Author has written 10 stories for Final Fantasy XIII, Twilight, and Final Fantasy XIII-2.

Hi, I'm Fang! I see you managed to find your way to my profile. Welcome! While you're here, if you would like to catch up on any missed info about my stories under the 'announcements' heading, read through my stories, give 'em a review, and look up my recommendations (preferably in that order)?

About Me

Name - Does not compute

Birthday - 1st May

Star Sign - Taurus

Religion - I have my own

ANNOUNCEMENTS

- I'm alive. So that's a start. I've just been swamped by coursework. Why, you ask? So I can get a good well-paying job. God, being an adult sucks arse. Where are the other adultier adults? I wanna be a kid again!

- I have a new laptop. Sleek, black, and (more importantly) has Word. Which means that while in approximately 5 weeks from now I will have more time to write, I will actually have somewhere to save my files. Thank bloody Christ for that.

- No updates again this time around, but I'm working on it. Trust me, I am. I just wish I had more bloody time.

The Light To Darkness (I, SP) - Everyone has their own reasons for following a certain path: jealousy, fear, bravery and idiocy being only some of many of them, but righteous and good intentions can only get you so far. What compels someone to act, to save a life in the midst of utter chaos? What compels someone to try to rescue the already damned? And why do so many people have to die trying? (This one has by far my favourite summary *blushes with pride* what do you think? If you have any ideas or want to BETA my stories (I do need a BETA reader, I'll admit that, Claire!) just PM me with your ideas and I'll try to incorporate them, if not in one of these stories above, then in a new story.)

Better Days (C) - Your favourite FFXIII characters realise PSICOM's on their trail again and flee to the only safety they can - the nearby forest. And with the help of one, Lightning realises she shouldn't ignore what has been given to her. (AU, very short story, also the first one I ever wrote on the site, it's not very good, but you've gotta start somewhere. You could consider it a one-shot split up into five chapters. I am thinking of re-posting it as a full-blown story, but I really want its prequel to get some attention first.)

New Beginnings (I) - 'What is she hiding?' Hope is uprooted from the city he's grown up in all of his life. Although his school sucks, he meets new friends, and new challenges roll his way. Will he survive what's to come? (Quite obviously AU, my second story. I am quite proud of this one, so please leave some love in the form of a review or just PM me to let me know you're reading. I feel uncomfortable sometimes when I know people are reading but don't have anything to say about it)

The Second Titanic (I, SP) - When Lightning gets a letter saying she and her family and friends are invited to sail on the Titanic II, they think it's going to be an ordinary cruise - right? (AU. whoever says this should be in Crossover, it has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the movie Titanic. it has no movie themes whatsoever. No Crossover for you! *crosses arms like she knows what she's talking about*)

Reunion (I, SP) - 'Nothing. I feel nothing.' Lightning is in limbo. She doesn't know who she is, but she retains her memories of those around her. And those around her, love her and want her home - one in particular. (Set after events of FFXIII and ignores events of FFXIII-2)

Where is My Mind? (I, SP) - Pretty much drabble about Snow and Lightning, mostly situated in Pulse, mostly there to pass the time. Am currently taking requests. (I might make a oneshot scrapbook about other characters as well, and if you want to request anything for these or any other stories I have in the works or something, just let me know in a review or PM and I'll see what I can do!)

If I May (C) - Hope's twenty-first birthday is coming up, and NORA were planning it for the fifth year running. What are they planning to make this birthday so different from the last? How will it impact his relationship with Lightning? (Something I wrote while I was sick. Contains a lemon, just to warn you).

Happy Family (C) - Hope didn't know how much longer he could keep going like this. (Oneshot, kinda angsty I guess.)

Annoyance All Around (C) - Cie'th are everywhere in Academia, and Noel gets frustrated. Serah attempts to comfort him, but it's really Mog that saves the day. (Oneshot, set in Academia. It's a pretty crappy summary, but it's all I could come up with.)

Twilight

Twisted: A Twilight Parody (I, SP)- A hopefully funny parody in which my good friend Lenah and I get thrown into the Twilight series. Will we make it home? Or will we be stuck there forever? (Summary could be better; I hate summaries. basically tearing the story to pieces with my friends because we were bored.)

Stories I'm planning to write. If you have any suggestions for these or the stories above, please let me know! i like when my readers know what they want :)

Final Fantasy XIII/XIII-2

Revenge (U, SP) - When Sanctum experiments turn on them, they are powerless to stop the chaos that follows. Lightning is one of those experiments and aims to stop more. Will she succeed? (HxL, AU)

Divine Conflict (U, SP) - What if Etro wasn't the Goddess most thought she was? What if she fought tooth-and-nail for a humanity who cannot protect themselves? What if Etro was betrayed by someone she loved, despite everything? What if Etro...wasn't Etro at all? (Something I came up with while listening to the XIII-2 soundtrack)

Eldest (U, SP) - In a world where magic and good are commonplace, two sisters live their lives as daughters of the Pharaoh. How will they fare when two strangers appear from nowhere, bringing with them emotional upheaval, freak storms and an ancient evil just waiting to pounce? (AU, FLight, set in Ancient/not-so-Ancient Egypt)

Harry Potter

The Hogwarts Chronicles - Lenah Tsarro is an orphan, unknowing of her heritage as a Pure-blooded witch. When a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry finds her, and then Professor Dumbledore himself, her world turns on its head. Thrown onto the scarlet steam-engine along with the legendary Harry Potter, will she survive her first year? (Follows the main plotline to a point, but from Lenah's POV; pairings pending for this and later stories.)

This section is basically a list and description of all my OC's, most of which are evil in some stories and/or just downright crazy.

Lenah Tsarro (This OC is one of my main ones, and stars in my stories 'New Beginnings' and 'The Hogwarts Chronicles'.)

- Bright green eyes, long black hair, usually tied up in a pony tail, in a tied-up plait or just plainly hanging down past her butt. Stubborn as all hell about almost anything, she is the one to have on your side during any sort of argument, or when your world is in danger of crashing down around your ears. She will listen to her good friends' problems, and more often than not she will beat up the person who started said problem. Fiercely protective of her friends and remaining family, this girl will both charm you and petrify you at the same time, depending on where you stand.

New Beginnings: Using the name 'Rainah' as a cover for her true name and purpose, Lenah is a vague, mysterious woman who is inextricably linked to her sister, her friends, and a very secret organisation, and may or may not have a tiny crush on the man who heads it.

The Hogwarts Chronicles: Lenah is a sweet girl, albeit puzzling and stubborn at times, and has had to go through a lot more than a girl her age should. Her only family was murdered and she now currently resides in the 'Happy Valley' Orphanage in Cokeworth. But that all changes when the great Professor Dumbledore himself shows up and offers to take her to a boarding school for others like her. "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry", the school in question, will show her that just because she had nothing to start with, doesn't mean she can't make her own future with the scraps that are given to her.

- Cool blue eyes, long black hair, usually kept in a tight bun to keep it out of her way. Often prefers to be professional, but sometimes her true nature shines through.

The Second Titanic - Lightning senses a dangerous aura about her that no-one else seems to be able to, almost sinister in its energy, especially around her. Why can Lightning never seem to force her guard down with this mysterious, sinister but seemingly harmless woman?

The Hogwarts Chronicles - A kind-hearted woman, Andrea adopts Lenah shortly before her eleventh birthday, unknowingly saving her from the hell that was an orphanage. But even the most kind-hearted and generous harbor secrets...

Ashely Greene (Pronounced the same as 'Ashley', stars in 'Revenge', one of the stories I'm planning, and 'The Hogwarts Chronicles' as a Greengrass)

- Grey eyes and short black hair died blonde, coming to around her shoulders. She insists that everyone call her 'Ashe', refuses to let anything get her down, and loves surprises, especially when they're made by the people she loves. Not one to mince words, she sticks to the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, all delivered with a wink and a smile. She is confusing to strangers and downright insane to her best friends, and cannot stand to see someone close to her in pain.

Revenge - Ashely is a sweet innocent soul who still refuses to let anyone or anything get her down regardless of the situation, qualities that she's retained despite the hell the Sanctum put her through. She likes to think of herself as her team's calming influence, stopping them from jumping in while thinking irrationally - and sometimes when they're not thinking at all. She morphs into an eagle and has a hidden mind-reading ability.

The Hogwarts Chronicles - Not yet revealed.

Hannah Davis (Stars in 'Revenge')

- Short straight red hair and bright green eyes, a self-proclaimed chocoholic with a never-ending source of optimism. She doesn't believe in lies and she's no fan of people who tell them for kicks. A trusted secret-keeper who never leaves a friend behind, she will always have your back unless you betray her in the worst possible way.

Revenge - Best friends with Ashely, Hannah is one of the younger members of Keller's group and, during her captivity with the Sanctum, also one of the most prized and protected. As well as the ability to shift into a raven, she also has the power to create false memories and plant them into a single mind of her choosing. She can also coerce those with a weak mind (also known as 'hypnotism').

Raksha 'Keller' Lina (Stars in 'Revenge' and 'The Light To Darkness', the prequel to 'Better Days', which I am currently re-writing)

- Eyes that are a perfect mix of brown, green and blue, with green the prominent colour (could be considered hazel), long, long glossy, golden-brown hair tied in a plait. She is mysterious at best. You mess with her family, you mess with her. She's completely honest about what she's thinking about everyone, and loves a good fight.

Revenge - Keller is the mysterious leader of the rogue experiments and was the first to escape, causing other brave, labeled experiments to follow in her footsteps. With Lightning as her second-in-command, she and the rest of the experiments are on a quest to stop others from becoming like them. She morphs into a black panther.

The Light To Darkness - Keller accompanies Hope, Vanille and the others into the Vestige, where she is branded another enemy of the state and her home. But was Cocoon her home in the first place? Where does she come from? And what is her connection to Fang?

Random Stuff

And now I dare you to read the rest of this very long page (got most of it from seeker of the skies' page, I recommend her stories, Sweet Sweet Ignorance and Etro's Temple)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01,ccsakura21, envious sky, 0erbayunFang

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl, 777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, Yaoi's Girl, lrr, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon,EmoEccentrica,fostofina,superkandybratz,ccsakura21, envious sky, 0erbayunFang

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 54/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand9. Tried to push open a door that said pull10. Tried to pull open a door that said push11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name(constantly DX)20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.23. Have run into a closed door24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan29. Tripped on a crack in the footpath30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one)46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up48. Have poked yourself in the eye49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb73. Ran into a door jamb74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it76. Have purposely licked playground sand77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs97. You have spelled your own name wrong before98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Which Final Fantasy 7 character do I have the most in common with?Found this on Electronic-Star's page :P

Cloud Strife (Varies with different versions of Cloud.)[x] You can be completely serious[ ] You love gravity defying hair.[x] You're considered the ‘loner’[x] You like motorcycles.[x] You like the color blue.[x] You’ve lost more than two friends[x] You like darker colored clothes.[x] You're shy at times.[x] You're often confused over what you want.[x] Your best friend is more social than you.

Total = 9

Zack Fair

[ ] You're really social.[x] You over-exaggerate things.[x] You happen to like swords.[ ] You follow your dreams.[x] You can spontaneously trip.[x] You often shrug embarrassing moments off.[x] You like the beach.[x] You have a sense of humor.[ ] You actually like doing squats.[x] You're childish/immature or don’t act your age.

Total = 7

Aeris/Aerith Gainsborough

[ ] You love to garden.[ ] Your considered to be ‘one with nature’[x] Your heart’s always in the right place.[x] You put others before yourself. (A/N: Mostly...)[ ] You pray often.[x] You love flowers.[ ] You love the color pink.[x] You worry about others.[x] Your sensitive yet strong.[ ] You like non-violence.

Total = 5

Tifa Lockhart (All Versions)

[ ] You're good at boxing.[x] You're considered strong.[ ] You're quite popular.[ ] You're attracted to blondes the most.[ ] Your chest is large.[x] You're not afraid of a fight.[ ] You're considered a country kid, or someone from the country.[x] You like to make promises.[x] You're kind-hearted.[ ] You like the ‘bar scene’ (going to clubs) the most.

Total = 4

Vincent Valentine (All Versions)

[ ] You're considered a ‘vampire’ quite often.[x] You're older than you look.[x] You like the colors red and black.[ ] You’d sleep in a coffin if given the chance.[x] You loved/liked someone who was with someone else.[x] You're a loner.[ ] You think capes are stylish.[x] You have a limited sense of humor. (only sometimes...)[x] You don’t rely on other people that much.[x] You're often quiet.

Total = 7

Yuffie Kisaragi (All Versions)

[x] You're incredibly hyper.[x] You like to say in the loudest voice possible, “THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE!!!”[x] You like to skip/run around a lot.[x] You love to ‘borrow’ things from others[ ] You're often considered a ‘ninja’.[x] You like to announce your presence when entering an area with people.[x] You like to wear short shorts.[x] You pester anti-social people often to get them to talk.[x] Coffee would make you bounce off the walls.[x] You like ninja stars.

Total = 9

Cid Highwind[x] You’d love to fly.[ ] You love/like cigarettes.[x] A stick o’ dynamite is a candle to you.[x] You curse a lot[ ] You'd drink alcohol 5 times a day if allowed.[x] You love/like airplanes.[x] You're often demanding.[x] You boss others around.[x] You can be easily agitated.[ ] Your often working on mechanical stuff.

Total = 7

Barret Wallace

[x] You like guns.[x] You're tough on the outside.[x] You love kids.[x] You’ll defend your friends.[x] You curse more than 5 times a day.[x] You're really tall[ ] You can act gangster.[x] If Cloud was real, you’d kick him off a train.[x] When you're pissed, you make sure everyone knows.[x] Your not afraid to speak your mind.

Total = 9

Cait Sith

[ ] You can play a musical instrument.[ ] You like monsters when their pink.[x] Some people consider you annoying.[ ] You can dance better than others.[x] You like to tell fortunes.[x] Your fortunes aren’t usually true.[ ] You can steal things from others without them knowing.[x] You love/like cats.[x] You're considered ‘silly’ by others.[x] You’d rather say ‘meow’ than ‘ruff’.

Total = 6

Red XIII

[x] Your nickname is used more often than your real name.[ ] You like dogs.[ ] You’d run a mile if someone dared you to.[x] You have at least 1 scar on/near your face.[x] You're a responsible person.[x] You're often brave.[x] You’d like to be or are part of a tribe.[ ] You're close to your neighbors.[ ] You’d rather say ‘ruff’ than ‘meow’.[x] You're wise/smart.

Total = 6

Sephiroth

[ ] You wonder where your mother is.[x] You're a little demented.[x] You're incredibly serious.[ ] You have no sense of humor.[ ] You like to see others in pain.[ ] You pick on blonde people.[ ] You like to make ‘dumb blonde’ jokes.[x] You’d prefer longer thinner swords if someone got you one.[ ] Your more villian than hero.[x] You can read books for a long time.

Total = 4

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and make a joke to make you laugh at yourself

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you then you will dump yours on theirs

FRIENDS: Will help you move.BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore thisBEST FRIENDS: Would repost this junk

FRIENDS: FadeBEST FRIENDS: Are forever

DARE YOU TO READ ALL OF THESE

copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotypes. (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I used to TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEELEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activitist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (if i knew any then yeah, i would hang with them cuz they're awesome :P)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be coneited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love friend chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (I'm sorry, but this one makes me laugh, and not because i'm stereotypical.)

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (For the fashion, not the attitude!)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (haha, yum)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEELEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS, and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm actually sanity-challenged - oh, what the hell, i'm INSANE!!!)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(only a fangirl of people who are in games, so I can't be a stalker, TAKE THAT!)

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (actually called a kilt)

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be reponsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritiual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm a WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I went to Hogwarts...that count?)

I love YAOI, so I MUST BE GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore, I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (for the fashion, not the attitude)

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid,

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a lose, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a LESBIAN.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an ARSONIST.

I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST have short hair, tattoos and be BUTCH.

I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to be a MAN.

I am SAME-SEX ORIENTED, so I MUST be treated differently.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it

I went to a party, And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom, So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would,

That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right,

The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight,

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,

I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,

The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear The paramedic say, This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom, Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven, "Daddy's Girl" is on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!" So I love you and good-bye.

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Draco is part of the Dark Lord's Inner Circle, but secretly using his post to bring the Dark Lord down. Hermione is his contact in the Order and he is soon going to discover that she means far more to him than that.

The Herondales and Fairchilds have always hated each other since anyone can remember. Clarissa Fairchild, a regular teenager girl, whose passion for the art is as big as her bad attitude, is forced to marry the Herondale's son, the arrogant Jace Herondale, to save a company none of them care about. Worst thing is...Clary and Jace can't keep their hands OFF each other's neck.

She was his guardian and he was her charge. They had beaten their fate and she had kept him safe. But when she awakens from years of blissful sleep into the birth of a new war, can she still protect him? Can she still keep her promise? They found strength in each other before, can they find that strength again?

Adjusting to life after Cocoon's fall is easy. But when a new fal'Cie plot arrives on the horizon and opens a gorge of endlessness beneath Lightning's feet, will she be able to handle it... and be happy again? Eventual HopexLightning. M for dark themes. COMPLETE. Revised 05/20/2016.

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

Death. It had claimed Hope countless times throughout history, and she'd witnessed every heart-shattering instance. With Etro's help, Lightning finally steps in, preventing his murder in Augusta Tower 13AF. However, not even divine intervention can change that which is meant to be. In-game AU. Alternate!Hope/Lightning.

AU: Sequel to "Always in Repair" and "Believe in Yesterday." Even after surviving the fall, another war, and an epidemic, there is no predicting the fate that awaits a dying Cocoon and the Settlement in its shadow. Hope fights for the future, but Lightning holds tight to the past. Rated M for adult and eventual dark themes.

To serve and protect. That was the oath they both swore, to different people and for different reasons throughout the ages — and what those reasons have been twisted into over time wound up pitting them into a bloody conflict. But with more pressing concerns at hand, the Goddess's hand has been forced, and even they have no place to defy divinity.

Hope has always had trouble with romance, and he never thought he would ever like a girl and explain his feelings. Maybe that will change after a certain mishap while on a walk home...and all sorts of hell breaks loose! / Six months have passed, and Hope hasn't heard from Lightning but that soon changes as the pink-haired vixen suddenly re-enters his life and causes him problems!

Out of all the people she expected to retake their seventh year, she never expected him to be there. Hermione's life had already started to unravel before school even had a chance to begin. Will there be someone there to pick her back up? Or push her back down? Rated M! Smut. EWE. Slow burn. Dramione. ENJOY!

Sequel to: Nothing to Lose. A dark fantasy that will never taste the light within a darkened realm, harbored by black hearted beasts. May she be the one to rise above it for freedom all with a blood stained sacrifice. R&R!

The war was over and the dark side was victorious. Only Hermione had survived. In panic, she changed her appearance, keeping only her fiery brown eyes. Now Draco wants her. Only Harry's last words keep her from revealing herself: live Hermione, live for me.

When the impossible happens and the bad guys win, would-be-heroes are thrown together with terrified partners in a plan none of them really want. "I know I'm part of what must be the worst day of your life," he said. "I know I'm the enemy. But, I swear, I'm not going to hurt you." Theo/Luna. Draco/Hermione. Blaise/Ginny. COMPLETE.

Ron begged Harry to take care of Hermione for him...somehow, I don't think this is what he had in mind. - EWE, slightly AU I suppose... rated M - language, sexual situations, violence, mentions of non-con. - Disclaimer - I'm not as awesome as JK Rowling therefore all recognisable characters are hers.

*AU* A shift between Draco & Hermione sparks a steamy mutual attraction, but hiding their budding relationship from their friends becomes the least of their worries. Secrets from a blood-soaked past unravel & something diabolical stalks the haunted grounds of Rowling University—something with its twisted gaze set on Hermione.*COMPLETE*

Five years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, Hermione Granger finds herself a divorced 23 year old with more publicity on her than she would like. With raging nightmares and a lonely bed, she rediscovers the turmoil of living a life alone, until a new flame and old enemy rekindle a life she though she had finally left behind. Rated M for future content, Dramione.

When Snow requests Light for a few 'dates' he was surprised to see she agreed. With only 13 days left they both decided to make the most of what they had left. This is a collection of short Slight (SnowxLight) stories. Some chapters are more romantic than others. Date 6: Light gets to see the glimpse of the future but it wasn't what she quite expected, same could be said for Snow.

Agent Lightning of the FBI hasn't seen Little Hope Estheim since she drunkenly made out with him over ten years ago the night before she left for the Academy. Now she's the best & toughest agent & he's the new recruit she's supposed to train. Problem is, Little Hope isn't so little anymore.

After a mistletoe incident they are inevitably drawn to each other and all would be well except for a new threat that is targeting the students at Hogwarts. Who will save them when even Harry Potter isn't quite himself?

The war had ended and things were looking up for everyone. The reconstruction of Hogwarts was beginning and so were new feelings for childhood enemies. Maybe Draco and Hermione had more in common than they thought. Rated M just to be safe! Please Read and Review! Thanks!

"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)

When an ancient entity of Pulse origin awakens on the seaside city of Bodhum, an entire populace is thrown into chaos. The Purge is enacted, a cruel deportation of innocent civilians to the hostile lowerworld. However, in the midst of it all is six unlikely heroes about to be brought together by fate. Novelization of the game.

After she finds a hurt and dazed Draco on his way back from being tortured by his father, Hermione helps him out. He finds her the next day and gives her an ultimatum: if she doesn't stay away from him, he won't stay away from her. At first she stays away, but when she helps him after another incident, he retaliates in the best way to bother her: he seduces her. Warning: Very Hot!

17 years after Lightning's disappearance, Pulse is infested with men who claim to come from the realm of the Goddess, Valhalla. After 13 years of terrorising the populous, they have reduced everyone to hiding in Safe houses for protection. The military is hopelessly overpowered with little chance of winning. Amidst this a strange girl appears on Pulse claiming to be one of them.

It was supposed to be a simple mission for Lightning. Save Cocoon and rescue Serah, yet as things start to slowly fall apart the pink-haired solder finds herself falling too... but not in a way she expected.. Spoilers from chapter 11. LightXVanille.

Hermione Granger by day, Something Else by night - IF she forgets to take her meds (or in this case, fail to work). She works at Gringotts by day and becomes some sort of vigilante at night - stealing from the wealthy and giving it to the poor. That's until her alter ego steals from Draco Malfoy, meets him, and decides she likes him.

A collection of one shots or drabbles with various different ratings, all about Draco and Hermione, that are all less than 2,000 words. The listed rating isn't representative of each individual story. A rating will be placed at the beginning of each fic. to represent that specific story. Enjoy (:

In a world controlled by the Corporations Pulse and Cocoon, Fang is a cynical Pulsian agent charged with the guarding of an agent in a protection program hiding her from Cocoon after an infiltration mission gone wrong. As Cocoon moves in on the agent, her safety soon becomes the least of Fang's worries as another plan of Cocoon's threatens to bring down her whole world around her.

Knowledge previously unknown to Lightning gives her the ability to defeat Caius in Valhalla, but she must become his immortal companion to stop him for good and he must go with her to New Bodhum. The future is now fraught with unknowns, with a new government and rising tensions between Cocoon and Pulse - made no easier by Caius and Lightning now sharing the Heart of Chaos.

Do you know the pain of regrets? Collecting one after the other in your heart, torturing you and drowning you in a sea of your own misery. The hopelessness of not being able to do anything about it. Do you know what it feels like to be reduced to the broken angel on the floor? Unable to fight against the pain. No longer able to shake off the monsters that cling to you.

...is that it inevitably wears thin. After a thousand years, one of them is finally getting tired of waiting. HopexLight (A humorous post-LR oneshot in which Lightning attempts to uncover the reason why she can't bloody get a date.)

Lightning Farron, a failed protector who has the strength to save the world but does she have the strength to forgive herself? Hope Estheim, a failed protector who feels that he is too weak to save anyone. Will his search for power corrupt him? What happens when our heroes are reunited but not the way they expected? Hope x Light

The war has ended and Hermione finally has time to relax. Her and Ginny have planned a month long vacation to the south of France, free of distractions...or that's what they believed, until a certain blonde Slytherin and his Italian friend rented out the beach house next to theirs. Will it be an all out war or will they find love in the most romantic country in the world?

Lightning, struggles to find a place in this world, as a mysterious woman soon enters her life. Fang quickly grows attached to Light, as it seemed her intentions were to help Light find meaning in her life again; it holds a deeper connotation for Fang. FLight/Flaire ;D [New Chapter Up!]

Draco Malfoy is a Veela, the only problem is he needs to find his mate before his 18th birthday. So who does he ask but his fellow head girl, Hermione Granger. Read and Review please! rated M for a reason!

I'm doing this challenge on my Tumblr, and I figured I should probably put them up here as well. When ever I put one up I'm just going to put it as a new chapter to this, although they will all probably be unrelated. It is just easier that way ; I hope you like reading these!

The fairy tale marriage began to crumble by reality, and Snow escaped to Academy to seek Lightning's help. However, their friendship turned into something deeper, especially after Lightning suffered an unspeakable trauma. Snow x Lightning

To stop an ongoing war between Cocoon and Pulse, the Farrons and the Estheims have decided an arranged marriage between both of their families. Can love come out of this arrangement or will it be nothing more than words on a contract?

It has been three years since anyone had last seen Lightning. Now that he's strong enough, Hope sets out to look for the woman he loves. Post game fic. This story has risen from the grave with a new chapter.

It's the middle of sixth year, and Harry has been suspicious of what Draco has been up to. Draco, is confused. For once in his life, he isn't sure what the right path is. It should be easy, kill off Dumbledore and finally win his father's respect. So why does it seem so wrong? So what happens when Draco finds that he is on the wrong side of the war?

THIS STORY IS RATED M. Izzy convinces the gang to hang out at her parent's lake cottage. Clary and Jace try to figure out their feelings for each other while the rest of the group tries desperately to keep Clary away from Jace and the inevitable broken heart he'd leave her with. Little do they know, Jace should be the least of their worries. Cutesy romantic/drama/humor. AU. Human.

Fang and Lightning might have been able to survive the fal'Cie, but can they survive their own children? The life and times of the Yun-Farron family, told snippet by snippet. Chapter 15: Sergeant Major Averia Yun-Farrron was a badass. But even badasses are afraid of something - or someone. Features guns, killer robots, and three familiar girls following in their family's footsteps.

Imagine a world where Voldemort is triumphant and Harry is pronounced dead following their confrontation in the Dark Forest. The Wizarding World is in chaos, the new Minister a mysterious masked man who plays spokesperson for the Dark Lord. An unexpected hero takes up the cursed torch as spy. Book One in The Map of Our Ruin Trilogy.

Hermione gets an overdose on the potion called Pellicientes Flatum. Its main property is that it has a different aroma for each individual of the opposite sex, one they find most enticing. And Draco Malfoy likes what he smells, even after the effects wear off.

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy learned to hate the other from their first year at Hogwarts. So why is it that they always find themselves talking, always find themselves drawn to each other like moths to a flame? Disclaiming/full summary inside.

Draco Malfoy was the kind of person who did not like to lose. But when Draco's heart became set on winning something quite different, and quite out of reach, he found that winning was more satisfactory than he thought. After all, determination is the key, and if you want something badly enough, you will always get it, right? Rated M for future predictions. DM/HG BZ/GW.

The first conscious feeling Draco remembered is the pull. Hermione defined it as a state of irrational anxiety. He thought that while there was much unclear about their connection, this much he could always be certain, his entire being would always revolve around her. He never imagined the axis of his world could spiral so out of control when it wasn't so. A/U

Out of instinct, I wrapped my arms around his neck, grazing his slightly overlong hair. He blew a hot puff of air into my hair in surprise, and held me away from his body, uncertainly. I tightened my arms, if he was planning to drop me, I'd take him with me. "Are you awake, Granger? I swear to God if you are-."

The fate of Pulse hangs in the balance, Armageddon on the horizon, and the only one that can stop it is on the wrong team. With the help of an old friend, can our heroes stop the almost certain fate of the world? Sequel to Play Along. Lightning x Hope

A/U. Sequel to "Riot Machine." Lightning has seized the chance to start over again, but remnants of her old life still follow her - even to the far reaches of Pulse. Rated for mature themes and language.

"I must complete my Focus." Lightning is given the chance to reset the timeline by preventing Caius from receiving the Heart of Chaos, but only by traveling to Gran Pulse's ancient past and befriending him. Meanwhile, Serah and Noel struggle through the strange future left in her wake and find an entirely new timeline awaiting them...

Hope left to someday come back as someone worthy of her mature eyes. Lighting tried to find love after the war against the fal'Cie, but every relationship ended in heartbreak, so she gave up. Now Hope is back, but was six years too long? Do they even know how to love anymore? Such things have a way of bursting in against all odds however, and come from the least expected places.

"Blood of my Blood, Power of my Power; through space and time, Evil cowers." The war with Voldemort has ended and wizards are getting on with their lives, but happens when an ancient evil rears its ugly head? Who will save the world? Please review!

Hope Estheim hates his home life. Everything needs to be perfect and proper, and that makes him sick. He rebels against his parents and runs away from home at the age of seventeen. So what will happen when he meets Sergeant Claire 'Lightning' Farron while on the run? HopeXLight, SnowXSerah, FangXVanille, AU. Rated T for drugs, alcohol, swearing, and smoking. Rating may go up to M.

Feeling left behind is a foreign sensation to Lightning Farron. After spending seven years in crystal stasis, she awakens to find a vastly different world than the one she remembers and is left hanging from the proverbial thread as she starts the grueling process of adapting not only to her surroundings, but a much older Hope.

Things seem normal, the six L'Cie are surviving pulse looking for clues to help remove their brands but what happens when they find a curse of a different kind. Hope x Light, not related to my other FanFic Tingling Feeling.

After the betrayal of his friends, Hope struggles to find a purpose in life. There was only one thing he could do, there was only one thing he knew how to do, fight. What if that same thing sent him back to the very people who betrayed him? Secrets would be unveiled, unforeseen emotions would be expressed, with him at the center of it all.

Hope and Lightning end up with an early morning patrol shift, the first time they're alone together since Palumpolum. Hope wants to take advantage of that and share his pent up feelings with his idol, but will she feel the same? Hope/Light cheesy fluff and first post attempt to boot!

Final Fantasy meets Hunger Games. Haleigh Estheim is a victor from the 69th Hunger Games. The Capital know her as Lightning the II. Starting during the events of Catching Fire, what will happen as once again she is faced with life or death decisions. Hope/Light & Cannon Pairings *Obvious Spoilers*

Living with someone is difficult but living with the one you love is a mix between adventure, chaos, emotion, peace, idle comfort and love. Basically the ups and downs and a view at everyday life. Set roughly 7 years after the ending of the game but without Lightning's disappearance. This would make it slightly AU I assume? This is a series of related one-shots! Rating may change.

Summary: "Hey Hope." "Yeah, what is it?" "Will you promise me we'll always meet here every year when you come here every summer holiday?" "I ... I promise, Claire." Has nothing to do with Final Fantasy XIII storyline, four-shot, AU, couple involved.

"You broke me, you know. I don't give a damn if it was middle school and I was stupid for actually liking you, but I just want you to know that you ripped my heart out," Clary spat. "And now you're back, here in New York to ruin my life. Why can't you find some other girl to destroy?" Jace's blazing eyes blinked. "Because there's only you." - All Mundane. AU. ClaryxJace.

Five years after the fall Lightning gets promoted and Snow (now married to Serah) promises a surprise, but Light definetly wasn't expecting this! Hope X Light Serah X Snow. now contains lemon sequel if that's what your looking for ;)

Sequel to Time Traveler Original (Happy) Ending. The world is saved and everyone live happily ever after, just like Lightning predicted. And with Lights dislike about physial contact, Hope's worried that she doesn't love him as much as he thought. How will their relationship end? LightxHope

Hermione hides letters in library books - but never expects a reply. She and her new friend confide in each other, ultimately fall in love - but can such a love story turn deadly when their identities are revealed? HBP, T for Language, Violence. Sequel entitled 'Headlines' coming soon!

When Katniss signs up to be a camp counselor at Camp Panem for her summer home from college, she doesn't know what to expect. What she gets is a summer of archery lessons gone awry, cheesy songs by the campfire, and a certain blonde haired, blue eyed counselor she wants to take behind the cabin and get to know better. KatnissXPeeta AU.

Lightning Farron has always lived her life by a specific plan that has kept her life in order, never letting in anyone or anything not pertaining to her plans. But when she unexpectedly falls in love with the charming and ever optimistic Snow Villiers, she suddenly realizes that life doesn't always go the way that one plans.

"Hope surrounded by older girls, obviously attracted to him naturally because he's Hope, and Lightning coming in and grabbing him all like 'He's mine. Go away before you become acquainted with my gunblade.'" Dark Flame's words for this request, verbatim. With my own, perverted, horomone-rampid twist. *post-game/AU; requested by Darkflames and Fire*

Two years after the events with the Fal'Cie, Hope and the gang find themselves struggling to rebuild lives for themselves. The new society on Gran Pulse is thriving, but is far from complete. People cling to whatever they can to remain hopeful about the future. Meanwhile, trouble is brewing and things may not be as easy as the former L'Cie had hoped.

AU High School fic. Lightning plus Fang plus Prank phone call equals...love? Manning the phone at her part time job, Lightning deals with a prank call that might just change everything. Maybe High School doesn't suck as much as she thought it did? FLight

Serah and Yeul are dead because of Etro, who isn't the good goddess she appeared to be. Swearing revenge, Caius and Lightning are forced to fight together to destroy her. Something stronger than a simple alliance forms. Lightning/Caius

Ten years after the fall of Cocoon. Hope has changed to become an assassin in order to find the mysterious killer of his father. And the one person who could help him is still in Crystal Stasis. HopexLight. Contains Sexual Content and lemons later on.

"To wish for hope is to wish for an equal amount of despair." That was the one thing that Lightning had always believed in, always held to be the only truth that she would accept in a shadowland between life and death. So when he arrived, the one that challenged all those beliefs like they didn't exist, what was she supposed to do? AU HopexLightning oneshot.

Prequel to Obliviate, but can be read seperately. "I want to defy gravity. I want to go against everything everyone has ever taught me." Draco takes a deep breath in, holding it to keep himself from fainting. "I want to kiss you Granger"

Fang and Vanille invite the gang on a Cruise for two weeks. Everyone agrees, Lightning is convinced by Hope. Hope starts to feel his hidden feelings for Lightning begin to deepen as he spends more time with her. Lightning begins to see that hope is not a little boy anymore, but a man. Lightning begins to fall for Hope as he expresses his true self to her.

"There's only one difference between us Lightning. It's not who we kill, nor why we kill. It's not our apathy towards life, nor our indifference to death. It's that I've accepted the fact that's what I am; soon enough Lightning, I will make you do the same."

Both Draco and Hermione have something to hide. They have a right to have a mask, but what happens when the mask is lifted off and their lives are exposed to each other? They finally see what they've been hiding from for their entire lives.

Hermione Granger lives a very hectic life, but is content. She works for the ministry and everything is going well. Harry and Ron are still her best friends, but what happens when an old enemy finds his way back into her life?

Serah meant everything to Lightning, so when she recieved the news her sister was a l'Cie, how could she bring herself to forgive the one responsible? She was beginning to realise that their futures were intertwined, in more than one way... Light/Vanille

She smiled at his attempt of humor. It was a warm smile. A smile that never really appeared on the girl's face, really. Seeing this made him happy. He hardly ever saw her like this.-Takes place on Gran Pulse. HopexLight.

Roughly follows the game's storyline but with a big twist. The group set out on an adventure that will test their lives, loyalty, and love. Pairings between Lightning and Hope with obvious Snow and Serah. M just to be safe

Cocoon had been saved, the group of survivors moved onto living together building themselves up as a family, when a tragedy they all thought had come to pass strikes harder than ever. They must fight for their lives, and there's no guarantee they'll live

"She watched the timeline to see him." Feeling the loneliness of an observer of the entire timeline, Lightning finds herself watching the life of one person in particular. The night before it all goes down in Academia, she allows herself to see him.

Hope Estheim's life is turned upside down when he meets the newest student in his school, Lightning Farron, but Lightning is hiding a secret that haunts her, a secret she'd rather never resurfaced. Lightning/Hope Snow/Serah Fang/Vanille.

Lightning has a mishap on Gran Pulse and finds herself reverted back into a fifteen year old girl. So Light's a bit unstable, the rest of the group is lost and Hope is even more confused by what this change brings out in his feeling for Light.

Who was this guy? He seemed far too...polite. How did he manage to convince her like that..? He was a strange mystery indeed. Alternate Universe fic, taking place as if the l'cie events never took place. Hope/Lightning, rating may change.

Lightning gets frustrated when a harmless trip on a train to visit Serah ends in a guy accidentally falling on her when the train abruptly halts. However, she eventually comes to like, hell...Even love this person. Hope X Lightning.

Based off the song "Enchanted" by Owl City. Wrote this a long time ago, figured I would put it up. Hope doesn't see Lightning for years after leaving to his dad's house in Palumpolum. When he comes back, he strives to end things differently than before.

It's been nine years since the group saved the world. Things have finally gotten back to normal... Yet, somethings have also changed. Not only has Serah and Snow settled down, but so has Lightning and Hope. How will these families cope with new lives?

'I used to hate people, I used to be 'the soldier' everyone knew and feared. but around you i have Hope' 'and around you i have Light and right now we're just best friends, but maybe someday we could be something more...' Suck at summary. posible OOCnes

"It's strange...that the only time I can admit my feelings is when I can't have you. I mean...look at me, I'm just going to cause you trouble." But it doesn't matter...tomorrow is rushing at them...and the world. And they'll be at the center of it all.

A whole civilization must begin anew after the fall of Cocoon. And they look to the former l'Cie to help them adjust to a new life. With the whole world watching, how can one be sure of right and wrong? Hope x Lightning

AU: Six years after his mother's death, Hope never thought he'd have the money to open his restaurant. But when he strikes a deal with Serah: a restaurant in exchange for teaching Lightning how to cook, Hope may end up with more than he bargained for.

It's never, ever, a good sign when you wake up and have to fling yourself to the toilet. Or when the lights are too bright. Or when your so-called friend thought it would be a good idea to bring a camera that night.

*Minor Post-Game Spoilers* Before when he asked her, he was just a kid. Three years later Hope is eighteen and has a question to ask Lightning. This time maybe the answer has changed. I suck at summaries

AU:Lightning comes out of crystalstasis in the middle of a revived conflict with PSICOM, the last l'Cie to wake after the fall of Cocoon. Hope has a five year head-start, but even his expert mechanical skills can't fix the bigger problems of their future.

In which Hope is angry, Snow is scarred for life, Serah is nearly suffocated, and Lightning just takes it all in stride. Or...as much of a stride as a person can expect from Lightning. And the couch sits innocently in the living room. If it only knew...

It's Hope's first day of high school and between getting hit with a sock, his insane teacher, and gym class he's going to need a little, ok a lot, of help from he's friends to make it through. Things will get better though, right? Right? Please R&R!

Four years after the events of FFXIII,Hope travels to Bodhum to celebrate the birth of Snow and Serah's new child. But he's more distracted at the prospect of seeing someone else that he's been thinking about for the last four years...

Set 4 years after the events of the game. For 4 years, Hope's crush on Lightning has persevered. He embarks on a trip to see his friends, for Snow and Serah's long awaited wedding. How will he deal with actually being around Lightning again? Spoilers.

Light..." he had taken her hand and laced his fingers within hers. She hissed and pulled her hand away. She turned to him her eyes narrowed. Hope shrunk back but she could see the confusion in his eyes.

Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.

Reality is harsh to Yuna, a senior in Yunalesca High. She's shunned by all and hated by all. No one realizes that they're pushing her to the edge, breaking her into pieces...until her biggest tormenter, Tidus, realizes that she can take no more. AU.PAUSED

Everyone has reasons for following a certain path: jealousy, fear, bravery and idiocy being only some of many of them, but righteous and good intentions can only get you so far. What compels someone to act, to save a life in the midst of utter chaos? What compels someone to try to rescue the already damned? And why do so many people have to die trying? *Prequel to 'Better Days'*

When Lightning, her family and her friends all get an identical letter requesting their presence at the launching and maiden voyage on the Titanic II, they think it's going to be a normal cruise. When is anything ever normal? *AU, T for language. HopexLight, SnowxSerah, maybe VanillexFang PS: whoever says this should be in crossover can see my profile for details*

"Nothing. I feel nothing." Lightning is in limbo. She doesn't know who she is, but she retains her memories of those around her. And those around her, love her and want her home - one in particular. *Oneshot, set after the events of XIII and ignores events from XIII-2. Might stay a one-shot, might continue it, depending on reviews and my mood*

Non-romantic, one-shot. Cie'th are everywhere in Academia, and Noel gets frustrated. Serah attempts to comfort him, but it's really Mog that saves the day. *Crap summary, I know, but I'll take what I can get*

Totally unconnected rich-in-drabble one-shots about Snow and Lightning, in all their un-BETAed glory. Name is inspiration from a song that fits the pairing perfectly in my mind. Rated T in case I drop the f-bomb, rating is subject to change.

A Twilight parody in which I get thrown into the book and have the weirdest things happen! Tearing the story to pieces cuz I'm sick of it so don't like, don't read. Intro is short but sweet. Rated T for language and mild violence.

(Is scheduled for updates after the prequel is finished, and I'm making it into a full-blown story too, so stick around!) AU, 0-1 AF. Lightning and the others realise PSICOM has them in their clutches once again, so they run to the only remotely-safe area - the nearby forest, where Lightning realises she shouldn't ignore what's been given to her.