You know, Steve, with you recounting your culinary activities every night, I am starting to wonder if you are trolling for a husband.

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

I still need to find a good sauce which is significantly hotter than Tabasco sauce, but not retarded hot like Dave's Insanity Sauce.

I guess it depends on how you define "significantly." There is a Scoville scale, with brand names, at Chilliworld.

I like the flavor that pepper sauces give, but don't seek out the heat. I personally like the flavor of this, admittedly mild, sauce:

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

There are many dudes there of the Arden persuasion, if you know what I mean.

You mean people with lives?

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

I still need to find a good sauce which is significantly hotter than Tabasco sauce, but not retarded hot like Dave's Insanity Sauce.

Don't any stores out there carry Tabasco's habanero sauce?

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

I still need to find a good sauce which is significantly hotter than Tabasco sauce, but not retarded hot like Dave's Insanity Sauce.

I guess it depends on how you define "significantly." There is a Scoville scale, with brand names, at Chilliworld.

I like the flavor that pepper sauces give, but don't seek out the heat. I personally like the flavor of this, admittedly mild, sauce:

THATS TOTAL WUSSY HOMO SAUCE. YOU HOMO.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Actually, I like that, too. I never remember to buy some to keep at home, but I always flavor my pho with that when we go out for Vietnamese.

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

There are many dudes there of the Arden persuasion, if you know what I mean.

You mean people with lives? :angry:

Now now Arden, there's no need to enter the realm of wild fantasy. We all know you have no life, Richard told us, he's been stalking you. The rest of us get a weekly bulletin, a digest of Arden related trivia.

It's called "Ardent" (geddit) and Rich is always muttering about you being "Teh Sexi Hawt" or something. I can't claim to know what it means. He DOES mention that all this big talk about FTK and MILFs and the like is just window dressing to hide his obsessive love for you quite a bit though. Sorry, we all thought you knew.

Don't get me started on his previous campaign with Carlsonjok. Where do you think Rich keeps getting those photos from? They really are Carlsonjok you know.

Actually, I like that, too. I never remember to buy some to keep at home, but I always flavor my pho with that when we go out for Vietnamese.

I've never heard it called a pho before. Kinky.

Louis

Ba-dum ching!

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Have you read the disclaimer for that product? Here.Who would be daft enough to eat something that contains a warning that contact with skin will cause severe burning? Wait, don't bother to answer that. There is certain to be some people.

Have you read the disclaimer for that product? Here.Who would be daft enough to eat something that contains a warning that contact with skin will cause severe burning? Wait, don't bother to answer that. There is certain to be some people.

EDIT: Wow! £245 for 1ml. That is what? About $400.

I like disclaimer number 5:

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I am not inebriated or impaired in any way, and I am fully able to make a sound decision about the purchase if these products.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

So I bought some chicken breasts at Harris Teeter. Off I went to the hot sauce aisle. I frowned when I saw that the object of my affection, a bottle of habanero tabasco sauce, was ten times the price per volume of texas pete! 2 oz of habanero tabasco was $1.50 and 32 oz of texas pete was $2.05. Hmm.

So now I'm back at the apt with a 32 oz bottle of texas pete and 4 habanero peppers. Wondering how many of the latter to blend into the former. I'm thinking 3.

So I bought some chicken breasts at Harris Teeter. Off I went to the hot sauce aisle. I frowned when I saw that the object of my affection, a bottle of habanero tabasco sauce, was ten times the price per volume of texas pete! 2 oz of habanero tabasco was $1.50 and 32 oz of texas pete was $2.05. Hmm.

So now I'm back at the apt with a 32 oz bottle of texas pete and 4 habanero peppers. Wondering how many of the latter to blend into the former. I'm thinking 3.

They didn't have one of the standard 5oz bottles for Tabasco habanero?

Eh, $1.50 isn't much, I probably would have bought it anyway.

If the Texas Pete's is as wimpy as you say, it sounds like you'll need 3 habaneros to really scratch your itch.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Back from tennis. So I put the whole bottle in the blender with 2 habaneros. The resulting product has some bounce to the ounce. It's going on some jerk chicken and then into the oven. We'll know the results in an hour.