"You see, Yaroslav, my mama always said I was genius! I knew from start there will be lack of benzin in future so I'm one step ahead, not to mention Svetlana and her friends would do anything to ride in mustang! See, is pure genius, runs in my blood like clean vodka, I tell you!"
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NoobX
"You see, Yaroslav, my mama always said I was genius! I knew from start there will be lack of benzin in future so I'm one step ahead, not to mention Svetlana and her friends would do anything to ride in mustang! See, is pure genius, runs in my blood like clean vodka, I tell you!"

The politburo is pleased as well. 4pts

Maurice
"Yuri's answer to driving a car with a vodka overdose in his blood: a car that would automatically find its way home regardless!"

Russia's version of Dancing with the Stars. You see the stars when either a Russian bear mauls you with it's paws or a Russian bear(sporting Adidas pants btw) smacks you with a club.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

"Welcome to the Trans-Siberian version of It's a Knockout. Our first game, hit the bear on the head three times to win. If you get gassed on by the bear, you're out."
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No one knows my true nature here...