While he demanded young men keep themselves clean and kill themselves for 72 virgins in heaven, the coward watched porn and availed himself of all he wanted, collecting virgin wives right here on earth. Full well knowing there is no such reward in heaven for murder and knowing he didn’t have the balls to kill himself he hid behind one of his current wives, the coward faced his maker weak. I don’t celebrate his execution but I celebrate the uncovering of his weakness before those who thought he was a great and fearless leader!

The spineless rascal (pictured left) hid in caves while detonating bombs to dismember others. He strapped C4 plastic explosives to the waistlines of women and children. Bin Laden promised his collection of clueless soldiers 70 virgins apiece as a heavenly reward for dying. Did he promise Viagra too? whodges@massappealnews.com