Plants In Yer Pants

“When you watch this movie, you wander into a sort of sexual Bermuda Triangle,” says writer/director Scott Schirmer describing his upcoming horror movie, Harvest Lake. He also goes on to say HL is an “erotic creature feature,” which means they’re gonna show the female chest area and softcore groin bumping (if they want an R rating, that is). Oh, and there’s some sort of plant monster, too.

Here are the hardcore details: “A group of vacationing campers stumble under the spell of a libidinous, otherworldly presence in the woods. Inhibitions drop and behavior becomes erratic as one of the friends tries to escape the carnal free-fall, ultimately bringing him face to face with the source of a mystery that will change his life forever.”

They had me at carnal free-fall.

Sex in horror movies is not a new thing. As of this snoop bloggy blog, there have been over one trillion horror/sci-fi movies with groin bumping in them, some showing more skin to win than others. Is this a bad thing? I’m gonna have to say hell no.