Another rigged unlucky NBA Draft Lottery has come and gone. Another complete fail bad bounce of the unlucky lottery balls for the Wolves. And because of tonight I cannot, in good conscience, allow CW Jr. to grow up a TWolves fan. I’m sorry, but does this innocent child look like a future Wolves fan to you? Should he have to suffer for the rest of his lifetime, like so many of us? I don’t think that’s fair.

HELL NO.

CW Jr. will grow up to be a fan of (insert whatever team LeBron goes to this off-season.)