So we took a photo of this woman with her shirt off and it turned out that you can see her breasts. Crazy, huh? Well now we’re in a pretty awkward position. Short of not having her take her shirt off, or using a different picture, what on earth could we do? We had to make this trainwreck, there was no alternative.

I know that we are all weary of the lifelong existential struggle between wanting to show more of Beyonce’s cleavage and wanting to avoid an utterly humiliating disaster on your front cover, but it’s refreshing and illuminating to see it brought to light in such disastrous fashion.