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Andrew Leo Shirvell is a hero’s hero, a brawny and ambitious man with expressive eyes and the buzz cut of someone who relishes military precision. Exemplifying the true rewards for love of God and Country, this compassionate Christian went from being a humble student at the University of Michigan to a widely respected graduate of the Ave Maria School of Law in Naples, Florida to his current job as Deputy Attorney General for the great state of Michigan.

As Deputy Attorney General, he is now wrestling with one of the most pressing cultural issues of the day: the growing presence of homosexuality on college campuses. Mr. Shrivell has made it his personal crusade to cleanse the University of Michigan and its Student Body President Chris Armstrong of their worst sexual sins. He started a blog to investigate the nonstop gay orgies at his alma mater, orgies where the young men of America’s heartland strip down in a heartbeat to show off their blossoming bodies. Like Mr. Shrivell, many will imagine the worst types of moral offences happening at these gatherings– techno music pounding luxuriously in the background as muscled undergrads rub into each other at a frantic pace, all sense of their parent’s love and the faith that guided them through high school thrown out the window for a few seconds of sweat-drenched passion in a cramped dorm room, forever destroying any hope they may have had to become successes in the lives, successes like Deputy Attorney General Andrew Shrivell.

But now our hero is facing his greatest challenge. Deputy Shrivell has been hit with severe criticism for heartfelt statements on his blog and in live news reports about U Mich’s Student Body President. Andrew called that young student a “Nazi-like” “viciously militant homosexual activist” who is “Satan’s representative on the Student Assembly.” Shrivell has done this not just once, but many times over. In fact, his entire blog is dedicated to college homosexuality. It shall come as no surprise that the liberal media has taken up the case and is siding with the gay agenda and repression on this one. Calling Shrivell’s statements “cyber bullying,” many leftwing legal analysts say that his acts are a violation of the anti-bullying laws of Michigan, laws that his boss Attorney General Mike Cox has so blindly embraced and that Shrivell is legally bound to enforce.

Even more outrageous, some have openly pondered whether Deputy Shrivell has a secret gay crush on the undergrad Chris Armstrong. They point to the fact that he has shown up outside of the young student’s house several times and has even followed him to university events, suggesting that Shrivell is being driven by insatiable homoerotic fantasies to stalk the fresh-faced boy. There are even bloggers out there who suspect that the 30-year old single man is actually a closeted pedophile who secretly trolls the internet for nubile college boys just back from sports practice and reeking of youthful brine. They will say he is fighting against his own terrible personal urges, stuffing his lust for male flesh so deep inside that it leaks out in his painful winces whenever the subject of all-male intercourse comes up. They will argue that even though he lists “Finding the Right Lady” and “The Chatechism of the Catholic Church” as activities on his Facebook page, he also expresses a love for a classic threesome of notoriously homosexual interests: “The Simpsons,” “Weight Training” and “The Madness of King George” (starring openly gay actor Rupert Everett).

The salty sodomites over at the blog Queerty have gone even further, stating:

“Now who else, after watching this video of Shirvell speak, thinks there’s about to be a leak about a certain assistant attorney general enjoying the company of men? Because my gaydar is about to need a repairman it’s beeping so loudly. In my wildest scandal dreams, me thinks maybe Mr. Shirvell and Mr. Armstrong had a lover’s quarrel? Or fought over the some freshman twink? Or something equally salacious?” –Ryan Tedder, “Why Is Michigan AG Andrew Shirvell Cyber Bullying Gay College Student Prez Chris Armstrong?”

Where is the support for this hero? The conservative press has been criminally silent on this whole dilemma and for that I say, Shame on you! You have turned your backs on one of our most promising and virile young faith crusaders, a man who has the tech skills and the political fortitude to jump right in to the grimy homosexual ground battle for our children’s futures. Deputy Attorney General Andrew Leo Shirvell is a man who is not afraid to wrestle gay men to the ground no matter where they are. From America’s spicy pizzerias to its outrageous college campuses, this is a man who will prowl endlessly for homosexuals and surely knows what to do when he finds them!

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Another outstanding piece of investigative journalism, Stephenson! You certainly have a command of the English language; I especially admire the final two sentences. They bring the entire piece to the climax the reader has been awaiting. Keep up the good work for God and country.

This is one of the interesting materials I’ve read on LGBT issues so far. Something else that’s related to your post is this comedy video I’ve seen on You Tube: http://www.joshrimer.com/only-gay-in-the-world/. You might want to check it out.

he is actively harashing a person for his sexuality. that is not protected by freedom of speech.
or would you claim that i have every right to seek you out and follow you around calling you a gay pedophile?
as for the lack of suport i dare say that simply prove that people are not sideing with this jackass. there is no suport because nobody is insane enough to agree with this asshole.
you sick facination with other peoples sexuality is as disturbing as ever and the fact that you wrtie far more explicit sences that most erotic novels should be a warning sign for everyone.

Yes, but you do follow me around calling me all sorts of foul names, Jazze. In any event, he was fighting for a good cause, for morality and decency. Don’t we have an obligation to stomp out the threats to our youngest citizens wherever they may be?

like manhy othersd i belive you to be that threath we need to stomp. you seem insulted every time we harash you but here we have a case of you praising another man of doing EXACTLY wnhat you have earlier decalred we can’t do.
morality and decenty are extreamly subjective terms. asking us we are the ones who are moral whille you are the dangerous jackasses.
but billings just remeber the n ext time you fly of the handle about how we are a bunch of out of control brats who are unfairly hara´hing you… i will be sure to you back here where you said that’s okay.

Lawd, Lawd… Real patriotic Americans like me and Deputy Shirvell are always under attack by these liberal universities. I demand that all universities, with the exception of the prestigious and venerable Glenn Beck University, be shut down and demolished – immediately!!! Don’t blame me. Blame God. I didn’t write the Bible. I just read it. Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html and watch the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party, the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, as he weighs in on celebrity relationships, your relationships, and all manner of vile disgusting relations without the blessing of marriage. The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove’s show Good Good Advice is blessed by God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! Goodlove is the all time sinless streak leader. He has gone 41 consecutive (and counting) years without committing any sin at all – really no sin! He is the most pious man in the world. http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html

What the fuck? Do you just use some kind of random response generator? Nothing I say to you will ever be meant in a good way, I’m not young, and I sure as fuck am not your friend. Watching you drown in an icy pond would lift my spirit like Jesus never will.

And you’re a desperate asshole who wants attention. Congrats buddy, you got exactly what you wanted, all eyes are on you, and all of them want you gone because of your lies, slander, libel, and hatred and bastardizing the Bible.

Comedian, your lies are getting more desperate by the day. They’re also getting stranger. Are you okay? Your comments are really worrisome. You sound so dangerously obsessed and weird. I hope you have people close by willing to care for you.

And of course, my agenda here is to spread information and faith. I write as a journalist to report vital news stories. This has nothing to do with my personality, as you claim. I am not in this for “attention.” If you knew me, the idea would strike you as absurd. I don’t need attention, though I do want to bring attention to the things happening in this country today. I have no idea what they continues to enrage you.

//Comedian, your lies are getting more desperate by the day. They’re also getting stranger. Are you okay? Your comments are really worrisome. You sound so dangerously obsessed and weird. I hope you have people close by willing to care for you.//

I’m getting desperate? You seriously can’t fight back, you’ve got nothing left up your sleeve. All you can say is “I’m desperate” and not refute one damn point I made. You’re living in denial Stevie, no other kind of person would post up the bullshit you do in order to get hits and views. You’ve tried to target tons of famous or well known subjects and attempted to make them look like the devil, yet you show literally NO knowledge of ANY subject, INCLUDING YOUR DAMN BIBLE. You refuse to prove that you have ‘credentials’ and you don’t know what the hell Jesus looks like, nor do you believe everything else. You hate Jesus, admit it, he wanted to spread love and peace and you’re nothing but one big hater.

//And of course, my agenda here is to spread information and faith.//

Bullshit, you spread hate and lies, you’re nothing but scum. No Christian worth his salt would dare say you’re a good man, you’re just a fucking coward.

//I write as a journalist to report vital news stories.//

Like how the Golden Girls is a show about old women? Or how about violating the trust between spouses or parents and children? How about that ‘excellent’ article demonizing Bill Murray for being an actor? What about hipsters and the bullshit you’ve said about them? Or that blog post about how you think gamers and nerds SHOULD be bullied and beaten up for not ‘conforming’ with the rest of society.

//This has nothing to do with my personality, as you claim.//

Bullshit, why else would you say such hateful things? You’re a fucking massacre chaser, and in favor of genocide. You’re just a media whore, another grain of sand in the desert.

//I am not in this for “attention.” If you knew me, the idea would strike you as absurd.//

What’s to know? You’re a hateful, bitter old man-child who refuses to change with the times and accept modern day society as the current world, you feel like women shouldn’t have rights and people who are good with computers will amount to jack-shit because they aren’t lugging meat heads who compensate with big cars and crash them in a drinking binge.

//I don’t need attention, though I do want to bring attention to the things happening in this country today. I have no idea what they continues to enrage you.//

Because you’re doing nothing but spreading lies, hate, and fear. You’re a terrorist, you just refuse to admit it. People who use FEAR and TERROR to change the world or change something, are TERRORISTS. You hate everything, and claim to love. You refuse to actually follow the Bible or the words of Christ. You pick and choose what to follow, and you only follow what invokes hatred.

Actually I am a VERY nice person, that’s exactly why I hate you so much. You define the word “irresponsible”. You think you can say any stupid shit you dream up and no one should question it? Or what, are you gonna cry and pout? Aw, po’ widdle Stevie, did those mean people say bad things to po’ widdle Stevie? Here’s a fuckin’ band-aid, I dipped it in your favorite scent, “Youthful Brine”. Dude, you are SO gay. Just own it and shut the fuck up.

Just watched the interview with Anderson Cooper. I really feel compelled to say that as a hetero woman, I clearly see this Shrivell person has a higher responsability to his church and his community to spread love and positive messages. All I have seen and heard are hateful and vengeful remarks at the expense of a man trying to get an education. For all of you who support this person, you should be concerned about how his message is perceived. Furthermore, how your representative spends your hard earned tax dollars.

This is cyber bullying. This is very sick. ANd what stuck out more than anything through this interview and this entire tyrad Shrivell is on, is him, trying to convince HIMSELF, that he is not gay. But unfortunatly, by his demeanor, stance and determination, we see that this campaign is nothing but a desperate attempt to repell what he is deep down inside. GAY GAY GAY!

For all of you who can call out a man who is gay, please see the truth of what I say. This is a case of the pot calling the kettle black. But moreover, this demonstrates a level a deep self hatred. Only one who hates himself so viciously, can lash out so venomously.

I hope that SHrivell finds peace within himself. ANd through God, accept what he is and see the that hatred he spreeds and the way he is condemning this young man, is reminscent of what happened to Jesus. It is time to stop being hateful Christians. And love and accept one another in a time where the world is such peril. For when the time comes, you will not see the hand that reches out to help you for its color, or gender or religious. You will take that hand and embrace it that of a brother who saved you.

I think you are a homophobic lunatic just like Andrew Shrivell! You talk about freedom of speech. How would you feel if i start swearing at Jesus Christ here on your blog? Will you allow me to say that here because it is my freedom to say it or will you delete it because it is hurtful to many people? You, without any doubt, will remove it. Andrew lunatic Shrivell’s blog is doing just the same. Hurting people in the name of freedom of speech.

How long before the Attn general is caught in a airport bathroom stall??? Usually, when guys like this pop up with so much hatred for gays, he is keeping a tight lid on something he deems unholy. This guy gives me the creeps. I am sure he has skeletons in his closet and that closet is very crowded

While I can admire the conviction of Mr. Shervill’s personal beliefs, he has taken his blog commentary a step too far. Comparing an elected young man, homosexual or not, to a Nazi is absolutely illogical, not to mention libelous. He joins the short list of people for whom media watchers find endlessly amusing… the “crazies.” Mr. Shervill does have the right to his opinions, and he is guaranteed his First Amendment right to express those opinions, so long as what he posts is not considered libel or slander. That does not mean he can do so without consequences. The majority of the reporting here centers around the fact that Mr. Shervill is some kind of martyr because he is being criticized for his opinions. The First Amendment only protects protects a person from prosecution, not criticism.

Hi. Gays are awesome.
You people sicken me.
Nazi’s suck.
Muslims are awesome.
Obama is the best president we’ve had since Clinton/Kennedy.
Wiccans/Atheists/Agnostics have more sense than any of you can comprehend.
Teenagers have the ability to fathom things that none of you can possibly understand.
And your naievety is more dangerous than any ‘demon aura’ about Hilary Clinton.

that was amazing! that had to have been the gayest anti gay tract i have ever read. bravo! loved the way you tried to link pedophilia with “nubile college boys just back from sports practice and reeking of youthful brine.” honey that is not pedophilia. and you know it.

this guy is a right wing christian freak. he deseves no defense for what he does in indefensible. his boss is a right wing religious freak too.

i live in michigan. i will not stand for this type of behavior. it is IMMORAL. and, most probably illegal. in fact it is a perfect test case of bullying laws. it is probably done for that sole purpose.

i think this is a set up or a test case against anti bullying laws or hate crime laws. the michigan family association just lost an anti hate crime lawsuit. they were denied standing by the court and they need a victim.

mike cox and this jerk are thick as thieves with them and all the other michigan anti gay groups.

Andrew Shrivell sounds like a jilted lover – has anyone checked to make sure he’s not gay? Clearly Andrew Shrivell is behaving – at best – like a 13 year old girl; at worse (and more likely) a flaming homosexual.

I think it’s a publicity stunt – perpetrated by the lefties to portray the Republican party as Intolerant. I doubt if Andrew Shrivell is even really an attorney – just another stooge in the web of lies created by CNN – the Communist News Network…. I don’t just think – i’m pretty sure Andrew Shrivell has never kissed a girl.

Cox defends Shirvell?! This is soooooooooooooooo crazy! This is not about freedom of speech. Its about a public official who has a very derranged obsession with a young college student and his lifestyle. It so obvious that Shrivell is NUTS!

Here’s what I think about this Andrew Shirvell character. The visceral contempt that Shirvell shows for Armstrong can, in my mind, most likely be explained by 2 things: self-loathing and fear of discovery. My guess is Shirvell has gay feelings himself that may or may not be directly related to Armstrong, but this is way too personal on Shirvell’s part to be just another constitutionally protected political protest. I mean, come on, really??!! Anderson Cooper claims on air to be perplexed by his actions but I know he is thinking the exact same thing I am. He just can’t say it without being sued for defamation. In the wake of what just happened to that poor Rutgers freshman, Shirvell needs to cease and desist for humanity’s sake. The fact that this law enforcement official is too dense to realize that his uncontrollable hissy fits against one person are definitely going to cost him his job and possibly his career is simply beyond me. Tomorrow Oct 1, 2010, he will be either suspended or fired.

I must admit that when I posted above, I had not bothered to read the article thoroughly; I just looked at the pretty pictures. Now that I realize that it is satire, I feel compelled to put a very important question out there to the evangelical folks. Folks, you say tomato, I say tomahto. So how does one pronounce “Shrivell”. You say Shri-VELL, but I bet many more say Shrivel (Shrivel). Strangely fitting, ain’t it?!

Just watched Chris Armstrong on Anderson Cooper 360. Now I get why Shirvell calls him a Nazi. Armstrong just got ambushed into admitting the real truth. He’s the one actually behind longer Campus cafeteria hours! I always knew it but I could never prove it and Anderson Cooper just outed him on it. On a serious note, though, the “Nazi” comes across as a beautiful soul and I’ll bet his aura has set something off in Shirvell that Shirvell can’t control. Shirvell honestly seems very troubled and tormented and Mr. Armstrong is absolutely wise to get an order of protection against him. I hope Mr. Shirvell can get the help he needs and can live free and be himself one day soon and not have to torture himself anymore. It’s 2010 for God’s Sake, Andrew. Live!!!

PS. Kudos to Mr. Armstrong for having the courage to appear and make his appearance not about himself but about speaking out about bullied youth and offering them some advice.

Strikes one, from reading your overtly and pruriently self indulgent description of the purported gay party activities, etc., that you, Mr. Billings, have gratified yourself with firsthand participatory knowledge of such lewdness and, like Mr. Shirvell, are in a closeted sexual frenzy yourself. Your last statement ‘knowing what to do when he finds them’ lends itself to the speculation that both Mr. Shirvell and yourself would be eager to drink deeply from their youthful loins. Come on out, little queenie!

“Deputy Attorney General Andrew Leo Shirvell is a man who is not afraid to wrestle gay men to the ground no matter where they are. From America’s spicy pizzerias to its outrageous college campuses, this is a man who will prowl endlessly for homosexuals and surely knows what to do when he finds them!”

Ok some people may think you are an idiot for ideological reasons they disagree with but I think you are an idiot just purely as a writer. You are writing an article about abolishing homosexuality and you end it with two of the gayest sentences ever. You use adjectives that can carry sexual connotation like spicy. You use the metaphor of two men wrestling which is an innuendo for gay sex. You say he prowls which is an action most commonly used when referring to sexual activity. Finally you follow that up by leaving the reader to decide what he does with homosexuals once he finds them right after insinuating sex. Sir, John Stewart pays his writers a lot of money to write things like this and you should give him a call because for someone that is a “powerseller” on ebay you might need some extra cash.