WWE RAW Results (4/11) – Edge’s Big Announcement!

This weeks RAW starts with Justin announce Cole as a broadcast journalist and the only undefeated Superstar in the WWE. Cole comes out to huge heat as Josh gets verbally pissy. King to his feet, but then Cole hides in his Mine, very quickly.

Cena out to the ring as King says this is the way to start RAW, not with Michael Cole! Cena says to look around! He knows we at home can hear this! What a great time to be in the WWE Universe. It’s chaos, excitement and energy, because last week an announcement was made. For the first time an announcement was made that it will take a year to digest. "Rocky" chants. A match was made for WM28. Icon versus icon, a match that clashes generation against generation. A match that will be the biggest spectacle in sports entertainment. 1/ 4/12 Cena goes face to face with the Rock! A match that can electrify a crowd like this can’t just be two competitors going face to face. It’s going to be for the WWE Championship. If it’s going to be the biggest match, it needs to be for the biggest prize. If it’s going to be for the WWE Championship to be up, then the one who fights every week has to capture it. Cena asks Miz to come out so Cena can challenge him.

Orton cuts Cena off and comes out to the ring. Orton says with all due respect, any business from WM has been settled. He can blame Rock, make as many matches for next year, but it doesn’t change the fact that Cena lost. Cena should step aside for someone who actually won his match at WM. Cena says that the way Orton’s talking –

JoMo’s music cuts Cena off. JoMo to the ring and tells them that he can see where this is going. The two of them arguing about who should be Champion. We’ve ALL seen this show before, and it’s a good show, it’s just not as good as it’s going to be with JoMo involved. EXCUSE ME! If they’re going to have this discussion, they need to involve JoMo.

EXCUSE ME!! This time she gets everyone’s attention. Vickie tells JoMo that somebody new should have a Championship opportunity. But didn’t Vickie pin JoMo a couple weeks ago? The person who should be next in line is Vickie! Okay, if it’s not her, it should be Dolph Ziggler. Dolph says he’s not on RAW to face Snooki. Look at him, he’s the most talented in the ring right now! He’s never faced Miz for the Title, so the line forms here. Once he’s champ, they can all have a chance!

R-Truth’s music hits and he comes out to the ring, gets the fans chanting ‘what’s up?’ R-Truth gives a cheap pop to the fans and they love it. He says what’s up is the gospel truth. He’s never gotten a number one Championship match on any show. It’s the truth and is ‘what’s up?’

Ding-Ding! He’s in his mine and the email is on his iPad. And I quote, "You all make compelling arguments as to who gets the next WWE Championship Match against the Miz. So to end all arguments, I’m giving you all a chance to earn that opportunity. I’ve come up with a new concept in the form of a five man gauntlet match. Two Superstars chosen at random start this match. The winner will face the next random Superstar. This continues until all five have been in the match. The man that goes the distance is number one contender and faces Miz at Extreme Rules."

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Shadowy image rubbing a blonde doll’s hair. Then she pings the doll’s head off and laughs loudly. It was Kong, I’d know her shape and hair anywhere!