Why America Rulz: Awesome Unitarian Hipster Saves Koran From Burning

This is so great it fills me with what I imagine Americans are talking about when they talk about patriotic pride. Amarillo Unitarians (you know, they’re like Christian Sufis), rallied in force to prevent a local wingnut from torching the Koran. And then a Texan hipster snatched the threatened holy book right out of the BBQ. I’m so happy right now (I was raised Unitarian, btw).