Guess which hawt bixch is going on a diet?

Donna Simpson, weighing in at over 600 pounds is tired of being the world’s fattest heaviest mother, which is why she threw her Ronald McDonald thickshake out the window and announced she’s seen the light and is finally going on a diet.

And what spurred the sudden turnaround? Let’s have Donna in her own words explain it to us, courtesy of her website, where sadists people log on just for the joy of watching her eat:

“I recently split with my fiancée of five years and moved with my two children back to my home town in Ohio,”she writes. “This life changing move made me realize something important. The health and welfare of my family was always my priority and they were well taken care of by my ex. Now that I have sole responsibility of taking care of my children, I must drastically change my lifestyle.”

Hawt bixch!

But just in case you start applauding Donna, spare a thought of all the money she stands to lose, given last year alone our heroine racked in 90K from subscription fees. But then again maybe she’ll start charging more just to have you see her go into remission.

Aren’t you glad that Donna finally gave you a reason to leave her alone…?