For newbs to the shapewear world, let me just tell you, the high waist is gold.

And wait…

I’ve got some coupon codes for you:

COUPSCP13 to save an additional 15%

SLKDEALFS13 to get FREE shipping (yes, the codes should stack)

When all is said and done, you should be able to get these for just $11.04, shipped.

(I intentionally didn’t include a photo of these slimmers. However, as you’ve heard me say before, Maidenform sells women’s undergarments. There will be pictures. Of women. In undergarments. If these pictures are likely to make you uncomfortable, please, don’t click the links in this post. Thank you.)