And here’s another good reason to be a young, straight woman going to a state school, rather than a gay guy going to a Christian college: Not only does your appearance in an online porn video not get you expelled, but you get to keep your scholarship as well! Hey, we all got to pay the bills.

But according to Hawkenson, her scholarship wasn’t tarnished by her cameo in Backroom Casting Couch, for which she made herself a cool $2k. Instead, she claims the letter was falsified, and the only thing that was dented in this story was her reputation, not the $30k scholarship. She should be thanking her lucky stars: While we don’t cast judgement on how you make your money, you need to be aware of the consequences when you flash your college ID during a porn shoot. Then again, maybe she can pull a Matt Sanchezand end up a talking head on Fox News because of this controversy. It’s all about the spin, baby.