The fact that so many metal bands actively cultivate the stupidest possible cliches makes me sad.

Going through the roster of bands on that website -- at least 50% of their logos are terrible imitations of the Mayhem/Darkthrone "so jagged and jittery you can't even read it" thing. Not to mention the band names themselves.

I'm only going for Vital Remains and Mortician. Hopefully, they will be playing the same night. Granted, this show will not be up there with the other shows that I'm planning on attending, but what the hell, it's close to home and the place serves great beer!