The Top 7… Useless additions to game sequels

The unnecessary new features that inevitably slip into the franchises we love

If you checked “yes,” then your new feature is f***ing stupid, and your game doesn’t need it. Introducing features for novelty’s sake only make us resent you for treating us like wide-eyed four-year-olds. We aren’t so easily pleased. Well, actually, we are pretty easily pleased – just introduce logical new features which advance your game’s core appeal without jumping the shark. Add stuff that matters, not this nonsense.