If Golf Balls Could Talk

I woke up this morning before the alarm rang and pretty quickly arranged the following four lines in my mind:

If golf balls could talkWhat would they say?That might depend onWho put them in play.

So I quietly got up, left my still sleeping wife and headed for my study. In the next hour or so I pretty much completed the poem below. Now I can get my mind back on track and read today’s New York Times.

IF GOLF BALLS COULD TALK

If golf balls could talkWhat would they say?That might depend onWho put them in play.