38 Ways to Listen to a Wice Fapes Song (to be practiced without moderation)

OK, so I promise i’ll get down to the nitty gritty ASAP as possible; we all just LOVE these list thingies, I know. A fair warning: Wice Fapes songs have been found by the State of California in some instances to illicit joy and smiling, and in some cases, feelings that one might not have known they had. So just, please, proceed with caution.

And so, without much ado about nothing…

38 Ways To Listen to a Wice Fapes Song:

On a bus (sorry dad)

Just because

In the rain

On a train

In disdain (of course not, it just rhymes..)

In a fuss

Standing up

Running down?

Secretly (no way- tell the world!)

Indefinitely

Defiantly

On repeat

Doing a snooze

Doing a laundry (but just one)

While making a list

While clenching a fist

While doing the twist

While getting the gist (so much multitasking, right?)

On a Saturday

When it’s moderate outside (whatever that means?)

In a paddle boat

Over a root beer float

Playing with a baby goat

With your eyes close (thought that was gonna rhyme?)

With your eyes far away (thought that last one was a typo) (it was at first, just rolling with the punches here)

With friends

With enemies question mark? (you don’t have enemies you little angel)

Upside down (hey, your balance is impressive!)

Late at night

In front of a fire

Backwards

…Then forwards again

In the shower

On the hour

Happy hour?

Strobe lights!

Skydiving

Immediately

So you’ve made it to the end of this really very profound list, and now you’re wondering, “Great! But how can I possibly embark on this massive undertaking?” It’s overwhelming. You want to apply these practices immediately. Trust me, I know- me too!

Here’s a nice starting place, it’s a new song called How Heavy It Can Weigh. Not too loud, not too soft, not too anything really, but also just very much a lot of things at the same time, somehow. It’s a secret, I wish I could tell you more. But I think at this point, you’ll just have to listen. It’s gonna be a great place to start. I hope you enjoy it, and I also hope you tell your friends, and tell those friends to tell their friends. And hey, while you’re here, why not sign up for some free music and updates on the site? I know, it’s just so convenient right?

Now press play and close your eyes ya big goofball! (or better yet, play it on your favorite streaming platform so it doesn’t look like I’m the only one listening to this stuff)