The fuck are you? Who the fuck wants beef?I'll send you back to pallet town with NONE of your teeth.You playin' with real nigguhs when you step to my team,My flows so cold, it feel's like ice beam.

Best rap (and rebuttal) posted so far:

Spoiler:

Written by Valentine~

Am I supposed to be sorry,For what your dad did in the past?Everyone knows,Black families don't last.I know you're mad,So i'll make this fast,You're nothing but low class,And shit tier, faggot outcast.

It's funny,You bringing up clans, Swag.When you've always been too scared,To ever put on a clan tag.I could see us being bros,Cept your skin makes me gag,I don't understand how one single person,Can be such a fag.

The top of the ladder,Is where my ranking always climbs,Who cares what you think,About me boning sis a few times,You'll never get laid,From 10/10 dimes,Only your hand,Has made you shoot grimes n' slimes.

That must be wishful thinking,You calling me bi,When you're the one,That wants to shoot Muk in my eye,Stop trynna get with me,No, don't even try,'Now Lava Plume, Heatran,Watch that fag fry!'

Swag's genius rebuttal~

My family is still togetherWe're going strong and hardIt's just not as "close" as yoursYou worthless inbred fucktardYou may not feel sympatheticBut I certainly doI can't begin to fathomHow anyone could stand being you

You had to blow and ride your teachersJust to graduate this yearYou were so good that they passed youThanks to all your experience at being queerI guess popping pills isn't enough for youTo get through your depressing lifeSince your dick jerking wrists are slashedDue to your pocket knife

You play Pokémon as an escapeBut are a Dragon spamming bad kidI made you my bitchJust like your own fucking dad didI wanna shoot Muk in your eye'Cause your family loves my man liquidI rock one clan tag proudlyYou hop 'cause you're an annoying, needy aphid

I have a variety of girlsYou like to "keep it in the family"Our bond is brokenTaking you down is my destinyYour uselessness is made apparentWhenever you try to fuck with meThe fact you haven't offed yourselfIs just pure insanity

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lmao Val...I feel like I helped to inspire this topic...I also feel like your example came from PokeRaw

I shit on bad kids like you dailyI can't even figure out why you asked to play meYou must really be a masochistYou can't match thisI only need one poke to kick your ass, bitchMy Politoed's Drizzle will hide your tearsI'm Elite number FourYou're fucking garbage tier

____________________________________________"Light, my son, from one murderer to another, I'll see you in Hell!"

You're all a bunch of crapfor creating something I cant play cuz I cant raptrying so hard to leave me outSo go rejoice at your filthy smellpreparing you pathetic farewellswhile I get ready my revenge spellcuz maybe rhyme and rap I cantbut I do can create enchantsgo you worms cry inside your chrysaliscuz I'll make you painfully die on syphilis.

____________________________________________"Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?"

you guys think you got me outclassed and outmatchedJust cause you are a bunch of fagsbitch, I'll win this battleWhile you hold your little pussy ass rattleBetter go back to poke redbefore you turn up dead

Valentine? that little pussy ass mother fucker aint event got shitHe cant even land any fucking hitsMy name is dope unlike youre shitty rhymes that dont have hopeWhen I hit you with my solarbeamYoull be on your fucking knees

Heks you better learnbefore you get fucking burnedYou say you cant rap and thats a factThat shit was weaker then your fucking spells may as well take a ticket straight to hellIll scorch with you my flamethrowerAnd then run you over with a fucking lawn mower

Stop postin' in my threadYa'll nigguhs are rubbishYer all in the same shit tierAs that garbage mon Trubbish

Really Heks?

You won't win with the wave of a wand,Nigguh, consider your ass drowned in a pond,The only thing magical here is Jirachi's Wish.BUT IT'S TOO LATE,You're already sleepin' with the fish.

Hero,We can all tell you're a loner,Get the hell out my thread and bake,Yuh damn stoner.

Swag,Why do I even bother?I hate picking on kids,That grew up with no father.

How long have you been in this game?What, for a week?Sorry to say kid,You'll never match my technique, or win streak.

How could you put me in my place,You aint got my vigor,How could you ever consider yourself an Ace?You've got a gun with no trigger,Just look at my face,Accept that you're small and i'm bigger,No offense to your race;You're a good for nothin' nigger.

Don't deflect your father issues onto meWe all know you don't let him ram your ass for freeYou give him a little sucky sucky, and he spoils you with his moneyIncest is usually gross, but your situation is just funnySpeaking of incestRemember your description of your sister's breasts?You said, "They're firm and tastyShe has the absolute best chest!"

Don't try to battle me when I know your personal lifeYou're an emo bisexual that wants his own sister as his wifeYou send shirtless pics of yourself to almost all dudesAnd hope that in return they send back their nudes

I watch you lose every two battles when you playSay, "ily!" to your opponent and hope that they're gayYou have a non-existent win streakYou can't match my one week peakI have the skill that you constantly seek

I can put you in your place because I know how to flush a toiletThis info about you was a secret, but I'm gonna spoil itWe were supposed to be bros, but I crush all fags in my pathI'm sure you'll kill yourself once you see your life is only good for a laugh

____________________________________________"Light, my son, from one murderer to another, I'll see you in Hell!"

Sup bitches.Its time I dig your ditches.While I was gone a bunch of pussy ass wannabes sucked some cockThe whole time they were getting mockedI took some time off from my battlesTo make fun of your silly prattle

fly all you do is boast so its time to a make a toastto the lamest motherfucker whos got some shit flowwhile the opposition's glows

Valentine these are some disturbing factsNext youre going to end up blackbut it dont matter what color you areBecause i finna hit you with my fuckin flame charge

Doc you may be the illest mother fucker ive metbut you met your match fucker cause im the bestIve got my PHD in rhymewhile you just sit at home in your own grimeYour gonna needs salves if you wanna returnbecause bitch you just got fucking burned

Am I supposed to be sorry,For what your dad did in the past?Everyone knows,Black families don't last.I know you're mad,So i'll make this fast,You're nothing but low class,And shit tier, faggot outcast.

It's funny,You bringing up clans, Swag.When you've always been too scared,To ever put on a clan tag.I could see us being bros,Cept your skin makes me gag,I don't understand how one single person,Can be such a fag.

The top of the ladder,Is where my ranking always climbs,Who cares what you think,About me boning sis a few times,You'll never get laid,From 10/10 dimes,Only your hand,Has made you shoot grimes n' slimes.

That must be wishful thinking,You calling me bi,When you're the one,That wants to shoot Muk in my eye,Stop trynna get with me,No, don't even try,'Now Lava Plume, Heatran,Watch that fag fry!'

My family is still togetherWe're going strong and hardIt's just not as "close" as yoursYou worthless inbred fucktardYou may not feel sympatheticBut I certainly doI can't begin to fathomHow anyone could stand being you

You had to blow and ride your teachersJust to graduate this yearYou were so good that they passed youThanks to all your experience at being queerI guess popping pills isn't enough for youTo get through your depressing lifeSince your dick jerking wrists are slashedDue to your pocket knife

You play Pokémon as an escapeBut are a Dragon spamming bad kidI made you my bitchJust like your own fucking dad didI wanna shoot Muk in your eye'Cause your family loves my man liquidI rock one clan tag proudlyYou hop 'cause you're an annoying, needy aphid

I have a variety of girlsYou like to "keep it in the family"Our bond is brokenTaking you down is my destinyYour uselessness is made apparentWhenever you try to fuck with meThe fact you haven't offed yourselfIs just pure insanity

____________________________________________"Light, my son, from one murderer to another, I'll see you in Hell!"

You should have quit, Swag.I'll always win.But it's too late now,So here, i'll begin.I only own one knife,And it only cuts nigger skin,I've cut up black bodies,From belly to chin.It gifts such a thrill,I can't help but grin.It's genetic or something,I love killing your kin.I don't need you to tell me,I know killing's a sin.But fuck you,I'll add your corpse to the bin.

What of it, motherfucker?

I fuck so good,I don't just get good grades in my classes,I pound so hard,Off came Miss Johnson's glasses,Then there's the science teacher,Who couldn't tell her liquids from gases,My steaming hot jizz,All over hot teacher asses.My dick's so big,It appeals to the masses,In fact, my dick's the only thing,The girls basketball team passes,I go to school and fuck all day, bitch,UNLIMITED HALL PASSES!

What about it, bitch?Shoulda quit while you were ahead faggot.

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Bitch I'm back!Get ready to get smackedTruth be told, all of your fucking raps are whackI decided to let you have your funI made sure you thought you'd wonI couldn't have you offing yourself with a gunI like torturing bitches, and yours has just begun

The only person you've ever thought of killing was yourselfSo put that imaginary knife back on your shelfPut it next to your vibrator and beloved strap-onWhich is the only dick you will ever own

You got into a verbal battle You can't possibly winThe only hot spitting you doIs the jizz of your kinYou let your dad pack youSpank and smack youYou know to grab the KY whenever he grabs youYou know he's about to meat you whenever he greets youGives you a little wink and says, "I'll see you in the sheets, boo."

But let's not ignore or forgoThe fact you don't swallowWhich you should've learned from face fucking your sisterThat little nasty hoeShe's the only one that passed your ballsBut that was from cheek to cheekShe loves it when her mouth's filledAnd she can't even speakHer roleplaying as your teacherDoesn't mean you lived that fantasyStupid Mormon cuntYou've only fucked your own family!

You only stayed in UtahTo try to go deep to your ballsIn girls that still believe in Santa ClausYou wanted a bunch of prepubescent wivesBecause fucking preteens makes you feel aliveIf you don't like the truth I'm rapping, then I'd adviseTo kill yourself today and stop banging girls that are five

I know you thought you moved on from thisWhen you went off to universityBut now I'm actually pissedThat you really thought you hurt meI'll leave a bitch nigga dead in a ditchBest believe you'll get the same fate tooYou polygamist, incestuist bitchI JUST MURDERED YOU!

____________________________________________"Light, my son, from one murderer to another, I'll see you in Hell!"