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Slackers Inc.

If there’s any animal on the planet that’s a complete slacker, it’s the turtle. Look at how lazy he is! He’s just out for a walk and he looks terrified.

I’m just kidding little turtle! We all know you don’t have it easy. I would never leave the house either if I had to bring it with me everywhere I went. BTW, you’re witnessing first hand the guilt that I experience anytime I say something bad about an animal as though they understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. I am constantly apologizing to my cat immediately after I get snarky with him. In this case, I am assuming that not only does this turtle speak English, but that he also has internet access and subscribes to The Rheel Daze.

Ohhh-kaaay, here are some links to get you through to the weekend:

Speaking of animals, my brother turned me onto this site recently and I am one part totally impressed and ninety-nine parts insanely jealous that in three months this dude has accumulated thirty thousand followers. He posts anonymously, but I think it’s the guy behind theoatmeal.com. You heard it here first!

While we’re at it, I might as well share this post he did as well because it’s really funny.

I haven’t been able to get myself back in gear after visiting Minnesota and eating anything that can be fried and put on a stick. Maybe I should try Madonna’s diet for a week.

Me and Vanna almost did this one night But then we remembered we had beds downstairs.