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2013 NFL Draft Drinking Game

Congratulations, you've just been selected with the first pick in the 2013 NFL Draft drinking game extravaganza. The league turned the draft into a prime-time event and you can do the same at home or at a bar with this game.

The draft, and your drinking, kicks off on Thursday at 8 p.m. on NFL Network and/or ESPN (more on that later), at which time you'll sit down with a printout of this page, some buddies, and an ample supply of beer. (Buddies optional.) We designed it primarily for the main event, but feel free to keep playing throughout the weekend.

A couple of caveats. 1) There's pretty much no way you'll be able to keep track of all the rules – so choose your own adventure. 2) The goal is to make the draft a beery spectacle, not a total shitshow that results in vomiting, so have fun, but don't regurgitate. (Unless you're a Browns fan. Then it's totally understandable.)

FOR ALL PARTICIPANTS, REGARDLESS WHICH BROADCAST YOU'RE WATCHING

Single servings (one swig of beer each occurrence):
1. For every pick until Geno Smith gets taken.

4. If a draftee gives a shout out to the designer of his custom made suit.

5. If Chance Warmack's belly is exposed during footage from his highlight reel.

6. If Andy Reid is shown in the Chief's War Room eating or chewing something.

Untimed chugs:
1. Each time Goodell and a player hug, drink for the entire duration and once the hug finishes, take a breath and drink an additional shot for each "man slap" that the pair exchanges during the embrace.

2. If Jets fans boo When Jets fans boo the team's selection. Do not stop drinking until the boos subside. Continue for an additional 10 seconds if you're a Jets fan.

FOR THOSE WATCHING ESPN'S COVERAGE

Single swig:
1. When Gruden says "I like" in any context.

2. When Adam Schefter is shown on camera looking down at his cell phone.