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In the spirit of late night host Jimmy Kimmel's recurring "Mean Tweets" segment, some of the nation's top lawmakers read mean tweets about themselves for the 2015 Radio & Television Correspondents Association Dinner, held Wednesday night -- and the results are priceless.