The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory

I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.

Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.

The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.

Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"

When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.

"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."