Funny Status Message #40225

# 73815 Programmed a random destination into my GPS this morning, and just drove all around today making her recalculate my route. I suspect vulgarity soon, or she'll just stop talking to me.

# 172188 ,Random is random. I do not know what random means. If your teacher asks you what is random, tell her random is random when it is random into random and random with bananas.

# 84374 Here is my Christmas wish, I wish white people would stop making asses of themselves and refrain from saying Holllaaaa, Peeps, Guurl, Beotch, Tru Dat, Most def and every other ghetto word. You sound and look ridiculous, so please stop and you're welcome.