History repeats.Southerner immediately relies on physical conflict upon having his pride and ego wounded. Attacks a nearby neighbor, sure of his own strength, and ultimately loses the fight because he wasnt ready for the consequences of starting a fight with a stranger who is better armed than he was.

But Philly fans threw a snowball at a drunk dressed as Santa in 1968 so they're a million times worse than a Voltron made of Hitler, Stalin, John Wayne Gacy, Joel Schumacher and Honey Boo Boo raping the Lincoln Memorial!

Seriously, though, people -- they're sports teams. Attempted murder of a person who happens to be wearing a slightly brighter color red than you isn't going to get you the key to the city, or even a visit in jail from Arthur Blank or Jed York.