You're Pickle Rick!

Pickle Rick: Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'm a pickle. I'm Pickle Rick!
Morty: Are you going to, I mean, you know, is this the first part of some magic trick?
Pickle Rick: I don't do magic, Morty, I do science. One takes brains, the other takes dark eyeliner.
Morty: Well, can you move? Can you fly?
Pickle Rick: I wouldn't be much of a pickle if I could.
Morty: All right, well, do pickles live forever or -
Pickle Rick: Morty, stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed. I'm a pickle.
- "Pickle Rick"

We all have things we don't want to do, right? It's high time you turned yourself into Pickle Rick to get out of attending awkward family therapy or going to stupid class or having to run boring errands. Pack this Pickle Rick sleeping bag and take off for another dimension - one in which you sleep. A lot.

It's not just a sleeping bag. It's also a great costume. No, you can't move in, but then that's kind of the point when you're a pickle. Just make sure you have somebody around to help you change back. Maybe not so much with a random syringe as with the double zippers.

Product Specifications

Pickle Rick Sleeping Bag

Officially-licensed Rick & Morty merchandise

A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive for SDCC

Lightweight 1-2 season mummy-style sleeping bag, great for summer camping

Or wearing as a full-body costume

Also may prompt the sock guard to leave his post

Double zipper closure

Materials: 100% polyester

Care Instructions: Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low.

Imported

Dimensions: 86" x 29"

WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age.