Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Pornproducers have fluffed up over the issue before, but the Los Angeles city council is playing hard ball, and has passed an ordnance that will deny permits to producers who do not use condoms in their films.

Earlier this year, producers threatened to leave town if authorities tried to slip in an ordinance that would require their actors to wear condoms while pounding one another. But the industry is now adopting a wait-and-see approach, hoping authorites won't be able to get it up, so to speak.

“It’s going to be interesting to see how in fact they do try to enforce it and who’s going to fund it, and all of the time and effort they’re going to spend,” said Steven Hirsch, co-founder and co-chairman of Los Angeles-based Vivid, one of the largest makers of erotic movies.

“Ultimately I think what they will find is people will just stop shooting in the city of Los Angeles,” added Hirsch. “That’s a given.”

The ball is in porn's hands now. Will they pack up their bags and board a Greyhound out of town in pursuit of their dreams?