One day he had 60 litres of milk delivered to his house and put into a tub. He drunk some, sat in it, climbed out and got back in issuing away the delivering men, "that's some nice milk, that is". He decided to bath in it - but really his secret desire was to live in it.

The title track featured Mister Strange rapping to
an electronic (think Pet Shop Boys) backing, and
featured in the encore to Punt and
Dennis' Milky Milky Tour (Oct-Nov 1992)
that was running at the time (coinciding with another tour of (former-) Mary Whitehouse Experience screenmates Baddiel and Newman). [According to the
tour guide, Punt and Dennis were also featured on the Jasper Carrott Show and
Me, You and Him]

The B-side was another similarly-rappy number concerning
the "Sadness" of annoying people/things; it lacked any
of the "chartability" of the A-side, however.