intern wanted to learn da secrets of manufacturing surfboards & wakeboards,,,,getting old need a helper or 2 ,,in da San Diego area ,,,this is an opportunity for someone that has a good eye -hand coordination age must be 21+ good with math [SPELLING A MUST} moosesurfboards@yahoo.com

hey dave sometime things happen ,,, if you really want something ,,,you got to go get it ,,,it dosent work like ''pooooffff " now you know how to make a wakeboards,,,, its not going to just come to you and "here it is " you didnt even try

This is too elaborate to be a hoax....... right? Honestly asking here but thats threaded industrial pipe on that tower right? I can't quite zoom enough.

This whole thread reminds me of

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Mr. Madison, what you just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in you incoherent rambling response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all now dumber for having had listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul!!

The moose is one of my favourite ungulates and the opportunity to apprentice under the northern swamp donkey who can somehow shape a board despite lacking opposable thumbs is likely the greatest glory that any Spartan can hope to achieve in his lifetime, besides dying for Sparta. I call upon our shovel-antlered friend and be"hoof" of him to tell us what, if any compensation will be offered. Hitherto, I "moose" take the opportunity to ask our resident willow-chomper how a moose could end up in Cal in the first place?

Lastly, if none of this made sense, then I'd offer, that if one reads my post carefully, there is more sense to be found in my post then in this entire thread.

I will be getting Da New Hip 2-24 ,It will take Me 4 months to get back ,Just in time for next Summer ,
This going to be an opportunity for one or two lucky people,Get back to me ... And we'll see what happens

If it is truly a business venture, I recommend someone who has some experience in web design.
The website posted looks like something someone made in the 90s without much experience of what a website should look like or function like. Not to slam anyone, but it does not look professional at all.

Yep ,the website not Smoke and Mires ,Never been that kind of Mastercraftmen
What you see is what you get,Killer boards that Ride into Da future ....and Be ooooon
100% carbonfibor boards that are seamless ,with a stepdown rail ,,,so you can have a concave deck
Sliding adjustable track so you can have any stance you can think of anywhere on the board
box fins ,double concave bottom for Da softest landings,,, because,,,Da Smoothest Ride +Da Softest landings = Da SICKEST TRICKS
Just check Da Fat old Man out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4uxlTE3e6U

surf addict i never claimed to be a web mater,,,, I Claim to Make the Best Dammmmmm Wakeboard in the World
i have Biggggg time investors just watching how i recover,,,,I will be the first time i will be pain free since a Drunk driver jumped the center divider and
hit me At 70 MPH....I make do what was handed to me ...So intern Wanted to learn Da Secrets of Wakeboard and Surfboard Manufacturing