Twink Tank: Joey Hard & The House Bangers

If he continues at his current momentum, Joey Hard is poised to become the next big twink on the gay porn scene. You better believe it! Even though we’ve seen his name floating around within the past couple of weeks (including a scene with our fave Samuel O’Toole), it’s taken us some time to really warm up to him. Of course, now that we’ve hopped on the Joey Hard train? We don’t ever want to get off.

Well, scratch that! We actually want to get off quite often. He’s got this bad boy appeal that you simply can’t deny, and they really play it up in Next Door Twink‘s scene “House Bangers”. Joey plays leader to a small group of young men who break into people’s houses and fuck on their furniture. Yes, it’s a relatively weird premise, but his costars Noah Brooks, Jay Dubbs and Landon Terry make for one hot foursome.

Beyond Joey, we were drawn to the guy who looks like a hot version of Artie from Glee. While we don’t know his actual name, he should promptly take his furry butt over to the nearest telephone and give us a call. Does it make us dirty old men to lust after him? We’re willing to accept that.