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Assassins vs. Templars collecting famous objects from history that are actually super powerful alien artifacts. They made a video game system that uses Jung's idea of genetic memory to play video games of their ancestors to figure out where the artifacts were hidden.

AssCreed 1-3 were about saving the world. Currently there is no real storyline since the world was saved, so they're about the Templars releasing the latest video game that you the player who is you the video game avatar playing a video game inside the video game for ultimate purposes unknown.

This is out now, and I own it. You get a grappling hook now. Made climbing Big Ben a joke. You can chose to be the brother or the sister for all side missions, and story missions are evenly split among them. Camera feels like it's a little bit too close but otherwise the game seems to run well enough.

Assassin's Creed Syndicate

I got it too and I really like it. Gets rid of all the horseshit online stuff from Unity. So far the story and characters are good and I'm really finding myself wanting to play more. I think I like it more than MGS 5.