Dreadful, galavanting round the Med, taking in glamorous harbours, eating & drinking the way through some spectacular food and drink, whilst we work like slaves , with long days, drea…oh, hang on, I better stop there…

To me, the burger itself is a complete fail because there’s no way of fitting that kind of height into your mouth. That either means crazy levels of mess, or eating your burger with a knife and fork like a psychopath.