‘To The Left,’ the Old Dance Craze That’s Not Sweeping the Nation

Fuck dance crazes. Has there ever been one that didn’t suck? Answer: NO. Think about it. The Macarena? Sucked. The Soulja Boy dance? Sucked. Gangnam style? Fucking sucked! You know what the Urkel, the Twist, the Shoulder Lean, the Stanky Leg, the YMCA and the Chicken Noodle Soup all have in common? Supreme suckitude. And yes, all those fucking idiotic crazes are 100% real — look them up yourself.

Here’s a dance that also sucks, but it’s better than the goddamned Thizzle Dance. Let’s hope something like this catches on for longer than 8 seconds.