Why would I do that to myself? Might as well flush the $$$ down the toilet.

Or, I would buy them and trade Brandon McCarthy back to the Sox for future consideration.

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‎This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.