DRUNK EWOKS MAKE FOR GOOD TV

The hosts of “The Today Show” dressed up in Star Wars costumes for the typical “here’s how you can decorate for Halloween” segment, and they hired a couple people to be in Ewok costumes, which was a nice touch. An even nicer touch? This email from a friend of mine: “For what it’s worth, a friend who works at the Today Show confirms that they were both midgets and drunk.” *looks skyward* Thank you, God!

It takes a while for this video to get going, but the payoff provides all sorts of unexpected delights. Ewoks fighting, moonwalking, leg-humping… If George Lucas had made the Ewoks like this in Return of the Jedi, it totally would have justified their existence.

I like have everyone has fun with it except for Ann Curry…that was funny as hell when he started to moon walk…for Christ’s sake she’s dressed like Darth Vader and still can’t take the stick out of her ass, I’ll bet she’s a real bitch

By: Elwyn

11.08.2009 @ 9:39 PM

I wonder what Hooper X from “Chasing Amy” would say about Roaker wanting to be a white man.