I interviewed Donald Trump about sixteen years ago. He invited me to go with him to judge an emergency beauty contest in Atlantic City. It was crucial because there were so many succulent women hanging off the vines in that part of the world, they needed picking and who better to pick than world expert of womanhood (Donald Trump). He allowed me to film him for my show “Ruby’s American Pie” on BBC One.

He wanted to do the interview on his private jet because he didn’t have a lot of time to stand still so we agreed. After waiting for him to have his makeup done (agent orange) we sat down and at about 33,000 feet he announced his candidacy to become the next President of the United States, I laughed heartily as he told us to shut off the camera. After some persuasion he let us turn it on again. He told me if he became president he wouldn’t have to charge the country to buy another Air Force One jet because he already had one like it. I said, trying to stay neutral, that I thought it would be easier to find women to date once he was actually in the White House (a fair point). He seemed irked. Eventually, because of my in-depth interview style he told me he had had enough of me, got up and locked himself in the cockpit. Eventually the plane landed, primarily, I thought, to get rid of us.

At that point he gave me a lift in his limo and the regret of my life is I didn’t have my sound equipment switched on or a camera. In the car he got down and dirty, trying to shock me by giving me detailed accounts of what he likes to do with his many many women. The one thing I am is unshockable - I was utterly revolted though. Roger Stone (his political consultant) was in the car and laughed like a drain at Donald’s hilarious carnal tales.

When my crew and I finally got to Atlantic City, via some of the most bizarre sights to be seen in the US (you can see this on the first half of the show), we hunted him down at the beauty contest in Atlantic City. There we watched him charm his people telling them dirty jokes. One is about someone who went to the toilet and didn’t wash his hands. I forget the punch line. I spent a lot of time with Roger Stone discussing how he gets his hair that way.

Later, I met his future wife, Melania Trump super model/something and perhaps future First Lady. She shared with me his incredible sexual mastery and when I asked if he puts his money where his mouth is, she gave me a big proud “yes” (class), try to eat your lunch again people. The crowds also ate him up and I met some very excited women who were supporters of his future presidency. One elderly woman (has to be seen in this video because words fail me) with just a few missing teeth God bless her, somehow managed to get her hands on a million dollars to donate to Donald’s campaign. He gave her back a ring as thanks.

I beg you to watch this show and pass it to others to have a reality check on the potential next President of the United States. Then be scared, be very scared. If you want to get to the Donald interview quicker, jump to around the second half of the show(about 12 minutes in); the beginning is just the introduction explaining why I was in the middle of nowhere as I had been thrown off his jet. Giving you the link to this program is all I can do now to try and save the world. At least I can say I tried to do my patriotic duty. If you have the right, please do your patriotic duty and vote on or before Tuesday.

I sometimes feel now like I'm living in some weird alternative reality - where Biff, oops, I mean Donald can become US President.

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Geoff Pace

6/11/2016 12:28:02 pm

Look people. "You have ONLY two choices if you choose to vote at all: A buffoon tycoon versus a maniacal, murdering empress of the West.
THAT's reality, period!

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Geoff Pace

6/11/2016 12:28:24 pm

Look people. "You have ONLY two choices if you choose to vote at all: A buffoon tycoon versus a maniacal, murdering empress of the West.
THAT's reality, period!

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Geoff Pace

6/11/2016 12:29:27 pm

Look people. "You have ONLY two choices if you choose to vote at all: A buffoon tycoon versus a maniacal, murdering empress of the West.
THAT's reality, period!

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Suze Stoner

5/11/2016 10:09:12 am

Thanks, Ruby, for tyour attempt to enlighten the US citizenry as to the shockingly revolting person that is Donald Drumpf, the man who may well become leader of the free world (passing the sick bucket as I type this!) As someone from the other side of the pond I am at a loss as to his appeal in the face of all that has already been revealed of his nasty, xenophobic, mysoginistic, crude, arrogant and misguided nature, As a truly frightened member of humanity I, too, am doing all I can to spread the word and crossing fingers and toes for a positive outcome on Tuesday.

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David Symes

5/11/2016 11:47:16 am

I still don't understand why his supporters can't see through the bullshit.

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Rochelle

6/11/2016 11:34:03 am

I agree with you David, I just don't get it. How can his supporters overlook so much offensive behavior.

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Carlo

7/11/2016 05:35:00 am

I guess when you're in a cult no wrong can be done by your leader.

Mari

6/11/2016 02:32:46 am

Gruesome. ...

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Ik Obiorah

6/11/2016 11:06:38 am

When some one said, I have had enough of you; What else would you want by forcing your self to him? Becoming a husband snatcher or a lover can be ur nest option.

some of the information about the guy look like fiction, however we need to learn from experiences of this election so that in the next election major parties may chose their candidates on the basis of some decorum...Aspects of human decency and general ethical behaviour must have some aspects for inclusion in choice of canditates

Whatever Trump has said and done pales into insignificance when compared to the Clinton crime syndicate. Do people actually have it in their heads that she'd be preferable to Trump? Her husband is a serial rapist and abuser if women and Killary herself despite her bold statements on domestic abuse back in 95 defended a rapist in the 70s blaming his 12 year old victim for wanting an older man. This is aswell as the Clintons and their coven of fellow satanists( look at the inverted crucifix on chelseas necklace) being child abusers and drug traffickers. Oh and the witch wants a no fly zone over Syria,cue WW3. She has achieved precisely nothing in her political career,so its your choice America but if they DO fiddle it for her,be terrified be very terrified.

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Kosi

7/11/2016 09:36:14 am

Mick, your comment above shows why Donald supporters are seen as mentally unbalanced. Just saying. By the way I am not American and have bever been to America. So I am not a democrat. Funny enough, if I were American I would be a conservative/ Republican but this is what the Party has become. Hmmm. So appalling

Kosi,look at what you've just posted and ask yourself who really IS mentally unbalanced. Firstly you and your kind don't or cant discuss matters rationally so you resort to abuse. Secondly I am not American nor have i been there and I certainly wouldn't want to go there either. Both Clinton and Trump are thoroughly odious characters but Clinton is by far the worst. But if you like psychos that's up to you. Kindred spirits perhaps?

Trump is psychotic and is supported by others who are equally psychotic. Who thought the lunatic would really end up running the asylum? He is a liar who accuses others of being liars (what you say is what you are, to quote the playground chant). Fake news? It ushers from his mouth, every time he opens it or posts on Twitter. All we need (but don't want) is for him to go head-to-head with his North Korean equivalent and 'bang' goes the neighborhood.