I'm back. Peepers, you appear to be correct in sayin' it is not yet ready. I am very sorry to say - sorrier than you will ever know - that the cat grass you planted the other day, is but only a half inch tall.Which is about the same height it was twenty minutes ago.

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You know...

You know Peepers, had you planted the seeds right after we got 'em for Christmas - when Santa brought 'em to us A WHOLE MONTH AGO, they'd be ready for munchin' by now.

On the other paw, they might very well have already BEEN munched, I suppose.

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So uh...

So Peepers, you think they might be ready NOW?

Not yet, huh?
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But I do have to paw it to you, Peepers. At least this stuff is growin'.

UNLIKE MY NIP.

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Peepers, it's been another five minutes. You think that cat grass might be ready 'bout now? I'll go check.

Nope, it is not yet ready, I'm afraid.

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Peepers, now that I think about it. You never answered my question before. Exactly how long DOES cat grass take to grow? Any idea? Any idea at all? Huh? Huh? HUH?

You say my constant askin' if the cat grass is ready, is drivin' you crazy as crazy can be?

Really?

REALLY?

Huh. Who knew?

Well think of it this way, Peepers. If my constant asking 'bout that cat grass is drivin' you crazy, at least you don't have very far to go. 'Cause seriously Peepers, you're almost already there. Crazy, I mean. You're almost already crazy, for sure. When it comes to goin' crazy, you have a very short distance to go.

Gosh! To get my cat grass, I sent my peeps to the grocery store and she came home with some. She says she found it in the produce section and they were selling it as wheat grass for smoothies.....No waiting!I am in Kitty Cat Heaven!PurrsMarv

Ditto on that. Although she said she used only a bit of the package so I'm hopin' she'll be able to plant another pot as soon as we're into this one. Not sure if you get extras when you buy 'em already grown. purrs

Oh man! That grass stuff takes longer than paint! Can you put some fertiliser on it... or maybe give it vitamins and an exercise plan? The nips not growing huh? Hmm I shall send some more for you by carrier pigeon and maybe they will germinate on route?Toodle pips and purrsErin

I'm pretty sure Bear and I have had this conversation a million times about the dishwasher. He comes and gets me THE MINUTE it stops because he doesn't hear the dry cycle. He doesn't like eating the food off the mat and wants his bowl back (and when he gets his bowl back, he paws the food out on the mat anyway!). Cats ... can't live with them ... yet we love them to no end.

So we all (including your peeps) have to listen to this for the next two weeks? Is there anything that could take your mind off the grass? Maybe some weed? Not that we have any. We're just asking. In case. We don't want anything to happen to you while you wait. Say a heart attack or a nervous breakdown or a time zone warp. Just hang on. The grass is coming.

Seville dude, feeling your pain buddy! We had some of them magic seeds and waited fur weeks fur them to grow and mew know what, they didn't grow at all, they were duffers!!!! Anyhoo, we got some more and the P.A. put them in the airing cupboard where its supurr toasty, like totally tropical and they grew like they'd had a nitrous boost! Hope yours is ready by now! MOL