Well, Saints Row IV finally came. And before I could even tear the plastic off the case, my girlfriend called to inform me that she was headed home from work early and that, all of the sudden, we were now going to be spending the rest of the evening with her family.

Life's ability to rock hard one second and be cocksuckingly awful the next, well, that just never ceases to amaze me.

Well, Saints Row IV finally came. And before I could even tear the plastic off the case, my girlfriend called to inform me that she was headed home from work early and that, all of the sudden, we were now going to be spending the rest of the evening with her family.

Life's ability to rock hard one second and be cocksuckingly awful the next, well, that just never ceases to amaze me.

time to start finding out who has the voodoo doll of you

Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.

Well, Saints Row IV finally came. And before I could even tear the plastic off the case, my girlfriend called to inform me that she was headed home from work early and that, all of the sudden, we were now going to be spending the rest of the evening with her family.

Life's ability to rock hard one second and be cocksuckingly awful the next, well, that just never ceases to amaze me.

Saints Row IV = YES!

Hey.. I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.#TeamDevs

Yeah, I finally got to spend almost two hours playing it, and "YES!" is a pretty efficient assessment. Thus far, I really like it, warts and all. It's everything that's awesome, awful, and awful-made-awesome-again about the entire current generation of games and genre flicks.

Saints Row IV is essentially that plain Jane 6 at the bar who, after a couple of adult beverages, turns out to be a surprisingly alluring 8 (from the future) who can seduce with her wanton chaos and inimitable charm. Turns out, dumb & ugly aren't completely intolerable when surrounded by so much fun, auteurism, and candy-colored explosions.

It's for little kids. No risk screwing up their eyes with the 3D. Yes you can turn it off, but kids are still nosey. Like most of us are. It's also cheaper so it is less a strain on parents' wallet. No hinge so there is a less chance of breaking. It all makes sense. It's not for us (grown people who still play games) it's for the little kiddies.