I wake up around 7:00 or so. I walk from my house to the beach shit as today is gorgeous and just chick browse. I chill at the beach until 3:00 & it starts to cloud up quickly. I walk back to my pad and take a well deserved shit, shave and shower. Me and John had been invited to a girls Birthday party the day before. So, I call him up to see what time he will be ready. He advises me that he is a very sick camper and cannot go. WTF???? It's Saturday night dude. But, I can relate to being sick and not feeling like doing a GD thing when sick or hungover. Furthermore, it is pouring down 'cats & dogs' rain when I decide to not do anything. Later, I get a call from Ingrid, ( John's G/F ) telling me to come down because there is 7 girls and only two guys at the party. So, just to show them I am man of my word, I walk up to the local road and talk to a guy at a gas station about getting a taxi in the middle of nowhere

. He makes a few calls. An hour later, I am sitting in Playa Jaco center. This beach is the epicenter of Central Pacific coast. I find the apartment in the Condomium tower were the party is in full swing. Within minutes of being introduced to the guests. So I start talking to the ladies, and one is 29 years old and the others between 22 & 36. . They guess that I´m 30. And, I am near 50 years old. Folks, this is a common ocurence, 99 percent of the people here think I´m so much younger than I actually am. So the 29 year old who speaks a little English comments on my build & handsomeness and I want to compliment her nice breast and booty but I don´t. Cuz' I'm a nice guy..............Sooooo,I start talking to Lorena, a older chick, I had taken out a couple of other times. But, Sumner keeps coming over and offering me food and drinks. I am trying to play it cool, but this chick is being overtly friendly and she is as hot as Georgia asphalt on the 4th of July.

So after the party I´m a little tired and all the chicks want to go clubbin' and since it´s Saturday night I have to go party like a Rock Star. I have a couple of more hard core drinks when we reach the Jungle Bar. Then, I knock out a couple of Imperials at the bar waiting for the right song to ask a Tica to dance. And then Sumner comes up and asks me to dance. This is a positive sign and for some reason I know that the rest of my night is taken care of

. I think my confidence is at an all time high. She dances as good as she looks plus she´s dope. I figured she was about 22-24 when I first met her and looked a little older than some of the ladies I have met. But girls tend to look older when they have makeup on and when they are in a fairly dark & smokey club. She´s dancing and I go up to her and say "Tu eres muy Pura Vida" and she understands. I end up dancing with her for hours and trying to get in good with her friends (which is key to all chicks). One of her friends, Ellisa, starts asking me to take her back to my house so we can dirty dance under the sheets. I tell her that would'nt be wise or prudent considering her husband is there.( Plus, she looks like a brown smurf ) So, I basically dance with Sumner and her friends most of the night as they are a lot of fun. Two of her friends pick up these two other guys and we all act like fools. We leave at some point to go to Sumners sisters apartment (Gwendolyn) which is like a 3 blocks away in the most expensive place in Jaco. This street runs right along the ocean and is full of super nice hotels, restaurants, casinos and bars/clubs. . I can only imagine what the real estate value of just the land is. The two dudes who were with the other girl´s take a liking to me and we start to become buddies. The one speaks decent english, the other none. They were trying to talk to me in the club but I had no idea what fuck they were saying and I keep saying, " I heard that "

. At least here in quieter surroundings I can make out what they are saying.

. We leave to go to an after hours club which is super fly and has no cover charge. I freakin' HATE COVER CHARGES AS MUCH AS I WOULD HATE TO PAY FOR A MEMBERSHIP AT SAM'S WHOLESALE CLUB. WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I PAY FOR THE PRIVILIGE OF BRINGING YOU MY BUSINESS ?

Dance with Sumner most of the night but everyone once in awhile I have to find an excuse to leave because I am sweating profusely and I´m starting to get dehydrated because it's like I have been running the Boston Marathon. And, Its getting to be around 5:00 am

We leave and then chill on along the beach for a couple of hours. We all have a bunch of fun and the whole experience takes me back to my college days. The girls are all super cool and they are so much fun because they act like college kids, maybe because they practically are. They act silly and do crazy shit but that´s why they are such a good time, they have no inhibitions and I have to remind myself what it was like to be young buck. We go back to Gwendolyn's condo and I end up falling asleep. I end up going home around 11am and I'm very tired but still hype. Anyways, what a Awesome night. One of the best I have had thus far and most of my days & nights here are amazing.