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Inside this Alien Egg BDSM prop, no one can hear you scream

I’ve had the chance to try this at Rubber Cult and I just wanted to stay in forever. This is the best inflatable rubber contraption ever. It takes you back to the womb literally.

That gush from Robert of London after he first climbed into his Giger-inspired zip-up Alien Egg.

Just 1350 squids will get you d.vote’s “masterstroke of total Sensory Deprivation”, which is apparently a Thing in BDSM circles.

And it does exactly what you’re thinking it does. Zip up your gimp suit, hop in, and zip up your egg.

Breathing? You can either choose not to, which we hear is also a Thing, or you can use the British Respiratory Gas Mask inside.

I was hanging on to the saftey zipper for dear life, but then let go as my heart started pounding:)

Thanks Gary, from Chicago.

So there’s four zips, which you manage after you’ve climbed into your egg. D.vote recommends partially inflating it first, then “either sit down, kneel or adopt a foetal position” before inflation is complete.

They claim the Alien Egg can be enjoyed naked or in full rubber gear.

Tellingly, “sharp objects should however be avoided.”

You’ll be able to move your arms enough inside to reach the safety zip, d.vote assures. But if you can’t, remember – “In the Alien Egg … no one can hear you scream!”