...nline that I just realized, I guess the fairies need to check up in "Da Rules" throughly or else this would happen...Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this chapter in no way endorses underage drinking.-Technomaru-Despite what the Thriller warning parody says, I am against underage drinking and this is not meant to be taken seriously until the final chapter.The original title was going to be "Timmy and the Stupid Juice" This chapter might get really dark! So dark that even this chapter's title is a parody of that Nicolas Cage movie "Leaving Las Vegas" which is about (ironically) a alcoholic.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(Cut to a newsroom)We interrupt this fanfic with a news updateChet Ubecha appears in a newsroom and broadcasts this bulletin:"Hello Dimmsdale and readers of this site I have a important announcement... this is the only chapter I appear in. well anyway here's the recap. Timmy Turner realizes that wishing for beer is not covered in the fairy rulebook so like any reckless kid he decides to do so by drinking and causing alot of awkward moments to happen and made fun of Trixie's badunkadunk... plus he peed in a beer bottle and his dad drank it just like that scene in "Dumb and Dumber".Then it gets worse folks, Timmy used his drunkeness to come up with a plan to get rid of Vicky forever involving Chris Hensen and "Dateline: to catch a predator" and a...