Oh well. Survival of the fittest dude.Darwin knew what he was on about

Actually, Darwin did not coin the term "survival of the fittest." It was coined by Herbert Spencer and was originally used in terms of economics.

Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl."Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.Just Say No To Toast!

Ok, missed this tread up until now, just read it through!A few of the phrases used in this thread so far include: snakes eye, 'clean as a whistle penis', winky, special place, willywonkas and trouser snake - major ROFL And @pixelman many a rofl headed your way, my particular favourite being

I'm fairly certain you pee is only sterile to yourself whilst it's in your body and only for a few minutes after leaving it -- it certainly won't be to other people so WASH YOUR HANDS! As to the latter, well we only have your word for it, don't we?

maybe you'll catch a deadly disease from my sterile pee and clean as a whistle penis

Oh great, thanks for that. That's just the simile I want to have in mind when I'm blowing a whistle.

just when i thought this thread couldn't get any more hilarious

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@Luigi78-You NEED to wash your hands whenever you use a restroom. Seriously, no telling what you can catch from other people in other restrooms. Why do you not wash your hands anyway? You deftinely are not going to get any girlfriends without decent hygiene.

You deftinely are not going to get any girlfriends without decent hygiene.

it's not that he won't get the girlfriends (seriously, who follows their guy into the bathroom to make sure he washes his hands?), it's that he runs the chance of giving them the trots if they hold hands for a while and then get some ice cream (or something else potentially messy that you eat with your hands hahaha). :3

BEST THREAD EVERfuture of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
[16:44] Vintage: We have rules?
[16:44] Reala: don't expose the staff to sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight

BEST THREAD EVERfuture of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
[16:44] Vintage: We have rules?
[16:44] Reala: don't expose the staff to sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight