Jean-Claude Van Damme Is The Perfect Height To Punch Tall Men In The Groin

Jean-Claude has been known to go for his opponent's Jean-Claude Van Johnson.

TranscriptCONAN: NOT ONLY IN "JEAN-CLAUDE VAN JOHNSON," THE NEW SHOW, BUT ALSO IN YOUR MOVIES, THERE ARE A LOT OF KICKS TO THE GROIN.
YOU'RE NOT BEYOND KICKING AN OPPONENT TO THE GROIN.
TELL US ABOUT THAT.
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY THAT'S DIRTY FIGHTING BUT YOU THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE?
JEAN-CLAUDE: DEPENDING ON THE STORY AND THE SCRIPT.
ANDY: RIGHT, SURE.
CONAN: THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT.
JEAN-CLAUDE: GREAT ANSWER.
NOW THE REAL ONE.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THE NEW SHOW, "JEAN-CLAUDE VAN JOHNSON," WE HAVE A SEEN -- SCENE WHERE I'M DOING, IN FACT, LOTS OF HOOKS, YOU KNOW, TO THE GROIN.
IT'S A BIG GUY.
A HUGE GUY.
CONAN: YOU'RE FIGHTING A BIG OPPONENT AND HIS GROIN IS LEVEL.
JEAN-CLAUDE: HIS JEAN-CLAUDE VAN JOHNSON IS RIGHT THERE.
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL YOUR PENIS?
YOUR JEAN-CLAUDE VAN JOHNSON?
JEAN-CLAUDE: NO, THAT'S THE NAME OF MY SHOW.
I MADE A MISTAKE.
CONAN: DOCTOR, I MUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY JEAN-CLAUDE VAN JOHNSON.
JEAN-CLAUDE: HIS NAME IS JOHN VAN JOHNSON.