01 - I Hope You Die (3:39)02 - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope (4:02)03 - Mama's Boy (0:34)04 - Three Point One Four (3:55)05 - Mope (4:36)06 - Yummy Down On This (3:48)07 - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain (2:21)08 - R.S.V.P. (0:15)09 - Magna Cum Nada (4:00)10 - The Bad Touch (4:20)11 - That Cough Came With A Prize (0:14)12 - Take The Long Way Home (3:07)13 - Hell Yeah (5:02)14 - Right Turn Clyde (5:24)15 - This Is Stupid (0:10)16 - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying (5:37)17 - The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey (0:10)18 - Along Comes Mary (5:45)19 - Studio Bullshit (3:37)

01 - Along Comes Mary (3:23)02 - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB's Punk Rock Version) (3:32)03 - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The Las Vegas Holiday Inn Lounge Version) (5:06)04 - Fire Water Burn (4:51)