Upon much scruntiny, there was some realization of the similarities between 2PM's leadja and CL's no make up face. While at first this was just speculation, upon hindsight, there was realization that this matter had to be looked upon with more detail.

Thus, investigations were put into face which included over-use of Google Images and morphthing.com where an image of Park Jaybeom and CL was then morphed together.+ = ??

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U-Kiss, the boy band behind the song Man Man Ha Ni and Bingeul Bingeulhave benefited and grown from their dark, manly image. These men who have so enticingly seduced girls with their fiery good looks, have captured the hearts of the preteens who so follow them. However, our sources have found something very shocking.

There were several accounts from around the world stating that they spotted Key shopping in various cities around the world. We at kpop_getdown vow to keep you updated on Key's alleged World Shopping Tour.

It was reported Wednesday that SHINee's coordinator/stylist was in a train wreck last week. The entire train was destroyed and there were many casualties.

But before you celebrate, SHINee's stylist noona was found uninjured under a pile of loose rubble. She emerged completely unscathed although most of the passengers around her were seriously injured. She said at the site of the crash that she saved herself at the last moment by shielding herself with a photo of Kim Jonghyun with his blonde hair. She also said that she carries the photo around for good luck.

"Jonghyun is a raptor," She said. "Not even a train will fuck with a raptor."

As this is a serious fashion faux pas (there's still four months until spring! omo!), no one is quite sure why he loves these open-toed, out-of-season monstrosities so much.

One magazine dared to ask him the question we're all afraid to ask.

Magazine: Micky Yoochun, Why do you so often wear sandals?Yoochun: Because I don’t like to wear socks.

Magazine: Oh?

Yoochun: Yes. I have around 20-30 pairs [of sandals]. If I buy more, I will definitely wear it for 1 to 2 years. I like to get the best use of the products I buy, so I use them even when they're close to falling apart.

Violating the Sacred Fashion Code for something as trivial as disliking socks?

The Fashion Police reported that they are closing in and plan to take action as soon as possible.

edit:

we found some never-before-seen** photos of a person believed to be Yoochun's mother walking through an airport.

Upon further investigation by our highly potent investigations team, we have come to the conclusion that the ajumma in the picture is actually Yoochun himself, not his mother.Sorry for any bedwetting or unwanted excitement we caused you. Please carry on with your day.