Monday, November 17, 2008

Yoga Tuesday

Welcome to Yoga Tuesday! It's been a while since I led a yoga class for everyone. I was so busy with my campaign! And of course I'm now planning to head to the White House. 12 votes in my poll, and 8 were for me!!!! I beat Obama! My pet human just shakes her head and says something about electoral votes.

Anyway, let's make this a special relaxing and rejuvenating class. Let's start with incense for a pleasing soothing atmosphere.I've lit candles all around for a golden glow.Now, everyone close your eyes, breathe in slowly. Feel the feline harmonic waves come through cyberspace. We are all one with the world, we are at peace with ourselves and others. Oooooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

My! I feel a million times better. Excellent class everyone.

And of course my favorite part of yoga class is the party afterwards. Please join me at the buffet and help yourselves to some refreshments.

Ham for Miles!!!!!Some champagne perhaps? I'm serving Schramsberg.Or perhaps you would like to start with a light seafood cocktail with lobster and crab?Grilled salmon with hoison glaze and plum ginger relishAnd roast lamb with marion berry and pecan crust

Thank you all for joining me. I'll try to hold class more regularly now. I can't wait to have all the visiting heads of state follow along with my yoga class. Do you think Putin does yoga? He will with me!

You are a good instruktor. And tha food is lovely.We's fresh off tha cat warming pile at Moki's, taking a break to come and TRASH.:: blowing whistle ::Faith Boo, to the paper towels...Sol and Smokey, to the drapes...BJ, to the potted plants...Missy, to the clean laundry...And me, I haf this box of rowdy voles...:: opens lid ::

Sorry we're a bit late to class - this darn time difference gets us every time...might just have to have a bit of a nibble while I (Gypsy) plan where to sharpen my claws...I (Tasha) will just run off to help shred the paper towels with Faith Boo first - I'll snack later...

Sam: Okay, hic, now that we've finished eating our yoga, burp, we remember we actually stopped by for a house trashing party. We're really good at them. I burp do the high and heavy moving, Buddy cleans ceiling fans and chandeleirs, Merci hic hides the silverware through the house.

Percy: And we kitties shred, whap, yak and whatever else needs to be done.

Buddy" Yep, And we work best on a full stomach. Is there any more of that ham left?

Oh, that was wonderful Skittles! Maybe you can come to my mommy's birthday party on Wednesday and lead us all in some calming yoga before we get down to the serious business of having fun? My mommy could use it, I bet.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Yoga Tuesday

Welcome to Yoga Tuesday! It's been a while since I led a yoga class for everyone. I was so busy with my campaign! And of course I'm now planning to head to the White House. 12 votes in my poll, and 8 were for me!!!! I beat Obama! My pet human just shakes her head and says something about electoral votes.

Anyway, let's make this a special relaxing and rejuvenating class. Let's start with incense for a pleasing soothing atmosphere.I've lit candles all around for a golden glow.Now, everyone close your eyes, breathe in slowly. Feel the feline harmonic waves come through cyberspace. We are all one with the world, we are at peace with ourselves and others. Oooooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

My! I feel a million times better. Excellent class everyone.

And of course my favorite part of yoga class is the party afterwards. Please join me at the buffet and help yourselves to some refreshments.

Ham for Miles!!!!!Some champagne perhaps? I'm serving Schramsberg.Or perhaps you would like to start with a light seafood cocktail with lobster and crab?Grilled salmon with hoison glaze and plum ginger relishAnd roast lamb with marion berry and pecan crust

Thank you all for joining me. I'll try to hold class more regularly now. I can't wait to have all the visiting heads of state follow along with my yoga class. Do you think Putin does yoga? He will with me!

You are a good instruktor. And tha food is lovely.We's fresh off tha cat warming pile at Moki's, taking a break to come and TRASH.:: blowing whistle ::Faith Boo, to the paper towels...Sol and Smokey, to the drapes...BJ, to the potted plants...Missy, to the clean laundry...And me, I haf this box of rowdy voles...:: opens lid ::

Sorry we're a bit late to class - this darn time difference gets us every time...might just have to have a bit of a nibble while I (Gypsy) plan where to sharpen my claws...I (Tasha) will just run off to help shred the paper towels with Faith Boo first - I'll snack later...

Sam: Okay, hic, now that we've finished eating our yoga, burp, we remember we actually stopped by for a house trashing party. We're really good at them. I burp do the high and heavy moving, Buddy cleans ceiling fans and chandeleirs, Merci hic hides the silverware through the house.

Percy: And we kitties shred, whap, yak and whatever else needs to be done.

Buddy" Yep, And we work best on a full stomach. Is there any more of that ham left?

Oh, that was wonderful Skittles! Maybe you can come to my mommy's birthday party on Wednesday and lead us all in some calming yoga before we get down to the serious business of having fun? My mommy could use it, I bet.

Skittles The Yogi

Bikram Yoga Instructor

Skittles, The Huntress

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As a Formerly Feral Feline, I am the only candidate to understand the needs of the strays and homeless

Skittles, The Huntress

The Voice of Reason in The Unreasonable World of Pet Humans

Skittles, The Yogi

I promote world peace through inner harmony

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My Bio

Skittles, The Huntress began life in a hard way. She was found as a three month old kitten, starving, in a warehouse adjacent to base housing at the Naval Base in Port Hueneme, California. Her first pet human had been deployed to Afghanistan, and Skittles was left behind.

Her second pet human fed her, took her home and fell in love with her quirky spirit. Unfortunately, Skittles was still traumatized, and she could not adjust to the other three cats who shared her pet human. She terrorized them until they hid under the bed and cowered. Skittles would then eat all the food. Her aggressive behavior was very anti-social.

Although broken hearted, the second pet human called her best friend. Would she take Skittles? WW, became Skittles' third and current pet human.

WW fell in love, and in an effort to help Skittles, The Huntress with her aggressiveness, WW taught her yoga and other relaxation techniques. Now Skittles, The Huntress passes on her knowledge of peace and world harmony.