Hello Kitty Cocaine Straw

The Hello Kitty cocaine straw is something that, when you really think about it, should come as somewhat of a shock. The fact that upon seeing this you probably even failed to raise an eyebrow goes to show how well Hello Kitty has fully integrated herself into the illegal drug market. I mean, there is Hello Kitty cocaine, Hello Kitty bongs (including a Hello Kitty designer bong) and Hello Kitty on LSD, so the Hello Kitty cocaine straw fits in quite well with the loving, positive role model Hello Kitty wants to be:

You just know that the Hello Kitty heroin needle is already in development at the Sanrio HQ offices…

Yeah, it’s not real whatsoever. The heart thing is actually a plastic ring from a HK birthday cake that you buy in a grocery store deli. I know this because I had one a few years ago and turned the rings into keychains :>

Clearly, someone who has a sick sense of humor and bad taste took a regular HK b’day party straw, embellished it w/some stick on rhinestones, and cut it down to size for use at their own “special kind of party”. It could just be a joke, but still, was that even necessary?

You guys, this ISNT real. It is a project this girl is doing with turning things that are cute (hello kitty), into something more serious = the contrast of it all.
I think some of you guys are taking this too seriously.