BREAKING NEWS: Before she hopped on a plane bound for the Northwoods, fiscally conservative Granny ordered a $3,000 home spa and a $2,000 gigantic tricycle. (To keep up with the Gilberts?) Jim wondered what the malarky she was going to do with it since she certainly didn’t have the wherewithal to ride it. I mused that perhaps she’d order a sidecar for Grampy. Pops had to intervene.