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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:26 pm

Trapped On A Desert Island With A Cow

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:09 pmPosts: 404Location: London, UK

Also, I just had the worst takeaway sushi ever - it turned up an hour late, the gyoza were all burnt and crunchy, the sushi was bland (and I had such high hopes for it - tempura tofu, asparagus, chives and sushi rice, all wrapped in avocado - it takes skill to make that taste bland) and the sushi pickles tasted like they were on the edge of turning bad. I want to leave a bad review but I'll feel like a jerk because it will be a really bad review - there wasn't a single good thing about that meal.

Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:05 pm

Naked Under Apron

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pmPosts: 1690Location: Ravenclaw Tower

I made an asparagus out of myself when I was teaching a winter semester class today.

Me: [insert long winded explanation] Therefore the only logical answer is C.Students:[stare at me like I'm an idiot] The answer is B.Me: No, it SEEMS like the answer is B but the question is trying to trick you. It's C.Students: But this question is on the study packet we got last semester. The answer key says it's B.Me: The answer key is wrong. It's C. Lets move on to the next question.

They were right. The answer was B, but I panicked and insisted that I was right and the forking answer key was wrong.

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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:30 pm

Vegan Since Before There Were Vegetables

Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:43 pmPosts: 11132Location: Astoria, NY

So, someone tell me I shouldn't feel bad about this: I invited someone over for Christmas dinner and offered them a place to stay since i know they are couch surfing right now. They just said they are getting into the airport(which is close-ish to where I live) at 10am and could they just come over then. That's pretty early on Christmas day, right? We like to sleep in, open presents, eat cinnamon rolls watch Emmett Otter or some other sad Muppet thing, call Eppy's dungeon master's family etc... It sucks because I don't know where he can go from the airport, but I want to have a nice cozy christmas morning with my husband before we have guests.

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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:36 pm

Vegan Since Before There Were Vegetables

Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:43 pmPosts: 11132Location: Astoria, NY

oh that's good. we won't be home till later! thanks! We watched Emmett Otter two years ago, but man is it sad! So cute, but so sad! last year we watched Muppet Family Christmas tv special thing on youtube. it was pretty great, too.

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Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:54 am

WRETCHED

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:54 pmPosts: 9205Location: Maryland/DC area

baps - my mom wrote on facebook that she was throwing up and stuff. I wanted to tell her that if she wasn't well, I wasn't coming to visit (wouldn't happen but would be a nice try). Luckily she is better.

I really want to go get my hair cut before my trip but not sure where I want to go and I only really have tomorrow to do it. I could go to the place I went last time where the girls wear hot pants and other revealing clothes and most of the clientele is male (I wasn't aware of this fact until I went there).

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:00 am

Ninja Master

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:00 pmPosts: 4775Location: Surrey, UK

linanil wrote:

baps - my mom wrote on facebook that she was throwing up and stuff. I wanted to tell her that if she wasn't well, I wasn't coming to visit (wouldn't happen but would be a nice try). Luckily she is better.

Yeah I wouldn't go either if she had something contagious. Unfortunately I live with mine so Dad & I are probably next if it is the norovirus.

I don't think it is though, I think she just ate something rubbish or has a tummy bug. When I had the noro a few years ago i was throwing up constantly for 2 or 3 days as soon as it started. I had to miss a foo fighters concert, i was so freakin miserable! haha

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:40 am

WRETCHED

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:54 pmPosts: 9205Location: Maryland/DC area

Ugh, I feel for you, throwing up is the worst. With mine, I have 2 expensive tickets cross country (3,000 miles) so I'm going no matter what although hah I might've told my mom that I'd stay at my grandmother's house instead.

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:08 am

Should Write a Goddam Book Already

Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:37 pmPosts: 1084Location: Western Mass

I really just want to stop getting advice on what to do with my math teacher and the final I never got to take. Mom and one of my neighbors seem to delight in telling me what to do and when and why and it's like, the teacher is forking gone. She told me she'd be gone after yesterday. She forked me over. At this point I want to just take whatever I get and still attempt to take the prealgebra that I signed up for next semester. I no longer care that much about it.

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:18 am

WRETCHED

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:54 pmPosts: 9205Location: Maryland/DC area

GymClassZero wrote:

I really just want to stop getting advice on what to do with my math teacher and the final I never got to take. Mom and one of my neighbors seem to delight in telling me what to do and when and why and it's like, the teacher is forking gone. She told me she'd be gone after yesterday. She forked me over. At this point I want to just take whatever I get and still attempt to take the prealgebra that I signed up for next semester. I no longer care that much about it.

That is a sucky situation. I advise that you, at some point, retake the class because you won't want the lower grade on your record. I'd petition the prealgebra teacher to take the class next semester based on your circumstances. If you have to, take an add/drop form to the first day of class and talk to the teacher or even better, email the dean and/or future teacher on the situation.

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:35 am

And you never will.

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:41 pmPosts: 4708Location: Memphis

Something had been irritating my eye for like two days, and last night it got so bad that I couldn't sleep well, so this morning I look in the mirror and my eye was super red and it hurt, and I could see an eyelash near the inside corner of my eye. I spent like 20 minutes trying to get it out, before I realized that it was attached to my eyelid. What the hell, body? You grew a forking eyelash on the inside of my eyelid, TOUCHING MY EYEBALL? I had to pull my eyelid inside-out and put tweezers *thisclose* to my eyeball to get it. My eye feel so much better now, though.

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:28 am

No-pants hermit 4 lyfe

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 amPosts: 3166Location: BKLN

the lashes on my left eye grow weird, and sometimes the upper and lower lashes get tangled and the lower ones get pulled in toward my eyeball every time i blink. that'll happen for a day or two, and then it stops. this just started happening over the past year or so. good work, body. this is an excellent complement to that one gray hair that shoots straight up in the air.

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:01 pm

Invented Vegan Meringue

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:20 pmPosts: 4095Location: Edinburgh

Mike told me last night that his dad and stepmom are coming round tonight and we're having dinner with them at Pizza Express. But his dad had eye surgery recently, and the weather is shiitake, so he might have to bail. So I'm not sure if they're coming or not, and if they are, when they'll be here. Or if they'll want to come up to the flat (his wife hasn't seen it). The flat is a bit untidy, but I don't want to run around cleaning if they're not coming. Also, shiitake, I just realised that I haven't wrapped the Xmas presents. Ugh. I wish Mike would've given me at least another day's notice.

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:07 pm

Dying from Nooch Lung

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:50 pmPosts: 3428Location: The Bene

I'm sitting here waiting for an important phone call and I can't relax. I called the office of the notary that's handling the purchase agreement on the house I'm hoping to buy, to see if the adjustments made by the real estate agent are ok, and one of her office assistants said she was in a meeting and would call me back. That was 4:30 this afternoon. Now it's 7 pm. Earlier this week she called me at 8:30, so even though it's past office hours, she might still get back to me. But it's the last small hurdle before I can sign the agreement on Monday and I won't be able to relax until I hear from her. Lard, I hope she calls tonight or I'm going to have to go through this again tomorrow.

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