how to beat anderson silva....

a) u hide spider killer spray in your jock and bust that shit out when the ref aint lookin

b) have your corner throw a banana peel in the middle of the octagon and PRAY that he slips on it

c) you do some crazy ass scissor lock on his leg and catch him off guard

d) act like your koed and then jump his ass from behind

how to survive......

assume the fedal postiton and take your beating and hope that bjm pulls him off

hahhaa

babalu2720

10/21/07 3:52:40PM

Challenge him to a breakdancing or salsa match because his dancing is great, but it can be exposed!!!!! He has a weakness...lol

hotrodttt

10/21/07 3:56:15PM

This has me laughin dude

Props for you and Babalu

babalu2720

10/21/07 4:01:00PM

Posted by hotrodttt

This has me laughin dude

Props for you and Babalu

I was kinda dissapointed, Anderson didn't really dance after he beat Rich, I guess it wasn't as exciting wooping him the second time

TheHitmanTL

10/21/07 4:07:35PM

the only man on this planet as of right now that can beat silva is probably chuck norris and thats still a maybe

DCRage

10/21/07 4:08:28PM

You forgot one: Make him speak English. He has to use an interpreter.

TheHitmanTL

10/21/07 4:19:08PM

TheHitmanTL

10/21/07 4:20:14PM

the only person that can dance better than silva is this guy

fullfighting

10/21/07 6:50:34PM

Chuck Norris would destroy Silva. But everyone knows Chuck isn't allowed to fight anymore after he killed all of those people in the no holds barred street fights that took place last year on a glacier in Northern Greenland. After the fight Chuck melted the glacier by pissing on it. The floods were devastating. They had satellite pictures but the Feds confiscated them.

Mitchell740

10/21/07 7:05:56PM

Posted by fullfighting

Chuck Norris would destroy Silva. But everyone knows Chuck isn't allowed to fight anymore after he killed all of those people in the no holds barred street fights that took place last year on a glacier in Northern Greenland. After the fight Chuck melted the glacier by pissing on it. The floods were devastating. They had satellite pictures but the Feds confiscated them.

Please...... I raped Chuck Norris to prove my dominanace over him. I still have the bloody condom nailed to my wall to prove it. Its lined up next to George W Bush's and Chuck Liddell's.

fullfighting

10/21/07 7:50:04PM

BLASPHEMY! Watch your step Mitchell. I wouldn't sleep tonight or leave your home because I'm guessing Chuck is on his way to get you.

Mitchell740

10/21/07 10:14:44PM

Posted by fullfighting

BLASPHEMY! Watch your step Mitchell. I wouldn't sleep tonight or leave your home because I'm guessing Chuck is on his way to get you.

I have already proved my dominance over him, he's not getting a booty call.

BigEvil

10/22/07 4:50:22PM

a loaded gun... maybe...

Stickan

10/22/07 4:59:14PM

Make knees illegal and only explain it to him in english.

Okami by DQ!

fedorwins1

10/22/07 5:16:08PM

Posted by TheHitmanTL

the only man on this planet as of right now that can beat silva is probably chuck norris and thats still a maybe

You dare question Chuck Norris!?

zephead

10/22/07 6:11:17PM

Posted by TheHitmanTL

the only man on this planet as of right now that can beat silva is probably chuck norris and thats still a maybe

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Now will you quit with the blasphemy

Boo_Radley21

10/22/07 7:01:12PM

Wear a flame proof suit, light yourself on fire and go for a takedown.

Mitchell740

10/22/07 7:38:27PM

Hit him on the head with a banjo, I saw it happenn to a guy once and he was out.

Boo_Radley21

10/22/07 7:43:15PM

We all know the ultimate way to beat any fighter.... Put him in the ring with Marlon Sims.

TimW001

10/22/07 8:01:17PM

Flying heel hook

So basic.

Rush

10/22/07 11:07:09PM

Posted by TimW001

Flying heel hook

So basic.

no no no

Beat him with a flying scissor heel hook..

Chuck Norris could only beat Anderson Silva if he was allowed to use the extra fist hidden in his beard.