Did you have to wait 15mins while the waiter read some poetry before you could eat it?

School dinner rules - we were straight in and had finished before the piper put down his chanter.

School dinner haggis probably never had any real haggis in it anyway. How did they do the starter? I've only ever had haggis as part of a starter once, where they did it as deep fried crispy haggis balls (well made, but nothing special tbh).