Being on the same side as one of the greatest footballers in history a) you're going to win a lot of games b) you're going to lift a lot of trophies and c) you're probably going to get better at the game.

However, there are downsides to sharing a dressing room with the Real Madrid superstar. As well as not being able to get anywhere near the squad's communal hair gel, you also have to put up with an ego the size of Spain.

An ego which means that, during a training session when the head coach isn't around, there is only going to be one man who thinks he's running the show. Yep, Cristiano.

Just check out the video above to see what we mean - the multiple Ballon d'Or man tearing a strip off one of his fellow Galacticos.

Real Madrid stars prepare themselves for another dressing down from Ronnie (Image: Getty)