"Is Hazel still around?" my wife asked last night. "You mean the one on the internet we had a 3-way with a long time ago?" I asked in reply. "Yes, that one. Have you been seeing her by yourself?" "No way! Do you want to visit her with me tonight?"

And so we did. Hazel was as perky and sexy as ever, and we watched her a couple of times while we played with each other and ourselves -- no fucking, just touching while we kept up with Hazel on the big screen. This time we both came before her, but she didn't mind at all....