Here we have Australian funny person Linda Beatty discussing something many atheists have wondered God said a lot of crazy. What would happen if Satan had said it?

Things would be a lot different. For one I think Satan would be a lot more consistent over time. That’s what happens when you have a good editor. Because you know Satan cares passionately about his fan fiction and would have a good editor on hand to keep the story lines tight, right?

Also, Satan wouldn’t forbid you from eating bacon. If you want to talk about crimes against humanity, God’s anti-bacon stance has to rank up there with President Trump’s Twitter abuse.