Oklahoma porn actress stars in mainstream straight-to-DVD flick

Oklahoma’s own triple-X porn starlet Jesse Jane is making a bid for mainstream respectability ” well, at least in theory ” by appearing in the R-rated film “Frat Party.”

Haven’t heard of it? There’s good reason: It went straight to DVD last month. There’s good reason for that, too: It blows. (Pun not intended.)

Jane plays herself, attempting to seduce the douchebag college-senior protagonist for a final fling before he gets hitched. Despite Jane shedding her shirt and grinding on him like a dentist to a decayed tooth, he doesn’t close the deal. This enrages her: “Do you know how many guys have turned me down topless? None!”

Just before this, however, they hit it off when they find out they’re both from Oklahoma and went to high school together. This is an in-joke because Jane and her scene partner, Randy Wayne, both hail from Moore. Hey, we didn’t say it was a funny in-joke.