Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Once again, it’s time I let you in on my magical method for
picking the Super Bowl winner, using the ancient gypsy art of Buffalo chicken
wing bone reading. I can't tell you how I learned to do this, or why anyone in
their right mind would take it seriously, but what I can tell you is this... the
Seattle Seahawks will beat the Denver Broncos. Guaranteed. It's a lock. Bet the kids' college fund.

In the spirit of full disclosure, I should mention that I’m
partnered with Allrecipes.com, which is based in Seattle, and run by fanatical
Seahawks fans. So, a cynic might say this pick was made to simply keep the
corporate overlords happy. Well, if that were the case, why would I even
mention it, and raise suspicions? Maybe you think this is some sort of vague, cryptic message telling
you to actually bet on the Broncos? Well, that’s just ridiculous.

Anyway, good luck, and I’ll apologize in advance for bumping you up into a
higher tax bracket after you collect your winning. You’re welcome, kids. Enjoy!

too bad, they show that here in germany at 03:00! i always say that i'll take off on a monday, so i can stay up all nite. but, alas! i failed to do so again this year. thank goodness, for highlights online.