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If you want to go on a date, I'll need some basic information. Cholesterol level, history of family heart disease, cancer and diabetes … I will not be in a position of falling for you only to find out you're a lemon! Now give us a look at your gums. I'd rather not.

What's it like having your work hours cut back? It's been interesting, good. I find myself less stressed. For instance, I've got a legal brief due next week and I'm not freaking out. EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON IT YET! You do seem calmer. Quick, I need a pen and a copy of the Constitution.

I lost my wallet here. Could you check lost and found? Sure. What's it look like? Oh, it's leathery, canvas, nylon-ish … blue-black gray-purply-greenish … It has a Visa-Mastercard-Amex-Discoverish cards and one-ten-fivey dollars in it. I keep an I.D. of a dear friend in it for sentimental reasons. Get out.

Did you see the new Sandra Bland video? The police found it on her phone two months after she died and hid it for four years. I still can't believe that cop flipped out on her like that after stopping her for a turn signal. It's just not safe for us out there. Happen all the time, Big L. That's why I started that GoFundMe. Black people aren't going to give you money to build escape-catapult seats for our cars. Already got 52,000 orders.

Hey Phil, what's the word o' the day? Tyrannus. A genus comprising the Kingbird and closely related birds. No. The hole in the middle of a tire. Sports. If we could find out who's in charge we could kill him. George Carlin.

Are you asleep, Earl? Nope. Just thinking. Thinking about what? Things I didn't do and wish I did, and things I did and wish I didn't. How about things you did and wish I didn't find out about? No comment.

This is a big planet. It won't be easy to find a band of rustlers in an invisible spaceship. No. I've been keeping my eyes peeled, but what good is that going to do? Clang! What? Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. Well, I'll be darned. Pat-pat. Come out with your hands up!

I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my entire worldview. The burrito, as most Americans know it, did not actually come from Mexico. Or maybe it did. The internet is of two minds about the issue. The point is, if you can't count on the burrito being Mexican, you can't count on anything. I have something to tell you about Chop Suey.

Ask Sadie! I'm 50, reasonably attractive and intelligent, but I haven't had a date in 19 years. How do I get back into the dating scene? - KC, Tacoma, WA** **actual reader question. KC, you've been out of the game for a bit, but don't be afraid to use the latest technology. First, find someone you like, then write them an email in which you explain your feelings. And threaten that if they refuse your overture, you'll dig into their past and expose their legal, personal and financial failings to the world over the world wide internet. Love can be so much more exciting in the modern age. Ask Sadie. Spreading the word of hope and live in the modern world.

Earl, why did you take all the food out of the fridge?! I'm looking for the dang bananas! You always hide things in the fridge so I can't find them! I don't keep bananas in the fridge. They're right there on the kitchen counter, Earl. Aha! So that's where you hide them!

Guess what. I found out I can connect to Sylvia's and Dan's printer on Bluetooth. I think it's because they live next door. So I can print things on their printer and they won't even know where it's coming from. The possibilities are endless! Her no evil. See no evil!

You're really not going to the dance? Really. Just because someone found out you have a crush on Ryan Beardsley? Just?!! Everyone thinks I'm a pathetic loser. So not true! Most kids don't know who you are! You're picking up this check.

You're on The Ask Sadie Show. What's your problem?! I'm conflicted about the year 2050. In 2050, we'll have several technologies that could let us live forever. No one born after around 1970 might ever have to die. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time a narcissistic caller called someone born way before 1970, just to say he won't have to die, but she will. I will find you and take you with me. Might be for the best. If there is an afterlife, I wouldn't want to miss out on it.

Every time I go to one of my Red Hat lunches I'm amazed at the things some of these ladies have done with their lives. Today I found out that Bessie is a former NASCAR driver and Sharine was a beauty queen. Wow, it must be a little intimidating to be in a group like that. Yes, well, if any of them comments about me being on the synchronized swim team in the 1956 Olympics, just play along.