Robbie Keane to sign for Brighton next year

I have heard from a reliable and trust worthy source that if Brighton get promoted they are set to sign Robbie Keane to help them get to the premiership. Apparently Robbie Keane is a huge Brighton supporter and has been since a kid. The word on the terraces is that he is a closet gay and there is plenty of meat for him in Britains gay capital haha only joking about that bit. But seriously he is signing for Brighton in the summer