In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools

A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache"

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

Actually, not confused at all. Someone goes on about how horrible it is to be racist, sexist, rightwing, etc. and then turns around and labels an entire geographical region and its "strategy" as the problem, as if to say all Southerners are rightwing crazy people, sitting around cleaning our guns and waiting for Jesus to come. Pot, kettle.

Someone goes on about how horrible it is to be racist, sexist, rightwing, etc. and then turns around and labels an entire geographical region and its "strategy" as the problem, as if to say all Southerners are rightwing crazy people, sitting around cleaning our guns and waiting for Jesus to come. Pot, kettle.

So you aren't only confused, but also ignorant. The "Southern Strategy" is a real thing, pioneered by Richard Nixon and embraced by Republicans since that time in order to appeal to the baser instincts of a certain class of voter which precides predominantly (though not exclusively) in the South. It doesn't imply that EVERYONE in the South is a racist. But it does acknowledge the truth that there are a lot of votes to be had in Dixie and places like it by playing to the resentments of bitter white people.

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