Musings Of A Mad Geordie Woman.
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Saturday, July 29, 2006

I have had a vision

I guess that in a few years time this is what the patriarchy will look like… a dinosaurian pile of bones in your local museum.Oh, look miss the school kids will say “the patriarchy” in excited squeaks. The Schoolmarms tone however will be more hushed. Oh, yes the 'patriarchy' she will whisper, you do not even begin to know what it was like living under such an oppressive regime. Sigh! You know so little my children.

I have realised that trawling around the bowels of misogynist/paedophiliac and other sphincter releasing material has left me with a bit of a twitch...oh well nothing 40mg of Propranolol* wont cure

* Propranolol is a beta- adrenergic blocking agent, which blocks the action of the sympathetic nervous system. It reduces the heart rate and is useful in treating abnormally rapid heart rhythms. Very useful when dealing with the likes of the Daily Squirt/Pervy Pumpers et al.

6 Comments:

I can't wait to see that day, and I hope to God that if I don't live to see that day... my kids bloody well will!

I really like this post, chick - I'd never really thought of sexism in the terms of something that shall fingers crossed, one day stand as a silly characteristic of a society from times olde in halls of a museum.

Visitors shall laugh heartily at the silly, seedy pathetic attempts at journalism which the likes of the Daily Sport churned out and feel immensly thankful that as women, they never had to be brought up in a society of treating women like shit/sex objects/door-mats.

And perhaps in the gift shop they'll flog voodoo dolls of sexist pigs that you can stick pins in, out of respect for the women who went before them who had to put up with that shit and when they complained were just told to 'lighten up'.