THE MAN WHO MISTOOK HIS CAREER FOR A HAT Pharrell Williams In January, Pharrell rocked up at the Grammys in a vintage outsize Vivienne Westwood hat, last spotted in a 1982 Malcolm McLaren video. Cue the usual nonsense — the parody Twitter account, the eBay auction, copycat prat-in-the-same-bloody-hat sightings in the trend hotspots of east London. Pharrell owned 2014 anyway, with the unavoidable Happy, yet he couldn’t leave it alone: in a seemingly endless succession of different shades, that dratted hat kept coming back. It’s not as if he’s losing his hair. Right?

WHINGE WHEN YOU’RE WINNING Lily Allen A catastrophe comeback couldn’t stop Lily Allen hogging headlines. She complained about earning only eight grand from last Christmas’s John Lewis ad, then supplemented her income…