[F:] Y'know honey, tonight I just want a cuddle[M:] Oh yeah? Well what am I supposed to do with this?[F:] You're not getting your stinky c*** and balls anywhere near my c*** box snatch[M:] Well then, how about a little skull, baby?[F:] I'm not putting that sweaty, greasy salami in my mouth, you heathen[M:] Fine then, I'm just gonna roll over and go to sleep[F:] But... I just wanna be held![M:] Here's a teddy bear, goodnight!