I am now writing a fic that will hopefully be over 100 pages long and have 45 pages done so far! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's my most recently update one :)

Wow, it has been a while! As of now I've read way too many manga for me to remember, includng Fruits Basket which was way more awesome than I first thought. It's funny to think I started uploading because I wanteed to be a beta, but have now realized I'm way too inconsistent to be a beta and instead update whenever I want to get praised/flamed :)

I loved Avatar, but after the long torture of waiting for the new season, I noticed that a lost of people who liked Avatar also said they liked Naruto on their profile. I am such a nerd that I first got hooked on Naruto by READING THE MANUSCRIPT, helpfully posted by fansites. Still, 151 episodes of manuscripts? I am super-reading woman. I have now also read D.N. Angel which was so-so, Bleach which is good and Death Note which is AMAZINGLY HEART ATTACK-GIVING AWESOMENESS! WAY better than Naruto or Avatar! And I am going to hopefully read Love Hina. I looked at Kingdom Heartsand Inuyasha but after the first few pages I decided they were NOT worth it. At all.

I used to be shy, quiet, and nice according to other people, though I only remember the times where I was mean and feel guilty. Now, however I am loud, happy, (hopefully) nice and extremely random. Oh, and I love Canada! Even the name of it, 'Canada', is SO awesome! I WANT TO BE CANADIAN!!

Info:

A teenage female with dark brown hair and light peach skin. No it is not white, it is light peach. According to Crayola, at least!

Hobbies: reading, TV, internet, baking, cooking, sports, and raising money for charity. Yeah, it IS the most fun ever! (Really, I'm not using sarcasm. And no, that was not sarcasm either. Or that. Or that. Or that...)

Classics (not in order of obsession): Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Emma (Basically all Jane Austen novels), all John Steinbeck novels, Wuthering Heights, The Prince and the Pauper (original), The Once and Future King, War and Peace, Gone with the Wind, The Whipping Boy and Little Women.

Fantastic (fairytailish) fiction: Harry Potter, Eragon, Dragon Rider, Inkspell, The Seer Series by Linda Joy Singleton, anything by Gail Carson Levine ever written, The Prophecy of the Stones, Avalon High, Charlie Bone series, The Chronicles of Narnia (especially the first), Artemis Fowl series, The Little White Horse, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Series, When Lightning Strikes (the whole series of Meg Cabot), and The Frog Princess Series!

Intellectual (books that made me think): What Hearts? (NO ONE has heard of this book but it rocks), Lydia, Allan and Naomi, The Outsiders, Friedrich (SADDEST!), a series of Unfortunate Events, Milkweed, and To Kill a Mockingbird (kind of a classic, but I'm the one making this list, right?).

If you have a request for a fic, post it in your review. No yaoi or yuri or teacher/student. I understand, I went through a phase of KakaSaku, but the fic I wrote about it...sucked.

Likes: pizza, cookies, saying the word calories in other languages (in Hebrew it's Energios! how much nicer does that sound?), nice people, Naruto's fashion sense, the voice of Naruto characters in abridged series, maple syrup, park rangers, dark alleys, Canada and any people who are not criminals. Though if I met a criminal I would probably end up liking him or her after a while too...

Dislikes: snobs, short shorts, real Naruto character voices, calculators (they break), prejudice, books written in a way the author thinks will make money but the author neither likes nor really works on, cussing out loud.

Hated characters from Bleach:

...Nah, it's too well written. Even the evil characters are too interesting!

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sakura Haruno, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

Shortly after becoming the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto is experimented on with cells from Uchiha Madara. Watch as Naruto learns to harness this incredible power and control the blackest winds with his new eyes. From the evil winds, the evil windmill blows.

TR/OC A muggle girl boards a train to cross realities, and finds herself in the magical past. She has one goal: To change Tom Riddle's fate. But are some characters meant to be saved? Ch 18 up. A different look at everyone's favorite villain.

The boy looked absolutely exhausted, his features looking even more sickly than usual, but it was the young man's bruised lips that instantly caught her attention. Hinata blushed, knowing where those lips had been moments before. SasuHina. - DISCONTINUED.

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina

Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.

The sequel to His Favorite Food, HinaChou, this story regales how Shikamaru sets out to win the hand of TenTen. With each step getting him nowhere, will Shikamaru finally lose his cool and explode? Contains a bit more swearing, silliness, angst; COMPLETE

Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.

Kankuro and Hinata end up in a loveless marriage :blame their fathers: , which is, of course, their cue to retreat to the internet and fall in love with other people. But the internet is no substitute for real life... KankuroXHinata

Everybody always assumed Tenten was deeply in love with one of her teammates. ...They just didn't know which one. With psychologist Neji, Stages Of Denial, and clumsy attempts at matchmaking. Of course, Tenten is convinced this is not going to end well.

SequeltoStronger: A nightmare became real, their life put on hold, it will take a soft stregnth to bring her back. Itachi will pay, she will endure, he will be strong. HxS.IdunownNaruto.Chp 10:K fluffy humour. Last chapter. epilogue to follow.Finished.

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

A story of Neville receiving a farewell mission from Dumbledore as well. FEATURING: Professor McGonagall, Great-Uncle Algie, a box, a dinosaur, and much, much more. I solemnly swear to complete this fic. Clean language.

There is a new hero in town: an unidentified person with magical prowess as well as a brain. Unbelievable, right? Happy ending, intricate plot and some romance. Realistic AU in Hermoine's fifth year and colored with her opinions for the most part.

An attempt at humor with a short story about a girl from our world who lands in the world of Naruto in an ORIGINAL way. Not meant to be taken seriously. Not a serious fic about what would happen though more realistic than some others , NOT a Mary Sue!