3.23.2006

Meeting Of The Onion Society For The Preservation Of Alcohol & Alcohol Traditions

Wednesday, March 29, 6-8 p.m.

The meeting of The Onion Society for the Preservation of Alcohol & Alcohol Traditions will take place Wednesday, March 29, at Spring Lounge. We're happy to announce the "Liquid of Honor" will be Jameson Whiskey!

Enjoy the pleasure of Jameson, compliments of The Society (while supply lasts), starting at 6 p.m.

The Society meets monthly to discuss the issues of greatest import to alcohol preservationists: mainly, alcohol and the endless possibilities it bears. Heretofore, The Society has existed in near-secrecy (thanks to poor handling by its publicist) since 1756, its meetings having been the catalyst for many of the greatest events, inventions, and gestures of philanthropy in the past quarter millennium. Among them: the American and French revolutions, nine feet of licorice-string fun, The Beatles' appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, gunpowder, and orphanages.

The Onion Society welcomes all alcohol preservationists over the age of 21.

To attend, please RSVP to nypromo@theonion.com with "Society" in the subject. Your friends are welcome, too.