December 24th 2002
No. 1,547

deuce: RAPE CLAUSE
pants: STARRING TIM ALLEN I HOPE AND PRAY
pants: YOU AND YOUR FINE PRINT
deuce: WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED "BOY I'M SURE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS THEN"
pants: END OF Q4 IS GOING TO SUCK
deuce: BGAHLUAHGLUHAG