Welcome, delegations. My name is Coffee-Naan, of the Brickville Union, and I am your secretary-general. Here, in the Allied Nations General Assembly, we work hard to achieve our lifelong dream of galactic peace, stability, and prosperity. (stifled derision form the audience)

We cannot impose economic sanctions, send peacekeepers, or recommend people to the Allied Criminal Court, as those are the jobs of the ANSC. Here we talk about issues affecting the brik-verse, and we have the power to recommend action to the ANSC, send humanitarian missions, as well as haggling out any diplomacy between countries. We can also pass resolutions supporting/condemning various activity in the birk-verse. Soon we will break up into committees (when they get built LOL) and perform more specific and useful functions.

And on that note, I hereby commence the [random number]’th meeting of the Allied Nations General Assembly!

Every member nation on the following list is allowed to post here:

EDIT: THERE IS A CRISIS ONGOING WHERE ALL OF THE THIRD ALLIANCE +PALADINS AGAINST THE PEACHES HAVE LEFT THE ASSEMBLY

This is very interesting compared to the whole Brikian thing where they're all crazy mutants that want a peaceful world but when they leave Brikia they all start craving violence again and have to become increasingly totalitarian (imagine a riot-suited officer viciously beating down someone in the middle of the street going all like "WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP DOING THIS GODDAMN IT WHYYYY?")

We need a Beer & Alcohol comity, to provide such important resources to struggling pubs. Also this place seems oddly un-brikwarish, we need tapped alcohol to every row, as well as strippers on stripper poles, the AN screen should also have a small television built in with live news coverage on 1 hour a day and the rest filled with gentleman's viewing.

On a more serious note, we need to condemn someone for crimes against minifiganity, Assqueerios comes immediately to mind, as well as... never mind.