Larry, you ought to have the water tested. May be something in it that causes these types of mutations. Maybe the aliens are spiking it; no telling what will emerge next to menace the law-abiding citizens of Mount Clemens.

Looks like he's got his hands in the whole operation. I'm afraid he may have hooked into the powerline by mistake though. He's glowing in a most alarming way. I wonder if he scares off the seagulls, or attracts them. Bet they have a matching hood ornament for the car.