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My speech to Princeton's Class of 2014 and their families, in which I admit my virginity to about 10,000 people.

Chortle Final: Adam Mastroianni

Adam Mastroianni on his Rhodes Experience

Imps in the USA: Improv rap

On our tour of the USA, the Imps stopped at my alma-mater for a blowout show with my old improv group, Quipfire!. We played to over 800 people at McCarter, but I mostly rapped about dumb stuff like art.

Important Advice for Your Life

Adam Mastroianni: Standup in Sweaters

I'd say the biggest attraction of my standup act is thatI wear a different sweater every time.

Princeton made this video in which I stand on the set of "Rent" and appear to deny evolution. Also we never really talk about my specific humor research, but I do an excellent job at doing a poor job at describing other people's humor research.

PUN AND GAMES: Adam's Pun Challenge Compilation

Once upon a time my recurring schtick was taking a word from the audience and coming up with a pun on that word in ten seconds, or else facing a slap in the face. These are the highlights.

Small Town Boy

"No Comet" (HD) from ZERO GRAVITAS

One of the last things I ever wrote for the Triangle Club (featured in the 2014 show Zero Gravitas), and one of the dearest to my heart. It's the most satisfied I've ever been with a sketch, which is to say, only mildly dissatisfied.

Quipfire! Welcomes Class of 2018

Wrote this up with my friends in Quipfire! so that they would still come to Princeton despite a 100% chance of getting meningitis.

"Super Nova" (HD) from ZERO GRAVITAS

I wrote some words and some very talented actors and dancers and a choreographer and a director made it into a spectacle.

A game of Acronym with my good pal Clayton Raithel, performed during a Quipfire! show.

The Campfire Song for Campfires!

To sing around a campfire!

Little Baby Lullaby

The Christmas Pun Rap

Intergalactic Bros

Originally written for Zero Gravitas (2014), this sketch was repurposed for Must Be '18 or Older to Enter, the following fall's frosh week show. The main improvement: instead of looking like aliens, which makes the whole sketch make more sense, the characters instead look like guys wearing black dildos on their heads.