You may start playing by simply posting "I suck dick." (Note the bold.)

You have a 50% chance to suck a dick. If successful, you have a 30% chance to suck another dick. If you do not suck a dick, you can try again tomorrow.

Each time you suck a dick successfully, there is a 20% chance it blows its load in your face, which gives you a -10% chance to suck dicks. You may remove this chance by spending a day wiping it off.

You may attempt to suck two dicks at once. This reduces your chance to successfully suck each dick to 20%, and increases the chance they blow their loads by 40%.

When you reach 5 dicks sucked, you enter Bukkake mode. While in Bukkake mode, you gain +20% chance to suck dick, but each dick is 10% less likely to blow its load. Dicks that blow their load on your face while you are in Bukkake mode give you a permanent +5% chance to suck more than 1 dick at a time.

At 8 dicks, you must vote for Guild.

The Master Dickpire turns one player into a Dickpire per day. Dickpires gain +30% to all checks involving dicks and dental plans.

*Theme of Batman dying*

At 9 dicks, you must announce "DICKFORE!" If another player announces DICKFORE before you do, you are sent back to Park Place.

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FAQ:

Q: cock goes where?A: you may attempt to suck a dick with your hand. This gives you only a 10% chance to suck a dick, but prevents the dick from blowing its load on your face.