In a brilliant segue using only STDs, Pamela Anderson and her Hepatitis C is going toWHAT THE HELL?! Starpulse reports:

Pamela Anderson is set to make one lucky fan’s dreams come true – she’s offering to film a bedroom scene with a complete stranger for a new contest. The former “Baywatch” beauty, who hit the headlines in the 1990s after filming a sex tape with her then-husband Tommy Lee, has agreed to be filmed frolicking in bed with the winner of phone firm Nokia’s latest competition. The short movie, called “The Commuter,” is to be shot in high definition on the company’s N8 mobile handset and premiered in London next month. Another cameo role opposite “Gossip Girl” actor Ed Westwick, to be shot in an elevator, is up for grabs in the contest. John Nichols, head of marketing at Nokia UK, explains, “We wanted to create something very special for the launch of the Nokia N8 that showcases the Hollywood quality of its camera.”

Pamela Anderson’s sex tape with Tommy Lee is the Citizen Kane of all sex tapes, so whoever wins this contest better stick his dick in some gamma radiation and have Pamela Anderson call his mom a whore. Because to reiterate, Tommy Lee’s cock punctured her lungs on a boat on camera once. Unless this dude has a unicorn’s horn with a condom on it strapped between his legs, he might want to rethink this.