So the Little League World Series gets started and Japan trots out a 6-0, 200lb. stud pitcher Kotaro Kiyomiya who told Chris McHendry before the game against Curacao that he hit 60 home runs in 50 games this year. Oh, and he throws 80 mph from the Little League mound which is equivalent to 104 mph. Kotaro’s first inning line: 11 pitches, 3Ks.

Cue the Steinbrenners and John Henry. This bro is a pure must-have.

The game is currently on ESPN. Go watch.

*Note his command of the English language. Even better than the Fat Toad in his prime with the Yankees.