About Me

MOM #1

I'm big, sparkly, loud and a tad bit over-the-top. I watch too much TV and listen to my music way too loud. I am not a writer, so don’t expect excellence. I am not deep, so don’t expect anything altogether too profound. I'm actually quite shallow, but I do have the occasional spark of brilliance; I’ll be sure to post those in bold print, you won’t want to miss them. Enjoy!

But today, for the first time due to incredible pressure from my so-called family, I will admit out loud where all the world can hear,see, whatever; now all the world will know.

The rumors are true. Yes, I hurt my back kicking butt during the hula hoop challenge on Wii Fit.

Well, now that I am thoroughly humiliated, I do have one thing to add. Even with all my pain I set a new record that still stands! Yes! It's OK to play injured, I mean, that's what got Tiger Woods the green blazer, right?

By the way, I'm still flat on my back, of no good use to anything or anyone, but I'm proud to say that it was all for a good cause. Now that kid knows who's the most pathetic boss!