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Setting The Bar High

Yes, you're seeing it right! It's the very first Woot Tools & Garden Woot-Off Event! AREN'T YOU MORE EXCITED THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN YOUR LIFE????????? Stick around and enjoy the wonderful deals, the thrilling selection, and the wit that's as sharp as a somewhat-dulled rapier.

And remember: this is the only time in history you won't be able to say "That wasn't as good as the last Tools & Garden Woot Off!" So enjoy your time off, naysayers! You've earned it. You've earned it.

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