So, as many of us now know, the Texas Rangers have some absurd hot dog that costs close to $30. It's a testament to the American spirit and Texas in particular. The bigger the better. It's also perfect "human interest" fodder for visiting team crews to discuss when they roll in to town.

So, here is the Diamondbacks crew, including the perhaps-not-so-psychic Mark Grace discussing the two gentlemen trying to stuff their faces on Thursday evening. Highlights include one guy wearing super short cutoff jean shorts and Grace's disgusted reaction and the other guy flipping someone the bird. America's pastime never looked so American.