How to Steal an Election: Obamney 2012

The Constitution of the United States is the supreme document of the land, therefore one could consider the Constitution to be the Bible of the American Citizen. The Vote, suffrage, the Right of every American Citizen to exercise his or her Power to make their voice heard, to directly impact the direction of the Nation. The Vote is sacrosanct; it is the epitome of the American Experience and is held Sacred in the minds and hearts of those who cherish freedom.

How do you steal an election in America? Distraction, Distraction, Distraction. How much dirt can they toss into the air, how murky can they roil the waters, and the ‘ole classic Bait and Switch. Con Men operate our electoral system with the Mainstream Media running interference.

How can you tell if your election has been rigged?

The Election results do not make logical sense. Generally, one can gauge the outcome of an election based upon trends in the polls over the span of the election cycle. Recently there have been a spate of polls that made absolutely no sense whatsoever. The polls consistently displayed a dead heat while concurrently; other polls were showing different results. As the two sets of polls divergence increased, people actually started to ask questions. The anomaly was caused by oversampling of democratic voters. The frightening aspect of this consistent and stubborn act by the Mainstream Outlets, at least to me, is the construction of a narrative.

A close election within contestable margins. If the election results lean overwhelmingly for either candidate then all the subterfuge in the world cannot change the outcome. When unbiased polling occurs and the results are 50-45 and 51-45 from multiple polling organizations over a sustained period of time…then these polls are accurate. They have been tested by Truth and Time and have proved to be accurate. My apprehension over the fixed polls stems from the creation of a narrative of a dead heat election for historical purposes.

Hypothetical Example: The polls continue to trend for Romney as they are and the Electoral College Algorithm proves accurate yet the Election results end in a dead heat or an outright Obama win. There is already historical data that can be referenced to “Prove” the Narrative true. It does not matter that logic and memory serve you well, as the collective masses easily forget historical truth. The accurate polls get the “Birther” Treatment, people back off referencing them and the Narrative becomes Truth. History has been changed and the Election is remembered as a Fair and Enlightened election. Only racists, conspiracy theorists, and terrorists would ever claim it was “stolen.”

The results are delayed due to numerous legal contests. Everyone remembers the chaos of Election 2000. Lawyers, hanging-chads, talking heads, and the incessant inundation of crap, crap and crap, Ad infintum! It became OK to make fun of Jews, as long as they lived in Florida. Liberals and Conservatives were trading blows and making insane threats as lawyers muddied the waters with targeted lawsuits and challenges and recount after recount after infinite recount…I would have been ecstatic if the Supreme Court would have just let the office sit empty for a term, imagine how vastly different the world would be today.

Threats of violence and acts of violence mar the electoral process. The equivalent of the schoolyard bully intimidating your lunch money out of you. While there are always going to be loonies in the parade, it is the organized violence that is key. When there is a massive and wholly ignored threat within society who openly threaten or perform riots, mass violence, and assassination attempts if “The Other Guy” wins. This is known as voter intimidation en masse. Fear of Force simply keeps people from going to the polls.

Bloat the Vote

The importance of this aspect of vote fraud is to increase the number of votes for your particular candidate while nullifying the votes of the other guy. Early Voting is the first of these tactics, where the polls “open” weeks ahead of the election and ballots are accepted for count on Election Day. This particular tool of the Tyrant opens the system up to other types of Election Fraud, such as the famous Multiple Vote scenarios. Multiple voting is fairly self-explanatory. A voter votes multiple times for their candidate, thus slightly increasing the odds that their candidate might win. In small numbers there is little effect, however, with basic knowledge of mathematics one can already see that in large numbers this has a very real effect.

Other ways to Bloat the Vote involve the Illegal Vote where campaign operatives encourage non-citizens to vote and to vote often. This same tactic is used on the homeless and other unregistered voters, where the campaign will load up a van full of homeless people with the promise of money, and drive them from precinct to precinct while they vote and vote and vote some more.

One cannot ignore those dastardly Voter Registration Drives in which ACORN and other Election Fraud Management Organizations register thousands of imaginary people in order to get names on the voter roles. All those extra voters help enable the age-old election traditon of Ballot Box Stuffing and it’s Brand New baby brother, Electronic Ballot Stuffing. After all, no election would be legitimate if the ballots of The Dead were not counted.