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Friday, October 3, 2008

It's been a while since I took a look at my Stat Counter to see the keywords that have brought you people to my blog. I looked today. I'm sorry I did.

Photos of smurf bedroom themeReasons why 4 year olds should never be allowed to redecorate

Woman that smell like feetAre there guys out there looking for women who smell like feet? Perhaps someone is trying to find a cure for women who smell like feet? Are there women who smell like feet? Who are they and why do they smell like feet? And most importantly, why on earth did this lead them to my blog???

Why do my legs shake when I put my weight on the ball of my foot?How much do you weigh?

I love to watch sky when it’s blueUmm thanks for letting me know?

Sick of repeating myselfI’m sorry. What did you say?

When should my daughter shave her legs?When she starts looking like this…

I have to run eronsMake sure to stop by Borders and pick up a dictionary while you're out.

Ripe blue barry’sMaybe you can borrow that above guy's dictionary.

indiana buro of motor vehicles licens platesUmm, yeah, that dictionary's going to get a lot of mileage.

Clear gelly substance in baby buttFirst, get in line to borrow the dictionary. Then, make sure you change your baby's diaper before it explodes, leaving gel particles all over his butt.

Boys who like wearing their sisters panties and skirtsWell that answers that question.

Secret # 6; it?s every girls dream to have a guy call her at 3 in the morning just to say I love youOh yeah? Well, here’s secret #7 – If you call a mom at 3 in the morning she will 1. Freak out that something bad has happened and 2. Chew you out for cutting into her precious sleep time just to tell her something stupid like “I love you”.How often do bats pee or poopAgain with the bat poop?

Smacking noises eatingThings that make me want to do bodily harm to Joe.

And if you left me a comment on a post over at my REVIEW BLOG, please check back to see if you won. I have a few unclaimed prizes.

Oh my gosh...every time I read these I cry laughing! I can't imagine anyone searching for anything such as "women that smell like feet" but I guess there's someone for everyone out there :) You should just post these monthly...they are too funny not to share! Love it!

OMG Dawn, those are too funny! I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself, I had to google "do bats pee or poop?" and the 3rd and 4th hits were "Because I said so!" Thank you so much for the best laugh I have had all week. I could tell you about my week, but for sure it wouldn't be as funny as yours. I just came back to your blog after somehow getting dropped from your email list and I reaized how much I had missed it. It was like coming home reading the last few day's worth. I always go away feeling uplifted by your wonderful sense of humor and delicious writing style. Keep up the great work!

Dawn, please make a point to post these monthly at least. They are soooo funny.

About the guy with the cross chest hairs... Am I the only one that can see this?? That is clearly a shadow. There must be a church just behind the photographer and the sun is shining just right to put the cross on his chest. And he is holding water skis, that is why he is not wearing a shirt.

These so outstrip every one I've ever had... but you need to figure out what the fascination is with you and bat excretion. That one's a little worrisome. Ok, that and any mom who makes boys dress like girls, but that was a given, right?

I guess it takes all kinds, but really? This brings to mind... "they walk among us." I had some creepy google searcher for "duct tape, babies time out." EEEEK! Somebody let me know there was a funny picture circling; maybe they were looking for that, but even so, still creeped me out. Some people's Parents, huh?? Blessings, Whitney

Dawn, I started reading your blog after the ebay incident and have thoroughly enjoyed it. I am the mom of 4 boys and I love reading about your life. I have a question for the SSO: We do a lot of camping also. We camp in a trailer. Most of the campgrounds we have checked out (we live in CO) have a 6 person max policy. 1) Do you camp in a trailer? If so, can you tell us about it. 2) Do you have to get 2 campsites or do they allow all 8 of you on 1 campsite. Thanks!

Ok, you're probably shaking your head at how many people ask this question, but how do you know what search words people use to find your blog?BTW, love the new setup, but it took me a while to figure out that I had to scroll down if I clicked on a link in order to see it.

I love when you do this. I just recently started my own blog, and I blatantly stole this idea, but I gave you credit! Hope you don't mind! I love your blog, you are a great mom.Thanks!Tiffaniwww.stillseekingsanity.blogspot.com