For example, the blue whale has an ENORMOUS dong, but its testicles only hold 7 gallons apiece. If a human's testicles were the same size relative to their penis, their testes would be the size of a pea.

Also, a porcupine has a barbed penis, similar to a cat. And earwigs have two penises, so that one can detach if it gets frightened and needs to escape.

EDIT: Had to emphasize the size comparison because, yes, I know 14 gallons seems like a large amount, but size is relative, people. Also, yes, totally know about duck dongs and diddles. They're corkscrew-shaped, and it's pretty weird.

Guac is the best food in the entire world, if done properly. As long as they have plenty of lime juice and a freezerfridge, they will be fine.

The only way they could really prevent the guacamole from going bad is to mix it up, then dish out little plastic cups of that green goodness, so people can put it on themselves. That way, it won't sit in a preheated taco for hours.

Oh it is! Alton Brown pits four chefs against each other, and they have to prepare the meals he tells them to. Each contestant starts with 25,000 bucks. They have to get all of their ingredients for each round within 60 seconds, and then, (this is the interesting part) Alton brings out different things to bid on, like a camp stove that takes forever to heat and doesn't get hot. Whoever "wins" the camp stove, for example, gets to give whomever they want that stove, and that chef has to cook the entire meal on that tiny stove. They have to pay out of the 25 grand that they receive at the beginning. It's good to try and save money and not bid, but then again, everyone else is going to try and screw you over and give you the shit items.

During a French Toast round, tne auction gave a person some bread crusts and burned toast, and that person was able to give one opponent the bread crusts, and the other opponent the burned toast.

A celebrity judge comes on, not knowing what kind of fuckups were occurring during the cooking, and they have to judge the meals. Whichever person did the worst that round is eliminated. It's a pretty great show.

EDIT: Since two people have called me out on this, Alton Brown is indeed an evil, beautiful bastard.

Seriously. The Coen Brothers made a fucking masterpiece here, not only from the quality of the movie, but from the RIDICULOUS attention to making a true adaptation of The Oddyssey. There are so many teeny tiny references and representations jam-packed in there, you can't possibly catch them all from just one sitting. Even now, I'm finding new references, and I've seen it countless times.

For example, just the other day, it came on AMC. During the scene with the cows and a certain eccentric driver, my fiance said, "Hey, I realize why this scene is in the movie. The cows are supposed to be Apollo's sacred herd that Odysseus' men ate."

I flipped my shit for the next ten minutes. Which also led to my fiance exclaiming, "The cows resemble the cows!" lolwut

We'd rather you just treat us normally. And girls really don't have it made in video games. Most gamer ladies have to deal with non-stop demands of pics, and are generally lumped into one of three categories: fat, ugly, or slutty. I don't have that problem, mainly because I only play games with people I've already been friends with, and I don't play any MMOs.

And finally, if I'm on your team, I expect you to have my back, just as I'll be expected to have yours. If you fuck up royally, yeah, you fuck up royally, but it IS okay, because you did try your best. And if someone thinks it's okay to give ANYONE serious shit because something went wrong, then that someone is fucked up. It's A GAME.

Okay, I'm done ranting. Back to the Border Lands for me.

TL;DR: LET'S JUST PLAY THE GAME AND GET ALONG AND BE NICE TO EACH OTHER

EDIT: This is in no way a "girl power" rant. I am the kind of person who disapproves of rudeness and unfairness, be it from a girl or guy. I know that there may be some truth to jooes's story, but I also know that one perspective is usually not enough to determine the total truth. Trying to provide a little insight on just what occurs from a gamer girl's perspective.