Thanks English Major, but I'm still sticking with queue, as in watch Dallas line up the losses for their annual end-of-season collapse. Word.

Sorry bro, that would still be incorrect as the thread title would then imply that its readers would be the ones doing the queuing - meaning that they would be physically lining the Cowboys up for said losing (or "callapse" if you prefer). Since that is not the case, cue remains the only acceptable option, and is most consistent with what we can reasonably infer to be the author's original intent .