It’s going to be a [not-so] Interesting Summer…

The second episode of the third installment of the Jersey Shore continued with the near brawl between all of the girls in the house. Last episode the self proclaimed “Walking Holiday” got in a beef with the “sweetheart” of the house, Sammie. The girls were pulled off of each other by security. The fight created a divide in the house.

“It was like me against the three f*ckin’ trashbags in the house.” proclaims Sammi, who has ruined her friendship with nearly everyone else in the house, short of her boyfriend Ronnie. If you remember, last season Snooks and JWOWW tried to be a “good friend” by writing the letter to warn Sammi of her bamboozling boyfriend.

The night ended with more endless alcohol consumption, because the girls just want to have a good time. I guess “girls just wanna have fun”?

Which is a perfect segue to the roommate’s first night out on the club. The cast all spent a ridiculous amount of time preparing for their night out. Vinny decided to break the divide by inviting Ronnie and Sam out. “This is the first night that we’re going out to a club.. f*ckin’ Rom & Sam are coming out, SHOCKER.. shocker. So what are they gonna do? They’re gonna look at each others eyes and say “I love you, baby,” all night? We’re in f*ckin’ Seaside, bitch – let’s go to f*ckin’ Karma.” Replied Snooki when she found out they were coming out.

The most interesting thing that happened at Karma, besides the drinking and fist pumping, was Vinny’s new stalker. The woman, who they referred to as a “grenade”, would not stop following Vinny everywhere he went in the club. Vinny described her as MORE than a stalker, saying “Oh my god… this girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.”

The following morning, the secluded couple decided to take the Caddy for a spin to spend the day out. The other house-mates were pretty annoyed they left with taking the whip out without notifying them where they were going or when they’d be back. They all loaded up into the Escalade for a day of GTL.

Ronnie and Sam’s day consisted of going to church, awkward silence in the car, walking the boardwalk, and awkward silence while eating dinner out. Speaking of dinner, it was the traditional Sunday dinner back at the house- no

one misses Sunday dinner. Guess who didn’t show up? Yep, you guessed it. Sammi even said that she could care less about the traditional “family” Sunday dinner.

Don’t worry, the cast of the “Jersey Shore” works for their partying lifestyle. Just like in the first season, they’re back at working at the boardwalk t-shirt store called “The Shore Store”.

What did you think of this episode? Good or bad? Are you getting tired of Sammi and Ronnie?

Tune into the new episode at a SPECIAL TIME this week, Monday at 9/8c on MTV.