May 12, 2004

You thought maybe you didn't HAVE a vagina?

Maybe this “random week” theme is for the best. It gave me a good opportunity to post a review of a book that taught me that only horses and humans have hymens, that even men have tiny, withered “male vaginas” stuck to the edges of their bladders, and that the word “sex” derives from the Latin for “to cut off” because vaginas can seem to eat penises.

Munch munch. I really like images of active vaginas. The whole “sheath” thing is so boring. Give me the vagina dentata, the cunt that can open bottle tops, and this whole sex-as-eating thing! Hooray!