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Michael Bay announced today that Megan Fox, best known for kissing actual talented actress Amanda Seyfried on the mouth in Jennifer's Body, has joined the cast of the upcoming abomination reimagining of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. While he didn't specify the role, it's widely presumed that she'll be playing April O'Neil, thus ruining another toy franchise for all time.

In related news, the Vatican announced that God is dead. While the exact cause is unknown, it's believed that He was killed in a cascade of explosions after reacting to the news of Fox's casting.

When asked to express his feelings about being responsible for God's death, Bay showed a clip taken from from his 2005 movie The Island but with angels crudely CGIed over some cars. When confronted with the reuse of the clip, Bay responded "Come on, man, God's dead. I was really upset."

Michael Bay announced today that Megan Fox, best known for kissing actual talented actress Amanda Seyfried on the mouth in Jennifer's Body, has joined the cast of the upcoming abomination reimagining of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. While he didn't specify the role, it's widely presumed that she'll be playing April O'Neil, thus ruining another toy franchise for all time.

In related news, the Vatican announced that God is dead. While the exact cause is unknown, it's believed that He was killed in a cascade of explosions after reacting to the news of Fox's casting.

When asked to express his feelings about being responsible for God's death, Bay showed a clip taken from from his 2005 movie The Island but with angels crudely CGIed over some cars. When confronted with the reuse of the clip, Bay responded "Come on, man, God's dead. I was really upset."

DANG!

You know you're a crummy actress when the highlight of your career is meeting Johnny Football.

"I have my heroes, but no one knows their names"- Sons of the Desert

Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."

DANG!

GLX wrote:Totally. It's not like she made millions from popular, yet crummy films.

You mock the awesomeness of Johnny Football?

"I have my heroes, but no one knows their names"- Sons of the Desert

Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."

Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."

Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."