Here is a little story about a person who
was trying to SMOKE some crack and he got a little carried away.

So, I hear that you are interested in my services, you want
to buy some, should we say, CRACK! I think I have the best crack there is
to offer, come join me in my office.

You are getting very sleepy.

What the hell does that have to do with anything? I thought
we were trying to sell some crack.

Ahh but this is the best crack, and to enjoy it the most you
need to be very sleepy.

I am talking really damn sleepy here not just any kind of
sleepy; you are getting so sleepy that when you stand up on that God-forsaken
scale that you have to see how much you weigh, it says that you are 5 pounds
overweight.

That sleepy huh?

Yes. That sleepy.

Are you getting sleepy yet?

By the way don't try Tucks Medicated Pads, they don't seem
to be helping my hemerroids.

Im sorry, I got something stuck here in my nose. It is impeding
my ability to hear you. I guess I am getting sleepy. So are we going to
sell some crack or what?

Yes, here is your Crack, I think you will find that this is
the best crack that you will ever have smoked. May it serve you well in
life.

Johnny then went home and tried his new crack, little did
he know that it was not crack at all but really, FAKE CRACK!!!!!!

When he found out, he decided that he would take that bad
dude down for selling him some tripped out FAKE crack.

Look punk, you sold me some fake crack and now I got you,
you better get down on your knees and hand over the real Crack.

Uhh but I, Uhh never really had the Crack. It was all a setup,
the Crack, the Getting Sleepy Crap, Even the Hemmeroides, you didn't really
think I had Hemmeroides did you?

Oh ok well if it was just a setup then I guess you can
go. Hey that was pretty cool, I almost killed you over Fake Crack, Immagine
that! Whatever.

You Guys watching can take off now, I am not going to shoot
him, but if you don't start running I might shoot you!

So the next day at the office the fake crack dealer came back
to work as usual but this time, There will be no more crack dealing, we
will stick to the safe stuff were no one can get hurt. Gang-sta Businessman
Homey Deathmetal Rap Writing.

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