Having just returned to my castle after visiting a Lady friend I recieved a text message.

It states:

"I can't walk at all. I'm aching... "

Now putting aside that I feel like a legend when they say that and I feel the need to share it and lets look at the genuine issue here.

Does she really expect some kind of sympathy? Does she think I care whether she has to use a shop Mobility scooter to get about the house?

Or does she realise that it was my intention to inflict pain as I really don't like her at all but just wanted to empty my spuds and that by telling me this I might be tempted to go and do the same thing again tomorrow rather than next week?

In Short:

Do women know that we're trying to damage them?
Have we been bubbled by some sh1t Girly teen magazine?
Do we need a new plan?

Did you hide her zimmer frame outside and leave in a pool of urine? that will be why she is in pain and cant walk You must have pumped her when she was still dry, her muff will be red raw your a sad sad man I hope you left her pension money alone that would be going just too far

Shes just telling you your doing your job properly, You know you've really fcuked a bird when she walks funny afterwards, or cant walk at all.
Oh and if you leave her bleeding from the arrse your doing a top notch job!