[22:15:35] <Waterfire> Oh, it's not 173.
[22:15:44] <Waterfire> 173 looks like a banana
[22:16:01] <gumbal1> 173 looks like that one work that one Japanese guy did
[22:16:22] <Balthazaar> hat sort of fucked up bananas have you been eating, Waterfire?
[22:16:37] <Waterfire> XD
[22:16:57] <Waterfire> DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BANANAS

21:18 Reject i am chuckling hardcore right now
21:18 Waterfire My bananas are large and firm!
21:18 Waterfire …did i really just type that…
21:19 gumbal1 They grow soft after so short a time, though
21:19 ProcyonLotor well, waterfire's is always soft
21:19 ProcyonLotor can't be any other way
21:19 Waterfire I WILL BAN YOU ALL
21:21 Waterfire And for the record, my bananas are high quality and sweet to suck on.
21:22 ProcyonLotor because they're so small and nonthreatening they fit in every mouth
21:22 ProcyonLotor was kicked by Waterfire (DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BANANAS)
21:22 Waterfire >:(
21:22 Randomini aw shit
21:23 Waterfire …
21:23 Waterfire Did I kill him?
21:23 ProcyonLotor joined #[REDACTED]
21:23 ProcyonLotor awww, I'm sorry your sensitive about it
21:23 ProcyonLotor but it happens to a lot of guys :p
21:23 Waterfire BANS
21:23 Waterfire BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
21:23 Randomini does the evading wrath dance

So we're discussing our new canon, and Eskobar joins the channel. Intending to fill him in, Roget copy-pastes all of our logs from the past hour into the chat. I deleted most of the actual logs (they're sekrit), but here are our comments from during the ordeal. With timestamps, of course.

In the ellipses are, just, an absurd amount of lines that I omitted. He's posting non-stop the entire time, to give an idea.

17:52 monetize wait
17:52 monetize this site really has to do with scp?
17:53 monetize like the cp over ssl?
17:53 ProcyonLotor oh yeah
17:53 ProcyonLotor we get off on Secure Copy
17:53 ProcyonLotor not like
17:53 ProcyonLotor the whole creative writing thing
17:53 ProcyonLotor that this site is entirely based around
17:53 ProcyonLotor and is presumably how you found the chat
17:54 Vivax Monetize: We are the SCP-Foundation chatroom.
17:54 Vivax Monetize: The SCP-Foundation is fictional.
17:54 tahunu We talk about whatever we feel like. Which is very, very, /very/ occasionally SCPs
17:54 Smapti ProcyonLotor, there's a website? I was just typing "#site01, #site02", etc. into random IRC servers in the hopes of finding a Naruto chat.
17:54 ProcyonLotor Smapti: wait, this isn't a naruto chat?
17:55 ProcyonLotor FUCKL
17:55 Jabonicus I thought this was battle pugs
17:55 Smapti ProcyonLotor; I'm not sure. I don't actually know what Naruto is.
17:55 Jabonicus I've been lied to.
17:55 Smapti That's why I was looking for a chatroom about it.
17:55 Randomini wait this isn't the chat for hellsing ultimate
17:55 ProcyonLotor Smapti: neither did I, but i was really excited because I though I would find out
17:55 Randomini why the fuck am I even in here

ihp What is it with you and whales?
CryogenChaos But thank you for helping me hash things out (or at least not complaining at my wall of text), TwistedGears
TwistedGears
CryogenChaos ihp: Djoric's got a…thing for whales
Djoric ihp: Whales are cool animals.
ihp Are you sure you're not a ceteaphile?
ihp There's no shame in it. A lot of people are.
CryogenChaos He's got a whale fursona
ihp I /knew/ it.
CryogenChaos Also damn it Djoric, why couldn't you have made me your secret Santa
CryogenChaos I would have made you a whale fursona
Djoric they eat krill and don't afraid of anything
Djoric Yes
Djoric Whales do not have fur
ihp …does Djoric even have a secret santa this year?
CryogenChaos Not that he knows about
Vince I already told Djoric I was giving him a gift for christmas
CryogenChaos Fine, a fishsona
ihp Whales are mammals
Djoric Whales are not fish
CryogenChaos IT'S AN ALL ENCOMPASSING TERM JEEZ
CryogenChaos I mean, what, you think someone with a komodo dragon persona would call it a scalesona?
ihp Fursona means any anthropomorphic animal character created specifically created to represent yourself.
ihp I have one that's a saber-toothed tiger, for instance.
ihp Which I shan't say any more about because, in my own words, "Keep your fetishes to yourself, Ihp"
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ihp Aaaand I killed the box talking about furries. That's, what, the 4th time this week?
Djoric retrieves box's cortical stack
Djoric resleeves
ihp >.>
Djoric Rogbox is now a robotic dragonfly from the Martian outback
Vince No, djoric has a healthy respect and fear. IIRC, Djoric's view of the greatest evil in the Foundationverse is that of a gigantic whale
Vince *gigantic demonic whale
rumetzen I have started reading Peter David's X-Factor run
rumetzen I really like it so far
Djoric Vince has the right of it
Vince ia ia Willy fhtagn!
ihp Are you suuuure you're not a Cetaphile, Djoric? We won't judge you if you are.
ihp Well, maybe Scantron will, but he's a hypocrite anyway.
Djoric ihp here's the thing
Djoric a whale is not a book
Djoric books are superior
Scantron I would not judg ehim
ihp …do you make out with books, Djoric? Like, instead of fanatsizing about having sex with Hermione Granger, you want to have sex with the Harry Potter series?
Djoric No
CryogenChaos …I might be now, ihp
CryogenChaos Damn you
Vince he wants to make love to the book. big difference
Scantron for one, the harry potter series is "2/10 would not bang" material for him
Djoric Why would I put my books in a position where moisture would mess up the pages
ihp Condoms, Djoric. Condoms.
Djoric WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK WOULD DO THAT
Scantron Djoric: i'm skeptical that you can reach climax
ihp I need to log this.
CryogenChaos I would
CryogenChaos I have sex with books
CryogenChaos It's a cry for help

11:04 Magnolia I'm cool with humans who want to stay human
11:04 Magnolia if they want to be human and do human things in their human societies that's cool
11:04 Randomini NOT ON MY TAX DOLLAR
11:04 Randomini FILTHY GAMETES