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It’s All About The Dads, Cialis Commercial Breakdown

So were starting off with this couple at dinner, all is well, and BAM she does something unexpected and you get a MASSIVE hard on, or do you? Cialis slides through in a baby blue ferrari. They somehow made it through the whole dinner without busting it wide open on the table but suddenly, she did that one thing and it’s on like Donkey Kong.

Timeline Breakdown

0-4 seconds: She eats some cake, really basic stuff.

5-7 seconds: He gets SO FUCKING TURNED ON BY THIS.

7-9 seconds: You eat the cake, no you eat it, because even if I can’t get hard at least you got the cake.

9 second mark: Cue other race couple, similar age, because erections happen (or don’t) to everyone. “Nowww I can relate”

9-18 second mark: Look at her hopping around and trying to put on her shoe LETS HAVE SEX. It’s like manage your fucking time better.

18-28 Seconds: That’s all the foreplay you need baby. Whatever she was in a rush for can wait, it’s clobbering time.

29-36 seconds: That’s just beautiful.

37 second mark: Back to the news chief from spider man( The original one, not the new one with whoever that not Toby Maguire guy is), and the guy who tells you facts about insurance. We are farmers, bum ba yeah you get it.

37-47 seconds: Oh yeah let’s take this party to another room and HOLD THE PHONE GAMECHANGER SHE GRABS HER PURSE they’re going to go do it in the neighbors yard like teenagers, I just know it. Funnier option is he’s just going to get road head, but whatever.

47-55 Seconds: Back to the clip of these lovebirds laughing and smiling about eating cake for seven seconds.

55 – Fin: In comes the horribly unrealistic silhouette scenario of two people in separate bathtubs outside. Like that is not a resort that is street art. Those were left there in an act of littering and they chose to sit in them that is disgusting come on it doesn’t even make sense. Also how much water is spilled when you decide it’s go time and you have to make a transition to the other tub it is impossible to get out of those things without falling, is there even water in those? It looks like a fear factor challenge.

And of course, the entire commercial has a banner over it talking about their ad in Golf Digest, because that’s obvious.