Monsoon Rain would be an understatement. The camera shots look like Sealab 2000 underwater shots. The poor sideline TV gal is TOTALLY drenched...looking like a wedding cake someone dropped a swimming pool on. The football is like a bar of soap...squirting this way and that way out of every other play. The Ducks have obviously practiced 'chase the wet ball' on the Slip-n-Slide while being waterboarded with a firehose...Cal not so much.

But the players on the field at Autzen Field wearing green...they gotta LOVE the rain. At the half it's 41 / 3...Ducks. Ouch.

It's fun when your team, that's traditionally sucked last teat, is kickin' butt and takin' names. In the time it took me to write this... It's now 55 /3! What...does the team get a couple of extra virgin sacrifices for every TD they get past the 'total humiliation' point?