zaterdag 28 februari 2015

Pick 'n' Sniff with Jerome Bobert

"I LIKE TO THINK I'M TAKING the profession of 'dolly-doctor' a great leap foreword," said Bobert enthusiastically during our short encounter. "Those good learned men and woman certainly know how to repair a doll, and many have great skill. But I adhere to the old adage, 'prevention is better than a cure'. That's why I've devoted myself to dolly gynaecology."

Bobert is pictured below preparing to preform a short exploration of Barbie's fallopian tubes.

vrijdag 13 februari 2015

Pammy Penadora, the Polyester Primrose

"I WAS LISTENING TO THERADIO one afternoon," Pammy began, "and there was this song on it I really liked. I'm not sure the song liked me much, though - after a few minutes it stopped. I can only suppose it somehow knew I was listening in."