HAHAHA.... Omg.... The MFS shoots ping pong balls from its crotch! I counldn't stop laughing when I saw that.... Does the other side deploy brown landmines? Great job warhead, I never know where your battles takes us next....

Thanks RoC, glad you liked it. Interestingly I never know what's going to happen either. I get my ideas from the players orders and try to take their lead most of the time while sneaking in a mischievous "you'll get what you asked for but not what you intended" sort of idea from time to time.

The Silva' Sig has a brilliant idea and leads the remains of the DSM faction out of the ruins of the base.

With a semi-Heroic effort they reinact the raising of the American flag over the war torn island if Iwo Jima by using a MFS's Hoes' Glitter Ball and Dancing Pole. Martial music blares in the hearts of every living DSM in every galaxy. Filled with a burning warriors pride and an unsettling desire to gyrate naked there is only one thing they can do...

...And that's dance to Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

Just look at them go! Dance you robotic mad men.

Of course the power of all this pent up emotion and Technomancy spills out effecting the mechanisms of the Mecha Hoe. She can't help but dance too, she's hot!..

she's on fire! It's all too much for her circuits causing a catastrophic overload. The Mecha Hoe begins to burn. MFS is trapped inside, is THIS the end?!?

But before the Titty Fucker 1 can leave for deep space (DSM can do it and so can MFS, so up yours) Manly Fuckin' Santa can be heard to exclaim...

"Eat shit and die you sacks of shit, hasta-la-vista baby!"

Which may have been misquoted slightly from Clement Clarke Moore's Twas the night before Saturnalia Poem but I'm sure it's what he originally meant to say anyway.

MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA HAS LEFT THE BUILDING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

The burning Mech Hoe collapses disrupting Blitzen and Arkbrik.

Seeing that his Job is done and that immanent destruction is assured, BoB decides to bug the hell out and activates his Ketchup JohnnyTM Rocket Pack! Much to the startled surprise of his followers, who do not have such a device (cause I just thought it up), but likely most will have from this day forth.

He gives the remaining survivors a cheeky wave...

before blasting off out of harms way. He then activates his instaporter do-hicky-ma-BoB and vanishes with a flash of light and a crack of displaced air.

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Making his shot count the UDSM takes out Trike Boy with a nasty headshot.

With nobody in range he then stands with his weapons raised in salute. An eerie Azure glow begins to emanate from his undead body.

It's POWER UP time! Having survived to the end and having killed many of the warm blooded infidel the last UDSM becomes a Minor Hero, with a couple of truly amazing Trans Neon Green Chainsaws. But what now, the games about to end, what's the point? What's left to do?

TELEPORTING! Yet another players faction disobeys a direct order to fight to the death and takes the cowards way out. Is this just a flimsy excuse to keep the UDSM alive as a team for future battles?.. Who would be so shamefully shallow? Who could bring themselves so low to do such an underhanded thing?..

Not me. This is at the request of another.

SURPRISE! Having monitored the battle raging in orbit the UDSM watched for the right opportunity to act. He materialises on board the Bridge of the Britannian Battlecruiser Boadicea.

You could always read the previous turn too and then you'd know. *sigh* I sometimes think I'm the only one reading any of this. BoB gave the traitor Blue DSM a hotdog-Ina'bun and swayed him back into the Flok of BoB.