I know I've only been here a few months, but since I've been here my fellow redditors have moved me to grow a neckbeard, become an atheist/scientist, watch Carl Sagan's Cosmos, plan to move to Sweden, follow Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter, bash fundies on Facebook, download Steam, hate CoD, never get married, offer GabeN a handjob over email and only trust AlterNet, Daily Kos and Think Progress for my news. And I only listen to Queen now, too.

It's like I can't even relate to most people anymore unless I know they post on reddit. It's like, if they don't, they don't know about how le corporashuns are destroying Amerikkkorp. In fact, my only social interaction anymore comes at reddit meet-ups.

tl;dr WE'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS! UPVOTES TO THE LEFT!