I Still Laugh About It

The postman may always ring twice, but I know a certain UPS man that is glad he didn’t lol. I wasn’t expecting any deliveries and since it was washing day I had no clothes on. (I like to wash everything at once). The doorbell rang and I was expecting someone special to arrive so I yelled, “come on in.” Little did I know it was the UPS man delivering a package. He just stood there for a few moments and then dropped the package off and left.

It gets worse. I decided to take a class at the local community college. The professor preferred that we sit alphabetically by last name. You guessed it!! The UPS man was in the same class and his name started with the same letter as mine. We ended up having to work on several projects together.

It gets even worse. I am minding my own business going to church. One Sunday I look up and there the UPS man was in the pew in front of me. He and his wife decided to join the church. She knows now the whole embarrassing story and surprisingly she still likes me. Oh well speaking of laughing at myself from my earlier post; every time I think about this I laugh hard.

Great story. I'm sure he sees naked women all the time while he's out on his route. A friend of mine used to walk house to house reading gas meters. He had one customer who would sunbath nude behind the house near the meter so he would see her.

Why shouldn't he still like you. You committed no wrong. The human body is beautiful and being naked is natural. Everyone gets naked during the course of the day. It's just people like you and I get naked more than the average person.

Haha. I loved it! Small world huh? But it must have been a relief knowing that you at least got to tell him he got a bonus treat because it was someone else you were expecting? Well... if he truly chose to take your word for it, that is ;)

I'd joined EP a while back but only just recently got to looking around and found this "experience." I posted mine then read something that was clearly fictitional. I thought these stories were supposed to be first hand experiences. Then I read yours - THANK YOU for being real (and honest).

I'm sure the UPS guy has seen many things going up to stranger's homes. I live a little way out of town so I often putter around in the yard naked during warm summer days. Several times I have met the UPS driver and accepted a package while naked. No problem, not mentioned. <br /><br />One day I was naked in my yard and the female Post Office driver came up my driveway with a package that needed a signature. She said nothing about my nudity and delivered the mail. Ever since that day she just leaves a note in my box to come to the post office.

I just love being nude also but the UPS person was a women that caught me sun bathing nude. She just smile and left the package telling me to have a nice day. Every time she comes now she says to me, not sun bathing today? That always make be smile too.

As a former (retired now) delivery man myself, I have a couple of times encountered naked ladies at delivery points. One was embarrassed and darted around the corner to grab a towel, and the other one wasn't phased by it at all. In fact she stood in the door on her front porch and asked to borrow my pen to sign for the package.

Almost happened to me thos morning. Was lounging around in just a t shirt when the bell rang. Got to the door and fortunately realised had nothing on from the waist down. Just had time to nip back and put some shorts on. <br /><br />So i almost know how you feel FG. Xx

My 'Caught Naked' story is very similar. It involved someone I see on at least a weekly basis. You can't help but laugh about it. When you see the other person on a regular basis in other situations you really have no choice but to laugh. Things like this keep life interesting.

DD, I posted my pictures DD but remember I took them down. Of course they weren't naked but having a stalker does not allow me to post things as I would wish. <br /><br />JR, I have posted stories about my OB/GYN. He got his college degree through the military and was a fighter pilot. He has the most miraculous hands and I love the way they feel. He is awesome and always notices the outfits I choose for him. I was in there just recently and I had on my new boots. He noticed them right away and made comment about how the heels were made. I just like him so much. He is a great OB/GYN.

And it gets worse. You found out your OB/GYN is retiring and you've been assigned to a new Dr. You arrive only to find it's the UPS man. He's only been delivering packages as a second source of income to pay off medical school bills.

Well I could imagine that was shocking for both of you but it's funny how those things work out! I mean it wasn't just that he caught you when he was delivering mail but you had to be around him twice more for and once for a lengthy period of time?! Sheesh! Sounds like you have "Daffy Duck Luck" like me! (Ya know when Daffy tells Elmer to Shoot Bugs Bunny now but Elmer shoots Daffy?) ;)

I told the HR specialist that called me I would consider that. I think I would look pretty dayum hot in those shorts this summer. lol<br /><br />HEHE, maybe Fedex should hire me as a HR specialist. lol

I know you have worked hard to have your body and I am happy for you. I have found that women who are not proud of there are the ones who would not think it is funny if someone caught them nude.<br />When are you going to show a picture from the toes up<br />-->^ ...Dew

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