Are you sure about this?

Don't you feel a little weird about this at all? It's weird for me to be on the same bed that you slept in as you grew up. I have to pause for a moment and think about all the things you probably did on this bed, like how many times you rubbed one out in the middle of the night. I don't think there are many girls that would come bang you on such an old and tiny bed as this. You're lucky I want you so bad and am willing to fuck you just about anywhere.