Planet Waves April Fools & Pranks Compilation

In this Russia-themed edition of Planet Waves FM, Eric Francis rounds up the local news, including the new free speech policy adopted by the Board of Education. We meet Kingston’s first Etruscan-American activist, and hear an interview with Hank Hansen, the well-known lawnmower repair man. Eric also pays homage to two well-loved Radio Kingston program hosts who mysteriously vanished last week.
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ASTROLOGY PICTURE OF THE DAY Using the astrologically sensitive deep space telescope on Avachinskaja Sopka, located on the Kamchatka peninsula, Russia, scientists captured this stunning image of the Part of Fortune crossing over the 11th house cusp in front of Read more…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE WASHINGTON, DC //PRNS// — The White House will finally have an actual “adviser.” Eric Francis, horoscope writer for the New York Daily News, the Vashon Loop and Guitar Pedal Aficionado, has been tapped by Donald Trump to serve as the official presidential astrologer. Read more…

Dear Mr. Drumpf, You may not be aware of this, just as you don’t know the components of the nuclear triad; but April Fools’ Day, a.k.a. All Fools’ Day, is a most sacred tradition, dating back to the medieval era Read more…

By Eric Francis Coppolino APRIL 1, 2017 — IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY — You will conquer nations, even continents. In fact, you may eventually branch out to other planets. Yet you must mind your Ps and Qs. Do yourself Read more…

VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis today beatified the late Antonin Scalia, who died Saturday in Texas at age 79. According to Roman Catholic canonical law, a deceased person can be beatified if they have one documented miracle to their credit. Read more…

CINCINNATI (AP) — On a whistle stop during his victory tour here Sunday, Donald Trump said that when he takes office, he will do away with vegetarianism. “It’s un-American,” he said to the cheering crowd. “America is a meat-eating nation. Read more…

This is particularly important in any disease-prevention program. Cleansing the liver of gallstones dramatically improves digestion, which is the basis of your whole health. You can expect your allergies to disappear, too, more with each cleanse you do! Incredibly, it Read more…

The infamous Piacenza Bronzelebar, or Thema Gutsy, which contains the key to the universe, was discovered by the eminent research astrologer and translator Robert Blackschmidt. It is a diagram of a sheep’s liver and contains the key to the universe. Read more…

STOCKHOLM — PlanetWaves.net has received the prestigious Worstie award for the worst website design of the year, it was announced yesterday. Since word of the award went viral, traffic to the site has soared, and Planet Waves, Inc. stock more Read more…