This terrible, terrible product should be thrown directly into the trash.

I have bought SEVERAL of these because they are simple and good looking and -- on day 1, at least -- work well. EACH ONE has fallen apart in less than a month. I have returned them for new ones -- the new ones fall apart too, no matter what. NEVER AGAIN.

I really hope this company goes bankrupt. It's completely disgusting in an age when even honest businesses can't stay afloat that companies like this who make complete junk and charge a premium for it are able to keep going.

I eagerly look forward to reading about Fellowes filing for bankruptcy in the paper.

Meanwhile, how hard can it be to make one of these that doesn't competely fall apart and spew silicone glop everywhere? We can put a man on the moon and do open-heart surgery, for god's sake!