More than a few jilted lovers have called their former partners “a snake.”

Now, thanks to an Australian zoo, for a donation of $1 you can name one of the world’s most venomous snakes after your no good ex. The money goes to the Wild Life Conservation Fund.

“We hope that by providing someone unlucky in love the opportunity to name Wild Life Sydney Zoo’s very own brown snake after their ex, we can give them something else to celebrate on Valentine’s Day this year,” general manager Mark Connolly said.

“We’re also throwing in an annual pass to Wild Life Sydney Zoo, so that you can also visit the snake in Darling Harbour as many times as you want during the next year!”

The competition closes on Thursday.

One of the most deadly snakes in the world, the King Brown Snake, is looking for a name. GETTY IMAGES

VALENTINE’S FUN

What a dick!

An Arizona man has been arrested after a teen girl told cops he sent her explicit texts and photos.

The photos allegedly included a snapshot of his penis adorned with the distinctive tattoo that read: “Fun Size.”

Joshua Hillyard, 28, is accused of sending the lewd photos to the 16-year-old girl he was mentoring through a local outreach program.

Joshua Hillyard, AKA Mr. Fun Size.

Horndog Hillyard allegedly admitted to cops he knew the girl’s age but used the old trope that he thought the age of consent in Arizona was 16. Wrong-o!