Tuesday, September 20, 2016

GF: Dominate me. (Rust map).

Girlfriend: Dominate me.
Me: * picture of Free For All loading on the map Rust *

For those of you that are out of the loop, Rust was a popular map on the first-person shooter game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Because the map was extremely small, it was often used whenever two players wanted to take each other on 1v1. The joke here is that he is so used to playing Call of Duty that he has missed the sexual cue and is now looking to dominate his girlfriend in a 1v1 quickscoping match.