GOOD BYE DARKNESSbye darkness see you tomorrow:)WE dont know whay darkness is leaving but he said that he going FAG clan.are there better dont know..... we think he go wecation , or his wife dont allow no more play et, he dont hawe time to cook, he dont like reefer.

Women and geography:Woman between the ages of 15 to 20 - such as Africa: half discovered, half wild, beautiful and fruitfulWoman between the ages of 21 to 30 - such as the United States of America: the developed and open to trade, especially in advanced and powerful.Woman between the ages of 31 to 35 - such as India: a hot, calm and mature beautiful.Woman between the ages of 36 to 40 - such as France: going down slightly, but still warm and hospitable.Woman between the ages of 41 to 50 - such as Yugoslavia: the battles lost, haunted by past mistakes, is in need of change.Woman between the ages of 51 to 60 - as in Russia: a large and broad, the limits are not controlled, putting off from the harsh conditions.Woman between the ages of 61 to 70 - such as the Mongolia: well know and battle past, present and future of the special.A woman aged 70 + - like Afghanistan: many know where it is located, but no one wants to go there.

Men and geography:Men between the ages of 15 to 70 + - such as Belarus: he is a dick ...

I went to his doctor for. He said that I should drink more of its monitor. Now I am a mirror in front of the line.

Blind date does not fit anywhere. I was once a blind dating. They told me that the girl has some aspects of early America. Yeah, it looked like bison.

Doctors say that the sex you lose 150 calories. I sex arrangements. I even lost over 150 calories, and watch your wallet.

That girl was ugly. When he went to the room, chairs and jumped mice. I mean, ugly! I do it dog show way. His won!

If you marry, you will learn more about a lot of things to. I learned that the man's wardrobe is never flat. It highlights six simple screw and guidelines. Even a child could put it together. I went searching through the whole of the surrounding children. I was not able to put it together.

I will tell you, my wife, it is a serious vegetarian. When I met him, he ate grass lawn in front of the house.

My wife is always something to say. One night I fight dog. My wife said the dog was right. And he said it in front of the dog. Now my dog is no longer in any respect. My wife puts the ball and the dog waiting for me to bring it back.

My wife is a bad cook. After the meal, I do not wash your teeth, I read them over. If you leave the kitchen dootpicks, cockroaches hang end up.

My wife does not have any respect for me. I told him that when I die, I want to get me burned down. My wife is planning to barbacue party.

I discovered a new method of birth control. My wife takes off his make-up.

I will tell you that there is no respect for me. I was drown. scream: Mayday, Mayday!. Lifeguard went along and said, Ok. Brother, to go to, let go!

I will tell you that life is difficult. For years I have had constant ringing ears. We have gone worse. It gives a busy tone.

My dog does not respect me. He constantly scratch the front door. He does not want to go out. He wants me to go out.

My dog has found that we like, therefore, it killed itself.

I looked at their pedigrees, two dogs using it.

When I married, my wife says that I am one of millions. It subsequently emerged that it is true.

Sex life What the hell? It is like a rope drowing Basin.

I had a problem - thus tried group sex . Now I have another problem - I do not know who to thank.

I bought a new 100 the way the book love ;. I finished entirely of links. It was wrong print.

I went massaz salong. There was self servis!

I was tired one night and went to the bar. Barman asked, What are you?; Answered, some noble, or he showed me a picture of my naked wife. I went to another bar, and saw a woman dancing on a table naked, and do not put me in, because I was not the suit.

One night I stopped a taxi and told him to somewhere where there is an "action" in progress. He brought me home!

During sex my wife always wants me to talk about. He once played for me from a hotel.

My back has been a breakdown in the marriage ran. My wife has just left behind lover.

I watched the cars. Found the back of one of my wife's dress.

i happend step in the procedure, when my wife was in bed with the butchers. The first thing my wife said was, Do not you tell milk man !

A second time, late in the evening my wife came to me the exterior nightshirts. The problem was that he came home, not me.

What I do have a child! I speak to him of butterflies and birds, its me and my wife milkman.

My wife crashed car exams out. He did not use the car front seat.

I remember the first time I voted, it was beaten out with me. I used the wrong finger.

I was in my dog's been the sole, which beg Alka Seltzerit.

My friend took the instrument to a bad mouth breth. Now, blowing it onion rings smoking.

Once I got hit by one car. If I end up asked for an outsider, that if I quit car plate mind. I replied: No! But the laughter, although I would always be

Dont scared me Guys i just have smoke my Blunt and read This!!!!hrhrhr!!!Darkness is my Friend and he cant leave ETc cause he is in the ETc Jail for ever its the same like me If Et dies we will die too but not today!!!

Darkie dont leave me or i kick u in your grey Balls mate!!

I LOVE you MATT!!(Trust me Im not Gay my wife would give me a perfect Headshot if i would)Dont be Angry Blackwidow i love you too!

You are getting some sort of sick sexual thrill of this aren't you ?And my balls are... my balls

Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.J. R. R. Tolkien

Me & tigu are friends,,and we always fuck with each other,,only i understand this post the best because me and tigu are insane,and we always joke stupid with each other,,i always talk shit to tigu in server,so dont be mad at him,he reply about me joining fag,because "i" said it first,,of course none is true

Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.J. R. R. Tolkien