Coming on a Bicycle:Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

I knew you would be here at some point. You always show up in threads like these, the one who holds the one and only true definition of the word hero, who will stop at nothing to see that the word is not used in anyway you consider unorthodox.

Coming on a Bicycle:Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

I didn't realize my husband could hear my computer until it go to the you know something's wrong when a pretty little white girl runs into the arms of a black man - the laughter barreled out of the bedroom. This guy is awesome - great job!

lewismarktwo:Imagine if Charles Ramsey did go back to his house and call 911 like we're all told to do. When he called the dispatcher did NOT believe his story. How long would they have taken to eventually get to the house based on his word alone? An hour? Four hours? Even with a frantic woman claiming to be Amanda Berry begging for police to hurry 'before he gets back' they took a really long time to get there according to Ramsey.

The police caught Ariel Castro at the nearby McDonald's. It is entirely possible he was just out to pick up some food and would have returned shortly. He could have easily returned home to find Amanda Berry out of her restraints or whatever and it he could have beat or killed her (or worse) right then before police came by.

So yes, Charles Ramsey is a hero. Stop threadshiatting.

On a side not, there's a whole lot of McDonalds in this story, so I'm guessing this trick wouldn't work in that neighborhood:

Coming on a Bicycle:Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

So just doing the 'right thing' these days makes one a hero? I thought doing something 'heroic' meant doing something truly selfless, not just letting a tortured crime victim use your telephone. If this man were living in a gated community in the suburbs, wearing a suit and tie, and was very 'well spoken,' people wouldn't be bandying the word 'hero' about.

Not trying to be 'word definition hero guy' here.

The true hero is the woman who escaped and ultimately saved the others.

From now on, for the rest of his life (and probably everyone else who has lived near that house) anytime anyone invites him over for a backyard cookout, he's gonna demand a tour of their attic and basement first.

i think... and hear me out on this... that we just found Jules from Pulp Fiction in retirement. close your eyes and listen to the 911 call again. then do the same with the video. it's samuel l jackson.

i guess when he quit working for mr. wallace he went to cleveland. he's downgraded from kahuna burgers to McD's. still kickin' in doors and droppin' f-bombs. some things never change.

Coming on a Bicycle:Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

Hmm. You don't want to "shiat on the parade" but here you are, pants down, ass hanging over the fence with drippy poo coming out.

Dude, I've watched a lot of horror movies in my life. If I see some woman banging on a window screaming for her life, you better believe I'm going to think about it. Last thing I need in my day is Leatherface popping out on me.

Langdon_777:This thread needs a (supposed) pic of the neighbor in question too:

Well, that explains it.

*In South Park Rob Shneider voice*"He used to be a warlord with a harem of thousands of women, but these days ol' Genghis just can't catch a break. He's about to find out that being a warlord in Cleveland isn't as easy as he thought it would be."

Like many of you I involuntarily busted out in laughter towards the end. Which would normally be OK, except the I'm using the laptop in the bedroom with the GF, who was sleeping. I stress the "was" part. Seeing as how she has to wake up at 5:30am CST (just over an hour, now), this means I'll probably be making her an extra nice breakfast in hopes of retaining my testicles.

Coming on a Bicycle:Taylor Mental: Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

You know how I know you didn't watch the video?

I did too.

"White woman runs into the arms of a black man. Dead give away. You know something is wrong here!"

Coming on a Bicycle:Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

Really? Because it sure sounds like shiatting on the parade is exactly what you want to do. Get a new hobby, you unhappy little man.