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Testimonials:

Anonymous student evaluation in Latin 102:God-like and unimprovable . . . can destroy small-minded creatures with a single thought

The Safety Valve:the Abominable Dr. Weevil

James Lileks:adamantine nuggets of erudition

Bjørn Stærk:first up against the wall (one of only 22 on his Stalinist hit-list)

The reading of Homer every morning, with the serenity, the tranquillity, the deep sensation of moral and physical well-being which it instills in us, is the best provision to endure the vulgarities of the day.