Kevin Trudeau, temporarily out of the federal penitentiary promises to cure all known diseases past present and future if folks simply cough up $19.95 (plus shipping) for his startling new book, "Liquid Dust".

Trudeau told Paula that his Liquid Dust was NOT a scam this time but the real thing.

"See? My fingers are crossed and everything" he went on to show Paula. One audience member said,

"Good enough for me. Where can I get a copy of your Liquid Dust book Kevin?"

Trudeau replied

" :)"

Paula Zahn, continuing the interview asked Trudeau,

PAULA -> Kevin, how does your Liquid Dust cure all diseases past present and future? Do you just .. spread the liquid dust all over you or what?

KEVIN -> The answer's right there in my book Paula. Available everywhere books are sold.

Investigative reporter Tony "Hound_Dog" Watson went investigating behind the scenes and uncovered the following ..

1) Kevin Trudeau DOES have a photographic memory. However it can only recall 1 photograph at a time but he DOES have a photographic memory.

2) Kevin Trudeau DOES have the ability to speed read War and Peace in 17 minutes. Though, when asked what the title of the book he just read was Trudeau goes "What book?"

3) Kevin Trudeau DOES sell a book called NATURAL CURES which if read will help the reader cure any known disease that he has. As long as the disease begins with the letter "X". And ends in the Greek letter 'Theta'.

Zahn then asked the tough question going,

"Kevin? After your run-in's with the Federal Trade Commission why should people trust you anymore?"

To which Trudeau replied,

"Look Paula you don't have to make a federal case out of it"

To which Zahn replied,

"But it WAS a federal case, you serving 3 years in a Federal penitentiary for debunking and defrauding the public with one of your .. hey .. where are you going? Kevin? Kevin? I'll stop. Kevin? I'll even let you read War and Peace for us between commercial breaks. Kevin? Kevin? I won't mention felonies anymore. Kevin? Ladies and gentlemen Kevin seems to have taken a short break we'll be back after .."

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