(5) Me-"Is it alright if I called you 'Dad'?"Carlisle-"Depends if you want a shopping maniac sister, a loner, moody brother, a sister who needs anger therapy, a Volvo-loving brother who is way too over-protective, a not coordinated human sister and a stupid and complete idiotic brother."Me-"Guess not..."

(6) Me-"How do you drown a blonde?"Rosalie-"..."Me-"Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool."

(7) Me- "Have you ever eaten a cow?"Edward-"Yes, but it wouldn't stop mooing and the farmer came out with a rifle."Me- "What happened to him?"Edward- "Let's just say he's six feet under."

(9) Me- "Eddie, I saw a mountain lion at the zoo!"Edward- "Sorry to say but it won't be there when you go back tomorrow..."Me- "Poor kitty..."

This is really cute...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: NoGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you do anything for me?Boy: NoGirl: Choose--me or your life.Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

King Charles of Condre has formed a shaky alliance with Edward of Belliut to face a common enemy.In order to show that he won't betray Edward, Charles must wed his only daughter Isabella to Edward.Not a fairy tale.M for rape,violence,and dark thoughts.

Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.

Bella and Jacob have a daughter, Sarah. She finds out a secret about Sam and Emily's shy son, Daven. How can Sarah and Daven work together to rid the rez of vampires? Is it because of her gift? What is that gift? They become a force no vampire dare near.

Edward and Bella were high school sweethearts, however something happened that tore them apart. Bella transfers to Dartmouth, moving in with her sister, Alice, and her brother-in-law, Jasper. What she runs into is the last thing she expected. AU/AH

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Anything can happen in nine months...a life can be created & brought into the world. Follow the journey of 6 friends who've been through everything together. They've laughed, cried & loved together...will they be able to conquer the road ahead? ALL HUMAN

From 7 months old Bella has always been deaf. After a rough start in Phoenix bella goes to forks to try to start over. What happens when Bella meets her future best friend Alice who is also deaf. What could this possibly lead to. BXE

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During Edward's rebellion, he kills Charlie and Renee. Edward finds their newborn baby alone, and realizes he's a monster. When Edward returns home, after 6 years, with a baby in his arms, what will the family's reaction be? Will they disown Edward?

All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R

Alternative Universe. Edward stumbled upon four year old Bella in a car accident in Maine, her parents did not survive. Edward immediately feels the connection between them and refused to let her go, greater summary detail inside in chapter one. Please R&

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What if Bella wasn't normal looking but ugly? Being the new kid in school has lots of negatives but what is someone help her in this harsh life? What if that certain someone has bronze hair? "I'm not ugly, just different..." Inspired by a true-story. R&R!