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We’re fully willing to accept that it’s just us, but does anyone else thing that this beauty brush looks a bit rude?

Or more specifically, quite a lot like a penis?

Maybe it’s the Caucasian flesh tones, or the shape, but scrolling past it this morning I honestly thought that Primark had made my day and decided to start selling sex toys.

It’s from Primark, it costs £3 and it’s sort of flesh coloured. It’s probably inspired by Kim Kardashian West’s very similar (considerably more expensive) version. The idea is that you use one end as a brush and the other as a blender when you’re contouring your face.

Now, we’re not saying that it would be really, really funny to watch someone rub this all over their face. But we’re also not saying it wouldn’t be.

We’d just like to take this opportunity to remind you that even though the contour brush looks like a sex toy, it isn’t one, and it would be a bad idea to try to use it as one. Both the brush end and the sponge end will become breeding grounds for bacteria quite quickly if you attempt to use them in a more exciting way than they’re intended for.