Hollywood constantly raids the archives for marketable properties. But even so, this comes as a surprise: Apparently another Father of the Bride sequel is in the works, twenty years after the last one. The franchise will be spruced up for today's audiences with a gay marriage angle.

A 5.1 earthquake rocked the city of Los Angeles yesterday evening and celebrities from Ariana Grande to Amber Riley to Steve Martin took to their Twitters to document the event, reminding us that there are very few variations in response to an earthquake, but that no matter what Chord Overstreet (miss you on Glee!)…

In honor of Valentine's Day, Virginia State Senator Steve Martin presented to the public his state's specialty: a batshit, illogical, misogynistic utterance about women's bodies. Just like they say, Virginia truly is for lovers (of the unborn, that is; it is absolutely not for lovers of women).

In today's Tweet Beat, Anna Camp tries to turn the concept of catcalling on its head, Stacy London receives an apology from Jacques Torres and please stop gossiping about a certain Kardashian sister and a certain famous comedian.

How I wish Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog facing off in a thrilling round of Dueling Banjos was a part of a sequel to The Jerk. Can someone please make this happen? What's Bernadette Peters doing? Besides holding her arms out and vibrating her body in a sleeveless dress held up only by her gravity-defying breasts.…

So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in J.K. Rowling's newest novel, James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.

Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is blaming the tabloid media for comments she made about product placement in Britney Spears' video "Hold it Against Me." Also, Cher is pissed about Burlesque number getting cut from Oscars opening.