Panasonic's Toughbook CF-33 is the most ridiculous (and rugged) tablet of MWC 2017

Is your Windows 10 tablet guaranteed to survive a fall from more than a meter up? Does it have twin hot-swappable batteries? Or a 12-inch 1200nit QHD display? How about an Ethernet port?

I didn't think so. The Panasonic Toughbook CF-33 has all of that and more.

I'll be honest: This is not a 2-in-1 tablet for everybody, most people, or even more than a select market that needs a fully ruggedized PC. Panasonic's Toughbook line has always been beastly and expensive, and the CF-33 is no exception. It is built to take the abuse of life out in the field that your typical Windows 10 portable, even the most solidly-built laptops, just can't take. Panasonic's been making Toughbooks for more than a decade, and the CF-33 is the natural evolution of the brand.

Let's talk about the Toughbook CF-33 like it's a typical Windows 10 tablet for a bit. It's running Windows 10 (or Windows 7 if you choose the corporate downgrade option so it will work with ancient corporate apps) on top of a seventh-generation Intel Core vPro i5-7300U processor with up to 16GB of RAM and up to a 512GB solid state drive (SSD). The 10-point multitouch LCD display measures 12-inches diagonally with a crisp 2160 x 1440 resolution on a comfortable 3:2 aspect ratio. The screen is eye-poppingly bright at 1,200nits, making it a breeze to use in even direct sunlight.

That's where the similarities to typical tablets end. The Panasonic Toughbook CF-33 is no ordinary Windows tablet. It is a rugged tablet, and that's clear from the first glance. There's thinness here, as a thin tablet is one without room to secure and cushion the internal components. The frame around the bezel is thick rubber and easily gripped; despite the tablet's 3.37 lbs. in weight, it is surprisingly easy to hold. The thickness allows for several business-centric features, including a bevy of ports — with Ethernet! and VGA! — and a little Windows Ink-compatible stylus that docks into the side.

You can even customize the Toughbook CF-33 tablet with additional input options, including a smart card reader or serial port.

As if the tablet isn't thick enough, you can also dock it into the equally thick keyboard base, turning the CF-33 into what is in 2017 a hilariously thick laptop. The keyboard base brings three more USB ports. a serial port, and duplicates of the Ethernet, VGA, and HDMI ports. Yeah, a serial port. This thing's made for plugging into old-school equipment. Every one of these ports is hidden under a stiff rubber flap along the bezel, and each flap has a sliding lock to secure it closed, so it's nigh impossible for them to accidentally open.

The backside of the tablet is split into two metal plates — the bottom one unlatches and flips open to reveal a pair of removable batteries. You can pop them out one at a time to hot swap and have a full charge without having to shutdown and restart the PC. The two batteries can run for 10 hours, and Panasonic plans to offer extended batteries that can last up to 20 hours.

While the CF-33 looks tough, it also walks the walk. The whole thing is IP55 certified, which means it should be protected against particulate infiltration and water splashing (though not immersion). However, that doesn't rate the hardware's durability — the Toughbook CF-33 can take a beating. Panasonic says it should survive a drop from 1.2 meters with ease, and the magnesium-and-rubber body is designed to handle the abuse that is routinely dealt in the field and in factories.

In addition to the keyboard dock, the Toughbook CF-33 will work with Panasonic's desktop dock replicator (the docking port is duplicated on the bottom of the keyboard) that includes a four-bay battery charger, as well as vehicle docks with antenna passthrough.

As you might expect, this kind of durability comes at a price, and it's a high one. The tablet alone runs for $3,499, and it's another $600 for the keyboard dock. It's expected to be released in May. Yes, it's absurdly expensive. But the Toughbook CF-33 can take the kind of abuse that few other laptops can. For people how genuinely need it, it'll pay for itself several times over, versus buying tablet after tablet to replace the ones that break in the field.