[Am]I can't prepare for deat[F]h any more than I already have[C][G][Dm]

Verse:

[Am]All you can do now is [F]watch the shelves

The [C]game looks [G]easy, that's [C]why it sells

Chorus:

[C]Frustrated fireworks [B/Am]inside your head

Are going [Am]to stand and deliver d[F]ark instead

[C]The method acting that [B/Am]pays my bills

Keeps the [Am]fat man feeding in Bev[F]erly Hills

[C]I got a heavy metal mouth, it [B/Am]hurls obscenity

And I get [Am]my check from [F]the trash treasury

[C]Because I took my own insides [B/Am]out

[Am]It don't matter cause I [F]have no sex life

And [C]all I wanna do [G]now is [Dm]inject my ex-wife

[Am]I've seen the movie

A[F]nd I know what happ[C]en[G]s[Dm]

[Am]It's Christmas time

And the [F]needle's on the tree

A [C]skinny Santa is [G]bringing [Dm]something to me

[Am]His voice is overwhelming

But his [F]speech is slurred

And I [C]only [G]understand [C]every other word

[C]Open your parachute and [B/Am]grab your gun

Float do[Am]wn like an omen, a setti[F]ng sun

[C]Read the part and return[B/Am] at five

It's a h[Am]ell of a role if you can[F] keep it alive

[C]But I don't care if I fuck up

[B/Am]I'm going on a date

[Am]With a rich white lady

[F]Ain't life great?

[C]Gi'me one good reason no[B/Am]t to do it

(Because I love you)

[Am]So do it.[F]

[C][G][Dm]

[Am][F]

[C][G][Dm]

[Am]This is the place where [F]time reverses

[C]And dead men tal[G]k to all the pre[Dm]tty nurses

[Am]Instruments shine on a s[F]ilver tray

[C]Don't let me get [G]carried away[C]

[C]Don't let me get [G]carried away[C]

[C]Don't let me be [G]carried [Dm]away

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