Team CrowderTuesday January 3 2017

One thing we can’t deny is that leftists are a confident bunch. Rather like squirrels darting across the road just as you’re approaching. With similar squishy results. Bring a shovel. Despite the pesky facts disagreeing with them, the left would have you believe their policies are the “greatest.” Not because of the results those policies produce. No, no. Never measure actual results when dealing with leftism. Especially when talking about the numbers on Obamacare, because those numbers will never add up. Enter Queen Squirrel House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi…

Top House Democrats gave more clues Monday about how they’ll fight GOP efforts to repeal ObamaCare, sharing enrollment figures and stories about Americans saved by the health care law, ahead of President Obama’s visit Wednesday.

“Whatever the circumstance, health wise you are financially better off” with ObamaCare, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said Monday on a conference call with reporters.

Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, I just cannot let that little soundbite go by without comment. “Whatever the circumstance, health wise you are financially better off” isn’t even a thing. I don’t get it. But okay, let’s pretend I do. When dealing with the addled mind of Pelosi, one must abandon all sense of reason. Lest one goes full cuckoo and flings oneself out of the nest.

Pelosi and Hoyer argued that at least 20 million Americans would lose their health insurance, in part subsidized by the federal government, and chided Republicans for having no immediate plan to replace the law, more formally known as the Affordable Care Act.

“Understand, repeal and delay is an act of cowardice,” said Pelosi, D-Calif.

Repeal and delay isn’t an act of cowardice so much as it’s an act of a mandate. I write that only because the Democrats have lost quite a few elections since shoving the “Affordable Care Act” pill up Americans’ rectums. Sans lubricant.

Also, reminder: Nancy Pelosi is the same packing peanut-headed twitwad who said “If we want to know what’s in Obamacare we have to pass it first.” Actually I’m paraphrasing. Here’s video footage of the verbal shart:

Right. Want to see if your organs are still functioning properly? This glowing gem of borderline functional retardation was once two heartbeats away from the presidency. Go America.

Back to the present. Don’t let Pelosi’s poker face fool you. That’s just botox and facelifts. Underneath the skin stretchage Nancy is in panic mode. With the incoming administration, Obamacare is going before the death panels. Call it karma. Prognosis? Not looking good. Read Trump Chooses Anti-Obamacare Congressman to Head HHS Department.

But hey, if Nancy and the rest of the left are so adamant about subpar healthcare, there’s always Canada…