“His massive sex organ bore the tattooed symbols of his destiny” … but did he know how to use it? Find out tomorrow when One-Minute Book Reviews will have a review of the novel in which that line appears, Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol.

I don’t read any of Dan Brown’s books anymore. I read the Da Vince Code cause everyone else was, and expected me as a reader to have read it. I was very disappointed. The plot was goodish, or could have been in the right circumstances, but the writing was barely even average. Someone should send him a copy of any Donald Maass book. It could only improve things.