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Scene: Inspiration Point
Potsie's walking around and bumps into Richie
Potsie: Hey Rich, what're you doing here?
Richie: (shuffles around) What do you think, Potsie?
Potsie: Oh yeah....so...where is she?
Richie: At the submarine races!
Potsie: What?!?!
Richie: Apparently, I bored her too much. So she went to go watch the submarine races
Potsie: Wow, they actually have races here?!? I thought people just used to say that!
Richie: Nope, a bunch of kids are down there, racing. She left me for a bunch of ten yr olds. Hey Pots, how do I get her to like me?
Potsie: Did you try to show her everything you learned in school.
Richie: Well, I assumed that she'd like to know. I hear she likes history a lot, so I tried to tell her some stuff, give her some new info.
Potsie: Bad, Rich, very bad. She likes to think that she's teaching you something. She doesn't like to have someone else in control. It makes her feel dumb and never make her feel dumb.
Richie: So all this time, you were just pretending that you don't know what she's talking about?
Potsie: Oh no, I really don't know. Which is great, now I'm with a girl and I can prepare for my tests. Great study guide.
Richie: Yeah, but how do I get her up from the submarine races.
Potsie: You won't, you ruined her date.
Richie: So when do I actually get to kiss her?
Potsie: (laughs) You haven't kissed her yet? Boy, are you slow. Everyone else has got to their dates. Come on, Rich, we only have a week. Don't ruin your chances, she's forced to spend the next week with you.
Richie: Why are girls so complicated?...Why am I asking you this?
Potsie: Because I made her happy. Oh yeah, get her chocolates (Richie nods and starts to leave) But not just any kind. She likes Dark Chocolate (Richie turns to leave again) But not too bitter. She gets really miserable if it's too bitter (Richie nods his head impatiently and turns again) She likes flowers too, but not just any flower. She likes Daisies (Richie turns to leave) but not just any Daisy. White Daisies. And don't mix other flowers in there. (Richie turns one last time) Wait, Rich, getting her coffee?
Richie: Yeah, she asked me to get her some. Thought I'd run down and get some nice warm coffee...(Potsie starts to shake his head) no, no warm coffee
Potsie: She doesn't like hot coffee. Get her some iced coffee with little coconut flakes.
Richie: Where can I find iced coffee?
Potsie: The first time, I had to go half way across town to get it. And boy was she mad when I came back.
Richie: What about the second time?
Potsie: There was no second time. We started to spend all our time in the car (winks) if you know what I mean.
Richie: Girls are so picky
Potsie: Oh yeah, Rich, how's your tolerance for spicy food?
Richie: Not too good
Potsie: You're ruined (shakes his head). But at least then, at the end of the week, she'd be happy to come back to me!

That was just my stupid, let-me-torment-Richie fanfic. Hope you're not too mad, MCOB!

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CG-- *looks around* OK, where's my guy?
Ralph- *approaches her carrying a bouquet of red roses and a box of chocolates*
CG- Wow...*takes the gifts* How thoughtful!
Ralph- Yeah...*starts to laugh*
CG-- What's so funny?
Ralph- Oh, nothing.
CG- *holds the flowers to her nose to smell them, but suddenly water squirts out and hits her in the eye* Oohhh! Augghh! Bllaguh! What the?
Ralph-- It's a joke....there's a joke squirter in the flowers.
CG-- You've got to be kidding me. remembers the challenge* Ah, oh well. *starts to open the box of chocolates* Mmmmmm....these look good.
*Ralph starts to chuckle again*
CG-- Why are you laughing this time? Do the chocolates taste like dirt or something?
Ralph-- Naaahh, I'd never give you anything like that.
CG-- Will they stain my mouth or something?
Ralph-- Of course not! What do you take me for?
CG-- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insinuate..... well, it's just that....
Ralph-- It's just that what?
CG-- Well, you do have a reputation for pulling gags.
Ralph-- But, CG you're a beautiful lady! *kisses her hand* I'd never do that to you. That would be wrong.
CG-- Thanks.
Ralph-- Now, don't you want to eat a piece of your candy?
CG-- Yes, very much so! *takes out a piece of candy and pops it into her mouth* Mmmm.....*still chewing*....this is....*still chewing*.....very.....*still chewing*.......Auurrgghhhughhh.....*still chewing*......
Ralph-- *laughs* It's trick candy! You'll never be able to stop chewing it. It's made of special isotopic polymers!
CG-- *takes a napkin and spits the candy into it* You can't be serious! why would you give me something like that?
Ralph-- I know, I know. I usually save that for special occassions, but I thought it would serve well at making a good impression for our first date.
CG-- Ummmm.....okay. *starts to laugh*
Joanie-- Ralph just gave you trick candy and shot your face with water and you're laughing?
CG-- I can't help it. I guess I should be annoyed, but well......he's hilarious. Who ever would have thought of such a thing?
Ralph-- I still got it!
CG-- Will you teach me some of your jokes?
Ralph-- Sure I will! Right after our date!
CG-- Where are we going?
Ralph-- It's a surprise, but you'll LOVE it!
*Ralph and CG walk over and sit at an empty booth. They ball up straw wrappers and blow them back and forth with their straws*

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At Arnold's.....

Ralph-- *grins and rubs his fingertogether* I've got an idea! Since everyone else already went up to Inspiration Point, why don't we go up too?
CG-- But, Ralph, I thought you said that your car is being repaired.
Ralph-- It is.
CG-- Then how do we get up there?
Ralph-- I brought my bike! You can ride on the handle bars.
CG-- Do you think that that would be romantic?
Ralph-- It could be.
CG-- *sighs* You know, Fonzie warned me that something like this would happen. Had I not been so stubborn.....*sighs again* I should have chosen an easier man. I bet CQ is having fun with Fonzie right now. Richie probably has wowed WD a dozens times already. I bet Chachi even knows how to treat a lady.......although, afterward, he'd probably take her home and burn her place down *Chachi's voice is heard screaming in the very far distance, "Not again!"* Ah, oh well. Fonz always says if you make your bed wrong, you get wrinkled. I guess I'm going to get wrinkled. OK, Ralph, wrinkle me.
Ralph-- Huh?
CG-- I mean let's go.
Ralph-- Right. *takes CG's arm and escorts her to the door*

At Inspiration Point....

CG-- Gee, I wonder where everyone else is.
Ralph-- Who cares! Let's neck.....*begins kissing her*
CG-- Arrgghh...hhrggmmm.....nnrfgghh.....*falls off the handle bars* Ouch!
Ralph-- Are you ok? What's wrong? What happened?
CG-- *stands up and rubs her side* It's a little difficult trying to make out on your handle bars. Do you think we could go somewhere else? Don't you have your own apartment?
Ralph-- It's being fumagated.
CG-- Oh.
Ralph-- I've got an idea....*grabs her hand and pulls her into the bushes* I used to do this when I was in high school. All the chicks loved it!
CG-- They did?
Ralph-- Of course. When it comes to romance, I'm an expert!
CG-- Well, I guess I'm willing to try anything. Especially if it means that I don't have to sit on those handle bars any longer.
*The two begin kissing*
CG- Ouch! My hair is caught in this bush! *tries to untangle her hair, but only manages to get it more tangled*
Ralph-- Here, let me help! *pulls at her hair*
CG-- No, you'll......
Ralph-- *gently untangles her hair from the bush* There you go....
CG-- You did it! Thank you so much.
Ralph-- Awwww, it was nothing.
CG-- *kisses him* Not only are you funny, but you're also very sweet.
Ralph-- You know, it's not very gentlmanly of me to ask you to roll around under a bush up here. Wait right here. I'll be back in a couple minutes!
CG-- Ok...
*Ralph gets up and goes to find Richie, Potsie, Chachi, and Fonzie*
Ralph-- Guys, I need a huge favor! You've gotta help me. I don't want to blow my chances with CG.
Fonzie-- Malph, you'd need more than our help to stop you from blowing your chances with a girl.
Ralph-- Fonz, I'm serious. I need help. Does anyone have a blanket in your car?
Richie-- Yeah, I have a blanket in my trunk. MCOB and I used it to sit on at a picnic last week.
Ralph-- Fantastic! I need to borrow it!
Richie-- Ok, I'll go get it for you.
Ralph-- Now, does anyone have a bottle of chanpagne?
Chachi-- Ralph, people don't go around toting around bottles of champagne.
Potsie-- Oh, I always carry around bottles of champagne. WD insists that we always be prepared. I have an ice chest in my trunk. We keep them in there so they always stay chilled. I have some extra strawberries, too!
Ralph-- That's my boy, Pots!
Potsie-- Wait, i'll run and get them for you.
Ralph-- This night is going to work out after all!
Fonzie-- So, Ralph, tell me, how is she?
Ralph-- CG?
Fonzie-- *sarcastically* No, the Queen of England...yes, CG! *rolls his eyes*
Ralph-- Well, she's being a great sport at everything.
Fonzie-- Great sport?
Ralph-- Yeah, she wasn't too happy with the trick flowers and candy......but she recovered better than most girls do.
Fonzie-- Malph, tell me you didn't....
Ralph-- Well, I had to break the ice somehow. I knew she would only be thinking of you the entire time if I didn't do something drastic to break her concentration.
Fonzie-- That's certainly drastic. And she decided to come up to Inspiration Point with you anyway?
Ralph-- Yeah, she actually laughed and said it was funny!
Fonzie-- She always did have a great sense of humor.
Ralph-- You miss her?
Fonzie-- A little. But, a week with you ought to shake her up enough to realize how much she's in love with me. Besides, I've got CamQueen. And..wwhhhhoooaaaahhhhhh....*swoons downward and back up again*.....what a woman!
Ralph-- Hey Fonz, that's my woman you're talking about. Try not to get TOO attached.
Fonzie-- Don't worry, Malph, you'll have her back at the end of the week. Now af far as whether or not she'll want you back after she spends a week with me is still a mystery. But, we'll see......
*Richie and Potsie approach with the blanket, champagne, and bottle of strawberries*
Richie-- Here's the blanket.
Potsie-- Here's the champagne and strawberries. And I brought you some glasses.
Ralph-- Thanks guys!
Fonzie-- *pulls a book of poetry out of his jacket pocket* Here, this will help you woo her. CG LOVES poetry.
Ralph-- Wow, Fonz! You're helping me woo CG? What a pal!
Fonzie-- I'm just trying to make sure that she doesn't have too horrible of a time. I don't want to be worrying about her while I'm making out with CamQueen.
Ralph-- Right, Fonz.
Fonzie-- Now can we all please get back to our dates before my lips get cold?
Richie, Ralph, Potsie, Chachi-- Yeah! Let's go.
*Ralph sets down the blanket on the lawn. He places the champagne and strawberries on one corner, and turns to go get CG.*
Ralph-- *bends down toward the bush and extends his hand* I'm ready for you now.
CG-- *takes his hand and allows him to help her to her feet* What do you have planned?
Ralph-- *smiles, his eye twinkles* You'll see.
*As Ralph and CG approach the blanket, CG gasps*
CG-- Ralph, is this for us? It's so romantic! I love it!
Ralph-- *helps her sits down, sits beside her* Well, I had a little help from the guys
CG-- Oh Ralph, this is truly wonderful. I never expected anything this nice....
*Ralph pours her a glass of champagne. She takes it. He pours himself a glass.*
Ralph-- *holds up his glass* I propose a toast to our week together.
CG- *holds up hers* May it be as magical as this night is.....*their glasses clink*
Ralph-- I just realized how beautiful your eyes are under the moonlight.....and how the light cascades off your hair. You look like an angel sent down from Heaven.....just to spend your week with me.
CG-- Ralph..*blushes and smiles* thank you. I never knew you to be so romantic.
Ralph-- I usually never am. But, it just seems like there's something lingering in the air tonight. A feeling of some sort.
CG-- *looks up into the Heavens* A shooting star!
Ralph-- *looks up* Make a wish.
CG-- *closes her eyes, then reopens them* I don't have to. This is better than anything I could ever wish for. I've never had a night like this. It's like something I've only read about...or seen in those sappy love flicks.
Ralph-- *leans over and kisses her* Hopefully, the night will never end.
CG-- It won't. Or, at least not in our hearts. I think this night will live in our memories for a long time to come.

Lil Kelso walks into A-r-n-o-l-d-s and sits down at a booth with MCOB.

MCOB: Hi LK, how's it going with Potsie?
LK: It's actually going pretty well. I thought i'd be a drag but
it's really nice. I almost hate to give him up at the end of the week.
MCOB: Oooh don't let Daisy hear you say that.
LK: She's not here, I just saw her up at Inspiration Point at the Submarine Races. So how are things going with Chachi?
MCOB: I'm whipping him into shape. I even got him to lose that stupid bandana.
LK: Good, because it made him look like a punk. But, take it a little easier on him, I don't want him to lose his Wawawa.
MCOB: Lil Kelso!!!
LK: What?! Oh good grief! I'm talking personality and you're scaling Smut Mountain.
MCOB: You're spending too much time with Shirley, besides, the guys are getting ready to perfom.

White_Daisy enters Arnolds with a line of 10 year olds following her.

WD: Back! Back!! Get Back!! I told you it's past your bedtimes! Jeez, I do one race with you boys and you assume I actually like you!
Boys: Awwww!!!!
WD: Now go home before I call all your parents! Hi ladies!
She waves at her friends and they all sit in the front row anxiously awaiting the singing.

CQ: (Sitting alone on the back of Fonzie's bike, waiting for him to return) Fonzie? Hellooooooo.....
Fonzie: Don't strain your lips, sweetie pie, I'm back. I just had to help out Ralphie-boy with something. (Jumps back on the bike, facing CQ, and embraces her) Now, are you ready to pick up where we left off?
CQ: (Looks down, pouting) Sure.
Fonzie: Whoa. What's the matter cutie-pie?
CQ: Nothing. I don't know. I guess...it just seems like Ralph has forgotten all about me. We weren't dating very long, and now he's getting all cozy with CollegeGirl. I just hope I don't lose him.
Fonzie: Heyyyyyyyy. This was you chicks idea, not ours. And why you'd get your shorts all in a twist over Malph is beyond me. Besides...CG is my chick. When the week is up, I get her back, and you get Malph back. And everyone is happy.
CQ: I guess you're right.
Fonzie: Are you sure you're alright? You seem unhappy about something.
CQ: (Thinks for a minute) Well...I was just thinking about my image.
Fonzie: You mean...your reputation? Beleive me...I could do wonders for your reputation. (Leans in for a kiss.)
CQ: No, that's not what I meant. Look at me. I'm dressed like a nerd. I've never told anyone this before, but I have this burning desire...
(Fonz gets all excited)
...to be cool
Fonzie: (Disappointed) Oh. I knew that's what you meant. Well, you've come to the right place. I can make anyone cool.
CQ: Even Potsie?
Fonzie: Let's not get crazy. When we're done here, why don't I take you to see my good friend Leather. I'm sure she's got some cool duds you can borrow.
CQ: REALLY? Oh, Fonz! You're the greatest! And then we can meet the gang at Arnolds to see the guys' band?
Fonzie: Absolutely.
CQ: You're the best! (Throws herself at Fonzie and they continue to neck for another hour)

(Fonzie and CQ pull up in front of Arnolds on his bike)
CQ: Are you sure I look alright? These pants are awfully tight. (Tries to nonchalantly adjust the back of her pants)
Fonzie: Trust me, you look great. My friend Leather would not steer you wrong. (pauses) Um, CQ, I need you to get off the bike first sweetheart so I can get off.
CQ: I can't.
Fonzie: What do you mean, you can't?
CQ: I mean...my leather covered rear end is stuck to your bike seat. (Starts to panic) FONZIE!!!!!
Fonzie: Ok, ok, relax! (Sees Joanie about to enter Arnolds with some friends) Shortcake! Could you come over here please?
Joanie: Sure Fonzie. What's up? Hi...um...
CQ: You can call me CQ.
Fonzie: That's another thing. You need a cool name.
CQ: Well first I need to get off this bike.
Joanie: Wow, CQ, your pants are cool. But how do you breathe?
CQ: I don't think cool people are supposed to breathe.
Fonzie: Ladies...today, please? Now, Shortcake, I need you to help CQ remove herself from my bike.
Joanie: How?
Fonzie: Just pull.
(After some effort, Joanie manages to pull CQ off the seat. The trio enters Arnolds amid a bunch of whistles and cat calls.)
Fonzie: (Snapping his fingers) Cool it!
CQ: I told you Fonz, this outfit is a bit much dontcha think? I can barely walk in these pants...my hair is teased a mile high, and I'm falling out of this top.
Fonzie: (Admiring) Yeah.
CQ: Not only that, I feel like a rip off of Sandy in the last scene of Grease.
Fonzie: Who in the last scene of what?
CQ: Nevermind. Now...about this new cool name...?
Fonzie: Well, you're friends are all over there in the booth. Why don't you let them decide on a new name for you?

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*Ralph and CG are sitting on the blanket gazing up at the stars. CG pulls a pair of binoculars out of her purse. Yes, CG always comes prepared.*

Ralph-- It's such a beautiful night.
CG-- Yes....*looking through the binoculars*.....hmmm....*lowers her binoculars and scans the area* Wow, CamQueen and Fonz have really been going at it for a while.....*her heart sinks at seeing the two making out*
Ralph-- Sweetheart, maybe you'd better not watch that....*takes his hand and puts it on the binoculars and gently pulls them away*
CG-- Thanks.
Ralph-- I know how you feel. This isn't the easiest thing to go through. While I love sharing this time with you, I still miss CamQueen.
CG-- Oh Ralph, I keep telling myself that it's just for a week. But, when I see them necking like that....well, it just makes me worry.....
Ralph-- *holds her in his arms* I know, I feel the same way. But, look, this is only the first day, we need to make the best of it.
CG-- You're right....*smiles at him* I'm glad that I've got you to confide in.
Ralph-- Besides, everyone knows how much Fonzie adores you. I remember when you first came to town. I was in absolute awe over you...
CG-- *excited* You were?
Ralph-- Yeah, but Fonz kept trying to tell me that you were a nerd. Even I could tell he never meant it. It's just that he fell in love with you as soon as he met you. Only, you weren't giving him the time of day. He got so peeved he threatened to run over you with his motorcycle!
CG-- *laughs* I remember that! We were in Arnold's parking lot. I was standing his his parking space, talking with some friends. He asked me to move, and I just glared at him and continued talking. I was sooo obnoxious back then! I triggered Fonz's temper and he threatened to just drive right over me if I didn't move. I wasn't one to back down.....and obviously, neither was he! *laughs*
Ralph-- Yeah, I remember the two of you were at it for weeks! I wasn't entirely sure you'd ever forgive him for doing that. But, after a while you both overcame your stubborness and...
CG-- Hey, I'm not stubborn!
Ralph-- *blinks, not knowing what to say*
CG-- OK, I guess I am a bi stubborn.....*laughs*
Ralph-- *looks over at Fonz and CQ* They're still at it....
CG-- *tries to hide her hurt feelings* Hey, you wanna get out of here? Let's go back to Arnold's!
Ralph-- *gets an idea* Ok, but give me a minute. I'll be right back.
*CG waits as Ralph gets up and walks behind a bush. Suddenly, a naked Ralph Malph runs across the field shouting, "I got it! I still got it!!!!!" Fonzie and CamQueen stop kissing and stare blankly where Ralph just ran by.*
Fonzie-- Whoah! What a nerd!
CamQueen-- That wasn't Ralph, was it?
Fonzie-- *rolls his eyes* I certainly hope not. Now, where were we....*goes back to kissing CamQueen*
*Ralph runs back by again*
Fonzie-- *stops kissing* Malph!!!!!

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Quote:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl *Ralph and CG are sitting on the blanket gazing up at the stars. CG pulls a pair of binoculars out of her purse. Yes, CG always comes prepared.*................

.................CamQueen-- That wasn't Ralph, was it?
Fonzie-- *rolls his eyes* I certainly hope not. Now, where were we....*goes back to kissing CamQueen*
*Ralph runs back by again*
Fonzie-- *stops kissing* Malph!!!!!

Oops! My post was a bit untimely. It should have been before Fonzie and CQ left Inspiration Point!

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