If you travel to the furthest glaciers in the south, it is said you can walk into the canyons of ice there. If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold. If you listen, the ice will speak and what it says will make poor men rich, and sane men mad.

I could only guess what kind of horrific acts of sheer terror I could perform if I was a wealthy madman.

I think I’d rather get rich the old fashioned way, get a doctoral degree in some scientific discipline, get a generally high-paying job at some research-and-development facility (government funded or otherwise), make a scientific discovery (important or otherwise), get a patent, sell the patent for billions of dollars to either the government or a cosmetics company, and live off the patent for the rest of my life.

On the other hand, if I became a wealthy madman, I’d be both rich and morally inhibited. Virtually nothing could stop me, although I’d try to keep from being close-minded and cocky.

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Tevyathekiller

If I were a rich man! (licks bloodstained knife)

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DullSpirit

Why the blood stained knife? I though you were making a Fiddler on the Roof reference for a moment…. xD

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Some Fat Guy

THEN WHO WAS COLD?

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Havok

aren’t you already mad if you hear ice speaking to you?

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Notch

True that

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BURRITO

Not if you hear it often… ;)

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http://creepypasta.com NetherPie

That confirms it, actually.

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oh!

You aren’t mad your freezing your butt off…

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Kapangdazz

What would happen if you convince a mad man to accompany you and make him lay on the ice?

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Anonymous

What if you are mad enough to go there in the first place???

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Skwirral

yeh, Kapangdazz, what if you are an insane wealthy man? or one or the other? seems it’d be best to go there insane and poor, though. also, what about borderline cases? middle class, or really heavily OCD or something?

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uhm, yess

ima woman…. HAHA! does that mean i wont go mad? YAY!!-vilont twitch-

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Anonymous

Please.. Never breed. Ever.

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UndeadBuddah

Lol, @5, and fixing OCD with talking ice…..*Grabs an icecube out of the fridge* It’s better than nothing.

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shortys roc my sox

lol @ 5 and 6

this was cool i might try it some day

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Bill

If you stayed there long enough, would you go mad and then become sane again?

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Ellfa

WHO WAS GLACIER?

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apple juice

I am both insane and poor. I should try it sometime.

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YAY

what about women??!

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adfsdf

wait, am i bein trolled or is creepypasta literally incapable of reading between the lines

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Bathhouse Buttbuddy

“omg im a gurl gimme attenton” …please shut it.

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darthknight

There are updates found for your sense of humour.

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Toad

So… I’d get piles of money AND have unstoppable insanityness? im in 0-0

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