Bret Michaels on Miss Universe Judging Gig: What Could Go Wrong?

-Libby Keatinge

Oh, Bret Michaels only got his reputation as a womanizing rocker by dating a variety of trashtastic women on VH1′s Rock of Love, but the Poison singer thinks that judging the Miss Universe pageant will go down without a hitch. “What could possibly go wrong?” Bret said of his new gig.

Hmmmm…maybe just that it’s Bret Michaels in a room full of bathing suit-clad women vying for his positive feedback in a competition, or that he’s already eyeing the other judges. “I am honored Donald Trump has asked me to co-host the Miss Universe pageant in Las Vegas alongside my friend and ever so hot Natalie Morales,” Bret said.

With 80 women competing for the crown, and Bret having the power to give it to them: this is a recipe for disaster! (Us Magazine)