I know what you’re thinking, “Masks? I ain’t got no masks. I don’t have to wear any stinkin’ mask.”

Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track of my mask myself. But being this is COVID-19, the most powerful coronavirus in the world and could blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

P.S. Just in case you thought you felt lucky, free masks, hand sanitizer, and a 6′ measuring tape always available in the lobby. Oh yeah, don’t piss-off the MPSDEP ’cause they don’t ask twice.