Congratulations to Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes and his wife, Emily, who gave birth to Sophie Whiterabbit McInnes at 9:23 PM on September 16 (for what it's worth, the Whiterabbit part of her name is less "crackhead parents" and more "Mommy's Native American"). Emily had a breezy 18 hours of labor; rather than touch a drop of epidural, she opted for a midwife and a doula. And so the granola hater from Vice goes for natural childbirth with the help of a doula — a pivotal step in the evolution from hipster to grup.

Epilogue: Shortly after this picture was taken, McInnes' jealous 20-year-old son OD'd on diet pills.