Comrade Square, this is truly a shocking development, especially in light of the fact that - according to the reich-wing birthers - this Rubio >spit< isn't qualified to be vice president anyway, since neither of his parents were American citizens when he was born!

We need ways to alleviate guilt if we are going to play this game. Here is the Buffett modifier card. If you denounce your riches and verbally support socialism, you get to keep all your money and feel better about yourself.

Personally, as a devout Progessive, I keep an up-to-date collection of Sherwin-Williams paint sample cards with me at all times. Then I am able to compare it to individuals' skin tones to decipher if I should wantonly attack them or blindly support them.

Mitt Romney is rumored to disobey the mainstream media's Hispanic Skin Color Advisory System while vetting vice-presidential candidates. According to experts, the likely Republican VP candidate, Marco Rubio, who is of Cuban descent, is too light-skinned to be considered fully Hispanic, falling under a subprime minority group classification as White Hispanic, or WHISP.

WHO KNEW that Marco Rubio was separated at birth from some Mormon teenybopper hasbeen?

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand