Court to decide whether guru is Dead or just “In Deep Meditation”

The family of His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji has asked a court of law to investigate his dead, which occurred earlier this year. The family wants to ensure that their beloved guru is actually dead, and not just in a deep state of meditation.

Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji is one of India’s wealthiest spiritual leaders. It is estimated that he has a property estate worth more than £100 million!

Many of the Guru’s aids believe that His Holiness isn’t dead, but has been holding his breath since January. According to them, “Maharaj has been in deep meditation. He has spent many years meditating in sub-zero temperatures in the Himalayas, there is nothing unusual in it.”

Yep. Nothing unusual about holding your breath since January.

On the other hand, doctors are convinced that the guru died of a heart attack on January 29, 2014. As such, he has been placed in a deep freezer, you know, where dead bodies go sometimes.

If he wasn’t dead then, surely he must be now, right? Wrong. His followers believe that since he was able to meditate in the Himalayas for so long, a deep freezer is no problem for him.