Top Ten Homestuck Trolls

The Top Ten

1Equius Zahhak

Equius, despite his quirky behavior, is a likable and great character. He is a genuinely nice guy to those around him. Think about it, he made the mechanical arm for, arguably, the most evil character in Homestuck (besides Lord English maybe? ). He cares deeply for Nepeta and despite his "disdain" of lowbloods, cares for them and makes an effort to be a genuinely nice troll. He is just the greatest (and the only beta that maybe didn't try to commit some form of homicide? That's kinda nice maybe? )

Vriska is the best and hottest troll. She has a great personality, is super nice, and has this pirate subtheme that is just, so great and I just... sniff...I just love her, okay? I want to go on long walks on the beach with her, have her caress my face as she makes fun of my noodley arms, I want to rapidly approach asphyxiation as she shoves my face in the sand jokingly.

I hate spiders.

BUT. I like Vriska.

This independent mysterious lady who is scared of ghosts is damn funny sometimes.

If she's afraid of ghosts then what if she watched that Large Marge moment from Pe We's big adventure.

The Contenders

And he's such a badass killer, his life stinked before SBurb. But he got what he wanted, control.

I don't like characters that kill for fun, I don't see how a troll that takes the lives of trolls lower than him, and even higher, could be likeable in the slightest. I'm glad he got cut in half by Kanaya.

I love gamzee! he's one of my favorites and even if he was a badass serial killer I still like him as a character. I love Terezi as well, but she had it coming when she was in a kismesissitude with a purple blood. I can't be the only one who thinks this as well. Even if he did bad things, people have no right to say 'he deserved it' fictional or not. That's just wrong. his life sucked and he deserves better quadrants and better friends, and a better life.

YEAH, I USED TO BE A POWERFUL HEIR OF DOOM TO FULL DOOM, BUT THE WHOLE WORLD THOUGHT I WAS A TEENSY FGWBRWTREHGFDFSDERERGV! KNEW THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE WAS MEANT TO DIE, BUT NO ONE EVER LISTEN, NEVER ASKED ME WHY! NOW EVERYONE'S DEAD JUST LIKE I SAID. NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO THE CRAZY GUY! WEGRFGRDHJTRERFDBHTTRDGGHNFGBFG-BEEP- - gakupo4eva

14Feferi Peixes

best

"W)(o doesn't like )(er?! "

Same story as Eridan. enough said.

15Sober Gamzee

Gay murderer

16Andrew Hussie

How is Andrew Hussie so far down on this list? He is the best!

Thought not a legit troll. He should totally be at least top 3!

17Rufioh Nitram

18Latula Pyrope

19Meulin Leijion

She is so adorable and just like nepeta

JUST LIKE NEPETA SOOO CUTE

20Cronus Ampora

I don't get why everyone hates on Cro... He just lonely and wants to be loved.

I don't get why he's always so low on the lists. Sure, he's a dick but he's a great character. Team Cronus.

cornus

21Porrim Maryam

Many consider her to be a feminist but I do not. Just because you have a mother-like personality and wants equal rights does it not exactly make you a feminist. Thinking like such have been going on way before feminism, like anarchistic communism.