Old, Ugly Teacher Gets Fired for Fucking Young, Hot Student

Gina Salamino is pictured at left, in the foreground. See the thin-lipped grin of glee on her face? That’s what happens when you’re fucking someone waaay out of your league. Hovering behind her is the twunk model in question, Joshua Walter.

As reported in today’s New York Daily News, their affair is no fluke. The unlikely couple met when Joshua was just 12. In 2006, they ran into each other again at a local party, and soon they began enjoying romantic movies and naughty sex. The News even reports that they have a child.

While we’re concerned with Joshua’s nipples (yes, there are images below), the school board is more concerned with his student status. He’s listed on the roster for Public School 121, where Salamino teaches. But she’s arguing that because his international career prevented him from ever attending classes, she is not in fact fucking a student and she should get her job back. Insanely enough, Joshua’s mom is backing him up.

When school officials contacted Joshua about the affair, he reportedly replied, “I’m tapping that ass and there’s nothing you can do about it.” Well, there’s one thing we can do, Joshua, and that’s suppress vomit while we picture this ungodly coupling.

As a bonus, enjoy the video below. Joshua makes his appearance beginning at 3:26. In a thick Queens accent that belies his delicate look, he tells us how modeling has changed his life: “It hasnt really changed me that much. I’m still the same person that I was, just in books and magazines and shit.”

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