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TTYM: The Indy 500 Winner Buzz and Why You Should Never Eat At A Stadium

In this week’s That Thing You Missed an Indy 500 winner tells it like it is, reason #3,401 why you shouldn’t eat from stadium vendors, and I want to know — is this the worst Star Spangled Banner performance you’ve ever heard?

Hammer Time

Perhaps the reason why Tony Kanaan is such a fan-favorite is because he says out loud exactly what you know every winning Indy Car driver is thinking.

I know, I know. You’ve always thought stadium food was held to the strictest levels of hygiene. And I’m sure those five $10 beers you consume during games help you achieve that blissfully ignorant conclusion.

But we are now learning that just may not be the case.

A Houston Astros fan took this video of a Sno-Cone vendor cleaning out his pipes with his wares conveniently parked right beside him on the bathroom floor.

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