The Residents

"Aphids In The Hall"

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway
Ahahahah

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

I was walking down the street
My tennies can’t be beat
When I came upon a smiling aphid chewing up his-a meat
I said to his surprise
Woo please let me pass on by!
He said to my dismay
“Yum yum yum! Some hippie pie!”

Woah Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

I began to shimmy and shake
For the fear of being ate
Was climbing up and down my spine like ants upon a plate

The aphids joy-y grin
Was enough to do me in!
I ran as fast as my legs could run for the crushing would be a sin!

Woah Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Yeah Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Oh-oh!

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Yeah Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Ah Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway!