I've seen movies like this before with extremely bad editing and that are incoherent. Jaws 4 and Dead or Alive are some good examples, but they may not be this bad. Anyways, good review on the movie.

Though something caught my attention, there is no Buy It label at the top of the review like usual. Is the movie only available through the Winterbeast website? Speaking of which, if it is only available through that site, how did you come across it?

Following a bizarre nightmare that involves a rotting friend and a wiggly monster

I think you must have a Webcam on me when I'm sleeping, Andrew.

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I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers- because you did, too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Salute mi familia. You'll always be with me... And you'll always be my brother.

Though something caught my attention, there is no Buy It label at the top of the review like usual. Is the movie only available through the Winterbeast website? Speaking of which, if it is only available through that site, how did you come across it?

Writer and director Christopher Thies contacted me about the film. I still do not accept screeners, but I ordered a copy from the site since it interested me. After watching it, the need to write a review finally became overwhelming.

Andrew: Oh, Man, I am so in for this film. It sounds right up my alley. Plus, you have to love a character that becomes a park ranger (normally a noble pursuit) so that he can score chicks. I can only repeat: I am so in!Thanks to Earthbound for supplying a buyer's link. Great review! I even love the fact that it was basically unfinished. -- Mykal

Well, they got my money, and, in a bad movie way, it was worth every penny.

It looks like they shot this thing over a ten year period, with characters aging drastically from shot to shot. Just how many different fake mustaches did that ranger wear, anyway?

The short bits of animation are the highlights, but all the creatures seem to suffer from some neurological defect that makes them wiggle their heads and wave their arms constantly. At least the monsters don't wear plaid.

Very little of this makes any sense (ex. why did the weird lodge owner have those PSYCHO-ish coprses all over the house, and why did he don that clown mask and dance around? Why did nobody in town seem to notice the giant chicken monster flopping down the main drag? And what happened to all the ani-monsters anyway?), but learning they never finished the thing explains a lot, I guess.