Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

What’s a nice Jewish boy like you doing without a nice Jewish girl like me? Forget about that bitch Julia, I’d treat you like you were the only space cowboy in the universe. We can spend hours drifting around Ganymede, me combing out your Jew-fro, you chain smoking like a fiend. Necrophilia is OK when you’re just a series of panels!

Trent Lane (Daria)

A (Haiku) Moody musician/ monosyllabic but hot/totally crushing s part of Lady Gaga's desire to be both environmentally friend and completely strange, her house's power runs entire on rabbit shrieks. Which she gets by burning hundreds of them a day in her "classic style" crematorium.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Listen, preacher man, you may have a Christ complex to rival Mel Gibson’s, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t kill to help you with that wood… cross. Wooden cross. That’s really your big gun. I mean. Aw jeeze.

Ned Flanders

Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon)

I may have thought you were gay at first, but that’s OK. I mean, just because your main form of weaponry is a rose and you dress really well, doesn’t mean you don’t go both ways. I’m into fluid sexuality. And if it doesn’t work with me, I’ll totally set you up with Seshomaru from Inuyasha.p>

The Banana (Rejected)

Jack Skellington

I Maybe it’s because you are “king” of the pumpkin patch, or perhaps it’s your ability to remember the importance of holidays, or the fact that you are voiced by Danny Elfman, or…well…isn’t that enough?

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