Hot Tag: Once (Probably Twice) In A Lifetime – To get you excited for Wrestlemania weekend, listen to this podcast wherein I drink some Nyquil and end up bitching about Professor Oak from Pokémon’s credentials. [Wear The Cheese]

Win $1000 With Free Fantasy Baseball Through Us – It’s free to sign up and you’d be ridiculous not to. You’re gonna at least win five bucks. TAKE ME ON. [FanDuel]

Hall Of Fame Differences: Magic Johnson Buys Dodgers, Dennis Rodman Hits Rock Bottom – One of them suddenly has two billion dollars to blow and the other’s showing up at a wrestling convention this weekend. The road less traveled, as they say. [Smoking Section]

The 25 Most Awkward Photos In MMA History – You could probably stretch this out to 50 with 25 pics of Brock Lesnar’s penis-chestsword. [Cage Potato]

Go Greendale Hard: Levar Allen Raps About His ‘Community’ Angst – I wish he didn’t mention NBC so much so they could find a way to work this song onto the show. Annie’s Boobs photo only loosely related. [Warming Glow]

Gary Busey Gets Into A Fight Over The Design Of Heaven – But he never once had a problem with dying and being brought back in the body of a small dog. [Film Drunk]

Funny, Sexy And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week – I want you inside of me, Darkwing Duck lady. [Gamma Squad]

75 Hoodie Wearers Who Are Up To No Good – I keep wanting this case to not be so horrible, and end up revealing that the guy shot him because he really hates Arizona tea. [UPROXX]

50 Graphical Breakdowns Of Our Favorite Rap Songs – Ludacris “claiming” to have hoes in various area codes made me laugh out loud. This is solid and incredibly, incredibly uncool. [UPROXX]

Status Updates on 5 Film Sequels We Actually Want to See –District 9 has one of my favorite endings ever, and while sequels don’t ruin the original film … yeah, sometimes they do. [Pajiba]