This was so funny. I loved all of the responses! Especially Edward's all the way through. Emmett's intital reactions. Esme was wonderful. I loved Rosalie and her threats and her praises. She was so funny. Bella was perfect! Have a great day!

oh my GAWD this was bloody hysterical! did you preface this with a note about winning the contest? damn well deserved, chica! you kept it in canon for the parent fic, and it was funny as hell, and nicely citrusy... i give it 10.5 thumbs up! :D

I just finished reading T in A, and I'm moving on to the crackfic. Earthquake, that's funny. That stuff always has the stupidest names. I think you captured the characterizations from the original fic and took them on a fun side journey here. Quite deserving of the co-win. Thanks for writing :)