Okay. It was a good speech. But for my money, I think Hillary Clinton made a better case for Barack Obama than Barack Obama. The one-two punch of her and Michelle Obama hit me in the gut and affected me emotionally unlike any of the other speakers I saw or heard at the Democratic National Convention. Grrrrrl power! And now I understand why 54% of my readership is straight women. We feel the same feelings! We think in the same ways! Our vaginas get wet at the same man sights!

I always assume I'm preaching to the converted here, but maybe I'm not. Is my readership more varied than expected? Are there any McCain supporters out there? Anywhere? I really want to know. Don't be afraid. I won't mock you. Take this poll now: