Most people know the Porsche Cayenne Turbo as the scourge of school drop-off zones and Starbucks drive-thrus everywhere. Finally, people are taking these things off the pavement and into what should be their natural territory: mud! Muck! Dirt! Grime! YES.

Andrew Ross Sorkin, author of the book "Too Big to Fail," brings us this personalized license plate belonging to Morgan Stanley Vice-Chairman Rob Kindler who thought it appropriate to make a joke of the current financial mess. [AndrewRossSorkin.com]

We're not huge fans of the idea of Porsche building an overweight, oversized suvvie in the first place, but this is just adding insult to injury. Thanks to the eagle eyes of Vintage Racer, we're now torn up about what to think about the Porsche Cayenne Turbo "Cannabis" Edition built by the Russian builder GT-A Tuners.…