The 60 Year Old Moron

Channeling Andy Rooney here… did you ever notice how Dub is always making this same gesture with his hands all the time? Once I thought he was just drying his nails or showing off his manicure… Many have said that the gesture is very purposeful and calculated while others have suggested that it is somewhat of a tell… revealing his secrets and his inner workings…

I’ve sort of come around to the latter way of thinking… I think he’s self conscious, and he’s hiding something… something like… like… a Man-o-lantern…?