Jardsam's Baby sitting service

One night in the Chaos Realm, Jardsam referred to the child of the strongest brawler in the bar as Slaughterhouse, destroyer of worlds. After the initial laughter, he was forced to explain that actually, he speaks fluent infant. After a brief conversation where he explained that the child, legally named Aruman, called himself Slaughterhouse, destroyer of worlds, and had dubbed his father Notmother. Jardsam also shared this illustrious title, and everyone else was referred to as 'Slave'.

During the night's revelry, it was suggested through several drunken slurs that Jardsam should be a babysitter. He then realised that, despite outliving several thousand consecutive universes, he had never once been a professional babysitter.

He left the bar immediately and had the flyers and business cards made, distributing them throughout all time and space before returning home and awaiting his first client.

@Shadowchaos: You say that, but he's had more childrearing experience than any other character on the vice put together. Despite his evil tendencies, he's a pretty good dad. For the first ten-twelve years, then he goes out for a twix and never comes back.

@Soltice: you saw how I remade one of my bios right? well the reason behind that was because the first one wasn't letting me edit it. I mean it would let me edit it but when I press submit I got nothing it was like I didn't even press it. So when I remade it the same thing happened and I can't even post comments on either on of the threads.