I typed “I,” and there was Ikea. Sorry, Ingemar, I don’t need furniture.

“A” brought up Amazon. But who needs a book? After all reading takes, like, time.

“B” was Bank of America. Good idea, if this keeps up I’m going to need a loan.

“C” was for Craigslist.

“D” was for dictionary. I’m out of money and need to find a word that means “crass commercialism.”

The Official Google Blog promises: “As you can imagine, searching even before someone types isn’t easy—which is why we are so excited today to be unveiling Google Instant. Google Instant is search-before-you-type. Instant takes what you have typed already, predicts the most likely completion and streams results in real-time for those predictions—yielding a smarter and faster search that is interactive, predictive and powerful.”