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As of April 2016, The database that stores works on A03 does not allow emoji. If you try to add an emoji it will end your story there. Any words after the emoji? Poof. Gone. This is a known, if poorly advertised, issue with the archive.

Summary

As the third richest person in the world, Tony Stark wouldn't be caught dead with his lovers in something as pedestrian as Victoria's Secret. Hell, he wasn't about to let anyone he invited to live in his tower defile it with that mass-produced crap.

Or: Five times Tony Stark procured intimate apparel for the Avengers and the one time it was procured for him.

Or: The gift fic no-one asked for, but I wrote anyway.

Note: Rating has been reduced to TEEN. While Tony Stark is an unrepentant pervert in this slice-of-life style 5+1; it is certainly less raunchy than Coyote Ugly (PG-13) and I don't think it's any more explicit than most YA fantasy & SF.

Bookmarker's Notes

"And Neal is very attractive," she continued, teasing him. "I think there's a national consensus on that."

"Too attractive," said Peter darkly. "He's a peacock." But his body relaxed under her.

El pulled back and batted her eyelashes at him. "You want me to wear the peacock tail for you?" She reached behind her for the hat and put it on, slanting it sideways and laughing at his response. "You like that, huh?"