And now, because YOU demanded it, another THRILLING installment of: “Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!” Brought to you by the council of “Fantasizing About Ten Whoppers On Mayonnaise Encrusted Nutterbutters” or F.A.T.W.O.M.E.N. I would never suggest that freedom of speech be taken away from anyone, especially on a forum like the internet. Your opinion is just as valid as mine, and you should be able to go online and bitch about what you choose, worship who you choose, and voice your masturbational preferences. However, saying that you weigh 118 pounds, when you really weigh 318 pounds is NOT an opinion…it’s a fucking lie and it serves no other purpose other than wasting my god damned time. People lie about all kinds of…

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And now it’s time for another installment of: “Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!” By: a guy who’s currently getting laid so can say whatever he wants to other women (All responses would be much kinder if author was truly looking for some tang) Crazy lady: I’m in an unfulfilling long term relationship with a guy. I miss the days of passion and feeling wanted. I’m looking to get to know a nice guy and let them get to know me through texting/email. I don’t really want to end the relationship because I feel that I am just in a rut at the moment and I will get over it eventually. Therefore, I’m not looking for sex or even a meeting. Holla! Me:…