Rainbow Dash: Wait. Then how am I supposed to go on the rollercoaster?

Applejack: You'll find time. And you might even learn a thing or two about havin' a good time from these old gals.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. That'll happen.

Applejack: All right, y'all! Time to get this show on the road! [chuckles] Or in the sky, in this case.

[grannies chattering]

Rainbow Dash: [groans] Come on, come on, come on!

[cats meowing]

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

[whooshing]

Rainbow Dash: Go, go, go, go, go!

Rainbow Dash: Argh! Everypony okay in there?

Granny Smith: Dandy as a pansy in a plant pot!

Apple Rose: You know, this hot air balloon ride reminds me of the time I climbed a tree. Have I ever told you that story?

Auntie Applesauce: Only about a million times.

Apple Rose: Huh? What did you say?

Rainbow Dash: [echoing] They said they've heard the tree story!

Apple Rose: Oh, you wanna hear the tree story? Okay.

Goldie Delicious: Here we go again.

Apple Rose: Back when I was a young filly, I was afraid of tree-climbin'. These knockin' hooves sweatin'. Have you ever had the hoof sweats? Well, they're just the worst thing. You know, cousin Strudel – she used to get 'em too. Now, of course she was a champion fritter... [fades out]

[distant cheers]

Rainbow Dash: The Wild Blue Yonder is in our hotel?! Uh, I bet you grannies are feeling super tired from your journey.

Granny Smith: Nope! How about a trot down the avenue to see the sights, girls?

Goldie Delicious: Oh, forget the sights! I came here to play some serious horseshoe toss!

Apple Rose: Oh, can we see the rainbow fountains at the water show? They're so magical!

Auntie Applesauce: My pores are crying for a mud mask at the Prism Palace Spa!

Rainbow Dash: You know what would be really fun? Relaxing in our room! Come on. Last one to the hotel is a rotten apple! [whoosh] Let me get that for ya. [grunting]

[distant cheering]

Rainbow Dash: [gasps] Oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh! There it is! The best rollercoaster ever!

Auntie Applesauce: Well, I hope you're happy! We've been waiting to be picked as the lovely assistants in that trick for years!

Goldie Delicious: You keep ruinin' our fun! I had a hot hoof goin' in that game you decided to lose for us!

Granny Smith: And I wanted to eat those nachos at the buffet!

Apple Rose: And I could have torn up the dance floor if you didn't keep stopping me!

Granny Smith: They're bein' too polite to say it, so I will! Rainbow Dash, we thought you'd be a hoot, but I ain't never met a wetter hen!

Rainbow Dash: What?!

Goldie Delicious: She's right! You've had your mane in a twist ever since we arrived!

Apple Rose: Is something the matter, dear?

Rainbow Dash: I'm so sorry, everypony. The truth is, all I wanted to do for this whole trip is ride the Wild Blue Yonder. I mean, it's why I came to Las Pegasus in the first place! Applejack told me not to let you out of my sight, or you might overdo it and we'd have to go home early.

Auntie Applesauce: Applejack put you up to this?

Grannies: [annoyed chattering]

Rainbow Dash: Well, now it's too late. I ruined your trip, and it's the last day ever to ride the Wild Blue Yonder! The line is so long, I'll never get to go on it.