Sunday, May 18, 2014

Just SEE How Jonathan & Nigerian Governors Escape From Boko Haram

Someone sent this to us and it really got me laughing but you can relate it to what is going on today:

Boko Haram commmander, Abubakar Shekau has demanded for a 2-day urgent
meeting with the President, his Vice and the 36 Governors in the
country. It will start on Sunday and end on Monday. The meeting is to
hold in their Camp in the dreaded forest.

Government reaction: President Goodluck Jonathan has directed
that all the Governors should be present in the meeting as he wont be
able to be there because he has an urgent meeting in Paris. Oga Jona
escapes.

Governor Amaechi called Fashola today and told him that he is travelling
tomorrow and that he wont be back until Tuesday, Fashola said he should
call another person because he himself is already on his way to England
to see the Queen.
Oshiomole called Uduaghan to tell him that he is travelling to Senegal
and he will come back on Tuesday, but Uduaghan said I was about calling
you to tell you that am on my way to UK Prison to see my Oga, Ibori.

When Okorocha called Vice President Sambo to ask how the meeting will be, Sambo said: my brother I am not feeling fine o and I wont feel fine until Tuesday evening...

Okorocha said ehyaa, I just want to tell you that I
am in One Airport in Ghana, and many of the Governors are also here with
me, we are on a queue to get a ticket for night flight. Please we are
all coming back to Nigeria on Tuesday evening.

Ajimobi got to the Airport trying to jet out, he saw Aregbesola booking for a ticket to move with the next flight.

When Ibikunle Amosun called Kayode Fayemi to tell him dat he wont be
able to come to the meeting because he wants to go to Portugal, Kayode
Fayemi told him: I am presently in India, in fact Mimiko is also here
wit me, we wont be back until Tuesday evening...

Fellow Nigerians: who will now attend to this Boko Haram and save our Country from this madness?