There are many mistruths about fire, like the fact that jumping in water or rolling on the floor can 'cure' being on fire. This is not the case. Being on fire is a condition, not a illness.

Now is not the time to concern yourself with otherwise significant issues such as the fire being yellow, which is just not your colour. Many people do not suit the colour yellow, but if you burn well the fire will soon become white hot, thus nicely showing off your new tan!

You may have suspected yourself of being on fire before realizing it fully, the fact everybody looks at you with a look of horror reserved only for the worst things on the face of this good earth. But there are support groups for people like you.

Some organizations to contact include your local burning people anonymous group, where people on fire come together to talk about being on fire.