I've been answering these profile questions anxiously awaiting
"Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or ten duck-sized
horses?" But, alas, it has not yet come. The world may never know
my awesome answer now.

But allow me to fill you in on other interesting* tidbits.

I spend 8 hours or more a day being serious-managing-leadership
guy. So I like to separate my work and not work personas. Though,
my work persona likes to peek its ugly alpha head sometimes and
interfere with my life. Next thing you know I'm volunteering to
lead a nationally recognized soccer supporter group in my spare
time.

I sometimes care too much about things and people I shouldn't care
about. Like, whether people are going to notice that my spiky hair
looked better yesterday than it does today. Or Jon Lovitz.

I'm pretty convincing at making you believe I know exactly what I'm
doing right up until the point of no return. At which point it will
be an outstanding success or it will be a story you will tell your
grandkids. "Yeah, I remember that time this guy took me on a Native
American spiritual journey. 'It'll be fun' he said. Anyway, 5 days
later after the park rangers found us naked, lost, and 14 miles
away from camp..."

Believe it or not, I am pretty well grounded and live a pretty
serious adult life. Yeah, I may be a little introverted at first,
but if I can manage a smile out of you then that's all I need to
expose myself. Not in that way. No. Jeez.

*Actual claims of tidbits being interesting have not been
verified.

UPDATE: I did that thing that tells me what thing I am. INTP for
those in the know.

Spoon River Anthology
Angels In America
RENT
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
Jesus Christ Superstar
Chicken
BBC
Nights at the theatre
Beatles
Portishead
Rapcore (yeah, I know, I'm still living in the 90s)
Reddit
D.C. United
Arsenal

-An outlet for my commentary on a subject. It's funny and I need
someone to hear it, dammit!
-Someone who will always understand my humor
-Being told that I'm an idiot and I'm wrong. Sometimes.
-My bicycle (I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or
Superman. All I want to do is BICYCLE!)
-My memory of every single song lyric that I currently know.
-A good pair of socks.

1: Why do checks even exist any more? We are this close to
transferring money via telepathy and people still write checks at
the grocery store.
2: How could I have done that better? I constantly want to do
better.

Just getting off of work and I'm exhausted and just want to go home
and lay in bed. But then my phone rings and it's a friend inviting
me out for some drinks. To which I reply, "Hells to the yes!" In
the event that my phone does not ring I patiently sit in my room
staring at my phone while watching one of many various video
streaming services. Sometimes it rings. Sometimes it doesn't.
Either way, I'm enjoying the night.

I apparently take a lot of selfies. Read that selfies aren't the
best pictures to place on an OKC profile. So, as I'm searching my
computer for a good photo I realized that I'm the one always behind
the camera. I'm not sure if it's because I don't like being in
front of the camera. Like, when I shoot photos, I hate posing
people. I love capturing candids and natural looks. So, that's why
there's only like three photos of me. Otherwise it's selfies.

You want a new friend to make you laugh. You want someone to hang
out with. Cuddle with. Watch netflix with. Do the hanky panky with.
If you laughed instead of rolled your eyes at my use of "hanky
panky." You're open to whatever possibilities there are, and are
comfortable laying out your expectations early on so we're both on
the same page.