“OK. The question is: ‘What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?’”

“And the answer is ‘The head, the heart, and the penis.’”

Shortly after that, the couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling confident and at ease, plummeting into a deep and restful slumber.

At 3:30 in the morning, however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question.

“The head, the heart, and the penis,” Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep.

Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth.

Once again, Jane replied correctly.

So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel the butterflies conquering her stomach and nervousness running through her veins.

The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days events, faced Jane and asked the big question.

“Jane, for $100,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds.”

“Hmm, uhm, the head?” she said nervously. “Very good. Six seconds.”

“Eh, uh, the heart?” “Very good! Four seconds.”

“I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning…”