Monday, June 15 2015

Being a system administrator, I read your email. Of course I do. If you
didn't want me to read it, you wouldn't send it to me. I want you to
read the email that I send to you, too, but I don't set your priorities
so whether or not you read the email I send is entirely up to you and
I'm not going to worry about it.

Starting today, Monday June 15th, 2015, I will assume even if I have
reason to believe otherwise that all email that I send to you and
which is accepted for delivery by the mail server(s) for your email
domain:

will promptly be read and understood by you;

will be retained by you for future reference;

addresses a subject which is unimportant to you at this time
if you do not promptly act upon any action items contained
within it.

If you're a current client I'd be thrilled to hear from you that you got
as far as reading "the magic word" which is (intended
humorously): nihilarian.