Stewart noted that the recent photos and video released made
North Korea seem like it was preparing for a war in the last
century.

"Your war-mongering's a little retro," Stewart said.

"You know, with the goose-stepping and the hill-conquering
and the — really? — cardboard cut-out targets. And, oh, there’s
the commander on the bridge and he’s got — what’s that!?
Binoculars? Magnified vision in both
eyes?"

"We've moved on from the Patton thing," Stewart
said.

Stewart said that any potential conflict would amount to a
"rebound war" for the U.S.

"If we're looking for any kind of conflict right now, it's
going to be a rebound war, and I don't think you want that," he
said. "Just straight up destruction. You know what I mean? Just
to remind us the equipment still works."