Daybreakers comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray tomorrow. That’s the movie where everyone’s a vampire and they bottle blood to keep the peace, but then Ethan Hawke realizes that they’re running out of blood and has to save humanity. If you’re like us, that movie got you thinking about whether you’d survive in a world of vampires. Lucky for you, we’ve created this flowchart to help you figure it out:

Vampire culture is such shit. Maybe 3 or 4 decent vampire movies ever (no, Lost Boys isn’t one of them). All the rest are pure rubbish. Even the decent ones are full of standard retarded high-fashion, over-acting, camera-vogue shit.

They fall into one of 2 categories: 1. The “hip” grandson of the pulp romance novels pretending to be edgy but is just FX driven love story geared toward hooking chicks with things other than story or logic. 2. The Pseudo cool shot at making an action heavy play for the dudes that can’t stop itself from stepping in the shit of clownish vampires and dumb writing. Piss.

I like Zombie films. Which are arguably also shit. Is there a drunken Friday argument here? Which ever one of you that sides with the vampires is gay though, so I see why this might not happen. Good luck.

I have seen every episode of Buffy more than once and all of Angel. I have come to two conclusions: 1. I could totally survive vampire attacks (and all the other crazy shit) and 2. I wish I was Freddy Prince Jr.