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A couple nights back the beautiful Candice Swanepoel and MILFilicous Alessandra Ambrosio were two of the sexy attendees that hit up Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts for the launch event for photographer Mario Testino’s “In Your Face” exhibit. Other hotties in attendance were Gisele Bundchen (who we didn’t snag photos of) and Joan Smalls (who makes a cameo apperance in the Gallery. In our lazy efforts we copy and paste the following description: “In Your Face” offers a provocative inside look at some of today’s most elusive and exclusive subjects through the lens of renowned fashion and portrait photographer and Vogue and Vanity Fair contributor Mario Testino. For more info, visit the Museum of Fine Arts website but not until after you check out all the beautiful photos in the Gallery.

I really love Candice, but she's so innocent, girly. She looks like a doll, but there is no sex for her. She's just nice and cute. Ale is a pure beauty. The sexiest, hot, pretty, confident Woman with the perfect feminine body.

I really love Candice, but she's so innocent, girly. She looks like a doll, but there is no sex for her. She's just nice and cute. Ale is a pure beauty. The sexiest, hot, pretty, confident Woman with the perfect feminine body.

[Ale is just giving us the standard pose that women often do when wearing a dress like that.]

Doesn't matter how many women do it, it's still retarded. If Ale did it (or arched her back) for a fashion shoot to be published in a clothes magazine, I'd be OK with it. But these are from an appearance -- retarded.

I hope you also deduct points when Candice arches her back and contorts her body so it appears more curvy than it actually is. Ale is just giving us the standard pose that women often do when wearing a dress like that.

I hated on Ale when she was younger, but now I believe she's the prettiest and, more importantly, the sexiest VS model. I'm not sure if my tastes changed or if motherhood did wonders for her.

Ale looks good here, but still, better than Candice? I deduct points for the unnatural pose to show off the leg. It looked retarded when Angelina Jolie did it, it still looks retarded, and it will always look retarded.

Yes, Ale does look much better than Candice. It's not even a competition. Ale is wearing a dress with a high slit to show off her legs and you're deducting points, because she is exposing her leg? What kind of a perv are you?

I hope you also deduct points when Candice arches her back and contorts her body so it appears more curvy than it actually is. Ale is just giving us the standard pose that women often do when wearing a dress like that.

I hated on Ale when she was younger, but now I believe she's the prettiest and, more importantly, the sexiest VS model. I'm not sure if my tastes changed or if motherhood did wonders for her.

[Ale is just giving us the standard pose that women often do when wearing a dress like that.]

Doesn't matter how many women do it, it's still retarded. If Ale did it (or arched her back) for a fashion shoot to be published in a clothes magazine, I'd be OK with it. But these are from an appearance -- retarded.

Yes, Ale does look much better than Candice. It's not even a competition. Ale is wearing a dress with a high slit to show off her legs and you're deducting points, because she is exposing her leg? What kind of a perv are you?

Ale looks good here, but still, better than Candice? I deduct points for the unnatural pose to show off the leg. It looked retarded when Angelina Jolie did it, it still looks retarded, and it will always look retarded.