Posted:6th Oct 2007You have french toast...but sadly it is a frenchman who has been roasted on a spit and now everybody in France is mobbing to kill you for eating one of their countrymen. Their main weapons are cow trebuchets and rediculously silly taunts.

I wish I was a touring rockstar with many adoring fans.

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Posted:7th Oct 2007You get a handful of amgic beans, but forget this wish and eat them. Then some foreign spiky plant grows in your body and takes over your mind. It kills all of your loved ones and deletes your HoP account (Oh noes!) Then when you have control over your body again...well you can guess the rest.

I wish my hair would self dry.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

Posted:8th Oct 2007Your hair gets so good at drying, it starts actually drying the surrounding area.. and you turn Australia into even more of a desert than it already is, before being lynched by an angry mob.