Naked Caveman With a Cell Phone Terrorizes Texas [VIDEO]

Some people in El Paso, Texas, say they live in fear … of the naked caveman in McKelligon Canyon. All of that sentence is true.

Over the weekend, some hikers discovered a cave complete with furnishings and other signs of life when, they claim, a naked man (not pictured) sprung from the cave and chased them down the mountainside.

The caveman has been terrorizing people for nearly three years, according to some residents of an apartment community just below the mountain. They say that sometimes he can even be seen taking baths in their laundry room and working out on their jungle gym. Other residents claim the mountain man steals their clothes.

However, the nameless cave dweller disagrees. He says that he isn’t hurting anyone, and the “busy bodies” of the community make up lies about him running around naked. “If that’s true, where’s the pictures?” he asked.

The caveman says that he keeps up on current events with his cell phone and lives off of donating plasma, public donations and by recycling cans.

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