For some reason, many reviewers apparently thought the Full House remake was trying to be legitimately good television as opposed to an excuse for John Stamos, Bob Saget, Candace Cameron-Bure, and the rest of the cast to be a TV family again.

The executive producer and costar of the series stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyerson Thursday to promote the show… but ended up being forced to endure some HIGHlariously negative reviews of his show!

And his responses are just as vicious!

Ch-ch-check out Seth Meyers' version of "Mean Tweets" with John Stamos (below)!!!

"My metabolism actually changed like crazy this year. I have Hashimoto's disease. It's a thyroid disease, and it's now been two years since taking the medication for it, so for the VS show I didn't want to lose any more weight, I just want to have muscles in the right place, and if my butt can get a little perkier, then that's good."