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Too many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksGoing to the partySipping on BacardiWanna meet a hottieBut there's Adam, Steve and MartyThere's Billy, Todd and TommyThey're on leave from the armyThe only boobs I'll see tonightWill be made of origamiTell the players, make it understoodIt ain't no good if there's too much woodMake sure you know before you goThe dance floor bro-hoe ratioFive to one is a brodeoTell Steve and Mike it's time to goWait outside all night to findTwenty dudes in a conga lineToo many dicks on the dance floorEasy to fixToo many dicks on the dance floorSpread out the dicksToo many dudesWith too many dicksToo close to my shitToo hard to meet chicksI need better oddsMore broads, less rodsI came to do battleScadaddle with the cattle prodsToo many boysToo many mistersNot enough sistersToo much time onToo many handsNot enough ladiesToo many mansNot enough ladiesToo many mansNot enough ladiesToo many mansToo many mansToo many mansToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksToo many dongsToo many schlongsNow sing this songToo many dicks on theToo many dicks on theDicks on the, dicks on theDicks, dicks, dance, dicks, dicks, dicksDicks, dicks, dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floor

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