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Thursday, November 12, 2015

The Big And Grand Want A Hand!

So the other day the cat was out and about at his bay. A nut I had not seen in a while gave me a smile. He thought he was so grand. You know, the bragging without bragging type across the land.

Look at me.
Come and see.
Look at my cash.
Who needs small trash.

I'm so great.
None can relate.
My ego will rise.
I'm just that wise.

I've won the prize.
I hope no one dies.
Whoops, I bought it.
Same type of shit.

Bought my own reward.
Hey, I pulled the cord.
I'm just that good.
Admire me you should.

Look my way.
Look at my new display.
Look at it and be impressed.
Your life is so messed.

Mine is so grand.
I can't even carry it in each hand.
I need a trolley to get it out.
Don't I have such clout?

That is right.
You love the site.
Stare at my big TV.
It is such a sight to see.

It makes me so great.
Everyone will want to be my mate.
All because I have a giant TV.
You can see it from a far away tree.

So admire and hang your head.
This is bigger than your bed.
You have to be jealous of me.
That is how it's supposed to be.

I'm not overcompensating.
My ego is not inflating.
I'm just that good.
Bow down to me you should.

Pffft whoopdi friggin doo. I didn't give him the time of day once he entered my view. Wow, you have a big TV. You are still a douchebag to me. And there was my little rant of the day. Big TVs are fine at my bay, but that doesn't make one anymore likeable to me. I'll still give them a flea on the knee. Or maybe just some gas out my little rhyming ass.

all de "stuff" in de werld canna buy ya a bit oh happee nezz ore even health....peepulz iz stooooooooopid, they all ways want de latest & grate est & de latest & gratest lastz like... one month... & then they gottta go buy "stuff" again......faaaaaaaaaaaaaa....we haz had de same bed & de same toyz for like yeerz !!!! ♥♥♥

My not so big tv has a big stripe down the right hand side of the screen. We've been talking about getting a new one for several years now. Good think I mostly listen to it instead of watch it. Maybe when the stripe covers half the screen, we'll get around to it!

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.