Bryce Harper is a teenage phenom, cast into the spotlight at an age younger than most. Just like Justin Bieber.

Both are talented, mostly unlikable, somewhat controversial, and fall between douchey and everybody hates me because I’m better than them. The similarities are striking, really (though Bieber gets the slight edge for Selena Gomez).

So of course Harper changed his batter’s music to Bieber’s Boyfriend last night. Or, his teammates did…