Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday Night TV Sucks

Every Tuesday Jason and I have the same conversation.Jason: What do we watch on Tuesdays?Me: There is nothing good on Tuesday. This is the night that we watch "America's Funniest Home Videos" for three hours straight.Jason: Oh yeah.

I had stopped bothering to find anything to watch on Tuesday, and had set a timer for the channel to switch to ABC Family every Tuesday at seven. I was horrified last night when the channel switched and some lame-o teen drama was on. What am I supposed to do now? I think the ABC Family execs have a letter coming their way. I need my weekly dose of people falling off trampolines, and cats making noises that sound like words. Darn.

I used to hate AFV but Gabe insisted on watching it. I crumbled, and now I actually pay attention... and actually laugh. In fact, I ANNOY my own self with my reactions to the videos, like, "OHHH!", "Don't do it!" and "AUGH!"

About Me

I have three sons, who are stacked like pancakes (six, five, and two). I live in an old farmhouse between a cow pasture and a wheat field. I grew up in suburbia, so rural life is a new adventure for me. Aside from my sons, I am a mommy to a bitchy rescued goat, a mounting number of barn cats, my three couch-hounds (yes, that is their official breed), a goofy mastiff named Kaiser, an old ex-hunting dog, and a three legged pit bull mutt. What else? I'm married to a guy with a bunch of old jeeps, and tattoos, who is a mechanical genius. I let my kids watch t.v., and play in the dirt. I have crooked pinkies. I love Henry Rollins, but hate his music. I'm a vegan. I have a useless English degree. I am a crappy housekeeper, but a good cook.uhhhh....that's about it.