Britain to be hit by “entirely typical weather”

TEMPERATURES in the UK are going to fall sharply over the coming weeks because that is what happens at this time of year, it has been claimed.

Meteorologists believe that winter, a spell of short, cold days commonly defined as a season, will be more or less exactly what you would expect.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Household fuel costs will rise considerably as families try to increase the temperature of their homes.

“People on the verge of death may die.

“Ice and snow will create icy, snowy conditions.

“Your car will refuse to start.

“Because it’s winter.”

Speaking of extreme weather, how long will it take for the headbangers at Skeptical Science to label Richard Muller a filthy denier for this:

It is wise to be cautious about the panic that sets in when a storm kills a large number of people. People search for reasons to believe the storms are worse than in the past, even if the numbers contradict them. Victims naturally wish to explain why loved ones died and they look for a villain — and they can find one in global warming.

But global warming does not obviously lead to increased or more violent tornadoes. It is possible, for instance, that the increased energy brought by the higher temperatures of global warming is less significant than global warming’s reduction in the north-south temperature difference (the poles warm more than the Equator). The latter could reduce the kind of hot-cold weather fronts that generate severe storms. The current climate models are simply unable to make a clear prediction, and reduced tornadoes from global warming are just as plausible as increased ones.

One thing is clear, however: The number of severe tornadoes has gone down. That is not a scientific hypothesis, but a scientific conclusion based on observation. Regardless of the limitations of climate theory, we can take some comfort in that fact. (source)

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Very funny and all so true, all the mad climate scaremongers hate a valid and clear argument and I have long believed that there is nothing going on with our planets weather that is unusual or abnormal, it is all same ‘oh” same ‘oh’ and nothing more than that.

Australia too is headed for an entirely typical summer.
– Drier season more likely for northeast Australia (but rainfall in the remainder will be normal)
– Near average cyclone season most likely for Australia
– El Niño-Southern Oscillation (ENSO) remains in a neutral state
– A warm season likely for most of Australia (well it is summer after all and despite the Bureau’s use of ominous red colours over most of Australia, which incidentally the colours were changed to better reflect the Bureau’s penchant for global warming, they do make this concession … “… the main climate influences are likely to remain neutral (and hence have lesser impact upon Australia) over the coming months …”)

So much the same can be said for Australia:

TEMPERATURES in Australia are going to rise sharply over the coming weeks because that is what happens at this time of year, it has been claimed.

Meteorologists believe that summer, a spell of long, hot days commonly defined as a season, will be more or less exactly what you would expect.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Household fuel costs will rise considerably as families try to decrease the temperature of their homes.

It is being investigated by the IPCC. The report will be ready in five years time, by which time it will be thoroughly out of date, so another report will have to be written, which by the time it is completed it will also be out of date. Ad infinitem. Thats how public servants stay employed and get paid while the rest of the world has to work. No wonder the public servants unions wants to stay in power….See this report:http://www.ombudsman.vic.gov.au/www/html/334-parliamentary-reports-2013.asp
Do you wonder why you cant get a job in the public service?