Chris Henry is going to be arrested again. This is a statement you probably could have made at any point in the last, oh, three years. But it's one you can make specifically for today. Because Chris Henry is being arrested today.

Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry has been accused of punching an 18-year-old in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle.

Court documents show Henry was charged Wednesday with misdemeanor assault and criminal damaging in the Monday incident in Cincinnati. A warrant has been issued for his arrest.

This now Henry's third incident since he was banned by the NFL for eight games. At this point, we've legitimately lost count of his number of arrests. Which, all told, is a number to be somewhat proud of. It's certainly the last stat he'll be putting up for a while.