Dallas Cowboys To Adopt Malcolm McClaren 'Cowboys Cocks' Logo

The NFL's Dallas Cowboys, better known as America's Team, are to make a change to their famous logo on their helmets this season, dispensing with their traditional Blue One-star crest, and replacing it with Sex Pistols' manager Malcolm McClaren's infamous 1978 image of two cowboys, naked from the waist down aside from their boots, whose exposed penises and touching each other.

The hierarchy at the butch Texan club have decided that the Texas Star is outdated, and does not accurately reflect the Cowboys in their title. The new crest will surely create a stir wherever it is seen this year.

A spokesman for the Cowboys said at a news conference on Friday that, as there are so many fags on the franchise's roster, the change would be "appropriate and entirely representative of the make-up of the team", and the new logo will be paraded 'on the helmet' starting with the game against Tampa Bay on Sunday 13 September.

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