I was reading a review of The Nikki Jayne Experiment which was posted to VideoBox on 12/23/09. The review was written by zarinafan (this name sounds oddly familiar to me but I can’t place it – anyone?) at Adult DVD Talk. In reviewing the Veronique Vega scene, zarinafan maintains the awesome head given by Veronique proves his theory that when it comes to adult performers, the smaller the boobs and the shorter the hair – the better the head. Veronique is not exactly a member of the itty bitty titty committee (34B according to IAFD), but everything is relative, and by pornstar standards I guess her breasts are closer to modest than ginormous.

Love Veronique’s big eyes when she flashes them to the camera. Good stroke – suck coordination, first with the left hand, then with the right. Camera capturing the action from behind and to the side was hot. Could have done without the guy forcing Veronique’s head down on his cock. Regular readers of the blog know that Veronique is a rope favorite and can do no wrong. So I’m with zarinafan pretty much by default at this point.

Let’s try to find a few more small boob – short hair girls and see if we can detect a pattern.

Emily (35A) is wearing her trademark short cut for this scene. She demonstrates her deep throating skills on a large dildo, before waving over the lucky guy. Emily delivers expert head including deep throat with some of the action captured POV style. She finishes the guy but the cumshot was poorly captured. Impressive blowjob though.

Desert Rose (34B) tells us she was fourteen the first time she had sex but seventeen the first time she had a cock in her mouth. She gives Mark Davis a slow steady blowjob. While Desert doesn’t go too deep, she provides a tantalizing tease to Mark’s helmet with good eye contact.

Sasha (34B) is on a job interview to answer the phones but the boss (Steve Austin) wants to see her body. She strips down, crawls under the desk and licks Steve’s balls before working her way up to the head of his dick. Slowly sucking on the head, Sasha gradually picks up the pace and works her way deeper, taking most of the big cock in her mouth. She lays on the desk with her head hanging over the edge as Steve skull fucks her. Sasha takes a big load on the face with the one negative being Steve took back control of his cock and finished himself off. Otherwise, an excellent blowjob. Scene is reminiscent of the backroom facial series. Oh, Sasha got the job.

Sierra (34A) informs us she wants to get cunt nasty in her scene. I’m not exactly sure what that means, but it has a certain ring to it. Sierra delivers an outstanding POV blowjob to Steve Austin replete with deep throating, ball sucking, cock spitting and lots of saliva. Once again, Steve regains control of the cock at the last moment and shoots a big load into and around Sierra’s mouth. Sierra shows the cum to the camera and swallows it down. Sierra is a fun girl and this is a fun scene.

Conclusion

Based on this very small sample size, I think zarinafan may be on to something. I will endeavor to do a future article covering larger boob short hair girls (Missy Monroe and Dylan Rider are a couple of names that come to mind) to see if his theory holds up to further scrutiny.

Real World Application

Zarinafan’s hypothesis was strictly for the porn industry. But might it be applicable to the general population? I need your help with this part. I was only with one girl for any length of time which fit the test parameters.

Did she have short hair? >>> Yes, yes she did.

Did she have small boobs? >>> Yes, yes she did.

Did she give good head? >>> No, no she did not.

So based on my limited experience, the theory does not hold true in the real world. But you can’t draw conclusions based on one individual. Please share with us your findings based on real life experiences. Do girls with small boobs and short hair give the best head? Ladies, I’d be most interested in hearing from you as well. Alison’s recent post revealed 10% of the blog readership is female. What are your thoughts regarding this supposition?

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5 Responses to “Small Boobs + Short Hair = Great Head?”

@ wcfields – Good to see you. Excellent point regarding Annette & Bobbi. Both with longer hair and fuller chests. Let me ask you a couple of questions if I’m not being too personal. The girl you were with in the car on the near deserted country roads (auto fellatio). Short or long hair? Small or big boobs?

I’ve always had something of a fascination with girls with short hair… not quite sure where it came from.. but I went as far as to give a discount at the rave I threw recently for girls with short/spikey/colorful hair.