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My name is Harold P. Fishchimp. I am a disgraced ex-journalist who has been living high on the hog since Y2K. I drink a lot of tea and am on heavy medication, mostly benzos such as Klonopin and Xanax. My hobbies include phillumeny and sniffing out the truth. I once held the world record for not blinking, but my record was rescinded after I admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs. Thanks anyway. Bye