Friday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Old wood to burn,
Old books to read,
Old wine to drink,
Old friends to trust."

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart on the road]
(Homer) Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura
(Moe) Eura Snotball?
(Homer) What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!

Dumb-AssSnake Jokes
Why did the viper want to become a python ?
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
What do most people do when they see a python ?
What subject are snakes good at school ?
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
What did the python say to the viper ?
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?