And it will make you want to crush a can so badly that you might find yourself feeding a few gold coins into the staff vending machine just so you can do this:

[Image via Universal Pictures]

We're certain the creature in the video is using fake hands, because there's no way the person committing these atrocities could be human.

Just look at the way that cake is being sliced. LOOK AT IT.

Surely that hand is being guided by a concentrated incarnation of pure evil.

It's the kind of thing you would expect to see in cruel psychological experiments in a horror movie.

Despite making you want shout "THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CUT A CAKE YOU MONSTER FROM HELL" and no doubt resulting in the chucking of dozens of computer screens into industrial-sized shredders, the clip has notched up nearly 50,000 views.

And apparently the depraved souls of the internet have been sending this video to people as a digital middle finger to people who cheese them off, so we reckon a fair hunk of those 50,000 views were the result of aggressive Facebook messaging.

It was made by Luksan Wunder, an actual person, and not, as we imagined, in the bowels of Hell itself.