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Sunday, October 27, 2013

Dumbass Newspaper Layouts!

Dumbass Newspaper Headlines have long been a staple of this blog. And by"staple" I naturally mean "I have no idea what to write about, so copy and paste somebody else's stuff". For today I will not only semi-plagiarize make fair use of material found on BuzzFeed, but will use material they lifted from several other sources! Or as I like to call it, "Material Mimicking Monday"!

Today's Dumbass Topic? Dumbass Newspaper Layouts! This fun-filled Dumbassery features newspaper headlines not-so-strategically placed in close proximity to another feature in the newspaper that when viewed collectively create much hilarity.

For example:

When reading the headline and looking at the photo simultaneously, we could get the impression that Prince William beats Kate Middleton. We know that it is highly unlikely that His Majesty stomps a mudhole in his lovely bride. Unless they are playing a nice game of "Naughty Catholic School Girl". This, too is not likely to happen because the Prince is a Protestant and everyone knows that Protestants do not have fun in the boudoir. Hell, Babtists, and Church of Englanders, won't even make love standing up for fear that somebody will accuse them of dancing. I'm just sayin'.

Now that you've got the picture.....

Let the stealing begin!

Look Out, Bonnie and Clyde!

Bon Voyage!

Quick! Everybody to the other side of the ship!

What a phrenzy of photographic phun and phrivolity!

Be sure to click on over to BuzzFeed, they've got at least twenty more screenshots of this bullshit. It's pretty funny stuff.