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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Meade, Maryland – Army Pfc. Bradley Manning charged with providing troves of government documents to WikiLeaks, has now been convicted of five espionage counts, five theft charges, a computer fraud charge and other military infractions. Manning maintains that all he was trying to do was to promote a society where there are no secrets, and that he still believes he was doing the right thing by making public, all of the U.S. missile launch codes.