At long last, you can now buy these two books any time you chose from Createspace.com! Voltaire himself has inspected the quality of their printing and has been selling these very same books from this print on demand service at his live shows!

FIFTY SHADES OF GREYS

Extraterrestrials come to our world, they read a certain book and become inspired ( or is that confused? You decide!) They arrive at the conclusion that the best way to understand human culture is to try all fifty shenanigans themselves! The result is a hilariously perverted journey through sci-fi kink! For mature readers- Definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!