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Biz, it can't lose sync.... it's a minute long mp3 - a "faux loop" over music. something on your end must of slowed your computer down a sec, knocking out the timing. Play it again and listen to the whole song, when it finally does loop around again, before the music starts, you'll see it's still synched.