OMG! You don't know just what happened...

I was in Tesco and saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me. Apparently they use actors on the show.

Most people won't post jokes on here, for the simple reason that it gets the sort of reaction which you got. It's a brave person indeed, who risks the ridicule and inevitable attempts to have their jokes carbon dated.

The only exceptions are 'Tommy Cooper' type jokes. In the case of 'Tommy Cooper type jokes' these jokes are considered to be hilariously funny precisely because of their staggering age.

The only exceptions are 'Tommy Cooper' type jokes. In the case of 'Tommy Cooper type jokes' these jokes are considered to be hilariously funny precisely because of their staggering age.

I've yet to find a Tommy Cooper joke thats even moderately amusing never mind "hilariously funny". That's probably leaving myself open for flaming but personally I found the guy about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then finding out there's a gas bill attached to it.*