Gallery: Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Cake Reminds Us Of Something

Kim Kardashian got married. To Kris Humphries. This is like when Tom Cruise got together with Penelope Cruz, only instead of having similar-sounding names, they put K’s where K’s don’t belong, and instead of actors, they’re idiots! Anyway, one thing’s for sure: her cake looked like something. Here are some things it faintly resembled. Doesn’t matter, though, I’m sure she didn’t eat any of it. Unless someone was filming.