The guy behind us sarcastically shouting 'Kick for posts!' or 'The drop goal's on Andy!' every time Goode got the ball

Blatantly perving at JMH or Mathew Tait - he's training to be a doctor, don't you know

Or the bizarre streaker.

A man ran onto the pitch, took every item of clothing he had on off, saluted all four stands, put all his clothing on and walked off the pitch. All this without any intervention from security of any kind.

Forget football hooliganism.

The real English disease is former public schoolboys getting naked in public and thinking it is a great laugh. It isn't. Tools.