Let me repeat that, so the full extent of the slow news day-ness is evident: dolls in bondage and wearing kinky outfits in the window of a sex shop called "Wicked Wanda" were adjudged to be interesting enough to be worthy of a television news report.

Of course, Ottowa is in Canada, and I imagine things can get pretty dull up there, it's sort of Northern Minnesota to the Max. Still ... doll bondage? How sensitized to bondage do you have to be for a sex shop showroom with dollies tied up in it to rate more than a shrug and moving on?

Maybe I'm jaded, I dunno.

Now when THIS starts showing up in showrooms ... STOP THE PRESSES! Image source: Hogtied.com.