did you want me to feel pity for you? cause in all honesty all I could do is laugh at your misfortune LOL

gosh i have the same twisted hunore as you...all i can do is laugh

hmmm but you did want tips....stand in a corner and show some leg....lick your lips and there you go an easy like 10 dollars...although you might not like swallowing at first might just be refreshing for you....i mean beggars cant be choosers....

The secret to short term survival lies with carbohydrates. Pasta, ramen, rice, bread. Find a bakery; most practically give away soon to expire products at specific times. Even ones inside supermarkets throw everything in a big bag and toss it into a dumpster. Bakery = +2 months before serious nutrition problems occur.