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The Donegal Express: "In a surprise move today, Superior General of the Society of Jesus Peter Hans Kolvenbach released a statement decrying the depiction of the shadowy religious movement known as Opus Dei in the forthcoming film adaptation of 'The DaVinci Code.'On behalf of the Society of Jesus, I ask Sony Pictures to prevent giving scandal by linking the character of 'Brother Silas' to Opus Dei and to make him a Jesuit, as is only fitting and proper..."