After the film A Day Without Mexicans came out, Mexicans
became convinced that they were so necessary to the success, the health, and the
welfare of the United States that all of them decided to make a real statement
and show just how indispensable they are.

So, they packed up lock stock and barrel and then
moved back to Mexico en masse where they planned to wait for Americans to beg
them to come back and save the U.S. Of course, they had a little problem crossing
the border into Mexico since that country was happy that most of them had left
and were busy mooching off the U.S. taxpayers instead of off their fellow Mexicans.
However, since most were citizens of Mexico, they did get back in to that country.
Once there, they figured it'd be a matter of days before the U.S. would beg them
to come back. Maybe a week at most. Then, once the U.S. begged them to come back,
the Mexicans figured that they've have tremendous leverage to demand U.S. driver's
licenses, cheap college tuition, the right to vote in our elections and more.

Well, it's been about a year now and the U.S. hasn't begged them to come back.
And, what horrible things have befallen the U.S. without the Mexicans?

--Average
student scores at public schools all across this nation have risen to the pre-Mexican
invasion levels we were once used to seeing.

--Public schools class sizes
have dropped, and taxpayers don't have to open more schools for Mexicans.

--Violent crime rates have dropped to record lows.

--Automobile traffic
has dropped to comfortable levels.

--There is less air pollution as old
cars driven by Mexicans are no longer on the roads.

--We have virtually full employment at good wages as businesses
compete for workers.

--We can understand the people at the drive-thru
windows of fast food restaurants and we get what we ordered.

--The number of drunk driving related automobile
accidents has fallen.

--The teen pregnancy rate has fallen.

--Boom
box manufacturers have gone out of business.

--Supermarkets have stopped
having their shopping carts stolen.

--Third World diseases such as TB
are now gone from the U.S.

--Charity bosses who made small fortunes off
illegal aliens have to find real jobs.

--The neurotic Great White Mothers and Great White
Fathers are now traveling to the Third World to try to put meaning into their
meaningless lives instead of mothering and fathering the Third World here in the
U.S.

Keep waiting amigos and amigas, America is sure to call you any
year now. Oh, it's probably not a good idea to hold your breath.

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