You can blame bar-bar and Nick for that, Ann. Any lurker worth his salt comes out of the shadows to discuss and fight for the benefits of mud wrestling for the world of sport. This is serious stuff.

The four slams are now- Mud, chocolate, oil (AKA Wimbledon) and gelatine (AKA the patriotic one with the schedule complaints). The World tour finals would consist of the best 8 competing in one oily, muddy indoor pit, somewhere near me.