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Something extremely similar to this happened to me. I liked this girl I was good friends with back in high school. My friend also liked her but was already rejected twice after I've been trying to help him since I was her friend(this was before I liked her). I started to like her and my friend probably noticed it before I did and started to tease me about it. One day I was texting her like usual while I was at a starbucks with my friend waiting to meet up with some other people. I got up to go to the bathroom and left my phone on the table. Got back and saw my friend texting the girl on my phone. I freaked out and he told me to look. He sent some super cheesy line about liking her smile and she replied that she was blushing or something like that. It went on from there and she said she had a crush on me for a while. My friend gave me the phone back and said you're welcome. He gave up on a girl he liked for close to a year and proceeded to try to get us together. This is the most selfless thing I've ever seen him do(he doesn't usually get over girls that easily). He's the wingman I needed but never deserved.

Don't bother, he's just trolling for views. These spammers post 'Manhood Academy' videos on popular threads all the time, and they are always argumentative and abusive so that people will watch their videos and try to deconstruct their arguments.

The next time an SAP macro gets to the frontpage of r/adviceanimals you can all but guarantee a brand new account will be somewhere in there posting links and rambling about 'feminazis' or 'pussywhipped feggits' or something.

I was actually afraid that my friend would resent me if I admitted I liked her so I kept it to myself and decided not to act on it. Bros before hoes right? But he still figured it out on his own and handled it like a boss. Said he would rather it be me than some random guy.

In football, if the quarterback thinks the original playcall that came in from the coaches is going to go badly, he can change the play. This is called an "audible" because it is done by yelling code words for the new play to the rest of the team while they are lined up (as opposed to the original play, which is told to the team in the huddle).

In American football, the quarterback receives the ball to start a play, and also calls the play (decides what they are going to do). Sometimes before he receives the ball, he sees that the defense is set up to clobber the play he was going to run. He will shout out a signal for a different play, and in a few seconds, the entire team will have to rethink their assignments and be ready for the new play.

Yep. I could maybe get friend-zoned if I like hanging out with a specific girl but no way in hell would I ever become her bag man. Only time I'm ever going to be holding bags for a girl is if she's my GF.

Seems made up to me. You're in class and you and your friend are writing a note together that seems like it is taking a decent amount of time to compile and the teacher says nothing? And if the teacher is that loose with his class why didn't the Note Passer just give the note directly to the girl?

Also what about facebook or email? Why is he passing notes to begin with? This all sounds like it happened within the last 7-8 years or so

This could easily be proved of course. I'm sure the girl still has the original poem if it meant that much to her. Why don't you get it and take a picture of it. You can blank out any names if there are any.

As stated, Note Passer sat on the other side of the classroom so, while the teacher didn't really care much about what went on in our seats (aside from talking), he would have cared had a kid been walking back and forth across the classroom while he was teaching. Facebook and email would either have had to be after school or on a phone that could support them, the latter of which Note Passer didn't have and the foremost of which Note Passer didn't want to wait to do. The girl and Note Passer currently live on the East coast for college (whereas I'm on the West), and I don't even know if she has the note anymore. I've contacted Note Passer about it but he really doesn't know or care enough about it. Keep in mind this happened 4 years ago. And if you don't believe it, that's completely fine. I don't believe half the shit on see on Reddit. Just thought I'd answer some questions.

"As much as I do agree, good attitude only gets you so far. I've never had a problem picking up girls, but my best friend of twelve years has had a hellish time of it. He has great self-esteem, a great attitude, is one of the most genuine and sweetest dudes I know. He isn't a push-over, is highly charismatic, and is the center of attention at parties and get togethers. Like he's the type of guy you want to be around. He gets turned down time and time again because, to be completely honest, he isn't the most attractive dude out there. It's not like he's out of shape or doesn't take care of himself, he just simply isn't all that attractive. And I'm not saying this to rag on the guy, I'm just stating it to give some background detail to the story. Even though he puts 100% into his girl ventures, and doesn't let himself get down (at least that I've seen), he has yet to kiss a girl at the age of 22."

Strange that you would speak so highly of your best friend of 12 years and go on to talk about how he has never kissed a girl after you found out he was sleeping with your girlfriend, wouldn't you say?

Actually, I have multiple people I consider my "best friend." Four, to be precise (five if you're counting the one that had been banging my girlfriend, although I no longer count him). This is because when I moved to my hometown 12 years ago, I made a group of friends on the first day/week of school, and we stuck together through elementary school and all of high school (not really that uncommon since I'm from a small town). I can't really pick one overall as I've been with all of them an equal amount of time (although, in truth, there is one who I do consider myself closer with than the others). We also stay in touch now that we're in college, needless to say. I just find it better to say "my best friend" instead of saying "one of my best friends" because, in all honesty, that phrase sounds like something coming from a sixteen year old girl (no offense to any sixteen year old girls out there), and I feel just makes the reader take what you're saying less seriously. Plus I never really expect someone to go dig through my posts so I don't expect to have to or need to clarify past just saying "best friend". Good detective work, though. No shit. You'd go far as a scientist or some other career where skepticism is a key point in the work.

So you have an opening for a new Best Friend #5? Are you taking applications? Skills include Irish accent, good skills at picking out enjoyable movies and the ability to give incredibly loud High Fives (the trick is to cup your hand ever so slightly).

Oddly, I've heard a similar story from my dad, long ago, about a stunningly gorgeous woman he knew, and found out that nobody ever asked her out (I don't know if he did). I always had trouble believing that could actually happen, even though he wasn't gullible or obtuse or anything like that, he was a sharp observer--the concept just seemed so weird. Now that I'm hearing about a second instance, this changes everything.

I think this can happen... There was this girl who I was afraid to ask out simply because I felt she was so out of my league. She was one of those girls who you would describe as a real-life Disney princess. In both looks and demeanor. Not in the "she's such a bitch" kind of way, but in the "she's unbelievably nice" kind of way.

I might be a special case, but even when she made the most ludicrously flirtatious statements, and trust me, this woman was persistent. (to be honest, I felt a little harassed at times :P) I still couldn't shake myself from the underlying belief that she was out of my league, or that I misinterpreted something.

I have a gay friend who I go pick up chicks with. He is very flamboyant. He just walks up to hot chicks and says, "hey bitch if I was straight I'd fuck you. Are you single? Yes? Here meet my friend, he'll probably fuck you too."

As I was reading this little bits of golden sunlight came streaming through the window, striking the monitor full on, yet the comment was still legible through the beam. Motes of dust took on an otherworldly glow and seemed like angels dancing in the sun.

I could swear I heard a faint voice speaking, "Verily, this is good and pleases the internet gods. Know ye that not all of AskReddit is tales of cheating and betrayal."

With that the beam faded, the dancing angels departed.

As someone who had a crush on the hottest girl in his own school and had no wingman to help break the ice, I applaud you, sir.

I read the story and cheered for the guy, but then I had a thought. Isn't their whole relationship based on a characteristic that the guy never had? But then I had another thought. If they're still together, the guy must be doing something right..so nvm.

Well, considering it was class, it's pretty expected that people will have paper out for notes and such. As for note passing, the last thing you want to do is make it obvious for whatever teacher is there to notice what's going on, so discretion would be a priority. Without definitive proof it could be very well fabricated, but considering that it's very well plausible I'll give the OP the benefit of the doubt.

This is why you'll sometimes see an average or even somewhat unattractive-looking guy with a girl who is "out of his league." Everyone assumes she's too good for them, so nobody ever even approaches her. Then you get some guy who figures she'll say no, but he might as well go for it. Good-looking women are still regular human beings who like having friends, meeting people, and dating. They're not always stuck-up. (Not trying to say that the note passer must have been unattractive, just talking about why you shouldn't decide a girl is "out of your league" before you talk to her.)

My friends logged into my facebook one day after we had all gotten drunk and I accidentally left my facebook open when I left. I also left loud, asian porn on at full blast to make someone get out of bed and turn it off - small prank.

Well, my friends logged into my facebook and proceeded to ask girl after girl out as me.

Initially they had hoped to humiliate me, but yes after yes kept pouring in to everyone's surprise.

My friend's aren't as awesome as this guy's. They scheduled 6 dates at the same time and place Thursday night, and 6 more Friday night.

Then they told me about it Wednesday night. Except they only told me about one date with a fucking knockout. Finally, about 2 hours before the date they spilled the beans and I called everyone and explained the situation honestly, and idiotically never pursued dating those girls in the future.

Well, I guess the real test of the relationship would be if and when he tells her the truth of how they met. If she breaks it off with him because of it, then it was never meant to be. If she stays with him anyway, then what does it matter?

People meet in all kinds of strange ways, this is relatively normal.

The guy took the initiative and OP saved his ass. Look at it this way: What if that guy asked OP for advice before approaching and he told him to say that? Is that different? Because I'm about to shatter your world, guys ask other guys for advice on things like this all the time.

Anyway, this sounds like some High School bullshit anyway. They'll be broken up by the end of Senior Year or the first few semesters of College...

I broke into a NOW meeting to steal my stolen camera back from my abusive ex-girlfriend (and did it successfully despite getting trapped in her room.) Because I stole it first. It was pointless. I spent the negotiating time for my freedom contemplating the offensive chocolate and vanilla cake I bought for her inter-racial roommates that no one ate and we later spread all over each other's naked bodies. Vanilla will always taste like ass for me. She learned to play canasta...