A small little creature found in the hollow basements of sevenoaks. Commonly found in flower shops and cafes. Loves the reefer. Very short, and furry also wears glasses. Similar to a mole but much larger. An extremely strange mammal DO NOT APPROACH IF POSSIBLE!!!

Today i saw a Rabumadik, it was driving a flowerbowl van round sevenoaks cursing at other drivers whilst swishing its fringe.