Here are some photos of the Hot Guys of the BAFTAs. Alas, no Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston. I was kind of hoping both would show up – Hiddles because for a while there, he would go to the opening of an envelope. I hoped Benedict would come because he’s actually in 12 Years a Slave and it had a big night. Even crusty Michael Fassbender came to support Chiwetel Ejiofor and the film (and Michael was nominated but he doesn’t CARE, okay?). So, in lieu of Hiddles and Benny, Chiwetel is our main Hot Guy Host of this post. I don’t mind that at all. I was so proud of him when he won Best Actor. It’s depressing to think that this might be the only major award Chiwetel wins, because his performance was career-defining greatness, all subtlety and quiet, silent grace. He reminded me of Charlie Chaplin.

I’m also including photos of: Michael Fassbender (he’s working his Macbeth styling and that’s his dad in the back of the car), Tom Hardy (who was with Kelly Marcel, not his fiancée), Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, David Gandy (mm… velvet), Leonardo DiCaprio (he blew a kiss to the camera and it was awesome), Eddie Redmayne with his girlfriend (and a really terrible haircut), Christoph Waltz, Daniel Bruhl (that scruff is working for me) and Barkhad Abdi.

So, who would I rather? I’m feeling Chiwetel here, of course, and then… Tom Hardy, even though he’s looking rather thin. Maybe throw in David Gandy and Daniel Bruhl for some quick fun. Sorry, I just can’t get back on the Fassy Train, even though he was being cute last night as he sat beside Chiwetel.

Brühl and then Chiwetel. After that we get into my Douchelist which would be Fassy and DiCaprio – probably at the same time, neither of whom would take the time to learn my name… and then they would make me pay the room service bill.

Damn, I’m being really picky but none of these guys are doing it for me. Sure, they look nice and some of them are handsome, but I’m not feeling anything. David Gandy is the best looking of the bunch even though male models don’t usually do it for me either. He’s handsome and nice to look at, but there has to be something more for me. Looks, brains, personality, charm. It all has to be there when I develop a real celebrity crush. I don’t get all of that from these men. Sorry.

What is all this crazy beard action sorry do not like facial hair. But I can see if for a film role, Chiwetel is lovely but def. Fassy even with that ginger facial hair. Bradley no he is looking a bit weird and that suit does him NO favours plus the child bride with him NO. Leo looks handsome although he has never done it for me. Eddie a cutie but looks so young.

Honestly? None of these men make me go weak at the knees. Fassbender used to provoke that reaction, but with that beard (yes, I know it’s for ‘Macbeth’), not so much. He’s still definitely the best of the bunch though.

Bale. Hands down.
Nice to see Chiwetel win. I have a feeling McConaughey is going to take the Oscar, but who knows. Also, that Eddie guy from Les Mis always reminds me of Dennis from It’s Always Sunny. I can’t unsee it.

Chiwetel, Chiwetel and Chiwetel. Then Tom-the-bloke Hardy. Then, and I can hardly believe I’m saying this, Fassy. I’m sure this last is a one night only thing, but never let it be said that I’m not h-h-honest.

Were Benny the Bitch and Puddletom even invited? It’s hard to credit that either cried off.

Forgot how HOT Tom Hardy can be. Just when I thought I’m over him.
Fassbender and Chiwetel are looking great..I’m starting to feel kinda bad for them(and for Lupita). I was hoping for Chiwetel to get more major awards..and for Lupita…*any* award.

Not a very impressive turnout; I believe this post should be titled “Lukewarm Guys of The BAFTAS”. For the record, I would have to pick the Bruhl, but he would need a better haircut first.

Eddie Redmayne looks like a small, sad, befuddled ferret. Leo and BCoop are so oily if they went swimming in the same sea at the same time, their combined sweat would be responsible for more seabirds perishing than BP.

And what is UP with these messy, unkempt homeless person beards? Beards require maintenance, gentlemen. They’re like puppies, if you’re not prepared to take on the responsibility and dedicate time and effort, you shouldn’t have one!

Agree that Bale looks great (as always) as does his wife. BTW, I love that we won’t know about a baby until they just show up with one. Bale embodies an actor that truly wants to act and be a private citizen when not doing his job. I love that about him!…his wife too because so many spouses will still famewhore when their talented spouse does not

Chiwetel is very good looking, and I should want to hit him, but there is something emotionally cold there which ruinsit all for me. Redmayne, yes, but I wish he looked his age.

Hiddles will always go to the opening of and envelope, never say no to a camera (though I am glad he is withdrawing from selfies– it’s a good development!), and never turn down a chance to show off a free suit, but isn’t he off to Toronto to film Crimson Peak? Also, if he is not nominated or presenting, would he even be invited? I don’t think you can just show up for these things.

Chiwetel and bale, I have a massive crush on bale after American hustle, I don’t know what it was but even with the potbelly and combover he managed to be so sexy. I met Tom hardy and even though he is good looking he is so small that as a tall girl I didn’t find him all that.

I’m so happy and squealed when Chiwetel won since BAFTAs are like the British Oscars. Still hoping he comes out of left field for the Oscars. With that said I don’t find him hot or sexy. I’ve seen him in 12 years and Love Actually and lots of pics but nada. That beard certainly doesn’t help.

#1: Fassbender duh…can’t believe he didn’t win this one either
#2: this always gets saved for Idris…he was there in spirit for the Mandela pic lol
#3: Tom Hardy as one of the few times I’ve found him extremely dashing
#4: Leo DiCaprio…come on! How awesome was his standing O for Chiwetel
#5: I can’t even find a genuine #5 lol so ill take Fassbender for round 2

I’m not a beard type of girl either, I must say Chiwetel looks very handsome in his suit and gosh, his wife is so beautiful…I’m soo pleased for his win, its about time he was recognised for his performance in 12YAS…My, my does Christoph Waltz look good enough to eat, Sh*t even Leo looks good too (what is wrong with me?! lol) Ditto on Christian Bale ladies, he looks nice too…If I could give Oscars to the cast of 12YAS I would!

My love for Bradley Cooper has died down a little, he really did shoot himself in the foot with regards to his comments about JLaw then he goes and hooks up with that 20 something socialite/model, a walking irony. He looks uncomfortable and stiff in his suit.

Let´s be fair this Suki chick seems to be more mature than Armpit Vagina Lawrence… so maybe he was just nice when he said Jen is too young for him… and let´s not forget he said this before he even met Suki. That´s why you should never say never

Bravo to Chiwetel. Best performance this year in his category in my opinion. I’d love to see him win the Oscar, but I’m certainly not holding my breath on that one. He got a great reception from the room last night when his name was announced — standing ovation from many, whistles from Tom Hanks and a kiss on the cheek from Brad who seemed thrilled he was finally getting some recognition for his amazing performance. So many were thrilled to hear his name called. At least he received a BAFTA. So I’m going to celebrate that. It would be a crime to have see him come out of this awards season empty-handed.

Daniel Brühl & Mr. Waltz, I have to be patriotic. Some of them look as if they had too much time on the chav-toaster, orange tan, I don’t like that. The ginger beard gives me the creeps, so I guess right for Macbeth. Chiwetel – great, but I seriously dislike facial hain in any form on anyone, except P.I.Magnum.