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Friday, April 15, 2011

Britney has finally remembered to release the "dance edit" of her new video, Til The World Ends.

It has been clear for a while now that Ms Spears isn't the dancer she once was, and this video was presumably supposed to combat such claims. It doesn't quite succeed (the lacklustre handclaps around the 1'50" mark are especially dire). But I think we're all forgetting one important thing here: Britney Spears has two children, and is merely fulfilling her genetic destiny by dancing like your mum.

Although if my mum went out dressed like this, I might pretend to have been orphaned in a terrible accident.