Yes, these examples are all very exciting, but they’re nothing compared to…

THE MR. PUTIN PLUG!

It’s rare that we cover adult toys here, but for this one I just couldn’t resist. It combines a few of my favorite things – politics and science – into a gently graded, extremely rough… well, okay, good point.

Ps: totally not a chess piece.

So it’s not the best example of the technology. In fact, given that the texture is “sandstone”, I like to pretend that no one would actually be putin this in their ass.

Sadly, we both know that just isn’t true.

This is the internet after all, and people will put almost anything up their ass. I would provide examples, but I think the other writers would probably kill me. Unfinished Man is a family friend website after all, and as a journalist there’s a code I’m bound to follow. It’s about integrity.

In any case… if you’re interested in picking one of these bad boys up, you can actually order one on this website. For a measly $24.99 USD, you too can have a little piece of history to cram up yours, or your loved ones, back door. Consider it a show of support for a man both exceedingly handsome, and wise.

Note: these photos are from the original Reddit thread that the plugs creator started, as well as his sales page.

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