Never let it be said that I am completely unfair to men. Let’s be honest here, it’s highly likely that the bulk of those who visit this web blog are male and they’re not just here for the pleasure of reading my thoughts and opinions; there are other reasons and many of them are undoubtedly related to some of the photographs I publish. And indeed why not? The Internet is a wonderful place where we can quietly enjoy exactly those things which we want to enjoy, view the finest images, read some of the best stories and really let our imaginations run wild. I do it, you do it and, if he’s got any sense, Santa Claus does it too. It wouldn’t surprise me if, in our technologically advanced age, even he buys online in preparation for the festive season, and it’s not all that far away now.

And since I have so many male visitors enjoying my offerings, I thought it would be just about the right time to make them a small offer, a little bit of information on a brand new product due in 2013 which will probably help you more than you can imagine, especially after you’ve looked at some of the photographs here for a while. I’m talking about the Beaniebang, which you’ve probably never heard of before, but which I am now going to introduce to you as a wonderful accompaniment for your one-handed typing and surfing activities.

Well, almost, because when you get your hands on this wonderful little toy you won’t necessary want to stay on the Internet, you’ll want to use it as best you can and to its fullest potential.

How many of you have heard of, seen or even used those plastic blow-up dolls which seemed to be the fashion for a while? Don’t all hold your hands up at once, I know… And how many of you have found them to be a little bit limiting, especially when you get to look into their still, rubber faces? Don’t be shy, I can imagine what it feels like, it’s not really the same as the real thing but, when nothing else is there but a bit of baby oil, your own hand and a fertile imagination, it’s a better option.

Now it’s time – or it will be soon – to upgrade. It’s time to take a look at the Beaniebang Babes and imagine what the future holds for you. We all know what a Fleshlight is and how it works – if you don’t then Google it. Now you’ve got the chance to bring a little bit more realism into your solo pleasures with this carefully designed addition.

Photo Source: Beaniebang

But wait. There is more to it that just an attachment for another toy, much more. This delightful toy has been well thought out, carefully designed, and has several other little attractions which will make it one of your favorite toys within a very short period of time.

Let’s begin with the name: Beaniebag Babes. Babes is fairly clear: beautiful women who we all – and I include myself most decidedly in the all – find fascinating, arousing, stuff for our fantasies. Beaniebag should also be fairly clear: a bean bag usually used to relax after a hard day at the office, thrown down wherever we are most comfortable and simply enjoyed. There are other uses for bean bags and I am sure you’ve thought of a few of them already: a good session with your favorite in all imaginable positions without having to struggle with sheets and a hard mattress or, if you can’t wait that long, carpet burns and a sore back from the kitchen table.

Photo Source: Beaniebang

This wonderful invention – from Tammo Peters – takes the best from comfort and ease and combines them together for those rare times when you’re on your own and don’t want to just sit in a chair or lie on your back staring at the ceiling and play those one-hand games. But there is more:

Think of your most favorite model, in photographic reality and, imagine this, life size too. And she is there with you, lying right there on your beaniebag waiting patiently for you, enticing you, ready for fun. How does it work? If you’re asking yourself how to beaniebang there is a full and easy to follow description you can follow, not while you’re doing it, a little bit of preparation is always a good thing, including a short video. What more could you possible ask for?

As I mentioned at the start of my short tour through Beanie Babes, it’s not on the market yet, you’re going to have to be patient for a little while longer but, I think you’ll agree, the wait will be worth it!

This is a sponsored review.

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I was cruising through your recent posts and found myself inspired to write this. It just happens…

As productive and imaginative as you are, I would not be surprised to find that you are an Eve Online player. Then again, if you were an Eve player you would not have the time to devote to this blog (if that’s what it is).

Ok, my morning coffee is kicking in so I’ll leave you to more normal things.