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Add yet another item to the list of important benefits the HVAC
industry gives people. That item would be a weight loss program.

At least that is what an air-conditioner vent was used for by Darryl
Layne Norris. According to an Associated Press report, Norris used the vent to
escape from Waller County Jail in Hempstead, Texas. The murder suspect
reportedly lost weight so he could fit through the vent that is less than one
foot wide. By the way, I hope law enforcement keeps that in mind when one of
the Olsen twins inevitable ends up behind bars.

According to the report, Norris usually weighs 160 pounds but had been
losing weight. In addition, the AP reported the suspect was caught while taking
a dip in a motel swimming pool. Because that is exactly what you want to make
time for when you are running from the law - an evening swim.

So in addition to keeping customers cool and improving their breathing,
an HVAC contractor can also help customers lose weight. Can someone send the
best HVAC contractor in the country to Oprah Winfrey’s house?

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Kyle Gargaro is Editor-in-Chief of The NEWS. He can be reached at 248-244-1720 or kylegargaro@achrnews.com. Gargaro has been with The NEWS since 2004, first as Legislation Editor, then Managing Editor, and now as Editor-in-Chief. He holds a bachelor’s degree in Journalism.