This guy beats us even on our best mornings. Behold, the majesty of a regular dude with Jedi powers…

As the video description says, “With great power eventually comes great laziness.” So true. I am incredibly talented and hugely successful, and all I want to do is sleep right now.

I just keep imagining the ease with which I could accomplish diaper changes. That lightsaber would also come in real handy to open the “plastic” casing around toys and accessories. Have you ever tried to open the plastic around toys and baby equipment? Those suckers are made from a carbonite-like material. Someone please just get me a lightsaber. I’ll be good with it. Promise.

Happy Friday!

Enjoy,
Master Charlie of the Jedi Order

PS: To the commenter who said I put too many photos of myself in my posts… how about this one: CHARLIE

Now I’m daydreaming about using the Force to just hover my toddler out of reach of everything… or maybe hover her on my back and let my carrier tie itself around her so I can keep the baby happy. Hover bouncing him to sleep would eliminate the tired arms. Yep, parents should definitely have Jedi powers.