I haven't ever lucid dreamed before, but the first things I would do are:

1. Reenact Troy (best movie ever
2. Take a bite of my leg and check how it tastes.
3. Makes myself rubbery so I can twist arounds stuff.
4. Go on roller coasters.
5. Let's just say it's what is on most people's lists.

1.) Burn the constitution in front of the President's face.
2.) Walk into a children's store completely naked.
3.) Skate the moon.
4.) Pee on the american flag in the middle of NY city.
5.) Put diarrhea in a big squirt gun, and run around in New York squirting people with it.
6.) Eat the sun.
7.) Throw up on London.
8.) Commit a bloody, violent suicide right in the middle of the most crowded city in the world.
9.) Add myself as one of the guitarist's of Slayer.
10.) Forcibly reassemble Black Sabbath forever.
11.) Eat my arm in a crowded Toys 'R Us.
12.) Fly around and drop "bombs" on Alabama.
13.) Grow 3 million zits on my face, and then ask Jessica Simpson for directions to the oil farm.
14.) Burn down Harvard while laughing a horrible laugh.
15.) Party with everyone who's glad I burned down Harvard.
16.) Replace Nickelodeon with Nick@Nite.
17.) Cancel the Disney Channel.
18.) Force Disney to stop ruining the movies.
19.) Destroy every copy of Battlefield Earth.
20.) Insult every single thing in the universe.
21.) Deeply offend and disturb America 8 times.
22.) Spend half of the time left at Skatopia.
23.) Smile at an animal until it gets close, and then break it's neck.
24.) Relieve myself on Japan.
25.) And finally, do everything I just did backwards.

did you happen to have a rough childhood? nah just kiddin' but the diarrihea in a sqirt gun made me laugh

In no particular order:
-Fly
-shrink down to the height of one inch
- become 50 feet tall
- enter a manga
- meet my favorite bands
- enter the anime Fooly Cooly
- use psionics
- fight a wide variety of fantasy creatures
- sex
- enter a videogame
- have weapon skills like Beyond the Grave
- use alchemy
- become a great base guitarist
- meet a cute goth girl
- morph into a celebrity and ruin their career
- become various fantasy creatures
- become various animals
- become female
- ride a shooting star (just like the song)
- trash my school
- become a member of My Chemical Romance
- prove that Star Trek is perminately cancelled
- fight Star Wars characters
- pilot a Gundam
- comand large armies
- eat a wide variety of things
- have a tail
- have wings
I think that's just about all of it, now I just have to have a lucid dream.