Here’s some bad news for people who were really looking forward to throwing a bunch of money away: the Bitcoin knockoff endorsed by Steven Seagal has received a cease-and-desist order from New Jersey’s Bureau Of Securities for “fraudulently offering unregistered securities in violation of the Securities Law.” Seagal’s…

Navigating cryptocurrency can be intimidating for the average person, requiring a familiarity with enigmatic terminology like “blockchain” and “mempool,” a willingness to ride out the volatility of the market, and a whole lot of faith. Alternately, you could just trust Steven Seagal.