Ronnie: "Oh Mary, I'm sorry, but you do look cute with that mud on your face now come on and I'll take you for a drive."

Daisy Christian: Don't be mad at me for the mud on your face, your the one who got out of the car.

Six of the best: "You will not need that fur coat my dear. For you will soon feel the
warmth of a good spanking on that bare bottom of yours." said the man.

A. Lurker: Bad attitude from his girl in a mink
Made him pause a while to think
"I'll put her over the hood,
It will do us both good,
When that impertinent butt turns bright pink!"

Vfrat25000: Betty the librarian did not take kindly to the snooty Mrs. Winthrop
Vandergaten calling her “Four Eyes.” She wore her spoils of war, a mink
coat and a bit of mud proudly.

I’m Peter Hampton Rothschild the III and you are obviously a bat crap crazy hitchhiker. Want to go get a Pepsi?
Sure!

You are a naked stranger wearing nothing except for a mink coat, you are
splattered with mud, your 10 miles outside of town without a car, its
100 degrees in the shade and you just asked me to turn you over my knee
and spank you soundly.

Just once in a while, I wish I could have an unusual Sunday afternoon. It’s always the same old boring crap!