Chaosmark - If you place an infinite number of monkeys in a room full of typewriters, you'll eventually produce Shakespeare. When you're short on monkeys you get forum trolls.

Kassil - We've proven the monkey theory to be false. The Internet has yet to produce new works of The Bard.

Chaosmark - It's a double coordinate limit. We're talking about as monkeys and time both move to infinity. Quite obviously we aren't close enough to infinity with our time as to make such a determination.

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

The mighty hunter, Oronis Hinkelgreve, stalked silently through a dusty hall within the bowels of the Citadel, his faithful manservant Humbert close behind him. "What did you see, sir?" asked the humble minion.

"An Apostrophe Grazer has passed by here.... Recently, by the look of the tracks."

The lad shuddered in fear as he glanced at the torn steel of a dingbat trap left in the hallway earlier. Obviously, more powerful measures would be needed.

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

Who the heck is this evil GM that kills all the clerics??!! I wanna know

[Siren no Orakio] 7:06 pm: I might play a priest of the Storm Queen then. Hm.[Ria Hawk] 7:06 pm: kk[Ria Hawk] 7:07 pm: just as a warning, clerics don't tend to fare well[Wulfhere] 7:07 pm: Be warned: We go through clerics like some people go through underwear![Siren no Orakio] 7:07 pm: Priest does not always mean cleric. ;-p[Wulfhere] 7:09 pm: OK. Still...[Wulfhere] 7:09 pm: Aeth... Gutted and left in a ditch[Ria Hawk] 7:09 pm: Glordren, swallowed up by the ground[Wulfhere] 7:10 pm: Tristan... Lightning Bolted...[Wulfhere] 7:10 pm: (but not quite dead)[Ria Hawk] 7:10 pm: though he's not dead, just split off from the group[Wulfhere] 7:10 pm: he got better...[Siren no Orakio] 7:11 pm: Was he lightening bolted by his own god?[Ria Hawk] 7:11 pm: no, by his own party mates[Wulfhere] 7:11 pm: No, our mage got reckless with a wand...[Wulfhere] 7:12 pm: You see our point...[Siren no Orakio] 7:12 pm: Oh, that's no fun then.[Wulfhere] 7:12 pm: It's kind of like being the Defense Against the Dark Arts guy at Hogwarts.[Ria Hawk] 7:13 pm: with worse pay[Wulfhere] 7:13 pm: You could break the trend![Wulfhere] 7:13 pm: Face off against the curse![Wulfhere] 7:14 pm: Somehow survive, bucking ALL the odds![Wulfhere] 7:14 pm: Heroism beyond compare![Wulfhere] 7:14 pm: ...just by traveling with us.[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: You could be "The Priest That Lived!"[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: What you've got to ask yourself is....[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: Do you feel lucky?[Siren no Orakio] 7:15 pm: I wonder[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: Well, do ya?[Siren no Orakio] 7:15 pm: Punk![Wulfhere] 7:16 pm: (We don't use that sort of language here!)[Wulfhere] 7:16 pm: (With a sales pitch like that, he's GOT to have a priest!)[Siren no Orakio] 7:17 pm: Hahah.

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

Something wasnt ight here. the fiery wal seemed to qake with fear . a rumbling noise then a crashing. this sounded familar. like like .... water. a huge wave blasted through the flames and subsided reveling a simey vile and foul water demon surrounded by large grotsqe dragonflys. Something wasnt ight here.

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p