Listen, we all know Ralph Friedgen is fat. I know that making fun of him for being is fat is played out. Any hack can do it.

But c’mon, is he getting fatter? Did he eat 3 recruits? If you play for Maryland, how in the world do you respect the guy ordering you to run wind-sprints when he’s yelling at you from his convalescent golf cart?

This is just ridiculous. Luckily, I am going to take the high road and not make fun of him. Not one bit.