ON EastEnders Joe wanted to whisk Pauline Fowler, right, away for a dirty weekend. Ye Gods! She hasn't smiled since 1987; the shock of anything vaguely orgasmic could send her bananas. (The technical term for sex with Pauline? Grumpy pumpy.) Clearly this is all a terrible misunderstanding. When I said Pauline needed to be taken out, I meant with a Colt 45.