Teen Mom Farrah Claims “I’ve Only Had Sex One Time This Year…For My Sextape” —Riiiiiiiiiight…

MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham showed it ALL off to the world in her Vivid sex-tape called “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”. But with as explicit as it is, she INSISTS the scenes in the tape were the only times she’s gotten intimate with anyone this year.

RIIIIGHT.

On May 7 she went on twitter to claim that the “interaction” filmed on the adult film isn’t a common occurrence for her.

“I can’t believe the one time I have sex in the past year has turned in to this #UNREAL,” Farrah tweeted on May 7.

I’m not sure what’s more shocking — her fake outrage that her XXX-rated film was sold as a sex tape by Vivid (which was her plan all along…), or that she has only slept with one person this year… Who just so happens to be a famous porn star.

NOT buying that at ALL, girlfriend.

Whether she meant the sex tape was “unreal” in a good or bad way, she personally admitted that she is loving all the positive feedback. (Because she’s classy like that).

“I’ve gotten a lot of compliments from men and women telling me this is the best sex tape they’ve ever seen from a celebrity, so I’m humbled,” Farrah told RadarOnline.com.

Who ever told her she was a celebrity?

DANGIT KIM KARDASHIAN, I blame you for making all these hoes think all they need to do is make a sex-tape and suddenly they’re A-List. SMH.

And to make things worse, Farrah’s sex tape viewing numbers CRUSHED Kim Kardashian’s. She had 2 million views in the first 12 hours, whereas Kim’ sex-tape only had 600,000 views in the same time span.