The Bathroom Reader's Guide To The History of KhoRAAsan (A History Book-Style AAR)

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This was absolutely hysterical and Khorasan DOES look like a crocodile!

You know, I didn't initially trust the Professor, but since he has the courage to have a bow-tie AND a regular tie, he must be all kinds of credible. However, he might also be evil since he has a monocle and Snidely Whiplash mustache.

This was absolutely hysterical and Khorasan DOES look like a crocodile!

You know, I didn't initially trust the Professor, but since he has the courage to have a bow-tie AND a regular tie, he must be all kinds of credible. However, he might also be evil since he has a monocle and Snidely Whiplash mustache.

Well, there is evidence of ancient portable toilets used by Khorasonian tribesmen, or as they called them porta-potties. This term has been passed down through the centuries from father to son and with internet coming to modern day Khorasonian territory the term has spread.

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Well, there is evidence of ancient portable toilets used by Khorasonian tribesmen, or as they called them porta-potties. This term has been passed down through the centuries from father to son and with internet coming to modern day Khorasonian territory the term has spread.

Since the “incident” from the last chapter, Wilhelm T. Winklebottom has been on unpaid leave and is unable to interact with the readers until he has calmed down. The author for one is happy that….

Wilhelm, why are you here? And why is there a knife in your hand?! TODAY’S NOT STEAK NIGHT!!!!!

….

A note from the author….

“The prestigious AND VERY NOT INSANE historian, Wilhelm T. Winklebottom, wants to inform HIS readers that he will be writing this chapter and all future chapters until further notice. AND that I am NOT pressing my Life Alert rapidly while typing this. As an agent of our alien overlords, I shall not be harmed. For now. “
~ Sir Vagabond von LMG, GBE

HeLlO, rEaDeRs, I, WILHELM T. WINKLEBOTTOM (The handsome and uncrazy HISTOR[Y]ian) WiLl NoW bE tHe AuThOr Of ThIs EsTeEmEd AaR, aNd I wIlL sToP tYpInG tHiS wAy, As It Is VeRy TeDiUs…….

ThAnK yOu

Anyway, as I am under the watchful eye of the Great Alien Conqueror, XiKossItannn, I will keep this….censored….

What was this ass talking about, again? Oh yeah, Khorasan. That place with all those toilets.

In 1458, Sultan Babur was visited by “Shady People”….

Ok. Think about it. If you replace “shady” with “aliens” and take out people, what do you get? Hmmm…..

You’re the real idiots…..

Then out of nowhere, the Timurids attacked. How did that happen, hmmm? Is it possible (yes) that the Timurids were visited by extraterrestrials, and bribed to attack Khorasan in exchange for the knowledge of space travel? It’s not that far-fetched, if you think about it!

So then, all of a sudden, Babur took Gurgen! How extraordinary! Now David Gergen was an administrator of Nixon. Nixon was Eisenhower’s Vice President. Harry Truman was the president exactly BEFORE Eisenhower. Truman was president when a UFO crashed in Roswell. Boosh.

Then the following year, Khorasan took Kabulistan! Kabul…i…stan….I’ve got nothing….