Returning for a 7th straight year, and fresh off his unparalleled success with the Colts last term, ian 'rules with an iron fist of love' lewis has set his sights on helping to reshape a Buffalo franchise which has seen some hard times as of late. Of course, this is a task he cannot undertake alone, and so as to make this as pleasurable as possible, he has assembled a crack team of beautiful minds (and one recently engaged dude, who lets be real has nothing better to do). Lets meet them shall we;

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At Assistant General Manager, he's a motor city maniac, newly recruited and extremely motivated to get ish done, massively under the thumb and lets face it, probably naked. I know from first hand experience that this dude can get stuff done, is a real team player and would do anything for his staffmates.

Assistant General Manager: LionsFTW

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Now at possibly the most important position (really gonna have to have nerves of steel working with those two... wait, who's even writing this??!)... Head Coach! Now i've known this guy for years, is always there to comfort me when a chubber breaks my heart, always puts a smile on my face when i've had a down week at work (i'm unemployed), and is probably the best wingman i've ever been out with. *disclaimer: everything here was made up*

Head Coach:BigBillsFan13

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Now I have an appointment with a bottle of scotch impending, so apologies but i'm going to have to make the rest of this brief.
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If no one has any objections and considering the amount of time I'll can participate this year, I would like to volunteer for THE most important position on the team, the ST Coordinator._________________

First off, I know I just met you, but you're hilarious and I think I love you.

Secondly, I'm new to this stuff so I'd like to take a position of some sort, pretty much anything but Capologist (too much math for me). I'm more of a reader around here so don't be scared of my lower post count

First off, I know I just met you, but you're hilarious and I think I love you.

Secondly, I'm new to this stuff so I'd like to take a position of some sort, pretty much anything but Capologist (too much math for me). I'm more of a reader around here so don't be scared of my lower post count

We ain't gonna lose regardless.

Welcome to the highs, lows and creamy middles that is ianlewis._________________

I would like to help out in any capacity, preferably in a smaller role._________________
^Jamison.Where else would you rather be than right here, right now?
When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us