Here, let me change into something that's going to get wet and be all uncomfortable when I get out, that's still wet when I get out of the water, then have to change out of and dry off again before getting dressed.

Just swim naked. Nobody looks any worse naked than they do in a swimsuit - ugly's ugly and fat's fat.

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.

MEh...considering that this is a Yahoo article and is therefore probably just another inflammatory, fabricated piece of dreck designed only to cover ad hits on a slow news week, I don't really think we have anything to worry about.