Max is at the computer wearing a shirt that says ‘Blame My Sister’ and playing Webkinz. He’s singing a song that goes a little something like this, Bubba Petunia, Bubba Petunia, Bubba Petunia’s HERE! Bubba…

For the past four or so years I have been complaining bitterly about the pink greenbag Starburst jellybeans that taste like dishsoap. It was a flavor abomination akin to the Lemon-scented Pledge flavored yellow Starburst….