Ha! And you know who teaches cell biology at Brown U right? None other than our very own Kenneth R Miller, who testified in the 2005 Dover Pennsylvania trial on behalf of evolutionary science. Very clever.

‘Every reflecting mind must acknowledge that there is no proof of the existence of a Deity’

‘If ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, knowledge of nature destroys them’

A Quahog is a clam.
Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them.
Death is no good with the ladies.
When you’re beautiful doors magically open for you.
The dinosaurs died out because you touch yourself.
Don’t take coupons from giant chickens.
Greased up guys are impossible to catch.
Don’t accept popsicles from weird old men.
Evil monkeys aren’t as evil as they seem.
Pimples, however are very evil.
Everything works out if you do whatever you want.
Don’t trust people in checkered suits.
Don’t buy volcano insurance.
You can’t eat a stapler.
Don’t do ‘Toad.’
TV is freakin’ sweet.
Petitions actually work.

Real honesty is accepting the theories that best explain the actual data even if those explanations contradict our cherished beliefs.-Scotty