That’s the spirit! (the Onion)

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” Though the two-day bake sale raised only $258, well short of the needed $630 million, the event helped spread word of MidCorp’s troubles. Throughout the next few days, Summitville residents came up with ways big and small to help the beleaguered corporation. While many residents dug deep into their savings to give whatever they could, others came up with goods and services to help see CEC MidCorp through the rough times.”