“How can you be so racist/sexist/misogynist/sadist/ *insert any insult* ?”

“YOU PIECE OF SHIT. THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL, MOTHERFUCKER!”

It’s 2016 and these sanctimonious morons still lose their shit over a joke. Ridiculous, isn’t it?

Miss
those good old days when jokes were just jokes and nothing else. You
could just laugh your ass of at anything under the sun and no one would
judge you. But today, everything’s different.
Every joke nowadays is like a dildo. Some people pleasure themselves
with it while others just wrap a barbed wire around it and shove them up
their narrow minded ass.

These
indignant cunts are the worst of all beings. Their lives are already
pathetic as they’ve forgotten how to laugh at jokes and now they think
it’s cool to ruin jokes by taking offense. They’re the main reason why
the world is such a sad place.

Just
because some self-righteous folks sitting there, tell you it’s unfunny, you start
outraging blindly like a brainless herd of cattle. You’re human beings.
You have a mind of your own. Don’t let them manipulate your mindset in a
biased manner. Please think for yourself. It’s okay to have an opinion of your
own rather than listening to what they preach you. And yes, just LEARN
TO FUCKING LAUGH!

In my opinion, a
joke is never offensive, it’s your orthodox undeveloped mindset that makes
it offensive. If you don’t find certain jokes funny, IGNORE them. Don’t
be a judgemental dickhead preaching morality here on the internet. Who're you to decide what is funny and what isn't? It's like, burning the television set when you don't like a show, rather than just changing the channel.

Read Champak.

Love
it how some people ask comedians to “draw a line”, about topics on
which they can crack jokes. That’s the most absurd thing I’ve heard. Freedom of speech just came under Bhai's car and died.

“He needs to draw a line!”

“He has crossed the line!”

Stop being obsessed with imaginary lines. For fuck’s sake, it’s comedy. Not geometry! Please develop a sense of humour, fuckers.

Life
is too short to feel offended by jokes. Laugh and let others laugh.
Appreciate the fact that at least there are people who’re trying to
crack you up, in a world filled with sadness and misery.

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Hiding my insecurities behind my morbid cynicism & humour. Neither a writer, nor a poet. Not yet. I'm worst at what I do best & for this gift, I feel blessed. Please read my old articles and hate me for growing up and being a hypocrite. And yes, I love you all!