Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

Winston Churchill once said, "A communist is like a crocodile; when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you." You look like a commie.

2x  60,250 = 99,920. Solve for x and show me your answer.

I'll show you where my Y intercepts your X. Hint: it's in your fallopian tube. They call it the origin for a reason.

Elementary topology suggests that any object without a hole can be simplified to a sphere. Luckily, you aren't a sphere.

A man buys a 110 pound woman a 3 oz. cocktail for $5.50, with an alcohol content of 27.5%. How many more drinks must he buy before she blacks out and has no recollection of making out with him all night?