The spoof flick 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, starring Kathryn Fiore and Flip Schultz, is coming Blu-ray and DVD on January 15. I’d sit here and try to mention all of the recent films the flick spoofs, but in its lengthy title, I think it gives you a pretty good rundown of what you’ll be getting into should you choose to watch this movie. What the title doesn’t give you is some goofy advice on how to survive slasher flicks, whether they be spoof films or not. Luckily, Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment has put together a nice infographic to help fans do just that.

The infographic is pretty patient, taking viewers through a step by step of how to understand and avoid slasher movie stereotypes. I particularly like the timeline, which shows the order in which slasher stereotypes are most likely to perish. The comedic horror movie advice is although worth a look-through. Just remember: “The buddy system is for losers.”

If you liked the infograph, you might be the prime audience for 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I wish I could tell you the bonus features with the set will all be as detailed as this infographic, but unfortunately, I cannot. The good news is the flick will come with a featurette that will take a look behind the scenes during the making of the film.