This Massachusetts massage parlor bust give us the quote of the week: “The massage got to the point where it was indecent assault and battery,” and the detective was able to signal other nearby officers, who came into the parlor and made the arrests, Ratte said. Because, of course, sensual massage therapists often force handjobs onto the unwilling.

A French anti-prostitution organization recently published this worldwide map of prostitutes. Its accuracy is certainly questionable, as is the article’s claim that “75 percent of [prostitutes are] between the ages of 13 and 25.”