Well this post is really about how nothing. I just feel lazy today and just like the song I wouldn't do anything. How
do you say "I feel so lazy today" in different language or dialect? Mr. Google translate helped me with this. So
here it goes:

Afrikaans = Ek voel so lui vandag

Albanian = Ndihem kaq dembel sot

Armenian = Yes zgum yem, vor tsuyl e

Basque = Beraz, alferrak sentitzen dut, gaur egun,

Bosnian = Tako sam lijen danas

Catalan = Em sento tan mandrós avui

Cebuano = Gibati nako nga tapowan karon

Chinese = Wǒ juéde jīntiān zhème lǎn

Croatian = Osjećam se tako lijeni danas

Czech = Cítím se tak líný dnes

Danish = Jeg føler mig så doven dag

Dutch = Ik voel me zo lui vandaag

Esperanto = Mi sentas tiel mallaborema hodiaŭ

Estonia = Ma tunnen end nii laisk täna

Finnish = Olen niin laiska tänään

French = Je me sens tellement paresseux aujourd'hui

Galician = Eu me sinto tan preguiceiro hoxe

German = Ich fühle mich so faul heute

Haitian Creole = Mwen santi mwen tèlman parese jodi a

Hmong = Kuv xav tias yog li tub nkeeg hnub no

Hungarian = Úgy érzem, hogy lusta ma

Icelandic = Mér finnst svo latur í dag

Indonesian = Aku merasa sangat malas hari ini

Irish = Braithim chomh leisciúil lá atá inniu ann

Italian = Mi sento così pigro oggi

Japanese = Kyō wa totemo taidana kanji

Javanese = Aku rase supaya puguh dina

Kannada = Nānu indu āddarinda tirugu abhiprāya

Khmer = khnhom mean arommo tha khchel dauchneh now thngainih

Korean = oneul neomu geeuleun neukkim

Lao = khaphachao husukva lazy dangnan naimuni

Latin = Sentio ita piger hodie

Latvian = Es jūtos tik slinks šodien

Lithuanian = Jaučiuosi taip tingus šiandien

Malay = Saya berasa amat malas hari ini

Norweigan = Jeg føler meg så lat i dag

Polish = Czuję się tak leniwy dzisiaj

Portuguese = Eu me sinto tão preguiçoso hoje

Romanian = Mă simt atât de leneș astăzi

Slovak = Cítim sa tak lenivý dn

Slovenian = Počutim se tako leni danes

Spanish = Me siento tan perezoso hoy

Swahili = Najisikia wavivu leo

Swedish = Jag känner mig så lat idag

Turkish = Ben bugün çok tembel hissediyorum

Welsh = Rwy'n teimlo mor ddiog heddiw

Maybe you can use some of the translation when you call in sick and make it sound like an illness. hehe.