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Friday, 15 August 2014

Guest Author - Brian Brennan - an excerpt from "Brief Encounters"

Brian is an award-winning and best-selling author of seven critically acclaimed narrative non-fiction books about the colourful personalities of Western Canada’s past. A former staff writer with the Calgary Herald, Brian has written freelance articles and columns for magazines and newspapers across the United States and Canada, including the New York Times, Globe and Mail and Toronto Star. Born and educated in Dublin, Ireland, Brian immigrated to Canada in 1966 and settled in Calgary in 1974. Over the course of his varied career he has worked as a golf caddy, lounge waiter, customs officer, nightclub pianist, church organist, radio news announcer, and a featured storyteller on CBC Radio’s Daybreak Alberta – a popular program heard across the province. His website is listed below.Following is an excerpt from his book-in-progress, working title: "Brief Encounters: Conversations with Celebrities, 1974-88." It's based on interviews he did when he was an entertainment writer for the Calgary Herald during the '70s and '80s.

Victor Borge

November 1975

Victor Borge had been a child
prodigy on his way to becoming a concert pianist when he discovered a flair for
comedy that sent him in another direction and brought him international fame.
When he arrived in Calgary to play the 2,700-seat Jubilee Auditorium in 1975,
the Danish-born virtuoso was 66 and still performing 150 shows a year despite
having been forced to stop playing temporarily due to paralysis in his left
arm.

I asked him if he was thinking
of retiring. “Retiring from what?” he replied. “Retiring from life? Performing is my life. A lot of people retire
because they’re forced to, and then keep regretting it for the rest of their
lives.”

The problem with his left arm
had been a shocker, Borge said, because for three weeks in the hospital he
wasn’t able to move it. “It scared the hell out of me. I had to cancel a
concert for the first time in my life. The newspaper in Wichita didn’t like it,
but what did they expect?”

The doctors determined that the
paralysis was caused by a pinched nerve in his neck. After they repaired the
damage, Borge lost some strength in his arm but that, fortunately, didn’t
affect his playing. “That’s the one aspect of my performance that has to be
right.” Even though he filled his performance with musical jokes, such as his interpolation
of “Happy Birthday” or “Hush-a-Bye Baby” into the music of Chopin, Mozart and
Debussy, he wanted the piano playing to be technically proficient. “Each
performance is a challenge for that reason.”

He had given up doing
conventional concerts in his 20s because he came to believe he didn’t have any
real control over what his fingers did when he sat down to play. Blessed, or
perhaps plagued with something he called “finger memory,” Borge could start
playing any piece he had learned from the standard repertoire and almost
immediately his fingers would find the right notes. “It was just a
psychological thing,” he said. “I would look down at my fingers while I was
playing and be in awe of them. That’s why I had to stop concertizing. I was
afraid I might foul up sometime.”

But he had no regrets about
abandoning a career as a serious musician in favour of becoming a comic
entertainer. “I’m not a frustrated concert musician or a frustrated anything.
You can’t be frustrated if you’re doing something that you want to do. If I had
stayed straight, I know I could have done well. But I wanted to do this. It’s
my chemistry.”

He couldn’t explain the success
of his comedy. “I was never particularly interested in analyzing it.” But much
of it had to do with his spontaneous reaction to little things that occurred
during a concert, plus his ongoing fascination with the idiosyncrasies of the
English language. One of his popular routines involved “inflated language,” in
which “wonderful” became “twoderful” and “create” became “crenine.” Another
routine, that he called “phonetic punctuation,” involved reciting a story
complete with trick vocal sounds for commas, periods and exclamation marks.

The man in the front row who
sneezed or the woman who coughed too loud were natural targets for his ad libs,
but Borge insisted that none of his jokes were planned. “Sometimes it almost
seems as if all 3,000 people in the audience have been planted.” His method was
to work mainly impromptu “and say things to suit the particular mood of the
show.”

I asked him about reviews.
Borge said he had received the occasional negative one. But he took some
consolation from knowing that “bigger geniuses than I have suffered from this
problem.” He recalled a letter that the composer Brahms was said to have sent
to a critic who panned one of his concert performances: “Dear Mr. Critic. I
have your review of my concert in front of me as I write. Where I’m seated,
I’ll soon have it behind me. Yours truly, Johannes Brahms.”

True to his word, Borge never retired
from performing. At age 90, he was still playing about 60 shows a year. His
doctors suggested he eliminate a pratfall where he pretended to accidentally
fall off the piano bench. But, of course, Borge had no intention of doing this.
It had been part of his act for so long that audiences expected it.

A New York Times reporter asked Borge why he continued to maintain a
heavy touring schedule. He gave much the same answer as the one he had given to
me 20 years earlier. “Why not?” he said. “If it was a strain, I wouldn't do it.
But I can do it. I haven't faltered yet. I know life. I have had a full measure
of experience. Shouldn't I take advantage of it? These days my acts are the
essence of what I have accomplished. The fruit is on the tree. Should I let it
rot?”

Or as he had said to me, “It
all has to do with the spirit. What I’m doing is at my natural speed. I travel
because people don’t come to me.”

He died in 2000 at age 91 at
his home in Greenwich, Connecticut.

Thank you Brian for sharing your work with us. You can find out more about Brian by visiting his website, www.brianbrennan.ca

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