No, not real birthdays—these two lists are for the day you made your first edit here at Uncyclopedia. Please don't be offended if your name isn't here. If I know you, I've just neglected to add you. Help me by adding yourself.

19. ~ LLH3: Had a couple of usernames before, one got banned, the other sucked. Didn't add myself- surprised.

20. ~ HELPME: Lurked and occasionally edited anonymously for about four months before joining. I wish I knew what that IP was.

21. ~ Magic man: I was active on a different account for about 2 months. I created Magic man because I was pretty shure some one was out to get me...

22. ~ Putthatknifedown: I started reading uncyclopedia 5 years ago before I signed.

23. ~ Trar: I had another account called "M0000ARG11S" that was active from October 2006 to about early 2007. I'm sure before that account I was an anonymous lurker for at least a few months, and the biggest n00b you ever saw.

24. ~ Bevanz: I edited quite a bit as an IP, and had been reading Uncyc for years before creating my account.

25. ~ Aimsplode: Lol My first account was made sometime in 2005, but I forgot the password like a day later then completely forgot about the Uncyc. Then, in a moment of inspiration, I also forgot the username.

26. ~ Fishalishalish: Disappeared sometime around August of 2009, found passed out in a dumpster by November of 2010 and subsequently resuscitated. Also hung around this place for a while.

27. ~ Lollipop: Originally was Maniac mcpee from Sept. 4, 2010 to February 19, 2011. He closed down Maniac mcpee and became Lollipop.

28. ~ Scofield: First edit was in my userspace. Article got ICU'd when I mainspaced it, though the userspace copy still exists.

29. ~ Funnybony: Orignally was Rsbj66.

30. ~ NXWave: Got banned for 3 abusive sockpuppets of himself.

31. ~ Aimsplode: read uncyc for 2 years before joining. (Note, times two!: Changing my name to High_General_Aimsplode, just so you know). Been banned (to date) 1, 705, 122, 42 times.

32. ~ TheSlyFox: I was a reader of this site way back in 2005. If I remember right, my first ever IP edit was on VFD (back when it actually accepted votes from IPs).

33. ~ Joe9320: Got introduced two weeks earlier, and signed up thereafter....

34. ~ PuppyOnTheRadio: Stumbled in here in 2006 or '07 and made some very minor edits as an IP and then forgot it existed. Made some edits as an IP when I came back for a day or so and then finally signed up. Almost all of my IP edits were reverted though.

35. ~ Mattsnow: Was looked at suspiciously at first since he had left ED's rotting carcass behind.

I thought

I was Feb 27th? I didn't think i'd be on the list. :) I'm fairly young. And much of the time since then I've been on an extended hiatus thing. - [22:45 3 August 2010]PlebYettie

Link to front page?

I was just thinking this could be linked to the front page as I can't see a few well known names not on here like Spike or the good Rabbi. Also 2010 looks a bit desperate with just three new regulars. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:33, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yeh, I think that's a good idea. I like it already. It should have it's own Uncyclopedia: page, methinks. - [16:46 5 August 2010]TheYet•Talk

I will add myself

Because I am an old fuck, and old fucks deserve to be known! Also I've made nearly 2000 edits over 3 accounts in 3 years so I deserve to be there, sort of MethamphetamineWasHere (02:54 08-7-2010)

Especially, since I forgot all about it, and now there's a bunch of people who aren't on the tree, or did attempt to add themselves... It's a royal mess... Which I sort of like cleaning up. I guess being a housewife starting a few weeks from now and before any Mini-Luvvies are born is the perfect timing to fix it up... :) Happytimes, I'll come by your talk page at some point for your tree... -- DameViktoria-(Contribs)-(Talk)-(Block log)08:28, 11 May

Blarg, I added myself

Despite being here for about four years now the only noteworthy thing i've ever done is Grueslayer. It may seem stagnant now but i'm getting things ready to start it up again. You'll see. EDIT: I was going to put a <math></math> equation here but it just spit out a long error paragraph. Try an equation for yourself. --Trar(talk|contribs|grueslayer) 16:42, December 8, 2010 (UTC)