INTRODUCTION
Pirates of the Carodrinkin' is a game to play while you are drinking.
Kiko and Cooter developed it for play by anyone anytime anywhere,
so long as you are drinkin'. This game is loosely based on the game
3-Man, which is also sometimes referred to as Beer Dork, combined
with a kid's game borrowed from a fast food restaurant.

EQUIPMENT NEEDED
A minimum of 2 die are needed in order to play. Some paper to write
down the list of possible "Pirate Names" and a pirate
hat. If no pirate can be found then some other pirate artifact will
suffice such as an eye patch or peg leg.

SETUP
The first thing a player must do is find out his/her pirate name.
To do this make three columns on a piece of paper and make 11 rows
numbering them from 2 to 12. You will be rolling the dice to come
up with a pirate name and since you cannot roll a 1 with 2 dice
you must start with a 2. The first column should be filled with
Adjectives. The second filled with nouns and the Third Proper Names.
Here is an example

1

2

3

2

Brown

Ball

Betty

3

Blue

Boob

Rod

4

Big

Butthole

Lenny

5

Small

Pee-Pee

Karl

6

Wet

Nut

Jimmy

7

Sloppy

Chicken

Cletus

8

Creamy

Chimpy

Cooder

9

Cack

Slut

Roscoe

10

Fuck

Swab

Enis

11

Loose

Lips

Jesse

12

Tight

Face

Vivian

The first player rolls the dice to determine the first part of
his pirate name. Then for part 2 and 3. For example if someone rolled
11 then 6 and then a 9, their pirate name would be LOOSE NUT ROSCOE.
Once everyone has a pirate name the task of determining a captain
follows. This can be done on a volunteer basis or player can take
turns rolling until someone rolls a 5. The first player who rolls
a 5 is the "Captain" and must wear the pirate hat (or
other pirate artifact).

The captain begins play and starts by rolling the dice. Play continues
until a "nothing" is rolled. Every number rolled stands
for some type of action that is to take place and here they are

*Social - A social starts out with the captain. The Captain must
announce his Pirate Name and then place his drink in the center
for the Social Toast. The next player in line announces his Pirate
Name and this continues until everyone is done. If a player forgets
his pirate name then he has broken the merriment of a social and
must WALK THE PLANK.

*Walk the Plank - Roll for your destiny! If a player has to walk
the plank he must roll the dice and drink the amount rolled.

*Doubles - When doubles are rolled the player who rolled can choose
to make either one or two players walk the plank. This is done by
handing out the dice, both to one person or one die to two players.
Before the player hands out the dice he must announce the Pirate
Name whom he has chosen to make walk the plank. This is done out
of pirate honor and no player can be made to walk the plank with
out his pirate name being called out. If a player giving out the
dice cannot announce the pirate name correctly then that player
must walk the plank himself for not properly honoring the pirate
tradition. The only exception to this is when double 6's are rolled.
It is the Captain's privilege to make anyone he chooses walk the
plank without the tradition. Arrgh!

If the player who has been chosen to walk the plank rolls doubles
for his destiny then the roll goes back to the player who initiated
the plank walk. That player must then roll and drink double whatever
he rolls. This would continue until someone failed to roll doubles,
with amounts doubling every time.

Double 5s' = Whomever rolls a double 5 is the new Captain. If the
Captain should roll this he may pick his successor.

This game is still in need of improvements. If anyone has suggestions
on how to make this game better please contact 187.