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Caught in the Act

January 13, 2009

I just signed into Facebook and noticed that I'd been tagged in the following picture:Can you find me? Yup, there I am on the bottom left, blatantly ignoring the cue to smile--you know, just in case my ice cream bowl sprouted some legs and decided to scamper away.

I hate Facebook.

And please, don't send me a friend request unless I actually know who you are. I prefer to limit the views of my flabby forearms to my most loving inner circle.

Why is your placemat a different color from everyone else's? Is that the "special" ugly placemat they give to foax who tend to be Olympic-level stain-makers? I notice it's more an earthy/stainy color than the others, is why I ask ...