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Little, yellow, different, better,so round, so firm, so fully packed,just do it. you can't eat just one,put a tiger in your tank.Takes a licking, keeps on ticking,I'm going to Disneyland.Got milk? Beef -- it's what's for dinner.In your mouth, not in your hand.The pause refreshes, no more tears,this Bud's for you, plop plop fizz fizz,meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow,is it live or Memorex?Sometimes you feel like a nut,sometimes you don't, a dab'll do,in the valley of the jolly --...how much TV is bad for you?

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YOU NEED A BOOK.

The collected poems from my descent into madness year spent writing daily poems are now available from Lulu as the cheapest 330-page book they would let me make ($16.20). If that's too pricey, you can also get it from Lulu as a free download, or just click on the "a poem every day" tag to read them here. But if you did buy one, that'd be awesome.