I judiciously applied a beer bottle to one of the feral inbred Nazis you only find in parts of Christchurch for attacking my mate on our own fucking front lawn circa ‘97 or ‘98. I’d actually had previous dealings with him going right back to primary school. He was already a pointlessly violent piece...

YES. Like the cunts who came up to me in the library when I was living there and loudly asked me where to score weed whilst I was minding my own business which resulted in unwelcome attention from the authorities for me and bugger all for them, the sausage munching fucks.

I’m just a cynical, burned out middle aged man who no longer fits in anywhere and I just want to be left alone to drink myself to death in peace, which I’m doing a pretty good job of because quite frankly I’m fucked. Then all the people I’ve variously pissed off, disappointed or traumatised will hav...

I had one at Eastgate mall on Saturday after picking up a birthday present for a mate of mine at Penny Lane. Took ages to get ready ‘cos the two chicks at the kiosk were distracted by some doddery old cunt demanding a “cold drink” but failing to specify what kind and paying for it with coins from 18...

I never did you any wrong Phil. I have stuck up for you on numerous occasions. You chucked your toys over me being friends with people you’ve got a mutual shitty on with, because I’m not taking sides in shit that’s got nothing to do with me, like a fucking petulant child.

As much as I’m alarmed by the rise of the neo-fascist right these days, I also see signs of authoritarianism and a totalitarian mob mentality in the elements of the left who are pejoratively known as “Social Justice Warriors” reminiscent of extreme Maoists. Their behaviour on university campuses and...