What were some of the most memorable threads on Datalounge?

I remember one about a father who was punishing his daughter over a can of frosting.

by Anonymous

reply 139

07/04/2014

Possom in a drawer.

Bread in the fridge.

I missed the red dragon cheese/deli story but read it in the last two "most memorable threads" threads.

by Anonymous

reply 1

12/21/2012

NOT WITHOUT MY FROSTING!

by Anonymous

reply 2

12/21/2012

Danny/Denny and his suitcase visit NYC

Azmodeus the possessed lesbian

Once Around the Garden

Unfortunately, all three were posted by the same troll who later confessed to his doings...

by Anonymous

reply 3

12/21/2012

Having sex with Falco

by Anonymous

reply 4

12/21/2012

Shit Bra

by Anonymous

reply 5

12/21/2012

Turkey meatballs and two towels - I'm not running a bed and breakfast here.

by Anonymous

reply 6

12/21/2012

Fucking newbies.

by Anonymous

reply 7

12/21/2012

The last "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread, which was started two weeks ago, apparently wasn't that memorable.

by Anonymous

reply 8

12/21/2012

What was bread in the fridge?

by Anonymous

reply 9

12/21/2012

Let's Roll Cinnamon Rolls!

My Neighbor is a Gargoyle (complete with video)

My landlord is spying on me and I'm going to sneak into his house and find the evidence (posted in real-time segments)

DataLoungeLand

And of course, the queen thread of them all: Dialing The Phone With A Pencil.

by Anonymous

reply 10

12/21/2012

"Dialing the phone with a pencil" was too darn cute.

by Anonymous

reply 11

12/21/2012

Also I loved the "I found one of Mindy Cohn's old braziers in the laundromat and I love to beat off while sniffing it" was a good one.

by Anonymous

reply 12

12/21/2012

"Horrific childhood TV viewing experiences that warped you."

by Anonymous

reply 13

12/21/2012

Crabwalking.

I would love it if that could be bumped up again. It was awesome.

by Anonymous

reply 14

12/21/2012

r9, it started as a question about the best way to store bread. Then the kitchen kweens chimed in and told OP what an unwashed heathen he was, should turn in his gay card right now, etc.

It was actually informative; apparently we have a few bakers here who explained the technical reason why the OP was wrong to refrigerate it.

The soda box in the fridge was another similar thread that cracked me up.

by Anonymous

reply 15

12/22/2012

Midget Etiquette

by Anonymous

reply 16

12/22/2012

[quote]The last "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread, which was started two weeks ago, apparently wasn't that memorable.

But there was a "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread from about five weeks ago that was more memoralbe than the one which was started two weeks ago.

The one from five weeks ago, said that it was the fifth "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread in six months. Many people agreed, thus it was memorable for that reason alone.

by Anonymous

reply 17

12/22/2012

JLo vs. Madonna, with Fa

by Anonymous

reply 18

12/22/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymous

reply 19

12/22/2012

I always thought that "I Shit Repeatedly in My Daughter's Open, Hungry Mouth" was a great thread.

by Anonymous

reply 20

12/22/2012

Present your hole to your cat or summat like that.

by Anonymous

reply 21

12/22/2012

What's a "soda box", precious? What's a "soda box"?

by Anonymous

reply 22

12/22/2012

I second "Damn, Teresa Giudice has some ugly kids."

by Anonymous

reply 23

12/22/2012

Anderson Cooper Collects Hello Kitty

and

My fat roommate sits in my antique chair.

by Anonymous

reply 24

12/22/2012

The 9/11 thread is unforgettable.

by Anonymous

reply 25

12/22/2012

I liked the one about the poor guy with two penises, one above the other, as if that really mattered.

by Anonymous

reply 26

12/22/2012

Serving Instant Coffee instead of Freshly Brewed

The Bread Pudding Lesbian

Is a Baked Potato Bar Dinner Party a Good Idea?

Cash Bars at Weddings

by Anonymous

reply 27

12/22/2012

Janice the Vegan.

by Anonymous

reply 28

12/22/2012

An eldergay just hissed at me

Celebrity fragrances

The first almiqui thread

Let's be Portland, Oregon

by Anonymous

reply 29

12/22/2012

Nick and Kelli

by Anonymous

reply 30

12/22/2012

Weird Little Girl Next Door

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reply 31

12/22/2012

The "Let Me Tell You About Deb Messing" threads are the best of all time.

by Anonymous

reply 32

12/22/2012

ww f0or R8

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reply 33

12/22/2012

Inviting a fat friend over when you have delicate furniture

Pissing in the Sink

The founder of the gay newspaper/magazine that went ex-gay was fascinating in a sick way.

by Anonymous

reply 34

12/22/2012

I always enjoy the typos that become legendary -

Graxy, thug duck etc.

But I can't remember if it's Cooked non or cooked not even toast.

by Anonymous

reply 35

12/22/2012

Non-event toast, R35.

by Anonymous

reply 36

12/22/2012

[quote] I always enjoy the typos that become legendary -

Why is straight me so stupid?

by Anonymous

reply 37

12/22/2012

The Official Whitney Houston Funeral Coverage Thread

by Anonymous

reply 38

12/22/2012

A good bottom makes his own lube

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reply 39

12/22/2012

I just had sex with Janie Lane

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reply 40

12/22/2012

Nancy Reagan's Casket Dance

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reply 41

12/22/2012

Any thread Chung Ho participated in

by Anonymous

reply 42

12/22/2012

No one has mentioned the best EST thread ever, the Lesbian Potluck Wedding! So good because we all pretty much fell for it. Lesbian stereotypes work.

by Anonymous

reply 43

12/22/2012

Wedding fiascos, especially the post where the "other woman" showed up dressed in black, like Joan Collins, and proceeded to tell the family that the father lost his big corporate job a year or so earlier and SHE was footing the bill for the big day, so she had every right to be there.

It was a long time ago, so I don't remember it all that well, but I think it ended in a few arrests.

I think she was the groom's aunt or something

by Anonymous

reply 44

12/22/2012

Summarian Housewives and Chick Peas

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reply 45

12/22/2012

Whatever happened to Chairo?

by Anonymous

reply 46

12/22/2012

[quote]A good bottom makes his own lube

OMG - LOL! Was there really such a thread?! That is hilarious. I exiled for awhile while the Josh fangurls ruled the roost and that hideous Slocombe was writing the 900,000 Wikipedia entry, so I missed a great deal.

by Anonymous

reply 47

12/22/2012

"Why is straight me so stupid?"

Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymous

reply 48

12/22/2012

The early Michfest threads. I laughed so hard about some of the posts.

by Anonymous

reply 49

12/22/2012

My favorite was the thread from the young woman who was an assistant at some production company in Burbank and she had a bithcy boss who had an autistic son or SOMETHING that wasn't quite right. Anyway, one day she brought the son (7 or 8 years old) into the office with her and he proceeded to run around like a maniac (and the mother didn't stop him) and then he ran into the corner of the assistant's cubicle (outside the boss' office) pulled down his pants and took a dump in the corner, and just started crying. The mother came out and wanted to know what the assistant had done to make her cry, she saw the pile and just shrugged and left it there. The cleaning staff overnight didn't touch it either because it was 'hazardous' and the assistant didn't clean it up either. She quit two days later, while the crap was STILL there.

by Anonymous

reply 50

12/22/2012

The original Golden Girls inconsistencies thread.

by Anonymous

reply 52

12/22/2012

Well, of course the 9/11 thread remains the top. I saved it on a hard drive maybe 5 computers back.

But for me it was Cut vs. Uncut back in the day - maybe 2000.

by Anonymous

reply 53

12/22/2012

Bai Ling on the roof!

by Anonymous

reply 54

12/22/2012

[quote] Non-event toast

I'm pretty sure it was "not event toast," a horrible typo by a bitter queen complaining about the hostess starving her guests at a party. One of my favs.

Also:

Bonnie Mace threads

The Brokeback Mountain movie review by the legendary Homosex Troll.

"Help! I just sent a cell phone video of myself masturbating to my whole family!"

And finally an obscure little thread from years ago about meeting a new running mate who was straight and the nice jogs they took together. No sex, just a friendly little thread. :)

by Anonymous

reply 55

12/22/2012

The freeper cruise ship photo album

by Anonymous

reply 57

12/22/2012

Larry Kramer's visit to yell at everyone on World AIDS Day, and David Ehrenstein's immortal response ("Hi, Larry!")

by Anonymous

reply 58

12/22/2012

Bread pudding/Claire

by Anonymous

reply 59

12/22/2012

Ginny from Billing

by Anonymous

reply 60

12/22/2012

It wasn't the title, but salesgirls from the 1930s.

"Then I told Trixie she shoulda slapped that hussy's face!"

by Anonymous

reply 61

12/22/2012

I think it was something like 19th century shows.

All I remember is "Dancing with the Czars" and "Mother May I Bundle With Percy"

by Anonymous

reply 62

12/22/2012

Denny Scott Photography -- Denny was (and is) some Midwestern glamour shots/"boudoir" photographer. His stuff was so bad it was like he was a Christopher Guest characters.

Most of the photos came down once DLers began visiting the website and telling their friends. Here's one of the few I could find.

by Anonymous

reply 63

12/22/2012

The original Helen Lawson thread was hilarious, although the joke has become tired in recent years.

There was a thread by a guy who had a daughter who was so precious that he had to leave his shopping cart in the middle of the supermarket parking lot. LOVED that one.

by Anonymous

reply 64

12/22/2012

etenmanns celebration cak

by Anonymous

reply 65

12/22/2012

Tipping with Jam.

by Anonymous

reply 66

12/22/2012

The cheese farmer who caught his neighbor fucking his goat.

by Anonymous

reply 67

12/22/2012

If Brokeback Mountain were directed by other directors

The one about (and I'm paraphrasing) creating our own ABC movie-of-the-week.

The thread begun by a drunken Judy "Pills" in which she threatened to drive down to Philly for some reason or other.

Thw weird neighbors down the street

The A.I. thread, in which those who hated it and those who loved it attacked each other ferociously for [bold]days[/bold].

by Anonymous

reply 68

12/22/2012

Gaylings and Jared Leto

by Anonymous

reply 69

12/22/2012

The Butterfish thread.

The Stepson/Stepfather thread also done in real time.

by Anonymous

reply 70

12/23/2012

I just had sex with Jani Lane.

(THREAD CLOSED)

by Anonymous

reply 71

12/23/2012

The Michfest threads are always good for a laugh.

by Anonymous

reply 72

12/23/2012

For or all you DL old timers, just remember... Fresca isn't a diet soda.

by Anonymous

reply 73

12/23/2012

The original Helen Lawson thread titled "What Was Your Favorite Helen Lawson Show" was one of the funniest goddamn things I have ever read in my life. I couldn't read it at work because I was laughing too much. I wish I'd saved it.

by Anonymous

reply 74

12/23/2012

The threads where we invaded/hijacked the International House Of Prayer, the retribution posts in our threads from various IHOPers, and the eventual edict by the Webmaster that anymore inter-website warfare would get us banned ... legendary.

The best posts were on IHOP, by DLers; "What if the rapture happens while I'm driving?", "I think my love for Jesus may be homosexual in nature", etc. The IHOPers were initially perplexed at the complexity of our issues, but after several days the lesser DLers showed up and it became obvious we were abusing their "counselling" services.

Best week on DL ever.

by Anonymous

reply 75

12/23/2012

The 'bread in the refrigerator' thread had me in tears of laughter: "I need to talk to you. NOW! No, not after you take a pee, NOW! I was looking around for something to eat, and what did I find? BREAD! In your REFRIGERATOR! What kind of a man are you? ANSWER ME!" etc. Very funny.

by Anonymous

reply 76

12/23/2012

There was an obnoxious People magazine fluff story on that insane Duggar family on the People website, and the comments from fraus and fundie housewives were so noxious ( many posted anti-gay stuff) that DLers took a field trip and wrote parody posts while pretending to be good little Christian fraus, complete with assumed names like "Thelma Sugarmoobs" and "Velma Breedlove." There was a thread here with the best posts from the People website and they were laugh-out-loud funny. Another thread I wish I'd saved.

by Anonymous

reply 77

12/23/2012

[quote]The A.I. thread, in which those who hated it and those who loved it attacked each other ferociously for days.

The Justin Guarini autobiography thread was great!

by Anonymous

reply 78

12/23/2012

Something about "Summer of my Norwegian leg-warmers"?

Or was that when I was LSD?

Possible - I once hid in a cupboard for 12 hours to escape the giant chicken which was chasing me...

by Anonymous

reply 79

12/23/2012

Sorry - I've just been corrected - it was a giant moorhen, not a chicken (WTF?)

Serves me right for living with a literalist who has an eidetic memory.

Thank god he's lovely...OR I MIGHT GET ANNOYED THAT HE'S LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER AS I TYPE!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 80

12/23/2012

Agree with R32, that Deb Messing-as-a-St-Teresa-type person (or something) was hysterical; by the time it ended with something like, "Qui est-ce cette cunt?", I was on the floor from laughter!

And the yearly "Cube Frau from hells/what to bring to office holiday parties threads" - and where IS such a thread this year?, waaaaaaaaaaaa?? Can't find, sorry. TIA.

by Anonymous

reply 81

12/23/2012

May I admit here - my- threads? Some were hits, some were misses, some were bombs:

Stevie Nicks kicked my daughter in the vagina ( I think I used the c word) Bombed

My cat Snuggles Mamoody who I played Not without my daughter with

Mixed reception

Entemanns celebration cake

-surprise hit- mainly because of cak, not my horrible ramblings or my obsession with those delicious cakes!

And I am sadly responsible for 80 percent of the early momma posts- including Easter of 2007 where she detailed her sexual exploits spending the entire day in the port authority bathrooms

- bombed- with some fans though

by Anonymous

reply 82

12/23/2012

ANYTHING by Gilbert Gayling

by Anonymous

reply 83

12/23/2012

[quote]The original Helen Lawson thread was hilarious, although the joke has become tired in recent years.

More than tired and not even slightly amusing. Nobody has come up with anything close to the original postings. What kind of moron can't stop?

by Anonymous

reply 84

12/23/2012

Musical Lesbians (or something like that, 2003)

Marilyn Bergman Lesbo

Anything Liza Minnelli Anything David Ehrenstein

by Anonymous

reply 85

12/23/2012

[quote]Something about "Summer of my Norwegian leg-warmers"?

It was "Summer of My German Leg Warmers" and it was based on a real tv movie with Kristie McNicol and Esther Rolle.

by Anonymous

reply 86

12/23/2012

Thanks for reminding me about good old Denny Scott photography, r63. Man, that was a good thread. Those pics were gold.

by Anonymous

reply 87

12/23/2012

I loved the "years and years of high school senior photos" thread from a couple of months ago. Laughed a lot at that one.. I started to post in it the other day but didn't want be accused of being a bump troll.

The real-time coverage of a red-carpet show with Kathy Griffin, where she asked Michael Cera and that girl that played Maybe on "Arrested Development" to comment on Dakota Fanning entering rehab. I believe this was the origination of the hard-living Dakota and the Dakota vs. Abigail Breslin rivalry DL memes.

by Anonymous

reply 89

12/23/2012

[quote]I believe this was the origination of the hard-living Dakota and the Dakota vs. Abigail Breslin rivalry DL memes.

I remember when they were funny, but that was long ago.

by Anonymous

reply 90

12/23/2012

Yes R63!

by Anonymous

reply 91

12/23/2012

Guy trying to brine a Thanksgiving turkey and things going very wrong.

by Anonymous

reply 92

12/23/2012

Lisa Beamer's Let's Roll Cinnamon Roll shops. They had to remove a corner of the Hoover FBI building to install the first shop.

Bread in the freezer, fridge, or bread box. The OP left DL for awhile and returned many months later to find that the thread was still going.

by Anonymous

reply 93

12/23/2012

Bump

by Anonymous

reply 94

01/20/2013

Let the sagas continue.

by Anonymous

reply 95

12/13/2013

There was a thread a long time ago about someone that dropped a deuce in Joann Fabrics, or Joann Fabrics wouldn't let them use their rest room. I can't remember which, but it was hysterical.

by Anonymous

reply 96

12/13/2013

Shit bra!!!! Coffee cradling.

by Anonymous

reply 97

12/13/2013

I AM MAN LANDERS. TELL ME YOUR WOES. SINCERELY MAN LANDERS.

Still cracks me up..

Also the one about the old-timey TV shows, like "Top Hat."

by Anonymous

reply 98

12/13/2013

Many won't believe me, but honestly, this is true. No, not me, I'd never do this. So many of you have good advice and thats why I'm asking. A buddy just called me. He was playing around last night, and put an apple up his butt. It got stuck there. He told me that its still there. I've tried google, he has tried google, and can't find an answer about what to do. An apple is biodegradable so will it come out by itself? Once he has to go to the bathroom, will it push it out? Does he need to go to a doctor?

by Anonymous

reply 99

12/14/2013

Without question, the Prancing Ponies.

by Anonymous

reply 100

12/14/2013

Nastiest Person on Broadway, parts 1 & 2

by Anonymous

reply 101

12/14/2013

The original Sows at the Trough.

The Baked Potato Party.

And the 9/11 thread could be put in a time capsule as far as I'm concerned.

Some of the Academy Awards threads have been great too but not so much recently. They really made that evening an event on DL.

by Anonymous

reply 102

12/14/2013

Once around the garden.

by Anonymous

reply 103

12/14/2013

I Trapped My Neighbor's Cat

by Anonymous

reply 104

12/14/2013

videotaped himself jerked off and accidentally sent it to every phone contact. then he moved away for a fresh start.

by Anonymous

reply 105

12/14/2013

Lisa Beamer is granting a license to a corporation that plans a chain of Let's Roll shops across the nation that will be selling cinnamon rolls, a favorite of her late hero-husband Todd Beamer. Beamer, the man who uttered "Let's roll" shortly before he died on a hijacked airplane on Sept. 11, requested his wife's special cinnamon rolls after church every Sunday. Lisa Beamer's special recipe will be the foundation of the Let's Roll chain of shops to be placed in high-end malls across America. "In Todd's memory, we'll have a special promotion every Sunday after church time," said Lisa Beamer. "Anyone who places an order for a roll and then says, 'Let's roll' will get one free Todd Beamer Let's Roll cinnamon roll. His signature on our marriage license will be reproduced on all the napkins at the Let's Roll stores. I feel that this will help people to remember who he was." The decor of the shops will be based on the decor of the Beamer home and will include a bookcase filled with Bibles and religious-themed books. "People will think they are sitting in our den as they eat their Let's Roll rolls," said Beamer. "We'll also sell non-caffinated and non-alcoholic beverages at the shops." The first shop is expected to open on September 11 at the corner of 9th Street and Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, DC.

by Anonymous

reply 106

12/14/2013

Jason Priestly is NOT gay

by Anonymous

reply 107

12/14/2013

I just bumped the "bread in the fridge" thread.

You're welcome.

by Anonymous

reply 108

12/15/2013

if you ask tig notaro those would be the one's she had deleted.

by Anonymous

reply 109

01/11/2014

the daphne zuniga threat nearly saved my life.

by Anonymous

reply 110

01/11/2014

The ones that brought tears of laughter were the Red Dragon cheese, free soda refills at the Italian restaurant, Datalounge in other times.

So much wit on this site.

by Anonymous

reply 111

01/11/2014

"What's your favorite Helen Lawson musical?"

That thread was brilliant.

by Anonymous

reply 112

01/11/2014

r43, I'll agree to disagree with you.

The best elaborate scenario thread ever was: "I'm in Love With My Father-in-Law."

Truly, if for no other reason then to school would-be est posters on how it's done effectively, that is a thread that should be archived. What compelling schlock, with hundreds of posters hanging on for the ride.

Of course, at first, most of us fell for it hook, line, and sinker until the OP skillfully, subtly changed the tone of the posts letting it finally dawn on you that we'd been had.

Bravo to that OP.

by Anonymous

reply 113

01/11/2014

Turkey meatballs/I'm not running a B&B was the one DL thread that made me pee myself. It had everything, from helpful advice to withering sarcasm along with an indignant OP who kept digging himself further and further into a hole.

Once Around the Garden was an elaborate scenario I really enjoyed.

by Anonymous

reply 114

01/11/2014

A few more:

"Man dies from fucking a horse." I felt so guilty giggling at the responses to that thread but I couldn't help it. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

"I Just Shot a 3 foot Iguana In My Back Yard." by Daniel Boon.

by Anonymous

reply 115

01/11/2014

Cupcakes, Macaroons, Macarons. So funny.

I thought for certain somebody gonna get hurt.

by Anonymous

reply 116

01/12/2014

I liked the one where the guy lived in a house cut up into apartments, but there was a secret room in the basement with recording equipment. There was also something strange about a car in the garage. I think the secret room was accessed through a trap door in a closet.

by Anonymous

reply 117

01/13/2014

The graxy thread was pretty funny, considering it was supposed to be about gravy.

by Anonymous

reply 118

01/15/2014

Did you save the whole thing R106? I started that thread and probably wrote some of the things in your post. I picked the location for the first shop to be in the corner occupied by the J.E.Hoover FBI building. It seemed like a good place for a Fundie Pubbie shop.

by Anonymous

reply 119

01/15/2014

Miss Warwick

by Anonymous

reply 120

01/15/2014

memorable bump

by Anonymous

reply 121

06/25/2014

R121, your bump was not very memorable.

by Anonymous

reply 122

06/25/2014

"Famous JonBenets in History, and Their Accomplishments"

by Anonymous

reply 123

06/26/2014

Bread pudding

by Anonymous

reply 124

06/26/2014

WHEN DO THE

by Anonymous

reply 125

06/26/2014

Fresca!

The Taylor Hanson threads

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reply 126

06/26/2014

I liked that one where the guy had an alkie boyfriend who he was cheating on with another alkie, and he's asking for advice on how to get cash out of the first alkie, which he sees as a sort of payment for services rendered as boyfriend e.g. sex.

He copped 600 barrels of shit but I tthought he was fun.

by Anonymous

reply 127

06/26/2014

Let's Roll Cinnamon Roll shops.

Should bread be kept in the fridge, freezer or breadbox?

Lesbian potluck wedding reception. They didn't want to spend money because they were saving for a honeymoon trip to Phoenix from Jacksonville, Florida.

by Anonymous

reply 128

06/26/2014

"JULIE"!

It's all about JULIE; always has been, always will be. Everything leads to and from Julie; it's kinda like 6 Degrees of Separation, but to the infinite power!

by Anonymous

reply 129

06/27/2014

Mame, Hello Dolly, and South Pacific threads are memorable. Not because they were great, because they keep going on and on and on for years.

by Anonymous

reply 130

06/27/2014

"My Sister-in-Law 'phobed me Part II".

Pt. I is up, but Part II seems to be gone. It was the most fabulous and funny story I'd read in a long time.

If anyone has the Part II text from its author, then I'd love it to be posted here or somewhere again, because I missed it, thinking that it would stay here for a much longer time.

by Anonymous

reply 131

06/27/2014

Things we can't do anymore threads, still best ever.

by Anonymous

reply 132

06/27/2014

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymous

reply 133

06/27/2014

The original one is gone, r133.

There a lame one from 2012 referencing the first one, but it sucks.

r132, when was that? I don't remember that thread.

by Anonymous

reply 134

06/27/2014

The bread in the fridge was so many years ago that it was probably deleted when they did the housecleaning and dumped most of the archives.

by Anonymous

reply 135

06/27/2014

Let's Pretend We're in a Stevie Nicks Video!

by Anonymous

reply 136

06/27/2014

Things we used to do but can't anymore. Best writing and stories ever at DL.

by Anonymous

reply 137

06/27/2014

The guy who used to work in a NYC bathhouse and listed a lot of the celebs who were customers.

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