Real Housewives of Atlanta wanna-be Marlo Hampton may be called many thangs (ex-con, stunt queen, slasher, tranny, Marko, Mario and Marlon are a sampling of one’s I’ve heard) but one thing’s for sure…. she sure has some nice gear!

Cute!

Official RHOA cast member Kandi Burruss caught a ton of flack during last week’s episode, when she grilled Marlo on her “occupation” and while several viewers felt Kandi was overstepping her bounds, I for one felt Kandi deserved an answer.

So… while the world awaits the revelation of Mario Marlo’s true occupation, she’d prefer you to believe that she has a “Big Poppa” (not to be confused with ‘The” Big Poppa formerly linked to Kim Zolciak). But for some reason I ain’t buying it.

But I digress…

Marlon Marlo’s “assistant” (don’t ask… I dunno either) posted a few photos online recently showing off a few keys items from her closet.