Can you smell the turkey in the air? The cranberries? The stuffing? Most importantly, the GRAVY?!? Thanksgiving is quickly approaching and will kick off the holiday season. But have you ever prepared any funny quotes for Thanksgiving Day to update your Facebook status or send to your friends in Email?
If not, never mind! We’ve collected the top 10 funny Thanksgiving quotes for you:

I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. –Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. –Kevin James

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. –Erma Bombeck

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. –Irv Kupcinet

Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving. –Mike Connolly

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. –William Jennings Bryan

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants. –Kevin James

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. –P.J. O’Rourke Thankful

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. –Jon Stewart

Have a nice Thanksgiving Day!
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