About
: Foamy the Squirrel is
the all-knowing, hyper-logical, ranting squirrel known throughout
the lands for his Squirrelly Wrath & infamous cult. Well,
he's working on a cult. He lives with Germaine, his goth chick
owner, as her unassuming pet... when in reality, he's plotting
to enlighten the world through infallible logic and enforce
that logic with an army of robots created from discarded automatons
and the brains of his former dead owners. Crazy, no? His anger
knows no bounds! He is your Lord & Master : FOAMY!!!

:
Germaine Endez :

About
: Germaine is
a struggling writer and poet who lives in her own head.
She twists reality in her mind in order to cope with it's
soul-crushing boredom. A guy delivering a pizza, could be
a potential stalker. A neighbor and his dog could be searching
for the secret of a mythical squirrel that just so happens
to be her pet. A boring job as a coffee-house clerk could
be so much more fun with magically enhanced breasts. She
writes her own reality and we're all just reading along...
unfortunately, we're not sure who is writing whom.

The
skinny waif of a girl riddled with anxieties or the unstable
gothic bombshell who takes crap from no one? Any version
of her could be the potential author of her story. Which
one? Who knows... Her life is an open book, and we're all
just reading along. Enjoy the ride.

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Pilz-E The Squirrel :

About
: Pilz-E was discovered
in one of Germaine's pill bottles after having a prescription
filled at a shady N.Y. pharmacy. Always seeing things, never
all quite there, Pilz-E babbles like a retarded child on crack
with a side of insanity. What most people find normal in the
world, he sees as strange or scary. Known medical conditions
include : Eye-Stigmata; A-Gore-Aphobia; Slurred Speech; Random
Hallucinations; and frankly, like warnings on a prescription
drug... side-effects are too numerous to list here. (78 page
downloadable .PDF in the works listing all known issues and
side-effects for this character)

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Begley The Squirrel :

About
: Begley was in
hiding for awhile back in merry 'ol England after trying to
assault The Queen with a hat stolen from the royal guard.
He took refuge in the loft of a failing pizza deliver man,
hiding in the walls and eating leftover crusts for over a
year. When the pizza guy decided to move to America based
solely on the images of a girl he saw on the internet, Begley
was accidentally trapped in his suitcase and was whisked away
to N.Y.C. where he met up with Foamy & Germaine.

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The Hatta' :

About
: The Hatta' is
a stereotype of sorts. An antiquated racist who believes all
white people are out to get him. He takes no crap from anyone
and is first to point out that his bad luck in life is due
to a "white conspiracy" rather than his own actions.
In his spare time he writes letters to congress in order to
legalize marijuana and spends an inordinate amount of time
following the career of Samuel L. Jackson. Reluctant to move
away from the urban setting of NYC, The Hatta' resides in
Germaine's old apartment with his own "owner"...
a special situation that arose from unique circumstances.

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Anchovie Allcock : The Pizza Dude :

About
: Anchovie was
a failing pizza delivery man in England. He never could get
the orders to the right homes and "30 minutes or less"
turned into "two hours or more". He eventually ran
out of pizza places that would hire him. While in a state
of deep, work-related depression, he came upon Germaine's
profile on FaceNook. He soon became obsessed with her and
decided, with no more work to be found in England, to move
to the states and admire Germaine from afar. His infatuation
has reached rather disturbing levels though, and with Germaine
no longer living in N.Y.C, he has become quite unstable. His
name? Well, he kinda got that since the odor of anchovies
follows him like the plague.

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Franklin O'Kee : The Coffee-House Clerk :

About
: An out-of-the-closet
coffee-house clerk, Franklin's life, is his work. He took
great pride in being part of "Team Star-Schmucks,"
and reveled in the daily routine of fast paced coffee-slinging.
No mere barista, Franklin has several degrees in coffee preparation,
from bean-grinding to coffee-pouring he graduated top of his
class at Star-Schmucks University. Once a target of Foamy's
anger towards corporate coffee-houses, he eventually followed
his dreams and opened his own gay themed coffee house called
"The Rainbow Grind." He seems some what adrift in
his love life, and still searches for his "soul mate."
Since leaving Star-Schmucks, Foamy seems to be treating him
with a bit more respect... a bit.

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Salt Forester :

About
: An aspiring novelist
with an odd obsession for waffles, he currently lives in a
storage unit in N.Y.C. He spends most of his time working
on stories while making a meager living re-selling thrift
store treasures online. His childhood was pretty much ruined
because of constant bullying and belittling due to his bizarre
voice, which hasn't changed since he was 12. He reluctantly
took Foamy in after finding him living in his PO Box, and
now has to deal with his antics on a daily basis. At least
for the time being...

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Sue Z. June : (Pronounced Sue Zee June)

About
: Sue Z doesn't
say much... if anything. She's a mute by choice, with the
only words ever spoken being, “I don't speak because no one
listens.” A well versed hacker, she comunicates mostly by
texts and has a penchant for shocking people with a tazer.
She spends most of her days hanging around a local record
shop and acts as a bouncer of sorts, kicking out unruly or
annoying hipsters. She's the founder of “Bones & Shadows”,
a roller derby team she skates with on the weekends. Comprised
of a group of extremely tough women, they take great pride
in the number of opponents they've sent to the hospital over
the years. She currently lives with Salt Forester in a storage
unit in N.Y.C.

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Roswell :

About
: Rescued from
a shelter by Jack Partfine, Roswell is neither thankful nor
happy to have to deal with Partfine's crazy Bigfoot, UFO,
Ghost-Hunting crap. He's a skeptic when it comes to everything...
everything except... Foamy! Noticing a reoccurring squirrel
throughout Partfine's collection of old documentary footage,
Roswell is convinced that Foamy the Squirrel is hell-bent
on ruling the world and destroying his owners in order to
use their brains for an army of logic-enforcing robots. Proof
you say? He's workin' on it.

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Jack Partfine :

About
: Much like Germaine,
Jack Partfine could no longer afford the high-cost of city
living. Also the prospects of finding bigfoot in Manhattan
were pretty slim. Completely engulfed in the studies of cryptozoology,
Ufology, and the Paranormal, Partfine writes books and articles
to support his Ghost Hunting habits. In addition to his high-tech
equipment he adopted a dog in the hopes that their superior
senses would be able to aid him in his hunt for the unknown.
Unfortunately, Roswell was not the best choice for a "hunting
breed". Oh well, the truth is still out there...

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Mammed Udi :

About
:The hardest working
out-sourced Indian on the planet, Mammed Udi runs 8 different
tech-support hotlines, a suicide hotline, a game-cheat hint
hotline, and a numerous variety of other phone-based help
services. Somewhat sarcastic to his American customers, he
has a knack for wasting people's time while giving them no
assistance. Also rather bitter due to a complex relationship.
More on that as it develops.

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Dia :

About:Dia is a spiritually
centered individual who up and left India after not wanting
to go through with an arranged marriage to Mammed Udi. Going
against her traditions, she moved to New York and is searching
for a greater purpose than merely that of a house-wife.
Her parents are ticked off at her and she fears she may
be hallucinating. The Tofu is talking to her...

:
Tofu :

About
: Dia discovered
Tofu in an expired package of the product. Though not completely
sure if he's a figment of her imagination, or a cosmic joke
set upon someone who had bad karma... Tofu follows Dia around
curious about the world and it's surroundings.

:
4y-Guy :

About
: A quick witted
clerk who works at an indie record shop in NYC known as 4y-Records.
Though the shop is bordering on financial collapse, their
stock of rare & obscure records, trinkets, music memorabilia,
video games, movies and other antiquated forms of media have
drawn in a loyal & fanatical crowd of hardcore music lovers
from around the world. Though his presence is unbearable for
the customers at times, people will put up with his personality
in order to access the treasures within the store. He is the
ever watchful guardian to a vault of musical collectables.
The store itself is a kind of hangout for music lovers and
a refuge from the digital age that has made analog such an
antiquated, yet treasured format. His cash register may be
haunted.

:
'Lil Bot :

About
: A seemingly inert
series of companion desk robots gifted to various cubical
workers around the globe by the ominous "Squirrelly Goodness"
Toy company. May cause cancer in California.

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Betty Bo'Qua "The Previous Owner" :

About
: Foamy's previous
owner was a strange individual obsessed with becoming an androgynous
hybrid. Largely ignoring Foamy's logic, and through dark magic,
became just that. A half man, half woman. Unfortunately things
did not go according to plan. In the process, she managed
to tick off some demonic entities that bound him/her to a
horrific yearly ritual, or be turned to dust. Foamy bailed
on Betty after that citing "total human idiocy"
and went on to live in various NYC parks until finally meeting
Germaine. In addition to having a grudge against Foamy for
leaving, Betty performs a one person off, off. off, Broadway
Show. A burlesque act of sorts geared towards a fetish crowd.
So sad. This is why we should all listen to Foamy. His/Her
current pet is a mono-toned cat named "Puff" who
likes to listen to music.

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Puff :

About
: Betty's mono-toned
cat. Basically he just sits around, listens to music and meows
a lot. It's a cat. What did you expect?

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More Character Info Soon :

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Germaine Endez :

About
: 10 years old
and a bit of a misfit in her class, Germaine likes spending
her time playing video games, goofing off and just being a
kid. She moved in with her Grandfather, Ollie, after her father
abandoned the family and her mother was deemed "unfit"
to take care of a child. Unphased by the upheaval, she goes
about her day roaming the streets of NYC, searching for urban
treasure and running amok in candy stores. She is always accompanied
by her faithful pet squirrel, Foamy!

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Foamy The Squirrel :

About
: Not yet set on
obliterating all of humanity, Foamy is Germaine's sarcastic
pet squirrel who seems to have a knack for stringing together
a set of words that can instantly infuriate anyone. He follows
Germaine around, mostly for the free food, but also lends
a hand with his infallible logic.

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Ollie :

About
: Ollie is Germaine's
grandfather who became her legal guardian when her parents
flaked out on the whole "family thing". An old school
New Yorker, hardened, sarcastic and sharp. He keeps up with
what's going on with the world but remembers "the good
ol' days". He does his best to guide Germaine in the
right direction in various situation but allows her to make
her own mistakes.

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More Character Info Soon :

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Pum'Kin Guy :

About
: Pauline's initial
intent was to make Halloween last forever, but a misinterpretation
of an incantation summoned forth a small pumpkin creature
from the great beyond. Regardless, Pum'Kin Guy has been a
true friend to Pauline. He may be rough around the edges,
but always looks out for her, like a watchful guard dog who
will lunge at anyone who picks on her. Other than that, he
likes to talk, listen to music and is filled with good vibes
for all... unless you're drinking or eating a pumpkin spice
product. Then you may have a problem.

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Pauline Elizabeth Parks :

About
: A nearly silent
girl who speaks only in whispers and nods, she suffers from
narcolepsy and a curious skin condition that has left her
flesh blueish in tone. Kind hearted and fair, she never quite
fit in with people around her. Her only friend is that of
a talking pumpkin named Pum'Kin Guy whom she summoned one
Halloween night.

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J.O.S.I. :

About
: Created by JiM
while he had laryngitis, J.O.S.I. Stood for “JiM's Optical
Speaking Intelligence”. J.O.S.I. was used during live streams
on Twitch in order for JiM to continue his weekly stream and
still communicate with chat. But things change and so, J.O.S.I.
will probably stand for “Justly Obliterate Senseless Imbeciles”.
Seems more appropriate for a deceptively cute killing machine.

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4y-Guy :

About
: A quick witted
clerk who works at an indie record shop in NYC known as 4y-Records.
Though the shop is bordering on financial collapse, their
stock of rare & obscure records, trinkets, music memorabilia,
video games, movies and other antiquated forms of media have
drawn in a loyal & fanatical crowd of hardcore music lovers
from around the world. Though his presence is unbearable for
the customers at times, people will put up with his personality
in order to access the treasures within the store. He is the
ever watchful guardian to a vault of musical collectables.
The store itself is a kind of hangout for music lovers and
a refuge from the digital age that has made analog such an
antiquated, yet treasured format.

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Fez :

About
: One of the stores
most loyal customers, and most abused. He returns weekly to
search for rare Bollywood soundtracks and underground punk.
Though he claims to always be on the lookout for something
different, he rarely deviates from his tastes... which incurs
the wrath of the faithful employees.

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Sue Z. :

About
: No one knows
if Sue actually works at 4y-Records. She shows up at 9 a.m.,
leaves at midnight, stocks shelves, and reorganizes areas
of the shop. She's never collected a paycheck, never says
anything more than a dismissive grumble and occasionally acts
as bouncer to unruly customers. Riddled with suicidal tendencies
(not the band) she's an unstable powder keg of despair. Her
favorite genres are Goth & Punk and has a penchant for
slapping Emos. (Frankly, Sue Z may not even be her real name)
Who is she?!

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More Character Info Soon :

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Velossa :

About
: Summoned by a
mysterious warlock, Velossa arrived to a horrific scene of
ash & bone. Upon surveying the carnage, she had found
no sign of her master. She is short tempered and now on a
quest. A quest to find the one who called her from the dark,
twisted nether. She is not yet familiar with the ways of our
world and her first instinct is destroy what's in her way,
rather than reason with it. With the help of a dim-witted
blob of ooze, she continues to roam the lands searching for
her master, assisting a few along the way in exchange for
aid or information that may help bring her quest to an end.

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Ooze :

About
: Ooze is a species
of ageless blobs of gelatinous goo. Though as dumb as soup,
he can sometimes see into the future. These random visions
are often meaningless and tend to vex those around him. He
found Velossa sitting in a forest and took it upon himself
to help find her lost master. He's not sure of what he's doing,
has no idea where he's going, but Velossa recognizes he is
more familiar with the world and it's ways than she is, and
therefor deals with his nonsense... at least for the time
being.

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More Character Info Soon :

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VARIOUS CHARACTERS :

About
: What
are ::
KATS WITH GLASSES ::
A nifty side-project from Jonathan Ian Mathers, creator of
Foamy The Squirrel. A polar opposite to the angry rants of
foaming squirrels, ::
KATS WITH GLASSES ::
is basically a therapeutic chill session and an exercise in
cute, happy things. A reminder to not take things too seriously.
At least it is for me. It wont take away from anything Foamy,
it's just something to play around with. Besides, glasses
are cute, and cats are cute. Now they have been gentically
spliced for ultimate cuteness! You're welcome!

About
: What do a sarcastic
curmudgeon, a quiet nerd, a pick-up artist, a pot head and
a trans-gender burlesque dancer have in common? Not much,
but they all seem to get a long, dealing with daily life and
it's bizarre twists. (It's in development and will probably
be a series of comic strips.)