Topic: Usain Bolt

You go to sleep in your own bed after a long day at work, and you come to in Olympic Village, surrounded by the sounds of vigorous Olympic sex. Don’t panic. I know it’s tempting to run around like you’re at an all-you-can-sex buffet, but you have to finesse this. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you’d have a great time with every single person there, but if you think like that, you’ll get overwhelmed and squander this opportunity. More »

While I ate skittles for breakfast this morning, Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt, known to everyone as the world’s fastest runner, beat an Olympic record by running the 100-m in 9.63 seconds. As in one second he lined up to run a race and 9.63 seconds later he won a gold medal for being superhuman. Which I think we can all agree falls under the “I’m impressed, seriously, no sarcasm” category.More »