In fact, one of our little joys in life is to come across such things accidentally. The joys of modern fashion, and Celebutard culture, mean that such beautiful views are common place in many cities and towns across the World. For this we may be thankful.

However, the town of Delcambre, Louisiana is set to change all this by policing everyone’s underwear. If you wear saggy pants there look forward to a $500 fine or six months in jail.

“If you expose your private parts, you’ll get a fine” said Mayor Carol Broussard. (Who incidentally, is a male, despite having a girl’s name — cross dresser maybe?)

Seemingly this has been considered by some to be mostly racially motivated — as hip hop culture (rightly) endorses this fashion.

Either way, Land of the Free? Not so much… Presumably the towns prosecutors have a legal definition of “underwear”, “pants” and “saggy” at hand. Is see-thru ok? Is VPL ok? How about a bikini? Or maybe they’re just gonna give a good old fashioned lynching to anyone they don’t like the look of.

The people of this town are clearly wrong on so many levels. Much as we at the Quest might look at this lightheartedly because we love ass, there is a very serious point here. This behavior can easily be construed as fascist, it is certainly a removal of an American’s rights as an individual. It is the slippery slope to many other rights restrictions on a path to pure unadulterated evil.

Boycott them, do not do business with them, and express your freedoms publicly wherever you can.