How does Aquaview Crescent sound? Does Merchants’ Wharf strike your fancy? Those are two of the seven names on the list of finalists for Waterfront Toronto’s street-naming competition. While we regret that “Sir John A. Macdonald Boulevard” did not make the cut, we are happy see that “Water Street” is among the chosen few, as that is a good, solid, sensible name for a waterfront street. You have from now until May 1 to vote for your favourite (which will obviously be “Water Street”).

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