You Are Banned!

I got the idea of this thread from another forums. The rules are simple-You have to ban the last person who has posted on this thread. Not literally, of cource. U have to give some weird and funny reason to ban that person.It is a joke thread. Please keep to joking!!!! Don't insult others and do not start talking about actual bannings which happen on the forums. This thread is not to discuss moderation.
This thread was a huge hit on that other forum where i saw it, reaching over 1000 pages. I will not like this thread to be shut as it can be real fun!!!So guys, u can start now. So the next person will ban me. Then someone else or i myself will ban him as so on and so forth!!

Enjoy!!!

P.S All credits to the other forum poster. I will not mention the name of the forum. And give thanks to Pricop and Cat for allowing this thread to be made!!!
P.S.S And beware, they allowed this to be made, and they can lock it as well, so stay ON TOPIC!!!