The other day I weighed myself before i took a shit and after. I lost 5 pounds and pooped for 27 minutes straight. It was the greastest relief of my life. Filled up the whole hole and out of the water and clogged the toilet with no paper /claim

KimJong-IllestThe other day I weighed myself before i took a shit and after. I lost 5 pounds and pooped for 27 minutes straight. It was the greastest relief of my life. Filled up the whole hole and out of the water and clogged the toilet with no paper /claim

i remember one day i was using a public shitter and this guy was trying to spark up conversation with the guy in the stall next to him. dude was totally giving off the vibe of "can you please fuck off, dude? im trying to take a shit here." super weird all around.

"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob

&#8206;"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.

"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.

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Apr 14 2014 10:55AM

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