Had this happen at a strip joint I worked at 20 some years ago.Some old guy with a prosthetic leg had been drinking draft beer all day, when he went to the men's room and let 'er rip.Shiat everywhere. Floor, walls, toilet, sink. Everywhere but the ceiling.The old guy just walked out mumbling "Problem with my leg in the restroom..."

FTA: "seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces" while more was "smeared more than two feet up on the walls" and "on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl," according to the opinion.

Oh, so your standard Walmart bathroom shiatter?I'm all for people that pull shiat like this being charged!

Torruella delves into the context of the cleaning lady's use of the term "smear" in her testimony, noting that while the majority interpreted the word to mean it was intentional, she had actually described it as "not necessarily like finger smears but just chunks - chunks and smears, pretty much, kind of like chunky peanut butter."

I read this while having a nice bowl of clam chowder and put it aside for awhile.

berylman:Torruella delves into the context of the cleaning lady's use of the term "smear" in her testimony, noting that while the majority interpreted the word to mean it was intentional, she had actually described it as "not necessarily like finger smears but just chunks - chunks and smears, pretty much, kind of like chunky peanut butter."

I read this while having a nice bowl of clam chowder and put it aside for awhile.

berylman:Torruella delves into the context of the cleaning lady's use of the term "smear" in her testimony, noting that while the majority interpreted the word to mean it was intentional, she had actually described it as "not necessarily like finger smears but just chunks - chunks and smears, pretty much, kind of like chunky peanut butter."

I read this while having a nice bowl of clam chowder and put it aside for awhile.

No, no! It was literally, only on the floor! Alright-there was no attempt to get near the toilet! I-i-its like they just, pressed their buttocks against the wall! The only part of the floor that didn't have poo on it was the part that had a baby on it!

After due consideration of the evidence and statements presented to me, I find the defendant not guilty of malicious defecation but hold him responsible for failing to report a health hazard.

Basically a $100 fine. He really should have quietly notified someone of the mess in the toilet, apologized, accepted responsibility and left and no one would have made a big embarrassing fuss about it.

Courthouse bathrooms should have drains installed in the floors, like in most bars. This is so the place can be sluiced down quickly and easily.

I was in Tijuana and headed back (on foot) to the border when I felt it coming on. By the time I got through customs, it was surging hard. There was a McDonalds just on the other side of the border in Chula Vista. I made a b-line for the bathroom. The only stall in the bathroom was a disgusting mess. I dropped my pants and squatted as best I could over the toilet without sitting down in the filth. Let's just say I spray painted that toilet with a fine mist of whatever I had eaten and was causing my distress. I managed to keep it off myself, and was able clean my ass. I walked straight out and never looked back. I felt sorry for the poor worker that had to clean that mess up, but it wouldn't have happened had they kept it clean in the first place.

I was in Tijuana and headed back (on foot) to the border when I felt it coming on. By the time I got through customs, it was surging hard. There was a McDonalds just on the other side of the border in Chula Vista. I made a b-line for the bathroom. The only stall in the bathroom was a disgusting mess. I dropped my pants and squatted as best I could over the toilet without sitting down in the filth. Let's just say I spray painted that toilet with a fine mist of whatever I had eaten and was causing my distress. I managed to keep it off myself, and was able clean my ass. I walked straight out and never looked back. I felt sorry for the poor worker that had to clean that mess up, but it wouldn't have happened had they kept it clean in the first place.

And some poor guy was paid something like $5/hr to clean it all up.

On the bright side, it probably inspired him to quit his job and study to become a doctor.

But when he realized that took some money, which he didn't have cos he'd spent his life mopping shiat for $5/hr, he probably decided instead to become a serial rapist.

Probably, it was long enough ago that was about what minimum wage was. Yes, I did feel bad, but not bad enough to stick around. It was rather embarrassing. And like I said, if it were clean in the first place it would not have been so disastrous.