Friday night, my buddy Dave and I went to the last public event at the Toyota Museum before it moves to Texas. He is obsessed with 22R Toyota trucks. I went with the purpose of photographing the world’s greatest Tercel for Oppo’s favorite space crab. Imagine my dismay when the guest of honor was not in attendance. The Slayer Scion was ready to go.

Lo and behold, the Tercel was at the JCCS. Zoidberg, this Tercel is for you.