Snowman snowwomanWhat is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOSA blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

WitchesQ: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

BeansA teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."