Titanic Cat Condo: I’m Purring Jack!

They told Fluffy that it was unsinkable, but nope, this Titanic Cat Condo has hit an iceberg and is sinking very slowly into the carpet. Now poor Fluffy has to wait for all of those women and children to get a lifeboat.

Captain Whiskers hit an iceberg and now the good ship and mew are going down. I’m sure that history will show that he was high on catnip and distracted by a ball of string. While the ship sank, the band played on, chasing laser pointers, not playing instruments.

This cat condo from the Hollywood Kitty Company is six feet long, four feet tall, and has three interior levels. Your cat can get in through six port holes, oen deck hole, and a gash along the underside thanks to that iceberg. Oh, and it will cost you $2,000(USD).