It's like Uncharted with a huge exploration factor, RPG elements, and more responsive gameplay. It also has this really eerie, almost Residet Evil 4-esque atmosphere that I absolutely love. I haven't been this goddamn excited to play a video game in awhile, and I have never wanted to sleep with a video game character as much as I want to bone the new Lara Croft. Scared, but tough little survivor with a tight body Lara Croft is so much sexier than old Lara... I would do terrible things to her. She's finally a relatable character, and it just makes her that much more attractive.

Been playing the shit out of this game more... It's definitely the best game I've played in a long time, and one of my new all-time favorites. Any girl who has the balls to hide in a river of blood from a bunch of cult assholes is totally my type.