Hollywood Babble #13 with Margot Robbie

HOLLYWOOD BABBLE #13Featuring Margot Robbie, Ashley Benson
Created by TPG
Disclaimer: This fictional interview was written for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Figured it was about time an aussie was inaugurated into the series. Thankfully one of my oldest crushes seems to be blowing up in the States right now, so it was just logical I'd write it up.

"Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
LOS ANGELES, January 7, 2014

JIMMY KIMMEL:
Our next guest, is a very talented Australian actress who makes her Hollywood debut in the new Martin Scorsese film "Wolf of Wall Street." Please welcome Margot Robbie.

BAND PLAYS TO THE SOUND OF APPLAUSE

KIMMEL:
How are you?

ROBBIE:
I'm really good. Thank you.

KIMMEL:
So I saw the movie "The Wolf of Wall Street," and you did an incredible job...so much so I had no idea that you were from Australia.

MARGOT:
I'm really happy to hear that, thanks.

KIMMEL:
...and I'm from Brooklyn myself, so I was surprised by how well you pulled off the accent.

MARGOT:
Really? Oh, wow.

KIMMEL:
Let me ask you, did you audition with that accent or did you learn it on set?

MARGOT:
I actually did the audition WITH the accent, after several intense sessions with my acting couch.

KIMMEL:
...who I might add was your boyfriend at the time or something, am I correct?

MARGOT:
Um. No. We were never "dating" we were just roommates.

KIMMEL:
Roommates, huh? ...how convenient.

MARGOT:
Yes it was, actually. Sergio was a great mentor for me.

KIMMEL:
Is it true that when you turned up to the audition, Leonardo DiCaprio gave you his credit card and told you to go down the street and buy the sexiest outfit you could find?

MARGOT:
Yeah it is. I was originally meant to do a line read with Martin [Scorsese] and Leo, but Martin was busy so it ended up being a much more informal meeting.

KIMMEL:
And you weren't intimidated?

MARGOT:
Oh, absolutely. I was shaking like a leave.

KIMMEL:
...and probably a little excited too I'm guessing?

MARGOT:
Oh boy. You have no idea. I was literally dripping, wet!

AUDIENCE WHISTLES

MARGOT:
I mean at this point I was just your average girl-next-door from Melbourne, who was meeting one of her teenage idols. So when he handed me his credit card and told me to go buy something "sexy" I didn't need to be asked twice! ...I was going to make the best impression I could.

KIMMEL:
I wonder what that was all about? ...he didn't like your choice of clothes?

MARGOT:
Martin apparently wanted Leo and I to meet and see if we had any chemistry together. I can tell you now, from my point-of-view there definitely was. So if he needed me to dress up for him to seal the deal, I wasn't going to argue.

KIMMEL:
And what did you end up buying?

MARGOT:
Just the shortest dress known to man, with the tallest set of heels I could find.

KIMMEL:
Heels huh?

MARGOT:
Yup. Six-inch Stilettos to be exact, and no underwear. It was quite the ensemble.

KIMMEL:
Wow. Had you ever dressed up like that for anyone else? Is it true that you've only ever had one boyfriend back in Australia?

MARGOT:
Pretty much. I didn't go out much back home. I was more of a homebody. I only left school in 2008.

KIMMEL:
But didn't your boyfriend also work on the TV show you were on...Neighbors, I think it's called?

MARGOT:
Yep. We met through work and then ended up moving into a small apartment together...along with my best friend Ashleigh Brewer.

KIMMEL:
...who I understand was your co-star on Neighbors, and has recently landed a recurring role on "The Bold And Beautiful" am I right?

MARGOT:
Yup. I'm so proud of her. She's my BFF.

KIMMEL:
So when the three of you moved in together, wasn't it a little strange...a little cramped?

MARGOT:
Not really. In fact we pretty much all slept in the same bed.

KIMMEL:
Wait a minute. What? ...How does that work. Is that something people do down there in Australia?

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MARGOT:
Yes and no. It's kind of hard to explain but I guess you could say Ashleigh and I were in an "open" relationship.

KIMMEL:
...so you let her sleep with your boyfriend? (snickers)

MARGOT:
Well technically, they already had a history together long before I joined the show. So when Luke and I hooked up, there was still some unresolved issues with Ash.

KIMMEL:
And what, you just decided to share?

MARGOT:
Sure. Why not? Just as long as everyone was honest and open, and happy with the arrangement.

KIMMEL:
I have to ask, but did you guys ever participate in any threesomes?

AUDIENCE WHISTLES

MARGOT:
Hate to ruin the fantasy for everyone but, not really.

KIMMEL:
So how did it work?

MARGOT:
Well Monday to Wednesday Luke and I were a couple, and Thursday to Saturday he'd be with Ashleigh.

KIMMEL:
And Sundays? ...was that his rest day? (chuckles)

MARGOT:
Pretty much. Actually Sunday would be our day, just for me and Ash.

KIMMEL:
An entire day just for the girls?

MARGOT:
Yeah. Just another lazy Sunday where we would lay around the house, tan by the pool, watch some TV...and eat pussy. (winks)

AUDIENCE CHEERS

KIMMEL:
Whoa. Judging by the audience reaction I think they like it.

MARGOT:
Yeah I figured as much. Luke used to like it too.

KIMMEL:
Wait. You'd make him watch?

MARGOT:
Hell yeah. We used to love to make him suffer. Sometimes we wouldn't even wait till the weekend, and during the weeknights he'd wake up only to find the two of us screwing around...me eating her out.

KIMMEL:
Wow. But how can that be? You seem so sweet and innocent, Margot?

MARGOT:
Ha! Probably why I get away with so much stuff. (winks) People simply assume that just because I look like this, I don't do nasty things in my private life. Always makes things interesting.

KIMMEL:
Sounds like this Luke character was a very lucky guy.

MARGOT:
Yes well, to a point. After all there were house rules to abide by - he wasn't allowed to do anything to us unless we initiated first.

KIMMEL:
With the two of you carrying on like that it sounds like torture. Don't know how he put up with it.

MARGOT:
(giggles) As far as I know I think they're still "dating." In fact I think he moved out here with her a few months ago.

KIMMEL:
Maybe a little reunion is in the cards?

MARGOT:
Nah. Doubt it. Been there done that. I don't like to rehash old relationships once they've run their course.

KIMMEL:
Onward and upward, eh?

MARGOT:
Exactly.

KIMMEL:
You know I didn't know that about Ashleigh. (grins) ...her swinging both ways? I think you just outed her on national television.

MARGOT:
Meh. She won't mind. They probably both swing at this point anyway. And with her popularity right now, she probably eats more pussy than I do.

MARGOT:
Yeah. I guess? (shrugs) I dunno. We don't usually label stuff like that back home. I just love to have a good time, be it with a guy OR a girl.

KIMMEL:
Well with that kind of attitude I think you'll do well here in Hollywood.

MARGOT:
That's what they tell me.

KIMMEL:
Have you actually hooked up with anyone famous out here?

MARGOT GRINS SLYLY

KIMMEL:
What's that look? ...you can say it. We're all friends here.

MARGOT:
Well it's kind of a funny story, and goes back to the audition process of the movie.

KIMMEL:
Oh, nice. Go ahead.

MARGOT:
Well when Leo and I hooked up after the initial introduction, we spent a few days together so as to build up a bond - hoping it would translate to the screen and the audience would believe that we were a real couple.

KIMMEL:
Oh no, what did he do? (chuckles) I've heard all about Leo and his exploits. What did he make you do this time?

MARGOT:
Well, the couple we were portraying in the film were pretty out there. So on our first official date Martin [Scorsese] arranged for a private jet to fly Leo and I out to Las Vegas for the weekend, for an all expense paid trip. It was probably one of the wildest weekends of my entire life.

KIMMEL:
...with the two of you both in full character the entire time?

MARGOT:
Uh-huh. Pretty much. It was crazy.

KIMMEL:
How so?

MARGOT:
Well for starters I blew Leo in the jet for most of the flight there!

KIMMEL:
What, in the bathroom?

MARGOT:
No-No. Out in the main cabin. Right in his seat, just a few feet away from the two pilots.

AUDIENCE WOOF WHISTLES

KIMMEL:
(laughing) ...but what about the other passengers?

MARGOT:
It was fine, since we had the whole jet to ourselves. But, I was sucking his dick for so long my mouth went numb.

KIMMEL:
What about the Pilots, did they know what was going on?

MARGOT:
I think so. In fact at one point Leo suggested I go into the cockpit and give them the same treatment, but I was too shy to do it. I chickened out.

KIMMEL:
What about drugs? ...did you guys get into any of that during your trip?

MARGOT:
I shouldn't say this, but no. Not really. I think Leo did, but I didn't really partake in any of that. I'm kind of new to that side of the business.

AUDIENCE BOO'S

MARGOT:
BUT-BUT!! I was pretty much wasted on champagne the entire trip, if that counts for anything?

KIMMEL:
So how did this 3-way take place?

MARGOT:
One of the other actresses that had auditioned for my role ended up showing up at the Casino in Vegas. Seems Leo wanted us to met and make sure he was making the right decision [choosing me as his on-screen wife].

KIMMEL:
So who was she? ...how did she react to you stealing her job?

MARGOT:
She was great. Ashley [Benson] was her name, and we got along instantly.

AUDIENCE APPLAUDS

KIMMEL:
Oh, wow. I think I know who that is. She's cute.

MARGOT:
Yeah. Luckily for me she was really nice too. She didn't hold a grudge or anything. She just wanted to enjoy our dirty weekend together.

KIMMEL:
Well that's good.

MARGOT:
Although she's a bit of an exhibitionist, even more so than I am.

KIMMEL:
How do you mean? ...she likes to have sex in public.

MARGOT:
No, I mean she likes to take a lot of naked pictures of herself. She kept sending me nude photos the entire time we were filming the movie, and some of the shots were pretty explicit. She's really got a great rack!

KIMMEL:
Really? (laughing)

MARGOT:
Actually, I think I have a few photos of her right here on my phone.

KIMMEL:
Can we take a look?

MARGOT:
Err. I dunno. Don't think she'd want me to share them with anyone, much less your audience.

AUDIENCE BOO'S AGAIN

KIMMEL:
So she was the girl you had a threesome with in Las Vegas?

MARGOT:
Yeah. It was pretty insane. One of the highlights of my life to be honest.

KIMMEL:
But you've been with other women before right, so why was this different?

MARGOT:
Because being with a girl is one thing...but having sex with Ashley Benson and Leo DiCaprio at that same time, is something entirely different. Especially since I'm a huge fan of the show "Pretty Little Lairs."

KIMMEL:
So what was it like? ...the actual sex part.

MARGOT:
Let's just say we definitely swapped a ton of spit that weekend. (smiles)

AUDIENCE WOOF WHISTLES

KIMMEL:
Wow. Now there's an image. (laughing) How did Leo do?

MARGOT:
He kept up...most of the time. (giggling) Poor guy didn't know what hit him. We practically raped him. I think we had sex in every part of that suite, even the balcony [at night].

KIMMEL:
What, all three of you?

MARGOT:
No, me and Ashley. At first we tried to include Leo into the mix, but he'd blow his wad and pass out leaving Ashley and I to continue to fool around and get each other off.

KIMMEL:
You didn't get sick of each other?

MARGOT:
Sick of each other? ...I think she gave me an orgasm in every single room of that apartment!

KIMMEL:
What, just from oral?

MARGOT:
Oral and fingers. That girl may look sweet, but she definitely knows how to get another women off, and then some. The girl almost had me talking in tongues at one point [in the shower together].

KIMMEL:
Did you at least reciprocate?

MARGOT:
I tried. Oh boy, did I try. In fact at one point during our second night in the suite, we both came so hard we fell asleep on top of each other, while still laying in the 69 position. It was kind of funny, cause that's the way Leo woke up and found us and he took several photos.

KIMMEL:
Wait. Do you really expect a guy like him to keep photos like that to himself? ...aren't you concerned?

MARGOT:
I dunno. (shrugs) Ashley apparently has some dirt on him so I'll let her worry about it.

KIMMEL ATTEMPTS TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

KIMMEL:
So I understand that you're currently shooting a new movie? ..this time you're acting alongside Will Smith?

MARGOT:
Uh-huh. It's so much fun.

KIMMEL:
You're getting quite the Hollywood experience out here aren't you. From seedy Vegas three-ways, to working alongside one of the industry's leading black actors?

MARGOT:
It's pretty awesome actually. Before signing up to the movie [Focus] I'd never even kissed a black guy before, much less slept with one.

KIMMEL:
Whoa. Are you saying you've had sex with your co-star already? You know he's married right?

MARGOT:
He is? (giggles) Oops. My bad.

KIMMEL:
(sarcasm) Well...I'm sure his wife won't mind, too much.

MARGOT:
I hope not. (laughing) ...cause I plan to ride that big black cock of his a few more times before we finish shooting next week.