Hmmm... I've never done this before, but I'll give it a try!@Twilight<3 : KELLY! I love the shoes song! xD-------------------------

Seth~: Jake! Bella just said lunch! They're in a mall full of people!Jake: Seth, don't be stupid! Bella doesn't eat people.Seth: Oh, sure she doesn't.Jake: What's that supposed to mean?Seth: Nothing you don't know.Jake: Huh?!

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Alice: OMG! LOOK at those SHOES! They will SO go with my dress for tonight!Bella: What's going on tonight?Alice: Oh, nothing.Bella: Alice, what...?Alice: Nevermind.Nessie: Hehe... *shows Bella hwat she thinks that Alice would be doing*Bella: OMG, Nessie, that is GROSS!Nessie: ... Heh...

Alice: Maybe I'm glad I can't see her...Bella: You should be!Alice: Eh- HOLY CROW LOOK A HUGE SALE! *runs into.... Hot Topic*Nessie: SKINNY JEANS!!! *follows her*Bella: Heeeeyyyy look at this shirt... It says "Twilight" on it, and there's some guy who looks vaguely like Edward on it.....Alice: And this one has that dude and some chick who looks like you used to!Nessie: A Team Jake shirt! I WANT IT! Maybe that will prove my love for my Jakey!Bella: Hold on a minute, why is there all this stuff......?Voice: THIS IS ALL A DREAM.Bella, Alice+Nessie:

Lol guys!! *sigh* I'm so glad this thread is back up and running. I missed it all summer.

Mysterious Voice (MV): You are all dreaming. You will now leave the store and go to Larry's Pet Emporium and buy a puppy. You will never think of these Twilight-themed fan merchandise again. Bella: Wh--Wh-- Who are you??Nessie: Don't be scared Momma. I'll make the nasty man go away. Alice: Who's doing thi-- OH. *snorts* This is stupid. Buy whatever you want guys. Rosalie: If you don't tell me what's going on in 3 seconds I swear I'll--Alice: Chill Rose. It's just some stupid human from Larry's Pet Shop. MV: Pet EMPORIUM. Not shop, EMPORIUM. Now GO BUY A PUPPY. Bella: This is a scam to get us to buy a puppy?Nessie :I WANT A PUPPY!!! Alice: Nessie, this puppy won't be six feet tall and it won't turn into a guy who gives you whatever you want. This puppy will be NORMAL. It will drool and poop on the floor and lick your face. Nessie: Well maybe THIS puppy will love me... *sniffs*Bella: Oh Nessie! Jake still loves you!!! Rosalie: Are you kidding? That mutt do---Bella: *vicious glare at Rosalie*Rosalie: I mean... Jake's just having some family issues right now. It's hard for him. Don't take it personally. Nessie: What kind of issues?Rosalie: Um...Bella: He's just got... adult problems. You'll get them when you're older sweetie. Nessie: He's seeing someone else, isn't he? Just until I'm older, so he can have a life until then? *sobs* Just like he told Quil... That traitor. *more sobbing*Bella: How do you know he told Quil that?Nessie: *still crying* It's in the book. Duh. Where do you think these shirts came from?Bella: Book?Alice: THAT'S what millions of teenage girls are obsessing over at this very moment in time?????Nessie: Yeah. Why do you think I wanted a Team Jacob shirt? He's MINE and they need to know that. YA HEAR ME??!! HE'S MINE!! ALL MINE. MINE MINE MINEY MINE MINE. Bella, Alice, Rosalie:

Nessie:Jakey is mine *drool* but he dosn't lurveee me *sob*Bella:Aww honey *holds Nessie* *pats*Nessie:*sob*Bella:You know what?Jake was probebly kidding he-Rose:Pfft...Bella: Honey he was uh--probebly still asleep,yeah you know Kake always falling asleep and-Rose:Pfft *cough* Nessie:Realy?Okay *crazy weird smile*MV:Now that your all happy!Go to Larry Pet Emporium and buy a puppyAlice:WE DON'T WANT A ****** PUPPY!SO LEAVE US ALONE!Bella:Alice not infront of the childrenNessie:But Mummy I heard that before *touches cheek*

Nessie flash

Edward and Emmett watching the OlympicsEdward:wdf?was that you call THAT a run!Emmett:That was shoot you beep you couldn't run for beep,beep my Grandmother could do better than that beep and shes been dead for over 200 years!Edward:Yeah hes beepingbeep,beep*slams beer cans together*Emmett:We kick there beeping little beep asses

Erm, I don't know what to write but I'll write anyway. We'll see where I go.

Jacob: Okay, I have a plan.Seth: Great, what is it?Jacob: We are meeting Aro.Seth: Wait... Aro like in the Volturi, Aro?Jacob: How many Aro's do you know?Seth: Good point.

*Seth and Jacob phase to talk to Aro*Aro: Hello friends!Jacob: Aro, m'love.Seth: o_O Wait, what?Aro: *shifty eyes* Nothing.Jacob: Do you have what we need?Aro: Yes. Yes, I do. *hands jar of dirt*Seth: That is just a jar of dirt.Aro: Just a jar of dirt? JUST A JAR OF DIRT?! Does this look like just a jar of dirt?Seth: Yes...Aro: Good point.Seth: *quizical look*Jacob: So what do we have to do?Aro: Nessie has to snort this.Seth: Like a drug?Aro: No, not like a drug! This is highly dangerous stuff!!! It was designed specifically for people like Nessie!Jacob: What will happen when she takes this?Aro: Mwahahaha! Time will tell.