Auckland resident Shane Warbrooke, who first posed the question via an Official Information Act (OIA) request, said he was happy with (but unsurprised by) the president's response. He did complain, however, that the government "waited the full 20 working days they are allowed before getting back to me."

If I were a lizard person, that's not what I'd say. I'd say, "Hey baby, check me out, I'm a lizard person. I can do things with my tongue that, to this point, I've only been able to do to lizard girls, and they taste funny."

Marshall Willenholly:Anyone remember when Louis CK asked Donald Rumsfeld if he was a lizard man? Hilarious. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/25/louis-ck-donald-rumsfe ld_n_82 8284.html ">Link to story with audio</a>