Farrah Abraham. What with her infamous sex tape and recent DUI, even if you don't watch the MTV show Teen Mom, you probably have heard of her. (If you haven't, you're a better man than I.)

I don't think I need to tell you that Farrah is a really bad role model -- a terrible one, actually -- but here's the thing: She's hilarious. Side-splittingly hysterical. When she opens her mouth and starts making sentences, magic happens. Don't believe me? Here are Farrah Abraham's 10 dumbest quotes.