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Show Notes

— Not Abbi Crutchfield: Erin Judge, comedian, author, and member of the Pink Collar Comedy Tour, is in studio

— Walk The Walk, Fuck The Fuck: Erin has been married and in an open relationship since she was 22

— A Simpler Time: Erin discusses the 19-year-olds she dated when she was a 15-year-old cutter

— Secrets Are Bad: Erin’s mother left Erin’s father for another woman and made Erin keep it a secret from everyone

— Vow Of Celibacy: Erin's new novel is about a woman who decides to become abstinent

— You’re Good And I Love You: Erin discusses the pep talks she gives herself in the car

— Perpetual Threesome: In addition to her husband, Erin has had a girlfriend for 3 years. Fortunately everyone gets along ‘in a variety of ways.’

— Tears For Fears: Erin cries all the time. Keith can’t remember the last time he cried, and he’s saving his tears for Chemda’s tumor until it becomes malignant.

— Shut It: Keith and Erin bond over their spouses’ inability to close drawers and cabinets

— Bleeding Money: Following Speedo’s lead, more sponsors have dropped Ryan Lochte after his made-up Rio ‘mugging’ incident. The gang discusses Olympians who perform while ovulating.

— Plumbing The Depths: While staying at the Gatsby mansion, Keith’s wife Cathryn played Monopoly with the owner of FUBU on his $3,000 board and got a complimentary bidet that broke their toilet just in time for Keith’s flu

— Sharp Cheddar: An Indian police constable ate 40 knives because he ‘felt like it and enjoyed the taste’

— Working The Polls: 47% of KATG’s audience say they could date a sex worker. 87% believe explicit language should stop being censored on television. 1 listener (who may or may not be Keith) thinks Keith and Chemda together have a chance beating Chaz Kangas in a rap battle.