Can ye talk like a Pirate well?

How well can ye talk like pirates, eh laddies? I mean, I thought I'd just ask to see if ye can do better than me, I'm not too good and I am sure some people are way better pirates than me, Ratbeard? Also would anyone like some yum?

Eh, it depends on the kind of pirate, if your talking big tough pirate then i am am good, but if yer talking sly sneaky pirate then i am terrible, if you are talking bold prideful pirate then i am terrible lol