In August 2013, Splash Bar–which ushered in a whole new era of high-end, snazzy gay bars when it opened way back in 1991–put its famous go-go gods under the shower nozzles for the last time. Here, Michael Musto, Lady Bunny and others recall hijinks at the venue whose tiny stage hosted the likes of Kylie Minogue, Britney Spears and *both* Pattis (LaBelle and LuPone, thank you very much).