Apparently this year there is going to be a fighter jet escort for santa.I personally want to see santa put in a life and death dogfight with Chinese fighter pilots over the disputed airspace near Japan.Maybe santa gets hit, ejects and parachutes into the frigid sea with shrapnel torn through his leg. From there it's a race against the clock to rescue santa before the Chinese or North Koreans get their hands on him and put him to work building nukes.