A dire warning to Walsall South: It’s hard to be heard without a really big… oh, never mind. Spotted on Facebook yesterday. I’ll spare the spotter’s blushes, but thanks.

Sue Arnold, losing parliamentary candidate for Walsall South would like to graciously thank the residents there for all the votes, and isn’t bitter at all that sitting MP Valerie Vaz increased her majority – some could read Sue’s thank you message as a dire warning that they’ve made the wrong decision, but I’m sure that’s an unfortunate ambiguity.

Meanwhile, the menu for the Walsall Conservative Party dinner to thank Sue Arnold and Douglas Hansen-Luke for their brave, but vain efforts to take Walsall North and South back for the Tories has been leaked.

Well done all you working class ( sorry,middle England voters,because youve got a 250,000 pound mortgage)so you must be middle class!!!lets see what this bunch of toffs will squeeze out of you in the next 5 years.

I haven’t had a great deal to smile about in the last few days but I have laughed and laughed at this today – the thought of Wendy in her waitress’ uniform really tickled me – give her plenty to do folks, she needs the experience.