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"You love her, don't you? You want her to LOVE how YOU touch her, LOVE how YOU MAKE HER FEEL. You want her to call you first and last when she wants A REAL GREAT TIME, not just "a real good time."

"Our maybe just looking for real advice and sound, good suggestions about how to learn or improve your sexual technique or sexual method, your lovemaking ability and prowess in the wonderful oral sex of cunnilingus, for example?

"Who doesn't need cunniligus training and great sex tips?

"Want convenient sex advice you can hold in your hand and page through or flick through you PDA, ereader, IPod, Kindle, etc.? Well, now you you have your private sex forum, yes, your own 'granny sex forum' or sex chat forum, just for you.

"Or a great reference to mention on your sex blog?

"Because I compiled, edited, and added my own special cuntlicious flavor, for you, to:

"So, while you're taking a moment away from eating her out, and relaxing and visiting me here, just GIVE ME FIVE (5) RELAXING, BUT EXCITING MINUTES to STRETCH YOUR MIND and EXERCISE YOUR EMOTIONS and, well, your HAPPY glands, because all you really need to know about the true me and what I write, as YOUR BEST WRITER OF CHOICE, for ebooks and paperbacks, is that I enjoy writing for my WARM PLEASURE, and for you to SHARE MY DEEP FANTASIES, until you, too are SATISFIED WITH PLEASURES OF ALL KINDS.

"So, know that love and sex are good sorcery, when the right two, or more, people get together, and that YOU'LL FIND their STORIES HERE TO BUY and read to your love one, for their satisfaction, too. And, READ THEM AGAIN, AND AGAIN. Like all great sex and love."

--Enjoy my love and lust, Neale Sourna

PS: "Just GIVE ME FIVE (5) RELAXING, BUT EXCITING MINUTES or JUST READ FIVE (5) of my PAGES here."

Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show at www.ArtistFirst.com talk about Neale Sourna's CuntSinger, about writing, about sexual and moral history and the sexually powerful words we fear to use (one hour, edited):

"Making" is creation and building, as in creating a feeling in another that mixes with one of your own, and constructing lightly upon that to make an interweaving of senses and flavors and emotions.

"Love" is individual, alive, never-ending; even when it turns dark or distance. And darkness can be enjoyed and brought back into the light. And it's more than the physical, more than the emotion, there is spirit binding the both, uplifting them both to bliss. Even "perpetual bliss" as Faith Hill might sing.

So, "making love" can include more than kneeling like a "missionary," begging for it, and then "trying to control everything," and "stay on top of things"; but being oblivious of your partner's true needs.

Get your face in there and let your tongue do the your lovin'.

--Neale

How many of us actually learned sex from a sex professional?

Most of us, and our parents, too, learned sexual "health"-lots of scary picture of syphilis we HAD to look at-from a gym teacher doing double duty in health class; or from some amateur lover a little farther ahead in the game, or more willing to experiment.

Most of us definitely didn't have a professional whore or pimp or sex therapist in that health class. And it definitely wasn't called sex class, at all.

I am, however, a professional writer in the sex and relations field, if get-ting paid counts. I believe that help should be more interesting than obvious, which is why I don't usually do nonfiction.

But all love and lovemaking are a bit in the fiction field, though, aren't they?

Back to "talented, dedicated amateurs" versus "paid professionals."

Olympians and people you know, who can sing and dance wonderfully, may never have had full training or school learnin' or have been given a record deal, or a certificate for their wall that states that they are a "Sex Expert."

Sometimes, they're much more interesting than those who have studied "by the book" or were sanctioned by some outside sanctioning group; but now have nothing new or fresh to add...

That, of a survey of 1102 women, a full 11% had NEVER had an orgasm. And that 46% of these women thought ALL MEN WERE SELFISH; while a high "79 percent thought only their husbands were selfish."

Ouch.

Plus, 56 % of these married women still believed the old beehive and sti-letto heels time's sexual propaganda that some women, many women are frigid, intentionally and stubbornly so, which was a standard 1950s-60s Cold War way to batter a woman, whether wife or passing partner, not sexually interested or satisfied, but unknowing how to correct it.

That "real women" aren't interested in sex, "only sluts."

Not realizing real, sweet and loving women were and are interested, but that the love her lover was making, is making to her or with her was ignorant, or inadequate to the task.

BANNED! "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger," a NEW BOOK on Cunnilingus Banned! By Other Writers

"Hey. Just got banned from my writer's group. Seems to be for promo-ing--which is allowed--with no more than the promo in the next column from 'Listen to Promo' down to sample doc. Must be the TITLE.

"Really, folks, it's not a foul word no more than calling someone a 'feminist' or an 'abortion doctor' or a 'dick'. People laugh when you call someone dick, it was a major run-on joke in 'Robocop' which tons of kids saw in the theater.

"And they make 'pussy' jokes on the sly, as well. So, what's the fuss?

"Well, cunt that.

"I've been banned on the internet. Again. By writers.

"Writers can be such pussies, except when they FINALLY stand up and WGA STRIKE. Hm, novelists and nonfiction types don't strike. Well, Pu-C's to that."