When Katie married Peter Andre, there were cakes fashioned into beasts, Jennifer Ellison and Vanessa Feltz, a pink horse-drawn carriage. A song from X Factor finalist Rowetta, £400,000 from OK! and the chance for the happy couple to cash in further as the entire wedding feature on its own series of You’ve Been Framed, earning the couple £250 for each wonderful moment.

But that was a “sham” as Katie put it. This is the real deal. This is the wedding Katie would choose for herself. Read on:

The couple whisked close pals, including her agent Diane Colburt, to Spearmint Rhino strip club where private dances by naked girls are sold for up to £500 a time. The bill for the night, including several bottles of top quality bubbly, is believed to have topped £20,000.