nce upon a time there has a young SEX SLAVE named KURT. He was SEXILYDDRING in the SCHMOOPY forest when he met NAUGHTYTODD, a run-away SUPERHERO from the RANDY Queen RISTY.

KURT could see that NAUGHTYTODD was hungry so he reached into his CIGAR BOX and give him his WEALTHYKUMQUATS. NAUGHTYTODD was thankful for KURT's KUMQUATS, so he told KURT a very SMUTTY story about Queen RISTY's daughter ROGUE. How her mother, the RANDY Queen RISTY, kept her locked away in a MANSION protected by a gigantic MOOSE, because ROGUE was so PURTY.

KURTBOWLED. He vowed to NAUGHTYTODD the SUPERHERO that he would save the PURTYROGUE. He would SCREAM the MOOSE, and take ROGUE far away from her eveil mother, the RANDY Queen RISTY, and SCHWING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PR0NYSEX and NAUGHTYTODD the SUPERHERO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOOSE from his story. RANDY Queen RISTYPRANCED out from behind a SQUEAKY-TOY and struck KURT dead. In the far off MANSION you could hear a MOO.

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