Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Like the kind of pampered twits with nothing better to do
than not only read but attempt analysis of our super twit president’s tweets to
his audience of buffoon twits in the liberal media establishment.

Legalienate visited an intellectual monastery - where people still listen to radio soap operas and watch
re-runs of captain kangaroo - in
order to consult with ivory tower dwelling academic experts on hidden truths
poorly understood by operators of college taught artificial intelligence to
learn the hidden story behind the tales being told by media mythologists of the
moment.

Here is the actual meaning of Trump’s:

Mysterious (to
morons)

Coded (to morons)

Cryptic (to morons)

Inexplicable (to morons) term “covfefe”:

It is a mystifying, baffling, peculiar, puzzling expression
from ancient Aramaic Egyptian Serbo-Croatian moneylenders and means:

“ A huge, big, great , tremendous deal created
only for super assholes ”

Thursday, May 18, 2017

The plan to impeach Trump, which existed even before he was
elected –just in case – and has been operational since then, has now approached
action nearing national hysteria. What Putin politely called “American
schizophrenia” is really making an institutionalized homicidal schizophrenic
seem mentally healthy by comparison. The nation is not only hearing voices, of
disinformation and lies, but moving closer to breakdown with the unending
pressure of repetition to the point that even what passes for an American left
is waving the loony banner of the impeachment-lynching party, as ever believing
a politics more liberal than the American nazi party qualifies as civil
libertarian social justice seeking.

Russia has resumed a position of menace to America’s rulers since
it recovered from its crippled condition under unleashed oligarchs who brought
the country close to ruin. Putin’s leadership played a major role in saving Russia
Inc. Though this may seem a late breaking bulletin to America’s most primitive
conservatives and liberals who still think “evil” commies rule the “evil”
empire, the nation has been “evil” capitalist for quite some time now. With all
the horrors of private-profit-first economics, its greediest practitioners were
reigned in by Putin and Russia’s relatively enlightened capitalists – not an
oxymoron, as such used to rule the USA during what was called the New Deal – are
now in control and the nation moved back from the edge of collapse to become a renewed
great power.

The new balance in global capitalism, with China, Russia and
smaller but growing-in-influence nations like Iran assuming much greater roles,
has ruling dominators of the old imperial order in a panic. This is the major
reason (?) behind all the present irrational behavior, though near idiotic
tales like those of Trump’s personal misogyny – seemingly beyond his stupid
wife, ignorant daughter and all the dumb broads who work for him - are repeated
by those ignorant of a multi billion dollar American pornography industry in
which the “money” shots are of men ejaculating in women’s faces. And their
children watch these on their cell phones, but don’t hang by your lip waiting
for an outraged woman’s march on Hollywood, where the industry is centered. After
all, the female objectified ejaculatees are paid more than the male objectified
ejaculators in these “art” films.

The dominance of a warfare state of mind and behavior will
keep the massive profits of the military industrial complex safe while
maintaining hold of an economy that has millions of citizens totally dependent
on war even if they truly want peace. The lack of a radical movement to
transform anti-democratic capitalism into something that has never existed
before, a political economy that puts people before profits, has led to a far
more powerful rightist move to challenge minority injustice before it destroys more
of us, if not all of us. The reactionary element has led to strengthening
lesser evil politics that maintain the treating of earth and its people as
commodities dependent on a totalitarian entity called market forces. This
material substitute for spiritual explanations has brought great benefit to
hundreds of millions while reducing billions to poverty, despair and death. As
under feudal or slave systems, minorities benefit at the costly suppression of
majorities but with greater luxury available under market capitalism since
financial wealth and postponed payments through debt, creations slightly less
nebulous than spirituality, enable the production of more comfortable
professional and middle classes in the profit centers, while greatly increasing
the necessary losses to balance those profits in the outlying provinces:

Most of the
planet and its people.

Though there is far more reality on cartoon serials like the
Simpsons, Family Guy or Bob’s Burgers than on any of the surreal commercial
trash so named, Trump’s egotistical, arrogant personality and stardom on
something called “reality TV” introduced him to even larger fame than his
wealth and ego had already bought. His honest, brash ignorance as opposed to
the usual political dishonesty that passes for knowledge among the standard
employees of capital in government endeared him to millions of voters who never
encountered such bold if sometimes bordering on half-witted criticism of the
system. This very quality terrified the established powers of both corporate
parties and media as a rude, straight talking egotistical slob threatened to
reveal the actual face, mind and substance of a system destroying more lives and
ecology by the minute while lulling public consciousness with what John Lennon
once called being “doped by religion and sex and TV”. Despite establishment
criticism of his sentence structure and manners, which conversely helped his candidacy,
more than 60 million Americans voted for him. But they are dismissed by official
power as simpletons, deplorables, racists, misogynists, and other collegially
accepted hate labels driven into the minds of followers of the most surreal TV
of all –corporate news – and thus deemed acceptable by people formerly claiming
civil justice, humanitarianism and diversity as watchwords.

Thus, the rich, honest, college educated, obnoxious pinhead
president vs. the richer, dishonest, college owning pinheaded rulers has
brought us to the present situation, called by some mind managers a, if not
the, major crisis in our histry by people who haven’t noticed hundreds of thousands
of americans living in the streets, millions of american children living in
poverty, and tens of millions of people in the middle east suffering slaughter
and national destruction since long before the pinhead took up residence in the
subsidized housing at corporate headquarters.

The charges based on no revealed evidence of anything so
ridiculous as president Trump disclosing “classified information’ to Russians
are even dumber than the allegations with equally absent evidence that Syria
used chemical warfare on its people. And that charge years after liberal
stalwart senator Kerry revealed that all Syria’s chemical weapons were gone.
Perhaps he will also be charged with treason by those claiming we’ve all been
endangered by Russians interfering in our great democracy, especially those
who’ve never noticed the Israeli lobby’s ownership of large parts of congress
and several rooms at the 1600 Pennsylvania avenue housing project. Daring to act as
though Russians were not our deadly enemies is a crime in this environment and
if ever there were a need for radical change in the environment, now is the
time, before we all choke on the poison being forced down our throats and
succumb to the garbage being put into our heads. Resist consciousness control, radically
transform our political economics and get off the impeachment craze that could
bring on a near if not real civil war.

Michael SmithSelf-destruction
is not an "excess" of capitalism, it is the very essence of the system.
No real socialist can "still" be a capitalist, any more than a feminist
can still be a male supremacist. Inasmuch as socialism refers to a
worker-controlled society,"democratic socialist" is simply a redundant
term. People who call themselves by that name are usually democratic
capitalists, which is ultimately a contradictory term, however helpful
New Deal style ameliorative measures prove to be. Bolshevism muddied the
picture by calling itself socialist when in fact it was state
controlled capitalism (the workers were never in control). The best way
out of this terminological swamp is to call capitalists
"anti-socialists," since the system is anti-social to the core, and
anti-capitalists "socialists."

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

After being vilified as a Satan by neo-liberals for
allegedly costing their anointed one the election – this was before Putin was
appointed Greater Satan – the former FBI Director is sanctified by neo-liberals
as martyr to the cause of justice and democracy. This continues an American
tradition born the day European immigrants began making this country great by
taking it from its original inhabitants who were foolishly trying to live with
nature instead of dominating it for profits.

Immediate comparisons were made to the past Nixon era when a
government official said to be getting too close to the truth was dumped and
the event was dubbed a “Saturday Night Massacre” by political/media thought and
language abusers. This past verbal rape may have helped not having this event
called the “Tuesday Night Holocaust”, though potential lawsuits concerning
copyright infringement may have also played a role.

Still, a political event
almost to be expected from a new regime which doesn’t seem to care or possibly
understand how its every act, no matter how stupid, well intentioned,
thoughtless or sincere will be treated as potential for doom among our
military-prison-industrial complex of employees socialized to care for identity
groups, foreigners and pets more thoughtfully than many of their fellow
citizens. This, while the political economics of private profit capitalism
bring all the world closer to a debacle that could make what was called the
Great Depression seem a minor event.

Good people are programmed to accept absolute fictional
nonsense as material reality and rise up in arms against things labeled “hard”
left – in other places, since even a soft left is still in formation in the USA
– and a much larger movement in the rest of the world called a “hard” right.
The somewhat “soft” center, advertised as what people of reason and good
grooming should support, and maintained by practice of massive military and
murderous weaponry to make the bloodiest tyrant of the past weep at the power
available to alleged democracies of the present, continues sinking while many it
threatens to drown cheer its every victory.

Thus, in France an agent of global capital’s board of
governors who supports a continued austerity regime extending the hours and
years workers must toil in order to survive is applauded by professional class
innocents lead to believe his “hard” right opposition, part and parcel of the
same system though representing groups even more powerless than the cheering
section, was a threat to their temporary affluence.

Here, in the once ruling but presently fading headquarters
of global capital, a seeming “hard” right billionaire was able to win the vote
in a corrupt electoral system originated and kept that way for generations to maintain
the power and domination of wealth while decent people are taught to believe
their ability to rent and incur debt is somehow ownership and democracy.

Since the rich clown assumed the CEO position at Circus
Central, contrary to all the dictates of the circus owners, the plan to impeach
him began almost immediately. And his continued holding of the office does
promise to do the company quicker harm than might have been previously the
case, though for the good of the planet the quicker the American disease takes
its toll on the least number among our people, the better for the greatest number.
But that’s still looking at humanity instead of private profit, and neither
Trump nor his enemies see, hear, think or believe anything but that dollar religion,
with its priests, rabbis, shamans, gurus, imams, shrinks and other mental
workers to keep minds occupied with things egoist or ephemeral in order to stay
away from the social and substantial.

So, get ready for more gibberish about Russia in revival of
past mental abuse over Communism – are you now or have you ever spoken to a
Russian? - and a spectacle to make Trump’s dumb reality TV show fame seem
possibly brilliant by comparison to a nation sinking in petroleum,
chemical and dog waste while complaining about the stench in Syria, Iran, North
Korea and other places which are none of our business.

Especially considering that our business should involve the
hundreds of thousands of homeless Americans and millions of American children
living in poverty.

In fact, among the polls taken every few seconds to check
what Americans are buying, how often they buy it, how many immigrants they
employ and how much they hate president Trump, homeless people were asked how
they felt about Comey being fired.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Pundits love to declare that it is. The "end of history" thesis is a perennial favorite of those who seek to divert attention from their historical criminality. Consider the following coups, all sponsored or indirectly supported by Washington:

2002 - Venezuela. Unsuccessful U.S. coup against Hugo Chavez, a harsh critic of U.S. imperial interventions.

2004 - Haiti. Successful U.S. coup against President Jean Bertrand Aristide, who was hustled out of the country in his pajamas by U.S. Marines. Aristide's constituency was the poor, whose need for democratic representation conflicted with the desires of U.S. investors. The main architect of the reign of terror that followed (Emmanuel Constant) was allowed to live unmolested in New York.

2008 - Bolivia. Unsuccessful U.S. coup against President Evo Morales, another strong critic of U.S. imperialism.

2009 - Honduras. Successful coup against Manuel Zelaya. Coup plotters were trained by the U.S. at Fort Benning, which is known in Latin America as "the school of coups" thanks to the achievements of its graduating classes all over the hemisphere.

2010 - Ecuador. Unsuccessful U.S. coup against socialist President Rafael Correa, an immensely popular (in Ecuador) critic of Washington.

2012 - Paraguay. Successful U.S. coup against Fernando Lugo, whose fondness for liberation theology's "preferential option for the poor" was an affront to U.S. investors.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Evidence
That This Home of the Master Race of Self Chosen People was the World’s Greatest
Democracy Even Before Trump

In
1965, the USA had 780,000 people in prison, jail, on parole or on probation.

By 2010, that
population had grown by more than nine times, to 7 million and the prison
business was booming as never before, creating profits, jobs and unparalled
human misery.

In 1954
the integration of public schools was seen as a great victory for civil rights
and Americans now designated as “people of color”*. Today more than 50% of the
prison population is designated as “people of color” and the disintegration of
the entire public school system continues for all Americans designated as
people.

In
2015 there were 536 billionaires in the U.S.A.

In
a nation of more than 325 million people, that represents less than 2
millionths of one percent of the population.

For
the textually challenged, that looks like this:

.000002%

Wow.

How
hard those truly brilliant people must have worked to achieve those riches. And
one of them was Donald Trump!

Imagine
how many cases they had to plead in court, classes to teach in school, busses
to drive, meals to prepare, floors to wash, crops to pick, mail to deliver and
deals to make? Well, actually, they mostly made deals using their great wisdom and
brilliance at investing wisely. You and I could do as well if we worked as hard
and were as smart and industrious as they are, including Donald Trump!

And
if we were paid a thousand dollars an hour for our hard work, and we worked
twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, fifty two weeks a year, maybe, if we
stashed all that cash and didn’t spend any of it we might have a billion
dollars.

Nope.

In
fact, if you worked twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, fifty two weeks
a year and did that for ten years, at one thousand dollars an hour, never
stopped, never took any time off and never spent any of the money and just
stashed it, you still wouldn’t have a billion dollars.

Is
this a great democracy or what?

In that
same year of 2015 America’s GDP for pets, which was $38.5 billion in 2006, had
grown to $60.3 billion.

12 companies
insured 1.4 million pets owned by 79.6 million American families (65% of
households) with premiums amounting to 660.5 million dollars.

163.8 million
dogs and cats are comfortably housed in a political economy that has half a
million of its people homeless and more than 20% of its children living in
poverty. This is certainly reason enough for us to demand that Russia, North
Korea, Syria and other nations adopt our democratically civilized way of living
or suffer the consequences of our superior wrath. Right?

As of
March1, 2017 our national debt was close to $20 trillion, which is more than
our GDP, which is truly a gross domestic product. We the people of this great
democracy pay more than $440 billion a year in interest on that debt.

Who do we
pay it to?

Where’d
they get the money to loan us?

Who prints
and backs this money supply?

If you
have any money among your plastic, look at one of the bills of any denomination
and note that the power behind the cash is not the dead presidents or
Rockefeller, Carnegie, Zuckerburg, Soros, Bezos, Visa or MasterCard but something
called “The United States of America”.

That is
not a private bank or a billionaire. That’s you. That’s us.

Remember,
we, the public, print the money, in our name, and somehow it gets to a private
source which loans it to us and charges us interest for the privilege. Would
you like to buy a bridge?

Our personal
debt, incurred to keep the economy going with our consuming and owed to the
same market gods, was over $18 trillion.

Almost as
high as our public debt.

Somehow,
we owe it to the same people who loaned us our own money for public expenses.
Wow.

Are they
really smart?

Or are we
really stupid?

Many
Americans are treated as lower than scum for being working class and
"un-educated". Why are so many Americans so "un-educated"? Could
it have anything to do with the fact that at some point they went through
grammar and high schools taught by (drum roll) college-educated people**? And
winding up with presidents like a truly brilliant rich guy with degrees from Yale
and Harvard (wow!) who starts wars in the Middle East that have gone on longer
than any in our history, with the consent of 534 out of 535 democratically (?)
elected college graduates in congress?

Whether
the organized crime lobby (Wall Street, Banks, Billionaires) supports guns for
individuals, Israelis or the Military Industrial Complex, it remains in control
of the political economics of American government. NRAIPAC and its ilk own,
rent and control the White House, Congress and Corporate media. That was the
case before Trump and still is the case now.

We need
resistance to that system of minority control itself, and not simply the
servants it hires, leases, rents or outright owns. As long as we allow a gallon
of milk to cost more than a gallon of gasoline, as long as we tolerate an
economics that will sustain a disease as long as profits for its treatment are
greater than profits for its cure***, we not only face long range climate
disaster but a much shorter range political economic calamity.

Global
capitalism threatens immediate and growing poverty, war, human misery and
planetary destruction no matter which political pinhead, pimp or ho lives in
the subsidized residency we call the white house. As long as we allow the
richest and smallest minority in our history to put only their servants up for
our votes, calling this a democracy reduces us to the best-dressed peasants on
the Titanic. We need to end the fundamentalist religion of private profit
marketing that is becoming a greater menace by the minute and begin democratic
action in a social revolution that expresses majority public interest, desire
and need. Fast.

*All members of the human race are “of color” save for a small group
called albinos. Some of us have darker or lighter skin but skin tone is of no
more racial significance than brown hair, green eyes or long legs. Innocents,
the ignorant and morons who still believe otherwise are science deniers at
best, and anti-human at worst, no matter their skin tone.

**“Those with a stake in
maintaining their incomes & consumption are unlikely to participate in
efforts to bring about radical change”