If you’re looking at that picture and thinking that James Franco has the sweaty glow and tired face of a dude who just got a train ran on him in a gay porn, you’re close! This is James Franco, Keegan Allen and a tennis ball on the set of King Cobra, which is about the real-life murder of a gay porn producer – Towleroad

Chiwetel Ejiofor’s got a new girlfriend and it must be serious because they’re already at the stage of their relationship where they’re kissing for the paps – Lainey Gossip

Oscar Pistorius’ house arrest has started at his uncle’s gigantic mansion. I saw pictures of the outside of his uncle’s mansion on TV this morning and I immediately lit a prayer candle for him, because I don’t know how he’s going to deal with living on a luxurious estate that looks more like a resort than a house – Celebitchy

Brandi Glanville wants her 12-year-old son to ask his 12-year-old date if she’s a virgin. You know, if the whole “being a fame whore” thing doesn’t work out for Brandi, she should be a dating coach to 12-year-olds since that’s obviously her calling – Starcasm

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