cognitivedissonanceNot if you like the pretense to eventually not being the symbiotic Siamese twin at the hip of totalitarian Zionism! Because, seriously, he's 100% about that.

CornOnTheCabreTo be fair, Americans have had to let the unjustified deaths of thousands of Arab Muslims slip past our collective conscience for decades now... Can't we finally let it slide for someone who might actually do good for our country?

Jet Bin FeverSo Dan Quayle's stupid son is the George W. Bush to his Colbert this time around? I mean, brighten up sourpuss. Learn to smile and laugh, jeez.