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She just came back from a run, so I guess Alex Parrish sweats hair spray. Luminous hair spray that holds hair in a perfect pony tail.

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Why does she have better hair than a pop star diva? Because she's going to the airport, natch.

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Alex Parrish is regaining consciousness in the middle of where Grand Central Station used to be. Note how the debris delicately enhances her look.

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...and notice how her perfect bun-like updo hasn't fallen out after the stress of the day!

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She just had sex on top of a steering wheel and her curls never came undone.

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Somewhere between having sex in a car and driving to the first day at Quantico, Alex found some smoothing cream for her hair. Maybe it was in her carry on. After all, the FBI's best and brightest is never unprepared.

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Have you ever seen hair so smooth and glossy?

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For most women, having "bed head" means having half of your hair plastered to your skull. Alex Parrish is not most women.

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HOW DID SHE BRAID HER OWN HAIR THAT PERFECTLY? HOW?!?!?!?

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Even after hours of interrogation, Alex's ponytail stays bouncy and on point.

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She just rolled out of a crashed van and took her hair out of her ponytail and her hair is THIS perfect!!!!

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I still believe she sweats hair spray. This only backs this theory up.

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She was just flipped onto a mat, but does her ponytail budge? No, for she is Alex Parrish.

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Look at that texture!

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Look at that body!

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Look at how sexy her hair looks after she's aggressively parkoured over the rooftops of New York City.

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This happened the same day she woke up outside Grand Central. Just...think about htat.

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This is how perfectly tousled her hair was AFTER swimming to RIVERDALE.

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This is what her hair does without any access to hair products. DAMN. ARREST HER. THIS IS A CRIME.