Apparently, the house got egged and “pelted with dirt bombs” on August 31, and the mailbox was ripped out of the ground on September 6. The incidents may or may not be related, but Long Island stores should clearly be on the watch for bulk toilet paper orders. Also, is anyone else thinking “Ronnie Miller”?

Anyway, maybe this is all fair due. Remember when Lindsay herself tried to egg the paps, but only egged her own car? Oops.