Vickie Guerrero is back as Teddy Long's assistant now. That's fine. I'm not sure what good she can do for Eric Escobar right now, but her heel heat is still thriving. R-Truth got to dump an entire trashcan of sinful soil on Punk's head. I know I'd rather have Punk back as a top heel, but what am I gonna do? Write a strongly worded letter? Or a strongly worded column? At least he's in an impassioned feud. And maybe Truth can get rise up the ranks a bit. Of course, no one can argue against Punk without sounding 100% wrong. I'm not "straight edge" or anywhere close to it, but I can readily admit that there is no argument for drinking. Or for smoking. You just can't do it. I love how Punk basically says that the worst thing someone can call him is "preachy."

TNA is headed in the right direction, at least as far as the action booking goes. Impact had freakin' Wolfe and Daniels vs. Styles and Angle. You can't get that much better, talent-wise, on North American soil. And just the fact that they're actually booking repeats of the Turning Point matches for Final Resolution, it means that something's sticking. We're gonna get Wolfe/Angle II and Styles vs. Daniels, 1 on 1. Those two matches might actually make me forgive the wretched annual "Feast or Fired" match that insults me on ten thousand different levels.

Of course Raven and Stevie are going to lose to Abyss and Foley at Genesis, but you know me. I love costumed monsters and maniacs. And blood. I love Daffney's little hat. And the fact that she's an attractive woman that I want to have sex with. Everything about this feud is stale, but I still love it. I can't explain.

Little hat!

And speaking of women, they weren't the greatest matches, but Sarita vs. Alissa and Hamada vs. Wilde were both solid. It's just nice to see women in the ring that can chain wrestle. Who can move with fluidity and actually put moves together into combos. Who can do more than scream and snapmare.

Jesse Neal came out with his new, fully committed, Mohawk of epic, stabbing proportions and teamed with 3-D and Rhino to help them get another win over Morgan, Pope and Hernandez. I like their new heel group, but I'm scared, way down deep, that they're going to be called The Wrecking Crew. Please no. I beg of thee. Call yourselves...the Pain Brigade. Worst Case Scenario. The Mad Tea Party. Anything but Wrecking Crew.

Which one's Lars and which one's Gene? I know Arn was Bulldozer...

For those of you who'd like a more detailed ranting regarding the Survivor Series, click on over to out Survivor Series Recap. For those of you who just want the long and the short of it, here are the results:

Team Miz beat Team Morrison. In the end, it was Miz, Seamus and McIntyre vs. Morrison. Morrison fell to Seamus' Razor's Edge – or as I like to call it Finian's Rainbow.

Batista nailed Rey with three Batty bombs for the win. After the bell, Batista spinebusted Rey onto a chair to send him packing.

Team Kofi beat Team Orton when Kofi miraculously beat both Punk AND Orton at the end to become the sole survivor.

The Undertaker retained the World Heavyweight Championship after making Big Show tap to The Devil's Concubine.

Team Mickie beat Team McCool after Melina pinned McCool with a Slutset Flip. Mickie and Melina survived on their team.

John Cena retained the WWE Championship after he FU'd HBK onto Triple H and then pinned Triple H.

In closing, you might have heard about Brock Lesnar's serious health issues last week. The mystery Andromeda Strain that's basically going to make it almost 100% certain that he'll never fight again. It was being kept a secret for a while, but it's come down the wire, from WCCO in Minneapolis, that Lesnar's got a serious case of diverticulitis. If this is the case, we wish him all the best and we hope he makes a full recovery so he can go back to bashing people faces in with his fists.

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