Why everyone so hot to move to Portland, anyway? Because of dumb Portlandia, Hulk bet! HULK SMASH PUNY FRED! HULK SMASH PUNY CARRIE! Doctor Strange saw dumb Portlandia and him decide to move here too! Him crash on Hulk futon for THREE WEEKS! Make Hulk futon reek like patchouli! Then make Hulk stand in line at Voodoo Doughnut! Like dumb tourist! (You know, Hulk not like Doctor Strange. Hulk suspect Doctor Strange not even have medical license.)

Wait... WHERE WAS HULK? Oh! Hulk complain about Avengers moving to Portland... and driving up rents! Tony Stark even talking about becoming developer and demolishing Hulk historic house. (Surprise, dummy! Hulk accidentally demolish it last week!)