That U.N. report bummed me out, but resigning yourself to letting it happen only makes sense if you’re a billionaire who can go move yourself and an ark’s worth of animals into your private Moon bunker.

MAGA opposition to The Green New Deal, or any action to mitigate climate change has boiled down to “socialists wanna take your straws and cheeseburgers!” We live in the dumbest of times. And thanks to a return of medieval-era diseases, it’s also becoming one of the deadliest.

There is a national, global emergency called climate change, and the Green New Deal actually addresses it. Unfortunately Mitch McConnell is Senate Majority Leader and doesn’t care because he’ll be dead soon. (Actuarilly speaking, not a threat.)

Two weeks into a shutdown, and our national parks are getting the Bundy Family treatment. Dig a proper latrine and make sure it’s deep enough to hold all the shit coming out of Mitch McConnell and the White House.

Despite being Interior Secretary for nearly two years, this is my first time drawing Ryan Zinke. I missed a lot of opportunities to draw his fivehead, which has more of a Frankenstein/John Cornyn vibe than Stephen Miller’s Twilight Zone “To Serve Man” alien.

I’m heading out for a very long weekend, and since the news cycle travels at light speed, I figured I’d do a Halloween comic with vaguely current undertones that could survive the next three days’ worth of news.