A series of quiz results!

You're Loosely Based!

by Storey Clayton

While most people haven't heard of you, you're a really good andinteresting person. Rather clever and witty, you crack a lot of jokes about the worldaround you. You do have a serious side, however, where your interest covers the homelessand the inequalities of society. You're good at bringing people together, but they keepasking you what your name means.

As Duncan Hunter, you are trying to yell above a large and more powerful crowd. Though noone can really remember meeting you and you don't pose a very distinctive figure, you're still thefirst to talk when it's time for folks to speak up. No one really thinks this gives you any moredistinction than you had before, though people tend to be impressed by your sincerity. They alsohave a habit of asking you for brownies.

You select Rudy Giuliani as your running mate because the world changed on September 11th.

As Barack Obama, you are seen as the greatest hope in history for your people. You mayeven save the world before breakfast. Normally mild-mannered and unexperienced, tomorrow youwill unearth your cloak and free the entire... Okay, even you can admit that maybe there's alittle hype surrounding your personality at this point. You are dynamic and feel you have alot of potential, but could you ever live up to the lofty expectations and pressure beingapplied right now? You hope so.

You select Joe Biden as your running mate so he can get a change of scenery.

You like bells and absolutely love divergent religious groups. Dressingup and riding around in horses and buggies are some of your favorite pastimes, thoughyou're not against baseball by any means. Even though most people think you're Dutch,you're actually of German descent. You have at least one brother who you trulylove.

You can't stop talking about the "good old days" of the past. Whileyou remember everything being so much better and more glorious back then, you'vegot to realize that times have changed! It's time to move on, time to bring inthe new technology and advancements! Still, there is some charm to your oldenout-dated ways. Children seem to love you, for example, as do some historians andscientists. And you should really eat something... your bones are starting toshow.

With an affinity for unpronounceable Polish names andmischievous mayhem, you are quite focused on hardwood floors. If this allsounds like a bizarre combination of things to you, just blame it on thebeer. Despite your ability to party and play, you have also garnered areputation for intelligence that you're not sure you deserve. Still, allthis makes you feel like royalty, even if you haven't been drinking. Thoughyou like going to your chapel, you really hate other chapels.

A bit cold and frosty, you have been known to be awfullyforbidding. Your surroundings, however, have grown more and more friendlyand welcoming over the years, and there are those that say your wholereputation has gone soft. You hasten to point out that advocating humanrights isn't necessarily softness. Given where you get your money, you'repretty sharp. Although, you have been known to waste hours staring atbadgerbadgerbadger.com.

Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that you're better than everyone else. At least you're more loyal to the real language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else. You aren't worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other things that it usually doesn't matter. Some of your finest works were intended to be short-term projects.

Live long and prosper! Or at least live long. You have alwaysseemed destined for great things despite your tiny stature and almost invisiblepresence. While some think of you as practically a newborn, you're actuallyquite the old soul. And you've developed ways to stay popular, primarilyconsisting of giving things away. While you enjoy the sun, you're still a littlescared of basking.