Tuesday, November 1

Who came first?

A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing over whose profession was the oldest. "On the sixth day, God took one of Adam's ribs and created Eve," said the doctor. "So that makes Him a surgeon first."

"Please," said the engineer. "Before that, God created the world from chaos and confusion, so He was first an engineer."

"Interesting," said the lawyer, "but who do you think created the chaos and confusion?"