Tuesday, June 12, 2007

This is not funny. This sooo NOT funny. Rachel went to the hospital Sunday evening. Contracting hard, laboring good, but "no progress". She stayed until today and checked herself out. She's back at home to rest. She may turn around and go back to the hospital tonight.

Basically, no baby.

A little song I'm just now making up, hum the Oscar Mayer bologna song in your head...

I can tell you how to sleep nowAn-es-thes-i-a!I can show you how to get some restEpi-dural drugs!Oh, you'll love it as you push real hardand when he's born I know you'll saaaaaaythatEpidurals are the way to have a baby born today!

Also pitocin.

She's quite a trooper. I just hope she doesn't get caught in traffic when she decides to pop the little bugger out!