We learned some important lessons about the physical world this week, notably that Fallout sees no difference between a tall frosty cold one and a device used to rip out nosehairs. Yes, unbeatable refreshment.

In addition to the behemoth study of video game weights and measures, we gave a look at Nintendo's major goods and wares due out by the holiday season. Luke took a look inside Robot Chicken, and A.J. broke down a comprehensive list of gaming's most noteworthy daddies. The week that was in original writing and reporting: