Fight off Dastardly Mootants in 2019

Because everything is better in space, indie developer Happy Corruption has announced that the upcoming twin-stick shooter Space Cows will be heading to the Nintendo Switch!

Players will take on the role of a friendly farmer who lives a peaceful life on his farm with his bestest cow friend Betsy. Unfortunately for Betsy, alien abductors take an interest in her bovine potential and whisk her off to an infected milk station. Naturally, you must quest to rescue Betsy and other cows, fighting off “mootants” with a… let me get this right… “laser-scoped toilet plunger.”

Mm-hmm.

Welp, if you’re into the notion of battling it out toward an “epic endgame boss to rescue your beloved cow,” then your time has come. Everything you’ve ever wanted in a game is right here.