Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is irrefutable evidence that the defendant is, in fact, lying.

I bring to you today a classic in the annals of poor scamming.

So I wake up this morning and start sifting through my email and I come across a very important letter. Apparently Orville Rosario of the US Government felt it was imperative to write me and inform me that online tax ID had failed and I needed to contact them as soon as possible. Because I’m apparently supposed to be easily spooked and panicky because it’s HTML formatted I’m expected to click the link in the email. So I decided to be a sport about it and publicly humiliate the letter before I send it off to the FBI’s phishing department.