crashthelast86

As a Test Subject at Wey-Yu, I have been exposed to the harsh frontier of terraforming foreign planets to be suitable for human existence. As most settlers on the outer rim know, life can be hard. From avoiding xenomorph impregnation via your esophagus to avoiding ritualistic right of passage hunting by Hish-qu-Ten, a large sapient and sentient humanoid. I enjoy bundling up with a good comic and hiding in remote areas of Hadley's Hope facility on the exomoon LV-426, mostly at night, mostly. In small crawl spaces, under gated steel plank walkways, you name it. Anywhere I can squeeze alongside my buddy Newt to avoid the extrasolar colonization task of becoming a cocooned incubator of XX121 extraterrestrial species or being an implantation vessel to smuggle chestbursters through quarantine by our company's Junior Executive Special Projects Director.