If there was an award for the best ‘Merry Christmas’, Ted Nugent would win with this Facebook post. It’s pure gold.

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

Doesn’t this perfectly illustrate the difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans are generally straight-shooters. They’re not quick to take offense unless something is REALLY offensive.

Democrats, by and large, are the opposite of that. They seem to look for ways to be offended.

They also need to divide people into little groups and all the little groups need to have equal treatment. And heaven help you if each group isn’t given the exact same amount of attention. Then they have all of those ‘Raise Awareness’ campaigns.

That’s why, for example, it’s not just Gays lobbying for rights, but it expanded to Lesbians (which is still Gay…), then Bi-sexuals, then LGBT and now, it’s actually LGBTQQIP2SAA. (I shit you not.)

We can all relate to Ted’s ‘Merry Christmas’ to his Democrat friends.

Have you ever tried to carefully parse your words so that you don’t get into an irrational argument/or Flame War with an offense-monger that disagrees with you?

Maybe you don’t care and enjoy the Flame War.

Let us know in the comments.

For all the people you would have to send that first ‘Christmas wish’ to, add on one or both of these.

After they’ve had a good read and a good coloring session, you’ll be thanked for correcting their ‘cranial-rectal inversion’:

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.

It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!

God bless you, little Tinkerpot.

Your Friend,
Doug Giles

Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016.
Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma.
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