“Grey’s Anatomy” on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Tonight’s episode is an imaginary scenario in which Meredith’s life wasn’t completely fucked up and so everything at Seattle Grace is drastically different. In other words; a writer masturbation episode that will in no way advance any standing plot lines. And I’ll say it to save some of you the trouble, “If you’re still watching ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ you deserve that kind of abuse.” Noted.

“Archer” on FX at 10:00pm ET.

“The Firm” on NBC at 10:00pm ET. I know it’s based on the Grisham novel of the same name but every time I see this title it looks like the name of a gym or a porn spoof. Maybe both.

Genevieve Burgess is an under-employed, double-degreed 25 year old who knows more about music copyright, licensing, and contracts than is strictly healthy. You can find her online at her twitter account, her blog, or her brand spanking new Facebook page.

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.