Happy Kardashianday, oh, I mean Monday. Well both suck, anyways. In today’s Kardashian news, more details emerge about Kris Humphries’ financial issues with his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Kim Kardashian and Kim is allegedly writing a tell-all about her romantic entanglements.

First up, Kris H is accusing Kim of pocketing some of his hard-earned dough. According to TMZ‘s sources, Kris claims he hasn’t received a cent of the paltry money he earned from their televised sham wedding. Apparently, Kim and Kris opened a joint checking account shortly after tying the knot. Into that account went all the money they allegedly earned from wedding related endorsements, photos, etc.

Kris’ revenue from appearing on Kourtney and Kim Take New York and from selling wedding photos also went into that account. And guess who kept all the money now that they’re separated? If you guessed Kim, you guessed right! Apparently, Kris hasn’t seen a cent of that money and even though it’s a joint account, he hasn’t made an effort to withdraw his portion.

Why? Well, he doesn’t really care – all he really wants is an annulment! Kris’ attorney hasn’t commented on the circumstances but I wouldn’t put it past Kim to have sticky fingers where dollar bills are concerned!

Moving on, Kim is writing a tell-all! Yep, Kim expects us to believe she is writing a book when she can barely type an email and needed Kris H to edit it for her. The reality star who is really only known for two things–her butt and how she uses it–is making all her romantic flops work to her advantage and is penning a steamy book that gives all the gory details.

Haven’t we seen enough with the sex tape? According to In Touch Weekly (via their print edition), Kim has decided to spare no details and will be talking her sex tape, her relationship with Reggie Bush, and her two failed marriages! Kim has decided “going into a lot of detail” from her own perspective will help the public see her in a better light and will rehab her image. In fact, Kim’s motive is to make people understand her better and get the public back on her side again!

Sadly, Kim’s decision to spill her dirty sheet-crets means the end of her relationship with Reggie, who is completely disgusted by the idea!

And taking a break from her challenging job as an author, Kim returned to what she does best – putting on make-up and taking photographs. The desperate reality star posted photos of herself in different colored wigs to her Instagr.am site on Friday. Kim is a blonde in one shot and a redhead in the other. “Do blondes have more fun?;” she wondered.

Kim told Us Weekly her motivation was not for attention, but because, “I love changing my hair up. It makes me feel like a new me!” Maybe she’s entering the witness protection program since her image in such shambles!

Finally, the good stuff! Real celebrities are again slamming the Kardashian clan for the pathetic creatures they are. Jon Hamm, the award-winning Mad Men star, went on a rant about those so-called “stars” degrading themselves for attention.

“Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated,” he told Elle UK. “Being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”

“Incuriousness has become cool… It’s celebrated. It doesn’t make sense to me,” he added. Yikes. That’s um… pretty harsh! The K-fam has also been criticized by Daniel Craig, Jonah Hill, Michelle Obama, and Snoop Dogg for their trashy and deplorable behavior! Hey, I will say they have one talent down to a science – annoying people!

And just moments ago, Kimmie Kakes took to her Twitter page to respond to being called an idiot! Kim tweeted the following statement written by her publicist –

“I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, “stupid,” is in my opinion careless.”

Dear Kim, you’re still an idiot doll! Sincerely, Reality Tea.

DOES KIM OWE KRIS MONEY? WOULD YOU READ KIM’S TELL-ALL? WERE JON HAMM’S COMMENTS OUT OF LINE OR TRUTHFUL?