8 Responses to Juxtaposin’: Aloha Edition

The only thing that’s devoid of a natural connection is Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams.

Why cast a homosexual as the love interest in a rom-com? Look at how puzzled and disapproving his face is as he ponders what normal men find alluring about femininity.

It’s bad enough when it’s shoe-horned into a dumb action movie, like Jeremy Renner and some woman in the new Avengers movie. But when the whole point is the relationship between men and women, the inability of fags to fake it really grinds the movie to a halt. Look at that recent erotic thriller starring down-low cock-gobbler Will Smith.

Do they think star recognition trumps everything? Not even the tubby popcorn-scarfers in the rom-com audience are clueless enough not to sense the palpable lack of chemistry between The Man and The Woman.

Casting Emma Stone as Asian, even half-Asian, is pretty lazy casting. I’m not a stickler for this or that ethnicity playing this or that ethnicity, but jeez, at least come clean and just change the character’s background.

And hey looky! It’s Agnostic come to spew his bile again. Your consistency is almost comforting.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Agnostic’s “gaydar” is way, way off. Will Smith? I mean anything is possible, but he’s been with a lot of attractive ladies and did have a couple of kids with Jada. Bradley Cooper? No way. That is just silly. Why would someone like Suki even waste time with him? Just for the fame? Again, it’s possible, but I would bet big money against it.

Moral of the story is don’t believe everything you read on the internet.