Monsters – Trailer

Six years ago NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples, but crashed upon re-entry over Central America.

Soon after, new life forms began to appear there and half of Mexico was quarantined as an INFECTED ZONE. Today, the American and Mexican military still struggle to contain “the creatures”…

Our story begins when a US journalist agrees to escort a shaken American tourist through the infected zone in Mexico to the safety of the US border.

I like the look of this but I swear here and now on the book of cowardice written by Shaggy and Scooby that if the monsters turn out to be giant cockroaches, spiders or any other insect related creature then I apologise to the people sitting in the same row as me in the cinema when I either…

A) throw up in your lap

B) say whatever string of swear words fit the scene

c) pass out

D) get up and run out of the nearest exit like Lucifer himself is trying to give me a back rub.

You’ll have to wait until 12th November and the film’s UK release to see what option I went with…any guesses on a postcard please.