The How Will I Decide Your Fate Test

Kinda Good.

You scored 60!

You're not so bad. I decide to plop you back down on earth to continue with your inane life. Only, you realize you left your wallet with me. Credit cards don't have end-of-the-world theft protection. How unfortunate.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

As you stare at me hoping for mercy, I send you hurtling down the precipice, awaiting Richard Simmons awful 80s Dance Music and monotonous routine. You are destined to spend the rest of eternity follo... Read more

You failed. And you know it. You stare at me hoping to make things alright by offering sexual favours, as you are considered the best in the business. As you lean forward trying to "sweeten the deal" ... Read more

Okay, so you're bad. Not that bad, but bad non-the-less. I send you hurtling towards the inferno below you, but toss a six pack of coke after you. Only, it's regular coke and not diet coke, leaving yo... Read more

Hmm. I pity you, for the most part and decide to fulfill a wish for you. However, it takes a turn for the worse and haunts you. And yes, you probably wished for something like great sex forever or tha... Read more

You're not quite bad enough to fall down, not quite good enough to ascend. I therefore put you in a time loop, where you're destined to eat desert with the same people forever and ever. It all stars p... Read more

You're not so bad. I decide to plop you back down on earth to continue with your inane life. Only, you realize you left your wallet with me. Credit cards don't have end-of-the-world theft protection. ... Read more

You answered things correctly, for the most part. I decide to give you a bag of chocolates and send you on your merry way. Unfortunately, you are too engrossed in the chocolates and turn the wrong way... Read more

You're performance was satisfying. I decide to let you go to island in a somewhat limited form. You get to swim in the ocean forever, but you can't quite reach the island. When you do, it pulls away f... Read more

I decide to send you to the island, but without any clothes. I have a sense of humor too. You have everything you wanted, but somehow still feel wierd without any clothes. You proceed to make a coconu... Read more

You answered all questions completely. Clever. I send you to the island with everything you could ever want. I sweeten the deal somewhat by giving you a bag of goodies. It contains whatever you found ... Read more