TONIGHT: Squirt Your Way Into Girl Talk

That's probably the grossest headline I've ever written, but it is nonetheless true.

You can't get into tonight's Girl Talk show at the Grove of Anaheim with cash, check or credit. No sir or ma'am. Your only hope of entry is bringing in 36 empty cans of Squirt. In fact, the 25 people who bring the most Squirt cans receive "VIP access" and get to meet Girl Talk himself, aka DJ whizkid Greg Gillis.

It's great to encourage people to recycle and all, and obviously Squirt is a sponsor, but...really (with Seth and Amy)? Squirt is in that came classification of sodas with Tab and Fresca in "things I wasn't sure still existed and am sure no one actually drinks anymore." But hey, should be a fun show either way--I saw Girl Talk in October of 2007 and it was really fun, with fans on-stage dancing et al; a good time no matter how you may feel about his technically illegal sample-packed concoctions.

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