Rob Zombie Can't Stand the Sound of Young Children's Happiness

In his hometown of Woodbury, CT, Rob Zombie has a house that sits on 18 acres. He's got a ton of space, and he could have had his abode built anywhere on that plot. Yet, he chose to put it next to a park. Now he's complaining to the town due to excessive noise from kids having too much fun at a skate park that was built nearby. Yes, that's right, he wants to crush all those little kids' dreams, and have the skate park demolished and removed.

Despite efforts already made to lower noise (they put in special fabric and ramps), and shorter hours (the kids can't even skate after 5 p.m. or on Sundays!), Zombie is threatening to take this to legal levels. Can't you just let the kids be kids, man!?