Oh wait, just kidding! That's what she wears to almost every red carpet.

The future Mrs. Justin Theroux showed up to the premiere of Lifetime's new Five Film series Call Me Crazy in West Hollywood last night wearing her usual all-black uniform that included a tuxedo-style Dior bustier and shorts that showed off her toned 44 year old stems.

With her hair pulled back in a sassy ponytail, Jen completed her look with Jimmy Choo heels and Tom Ford clutch.

Since she's only a producer for the series, we'll give her a pass for not wearing something a little more fancy, but would it kill her to wear color?

Rocking a forehead full of fringe, the Modern Family actress walked the red carpet in a strapless Toujouri gown featuring a beaded python print bodice with layered tulle skirt, black peep-toe heels and carried a black clutch.

Even though Sarah's giving us something other than Toddlers & Tiaras, we're not quite sure it hits all the right notes. It's very 'blah' and lacks some oomph.

We're also not crazy about her new bangs, but they look like clip-ons so hopefully they're just temporary.