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The 5 Craziest Fashion Things We Saw This Week

Aaaand we're back with more of the most wondrously wacky things we saw around the fashion world this week! While you may have already seen this crazy fluid-filled, color-changing dress or these nutso doggie heels, we've got five more off-the-wall moments for you gals to catch up on, after the jump.

1. (Insert beeping and lots of totally rad robot noises here.) If you've ever said to yourself, "Gosh, I just wish my R2D2 doll were waterproof," well, we've found the next best thing. Behold: the Artoo swimsuit that'll turn you from regular girl into droid. Hmm...does Delta fly to Mars? 'Cause I'm ready to cash in my vacay time. Check out more wild patterns from Black Milk (including dollar bill and skeleton), too.

3. Ever had a date where the dude's phone rings, and he picks it up? Couldn't be more annoying, we know—and so do the geniuses behind the Phonekercheif: a hankerchief for men to wrap their phones in that actually blocks phone signals! Have a look at its brilliance, and cute slogan: "My phone is off for you." I can think of a few people whose stockings I'm going to slip this into.

5. And finally, what kind of a wacky fashion roundup would this be without bacon bikinis? I mean really, gals, think I'd shortchange you? A restaurant owner in Sacramento, Calif. took Lady Gaga's meat dress to the next level, and held a bacon bikini contest. (The whole thing turned scandalous; you can see the scary details here.) We'll just stamp this whole sitch with a big fat DON'T and move right along.

What do you think of these OMG moments? And did you ladies see anything else weird in fashion this week? (PS, we read in our Twitter today that there was a stabbing in the lines for Lanvin for H&M in New York, but the rumor turned out to be totally bogus. Even so, insane!) Tell us in the comments!