Pocket Ninja:I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.

Pocket Ninja:I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.

God wants you to have the pickle. Chick fil A knows what you want more than you do.

FormlessOne:First, if you're trying to stem the PR nightmare caused by your homophobia, using a fraudulent Facebook account and lying on it won't help, especially if you're caught at it on your (apparent) first attempt.

Second, if you think using a fraudulent Facebook account and lying on it is a valid PR strategy in any situation, well, you're an idiot - which, of course, probably explains the homophobia in the first place.

Think about it. Somewhere, in a conference room at CFA headquarters, a group of stuffed shirts sat around and discussed their options for improving their PR.

A) Successful white christian business people trying to play the oppressed minority.B) A situation that could have been avoided if your marketing department had at least one farker in the 20-30 demographic.

Pocket Ninja:I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.

Preach it brother!/Pickles are probably made using nuclear waste anyways

czetie:James!: Yeah, it's a chicken sandwich whose powers of attraction cause you to fund causes opposed to your beliefs. Don't worry about what happens with that money, you were hungry.

This is the key part. It's not about whether you agree with the politics, ethics, religion, or after-hours hobbies of the CEO of a company. There's probably something you disagree with about the owner or CEO of every company in the USA. That way madness lies.

But the owner of Chick-Fil-A doesn't merely oppose gay equality -- he's entitled to his opinion, however bigoted and atavistic it might be. He directly takes the money you choose to give him and uses it to lobby against gay rights and oppose equality under the law for gays. THAT is a good reason not to give him your money.

Chick Fil A are all franchises. So outside of money made selling frozen fries and chicken breasts to the restaurants, I don't think much of your money makes it out of the actual restaurant. But if you decide to spend your money elsewhere, is there any restaurants that employee 100% of people who don't give money to catholic churches or other religious organizations that don't believe homosexuals should get married?

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

You do realize they give real money to real organizations that deny many of us in the LGBTQ community our rights, don't you? Every time you buy one of their products you are literally funding hate groups. Not even using hyperbole here. I am gay and currently denied some 1100 civil rights and liberties guaranteed under the Constitution due to bigoted policies and politics. Please don't support organizations that keep me a second class citizen.

Reason I don't give the chicken people my money. #1 they can't spell. Look at their signs & advertising. #2 They support child abuse

I buy a sammich, money goes to Exodus International, Exodus tries to "cure" a gay kid by shock therapy, or any number of harmful gay away tactics as described by those who have made it out alive. Some don't.

No thanks. I don't want your child abuse sammich.

They can be anti-gay. They can be xtians. Whatever. If the money starts going from my pocket directly to hate groups that inflict physical & emotional pain on people, children mostly....um, yeah, keep your stupid sammich.

I wouldn't get a sammich from a place who donates directly to the KKK.

I wouldn't get a sammich from a place that donates directly to Westboro.

Pocket Ninja:I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

You do realize they give real money to real organizations that deny many of us in the LGBTQ community our rights, don't you? Every time you buy one of their products you are literally funding hate groups. Not even using hyperbole here. I am gay and currently denied some 1100 civil rights and liberties guaranteed under the Constitution due to bigoted policies and politics. Please don't support organizations that keep me a second class citizen.

simple easy solution.

Don't be Gay.

You'll be up 1100 overnightafter the 1 year waiting period of being straight we will probably even let you vote. You'll be 1st class.

Noctusxx:What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.

Here here. The only place I've ever seen one in Portland is at the Lloyd Center mall and that's because I worked at the Portland State Office Building for several years so we'd often go to the food court there. Otherwise, I have never seen another one in PDX metro area. Granted, I don't get over to the eastside that much so maybe they are popular over there?