Twas the Night Before Elections

by LukeAmerica2020
This one started circulating on the web a couple of days ago. I haven’t seen any credits to the author, so we can probably assume that it’s an anonymous rendition of the Christmas favorite. Maybe the creative process started by comparing perspectives on Obama’s plans. To extreme left-wing socialists, he is like Santa Claus. To the rest of us, he is like Satan’s Claws.

Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

‘ On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note –
IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!