> RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)After
> Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday
> away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the
> holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house
> but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida . Now they live in a
> tin
> box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on
> their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are
> anymore.< /P> They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must
> have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but
> they don't do them very well.There is a swimming pool too, but they all
> jump
> up and down in it with hats on.At their gate, there is a doll house with a
> little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
> Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody
> there
> cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night ---
> early
> birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
> The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot
> luck.My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
> retardment
> and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too When I earn
> my
> retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let
> people
> out, so they can visit their grandchildren.. PRICELESS
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cindycactus

08-02-2008, 04:59 PM

I have a copy of this and it makes me laugh every time I read it. :roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

Debkcs

08-02-2008, 05:17 PM

Not about to move to Florida (too hot) but I do love being "retarded"!

1knittychick

08-02-2008, 05:24 PM

Too cute! I'll have to try and find the website about excuses written by parents for their kids to take to school.