Blackbird:My evil twin must be a hairy mofo. I can't grow respectable facial hair to save my life.

Welcome to the club. I can't get the connectors to save my life. Does that reduce me to the porn star/molester twin? Cause if that's the case, I'll go ahead and murder my evil twin. He can't be that tough. He probably watches Glee and Gossip Girl.

my dad and his brother aren't twins, but still it's kind of funny how their looks matched their personalities (before their hair went white and started falling out). They do look alike now, but their beards are the giveaways.

One had dark, smooth hair and still has the goatee, while the other had big bushy red hair and still has a wild beard. You can guess which one is the hardcore atheist with the type A personality, and which one wandered off during the 70's but is now a mellow, responsible guy with the mannerisms of an ex-stoner.

So apparently I really do have a twin, or rather someone walking around my town that looks just like me, but has no beard. I've spoken with friends who swear they've seen me recently when I've no seen them in months, but wondered where my beard went, and how I suddenly grew it back...

I've also had completely random people I've never seen come up to me and say "John, it's been ages man. When did you grow the beard dude?". My name is not John.Guess that makes me the evil twin then.

/ I already knew I was the evil twin.// Because (and this is no lie, but a pretty CSB, literally!!) apparently I had an in-utero twin./// Mum miscarried that, but carried me a bit longer, still born premature.//// Missus now thinks I must have strangled him with the umbilical cord or something.// Cool Story, but not for Bro.// Cool for the Slashies tho...