I normally resort to penile and other technically-lewd means when I’m unable to elicit laughs in other ways. It is a weakness I will overcome…

another day.

I was reading on the BBC about how Durex plans on coming up with a line of extra-large condoms, you know, for all those well endowed South African men.

From the article “This could help condoms become cool,” he said. “Men will buy them to boost their ego.”

Silly people, size doesn’t matter…

if you’re a lesbian.

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