Quotes from the Movie Con Air

"You know, the next time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit negro crack-head."

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the... Ai-ai-airplane..."

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"Love your work!"

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"It's not difficult to surmise Nathan's feelings towards killing these guards; and my own proclivities are, uh, well-known and often-lamented facts of penal lore, but what I'm wondering is why you have any say in it at all?"

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"Someone alerted the authorities at Carson City. Someone told them about our Lerner rendezvous. Someone even killed poor Billy Bedlam. Now, could this all be coincidence? Perhaps. Then someone went and tied a rope to our plane. So I ask you: what is going on? And I answer: we have a traitor in our midst. Now, how do we flush a traitor? I'm not sure but if we count to three I will find out who is on my team and who is not that would be one...two..."

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"Before I kill you, Poe, I want you to know that the last thing little Casey Poe ever gets to smell will be my stinking breath."

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"According to my last phsyc evaluation.... yes"

Cyrus The Virus Grissom

"Well, of course you can't reach him! He's off saving the rain forest or recycling his sandals or some shit!"

D.E.A. Agent Duncan Malloy

"When this is over, so are you, you little prick!"

D.E.A. Agent Duncan Malloy

"'The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners.' Dostoevsky said that, after doing a little time."

U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin

"If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust, huh?"

U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin

"Christ, they'll be slaughtered!"

U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin

"He caught his wife in bed with another man, left them alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog."