Joey Porter's Solution To The Financial Crises: Grab A Shovel

Enough about what our congressional delegates and candidates think about the financial crises. Is Ileana Ros-Lehtinen a three time Pro Bowl selection? Does Mario Diaz-Balart have a Super Bowl ring? Did Raul Martinez deliver the Patriot's first regular season loss in 21 games? Nope. So what does Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter think about all this financial hullabaloo?

"I'm about to go dig a hole in my back yard and put it in my back yard where I can see it," Porter said Monday. "I don't like this stock stuff. I don't like not being able [to rely on] this bond and that bond. Everything's funny. I don't trust nothing."

That's according to ESPN, but with a $32 million contract, Porter doesn't have much to worry about.