Mama Goes Where Papa GoesOr Papa don't go out tonightMama goes 'cause Mama knowsHe can't be trusted out of her sightMama's got a feelin' that she must be nearJust to help her Papa keep his conscience clearSo Mama Goes Where Papa GoesOr Papa don't go out tonight!No, Papa don't go out tonight!

Here's your bedroom slippers and your fav'rite pipeHere's your yellow bathrobe with the purple stripeHere's your armchair and the paper that you readAnd here's the lovin' mamaWho's got everything you needI've had plenty, Daddy, and you ain't the worstBut your Mama here believes in safety firstAnd any married woman will admit I'm rightA husband in the home is worth a dozen out of sight!

Mama's got a feelin' that she must be nearJust to help her Papa keep his conscience clearSo, Mama Goes Where Papa GoesOr Papa don't go out tonight,No, Papa don't go out tonight!