Spiders are cool! They crawl around, and they have eight legs, and some of them are really big. I don't get why people don't like them! Some of them are kind of cute. Even the big and poisonous ones, from a distance or a picture. I even want to get a pet tarantula! I like fuzzy spiders, but by far the coolest ones a common house spiders.

I hate crinkle cut fries. They're always so dry and gross, and literally all other fries are better. Even waffle fries! Even those burnt fries from the bottom of the fry order are better. Crinkle fries are horrible!