Honey, I’m Home!

just got back from a hectic ten days in germany. it was worth it. here is what i’ve seen since i’ve been there:
1) i’ve seen a man peeing on a wall.. 7ada mala da3y i ever see that in my opinion.
2) i’ve seen an old dude talking on the phone while olding -yep!- his penis! (what is up with them and their public display of genitals?)
3) a person came to me for directions to a place i didn’t even know existed, so i intentionally gave them the wrong directions.. (was that bitchy?)
4) my mom’s nurse totally crushed on me (ego boost!)
5) old men there loved me!
6) and such things like that ;D