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SHERMAN OAKS, California - Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski, a gynecologist in Sherman Oaks, California has found a unique way to attract new customers and to keep the ones he already has.
Dr. Differdinski, 43, recently stated that the number of tubal l...

When news broke this week that Apple Inc. is reportedly interested in investing in Twitter, the Twitter birdies were on a high. They stopped delivering tweets for a few minutes to celebrate.
"We couldn't be happier," chirped one of the birdies.

For once, the two gadgets see eye-to-eye. Ida iPad (the head of the Apple iPad labor union) and Katie Kindle (the head of the Amazon Kindle labor union) totally agree. There's a fantastic, but neglected, market out there to deal with the latest fas...

It was a press conference for the ages yesterday when Apple chose Grand CentraI Station as the venue for its announcement that the company plans to open a store in that very location. The Apple executives thought THEY would be the center of attentio...

Apple has recently unveiled their new product in their successful iPad range. Called the iBrick, the device is 30 feet long.
The new device is set to give customers the best way to experience new technology and make their everyday life more easier...

It's true. The technology revolution has reached the highest seat of power in Great Britain.
As might be expected, the Royal iPad 2 will be no ordinary iPad.
Apple hasn't revealed all the specifics regarding the special creation, but the...

No wonder there aren't enough iPad 2s to go around. An unnamed Apple official, who has spoken to the press on the condition of anonymity, admits what had only been a rumor: that many of the new iPads are disgracing the company and are in no conditi...

Apple CEO, Steve Jobs admits that the future of iPads lies squarely with females. "When it comes to thin, yet highly absorbent, women want it."
Jobs is talking about the new iPad 2 design which is 33 percent thinner than the original iPad and is...

Apple Inc. is expecting. Expecting what? you ask. Why the iPad 2, of course.
And rumor has it that the original iPads aren't happy about it at all. They're not quite ready to think about welcoming a new sibling. "What's to become of US?" they...

The new tablet computer, just introduced to the world at a Research in Motion (that's the BlackBerry company) developer conference in San Francisco, has gotten cheers from some and jeers from others. Apple iPads are in the latter group.
Could i...

Rumor is that the new addition will be called the BlackPad and will arrive in November. It'll be a tablet computer to compete with the Apple iPad and will be offered for sale by Research In Motion (the company that also sells the BlackBerry).
iPa...

The finance world was stunned on Tuesday to learn that Barnes & Noble, which owns 720 bookstores in the U.S., was considering selling the company.
Nooks, B&N's electronic readers, were shaken to the core by the announcement. "Who know...

Saturday's opening of an Apple store in Shanghai did not go exactly as planned. A dozen iPads did not do their company proud.
On their arrival on Thursday, they kept on ordering Chinese takeout and ate much more than they should have. Then, o...

A mere forty-eight hours after the release of the iPhone 4, Apple have announced that they are taking what they've learned from the iPhone and applying it to the iPad, which will be released on Monday.
Industry analysts have been caught on the bac...

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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!

Grumpy Trumpy

Grumpy Trumpy made quite a squall,Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall.All of Ailes' minions and all of Ailes' punditsCouldn't put his Party together again.

Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack

A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning

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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease

Self Righteous Wing Extremism

From the summit of Mt. Appalachia with arms raised skyward in a flagrant display of pompous pride and pretentiousness, self-ordained Pope Rick Santorum decreed that he and only he is holier than thou.

US Victim of OPEC Coup

In a sneakily sinister scheme the Oil Pumping Evil Countries (OPEC) dropped the price of crude oil to two cents per barrel, then conquered the US when consumers choked to death from car exhaust fumes.

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