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3. Attacking A 74-Year-Old Woman

In December 2004, an Atlanta mall Santa was taken away by cops after allegedly knocking a 74-year-old woman unconscious with a 2x4 wooden board. The reason? She apparently tried to swipe $145 worth of his Hersheys chocolates. Though the man tried to ditch the suit in efforts to get rid of the evidence, he was spotted fast and charged with two counts of aggravated assault. And hopefully smacked across the face with the world's biggest Hersheys bar.