Need Immediate Income - Help Please?

I'm in need of immediate income - whatever it is can be temporary, I just need to be able to pay my bills for a month or two. I lost my only source of income, and for some reason trying to follow guides etc that I find around the forum tend to NOT work for me considering the methods are already tapped out. So, basically, I need to replace the income I lost and try to get back on my feet for at least long enough to go find a job outside of home since this internet stuff keeps failing for me on my own projects.

I'm willing to do quite a wide range of work, but I am unable to use large amounts of bandwidth (I am on a slow connection). Also, I will NOT do manual link building, I can't stand it as I have a very hard time finding sources. Other than that, I'd love it if you'd PM me with some work so I can get started!

I'd also accept any tips or suggestions on how I can go about making my own money (money I'd see by this weekend). I've been trying, failing, and re-trying different things for over 4 years now and I think I am the actual definition of insanity - trying the same thing (working online) and expecting different results every time.

Sorry for boring you, if you're not interested in what I had to say. Best wishes to you.

You can try soliciting Local Google services around your area. Do the keyword research for say "restaurants in YOUR CITY STATE" and then get the search volume together for several keywords. Make sure they are local google, as in google places. Then call the local establishments and offer them ranking services and explain to them how they achieve more business over the internet. ETC. It's quite simple. Hope this help.

Aside from scamming someone there is no online income you will have by this weekend. Even if you do freelancing and it goes to your Paypal, it won't be in your bank account until next week.

Check out craigslist for gigs. Around this time there are often holiday parties, etc, where staff is needed on short notice. Then try to get a seasonal job. Work on building up a freelance business along the way so that you have something to rely on when you're done.

Offering to rank local business websites when you don't know how to deliver is fraud.

If you want to work online don't give up, but an offline job is usually much easier.

Offline, you could do this..
First make a note of what services are offered here and which ones you are confident about. There are plenty of good merchants, service providers here... make groups of certain services.

Then think of who closer to your home would need them. Think of friends and relatives first... they can be staying anywhere. Think if they could use these services for their businesses.

Then be bold, do a quick prayer from the heart if you're that type, and talk... meet people. Meet at least 10 people, call another 10~20. I think you can have something rolling soon enough.

Will pray for you to get what you need.

Think positive and pick up your butt. Make the list, begin with a shot one and begin talking confidently. It would help to do a in-mirror sales pitch! You talk your sales pitch to your reflection. See a confident super salesman there!

You may ofc do something different to get those funds lot quicker!

HTH

P.S.:
If you know marketing to a particular segment, I can help you get a tidy sum for your sweat, without any returns for myself in the process. If that solves your immediate problems, it would give me great pleasure indeed.

You won't be able to get money by this weekend even with PayPal. It takes time for the money to get deposited into your checking account. The only money that goes in fast is if you're a credit card merchant. That's in your account the next day but you have to be a merchant and sell things. Do you have enough around the house for a yard sale? Do you have anything you can pawn? Anything you can put on craigslist? You can ask the companies where you need to pay bills if you can make payment arrangements. That will give you some time to sell on ebay. But there really isn't anything out there that's fast.

There actually is! If he gets paid in cash for a service in the offline world. If he has contacts and a right product... Hope he makes it.

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That's a small issue... I live way out in the sticks, so there's nobody really around me, so I don't have contacts like other people do. I'd be on top of the world if someone, or a group of people, would give me about $400 worth of work to do to just get me through this week at the very least. I can write high quality blog posts or articles on any subject. I can do a whole boat load of stuff with Wordpress and other common scripts. I have no problem working with mainstream or adult content, either. The only thing I really cannot do is mass uploading/downloading due to a slow internet connection.

Offline marketing, etc, isn't exactly a possibility here because as I mentioned before, I live way out in a rural area and also because I need money to put gas into my car to be able to even attempt to market to anyone. No phones right now either, due to unpaid bills.

If you're willing to give me some work, feel free to contact me on Skype at username heekus

Edit: seeing my username really irritates me... I don't have a payday today, or anytime soon for that matter I should've chosen a different name.

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