Buy a Lifesize Urinary Bladder with Two Kidneys

If you’ve ever wondered just WHERE you could get yourself your very own life-size bladder and kidney replica, look no more. We’ve found it for you at Amazon.com.

These babies are “natural sized” and look just like what you carry around inside your torso (we assume). Also includes ureters, adrenal glands, a prostate of your very own and handy organ support base. The right kidney is even pre- sectioned for you!

You can take this bladder and hold it in your hand. Just think of how powerful you will feel.

What a superb gift for all your friends. We’re getting one for the office!