OP if you had said "she was sooo drunk and soo high she literally asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made,and it was all down hill from there, please come pick me up." You would have recieved the tfln award of the year.

I've been asked this as well. If she ever asks something like that again, punch yourself in the face as hard as you can and tell her it was because you had to be sure you could still feel pain after hearing that question