Mr Tourette

Mr Tourette - Bit More Specific T-Shirt
You’re going to have to be a bit more specific, yeah?
Last few available in Small and Medium.
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"Hello Mr Tourette, I run a complex financial services company previously known as a bank. Due to the fact we've fucked it right up we need a new logo so no-one knows who we are" later... "Yeah I thought it could stand for 'Till Fiddling Cash Rapist" "Brilliant that's the last thing they'd expect it to stand for. I might...

"Oh hello Mr Tourette, I need a new logo for my train company, to distract the passengers from the fact that it's fucking shit." "I've had a go on one of those in the transport museum" 'THE CRAWLING SHIT WEASEL WITH BROKEN PISS CUPBOARD' "I'm not sure about the font but it;s definitely in tune with the commuter mood" "Yeah...

"ahh Mr Tourette, I need a sign for my van, I offer a dog walking service for people who've got a dog but don't really want one" "get your shit bag out, that one at the front smells like it's about to pop." "how are you getting on? Oh for fucks sake" "cheers, you might want to get a roof...

"I need a sign for my new concept mobile restaurant, I wheel you around a supermarket, you buy the food then I heat it up in the microwave under the sea. It's for people that live on the go 24-7-365" "No problem, that'll look good with a big bit of plywood on top of it" Later... 'GARY'S SHITHOLE BUSINESS IDEA'...

"Aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service. We're looking for a solution that will work for the international market"
"You're talking my language"
Later... 'SEX TOURISTS'
"Oh my Christ"
"I know what you're thinking, a bit gloomy"