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Source: FacebookWe all know that D.C. stands for dabbling children, so it is always offensive that D.C. comics even puts the word ‘comic’ in their name. There is nothing comical about a grown man dressing up in tights and Corinthian leathers, secreting out into the moonlight to have his body ravaged and torn by the whips and whims of villains, all sweaty and musky as their grueling battles leave their thighs quivering in exhaustion upon collapse. But this is exactly what we find in every Batman comic and movie, with the whipping boy Robin always waiting in the bat cave, having a hot bath pitched so he can work out the kinks in Batman’s sore, tired muscles.

Up above we see Andy Biersack has taken on the cowl. Now that Nolan’s gritty Batman run is over, D.C. is already making moves to release their new Batman movie. Just like with the new Spiderman movie done by Marvel, DC is going with a leaner, smoother ‘emosexual hipster’ lead character to appeal to the younger audiences. I never thought I’d see the day Batman became even more effinimate, but that’s what we are seeing here.

If Andy Biersack is the powerman of the group, who are we going to see playing the role of Robin. Sheldon Cooper in Spandex? It would surely not surprise me. How many screaming fangirls are going to spend the entire movie watching this tightly clad Andy Biersack march around in his spandex, his dingaling barely hidden beneath the paper thin fabrics of his outfit.

It looks like the new Batman will be a throw-back to the campy Adam West version of the 1960s, meaning that drugs and free-love will return as central themes of the new games. It’s only appropriate that the Black Veil Brides are behind this new age of DC dominatrix twink fetish we see going on here. Oh and look, the new Batman also carries a communist iPhone with his logo on it. Andy Biersack Batman will probably be released in late 2013.

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The topic was about what I dressed up for on Halloween. We all know you dodged the question I posed because you never went out to a Halloween party. Because no one invited you. Because no one wants to be in your presence. Because you never leave your mom’s house. Maybe you should become a brony? OddAtheist, try to hold in your vomit and invite L.N. to hang out some time!

Is this an article or the beginning to a BatmanXRobin fanfiction? I can’t tell…

There are no plans for anymore Batman movies at this time… And no one would cast Andy Biersack as Batman (No offense BVB fans, but Andy is no Batman)… In fact, I’m not entirely convinced that’s even Biersack in the picture…

Last thing, you say the new Spiderman movie featured an “emosexual hipster” but the new movie is actually more accurate to the original source than the other trilogy of movies… He wasn’t an “emosexual hipster”… He was a nerd… An awesome nerd

This is funny… clearly, you guys have never head of a Halloween costume. There is no Batman movie coming out inn 2013… let alone a fetish one staring Andy Biersack. His favourite hero is Batman, and this picture was posted on October 31st. I figured someone on here would have enough common sense to deduce that this was a Halloween costume… but y’know it’s clear you can’t.
And @OddAtheist, yeah it’s Andy… he cut his hair. I do agree, he isn’t anywhere near Batman. I adore him and his band, but if they made a movie where he was Bruce Wayne… I’d probably cry.

Hello bitches!! Guess who’s back and is a glutton for punnishment!!
It’s been a while my christwire friends and I have to say, the articles here are getting worse and worse every day. I missed comming here though, the argument of weather or not these people need to get their heads out of their asses was definitely fun.

Andy has changed a lot since his last album Set the World on Fire. He cut his hair, he’s comming out with a new album, Wretched and Divine. I can’t wait to see when their closest concert is because I need to go. Last time I checked Andy was a big fan of Batman and was TAKING A PICTURE to MAKE IT FUNNY because he likes batman. This has nothing to do with whatever you paranoid freaks think.