I don’t want to get political or anything, but I just have to say that New York has been fun this week with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad cruising the city and enjoying the spotlight.

My gay friends have especially enjoyed his statements about Iran having no homosexuals and, now, they feel committed to go there and test it out. On the contrary, I have heard that gay sex may be quite common in Islamic countries because it is often not considered “real sex.”

Leave it to The Borowitz Report to deal with the issue: “Iran Invites UN Inspectors to Find Homosexuals in Iran, Permits Use of Advanced Gaydar.”