If anything at all, I think it's very strange that you're so... un-strange? Normal? I didn't think it was possible for someone to be so... you know, without eccentricities.

I do have my weird points, trust me. It's just that I downplay them around you. When there's already a Wonka in the room, someone had to play straight man.

Good point, there.

And, contrariwise, I think it's fascinating that you seem to have this compelling obsession with being the most unusual person in any given place or time. It's like you must always emphasise your weird qualities, and whenever someone says they do it too, you simply must mention more and more traits until you baffle them.

*laughs* No-one out-weirds me.

Yeah, like that. No-one is ever allowed to be more eccentric than you.

Do I do that? Seriously>

Yes, you do.

LaReAn omnivorous reader with a strangely retentive memory for trifles.