Having violated the art, music and film worlds, now infamous Scumdogs GWAR are coming for your comic books!

Do you need to be a GWAR fan to love this series? Hell no! There's loads of laughs and violence, fun, and social satire for everyone to enjoy!

Did you know GWAR isn't only the best heavy metal band in the known (and unknown universe) but they're ancient intergalactic aliens responsible for the creation of the human race? Read the GWAR mythos HERE and get up to speed!

THE STORY

Straight outta Antarctica, come along for a ride with heavy metal Gods of Gore and masters of all that lives GWAR, as they bumble their way through time, making friends, killing friends, and drowning the entire human timeline in blood, bile, and, err . . . other fluids, explaining once and for all the question on everyone's minds: "How the hell did we get here, and why is everything so damn effed up?!"

It's gonna be a bloodbath, a royal rumble, and the touching story of a boy and the dead dog he loves all rolled up into the awesomest and most violently vulgar time-travel comic story to ever grace your pathetic human eyeballs!

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WHY KICKSTARTER?

Making comics is a lot of work, and people don't work for free, or at least they shouldn't. Each page of this gorgeous art equals days of labor for the creative team. While we're not able to match DC or Marvel page rates, we feel it's important that folks are able to do things like eat and pay their bills while making rad comics.

NEED ASSISTANCE? HAVE QUESTIONS? WANT HELP ADDING TO YOUR PLEDGE? MEDIA WITH INTERVIEW REQUESTS? ---> E-mail me through Kickstarter or to mattminerxvx@gmail.com for help!

Risks and challenges

Let's be real: Kickstarters are a beast, and there are always going to be challenges, but I've run 2 successful comic Kickstarters in the past—so I know where the pitfalls are, I know how to hustle and how to promote, and I feel absolutely confident we can bang this out and make a very very cool book in the process.

There is a great publisher onboard to publish GWAR: Orgasmageddon, as long as we can pay the art and creator costs with the successful Kickstarter.

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Pledge $20 or more
About $20

KELLY WILLIAMS exclusive cover!

A paper copy of Kelly Williams' Sawborg Destructo variant cover GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 delivered to your mailbox anywhere in the world! Signed by series writer Matt Miner and sealed with a kiss (of death).

cover art: Kelly Williams
cover color: Matt Davis

This cover is limited to the Kickstarter and whatever handful the creators get. Will NOT be available in stores!

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Pledge $20 or more
About $20

CHRISTIAN DIBARI exclusive cover! MAGA

A paper copy of Christian DiBari's MAKE AMERICA GWAR AGAIN! variant cover of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 delivered to your mailbox anywhere in the world! Signed by series writer Matt Miner and sealed with a kiss (of death).

cover art: Christian DiBari
cover color: Mike Spicer

This cover is limited to the Kickstarter and whatever handful the creators get. Will NOT be available in stores!

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Pledge $20 or more
About $20

YILDIRAY CINAR exclusive cover!

A paper copy of Yildiray Cinar's GWAR group variant cover of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 delivered to your mailbox anywhere in the world! Signed by series writer Matt Miner and sealed with a kiss (of death).

cover art and color: Yildiray Cinar

This cover is limited to the Kickstarter and whatever handful the creators get. Will NOT be available in stores!

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Pledge $25 or more
About $25

NIX COMICS set signed by MATT MINER

Paper copies of NIX Comics Quarterly 7-9 delivered to your mailbox anywhere in the world! Signed by contributor and GWAR: Orgasmageddon co-writer Matt Miner, this set also includes a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 signed by Matt!

NIX Comics are a throwback to rock and roll 'zines of the 80s and 90s - indie comics with a punk rock edge.

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Pledge $40 or more
About $40

TOE TAG RIOT set signed by MATT MINER

Paper copies of TOE TAG RIOT 0-4 delivered to your mailbox anywhere in the world! Signed by wrier/co-creator of TTR and GWAR: Orgasmageddon co-writer Matt Miner, this set also includes a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 signed by Matt!

Toe Tag Riot is a fun and ultra violent gorefest about a punk band cursed to become zombies whenever they play their music. Being the ethical sometimes-zombies that they are, they use their newfound "powers" to rid the world of racists, homophobes and the like, culminating in a showdown with the Westboro Baptist Church.

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Pledge $45 or more
About $45

T-SHIRT! GWAR: Orgasmageddon BLACK T!

Get yourself a GWAR: Orgasmageddon T-shirt (BLACK), only available from this Kickstarter! This is a limited edition shirt and you either get it here or you don't ever get one, guys.

We're printing them in Mens/Unisex XS-4XL and Womens S-XL - and will ask for your sizes at a later date.

We'll also include a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 signed by writer Matt Miner!

WANT TO ADD A SHIRT TO ANOTHER PLEDGE? Manage your pledge and add $30 to your total and then send a message here on Kickstarter and let me know you're adding a shirt. We'll track all add-on items. International orders add $5 more ($35 total) to your add-on.

Kickstarter is not a store.

Pledge $45 or more
About $45

T-SHIRT! GWAR: Orgasmageddon WHITE T!

Get yourself a GWAR: Orgasmageddon T-shirt (WHITE), only available from this Kickstarter! This is a limited edition shirt and you either get it here or you don't ever get one, guys.

We're printing them in Mens/Unisex XS-4XL and Womens S-XL - and will ask for your sizes at a later date.

We'll also include a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 signed by writer Matt Miner!

WANT TO ADD A SHIRT TO ANOTHER PLEDGE? Manage your pledge and add $30 to your total and then send a message here on Kickstarter and let me know you're adding a shirt. We'll track all add-on items. International orders add $5 more ($35 total) to your add-on.

Kickstarter is not a store.

Pledge $45 or more
About $45

T-SHIRT! GWAR: Sawborg Destructo!

Get yourself a GWAR: SAWBORG DESTRUCTO T-shirt, only available from this Kickstarter! This is a limited edition shirt and you either get it here or you don't ever get one, guys.

We're printing them in Mens/Unisex XS-4XL and Womens S-XL - and will ask for your sizes at a later date.

We'll also include a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 signed by writer Matt Miner!

WANT TO ADD A SHIRT TO ANOTHER PLEDGE? Manage your pledge and add $30 to your total and then send a message here on Kickstarter and let me know you're adding a shirt. We'll track all add-on items. International orders add $5 more ($35 total) to your add-on.

Kickstarter is not a store.

Pledge $75 or more
About $75

ORIGINAL ART headsketch of GWAR char.!

One original 9x12 inked head sketch of ANY ONE character from GWAR lore (anyone from the band, or any enemies, side characters, you name it!) by series artist Jonathan Brandon Sawyer. We'll also send you a copy of issue 1 signed by writer Matt Miner.

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Pledge $75 or more
About $75

GWAR trading card set - signed!

Up for grabs are some sets of GWAR trading cards! These are super rare and not easy to find, but you can nab a set right here through this Kickstarter!

7 cards are signed by members of GWAR: Blothar, Beefcake, Jizmak, Pustulus, Balsac, Sawborg and Slave 1 (the one with a knight's helmet).

We'll also send you a copy of issue 1 of GWAR: Orgasmageddon, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $110 or more
About $110

BALSAC (YELLOW) print SIGNED by GWAR!

Pledge here for a super rad and limited to 15 pieces 11x17 print of Balsac in the style of the Cramps' "Bad Music For Bad People" album cover, signed by all of GWAR + artist Stephen Blickenstaff & co-writer Matt Miner!

art and color: Stephen Blickenstaff

Will be signed by GWAR : Beefcake, Balsac, Jizmak, Bonesnapper, Sawborg, Blothar, Pustulus.

We'll also include a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 signed by co-writer Matt Miner!

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Pledge $125 or more
About $125

ORIGINAL ART char design art!

One original 9x12 inked character design piece of one of the characters appearing in GWAR: Orgasmageddon, by series artist Jonathan Brandon Sawyer. These are the character design pieces used to create the book. A piece of GWAR and comic book history! We'll also send you a copy of issue 1 signed by writer Matt Miner.

Characters will be assigned at random and include Sawborg Destructo, Mr. Perfect (11x17 size for Mr Perfect), Blothar, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Jizmak, Pustulus Maximus, Beefcake the Mighty, Slymenstra Hymen, and Bonesnapper.

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Pledge $125 or more
About $125

Signed Poster: LUST IN SPACE (German)

A very large 33" x 23 1/4" German LUST IN SPACE tour poster, signed by the band!

A memento from a great tour where Sawborg really came into his own, this German edition poster is signed by: Balsac, Blothar, Jizmak, Beefcake, Bonesnapper, and of course Sawborg Destructo.

These are in good shape, but not perfect - nothing bad, but just beware for any incredibly particular paper collectors, there may be a little wrinkle or two, but nothing serious.

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

Kickstarter is not a store.

Pledge $125 or more
About $125

JOE SIMKO Screenprint: Signed by GWAR

Check out this beautiful Joe Simko screenprint! They're 24" x 16" and on heavyweight paper - this gorgeous work of gore was limited to only 250 pieces, is hand numbered and signed by Joe Simko himself!

Additionally, of course, GWAR has signed it too! Autographs on this print include Beefcake, Bonesnapper, Balsac, Blothar, Jizmak, and Sawborg!

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $150 or more
About $150

GWAR medallion - signed by the band!

Super awesome item for anyone who loves GWAR - this is a GWAR medallion like what Balsac the Jaws of Death wears and it's glorious. Measuring 8" x 8", it comes with an embedded chain so you can wear it to work, family dinners, your kid's baptism, etc.

Even baby dinosaurs are huge, so this monster is a full foot tall and ready to kill!

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $200 or more
About $200

BABY GOR GOR STATUE - Glows / Signed!

A great item for any fan of GWAR - this is a cast Baby Gor Gor statue, but what makes this one special (besides the fact that it's a mutant baby dinosaur addicted to crack) is that it glows in the dark!

No other glow in the dark versions of the Baby Gor Gor statue have been made to this date - will they ever? Maybe. But, maybe not. Right now it's a 1 of a kind item and it's signed by: Bonesnapper, Beefcake, Balsac, Pustulus, Jizmak, Blothar, and Sawborg!

Even baby dinosaurs are huge, so this monster is a full foot tall and ready to kill!

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $200 or more
About $200

Signed Poster w/ODERUS: BLOODY PIT

Up for grabs are 11" x 17" Jagermeister branded BLOODY PIT OF HORROR tour posters, signed by the band including ODERUS URUNGUS.

I don't think I need to explain how special these are - if you're looking at this reward then chances are you or someone you love is a GWAR fan and their lives were made better, more fun, more manageable by Oderus Urungus' existence. Buy this and frame it, display it with pride.

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $250 or more
About $250

ORIGINAL ART page from issue 1!

One page of original 11x17 GWAR: Orgasmageddon lineart from issue 1, chosen at random! This is your chance to own a one-of-a-kind piece of comic and GWAR history! We'll also send you a copy of issue 1 signed by writer Matt Miner.

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Pledge $300 or more
About $300

ORIGINAL ART: Sawborg Destructo cover!

Pledge for this and you're getting the amazing original art to Kelly Williams' Sawborg Destructo cover! This beauty is 11x17 and suitable for immediate framing and displaying wherever you need Sawborg's watchful glare.

We'll also send you a copy of issue 1 signed by series writer Matt Miner AND a copy of the Sawborg Destructo variant cover signed by Matt Miner.

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Pledge $400 or more
About $400

PAINTED DRUM HEAD - 14" Face Rip!

Original art on a painted drum head by the one and only Matt Maguire (aka Sawborg Destructo)!

This is the only time Matt's done this particular design, so get it while it's hot! This eye-popping art is on a 14" drum head and is signed by Balsac, Blothar, Bonesnapper, Sawborg, Beefcake, Jizmak, and Pustulus.

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $400 or more
About $400

PAINTED DRUM HEAD - 14" Skull

Original art on a painted drum head by the one and only Bob Gorman (Bonesnapper the Cave Troll)!

This stunning art is on a 14" drum head and is signed by Balsac, Blothar, Bonesnapper, Sawborg, Beefcake, Jizmak, and Pustulus.

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $500 or more
About $500

PAINTED DRUM HEAD - 16" Skull

Original art on a painted drum head by the one and only Matt Maguire (Sawborg Destructo)

This stunning Skull/Crossbones art is on a 16" drum head and is signed by Balsac, Blothar, Bonesnapper, Sawborg, Beefcake, Jizmak, and Pustulus. Sawborg even added a little sketch when he signed.

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

Kickstarter is not a store.

Pledge $700 or more
About $700

PAINTED DRUM HEAD - 22" Sawborg/Pustulus

Original art on a painted drum head by the one and only Matt Maguire (aka Sawborg Destructo)!

This is a rad battle scene between Sawborg Destructo, Pustulus Maximus and Mr. Perfect - grab it while it's here! This eye-popping art is on a 22" kickdrum head and is signed by Balsac, Blothar, Bonesnapper, Sawborg, Beefcake, Jizmak, and Pustulus.

We'll also send you a copy of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1, signed by series writer Matt Miner!

If you want to get this for a Holiday gift, we can rush this to you before the comic is done - email mattminerxvx@gmail.com to arrange (you'll have to add a few bucks shipping). Or you can wait and it'll all ship together when the comic is done.

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Pledge $1,000 or more
About $1,000

YOU'RE IN ISSUE 1 & KILLED BY GWAR!

Ultimate fanboy stuff right here - want to appear drawn into the pages of GWAR: Orgasmageddon #1 and then get killed by Gwar?!

OF COURSE YOU FREAKIN DO! WHO WOULDN'T??

Your likeness will be drawn into the book and brutally eviscerated by GWAR or Sawborg right there on the pages. This is an ultimate thrill for any Bohab... to be killed by the mighty mother effin' GWAR!

You'll get an amazing and bloody death, and in death you'll be immortalized on the pages of this story. Not to be missed!

We'll also send you a copy of issue 1 signed by series writer Matt Miner!