A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the manlooks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, Imean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grilland then went over to where his wife was working and measured hiswife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider thanthe barbecue grill!!!"The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, thehusband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife whocompletely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do youreally think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one littleweenie?"