Mass the troops in Kamchatka.

The route that I take to school everyday goes over a railroad track. It’s a pretty nice crossing. You can take it at speed if the idiot in front of you doesn’t slow down to a crawl. Usually there is no train, but I’ve traveled this route roughly 1,800 times now (this was my 10th year teaching at Lincoln Lutheran) and so I think it’s pretty safe to say that there’s been a train at the crossing at least 100 times.

However, there are usually never tanks on the train (and by usually, I mean except for this once). I believe they were being dispached to shore up our shaky border with Wyoming.

The going rate seems to be about $200 per ton, so a tank should be worth about $12,400. You’d think you could just drive them to the junk yard. Of course, then you have to have someone else to drive you back, then it’s just a big hassle. Nevermind. Train seems like the way to go.