I've been having the feeling that I'd like to contribute something here at Pedal-Omaha from time to time. This feeling is remarkable in that it's not unlike a strong deuce coming on after a couple bowls of steel cut oats. While the outcome is unquestionably great for me, what's left behind may not appeal to all, 'cause everyone agrees that they'd prefer their own brand.

In truth, if you've ever read my stuff, you already know that unlike the Queen of England, I do shit roses.