Am I mentally unstable?

Are you haveing mood swing? Do you hear voices? Do you see dead people? IAre you working for the goverment or are they listening to you? Can you read minds or have other super powers? Do you cry all the time? Take this quiz to find out if you are mentally unstable.
(Not intended to diagnose or be any type of substitue for medical help. For purpose of fun only. User assumes all responsibility.)

1

What do you see at night when you are alone infront of a mirror?

I don't know, my teeth?

A chorus of angels

Pumpkins

A river of tears

2

Who is the most powerful of all?

What difference does it make? It's not me.

The owner at the pumpkin patch down the road

The little fairies that fly around my head when i sleep.

I am...Duh!

3

What do you think of when you hear the words "A long and windy night"?

A wonderful creation by the all powerful

Lonliness

Pumpkin pie

Now how will the tooth fairy get here to bring me money for this tooth?

4

When you are driving in your car alone, what do you hear as you turn on the radio?

Sugar Plum Fairies

Smashing Pumpkins

Sigh just a song that reminds me how terrible things are.

"....I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm too sexy for...."

5

What is your favorite color?

White

Black

I don't know, I kind of like a few.

Orange

6

If you could have anything to eat right now what would it be?

A big bowl of ice cream

Pumpkins, pumpkins Pumpkins!!!!

A glass of wine and some bread

An apple of course, silly goose.

7

I believe in....

Nothing, there is nothing left to believe in.

The goverment is watching me take this quiz and trying to see if i am crazy

I can do no wrong, and everyone else needs to get of my back

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

8

I feel....

Like flying away into a magickal dust cloud

So sad, like crying...

Bored!!! Why do you think Im taking this quiz?

Like going to the store for some seeds

9

As we age, our minds change. How old are you?

21-30

0-10

11-20

31-99

10

If you could go any where in the universe, where would you go?

A farm way out west

...Uh... None of these. What lame choices!

Heaven

Never Never Land

11

I like to listen to...

Heavy Metal

Earthy sounding instrumentals

Only Holy music

lots of wind chimes and wind blowing and triangle sounds!

12

How much education have you had, as this determines use of mind?

Enough to know i will never amount to anything

really? I've completd enough to know this is not spelled rite

Only that which I was born with for I am already wise

Skool? or School? E-D-U- what?

13

Ok, we are almost done. Do you have children and if so how many as this can affect mental health.

4-5

6 or more

1-3

none

14

do You have a pet?

Yes, but its not a dog or a cat.

Yes, a lazy dog

No! what filth they cause

Yes, I have at least one cat

15

Last question. Without looking, what was the name of this quiz? Memory is importaint when determining mental health status.