Friday, December 08, 2006

Bank of America Sings U2's 'One'

Click here to see one of the most cringeworthy 'performances' ever recorded. If you make it through the entire 5 minuted you're a stronger person than me. Update Simon: Here is the video. It is indeed terrible

OH MY GOD!! I totally love those guys!! When I was in school with Jim "Who's Your Daddy" Debois at community college, he was FREAKIN AWESOME!! He was the singer for this band called HOST, and they played sorority ice cream socials wearing giant tick suits. SO HOT. I did a three-way with both he and Ethan. We all stayed in touch even though we works for like the GREATEST compnay on the planet, B of A. Their CEO, Ken Lewis is like, very cool too. He reminds me of Montgomery Burns. Jim and Ethan told me that Ken invited them to dinner and presented them with super-groovy plague, I mean plaque, and gave them tons of Spirit Points to spend in corporate store. HOW RIGHTOUS IS THAT? He sent me an 'Official Bank of America Purple Kool-aid' cup. I am dancing a jig over it. I mean, how lucky can one girl--oops, I mean BANK--be! That's all for now. Gotta go take my meds.