If Videogames Were Based on Your Actual Life

Tailgate that school bus, illegally use the HOV lane, fuck it, don't let anybody merge; do whatever it takes to keep your job. Praised as the most realistic late for work simulator on the market, see for yourself just how fun brushing your teeth in the car really is. "Ready, Set, GO!"

Graduation's over, and you majored in comparative literature... Uh Oh! Described by Game Informer as "the most depressing thing ever," and "The Sims without the cash cheat," experience the wonder and excitement of moving back in with Mom and Dad! Can you at least convince them that "statue" buried in your hamper is totally not a bong?

Men know it better as the "scariest fucking game in the world." Losing sets you back 18 years and countless thousands of dollars. Careful, you may not wanna play this one.

The first game to make you truly hate life and fantasize about suicide! Experience firsthand how one person can singlehandedly cause so much damage to your heart and wallet. Oh well, at least she left the toaster oven!

Your flight out of New York's been delayed, and you'll surely miss your connection! How long can you take fighting with the airline before you realize your bags are missing and you left your belt at security? Oh well, maybe you can use your meal vouchers at the bar!

Instantly miss college as you now spend your days filing meaningless paperwork and counting the minutes till lunch! Steer clear of computer crashes and sexual harassment suits and you'll be on your way to middle management. But in the end, discover it's not what you know... but who you know!