July 4, 2012

by Joel Derfner

As Mike and I were watching Teen Wolf this evening:

ME: God, I would love to be a werewolf.
MIKE: You would love to be anything that would allow you to control and hurt other people.
ME: That’s true.
MIKE: Which is why you should be a doctor.
ME: No, because I would need not to get caught, and doctors get caught, don’t they?
MIKE: I wouldn’t know. I’m a very sweet doctor.
ME: Or that’s what you lead people to think.