Since this is what’s passing for movie news today, here’s a clip from Religulous featuring Bill Maher arguing about evolution with Arkansas Senator Mark Pryor. Personally, I think it’d be a lot more interesting if Pryor had to carry a trident and fight a monkey wearing a helmet that says "Evolution".

You’re on a serious "WILL" kick today. All these powerful declarations are getting me hot.

08.11.08 at 2:35 pm

Lester Hayes Mayes

You’ll never get Sen. Mark Pryor to admit that he is descended from monkeys, no matter how many Richard Pryor movies you show him.

08.11.08 at 2:35 pm

Michelle07

Vlance WILL get you off.

08.11.08 at 2:35 pm

Fek'lhr

Lince, that’s "Evilution". Get it right!

08.11.08 at 2:36 pm

Fek'lhr

The Mighty Fek’lhr solemnly swears on Kahless’ Blade that He will not spaz out in this thread on tis issue.

08.11.08 at 2:37 pm

Crapbasket

Me either<bites tongue>

08.11.08 at 2:40 pm

Burnsy

I believe in evolution, but I’m not a descendent of monkeys. I evolved from a brontosaurus raping a rhino.

08.11.08 at 2:41 pm

Crapbasket

Bummer thing is that about 75% of the time I agree with what Bill says, I just hate the way that he says it, like a total pompous concieted fucking asshat. Fuck man, maybe more people would listen to what you had to say if the way you said it didn’t make even those that agree with you want to sodomize you with a post hole auger.

08.11.08 at 2:41 pm

Rotwangchung

I’m scared of evolution…specifically, I’m scared of homo erectus…but only because I’m petite and I want dinner first.

08.11.08 at 2:42 pm

jokerswild

Post-hole Auger Sodomization would NOT make a great band name.It would however be fun to put up flyers all over town with that term on them.

08.11.08 at 2:45 pm

Aimless Leon

I hereby support Evolution. The comedy trio act of Mulder/Stifler/Orlando made it awesomely bad, instead of just bad.

08.11.08 at 2:46 pm

ShallowThinker

If evolution is real then why is it still so damn hard to suck your own penis? Man has been trying to thousands of years and I still have to hire a prostitute to stand on my back so that I can kiss my weener.

08.11.08 at 2:46 pm

Donkey Hodey

If evolution isn’t true, then how’d we get AIDS from monkeys?Oh. What? You think it was missionary or doggy style?

08.11.08 at 2:46 pm

JHC

::fights urge to make retired Knicks player joke::

08.11.08 at 2:46 pm

Rotwangchung

I keep callin’ the cops to get them to issue an Amber Alert for a transitional species, but mostly they just stop by my office, taze me and leave. Science is hard.

08.11.08 at 2:46 pm

Crapbasket

I had a Homo Erectus Set when I was a kid. It only built a Miata or a retro disco dance club.Lame.

Bill Maher called Michael Stipe to ask him about his religion, but he was too late.

08.11.08 at 2:53 pm

Rotwangchung

I showed a picture of Carrot-Top to an evolutionary biologist and he quit his job and enrolled in Bob Jones University.

08.11.08 at 2:53 pm

Madmartigan

The best thing about this story is the Playgirl cover below.Bruce Jenner fucking rocks.

08.11.08 at 2:53 pm

jokerswild

In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its… …mutant fish hands… and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a… monkey-fish-frog… And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey… and that made you!So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations! God, I used to love that show!

08.11.08 at 2:53 pm

snazzyjas11

My theory is that humans actually evolved from squamata; so really we have a little talking snake inside us all. Mine won’t shut up.

08.11.08 at 2:56 pm

Madmartigan

The best thing about this story is the avatar photo to the left.God I’m awesome.Did I say God? I meant to say "I’m awesome."

08.11.08 at 2:57 pm

Eibmoz

I hate Bill Maher so much, that I am sure he was dropped on the earth as a piece of steaming shit.

08.11.08 at 2:57 pm

Donkey Hodey

My response to somebody trying to argue evolution or creationism to me is to start fucking a sheep. I let them decide whether I’m sufficiently de-evolved to be doing that in front of them or whether I’m just acting pastorally to the animals which were created for us.

08.11.08 at 2:58 pm

Donkey Hodey

For an encore, I start eating a baby to shut people up about nature vs. nurture.

Bill Maher and Dennis Miller need to be placed in a tiny room together with one N0 2. pencil and told that no one leaves until one of them is dead. Let’s see who’s evolved then. Did I mention the pencil isn’t sharp?I fucking hate Bill Maher.

08.11.08 at 3:14 pm

Michelle07

Oh man Eibz, I was looking forward to it too. Shit, and Harry loves everything. It must reeeally blow.

08.11.08 at 3:15 pm

JHC

Godspeed Jangle Leg.Yo hands are soff and supple. Like a laday’s.

08.11.08 at 3:19 pm

Eibmoz

I know, Michelle. And, I still have to see it, as my son is waiting for it.

08.11.08 at 3:22 pm

Burnsy

I just got an invite to a screening of Tropic tonight. It’s like I ate a Viagra tree.

08.11.08 at 3:24 pm

Stone Soup

It’s a Viagra bush, Burnsy.

08.11.08 at 3:27 pm

Aimless Leon

New up, but does it count if I’ve already seen the clip a billion times?

08.11.08 at 4:13 pm

Darth T

Bill Maher is a douche. Fuck him and his fucking Michael Moore rip off of a film.What proof of God? [www.wwtdd.com] right there!Talking snake? My talking snake tells me I want to do all sorts of un-seemly things to her. The least of which is bricking a money shot in her face.

08.11.08 at 6:52 pm

Nominus

Why? I doubt he’s presenting any new thoughts or ideas. So what, he’s just picking on the kid that every loser douche picks on because it’s an easy target? I mean, at the quantum level, all space and time breaks down. You could enter the quantum world, then come out at any place or even any time. Just before the big bang, when time started, there was nothing. No existence. It just sucks that one moment there was no existence, then BAM! Existence. Existence sparked into existence, just so this douche could get cheered on by idiots who don’t form their own ideas. Your causality can blow me, Bill Maher.

08.12.08 at 12:48 am

almostthere

Bill Maher can’t suck his own dick because he has a leaky vag instead. It has nothing to do with evolution.

08.12.08 at 3:04 pm

StanGable1984

i love all the ass hats here who say they hate maher for ‘talking down to these people’… yeah these people that believe this shit should definately NOT be spoken down too…* *=sarcasm