Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Josh Johnson has shorn his curly locks to comply with team policy, but unlike Jose Reyes' discarded dreadlocks, JJ's hair is not valuable enough to auction off on eBay. Instead, he has donated it to Locks of Love, a very worthy charity.

Our alternative suggestion: Bake the hair into some brownies and make Ricky Nolasco eat them. Perhaps there will be enough residual mojo left in the clippings to help turn around Nolasco's recent regression.