Historically, Connmed was for Argentina’s medical societies with networking and information tools to enable medical science-based growth of institutions and optimal use of resources. See also ASOCIACIÓN MÉDICA ARGENTINA.

Addiction psychiatrist —

“Say no to drugs. But if you’re already talking to drugs then you’re probably already on drugs.”

Allergist (immunologist) —

“Thank goodness for asthma. I love allergy testing so I can tell people they are allergic to weird stuff. (Like sex, for example, we test for that). “

Anesthesiologist —

“They spend all day in their pajamas putting people to sleep.”

Cardiologist —

“It sure is nice to have a whole career based on just one small part of the body.”

Cardiovascular surgeon —

“We get to say the funnest things, like ‘his heart stopped during surgery, but now he’s okay‘.”

Colon and rectal surgeon —

“You can get used to anything. Certain smells go along with this job.”