3) and now my favorite....Pepe is sick of being the " poorest " player in Real Madrid ( everyone can afford 25 cars and he only 20 :-( )...I understand you Pepe I totally do!!! sooo what's the solution??? GO TO THE BARCELONA!!!

Are brothers Grimm making these headlines?! Don't get me wrong in todays football everything is possible but c'mon...keep it real!

The cure for press C R A P is the Special One!!! :-) according to Marca.com

The S1 controls security,travels,hotels,doctors,press,KITCHEN:-) ,GARDENING-my favorite one :-),public activities for the players...I wonder did he approve CR Armani commercial :-) I know i do!!!

In other headlines-and this one is for my Red devils- mighty Van de Sar may retire at the end of a season!!! Maybe Sir Alex was really looking De Gea after all in Valencia...The answer depends on his form after the Christmas.

And saving the best for the end- the IT scandal of the moment-Sergio Ramos vs Catalan :-)