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godly1966 on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89167
Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:04:42 +0000godly196689167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>lets all do the conga
</p>Perks on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89003
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:36:25 +0000Perks89003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>All these fish puns are sole destroying. I'd throw my self in the water if oxford Had docks
</p>Ironduke on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89002
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:35:57 +0000Ironduke89002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>A legendary tale of a smart arse vet student sitting his finals. In your finals, its always clinical stuff that gets examined, but theoretically it could be any part of the entire course. In the very earliest lectures of the training, anatomy of frogs, fish etc are discussed before you move on through a vast number of other rather boring subjects until you get to the proper clinical stuff of actually treating dogs, cats, horses, cows etc which forms the content of the final exams.</p>
<p>Our hero sits down in front of the two Professors for his viva, the last candidate of his year. He knew he'd passed, they knew he'd passed, and the viva exam was a formality.</p>
<p>The two professors had been waiting for him, it was the end of a long run of examining, they wanted a little fun.</p>
<p>They pointed to a bucket beside them, in which a rainbow trout was swimming round.</p>
<p>"Right. Can you tell us the sex of this fish?"</p>
<p>Our hero wasn't fazed.</p>
<p>He bent down, scooped it up, gave it a sniff and said "Female. Definitely female".
</p>rikkor on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89001
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:29:02 +0000rikkor89001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>There was an ad for "fist dating", but that was before some of our more extreme posters left.
</p>dvo4fun on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88999
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:22:50 +0000dvo4fun88999@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Could it be a dating site for women who smell like fish perhaps. Or men I suppose
</p>John Ffitch-Rucker on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88900
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:46:16 +0000John Ffitch-Rucker88900@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Dear Cod! Any more of these puns and I’ll need a roach!
</p>rikkor on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88878
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:27:25 +0000rikkor88878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Oh, so you think we shad stop now.
</p>thisisall1word on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88876
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:08:06 +0000thisisall1word88876@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Just looking for a little roe-mance?</p>
<p>OK - that's enough.
</p>Screenie on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88854
Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:35:48 +0000Screenie88854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Cheers Duke, Job done.
</p>Ironduke on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88769
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:28:25 +0000Ironduke88769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>'can't make it come up now though'</p>
<p>try this:</p>
<p><a href="http://animals.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/fish.html" rel="nofollow">http://animals.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/fish.html</a></p>
<p>some pretty racey close-ups there
</p>thisisall1word on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88764
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:05:47 +0000thisisall1word88764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I also had a thing for Leslie Ash. Does that count?
</p>thisisall1word on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88763
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:04:31 +0000thisisall1word88763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>And a mate of mine in a band used to date loads of fish, often double timing them. He was a bass player.
</p>thisisall1word on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88762
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:03:13 +0000thisisall1word88762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I went out with a small fish once as I wanted to meet a date who was a little coy.
</p>rikkor on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88758
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 22:56:08 +0000rikkor88758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Stop carping about the targeted ads.
</p>Vertically Challenged Giant on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88753
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:59:29 +0000Vertically Challenged Giant88753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I'm getting the fish dating banner ad at the top of this page now.</p>
<p>It has a picture of a woman, and a picture of a bowl of goldfish, doesn't make it clear whether she's dating one or all of the fish though.</p>
<p>Also a union jack, very patriotic thing to do is fish dating.
</p>Perks on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88747
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:37:28 +0000Perks88747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I like the targeted adverts on here. Must be word association, as after reading some off the pieces the adverts seem inapropriate
</p>John Ffitch-Rucker on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88737
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:22:40 +0000John Ffitch-Rucker88737@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>There was one there earlier. I thought ‘this isn’t the plaice for sites like that’, then went back to lifting my barbels.
</p>shitsu_tonka on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88736
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:22:39 +0000shitsu_tonka88736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I keep getting 'timeless pearl necklaces' which because I'm very immature makes me snigger.
</p>Screenie on "Is there occasionally a banner at the top of this site advertising 'Fish dating'"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88730
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:16:36 +0000Screenie88730@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I swear I saw one out of the corner of my eye just as I clicked off the page, can't make it come up now though.
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