I got the best spam today

Sometimes a spam will make me fall from my seat with laughter. It's rare, but it happens, and it might just redeem the whole unsolicited bulk hlagh world from horrible, nasty, painful and extended spikey death to a mere horrible, painful and extended spikey death. Anyway, without further ado.. I give you:

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