Troll Dempster

I was all geared up for a fitting sendoff to one of the most annoying Cubs since Kevin Millar farted his way around Spring Training that one year. But then TrollDempster, whose last great prank occurred during the 2008 NLDS, appeared. Dempster apparently was awakened from a nap to the SHOCKING news that the Cubs were trying to trade him. How this is news to him is staggering. Anyhow, I was hoping to report good news today, but instead I just have the internet’s 154th-newest meme: TrollDempster. Infinite hanks to Slak for this idea. Oh, and if you want to create your own TrollDempster, you can go here. Or tweet about him here.

If the cubs really want to fuck with him they should make his next start(s) 4 2/3 innings then take him out so he can’t get the win – if they are leading that is -if they are losing make him pitch 9

FrankS

Dempster is still a Cub. I’m guessing Dempster prefers LA because of his bromance with Ted Lilly. If the Cubs can’t make some decent trades, then this whole season was for nothing. Most fans knew the team was going to be bad, but we were all looking forward to getting some good prospects to build this team’s future. Right now it looks like little to nothing is going to happen.