Thursday, July 18, 2013

the boy behind the blog

June questions:1. Does your wife/girlfriend/fiance use your real name or a nickname on her blog?Both. Really?Christopher or Honey Buns or something like that. Haven't you? I think you have.I'll have to check.2. If you had a blog, what would the title be? Error 404, File Not Found.I bet there's no error404filenotfound.blogspot.com if you want it.I'm good.Would you ever do a guest post on this blog?Yes.About what?Sure.Thank you for clarifying.3. Do you ever feel ignored by her because of the blog?No. Not at all.You've never come home and thought all I did that day was blog?No, but even if you did that wouldn't be a problem.(He's the best blog husband.)4. How has her blog changed or evolved throughout your relationship? Less about babysitting. More frequent references to how I frustrate you, even if it's in a playful manner.5. What is your favorite post on her blog?The button one where you said you'd marry me.July questions:1. What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?Steve Buscemi or Paul Giamatti.Who should play me?You should.You want somebody else to play you and me to play me?Oh no! I just couldn't think of anyone pretty enough to play you. 2. What is your dream car?Ford Explorer with the gas mileage of an electric car.What color?Green.3. Do you have any tattoos? What, where, why?Yes, everywhere, lots of things, various reasons.(Editors note: very accurate answer.)4. List 3 random facts about yourself...I can wiggle my ears.Can you? Do you want to show me? That's fascinating! I'm so glad we had this conversation.I like spy novels. That's a boring fact that doesn't mean anything.I enjoy minor league baseball.Who's your favorite minor league baseball team?I don't have one.What about the Pawsox?Never seen them play.You don't want to say they're your favorite because they're my favorite?No because they might not be my favorite.

Army wife, mother, borrower of all the cute children I come across, laugh-er at very inopportune moments, and matchmaker. I am an excessive user of commas, parentheses, italicizing, and exclamation marks. I'm proud to say I can hang a spoon from my nose. Clearly my talents are just endless.