It used to be that, when a woman went pink, she would get a check for $300 and a pair of special SG panties. I think that it was $300. Now, it is $500. Do they still get the panties? I thought that was one of the really cool things about SG, when I joined all those years ago.

On the shop page, the men's t shirts do not have a 2XL size. This is a problem for men like me who like food too much. Much too much. I really like food. My exercise is simply lifting wights.

Wendy unpacked a few boxes. Some books and DVDs she cannot live without. Dildos and harnesses for strap ons. Wendy really likes dildos and strap on sex, but is a little cool with vibrators. Aisha let her use her eroscillator, and Wendy was just about screaming. Most women really love that little thing, though Aisha is not one of them.

Wendy also unpacked Lorne. Lorne is a light green glass bong with a pre cooler. I am not quite sure what that means, but Courtney and Megan cooed over it. Wendy also unpacked an airtight glass jar with something to use in Lorne. Talk about ingratiating yourself with the hosts! This is better than baking cookies.

Courtney and Megan like to smoke pot in Mexico because it is virtually legal. Wendy, however, has someone she trusts. Aisha is not tempted because she is certain that it will be more powerful than she would be comfortable with.

Could you get Wendy interested in a vaporizer? Lessens the smoke.
Otherwise I would go the old college school days of towels under doors, candles and filling an empty paper towel tube with fabric softner sheets and blowing through that.