[] You have eaten fish food.
[x] You have eaten dog food.
[] You have eaten cat food.
[x] You have run into a glass door.
[] You have eaten an ant
[x] You have eaten grass.
[] You have licked a tree.
So far:3
[x] You have polka dotted underwear.
[] You have pink underwear.
[] You had contests with your friends to see who can create the nastiest burp.
[x]You have screamed a random word in public.
[x]You wave at people you don't know.
[x] You have flushed the toilet because you were bored.
[x] You have slapped yourself out of boredom.
So far:8
[x] You sing the "FUN" song.
[x] You hold conversations with a pillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc.
[] You dream of llamas coming out of peoples' butts.
[] You think people who eat brains are cool.
[] You sing karaoke even though you know you're horrible
[] You know how to spell "supercallafragalisticespialadosious" by heart.
[x] You make up your own words and use them with people who have no clue what they
mean.
So far:11
[] You have a new haircolor every 5-7 months.
[] You have striped socks and you have wore them so people can see them.
[] You have hugged a random person.
[x] You have ran up+down the stairs cuz u were bored
[x] You have created a puppet show with your socks out of boredom.
[] You have imagined people saying "bla" and blowing up.
So far:13
[x] You just tried imagining people saying "bla" and blowing up.
[] You are addicted to the Anamaniacs themesong.
[] You are addicted to "The Pinky and the Brain" theme song.
[x] You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes.
[x] You talk to yourself.
[x] You have conversations with your imaginary friends.
TOTAL: 17
Count them all up, and multiply by 3.
Oh noo!!!!!I`m 51% stupid!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!....wait how`s that new to
me????!

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mean????!!!.........................LOL JK~~!!!i no i`m stupid but
not that stupid~!