I don't like to suggest this, but if we give Chris Grayling £1m and tell him to fuck off, a long way off, it will be a damn sight cheaper for us tax payers and less damage will be done to the country.Probation service to be renationalised? https://t.co/WlaBK0F1iC

somehow, and i don't know how this happened, in among the brexit chaos with its bad faith arguing and blackboard scraping awfulness, chris grayling just quietly fucking up has acquired a kind of dignity

If Chris Grayling is secretly working for @jeremycorbyn to expose the inherent flaws of privatisation and make the case for nationalised public services, the man's a genius. If not, he's the most inept Cabinet Minister of all-time. And it's a crowded field. #FailingGrayling