So, just cos I like making a complete fool of myself I'm gonna post my predictions for how the World Cup will pan out for the nations involved (and I may change my mind several times before it starts). Feel free to question my predictions or post your own.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....BestFerdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.WorstFerdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.