Nature abhors a vacuum. So does my cat.

The usual complaints

How can writing so void of analysis and content, based on innuendo and false assumptions be so widely admired?

Slow news day.

Follow the money.

There's a law which I haven't formed completely which notes that those who complain the most about the comments have the least to say. On the other hand, when some does a rewrite to your intern's story, you know that they are reading you quite carefully.

There's always "Muphry's Law", which states that those who criticize your spelling are most likely to have mispelled a word.

I can’t believe you let this Communist write for you.
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You remove the conservative posts but not the socialist ones.
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If you can’t spell nucular you shouldn’t be writing about it.