Alex: BUT! Look at what I found. (Takes some stuff out of Justin's bag). The family wand and the book of forbidden spells. Justin took it out of the lair without permission! My respect for you is increasing.Justin: I didn't take it, dad gave it to me.Alex: ...And it's SHRINKING again.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Alex (Wanting to go to a party): Dad, please, I'll just pop in, it'll be so quick--Jerry: Ah-ah, no popping. You heard what your mother said.(Alex groans).Jerry: And just so we're clear: no walking, flying, teleporting or popping out of this building while we're gone. understood?Alex: (Sigh). Understood.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Max: (After his father tells him to surrender his wand). What? I can't give up my wand. Dad, there's so many spells I haven't even gotten the chance to do yet!Jerry: Max--(Max waves his wand and performs a spell).Jerry: ...Goats?Max: (Confused). They were supposed to be tigers...--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Sticky note to yourself: Do not forget sticky notes. Aahhh!--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Justin packs for their vacation).

Theresa: (About the beach resort they're visiting). You know, it's where your father and I first met each other.Alex: (As they walk out the door). ...She's going to tell it...Justin: ...Oh, please don't tell it...Theresa: Did I ever tell you the story?Max: ...And she's telling it.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (The kids complain about their mother going down memory lane).

I have never been more happy to be somewhere I didn't want to be in my ENTIRE life!--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Alex, as they reach the beach resort).

Theresa: (Coming into the room). What is going on? Where's everybody going?Max: Oh, I'm going snorkeling. Once you get used to swimming in the fish's toilet bowl, it's awesome.Justin: To see the ruins. The most important battles of the first and third troll wars were fought there.Alex: I don't know but I'm getting out of here.(shrugs).--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Theresa tries to round up her family).

Jerry: (After Max uses real magic on the phony magician). What were you thinking?Max: Is it my fault that the guy's a great magician? (Jerry shakes his head, disapproving). Alright, look, I知-- I知 sorry, but it was just training magic! What's the big deal? I promise you, nobody's gonna figure out that we're wizards.Archie: (Coming up after them). You're wizards!Max: ...Maybe just one person.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Archie: We're wizards, too!Justin: You're wizards? (laughs). Ah, I don't think so.Archie: Well, not now, I mean, obviously... but we were, I swear! (raises a hand). Wizard's honor. (Giselle the parrot raises a wing). I was born a wizard but I lost out the wizard competition to my know-it-all older brother.Alex/Max: (scoffing). I know the feeling.(Justin throws them an unamused look).--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

The stone is our only hope of restoring Giselle back to her former beautiful self! (To Giselle). Not that you're not beautiful right now: You're beautiful, you're gorgeous... just light.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The movie (Archie compliments the parrot).

Well, every castle needs a princess, right? No? Okay.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Alex, as she crashes into some kids' sand castle).

Justin: (When Alex confesses she used magic to get the wind to blow on him while he was windsurfing). You? No, no, no, that's impossible. You can't do weather spells unless you have a wand, or you use... (Alex smirks). ...You have the spell book. (Alex continues to smirk). You're not even gonna try to deny it?Alex: Why?--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Alex: Okay, so here's the fun, blackmailing part: let me use the wand or I値l tell dad you really did take it without permission this time.Justin: Fine, then... I値l tell dad you took the book.Alex: So? I知 not the good one.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Justin: Did you do the spell?Alex: ...I did a spell...--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Justin: ...Did dad just call me 'dude'?Jerry: (Giving Theresa a once-over). Ah, ah, dibs!Justin: ...Why are mom and dad acting like they don't know each other?(Jerry uses a spell to grow a beautiful flower on a nearby bush).Justin: ...And why is dad using magic?! Dad is not supposed to have magic!(Jerry gives the flower to a girl that passes by).Justin: ...And why is he giving flowers to other girls?! Alex, what did you DO?!(Alex cringes).Alex: See? This is what you get for letting me use the wand! (Walks away. Justin glares at her).--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Justin: (As Max walks into the room). Alex, do you want to tell our little brother what you did? (Alex opens her mouth to answer, Justin interrupts). She got in a huge fight with mom and dad and used the family wand--Alex: That you gave me!Justin: --This is not my fault!-- To wish that mom and dad had never met, and now they haven't. It's exactly like it was twenty years ago: They don't know each other, and they don't know us.Max: Huh, so we have no parents anymore. I知 confused, I mean, is this a good thing or a bad thing?Alex: Kid's got a point.Justin: This is a very, VERY bad thing! And once again proves why I don't do bad things: Because whenever I do, more bad things happen.Alex: So you're admitting that this is kind of your fault.(Justin starts to say something, then cuts himself off).--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Hurt. Angry. Plotting revenge and oddly disappointed I don't have a mother to say 'I told you so.'--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Alex, after Javier shows her he's only inviting her to the party to get her to take more windsurfing lessons).

Justin: Since you're a full wizard, can I ask you a question?Jerry: Sure!Justin: Suppose, ah, a young... stupid... selfish... inexperienced--Alex: He gets it.Justin: --Wizard accidentally wished that her parents had never met before. What do you do to fix that?Jerry: I have no idea. I'm glad that wasn't on my exam! (laughs).--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Jerry: But they'd have to do something pretty fast, you know, to prevent any serious permanent damage.Max: Serious?Alex: Permanent?Justin: Damage?--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Justin: Max, stay here and make sure mom and dad don't get in any trouble.Max: Trouble? They're old! What, what kinda trouble do you think they're gonna get into?Justin: Hmm, I don't know... meet other people, fall in love, have kids--Max: Oh, okay, alright, I'll keep an eye on them.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Jerry and Theresa don't remember each other or their kids, so Max has to babysit).

Alex: ...This is a flyer for an all-you-can-eat special at the crab shack.Archie: Oh, oh! oh, don't wanna lose that. best flan in the island.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (As Archie tells Alex & Justin he can give them the map to the stone of dreams).

In my defense, I haven't showered in, like, two days.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Alex, as Archie pulls a map out from behind her ear).

Justin: It says the path will only reveal itself to those whose intentions are pure. So, me. (Scoffs). Obviously.Alex: Normally I'd object, but... even I can't make that argument.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Alex: Hey! I've got an idea: Why don't I lead and YOU follow?Justin: Um... Maybe 'cause you can't read a map? Or a compass. Or SPANISH.Alex: Well, I know enough not to walk into a giant spider web.Justin: (Jumps back, scared). Get it off of me! Get it off! (Realizes Alex was lying and stops).Alex: (Laughing). Oh, that never gets old! you were screaming like a little girl... (Steps back into a REAL giant spider web). Yeek! Get it off me, get it off me!
(Justin smirks at her).Alex: That doesn't count. I actually AM a little girl.Justin: We'll never speak of this again, agreed?Alex: Agreed.--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Justin: You can't go two seconds without criticizing me, can you? (Alex stares at him). What?Alex: You're right! I can't. The will to mock is just too great.Justin: Will you please just do this my way?Alex: Why do we have to do everything the way you do magic?Justin: You mean perfectly?Alex: I mean annoyingly.Justin: There's a right way to do things and that's the way I like to do 'em-- Another twenty feet in this direction-- You know, you might wanna try it sometime. (frowns). Why are you getting taller?Alex: Oh, because you couldn't stop being perfect long enough to realize that you're standing in quicksand. (Smiles condescendingly at Justin).--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ().

Alex: Okay. (grabs the map from Justin's hand).Justin: (Sinking in quicksand). Not funny!Alex: (Opens the map). Now maybe we can get someplace, huh? (Tries to read the map). Okay, so we're here and we need to get there...Justin: (Frantic). You're holding it upside down! Grab on to something--Alex: Oh! (Laughs and turns the map around). Well, that makes it better! ...Not really.Justin: (Still frantic). I'm sinking!Alex: Needs one of those little X thingies like at the mall, you know...Justin: (Still frantic). Alex, grab onto something, I'm sinking!Alex: Oh, wait! Here we are: bottomless pit of death, and we need to go towards some squiggly things...Justin: They're called mountains! Alex! Seriously! Please just--Alex: Okay, sure. Mountains. Psh.Justin: (Still frantic). There's small animals in here!Alex: (Looks up towards the horizon and sees mountains). Oh, wait! There they are! That was easy!--Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (Alex reads the map as Justin sinks in quicksand).

(Alex extends a branch to help Justin out of the quicksand, but then moves it away from his reach).Alex: Will you let me be in control of the map?Justin: No! Why would I put you in charge of it? Just give me the stick.Alex: You know, I hear the more you struggle, the faster you sink. (Justin looks up at her, scared). It's amazing what I retain, huh?--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie ().

Alex: (Opening up the map to lead the quest). Alright people! Let's move! This way!Justin: (Lying on the ground covered in mud). The other way!Alex: (Turns around). The other this way!--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Alex can totally lead).

Justin: (As they reach a canyon). How are we gonna get across this thing? There's no way! It's impossible! We're totally, completely, hopelessly doomed-- (Looks at the map). Oh, wait! There's instructions!Alex: It's that positive attitude that I most admire about you, Justin.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Justin shows his positive outlook on life).

Justin: We have to build a-a-- a path of stone...Alex: (Scoffs). That's not gonna happen.Justin: ...With magic.Alex: That MIGHT happen.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie ().

Alex: Why do you always get so mad every time I do something right?Justin: Because it's like you don't even try. You don't even think about it.Alex: Not thinking works for me.Justin: Exactly! And it's not fair. I know everything there is to know about magic, and you just come along and-- and you do it. Which is why I have to study all the time. Usually I'm all 'family wizard, how can it NOT be me?' Then you come along and... you do something like this.Alex: Trust me, you're not gonna lose, you'll be the family wizard.Justin: Do you even want it? (Alex stumbles, Justin grabs her back to keep her from falling). Alex!Archie: (To himself). oh, that was close.Alex: I don't know! I don't think I do.Justin: Why? I know why I do, I'd be nothing if I wasn't a wizard. Magic is the one thing that I'm really, really good at.Alex: Pff! Please, you're good at EVERYTHING.Archie: (Wiping his face with a handkerchief). Hope they make it...Alex: 'Justin's so perfect, why can't you be more like Justin?'Justin: Who says that?Alex: Besides YOU? Everyone! Mom... and dad...Justin: Well, they wouldn't say that if I wasn't so... perfect.Alex: You know that's not true, they love you regardless.Justin: You know that goes both ways.(The rock they're standing on shakes).Justin: (Grabbing onto Alex's waist). Alex!Archie: One last...(Justin and Alex make one last jump and get to the other side of the canyon).Justin: ...Good job.Alex: We both did a good job.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Justin & Alex get across a cliff by floating stones in the air).

Alex: Justin, what if we don't get the stone in time and we can't save everyone?Justin: Don't worry about it. We will.Alex: How do you know that?Justin: Because it's you and I... how can we not?--Wizards of Waverly Place ().

Justin: You know, ah, I think this is the longest we've ever gone-- Wait! (Checks his wrist for a nonexistent watch). This is the longest you've ever gone without making fun of me.(Alex laughs).Justin: It's true.Alex: I knew there was something I was supposed to do. Where do you want me to start?Justin: No no no, I actually kinda like this. Let's try this.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie ().

Alex: You're a great wizard, Justin.Justin: I just know a bunch of spells. That doesn't make me great.Alex: That isn't... why I think you're great. You're always... there for me, no matter how many times I screw up.Justin: That doesn't make me great. That just makes me a good brother.Alex: I know I don't say it very often... but thank you.Justin: ...You're welcome.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie ().

Justin: (Awakened by the sound of a snapping twig). Alex! Alex, get up, I think someone's out there!Alex: (Groans). You're the boy, you go check it.--Wizards of Waverly Place (Justin & Alex wake up after spending the night in the rainforest).

Alex: (Pointing towards the horizon). Look! There they are! That's the white cliff, that's where the stone is! (Looks down at the map). Ugh, so far away... (Justin glares at her and turns the map around). And there it is again! So close...Justin: (Snatching the map from Alex痴 hands). Come on!--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Alex can totally read a map).

Jerry: (Looking down at his map). The problem is, it doesn't tell you where to start.Max: Yeah.Jerry: I mean, we could...Theresa: (Walking by). Oh my gosh, is that a treasure map?Jerry: A-- a treasure map? No! (laughs). Don't be ridiculous!Theresa: It is! It IS a treasure map!Jerry: Well, I mean, not one that... works...Max: It is! It's just that we're missing a part. My brother Justin and my sister... what's-her-name, they-- they had something that's supposed to go on this corner. It was a picture of a fort, like this... I-- I don't know how to describe it, these gargoyles...Jerry: That could be anywhere!Theresa: I know where that is! I saw that on my artifact tour, yesterday. It's right, uh... ooh, wait! Do I get to come with?Max: (whispers to Jerry). Yes!Jerry: ...No.Theresa: (Gasps). Why? Are you afraid you'll have to spend a little time with me?Jerry: No, I wouldn't-- it's just, there's a-- we-we need to-- (Tries to say something and flounders. Turns to Max). Tell her.Max: (Stands up quickly). That would be wonderful!Theresa: (Squeals). This is gonna be so much fun! I'll drive, if that's okay with you.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie ().

Justin: (Reading the map). 'The one who knows the least shall lead the way.' (Turns to Alex, excited). Alex! (Alex stares at him). Sorry. Reflex.Alex: (laughs). Oh, that's okay. I was about to say me, too.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie ().

Archie: (To Justin and Alex as they start to walk into the cave). Good luck! Aee you soon! Watch out for the bats. And the spiders! And the scorpions! And the snakes--Alex: Got it!--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Archie says bye to Justin and Alex as they go look for the Stone of Dreams).

I'm still here, guys! I'm not having any fun! Why am I not laying down by the pool?--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Jerry to Max and Theresa, as he starts sinking in quicksand).

Alex: I'm sorry. (Justin turns around to look at her). For everything.Justin: ...What?Alex: I'm sorry. This is all my fault.Justin: I heard you the first time, I just wanted you to say it again.Alex: Wow, it's amazing. Even in the face of the most imminent doom you can still be super annoying!Justin: One of the few things I learned from you.Alex: Hah! Still doing it.Justin: (pauses, turns around to look at her again). I'm sorry, too.Alex: What are you sorry for?Justin: You're my little sister... I shouldn't be on you this much. We need each other. (Turns around to continue walking).Alex: Wait! ...What was that?Justin: I know. Not saying it again.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie ().

Justin: This is definitely the place, but... how are we gonna find the stone? (Points to some rocks on the ground). It could be anyone of these.Alex: I'm guessing it's that one. (Points to the purple, shining stone that's set up on a pedestal).Justin: ...Yeah, good guess.--Wizards of Waverly Place ().

Alex: Hold on-- hold on to that torch thing! But not the-- hot part.Justin: Why... would I grab the hot part?!--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Justin attempts to cross an unstable rock bridge across a chasm to get the Stone of Dreams).

Alex: Don't-- step on the crumbly part!Justin: They're ALL... crumbly parts!--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Justin attempts to cross an unstable rock bridge across a chasm to get the Stone of Dreams).

Jerry: The best wizards can do the most with the least.Alex: Good! 'Cause that's pretty much all I got.--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Jerry & Alex as the wizard competition is about to begin).

...quit doing that!--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Justin, as Alex makes him fall into a puddle of mud for the second time in the competition).

Justin: (After Alex made him fall on a puddle of mud for the third time). ...SERIOUSLY?!Alex: (Laughing). Sorry, don't know a lot of spells!--Wizards of Waverly Place (Justin & Alex go against each other in the wizard competition).

Alex: Justin, help me, what spell do I use?Justin: ...Why would I help you?Alex: (Hurt). ...Because you're my brother? Look, I'm-- I'm sorry you didn't--Justin: I'm your brother?Alex: (Turns to look at Jerry, scared, then back at Justin). No. No, no, Justin... please, please, you can't leave me here, please remember... I'm Alex, I'm your little sister! I taunt you and I tease you, and I make your life miserable but you love me anyway. You're everything that I've ever wanted to be... I'm jealous of how-- how smart you are, and how kind and how nice... Please don't leave me here.Justin: I'd never leave you.(Alex looks at him, hopeful).Justin: I don't know who you are, but... but I believe you.(Alex runs to hug him).--Wizards of Waverly Place Movie (Alex's wish makes Justin forget who he is).