Hello Harvard Alumnusses

Oh yay, you did it, you clicked the big button go zoom!You Harvards think you're so special. You had to be smarty pants and go to Smartypants University didn't you? You couldn't go to a regular school like the rest of us dumbbells, schools like Yale or Princeton huh?

Well, ok I forgive you. (I is me, the editor, Kenny B). Maybe if I gave a shit in high school, or didn't go to such a dump in the first place, maybe I could have been a contender too. My god I'm spilling my guts out to a bunch of smartypants I don't even know. My therapist warned me about this. Stay off the weed, stay out of the all night bowling alleys, focus Kenny focu

Wait what? Harvard who? Isn't it pronounced Haaverd?

Anywho, since you're here. Where? Here dummy, focus Kenny focu

Okay, since you're here, can you please send me an email telling me where I can get my hands on a million bucks? No, half a mill. No sense being greedy.

Thanks, and forget about all the stuff above. Just enjoy the site. (But seriously, where can I get a cool mill asap. Short of that, can you tell two hundred friends about this so-called comedy site.)