A budget crisis has decreed that only one of the state's two cop schools can survive, so the race is on to see which academy can avoid the axe by turning out the superior force. So Mahoney, Hightower, Tackleberry, Jones, Hooks and Callahan - led by eternally befuddled Cmdt. Lassard - mobilize hilariously in their alma mater's defense. You have the right to remain silent - but you'll end up howling.