I'm speechless. I would like to thank first my gerbil, Gerald, who has been a treasured companion over the last six months, and very understanding when i've turned to him for advice.

Obviously my cats, Devastation Prime, and Destruction Three.

And it would be rude to leave out the sage advice of my most recent companion, the spider who has been attached to the ceiling for three days directly above this desk, I have tentatively named, Cyril. Though I think Cyril may actually be dead, given it really hasn't moved much at all. We communicate on the astral plane