MARRIEDS

November 07, 2010

A type of "dementia" that some people claim their spouse has after they wed, when the honeymoon is over. May include losses of concentration, memory, and judgment that are unrelated to a medical condition. Can result in texting co-workers during intimate moments, forgetting to perform routine chores, or, in extreme cases, infidelity.

Sample Usage:

Jordana made light of her affair by saying she was suffering from wedmentia, but deep down she felt horrible about it.