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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

Preamble

IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

Introduction

WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

Manifesto Demands

THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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October 04, 2009

Paging Mr. Anderson, Please Report To The Pond With The Brutal Killing Machine In It.

Is today going to be a trap game? Are we going to finish off Horse Balls' career? What quarter does Mangini fine shaun Rogers a million dollars for eating ice cream cake on the sidelines? Will Brady Quinn's sister** get caught banging on the jumbotron with someone from Piqua? Questions that will be answered today. On CBS!

STL is garbage. Considering the way we have played over the course of the first quarter of the season makes me optomistic of this teams potential. Good teams find ways to win. Its unfortunate that we tend to play to the level of the compition but im happy to be sitting at 3-1 going into baltimore playing a very good ravens team... in which i hope the respective statement stands true. Im trying so hard not to fall back in to my bengals "douchebagness" of high expections for this team.
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STL deserves to have his face on urnal cakes

I live in Piqua and I do not understand your reference? The only players to actually do something from Piqua is Matt Finkes (nfl bust), Quinn Pitcock (retired after 1 season) and Brandon Saine. Who is currently the best running back on OSU. Since AJ played with Quinn on the Buckeyes maybe he tapped that a*s!