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Most Embarrassing Moment in human life

March 18, 2008 — Sachin

I am recommending the below article as an must read for every1 .. This was sent to me by my dear friend Datta..

Enjoy!!

PS: Mature content. Reader discretion advised.. 😉 ( As if you care… But just in case)

There was a Worldwide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life”

the finale had the following three incidents….

Third Place

“It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my
parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a
romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a
piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn’t want to miss the call, we
didn’t have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs,
the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled “SURPRISE!”.

My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends
were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state
of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.

Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again

Second Place

“While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some
pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told her that if she didn’t start behaving herself right now, she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, “If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee(dick) last night!”.

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers
stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked
out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the
door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.

And the Winner is…

This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, “If I
understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as
in sugar?” “That’s correct.” responded the professor, going on to add much
statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, “Then
why doesn’t it taste sweet?”.

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl
turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently
said(or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked
out of the class, and never returned.

However , as she was going out of the door, the professor’s reply was a
classic. Totally straight- faced, he answered her question, “It doesn’t
taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your
tongue and not in the back of your throat!