I don’t really understand the first one. Are we supposed to think that the guys are dumbasses? Because I think all three of them are dumbasses. Also; are we supposed to just automatically know what a ‘huddle house’ is? Not everyone understands your American idioms.

Not an idiom, it’s a restaurant name, but you probably couldn’t figure that out by the fact it was capitalized and she said he was a fucking cook there. But not everyone understands your country’s lack of reading comprehension skills.

OK I’ll explain for you deprived non americans. Love huddle house, best cow testicles and cockroach soup in the south. I envy the guy his job, It’s highly coveted. Now that he’s made the big time, michelle probably friended him because he was her one that got away.

Hey Cashin! When you get done with your next gay john I’d like to tell you about being a nurse. I have been a registered nurse for 25 years. I work in surgery doing orthopedics and sports medicine, Yeah, I wipe an occasional ass, but it’s worth it to help people… even dumbfucks like you.

No, I meant ‘use’.
Like: to hurl generalized insults at other and feel better about yourself because of your keen wit and superior sense of sarcasm and cynicism. That, combined with the lack of moderation or filters by the sharp minds in their mother’s respective basements running this fabulous site, and we’ve got ourselves a real tool you can use here!
Plus grow stupider and more stupider. I done forgot ta put dat up dere.