Fortunately, you happened to be trapped by soy sauce zombies in the asian's R.I.C.E turret test chamber, meaning you are now armed with a high-power rice ejecting turret, putting all the Soy Sauce zombies on rice.

Unfortunately, the soy sauce is actually Soy Milk, conveniently placed on a pedestal in a room containing the Zodiac symbol for Libra that is on another pedestal. Touching one of the pedestals causes the other to disappear along with what was on it.

Fortunately, the previous poster was immediately killed by the soy sauce zombies and everyone agreed the world was better off without that **** meme, and thus ignored this post along with the previous.