Prehistoric penguins were six-feet tall. What happened between then and now that we have a hard time telling the difference between puffins and penguins?

The second battle of the Poodle-Penguin War took place in Delaware. Why? Cuz nothing ever seems to happen in Delaware either.

THE BODY COUNT

'll notice at the bottom of each Poodles vs. Penguins episode is a tally. That's the up-to-the-minute tally of confirmed kills in the war to end all wars. You and I are witnessing this conflict after centuries of battles, hence the ridiculously high body count. At some point, we may interview the Poodle General and the Admiral Penguin on historic victories and defeats, but until then, we will simply have to linger on the sidelines as this bloodbath continues on.

UPDATES?

This won't be a regularly updated comic, but keep checking back for more as I figure out strange ways to update the body count.

HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR POODLES VS. PENGUIN COMICS?

I draw them with either a Sharpie marker or ball-point pen on the back of the most useless paper product known to man: Comic-book backing boards. Then I scan them in, shade them a bit more and post them up.