Sunday, December 28, 2008

A Little Martin for Your Monday?

I've eaten a few pythons in my life. I mean, who hasn't?

If I'm being honest, some of my snake snacks have been, umm, less than ideal. And by "less than ideal" I mean I ate a dead, rotting snake I found in a dumpster behind an exotic pet store. And it looked a lot like this:

It could be pretty cool with the right awesomely indy outfit...Like fitted pale pink singlet, black high waited skirt and devilishly handsome Siren high heels... oooohhh... and some thick frames spectacles...