Emma: What's that for?Tommy: To make sure he's dead. There used to be a time it was hard to tell a comatose person from a dead one, so coroners tied bells to everybody in the morgue. So if they heard a 'ting', they knew somebody down there wasn't quite ready to go.Emma:So, why do you have one?Tommy: Well, I'm... I'm a bit of a traditionalist.

Gary King: And we're back! Just like the Five Musketeers!Steven Prince: Three musketeers, wasn't it?Peter Page: Four, if you count d'Artagnan.Gary King: Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook.Oliver Chamberlain: You do know that "The Three Musketeers" is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas?Gary King: A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these…

Ugh. Why did I do this to myself? Also, why did anyone think this was a good idea. There is so much stuff that's painful in here, it's hard to remember: Random slow-mo, bad CGI, terrible acting, wrongheaded re-purposing of ideas from the original, ... the list goes on. There were points that were so bad, I involuntarily laughed. I guess, at the very least, at least it…