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Peachworld

You are James.
You magically arrived on a planet-sized peach and have lost track of how long you've been trapped here. It has long since lost its novelty, and the peach itself has begun to rot. Unpleasant things writhe in the shadows, and the ground beneath your feet quivers with the presence of hideous peach-devouring worms.

Re: Peachworld

Already, I want to write Peachworld fanfiction. And I've never even read or written a fanfiction before. It's just got so much potential for some crazy sci-fi shit to go down.

At first, when I saw the topic title, I WTF'ed, and questioned the number of these things these days, although I entirely revise that now.
I know the feeling, as this has started on such a weird tone it can only get better.
Hooray for Dahl.

Uttering a prayer to LORD DREADSTAR or anyone else who can get you off of this hellhole of a planet, you sigh and look to the sky. Some day, freedom. Some day, a dinner other than peaches. Even fish heads would be delicious right now.

Originally Posted by A Madman

>Sigh, look to the sky. Another day in the life on Peachworld. Get some stable patch of skin, lest the Peachworms strike.

Already, I want to write Peachworld fanfiction. And I've never even read or written one before.

Originally Posted by OldManRupee

Search for the nearest ruins of civilization.

Originally Posted by Superfrequency

I love you

> Take a walk and see what you can find

You've walked so long, searching the rich, peachy wastes of this planet for something, anything besides the unending horizon of peachfuzz and peachworms. But something inside you drives you to continue searching; there must be a way out.
You set off into the maddening vastness of the peachworld, not knowing if you're looking for lost civilizations, a safe place to stand, or hell, even some edible mold.

Re: Peachworld

Originally Posted by Superfrequency

Is there anything in our inventory?

You pull out the meagre contents of your pockets, seeking comfort from them.
All you have is a grasshopper leg and a locket with a picture of your parents, who long ago were trampled by rhinoceroses. The photograh has long since faded away with time and peach acid. The leg came from a grasshopper friend you made upon initial arrival on peachworld; Mr. Grasshopper was devoured by a peachworm. You have kept his remains as a reminder of this world's horrors, a symbol of the promise you made to yourself that day, vowing not to fall to the same fate.

Originally Posted by Sleet

>Look for the telltale signs of a festering nectarmass about to blow.

Originally Posted by SleepingOrange

>Spot ODD GLOW on the HORIZON.

You look to the horizon.
Yes, there it is. Another nectarmass, glowing and ready to blow. The cycle of decomposition continues.