The Bloody Masterpiece

The Bloody Masterpiece is perfect for those who prefer to take the easy route when it comes time to order brunch. Just ask for this "drink," and you'll be served a whole meal along with it. It's not lazy, it's efficient! The classic Bloody Mary base is garnished with just a few favorites, including shrimp, Polish sausage, cheese, pickled asparagus, Brussels sprouts and stalks of celery. There's a tiny bacon cheeseburger thrown in for good measure, too.

Aah, Bloody Marys. While it seems the origin of this classic is as cloudy as drunken memories of the night before, the brunch staple has certainly made a name for itself as the perfect addition to any Sunday. What started as a simple drink of vodka and tomato juice has evolved into so much more, namely an across-the-nation game of "Who Can Put The Craziest Things On Top Of A Cocktail?" From doughnuts to fried chicken and everything in between, our great nation has some insane Bloody Marys. These out-of-this-world concoctions should do the trick to have you headed on your way to taste them all.