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"Chipolino" Juanita Quaid Surphman Negreanu (born the same day as Jesus, 1972) is a Mexican rapper, comedian and part-time online poker legend. He was born on the border between Canada and Cuba (obv) to John and Wes Quaid. Chippy, as he'd like to be known, grew up taming wild donkeys from Germany for food. Considered by many of his peers to be the true and only poker grinder in the world today. However, many of his critics (aka haters) claim that he does not play enough hands a month to be worthy of that title.

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Chipolino achieved chart success with his hit single "In Poker Life" which debuted at #1 and remained there for 34 weeks. Unreal really because the lyrics were shite. Some say he stole his album names from Britney Spears. But Britney is a bitch and no-one cares.

You can often find Chipolino grinding (meaning 4-betting w/ air every other hand) the $50/100NL (not $100NL, as the haters would want you to believe) 6-max cash game tables on both PokerStars and Full Tilt Poker. Despite this, Chipolino bases his game solely on David Grey - considered the biggest nit in the universe. NB It was once discovered he raised KK preflop but he might've been drinking.

Chippy after a +$EV set.

Away from the table Chipolino spends most of his time in McDonald's restaurants stealing their internet connection and chatting to a group of donkeys known only as "The Skype Crew". Thanks to these appearances at the popular fast-food restaurant, Chipolino is due to appear in the Mexican remake of Super Size Me where he will attempt to consume nothing but panera bread, 3 meals a day, for 30 days.

Chippy's favourite hand is A9o (Ace-Nine offsuit), which is known as the Yang-Banger in memory of his childhood hero, Jerry "In the name of Jesus Christ" Yang.

As of September 27, 2008, Chipolino's online poker winnings total around $16.49 according to the new PokerTracker 3.

During the 2005 WSOP Main Event, Chippy and Phil Hellmuth got involved in a memorable hand. Chip held AA and Phil had AK. Phil, like the donk that he is, end up folding preflop and told his wife "I can dodge bullets baby!" obviously taunting Chip. What followed shocked the entire poker world. Faster than a gunslinger, Chip drew his Desert Eagle and screamed like a little girl "Dodge this!". The two bullets blew both of Phil's kneecaps. "I guess you can't dodge bullets after all!" Chip uttered. Phil withdrew from the Main Event and Chip proceeded to win it. To this day Mr. Hellmuth refuses to enter a tournament in which Chip is registered.

"When I first joined the Skype crew, many of the guys always observed Chip at the table and I thought it was because he was so good. I later realized the Skype crew only watched him because they wanted a good laugh." - JackBileDuct

"Shame all the guys are such haters...probably because Chip is such a stud. Phoooaaarwwww!!!" - Susanna, the executive gay woman and twin of recently married lesbian Ellen Degeneres

"...only one small problem, he is Cuban, not Mexican, not that it matters." - DEADF15H/Surphman, Chippy's gay lover

"Everynight I go to bed and pray : Jesus...err Chip...please...I want to be like you, help me be like you, amen." - kdunlap