Put Your Tongue To My Turd

You know, today I have a mission: I’m gonna make you fall in LOVE with my raw, girly shit <3 Oh, and don't get me wrong, I know this isn't your very FIRST rodeo–you started off like a beginner would, munching on my scat treats and food mixed with poop, knowing how I slaved over those morsels in your mouth in my kitchen… You liked things like poop twinkies, poo brownies and muffins… But I know you already have a little bit of a TASTE for me… 😉 I tease you, farting here and there. Ooh, you a fan of what comes out of this ass? Hee, I bet you are… And today, you're here to up the ante–you really want more of the Real Thing!

Ooh, I love it! I LOVE turning men like you into full fledged shit eaters 😉 Bringing you from my treats all the way to my raw logs of thick shit. You better tell me everything you're gonna do it it, babe <3 I love knowing there are kinksters like me out there who love shit so much, they'd get my poop in the mail… opening their vacuum sealed package, all that fresh poop of mine laid inside, and they take it… and lick it… and taste it… smear it, and EAT it! I can't get over it. So many scat lovers out there smelling, looking at, touching, and eating my poop <3

Today, when you get my shit? All I want you to do is EAT it! And I *love* that you're going to enjoy my poop SO much! I know I'm doing the right thing with my life by making sure I have a steady supply of hungry mouths to feed 😉 Every single one of them is special, and I cannot wait to make you your very own hot, STINKY meal!

I poop out your meal on a plate, blow some farts as I taunt you, and walk you through the process. Come and enjoy this stinky poop with me, you perv 😉