Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’

Gentle Reader, It is with a heavy heart that I share this news. Last night in Hämeenlinna Finland, Santa was arrested for public drunkenness. According to eyewitnesses, Santa consumed approximately 9 Manhattans before passing out at the bar. When the bartender woke Santa to ask him if he needed a→ Read more

I can only imagine what many of you are thinking; "Has JT fathered a child with Kate Hudson?". The answer is I'm not sure, but that's not the news. From this point forward, JT'S CONFECTIONS IS DONATING 50% OF NET PROFITS TO CHARITY. I know most of you are asking→ Read more

Gentle Reader, I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It took a few days for the gallon of gravy I chugged to work it's way out of my system. It wasn't until the following Sunday that I stopped seeing gray spots and the burning sensation in my feet subsided. I→ Read more

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“Had your chocolates John at the Christmas party for veterans at Valley Brook...all I can say is hand me a bib cause I'm drooling! The turtle pecans were outstanding!! Thank you for donating so much that day for our veterans!”

“I ordered clusters for my sister's bridal shower and they were the star of the show!”

“I just gave a gift box of JT's clusters to my wife for her birthday, best gift she got this year.”

"I love the beautiful packaging. The caramel is perfect and the chocolate clusters are to die for!"