2000 (M&M) was a leap year that started on Saturday of the Common Era, in accordance with the Gregorian calendar.

Popular culture holds the year 2000 as the first year of the 21st century and the third millennium. Popular culture is also stupid. In real life the year 2001 was the first year in the 21st century. This is, of course, because the first century started with 1. There was no year 0, and you are stupid for even thinking there was.

January 30 - The St. Louis Rams defeat The Tennessee Titans by a touchdown in The Super Bowl after Titan's wide receiver Kevin Dyson comes up just one foot short of the end zone at the end of the game.

May

May 4 - The ILOVEYOU virus hits businessmen around the world. It causes them to inexplicably tell their secretaries I love you, which often results in sexualintercourse. The virus stops abruptly after two weeks when their wives call bullshit on the whole thing.

July 15 - The St. Louis Rams defeat the Tennessee Titans in the Hopscotch Championships when Scotcher Kevin Dyson leaves one foot out of his last square.

July 21-23 - G-8 nations hold their 26th annual "Power Summit". The issues they talk about are AIDS (and how to spread it), the 'digital divide' (and how to make it grow), and eating the world's poorer countries out of existance by 2015.

August

August 8 - The ConfederatesubmarineH.L. Hunley raises to the surface after 136 years on the ocean floor. The crew is greatly disappointed by what they see, and return the sub to the bottom of the ocean.

August 12 - After hearing rumors of the H.L. Hunley, the Russian submarine K-141 Kursk decides to follow their lead, and sinks to the bottom of the sea. 118 crew members are lost.

September

September 16 - The former president of Peru calls for a new election in which he will not run, and therefor cannot lose. Bob Dole follows suit, asking for a new election to be held on November 7, and for the American people to forget he ever ran. The American people proactively agree to Dole's request by, 3 years prior, forgetting he ever existed.

September 26 - The Pacifists in Prague rally turns violent when one internet blogger calls them "Uber Ghey."