In Futurama 5ACV16, character Leela, while in court, says "May it plizzle the cozizzle" instead of "may it please the court" to the judge (Snoop Dogg's head).
I am not native English speaker, but I ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to "the other side."
Now you can take this one of two ways. Either the chicken simply wants to arrive on the other side of the road, or he is suicidal and ...

So, I was at the bar last week,
Behind the bar they have these signs with jokes on them. One of them said "If your drinking to forget, please pay me first"(This isn't the question, I get this joke).
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In the film The Running Man (1987), Arnold Schwarzenegger cut a man into two halves. His name was Buzz Saw. Then another man said: "Where did Buzz Saw go?" And Arnold Schwarzenegger said: "He had to ...

In the delightful Fry and Laurie sketch The Letter, several puns are expertly delivered by Stephen Fry, however there is one I don't understand. At 4:45 in the video, he says "The man was either mad, ...

I'm having trouble as to what you call two words that contradict each other. For example, "That was weirdly normal." I think this kind of word play is used in puns and jokes. But I do not know how you ...

I was watching The Simpson series. In season 7, episode 12, Bart exposes a t-shirt on which the phrase "DOWN WITH HOMEWORK" is written. Then the entire students in the classroom start a riot all of a ...

I know it’s boorish and unsophisticated to ask why it is funny on a joke, but I venture to ask.
New York Times’ theater review (May 20) of “Old Jews telling jokes” carried the following Jewish jokes;
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I was arrested by the former Massachusetts governor, Mitt Romney’s remark, “I only spent four years as a governor. I didn’t inhale,” made in the Republican Presidential candidates debate on Fox News ...

I understand all the individual words in the following remark, but there doesn't seem to be any connection between the first half and the second. I am left wondering whether there is an English idiom ...

I have scoured out dictionaries searching for the word wiener without success. As you can notice I am not a native speaker.
I usually see the this phrase as a demeaning joke on animations when some ...

In a song video made by an American acquaintance, there is a joke that I don't understand. Here is the context:
"Alfresco" and "Pentaho" are two non-competing software applications that can be used ...