Unfortunately, presenting a full bowl of pellets and fresh hay in the litterbox does not appear to be sufficient reason to grant clemency. A slightly less painful and protracted death yes, but clemency, no.

Fleetie, we know you live in Manchester and that you have a really big brane - big enough to be an honorary rabbit - and entitled to a serious turn of mind. Buuuuttttttt, how about some new news. Oh, and by the way, even though the Bunn Nation has very generous feelings toward you, it is considered poor form to refer to them as mirroring YOU. Yes, that would be you mirroring THEM. Anyway, nice thump!