Eyebrows McGee is a young woman living in the emotional heartland of America: Peoria, that infamous bellwether constantly cited by the clueless culturati, as in, "But will it play in Peoria?" Eyebrows gives you a ground-level view of what's actually playing in Peoria.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I Need to Start Going to IHOP

I really think, though, if Polly is going to tell stories that make scalding coffee come out HER nose, she should warn US not to be drinking while reading them. My keyboard is now totally sticky with nose-soda.