Er... I thought this post was about big chimney pots and windmills, not about John being locked in the bog (couldn't think of a better place to lock him in!).

Now that the French have bought all the 'new-clear' power stations in this country they will pipe t'electric stuff over to France and then sell it back to us at a higher price. Wasn't Mr Brown the right clever one to do that? I wonder what his cut will be? [ somewhere in the region of his Y-Fronts with a sharp implement I hope!]