GAMBIT:May I interest you in a free travel package to an exotic island inhabited by people you wish to terminate? It has a nuclear reactor, armed guards and mutants.

WOLVERINE:North Korea?

GAMBIT:Nope. That's a peninsula. An island is an area of land surrounded by water. Remember that before we go.

WOLVERINE gets to the island and finds KAYLA alive.

KAYLA:I don't want to say I told you so.

STRYKER:She can even persuade anybody to do what she says, as long as she touches him.

WOLVERINE:Was that why I developed the urge to leave the toiled lid up?

KAYLA:That's only because you used to spray your urine in the bathroom like you were marking the place. No pun intended.

WOLVERINE:DAMN IT! Was that also why I like trying your underwears?

KAYLA:No. That's just you.

VICTOR appears, fights WOLVERINE and gets stomped again.

KAYLA:Logan! You're not an animal, I really love you and I'm not saying this just because I want you to save my sister. Not just because I want you to save my sister. You to save my sister. Save my sister.

Books by Isman H. Suryaman

Read movies (in five minutes) in this book, Parodi Film Seru! Save yourself the time and trouble to queue for soiled seats and loud crowd. Opt for quick laughs instead! (Link leads to an article in Bahasa Indonesia.)

BaM! is a humor book which questions and plays with various generalizations and social-conditionings in Indonesia. In English, the title's concept translates into something like "Laugh Yourself to Life!"

The World"s a Comedy

If the guys who invented WWW realized that they would be setting up a humongous network to share the silliest things people do around the globe, they'd have burned down the whole project. But hey, like the old saying: when life gives you corns, don't just stop at making popcorns, proceed to build cheesy movie theaters.

Campaigns of The Fools

Gift Guides(Pointers for every guy on the neverending quest to find the "perfect gift" for their partners. Because... well, they expect us to fail anyway.)

The Cool War(A one year campaign which ended at January 9th, 2005. Pursuing the answer to Ultimate Question of All Time: Which is cooler, Indonesia or America?)

Against Semantical Illiteracy(A dormant-volcanically active campaign since January 5th, 2004, which has been voraciously hunting typos from all over the world. But isn't "dormant-volcanically active" a redundant oxymoron?)

Sensitive Journalism Now!(A not-even-half-hearted dedication of reporting stupid moments in journalism to the world. Started since January 2nd, 2004.)

Deadly Threats(Searching Deadly Threats potentials around the world. The kind of threats that can force two grown men burn down schools.)