Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Really, if it weren't for the fact that a combination of cycling and Wii Fit is making the pounds simply fly off these days, then I'd be well up for this diet. Not only does it guarantee that you lose ten pounds in a single week, but also it seems to like, totally change your sex...

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Am walking as I type. Crikey! I've turned into one of those people immersed in their own i-phone bubble. Anyway, I agree your hands are gorgeous. They are your real hands, right? What colour are your eyes? When do we get to see your face? In other news, I have dodged 4 lamp posts, 3 buggy's and a partridge in a pear tree whilst writing this.

Person in pic is slumping forward and doing excessive scrunching in first pic, but leaning back in second... I bet if they leant back in first pic they'd look thin. Even thin people have flesh and internal organs which can be scrunched if desired.

Reminds me of ad currently on telly pushing some miraculous pill or other, which has Before and After pics. First pic is of gorgeous slim woman in bikini, with stomach which has slight curve to it. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHAPE STOMACHS ARE. She has no love handles, is beautiful, is able to wear a bikini with no problem whatever. Is bloody skinny in fact. In the second pic, the stomach is toned, with six-pack. Not thinner, just more toned. It makes me bloody furious that there will be millions of beautiful skinny women out there watching that ad and saying "SEE! Look! I look like the "before" picture! I'm FAT!"

But anyway. I too want to know what the easy diet rule is. Because I'm fat. ;)

Oh and PS, see what you mean but I think the hands are the same, and you can see the bottom of the bra top in the first pic, and she's just at a different angle so hips less evident and pants looking a bit more manly.

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