The Big-Boobed Princess Of Wales

In 2007, I was sitting with Lorna Morgan during a break in the Big-Boob Paradise shoot in Eleuthera, The Bahamas, when I said to her, "There are a lot of things people love about you, Lorna, but maybe one of the best things is that you don't try to be sexy or don't realize you are, but you are."
And Lorna said, "I never thought about it that way, but it makes a lot of sense. I mean, I used to wear stuff and people would say, 'Oh, that looks sexy,' but it was so uncomfortable. Now I just wear stuff I'm comfortable in and hope it's sexy."
She laughed. And then I made a confession. I reminded her that six years earlier, she and I had sat one night in the beach house that SCORE had rented in Key Largo, Florida, doing the New York Times crossword puzzle. It took us about an hour, and one of the reasons it took so long was that Lorna was wearing a tank top, and I was spending most of the time looking at her cleavage instead of the clues.
"It figures," Lorna said, laughing again. "I was wondering why you were so fascinated by that puzzle!"
When she said that, I was flattered that she'd remembered, but here's the deal with Lorna: She always remembers people she meets. She doesn't brush people off. She never acts like a big star, even though she's been a big star in the big-boob universe since 1999.