If you remember from “American Psycho,” a business card isn’t just something you hand out to potential contacts (or murder victims) at meetings and parties. It’s an art form that shouldn’t be taken lightly. A good business card is, indeed, a matter of life and death.

In keeping with Patrick Bateman’s rather, er, intense point of view on the subject, we’ve conjured some business cards for ten movie characters that would make even the murderous Huey Lewis and the News fan himself rather proud (or at least satisfied). Look them up below, courtesy of Old Red Jalopy.