Winning the Saralympics

11:53 PM 9/5/2008

Everything the nihilists have slung at the Saralicious Saranatress Saracuda Saranator Saranatrix Saralaradingdong has boomeranged in a most profound and spectacular way.

The pregnant daughter situation shows that the traditional way of dealing with the sin of fornication is still similar to that provided in the Law of Moses 3500 years ago. The nihilists are enraged that abortion is by implication rejected. Family is preserved, and the nihilists are left foaming at the mouth.

Nihilists say 2 years as The Saranator of Alaska is not enough, with only the mayorship before that. The reality is, Saralicity would be president elect come this November, if she had run for president herself the last 2 years. No one who matters cares that much about her short, amazing, Saramungus career because her judgment really would be “vetted,” as it were, by now, by the campaign. And what’s important is how she supervises the snotty little brats. It’s not really rocket science when you think about it.

John McCain would have been high on the list of her veep choices. But God knew this would not have been as good for everyone as her getting 8 years as veep to learn how to be president in an undisclosed location. Then, in 2016 she and Bobby Jindal can be president.

And, she would win due to the ineffable quality she possesses.

She has an abundance of ineffable qualities on loan from God, as Rush might put it.

Troopergate shows that as an executive she can fire people who need firing. And real cops, as opposed to the nihilists, will see that Troopergate is just another example of fighting the bureaucracy.

Bridge 2 Nowhere shows she is human, and just a kid still, and had a learning experience along her political career. She supported a deal that all the crooks loved. What a wonderful world to live in, where everyone gets along. Moose barbecue and beer for everyone. But she ended up on the right side when it counted, which is now.

I don’t need to go on. Anyone can do this. Look at every charge and then consider the truth, and that it’s her judgement that counts, and she’s the pick of the litter when you consider who’s competing against her. It’s easy, and foolproof. Tell me who is better? The only one’s who are “better,” are “better” because the do not beat Obama. The ineffable quality is undeniable. The best thing to do if you’re still skeptical, is to just relax and watch the show.

Watch and see the heads of the nihilists explode like in When Mars Attacks. If I were them I’d chill and spark up a doob and order a pizza and watch teletubbies instead of Keith Olbermann for a change.

Governor Sara has the Saracity and Saragacity to do this.

I am a Saranista because it’s the right thing to be. So much of what the nihilists need learn is right there in the Saralogs. The Sarazoic Era is upon us, and a new Saraform is evolving, with new Saralistics, Saralogic, and Saranomics. Saratrade, Sarantricity, with Sarabundant Saralutions to all that is anomalous to the perfect function of the Saraverse.

What a wonderful Saranade.

The poor nihilists have chosen to hate what is good in the world, like sanity and common sense, but most importantly your freedom and dignity as a person made in the image of God. They let murderers run around loose while they regulate your trans fats. The nihilists don’t want you to be fat when you are murdered. They think the government can be your doctor. They want things like psychiatric bureaucracies to control your mind.

If you don’t believe me, read “Beyond Freedom & Dignity,” by BF Skinner. He spells out what he thinks about you. He actually thinks you don’t exist. No wonder he didn’t think God exists. He didn’t think he existed, and that’s probably the reason the didn’t care what bullshit he was slinging.

(For one thing, why would you need to to annihilate something if it doesn’t exist to be annihilated in the first place? Nihilists just want to stomp on flowers and kick in other people’s sand castles.)

Knowing that we have an adversary, who goes about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour, is it a suprise that there is a philosophy that seeks to devour us, as it were?

Thinking human fetuses have no moral importance is nihilistic.

Thinking murderers should be mollycoddled is nihilistic.

Thinking children should not be lovingly spanked when they are sufficiently naughty is nihilistic.

Thinking that people don’t have a fundamental right to self defense is obviously nihilistic.

Disrespecting economics and approaching fiscal and monetary policies as if there was an easy free lunch is nihilistic. Kalifornia is an example of a nihilistic kleptocracy. Zimbabwe is an example of an advanced virulently nihilistic Anthropoktonocracy,

government by murderers.

Nihilism turns everything inside out, inside out, and backwards. If prudence is called for, such as planning a state budget, then drunken sailors are put in charge. But if carefree nonchalance is a reasonably viable option, such as letting a bar allow smoking in it if the owner wants, then strict adherence to the highest ideals of health and safety must be upheld, at all cost, to the detriment of all else.

Nihilism annihilates you as a person. Global warming means whatever you want doesn’t matter because the planet is conveniently more important. You are annihilated. Not allowing smoking on private property establishes the principle that they decide, not you, because the importance of your opinion has been annihilated.

Equal pay for equal work annihilates the reality that there is no such thing as equal work. We are not ants. We would be ants if they succeed in annihilating our uniqueness as individuals. What kind of a depraved idiot thinks that all store clerks, office managers, or vice presidents are the same, or should be paid, “equally”? Only a nihilist.

Nihilism is the disease, and Governor Sara is like a nurse who is willing to stop the doctors from injecting the body politic with more and more of it. I just get this powerful vibe from her that she is inclined to be less nihilistic than her enemies. I get the feeling her enemies hate her for her anti-nihilism. She doesn’t need to ever even know that she is an anti-nihilist. All she needs to think of her philosophy is that it is about common sense, basic decency, regard for human dignity, respect for a sense of spiritual accountability.

James Solbakken
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If you want to minimize the possibility of being wrongfully convicted, and let’s face it, who doesn’t, don’t talk to the cops. The fifth amendment is your friend; your mouth is their friend.

If you are guilty, of course, God want’s you to confess, but you can trust me on this, God definitely wants you to confess through an Advocate.

God will find you the right Advocate, if you ask Him, if you know what I mean.

Sha’alu Shalom Yerushalyim
Psalm 122:6
Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: they shall prosper that love thee.
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Romans 8
There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.
For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of sin and death.
For what the law could not do, in that it was weak through the flesh, God sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh, and for sin, condemned sin in the flesh:
That the righteousness of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.
For they that are after the flesh do mind the things of the flesh; but they that are after the Spirit the things of the Spirit.
For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
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Zec 12:8 In that day shall the LORD defend the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and he that is feeble among them at that day shall be as David; and the house of David shall be as God, as the angel of the LORD before them.
If training does not result in at least one death per thousand, it is not tough enough