Football Talk: Craig Whyte says he still owns Rangers, Goncalves is a diver

Containing revelations so head spinning you'll need to take a day off work after reading them.

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You get out of bed in the morning. You get ready for work.

You go to work. You sit down. Craig Whyte says he was behind Sevco 5088 and still owns Rangers. You anticipate a normal Friday.

The pub is calling you at 5pm. You relax with your friends. You have a nice weekend.

Something seems out of the ordinary there. Pub? Getting out of bed? Ah.

Props to the Scottish Sun for their revelation that Craig Whyte, of Rangers oldco destroying infamy, is claiming he was behind Sevco 5088, the company which purchased the assets of the club when a CVA was rejected by creditors.

Whyte says he has recordings of meetings with Charles Green, who he claims did the dirty on him by moving the assets again to another Sevco, this one Sevco Scotland Limited, and cutting him out of the loop.

Green's given a typically robust rebuttal of the claims in the same newspaper. Who is telling the truth? Will this end up in court? Will Whyte be back in Ibrox. Will Football Talk make it to the pub by 5pm?

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