30 Questions We Need Answered After Stranger Things Season 3

Stranger Thingsis like comfort food. It's always familiar, and it's great because it gives you all the things you want—even if it's not everything you need. That's why settling into the third season ofStranger Thingsis like going home again—familiar friends, comfortable settings, and all that nostalgic fun.

But that's what also makes this season finale so jarring—witha number of big twiststhat we'll spend the next year or so thinking about, once our tears have dried of course. These are the 30 questions that will be running through our head to a pulsing synth beat until Stranger inevitably returns for its fourth season:Spoilers Ahead

1. Certainly these children will be scarred for life after the horrors they experienced in this season and the previous two seasons, right?

2. Why has no one moved out of this town?

3. Who is still cutting Will Byers' hair like that?

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4. Would Billy have not been involved with this at all if he and Mrs. Wheeler hadn't wanted to fuck?

5. How did Eleven have money for an entire new wardrobe?

6. Is it actually possible for Dustin’s radio tower to transmit from Indiana to Utah?

7. How did the children teach themselves to visually identify letters of the Russian alphabet through one sound clip alone?

8. How much of this season is New Coke product placement?

9. How much of this season is 7-Eleven product placement?

10. Who manages Scoops Ahoy?

11. Shouldn't some sort of adult be around to make sure the business's only two employees aren't spending time on the clock investigating a Russian conspiracy?

12. Hopper is supposed to be a shitty cop, right?

13. Did Hopper really need to torture the mayor and steal a man's car?

14. Shouldn't he get into some sort of legal trouble for these things?

15. Shouldn’t Hopper have been a little more sensitive to the fact that Joyce literally watched her boyfriend get murdered a year ago and maybe doesn’t want to date?

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16. What was the green stuff in those canisters?

17. Does Eleven have kind of a Patriot Act thing going on with her spy power?