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Watch out for Calcifier Death Rays, because Robot Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell: A cautionary tale about the dangers of amateur archaeology, ferocious dinosaurs, and robots that wish to be like the Hoo-man. Truly, Robot Monster is the King Lear of robot films.

Thanks for the shout out, and rest assured, it will take more than White Pongo to knock me out of The Hell of 50 Movie Pack. Next stop: Laser Mission and Snow Creature. That Marc Dacascos inherited a Brandon Lee role but never actually made a movie with Brandon Lee is as tragic as Bruce never having made a movie with Sonny Chiba. Instead of farting around with Indiana Jones, maybe George Lucas could use his powers for good, just this once, and CGI us up a movie where Brandon Lee (the hothead) and Mark Dacascos (by the books) team up to stop Billy Drago from tearing down their old community center martial arts school.