The stakes are high, and the issues are rather technical, what with TIFs and statutory definitions and cost-benefit analyses, etc. We'll get into all those things after the hearing.

But for now, we must admit that the pre-appeal briefs have been wicked fun to read, thanks to the tart little back-and-forth between McKee's lawyer, Paul Purcielli, and plaintiff's attorney, Bevis Schock.

Puricelli's writing style has always been all-business. He avoids taking blatant swipes at his opponents.

Here's an excerpt, in which Puricelli expresses displeasure that Schock and co-counsel:

Resort to admitted "sarcasm"

Engage in name-calling, accusing Northside and its owners of "chutzpah" and "deception"

Mock the City's approval of a Strategic Land Use Plan, stating that the process "bring[s] forth a chuckle"

Characterize the Board of Aldermen as "stooges"

Characterize the Missouri Legislature as "bums"

Bevis Schock, attorney for Fifth Ward residents fighting McKee's plan

​What's
interesting is that Puricelli doesn't even acknowledge Schock's most
scathing remarks, which had appeared in the conclusion of his brief:

Churchill described Russia as "a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma."

It
is reasonable to ask why Northside would make this "mysterious"
proposal. After all, it is reasonable to assume the officials of
Northside, particularly including Mr. McKee, are shrewd and
sophisticated businessmen. They knew when they submitted their TIF
application that it called for 6000 homes at $451,000 per unit. They
knew it called for roughly eighty or a hundred thousand additional high
paid professionals to move into the City of St. Louis. They knew it
called for a ridiculously high growth rate of 20%. They knew it included
a novel and, frankly, contrived accounting term "return on costs." They
knew it contained a financing commitment that was no commitment at all.

Why would they submit such documents?

Their
Amended Initial Brief has an earnest, almost Norman Rockwellesque tone.
For example, at p. 14: "The Redevelopment Ordinance contemplates the
reformation of 1500 acres in North St. Louis into a mixed use community
that will include state of the art infrastructure, new schools, parks,
residences, office buildings, theatres, shops and other uses."

Why would do they make such statements?

One
is reminded of the old Wall Street joke. How does one know a Wall
Street Investment Banker is lying? Because his lips are moving.

One
is inclined to think that when a shrewd businessman submits a proposal
which any shrewd businessman would know has no basis in reality, that
then regardless of protestations to the contrary there is something
going on other than what is explicitly stated. But perhaps it is not a
riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Perhaps the explanation
comes from an obvious inference that some of these incentives, whether
the tax credits or some aspect(s) of the TIF, would be heading to
Northside's pockets whether the project succeeded or not.

But for the efforts of Respondents' team, they would have gotten away with it.

Oh golly. We'll see if the judges take kindly to that kind of grandstanding...

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