Funny Status Message #176446

# 137745 I don't get it with these weight loss pills that say "along with diet and exercise" they can help you lose weight. Come on. The whole point of taking a weight loss pill should be so I don't have to diet and exercise.

# 183056 If someone gave me a million dollars to lose weight for one of those weight loss programs I would too

# 55889 I've found the perfect weight-loss system. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds!