Congresswoman and Republican presidential candidate/shoo-in Michele Bachmann's made the cover of the latest CosmoNewsweek—an honor that comes with a new if not entirelyoriginalnickname ("the Queen of Rage") and complimentary #QueenOfRage Twitter hashtag. Too bad the photographer startled her like that, eh?

Ha ha, just kidding—they don't call her CrazyEyes for nothing. Looking like she's intercepting constitutions from other galaxies is her default setting. But seriously, what specific message do you think she's trying to communicate with that gaze? Choose from the following options, ordered by likelihood from least- to most-: