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Lawlman

What's your utopia? This serious question. It's also quite personal, if you think about it. Regardless, I would like the following users to tell me, in detail if possible, what their utopia is, what it would include, what it wouldn't include, etc.

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Joevahkiin

I actually have a few different versions that I consistently day dream about.

Utopia A: The American 1950's + fancy technology + shitloads of chrome. You know what I'm talking about. The ideals of the 1950's with that lovable, romanticized "Leave it to Beaver" type setting, complete with flying cars, and chrome kitchen gadgets that end in o-tron, o-mizer, or 0-matic. A time when wives listened to, nay OBEYED their husbands. Hooligans with their leather jackets a nuisance but managed to be good at fixing up cars. Poodle skirts on chicks could be swayed into anything. The whole deal, it'd be mighty grand. Everyone loves the American 1950's. If they say they don't, they're lying.

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Lawlman

Utopia A: The American 1950's + fancy technology + shitloads of chrome. You know what I'm talking about. The ideals of the 1950's with that lovable, romanticized "Leave it to Beaver" type setting, complete with flying cars, and chrome kitchen gadgets that end in o-tron, o-mizer, or 0-matic. A time when wives listened to, nay OBEYED their husbands. Hooligans with their leather jackets a nuisance but managed to be good at fixing up cars. Poodle skirts on chicks could be swayed into anything. The whole deal, it'd be mighty grand. Everyone loves the American 1950's. If they say they don't, they're lying.

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The Prime Memeister

You're going to have to define imperialistic for me. Seems like a broad stroke. I'll ignore the "Caucasian" bit for now.

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You know i'm not being serious right? As much as I dislike white people I don't believe getting rid of them will fix the world. Even preventing their war crimes retroactively will only improve things slightly.

My utopic idea is different than that, but it's pretty late and I don't feel like typing out a wall of text.

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Crisis Actor

My utopia, on a macro level, is one where:
1) People don't get upset so easily and aren't so humorless and bland
2) Critical thought is normal and group-think is odd
3) "I did it for the lulz" is a legitimate defense

My utopia, on a micro level, is one where:
1) I'm not annoyed by just about everyone I interact with
2) I have a really nice telescope and a sky that isn't filled with smog
3) I can produce and / or direct pornography for a living and use the profits to fund lulz

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Mors Regis

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turtle

1) Turtles. Lots of turtles.
2) No niggers.
3) No jews.
4) Ice Cream Thursdays. All shops must sell ice cream at 1/2 price.
5) No faggots.
6) Rape is legal.
7) Fanfiction isn't.
8) Free weed.
9) MLP merchandise and fursuits are illegal contraband, all violators will be extradited to Australia.
10) Bags of snacks will contain 0% air, no exceptions.
11) No niggers.
12) Churches will be required to pay heavy tax and all donations will be taxable income.
13) No speed limits.
14) drinking while driving is not prohibited.
15) No cats. Any cats found will be burned alive in front of owners.
16) Dogs will be required to be debarked.
17) No niggers.

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Presutable Woard

1) Turtles. Lots of turtles.
2) No niggers.
3) No jews.
4) Ice Cream Thursdays. All shops must sell ice cream at 1/2 price.
5) No faggots.
6) Rape is legal.
7) Fanfiction isn't.
8) Free weed.
9) MLP merchandise and fursuits are illegal contraband, all violators will be extradited to Australia.
10) Bags of snacks will contain 0% air, no exceptions.
11) No niggers.
12) Churches will be required to pay heavy tax and all donations will be taxable income.
13) No speed limits.
14) drinking while driving is not prohibited.
15) No cats. Any cats found will be burned alive in front of owners.16) Dogs will be required to be debarked.
17) No niggers.

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EDF Elite

1) Turtles. Lots of turtles.
2) No niggers.
3) No jews.
4) Ice Cream Thursdays. All shops must sell ice cream at 1/2 price.
5) No faggots.
6) Rape is legal.
7) Fanfiction isn't.
8) Free weed.
9) MLP merchandise and fursuits are illegal contraband, all violators will be extradited to Australia.
10) Bags of snacks will contain 0% air, no exceptions.
11) No niggers.
12) Churches will be required to pay heavy tax and all donations will be taxable income.
13) No speed limits.
14) drinking while driving is not prohibited.
15) No cats. Any cats found will be burned alive in front of owners.
16) Dogs will be required to be debarked.
17) No niggers.

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I agree completely, (even number 9), except you forgot that all fatasses should be forced to work in labor camps until death or they reach an appropriate wieght