Joke of the Day: Nancy Pelosi is a saint

by editor on July 21, 2011

One hot Saturday afternoon in July an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Washington, D.C.

He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the Congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

"...and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the Congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint."

“No,” the Cardinal replied. “I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.

At the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Speaker Pelosi was present.

“While Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some,” the Cardinal said to the congregation, “the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flipflop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nitwit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

“But when compared to President Obama,” the Cardinal concluded, “Pelosi is a saint.”

“She married for money.” Whyinell would anybody with money marry a skank like her. For that matter, why would someone even without money marry a skank like her. Boy talk about coyote ugly. Wake up with that and you’d never drink again.

Well, back around the dawn of time, she was Miss America. At one time Skanky Pelosi was a thing of beauty. This was back when electrons were still square, the Ark was sailing the high seas (why thell didn’t Noah kill those two damned mosquitos when he had the chance????) and it only took a quarter to buy a gallon of gas. (before democrats went nutzoil raising taxes…)

Pelosi came from a political family with money & power out east, Baltimore to be exact. Her old man, Thomas D’Alessandro, was a US Congressman & Mayor of Baltimore. Her hubby, Paul, also came from a well to do backround as well, I believe he’s from NYC.

Hold up there! The President is the making the jokes around here(unless I misread the previous post) so don’t go trying to hog the spotlight before he thinks of the punchline. Have a nice, long, weekend…

She is completely unelectable. I think that Democrats even know that she is a joke. I would love if she ran it will be hilarious. However she adores and worships Obama she won’t do it this time around.