My first thought of the word ‘Faggot’ is those godawful English pork-offal-meatball things. They’re nasty.
As for ‘Gay people’, they’re just people. Who needs a label!?!Apart from those meatballs - they should be labelled ‘Disgusting’.

I woke up the next day to find I’d bought myself a t-rex costume with tail and zipper across the bum for easier ‘relieving oneself’.
Now if I’m feeling sad I break out the t-rex. It’s hard to be sad when you’re a t-rex!!!

I was inspecting a spaghetti stain on my shoe and walking quite fast. Wasn’t looking where I was going and walked full pelt into an 80s nightmare of a concrete staircase which was unfortunately exactly at my head height. Ended up with whiplash and mild concussion. All cos I dropped spaghetti on my shoe.

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