Ready to do your duty as Americans (or citizens of the world)? Get your credit cards ready, because it’s time to start buying the coolest and most hilarious items in anti-peanut and amateur cartooning apparel!

In a follow-up to the series of posts about the Makin’ Bacon Naked t-shirt I was designing for my brother’s volleyball team, the final version of that shirt will be the first official piece of EoP merchandise available for public purchase! Excited? Of course you are!