A Minor Deception

On BPG’s front page, I had the pleasure a moment ago of announcing both our nascent liaison with the sultry IPR and the sale of our hundredth copy of The Roach. Both of these statements are verifiably correct; however I have retained a copy of the first edition, unpaid for, in the name of Ben Lehman. It is an act of faith on my part that he will, in the fullness of time, claim his merchandise and supply BPG with the requisite filthy lucre. Until that day, the phrase “complete sell-out” waits querulously upon his honor as a gentleman.