On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas. And when they wake up, they find that they’re half animal? How will they cope with this…and it doesn’t help that the Akatsuki are active… [Yaoi, lemons, Itanaru XD, Mpreg] Enjoy!

XKhaalidaX:
Sorry about not updating! But I was over at my grandparent's house
and they have no computer!!!

YaoiRocks:
Yeah…at least your back now!

XKhaalidaX:
Yeah…-shudders- my grandparents are scary…

YaoiRocks:
-snickers-

XKhaalidaX:
Hey!! You're a 'ditch' with a 'b'

YaoiRocks:
And you're 'kool' with an 'f' XD And we'll give cookies
if anyone understood those!! Hmm… it's very easy!

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Doubutsuka

Pairings:
hmm now who could be paired with Naruto…Hmm, I know…ITACHI-SAMA!
(Of course…) so yeah…Itanaru…maybe onesided Sasunaru (I don't
think that Sasuke deserves Naruto XD) SasoDeid

Genre: A
little romance/ humour fic XP

Rated M:
warning- Yaoi, Lemons, Mpreg.

Summery:
On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas… And when
they wake up, they find that they're half animals?? How will they
cope with this…and it doesn't help that the Akatsuki are active…
P.S. ITANARU4EVER!

Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto… If I did, Itachi-sama would be mine, Sakura
and Sasuke would be dead and there would always be hot Yaoi scenes
all the time –drools-

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Doubutsuka
chapter seven:

Naruto
slowly woke up, snuggling close to the warmth of Itachi. He liked the
feel of Itachi's skin. It was surprisingly soft and blemish free.
He opened his eyes slowly to see Itachi's arms holding onto him
tightly, holding the two close together. Naruto blushed slightly. He
nuzzled under Itachi's chin, giving a soft purr as his tail draped
itself over Itachi's legs. He felt the Uchiha shift slightly and he
looked up as Itachi's ebony eyes opened slowly. The older male
looked down to regard him, leaning his head on his elbow. Naruto
stayed still, keeping eye contact with the other male…his mate.

In an
almost apologetic gesture, Naruto leaned forward and nuzzled under
Itachi's chin, kissing the skin occasionally. He felt Itachi's
arm, which was still around his waist, tighten pressing their bodies
together. Naruto stilled, but still stayed in his submissive stance.
He felt Itachi sit up, leaving the blonde completely. Naruto sat up
as well, looking at Itachi, feeling nervous. What if Itachi was going
to reject him and leave him? The awkward silence stretched on for a
few moments until Naruto said hesitantly,

"U-um…
d-do you regret…"

"Regret
what?"

"M-mating
with me…"

There was
silence in the room again as the blonde closed his eyes, his ears
drooping slightly, ready for the Uchiha to reject him. He opened his
eyes when he felt a hand on his chin, forcing him to look up into
Itachi's eyes.

"Why
would I regret it? I was a willing participate."

Naruto
blushed slightly and mumbled,

"I
though you were going to shout at me or something…"

"Hn…
we should have a wash and go for breakfast."

Naruto
gave a nod as Itachi took hold of his arm and pulled him towards the
edge of the bed. Naruto jumped off and bounced into the bathroom,
Itachi following him. After they had finished getting washed, the
couple made their way to the dining room, entering quietly. The
little blonde ran over to Sasori and Deidara and climbed onto the red
heads lap. Sitting next to Sasori was Tobi and then beside him was
Hidan and Kakuzu, since they had returned from their mission, but had
found nothing amiss. Though Kakuzu had somehow made a fortune, which
soon after there was the news that some large gold vault had been
robbed…

"Hello
Naru-chan!" Deidara said.

"About
time you woke up…" Sasori said. Itachi sat down next to Deidara,
but didn't touch any of the food. Deidara looked a little
uncomfortable and then suddenly leaned over and started whispering in
the pale man's ear. Itachi's face grew angry and he stood up
roughly, walking quickly out of the room.

"Deidara-niichan,
what did you say to him?"

"Ah…never
you mind dear…"

Naruto
cocked his head in a cute manner, but gave a shrug and ate some ramen
that was in front of him. There was a silence and then…

CRASH!
BANG!

"ITACHI!
STOP IT! AHH!!"

Everyone
stilled in their movements as they listened closely to the commotion.

SMACK!!
THWACK! BANG! WALLOP!!

"PLEASE
DON'T!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO PLEASE!! HAVE MERCY!!
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

BOOM…silence.

The door
to the dining room opened and an annoyed Itachi came back in,
carrying what appeared to be a video camera. He calmly sat down
opposite Deidara, ignoring all the stares that he was getting from
the others. He put the camera in his pocket before reaching forwards
and grabbing some sushi and starting to eat it. Deidara looked at the
Uchiha, his eyes wide in amazement,

"Itachi-san?
Did you beat up the leader, un?"

Itachi
looked a little thoughtful and then said quietly,

"He
deserved it."

"Um…yeah
I know that, but did you have to be so mean, un?"

"Yes."
Itachi said before looking back at his food, signalling the end of
the conversation. Naruto was a little confused, but shrugged it off.
Instead, he turned his attention to Tobi, who was sitting next to
Sasori with a laptop. On the table nearby was a book labelled
'Internet for dummies' (XKhaalidaX: He has a whole collection
of them don't you know XP)

Naruto
looked at the screen and he gave a cute little shriek, jumping off
Sasori's lap, over the table, and into the surprised Itachi's
lap. They all looked a little confused. The small blonde pointed a
finger at Tobi and asked,

There was
a deep silence in the room, Sasori's and Deidara's eyes wide open
as they chocked on their food. Itachi's eyebrow was twitching and
his arms tightened around the little blonde as if not wanting Naruto
to get up and look at the pictures. Hidan looked over at the laptop
screen and grinned suddenly. He grabbed the laptop towards himself,
looking intently at the screen, drooling slightly.

Tobi
looked down at the now empty space in front of him and gave a small
whine.

"Where'd
my laptop go!? WAH! Zetsu-san bought that for me!"

Naruto
frowned slightly and looked up at Itachi,

"'Tachi,
why is Hidan drooling?"

"He's
horny…"

Deidara
suddenly started to laugh, covering his mouth quickly, but muffled
laughter could still be heard. Itachi frowned at the older blonde and
gave a sigh.

Why did he
join Akatsuki?

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Later
found the couple in the living room, the T.V onto some music channel.
The two were alone since the rest were either off doing something or
sleeping since it was quite late.

With a
sigh, Itachi turned off the T.V off and looked down at the blonde
with a faint frown. Naruto was sitting on his lap, legs either side
of his own with his hands fisting the front of Itachi's cloak and
head resting under the Uchiha's chin…and he was fast asleep.
Great.

He nudged
the blonde, hoping to rouse him, but with no success.

With
another sigh, he stood up, wrapping one arm around Naruto's waist
while the other under his butt so that he didn't fall. Naruto
mumbled something and snuggled closer to Itachi.

The pale
man carried them back to their room and placed Naruto on the bed
gently. His mate stirred and opened his blue eyes, blinking cutely at
Itachi.

"Wha…?"

"You
fell asleep, so I carried you back here."

"Ah…thanks
'Tachi-koi."

"Hn."
Was Itachi's response as he moved off to sit on one of the seats,
not really feeling that tired yet. He heard some rustling behind him
as Naruto undressed himself before snuggling back into the sheets.

Itachi sat
down and reached for a book, but paused when he felt something in his
pocket. He reached into it and pulled out the video camera that he
had…taken…from the leader earlier that day.

Out of
curiosity, he opened the thing and pressed the play button. He froze,
his eyes widening at the recorded tape of him and Naruto last night.
Even though he hated the idea of having such personal things being
recorded, he couldn't stop watching the tape.

Just
before it finished, he slammed it on the table, effectively breaking
the camera and its video contents. (XKhaalidaX: WAHH!!! DON'T
HURT ME!)

He
narrowed his eyes at the remains, feeling satisfied. At least no-one
could watch what was on there now. He then shifted and groaned. He
now had a problem…a very big problem. He stood up, intent on having
a cold shower, but instead, his eyes caught the blonde on the bed,
who was only covered by the sheets from the hips down. And from what
he could tell, the boy was not wearing anything. Oh, why did Naruto
have to sleep naked? He was aroused enough from watching that video
and now Naruto wasn't helping.

Oh…great…
was Naruto moaning in his sleep? He went over to the blonde, who was
moaning softly and tossing slightly, mumbling in his sleep.

"Mmmm…'Tachi…"

Itachi
twitched, feeling greatly annoyed. Did Naruto know who much he was
turning him on? He gave a growl and sat on the bed heavily. Naruto
jolted awake and stared at him sleepily.

"What's
up, 'Tachi?" He asked, sitting up and inching a little closer,
rubbing sleep from his eyes with one fisted hand. It was a very cute
sight.

Oh…Itachi
was going to show Naruto what was up alright. He pushed the blonde
onto the bed, getting an indignant squeak in return.

"Itachi,
what are you doing!?"

Itachi
ignored the question and kissed the blonde harshly, biting the soft
bottom lip, demanding entrance. Surprised, the blonde obediently
opened his mouth, allowing the Uchiha to explore that sweet cavern
with his tongue, making Naruto whine and moan underneath him. All
that came to Naruto's mind was 'How the hell did Itachi get so
horny?'

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Somewhere
else in the Akatsuki lair, stood Kakuzu and Hidan, looking down at
the maimed figure of their oh so great leader. Kakuzu gave a mock
sigh,

"Sorry
Leader-sama, but I need to sew this back on. Try not to squirm too
much like Hidan does."

"Oi!"
Hidan protested. A groan could be heard from the leader,

"Arghh…
Itachi sure knows how to kick some serious ass…" The man said.
Kakuzu shrugged and pulled out his needle and thread, grinning
slightly as he set about doing his work.

"OW!!
You bastard! Watch where you're putting that needle!"

"Oh,
stop being such a pussy!" Hidan said in an unsympathetic tone.

"I'm
going to kill you and have it so that Kakuzu would have to use you
like a puzzle to fit you back together!"

"And…when
is this going to happen?"

"Fuck
you."

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X- Time
skip two months-X

Naruto
gave a small yawn, snuggling closer to the sheets. Itachi had already
gone, apparently needing to talk to the leader. The leader had healed
somewhat from getting on the wrong side of Itachi. Naruto laughed
when he saw the almightily leader in a wheelchair with arm and leg
casts, his head bandaged up and an IV drip attached. Let's just say
that the leader learned his lesson. Naruto slowly opened his eyes,
sitting up and rubbing his eyes. He slid out of the bed and padded
into the bathroom, having a shower before getting dressed. He decided
to lounge about in their room until Itachi came back Then they would
go and get breakfast.

He lay
down on the bed and snoozed for a little bit, before frowning. He sat
up again, suddenly feeling sick. He stood up and went to the
bathroom, and none to soon as he promptly threw up in the toilet.
When he had done, he frowned. What the hell made him so sick?

Congratulations…

With
what…

You're
pregnant with Itachi's young…idiot…

Really!?

Yeah…
why would I lie to you?

Naruto
heard the door to the room open and close and Itachi calling his
name. The blonde ran into the room and glomped the older male.
Itachi, not expecting that, stumble backwards and landed on the bed
with a blonde half fox on his lap. He raised an eyebrow.

"What
made you so happy?"

Naruto
hugged him tighter and said,

"Kyuubi
gave me some news!"

"Oh?"
Itachi asked warily.

"Guess
what?"

"What?"

"Am
pregnant!"

Silence.

"What?"
Was the oh so Intelligent answer from the father to be.

"I said
I'm pregnant; with your baby!"

Itachi was
quiet for a little bit as Naruto watched him, his tail flickering
with the inner nervousness he felt. Itachi then gave a faint smile
and said,

"That's
interesting."

Naruto
cocked his head to the side, his eyes narrowed slightly,

"You
don't seem too happy?"

"But I
don't reject the idea do I?"

Naruto
blinked. He had a point. Maybe the man was happy, but deep down.
Itachi, he had discovered over the last two months, wasn't the one
to show much emotion. Naruto had gotten a few reactions out of the
man, but most of the time, you couldn't tell what he was thinking.
But Naruto was beginning to learn how to read him.

"Well,
I'm going to go and have breakfast, I'm hungry!" Naruto said.
Itachi nodded and kissed the blonde softly on the lips before Naruto
jumped up and ran out of the room. At least Itachi kissed him, so
that was a good sign. He entered the dining room and blinked when he
only saw Deidara sitting there quietly reading a book on art and
muttering under his breath about how crap all the art was.

Naruto
went over and hugged the older blonde from behind. Deidara looked at
him and blinked.

"You
seem happy this morning, un."

"I am! I
found out same happy news this morning!"

"Oh,
un?"

"I'm
pregnant!"

Deidara
gave an uncomfortable cough and said,

"That's
good! Have you told Itachi-san?"

"Yeah.
But he doesn't seem all that enthusiastic about it."

"Ah…
maybe he's not showing it, un."

"Maybe."

Naruto sat
on Deidara's lap and the older blonde gave a sigh as he closed his
book and put it away. He then hugged the smaller blonde close to him,
much like a mother would a son. Naruto then frowned and asked,

"How is
the leader?"

"Still
not able to walk yet, un."

"I feel
sorry for the guy…why did Itachi do that? I found a broken video
camera in our room that day. It was the same one that Itachi had come
into the dining room with."

"Um…Itachi
took it off leader-sama, un."

"Why?"

"Um…"

"Why
won't you tell me?" Naruto said, crossing his arms as his lower
lip stuck out in a cute pout. Deidara looked away, least he fall pray
to the blonde's famous puppy eyes. Sasori called it the 'classic
uke pout'.

"He's
a pervert, that's why." The quiet voice of Itachi was heard. Both
blondes jumped, having not noticed the Uchiha's entrance to the
room. Itachi looked at them calmly with his ebony eyes before
focusing on something to eat. Naruto cocked his head and asked,

"How is
he a pervert?"

"…"
Itachi didn't reply, causing Naruto to pout again. Itachi shook his
head at that, but decided to ignore the blonde. Naruto's ears
flickered with annoyance. He reached forwards and grabbed a fistful
of Itachi's cloak and growled,

"You can
be a right bastard at times!"

"I
know."

Naruto
felt even more annoyed and was going to hit the dark haired male, but
Deidara pulled him back onto his lap.

"Calm
down Naru-chan, un. He's not worth it, un."

"What's
that supposed to mean?" Itachi asked, his eyes narrowing with
slight anger. Deidara shrugged and turned his attention back to
Naruto,

"What
the hell did Deidara mean by that?" He asked himself. He turned
back to his breakfast, only to sigh in resignation. What was it with
Naruto and his pranks? He picked out the frog that had been sitting
in the middle of his meal. It grinned and waved at him before
disappearing with a burst of smoke. Never mind, Itachi would get the
blonde later. Kukuku

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XKhaalidaX:
Did you all like that?

YaoiRocks:
AH-HAHAHAHAHA!!! The leader got beaten up!

XKhaalidaX:
What, he had to be punished somehow!

YaoiRocks:
-snickers- but its still funny. And he had to be sewn back together!!