Kerry Katona On Sex With Charlie Sheen And Love For Lucien Laviscount

LIKE you, we were surprised to realise that the Daily Star might have been making up names to feature on Big Brother – either that or else Charlie Sheen, Snoop Dogg and Chelsy Davy were always just out out of shot.

Happily, the Star has OK! to race to its aid and assure us that brother-sister-like stars Kerry Katona and Lucien Laviscount are A-listers who can fall in love and make beautiful fly-in-the-ketchup reality TV shows.

And so it is that this week’s OK! tells us:

“LUCIEN & KERRY IT’S LOVE.”

OK! says they can “barely keep their hands off each other – even sharing a cheeky kiss mid-interview“.

Odd, indeed, that in those few autumnal days since they declared themselves to just showbiz pals, Kerry and Lucien should be smooching in OK!.

Kerry and Lucien (Kurry / Lucker / Kerrien?) are sat on a sofa. She is pictured looking meaningfully into his ear. His hand rests on her leg.

Says Kerry:

“I don’t think I’m his type.”

Adding:

“No-one’s ever going to take me on with four kids, I’ve accepted that.”

They are not romantically involved at all. OK! has just taken a few quotes out of context and presented them a sex-sation. Dang!

So. Kerry. Are you shagging Snoop Dogg or is Charlie Shen more your type..?