Kids On Airplanes? I’d Rather Have Snakes

I'd rather have even poisonous snakes on a plane then kids. There's a slight chance of being bitten by a snake, but with kids on planes there's nearly a 100% chance of needing some strong medication during and post the plane ride.

Like a virgin, heh! Touched for the very first time ...
Nope, this isn't a post about a Madonna song or even that type of virgin. It's about Virgin Airlines; specifically how beautiful their stewardesses are.