1. You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day. - Captain America Civil War

2. Your 20s are all about hope. And then your 30s are about realizing how dumb it was to hope. - Don't Think Twice

3. When you do something that is just wrong, there are consequences. It's called karma. The universe doesn't like it when you fuck with it, so it fucks you back - Zoom

4. I used to be so scared that you'd all forget about me. But I walk by the pictures of the three of you, and I see me in each of you. So, I know you won't forget about me because I am right there in all your faces. - Other People

5. But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone. - Swiss Army Man

6. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. - Deadpool

7. This war is like fucking a gorilla. You keep going until the gorilla wants to stop. - Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

8. Socrates said, "The unexamined life is not worth living." But the examined one is no bargain. - Cafe Society

9. You're about as important to me as a cardboard box. And the thing about cardboard boxes is they are totally boring on the outside. But sometimes if you cut them open, they'll be something interesting inside. So while you re saying all these boring things to me, I am thinking about cutting you open. - I Am Not a Serial Killer

10. Worrying means you suffer twice - Fantastic Beasts

11. Every friend I ever had, every skill I ever had is now a parole violation - Blood Father

12. They can't fight you if you don't give them something to fight against - Take Me to the River

13. I thought about dressing like my mother, but I was afraid what my therapist would think - I Am Not a Serial Killer

14. Crazy is building your ark after the flood had already come - 10 Cloverfield Lane

15. This country buys out the subversives. It turns rebels into fashion trends. - Blood Father

16. We try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, next time maybe nobody gets saved. - Captain America Civil War

17. Unrequited love kills more people in the year than tuberculosis. - Cafe Society