Generally, when somebody is being a bit too dramatic, we are saying one thing alongside the traces of “they’ve been watching too many soap operas.”

But within the case of Meghan Markle’s bonkers siblings and their bizarre conception of royal life, we guess … they have been studying an excessive amount of Shakespeare?

Yes, apparently, the Markle household is satisfied that every one royal marriages lead to bloodshed and untimely dying.

Why do they really feel that approach?

Well, the brief reply is that they are certifiably batsh-t psychotic.

The lengthy reply has to do with Princess Di, Nelson Mandela, and Meghan’s difficult relationship together with her father, Thomas Markle.

Buckle in, as a result of it appears to be like like Samantha Grant and Thomas Markle Jr. might have achieved the inconceivable and located a approach to outdo themselves within the madness division.

The newest spherical of craziness started with a letter that Tom Jr. wrote to Queen Elizabeth II … as if she hasn’t needed to cope with sufficient Americans blowhards this week.

Obviously, 92-year-old monarchs don’t have anything higher to do than learn letters from unemployed nobodies, however amazingly, it appears QE2 has no intention of responding to Thomas’ ridiculous ravings.

“Meghan’s dream was to be a princess sometime like Diana,” reads the weird missive obtained by Radar Online.

“It would even be unhappy to see Meg’s goals damaged if she had been to fail in her new place and disappear from the royal household.”

Yes, Thomas went full “veiled Mafioso threat” proper out of the gate:

That’s a pleasant childhood dream you’ve gotten. Would be a disgrace if it had been to … lead to your premature dying.

“Diana died as a result of she refused to toe the royal line,” Thomas continued.

“Meghan is one other free cannon who retains thumbing her nostril at royal protocol … We worry this could solely finish in heartbreak and catastrophe — similar to Diana!”

The exclamation level actually drives the purpose residence and makes Thomas seem to be a really secure particular person.

But hey, no less than Thomas is (pretending to be) involved for Meghan’s security.

Sister Samantha Grant (who goes by Samantha Markle as of late as a result of she now has greenback indicators for pupils), is simply brazenly crammed with seething rage towards Meghan.

In case you have not heard, immediately marks what would have been Nelson Mandela’s 100th birthday.

Meghan participated in a ceremony paying tribute to the long-lasting South African chief, and now Samantha is pissed, as a result of apparently Meghan needs to be extra centered on paying tribute to her personal father, who is completely nonetheless alive and not too long ago skipped the royal wedding ceremony.

“How about you pay tribute to your personal father?!” Markle wrote in a single tweet.

“Enough is sufficient. Act like a humanitarian, act like a lady. If our father dies, it is on you Meg!”

Obviously, Sam was simply getting warmed up, and she or he went on to proclaim that she “was proper” about Harry:

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