Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

chuck norris lost to bruce lee and lost so beautifully that he caused bruce to sometime in the future catch a cold and take medicine he was allergic to._________________<i>"You should read your bibles sirs, you'll find all kinds of weird shit in there."
-Jay, Clerks II</i>

This is a brilliant strategic move, militarily speaking. No right thinking nation would ever invade Hungary again for the fear that perhaps Chuck Norris is hiding under that bridge, waiting to roundhouse kick any army that dares attack his adopted homeland._________________bi-chromaticism is the extraordinary belief that there exists only two options
each polar opposite to each other
where one is completely superior to the other.

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Lee was chosen by organisers as a symbol of the fight against ethnic divisions.

"We will always be Muslims, Serbs or Croats," said Veselin Gatalo of the youth group Urban Movement Mostar.

"But one thing we all have in common is Bruce Lee."

Never were truer words spoken! _________________bi-chromaticism is the extraordinary belief that there exists only two options
each polar opposite to each other
where one is completely superior to the other.