It may have been the tater tot sausage cheese fudge burrito she had earlier that day, but Jessica Simpson busted ass in the middle of a business meeting earlier this week. I can’t be the only one turned on right now. Us Magazine reports:

A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider. “Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

Christ, this chick is a mess. I would say just drop her off in the woods somewhere but she would probably find the Berenstain Bears’ tree and ask if she could use the phone to order some General Tso’s chicken. Oh, and eggrolls. Don’t forget extra eggrolls!