This report claims that when Vanessa Paradis found out that her partner of 12 years, Johnny Depp, was supposed to shoot passionate love scenes with Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, she "ordered" him to quit the project.

Of course, Johnny has not left the movie, and filming has already started. But a source claims he is "trying" to get out of the movie and producers are thinking of replacing him with Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio. Sounds highly doubtful. But the best part of this story is the line: "Johnny Depp's longtime gal pal has no intention of joining the trail of brokenhearted Hollywood ladies left crying to Oprah Winfrey after Angelina Jolie stole their men." And by "best," I mean worst. How do you "steal" a person? [NY Post]

Meanwhile, Angelina and Brad took the kids for gelato again in Venice; the pic at the link of Vivienne cursing her dropped scoop is amazing. [Daily Mail]

This Lily Allen versus Courtney Love feud is kind of cray cray. A refresher: Courtney accused Lily of being on coke every night and claims that Lily came over and "did all the blow I've ever seen in my house." Courtney also called Lily a brat and called her fat. Lily says of Courtney: "I think she is in trouble and in need of help." [The Sun]

New feud! Snooki called Lindsay Lohan "gross." Then she did a back walkover. There's video of the gymnastics at the link, but the LL comment is not on tape. [Radar Online]

Robert Pattinson isn't really into material stuff. "I think I can kind of do without most things," he says. "I bought a really nice guitar recently, which is the only thing I've ever really spent a lot of money on." [The Star]

Sources are calling Naomi Campbell a control freak with anger issues. [NYDN]

Naomi Campbell's cellphone was part of the attack on her chauffeur, marking the third time she's "used a phone to keep the help in line." [NY Post]

Nicole Kidman has a new manager — and he's the guy who also handles Angelina Jolie. Will a change in entourage turn Nicole's career around? [Deadline Hollywood]

Jessica Simpson and The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner were seen "flirting up a storm" at a recent party. Numbers were exchanged! [People]

By the way, Jessica Simpson says she doesn't accept John Mayer's apology for making comments about their sex life. [Us Magazine]

Anne Hathaway sat next to Prince Charles at the premiere of Alice In Wonderland in London. "I'm not sure if he ate popcorn but he did wear the 3D glasses," she says. "I don't think anybody got a photo of that." Anne had a nervous handshake with the Prince and then: "I totally messed it up with Camilla. I was like, 'What's up? Oh, that's no good!' A little fist pound. She wasn't going for it." [Daily Express]

Lil Wayne was supposed to go to jail Tuesday, but his sentencing was postponed when a fire broke out in the courthouse. So he went to the Jay-Z show at Madison Square Garden. And to the afterparty. And the to the studio. He'll be back in court on Monday. [Gatecrasher]

Oscar gamblers, your odds are at the link: Jeff Bridges looks like a lock; Katherine Bigelow has a slightly better chance than James Cameron. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Sacha Baron Cohen was supposed mock Avatar at the Oscars — but the bit was cut lest it offend James Cameron. Hearing about this, Cameron said: "If they want to poke fun at Avatar Sunday, that's OK by me." [E!]

JK Rowling was asked to present the Oscar for best adapted screenplay with Twilight writer Stephenie Meyer, but turned down the offer: "Pen and paper is my priority at the moment." [Radar Online]

Amy Winehouse played "barmaid" at a pub in Camden, pulling beers and making cocktails. A source says: "She was pretty quick behind the bar although she got a few orders wrong." [The Sun]

Did you know that Lady Gaga wrote "Telephone" for Britney Spears? "I wrote it for her a long time ago, and she just didn't use it," Gaga says. "It's fine because I love the song, and it's exciting I get to perform it now." As previously mentioned, Gaga and Britney are planning on working together. [Star]

Elin Nordegren is moving back in with Tiger Woods, though she still doesn't wear her wedding ring. [Radar Online]

Charlie Sheen: Another day, another drama. Now an ex-girlfriend attacked and beaten by Sheen in 1996 has contacted the prosecutor in Sheen's domestic violence case and offered her help. [Radar Online]

Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane have welcomed a baby girl into their family; no word on the name. [Extra]

DMX's "gospel rap extraveganza [sic]" at an Arizona high school was canceled when the school figured out who DMX is. [TMZ]

"The audience's mood is different every night and that is fascinating as, along with my mood, it gives the whole performance a ­different feeling each night." — Keira Knightley loves the theater. [Daily Express]

"I do have something called Polaris. It's like a laser machine that brings collagen to the surface and reconditions the skin. You can see an immediate difference. It's the best thing around. I'm not going to say I wouldn't have [any plastic surgery] done because I'd be a liar. I'm sure I'll be one of those people who has bits of tweaking. I haven't done Botox because I'm scared that I won't be able to move my face." — Anna Friel. [Daily Mail]

"I'm not really a fan of my own work, to be honest." — Colin Farrell. [Mirror]

"I'm excited to watch the show, I'm excited to watch Alec and Steve…They really are peers with everybody in the room so I think they'll be able to joke around and tease everybody in the room the way a regular comedian from the outside could not." — Tina Fey is psyched for the Oscars! [ET]

"I personally find it especially flattering that he tends to deform me in every movie. But my mother and everyone ask me, 'What is it with you and him?' But that's the point of acting isn't it? It's all dress-up." — Helena Bonham Carter on working with partner Tim Burton. [LA Times]

"I would rather die than have my fans not see me in a pair of high heels. I'd never give up my wigs and hats for anything. You see legendary people taking out their trash, I think it's destroying show business." — Lady Gaga. [The Sun]

"I don't have time to get to know anybody. I'm single and alone. Nobody would put up with my craziness." — Lady Gaga. [The Sun]