This is the beginning of a lot of humorous explanation of different ideologies, religions, opinion on life, etc., etc.. I find them quite funny (at least a few of them), and I was wondering if you got any cool to share?

Some of my favorites:

Optimism - You have two cows. You hope they make a third.
Pessimism - You have two cows. You sell them both to be able to afford milk.
Realism - You have two cows.

Bobson is my name
and WoW is my game!
I can play a mage of frost
but also one of flame!
My warrior's rage I can easily tame!
30 pics per second
that is my frame,
and I pwn all the noobs who thinks I am lame!

Nice one DK
An Italian man has two cows. He has no idea where they are. He breaks for lunch.
A Russian man has two cows. He counts them. He has six cows. He counts them again. He has fifty cows. He counts them yet again. He has nine cows. He stops counting cows and opens another bottle of Vodka.
Lance has two cows. He makes burgers.

TedTheBug wrote:Nice one DKAn Italian man has two cows. He has no idea where they are. He breaks for lunch.A Russian man has two cows. He counts them. He has six cows. He counts them again. He has fifty cows. He counts them yet again. He has nine cows. He stops counting cows and opens another bottle of Vodka.Lance has two cows. He makes burgers.