I wish the woman every bit of happiness she can find and think its cool that she still will get the car she wanted. That said I couldn't help but laugh when the guy was quoted as saying kept the "fancy hubcaps" in the house to keep them from getting stolen. It sounds like the set up to a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

NoblePatrick:Sweet ride! Now she can go cruising in that Monte Carlo with her boyfriend Todd. You know Todd. That one guy with the wispy mustache, cold sore on his lip, pre-mulleted hair and a pack of smokes never more than arm's length away. They could crank open the T-tops (wow I miss T-Tops!) and jam out to some Ted Nugent on the tape deck. Later that night they would go to the local pool hall where Todd would run into his best bud Kurt. Kurt had an endless parade of girlfriends, the most recent one being Linda who was always in favor of tube tops. They would all eventually end up at Linda's place with a 12-pack of Busch (and maybe a few bottles of Bartles & Jaymes for the ladies) enjoying the pleasant spring evening and wondering what the big wide world had in store for them.

/1986 flashback//born in '71 so this is just my imagination

Also born in '71 and I know of no such Todd's/card carrying member of the Todd's of '71//Kurt was a douche