Bad Grandpa Red-Band Trailer Has Sex With a Vending Machine

One of the axioms of old-school Hollywood was, “Give ’em something they’ve never seen before!”

As far as my memory goes, this qualifies.

I know last time I posted about the Jackass spinoff, we had a debate about whether it was nerdy or not. And as much as I can go on about how I think Jackass fulfills the classic comedic role of holding a mirror up to society, it doesn’t beat this news: a direct-to-DVD sequel that cobbles together unused footage into a whole ‘nother film, will also feature two different edits of said footage…

I’m so tempted to say something like “I’m Keener on this now than ever, with a real Jonze for some comedy”…but if I do that you should probably punch me. So instead I’ll just remind you to click the jump for a penis in a vending machine. I’m not proud.