Huge breaking news: a teen smoked weed, possibly! In this case, though, the teen in question is Malia Obama (daughter of our current President, FYI), who (possibly) smoked weed at Lollapalooza a few weeks ago in Chicago, so people on the internet are mad for some reason. If you want to see the scandalous pics, just use Google or go on Twitter - we're not going to re-post them here, namely because screw the shitty narc friend who posted that online.

Also FYI - marijuana smoking was decriminalized in the state of Illinois recently, so (if she was in fact smoking pot) it wasn't even illegal. Despite this, and the fact that her potential marijuana-smoking hurts absolutely no one AND she's not a public figure, there are plenty of people on the internet who think this is the greatest crime committed in the 21st century.

Luckily, lots of other people aren't:

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Breaking: According to my sources Malia Obama is a teenager. More as this develops.