12 Straight-Up Dick Costumes Cuz F*ck Subtlety

With Halloween, comes costumes full of sexual innuendo. A firefighter with a hilariously placed 'hose.' A genie with a hilariously placed 'lamp.' A gorilla with a hilariously placed 'banana.' You get the idea. These costumes are not that. They said innuendo is for scholars and people with moral boundaires. Instead, these people wore costumes of straight-up human genitalia. Enjoy.