FA Trophy Draw

Got to be pleased with the draw. If we had to play away anywhere,surely you would want lower division and fairly local and that is exactly what we've got. On the down side, Sutton Coldfield have already shown the standard in Div One South of the Evo-Stik appears a higher one than Div One North.

Nathan Gulliver wrote:Got to be pleased with the draw. If we had to play away anywhere,surely you would want lower division and fairly local and that is exactly what we've got. On the down side, Sutton Coldfield have already shown the standard in Div One South of the Evo-Stik appears a higher one than Div One North.

Two new grounds for me on consecutive Saturdays too!

Two new grounds for me as well.

If I can get to Burnham, Biggleswade, Bideford, Histon and Poole as well that will get me to 199 altogether watching Stour. Pity I missed Evesham, Solihull and Dudley - need all those.

You tease DA! I'm trying so hard not to get a picture of your daughter in my head right now!

On the subject of barmaids at away grounds we've visited over the years,there are 5 that have remained in my memory bank. In no particular order:

Bedworth: Back in SL Midland 06/07 season. Petite girl,mid 30's,long jet black hair,tiny figure hugging short black dress,high and I mean HIGH black high heels! Bernard stayed in the bar the entire second half and who could blame him!

Woodford Utd: 07/08 season,Tuesday night. Grim place,basic ground (think stourport), imagine my delight when entering their club there just happed to be a sterotypical 'milf' behind the bar. Mid 40's,blonde,low cut top and short skirt. Made up for crap match. Lost 1-0.

Bedford Town: Last 3 seasons, very bubbly,attractive,late 40's,brunette. First season working there she was in short skirt,high heels and those fake suspender looking tights. Shame she was a brummie.

Arlesey: The only decent thing about the hellhole of a place are the twins behind the bar. Very attractive,early 20's,student type. Ample chests proudly displayed,very flirty. Only one working last season. Gutted.

I was having a look at the Kempster forum to see what people have said about their visits to Mickleover. Sussexhopper's thoughts caught my attention...

"Barmaid 8/10 a 9 would of been awarded if she hasn't gone OTT on fake tan."

Sounds promising!

Yup, that's my ex......

Well,well,well Stourboy! We could have a potential spy in the camp there then. You should attempt to make contact and get her 'onside'!We could get her to take their star player out on the night before the match in a 'honey trap' style sting. Yes,yes,I can see this working!

Arlesey: The only decent thing about the hellhole of a place are the twins behind the bar. Very attractive,early 20's,student type. Ample chests proudly displayed,very flirty. Only one working last season. Gutted.

Ah yes Arlesey away two seasons ago. I remember you banging your pint down on the bar (after getting wrongly blamed for the random gin drinking Moorings glass collector invading the pitch) and beer going all over one of the said barmaids ample breasts.

Arlesey: The only decent thing about the hellhole of a place are the twins behind the bar. Very attractive,early 20's,student type. Ample chests proudly displayed,very flirty. Only one working last season. Gutted.

Ah yes Arlesey away two seasons ago. I remember you banging your pint down on the bar (after getting wrongly blamed for the random gin drinking Moorings glass collector invading the pitch) and beer going all over one of the said barmaids ample breasts.

Arlesey: The only decent thing about the hellhole of a place are the twins behind the bar. Very attractive,early 20's,student type. Ample chests proudly displayed,very flirty. Only one working last season. Gutted.

Ah yes Arlesey away two seasons ago. I remember you banging your pint down on the bar (after getting wrongly blamed for the random gin drinking Moorings glass collector invading the pitch) and beer going all over one of the said barmaids ample breasts.

That could quite possibly explain why they only had one of the twins working last season! The one who I splashed probably made her excuses when she realised Stourbridge were back in town again!

Arlesey: The only decent thing about the hellhole of a place are the twins behind the bar. Very attractive,early 20's,student type. Ample chests proudly displayed,very flirty. Only one working last season. Gutted.

Ah yes Arlesey away two seasons ago. I remember you banging your pint down on the bar (after getting wrongly blamed for the random gin drinking Moorings glass collector invading the pitch) and beer going all over one of the said barmaids ample breasts.

That could quite possibly explain why they only had one of the twins working last season! The one who I splashed probably made her excuses when she realised Stourbridge were back in town again!

Arlesey: The only decent thing about the hellhole of a place are the twins behind the bar. Very attractive,early 20's,student type. Ample chests proudly displayed,very flirty. Only one working last season. Gutted.

Ah yes Arlesey away two seasons ago. I remember you banging your pint down on the bar (after getting wrongly blamed for the random gin drinking Moorings glass collector invading the pitch) and beer going all over one of the said barmaids ample breasts.

Arlesey: The only decent thing about the hellhole of a place are the twins behind the bar. Very attractive,early 20's,student type. Ample chests proudly displayed,very flirty. Only one working last season. Gutted.

Ah yes Arlesey away two seasons ago. I remember you banging your pint down on the bar (after getting wrongly blamed for the random gin drinking Moorings glass collector invading the pitch) and beer going all over one of the said barmaids ample breasts.

That could quite possibly explain why they only had one of the twins working last season! The one who I splashed probably made her excuses when she realised Stourbridge were back in town again!

Did you "splash" anything else on her breast's Nath?

I think my chance went begging when I soaked her with lager. I admit to many thoughts later that evening aboutv'splashing' her in a rather more romantic way!