Obese middle-aged lady: So I went to mail a letter…and the mailbox I've used for 25 years was gone! What do you think that even means? Did someone steal it? Why would they just remove a mailbox?Skinny middle-aged white man, incredulously: I've never heard of anything like that in my entire life.Obese middle-aged lady: I know, I was literally standing there for 15 minutes wondering what to do. I missed my train, I really don't know why they would remove a mailbox.Skinny middle-aged white man: That is crazy. I've never heard of that.(couple then repeats variations of the same conversation for the next three stops)

–Downtown 1 Train

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