"Looking for MojoDoll - paging bgBennyboi" looks like something you'd see scrawled on a wall down the docks Friday night. An hour later bgBennyboi would arrive wearing an enormous purple hat and fur coat. "You asked for da Mojo Doll," he'd hiss, showing teeth made out of gold and diamonds. "Did you bring the yum-yums? Mah bois be getting hungry."

We were supposed to be given 12 or so to give away in a competition but then LucasArts randomly stopped replying to our e-mails. I think some of them got fired, but you would have thought they would have been able to forward on old contacts and e-mails. Especially since they were giving those dolls out like candy at G4 or B3 or whatever those gaming conventions are called these days.

"Looking for MojoDoll - paging bgBennyboi" looks like something you'd see scrawled on a wall down the docks Friday night. An hour later bgBennyboi would arrive wearing an enormous purple hat and fur coat. "You asked for da Mojo Doll," he'd hiss, showing teeth made out of gold and diamonds. "Did you bring the yum-yums? Mah bois be getting hungry."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Someone hire Gabez, 'bgBennyboi and the yum-yums' is surely destined to be an adventure game.

Also - Laserschwert - get yourself some sort of wishlist set up, Amazon or whatever. I'm sure plenty people would happily get you something off it as a thank-you for the posters.