Battle Pet Stories

Original Pet Name: Tranquil Mechanical Yeti

Named by: Microshy

Though he might look frightful, Bean Yeti is cool as a cucumber. One a minor note, it’s only somewhat worrying that your engineer friend gingerly passed him off to you with a word of warning; “If you find a big red button, don’t press it. Take my word for it, pal.”

Original Pet Name: Drustvar Piglet

Named by: Microshy

Worse For Wear hasn’t had an easy life, but he doesn’t let that get him down. After nearly being turned into sausage by Roland the Butcher, he’s now happy as a pig in, well, you know. Sure, he’s missing a few patches of skin, but that’s Drust life for you.

Original Pet Name: Bumbles

Named by: Tudys

Tubys wasn’t the strongest of his brood in the hive, but what he lacked in strength he made up for in heart. No bee had ever buzzed louder, flown higher, or napped in as many flowers. Some shake their head at his un-bee-lievable beehavior, but Tubys is too ju-bee-lant to care.

This fiery crane is a bundle of energy and infectious delight. You smile at Ura’s happy squawks as she chases butterflies, and cheer along with her trumpet when she succeeds. From her we learn that some days hope is found in strength, and some days it’s in catching butterflies.

When the Reliquary of Souls was defeated in Black Temple, three fragments broke free and were saved. Of the three, Sufferingbean is the very Breath of Sorrow it inflicts on others. It requested to, ‘never go back’, or be left alone. Its owner promised, if only to stop the wailing.

Moon’s Light isn’t sure what all the fuss is about lately, but everyone is too sad or angry to play. Maybe if someone threw a ball, or gave them a belly rub, they’d feel better. Until then, Moon’s Light wonders if those golden, floaty blobs are for food or fun. Time to find out.

After painting the ground red with Deathbringer Saurfang’s blood, your new companion, Cronus, stands (can an ooze stand when it has no legs?) in defiance of the Argent Dawn at Light’s Hope Chapel. For the glory of the Lich King!

After kicking his horrible employer to the snowy curb, (I mean, really? Kidnapping children?), the aptly named Grumpyface has turned over a new leaf. He can’t help his grumpy look, but he has a heart of gold behind that perpetual scowl.

Having come far from stowing away on a Zandalari warship, Jacked has been wreaking havoc and establishing supremacy over the Broken Isles’ pet population. Now he’s ready to head home to Zandalar and show off his new moves!

This Anubisath Idol, Microshy, stands tall and proud in front of the Halls of Origination, ready to takes its place amongst its fellow guardians of the Titan’s ancient knowledge…After a few more pet battles, that is!

Having evolved to survive in one of the harshest environments on Azeroth, Sosuke is chillin’ like a Lava Crab villain. Not even the Dark Iron Dwarves or the Black Dragonflight of Blackrock Mountain can break this crab’s cool.

Everyone deserves a cuddle after a hard day of nipping at the heels of pesky imps–even if they’re made of lava. This Molten Corgi, Spencer, is too cute to resist. What are a few contact burns in exchange for an incredibly warm snuggle?

This Black-Footed Fox Kit, Echo of Holly, had to be cunning to survive the rugged area of Highmountain. Though Harpies, Drogbar, and Feltotem (oh, my) abound, this adorable, wily creature dances in dazzling circles around them.

With the demise of his creator, Ignis, Preacher the molten construct has taken up sword and shield once more to defend Azeroth from the encroachment of the Legion, and spread the good word of Firelord Smolderon: All shall obey, or burn!

Though born on the Darkmoon Island, Finegas’ soul was called to the long grasses and scorching heat of his ancestral land. However changed by the Cataclysm the Barrens might be, there is no doubt in this young cub’s mind: he’s home.

Original Pet Name: Baa’l. Pet was not available in-game when subscriber chose the pet.

Though not much is yet known about this multi-horned, adorable bundle of (potentially) pure evil, but one thing’s for sure: we need one. Even malevolent demon-goats need cuddles. Just keep a close eye on your soul–goats will eat anything.

When your sire is none other than The Big Bad Wolf, it means you’ve got some rather large claws to fill. It’s enough to make anyone a little grumpy. The Big Bad Grump is leaving Karazhan, and he only has one thing to say; “Run away, little girl, run away!”

When Fluffnomi rolled from a newly-won pack of pet supplies, it twittered its displeasure at being disturbed. He then waddled to a nice patch of sun, whistled low in annoyance in the direction of his ‘owner’, and promptly fell asleep. Looks like they’ll be there for a while!

A group of playful little foxes found themselves marooned on Argus, likely due to a bobble with a void portal, the naughty kits. Tarynn thoroughly enjoys pestering Pantharas, messing with Marsuuls, and Calling Darkness on unsuspecting adventurers, so keep an eye out!

She might be the youngest member of the Xuen Dynasty, but Soo Monk Bean has all her celestial relatives wrapped around her little paws. Too cute to tell no, she joins her father, Ban-Lu, and the Grandmaster on all manner of adventures in the Broken Isles. *smug meow*

It might be debatable, but no one was more annoyed with the Legion’s invasion than Rebecca. How was a Mastiff supposed to care for the sheep with all manner of demons running around? It might take many treats to win her over, but if you’re not an imp you have a chance!

Maybe Nicontis was created with a flaw in his directive, but this little Micro Defender was always too curious for his own good. Usually found wandering away from the Elekk pens, we have to wonder how long Shadowmoon Valley will contain his inquisitiveness.

Ginger may not officially be ‘born’ yet, but that doesn’t stop her from cutting an impressive swath across the battlefield. Wielding her Undead powers with ruthless efficiency, she Haunts her enemies long after they’ve departed the world of the living.

With a discerning taste in tamers, Echo sought only the best. Through hard work and dedication, you’ve proven worthy of the fiery little bird’s unwavering loyalty. Just be careful not to upset her, because she has a Scorched Earth policy that even a Firelord can appreciate!

In the ultimate example of the nature vs. nurture argument, we can’t help but wonder: could something this adorable really be evil? Especially when appeased with Firebean’s favorite snack: lava rocks. A little bribery for good behavior can go a long way!

Found on a coast by a shipwreck, no one’s sure where Gosha came from. But, the skull and crossbones on its jaunty little hat leaves little to the imagination as to Gosha’s roots. Only time will tell if this parrot is a treasure, or if it’ll make you walk the plank. Arrrgh!

Though small, don’t underestimate this fiery little battle kitten! Outfitted in armor not long after birth, Omegs can rain fire and wrath down upon his enemies, as well as any untended laundry. Also, that red dot can’t escape if the house is burned to ash. Omegs: 1 Red Dot: 0

Despite his name, Chillbean can’t wait to explore the waters beyond Northrend. After dealing with his antics for many years, like finding him ‘playing’ with the Orcas, his parents have nearly torn all their plumage out. Chillbean’s first stop? The penguin races in Tiragarde!