Toby Keith, left, sure knows how to make the most of a good country song title. He turned the fun little ditty Beer for My Horses into a film that he cowrote and acted in. (You can see it at 10 p.m. Friday and 4 p.m. Saturday on CMTV; it's also on DVD.) Wouldn't be surprised if he did the same thing with the patriotic Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American). In fact, when you look at some of his other song titles, they practically write a story all on their own:

I Love This Bar. It's the only place I take my little Whiskey Girl in my Big Ol' Truck. Sure, she's a High Maintenance Woman, but She's a Hottie. Ah honey, You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This. It makes me want to Get Drunk and Be Somebody better than I am now. Maybe I Should've Been a Cowboy. Then I wouldn't be trying to find Double Wide Paradise.

Oh yeah, straight to DVD, baby.

Keith is teaming up with Trace Adkins, right, for America's Toughest Tour, which makes a stop Friday at the Ford Amphitheatre in Tampa.

Of course, Adkins could chip in some worthy song titles himself: Hot Mama, Marry for Money and, of course, Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.

The show starts at 8 p.m. at Interstate 4 and U.S. 301 N in Tampa. Price: $16.50-$61. (813) 740-2446.