The Terror Threat from Pop-Tarts and Hello Kitty

A few months ago, a five-year-old Pennsylvania girl was standing at a bus stop talking to her friend when she made the mistake of insisting a princess bubble blower is superior to a Hello Kitty Bubble gun. The little girl suggested to her bus mate, "I'll shoot you, you shoot me and we'll all play together." That conversation resulted in the kindergartener that made the suggestion being reprimanded in the principal's office, suspended for 10 days for making a "terrorist threat," and mandated into a series of counseling sessions with a therapist.
Now we come to find out that a seven-year-old aspiring artist from Baltimore, Maryland, Josh Welch, is in need of some serious Pop-Tart-eating redirection. Seems Josh, who suffers from ADHD, was being creative with what was at hand and tried to sculpt his strawberry breakfast Pop-Tart "into a mountain" with his teeth. Josh's venture into carving territory is what got him a two-day suspension from Park Elementary School,...(Read Full Post)