AuthorTopic: Climber joke (Read 11792 times)

A climber walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seenyou in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the climber, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were climbing high up, but I got serious frostbite, but I'm fine now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were on another climb. I fell and tried to stop my fall by hooking in 'Vertical Limit' style, but or course that did not work and lost my hand.My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at a low summit and a flock of birds flew over. I looked upand one of them crapped in my eye."