Thursday, January 22, 2009

My husband states, "I just sat down and came up with this in 2 minutes after dinner."

Y’all are a bunch of liars and crooks,And Dat’s the word from DJCookie CooksWe got Bush, Cheney, and Condi RiceWho f**ked da nation not once but twiceWe went to Iraq, instead of Af GhanistanAnd forgot about all of our bridges and damsWe tortured people, we dropped da bombsAnd managed to hose our stocks and bondsBut there was a boy from Chicago all along the wayWho set up to prove that any day, he couldStep up to da plate and make everybody listenAnd throw these boyz a big ass wippin’So long little Dickie and Georgie, go back to the bibleBecause Obama is in charge, and that is finalThe people have spoken all ovah da landFrom Maine to Oregon and even in JapanYou screwed the country, you paid your buddiesAnd now you don’t get to preach to any bodyPut your head in the toilet, and enjoy the dirty looksAnd dat’s the word from Lady DJ Cookie Cooks

What kind of records do these rapper DJ types "scratch" with? Do the raid the thrift stores and make off with one of their requisite copies of Herb Alpert's Whipped Cream And Other Delights? Or Heartfelt Songs Of My Faith by Brother Jim of Antioch Baptist Church in Ecru, Miss.?