What is the most embarrassing thing that's happened @ the Ob/Gyn??For fun:)

As I sat at my 36 wk chk up today at my Dr's office (new Dr and it was 1st time he was gna Check me down there....I had been sweatn bullets for the last 4 days cuz I was so Nervous!!!) I kept thinking "OMG!! What if this or that happens!!"...So I thought....I must not be the ONLY one that thinks dumb stuff or has had funny n embarrassing thing happen!! So share!! I'd like to think I'm not the only one :)

Sooooo, here's my embarrassing (now funny) situation:

My last baby (He's 5yo now and another reason y I was SO nervous today...It's been 6 yrs since all this!).... I remember going into the office, I was a couple wks prego, and she had been feln my stomach...she sat down to do all the regular std, whatever's and as Soon as she pressed on my stomach again....I farted in her face 8/ ......I was SOOOO embarrassed!!!!! Turned beat red n HOPED it was not a stinky one since her face was right at my Vajajay! All I could do was apologize! I mean...it s those gassy months! Not my fault! Right?? Lol

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At my 36 week appointment I walked out of my room in my undies and uggs....I forgot to put my pants own....this seriously happened...I had a sinus infection and I was sleep deprived from being up all night with one of my sick children. I wasn't embarrassed though I just couldn't stop laughing when deb ( one of the nurses) said "lisa you forgot your pants" and went back to her work without batting a lash...so I'm guessing it wasn't the first time someone has done it!

I had complications with my first pregnancy and in my doctors office the techs do ultrasounds downstairs then you go upstairs to see the doctors.

After an ultrasound showed problems with my baby, the tech couldn't hide it- I could tell something was wrong. I was by myself bc we hadn't anticipated any problems so DH was at work. I start bawling crying and the tech was trying to calm me down. Told me to wait and see what doc said... They sent me upstairs and I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe and I had to sit in the waiting room with all the happy pregnant couples and people just looking at me like I was crazy. Finally my doctors nurse realized I was in the general waiting area and came and got me before sending me to the hospital but it was probably the most embarrassing day of my life. Everyone just stared at me....

I kicked my OB in the nuts. He was trying to push the bottom of the table in to help me sit up. I was trying to move my leg out of his way so he could get to the table...and my foot connected with his nuts.

With my first, I had a med student come in. It was his first time doing a pelvic exam on a live patient. I guess he didn't know how to curl his fingers properly because when he stuck his fingers up my vag, he accidentally got one in my butt, too. I blurted out "Dude, wrong hole!" and my OB burst out laughing. The guy looked mortified LOL. It was more embarrassing for him than me.

At the end of my last pregnancy I went in to discuss an induction, I was 41 weeks at this point. My husband came with me and I didn't know they were going to do a pelvic exam to check how I was doing. To top it off I had to see one of the only male doctors in the practice who I had never met before.

Anyway so the nurse tells me to take off my pants and that they would check my cervix. For some reason I instantly started sweating like they turned up the heat or something. The doctor took a long time to get there and I'm getting more and more anxious and sweaty. Finally he comes in and starts the exam but keeps asking me to scoot forward on the table (I guess I sat back too far lol). Every time I moved I could hear the paper liner ripping. When he was done I had a hard time sitting up so DH tried to help me, my hand slipped and i fell back. I finally get in a seated position, the doctor leaves so I can get dressed so when I stand up there are little pieces of shredded paper all over my ass. I spent like 10 min getting it off, the doc knocked like 3 times haha. DH just laughed at me lol.

My appt last Monday.... Went to use the bathroom on my way out. And in the middle of my hour long tinkle the auto flush started. I didn't want my tush getting some back splash love so I lifted myself a bit to avoid it. Well apparently I sprayed... Everywhere... And by hour long tinkle I mean heavy duty beer piss. The floor was soaked, my shoes and pants. Didn't have a coat so had nothing to cover myself up. Big deal when your doc office is on the 6th floor of the hospital and you have to make your way to the elevator.. Down.. And then walk to the parking garage. Did I mention yet that I was running late to pick up my daughter from pre school...?!? Mmhmm yup. There was nothing to do but rock the walk of shame. Luckily by the time I reached the school I was nearly dry. Couldn't even tell my husband. So embarrassing!!