Your Pretty Pink Bean

Nothing quite like a woman’s clitoris to give you the assistance in making her fall into pieces in no time at all.

God, the day I understood how to work this magic button, my whole approach to sex changed. Finding her G spot was just icing on the cake, and then came the A and O spots, and I just had to have me some fun.

Give me a couple minutes with my saliva-soaked fingers on your pink bean and I will be starting the orgasm countdown that will just start to feed my ego after half a dozen starts rocking you.

Just stand over here, right next to me, kiss me, and watch me buckle your knees without even breathing hard.

Knowing how to make this magic button dance is like holding a key to a lock, one that for some fuckin’ reason, some guys still have a hard time turning the key.

Could this be any easier?

Still blows my mind when I hear Miss Tumblr message me and tell me how X-Box 365 24/7 hubby can’t make his own woman cum when I could do it with my fuckin’ foot in less time than it takes to sit through a commercial break.

How is the clit still not understood by grown men?

This is the easy way out to make her cum, for fuck’s sake. Half the women do it to themselves because her SportsCenter-addicted dipshit is busy thrusting away and doing absolutely nothing for her since he didn’t warm her up.

Forget the basic rub down to orgasm option and put your mouth there for 15 minutes, firm wet and fast, and you’ll be getting sandwiches made for the week. Flick that pink little bundle of nerve endings with your tongue and lips with fingers inside her, one pushing back to the cervix and the other hitting her G and now you just sent your lady into the stratosphere.

Keep at it until she cums externally and internally in unison and your entire fuckin’ life just got better. Sandwiches? You just got a naked sous chef.

Now it’s time, and only now, to feed her that dick. Remember, keep that clit going, make her cum the hardest orgasm yet, and you can do no wrong.