Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/Hot Coffee

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When CJ's relationship is good enough, the girlfriend will
invite him in for "coffee." However, diligent hackers discovered
that Rockstar originally planned for CJ to get a more than "coffee"
when he went into their houses. This was first officially made
public in a GTASanAndreas.net
news report and appeared on
G4TV Episode #5093.

With a simple modification, the "coffee" turns into a full-blown
sexual intercourse minigame. Unlike the mini-games in Leisure
Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude, "Hot Coffee" was far more serious
and realistic. The minigame itself is based entirely on rhythm,
pressing up and down in harmony. There is also a "switch positions"
function to rotate between various sexual positions, as well as a
button for different camera angles. On the XBox and PC versions,
"nude" skins can be swapped in, and some variants can be used with
exiting saves.

The nude version also speeds along the dating process; every
girl can be dated at any time and right from the start of a new
game so that players can try the feature out at any time and as
quickly as possible.

It has been speculated that the dildo gift item was intended to
tie in with this mini-game, but because the minigame was never
finished, the dildo remains unused. The minigame was undoubtedly
cut to ensure the game received an M rating.

Beginning a new game you can just go straight to the
girlfriend's house (Denise i believe it is), the mod makes it so
each girlfriend is at home every day.

You take her around the corner to get food and then back
home.... she'll always invite you in for coffee due to the
mod.

It starts off with CJ sitting on the bed and Denise is in a
thong and a shirt which barely covers her breasts..... she proceeds
to give oral sex.... at the end of that scene, CJ puts both his
hands on her head and forces her down on him.... like the pornstars
of today like to do.

Second scene is the interactive sex scene where you have to
push the stick up and down in rhythm with CJ. Begins with a
standard missionary position. Pressing the jump button switches the
position from missionary to girl on her back with her legs in the
air then doggy style. Primary attack button changes the camera
viewpoint for all 3 scenes.

While CJ has sex he says things like 'Damn, you good at this',
and 'You should get paid for this, baby'....

Successfully pleasing the girl leads to a climactic scene where
the girl has an orgasm, failure leads to CJ 'leaving the station
early' and collapsing on top of her. At this point the screen will
read 'Failure to satisfy a woman is a crime'.

GTA: San Andreas Censor Remover allows you to patch your PS2
GTA save to remove the censor and unlock the removed 'Hot Coffee'
interactive scene (unlike the first PC patch the girls seems to be
wearing only a little clothing rather than their regular clothes)
... follow the instructions in the readme ... Looks like you can
enable the "hot coffee" scenes on your PS2 without the
modification