The New York Times Is Trying Really Hard to Jinx Our Beautiful Weather

Everyone knows that the first rule to preserving a streak of beautiful weather is to let it pass by completely unacknowledged. Otherwise, you’re likely to jinx it and end up with some of New York’s good ol’ stinking-humid-trash weather. It’s like how you automatically get sick the second you think, “Wow, I haven’t been sick in a while.” C’mon, haven’t you guys ever suffered from crippling OCD-triggered superstitionsbefore?

Apparently nobody at the New York Times has, because the Grey Lady is trying real hard to jinx the beautiful temperate weather New York has been blessed with allsummer: