Ben Roethlisberger's gangster-style fedora sent the Internet spinning to make a clever comment after he wore it to the post-game press conference of the Steelers' playoff loss to the Broncos, but we're more interested in what the future might be for a man who visits such a haberdashery. Here's some speculation about how what's next for Big Ben.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason being chased by Dick Tracy.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason playing Sky Masterson in the Fort Findlay Playhouse production of Guys And Dolls.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason engaging in corrupt lobbying for conservative organizations.