This is JUST the ticket to get the week off on the right foot. Er, right paw. Right, Quinn C.? “We here at Sante D’Or Adoption Center in L.A. believe that a warm kitten is a happy kitten, and that a warm fashionable kitten will, hopefully, someday be invited to compete on “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

[The quality of my dinner has been- oh, how shall we put it? LACKING, that’s the word. LACKING. As in TERRIBLE. So look, I have four words for you. IN AND OUT BURGER. Just hit the drive thru tonight, OK? And of course, I want my burger ANIMAL STYLE.]

[*BONUS VIDEO*]

Adam P. tells us, “Our Cairn Terrier puppy Pilot spends his days in our Seattle fabric shop greeting customers. This morning we let him play with a gold balloon!”