Early entry for the Darwin Awards 2014,

Hehe. My dad was in the paras and used to train squaddies to use the Milan. Anyway, one big training manoeuvre involving a disused train resulted in my dad blowing it up with his first shot. No target = weekend on the beer.

Another resident of the area, who lives near the ministry building that was targeted last week, said: “I heard this today when my friend rang me in the afternoon to tell me about it. He was so happy as if he was getting married.

“Which made me happy as well,” the resident said.

It makes me happy too.

If only someone could invent a religion-sensing missile with a warhead just big enough to blow the shit from between an idiot's ears.