Baseball: Don't you remember Idiotic Island? That big cage we were locked up in last season when we were all voted off?

Trophy: What does that have to do with anything?!

Baseball: He had it in Idiotic Island. It was his hobby. Something to do. I had a book, Nickel had his rubber ball, everyone had something to keep them busy in there. Well, uh, except Paper, but he went crazy and tried to kill everyone. Is that what you want? Do you want Knife to go rabid and kill us all?!

Lightbulb: I didn't need anything on Idiotic Island, and I turned out just grand. (makes weird face)

Apple: Yeah, Baseball has a fair point. I've stopped caring.

Fan: I wouldn't judge a fellow fan.

Lightbulb: Let's blow this popsicle stand. (starts to walk off)

Trophy: Hey! Stop walking! This is some serious loserdom we have here!

Knife: Well, well, well. Look what we got here. Guess you feel like a real loser right now, of course. I know I sure would. Just remember: You're a jock, and I'M a JERK. You never had a chance against me from the start.

Trophy: Oh, go jump off a bridge. (walks off)

(intro plays)

MePhone4: Hey, guys! One of you is leaving the competition in today's elimination.

Balloon: Oh! I can't wait to hear the Elimination Time theme again!

MePhone4: Uh, no, we're not doing that anymore.

Balloon: What? Why?

MePhone4: Because it sucks! So, this is your first elimination, so let me quickly explain the rules.

MePhone: So now I guess your challenge today is to make a pizza! Each team gets a small kitchen and an Ingredient Dispenser. Just say the type of ingredient you want, and it'll make it for you. The possibilites are endless!

Lightbulb: Wait, anything? (steps up to dispenser) I want the pizza, now.

(Silence)

Lightbulb: Hup, looks like your a liar.

MePhone4: I said ingredients.

Lightbulb: Ingredients? So, pepper and hot fudge?

Soap: Can we have a proper cookbook, please?

MePhone4: Yeah, and would you like a five-star chef to go with that?

Soap: Yeah, that sounds wonderful!

MePhone4: Well, you can't.

Soap: (gasp) You!

MePhone4: Anyway, you have half an hour to finish, so get to it. Chop-chop!

Soap: Okay, team, let's get started on this pizza. Since I'm the only one trained with proper etiquette here, I elect myself for being the leader of this challenge. Any objections?

Lightbulb: Hey, team! I came up with, like, the most supery, poopery, doopery... idea of all time! We're gonna make a cookie pizza!

Paintbrush: Thats. The dumbest idea. I've ever heard!

Lightbulb: Like, a pizza, but the dough's cookie dough, and the cheese is shredded chocolate! And, who's ever heard of a candy pizza with out an egg for protien! (holds up Fan's egg)

Fan: (takes egg back) Hey! There's something LIVING inside there! Are you out of your mind?!

Paintbrush: Lightbulb, this isn't even a pizza, it's just a terrible idea.

Lightbulb: Well, that's a little rude. You're pretty judgemental. Just because Test Tube is a test tube, you think she's good at science? Which she is, but that's besides the matter. And I'm a light bulb, and I have bright ideas, but still.

Paintbrush: Lightbulb, I don't see where you're going with this.

Lightbulb: And what about you. You're a paint brush, and girl, I ain't see you paint nothin'!

Paintbrush: (gasp) YOU TAKE THAT BACK! You NEVER make sense! Every challenge we lose is because of your horrible leadership!

Lightbulb, Uh, no, we won the last one.

Paintbrush: Yeah, the only one which you sat out for! This team could use some "colorful" improvement. I say I'M the new captain!

Rest: Yay! (hug Paintbrush)

Paintbrush: Ya hear that, Lightbulb? You've been replaced. Now go to the Calm Down Corner.

Lightbulb: You probably shouldn't kick me of the team. It's named after me.