Monday, September 8, 2014

How Nigerian Female Journalist, Threaten By Assassins, Expose Conversation With Her 'Would-be' Assassins.

This is hilarious in way....As news of the killing of veteran journalist, Dimgba Igwe filters with allegations that he might have been murdered, a Nigerian female journalist, Miss Chiagozie Okolo recounts an experience with her would-be assassins. She reveals chat between her and someone who claimed they were sent to kill her...Read below...The last part of the conversation cracked me up.

I had a funny experience which I would want to share. So I was in the office getting ready for my shift when my phone rang. The following dialogue ensued
Me:

Hello Caller: we have been paid to eliminate you

Me: Hello, who is on the line?

Caller: I said we have been paid to assassinate you

Me: Do you know whom you are talking to? (at this point, I hung up) The call came again. And I picked once more. This time, he talked first his voice graver than before

Caller: Are you not Chichi Okolo? You work with Metro fm, you just recently got back from the states?

Me: Yes I am

Caller: We were paid to eliminate you. As we speak, we have your complete info. Your picture is before us.

Me: So what do you want me to do about that?

Caller: Don't fuck with us (there were background noises of people who sounded so gruffy)

Me: to borrow your language I’m not fucking with you. I just asked a simple question, what do you want me to do about that?

Caller: Good. We conducted our own investigations. And found out you are innocent of all the accusations levelled against you. So we changed our mind

Me: You have done your research well, no doubts. But you have not answered my question. What should I do about it?

Caller: Are you ready to play the ball?

Me: What ball?

Caller: Don't fuck with us

Me: I’m not fucking with you. Now since you’ve conducted your investigations and found that all you were told about me were lies, why not take your money and go?

Caller: You have to settle me and my boys

Me: Please in what way?

Caller: It might interest you to know that one of your colleagues paid us for this job. We can even divulge the person’s identity to you

Me: Please what kind of assassin are you that you want so much to betray the person who sent you to kill me?

Caller: We are not here to joke!!!

Me: If you don’t mind, please don’t call this line again. I have more important things to do. Please go look for job.