The Giant King of Oppressive Segregatons is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gaia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.891 billion Oppressive Segregatonsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oppressive Segregatonsian economy, worth 329 trillion Gold Coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,082 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Gold Coins to support the Automobile Manufacturing industry, voting is compulsory, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and politicians live in abject luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Oppressive Segregatons's national animal is the Serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hedonism.