Please feel free to email me for any reason at all. I am always open to employment offers...

My email address is no longer published due to SPAM.

However, I like receiving emails from (human) visitors to this website...

However, please do not send me any unsolicited emails about enhancing body parts, custom logo creation, hot new penny stocks, or any other garbage.

I already know about these things, I will never be interested in them, so there is no need in trying to advertise them to me.

AND, if you are bot, I suggest you find something better to do. You won't find what you are looking for here.

From Email

Subject

Message

Legal

I'm fed up with people sending me SPAM through the website, so a little agreement is required:

By clicking the button below to send the message,
I am certifying that the message content
is not for soliciting commercial services as per the
judgement of the website owner. I also agree
that if the aformentioned message is deemed by the website
owner to be of a commercial nature, I will
send monetary funds equivalent to $1000 US Dollars (USD)
within 5 days per each commercial message sent.
These funds are only to cover violations of these terms
and do not release me from further legal (civil, criminal, etc) liability.
I further understand that my IP address is being logged with the message and can be used as a means of identification.