Pamela Geller: The Looniest Blogger Ever

What do you get when you combine the most outlandish gaffes of Anne Coulter, the most awkward monologues of Sarah Palin, the senility of the crazy McCain Lady, filter any remaining logic out of it and give it a keyboard in Manhattan?

The answer is the looniest blogger ever: Pamela Geller. If you are unaware of who Pamela Geller is then we apologize for bringing her being into your world, but she is all too familiar to those of us who browse the internet and have come across her shrill and plainly insane blogging on Atlas Shrugs. (Given the amount of hallucinations on that blog, Atlas Shrugs should properly be renamed Atlas Drugs).

So why not tell the truth about Obama and his reported strange sexual predilections? My question is, it is well known that Obama allegedly was involved with a crack whore in his youth. Very seedy stuff. Why aren’t they pursuing that story? Find the ho, give her a show!

Here she calls on CNN to investigate Obama’s “strange sexual predilections.” She also says that it is “well known” but then sneaks in “allegedly” that Obama was “involved with a crack whore in his youth.” This is just the beginning of the craziness. She then goes on to state that she believes that President Obama’s trip to Pakistan in the 80’s was originally to go for drugs but that he became indoctrinated into Jihad.

Back in the early 80’s, there were only two reasons to travel to Pakistan. Jihad or drugs. I think he went for the drugs and came back with jihad. (He did, after all, change his name to Barack Hussein Obama from Barry Soetoro, upon his return from that trip).

Real good investigative work Pam! He changed his name to what had always been his name and that shows that he is a Jihadist? For the uber-racist Pam Geller, drugs is a connotation for Black and Jihad is a connotation for Muslim; a Black man can only travel to get drugs, and a Muslim country can only offer travelers Jihad.

Additionally, Pam Geller has an unhealthy obsession with Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham. For Pam the old adage do not speak ill of the dead has no resonance, in fact she can’t even stop her self from speaking slanderous lies about the dead.

Pam, that ever-vigilant firecracker of a reporter broke a story that “even CNN didn’t care to touch.” What was this highly neglected breaking story? Obama is the illegitimate son of Malcolm X! In her 50,000 word rant, Pam Geller toys with all sorts of theories including the suggestion that Obama’s mom somehow had an amorous hook up with Malcolm?

Barack Hussein Obama Jr Malcolm X Barack Hussein Obama Sr. Barack Hussein Obama Sr., Tom Mboya, and Philip Ochieng, all share common physical features of the Kenyan Luo tribe: Modest stature under six feet, round faces, small chins, wide set eyes, slanted back foreheads, and retracted hairlines…none of these features are shared by Malcolm X and Barack Hussein Obama Jr.

She then goes on a long and wide conspiratorial line trying to link Barack’s mother with Malcolm X, and all the possibilities of how they could have hooked up. If you read the post, beware that it is long, like sleuthing through a swamp.

In a most bizarre jab at Obama’s mom, Geller wonders aloud why CNN isn’t pursuing some “story” about the “alleged” nude “pornographic” pictures taken of Obama’s mom by Frank Marshall Davis!

Why isn’t CNN pursuing the nude pornographic photos of Obama’s mom…I never ran the pics, as it was unseemly and wasn’t relevant. But this assault on Palin is too disgusting. It’s time to tell the ugly truth about the enemy in the White House and his whores in the media.

Maybe CNN and the “whores in the media” aren’t running this story because it is a non-story with no news value? Or maybe because it is a figment of a loony blogger’s imagination with no thread of truth in it? Or maybe because it has nothing to do with the job performance of that “Negro Mooslim enemy” in the White House?

That is another card in the loonieness that is Pamela Geller. She believes Obama is an enemy, i.e. according to her he is a Muslim. On the end-of-times loon website World Net Daily, Geller wrote this hysterical post titled Obama’s Islam: Now He Tells Us,

We should have seen all this coming. Obama deceitfully hid his Muslim background and schooling and his agenda. I started writing about Obama’s religious Muslim background in January 2007, and throughout 2007 and 2008 I presented evidence of Obama’s identification as a Muslim when he was a child, his extremist Muslim family and his Islamic schooling. In December 2007, I wrote, “Barack Obama went to a madrassa in Jakarta. A madrassa in a Muslim country. Whether he was devout or secular, he knows what was taught. He knows what is in the Quran. Even if he is ambiguous, he knows the stakes involved. His father was a Muslim who took three wives (without divorcing). His stepfather and close members of his family are devout Muslims. Not an unimportant influence.” And who can forget Obama’s bald-faced lies to the Jews? In February 2008, Obama told Jewish leaders: “If anyone is still puzzled about the facts, in fact I have never been a Muslim.” Yet he was registered as a Muslim in an Indonesian school…And so now we have our first Muslim presidency, just eight years after 9/11. The media can spin their subjugation and adulation a million different ways, but America did not vote for a “Muslim presidency,” which is what this is. Everything this president has done so far has helped foster America’s submission to Islam.

If that weren’t enough then you could predict what comes next. Not only is Obama the illegitimate son of Malcolm X, not born in America, on top of all that it is obvious that since he is a Muslim he must also be an anti-Semite!

Every decision, every move, every policy decision the President has made in regards to Israel has been the act of …. an anti-semite.

So there you have it the Mooslims are taking over! In fact they have already taken over America, so much so that we have a Mooslim president, who is anti-Semitic, sired by the fire breathing Malcolm X, his mom was a whore, and oh yeah somewhere in there he is also a socialist! That comes to you courtesy of the Looniest Blogger Ever!

Her blog remains “popular,” the adjective “popular” however may be a bit misleading as it seems to be popular only with crazies who espouse openly bigoted views. A glance at her comments section demonstrates this,

What is a man with the name Matthew Polombo doing as the secretaey general of something called the Somali Youth Action? To build this big Islamic style complex exclusively for Moslem Somalis in Minneapolis means someone thinks they are there to stay ….. but as soon as we get rid of the Monster in the White House, we will get rid of them. Since they were imported, the crime rate has soared. They were criminals in Somalia, so they are also criminals in America and have no idea of American ideals and way of life. This sport center would be a hatching center for more crimes against Americans who don’t want them, didn’t ask them to come and want to get rid of them. The people of Minneapolis are insanely stupid if they allow this Obamanation to materialize.

WTF?!?!? How many dang Somalis do we have here that they need a frickin’ Youth Center? WhoTF needs Somalis here anyway? What? Are they the world’s best meat-packers?!?!?

Yeah, and I know. . . when the Muslims say “prevent” violence they mean “promote” violence.

Yeah, right. Separate gyms and pools, a place to get married, and maybe a hall or two in which to teach hatred and strategy for Islamic Supremacy?

This article is just more evidence that Muslims, (may their prophet be damned,) have no desire to assimilate or become Americans in support of America.

These comments are just a sampling of what passes as polite discourse on Atlas Shrugs, to get further acquainted with her and the loonieness of her commenters just parse through the comment section there, you will be truly mortified.

Update: Pamela Geller now claims she never penned the Malcolm X article, and that she doesn’t support the theory that Malcolm X is the father of Barack Obama. However, she never made any such qualifier when she originally posted the piece on her site. Which begs the question, why, if she didn’t believe what was written did she post it under her name? How can she not understand how insane it is, even for someone who believes Obama wasn’t born in America, to think he was the illegitimate son of Malcolm X, let alone give credence to such loony conspiracies by posting it on her site?

Pamela Geller is also a strong supporter and sympathizer of Norwegian terrorist and mass murderer Anders Breivik. The feelings are mutual.

Nick Lynch

I found Kurt’s quote on an educational institution’s website, certainly not anti-Islamic, although I do not know if the quote is taken out of context because I have no desire to read a 7th century book. Al-Anfal, verse 65 does seem to reiterate what Kurt said.

Nick Lynch

Al-Anfal verse 65, there are several translations but all seem to be very similar. I’m not sure if Kurt took the quote out of context but it certainly does say that.

Zakariya Ali Sher

> blacks/ hispanics are very
much the crime

> wave in the US.

Wow. You’re racist too. Yeah, I’ll be the first to admit there are plenty of black and Hispanic criminals, but there are also lots of white criminals too. A lot pretty nasty ones at that.

> hundreds of thousands of gang members.

You mean like the KKK, Aryan Brotherhood, Church of the World Creator, Outlaws, Hell’s Angels, Warlocks, Confederate Knights of America, Nazi Lowriders, European Kindred, the IRA… I could go on, but there are plenty of gangs and terrorist groups that are wholly made up of white Euro-Americans, many of which have racially motivated ideology. But then you aren’t likely to mention them, are you?

> soolians are a big problem too, i lived

> near them.

Mmmhmmm… somehow I doubt that. I assume you mean Somalis, not “Soolians,” though considering your poor grammar I could be way off here. Unless you lived in Minneapolis-St.Paul, Columbus or D.C. you are unlikely to have met all that many Somalis in the US. Most I’ve known have been pretty decent blokes. The Somali community in Minneapolis-St.Paul has some great stores and restuarants. But of course since your information seems to come from hate-mongering websites and talk show radio hosts, I doubt you’ve ever tried mishaari or canjeero…

> the stats
on radical muslims are world wide

> not for US.

Okay… That’s still small numbers. There are plenty of Muslim majority countries that have had little to no terrorism.

> many million radical can
change he

> world. after all there are 1.5 billion

> 3% of that??

I’m… not entirely sure what you are saying. If only 3% of the world Muslim population is radical, that’s still a small number. Islam is a big religion, and we aren’t concentrated in just one place. The biggest Muslim populations are actually in Indonesia, Pakistan, India (which is Muslim minority!), Bangladesh, Egypt, Nigeria, Iran, Turkey, Algeria and Morocco… And that’s before we get into the fact that just about every country between Senegal and Djibouti, Albania and Uzbekistan, Yemen and Lebanon is Muslim majority. Its hard to paint Islam with a broad brush, even harder when you realize most Muslim countries aren’t war zones.

> radicalization is growing.

Actually, it seems to be declining, but that isn’t as fun for bigots like you to report.

> europe is not europe anymore.

Why, because its not “white”? Who gives a shit? Seriously, why should I care that Europe isn’t “purely white.” It seems kind of… racist, frankly, but then you Islamophobes seem to be rather racists. Its a trend with you folks. Have you ever even been in Europe?

> google the
stats, report what you come

> up with.

Well, lets see, the UK is about 90% white (85% British white, another 5% “other” white), about 4.5% Asian, 1% Afro-Caribbean, and another 1% black African. About 70% of Britain self-identifies as Christian, 15% as Atheist, 2.5% Muslim, 1% Hindu and 0.5% Sikh.

If we turn to the continent, France is about 85% white, 10% North African, and 3.5% black African. Stats on religion are a little more mixed. About 27% are atheists, 63% are Catholic, and 7% are Muslim. In Italy, 92% of the population is Italian, 1% is North African, 4% is Eastern European white, and 0.5% is black African. Italy is about 91% Christian (almost all Catholic), 6% Atheist, and 2% Muslim….

Shall we go on? Even if the Muslim population of most countries doubled or tripled, we still wouldn’t be in the majority. Hardly taking over Europe. Yeah, there are more of us than there were a generation or two ago. But part of its because you Americans are noticing us more (France and Italy have very old ties with their former colonies in Africa, same with the Brits in India) and partly because the world is getting more diverse. Most people would think that a good thing. Fact is, Europe was rather… monolithic back in the day. You didn’t have many mosques, Hindu temples, synagogues, gurudwaras and so on, especially not outside of big cities.

People like you fear change because you are dinosaurs. It makes you realize just how dull and irrelevant you really are.

> i cross reference, see many

> different websights.

Which ones? CIA World Factbook? Ethnologue? Wikipedia? ReligiousTolerance.org? If you can’t even name websites, perhaps you shouldn’t be citing them at all…

> most people of these cultures do not

> belong in the
US.

Why? What makes your ancestors so much more “worthy” than mine or anyone else’s? Are you admitting that you are a racist? Quite frankly, I like having Ethiopian restuarants, phở noodles and Jewish delis on my block. I like hearing cumbia on the radio, and watching Bollywood movies, and Filipino and Korean TV shows. I like being able to go shopping and find áo dài, salwar-kameez, cheongsams, barongs and West African jewelry for my girlfriend. I like having friends from Colombia and Pakistan and Egypt and Mexico and Somalia and Palestine and the Philippines. I like having mosques and churches and synagogues and temples and gurudwaras.

> btw, the decent ones agree w/me,

Guess I’m not one of the decent ones them. Good thing I don’t care what you think of me. I’m not here to impress you.

> & i mean the 3rd worlders.

Yeah, that’s not at all racist sounding…

> this is not the same as the immigrations
> in 1900.

How so? Because we aren’t white and Christian? Bear in mind there were plenty of non-whites who immigrated prior to the Asian exclusion act, sometimes legally, sometimes illegally. You’ll also remember that the laws prohibited many people from bringing women over, or from marrying white women (something blacks and American Indians were also legally prohibited from). I’ve always admired the Panjabi immigrants who got around that law by simply marrying Mexican women.

And of course you have plenty of Latinos and American Indians who were in the US before the land was even claimed by the US. Plenty of runaway black communities too, who fought and died for their freedom. Look up the Seminole Wars, which were all about slavery, or the Maroons, or the Gullah Islanders.

> i would like to preserve the constitution
> & the american way of life.

You are aware the Constitution guarantees everyone freedom of religion. It explicitly does not discriminate against Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, Atheists, Jews, Wiccans, even Satanists.

> the muslims seem to be making trouble

You mean the less than 1% of the population in the US that follows Islam?

> & many demands.

What demands, exactly? Are we forcing you to not eat pork? Or not drink alcohol? Speaking of which, there are plenty of dry counties in the US. Is that a Muslim policy? Of course not, it goes back to Baptists and Evangelicals, yet you don’t fear Christians imposing their beliefs on you, do you?

> the states are trying to pass anti sharia lawsa

Only a handful of states, and many go back to the same incestuous anti-Muslim lobby. David Yerusalemi is also a white surpemacists, which is an ironically poor life decision for a Jew, but nonetheless…

> but the federal govt blocks this

Here’s a clue, they are mostly unconstitutional (see above).

> check out pam gellers aid for islamic girls,
> she is concerned.

Geller is a con artist. Her whole motivation is getting money, converting people away from Islam, and getting people to hate us. I could pull a list of her many, many anti-Muslim comments over the years. She doesn’t just hate radicals… she hates Islam. Period. She hates halal, she hates speaking Arabic, she hates people wearing “Muslim clothing.” She doesn’t do jack shit for any Muslims…

> i prefer brigette gabriel, robert spencer,

Bigots one and all.

> a few liberal muslims i follow.

Whom exactly? Somehow I doubt you could name any Muslims, let alone follow them. Have you ever met a Muslim? Ever had a Muslim friend? Ever visited a mosque? No… your just another boring white woman from a flyover state.

Also, for someone who loves America so much, your English is atrocious. Learn proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. It’s hard… almost painful to try reading the crap that you wrote. Are you even a native speaker, or another so-called “third worlder” as you seem to love calling people…

golden izanagi

um when I’ve never seen anything like that on her site for anytime I go on there and even if you did send those stories to her she probably would consider that some form of “taqiyya” which according to geller and other members of the anti muslim moron brigade is a religious mandated lying by muslims to deceive non muslims, that of course has been proven to be utter bullcrap by not only this site but by videos like this one as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjZSJg1HQpc

thegreenmantle

Pam !…… Sorry I meant Laura . You are back . Would you care to explain your cryptic comment?
Or are you content to continue to look as clever as your mentor ?
Sir David

You really do need to improve your English if you want to be a credible troll . It really ruins your standing to use phrases that do not make sence such as ” we are right in back of great britian.” No capitals and I expect what you mean to say “we are right behind Great Britain .” A truely professional Hasbara troll would not make such simple mistakes . Are you still in training ? How much are you paid ?

Toodle pip and have a nice day

Sir David

PS where is somolia? one assumes you mean الصومال

Zakariya Ali Sher

> it is true about the
somolians in the US.

You mean the roughly 100,000 or so Somali Americans? That’s less than 1% of the American population, and they are scattered all over Minnesota, Ohio, California and the like.

> crime is a growing problem.

Crime is a problem EVERYWHERE, and its not just Somalis who commit crimes. In fact, violent crime is actually decreasing in America, and has been for decades. That said, I can point out that my home city of Chicago has a higher murder rate than Baghdad, and its not Somalis carrying out those murders. Its mostly black, Hispanic and yes white street gangs shooting each other and anyone who happens to be in their way. So why are you blaming Muslims for crime?

> pam is correct about
many things, her delivery is
> too dramatic.

Geller is an inbred moron who couldn’t tell her ass from a hole in the ground. She’s not right about anything. She simply profits from spreading hatred.

> she knows & admits that
most muslims are decent people.

Really? Where exactly, because everything I’ve seen her say implies otherwise. Remember, she has protested against teaching Arabic in schools, against museums having exhibits on Islam, against halal food, against Dunkin Donuts (on the basis that “Rachael Ray wore a ‘Palestinian’ scarf”), against Miss America being a Muslim woman… pretty much everything having to do with Islam, or simply Arab culture, upsets her.

> but the radical side is growing. 1.5
million in the worlds,
> 3%-10% radicals. do the math.

Where exactly do those statistics come from? Did you poll every Muslim in every country to arrive at those numbers? I’m not even sure how you would define “radicals.” Assuming that 5-10% were radicals, that would still be the minority, incidentally. Also, speaking as a Shi’a Muslim, we make up roughly 10-15% of the world Muslim population. Yet in the US, I rarely find other Shi’a amongst my co-religionists (and we Muslims are less than 1% of the US population). If extremists were at an even lower percentage than we are, than they would be an extreme minority indeed.

> many radicals
already w/in the military here, govt,
> universities.

Really, because if we are, then we are doing a piss poor job. The US is still occupying Iraq and Afghanistan, hasn’t closed down Guantanamo, is still using drone attacks, is still trying to suppress Iran, and is agitating for an invasion of Syria. There are very vocal anti-Muslim elements in the government, in the military, and yes even on campuses. If there is such a vast conspiracy, then how come entire states have tried to pass anti-Sharia laws? How come Pamella Geller is still running around getting rich?

> times are changing,

Yes, they are. And that’s a good thing. The fact is, America is getting more diverse and I love it. As a country with freedom of religion, I think its great that just about every town now has mosques, synagogues and temples. I think its great that my Latino friends are growing in numbers, flexing their political muscles and expressing their culture. I think its wonderful that black heritage is now celebrated, and that Asian Americans are gaining ground. If you don’t like that diversity, too bad.

thegreenmantle

yawn . How well are you paid to be this stupid or insulting ?
Sir David

Zakariya Ali Sher

Actually, this may astonish you, but we do know about world events. I’d daresay that most posters on LW are more educated than Islamophobes like you. More astonishingly, some of us are Muslim, have studied Islam, have travelled or lived overseas, and even have family there. I’m much more invested in what happens in the Middle East and Asia than you are. But then, all you want to do is spread anti-Muslim bigotry. I suppose you forget that “Focus on the Family” (a fundamentalist Christian lobby out of Florida) got American Muslim pulled with their boycott. Pamella Geller apparently objected to the show because it “didn’t show terrorists.” And you wonder why we make fun of morons like her?

Zakariya Ali Sher

By the way, tell me, do you believe in the Bible? Do you believe that all non-Christians will go to hell? Do you believe that during the end of the world, all Jews will die, except the 440 thousand who convert to Christianity?

Zakariya Ali Sher

And which ongoing genocide in Africa do you refer to? Its a big place. The genocides in Rwanda and during the second Congo Civil War had nothing to do with Islam. Both countries are overwhelmingly Christian majority, in fact. Even the genocide in Darfur has little to do with Islam and more to do with racism plain and simple. Aside from the obvious fact that most Sudani Arabs have very obvious black ancestry (Bilaad al-Soudan in fact means Country of the Blacks) the ethnic Fur and Zaghawa people are overwhelmingly Muslim. Darfur has historically been a major centre of Muslim learning in the region.

Anyway, Pamella Geller is a moron and can’t construct a coherent argument without falling back into jingoistic propaganda. She doesn’t want to debate terrorism or fundamentalism, she only wants to spread hatred towards all Muslims. She is, by definition, not a rational human being. I fail to see what I need to address about her arguments, as they have already been rebuffed by actual academics and other Muslims, yet Geller continues to spew her hatred. At this point, its so much easier to simply mock her. That and the fact that she sees a “Muslim conspiracy” behind… well, everything from Dunkin Donuts to Campbell’s soup to halal turkeys…