Video: Beyonce HBO documentary teaser

Monday, December 3, 2012

Beyonce teases her rabid Stans with a sneak peek of her new HBO documentary. As you know, Bey directed and produced the documentary which promises to take viewers even deeper into the inner recesses of her private world.

In a series of still images that flash by, we see an image of a woman’s pregnant belly which we are supposed to assume is Beyonce. There is no confirmation (such as a shot of her face). The sneak preview reeks of desperation, rather than leaving the viewer anticipating more. I would shed a tear for Beyonce if she was someone that I cared about.

She gonna come up with every excuse she can possibly come up with,” NeNe joked. “My blood pressure was going up, my hair was shedding, my nails were coming unglued, I couldn’t walk…

“Kim knows who to tell some tall tales, believe me. The b*tch might be two weeks pregnant but will tell you she’s two years pregnant. That baby gonna come out the size of a bus. You gotta be crazy enough to believe it. That’s why I don’t f**k with her.”

So she’s doing a documentary on her own life?
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strange aint it. dont u supposed to wait til you old to do that. i mean let somebody else do that. Weird

OutsidetheBox

What was wrong about it? Admittedly, all I could make out was her ever present belly chain.

LONG TIME NO FONT (or see) @ShugaPie

OutsidetheBox

@LuVn…nene said that? Hilar!

luVn_liFe…

Kegel balls are basically small balls that you insert into the vagina, and you use your vagina to hold them to make it tight and right,” Kandi said. “I have mine in now.”

luVn_liFe…

Yes OTB,I havent watched RHOA or any others for that matter.I catch it in passing or here.
I just read what NeNe said

http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@SUGAR PIE
“So she’s doing a documentary on her own life?
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strange aint it. dont u supposed to wait til you old to do that. i mean let somebody else do that.”
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Yeah, doesn’t someone ELSE do a documentary on you?? She prolly stole it from someone else like she do everything else.

Who cares that much to watch that anyway?

OutsidetheBox

Who cares that much to watch that anyway?
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I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.

http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I don’t have HBO.

luVn_liFe…

@zoe . .
For her sakes I hope she’s BEEN Putting money under her mattress in her walls,TVs,Sewing it into her valences are any Other Place Crafty she can come up with

Bad Influence

dem eyebrows tho…

lovezoe

I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.
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VDot

Hey Boo

Bad Influence

Who Dat says:

Kandi said. I have mine in now

^^

That hoe need em.

I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.

WHAT IS YO PROBLEM??

Who Dat

I don’t have HBO

^^ Now that Boardwalk Empire’s LAST episode was last night I am calling to cancel mine til NEXT season.

SugarPieHoneybunn

OutsidetheBox says:

What was wrong about it? Admittedly, all I could make out was her ever present belly chain.

LONG TIME NO FONT (or see) @ShugaPie
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hey gal!!
but ole gir stomach look like its made outa that pantyhose lookin fat suit material. then again i only noticed the damn belly bc YOU pointed it out for me. LMAO!! Girl you a true fan

MissHarlem

Dont sleep on ben wa balls

NaijaGal

Who Dat says:

Kandi said. I have mine in now
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That hoe need em.
I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.
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My Lord

OutsidetheBox

Perplexed by them brows, specially since hers so thick.

NaijaGal

ovezoe says:

How about the Feds done seized LiLo bank accounts. Time to start putting money in your mattress.
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they’re gonna find her dead from overdose…now whether it’ll be on the porn set or in an alley is the real question

luVn_liFe…

Who Dat says:
^^ Now that Boardwalk Empire’s LAST episode was last night I am calling to cancel mine til NEXT season.
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Going to watch it tonight,ION Have HBO either,But i down load the BoardWalkEmpire Every monday and watch it Later . .
I KNOW ITS GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!

OutsidetheBox

Oh Dubb.

Gigi26

That hoe need em.

I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.

NAIJA- I feel so bad for her. What happened to the cute little girl from Parent Trap.

Who Dat

WHAT IS YO PROBLEM??

^^

Apologies and shat.

SugarPieHoneybunn

oooh why Kandi gota be a hoe?? lmao
now who she screw besides JD gremlin ass

luVn_liFe…

Listening to Michael Baisden,Im sick of hearing bout Relationships

Who Dat

Going to watch it tonight,ION Have HBO either,But i down load the BoardWalkEmpire Every monday and watch it Later . .
I KNOW ITS GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!
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GIRRRRRRRRRRL Nucky Thompson is my NUKKA.

So you KNOW how I feel about Chalky

I aint liked no HBO show like that since Big Love.

NaijaGal

lovezoe says:

NAIJA- I feel so bad for her. What happened to the cute little girl from Parent Trap.
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Hollywood

LOGGING OFF, I BE DAMN IF STAY IN HERE AND LET YALL TALK BOUT MY FAM LIKE THIS

HAVE AT IT

KayCeiSoul

luVn_liFe… says:

Kegel balls are basically small balls that you insert into the vagina, and you use your vagina to hold them to make it tight and right,” Kandi said. “I have mine in now.”

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Kandi better teach ’em.

http://SandraRose.com Keesh

What!!!! I cant wait to see this…… Love me sum Bey baby.
Now Auntie this is a
Im ready, Im ready

luVn_liFe…

micheal baisden be gettin on my nerves sometimes. i be like nicca play a old ass song and STFU with yo preachin ass. ole sinbad lookin ass nicca #sorry
~ ~ ` Tell us hpw Ya Really Feel SugarPieHoneybunn . . .
He does need to STHU!

lovezoe

NAIJA- Thank you hun. You know I look at him and he smiles and it just makes you realize life is so precious. Kids smile for no reason. My older kids fight with each other, but they can just laugh and nothing happened. It’s so wonderful.

Now, enough of that mushy stuff. Some days, all I can do is pray .

Who Dat

oooh why Kandi gota be a hoe?? lmao
now who she screw besides JD gremlin ass

^I read the list once and the shyt was so long I got tired of reading.

luVn_liFe…

Whatchu Saying KaeCcei??

NaijaGal

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

luVn_liFe… says:
Listening to Michael Baisden,Im sick of hearing bout Relationships
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micheal baisden be gettin on my nerves sometimes. i be like nicca play a old ass song and STFU with yo preachin ass. ole sinbad lookin ass nicca #sorry
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wonder if he’s mad Steve Harvey took his steelo LAWD I’ve read some of his books #DidntSpendMyMoneyThough

Zoe&Naija, a good friend of mine, had an “accidental” baby 2 yrs ago And she talks about how when her days are going bad or her hubby gets on her nerves, how that lil new baby will just crack a smile at her and she turns to pudding! And how nothing even matters after that! Too sweet!

^^ I still feel some kinda way about them getting rid of Jimmy Darmondy. And his azz wife Angela.

NaijaGal

lovezoe says:

NAIJA- Thank you hun. You know I look at him and he smiles and it just makes you realize life is so precious. Kids smile for no reason. My older kids fight with each other, but they can just laugh and nothing happened. It’s so wonderful.
Now, enough of that mushy stuff. Some days, all I can do is pray .
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<—–has 4 brothers…last Thanksgiving I almost stabbed the oldest boy, by Christmas we were back cool I tip my hat off to your parents…now which one is your favorite…came up with the saying today that "Parents Love Their Children Equally BUT Like Them Differently"…I know I'm my mommy's favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

free says:

things i want to see in the new documentary:

– new hairstyles
– belly with some damn veins in it

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-her count to 10 without using her fangas!

bwahahahahaha….Ikid stans…don’t come for me

luVn_liFe…

And his azz wife Angela.
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Mhhh Hmm

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

How about the Feds done seized LiLo bank accounts. Time to start putting money in your mattress
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Told yall she can phuck over the legal system but the IRS are going to get theirs by choice or force Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now

NaijaGal

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Zoe&Naija, a good friend of mine, had an “accidental” baby 2 yrs ago And she talks about how when her days are going bad or her hubby gets on her nerves, how that lil new baby will just crack a smile at her and she turns to pudding! And how nothing even matters after that! Too sweet!
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wonder if that's how my mom ended up with this last one she was almost out the game then BAM

Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now
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They need to pay her in gum she did a horrible job

luVn_liFe…

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot says:

How about the Feds done seized LiLo bank accounts. Time to start putting money in your mattress
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Told yall she can phuck over the legal system but the IRS are going to get theirs by choice or force Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now
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NOPE,Still in crack as AGREED! lol

KayCeiSoul

luVn_liFe… says:

Whatchu Saying KaeCcei??

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All I ‘ill sayin’ is that those balls tighten and tone the vag muscles foreal-foreal.
If you use them right and work out regularly, you could break a pretzel stick.

I remember reading a Mary Morrison book back in the day right?
The next day my azz was at the “what-not” store with a hat and sunglasses on like “Uhhh, I’m looking for something, can you help me?”

Been right err’since. Prolly why I’m in a heap of “trouble” rett-nah.

Bootcampgirl

I finally got to watch the new Showtime @ the Apollo…I was VERY impressed! I hope it lasts!
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When and what time does this come on?? TIA

NAIJA- There is no “favorite” per say, but like you said all differently. Middle child- boy who turns 6 this month, gives me the most headache. Yet he is a funny person. He loves to dance like me. My daughter- 7 is very timid. The kind that needs to carry a brick around because that’s the only thing that will save her.She loves to read like me. My youngest- he is the calmest for the moment. When you pick him up he lays his head down on your chest. Just precious.

lovezoe says:
There is no “favorite” per say, but like you said all differently. Middle child- boy who turns 6 this month, gives me the most headache. Yet he is a funny person. He loves to dance like me. My daughter- 7 is very timid. The kind that needs to carry a brick around because that’s the only thing that will save her.She loves to read like me. My youngest- he is the calmest for the moment. When you pick him up he lays his head down on your chest. Just precious.
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Awwwhhhhh”

KAY I tole em earlier not to sleep on them Ben Wa balls. Hell if most chicks knew about em they wouldnt be whistling whilst walking.

Sam

I just still want to know who was she fuggin to get to play LIZ TAYLOR? WHET?

Liz was an alcoholic…not a crackhead. I am still irritated by the choice of LILO to play an ICON
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that’s what I was

I did watch the taming of the shrew this weekend w/ Liz Taylor and thought about that movie and felt they could have got someone else to play that part

Who Dat

OAN I think my coosie has gone to coosie heaven from getting no DACK

^^^

It doesn’t go to heaven does it? I thought it just grew cobwebs and dust and shat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

MissHarlem says:

KAY I tole em earlier not to sleep on them Ben Wa balls. Hell if most chicks knew about em they wouldnt be whistling whilst walking.
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NaijaGal

Who Dat says:

I just still want to know who was she fuggin to get to play LIZ TAYLOR? WHET?
Liz was an alcoholic…not a crackhead. I am still irritated by the choice of LILO to play an ICON
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I’d rather they have Megan Fox (who? exactly) play her than LiLo…there is absolutely nothing sexy about her and Liz was sexy and sensual not a former cute meth head

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

Kandi’s bust it list:

JD
Gerald Levert
The camera man from Bravo (the opportunist)
AJ
*the football player from last season*

OAN I think my coosie has gone to coosie heaven from getting no DACK
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It doesn’t go to heaven does it? I thought it just grew cobwebs and dust and shat.
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No cobwebs that bish is

BYE baby!

lovezoe

Meghan Fox probably not even getting out of bed for a Lifetime Movie.

KayCeiSoul

MissHarlem says:

KAY I tole em earlier not to sleep on them Ben Wa balls. Hell if most chicks knew about em they wouldnt be whistling whilst walking.

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ALL TRUTH!

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

I did watch the taming of the shrew this weekend w/ Liz Taylor and thought about that movie and felt they could have got someone else to play that part
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No matter how much they dress her up I will always remember her burnt fingertips every time I see her

I posted 130 thinking about work and thangs, but now I’m thinking about sex acts

Sam

No matter how much they dress her up I will always remember her burnt fingertips every time I see her
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Its sad she was a pretty girl, everytime I see clips of her folks in the news I just smh…poor thing

Who Dat

Kandi’s bust it list:

JD
Gerald Levert
The camera man from Bravo (the opportunist)
AJ
*the football player from last season*
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Willis McGahee
JD daddy Michael (supposedly)
Her baby father
Ryan Cameron (supposedly)
One of the Scott sister’s bf which is one reason the group broke up
Shakespear (producer…which is how she got the oppty to write for Destiny’s Chirens)

Some more folks including some womens but I love my log in.

Sidenote: My mama is 63 and dont have two deceased ex-bf’s.

NaijaGal

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Your talent determines what you can do.
Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do.
Your attitude determines how well you do it.
-Lou Holtz
===================== but since this is a Beyonce thread you didn't need to give credit to the author *sniggles*

BEREA, Ohio — A member of the Cleveland Browns’ grounds crew killed himself at their practice facility, a team spokesman said Sunday.

The man’s body was found Saturday morning at the facility in suburban Cleveland, the same day Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher committed suicide in front of his coach and general manager after earlier killing his girlfriend.

Browns spokesman Neal Gulkis confirmed to The Associated Press that a team employee died of a suicide, but provided no other details. He released a statement calling the man a good friend and an outstanding employee and saying the team’s heartfelt condolences go out to his family.

“This is a terrible tragedy,” the statement said. “He will be missed by everyone in the Cleveland Browns organization.”

VDot

-her count to 10 without using her fangas!

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Why worry about counting when you have someone else you can pay to count for you

Meghan Fox probably not even getting out of bed for a Lifetime Movie
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chit…I know Bryan Austin Green (had to spell it all out) got a new show but he ain’t no Brad Pitt…and in the movie why the dude playing Richard Burton old enough to be her daddy…Richard & Liz were only 8 years apart

MissHarlem

MRS what it do

NaijaGal

luVn_liFe… says:

BEREA, Ohio — A member of the Cleveland Browns’ grounds crew killed himself at their practice facility, a team spokesman said Sunday.
The man’s body was found Saturday morning at the facility in suburban Cleveland, the same day Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher committed suicide in front of his coach and general manager after earlier killing his girlfriend.
Browns spokesman Neal Gulkis confirmed to The Associated Press that a team employee died of a suicide, but provided no other details. He released a statement calling the man a good friend and an outstanding employee and saying the team’s heartfelt condolences go out to his family.
“This is a terrible tragedy,” the statement said. “He will be missed by everyone in the Cleveland Browns organization.”
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did he get any concussions from mowing the lawn???

Who Dat

and in the movie why the dude playing Richard Burton old enough to be her daddy…Richard & Liz were only 8 years apart

^^ That was the part that got ME.

VDot

Some more folks including some womens but I love my log in.

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Kandi was chopping down Auntie?

bubblicious

@NAIJA

I see you.

MissHarlem

Liz and Dick movie was fckn HORRIBLE. I aint got no one to blame but myself bc I never do media hype movies so thats what I get. 2 hrs I cant get back

luVn_liFe…

Naija!! LMAO
I feel where Ur coming from . .
Cuyahoga County Coroner confirms an employee with the Cleveland Browns hanged himself inside a Browns storage shed…

me and Ben Wa Balls however it would be nice to get some. I must knock the dust of the pussy first

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

Green Car

KayCeiSoul

bubblicious says:

What if one of those balls gets stuck up there? What if you get to tight to push it back out? Talk about clogging your plumbing.

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Lawd hammercy Bubb, this was the SAME THOUGHT I had all those years ago in that store. The girl said they wouldn’t get stuck and they didn’t. You use Kegals to hold them and release them. They won’t get stuck babes.

*Hums the theme to the Jefferson’s – the one at the end when it’s going off”

So I remember this guy and I swear for the life of me I don’t know his name but he drove a green car so iffin I make a list his name is green car.
^^^
Was it a green Taurus? He on my list too…

I have a dude named Baseball on my list. He came too quick and said he used to think about baseball to prevent this ahh ISSUE. Cant remma his REAL name so the fugga is foreva listed as Baseball.

Diva

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

No pullers on it MsDiva

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Can I get those via mail orda? any site suggestions por favor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

VDot says: Why worry about counting when you have someone else you can pay to count for you

Matter of fact let me submit my resume to her! I’m always looking for a new job
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Bey needs to hire somebody to count for her..speak in public for her…and teach her how to walk and chew gum @the same time…(w/out getting it in her hair)
Hope you can multi-task!

I’m wonderin bout these coochie balls y’all are tawkin bout…
hmmm….

KayCeiSoul

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

<–has never used them BUT I'd bet money that I could shoot one outta mine <–mouth wide open

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I'M LEAVIIIIIIINNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please let me make to at LEAST 38 WEEKS! I cannot laugh at y'alls foolishness like this!

Bey’s eyes reminds me of Lefteye’s before she died in that documentary.

NaijaGal

TLC is prepping for reality tv’s next phenomenon, “The Sisterhood.” Meet the pastor’s wives who’ll be stirring up drama in the name of Jesus inside…..

Set in the heart of Atlanta (obvi), TLC is hoping “The Sisterhood” will bring the same drama and excitement of “RHOA” and “”BBW,” but with “Jesus” as a storyline. The show provides a candid look at five larger-than-life preacher’s wives as they run their families and churches. And since we’ve learned that a successful reality show is based on drama, you’ll be able to count on these ladies to bring that to the table as well.

Accoridng to the trailer, tension will run high as the “ONLY” thing the ladies agree on in their love of God. “Everything else is up for grabs,” says one of the wives.

So what’s going to set this show apart from other reality shows based on groups of women? From looking at the promo…not much. There will be skeletons (one of the preacher’s wives admits to being a former crack addict), there will be sex (one couple is into handcuffs) there will be fighting, and there will be lots of shoes and fancy clothes. We guess the only difference is everything is done with just a touch a Jesus.
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Diva

MissHarlem says:

However once you sign up with them you will get an email every night like clockwork at midnight. I guess freaks really do come out at night

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Thanks for the headsup Freaks come out at night, the freaks come out at night

Domonique is anything but your typical preacher’s wife. She’s bold, she’s brash, and she’s unapologetically honest. After moving to Atlanta, she met and married Brian, an Evangelical pastor, and they had two daughters together. After years of growing The Good Life Ministry, the couple fell on hard times and were forced to close the church’s doors. They are now looking for new opportunities to fulfill their calling and Domonique is hoping to repair the damage that losing the church caused to her marriage.

MzTisch

Does Catfish come on tonight or tomorrow? When I say that show brings me joy……..

*rocking like Anita Baker*

NaijaGal

When most people think of preacher’s wives, they think of demure ladies in big hats, conservative suits, and strands of pearls. So when people find out Tara is a First Lady, they usually do a double take. She’s fit and fabulous and her wardrobe leaves little to the imagination. Tara and her husband Brian recently relocated their family from Los Angeles to Atlanta so Brian could pastor a new church. However, Brian, who was actually raised Jewish, lost his position at the church after only six weeks. Now the two are struggling to find their footing in a city where new churches… and new friends…are hard to come by.

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Diva, let us know what you find out. I vote that Dawn’s gets any and all coochie wall ball money up in here not k

NaijaGal

Most First Ladies do not have a colorful past like Ivy. As one of the members of girl group Xscape, Ivy lived the partying life of a pop star. But since meeting her husband Mark, pastor of the Emanuel Tabernacle Church, Ivy is singing a different tune. She is now a dutiful First Lady, wife, and mother to a one-year old son. However, her not-so-wholesome past helps Ivy relate to and connect with her inner city congregation.
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Harpo who this woman???

NaijaGal

It’s rare that you’ll hear a first lady say, “I’m Dominican and I don’t play!” But Christina often makes it known that she’s a sassy Latina who you don’t want to mess with. Christina and her husband Anthony run one of the largest and most successful churches in Atlanta called the Oasis Family Life Church. But the success of their church also means they struggle to meet the needs of their ever-growing congregation. And, if that weren’t stressful enough, Christina and Anthony also have to wrangle their two challenging teenage daughters who are just as sassy as their mother.

KayCeiSoul

YNH – I thought it, but I just didn’t say it.
Maybe that’s what her thieving azz was going for.

Now she stealing looks. She’s a cold tony. Wattah-tah. *Courtesty of Pootie-Tang*

NaijaGal

One look at DeLana singing on stage in her leather pants and spiked heels and you’ll definitely think she’s a rock star. But don’t let her rocker chick exterior fool you – she’s a First Lady through and through. DeLana and her husband Myles pastor the Worship with Wonders Church where music plays a big part in their ministry. They write their own music and perform original songs at every Sunday service. In addition to music, DeLana is passionate about helping children. She has two children of her own and often acts as a surrogate mother to young members of her congregation in need.
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and with this I’m out…yall have a good one *sniggles*

My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

You raised them right!

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

Christina and her husband Anthony run one of the largest and most successful churches in Atlanta called the Oasis Family Life Church.
_________ This is my church

Oh lawd

KayCeiSoul

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

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Is Brown one of your chirren? You know YNH…that man they caught on camera in the sto’ who said he won? *sideeye*

One look at DeLana singing on stage in her leather pants and spiked heels and you’ll definitely think she’s a rock star. But don’t let her rocker chick exterior fool you – she’s a First Lady through and through. DeLana and her husband Myles pastor the Worship with Wonders Church where music plays a big part in their ministry. They write their own music and perform original songs at every Sunday service. In addition to music, DeLana is passionate about helping children. She has two children of her own and often acts as a surrogate mother to young members of her congregation in need.

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What you say Self? Is this Ceephus and Reese Mayweather? Nawwww! I really don’t think that’s them, but it shole sound like it Self. Showl do.

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.
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I found me a small church down the skreet from me.I used to go to Salem Bible Church and heard so many stories about the son sexing like he crazy…I just need a low key church that my kids can sing in the choir and still feel like a family and praise em and go home.

Bad Influence

<—excited about the donald goines story on celeb crime files

Who Dat

I gots tha sads… My gpa dropped cuz of a “C” I got last semester…took me out of magna cum laude status…

^^^

DANG… It will be okay

AGANE sis…

http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

OMG Catfish is the SHAT! watched it for the 1st time this past weekend. fell in lubb right away

OTB a bish tried to come fa meh on my FB page bew!

Bad Influence

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

My kids are awesome!!! Very good seeds. I’m proud of them everyday. The babies are now on the phone with my ex-in laws asking for krispy kreme donuts. I’m sure my father in law will be here in about 30 mins. I don’t think they know that these aren’t their grandkids. They always fall for the okie doke!

http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

HIS! hey puddin pop! what it do?

DTTS bish got mad bc i posted a pic of a vlogger named “Hair Crush” aka Chime & captioned the pic “her hair IS everything” & who said “type 4″ hair can’t grow like this. she goes ”
went into “Her hair IS everything…really? lmao…no honey it’s just hair…..what is type 4 hair..i am a licensed cosmotologist and have no idea what that is….and what is this obsession with long hair? I wish for the day we haev these conversations about colleges…smdh..i’m just saying what other women are this taken with hair issues? BTW sister is beautiful but she cus easily be with short hair as well”

WUT
It’s ok, forget about it and just work hard in your next class. What’s done is done…
————————— I am sooo burnt out! I have three classes left. I don't feel I have the strength!That's why I got that low C in the first place! Its too late in the game to take off a semester. I want to get it over with!

Who Dat

bish wut?? let’s spell cosmetologist correctly 1st shall we?

Ummmmm

MzTisch

Bad Influence says:

@Naija, yes! and that whole ordeal was just ridiculous. that lil girl was trajic and what was he doing fondling that hard looking child?

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We ain’t schit together today cuz I was thinking the same thing. The recreation had her looking one way, and then they showed the real girl. I was like

I don’t beleeve that he had sex with her. I really don’t. Dude was effing Supahead. I think she wanted to and got mad cuz he wouldn’t give her the time of day she wanted him to.

WUT
It’s ok, forget about it and just work hard in your next class. What’s done is done…
————————— I am sooo burnt out! I have three classes left. I don't feel I have the strength!That's why I got that low C in the first place! Its too late in the game to take off a semester. I want to get it over with!
========= STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Ok, close your eyes and picture yourself in your cap and gown, with your kids all watching, and you crossing that stage!

You can do this! Not everybody can, BUT YOU CAN! Shake it off! You have come too far to stop now!

KayCeiSoul

@ iWhip – I will be on your FB today. I took a break.
Please pray I don’t find this trout-in-timbaland mouf heffa.

How do you go on a natural hair care page and act disgruntled?

I feel like my on Waiting to Exhale..”YOU raggely bish!”

NaijaGal

Bad Influence says:

@Naija, yes! and that whole ordeal was just ridiculous. that lil girl was trajic and what was he doing fondling that hard looking child?
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I assume he was high and they met in a club and you know how that goes but the next day when the sun was out he went at the face that probably didn’t match the image he had from the night before…so when he dissed her…well you know the rest…she’s out now cause the ish happened in 2002 and she got 10 years…should’ve given her trifling ass life

KayCeiSoul

I feel like MYKELTI on Waiting to Exhale..”YOU raggely bish!”

Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

Whats with this leash that Rhi claims Chris put on her and told her never give it away

Is that supposed to be cute and why did she have to post herself wearing it

TTS bish got mad bc i posted a pic of a vlogger named “Hair Crush” aka Chime & captioned the pic “her hair IS everything” & who said “type 4? hair can’t grow like this. she goes ”
went into “Her hair IS everything…really? lmao…no honey it’s just hair…..what is type 4 hair..i am a licensed cosmotologist and have no idea what that is….and what is this obsession with long hair? I wish for the day we haev these conversations about colleges…smdh..i’m just saying what other women are this taken with hair issues? BTW sister is beautiful but she cus easily be with short hair as well”
bish wut?? let’s spell cosmetologist correctly 1st shall we? :rollseyes;
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Tell Sheneneh to go back to Brenda’s Bump and Curl and stay off of FB.

NaijaGal

WUT WUT in da BUTT – you’ve got senioritis which means the ish is almost done…keep forging ahead cause when you cross that stage, it’s a euphora like no other

Rapper Tyga enjoyed a cushy upbringing in the Valley — NOT Compton — at least that’s what the rapper said on a game show back in 2008 … and TMZ has obtained the unaired footage.

The show was called “Bustas” — where wannabe-rappers compete against each other to see who can embody ugly rap stereotypes the best … playing borderline-offensive games like “Guess the Rapper By His Grill” and “Is This a Real Rolex?”

Tyga appeared on the show … and immediately sacrificed any semblance of street cred in the process … claiming he grew up in a well-to-do household in the Valley, and his parents drove a Range Rover.

But Tyga — who has since claimed he grew up in Compton — insisted, “I’m still street.”

Thankfully for Tyga, the show was never picked up and the clip never made it to air … until now.

The highlight: “Bustas” culminates with a freestyle rap, in which the contestants are asked to incorporate buzz words like “amoeba” into their raps, and Tyga’s so bad … he gets his ass boo’d off stage. (For the record, Tyga does not know how to pronounce the word “amoeba”)

It’s pretty bad — but you should check out the video to see if Tyga actually loses the entire show.
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Studio Gangstas