Somewhere, someone knows how this Buzz Lightyear action figure wound up in an anus. It could be a long story. It could be a short story. Maybe there's no real story at all. But there is this x-ray.

The image is from the recent hit from powerhouse genre x-rays of weird things inside asses, "Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be." This book exists. When would you read it? On the train? In the bathroom? I do not know. Did the Buzz Lightyear figurine in question here have electronic voice actions? I do not know. But we can hope. [Daily What via TMZ]