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Early life

Alt 2.0 was created as a replacement for the original Alt (some other robot who people seem to care about more than her) back in 2010.

A rare picture of what Alt 2.0 looked like before the hack. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS FORM OF HER. IT'S TOTALLY USELESS.

Around the same time Matryoshka Miku came out with her creepy and hypnotizing song, Alt 2.0 (coincidentally) came out with a non-creepy and cute song called MARUDE MATRYOSHKA after a trip to Soviet Russia and staring for hours at the cute nesting Matryoshka dolls. The song reached #2 on the UnUniverse Hot 100, but could not make it to #1 because of the hit song Hammer Zone. This is why she and Matryoshka Miku are bitter rivals.

Alt got jealous of Alt 2.0 and felt it was unfair to be replaced, so she got some magician dude named Zizz (who nobody even cares about) to hack into Alt 2.0. Zizz turned Alt 2.0 evil through Idiot Manipulation, Smell Manipulation, and Iggy Azalea.

Alt 2.0 ran off to a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in Soviet Russia to work, well, as the computer, but she ended up scaring all the customers more than the animatronics with her scary face.

Alt 2.0 today

Alt 2.0 is known to hide inside Pop'n Music arcade machines, which are more popular in Japan than they are in America. The reason being is because of HER.

Pop'n Music used to be seen as a lighthearted shame just because of its cute characters, but Alt 2.0, as the first un-cute character, bumped up every song in the shame and made it harder than ever before. All the things coming down at you in the shame came down 2910x faster, and more appeared on the screen at a time thanks to Alt 2.0 dragging the other Pop'n Music characters to Alphabeta, where they were forced to monitor the assembly lines at the Letter Factory to make sure no more Bursters appeared instead of letters. Due to this, Pop'n Music's old reputation was wiped from everyone's minds and it is now seen as a terrifying, hard, and unpopular shame. With cute characters.

After Alt 2.0's rampage, 27 Pop'n Music machines in America were thrown away or shipped in crates to Gensokyo. THANKS A LOT.

Involvement in Teletubbies

Outside of Pop'n Music, Alt 2.0 works as a minion of the Teletubbies. She created the Tubby Phone, which she gave to the Teletubbies in exchange for enslavement and a year's supply of Tubby Custard with Laa Doodles to dip in it. She currently works alongside the Teletubbies as the scary member of the group, who kills Teletubby Land Bunnies just by looking at them.

The Teletubbies love Alt 2.0 because she has a fruit loop of doom just like Po and a tummy for a face. Alt 2.0 loves them because they give her toast.

Bread

A typical day in the life of Alt 2.0.

Recent escapades

Hypnotizing the Higglytown Heroes

Creating the Tubby Phone, which she gave to the Teletubbies on November 9, 2015.

Trivia

Alt 2.0 used to say "Hello darling" to say "hello" before she was hacked, but after the hack, she stuttered on the "da" part of "darling" and could not stop unless rebooted. The Teletubbies taught her to say "eh-oh" and now she uses it on a regular basis ever since. In fact, she speaks fluent Telugu thanks to them.

It took her literally 20 minutes to learn Telugu.

Nobody knows who built her, but some say it is Steve Jobs due to the fact that her head's shape resembles that of an iMac.