Are they kidding me! One of the world's key stock exchanges just "locked up". Watch your wallets and pay attention, this could get hairy/scary.

Let the bs reasons why begin. It should be interesting!

More sellers than buyers ... no............... a mouse ate the power lead... no King Obummer declared it a long liquid lunch day on the tech bourse....... Some idiot hacked the source code and shared it free on BimmerBoost !