President Uhuru Kenyatta will be the 5th African President to have a a phone conversation with President Trump (after Abdel Fattah el-Sissi(Egypt), Beji Caid Essebsi(Tunisia), Jacob Zuma(South Africa), and Nigeria's Muhhamadu Buhari).What do you think they said to each other?

Uhuru: Congratulations Mr. president on being elected the 45th president of USA

Trump: Hello Mr. Kenyarra. This was the biggest margin of victory since Ronald Reagan. Millions and millions of people who I call the silent majority went to the polls and voted for Trump.

Uhuru: In Kenya we can sum the will of the people as "Trump Tosha" or only Trump!

Trump: You are right. Only Trump can resolve the world's problems. I am bringing back jobs to America. Exxon Mobil just announced their investing billions and billions of dollars in our economy.

Uhuru: You plagiarized that idea from me, just like Melania plagiarized Michelle's speech. I was the first to say Kenya will face neither East nor West. They wanted to jail me at the Hague, but Kenyans voted for me as their president.

Trump: I read you won big league. Congratulations mr. president. I like you. I think you are smart!

Trump: I will be the first American president to visit Kenya in his first year in office. My only African trip in my entire life has been to Egypt.

Uhuru: We thank America for granting Kenya a Category One status.

Trump: You have always been Category One! Kenya deserves to be number one always. Let no one cheat you.

Uhuru: My wife Margaret passed her greetings to Melania.

Trump: I read the runs in the marathon. But I know she can't defeat Melania. She does triathlons.

Uhuru: "Thie ukiumaga" (Go drying)

Trump: Hangs up...."

Mukurima X Muriuki.

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