I sure wouldn’t have done that when I was fourteen. A couple of my friends (and many female classmates) worked at our local pharmacy. I’m sure there wouldn’t be any long-term gossiping as a result of that purchase. No. And it certainly wouldn’t have ruined my dating chances with the entire female population of the high school. Nuh-uh.

At any rate, I salute the genius who came up with that assignment. Boys competing to put condoms on fake johnsons. Congratulations on making high school just a little bit more awkward than it used to be.