Disposable Rob:Mytch: That's nice. What font did you use when you discovered the God particle? Oh, you didn't? How about one of your other major physics discoveries? None? Okay then.

/stupid people problems

I read that in Willy Wonka's voice.

"It's all there, black and white, in Comic Sans, clear as crystal! You stole Higgs Boson particles! You bumped into the supercollider which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"

You seem really invested in this whole thing. At what point in your life did font become something that is elicits a emotional response for you? Were you raped by a typeface when you were a child? Did you suffer under the abusive hand of the quick brown fox whilst in grade school?

rustypouch:Comic sans is not nice. When someone uses it in a professional setting, they let me know they have next to zero grasp on how to effectively communicate, how others perceive them, or just don't care.

THAT.

Using Comic Sans has zero upside. No one will look at your professional "Quarterly Usage and Informational Metrics Report" written in Comic Sans and go, "Wow! What an awesome piece of intellectual property!", but many people will go "Ugh, what a stomach-turning piece of useless twaddlefluff."

// and you don't want people bagging on your QUIM before you've even had a chance to open it