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October 29, 2016December 3, 2016

Day #303: Typing of the Dead: Overkill

It’s been a long day and I’m looking to take it easy on a quiet Saturday night. Maybe you’d like to do the same, which is why I’ve put together this quick and easy guide to a fun Saturday night (that is, if you have no friends, don’t like to go outside, and enjoy typing).

First, you will need to acquire a copy of Typing of the Dead: Overkill, from your favorite retailer. (Or Steam. Probably just go to Steam.)

Then, you need to download the following custom dictionaries.

Pro Wrestling Terms

Lovecraftian Quotes

Types of Cheeses

Nicolas Cage Film Titles and Quotes

NES Games

Korn Songs

Pokemon Names

1970s Porn Stars

Palindromes

Serbian Cuisine

What follows is a beautiful journey only possible via the wonders of modern technology; allowing you to not only fend off the zombie menace, but educate yourself on the Old Gods and their favorite milk-based food products. If there’s a better way to spend a weekend, I sure as hell don’t know it.

Disclaimer: This may be more of a reflection on my social life and is in no way a guarantee of a good time, though if you don’t like Nicolas Cage, you may actually be dead inside, in which case I will be forced to type Ron Jeremy’s name at you.