……and then fight started

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started….

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started….

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,’I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’

I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’

And then the fight started….

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started….

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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don’t send to all