i like to smoke weed, its fun to do
and i like it when people say that someone "does" weed, it makes me laugh

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Ebaums Goals:

[x] Win Misstawpa's love
[x] Get nudes of Misstawpa
[ ] Fuck Misstawpa
[ ] Fuck Misstawpa in the ass
[ ] Make Misstawpa my wife
[ ] Cheat on Misstawpa with Sara Jean Underwood
[ ] Hire a hitman to kill Misstawpa so I can marry Sara Jean Underwood and start a new life with her
[ ] Fuck Sara Jean Underwood in the ass
[ ] Hire a hitman to kill Sara Jean Underwood
[ ] Use some of Misstawpa's hair and saliva, that I secretly kept in a safety deposit box, to clone multiple Misstawpas
[ ] Have a giant Misstawpa orgy
[ ] Hire a hitman to kill all the clones except for the first one
[ ] Marry that first Misstawpa clone
[ ] Live a happy life with the Misstawpa clone
[ ] Hire a hitman to kill the Misstawpa clone
[ ] Become Misstawpa
[ ] Die peacefully after living an accomplished life