I found this in my Inbox with the words "Want me? Buy me this July 22nd." underneath. Come on! She's 16. The rest of the email was about how cute Izuna was. Fan service is nice and all, but you gotta draw the line.

I hope you aren't implying that's anomalous or noteworthy. If so, I suggest you research Rule 34.

And anyway, she's "16", where the quotation marks stand for "<anime></anime>" which means a character has a body nowhere close to its age. The flipside of this is called the "cosmic loli paradox", where you have a 20,000 year old character that has the body of an 8 year old, a common sources of arguments between pedos and non pedos on moderated hentai boards.

"Unfortunately, the dragon only speaks in Napalm, a curious ancient language that you don't really need to speak to understand."