Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

389

Access denied--nah nani na nah nah!

390

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

391

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

392

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

393

According to a woman I heard talking yesterday, CoffeeMate can be used to make wonderful cream soups.

394

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

395

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

396

According to Newton, nothing can travel at the speed of light. Not even light.

397

According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.

398

Accountants don't die, they just lose there balance.

399

Acid: better living through chemistry.

400

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.