In the type of story that can only come out of the Sunshine State, 23-year-old Jason Vickery was arrested Saturday after allegedly invading a home in St. Augustine on Saturday, where he reportedly masturbated twice, ate a salad, and paused to play with the owners’ remote-controlled toy helicopter.

Vickery told police he entered the house through an unlocked door, reports FOX 30. Authorities found the man in possession of a wig, towel, marijuana and chewing tobacco.

It is unclear whether the man removed any items from the home. He faces burglary charges.