..........There's
a land that is fairer than day...And by faith we can see
it afar...For the Father waits over the way...To prepare
us a dwelling place there....IN THE SWEET BYE AND
BYE...WE SHALL MEET ON THAT BEAUTIFUL SHORE...IN THE
SWEET BYE AND BYE...WE SHALL MEET ON THAT BEAUTIFUL
SHORE...We shall sing on that beautiful shore...The
melodious songs of the blest...And our spirits shall
sorrow no more...Not a sigh for the blessings of
rest..IN THE SWEET BYE AND BYE...WE SHALL MEET ON THAT
BEAUTIFUL SHORE...IN THE SWEET BYE AND BYE...WE SHALL
MEET ON THAT BEAUTIFUL SHORE.............To our
bountiful Father above...We will offer our tribute of
praise...For the glorious gift of his love...And the
blessings that hallow our day....IN THE SWEET BYE AND
BYE...WE SHALL MEET ON THAT BEAUTIFUL SHORE...IN THE
SWEET BYE AND BYE...WE SHALL MEET ON THAT BEAUTIFUL
SHORE

SPIT
'N' WHITTLEbottle
STOPPERS

SPIT
'N' WHITTLE
BOTTLE STOPPERS

loop
leg luther

Luther's
got a knack for avoiding hard labor of any
kind. In fact the boys at the bunkhouse
nicknamed him "The Solar-Powered
Cowboy" 'cause every time he finds
a shady spot he quits workin'.

SB&-S02

LOOP
LEG LUTHER HAS LEFT THE
BUILDING

hooch
gibson

Hooch
Gibson is the kind of fella that must've been born
on horseback. Claims he can ride anything with four
legs and hair on it. His favorite sayin' is "If
the job can't be done on horseback, it just ain't
worth doin'!"

SB&B-S04

HOOCH GIBSON
HAS LEFT THE
BUILDING

Straight
Shot Stoney

Ol'
Stoney was born about the time "the Grand
Canyon weren't nothin' but a gulley." His
favorite sayin' is "I may be over the hill, but
it's a helluva lot better than bein' under it."

SB&B-S05

STRAIGHT
SHOT STONEY
HAS LEFT THE
BUILDING

Firewater
Willy

Ol'
Willy runs a place out in Arizona that sells
handmade indin gifts. Calls it a "Souix-Ve-neer
Shop". Says he used to be a great chief,
"Till th' tribe caught him makin' home brew
corn whiskey in the ceremonial tom-tom.

SB&B-S06

25.00
10.00

Tequila
Joe

Joe
likes to brag that he was raised on nothin'
but "Texas Red & Cactus Juice".
(chili & tequila). But Joe is quick
to tell you that th' only reason he drinks
tequila is "to save that poor leetle worm
from drownin'."

SB&B-S08 25.00
3.00

levi
druelslinger

Levi's
a "real" cowboy. He's got a
black hat, a big ol' wad of Redman, and he's
always broke. Bein' broke ain't nothin' new to
Levi. As a kid his family was so poor all he
had was a tumbleweed for a pet...

SB&B-S13

25.00
3.00

hoolihan
hank

Hank
is a diagnosed team roper.Lots of folks get this very serious
disease and are unaware of it.Here's a few of the symptoms:*Wearing T-shirts that say "Will
Rope for Food".*Having more missing fingers than the
guy that feeds the sharks at Sea World.*Driving a brand new $35,000 ¾-ton
diesel crew cab dually pickup with matching
four horse slant trailer, and borrowing money
for gas.

SB&B-S20
HOOLIHAN HANK
HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

squatting bear

It's
and old Indian tradition that when a baby is born
the mother looks out the teepee and names her baby
after the first thing she sees. Unfortunately this
little Indian was born in bear country, just as the
huckleberries ripened and, well, you figure it out.
If you don't believe this story is true, just ask
his twin brother Dribbling Moose.

SB&B-S21

25.00
3.00

anita
mann

Anita
is a buckle-bunny. She's got cupid's cramps
and is lookin' to put her brand on a cowboy.
Sez, she always wears a hat just in case she
finds a cowboy willin' to get married at the
drop of one!

SB&B-S22

ANITA MANN
HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

cow
camp kate

Kate
is a top hand.She
can out ride, out rope, and out shoot any cowboy
around.When
asked whether women make better cowboys than men she
replied, "All I know is roosters crow and hens
deliver."

SB&B-S23

COW
CAMP KATE
HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

rowdy
barr

Rowdy
was born a fighter. His
daddy was an old Indian fighter and his mama
was an old Indian. Unfortunately he rarely
comes out on top. In
fact, he's lost so many fights his friends
nicknamed him "Miracle Whip" cuz it
would be a miracle if he whipped anybody.

SB&B-S24

25.00
3.00

slim
chance

Like
all real cowboys most of the time, Slim's
broke. He
says it's easy to tell how much money he has
in the bank.All he has to do is pick it up and
shake it.When asked what he'd do if he won a
million dollars, he replied, "I guess I'd
just keep bein' a cowboy 'til it was all
gone."

SB&B-S25

25.00
3.00

curly
clark

Curly
says “I don’t have a receding hairline, I’ve
got an advancing forehead”.The truth is that Curly is bald.So bald in fact, his friends say that
every time he takes a shower he gets
brainwashed.

SB&B-S26

CURLY
CLARK
HAS LEFT THE
BUILDING

rattlesnake
jake

This
South
Dakota
cowboy is so tough, he shaves his face with a
broken beer bottle, combs his hair with a
porcupine, flosses his teeth with barbed wire,
and uses a cactus for toilet paper!

SB&B-S27

RATTLESNAKE
JAKE
HAS LEFT THE
BUILDING

whiskey rivers

Whiskey
always says "If somethin's worth doin',
it's worth doin' right. So if your gonna
lay around and drink whiskey all day, you
gotta start early in the morning!"

SB&B-S28

25.00
3.00

one
eyed jack

Jack
is a professional poker player and a
compulsive gambler - he even went to gamblers anonymous
once to try and quit...they gave him 10 to 1
odds he would never make it.

SB&B-S29

25.00
3.00

chopper

Chopper
was born to ride a hog. Even as a baby,
all he wore were black diapers with 'Wild
Thing' written across the backside.
Chopper says being a biker ain't what it used
to be. Nowadays, instead of hanging out
with Hells Angels drinking beer out of a rusty
cylinder head, it's doctors and lawyers
sipping martinis, with tattoos on their arms
like 'Born to Be Upwardly Mobile' or 'Make
Investments in High Interest Bearing Mutual
Funds, Not War.'

SB&B-E01

25.00
3.00

homer

Homer
used to play ball with an obscure minor league
team, the Wala-Wala Warthogs. His love
of hot dogs earned him his own BBQ grill in
the dugout, and the nickname 'Sultan of Suet'.
Now he coaches Little League and plays
slow-pitch softball. The closest he gets
to a grand slam now is breakfast at Denny's.

SB&B-E02 25.00
3.00

jim
shorts

Jim
wasn't exactly born to play basketball.
In fact, he committed his first double dribble
at the age of two while attempting to eat peas
and carrots simultaneously. Since he's
both vertically and ethnically challenged, the
closest this guy will every get to a jam is on
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

SB&B-E03

25.00
3.00

mad
dog gruntfartski

Mad
Dog is one truly offensive football
player. In fact, he's the only player to
receive a personal foul for bad breath.
He says his mama taught him three things about
playing football: 1. When you eat
a defensive lineman always spit out the
helmet. 2. Face masks are for
sissies. 3. Never swear at a
referee; making fun of the hair on his
mother's back is far more effective.

SB&B-EO4

25.00
3.00

moose
slapshotzsky

Moose
is one heck'uva hockey player but not exactly
the brightest crayon in the box. When he
first joined the team his coach had to remind
him to put on clean socks everyday - after a
week his skates didn't fit.

SB&B-E11

25.00
3.00

buzzard

No
Tag

SB&B-C03

25.00
3.00

boozin'
beary

DINGLE
BEARIES
Boozin Beary by Rich Weatherbee

SB&B-D01

25.00
3.00

bear
footin'

DINGLE
BEARIES
Bear Footin by Rich Weatherbee

SB&B-D02

25.00
3.00

ace

This
kind of sleaze-ball is definitely not to be
trusted on the golf course. You should
never bet against a guy with a dark tan, beady
eyes, and the best wood in their bag is their
pencil. Ace has been known on occasion
to yell four, shoot six, and write down five.

SB&B-G01
25.00

ace
(FULL FIGURE)

This
kind of sleaze-ball is definitely not to be
trusted on the golf course. You should
never bet against a guy with a dark tan, beady
eyes, and the best wood in their bag is their
pencil. Ace has been known on occasion
to yell four, shoot six, and write down five.

SB&B-G01F

25.00
3.00

duffer

This
old duffer is determined to become an
"Age Player". That is an
accomplished golfer whose score in a round of
golf is equal to his own age, or a golfer who
is able to shoot a complete round while acting
his age. If this old coot can hang on
for another fifty years he might just make it.

SB&B-G02

25.00

duffer
(fULL fIGURE)

This
old duffer is determined to become an
"Age Player". That is an
accomplished golfer whose score in a round of
golf is equal to his own age, or a golfer who
is able to shoot a complete round while acting
his age. If this old coot can hang on
for another fifty years he might just make it.

SB&B-G02F

25.00
3.00

phil
fairway

Nothing
stops this guy from playing golf. Set
fire to the trees and cover the greens with
broken glass, put Phil out there in
gasoline-soaked pants, barefoot, and he'd
still break par.

SB&B-G03F

25.00
3.00

four
putt frank

Frank's
three secrets of golf: "Never let anyone
see you cry when you line up your fourth
putt."
"When you throw your clubs always throw
them down the course. It saves time
going back to pick them up."
"Never hit your caddie with a putter, a
sand wedge is far more effective."

SB&B-G04F

25.00

n.
d. ruff

N.
D. isn't a bad golfer, actually he hits the
woods pretty well. He just has one
hell'uva hard time gettin' out of them.
When he asked a local golf pro for a tip to
improve his game the pro said, "If I
played like you I'd lay off three weeks, then
quit for good."

SB&B-G05F

25.00
3.00

sandy
trapp

This
sexy shotmaker might have inspired the old
saying, "Give me clubs, fresh air and a
beautiful golf partner, and you can keep the
clubs and fresh air."SB&B-G06F

25.00
3.00

willy
one-shot

Willy
is a very consistent golfer. He always
shoots in the low 80's. Willy likes to
spend most of his time at the 19th hole
because he says, "It's the only hole
where it doesn't matter how many shots I
take."

SB&B-G07F

25.00
3.00

stumPy

Stumpy
comes from a tough pirate family. So
tough that anyone with both ears is considered
a sissy. In fact, Stumpy is so mean
Dial-a-Prayer told him to go to
Hell.

SB&B-N07

25.00
3.00

poop
deck

Poopdeck's
only true love is the sea. Says he likes
women in his arms not on his hands. He
brags that "no woman has been able to pin
anything on him since he wore diapers."

SB&B-N09

25.00
3.00

LAPTOP
SANTA

Computers
have finally reached the North Pole. Nowadays
Santa keeps his naughty and nice list on his laptop,
although it does have occasional
glitches. Last year every politician,
lawyer, and IRS agent living in the USA
received nothing but coal in their
stockings. Santa has fixed the problem
and this year these same people will receive
coal no matter where they live.

SB&B-CH07

25.00

dr.
von yankenpull

The
dentist's patients think he's part magician
because he can pull the teeth out of your head
and the money out of your pocket at the same
time. When he says "Open wide"
they're never sure whether he means their
mouth or their wallet.

SB&B-0C01

25.00
3.00

mrs.
grumblebutt

Mrs.
Grumblebutt is probably the toughest teacher
in the world. One former student of hers
said that being in her class is a lot like
having a kidney stone: they are both
very painful and difficult to pass.

SB&B-OC02

25.00
3.00

loop
hole louie

Loop
Hole Louie is a junior partner in the law firm
of Dewey, Skrewem & Howe. Louie was
born to argue. In fact, when he was only
two days old he won his very first debate
convincing his own mother not to have him
circumcised.

SB&B-OC04

25.00
3.00

sparky

Sparky
is so slow he's been a firefighter for 25
years and only has 18 years of
experience. He recently asked for a
raise, and the chief promised to pay him what
he's worth. Sparky replied, "Hell,
I'm making more than that now!"

SB&B-OC06

25.00
3.00

sparky
(Mini)

Sparky
is so slow he's been a firefighter for 25
years and only has 18 years of
experience. He recently asked for a
raise, and the chief promised to pay him what
he's worth. Sparky replied, "Hell,
I'm making more than that now!"

SB&B-OC06-MINI

25.00
3.00

sergeant
mcdunkin

Sgt.
McDunkin is not exactly Dirty Harry.
He's the only cop on the force with "Have
a Nice Day" written on his
nightstick. His favorite saying
is: "I'll take a bite out of crime
anytime - as long as it's covered with
powdered sugar."

SB&B-0C07
SERGEANT MCDUNKIN
HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

jack
hammer

Jack
is a lot like the Liberty Bell. He's
loud, wide at the bottom, and he always show a
little crack.

SB&B-OC09

25.00
3.00

penicillin
pete

Pete
is half pharmacist, half herbalist, and half
zulu witch doctor. He has a home remedy
for everything including the world's only sure
fire cure for baldness. Two shots of
tequila, a tablespoon of gopher sweat, and a
pinch of powdered gnat testicles, taken three
times daily. It won't grow hair, but
after a couple of treatments you won't care
anymore.

SB&B-OC11

PENICILLIN
PETE
HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

beaufont
betty

Betty
is the town's biggest gossip. Some folks
think she's really a reporter for the National
Enquirer. Betty swears she would never
tell a lie but she's very careful never to let
the truth stand in the way of a good
story. which proves you can't believe
everything you hear, but you can repeat
it.

SB&B-OC15
25.00
3.00

wendell
lickenstamp

Wendell
is the world's grumpiest postman. He's
got sore feet, a slipped disk, bad breath and
has been attacked by more wild animals than
Marlin Perkins. He also belongs to the
postmen's 4H Club: hernia, hypertension,
heartburn and hemorrhoids.

SB&B-X01

25.00

sue
moore

Sue
is a brilliant
attorney. So
brilliant, in
fact, she didn't
graduate from law
school. She
settled out of class.

SB&B-0C17

25.00
3.00

vino
stompoli

Vino
is a master vintner and incurable oenophile.
His favorite saying is "Whether made from
a grape apple or pickle, I love um all, from
Merlot to Ripple." (oenophile [e'ne
fil'] a person who enjoys wines)

SB&B-OC19
VINO
STOMPOLI
HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

lugnut

How
many mechanics does it take to change a light
bulb? It takes five, one to figure out
what's wrong, three to get parts, and one to
try and hammer it in.

SB&B-OC20

25.00
3.00

flossy

Flossy
is the world's fastest hygienist.
Instead of cleaning your teeth she just
brushes the tartar under your gums and squirts
air freshener on your uvula.

SB&B-OC22

25.00
3.00

dr.
bittenskratch

It's
hard being a veterinarian. You have to
treat everything from flatulent hamsters and
constipated goldfish to Clydesdales with
diarrhea. This vet's credo is
simply: Cure all you can, bury the rest,
and never, ever try to take the temperature of
a pit bull with hemorrhoids!

SB&B-0C25
DR. BITTENSCRATCH HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

dr.
kerra lott
(Figure)

Kera
is a super doctor! She's faster than a
racing pulse, able to leap high blood pressure
in a single bound. She knows that
diapodigaglobulis is Latin for toe jam, and
can cure walking pneumonia in less that a
mile!

SB&B-X01

25.00

phil
glass

A
well traveled business man told Phil on the
way out of the restaurant, the Veal Parmesan
was better than what he had eaten in Milan the
week before. He asked Phil what their
secret was. Phil said, "We import
our cheese, they use domestic!"

SB&B-OC29

25.00
3.00

al
mamater

Al
believes going to college is the best days of
your life. When else are your parents
going to spend thousands of dollars a year for
you to go to a strange town and get drunk
every night.

SB&B-OC31

25.00
3.00

daddy
warbucks

Daddy
Warbucks Motto: Money won't buy you
happiness, it won't buy you love, it won't buy
you health, but if you have enough of it, you
can rent them all.

SB&B-OC32

25.00
3.00

vinny
vyagra

Vinnie
may be eighty but every morning he wakes up he
feels like a twenty year old. Only
problem is there is never one around.

SB&B-0C34

25.00
3.00

black
jack

Black
Jack really hit it big in Las Vegas. He
drove there in a $20,000 car and came home
"on" a $50,000 bus!

SB&B-OC35
BLACK JACK
HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

fishtale
frank

Frank
is a real outdoorsman. He loves to hunt
and fish. He says the biggest difference
between hunting and fishing is that when
you're hunting you lie and wait. When
you fish, you wait and lie.

SB&B-SP07

25.00
3.00

shanghai

PRISON/WORK
In prison you are allowed regular conjugal
visits from your spouse. If you have a
conjugal visit from your spouse while at work
you will be fired.

SB&B-X01

25.00

buster

PRISON/WORK
In prison you spend most of your time looking
through bars wanting to get out. At work
you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and into bars.

SB&B-X02

25.00

al
bore
holder

This
Bottle Stopper Holder is the perfect companion
for all your Spit'N' Whittle Bptt;e Stp[[ers!

SB&B-H01

10.00
2.00

saddle
barrel
holder

This
Bottle Stopper Holder is the perfect companion
for all your Spit'N' Whittle Bottle Stoppers!

SB&B-H02

10.00
2.00

bandana
bob shirt holder

This
Bottle Stopper Holder is the perfect companion
for all your Spit'N' Whittle Bottle Stoppers!

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