LOCIRAJTE SE

¤ Vi mora da ste iz Kanade ako… (CDN, poglavlje XXXIX)1995. You know
what "a Mickey and 2-4" means ("party at the camp, eh!")
1996. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba.
It's a cheap place to go for
your holidays, with good cigars. And no Americans. Bonus.
1997. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway
1998. You drive on a highway, not a freeway
1999. You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian!
2000. You know what beavertails are really made of.
2001. You were/are in grade twelve not twelfth grade.
2002. The feeling of snow on your bare feet is comforting.
2003. You honour your country with proper spelling.
2004. You can drive 80km through a
snow drift in the middle of a
blizzard without flinching!

2005. You have worn a parka and shorts at the same time.
2006. You know what a parka is.
2007. You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just
dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield".
2008. Someone calls your house and it's the wrong number, you
apologize
for not being the person they ask for.
2009. We can bring duotangs to school because we have them.
2010. You get mad at the people on USA
television for complaining its -1°C outside.
2011. You laugh when Americans think Canada
is overseas.
2012. You are proud to pour ketchup on anything.
2013. You are hosting the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver!
2014. You have to fly to the airport to fly out of the country.
2015. There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food,
American
food, but no Canadian food.
2016. You know how to spell "favourite", "colour"…etc.
2017. You start to watch a show because there is a Canadian actor in it.

2018. Contests run by anyone other than the government have
"skill-testing
questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a
prize.
2019. You say "poutine" the right way.
2020. You know that snowshoes aren't tenis rackets.

2021.
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
2022. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
2023. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
2024. You drink pop, not soda.
2025. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
2026. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic
musical group.
2027. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine
Dion, Leslie
Nielsen, Brian Adams and many more are Canadians.
2028. You know what a touque is.
2029. Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.