Friday, May 05, 2006

We used to hate people. Now we just make fun of them. It's more effective that way.

Except that it's not. Seriously, this is what we've been reduced to? We can't catch or kill this guy, and we can't do anything to come close to stopping all of the shit that's going on over there, so we'll just resort to trying to embarrass them. Great. Proud to be an American.

Lynch was asked how al-Zarqawi can be a "terror mastermind" if he can't handle a firearm...."Why he's their leader, I don't know."

I think Bush himself has proven that you don't need to be an actual genius to convince a bunch of retards that you're really smart and capable. When you're having other people do all the dirty work -- which simply amounts to blowing shit up -- it seems to be pretty easy. Maybe al-Zarqawi really is some kind of mastermind. Or maybe he just had Terrell Davis and John Elway. Or IEDs; I get confused easily. But yeah, if he's actually a dumbass, then they just learned really well from the example our "leader" has set.