In a remarkable and wholly unprecedented display of support for maverick John McCain's pick of Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate, leaders across the country have announced similar moves.

Typical was the bombshell dropped by GE chairman and CEO Jeffrey Immelt, who is already noted for turning the company's culture toward more innovation and risk-taking. He said the GE Board has selected as his successor Stephanie Abrams, 29, a meteorologist for recently acquired The Weather Channel.

"Stephanie impressed me with her drive," said Immelt, who first met Abrams when she hit into his foursome at a 2007 charity golf tournament. They met for the second time last Friday, when Immelt offered her the vice chairmanship of the $100B diversified giant.

"It's time to shake things up, and I think people who've spent their whole careers managing business units and hitting their numbers tend to play it too safe," he said.

Abrams will delay assuming her new role until after Hurricane Gustav finishes devastating New Orleans. "We have a lot of customers along the Gulf Coast, and we want to show them some respect," said Immelt.

The spontaneous tsunami of corporate and institutional change in top jobs has by all accounts been entirely heartfelt and not coordinated with the McCain campaign.

"It just felt right to me," said News Corp. chairman Rupert Murdoch, who tapped conservative fatwa columnist and Hot Air news mogul Michelle Malkin as his number two. Andrew Sullivan was reportedly also under consideration until advisors convinced Murdoch — who was intrigued by The Atlantic writer's crossover appeal — that Sullivan would more likely drive away his core audience and advertisers, while failing to bring new ones.

Not all the dramatic announcements involved top management picks. Delta and Northwest airlines, faced with how to cut costs while merging their operations, will move furloughed flight attendants into co-pilot jobs.

"Our flight attendants have logged hundreds of thousands of miles on the largest aircraft in the sky, while keeping passengers comfortable and safe," said NWA CEO Doug Steenland. "Customer surveys tell us having a woman on the flight deck makes passengers feel good about flying."

The company would not comment on a possible replacement for Steenland, formerly a transportation attorney who is not expected to remain with the merged airline. However, inside sources privately say Delta president Ed Bastian was scheduled to meet with the e-commerce manager of The Hobby Lobby International on Monday.

"Everyone at The Hobby Lobby just raves about her," one source said.

Meanwhile, a spokesman for the College of Cardinals said there was no truth to the rumor that Pope Benedict XVI had initiated discussions about his successor.

"That would be entirely inappropriate," he said. "First, it might be seen as trying to influence an American election. Second, women cannot be priests, so how could one become pope? But there is an altar boy in Ravenna we've already got an eye on."

Keeping their talent for hyperbole intact, GOP mouthpieces have hailed Gov. Sarah Palin as an experienced executive who leads "the largest state in the
union."

That one's dumb on the face of it, especially since 69% of that land is federally administered.

It also had to be hard for Tim Pawlenty, a real puck head, to hear Palin lay claim to being a hockey mom.

A hockey mom may superficially look like a soccer mom, but she uses a lot more Lysol and has no oboe lesson transports in the off-season. There are other differences.

Since Palin played basketball, I wondered if her hockey momism was real or metaphorical. Number-one son Track was a good hockey player — so good, he spent much of his senior year in high school playing for a midget AAA team in Michigan before joining the Army. Palin's claim is probably legit, although husband Todd now seems to handle most of the household chores.

It's okay though, since he's also a champion snowmobile racer who shoots moose, does some commercial fishing and scores a 1/8th on the Yu'pik Eskimo scale.

The McCain strategy here appears to be to play to Us vs. Them feelings,
with Republicans portrayed as the core of America–the married couples,
people with a life–while portraying the Democrats as the
marginals–singles, elites, gays, underclass, etc — with the Democrats
as the Party of Dying Alone.

High schol grad Todd Palin also used to work for BP, pulling down between $100,000 and $120,000 a year as a production operator in an oil-gas separation plant.

You begin to see why Alaskans love their drilling.

Oil royalties and taxes funded 80 percent of the state budget last year. Alaska ranks first among the states for corporate taxes and third for
revenue from the federal government. For every dollar in federal taxes
Alaskans pay, they get back $1.84.

Alaska spends more per capita for education and highways than any other state and ranks third for public welfare. Residents pay no personal state income tax. The state also has a $40 billion Alaska Permanent Fund that provides operating revenues, inflation-proofing reserves and dividends paid to residents.

The state's national guard units respond to stranded climbers, truck rollovers and men falling off cabin roofs, a service the Army used to provide until there were too many deployments to Iraq.

Alaska is simultaneously the most ruggedly independent state and most dependent on government and outside corporate interests for its well being. It is one of the most politically corrupt and technologically backward. It is most remote from mainstream America and closest to an unfriendly foreign power. It has the highest proportion of native people and the lowest proportion of religious people.

Sarah Palin is even more obscure nationally, but checks a lot of resume boxes to contrast with McCain and Obama, too. Cynics are free to drawn further conclusions.

The ex-mayor and former Miss Congeniality of Wasilla, Alaska (Pop. 6715) was elected governor two years ago — like Pawlenty, with less than half the votes cast. Wasilla's bigger than Albertville, but not quite as big as New Prague.

Palin, who grew up in Wasilla, would lead her high school basketball team in prayer before games, so we have one qualification in common.

We've heard a lot about the Republican party's passion for an "all of the above" energy policy. Naturally, we'd expect them in an election year to talk about one of the great strategic issues facing the country. Their concern is palpable as they hold a lonely vigil during a recessed Congress, and it will be a theme in next week's convention.

And remember the famous "addicted to oil" state of the union speech? It's Wordled here. See if you can find the words "oil," "energy" or "plan." (Hint: energy is there, but it's a lot smaller than "hope," "hopeful" and "terror.")

Democrats are accused of doing nothing on energy, and their presidential candidate is supposed to be all talk and no action. Still, even lofty talk tends to spike web searches for more information, so I wondered what kind of interest has been sparked since Pres. Bush ran for his second term.

Bob Schaffer is running for Senator from Colorado on the amiable oil company lackey adopting blue campaign colors to disguise a close relationship with Tom Delay ticket.

So it all depends on how you define dog.

This was only one of the places my ride took me...

For example, I passed an alfalfa graveyard, commemorating those who died so we could enjoy our hamburgers.

Of course, there was also the alfalfa mausoleum.This moving memorial reminds us of those whose difficult but ultimately comfortable lives were forever shadowed by the hard choices made to send plants to premature forage.

Nearly a quarter of Wisconsin residents who have registered to
vote since Aug. 6 have failed identification checks. — Associated Press

For years, Republicans have been telling us that voter fraud is a big problem, and they got through a federal law requiring each state to build a voter
registration list that can cross-reference names with other state databases.

Look at the top line message on that news item about Wisconsin's new voter registration system, and it looks like former Minnesota Secretary of State Mary Kiffmeyer was right.

With the system kicking out 22 percent of the applications entered into the database, you might imagine there was a flurry of felons, illegal aliens, double dippers and dead people planning to vote in the state next door!

Nuh-uh. Many of those red flags can be traced to data entry typos, illegible handwriting and people who used a middle initial with Social Security but not on their registration form. Others no doubt have not updated addresses on driver's licenses.

Of the news outlets running with the story, my quick check found only one that took it even remotely that deep.

Wisconsin was one of the last states to get its system on line, at a cost of about $21.5 million, one third of which was spent with a private contractor who didn't finish the job.

A gas rig drilling about 60 miles from here (near Rifle, birthplace of yours truly) went all torchy last night. The crew escaped injury.

Further north, lightning was blamed for a fire that burned a 26,000-acre area where about 30 rigs were operating. They escaped damage, according to the AP.

So these are likely to remain local stories — certainly not anything to upset the Drill Here, Drill Now mantra. Of course, Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachmann aren't really here, where there's nothing but brush and it's dark one-third of the time.