Questions I Do Not Have the Answer To

Listen, I have no fucking clue. Anyone my age who says they know is lying and/or is weirdly confident and I envy them.

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"Where do you want to go to college?"

Why does everyone my age have a dream school? I have vague ideas of cool places to apply, but no concrete answer?????? Help???

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"What's your favorite movie?"

I always feel like this question is a test. Like if I give my honest answer, the person won't accept it because it isn't high-brow enough. Also, I'm not really a movie person in general.

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"Who's your favorite band?"

Listen, do you want the long answer or the short answer? I can't answer one band definitively. I'll need to answer at least 3 bands. Do you want the band I'm currently obsessed with, or an overall tally? I have so many albums memorized. Save me.