Coachella: Where Rich People Pretend They’re Hippies

Here’s a massive gallery of rich, privileged celebrities pretending they’re dirty, filthy hippies at Coachella over the weekend. Think Woodstock if Woodstock was only attended by yuppies wearing Urban Outfitters and Leonardo DiCaprio with a glow necklace. Although, Robert Downey, Jr. showed up which means there was actually one person who told people he was going to Coachella and wasn’t greeted with a fist to the mouth for being an ironic dickhole. That said, I hope he didn’t run into Vanessa Hudgens or the new Wonder Woman show’s about to be short a few costumes.

No, it says let them eat cake, at that bitch needs some….with some whipped cream on top…and some gravy. The bitch is too skinny i what Im saying, she looks frail. Next to her that Allesandra (?) chick looks hefty

Yeah, I’m getting a bit tired of it. Hot body, yes, but does she ALWAYS have to be in costume? She should have a winner-takes-all fight with Gaga, where only one of them is allowed to stay fancied up all the time.