What The Hell??? British Mom Urges 14 Year-Old Daughter To Get Boob Implants After Getting $50K Worth Of Fake Tig Ole Bitties For Her Sisters

Britney Marshall, a 14-year-old from Nottinghamshire, England, is the youngest girl of the Marshall family and the only one without boob implants. Her mother, Chantal Marshall, told the Sun, “Britney is going through a funny phase at the moment and saying she doesn’t want to get her boobs done.”

And Marshall really wishes she would, telling the Sun:

“At the moment she doesn’t really have what I would say are boobs — but I’d like her to follow in her sisters’ footsteps… I really love the fake look of my girls and I know Britney will go that way when she’s a bit older.”

Chantal and her four other daughters collectively own £50,000 worth of fake boobs, with sizes ranging from 32DD (21-year-old Ripley) to 34HH (27-year-old Terri). But Britney’s au naturel… for now. The “brainy” one of the family, Britney told the Sun, “Maybe I’ll decide to get them too and start saving in a few years. But for now I want to focus on my school work.”

That crazy girl. For what it’s worth, it seems Britney’s brothers provide an alternative perspective on the matter. According to the Daily Mail, Chantal Marshall admitted, “Some of my sons think we’re crazy… They keep telling Britney she should be different.”