This wonderfully eccentric movie makes fun of sex — and of porn! After an hilariously complete read-aloud of every possible bit of pro-sex, anti-drug, and health-conscious advice, two twinks remove absurdly padded shorts and use so much lard to lube a butt-fuck that you can’t see the fucker’s cock. Then the top jacks the bottom’s cock and lubes him for farther fucking with vast amounts of peanut butter and jelly! It looks much more disgusting than you can conceivably imagine! There follow visual gags with balloons, blow-up dolls, the world’s longest cum-shot, and a cock full of shish-kebab (sheesh, cock-bob?), partly in silent-movie style, which it would be criminal for a reviewer to spoil. There’s even actual sex!

RETAILING: Eccentric comic parody of porn for those with special tastes.