Tuesday, September 13, 2005

the missionary position

I am Sister Nancy Beth Eczema, the blogosphere's mighty slayer, as well as its savior. Tremble, those of you who read my fearsome words, and know that Sister Nancy Beth doesn't take any shit from anybody, except for my husband, my employer, West Hollywood's parking enforcement division, and that insufferably rude bitch Tashawna at SBC, but I'm going to write a letter to her supervisor. Everyone else will bow to my will.