Ted Rall for April 13, 1998

April 11, 1998

April 16, 1998

Transcript:

Cartoon helper
Man 1: Now what?
Man 2: Well, I have you and wish you were dead.
Man 1: Gosh, that's terrible! What can I do to improve myself!
Man 2: Well, you could give me a pile of money...
Man 1: Money means nothing to me, you can have it all.
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Bet you never expected my awesome generosity, huh?
Man 2: No not really.
Man 1: So, what now?
Man 2: i don't know. This conversation has clearly died a dogs death.
Man 1: If there isn't anything else, I've really got to run.
Man 2: There we go thanks!