Schrodinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker
This is the perfect gift to give yourself or a co-worker. Asked a simple yes or no question from the boss, such as "Will the report be done on time?" or "Will you be able to cover the books for me while I'm away?" the box legitimates "yes...and no" answers.

"Hang on, let me consult Schrodinger's Cat Executive Box" for that answer. "Aha! See? It says the answer is both yes, and no. That is, right now, knowing nothing other than your question, the answer could be either yes or no. But when we actually get to that point, we'll know whether it actually was yes, or... more