Thursday, July 26, 2007

the culprit: lindseylohan...sooo apparently this bitch is REALLY on crack..well cocaine...this is her mugshot..Her abrupt change from Oprah to NicoleRichie has been the result of cocaine abuse. So yesterday she got a DUI and then had COCAINE in her purse, but of COURSE ITS NOT HERS...hehe...crackheads...WTF? Allegedly she was caught earlier in the year stuffing cocaine up her nose and her friends nose before entering into an LA night club (this is sooo reminding me of Scarface) click on this for a timeline of her nonsense: http://blog.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2007/07/lindsay_lohan_a_2007_timeline.html?hpid=entnew. In the picture to the right she is apparently snorting crack/cocaine, whatever..I guess heroin was too much for her skinny bones to handle. Its all quite sad actually. But it is still a hot ass mess. I mean you are FAMOUS which means u just can't doooo crack like a regular person, like duh! What happened to the cute little redhead who got her parents back together? Come on Lindsey!!!! Didn't you take D.A.R.E in elementary school or see the Snuff McGruff commercials (Snuff McGruffChicago, Illinois 60652..i know that by heart lol)?????

the verdict: 10/5 deuces, a stint in REAL PEOPLE REHAB, a cigarette, and some calamine lotion for the itching or something...o and a casket if u don't play your cards right. GEEZ

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crack is cheap and we all know she makes to much money to be doing it, or cocaine of w/e...she needs to fall off the face of the earth because all those little girls look up to her, and yeah, that means we're gonna have a heaping generation of teenage girl drug abusers, go figure.

how the hell she go from the cute lil gurl on the parent trap to the hollywood junkie. . . the real question is does fame go to these people's heads . . . or is it mo money more power . . . im soo confused

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