Q: What Makes Erogenous Zones Erogenous?

It's hard to believe my ears have more nerve endings than anywhere else.

To be zoned for erogeny, I think an area has to be at least 100 yards from a school and it has to serve food. But check your local ordinances, because I'm really not sure.

Now then, I don't know who's been filling your ears about ears, but they don't "have more nerve endings than anywhere else." That is misinformation. Tell me who gave it to you and I'll have a word with him. The most sensitive areas are your genitals, lips, and fingertips. "That's where you have the highest density of nerve endings," says neurologist J. Ned Pruitt II of Georgia Regents University, whose testimony I include in case you don't believe me. Also, there are different types of nerve endings, which I'm sure comes as news, and, depending on where these disparate nerve endings are scattered throughout one's body, they may or may not titillate you when stimulated. Areas considered to be erogenous — the nape of the neck, below the jawbone, behind the knee, and so forth — are those areas connected to known sexual hangouts. The ear, in fact, serves as the apex of a triangle formed with the collarbone and chin that really goes off on the weekends. And new erogenous zones are discovered every day: "Anyplace can be an erogenous zone," says Dr. Pruitt, "because sex is mostly in the mind." I don't know how you stroke that, though.