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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Short Funny Quotes. Famous Quotations

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'- Short Funny Quotes by Jay Leno. Famous Quotations, Funny Sayings.

There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.- Inspirational Quotes by Pablo Picasso. Famous Quotations, Sayings.

23 comments:

douglas novack
said...

when a company sells a full dinner and a drink for $3.99 and post record breaking quarterly profits of 100's of millions of dollars, you need more than another order of fires; maybe a good doctor is more appropriate........

each french fry is like a litle sponge that soaks up deadly oils that clog your arteries and kill more people than all of the wars in the history of the world.......we are so upset and traumatised by 9/11; more people will die from blocked arteris from eating at mcdonalds in the next hour than three times the people that died in 9/11........the real terrorist are not from the middle east, they are from mcdonalds and irresposnbile companies alike.....forget about the tobacco industry and the gun industry (although that is another issue), stop the fast food industry from killing humans and slaughtering 1,000's of innocent animals......

abstract is an expression and challenge by an artist to fully stimulate his inner imagination onto canvas and bring to life creativity in color, forms and shapes out of the boundaries or reality.................

new rule! you don't eat at a restaurant where your food is made by people that you wouldn't sit next to on a bus and that are illegal and have never been checked for hepititus and make $6.50 an hour.............

new rule! you don't eat at a restaurant where the meat comes from sick and injured cows and the french fries are more like fake fries, made from rotten potatos mixed with chemicals and wheat fillers deep fried in coconut oil.......better known as a fast elevator to death.......

mcdonalds is a menace to society and is the reason why americans are obese, sick and under nourished......our youth is destined to inherit heart disease, cancer, poor health and big asses......the reprocussions of mcdonalds go beyond personal health and early death; it is a burden on our taxes and health care......it never gets old, just worse.......

you can't possibly be blaming mcdonald's for america's obesity. mcdonald's existed long before america started getting fat. blame the uneducated who injest one type of food excessively. blame the parents who don't cook a home meal nor talk with their kids about proper nutrition, restrictions and self control. blame the decline in children activity and imagination on parents who don't restrict internet and video game time. we can't keep blaming everything else and never accepting the blame ourselves.

you are absolutely right, it is not mcdonalds fault. they are a business and they are responding to the needs of the people. if the fat laced fries and fatty meats were not selling, they would change direction in a heart beat. they are no different than the cigarette companies; it is their obligation and their duty to the stock holders to sell what is profitable, what the consumer demands and make as much profit as they can possibly generate. if mcdonalds did anything less than market their successful product line, they would be in contempt of their business obligations. my respect goes out to mcdonalds. there are so many factors to why our population is fat, lazy and content with fast food. there is more evidence of the dangers of fat and meat now than ever before. people are aware of the dangers of consuming to much fat and non-nutritional food than ever before. there are factors like the economy; it is cheap and filling, the fod is taste good and it is easily available; people are lazy and content with chemically laced food.......have you ever noticed that mcdonalds customers are republican, red necks, jesus prayers?

All you americans need to get a life. All you do is make fun of each other, put each other down talkin trash about this hillbilly, this redneck, who got the other up the butt, what mexican you used to get to work, what poor black nigga busted a cap in your ass and noone did a damn thing about it. Next time you turn around it'll be some mexican tellin you how hard he's gonna give you a big burito and askin how you like it up the ass.

is that all you have to say? nothing constructive? how do you like the fine mess you president has gotten us to now? when responding, be a little bit more subjective and intelligent.....but, get a dictionary handy before you start your constructive debate.....

that is what makes our country so great; we can talk about real issues and be critical of who we choose and we have such a diversified cultural mix of people....the best part is that we have no fear of being arrested for our comments.......come on in, just do it legally........

Well Douglas..its me again, although you dont know who me is, i dont think you know who Douglas Novak is. Were you bullied in school? Did you just go through a divorce? Well that ill never know. But, what i do know is, something horrible must have happened to you to give you such a bad outlook on life.. honestly this blog wasnt written to critisize you, honestly, i feel sorry for you.

thanks for your response.....try to interpret the core of the quote and put into your own words your philosophy and concept of the very inspirational and thoughtout words that you read......attacking me and attempting to insult me only shows your shallowness as a person and your inability to think beyond your small and illiterate mind......everyone has an intrepation and philosophy.....what is yours other than attacking me? as your comments just illustrate your unsophistication and stupidity.....

Well Douglas, that was a little bit rude dont you think? Saying i have a small and illiterate mind, and my comments illustrate my unsophistication and stupidity? you know that made me laugh..You dont make yourself out to be a pleasant man. Rather a Conceded prick who sits on his computer all day because he has nothing better to do!

your response demonstrates your inability to interpret the amazing inspirational quotes that is the reason to subscribe to this beautiful and soothing blog. by attacking one another undercuts the purpose of commenting from each thoughtful quote.....it is not productive or is it prudent to comment on anything but the core of each quote. it is beneficial to address and enter into an intelligent conversation of one's philosophies and interpretation of each quote as we all see the reasonings behind each quote differently as we are from different cultures, parts of the world and have conflicting but sometimes harmonious views and conceps of life......this is a wonderful opportunity to express your values and receive back supporting or conflicting views. so, please use this forum as a positive mainstream of ideas and philosophies rather than shallowness and hositility. turn your anger into contributing responses and positive ideals.....be a person of wisdom and intelligence rather than of crudeness and illiteracy.....participate with responses that broaden and magnitude your morals and values rather than display emptiness and cheapness....... take the high road and comment responsibly instead of attempting to insult and attack......just by subscribing to this blog, you must be in need of inspiration.....

see i didnt subscribe to this blog. thats why everytime i make a post it shows up anonymous, unlike you who posts 95% of the blogs on this site! So it is obvious that you are the one that needs inspiration

southern woman: you just don't get it.....stick to the topic of the quote....comment on the issues of the day in a positive manner and use dialoge that is formable, coherant and argumentive....particpate and articulate your views, your feelings and your mind set....abolish the personal attacks...this can really be a positive site if you would only participate in the spirit of discussion.....thanks.....

I personally think that McDonalds are to blame because they have only recently brought in healthy option foods on the menu. Where as before it was either burger and chips or burger and chips. So when people come to eat at McDonalds they enjoy the food because of the amount of E numbers added to the food. So when the customers like the taste they come again and again and again.