Saturday, June 2, 2007

Well. Its that time. I think I'm going to chop a foot of hair off. I'll have to put aside my stripper career for awhile, but it will be worth it. I just don't have the time right now. Not, that I don't enjoy getting my hair caught in the car door, the seatbelt, and wrapped around necklaces because its fun. Really. Pain is your friend. But lets be logical here, I don't want to become the victim of some crazy bargain shopper who wants me out of her way. Its that time of year. Hair pulling crimes are up, I'm telling ya. While I'm in this mood for change, I think I'm going to get rid of the blonde hi-lights and just go back to having really dark hair. And bangs. Maybe bangs.

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-I am, at once, highly ambitious and extremely lazy.
-I like to pick fights with people on Apartmentratings.com.
-I believe in survival of the fittest and eat or be eaten. I think children should be raised to claw their way to the top and know the difference between right and wrong. In that respect, I believe Liberal America is destroying what is great about freedom and about living in general.
-I have never been able to wear high heels for more than five minutes.
-Processed lunch meat makes me think of people who may be missing limbs. This fact disturbs me as much as it just disturbed you.
-The theme song to Unsolved Mysteries has been known to make me cry.
-I once ate a boullion cube.