...that his hands have been paralyzed in a bizaare post touchdown celebration dance preparation with Larry Johnson in week one. Parker hinted this was the reason he has not been able to catch a pass this season.

CosmicPal

10-02-2005, 06:16 PM

Lame excuse. He needs to stop jerking himself off, or he'll end up with tennis elbow too.

MadMax

10-02-2005, 06:19 PM

Lame excuse. He needs to stop jerking himself off, or he'll end up with tennis elbow too.