Are we sure about “drunk” and not “poisoned” or “very sick”? Is there some sort of pre-video story that we’re unaware of (like the very common “squirrel eats fermented fruit” or “squirrel eats fermented corn”) ?

Every time I see a media reference to a squirrel, I think of Fark. Big Nut Squirrel Fark.

I don’t like them, much, for they booted me after #preparelather and stole my shit for their own shenanigans…

But, whatevs, everybody steals my shit and runs with it nowadays, so I guess, in some aways, it’s worth it; I fathered some pretty creative shit, if I do say so myself, and for that I am grateful, for all I ever wanted was to make a difference in the world I inhabit, to create, to educate, to lead, and to teach. I write, you create/learn/read regardless. Word.

Many hate/d/s me, or at least they play/ed that game. Games are for players, and players are for games.

Fuck dat. Let’s be real, and go love some more.

Fuck squirrels, especially drunk ones, for they steal shit and squirrel it away, those nutrats…

I’m with the vets-at-a-distance who note that the fact that he always falls to the right is a bad sign.

Also, this is a chance for me to say that in college I had a cat called Clockwise who always snapped into a spin when he was excited. This was a result of having his little head partially crushed inside an enclosed platform rocking chair. He hopped out, fell over, and was revived by my roommate the pre-vet student. She actually gave him mouth-to-snout resuscitation to bring him around, but forever after he would do the spinning thing, always in the same direction.