cannotsuggestaname:I really do mean this, who? I don't know her name or even her face. Has she been in something us old people would know about?

She was a child/teen star who was pretty big on Nickelodeon. Had her own show and appeared on others.

Seemed remarkably normal for most of her life, but then had several hit-and-runs, drunk driving incidents, bizarre appearance, and nutty Tweets that have people scratching their heads. I normally couldn't care less about this crap, but it's vaguely interesting to me because I grew up watching her shows with my younger brother.

A long time ago when I was single and in college, there was a girl in my dorm that used to do unexplainable shiat like Bynes. She'd sometimes be seen talking or laughing to herself. She'd join my friends and I on occasion when we hung out in the lounge on the weekends, and she'd blurt out nonsensical stuff. We were discussing an REO Speedwagon concert that a bunch of us had attended, and she wasn't joining in on our conversation, when all of a sudden she shouted, "COBRA!" and started laughing maniacally as she walked away. We were just stunned. She wasn't always nuts, but she drifted in and out of reality, it seemed.

One night, she was hanging out with a bunch of us, and she seemed pretty "normal" at that moment, and she started to get very cozy with me. I invited her up to my room, and we started to make out on my couch. She pulled down my pants and went down to give me head, but all of a sudden, an ugly thought hit me - what if she went crazy and bit my dick off? The whole John Bobbitt story was still recent news at the time, and although Lorena Bobbitt used a knife, not her teeth, the thought of a severed dick was something I couldn't shake. She started to suck it, but I couldn't get hard because all I could think was, "What if she went crazy and bit it off?" She tried for what seemed like 5 minutes, then finally I said, "Let's stop for a little while." We went back to making out, and I got hard, but when she went down again to try to suck it, I went limp. I couldn't shake the thought of her biting my dick off and that made an erection impossible. It also didn't help that I felt a little guilty that maybe I was taking advantage of someone who was unbalanced. I dunno - it was just not a very good experience. We ended up getting naked and I ate her out, but quite honestly, the whole escapade felt empty.

So the moral of this story is this: If you are ever offered a blowjob from a crazy chick, always keep this thought in mi ...

She comes off sounding pretty well adjusted compared to you in this story.

Blacks represent approximately 12% of the U.S. population, but accounted for an estimated 44% of new HIV infections in 2010. They also accounted for 44% of people living with HIV infection in 2009.

...an estimated 1 in 16 black men and 1 in 32 black women will be diagnosed with HIV infection

Good luck with that, AB.

Black people on the whole are poorer than whites. Poor people, and I'm talking about the poor stupid kind, are more likely to have unprotected sex with multiple partners. What do the studies say about the sexual practices of rednecks and other forms of white trash? I'll bet it's just as bad.

Blacks represent approximately 12% of the U.S. population, but accounted for an estimated 44% of new HIV infections in 2010. They also accounted for 44% of people living with HIV infection in 2009.

...an estimated 1 in 16 black men and 1 in 32 black women will be diagnosed with HIV infection

Good luck with that, AB.

Black people on the whole are poorer than whites. Poor people, and I'm talking about the poor stupid kind, are more likely to have unprotected sex with multiple partners. What do the studies say about the sexual practices of rednecks and other forms of white trash? I'll bet it's just as bad.

Race issues being small derivatives of the issue of class is a concept robohobo probably won't be able to digest. You might be here all night if you keep trying

Atomic Spunk:We were discussing an REO Speedwagon concert that a bunch of us had attended, and she wasn't joining in on our conversation, when all of a sudden she shouted, "COBRA!" and started laughing maniacally as she walked away. We were just stunned. She wasn't always nuts, but she drifted in and out of reality, it seemed.