The I'm a New Yorker Test

There are those who have said that you must live in New York for seven years before you can call yourself a New Yorker. There are those who say five, and those who say an even ten.
Don't be fooled. If you cheat, you can ace this test, but you are still a tourist.
Fucking tourists.

Note: As a native New Yorker, I can say that I know what I'm talking about.