Paper cuts are caused by tiny ninjas. A pink crusader patrols the night, protecting the innocent with shining hooves. A clockwork boot reigns doom down upon innocent mushrooms. Somewhere in there there is a grain of reality, but good luck finding it!

Ruby finds herself in an unfamiliar land with little memory of how she got there. She must enlist the help of a dangerous psychopath and a mysterious gentleman in order to recover her lost memories and find her way home.

Joey is a ghost possessing his own zombie. The problem is, he can't always keep control. Follow him as hunts strange monsters, fights strange foes, and just possibly... finds the cure everybody has been looking for.