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Junk Injuries

by Slacker And Steve,posted Feb 19 2013 5:59PM

Yi!

2,500 People a Year Go to the Emergency Room for Injuries from Shaving… Down There! According to a new study by the University of California, San Francisco, about 2,500 people a year go to the emergency room after injuring themselves while shaving… THEIR GENITALS. That's five times as many as injured themselves in 2002. 3% of all genital and urinary tract injuries are caused by attempts to groom down there.
T
his topic made the guys cringe a bit, Slacker pondered why boy bikes aren’t like girl bikes, why there’s no bar on guy bikes to keep from hurting themselves.

Personally I racked myself on my mountain bike when I was 15 and fell off out of pain and whimpering.