>>3354977>>3354981There is a motivationel poster on the wallThere is an interncomThere is a water coolerThere is a cemeraThere is a buttonThere is a computerThere is a door with an axess card readerThere is a ventThere is a windowThere is a metal shelf thing for papers

I look oddly at the piece of mail I received. From the offices of Glen Metals.Opening it, I read the contents.

Dear Mr.John,We wish to purchase your water cooler. We think it would look wonderful in our break room. The sum of 20 million dollars will be yours upon shipment of said water cooler to the return address on the envelope.

FUCK. NOW WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CHECK OUR E-MAIL AND SEE THAT OUR BROTHER NEEDS OUR HELP BECAUSE HE'S BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS AND MONSTERS. YOU FOOLS.

The only logical recourse is to go on a homicidal rampage. Destroy the security camera, they know we're here. After that, they'll send security to handle the problem, maybe even call the police. We'll need an exit plan, or a brilliantly planned strategy.

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