Dream Date

"I really hate pickup lines of any kind," Maggie said. "I like when a man is straightforward and introduces himself and cuts out all of the bullshit. That's the kind of guy who's going to get a date with me, not one who comes up to me and says, 'What's your sign?' or lays some corny pickup line on me."
And Maggie's heard them all. But the worst is..
"'Has anyone ever told you that you have huge boobs?' Seriously, I have heard that one a couple of times. Believe me, guys; I know I have huge boobs. You don't have to tell me!" .