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Generous! This selfless woman left behind one square of loo roll

32-year-old Aberdeen resident, Paula Frank, may not look like your typical hero, but she’s a timely reminder that not all heroes wear capes: some wear cold shoulder tops and Spanx.

“It was a normal night out at ‘Spoons,” recounted Paula. “I went to the loo, only to discover that there was barely any toilet paper left.”

“While most women would have selfishly used all of it,” continued Paula. “I spared a thought for the poor lady who would have to use the toilet after me. I didn’t want her to have to drip dry. And what if she had to do a number two?”

“I did what any decent person would do and left behind a single square of toilet paper, even though it meant I got a tiny bit of pee on my hand. Oh, please, stop, there’s no need to clap.”

“I mean, yes, I did have some tissues in my bag, but I thought I might need those later. I’m doing my bit, but I’m not going for sainthood!”

Sara is editor-in-chief of Succubus. Sara studied Writing & Producing Comedy at the NFTS and has written for The Now Show, Dead Ringers, The News Quiz, The Daily Mash and The Mash Report. Sara makes it her business to be at least five years behind the latest trends, so she can devote more time to her Tamagotchi.