We're officially in the Back To School cycle. Let me guess: you spent the last of your summer savings at weirdo water parks, Smash Mouth reunion tours, and long questionable nights of “this rounds on me, boys!”

What’s going to happen when the university bookstore tells you to drop $800 on a mandatory “new edition” of “ancient history”? Shock, awe, confusion, and most importantly - noodles. Oodles of noodles.

Don’t worry, we knew this would happen, so we made you a trusty sidekick with a master’s degree in frugal glamour.