Eikichi Onizuka was like most people in their twenties... he had no idea what he wanted from his life, no real direction. That is, until he got it in his head that he wanted to shack up with some high school girls. What's an ex-biker in college to do? What else... become a teacher so he can seduce some fresh jailbait.

They are one of the greater mysteries of otakudom. Ever wondered what made that cute cosplayer tick? Or that person who uses quotes from anime in every single conversation, and sneers at you when you don't know what they're from? Our fledgling Animefringe reporter, Alex Brotman, brings us a full-fledged expose on the intricacies of fandom. Use caution when you read this... you might find out some things about yourself that you're not prepared to know.

February is here again, and you know what that means... Valentine's Day. Does the mere thought of it fill you with dread? Are you having trouble finding someone to spend that day with who understands your obsession with all things Japanese? Have you, after reading our feature article, just come to the realization that you are a fanboy/girl and need help rehabilitating yourself enough to get a date? Fret not, my friends! Jake Forbes, our otaku-on-the-spot, comes through with some help tailored JUST for your needs.