No more sick touchpanels!

Don't you hate it when people come over to your house and they get their grubby hands all over your perfectly clean touchscreens? Or if they grab your brand new iTouch and start. . . touching!!! I mean, you don't know where their hands have been! At some point, they have gone to the bathroom, and do you want to face the bacterial Russian roulette of whether they did or didn't wash? And let's face it, no one want to catch Mad Cow from browsing their music collection.

Before you lock yourself away and start collecting jars of urine like Howard Hughes, invest in a bottle of Monster's newly formulated ScreenClean!

The new and improved ScreenClean formula is designed to safely clean delicate screens without scratching them. They also feature anti-microbial cleaning cloths that have been enhanced with AEGIS Micro Shield to not only control potentially harmful bacteria and other microorganisms, but also polish your screen to a gleaming finish. Whether or not your iPod will have minty-fresh breath has yet to be confirmed.

Of course, it wouldn't be Monster if there were only one kind of ScreenClean. Monster has offereing for use with laptops, camcorders, cell phones/PDAs, GPS devices and iPod/iPhones. All sell for $9.95. - John Sciacca