Beer Commercial Contest Winner!

Our Beer naming commercial winner will be displayed the same way we did our GoW ESRB contest. We’ll mention the top 2.

The first is our runner up. A loyal listener that used to hate on us, but now loves us. Used to hate on GoW, but now loves it. Hates on WKC and never played it, but it’s funny.

Necro’s entry:

*note* the word f-ALE is suppose to be read as “fail”
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*cue cheesy infomercial music*

Announcer1: Hey there folks! Don’t touch that dial!

Announcer2: Yes, have we got a treat for you!

AN1: So take a minute from your nightly routine of browsing bestiality porn at 3am and come learn about our wonderful product!

AN2: So what do we have today? Please tell me it has to do with youngFilipinomen and massage oil?!

*awkward pause*

AN1:Not exactly but we do have something that will make you forget you are a disgusting pervert!

AN2:So enough teasing what is our product?

AN1: A wonderful new ale that his sure to knock your socks off with its bold flavor!

AN1: Ladies and Gents I introdouce you to… White Knight f-ALE

AN2: White Knight f-ALE you say? Sounds delicious what is in it?

AN1: Well we start out with a sweet honey nut brown ale with a complex rich and creamy character. The honey taste is easily identified and the most prevalent taste in the brew. The beer clocks in at 5.5% Alcohol by volume.

AN1:But that is not all we have some special ingredients that make this ale our own.

AN2 What makes it so unique.

AN1: Well we harvest the best Hype from the fanboy fields of Roswell , Georgia!

AN1: Next we mix in some mediocrity that comes from the fine folks at Single Player Industries.

AN1:Finally we top it all off with a heavy dose of fail-dust made right here on Level-5 of our factory!

AN2:Wow that does sound great!

AN1:Sure does! Drink enough of this and you will for get all those shameful moments. Like when you laughed at your mother making farting noises with her vagina!

AN2: Hey that was one time and….

AN1: Well folks in just a moment our lines will open up and for the price of 60$+tax you too can try out all White Knight f-ALE has to offer.

AN2: Goodnight folks~! Buy some White Knight f-ALE!

So, even though you hate on a game without playing it (AGAIN), we still laughed quite a lot.

Our winner, because he came up with a commercial that was well written and thought out, and came up with a name that works and has been now used by Chris for the name of his beer, Rick Barton aka Physh360.