Blind Item: "Which celebrity hairstylist really snipped her career by double-billing her biggest client, a TV chef? When the stylist's other clients found out she'd been fired, they also let her go." [PageSix]

Lady GaGa has split with her boyfriend. "Even though I have my days when I want to have sex with very good-looking men, I'm devoted to my work," she says. [ShowbizSpy]

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are planning to renew their wedding vows: "After 12 years of marriage and so many ups and downs, they really want to recommit to each other," says a source, "They're looking forward to a fresh start." [FemaleFirst]

Victoria Beckham and her family are undergoing lessons in an earthquake simulator after Victoria was shaken up by LA's tremors: "Victoria and the boys had a lesson in a simulator when she moved to LA," says a source, "but she didn't realise the tremors would be so regular." [DailyMail]

Robert Allen, a songwriter who is working on Chris Brown's upcoming record, says that Brown is "trying different things and experimenting. We've been making things really eclectic. The direction of this album is really fun and free spirited. It's like a collage." Yeah, good luck with that. [People]

Simon Cowell sees a bright future for Susan Boyle, even though Boyle lost Britain's Got Talent last night. Susan, he says, has "come out of this very well. We've never had a runner-up like Susan Boyle before. She's won over a lot of fans tonight through her graciousness. She's a really sweet person. She has a massive future ahead of her." [USWeekly]

Is Britney Spears in financial trouble? A source says she's spending more than she earns: "The figures make it clear that the Circus tour is very much a monetary lifeline for her. Without it, she wouldn't exactly be going bankrupt but her lifestyle would need radical readjustment and she'd have to learn how to save cash." [DailyExpress]

Ooh, MTV Movie Awards drama-rama: according to Page Six, "Whitney Port had to be moved away from "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart after producers realized Port once called the movie 'really bad'and found Stewart's role 'one-dimensional.'" [PageSix]

Even worse: the Nickelodeon kid startlets like Miranda Cosgrove had to be placed away from Disney starts like Miley Cyrus because Nickelodeon felt that "all the Disney kids are tainted." [PageSix]

"I owe all of my success to the collaborators that I was lucky enough to be involved with. In all of the films that I was involved with I had directors who were smarter than me, writers who were smarter, actors who were smarter. And they made me look good, and my abilities and skills supported them. I think my career has been one that has benefited from association with the best in the industry."-Dan Aykroyd [NYTimes]

Katie Price has agreed to a "quickie" divorce from her estranged husband, Peter Andre :" She now accepts she's never getting Peter back, and is ready to move on with her life, says a source, "It hasn't been easy, but she knows it's necessary to enable her to eventually get on with things." [DailyMail]

"I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I'm really overtly sexually aggressive and that I'm this wild child. And I'm not like that at all. I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time. There are some guys who think I'm going to be this little cupcake who's going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately."- Megan Fox [ShowbizSpy]

I'm sorry, you guys, but if there was any doubt that Clarissa Darling is the champion, it's gone now: Melissa Joan Hart has just opened a candy store! The store "features 200 different kinds of candy including Big League Chew, Jelly Bellies, Candy Lipstick, Nerds, Junior Mints and Bubble Tape gum. It also sells a selection of frozen yogurt, which Hart served up from behind the counter at the opening, in flavors such as pistachio, peach and bubble gum." TEAM CLARISSA FOREVER! [People]