He was invited to numerous dinner parties that had other famous guests like Sophia Loren and Richard Gere, but at a dinner of just the two of them where they were supposed to discuss him possibly being featured in a commercial campaign, things escalated.

“All of a sudden, his hand goes up my leg,” Sorbo said.

He recalled telling Versace, “Dude, you know I’m straight?” to which he responded, “This is why I like you. You’re not a girly man. You are a man’s man.”

“In life, you must f**k everything,” Versace told Sorbo. “You must do the dog, and the cat, and the boy, and the girl.”

Not going to lie, I’m laughing. Just a little bit. Not that sexual harassment itself is funny. It’s not. But reading the explanation of Versace is funny. Harassment isn’t funny, okay?! But the excuse given is. But yeah, still wrong to grab a man by his twigs and berries. Regardless of your equal opportunity f*ckery.

That line about “f**king everything” almost sounds like a parody of sleazy Hollywood. It seems like that place is an incestual pit of groping, assaulting, and other verbs better left to the imagination. Or legal documents which are likely sealed under NDAs.