Filmed on a Parisian rooftop, the Dutchman jigged around in an expensive velvet coat and toked on a large cigar while boasting about various aspects of his lavish lifestyle, as rappers tend to do.

The former Manchester United forward, now at French club Lyon, earned what can be best described as mixed reviews for his performance.

Taking up the baton, Motherwell defender Charles Dunne has since recorded his very own parody of Depay's Insta-rap, swapping the Eiffel Tower for the Ferris wheel at the M&D amusement park in Strathclyde.