Look, I love Jennifer Love Hewitt as much as the next Bro. Which is to say, I love her… somewhat? A little? I don’t know. What’s the last thing she has done? Was she in the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies? I think so. But when did those debut? 2002? No idea.

To be perfectly honest, I’m not even sure Jennifer Love Hewitt is still alive.

But this Bro certainly is. And he has a serenade for her, which, to put it bluntly, is weird as fuck. Not just because of his haircut and shirt. The whole thing is creepy. Enjoy.