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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire??
Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.?
Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: ?What were you before you married her??
Millionaire: ?A Billionaire

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan. Husband:What was THAT for? Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it. Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE. Wife:Sorry! Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN! Husband:Why? Wife:Your Horse PHONED!