Monday, May 03, 2010

Nobody's Perfect: CIA VS Homeland Security

Nobody's Perfect:

There is a tie this week in my Nobody's Perfect up-to-date reporting on human bloopers---between the CIA, who was busy boasting about having killed a Taliban Leader named Hakimultah Mehsad, only to have him show up all over the Internet saying "You missed me! Nah na nah na nah na!"

AND...that lovable Homeland Security Lady named Janet Napolitano---who, when asked why it took ten days for her to get on the ball and help contain the oil gushing out of the largest oil spill in American history was said to have said...

"What explosion?"

Yes, it good to know that, while we watched millions of communists marching throughout our cities, declaring their demands and their communistic militant intentions on taking over our country on May Day..our CIA was not concerned. They were busy playing with drones and claiming direct hits...that were misses.. in the deserts of Pakistan...but never mind.

And then there was that, "Oops, Google did NOT see that car loaded with explosive in Time Square moment." Evidently, the CIA has a computer porn problem too.

It's reassuring to know that our future is in the hands of a woman who has no clue exactly what day it is....but will always say..."It's day one, no matter what day it is." And a CIA who could care less about a communist takeover, but is right up to par with letting employees play video-drone games.

So, between the CIA and our Homeland Security, I'd it's a hard choice.

Our President, on the other hand, redeemed himself this week with some great jokes.

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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rink up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs.
I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class.
I was a musician most of my life:drummer/singer/keyboards---but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit.
I have no degrees,which could be a good thing...depending on how you view our educational system.
I do have three patents...but that really doesn't make me a somebody.
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mostly political.
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I will try to prove that sometimes nobody knows the answers, sometimes nobody cares, sometimes nobody wins, and most importantly...NOBODY is perfect.
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