THE VERSA-TOP!

Is the divorce final yet?!?! Lord knows, you've probably spent enough time trying to convince yourself that you're straight. That's great, though! In the gay world, you are a prize! You may have had troubles with relationships with the opposite sex in the past, but just commit yourself to your gayness, and you'll be a happier (and luckier) top. Because of your struggles, you may think you are actually interested in a relationship, but unless you're truly straight, it's not likely. One taste of the rainbow, and you're gayness is secure. Who knows, you MAY even blossom into a lovely bottom one day!

All possible test results

You seem to always be the friend and seldom the lover, but that may be by design. You are a friend to the gay world, but not as active sexually as you'd like to be. An enigma, you possess the sensua... Read more

Unbelieveable! Can it be true? A REAL versatile?!?! So many bottoms claim to be veratile in sad hopes of discovering true versatility, but YOU might actually be the real thing! Note the word "migh... Read more

Awwwe. You are the most adorable bottom ever. What you need is a good old fashioned cuddle session. Either that, or a good old fashioned ass pounding. Either way, you'll be happy as long as someon... Read more

I Can't Believe It's Not Bottom! Try as you might, versatility has been a pain in the butt for you. Being a bottom doesn't make you any less of a man. If anything, it makes you MORE of one. Look a... Read more

And after I do that, can I make you a sandwich, master? You are the cream of the tops. You don't take "oh" for an answer. You may have the ability to be a gentle loving person, but unless you're st... Read more

Is the divorce final yet?!?! Lord knows, you've probably spent enough time trying to convince yourself that you're straight. That's great, though! In the gay world, you are a prize! You may have h... Read more

Unbelieveable! Can it be true? A REAL versatile?!?! So many bottoms claim to be veratile in sad hopes of discovering true versatility, but YOU might actually be the real thing! Note the word "migh... Read more

You are off the charts! I don't know how you did it, but you broke the computer! You're unique capacity for versatility and ambivalence has completely caught us off guard. You must be the happiest ... Read more