Quad9Damage1990: When your cell phone was the size of a goddamn backpack. Imagine how annoying it would be to use this in the checkout line.

pastorofmuppetsThat's nothing. In the 60s, mobile phones required a whole room full of relays, reel-to-reel, and blinking red lights. You needed a government grant to buy one and three secretaries working 24/7 to operate it.