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The funniest, happiest person you'll ever meet. Always honest, she'll tell the truth no matter what. She's so carefree and beautiful. Athleticism and intelligence are bonuses to this girl... Well, school smart. She can be really clueless and clumsy, but that's one of the reasons people love her. She's so innocent she somehow manages to stay out of drama almost all the time. She's independant. She's basically just an all round perfect girl.

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a fantastic friend. a melissa is a great listener and will always give you amazing advice. she's gorgeous and her friendly personality captures people immediately. she's really smart, but she doesnt focus easily. her hair is beautiful and she attracts guys all over the place

erik: "Damn did you see that hot girl?"
tim: "she's such a melissa!"

ben: "I have such a great girlfriend!"
jimmy: "you're so lucky, she's definitely a melissa."

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Melissa plundered bee hives in order to feed honey to Zeus, who developed a permanent sweet tooth. Melissas role in protecting Zeus was discovered and she was turned into a low species of insect. Zeus later took pity on her and turned her into a Honey Bee, which is involved with making honey.
A Melissa is a beautiful woman. She loves to help friends. She has a bad side but usually doesnt show it unless shes around her friends. She excells in life.
After discovering the method of collecting honey, Melissa; a Cretan Princess was transformed into a Bee.
An elderly Priestess called Melissa, who was torn to pieces by the women of her neighborhood after refusing to reveal the secrets she had been made privy to by the Goddess Demeter. The Goddess set a plague upon her killers by producing bees from Melissa's corpse.
In Persian, Melissa means Red Rose.
A Melissa is the type of person you could trust with you life, the type of person who would jump in front of a bullet for someone they love. A Melissa is honest and tells things how it is, they lie occasionally but so does everyone. They make mistakes, but they have the brains to set it right. They don't like hurting anyone. They know their place in he world and do not resort in violence, a true Melissa would never cause anyone physical pain. A Melissa speaks from the heart. She should not care about what anyone else thinks of the person that she is or turning out to be, she is one person with a mighty name that means a lot.

"Do you see that girl over there?"
"The beautiful one?"
"Yeah, doesn't she look like a Melissa?"
"Yeah, that's what I was thinking!"

"I wonder who is singing that beautiful song, it's got to be a Melissa."

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Melissa is the most amazing girl anyone could ever meet. She is so beautiful and anyone who knows her is the LUCKIEST person in the history of lucky people. Melissa is extremely beautiful and could get any guy she wants. she has amazing eyes that can be glared into for hours on end. Melissa is the best friend ANYONE could EVER have. she has such sexy hair. For Melissa's friends, they are so so so grateful to have her and will respect and treasure her for ever and ever. For Melissa's boyfriend, he is the luckiest guy on earth. Melissa's life isn't always perfect, but she always keeps her head held high.
sometimes, she doubts herself, but her friends will always help her up again.

Melissa, you are a truely amazing person (: <3

Melissa: my life is so un-perfect, I'm so stupid :/
Amazing friend: No your not, you'r beautifull and so amazing and everything you do, is soooo perfect, the way you walk, you talk, the way you do your hair. your soooo perfect (:
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Facebook chat
Guy: Holy crap Melissa is so beautiful
Girl: I know huh, do you like her?

Guy: of course, what kind of guy in their right mind wouldnt?
Girl: (names some random)
Guy: well he's a total idiot....
Girl: i know :)