1. Welcome aboard Not-so-breaking news: Britney...

Not-so-breaking news: Britney Spears is out of rehab. She's expected to report to new parental guardians Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie by the end of the week.

2. Yellow gold

Britney must stay vigilant as she wrestles with her addictions, of course. I'm told there was a tense moment Tuesday when she inquired about the street price of Cheetos.

Cleaning house

3. Meanwhile, Kevin Federline has launched his own Web search engine, searchwithkevin.com, and he's giving away albums and signed pictures to people who use it. Which is a fancy way of saying he needs to clear some crap out of his garage.

4. Run!

Filming begins on "Terminator 5: Rise of the Biker Short Models."

5. Toxic waste

"NOW That's What I Call Music!" Vol. 24 hits stores next Tuesday. Critics are calling the latest installment more lethal than pet food.

6. A little less heavy

Lamb of God and Hatebreed have signed on for Ozzfest. Unfortunately this means they won't be available for the American Idols Live tour.

7. Role model

Workers from New York City's Department of Sanitation tell People magazine that supermodel Naomi Campbell has been a surprisingly down-to-earth co-worker. They noted just four wardrobe changes before lunch.

8. Beatle juice

Starbucks signed Paul McCartney as the first artist on its new record label. Starbucks needed a big name; Sir Paul needed some caffeine.

9. Never again

The Miss USA pageant is set to take place this week, although organizers will consider shutting it down if the result leads to another Donald Trump-Rosie O'Donnell feud.

The 10th line is online

Wednesday's setup: "The first thing you do after hitting a paparazzo with your car is ..." "take out the other two tenors." --Frank F.