Farrah Abraham Isn’t Welcome Back To Teen Mom

Not that I’m bragging or anything, but I can name two former Teen Mom stars – Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans. We all know the first one because she thinks that she’s a celebrity ever since she faked a sex tape with the most recognized male porn star in the world, and despite claiming that she’s now a good Christian girl, she is releasing a line of smut novels. The other one is an idiot drunk who has been arrested almost as many times as Teen Mom has had seasons, and even though she’s 8 months pregnant, she was spotted in a bar this past weekend. That leaves three other girls that nobody cares about, but apparently they have enough power to make sure MTV never lets Farrah anywhere near them.

According to Us, Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell and Amber Portwood told MTV that they didn’t want Farrah joining them for a fifth season of Teen Mom because she “sets a bad example.” I assume that the MTV exec fell out of his seat laughing before he eventually agreed and then ordered a season of a show that will star Farrah and Jenelle in a competition to see who can blow more guys while pregnant.