Not eligible for compo: more than one letter.
But it was lodged in my head and I had to get it out.
EDIT: My second FP ever! What a lovely Saturnalia present! Deity bless us, every one!
(Sun 22nd Dec 2013, 12:31, More)

In space, no one can here you scream that "This isn't decaf!"
EDIT: My very first FP! And at this rate, you'll see another in 2021. Thanks all!
(Tue 4th Jun 2013, 0:07, More)

Stand Up For Yourself - And Pay For It
Even as a child, I understood the importance of being yourself, standing up to peer pressure, following your own path and ignoring what everyone else thinks. As a consequence, I was miserably lonely, ostracised, bullied to the point of PTSD, and to this day I'm socially uncomfortable, bitter, and have almost no network of friends. Humans are social animals. It's in our nature. You have to either fit in, or find a place where you do.
All you people who are proud of yourselves for never doing anything to fit in? You're not iconoclast rebel hard-boys. You're just so average you fit in without trying. So all you self-congratulatory "I never did anything to fit in, hooray for me" cuntsmugs can just Fuck. Right. Off.
(Tue 20th Jan 2009, 14:35, More)

I wrote the Bratz movie.
Yes, I was the one who said, "Let's take dolls who represent the most vicious of cliques, and turn it into a story about them fighting against cliques and being all inclusive. The hypocrisy will balance out the sexual exploitation and antisocial ostracism."

Yes, that's why I should *only* be fired, as opposed to being hung from a lamppost like the the psychopath who invented the slutdolls.

The logistics seem daunting.
I really don't see how anyone manages to have a threesome. I had trouble enough getting one woman to have sex with me, let alone two at the same time. Both of which have to be okay with group bisexuality. And who have to actually be attracted to each other, as well.

Let me put this mathematically:Sx = odds of being willing to have sex with me (expressed as a fraction)Bi = odds of being willing to have sex with another woman3s = odds of being willing to have sex with two partners at onceMm = odds of finding other partner attractive