Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

ASS11

03-18-2006, 05:46 PM

Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

Bingo.

Also, I love the feeling of a soapy loofah on my balls.

Kclee

03-18-2006, 05:47 PM

Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

New washcloth every day?

Baby Lee

03-18-2006, 05:48 PM

First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

Mr. Laz

03-18-2006, 05:50 PM

except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. .

ROFL ROFL

Braincase

03-18-2006, 05:56 PM

There's a Blue Beacon Truck Wash nearby. Just the foam brush and the spot-free rinse. I try to avoid high pressure waxing in sensitive areas.

chefsos

03-18-2006, 06:04 PM

New washcloth every day?
I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

I had a g/f once who refused to let anyone in the house use a washcloth or a towel twice. I don't think the washer ever stopped running.

gblowfish

03-18-2006, 06:05 PM

Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.

Kclee

03-18-2006, 06:14 PM

I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

New washcloth every day?What ya do is have two in the shower, color coded of course so you know what goes where.

el borracho

03-19-2006, 01:47 AM

Did Donger put you up to this?

Lurch

03-19-2006, 01:54 AM

Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it...

Simplex3

03-19-2006, 02:08 AM

Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.
How do you tell them apart?

Prince22

03-19-2006, 02:48 AM

Hair, face, balls, body

Simplex3

03-19-2006, 02:50 AM

Hair, face, balls, body
Your balls or some Kentuky men's BB player?

Prince22

03-19-2006, 03:03 AM

Your balls or some Kentuky men's BB player?

:cuss:
I'm speachless

Simplex3

03-19-2006, 03:04 AM

:cuss:
I'm speachless
It's easier to talk if you take that guy's johnson out of your mouth. At least that's what goatcheeze tells me.

KC Jones

03-19-2006, 07:13 AM

First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line. Next thing you know you'll be getting manicures and having your hair frosted. :D

gblowfish

03-19-2006, 09:29 AM

How do you tell them apart?Easy.
My ass looks like a sesame street puppet.

BigMeatballDave

03-19-2006, 12:46 PM

Head to toe. How on Earth could someone wash their feet, junk, and ass, then their face/head. EW.

Over-Head

03-19-2006, 01:13 PM

Hair first, absolutely!
Then start at the top, face first, work down, change to the Mrsís soap, and wash my ass :evil:

John_Locke

03-20-2006, 12:30 AM

Top Down!!!

New cloth every day

the missus demands it

and I must say, the nightly results are worth it ;)

greg63

03-20-2006, 12:38 AM

I start with the torso; why? :p

Rausch

03-20-2006, 12:43 AM

I wash my package with the blood of baby seals and the fat of endangered whales.

And if that doesn't work I'm sure more RAM will make my penis bigger...

keg in kc

03-20-2006, 01:17 AM

Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line.Dancing dangerously close? He's so far over the line he makes karaoke night at the Blue Oyster look manly. It makes Frazod's Christopher Lowell deco-craze look tame in comparison.

Rausch

03-20-2006, 01:20 AM

First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.