This is the girls fault. Girls wear wayyyyy too much makeup. If you won't wear make up you look JUST FINE and there's no disgusting surprise if people catch you after a shower.
This is hilarious though, I'm telling guys I know to start saying this to girls.

Thats because the more makeup you wear on a regular basis the more people get used to seeing you with perfect skin and accentuated eyes. Plus wearing makeup daily fucks up your skin.
She did this to herself.