You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey

After Charlie Hunnam dropped out due to 50 Shades of Grey being a terrible project that will destroy his career, it was once again time to find the film’s Christian Grey. This time, a guy with far less career to lose has been put at the front of the pack, and the rumors are that he is the guy. His name is James Dornan, and unless you’re upon ABC’s Once Upon a Time, or own Sofia Coppola‘s Marie Antoinette on Blu-Ray, you’re probably unaware he exists.

But he does exist. And he’s going to exist now more than ever as he gets anal beads crammed inside him on a 40-foot screen. I smell Oscar! Or lube.