Well, it seems I just can't turn down a challenge. MK issued this one, an intelligent dance fic in which Serena did not look like an under-age prostitute (no fun MK) sitting at the bar of a club, just waiting for Darien to come and grind against her. ::shudders:: What has happened to youth today?

Some people are dancing fools. Serena Tsukino, surprisingly, is not one of them.

For example, Serena never so much as tapped a foot to the beat of the music. She never paid a dollar to dance with the groom at a wedding, she doesn't "do" clubs. And she never, *never*, goes to school dances.

Which seemed to be a reality her friends just wouldn't accept, much to the blond's irritation.

"No. N-O. What part of that don't you guys understand?" Serena crossed her arms over her chest and arrowed her brows over her nose. She meant it to be intimidating, but it probably only made her look like a mean old lady. Who kicked dogs. And never bought Girl Scout cookies.

Serena's four best friends shook their heads in unison then sighed, as if this was a never-ending battle in which they never won. Because, well- they never did.

Much to their irritation.

"But, Serena!" Mina wailed, pulling her mouth into a pout she damn well knew wouldn't work. Serena had, after all, taught her that move, "It's the last dance of our middle school careers!"

Lita nodded her agreement so fiercely that her brown ponytail nearly flopped over one eye, "Yeah, after this, it'll be high school dances. And those are totally different from middle school."

"Then I don't have to go to the dance, if high school is so different, which I highly doubt. The same people will be there, just a year older." Serena pointed out, her vow unmoved.

Mina and Lita scrambled to find some sort of mental bulldozer to try and pry Serena from her strict stance, and luckily, they found one. In the form of one, petite genius, "That isn't true, Serena, and you know it. Besides, you've never been to one of Crossroad's dances."

"And I don't intend to." Serena's jaw hardened in determination, "You've never been to any of the dances either, Ami, so don't even start."

The blue-haired scholar blushed bright red and suddenly became engrossed in how the pads of her index fingers met ever-so-neatly before clearing her throat, "Well, actually-"

Serena groaned and dropped her forehead to the table in front of her with a thunk, "Ames, no! Don't tell me that these banshee's have sucked you into their trap?"

"Banshee's?" Lita ground the heels of her hands over her eyes, rolling them around her eyesockets before continueing, "Serena, don't you think you're being a little melodramatic about this?"

"A little?" Mina snorted as she mimcked Serena's earlier posture, arms crossed over her torso and brows lowered over the bridge of her nose.

Serena propped her head up on her chin as she narrowed her blue gaze at the bow-bedecked blond sitting across from her, "Watch it, Mina. You are treading dangerous waters here."

Mina only snorted indelicately again which had Serena's head picking up off the formica table top, as if she sniffed the scent of a challenge in the air. Ami quickly intervened, never one for bloodshed, "The two of you cool it." She then turned her attention soley to Serena, "It was my decision alone to attend the dance. With the exams for high school over, I figured that I, that we all, could use a break. I had hoped you would come too, despite your mysterious dislike of school socials."

Serena rolled her eyes, not buying the earnest tone in Ami's plea, "And the fact that the weekend of the dance Greg come's into town for the summer had nothing to do with your 'decision?'" Serena bent the middle and index finger on both hands in air quotes.

Again, Ami blushed, then stuttered in a miserable attempt at nonchalance, "Oh, that's right, isn't it? I'll have to invite him along. How unlike me to forget."

'Right.' Serena rolled her eyes once more, inwardly rejoicing in the defeat Lita and Mina displayed after Ami had been shot down. Fools, they trusted the soft-spoken genius's sway over Serena's own mind too much. Serena might have been easily persuaded into all sorts of other embarrassing ordeals by her pals, but never, *never*, would she let them get her into the school gymnasium for any other reason than to watch the basketball team get all hot and sweaty.

Next to her, Serena noted that a certain raven-haired priestess had been all too quiet during the whole ordeal with the other three. Highly uncommon for Rei, Serena didn't like it one bit, "Well?"

Rei blinked and unpursed the lips that had been sucking noiselessly at her straw, "Well...what?"

"I'm sure you have something to say on the matter." Serena rested her cheek in the palm of her hand, one golden brow arched in a dare, "I mean, the day that Rei Hino passes up the chance to mock and humiliate Serena Tsukino is one for the history books."

"Oh, please! I don't even go to the same school as you guys. I'm not going, so why should I care if you went?" Four pairs of eyes glazed over at the shock of Rei's defense, "And I agree with you, Serena. Dances are stupid. If you don't want to go, then don't go."

Still stunned at her unexpected ally, Serena turned back to Mina, Lita and Ami. With a short shake of her head, sending both shock out and pigtails tumbling over her shoulders, Serena spoke with crushing finality, "I am, *not*, going to the dance."

Captitulation was visible in each girls face as their shoulders drooped in defeat. They slid from the booth at the Crown one by one, mumbling thier grievances. All but Mina who only punched Rei on the arm at the nearest, available moment.

"Thanks for the help!"

"Ow! Mina, you get back here!"

Serena released a relieved breath as Rei chased after the fleeing Mina, finally leaving her at peace. Geez, it got worse every dance. They just wouldn't take no for an answer. She could get "No," tattoed to her forehead and they'd still argue with her at every turn. But Serena just couldn't. They'd have to understand, though she'd never given them any other explanation other then she thought dances were the devil. A lie, yes, but better then telling them the truth. And it was none of their business but hers that she-

"Um, hun?"

Well...damn.

Per the usual, the senshi's personal crusade to see Serena a laughing-stock had distracted the meatball-adorned blond to the point of forgetting everything else around her. Very slowly, the colors and shapes of the fruit parlor came back into focus. The beeps and PINGS of the arcade on the other side rang in her ears and she could again smell the sweet smell of ice cream mixed with fatty grease from the hamburgers and fries. And all too suddenly, she felt the presense of her boyfriend sitting next to her in their usual lunch-date booth.

And she was pretty sure he hadn't blanked the whole debacle with the girls from his brain. Without a doubt in her mind, Serena knew he would want to know-

"Because spending countless hours applying make-up and doing my hair to sweat it off within ten seconds of entering the building just doesn't appeal to me." Serena bit out, "Not to mention the hassle of finding a dress, then coming up with the money to buy it. Oh, and a limo. Don't even get me started on finding flowers."

Darien hid his grin behind the rim of his coke, knowing that if Serena saw how immensely amused he was by her reasons, he'd never prod the real answer out of her, "Is that all?"

Apparently, that was not all.

"Now that you mention it, no. Let's not forget the hypocracy of the whole idea. They invite an entire school of cliques and classes under the banner of unity, and then what do they do? They crown two of them our king and queen! As if the brainless, A-list jocks and cheerleaders who get those stupid plastic crowns even deserve to fathom ruling an entire school of people. Then there is the humiliation involved! The inevitable tragedy of your tube top falling around your waist, drinking too much spiked punch resulting in you wrapping yourself up in every low hanging streamer available. And then there is the possibility of being wallflower, possibly branded with the stereotype for the rest of your natural life."

There is no way, that after all of that, Darien could keep his face neutral. He gave it a valiant try, but there was no use. One eyebrow shot upwards in astonishment and shock registered in his eyes. Holy moly.

"School dances are a cess-pool of demonic and torturing, adolescent plagues. My opinion is, that if we got rid of them, school would be a happier and safer place for us all." Serena punctuated her speech by popping a few french fries in her mouth, chewed for a furious, silent moment then swallowed harshly, "I'm tired of having explain myself to everyone. Could we just drop it?"

Having had a few moments to collect himself, Darien just coughed, shrugged then turned back to his soda, "Consider it dropped."

And then, there was nothing. Serena couldn't believe it. He hadn't said more then ten words through the whole thing, and then he actually let it drop after she asked. This was something Serena was not at all used to.

Of course, comparing Darien to the senshi in their persuasive skills was a stretch. So instead of fight the unfamiliarity, Serena embraced it. Sitting back and closing her eyes, Serena took in a deep, unrestricted breath then released it with a whoosh. Finally, peace. Blessed nothing.

But then, the peaceful nothing stretched...

Serena carefully opened one eye and glanced over at Darien, who was staring out the window at the passers-by. No big deal. Sliding her eye closed again, she took another deep breath. It gave her a moment to order herself. Then she could truly enjoy her date with him again. So what if he didn't seem to sense, as he usually did, that she had been lying through her teeth. As long as he didn't push it, Serena was happy.

...and stretched...

The eye popped open of it's own accord. Darien turned and noticed, smiled and winked at her, lifting his glass to his lips to take a sip before staring ahead into the fruit parlor. He didn't see Serena smiling back, though it didn't really matter since she'd forced it. It was nice, not to have to hear the constant needling that the girls were prone to. Again, she'd never expect Darien to resort to that tactic...but, still. He hadn't resorted to any tactic. Just took her cock-a-mamey story for word. And something about that just bothered her.

...and stretched.

"I can't dance, okay?"

It was his fault. Him and his damn silent treatment. He knew full well that she couldn't stand that, it was worse than the girls nagging! And damn the boy for not being interested enough in her to try anything else but the easy route!

"You can't dance?" Darien's expression nor tone gave not one inkling to deception, he was just asking an honestly surprised question. As if he hadn't used the dirtiest trick in the book to get her to admit it. Serena's eyes narrowed, had she damned him enough yet?

"That isn't enough? What more does it have to be? Dances usually involve dancing and I do not dance." Serena answered, again assuming her defensive stand of choice, "Hence, I do not go to dances."

"Thank you for clearing that up." Darien chuckled and snagged a fry from her plate before he continued, "Have you ever been to a dance before?"

Serena pretended not to see the fry theft as she lifted her chin a notch, ready not to answer. But that would only result in another of his damnable silent treatments. So, cough up her reason she did, "Yes, if you must know. I went to a dance before I met you or any of the girls, during my first year at Crossroads. It was a 'get-to-know-you' kind of thing, pretty much the first social gathering of the new class, and Molly and I went, ready to wow our new classmates. To make a long, embarrassing story short and slightly less embarrassing, I made a fool of myself."

Darien supressed a grin at the unique humor the situation was wrought with, and put a loving arm around Serena's shoulders, "I'm sure it wasn't that bad."

"I did the Running Man."

Darien stilled, then forced his smile to stay frozen as he reached out for his coke, ready to take a sip, but first inserted a reassuring squeeze of Serena's shoulders and saying, "Some would consider the Running Man a classic."

"I requested the Macarena." Serena added glumly.

Darien couldn't help it. It was a knee-jerk reaction. The swallow of soda he'd just taken caught in his throat at his girlfriend's confession, scorched its way back up and finally left his mouth in a spray of caramel-flavored stickiness.

"See, I can't dance." Serena sighed as she gathered a pile of napkins from the dispenser next to her, shrugging out of Darien's embrace and wiping down the table before moving to dab at the drink staining his polo shirt.

Darien brought his arm back to his side and took a semi-soggy napkin from her, smoothing the rough paper over his cheek as he tried to make amends, "It isn't *that* bad-"

"Only bad enough for you to ruin a shirt, waste a mouthful of soda and help put a small tree into a landfill." Serena flopped a handful of wet, brown-stained napkins down onto her serving tray. Breathing a self-defeating sigh, Serena looked glumly at the droopy pile, able to sympathize.

It was the most authentic of the down-side of Serena's mood swings Darien was yet to witness. She looked so defeated, and the idea that she actually accepted it was even worse. Serena could be beat anything, and she always bounced back good as new, if not better. Whether it be from a bad grade on a test to being side-swiped by a flame-breathing youma. In any situation, Serena had always remained upbeat. Until now.

Fortunately, Darien didn't have to just sit aside and twiddle his thumbs, waiting for the mope to pass. You see, the devilish young man had come up with a plan, "Why don't you stop by later?"

Perhaps his suggestion should have been phrased better, or he should have changed the subject a little more smoothly. Because his out-of-left-field offer came out a teensy-bit too abrupt, a tad too nonchalant, a pinch too "I'm up to something and I'm not telling." You get the picture.

And Serena noticed. He could tell with the slow slide of her head as she turned to face him, her eyes narrowed in suspicion, "Why?"

Busted. "You have to ask?" Darien quickly recovered, "I just want to spend time with my beautiful, talented girlfriend."

Now, the first of rule of tricking a woman, is to never lay the flattery on too thick. They're just too smart to believe they're that great (though we are pretty damn close), and will only suspect your motives even further, "Why?"

An exasperated sigh passed Darien's lips and he rolled his eyes. Despite what most believe, he never was any good playing head games with females. A woman's brain is too devious for any man to comprehend, " Just come over."

"Not until you tell me why." Serena squared her jaw and tensed in her seat, a clear sign she wasn't budging.

"It's a surprise." Darien attempted damage control, again, and used his most enticing tone.

Which was pretty damn enticing, much to Darien's pleasure, because the suspicion was uprooted by eagerness, "What is it?"

Not one to be left hanging, Serena pounced at her boyfriend, but he smoothly slid from the booth before she could land. Pushing blond bangs from her blue eyes, Serena looked up at him, still fishing for clues, "Is it food? Are you making me something special?"

Darien laughed, he should have known Serena wasn't one to mope or bemoan her situation too long. An understandable mistake, he was, after all, only a man. He reached out and caressed her cheek softly and briefly, "Maybe."

* * * * *

Serena knew she'd been had when she stepped out of the elevator and was not immediately assaulted by delicious aromas. How clever of Darien, lurring her into his lair by insinuating food would be there. Down right tricky.

Just what did Darien have in store for her then? Serena's face once again fell into it's earlier wary state as she lifted her fist to rap on the door to Darien's apartment.

It opened a few moments later and Darien greeted her warmly. She received a quick peck on her cheek as she walked past, but Serena hardly registered it. Her eyes serached for any sign of anything out of order.

But she didn't see anything. Literally. All his furniture had been pushed against the walls of his living room. Which was, she supposed, out of the ordinary, "Are you shampooing the carpets?" She voiced her querry, carefully avoiding the pristine, white carpet.

Darien's warm laughter filled the space behind her, then passed her with the man as he stepped into the living room, "No."

"Oh." Serena flushed slightly, then followed him into the empty area and indicated the furniture, "Then why is every against the wall?"

"We need space."

A blond eyebrow rocketed up and Serena nearly choked, but managed only a short cough of surprise before, "Space for what?"

Darien glanced back at her, his smile wide as he answered, "Your dance lesson. What did you think I was talking about?"

Serena very pointedly avoided the answer to his question, since she knew he knew what she thought he was talking about, and just continued, "You mean to tell me that *you* are going to teach *me* to dance?"

Serena shook her head, still not fully comprehending what Darien was offering, "We're talking real, shake-your-booty, tap-your-toes and maintain-eye-contact dancing? Not interpretive dance, or mime?"

"Interpretive dance is for people who can't dance, and mime is actually much harder then you'd imagine."

Serena could only blink at him. Darien did not just insinuate he had experience in mime, he was only jerking her chain. He had too, because she'd already had her fill of Darien's-Secret-Life for today, thank you.

But still, he was too cute standing in the middle his bare living room, still in the pressed khaki pants he'd been wearing at lunch. He had changed into a plain, dark grey t-shirt though, one that showed the lines of his masculine body to his advantage. His feet were bare, his tanned skin in sharp contrast to the snowy carpet beneath them. His hair was also slowly working its way out of the styling Darien had done that morning, so a few dark lanks of hair fell over his deep blue eyes.

Yowza, he was a stud. Serena always knew he was extremely pleasing to look at, and she'd admit to pangs of jealousy when she'd see other girls walking down the same street as they nearly turn their heads all the way around just keep Darien in their line of vision. Of course, when they ran into light poles or tripped over their own feet in front everyone else on the street, Serena felt immensely better.

While he was being unknowingly aesthetically appreciated, Darien was doing his own perusal of his Meatball Head. She'd changed from the schoolgirl uniform she'd been wearing when she met him at the Crown for a quick lunch date into her more casual evening wear. A simple pink t-shirt with button snaps at the collar made her glow, and the white pants she had coupled with the top made her look like a soft pink angel. Her blond hair was up in his meatballs and the confusion and tinge of excitement that radiated through her true-blue eyes had stained her cheeks pink.

Serena didn't need cosmetic help, like so many other girls he'd "seen" or "dated." Even on special occassions, Darien rarely saw her in more than some soft mascara and natural colored lipstick. He loved that she was so beautiful, and Serena seemed completely unware of the fact. No, not seemed, was. She managed to be down-to-earth and up-in-the-air at the same time. Serena the contrary, he loved that about her.

What more perfect example could there be than the situation just then. Here was the this bubbly girl, who had bopped around in the passenger seat next to him, singing off key to his radio and imitating music video moves wherever they went. Yet, she had requested the Macarena at her first school dance and steadfastly refused to humor her best friends by going to another.

Darien hadn't been kidding, he could dance. And reasonably well, he thought too. If Serena would only give him the chance to show her what he had, and what he could give her.

Serena had moved past the moment of...well, staring is what would best describe it. She moved forward, stood on tiptoe to kiss Darien very softly on his mouth. She trembled slightly as his arms moved around her waist automatically, as if it were the only natural thing to do. She let her lips move over his for another brief second before she pulled back and said, "Darien, I love you."

Darien faltered a bit, her proclamation a surprise. Sure, he'd heard her say those three words countless times before, and don't get the boy wrong, he was thrilled every time he heard them. But "I love you," was the last thing he had expected her to say after an offer for a dance lesson. He should just be thankful he had asked, rather than someone else. Darien wanted her love to be his only.

And as for his answer to her's, all he could think of was, "I love you too."

Serena smiled and dropped back down onto the floor before pulling out of his embrace and sliding her hand into his, "And even though I know you could do almost anything, you cannot teach me to dance."

"Why not?' Darien eyed her, finally seeing that her "I love you," was a form of apology. Never one to be deterred though, Darien kept his face carefully masked as he let her hand fall back to her side and moved around her.

Now, Darien might have thought he was being slick, but Serena knew he was up to something. As sure as she'd known her surprise wasn't food when she had stepped off the elevator. And in a weird, round-about way, just as she hadn't fathomed the actual surprise was an impromptu dance lesson in Darien's living room, she also couldn't figure out exactly what he was up to now. She continued warily, "Because next to flying pigs, me dancing is on the top of the 'Never Gonna Happen' list."

In a reversal of roles, oh-so-common in relationships, Darien's response wasn't what she had expected. She was sure he'd laugh, or deny it. Tell her that anyone could dance, say she was being over-dramatic. Something along the trodden path.

So, Serena was not expecting in the least to feel Darien's hand wrap around the nape of her neck, and in one seamless move of the wrist, duck her under the bridge of his arm, spin her once and then capture her in the same arm that had started the step. The same arm that held her practically parallel to the floor in a deep dip that had Serena seeing stars.

Finding all she could do for a few pulse-pounding moments was stare up into his smiling eyes with her own wide-eyed stare and gaped mouth, Serena enjoyed the thouroughly romantic feeling of being at the will of his one arm, trusting him not to let her drop. She gulped and took one or two (or possibly five or six) composure restoring breaths, she managed a choked, "How did you do that?"

Darien's grin was positively devious as he straightened them and slowly lowered Serena back onto her feet, his turn to enjoy as her slim form slid smoothly down his front. Closing his eyes briefly to shake the intensity away, he answered her as simply as his tight throat would allow, "Practice. And Soul Train."

Confusion replaced the shock, but not enough for Serena to relinquish her hold on Darien's neck, where both her arms were crooked and clinging tight. She had just been swept off of her feet, quite literally, and was still dizzy. Lucky girl, "Huh?"

"When I was in the orphanage," Darien began, as if he had read Serena's mind and in sure hands, he lifted her off her feet again and walked towards his stereo, all the while continueing to explain, "I used to sneak down after head count to cath the old episodes of Soul Train they played late night. When I moved out I enrolled in a few dance classes."

"A few classes? Like what?" Serena nestled into his chest as he stopped in front of the eleborate sound system, smiling slyly when she saw the moment of distraction flutter over his features when he looked down at her.

"Swing, waltz, salsa and all the rest. Mostly partner dancing." Darien waggled his brows wickedly, " I was hoping to meet a nice, long-legged girl who liked to dance as much as me. We could dance professionaly, settle down after making a few million, and have tap-dancing babies."

"Big plans." Serena commented, the light lilt to her tone showing she knew he was teasing, "And here you got stuck with a short girl who couldn't dance to save her own life and I refuse to enroll my children in tap lessons. Could you imagine the headaches? No thank you, not for me."

Darien laughed loudly, always a thrill to Serena's ears, then hugged her tight as he finished, "I haven't been taking any classes since I started at the university." Guessing Serena's next question before she even voiced it, he answered with out being asked, "I decided to focus on becoming a doctor. But-" Darien trailed off enticingly as he reluctantly released his hold on the blond who fit like a long-missing puzzle piece and grabbed the knob of a cupboard behind his stereo, before finishing, "I still have the old stand by."

With that, he threw the doors open and Serena's eyes bulged as she took in shelf after shelf of video cassettes with "Soul Train" and then the date it was taped written in Darien's meticulous handwriting on each label. On the shelves below those, were at least a dozen c.d. organizers filled with compact discs from nearly every walk of music there was. From forties big bands and fifties be-bop to eighties jams and the hip-hop remixes of the nineties, Darien seemed to have it all. Most of his collection seemed to consist of seventies funk and classic grooves from Motown.

And just when Serena was sure that she couldn't see anything more shocking than all of that in Darien's utilitarian apartment, she reached that last two shelves, where she found a record player and three crates filled to nearly over-flowing with vinyl records.

Finally, sure she'd seen all that was to be seen in the unit she couldn't believe she'd never noticed before, she turned to Darien and said, "Darien, if I didn't know better, I'd swear that just by all this, you were gay."

Darien laughed again, not offended by the blatantly stereotypical comparison. He had always been very sure of his masculinity and confident in his male ego. And through his classes, Darien had met some very nice homo-sexuals with whom Darien would be proud to grab a drink with after their workout. One in particular had introduced him to one of the best sandwich shops in town on the same street as the studio.

But still, Darien decided it was best to leave no doubt in Serena's mind to his straight status and tweaked her nose before saying with much emphasis as he pressed his body into her side suggestively, "It's a good thing you know better."

Serena blushed brightly and Darien bent a kiss to the sweet spot behind her ear before he lifted his lips to her ear to whisper, "So, what do you say? Will you let me teach you to dance?"

"I don't know." Serena shuddered at his feathery request brushing at her sensitive ear flesh. Worrying her lower lip, she eyed the proof to Darien's credibility. All eight shelves of it,

"Come on, it wouldn't hurt to try."

"That's where you're wrong." Serena emphatically pointed out, "It would hurt. You. I'd probably step all over your feet until they were bloody stumps, leaving you crippled for life."

Darien cringed, "You would not. Let me teach you."

Serena crossed her arms over her chest, ready to straight forward turn him down and then tell him to make her a real surprise. But someting stalled her. Maybe it was the face-pressed-against-the-glass expression on Darien's face. He so rarely made demands of her, not that giving a dance lesson or two was really a demand, but he wanted to help her so badly. Or, maybe it was just the idea of spending an evening in the circle of his arms.

That, very likely, could be it.

And, just maybe, it was the possiblity that he could actually teach her to dance. After all, he'd gotten her to do that fancy dip with only his hand on the back of her neck. That said something about the boy's talent, she'd say.

Heaving a sigh of capitulation, Serena relented, "Fine. Work your magic. But I have warned you, remember that."

"I'll keep it in mind." Darien had to use all his will power and famed cool not to jump up and down like a giddy school girl. It must have been too long since he'd pushed the furntiure back and let loose because he was not only elated to help Serena out, he was pratically bursting at the seams to shake his groove thang himself.

Either way, Darien couldn't wait any longer to get started, "So, do you have any dance experience at all?"

Serena's face scrunched in thought before she nodded, "I took a class once."

"That's a start, you know the basics."

"I remember my teacher telling me I was pretty good too." Serena perked up a bit.

This was good, anything to build her confidence was great for both of them, "In that case, this will be a cake-walk."

"Of course, I was five. You're always 'pretty good' when you're five." Serena's brows dropped a fraction as she finished the memory.

Darien deflated a bit. So much for building confidence. Should have known it wouldn't be that easy. They'd have to start from the ground up. After some careful deliberation, Darien selected a c.d. from one of the organizers and withdrew it. Opening the case, Darien took the flashy disc out and placed it in his stereo's c.d. player. He turned the volume up to a level that was loud enough to keep them going but quiet enough to keep the neighbors from pounding down his door and muttering about damn, noisy kids. Turning to Serena, he held his hands out to his sides and then brought them together in a loud clap that made Serena jump, "Okay, let's get started."

*(You know this boogie is for real.)

Serena took in a deep, fortifying breath before she bowed slightly, "Teach me, funk-sensei."

Darien felt a corner of his mouth slip upwards as he poked his index fingers into her sides, eliciting a surprised squeal from the girl, "Shut up and listen."

*I used to buy my faith in worship, But then my chance to get to Heaven slipped.

When Darien didn't eleborate, Serena lifted her brows and motioned around her with her hands, "Listen to what?"

Darien held a finger to her lips and answered, "The music, listen to the music."

*I used to worry about the future, But then I throw my caution into the wind.

They were quiet another moment before Serena whispered, "Okay, I've listened to the music. What's next?"

"No, *really* listen." Darien eyed her in short irritation before he was silent again. Serena only rolled her eyes, then copied Darien's still form and closed her eyes, and tried to *really* listen.

*I had no reason to be care free, No, no, no; until I took a trip to the other side of town - Yeah, yeah, yeah - you know I heard that boogie rhythm! Hey! I had no choice but to get down, down, down, down...

"This is nice. Who is it?" Serena finally asked after the last refrain.

"Jamaraqoui." Darien answered shortly, opening one of his eyes to peer down at her.

Serena's eyes were still shut until that point. Blinking, she looked up at him, her face thoughtful until she asked, "That's the guy with the hat, right?"

"Oh, be quiet." Serena cut him off and slammed her eyes shut again, "I'm listening to the music."

*Dance! 'Nothing left for me to do but dance(!)

One last moment of silence (well, except for the music) stretched before Darien began the next stage of his lesson, "Okay, now I want you to dance."

Serena's eyes shot open and she stared at him open mouthed for a split second before she protested, "Have you not been paying attention to anything I've said all day? The reason we're doing this is because I can't dance."

"Trust me, this will help." Darien stepped back and waved her away as she stepped forward to follow. His voice was sure, even though this was a new tactic for him. It was what he did naturally, so in theory, it should work. "Move how the music makes you feel."

Serena darted an annoyed look at the stunned expression on Darien's face, "I told you, I *can't* dance. Did you think I was kidding?"

"It's, uh...not *that* bad." Darien stammered as he palmed his hand over the back of his neck, feeling the flame of his embarrassment, not only for Serena but for himself. It seemed he had vastly over-rated Serena's abilities. He just found it very hard to believe someone could be *that* bad. This, was going to take some serious time and effort.

But he'd give it the time and effort needed. Anything to see that smile on her face while her hair swung with the motion of her body, her hips swaying to a seductive beat and to hold her close for the slow songs. Darien was beginning to think the only reason he really wanted to teach Serena to dance, was so he could go one of the school events she hated that he secretly always wished to attend.

Serena took Darien's prolonged silence after his lame lie as his defeat and slumped to the floor in equal dejectment, "Let's just forget it, all right?"

Darien blinked, stunned at how easily she was giving up. He knelt down next to her and took a slim upper arm in each hand to give her a soft, but swift shake, "No. It's not all right. I'm going to teach you to dance."

"But-" Serena's lower lips trembled slightly and her watery eyes fell to gaze at the floor.

Serena looked up, doubt still heavy in her blue eyes, but she swallowed the thick lump in her throat and managed to say, for Darien's sake at least, "I am going to learn to dance."

*I feel the thunder, see the lightning. I know this anger's heaven sent,

Darien gave her a reassuring nod and then set them both upright, dragging Serena up by his grip on her upper arms, "What we need to do is find a style of dance that you can do. You said you requested the Macarena." Darien ignored Serena blanch as he concocted a plan, "So maybe your strong point is line dances. They always have a couple of those, so you'll be able to do that at least."

"Except the only line dance I know the Macarena, and that is only because I'd seen the video five billion times. And after what happened last time, I never want to hear that song again." Serena growled, her mind's eyes recounting that horrible dance. Shuddering, she shook the memory off and looked at Darien, "So what now?"

"I guess, I'll have to teach some line dances."

*So I've got to hang out all my hang-ups Because of the boogie I feel so hell bent.

"Heel, heel. Toe, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, turn."

Serena followed him carefully, stumbling over her own feet when she got to the grapevine, "What is this one called again?"

"The Hustle." Darien answered, puncuating both his steps and sentence with a clap.

"Oh yeah." Serena smiled as she and Darien finished the next set of "heel, toes," in sync and managed to get through her following grapevine without almost twisting an ankle, "Say, this isn't too baaaaAAAD!"

But then she got twisted up in her left spin and crashed into Darien's book case.

*It's just an instant gut reaction, that I got. I know I never ever felt like this before,

"Okay, this one is easy, and they always do it at weddings." Darien soothed as he proceeded to show her the moves, "There is no turning, no fancy steps. Just step out on each side, some jumps and then you start all over again."

Serena slowly joined him, then smiled when she completed her first circuit, "This is fun, what's it called?"

"The Bunny Hop." He heard her giggle and felt her moving next to him, then decided that continueing to instruct would be best, "Good, now jump forward, jump back and hop, hop-"

CRUNCH!

*I dont know what to do, But then that's nothing new,

"No way." Serena stared in disbelief as Darien completed the latest line dance, ending with him picking up one leg and slapping his foot in front of him, then behind him before kicking the leg out to turn, "No way can I do that! What is that supposed to be, anyway?"

"The Achy, Breaky Heart." Darien answered, planting one hand on his hip and using the sleeve on the other to wipe sweat from his brow.

"Achy, Breaky-" Serena shook her head, sending pigtails flying with the ferociousness of it before she slashed her arms in front of her in a finalizing gesture, "I don't care if it's so all-darned popular. Couldn't we learn something easy? Something where I won't kill anyone?"

"And that would be?" Darien teased.

Which Serena wasn't in the mood for, "Watch it, buddy."

"Okay, okay." Darien fought an impudent smile as he began again, "Here is a really easy one, one that everyone on the face of the planet knows." After Serena gave a shrug and positioned herself next to him, Darien intructed, "First, put your right foot in."

Serena put her right foot in, and when she was satisfied she had done it with no damage done to property or person, she smiled up at him, "Next."

The smile nearly undid him, but Darien remained firm, "Then, take your right foot out." Then pulled his own leg out with her before standing next to her, "Then put your right foot in."

Serena did so, then looked back at him, awaiting instruction.

Darien's smile was slow, "Then you shake it all about."

Serena lifted the foot, then stilled. Then made up a new move all her own, which involved a single loud smack to the arm of the person (perferrably a boyfriend) next to you.

Hokey Pokey is plain dangerous these days.

*Stuck between hell and high water Need a cure to make it through.

"Aren't you done torturing me yet?" Serena whined as she flipped her ice pack over and placed it over her knee again.

Darien limped past her as he paced the room, "No. The next thing I can think of is some partner dancing."

Serena's brow wrinkled in disbelief, "You've got to be kidding. I stepped on your feet at least nine-"

"Twelve."

"Twelve times already." Serena amended and rolled her eyes, "And you were standing next to me! Now you want to stand in front of me?"

"You'll never learn otherwise." Darien insisted, prying her ice out of her fingers, then pulling her to her feet, "I am going to make one rule though."

"What is that?"

"Either I go put on my steel-toed boots, or you take off the Keds." Darien pointed down at Serena's feet.

*Hey! Dancing, nothing left for me to do but dance Off these bad times I'm going through. Just dance!

"And one-two-three. And one-two-three."

"Shall we dance?"

"One-two-three."

"Blah, blah, whatever the words are!"

"Serena, could you please be serious?"

Serena rolled her eyes for probably the umpteenth time that evening and stuck her tongue out at her task master/funk-sensei, "I thought dancing was supposed to be fun?"

Darien pushed Serena out, then drew her back into his arms. He ignored the pain as she trampled all over his feet, then spun her out. Quickly readjusting his grip on her hand, he began to spin her in a circle around him. After the fifth turn, he felt Serena begin to get wobbly.

Now, normally, Darien would have moved to catch her. But Serena's loosening form tripped him up, literally. Suddenly, one of her feet flashed out and caught Darien's ankle. It jerked back as she went into the next spin, taking Darien's feet out from under him. And since Darien was holding her, and she was one dizzy girl, she promptly followed.

Thankfully, her landing was broken by Darien's body as she crumpled on top of him. She stared into his eyes for a few short moments, seriously considering kissing him and making him forget about dance lessons and just think about making her feel good. But the sudden urge to throw up had her pushing off of him and vaulting into his room and towards the toilet.

When she returned, feeling a little urpy, but a couple pounds lighter, Serena found Darien pushing the repeat button on his stereo. Again.

*All the nasty things that people say...

Feeling utterly exhausted, not to mention royally stupid, Serena flopped down onto the couch without any ceremony. After all, here was this wonderful, hunky man who could dance the pants off of Fred Astaire, and he couldn't teach one, inept kid to dance. What did she do to deserve such devotion?

Then Serena remembered that she did plenty. She loved him with all her heart, she gave him a family, friendship and something to feel worthy of. She had given him two millennium's worth of passion and she had given him his own life back on several occassions. So, okay, she couldn't dance, among other flaws. But hell, she was still a catch.

Damn, was Darien one lucky guy or what?

But still, this new revelation didn't make her feel any better about the dancing thing, "I don't get it! Why can't I do it? I did that thingy with you earlier."

"You're thinking about it too much. When I spun you earlier, you weren't thinking about it, and you just let me do it." Darien answered as he turned back to her, and extended his hand, a clear indication he wanted to do it again.

"Are you nuts?" Serena jumped off the couch and out of his reach, "I just threw up and you want to do it again? You're going to need to shampoo the carpets if you keep this up."

"You'll get it, just stop thinking about it so much." Darien insisted, stepping forward to make a nab for her, but Serena easily averted the move.

"I'm not doing it again. You can have a nice time spinning yourself, but I am not going to do that anymore." Serena crossed her arms in front of her chest, again, for the umpteenth time that day. This time, no matter how much he pouted all cute like, she would not budge.

Darien sighed as he dropped his head back onto the wall behind him, "There has to be something that we can do. I see you dancing in the car all the time, or with your friends when the radio comes on. You always dance fine then."

*You know this boogie is for real. Only the wind can hold the answers,

"That? You're comparing the brainless copying of music video's to actually dancing?" Serena snorted, patted his cheek as she passed him and wandered into the kitchen, "Sweetie, I love you, but you really need to get a clue. All girls do that."

Darien brought his head up and followed Serena, yet another plot blooming in his head, "So...what you're saying is that if you watch it on tv enough, you could copy it?"

"Anybody could." Serena shrugged and opened the refridgerator, making a quick perusal then pulling out a a tupperware with leftover mac and cheese in it.

"So if I was to, say, sit you in front of the television with Soul Train in the VCR, you'd be able to memorize the moves in it?" Darien leaned against the fridge as Serena foraged for a fork, found one, then took a big forkfull and stuffed it in her mouth.

Serena thought about his suggestion for a few seconds before answering around a mouthful, "Yeah, I guess."

Darien didn't hold back as he jumped up and pumped a fist in the air. Manacling Serena's wrist in his hand, he pulled her back into the living room. Sitting her in front of the television set, he foraged through his videos, selected one and put it in his VCR. Pushing play, he then snagged the dish from Serena's hands and took a few bites himself.

"Hey! I wasn't finished with that." Serena protested and began to rise, but Darien hastily pushed her back down.

"I want you to watch this. Then, if you need to, you're going to watch it again." Darien held the mac and cheese out of Serena's grabbing hands, "Besides, you just threw up, I'm sure that cold macoroni and cheese will not help your stomach."

"It would be helping immensely, seeing as how my stomach is now empty." Serena pouted.

Darien smiled and dropped a kiss to the top of her head, "Tell you what, if you sit here like a good little girl and watch the tape, I'll make you a big dinner. All from scratch."

Serena jolted, "You will?"

"Yep, only with the condition that when you're done watching, we practice what is on the tape."

*And she cries to me when I'm asleep. She says you know that you can go much faster,

Serena thought on it for a few seconds before she extended her hand, "Deal." And when Darien shook it and placed a kiss on the back, she used the other to swat his butt towards the kitchen, "Now, get a move on that meal! And don't be disturbing me with questions on how Lita makes things. I'm going to be focusing, and I really don't pay attention to what Lita puts in her dishes."

"Just there to eat them?" Darien threw the light-hearted barb over his shoulder as he walked into the kitchen, Serena's reply following him;

"Of course! Some may get their kicks from dancing, I get mine from eating."

*I know that peoples talk can be so cheap, hey-hey, I've got this voodoo child inveined on me,

Amazingly, Darien's covert operation worked. By the time of the dance, Serena had mastered at least four of the tapes he'd shown her. He'd managed to teach her original dances by intergrating the moves from Soul Train's foxy ladies into the traditional steps. At the end of the week, dance time, Serena and Darien looked like they had been dancing together for years.

Unfortunately, Serena still wasn't *that* good. She still stepped on Darien's feet all the time, couldn't do more than two spins consecutively, didn't learn the Achy, Breaky Heart, and had somehow managed to slam her foot through the floor on The Bunny Hop.

After that rather expensive mishap, Darien banned her from ever hopping again.

But she was passable enough for a middle school dance. Imagine the girls surprise when Darien showed up at the Crossroads gym, decorated to resemble downtown New York on New Years, dressed to the nines in his handsome tux. A rental, believe it or not. And on his arm was a dressed-in-lush-pink Serena, flushing prettily with both excitement and anxiety.

*I'm gonna use my power to ascend. You know I've got these boogie heels to use,

"Serena?" Mina blinked then rubbed her gloved hands over her eyes. She was looking very much the move-star in her burnt-orange dress, one of her spaghetti straps falling over her shoulder and her mid-calf skirt full, "What are you doing here?"

*Sunshine, there's no way to lose. I was born to walk and built to last.

Lita appeared next to the astonished blond, her deep green lace dress offering peek-a-boo glimpses of her tanned skin beneath, except for where the bodice of the dress started, of course, "After all that fuss, you decide to show up? What gives?"

*You've never seen my feet 'cause they're movin' to fast.

Serena ducked her head in embarrassment, but then rose her chin in defiance, "I just decided to come. What other explanation do you need?"

"How about the truth?" Mina remarked, her tone subtley snide, but eyes expressing her pleasure at seeing her blond friend at the dance she had avowed to never attend.

"Where is Ami?" Serena's eyes searched for the blue-haired genius, but couldn't find her in the crowd.

"She's out there somewhere, dancing with Greg." Lita scanned the perimeter too, having the advantage of her height, but even she couldn't see their friend, "Lucky girls, having dates. Mina and I decided to go stag."

"Which is a stupid idea, since everyone who comes to the dance has somebody with them." Mina rolled her eyes as yet another cute boy entered, followed by his inane girlfriend.

Lita snapped, then put the hand down on Mina's shoulder in a display of comradery-in-dateless-arms, "Say, now that we got Serena to a school dance, maybe we could get her to a club!"

"Ooh, yeah. There are always cute, single guys at a club!" Mina bubbled over with excitement, making her as inane as any other girl who'd come in, "What do you say, Serena?"

"I don't think so." Serena said with conviction, then tightened her grip on Darien's arm, "Besides, all my dances are taken."

Darien grinned at her, then lowered his head to hers for a tender kiss. In the background, behind the fireworks, bells and whistles, Serena heard her friends groan.

"No need to rub it in." Lita grouched.

Mina pointed an authorative finger towards the mass of teenagers bopping around on the dance floor, "That's it, no mushy, couple stuff around the single girls. I banish you to the dance floor."

"I thought you'd never ask." Darien mused as he slipped Serena's hand into his and led her towards the dance floor, "Happy hunting girls."

*Dance yeah, nothing left for me to do but dance! All these bad times I'm going through, just dance! Hey! 'Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.

If Mina or Lita had responded, Darien didn't hear. All he cared about was getting Serena on the dance floor. To see his week's worth of hard work come alive, shifting under his hands and stepping in time with him to beat of the music. Sure, it was rather obnoxious music, not what he perferred, but it was music, the floor was smooth and hundreds of kids around them was in for the show of their lives. His creation will be born!

Oh, and Serena would finally see she isn't such a horrible dancer. Can't forget that. It was, after all, all for Serena. Heh.

At the edge of the dance floor, Darien felt Serena hesitate, pull back at his hand. Turning to her and drawing her close, he spoke low enough so others wouldn't hear, if they could past the erratic beat of the techno the dj was playing at the moment, "What's wrong."

Serena didn't look at him, just past his shoulder where her peers gestured wildly to the electronic bleeps and rips of Fatboy Slim. Her eyes were wide and fearful as she swallowed loudly, then finally looked at Darien, her lips trembling, "I can't do this."

*You now this boogie is for real, Got so much canned heat in my heels yeah,

"Of course you can." Darien reassured her, running his palms up and down Serena's bare arms, "You can dance better then any of these kids."

"No, you don't get it." Serena's voice was getting more desperate with every word, "I *can't* do this. This music, I can't dance to it."

"Is that all? We can request something different, it's not problem." Then without another word or asking any permission, Darien took Serena's hand and led her towards the head of the crowd, where the dj was spinning furiously, his fingers moving like lightening over the records, his other hand flipping through c.d.'s without even looking, uncasing them and flicking them easily into his stereo system.

From the front, the crowd was even more frightening. They seemed to press forward to the point of it being painful for anyone up front. They jumped and bopped and ground against each other. There was a whole chain of people, at least fifteen, each pressing their fronts into the backs of the one in front of them in a most intimate matter. They dipped and rose, each depending on the people in front and behind them to keep from falling flat on their fannies. Serena had never seen anything so bawdy and fascintating in her entire life.

It was an orgy, a big dancing orgy.

*You know this boogie is for real. Got so much canned heat in my heals yeah,

Serena felt Darien leave her side as he pushed through the orgy to get to the dj. Serena pressed the hand he'd been holding to her mouth, hoping his lingering scent would ease her suddenly quesy stomach. She hadn't thrown up since that first lesson, and she really didn't feel like doing so in the middle of the school gymnasium.

She scanned the crowd for familiar faces. She found Molly and Melvin towards the side. Molly, she knew was having a blast, but it was Melvin she was surprised with. For such a big geek, the guy was remarkably agile on his feet. He swung Molly around him easily, and pulled her into him for a quick bop around before swinging her out again.

So, sure, he was dancing incredibly inappropriate for the music playing, swinging to the techno. But Molly didn't seem to mind, she was just laughing and then screeching with surprise when Melvin would pick her up off the ground and throw her legs to each side of him. Serena's expression matched Molly's, with brows shot up and mouth hanging open, though she wasn't screaming. For such a big geek, the guy was also pretty strong.

Serena then heard a familiar laugh and turned to see Ami with Greg. Ami was wearing a simple, boat-necked blue gown. But that wasn't really what Serena was looking at. The shock on Serena's face from Molly and Melvin deepened as she watched Ami dance with Greg. She looked positively...silly.

Ami, sweet, shy, don't-make-too-much-of-a-scene, Ami, was running around the small space the crowd allowed the couple, making a complete fool of herself. Suddenly horribly embarrassed for her friend, Serena glanced around her to see the disgusted expression of the people by the petite scholar.

But no one was looking, they were to busy making out, making moves or making fools of themselves as well. Even Greg didn't seem to mind, he just laughed and caught Ami up in his arms, spinning them around and then releasing her again so he could begin to dance just like his date. It was probably the most bizarre thing Serena had ever seen.

Darien was suddenly back at her side, she knew it without looking. She also knew he was looking at Ami and Greg. Serena grimaced as she realized that Darien was probably looking at the two of them with the perfectionist eye he had been using to hammer her into the perfect dancing companion.

So when Darien chuckled and said, "Look at Ami go. She's great." Serena was, rightfully so she felt, shell-shocked.

"She's what?" Serena sputtered, then waved at her friend and continued, "But she has a complete lack of form, no sense of space and she isn't even stepping in time!"

"That's true." Darien nodded as he looked at the water senshi and her date again, then looked at his own date with smiling eyes, "But she's having fun."

"Fun." It wasn't meant to be a question and wasn't taken as such.

"Yeah. Serena, the whole point of dancing is to have fun. It doesn't matter how you do it, whether your good or bad. If you have fun, then that's all that matters." Darien wrapped an arm around Serena's waist.

Serena felt her temper flare and quickly counted to ten. It didn't help much, "As I recall, I had said something along the exact same lines of that when we first started the lessons."

Darien kissed the tip of her nose, "But you were all grouchy about it. And I would have never gotten you here if we hadn't done all that work. Besides, it's different with different people. Some just have fun dancing and others like to be good and have fun."

Serena registered through the warm, secure blanket Darien was creating around her that a familiar song was playing and she groaned, "Did you have to pick that one?"

"I figured I'd calm you down with something familiar." Darien grinned as he listened to the opening chords of Jamaraqoui, then offered his hand, "So, you ready to dance?"

Serena looked at the hand for a few moments, considering the options, then answered without further ado, "You bet!"

After all, if Ami can look like a buffoon and it was accepted by the peanut gallery, then so could she.

*Canned heat in my heels tonight,

Serena took the hand Darien held out and allowed herself to be led to the floor. She stopped right at the edge of the dj's table and pulled him back, "Remind me. The second count is the slide-ball change-box step-into spin-quick lift, right?"

Darien laughed, always a thrill to hear, "Yeah, except you got it backwards."

"Oh."

Darien kissed her then whispered into her ears, "Just have fun, Serena."

*Canned heat in my heels tonight.

Serena nodded and then took advantage of lips as the skimmed over her cheek. Catching Ami's eye, she waved enthusiastically at the surprised girl. Ami quickly got over the shock when Greg boldly planted a kiss on her cheek. Ami's blush could be seen even in the dim light, she turned her shock to the brunette boy dancing next to her before waving distractedly at Serena.

Serena laughed and looked up at Darien. She loved him, especially right now with the multi-colored lights shining off of his ebony locks. And he loved her, especially in the strapless satin number she'd managed to find at the last minute. Oh, and her sparkling personality and sense of humor.

Throwing her head back, shoulders squared and chin proud, Serena finally signalled Darien she was fully ready. He led her in, and Serena followed, ready to wow them all with her amazingly sexy boyfriend.

*Hey got so much.

However, when she stepped and pulled all the plugs for the speakers and lights out of the switch board, it put a bit of damper on everyone's night.

So one canceled dance and a quiet drive back to Darien's apartment later, Serena found herself still cursed. School dances, any place that involved her moving to the rhythm of any sort of music, was forbidden to her.

Which, Serena was chagrinned to find, didn't bother her as much as she thought it should have. The scene at the dance hadn't proven her a bad dancer, just accident prone. And everyone already knew that.

Darien, on the other hand, was convinced that Serena would never dance again. He couldn't blame her, though she hadn't noticed she had stepped into a loop in the cables, when she moved to finally follow him on the dance floor, her ankle caught and yanked all the plugs from the board. There were so many that they wouldn't have been able to be fixed in time, so the dance was canceled.

Darien remembered the scowls shot Serena's way. He had done all he could to shield her from them, keep her distracted, crowd her so she wouldn't be able to see past him. But it was impossible to keep all of them away from her.

Sighing heavily, Darien unlocked his door and waved Serena in front of him. After closing the door, he leaned against it and finally spoke, "Serena, I'm sorry."

Serena turned, startled at the sudden end to silence, "Why? You didn't do anything?"

"I shouldn't have led you right through those cables, I knew they were there. And I made you go to the dance in the first place-"

Serena's hand suddenly appeared over his mouth as she hushed him, "Darien, none of what happened tonight was your fault. And just so you know, I had a great time."

"You had a great time." Darien smiled at her, thankful for her ability to see the bright side, and forcing him to look at it too.

"It's a beautiful night, and it's still young." Serena pointed towards the balcony, "Why don't you go light some candles out on the balcony and we'll just hang out there."

"Sure." Darien watched as she walked towards the kitchen, "Where are you going?"

"Refreshments, my love. I'm parched." Serena called over her shoulder, "Go ahead. I'll be right out."

Darien did as he was told, and as he lit the last candle, he heard the beginning chords to...was that Marvin Gaye?

Serena appeared at the sliding door to the balcony, a soda held in each hand as she leaned against the door jam, her expression placid, yet wicked.

"Serena?" Darien managed past a sudden lump in his throat. Watching as Serena moved with a cat-like grace and placed the sodas on the outdoor table before she reached her hands out to his and smiled beseechingly.

"How about a dance?" She winked.

The corner of his brain reminded Darien he hadn't taught her the freak yet. Tamping the little pervert down, Darien played dumb to Serena's seduction, "Here? Now?"

"Here. Now." Serena took his hands and pulled him up, pressing herself into the neat little groove made for her body against his, "It'll be fun."

Darien's brain shut off as he lowered his lips to hers, then allowed the natural rhythm of his body to take over, sweeping her into his arms and moving in unison with her.

And they were dancing, get your minds out of the gutter.

Darien and Serena danced, kissing and touching and slowly, and very consentually, getting to the other form of dancing that (we might as well admit it) is just as fun as the other.

All the while, the immortal words of Mr. Gaye played their soundtrack.

*Let's get it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I know, I'm a naughty, naughty girl. Both for my suggestive ending and for the fact that this is one minute late. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

^_~Cori!

Written: Well, technically, it's Oct. 15 2002

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