Happy Christmas Auntie Peggy

For Christmas I bought my Auntie
A brand new wooden leg
I didn’t have it specially made
No I just got it off the peg
You may say it’s not a nice gift
Or even that it’s a killer
It wasn’t her main present though
It was just a stocking filler

A Leg To Stand On

A Christmas poem for kids which combines humour and cruelty - not so much a rude poem, as a twisted poem.