When you begin to get sucked into the humdrum of routine and your life’s sole purpose becomes trying to make all your pit-stops in Formula One time, what almost always gets relegated to the boondocks is your sex life. So here are some fail-safe, time-effective methods that promise to safeguard your sexy time against the mad dashes of daily life. Try these naughty little manoeuvres and you’ll be in the throes of an earth-shattering quickie in no time.

• You haven’t got the time, patience or energy to go out of your way for sex. That’s okay. Economising on time is what quickies are all about. Don’t bother with restaurant bookings or sexy new lingerie. Instead, just leave the door wide open when you’re taking a shower. Your wet body’s smooth, soapy sheen and your naked hotness is the perfect invitation for him. Seductively and strategically soaping yourself with a loofah will only speed up his…er, advent.

• Here’s another simple trick—ask him to help you with your body lotion. It’s a legitimate request—you can’t lotion your back all by your lonesome. Get him to rub some lotion onto you and there will be other kinds of rubbing taking place pretty soon.

• Try the oldest, cheesiest trick in the sex book—let your towel drop, exposing your naked body. Oopsie. What is a girl to do now? A seductive little dance, maybe?

• Oh wait, this one’s the oldest, cheesiest trick in the sex manual—be the damsel in distress and ask him to lend you his big, strong arms because you just can’t reach that pickle jar way up high on the topmost shelf (where you expressly placed it a few minutes ago). Exercise your acting chops. The cheesier you are, the more fun it’ll be for the both of you as you fall into bed and get your sex on.

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