Cool, these jokes are for you. I know it when you go, I love hip-hop and I’d look like I’m the host of Bass Fishing Show.

But I would be on the boat like: I love Bass Fishing, that’s my fucking problem. It’s not a good look.

Seriously, it’s crazy, because I always listen to hip-hop in the car. So I got like the speakers going, the bass, and then somebody will pull up next to me and they see this, just me listening to Jay-Z with both hands on the wheel, like H To The Izzo, using proper turn signals.

So that I just I grew up, wanting to be a rapper, that’s what I wanted to do. But I am not tough, yes, it is funny. But I am not tough at all; you have to be tough to be a rapper. I can’t be up there like yo, you are bitch and you’re crewful, of snitches, that’s why I a wrote a bad Yelp review on your business. Two stars.

And I do, I do very few impressions, but one of them is a rapper. You guys familiar Lil Wayne? Word!

Yes. Yeah.

[Tim Ross:] Source: LYBIO.net
This is my impression of Lil Wayne at the U.S. Federal Mint, watching new coins get printed. That’s young money.

Tim Ross is a 26 year old comic who performs in Pittsburgh and surrounding areas.
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