FTFA: "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

Sparing the Democratic Party? Sparing them from what? Why the fark should the Democrats have to do anything because this farknut took a bribe? Jesus....

Doctor Funkenstein:FTFA: "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

Sparing the Democratic Party? Sparing them from what? Why the fark should the Democrats have to do anything because this farknut took a bribe? Jesus....

No see, they should also have to testify at his corruption trial. Because fairness.

Wow, what an absolutely accurate headline. This is along the lines of the guy who murdered his parents throwing himself on the mercy of the court because he's now an orphan. "Revealing the essential corruption and cupidity of the Republican Party could have an adverse effect on the coming election."

FTA: "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears:FTA: "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

So now we have to BSAB our system of justice, too? F*ck this guy.

I guess we need to create JudiciaFact. Gotta make sure that both sides get prosecuted equally for fear of a liberal bias.

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DrD'isInfotainment:What is it about GOPers and losing their chins? It must be some kind of diet thing.

Adequate production of testosterone is often correlated with an increase in jaw mass during puberty. Some theorize that if you don't get enough of it, you end up without a chin. This explains both Republicans and Russian figure skaters.

Doctor Funkenstein:FTFA: "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

Sparing the Democratic Party? Sparing them from what? Why the fark should the Democrats have to do anything because this farknut took a bribe? Jesus....

Nothing that would give an Independent a reason to believe that both sides are not exactly equally as bad can be allowed to occur. Apparently BSAB has, while I wasn't looking, graduated from "meme the Internet uses to mock the GOP" to "something GOP official state in all apparent seriousness." And that's terrifying.

Vincent Tabone, former vice chair of the Queens Republican Party who is accused of allegedly accepting a $25,000 bribe to allow a Democratic state senator to run for mayor as a Republican, has requested that his June 2 trial be rescheduled for December or later.

Ummmm...political parties are not government branches/agencies. The Vice Chair of the Queens Republican Party is not a government position. A political party can allow anyone they want to use their label for any reason they want.

Why do I get the feeling the article is critically lacking on information regarding the criminal acts that actually occurred here?

WriteInCandidate:whosits_112: Fart_Machine: Another contender for most punchable face?

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Governor Fetal Alcohol Syndrome looks so freakin' deformed. It must be from David Koch's arm being up his ass.

If the tired mantra, "guns don't kill people, PEOPLE kill people" is to be applied then I to this day have a hard time understanding why Second Amendmenters have a problem with background checks trying to keep guns out of the hands of people who shouldn't be operating firearms (i.e. mentally ill, criminals).

The Republicans seem to field a team in the Punchable Face Brigade:[www.gop.com image 228x316][www.ontheissues.org image 249x320][www.riograndefoundation.org image 224x248][media3.s-nbcnews.com image 308x440]

If the tired mantra, "guns don't kill people, PEOPLE kill people" is to be applied then I to this day have a hard time understanding why Second Amendmenters have a problem with background checks trying to keep guns out of the hands of people who shouldn't be operating firearms (i.e. mentally ill, criminals).

They are not engaged in a reasonable discussion of policy. They are the tools of a well designed marketing campaign run on behalf of gun manufacturers.

So just remember that you're trying to talk to people who have been fooled by a marketing plan. Not our brightest.

theknuckler_33:theknuckler_33: So, not only a repeat, but basically a same-themed headline as the original green-lit thread?

Awesome.

Wow... not a repeat! LOL!

They are essentially the same case: Democrat is on trial for trying to bribe his way into an election, wants the trial to be held off until he finishes a different election because it could unfairly prejudice voters to hear about his charges and potential conviction. Republican is on trial for trying to accept the bribes in question, wants the trial to be held off because if he has his trial now and the Democrat doesn't it will lead to bad press only hitting Republicans in the weeks leading up to the election.

AKA, both guys should be on trial ASAP, but both are saying there should be a delay in case the other case is delayed.

If the tired mantra, "guns don't kill people, PEOPLE kill people" is to be applied then I to this day have a hard time understanding why Second Amendmenters have a problem with background checks trying to keep guns out of the hands of people who shouldn't be operating firearms (i.e. mentally ill, criminals).

The same reason that anti-abortion-every-life-is-sacred moral crusaders are also pro death penalty, because they are usually ignorant and logically inconsistent.

shanrick:whosits_112: Fart_Machine: Another contender for most punchable face?

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WriteInCandidate:whosits_112: Fart_Machine: Another contender for most punchable face?

The Republicans seem to field a team in the Punchable Face Brigade:[www.gop.com image 228x316][www.ontheissues.org image 249x320][www.riograndefoundation.org image 224x248][media3.s-nbcnews.com image 308x440]

HooskerDoo:whosits_112: Fart_Machine: Another contender for most punchable face?

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The Republicans seem to field a team in the Punchable Face Brigade:[www.gop.com image 228x316][www.ontheissues.org image 249x320][www.riograndefoundation.org image 224x248][media3.s-nbcnews.com image 308x440]

Feel free to add more to the list...

Governor Fetal Alcohol Syndrome looks so freakin' deformed. It must be from David Koch's arm being up his ass.

I think we should petition the Olympic Committee to make Face Punching a sport at the next games. Then at least these jagoffs could be useful for once and bring some gold to the country...

Grungehamster:theknuckler_33: theknuckler_33: So, not only a repeat, but basically a same-themed headline as the original green-lit thread?

Awesome.

Wow... not a repeat! LOL!

They are essentially the same case: Democrat is on trial for trying to bribe his way into an election, wants the trial to be held off until he finishes a different election because it could unfairly prejudice voters to hear about his charges and potential conviction. Republican is on trial for trying to accept the bribes in question, wants the trial to be held off because if he has his trial now and the Democrat doesn't it will lead to bad press only hitting Republicans in the weeks leading up to the election.

AKA, both guys should be on trial ASAP, but both are saying there should be a delay in case the other case is delayed.

If I were the judge, I might say sure and you can stay out on bail, but subject to house confinement.

sdd2000:shanrick: whosits_112: Fart_Machine: Another contender for most punchable face?

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