Harglenong

Harglenong is the native language of the Hurgle peoples, who do not exist. It is an extremely advanced language that has developed over centuries around the strong central concept of Hoblibism, which can be summarized as "lol idgaf lets just say random shit" with a stark dash of "i eat Chicken Nuggers breakfurst lunch n dinnuh brah."

Having undergone development for over nine thousand years, Harglenong sports highly refined grammar and a whopping twenty-seven words. That's more words than even a ladybug can learn! The words are as follows.

wop: Excitement, excited

bellyho: old girl

hoytie-toytie: disappointment, disgrace

Noink: Bonking/boinging

Farglee: anger

Belly: old

Bellyfel: Old feller

Bonzai Kougar: anal raider

Snoopa: down

Snoopu: Up

Gred: yes

Bonzai: ass, booty, butt, anal

Bonzai Yaksard: ass clown

Yaksard: clown

Schrip schrop: Bullshit

Schoodel: please

Toytie-Hoytie: good job, applause, yey

Fousta: Dick, penis

Whuddi: Vagina

bhuzz: boobs

pomperwomper: dildo

p-pomperwomper: vibrator

Grud: no

Glai: maybe

Feen: good

oolie: hello

eiloo: goodbye

The language's guttural and sexual-centric nature is owed in part to the fact that the Hurgle are a very refined people who are obviously superior than any extant clan or race in every way.