Miami has their mascots all wrong. The baseball team should be called the Heat, forcing all their fans to sit outside in the sun watching that terrible team. The basketball team should be called the Marlins, all they do is flop around on deck all day long.

Part of the problem is that NBA refs seem incapable of calling charges and illegal screens fouls unless somebody hits the floor. Fix that first. Secondly, no more wrist slaps for the “I was hit by a sniper’s headshot” flops. If the NBA has it on tape and you look like you got yanked back by a stunt wire after a guys brushes you with his hand, you sit a game. Problem solved.