Had the ghost of Paul Lynde swanned by in a caftan-clad cameo, you couldn’t find a more outdated, miscalculated collection of queen-size, sexual-stereotype jokes than those trotted out in this titanically bad comedy shipwreck. Cuba Gooding Jr. sinks his career further as a straight guy lost among homosexuals on a cruise; playing his skirt-chasing buddy, Horatio Sanz becomes the latest SNL cast member to hit an iceberg on the big screen.