Washington, DC – The United States Senate spent several hours Monday vigorously debating controversial legislation that may affect future political races here in South Carolina. The turmoil is all thanks to an intriguing new law proposed by Senator Ross Noman, a first-term independent from New Hampshire.

Myrtle Beach – The body count has continued to increase today in South Carolina as the deadly primary race between Carol Campbell III, Paul Thurmond, and seven other irrelevant candidates for U.S. Congress rages onward into the night.

Central – A gay bit of news today here in South Carolina as Lindsey Graham has decided that he will come out this very spring. That’s right, South Carolina’s senior Senator is going to be part of the debutante class of 2010 in Central, South Carolina, the town of his birth.

Columbia – With less than a year remaining of his time in office, Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina still has work left to do cementing his legacy to the state. With that legacy in mind, the governor announced plans today that should go a long way toward imprinting his collection of seven letters into the minds of our children: the founding of a university bearing his name.