NASHVILLE, TN. The Puppyrazzi has released a video secretly recorded in the backyard this afternoon. The video, they claim, shows evidence of Jack the Scottie and his campaign manager, Arya, digging up dirt about potential campaign opponents.

Early this evening, the campaign of Jack the Scottie issued the following statement: “Jack the Scottie and his campaign manager, Arya, were not ‘digging up dirt about potential campaign opponents.’ They were, in fact, checking the level of the permafrost as a part of research for future backyard improvements. We trust the public to ‘consider the source’ of this ridiculous accusation.”

The new favorite song at our house. “The Pudding Song” from the Netflix/BBC show “Derek,” created by and starring Ricky Gervais. Song lip-synced by Jack and Arya. Created with the Talking Pets app in iMovie.