The thing everyone thought would happen, has totally happened. Some sad, sad person has actually coded a Sex game around Microsoft’s Kinect device. Well it’s more of a tech demo in its current state, but rest assured – the developer of “fine” Sex simulators Thrixxx has shared its enthusiasm for the product:

“The Kinect Controller is astonishing new technology that allows users to experience cybersex like never before! It’s novel, sexy, social, age-spanning, crazy, and a rush to have virtual control at this level”

The video below shows a creepy identity-hidden man, who demonstrates the technology (and probably has a good time doing so). I bet you want to watch it, freak.