Men In Black: The Series (informally MIB: The Series) (1997 - 2001) was an animated television series that aired on the Kids WB. Reruns ran briefly on Nickleodeon's SLAM! block in 2002. The show featured the characters from 1997's science fiction film Men in Black Agents K and J. The show also featured Agent L who was formerly known as Dr. Laurel Weaver, Deputy Medical Examiner.

[After J and K get in trouble with Zed, due to J screwing up a mission]

J: Whew. Thought Zed was gonna come onto us like a ton of bricks.

K: Yeah. We got lucky today, Sparky.

J: "Sparky"? What happened to "Slick"?

K: You have to work your way back up to "Slick".

[Due to having the same model weapon, K and Buzzard are in a standoff, endlessly aiming at each other]

K: Arm tired?

[No response from Buzzard]

K: Mine neither. I suppose we could just fire. Scramble our molecules, experience mind-numbing pain... black out. And if we're lucky enough to wake up at the same time, we could start this game all over again.

Alien head on Alpha: Hey, I got a human attached to me! Get me some wart-remover!

Alpha: [smacks him] Shut up.

J: Is this thing safe?

L: It's intended for the originator of the memories. It'll either work, or your head will explode.

[J stares and L, shocked]

L: You asked.

Alpha: Join me, K. Be like me.

K: A circus freak?

Alpha: The cosmic intergrator opened my mind. My body had to follow. If only you knew what was in here.

K: I used to think I did... until you left me for dead.

Alpha: Well, stuff happens. But I'm offering you immortality, K. I'll get you another heart. It won't hurt a bit.

K: You wouldn't go all the way to Sentillia for that heart, would you?

Alpha: Why should I? Plenty of Sentillians right here on Earth.

K: I had the twins do a little research. Did you know that Sentillians can breath a gas that would make a human's lungs dissolve? Bet you did. So, I got to wondering... (takes out a can of Sentillian atmosphere gas) just how inhuman are you?

Alpha: You wouldn't! It'll destroy us both!

K: I'm willing to live with that. The Sentillian of course, walks. Come on, Alpha. Let's you and me take the ultimate thrill ride.

[J and L burst in the room]

Alpha: They riding, too?

(Silence)

Alpha: I didn't think so.

Alpha: Your attention, please. Mr. Saben has left the building. I now return you to your regularly scheduled program. And Zed, ease off the bunt cake.

Troy: They've got babes, swimming pools, movie stars, (you like movies, don't ya?) and we can get our hands printed right in front of that movie theater. Huh? What do ya say? And it's right nearby that amusement park where you can get a hat with the rodent ears! I want one of those. So, what do you say? Huh?

J: Um, Hollywood's the opposite way.

J: You two Edgars are UGG – LEE! Where did you get your human suits? The 99 cent rack?

Alpha: You really outdid yourself this time, Zed. The retirement charade, sending Agent J to feed me false information... But did you really think you could outwit me? You see, Zed, I possess the intellect of four superior races... and the brute force of one stupid one. You're out of your league, old boy.