Hey asshole: Daughter #1 is a rabbi. Not by your standards. She's reform. How dare she, a lowly woman think god wants her to be a rabbi, created from a mere rib. Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name. Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that. You don't fark with my family.

Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.

Barricaded Gunman:Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.

meh, when your family gets insulted it's not always the natural time to be diplomatic and eloquent. sometimes a 'hey asshole' is appropriate. perhaps this guy didn't know he was being an asshole and really needed the heads up

I know. That girl is well-preserved. She still looks like she did when she was 25.

I think she's super-sexy, and super-funny. I don't understand all the hate for her around here. "The Sarah Silverman Program" was probably the best sitcom of the past 15 years. Well, the first 2 seasons, anyway.

I will admit that she seems like she would be hard to deal with on a regular basis. I've listened to/read a few interviews with her, and she's a weird combination of sweetness, nihilisism, cockiness and insecurity.

Barricaded Gunman:It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing.

If you're looking to engage a differing viewpoint in a fruitful discussion, or some other attempt to actually change minds, sure. Sounded like her Dad was fully intending to go for a dismissive yet brute "F*ck off" and nothing more.

Killer Cars:Barricaded Gunman: It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing.

If you're looking to engage a differing viewpoint in a fruitful discussion, or some other attempt to actually change minds, sure. Sounded like her Dad was fully intending to go for a dismissive yet brute "F*ck off" and nothing more.

Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name.

Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

forgotmydamnusername:Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

Barricaded Gunman:Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.

forgotmydamnusername:Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111

The My Little Pony Killer:forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

InmanRoshi:forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111

No, I'm with him, it's super-annoying. It would be one thing if they just naturally had filthy minds and enjoyed good potty humor. But it's another thing entirely when they try to make it their entire personality. I knew chicks that were like that, too. One of them would, as often as possible, start every conversation with a loud belch, and then insist on talking about how big of a shiat she took last night/earlier. She often laments on Facebook now about how men don't find her attractive. Can't imagine why. And no, I my personal friends don't just sit there all day long cutting farts and waving them at people or talk about how big and smelly their shiats are. We're not the most mature people in the world, but we don't go out of our way to be the most immature people in the world, either.

/Sarah Silverman sucks, but I'd LOVE to spend the night between those thighs//hot as hell

forgotmydamnusername:The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

forgotmydamnusername:The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...