Tuesday, March 11, 2008

This is what the girl is like. This is what an Oompa Loompa looks like and this is what this minger girl will be called for ever after. Miss Oompa for short. Jaysus. You know when you get stupid ideas that you think are clever at the time? I actually have to admit that this really was stupid.

I am obviously still alive after inviting this unknown girl to my house. But I couldn't find her when I opened the door. You know, me being 5ft 11 inches Amazon woman tall, I expected to meet someone at my eye level at the very least. Okay, maybe shoulder level. But when you open your front door and there is no one there but you hear a voice, you get worried.

I had to look down.

Very far.

To Oompa Level.

I am in shock.

I am in even more shock that this same girl has been to my house on Sunday and yesterday. She has this tone in her voice like she thinks I want to sleep with her.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I was just about to click 'create new post' (and add some depressing thoughts about tomorrow but I will hold that for the day itself thank you very much), when my eyes were drawn to my tag line about quality tasting better than quantity.

Got me all excited it did (yes, I can be sad at times, oh yes, very sad).

Because I don't know which idiot would rather eat three mingin pussies than one sweet, pure, juicy, moist, perfumed one(au naturell of course), is really, beyond me.

Pussies are meant to be enjoyed, caressed, nurtured to the point of no return, devoured and ravished until the heavens open, right there, yes, just there;-)

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

I haven't written here for a while mainly because the agony and pain felt in typing because of police brutality (see earlier entries to know what I'm going on about). Only in the last two weeks have I had no pain at all. So. I dare to say that I am back. With a vengeance;-)

Plus food opportunities have been crap until now (more later).

Another reason is that this blog of mine is supposed to be about mainly girl on girl action and..food(not necessarily at the same time mind you!).

The lady in question is black. (remembering that my taste is sooo not black girls). Turns out that she is rather fine looking. Plus she has just written to me in fab German which is a plus factor for me. She is French but living here (albeit briefly) in my current town of residence.

I mean what else should a bi girl do but go for it?

Update on 'other' women in the search..girl who finished college has decided to advertise absolutely everywhere that she is straight and does not contact me and has deleted me from myspace;-)

I never rung her can I just say. She kept ringing me.

However I must say that all the readers of my blog (who comment) were right about her. It just took me a bit longer to see her ways.

Am curious what the feeling is about Miss Paris (who by the way is out and out looking for Princess Charming only.