Pour ½ gallon of water into a large mixing pot carefully as to minimally affect surface tension of water.Carefully spoon the lemonade concentrate into the water and allow to dissolve (do not stir)Drizzle the Hawaiian Punch concentrate over the Frozen Lemonade mix.Add Cinzano Liqueur at this time again (do not stir)Allow liquid to seep 10 minutes. (Go Smoke One)Add Rum slowly again taking care to minimally affect surface tension of mixture.Allow to cool in icebox for 30 minutes while reciting sacred mantras, meditating, shooting dice or just bullshitting. Remove all firearms and sharp pointed objects from room prior to this step.Have 1 Creole Virgin slowly pour the Valapolacelli wine into the mixture while the second Creole Virgin stirs the mixture slow (or as Emeril says “folds the mixture together”) until well blended. Place mixture in icebox.Sacrifice the 2 Creole Virgins.