For the special someone you want to say "I'm totally fine now! Will you please refriend me on Facebook?" to.

Script

CH Valentines: To the Person Who Just Dumped Me

By Dan Gurewitch & Emily Axford

TO THE PERSON WHO JUST DUMPED ME:
No hard feelings, I don't blame you for what's happened.
￼Also, check out this new ass I've been tappin'.
(He pulls a HOT GIRL into frame with him.)
Hot Girl (spoken): “Who are you?” Guy (spoken): “Shut up, just go with it.”