Think carefully before buying this, music lover. Not because its cheer-fuelled, chantalong Portuguese vocal and played-with-one-finger synth line aren’t totally, minimalistically ace. But because it’ll end up soundtracking every footie programme segment on eccentric post-goal celebrations from now until, like, forever.

Still, if you can keep a wide berth of 'Match of the Day' for the rest of your life, it’s worth taking the risk, if only so you can make up a novelty dance to impress drink-fuelled members of opposite sex with at your next house party. Bottoms up!