This is at a 70’s lesbian bar & “stoner girl” was really trying to pick up either of the two “carefree/breezy girls…” but they only have eyes for butch Martha across the way, with her rakish crocheted cowbay hat.

What’s with the chick on the right? Look at her right hand! Ten bucks say’s she was just doing the “Five Digit Disco”!! She was “Dailing O on the Little Pink Telephone”!! “Riding the Clitorisauras”!! You get the idea……

Most of the drawings for these patterns show elongated legs and other exaggerated proportions. I have to assume that this is to complement certain details of the pattern (either that or they only ever hired one artist who had a really bad astigmatism). You’re supposed to be looking at the clothes, not the bodies. 😉 But once you start looking at the bodies, you can’t stop, they’re too freaky!!

From the look of it, they’re pissed at her, pissed at each other, pissed at themselves, and pissed at the world. They struggle to keep pleasant expressions on their faces. You would too if you were a mutant pattern model with string bean legs.

I’d be a stoner girl too, if I had to wear a Charlie Brown sweater, short shorts and coordinating girl scout knee socks.
On top of that humiliation, she has to carry a fakey Indian purse. Hey – maybe she’s getting ready to ship out with Up with People – Native American Edition, and just has to have one last night of slow motion fun…