November 21st, 2006

It's just occurred to me that there's a good chance I do not have the energy or patience necessary to make it through the stupid holidays this year. The danger of this is that I may snap and kill you...

Dear Ticketmaster, I don't know what the fuck "Doodlebops" are, but I'm quite sure I'm not interested in seeing them. Therefore, your email to me entitled "Don't miss Doodlebops" is not only nonsensical, but poorly targeted. Furthermore, if I were...