Impotence June, 2000 Sporting serious wood is not
the simple process one might assume that it is. In fact, it's about as
complex as a NASA rocket launch.

Magnets April, 2000 Former Yankee pitcher Hideki
Irabu has used magnets for years, taping dozens of them underneath his
uniform. Had Irabu been more successful on the mound, it's conceivable
that fans all across the world would be using magnetic therapy rather
than gulping down androstenedione, the potion of choice of Irabu's
teammate Mark McGwire.