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Warner Brothers has released a final trailer for The Green Lantern. Aside from a ton of new footage, it makes this look like a sci-fi superhero spectacle. It looks big and fun and not to be taken too seriously.

The first and probably only trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, which comes out in July, paints an epic showdown nearly a decade in the making. Kudos to Warner Brothers and all involved for pulling off the impossible.

Most people’s first thought: “Wait, why in the hell is Charlie Sheen on the radio talking about the president and 9/11?” And then it hit ‘em. Oh right, drugs. Or as Charlie calls it: “self-rehabing at home.” Or as Wannabe Genius calls it: “WINNING.”

Unless your husband or wife works on this show and your personal livelihood’s at stake, this Charlie Sheen Shitshow is immensely more enjoyable to watch than any laugh-tracked episode of Two and a Half Men.