I have a strong feeling that if a pizza delivery guy who looked that much like Stephen King delivered a large pepperoni with extra green peppers to the house of the majority of the female members here (and many male! But not me ... I don't think ... ), he'd probably get lucky! Whereas a delivery guy who looked like Brad Pitt would probably walk away with a $2 tip. It's a wacky world.

Pizza guy: Lady, you rip these pants you're gonna have to pay for them!

I have a strong feeling that if a pizza delivery guy who looked that much like Stephen King delivered a large pepperoni with extra green peppers to the house of the majority of the female members here (and many male! But not me ... I don't think ... ), he'd probably get lucky! Whereas a delivery guy who looked like Brad Pitt would probably walk away with a $2 tip. It's a wacky world.

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I love Steve for his mind, not his body. Now, his son Joe on the other hand is a different story....