Bugs from the grave- albeit a watery one

Montezuma’s revenge is a nifty little colloquialism used to describe an increased familiarity with a toilet bowl. But since the death of Osama bin Laden, can we be seeing the emergence of “Osama’s E-venge?”

The FBI is warning of new computer viruses in the form of emails that claim to show photos or videos of the killing of bin Laden.

Like all unsolicited emails, its fake, not real, erroneous, dangerous, a virus, malware - do not open for cripes sake.

So beware.

But if you are one of those who just knows those emails must be the real deal, call me. I actually got the photos; we can work out a price.