Hey everybody! Jeez how long has it been since I've
written a DBZ fiction?

I do not own DBZ

ALL flames will be ignored since I refuse to answer them and encourage
such babyish antics of putting other writers work down

I got the idea from
random other fictions like this, however I don't remember all the writers and
their fictions that gave me the idea so I am unable to list them.

The name of the
chapter is the answering machine that is being listened too.

Leave a Message
after the Ki Blast

Chapter 1:Briefs Living Room

Vegeta and his five year old
daughter Bra left the GR heading to the kitchen, after training for five hours
and dinner still far off they would have to settle for a snack. On the way to
the kitchen they went through the living room where little Bra saw the
answering machine's little red light blinking, "Daddy! We got messages!" Bra
squealed running over to the answering machine. Vegeta rolled his eyes "It
better not be anymore teller marketers" he muttered walking over to the machine
where his daughter was trying to press the button but could not reach it, when
Vegeta reached the machine Bra walked to his side and wrapped her arms around
his leg balling her little hands and fisting the material of her fathers pants
as she waited to hear the messages. In this house hold and with the people
residing in it, you never knew what was going to come up on the thing, Vegeta
pressed the play button.

"Hello? This is the Briefs house! This is the Saiyan
Princess Bra please leave a message after the beep!" Bra's voice came
cheerfully as the greeting.

Vegeta rolled his eyes glad that on this planet that message
would just make someone think it was a child with an overactive imagination,
not that what his daughter said as the message wasn't true.

"Hello? Hello is this thing on? Oh it's the answering
machine, hey Vegeta if it's you answering its Goku! I was calling to see if our
sparring session for Saturday was still on, I have to go now Chi Chi is after
me right now and if she catches me"

"GOKU GET BACK HERE! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU ATE EVERYTHING
IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!" Chi Chi's voice screamed through
the answering machine's speaker

"GGGGYYYYYAAAAAAA!" Goku's screamed could be heard as
he dropped the phone onto the receiver.

BEEP!

Vegeta
snickered while little Bra giggled pressing her face into her fathers leg
"Uncle Kakarrot's in trouble again isn't he daddy?" Bra said giggling as she
talked, That baka is always in
trouble with that harpy mate of his Vegeta thought as the next message
played.

"Second Message 11:30
Wednesday"

BEEP!

"BRA! ITS ME PAN! If grandpa can come to spar at your house
can I come! PLEASE? Lets see how good you've gotten since everyone came to
that sparring gathering last month; I'll kick your butt this time!"

BEEP!

Bra snorted "In your dreams you will Pan" she muttered loud
enough for her father to hear and Vegeta smirked.

"Third Message 12:00
Wednesday"

BEEP!

"Hello Babe its Yamcha! I was wondering if…"

Vegeta pressed delete

"Fourth Message 12:15
Wednesday"

BEEP!

"Hello Ms. Briefs, your daughter sure has an active imagination
with that Saiyan stuff she talks about. Anyway I'm calling to remind you about
tomorrows meeting relating to the new capsules Kamou showed us the other day"

BEEP!

It's true I am a
princess! Daddy calls me princess all the time! And he says that because I'm
related to him I'm a princess! Bra said pouting and glaring at the
machine, "Moron, why not try
calling her Office phone" Vegeta muttered as the last message played.

"Fifth Message 1:00
Wednesday"

"MISTER PRINCE MAN! BUU WANTS TO KNOW WERE BRA GOT THAT
YUMMY CANDY SHE GAVE ME! BEE WANTS TO KNOW TOO!" Buu's voice screamed through
the phone as a dogs barking clearly his dog Bee's rang through it as well.

BEEP!

"End of Messages"

Bra laughed at the look on her
fathers face when he heard Majin Buu's name for him, BUU! My daddy's name is Vegeta not Mister Prince Man! Bra
mentally scolded Buu as she laughed pressing her face into her fathers leg
again. "Pink blob" Vegeta muttered walking into the kitchen as Bra released his
leg, "At least he called you prince" Bra said walking along side him, "Hrmp"
was all the Saiyan prince said.

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