A single weight bench strategically placed in the front yard or on the porch, surrounded by a handful of big swull niggers, a ghetto-ass sound system, and a gang of smaller niggers on the porch drinking 40s and slangin yayo. What a great fucking idea. Get crunk and huge while hustling niggers for cheeseburgers in your front yard. No rediculous gym fees. No commute. The downside - nigger gyms have resulted in untold numbers of white kids getting their fucking asses beat by niggasaurus rex's.