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Uh, let me return the favor by dropping some of my lady-knowledg...

Evan: Uh, let me return the favor by dropping some of my lady-knowledge on you.Tucker: Your 'lady-knowledge'?Evan: Yeah, knowledge about ladies. Not just stuff ladies know. You know, lady-knowledge. You know, I get around.Tucker: Without a car?Evan: Let's not dwell on that, okay? Let's just move past that.

Bonnie: Divya Katdare. What are the odds?Divya: What are the odds of what?Bonnie: Your mother hired me to help plan your engagement party.Evan: Huh. Your what?Divya: Evan, go wait in the car.Bonnie: In fact, I just got the mock-up of the invitation. Where is it? Ah. Here we go.Divya: I'm sure you are mistaken.Bonnie: You're saying there's two Divya Katdares in the Hamptons?Evan: Yeah, the odds of that would be...Divya: Evan, go wait in the car!

Evan: Divya, it's not a situation. It's a wedding. It's-It's two people in love, forcing their friends to dance to We Are Family. You know? It's-It's sac... Wait a minute. Is this an arranged marriage?Divya: Why?! Why, because I'm Indian?! Why, that's-that's quite an unenlightened stereotype. (off Evan's stare) Yes. It's a strategic marriage.