Words of Wisdom from Mom

INT. BOX FACTORY – DAY
Breanne is sitting at her desk, drawing boxes. The phone rings, she answers.

BREANNE
Y’ello.

MOM
Hi. You know, $25 is too much to pay for hair feathers. (today, one of the “deal of the day” sites featured a hair salon that would put feathers into your hair for the bargain (I assume?) price of $25)

BREANNE
I know. Wait, what?

MOM
I saw on the internet that you can just get your own feathers and tie them in with fishing line.

BREANNE
Oh. Ok. Well, that’s ok, because I didn’t buy it anyway. If I ever feel like I need to put feathers in my hair, I’ll just remember to use fishing line.