I'm not sure what the rules about nercoing vs making a new thread are, so to be safe I'll just make a new thread. I live near the Charlotte area, does anyone else live nearby (and by "nearby" I mean "Charlotte", not "somewhere in NC. My transportation options are sadly rather limited).

What's wrong with Charlotte? Its a great city, with literally several places worth visiting:-Downtown, one of the nation's premiere banking centers! Come see one of the places where the Great Recession got its start!-NASCAR Hall of Fame, celebrating the heroes of rednecks everywhere!-The creepy-as-all-get-out statue in front of Charlotte-Douglas international airport, terrifying welcoming thousands of people each year!-Carolina Renaissance Festival, where at least 3 suit-wearing furies are in the area at any given time, and vistors are banned from bring mace!-9 sports teams, none of them decent!

What's wrong with Charlotte? Its a great city, with literally several places worth visiting:-Downtown, one of the nation's premiere banking centers! Come see one of the places where the Great Recession got its start!-NASCAR Hall of Fame, celebrating the heroes of rednecks everywhere!-The creepy-as-all-get-out statue in front of Charlotte-Douglas international airport, terrifying welcoming thousands of people each year!-Carolina Renaissance Festival, where at least 3 suit-wearing furies are in the area at any given time, and vistors are banned from bring mace!-9 sports teams, none of them decent!

It's even worse in person, especially if you look at it at night or when its overcast/cloudy/foggy. I'm betting it's only a matter of time before they find some guy laying in front of it, curled into the fetal potion and bleeding from the eyes, nonsensically rating about the end times.