First of all, Charlotte's adorable Lily answers Carrie's Swarovski crystal encrusted phone and puts it in this bag and then walks off with it. And then Big keeps trying to call Carrie, but her phone is held captive in this cupcake — therefore I'm blaming their (spoiler alert!) failed wedding round one on this jewel-encrusted $4295 bag.

I wish you would have skipped a line or two after (spoiler alert) because I'm finally seeing the movie tomorrow with my firends now that we're all in one place and now I know the deal. I was doing so good with avoiding any talk about the movie in detail except "it was good, go see it".
Oh well.