eye frottage.

bookshop: oh, that is what i was going to do! i was going to unzip once upon a time in mexico and see if i could make screencaps bookshop:*suddenly wide awake!*orphne: oh dearbookshop: you realise that my whole strange fascination with eyesocket fucking is due to this movie bookshop: dave and i were having a conversation about it last night at steak and shake, haha. bookshop: it was very funny orphne: oh, YUMMYbookshop: well, actually it was on the way therebookshop: but it was still such a funny subject to actually talk aboutorphne: oh, that's okay then. nothing gives me an appetite more than eyesocket fucksbookshop: because he was arguing that if you actually tried to fuck an eyesocket you'd end up killing the person orphne: you do!!!orphne: the eyesocket isn't that deeporphne: and just behind it is the brainbookshop: and i was all, you wouldn't have to fuck them, just stick the head in and wiggle it around a little!orphne: ow ow oworphne: well, that isn't really funbookshop: and he was all, "but the eyesocket isn't that deep!"bookshop: and then he was all, "and the person getting fucked would feel nothing!"orphne: well.orphne: maybe painbookshop: and i was like, "yes, but the novelty of having a cock in your eye would more than make up for it!" bookshop: and by that time we were both laughing too hard to continue orphne: it's very disturbingbookshop: it could be managed if you just sort of inserted the tip, right? bookshop: there wouldn't be as much pain then? orphne: ...I wouldn't knoworphne: probably notorphne: it would probably be like putting a glass eye in or somethingbookshop: or maybe you could just, like, fuck their mouth and then come in their eye. bookshop: it seems like there ought to be some kind of way to get creative with it without endangering your unfortunately eyeless partner bookshop:i'm just saying orphne: well, it's EYE FUCKINGorphne: you could probably just rub yourself against the socketbookshop: well, okay, maybe they need to call it something that more accurately describes rubbing or something bookshop: yes! EYE FROTTAGE!orphne: eyesocket humping?bookshop: even the act of, like, ...tonguing it.orphne: haha, that makes me think of two eyes rubbing against each otherbookshop: hahaha.orphne: tonguing it. bookshop: oh dear. orphne: the eyesocket?bookshop: one day i will write eyesocket smut! yes! tonguing the, erm, socket orphne: oh dear. I can't wait for that daybookshop: my file has frozen again. wah.orphne: eekorphne: that sucksbookshop:it haaaaaaaaates me orphne: it disapproves of eye frottagebookshop:You are just miffed you did not think of eye frottage first orphne: pshawbookshop:Eye Frottage. It will take over the world.orphne: !!!bookshop: but first i think it will start by taking over livejournal.orphne: write eye frottage in every fandombookshop: well, naturally there must be harry/draco eye frottageorphne: who's the eye socket?bookshop: Draco.orphne: I don't think he'll be happy about thatorphne: plus there's the whole thing about harry's green eyesorphne: he has to lose one!bookshop: he does? so he can be the blind hero? that makes sense.orphne: isn't there like an odin theory floating around?bookshop: also harry would probably look really hot with gouged-out eyes and blood running down his cheeks.bookshop: draco might just look really washed out. orphne: you must write itorphne: harry loses an eye after the last battleorphne: eye frottage hurt/comfortbookshop: HAHAHAHA.bookshop: HAHAHA. bookshop: Hahahaha. "Here, Harry, you're safe now!" *prod prod prod* "Draco, what are you doing to my--" "Shhh, it's okay. Daddy's here." *poke poke poke*