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People have been sending me dialog from Road House, or, as I call it, "The Scottish Play"."Doc: Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in? Dalton: Philosophy. Doc: Any particular discipline? Dalton: No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of shit. Doc: Come up with any answers? Dalton: Not too many. Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer? Dalton : Just lucky I guess."

"Red Webster: How long are you gonna be in town? Dalton: Not very long. Red Webster: That's what I said 25 years ago. Dalton: Really? What happened? Red Webster: I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?"