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My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day Dr. Sis was walking with My Sister’s Colleague in the halls when a woman dropped a binder. My Sister’s Colleague helped the woman collect the binder and they parted ways. My Sister’s Colleague said to Dr. Sis. “That’s the our new dendrochronologist. I figured it was her due to her tree-ring binder.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night there was a fancy dress party at a local pub. Dr. Sis arrived late and was greeted by My Sister’s Colleague. A round of drinks quickly filled the table they were at, which caused Dr. Sis to ask who bought the drinks? My Sister’s Colleague motioned to a bunch of guys at the bar dressed as neutrinos, “those guys. But I’d stay away. Neutrinos have bad breadth.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day in the lab Dr. Sis asked My Sister’s Minions how the big soccer game between the Fermi Club vs. the Bose Club turned out. “There was no game!” replied My Sister’s Minions, “they couldn’t agree on the spin of the ball!”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day in the cafe, Dr. Sis and My Sister’s Colleague approached an empty table. However My Sister’s Colleague insisted they continue, “damn, this was already claimed by the math department. See, they placed a cloth that reads, “Truth” on the table.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day in the lab, Dr. Sis asked My Sister’s Minions where periodic acid comes from? One of My Sister’s Minions raised their hand, “it’s the acid from boiling down all of the old periodic tables”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day in the cafe a man was pointed out by My Sister’s Colleague to Dr. Sis. “Oh, that’s the new buyer that was hired by the finance department! He’s a buy-ologist.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day while walking the hall, My Sister’s Colleague and Dr. Sis passed by a group of statisticians. My Sister’s Colleague leaned into Dr. Sis, “Statisticians do it with large numbers”…