The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron betterthan you."Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."Wife: "Oh yeah?"Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"Maria: "Jor hozban did"Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my husband say that as well?"Maria: "No Señora The gardener did."..Wife: "So how much do you want?"

Mikey1969:Hundreds of armed vigilantes have taken control of a town on a major highway in the Pacific coast state of Guerrero, arresting local police officers and searching homes after a vigilante leader was killed. Several opened fire on a car of Mexican tourists headed to the beach for Easter week.

Mikey1969:Hundreds of armed vigilantes have taken control of a town on a major highway in the Pacific coast state of Guerrero, arresting local police officers and searching homes after a vigilante leader was killed. Several opened fire on a car of Mexican tourists headed to the beach for Easter week.

theurge14:Mexico does have stricter gun control laws. But thanks to the relaxed gun laws in states like Arizona, Mexican cartels have US citizens purchase arms in the US and then smuggle them across the border. The Mexican President has even publicly stated that the expiration of the US 2004 Assault Weapons Ban is directly linked to the increased violence thanks to assault weapons making their way south of the border. A quick Google can bring up many articles on this.

Can anyone tell me if whatever substance you or your friends favor has seen a jump in price or reduced availability over the last six years? People I know who use have told me no, but that might be because my proximity to the border.