An effeminate man with limp wrists. Also known to sing in a high pitch like a girl. Will usually be seen sniffing the crotches of eastern Europeans in public toilets. Grumpy old bastard who swigs brandy from a bottle on park benches and fondles himself in public.

A person with an incredible aptitude for brown nosing. Of a ridiculous size, although packs a rather small "weapon". Has no friends and the entire population of humanity wishes his demise. He is notorious for using stupidly bright colours on his hair, and strongly resembling a member of Blazin' Squad who has let himself go. With green hair, this person would strongly resemble a tomato. Without Green hair, this person would strongly resemble a tomato.