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sunnysfunny

Narfcake wrote:It was pointed out in the derby discussion that technically, one cannot have a mix of houses and hotels, but considering the amount of doggie destruction, I think that's the least of anyone's concern.

That's why the dog is angry in the first place... no one likes a cheater.

bluejester

DianaSprinkle wrote:Ahhh yeah, I knew this guy was a shoe in, I tip my hat to you, you ironed out the competition, and sped to a print. That's a classy dog there... these are getting to be a bit of a stretch. LOL

No, no keeping going, you're on a roll there!
And don't let other people railroad you into quitting. Just turn on the water works and they might give you a chance.

jhgalvas

Monopoly doesn't have to be a bad game. Try playing by the actual rules instead of all the popular house rules! No money is to be given out on free parking or extra money for landing on go. When a property is landed on for the first time it is either to be bought outright or auctioned off to the highest bidder. If you follow these REAL rules your game will be shortened considerably!

bluejester

jhgalvas wrote:Monopoly doesn't have to be a bad game. Try playing by the actual rules instead of all the popular house rules! No money is to be given out on free parking or extra money for landing on go. When a property is landed on for the first time it is either to be bought outright or auctioned off to the highest bidder. If you follow these REAL rules your game will be shortened considerably!

Be that as it may, that would still involve some form of willingly sitting down and saying some form of, "Sure, I'm up for a game of Monopoly."

grahamcrackercoyote

Narfcake wrote:It was pointed out in the derby discussion that technically, one cannot have a mix of houses and hotels, but considering the amount of doggie destruction, I think that's the least of anyone's concern.

But as I said in the discussion, it's probably being played with house rules Bet there's a $500 hidden under the board, too!

DianaSprinkle

bluejester wrote:No, no keeping going, you're on a roll there!
And don't let other people railroad you into quitting. Just turn on the water works and they might give you a chance.

LOLOLOL. I'd have to wheelbarrow the rest in with maybe a thimble of a chance that it'd make any sense. It might explode in my face like a cannon if I'm not careful. It's going to be an uphill battle... ship?

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Nekkochan

jhgalvas wrote:Monopoly doesn't have to be a bad game. Try playing by the actual rules instead of all the popular house rules! No money is to be given out on free parking or extra money for landing on go. When a property is landed on for the first time it is either to be bought outright or auctioned off to the highest bidder. If you follow these REAL rules your game will be shortened considerably!

I don't play by the REAL rules because I have enough trouble calculating interest in real life, why would I do it for "fun"?

Also, I can't overcome the fact that I grew up playing on an Egyptian board, so the names on the American board are all WRONG. I tell you I want to buy Pyramid Row, don't offer me your silly Boardwalk!

Nekkochan

edit* wow! Looks like bluejester got his comment in seconds before me!

I'd pay money for a kevlar51/walmazan of Settlers of Catan. Also for Risk, as long as it demonstrated conquering the world from New Guinea, which is what my brother always did. If somebody else started with New Guinea, he'd conquer New Guinea first, and then move on to the rest of the world. Every time.

Seriously, guys, I'm really happy to see this win. Definitely one of the most fun shirts this week.

kevlar51

Nekkochan wrote:I'd pay money for a kevlar51/walmazan of Settlers of Catan. Also for Risk, as long as it demonstrated conquering the world from New Guinea, which is what my brother always did. If somebody else started with New Guinea, he'd conquer New Guinea first, and then move on to the rest of the world. Every time.

Seriously, guys, I'm really happy to see this win. Definitely one of the most fun shirts this week.

Your brother's a smart man. Australia first. Then the world. That +2 each turn really comes in handy while everyone passes it off as fluff.

gricomet

kevlar51 wrote:You're brother's a smart man. Australia first. Then the world. That +2 each turn really comes in handy while everyone passes it off as fluff.

Man now I really want a Risk shirt. Australia was always a good strategy, although you need to make sure you have a foothold somewhere. Taking over all of Asia is just too hard to as your main attack front.

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