Essays on Life, Liberty and the Art of Depression

So today Weight Watchers released the New and Improved Weight Watchers point values. So, first, I log and and GUESS WHAT? I am sooo happy. I go from a measly 22 points per day to twenty whopping NINE points and I am like psyched. And most importantly, most very importantly is the fact that all fruits and vegetables are ZERO points. Did you HEAR ME WORLD???? ZERO FRIGGIN’ points. I am so happy if I were a dog my tail would be wagging so hard, my body would …