jvcc wrote:I kept trying to come up with a witty and hilarious response for either comment, but I'm too genuinely impressed. You people and your interesting life experiences.

Ha ha, don't be. Not only was I cut out entirely, but the movie itself has pretty much disappeared into obscurity. As I was typing this I wondered if the thing ever made it to DVD ... Ha! It only barely made it to VHS, apparently. I'm guessing the tape sold incredibly poorly as it seems to be next-to-impossible to find.

Hey, awesomeThat song reminds me of something.. I can't put my finger on it right now.

chrismachine wrote:I play the role of "traveler" in my government's online training program for border service agents

. haha yeah... oh god. I'm in at least three training/information videos explaining things to cameras. Ugh. I signed up with a talent agency once but never got a call.. I accidentally walked on to a tv show shoot once, though.Oh, I was also in a commercial for an amusement park when I was little. Fame.

my girlfriend and i both accidentally walked into a tv show shoot once as well. at the louvre, in paris. turned the corner and the whole hallway was blocked with camera equipment. apparently it was for some french soap opera, or at least that's what someone else told us as we were being shooed away by angry people near the cameras.

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.

traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

I don't know if any footage of this survives, but I had to do a lot of "human videos" when I attended an evangelical youth group. They were sort of just slightly choreographed movements set to music--not dancing, presumably because most of the kids in attendance had at best tenuous grasps on the concept of rhythm. Oh, and they always illustrated a moral lesson. That was key.

I don't know if any footage of this survives, but I had to do a lot of "human videos" when I attended an evangelical youth group. They were sort of just slightly choreographed movements set to music--not dancing, presumably because most of the kids in attendance had at best tenuous grasps on the concept of rhythm. Oh, and they always illustrated a moral lesson. That was key.

I'm struggling to understand this description in a way that satisfies me. It was people, moving, with (but not necessarily to) music, and it (ostensibly) communicated moral lessons?

I don't know if any footage of this survives, but I had to do a lot of "human videos" when I attended an evangelical youth group. They were sort of just slightly choreographed movements set to music--not dancing, presumably because most of the kids in attendance had at best tenuous grasps on the concept of rhythm. Oh, and they always illustrated a moral lesson. That was key.

I'm struggling to understand this description in a way that satisfies me. It was people, moving, with (but not necessarily to) music, and it (ostensibly) communicated moral lessons?

After this one I promise I'm done. I'm not mocking these people's convictions, just the bizarre and perhaps misguided manner in which they choose to express and/or propagate them. That's my opinion of them now, fully acknowledging that I once regarded them with earnest. Anyway, suffice it to say, this human video features a cardboard box simply labeled "PORN" quite heavily.