An American tourist was on a bus tour of Castilla that had a stop at this old convent. The tour wasn't that interesting so he managed to slip away and started wandering around by himself.

Feeling the urge to pee, he looked around for some privacy. He hid behind a bush and took a leak on the wall of the chapel.

While he was doing his business, the Mother Superior came around the corner and surprised him.

"OH! I am soooo sorry!" he said in embarrassment.

"It's OK," she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's... You know. Could I take a closer look?"A nun asking to see his unit freaked out the tourist but it was kinda kinky in a way, so he figured, what the hell.

The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she said,

"You know, I always wanted to touch one. Would you mind...?"This is really weird, but sure." The tourist was getting really excited. Who else could say that a nun had tossed you off?

"Could you take it all out so that I can get a complete experience?" the nun requested.

The tourist, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down his pants.

The nun began fondling his testicles and suddenly straightened, and said...