Someone Made a Shroud with a Naked Picture of Tom Cruise on It

(Warning: It’s not a real picture on the shroud, but it’s still a naked man.)

Someone made a shroud with a NAKED image of TOM CRUISE on it. It’s got two views, front and back.

And for some reason they gave Tom a HUGE set of grapefruits . . . and his CURLIES are rather oddly manscaped.

Supposedly, it’s to celebrate his 25 years in the Church of Scientology, and it’s accompanied by a commemorative coin. But I seriously doubt they actually have anything to do with this. Because for starters, why on Earth would they?

Secondly, the artist who did this is a guy named Daniel Edwards, and you’ve heard his name before. Because over the years, he’s gotten a lot of publicity for his bizarre sculptures, like Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug . . .