Captain Steroid:FTA: "Brothers will fight and kill each other, sisters' children will defile kinship. It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife - an axe age, a sword age - shields are riven - a wind age, a wolf age - before the world goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another," a prophetic poem says.

NO! Sessrúmnir is the Lady's hall. She gets the half of slain warriors that aren't testosterone-poisoned. She also gets beautiful women, in addition to those people who honor her. AND she survives the last battles.

Seems like a good deal, to me. Better than hanging out with bro-dudes until the end.

I guess I was going by the literal translation on Wikipedia which is "seating room". I'm picturing muzak and old copies of Forbes and Golf Digest.

FTA: "Brothers will fight and kill each other, sisters' children will defile kinship. It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife - an axe age, a sword age - shields are riven - a wind age, a wolf age - before the world goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another," a prophetic poem says.