1) I'm from Africa - you know, that 'big island below Europe' where Adam and Eve/Steve met and yes there are vanilla people there and yes I do speak English and no I do not wear a loin cloth over my groin on weekends (ok, maybe I do, for a nominal price of course, that was a joke, pump the brakes)

2) I've been in London 2 years - therefore, I'm not yet accustomed to London lingo, in other words, innit, bruv, fitt, totes etc make little or no sense, innit?

3) I have a tattoo or two - better to just put that out there, apparently they're permanent. I also have my nipples pierced (I just spoilt the surprise, dammit) but that's our little secret (at this point I hope you have picked up on certain sarcastic undertones, if not then rapidly press the 'backspace' key)

4) I love the outdoors, animals and nature in general - if you don't, then you've lost touch with your roots (excuse the pun)

PS. If you want to chat, send me a message, I don't bite, unless you look like Hannah Reid, in which case I might!

What I’m doing with my life

I am not London born-and-bredI studied environmental sciencesI would take a backpack over an all-inclusive resort ANYDAYI am opinionated (I'd hope you are too)I have tattoosI have a terrible sense of directionI like photographyI don't trust anyone who dislikes animalsI wanted to be Captain Planet when I was youngerBonus points if you know who Captain Planet isI do have eyes, contrary to popular beliefI doubt you'd be photoshopped if we ever met, so easy on the PSI can't dance but I will try (at your peril)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyqfHvoUtkU&feature=share

I’m really good at

Not selling myself on hereWalking into thingsGetting lostGetting myself into awkward situationsSaying the wrong thing at the wrong time