So, its me as Ganon, Relm as Link, and Orland as ZSS on Bridge of Eldin. Relm and I, being golly good chaps, get on either side of Orland and break the poor bloke's sheild right next to the far right boundary. So, as is only natural, I think to myself "Great Scott! I think I'll amble over there and Ganon Punch this fellow." So, I walk, as I am in no great hurry, up to Orland and press the B button. Relmitos, being a clever fellow, also must have thought "Egads! This poor chap's shield has broken! I dare say I should smack his face in." So he, in a most amiable fashion, walks up to Orland and begins to charge his Spin Attack. Now, this created quite a conundrum for all three of us, because I, charging my Ganon Punch, could not move away from Relmitos as he charged his Spin Attack. Likewise, Relmitos was trapped in the precarious position of not being able move away from my Ganon Punch. Orland, stuck in the middle, was contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "clusterfuck."

Now, the rest happened very quickly. Relmitos shouted "God save the Queen!" and released his Spin Attack, sending Oland, who was being rather jolly about the whole situation, into the stratosphere. By some miracle, the Spin Attack's reach stopped just in front of Ganon, who had not yet released his Punch of Epicness. Shouting "EEEOOHYAH!," I sent forth a burning fist of purple rape and smacked Relmitos upside the head, sending him flying off the side in amost spectacular manner.

I remembered this one while talking to Eiron. I used to play Star Wars Battlefront online on the PC. Surprisingly, it was actually really smooth. Then, I once ran into this guy named "Freaksomething" (I don't remember his name. But it had "freak"). I was playing for the clones, he was with the droids. We stumbled into each other some times and fought. The clones won the match. Then, we later found each other again, once again on opposing teams. We fought a real one-on-one war, it was epic, but then we lost each other from sight, and the match moved on. In the last 5 seconds, I saw him again, very far away, and started shooting him. He then saw me as well, and shot a missile. He missed, and I managed to kill him, and of course get the points for it, in the very last second. There wasn't time even for him to fall to the ground. It was really epic...Then, after a long time, we met once again, and this time he was in my team. Little did I know that he planned to get revenge for his defeats, sabotaging my troops from within, and killing me from behind when I wasn’t looking. However, little did he know that I had set Friendly Fire off! Then, after having his plans frustrated, he tried switching back to the opposing team, only to not be able to. Epic fail…After that, we never saw each other again. Which was expected, since I don’t play Battlefront anymore.

Fucking lol dude! I love when people try to get revenge on me in an online game and then Epic fail at it. Like when i went through the phase of aggressively bowserciding one person over and over in free for all Smash battles. Good times.

Well said Eiron.....but hey, there's more fun stories about our matches. I think it might've been mentioned at some point, but we definitely had a spike match in Delfino plaza. I was Mario, and Eiron was Zelda. We spent large amounts of time swimming and trying to spike each other to death. We uh....failed, miserably.

Ok, so Surge, Angel, and I were all brawling away on Halbred, me Ganon, Surge Bowser, and Angel Kirby. Kirby copies Ganon's neutral B, and begins charging it up. I Ganon f-air Surge into the punch and he dies at like, 30%. Fifteen seconds later, Kirby and I try to Ganon Punch eachother, byt Kirby's short little arms fail and Angel leaves the stratosphere at five thousand miles an hour.

This might be one of those "Had to be there" moments but during a Halo 2 system link we were playing a team deathmatch game and I was running around with dual machine guns. Someone came around the corner in a warthog and proceeded to try and run me over, he was circling me for a good while trying to hit me while I filled his Puma (Red vs Blue reference.. incase you missed it) with lead, I was alive long enough to have reloaded both guns twice and mess up his ride.

Eventually he ran me down which was shortly followed by a resounding "HA!" from the other room, though the kicker is he kept driving forward after he killed me, smacked into a concrete wall and promptly blew up... to which I sent a resounding "HA!" of my own back to him... I got the kill for that too. xD

Specifically when it get's followed by a DSmash to avoid losing a stock?

yea, that happened during the tourney matches with Surge, TWICE even.

Hate to steal your thunder and all, but this isn't that hard to pull off, especially after I do it a couple times. I would advose though as Eiron said to try and roll away, which makes it even harder to hit you with unless I tech chase.

Specifically when it get's followed by a DSmash to avoid losing a stock?

yea, that happened during the tourney matches with Surge, TWICE even.

Hate to steal your thunder and all, but this isn't that hard to pull off, especially after I do it a couple times. I would advose though as Eiron said to try and roll away, which makes it even harder to hit you with unless I tech chase.

Specifically when it get's followed by a DSmash to avoid losing a stock?

yea, that happened during the tourney matches with Surge, TWICE even.

Hate to steal your thunder and all, but this isn't that hard to pull off, especially after I do it a couple times. I would advose though as Eiron said to try and roll away, which makes it even harder to hit you with unless I tech chase.

Squirtle is the only poke who can't roll away in time. <.<

Yeah, It also seems to work on link very well too. I have yet to look into who all is affected.

I'm not sure, but I think this might be my first "quality" post in this thread.

So 7 of us were at my friend's house play CoD4 and Halo3. Now, it's been awhile since I've played FPS games with dual analog controls. I wasn't bad, but not great. Anyway, the real story is with Halo 3.

We're playing a game mode call "Duck Hunt." Basically, one guy has a sniper on one end and is in a contained area, and tries to pick off the three "ducks," which are the other guys (same team and), who are trying to run along a path that has some barriers and bunkers every now and then. And there are periodic checkpoints that allow for cover. Ducks can also periodically pick up bubble shields.) And when/if they make it to the end, they get to pick up a shot gun and get teleported to the hinter in close quarters for close combat.

Well, one of my friends hands me a controller and told me to follow him. Me being a noob, I had no idea what was going on. I lasted probably 10 seconds. Thing is, when you die, you become the hunter. Well, been so long since I played Halo, I could not zoom for shit while they were getting ready to run across. Having said that out loud, one of my friends said something like, "Ha, he can't figure it out. Just run," and started running. By a stroke of dumb luck I happened to no scope him from across the map as he made it half-way across the first level. Funny as fuck. Laughter erupted from all but him. However, he was the only one I got and the other two made it across all four levels and killed me.

Then I was a duck again after that. Now I knew what I was doing. The three of us start running across and one of us threw a bubble shield. The hunter... is pretty good at Halo (his game), so my friend lagging behind me, got pick off before he could get in and my friend in front of me later got picked off before we could make it to the end of the first level (and by level, I mean floor, per say). Now here's where it got interesting. When you're the last man standing, you get a major boost in speed, making it harder to get hit. When the guy in fromt of me went down, I was all "fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck" and just booked it across, jumping and dodging shots. I make it to the third level, messed up on jumping, and fell down to the bottom floor. No falling damage, but had to go through the whole process again and it was hella funny to do cause I'm still kinda getting use to controls and I'm half freaking out and half laughing my ass off. I ran and hopped from barrier to barrier and across the open all the way to the fourth level. Just as I was about to make it across and into a safe zone, I got hit. So... close...

Aside from those, we played more. Won once as the hunter and twice being a duck. But this led me to a conclusion. CoD4 takes more skill, but Halo is way more fun to play.

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Once,while playing Halo 3, it was me, my bro, and his friend in a free-for all gladiator style. The players spawn in protected areas that can't be breached, and my brother ran out of his to go attack the other player. However, he didn't come out of his 'cell,' leaving my bro to shoot at the barrier in vain. Well, he threw a Plasma grenade at the barrier to see if it would stick, only to see that it bounced off harmlessly. After he threw it, I assassinated him, killing him instantly, the got stuck by the grenade after the rebond off of the barrier, giving my brother a kill also.