It’s not exactly Shakespeare, is it? Or the Zuckers. Or the Farrellys. But, let’s not be too hard on this low-budget, low-brow comedy. It doesn’t pretend to be anything that it’s not. It has Pauly Shore, after all. It has Jackie Chiles, or at least the actor who played him, Phil Morris. Who knows? Maybe this is the perfect sayonara for the guy from Airplane! and The Naked Gun, but I see that clip of Nielsen, and all I hear is Orson Welles voicing Unicron.