I giggled a bit. I have to admit it. A picture of a footballer pretending to
wipe his behind with a wad of £20 notes. As a joke, it would have been
funnier if they had been fifties, but let’s not quibble. Liam Ridgewell, of
West Bromwich Albion, take a bow. But put your pants back on first.

It was, the defender said, a private joke. He took the photo to wind up a
friend about a bet they’d had (presumably the money corresponded to the
amount he had won). He never intended the mickey-take to be seen outside a