"The story was so top secret that the film's director is unknown to the Academy. Ben, they know they screwed up.”–The host mocks the Academy for missing out Ben Affleck.

"We saw your boobs" -The main lyric from MacFarlane's opening number which embarrasses a collection of famous female stars who've gone naked on screen.

"Three years ago, before we decided to do a straight swap, I had actually been committed to play Margaret Thatcher and Meryl was Steven's first choice for Lincoln. I'd like to see that version." – Daniel Day-Lewis to Best Actor presenter Meryl Streep.

Seth MacFarlane: risque humour (Photo: WENN/ABC)

“This is a story about man fighting to get back his woman who has been subjected to unthinkable violence, or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it - a date movie,"– Seth MacFarlane’s joke sees the audience wincing.

"I'm told the screenplay is loosely based off of Mel Gibson’s voicemails" – Seth goes for Django Unchained’s use of the n-word and a former Oscar winner.

"As I said, tonight’s ceremony is being watched by a close to a billion people worldwide, which is why Jodie Foster will be up here in a bit to ask for her privacy." –Seth MacFarlane aims one at the darling of the Golden Globes.

"You guys are just standing up because I fell and you feel bad," – Jennifer Lawrence on stage accepting Best Actress after falling over.

Well, break a leg…Oops." – Anne Hathaway to Kristen Stewart, who's on crutches, before the Twilight star went on stage. (Source BBC)

"I found my soulmate and we committed ourselves to each other and everything else since then... all of this has just been the cherry on top of the lovely plate of vegan ice cream.”- Hathaway gets a little weird on the red carpet.