Sorry “Twilight,” But “Underworld” Is The Sexiest Vampire Movie Of All Time: WATCH

I’m sorry, but when it comes to sexy vampires, Underworld‘s Selene kicks True Blood‘s Bill and Twilight‘s Edward Cullen’s asses (literally). Edward may sparkle but Selene is either soaking wet in leather or firing a machine gun into hordes of bloodsuckers. Pretty much trumps using your powers to play baseball.

Even though they’re up Underworld Eight-Hundred-and-Something, you can’t beat the original. Logo is screening the first Underworld from 2003—which sees death-dealer Kate Beckinsale slaughtering Lycans and uncovering the origins of her species—on Sunday at 10pm on Logo.