Lip Stick Dick Quick

He asked me if I was wearing lipstick,
Little Girl, and I said, yes I bought it for you.
And he said no you didn’t this is lip gloss.
To which I replied, my love, this is 1995, and lip
Gloss is the rage.

But it is not 1995. The Soviet Union collapsed
Over a decade ago and there is internet in
Estonia. They call it E-stonia.
Raekoja Plats is featured on weather.ee
Every half hour.
His dick has a ring of lip gloss around the base now.
But I still haven’t cum in two weeks.

Jānīti Daugman is a Canadian-Latvian and is currently studying abroad in Estonia.