July 14, 2006

"A long, long time ago...I can still remember *1957How that moooosic used to make them smile.And if Bob Lowder had his chanceThat he could make those barners danceAnd, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But July made the aubies shiverWith every NY Times delivered.Bad news on the doorstep;They couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I criedWhile laughing at the barns raw hide,The APR was once their prideThe day the moooooosic died.

Did you write the book of Shug,And do you have faith in Bo's diploma above,If James Brooks tells you so?Do you carry a Tp roll,Can Toomers save your mortal soul,And can you teach me how to speak real slow?

Well, I know that your academic light is burning dim`cause I saw SACS setting up in the gym.Pretty soon you'll have to kick off your shoes.to count the # of your probation blues.

Tubby thought he was a teenage broncin’ buckA huge signing bonus loaded in his pickup truck,But I knew the barn was out of luckThe day the moooosic died.

I started singin’,bye-bye directed reading, guys."Professor Petee was real seedyEven Junior scored highand them barner fans believed lie after liesingin’, mensa members need only applyWhile signing kids from University High."