The centerpiece of artist Shinji Turner-Yamamoto's exhibition at the Greater Reston Arts Center is a 25-foot dogwood, the state tree of Virginia. Lying on its side, it scrapes the ceiling with its gracefully twisting branches.

So you could go to some fancypants elitist art gallery to see this, or just drive over to North Reston and see what Columbia Gas is up to these days.

The funny thing is that the Post called the exhibit a "Haiku to Nature." So in the spirit of Friday Fun, we thought we'd offer a haiku or two of our own.

Pink flamingo sitsIn front of moldy stuccoDRB awaits.

Unos, Gap, HyattFill up Reston's Fake DowntownEdgy urban scene!

School redistrictingBrings out the best in neighborsGimme back my Bratz!