Head without a brain, Michele Bachmann, took to the floor of the House to warn American citizens that Obamacare is coming to murder us all. Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Obamacare is literally killing everyone around here. Literally.

On what is the third anniversary of the passage of the Affordable Care Act, the little Congressperson that couldn't wasted ten minutes of everyone's lives to be all "blah blah blah you thought I was dead PSYCH blah blah I'm DRUNK blah blah blah why isn't there a cure for delusional bigots in Obamacare IT'S A FRAUD blah blah blah, and in conclusion, I'm the worst."

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"Let's repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens," Bachmann said on the House floor. "Let's not do that. Let's love people. Let's care about people. Let's repeal it now while we can." She also accused Obama of wanting the government to take over health care. "What he demanded and insisted upon is that the government have 100 percent control over health care," Bachmann said.