President Underwood Gives Mainers a Presidential Pardon

TODAY is the DAY. House of Cards Season 5 dropped at midnight on Netflix. Now many of you may have stayed up all night watching the newest episodes. Others will simply binge watch during work today. EITHER way, we HOC fans are going to be pretty useless to the rest of the world today...and probably tomorrow...and possibly part of Thursday. No worries! Thanks to our favorite diabolical President, Frank Underwood, we have a Presidential Pardon for you. It even has the White House seal of approval and everything. Use this and give it to your boss, your spouse, your friends, anybody who you will be ignoring the next few days so you can completely immerse yourself in Season 5.