So far we’ve sampled all kinds of chicken dishes on this chicken-hearted tour but there’s one of the most popular forms of chicken that we haven’t tried yet and that is the chicken nugget. The most commonly known chicken nugget is McDonald’s Chicken McNugget. I did some research and discovered that Chick-fil-A is supposed to have very good chicken nuggets and they won this battle of chicken nuggets on the food website, Mashed.

And so I decided to have a duel of the chicken nuggets right here on MBIP, it’s Chick-fil-A versus McDonald’s! And we now let the fowl nugget battle begin!

The Drive-Through Experience At Chick-fil-A

It’s no secret I’m not a chain food fan. I’ve done scathing posts on both Chick-fil-A and McDonald’s. Having said and written bad things about both of them, I will say this drive-through experience at Chick-fil-A was nothing short of fabulous! I saw a man standing on the left drive-through and pulled up there. He offered to take my order and I asked him if the drive-through wasn’t working. He said it was working fine but he wanted to give diners a more personal experience and then happily posed for the MBIP Camera! I thought this was great customer service and he was both friendly and very polite!

Then I got to the window to pick up my food and the woman there was thrilled to have her picture taken! Chick-fil-A may have a CEO who’s a complete homophobic asshole, but the people that work at this Peoria franchise are stupendous people and this was the best drive-through experience I’ve ever had in my life!

The Drive-Through Experience At McDonald’s

There’s a McDonald’s right across the street from Chick-fil-A, so that was handy. It was also the most horrible drive-through experience I’ve ever had! I pulled up and ordered at the drive-through sign. I drove up to the first window and paid and then at the second window I asked the woman working there if I could take her picture.

She scowled, screamed, “Hell no!” and then shut the window and ran away. I shit you not! All she had to do was say, “No, thanks,” given me my stupid fucking Chicken McNuggets bag and I’d have been on my way. But now I’m sitting at the drive-through window with no one there. I’d have just driven away, but I already paid for the fucking things!

I started honking my horn and she came back to the closed window and motioned for me to leave. Unbelievable! I yelled back I had already paid and once again she ran away! And now I wasn’t even fucking holding my camera! Finally after other people in line were honking their horns a woman came to the window and said that I shouldn’t be taking photos of the workers. I told her I wasn’t and that I had just asked and finally she handed over my fucking McNugget bag, I told her to go fuck herself and I floored it out of there!

I’ll never return to that fucking place and I’ve never had a more rude experience in the six years of doing this blog! What a bunch of McMotherfuckers!

The Bags and Logos

Chick-fil-A clearly wins this segment of this MBIP chicken nugget battle. It’s brighter and much more imaginative. Plus fuck those rude assholes at McDonald’s. I just asked if I could take a photo, it’s not like I was pushing the camera in her face! I’m not fucking McLoving them at all. In fact my heart is filled with McHate at the moment!

The Chick-fil-A Nugget Unsauced

The Chick-fil-A nuggets look tasty. They’re lightly breaded and don’t have a specific shape to them. Plus the one I picked at random even looks like a chicken. Inside the chicken is juicy and tastes very good! I have to say that this is a rare moment of me enjoying food from a fast food chain place. And I’m not just saying this because those people from McDonald’s were totally rude assholes. But they really were!

I couldn’t tell you what this nugget tastes like with the Carrot Top sperm/pus sauce on it because thinking about Carrot Top’s sperm and the pus that came out of my leg was putting me on the verge of heaving the Chick-fil-A nugget I just ate and I know you don’t want to look at a picture of that, so we’ll just move along here!

McDonald’s Chicken McNugget

Here’s the McDonald’s McNuggets. They’re deep-fried and they taste like shit. They come with a tub of BBQ sauce, but you know what? Fuck the McNugget and double-fuck those rude assholes over at McDonald’s. I just asked to take a picture and you could’ve politely said no but you had to be a complete McAsshat and I’ll never spend another dime there again! Fuck you!

The Winner of the First and Last MBIP Chicken Nugget Battle Royale...

Chick-fil-A! Just take my advice and eat them unsauced. I don’t think anyone wants to eat infected sperm from Carrot Top!

Chicken Rating

Three Dixie Chickens—For fast food, these were pretty good! Also, fuck those rude assholes over at McDonald’s!