Well, I was "doodling" in Notepad, so to speak, and I figured because 90% of us are going to summer school, I'd thought I'd post it. I'll try to add more chapters, it's lame, cruddy, and funny, and you can quote me on this: I have never promised to finish it. You know how short my attention span is.

[The Boys are walking out of the school building]Butch: YES! WE'RE FREE! WE'RE FREE! GOODBYE, PRISION OF DEATH! Brick: I wouldn't be so happy if I were you.Butch: Why?Brick: You failed, remember? You have to go to summer school.Butch: ... oh, shut up. Go and ruin my moment.Boomer: He has a point, Butch. You were the only one out of us that failed!Butch: Why didn't you fail?! You're dumber than me!Brick: Yes, but the fact that he actually attempted to do his schoolwork -Butch: Oh, shut up. -----[Summer school]Mr. Teacher: Hello, all you deliquents. You are here because you simply lack the capacity to achieve anything in life. I'm Mr.Teacher, your unfortunate instructor.Butch: What's with the lame name?Kid 1: Yeah! It sounds like a generic alias that the author chose for you since he had no better names.Mr. Teacher: And how did you end up in here, little Mister Fourth-Wall Breaker?Kid 1: I failed math.Mr. Teacher: Oh yeah?Kid 1: 5 + 6 = Fish.Butch: I like you!Kid 1: The name's Nick. Butch: Sweet. I'm B-Nick: I know. Butch, right? You and your brothers have been making headlines.Mr. Teacher: EXCUSE ME FOR INTERUPPTING YOUR INTRODUCTION, but I believe we must start the day's lesson plan.Kid 2: THIS IS JUST LIKE SCHOOL!Mr. Teacher: Yes, Mike, this is why it's called summer -Kid 3: I SAY WE OVERTHROW TEACHER AND ESTABLISH A NEW WORLD ORDER!Mr. Teacher: JONATHAN! I SAY YOU SIT DOWN!Jonathan: Idiot.Mr. Teacher: Anyway, we need to do roll call so I can measure my suffering with how many of you are here. Let's see, Nick, Mike, Jonathan, and Butch are here. Amy?Amy: Here!Mr. Teacher: Vanessa?Vannessa: Here. Mr. Teacher: Shawnte?Shawnte: *doodling* Yup.Mr. Teacher: Jade?Jade: Umm-hmm.Mr. Teacher: Lee?Lee: Yes!Mr. Teacher: So everyone's here.Butch: Small class.Jonathan: Well, dur.Shawnte: *leans back admiring doodle* Summer schools are hardly ever crowded.Mr. Teacher: Now, you smelly and sweaty deliquents, it's time to begin.Everyone: [unenthusiastically] Yipee.

CHAP 2

[phone rings]Mr. Teacher: *answers* Hello? Ah... yes. I see. *hangs up* Lee, you're released.Lee: WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!! *runs out door*Mr. Teacher: For the rest of you... *evil laugh*Butch: *whispers to Jonathan* Are we gunna die?Jonathan: O.. M... G! *stands up on desk.. again* WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!!!!!!!Mr. Teacher: JONATHAN! BACK IN YOUR SEAT!Jonthan: BUT IM GUNNA DIE!!! I NEED TO LIVE OUT MY LIFE! I NEVER DID THE THINGS I WANTED TO! WERE ALL GUNNA DIEEEE!!!Nick: *headpalm*Mike: What if he's right?!?!? Jade: Mikey...Mike: *jumps on Jonathan's desk and clings to him*Jonathan & Mike: WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!Mr. Teacher: *evil glare**Boys return to their seats*Mr. Teacher: We show now start our lesson plan. *points to blackboard with pointer* Now as you see, when we mulitiply 100 byany number, we only have to add two zeros to the end of the other number. As simple as that is, I'm pretty sure one of youlittle twits will have a idiotic question. Shawnte: *raises hand*Mr. Teacher: Yes, Shawnte?Shawnte: You spelled "Multiply" wrong.Mr. Teacher: ENOUGH FOURTH WALL BREAKING!Jade: Techincally there is an exception to that rule. When you multiply by a negitive, you must add a negitive sign as well.Mr. Teacher: Well, Miss Smarty Pants, it looks like I'm done teaching.Kids: SWEET!Mr. Teacher: AND MY REIGN OF EVIL HAS JUST BEGUN!Kids: *all cling together in a huddled ball* WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIEEEEEE!!!Butch: Wait... I have superpowers. I can just beat the crud outta this dude.Mr. Teacher: Aaah, very creative of you. However.... *transforms*

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Number of posts : 897Age : 24Location : TownsvilleJob/hobbies : ArtistHumor : I loves me a good burger! Does anyone know what goes good with burgers?Mood : DisturbingSpouse : Dizzy [Crud, she is HOT!]Children : Diza [Amazing the angel is my offspring, isn't it?]Favorite Color : Dark blue mostly, but I like any dark colorFavorite Band/Singer : Demon Hunter & Maylene and the Sons of DisasterBest Friends : Besides my girlfriend/wife/whatever and my sister and brother, and my mom, and my dad... well... let's face it. The whole frickin' Dislonia family are my best friends.Favorite Song: : All-Time: Dry the River by Maylene
Current: Turn Your Back and Run - Demon HunterNotepad : Blue's Advice:
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Number of posts : 897Age : 24Location : TownsvilleJob/hobbies : ArtistHumor : I loves me a good burger! Does anyone know what goes good with burgers?Mood : DisturbingSpouse : Dizzy [Crud, she is HOT!]Children : Diza [Amazing the angel is my offspring, isn't it?]Favorite Color : Dark blue mostly, but I like any dark colorFavorite Band/Singer : Demon Hunter & Maylene and the Sons of DisasterBest Friends : Besides my girlfriend/wife/whatever and my sister and brother, and my mom, and my dad... well... let's face it. The whole frickin' Dislonia family are my best friends.Favorite Song: : All-Time: Dry the River by Maylene
Current: Turn Your Back and Run - Demon HunterNotepad : Blue's Advice:
Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it on how fast the pages shred.

Number of posts : 897Age : 24Location : TownsvilleJob/hobbies : ArtistHumor : I loves me a good burger! Does anyone know what goes good with burgers?Mood : DisturbingSpouse : Dizzy [Crud, she is HOT!]Children : Diza [Amazing the angel is my offspring, isn't it?]Favorite Color : Dark blue mostly, but I like any dark colorFavorite Band/Singer : Demon Hunter & Maylene and the Sons of DisasterBest Friends : Besides my girlfriend/wife/whatever and my sister and brother, and my mom, and my dad... well... let's face it. The whole frickin' Dislonia family are my best friends.Favorite Song: : All-Time: Dry the River by Maylene
Current: Turn Your Back and Run - Demon HunterNotepad : Blue's Advice:
Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it on how fast the pages shred.

Number of posts : 897Age : 24Location : TownsvilleJob/hobbies : ArtistHumor : I loves me a good burger! Does anyone know what goes good with burgers?Mood : DisturbingSpouse : Dizzy [Crud, she is HOT!]Children : Diza [Amazing the angel is my offspring, isn't it?]Favorite Color : Dark blue mostly, but I like any dark colorFavorite Band/Singer : Demon Hunter & Maylene and the Sons of DisasterBest Friends : Besides my girlfriend/wife/whatever and my sister and brother, and my mom, and my dad... well... let's face it. The whole frickin' Dislonia family are my best friends.Favorite Song: : All-Time: Dry the River by Maylene
Current: Turn Your Back and Run - Demon HunterNotepad : Blue's Advice:
Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it on how fast the pages shred.

I shall... after Butch gets done killing him for flirting with Buttercup. OH! You meant Ace_Archer... XDD What name should I use?

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Number of posts : 897Age : 24Location : TownsvilleJob/hobbies : ArtistHumor : I loves me a good burger! Does anyone know what goes good with burgers?Mood : DisturbingSpouse : Dizzy [Crud, she is HOT!]Children : Diza [Amazing the angel is my offspring, isn't it?]Favorite Color : Dark blue mostly, but I like any dark colorFavorite Band/Singer : Demon Hunter & Maylene and the Sons of DisasterBest Friends : Besides my girlfriend/wife/whatever and my sister and brother, and my mom, and my dad... well... let's face it. The whole frickin' Dislonia family are my best friends.Favorite Song: : All-Time: Dry the River by Maylene
Current: Turn Your Back and Run - Demon HunterNotepad : Blue's Advice:
Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it on how fast the pages shred.

Number of posts : 897Age : 24Location : TownsvilleJob/hobbies : ArtistHumor : I loves me a good burger! Does anyone know what goes good with burgers?Mood : DisturbingSpouse : Dizzy [Crud, she is HOT!]Children : Diza [Amazing the angel is my offspring, isn't it?]Favorite Color : Dark blue mostly, but I like any dark colorFavorite Band/Singer : Demon Hunter & Maylene and the Sons of DisasterBest Friends : Besides my girlfriend/wife/whatever and my sister and brother, and my mom, and my dad... well... let's face it. The whole frickin' Dislonia family are my best friends.Favorite Song: : All-Time: Dry the River by Maylene
Current: Turn Your Back and Run - Demon HunterNotepad : Blue's Advice:
Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it on how fast the pages shred.

Oh! *headpalm*And Bit, I wasn't planning on adding the PPG... except for the lovely ladies already in, I was trying to keep it guys-only XD

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Number of posts : 897Age : 24Location : TownsvilleJob/hobbies : ArtistHumor : I loves me a good burger! Does anyone know what goes good with burgers?Mood : DisturbingSpouse : Dizzy [Crud, she is HOT!]Children : Diza [Amazing the angel is my offspring, isn't it?]Favorite Color : Dark blue mostly, but I like any dark colorFavorite Band/Singer : Demon Hunter & Maylene and the Sons of DisasterBest Friends : Besides my girlfriend/wife/whatever and my sister and brother, and my mom, and my dad... well... let's face it. The whole frickin' Dislonia family are my best friends.Favorite Song: : All-Time: Dry the River by Maylene
Current: Turn Your Back and Run - Demon HunterNotepad : Blue's Advice:
Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it on how fast the pages shred.