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Hey Jihadis

So sorry this is not the site you were probably looking for. I have analytic software which lists who visits here by what search terms are used.

Still, make yourself at home. Please take a load off, provided it does not go boom. I find you guys somewhat distasteful, but I'll give you a pat on the back (if you are not wearing one of those special vests) for your equality in suicide operations.

It is refreshing to see that in this one action, you actually allow females to participate. How very early 20th century of you all. . .

Tag: naval officers

One of my fellow naval officers at work owns a Maine Coon. They are enormous cats, more bob than puddy. I’ve seen some up to thirty-five pounds. My shipmate has pictures on his desk of the monster and I could not help but remark about ’em.

I marveled (to myself) how wonderful it was that two red-blooded American males could discuss felines so openly. Fifty years ago, we would have been ostracized. We’ve come a long way as a nation and a Navy. FYI, here is a Maine Coon in all its glory:

Have you heard of Roku, Hex, or Chimero? Me neither. But since I am a monkey blogger, I needed to share this late breaking story with you. These three monkeys have cells from 6 different donor monkeys.

Roku and Hex

Why was this experiment carried out? And who was its target audience? It was undertaken expressly for naval officers. The monkeys are trained at blogging so naval officers can be at work longer on your dime. And then you, the audience, get more blogposts. The facts:

US researchers said Thursday they have created the world’s first mixed-embryo monkeys by merging cells from up to six different embryos, in what could be a big advance for medical research.

Until now, rodents have been the primary creatures used to make chimeras, a lab animal produced by combining two or more fertilized eggs or early embryos together. . .

The experiment produced three healthy male rhesus monkeys they named Roku, Hex and Chimero, with gene traits from all of the separate embryos used to meld them.

I lied about not knowing who Hex, Roku, and Chimero were. See, this is your blogger:

Chimero the Blogger

In other words, I have taken over this blog. And I am taking requests.

Sincerely, Chimero

PS I have a great Bananas Foster recipe I want to share with you all. I hope you like bananas. If not, no problem. More for moi. . .