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"Are we to go on record, sir, with our assertion that the 'pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers' are, in point of fact', magically delicious?"
- Walter Hollarhan before the House Subcommittee on Integrity in Advertising - May, 1974

My most fond memory is a nagging yet building sensation of intolerable itchiness. That, followed by a rash, then hives and swollen lymph glands. My armpits looked like chewed up fleshy mounds with pubic hair highlights.

I distinctly remember trying desperately to locate and scratch several nether regions on my body. No success whatsoever. What a lovely evening it was. I shall never forget.