How Hard Should I Party at the Office Holiday Shindig?

I was actually going to write more but I realized reading this (via AdAge) how easily inverted his bullet points were and how easily it can be made to express how you actually feel at your office holiday party, especially if you're five drinks deep. Of course this doesn't happen to me anymore because my office parties have no booze (and hence no me) but from my old job, I remember the days. And the mornings after too.