Title: No Place Like Home
Author: Barbara D. (mmalone73@hotmail.com)
Summary: Life often resembles a game, doesn't it?
Keywords: S, A, MSR
Rating: PG-13
Timeline: Splits off after Amor Fati
Spoilers: The whole show up to AF
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Disclaimer: The X-Files and all ancillary materials pertaining thereto
belong to Chris Carter, 1013 Productions, 20th Century Fox, and whoever
owns them. No copyright infringement is intended and no profit is being
made.
Author's Notes: At the end
***
December 12, 1999
"Snake eyes." Mulder stared down at the board. "You know, the last roll
was a three, and two and three are five, so how about I--"
"No." Scully shot him a satisfied look from her position across the
coffee table and took a healthy swallow of her Corona. "Five, Mulder.
All on one throw, or you can't start. Those are the rules." She rolled
the dice and moved two more blue pawns up the board, leaving Mulder's
green markers sitting alone and forlorn at the start.
"Come on, Scully, rules are made to be bro--" He paused at her
implacable look. "Sorry. Forgot who I was talking to." He picked up his
own beer, draining the dregs and chewing on lime pulp. His look
reflected the sour taste.
She uncrossed her legs and stood. "Do you want another one?"
"Yeah." He shoved his empty bottle across the table and picked up the
dice cup. "And this is the last time I let you bring the beer."
"Did anyone ever tell you that you were a poor loser, Mulder?"
The vigor with which he shook the dice made the leather couch squeak.
"No, I think everyone pretty much agrees that I'm an excellent loser."
He threw the dice and swore as two white dots stared back at him through
red plastic eyes.
She arched an eyebrow at him. "You're in danger of damaging your
reputation."
Leaning over the table, she rolled the dice and continued her advance up
the board before turning to pad out to the kitchen, sliding a little in
her warm socks. From the earliest days of their partnership, she had
kept a key to this apartment on the ring next to her own, though that
didn't mean she ever felt at home here. But over the last six weeks they
had started a new tradition: meet for dinner Sunday night, discuss the
following week's possible cases, return to Mulder's for an enjoyable
evening. Of Parcheesi. She was surprised to find that the game was good
practice for plotting strategy, and was considering suggesting it to
Skinner as a training exercise. Anonymously, of course.
A triumphant call came from the living room. "Five."
"That's a little convenient, isn't it?" she called back, slicing two
more wedges off the eviscerated lime sitting on the cutting board.
"Maybe your hex doesn't work from way out in the kitchen."
She walked back into the living room to find him leaning back on the
couch, hands behind his head, wearing a satisfied smile. "Maybe we
should test that theory, Mulder." She set the beers down and settled
herself back on the cushion on the floor. "That way I can add beating
you long distance to all the other ways I've beaten you at this game."
She rolled the dice and moved one of her pawns ten spaces down the
board, leaving the others in a shoulder-to-shoulder array.
Mulder's smile faded as he eyed her blockade. He rolled the dice, then
cracked open a sunflower seed. "When did you get so tough, Scully?" He
moved his pawns into a safety zone to protect them from getting knocked
back to the start.
Scully rolled the dice. "I think I was five the last time Bill told me a
girl can't be the cowboy, or even one of the Indians, and to go play
with my dolls. That was right before I snuck up behind Geoff Campbell
and scalped him. Bill let me play whenever I wanted to, after that. He
couldn't stand Geoff Campbell."
"Why do I think your brother hopes you see a little Geoff Campbell in
me?"
"Mulder," she laughed, "if I ever went easy on you, would you still
respect me?"
He pulled at his lower lip while giving her a long, considering look.
"If I said 'Yes,' you still wouldn't do it, would you?" He dropped his
gaze to the board and moved his pawns forward cautiously.
Controlling an impulse to jump at the sudden pop and hiss from the
fireplace behind her, Scully turned to observe the rosy glow reflecting
off the bricks of the hearth, then turned back to study the board. His
early moves were so dissimilar to his usual attacking style that her
suspicions were aroused. On the strength of her next roll, she sent two
of her pawns to a safety zone to keep them out of Mulder's path.
"Gotcha." Mulder leaped forward to roll the dice, and was rewarded with
a twelve. Two of his pawns slipped past Scully's defenses, while two
stayed behind to kick her stragglers backward.
"No you don't," Scully muttered several moves later, her front runner
making an end run around Mulder's aggressors, slipping through another
safety zone, and landing squarely on the path to home.
"Watch it, Scully. That corner is where blue pawns go to die."
"I'm a doctor, Mulder. I can do pawn CPR."
The atmosphere in the cozy living room took on a familiar intensity, the
quiet broken only by the sounds of the rattling dice, the soft crackle
from the fire, and an occasional muttered comment.
"What are you doing, Mulder, trying to put a spell on the board?"
"I'm weighing my options."
"Most people would've had them weighed, postmarked, and delivered by
now."
"Can we have some quiet during my turn, please?"
Eventually one green and three blue pawns rested safe at home, with
their compatriots ranged against each other just out of reach of their
goal.
"How's she going to get home?" Mulder taunted softly. He settled back on
the couch, blowing in tuneless rhythm across the top of his empty beer
bottle. She ignored his challenging look and studied the position of her
sole blue pawn, blocked by his menacing green army.
Scully shook the dice cup. "It all depends on the roll of the dice."
"Depends on what you do with it." With an abrupt movement, he got up and
walked to the fireplace. He picked up a poker and stirred the embers,
sending a shower of sparks crackling up the chimney, and a wave of heat
into the room. "Nice fire, huh?"
She turned and caught his smile, took in his relaxed posture as he
leaned back against the brick facade, arms nonchalantly crossed. She
blinked, then turned and, with a deliberate movement, tossed the dice
onto the table. "Nice, but it's making me sleepy."
Mulder flopped back down on the couch. "Already formulating your
excuse?"
"Someone with a strategy doesn't need an excuse," was her calm response.
She moved her pawn from danger to a safety zone.
He surveyed the board and mouthed, "Shit," before taking the dice from
her with some reluctance.
"How is he going to keep her from getting home?" Scully echoed Mulder's
earlier tone. She leaned back on her hands and stretched her legs out in
front of her.
"No matter what you roll," she continued, as he looked up from the
board, "you have to move. And the minute you move, I'm going to blow
right by you and show you the way home." The growing smile on his face
made her sit back up and tug at her sweater.
"You could show me the way to hell, Scully, and I'd probably follow."
She sat pinned in place for a moment, then reached forward and tapped
his fist. "Roll the dice, Mulder."
The game ended in predictable and amicable fashion, with Scully's four
pawns safely home. Mulder stood and gathered the empty beer bottles.
"Another?" He raised the bottles and gestured toward the board.
"No, we've got work tomorrow and I've got a long drive." Scully made a
beeline for the bathroom, leaving Mulder to putter through his usual
post-game, Sunday night routine, rinsing the beer bottles for recycling,
packing up the game.
She came out to the living room to find him staring at the embers of the
fire. "Night, Mulder," she called, shrugging into her coat.
He started, then turned to walk toward her. "Next week?" he asked,
leaning down to kiss her cheek, another new tradition.
"Glutton for punishment, aren't you?" she said, as he opened the door.
"I'm lulling you into a false sense of security. You have no idea what
I've got in mind for you."
She ducked under his arm, and repeated, "Night, Mulder," as the door
shut behind her.
She was five determined strides down the hallway before she reached into
her coat pocket, flipped open her phone, and punched a sequence of
numbers.
"Fung," said a disembodied voice.
"Damn it, where did the fireplace come from?" She gave the elevator
button an exasperated smack.
"Sor-- Uh, sorry, Dr. Scully, it's the Y2K glitch again. It just, um,
the fireplace just popped out-- out of your apartment simulation,
actually, and into his. We're working on it but we--"
"Your job description does not include utter incompetence, and mine
should not include having to clean up after you," she snapped. "Now the
entire evening will have to be wiped, and you know how much I dislike
doing that."
There was a short strangled noise from the other end of the line, then
silence.
In her frostiest voice she said, "I can see that you do."
***
December 19, 1999
Scully swept scattered shells to the side of the coffee table in order
to roll the dice. Another Sunday, another Parcheesi game. Another chance
to hone her strategic planning skills. She peered at the label on her
beer. What the hell was bitter ale, anyway? "I'm going to start doing
some commodities trading," she said.
"Cocoa beans?"
"Sunflower seeds. Guaranteed income." She flicked the last shell out of
her way, rolled the dice, and grimaced at the double three. One off what
she needed to start. "Why cocoa beans?"
He observed her solemnly as he rattled the dice, then grinned as he
threw a two and a three. "Well you know, Scully, some people have to
feed their addictions constantly." He collected the dice for his next
throw, and his voice took on a teasing quality. "But some people have
addictions... let's say, periodically...."
Mildly shocked that he would venture into such intimate territory, she
sent him a warning look, which he met with a faint, fond smile.
"Anyway," he continued, "someone who knew when that addiction was going
to peak could make a killing in cocoa beans." He began moving a green
pawn up the board.
"Better than killing for cocoa beans," she muttered. She shook her head
at him as she picked up the dice. "Maybe I'll just stick to something
boring, like government bonds. Or trustworthy, like Microsoft." She
pulled her sweater close to her body and flicked her eyes to the window,
where the street lights glinted off softly falling snow.
"Are you cold?" Mulder jumped up to fiddle with the thermostat.
"No, just still a little damp." She smiled to herself, remembering his
running commentary on the walk back from the restaurant, as the texture
and density of each drift they encountered was analyzed as a potential
source for the perfect snowball. Listening to his footsteps recede into
the kitchen, she glanced back at the window.
As her eyes traveled across the room, they fastened with horror on
Frohike, sitting where the fish tank usually rested. He was tapping away
on a lap top computer. Without taking his eyes from the screen, he
grinned and sent her a little wave.
"I wish this place had a fireplace like yours does," Mulder called, his
voice muffled as he rummaged in the kitchen.
She sat frozen with the dice cup suspended over the table, then upended
it and let the dice drop. "Five," she choked out. She gauged the
distance to her coat, hanging on the rack by the door, its right pocket
sagging from the weight of her phone. Before she could decide what to
do, something landed on the table next to the board, making her jump.
Mulder laid a gentle hand on her shoulder, then moved around the table
to the couch. "I saw some empty bags in the trash in the office this
week."
She slid her eyes to the left, then straightened her back forcibly to
keep from sagging with relief. Frohike was gone, replaced by the
blue-green tank full of bright orange fish. Her eyes shifted back to
Mulder's offering. Not knowing what to say, she poked at the bag of M&Ms
as if it might blow up in her face. In fact, she thought, it just might.
"Thanks," she managed, as she dragged the bag toward her and, after some
hesitation, removed a corner with surgical precision.
"The bags in the office trash were practically ripped in half."
"Just play, Mulder." She had the rueful impression that the color of the
solitary red M&M she squeezed out of the bag was probably reflected in
her face.
The game proceeded in inverse style to that of the previous Sunday.
Mulder drove recklessly ahead, and even her well planned blockades
weren't enough to keep him from sweeping forward.
"Do you want some water?" Mulder asked, as she sat scowling at their
pawns and the distance between them. "Or tea?"
She looked up in surprise.
He gestured to her almost full bottle. "I shouldn't have bought the
Fuller's, but I wanted to see if you'd try it. You drink coffee and
juice during the day, but tea and water at night, if you're not drinking
that weak stuff you call beer." At her continued startled look, he added
softly, "Sometimes you eat M&M's."
"Tea," she said.
As he got up, she said cautiously, "Notice anything else?"
He brushed her shoulder with his hand again as he moved past her, then
paused to tuck the strand of hair that had fallen over her cheek behind
her ear. "Yeah. I've been paying attention for a long time."
He wandered back into the living room after more clanging around in the
kitchen, while she sat rearranging the sunflower seeds surrounding the
last surviving M&M. A blue one. He walked over to feed the fish. "So I'm
assuming I have a complete list."
She watched the fish flash to the surface of the water. "List?"
"Of provisions. For the coming apocalypse."
No, no, she thought. No Mulder, Not now.
"What apocalypse?" she asked, with a forced laugh.
"You know, the end of the millennium." He turned to face her, backlit by
the tank, but she could hear the laugh in his voice. "The end of the
world as we know it."
"Thank you, but you know the millennium doesn't end till next year." Her
response automatic as she scrambled to gather her wits. This was such a
bad idea, but if it was how he wanted to play the game tonight, she
would deal with it. "You don't believe that, do you? The whole Y2K
disaster scenario?"
"Is this the part where I get to say 'Y2K the hell not?' You never know,
Scully. It's good be prepared."
"I am prepared." Her voice was now serene. "I've been prepared for a
long time. In fact, I can't wait for this century to be over with, so we
can get on to the next one."
"You see it as a chance to start over?" Mulder was walking toward her,
eyes lit with curiosity and something warmer.
"I do."
Still advancing, his smile now the most dangerous thing she had ever
seen, he said in a low voice, "And just what part of your life would you
change first, Scully?"
As he closed within two feet of her, the whistle from the tea kettle
snapped them both to attention. He veered around her, and she turned
slowly back to the table. "Do I need to tell you what to put in the
tea?" she called, picking up the dice and easing them gently into the
cup.
"What do you think?"
She popped the blue M&M into her mouth and sucked on it, savoring the
sweetness that preceded that tenuous moment when the thin coating
cracked and gave way, revealing the dark secret inside. "I think I'm
going to win this game," she said, rattling the dice.
He placed a mug on the table next to her elbow as she moved two of her
pawns up the board. "I think I'm going to enjoy watching you try."
She flashed him a chocolate-fueled smile through the steam rising from
her tea mug. "Do I get to make a contribution to the provision list?"
He threw the dice and started his pawns on the last leg of their journey
home. "Give it your best shot," he invited.
As she started to reply, he interrupted her by tugging at her free hand
and turning it palm upward. He dropped the dice into it, brushing her
fingers with his as he pulled his hand back. "After all, sometimes I
feel like you know me better than I know myself, Scully. I think you
know what I want at the top of my provision list." He closed her hand
into a fist and squeezed lightly. "And it isn't sunflower seeds."
She fought the impulse to close her eyes and guard her soul. "There goes
my fortune."
"Not true." He smiled at her as she tugged her hand away and threw the
dice. His voice dropped in tone and volume, turned intimate. "You hold
the majority interest in the most precious commodity I know, Scully.
Your fortune is a sure thing."
She tamped down the mixture of exhilaration and fear that this
conversation was stirring in her, but let her annoyance at losing the
game show. That was safe. "I think you must have put something in the
M&Ms," she said, surveying the board. "That's the only possible way you
could be beating me this badly."
"I was beating you bad a long time before I gave you the M&Ms," came his
sweet reminder. "You should have tried the bitter. Drink of champions."
While she rolled her eyes, he rolled the dice and brought his last pawn
home, leaving all four of hers out in the cold.
Wincing, she stood and stretched, working the kinks out of her back and
shoulders. She shouldn't be this tense. Or at least, she shouldn't
appear so.
Mulder's next words stopped her mid-stretch. "So. Stay? Or go?"
She sent him a sharp glance. He was also standing, seeming relaxed
except for the white knuckles of his left hand gripping the four blue
pawns. His face was blank, his eyes watchful, locked with hers.
"I'll--" She glanced out the window. "I'm going to go. It'll be okay,
Mulder. It's stopped snowing." As she passed him, her hand brushed his
tightly clenched fist. She heard the pawns drop, one by one, into their
box as she closed the bathroom door.
Scully walked back into the living room, winced at the sound of beer
bottles crashing into the recycling bin in the kitchen, and retrieved
her coat.
"Don't forget you're driving into DC, the city that panics as soon as
the second snowflake sticks." Mulder came up behind her and reached over
her shoulder to take her coat and hold it out.
"I'll be fine." She slipped her arms in the sleeves, then turned to face
him, resisting the urge to back up a step as he leaned toward her.
He dropped his voice to a whisper. "Just in case you're not..." She
recoiled as his hand plunged into the pocket of her coat and pulled out
her phone, dangling it between them. "You can always use this."
She snatched the phone from his hand and turned her head. The kiss he
aimed at her lips landed with some force on her burning cheek. As he
moved away, she reached up and pulled his head back down. Her lips
brushed their intended target, the soft spot below his ear. "Next week,"
she whispered, "I'll win."
She turned and walked rapidly through the door he pulled open for her,
waving over her shoulder in response to his flat, "'Night, Scully."
It was no surprise that the phone in her pocket rang as soon as she
stepped into the elevator.
"Scully."
"You know what happens when things start to get too personal, don't you,
Dr. Scully?"
"Don't even think about it," she fired back. "You know what happens when
you try to cut me out of the loop, and by now, you should know better
than to try."
"Threats, Dr. Scully? From one who knows the consequences? From one who
helped design some of the consequences? I'd think you'd be more
careful."
"I don't deal in threats, just facts," she retorted, gratified that the
fear pressing on her chest left no imprint on her voice. "And the fact
is, you simply have to deal with him when he's like this. You can't
separate this part of him from the part that's useful to you. You tried
that before and failed, remember?"
"Ah yes," said the silky voice, "Before you arrived and showed us the
right way to get the most use out of him."
She hung her head momentarily, then swallowed the instant, painful lump
in her throat. "All the more reason why you should leave this to me,"
she snarled, then took strength from going back on the offensive. "And
when are you going to get that damned Y2K glitch fixed? Do you think he
doesn't notice that stuff? He didn't see it this time, but Frohike
sitting in the corner isn't exactly a small oversight, like giving him a
fireplace or leaving the fish out of the tank."
"We'll do our part, Dr. Scully, and you will do yours." The voice of her
nemesis betrayed neither anger nor insult, just the implacable certitude
she had come to loathe. "Your objections will be noted, of course, but
we think it's time to go in a different direction. Things are getting a
little too cozy in Mr. Mulder's apartment on Sunday evenings."
Scully watched the elevator doors slide open, revealing the cold,
sterile hallway leading to her office and laboratories. She walked
slowly toward her assistant, who was holding her lab coat. He traded it
for her purse and topcoat, and pushed open the door to the anteroom of
the conditioning lab.
"We transferred him from the apartment simulation. He's been given the
first drug." The assistant regarded her warily, then shoved a small
circle of gold into her hand. "You're supposed to put this on him." He
hurried away.
She slipped on her lab coat and pushed open the heavy, self-sealing
inner door. The emotions roiling through her were imperceptible, she
knew, to the invisible, watchful eyes positioned across the room. She
observed Mulder's chest rise and fall as he lay on the gurney placed
under a bright bank of lights. With a gentle touch, she pressed her
fingers to his wrist to take his pulse, then slipped the gold band on
his finger. He turned his head toward her.
His pupils were dilated, his expression blank. Until he winked at her.
***
December 26, 1999
"Hi," Mulder said, as he opened the apartment door. "I set everything
up. Did you get what you needed?"
"Yes," she replied. "It's so much easier to shop here than in
Georgetown." She dropped the flimsy plastic bag next to the coffee
table, and turned to hand him her coat.
"Here I was hoping you came up here to entertain me, not just for the
shopping." He hung up her coat, then sat on the couch and pushed his
hair back with his left hand, a nervous gesture that emphasized the
gleaming gold band on his ring finger.
She paused in the act of settling onto her cushion, already in its place
before the coffee table. "To entertain you, Mulder?"
"What are partners for?" His grin was a little too manic for her taste.
"Hopefully they're for teaching you a little humility, by way of beating
you senseless." She settled onto her cushion. "At Parcheesi," she added,
noting the grin had gotten wider.
"Well, that can be entertaining too. How was your Christmas?"
She took a sip from the steaming mug of tea that was waiting for her.
"It was nice to be together. Bill sends his... regards."
"I think I'd rather have fruitcake."
Her first roll of the dice produced a five. "I start." She rolled again
and moved her pawns up the board.
"Okay." He got a five on the first roll. "I'm right behind you."
She changed her tactics from the week before, moving half her pawns
forward, leaving half in the first safety zone.
He surprised her by following suit. "This is an interesting strategy,
Scully. Are we covering our bets?"
"Protecting our assets."
"This reminds me of the D.C. version of 'Damned if you do, damned if you
don't.' " At her inquiring look, he elaborated. "Shot if you run,
stabbed if you stand still."
"I've got to make sure the ones left behind have some security, that's
all."
"You can't help looking out for everybody, can you Scully?"
Focusing on the board, she said, "It's just practicality. The ones
bringing up the rear can also watch your back." She sent him a defiant
look from beneath her lashes.
His smile glowed through his eyes, though never reached his lips. He
gave her a small nod, then turned back to the game.
They played each other evenly, their pawns racing neck and neck across
the board. Scully kept her eyes trained on the game, rehearsing her
moves in her head, and doing her best to ignore Mulder's fidgeting. The
incessant cracking of sunflower seeds soon gave way to the inevitable
Concerto for Empty Beer Bottle.
"Mulder, settle down. We'll be done soon." She made a determined effort
to soften her sharp tone. "Have a little patience."
He gave her a steady look. "I'm the most patient man you know, Scully."
She acknowledged his statement with an stiff nod.
He set the bottle down, then gave his hair another impatient push off
his forehead. The conditioning staff had never determined why this
gesture always accompanied the introduction of the ring. "Hey, Scully,
thanks for keeping me company while she's out of town."
The look of apology on his face tore at her heart. "What are partners
for?" She kept her voice light, while examining the board. "You know, I
think we've taken this game as far as it will go."
He looked down at the board, then back at her and nodded. "Do you want
more tea?" At her sign of assent, he got up and headed for the kitchen,
stumbling slightly over the plastic bag lying next to her. A small can
of hair spray and a pack of cigarettes tumbled out onto the floor. "Hey,
Scully," he laughed, swooping down to pick up the cigarettes, "am I
going to be finding these in the office trash every four weeks too?" He
placed the pack on the table and continued out to the kitchen.
Reaching into the bag for a cigarette lighter, she called back to him,
"No, this is a once in a lifetime buy." She stood up and grabbed the can
of hair spray, thumbing off the top. While walking steadily toward the
window, she flicked open the lighter and held it out in front of her,
then took aim. An arc of flame burst toward the window, which sparked
and dissolved, revealing a startled technician sitting at a control
booth.
The next flame hit the front of the booth, and the technician shrieked
and jumped out of the way, then showed no qualms about leaving his post.
As Scully continued her assault on the elaborate equipment in the hidden
room, it began to produce arcs of electricity and sparks of flame
itself. The walls of the apartment faded, then resolved into first, the
large conference room in Skinner's office, then her own kitchen. These
familiar settings were soon replaced by a barren room with a door in
each wall.
She turned to find Mulder standing behind her, eyes alight with
exhilaration. He was holding two large backpacks. "Nice shooting,
partner."
"Let's go, Mulder," she said, dropping her makeshift flame thrower and
taking one of the backpacks from him. "I got to as many of them as I
could before I came up here, but a few will still be wide awake and
dangerous."
"If I was one of them, I'd be worried about my scalp."
***
"Is this it?"
"Yes, we should be right by the river. Give me a boost."
"You brought me along just for muscle, didn't you, Scully?" Mulder's
voice was giddy in the dusty darkness of the service tunnel.
"No, that's not the only reason." Scully stepped into his laced fingers,
feeling for his shoulder. She reached up to push open the grate above
their heads. Pulling herself through, she muttered to herself, "It's
just one of many."
She dodged the first backpack that came flying up after her, then
managed to catch the second. Mulder's head appeared, his smile
reflecting the light from the street lamps. "You'll have to run down
that list for me, sometime." He hauled himself out, then let the grate
drop with a clang.
Scully handed him one of the backpacks, and they stood for a moment, the
condensation clouds from each breath mingling in the cold night air.
"Halfway home, Scully," Mulder whispered, leaning toward her.
A muffled ring from Scully's backpack made them jump apart. "Here it
comes." Scully took a breath to clear her head, pulled out the phone and
flipped it open. "Scully." She heard to the line crackle, then give way
to the sounds of screeching alarms and voices raised in anger and
frustration.
The voice of her nemesis, when it came on the line, was indignant over
the static. "What exactly do you think you're going to accomplish with
this little demonstration, Dr. Scully?"
"Freedom," she answered, holding Mulder's gaze. "For him. And for me."
"You must know that we'll find you."
"You can try," she said, "but we've been planning this for a long time.
Why don't you resign yourself to losing gracefully? You've certainly
lost us."
"Us? We? You're giving Mr. Mulder a lot of credit aren't you? He is your
pawn as much as you are ours, after all."
"Wrong." She smiled at Mulder. "I stopped treating him years ago, and
you never knew. Then after all this time, you thought you could send us
back to the beginning by re-designing the marriage ploy, but you never
realized how far we had come, did you?" She felt emotion course through
her, built up over years of keeping it all in check. "It's over, sir."
The sneer in her voice was music to her own ears, and by the look on his
face, to Mulder's as well. "Between the Y2K bugs in your systems and the
reporters we've set on your trail, you're history." Her voice shook with
released passion. "Your days of running pawns across the board are over,
you son of a bitch." She took a firm grip on the phone, then flung it
into the river.
She let out a little "umpf" of surprise as she was engulfed in Mulder's
arms. "You make righteous indignation so sexy, Scully."
Allowing herself a moment's indulgence, she stroked his hair. "Mulder,"
she whispered, "let me go. We have one more thing to do."
He released her, a broad smile lighting his face.
"I'm sorry," she said, reaching into one of the backpacks and pulling
out alcohol swabs and two sterile packs. "We don't have time for a
local."
His smile faded and he bit his lip, eyes fastened on the wrapped
instruments. "That's okay." He turned his back to her and loosened the
collar of his Henley, exposing the back of his neck. She shut her eyes,
stunned by an overwhelming sense of deja vu, then opened them and got to
work. She snapped open one pack and set about the short, bloody business
of removing the small chip from the base of his neck. He never flinched,
and was even smiling when he turned to face her after the chip was
safely clutched in her hand. "Soft touch, Scully. No wonder your
patients ever complain."
"The dead rarely do," she retorted. "and drugs took care of the rest."
She bit her lip, keeping an apology in check. There would be time for
that later. "My turn, Mulder." She held out the second pack.
His face fell. "I don't think this is a good idea."
"Mulder, you know this has to be done." At his hesitant look, she
reached up and caressed his cheek, then turned and bared her neck to
him. "I trust you," she said.
She felt his breath ruffle her hair, then flinched as the alcohol left a
frigid trail across her neck. The memories of building faith in each
other, in creating a bond that had started from a diabolical lie, rushed
through her, and she felt a momentary shiver of fear. It had been many
years since she had participated in the lie, helped manipulate his
brilliant mind to do the work that her so-called superiors demanded of
him. But she had done it, once. She knew Mulder loved and trusted her
now, and that once given, his trust was unshakable. It was one of the
fundamental things about him that the early conditioning never changed.
Still, she was unused to being in such a vulnerable position. She had
set him free, and was standing before him, neck bared, while he stood
with the sharp scalpel in his hand. Then his gentle touch sent a wave of
reassurance through her. Of course, she thought, she did trust him. He
would not hurt her.
"Scully." The pain in his voice was the only warning she got.
She felt the sharp sting of the scalpel, then the dull ache of the
probing forceps. "Sorry, sorry." She smiled through the pain as Mulder
dropped the scalpel and forceps and fumbled with the bandage. She felt
his head come down to rest against hers, his breath gusting with effort.
"Next time, I flame the bad guys and you do all the surgery."
"Deal." She turned to receive the bloody chip from him. Holding up the
His and Hers matching pieces of demonic technology, she said, "How many
times do you think I can make them skip?" The wry smile that chased the
misery from his eyes gratified her, and she turned to the river.
"Wait, Scully, I've got some baggage of my own to unload." Mulder pulled
the gold band from his finger, then held it up to catch the light.
"Ready?"
"Set," she agreed, turning back to the river.
"Go," they yelled in unison, then sent the small metal objects to a
watery grave. Their laughter echoed across the river basin as they
scooped up the backpacks and began to run.
***
December 31, 1999
A small covey of blue and green pawns clustered together, a few rolls of
the dice from home. Their positions were just visible in the faint
firelight that spilled out into the cozy room, glancing off rough hewn
beams and double-glazed windows. Scully's eyes took in the tableau
before her, then drifted shut again. She stuck her nose back under the
blanket and savored the warmth that enveloped her, generated not by the
dying fire but by the steady heart of the man curled around her. Her
eyes fluttered open and she licked her lips at the sight of the empty
champagne bottle resting on its side next to the travel-sized Parcheesi
board. She was too thirsty to sleep, but not thirsty enough to brave the
cold and fetch some water. She jumped as the hand resting on her waist
began to move again, trailing up her body to tuck her hair behind her
ear.
"You awake?" came his voice, and she tried to decide which part of him
she loved most -- the voice, the hand, the heart.
"I am now," she murmured, stretching in utter contentment, then curling
backward to take advantage of her own personal bed warmer. Or floor
warmer, she revised, shifting on the blanket covered Navaho rug. They
hadn't actually made it to the bed. She laughed, "Sorry I fell asleep,
Mulder. I think there was an interrogation going on, but I was having a
hard time concentrating."
"You seemed to like my interrogation technique."
"Which should have been your first clue that I had better things to do
with my mouth than answer questions."
His suddenly restless hand moved from her hair down her arm, then up her
back to softly stroke her nape. She felt his lips trace just behind his
fingers, over the healing wound. "Does it still hurt?"
"Physically?" she replied. "No."
"Are you sure there's no chance...?"
"It was a tracking and sim receiver implant, Mulder, just like yours. It
allowed us to maneuver through the simulations and let them keep track
of us when we were away from the facility. Nothing more. Those men gave
me cancer, like I told you, and they took it away as soon as I
cooperated and let them put the chip back."
"Why did you do it, Scully?"
She reached up to touch the cross at her throat, then gripped it until
the tiny points dug into her palm. "You'll have to be specific, Mulder,
I've done a lot of things."
She felt his chest expand on a deep breath, and tried to relax further
into his body as his hand came around her and cupped her breast. "Why
did you make love with me, just now?"
Trust Mulder to ask the question she was least expecting. She shut her
eyes. "It was the right thing to do."
His chest shook. "You're such a romantic." He moved his hand to her
waist and pulled her back toward him so she could feel his words vibrate
through his body into hers. "The right thing to do. That's what you said
when you told me what was going on, when I got back from New Mexico."
His voice turned harsh. "I was so angry with you for not going away with
me then. We could have avoided a lot of crap."
She ducked her head and tried to pull away from him, but he held tight.
"Mulder," she said, hating the tremble she heard in her voice, "we were
warned. Your father, my sister... they would have killed you too. I
always thought.... Every time you disappeared, I could never decide
whether to be terrified that I would never see you again, furious
because you left, or overjoyed because you figured a way out."
The soft touch of his lips on her neck contrasted with the strong hold
he kept on her body. "I couldn't leave you, Scully. But when Krycek got
out.... Sometimes I wondered if you wouldn't leave because you'd be out
in the cold, playing nursemaid to an imbecile. Especially after amateur
night in the surgery suite a couple months ago."
Her reply was sharp. "There's nothing wrong with you, Mulder, I made
sure of that." She paused, then decided to try to lighten the mood.
"You'll always be a pain in the ass, but there's nothing wrong with your
mind."
He wasn't deterred. "Maybe you just didn't want to go with me because I
am a pain in the ass."
"That's not it at all," she protested. "Mulder, you know me."
"Do I?"
She moved again, though instead of trying to get away, she turned in his
arms to face him. His eyes were dark and colorless in the faint light,
his brow carved in deep furrows. He didn't look angry, but rather as if
he'd stumbled on the most mysterious of puzzles, the kind his mind was
designed to solve. Her face, she knew, was in deep shadow, so she put
all the truth she possessed in her voice. "Mulder, when I started with
the organization, I was sure I was doing the right thing. Their work was
necessary, and I felt proud to be chosen to help them achieve their
goals. I was young and stupid then, and I thought the ends really did
justify the means. Then I met you...." She paused and swallowed audibly,
realizing with misery that the only effect left from consuming half a
bottle of champagne was this painful thirst.
With an abrupt movement, she pulled back, startling Mulder into
releasing her. As she stood, she wrapped one of the blankets around her,
then turned to prod the fire back to life. She paused by his side on her
way back to the small kitchen, hypnotized with fear and longing as the
newly strengthened firelight moved in shadows of blue and gold across
his smooth, muscled chest. He sat up, watching her, his posture relaxed,
expression still questioning. She picked up one of the blankets, and
draped it over his shoulders, then ran her fingers through his soft,
spiky hair. She could explain herself and her actions, she knew. He
would not leave her, would not even despise her for what she'd done, she
knew that too. But she wanted more than his understanding and his
loyalty, and wondered how weak it made her that his love and approval
were so important.
The firelight flashed across the ice in the tumblers of water she held
in each hand as she padded back from the kitchen, and she realized the
extent of her thirst that the water held more attraction at that moment
than his lean, naked body. He reached up for one of the glasses with a
look of gratitude, and they both drank greedily. Scully shivered a
little as the ice knocked against her teeth. Mulder placed his glass on
the floor and pulled her down to face him. Their eyes met over the rim
of her glass, and she took comfort in his gaze, calm, curious, patient.
"Ready?" he asked.
"Set. Go," she said, with a mirthless laugh. He took the glass from her
and set it on the floor next to his, then gently took her by the
shoulders and pulled her toward him. The blanket covering her slipped,
and his eyes dropped. He licked his lips.
"Turn around, Scully. I want to concentrate on what you're saying, not
on what you're not wearing."
Before she could think or he could react, she rose up on her knees,
leaned forward and kissed him, placing her hands on his cheeks to tilt
his head up. She gauged his expression through half-lidded eyes, easy
enough to do, since his eyes were also open. She closed her eyes and
deepened the kiss, slipping her tongue between his cool lips, then let
out a muffled gasp of surprise as his passive acceptance turned to
aggression. He pulled her toward him, causing her knees to buckle, and
soon she was half-leaning back in his arms, feeling the slide of his
tongue and lips both in her mouth and in the rapid thud of her heart. He
lifted his head and pulled her back up, shifting her around so her back
was to him. He picked up her fallen blanket and tucked it around her,
then rested his head against hers. His breath puffed against her ear.
"So," he said, "Then you met me. And?"
She tilted her head back onto his shoulder, smiling up at the dark
ceiling, shaking with laughter and exasperation and arousal. Come to
think of it, that same mixture of emotions, in varying proportions, had
been her constant companion since she met him. "Mulder, you know all
this. You've been aware of what's been going on for years."
"I've been aware, Scully, but I couldn't exactly sit down over pizza and
discuss it with you, and I was too busy getting us here to ask what I
wanted to know. So, why choose me? Why help me? Why free me?"
She nestled back into his arms, letting passion go with reluctance and
re-ordering her thoughts. "You were chosen because you were-- are
special. You've got a unique way of solving problems, a unique way of
looking at things. I'm still not sure that what we are up against is an
alien invasion, but something dangerous and scary is going on out there,
Mulder. There are killers that need to be stopped without alarming the
general public. When I joined up, I bought the idea that a covert
operation needed to control every aspect of its work, that the
conditioning of the operatives was necessary so that what we were doing,
what we were... uncovering, wouldn't leak out."
"So why did you stop the conditioning?"
"It was the right thing to do," she repeated. "I came to realize very
quickly that the methods we... I was using were terribly wrong. And
you...." she bowed her head and leaned away from the comfort of his
body. "You accepted me, and my input on cases. You were so different
from the men I was used to working with. You... trusted me. And they...
they let you get shot." Her throat tightened and her voice began to
shake with anger. "They let you get kidnapped by those... creatures, and
then they split us up and closed the X-Files. But you were my
responsibility, and I wasn't about to let anything happen to you. After
you almost died in New Mexico, I knew it was time to tell you what was
going on and start working on a way out. Krycek got out right after
that, I don't know how, but they were furious, and it just confirmed
that there must be a way."
"Do you think that's why they decided to start using simulations?"
"I think they decided before, since they'd already begun the implant
process, when they... sent me away. Everything was in place the next
year when they pulled the reality rug right out from under us. I was a
pawn then, too. They were controlling me... The memory conditioning
never worked on me like--"
His arms tightened. "Like it did on me? It's okay, Scully."
"No, it's not," she said, under her breath, "but I'll make it right. It
never worked on me," she continued in a stronger voice, "but they
found... other ways to control me." She felt his hand come up to rest on
her hair, then begin to rub her back in slow soothing circles. She
pushed on.
"They told me to keep away from you, except at work, and they... I found
out for sure that they had killed my sister," her voice vibrated with
hatred, "and I knew, if it was the last thing I did, I would make them
pay for that." Bent over his encircling arm, she marveled as always how
the need for vengeance enhanced rather than dulled the pain of loss. She
whispered, "I'm so sorry, Mulder." She wrapped her arms around his. "I'm
sorry it took so long to shut them down and find a way out."
"Hey, Scully." His lips brushed along her neck. "I'm sorry I was such an
ass a couple weeks ago. The timing on this was critical, and you planned
it right."
She relaxed back into his embrace, making a conscious effort to slow the
beat of her heart, till its steady rhythm matched his. The soft crackle
of the fire -- a real fire, she marveled -- filled the room.
Eventually, he lifted his head from her shoulder. "What do you think
happened to Skinner?"
She bowed her head again. "I don't know. I hope he got out. I warned him
as best I could, but he's so afraid, Mulder. They're using something
different on him, so horrible... I couldn't... I couldn't save him too."
"Just hope the ones left behind can watch your back?"
"I hope he could watch his own back. That he was quick enough... and
able enough to take advantage of the meltdown at the facility."
"Do you think the Gunmen got out too?"
"I'm sure they did. Frohike popped into the apartment sim a couple weeks
ago, did you see him?"
"Yeah. I thought you were going to faint, Scully. Good thing I had the
M&Ms handy." He caught her arm in a gentle grasp before her elbow made
contact with his ribs.
After a brief tussle, she continued with a small laugh, "I'm sure they
knew exactly what I was planning." She relaxed under the stroke of his
fingers. "Frohike was one of the original programmers in the
organization, after all, until he got deluded. Talk about hiding in
plain sight."
She felt Mulder's chest expand as he took a deep breath. "Did you ever
find out any more about Samantha?"
"Oh, Mulder, no. Like I told you after New Mexico, I could never get
into that part of your records cleanly enough to tell what happened to
her. Nothing's changed."
She flinched as he muttered "Shit," under his breath, and dropped his
head against her hair. "What about Diana?" His voice was muffled against
her neck. "Real or Memorex?"
"Real."
"Sorry, Scully."
His cheek rubbed along hers, the bristles leaving a mark, she was sure.
One he would never leave on anyone else again. The thought allowed her
to respond lightly, "Not your fault."
"If it's any consolation," he said, "it always felt... ordinary with
her." His voice took on a raspy quality. "Not extraordinary, like it is
with you."
She felt an involuntary response to his tone tickle down her spine. "I
don't need consolation, Mulder," she said, running a possessive hand up
his leg under the blanket. "I got the crackerjack prize."
He started as her hand trailed closer to his groin, then laughed and
took her ear lobe gently between his teeth, humming. After a long pause
broken only by the crackle of the fire and the soft sounds she made as
he countered the stroke of her hand with the stroke of his tongue, he
lifted his head. "Hey, Scully?" His voice cracked on her name.
"Mmmm?" she answered, head lolling back.
"Is my name really Fox?"
She replied with a sharp bark of laughter. "Yes."
"Damn."
His chin settled on her shoulder, and he reached under the blanket to
still her hand. "You're real, aren't you Scully?"
"Yes, Mulder." She withdrew her hand from his and got up on her knees to
turn and face him. "I can't swear on anything or do any tricks to prove
it to you, though." She cupped his face in her hands. "You started to
believe in me so long ago, Mulder, do you remember? Not the facade, but
the real me, the person that I thought was buried so deep under the duty
she was trained for that no one would ever find her. But you did Mulder.
You found me." She placed one hand on his nape, drawing his head down so
their foreheads were touching. "Thank you for believing in me, Mulder.
Happy New Year."
He brushed his thumb over her lips, then across her damp cheek. "Happy
New Life, Scully."
"Let's start the last year of this millennium right," she whispered
against his lips. "In the bed this time."
She felt his smile form under her lips, then allowed him to pull her to
her feet. He glanced at his watch. "Sorry, Scully. I know you're a
stickler for the rules, and it's a couple hours till midnight."
She grabbed his wrist and peered at the watch face. "Didn't you know
rules are made to be broken, Mulder? It's just past midnight in DC. I
say we can start celebrating now."
"Was that... an order?" The mock outrage in his voice made her laugh. He
wrapped one blanket around her shoulders, then scooped up the rest and
piled them into her arms, laughing in turn as she swayed under their
weight. "That'll teach you. Now get in that bedroom and wait for me,
G-woman. No one orders me around anymore."
Her voice was muffled by the blankets. "I knew I should have designed a
chip that would make you obey me and stuck it inside that thick head of
yours when I had the chance." She turned and staggered back toward the
tiny bedroom while he began banking the fire.
As she arranged the blankets on the bed, shivering in the chilly air,
she heard a grinding squeak, then a clang from something heavy and metal
hitting the wooden floor. A startled "Uh," from Mulder followed.
Realizing the squeak had come from the front door hinges, she dove
toward one of the backpacks on the floor and pulled her gun out of its
holster. She raced into the living room to find Mulder face down on the
floor, groaning as a figure heavily clothed in black leaned over him,
twisting his arm.
Scully moved swiftly toward the struggling pair and shoved the muzzle of
the gun as hard as she could to the side of the intruder's head. "Let go
of him."
The black figure paused, and she raised her voice, "Now."
"Easy, easy," came a voice muffled by a ski mask. Mulder's arm was
released. "He almost brained me with the fire iron." The figure's
indignant words segued into a startled yelp as Mulder twisted and threw
him backward. He landed with a thud on the Navajo rug, with Mulder's
hand tight around his throat. "Wait, Mulder, dammit, " the trespasser
choked out, "I'm just the messenger boy."
With a violent yank, Mulder pulled off the ski mask. "Krycek?"
Krycek, breathing heavily, blinked up at Mulder, then slid his eyes to
Scully, who was focusing on him down the barrel of her gun. "Adam and
Eve, I presume?"
"Are you the real Krycek?" Scully demanded.
"Why don't you shoot him, Scully, and we'll find out."
"No, look, it's me! You took the sim receivers out, right? So you
couldn't see me if I was part of a simulation." Krycek struggled to sit,
then gave up, letting his head hit the rug with an audible thump. "In a
few minutes you're going to need me to explain what's happening, so
don't shoot me, okay?"
Mulder eased his hand off Krycek's throat, then snarled, "Don't move."
He got up, stalked to the bedroom, and came back carrying clothing for
himself and Scully. He took the gun from her while she hurried into her
sweats, then handed it back so he could do the same. During this silent
process, Krycek sat up, holding his hands out and up in a gesture of
submission.
"Okay," Mulder said, when they were all presentable. "Talk."
"You know," Krycek said, "tracking you two is harder than trying to herd
cats. Why did you come back to New Mexico?"
"We're sentimental fools," Scully said. "Why the hell are you tracking
us?"
"He'll tell you in a minute," Krycek said gesturing with his chin at
Mulder.
The muffled ring of a phone punctuated his statement. "May I?" Krycek
reached with cautious fingers toward the zipper of his jacket.
She chanced a look at Mulder, who was standing, arms crossed, eyeing
Krycek with suspicion. "What's he talking about?" Mulder shook his head.
She trained her eyes on Krycek, and rapped out, "Slowly."
Krycek reached into his jacket and pulled out a cell phone. With a flick
of his fingers, he stopped the persistent ringing and raised the phone
to his ear. "Krycek." After a pause, he held it out to Mulder. "It's for
you."
"Mulder, don't," Scully said, as Mulder hesitated, then reached for the
phone. "What's going on?"
"I don't--" Mulder placed the phone to his ear. His reaction was
instantaneous. "Ohhh shit..."
"Mulder!" Scully snapped a glance in Mulder's direction in time to see
him clutch the back of his head and sag to his knees. "What's going on?"
she screamed at Krycek, waving the gun at him while sidling closer to
Mulder.
"Didn't you ever wonder about the other chip?" Krycek asked, his voice a
calm contrast to hers. "The one in his cerebral cortex?"
"Scully!" Mulder was bent double, in apparent pain and breathing hard
when Scully got close enough to wrap her arm around him.
"It was already in place when I arrived," she said. "They told me it was
an early version of the sim receiver, but it never worked."
"That's what the double agent who designed it told them. Frohike, I
think his name was," Krycek smirked.
"No," Mulder muttered, "no, no, no!" He sat back on his heels, staring
in horror at Krycek.
"All coming back to you now?" asked Krycek sweetly. "Welcome to reality,
Mulder. True reality. I came to bring you in. Jesus, how did you stand
it in that place for thirteen years? I couldn't get out of there fast
enough. What a bunch of lunatics." He glanced at Scully. "I guess you
had a survival advantage I never did."
"Scully," Mulder said, his voice thick with pain and determination, "put
the gun down, please."
"But what about--?"
"He's not going to hurt me. In fact," Mulder got up and hauled Krycek to
his feet, "he's not even staying." Mulder dragged Krycek to the door and
started to push him out.
"Hold it, Mulder, do you think the group is going to just let you retire
and draw a pension? They need you back, dammit, and I need to be the one
to bring you in. What do you think they'll do to me if I go back without
you?"
"You don't want to know how little I care, Krycek." Mulder pried
Krycek's fingers off the door jamb and pushed him outside, ignoring his
protests. "The only one coming in from the cold is you. When you get to
headquarters, tell them I didn't need you. By the time you get back,
they'll know why."
"Don't forget that piece of metal in your head works in both directions,
Mulder! Think about it. You're going to need me!"
Scully watched Mulder slam the door, then drop his head and take a deep
breath before turning to face her. She ran a practiced eye over his face
and body, noting pupil dilation, color, respiration, and equilibrium all
seemed normal for the Mulder she knew. His eyes dropped to her hand, and
she realized she was pointing the gun at him.
"It's going to be okay, Scully." His voice was soft and steady. "If it's
the last thing I do, I will make everything okay. Can you put the gun
down?"
Feeling as brittle as spun glass, ready to shatter at the slightest
touch, she lowered the gun, then turned on her heel and walked to the
bedroom to return it to its holster. Back in the front room, she stood
before him, wordless.
Holding her eyes with a steady gaze, Mulder punched a series of numbers
on the phone and held it to his ear. "It's done," he said. "Yeah, yeah,
it's all come back to me." He paused, listening, a mulish look on his
face, then continued, "No, there's going to be a problem with phase 2."
Scully gaped as belligerence colored his flat tone. "And the problem is,
I'm not coming back."
He closed his eyes, listening intently. "It's too late, sir," the
disdain in his voice sounded like an imitation of Scully's. "Do you know
how many times I almost died while you left me under cover? Oh, I
forgot," he sneered, "you were keeping track. Not close enough to save
me, just close enough to use me. Good thing I had a doctor who can do
pawn CPR." He shot Scully a grim smile. "She's the one who kept me alive
all these years, while you sat back, pulling the information you needed
from the organization out of my head." His voice increased in volume on
the last word. "But I'm free now, and I'm not going to be a pawn for
you, or them, or anybody ever again."
Scully winced as Mulder reached out to grab her hand and squeeze it as
if holding to a lifeline.
"Don't try to guilt me. This was never about the victims for you. It was
always about power. We've been the ones working for the victims, and we
don't need to belong to any group to keep doing it. Unless-- who knows,"
he jeered, "maybe we'll join the FBI."
He listened again, eyes locked with Scully's. She was transfixed,
horrified by the pain she saw there, entranced by their intense focus on
her. "No," he said. "I'm out and I'm staying out. It's over. Happy New
Year." He punched the end button on the phone.
Scully's mind scrambled like a gerbil on a cage wheel, skittering a
million miles an hour and getting absolutely nowhere. She made a
conscious effort to refrain from jerking away as Mulder dropped the
phone on the rug and used his free hand to cup her cheek, then tuck her
hair behind her ear in a familiar, tender gesture.
"If there is one real thing in my life, Scully, it's that I love you.
We've got each other now, and no one will separate us again, do you
believe that?"
"Yes," she whispered.
"Then I've got a story to tell you."
***
Author's Notes: This story contains elements suggested by scullyfic list
members for what was supposed to be an improv story, i.e. It was
supposed to be finished in a week. It wasn't. The elements suggested
were: from Jean: a Parcheesi game, from Mara: Mulder's wedding ring,
from Rukutam: M & S discuss Y2K nonsense, from Shari: Spooning! (between
M&S), from Kris: Mulder catches Scully bingeing on chocolate because
it's "that week.", and from Robbie: hair spray. Thanks to all of you.
I've wanted to write a story for some time based on a comment DD made
about whether a conspiracy like the one shown on the X-Files could
exist, given the fact that even a small secret held just between three
people never stays secret for long. How could such a conspiracy control
and protect the covert nature of its operation? I thought that this
might be one (far out) possibility.
Thanks: To Meredith, my AU guru and so much more -- thank you for
encouragement starting from the outline stage. To Amy, Marguerite, and
haphazard method -- thank you for benevolent nit-picking and the
plaintive cries of "Huh?" which helped to shape this story, draft after
draft. Any clarity is due to their suggestions. Any residual murkiness
is because I didn't listen to them. To Sarah Segretti and CazQ, my
regional beer consultants -- Cheers!
Never having played Parcheesi, I found this description at Amazon.com,
and it was quite inspirational: Parcheesi, a family classic since the
1860s, is the ultimate race-and-chase board game. The object is take
four pawns from start to home, using rolls of the dice to dictate your
moves. It sounds easy, but to accomplish your mission you have to first
roll a five to even move off of start, and then you must avoid running
into blockades and dodge your opponents, who threaten at every turn to
send you back to the beginning. If you plot your moves strategically and
use the safety zones scattered around the board, you might just make it.