VMAs Fug WTFpet: Erin Wasson Strikes Again

To paraphrase a Fug National on Twitter, there is more fabric on her head than on her rump. If it helps, her nipples are not hanging out… biut the rest of her is, so be warned:

She looks like she’s sauntering around the deck of a sex yacht anchored off the coast of St. Tropez, serving champagne to grey-haired businessmen in bathrobes who’ve paid handsomely to have them removed every twenty minutes. Credit to her for giving some major face on top of this absurdity, but… I mean, I guess if she WANTS to be known as Erin NothingOn in perpetuity, then she’s really scoring an ace here.

I fear this means something terrible about me, but I actually don’t find this offensive. I’ve been so desensitized over time that this “outfit” seems shockingly tame. Is this ugly? Lord, yes. But there is a cute bathing suit somewhere there and, well, *shrug*.

No one is cutting her off in traffic, or letting a dog poop on her lawn. She was actually invited to a big deal event. AND she willingly stopped to pose for the photogs. So who is she so pissed off at, that she needs to give us the finger?

I saw Snoop Dogg in concert this weekend (in CO where weed is legal no less) and Im worried all that second hand “smoke” in air has fried my brain because I actually don’t hate this. Her nipples, vag and ass crack are covered. If anything this feels modest for Erin. Plus I actually really like the drapey rouchey thing happening. Id even go as far to say the first shot is almost “pretty”.

…looks like she’s sauntering around the deck of a sex yacht anchored off the coast of St. Tropez, serving champagne to grey-haired businessmen in bathrobes who’ve paid handsomely to have them removed every twenty minutes..

The businessmen want their robes removed every twenty minutes? Who would have thought they had such stamina!!

Also, was the theme of this year’s VMA’s Fug All-Stars? I mean, a Fuggity Kane (featuring Fugbrey O’Fug) reunion, this, AND whatever the hell Fugley Fugrus (nee Fuggah Fugtana) was doing? And Grimes and 2 Chainz showing up in the same outfit (which will probably be the only time I ever mention Grimes and 2 Chainz in the same sentence)?