A blonde woman went to see her doctor about her pain complaints. She told him that she had pain everywhere . The doctor told her to touch her finger to her shoulder. She she did so and said it hurt terribly. He told her to touch her hip with her finger. She did so and again complained of terrible pain. Finally, he asked her to touch her ankle with her finger. She did so and again writhed in pain. The doctor then said " Just as I suspected. You have a broken finger"