Thursday, September 23, 2010

The housemates return home and we are immediately greeted by the sight of fallen plant on floor.

Dirt scattered. Leaves ripped. Stems broken.Everyone gasps and haiyoh's and OMG's.and then instead of reaching for the spades to rescue poor pokai-ed plant, everyone instantly whips out canggifiedpoket cameras and plays paparazzo to the horror scene in front of us.

Pfft.Typical.

Poor plant will be scarred for life thanks to our merciless doings.She'll never want to stand on a window ledge ever again.Or show anyone her full bloom of boomz.Or endure any sort of picture-taking.

i dun think photosynthesis is gonna cover up this wound anytime soon.We have damaged her beyond stem cell regeneration.

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Sometimes i really think the unfortunate tragedies that befall us are actually blessings in disguise if we just step back, squat, lean in, bend over and tilt our heads to get a different perspective on things.

I experienced such a event 2 days ago.

Woke up. Realised PC crashed through the night.

Tried starting up.

Flickered with light for a moment before shutting down again automatically.

1) PC crashing couldve happened on a friggin workday and cause me even more rushing shitcrap running around BUT didn't. Could've. BUT didnt. Chose to happen on a holiday. Which i am grateful for. More time to sort things out. Less stress.

2) Rain commenced AFTER stepping into safety zone. Which saved me a great deal of trauma and awkward CPU-running. Rain Could've drenched me (and more importantly, CPU). BUT didnt. Which i am grateful for.

3) Repair could've cost much much more. But nice service counter repair fella found loophole for spare part in the end. Only paid for service charge. (original RM30. members price RM21. Awesome.) Could've cost more. BUT didn't.

4) Could've pokai-ed whilst whisking around CPU in hand and once again lose all sense of dignity by crying in public if CPU broke into a million pieces. BUT didn't. Could've. BUT didn't.

Thank you thank you thank you God.

Random photo moment:

Pasted on the door of our office during the company free durian makan day.

Community message reminder above was supported by everyone else who did not

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

It's not a holiday when all you do during your so-called offdays are worry about work, fret about things you need to complete, stress about datelines and bite your nails when you dont know where to get started.

Therefore you do little little things like pee alot more, checkout strangers on facebook, take extra naps, refresh twitter every 2 minutes (when twitter doesnt even need refreshing for updates) or run off to Singapore.

you know. the normal things a desperate person does to procrastinate.

Anyway. Holiday's over and shit pile hits me again tmrw.

i will cry and groan later.

but for now - randoms:

That's Burnliat his supposed surprise bday thing that

he already smelled the stench of miles away. and declared on FBabout it so

we ALL knew he whiffed our fishyness.

Speaking of fish....

Yeah.

NgongNgong has reached the end of his lifeline.dun ask me who did it.(Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with a revolver!)(it was the super garang catfish.

Someone placed Ngong Ngong with catfish and they couldntlearn how to co-exist in the same aquarium.There could be only 1.

Speaking of kitchen...

witnessed an egg explode in a microwave.

Was too lazy to crack open the egg to mix it in a bowl before heating it upso i basically put the entire egg in and went on with life.

was a pretty intensely loud boom.1st time!

Speaking of boomz...

Ran off to Singapore for a short visit to my cousin's.

That's my uncle indulging in his new found hobby.He waves a black thingamajig and presses a button and u hear a clickand then real stuff gets captured in pictures.

Spot the green viper in the photo above.

Uncle was looking for monkey's as subjects to shootbut due to the presence of someone from a less-fortunate downer-gradeneighbouring country, they decided THEIR presence wasnt worth it.

Sheesh.

Therefore, uncle picked the next best thing to shoot- chopped up plants on Bukit Timah.

Speaking of plants....

That's housebunneighindulging in her new thing too.Nurturing furry easy-to-grow daisy seedlings on the balcony and talking to emeveryday when she gets lonely aka. when i'm not around.

speaking of lonely...

That's my company on my last day of my week-long holiday.Was feeling like shit and decided to splurge on a microminitub of the above item.The last time i had a taste of this was during the 1st sem of college. 5 years ago.

I remember because i couldnt taste anything different about it with Baskin Rob.and then today i THINK i realised how wrong i was.

Because Biscuit Caramel flavour was so awesome my browswent up all high and slanted awe-ish when the spoon went in my mouth.