Yes I told you porn and here it is. With everything going on in Iraq, all the violence and horror in this world, sometimes we just need to relax. This is a very nice relaxing video, the music is soft, and if you ignore the random women who seem to be blocking the best part of the view, you can see a very nice ocean-scape. Note the greens in the water, that indicates clear conditions and a light sand or rock substrate. Arn't my cousins nice?

Sorry if you guys can't handle the nudity. I debated it for a long time, but I don't think it is at all in bad taste. So this gets it out of the way, you already knew R2K was rated R, and now the porn door is open. Where will it take us next? Only time (and fear of Google shutting me down) will tell. Rest assured that my three other pages will remain rated PG for strong sarcasm, frank science, and bathroom scenes.