Oh dear, poor you, Jod. I recommend Immodium for one end and a bowl for the other. Hope you can feel sympathetic vibes coming from me - I'm not getting any closer! And I hope it all clears up quickly. xx

it took me a while to cotton on the to the reference and why I would be viewing the back end of a cow - but I understand your visual pun in terms of the arse end of the universe and shared diversity of your family's technicoloured yawn! Commiserations and good health to you and yours.