Beck mocks new Homeland Security film

Homeland Security has come out with a new video demonstrating F.A.S.T or Future Attributes Screening Technologies for use at security check points to help in determining if someone is planning bad things for America. You can watch it here.

It is an odd video to say the least, with music that sounds like it came straight out of the 1970s and verbage that doesn’t even make sense. Needless to say, Beck and crew have a lot of fun with this one.

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KenInIL

They could always pre-scan at the border by checking their passport!

Josh

This is STUPID. That has got to be the dumbest waste of my money that I have ever seen. Put this invention right next to the robot that can fold one towel every 25 minutes. “Are you planning on detonating an explosive device?” What kind of question is that? What if it was a fireworks convention? STUPID.

Spartan

Kinda reminds me of this little diddy.

Rshill7

Spartan! I loved it. (the link) I forwarded it to a few people already 🙂

I can’t believe the gentleman failed to discuss both the whisker biscuit and the muffler bearing….two indispensible parts of the automotive nerve system.

If anyone here didn’t know about these trailers before Beck and his buddies talked about it…I would suggest checking out Infowars more regularly where Alex Jones was talking about them when they first started using them. You might think he’s a nutjob conspiracy theorist and yeah…not everything he predicts comes true…but Beck’s WAY behind the power curve on THIS one.