"Just the facts M'am, Just the facts." -- Sgt. Joe Friday

Voter’s Remorse

This Wednesday November 5th, the Elbert County Mental Health Union will offer free group grief counseling sessions for victim’s of voter’s remorse. The American Psychiatrics Guild raised the alarm over a month ago that Voter’s Remorse would become a serious public health concern as early voters began to discover their mistake of choosing candidates too soon. Grief counselors will be standing by to discuss any concerns victim’s might have and to provide education materials to promote future responsible voting. Free electroshock therapy will be available for manic partisans who bring their own extension cords.