King Moonracer

I support the United States and the war on….um…what’s that noise? In what will certainly be a major embarrassment for the Obama Administration, a key ally in the War on Terror, King Moonracer, was killed in a drone attack yesterday. Multiple sources confirm that King Moonracer was killed at 2:40 pm local time while strolling the grounds of his palace waiting for an Amazon drone to deliver his copy of the Complete Bing Crosby Christmas Specials. “Our beloved King is dead” ran the official statement. He spent his entire life caring for his subjects. Many a resident of the Island […]

For years Santa had stopped at the Island of Misfit Toys. But no more. “I wouldn’t go near that place anymore” said Santa. “It’s more dangerous than Mexico, Afghanistan or Detroit.” The culprit is politics. For years the Island of Misfit Toys had been ruled by King Moonracer (pictured here), an absolute, hereditary monarch. But not all were happy with his rule. Chief among them was Charlie-in-the-Box (seen here.) Charlie, who sees himself as the Island’s resident intellectual, had taken to reading the Federalist Papers and the Declaration of Independence. Dissatisfied with his position as a subject he began to push for more […]

For years Santa had stopped at the Island of Misfit Toys. But no more. “I wouldn’t go near that place anymore” said Santa. “It’s more dangerous than Mexico, Afghanistan or Detroit.” The culprit is politics. For years the Island of Misfit Toys had been ruled by King Moonracer (pictured here), an absolute, hereditary monarch. But not all were happy with his rule. Chief among them was Charlie-in-the-Box (seen here.) Charlie, who sees himself as the Island’s resident intellectual, had taken to reading the Federalist Papers and the Declaration of Independence. Dissatisfied with his position as a subject he began to […]

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