I just heard an interview with Sarah Silverman on the Howard Stern Show, and she made a similar joke about Kabbalah. But I promise I had this gag in my ShaBot database long before I heard Silverman's routine.

"The federal prison camp at Otisville, New York, about 70 miles from New York City, has programs for orthodox and religious Jews. It has religious furloughs where people leave the prison for religious holidays."

A less known detail in the Megillah, Haman also had ten sons—Parshandatha, Dalphon, Aspatha, Poratha, Adalia, Aridatha, Parmashta, Arisai, Aridai, and Vajezatha—who were hanged along side him on the gallows that had originally been built to hang Mordechai.