Alec Baldwin’s 28-year-old fiancee should totally get this. He is 54 and rich. A few shock treatments like this will put him in the ground and get her all the money she ever wants in no time. Who wouldn’t get a heartache waking up to this thing in the middle of the night? Watch out, Alec.

Allegedly, this thing is a baby head planter. She must be Medusa when she was a baby.