14. You might catch her browsing the childrenswear section. Don't worry, she's not got a secret child, the clothes are just super cute to look at.

15. She has a bigger collection of Zara paper bags than some of the shops themselves. But at least you can take your spare jumper home in style.

16. It's best to avoid her if she's had a bad Zara experience. A long wait for the changing room, long queues for the tills or coming out empty-handed because someone else got the top in the last medium could ruin her day/week.

Newsletter Signup

Don't miss out on Cosmopolitan weekly

Please tick if you would prefer not to receive news & special offers from Hearst Magazines UK, publisher of Cosmopolitan.
Please tick if you would like to receive news & special offers from selected partners of Hearst Magazines UK