Kenilworth, by Sir Walter Scott

Chapter XXXVII.

You have displaced the mirth, broke the good meeting

With most admired disorder.

Macbeth.

It was afterwards remembered that during the banquets and revels which occupied the remainder of
this eventful day the bearing of Leicester and of Varney were totally different from their usual demeanour. Sir Richard
Varney had been held rather a man of counsel and of action than a votary of pleasure. Business, whether civil or
military, seemed always to be his proper sphere; and while in festivals and revels, although he well understood how to
trick them up and present them, his own part was that of a mere spectator; or if he exercised his wit, it was in a
rough, caustic, and severe manner, rather as if he scoffed at the exhibition and the guests than shared the common
pleasure.

But upon the present day his character seemed changed. He mixed among the younger courtiers and ladies, and appeared
for the moment to be actuated by a spirit of light-hearted gaiety, which rendered him a match for the liveliest. Those
who had looked upon him as a man given up to graver and more ambitious pursuits, a bitter sneerer and passer of
sarcasms at the expense of those who, taking life as they find it, were disposed to snatch at each pastime it presents,
now perceived with astonishment that his wit could carry as smooth an edge as their own, his laugh be as lively, and
his brow as unclouded. By what art of damnable hypocrisy he could draw this veil of gaiety over the black thoughts of
one of the worst of human bosoms must remain unintelligible to all but his compeers, if any such ever existed; but he
was a man of extraordinary powers, and those powers were unhappily dedicated in all their energy to the very worst of
purposes.

It was entirely different with Leicester. However habituated his mind usually was to play the part of a good
courtier, and appear gay, assiduous, and free from all care but that of enhancing the pleasure of the moment, while his
bosom internally throbbed with the pangs of unsatisfied ambition, jealousy, or resentment, his heart had now a yet more
dreadful guest, whose workings could not be overshadowed or suppressed; and you might read in his vacant eye and
troubled brow that his thoughts were far absent from the scenes in which he was compelling himself to play a part. He
looked, moved, and spoke as if by a succession of continued efforts; and it seemed as if his will had in some degree
lost the promptitude of command over the acute mind and goodly form of which it was the regent. His actions and
gestures, instead of appearing the consequence of simple volition, seemed, like those of an automaton, to wait the
revolution of some internal machinery ere they could be performed; and his words fell from him piecemeal, interrupted,
as if he had first to think what he was to say, then how it was to be said, and as if, after all, it was only by an
effort of continued attention that he completed a sentence without forgetting both the one and the other.

The singular effects which these distractions of mind produced upon the behaviour and conversation of the most
accomplished courtier of England, as they were visible to the lowest and dullest menial who approached his person,
could not escape the notice of the most intelligent Princess of the age. Nor is there the least doubt that the
alternate negligence and irregularity of his manner would have called down Elizabeth’s severe displeasure on the Earl
of Leicester, had it not occurred to her to account for it by supposing that the apprehension of that displeasure which
she had expressed towards him with such vivacity that very morning was dwelling upon the spirits of her favourite, and,
spite of his efforts to the contrary, distracted the usual graceful tenor of his mien and the charms of his
conversation. When this idea, so flattering to female vanity, had once obtained possession of her mind, it proved a
full and satisfactory apology for the numerous errors and mistakes of the Earl of Leicester; and the watchful circle
around observed with astonishment, that, instead of resenting his repeated negligence, and want of even ordinary
attention (although these were points on which she was usually extremely punctilious), the Queen sought, on the
contrary, to afford him time and means to recollect himself, and deigned to assist him in doing so, with an indulgence
which seemed altogether inconsistent with her usual character. It was clear, however, that this could not last much
longer, and that Elizabeth must finally put another and more severe construction on Leicester’s uncourteous conduct,
when the Earl was summoned by Varney to speak with him in a different apartment.

After having had the message twice delivered to him, he rose, and was about to withdraw, as it were, by instinct;
then stopped, and turning round, entreated permission of the Queen to absent himself for a brief space upon matters of
pressing importance.

“Go, my lord,” said the Queen. “We are aware our presence must occasion sudden and unexpected occurrences, which
require to be provided for on the instant. Yet, my lord, as you would have us believe ourself your welcome and honoured
guest, we entreat you to think less of our good cheer, and favour us with more of your good countenance than we have
this day enjoyed; for whether prince or peasant be the guest, the welcome of the host will always be the better part of
the entertainment. Go, my lord; and we trust to see you return with an unwrinkled brow, and those free thoughts which
you are wont to have at the disposal of your friends.”

Leicester only bowed low in answer to this rebuke, and retired. At the door of the apartment he was met by Varney,
who eagerly drew him apart, and whispered in his ear, “All is well!”

“Has Masters seen her?” said the Earl.

“He has, my lord; and as she would neither answer his queries, nor allege any reason for her refusal, he will give
full testimony that she labours under a mental disorder, and may be best committed to the charge of her friends. The
opportunity is therefore free to remove her as we proposed.”

“But Tressilian?” said Leicester.

“He will not know of her departure for some time,” replied Varney; “it shall take place this very evening, and
tomorrow he shall be cared for.”

“No, by my soul,” answered Leicester; “I will take vengeance on him with mine own hand!”

“You, my lord, and on so inconsiderable a man as Tressilian! No, my lord, he hath long wished to visit foreign
parts. Trust him to me — I will take care he returns not hither to tell tales.”

“Not so, by Heaven, Varney!” exclaimed Leicester. “Inconsiderable do you call an enemy that hath had power to wound
me so deeply that my whole after-life must be one scene of remorse and misery? — No; rather than forego the right of
doing myself justice with my own hand on that accursed villain, I will unfold the whole truth at Elizabeth’s footstool,
and let her vengeance descend at once on them and on myself.”

Varney saw with great alarm that his lord was wrought up to such a pitch of agitation, that if he gave not way to
him he was perfectly capable of adopting the desperate resolution which he had announced, and which was instant ruin to
all the schemes of ambition which Varney had formed for his patron and for himself. But the Earl’s rage seemed at once
uncontrollable and deeply concentrated, and while he spoke his eyes shot fire, his voice trembled with excess of
passion, and the light foam stood on his lip.

His confidant made a bold and successful effort to obtain the mastery of him even in this hour of emotion. “My
lord,” he said, leading him to a mirror, “behold your reflection in that glass, and think if these agitated features
belong to one who, in a condition so extreme, is capable of forming a resolution for himself”

“What, then, wouldst thou make me?” said Leicester, struck at the change in his own physiognomy, though offended at
the freedom with which Varney made the appeal. “Am I to be thy ward, thy vassal — the property and subject of my
servant?”

“No, my lord,” said Varney firmly, “but be master of yourself, and of your own passion. My lord, I, your born
servant, am ashamed to see how poorly you bear yourself in the storm of fury. Go to Elizabeth’s feet, confess your
marriage — impeach your wife and her paramour of adultery — and avow yourself, amongst all your peers, the wittol who
married a country girl, and was cozened by her and her book-learned gallant. Go, my lord — but first take farewell of
Richard Varney, with all the benefits you ever conferred on him. He served the noble, the lofty, the high-minded
Leicester, and was more proud of depending on him than he would be of commanding thousands. But the abject lord who
stoops to every adverse circumstance, whose judicious resolves are scattered like chaff before every wind of passion,
him Richard Varney serves not. He is as much above him in constancy of mind as beneath him in rank and fortune.”

Varney spoke thus without hypocrisy, for though the firmness of mind which he boasted was hardness and
impenetrability, yet he really felt the ascendency which he vaunted; while the interest which he actually felt in the
fortunes of Leicester gave unusual emotion to his voice and manner.

Leicester was overpowered by his assumed superiority it seemed to the unfortunate Earl as if his last friend was
about to abandon him. He stretched his hand towards Varney as he uttered the words, “Do not leave me. What wouldst thou
have me do?”

“Be thyself, my noble master,” said Varney, touching the Earl’s hand with his lips, after having respectfully
grasped it in his own; “be yourself, superior to those storms of passion which wreck inferior minds. Are you the first
who has been cozened in love — the first whom a vain and licentious woman has cheated into an affection, which she has
afterwards scorned and misused? And will you suffer yourself to be driven frantic because you have not been wiser than
the wisest men whom the world has seen? Let her be as if she had not been — let her pass from your memory, as unworthy
of ever having held a place there. Let your strong resolve of this morning, which I have both courage, zeal, and means
enough to execute, be like the fiat of a superior being, a passionless act of justice. She hath deserved death — let
her die!”

While he was speaking, the Earl held his hand fast, compressed his lips hard, and frowned, as if he laboured to
catch from Varney a portion of the cold, ruthless, and dispassionate firmness which he recommended. When he was silent,
the Earl still continued to rasp his hand, until, with an effort at calm decision, he was able to articulate, “Be it so
— she dies! But one tear might be permitted.”

“Not one, my lord,” interrupted Varney, who saw by the quivering eye and convulsed cheek of his patron that he was
about to give way to a burst of emotion —“not a tear — the time permits it not. Tressilian must be thought of —”

“That indeed is a name,” said the Earl, “to convert tears into blood. Varney, I have thought on this, and I have
determined — neither entreaty nor argument shall move me — Tressilian shall be my own victim.”

“It is madness, my lord; but you are too mighty for me to bar your way to your revenge. Yet resolve at least to
choose fitting time and opportunity, and to forbear him until these shall be found.”

“Thou shalt order me in what thou wilt,” said Leicester, “only thwart me not in this.”

“Then, my lord,” said Varney, “I first request of you to lay aside the wild, suspected, and half-frenzied demeanour
which hath this day drawn the eyes of all the court upon you, and which, but for the Queen’s partial indulgence, which
she hath extended towards you in a degree far beyond her nature, she had never given you the opportunity to atone
for.”

“Have I indeed been so negligent?” said Leicester, as one who awakes from a dream. “I thought I had coloured it
well. But fear nothing, my mind is now eased — I am calm. My horoscope shall be fulfilled; and that it may be
fulfilled, I will tax to the highest every faculty of my mind. Fear me not, I say. I will to the Queen instantly — not
thine own looks and language shall be more impenetrable than mine. Hast thou aught else to say?”

“I must crave your signet-ring,” said Varney gravely, “in token to those of your servants whom I must employ, that I
possess your full authority in commanding their aid.”

Leicester drew off the signet-ring which he commonly used, and gave it to Varney, with a haggard and stern
expression of countenance, adding only, in a low, half-whispered tone, but with terrific emphasis, the words, “What
thou dost, do quickly.”

Some anxiety and wonder took place, meanwhile, in the presence-hall, at the prolonged absence of the noble Lord of
the Castle, and great was the delight of his friends when they saw him enter as a man from whose bosom, to all human
seeming, a weight of care had been just removed. Amply did Leicester that day redeem the pledge he had given to Varney,
who soon saw himself no longer under the necessity of maintaining a character so different from his own as that which
he had assumed in the earlier part of the day, and gradually relapsed into the same grave, shrewd, caustic observer of
conversation and incident which constituted his usual part in society.

With Elizabeth, Leicester played his game as one to whom her natural strength of talent and her weakness in one or
two particular points were well known. He was too wary to exchange on a sudden the sullen personage which he had played
before he retired with Varney; but on approaching her it seemed softened into a melancholy, which had a touch of
tenderness in it, and which, in the course of conversing with Elizabeth, and as she dropped in compassion one mark of
favour after another to console him, passed into a flow of affectionate gallantry, the most assiduous, the most
delicate, the most insinuating, yet at the same time the most respectful, with which a Queen was ever addressed by a
subject. Elizabeth listened as in a sort of enchantment. Her jealousy of power was lulled asleep; her resolution to
forsake all social or domestic ties, and dedicate herself exclusively to the care of her people, began to be shaken;
and once more the star of Dudley culminated in the court horizon.

But Leicester did not enjoy this triumph over nature, and over conscience, without its being embittered to him, not
only by the internal rebellion of his feelings against the violence which he exercised over them, but by many
accidental circumstances, which, in the course of the banquet, and during the subsequent amusements of the evening,
jarred upon that nerve, the least vibration of which was agony.

The courtiers were, for example, in the Great Hall, after having left the banqueting-room, awaiting the appearance
of a splendid masque, which was the expected entertainment of this evening, when the Queen interrupted a wild career of
wit which the Earl of Leicester was running against Lord Willoughby, Raleigh, and some other courtiers, by saying, “We
will impeach you of high treason, my lord, if you proceed in this attempt to slay us with laughter. And here comes a
thing may make us all grave at his pleasure, our learned physician Masters, with news belike of our poor suppliant,
Lady Varney; — nay, my lord, we will not have you leave us, for this being a dispute betwixt married persons, we do not
hold our own experience deep enough to decide thereon without good counsel. — How now, Masters, what thinkest thou of
the runaway bride?”

The smile with which Leicester had been speaking, when the Queen interrupted him, remained arrested on his lips, as
if it had been carved there by the chisel of Michael Angelo or of Chantrey; and he listened to the speech of the
physician with the same immovable cast of countenance.

“The Lady Varney, gracious Sovereign,” said the court physician Masters, “is sullen, and would hold little
conference with me touching the state of her health, talking wildly of being soon to plead her own cause before your
own presence, and of answering no meaner person’s inquiries.”

“Now the heavens forfend!” said the Queen; “we have already suffered from the misconstructions and broils which seem
to follow this poor brain-sick lady wherever she comes. — Think you not so, my lord?” she added, appealing to Leicester
with something in her look that indicated regret, even tenderly expressed, for their disagreement of that morning.
Leicester compelled himself to bow low. The utmost force he could exert was inadequate to the further effort of
expressing in words his acquiescence in the Queen’s sentiment.

“You are vindictive,” she said, “my lord; but we will find time and place to punish you. But once more to this same
trouble-mirth, this Lady Varney. What of her health, Masters?”

“She is sullen, madam, as I already said,” replied Masters, “and refuses to answer interrogatories, or be amenable
to the authority of the mediciner. I conceive her to be possessed with a delirium, which I incline to term rather
hypochondria than phrenesis; and I think she were best cared for by her husband in his own house, and
removed from all this bustle of pageants, which disturbs her weak brain with the most fantastic phantoms. She drops
hints as if she were some great person in disguise — some Countess or Princess perchance. God help them, such are often
the hallucinations of these infirm persons!”

“Nay, then,” said the Queen, “away with her with all speed. Let Varney care for her with fitting humanity; but let
them rid the Castle of her forthwith she will think herself lady of all, I warrant you. It is pity so fair a form,
however, should have an infirm understanding. — What think you, my lord?”

“It is pity indeed,” said the Earl, repeating the words like a task which was set him.

“But, perhaps,” said Elizabeth, “you do not join with us in our opinion of her beauty; and indeed we have known men
prefer a statelier and more Juno-like form to that drooping fragile one that hung its head like a broken lily. Ay, men
are tyrants, my lord, who esteem the animation of the strife above the triumph of an unresisting conquest, and, like
sturdy champions, love best those women who can wage contest with them. — I could think with you, Rutland, that give my
Lord of Leicester such a piece of painted wax for a bride, he would have wished her dead ere the end of the
honeymoon.”

As she said this, she looked on Leicester so expressively that, while his heart revolted against the egregious
falsehood, he did himself so much violence as to reply in a whisper that Leicester’s love was more lowly than her
Majesty deemed, since it was settled where he could never command, but must ever obey.

The Queen blushed, and bid him be silent; yet looked as of she expected that he would not obey her commands. But at
that moment the flourish of trumpets and kettle-drums from a high balcony which overlooked the hall announced the
entrance of the maskers, and relieved Leicester from the horrible state of constraint and dissimulation in which the
result of his own duplicity had placed him.

The masque which entered consisted of four separate bands, which followed each other at brief intervals, each
consisting of six principal persons and as many torch-bearers, and each representing one of the various nations by
which England had at different times been occupied.

The aboriginal Britons, who first entered, were ushered in by two ancient Druids, whose hoary hair was crowned with
a chaplet of oak, and who bore in their hands branches of mistletoe. The maskers who followed these venerable figures
were succeeded by two Bards, arrayed in white, and bearing harps, which they occasionally touched, singing at the same
time certain stanzas of an ancient hymn to Belus, or the Sun. The aboriginal Britons had been selected from amongst the
tallest and most robust young gentlemen in attendance on the court. Their masks were accommodated with long, shaggy
beards and hair; their vestments were of the hides of wolves and bears; while their legs, arms, and the upper parts of
their bodies, being sheathed in flesh-coloured silk, on which were traced in grotesque lines representations of the
heavenly bodies, and of animals and other terrestrial objects, gave them the lively appearance of our painted
ancestors, whose freedom was first trenched upon by the Romans.

The sons of Rome, who came to civilize as well as to conquer, were next produced before the princely assembly; and
the manager of the revels had correctly imitated the high crest and military habits of that celebrated people,
accommodating them with the light yet strong buckler and the short two-edged sword, the use of which had made them
victors of the world. The Roman eagles were borne before them by two standard-bearers, who recited a hymn to Mars, and
the classical warriors followed with the grave and haughty step of men who aspired at universal conquest.

The third quadrille represented the Saxons, clad in the bearskins which they had brought with them from the German
forests, and bearing in their hands the redoubtable battle-axes which made such havoc among the natives of Britain.
They were preceded by two Scalds, who chanted the praises of Odin.

Last came the knightly Normans, in their mail-shirts and hoods of steel, with all the panoply of chivalry, and
marshalled by two Minstrels, who sang of war and ladies’ love.

These four bands entered the spacious hall with the utmost order, a short pause being made, that the spectators
might satisfy their curiosity as to each quadrille before the appearance of the next. They then marched completely
round the hall, in order the more fully to display themselves, regulating their steps to organs, shalms, hautboys, and
virginals, the music of the Lord Leicester’s household. At length the four quadrilles of maskers, ranging their
torch-bearers behind them, drew up in their several ranks on the two opposite sides of the hall, so that the Romans
confronting the Britons, and the Saxons the Normans, seemed to look on each other with eyes of wonder, which presently
appeared to kindle into anger, expressed by menacing gestures. At the burst of a strain of martial music from the
gallery the maskers drew their swords on all sides, and advanced against each other in the measured steps of a sort of
Pyrrhic or military dance, clashing their swords against their adversaries’ shields, and clattering them against their
blades as they passed each other in the progress of the dance. It was a very pleasant spectacle to see how the various
bands, preserving regularity amid motions which seemed to be totally irregular, mixed together, and then disengaging
themselves, resumed each their own original rank as the music varied.

In this symbolical dance were represented the conflicts which had taken place among the various nations which had
anciently inhabited Britain.

At length, after many mazy evolutions, which afforded great pleasure to the spectators, the sound of a loud-voiced
trumpet was heard, as if it blew for instant battle, or for victory won. The maskers instantly ceased their mimic
strife, and collecting themselves under their original leaders, or presenters, for such was the appropriate phrase,
seemed to share the anxious expectation which the spectators experienced concerning what was next to appear.

The doors of the hall were thrown wide, and no less a person entered than the fiend-born Merlin, dressed in a
strange and mystical attire, suited to his ambiguous birth and magical power.

About him and behind him fluttered or gambolled many extraordinary forms, intended to represent the spirits who
waited to do his powerful bidding; and so much did this part of the pageant interest the menials and others of the
lower class then in the Castle, that many of them forgot even the reverence due to the Queen’s presence, so far as to
thrust themselves into the lower part of the hall.

The Earl of Leicester, seeing his officers had some difficulty to repel these intruders, without more disturbance
than was fitting where the Queen was in presence, arose and went himself to the bottom of the hall; Elizabeth, at the
same time, with her usual feeling for the common people, requesting that they might be permitted to remain undisturbed
to witness the pageant. Leicester went under this pretext; but his real motive was to gain a moment to himself, and to
relieve his mind, were it but for one instant, from the dreadful task of hiding, under the guise of gaiety and
gallantry, the lacerating pangs of shame, anger, remorse, and thirst for vengeance. He imposed silence by his look and
sign upon the vulgar crowd at the lower end of the apartment; but instead of instantly returning to wait on her
Majesty, he wrapped his cloak around him, and mixing with the crowd, stood in some degree an undistinguished spectator
of the progress of the masque.

Merlin having entered, and advanced into the midst of the hall, summoned the presenters of the contending bands
around him by a wave of his magical rod, and announced to them, in a poetical speech, that the isle of Britain was now
commanded by a Royal Maiden, to whom it was the will of fate that they should all do homage, and request of her to
pronounce on the various pretensions which each set forth to be esteemed the pre-eminent stock, from which the present
natives, the happy subjects of that angelical Princess, derived their lineage.

In obedience to this mandate, the bands, each moving to solemn music, passed in succession before Elizabeth, doing
her, as they passed, each after the fashion of the people whom they represented, the lowest and most devotional homage,
which she returned with the same gracious courtesy that had marked her whole conduct since she came to Kenilworth.

The presenters of the several masques or quadrilles then alleged, each in behalf of his own troop, the reasons which
they had for claiming pre-eminence over the rest; and when they had been all heard in turn, she returned them this
gracious answer: “That she was sorry she was not better qualified to decide upon the doubtful question which had been
propounded to her by the direction of the famous Merlin, but that it seemed to her that no single one of these
celebrated nations could claim pre-eminence over the others, as having most contributed to form the Englishman of her
own time, who unquestionably derived from each of them some worthy attribute of his character. Thus,” she said, “the
Englishman had from the ancient Briton his bold and tameless spirit of freedom; from the Roman his disciplined courage
in war, with his love of letters and civilization in time of peace; from the Saxon his wise and equitable laws; and
from the chivalrous Norman his love of honour and courtesy, with his generous desire for glory.”

Merlin answered with readiness that it did indeed require that so many choice qualities should meet in the English,
as might render them in some measure the muster of the perfections of other nations, since that alone could render them
in some degree deserving of the blessings they enjoyed under the reign of England’s Elizabeth.

The music then sounded, and the quadrilles, together with Merlin and his assistants, had begun to remove from the
crowded hall, when Leicester, who was, as we have mentioned, stationed for the moment near the bottom of the hall, and
consequently engaged in some degree in the crowd, felt himself pulled by the cloak, while a voice whispered in his ear,
“My Lord, I do desire some instant conference with you.”