Some of my favs are...-Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. -She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. -Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read-Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? BY :Groucho Marxthat guy is funny

-Many that live deserve death.And some that die deserve life.Can you give it to them?Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.For even the wise cannot see all ends- ..FROM lordoftheringsits a bit serious....but has a good point

""Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward, whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, If I live, I will kill you, If I die, you are forgiven. Such is the rule of honor."- Lamb of God, Omerta

Just so cool of a quote. I got better ones, but that one is up there. Originally it was by the Italian Mafia, source unknown, but it's good.

-Many that live deserve death.And some that die deserve life.Can you give it to them?Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.For even the wise cannot see all ends- ..FROM lordoftheringsits a bit serious....but has a good point

"These lyrics are about life , offering me so many opportunities wich are at my hand,my passions and determination are unbreakable.unrestrained will has brought me to this path i walk.it's the whole world , Its the whole universe i wish to conquer.it's all or nothing. my music and words i speak are unlimited.i see no boundaries for true art.here and now, here and beyond..."

Aleister Crowley-

The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal

and ofc the smart biker ones that you usually see in my sig:Brakes are for pussiesIf all else fails lower your standardsI'm still missing my ex, but my aim is getting betterYou drive like old people fuckSorry I'm Late But Fuckin' Off Takes TimeI'm not afraid to go fast…. It's crashin' & burnin' that sucks!For some there's therapy…. For the rest of us there's beerTell your tits to quit staring at my eyesEven my shrink says it's all your fucking faultIf you can't ride it or take it to bed it ain't worth havingSimon says … go fuck yourselfChaos, panic and disorder …. My work here is doneFUCKAHOLICI Don't Need to Find Myself I'm Always At The Bar!If it wasn't for woman and beer I'd be wealthy49% son of a bitch…… 51% motherfuckerBe a flirt – lift your shirtBe reasonable – Do it my wayCrazy bastardDo I look like a people person?Do I look like I give a shit?Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!!!Every day I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off!!!Gun control is being able to hit your target!I do whatever the little voices in my head tell me to doI'm not totally useless – I can be used as a bad exampleIf I'd shot you when I wanted to I would be out by now!If it has tits or wheels it will give you problems!Is there a life after death? Touch me and find out!Never trust anything that bleeds 3 to 5 days and doesn't die!Some people are alive ONLY because it's illegal to kill them!The most dangerous place in the world is between me and my beer!!!To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid!When I die, bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass!If I learned from my mistakes, I'd be a fucking genius!I'm not prejudiced. I hate everybody!I'm the delinquent thats screwing your honor student!I don't need therapy. I enjoy being fucked up!More balls than brainsOVERWORKED and UNDERLAIDIf I were you I'd have sex with me!All grown up and still fascinated by nipplesIf it wasn't for sexual fantasies I wouldn't have any goals!If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer!I'm one of those bad things that happen to good peopleWARNING – Easily provoked and heavily armed!Cleverly disguised as a responsible adultOf all the things I've lost, i think i miss my mind the mostLegalize freedomI'm smiling. That alone should scare youYou call it love. I call it stalking!I'm not asking you to make my life easier, but please don't make it any harder!Commandment No. 11: Thou shalt not bitch!How about I just smack the stupid out of you?I told my mom i stopped raisin' hell and she called me a quitter!Everyone's an asshole until proven otherwiseI can see your point but i still think your full of shit!Death is life's way of saying you're fired!If you don't live on the edge you're taking up too much room!For some there's therapy, for me there's alcohol!Not bad for a total fuck up, huh?My wife is a travel agent for guilt trips.Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.Of Course I Love You Now Get Me A Beer!Can you shift gears? Or are you stuck on stupid?There will always be a place for you on my shit list!She don't like me when I'm drunk, I don't like her when I'm sober!I'm so far behind I think i'm first!Rule Number One – NEVER touch my motorcycle!I'm Not Being Rude Your Just Insignificant!Support Your Local Strip ClubI Molested Myself Last Night I Said No But I Knew I Wanted It!Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph.If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.I'm free like the wind, wild like the stormHopeless Romantic Seek Filthy WhoreMy Parents Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became An Asshole!I Got A Harley For My Wife It Was A Good Trade!I Don't Get Mad I Get Even!

and ofc the smart biker ones that you usually see in my sig:Brakes are for pussiesIf all else fails lower your standardsI'm still missing my ex, but my aim is getting betterYou drive like old people fuckSorry I'm Late But Fuckin' Off Takes TimeI'm not afraid to go fast…. It's crashin' & burnin' that sucks!For some there's therapy…. For the rest of us there's beerTell your tits to quit staring at my eyesEven my shrink says it's all your fucking faultIf you can't ride it or take it to bed it ain't worth havingSimon says … go fuck yourselfChaos, panic and disorder …. My work here is doneFUCKAHOLICI Don't Need to Find Myself I'm Always At The Bar!If it wasn't for woman and beer I'd be wealthy49% son of a bitch…… 51% motherfuckerBe a flirt – lift your shirtBe reasonable – Do it my wayCrazy bastardDo I look like a people person?Do I look like I give a shit?Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!!!Every day I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off!!!Gun control is being able to hit your target!I do whatever the little voices in my head tell me to doI'm not totally useless – I can be used as a bad exampleIf I'd shot you when I wanted to I would be out by now!If it has tits or wheels it will give you problems!Is there a life after death? Touch me and find out!Never trust anything that bleeds 3 to 5 days and doesn't die!Some people are alive ONLY because it's illegal to kill them!The most dangerous place in the world is between me and my beer!!!To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid!When I die, bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass!If I learned from my mistakes, I'd be a fucking genius!I'm not prejudiced. I hate everybody!I'm the delinquent thats screwing your honor student!I don't need therapy. I enjoy being fucked up!More balls than brainsOVERWORKED and UNDERLAIDIf I were you I'd have sex with me!All grown up and still fascinated by nipplesIf it wasn't for sexual fantasies I wouldn't have any goals!If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer!I'm one of those bad things that happen to good peopleWARNING – Easily provoked and heavily armed!Cleverly disguised as a responsible adultOf all the things I've lost, i think i miss my mind the mostLegalize freedomI'm smiling. That alone should scare youYou call it love. I call it stalking!I'm not asking you to make my life easier, but please don't make it any harder!Commandment No. 11: Thou shalt not bitch!How about I just smack the stupid out of you?I told my mom i stopped raisin' hell and she called me a quitter!Everyone's an asshole until proven otherwiseI can see your point but i still think your full of shit!Death is life's way of saying you're fired!If you don't live on the edge you're taking up too much room!For some there's therapy, for me there's alcohol!Not bad for a total fuck up, huh?My wife is a travel agent for guilt trips.Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.Of Course I Love You Now Get Me A Beer!Can you shift gears? Or are you stuck on stupid?There will always be a place for you on my shit list!She don't like me when I'm drunk, I don't like her when I'm sober!I'm so far behind I think i'm first!Rule Number One – NEVER touch my motorcycle!I'm Not Being Rude Your Just Insignificant!Support Your Local Strip ClubI Molested Myself Last Night I Said No But I Knew I Wanted It!Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph.If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.I'm free like the wind, wild like the stormHopeless Romantic Seek Filthy WhoreMy Parents Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became An Asshole!I Got A Harley For My Wife It Was A Good Trade!I Don't Get Mad I Get Even!

I love quotes because sometimes single sentences can contain endless amounts of thought. Here are two of my favorites, and I'll explain why I like them a little.

"You only live once" - This quote is very simple but basically governs my every action. You have one life to live, which contains very little time to fulfill your dreams. But most of all, this quote just tells me to live my life according to what I think is right. I am going to enjoy myself and be the best person I can be, because this is the only one you have (minus and after life or something).

"When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly are, infinite." - This quote has a lot of meanings floating around the internet, but what it says to me is that we cannot perceive the world how it actually is. We have religious discussions, discussions about how and why life is, and how life is going to end, but the reality is we will never know the truth. One cannot disprove or prove God. The universe is infinite and we are each but a grain of sand on a vast beach.

"..Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."

"The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything".

"If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that."

anyways, good quote from V for Vendetta, even if it did puss out and didnt go the route of a true dystopia.."Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof." - "V For Vendetta"

and some other favs that have accumulated on my facebook

"It's a guaranteed disaster. Like eating a burrito before sex." - Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it." - Winston Churchill

"In comedy, this is what we like to call a 'layup'" - Dana Gould commenting on a Huell Howser (look him up everyone that doesnt live in califonia and watch public television) episode about the largest scale-colon that can be entered through by crawling

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?....Good night everybody" - Sid Vicious during and then directly thereafter a performance

"I'm from California. I'm a cop" - Edward Malus

"One of my most proud moments in history is when Nixon resigned. An entire nation just saw the rise and fall of a leader with no uprising" - Dr. Gregory Woll, my Hist. of Rock and Roll Teacher

"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" - Joseph Stalin

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Dark94Flame wrote:

Blink 182?Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".

Master Cthulhu wrote:

Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.

sarainadream wrote:

No fucking worries I guess you cunts, just wanted to bloody well plant the careful seed in your maggot infested brains.