Massa is blaming his supposedly non-scandal on a scapegoat hunt led by Democratic leaders who wanted him gone because he was voting “no” on health care reform. Fine. But he wasn’t going to let the barbs he threw end there. Calling Emmanuel the “son of the devil’s spawn” who “would strap his children to a front end of a steam locomotive” on his radio show Sunday, Massa described their intimate encounter.

Massa said Emanuel came up to him last year, shortly after he entered Congress, while he was trying to clean up to give him grief about a budget vote.
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“I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t gonna vote for the president’s budget,” Massa said. “Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? … It’s ridiculous.”

He continued, “By the way, what the heck is he doing in the congressional gym? He goes there to intimidate members of Congress.”

But let’s be fair: The only way for one guy to intimidate another in the showers is to swing a bigger dick than he. So is this Massa admitting Rahm’s wang is 2X the size of his own? Or does a certain Obama BFF just sport the lowest hangers? Details, Massa, details!