Cry Baby: Glen Davis' Biggest Fails

Mr. October, The Great One, Broadway Joe. In sports, nicknames can add to the legend of a player; some receive theirs through big game performances while others have been given pause-worthy nicknames for reasons we just don't want to know. But, as of late, nobody has lived up to their moniker quite like Boston Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis.

Recently, he made like a tantrum-throwing tyke when he decided his nickname would now be "Uno Uno" because he doesn't like "Big Baby." Sure, dude, we'll call you "Uno Uno" from now on—once you stop acting like a little snot. Seriously, from crying on the bench to shoving other kids, no one has lived up to their nickname like Big Baby. In honor of the "Big Baby" tag, we present to you the biggest L's of Glen Davis' career...

POSE WITH THE LARRY O'BRIEN TROPHYDATE: June 18, 2008FAIL: After the Boston Celtics defeated the Los Angeles Lakers to win the 2008 NBA finals championship, Big Baby was seen in this pose with the Larry O'Brien trophy. For a dude who only played a total of 15 minutes in the whole series, scoring only three points, this disrespect to the trophy isn't warranted. Winning your first 'chip is sweet, but not that sweet.

CRYING ON THE BENCHDATE: December 5, 2008FAIL: During a regular season game vs. the Portland Trailblazers, this pep talk from Kevin Garnett to rally bench players pushed Big Baby to tears. Now, when your actions prove this true to your nickname, why would you ever want to change it? He should count his blessings that it ain't Glen "Bitch-made" Davis or Glen "Big Pussy" Davis.

SHOVES KIDDATE: May 10, 2009FAIL: In game four of the Eastern Conference Semifinals vs. the Orlando Magic, Davis drained a mid-range jumper to win the game. Afterward, while in celebration, Davis shoved a kid in the front row out of the way as he stormed down the court. Big Baby might be a big kid but what about picking on someone your own size, like Shaq? Oh, you did already, our bad.

ATTEMPTS TO LEAVE EARLY FOR HALFTIMEDATE: October 7, 2009FAIL: In this preseason game vs. the Houston Rockets, Davis was a little too eager to get his hands on those halftime snacks. This isn't youth league ball anymore, Big Baby. Sneaking off to the locker rooms early isn't going to get you those extra juice boxes and chocolate puddings that you crave so much.

SUSPENDED FOR BREAKING THUMB IN A FIGHTDATE: October 27, 2009FAIL: Only two days before the 2009 season opener, Big Baby broke his thumb during a fight with his childhood friend while riding in an SUV. Davis required surgery on the broken thumb, causing him to miss six weeks and earning him a two-game suspension from the Celtics. Fighting with your friend while riding in a car? No, that doesn't sound like some childish shit at all.

FINED FOR TELLING FAN TO SUCK HIS DICKDATE: January 20, 2010FAIL: After a Detroit fan taunted him about his weight, Big Baby responded by saying, "Suck my dick." Given his aforementioned pose with the O'Brien trophy, we're not sure if that was an insult or just him cruising on the court. Either way, he received a $25,000 fine. Didn't Big Baby's mom ever tell him that sticks and stones may break his bones but big-ass fines from Commissioner Stern mean less trips to the Cheesecake Factory?