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5 Classic DIY Stoner Recipes

FACT: Stoned people like to eat all the things. But sometimes, interacting with a delivery guy is impossible, or takeout is too complicated, or it requires waaaaayyyy too many utensils (i.e. two) to keep track of. F*ck that. Stick with these simple recipes and you'll be laughing like an idiot in front of Adult Swim and stuffing your gob in no time. Remember your #lifegoals, my friend.

2. . Improvised Cracker Dip Spread

You probably didn't think to get crackers or dip, but what do you know, you do have stale rice cakes, pickles, and a goat cheese log. Why not? Dip, forget, repeat, forget...until you've eaten all of it -- then commence the shame spiral. Yolo!