Archive for October, 2013

Happy Halloween from Celebrity Bikini Gossip! Hope your day is extra creepy and scary! I know mine is as long as Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew are hanging out at the office doing nothing. It’s like Zombies at Work! lol

Enjoying a beautiful vacation holiday is sexy Kate Moss who is known for having the best figure in fashion. Kate Moss proudly displayed a curvier shape as she holidayed in Jamaica. The 39 year-old supermodel looked healthy and happy as she made a splash in the Caribbean Sea. Wearing a designer two-piece which consisted of a grey top and tiger-print bottoms, the Croydon-born star confidently showed off a shapely torso and more defined hourglass figure.

Joanna Krupa seems to naturally prefer less clothing, as The Real Housewives Of Miami star was back in a bikini by Monday. Putting her toned figure on display, the 34-year-old Polish bombshell donned a tiny two-piece to frolic around the pool with her husband Romain Zago in Miami, Florida. The bottoms to her bright pink and yellow string bikini could almost have been considered a thong, barely covering her firm derriere. Yet, with her sculpted physique, it’s no wonder why she chooses to show it off.

For some reason, I really like Courtney Stodden. I think she’s funny and kind of quirky and just young. She’s learning about life and it seems like she’s out and about more and more without her husband Doug. Rumor is that she’s trying to gain some independence from him after being on Celebrity Big Brother. I think they look cute together. Although every woman needs space to find herself. She’s looking very endowed in a black string bikini that enhances her recent plastic surgery addition. I’m sure she is going to become extremely popular in the years to come.

Hello my delightful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! Oh how I’ve missed you terribly. It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, your favorite bikini reporter back to spoil you with awesome pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis. I hope that your past week was as enjoyable as mine. I went on a romantic camping trip with my hubby Gerald. Just to a local spot here in Florida but it was awesome. We kissed underneath the stars and cuddled so tight. Married life is so wonderful! Next week we’re going to go skiing and I’m very excited about that because I’ve never been before.

Now, let’s get started with some really nice pictures of Aviva Drescher looking vibrant underneath the bright sun in a burgundy two-piece bikini. Even her sunglasses match her cute swimsuit. She looks just like the type of woman that Mr. Lance Butts would like to date. He calls them cougars for some reason but I just call her beautiful. Why does an older woman have to be referred to as some kind of animal. That’s why I’m so happy to have a respectful hubby who will love me the same when I’m 80 yrs old.

Portuguese model Sara Sampaio was on the prowl on Thursday, but it was all in the name of work as she posed for a sultry bikini shoot in a blue bikini. The 22-year-old Sara flashed some golden flesh in a blue bikini that had a sequin-detailed top and knotted bottoms. She ran her hands through her thick hair and pouted to the camera, even in between the professional shots. Don’t you just love it when they pout? We do!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been a very rewarding week with newbies and lots of sexy bikinis. I now hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always excited to post pictures of celebs in bikinis. This weekend, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are headed to Texas to a rodeo show. We love the rodeo. Maybe we will see you there. Until then, remember to NEVER BRING HOME ANY STRAYS!!! Take care! PEACE!!

Joanna Krupa found a way to beat the Miami heat…and offer a helping hand to her husband Romain Zago at the same time.
The Real Housewives of Miami star and model assisted her husband in the washing of the family Ferrari…while in a red bikini. The physically fit 34-year-old displayed her toned figure while sporting a crimson bikini top that featured large crystal-like gemstones on the straps of the halter. Isn’t that nice?

Holy Batgirl! Jennifer Nicole Lee makes a splash in superhero bikini bottoms while promoting her fitness program. She was crowned Miss Bikini America in 1996 after losing a staggering 70lbs. And nearly two decades later, Jennifer Nicole Lee is still just as eager to show off her fantastic body. The fitness guru was feeling feisty on Tuesday as she slipped into a pair of black and yellow bikini bottoms that were printed all over with the Batman logo. Pure Perfection!

Another newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the truly lovely Coleen Rooney. Coleen Rooney has certainly been enjoying her family holiday in Barbados, doting on her little baby Klay and son Kai while they enjoy the sandy beaches of the Caribbean island. And the wife of Wayne Rooney couldn’t have looked more tanned, wearing a neon pink bandeau bikini on Tuesday. But it was good to see Coleen had been making sure her children were extra protected from the sun, for their alabaster skin stood out against her bronzed body.

Hey Hey Hey, yeah, you know you’ve missed me! It’s the marvelous Mr. Lance Man, back from an awesome weekend with my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We hung out in the Florida Keys and boy did we have fun. Lots of bikini babes and cougar hotties all around. I must admit that I was rather dashing and managed to come home with a few prospective cougarettes phone numbers. I’m so sexy, I can barely stand myself. Tony Fish managed to catch a groupie who kept following us all around and I just told him to tell her that I was his boyfriend in hopes that she would leave him alone but she didn’t even care. She said that she wanted to be with him at all costs. Now that’s scary. Sorry Tony, I tried to help. lol

Alright, let’s start this week off with a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip by the name of Aviva Drescher. It’s hard to believe that Aviva Drescher is a mother of four with that incredible physique. The 43-year-old star of the Real Housewives Of New York City put the younger generation to shame as she strutted her amazing figure along the beach outside her Southampton home in New York recently. Aviva enjoyed the sun, sand and surf while wearing a very revealing blue two-piece bathing suit that left little to the imagination. Now that’s my kind of cougar but 4 kids? I’m not ready to be a daddy. But I can dream.

Sylvie van der Vaart shows off her bronzed body in a monochrome bikini as she hits the beach with son Damian. Sylvie van der Vaart gave no indication that she was troubled by the tumultuous goings on in her personal life when she hit the beach with son Damian on Monday. Indeed, the Dutch model and TV presenter was in a playful mood as she splashed around in the surf during her current stay in Miami, Florida. Her black bandeau bikini is awesome.

Ok, my sweet babies, it’s time to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew of friends. I don’t know why he allows them to follow him around. They never have any money to buy lunch are always looking through our office refrigerator for left overs. Alright, my darlings, until next time, remember to take care of yourself and that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Smooches!! Toodles!!

Some parents are happy to leave their children to their own devices on holiday, but not Sylvie van der Vaart. The model mother-of-one was up and about with her son Damien on the beach, playing games on the sandy shores of Miami. Wearing a floral bikini, Sylvie, 35, definitely proved herself to be an active, hands-on parent. Clearly Sylvie knows that switching up the style and shape of her bikini on a daily basis will leave with the least amount of tan lines; evident by her enviable bronzed skin.

She is no stranger to a skimpy bikini or two, but Rita Rusic was in danger of exposing a little too much in her latest swimwear. The Croatian singer came close to suffering a wardrobe malfunction on Saturday afternoon as she made a splash in Miami, Florida. The 53-year-old looked great in her pale pink bikini although her ample cleavage nearly spilled out of her tight top. That’s ok because if you have it, then flaunt it, that’s my motto.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton hits the beach in a skimpy red bikini and fishnet kaftan. The American hotel heiress, who doesn’t preoccupy herself with a full-time job, can afford to concentrate on matters such as what bikini to wear on the beach. So that is exactly what Paris did as she hit the beach in Malibu, California, dressed in a tiny red bikini and revealing black fishnet kaftan on Friday. Nice!!

Hello my most awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! I’ve missed you so much. It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, and I have so many hot celebrities wearing sexy bikinis this week!! As far as my life, it’s going very well and my husband, Gerald, and I are still very much in love and so happy together. We want to have children so please hope for that for us. I want twins!

Alright, let’s start off by showing an updated Heidi Montag showing off curves in a blue and white tie-dyed bandeau bikini. She’s lounging and standing in her lovely bikini. I must admit that she looks much more natural these days than in the past. Heidi has admitted to letting up on the plastic surgery and that’s good because too much of that isn’t good or healthy. Keep up the great job Heidi.

Who needs Real Housewives? Gretchen Rossi shows off her bikini body in the Bahamas after ‘being fired’ from show. Showing she has a body made for the limelight, the blonde bombshell made sure she was snapped in her tiny, bedazzled pink bikini, kneeling on the tropical sands in front of the crystal blue ocean. I’m sure there are plenty more opportunities for Gretchen in the reality TV business.

In the meantime, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to hang out in the Florida Keys to enjoy some of this great weather before hurricane season really sets in. I love hurricanes because the girls get scared and want to come and stay at our place. Vinnie has a condo in the Keys and we’re going to see what kind of trouble we can get into down there. I’ll keep you posted! Until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and take care of yourself!! PEACE!!!