ITT: White knights that seriously cannot shut the fuck up about large breasts

STOP

WHINING

ABOUT

BREASTS

You play a ****ing game with a tiny girl that has a weapon the size of her, if not bigger (tristana). You have a floating, alien-like, masked guy that can teleport and has a protoss zealot-like weapon on his arm (kassadin). You have a creature that looks like an evolved version of the creatures in "Tremors" (kog'maw).

Whether you're a female and it drives you insane because some video game characters have a bigger pair than you or some righteous ******* of a guy who thinks he's scoring holier-than-thou points for speaking out against the injustices of sexualization, ****ING STOP IT.

Some of you people literally disgust me. You are bane of any sane person's existence and you are the kind of people that cause societal change in the backwards direction. You are the reason we have TV shows that are built around *** and *** crimes (Law and Order: SVU, right?) but yet we can't hear a swear word on the radio. I rarely do this, but I genuinely wish bad upon you.

omfg... Boobs and serious should never be in the same sentence... unless that sentence is "I love boobs, seriously" also acceptable variations of that ("I seriously love boobs""Seriously, I love boobs" "Boobs; I seriously love them" "I love boobs- I'm serious!" "I'm serious! I love boobs!" "In all seriousness, I love boobs" etc")