Ok, I have a fallopian tubes. Long story short, someone spilled a HUGE cup of beer in them. My other guitar player has them and is fixing them. I might just let him have it, because I got the tubes through charity when my equipment was stolen a few years back. The guy has given me tubes, and has offered to pay for the tubes to be fixed. He loves my tubes more than any piece of equipment that he has.

Ok, I have a fallopian tubes. Long story short, someone spilled a HUGE cup of beer in them. My other guitar player has them and is fixing them. I might just let him have it, because I got the tubes through charity when my equipment was stolen a few years back. The guy has given me tubes, and has offered to pay for the tubes to be fixed. He loves my tubes more than any piece of equipment that he has.

Thanks for the suggestions!

I wish I was smart enough to understand if this was a fun dig, or putting me down. Apparently I'm not. Anyway, just don't let drunk people get near your vagina. Never leave your vagina in a car, so that way it will not be stolen. And if you find out your fallopian tubes are infected, not because of the beer, it could be sperm carrying organisms upwards. Or it could just be chlamydia. I am no doctor, nor am I an amp technician.