I don't peel it. Vile. I, as a civilized, adult female, refuse to choose the eating method that involves the most frequent contact of the food with my hands. Namesake means jack shit when LISTERIA is out to play

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I separate my eye lashes with a safety pin and do nightly face moisturizing regimens

Somehow I'm still Rly gross!

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I have a blanket that I put under my face when I sleep cus it bothers me to breathe hot air into my face but for some reason smelling that blanket evokes a really strange catharsis for me

When I do this, it really freaks people out

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I like to walk around with huge uggs and really tiny shorts

Makes me feel like a j pop star. No qualms about opening the front door like this. And I'm aware of how weird my leg shape is.

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My music taste is not only really bad, but also really repetitive

I play songs fuckin OUT. Hope future hubs likes foreigner

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Sometimes I watch YouTube videos to cry

Which everyone does but I like to watch natural birth videos. Seriously I break down. It's such a happy amazing thing.....I can't think about it too much in public or I start crying

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I once described the size of a guys dick as "nothing to write home about."

Aligning him with my college campus' Thai restaurant and my first impression of birdman