Meanwhile, Stephanie Meyer is in the process of suing Bram Stoker for stealing her concept.

Kids today...

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"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

I'm guessing the writer is a teenager who has no idea movies were made before 2000.

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"...the luscious love melons of Linnea Quigley are back on the screen in 'Sexbomb,' except that she's no longer Linnea Quigley. She's billed simply as 'Linnea'... So, you might be wondering, where is Linnea Qui... I mean, Linnea? She's exactly where we would expect, wandering around through the background with her breasts hanging out. She's got maybe, oh, eight words to say in this movie, and most of them are 'Here, I brought you some coffee.'"-Joe Bob on SEXBOMB

I personally feel its a crime against humanity that Stephanie Myers has made millions off writing such horsesh*t. Twilight's central theme can be boiled down to a bunch of supernatural teens in a forest complaining about life. The end...

I just want to laugh and laugh and laugh until the cows come home. That has to be the best story I have ever heard in a long time. I'm so using that my Weekly News Summary for one of my classes. It'll be a hoot!

I personally have nothing against Twilight the movie or book series, but if I wanted to read or watch a love story about a human and a vampire, I would read the manga Chibi Vampire or watch Karin. Much better story!

That letter is hilarious. What an idiot to think that Twilight invented werewolves. I'm sure they think that it invented Vampires too - If they see a vampire that dies in sun light instead of sparkling they may just write another of these letters!