“I still can’t believe I can buy some things sometimes,” the returning “Real Housewife of New York” said during a panel talk with Gilt co-founder Alexandra Wilkis Wilson and Makers creator Dyllan McGee hosted by PureWow.

“I call my financial advisor all the time to ask if I can buy certain things, and I’m like, ‘I can buy a purse?!’ ”

If only jail-bound fellow “Housewife” Teresa Giudice had followed her advice.