Daddy Rybak is a middle-aged slime-ball with mysterious facial scars and smoldering good looks. He loves to lurk in corners, stalk pretty teenagers, and lock people in insane asylums. He also knows how to hold his rum and coke.

Derek No Last Name is a teenage dreamboat with a low IQ and possession charges. He’s known for petty theft, doing lots of sit ups, and having cruel intentions.

Alec’s been holding the reins in this power-play, but now that he’s acting like a cold-hearted cupid, Derek’s had enough. After all, he loves Char (Kirsten Prout) so much that he’s willing to get locked up in the clink for her! For now, Derek’s got the upper hand, but will he beat Alec at his own game and successfully blackmail him, or will he end up a girlfriend-less jailbird?