Guerrilla filmmaker, film making gorilla, relatively new parent, ever a child of the universe, and conjurer of clever-like but still pretentious enough taglines.

Thought Diarrhea

First, all apologies to anyone who might actually care for my being so remiss on updating or posting anything on this blog. To be honest, sometimes to me blogging is simply just a way to have far more thought out and wordy Facebook status updates. It often seems that calling it “blogging” creates a sort of bubble that allows a sufferer of “thought diarrhea” (aka blogger) to attribute a false sense of legitimacy with a dash of pretentiousness akin to what I see all the time in any creative community. I have done so myself more than I’ll ever admit. Many creative people who say I’m an “artist” or I’m a “musician” or I’m a “writer” or worst of all I’m a “filmmaker” and now throw in I’m a “blogger” find that doing so is an awesome way to clothe one’s self in a fiction suit of validation. With all of the above monikers, the substance and output are what makes someone a real artist, musician,writer, filmmaker, or blogger, and that output is what separates the real from the full-of-shitters.

Example of a “creative artist” who doesn’t actually do anything.

So let me get back to it so I can really call myself a blogger with substance and output. Let me get on with communicating with the world via this silly and strange and wonderful and terrifying internet, the “WWW” also known as the World Wide Who gives a fuck what it’s called ’cause lookit, boobs and kittens! So here’s a little rundown of what’s to come for Universal Half Truths in the days ahead:

A pointed remark or two or three about how if you are still against the legalization of marijuana you are, simply put, stupid. Plus a thought or two on how corporations and businesses who adhere to strict drug testing and no tolerance policies are going to be steadily left behind and become stagnant by refusal to adjust to the unstopping growth of working professionals who are cannabis users.

A word or seven on how awesome it would be if the band Queen did the soundtracks to all movies. With examples from “Highlander” and “Flash Gordon” (both films with soundtracks by Queen) to illustrate the point.

A running update on how the work on “Rolling With Kings” is coming along as we try to take 400 or so hours of footage and interviews and turn them into an 1 and a half hour film that is enjoyable.

A post here or there in which I share excerpts from scripts I have written in the vain hopes that more people will read them, offer constructive critique, and maybe even give one to someone who wants to buy one or all of them. Look, if you know anyone who is a writer, much less a screenwriter, you know they will slap you in the face with their scripts until you want to pull their tongue out through their navel to try and get you to read them. And even then the screenwriter will keep trying. So please, when these posts start coming up, read them. Seriously, don’t push me or this can happen:

Read my work or unbelievably heated up innocent blood will be on your hands.

Here’s to one hell of a 2014 everyone!!!

Illustrations by my awesome sister Lyn (captions and the wordy things by me), you should follow her rather enjoyable blog The Lazy Lady.

6 thoughts on “Thought Diarrhea”

I do to! Hope you don’t mind the little tweaks to them. I plan on using them as a reoccurring thing, changing up the captions and wording on any as warranted. It’s an honor to have some of your awesome stuff on here.

So, Sam, I think you are a blogger. I don’t give a fuck how often you post, you make them count, man! And I am so glad you have this blog because it is the last place on the Internet I can say FUCK without thinking about the consequences. And it feels good. And you can delete this comment if it has too many FUCKS in it, and that will only add to the hilarity.

The Illustrations look nice, especially the one about the idea guy.

I feel that I have been a little remiss, because you posted this three days ago and I am just now commenting. I know I can do better 😉

All of the ideas you mention in this post sound good. I am very interested in updates on the film any time you feel like posting them,I totally agree with you about Queen.

I'm a woman in my 40's and finally feeling that I know who I am and why I am, I would like to share the shadows from my life. Having got here fairly intact and along the way found the ability to take a step back and see things more clearly it is my hope that perhaps by blogging I may help others through their own dark places.

Damyanti Biswas is an author, blogger, animal-lover, spiritualist. Her work is represented by Ed Wilson from the Johnson & Alcock agency. When not pottering about with her plants or her aquariums, you can find her nose deep in a book, or baking up a storm.