[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.-Darwin

I can't come in to work today. Why not? Well...my only clean shirt has a picture of my boss having sex with his secretary in his office. I can stay home? I get the rest of the week off paid? Thanks!

"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black

I always just called out with explosive diarrhea. They don't want to know the details, so I don't have to talk my way out of it, and they just suggest that I alter my eating habit every five times or so.

Vote Pieces for Pope! She didn't buy me off with the funny hat, I swear!... She made me a cardinal.

fueledbycoffee wrote:I always just called out with explosive diarrhea. They don't want to know the details, so I don't have to talk my way out of it, and they just suggest that I alter my eating habit every five times or so.

If KW were your boss he'd demand you bring in a sample as proof.

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

fueledbycoffee wrote:I always just called out with explosive diarrhea. They don't want to know the details, so I don't have to talk my way out of it, and they just suggest that I alter my eating habit every five times or so.

If KW were your boss he'd demand you bring in a sample as proof.

....or just to fuck with you/the other employees.

(PS, the use of caps on my initials is disrespectful/offensive to me.)