Sunday, September 30, 2007

With the close of the regular season, it's time to use some of the pictures I've compiled throughout the season, which I've either forgotten about or not had the opportunity to use. The first of which is the Hulk who just hurt his hand changing a tire. He'll regret his actions later, as he's hitchhiking out of town but those jean shorts sure look sharp.

Reds finished the season with a big old 'w' but did allow the Cubs to clinch the division with the subpar performances the first two games. So, even though they'll have the worst record of all the playoff teams, the Cubs still get to be involved. But just ask the Mets how it feels to have hope raised, then crushed. Fortunately, the Reds were never really in contention, so my hope was never raised to the point it could be effectively dashed. The victory today was fueled by Joey Votto's monster day. A bomb and a double knocked in five. Bailey was not excellent, but wins are important to a young pitcher. Way to beat the Cubs JV team and finish the season on a high note.

The next few days will be filled with various recaps of the season before the author my offseason disguise, featured to the right, and heads underground. The moustache is real human hair. I know my personal analysis is what keeps the audience coming back. Who's ready for 2008?

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