I'm told The Winners Club (TM) on Twitter is Flirt-Fighting about what kind of pies are garbage. Some are pretending apple pies are garbage; others are pretending peach pies are garbage. Most of the Flirt-Fight tweets go like this: "PEACH PIES ARE GARBAGE AND ONLY GARBAGE PEOPLE LIKE THEM. OH GOD I'M SO LONELY. PLEASE TALK TO ME OR I MIGHT END THINGS. MY WIFE WON'T TOUCH ME AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE FUCKING MY OFFICE."And a NeverTrumper Twitchy person is documenting NeverTrumper Tom Nichol's flirt-fight about rock bands. Great. We all need to read about NeverTrump LonelyHearts' flirt-fights and desperate cries for a human connection.

POETRY: Baton-Wielding Antifa Pussy Gets KNOCKED DA FUCK OUTMan, this anti-antifa guy's punch is so slow and telegraphed he might as well have sent it Pony Express. Can't argue with the effect, though. I guess he started it as some kind of Super-Move Whirlwind Uppdercut but then cancels out to a Forward 3 hook with Meter Burn.Thanks to TexasDan. I'm just watching this over and over to peaceful Enya music.

The Joke Laundry: A friend relayed a joke he heard from a comedian (whose name I forget). The joke goes, "It's now politically incorrect to say 'chicks with dicks.' The new politically correct term is 'men who talk too much.'"

Literal Salon Conservative: "Lifelong Conservative" (I'll Get to That in a Minute) Tom Nichols Celebrates His Third Year of Leaving the Republican Party by Giving an Interview to SalonBy the way, headlines routinely claim he's a "lifelong Republican." This one avoided that, settling for "lifelong conservative" -- citation needed, but it's not a flat-out lie. In fact, Tom Nichols already left the GOP in 2012 -- I think Romney was too severely conservative for him, though he claims he left because he didn't want to be in a party that would consider Newt Gingrich as a possibly, maybe viable candidate -- and only re-joined after Trump had wrapped up the nomination to oppose the Republican candidate. That's right -- he became a Republican again only to fight the actual Republican nominee. This is by his own admission (though he does permit his media friends to misrepresent him as a "lifelong Republican" when they find that clickbaity or politically useful).This is all about becoming famous, as is his appearances as an expert on the alien-baiting show "NASA's Unexplained Files." To borrow a line from the racist Ta-Nehesi Coates, Tom Nichol's thirst for fame is Saharan.

LOL: JK Rowling's Newest Movie Scores Lowest Ratings of Series, as well as the Lowest US Box Office OpeningGrace Randolph compares JK Rowling to Kathleen Kennedy and compares the last installment to The Last Jedi and Batman V. Superman (the movie that still makes money, but less money than expected) and the new one to Solo and Justice League (the movie that gets punished due to disappointment over the last one). She calls this a franchise in trouble, just like Star Wars and the DCEU.Maybe JK should spend more time editing her unwieldy, unfocused scripts and less time on Twitter calling random strangers Nazis.