You totally won’t believe this, guys, but Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend is a hot young model! Well, that’s according to Kat Torres, who’s the hot young model in question. There’s nothing questionable about the idea of Leonardo DiCaprio dating Kat Torres. It makes perfect sense–especially when you consider that Leonardo is 38 years old and Kat is turning 25 years old in about two weeks. Leonardo needs to keep working that age difference if he wants to be dating an 18-year-old when he’s 50 years old. That’s the Hollywood tradition.

But people are debating whether or not the blonde Brazilian is telling the truth. The morning started with news reports that Kat had told the Brazilian newspaper Extra that she and Leonardo were hot ‘n heavy. Then she added, “We have a pact that nothing can ever be said about our relationship.” Yeah, there might be a good reason for that. It wasn’t so long ago that Leonardo was hobbing his nob with Toni Garrn at the US Open Tennis Championships. Maybe the reclusive movie star blurred the lines a little bit while moving between models. That kind of thing can be awkward. So we’re told.

But some veteran gossipmongers are saying “nuh-uh” and that Kat is just a big fat liar. We do not consider Kat to be big or fat. That’s just crazy talk. Still, it is kind of curious that Kat claims to have first gotten together with Leonardo at Cannes, which was about five months ago. Nobody seems to have picked up on a Kat/Leonardo relationship since then. A gal who’ll randomby go blabbing to Extra probably isn’t the type that can keep a secret for that long.

But we don’t like the suggestion that Kat is just looking for publicity. She’s already working steadily. Some media types are reporting that Kat’s a Victoria’s Secret model, but we don’t think that’s true. There’s a photoshop floating around online that probably fooled those guys. That’s still not Kat’s fault. Take a look at these photos, and you’ll likely agree that Kat has a bright future even without a movie star boyfriend. And even if Kat made up some things, we’re thinking that Leonardo won’t mind the idea…