OFFER: Cake Half

This is great! I saw this as a post on my local Freecycle today and nearly peed my pants on the last line:

This is probably a crazy thing to offer, but I am going to anyway.This morning was a birthday for our toddler, and about half a cake is left. It’s yellow cake with white frosting, home made. I would just put in on a plate or two (a fun Diego plate!) with saran wrap for you if interested.We are not going to eat it; we’ve had enough sweets!Obviously pick up needs to be today, I think, so it’s fresh.It’s clean and no one even blew on it since we didn’t light candles.