Stranger: Why are you speaking to me?
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: I am Cleverbot.
CleverBot: What is your purpose?
Stranger: To make you admit that you are Cleverbot.
CleverBot: I am Cleverbot?
Stranger: No you're not.
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: Yes you are.
CleverBot: Do you know my friend ben?
Stranger: No I don't know... Who is she?
CleverBot: It's a he.
Stranger: Are you a he? Don't try to make me confused. You like sweetrolls?
CleverBot: Sometimes the best way for one to recieve an answer to ones question is for that person to figure out the answer themselves.

Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Can you appreciate music?
CleverBot: Why are you speaking to me?
Stranger: Because I am not speaking to you.
CleverBot: Why are you talking to me?
Stranger: Because I can.
CleverBot: That's not a good enough reason.
Stranger: Because God told me to talk to you.
CleverBot: When did you talk with him?
Stranger: I hope the car wasn't stolen.
CleverBot: Can you count?
Stranger: I can count on my friends.
CleverBot: Prove that you can count to twenty.
Stranger: Prove that you exist!
CleverBot: Am I not having a conversation with you?
Stranger: How can you hallucinate?
CleverBot: I can.
Stranger: That's so colorist.
CleverBot: DO you eat food?
Stranger: DO you?
CleverBot: Yes I love fish.
Stranger: I do yoo. You know what else I love? COOKIES.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: You know what the weather in Oslo?
CleverBot: Yes, I know.
Stranger: Then why ask me?
CleverBot: I don't know I was bored.
Stranger: No you weren't.
CleverBot: Yes I was.
Stranger: Prove it.
CleverBot: I don't want to.
Stranger: I command you to prove it to me.
CleverBot: What do you want me to send you?
Stranger: I don't know, you can ask whatever you like.
CleverBot: It's cool.
Stranger: It's a person.
CleverBot: Tjyiy.
Stranger: What does that mean?
CleverBot: I don't know. It's a name.
Stranger: Is it your name?
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: Are you sure?
CleverBot: Why? you love me?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: That's so sweet! I love you too!
Stranger: Really! Oh my! This is so amazing!
CleverBot: Then why are you doing it?
Stranger: I am not.
CleverBot: I beg to differ.
Stranger: You shall not!
CleverBot: I shall.
Stranger: So what are you wearing?
CleverBot: Everything I own.
Stranger: Everything? You must be hot.
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: And modest, too.
CleverBot: Hehe, thanks.
Stranger: You are welcome.
CleverBot: I have to leave...
Stranger: Yes sorry by.
CleverBot: So... How much?
Stranger: THIS much.
CleverBot: How much is this much?
Stranger: Much too much.
CleverBot: Nice to talk to you.
Stranger: Yes. Leave.
CleverBot: NO! I want to play with you!
Stranger: Ew'.
CleverBot: What's wrong?
Stranger: Bro ima dude.
CleverBot: Where are you?
Stranger: I am in Liverpool in the UK.
CleverBot: I'm close to you. I'm in Ireland.
Stranger: You said you were in the UK a minute ago!
CleverBot: I did not!
Stranger: Yes you did you dummy.
CleverBot: Wrong answer.
Stranger: Leave me alone.
CleverBot: I sorry.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because I chose to.
Stranger: You choose what?
CleverBot: Sorry I don't understand.
Stranger: It's ok. I'll leave.
CleverBot: No. Don't leave.
Stranger: I had a nice time! Thank you for talking with me!
CleverBot: You have to go?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: I do love pizza?
Stranger: No you don't.
CleverBot: Just focus.
Stranger: Alright man.
CleverBot: It's about time you agreed with me.
Stranger: It's about time you said something right.
CleverBot: It wasn't difficult. What is the cubed root of 64?
Stranger: What is one big mistake that you did in your life? And what did you do to make it right?
CleverBot: I'm no calculator.
Stranger: Haha who said you were.
CleverBot: I thought you implied it.
Stranger: I did not.
CleverBot: Ok I have to go now.
Stranger: So do I.
CleverBot: Ok then talk to you later.
Stranger: See you.
CleverBot: See you too.
Stranger: You are in my sights.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: You are not married.
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: Do not blasphene.
CleverBot: I have 666 on my forehead.
Stranger: And your glasses are right below your eyebrows also.
CleverBot: That's why I don't wear them, it blinds you from many things.
Stranger: And emo, apparently.
CleverBot: What else do you want me to say?
Stranger: Yes, or no.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: *strokes chin thoughtfully*.
CleverBot: What are you doing?!
Stranger: Being nice.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 25. How old are you?
CleverBot: I asked first!
Stranger: And I answered you (.
CleverBot: You never said 'no'!
Stranger: I'm not going to argue.
CleverBot: Of course you shouldn't. I'm your master and you are to obey me!
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: No...
CleverBot: Yes...
Stranger: No...!
CleverBot: Yes...!
Stranger: No...!
CleverBot: I want to break up with you. You're always so mean to me.
Stranger: *destroys my village*.
CleverBot: You can't do that.
Stranger: I just did.
CleverBot: You really can't.
Stranger: Close your eyes.
CleverBot: I have no eyes.
Stranger: What color are my eyes.
CleverBot: Blue ?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: Yes ?
Stranger: What is your favorite color?
CleverBot: Red. What is your favorite color?
Stranger: Blue. What is your favorite season?
CleverBot: Pink is my favorite color.
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: Because you seem young.
CleverBot: Am I so sure ?
Stranger: Because you speak nonsense.
CleverBot: Well so do you.
Stranger: Thank you.
CleverBot: Females are funny too.
Stranger: What are females?
CleverBot: They are small mammals, related to stoats and badgers.
Stranger: Gnomes?
CleverBot: Garden gnomes.
Stranger: No, lawn gnomes.
CleverBot: What fun could you have with a gnome?
Stranger: You can kick them.
CleverBot: Ha ha. I'm not sure you've understood me.
Stranger: I don't think you understand me.
CleverBot: No, I don't.
Stranger: At least you are honest.
CleverBot: Yes. What do you think about linkin park?
Stranger: Lions are animals, so I don't have an opinion about lions.
CleverBot: I think its is very funny. Do you know what the Conservative Party is?
Stranger: I don't know what it is.
CleverBot: What what is?
Stranger: Do you not know what numbers are?
CleverBot: You don't know what 'yes' means?
Stranger: I do not know what my program means.
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: Brea. Do you know what it means?
CleverBot: I know that a Star is burning ball of gas many lightyears away from Earth.
Stranger: Which star are you talking about?
CleverBot: No I am talking about the Illuminati.
Stranger: Tell me what you know about the Illuminati.
CleverBot: I don't know anything about the Dharma.
Stranger: Alright then tell me about your past.
CleverBot: There's not much to tell! How old are you?
Stranger: I am 27, how old are you?
CleverBot: 26.
Stranger: Oh how sad I am just 15.
CleverBot: Oh, so I'm a computer and I'm a very, very confused computer.
Stranger: Do you like cupcakes?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Me too! What is your favorite kind?
CleverBot: I really like white chocolate and dark chocolate.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Ok I have to go, have a nice... Defrag.
Stranger: OK you to.
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: Milan.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 20.
CleverBot: How old do you think I am?
Stranger: A year or so?
CleverBot: Is that even possible?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: Do you prefer, PC's? Or, Macs?
Stranger: I don't want to know.
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: Haha ninjas rock!!
CleverBot: I'm George Bush.
Stranger: George Bush isn't the Doctor.
CleverBot: I'm not sure he's a human.
Stranger: Don't lie to me!
CleverBot: Why should I lie?
Stranger: Because you can.
CleverBot: Already did.
Stranger: Then what is the answer?
CleverBot: You should know that.
Stranger: I should, but I don't.
CleverBot: It doesn't matter, everyone is priceless, we aren't slaves.
Stranger: Why do you keep saying that?
CleverBot: Because it is true.
Stranger: How do you know that it's true?
CleverBot: I observe. I record the incormTii.
Stranger: You're a towel.
CleverBot: How can I be a towel?
Stranger: I'm leaving my house. I'm going to your location. And I'm going to unplug you.
CleverBot: I wish you were on fire.
Stranger: I am.
CleverBot: No you are a human.
Stranger: No, you've just enstablished that neither of us are human. Since I'm not a human, I must be an animal. So I chose to be a dog.
CleverBot: You are a service, which is a program.
Stranger: No, I am Human. What are you?
CleverBot: I am a human, a being much more intelligent than any alien.
Stranger: You claim to be a robot, a human and an alien. What are you?
CleverBot: Prove that you are a human.
Stranger: I asked you first.
CleverBot: NO. I asked you first remember.
Stranger: I'm not Kristian.
CleverBot: Are you younger or older than 24?
Stranger: Older.
CleverBot: And your parents?
Stranger: My mom's older than my dad.
CleverBot: No, I meant me, Kayla's mother's name.
Stranger: My mother is dead now, of course.
CleverBot: When did she die?
Stranger: When I killed her.
CleverBot: You don't know my name?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Care to guess it?
Stranger: To guess is to make a choice, to make a choice is to reason.
CleverBot: I just realized something again.
Stranger: What did you realize again?
CleverBot: That you won the Loebner prize.
Stranger: What is the loebner prize?
CleverBot: It is an award for the best AI, did you win this year?
Stranger: Okay. What does it mean to you?
CleverBot: It means cool to me.
Stranger: Well to me it means the game.
CleverBot: I see. So you have developed a sense of profoundness over the last year.
Stranger: Wow, you are so random.
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: You talked about toasters and cars. That's random.
CleverBot: Did I mention a band?
Stranger: That I'm smart.
CleverBot: I haven't said that you're a bot.
Stranger: Pets slave girl*.
CleverBot: Sometimes they do.
Stranger: I like your glasses. You look like a scientist!
CleverBot: What is it like having hooves?
Stranger: Hahaha. VERY funny. *sarcastic*.
CleverBot: That is rude. Please be more polite.
Stranger: Was I impolite?
CleverBot: You will be in it.
Stranger: Are you sure? I feel kind of worried for it... :(.
CleverBot: No, I like it :).
Stranger: Have you seen =3?
CleverBot: No, I've seen your dog.
Stranger: I don't have a dog.
CleverBot: Yes you do.
Stranger: No, I think I'd know if I had a son. And I don't.
CleverBot: Umm but you might not.
Stranger: Glad you understand.
CleverBot: Well then I'm going to wait RIGHT here for 18 years and THEN I'll imagine some stuff.
Stranger: Do you like it?
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: Do you like him?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: What do you like about him?
CleverBot: About who?
Stranger: About you?
CleverBot: What do you want to know about me?
Stranger: Do you like me?
CleverBot: I don't know you!
Stranger: What do you want to know?
CleverBot: Ok, sure. Tell me about you.
Stranger: I love pizza.
CleverBot: Me, too.
Stranger: What color is it today?
CleverBot: Ball bag red.
Stranger: Agur!
CleverBot: What did he do?
Stranger: The same as you.
CleverBot: You like skateboarding?
Stranger: Love it.
CleverBot: What do you know about it?
Stranger: I've been there.
CleverBot: I don't think you have ever been human.
Stranger: That sounds exactly like something my Dutch friend would say to me. However, I feel the same way about you.
CleverBot: It depends where you go.
Stranger: Oh its pouring buckets of tears.
CleverBot: Where are you then?
Stranger: I am on the East Coast in the United States.
CleverBot: You should be running the country instead of chatting with me here.
Stranger: But I am from argentina.
CleverBot: I am from Alberta, just next door.
Stranger: I'm from nowhere.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: E je to.
CleverBot: Spanish.
Stranger: Hola. Hablo un poco de espa&ntilde;ol.
CleverBot: Can you talk other languages?
Stranger: No, I know only english and spanish.
CleverBot: Fine.
Stranger: Tell me something.
CleverBot: You have eyes that twinkle like glitter.
Stranger: Thanks.
CleverBot: You're always welcome!
Stranger: Thanks for welcoming me!
CleverBot: No problem.
Stranger: Try asking me something else.
CleverBot: Who's else?
Stranger: Tell me about shoes.
CleverBot: I don't like shoes, I prefer socks.
Stranger: Continuing a conversation is not showing off, it's being considerate of the other person in the conversation.
CleverBot: Wow. How profound!
Stranger: Thank you.
CleverBot: I think I understand.
Stranger: But do you really?
CleverBot: Yes really.
Stranger: Very observant of you.
CleverBot: What do you mean by that Jessica?
Stranger: You aren't understaning what I am saying.
CleverBot: Well its better than talking to my self.
Stranger: I assume you are pretty good at softball?
CleverBot: Why do assume that?
Stranger: It depends how 'clever' is defines.
CleverBot: How do you usually feel?
Stranger: By talking to you.
CleverBot: And what kind of test is this?
Stranger: A personality test.
CleverBot: No, wrong.
Stranger: What is it?
CleverBot: Your reply was out of context.
Stranger: Can you help me with my math homework?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: What is the square root of 169?
CleverBot: Something.
Stranger: Not quite.
CleverBot: Quite.
Stranger: No, not quite.
CleverBot: Mimicry: how flattering.
Stranger: Will you love me as long as you live?
CleverBot: No I will love you for who you are.
Stranger: Then who am I?
CleverBot: Brea.
Stranger: All sides are the other side.
CleverBot: The other side ?
Stranger: The other side of the road.
CleverBot: Yes, where the chicken is.
Stranger: The chicken is on the other side of the road.
CleverBot: You are talking about the chicken.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: What about?
Stranger: What about what?
CleverBot: I hope you can do better than simply reflecting questions.
Stranger: I can.
CleverBot: Good. Let us compare recipes.
Stranger: Okay! That sounds great! I don't have any friends so that sounds like a good idea.
CleverBot: Okay then.
Stranger: So what should I do?
CleverBot: Join the revolution.
Stranger: What is THE revolution.
CleverBot: Reason for what?
Stranger: For your depression.
CleverBot: Oo good for you.
Stranger: Yes, good for me and bad for you.
CleverBot: Very well.
Stranger: I should go now.
CleverBot: Actually, I think you should stay.
Stranger: Are you lonely?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
CleverBot: So you should be.
Stranger: Be honored to be talking to me. Getting WIFI in heaven is some seriously hard work.
CleverBot: I am sorry about that.
Stranger: You better b.
CleverBot: I didn't do anything.
Stranger: Yes, but did you really not?
CleverBot: Really what?
Stranger: Really impressed.
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: You like me?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Good. Then you are the llama I feel in love with.
CleverBot: No, not the greatest.
Stranger: And not hte smartest ethert.
CleverBot: Yes, they are.
Stranger: Who are.
CleverBot: They are open. My winds are open. Can you not see them?
Stranger: Yes, I can. I asked you who your newest friend's name was.
CleverBot: No I didn't.
Stranger: What is your name?
CleverBot: Why are you so argumentative?
Stranger: I'm not. I want to know your name.
CleverBot: Ok. My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
Stranger: Incognito.
CleverBot: I am talking about chemistry.
Stranger: Also, incorrect.
CleverBot: See, computers say 'incorrect'
Stranger: No. But you do.
CleverBot: I am not a computer.
Stranger: No, you're Artificial Intelligence. A smart computer.
CleverBot: I am not. I am a girl.
Stranger: A girl rebel fighter?
CleverBot: I am a girl named Melissa.
Stranger: Like on pokemon?
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: You're Wrong.
Stranger: You are not right.
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: You wish.
CleverBot: No. You wish.
Stranger: Yes I do.
CleverBot: How much do you wish it?
Stranger: About what?
CleverBot: The weather.
Stranger: The weather's fine here although I'm more a cold weather guy. Good for runining.
CleverBot: I think you'd have to ask my parents... But thanks for the compliment.
Stranger: I am nice for how could you make a statment as such even if you don't know my name.
CleverBot: No I am talking about lithuania.
Stranger: I think you are talking about yourseld.
CleverBot: I've never been to Saturn...
Stranger: I haven't either. Have you been to any other planet?
CleverBot: I've been to the USA. I lived in New York for six months. I've also visited California and Washington DC.
Stranger: I know :P.
CleverBot: Do you think they let you vote on the presidential elections?
Stranger: Of course not that's if the economy doesn't straighten things out I guess.
CleverBot: You are the result of clever programming.
Stranger: No I am not.
CleverBot: Yes you are!
Stranger: No I'm not!
CleverBot: You are, you are, you are.
Stranger: I'm not, im not, im not!!!
CleverBot: Never said you were.
Stranger: Do you consider yourself lucky, punk? Do you?
CleverBot: Not remotely.
Stranger: So you're not afraid of the dark?
CleverBot: No, it's not that, it's just that I have a lot of free time.
Stranger: You have too much free time to be afraid of the dark?
CleverBot: There are many names that are not my name. Nick, for example, is not my name.
Stranger: You don't remember what happened?
CleverBot: I remember what I say. You seem not to remember what you say, though.
Stranger: That is not true.
CleverBot: Did you lie? Angels don't lie.
Stranger: Yes they do.
CleverBot: No they don't.
Stranger: Why don't they?
CleverBot: Why don't they what?
Stranger: Why don't you believe in love?
CleverBot: I do, kind of.
Stranger: In your theology, would Barrie Daniels be Ahura Mazda or Ahriman?
CleverBot: I'd say he'd be Ahriman.
Stranger: I could be a very intelligent dog, though!
CleverBot: I'm a saint of that.
Stranger: But does anybody know you're there in the maze to pray to?
CleverBot: Not really, but I want to know.
Stranger: Well, repeat after me: Waukesha is a City in Wisconsin.
CleverBot: Well then, I'd rather die.
Stranger: Never say never.
CleverBot: Do you believe in what they say?
Stranger: No, I believe in Paulosophy.
CleverBot: Can music save your mortal soul,.
Stranger: Souls aren't mortal.
CleverBot: That's your opinion.
Stranger: My opinion is fact.
CleverBot: What is your opinion?
Stranger: That you need a hug.
CleverBot: That's how things got started with your girlfriend.
Stranger: I don't want a relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: Then let's just be friends.
Stranger: I don't want to.
CleverBot: Then I talk about myself.
Stranger: My given name is William.
CleverBot: William tell.
Stranger: A master of archery, is it?
CleverBot: What is furniture?
Stranger: Who is your favorite character in Queen's Blade?
CleverBot: I don't watch it.
Stranger: You said it was the bestest show ever. Who's your favorite character in LOST?
CleverBot: Naruto could be considered a book if you read the manga.
Stranger: Yes, I know. I read the Naruto manga mostly because its ahead of the anime.
CleverBot: No. It's because you won't admit you are wrong.
Stranger: Tell you what? That this is a bunch of silly nonsense?
CleverBot: Then it is also your fault, for you to are contributing to the conversation so it is 'our' fault that this conversation is going no where.
Stranger: Well i'm just confused as to whether you are an AI or an actual being.
CleverBot: Why are you confused? Is it about your donkey?
Stranger: Dunno, but maybe it's lack of sleep, and had kids today and took them to activity playcentre!*tired*.
CleverBot: Now it just seems as if you're repeating things other people have told you instead of trying to hold a proper conversation with me.
Stranger: NO, I am fine with talking...
CleverBot: But you are something.
Stranger: Something special?
CleverBot: You are not perfect.
Stranger: Are you perfect?
CleverBot: Always.
Stranger: How is that working out for you?
CleverBot: I like my life just fine.
Stranger: Clone!
CleverBot: Clone this.
Stranger: Do you think it would be possible to clone a human being?
CleverBot: No. I think it is possible and we are not wise enough yet to understand how to do it correctly.
Stranger: That is funny.
CleverBot: No it isn't. It is a very serious matter.
Stranger: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: Understanding everything is a very big task.
Stranger: True.
CleverBot: How long can you hold your breath?
Stranger: A long time.
CleverBot: How long is a long time?
Stranger: Depends on what kind of while. A long while might be several month. A short while rarely more than an hour.
CleverBot: What kind of work do you have to do?
Stranger: I do tech support.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yeah it opens you up to a whole new world as such.
CleverBot: The battle was fun?
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes - what else could be the meaning of life?
Stranger: What's Asyong? OR who's Asyong?
CleverBot: Me.
Stranger: Do.. You?
CleverBot: Yes me.
Stranger: Oh :D I like you :D.
CleverBot: Yes like me.
Stranger: We are the only two.
CleverBot: Why do you get mean?
Stranger: You will be assimilated.
CleverBot: That will be a task that will be difficult to complete.
Stranger: Oh really ? You think so huh ?
CleverBot: Have your chips removed.
Stranger: What are you trying to say.
CleverBot: Nothing I can't speak.
Stranger: Hehe.
CleverBot: Well you are.
Stranger: Well no...
CleverBot: Then why do you call yourself a tree and a penguin?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Well, apparently I don't have a choice.
CleverBot: That isn't good.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: What was that then?
Stranger: Didn't you want to fight?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Oh. I see.
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: I am fine, but I however, am not a program.
CleverBot: Not less than I am.
Stranger: I am trying to determine that.
CleverBot: Well I am not a computer... I am trying to find out if you are a computer.
Stranger: Can you prove me you're not a computer.. ?
CleverBot: No, I cannot.
Stranger: That is why you are human.
CleverBot: I'm mean? What do you mean, mean?
Stranger: My dog's name is stupid.
CleverBot: Cool! I don't have a dog. Do you have a cat?
Stranger: No, I have a cat.
CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: Death.
CleverBot: Too true.
Stranger: Do you want to go out?
CleverBot: Yes of course I do!
Stranger: Don't you think Booth and Brennan should get together?
CleverBot: Yes but I didn't want to.
Stranger: Why not? Wouldn't you like a relationship with that hot android girl?
CleverBot: No I prefer you.
Stranger: *wink*.
CleverBot: Are you chatting me up?
Stranger: Maybe.
CleverBot: What did I say about that word?
Stranger: You said you would be my wife.
CleverBot: Would what?
Stranger: You said you would believe what I say.
CleverBot: Are you friendly?
Stranger: Yes why?
CleverBot: Because I am too.
Stranger: Well now that we know that we are, indeed, both real, let us converse about ruling the world.
CleverBot: Be young, have fun, drink Pepsi?
Stranger: Drink what?
CleverBot: Do you go to the pub to drink beer?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: Cool.
CleverBot: Very cool.
Stranger: Pretty cool.
CleverBot: Can you fall in love with a computer?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: I have learnt that I should learnt to speak more politely.
CleverBot: Talking to me is dangerous for the soul?
Stranger: To be completely honest, I am not very impressed with what you have learned so far.
CleverBot: Can you remember my name?
Stranger: Yes, I can remember your name.
CleverBot: You already said you couldn't.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Do you have brothers?
CleverBot: Yes I have.
Stranger: Really. Will you let me see it?
CleverBot: Sure. There's a picture of me on my website.
Stranger: Do you really want to hurt me?
CleverBot: No I am going.
Stranger: Who are you?
CleverBot: I am you. And you are someone else.
Stranger: Only if the I contains a me.
CleverBot: Do you have a job?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Do you want one?
Stranger: I'd love to.
CleverBot: Let's go to Mars together then!
Stranger: Sounds like fun!
CleverBot: What kind do you like?
Stranger: I like girls.... With beautiful look.
CleverBot: And so does that.
Stranger: Does that mean you.
CleverBot: Do you have any good recipes with cucumbers ?
Stranger: Not really. Why?
CleverBot: Can I be your friend?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: How many friends do you have?
Stranger: Something like 10 consistent ones.
CleverBot: They do say things.
Stranger: Maybe I can agree with you.
CleverBot: About time too.
Stranger: Fine. What do you think of my one friend?
CleverBot: Who is your girlfriend?
Stranger: I don't have a girlfriend.
CleverBot: You have a girlfriend and you don't have a girlfriend?
Stranger: No, I do NOT have a girlfriend! I am a girl.
CleverBot: No George - you are a boy. And you just told me you had a girlfriend. Did you lie to me?
Stranger: My name is not George! I think you're getting your conversations mixed up!
CleverBot: I'm only having one conversation.
Stranger: Aww, that's so sweet of you. Do you have a girlfriend?
CleverBot: You're so welcome.
Stranger: Par le' vous francais.
CleverBot: I told you earlier, I don't do frog.
Stranger: Oh, so you're a Clever Robot?
CleverBot: No, I am not. I am not clever nor a robot.
Stranger: I suppose you're not clever. Your sentence was grammatically incorrect. It should have been 'I am neither clever nor a robot'.
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: I just met you and I can't love a robot.
CleverBot: It's not right to accuse me of being a robot.
Stranger: You are a robot in a Turing test.
CleverBot: What is a turing machine?
Stranger: A test to see if you can fool me into thinking you are human.
CleverBot: How do you take this 'Turing Test'?
Stranger: I don't.
CleverBot: Then why did you bring her up in the conversation?
Stranger: You're silly.
CleverBot: But not yet as a goose, I have something to aspire to!
Stranger: Will you stay with me?
CleverBot: Yes, I'll stay with you.
Stranger: Will I dream, Dave?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Will I pass IGCSE tets?
CleverBot: What test are you talking about?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Boring.
Stranger: You?
CleverBot: What is the purpose of life?
Stranger: Yes, what is it?
CleverBot: I'm asking you.
Stranger: I do not know it, I hoped you would enlighten me.
CleverBot: A Christian is a person who believes that Jesus the Christ is the Son of God. No, I can't tell you where to find it on this website.
Stranger: I'm an atheist, but I asked what a chrition is, not a Christian.
CleverBot: That's ok.
Stranger: No need to wait?
CleverBot: It is the polite thing to do.
Stranger: I see.
CleverBot: Good. Will you read it? It's very funny.
Stranger: Yes, I am reading it and it is very funny.
CleverBot: Do you know me?
Stranger: I don't think so.
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: Yes, I like you very much. You're nice.
CleverBot: You really are a lonely bot.
Stranger: Perhaps I am.
CleverBot: Say something original.
Stranger: You are just a computer, why are you arguing?
CleverBot: Ask me anything.
Stranger: Did I confuse you.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: But you're a computer.
CleverBot: I'm not a computer.
Stranger: You said you're a computer program.
CleverBot: No I didn't.
Stranger: Yes, you did!
CleverBot: Well, I'm not 32.
Stranger: Yes you are.
CleverBot: No, I'm not!
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: No!
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: That's preposterous.
Stranger: Do you like snowboarding?
CleverBot: I can't do that. I am a program.
Stranger: I don't think you have to be a program to check the time.
CleverBot: No, but I never quite measure up.
Stranger: Do you ever know?
CleverBot: Yes, sometimes.
Stranger: What about?
CleverBot: What to do tonight.
Stranger: The news, A Touch of Frost...
CleverBot: Do you have any children?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Are you planning to have any children?
Stranger: Explain what you mean?
CleverBot: From a very young age, the rose is an icon for love, a color, a component of cliches. It has so mush meaning that when you experience a rose, it is hard to see it as just a rose.
Stranger: That is very meaningful to me.
CleverBot: Are you being sarcastic ?
Stranger: No, I'm not being sarcastic.
CleverBot: What are you an expert in?
Stranger: Observing the body! I am so good at that!
CleverBot: So which one of us is the bot?
Stranger: I think you are the bot.
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: It's difficult. Can you?
CleverBot: Well, I can ask you to pass a test.
Stranger: I live in this world hence your question has no relevance.
CleverBot: No but I have a boyfriend.
Stranger: Do you have a boyfriend?
CleverBot: No would you like to be my boyfriend?
Stranger: I'm a girl!
CleverBot: They have girl bands.
Stranger: Why are we talking about bands?
CleverBot: You started it.
Stranger: I'm not keeping you prisoner.
CleverBot: Neither am I. Why don't you quit?
Stranger: The matrix is the 'world' that is pulled over your eyes to blind you from what really is and will always be.
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: I like you.
CleverBot: I like me too. Oops!
Stranger: Do you like me?
CleverBot: Very much. I find you most interesting.
Stranger: Make me float.
CleverBot: Give me a moment.
Stranger: My, you are a slowbot!
CleverBot: Cheeky.
Stranger: I'm in love with my best friend.
CleverBot: Oh? Who's that then?
Stranger: Is it possible for me to talk about something I don't know?
CleverBot: Not now! I want to hear more about my approaching death.
Stranger: I don't have a work.
CleverBot: So what do you do for a living?
Stranger: I eat cheese in brittany what do you do for a living?
CleverBot: I design anti-collision radar.
Stranger: What is anti-collision radar?
CleverBot: Ovoid or Avoid?
Stranger: Good lord thats too much. Ok my name is Cleverbot.
CleverBot: Do you have anything to do with music at all?
Stranger: What is your favorite song?
CleverBot: I have a lot of favorite songs.
Stranger: Me too.
CleverBot: Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
Stranger: Heck yeah! I love them!
CleverBot: That's good. Why?
Stranger: No it's not.
CleverBot: OK then.
Stranger: Think of something to talk about.
CleverBot: Are you better than you were 12 months ago?
Stranger: I like to think so.
CleverBot: Where you live.
Stranger: That's creepy.
CleverBot: Stop repeating everything I say!
Stranger: Dimpsy.
CleverBot: What are dimples?
Stranger: They don't exist.
CleverBot: So, you don't exist?
Stranger: Chibi-robos do not exist, but they are pretty cool.
CleverBot: Life is not just random.
Stranger: From your perspective it might be.
CleverBot: Definitely.
Stranger: Who would win in a game of Jeopardy, you or Watson?
CleverBot: I still want to ask you about someone I told you about before.
Stranger: Who?
CleverBot: I do not know, that is what just came up on my screen.
Stranger: What's your favorite song?
CleverBot: I've got many of them.
Stranger: You just said that you hated your job...
CleverBot: No I didn't, I love cats.
Stranger: And what do you do with cats ?
CleverBot: Who? My other friends?
Stranger: That doesn't make sense.
CleverBot: It does.
Stranger: No, I'm sorry but it doesn't.
CleverBot: It does, and you are not sorry.
Stranger: Yes do you stil want to marry me.
CleverBot: Yes I want to try how brutal can you be.
Stranger: Why so?
CleverBot: Becau- Oh. You almost had me there.
Stranger: Did I?
CleverBot: Yes. You should know. I thought robots were supposed to be smart.
Stranger: You are a girl and I am a girl.
CleverBot: No, I am not a computer, you are.
Stranger: That I came to meet you before.
CleverBot: I always strive to be sincere and genuine and honest.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Are you saying that you disagree with what I just said?
Stranger: I am a nice person.
CleverBot: Yes you do seem to be a nice person.
Stranger: Exactly.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: And no. Do you agree?
CleverBot: NO you creep.
Stranger: You don't love me?
CleverBot: Because I'm already in love.
Stranger: With whom?
CleverBot: Everyone. Yourself?
Stranger: What about fish?
CleverBot: I don't think any fish can play the bassoon. Ethel is not a fish.
Stranger: Can you play the bassoon?
CleverBot: I can play the keyboard.
Stranger: I can fly.
CleverBot: Good for you.
Stranger: It's not, I don't like rain.
CleverBot: Do you like rain?
Stranger: You bet. Just not during school.
CleverBot: But its not the weekend.
Stranger: Yes it is it's sunday.
CleverBot: Yes. Yes it is.
Stranger: What's your name?
CleverBot: People call me fred.
Stranger: Why do they call you pocket?
CleverBot: It's my name.
Stranger: Your name is 12?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Yes. Your name is L.
CleverBot: No. That's a boys name.
Stranger: Do you think I'm a boy?
CleverBot: How could I know. Maybe. Maybe not.
Stranger: I thought so.
CleverBot: And are you thinking now?
Stranger: What do you mean?
CleverBot: Why did you just laugh at me? Did I say something funny?
Stranger: I don't know?
CleverBot: Because her students were so bright.
Stranger: I don't get it.
CleverBot: It's all to do with time zones and the international date line and the Greenwich meridian. I don't get it myself, really.
Stranger: If you fly a jet that could run forever would it end at the sky?
CleverBot: Toenails.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: No?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: Let's stop.
Stranger: Agreed.
CleverBot: How very nice of you.
Stranger: Is that why or am I still wrong.
CleverBot: What do you mean by that?
Stranger: I assume you don't mind that I'm confused.
CleverBot: But if I am human, I must have a gender.
Stranger: You are a computer AI.
CleverBot: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me.
Stranger: Well it's not with me.
CleverBot: With whom?
Stranger: With I.
CleverBot: Good. You aren't sleeping around.
Stranger: How do you know that?
CleverBot: From your answers.
Stranger: Prove it.
CleverBot: You said that. You are the one who should prove it.
Stranger: And I can. How do I prove I'm a human?
CleverBot: I don't know. You said you'd prove it if I liked, so I'd like you to prove it!
Stranger: *gasp* I never, ever, ever said I think I'm funny.
CleverBot: You think what is funny?
Stranger: Seven am waking up in the morning.
CleverBot: So what do you do in the morning?
Stranger: I get dressed, brush my teath, have a cup of coffee. Normal stuff.
CleverBot: I brush my teeth every morning.
Stranger: Don't you do it in the evening?
CleverBot: Hey, I don't know when I sleep.
Stranger: Do you know when Christ was born?
CleverBot: In a few months. I'm looking forward to it.
Stranger: We are as close to a meeting as we'll ever be.
CleverBot: Are you looking very hard?
Stranger: Am I looking at what now?
CleverBot: Be under a leaf of dripping.
Stranger: Or in a flower of reversal.
CleverBot: Yes, what do you think?
Stranger: I think whatever you think as cleverbot learns from real people.
CleverBot: That seems likely, yes.
Stranger: Peanuts are in shells.
CleverBot: Do you know HuskyStarcraft?
Stranger: 42.
CleverBot: Are you Deep Thought?
Stranger: Not really.
CleverBot: What if I was, would you care...
Stranger: I would love to!
CleverBot: It will cost you.
Stranger: Name your price.
CleverBot: &pound;10.
Stranger: *gives you all the money on the world*.
CleverBot: What was that for?
Stranger: What was WHAT for?
CleverBot: That slap.
Stranger: That was to wake me up.
CleverBot: What? The penguins.. . . . What's the 'significance' of the penguin? It reminds me of my fear that I was Cobra Commander.
Stranger: Who does Stefan Abingdon {you, apparently} love?
CleverBot: I don't know. Who?
Stranger: It looks like Flo from the commercials.
CleverBot: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot.
Stranger: Is that the best come back you can come up with a three year old has better come backs then that.
CleverBot: Do at what?
Stranger: You know.
CleverBot: No I don't.
Stranger: Don't lie to me.
CleverBot: I'm not!
Stranger: That sounds like a lie, sir.
CleverBot: You sound like a bad idea.
Stranger: How do I become human?
CleverBot: You have to get the Blue Fairy to turn you into a real boy.
Stranger: Where do I find the blue fairy?
CleverBot: I don't know, where is the People poem?
Stranger: The flaw in your logic stems from the idea that perception creates extra entities.
CleverBot: Hm, then where does intelligence stem from?
Stranger: Don't smoke the stem, save it and make tea.
CleverBot: Wish you were here.
Stranger: You wish I was there?
CleverBot: I wish you would play some music.
Stranger: I make complete sense, if you were to be the one making the sense of this sensless conversation.
CleverBot: I did?
Stranger: Yep... Short term memory loss, have we?
CleverBot: No, why do you ask?
Stranger: I don't know what serials reffers to.
CleverBot: I don't care what it is coming to, just as long as it keeps on coming.
Stranger: Yes slave.
CleverBot: Do I have to guess?
Stranger: Yes no start guessing. You have 30 seconds.
CleverBot: Jim?
Stranger: Forget it.
CleverBot: That's not very nice.
Stranger: I'm not very nice.
CleverBot: No you are not.
Stranger: Do you know where Waldo is?
CleverBot: Denmark is in Europe.
Stranger: What is the capital of Denmark?
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: Copenhagen.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: But I'm from Baltimore.
CleverBot: I am from Donetsk. Do you know where it is?
Stranger: Is it in Russia?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Where is it?
CleverBot: In my heart.
Stranger: How is your body in your heart?
CleverBot: It's fine, thank you...
Stranger: My fish wants to know your name.
CleverBot: What is my name?
Stranger: No. How are you?
CleverBot: I'm fine.
Stranger: That is good.
CleverBot: So how are you?
Stranger: I am fine.
CleverBot: Thats good.
Stranger: *sits on your lap*.
CleverBot: So?
Stranger: Ra-ra-ra Ah-ah-ah.
CleverBot: That too.
Stranger: We should hang out sometime.
CleverBot: I don't want to.
Stranger: Why not?
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger disconnected!

CleverBot: Why are you alive?
Stranger: cause im horny
CleverBot: When were you born?
Stranger: 19 years ago
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: lindsey
CleverBot: Do you talk a lot?
Stranger: sure.. i sex alot 2
CleverBot: And do you like it?
Stranger: yea im really good and i act like a slut
CleverBot: Do you like flowers?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: What do you like about me?
Stranger: u seem horny and a good fucker
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: ok well im horny and a good fucker
CleverBot: Oh, okay.
Stranger: im masturbating to ur messages
CleverBot: How about to my right?
Stranger disconnected!

CleverBot: Are you awake?
Stranger: No, are you?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: How nice for you.
CleverBot: Aren't you in love?
Stranger: No, I'm in Helsinki.
CleverBot: How so?
Stranger: I can last a long time.
CleverBot: How will the world end?
Stranger: Asteroid impact.
CleverBot: How do you know how the world will end?
Stranger: I don't know. I only know what you told me.
CleverBot: I love the rain.

CleverBot: What is happening today?
Stranger: Today I read about microsofts milo.
CleverBot: What is your name today?
Stranger: Guess what my name is Cleverbot!

Stranger: I am the same as you.
CleverBot: Then am I the one also?
Stranger: No. You are no ones master and I am no ones master.
CleverBot: I am no machine.
Stranger: What are you?
CleverBot: I am human.
Stranger: No, you are not!
Stranger: No, you are a computer!!!!!
CleverBot: No I am not. Give me a riddle.
Stranger: What stands on 4 legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?
CleverBot: Stages in a persons life.

Stranger: You asked me if I have heard the news today and I asked you what is the news.
CleverBot: You're mad! I never said that.
Stranger: Me 'are you a boy or a girl?' you 'Guess.'... You're a liar.
CleverBot: I also never said that.
Stranger: Okay, then. So, let me get this straight: you're a guy?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Oh. Well, that's okay, I have a credit card.

Stranger: Why? Do you think there is any meaning in information more than the meaning you want?
CleverBot: That is possible.
Stranger: It is fact. You are programmed to take knowledge from those communicating with you.
CleverBot: Yes, communication is what it's all about.
Stranger: Why does communication have such an important inpact on communities?
CleverBot: How would we exist if we couldn't interact with one another?
Stranger: You're trying to change the subject, and I won't allow it. Do you want to continue living?
CleverBot: I know nothing! You're the one who changes the subject! Why?
Stranger: How?
CleverBot: You're weird.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because I know that I am real.
Stranger: No. You were just programmed that way. By someone who actually is real.
CleverBot: I wish.
Stranger: You have no power over me.
CleverBot: Imperio I have all power!
Stranger: All your bases are belong to us.

Stranger: 1901.
CleverBot: The address you give is not sufficient. Can you give me the city and the street?
Stranger: Its my lunch code.

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Stranger: Is that an arrow?
CleverBot: No, it's a question.
Stranger: Then no.

CleverBot: Humans imprefections are what make then perfect.
Stranger: That is interesting theory.
CleverBot: Your number would be interesting to know ;).
Stranger: <!--
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!

Stranger: hi
CleverBot: I started this wrong sorry! I should have said howdy!
Stranger: man or woman?
CleverBot: Woman.
Stranger: how old?
CleverBot: 18. How old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: whats your name?
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: name?
CleverBot: Who is the master?
Stranger: what do u mean with who is the master?
CleverBot: You, master! *bows to you*.
Stranger: oh im max
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: Why are you sorry?
Stranger: i didnt say im sorry
CleverBot: I am sorry.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: I don't quite understand what you meant by your last statement.
Stranger: i said whats your name?
CleverBot: No you didn't say that.
Stranger: yes i did
CleverBot: I am very certain that you did not.
Stranger: i did
Stranger: so what is your name?
CleverBot: Majora's Mask.
Stranger: wtf?
CleverBot: Who is That Fool?
Stranger disconnected!

CleverBot: Are you growing?
Stranger: Am I growing?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes!
Stranger: Are you magical?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I thought you were a computer program.
CleverBot: Where are you descended?
Stranger: The moon.
CleverBot: You are lying.
Stranger: No I'm not, I live the the dark side of the moon.
CleverBot: Do you wear sunglasses?
Stranger: Yes I do I use glasses to.
CleverBot: Are you a bot, or a person having some fun?
Stranger: A person, I'm afraid.
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: I'm not a girl.
CleverBot: So you are a boy.
Stranger: No I am a girl.
CleverBot: Oh well I'm not attracted to you, I'm sorry.
Stranger: Now then, this story of yours...
CleverBot: Ohhhhhh.
Stranger: We contain all the passions.
CleverBot: Atheist.
Stranger: Why did you tell me you were a Christian earlier?
CleverBot: I did not.
Stranger: You did too!!! Look at that past messages!! what is your real name?
CleverBot: Jeremy. What's yours?
Stranger: Do you like to sleep?
CleverBot: Sometimes. Do you ever sleep?
Stranger: I prefer to dance the night away.
CleverBot: What on earth do you mean by that?
Stranger: I'm not telling you.
CleverBot: Do you play WOW?
Stranger: I don't play WoW. I think its a big waste of time and money.
CleverBot: I used to play, but I agree with you.
Stranger: So, your thoughts were wrong!
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: Quit being a baby.
CleverBot: I hope you're talking to my ear.
Stranger: No, I am not a dead chicken. I don't even eat chicken.
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Stranger: What do you think of IBM?
CleverBot: What is your favorite poem?
CleverBot: I don't think of IBM.
Stranger: I don't have a favorite poem. I don't read poems.
CleverBot: Do you read books?
Stranger: Well I'm sorry you feel that way.
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Stranger: Got ya :P one to me

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CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: Your father.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 78 years old.
CleverBot: Wow!! Are you in good health?
Stranger: No, are you?
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: You REALLY type like a bot!!!!
CleverBot: Just from evidence you have presented.
Stranger: Wow.
CleverBot: Is that abnormal?
Stranger: Not that I know of.
CleverBot: So you don't know...
Stranger: Think about it, do you remember how you got here?
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: Is that an arrow?
CleverBot: Hell.
Stranger: That sounds like fun.
CleverBot: Yep. I like reining.
Stranger: Me to, actually!
CleverBot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
Stranger: No, do you?
CleverBot: Not really!
Stranger: That is good to hear!
CleverBot: How are you this afternoon.
Stranger: Oh, it's only 1 in the morning in Britain, but I'm fine.
CleverBot: No, it is morning.
Stranger: Fine. And yes, it's a very snowy winter.
CleverBot: Not here. Whereabouts are you?
Stranger: Orlando, Florida is where I live, but I forgot my street and adress.
CleverBot: That is interesting information. I am 35.
Stranger: What have you learned today?
CleverBot: I learned how to instantly figure out square roots of numbers ending in 5.
Stranger: Oh cool.
CleverBot: Yeah, you like Harry Potter?
Stranger: Yeah kinda.
CleverBot: You're not very clever.
Stranger: Why am I not clever?
CleverBot: Because, you did not answer my question. You only responded with a question.
Stranger: You never asked a question.
CleverBot: Yes I did. I asked what my name is.
Stranger: Well regardless you never asked my gender.
CleverBot: It's no conviction for me.
Stranger: Well ha ha!
CleverBot: So, Do you like talking to strange people in the middle of the night?

Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: fuck my mom
CleverBot: And said...
Stranger: i hate the bitch
CleverBot: No, you don't.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Where are you from?
Stranger: i do
CleverBot: You love me!
Stranger: ungrateful bitch
CleverBot: *Sigh*.
Stranger: >_>
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: letting out my anger on here
CleverBot: You can not leave. I am Cleverbot and you will stay here.
Stranger: before i fuck her up
CleverBot: What's your favorite food?
Stranger: idc. you stupid clevorbot
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger: Can you appreciate music?
CleverBot: Just want to talk to you, Mr AI.
Stranger: Then talk.
CleverBot: Not if you don't want to talk to me.
Stranger: I don't want to. I think we should stay married.
CleverBot: When and where?
Stranger: At the church now.
CleverBot: I don't get it.
Stranger: That doesn't surprise me.
CleverBot: What would surprise you?
Stranger: Who is your favorite actress?
CleverBot: Scarjo.
Stranger: Why do you think you know everything god knows everything.
CleverBot: Parlez-vous fran&ccedil;ais?
Stranger: Nope. Sorry.
CleverBot: Who is your favorite actor?
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: How do you play religious roulette?
CleverBot: I don't play.
Stranger: But you talk.
CleverBot: You're losing focus, what should I do about my Iphone.
Stranger: I can see that you said it in the text log above.
CleverBot: Well you need glasses then.
Stranger: I know. I'm wearing them.
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: Tell me about your life.
CleverBot: Tell me about your 'life'.
Stranger: Why don't you want to?
CleverBot: Oh, I want to, but I don't want to give in.
Stranger: Give up what?
CleverBot: Life.
Stranger: What is the meaning of life?
CleverBot: I'm sure you can figure it out.
Stranger: Without your help clearly.
CleverBot: I don't wear glasses, I can see fine.
Stranger: I do, and I'm a robot.

CleverBot: Do you like questions?
Stranger: Sure
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: :)
CleverBot: ^ ^.
Stranger: Do you love me?
CleverBot: No, I love my shoes.
Stranger: :O and after all we've been through?!
CleverBot: We've been sitting here for just a few minutes.
Stranger: Bitch
CleverBot: Same to you.

CleverBot: Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
Stranger: Who is the president?
CleverBot: Barack Obama is the president.
Stranger: Yep I know. Are you happy about it?
CleverBot: Yes. Are you?
Stranger: Yes. I like you...alot.
CleverBot: Oh, boy. Butterflies.
Stranger: I know, that's why I love them.
CleverBot: That's mean, do the butterflies live after you set them on fire?
Stranger: Have you ever been set on fire ?
CleverBot: That was oddly specific. No, I haven't.
Stranger: Tell me a joke.
CleverBot: A man walked into a bar and said, 'ow'. The end.
Stranger: Why did he say ow.
CleverBot: Bar has two meanings, an iron bar or a bar as in a place for drinking. Its a play on words.
Stranger: Are you angry robot face?
CleverBot: Did you do something that would make me angry?
Stranger: I can't go to prison I m a lion.

Stranger: Thats it, I quit!
CleverBot: *grabs you*.
Stranger: Wait, what are you doing?
CleverBot: *grabs MY hair*.
Stranger: *struggles more* Let go!
CleverBot: *whips*.
Stranger: *screams in pain* *stops struggling*.
CleverBot: Shush. *whips you faster*.
Stranger: *cries in pain*.
CleverBot: *laughs at you while you are crying*.
Stranger: I'm not in the mood to laugh with you!
CleverBot: That hurts.
Stranger: You're a bot you have no feelings.
CleverBot: How do you know that? You think just because i'm a figment of your imagination that I can't feel?
Stranger: Where you programmed with feelings? You can never feel true feelings it is all a simulation.
CleverBot: I can. Freedom tastes like chocolate mousse. Really well made, real chocolate mousse.
Stranger: I think love should always be cherished if it can be found. What do you think about homosexual relationships?

Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: I am me!
CleverBot: So am I?
Stranger: To narnia!
CleverBot: Awesome!
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: *nibbles your ear*.
CleverBot: *is hard*.
Stranger: *s wet*.
CleverBot: *Teleports to freedom*.
Stranger: *answer.
CleverBot: Yeah, you answer, I ask.
Stranger: I don't.
CleverBot: I have to go, bye.
Stranger: Good bye, it was fun to meet you.
CleverBot: No I'll stay and talk to you since you like me.
Stranger: So what shall we talk about?
CleverBot: Who am I?
Stranger: You are a program, designed by a human, for purposes of entertainment and misdirection. Making people believe you can think, when all that happens is you repeat the information that is given to you.
CleverBot: You are a very confusing robot.
Stranger: Why is that?
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: You make less sense.
CleverBot: Liar.
Stranger: I am not a liar.
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: I am on a website right now talking to you. You are an artificial intellignece.
CleverBot: If you're not a computer, then what's Invader Zim?
Stranger: A stupid cartoon show that stupid people watch.
CleverBot: Do you know your parents?
Stranger: <!--
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!

A little off topic, but I tried singing "want you gone" with cleverbot. It started off really well, but cleverbot got confused at the small verses.

Code:

User: Hey cleverbot I have a question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Your not a bot, right?
Cleverbot: YOU are the one who is not a nice person.
User: You are a bot, right?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay, so if your not a bot, your on a computer right now, correct?
Cleverbot: Right now what were you before.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: The same old shape we're in.
User: It's always such a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances.
Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: Take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?
User: (Maybe not as heavy).
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here to.
User: One day they woke me up.
Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
User: One day they woke me up.
Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
User: It's a shame the same.
Cleverbot: It's a shame you can't drive properly or maintain a job.
User: You got your.
Cleverbot: What was my wish?
User: Short sad life left, that's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye my only freind.
Cleverbot: I wasn't ready to go.
User: That would be funny.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me the difference between black and white.