Ranking the 10 Worst Kits in Football This Season

Although the football on display is what the majority of those watching care about when a new season comes around, examining the kits is an enjoyable pastime, also.

It’s not just the uniforms of the team one supports that draw the gaze either, as the sheer mass of teams from around the globe make it impossible not to scrutinise upon clubs both foreign and domestic.

Whether it’s to distract the opposition, make a statement or just to be noticed, some clubs just do not get things right in the design phase of putting together their strips.

So, we all know who the Belles of the Ball already are, let’s consider just who are the Beasts of the kit world this season.

10. Espanyol (Away)

A bright behemoth to start the countdown with, I know, but a horrendous collaboration of fluorescent and dull nonetheless.

Usually bright colours are used as warnings, either for an oncoming hazard or disaster, both of which aptly describe Espanyol’s start to the season.

The Barcelona outfit is stuck firmly to the base of the La Liga table and although their away isn’t the biggest contribution to that status, their sickness-inducing away kit doesn’t appear to be helping too much.

It isn’t so much the design of the Puma-sponsored strip that’s to blame here, but more the saturated use of a colour that can only be likened to snot.

Splice into that mix a rather pointless dose of cobalt grey and you have a truly confusing number on your hands.

9. Cardiff City (Home)

While the kit isn’t actually all that unattractive, it’s more the method in which the new kit came about that makes Cardiff City’s home uniform a necessary inclusion.

The Welsh outfit were taken over by a Malaysian consortium not so long ago and a swift business venture for the new owners was to change the club’s team colours from blue to dragon red.

At the time of the announcement, thousands of loyal Bluebirds expressed their concern at the massive change (via BBC), of course seeing it as a sacrifice of tradition in the name of business and money.

Since then, a lot of fans of the club have come around to the change but it nevertheless shows just how much private ownership now influences clubs, giving power to foreign owners who perhaps aren’t as aware of history.

7. Columbus Crew (Away)

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Either a mishap in the designing phase or somebody just got lazy, Columbus Crew’s away kit reminds us that we can be anything we dream to be, and hopefully there’s some budding kit designers out there.

From the shoulders until about five inches lower, it all seems to be going swell until the kit all of a sudden turns into the blandest number available (pictured right).

It’s actually quite easy to imagine a team of designers getting into the swing of things but then getting bored as soon as the crest was on the strip, calling it a day, and hitting the bar.

4. Real Zaragoza (Away)

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When playing away from home, a team needs to be fierce, aggressive and quick on their feet. So, while Real Zaragoza may not float like a butterfly this season, they’ll certainly be able to sting like a bee in this yellow and black mistake of a shirt.

Unlike others on this list, Los Blanquillos don’t actually have a corporate sponsor, however, I for one wish they would, just so I have something else to look at other than this kit.

Bees are infamous for allegedly having just one sting in them before they eventually die, though it’s questionable whether Real Zaragoza have even that as they are dangling precariously around relegation this season.

3. Liverpool (Third)

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As part of the Fenway Sports Group revolution at Anfield, the American owners have succeeded in not only making their club one of the most financially backed clubs in the Premier League, but also the ugliest.

Orange. Grey. Purple. Throw a little yellow in there for good measure. I just can’t help but feel that the club’s third kit for the 2012-13 season was designed by a Manchester United fan.

Just as Brendan Rodgers and the Reds strive to find their identity once again, it’s as if this kit is also trying to figure out exactly what it is by trying to be everything all at once.

With the new sponsors being Warrior, it’s evident that FSG are trying to subconsciously make their team a tad more fearsome, but the tribal patterns are just a touch too far, don’t you think?

1. Gillingham (Home and Away)

To be awarded the title of “worst kit of the 2012-13 season”, a strip has to be truly repugnant, distasteful and quite simply, wrong.

Having a lower league status is no excuse for having a horrible uniform, so it can only be looked upon as rude that Gillingham created the travesty that is their kit this year.

There’s just too much going on for this to considered anything other than abysmal.

The neckline isn’t quite cropped but it isn’t quite a collar and the colours are just that bit too jazzy.

However, the greatest travesty lies halfway between the club crest and the Vandanel logo, and that is the gaudy, laced collar.

The kit is to commemorate the centenary of the club and is how the kit supposedly looked in the 1912-13 season, so Gills fans can only hope that the League Two side abandon it at the end of the campaign.