50 cooks upon a ship,
With only one bottle of ale?
They kicked a dog,
Then pollied a wog,
And said WTF kinda poem is this?

I mean, who’s piloting the ship, and why kick the dog? Cooks aren’t sailors, so who gave them the ship in the first place? And they were carrying treasure? Then the one bottle of ale somehow caught fire and some dope managed to help it spread to the sails. No wonder they sunk in a Gale Force 10. Shouldn’t been out there in the first place.

Was the dog okay, though?

~MM – Ah Bunk Strutts, I’m just a weak widdle silly woman, what would I know of such things 😦 ?? Just kidding 🙂 it wasn’t a literal piece, thanks for thinking aloud, thats a rare gift, I truly appreciate it! Oh, and the dog was fine, he went to the great dinosaur exhibit in the sky 🙂