Friday, December 29, 2017

Guest Post by Butterscotch: Help Me

Please. Put me down. Oh please. Really. I'm asking nicely.

Context: The Human abandoned me a second time to go gallivanting once more to the Home of Lilybelle. This is Butters, Lily's brother, being manhandled by the Human, who is beyond slow to take a message.

Yikes - the eyes say it all....you want to run and hide but the human has you by the face and is cooing and ooooohing and aaaaaahing and speaking "baby talk" to you and it's all just SOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassing! I've found the best thing is to just ENDURE then the minute you are released - run and hide (or pee on their shoes!).

Butterscotch, we can see why you are being held and admired. You are quite gorgeous, but we do understand your desire to be put down. Hope no bloodshed ensued. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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I was abducted from the wild at age 10 weeks. I'm 14 now, but I have a hundred generations of feral felinity in me, so I'm not exactly a kuddly kat. I tolerate my Human, who I must admit takes very good care of me. But if she wants affection, she can get a dog.