Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 7, 2017

Okay so let me start out by saying when telling this joke, you insert the name of the person you are telling it too. For this joke I will use the name John Johnson as it is the most generic name I can think of. Now for the joke.

Three men were standing in a bar, making small talk. The first guy says "guys my hands are so tiny, I must have the smallest hands in the world!"

The second guy, not wanting to be outdone, says "Well my feet are minuscule! I know I have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third guy, a little hesitant, says "guys... I think I have the smallest penis in the world."

They decide to make the trip together to the World Record Measuring studio.

The first guy goes in, and comes out with a certificate stating he has the smallest hands in the world. "See! I told you I had the smallest hands in the world!"

The second guy goes in, and he also comes out with a certificate. " I knew it! My feet are the smallest in the world!"

The third guy goes in, but does not come out with a certificate. Instead he yells "WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN JOHNSON?!"