I did a practice run of my makeup today for the wedding I'm in this weekend, so I figured I should take advantage of it and snap a picture wherein I don't look crazy or high (BLS, anyone?). I was due for a new FB picture anyway. In my natural habitat (the sofa):

Sorry brother, but the skinny jeans need to go. I saw the thumbnail and was thinking, wow she's kinda cute...but then I noticed...Alpo...Alpo's a he!!!! Then I opened it up and noticed the beard.

There's a lot to do there if you want to avoid the andro route.

Let me know if you want the make over advice.

The andro route?

I'm sorry if I disappointed both of you. I was abroad so I tried to look like at least somewhat decent. I had to leave my gayer clothes at home. I try to work on that if I visit US at some point.

Please do. It is important to pander to ethnic/national stereotypes when visiting a foreign land. I would never visit EUland without my cowboy hat, boots, and six-shooter lest they loose their impression of Americans. My great-grandma visited here from Germany once and saw that Die Indianer didn't wear feathers anymore and was saddened by it. I have never forgiven the Chippewa for that.

Sorry brother, but the skinny jeans need to go. I saw the thumbnail and was thinking, wow she's kinda cute...but then I noticed...Alpo...Alpo's a he!!!! Then I opened it up and noticed the beard.

There's a lot to do there if you want to avoid the andro route.

Let me know if you want the make over advice.

The andro route?

I'm sorry if I disappointed both of you. I was abroad so I tried to look like at least somewhat decent. I had to leave my gayer clothes at home. I try to work on that if I visit US at some point.

Please do. It is important to pander to ethnic/national stereotypes when visiting a foreign land. I would never visit EUland without my cowboy hat, boots, and six-shooter lest they loose their impression of Americans. My great-grandma visited here from Germany once and saw that Die Indianer didn't wear feathers anymore and was saddened by it. I have never forgiven the Chippewa for that.

It's funny that a fair number of Europeans are shocked such isn't the case in America. You should see the looks of disappointment on the faces of my students when they realize the above isn't me.

What's wrong with his trousers? How does "American trousers" look like then?

They certainly aren't as skinny as the ones I see on American males in their 20s around here, even those who wear them halfway down their hips. So I don't know what these midwest fashionista wannabes are talking about.

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What's wrong with his trousers? How does "American trousers" look like then?

Not so tight. Also you'd be shocked at an American beach. Nobody has anything close to what would be considered beach attire in Europe.

Again, in the urban areas on the two coasts, they'd be just as if not moreso.

I love European beach attire. LOVE it.

I guess I'm out of it, it's been four years since I lived full-time in the US. During my last stint you could find such clothing in the US but it'd be considered hipster / metro whereas in my impression is such is far more mainstream here in Europe.

May the road rise up to meet you.May the wind always be at your back.May the sun shine warm upon your face,the rain fall soft upon your fieldsand until we meet again,may God hold you in the palm of his han

Sorry brother, but the skinny jeans need to go. I saw the thumbnail and was thinking, wow she's kinda cute...but then I noticed...Alpo...Alpo's a he!!!! Then I opened it up and noticed the beard.

There's a lot to do there if you want to avoid the andro route.

Let me know if you want the make over advice.

The andro route?

I'm sorry if I disappointed both of you. I was abroad so I tried to look like at least somewhat decent. I had to leave my gayer clothes at home. I try to work on that if I visit US at some point.

Please do. It is important to pander to ethnic/national stereotypes when visiting a foreign land. I would never visit EUland without my cowboy hat, boots, and six-shooter lest they loose their impression of Americans. My great-grandma visited here from Germany once and saw that Die Indianer didn't wear feathers anymore and was saddened by it. I have never forgiven the Chippewa for that.

It's funny that a fair number of Europeans are shocked such isn't the case in America.

I have desperately tried to held that kind of view but after reading political forum of OC.net for some time I'm starting believe that my stereotypes about Americans are 100% true.

Sorry brother, but the skinny jeans need to go. I saw the thumbnail and was thinking, wow she's kinda cute...but then I noticed...Alpo...Alpo's a he!!!! Then I opened it up and noticed the beard.

There's a lot to do there if you want to avoid the andro route.

Let me know if you want the make over advice.

The andro route?

I'm sorry if I disappointed both of you. I was abroad so I tried to look like at least somewhat decent. I had to leave my gayer clothes at home. I try to work on that if I visit US at some point.

Please do. It is important to pander to ethnic/national stereotypes when visiting a foreign land. I would never visit EUland without my cowboy hat, boots, and six-shooter lest they loose their impression of Americans. My great-grandma visited here from Germany once and saw that Die Indianer didn't wear feathers anymore and was saddened by it. I have never forgiven the Chippewa for that.

It's funny that a fair number of Europeans are shocked such isn't the case in America.

I have desperately tried to held that kind of view but after reading political forum of OC.net for some time I'm starting believe that my stereotypes about Americans are 100% true.

The nutters get all of the attention. With 300+ million people and a huge chunk of territory the US is pretty diverse. Much more so than most non-Americans expect.

Sorry brother, but the skinny jeans need to go. I saw the thumbnail and was thinking, wow she's kinda cute...but then I noticed...Alpo...Alpo's a he!!!! Then I opened it up and noticed the beard.

There's a lot to do there if you want to avoid the andro route.

Let me know if you want the make over advice.

The andro route?

I'm sorry if I disappointed both of you. I was abroad so I tried to look like at least somewhat decent. I had to leave my gayer clothes at home. I try to work on that if I visit US at some point.

Please do. It is important to pander to ethnic/national stereotypes when visiting a foreign land. I would never visit EUland without my cowboy hat, boots, and six-shooter lest they loose their impression of Americans. My great-grandma visited here from Germany once and saw that Die Indianer didn't wear feathers anymore and was saddened by it. I have never forgiven the Chippewa for that.

It's funny that a fair number of Europeans are shocked such isn't the case in America.

I have desperately tried to held that kind of view but after reading political forum of OC.net for some time I'm starting believe that my stereotypes about Americans are 100% true.

I'm shocked. I thought they'd be 110% true.

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Well the legs are a little too short, they aren't skinny enough and somehow they are awfully boring. I'm not exactly sure why since I have other that kind of jeans and they are perfectly fine by me. I'd throw/sell/give them away but I don't like giving away theoretically fine clothes so I just stick with using them while my gay outfit is dirty.

Well the legs are a little too short, they aren't skinny enough and somehow they are awfully boring. I'm not exactly sure why since I have other that kind of jeans and they are perfectly fine by me. I'd throw/sell/give them away but I don't like giving away theoretically fine clothes so I just stick with using them while my gay outfit is dirty.

hang out with some bears. they like the dirt.

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"Hearing a nun's confession is like being stoned to death with popcorn." --Abp. Fulton Sheen

Sorry brother, but the skinny jeans need to go. I saw the thumbnail and was thinking, wow she's kinda cute...but then I noticed...Alpo...Alpo's a he!!!! Then I opened it up and noticed the beard.

There's a lot to do there if you want to avoid the andro route.

Let me know if you want the make over advice.

The andro route?

I'm sorry if I disappointed both of you. I was abroad so I tried to look like at least somewhat decent. I had to leave my gayer clothes at home. I try to work on that if I visit US at some point.

Please do. It is important to pander to ethnic/national stereotypes when visiting a foreign land. I would never visit EUland without my cowboy hat, boots, and six-shooter lest they loose their impression of Americans. My great-grandma visited here from Germany once and saw that Die Indianer didn't wear feathers anymore and was saddened by it. I have never forgiven the Chippewa for that.

It's funny that a fair number of Europeans are shocked such isn't the case in America.

I have desperately tried to held that kind of view but after reading political forum of OC.net for some time I'm starting believe that my stereotypes about Americans are 100% true.

Oh, all these hipsters wear those skinny jeans. They obviously took the phrase 'getting in her pants' waaaayy to seriously!

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Well the legs are a little too short, they aren't skinny enough and somehow they are awfully boring. I'm not exactly sure why since I have other that kind of jeans and they are perfectly fine by me. I'd throw/sell/give them away but I don't like giving away theoretically fine clothes so I just stick with using them while my gay outfit is dirty.

Well the legs are a little too short, they aren't skinny enough and somehow they are awfully boring. I'm not exactly sure why since I have other that kind of jeans and they are perfectly fine by me. I'd throw/sell/give them away but I don't like giving away theoretically fine clothes so I just stick with using them while my gay outfit is dirty.

hang out with some bears. they like the dirt.

So that's why St. Seraphim was hanging out with bears. Makes more sense now.

I don't know what you are all talking about. There's nothing wrong with Alpo's jeans. They are way better than the oversized ones kids wear that keep falling off because they are some 10 sizes too large for them.

I'm not used to the long hair, but, otherwise, I think he looks fine.

Stop picking on people!

This is why everyone is afraid to post a photo of themselves.

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I don't know what you are all talking about. There's nothing wrong with Alpo's jeans. They are way better than the oversized ones kids wear that keep falling off because they are some 10 sizes too large for them.

I'm not used to the long hair, but, otherwise, I think he looks fine.

Stop picking on people!

This is why everyone is afraid to post a photo of themselves.

Oversized jeans deserve ridicule as well. If someone posts a pic wearing them that is post-dated later than 1998 I will ask them their opinion of being on the DL...and I don't mean the Liturgy...

I don't know what you are all talking about. There's nothing wrong with Alpo's jeans. They are way better than the oversized ones kids wear that keep falling off because they are some 10 sizes too large for them.

I'm not used to the long hair, but, otherwise, I think he looks fine.

Stop picking on people!

This is why everyone is afraid to post a photo of themselves.

Thank you for the compliments but I think you are taking above comments a little too seriously. Nobody is picking on anyone.

I don't know what you are all talking about. There's nothing wrong with Alpo's jeans. They are way better than the oversized ones kids wear that keep falling off because they are some 10 sizes too large for them.

I'm not used to the long hair, but, otherwise, I think he looks fine.

Stop picking on people!

This is why everyone is afraid to post a photo of themselves.

Thank you for the compliments but I think you are taking above comments a little too seriously. Nobody is picking on anyone.

OK. Good.

I just didn't want you to feel offended.

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Conquer evil men by your gentle kindness, and make zealous men wonder at your goodness. Put the lover of legality to shame by your compassion. With the afflicted be afflicted in mind. Love all men, but keep distant from all men.—St. Isaac of Syria