The
episode starts off at the Pizza Cat. Speedy and Guido attempt
to gain Lucille's attention by offering them a soda and french fries,
respectively. After Lucille says thanks, Guido attempts to
wave off Speedy by asking him to chop bologna. Speedy retorts
that the "I made you these special fries" remark is enough bologna to
last them for a month, but Guido tells him that females like hearing
that sort of hyperbole. Polly breaks up the act by telling
them about the bologna pizza that needs to be sent out.
Sounds like my kind of pizza... Anyhow, as Speedy
and Guido compare the manners of Polly and Lucille, the female Pizza
Cat gets angrier. She calms down when the Cats compliment her
fighting prowess, but Guido spoils the mood by implying that she'd fail
charm school. This doesn't resolve the issue of Polly's
temper, however. Good-bye.

After the tom-cats leave, Polly and Lucille laugh about what just
happened. An odd-looking bird shows up, laughs, and attempts to
figure out what sort of fabric Polly's uniform is made of. "It's
polyester...and so are you!" After getting clobbered for doing
this, the bird introduces himself as Charlie Bird, proprietor from the
Live House. He claims that he can make Lucille a bigger star than
Bono, and Polly goes into the reasons why she should listen.
Charlie says that he'd planned on just making Lucille a star, but
she manages to include Polly in the deal as well. Before Charlie
can protest, the Pizza Cat suggests the name "Pointless Sisters" for
the duo. Before long, the deal's sealed.

Later, Speedy is surprised when Francine tells him that Polly and
Lucille are about to be rock stars. Speedy insults Polly's
singing, and gets beaned with the cash register. Speedy then says
that if Polly can manage stardom, then he'll admit he was wrong and
stand on his tail on Little Tokyo's biggest bridge. Piece of
cake, huh? Yeah, right. He's no flagpole sitter, that's for
sure.

As Polly's helmet sits in a dressing room, she and Lucille rock the
Live House to the ground. Afterwards, Speedy and Guido pay a
visit to their dressing room. Polly asks if Speedy thought she
was great...only to find that he and Guido are paying more attention to
Lucille than to her. Like before, her anger is briefly stifled
when Speedy tells her that the Polly he knew is gone forever; also like
before, the mood is spoiled when he and Guido make faces at her.
Good-bye.

Guess they decided not to insult themselves,
after all.

Later,
Speedy tells Guido that Polly's a helpless slave to rock and roll.
Seeing a crowd across the street, they wonder how the Pointless
Sisters' new record got so popular so quickly.

In the Big Cheese's quarters, Jerry remarks on the brilliance of his
plan...apparently centering on the rock duo's newfound popularity.
Seymour's too busy paying attention to the poster, and his
advisor refers to him as a moronic imbecile.

Night falls, and hundreds of Little Tokyo denizens are walking the
streets in a zombie-esque fashion. Charlie Bird, who reveals
himself to be Bad Bird, briefly degrades the Narrator's intelligence.
The Ninja Crow explains that the energy waves produced by the
Sisters' singing have lulled everyone who listened to them into doing
what he says. The Narrator angrily decides to go to his trailer
as two robots, one of them with buck teeth, appear out of the darkness.

Back at the Big Cheese's quarters, Seymour talks about how he got his
telescope for 50% off. Jerry compares his money-sense to the
show's producers, then listens as Seymour asks him a question about
their newest robots: why are large chunks of the robot basically empty
space? Low budget, huh? Right.

At the Live House, the two robots rise out of the ground and go around
town, causing damage to homes and background sets. After a brief
discussion about screenplays---and after one of the by-standers wonders
if she has a part in it---the robots roll on. It is revealed that
the captured citizens and walking on treadmills built where the robots'
feet should be, which explains the empty space---and they're heading
straight for the Shoguns' weapons vault! The alarm goes off at
the Pizza Cat. Transformation sequence!

In mid-flight, Polly and Speedy scoff at the mother dog's suggestion
that they're insecure and desperate for attention (either that, or
they're still upset at each other; take your pick). Guido's just
happy that she referred to them as superheroes.

Shortly, Bad Bird hears a voice and guesses that the Pizza Cats are
nearby. He guessed correctly; the Cats appear and introduce
themselves. Guido calls his Sunspot Umbrella 'the Parasol of
Doom', and Speedy says that his sword's great for chopped liver.
Angrily, Bad Bird says that the 'cutesy cats' aren't going to
stop them and orders the Ninja Crows to attack. Good-bye.

As Bad Bird stews, the Cats land back on the building...and Speedy on
Polly's tail. Ouch. As Guido tries to refocus Polly's
attention on the coming fight, Bad Bird orders the robots to attack.

Buck teeth plus beak equals ugly.

The
Spinning Cat Removal System that the robot fires snags the three Cats
right off the roof. The robot catches the giant ball and tosses
it on top of the second robot's umbrella. The giant parasol
rotates, sending the Pizza Cats for a spin, then drops them off back
outside. Dizzily, Speedy rings the bell around his neck and
signals for reinforcements. Francine rhymes a message to General
Catton, who blasts off towards the scene.

Catton threatens to blow the robots to scrap, but Bad Bird just laughs
and points out the innocent people that still power the machines.
Elsewhere, Jerry remembers what the empty space in the robots
were for, and Seymour agrees that the plan is brilliant. Jerry
breathes a sigh of relief.

The robots start to punch through the wall of the Shoguns' vault.
Speedy tells Bad Bird to let the citizens on out, while Polly
says something that apparently upsets him (I played it through a few times, and I still couldn't figure out what she was saying).
The angry crow explains that it's because of Polly and
Lucille---namely, the Pointless Sisters---that the people are in the
robots to begin with. "The really stupid ones were the Pointless
Sisters!"

Naturally, this infuriates Polly. Despite her being right about
the bad guys deserving retribution, Speedy and Guido concede the point
to Bad Bird. Angrily, Polly somehow gets in front of the
buck-toothed robot and, with a tremendous burst of strength, rips open
the door. She then does the same thing with the other robot.
Polly and Catton snap the citizens out of their stupor; the
denizens climb out and race away. The Spinning Cat Removal System
attempts to put Speedy out of action, but he merely slices the thing in
half...and proceeds to dice up the robots with his 'ancient' Ginzu
sword. Good-bye.

Ticked off, the Big Cheese demonstrates his poor sportsmanship by
another explosion. Later, Lucille and Polly are feeling dejected
about the fact that no one remembers the Pointless Sisters, but Speedy
points out that friendship's more important. After Polly starts
to get over it, an emotional Lucille lets the missiles fly. A
dust-covered Speedy finishes the episode by saying that with friends
like them, they wouldn't need enemies.