Wednesday, 3 December 2014

FORGET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND, MATT TAYLOR IS THE REAL REVOLUTIONARY.

The Sun newspaper have jumped on the band-wagon by labeling millionaire comedian Russell Brand a “joke” following his outburst and rant
against Channel 4 reporter Paraic O’Brien having been asked “What kind of rent
are you paying?”

Labelled a “hypocrite” by Tory MP Andrew Bridgen, Russell
Brand’s street cred as a revolutionary has taken a nose-dive following his
self-serving publicity stunts, which many claim are performed to appease an insidious
secret agenda, dreamed up by his Illuminati masters.

“TRAGIC COMIC.”

Threatening to sue mogul giant Rupert Murdoch, Russell
Brand’s claim to be the great revolutionary hope now lies in tatters.

“I'M A VOLATILE
PERSON.”

Described by child-abuse crusader Robert Langer as a “Wonderful
Hope” and a “Great Spirit,” Matt Taylor 43 from Brighton UK, is racing up the ratings as the
clear favourite to topple Russell Brand of his perch as the man most likely to
lead a British revolution.

A champion of alternatives Matt Taylor promises a better way
of life, such as:

Non-Privatisation
of the NHS.

No
to ideology tax cuts such as the Bedroom Tax, Labour’s Freeze on Child
Benefit, ATOS and an end to the persecution of the poor, and attacks on the
Welfare State.

Moai
Tidal Electric, bulk free energy captured at the base of the sea, doing
away with the need for fracking and off-shore above surface wind turbines.

A
cure for Cancer by exploring the claims by Canadian born Rick Simpson and
thousands of others from around the world that Hemp Oil cures cancer and
many other life debilitating diseases.

A
new Monarch to replace the Windsor Royal Family in the guise of John
Wanoa.

£970
Million Trillion Trillion in cash.

750
thousand tons of Gold.

Supported by the next King of Great Britain and the Common
Wealth John Wanoa, a native Moai from New Zealand, Matt Taylor is
standing as an independent parliamentary candidate in the expected 2015 general
election.

As Darly Gardiner, a crusader against the illIlluminati makes
clear on her Facebook status:

“Seriously we need these bunch of idiots out of Westminster...they are
all totally illegal and I will not tolerate their rubbish any longer my fuse is
getting really short because they couldn't give a nuns crunch of a care for the
people of this country.. Matt! If you get in next year can I be your chief whip.
I will make my own body armour?? I’m a mean shot with a bow and arrow moving
targets my speciality...peez I would love to watch Westminster dance...”

“You're a good sport, and you're OK from what I can tell. You're also
amusing and not vindictive. You make people laugh, and are funny. I can tell
you've got a strong character and I soon realised that you aren't petty.”

“WHAT A JOKE.”

While Russell Brand preaches revolution from his posh pad in
London, Matt
Taylor works from his election campaign office in Peacehaven, part of the
Brighton Kemptown constituency which he hopes to be elected MP in 2015.