4. The time Batman handed in a crook. Except in real life.

Because everyone needs a break from the phone hacking scandal, Europe correspondent Philip Williams sinks his teeth into some meaty investigative journalism and beats Michael to the pun-ch in so doing.

Batman is back. And he's actually on the streets of the northern city of Bradford. The police say they don't know who it was, but there is someone that perhaps does - the owner of the Joke Shop. Perhaps it should be the Joker Shop.

We were playing (racketball) one day and started talkin' like pirates. Probably one of us stretched something - or strained something - that was best left unstrained. And we let out an 'arrrrr'. By the time we were finished, we realised we'd had way more fun talkin' like pirates than we ever did playin' racketball.

Talk Like a Pirate Day founder John Baur

9. The time a guy played a piano while trapped inside of it

Because by the time it gets to 4:10 you start wondering what would happen if he veered toward the stairs. Also because only on the ABC would an artistic concept this highbrow get five minutes of national airtime.