GOLDIE BREAKS IT — AND BUYS IT

Antique-lover Goldie Hawn, browsing the booths at a high-end show in LA, stopped to pick up an exquisite old box. As she fondled the artifact, Ms. Fumble-fingers suddenly dropped it and — SMASH! — the box broke in half! Hawn was horrified when the owner informed her it was a $1,500 piece! Without even trying to negotiate, the star whipped out a credit card and paid up pronto!