A Chilean prostitute has auctioned off 27 hours of sex to raise money for charity. Maria Carolina, who typically charges $300 for 90 minutes in the sack, has already raised $4,000 for Teleton, Chile's largest fundraising event. The cash will go to help disabled children, a cause that Carolina said "touches me deeply." Sheesh, after 27 hours of straight sex, she probably won't want to be touched deeply for a little while. [Telegraph]