A sports term usually used to describe a one sided beating in basketball in which one player gives another player such a thrashing on the court, that he or she looks like they are giving the losing opponent a "clinic" in how to play basketball.

Joe played Tom one on one and it wasnt pretty. Joe gave Tom such a clinic, he didnt hear the end of it for weeks afterward.

A girl who has no health insurance, and therefore in order to stay healthy has an array of specialists that she sleeps with in exchange for medical care. Named the "clinic" because she has all the doctors inside of her

Clinic: "I just lost my job, I think I'm going to become a clinic"

Friend: "My gyno would be really open to whatever you have to offer. Here's his number."

a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.).
also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.

they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.

NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.

i went to the clinic, they said i had foot and mouth, cos that dirty ho been sucking my toes.