The scourge of the rampant, constantly out of control wives, running around squeezing balls in their husband's fights was far more of a dire issue than not raping women or young girls was.

After all, consider how effective this law was, how many times do you hear of women squeezing men's balls while their husband is fighting, versus how many times you hear about women or young girls getting raped.

Almost never hear about women squeezing men's balls, versus all the stories you hear of women being raped for which "God" made now law. So clearly the no squeeze law was effective! "God" really did a great job protecting genitals in that one. I'm sure one day he will get around putting as much attention on protecting women's genitals as well, from, you know...rape and stuff...

Yeah...he'll get around to saying something about not raping women soon, I'm sure. But in the meantime, guys, rest assured your genitals are under the direct protection of "God". ...except for that one part at the tip...