17. "When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America." ~Oscar Wilde

18. "Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected." ~Oscar Wilde

19. "We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. " ~Benjamin Harrison

20. "America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people." ~Gloria Steinem

21. "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. "~Funny America quote by Bill Vaughan

22. "I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. "~H.H. Munro (Saki)

23. "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. ~ Funny America Quotes by Dan Rather

24. "Let America realize that self-scrutiny is not treason. Self-examination is not disloyalty. ~Richard Cardinal Cushing

25. "We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. ~Bill Maher

26. "If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the 'Beverly Hillbillies'. "~Dave Barry

27. "I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering." ~Yakov Smirnoff

28. "The fact is that Americans are not a thoughtful people; they are too busy to stop and question their values." ~William Ralph

29. "America is the best half-educated country in the world." ~Nicholas Murray Butler

30. "Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. " ~Clive James

31. "The trouble with America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. "~Louis Kronenberger

32. "The United States of America will sound as pompously in the world or in history as The Kingdom of Great Britain."~Thomas Paine

33. "Democracy--rule by the people--sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America." ~Edward Abbey

34. "The United States is the only country with a known birthday." ~James G. Blaine

35. "What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds." ~Will Rogers