Cena_markJust a heavy handed parody of gun owners. I look forward to this gun hating trend passes over POETV.

StanleyPainI think you're mistaken. No one here hates guns. We just hate stupid, sociopathic douchebags whose obsession with guns stems solely from their socially broken desire/fetish to want to murder another human being without any consequences.

EvilHomerSo you're saying you DON'T support our right to open carry at head level?

Cena_markI'm not a gun nut myself, but I push for more gun rights.
I mainly bought my gun for protection from bears.

Evil Homo, the only time we should have our guns at head level is when confronted by a bear or a rapist.

memedumpsterSam Colt was a lying sack of shit who is burning in hell right now. Guns don't make people equal, education and human decency do that. I once met a Teabagger so FAT that he had to drive a truck down a hill to shoot his fully automatic machine penis. A complete abomination to the human animal and not someone worth saving ever for any reason. Guns made that person feel justified in being a fat sack of shit. Fuck guns, they're a million times worse for America than Herman Cain as president.

Cena_markGood God Memedump, you sure hate guns. I think you protest a bit too much. Is there an AK in your closet?

EvilHomerThat's not nice, Cena. Gay men, bears or femmes, are usually peaceful unless startled, and there's no reason to shoot them when an invitation to the Coast Guard USO is generally enough to calm them down.

memedumpsterNo, it's an SKS (Russian not cheap Chinese crap) and I can nail anything with it at 1100 meters without a pussyscope. I am a gun maniac and GUNS ARE BULLSHIT.

Cena_markI live in Alaska, I go hiking a lot, I think its best to hike strapped for the brown, black, and grizzly bears out there. And sure guns don't make people equal. They make them better. I own a gun and that makes me better than you.

memedumpsterHoly hell, trolling aside be careful with bears. You might just get one shot and there's only a few places where shooting it will prevent it from tearing you apart. Best to avoid bears if possible! Hike safe!

EvilHomerHave you ever tried killing a bear with kindness? Huh? Instead of a gun, bring some jars of honey, and I'm sure you and the bear will be best friends in no time.

StanleyPainFor the record, I'm pretty much your average left wing, liberal, gay, communist, Muslim, socialist, and I have no problems with guns. I believe in the 2nd amendment and have no problem with people who own guns so long as they treat them with the respect the deserve and observe every single safety precaution. I myself own a gorgeous, very old pump action .22 and I greatly admire the craftsmanship and like to rarely target shoot. What I have a problem with in this country is "gun culture" and how it breeds fucktards who literally just want to inflict violence. They hope and pray for the day they I'll be able to whip out their 20 gun collection like some Death Wish wet dream and kill off every single bad guy. They just want to embrace violence and hurt things (thus, a lot of them go hunting, often times specifically just for the purpose of being cruel, (like blowing up prairie dogs with shotguns etc.). They also are almost always massively irresponsible with their weapons, usually leaving them lying around loaded or in a gun safe they paid $600 for but never actually lock. So, yeah....I think guns are an interesting hobby....but sadly most of the gun owners are shitheads with major compensation issues.

Cena_markStanly, That's why zombie films, books, and videogames are so popular too. As people there is a part of us that wants commit acts of crazy justified violence. Some gun owners want that and are ready for the zombie apocalypse or Dirty Harry shootout that they want to be the hero of.
Sure our gun culture breeds fucktardery, but that is an inevitable side effect.
Memedumpster, Of course the safest way to avoid bear attacks is to not surprise bears. A lot of the tourists wear bells, but I hear that only makes them curious. The best way is to talk. So if I hike alone I make noise and sing.
But also if the worst does happen I go to the range to make sure my shots are effective.
Evilhomer, No I haven't killed a bear with kindness, maybe angry charging bears just need a massage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GJE5TZD4U4

roughnready66Good. Around the time of Al Gore, the left gave in to the NRA and essentially abandoned the gun issue, leading us to the ridiculous place where we are now. The open carry zealots are a whole new brand of crazy. Bring it on Onion.

chumbucketWhy I so want the gun rights lunacy to reach this point where every day looks like a Mexican Standoff.