Chris Haffey posts off Facebook:"Been getting an incredible amount of love and support about the record...just wanted to say that it means a lot to me that so many people are standing behind me on this one even though I didn't get to lace it as cleanly as I would have liked to! Thank you so much to everyone!"

Thanks for that. Skate & Destroy was a little overdue on a <insert xxxtreme action sport of your choice> post with the underlying intent of establishing credibility or trying to invoke some controversy. You're still just a pair of Daisy Dukes and a drive-in away from being a car hop.

This sufficiently offsets the world record and welcome back to nothing...