If a book blogger accepts your book, but gives it a less than positive review, it’s for this reason only:

She didn’t think it was very good.

Terry’s post is a must read for both book bloggers and anyone considering submitting their books for review. Please check it out here.

It is particularly timely for me, because I have YET AGAIN just contacted an author whose book I had accepted for review. I told him that the book blurb did not, in fact, accurately reflect the content, which I not only found personally offensive, but which I had specifically indicated in my submission guidelines would not be accepted for review. His response included observations about my politics, obvious age, gender, and overall lack of qualifications for being an (unpaid) book reviewer.

Rather than waste another moment on this troglodyte, I am instead reblogging a post from several years ago. I should not have had to do so.

Dear Author-Whose-Book-I’m-Supposed-To-Be-Reviewing-Today:

I know this isn’t the first time, and I’m pretty sure it isn’t the last, but I’ve really struggled with this one. You sent your book to me for review, and labeled it a “humorous romance”. Okay. I like humor. I like romance. I write and love fantasy. You very professionally sent me the additional materials I asked for, we set a review date, and I added your book to my TBR pile. About two weeks before the review date, I started to read. For me, reading a book for review is a commitment. It takes time to read carefully, taking notes as I go. I set aside other obligations, other books and other authors to focus on your book.

By the time my dog was only a few weeks old, she understood what the word “NO” means. I’m guessing your characters could probably understand it too.

At the beginning, your book came across as a somewhat goofy SciFi fantasy. I didn’t love it but I read on. Then came the first gratuitous naked meet. Hmmm... I read more. Pretty soon, I was reading about a man’s “right” to “chastise” (spank) a woman who had not knowingly given him that right. Oh, but wait — she had amnesia. He says she had given him the right some time in the past. Double-hmmm…. I read on. Now I read about a character who kidnaps and repeatedly rapes his unwilling ‘concubines’ by threatening their lives and their families. Ick. Then a kidnapped woman is handed over to him—to be stripped, assaulted, and raped despite her clearly voiced objections. Oh, but wait! It turns out her assailant is sexy and attractive, so it’s all okay. Like hell no!

The subtext here is that if the man is “hot”, the woman’s “NO” is soon overcome by her irresistible lust for his domination and so they will fall in love. Leaving aside for now the question of whether that could ever happen — after all, this is a SciFi novel and I’m not refusing to review the book because of faster-than-light starship travel — I come to the question of whether or not I should review this. I know there are erotic possibilities to domination and bondage sex games. For some, spanking is a complete turn-on. What I don’t understand is how any of those things could be even remotely acceptable unless both parties have consented to them. Otherwise, it’s not a relationship and it’s not romantic. It’s assault. It’s rape. And — as I say in myreview request guidelines — I don’t review rape that’s not specifically presented as a criminal assault.

This isn’t a particularly high bar. A character who ignores a clearly-voiced “NO” because he or she owns/wants/feels entitled to/loves the other isn’t sexy. It’s sick. And—as a writer—it’s unnecessary. We writers are gods. We can make our characters do anything we want, including taking the time to make sure both partners are on the same page. We can make them say anything we want, such as, “Here’s a safe word.”

Real life, of course, is different. I have four children. The thought of one of them being forced in this way—or even thinking it’s okay to have someone else in charge of their consent — makes me physically ill. (That’s why I’m in favor of measures like California’s Yes-means-Yes legislation.) Clearly-stated, actively consensual sex is sexy, erotic, and a turn-on, whether it’s missionary or BDSM. As The Toast‘s Mallory Ortberg writes,

“One of the dangers, I think, of depending on passive consent — the idea that all conditions are Go unless you are met with a swift, stern “NO MEANS NO” or a slap to the face — is that it conditions sexual aggressors (particularly men) to ignore or deflect or attempt to wear down perfectly clear rejections. As long as a No is plausibly deniable, it isn’t really a No; and if she didn’t really say No then you can’t possibly have done anything wrong.”

So, Dear Author, when does “NO” really mean “YES”? That would be never. At least in books I’m reviewing. If that’s what your book contains, send it to some other reviewer. But do both of you a favor — first tell them what’s in there.

Dear Troglodyte Author:I just wanted you to know that my dog is now getting older, just like me. But we both still know the difference between NO and YES. And we are both still learning new tricks. Maybe some day, you could be as smart as my dog.

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I give a thumbs-up to book bloggers in my blog this week & am frankly disgusted by the ‘tude of writers. OK, I haven’t had anybody give me a bad bad review on blog, but Gawd knows, I’ve got some stinky ones on Amazon. If a book blogger were to give me a bad review, I’d just not RT them (after saying: sorry it wasn’t to your taste)/ #S life. As you point out, you don’t like certain things in books, so why waste time sending books with these components to you?
Also, if a book blogger IS giving you a naff review on your style, characterization and narrative..err…isn’t that saying something that needs addressing? There is a HUGE difference between the opinions of a reader giving you a 1/.2 star slamdown coz they didn’t like your book, and a ‘professional’ blogger who reads for pleasure and reviews as an outcome of this. Courtesy, my writer friends, costs nowt. And if you go round being an arsehole to book review sites, the word will spread.

My first year of college (yes, I went there on my dinosaur) in philosophy 105 we studied Rousseau’s theory of the social contract. But what I remember is my total shock when the guy next to me said in all seriousness, “I would love it if everyone else was bound by the social contract, but why should I be?” (He was, of course, pre-med, and is probably still practicing somewhere today.)

It might be what my family, or church, or school taught me, but nevertheless I still feel on some level deeper than conscious that I’m more comfortable following most social norms. Even further, I automatically expect everyone else to follow them too.

But in my career in HR, I came across a strange thing which even now I can’t explain. Somehow there were people who just KNEW that the rules most people followed did not apply to them. They had some other definition of right and wrong that said whatever was best for them was their right. How did they figure that out? How did they know it would work (and believe me, it usually did work)? What made them so sure that what was wrong for most people was not only right for them, but their right and their due? I wish I could say that these assholes got what was coming to them, but generally speaking it was quite the opposite. Apparently assholery is a positive career strategy.

Like you, I don’t know the answers. Luckily (also like you?) I no longer play the game. The asshole to nice people ratio in my life is a very small number right now. I’m happy to settle for that.

Book bloggers and book reviewers are a gift to all readers and writers. I see it as a selfless, labor of love, and a favor to those of us who write books. Without book bloggers and reviewers, where would writers be? Honesty in a review is imperative; for authors write to be read, and it’s always instructive for an author to learn how their book is received and perceived. I enjoy reading reviews that deal in nuances and are well written. I’ve bought many books from reading reviews from the wordpress community!

If a book is not funny and it is also not romantic, then it is not a humorous romance. If you’re lying in the pitch, then either you’ve written something you’re ashamed of or you’ve written something you know sucks dirt or you’re an asshole or you’re an idiot. No good choices there, I’m afraid, Barb.

Be nice, polite, honest, and professional to book reviewers because they are the key that opens the door to your readers is the moral of this story, I think.

Excellent blog. The bloggers I have encountered are some of the most professional, considered, considerate and downright lovely people I have ever met. Authors should behave in the same considered and professional way towards them, after all we’re all just trying to make the whole writing and reading thing better … aren’t we? More power to you bloggers. X