Britney Spears Esse Est Percipi

FIRST Pete Doherty entertains the kiddy-winkies, now we learn that Britney Spears is teaching a gaggle of young children to dance at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood.

Do agents and celebrities watch The Simpsons as a fly-on-the-wall, slice-of-life documentary?

While the hoi polloi see satire, stage school types and celebs looking for a new act see the show’s Krusty the Clown as a successful showbiz personality, the epitome of how it can be if you really want it enough.

As George Berkeley oput it: “”Esse est percipi” – “To be is to be perceived”…