Things Bear Grylls Should’ve Tried Before Drinking His Own Piss

-Rethinking his career
-Quitting
-The Jack Daniel’s his cameraman is sipping
-Bringing water with him
-The blood of a dire wolf (2% skim)
-Tree sap
-Another bear’s piss
-Literally any other non-solid he could have put into his mouth
-Becoming an accountant, just like his mom always wanted
-Running off to the Costco right across the street from his campsite
—A. Sandweiss