That was hilarious! I was actually fired from Intel for my "happy and light personality". No shit, that's what the HR person said in my "exit interview". I have also set up three couples who ended up getting married...to each other of course :) BUT, there are people who think I am a TOTAL BITCH...but I think it's because I don't have that filter in my brain that keeps me from saying what I think. Oh well, it would bother me...if I cared :) Those people who write for the Onion sure are talented!

Sometimes when I'm at work I look around to see if The Onions' writers are lurking around looking for material. Other times I'm keeping an eye out in case Alfred Hitchcock or Stephen King are doing a walk-on.