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Friday, December 21, 2012

He's Just Not That Into You

If he texts you, and you overrespond (and you know what I mean by overresponding "OMG HEY! Wanna do something tonight? No? Tomorrow night then? I'm free then too. Kay! Can't wait hehe smooches!") and then your plans don't happen tomorrow night, he's just not that into you.If you text him and he never responds....37 times in a row... he's just not that into you. Stalker.If you wave at him across campus and he takes an extra 10 minute walk to avoid the sidewalk you usually pass each other on, he's just not that into you.If you see him out, offer to buy him a drink, and he declines ...and goes to a different bar... on the other side of town, he's just not that into you.If he only texts you between the hours of 11pm and 4am, he's just not that into you. I don't care if he calls you "baby" during the span of these hours either. If he's never been to your apartment in the daytime, he's just not that into you.If you are crying and he straight up laughs at you and says you have an ugly "cry face," he's just not that into you. Sorry about your face.If you're drunk and he pushes you head first into a trashcan, he's just not that into you. This is a sure fire sign.If you are still saying YOLO with a serious face, he's just not that into you. Your name is not Drake. And if it is, don't do this.If you ask him to prom and he says "hell to the no," he's just not that into you. Bribing to pay for everything won't help either.If you don't like sports, he's just not that into you. Why the hell don't you like sports?If the only interaction you get with him is the fact that he copies your answers in Chemistry II, he's just not that into you. H2NO.If you invite him over for wine and dinner, and he says he's got to watch his grandma's sisters husband's aunt's kids baby cousins cat who just had kittens, he's just not that into you.If you like Honey Boo Boo, he's just not that into you.Bottom line - if he's into you, you'll know it. And if he's not, wishing that he was isn't gonna make him change his mind. xo,-A