6/27/08

i basically can't do jack shit with my hair except try and make sure my bangs are somewhat straight and the frizz is as minimal as possible.other than that, a side pony situation is as far as it goes in the STYLING department because...i was NOT BLESSED with awesome hair.

so, like, when i see this kind of shit, i am like fuuuuck i WISH i could something like that:

(ahem, so NOT in the habit of wanting to be anything like nicole richie but this hairdo is totes adorbz, don't deny)

ok, so i console myself with thinking, eh whatevz, that bitch has got PEOPLE who can DO THAT FOR HER, don't feel bad about your sad hair skillz!

ok. well. then i see this on my friend christine:

and i WANT TO CRY.THOSE ARE 2 BRAIDED HEADBANDS OF HER OWN HAIR! BITCH DID IT IN TEN SECONDS, I WATCHED !!!! life. is. so. unfair.

please witness the perfectness of her hair, i want a fucking WIG of it:

(wtf is a keyboard recorder thing for anyways? her boyfriend has all these instruments at their house...we had a jam session, god DAMN we are all SO TALENTED...)

she can also crafternoon the HELL out of ANYTHING and she made me this realllly fucking cute fringe necklace (also in like ten seconds, wtf).note: it can also be a lincoln beard, a bellydancer veil, and cleopatra bangs. whatever strikes your FANCY.

i took the pic in my pajamas and so you may not be realizing the awesomeness fully but i feel like you get it, right? i'm gonna wear it all the time, i love it. (thanks, bench!)

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