But if you’ve decked yourself out in dick and are now filled with the niggling worry that your look may be a little passé, never fear: Vivienne Westwood has officially confirmed that penises will remain on-point for 2017, too.

And if Vivienne says it’s a trend, it’s a trend. Penises for all.

Snazzy. (Picture: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

At London Fashion Week Men’s yesterday, Vivienne Westwood sent a model down the runway dressed in a snazzy chocolate-y brown suit, complete with her new take on the enduring trend of the phallus: a chain holding the jacket in place, decorated with two bedazzled dicks posed at a jaunty angle.

It’s a whole new way to wear all the sparkly penises sitting in your jewellery box.