A blonde and her brunette friend were talking,
when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde
jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of
stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to
you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please ta

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A
person who speaks three languages is
trilingual...A person who speaks four or more
languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?

1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of
dynamite.
3. There are 293 ways to make change for a
dollar.
4. The average person's left hand does 56%
of the typing.
5. A shark is the only fish that can blink
with both eyes.

FUNNY QUOTES BY GEORGE
BERNARD SHAW
"Which painting in the National Gallery would
I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the
door of course."
"Those who can do, those who can't
teach."
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically

FUNNY QUOTES BY GEORGE
BERNARD SHAW
"Which painting in the National Gallery would
I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the
door of course."
"Those who can do, those who can't
teach."
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically

Love yourself
Say what you feel
Ask for what you need
Be emotionally brave
Reveal what makes you feel loved
Go easy on yourself
Celebrate the exceptional
Praise the ordinary
Do the extrodinary ordinary thing
Be a person of your word
Criticize only in private
Do the unexpected
Behave your

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now. Do what you want... =
You’ll pay for this later. We need to
talk... = I need

I love coffee, maybe too much. Cups of coffee,
coffee smoothies, iced coffee from
McDonald’s - you name it I’ll drink it
(and alot of it). I can’t drink just one cup
either, I can drink it all day. Anyone else have
this problem? Not sure? Well, if at least 10 of
these 25 signs you’re drinking too much
coffee applies to you… you might be
addicted.
1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after
you.
2. You name your cats
“Cream” and “Sugar.”
3. You walk twenty miles on your
treadmill before you realize it&r