Congratulations, Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips! The longtime couple — they’ve been together for eight years — got married yesterday in Ireland, according to People. Masterson has Irish roots, so the wedding took place in a private castle in Tipperary (cue “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary”) surrounded by close friends and family. And if that doesn’t sound completely ideal, then get this — Bijou wore a custom made Zac Posen wedding gown. The celebrations started a week prior to the ceremony and hey, an Irish party is something anyone would want in on. Good luck, you two. Hopefully some pictures will be released soon because we’re dying to see that gown!

When Nicky Hilton showed up Tuesday night to take longtime friend Casey Johnson‘s dogs and clothes from Tila Tequila‘s house, the late heiress‘s fiancee refused to give up the goods. When Hilton showed up again yesterday morning, Tequila called the police. “I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in,” she wrote on her blog. “They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!” Ironically, once police arrived—Tequila helped Hilton and Bijou Phillips put the stuff—and the pooches—in her van. Why the change of heart? “I don’t like drama,” she tweeted—before posting hysterically about Hilton’s plans to put the dogs to sleep (which Hilton denies). Watch video of the incident here.

As clearly implied by this scene, Johnson’s friends are at odds with Johnson’s lover of less than a month. “The thing I find the most sickening is that the media is giving Tila the one thing she craves: attention,” Courtney Semel—who previously dated both women—told People. “Tila, you knew her for a week.” “Next week I will tell u what they don’t want u 2 know,” Tequila promised. Considering the screed she recently posted about model Jazmine Leonard (“”F— YOU B—- YOU’RE CRAZY! UR BAD NEWS, A DRUG ADDICT, AND A CON ARTIST, PROFESSIONAL PROSTITUTE AND JUST ALL AROUND BAD NEWS!”), it’s hard to believe anyone could stop her.

The Mackenzie Phillips publicity train chugs on today – she was just on “Oprah” reflecting on her family’s reaction to her recent revelation that she had a sexual relationship with her father. She called her stepmother Michelle Phillips‘ harsh reaction “unkind” and said her younger sister Bijou has yet to contact her. Bijou hasn’t stayed silent when it comes to the press, however. The Scientologist (and sometimes actress/model who is engaged to Danny Masterson) released a statement revealing that her ex-junkie big sister told her about the incest when she was practically still a kid. Yikes.

“When I was 13,” says Bij, “Mackenzie told me that she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3. I didn’t know what to believe, and it didn’t help that shortly there after Mackenzie told me it didn’t happen. Mackenzie’s history with our father is hers, but also clouded with 30 years of drug abuse.”

She adds, “I understand Mackenzie’s need to come clean with a history she feels will help others, but it’s devastating to have the world watch as we try and mend broken fences, especially when the man in question isn’t here to defend himself.”

MacKenzie’s other sister, Wilson Phillips‘ singer Chynna Phillips, was also on “Oprah” today declaring support and forgiveness for her sis. Coincidentally (as all these Hollywood things are, natch), Chynna’s Christian rock album is also being released this week. Go figure. [Photo: GettyImages]