When I have kids, I’m going to do them a favor. I’m going to teach them TALENT AIN’T SHIT. The more I look around, the more I see mediocre foolishness. I used to think it was just comedy, but then I started looking on TV, at my numerous jobs, even at some of my girlfriends […]

That was posted in the women’s bathroom at work. I read it several times to figure out its meaning. It was up for over a week, and I drink a lot of water, so I had numerous opportunities to dig deep into what it was really saying. Initially I interpreted it to mean “I found […]

So last night, I performed in Charlestown, MD. For those who have no clue where that is [read: everyone reading this, except the folks I gave postcards to at the show], it’s where the KKK still hold town meetings. I’m not exaggerating. In case you didn’t realize from my HUGE header picture, I am brown. […]

So, this picture was posted at my job. My old, white, male coworker screams across the office (he’s already loud to begin with) “Aye Dook? Is that you in that boat picture?” My response, in an equally loud voice level, “Lenny, all brown people don’t look the same.” That’s when shit got real. Now, he […]