Air Sex World Championship

Why spend your Sunday night trolling the Internet for porn when you can watch a bunch of shameless strangers hump the air live before your very eyes? Set to the music clip of their choosing and donning their best bedroom attire, participants will each get two minutes to creep out/impress the crowd as they get it on with an imaginary partner. The only rules are those set in place by the state of Pennsylvania, including that they keep their junk concealed. The three favorites—determined by local celebrity judges—from the first round will advance and must perform to a surprise piece of music. Ultimately, it’ll be up to the audience to decide which lucky individual goes home with a prize package and the chance to compete against the best air humpers in the nation. The night also features live music from New Jersey rockers Big Damn Heroes and the eclectic, multi-chick-fronted act Molly Rhythm, along with a stand-up set by comedian Ian Fidance. -Nicole Finkbiner