Before you begin to melt your brain reading this spiel, what are you looking for?

I have various things listed below. I'll put 'em in order just for you, stranger.

My shitty introduction.It's right below this block of text, and is kind of just a heap of garbage where I justify myself somewhat.

Things being written!This is self explanatory, methinks. Stuff that's actively going (or may be on hiatus for a number of reasons, which is kind of explained in 1). I'll indicate status here I guess.

Retired works.Things that are just collecting dust. They're here for shits and giggles because I hoarde old shitty stuff and trash stories is something I'm quite familiar with. Middle school and freshman year of high school consisted of a lot of really, really wretched works. I'm sorry for what's here - but it's staying so I can laugh at it.

My characters.Since I have nothing better to do with myself, I figured just now like why not just slap some of my garbage characters on here. It'll probably be a bunch of deviantArt links but eh maybe a few bios. Ye.

Since I'm lazy, 2 and 3 (and there isn't anything really for 4 yet so um) are being worked upon for now. I'll get it done someday.

Have fun and stay safe, kids.

Hello and welcome to the goddamn carnival. My name is R and I'll be your guide.

Kidding.

Hi, I'm R or Rory and I really like writing shitty fanfiction in my free time. If you couldn't tell from the aforementioned first username, I went through some intense emo phase when I first made this account some odd years ago ((((middle school aaAAA)))) (which is also quite obvious in the fuckin 2011/12 and some of '13 works oh m y lord) and I thought I'd just mosey the fuck on back and make this something plausible.

I'm of 17 years of age and I really don't enjoy being in high school, but that comes before college, yanno? I just need to suck it up and deal with it for another year or so.

My interests constantly change, but I'd like to say I'm stable enough to crank a decent fic out once in a while. If I drop things at random (like I have with most of the stuff on here), please bear (bear?? bare??? bear???????) with me, I swear I'll get back to it in the next millennia.

I've dropped more or less the majority of the stories on this account, but I'm leaving 'em up for the sake of memories and surprisingly intelligent writing. Considering I was either a freshman and/or in middle school when I wrote most of this thing's content (like... 2014 and back??) the Mary Sue factor isn't surprising in the least. It's retch-worthy, I know, but I mean. It's nice to come back to some of this and laugh -- so here it is.

You can find me on tumblr under h3mogoblin or the URL [ hemogoblin . co . vu ] without spaces ofc. But yeah. Instagram is probably carmineknight or something along those lines, something lame like that. I don't bite, so feel free to say hello somewhere or pester me to update. uvu

"Prince Ozai," she muttered, her voice betraying her tears. Ozai waved her to a sitting position. "It's just the garden, you know," he said. "Not the throne room. You don't have to bow." "Yes, I do," answered Ursa, forgetting herself. A Prequel era story

Sequel to How To Be a Werewolf. Ty Lee leaves home on a rite of passage. Fighting her way through blood, teeth, and bullet shells, she finds that there are worse things in the dark than monsters. Azula/Ty Lee.

A modern college AU with an original plot, SRU is based in part on my own personal college experience, weaving together characters, concepts and themes from ATLA & Legend of Korra with my own life to create a tribute to the Avatar series and an exploration of young adulthood. SRU!Gaang & Smellerbee (& later on Korra) are protags along w/large supporting cast. Some strong language.

It began on a dark and stormy night... I'm sure some of us remember The French Mistake and when Sam and Dean Winchester came to our reality. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of us were to end up in their reality? For Connie, this very thing happens to her. Will contain some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes.

Emails, texts, calls, and not to mention Facebook. Katara has just updated her status to "sad". Toph's 16th birthday is Friday! Why won't Jet leave Katara alone, and where the heck is Aang? Is Sokka seriously still emailing Suki, even after the breakup?

The Avatar characters are ticked. Their precious fandom is dying thanks to endless couple drabbles, awful spelling/grammar, unrealistic AUs, among other things. Join your favorite characters in their quest to help young writers in this humorous parody full of useful tips and fun prompts!

OCfemale/Reid. Spencer and Cody have an unbelievable chemistry. But the pair love their jobs way too much to ruin it. So settling for being best friends seems like the perfect option... you'd think. Reviews Welcome.

Lily, a plain and beautiful girl with a shy, timid, and child-like demeanor. Jeff, a psychotic serial killer with a penchant for sadistic murder. What happens when Jeff, someone so willing to take life, meets Lily. A girl so willing to end her life. Can he bring himself to kill her? Will he watch as her existence crumbles? Or Will he save her? Rated M for Mature Adult Content.

When three best friends go to Toronto because of one of their little sisters win a visit to the set of My Babysitter's a Vampire. But they are there only for a month. Will the three fall in love with the cast members?

The Wammy Boys, along with a girl OC, stumbles across the twisted hands of fate. What plans does fate have in store for them? Mello x Near, Matt x OC, L x Light. Rated M for future Lemon. I suck at summaries...

Just a regular model taking in her new surroundings. She meets a man who is somewhat like her. Add her forgotten past into the picture that tries to use her and what do you end up with? Just another hopeless romantic story.

"Fyre, why would you want librarians at a party?" That's right, folks! FFN's favorite fangirls are back! What happens when you have five psychos at a party? What if there's Dr. Pepper at that party? What if the psychos are writing a story? I know it sounds like pure insanity, because it is. But seriously, if you have questions about your first story, CLICK! A Save-the-Fandom story

Callie is usually called different or maybe a little weird. She was often quite but very spontaneous. Dante is a loud impulsive rebel who was often seen in the principal's office. Dante and his friends secretly save the town of Daventry Hills from video game leaked creatures on a regular basis. Could there be romance between them or will his big secret get in the way?

Oh the irony. just a regular lady ( Girl) who happened to watch ATLA when she was younger. Lets see how much of it she remembers and if she can save the ones she has grown to love. " So your actually form another world, but you died and came here instead because you suck at dying." " Basically." " Your'e an idiot." UNDER CONSTRUCTION

"Shadow is ever besieged, for that is its nature. Whilst darkness devours, and light steals. And so one sees shadow ever retreat to hidden places, only to return in the wake of the war between dark and light." Kuseron is a thief, who finds himself in the presence of the Avatar. Complete.

There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.

Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.

Edward has been alone for a very long time, until now. Unable to think he will be loved again or he ever will for that matter. He meets this dark teen named Antoinette who may see him as something else, not a monster or a freak.

"There is no way I'm going to that brute's wedding." He turned away from Namie and returned to his work. "But it's your sister's wedding too." She reminded him. Izaya flinched at that. "Even more of a reason not to go, ne?" -Shizaya/ slight Shizuo/Mairu

Title is not a mistake. "All I am is a monster, a monster that knows it's a monster and doesn't act like it's something else. A monster that tried to hide, but in doing so created chaos that I didn't want - that this monster didn't want."ShizuoxOC No Yaoi

AU Four Oaks Boarding School is the school for all warriors-that are human. My take on if warriors were human. Generations are all mixed up, but it's pretty easy to follow! Better than it sounds! T because it's a little more high-school than the book.

An ordinary fellow gets sucked into the Avaterverse... but can't actually understand a word anybody says. Follow the romp of Reid as he suffers through the series without being able to alter it. Or just mock him in the reviews. That's an option too.

Being a princess sounds like a dream come true for the average teenage girl, but for me it isn’t. Especially when you’re expected to choose a suitor within a week. One that ISN’T your dream guy. ZeldaXSheik Rated M for later chapters.

The same hero's you love, with a new twist. An assassination ploy sends Zuko off the edge of his kingdom, literally. When a mysterious girl saves him, everyone thinks she's behind it all. Oh and did I mention Zuko has a fear of touching people? R&R! :

"Don't want to be an American Idiot!" The rough voice bellowed, gloved hand wielding a ladle that Matt all but jammed his lips to, singing away without a care in the world. Drunken Matt antics. You've been warned

Zuko has never been one to accept, or love others with ease; however, what happens when a girl, who has a similar story to his, walks into his life? Will Zuko accept the feelings towards her, or will she get burned by playing with fire?

Well, now that the Sack-Ville Baggs are human, they now face a more difficult problem. When they go to America to retrieve Ru's love, they find evil in the heart of their loved one. Can they save her from herself in time? RUDOLPHxOC

Rated M to be safe. An Odd/OC series. Rose has a similer background as Odd. She's strange, just like Odd, but smart, unlike Odd. Romance at first sight? Odd's the Mad Hatter, Rose is Alice... Nothing like Wonderland when we have LYOKO! Oh, and Kiwi...

She knew it better than anyone else that you can't run away from your past, no matter how much you want to. But maybe Izaya can help her once she becomes his new client, even though it will be a pain to her. Izaya x OC. M for lemons and situations.

The daughter of chief Hakoda and his first wife, Zarkanna is both a fire and a water bender. After being sent away and training for 5 yeas in the Spirit World she has traveled back home, only to find her brother and sister alongside the Avatar. Zuko/OC.

Sequel to 'Flying with the Sun'. In a world that should finally be perfect, new threats arise with enemies old and new. The plot thickens. Zuko/OC, Tokka, Kataang and other pairings. Romance, mystery, intrigue and lemons. Rated M!

A story of fate, friendship and love with all that wonderful fluff thrown in. It's a ZukoxOC taking place somewhere after the episode, 'Kyoshi Island' in book one! Follows main story. Rated M from chapter 29 onwards. Now complete. Sequel is posted!

Lena is Chihiro's best friend and confidant, when Haku comes back to visit he asks for both of their help. Haku/OC Occurs after the movie story line, and a bit darker than the movie. Rated T for violence. Read and Review please :

She's only just been engaged, and she's already looking for ways to escape her marriage. / Katara just wants to forget. Aang doesn't understand. And Zuko is caught in the middle. Anti-Kataang, Zutara friendship, implied June/Katara.

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A FRAMING HANLEY fan fiction. Contains adult language and situations. Setting begins in high school with OC Lyndsey and Kenneth Nixon aka Nixon , who are best friends...I'm REALLY not good at descriptions...just read. Chapter 8 is listed as Chapter 20.

It's a whole new adventure with 'Team Avatar'. And we've got some new teammates to join in the fun! Hikari and Skatha start drama within the lifes of Sokka and Zuko, when they start to fall for them. Sokka/oc, Zuko/oc. Fights, drama, love. We got it all.

Warning: Author isn't responsible for death, injury, accidents etc. resulting of annoying these characters. ATTEMPT AT OWN RISK! No ATLA characters were harmed during the making of this story...much. COMPLETE!

It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE

Complete. What would happen if Shego were to ask Kim to help her start a new life at Middleton High? Can Kim trust her? Can Kim finally get together with the guy she truly loves? Two love triangles and a heartrending finale.

Seven years, and I was finally coming home - all I know is, I definitely didn't expect to see these guys. Shizuo/OC. Izaya/OC on the side. This is kind of a collab/partner work with something my friend is working on making right now.

College student, Brigid Adamson, has unknowingly been targeted by none other than Jeff the Killer. Fascinated, the perpetually-grinning man observes and finally acts out, a terrible outcome donning on the both of them. [ Developmental Jeff the Killer x OC. Pastamonsters-ish universe? ]

She whisked in and caught his attention; he wanted to dissect her... And what was that feeling? Something our favourite madman cannot understand. Tidbits observing the intrusion of the life of the academy's chemistry teacher, by none other than Professor Stein. Stein/OC.

A unique survivor encounters Seto and Ren a year post-game, loitering around the post-apocalyptic world alone. After befriending a small cat, she learns of Crow and sets out to see if she could restore the fallen boy. It is there, that a strange revelation is made; Crow isn't really as he seems to be. Post-game. Spoilers. Crow/OC. T for violence and language, etc.

This would be your everyday boy-meets-girl story, but these personalities are far from average. A club dancer with a strange past and a man who believes himself to be a monster. Throw in a bratty little sister, a murderer, and an information broker, and what do you get? Always the worst. Shizuo/OC. Humor/horror/romance type fic. T for violence, mild SC, etc. Rating may bump.

Stricken with guilt, Zuko pays Azula a visit in the asylum that ends with her returning home. Stricken by paranoia, illusions of their parents and even him, Zuko must learn to help both himself and Azula cope with the psychological dilemmas. Zucest. Zuko/Azula. From a roleplay thread with fallenfirebender on tumblr.

Albatross. That's all it ever is. Purely frustration and a burden to return something that couldn't be taken in the first place. A girl befriends Zuko in Ba Sing Se, and regrets it very soon, after being brought to face a place and people she never thought she'd need to again. This is the tale of how she lost her way and found it again. Zuko x OC. Other warnings inside.

After years of institution, a past unsub is discharged to aid the FBI in uncovering a copycat of her own case. Under the watchful eye of an injured Doctor Spencer Reid, the outcome of this case is unpredictable. Reid/OC. Minor AU. T for language, violence, etc.

Two albino sisters are abducted by an eerie, hundreds-of-years-old legend and a psychotic killer. If they don't die first, adapting will be quite the challenge. T for violence, gore, coarse language, etc. Slenderman. Jeff the Killer. Creepypasta figures.

A sinner with a troubled past has lived in the World of the Living for years, seemingly unnoticed. Strange new hybrids have begun to appear in Karakura Town, leaving our substitute Shinigami and co in confusion. Recruited by the old group and Sireitei, this hell escapee assists in what ways she can. Eventual Shuuhei x OC. Warnings inside.

This is just your everyday boy-meets-girl, boy-is-a-spirit story. Christmas Snow Evans is a quirky British girl, residing in the quaint town of Burgess, Pennsylvania. Practically raising her two younger siblings, she's caught the eye of Jack Frost, latest addition to the Guardians. What will happen? Well, anything could. T for minor language, etc. Jack x OC

Ten years after movie. After hearing many tales of Haku and the spirit world, Setsuna makes one, of many, attempts to to enter, in the very same place as her cousin, Chihiro, had ten years back, and, to her surprise, she finds success. Follow her as she meets Haku and discovers her true potential. Haku x OC. T for coarse language. Terrible summary.

Xandria Raven, an immortal with no memory of the first twenty-one years of her life, has known Izaya and Shizuo since all three were in their freshman year. Will she recall her past in the days ahead of her? Izaya x OC ; M for language, ect. (( This is absolute trash but I'm gonna keep this here for the sake of nostalgia. ))