That Thing I Do

When I see a clogged toilet in a public restroom I just put down a "barrier layer" of toilet paper and add to it.Me too!Not me!12 other people do this 41 people think it's bizarreby Anonymous on 2017-10-11 07.34.34 in Nasty

I squat on the toilet with my feet on the seat and my knees pressed up to my chest. I've done this since I was a child and I never have to strain. The poop just falls out.Me too!Not me!20 other people do this 36 people think it's bizarreby NotMatt on 2017-07-16 06.39.17 in Nasty

Whenever I chew, I always have to chew an even amount on each side. 3 chews on the right = 3 chews on the left.Me too!Not me!12 other people do this 35 people think it's bizarreby Anonymous on 2017-06-28 01.03.57 in Misc

After a poop, I always wipe, then look, wipe, then look, wipe, then look.
How do you know your bumhole is clean otherwise?Me too!Not me!44 other people do this 17 people think it's bizarreby jafar on 2017-06-19 23.40.56 in Nasty

Sometimes if I have to wake up before the sun rises, I shower in complete darkness. It's nice and soothing when I'm tired in the morning, but it's hard to figure out where things are.Me too!Not me!19 other people do this 26 people think it's bizarreby Anonymous on 2017-06-11 06.05.51 in Misc

If I'm home alone I have to lock the bathroom door while I wash my face because I'm afraid that, while I've got my eyes closed, a murderer is going to come in, stand behind me, and wait until I look up and see them standing there. Me too!Not me!25 other people do this 21 people think it's bizarreby Anonymous on 2017-03-14 17.21.41 in Misc

Whenever I type out a Facebook status I almost always decide people wont get what I am trying to say so I just delete it .Me too!Not me!204 other people do this 71 people think it's bizarreby Anonymous on 2015-11-17 01.13.24 in Misc

Sometime when I poop I pretend I am giving birth to a baby and all my family is around me.Me too!Not me!30 other people do this 272 people think it's bizarreby Annoymous on 2015-11-11 23.25.53 in Nasty

I love smelling the tips of my fingers. To hide myself doing it in public, I pretend I'm itching my nose. Me too!Not me!96 other people do this 181 people think it's bizarreby Anonymous on 2015-10-20 00.12.53 in Misc

Sometimes when I do something stupid when I'm all by myself I have a strange feeling that someone is watching me, so I will talk out loud to them and say: "hope you enjoyed that".Me too!Not me!95 other people do this 160 people think it's bizarreby Anonymous on 2015-10-12 19.08.53 in Misc