Have you ever found yourself sitting in the stall at work and thinking "ah yes, someone is paying me actual human monies to drop a deuce right now," but not known exactly how much you're ripping off your company while you rip one? Now you can know with certainty!

Plumbworld has created a very helpful calculator that'll tell you just how much money you're earning on the john. Just add your annual salary, plus how many times you visit the toilet for how much time. Odds are you're probably making a couple bucks a day on the crapper.