Anyone harnesses the written word for a living is eye-bleedingly familiar with lorem ipsum the long string of Latin jibber-jabber that acts as a placeholder until your actual dictional genius shines through. Good news! It's dead. Bacon ipsum killed it.

Bacon ipsum does pretty much what you'd expect; replace Latin with delicious meaty meat words. Just tell the online dummy text generator how many paragraphs you need and whether you want all meat or meat and filler. If you're having a hard time letting go of the old ways, you can even start with "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..." before diving into the pork. But tell me you wouldn't rather just dive right into this: