If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.

If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.

If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...

With free-flying bald eagles everywhere, enough military personnel to blow any world power to smithereens and more freedom than you can shake a stick at, what’s America got to apologize for? Nothing. That’s right—absolutely nothing. You’re American, and you’re better than everyone else. As such, never say sorry for being...

Your Midwestern upbringing forces you to say "thank you," even when that barista is being a total d-bag. You probably were taught to say "bless your heart" instead of STFU. You are polite AF, because you are a MF lady.

"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...

Read my shirt....Operators are standing by, waiting to set you up with a one way ticket off of The Greatest Nation on Earth. I'm so sorry that your kid had endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies.....YA...

If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.

If you have the spirit of a Spartan and blood that runs red, white, and blue, then this shirt is for you. Because you are an American badass, and nothing says that better than a badass black shirt with an American Spartan Flag.

Americans never say sorry, and they especially never say they are sorry for being American. Americans love their freedoms, their guns, their free speech, and their hot dogs, and they should never have to apologize for that. Because ‘Merica!

Some may see this shirt as simply a tee with the number 1 on it. Big deal. Those in the know realize it makes a much larger statement. The "1" projects how you feel about yourself. The Red, White, and Blue further states how you feel about your Country. If...

"Try to Stomp on this Flag", a strong message that speaks volumes about the person bold enough to wear it on her t-shirt. It acts as both a warning and a dare. Anyone you meet will know that you mean business. A simple t-shirt + a strong statement = instant...

A shirt whos message rings loud and clear. I'm so sorry that your child had to endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies. Go ahead and call the number on my shirt. Operators are standing by, waiting...

The shirt with a message to end all messages. "You're an American - Act Like It!" basically means this....Get off your ass and take a good look around. You know what that is? It's freedom. Realize that you live in the greatest Country in the world. Nobody is out to...