Next Stop, Oblivion

Not quite sure what the game plan is if Lackey can’t beat the lowly Os tonight. If he can’t tame the team with the second-to-worst record in the American League, who can we trust him against? The Rochester Red Wings? The Sullivan Tire softball team? The guys who work the weekend grill shift at Kelly’s in Revere?

All I know is that after last night’s temper flare-ups, everyone’s gonna be looking to make a statement early and often. I’m hoping Johnny Boy can keep the Os in their place. Because that Kelly’s line-up, from what I hear, is a motherf$%ker.