Less than a year ago we were preparing to launch Windows 8, which introduced our vision of highly personalized mobile computing. And here we are today announcing the global availability of Windows 8.1. Windows 8.1 demonstrates our commitment to continuously improving the product to create a richer customer experience. We are excited to have customers start updating their devices today and getting to experience new Windows devices this holiday season.

Wait... Android is getting crappier too? Why is the world going insane?!

In some ways, it is. I mean, it still gets new features, but some stuff they're afraid might confuse grandma gets ripped out. USB OTG support? Not anymore It's the war on power users. Although as with most things, you can still hack it back in.