Enjoying cold beer in a hot shower is one of the most glorious perks of being an adult. Which beer you guzzle behind the plastic curtain is a matter of personal preference, but Ethan Fixell of Food & Wine conducted some (very hard) research to find the perfect suds to drink while you suds up.

Pilsners, lagers, and wild yeast beers were all consumed by the brave cicerone. None performed especially poorly—Fixell’s only criticism of The Alchemist’s Heady Topper was that it was “too elegant for the shower”—but Deschutes’ Hop Slice blew away the competition with a perfect score of “5/5 Loofas.” What made it so perfect? In Fixell’s words:

The crisp, citrusy, slightly floral beer has just the right amount of flavor to keep things exciting without distracting from the true mission at hand.

If Descutes doesn’t distribute in your region, don’t despair. Just look for a session IPA with citrusy, flowery notes. Or just grab a can of something cold; there’s really no wrong way to shower beer.