I WOULD SAY THAT THEY ARE ALL GOOD BUT MY FAVORITE BAND MEMBER WOULD BE NOODLES, CAUSE HE IS LIKE THE FUNNY ONE BESIDES HE IS GREAT AT THE GUITAR, AND GREG K. IS 2 SERIOUS :p . BUT ALSO DEXTER HOLLAND IS REALLY GOOD AT THE GUITAR BUT THE BATERIST ATOM HE IS GOOD. I LIKE HIS SOLO AT "LONG WAY HOME".

curuja

10-31-2004, 07:11 PM

its hard to choose one.. i love them all, but.... its impossible! hehehe

nitropenguin!

10-31-2004, 07:11 PM

There's already been a thread on this topic but like I said I love them all (like every other fan) but Dexter is without a doubt the one I love with all my heart. I really look up to him :)

Tired_Of_You

10-31-2004, 07:12 PM

There's already a thread about that and you don't need to write in cap lock

curuja

10-31-2004, 07:17 PM

hehehehehehehe :p

Offspring_01

10-31-2004, 07:54 PM

Its hard to choose, they all kick ass, but if I had to choose, it would be either Dexter or Noodles. :D

Inuyasha

10-31-2004, 08:01 PM

Dexter but i also like Noodles xDD

Julie

10-31-2004, 08:02 PM

Noodles for sure

punk_flamingo

10-31-2004, 08:29 PM

as i said in the previous thread of the same topic

Greg K

Jake

10-31-2004, 08:43 PM

hate these topics

greencows12

10-31-2004, 09:05 PM

That's a stupid question, because they work together as a band and they're all good, but i'd say Dexter's the best looking and Noodles has the best hair. :D

pie.

11-08-2004, 03:02 AM

greg...cuz he plays the bass. like me.

shitwalker

11-08-2004, 03:50 AM

Noodles is a pranskter, Greg is a sucker, Atom... I don't know, and Dexter is a fucker.
*******just fooling********
and who is you then???!!! StupidDumbshitGoddamMoyherfucker maybe????
My vote belongs to Dexy!!

Noodles... because he plays the guitar, like me. And he has a cool name

Orange County

11-08-2004, 03:05 PM

Id love to hear you play ....

killboypwrheadjx

11-08-2004, 03:23 PM

dexter holland before he turned into a rock star and became a jerk.

smileemptysoul44

11-08-2004, 03:45 PM

my fav offspring member is the drumer atom willard. Hes awsome and he posts pics on here, and appreciates the fans the most (Noddles does to) Greg never talks. Dexter if you have meet him in person he can be a dick like a disney world i asked him for his autograph he said no cause his daughter was with him i meam ive spent over 200 dollars on offspring shit and he couldnt sign a piece of paper.

ValKittieDex

11-08-2004, 05:27 PM

I Would Say:
In First Place Is Noodles!...es Un Vakan....it`s The Funny And The Crazy
2. Dexter...i Like So Muchh...he Looks So Good...
And I Want To Fuck Him!
3. Atom Willard...potencia...ese Man Sabe Lo Que Hace
4. Greg K...is So Pacific

pretty_fly_white_guy858

11-08-2004, 06:31 PM

Noodles for sure. One hes a funny guy, and 2 hes an awesome guitar player.

NIX-on-the-MAN

11-08-2004, 06:42 PM

yes, yes it is hard to say, but I enjoy the antics of Noodles :p

yummy yummy punkrockgirl

11-29-2004, 06:59 AM

they're all extremely talented

MMMUFC

11-29-2004, 07:34 AM

i think: Dexter, Noodles, Greg and Atom
:D :D

Tijs

11-29-2004, 07:36 AM

i think: Dexter, Noodles, Greg and Atom
:D :D
Which 'Oosterhout' do you live? There are several in Holland...

viktor

11-29-2004, 09:57 AM

all members of group are great, but I prefer Dexter holland, he writes every songs.He´s the best

All the members have one speciall thing, Noodles are crazy, Dexter sing and write great songs, Atom have a special energy and recharge the band, and Greg... are Greg !!! Im prefer all the band, cause im fan of offspring, not of Dexter or Noodles.....

Sorry 4 my inglish !!! :p

the best dexter holland!!

02-06-2005, 10:00 AM

my favourit member is dexter of course!!!!

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 10:20 AM

None, they all suck!

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 10:31 AM

They are all crippled and they stink.

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 10:38 AM

Yeah, and their music is awful! And Dexter smells like old cheese!

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 10:42 AM

Greg K. :cool:

Revolver-2005?

02-06-2005, 10:45 AM

Noodles or Dexter, cant decide

leo3375

02-06-2005, 11:29 AM

Dude, that's like asking which of my parents I love more! They're all equally cool, but for different reasons:

Dexter: Really sweet guy, down-to-earth, and a little shy (anyone who says he's an asshole is either lying or caught him in a bad mood)
Greg: He's not mute. He's very introverted around others but will gladly make conversation
Noodles: Crazy, sweet, goofy, silly, and outgoing
Atom: Outgoing, funny, down-to-earth, ana a madman on the drums

NMHFBD

02-06-2005, 12:32 PM

It's Too Fuckin Hard To Choose!they Are All Great!!

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 01:20 PM

^Yeah it's true, they are all greatly crippled.

Lullaby

02-06-2005, 01:20 PM

hm....oh....I cant choose....I love em all. Theyre all great in their own way

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 01:23 PM

^Yeah it's true, they are all greatly crippled.
And hey smell like old cheese too... Eh, disgusting... They suck!

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 01:27 PM

Only Dexter smells like old cheese. Noodles smells like fish and the others smell like onions and garlic.

SoMeThInG

02-06-2005, 01:31 PM

No..Dexter smells like beer. *lol*
I love Dexter!!!! His voice is super and he`s hot! And that`s with 39. Wow :D

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 01:34 PM

Only Dexter smells like old cheese. Noodles smells like fish and the others smell like onions and garlic.
Oh yeah, forgot... But they all do smell like toilet, admit it.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 01:38 PM

Oh probably, I heard so many stories about them and their smell those days. Last time I saw them in Heaven, I didn't went near of them because the smell was too disgusting.

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 01:41 PM

I saw Noodles in Hell a few days ago. He was with two fat, ugly girls and he had a joint in his hand and a beer in the other.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 01:45 PM

I thought no ugly girls could enter in Hell.

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 01:47 PM

Yes, and no ugly guys also. But Noodles insisted to bring them there so he can fuck them... So I made an exception for him.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 01:51 PM

Ah ok. And you will make an exception for someone else? And another person? and another, and another...? You should do like what we do in Heaven, we hide them with nothing in a little room and they are free 50 years later. None of them survived until now.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 01:51 PM

^^ No ugly girls allowed in hell?! What about poor me? Am i stuck going to heaven? :eek:

Only Dexter smells like old cheese. Noodles smells like fish and the others smell like onions and garlic.

I probably smell of fish - i have a can of sardines and a can of tuna, a cup of coffee and i'm doing my classics homework!

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:05 PM

Ah ok. And you will make an exception for someone else? And another person? and another, and another...? You should do like what we do in Heaven, we hide them with nothing in a little room and they are free 50 years later. None of them survived until now.
Well, we do have ugly, disgusting people, but we lock them in cells and show them to people for 100 bucks. Only few get to run around the pillows of Hell...

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:06 PM

^^ No ugly girls allowed in hell?! What about poor me? Am i stuck going to heaven? :eek:

I probably smell of fish - i have a can of sardines and a can of tuna, a cup of coffee and i'm doing my classics homework!
No, I can make an exception for you. So come, please.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:21 PM

No, I can make an exception for you. So come, please.

YAY!

Weed parties here i come....

well i've got a few more years on this earth first (i hope)! :p

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:24 PM

We have Greek Gods and we have plenty of classic teachers and I could even create one who would look exactly like your teacher if you want. And he wouldn't be married. Come in Heaven!

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:27 PM

We have Greek Gods and we have plenty of classic teachers and I could even create one who would look exactly like your teacher if you want. And he wouldn't be married. Come in Heaven!

ARGH!

Emotional overload!

Now i want heaven! With Melvin (yes, that's my teacher's name)!

You've exposed my only weakness - classics, i love it more than weed! :eek:

wait a tic....you have pagan gods in heaven? How does that work? Dante says they're all in hell because they don't believe in god.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:28 PM

Dante lied to you. We have Gods. And we have Melvin, more than one if you want.

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:31 PM

YAY!

Weed parties here i come....

well i've got a few more years on this earth first (i hope)! :p
Hell yeah, we'll love to have you! *takes out the best weed*

You've exposed my only weakness - classics, i love it more than weed! :eek:

wait a tic....you have pagan gods in heaven? How does that work? Dante says they're all in hell because they don't believe in god.
Yes, they are in hell. Fuck God, come here. We can make your teacher, without the wife or the kid, give you a whole school where you can study classics and smoke weed. We can also give you a lifetime of weed and two sexy and intelligent naked male models.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:35 PM

I know he didn't talk to you, but I'm sure he wrote that only for you. He knew you would exist one day. What an intelligent man he was. He's in Heaven with me. You want 3 Melvins? They'll be here when you'll arrive! And naked.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:38 PM

Yes, they are in hell. Fuck God, come here. We can make your teacher, without the wife or the kid, give you a whole school where you can study classics and smoke weed. We can also give you a lifetime of weed and two sexy and intelligent naked male models.

ARGH! :eek:

I know he didn't talk to you, but I'm sure he wrote that only for you. He knew you would exist one day. What an intelligent man he was. He's in Heaven with me. You want 3 Melvins? They'll be here when you'll arrive! And naked.

lol, awesomeness. :eek:

Certainly was intelligent!

*drool* naked melvin!

So which of you have Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides, Plato and Socrates?

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:39 PM

^^ but you don't have melvin!
I do have him now... 10 of them, all waiting for you...

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:40 PM

ARGH! :eek:

lol, awesomeness. :eek:

Certainly was intelligent!

*drool* naked melvin!

So which of you have Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides, Plato and Socrates?
I have them! And 10 naked Melvins.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:40 PM

I have Plato, Socrates, Herodote (don't know if his name is the same in English), etc. Name them, they are here. Most of us talk in Greek and in Latin.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:40 PM

I do have him now... 10 of them, all waiting for you...

They are bad quality

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:41 PM

I have Plato, Socrates, Herodote (don't know if his name is the same in English), etc. Name them, they are here.

HERODOTUS!

YES! I have his fucking histories here next to me (i gotta write an essay on him, but i'm doing this instead)

But you don't have my classics teacher yet? Because he's not dead. SO how'd you know he'll die before me?

btw...isn't he cute?! :p

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:42 PM

No they're not. They have huge brains, are extremely intelligent and have large cocks.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:43 PM

No they're not. They have huge brains, are extremely intelligent and have large cocks.

They still know Greek and Latin right?

So i can sit with weed, wine, a game of chess and melvin?

Btw. I'm not greedy - i only need one!

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:43 PM

They are clones. If he dies before you, then he'll be here with his clones.

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:44 PM

They still know Greek and Latin right?

So i can sit with weed, wine, a game of chess and melvin?

Btw. I'm not greedy - i only need one!
Yes, you can. And you can have only one, if you like.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:45 PM

Do you guys even know how much even the thought of this is killing me!

Damn, i'm so obsessed with this guy!

Damn him!

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:47 PM

Oh yeah...Well, you can have Greg K. I'm sure he'll make you forget him ;)

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:47 PM

Do you guys even know how much even the thought of this is killing me!

Damn, i'm so obsessed with this guy!

Damn him!
Oh, like I said, come to hell and you'll have him for free. And you could do anything with him.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:48 PM

Oh yeah...Well, you can have Greg K. I'm sure he'll make you forget him ;)

Naw, i actually prefer the classics dude to Greg K! :eek: Although both.....

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:50 PM

Well i'm thinking Hell so far

Sorry! TOY!

But because i can have weed in hell too! I don't get punished down there do i? because if i do i choose heaven, i don't like being tortured - but because i'm satan's friend, do i get off?

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:50 PM

You can have both. Greg will teach you bass and Melvin will teach you classics. And when you're tired of doing this...well, you know what you can do, eh!

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:50 PM

Naw, i actually prefer the classics dude to Greg K! :eek: Although both.....
You can have both.

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:51 PM

Well i'm thinking Hell so far

Sorry! TOY!

But because i can have weed in hell too! I don't get punished down there do i? because if i do i choose heaven, i don't like being tortured - but because i'm satan's friend, do i get off?
You don't get punished, don't worry. It's fun here.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:53 PM

ARGH!

I can't handle this choice - my brain is too small and may explode!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/j.bmp

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:57 PM

ARGH!

I can't handle this choice - my brain is too small and may explode!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/j.bmp
Is that you with him? Anywho, come here. Fuck God, he's just a big fat fuck! Here is way more fun. There all you do is play on the harp on a little cloud.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 02:58 PM

We have coke, though. Coca-Cola and Coke. We have hash instead.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 02:59 PM

Is that you with him? Anywho, come here. Fuck God, he's just a big fat fuck! Here is way more fun. There all you do is play on the harp on a little cloud.

Erm...well that is me, and that is him....but not together (photoshop) lol - i was VERY bored!

I like harps...but prefer lyres! Can i play a lyre, like a Greek one?

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 02:59 PM

We have coke, though. Coca-Cola and Coke. We have hash instead.
We have coca-cola too. And we have all the drugs and alcohol in the world.

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 03:01 PM

Erm...well that is me, and that is him....but not together (photoshop) lol - i was VERY bored!

I like harps...but prefer lyres! Can i play a lyre, like a Greek one?
Oh yeah, we have all those old instruments.

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 03:01 PM

Erm...well that is me, and that is him....but not together (photoshop) lol - i was VERY bored!

I like harps...but prefer lyres! Can i play a lyre, like a Greek one?
Hmm... I bet that you'd love to really be next to him...
And hell yeah, sure you can play the lyre. Like I said, you can do anything, you are my special guest.

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 03:07 PM

Hmm... I bet that you'd love to really be next to him...
And hell yeah, sure you can play the lyre. Like I said, you can do anything, you are my special guest.

You have no idea how much i'd like it..... :'(

Can't i just decide when i die?

I can't decide now - both temptations are so great; sorry guys you're gonna have to wait untill i die...

I'm swinging towards hell though because i can laugh at the people being punished and throw things at them :cool:

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 03:09 PM

We have a zoo for disgusting women and men. Only 5$, but for you it'll be free. It's 100$ in Hell.

We have a zoo for disgusting women and men. Only 5$, but for you it'll be free. It's 100$ in Hell.
Yeah, but for residents only. Like I said, Jenny is my special guest, so she gets everything for free.

But you will have them in hell too, those in heaven are just cheap imitations...

Yay! sounds like hell then...

I don't know how Melvin will get in though he's a god-fearing catholic and everything; doesn't smoke or do drugs or anything and went to Oxford...

Tired_Of_You

02-06-2005, 03:36 PM

It seems like the real one will go in Heaven...

Noodles is gay

02-06-2005, 03:37 PM

It seems like the real one will go in Heaven...

OHhhhhhh, this sucks, go post in my thread about him (say he's gorgeous!)

original_psycho

02-06-2005, 03:39 PM

^^ WOW! same phone as me! Not too bad either!

Yay! sounds like hell then...

I don't know how Melvin will get in though he's a god-fearing catholic and everything; doesn't smoke or do drugs or anything and went to Oxford...
But he won't do those... He will just be your love slave...
And damn right that guy (me) is not bad. He's hot!

Subsidal

02-07-2005, 02:59 AM

hm....oh....I cant choose....I love em all. Theyre all great in their own way
looooooooooooooool *hem hem* I say nothing to this..

noodle jr

02-07-2005, 04:25 AM

Noodles...forever...

Subsidal

02-07-2005, 04:39 AM

I bet he'll be part of the mumies back in a hunderd years..

noodle jr

02-07-2005, 05:05 AM

Heheheehh...u Are Funny...

Subsidal

02-07-2005, 05:24 AM

Thanks. Why are you typing from every word the first letter big?

Venezuelan_Nightmare

02-07-2005, 10:27 AM

my favoritte band ( i mean another band)
Strarovarius fav member Timo Kotipelto