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The Pizza Underground, Toby Goodshank, Wampire and Tiger House

I'm going to make this real simple for you. The Pizza Underground is film star Macaulay Culkin's Velvet Underground tribute band, in which they replace lyrics from the original songs with pizza references. Hence, "All Tomorrow's Parties" becomes "All Pizza Parties," while "Walk on the Wild Side" becomes "Take a Bite of the Wild Slice." Also? Macaulay plays kazoo. If you don't go, you're a goddamn idiot. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY