Marco Rubio Drops Out of the Presidential Race – White Party in Palm Springs is just about 2 weeks away….just saying.

Hillary Clinton Swept Super Tuesday 2.0, told by men to smile.– Listen bitch….she might be making some history here, so set your sexist shit aside.

Hacker Group Anonymous Declares War On Donald Trump – I guess better late than never.

Sting Retires – Sadly the wrestler….the musician is still out there, recording music in downward facing dog.

Daredevil Returns to Netflix – I mean….I’m wondering why I’m writing this and not watching it….so like if you’re reading this and not watching it….I’m genuinely flattered. Like not even Chiffon is reading this cause she’s watching it…I could give you all access to the site and you’d have easy access…the login is Booze Queen and the password is Vodka. HAPPY HACKING!

And the Champion of the Week isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…Ariana Grande. Because like…..hot damn, that SNL episode was, start to finish, amazing and everything great about SNL.

Disagree? Well Let me know and if you want to elaborate I’ll be sure to roll my eyes.