38 Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Win So Hard You Might Actually Miss High School — PHOTOS

Plot twist: We are not going to live forever. Unless you find a way to source out magical unicorn blood in the next hundred or so years, pretty much everyone who is reading this right now will be dead by then. I'm not here to depress and/or terrify you, but I am here to impress upon you the importance of leaving your mark on the world before you go. And that, my friends, is exactly why I am sharing with you these hilarious yearbook quotes.

These high schoolers understood even at the tender age of 17 that the only real part of high school that mattered was what you left in your yearbook. Someday when we're all old and gray and various degrees of hairless, we will pull out those yearbooks to mock our former selves, only to discover that there are just some kids who are un-mockable. They've transcended mockery. They've made high school yearbook quotes so rad that nobody can touch them.

It's too late for me to immortalize my smug 17-year-old self with a funny quote. Don't cry for me, Argentina; I now have the whole internet to word vomit all over. But for those of you who still have time, listen here. And for those of you who don't...well, you can still scroll through these for a good laugh even though you missed your only shot and are probably going to live your life regretting it until the moment you die.

Happy graduation, y'all!

I don't know about you guys, but I'm really excited for Gen Z. They're going to do some great things we this earth we live on. And because they just gave us so much with those quotes, Imma give them something in return. Here ya go, Gen Z. The graduation song you never knew you needed:

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That's right, kids. Be nice to millennials. We have super rad hip tunes and you're WELCOME.