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A really serious album with serious lyrics about serious things like Satan and stuff

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track 2 originally "PUNKROCKANARCHY! the ballad of that one kid who wanted to go to the casualties show but his mom wouldnt let him cause he didnt mow the lawn or do the dishes"
but the name was too long and windows goes fuck you when you try to open it

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satan is my besteist friend
just my satan friend and me
go to the park with satan friend
hes the best satan friend he could be
i just love my satan friend we're like a hppy family
yeah i stol words from the barney song but its cool cause its got satan in it
i love my satan friend he s thebest satan friend there could ever be
i wonder what my grandomether could think of me
i juust love my satan friend
hes the best satan friend ther could be
i love my best satan friend
just my bestsits friend satan and me
what will i do with my satan friend \maybe well go climb a tree
i love my best satan friend
just my bestsits friend satan and me
runnin out of rhyme with my satan friend
just my bestsits friend satan and me
i love my best satan friend
i kindagotta pee

CAUSE I DONT KNEED
A FUCKING SHOW
ID RATHER SMELL LIKE HIP{IES
FLOWER POWER
I GOT NO TIME TO TAEK A BATH
ID RATHER JUTST SIT HERE AND
SMOKE SOME CRYSTAL METH

best friends a dirty hippie he has a real patchy beard
he wties songs that are
kinda trippy
we hang out and dont do shit
yeah we know our lives are a wreck
but its ok we just keep on trying our best
CAUSE I DONT KNEED
A FUCKING SHOW
ID RATHER SMELL LIKE HIP{IES
FLOWER POWER
I GOT NO TIME TO TAEK A BATH
ID RATHER JUTST SIT HERE AND
SMOKE SOME CRYSTAL METH

hangin out down by the tracks
satan rolled by in abig boxcar
splittin a 40 with jesus christ
jesus was a pretty chill dude
tie dye shirt and bell bottom jeans
just another drty hippie
CAUSE I DONT KNEED
A FUCKING SHOW
ID RATHER SMELL LIKE HIP{IES
FLOWER POWER
I GOT NO TIME TO TAEK A BATH
ID RATHER JUTST SIT HERE AND
SMOKE SOME CRYSTAL METH
kazoo
CAUSE I DONT KNEED
A FUCKING SHOW
ID RATHER SMELL LIKE HIP{IES
FLOWER POWER
I GOT NO TIME TO TAEK A BATH
ID RATHER JUTST SIT HERE AND
SMOKE SOME CRYSTAL METH

Track Name: Early Christmas Presents from Satan

i want cancer for chirst masssss
cancer is the best thing for meeeee
i want prostate cancer for christmasssss
then i wont be able to peeeeee

Track Name: Casualties Back patch

kill all the presidents
ellect the anarchists
i dont even know what that means
riot in the streets
kill everyone you meet
idont even know why im anghsty
hey mom wheres my lunch
idont know son
wheres my fucking hairspray give it back
comon mom you know iv got friends over
just give us some fucking snacks
snacks
lets all go buysome guns
and well get real druunk
lets kill some cops tonight
hell yeah
other wors that i dont know uyey
i still i i istill dont know what to write for this verse
uhhh FUCK THE PIGSSSS
ey mom wheres my snacks snacks
i wanted pizza rolls
have you sewn myy casualties back patch
she said no grandma stilll has it
comon mom i need my fucking leather jacket
you know iv got a show to see
you know its the mother fucking casualaties
you know ima mosh untill i die
you know ima mosh untill i die
ifiucking hate the casualteis