LOL this is what i imagine all the time when you don't have a healer and everybody dies HAWKE TO THE RESCUE... Next time ill bring Anders.... DAMN WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO FAT?!?!? Wakey wakey i don't wanna carry you any moreeeeeee

That happened with a barbarian I had in Dungeons and Dragons. Except since it was six of us, he just skinned the goblins we'd just slain and made a pallet to drag them on. The mage freaked out, and no one picked on my barbarian anymore for having drastically low intelligence.