In the discourse on healthy lifestyles,
Froot Loops have been poorly viewed;
Panned dieticians and other do-gooders
Who express, in words far too crude,
But, paraphrasing for this sage occasion,
If you eat them, your future’s screwed.

Well, I say, a pox upon that blinkered view!
Froot Loops are bright! Froot Loops are sunny!
They have more iron than a piece of steak,
And less sugar than a cup of honey!
As everyone struggles with the drudge of day,
It can’t but help to have a food that’s funny!

synchronicity! i just had a bowl full of fruit loops for dinner last night.fruit loops make me childishly happy.

funny story: there's a restaurant in florida we always eat at when we're vacationing at the beach called Bayou Joe's. Bayou Joe's is appropriately built on a dock over a .... bayou. On warm nights they open all the sliding glass doors and encourage patrons to feed the HUMONGOUS catfish that are greedily waiting. My kids love this. The owner came over to our table one night to give my youngest a few more scraps of bread to toss to the fish. He told us that the catfish LOVE fruit loops ..... except for the blue ones. The fish refuse to eat blue fruit loops. Hmmmm ....

Fruit Loops are called 'Frooples' in this household. Temporarily (I hope temporarily) my partner has been instructed to eschew fibre, drink less water and eat more salt. Fast foods and frooples fit the bill.