Funny one liner repartees

A one liner says it all. Have fun reading those

1.What has a lot of keys but cannot open any doors? : A piano. 2.What is a tree’s favorite drink? : Root beer 3.What’s round and bad-tempered? : A vicious circle. 4.Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon? : To a pignic. 5.Where do fortune tellers dance? : At the crystal ball. 6.How do you make a hot dog stand? : Steal its chair. 7.How do you make an egg laugh? : Tell it a yolk. 8.What can you hold without ever touching it? : A conversation. 9.What clothes does a house wear? : Address. 10.What country makes you shiver? : Chile. 11.What did one magnet say to the other? : I find you very attractive. 12.What did the necktie say to the hat? : You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while. 13.What did the rug say to the floor?: Don’t move, I’ve got you covered. 14.What do you call a song sung in an automobile? : A cartoon. 15.What do you do when your chair breaks? – Call a chairman.