Darwin DUI Awards

Mendocino DUI Attorneys Occasionally See Some Dumb Moves Resulting in DUI Arrests or Complications That Were Avoidable With Just a Little Thought:

According to Wikipedia, the Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions circa 1985. They recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool due to their own (unnecessarily foolish) actions.

The ever-growing list below mostly does not include actual death or sterilization like the true Darwin Awards, but rather is a sampling of behavior that thoughtlessly called police attention to a DUI which otherwise would have gone unnoticed, or behavior that unnecessarily aggravated a situation with a heightened degree of carelessness, and regrettable results, brought to you by your Mendocino County DUI lawyer in order to encourage you to think first before acting foolishly if at all possible, or to make you feel better about your comparatively uneventful DUI arrest.

All entries below are third party news stories containing allegations, not proven facts, linked and summarized here to provoke thought and discussion; in other words, everyone is innocent unless and until found guilty.

According to the Merced Sun-Star, a Merced woman, 26, with prior DUI charges, stopped by Merced CHP for investigation of possible DUI on Hwy 99, struck and killed by motorist after allegedly trying to flee from police by running across highway.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should try to avoid running from a police stop, but if you do, then it's never safe to run across any road with oncoming traffic.

According to the Santa Rosa Police Department, a Santa Rosa resident, 18, was arrested by Sonoma County police for suspected drug DUI, evading, and hit/run, after allegedly failing to stop at an intersection, hitting a police cruiser, whereupon a high-speed police chase ensued, but the driver turned onto a dead-end street, crashing into a fence at the end of the road.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid crashing into a police car and then driving off, but if you do, then it's never safe to try to get away in a high-speed chase down a dead-end street.

According to the Santa Rosa Press Democrat, a transient, 46, was arrested for suspected DUI, vehicle theft; allegedly wearing only American flag boxers, he stole a Coors beer truck idling in front of a liquor store, ditched it behind a McDonalds 3 miles away, left all the beer, ran across 6 lanes of Highway 101, where police found him hiding behind a bush near a freeway overpass.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid drawing attention to yourself by committing a crime in just your boxer shorts, stealing a vehicle so easy to spot from the air, but if you do so, never run across a 6-lane freeway and hide behind a bush

According to Fairfax County police, a Virginia man "ran over himself," arrested for suspected DUI after attempted traffic stop, police chase, driver stops but allegedly forgets to shift his vehicle before jumping out, and gets hit by his own car while trying to run.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid trying to run from police who are chasing you, and you should always place your car in "park" before exiting.

According to the Marin Independent Journal, a Mill Valley man, 34, was arrested by police on suspicion of DUI after a head-on collision into an oncoming Marin County sheriff's patrol car, just one week after a Fresno woman allegedly did the same thing.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid calling attention to yourself by crashing into a police car, especially when occupied by an officer.

According to the Fresno Bee, a Fresno woman was arrested on Friday night on suspicion of drunken driving after allegedly crashing head-on into a police car, the Sanger Police Department reported. Around 11:35 p.m., a 24-year-old woman allegedly hit Officer Erik Pasillas, who was inside his car in the 600 block of J Street. The officer was stopped, and the woman allegedly sped up and hit his car head-on.

According to the Associated Press, Oregon police charged a man with DUI after he called 911 to report his marijuana stolen, but the dispatcher couldn't understand him because he was vomiting on the road. The 21-year-old man told dispatchers that someone had broken into his truck and stolen cash, a jacket and a small amount of marijuana while he was at a tavern in Salem. He called 911 again to complain that deputies had not arrived, but the dispatcher had trouble understanding the man because he was driving and stopping several times to vomit.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should think twice about phoning the police if you are intoxicated or otherwise involved in illegal activity.

Sonoma Woman Arrested for DUI After Calling Police For Help Tracking Stolen iPhone

According to the Sonoma News, when a 27-year-old Sonoma woman left her cellphone in the bathroom of a Plaza bar, someone apparently offered it a new home in an apartment complex in the 700 block of First Street West. The woman tracked it there via its built-in GPS and called police. An officer arrived and discovered several apartments at the address and, given the early morning hour, he declined to rouse all the residents. The cellphone owner became boisterous and belligerent, prompting the officer to ask how she had arrived at the apartment complex. She said she drove. The officer conducted a field sobriety test, the woman registered a .109 blood alcohol level, and was cited for DUI.

According to Fox28, police received calls that a man was in a pharmacy smelling of alcohol and had been in a fight with two other men in the parking lot. While searching for the man, police said he called 911 to report the fight. Police said dispatchers were able to map his location while he was on the phone. He told dispatchers that officers could find him waiting in a lawn chair at his residence. He allegedly tested .28 breath alcohol and was arrested for DUI.

According to New Caanan News, a woman called police to report she was having trouble with her car and needed a new battery. The responding officer noticed that her vehicle was running at the time, in neutral gear, and that she appeared to be intoxicated. She was later arrested on suspicion of DUI.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should think twice about phoning the police to assist with an inoperable car battery if you are intoxicated or otherwise involved in illegal activity, particularly if the car battery appears to be working just fine.

According to the Lebanon Daily News, a 23-year old man was arrested on suspicion of DUI after calling 911 to report he had had too much to drink. He pulled into a business and vomited on the pavement. He then called 911 to report that he had had too much to drink and did not want a DUI. An ambulance responded, and he was uncooperative with them, police said. State police troopers then responded and arrested him.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should not call the police if you do not want them to respond to your location.

According to WSAW, a 21-year old man called 911 just before 9 p.m. to turn himself in for drunk driving. He told the dispatcher he was driving and wanted to go to jail. The dispatcher asked him to stop driving. Officers located him and took him into custody for 1st offense DUI.

This isn't the first time a situation like this has occurred. A 29-year old Merrill Woman Was Charged with 2nd DUI after she drove up to a deputy's squad car and said "I've had way too much to drink and I should not be driving. Her field sobriety test showed she had a blood alcohol level of 0.15.

A Woman Was Charged with DUI after she called 911 to report that she was driving drunk. The dispatcher told her to pull her vehicle over, and she complied. She waited for a deputy to arrive with her hazard lights flashing. She allegedly failed field sobriety tests, and a preliminary breath test showed she had a blood alcohol content of .19.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should safely pull over and call a taxi or a friend or loved one rather than the police if you suddenly decide you should not be driving because you are too intoxicated.

According to the Star Tribune, a deputy stopped a female driver, who had allegedly almost hit several construction barrels. A breath test showed her blood-alcohol to be .098 percent and she was arrested. Authorities allowed her husband, who appeared intoxicated, to call a cab. At about 3 a.m., he entered the detention center's lobby to bond his wife out of jail. The same deputy who arrested the wife came to the lobby and, when questioned about how he got to the jail, the husband claimed the cab had brought him. Dispatch employees told the deputy no cab company brought anyone to the detention center. The husband was arrested. A search turned up keys to a Dodge pickup parked in the jail's parking lot.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should not drive to a jail or police station to bail out a friend or loved one if you are drunk yourself.

According to the New York Daily News: a woman allegedly drove intoxicated to jail to bail out her husband who had been arrested earlier in the night after police found his abandoned vehicle crashed into a snowbank with the engine running. Police say that when the wife arrived to pick up her husband from the jail, she appeared intoxicated at the front desk and the police arrested her. They later found her pickup truck, littered with empty beer cans and wine bottles, parked in a spot reserved for police vehicles.

According to the Trentonian, a woman allegedly rear-ended the car in front of her that was trying to make a left turn onto Parkside Avenue. Police arrived at the accident and arrested her on suspicion of DUI. Roughly 20 minutes later, her husband arrived at the scene of his wife's accident. He was also allegedly under the influence of alcohol as he was driving to the scene. Both have been charged with driving under the influence and received various traffic citations.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should not try to come to the rescue of a DUI episode if you are drunk yourself.

According to inforum.com, a Fargo Lutheran pastor slid his vehicle into a snow bank and got stuck. After police had already arrived at the scene, another pastor from the same church also pulled up to help the first pastor get out of the snow bank and had contact with police. Both men were arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence.

According to the Oregonian, police were investigating a hit and run of a sideswiped vehicle and a second damaged car. Later that day, an officer got a phone call from someone who wanted to share a Facebook posting which read: "Drivin drunk ... classic ;) but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P" A second "friend" also called police. At the 18-year old's home, police allegedly found a vehicle with damage consistent to the damage done to the two vehicles involved in the early morning hit and run, and pieces belonging to the man's vehicle left behind at the scene of the crash. He was arrested and taken to jail where he was accused of two counts of failing to perform the duties of a driver.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should think twice about posting anything anywhere online which might tend to incriminate you with respect to illegal activity.

According to WDIV-TV, a 22-year-old woman on DUI probation requiring her to refrain from alcohol was asked to take a random breathalyzer test the day after St. Patrick's Day. Although she apparantly drank the night before, she passed the breath test, then posted her triumph on Facebook, revealing she had actually been drinking. A probation officer called her soon thereafter to ask for a urine test. She faces the prospect of 93 days of additional jail.

According to the Sun Sentinal, a man on house arrest during his DUI manslaughter case was remanded to jail after violationg a court order to avoid contact with a key prosecution, his ex-girlfriend, when he clicked "Like" on a photo she posted of herself on Facebook.

According to the SFist, SFPD Sergeant Carl T posted a Facebook video of himself blasting through the Broadway Tunnel in a Lamborghini at speeds he claims were up to 100 mph. In the comments on his Facebook post Carl T joked, "it's roomier than you'd think. Plus, we were all drunk." The video is under administrative review by the Internal Affairs Department. One SFist commenter noted the car was likely doing about 74 mph in the 35 mph zone. Not 100, but still well within the realm of reckless driving. As for who was actually behind the wheel, Sgt. T told SFWeekly this afternoon that he was the third person sandwiched into the two-seater Lamborghini rented by a friend and his drunk driving comment was a joke. Another friend was the cameraman in the passenger seat.

According to the Huffington Post, Ervin McKinness, a 21-year-old aspiring rapper, allegedly tweeted about driving drunk at 120 mph minutes before dying in a fiery one-car crash that killed the rapper and four others. McKinness posted the tweets about speeding while driving drunk on the account @ink2flashyy at 1:19 a.m. "YOLO" is an acronym for "You Only Live Once." The phrase was made popular by singer Drake, who used "YOLO" in a song. Another tweet reportedly posted by McKinness talked about drinking and driving. The tweet read, "Driving tweeting sipping the cup f*** yolo I'm turning it up." At 1:40 a.m., McKinness died in a crash in Ontario, Calif. when the 2005 Nissan Sentra ran a red light, skidded out of control and slammed into a wall, according to the San Bernardino County Sun. Four passengers were also killed in the crash.

According to the Merced Sun-Star, a Merced woman, 26, with prior DUI charges, stopped by Merced CHP for investigation of possible DUI on Hwy 99, struck and killed by motorist after allegedly trying to flee from police by running across highway.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should try to avoid running from a police stop, but if you do, then it's never safe to run across any road with oncoming traffic.

According to the Santa Rosa Police Department, a Santa Rosa resident, 18, was arrested by Sonoma County police for suspected drug DUI, evading, and hit/run, after allegedly failing to stop at an intersection, hitting a police cruiser, whereupon a high-speed police chase ensued, but the driver turned onto a dead-end street, crashing into a fence at the end of the road.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid crashing into a police car and then driving off, but if you do, then it's never safe to try to get away in a high-speed chase down a dead-end street.

According to the Marin Independent Journal, police stopped a Novato man on suspicion of DUI in Ross. When police began a DUI investigation, the driver, on probation for a prior DUI, and domestic violence, allegedly suddenly ran from the scene. Police chased him and ordered the suspect to stop, but he climbed over a fence and jumped into a rain-swollen creek under the road. An officer followed the suspect in the water for about 100 yards, encouraging him to grab metal bars on the side of the culvert, but the suspect swam away. The officer lost sight of the suspect when he went under water. Additional officers and firefighters were summoned to assist in trying to help rescue the suspect. One week later, authorities received a report of a body in the creek in Kentfield.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should not try to escape from a DUI police stop because you may be able to win the DUI case later, and in any event you can handle the consequences of a DUI conviction, whereas fleeing typically exposes you to additional charges and elevated penalties which are much harder to avoid. Also, in most cases it is unwise to leap into rough water while intoxicated.

According to the Huffington Post, a New Orleans man was pulled over by police after another motorist reported his car swerving and speeding. Although the man got out of the car without being asked, and was waving his arms in the air, police say he was swaying smelling of alcohol and wearing a green St. Patrick's Day necklace. The officer asked the man to take a field sobriety test and he agreed, before allegdly suddenly "bolting" and leaping into the water 20 feet below. One officer managed to grab him, but couldn't hold on to the man, who was wearing jeans, boots and a camouflage T-shirt. He fell into the lake and disappeared into the rough water. Luckily, the man managed to grab onto the base of the bridge and was hauled out intact, and arrested for what will be his eighth alleged DUI charge.

According to the Associated Press, police in Boaz say a man who was injured in a car crash has been arrested for allegedly stealing an ambulance after being taken to the hospital. The man was allegedly intoxicated during a crash and was hospitalized afterward. The man was waiting for a hospital room but allegedly took off in an ambulance. Police found the ambulance abandoned in Boaz the next morning and say the man tried stealing a horse but did not know how to properly saddle it. When that failed, police say the man stole a car, returned to the hospital for treatment and was arrested. Police say the man is charged with two counts of auto theft and one count of burglary.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should think twice about committing a felony offense after having just been arrested for a misdemeanor offense. Also, in most cases it is unwise to return to the scene of a crime.

According to KSTP, a trooper was on patrol on Interstate 35 south of Duluth late last month when a vehicle sped past him at 92 miles per hour. When the trooper began to pursue the vehicle, he allegedly saw the man driving the vehicle and a female passenger switch spots. When the pair was pulled over, the man denied ever having been behind the wheel and refused field sobriety tests. The woman driving at the time provided a .153 alcohol concentration on a preliminary breath test, according to the complaint. Both are now charged with DUI. The man later told authorities he has DUIs from 2001, 2006 and 2011 in Ohio. The woman has a prior alcohol-related driver's license revocation from 2010, according to the complaint. The man also faces a charge for refusing to test.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, if you are intoxicated, you should not try to avoid a DUI arrest by switching places with someone who is also intoxicated, thereby exposing both of you to DUIs.

According to Mynorthwest.com, two Seattle police officers were arrested on suspicion of hit-and-run and DUI. A witness said a woman was driving a Nissan Altima when she struck a light pole. She allegedly stopped the car and switched seats with a male passenger, who then drove off. Officers found the Altima a few blocks away with noticeable front-end damage, parked 2-3 feet from the curb with the engine still running. Officers recognized the pair in the car as off-duty Seattle police officers. A breathalyzer test of the male officer was .161, and of the female officer was .247. Once in handcuffs, the female officer allegedly unleashed a curse-filled tirade that included several mentions of male genitalia, flipping her middle finger, and repeatedly telling officers she was "going to pee her pants."

According to the Ukiah Police Department, Mendocino County police received a report of a vehicle being driven recklessly; swerving and running stop signs. Officers located the vehicle and tried to pull him over, but the vehicle continued without yielding. The vehicle then began slowing turning too wide into a trailer park, and stopped before colliding with the bushes and signs posted at the park entrance. The officers stopped and exited their vehicles, and began to order the driver from the vehicle. The suspect then drove the vehicle backwards and collided with the driver's door of a stopped Ukiah Police Department vehicle, denting the police vehicle and shattering its window.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should think twice about allowing your vehicle to collide with a patrol car carrying pissed off cops trying to catch you.

According to azcentral.com, during the course of a DUI stop, a man jumped back into his car and the officer tried to stopped him; the driver's side door was opened and the officer was attempting to remove the driver from the vehicle, hanging onto the driver, and the officer was dragged, half-way out of the car door. The car finally collided with a parked vehicle, a fence and ultimately a tree.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, it's best not to try to escape a DUI arrest once stopped by the police, because the practical consequences of a misdemeanor DUI conviction are far less inconvenient than if felony evading and assualt charges are added to the equation.

According to AZCentral.com, a 56-year old man who was arrested on suspicion of extreme DUI was recharged with the crime, plus felony perjury, after a video used to prove his driving was not consistent with the police report, leading to the dismissal of his case, was allegedly examined by a forensic computer analyst who concluded that the dates and times stamped on the video were altered. In addition to the original DUI, the man now faces felony charges related to perjury, forgery, tampering with physical evidence and obstructing a criminal investigation.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, it's best not to try to escape a misdemeanor DUI conviction by conduct which exposes you to more serious felony charges.

According to Syracuse.com, a Greenwich, CT man who was pulled over and suspected of drunk driving tried to eat his breathalyzer paperwork; an officer arrested him after a speeding stop, and suspecting he had been drinking, brought him to the state police barracks, where he was given a breathalyzer test, and while the results were printing, the man grabbed the paperwork and tried to eat it, police said. The results said the man had a blood alcohol content of 0.13 percent, and charges of obstruction and tampering were added to the DUI charges, police said.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases when arrested on suspicion of DUI, it is best to remain silent and refrain from any activity which might be later interpreted as consciousness of guilt. Also, generally it is best to snack prior to driving so as not to suffer great hunger in case of unexpected delay.

According to Fairfax County police, a Virginia man "ran over himself," arrested for suspected DUI after attempted traffic stop, police chase, driver stops but allegedly forgets to shift his vehicle before jumping out, and gets hit by his own car while trying to run.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid trying to run from police who are chasing you, and you should always place your car in "park" before exiting.

According to opposingviews.com, "stealing a pair of pants apparently wasn't an option;" a 19-year-old man allegedly steals a Bobcat front loader and drunkenly attempts to drive it home in order to hide his nudity. A 911 caller reported that someone had smashed the Bobcat through a chain-link fence at a nursery and driven away with it. The teen was arrested blocks from his home on suspicion of DUI, felony theft, vandalism and indecent exposure.

v DUI lawyer: In most cases when drunk, it is best to find a quiet way to get home with, or without, clothes, rather than calling attention to oneself by stealing a vehicle which requires loud noises to escape fenced enclosures. Also, generally it is best not to get so wasted that one's clothes are not able to be found upon resumption of consciousness.

According to the Huffington Post: A security guard saw a man allegedly drive onto a horse track and called police. Officers tried to pull over the Dodge pickup, but he ignored them. "The sergeant was behind the man for a lap or so at about 40 mph," Stone said. Eventually, officers set up a barricade that the man stopped at. It took them 10 minutes to get him out -- and he was allegedly "too drunk" to take a sobriety test, Stone said. He was arrested without further incident. He told officers that he simply wanted to take a couple laps like a NASCAR driver. KOB reported that the man caused more than $25,000 of damage to the track. He was charged with DUI, resisting arrest, criminal trespass and damage to property. "I'll Have Another" is the name of the horse who won the Kentucky Derby over the weekend.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, if you believe you have had too much too drink, it is best not to draw attention to yourself by driving around and around a horse track. Also, in most cases it is better to avoid driving in a circle if you are trying to shake someone who is following you.

According to the Marin Independent Journal, a car crossing the Golden Gate Bridge in heavy rain without a left front tire caught the California Highway Patrol's attention – and resulted in a DUI arrest. A patrol car was waiting in Sausalito when the San Rafael woman drove up at about 3:08 a.m. The 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse, barreling on its wheel rim along the roadway in a downpour at 50 mph, was promptly pulled over by an officer who allegedly "noticed the distinct odor of alcohol emitting from within the vehicle." The woman, 28, said "that she was not aware that she was operating the Mitsubishi without a left front tire." She was arrested on suspicion of DUI.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should be aware of equipment problems which may cause you to be pulled over by a cop.

According to the Press Democrat, a young Rohnert Park man was arrested early Saturday morning on suspicion of DUI on northbound Highway 101 just north of Petaluma Boulevard North. At 4 a.m., Sonoma County CHP Officer Dave Stewart, using a hand-held LIDAR speed detector, allegedly clocked a 2012 Infinity G37 traveling at 145 miles an hour, the CHP said. The car was being driven by a 21-year old Rohnert Park man. The CHP said the vehicle was equipped with a radar detector and immediately slowed down after being detected. The man was stopped for speeding and later arrested on suspicion of DUI.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should not draw attention to yourself by dramatically exceeding the speed limit if you are intoxicated. Standard DUI jail sentence: 2 days; DUI jail sentence when driving recklessly and over 100 mph: add 60 days.

According to the Huffington Post, police in Barnstable, Ma., arrested a man after allegedly driving past two large signs that read "Do Not Enter" and "Police Personnel Only" – on the wrong lane of the driveway – straight into the back lot of the police station. The man, 57, was given sobriety tests, and arrested on suspicion of trespass and DUI.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should not draw attention to yourself by driving the wrong way into a police station parking lot, whether or not you are intoxicated.

According to the Huffington Post, a 22-year-old Long Island man was charged with DUI after crashing into a police cruiser. NBC New York reports that the man was allegedly driving a 2000 Saturn on County Road 83 at about 1:45 a.m. when he hit the patrol car. He was arrested while wearing a black t-shirt that read "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, I'M A DRUNK, ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS". Inside the car which the man hit was an officer assigned to a special drunk driving unit, the Suffolk County Police Department's Selective Alcohol Fatality Enforcement Team (SAFE-T). The officer was taken to Stony Brook University Medical Center where he was treated for minor injuries and released

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, you should not draw attention to yourself by crashing into a police vehicle patrolling for DUI drivers, particularly if you are driving intoxicated.

According to the Huffington Post, drinking and driving is against the law, but driving through a security checkpoint with a beer in your hand is just plain stupid. That's what a 51-year old man from Vernon, Connecticut is accused of doing. Police say the man approached a checkpoint and officers immediately noticed that he was drinking a beer while operating the vehicle, according to Vernon.Patch.com. The man was also driving on a suspended license; a license that was suspended for a previous drunk driving charge, 39online.com reported. He was charged with DUI, suspended license and expired registration.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent an emergency, you should not drink alcohol while driving through a police checkpoint.

Florida Man With 4 Alleged Prior DUIs Arrested After Driving Past a Sheriff's Deputy While Drinking a Can of Beer

According to WUSA9, a man was seen drinking a can of Busch beer as he drove by a Sheriff's deputy. When the deputy pulled him over, the man immediately shouted, "I'm wasted, ya got me!" and got out of his pickup truck, beer still in hand. He then continued to incriminate himself by saying he had "a few more beers" just before he got behind the wheel.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should not drink alcohol while driving past a police officer, particularly if you have 4 prior DUI convictions, but if you find yourself in such a predicament, it is usually best to put the beer can down before exiting your vehicle, and not immediately admit that you are wasted.

71-year old San Rafael man arrested on suspicion of DUI bails out of jail, allegedly drives drunk again hours later, arrested and bails out again, arrested for alleged 3rd DUI 5 days later, bails out again. All three arrests triggered by calls from other drivers. Stay tuned...

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, even though there are possible legal defenses to a DUI arrest, it is always best to try to avoid drastically increasing your criminal penalty exposure by continually repeating behavior which is likely to alarm a local judge. Also, it is usually best to ponder avoiding driving after drinking alcohol if past events indicate your driving skills draw attention from neighbors and police under such circumstances.

According to the San Francisco Examiner, a San Francisco tour bus operator was arrested on suspicion of DUI after allegedly struggling to steer his tour bus while holding a microphone; police claim they saw 3 travel size & one larger bottle of E&J brandy on the windowsill of the bus prior to arrest.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, it is best to delay drinking until after completing work tasks requiring competing skills such as operation of large bus while simultaneously holding a microphone and describing tourist attractions to lots of people on board. Also, it is best not to drive drunk when such activity might risk your commercial driver license and career, especially if you have no way to dispose of the evidence other than leaving liquor bottles at eye level in a large windowsill in front of you.

According to the Marin Independent Journal, a Mill Valley man, 34, was arrested by police on suspicion of DUI after a head-on collision into an oncoming Marin County sheriff's patrol car, just one week after a Fresno woman allegedly did the same thing.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid calling attention to yourself by crashing into a police car, especially when occupied by an officer.

According to the Fresno Bee, a Fresno woman was arrested on Friday night on suspicion of drunken driving after allegedly crashing head-on into a police car, the Sanger Police Department reported. Around 11:35 p.m., a 24-year-old woman allegedly hit Officer Erik Pasillas, who was inside his car in the 600 block of J Street. The officer was stopped, and the woman allegedly sped up and hit his car head-on.

According to the Santa Rosa Police Department, a Santa Rosa resident, 18, was arrested by Sonoma County police for suspected drug DUI, evading, and hit/run, after allegedly failing to stop at an intersection, hitting a police cruiser, whereupon a high-speed police chase ensued, but the driver turned onto a dead-end street, crashing into a fence at the end of the road.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid crashing into a police car and then driving off, but if you do, then it's never safe to try to get away in a high-speed chase down a dead-end street.

According to the Santa Rosa Press Democrat, a transient, 46, was arrested for suspected DUI, vehicle theft; allegedly wearing only American flag boxers, he stole a Coors beer truck idling in front of a liquor store, ditched it behind a McDonalds 3 miles away, left all the beer, ran across 6 lanes of Highway 101, where police found him hiding behind a bush near a freeway overpass.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, you should avoid drawing attention to yourself by committing a crime in just your boxer shorts, stealing a vehicle so easy to spot from the air, but if you do so, never run across a 6-lane freeway and hide behind a bush

According to WLKY: Police officers saw a car driving recklessly about 1:13 a.m. Wednesday. They allegedly saw a 58-year-old man drink from a can of beer while continuing to drive in a reckless manner. A female passenger was bent over with her head between the man's legs. The man swerved multiple times, almost colliding with a curb and causing an accident. Upon contact with the man, he allegedly smelled strongly of alcohol, had glassy eyes, was confused and unsteady on his feet, and once out of the vehicle, his pants fell to the ground. He told officers he was having sex while driving and had consumed alcohol. The female passenger was trying to hide beer in her dress. The man allegedly failed several field sobriety tests and was arrested for DUI.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, it is best to not engage in activity likely to stimulate intense bodily reactions when driving while intoxicated.

According to NBC-2.com: a Fort Myers man was arrested for DUI after an alleged accident that left his naked passenger lying on the side of the road. A blood test revealed that the man driving the Jeep had a blood alcohol level of .22; the passenger was thrown from the Jeep and suffered major injuries. The man said the female wanted to have sex and started to take her clothes off, and the two were traveling down Estero Boulevard, "having sex at the time the vehicle lost control." The Jeep hit three mailboxes and a guard rail before finally coming to rest in a ditch.

According to the Associated Press, a 27-year-old man has been charged with texting while driving and DUI in a crash that critically injured a Roosevelt teenager. The man is charged with five other misdemeanor counts in connection with the Monday accident that nearly severed one of the teenager's legs. She was getting out of her parked car outside her home when police said the man drove into her and pinned her against her car. The man is accused of driving several hundred more feet until he crashed through a fence and into a yard. Police say there were multiple texts sent within a minute of the crash.

According to the Mercury News, a woman told police that a man, who parks his two-door BMW at the storage facility, got into his car, and while she was in the vehicle, began driving recklessly around the parking lot, at which point he stopped and she got out. The woman said the man's driver's side door was wide open, and he stuck his left foot out as if he were going to exit the car. The car swiftly accelerated to about 20 miles per hour in a reversed arc and ricocheted off a trailer, a pole, and two rolling storage doors before hitting a dividing cinder block that ultimately severed his foot between the block and the vehicle. The man was then able to park his car back in its parking space as the woman called for help. Officers arrived on scene and arrested the man on suspicion of DUI shortly thereafter.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, absent a true emergency, it is best to not try to exit a moving vehicle while driving.

According to the Hilton Head Island Packet, a man accused of driving drunk and fleeing the scene when a Hilton Head bicyclist was killed has been charged again for DUI after local police received reports of a vehicle swerving on the interstate.

Ukiah DUI lawyer: In most cases, following a fatal DUI incident, it's best to stop drinking and driving.

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"Jake, thank you so much for the email [about the DMV win]. I'm so glad it worked out the way it did. I fully believe I would not have got this resolution without you . When this happened I was so confused on the process and my future and you really put my confusion and fears to rest . Thank you, I am forever grateful. I will recommend you to anyone found in my situation. I just can't thank you enough."

J.M., Ukiah

"I've been meaning to send you a note regarding our meeting and court date last week. When I left your office, I knew that regardless of the court outcome, I had a great respect for you as a person. You seem like you really care about your clients and people in general. I've never bought into the anti lawyer crap. Where would we be without people like you who stand up for our rights."

L.K., Guerneville

"Dear Jake, thank you so much for all your help during such a traumatic time. Beings that this was my first DUI, I was overwhelmed and confused, until I reached out for your services. You quickly made sense of the process to me and from there you guided me every step of the way, which relieved so much of the burden during this ordeal. Your professionalism and support were invaluable during this ordeal and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Sincerely,"

J.L., Willits

"Jake was the lifeline we needed. His expertise and knowledge was obvious from the first interview. He went above and beyond at every turn, and supported us throughout a very difficult time. Thanks to this wonderful attorney, my husband finally stands the chance of getting back behind the driving seat sooner than we had anticipated. We will always recommend Jake unreservedly."

S.E.D., Petaluma

"I chose Jake after speaking to several other attorneys because it was made clear to me how professional he was and willing to help me to make the best out of my situation. He was very genuine and easily accessible for means of communication when I needed to talk. He helped my life become easier and more manageable after I messed up by making reckless decisions. I highly recommend Jake because he went the distance and more to help me out with my court situation and he will do the same for you!"

E.D., Rohnert Park

"Jake, Usually I am never at a loss of words. Just really don't know how to put into words how much I appreciate the help you gave me! I felt you were not only skilled at practicing law, but also showed so much kindness and compassion for my situation. You always responded back in a very timely manner which helped to relieve a lot of the stress. Got my license without a problem. "

A.H., Ukiah client, Redding, MI

"It's part of my job to give over and above customer service, but who knew it would exist when hiring an attorney especially with an unusual DUI circumstance. Jake was sympathetic to my needs and explained all scenarios of my case upfront so that I understood. He kept me up-to-date with information. Best of all, we won! Simply put, Jake is the best."

KA.D., St Helena

"I made a mistake and was arrested on a DUI charge. The stop and arrest were bad enough, but the maze of laws and requirements after the arrest were a real shock! Fortunately I hired Jake Schwartz two days after my arrest and he quickly got to work to help me retain my driver's privileges, which were never suspended. Throughout the ordeal Jake was very patient, pleasant and thorough. He always answered my questions and followed up on all issues. Through his diligence, Jake discovered several things that were not done correctly during the arrest and BAC tests. Jake represented me and got my charges reduced without me even having to appear court. At every stage of the process Jake laid out the facts and asked me how I wanted to proceed and each time I felt like I was as well informed and as well represented as I could possibly be."

D.F., Ukiah client, Santa Rosa

"After the going through the shock of getting arrested and spending the night in jail, this first-time offender was totally lost in what to do next. A friend of mine had heard of Jake, and it was the first and only call I made. He was extremely knowledgeable about my rights and what needed to be done next. He gave me options, ideas, and a timeline of what to do and when to do it. Jake saved me a lot of time and allowed me to put this behind me quicker than had I tried to navigate the maze of rules and regulations by myself. Trust the testimonials and allow Jake to put your unfortunate experience behind you."

J.L., Yountville

"Once I determined that I needed legal representation, I was not sure where to turn. After researching the credentials and websites of several attorneys that handle DUI cases, I selected Jake due to the vast amount of information on his website and the fact that he exclusively works in the courts where my case was being tried. Jake was able to explain everything in a clear and easygoing fashion and helped me to make informed choices about how to proceed with my case. At all stages of my trial Jake kept me well informed, and he was able to negotiate a very favorable outcome for me. I am very glad that I chose Jake!"

B.L., Forestville

"The morning that I got released from the county jail for driving under the influence, I was completely worried and stressed about what my next step should be. I am a Virginia resident and was in California on vacation and had no idea how to deal with the situation that I put myself in. After doing some research I found Jake's website and decided to give me a call for a consultation. Right from the start Jake was completely helpful with a free phone consultation which lead to me hiring him to handle my case. This was the best choice I could have made. Jake handled all of my court proceedings, kept me up to date on what was going on with my case, and managed to reach a settlement that kept me from having to travel back to California for anything. Although I made a bad decision and put myself in a tough predicament, Jake made the entire ordeal manageable, and most importantly kept me out of jail. Thank you Jake!"

R.T., Virginia

"When I started this whole process with my second DUI offense I thought I was going to have a horrible long bad road ahead of me. However after searching for the right lawyer you were more than what I was looking for! You helped to make the process smooth and very clear, and without your assistance I would have been extremely less confident. With my case you helped the punishments to be the bare minimum, which was completely unexpected and gave me much relief. Your responses were persistent and quick and your answers were never short of information. Thank you so much for all the help I couldn't have gotten the results without you!"

A.I., Santa Rosa

"Thank you for all of your time and work. Being a pre-medical student, I initially feared that my future career goals were ruined and feared my life would irreversibly change due to the DUI. I was immediately put at ease about that worry, and the rest of the usual worries that may accompany a DUI, such as additional jail time, fines, etc... It was such a relief to not have to worry about any of this myself. I really got to step aside and focus on the more important things in my life, all the while knowing that things were getting done to the best of their ability. Given my circumstances, I feel I got off with the least amount of consequences possible. It was a great pleasure to work with you and if any of my family and friends have any issues that would require your service, I know exactly who to point them to. Thanks a lot Jake!"

B.A., Davis

"Thank You Jake! From our first phone call to the final solution, you put me at ease each step of the way. You made me aware of the entire process and very quickly had it resolved. Your advice was invaluable. I am very appreciative you were able to get my DUI charges reduced to a wet reckless and my DMV record cleared so that I still have full driving privileges and my real license. I am also grateful you appeared in court for me and I did not have the burden or stress of having to attend any court hearings. Your professional advice and services are superlative. I am sure I will recommend you to anyone I know and highly recommend you to those I don't know! Thanks again and again. "

S.E., Guerneville

"Jake, many thanks for your help throughout this situation. A DUI is a serious matter and a highly regarded and competent local DUI lawyer like Jake helps ease an incredibly stressful situation. When I met with Jake, he clearly detailed all of the complexities of the case and all of my options. It also helped to have someone representing me whom I trusted, I am not living in Sonoma County. Jake was able to work out a deal where I actually did not have to return to Sonoma, saving me an incredible amount of time and money. To top it off, Jake is a friendly guy with a great sense of humor, which definitely helps!!"

K.S., Santa Barbara

"Jake helped me move quickly through the process of resolving my DUI charge. I felt vey well taken care of and was kept informed at each step of the way as to what my options were and how the process would resolve itself. In addition he helped me reduce my sentence and ultimately turned a bad situation into a reasonable one for me. I would highly recommend his services."

M.F., Glen Ellen

"I am so happy that I found Jake to help me through my DUI. Once I received my DUI I felt helpless with no idea where I would even start. From the first phone call with Jake I was feeling better already. He made everything so smooth and easy, I don't know what I would have done without him. I would highly recommend hiring Jake to handle your DUI case he will take very good care of you. Big thanks!"

M.C., Sonoma

"When I was arrested on the road, I was completely panicked. I had never been involved with the legal system before and had no idea how to proceed. By pure luck, I chose to call Dave Jake Schwartz, who answered his phone on Easter Sunday! Jake not only answered my million questions (correctly, no small thing) but was a reliable and knowledgeable voice of calm and comfort all the way through this ordeal. He even made me laugh a few times! Looking back, I made some mistakes, which I have paid for, but I did not make a mistake calling Jake. Thank you, Jake!"

M.M., Guerneville

"First I would like to apologize for the long delay writing the review, especially in light of the tremendous outcome of my [second DUI] case. If anyone is in need of a lawyer to be represented in a DUI case, you are in LUCK being in the hands of Jake. I thought for sure I would have my driving privileges taken away for a fair amount of time and many more dollars owed to the court, DMV and DUI classes. In fact I was in a hurry to have my case settled and move forward with whatever the court decided was my "penance" owed to get my life back in order. Especially given the fact this was not my first DUI case, but thank goodness for Jake's advice and expertise. My DUI was downgraded to a "Wet Reckless" through the court and DMV! This has saved me many dollars and my driving privilege was never suspended. I highly recommend Jake to represent you with any DUI case you may have to settle and be assured you will be in good hands!"

A.R., Santa Rosa

"I was 3,000 miles from home and had no clue where to start after my arrest (I've never had to hire any attorney before). I was scared and afraid that I would be forced to either stay in California or have to keep making trips back here. I found Jake's website and saw where he talked about my situation as an out-of-state resident. I then called Jake and he immediately put my greatest concerns to rest. He calmly and confidently explained how he could navigate me through the complex proceedings of a California DUI. I felt comfortable during that first call to hire Jake on the spot and put my trust in him even though I would never end up meeting him in person throughout my proceedings. He honored that trust and never let me down. He answered all of my calls and e-mails (in detail) and made himself available during evenings and weekends. I never had to return to California for any of the proceedings --- Jake handled everything. In the end, I received the best outcome that we had hoped for. I am so grateful that I made that first call. If you are in this same situation, I urge you to call Jake. I would do it again and would recommend him to any family member or friend."

R.H., Detroit

"Hi Jake, I would like to thank you and let you know that its great to have my life back because of what you were able to accomplish in my DUI case. The nightmare is over. Through yourself and your website it made the most difficult experience I have ever had in my life easily manageable. I thought that living in New York and having to deal with a DUI in California was going to cost me huge expenses and lots of personal time. I was really surprised that you (Jake) handled everything from the West coast. I was extremely happy with the outcome without ever making a trip back to California. I would recommend anyone in DUI trouble in Napa or Sonoma get in touch with you ASAP."

D.C., Tourist from NY

"Jake's commitment to availability and support is what made this whole process bearable. He was incredibly organized, timely and supportive of all my questions no matter how big or how small. At an incredibly intense period in my education, I was able to focus on finishing my thesis and enjoy graduating as opposed to worrying about legal problems and I have Jake to thank for that."

E.T., El Cerrito

I remember when I first talked to Jake. My case seemed simple and he even told me that I really did not need to hire him for my case. I was not sure what I was doing and he seemed honest and straight forward. It was the best decision I have ever made. Jake has been so helpful through this entire process. I never would have known what to do if it was not for him. He never gave me false hope or made promises he could not keep. He always kept me well informed and was able to take action immediately and with speed. Communication was amazing during this process. Hopefully I will never have to hire him again, but if any of my friends ever had this happen to them, I wouldn't let them hire anyone else. I cannot thank Jake enough for all the help he has given me and the peace of mind he gave me during this difficult time. Hiring Jake was definitely the best decision I could have made.

B.B., Santa Rosa

"Jake was very professional and helpful in assisting with my situation. Having already been convicted of a DUI out of state years ago, I was charged with a DUI and Jake was able to get a "Wet Reckless" plea bargain for me. This almost never happens if the accused has a prior DUI. The charges were reduced and I suffered no loss of driving privileges and no jail time. Additionally, my probation was shortened and my fines were reduced. All of this was done without ever having to step foot in a courtroom. Bottom line, Jake alleviated the stress involved in dealing with a mistake and helped me get my life back on track."

C.K., Napa

"You've got a DUI and time is of the essence. Don't waste it dithering over who should represent and advise you. Jake Schwartz came thru for me without promising the impossible. I got a call back ON SUNDAY in minutes followed by an appointment in plain English. Jake never bobbled the ball, and he made me feel the process was always under control. When my case was finally adjudicated and Jake's job was officially done he still stuck with me making certain all of the court's orders were complied with, EVEN THOUGH I HAD MOVED TO THE PHILIPPINES TO RETIRE. You will not get this kind of personalized service from big firms. You'll likely get a wet behind the ears kid. Call Jake."

J.C., formerly from Santa Rosa

"Dear Jake, when I realized the severity of my situation I immediately knew that I needed an attorney. As soon as I first talked to you over the phone, I felt confident and comfortable with having you represent me. You were honest with me about the possible outcomes and you remained kind and understanding toward me. You made it possible to avoid a worst case scenario, and thanks to your guidance I am now on the road to recovery."

E.D., Santa Rosa

"Thank you so much Jake for treating my case so individual as it were, what I mean by that is I had special circumstances that you quickly adapted to and gave me what I needed, and in turn felt at ease with you at the helm of the ship. From the start you were more than cordial on the phone and without hesitation offered your advice and expertise in the matter at hand; you didn't rush me off the phone or try to scare me into hiring you like I had experienced with other attorneys, it was a NO PRESSURE style that made me comfortable from the start, and for that you ROCK!! I would recommend Dave Jake Schwartz for anyone who happens to need a new "legal friend" as Jake truly represents that. Sincerely your client for life. "

D.V., Cotati

"From the very first phone call and email exchange I knew that Jake was professional, reliable and highly experienced. Before I was even an official client Jake took the time to review the details of my case and helped me understand how the next days and months were likely to transpire. I felt very strongly that he was the right person to guide me through a complex and very daunting process and I was right. Jake's advice, experience and professionalism were the difference between an utter nightmare and a managable situation. My peace of mind throughout the process was worth far more than his fee. Further, the respect Jake showed me as a client made me feel like a person again and not just a case number."

J.L., Glen Ellen

"Jake knows the law! From start to finish (and beyond) he guided me through the process informing me of everything I can and cannot do. And everything I need to do. He made himself readily available and answered the same questions as needed. He's patient and professional. He worked for the best outcome in my case, making it easier to get through. And he continues to answer all inquiries after the final hearing. When the city tried to drop a bogus "predatory" charge on me Jake was ready. He sent a billing dispute outlining the law and specifics in my case. I've yet to hear a reply from the city! There's a lot to know about a DUI. I talked with other DUI lawyers who didn't know all of the law and were actually breaking laws. An attorney is a good safe way to go. And be assured, Jake will take care of you. Thanks."

R.B., Rohnert Park

"Can't really sum Jake up in words, I'll give it a shot. Jake was able to offer me the peace of mind I needed during this difficult time, and this was just over the phone! He never sugar-coated anything, made aggressive false promises, or anything of the such. Actually he was able to process my frustration and anger at myself and let me know it was going to be tough, but he was going to be right there with me...most of the time for me. I didn't have to appear in court once. Jake is a straight shooter, and that's what I needed. He is the guy you want on your side, in this situation...or ANY. Did I mention without fail he always responded to my questions-the MANY that I had. Jake is the real deal, and he cares."

R.P., Sebastopol

"Jake is a great lawyer. He told me everything that I needed to do very clearly and made a very confusing situation much more easy to understand. Without him, I definitely would have been over-whelmed, missed deadlines, had a warrant out for my arrest, and the list of what he did for me goes on. You can tell that he cares about helping the client and not the money. I highly recommend him to anyone in need of legal assistance."

A.E., Rohnert Park

"Jake was such a comfort during my 2nd DUI case. I was so scared and did not know what to do. I called Jake and he answered immediately and explained everything that was going to happen in a way i could understand. Anytime i had a question i called and he answered right away. I showed up for my first court date so scared and ran into Jake and he took me in to stand before the Judge right away my time there was shortened by hours. Dui's are scary and tough but with Jakes help and confidence it went alot smoother. I would recomend him always. Thanks again Jake."

J.A., Cotati

"Dear Jake, I cannot thank you enough for the outstanding, professional service you provided me during this arduous and difficult process. I greatly appreciate all the time, effort, and hard work that you put into the preparation of my case. In the end, I feel fortunate to have had you represent me, and because of you, I had the least possible consequences. It was a very stressful time and the process seemed difficult and long. However, you are an excellent attorney and I would definitely recommend your services to anyone in need of a competent, meticulous, diligent, and moreover you are an extremely patient and sensitive, attorney. I really cannot imagine going through this process without your counsel. Again, many, many thanks and warm regards."

G.B., Napa Client, Davis

"Somehow Jake was able to work miracles for me. He was extremely knowledgeable regarding all aspects of law that needed to be dealt with, not only the DUI. He managed to fight and beat an old hit and run case I didn't even know about, got it dismissed outright, and we avoided a second DUI conviction with some quick thinking and sharp maneuvering. He is very honest, professional and very good at communicating all the options available. Jake will definitely go the extra mile. It seemed to me that he has a passion for what he does and I felt like I wasn't just a client number, a rubber stamp defense, and a paycheck. Thanks Jake – you're the man!"

G.D., Sonoma, CA

"Jake- Just wanted to let you know how pleased I am with your service! I found out about you online- someone I knew recommended someone else, but the Yelp reviews won me over- my son's case had a twist to it, and you got him a resolution that was as good as it could have possibly been IMHO. I am happy to say you live up to ALL the good things being said about you: you are smart, compassionate, and competent- you explain what needs to be done, and the process, and then Follow Up on it. To anyone who has any doubts, I would say, absolutely Jake is the guy for a DUI!"

S.S., Placer

"Hi Jake, my only regret, other than driving home that night, was that I didn't call you sooner. I was so preoccupied with getting my license back today, that I nearly forgot about my court date yesterday. Thanks for appearing on my behalf. Everything went well at the DMV and I now have my restricted license. They asked if I had contacted their Mandatory Actions Unit, I hadn't. I didn't need to! You provided me with the exact steps to follow. Thanks again."

D.S., Petaluma

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