To get an idea of what it's like to be a 17-year-old, "San Francisco Livin'" offspring from a wealthy family who loves trollin' on the Internetz to death and listens to way too much rap, look no further than the stuntin'-on-a-zillion Instagram of @itslavishbitch . "Lavish," or Param as he is properly known, seems like any other teenager — bored out of his mind. Except, with seemingly endless money to burn, and with social media at his platinum-plated fingertips, the kid's job appears to be to somewhere between a cyberspace asshead and a philanthropist, as he spends his time photographing his limitless luxuries, insulting the less fortunate 99% and/or celebrities ("My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it. You made ur bed so sleep in it peasants" are just a few of his mottos), and purportedly gives away tens of thousands of dollars to followers. He's like every pompous, simply ludicrous rap lyric dedicated to boasting about riches come to life. Is he a product of our shallow, consumer society or just a young punk with too much time and money on his hands?

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(h/t King Meat)

Flying away bandz #fuckdonations – @itslavishbitch

Cleared out Apples iPhone 5 Stock cause I felt like it and I got a new iMac broke bitch – @itslavishbitch

Bought the iPad today just to break it hoe – @itslavishbitch

Credit for Daniel for sending me this. 1 week after i uploaded this two jeans picture hoe ass @badgalriri commented on it and luckily my friend got a snapshot of it. So she did notice it. And she dissed my style. But now is using it as her style. Hypocritical bitch. I cant find the comment now since Instagram shows only 150 of the most recent comments. Its been 5 weeks since i uploaded that pic so she fsho copied me. Broke bitch ur net worth only 80m. – @itslavishbitch

More bank in my starbucks card than in ur bank account – @itslavishbitch

My mansion is better than yours hoe – @itslavishbitch

For the broke niggas – @itslavishbitch

These Gold plated staples broke bitch. $175. – @itslavishbitch

Black & Gold credit cards. I’m the 1% Bitch – @itslavishbitch

Lavish is giving away 60K all in cash. That’s more than yo life’s earnings. Rules: Like this picture, follow me, and comment what you would do with the money and then tag a friend in the contest. Giveaway ends April 23, 2013. Winner will be chosen completely at random. Winner will be given cash personally . I can send money to you in another way upon request. If you live in Africa, Asia, or Antarctica you are not applicable for this. On March 25, 2012 go to YouTube.com/itslavishbitch for more info. So begin begging peasants. – @itslavishbitch

Just my casual shoes tho – @itslavishbitch

We didn’t want to blow to much on food tonight #economical – @itslavishbitch