Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Just been to the gents lavatory where resting pride of place in the bowl, lies the biggest goddamed turd I ever did see. I imagine whoever it was, would have needed an epidural, 'bout the size of a large aubergine.

Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Clacker wrote:

I wrote:

I'm having something couriered to the other end of the country today.

The eagle has landed.

Repeat: the eagle has landed.

Ordered a dozen bottles of Champers from M&S on Monday. Paid extra for Tuesday delivery, still not arrived. I phoned them this evening after being assured they would be here today, the guy admitted they have no idea where they are. This is not just shit service, this is M&S shit service!

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."

Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Just lit the lantern, putting my furs and snow shoes on for the short walk down to the local church for the midnight mass.

Not really, I'm at work and the coffee machine has just malfunctioned and performed a dirty protest all over the floor. Christ, I'm gonna have to suck moisture from the moss growing on the window ledge.Merry Christmas everybody.