annoy me, or who everyone has to move to accomodate. If you can't fit on a normal seat- take a hint, stop eating, put down your fork and go for a run. They should be made to pay double, or perform comical dances for the amusement of other passengers.
It's the only way these people will listen to anyone who isn't Ronald McDonald.

and this HUGE lady got on. She went to the back of the bus and a mum had to get a little boy to move for her. The fat lady then said to the little boy "it's ok, come and sit next to me". Poor kid looked terrified, but his mum made him (out of politeness I spose). The whole journey he was pressed against the window probably thinking she was going to eat him.