If i ring them up and ask if i can do it and will work for free, for a couple of days a week reckon they will?

As I work for free on EMA, until qualified to move onto a wage.

Christ, admin jobs available with a £17K a year wage packet in Middlesborough?! lol... good luck, (maybe they have 'em in London though). I think even if there were jobs going with that kinda wage you'd probably need fairly good qualifications (at least up to A Level Standard).

Why don't you try doing some voluntary stuff at the pet shops ? There's laods of them in boro and you could get a little sexual pleasure perving on and touching up all the hamsters every day. They'll never suspect a thing !