Thursday, August 04, 2005

How to Enjoy Habbo Hotel

Right... so now the super handsome Pring has also been labelled as the "super lazy yet still nevertheless very handsome Pring." I'm the only one left who hasn't been updating for quite some time. I told Camry and HVV to quit mocking the stupid for a while, because if we mock them, they might change. And if they do, WHO SHALL WE LAUGH AT? :(Actually, I have been quite engaged in a project quite loony, but heck, it's all mere entertainment. HEY! Only once in a blue moon do you get to see Mr Pring behaving so retarded alright.

I have seen advertisements advertising Habbo Hotel on TV, and have overheard people talking about how FUN Habbo Hotel is for a looooong time, but I always thought that was stupid and was probably the best chatroom for despos (I'm still right about my statement.) and refused to try it out because of that. However I got too dull one day and decided, "Imagine all that girls that would come flocking to me!" I might as well give Habbo a try. And I understand it's soo boring, I'll give you some tips on how to have fun on Habbo!

For your information, BOBBA is just a word to replace words that have been censored. Works just like "beep", you know? Except "bobba" sounds alot more retarded. It's kind of funny to see everything bobba-ed.

1. Dress up! Wear purple and look absolutely gay.Serious. The moment I stepped in, someone came talking to me on her own accord.I told you I'm a magnet!

2. Go and disturb couples.

Or even better,3. Break couples up.I went to dance in front of them and they got pissed off, they walked away on each other.

4. Jump out of the window.Now you see me, now you don't!

5. Laugh at people's missions.

6. Perform for no one.

7. Try a maze... and get stuck.

8. Go and change your style!

9. Go for a gender change.I didn't cheat, look the girl has boobs!

10. Have fun with portals. (though sometimes curiosity kills the cat!)The portal is sooooo exciting! But I'm pissed, because Habbo changed me into such an ugly character. Big boobs for a girl with 2 ponytails.. Omfg.

11. Judge the diving skills of those divers.And rebel by giving them a stupid symbol instead of a number.

12. Get medical help.

13. Watch people get married (and quarrel).

14. Join a modelling contest.

15. Watch people "BOBBA BOBBA"!I found a girl lying on the bed. Thinking she was feeling lonely, I decided to offer myself to her.

The next thing I knew, an ugly man appeared beside her on the bed and... well, she loves him, and not me! :(

Not only they do not love me, they want me out of their sight and give them some privacy they yearn.

Thinking 'acting xialan' was cool, I refused to budge! :D

They knew they had no control over me, so they just carried on with whatever they wanted to do... (Another girl showed up and joined in the fun.)

This is sad, isn't it? Life is so practical. Girls go for looks. They want ugly men in basketball jersey, spiked hair and shit. But I thought beauty lies in the eye of the beholder!! BUNNY HEAD IS HOT alright!Also this shows how sexually deprived the two people are. Hello, it's HABBO. They just place their characters on the bed and can get all horny and start wanking.

That's all I have for you today... err, so go and start playing Habbo at http://habbohotel.com.sg now! Go and make new m8s. Have fun! :)

Wow. :) No doubt there are twits lurking around in Habbo... you shouldn't condemn Habbo like that. Alternatively, you should try look at Habbo in a different light. It is "really fun when you have great, non-twittish friends, period.". It really is. Maybe it's because you just didn't get the chance to experience true friendship on Habbo.. well. Each to each's own. :)

not only is habbo filled with dumb ppl... it's company is managed by dumb ppl too. before there was habbo hotel sg, i played the uk version once... they hire 16 year olds to act as modrators, and these ppl are scammers..... 16 year old is seriously not old enough. at least the sg one is not as lame, even though their comps are rubbish. i know many adults play it cos some of the contests are quite complex.. requires bit of intelligence. i tried the sg one too and this rich person called supernono... is probably an adult. or maybe some despo youngster.. he has this grp of equal high class status friends which he hang out with and talk bout sex and stuff. habbo is more gay then maplestory...

OMG!This is so true.Iv been playin habbo for 1 year.Trust me it only 2 mins a day!i was this girl been a sex slave!it was so funneh!i walked in on 3 coupels!and didnt do anything just did the pogo mogo!

wehes well i guess its juz cuz u newbs dno how to play habbo. and of cuz u dont haf furni so too bad. its just any ordinary online game tht is SO fun . u knw u can like haf all the furni in the world and it doesnt cost u a single cent in real life. hmm onli if u knw how to play well :/ dont b such a loser and find those sickos having fake fun in bed . dont u think playing revenge and making frens are nice? OH and owning furni shops ROCK . anw maplestory entry was funnier ): i thot habbo wld b more lame ..playing both the games myself and still playing . whee-im sort of antiMOT toos. "sort of" since u guys are so funneh. SERIOUSLY no offence intended ; see who has less life -.- dng this kinda lamo things. SIGH nvm .

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