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Secessionists be warned

Published: Saturday, January 5, 2013 at 6:01 a.m.

Last Modified: Friday, January 4, 2013 at 12:57 p.m.

Some Louisiana residents are ready to revolt because Barrack Hussein Obama, a black man, was re-elected to the presidency.

So many of them resent the democratic process and results that they are now signing petitions and want to leave the U.S. of A.

The president of these United States of America and all others who have a say should grant the secession with the following declaratory terms and conditions made to President Jindal of Louisiana:

1. All military bases in Louisiana will be closed and personnel will be relocated to bases in the United States, except for a contingency left to guard the Louisiana-U.S. border.

2. Louisiana residents who wish to remain citizens of the U.S. will receive federal relocation assistance.

3. Any Louisiana citizens holding U.S. passports are required to surrender them immediately as entry into the U.S. will require a valid Louisiana passport, and any Louisianan staying longer than two weeks will have to obtain a visa.

5. Your representatives to the U.S. Congress are ordered to leave Washington as soon as possible.

6. All U.S. licenses to do business are revoked.

7. The FAA will no longer operate your airports and air-traffic controllers are terminated.

8. All federal civil service employees in the country of Louisiana are terminated.

9. The FCC no longer operates in Louisiana, so you will be responsible for licensing your own telephone, radio, television and Internet providers.

10. Anyone receiving payments for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, veterans services and disability will have to re-apply, and Congress will decide if foreigners are allowed to receive payments from the U.S. government.

11. The Coast Guard will no longer operate in Louisiana waters, so I suggest you form your own navy immediately to protect your borders against foreign invaders, drug smugglers, terrorists and illegal aliens.

12. Please find enclosed your portion of the bill for the national debt, and it is due immediately.

<p>Some Louisiana residents are ready to revolt because Barrack Hussein Obama, a black man, was re-elected to the presidency. </p><p>So many of them resent the democratic process and results that they are now signing petitions and want to leave the U.S. of A.</p><p>The president of these United States of America and all others who have a say should grant the secession with the following declaratory terms and conditions made to President Jindal of Louisiana:</p><p>1. All military bases in Louisiana will be closed and personnel will be relocated to bases in the United States, except for a contingency left to guard the Louisiana-U.S. border.</p><p>2. Louisiana residents who wish to remain citizens of the U.S. will receive federal relocation assistance.</p><p>3. Any Louisiana citizens holding U.S. passports are required to surrender them immediately as entry into the U.S. will require a valid Louisiana passport, and any Louisianan staying longer than two weeks will have to obtain a visa.</p><p>4. Funding for highways, transportation, bridges, infrastructure, education and medical facilities will cease immediately.</p><p>5. Your representatives to the U.S. Congress are ordered to leave Washington as soon as possible.</p><p>6. All U.S. licenses to do business are revoked.</p><p>7. The FAA will no longer operate your airports and air-traffic controllers are terminated.</p><p>8. All federal civil service employees in the country of Louisiana are terminated.</p><p>9. The FCC no longer operates in Louisiana, so you will be responsible for licensing your own telephone, radio, television and Internet providers.</p><p>10. Anyone receiving payments for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, veterans services and disability will have to re-apply, and Congress will decide if foreigners are allowed to receive payments from the U.S. government.</p><p>11. The Coast Guard will no longer operate in Louisiana waters, so I suggest you form your own navy immediately to protect your borders against foreign invaders, drug smugglers, terrorists and illegal aliens.</p><p>12. Please find enclosed your portion of the bill for the national debt, and it is due immediately.</p><p>Wayne Thibodaux</p><p>Gray</p>