Chick Busted Growing Weed to Pay for Tit Job Monday 02 April, 2012

By: Kaptain Kush

Some people grow weed to smoke it. Others grow it to pay for their kids to go to college. And then you run into the occasional, misguided completely awesome soul who grows weed to pay for breast augmentation.

Kirsty Hartley, 23, allowed a drug dealer to set up a drug factory in her home after he promised her £8,000 to spend on cosmetic surgery.

Bristol Crown Court heard Hartley had been promised the money by a dealer if she allowed him to grow the plants, which could produce drugs worth £16,000 on the streets.

Hartley, who occasionally watered the plants and tended them when the dealer was unable to do so, admitted producing cannabis at an earlier hearing. [The Sun]

People usually purchase a pair of synthetic knockers for one of three reasons. 1) Your sugar-daddy wants you to get them–and will pay for it. 2) You want a sugar-daddy and think the only way to get one is with silicone twins. 3) You want to either work in Hooters, be a stripper or be a prostitute (which are all kind of the same, if we’re being straight).

So while it may have been just as illegal, it probably would’ve been a lot easier for Kirsty to hit the streets and flip some tricks for a quick buck rather than letting some dude set up shop and plot a bunch of seeds in her basement.

The best part? The chick read the story, responded with a “that’s me!” and is engaging people. Only in 2012:

i find nothing wrong with what she was doing it’s not like she’s a king pen or anything straight up honestly she didn’t do anything wrong she’s just making her money if she can see this comment those titties are perfect money well spent you go head with your bad ass and don’t let any body tell you different by the way fuck the DEA And FUCK The FEDS NATION Wide They can kiss my black ass oh by the way fuck the police

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