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For all us fashion folk and Gen Xers: As if the all-awaited rumors of the Spice Girls reunion wasn’t enough- we got all the fashion/supermodel bonus!

It was as if the Gods of Fashion, Gays, And Girl Power all came and united- Who doesn’t love Models at a Party???

First- George Michael sings, “FREEDOM”, the 90’s anthem to EVERYONE- just watch the music video- every supermodel from the 90’s was in it!

As the different English bands were featured, all of a sudden, David Bowie’s “FASHION” song came on while HUGE trucks featuring large photos of some of Britain’s iconic models. Then… when all trucks were entered- the photos dropped to reveal the actual models inside, dripping in gold designs!!! Oh LORD- it was AMAZING! First Naomi, then Kate, Stella… it was brilliant.

A Fashionable Olympic Closing Ceremony

Kate Moss of course being my ALL TIME FAVE EVER looked SO F’ING AMAZING, and with her, Naomi Campbell- who (look below- WORKED that walk!!!) Lily Donaldson, Stella Tenant, Karen Elson, Jourdan Dunn, and the always handsome David Gandy.

This moment was THE one I had been waiting for- to see all 5 girls back up there, and of course, KNEW they would sing “Spice up your life”… Brilliant Fun. Of course they all looked great, but because I’m obsessed with Posh, I had to throw in an extra shot of her…

I MEAN….. GODDDAAAAAAAMN!!! HOTHOTHOT!!

As for the breakdown of who/wore/what:

Posh- Giles Deacon black (duh) dress showing LOTSA LEG!

Ginger- Suzanne Neville red bustier dress (w/ Union Jack of course!)

Baby- Maggie Cooke pink dress with crystal shoulders

Scary- Zuhair Murad sequined bodysuit

Sporty- (unknown sporty jumper)

Needless to say- Best part of the night!!!!

AND THEN…….

to finish the evening, my ALL TIME FAVE Victoria’s Secret Model ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO stepped out dancing to honor/participate in the passing of the torch to next games city of RIO!!!!!

A LOT of controversy is going on about Thylane Loubry-Blondeau, the 10 year old model (who has been working for a while) and her recent FRENCH VOUGE editorial. Media and masses are saying she is “over-sexualized”, “subjected to perversion”, etc…..

Thylane wearing a $4.3 million necklace... with bunnies... FUN!

I FEEL SHE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS GIRL EVER! She is playing “dress-up” for a magazine SHOOT – NOT living like this everyday, NOT starring in an ad campaign… just a couple pages in French Vogue. What girl WOULDN’T want that??

Or course WE, as a public, all have opinions, and YES, she is (REALISTICALLY) too young to be wearing heels/ that much makeup/ evening gowns, etc. But this isn’t reality… It’s a P H O T O S H O O T!!!!! “For PRETEND”!!!! How many of you women out there (and men) went into their parents closet and played dress-up??? Put on their mothers makeup, and perfume, and lookied into the mirror, pretending to be older??? ALL OF YOU DID!!!!! Only thing different here, is the girl got to have her photo taken!!!! Professionally at that (by David Sims)!!! And in one of Fashion’s BIBLES!! WEARING GUCCI, LOUIS VUITTON, and JIMMY CHOO!!!!!

"pretend you're playing with Mommy's lipstick.." SEE?? FUN!!

She is the daughter of soccer star Patrick Blondeau, and designer Veronika Loubry. This is like if David Beckham and Victoria were to do a photo shoot with their daughter Harper Seven at 10. She’s already a mini-celeb, she’s in the public eye, and she’ll definitely be a beautiful girl involved in fashion!

This is TOTALLY what HARPER BECKHAM will be like!! BEAUTIFUL!!

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING IT’S OVER-SEXUALIZED ARE TAKING IT THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE OVER-SENSITIVE NON-FASHION PEOPLE!!! Why would I even think this as “sexual” unless I was a disgusting pervert? I wouldn’t! It’s art!!!

You have to look at this as FASHION. FRENCH FASHION. FRENCH VOGUE. STYLING. HAIR. MAKEUP. A COLLABORATE EFFORT TO ACHIEVE A BEAUTIFUL IMAGE! Every person who is bashing this is GUILTY of one thing: JEALOUSY! You KNOW you all wish you could have done this at her age, AND YOU WOULD HAVE given the chance!

Below is the article from Huffington Post with DUMB model CARA DELEVIGNE…. exactly: WHO??? I want you to all read it, and see my comments below.

“We’d like to introduce you to the candid and quirky Cara Delevingne: socialite, model, beat boxer extraordinaire and would-be Posh Spice. The 18-year-old has inched her way onto the fashion scene as of late, most notably posing for this year’s Burberry ad campaigns.

But the Telegraph reports that the blonde Brit has also been sought out to act — in an upcoming Spice Girls musical.

Funnier than the notion of a Spice Girls musical (which will be performed on London’s West End and produced by Mamma Mia! producer Judy Craymer, apparently) is Delevingne’s response to the offer to play Victoria Beckham in the production:

The Burberry model tells Mandrake: “My agent said, ‘No, you can’t, it will be a career killer.’ Of course, I loved the Spice Girls. I loved Geri and Baby, but who liked Posh Spice? They said I looked like her and I said, ‘That’s not cool, that’s really mean.’ ”

I’m a world class Beat Boxer, you should hear the noises I can make with my mouth… I’m also obsessed with drumming and have a massive electric drum kit in my bedroom, I’m drum mad.”

This 18 YEAR OLD has recently appeared in Burburrys ad campaign. Woopee. She was offered to play Posh Spice in an upcoming stage musical of the Spice Girls. She said no, because her agent told her it was “career suicide”. Hmm…. Spice Girls were one of the BIGGEST acts of the 90’s. Their recent “reunion” tour was SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE. And I have NO CLUE who YOU ARE!!!

She then goes on to INSULT Victoria, by saying that when being compared to her (looks), that it was “not cool, mean”… and that she likes Baby Spice and Ginger Spice. Everyone can have favorites, but ask yourself: Where are those two? Where are their careers? NOWHERE!!!!

How DARE you INSULT an ICON in the very industry you’re starting in?!?!?! Victoria is the MOST SUCCESSFUL of the Spice Girls, The MOST ELEGANT, and MOST RESPECTED in the Fashion World!!!!! SHE COULD KILL YOUR CAREER IN A SECOND!!!

I hope Victoria reads that article, (or this one), makes ONE phone call, and that girl’s “career” would be over…. just a thought.

This Cara creature would rather not “act” on stage, in a role YOU KNOW will get publicity (and regardless of the outcome, we all know the saying- “there’s no such thing as bad press”). But she likes to “beat-box”…… (?!)

Siiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhh……….. because that’s such a better career choice.

***UPDATE!!!!*** HOURS after writing this article, I came across on Huffington Post, a lil blurb: “KATE HUDSON: PREGNANT IN HEELS”. It linked me to a TMZ pap shot… and there, in all it’s glory, was ANOTHER PREGNANT WOMAN IN SKY-HIGH HEELS (Louboutins, of course :))!! Of course this filled me 2 kinds of emotion: 1) (SEE READERS, I TOLD YOU SO!) and 2) Why is everyone copying my Blog posts!?!!?!

Here is the photo of our Dear Ms. Hudson:

I love women in heels. Even better, I love PREGNANT women in heels. In fact, I believe “women should be in heels from the moment they leave their house, till the moment they come home”. Now, with that statement right there- I see a lot of women hating me. But let me give you some examples:

1) A quote from Tom Ford, an excerpt from his book:

“Shoes are always the most important thing for me because they are who you are. They change the way you walk, the way you move.”

3) VICTORIA BECKHAM PREGNANT @ THE ROYAL WEDDING – IN 7 INCH LOUBOUTINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is famous for wearing the highest and craziest heels, and was quoted, “I would die before ever wearing a pair of ballerina pumps (flats)”. She was my Patron Saint. (She was, unfortunately, 6 months later photographed running around in flats. Thankfully, that was the LAST and ONLY time it happened).

4) The new Bravo TV series, “Pregnant in Heels”. Even though it may be more about pampered clueless women learning “what to do” while due, the significance in the title means something: You can still be Pregnant and Fashionable. Don’t let yourself GO!!!!

5) I don’t want to hear complaints from girls,”oh you don’t know what it’s like, you’re a guy”. Yes I am, and I DO KNOW what it’s like!!! I HAVE worn a pair of heels! Halloween 2010: (check out my blog entry for it- pic in post) I went as a Bride, and wore 6 inch heels. I walked about a mile to the party, hosted it for 6 hours, then walked back home. Yes, my feet killed me at the end, but did I EVER take them OFF? HELL NO! Walk around barefoot like these skanky Hollywood girls do at 2am? HELL NO! You keep your composure, and you present yourself in the best form possible!!!!

If these ladies can do it, then you girls can do it. Pregnant or not, heels on a woman arch your foot, and it drives a man wild. It tightens and leans out your calf when you walk, which makes you look slimmer, taller, and all around: DAMN SEXY. Hence, my opening statement. The only time it’s acceptable to be out of heels: sneakers for the gym, and flats for ballet class (after all, they are called “ballet flats”…. not “running-around-all-over-town-doing-errands-and-getting-gross-stinky-sweaty-feet flats”. You’re not gonna get a man SHUFFLING YOUR FEET like a slob! MAKE THE EFFORT!!!!

Thanks for listening ladies, and see you out there looking YOUR BEST! 🙂