I do have one question…. WHY? (Not to you -to the person who knitted it!) I mean, of all the things to knit, there are so many more beautiful? Or maybe it was a “just because I can”? Anyway, well done for making us all laugh…, although I think I’ll stick to my little Velcro keying Chapstick holder. 🙂

Neat! Thanks for that. Just right for the hen party. And honestly – totally inoffensive. Think about it: if you know what it is, you can’t be shocked. If you don’t know what it is – you can’t be shocked.