Madonna has beautiful arms

The Daily Mail has shots of Madonna in London with the most horrifying arms I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine the lucky guy that gets to have sex with this thing? He’d just be screaming the whole time, shaking his head side to side with tears streaming down his face. Although to be fair, these pictures came from the Daily Mail, who also claimed that Victoria Beckham’s legs look like this. I’m not saying this is Photoshopped, but if it turns out to be I wouldn’t exactly pee myself in surprise.