This almost seems like a -J because of the humor part, but it's not quite funny enough because it's such an obvious effect. But then as a mainlister it just feels like a really bad joke. As it is right now, this is not a particularly interesting idea, though I'm not sure how to improve it.

What if it were a couple that were this cute together and were nigh inseparable? Therefore, they'd have to be separated. There could be a story in there about how one had to stay behind with the Foundation. Sappy at worst, tragic at best? Or they could just be each contained in separate cells. "So close, yet so far" kind of thing.

Yeah! That sounds better than Shakespeare Meets the SCP Foundation. Maybe they could even send each other letters that are handled with a ridiculous amount of care. I could put in an incident report or two where they find each other. Paints a nice mental image of a couple being all cuddly in front of a bunch of dead personnel. You like it?