Have you ever wondered what a supervillain would do if, for once in their pathetically long career as a criminal, they actually outwitted the bat and had him at their mercy?

Depending on the villain in question they’d either: create an elaborate television broadcast about their victory, simply kill the superhero without a second thought, or deliver a ridiculously long monologue about their victory, giving the bat dude plenty of time to get away.

Take it from that short, stocky tuxedo wearing supervillain with a monocle- keep your victory speeches short, and make sure the bat is truly dead before you go adding that victory to your resume.