I’m pretty sure this is actually a young person’s shirt, because the tag says XL and, uh, nah.

It would be pretty extra-large on Flat Tire, I suppose. It’s all a matter of scale. (I also found out that today’s required made-up holiday is Hug Your Cat Day? Look at me, hugging a cat! I’m not sure she understands the concept of hugging, but she tolerates it upon occasion.)