I’m on my phone, and don’t know how to upload from youtube. There is a We Are the World parody from the TV show, In Living Color. Jim Carey played Willie Nelson, Jamie Fox played Lionel. The lyrics are funny. There is even a fake Hall & Oates in the background, pornstache and all. Yoko Ono was singing off key. Ha!

“I have LEARNED MY LESSON,” wrote Jones on Thursday. “Let me tell you, I’m so grateful for my daughters because they aren’t scared to stand up to their daddy.”
Jones elaborated that “even at 85, it’s apparent that ‘wordvomit’ & bad-mouthing is inexcusable,” expressing remorse that “this bad-mouthing has contradicted the very real messages I tried to relay about racism, inequality, homophobia, poverty… you name it.”

He concluded by thanking family and friends for “calling me out,” though he noted that it’s “difficult to receive criticism or discipline (especially publicly).”

Jones signed the note, “Love, an 85-year-old bow-legged man who is still learning from his mistakes.”

Read Jones’ complete statement above.

*I lost all the pictures from the article while trying to edit it and there's a video about his apology at the link, too.

wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair (by @iwearaonesie on Twitter)