She stopped me in the doorway,She kissed me on the lipsI don't even know her,That's just the way it isThen she touched my handsTold me I should be her manTo-o-o show her how to danceThis is my one and only chance,And this is romance.

No I don't wanna beThe guy to see you go,And I don't wanna beIf you don't take me home,I don't want to see youWalk away from me,I got everything that you could ever need,No I don't wanna beThe guy to see you go

Now I'm seeing double,I'm leaving on a pool cueI'm even for that black bowlCus' tonight there ain't no last call,Pour me a pitcher of the cheap stuffTo take a taste of these cheap shotsTurn it up on the jukebox,I don't wanna have to talk

No I don't wanna beThe guy to see you go,And I don't wanna beIf you don't take me home,I don't want to see youWalk away from me,I got everything that you could ever need,No I don't wanna beThe guy to see you go

No I don't wanna beThe guy to see you go,And I don't wanna beIf you don't take me home,I don't want to see youWalk away from me,I got everything that you could ever need,No I don't wanna beThe guy to see you go.