Telling the world your daughter is messed up because she comes from a messed up family and airing private details of her family…ummm??? If it's true what he did to Dina, I feel bad for her, no one should have to go through that! But she shouldn't be airing it to the world, knowing your daughter is messed up because of it, Stop enabling her and take her to a therapist instead and talk about it privately! Great parenting!

This "super intensive therapy" was tried once at the Betty Ford Clinic - the Lohans are impervious to all "super intensive" and otherwise normal therapy. Common sense bounces off of them like a tennis ball off teflon. They have so much baggage there's not enough time on the timeline of the earth to resolve all the issues in therapy. Lindsay's narcissism alone would take years. I'm serious - I hear it takes years and years of therapy to get over narcissistic personality disorder - and even then the patient is completely cured of it. This is why Lindsay needs to get away from her Dad AND MOM pronto and concentrate on her own state of mind (which I read now includes kleptomania as she stole a Liz Taylor bracelet from Taylor's nurse).

But now, that's all about to change, at least according to TMZ! That's because a week from tomorrow -- on December 17 -- Khloé and Lamar's split will be legal, final, and FULL! And that's all she wrote!

As the final divorce docs are set to be stamped by a judge on that day just over a week from right now, the final terms are pretty standard and straightforward, too: