We always tell people to 'keep on topic' ...wouldn't it be a difficult exercise to have a thread which never stayed on topic? I'd be interested to see where it goes.

The only rule for this thread: 'stay off topic'.

"He killed the noble Mudjokivis. Of the skin he made him mittens, Made them with the fur side inside, Made them with the skin side outside. He, to get the warm side inside, Put the inside skin side outside; He, to get the cold side outside, Put the warm side fur side inside. That's why he put the fur side inside, Why he put the skin side outside, Why he turned them inside outside. " -anonymous

I'd like to take this time to declare myself supreme dictator for life of the known universe. My standard shall be raised on every planet and Martians will bow to my whims...*wanders off muttering incoherently*

Quote: Since constantly changing the topic is in itself the topic, woudln't going off topic then be staying on topic?

I'm So confused! If we're supposed to stay ON topic by staying OFF topic, then I'm going OFF topic responding to this, which would mean that I'm ON topic. But since we're supposed to stay OFF the topic of this post, are we supposed to try to stay ON topic???? I don't get it now

Quote: topic....thas a funny word....topic, topci, topic, topic......

hehe yes funny word, another one is socks... I mean how did someone come up with the word "sock" for something that covers your feet?-Nikita

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