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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

Preamble

IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

Introduction

WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

Manifesto Demands

THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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December 28, 2008

Post Party Wrap-up

WDR's End of Season Party at Blackfinn is now over, and has been deemed a great success. Many of
our readers were able to come out and meet the writers, crush out dozens of Miller Lites, and vent their frustrations of Bengals management in general. Blackfinn was more than generous with the never-ending supply of food and the freshest Miller Lite outside of Nick Lachey's kegerator. We had several fellow comrades win free t-shirts in contests of strength and skill including a beer chug, push-up race, and a break dance competition.

Not only was the atmosphere fun, but was inspiring as well. I myself met a diehard Bengals fan who has not missed a home game since 1984, and who in fact made it to Riverfront Stadium in time for kickoff on the day of his son's birth. What we would like to highlight here is that a man who has not missed a game in 24 years, decided to join the comrades at Blackfinn in lieu of giving Mike Brown any more of his hard earned dollars. This shows that the revolution is taking hold firmly in the foundation of Mike Brown's empire... within the roots of his unconditional support base. The most hard core fans are not going to put up with his BS anymore.

WDR has pointed this out before, but I will reiterate that big changes are coming to the Bengals, in one form or another. One type of change we can expect to see is on the Bengals' income statement. In a recession, small businesses and the independently wealthy are not going to sink their dollars into a crappy team. They will take their money elsewhere, like the Bearcats. This could mean millions in lost business for Mike Brown. Mike's other option is to bring in outside help in the form of a GM, relinquish control, and to win football games at all costs.

Sorry to get deep on you there... But the point is that the post season is upon us and we all look forward to watching the Bengals off-season decisions. Stay tuned to WDR for your Bengals news, raw and uncut.

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Don't kid yourself no changes will be made. Remember this that if Mike Brown sells the tickets he is happy. Unless there is not a waiting list for season tickets there were continue to be no changes. Enjoy the off season. Get all your sports picks http://www.CTSportsPicks.com

Uh what waiting list? And changes are occurring. I personally know 12 people who are not renewing tickets unless Mikey hires a real GM. We're not holding our breath, but we are holding onto our money!
Mikey can kiss his sellout streak goodbye. We can welcome back home blackouts in '09. I myself will be visiting Best Buy in a few days to replace season tickets with a sweet flat screen.

For the sake of future WDR 'propaganda', it might be a good idea, to avoid depictions of WDR comrades in *any* officially licensed Bengals gear, and rather, in just 'plain clothes', or, wearing party-approved WDR apparel (as in the WDR T-shirts currently available)...just a thought,