The Proposed Fourth and Fifth Laws of the SJW.

But alas it appears that may be more to SJW Theory than we originally thought.

The Fourth Law: (Which I attribute to Bradford C. Walker)

SJWs will sacrifice YOU for power

SJWs crave one thing above all else POWER!!! and they will do anything to get it. Family, friends, co-workers random people on Twitter. No act of treachery is too vile for them to consider. No relationship to sacred to throw into the fire in hope of appeasing the Great Holy Narrative. They will come for you.

The Proposed Fifth Law:

SJWs ALWAYS leave money on the table.

This is what bring me here today. SJW Convergence eats away at a company and very quickly destroys its ability to understand what their customers actually want. Even if the company is still capable of producing quality work the SJW takeover of the middle management prevents the upper management from getting clear “end user feedback” from the customer base and completely cuts off the information flow within the company as well. (You need to talk your field hands from time to time.)

This leads to bad business decisions. Not only is the now converged company producing the wrong products and wasting resources on corporate feel good virtue signalling but it leads to the infuriating phenomenon of NOT producing products that the old customer base actually want and which could EASILY turn a profit.

Damn Marvel all you have to do is stop being faggots and you'd rake in money. People miss the real Marvel comics

It usually takes a few years for a competitor to exploit this gap in the market but when it does happen it can happen very quickly and of course sense the upper management in an SJW converged organization is not getting accurate information (even if they wanted it) the company is powerless to fight off the new competition.

Therefore SJWs ALWAYS leave money on the table. Sooner or later (even years or decades later) somebody else will pick it up.

Related:

Marvel SJW writers are now using Youtube’s copyright system to censor critics. [6 mins]

Capn Cumming has an extremely annoying voice but he’s definitely one of the good guys.

And a final side note I’m not a comic reader myself but a lot of my friends are so I make it a point to at least try to keep up on news. After all it’s all one big culture war.

Update: Snidely Whiplash at VP suggests rewording the Fourth Law to

“SJWs will sacrifice anybody, no matter how close, to maintain their place in the warren.“

On one hand this is a better, more detailed, more intelligent way to put it on the other hand it requires the reader to be familiar with r/K selection theory and I do think we need to keep things as 100 IQ friendly as possible. The normies are already confused let’s not make things worse. That said very happy to get any sort of feedback on this.

It does occur to me that studying SJW Theory is a lot like trying to discover elements on the periodic table. We know there is something there we just need to find it and figure out a way to describe it to others.

Update Two:

A peer reviewer points out that the Three Established Laws are based on what SJWs are observed to do. While the Proposed Fifth Law is based on something SJWs are observed NOT to do. This may be enough to disqualify the Proposed Fifth Law.