About 999 crack shenanigans ago, Lindsay Lohan sued the rapper Pitbull. Do you remember that? Go here for the 2011 recap. In Pitbull’s song “Give Me Everything,” he raps the line “Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’/I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Which I still don’t even think is bad PR or defamatory or anything. Lindsay sued Pitbull, probably thinking that Pitbull would just throw some money at her to make her go away (which is what E*Trade did when faced with a similar situation). Instead, Pitbull wouldn’t play LL’s game – he playfully invited Lindsay to his date to the VMAs, and he chose to fight her in court. Well, there’s been some movement!

Pitbull didn’t just win his legal war with Lindsay Lohan … he ANNIHILATED HER … TMZ has learned.

We broke the story … Lohan sued the rapper in 2011 for using her name in his hit song “Give Me Everything” … when he dropped the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”

Lohan claimed Pitbull never got permission to use her name … and therefore he had no right to profit off of it.

But today a New York federal judge sided with Pitbull … ruling that Lindsay is dead wrong on the law — because the song is a work of art protected by the 1st amendment and Lindsay’s barely even mentioned.

The judge also ruled that Lindsay’s allegations that she suffered emotional distress were also BS.

HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I love this news. I’m not a crazy Pitbull fan or anything, but I was on his side in this and I’m glad that the legal system backed him up. I’m also assuming that Pitbull didn’t even have to pay for Lindsay’s legal fees, which means that her cracked-out attempt to sue her way into financial stability has left her even more broke than before.

Would you like another sad/funny story about poor, crackie Lindsay? According to the Enquirer, she gets all drunk and high and then she starts calling up all of her “celebrity friends,” begging them for money:

DEEPLY troubled LINDSAY LOHAN’ been drunk-dialing her exes – and just about anyone else who’ll talk to her – in a desperate search for cash and a job, say insiders.

The 26-year-old Hollywood train wreck “needs some heavy hitters to hook her up,” a close source told The ENQUIRER.

“Her legal bills alone could buy a small country, and no one is safe. Wilmer Valderrama, Samantha Ronson, Stavros Niarchos and Jared Leto have all been targeted by Lindsay. She’s also calling in favors from Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and others.

“Problem is, she smells of desperation and almost everyone is running.”

Incredibly, so many former friends have blocked Lindsay’s rambling calls that she frequently has to change her cell phone number to get through. Luckily, she does have a few lifelines left, including Charlie Sheen.

As The ENQUIRER recently reported, her old pal Ashton Kutcher is also giving support. And three international “sugar daddies” are reportedly paying some of the “Mean Girls” star’s expenses.

But the booze-addled actress is still badly strapped.

“She’s not thinking straight and even reaching out to people she swore she’d never talk to again,” said the source. “She leaves long rambling messages that are rarely returned. It’s all very sad.”

So, Ashton is giving her some money and Charlie “Captain Save A Ho” is still on the hook, plus Domingo Zapata, Vikram Chatawal, and at least one Middle Eastern prince. And still that’s not enough. I hate to put it in these terms, but I have to ask: is Lindsay really bad at hooking? I mean, she’s got several very wealthy men “on the hook” but she still can’t get it together enough to make at least one of these guys pay off her debts and support her lifestyle? Am I thinking about it in the wrong terms? Is her priority “not being owned by any one man”? Because I think she should just go ahead and become a kept woman. It will mean less crack shenanigans.

Oh boy. This is beyond sad. I literally feel sick whenever I now see or hear anything regarding LiLo. I’ve only seen 2.5 movies starring this girl (Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and 1/2 of Mean Girls) and I genuinely thought she would make it. But she deteriorated so quickly that’s it hard to keep up. I haven’t seen anything since because I don’t think it’s worth it. I’ve tried to see the good in this chica but I don’t think there’s anything left. I just…can’t anymore. I mean she was straight, then gay (ha!), then straight. She steals, “cracks” up, gets drunk, runs over people, crashes cars, cuts up dresses and now God knows what she’s doing to get money (did I leave anything out?). I feel ill. SMH.

In order to be a kept woman, someone would have to want to keep her. Therein lies the problem. One suspects she may be good for an occasional laugh or beej, but a more formal “keeping” arrangement seems like a whole lot of trouble for zero payoff.

yes, let’s throw the term ‘kept woman’ outta court here because the thought of some rich perv actually wanting to ‘keep her’ disgusts me. You don’t keep the ones you use for your sick, debasing fetishes…which, from NYE London/Crackie walk of shame pics she’s clearly only good for sick, debasing sex acts…(come on she looked BLITZED outta her mind….)

sheen, kutcher, i still don’t get why some people can spare a drop of sympathy for her…she screws over even her donors…

You know what sad though? As sad as death can be when limdsey lohan dies the media will go mental! The same people who make fun of her on websites will start to talk about the tragedy and how ‘talented’ she is and how she had potential. I dont need thag shit

Agree Meow Mix. She lives in such a delusional state that she probably thinks her only problem is her cash flow situation. People like her don’t get depressed about their issues because they blame everyone else. She has no remorse, takes no blame.

I agree with you. Narcissism aside, and I really dislike that I (well anyone who reads gossip blogs)think when totally inebriated she has moments of clarity and knows what a horrible farce her life has become. Like say…. the recording her disgusting “father” released to the public, where she is sobbing about her “mother” being on a coke binge.

Yes, she’s awful…. but… it’s disturbing that such a large number of people get their jollies watching a human being self destruct. Sure, this site is celeBITCHY, but, since when does bitchy mean stooping to the level of cruelty? When did adults decide that behaving like middle school aged children was appropriate, just because the target of there vitriol is a completely screwed up child star?

Does she belong in jail? Yes… absolutely no doubt. Is she a pretty crappy human being? Yea…. yea she is…. but, at this point, I feel like we are watching Whatever Happened to Baby Jane the sequel, and it’s just disturbing that people eat this sh*t up like it’s Sunday morning brunch. /end rant

I really think the anger and scorn directed at LL is a result of her own actions, don’t you u? She’s used people for years, latest case in point Charlie “Save A Ho” Sheen. Can u even imagine abusing someones kindness the way she did? I don’t think anyone is rooting for her destruction as much as finally seeing a little payback and karma coming her way.

These sites bother you that much then …don’t read them …simple….and for Lindsay Dee Lohan she is the director, producer and sole star of the pathithc drama fest she calls her life and career…she and her enablers are not hounded they seek it out…call in the stories and sell them and the photographes , she is the one who crashes galas and openings to get her photo taken…she the one that calls the papz and gives them direction to where and when she will be…and until just the last couple of weeks she was and is the sources cited on all these stories….She created this monster and now she has lost control of it…..So I should now feel ashamed of myself for coming one one of these site and making a comments about her….LOL…..It like going to the zoo and watching man eating tigers prowling around there pens and talking about the people they killed or would kill if they got out…..and one day the tiger finds a way out …and she is shot to death trying to tear a keepers heart out….Are we now suppose to feel sorry for that tiger having to be shot…for being keep in a cage…for how it was raised etc etc. and be ashamed we came to see it and stare at it and talk about it….Sorry it ain’t goina happen …So feel sorry for someone who actually deserves it but NOT LINDSEY DEE LOHAN…….

You know, Liz, a while back I’d have agreed with you. Not now. Lindsay Lohan is one huge bag of entitled narcisstic f#kery and she deserves everything she’s got coming. She’s thumbed her nose up at everyone who’s tried to do anything nice for her, she just wants people to enable her lifestyle. She lies, treats people like her property, and thinks we all should thank her for living.

And then she wants my sympathy? Hell no. She’ll get my sympathy when she tries to do something constructive with her life, instead of stealing her friends blind, lying to anyone who will listen, and refusing to face up to her responsibilities.

Hillbilly, your tiger story doesn’t quite work, does it? I DO feel sorry for animals whose miserable lives in captivity lead to tragedy for them. I DO feel bad when they shoot an animal that has hurt some dumb-ass human. But Blo is not an animal. She has lots of choices. She has the power to get out of the “cage” she has put herself into, but she prefers to sit in the cage and collect the admission fees, then spend the money on booze and coke. And that is why I will never feel sorry for HER.

Just a little dramatic don’t you think!!! I highly doubt that this self entitled hooker would commit suicide. If nothing else works out for her there is always PORN, and PROSTITUTION!!! Oh, my bad, isn’t she already prostituting herself out??

Lol! It is dramatic I suppose! I’m just a bleeding heart through and through, but beyond that I know what it’s like to lose your way as a youth. I was just lucky enough to have a support system of love, and was able to dig my ass out of the darkness. She on the other hand, has tweedle dee and tweedle dumber.

sorry, no sympathy here, like her criminal offenses Roachey continually pisses on the very people who try and help her! never thanks sheen for the $$$, leaves him hanging to pay for a dress she obliterated,

the only possible way this chick can ever see the light again is if the Universe rallies together and IGNORES her. Shut her S***t down.

only when she hits absolute rock bottom (which apparently she hasn’t) will there be a glimmer of hope.

This was my first thought too. I’m telling ya, I have a feeling she’s going to be the next member of the 27 club. I don’t know whether it’ll be intentional, but would an overdose/over-mixture of substances really surprise anyone at this point? Her birthday is in July, and I could definitely see her train derailing by then. I hope she gets her sh!t together, but the record is against that happening. Sad, just damn sad.

My husband loves Pitbull, I have no idea why. Then again he also loves David Banner and Master P so I think he’s stuck in 2005.

Anyway, Team Mr. Worldwide. Dale.

And really, lady? You thought that was a suit that was going to be upheld? Also, best she take whatever punishment she gets, disappear into rehab and then maybe show up again in 2-3 years hopefully better. Wonder if her mom will let her.

Monica, my husband loves Pitbull too, and this is a guy who loves black metal, Pantera, Type o negative etc etc. We went to Miami and he developed into some weird fan boy of Pitbull, downloaded all his music when we came back and blasted it for days. I was baffled.

The Pitbull song was sampled in the movie Pitch Perfect. I was surprised to hear the women’s team (I forget the team’s name — the Something-Belles?) sing the line “… like Lindsay Lohan” in the big finale. Do you suppose the director and studio will be next on Lohan’s legal hit list?

I’d say Lohan is about to hit bottom, but I don’t think you can hit bottom and still be completely lacking in self-awareness. How bad does will it have to get before she opens her eyes and sees herself as others see her? This will not end well.

The movie is hilarious, and Rebel Wilson and Anna Kendrick are AWESOME — but how sad is it that in the middle of a fantastic performance, the name “Lindsay Lohan” can pull the viewer out of the moment, so to speak?

I no longer think that her problems stem solely from alcohol and/or drug abuse. I’m beginning to think she’s mentally ill. No way do you self-destruct so spectacularly, suing people for spurious reasons, destroying property that’s lent to you — THE DRESS WASN’T A GIFT, LINDSAY — and generally slagging off the few people who are willing to give you bucks or even the time of day. Something else is going on besides the usual vagaries of excess. And while I don’t think suicide is in the offing, an OD or fatal car crash is very likely.

Unfortunately, with all her enablers, she will never realize this! I personally think that she has no intentions of changing her life. Why would she? She gets everything she wants, and is never forced to face real consequences for her actions. Lost soul, yes!!!! We can thank her famewh*re parents for their lack of real parenting skills.

I think that her only hope, and at this point, there probably isn’t too much hope for her shaping up, would be if she emancipated herself from her parents

She is beyond the point for me to to feel sorry or embarrassed for her. We all need to be accountable for our actions. She is an adult, and this is the life she continues to choose, well then, that’s on her!!! I 100% believe she is well aware of what she is doing. What she wants is for people to feel sorry for her, and then come to her rescue, as they (enablers) have always done. She certainly is a lost cause, but come on now. She has plenty of insight and awareness of all her actions which is why she continues to do the same stupid things she always does, because she knows nothing will happen to her.. I have no sympathy for this useless waste of life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only that, but she has been given many opportunities to turn her life around and just blew them out the door. Her biggest problem is that she doesn’t think she has any problems therefore doesn’t think she needs any help (she has said this numerous times herself). I, for one, am tired of people still putting the blame on her sh!tty parents. Many people have shltty parents but they pull themselves up by the bootstraps and get it together. So let’s stop putting the blame on her parents as she is a grown woman and responsible for her actions. I blame the court system more for not giving her consequences that have an impact on her.

I do have some sympathy for the Cracken because I think she’s mentally ill and is surrounded by enablers. That being said, she’s had numerous opportunities to enter into serious therapy to get a handle on her illness, but has wasted them.

As others have said, I see this ending badly. At some point, the money and the remaining “good will” is going to run out and she’ll be left alone.

I believe the “hair” is affixed to the hat. When she goes out with the hat/”hair,” it always seems a different color than her non-hat “hair” does. Not to mention, the hat “hair” is thicker and looks groomed.

I rate her as MUCH worse than Zsa Zsa. At least Gabor didn’t turn her patrons into public laughingstocks, steal from colleagues or trash their belongings. And only once did she make a spectacle of herself in public, when she was arrested in an incident with a police officer. Lohan is constitutionally incapable of staying out or trouble or of keeping a low profile.

I read another post that said not only did Pitbull win, LiLo’s lawyer was sanctioned for filing the claim and plagiarizing a court filing. Only $1500, but still. Score one for justice. Federal courts aren’t like LA criminal court.

FINALLY!!! IT’S A MIRACLE!!! A judge DIDN’T SIDE IN HER FAVOR!!!! OMG!! Holy sh*t!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a history event, please mark this down on your calendars. Hopefully this will start the balling rolling, and others will follow, and realize ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gave up almost feeling sorry for her a long time ago. She refuses to help herself so why should i feel sorry for her. She’s nothing but a trainwreck waiting to happen. I just hope no innocent person is caught up when she crashes and burns.

Why hasn’t she filed for bankruptcy? I think in the end, she and Dina will also become estranged, with Dina distancing herself from Lindsey. LL’s older brother seems to already be trying to set some $ aside since it’s abundantly clear that their cash cow is milked out.

Wow! A judge finally called her on her crackie BS, I love it! I hope she had to pay Pitbull’s attorney fees as well. Usually when someone files frivolous litigation like this and they lose, they have to pay the other party’s attorney fees. Wouldn’t that just be so sweet?!

This is all very depressing. I was watching Herbie Fully Loaded the other day with my little sister, and it’s sad to see how she went from that (remember when she was hugely in demand back then, and everyone wanted to hire her?) to this pathetic, undignified mess.

She’s a walking, talking advert of how drugs can mess up your life. Among other things.

Nobody wants to be seen with the crackie they are all to embarrassed or have wives or gf. I didnt know these people are associated with crackie until I read them in articles no pics. Shes to much drama will never be a kept woman.

I, WendyNerd, do hereby solemnly swear that when Lindsay Lohan finally kicks the bucket, I will not lament her death. I will not talk about what a shame it is. I will not sigh and talk about how “talented” or “beautiful” she was. I will not pretend that the world has lost anything by her death or that she ever made any sort of decent contribution to society. I will not suddenly act like I cared about her or that I never disliked her. I will not pretend that she was any less of a lying, stupid, narcissistic, disgusting, selfish prick. I will not suddenly change my opinion of her to a positive one just because she’s dead. I will not turn her into some type of Hollywood Saint/Martyr. I will not help to try and turn her into some sort of “tragic Hollywood Icon” like Marilyn Monroe. If she dies at twenty-seven, I will not count her as part of the twenty-seven club, since that club is reserved for the talented. I will act as I normally did, express my usual disdain and simply say that it was going to happen sooner rather than later, which it will. And, most importantly, I will not purchase the tell-alls that her parents will inevitably publish in order to cash in on her death —- I will just read the juicier excerpts of the books on celebitchy and dlisted.

All who wish to co-sign this may comment in response. just know I will hold you all to it when the story of her death shows up.

I have read a few innuendos and some flat out claims that she is being paid for what sounds like terrible debasing sexual treatment and that there are photos of the aftermath. I have seen some of the photos, but anyone have links to what supposedly went down at these parties?

Yeah, but it may involve naughty tentacle porn of some sort. And since she’s been arrested on drug charges, I seriously doubt she’ll be allowed in. Even Robert Downey Jr. wasn’t allowed to enter Japan, because of his drug arrests. And Paris Hilton was denied too (which made me LOL hard)

In her “autobiography” she states that at first she didn’t realize what she was. She would call up her old friends in the industry. They would wine and dine her and leave money on the dresser when they were finished. Once, one of her old chums left less than usual, so she calls him out the next time they meet. He tells her that her “price” has gone down. That’s when she realized that she had become a prostitute. Her price kept going down and even the bleeding hearts stopped coming around after a awhile.

My guess is that she’s become such a pariah that even the sketchy ones are beginning to rescind their support. And she is too much trouble worth keeping. Porn may not be an unlikely conclusion. I’m sure Mommie Dearest would try to spin as female empowerment and Lindsay’s “progressive” attempt to harness her sacred sexuality or some other bs that allows them to keep lying to themselves about how far she’s fallen.

You know how anytime anything came out about Lindsay she would run to TMZ or get on twitter and deny the sh-t out of it? She doesn’t anymore. She doesn’t even try because she knows it’s true, and knows we all know it’s true. She didn’t complain about the NYT Canyons article or the escorting claims or ANYTHING. Remember when Steve Honig quit and she got new management where have they been? I personally don’t think they exist.

You don’t walk on people like that? What about crackie walking all over everybody? Throwing punches, tossing drinks, hitting people while driving, knocking baby carriages off the sidewalk. What about the lies she spreads or thumbing her nose at justice, wearing FU on her nails in court. Is that not walking all over people? Why don’t you stick up for people that have been hurt by this slag?
OT: Words like mature and respectful will go right over crackie’s head. They are just not part of her vocabulary and until they are, people will continue to make fun of this joke of humanity.

She’s not paying off any debts because she’s spending money as fast as it’s trickling in. I wish I could feel sympathy for her but years of her self-entitled attitude and shameless manipulating make that impossible.

It’s just depressing now. I’m just waiting for the article that announces her expiration. I wonder how I’ll feel. Sad? Indifferent? Happy she finally put an end to her misery?. She must be miserable or something.

I wonder about this too. I think I would be sad for what she could have been. In the same way I feel sad for those I read about in the news or come across in life that could have been more, but through progessively bad decisions chose their own hopelessness.

It’s silly and unwarranted, but I still hold out hope that she pulls a Robert Downey Jr. (he was a huge mess back in the day) and turns her life around. I’m not religious, but maybe religion would be helpful for her? I don’t know.