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A Quick thinker?

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An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.

He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and
avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built
and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over,as
he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer
he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the dam naked. Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."

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Hehe, that's very funny, and typically Australian. They dig a big hole, put a waterproof liner in it, fill it with water and call it a *dam*. English people would either call it a pond or a lake, depending on the size

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