oh look, Huvane’s newest client. No wonder Anuston is now her bestie and the attacks on Jolie and the kids have become more frequent. Pig.

whatever

Chelsea is a lil obnoxious but hilarious. I think the only people who really hate her are uptight people who can’t take jokes or fans of celebrities she pokes fun at

lexy hates bilson

I love her but I’m not sure the tweens who watch the VMAs will know who she is or understand her humor.

http://www. V

I’m sorry. This bi*ch tries way too hard to be funny. Good comics who use snarky mocking humor do so without coming across bi*chy, she’s obviously doing something wrong. Or maybe too much of her personality is coming through ;)

Londoner

@V: EXACTLY. There are plenty of comediennes & comedians who use biting humour and do it right. She’s just insulting and patronising…..makes me cringe lol.

CHELSEAROCKS

LOVE THIS BI*CH, CANT WAIT

Boggie

Can’t stand this unfunny witch, push her infront of a moving car already

Jonte

Can’t believe Dave Salmoni is sleeping with her (smh)….she’s lucky.

:)

another one on the left

I luv American men

she looks like my dog in the face yikeszz

Dominic

Look!…an Old Pointless Relic holding an Old Pointless Relic!

Jess

Sarah Silverman should host the VMA’s.

I’m sure she’d welcome Lady Gaga, just like she welcomed Paris at the MTV Movie Awards..

milo

They should just call this the TMA’s (Tween Music Awards). And i thought last year sucked, now this year just blows BIG time. well, at least i know what day to wash my car….

Marge

I really can’t stand her. How funny is it to take pot shots at obvious targets? That’s not smart funny, nor is it really snarky funny. It’s just pathetic. It’s obvious the girl is desperately unhappy and seeking attention at every turn. Playboy? Really? She is not a girls’ girl. Women who support other women don’t trash them like she does. It’s extremely clear that she is massively jealous of other women (unless they are equal to her in their misery).

Mike

VMA’s suck. Wonder what trick they will be apart of to get attention. This old dried up wh ore is not funny.

T Pain

It says “bigger pics inside”..Now jared, who the hellls wants to click to see bigger pics of this unfunny, bitter, pretentious, Anuston a$$ kisser, drunken wino of a comedian’s FACE?? No one!

sasha

I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH THE VMA’S FOR THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE OF THIS OLD HAG AND HER BIG MOUTH LIKE HER A@S. SHE IS UNFUNNY AND STUP@D FOR ATTACKING ANGIE SO I AM AND I HOPE ALL JP FANS BOYCUT THE VMA.
SERIOUSLY THE SHOW CAN’T FIND ANYONE BETTER THAN THIS HAS BEEN OLD TRICK?

yeah right

35? yeah right. she’s not funny. You watch when the show comes on and the types of “jokes” she will be telling. It won’t be the falling on the gound feel good laughing out loud jokes. It will be the evil, sour, bitter nasty, crude type of jokes that she only likes. They will have to use the canned laughter to make it seem like the audience is laughing like they do on her “show”. I hope she’s ready for the vicious critiques that will come her way the morning after.

QQQQ

Sh*tface BITCH!

QQQQ

Sh*tface B1TCH!

whatevah

Ewww hope this old looking hag would fall on her face. Hope she look at the mirror first before making fun of people, it’s not funny it’s crude. Guess she’s hanging with people like Aniston who won’t even apologize for offending a number of people with her R….. comment. Same bird flock together…. bitter, crude, jealous old hags.

eyeh8twilight

This is going to be the best and funniest VMA’s ever. Russell Brand was a great host, but I think Chelsea will be even better. She’ll rip the HELL out of everyone who’s there.

She’s the most hilarious comedian I’ve ever seen in my life. My fave trio of comics is Chelsea Handler, Kathy Griffin and Lisa Lampanelli. If those 3 did a tour together, I’d have a huge hilarious orgasm.

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Not a single person with the power of sight believes this bitter b!tch is 35. She looks WAAAAAAAY older than Demi Moore, and she’s nearly 48.

RuFairy

35?Come on !!!!Who she is kidding??More like 45 to me!!

Karen

I wonder if their art dept pays overtime for all that airbrushing.

oh dear

*What a trashy, evil woman the way she attacks families that her publicist and Aniston direct her to attack…Aniston and Handler share Huvane as a publicist.

Chelsea is brilliant!!!! Noone can compare , there are are alot of bitter uptight people on this web site, !!! she only makes fun of people who are already making asses out of themselves.If you have your crap together she doesnt talk about you, if you act like an idiot then they have it coming. LOVe HER , hope she hosts for 10 years straight..MVAs are gonna rock this year

mae

Chelsea is brilliant!!!! Noone can compare , there are are alot of bitter uptight people on this web site, !!! she only makes fun of people who are already making asses out of themselves.If you have your crap together she doesnt talk about you, if you act like an idiot then they have it coming. LOVe HER , hope she hosts for 10 years straight..MVAs are gonna rock this year

oh shit

She’s funny, hate on her if you want but if you’re offended by anything she says, just shoot yourselves and don’t waste the Plant’s much needed oxygen.

LOVE CHELSEA

I never watch the VMAs but will this year because of Chelsea hosting..can’t wait!