#1 – Dude in White Hat: Oh, like wow, it’s Ann Romney. I love your horse. Who’s this guy in the slick hair next to you?

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#6 – Romney: For Pete’s sake, guys, why do I have to keep using picnic tables, milk crates, and other crap to stand on? I’ve got millions stashed overseas and yet literally no one will build me a stage for my rallies anymore, no matter how much I offer to pay. Why? Why?