One more post about the yawning scandal and I’m DONE, promise. This was too funny to pass up, though – check out this homemade Cornellian video in response to the infamous freakout. I am now going to lock myself in the library for the next 48 hours now. Bye. MORE »

What will the millennial generation look like in 50 years? Will they be Forever Young? Will Justin Bieber’s hair still make him look like a lesbian? Will we even be able to use the word lesbian in 50 years? All these pressing questions answered and more on in this entirely objective and scientifically accurate short. MORE »