Sunday, January 14, 2007

Reasons for going on a diet:1. I'll be able to fly again.2. Doris Budgie might agree to share her last Rolo with me if I lose a couple of pounds.3. I'll be able to make a quick getaway from Tiddles the cat.4. I can run down to the chippy instead of taking a taxi so I will save pounds too!5. I will be even more handsome than I am now!

Reasons for NOT going on a diet:1. No chips, chocolate, crisps or pizza!2. If I go on a diet I could end up on the telly with Gillian McTweet and she will start ferreting about in my pigeon droppings - yuk!3. No fig rolls, custard creams or chocolate Hobnobs!4. Instead of running away from Tiddles I can just squash him like a furry bug.5. I might not be the biggest pigeon in the world any more!