I paid $4.99 for a piece of crap..anybody?? thoughts???
I'll be happy to point out every dumb shit story line in this movie.

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I gave my thoughts about it in the Movie Thread. I think it looked amazing...gorgeous scenery and well done effects. Great cinematography too. The rest of it, however, was a giant, ill thought out, shockingly stupid piece of shit. That might sound like hyperbole, but it isn't. I found it insulting to the audience. This was marketed as something "more" than just another Alien movie...something deeper and more thought provoking. Bullshit.

You might find this amusing. It was a little supplement to the full review over at Red Letter Media. It's short, but it barrels through everything that was retarded about this movie.

The first time I watched it was at a Imax theater. That may have swayed my opinion of it.

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If I was high and saw it at an Imax, I would have had a great time. It's a beautiful movie. I can't take that away from Scott. It's when you start thinking about the plot, story, characters and science is when everything falls apart.

Any what the fuck was the reason for Charlize Theron agreeing to fuck that horny black guy? Is Ridley a cuckold or something? It was out of the blue and had zero relevance to the story. Baffling.

If I was high and saw it at an Imax, I would have had a great time. It's a beautiful movie. I can't take that away from Scott. It's when you start thinking about the plot, story, characters and science is when everything falls apart.

Any what the fuck was the reason for Charlize Theron agreeing to fuck that horny black guy? Is Ridley a cuckold or something? It was out of the blue and had zero relevance to the story. Baffling.

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What was up with the dude drinking the shit and dying in the beginning?

That's exactly how I saw it and I walked away just thinking "wow". Later, as I started to sift through my memories, I was like "wait, what the fuck?". My opinion has steadily declined since. Not expecting to see it again.

Waaayyyyy too many. I saw it in the theater in 3D. I don't usually like 3D, but have to say, it was a visual masterpiece and they used the 3D artfully, carefully. Absolutely lush and gorgeous to watch. Didn't change the fact that I walked out saying to my friend, "That thing made not a stitch of damn sense."