QQpsie needs a new Siggy

I want a siggy similar to the one I have now,
due to the retirement of Daniela who made this siggy I cannot ask her to make a new one :s

what do I want in it:

name: Lil.Mean.QQ
Guild: Trouble
the pic itself: something similar that is not anime but is ' real life ' , with bacon, and something moving (like in this case the head, i love it)
siggy total: make it look real please, moving/shaking and semi-flashing things are more than welcome
quote: add something like the one I currently have, but you can also surprise me