Funny movie quotes from Micro-Phonies

Funny movie quotes from Micro-Phonies, starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film, “Micro-Phonies” where Curly (as Senorita Cucaracha) lip-syncs to a record, assisted by Moe and Larry, to collect a large payment at a party – until the record is broken!

Moe (Moe Howard): [sees a microphone] Oh, a micro-phoney! [Moe goes to the microphone]Curly (Curly Howard): And a phoney at the mike!

Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet, numbskulls, I’m broadcasting!

Moe (Moe Howard): Use Gritto, radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you’ve been working’¦ if your hands -don’t- have that dishpan look, hmm?
[chuckles]Moe (Moe Howard): Put a box of Gritto in a glass of water, then listen to it fizz’¦
[Larry and Curly honk a large horn. Moe is irked]Moe (Moe Howard): Dopes. Remember, Gritto spelled sideways, is ‘ot-tri-gruh-guh-guhhh’.