So you saw most of this play out, right? On the carpet, we saw the dresses. Sofia Vergara’s teal – a colour which I already think is kind of alarmingly muted – is tamped down to almost depressing. But it fits her like no other actress’s dress ever does. And other than the mincing down the stairs (time for E! to look into a dumbwaiter, maybe?), she looked comfortable. Full Story

I can’t believe it either. Sorry.And while I’d much rather she be boring, on a night where she was simply a presenter and no longer a nominee, I’ve never known Mila Kunis to bring such little excitement. Mila Kunis, ordinarily, is exciting even in sweats. But we’ve seen this one strap before. And the waistline is almost frumpy and the material is totally unremarkable and her makeup seems half assed and what happened to bringing out those crazy, amazing eyes? How often have you seen Mila Kunis look so dull? Maybe she needs some Jake Gyllenhaal in her life. Full Story

Yeah, so the dress didn’t look good, fundamentally. It looked intricate, and it’s a great colour on many, but the cut-outs didn’t sit flush against her skin, exactly, which is a problem – and I didn’t love the endless tiers in the skirt either. But this is not her greatest sin. You want to know what is? She chose that dress – and sure, I can see how she thought it would have a lot of impact. Full Story

There is a lot happening here. Ordinarily I’d think too much. (SO weird, I’m streaming an episode of Veronica Mars while writing this article and Alyson Hannigan just said the name Evan Rachel Wood. For real.)Anyway, between the sequins and all those feathers, it’s a lot to pull off. Especially, um, you know, for someone who was sitting on the second level. Full Story

Easy. Retract your claws. Read a few lines and then see if maybe you want to punch me. So there they were, Wiig and Rudolph (and McCarthy, yes, but put a pin in that for one second). Bridesmaids is, if not the biggest movie of the year, certainly the biggest movie story. Right? There’s no question. Full Story

If you were following along with us during our liveblog, you would have read how mad I was at Julianne Moore. Like, MAD. And I NEVER get mad at Julianne Moore. I love her SO MUCH. And I loved her black dress. Now that’s how you change up the skirt on a black dress right? So good. Always so good. It’s just. Full Story

Emma Stone attended the Golden Globes because The Help was nominated for Best Picture. So...she wasn’t up for an individual award (like last year) but, being a pretty important name now, she was allowed to attend and to sit at a front table and enjoy the evening with the team (unlike Anna Kendrick who, as Sarah mentioned during the liveblog, isn’t enough of a heavyweight, and in her supporting role, to have been granted a seat with the 50/50 people). Full Story

She knew it wasn’t her night to win. She wasn’t working overtime to make it happen, she left the working off the carpet and the precious airtime to those who needed it. I hear that and I respect it. I bet she had more fun, too, being able to relax with her table and actually take in the awards. Full Story

I would have wanted to sit at that table. Next to Latifah and Mary J. Especially during Madonna’s nauseating acceptance speech. Because did you see Latifah’s face? She was ...patronising. And she was holding back some serious sh-t. The video is below. And I’ve also screen-capped their expressions. Amazing, right? Right after that they cut to Elton John who was overheard, much earlier, at the beginning of the broadcast, saying NO F-CKING WAY when someone asked if Madonna had a chance of winning. Full Story

If there are photos in the morning, I will post them but right now as of this writing, I can’t find any of Kate Winslet posing with her boyfriend, Ned, ahem, Rocknroll. I guess that’s what this is now. He gets to come along. Here’s what I’ve been wondering all night:Kate and Leonardo DiCaprio are tight. Full Story