‘FIFA’ and Sweaty Goals are the Rot at the Roots of English Football – Vice

“Picture the scene: it’s raining heavily, and you’re watching two under-tens teams playing on your Sunday off. It’s nil-nil and you’re getting colder. Then, the team you’re there for sparks into life thanks to the speedy forward. He’s beaten the last defender, but the keeper is quick off his line and he’s on him.”