Will you have whiskey with your waterOr sugar with your tea?What are these crazy questionsThat they're asking of me?This is the wildest party there ever could beOh, don't turn on the light 'cause I don't want to seeMama told me not to comeMama told me not to comeMama said, "That ain't no way to have fun"Open up the window, let some air into this roomI think I'm almost choking on the smell of stale perfumeAnd that cigarette you're smoking 'bout to scare me half to deathOpen up the window, let me catch my breathThe radio is blasting, someone beatin' on the doorOur hostess is not lastin', she's out on the floorI seen so many things here I ain't never seen beforeI don't know what it is but I don't wanna see no moreMama told me not to comeMama told me not to comeMama said, "That ain't no way to have fun"[Incomprehensible]