The first day back from a holiday is always a little rough, but we bet you didn’t expect to be talking about Tara Reid. Yes, it’s 2015 and the girl from American Pie is naked on your Newsfeed. Read more…

Kim Kardashian continues to give us a good look at her lady lumps, Dave Chappelle speaks to Donald Sterling‘s loss of the Clippers, Jaden and Willow Smith make us seriously question their upbringing, and more in Last Lap.

Ah, Nashville. We watch you for the great music and Connie Britton‘s luminescent skin, but we continue to tune in to see how you’ll one-up yourself in terms of ridiculous plot lines. Seriously, what can you possibly add to a nighttime soap opera that’s already featured a country star in a coma, a fake miscarriage made more convincing with pig’s blood, and a murder-suicide carried out in order to prevent a sex tape from leaking? The only two possible answers here are a) a pregnancy of dubious paternity or b) the arrival of a heretofore unacknowledged evil twin.

Lucky for us, Hayden Panettiere is pregnant in real life, and her character, Juliette Barnes, had some drunk sex with evil Jeff Fordham (Oliver Hudson), the nasty record label exec who is most definitely not her boyfriend — how could she cheat on Avery (Jonathan Jackson)??? He became so likable! — so we’re definitely getting a pregnancy this season; it’s been confirmed that her pregnancy will be written into the series. We are thrilled for Hayden in real life, but also, way to give us the next amazing plot twist on the show, girlfriend!

Is it just us, or did we just wrap up the Summer of Superstar Pregnancies? It seemed like every A-lister under the sun was expecting. Despite the fact that being pregnant during the hottest months of the year is not the cutest time (you’re sweaty, sticky, exhausted…), these celeb mommies-to-be made it all look so easy! Read more…

This week on Nashville we see some diva fights, deception and some 19-year-old flip outs! Can Deacon face spending time with his real daughter? Does Rayna know the truth about her Father? Will Juliette finally lose that hat?! Get your boots on because these are the top ten moments from NASHVILLE you’ll line dance naked for!

On the last episode of Nashville, we saw some fights, boobs and some good old fashioned make outs! Will Deacon be able to face The Bluebird open mic? Did Rayna get a new boy toy? Will Juliette end up with a GIRL?! Get your daisy dukes on because these are the top ten moments from NASHVILLE you’ll go muddin’ for!

This week on Nashville, we see money, greed and betrayal. Scarlett and her EX hook up, Deacon has a steady GF and we see some HORSES! We see a horse stable performance and what rich people do on Saturdays! So get your rocking chair out on your wraparound porch because these are the Top 10 moments from Nashville you’ll catch a jar of lightning bugs for.

This week on Nashville a lot of action—in all senses of the word—took place. Rayna got back on stage again; Scarlett’s EX hooked up with her so-called best friend and Juliette tried to get a band leader to go on tour. We learned that red carpet interviews can make or break you and maybe blood isn’t thicker than water. So break out your ‘gator boots and sit back because these are the top ten moments from Nashville you’d chase a ‘rattler for.

(EDITOR’S NOTE: You can see Abby’s sketch group perform this Monday Oct. 28th @ 7pm at The People’s Improv Theater here in New York City. See you next week!)