An enemy in a horribly popular game called minecraft. These enemies, or mobs, as a lot of people call them, make no noise, they are silent as the breeze, and will wait around a corner to ambush you. Upon getting within one meter of you, they commit suicide, and violently explode, killing, or maiming the player, and destroying the blocks around, leaving a crater/ hole in the wall for the player to fix upon respawn. Many would say that they look like four-legged, 2-meter-tall, green penis, with the most haunting frown on their faces. The best description of a creeper can be found on google images.

Gabriel says,"Hi,"will you be my friend?" I say," who are you?" Gabriel says,"your new friend". I say, "first I have to get to know you". Gabriel says" but first I have to force you". Then I say,"leave me alone you creeper."

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties & Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Martial Arts, so THEY CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You How Worthless their Husbands Are, While Their Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Women who Shave their Eyebrows & Have them Tattooed on.
13. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars & Cheat on Their Wives.
14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that They Can Comb Your Hair.
17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.

I wish that CREEPER Would Stop Hanging Her Tits in my Husband's Face at our Daughter's Birthday Party.

An enemy in the PC game Minecraft. Creepers are quiet and do not make any noises until they are very close to you. When they are next to you they will make a "Ssssss" sound, much like a fuse on a bomb, and then explode anything in your area, including you. If you kill them, they sometimes drop sulphur.

Damnit, that creeper blew up part of my house last night. Now I have to fill up the hole in my bedroom.