Saturday, January 9

A girl walks into a girl at a coffee place

I don't know if anyone else has found the Second Cup in Home Depot to be annoying to navigate. On a scale from 1 to mind numbingly dumb, the person who designed it gets a 4000. Why does my scale not make any sense? Because the fucker who decided to essentially have you order coffee in a closet space and put ALL the cup lids/cream/sugar 9 feet away is totally responsible for some girl bumping into me as I picked up my two drinks and made sure I spilled incredibly hot coffee it all over my hand.

I mean how smart do you have to be to make sure you have a lids on hand before you give someone a coffee to walk around with? No no... let's put them... over there.

You'd clearly assume I was upset at the time but in reality it was fine. It was just an accident. Things that may have contributed to my upbeat attitude:

the girl stopped and asked if I was ok and it also wasn't as if she had thrown her coffee on me

the barista guy gave me a cup of ice for my hand

last night we watched an hour long show about a girl who had sulfuric acid thrown in her face by some psycho

having a baby, a catheter, stitches and an epidural needle all at the same time is still fairly fresh in my mind

lastly i don't even want to go into it but if you've ever ran too much and had your shirt chafe your nipple into oblivion... let's say i might as well be wearing a sandpaper fitted tee right now

So you see why I'm really not upset about burning myself on hot coffee. In fact, I almost enjoyed it! On the other hand losing at Wii tennis makes me curse like nobody's business. I am a complex snowflake. It's charming I promise.

About Me

30 Before 30 List

1. book a trip to Vegas
2. participate in the Relay for Life event, for my grandfather
3. update a room in my house to completion
4. make some DIY art
5. add a spicy food to my life
6. throw out old clothes
7. finally celebrate a St. Patty's Day
8. connect with a childhood friend
9. figure out how to juice my food
10. decorate the house for a holiday that isn't xmas/bday
11. master a 5 course meal
12. host a dinner party for said meal
13. have a running routine
14. decide on the tattoo I want
15. 10 good deeds
16. assemble one of the kids toys by myself
17. donate blood
18. make a trip to pizza depot
19. make a school mom friend
20. make a crafty school treat
21. take my mom out for dinner
22. own a real pair of boots
23. get a grown up wallet
24. be blonde again
25. visit outdoor hot baths
26. put together a video of the kids
27. send Andrea a gift
28. shop at Costco
29. bake my kids birthday cakes
30. move into a bigger house