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ecard verse:

[LYRICS] Every year the wife and I lay out the welcome mat, for all the in-laws far and wide and our third cousin, Jack. We trim the tree and hang the wreath and every time forget that what comes through our door each year is the strangest Christmas yet. Cousin Billy likes his guns, and naturally he came armed, he's on the lookout for invaders from the planet Zarn, Then came time for photographs, the camera's set to strobe, and I said to Uncle Bob, "You wanna close your robe?" It's the strangest Christmas yet, we love it, strangest Christmas yet, can't wait till next year, it'll take some time to forget the strangest Christmas yet, hey put down that spatula! Take some time to forget the strangest Christmas yet.[CARD VERSE] Wishing you the (Strangest is crossed out) Merriest Christmas Ever!

[LYRICS] Every year the wife and I lay out the welcome mat, for all the in-laws far and wide and our third cousin, Jack. We trim the tree and hang the wreath and every time forget that what comes through our door eac...