‘Thanks for the mammaries!’ How should Lusty Lady say goodbye?

The Lusty Lady, downtown Seattle’s decades-old peep show, is closing after 27 years. And with it will go one of the city’s most reliable giggle inducers — the legendary Lusty Lady marquee.

For years managers have selected sexy witticisms to put up in lights on First Avenue and Union Street from a pool of public submissions and the products of their own dirty minds (the marquee above has kept track of them since last March; see many more here).

The fun’s not over yet.

News site Publicola has launched a contest: Come up with the best final marquee for the Lusty Lady and you win tickets to an April 16 show at Neumos.

Among the submissions: “You can’t come here anymore,” “Thanks for the mammaries,” and “It’s been swell.”

However the Lusty Lady chooses to say goodbye its final week this June, chances are we’ll laugh before we cry.