Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I Czech this thread and this is what I see?

Are you guys Ghana stop this soon?

Epic quote produced. Consider this sigged.

I think involvement in this conversation serves as an NationStates Korea-r best.

Get it? Career? Korea-r?

No? Ok.

Республіка Рюрідова - Королівство Вілкія"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

Республіка Рюрідова - Королівство Вілкія"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

Ruridova wrote:Whenever I read one of these, Iraq myself with laughter.

Iran away once you said that.

Con already used Iran. Take him away.

*black van pulls up, men jump out, hurl Aeken in, and drive off*

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98% of all Internet users would cry if Facebook broke down. If you are part of that 2% who simply would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your signature.Generation 34 (The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.)

Polgrusan wrote:He murders the children because if he didn't, they would starve to death, a horrible death. The children might have been saved from hell and the curse of their parents. The Old Testament verses of violence don't prove God is evil, but that he is merciful.

Hlad:And after that?Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

High above the region, a jolly old man at the reins of a magical sleigh navigates the clear, crisp moonlit sky above the cloud layer. High-tech equipment lights up his dash, and a screen flickers to life showing the image of an elf.

"Santa-sir," he begins. "Our GPS tracker shows you are entering Universal Socialism's air-space. Their lack of belief in a Santa Clause may make them hostile to your presense. We suggest you activate your RADAR scrambler and keep above 10,000 feet."

The Christmas Legend makes his signature chuckle and rubs his beard. "OK. Good thing there aren't a lot of stops on the flight plan through this nation. Lots of naughty boys and girls down there..."

A flashing light and klaxon pull Santa's attention to a dark shadow upon the horizon. A panicked voice barks from Santa's console. "Santa! 2 bogies in-bound at 5-o'clock high! They're trying to get a lock-on! Evasive action!! Evasive Action!!"

The jolly old elf chuckles and calmly reaches into his magic bag. "Well, well, well. It's not a lump of coal, but I've got a stocking-stuffer right here for them." Santa produces a shoulder-mounted SAM and stands up to face the on-coming figher jets. He raises his right hand and extends only his middle finger. "YO-LO, muther fu-" is all his voice can carry as a rocket screams from his launcher and cracks into one of the jets.

GOram wrote:Lads, breaking news: The F-22 has scored it's first air to air combat kill. A pair of F-22's of the 192nd Fighter Wing was scrambled to intercept a target, moving at roughly Mach 1.9, closing in on friendly airspace over Okinawa at about 2345L.

Upon interception the lead aircraft, piloted by Major Gabriel R. Inch, carried out a visual inspection of the unknown aircraft. His combat report, just released by the DoD, suggests that the target had eight engines and was predominantly red in colour. The unknown aircraft failed to answer radio calls, showed no sign of compliance and made no effort to divert course away from Kadena AFB. Major G.R.Inch was seemingly given no choice but to back off to a range of roughly five miles and engage with a AIM-9X. Lock apparently was hard to attain. Despite having eight powerplants, the target gave of virtually no IR or radar signature, but did seem to be emitting a sparkling contrail. Eventually, however, Inch gained lock on a minute radar signature and engaged the target with an AMRAAM, resulting in a confirmed kill.

There's no word as to what exactly was shot down, but it seems safe to assume that it originated either from the DPRK or China. The fact that the F-22's had difficulty gaining lock suggests that the Koreans/Chinese might have managed to reach US levels of stealth technology. Bit of a disaster if you ask me. So much for peace and goodwill to all men.

Республіка Рюрідова - Королівство Вілкія"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40