Toilet Seat Scale Tells You How Much Weight Is Lost After You Take A Dump

For those of you eating your breakfast when you read this, I apologize. How many times have you gotten done in the bathroom and feel like you’re ten pounds lighter? You know that feeling I’m talking about, when you’re convinced that you can now fit into jeans that are a size smaller than the ones you’re wearing. Well have you ever been curious how much of a load you just let off into the toilet? Well what you need my friend is a Toilet Seat Scale.

This concept toilet seat (I never thought I’d ever see a concept for a toilet seat) has a built-in scale. It is supposed to be designed for those keeping close tabs on their weight. However, we all know what this thing would get used for if it got put into production. There would be running tallies between friends to see who took the biggest crap. I’m just wondering when they’re going to get around to actually making this thing.

If this thing registers a huge change in weight…does it mean that you are full of &*(%?

Robert

If this thing registers a huge change in weight…does it mean that you are full of &*(%?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=748424272 Dennis Box

@ Robert. Nice one!

Phlow

my roommate bought a scale when we moved in, and the rest of us use it before and after then call out our numbers >:)

Phlow

my roommate bought a scale when we moved in, and the rest of us use it before and after then call out our numbers >:)

diggonator

That is awesome! I usually judge how big it was by whether or not I cause a toilet clog, but this is way more accurate.

themidnightwill

Was this ever produced? I desperately want to buy one.

Cody James

I was just wondering if anyone ever invented this… I was going to get in the Toilet Scale game, but now my dream has been crushed. I could have sworn this was something that only I was crazy enough to imagine…

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