Most days when my wife doesn't come home on her lunch break, it's up to me to let her big yellow dog out to do his business before I head off to work second shift. I pop open the door to his crate and we traverse through the house to the back door...

ISIS. The Zika virus. The possibility of Donald Trump moving into the White House. The world has plenty of scary stuff on its plate, but this mini Planet of the Apes-type development may be the most frightening of all.

Remember when Beyoncé performed at the Super Bowl halftime show and it was AMAZING...and yet all people could talk about was that it was "too racial" and that people should boycott her? Yeah, SNL called all those people out and it was glorious.