More Like ShreddING Chicken Burrito

In terms of wrapped meals, the Shredded Chicken Burrito is almost perfect. Almost. However, the one thing that might make this guy a little better is a different tense. Slap an “ing” on it and let’s make it in the present tense. Let’s live in the present people and not dwell on the past. Who’s with me? Listen, every time we take a bite of the Shredded Chicken Burrito, we can’t help but think about what this burrito would be like if it was shreddING instead of shredded. Can you imagine? Every time you took a bite, the chicken just ripped a guitar solo all the way down into your stomach? Or like, it caught a massive wave of Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ down your throat, and surfed a gnarly beverage barrel all the way to your tummy? And like, all the other food is just sitting on your stomach shore being like “Whoa, that new chicken totally shreds!” and the Shredded Chicken Burrito rips off its sunglasses and goes “Exactly,” then takes the next wave straight into your bloodstream. Or if the Shredded Chicken Burrito was shredding down a mountain with fresh pow pow doing 360’s off the jumps. The shredding chicken burrito would be no stranger to extreme sports. But with a name like that, we wouldn’t expect anything else.But, we like the Shredded Chicken Burrito just the way it is. It doesn’t need to change for us. We accept it for being its true self even if it has given up all its crazy athleticism and only knows how to shred in the past tense and not the active tense.

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