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What are You Kidding Me Story: Great Balls of Fire

by Tony Russell,posted Oct 10 2013 8:45AM

Out of Florida … Great Balls of Fire

On Monday, Ronald Howard and his girlfriend Shalamar Petrarca were at home enjoying a nice evening in the double-wide when Shalamar had seen enough. She was tired of watching Ronnie sit around with his hands down his drawers all day. So she said, “Ronnie get yo hands out of your pants.” To which Ronnie said, “but honey baby I gotta an itch.”

She then said and this is a quote, “stop it because it is ruse and disgusting and we are about to eat dinner.” And then Ronnie told her to quit “judging” him for his junk…he had an itch at she needed to leave him alone. Well, and we can only guess, but that is when the fist fight broke out. In the end, Ronnie and his itchy flaming parts were both arrested for misdemeanor battery.