Halloween 2018 Sex Toy Sales & Deals

IN THIS TOWN WE CALL HOME EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN SONG! That has been running through my head on an endless loop for days… but don’t worry, starting tomorrow it will be replaced by Jingle Bell Rock… and I will be full of Christmas Cheer for the next two months… because I am that person.

Hooray! Today is Halloween! Do you have any big plans for tonight? Are you going trick or treating? What are you wearing (I mean like your costume… not like… in a creepy heavy breathing sort of way…)? Are you dressing as a sexy saltine cracker? A sexy tin of mysterious back of the fridge leftovers? Sexy unpaid library fines? Sexy costumes have really gotten out of hand these days… Whatever your plans are, I’ve got something else for you to squeeze in during your busy Halloween day… sex toy shopping! Don’t look at me like that… I’m trying to do you a favor here. There are some really spectacular deals going on today AND TODAY ONLY and I don’t want you to miss them. This is probably your last chance at sweet deals until next month when Black Friday and Cyber Monday roll around.