But you don't get attracted to penis or vaginas, you like women (or men, but i'll stick with women)

What you like is her face, her body, her height, her breasts, her ass... you don't get to see the genitals until you have made your decision and went for it. So yeah, everything is a fetish in a broad sense of the term

Well, J.P. Morgan was a person: he died a little over 100 years ago. The "Chase" comes from U.S. Secretary of the Treasury at the time the bank was opened, Salmon P. Chase (Before J.P. Morgan bought it)

When I say there is no J.P. Morgan, I am referring to the fact that no company currently bears that name. And that doesn't change the fact that there is no way in hell the person who wrote that response was the CEO of anything. Based on the grammar, they likely didn't even graduate high school.