Honorary Knighthood from the King Richard’s Medieval Faire in Carver, Massachusetts.

I was bestowed this honor for hitting the bell at the Strongman booth. However, I had to type my own name on the certificate after the fact. Apparently, laser printing was not around during the Renaissance.

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Tootsie Pop’s “Clean Stick Award” for finishing one of their lollipops without biting it (an homage to the classic Mr. Owl commercial):

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