Moonbats mourn another Red thug

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Venezuela''s Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced today that President Hugo Chavez has died. Chavez, 58, was first diagnosed with cancer in June 2011. (AP Photo/Leslie Mazoch, File)

Venezuela''s President Hugo Chavez wears a Mexican sombrero as he sings a Mexican ranchera song at a rally in Caracas, Venezuela. Venezuela''s Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 that Chavez has died. Chavez, 58, was first diagnosed with cancer in June 2011. (AP Photo/Fernando Llano, File)

In this undated photo released by Miraflores Press Office, Hugo Chavez poses as he serves time in the Yare II prison near Caracas, Venezuela. Venezuela''s Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 that Chavez has died. Chavez, 58, was first diagnosed with cancer in June 2011. (AP Photo/Miraflores Press Office)

In this Feb. 4, 1997 file photo, Hugo Chavez, a retired army lieutenant colonel who led a coup attempt in 1992, waves to people gathered in Caracas Square to celebrate the fifth anniversary of the failed coup in Caracas, Venezuela. The coup attempt sent shock waves through Latin America, since oil-rich Venezuela is one of the region''s oldest democracies and for years was considered a model for Third World economic development. (AP Photo/Jose Caruci, File)

In this Aug. 13, 2006 file photo released by Cuba''s Communist daily newspaper Granma, Cuba''s leader Fidel Castro, right, and Venezuela''s President Hugo Chavez hold hands as Castro recuperates from surgery in Havana, Cuba. Venezuela''s Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 that Chavez has died at age 58 after a nearly two-year bout with cancer.

Supporters of Venezuela''s President Hugo Chavez holds up images depicting him outside the Venezuelan embassy in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Tuesday, March 5, 2013. Venezuela''s Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced that Chavez died on Tuesday at age 58 after a nearly two-year bout with cancer.

In this Jan. 23, 2005 photo, Venezuela''s President Hugo Chavez holds up a U.S. dollar bill and challenges U.S. President George W. Bush to bet which of them will remain in power longer at a rally in Caracas, Venezuela. Venezuela''s Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced that Chavez died on Tuesday, March 5, 2013, at age 58 after a nearly two-year bout with cancer.

In this Thursday, Feb. 16, 2012 file photo Venezuela''s President Hugo Chavez, left, talks to US actor Sean Penn at the presidential palace in Caracas, Venezuela. Venezuela''s Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 that Chavez has died. Chavez, 58, was first diagnosed with cancer in June 2011.

Poor Joe Kennedy, mourning the loss of his grand amigo, “El Comandante,” the tinpot Latin American thug who put the “profit” back in “non-profit” for the Kennedy kleptocracy.

How can Hugo be dead, Joe? He went to Cuba for medical treatment. They took him straight to the hospital from the airport in a DeSoto ambulance.

Let’s go right to the Joe K press release:

“President Chavez cared deeply about the poor … while some of the wealthiest people on our planet have more money than they can ever reasonably expect to spend.”

Damn right, comrade! Es verdad. For the ?record, according to 2011 tax filings, Comrade Joe made $901,236 from Citizens Energy and related corporations. His lovely bride, Beth, grabbed another $346,764.

Total: $1,248,000.

Now the jockeying begins. Who will lead the Massachusetts delegation to the funeral in Caracas? Who will get top billing, the congressional delegation or the Kennedys, or do I repeat myself?

For some reason the sleazy Democrat pols around here have always had the hots for these Latin American Reds. Like his late boss Joe Moakley, Jim McGovern’s always had a crush on Fidel Castro. Maybe he’s jealous of all the hair. Joe K was always Chavez’s kept Kennedy, although Bill Delahunt gushed over him like a teenage girl infatuated with a mutant, pineapple-faced Justin Bieber.

The local solons are all going to have to find some new rear ends to kiss.

It was a sad day for the moonbat community.?The People’s Republics of Cambridge and Amherst rushed to lower their flags to half staff first. A spontaneous candlelight vigil erupted in Muddy River. Funeral dirges played endlessly on the NPR stations, like Radio Moscow when Uncle Joe passed. Someone dimmed the lights at the Globe, causing an immediate panic in the newsroom, where the fops ?assumed the newspaper was finally being shut down.

Yes, the media fell all over itself ?lionizing the Mussolini ??of South America. The AP hagiography was slightly longer than “War and Peace.” Talk about gushing:

Howie Carr has written two New York Times bestsellers, is a member of the National Radio Hall of Fame and has won a National Magazine Award. He hosts a syndicated daily four-hour radio show, two hours of which are simulcast on Newsmax TV. His website is howiecarrshow.com.