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Here to keep you wondering

Imponderables:
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times,does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
7. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread?
9. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist?
11. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
12. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
13. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
14. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
15. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
16. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
17. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
19. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?