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On Monday, famed Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren and
resident in house prankster, pulled yet another prank by wearing a dress and
earrings to work. Adding yet another notch to the already impressive list.

Bill O’Reilly was in tears over Greta’s prank that he almost
wasn’t able to go on air. “I swear, that guy can do anything. He literally can
walk into a room and I’ll laugh”

Greta, or G-Money, as he is known among the studio released a
press brief saying ‘I really have no idea why anyone thinks I am funny. I mean,
I’m actually quite concerned. Every time I go into the women’s bathroom or
mention my distaste for giving birth, everyone erupts into laughter. I mean,
I’m a woman. Do they think that I’m a man?’

Our reporters met up with Sean Hannity who had this to add
about Greta. “Oh my god, dude, G-Money is off da chain bro. I mean that cat is
out of his mind, I tell ya. The other day I’m getting ready for my show and
shit, right, and I turn the corner and boom G-Money is looking in the mirror,
putting on lipstick or lip paint, whatever you call it. I mean G-Money! Wearing
lady paint! Freaking pyscho man!”

Mr. Hannity then went into great detail about the dress
incident, stopping every five seconds to get a hold of himself between side
bending chuckles.

Upon hearing of the latest of Mr. Susteren’s ‘pranks’ have
placed a sexual harrassement charge against the news anchor for repeated
attempts to ‘peep’ at women in the female restroom. Mr. Susteren was not
available for futher comment as he was being led away in handcuffs by local authorities.