Lady Gaga: ‘Living in Hollywood is Like Doing Kegels’

Lady Gaga appears in the Fashion Issue of Harper’s Bazaar where along with decrying plastic surgery as “promoting insecurity” – Because eating disorders are so much better. – she also described moving to LA which is apparently like the tightening and un-tightening of a woman’s vagina:

“I had all these number-one records, and I had sold all these albums, and it was sort of this turning point: Am I going to try and embrace Hollywood and assimilate to that culture?” Suffice to say, it didn’t work out. “I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately.”

On top of that, she also posed for a photo with five teats because she hates erections and never wants me to have one again. Or eat dairy products without watching it come straight from the cow first. *spits out milk* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? ANSWER ME?!