I always hate to be the bearer of horrible news, but E!’s Total Divas doesn’t return until March. That’s two more whole months that we have to wait to see what amazing and totally real adventures the Bella Twins and those other women take us on next, so it looks like we’ll just have to settle for watching stupid, old, regular WWE programming in the meantime. But the good news is that E! has at least started airing the new teaser promo for the second season of Total Divas, and I, for one, could not be happier about what’s in store for us.

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OMG YOU GUYS IS JOHN CENA GOING TO PROPOSE TO NIKKI AND HER BREASTS?!??!! But he said he wouldn’t ever get married again! I don’t know what to think now, QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART, Total Divas! Oh, and all of those other girls do some stuff, too. But as you can see, there’s also a new addition in Summer Rae, and she and (poor, poor) Nattie are NOT getting along, LOL.

Here’s Summer Rae officially putting the rest of the cast on notice.

More drama? I didn’t think it was even possible, but I am still excited. Anything less than an awesome second season would be – get ready for it – divastating. Get it? That’s stellar word play, folks.

See….the thing is….I don’t follow wrestling or the show, so reading a random recap would just be confusing. Plus I would rather invest the time trying to watch the show if I thought it might suit my tastes, rather than reading about it.

TFBuckFutter: Sorry for the shitty responses. Not sure why they chose to be that way. I’ll try to be a civil, non-Internet human.

If you can stomach reality shows, you might like Total Divas. But to answer your questions:
Is it “a look into the lives of people who happen to be wrestlers?” Well, sort of. But when their job and the reality show are both scripted, I don’t know how much of an inside look you’re actually getting. You get performers called by their real names, if that counts; and you get to see interactions between those who are dating.
“Is it for current fans?” You could probably not know anything about wrestling and still find a way to enjoy the show. But I can’t imagine a non-wrestling fan bothering to do that.