So I was at work today, minding my own business, when I heard glass smash on the other side of the store.Yes, some idiot dropped a bottle of god knows what, and guess who got to clear it up.

I have a theory that the amount of grip your hand has is directly proportional to your general intelligence level. Therefore, idiots will have no grip on their hands, and will be unable to perform simple tasks, such as not dropping fucking glass bottles on the god damned floor.

I keep urging my manager to implement some kind of 'you break it, we kill you' policy, but I'm not hearing a lot of favour for it just yet.I'll let you know.