Summary

It was a blank, black notebook left on the ground, with no owner. Opal was much too gleeful when she discovered what it did. Artemis and Holly won't let her get away without at least trying to solve her puzzles, but their own uneasy past will complicate matters. And Myles and Beckett are fighting their own war.

Summary

In which Angeline decides to celebrate Artemis' twenty-first birthday the traditional Fowl way - complete with folk music, merrymaking and Irish step-dancing - and Artemis feels like weeping. Hilarity Ensues. Epilogue to The Last Guardian.

Summary

"Today marks the passage of perhaps the greatest and most influential mind of this century, and I'm sure many more to come."

"Alright," Mulch started, holding up his fourth bottle of 25-year-old French wine, "First of all, good job on how not-conceited you've become since you were twelve. I can tell you worked hard on that."

Artemis Fowl II has lived a long and prosperous life, and his last words are very important to him.