I am horny, I am beyond horny, I need to get laid so bad it isn’t even funny. A guy online friend and I were sort of flirting back and forth and he offered to type a few choice phrases to torture me heh. I didn’t take him up on the offer… yet anyways.

I rarely discuss if ever, my sex or lack thereof lately, but dear gods I need to get laid! Sure people suggest masturbation which is all fine and well, but right now I need that big naked body to body screaming production that defines great sex.