Deep fried doughnut bacon cheeseburgers are a thing now, and you can get them from the Calgary Stampede

We would like a delivery of these to our desk now please (Picture: Calgary Stampede)

Guys, we know you’re supposed to be on a beach body diet and everything, but can you please just look at these deep fried doughnut bacon cheeseburgers.

The oozy yellow cheese, the greasy salty bacon and the soft glazed doughnut bun, it just makes us so happy. Happier than the day Tesco started stocking Lucky Charms.

These bad boys are one of the new delicacies being served at Calgary Stampede, a festival over in Canada this July, which also boasts scorpion pizza, deep fried cookie dough and crocodile burgers on the menu.

Why does all the good food have to be 8,000 miles away?

Who wants a two foot sausage for lunch? (Picture: Calgary Stampede)

The ten day event in Calgary (which is sort of west Canada) attracts more than a million visitors every year for its rodeo, parade, concerts, and – of course – food.

Other exciting foods that we feel need a special mention include the 2ft sausage, the deep fried cheesies (essentially deep fried Wotsits…), a macaroni cheese topped with crab and tequila fries.