Where to begin. The beginning? I don't remember much and nothing before that. However, that's the way I prefer it. If figure if I'm going to have a past, it might as well be fill-in-the-blank.

What I’m doing with my life

Trying to live through one day to get to the next.

I’m really good at

I'm sure I have a talent of some kind. I have some ideas, but I'll be damned if I can get an objective opinion on the matter.

The first things people usually notice about me

Most assuredly, my goatee.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books: The War of the Worlds

Movies: Day of the Dead (1985), Manhunter, Critters, Night of the Creeps, The Dark Knight (although I adore the whole trilogy), Serenity, War of the Worlds (Spielberg's, not the other three films), Martin, Halloween (and all subsequent films, some less than others)

Shows: War of the Worlds (Season 1), Da Vinci's Inquest/Da Vinci's City Hall, Firefly, King of the Hill, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica/Caprica, Sanford and Son, The Daily Show/The Colbert Report, Kids in the Hall, The Walking Dead, Batman: The Animated Series, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!; there are others, but they have some real rough patches in some of their respective seasons that taint the overall show

Music: Anything by Glenn Danzig, Public Image Ltd., Blue Oyster Cult, Goblin, Monks (60s, not the one from the 70s), My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Pop Will Eat Itself, wumpscut... and much more. I can listen to pretty much to anything except country and R&B.