Lots of events happening the day this show was recorded. Especially kids walking out of school in protest. Vitch tells you about some "must see" Netflix, and a tale of two Favreau's. Disneyland is irritating Brother Rob. Lawsuits in the music industry. Presidents and porn stars. Judas Priest has new music, and Rush seems to be done. Are these guitarists "overrated?" Glasses get raised for Steven Hawking, and Vitch's mom. Cheers.

For the first time in almost a year, Vitch and Brother Rob are joined by none other than Lo! No one cares about the Oscars. A parent gets grief for disciplining his bullying kid. Is Geek Squad snitching? Lady Liberty undergoes a change. Music news featuring Tommy Lee, The Cranberries, The Rolling Stones, and more. The oldest message in a bottle is discovered. A man goes on a crime spree, blames zombies. A brewery comes up with an interesting drink special. And Lo tells us about the best Irish beers and whiskeys, just in time for St. Patrick's Day. Slainte!

Silent Bob met the silent killer, and didn't die. An execution in Alabama causes controversy. The Sheriff of Broward County, Florida, has issues. A bio-hacker wants to make something bigger. 11 rock albums parents should introduce to their teen. Law and Florida. Drinking can help you live longer, of course. Paul is back this week. Glasses raised, once again, to Rob's nephew Scott, and for Jim Kelly, and Sgt. Mujahid Ramzziddin. Slainte.

The show opens with a brief discussion about the National Anthem. Vitch and Brother Rob talk a good bit about gun control in the wake of recent events. The Black Panther movie is killing it, but does it need to be about race? Are atheists smarter than God fearing folk? Another air traveler gets the boot. A man buys concert tickets for his lady, with one little problem. A truck driver in Peru makes a wrong turn. Glasses get raised for Rob's nephew, Scott, and his amazing home brew. Cheers!

After an unplanned several weeks off, Vitch and Brother Rob are back. Discussions include: How does a bad date turn into sexual harassment? Rose McGowan is losing it. LaVar Ball is Vitch's new favorite person. Is the end of the world coming, again? Can McDonald's fries re-grow your hair? A man sends a disturbing video to his wife. What are "Deepfakes?" How often should you have sex, based on your age? A school in Vermont flies a controversial flag. Do old TV shows need to be re-made in the name of diversity? Music news. Law and Florida. Portland gets a "dog tap house," and NY inmates are getting free tablets. Glasses get raised for Team USA, Vitch's friend Sal, and Vitch's son, Jake. Cheers!

Vitch hates the new iPad commercial. This might be the last Signal 70 before Christmas, so Vitch shares his son's list for Santa. Why white people need to be better. Should welfare be eliminated for new immigrants? A man has sex with his dead girlfriend, while another man claims to have frozen Bigfoot parts. More people getting thrown off airplanes. Jose Canseco's tweets have cost him his job. Brother Rob tells us about custom sex toys. Vitch and Rob talk about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, as well as the snubs. Rob has a list of "overrated" singers. Smithereens front man Pat DiNizio passes away. Glasses are raised for him, as well as Patrick "Scooter" Bell, and birthday wishes going out to Crystal and Debbie. Merry Christmas, everyone. Cheers!

The show starts off with Vitch sharing a work story and Brother Rob talks about his personal experience with the California wildfires. LaVar Ball vs. current and former Lakers coaches. Kapernick gets an award. Brother Rob's World of Science. Rock star feuds. Why wasn't the USS Arizona ever raised? Top 25 Christmas movies. A "Do Not Resuscitate Order" creates a problem for some doctors. Law and Florida. The FBI makes an unusual seizure. Seattle is closer to getting a NHL team. Glasses get raised for Jim Nabors, Martin Aguilar and the firefighters in Ventura County, the folks at Wreaths Across America, and Vitch's dad. Cheers!

As the show begins, Vitch's Washington Capitals take a loss from Brother Rob's LA Kings, but the show goes on. Matt Lauer wins Creeper of the Week. Vitch explains a little bit about how the law works. Is Signal 70 getting new co-hosts? A scientist debunks the existence of the afterlife. A Thanksgiving dinner went horribly wrong. Brother Rob has the Top 10 best rock drummers. Vitch has 13 things your bartender would love to tell you, but can't. Reactions from people who "accidentally" have an*l sex. A teacher threatens to fail students who won't sleep with her. Law and Florida is back. "My mom and I share my boyfriend." Paul is back with jokes. Glasses get raised to wish happy birthdays to Bill Hatch, Vitch's brother, and Vitch himself. Cheers!

Thanksgiving is on the way, or has passed by the time you guys hear this. The McRib is back. As always, there's more celebrity sex scandal news. Gene Simmons wrote a book and it's...something. Female celebs get accused of assaultive behavior. A man gets kicked out of an All-You-Can-Eat joint. Donald Trump vs. LaVar Ball. Brother Rob has facts you learned in school that are no longer true. Stone Temple Pilots are back. Diddy wants to own the entire NFL. And a Navy pilot gets into some trouble for a stunt. We hope you all had a very happy Thanksgiving.

Brother Rob makes a huge sacrifice in order to record this show this week. The guys talk sports. Vitch is amused by a recent SNL sketch. We finally close out the "Myths and Misconceptions" segment. Vitch has a James Bond quiz for Brother Rob. Louis CK is one of the latest "accused." A Florida woman has an interesting idea to get her charges dropped. GQ's "Citizen of the Year." A white guy in Florida wants to be anything but. All this, plus music, and more. Cheers!

The show starts off with Vitch sharing a personal moment, then the guys reflect on some childhood memories. Donald Trump's Twitter account was deactivated, briefly. Keith Olbermann's hypocrisy. Is Charlie Sheen a rapist? Is there a killswitch for cancer? A man gets busted for vending an unusual product. Mark Cuban vs. Draymond Green. Why do we emphasize more with dogs than we do with people? Bigfoot has been sighted (maybe) in CA. Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sex assault. Law and Florida. Sammy Hagar is not interested in a Van Halen reunion. Glasses are raised for the late Gord Downie, Vitch's brother, Paul, and Sammy Hagar, and more. Cheers!

Vitch and Brother Rob are getting their home improvements done. Vitch takes issue with a recent news story. Jesse Jackson has an interesting remark about NFL players. The Governor of California aims to prevent school staff from protecting themselves. Joe Rogan takes on "cultural appropriation." Three women in the UK get arrested for a sex offense. Vitch has the best/scariest case of distracted driving. Playboy has it's first transgendered playmate. Law and Florida is back, with contributions from Paul and Lo. Brother Rob has the scariest movies of all time and the top 10 guitarists of all time. Do we agree? Yeah, probably not. We bid farewell to Fats Domino and Robert Guillaume, and raise glasses to toast the birthdays of Rosie and Angela. Cheers!

The show opens with updates from the Sports Desk. Vitch has a gripe about his son's school. What's up with Harvey Weinstein? Students protest at Cal State Berkley. Brother Rob tells us about the best Christmas ornaments. Vitch has some acoustic rap. Porn surfers should be concerned. Brother Rob tells us about the world's oldest bottle of wine. A hockey team gets in hot water over a tweet. Myths and misconceptions on history. Manson vs. Bieber. Esquire magazine ranked every James Bond by acting ability. Paul delivered some jokes. Glasses get raised for Rob's cousins Taylor and Stephanie, his Aunt Sherry, Sister-in-law, Liz, friend Shelly Hatch, and one for our dear friend, Matt Cooper. Cheers.

Vitch is happy that hockey season has started. How to go through a DUI checkpoint, according to a Facebook lawyer. A Michigan man taunts police on their Facebook page and it backfires. Pumpkin spice causes a Hazmat incident. Colin Kapernick wants to stand for the anthem? Brother Rob tells us how Sesame Street characters can helps kids cope with drama and stress. Law and Florida. The nominees for the 2018 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame class have been announced. Dr. Seuss wrote an adult book? Paul contributes some funnies. Brother Rob raises a glass to note the passing of former NFL player Y.A. Tittle. And Vitch has a birthday toast. Cheers!

The show starts with Vitch sharing news about his kid. The guys talk about the recent events in Las Vegas, as well as the topic of gun control. A couple gets c*ckblocked by a cop (not Vitch). Tom Petty's daughter takes issue with Rolling Stone. A doctor gets busted for giving an unorthodox prostate exam. Brother Rob shares Playboy magazine's Top 10 Van Halen songs. Marilyn Manson gets injured on stage and a former band member throws some shade. Brother Rob has the 25 Greatest Live Albums. The guys pay tribute to the late, great Tom Petty, and glasses get raised for the folks in Las Vegas and Vitch's son, Jake. Cheers.

Brother Rob's house is still jacked up. The guys talk about the varying degrees of Prius drivers (both suck). Taking a knee means what, again? A mural for Kurt Cobain is a bit off. Tom Wopat isn't really just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm. A creepy Emergency Alert got on TV in SoCal. Ancient ruins in...Canada? Law & Florida. A man wakes from a 15 year coma. Brother Rob debunks more myths and misconceptions. The guys toast the life of the late Hugh Hefner. Contributions from our good friend, Paul, and music from Cinderella and Pearl Jam. Cheers!

The guys have a message for everyone - don't use your horn, use your phone. Vitch witnesses an unusual crash. The Jugglos marched on Washington. Vitch talks about the recent GA Tech police shooting. A Shaman felt immune to crocodile attack. Spoiler Alert: He was wrong. A German man has issues lifting weights. A dad dons a clown mask to teach his daughter a lesson. It backfires. Doomsday is coming, again. Maybe. Racist home decor? NY professor has controversial remarks. Brother Rob has 10 healthy reasons to drink beer. Vitch found a part-time job. Foo Fighters ticket holders get screwed. Vaginal beer? Brother Rob debunks more myths and misconceptions. Paul is back with limericks and jokes, and much more.

The show starts a little late after Vitch gets an unexpected visitor. A woman in Nashville shoots a homeless guy after he told her to move her Porsche. Sexually active teens some up with a strange way to avoid using condoms. Did a British girl find Excalibur? Puddle of Mudd's Wes Scantlin is in trouble, again. A journalist likens the arrest of hurricane looters to white supremacy. Pat Robertson makes an appeal to the LGBTQ community. A woman prepares meals for her unsuspecting husband using menstrual blood. Brother Rob dispels more myths and misconceptions. Law and Florida is back. Cuckold relationships are on the rise. Vitch found a new favorite kind of porn. The guys mark the passing of "Goodfella" Frank Vincent, and Paul is back with limericks and jokes. Music from Seal & Paul Rogers and Incubus. Cheers!

With hurricanes affecting parts of the country, a woman on Facebook makes interesting claims. The Foo Fighters have a new record coming out, with a special guest. We preview some tracks. Craft beer popularity spikes trademark registrations. A couple in Arkansas gets busted for making skin flicks in public. Masturbation can help you lose weight. It turns out Ozzy Osbourne didn't just have "a" side piece. Brother Rob dispels some common myths and misconceptions. Hospital staff in Denver get into some trouble for meat gazing a dead guy. Ray Lewis chimes in on Colin Kapernick. Does music give you goosebumps? Michael Bennett vs. the LVMPD. Where should Vitch live? Music from Sixx: AM and Velvet Revolver, and more. Cheers!

Brother Rob is on "Staycation." Kathy Griffin isn't sorry anymore. Mike Rowe has an epic response to a post on his Facebook page. LA says goodbye to Columbus Day. Vitch and Rob discuss some poor comparisons made on Twitter. Breastfeeding gets a woman kicked out of a McDonalds. Kayne West sues and gets sued. Brother Rob has 24 facts about left-handed people. Is there a new Rush project in the works? Law and Florida is back. Activists want President Trump to support the right for women to be topless in public. Aaron Rogers supports Colin Kapernick. Paul sends more limericks. Glasses get raised for our friends in Houston. Music from Winger and Rush, and much more. Cheers!

Does Brother Rob have "club disease?" This week's solar eclipse has brought out some ridiculous theories. Should a NFL team be forced to sign Colin Kapernick? Gene Simmons can do whatever he wants. What caused 23 people to stop during sex? A woman in Georgia claims to have the best poon in the world. We're skeptical. Ted Nugent fires back at David Crosby. A woman films herself stuffing a whole chicken in her box. Law and Florida returns this week. Brother Rob tells us what a "BroJob" is. There's music from Brian Setzer and Better Than Ezra. Glasses raised for Sonny Landham and Jerry Lewis, and much more. Cheers!

After a planned/unplanned time off, Vitch and Brother Rob are back. Rob promotes a comedy show for listeners in the Houston area. Vitch shares a recent hospital experience and some recently diagnosed medical conditions. A man in Arkansas gets some donkey love. Ted Nugent vs. David Crosby. A man feels relief at a Metallica concert. The "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" just got a little weirder. Gene Simmons puts Justin Bieber in check. Do Millennials prefer smaller boobs? Weed-infused whiskey is about to be a thing. Where are the well hung countries? Kate Beckinsale sends nudes. Law and Florida, the marathon edition. The guys talk about the recent passing of Chester Bennington and Glen Campbell. Tunes from Goo Goo Dolls and Big Country, and much more.

Vitch and Brother Rob are back from taking a week off, and the show starts with Vitch talking about a recent injury. Brother Rob share 15 grilling mistakes. The Governor of Wisconsin catches hell on Twitter. The best beers in America. Sir Paul McCartney regains the rights to the Beatles catalog. A Mexican mayor gets married. The bride is...something. Facts about micropenises. A man gets arrested in does the unthinkable. Let's take a listen to the oldest song in the world. Elon Musk wants to colonize Mars. Law and Florida is back. Was a Pompeii victim rubbing one out? Guys, want to know how you can help prevent prostate cancer? Listen up, Brother Rob has the answer. Paul, while technically still on vacation, has some limericks. Rob raises a glass for the late Nelson Ellis. Music from Candlebox and Squeeze, and more. Cheers!

Vitch can't stand racist educators. A man legally changes his name to Trump. Brother Rob tells about a couple fails when it comes to bids for YouTube subscribers and Facebook likes. Vitch recaps some recent concerts. A new Tool record could be, finally, forthcoming. Corey Taylor and Chad Kroeger, Round 2. Ozzy Osbourne names his Top 10 heavy metal records of all time. There's craziness in Pennsylvania. Atari has a new game console in the works. Gay superheroes and a transgendered Bond girl? Paul has a limerick AND a clean joke. Music comes from Guns n' Roses and Nonpoint, plus much more. Cheers!

Ivan Moody is out of Five Finger Death Punch, again. Oasis' Liam Gallagher doesn't care for the current state of rock music. Gene Simmons tried to trademark the "rock horns." A waitress puts the finishing touches on a hot dog before serving it up. This week's cage match - Nickelback vs. Stone Sour. A professor at a Connecticut college makes wildly racist remarks, but it was all misinterpreted. Law and Florida is back. Brother Rob has some weiner news. If you want to be better at your job, just have more sex. Paul brings the limericks, and a poem. Plus, a listener shares a clean joke that Brother Rob would be proud of. Glasses get raised for Rob's Uncle Jeff's health, and Vitch's friend Jeff on the birth of his daughter. Music from Dio and A Perfect Circle, and more.

Listener comments have Vitch and Rob laughing. Vitch is pained to congratulate the Stanley Cup winners. A fight video needs some translation. Brother Rob talks Pledge of Allegiance controversy, and the guys discuss race issues, again. A police department in North Carolina collars a criminal with a unique name. 25 guys share crazy ex-girlfriend stories. $137K for a mansion, but there's a hitch. Law and Florida is back. Brother Rob tells us which 9 heavy metal albums you need to share with your teen. The guys pay their respects to Adam West. Music from Journey and Three Days Grace, and Rob has a "clean" joke. Cheers!

Vitch and Brother Rob talk a bit about Kathy Griffin's antics. Brother Rob shares some ancient Egyptian sex practices. A man in Florida has an unusual response to getting turned down for sex. A husband writes a letter to his cheating wife's lover. Members of Journey and Oasis throw shade at their bandmates. A man dies drinking vodka in a contest to win more vodka. Brother Rob shares 5 things you might be wondering about your penis. Vitch shares a story about a woman who's shunned sex for the last 5 years. Paul is back with limericks, letting Rob off the "clean joke" hook again. Music from The Flowerpot Men and Shinedown. Thanks for tuning in. Cheers!

Wait, we have t-shirts? The Wonders reunite! Vitch has the story and the audio clip. Mark Hamill didn't care much for the story in the upcoming Star Wars film. Top Gun 2 is going to happen. Elton John has words for the "MTV Generation." Vitch tells us about 8 beers you should stop drinking immediately. Are mushrooms the safest drug you can take? Brother Rob tells us why you shouldn't get in your car when a nuke goes off. Law and Florida - Celebrity Edition - is back this week. The guys raise glasses to mark the passing of Greg Allman, and in memory of Rob's Uncle Charlie and Vitch's dad, John, on Memorial Day. Music from Tool and the Allman Brothers. Cheers!

Vitch doesn't understand the internet's fascination with rompers, and is horrified by some Asian porn. A California man rapes his sister, and the punishment doesn't fit the crime. Brother Rob talks the pros and cons of virtual reality porn. Vitch recaps this week's Chevelle concert. Anonymous hacks ISIS, again. Does a lack of religion make you smarter? Chester Bennington claps back at fans, again. How your drinking/drugging habits affect your life expectancy. Brother Rob tells us about robots created for fellatio. Paul is back with limericks. Vitch and Rob raise glasses and pay homage to Chris Cornell and Sir Roger Moore.

Vitch has learned valuable lessons from the news this week. A man claims a Starbucks drink made him gay. OJ Simpson could be a free man this year. The Eagles have a new member. Do women get turned on by men who drink PBR and don't wear cargo shorts? A Seattle couple gets busted for public sex. Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor has words for Linkin Park's Chester Bennington. A man in WV burglarizes a house, with a twist. What sexual acts do or do not constitute having sex? A man in Texas sues his date for texting. The guys talk a little about SNL. Limerick Paul is absent this week, so Brother Rob tells us a "clean joke." Talk of Simon and Garfunkel gets Brother Rob singing. The guys mark the passing of actor Powers Boothe, and glasses are raised to Brother Rob's mom. Music from Twisted Sister and Stone Sour, and more. Cheers!

Brother Rob channels Bill O'Reilly. Vitch recaps the Metallica concert, as well as an experience using Uber. Chester Bennington has some strong words for fans of Linkin Park's older work. Brother Rob tells us about the "Blue Whale Challenge." Led Zeppelin could reunite next year. Former KISS drummer Peter Criss thinks rock and roll is "over." A man gets arrested for getting oral in a Pennsylvania McDonald's. Law and Florida is back again this week. Things you should never say to a woman in bed. Brother Rob has home repair woes. Glasses get raised for Ronnie, Chloe, Jeff, and Jay, who are celebrating birthdays. Vitch raises a glass for birthday boy Brother Rob. Paul's limericks are back. Music from Led Zeppelin and Sugar, and much more. Happy Mother's Day, muthas.

The show opens with comedian, not the reggae star, Bob Marley, taking about lady problems. Vitch had strange experience in court, recently, then gets asks a bunch of strange work-related questions. Conspiracy theorists invade the Stanley Cup Playoffs. A teacher in Louisiana gets off in court after getting off with a student, and another teacher. Colin Kapernick is one of Time magazine's 100 most influential people. The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit has finally been captured. The Fyre Festival was hardly festive. A guy comments on some podcast content, five years later. Law and Florida is back, this week. And Brother Rob shares the 15 things you should not do if you ever want to get laid again. Rob raises a glass for his friend, Scott "Scooter" Campbell. There's music from KXM and UFO, and more. Cheers!

Joe Louis WAS the greatest boxer that ever lived. Anyone get one of those Unicorn Frappuccinos from Starbucks? Has your kid ever caught you watching porn? Vitch shares some work stories. Cops are arresting cops. Brother Rob shares his jury duty experience. A twerking woman causes chaos on the road. Music news including Korn, David Crosby and Ted Nugent, and Five Finger Death Punch. A Chicago man goes on a slapping spree. Snoop Dogg catches some heat on Twitter. A man charged into a burning apartment for the dumbest reason. Brother Rob tells us 9 things you should never do when receiving a beej. A dominatrix tries to extort a client. Drinks get raised in honor of the late Erin Moran and Rob's cousin's wife, Amanda. Music from Thin Lizzy and Prodigy.

The show starts with words of wisdom from comedian Jim Jefferies. Why does Brother Rob love Corey Feldman? SPOILER: He doesn't. A sex-themed amusement park is opening, next year, in Brazil. United Airlines can't catch a break, but Vitch is calling BS on one of the incidents. A Pennsylvania woman gets arrested for stripping in a strip mall. Brother Rob has 20 songs that turn 20 years old. Vitch has concert news. People in the "Bible Belt" watch the most porn. Vitch shares some recent experiences from work. Brother Rob tells us 13 things that you should never "Google." Some men are deep freezing their nether regions. Show limerick guy, Paul, sends in some gems. The guys toast the late Charlie Murphy. Music from Blur and the Screaming Trees. Cheers!​

The show gets started, despite some early technical issues, with Vitch giving a PSA about how speed cameras work. Brother Rob's local cops welcome the first amputee police officer in CA. Listener Paul sends in some new limericks. An Ohio man commits a crime to propose marriage. A museum employee has an interesting way to spend his shift. A Florida man defiles a laundry machine. The Bank of Canada needs people to stop "Spocking." Talking to your pet is a sign of intelligence. Grandma gets nailed by a chimp. Leprosy is making a comeback in Florida. Olivia Munn is single, and Brother Rob is thrilled. An Ohio woman is the strangest robbery accomplice Vitch has ever heard of. The governor of Alabama resigns following scandal. Brother Rob has the Top 10 Craft Beers as ranked by actual beer drinkers. In honor of "National Siblings Day," glasses are raised to Vitch's brother, Paul, and Rob's brother, Jim. Music from Face to Face and Fuel. Cheers!

It's the Signal 70 Rex Manning Day Special! The show starts out with Barry Manilow surprising no one, which somehow leads to a question about gender. Staring at boobs (and other things) can help men live longer. Listener Paul sends us another limerick. A military fighter crashes in the DC suburbs and the conspiracy theorists crawl out of the woodwork. Some brewers are taking 'breakfast beer" a little too seriously. Find out why a woman is suing a porn company. A family member of a young man killed during a robbery thinks is dead relative is the victim. The guys mark the anniversary of the passing of Layne Staley. Vitch shares the magic of Loretta Jenkins. Brother Rob tells us about a woman who weaponized some squirrels to seek revenge. K-Cups for beer? Maybe. The guys pay homage to Rex Manning, and Rob's got a joke. Glasses raised for Rob's mom, and his cousins Bill and Stephanie, plus Vitch's friend Spiro. Cheers, you guys! Music, this week, from Sponge and Alice In Chains.

There's "No Ragrets" at the beginning of the show. Vitch shares a work-related training class experience, the throws shade on Pittsburgh Penguins player Sidney Crosby. Brother Rob's puppy won't let him sleep. There's a leftover limerick from last week. Who the hell is Brad's wife? A WWII vet scores big on his 94th birthday. Brother Rob has a question about a joke. The government approves the killing of hibernating bears and wolves. Vitch gripes about his kid's school. A guy in FL gets legal advice from a terrible source. Brother Rob tells us about the "Smart Condom." Vitch has a list of states described as though they were people in a bar. A biology teacher "traumatizes" a 17 year old student by sleeping with him. Tunes from Saliva and Five Finger Death Punch, and more. Cheers!

Vitch gets a lesson on the "Birds and the Bees" from his kid. Monopoly is replacing some iconic game pieces. A filmmaker seems mildly obsessed with the whereabouts of fitness guru Richard Simmons. Brother Rob's hometown makes the list of "Dumbest Cities in America," despite Rob wrecking the curve. A sex scandal on "Deadliest Catch?" Not quite. Fleetwood Mac says they're through making studio albums. Brother Rob shares 12 facts about farting. A man in Australia jumps into a crocodile infested river, on purpose, for the dumbest reason. Lawmakers in California are proposing a change to the law regarding HIV disclosure to sexual partners. Law and Florida returns, this week. The guys gripe about left lane drivers, and listener Paul sends in some great limericks. Tunes from Beck and Jane's Addiction, and lots more.​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #BillBurr #hemaphroditedogs #Monopoly #RIPThimble #RichardSimmons #Oxnard #DeadliestCatch #FleetwoodMac #leakingballoonknots #crikey! #LawAndFlorida #Beck #JanesAddiction

Snow day, back east, and flannel sheet removal day, out west. Rob, finally, gets around to seeing the movie "The Big Lebowski" and Vitch takes his son to see "The Lego Batman Movie." Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale has been found and extracted, in March? A woman turns "reporter on the street" when she encounters Sean Spicer at an Apple Store. Congress approved a $19.5 billion NASA bill. Pearl Jam gets around to penning a statement in regards to their drummers and their recent "Rock Hall" nomination. China is pissed off by the missile defense system support to South Korea from the U.S.. Wes Scantlin (Puddle of Mudd) gets all chemically imbalanced, once again. "10 Ways To Have Mind Blowing Sex When He Has A Small Penis" is self explanatory. A 600hp 1978 Bandit Edition Pontiac Firebird, owned by Burt Reynolds, sells for $550,000. A little bit of concert info, provided by Vitch. There will be two, new, David Bowie live albums released. The seed of Frank Zappa are in need of "pulling this car over." Dweezil is asking fans to cover legal expenses and, while on the subject, there is talk of other ridiculous crowd sourcing campaigns. Rob raises a glass to Ken Dawg (Happy 50th) and Vitch raises a glass to his brother. Listen to tunes from Army Of Anyone and Our Lady Peace. Thank you, for tuning in. Cheers!!

Vitch gets tricked into a second career as a child care provider. Rob gets gifted the new Metallica CD, from Vitch, and they talk about purging. Azealia Banks (rapper?) fails to appear in court, on assault charges. A firefighter, in Mexico, falls to his death while trying to disable a hacked digital billboard. Racism in sports casting has affected the careers of several, popular commentators. Jeanie Buss files a restraining order against her recently terminated (from the Los Angeles Lakers organization) brothers. Casey Anthony needs another 5 minutes of fame and says she shares parallels with O.J. Simpson. A 5000 mile long lake of methane has been discovered, at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. A mailman has a "package" for one man's best friend. Samuel L. Jackson says exactly what you'd expect he would, in regards to Ben Carson's use of the term "immigrants." The show closes with a brief discussion on the upcoming "Day Without A Woman" and protests alike, glasses raised to Vitch (from Rob),to all of YOU, and so much more. Signal 70 Jukebox rocks Apocalyptica and Seether. Thank you, for playin'! SALUD!​ #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #MIAmom #TheFourHoardsmen #titbit #Apocalyptica #colorcommentary #BussDAT #CaseyandtheSimpsonBand #Seether #newmeth #postmanalwaysbarkstwice #slavesonships

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Rob's trying to house-train his puppy, while Jerry Brown (CA Governor) is cutting middle class college assistance in lieu of creating a "sanctuary state" for illegal immigrants. A man in Houston exploits a cancer benefit to get his revenge. Vitch has Seether tickets and shares some more concert information. PricewaterhouseCoopers accountants are facing disciplinary action for the Best Picture debacle, at the 89th Academy Awards ceremony. While we're on the topic, Twitter feuds of the "beautiful people" are discussed. A woman is raising her kids like delicious chickens. We travel, once again, to the "Sunshine State" for Law and Florida. A hybrid of an extinct animal is in the works. Join us, in raising a glass to Bill Paxton and Judge Joseph Wapner. We put a couple of nickels in the Signal70 jukebox, for AC/DC and Breaking Benjamin. You get all this and more, all, for one low price! B.Y.O.B.!! Cinzano!!

Vitch is trying to podcast and watch his beloved Caps, at the same time. Rob got a puppy! There is a discussion of the impact, or lack thereof, of the "Day Without Immigrants" and the upcoming "Day Without A Woman" protests. A Walking Dead t-shirt has humans, and zombies alike, up in arms. Comedy and sarcasm are in jeopardy and being construed as racism and bigotry. Disaster strikes the stage crew of the current Metallica tour, the Midnight Oil tour is in full swing, Everclear is coming to a town near YOU, and there is a rumor that Ace Frehley may be reuniting with KISS. Jay Z becomes the first rapper to be inducted into the Song Writers Hall of Fame, Eddie Van Halen makes a HUGE donation to keep music in your children's schools, and the town of Brixton is striking up a tribute to local hero David Bowie. Vitch goes over the top 20 of a list of the, nearly, 150 recently ranked past and present members of Saturday Night Live (you're welcome, Jim). Signal 70 jukebox selections from Soundgarden and Catherine Wheel, winning Powerball numbers, your death date, and so many more surprises. Cheers to Drew Barrymore, Banshee (Rob's pup), and to the Capitals! 101 "thanks" to YOU, for listening. Salud!

Signal 70 makes it to syndication, with this historic episode. Rob shares highlights from his "drinking vacation" and there is a brief discussion about Super Bowl 51. Vitch begins to reminisce and explains the disappearance of Show 16. Listener messages are shared and Signal 70 swag is given to the best message. A man "propositions" Vitch, as he waits at his son's bus stop. Burger King sells an adult "Happy Meal" as a Valentine's day promotion. An Oregon man goes on a meth-induced weekend tear. A woman is kicked off of a Spirit Airlines flight, for too much cleavage (is there EVER too much?!), and a Texas teacher is fired for an adult film career, twenty years ended. South Park writers and creators have given up trying to keep up with the comic reality that is U.S. politics. "Law and Florida is back this week. There is a new O.J. in town, and his name is Simmons. Rob covers "The Worst Rated Beers in America" and there is plenty more. We toast Rob's cousins Greg & Matt, his brother James, and actor Richard Hatch (recently deceased). Also, let's raise a glass to "Lurleen" and Vitch's son Jake (Happy Birthday, Jake!). Too Much Joy and Buckcherry are highlighted by the Signal 70 Jukebox. Thank you, for listening, especially if you have tolerated us through ALL 100 shows. CHEERS!

The show opens with an insight into the Amish. From there, Vitch has a couple consumer product safety alerts. Vitch and Brother Rob talk inauguration news. Ted Nugent takes issues with Madonna's comments. Did a SNL writer cross a line? Brother Rob tells the heartwarming tale of the Mexican man with a grande member. Then, a woman shares her tender moment with a love doll. Rob updates us on the CA drought. SPOILER ALERT: It isn't really over. Did Scientologists almost change Pulp Fiction? An ACLU employee has strong words for old white people in Rialto, CA. Happy 50th Birthday to Dave Seekins. Music from Pop Evil and the Cult. Cheers!

Prepping has begun for the upcoming presidential inauguration and concern is growing in regards to potential protests. Law enforcement is being told, by the ACLU, not to activate their body cameras. If you think you've heard all of the conspiracy theories, you haven't. Vitch presents "Utterly Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories." Trump is bringing attention to the term "Golden Showers," so it's time to revisit its definition and a few facts. A connection has been discovered between eating spicier foods (like red chili peppers) and longer mortality rates. Law and Florida is back this week. The Sierra Nevada Brewing Company is using clean energy as a primary source for its brewing process, at one facility. Are you looking for love? Signal 70 provides several "different" dating sites you may never have known existed. A past BBC expose featured a, then, KFC employee who has cashed in on her five minutes of fame to become an internet porn star. Rob recognizes family birthdays for Darcy, Scott, & Frank (aunt/nephew/brother-in-law) and Vitch raises a glass to Debra Clayton (recently killed in the line of duty). You get all this and more FOR FREE!! Cheers, to you, for listening. The Signal 70 Jukebox fires off some Ted Nugent and Saint Asonia. Sounds delicious!!

Vitch caught Breaking Benjamin, this past week, and lets us know how it went. There is a very brief conversation in regard to a couple of upcoming concerts. A Michigan man gets a ticket, for warming up his vehicle in his own driveway. The NAACP has announced that African American police officers are not black, but blue. News anchors, in Philadelphia, wish Joe Frazier a "Happy Birthday" and report that the former heavyweight boxing champion will be making an appearance at city hall. That is not likely going to happen. Law and Florida makes its first appearance, this year. Norway is dismantling FM radio, in favor of digital radio. The 6th Annual Loudwire.com Music Awards results are in and Vitch has the "besties." From "besties" to "beasties," Rob rattles off 15 reasons why people prefer coitus with canines and others from the animal kingdom. Music mash-ups are back in the fold. We get to hear a few song teasers from Umphrey's McGee. The Signal 70 juke box features full tracks from The Beatles and Ghost. Raise a glass, with the guys, to President Barack Obama & yourselves. Thank you for downloading and listening. Please let us know how we are doing and/or provide suggestions & requests. Mazel Tov! ​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #BreakingBenjamin #MotorCitymandate #hatetherainbow #upcomesFrazier #TheBeatles #LawandFlorida #radiofreeEurope #Loudwireawards #Ghost #puppylove #UmphreysMcGee #BarackObama

The show starts off with Vitch happy with a Washington Capitals win, but unhappy about the fact that's it's snowing at his house. Vitch and Brother Rob discuss Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve debacle. Montell Williams has some strong words about a recent event in Chicago. Vitch and Rob have some comments, too. A man in CA tests a theory about police brutality. Find out the results. Phone sex lines are still a thing? The guys have fun with digital assistants after Rob shares a story about one that was a little too helpful. A family is suing Apple for not using its technology to its full potential. Fans want Princess Leia declared an official Disney princess. The Million Juggle March countdown clock has started. Brother Rob and Vitch each have stories about some remarkably creepy dudes. Glasses get raised for Rob's nephew, Maverick's, birthday, as well as Rob's friend Delaney, who is also celebrating. Vitch gives a couple of shout outs. There's music from +Live+ and Staind, and more. Cheers!

It's the last show of 2016. Lo pops in the East Coast studio to have a drink and chime in. Vitch, Rob, and Lo recap their Christmas holiday fun. The Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame inductees are announced, and there's discussion about snubs. What's with people STILL stealing packages at Christmas? Vitch tells a couple of stories about guys being thrown off of aircraft, recently. Brother Rob has a list of underrated guitarists, as well as some New Year's Eve facts. Vitch, Rob, and Lo mark the passing of George Michael, and we round out the show with toasts to all of you. Thanks for a great year, and we look forward to the next! Music from Neurosonic and Midnight Oil. Cheers!

It's Grammy time and album of the year nominees have been announced. Let's just say that the Grammys seem to be broken. A 70 year old man's sexual advances are declined and he does not take it well. Eating ice cream for breakfast has been found to improve alertness and heighten mental processes. In Colorado, a landlord illegally enters a tenant's empty apartment, to enter his boyfriend, exit his boyfriend, enter his boyfriend, exit his... Himalayan honey bees produce hallucinogenic nectar. A gay porn actor plots to blackmail a sexual partner. High school students, in Nebraska, face criminal charges over their turnover frosting. California ranks, first, in a study of the worst state for drivers. Also in the Golden State, drought measures are being proposed to be permanent. The 20 Best Rock Albums of 2016, from Loudwire.com, are discussed and debated. Raising glasses, sadly, to the deceased: Greg Lake, John Glenn, Alan Thicke, and those we lost, 75 years ago, at Pearl Harbor. Vitch's friend, Marissa, lost her mother to cancer and it's the anniversary of the death of Vitch's father. Music breaks from Emerson, Lake, & Palmer and Bob & Doug McKenzie and so much more. Check it out, dig it! Thank you, for listening. Salud!

Post-Thanksgiving and the tryptophan has worn off. Vitch is "bitch-pitchin'", right out of the gate! At a fund-raising event held at a bar for a disabled officer, one department rats out another for drinking...off-duty? A man in van is attempting to Face Time, while driving in front of Vitch. In "Ye News", Mr. West calls out Jay Z, Beyonce, and others. Pornhub has an adult coloring book (emphasis on the "ADULT"). A disgruntled voter makes threats toward voters, voting booths, and the President-Elect, while a CEO of a cyber-security firm announces similar desires to assassinate Mr. Trump. We find out a little bit about Rob's vacation and even more about Vitch's birthday with Sixx:A.M.. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has denied the proposed Dakota Pipeline route. Then, it's time for twisted tales of revenge. THIS JUST IN: Bananas are the fruit of choice for making fake phone calls. The Milky Way galaxy smells like an umbrella-filled cocktail. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VITCH! Glasses are raised to him, Brian, and Anna. There is "tuneage" from Animal Alpha & Red Sun Rising, and much more. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!

The show opens with some discussion about the reactions from the recent election. A cop in Michigan gets into some trouble for off-duty behavior. A couples' engagement ends, and a lawsuit gets filed. Brother Rob has a list of how bands got their names. How many did you know? A British woman is being heavily courted by the porn industry. Find out why. Law and Florida is back this week. Are you a health food nut? Brother Rob has a smoothie recipe for you. Which country consumes the most alcohol? And the guys talk about photos and videos of breastfeeding on social media. No, it isn't creepy, at all. Glasses raised for our veterans, as well as a couple of Vitch's friends who've recently lost loved ones. Music from Stryper and Sixx: A.M. Salud!

It was election night in America, and instead of gluing themselves to the TV, the guys hit the studios. There's election coverage throughout the show. Vitch tells a story about how he had a little fun at a McDonald's drive thru. Brother Rob has psychic animal election predictions. Topless Trump protestors make Brother Rob wish he hadn't voted absentee. Vitch has a story straight out of a Samuel L. Jackson movie. A man gets killed as he attempted an armed robbery and his family blames the intended victim. Vitch introduces his son to old school cartoons. A lawyer sues Popeyes chicken and withdraws the lawsuit amid criticism. A woman gets ejected from a concert for using the men's room. During the second break, and better late than never, Lo drops in on the show, just in time for Brother Rob to run down a list of things women in prison use to pleasure themselves. Music from Simple Minds and Megadeth, and plenty of drinks. Cheers!

The show opens with a motivational message from Walt Kowalski. This show recorded during game 7 of the World Series and Harry Caray updates us throughout the show. Vitch gripes about not being able to get good customer service (again). The guys talk about the upcoming election. The CEO of Anheiser Busch InBev says that consumers are getting tired of craft beer choices. Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain also chimes in on craft beer. The owner of the Yuengling brewery supports a presidential candidate, allegedly. A woman torched her husband, while he slept, for good reason. Hulk Hogan settles his sex tape lawsuit. Law & Florida is back, this week. Brother Rob lets us know that bigger folks have better sex. Vitch tells us about an amusing Twitter feud. Music from Dishwalla and Tool, and much more. Cheers!

We find Vitch and Rob back in their usual spaces (on separate coasts). Hollywood gossip news has Kate Beckinsale getting divorced. Which one of Signal 70’s hosts will be her new beau? Vitch talks Walking Dead and what character(s) have been revealed as killed off. Dan Brown books and the movie versions are discussed. Tom Hanks has starred in all three of the Hollywood representations and, recently, hosted SNL. A morgue worker works on a stiffy, from a stiff, and gets pregnant. Hemp-infused wine is being produced and is available. The nominees for this year’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductions have been announced. The “Hall” is giving everyone the usual head scratchers and some new curves, as well. Brendan’s Irish Pub offers a $200 burger, cooked with a shot of a rare Scotch Whisky. Protestors, in Portland Oregon, try to shut down city government. Daniel Craig comes out of hiding and breaks the silence on his future as James Bond, music from ZZ Top and Wanderlust, and TONS more. Raising glasses for Dr. Christopher Smith, Tony, Rob, and Shawn and a big THANK YOU, to everyone listening. CHEERS!!

Recording from Premiere Studios, in Sherman Oaks, California (former home of Pod Zeppelin), Vitch and Rob are in the same studio and joined by legendary friend Barry “Funk” Funkhouser. This is a pretty big deal, as Vitch had never met Rob nor Funk before this day. Vitch must have a friendly “penis face”. A total stranger chats him up, while he is taking a leak. A mother is upset about the content of her son’s homework and threatens litigation. A bakery, in Oregon, is accused of making “racial cupcakes”. A 911 dispatcher decides she doesn’t want to talk. A story, about two career burglars getting sodomized for 5 days after breaking in to the wrong house, turns out to be fake. Rob has been PUNK’D. Corey Feldman thinks he is a musical something. Gotta give it to Alex Trebek, he knows a LOSER when he meets one. Insert porn talk. The “Fellatio Café” could be coming to a city near you. All this and so much more, to include drops from Funk, bits by Matt Cooper, and songs from Spot & Chevelle. We raise a glass to Coop, Funk, and to Vitch, for facilitating this union. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!

Frank Costello starts the show off with some words of wisdom. The guys talk, briefly, about Alec Baldwin's comedic talent, which somehow segues into a discussion about game shows. Vitch gripes about "Facebook Weathermen," then shares a story about his sneaky kid. Kanye is a dutiful husband. A North Carolina judge tries to bribe law enforcement. Brother Rob tells us that the sun will destroy us sooner than we think, and Earth's climate change problem has passed the point of no return. Vegans want fast food chains to alter their menus to accommodate them? Did they just play Air Supply? An Australian man has an unlucky penis. A transgender couple gave birth. Not sure who gets the Mother's Day card. Music from 10 Years and Theory of a Deadman, and Brother Rob toasts the great career of Vin Scully. Salud!

The show starts out with a quick weather report from SoCal. The guys talk a bit about stand-up comics, with Brother Rob having recently attended a show. Vitch gripes a bit about UPS, and Brother Rob has an issue with the Post Office. A woman in the Navy faces discipline for an obvious reason. Vitch gets paid an unusual compliment at work. A man from Holland has a strange online dating experience. The Eagles may get back together, but with one condition. Law & Florida returns this week. Brother Rob tells us about the diminishing oxygen level on the planet. Vitch's dog may be partly responsible. The guys discuss a positive story about law enforcement in Ohio. Glasses get raised to golf legend Arnold Palmer, the late Samuel Garcia, and, of course, all of you. Music from Vince Neil and Big Country. Salud!

Is that Steven Tyler gargling with broken glass? No, it's just Vitch. A recent illness stole his voice, but cold medicine mixed with some frontier medicine (beer) got him back in the chair for another show. Comcast is trying to get Vitch's business, even if they can't get his name right. Tabloid headlines aren't even trying anymore. The guys chime in on the demise of "Brangelina." What do Megadeth's Dave Mustaine and Brother Rob have in common? Brother Rob brings the music news, and tells us where the 7 best cities in the US are to drink craft beer and admire the fall foliage. Vitch tells us about a potty-mouthed Canadian teacher. Charles Barkley has some harsh words for the black community. The guys talk about the recent riots in Charlotte. Music from Spinal Tap and Three Days Grace. Glasses get raised for one of Vitch's retiring co-workers, and especially to Brother Rob's friends, Chris Smith, Samuel Garcia, Wen Bright, and Maki Cook who are battling cancer. You're in our thoughts. And a shout out to Tammy Myers and Steph Rose for getting Brother Rob the VIP hookup recently. Cheers.

Vitch is in heat and seeing things written, on bumper stickers, that aren’t there. The new iPhone 7 is out. Talk of it leads to a discussion about other phones and the feud between Apple & Android. A woman gets breast augmentation so she can share her psychic abilities and Q-sized “jumblies”. A very winded and pissed off young man takes to the internet to fight for Fedoras…yes, hats. An Amish rave got out of hand and needed to be shut down, in Ohio. Two toddlers steal their mom’s SUV in an attempt the get to grandma’s house. They didn’t run into the Big Bad Wolf or a witch, in a gingerbread house, but “t-boned” a Volvo. A visit to the Sunshine State brings us news of a man, named Mr. Coffee, who dowsed a man with fill in the blank. Another Florida man, Mr. Easter, calls a nurse the “C-word” and throws his coffee around an emergency room. On the other side of the country, in Arizona, a woman cuts off her boyfriend’s penis because he refuses to make eye contact during sex. For National Beer-Lover’s Day, Vitch has 9 pieces of beer trivia for you. Rob hits us with a lot of music news, for free. All this and much, much more including music from The Uninvited and The Goo-Goo Dolls. A Happy Birthday toast to Rob’s long time friend Randy Ray and, as always, a toast to YOU. Thanks, for listening. CHEERS!

Vitch and Brother Rob tease an upcoming show they'll get in the studio together for the first time. Vitch tells the creepy tale of the "Dragon Lady." Brother Rob talks about a man in Vegas who was killed for not holding a door open. Vitch and Rob talk about a group calling itself "White Lives Matter," and they weigh in on the Colin Kapernick controversy. Vitch rattles off a list of "Bedroom Fails." Brother Rob tells us how science has determined that drinking a couple of alcoholic beverages, daily, can be good for you. Vitch's kid is still possessed. There's talk of a Dokken reunion, but the shows are scarce. Jared Fogle is suing the parents of one of his victims. There's a special, extended edition, of "Law & Florida." Tunes from Thin Lizzy and Disturbed, plus pints in the air to the late Gene Wilder and you guys. Cheers!

The show starts out with a visit from everyone's fake gay porn star. An old school insult hurled at some random guy made Vitch's day. Vitch is slightly concerned that his son may be possessed. Sammy Hagar extends an olive branch to Van Halen. Vitch shares listener stats. The guys talk a bit about the recent riots in Milwaukee. Vitch tells a story about a police body cam that recorded more than a defense attorney or the ACLU wanted it to. Kayne West wrote a poem, about McDonald's. Vitch has some concert updates, then shares a story about the people who attend concerts. Brother Rob tells us about the guy in Florida who killed 2 people then tried to eat the face off of one of the victims. Does anyone care how good a guy he used to be? A man in Hong Kong is offering a ton of cash if someone will marry his daughter. But, there's a catch. Tunes, this week, from Our Lady Peace and Y&T. Pints get raised to all of our listeners all over the world. Salud!

The guys are joined, once again, by the lovely Lo. After exchanging pleasantries, Vitch tossed out a leftover story from the last show about a Alabama burglar who got more than he bargained for after breaking into a trailer home. Brother Rob is irritated by Baltimore Ravens tight end Benjamin Watson and his take on Planned Parenthood. Is musical notation racist? A recent Washington Post story tries to convince you. A man in New Jersey gets not one, but two obituaries posted following his recent death. Vitch tells you why. Brother Rob has Signal 70's Olympic coverage with lots of great segments. Want to know the best sexual position for your zodiac sign? Brother Rob lets you know. And the show wraps up with Vitch running down a list of people sharing their first orgasm experiences. How does yours rank? Tunes this week from Big Fat Love and the Clash, and more. Cheers!

Coming out of the opening ceremonies, we find out why Honey Boo-Boo is the way that she is. Vitch is pitching a bitch in regards to people ragging on law enforcement. A man jumps 25,000 feet without a parachute, just to see if he can pull it off. Social media is used to apprehend those incapable of a thought and void of common sense. An “organist” plays “glory hole” and gets arrested. The Smithsonian is paying beer drinking travelers, to do just that. Commercial farming has brought some varieties of crops to near extinction. For free of charge, Vitch shares some upcoming concerts and dates. Signal 70 brings you the “50 Greatest BASS Players of All Time”. Does it align with your list? Rob brings information that may have an impact on your beliefs about penis size, music from Mad Season & Jimmy Eat World, and so much more. Check it out, dig it! Thank you, for playin’. Salud!

The show starts with a quick visit from Randy Watson and his band. Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor is at it, again. This time, tossing a fan from the show. The guys get some education on the Insane Clown Posse, especially their fan base, when Vitch talks about their beef with the FBI. Brother Rob has the Top 50 Metal Bands of all time, according to the website Loudwire. A man fled from police in Michigan, bragged it up on Facebook, and the cops liked his status, then locked him up. A guy in Wyoming was found with an absurd amount of cow eyeballs shoved up his arse. Brother Rob has the nasty details. Law and Florida, this week, includes a historical reference. Brother Rob has big beer news, including the favorite beers in each of the 50 states, according to the Ranker website. Pints are raised to Rob's beer-selling cousin, and Vitch's friend, Joe. The Signal 70 jukebox features cuts from Black Sabbath and Infant Sorrow. Salud!

Straight to Cleveland, right out of the gate, for coverage of the Republican National Convention and talk about the corruption and the candidates. Vitch wants to talk BASEBALL?! Darryl Strawberry (MLB- Dodgers, Mets, etc…) admitted, recently, to “dugout of control” antics. My Chemical Romance is reuniting, in September, also, information on the Temple of the Dog reunion and tour. Rob breaks down a few live performances, recently, attended. Drowning Pool brings “five minutes of fame’s” John Hetlinger onstage to sing “Bodies”. “Pokemon Go” is all the rave, but is making people EXTREMELY stupid (or were they like that to begin with?). A man has made a lucrative career out of “tweeting” random facts. Rob presents the “Top Ten Best Porn Films”, according to Paul Fishbein. Ted Cruz ends his presidential bid, as a porn featuring a female doppelganger of himself is soon to be released. All this and so much more, including music from The Toadies and Saliva. Help us raise a glass to YOU. Cheers! Thank you, for listening.

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76 - "People Who Know People"

The show begins with talk of new and delicious ales. Vitch has a bitch to pitch, about Lowes’ customer service. A Russian accented gentleman has issue with impound fees. Stacey Dash suggests race is the reason for recent ratings decline, with The Daily Show and The Nightly Show. At a recent BET awards ceremony, Jesse Williams (Grey’s Anatomy) made a race-baiting, hate-filled acceptance speech. The summer concert circuit has arrived and the guys discuss what they’ve seen and what is upcoming. Corey Taylor (Slipknot) is captured, on video, smacking the cell phone out of the hands of a “fan” paying more attention to it than to the show. In “Law and Florida”, an hatchet-wielding hottie tries to “convince” her ex to have sex, a confessing drug dealer runs from police, and a man asks his significant other how his “unit” compares, in size, to those of her previous lovers (never a good question). A Dutch airline has developed draught beer capabilities. The Fixx are hailed via the drink, as well as the 5 fallen and multiple injured officers in Dallas. Audio orgasms provided by The Pretenders and Bad Company. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!

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75 - "No Carnitas, But A Huge Chorizo"

Star Trek’s current Chekov, Anton Yelchin, has died in a freak accident possibly related to a recall that Vitch received for his vehicle of the same make. A lawsuit is pending, stemming from the death a shoplifter chased by mall security. Vitch has an encounter with Grover. Do you remember the 90’s? Rob has a list of “8 Things That Were Illegal In The 90’s That May Surprise You”. A man in court, facing an indecent exposure charge, strips down and throws himself to the mercy of the court. Tom Delonge (Blink 182) has abandoned the band for a career in extra-terrestrial investigation. A study has found that music can affect a beers taste and strength. “25 Worst Reasons For Sleeping With Someone”, Vitch shares the list. A vote for anyone, other than Donald Trump, will win you a sexy prize. Deep cuts, from the Signal 70 jukebox, in the forms of Warrant and The Pursuit Of Happiness. Glasses raised to the Coronado Brewing Company. Thank you, for listening. Salud! ​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #AntonYelchin #leftitinwarpdrive #felonsdontfloat #sendgroverrightover #cleanoutthebooks #Warrant #TomDelonge #Blink182 #AllTheSpaceThings #soundsdelicious #ThePursuitOfHappiness #sexcuses #TrampsAgainstTrump #CoronadoBrewingCompany

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74 - "Sixty-Nine Scents"

Have you ever been trolled or stalked, on social media? The show opens with a discussion on internet etiquette, as a bootylicious pot smoking girl, from Texas, requests Vitch’s friendship via Twitter. A nasty note left on the car of a veteran, using a veteran designated parking spot. A fight ensues after a “crop dusting incident” in a bar. A dead, 11 foot long alligator has to be excavated from a Florida storm drain. All this news from the Sunshine State triggers the segment “Law and Florida”, where a crack pipe has to be removed from an ass-crack and a woman burns her son’s hand for selling her weed. Discussion of the Orlando shooting cannot be avoided, as well as conversation around gun control, background screening, religion, and homosexuality. Today’s recipe for beer, basically, is over 5000 years old. Vitch gets Rob’s tail wagging, with some recently revealed James Bond secrets. Tip a glass to “The Greatest”, Muhammad Ali, as your headphones are filled with the sounds of Sublime and Puddle of Mudd. Thank you, as always, for listening. CHEERS!

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73 - "He Who Shall Not Be Named"

The show starts with the guys chatting about more equipment upgrades and upcoming anniversaries. Somehow, that segues into talk about dogs. D'ya like dags? Vitch and Rob weigh in on the people "protesting" at Donald Trump rallies. Vitch interrupts the show to give an update on the Stanley Cup finals. That, of course, makes the guys talk a little hockey. Is Vitch a Sidney Crosby fan? Listen and find out. An 82 year old man goes on TV and sings a song that no one saw coming. Vitch has the audio. Sing along, if you know the words. Brother Rob drops knowledge, once again, with info on various types of beer glasses. Vitch tells us about a man who makes a living by filing BS lawsuits in Indiana. Vitch doesn't dare to speak his name out of fear of being sued. Brother Rob tells us where we can get a $73 hot dog, then the guys talk, briefly, about an unfortunate Facebook incident that Brother Rob had recently. Vitch shares some audio of a comedian destroying a heckler in the best way. And the show closes by thanking you all for your patience during our recent, unexpected, technical issues. Much appreciated. Music, this week, from Tesla and Volbeat. Cheers!

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72 - "The Original Synesthesia"

Back from technical difficulties (Rob’s computer) and Vitch has a bitch to pitch, right out of the gate, in regards to a vehicle recall. Was it poor parenting, zoo safety, or both? A four year old boy has a play date with a silverback gorilla. NBA/Oklahoma City Thunder center, Steve Adams, had his feet held to the fire for comparing his opponents to “quick little monkeys”. A woman accuses Vitch of being racially biased and invoking “white privilege”. Blake Lively posts pictures of herself on Instagram, with the Sir Mix-A-Lot lyric “L.A. face with an Oakland booty” (Baby Got Back) and the rapper has to come to her defense. A flight attendant gets railed for lifting 1500 mini-bottles of liquor. Rob lists the “Worst Six Sex-Related Injuries”. “Law and Florida” is back! A woman steals sex toys, from a Walmart in St.Petersburg, an Indian Shores man rubs one out on a beach, a woman, from Charlotte County, tries to pass off Gatorade for urine, and another woman gets caught shoplifting. The Gene Simmons “Prince commentary incident” continues, with Paul Stanley going head to head with Nikki Sixx. Kanye West sat down with Ellen Degeneres and dropped some knowledge (AUDIO). Raising a glass to Jorge (aka Nick Burns/company computer guy), Vitch’s dad, Rob’s uncle Charlie, and all of our servicemen past, present, and future, this week. Happy Memorial Day! Music selections from Soundgarden and Chevelle. Thank you, for tuning in. CHEERS!!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #coveryourassrecall #kingkongdaycare #SteveAdams #TheCarter #BlakeLively #SirMixALot #Soundgarden #PusherJones #BevHo #Illstopifithurts #LawandFlorida #GeneSimmons #Prince #PaulStanley #NikkiSixx #Chevelle #KanyeWest #EllenDegeneres

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71 - "Ozzy & 'Hair'iette and Sharon

Rob’s daughter, unwillingly, took part in a hit and run collision. A bitch is pitched, needless to say. Vitch is bumming, due to his beloved Washington Capitals being eliminated from playoff contention. He’s gone to a couple concerts, this past week, and gives us a brief critique. Gene Simmons can’t keep his foot out of his mouth, even with that long-ass tongue of his (AUDIO). It looks like Sharon Osbourne has issue with Ozzy shagging the hair dresser. A woman wins the lottery and unloads on her boss. This may not be news to you, but there is a trend in “parody porn” (AUDIO). Have your lotion ready and lock your door. Rumor has it that Caitlyn Jenner is contemplating a transformation back into Bruce. People are going to Target to NOT use the restroom and posting about it on social media. Also, health& diet tips, an interview with Scatman Crothers, new music from Leif Garrett, and TONS more! Rob’s toasting the luck and health of his daughter, Madelyn, while Vitch is drinking to the efforts of his favorite NHL team. The Signal 70 Jukebox plays music from The White Stripes and Pearl Jam. Thank you, for listening and “liking” on Facebook. Comments (positive or negative) are welcome on iTunes and on our Facebook page. SALUD!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #pitchyerbitch #WashingtonCapitals #SixxAM #Sevendust #Trivium #GeneSimmons #Prince #ShannonTweed #NikkiSixx #PaulStanley #TheWhiteStripes #OzzyOsbourne #SharonOsbourne #MichellePugh #pooperweight #PearlJam #TenInchMutantNinjaTurtles #tonutornottonut #semiprotesters

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70 - "Once You Go Purple"

The show begins with talk about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony and the recent demise of Prince. The discussion, then, makes a transition into an update on AC/DC and the, possible, replacement of leader singer Brian Johnson. Music news continues with Scott Stapp making a vague suggestion, in regards to the Stone Temple Pilot’s lead singer vacancy. In follow up music news, Wes Scantlin (lead vocalist/Puddle of Mudd) gets arrested at the conclusion of a performance. A student is dared to “rock out, with his cock out”, at his prom. A gang member dies in an attempt to gold-plate his own “member”. A teenager, in Ohio, streams a rape LIVE on the app Periscope. Rob talks to Vitch in regards to drugs, NOT specifically, marijuana overdose statistics. More music-related talk, as Vitch brings the “27 Most Offensive Band Names”. Be sure to cover your child’s ears! Native Americans have met to decide the fate of Alien Americans, Harriet Tubman on the $20, and so much more. Van Halen and Sixx A.M. are jammed via the Signal70 jukebox. Glasses are raised to Prince and to Vitch’s aunt, who passed recently. Thank you, for tuning in! CHEERS!!

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69 - "Craftmatic Adultery"

Vitch and Brother Rob are joined by the host of the "Shoot From The Hip" podcast, the always funny, Montoyis. The guys talk about entitled college students and how Ohio State handles its business. There's discussion about social media badasses. Brother Rob tells us about a bed that can detect cheating. Yeah, there's an app for that. Louis C.K.'s web series comes to a pricey end. Vitch shares a story about a woman in Texas who swipes the ring off of a dead woman's hand, in a funeral home. A man in Georgia clears a bar with "Liquid Ass." As always, there's "Law and Florida." Brother Rob tells us what beers pair best with food. Happy Birthday wishes to Rob's "other mother," and our thanks, again, to Montoyis for joining us. Tunes from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Shinedown. Cheers!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Montoyis #ShootFromTheHip #OhioState #Smartress #LouisCK #LawAndFlorida #Beer #RedHotChiliPeppers #Shinedown #MeesterVeech

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68 - "Demons on Ice"

It's National Sibling Day! Vitch and Rob talk about their brothers. Make sure you're taking notes. There will be a quiz afterward. Rob is back, from "staycation," and shares some of the highlights. The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony took place, this week. Steve Miller reinforces attitudes on R&R HoF nomination practices and Gene Simmons "raps" with Ice Cube. What happened, in Vegas, didn't stay in Vegas this week, as Nicolas Cage's and Vince Neil's (Motley Crue lead singer) antics make TMZ headlines. An April Fool's Day joke goes bad and stinky, when a New York woman shoots her boyfriend and drops a deuce. The Rolling Stone's Top 100 Drummers of All Time was released. Vitch and Rob are not, remotely, in agreement with most of the list. There is a secret island where infidelity is encouraged and "Sex on the Beach" is, always, the drink special. Off to the "Sunshine State" we go, because it's "Law and Florida" time! A woman arrested on drug possession produces a crack pipe, from her "pipe crack," and a man tries to outrun officers, on his hover board. This just in: unicorns are real and they are selling their tears. The Signal 70 jukebox features The Police and Leo Moracchioli. Rob is raising a glass to his brother, James, Vitch, for his promotion, AND says "Happy Birthday!" to his mom. Vitch, toasts his brother, Paul, and friends, Aaryn & James. Thank you, for playing! Cheers!!

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67 - "Mister Bates, Master Bates"

Close your ears if you're allergic to talk about health, diet, and exercise, as the show begins with a conversation in that regard. Chalk messages, appearing on a university sidewalk, evoke terror. Next up, hopscotch will be banned from college campuses. JohnTV launches a drone, to film illegal activity, and turns the video into authorities. Look to the skies, the next time you are getting your "swerve on." An "Algonquin" (not verified) stripper, from Wisconsin, takes a bite out of a club patron's crotch. Let's talk whiskey! "The Top 15 American Whiskey brands," along with some of the history and production elements are discussed as well as "10 Facts About Whiskey You May Not Know." David Cassidy (of Partridge Family fame) gets arrested for crashing his car into stuff and a man drives SIX MILES with his wife on the roof of their car are the stories showcased in "Law and Florida." Sing along with an entire pub paying homage to a fellow patron & friend, with The Killers tune, "Mr. Brightside." (AUDIO). A nurse caught taking & sharing pictures of patients genitalia, resigns. Hopefully, she's using panoramic and not the close up setting on her camera. Puddle of Mudd frontman, Wes Scantlin, loses his band, on stage, and in the middle of a concert (AUDIO). HUGE glasses raised to Montoyis and Matt Cooper (3 years gone), this week. Signal70 jukebox fired off some Stir and some Bush, because that's how WE do! Slainte! Thank you, for listening.

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66 - "Katt's Life Matters"

Everybody’s recovered from the St. Patrick’s Day massacre…of the liver. On the “consumer alert tip”, don’t buy a Samsung refrigerator. A consumer complaint has not been submitted, but Vitch has found some comedic ones from other companies. Katt Williams is STILL looking for someone that he can beat, in a fight. Beer, well, HOPS in beer is being looked at for its medicinal and pharmaceutical properties. A “Scottish” man and his “bionic penis” get Christened, after 40 years. A Romanian woman attempts to remove her husband’s testicles, for not helping out around the house. Two lessons: do your chores, guys, and marrying, Romanian, is STRONGLY discouraged. In Law and Florida, a bored 18 year old has no remorse about burglarizing & stealing cars, another man tries to buy a BMW, with food stamps, and a boyfriend blows the whistle on his “dog-loving” girlfriend. We are awaiting the “sixty-k-nine” videos. Twitter celebrates its 10th Anniversary. “Spawnage Alert”, The Top 10 Celebrity Tweets of All Time, which Vitch turns it into a game and Rob tries to guess who said what. From a blog entry titled “The Pussification of America”, points are discussed and validated. Did you know that Brother Rob is a “spirit animal”? Someone thinks so. The Signal 70 jukebox plays the Smashing Pumpkins and Corrosion of Conformity. Toasting, this week, to Allie Heeney, Vitchs mom, and Garry Shandling. Thank you, for playin’! Salud!!

Lo, is in studio this week. Rob, is so excited about her appearance, he mixes up his saints and holidays and loses track of just what month it is. In the Signal 70 St. Patrick’s Day Special, Rob goes over some cultural differences between the U.S. version of said holiday and the true, Irish observation. Nine things about leprechauns, you may not know, according to Vitch. Lo, brings an article on movie drinking games. A lengthy list of celebrities with Irish roots is presented. This week in Law and Florida, a man relieves his bowels in the back of a police cruiser, another man slams his husband into a wall over infidelity accusations, and a woman gets arrested for shoplifting “marital aides”. The holiday special would not be complete, without the Top 10 Irish Beers list and some Irish folklore. Thank you, Lo, for being with us and for contributing to the ALL DAY HANGOVER. The glasses are tipped to you, Lo, Rob’s Uncle Jeff, and, unfortunately, another fallen officer. Signal 70 St. Patrick’s Day Special soundtrack contributions: Flogging Molly and Thin Lizzy. Slainte Mhaith!

The show starts out with the guys, again, talking about one of their favorite people - Kanye West. Ye was accused of jacking software off the internet. He addresses that accusation in an audio clip. Comedian Katt Williams can't seem to stay out of trouble. But that's just the life of the pimp. Brother Rob tells the tale of the story of a police chase involving the Mystery Machine, and the guys talk a little about televised police chases. Public Enemy's Flava Flav does a weather report. Vitch shares a list of unusual hobbies of famous musicians. Brother Rob talks about a recent study that shows IPA drinkers tend to be psychopaths. Vitch takes exception. Speaking of beer, Brother Rob rocks out the life hacks with 14 uses for beer, besides drinking. Vitch quizzes Rob while going down a list of 25 horrible original band names for groups who went on to become wildly successful. Vitch raises a glass to Brother Rob for his spot-on social media comments. Music from The Fearless Vampire Killers and Trapt.

The show opens with discussion about a Toyota Prius commercial. A reference to Show 61, in regards to Florence Henderson, gets the attention of one of the faithful. Then, there is a follow up to a story from Show 62. The "Rajun Cajun Sheriff" calls it a career. People are having sex in the parking lot of an English pub and the owner is pissed! The Government is warning us of a "Breast Apocalypse," if it becomes legal for women to be topless in public. Rob brings a list of the "20 Richest Musicians of All Time." Miller/Coors is getting sued, once again. This time, it's for false advertisement. In a "follow up assignment," the guys rebut Rolling Stone's "50 Top Hair Metal Albums of All Time List" from Show 62. The guys give a music update, to include some recently released and soon to be released albums. Glasses raised to fallen officer, Ashley Guindon, and the Washington Capitals, with musical homage to Fu Manchu and Trivium. Thank you, for listening. Cheers!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #ToyotaPrius #FlorenceHenderson #CajunJohnWayne #Doggers #FuManchu #Trivium #MillerCoors #RollingStone #AshleyGuindon #WashingtonCapitals​Show link is here (right-click to download the file, left-click to stream audio in a new window)

62 - "Gremlins In Cajun Country"

Vitch opens the show talking about a lawmaker in Maryland who wants to require police officers to perform community service work every year. The guys talk a bit about police video cameras, then Vitch plays audio from a video featuring a colorful Louisiana Sheriff's captain. Brother Rob tells us about the public decency laws in Vienna. In Oregon, a business savvy Girl Scout peddled her cookies outside a marijuana dispensary. Vitch talks about the new web series from Louis C.K. and is wildly impressed with Alan Alda's range as an actor. The KKK won't clean up their act, but they want to clean up a roadway. In "Law & Florida," a guy calls 911 to talk about Hitler and boredom, and a customer goes berserk in a pizza shop for a pretty lame reason. Brother Rob talks about 15 musicians who have told politicians to stop playing their songs. Vitch and Rob run down Rolling Stone magazine's list of the "50 Greatest Hair Metal Albums of All Time." A shout out this week to Marie Gregorio-Oviedo, and because we talked hair metal, we played some, too - music from Whitesnake and Ratt.

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61 - "Mr. Brady Wasn't Hittin' That Right"

Denver has taken care of Carolina, St. Valentine’s Day is over, and Signal 70 Studios East has been upgraded, for your listening pleasure. Rob is back, fresh from his ski vacation. Florence Henderson (aka Mrs. Brady) turns 82 years old and is getting more “trim” than Brother Rob. A teenager dies, of a heart attack, after beating off 56 times in a row. Just so we’re clear, DON’T MASTURBATE AND DRIVE. Yet another man crashes his vehicle, driving while “rubbing one out”. Papa John’s founder John Schnatter is raising pizza prices 14 cents per pie and reducing employee hours, to avoid paying insurance costs. “Vaginal Kung Fu” is real and one woman has mastered it’s techniques to the point that she can lift items with her vagina. In “Law and Florida” this week: He says she says, as a woman batters one Harry Johnson, an alligator is thrown through a drive-thru window, and a woman beats her man, after finding a foreign dildo. Ace Frehely has announced the release of his new album. It is composed of all covers and includes collaborations with several artists. Vitch brings download data and Signal 70 salutes the international listeners, as well as those domestic. THANK YOU, from Vitch and Brother Rob. He’s the man who invented television and is the number one rockstar in the world. If you haven’t guessed, it’s Kanye West. He is all over Twitter and the news feeds, AGAIN. An anti-law enforcement troll attacks a tribute to officers killed in action. The Raconteurs and Helmet provide the music and toasts to slain Maryland sheriff’s deputies, Patrick Dailey and Mark Logsdon, and BIG LOVE to Juliana Yzaguirre Cooper. CHEERS!

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60 - "Colonel Angus and Double Physicists"

Vitch exposes Rob's secret mutation (it's an eye-thing). Jonas slams the east coast, but is no match for Vitch. Ice Cube speaks on the Academy awards. An Iowa woman is arrested, for beating her husband down after he refuses to sex her up. Remember "Don't jerk and drive" from show #22? A Detroit man wasn't listening, evidently. He was jerking and driving, when he crashed his vehicle. Ron Burgundy is nabbed for running a sex club, in Virginia. Rob finds a list of "The 50 Best Craft Breweries of America in 2015." What happens when you combine Mountain Dew and methanol-based racing fuel? It's called "Dew-shine" and it's a lethal cocktail. Vitch plays a trailer for a new movie NOT nominated for an Oscar. A new study finds that cunnilingus fights cancer. We get some music news from Vitch, to include some upcoming concert tours. This week, in "Law & Florida," a woman scams her way through several enhancement procedures, an Uber driver pulls a gun on his passenger, and a man gets pulled over for tinted windows, but arrested for drugs he had in his shoes. Stephen Hawking warns us about the demise of the human race, in the next 100 years. Toasting, this week, to Montoyis and music from KISS and SIXX A.M.. Thank you, for playing. Cheers!

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59 - "Three Singers From The Same Band?!"

The show starts out with the guys talking about grooming standards in the workplace. Brother Rob was tired of looking like Gandalf, but wasn't being a Penelope, either. Vitch has concerns about tattoo policies at work. Brother Rob has a list of the "Top 100 Rock/Metal Vocalists." And, like other lists, the guys just don't get it. Seriously, does anyone even know half of these guys?! A woman turns to GoFundMe after she doesn't win the Powerball. In Wisconsin, a drunk girl leaves a party and quickly becomes a Chicksicle. Law and Florida, as always, showcases the best of the worst of the Sunshine state. The curiosity about a certain band gets the best of Vitch, and on-the-spot research is conducted. Metallica threatens legal action against a Canadian tribute band. The guys mark the passing of Glenn Frey. Music from The Cult and The Scream, and more.

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58 - "Can You Hear Me, Major Tom?"

Powerball fever is in the air. Unfortunately, the guys aren’t seeing any of the winnings. But the show begins with an interview of a gentleman, standing in line for tickets. He has a plan, for the winnings…do you? For the record, Charlie Day is NOT in The Hangover movies. Sean Penn interviews a fugitive, drug-dealer. A woman is confronted, in a Walmart, for shoplifting and things get violent. By the way, she is a stripper who has appeared on a previous episode of Signal 70. In other Walmart news, a man takes over the P.A. system to propose to his girlfriend. Then, the couple goes on a crime spree. A homeless couple starts a campaign to raise money, for their wedding. Rob Zombie has a new release, to be accompanied with a movie. You can be in it...the movie, that is! The Playboy Mansion is up for sale, but you have to let Hugh Hefner remain as a renter. (Audio) An interview with a woman who's apartment building burned down. "No Pants Subway Ride Day" has gone worldwide. Get 'em off, NOW! A new world begins...one without rock legend David Bowie. Rob has issue with Alyssa Milano, posting breast-feeding pictures and video to social media. Vitch brings 14 facts about Netflix. Montoyis has parted ways, with Kevo and the Beatin' Da Block Podcast. (Audio) His new venture is titled, Shoot From The Hip. Music from The Plimsouls and David Bowie, whom is toasted as well as Pat Harrington Jr. (Schneider, from One Day At A Time) and Montoyis. A perpetual toast to YOU, for listening. Salud!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #CharlieDay #ElChapo #SeanPenn #CharlizeTheron #RobsiPod #Walmart #RobZombie #RichardMarx #DaisyFuentes #ThePlimsouls #PlayboyMansion #HughHefner #DavidBowie #AlyssaMilano #LivTyler #Netflix #DennisQuaid #Montoyis #Kevo #shootfromthehip #beatindablock

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The "Year of the Butt Hurt" has come to an end, and the guys are ready to start of 2016. Vitch and Rob talk about uneventful New Year's Eve happenings. Vitch shares an essay written by a young woman that has he and Brother Rob scratching their heads. Brother Rob tells us about a website aimed solely at white people. We're sick of racist behavior on both sides. Vitch talks about a group of brothers filming stupid and dangerous videos for YouTube. Brother Rob shares a story of a three-way gone horribly wrong. The guys use this as an opportunity to remind listeners about the "Golden Rule." How can giving vodka butt shots go wrong? Brother Rob tells us. Law and Florida is back, with a vengeance. Brother Rob shares a list of 10 beers that are on the rise, and 10 being held on by life support. The guys mark the passing of Lemmy and Natalie Cole. Music from Suicidal Tendencies and White Zombie. Happy New Year, everyone! Cheers!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Salon #whitepeoplemeet.com #GoldenRule #Jalals #LawAndFlorida #Lemmy #NatalieCole #SuicidalTendencies #WhiteZombie​Show link is here (right-click to download the file, left-click to stream the audio in a new window)

56 - "Merry Christmakwanzukah!"

It's the Signal 70 Christmas show! We wrapped it up and put it under the tree for you. Or, if you prefer, we stuffed it in your stocking. You'll have to listen to find out what's inside. But you guys have been not just good, but great, all year long, so Santa Vitch and Santa Brother Rob brought you something nice. Merry Christmas, to all of you. Thanks for listening. Cheers!

​*no Egg Nog was harmed in the recording of this episode

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55 - "Fetch The Meade, Wench!"

It's the Signal 70 Turkey Day Special, which, sadly, won't be heard until well after Thanksgiving. Brother Rob drops mad coin to create an alcoholic Advent Calendar, while Vitch celebrates the arrival of his favorite seasonal brew. Brother Rob talks about the possibility that he'll create some meade, and Vitch is already looking for flights to California. A FOX News contributor angers Star Wars fans. A man in Tennessee wins the "Pervert of the Week" award. Brother Rob got nailed for speeding and Vitch is stunned by the cost. Ever wanted to know how much it costs to actually be Iron Man? Brother Rob itemizes the costs. A recent Jeopardy! contestant is getting noticed, but not for her smarts. A surfer in Florida gets bit by a shark and responds in kind. Brother Rob shares a list of 10 artists who probably won't make it into the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame. A man gets upset when his masseuse won't give him a "Happy Ending," so he takes matters into his own hands. Vitch tells you where you're most likely to see, or even be involved in, a Black Friday brawl. A 200,000 year old city is discovered in South Africa. Brother Rob is gearing up to be the pit crew on a ride from CA to Las Vegas. Music from 30 Seconds to Mars and Saxon, and much more. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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54 - "15 Years of Foot Longs"

Bringing the butt hurt to you, for 2015, is Signal 70. You're welcome. Keely Mullen (of Million Student March fame) and a group of students, from the "Entitled Generation," are making demands for free education, student loan debt dismissal, and a $15/hour wage for campus workers. A time capsule, from 1957 and marked "Do not open until 2957" is opened by students/staff at M.I.T.. Mizzou (the University of Missouri) students are fed up with racism. They have demanded that it gets fixed (among many other demands), as the "Entitled Generation" stages protests. Jared Fogle gets sentenced to 15+ years in prison. A man who misses the birth of his child phones in a bomb threat to the hospital. Seven couples reveal some sexual rules that, they say, keep things healthy and happy. Jennifer Lawrence was so nervous about her upcoming sex scene, with Chris Pratt, that she got drunk before it was shot. Charlie Sheen recently disclosed that he is HIV positive. But, he was diagnosed four years ago and has paid, in excess of, 10 million dollars in "hush money." A coffee shop in London snubs officials who demanded that their offensive name be changed. Chester Bennington and Stone Temple Pilots part ways. STP has wasted no time finding a replacement lead singer. A child's letter to Santa Claus, asks for the new Grand Theft Auto installment, but for the cars, NOT the hookers. It's time for "Law and Florida," where a man beats up his grandmother for cake, another man YouTubes a video of himself stealing a Confederate flag, and a hooker tries to pay for an Uber ride with oral sex! Chick-Fil-A is countering "Black Lives Matter" with their "Back the Blue" program. Full tracks from Danko Jones and Chevelle, a partial track from STP & their new lead singer, and much more. Thank you, for listening. Cheers!

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53 - "Netflix & Chill"

The show opens with Vitch mashing buttons in the East Coast studio and Brother Rob throwing a flag for false start. Vitch reviews a recent Everclear show in Baltimore, which involved a Toto cover, and Vitch being "recognized." The guys talk about a recent controversy involving a student and sheriff's deputy in South Carolina, which segues into talk about videos showing police uses of force. Security in the East Coast studio is lax when we discover that Vitch's dog has wandered in, mid-show. A Walking Dead binge watching session among friends goes horribly wrong. Brother Rob has a story about a witch suing a warlock. No, seriously. An ironically-named dog in Indiana teaches its owner a valuable lesson in gun safety. In New York, a man with a rather unique name leads police on a high-speed chase. Brother Rob tells us about people making crazy money by doing seemingly mundane tasks. In this week's "Law & Florida," glory holes are popping up all over Vero Beach, and a man gets way too aggressive when it comes to karaoke. The guys share 20 euphemisms for sex. Brother Rob updates a story brought back in show 49 about the guy who jacked up the price of an important AIDS drug. The keyword is "karma." The guys talk about video games from the 80's, which leads into how Vitch's kid is a total badass. "Matt Cooper Month" continues as Rob picks a song from one of Coop's favorite bands, Alice in Chains, and we toast our friend once again. Our second break features music from Tremonti. All this, and more. Slainte!

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52 - "I Like Red!"

The show starts with Brother Rob getting schooled on his "saint savviness," or lack thereof. Traffic problems, almost, prevent the show from starting on time. Be careful carving pumpkins, this year (a story of breakup and sadness). Brother Rob is having a hard time coming up with a Halloween costume. A man has mastered the art of painting with his meat and two veg. If you're looking for a new one, Rob brings "The Top Ten Weirdest Excuses For Calling In To Work." A Minnesota man takes a hammer to his grandmother, because she blew her nose at the dinner table. From there we travel to South Carolina, where two men get into a confrontation over spilled Kool Aid. The first music break sparks concert talk. The guys discuss iHop's new ad campaign. Then, they present some of their own slogans, for the "pancake giant." General Mills is releasing 10 boxes of a "marshmallow only" version of Lucky Charms. Racist Star Wars fans are up in arms about black actors/characters in the upcoming installment, "The Force Awakens." Another list, you say? Vitch brings lists of euphemisms for female and male masturbation. Miley Cyrus goes undercover, on the street, and asks random people about herself. The "Law and Florida" segment takes us to Clearwater, Leesburg, and Jacksonville. This recording date coincides with the 38th anniversary of the plane crash that killed multiple members of Lynyrd Skynyrd, as well as members of the plane's flight crew. October gets dedicated "Matt Cooper Month," as we toast Matt and his birthday. You get all of this and MORE, including music from Lenny Kravitz and Korn. Thank you, for playing!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #KoolAid #LennyKravitz #iHop #GeneralMills #Pricasso #LuckyCharms #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #BillyDeeWilliams #SamuelLJackson #YulBrenner #Korn #MileyCyrus #Madonna #SirPaulMcCartney #LawAndFlorida #LynyrdSkynyrd #MattCooper #MattCooperMonth #JamesonBlackBarrelSelectReserve #Shocktop #JamesonCaskmates

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51 - "Why Is The Rum Gone?"

The guys get right into it, with some Walking Dead conversation, as a fan writes a letter to show's producers, requesting to have one of the characters killed off. Vitch has a bitch to pitch, in regards to the 60's Batman television show. You know those artists/groups that have needed to hang it up, for a while now? The guys discuss their lists of acts that should retire. The 2016 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominations are out. Music discussion galore, as Rob and Vitch discuss an interview that Eddie Van Halen did with Billboard Magazine. A highly intoxicated college student REALLY wants bacon-jalapeno macaroni & cheese. A woman sues her 12 year old nephew for injuries, incurred from a hug. There is, finally, a title for it! It is called "Law And Florida" and covers some of the frequent and idiotic crimes from the state of Florida (there are, always, PLENTY). A 23 year old woman fakes being 15 years old, to have sex with underage boys. Rob brings "The Six Things That A Wife Should Never Say To Her Husband," and supplements it with 10 more of his own. A man bails his wife out of jail only to assault her, on camera and in front of police dispatch. Former Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom, passes out and is taken to the hospital & Alarm front man Mike Peters is diagnosed, for the 3rd time with cancer. The guys raise glasses to them, and this week's musical selections come from Cheap Trick & Brand New. Cheers!​#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #TheWalkingDead #Batman #TheRollingStones #Kiss #SirPaulMcCartney #JimmyBuffett #GunsnRoses #NeilYoung #Madonna #MileyCyrus #JustinBieber #FiveFingerDeathPunch #CheapTrick #TheJBs #DeepPurple #Chic #TheCars #Chicago #JanetJackson #TheSmiths #NWA #ChakaKhan #NineInchNails #LosLobos #SteveMiller #Yes #TheSpinners #NileRodgers #FrankOcean #EddieVanHalen #VanHalen #BillboardMagazine #DavidLeeRoth #SammyHagar #WolfgangVanHalen #AlexVanHalen #GaryCherone #JoeSatriani #JamesonCaskmatesStoutEdition #BrandNew #JamesBlackBarrelSelectReserve #LawAndFlorida #Periscope #FUCKCANCER

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50 - "Bear Witness"

It’s show 50 and the guys are talking about TV shows that barely made it or did not make it to 50 episodes. Vitch brings Signal 70 download statistics. A young lady tries to bed and blackmail hockey legend Jaromir Jagr. A man, who goes to Major League Baseball games to fall asleep, is suing to get ten million dollars from MLB, ESPN, the New York Yankees, and everyone else. In another ten million dollar lawsuit, an inmate says the government is to blame for minimal security, allowing him and his cellmate to escape from a Chicago prison. Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) is asking for spousal support from his estranged but extremely hot wife, Megan Fox. A disgruntled newlywed is charging friends and family $75 for RSVP-ing and not showing to her wedding. An Ohio couple robs a bank and posts pictures, on social media, of themselves with the cash. Scott Stapp re-emerges with tales of his travels through fantasy, reality, and chemically induced paranoia. In a Signal 70 exclusive, there is audio of a conversation between Pope Francis and Kim Davis. New types of yeasts are being found and developed for the fermentation of new beers and assisting in streamlining the process of making others. There is an audio clip of a lady trying to talk a bear out of breaking her kayak. Two arrested woman, in the back of a transport, get into a fight after one farts near the other. It’s the 40thanniversary of "The Thrilla In Manila" and the 23rd anniversary of the Stone Temple Pilots debut album "Core." A man gets charged with a felony, for stealing a $1.12 metal spoon. A Florida woman calls 911 after she gets shorted on a drug deal. Don Henley has nothing nice to say about Frank Ocean and Kanye West. Sounds provided by Jane's Addiction and the Stone Temple Pilots, a toast to VenturaRocks.com and Pam (Steph Rose) Baumgardner, and much, much more. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!

Rob realizes that he blew off the Signal 70 one year anniversary and tries to apologize to Vitch. A bitch to pitch for Vitch? He is looking for a new car but finds something new out about his old car, instead. A gas leak blows up a house in Vitch's neighborhood. An Indiana woman jumps out of her car, abandoning her 9 year old son, because of a spider crawling on her shoulder. A young and worldly lady, who could possibly be related to Sarah Palin, has something to say about having one, universal language. In New York, a 20 year old woman writes an article to Cosmopolitan Magazine about how everyone stares at her because she is so beautiful AND THEY PUBLISH IT! A quick "gas explosion update" from Signal 70's roving reporter (Vitch's wife). Kanye is getting serious about running for president in 2020. Bradenton County is "officially" (according to Signal 70) the most jacked up city in Florida. Supporting evidence of this is brought to you by a woman who got arrested, in said county, for beating her boyfriend up with a "pooper scooper." Same city, a man beats up his girlfriend for looking at an obituary of her ex-boyfriend. An HIV drug gets bought by a pharmaceutical company who proceeds to raise the cost of it by 5000%. A drunk girl, in Iowa, loses control of her bladder at a frozen yogurt shop. Transgender sensation Mara Paradox is arrested on marijuana charges. A 16 year old high school student attempts to douse school security with gasoline and set him in fire. A father, upset by the teachings of "new maths,"writes a donation check to the school, using the symbols of Common Core Math. Keith Richards (Rolling Stones) disses Metallica, Black Sabbath, and rap music, collectively. Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" gets voted the Most Iconic Song of All Time. Rob goes off on bands who replace their signature sounding lead vocalist with a sound alike. Toasting THE POPE, this week, music provided by Aerosmith & Godsmack, and so much more! In nomine patri, et fili, et spiritus sancti

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48 - "From Beagle Snatch"

As the show starts, Brother Rob thinks he hears a Monkee, but it's really just a zombie slayer, who's name Vitch just can't seem to remember. Vitch's inability to get names right continues as he congratulates listener Paul/Larry for claiming a set of Signal 70 bar coasters from a recent contest. Brother Rob shares some sad news, but it has a positive spin. Rob has to go to great lengths to score some good whiskey, but its worth it. Dee Snider from Twisted Sister drops the gloves against Paul Stanley from KISS in this week's rock n' roll feud. Dee also has some harsh words for Judas Priest and the Scorpions. Vitch & Rob ponder "how old is too old" for rock bands to keep touring. Ever drunk dialed your ex? You need Nickleblock. The guys talk about Avril Lavigne (so you know there's drinking involved in this show), which segues into a discussion about 90's music. Vitch has the results from a questionnaire given to strippers. A Virginia couple decides that a shopping center parking lot, in the middle of the day, is a great place to get their freak on. Big beer is buying up craft beer, and the guys aren't really sure what to think about that. How much more does the average CEO make than the people who work for them? The figure is pretty disgusting. A woman goes on a bit of a crime spree in South Carolina. It ends with police pulling her off a toilet. A Maryland man finds an alligator in his koi pond. Vitch has no idea how it got there. In Utah, Mormons are gearing up for the end of the world. Football season is getting started, and basketball loses some legends. Brother Rob shares the origin of one of Vitch's dogs. What happens when you Google "Signal 70?" Police radio codes make no sense. This show features music from Bad Apple and Staind, the guys raise a glass to Brother Rob's grandmother (although she wouldn't approve of the fuss), and more. Cheers!

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47 - "Fake A Baby"

It's Labor Day, and the guys are enjoying some fine beverages. Brother Rob had his Labor Day fun, briefly, interrupted by some pseudo-homeless woman who doesn't understand how a jaccuzi works. Vitch shares a story about how scientists discovered that cats really could care less when their owners leave. Or, as Vitch puts it, "Duh!" The dentist who killed Cecil the lion wants to get back to his practice, so he's trying to defend himself. No one is buying it, dude. There's updates on our friend Kim Davis. The guys talk about "Deflategate." A South Carolina teen gets busted for stealing bondage gear. A Texas co-ed catches a DUI and decides to tool around campus in a Barbie Jeep, which leads into a discussion about the risks of driving drunk. A Michigan man tires to pass off a backpack full of dirty socks as marijuana, bringing new meaning to the term "stinky weed." Elsewhere in Michigan, a 16 year old girl fakes a 10-month pregnancy, claiming triplets (whuuuuuut?!), in a segment we like to call "How Is That Even Possible?!" A bank robbery is thwarted because the would-be robber only spoke Spanish. Which leads nicely into Sarah Palin telling people that in America, people should only speak "American." Damon Wayans has some interesting opinions on the Bill Cosby scandal. A Florida man rocks out some great reasons for running from the police. A man in New Jersey gets charged with burglary after he "butt dials" police ahead of time. Music this week from Gravity Kills and Alter Bridge, and the guys raise their glasses to Rob's grandmother and cousin. All this, and more. Cheers!

David Bradford (The Almighty Ultrasound, Lords of Jack, & Pod Zeppelin) drops by. It’s been way too long. The guys spend some time catching up with Dave, right off the bat. Elected county clerk, Kim Davis, refuses to give marriage licenses to same-sex couples because of Jesus. Donald Trump might have to run against Deez Nutz. Speaking of presidential elections, Kanye West is throwing his hat in, in 2020. The younger generation is going too far with their “progressive thinking”. Dave finds out that Vitch is in law enforcement, amidst a conversation about racism and police violence. Vitch shares an applicable personal experience. Conversation gets heated. Even the “Motor City Mad Man” is not safe. Police are installing HD cameras, on cars, and issuing body cameras. Will this reduce incident rates or just shed a new light, by showing events in their entirety? We get a little backround info, on Lords of Jack, and Rob gets some porn lingo knowledge dropped on him. When’s the last time you conversed about Marlo Thomas? Signal 70 goes there. Bobcat Goldthwait is hitting Florence Henderson? The guys go into a total celebrity slam session. Briefly, “Freeing the Nipple” is discussed, as well as Ashley Madison. Porn disclaimers are becoming more prevalent. Are correction is made, on a previous Nicki Minaj topic. Rob goes on a rant about Miley Cyrus hosting a Joan Jett tribute. Musical integrity is questioned, as well. Who’s taking over for Jon Stewart, again? This show is PACKED! Reality TV gets ripped, police chases, Judge Joe Brown, and MORE!! This is an ALL-DAVE show. He provides the music, the topics, the commentary, the comedy, and he gets toasted. Be sure to check out the links to The Almighty Ultrasound tunes, on the Signal 70 Facebook page. CHEERS!

Once again, our good friend, Lo, joins us on the show. We start out by talking about malt liquor, which no one is drinking. Lo is sipping on a Harp, Brother Rob has a Dos Equis Amber in hand, and Vitch is nursing a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Vitch shares a story about a woman who complained about a police officer who did EXACTLY what he was supposed to do, but that wasn't good enough. Nicki Minaj didn't get nominated for a VMA?! We almost thought it was a travesty, until we heard some of the song. How does Brother Rob feel about Ryan Seacrest? Find out, when talk turns to Ryan's new reality show. A dead guy is found in Demi Moore's pool. Brother Rob has a list of ice cream flavors that were killed off by Ben & Jerry's. That segues nicely into talk about cannibis smoothies. A woman in Florida shoves a dildo in the face of her domestic partner, right in front of the cops. Wonder what happened next? Rob has details from a Cosmopolitan article about women's knowledge of men's penis size. Does it measure up? Vitch talks about how pornstar Kayla-Jane Danger went to the Dark Side by making a life-sized Darth Vader out of sex toys. Will technology make condoms obsolete? A man in Florida comes up with an interesting way to win an argument with his girlfriend. A drunk woman in Iowa just doesn't know how to walk away. Vitch knows its important to have good theme music at work. Brother Rob brings us 16 reasons to believe in aliens. We raise glasses to Lo's mom & aunt, Rob's cousin & family, and finish off with a toast to one full year of Signal 70. Music from Silverchair and Dropkick Murphys, and much more. Salud!

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44 - "See Spot. See Tom. See Spot Hump Tom"

Signal 70 is almost a year old. There is a contest, with prizes involved, so listen up. The bar is open! Brother Rob is drinking New Belgium Fat Tire, while Vitch has Sierra Nevada Pale Ale AND Jameson Black Barrel whiskey. Talk about doing it right! The guys discuss the best and worst beers, then the bitch-pitchin' begins. Vitch shares an inappropriate obituary for a 3 year old, whom was killed by a pitbull. It's off to Florida, from there. A man takes to social media to share his comparisons of beastiality and gay marriage. His employer fires him, based on his account activity. This sparks a small debate about employers using social media as a means of hiring and firing individuals, based on comments and posts. An arogant Texas man (is that redundant?) ignores posted warnings, of the presence of alligators, and decides to go swimming. The password is: Natural Selection. Vitch shares "5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F**k Animals." In "hold my beer and watch THIS" news, a man lights off a firework from the top of his head and dies. His mother wants new, stronger legislation against firework accessibility. An Ohio woman calls 911 to complain about some Chinese takeout, you know, like everyone does. Suge Knight will stand trial for murder, despite a witnesses "change of heart" testimony. The City of Baltimore fires the police commissioner, in a late response to allegations of excessive police force and the resulting riots from months ago. Amanda Peterson of "Can't Buy Me Love" fame, dies at 43. Early reports are attributing her demise to sleep apnea. Rob is worried, now, because he feels that he has sleep apnea. A 17 year old boy passes out, stops breathing for 20 minutes, and claims to have seen and conversed with Jesus. He makes a full recovery, miraculously. A new study finds adolescent 80's metal fans are happier as adults. A man accuses his EX-wife of cheating on him with sex toys. The Feds "go to Jared's" (Subway's Jared Fogle, that is) to search for child porn. Kanye gets a reality check from Corey Taylor of Slipknot, as well as The Who's Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey. The guys toast Rob's daughter , Madelyn, for passing her driver's test. Full tracks from Saint Asonia and Judas Priest. Don't forget to enter our contest! Salud!

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43 - "The Battle of Big Beaver"

Brother Rob spoils himself with not one, not two, but THREE fine beverage choices (805 Ale, Dos Equis Amber, and Stone IPA). Vitch tops off his mug with Boddington's Pub Ale, and the guys are ready to get show 43 started. After lamenting about how all the cool fireworks are illegal where they live, the guys weigh in on the recent Supreme Court decision on gay marriage. Vitch and Rob take issue with some of the social media keyboard warriors who don't know what they're talking about, but can't stop posting anyway. ISIS flags being flown at a gay pride parade? Well, not quite. Speaking of flags, the guys talk about the great Confederate flag debate. Vitch plays a game of "You Make The Call" with Brother Rob and describes a strange sight in traffic. Vitch takes issue with a commercial for Land Rover. Louis Farrakhan doesn't dig on the American flag. Vitch and Rob don't dig on his logic. A pastor in Texas sets himself on fire to draw attention to racism. That leads to talk about the causes people are taking up, and why. In Winnipeg, Canada, a police helicopter flight crew flying around the city, unknowingly activate the public address system and talk candidly about oral sex. In Florida, a woman beats her boyfriend after catching him performing oral on another woman, while a man fights with his girlfriend because he can't get it up. Brother Rob tells the tale of a pair of hikers in Oregon who angered the wrong animal. The UK is making efforts to curb violence by having people turn in their knives. Vitch has a follow-up story on Eddie Van Halen's harshing of Michael Anthony. Sammy Hagar chimes in, and it is awesome. The guys raise a glass to our great nation. There's tunes from Clutch and Sixx: A.M., and much more. Cheers!

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42 - "Black & White Would Capture The Moment"

We find our friends in familiar territory. The Depth Charge is filled with Foster's Premium Ale, while Vitch is, once again, basking in the flavor explosion of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Conversation begins with a shout out to Russell Westbrook. Do you get that? Rob didn't, either. Bigots and race baiters unite! Rachel Dolezal becomes the latest trend for racial discord. Blanket Jackson is tired of the nickname bestowed upon him by his father, Michael. EVERYBODY, a collective "AWWWWW poor rich baby!" Life's hard when you're the result of spun sperm. Eddie Van Halen continues to promote the demise of his own faculties, as he continues his barrage on past and current band mates and "friends." With minimal spoilage, the guys discuss the season finale of Game of Thrones (SPOLIER - People die). Stop me if you've heard this one before, "A Pennsylvania man walks into a bank, with a duct taped vibrator, stating he has a bomb." Apparently, cannabis therapy is an effective way of beating cancer, or so says Tommy Chong. Meanwhile, in Florida, a woman admits to having sex with her female pitbull. She even has pics on her phone! Staying in the Sunshine State, a man loses winning lottery tickets work a small fortune. An Arkansas man decides to masturbate in the parking lot of a "Come 'n' Go," in broad daylight. Do you see the irony? Should it be called the "Cum 'n' Go?" In student/teacher "relations" news, a 37 year old male teacher weds his "teacher's pet" immediately following her 18th birthday. Dave Grohl breaks his leg in the middle of a concert, but still manages to finish the show. Noel Gallagher has a new project and some advice on demo protocol. Can a man be raped by a woman, uh, I mean a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader? Charges have been filed. Go figure. The fines for foul language are being increased in Arlington, Virginia. A search party for a "missing woman" in Iceland includes the missing woman, herself. Full tracks from Nazareth and the Meat Puppets, a toast to all you "fah-zhahs" and so much more. Salud!

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41 - "Extra Fruit Cups"

Brother Rob and Vitch start the NC-17 edition of Signal 70 by topping off the mugs with Shock Top and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Will there be porn in space? If Porn Hub has their way, there sure will be! A woman gets arrested for engaging in a sexual act on an Air Canada flight. The guys discuss membership in the Mile High Club and Brother Rob shares a story about a flight attendant who hit on him during a flight to Vegas. Does the story have a happy ending? Vitch has 19 quotes from women about how they really feel about their breasts. What do men think about women's pubes? How do they feel about manscaping? Listen in, and find out. A British woman gets jailed for having too much loud sex. Vitch talks about a porn star who turned comedian. The guys are impressed with her body of work. In Seattle, a woman gets charged with trying to rape a man as he slept. The ensuing conversation has Brother Rob ready to write a porn screenplay. A prison employee in Oregon has sex with an inmate, but not before another employee has already gotten down with this particular convict. Led Zeppelin is putting out some previously unreleased material, and re-releasing a few records. A Massachussetts man walks around an elementary school dressed as an Imperial Stormtrooper, complete with a blaster. The Principal sees him, freaks out, calls the cops, and the trooper ends up getting arrested. Vitch senses a disturbance in the force. The guys talk about why people make dumb and illegal modifications to their cars. That conversation leads to talk about tickets. Vitch does a little mythbusting. Brother Rob jumps on the soapbox to remind everyone that wild animals are, in fact, wild. Don't put your windows down when lions are nearby. In another Great Moment in the History of White Trash, two women in the midwest get into a scrum in Wal Mart, and one woman gets her kid involved. Brother Rob toasts his lovely daughter and a host of other recent high school graduates. Vitch raises his glass to his own little dude who just graduated from preschool. Congratulations! Music this week from Muse, and a never before heard track from Led Zeppelin.

The bar is open! Brother Rob is sampling a variety of Shock Top flavors, while Vitch is getting into the season with Sierra Nevada Summerfest. The guys say goodbye to Bruce and hello to Caitlyn Jenner. Evidently, people want her to be a metal stripper or strip her medals, or something. Either way, you will be an expert on Olympic rules and regulations after this segment. Dennis Rodman (of NBA fame) has tweeted an invite to Caitlyn to go out on a date. Rob has WAY too much knowledge on the rest of the Kardashians. Transgender people are pissed off at the world, but Amy Schumer can "catch a 'D'" whenever she wants. A woman goes under the knife to get her butt enhanced, and dies. Vitch dismisses a claim that he takes big breasts for granted. Sticking with the breast theme, one teacher shares "before and after" pictures of her breast enhancement surgery with several of her high school students, while another takes her students sex toy shopping. A man who came to fame by making chocolate anuses...ani (?), is making them out of metal and glass. Get yours NOW, for only $1,900! A man gets arrested for selling heroin on the street, gets thrown in the back of a squad car, and chews through his seatbelt. A 19 year old drunk man sets up his own DUI checkpoint. Just FYI, law enforcement doesn't like being mocked. You're welcome. Another man climbs upon a police cruiser and begins dancing on it. A Michigan woman who took a page out of Mike Tyson's playbook and bit off her boyfriend's ear, strikes a plea bargain. PSA TIME!! "Ransomeware" events are on the rise. Don't open any suspicious emails. There's a new country group out. They're called Kanye Twitty. Rob sings a Hee Haw "diddy." Vitch shares a list of guys who have "buried a bone" in one Lindsay Lohan. Linday was nice enough to keep Rob off of that list. Cameron Crowe is getting flack for the casting of HIS new film, Aloha. Open carry advocates are not helping their cause by abusing the right to bear arms when a man shows up in an airport with a rifle slung over his shoulder. In lieu of paying higher wages, McDonald's is eliminating employee positions and leaning toward automation. Check out the link to one of the greatest rock bands ever....The Alimighty Ultrasound...located on the Signal 70 and Pod Zeppelin Facebook pages. This week's toast is to Caitlyn Jenner and the sounds are provided by the Lords of Jack and Breaking Benjamin. Cheers!

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39 - "The 'Not-So-Hot' 100"

Show 39 finds Brother Rob staying true to form with Blue Moon and Shock Top filling his mug. Vitch takes Firestone Easy Jack IPA for a test drive and declares it a winner. After some brief talk about late night TV and an awesome anniversary gift that Vitch received, Vitch shares a work story about a guy who gets shot 5 times and refuses to provide any information. Was Suge Knight involved? Karma smacked George Zimmerman pretty hard when he got shot at recently. Suge Knight was NOT involved. A man in Florida turned himself in for killing his imaginary BFF. A woman in Oklahoma slashes the face and steals the shoes of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Wouldn't be much of a story, but the ex-girlfriend was dead and laid up in a funeral home when it happened. Elsewhere in Oklahoma, a man confessed to killing his father by giving him what Vitch described as an "Atomic Wedgie." Brother Rob corrects the term to "Thermonuclear Wedgie." BOOM! Upset that he couldn't sell his house, a Georgia man did what any of us would have done - drove his truck straight through it. Taylor Swift takes the top spot on Maxim magazine's "Hot 100" list. The guys are still scratching their heads. Talk turns to TV singing shows and how they quickly lost their way. Diddy post controversial comments on Instagram, and race becomes an issue, yet again. Vitch tells the tale of some bizarre Comcast customer service calls, which Comcast say they never made. What say you, listeners? Rob talks about cars that can drive themselves. The future is now! Vitch gets a new cop car. Rob is teaching his daughter to drive, but not the Hemi. Chris Pratt talked about having guys hit on his hot wife, right in front of him, before he was really famous. Don't chase bears with hatchets. It won't end well. And will the guys do a seminar on common sense? It could happen. Tunes this week from Audioslave and Stevie Ray Vaughn. The guys toast the late, great BB King, and more. Cheers!

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38 - "Chopper, Sic Balls!"

The "Labradorasaurus" and the "Beagley-Beagley" join the Signal 70 studio audience. Rob has a tab open. The bar wench is told to keep the Sierra Nevada Celebration Ales and Blue Moons comin'. Sally Kohn tweets about taking advantage of "white privilege." The conversation gets long and white (it could happen) in regards to racism and reverse racism. We hear a comedic, but racial, song from Eddie Murphy's SNL days. From there, we embark on a "beer tour." Vitch and Rob need a road trip to certify the validity of this list of cities (one beer after another). Mrs. Brady (Florence Henderson) says she got crabs, from former New York City Mayor and former U.S. Congressman John Lindsay. In other STD news, a Florida woman gets fleas AND GETS ARRESTED from having sex with dogs and under-aged boys. A Czech Republic teacher has her porn alias discovered, via her students. Why are her students watching porn?? Wait! There's MORE! A Florida teacher gets caught, half-dressed, in a car with an 18 year old student. No big deal, right? They were parked in the school parking lot, the car was filled with smoke, and marijuana was their choice of inscent. In Florida (this should be the start of every sentence), a couple were filmed, by a grandmother, and witnessed, by many others, having sex on a Manatee County beach. Three-way marriage is coming closer to becoming legal, in Great Britain. This puts the institution of marriage up for discussion. Matthew Kohr is suing Starbucks, for spilling a cup of coffee ON HIMSELF?!! An off-duty, Baltimore-area police officer bites the balls of a man flirting with his female companion. Vitch talks music and upcoming shows that he will be attending (without Rob, AGAIN!). A package of cocaine is discovered in a wrapped Nature Valley granola bar, naked men in lawn chairs with automatic weapons, Arkansas seniors put their school up for sale on Craig's List, and much more. This week the guys spin music from God Lives Underwater and Soul Asylum. Happy Mother's Day toast, from Signal 70. Thank you, for listening. Salud!

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Joining Vitch and Brother Rob, once again, is our good friend, Lo. Lo is sipping on some Harp Irish Lager, while Vitch is favoring some Lagunitas "Hop Stoopid" IPA. Brother Rob tops of the "Depth Charge" mug with Blue Moon. Speaking of Blue Moon, some guy is suing the brewer for calling themselves "craft" beer. Vitch mentions the importance of reading the labels on your beers. Lo suggests the guys do an "All Liquor" episode. That could (will) happen. Brother Rob talks about the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. "Flakka" is on the rise in, of all places, Florida. Vitch rattles off a stoner's "To Do" list. In dumb criminal news, a Wisconsin couple get busted for bathroom sex, Chris Brown gets in trouble for assault, and a mom calls the police on her unruly 10 year old. Looks like a case for Lorenzo MacIntosh! In Brother Rob's music news, Prince wrote a song about the unrest in Baltimore, and Bono's arm and hand still haven't healed enough to play guitar. Isn't that the Edge's job? A woman in Florida smacks her boyfriend up after he criticizes her chicken cooking skills, while other Floridians' behavior is just plain crappy. A German website aims to be the Yelp of the European sex industry. A Japanese man invents a video game designed to strengthen kegel muscles. Time to step up your game, Microsoft. A man gets a call from the Pope and almost sends him to voicemail. Brother Rob shares an incredible list of 20 record setting things involving sex. Vitch isn't sure if he's impressed, or horrified. Brother Rob also shares his awesome picks for royal baby names. Music this week from Black Label Society and Pusherjones. Toasts to Rob's cousin Chloe, and Rob himself - celebrating birthdays - and to Lo for joining us. Cheers!

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Brother Rob has some Newcastle Brown in hand, with Blue Moon on "Ready 5." Vitch is test driving a new brew this show - Yards Brewing Company's Thomas Jefferson's Tavern Ale. Brother Rob shares his jury duty experience. Are they ever good experiences? Brother Rob shares a story about ethnic minorities who want "safe spaces," without white people. Didn't segregation end decades ago? The guys discuss the looting/rioting in Baltimore. Pour an extra drink, folks. The social commentary gets a bit deep. Vitch talks about a Florida woman (surprise, surprise) who filed an expeletive laced legal document after a judge threw out her civil suit. Objection! Motherf*cker! A man in England comes up with a phallic way to deal with the pothole problem on the roadways. A man in Greece is convicted of stealing electricity. Not terribly unusual, right? Except that the defendant was dead. Heading back to the USA, a New York man is arrested in New Jersey for being the "Candyman." There's an ice cream store called "The Cannabis Creamery." Bet you can't guess what they put in their frozen treats. In Iowa, NBA great Scottie Pippin's daughter gets arrested for urinating in a hotel lobby, and Brother Rob shares a story of a guy dropping a deuce in the middle of a shopping mall. Like any of us would do. A cop in Texas was facing discipline for having his picture taken with Snoop Dogg. The trooper files suit against the state agency. G's up, ho's down. Vitch plays a tune and puts on his fanboy hat for a minute. An Alaskan duo steals a bunch of pizzas, and tries to sell them to the police. Evil geniuses, for sure. A company has created a sex toy that you can fill with your deceased lover's ashes. That's not creepy, is it? A Georgia woman takes to Facebook to call for the immediate killing of all white cops. How do you suppose that worked out for her? Music this week from Birdbrain and Everclear. Toasts go out to the first responders in Baltimore and those who chose to protest without violence and destruction. Cheers!

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Congraduations to Vitch! Rob, to the rescue. Vitch, is in recovery mode, after graduation celebrations. So, the hair of the dog is Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Rob has a fridge full of Newcastle Brown Ale. The guys counter the final ten of Charles Martel's 100 Worst Rock & Roll Songs of All Time with their own bottom tens. Rachel Lehnardt, the Georgia mother who held a teenage sex-over, is sentenced and another follow up for a story regarding the woman who shot up a McDonald's drive thru, because they did not put bacon on her burgers. In Florida this week, a British tourist urinates in a hotel's ice machine. A pregnant Popeye's Chicken employee is fired, after being held up at gunpoint. Two "friends" get into the classic argument "Apple iPhone vs Android" and it gets violent. A Washington state high school student straps a fake bomb to his body, during a prom-proposal, and get suspended...DUH!! A Pittsburgh man drives through several communities with another man clinging to the hood of his car. We get "Tips For Success" from some billionaire, that the guys find "uber-obvious." Native American actors leave the set of Adam Sandler's new production, due to cultural inconsistencies and insults within the script. The discussion transitions to racial terminology and foul verbiage. Get your $1's ready. There has been a recent trend in strippers performing at funerals in China. Talk about a nice, stiff one?! All this and more, including songs from The Holy Barbarians and Sevendust. This week, Vitch toasts his classmates and fellow grads. Thank you, for listening. Send your comments, please. Salud!

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Show #34 finds Brother Rob starting the night off with some Shock Top, and having some Dos Equis Amber on stand-by. Vitch is trying out some Lagunitas Maximus. Fine drinking all around. Vitch and Rob talk about where you can and can't buy booze, depending on where you live. Vitch updates everyone on Charles Martell's list of the "100 Worst Rock Songs of All Time." Charles says "No Stairway!" Rejected! The guys decide to compile their own list, but only 10 songs each, and the word "suck" is not allowed as a reason. Their lists will be featured on an upcoming show. Kanye West decides America is too racist and is leaving the country. Vitch calls BS, while Rob suggests he just move to Detroit. Vitch takes issue with a guy who punches a toddler in a grocery store, then goes on Facebook to somehow try and defend himself. Ricky Gervais blasts a hunter for killing a giraffe then posing for a selfie with the corpse. A woman in Florida attacks her boyfriend with raw eggs. She got locked up when cops saw a sticky substance running down the boyfriend's back. A man in Florida placed an ad on Craigslist for his phoney money. Brilliant. A New Jersey man steals a car to go to court. It's cool, he returned it....loaded with contraband. A Pennsylvania woman crashes her car and blames her parrot. A chef in San Antonio was ticketed by police for feeding the homeless, in a move that makes no sense. Has Vitch ever shot anyone? Find out in this episode. The guys talk about some cop-related stuff, then Vitch shares a story about TSA screeners in Denver who engaged in some unlawful junk grabbing. A woman in Japan slashed her husband's face after he comits some bathroom crimes. A mother of 5 in Georgia hosts and participates in a teenage drug, booze, and sex party. Who's thirsty for a beer made from sewer water? Yeah, we aren't, either. Toasts go out to some of Brother Rob's family members celebrating birthdays. Music this week from Pink Floyd and The Cult. Cheers!

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The Washington Capitals are in and the Los Angeles Kings are out. Mike Milbury (NBC's NHL announcer) earns the ire of Vitch. Rob has loaded the Depth Charge with, both Dos Equis and Negra Modelo. Don't try this, at home, kids. Vitch gets his homework done and turns it in. Charles Martel, the ace of adjectives, blogs a list of the 100 Worst Rock n' Roll Songs of All Time. The guys discuss the first 80, as the list is not yet complete. A San Franciscan burglar is found not guilty, through successful use of the "I thought that I was inside a UFO" defense. A Bronx woman has married 10 times but divorced only a couple of times. She has a thing for men who the U.S. Government has "red flagged." In Florida, a man throws a Snickers bar at a city bus driver, another man, on drugs, runs through traffic naked, and a woman removes her bikini top, in the middle of a restaurant, working her "breasticles." Google Street View is conflicted whether or not to blur the image of a big-breasted Australian woman, who flashed their camera as it drove by. Kendra Sunderland exposes, again! Sorry, this time, she keeps her clothes on but describes the weird requests she has received on her web cam site. An elderly man and former legislator is in court for sexual abuse, after having sex with his demential wife. A daughter of a man who's house has burned, to the ground, has trouble turning off her father's Comcast service. There's full tracks from Mad Season & Buckcherry. Toasts to a wounded officer & Rob's Grandmother, and tons more. Thank you, for tuning in. Cheers!

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Vitch and Rob are feeling the pain of their day gigs. Vitch has an escape plan, for the family. He will be taking the wife and son to a Washington Capitals NHL game. Ticket prices are way out control, for most sporting events, regardless of the team. Rob's escape plan includes Negra Modelo, while Vitch is in Sierra Nevada Pale Ale mode. Scientists are giving rats boners. I'm hoping that the rats don't reciprocate. Continuing with the theme of science and boners, another group of scientists has completed a guide to "masturbation during an eclipse." A man gets ticketed for driving in the H.O.V. lane with "the most interesting man in the world." A burglar decides to share his hideout location on SnapChat. Minnesota sex laws need to be revised, as a man is cleared of charges for ejaculating in a co-workers coffee. A woman is found guilty of firing a shot into a fast food drive-thru window, when bacon was left off of her cheeseburger. Stripper on stripper action, in a bad way, as one assaults another with a clear plastic stiletto and takes a "selfie." Florida news, this week, includes dog poop smearing, sex in the sandbox, and video recorders in a miniature golf bathroom. Scott Weiland is running out of chances to make good with his fans. Rob "binge-watched" The Jinx (interview/confession of Robert Durst) and tries to sell it to Vitch. All this and so much more, including toasts to Vitch's mom & Rob's dad, a classic from Black Sabbath, and an AMAZING gem from Slash & Myles Kennedy. Salud!

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Vitch and Brother Rob start off show 31 with some Boddington's Pub Ale and Negra Modelo. The tab stays open as they begin planning a pub crawl/remote podcast from Ireland. Talk of accents leads into a brief chat about Simon Pegg movies. Oh, aye. Can we write Signal 70 off on our taxes? Probably not. Brother Rob does Larry King - not literally - and talks about a naked guy in North Carolina - literally - hanging out in his doorway. A 77 year old Utah man has been going full monty for over 30 years until some new neighbors moved in and forced a cover up. A 31 year old Florida man gets arrested for being a super perv in a 7-11 parking lot. A New York man catches a DUI charge after walking into a police car. A man dressed head-to-toe as Darth Vader robs a North Carolina bank at gunpoint. Rob finds his lack of cash disturbing. A man in New Orleans shoots his friend after his buddy tried to give him the wrong kind of swill beer. Susannah Hoffs has done a number of projects, behind Brother Rob's back, with Matthew Sweet. Vitch plays a few samples and the guys almost finish early. Brother Rob has updates on the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Robin Thicke countersues Marvin Gaye's family in a total waste of the court's time. Malfunctioning iPods and iPads make the guys really nervous. Sony creates a product that can hold 64,7500,000 songs. It might be able to hold all of Brother Rob's tunes. That leads to a discussion about music players and the demand for better storage capacity. A movie is coming out this summer featuring 80's video game characters. Vitch almost has a nerdgasm. That segues into talk about a guy named Don Messick. You might not know his name, but you definitely know his work. Microsauce, er, Microsoft discontinues Internet Explorer in a move that shocks no one. Brother Rob's nude Instagram?! Toast this week to Vitch's mom, celebrating a birthday. Happy Birthday, Mum. Music this week from Matthew Sweet and Led Zeppelin. Cheers!

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Vitch and Brother Rob start off the show lamenting about their grueling work schedules while sipping on some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Shock Top. Brother Rob finally scored himself some Guinness Blonde recently, and promptly devoured it well before show time, Smiegel-style. The guys hop up on the soapbox for a few minutes to talk about a group of college students who want to have the American flag removed from their campus....in California. Huh? What prompts young people to want to join ISIS? Yeah, we still aren't sure. Brother Rob scores a crisp new dollar bill from Arbitron to track his radio listening preferences. Clearly, they value his opinion offering up such a huge sum of cash. Take the money and run, Rob! A 32 year old woman in West Palm Beach, FL tells police she went full monty at a Dunkin' Donuts as a sorority pledge stunt. 32 years old? Sorority? Yeah, sure. A woman got hit by a train because she was too busy texting. Surprisingly, no Darwin Award was handed out that day. What do you do when your BFF starts making porn? Beat her up and upload the video to Facebook like anyone else would! If you get arrested for sniffing paint in West Virginia, it's important to come up with a cool alias. Need a place to hide your dope? Just write "Not Weed" on the clear plastic container. The cops will never know. If you park your car in Akron, OH, don't park it in the "Brown Zone." A man tries to rob a salon in Russia, and the owner catches him and brings out the gimp. A Pennsylvania man tries to avoid arrest by rolling around in dog dookie. Didn't work, but still nasty. Pharrell Williams and Robin Thicke jacked beats from Marvin Gaye? Vitch mentions that he's looking forward to someone doing a cover of "The Humpty Dance," and Brother Rob steps up to the plate. He once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Jack White buys an Elvis original. Dave Grohl stops a show to give a souvenir to a blind fan in the audience. "We Are The World" turns 30 years old. The guys toast the passing of Leonard Nimoy and Sam Simon, and offer congratulatory toasts to Rob's friend Sally, and Vitch's pal, Joe. Music this week from AC/DC and Seether. Cheers!

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The guys are joined by the very entertaining and much loved Barry Funkhouser (aka FUNK), currently co-host of The Dirt. The trio discusses Funk's and Rob's history, as they take over the bar. The Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary special becomes the topic. Eddie Murphy must have been abducted by aliens and replaced with a non-funny replica. There is a Southern California gang map, from which it's difficult to determine a posse from a bowling team. A Chula Vista, California couple decides to knock it out, in broad daylight and in front of a downtown dress shop, while a Minnesota couple decides to have sex in somebody else's hot tub. You're thinking that you settled down a little too soon, right about now, right? Meanwhile, in South Carolina, a woman pulls a gun on her boyfriend for picking sleep over sex. History is being made, in Florida, with the first penis reduction surgery. Do I have to state the obvious? Anyway, women are making breakfast with their vaginas, er-um, "vaginae(?)." PornHub does a study on porn activity and it's increase, immediately, following the Super Bowl. Jesse Carey, of the Relevant podcast, listens to Nickelback for 168 hours straight (7 days). A Montana state representative, wants to ban yoga pants. 22 mind-blowing facts about time and much more. Music, this week, from Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars, Vallejo, and Breaking Benjamin. We toast Funk. Thank you, for hanging with Signal 70.

Vitch & Brother Rob are drinking off the same menu tonight, with Rob enjoying a Sierra Nevada Golden IPA and Vitch throwing back some Pale Ale. There may, or may not, be a shot of Jameson in the room. Vitch is becoming accustomed to being a full time student again. He hasn't been in detention...yet. The guys discuss Kayne West stealing Beck's thunder at the Grammy Awards. Stay classy, fam! Brother Rob has a list, from LA Weekly, of the "Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time." Sure, Pretty Ricky could hold a spot on that list, but Rush? Really?! Rap career failing? Join ISIS! Vitch tells the story of a jilted woman who rips open her ex's bag, and an 82 year old woman who steals "Sexiest Fantasies" body spray. Kids not allowed in the adult bookstore? It's cool. Just leave 'em in the car. Rob shares that Charles Manson's bride-to-be didn't really want his love, just his corpse. What do genetic traits reveal about health? Brother Rob has the answers. Your walk can reveal how many orgasms you've had. Vitch & Rob want to conduct that kind of research. Music tracks from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Tool. Toasts this week go out to Rob's Aunt Mary and Vitch's son Jake, both celebrating birthdays. Cheers!

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We find our heroes amidst some sports talk. The Seahawks decided to give a championship away, while the "Caps" whacked the Kings 4-0. The NHL Winter Classic and more hockey news dominate that conversation. Charles Manson might be getting pre-wedding jitters. Never fear, Suge Knight is on his way! Celebrity Criminal News transitions into Stupid Criminal News, as we check in with Florida, North Dakota, and South Carolina. On tap, Vitch is doing Harp Irish Lager. It's a Sierra Nevada Ale Variety 12 pack, for Rob. Vitch has the lineup for the 2015 Summerland Tour and Rob is baffled by a Crossfade web search. We get a concert recap and updates from the band The Smithereens. Vitch saw them (live) and was close enough to get an interview, BUT didn't! McDonalds' CEO is stating that the fast food giant will be eliminating french fries, from their menu, and replacing them with sliced apples. Rob shares quotes from women asked if craft beer drinking men are better lovers. Oregon State home-made pornstar, Kendra Sunderland, has been presented with her punishment but will, likely, be a million dollar porn queen regardless. Elizabeth Raine is auctioning off her virginity or was. A Wall St. executive is fired for her naked pics and embarks on her porn industry career. Closing out Rob's sexually related news stories is "5 Things That You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)." There is more, including full tracks by Crossfade and The Smithereens. This week's toast to Debe Castro (friend of Rob)and to Bruce Jenner. Cheers!

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We start the show by welcoming back a good friend, and stunning guest, Lo. Lo is sipping on Guinness Blonde, Brother Rob is enjoying a fine Scotch Ale, and Vitch has the ginormous mug topped off with Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye. Vitch shares 20 movie quotes that were "cleaned up" for television broadcast, and it's horrifying. A clip from comedian Patton Oswalt confirms this theory. Brother Rob has music news about Puddle of Mudd front man Wes Scanlon's arrest at an airport, as well as upcoming album releases. Who else is excited about new Kenny G? Uh, not us. Vitch updates our listeners on our favortive Floridian with three breasts, or, as Brother Rob affectionately calls her, "Thripples." Don't brag up warrants on Facebook. A woman orders a Whopper and gets $2K in cash instead. WTF is a "Yumbo?!" Ever lost your mind in a McDonald's drive-thru over extra BBQ sauce? How many cows is your wife worth? Vitch, Brother Rob, and Lo have a conversation about "interesting" names. Ever felt like calling up the British Prime Minister and pretending to be the head of a UK spy agency? Apparently is isn't that hard. Music from Limp Bizkit and Rush, and much more. Toasts this week go out to Lo for joining/putting up with us, and to the Seattle Seahawks. Cheers!

Harry Caray is in studio, when the guys open the mics. The conversation turns to Fireball, which is on tap, along with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Shock Top. Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins front man) sends a letter to Marilyn Manson, warning him of the dangers of his relationship with Rose McGowan. The title of Show 25 presents itself, as the guys elaborate on the dating history of said Mr. Manson. From there, we are presented with audio tracks from some pretty famous tunes. This leads to concerns about the true vocal talent of some of our favorite artists. Rob gets quizzed, by Vitch, on his James Bond/Austin Powers trivia knowledge. Dustin Diamond (Screech/Saved By The Bell) gets arrested, on charges that he stabbed a guy during an altercation. The name of a new line of dermal products has raised a few brows. It's called "Foreskin." Give it a minute. Page 3 of The Sun is under fire from activists, who would like it to include shirts and bras. A man in Vermont has been urinating in laundromat washing machines. The police utilize social media to apprehend him. The Doomsday Clock has been bumped ahead to 3 minutes to midnight, due to environmental conditions and a perpetual nuclear threat. A man leaves thousands of dollars and other valuables in his unlocked car. The culprits make it easy on law enforcement when they create a YouTube video, bragging about their newly acquired fortune. Protestors, in Boston, shut down a major highway and get confronted by the non-protesting public. Deflate-Gate is the hot topic. The New England Patriots' views, on the accusations, are quite different from those of Vitch and Rob. There's more, but I'm getting writer's cramp. Toasts to Rob's newly discovered relative, Cousin Bill and to co-workers of Vitch who, recently, achieved promotion. This week's "tuneage" from P.O.D. and Material Issue. Cheers!

The second show from 2015. After a brief recap of 2014, the guys discuss some upcoming, personal events. Vitch is concerned about his son becoming fluent in 'potty-mouth." I think it's only a matter of time. On tap, tonight, are Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and Shocktop. Anyone see a trend in beverage preference? Time to get ahead of your favorite bands, with the first Signal 70 concert and album update. Vitch brings audio of a couple guys shredding out some Slayer on little kid instruments. It is BAD ASS!! In "wasting tax-payer dollar" news, the name Van Halen is being fought over in court. An old maid gets married to her two housecats......purrrrfect. A man, going by the handle of "Poop Gangsta," not only shoots a man but drops some knowledge. The movie rights are being worked out, as we speak. A 17 year old girl beats up a fellow classmate, for playing the "fart game." Meanwhile, in Florida, restaurant patrons try to pay their tab with counterfeit money; which was a gift from "Black Jesus." Rob tried to pay a bar tab with his Mervyn's card, once. He has no ground to stand on. Politics and music don't mix. Actually, celebrity (of any kind) and politics is rarely necessary. Rob and Vitch also agree that social media (Facebook) is not the place for your political and/or religious agenda. A walking billboard gets arrested for selling drugs, while wearing a t-shirt saying "Who Needs Drugs?" A couple is arrested for having sex on top of a vehicle at a car dealership. Now that's what I call a TEST DRIVE! Mechanofilia is in the air, as an elephant in heat attacks a car going down a road, in Thailand. Closing out the show, Rob and Vitch discuss upcoming/anticipated movies for 2015. There's more, but you aren't reading this anymore. Tonight's "tuneage" is provided by The Foo Fighters and Rage Against The Machine. This week's toast is going out to Soi and Gary Moore who, both, have passed away recently. Rest In Peace, brothers.

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To get through the last show of 2014, Brother Rob enjoys a variety of fine beers from a holiday sampler pack, and Vitch stays in his Sierra Nevada wheelhouse with some Celebration Ale in the mug. Vitch tells Brother Rob about a unique bottle of beer he received as a Christmas gift that requires a team of strong men and some furniture straps to move. Play-Doh is making penis toys? Vitch sets listener Scott straight on who Brother Rob actually is. In Episode 13, the guys discussed the nominees for the 2015 Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction. In this episode, the inductees are announced and discussed. Does anyone know who the Paul Butterfield Blues Band is?? No shortage of Stupid News in this episode (and, of course, some of it comes from Florida). Brother Rob grows his own stash....of peppers. Is your favorite stores closing in 2015? The guys reflect on the past year. Brother Rob runs down a list of amazingly stupid city ordinances and struggles with a less-than-reliable bottle opener. Capping off the show, our last call for 2014, Vitch & Brother Rob share some resolutions for 2015 that they hope others will embrace. Music from The Killers and Iron Maiden, and much more. Cheers!

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Tonight's drink specials: Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and Shocktop. Indians are phishing for Vitch, but he is way too smart for them. ATTENTION EVERYONE LOOKING FOR SELENA COOPER, she no longer has the cell phone number that Vitch has had for over a year! Rob gets a wrong number from a guy wanting him to stop trying to f@ck his wife? In "music" news, Scott Stapp has escaped from his home, and is involved in world espionage. In REAL music news, the guys delve into the "Ultimate Guitar Showdown." The Sons of Anarchy finale can be discussed. Rob has, finally, seen it. "Don't jerk and drive!" is the new safe driving slogan. No matter how you look at it...it is sound advice. Where do you get your news and is it unbiased?"Mini-Vitch"loves to go to the beer store, with his dad. A man, who hasn't had the use of his arms, is arrested on gun possession charges. Texas is trying to institute an "open carry" law. Studies show that changing the 9-5 work schedule can have health benefits. In "only in Florida news," two men steal toys, from a Walmart, by faking a heart attack. The U.S. Navy is developing a "shark-drone"....lasers, not included. North Korea punks Sony Pictures into not releasing the Seth Rogan/James Franco movie, The Interview. Are you , still, reading this? Get to downloadin' and listenin! Full tracks from Filter and Volbeat. This week's toast(s) go out to Scott Davis and to the Jews.....er......Hanukkah. All this and so much more!

Dos Equis Amber and Harp Lager are the beers of choice, this fine evening. Vitch presents a list of "crazy girl" names... which are shared with a few of his exes, as well as his wife. The music is flowing, as the guys introduce a new feature called "Random 5." Vitch picks five acts and so does Rob, they each pick one favorite tune from each, and share them with you. The Navy has lasers and will not hesitate to use them. You can get a DUI for eating beer-battered fish....AND BEER! Florida twins are cat-fighting over sex toys and a man. Scientists are working on a bionic bra. Have you ever cooked bacon, naked? Naked bacon-cooking armor is now available. Speaking on naked, there is a movement to "free the nipples"... you know, topless women!? I'm thinking that the guys are ready to vote in favor, if it makes it to ballot. Okay, now, we know why it has not been made legal, already, as a Florida man is arrested for masturbating, naked, in his mom's front yard. A former tycoon hides part of his car collection, in a French barn, for 20+ years (estimated value $18 million). Nickelback has a new record out. Vitch plays a sample from it, and the guys are shocked to find that it's good! Billy Corgan (The Smashing Pumpkins lead singer) ranks his band above Pearl Jam, Nirvana, and The Foo Fighters. Santa's secret is out. He has slave elves, called "Black Pete." This week's toast is to Rob's wife. Full music tracks from Everclear and The Smashing Pumpkins.

On tap tonight: Newcastle and Lagunitas I.P.A.. You have been warned. The Depth Charge and the Ginormous Mug are loaded and capable of full saturation. The race war and police hatred are getting out of hand, as protests reach the NFL, social networks, freeway on/off ramps, etc. In other crime-related activity, a school library book is returned after 65 years. In Florida news, a man fills his pants full of tongue......cow tongue, that is. Another man gets arrested for throwing a McChicken sandwich at his pregnant wife. A young lady, busted on drug charges, posts her mug shot because it's "cute." A woman stabs her boyfriend, for feasting on their Thanksgiving spread without her. Creed front man, Scott Stapp, claims that his fortune has been stolen. He is available, for comment, at Holiday Inn. Law firm testimonials are covered, "if you or a loved one has died." Vitch and & "the Mrs." go to the Art Alexakis show. We get a run down. Axel Rose responds to false reports about his demise. The Stone Temple Pilots have replaced Scott Weiland with Chester Bennington (Linkin Park, lead vocalist) and released an EP. Signal 70 is your #1 source for year old music news, tour information, and album release dates. The James Bond movie title has been released. Rob is avoiding trailers for that and the upcoming Star Wars motion picture. The world's longest pub crawl (at least until Vitch & Brother Rob shatter that record), sriracha-infused stouts, 10 things you might not know about vaginas, and much, much more. Happy Birthday toast to Vitch and a tribute toast to Vitch's father. Bad ass music, this week, includes full tracks from King's X and Stone Temple Pilots.

The show opens with talk about the Monkees, Boondock Saints, and The Walking Dead. How does it all tie together? Rob is hung over and has left the "Depth Charge" in mothballs. He is drinking Shocktop.....with a slice of orange. Vitch has loaded the "Ginormous Mug" with Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and Jameson Irish Whiskey is on the Alert 5. Vitch goes grocery shopping and a shady character asks him to trade groceries, paid for with state assistance, for cash. Rob pisses off his neighbors and his brother.... indirectly. With Ferguson dominating the headlines, how could it not be discussed? Gun control for toddlers is a must. Looking for Christmas gift suggestions? How about the Lego Strip Club? "Crack Mayor" DEAD, reads the TMZ headline, regarding the death of Marion Barry. Vitch's 4 year old son is a magician, in training, and wants EVERYTHING for Christmas. BIG surprise, right?! A man, named Phuc Q....Fuck You, is arrested for attempting to rape young "menzez." A couple, having sex roadside, causes a traffic jam. A Texas teacher signs a sex contract with one of his female students. Talk about "cramming for exams." Signal 70 kids are more computer savvy than their fathers will ever be. Halle Berry got a judge to disallow her daughter's hair to be straightened. Bette Midler is asking Ariana Grande to be more of a singer and less of a slut. The guys talk about radio, disc jockey voices and personas, FCC licensing, and so much more. Full tracks, this week, from Rough Cutt and Shinedown. Cheers to YOU, our listeners, and to retailers that are not forcing their employees to work the Black Friday madness.

The good news....Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale has been located and liberated by Vitch. Rob has a loaded "Depth Charge" full of Fosters Premium Ale. Who would have thought that Brother Rob used to sing Barbershop? Jose Canseco is selling body parts, on EBay. Charles Manson is sending out wedding invitations. A "closeted" boyfriend gives his girl 6 reasons why he's breaking up, while a middle-eastern man divorces his bride, on their wedding night, after seeing her face. Atari games are netting BIG bucks. A cop is arrested for upholding his own version of the "penal code." ♫ She came in through the dashboard window ♫ A woman is struck, crossing the famous "Abbey Road" and a delayed reaction to another pedestrian/car incident. Bill Cosby is accused of rape.....a quarter of a century or more after. An Australian grandmother sunbathing topless gets incorporated in a real estate billboard sign. In strippers behaving even "badlie" news, beat downs are taking place using stilettos and "fellatios" (w/ franks). A woman lets her dog mark territory, in a clothing store. We find out what REALLY happened to Vitch's foot. This week's toast is to the Dropkick Murphys, with explanation. Full tracks from Soundgarden, Fuel, and the Dropkick Murphys. Do you like white meat or dark meat?

Rob goes to the store, to look for Guinness Blonde Lager, but ends up with Fosters Premium Ale. Vitch has himself some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, while waiting for Celebration Ale to appear on store shelves. Signal 70 is hit with a summons, for jury duty (okay, it was Vitch). He got paid $15. Drinks are on Vitch! We find out that the guys aren't into outdoor hobbies, as in hunting and fishing. Joe Dirt II is in the works. There a couple of new studies, explaining the stupidity of some of the population. Hopefully, there will be a cure soon. Dorito flavored Mountain Dew and liquid peanut butter doesn't sound good, sober. Lisa Ann calls out Philadelphia Flyers player Michael Del Zotto, for soliciting hook-ups from the porn star's friends. Monster energy drink is, apparently, devil's spunk? In music news, The Cranberries front woman, Dolores O'Riordan, is arrested for assaulting a stewardess, an update on Led Zeppelin's future, the band Live releases new material, and Mick Jagger is asking for 12 million dollars, from the Rolling Stones' insurance company. A billionaire is happy losing 972 million dollars, in his divorce. Sam Simon (The Simpsons co-creator) is donating his entire fortune to charity, upon his death. All this and so much more. Glasses are raised for Tara Haas, Sam Simon, and to veterans / active duty personnel. Featured artists, this week, are Chevelle and Live. Something is awry?

Vitch pulls the trigger on the brand new Guinness Blonde, and it's incredible! Rob is doing Negra Modelo. The San Francisco Giants have won the "Wild Card World Series." Big whoop, er, I mean, congratulations Giants. The Signal 70 studio refrigerator is loaded with quality beer. Where did the orange juice go? Who cares, there's BEER! Renee Zellweger has had some work done. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Aaron Lewis (Staind - lead singer) puts a few stains on the National Anthem. Hockey Legend Gordie Howe has health issues. Signal 70's very first guest is in studio. Say hello to FIRECHICK. Negative Yelp comments (or all negative comments, for that matter) are, sometimes, not justified; especially when given by negative, ignorant ass-munches. Wholly missed calls! The "Obama phone" has been stolen! Vitch shares his Dave Attell experience. A woman gets arrested for shoplifting sundries; sexual sundries. Apparently, it is not good to have sex in the ocean. You might get stuck? Sounds terrible, right? If you get arrested, it's not good to give them Denzel Washington, as your name, unless you are, in fact, Denzel Washington. Rob gives Vitch and Firechick an "80's" Movie Trivia quiz. Neither of the guys dressed up, for Halloween. But there are some good costumes discussed. The show, then, turns to fun with Firechick. This and so much more, including full tracks by Our Lady Peace and Alice In Chains. This week the guys are toasting Firechick, the Pennsylvania State Police, the FBI, and U.S. Marshal Service. Pop the cap, sit back, and laugh your arss off!

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14 - "Extraterrestrial Bean Flickers"

Ow-WOOOOOO! Just in time for Halloween, Vitch has got a hold of some Newcastle Werewolf. Rob has, finally, opened his 12 pack of Negra Modelo. Only good brew will do for Signal 70. Vitch takes issue with another public servant and continues the "bitch pitch" about a lady whom is more concerned about an ambulance blocking her car, than the injured human beings that need medical attention. Desensitization and police bashing are becoming more and more commonplace. A Florida man inseminates a stuffed horse, at Walmart. Another man fakes a coma, for two years, to avoid prosecution. A waitress, in Indiana, receives a "shitty tip"... literally. A 10 year old boy, has no respect for his elders. Don't blame the music, the video games, nor the toys..... it is poor parenting. Rob gets educated on the situation surrounding Deftones bassist Chi Cheng's accident and demise. Plenty more music related stories, pertaining to the likes of the Foo Fighters, Alice Cooper, and Led Zep guitarist Jimmy Page. If you have $150,000.00 lying around, ebola.com is up for sale. A Cleveland convict is seeking parole, so he can watch LeBron James win a championship with the Cleveland Cavaliers. Reality TV takes a hit, with the cancellation of "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo." Cheer up. The guys discuss plot holes, between the Star Wars trilogy and the prequels. A painter is claiming to have lost his virginity to an extraterrestrial, and to have fathered lots of illegitimate alien babies. All this and tons more, including full tracks by The Deftones and Alter Bridge, and toasts to Chi Cheng and our very own Vitch.

The show begins with a bitch being pitched via Rob. He is so aggravated that he went straight for the Jameson & Coke but, later, makes the switch to Dos Equis Amber. Vitch and the Ginormous Mug are going to battle with Smithwicks. Freezing the cheap stuff (liquor) kills the after-taste and drinking beer makes you smarter. Apparently, none of the drunk drivers that Vitch has pulled over were drinking beer. They weren't so smart. The guys get into a list of 8 "celebrities" who wanted to pose for Playboy, but were turned down. Ukraine has evolved to the 20th century and found Star Wars, as Darth Vader is added to the ballot. Sears gets some backlash for selling swastika emblazoned jewelry. Apple and Facebook are financing egg-freezing procedures, for their female employees. Rob likes his over-easy (his eggs and his women). The guys have something to say about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, the latest nominees, and acts that have been snubbed, but are WAY worthy. A nurse in Italy has been accused of killing 40+ patients who she thought were irritating and/or who's family members were not agreeable to her. A tattooed model conducts Mozart with her "chesticles." A mother writes in to an advice column, stating that her son was masturbating while sitting in the penalty box during hockey games. Do you, or can you, cut out alcohol, while in the midst of an exercise/diet regimen? Well, it is healthy to drink in moderation. I'm in! Juliana gets toasted, exclusively (she knows how much she's loved). This week, full tracks by Velvet Revolver and Papa Roach.

The Los Angeles Dodgers are out. Rob's baseball season is OVER! Lagunitas Hop Stoopid Ale is being enjoyed by Vitch. Sadly, Brother Rob has never heard of it. Rob, on the other hand, started with Kirin Ichiban and switched to Dos Equis Amber, neither of which is relieving the pain of his calf strain. Polyphonic overtone singing sounds better than Justin Bieber and is dolphin-friendly. Jack Black says that women in the music industry have a tougher path to fortune, fame, and success. There is a woman, from down south, who is breaking into cars in an attempt to remove I.S.I.S. terrorists from glove compartments. A 4 year old brings heroin to daycare for Show & Tell. In more drug news, a cocaine dealer’s identity is hi-jacked by DEA agents to Facebook friend the rest of the related cartel members. 7th Heaven actor Stephen Collins admits to child molestation. He's a shoe-in for"7th Hell." Mash-ups, via the band Rock Sugar, are discussed. Oh yes, there are some music samples for you. Kickstarter takes donations to prevent Canadian rockers, Nickelback, from performing. Taking the games back to the bare essentials, the guys discuss the Nude Olympics. Blah, blah, blah.....yahtta, yahtta, yahtta...... 17 hour erections, more music talk, and Skype's encryption of Rob's voice. It's like Suduko, but for your ears. No, not your rears, your ears! Full tracks by Queens Of The Stone Age and Korn. This week, the boys toast to the Los Angeles Dodgers, Rob's daughter Madelyn (birthday), and Mr. Matt Cooper, Esq. (birthday).

The Yuengling is flowing, for Rob. It's not distributed in California. The password is: CONTRABAND. Vitch finishes all of his Sierra Nevada Flipside and makes the switch back to Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Then, the guys get all of their bitches pitched early. Vitch doesn't dig self-checkout stations nor runners who feel the need to jog in the middle of the street versus the sidewalk. Law breakers should not profit from their crimes, regardless of any excessive force by law enforcement....especially when it's funded with Rob's tax dollars. Rob is also concerned about the safety of his kids, when the school hires a child molester and another former police officer who's going through an internal investigation. It is going down, and quite frequently, at one Florida retirement community. A new, unnamed game is unveiled. The game involves iPods, on two coasts, multiple categories, and cat-like reflexes. Find out who wins. UPS cannot barter, apparently. A "brown" driver steals an extremely valuable package and trades it for a little "green." A British couple shares their fetish for sex dolls. Suck on that, EHarmony! Other topics include a list of bands who have replaced past members with relatives (where's Lynyrd Skynyrd??!!) and much more. Full tracks from Stone Temple Pilots and Seether. Honorees of the this week's toast are Charlie Brown (who turned 64 years old) and friend-of-the-show, Firechick (who went through a recent surgery). RATED O-G, by the MPAA. May not be suitable for uptight adults and young children. Violence, nudity, sexual situations, crude and sexual humor, strong language.

The show begins amidst discussion about car troubles…specifically, Vitch’s police cruiser. A woman takes police (not Vitch) on a high speed police chase, stating that she could not stop/slow down because her foot was stuck to the gas pedal. Another couple, endangering their child by not putting it in a child car seat, decides to increase the danger level by hiding the child in the truck while pulling over for a traffic stop. Seems legit, right? Rob has his own version of the “Ginormous Mug”. It takes 3-4 Newcastles, at once, and needs a name. The “O.G. Ginormous Mug”, is loaded with Samuel Adams Octoberfest. Who’s down for Tacos & Meth and/or some THC dipped lollipops? 10 grams of pot…decriminalized, while it is a greater offense to be in possession of a bong. Canadian household products don’t fly. Conceal & carry can be a pain in the butt…even when you carry it in a shoulder holster. White House security is discussed, as well. One woman gets a third tit, in an attempt to discourage prospective suitors, and another gets enhancement surgery to look like a dirty Barbie. A Denmark “breastaurant” serves up “happy-ending meals”, by adding sex toys to their menu. One-armed bandits to languages and education, cell phones, meals with call girls, and much, much more. Discussion and toast for ailing AC/DC co-founder and guitarist Malcom Young. Full tracks provided by Faith No More and AC/DC.

Rob is back, from Texas. Lots of beer was destroyed while hitting all of the "breastaurants," and strip clubs. Vitch enjoyed The Pat McGee Band, in concert, over the weekend. The Ginormous Mug is filled with Harp and Swithwicks is flowing, as well. Apple is releasing the iPhone 6 and violating Vitch's iTunes account. The "bitchin'; will be pitchin'!" Plenty of music talk, as usual. Usher rips off Homer Simpson and Kanye West is at it, again. Dee Snider chimes in on Gene Simmons comments about "rock being dead," as the guys put that topic to bed. Do you have any/all of the "20 Mandatory Songs That Should Be On Everyone's iPod?" Vitch doesn't. Date rapists beware! Scientists have developed a nail polish that detects date-rape drugs that have been added to a potential victim's drinks. The guys share each of their top 10 "desert island discs." A female street artist/muralist wants to take a dump on her neighbor's property. Slash (of Guns n' Roses fame) offers his 12 most influential guitarists. False police accusations continue, and lots more. Full tracks by Bad Religion and Tonic. Toasts, this week, go out to family & friends, because you guys rock. Cheers!

We find the boys “beers deep”…again. Vitch is taking selfies with the “Ginormous Mug." We find out that Bob Uecker is, in fact, alive & kickin’. When that happens, there has to be discussion about Mr. Belvedere and the urban legend related to that show. Survivor lead singer Jimi Jamison dies, the day after being mentioned on Show 7 – “Dilligaf." Signal 70 has been ruled out as suspects. Gene Simmons calls the death of rock at 19:15 hrs PST and is ordered to surrender the KISS ARMY. Dave Grohl takes offense in Gene’s declaration, as well, while promoting the latest Foo Fighters album. Let’s just say that Rob & Vitch talk A LOT of music, this week. The unofficially titled “Battle Quotes” reemerges. Brother Rob may have gone too far back in time for his quotes. Apparently, nude celebrity photos are falling from the “The Cloud” like rain. Should your privates stay private, in private messages and in the private parts of your PC or should your pubes go public, when they are sent via the “unhackable” internet? Toasts this week for the NFL, Jimi Jamison, and Joan Rivers, full tracks by The Almighty Ultrasound and A Perfect Circle, and much more. BURP!!

Beer stations! The guys are on “hop alert”. The “Ginormous Mug” is full of Widmer Brothers Upheaval IPA and we, once again, find Rob drowning in Shocktop. No disrespect to Canadians, but all non-U.S. coins have been removed from Vitch’s “penny-top bar”. The basement (aka Signal 70 Headquarters) is an Irish Pub style studio. If Rob lived closer, it would be VERY DANGEROUS! The motion picture “The Notebook” inspires incest, at a southern Baptist church. Make sure you check the toilet for hidden cameras, next time you’re in a public restroom. How much can you write off, on taxes, for that human skull you’ve just donated to Goodwill? “YOU GOT 24 HOURS!” to complete the “Chug a beer/ P.M.S. Challenge”…with a Bostonian accent. A Texas brewery has created a 99-pack of their “Peacemaker Ale”. Who’s up for a beer run? “Tastes GREAT, LESS filling” and “Real Men of Genius”… some of the best beer commercials of all-time. Matches and Quarters are up to no good, but getting full pensions. A delayed reaction to “supposed” police misconduct, along with some inconsistencies in a reverend’s story, make for a Ferguson-like situation…NOT! Like that fat chick, you’re embarrassed of hittin’, a panda has faked pregnancy to get attention. Rob tries to rename “Hello Kitty”, because it has taken 40 years for it to be made clear that the character is not a cat. All this and SO MUCH MORE! Full tracks from Josh Todd and Queensryche and this week’s toast to Brother Rob’s 19th wedding anniversary, Tara Haas and her battle with cervical cancer, and to Matt, who lost his pet/friend Piper this week. Salud! (that’s Spanish)

Things are moving pretty fast. Vitch is bursting at the seams to share a special Signal 70 announcement. The show is now available on iTunes! After braving the “Delawaters” of the Atlantic, Vitch has returned to share a few highlights from his vacation. The conversation gets kind of deep, as the guys give you their favorite comedians of all time. If you haven’t figured it out by now, Signal 70 loves pop culture, music, games, and lists, but especially, sharing their favorites. Assuming that he is being racially profiled, a man to steals a laptop, plus other diabolically criminal minds. Hair of the dog is the recommended remedy for a hangover…hypothetically. The next day (or any day, for that matter) should not include any of the 12 Most Disgusting Cocktails that Rob could find. No toast to dead guys, this week. If you listen closely, you can hear Vitch's in-studio guest - Guinness the "Labradorasaurus!" This episode’s drink specials include: Shocktop…again (It was on sale! FORGET ABOUT IT!!), Harp Lager, and Bushmills Irish Whiskey. Today’s “tuneage” provided by Bob Mould and Stone Temple Pilots. All this and MORE! Act now, and we’ll DOUBLE your offer!! *wink-wink*

We see the reemergence of the “Ginormous Mug”, filled to the brim with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. It holds two, twelve ounce beers. That’s double-fisting, with one fist. Rob is drinking Pumpkin Wheat, from Shocktop, which spawns Vitch’s disapproval of seasonal beer brewers. Who has had enough of the “Ice Bucket Challenge”? I’m thinkin’ that the boys have HAD IT! New York city beaches ban flotation devices. Fences are being put up, in Maryland…but not for the reason you’re thinking (the password is…Knee-jerk reaction). Ferguson, MO is the latest leader in the production of acts of human ignorance…no matter what side at which you are looking. To lighten up the mood, Vitch and Rob introduce a new “battle quote” game, which is currently unnamed (insert your suggestions here). Judges will determine, later, that there was “Foul Play” and declare a new champion. Speaking of movies, there’s a soft core/horror/thriller/children’s flick about a girl who has an angry appetite for franks, hot dogs.…wieners, really. Rob wants to rant, but educate about Facebook game request protocol, the “official” definition of “poking”, and, overall, Facebook etiquette. We pour one out for the late-great Don Pardo and discuss his career. All this and so much more, including tracks from Slipknot and Social Distortion. It’s Happy Hour times TWO!

After a brief summer vacation, Vitch and Brother Rob are back. The Smithwicks is flowing, as well as the Bushmills. Who would have thought that whiskey is not appropriate, for church? They give a shout out to Kevo and Montoyis, at the BeatinDaBlock podcast, and get into a discussion about the greatest cover songs of all-time (at least, the less obvious ones). Are you NASCAR or are you NHRA? Marion Barry pays all of his parking tickets, yet they remain unpaid. And NBA bully Ron “Metta World Peace” Artest decides on a new handle, to avoid suspicion by the Chinese Basketball Association. Rob shows off more of his psychic abilities via Skype, the guys toast the genius of Robin Williams, and delve into suicide. Frank Caliendo does an impression of Robin Williams voicing the entire cast of The Wizard of Oz. That guy, Frank, has some “Mad” skills, too. This week’s full tracks by The Black Crowes w/Jimmy Page and Volbeat. If you listen REALLY close, you can hear the bottom of the whiskey bottle. Cheers!

Vitch is serving up White Russians, as the vino flows for Brother Rob. This leads into a conversation about the wives, wine, and the early days of drinking. A couple serves up joints at their Colorado wedding and the boys chime in on their thoughts on legality. BTW, Vitch NEVER inhaled. A drunk man gets run over by his own truck, and former Brother Rob doppleganger, Kiefer Sutherland is deemed an asshole by Freddie Prinze, Jr. A former WWE champion thwarts a burglary. A strip club endorses a reverend with priors. A decade old sex toy encounter in Scotland comes to an end. A man in Alabama is looking for his penis, while another man keeps a log to keep track of how often his wife doesn't look for his. Delta might "fly the friendly skies," but on the ground their pilots are d-bags. There's music from Corrosion of Conformity and Godsmack, and much more. Cheers!

Vitch and Brother Rob belly up to the bar this week and after Vitch mentions he’s drinkingSierra Nevada, Rob shares a story about how the pale ale caused him to miss a Ted Nugentconcert. While on the topic of the “Nuge,” Vitch & Rob discuss how being a talented guitarplayer doesn’t always qualify you to talk about politics. Vitch talks about a UK death metalband that pulls a stunt worthy of a David Blaine special, then Brother Rob asks the noseburningquestion: Can farts cure cancer? There’s lots of music talk in this episode as the guysshare with you their picks for the best women in rock. There are a ton of sound clips fromsome amazing singers, plus full tracks from L7 and Liz Phair. Did you know Joe Pesci made tworecords? Vitch went to talk about one, then found the other. It’s as awesome as you couldimagine, fucko. All the music talk wraps with Jimmy Fallon’s duet with Eddie Vedder, which isSTILL stuck in Vitch’s head. Vitch shares a recent lifestyle change, and much more. Cheers!

Vitch and Brother Rob pop the cap on the first "official" Signal 70 show. Rob's hooked up to a Newcastle I.V., while Vitch is pounding a "ginormous" mug of Harp lager. We kick around some World Cup discussion and pour a few out in honor of Tommy Ramone, Casey Kasem, and Ann B. Davis - Alice from the Brady Bunch. Vitch tells Rob a police story about confrontational idiots to pacify Rob's fears that he is turning into a "grumpy old man," but then relays a story about how he got called out for being an old man on Facebook. We talk about why Vitch thinks hockey is a superior sport, "YouTube" legal experts, how Autotune is music bulls*it, and whether or not Vitch should attend his high school reunion. There's a triple shot of music from the Ramones, and much more. Crack a brew or two, and have some laughs with us. Cheers!

Vitch and Brother Rob turn on the microphones, with the intent on testing “the signal”. You can call it “pre-season podcasting.” Levels are being tested, in every aspect of the word. We learn a little bit about Vitch & Rob, the definition of “Signal 70”, and how the show came to fruition. The brilliance and inspirations, provided by Matt Cooper, are discussed, as well as the state of radio and podcasting. We spin a little ditty by Sevendust and talk about Guinness…the “Labradorasaurus”. After a few drinks, talk turns to sex…specifically, HBO’s obsession with pimps & ho’s in the 90’s, Joe Francis, and Girls Gone Wild. We vent about domain name profiteers and finish off the bottle and podcast with a toast. You don’t have to be drunk to listen, but it can’t hurt. We’re pretty proud of ourselves. Cheers!