Conversationalist

Entry Moderator

Granted, but you burn down your house, kill hundreds of people with your magic, are arrested and sentenced to death, in an attempt to try to teleport your way to freedom, without knowing the proper spell, you rip your body to shreds and don’t reassemble.

Archivist

Pokémon Master

Granted. You are now capable of teleportation, but only in ten inch increments. Teleportation is also taxing on your mental abilities, and you must take several minutes to recuperate or risk brain damage.

Entry Moderator

Granted, you are now an obscure artist that no one has ever heard of. Your talent is the only ability you have and you starve for months trying to make a living off of charcoal sketches as you can’t afford paint and canvas.

Sr. Forum Moderator

Your powers a realized and you initiate the command to phase through the walls of the school girls changing room. You die a horrible death as every element in your body loses its mass and turns into neutrinos which Earth leaves behind in the depths of space. See you next year!

Conversationalist

Granted, but now you’re the envy of your co-workers. They become so enraged that your boss chose you over them for who knows what reason like magic or something that they photoshop pictures of you and the bosses wife. You are fired on the spot, good luck trying to get another job Boss’s wife fucker.

Conversationalist

Conversationalist

Nintendo is now an adult-entertainment company and Luigi is their go to sexual mascot, he will do anything and everything to please any of his lovers (including Mario and all the other Nintendo characters). ANYTHING.