A Brief History of ESPN Hiding Naked Crotches Behind Stuff

The splendor of the human form—it’s why sports are cool! However, due to various factors—propriety, tradition, and safety—a uniform usually covers up the bod while sports are in action. What a pity. To correct this injustice, ESPN, bless its determined heart, frequently attempts to show the human physique as it was meant to be seen: mostly naked apart from conveniently placed sporting equipment. Just as the universe intended.