March 2007 (12)

Aaargh, getting married in the morning, folks! One sleep to go! Unfortunately, such is the level of anxiety caused by the imminent departure of my doggie for Las Vegas, combined with the fear of flying I mentioned in my last entry, that I'm not sure just how m...

Despite the title of this entry, anyone who seen the recent photo I posted of my shoes will probably have guessed that I'm not really much of a one for travelling light. Oh hell no. In fact, I've just spent almost the entire day packing for my honeymoon, and t...

Weal Watch:
The weals are still in situ, but every day brings them a little closer to normality, and I have everything crossed that they will have disappeared completely by Saturday. Oh please, God, let them have disappeared completely by Saturday...
Wh...

Because I know you've all been up all night worrying about the status of my RED WEALS (and let me tell you, I certainly have) I'm taking a break from my hectic schedule of FREAKING THE HELL OUT to update you. You will thank me for this one day when you, too, w...

OK, so we have antihistamine cream. We have haemorrhoid cream. We have industrial strength intensive cream for very dry skin. We have a little miniature hairdryer which, OK, has nothing at all to do with the RED WEALS, but which was only £5 in Boots, how about...

There's just six days to go until the wedding folks, and guess what I got this week? Yes, that's right, I got me some RED WEALS. Aaargh! You remember my red weals, don't you? They were the huge, ugly ass red marks that appeared underneath my eyes last year... ...

It's Mother's Day here in the UK, which is as good an excuse as any, I think, for me to post this picture of me and my mum, which is one of my favourite photos in the whole world ever:
Yes, those are live monkies we're holding. It was the olden days, ok...

Rubin writes...
Now, I don't want yoos all to get too jealous here, but it's like, I think I might be goin' to Las Vegas again. I'm not that bothered about it. I mean, I've been before, and let me tell you, it's not all that great, Las Vegas. Last time I we...

So, that thing I said about having finished all of my Projects of Doom for the month? Scratch that. Actually, my life just seems to be one huge, endless P.O.D at the moment: no sooner is one finished than another one comes along to take it's place. Damn.
Th...

Rubin writes...
Yo peeps, s'up? Rubinman in da house...
So, at the weekend it was Amber's "birthday", but guess who got presents? YES, it was ME - the Rubinman got presents, and let me tell you, that's exactly the way it should be, because do you know wh...

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