News Racist Shoots Off His Balls, Blames African-American

White man trying to buy gun shoots self in penis — blames it on a black guy
A South Dakota man is currently in custody after telling police officers he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when he actually shot himself while attempting to purchase a gun illegally, reports the Argus Leader.

Convicted felon Donald Anthony Watson, 43, was admitted to a local emergency room late at night on Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, and told local law enforcement that he had been shot during a botched robbery.

According to the arrest report, Watson said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment.

Investigators who went to Watson’s apartment said there was no evidence of a shooting outside, but neighbors told them they heard screaming coming from his apartment earlier in the evening.

After obtaining a search warrant, officer entered his home and found blood, bullet fragments, and an empty gun case.

Pressed by police, Watson admitted that he made the story up and was looking at handgun he was thinking about buying and placed in his pocket where it went off, with the bullet hitting his genitals.

Watson — who refused to tell police where the gun disappeared to — has been charged with of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, and two counts of false reports to law enforcement.

Don Watson was admitted to the Avera McKennan emergency room in the early hours for a gunshot wound to his penis, according to an arrest affidavit.

Officers went to his apartment block and failed to find any supporting evidence, but did find a resident who heard a bang from the man's apartment following by howls of agony.
After a search warrant was executed at his apartment, investigators found what appeared to be bullet fragments on Watson’s bed, court records show.

Later Watson changed his story and told police he managed to shoot his manhood while looking at a gun he intended to buy.

His story was he was examining the gun, placed it in his pocket and the gun discharged, striking him in the penis.

He refused to tell officers who was selling the gun and where the gun is now or how the bullet fragments ended up in the bed.

Watson was arrested on charges of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, false report of a crime to law enforcement and false report of information to law enforcement.