Of course, at first glance the crunchy products of the Love Toaster might elicit a smile, and might just thrill a little kid, but we can't imagine this Love Toaster settling any disputes. It might be a good gift for Grandma.

A week later, no one will even notice those three little words "I Love You" printed on that toast. It will seem like a dopey joke. Too bad you can't select other choice phrases to burn in. Find out your family's tolerance level for a mere (?) $62. – Charlie White