"Big Sister Chie!!!" Arika glomped Chie hard after spotting her (finally.) She began shaking Chie like a soda bottle. "Where have you been?! Where's Aoi, Mashiro, Shiho and the others?! I need someone real here!!! The others are so lost, they're talking about boars! You've gotta help!!!"

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Mai-X-ProjectThe law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.

Who could impersonate Shizuru so perfectly? Then, looking over the girl in her arms much more carefully, she realized this girl was....smaller? This girl was smaller that her Shizuru and a wee bit younger.

"Is that why you've been crying?" Natsuki asked. "Cause you're not as...uh...you look different than the real Shizuru??"

"Then...then..." Natsuki voiced as she tried to piece all this together in her mind.

The manly woman looked to Nina then to the supposed 'Shizuru'. "Then your an imposter?...A mute imposter???" She asked, not really looking for an answer, she just liked to rabble when she was confused. Manly ramble of course.

"Why would they send a mute to pose as Shizuru?? What sense does that make? Or wait, are you a clone? A tiny clone? Are you not talking because whoever made you forgot your vocal cords?"

Nothing made sense anymore! Now she was starting to question if the underwear she put on today was real or was it some kind of speaking-inabled imposter?!

Haruka thankfully kept herself from bursting out in uproarious laughter. "She's not a mute! She's just shy, and easily frightened. Also an idiot." 'Had to slip that in somewhere.' Haruka thought, devilish smile on her face.

Angry crimson eyes glared at the blonde bombshell. Lilac eyes glared back and further scared Shizuru.

'She's right! I'm afraid of everything!' Shizuru screamed in her mind, closing her eyes while fighting back tears of realization and horror.

Rolling her eyes as she knew how the other girl took that, Haruka just sighed. 'This will take a while...'

"Hey, I have an ide--" Natsuki cut herself off when she saw a rustling in the nearby bushes.

She got up slowly and left Shizuru on the ground, quietly telling her to stay calm. She made her manly way over to the bushes stealthily and then, quietly, very quietly...She kicked whatever was in the bushes with all she had.

A buck toothed nerdy girl with glasses and short hair fell out, "Hey!" She yelled.

"Yukino! What have I told you?! You ARE TO STAY 100000 YARDS FROM MY SCHOOL! ALWAYS." Natsuki yelled.

"I...I just wanted to offer those kids some candy and ketchup..." She explained pitifullly.

Yukino's face turned from happiness to digust, "YOU BITCH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUNGER THAN THAT!! GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY!!!"

Just as Yukino was about to pounce on Shizuru and make her regurgate her candy, Natsuki grabbed her by the collar.

"Hey assshole, you can't use the candy anymore is she already-- Oh wait. I mean," Manly Natsuki restarted. "Hey assshole, what the fucck do you think you're doing? I happen to know that meeting girls who AREN'T minors is beneficial to you and your sex life..." Natsuki nodded and shook her head with pride.