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A few days ago, we went over to the beach and I decided to find out exactly how far his non-belief in science went.

There was a cargo ship out toward the horizon and it was sailing south. I asked him if he knew that ships going south moved faster than ships going north. “Really?” he said. “How come?” I told him to look at any map or globe and that it was obvious that ships sailing south were going downhill and ships sailing north were going uphill. Nodding his head he said, “That’s interesting. I never realized that.”

This is a true story and, quite honestly, I find it frightening to have to share the planet with people this incredibly stupid. It might be proof positive that listening to Limbaugh and watching Fox “News” rots your brain.

True story...ya right. A lot of these morons like Cyrano wouldn't know the "truth" if they walked into it.

The moon is upside down in the southern hemisphere, isn't it? Wait, there is no moon down there, right? Wait, the moon is in a different phase down there, right?

Most of the simpletons in the DUmp will believe this.

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.C. S. LewisDo not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. (Are you listening Barry)?:mad:Ayn Rand

I miss the ol' days of when a cop jumped out of the bushes.....ahhhhhhhhhhhh the good ol' days....

You know what PBS, you are exactly right.

The cop that jumped out of the bushes launched a thousand bouncies but you know what...I'm beginning to believe that story is actually true. It has to be. Every other bouncy is just the same old shit (Fox, christian, white, repub, limbaugh). The players are always the same.

Does this guy realize that his neighbor's cousin posted the same story on a conservative website, except that the way he told it, his neighbor is a libtard who is so stupid that he thinks that south is "downhill"?

He once wrote a fictionalized account of an encounter in order to go on the internet and anonymously belittle the people around him in real life, and thereby assert his own moral and intellectual authority. You can't even call him a liberal because being a liberal means you at least have enough intelligence and curiosity to understand and believe in something. Rather, he is an unthinking loyalist to a political party, because his parents and social peer-group are. A shill and a hack; he is a mindless automaton that has been duped by "the man" into thinking he is standing against authority, when in reality he is only standing against diversity and free-thought.