The Shortlist for Oct. 27

50 Cent appeared on Gayle King's talk show this week to promote his new book about bullying, and apparently fell in love. "I finally met a women that is smart, sexy, sophisticated, classy and secure. I think I love her," he tweeted. Then he got sexy: "She's perfect Her thighs define sexy,her hip's are just right,her eyes talk to me. Oh and her a--." Then he proposed: "So we have been together 10 minutes now were engaged. @Gayleking, Yah, she’s the one." And finally, his new lady tweeted back, getting all domestic: “50 Cent, loved having you on the show. See you at home. What do you want for dinner?" (Jezebel)