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[Jonathan Pie:]Source: LYBIO.net
For the time being at least a UK military intervention seems unlikely.

Why are we doing this outside – I’m just – because it’s cold, and it’s starting to rain and we can easily do it from a studio. I’m just wondering what – well that’s very easy for you to say in the ivory tower, I’m just wondering – really, really? Okay do know what he just said? He what he – he just said, why do you for once in your life just do the fucking news. All right no, no, no. No I’m going to do. No I’m going to do the fucking news no.

Here is the fucking news:

Ex commercial TV PR Man, Old Etonian and occasional pig fucker David Cameron, would like to bomb Syria.

Unfortunately Russia has got there first and America has been doing it for ages. He wants to bomb Syria to stop the flow of refugees, fleeing all the bombs. He’s also hoping it will stop the increased influence of Islamic extremism. Bombing Syria will of course destroy the one remaining multicultural society in the region leaving it open to the increased influence of Islamic extremism! To bomb Syria therefore is clearly, mental!

In other news. No, no, no, no, no, I’m doing – no I’m doing the news– I’m doing the fucking news! In other news – in other news, Muslims are bad, China’s bad but, but not as bad as it used to be and Russia is always bad. Nuclear weapons are good and to suggest not using nuclear weapons is bad.

On to the economy:

[Jonathan Pie:]Source: LYBIO.net
Debt is good. Corrupt banks are bad but not bad enough for us to do anything about them and poverty in the UK is a figment of your imagination.

On to housing:

Jeremy Corbin’s plans to build affordable housing and create social housing for the poorest people in our society is a terrible idea. That’s according to muti-millionaire, property magnet and all round shit pots of Alan Sugar.