The Knicks did what they do best last night: they lost a game in hilariously inept fashion. While that's bad news for Knicks fans, it's good news for people who like schadenfreude. In that spirit, here are the best of last night's postgame quotes, ranked.

Here are your 2013 New York Knicks, Knicksing it up in Madison Square Garden against the Washington …
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7. J.R. Smith: "We knew we had three timeouts. We have guys who [have] been in this league, 11, 10 years. We were on the floor. We just have to do a better job of that. We can't put everything in coach's hand because he's out there thinking and reacting like we are. We have to do a better job as players and be generals out there."

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Carmelo on Woodson: "If he says it's his fault, then I guess it's his fault"