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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown wrote an op-ed calling for his fellow Democrats to “stop bashing President Trump.” Brown, a longtime fixture in California politics, said his party may risk having problems in the midterms if they don’t let up on the anti-Trump rhetoric. “It’s not going to be easy,” Brown wrote in the San Francisco Chronicle on the prospect of Democrats halting their repeated attacks on the president. “It might even mean checking into a 12-step program,” he said. California Congresswoman Maxine Waters was outraged at his suggestion. “Who does Brown think he is?” she began. “Right now, our party doesn’t have enough time before November to figure out an intelligent message, and he knows it. My plan is to constantly repeat my slogan ‘Impeach 45’ until the cows come home. I think Brown would best utilize his time, by motivating all those African-American weirdos in San Francisco to get out and vote!”