(NOTE: I wrote this crap a long time ago – at the very moment my intense hatred for LeBron was born. Yes, some of it is out of date. Most of it isn’t. No, I’ll never get around to changing it. Yes, I am lazy.)

We are all witnesses…

…to the bullshit.

Why does this site exist? Simple: because I hate LeBron James. I hate him for many reasons – some within his control, some outside of his control. However, ultimately, he is the one most responsible for what he has become: a complete monstrosity. So I focus my hatred on him. I hate LeBron James.

LeBron James has been the most hyped sports figure, possibly the most hyped human being, in the history of civilization. Think about how ridiculous that is. Nike conspired with a bunch of cracker-ass suburban teenagers, Stuart Scott, and thousands of sweatshop factory owners in Southeast Asia to create a GOD out of a kid who bounces an orange ball off of a wooden floor. And most of this transpired before he even played in a single NBA game, let alone before he made his first playoff game-winning shot with the help of an unconscionable travesty of a five step, triple pivot foot travel.

I didn’t start out hating on LeBron. When he first came into the league, I decided that it wasn’t his fault a bunch of goons had decided to invest millions and millions of dollars in him and turn ESPN into a scientology-esque brainwashing mechanism to pump him up. I gave him a fair shake. But ever since the Cavs lifted themselves out of the basement and into relevancy, and I actually had to see LeBron play in some games of consequence, I realized that I just can’t stand the pompous jerk he has become. The real LeBron is an entirely different creature than the LeBron filtered through Sportscenter, stories written by spineless sportswriters with massive LeBoners, and super-overwrought Nike commercials. Bottom line: LeBron is a cheater. Charging? Not Lebron. If they consistently call him for charging in one game, he whines during and after the game, and the calls abruptly stop. Remember Kobe’s “the charge/dunk” on Steve Nash? LeBron did the same thing, only more obvious, and of course it was completely overlooked during the in-game and post-game analyses. And “The Travel” game-winner? What a joke. And, as both the Wizards and Pistons series proved, it is pretty clear that nobody calls fouls on the Cavs at the end of close games. Did I just see a foul on Gilbert Arenas? Rip Hamilton? Rasheed Wallace? Nope. Of *course* not.

And the announcers? If I couldn’t actually hear them clapping their hands like little schoolgirls every time LeBron touches the ball, I would swear they were gently cradling LeBron’s nut sack with them. And all of this is LeBron’s fault. He loves it and feeds it with a steady diet of overexposure, mega-annoying antics, and transparent displays of false humility. However, despite Nike’s legion of handlers and PR guys, LeBron’s false modesty has fallen away, exposing him for the pampered, ultra-conceited, ref-coddled little punk that he is. He relishes in the circus of bullshit like a spoiled little brat. The talcum powder clap thing? The whining and scowling when he is clearly allowed to travel, charge, and bumble his way to the basket on every play? Talking trash when he knows damn well that he wins games because of 1972 Olympics vs. the Russians-style bullshit? Yeah, he had his “the mailman doesn’t deliver on Sundays” moment. But it was pathetic and tacky, not ballsy.

What does all this mean? Mark my words: LeBron James will be the one to finally ruin the NBA.

Throughout the ages, many assholes have tried to destroy professional basketball…but they have all fallen just short. Some were great players, some were huge jerks, most were a combination of the two. Wilt Chamberlain: too powerful. Michael Jordan: too good. Shaq: too much of a freak. Kobe: the Gumby fade (oh, and he might have done a couple of other things…). Scottie Pippen: never tipped a waitress in his life. Harold Miner: just plain sucked. None of these guys forced fans to totally write off professional basketball. But none of these guys had enough nicknames to get the job done, did they?. LeBron “Golden Child, LeBronze, Chosen One, ‘Air’ Apparent, Bill Brasky, King” James will succeed where they failed.

Does anyone really think that a player already christened as the greatest player ever by dozens of prominent sportswriters won’t be fellated by the media so as not to render all of their “greatest player ever” predictions invalid? Does anyone really think that the player unanimously decreed to be the future of the NBA before he played a single game, and who is the foundation of Nike’s biggest marketing campaign ever, won’t be shamelessly protected by the refs? If LeBron ever does win an NBA title, it will have at least as much to do with the 8,000 foot Nike poster plastered on the side of the moon as it has to do with his skills.

So, in summary, I hate LeBron James with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So should you. And by the way, Cavs fans, you’re a bunch of punks. I hope you cry when LeBron ditches you for the bright lights of New York. I’m glad Jordan made that one shot on Craig Ehlo and then almost punched his head off. You deserved it. I might feel sorry for you after you have repented and you begin to hate the Knicks or the Nets or whatever franchise steals your star. Cause he’s not yours for long.

832 Responses to “Why Hate?”

He is an EGO maniac. Oh, and he is Fake. I can’t stand him. And yes he had something to do with the past coach vetting fired. Now he is letting the new coach now his place by switching his pillow. He left the other team because they didn’t let him do what he wanted, with this team the owner let’s him do what he wants.I can say all this because I am not afraid of LeBron like everybody else.
He is going to face consequences in life for treating people the way he does.In life what goes around comes around. LeBron remember that.

He is an EGO maniac. Oh, and he is Fake. I can’t stand him. Yes he had something to do with the past coach getting fired. Now he is letting the new coach know his place by switching his pillow whole sitting on the bench. He left the other team because they didn’t let him do what he wanted, with this team the owner let’s him do what he wants.I can say all of this because I am not afraid of LeBron like everybody else.
He is going to face consequences in life for treating people the way he does.In life what goes around comes around. LeBron remember that.

Lebron is a immature child who has had the world handed to him sence 16yrs old, no d wade no 2 rings simple and 2 is nothing to brag about bill had 11 and jordan went fucking 6 for six in a league of big men violence and hand checking……lebron is a pussy he makes the sane scared ass ” i dont know what to do” ass “o shit we gonna loose” ass face everytime i watch him crumble in the finals 2 for fucking 6….is that a passing ratio???….. No sorry its not can we all get real and look at how challenging it was for players who had to fight to be the best had to work at that shit every day & night… After a loss kobe is in the gym shooting 1500 shots after a loss jordan is throwing chairs, hitting the bench, the leg press running suicides, then shooting 1500 shots….HEART…lebron has none at all…the game comes easy no work put in as if hes a kid playing the worst team in 2k with the game setting on easy as fuck… Look im a hooper played for dc assult and morgan state university…basketball takes heart love dedication appreciation for the game and passion, you see it in players today like green from golden state or westbrook from the okc thunder older players like d wade from the heat kevin garnet allen ivetson and kobe from the lakers lebron has never had to fight for his legacy because its been given to him. Taking a house cat that is bigger than the other kittens andvtake it out back to the alleys…does it succed on many meals or only a couple?

Lebron is a immature child who has had the world handed to him sence 16yrs old, no d wade no 2 rings simple and 2 is nothing to brag about bill had 11 and jordan went fucking 6 for six in a league of big men violence and hand checking……lebron is a pussy he makes the sane scared ass ” i dont know what to do” ass “o shit we gonna loose” ass face everytime i watch him crumble in the finals 2 for fucking 6….is that a passing ratio???….. No sorry its not can we all get real and look at how challenging it was for players who had to fight to be the best had to work at that shit every day & night… After a loss kobe is in the gym shooting 1500 shots after a loss jordan is throwing chairs, hitting the bench, the leg press running suicides, then shooting 1500 shots….HEART…lebron has none at all…the game comes easy no work put in as if hes a kid playing the worst team in 2k with the game setting on easy as fuck… Look im a hooper played for dc assult and morgan state university…basketball takes heart love dedication appreciation for the game and passion, you see it in players today like green from golden state or westbrook from the okc thunder older players like d wade from the heat kevin garnet allen ivetson and kobe from the lakers lebron has never had to fight for his legacy because its been given to him. Taking a house cat that is bigger than the other kittens andvtake it out back to the alleys…does it succed on many meals or only a couple?

Lebron is a immature child who has had the world handed to him sence 16yrs old, no d wade no 2 rings simple and 2 is nothing to brag about bill had 11 and jordan went fucking 6 for six in a league of big men violence and hand checking……lebron is a pussy he makes the sane scared ass ” i dont know what to do” ass “o shit we gonna loose” ass face everytime i watch him crumble in the finals 2 for fucking 6….is that a passing ratio???….. No sorry its not can we all get real and look at how challenging it was for players who had to fight to be the best had to work at that shit every day & night… After a loss kobe is in the gym shooting 1500 shots after a loss jordan is throwing chairs, hitting the bench, the leg press running suicides, then shooting 1500 shots….HEART…lebron has none at all…the game comes easy no work put in as if hes a kid playing the worst team in 2k with the game setting on easy as fuck… Look im a hooper played for dc assult and morgan state university…basketball takes heart love dedication appreciation for the game and passion, you see it in players today like green from golden state or westbrook from the okc thunder older players like d wade from the heat kevin garnet allen ivetson and kobe from the lakers lebron has never had to fight for his legacy because its been given to him. Taking a house cat that is bigger than the other kittens andvtake it out back to the alleys…does it succed on many meals or only a couple?

Lebron is a immature child who has had the world handed to him sence 16yrs old, no d wade no 2 rings simple and 2 is nothing to brag about bill had 11 and jordan went fucking 6 for six in a league of big men violence and hand checking……lebron is a pussy he makes the sane scared ass ” i dont know what to do” ass “o shit we gonna loose” ass face everytime i watch him crumble in the finals 2 for fucking 6….is that a passing ratio???….. No sorry its not can we all get real and look at how challenging it was for players who had to fight to be the best had to work at that shit every day & night… After a loss kobe is in the gym shooting 1500 shots after a loss jordan is throwing chairs, hitting the bench, the leg press running suicides, then shooting 1500 shots….HEART…lebron has none at all…the game comes easy no work put in as if hes a kid playing the worst team in 2k with the game setting on easy as fuck… Look im a hooper played for dc assult and morgan state university…basketball takes heart love dedication appreciation for the game and passion, you see it in players today like green from golden state or westbrook from the okc thunder older players like d wade from the heat kevin garnet allen ivetson and kobe from the lakers lebron has never had to fight for his legacy because its been given to him. Taking a house cat that is bigger than the other kittens andvtake it out back to the alleys…does it succed on many meals or only a couple?

I’m from Cleveland and I hate LeBron. I liked your reasons for hating him but then you had to rip all Cleveland fans . So all I can say is you’re a helmet! In case you don’t know what that is it’s a DICKHEAD!!! See ya bitch.

Stan Van Gundy is right; Lebron gets every call. He’s as protected as Jordan was. It makes Cleveland games virtually unwatchable. He is a Nike and ESPN creation. The shame of it is that we will never know how good he really is because he’s so protected by the refs.

Lebron is a coward and bussiness but not a warrior and cavalier! He is eager for the NBA Champipnship but hunting for shortcuts always! As great players as he is, he should stay in Cav and try his best to make his his promise coming true: bring one championship for his home town. But he went to Miami and got two Champions there. Any more urgly thing he did was his “Decision 2”. He abandoned his “Brothers” D.W and C Bosh and came back to Cav again!
He gave up all his dignity and reputation! He is like ” Lv Bu”—— a historical general in Chinese history who owned a very excellent KongFu but he surrendered twice and served for 3 different armies! That is why I hate him.
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It’s simple he is just a kid that is good scoring points but have no clutch to dinish the job. He’s not a true leader that inspires the rest of the team. Also his time of be the NBA face is matter of the past. Now the 75% of the NBA promo is Curry, Splash Brothers, Dubnation and Warriors.

I really thought this was a joke, but this is an actual hate website. I just dont understand why you would take time to spread such hate about someone you don’t even know! It saddens me that social media gives people an outlet for such nonsense.

I hate Lebron more than ever after he goaded Draymond and then practically demanded that the league suspend him. Then, in game 6, he got 95% of the calls, while Curry was being manhandled and having phantom calls made against him. Ayesha Curry is right when she says the league is rigged for money reasons. What she left out is that it is rigged to protect King James, by any means necessary. This WWE manure we are witnessing has got to stop. There is an entire generation of viewers that has no idea what a fairly contested NBA playoff game looks like. Wake up NBA and networks and trust that your game, when conducted on the up and up, will generate very strong ratings and will ensure that the game has a bright and sustainable future. This mindless promotion of Lebron will undermine the game’s credibility and inevitably lead to its demise.

You people are a bunch of nutcases. I can’t believe you’re investing time into “hating” anyone who you don’t know intimately, let alone someone you’ve never met, let alone someone who, by ALL OBJECTIVE STANDARDS, is among the greatest sports icons of his era, a 3-TIME NBA CHAMPION, WHO DEFEATED THE FIRST 73 WIN TEAM EVER, A 4-TIME LEAGUE MVP, 3 TIMES FINALS MVP, 2-TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST AND THE MOST COMPLETE BASKETBALL PLAYER TO EVER LIVE.

Lebron grabbed my nuts many times during the finals to the point where I have e.d. now.
I’ll never have a third child and now ayesha bangs me in the ass, that was the deal if I lost the finals by choking.
I know lebron is a bad guy but when I was in college he came to my game and fondled me in the locker room so I had respect for him.
Not anymore, I hate him.