Tag: E’Twaun Moore

E’Twaun “Moore Buckets” Moore lived up to his nickname tonight: he got a bunch of buckets! Fine, that’s not really his nickname. I don’t know what his nickname really is, and I’m not about to check basketball-reference; they made a fool of me when they told me Channing Frye’s nickname was “Buffet of Goodness” and…

OFFICIAL GUARDS WHO PLAY MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES PER GAME SORTED BY FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE POWER RANKINGS 1. JaKarr Sampson (59.1%) [what the hell, I guess I should have put a game restriction on this list since he’s only played in six of them] 2. E’Twaun Moore (54.6%) [I honestly thought he would be first,…

You have two cookies. You eat one. What do you do next? E’twaun Moore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Special thanks to YouTube user Kyle Lowry (presumably not the real deal) for that joke. You da real MVP) I chose the right Pelicans game to watch tonight. One of my favorite role-players, E’Twaun Moore, having the game of…

E’Twaun Moore did it! After years of setting and re-setting the same career high at 24 points, he has broken through, scoring 27 BIG points against the Warriors! If I use exclamation points people will be as excited as I legitimately am for this amazing scoring outburst! Yeah! Woo! Yeah right. Enjoy your Curry highlights,…

This is now the fourth time E’Twaun Moore has scored 24 points, his career high. No one cared the other three times he did it, so I can be safe in assuming that no one cares now. Sometimes I doubt my subscribers’ dedication to the cause of glorifying role-players. I enjoy Moore’s game. Honestly, and…

This is the third time E’Twaun Moore has scored a career-high 24 points. The last two times came in February two seasons ago while he was with the Bulls. Now, everyone knows that the point total that denotes an “actually good game” is 25. That’s the threshold. Any lower than that, and you might have…

Since E’Twaun Moore is probably the fourth best player on the Pelicans right now and there will never be a better opportunity to hype him up to the world, I went out and bought a billboard that says “I Want Some More Moore” in big block letters next to a picture of his head and…

Much ado has been made about how the Pelicans have no scorers at all surrounding DeMarcus Cousins and Anthony Davis, unless you count Jrue Holiday. You should also count Alexis Ajinca but that’s not relevant because he doesn’t play. Anyway, the Pellies finally got a good scoring performance out one of their role-players when E”””’Tw””au””n…

So I keep sending invoices to E’Twaun Moore for my “personal brand development consulting” fees, and he keeps on not paying them. So I’m going to put him on blast, right here, right now. Full blast. Mr. Moore, pay your damn invoices. I don’t think $250,000 is even that much, all things considered. I spent…

Was there a less heralded free-agent signing this year than E’Twaun M’oore going to the Pelicans? Before we go any further, the above sentence is a primo example of “Betteridge’s Law of Headlines”, which states “any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no”. The phrase in question is…