Armor Cupid

At first, I was going to recommend a dating sim as the Time Waster for this week. After all, this is Valentine’s Day week. (It’s this coming Saturday if you’re wondering.) But unfortunately, something happened along the way. As I searched for a Web-based dating sim online, I discovered that most of them weren’t PG.

In fact, a majority of them involved hentai stuff that have no place being in an upstanding video game blog. So sadly, I had to pass on writing about the Naruto Dating Sim.

Instead, I searched around and found this fairly innocuous shooter calledArmor Cupidby Armor Games. If you’re looking for mild nudity or mild adult themes, this is not the place. But that Naruto Dating Sim is.

In this game, you move your cursor around with the mouse and click the left mouse button to fire. Meanwhile, you’ll have to move the character with the arrow keys. You’ll jump over obstacles and tackle blobs and other creatures that are making Valentine’s Day awful for spouses and couples in a relationship.

It’s mindless fun if you’re not too busy buying flowers for the missus.

Play Time: A couple of minutes tops. There isn’t much to do here except move forward and fire off magic arrows. On the other hand, the Naruto Dating Sim can suck up a fair amount of your time … not that I’m recommending it.