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So that's why Jews never discovered Jesus… They can afford to shop at nicer places.

The couple who found the receipt said it has special meaning because they had just returned from a church service about "if you know God would you realize, like, would you realize it if you saw him." Which is crazy because I just read an interview with Joan Osborne where she said the original chorus to "One of Us" was "What if God was a Walmart receipt."