Victoria's REAL Secret: The Deaths Of Innocent Birds

As usual, the Victoria's Secret Fashion show went off without a hitch. It's just a shame that they had to take the lives of so many innocent birds in order to make it happen. That's right, Victoria's Secret has been luring in trusting birds and using them to create custom-made "Angel" wings. Doesn't sound very "angelic," does it?? This terrible injustice can no longer be covered up with shimmering body bronzer. It's time for Victoria's Secret to take some responsibility for their actions. And if they won't, we will. These are the birds who gave their lives for the most anticipated lingerie show of the year and also the only one anyone knows about.