Take the Blue Pill Challenge

Or, if you don't want to waste 6 whole months when you could be out getting a bunch of sexthings on your alpha cock, you can follow these alternative steps:

1) Subscribe to this subreddit

2) Watch "The Matrix" or at least google "matrix references" so that you get our references

3) Read stuff on this subreddit

4) Remember that females don't count as real people

5) Stop being a beta mangina pussy feminazi shill and start being alpha

Not sure if The Blue Pill is for you?

trust me it is

Required Reading

reading is for feminazis we already know all the knowledge there is to know plus most authors are controlled by this culture of radical feminism

Other Things

No we don't misogyny

Y u say dis

We don't hate women

If we hated them

Why would we want to use them for sex and only sex and nothing else?

duh

Edit: srsly tho we're not misogyny I swear

stop

I for one love females

Mostly for sex reasons

Edit 2: k its not funny anymore

stop

Edit 3: Downvotes, really?

Edit 4: ok fuck you imma just finish this sidebar and if u don't like it deal w/ it

~~~ HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS ~~~

by SaltyChristian, expert on everything

Locate a suitable sexthing. This can be any female. I recommend going to a 7-11 or your city hall to find some.

Approach the sexthing. This stage is actually more difficult than it seems, because you have to move a certain distance. As we know, the world has been corrupted by feminism (e.g. Mitt Romney bothering to make a binder of sexthings because of feminist pressure, /r/seduction being taken over by feminist ideals). You will have to walk through a dangerous feminist area, as all areas are dangerous and feminist, and you might get oppressed.

Talk to the sexthing. Don't use your own words though. This creates conversation, which implies a certain degree of mutual respect. If she talks first, act like you didn't hear her. Use one of the Approved Opening Lines listed in the faq.

Ask us. Take out your phone or other mobile device, and create a post on this subreddit. The many enlightened people here who have also taken the blue pill can discuss the situation with you.

Do whatever it is you're supposed to do. BUT NOTHING MORE. Do not start conversation. Do not answer her, unless your strategy explicitly includes it.