In the last episode of "Visit France! - My mission" Elmer tried to learn about French history but only discovered cowards and incompetence. Whilst trying to enter the country, a probe entered his lower rectum, instead, with surprisingly delightful results, as the strong connection between Elmer and Jesus was strengthened still! Elmer realized that Jesus is the only True War Hero™! Don't worry, if you find this confusing, it won't be after the second episode (below).

I had survided my ordeal the previous day (praise JESUS!) and, again, it was morning. GLORY! I immersed myself in education.

France is a country that has been totally and almost irrevocably saturated by cat lickism, absolutely and undoubtedly the most disgusting and demonic religon that Satan ever invited. It combines idolatry to the worship of the anal orifice in a manner that has never been surpassed. It also shows extraordinary persistence in the countries of the Meditationerian Sea, lands inhabited by the mongrel peoples of Japhetic descent mixed with Hamite blood.

Deuteronomy 7:2-4, all forgotten by these nations!And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them: Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

Because of this, I was initially delighted to learn that the amount of Mary worshippers is actually DECREASING in Godless France! A few decades ago almost everybody bowed to the cat lick false priests, now the numbers are down to one half during these Ends of Time. If you study this according to the people's opinion (which is notoriously untrustworthy in cat lick countries but can give some insights), only one quarter consider themselves papist. This is certainly a promising sign, as cat lickism is WORSE THAN ATHEISM OR AGNOSTICISM; as compared to the state zero of atheists, cat licks have to first unlearn their false doctrines before they can actually start gaining in Godliness at all (let's be prudent and say they start at -50). Unfortunately, the expected demise of papism has not brought about any healthy changes in the Frenchies' attitudes to the most crucial and pivotal problems that our Earth faces today. Only 10% of them believe in resurrection and Hell is not even considered in the questions! Almost 70% of them, in contrast, believe in murdering innocent fetuses for Satan via the free abortions. Luckily, only about 5% are mudslimes.

It all comes down to the uppity scum that started to revolt in the late 18th century! They have never repented. They have tried to establish idol worship in a country that has never seen anything but idol worship aka papism! Now they have replaced the idolatry of Mary and Anus worship with scientism, soccer and disgusting cuisine!

Ephesians 6:5 - Servants, be obedient to them that are [your] masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;

I finally had a rendez-vous with my Baptist liaison, Jean-Marc (I cannot disclose his last name as he is persecuted). The 6500 Baptists in France are a mess. Women give speeches, tithing is underrated, rod is seldom admistered. My scolding was cut short as they wanted to take me visit some cultural sights of their boring country. I could not finish my sermon (in French) as I was hastily directed to a vehicle (a Citroën that broke down twice during the 100-mile voyage).

This is the car I had to tolerate during the trip.

They took me to see the coast and a "wonderful Christian abbey"?! What do abbeys have to do with Christianity!? Nothing, as we know!

5 The dungpile

Cat lick greed - papist lust - Jesus sobs and weeps

Mt Saint-Michel is an island half the time and a mud-enclosed rock the other half depending on the tides in the Chanel of England. They call it a tidal island that is surrounded my mud n' slime. I had wished to see the nearby Omaha Beach resorts, where real American® soldiers died for the sorry French asses but instead I had to visit the vilest of the vile. A cat lick monument of anal rape.

This momument of cat lick greed and lust for power and catamites was constructed starting during the 9th century. Men and women who should have given their tithes to a True Christian™ community were forced to waddle in the sludge carrying construction materials for these homermonks! The result is a physically impressive assembly of stone buildings topped by the actual abbey and its riches.

The road to the abbey is the most obnoxious travesty of Cristianity I have ever seen. The road leading to the top is flanked by countless shops and alcohol vending venues selling cheap souvenirs and booze to Jap tourists that swarm the area. Jesus is not going to tolerate this!

Matthew 21:12-13. And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

How different from a pure, True Christian™ Baptist Church that is meek and humble. The tithes of our believers are used to enhance evangelizing the Word of God®. But there, in the papist dungpile, the Japanese poured their yen on shops and boozerhouses. On the top, the abbey looked despisingly down at the scum that flocked the streets. The design is ingenious in its demonic nature. The filth, dung and humanwaste consisting of the monks' feces, urine and semen, can be easily discarded by throwing them on the needy at the lower levels who in desperate but misguided efforts to gain the next meal and SALVATION™ consume this cesspit of demonic material in order to live to the next day unknowing that the next station of this Metropolitain is HELL! Needless to say, I vomited on the streets before we reached the abbey doors. Here you had a pay a FEE to enter. Needless to say, I once more vomited and refused to enter. My hosts were flabbergasted and proved to be false Baptists. I immediately started to recite the KJV mightily but to no avail. We were gently but firmly removed from the premises, thank GOD!

1 Timothy 1: 8-11But we know that the law [is] good, if a man use it lawfully; Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust.

6 My view into deepest HELL

The cathedral - the altar boys - the despair - Jesus is the Savior of all - except of cat licks - stay tuned!

On the way back my hosts were sullen as I expressed VERY honestly my thoughts on the abbey visit. However, I was somewhat delighted as we seemed to share some common groud. They chatted excitedly in French and while I could not follow the conversation in detail I got the gist of it. They mentioned Brother Vladimir Putin (but pronounced his blessed name 'Pewtang' or Putain as is their funny way). I presume they also find him Godly and worthy of mention.

We came to a large cat lick false temple called Charters (I suppose they are chartering it from the pope). Three false priests and some boys were practising for a false mass.

Then it happened.

A boy carried a vessel with foul incest and one of the false priests touched his shoulder and guided his hand. An unuttered understanding was transmitted between their eyes. Supposedly the man was educating the boy in proper attitude during the false mass but then the boy reciprocated, leaned by half an inch towards the man. They were homerlovers. The others had sly smiles and slimy saliva on their mouths.

Needless to say, I vomited heavily and, again, started reciting from Romans 1:For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

Here you see a swarm of papists planning on a strategy to spawn their semen in unsuspecting boys.

The day was ending and I saw absolutely NO HOPE for France. The false Baptists took me to a hôtel and I started my prayer duties in earnest. I was thankful that the next day could NOT GET ANY WORSE.

It did.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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Re: Visit France - My mission (day 2 of 4)

Ah yes Brother, Mont Saint-Michel. I too have visited that atrocity, and I remember thinking "LORD! PLEASE DROWN THIS PLACE ASAP!".

Lo and behold, the sea started rising, the road to it was cut off last time I looked back, and I had assumed that my work was done there. GLORY!

Sadly, expecting it to making headlines in their Le Monde, there was nothing the next day. And the day after that. I asked around - suspecting they wanted to keep it hush hush - and got met with frenchy ridicule (and NOTHING is worse than some pipe smoking moustached winos murmuring "Mais ce connard est gaga! Totalement dingue!" Nobody calls me a dingo! )

I never found Omaha beach either, but that's because it has been renamed to Obama beach.

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Psalm 81:10: I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

Ah yes Brother, Mont Saint-Michel. I too have visited that atrocity, and I remember thinking "LORD! PLEASE DROWN THIS PLACE ASAP!".

Lo and behold, the sea started rising, the road to it was cut off last time I looked back, and I had assumed that my work was done there. GLORY!

Sadly, expecting it to making headlines in their Le Monde, there was nothing the next day. And the day after that. I asked around - suspecting they wanted to keep it hush hush - and got met with frenchy ridicule (and NOTHING is worse than some pipe smoking moustached winos murmuring "Mais ce connard est gaga! Totalement dingue!" Nobody calls me a dingo! )

I never found Omaha beach either, but that's because it has been renamed to Obama beach.

Brother, those obnoxious Frenchies actually had the guts of calling you a mongrel Austrian dog AS WELL AS the second most powerful priestess of Baal in the World, Lady Gaga!?

Judges 2:13
And they forsook the LORD, and served Baal and Ashtaroth.

I wish I had known that the heap of crap that attracts tourists worldwide was such a travesty of everything we hold dear and Holy!

While I struggled to escape the premises of that cat lick purgatory, my eyes registered one of most disgusting bars of candy ever known to man.

A figure made by a chocolatier to educate boys and girls to lick and consume the 'sweetness' of cat lick false priests. And the parents actually PAY for this...

I am certain that by our joined vigorous prayers we can bring this island of bad tidings down together with the papist scum that inhabits it! we'll find our Omaha beach in Christ!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

I thought the Germans had got rid of all the Joos in Europe! Where did that 1% come from?

The French actually explained this to me! It is, of course, caused by the unsurpassed French incompetence and cowardice when it comes to matters of war. When they lost their colonial skirmishes to Argentine, Toonisia and Moronicco after WWII, the North African joos emigrated to France in their quarters of a million. And they have stayed. This shows us that inaptitude in battle causes extreme havoc that affects not only the sorry losers but generations to come.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

As always, the KJV tells us the ultimate fate of these French troops!

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The similarity of those 2 pictures is amazing! Are you sure it was built of stone and not faeces?

In fact, the stench of blasphemy was of such magnitude that I do suppose it was built of petrified excrement. I don't know if the petrification took place avant, pendant or après the construction...

Psalms 53:3
Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

...They certainly have noses!
If evilution was real, you'd suspect the French had evoluted like this to smell their rancid cheese at a distance, so as to avoid it.

I was interested to see that in France they separate out "atheism" and "agnosticism" (at the top of the chart) from "none" at the bottom.
This proves that atheism and agnosticism are religions.

On dear, those nasal appendages they proudly carry around.... Your comment on evil lootion made me think! It is obvious that the French rostrum is a clear sign of Genetic Entropy - the final and ultimate proof against evil lootionists. As mutations accummulate, mankind plummets down the inescapable spiral of DEvolution and extinction, and the French are the vanguard of this! J. Sanford's books about this issue (Genetic entropy & the Mystery of the Genome) are most interesting, and higly-cited scholars, such as Ken Ham, also support this more-than-a-theory!

It also shows together with your observations that - indeed - atheism is a religion but, unlike True Christianity™, it is based on blind faith with no evidence!

Beware the French, Brother. They are a nation of alcoholics who like to drive around in little cars and yell at each other. You must avoid their aircraft at all costs, due to the corrosive effect on the avionics caused by clouds of cigarette smoke. The windshields of their aircraft are said to be difficult to see through due to the film of smoke scum. Think about it Brother- we are talking about drunk Frenchmen here, flying around in an airplane filled with cigarette smoke. That is not a pretty picture.

My grandfather, The Reverend Brother Captain J. Kelly Simmons, tried to save their souls during the Big One (WWII), by bringing such as he encountered to Jesus, but he had as little success with those idol worshippers as he had later among the Mormans.

Some people just won't listen.

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God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

I have once visited Parish, their capital.
It was quick one, because I noticed near the Naughty Dame THIS!

I'm afraid that what you saw is even worse than the scene I witnessed at the Chartered false cathedral! They actually have places where cat lick false priests violate and penetrate young lads in PUBLIC! It's like a country-wide resort of SODOMY. If the U.S. had a Godly government it would have to reconsider its priorities regarding countries to invade and demolish!

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Beware the French, Brother. They are a nation of alcoholics who like to drive around in little cars and yell at each other. You must avoid their aircraft at all costs, due to the corrosive effect on the avionics caused by clouds of cigarette smoke. The windshields of their aircraft are said to be difficult to see through due to the film of smoke scum. Think about it Brother- we are talking about drunk Frenchmen here, flying around in an airplane filled with cigarette smoke. That is not a pretty picture.

My grandfather, The Reverend Brother Captain J. Kelly Simmons, tried to save their souls during the Big One (WWII), by bringing such as he encountered to Jesus, but he had as little success with those idol worshippers as he had later among the Mormans.

Some people just won't listen.

Dear Brother Alvin, the scene in your testimony is the living hellish reality in France as we speak. I witnessed a traffic jam near the airdrome of Paree. There were a myriad of these tiny vehicles and WOMEN were mostly driving and smoking simultaneously, and when the smoke cleared slightly due to their fits of coughing, I could see that they were texting at the same time whilst their bumpers were practically touching the next woman... Probably securing the next fornicatory customer. And many had dark-skinned men next to them for the purposes of lust!

Ezekiel 16:26
Thou hast also committed fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbours, great of flesh; and hast increased thy whoredoms, to provoke me to anger.

It's like a country-wide resort of SODOMY. If the U.S. had a Godly government it would have to reconsider its priorities regarding countries to invade and demolish!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

Yes, I agree that the immediate destruction of the French, including the devastation of their cities and the application of agent orange to their godless wine farms would be pleasing to God.

I see no reason for further forebearance in this work. Let us begin immediately.

The U.S. had a chance during the Omaha Beach incident but SOMEONE was misled. Simultaneously with the liberation of this travesty of a nation, the Godly U.S. military could have turned France into wasteland. They had the nukes developed. They had the artillery. Heck, if they had the skill to put Nazi Dress-Den back to the stone age (that originally took place immediately following the Fall), only ignorance of the TRUE nature of France could have prevented them.

And now we have to start all over.

Zechariah 4:9
The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also finish it; and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you.

Still, I'm sure demolishing France will be worth the effort and God will thank you plentifully for your excellent plan, Brother!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

The church has the nameSt Jean-Baptiste (in the village of Charroux). The "Baptiste" here means that it is dedicated to John the Baptist, not that is would be a True Church™. Sister Attila's wife is correct and I personally despise links of vile cat lick false temples here! My séjour in that sorry excuse of a country was unpleasant enough and I do not want to be reminded of these cat lick sodomists by miscomprehension...

Yes, I agree that the immediate destruction of the French, including the devastation of their cities and the application of agent orange to their godless wine farms would be pleasing to God.

I see no reason for further forebearance in this work. Let us begin immediately.

The bible tells us wine is the drink of fools (Proverbs20:1) and wine made by men is crap (John 2:9,10). The hunt and pick Christians will remind you that Jesus made water into wine but forget the rest of John2. Trash that Frenchie swill, the only use is killing your taste buds before gagging on a meal of snails and other crawling things.

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