Terrence Malick’s untitled project has been causing quite a stir in Texas, where it is being filmed, as stars Natalie Portman and Michael Fassbender already showed up at a recent Texas Longhorns game, inducing one of the world’s largest collective orgasms on record. But as I previously pointed out, the folks at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium were spared exposure to the film’s entire sexy cast, as it also stars Ryan Gosling.

Apparently the stars of this film are traveling under a rule of 2/3 because Gosling and Fassbender showed up at the Spooky Skedaddle 5K on Saturday at the Texas School for the Deaf sans Portman, which caused all the boys to sign, “What the hell?” The event, which sounds like it was named by Gosling, raises money for the foundation’s “Language for All” campaign, and thanks to the presence of Baby Goose and Michael F. Assbender, this year’s event raised $22,000, due to some clever advertising by the school’s staff.

Some staff members who work for the Texas School for the Deaf Foundation pinned some Gosling “Hey Girl”-style images to the group’s Pinterest board, as a way to attract more attention to the fundraiser.

Gosling probably did not see the postings, but Anne Adams, the Foundation’s executive director, said he likely was aware the 5K was happening.

“We knew that Ryan was in town, and he’s been on streets around campus often so we were just pipe dreaming (and look what happened!),” she added. (Via the Washington Post)

People need to be more careful, because Gosling doesn’t stand for people “burgling” his name on social media. In this case, though, every mention of Gosling on Twitter was the highest praise.

Sure enough, Gosling, Fassbender and some of the film’s crew showed up to shoot B-roll (supplemental footage), and Baby Goose most certainly left his mark in the most Baby Goose way.

“Ryan helped us out by paying $50 for a $1 glow in the dark cotton candy from a booth staffed by deaf children,” she wrote. “It was very sweet.”

Hey girl, don’t forget to brush your teeth after eating this cotton candy. I have an extra toothbrush at my place if you need it. It’s in the guest bathroom.