Rufus Terrill runs bar in downtown called O’Terrills. He’s had it with drug dealers, vandals, prostitutes, and the homeless, so naturally he combined his rage with an old meat smoker, added an arsenal of non-deadly weapons, painted the thing black, and christened it the “Bumbot.”

The Bumbot sits atop a scooter, features a high-powered spotlight, infrared camera, a loudspeaker, and a powerful water cannon. CNN met up with Terrill and discovered that, for some strange reason, not everyone is keen on the Bumbot’s unique brand of mesquite bum-spraying justice. Who knew?