It's official: The Milkman Healer

We are excited about announcing the fifth and final class for Diablo III™: The Milkman Healer™. This fierce character has some distinctive features known to many from the World of Warcraft Universe; The hooves, the horns and the lazy look of a dairy farmer on steroids.

We have been working with this concept for quite some time now and we finally landed on a solution that we feel comfortable with. The Diablo Series™ are something that is close to our hearts and we did not want to present a half way solution of any kind. The fifth and final class in the Diablo III™ series had to really pack a punch.

The Milkman Healer™ will be - well, the healer type character for Diablo III™. He has several abilities, including Milk Shake™, Thunder Stomp™ and more. More on this later. Rest assured that we will continue keeping an eye on the development of all aspects of the game, including the character design.

As always, we are hesitant about mentioning details concerning the projected time frame regarding release dates. But with the introduction of the fifth and final Diablo III™ class: The Milkman Healer™, we are only too happy to reveal that we'll soon be a little closer to telling you more about it!

OMG! Should be cool! Now let's see how this will bring added value in the group. I hope tho that they will reconsider and let it be with groups of 5 instead of 4. Ya know, at least to have one of each!

Is... This a joke... Or is it real...? I mean yes... We need a healer class... But did they have MILK SHAKES back then?!?

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Is... This a joke... Or is it real...? I mean yes... We need a healer class... But did they have MILK SHAKES back then?!?

No its serious. They showed a couple of its attacks, but it has 3 skill trees: Ice Cream, Milking, and Adultery. It's pretty sick. The Ice Cream tree has stuff like Brain Freeze and Overprice, while the Adultery tree has skills like Fuck the Woman on Pine Street and Awkward Sex.

Life is only another stage of death, in fearing death you can not live life to the fullest. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Life is only another stage of death, in fearing death you can not live life to the fullest. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.