George W. Bush Remembers 9/11 Victims: ‘Oh, Yeah…’

DALLAS – While traveling to various locations in his native Dallas today, former president George W. Bush paused to remember the victims of the 9/11 terror attacks.

“Oh, yeah…” Bush said. “Shoot.”

Though the former president was facing a busy schedule including a trip to Home Depot, grabbing some takeout from Johnny Rockets, and “looking for one of those drive-thru car washes, not the other kind,” he said he was glad he could take a moment to recall America’s fallen.

“I haven’t thought about those guys, in what, fifteen years? Man, time flies,” Bush said, before adding, “Shit, I shouldn’t have said that.”