Pages

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Onward marching soldiers da da da da da….

I have been counting the hours of my freedom. But then I got
bored of it and slept.

However I have now been free since 4pm last Thursday, so you
can work it out if you like, I know you like that sort of mindless waste of
time. You wouldn’t be reading this drivel if you didn’t.

Anyway. I got some news, very exciting. My plans for world
domination are coming together…

Spurred on by a dream in which I met a marvellous marzipan magician, I am building up a loyal band of followers who will read my every
word with giggles and delight and whatever else they do while they’re alone.

These mindless numnums will become my army of chaos (until
I get that wing grafting process sorted and can get my flying badger army) and
you too can become one of them! Yes you! My little rancid creatures of doom.
Wouldn’t you like that?

The reason for this patronising and disturbing excitement is that
I have been (legitimately) published under my own (legitimate) name and can now
be found for sale (legitimately) on popular places where people buy these sorts
of things.