The 7 Foods You Need To Cut From Your Diet Immediately To Lose Weight

Beach season, bikini season, show-something-other-than-your-ankle-or-wrist season is practically here. For the past couple of months, you’ve been living off a steady routine of Netflix , not shaving your legs, and seasonal depression. You’ve likewise avoided the gym and continue your refrigerator full of all the winter meat (ice cream) which will definitely add an additional layer of warm, bubbly fat which will keep you from going bathing suit shopping just yet. Sadly, it’s already June, meaning that now it is do-or-die time as far as summertime torsos run. Your coworkers have probably already started their carb-free diet weeks ag0 (you know this because they won’t stop talking about it), so you’ve got to get your shit together unless you want to look around one summertime Friday and realize that you’re the only person who is still afraid to wear shorts. If you need to lose the winter weight like, yesterday, cut these items from your diet right now 😀 TAG 8 TT

1. Soda& Sports Drinks

If you crave carbohydrates and carbonation, chances are you indulge in a Diet Coke um, every day. knock it off. Sugar is empty calories, and calories equal a fine mesh of fat along your thighs. If you MUST have something carbonated, try a little sparkling water with a splashing of fresh lime juice. As far as sports guzzles like Gatorade are concerned, hop-skip it unless you’re literally dying from your hangover. The carbohydrate and carbs will add inches to your waistline unless you’re like a legit Olympic athlete who needs the extra calories in order to complete a 5 hour workout.

2. Croutons

You’re building your salad fat, and that isn’t okay. Croutons are nothing but stale bread soaked in oil and spices, then baked. We have long held that carbs are evil, and now you’re ruining a perfectly good salad with these little monsters. OF COURSE they’re delicious but on your salad they do not belong if you want to lose some serious pounds. You can have like, one as a reward.

3. Bottled Salad Dressing.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Buying salad dressing is unbelievably lazy. They’re usually pumped full of carbohydrate, added fat, and calories. Buy a mason container and mix up minced onion, minced garlic, extra virgin olive oil, Italian flavoring, and good balsamic. That shit will taste better than any calorie bomb you’re squeezing out of a shelf-stable bottle and you’ll look like a literal sous chef when you casually expose to literally anyone who will listen that you “make your own salad dressing.”

4. Whipped Cream

I know you got the skinny latte with whip and you’re impression fairly fetch right now, but you shouldn’t. Whipped cream is fun for one-time sex role play-act and that’s it. It shouldn’t have a sacred space in your breakfast and caffeine routine because it a) literally adds no nutrients, b) literally adds calories, and c) will literally result in a carbohydrate crash afterward. Maintain this shit where it belongs: on a giant ice cream sundae which is able to have exactly once every six months.

5. Pasta & White Rice

Again with the carbs. If you’re trying to seriously drop the pounds but adore pasta and rice, get a measuring cup. This is your new bff. Measure out a cup of either rice or pasta and boom that’s all you get. There’s nothing that nutritionally interesting or valuable to either of these things they just fill you up and are easy to cook without totally fucking it up. Try utilizing spinach or riced cauliflower in place of either of these.

6. Smoothies

Unless your smoothie is a combo of spinach, plain Greek yogurt, and a handful of strawberries, your smoothie is likely adding extra carbohydrate and fat. Fun fact: a 32 oz smoothie can have 800 calories or more. Skip this shit or make it yourself. This moves double for unicorn frappuccinos, which are only magical in the sense that they will magically add 15 pounds to your torso.

7. Combo Yogurts

What do we mean by combo yogurt? We mean yogurt you can either buy with fruit on the bottom, or cute container attachments of nuts/ granola/ fruit/ saves/ literally only cubes of carbohydrate. If youre trying to be healthy, you need to march your ass to the storage, get a container of GREEK WHOLE FAT PLAIN YOGURT and thats it. Making your yogurt into a dessert will make your thighs into inflatable pool animals. Sugar content and additives have made it shitty and worse for you than Count Chocula. If you’re serious about losing weight, skip it.