Since Northam rurotards were expressing rage that their shithole of a town might have a detention centre, (a toxic waste dump would be an improvement in that place), it reminded me to put up Hugh Jass’ shot from his visit to Northam recently. Apparently the town was dead.

I had reason to stay a couple of nights at one of the pubs in Northam when working there a few years back. Having a drink, I got chatting to a chap who, it turned out, was my teenaged niece’s xxxxxxxxxx. He proceeded to get smashed by walking around every 15 minutes and finishing off drinks people had left behind. My niece xxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx shortly after.

Necessary for driving through Rurotardia. Toyota land cwoozer (Tundra) to blend in with the bumpkins, gun platform to take them out after luring them with offerings of “royalties for rurotards”. The camoflage is not going to work, anything that looks like a tree is automatically approached with a chainsaw