Bachelorette 2013 Spoiler Roundup: Man Tears in Madeira

We’ve had enough of the overly clothed men of Desiree Hartsock’s love kingdom on The Bachelorette Season 9. While snow is fun and Drew Kenney wears a pea coat like a champ, we’re ready for everyone to get a little more... shirtless. In Episode 7, Des, Drew, Brooks Forester, Chris Siegfried, and Michael Garofola get hauled off to the island of Madeira, off the coasts of Portugal and Africa.

Based on what we’ve seen so far, it’s going to be a sweaty, helicoptery, poemy, teary mess of a good time. Remember that this is one of the most important weeks of the season, as the top five guys are competing to see who will be the next Bachelor for Hometown Dates. That’s right, four of these dudes will be hanging with Des and their fams back in the States, right after they find their beach-strewn shirts.

Who will head back to US soil with his head hung low (wobbling to and fro) and who will hit the ground running? Check out our spoiler roundup for Season 9 Episode 7 and you too will be wise to the future.