Gary Reed sends us this tip on an apparent Apple Store opening in King of Prussia, PA. Seems Apple posted an Apple Genius want-ad on Monster.com. Locals will, I’m sure, rejoice that they’re getting an Apple Store, while the rest of can ponder Apple saying things like “Does the thought of working for Apple make you tingle more than those three seconds right after a sneeze?” Uh-huh. I’m staying away from that one, folks. Click Read More for the full job description. (Thanks, Gary!)