Friday, January 30, 2009

One day, Little Johnny asked his dad, "Daddy, what is a cock?" And dad said, "Well, I will show you son." He proceeded to whip it out and proclaimed, "Look son, this is a cock and it is a perfect one."

Next day at school all Johnny's friends gathered and asked, "Did you find out?" Johnny said, "Sure, let me show you!" and proceeded to whip it out. He said, "This would be a perfect cock if it was 3 inches shorter."

Johnny never changed... LOL! To tell the truth, I'm not sure there's a 'perfect' cock. But for a cock to be nice, the body and face it's attached to must be perfect as well! Oh, he must know how to use it well too =P