Art Basel: the one time a year Miami becomes chic and New Yorkers pretend to like the sun. Sure there are pieces to be seen, fairs to attend, and buyers to schmooze, but everyone (everyone) knows that this annual flock-down is all about the parties. The art is just a bonus to make you feel culturally relevant. Now that we've all acknowledged this, here are the hottest bashes for getting your Basel on this year.