Writers and publicists under the direction of Juggers, Prince William and Kate Middleton’s new publicity guru and know-it-all, are now playing a game. But it’s not a happy game, like we would play when the satellite goes out, the internet breaks down, and my brother hauls out the Monopoly game. No! Juggers, William and Kate are now desperately running about, trying to divert our attention from Kate Middleton’s obviously never-been-pregnant abdomen, and make us look in the other direction.