Crash helmets…..are for what ?

Crash helmets are mandatory by law unless of course you are wearing Islamic headgear, or have just had your hair done, or think it looks cooler with your crash hat hooked on your handlebars or better still worn tilted on the back on the head, this looks REALLY cool, unlike massive brain damage from negative cranium/tarmac interaction, but that only ever happens to other people doesn’t it?

Bits from the book

.....I saw a man riding on a pillion holding a huge sheet of glass in front of him that was acting like a sail and forcing him backwards off the bike, he was bawling at the driver to slow down but, of course, he couldn't hear him with the glass in the way, what a pane!.....