Octo-Mom has the hots for Jon Gosselin; Lilo's dad to seek conservatorship

By
Liz Kelly

Unholy Alliance? Is it possible that two fame-hungry super-spawners could join forces to create some kind of unstoppable child exploitation machine? Well, we're one step closer to finding out. Octo-mom Nadya Suleman thinks father of eight (what a coincidence!) Jon Gosselin is "hot." "I kind of have a crush on [him]," Suleman told Radar Online. (My question: Where's the balloon boy dad in all of this?).

The Manolo--he is superfantastic. I believe he is referring to the LiLo/Paris/Megan-type bimbos, and not real women of style. Besides, the man has been designing shoes since the 70's.

Polanski is just making things worse for himself. Like being so scared of the dentist, that you keep putting it off until you're left wif gray stumps for teef. Except in this case, it's Polanski's soul that has disintegrated into a gray stump.

Where is OSHA for DWTS? That show has more injured contestants than any other show. It's a dance contest. It's not like they are dumped in a jungle with no supplies or driving in foreign countries while trying to race.

I thought the Octomom needed mental help before. Now I am sure. Anyone who crushes on Jon really is crazy.

Of course Kate the kids' are acting out. That is all they know how to do since you shoved them in front of a camera practically at birth.

Is LiLo trying to become Donatella Versace when she grows up? Ick. Nast.

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Oh, I really hope it's good, because I'm so sick of all the corpse p0rn on crime procedural shows nowadays, where series creators try to come up with ever-more-graphic and bizarre manglings. Speaking of Ick. Nast.

Pssst. Donatella. Your bra is showing; pull up the dress on the right. But great photos of those two -- dried hay always reminds me of Fall.

Whitney's malfunction was trying to sing, not those goofy straps in that too-tight dress. I watched that clip -- it was all backup singers and dancers working really hard to cover for her scratchy, scratchy voice.

Hey Dorkus, are you going to try my suggestion of going as Javier Bardem for Halloween as a way to possibly meet women dressed as Penélope Cruz? Or maybe as Ryan Reynolds in order to meet ScarJo types?

"Kate's kids 'acting out' - just wait until they meet their new mommy Nadya. It'll be The Brady Bunch Meets Eight Is Enough Meets The Partridge Family, as directed by Sam Peckinpah." --byoolin1

You forgot "Yours, Mine and Ours." (Or as Kate Gosselin calls it, "Mine, Mine, and -- MADY! What did I JUST SAY? Put that water bottle DOWN NOW. Your stupid father just lets you get away with EVERYTHING....")

Hey Dorkus, are you going to try my suggestion of going as Javier Bardem for Halloween as a way to possibly meet women dressed as Penélope Cruz? Or maybe as Ryan Reynolds in order to meet ScarJo types?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker

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I'm not sure I'll do anything for Halloween. I've got the Race for the Cure the very next day so I might just try to get a good night's sleep.

Kate - STFU, Seriously! WHY, WHY, WHY are you discussing what your children are feeling about the divorce with the media?! It's hard enough to deal with without you taking your kid's private feelings public, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Donatella Versace!!!! I THOUGHT she looked familiar. The other day, as I was filling the tank at the local Sunoco, this blonde....thing...I think it was a human female....gets out of a luxo-barge and asks me if I have a digital air pressure gauge she can borrow. I do. She puts it to her lips and I hear a sound of hissing air. She pulls the gauge off her mouth, inspects it ans says, "40 psi, right where they should be."

And Today in History:

1967: Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin reported that they had captured a purported Sasquatch on film at Bluff Creek, California. (Many years later, Bob Heironimus, an acquaintance of Patterson's, claimed that he had worn an ape costume for the making of the film.)