GTA-King

I'm sure you all have seen celebrity roasts on Comedy Central, right? If not, here is an example:

I know alot of people here despise me. And why shouldn't they? I cheated to obtain this medal by campaigning for myself, rolled with the stars in the OGA (and got addicted to gobbling cock), eventually got thrown out for God knows why. Went through a rough period after that. Had to get attention from V tards in order to feel satisfied. Eventually I returned to Writer's Discussion... and was totally disrespected. I understand why... but I was constantly labeled as a bad guy. So eventually it fueled my ego that I had become the bad guy of the forum, so I got all tangled up in pride.

But now... now I'm feeling empty. Like a washed up celebrity. I need redemption, and I want you all to be afraid of how much you love me. So please, feel free to insult me as horribly as possible. I want this to be a learning experience for me. I want you all to whip me into a better person. Remember though: you have to say at least one good thing about me.

Apex.

Well, I like the way you make me feel about myself, you know, when we talk, you listen. You don't think about what I'm like naked, you're really listening. And I love it. You're not like any of the other guys.

fgcarva1

Never got a chance to know you well... from what I've seen you make good contributions and an honest post like this is a +, so congrats. However, sorry to say, you did not deserve to win Best Concept Story over Balkan Valor.

Typhus

That beard makes you look like a Portuguese whore or 'gentleman of the afternoon', if you prefer.As a result, you appear sickly and infected, perhaps the only person who can pass on syphilis by simply standing within smelling distance of another human being. Your slovenly appearance, drug addiction and malignant narcissism mean that you really are GTAForums answer to Britney Spears, and like her will probably end your days in a psuedo-mystic fad cult whilst using your fourth baby as an enema.

GTA-King

That beard makes you look like a Portuguese whore or 'gentleman of the afternoon', if you prefer.As a result, you appear sickly and infected, perhaps the only person who can pass on syphilis by simply standing within smelling distance of another human being. Your slovenly appearance, drug addiction and malignant narcissism mean that you really are GTAForums answer to Britney Spears, and like her will probably end your days in a psuedo-mystic fad cult whilst using your fourth baby as an enema.