Tough S#!t Costume

Some people don't put enough effort into their costume and they end up looking like a real turd. Unfortunate for them they didn't intend to look that way, but hey, it happens to the best of us. Unlike those folks, you'll look like a real turd with our Tough S--t costume, but that's the whole idea!
So, where did this tough S#!t come from? He's from the mean streets of Chicago, grew up with tough guys everywhere, gunshots sounding every night. All the other kids made fun of him for looking like a poo, but this is one crap who never took crap from nobody. Humble beginnings, but now? He's top shelf, a double-decker; he's the numero uno number two! Just try and flush him. He'll make your day...