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Oct 22, 2008

Allison Stokke - Pictures

Holy pole vaulting Jesus! Stop what you’re doing. Hold the phone. Whatever - your day is about to get a billion percent better: we’ve got over 100 never-before-seen Allison Stokke photos for your viewing pleasure! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled every single photo of this University of California pole vaulter available online to create the Complete Alison Stokke Web-Photo Index, which includes all of the new pics you’ve been waiting to see. Now, not only do you have all the photos of the hottest pole vaulter on the planet all in one place, you’ve got dozens upon dozens of new snapshots to salivate over. We’re not exactly sure what saint took all these pictures or how they got online, but to whoever’s responsible, we’d like to buy you a beer…or 100.

Well the Stokke Show has officially gone national. Our dear friend Allison Stokke is on the cover of the Washington Post today as she tells her sob story about how the internet has essentially ruined her life. First of all, I’ve got to say that agreeing to do this story probably wasn’t the best idea if she really wants this whole thing to go away. Because anytime I see Stokke in the news I have no choice but to post more pictures of her. Anyway, the beauty of this story is that despite all her complaining you know that becoming an internet sensation will be the best thing that has ever happened to her. As an expert on sexual exploitation, I can guarantee that more good will come out of this than bad. She’ll get job opportunities and offers that she never even dreamed of before. So as much as I’d like to shed a tear for her, sorry if I’m not crying.

Also as a word of warning to all you deranged Stoolies out there, Stokke’s father is watching you. So don’t say anything stupid like you were hiding in her bushes yesterday or anything like that or he’ll come after your ass.

Finally, I also loved how the guy from With Leather got all the credit for breaking this story. I have nothing against With Leather and think they do a good job. And we definitely get our share of stories from him. But let’s call a spade a spade. By the time he caught on to the Stokke Show we had already written an entire book on her. But that’s the nature of blogging so you really can’t complain. Although it certainly would have been nice to get some free publicity out of the deal though.