Change We Can’t Participate In

It’s election day down south, and you all have a right to be jealous. Except for those lucky Torontonians with American citizenships, most of us are forced to be spectators to what seems to be nothing less than a defining moment in history. (We’d say more about that, but the importance of this campaign has become an untranscendible cliché.) And though Obama will almost certainly win tonight, and though we’re already pretty sure where this city’s—and the world’s—loyalties lie, we’re still curious: if you could vote today, who would it be for? Consider this your absentee ballot.