he was pumped to do a keg stand, didnt have anyone to hold him up and basically got up and flipped over ther other side onto our beerpong table that consisted of a broken off closet door on top of a fooseball table. no lie

Oh! I get it! According to the laws of physics this might result in a broken table or injury and the keg was not supposed to flip over. Also, my chief import is cock, disregard me saying that it isn't elsewhere. -Jeff