Kind of. Sort of. Maybe. If you’re a sports fan at all, you’ve undoubtedly seen the weird “will they/won’t they” Jim & Pam from Season 2 of The Office vibe that is coming out of the Seattle front office, and you’ve probably already lost track of whether the “insiders” are saying Sherman is getting traded or staying put.

So, to get to the bottom of what is really going on with the Pro Bowl corner, we did what any fine, upstanding media company would do: we hacked into his phone and took a bunch of screenshots of his text messages.