Santa is a...

Everybody knows Santa’s sledge is pulled by reindeer, lives somewhere cold and even the Finns say he lives in Lapland.

In other words, Santa is a Sami. Just look at this http://www.visitnorway.com/ImageVault/Images/id_8233/conversionFormat_13/scope_0/ImageVaultHandler.aspx and deal with it.

The Sami people are the “Indians” of the North and they belong in the same group as Native Americans and Aboriginals. They live in Lapland, an area that stretches from north Norway over Sweden and Finland to Russia.

I would have liked there to be more characters in the comic, but I don’t have a lot of time to draw today, so this will have to do.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark Aw dammit...
So the Eu is a farm. On of the cows said, "Screw it! I don't want to be milked anymore! And my whole family is leaving with me too!"
It seemed like a good idea for that one cow, even though it's family were very annoyed, until it realised that by stopping being milked, it had caught a disease, as that happens when you stop milking cows. The cows family started whispering to each other as how to best stay in the farm, but the big cow said No.
And this, my dear Americans is what happened in Brexit.

Aboriginees are very different from American Indians and Saami. Saami are very different from Amerindians. Yes, they are often labeled 'native peoples', but they're as native as us Europeans, no more, no less. And another thing: how can Santa Claus be a Laplander when he has an obviously Germanic name?