Red Riding Hood's parents were getting worried because she'd been out a long time visiting Granny. They were standing in the garden looking out for her and were very relieved when they spotted her trotting through the trees.

"Where have you been? What kept you? Haven't you heard there's a big bad wolf on the loose?"

The hood was pushed back, "I AM the Wolf!"

Mwahaha!

__________________"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten.

"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis

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