I'd say the usual line about delicious tears, but his tears would be fatty and mixed with pancake makeup.

Marlon BrawndoI bet they taste great with some cabbage during Seder dinner.

cognitivedissonanceIt's a very fair point, Trump didn't carry these states, but the blue-ification of Virginia is a very worrying trend for Republicans if it pushes forward. That's a state that SHOULD NOT EVER be electing Democrats, let alone trans heavy metal guitarists.

HazelnutThe demographic changes we're seeing in Virginia are going to be reappearing in any of the better-off South and Midwest. If trends continue (they never do) in 50 years the last Republicans will be some isolated inbred swamp family.

yogarfieldHe looks like somebody squeezed half a soul into a leather bodysuit and forced it to drink across a desert.

Cena_markGood, hopefully this isn't the last electoral backlash against the RepubliKKKlans.

HazelnutDon't know if you're sincere or not, but that whole coquettish teasing "maaaybe we're Klansmen maaaybe we're not" is likely what lost them Virginia. Which is to say they lost because they deserve to.

Cena_markI'm being a tad over the top by inserting the KKK into their name, but I do believe the GOP is at it's heart a racist organization.

BortSo wait, is there some kind of connection between voting and winning? Has anyone done a study about this? Because it seems like it could change everything!

StanleyPainWaiting for Chris Hayes and Glenn Greenwald to weigh in on how transgender women and a civil rights lawyer winning seats in a state government is actually something something neo-liberal facism something something but what about Hillary something something REMEMBER THE NSA!!!!