-Watching 'Toy Story 2' in Spanish class-"Wait a minute, why is it in Spanish?" ~ Amber

Me: ...and Salty was in my dream.Molly: Was he wearing his tighty-whities?Me: Yes, as a matter of fact.Molly: ONLY his tighty whities?Me: That's disgusting, Molly, no. He was wearing them over his tights.

Molly: So...where are we? Rabies?Me: Um...(having heard something completely different) They are not there yet, Molly.Molly: (catching my drift) Of course they're not there yet, they still hate each other! We gotta make them love each other!Hannah: Not...always.Me: But then, that would be rape, Hannah...and we don't want Yvan's nightmare to come true, now do we?