There was a 70 year- old man that married a 19 year lady. After 1 year backwoman had a nice baby and the doctor jumped out and shout to the oldman that he was a great father of a 9lb 5oz baby girl. Suddenly old man replied,“This old motor is still running well.”Next year old man's wife had another baby and the doctor came out andtold the man that he was the father of a 8lb 4oz baby boy.

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like
each other very much.

One day, while walking through the woods,
and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog
talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet
anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told
them that they could have three wishes each.