The Dan Brown Sequel Generator is now available on Slate for all your conspiracy needs. Just choose a city and a particular organization and see what darkness lies in the heart of men - and women - and Dan Brown.

I chose Jerusalem and the Boy Scouts of America. The eye lash curling result was:

"When world-famous Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to analyze a mysterious ancient script—drawn on a calling card next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Baalinati, a secret branch of the Boy Scouts of America that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Baalinati appears at the Shrine of the Book to deliver a sinister ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in the Boy Scouts of America's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. With the countdown under way, Langdon joins forces with the statuesque and quick-witted daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 1000-year-old trail through Jerusalem's most venerable monuments and sacred libraries, pursued by a mustachioed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Davy Crockett and the very founding of the Boy Scouts of America."

I think its time I gave up my day-n-night-n-weekend job. . . and became Queen of the Baalinati.