Someone should invent a device that would allow people to read while sleeping. Wouldn't it be awesome if knowledge can be downloaded into the brain just like The Matrix. Just sit on a chair, flick a switch. You'll seize for a few minutes on the chair, and once you wake up, you say in a very cool, suave, Keanu Reeves-ish manner, "I know how to perform laparascopic cholecystectomy." Peerrgghhh!! If only.

Speaking of Reeves, I watched Something's Gotta Give last night. And Diane Keaton is hot! Am I wrong to point this out in a 57-year-old woman?