get some friends over, few bevies and an array of snacks... put it on the surround sound and crank it all the way up and enjoy Graham Norton getting progressively more drunk and getting progressively more catty as the night goes on, of course you could always obsess over eggs instead.

Still whilst I'm off my face on Mad Dog watching a guy from Sweden smash through a glass box with MOTHERFUCKING lasers going off, you'll be masturbating to a Shellac vinyl 'appreciating' their talent. See you at the party Richter

and ridiculous in parts, which is the fun bit...Nothing worse than taste-autistic people who are like "I can't believe you're watching The Cheeky Girls when there's this great tape available by a Latvian chronic-masturbator handbag Witch-House DJ who's actually a fucking budgie": you know the type.

I just have a shit TV threshold that's higher than Eurovision and was wondering if there really isn't anyone else who feels the same.

I really have no interest in arthouse cinema or wanking of some genre of music, it's just dull in the way way Rebecca Black's Friday is but then I suppose the people who love Eurovision frequently play that track too.

it doesn't succeed (in the UK at least) at being anything other then a party centerpiece where people laugh at as opposed to with it. It's the same principle that applies to the likes of Guntrip making the most out of truly terrible B-Movies on SyFy.

much in the same way you can find Eurovision to be awful and not be the kind of person who spends their time stroking limited edition vinyl of no wave records, you can enjoy Eurovision and not spend the rest of your weel sat there in a hypnotic trance playing FRIIIIIDAY FRIIIIIDAY FRIIIIIDAY FRIIIIIIDAY over and over