One can imagine Gardenia locking herself in a room of her gym with a large supply of potions for "training," then stripping down and having her pokemon practice their attacks on her bare flesh while giving feedback on what hurts the most to improve their skill. The potions, of course, are mainly to keep her concious. She has to gag herself, to prevent her screams of ecstasy from penetrating the walls and making people suspicious, as though they don't know what she does already anyway.

When she's feeling particularly bold, she'll have a pokemon with vines hang her by the neck until she's barely touching the ground with her toes, then slightly tighten and loosen it's grip to keep her just above unconsciousness while others whip and cut her body. She tries to keep her arms out of the way as long as possible, but eventually she can't resist and begins rubbing and penetrating herself, though by then her inner thigts are already wet and glistening.

I actually tried hatching as many Ralts' eggs as I could so I could get a shiny Gardevoir before Diamond/Pearl came out, and use it online and such. I hatched over 200 eggs, and I still didn't get one.

A few months later, I was playing Diamond and Pearl, and thought "Y'know, I bet I'll find a shiny one day, and it'll be fucking useless in battle."

Call me dumb, but I've never gotten the grasp of what that black thing underneath her hair is supposed to be. I assumed it was a headband at first, but then I noticed how it also covers her whole nape and such.

Mewtwo is the biggest, baddest and most kickass motherfucking pokemon of them all.

Anyway, how do they get out of this 'corner' they've gotten themselves into?

Even make a super duper game where you can catch all the 800 thousand pokemon, with the same legendaries etc etc (IT WOULD BE LIKE GOLD AND SILVER, BUT BETTER [It's possible, I know it!])

Otherwise, just go anthropic or something. Be like, that bitch Pokemon from another universe, so in the original universe is some mother fucker who created that universe. That means they'll never be stuck. It will just get tedious.

Wow. Seeing the recent eps in motion is weird. In some cases, it looks so cheap, but then in other sports in animates far better than the original seasons ever did. Hooray for completely digital production.

Also goddamn, Jessie and James look younger now. They look like older teenagers instead of people in their 20s.

>>10227840
I think that's only because you're probably used to dubbed Meowth. Japanese Meowth definitely grows on you if you've heard it enough. And quite honestly, I think it sounds exactly like how a Meowth would sound if it could speak human tongue.