Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Twine, Whine, and Wine

Awckkkk! Being new at a job sucks more than a brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner!

I am so busy I don't even have time to climb upon the pity pot and whine about how busy I am!!! I am however sitting here DRINKING WINE!

So - let's get to the card....which I managed to have time for while I was doing the laundry. I have NEVER looked forward to Sunday afternoon laundry - until I started this job! It is the only time I can carve out for card making.

Found a few minutes for this post...and a glass of vino! That is progress...

Awhile back I posted about the insane amount of 'coin envelopes' I have so here in another "Coin Card".

I love all the Power Poppy stamps! This one was a gift from sista Gailey! I stamped the image on kraft card stock and 'fussy cut' it. Cutting around the string was NO fun at all. (Hmmm...wondering if I NEED a Scan N Cut?)

Oh Nancy, loving your laundry time 😉 lets just say that even if you didn't use it for cutting around twine, the ScanNcut can make excellent use of your laundry routine. If only it could iron too...... Xxxx

I really like shopping at Target. I mean I REALLY like shopping at Target (or as my friend Lisa calls it "the hundred dollar store&quot...

Buwahhahahah! College Student Quotes!

New Alum: When I get married I want to have 9 babies. Me: You want 9 children? Alum: Yes. All born in the same year. Me: So you are saying you want to father a litter. Alum: Litter? No. I want a baseball team. Me: Would you consider 9 babies over - say - the course of 3-4 years? Alum: (furrowed brow/hesitation) I suppose I could deal with that. Me: You do realize you don't even have a girlfriend yet. Alum: I've had girlfriends. The 9 babies clause seems to be a deal breaker for some reason. Me: How do you feel about tennis?

Biology Major: "I had my first day in the cadaver lab today." Me: "Oh? And what was it like?" Student: "The morgue must have had her on her stomach because her breasts were kinda squished on to her sides." Me: "Maybe you should retake physics." Student: "Why?" Me: "One word...gravity." Student.....(wait for it....wait for it...imagine a light bulb above his head....the light bulb turns on..."Oh. OH! Really?" Me: "How was theology class?"

"When they put the name above your first classroom door - you know you really have a 'big girl' job"

"We know when you close the blinds on your office door window that 'Sh!t just got real' and we shouldn't bother you."

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues."

Me: "You have on one green sock and one pink sock." Student: "Life is too short to sort socks."

"I'm too young to be this broke!"

"I love college! Except for the reading. I really don't like to read. I hate it when we have quizes. Oh and I really don't like doing research. And I really don't like to write papers. Other than that I love college!"