Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff. We’re here to take some thunder away from our usual host, Vinny. He’s gotten a little ugly, we’re going to take away some face time from him, so what we’re going to do today is, we’re going to have a more in-depth conversation, discussion about good foods and what you can use to complement your daily diets and replace the crappy junk food that we are so dear about at our college age. Yeah, let’s do this.

[Title. Subtitle: “Something’s going on.” Scene: Grocery store.]

Jeff: Alright, first, we’re going to start with garbanzo beans also called chickpeas if you can’t find them in your local store.

[Note: “The cabbage is a spy.”]

Jeff: Alright guys, next we got to pick the good lettuce for the salad. I mean, personally, I like more of the crunchy kind but it’s really up to you guys, we like to get fresh and locally instead of the bag stuff but it’s really up to you in the end.

Evan: Alright guys, the next thing we’re going to look for is, uh, corn. So you can either get fresh corn but even though that is not always available, the seasons change and normally isn’t that good, what you can look for is canned corn like this, this, but what you really want to look for is the mixers like so because this southwestern style corn, it has, um, you know, black beans, onions, red peppers, all kinds of good stuff in it where it just adds a little bit more to the salad. Next step, of course, for our chicken salad is-

Both: Chicken.

Evan: So we have ourselves some packaged chicken here. What you want to look out for is not, uh, prepackaged like freeze dried stuff. You guys want to stay away from that breaded stuff. No good. You want to look for this. Nice, meaty goodness.

Jeff: When you’re done with that you might want to look for some sort of south western marinade just to give that extra flavor for the Santa Fe style we’re going for. You should be set. Right now we have all our stuff. We’re ready to make our salad. We’re going to head out.

[Static. The camera cuts to the interior of a car driving at night. There is another car in front.]

Jeff: -Best friend's sister?

[The camera distorts, and the audio sounds reversed. However, reversing it produces only nonsense.]

Vince: Is that Daniel in the back seat of Evan's car, dude? I think he’s trying to scare Evan and me.

[Strange distortion occurs. Cut to the cars pulling in.]

Jeff: Where’s Daniel?

[Brief, distorted clip of a hallway. Cut back, Vince is getting out of his car.]

Vince: Alright fellas, campfire time.

[The distorted hallway appears again for a second]

Evan: I mean let's just get a little more slender in there.

[The hallway appears for the third time.]

Jeff: Evan, second story dude.

[The hallway appears for a forth time. This time the door at the end is shut and it lingers longer than previously. Cut back to the crew. Slenderman is visible from a second story window looking down at the HYBRIDs. Even more distortion occurs, accompanied by shaky footage. Cut to inside the house.]

Vince: You check your room; I’ll check- its Daniel.

[Daniel is dressed in a business suit but is not wearing a tie, or the faceless mask he'd use to do the "slendershoot".]

Daniel: You guys ready to slendershoot?

Vince: But where’s the tie?

Daniel: I left it in the car.

Evan: Where’s the mask?

Daniel: In the car.

Jeff: What do you mean, man?

Daniel: I left it in the car.

[A door is either slammed or forcefully opened. The crew down the hall to their left, which is the same hallways seen in the previous distorted clips. The true Slenderman is standing in the doorway. It shakes its head violently, the lighting flickers, and the audio distorts. The door slams shut.

The camera then cuts out. When it resumes, the boys are standing outside the door. Evan is trying to force his way through the door.]

This is the first major appearance of the real Slenderman. Later in Public Service Announcement, it is revealed that he's shown up in the background of the earlier videos but the EverymanHYBRID crew refused to specify which appearances were real and which were faked.