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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

June 22, 2004

BREAKING NEWS FROM BURLINGTON

Update: Apparently this link isn't working, either, or requires registration. The story was about a thief stealing flowers in Burlington, Vermont. (Get it? Terror "stalks" the streets! Har! Oh, shut up.) But anyway, while trying to find a working link to that story, this blog stumbled across this story, which is just as good. Or just as bad, depending on your priorities.

Update Update: Some people are saying the first link DOES work. But it doesn't for us. We're still pretty much in the dark about the whole concept of links, which is why we so often fall back on the oldstandards.