I'm really fucking pissy today. no, I mean REALLY pissy. I thought I had better come in here and put somehting new up so NASA-Guy has somehting new to read, I owe my diehards that, and I also owe it to those who are frantically looking for somehting to kill 3 minutes of their tedious-ass jobs with.

Before I forget to toss this in; if you like movies at all and are as sick as I am of the complete fecal matter they spray on the screen, go read Big Empire's Filthy Critic. If I was a woman, I'd be on my back for him in a second (and feel free to tell him I said that). There's your Slappo-Induced laugh for the fucking day.

As I was talking about, with tedious-ass jobs and such, I was having a beer with a friend I used to work with and we were talking about salaries and I basically learned that because I opened my big fucking mouth and was stupid, I was the lowest paid guy there - I probably set a goddaamn record for that place.

All because I was honest and opened my big mouth and, heaven forfend, told the interviewer the friggin truth about my salary history.

Here's a little word of advice: WHEN IT COMES TO PAST SALARIES: LIE. LIE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF. The thing that even pisses me off more than that is that I've been TOLD to do that and nooooooo, I gotta be all perky and peppy and honest slappo during an interview. Damnit.

I suppose thats about all I got to rant about right now. My friggin head just hurts from everything thats been spinnging in it over the past few days. Damn it all anyways.