Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Maybe too late, Siouxie. A guy I know holds a patent on a packaging process that puts 1.5 oz. of liquor in a plastic pouch. They're called "Pocket Shots" and if he gets his backing, you'll be seeing them in your local liquor store before long.

Y'all have fun and play nice, and I'll see you tonight after The Airport Job.

As a "typical" Utah resident, I don't drink adult beverages (although I am legal now!) or coffee, and I am a few hours north, but you still would have passed me on I-15.

And wasn't there a story a while back about a "fishy smell" that led customs officials to finding exotic fish in bags attached to a belt under a woman's dress? Maybe the two should get together, after prison and all that; they have plenty in common.