3/12/14

I realize that this has nothing to do with horror, metal or wrestling. Trust me; I realize. But I'd like to start using this column to explore the uncharted capriccios of the world weird web. Think of it as a reconnaissance mission. Today, I use Random Reviews as a dredging machine to clear out silt from the business end of a suction pipe. Understand? Terrific. I will tell you right now, this dead link is not safe for work. In all frank sincerity, it's not safe for home either. Should you choose to forge ahead, make sure you're alone, and even then, tell God to avert his/her eyes. I mean, God is everywhere, right? Personally, I imagine that our tutelary creator scarfs down a can of Pringles while I flog the bishop.So Efukt is...porn comedy? How else can I describe it? The most hygienic (I almost typed "jejune," I swear to Gloopen) videos are mere bloopers. Other updates are borderline illegal. I felt awful for watching some of them, but of course, I couldn't look away. Pissing, crying, slapping...the bases are covered, and (in)appropriate clips are inserted for optimum effect. Ugh, why the hell am I posting this pond scum? You know you're going to click the link. You disgust me. Go apologize to your mother.

About Me

My name is Dom Coccaro. I'm an established freelance writer. I like to write reviews, but I find that it's hard to find review-writing gigs on the Internet that pay more than $0.00. I don't like being boxed in and I don't like to constantly give my writing away for free, especially if it's not on my own website. So I created this blog. I'm free to review anything I want to, though I'll be mainly focusing on horror, metal and wrestling. Often times, my review selections will seem incredibly random. Randomness is underrated. Thus, Random Reviews has been birthed from my cavernous vagina.
PS-This blog is rated R for profane language.