I don't mind maekup--I think women look beautiful without it but whatever gets you through the night--but when the artist makes every one of her clients look just like her, then I have a problem.

Watch What Not to Wear. Carmindy puts the same makeup on every person in her chair. She should just use those water-dip sheets for camo and swirl paint jobs. Just dip her client's face onto a make up sheet and voila. Next!

She looked pretty good, but then they covered up any feature that made her interesting and burned her hair.

Her eyes look like they've had exhaust coming out of them and leaving soot stains; and I don't know about other guys but I've always thought moles and freckles like those on her chest are sexy as hell.

She looked pretty good, but then they covered up any feature that made her interesting and burned her hair.

Her eyes look like they've had exhaust coming out of them and leaving soot stains; and I don't know about other guys but I've always thought moles and freckles like those on her chest are sexy as hell.

She is quite pretty without the make-up, although I'd likely get slapped, and/or arrested, for trying to lick the moles to see if they're made of chocolate. Most of the others look like they're trying too hard. Anyway, the sexiest woman I ever met had a face that was ordinary in the extreme. It was the attitude that made her sexy.

Talos:Think there's a lot more photo airbrushing going on than makeup in that lineup.

Yes, that's what I was thinking. In the before photo, they took a picture. In the after photo, they carefully posed it, took probably dozens of shots, kept the best one, and photoshopped it to make it look "better".

And they still all looked like mannequins or drag queens in the 2nd shot.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course// that's not a man, baby

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course// that's not a man, baby

Meh, get banged once by a smoking hot transformer and you will get over it.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course// that's not a man, baby

I like the uptight people on Fark that can't understand a joke. Happens a lot on Fark.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course// that's not a man, baby

Meh, get banged once by a smoking hot transformer and you will get over it.

I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)

All of the dudes I ever hear telling girls they don't need makeup are controlling 'nice guy' types. They are so insecure that they apparently think that all women are so insecure that they need to be told that they are good enough already. It is a back handed compliment like when you lose 20 lbs (and aren't anorexic) and people say 'you didn't need to lose weight!'. IF you are doing this and think it is the nice thing to say then next time just say 'You look great!'

/yes, the Photoshopping is ridiculous. 5000% Photoshopping and wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara aren't even in the same realm.

spidermilk:Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup.

Women wear makeup for many different reasons. Some women use it for fun, to accessorize. Some women are so insecure socially that they feel the need to hide behind a veneer of foundation and eyeliner in order to function on a daily basis. I would guess that at least some of the men you're complaining about really just don't feel like waiting an extra 45 minutes for you to "put your face on" just to go to the laundromat.

I'm lucky. My wife is incredibly beautiful without makeup, and hardly ever wears any. So not only do we get to the movies in time to buy popcorn, but when she doesget dressed up and fancy I feel the appropriate sense of awe and appreciation, like I'm eating dinner with a freaking goddess. Seeing her decked out once in a while makes me appreciate her more on a daily basis. If she wore makeup all the time, it would become "normal", and it would make her look "plain" when she took it off.