Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started masturbating there that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've masturbated in a lot of police stations, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Man rubs one out while reporting to police how he saw someone get rubbed out Omaha man cums into police station to report a murder"Rather than elaborate, Moore pulled his pants down, according to a police report. As officers pleaded with him to keep his pants on, Moore instead started masturbating"

Ol' Fred the next door neighbor started doing this sort of thing when his Dementia really started kicking in. He was one of those really old elderly folks that had seen everything. Fought in the First World War, raised five kids through the depression only to lose two of them to the Second, built a couple of houses for the others including the one we were living in on their farms and one of the stories the other elder folks around the neighborhood told about him is that he once built a mid-20s Rat Rod Cadillac back in the 1950s that would do 130 mph. He was one of those old folks that I would have liked to spend more time talking to, except for the fact that he was a complete and total Asshole. It wasn't a manifestation of his dementia, it was a product of a lifetime of being a total farkhead to everyone around him his whole life.

The daughter that would come around a few times a week to make sure he hadn't killed her mother yet and make sure they had groceries and the electric bill had been paid told us this in no uncertain terms. She was very nice. But she still called him an asshole when she and my mom would be sitting on the back porch with coffee sometimes. Apparently her other sister hadn't spoken to her parents since the mid-1940s.

Deathfrogg:Ol' Fred the next door neighbor started doing this sort of thing when his Dementia really started kicking in. He was one of those really old elderly folks that had seen everything. Fought in the First World War, raised five kids through the depression only to lose two of them to the Second, built a couple of houses for the others including the one we were living in on their farms and one of the stories the other elder folks around the neighborhood told about him is that he once built a mid-20s Rat Rod Cadillac back in the 1950s that would do 130 mph. He was one of those old folks that I would have liked to spend more time talking to, except for the fact that he was a complete and total Asshole. It wasn't a manifestation of his dementia, it was a product of a lifetime of being a total farkhead to everyone around him his whole life.

The daughter that would come around a few times a week to make sure he hadn't killed her mother yet and make sure they had groceries and the electric bill had been paid told us this in no uncertain terms. She was very nice. But she still called him an asshole when she and my mom would be sitting on the back porch with coffee sometimes. Apparently her other sister hadn't spoken to her parents since the mid-1940s.

fapfapfapfap.... Go INSIDE Fred ya farkin retard!

BY GOD HE'S PART OF THE GREATEST GENERATION. IF HE WANTS TO THROW A FEW ROPES IN THE FRONT YARD IT'S HIS GOD GIVEN RIGHT. HE FOUGHT IN DUBYA ONE SO YOU COULD SIT AROUND MASTURBATING TO YOUR JAPANESE SQUID PORN WHERE AS HE GETS OFF ON GOOD OLD EXHIBITIONISM. HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR.

teenytinycornteeth:BY GOD KING HE'S PART OF THE GREATEST GENERATION. IF HE WANTS TO THROW A FEW ROPES IN THE FRONT YARD IT'S HIS GOD GIVEN RIGHT. HE FOUGHT IN DUBYA ONE SO YOU COULD SIT AROUND MASTURBATING TO YOUR JAPANESE SQUID PORN WHERE AS HE GETS OFF ON GOOD OLD EXHIBITIONISM. HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR.