The Bachelorette: The Celibate Fame Whore

It's a question as old as the hills: If a relationship ends in the forest and no one's around to hear it because it's not broadcast in primetime on a major network for all the world to see...does it make a sound...? Or something.

Anyway, the point is the Jake and Vienna break-up special aired on last night's The Bachelorette, and it was chockful of awkwardly entertaining moments like this...

Vienna, Jake is not a fame whore. Whores have sex. If anything, he's a fame feeler-upper after he's had a few drinks and fame promises him they can watch Glee immediately afterwards.