Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:PS... I'll be 45 this year and I have the skin of a 25 year old. My skin and hair are professionally maintained by a licensed cosmetologist/stylist in a personal salon in my own home.

That's right, anonymous pussies and I'll put it right out there for you to see.

I get to rock and roll, fool around, goof off, enjoy permanent vacation, look how I want, act how I want, go where I want, do what I want and never sweat a thing. I answer to nobody. Howzabout yerselves? You doin' OK there, anonymous pussies?

When you want to swallow your pride and start enjoying your life to the fullest, like your pal Rev does, all ya gotsta do is start with step one... Don't be an asshole.

Now I don't mean here on Sludge, because the rules here are different then they are in real life. In Sludge Land, the biggest asshole is king (that's me. I'm the self-proclaimed biggest asshole ya see and there's a thread that happened while I was away that proves my point too.) No, see I'm talking about not being an asshole IRL, which I have no doubt a bunch of you geeks are. You have no social skillz.

When you're ready to reach down and grab a pair, start discussions with me here in my thread. K, fellas? Until then, enjoy things the way they are for you. No... You don't even need to tell me how things are for you because I already know, pimply, anonymous pussies. Your life is comprised of the same bullshit day after day and you are not satisfied. There is no flavor in anything anymore. You are searching for something more.

Stupid bitch! I have it! You want it? Swallow some pride. I won't make you my bitch. I'll release from from your cuurent role as my bitch. Get it?

And don't think I'm so stupid as to fall for false pride swallowing and false desire to live life instead of just getting through it. I'll know.

You poor, hateful, jealous little thing you! That's not a hotel. That is a privately owned condo in a gated community. If you're going to waste moments of your life Googling the things your pal Rev talks about, at least try to display a little attention to detail, would ya, dummy?

As for budget... We drove there in Big Red the Astro Van and went antiquing all the way down, stayed at our place in Naples for 8 days and then slowly made our way back up the east coast, antiquing all the way. At $90 a fill up plus hotels, food, antique purchases, etc all the way down and back do you really think it was a shoestring budget? We could have flown there and back 10 times for what that cost. You mad, bro?

Got a vacation condo in Aruba too, bitch and you DON'T, because you're an asshole. Here's my view on any given day during the coldest months of winter.

You'll NEVER enjoy life to the fullest like I do because you're the kind of dick that sees someone succeeding at life and instead of being the uplifting glad-for-them type, or the how-can-I-do-it-too type, you're angry and bitter and would rather try to shoot that person down to what you perceive as your pitiful level where everything is the lowest rated, dirtiest and shittiest it can be. You dinks got it all bass ackwards. That's for sure!

Actually, we DID also make a stop in Atlantic City for a little gambling. I'd love to report that we made a killing at the tables and it paid for the entire trip, but alas, we left Trump Land with the same amount of money we entered with. At least we won enough to pay for a nice meal at Harry's so it's all good.

The boardwalk is nice and some of the casinos are cool, but it was pretty dead. The casinos were all but empty (which isn't a bad thing for me) but honestly, Atlantic City is kinda dumpy in general. I'm not really a fan. I prefer Foxwoods or Mohegan.

...And when I'm not off swimming in the sewers of Aruba or Naples, this is my ghetto home atop Ghetto Hill in Ghettoville. One day I aspire to be more like the Sludge dinks and get the hell out of this dumpy single-family Victorian mansion and into something more like what you have!

R-tard...I hope your "Woman" looks better from behind because she sure is unpretty from the front! I bet Winter would'nt even fuck that, and that says a lot. Do you see who that scag flirts with on these forums? It's nauseating.

BlackCrypt wrote:ITT: Pics taken from a TV screen and pics taken from a B&W brochure.

You sure about that? So I don't have a Naples place or Aruba place? I was not really therre? Those are not really my pics and that's not really my house. Right? And the reason you can't believe it is because YOU couldn't possible live it therefore other Sludgers must be in the same trailer-dwelling situation you are?

LOL@ sloppy people with no attention to detail. Obviously this is one more of many problems you have that keep you trailer-dwellin'.

First of all, let's pretend I only own time shares in Aruba and Naples... AND? LOL! Like you could even top THAT, chump! Anyway, I guess you figure that when I drive to my timeshare and only stay for 8 days, I bring with me framed, personal family photographs, giant Easter eggs to hang on the sliding glass door and I also like to make sure to bring potted plants of various sizes.

LOL... Stupid dinks.

And yes, I am aware that there are most likely people on this site that are doing better than I am... Just not you!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:First of all, let's pretend I only own time shares in Aruba and Naples... AND? LOL! Like you could even top THAT, chump! Anyway, I guess you figure that when I drive to my timeshare and only stay for 8 days, I bring with me framed, personal family photographs, giant Easter eggs to hang on the sliding glass door and I also like to make sure to bring potted plants of various sizes.

Tell you what there, "nise fukin life"... Howza bout at any time of the day, on any day of the year you show me your BEST moment of your best day... I mean, when you are having one of those REALLY, REALLY GREAT days, you snap a pic or a vid and post it and within minutes after being made aware of it, I will show you where I'm at or what I'm doing and I guarantee I'll own you every time.

Ready?Of course you're not ready because you are a no-life-havin' loser and your best day is sitting in your room with the shades closed, all stinkin' watching ME on Metal Sludge, ya dink!!

Here... I whipped up a quick video just for you to get the party started. Even named it after you. Efilnikufesin... http://youtu.be/PlR9txiW_e4

PS... I'll be 45 this year and I have the skin of a 25 year old. My skin and hair are professionally maintained by a licensed cosmetologist/stylist in a personal salon in my own home.

You mad, Bro?

Might be time to sell the place in Aruba so you can afford a real hairdresser, fuck-knuckle.

Seriously, who on God's green earth would post a picture of that shitty, worn down, poorly decorated white-trash attempt at a home salon and think it would show them in a good light?

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