Tuesday, July 12, 2005

ZZZZZZAP! KA-ZZZZOOOOWW!!!!

When I was little, all I ever wanted was a real laser gun. Like Han Solo's. Who CARES if a blaster is more random than a lightsaber. Dorks, that's who. Anyone worth a damn always goes for the blaster. Shoot first, ask questions later. Forget the questions, just zap a smoldering hole through the guy. Anyway, it looks like this dream is coming closer to reality! Quicker than my damn jetpack anyway.