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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

1. I went into an Aerosoles store because they are having a ginormous sale and I do like their shoes and they're terribly comfortable I found that they are making (basically) my funeral-9/11 shoes again. Huzzah! Why are those shoes one of 3 styles in the store that are not discounted? (Related question: Can I justify $69 x 3 to get a pair in every color?)

4.Why, even when I am doing something nice, does it often come out a little backhanded? (That's for you, sir, sorry about that, I re-read the comment and was mortified. I wrote poorly and I apologize.)

5. Why do I keep making such a big deal out of my PPPposts that I fail to finish them?

6. Did you know that you can go up to the courtesy desk at the Midtown Branch of the NYPL and just hand over books as a donation? Pretty cool. I'm going to do it today.

10. Are we meant to actually believe all the things that happen in Augusten Burroughs' books or are we meant to understand the bare bones and expected to delight in the madness of a man who embellishes them in these ways?

Bonus: Wow, did I make it to 10 already? I've got a lot more questions.

Even as a semi veg the smell of bacon is too much to resist! I always just have a tiny little bite off the end. May be thats why the pig is the worst animal to eat in the Bible...because its the most tempting! The Cloven Hooves! Jodi the Pig from Amityville Horror! Just delicious!

They have these mammoth bags of crinkle cut Kettle Chips at Costco that are absolutely the best thing in the world. The regular K Chips are good, but these just blow your mind. I couldn't buy them last time I was there. Because I'd eat them.

Does she put the herbed cream cheese stuff on before she wraps? Pioneer Woman has a recipe where you spread a club cracker with herbed cream cheese them wrap it in bacon and bake it. It makes little greasy bow ties. Oh my GOD! Makes my mouth water and my gag reflex trip all at the same time! Want that IN MAH BELLEH!