Top 10 bras in games

Having done my favourite pants, socks and vest, there was only one place to go next in my quest to find the finest underwear the PlayStation has to offer – my favourite bra. But as I began my search I soon realised that picking just one was going to be impossible. In the end I had a hard job narrowing down from 17. But with the help of the rest of the PLAY team I whittled it down to a perfect 10.

It’s important to stress that these are the best bras, tit pants, knocker hammocks, bubby traps, breast buckets, flopper stoppers, over-the-shoulder boulder holders… call them what you will. They are NOT the best lady’s breasts. That would be salacious and low-brow.

10.
Silvia Christel – No More Heroes
What we like about this bra is that it’s just peeking out as if it’s not supposed to be showing, although it blatantly is. What a tease.

9.
Ayumi – X-Blades
Sometimes we like subtlety, sometimes we don’t. Ayumi’s outfit is not subtle at all, although the bra is downright modest compared to the matching thong.

8.
Litchi Faye-Ling – BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
If your jacket is incapable of containing your ample bosom, then you need to make sure you have a bra you can rely on, like this simple but sturdy number.

7.
Elizébet – Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
When Elizébet, demonic Ruler of Blood is dressing down in her human form, she still likes to exhibit some demonic flair with that epic bra. You go girl!

6.
Vanessa Lewis – Virtua Fighter 4
Vanessa leaves her shirt open so that men look at her bra so that she then has an excuse to kick the living crap out of them. Nice lady.

5.
Harley Quinn – Batman: Arkham Asylum
It has to be said, Rocksteady took a few liberties when they designed their version of Harley Quinn’s outfit. The bra really sets the whole ensemble off.

4.
Maris Brood – Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
At first you think there’s no way this bra couldn’t possible stay on properly, but then you remember Maris is a Jedi and probably uses the Force to support her chest.

3.
Madison Paige – Heavy Rain
Madison already has the best vest in games, and has fared well in our best bra list too. Let’s not forget she’s a strong, intelligent, complex character though, eh?

2.
EVA – Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Also known as Tatyana and Big Mama, and we can see why on both counts. Few bras can have been so gratuitously exposed as this one. Kojima truly is a genius.

1.
Lara Croft – Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
Unlike all our other bras, this one is always kept under wraps, but it tops this list because no bra in the history of games has ever worked harder. Lara’s bra, take your throne as the greatest bra on PlayStation – you’ve earned it.