A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was
eating his morning meal. "I would like to give you this personality
test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy."
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into
the toaster -- "I wish the toaster to be happy too".

There's a bit called "Standards and Practices" where you are supposed to start.

March 10, 1989

The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.

A samurai once asked Zen Master Hakuin where he would go after he died.Hakuin answered, "How am I supposed to know?""How do you know? You're a Zen master?" exclaimed the samurai. "Yes, but not a dead one," Hakuin answered. Zen Mondohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YOIImOoYM