These UT weekend acceptances aren't good for me and my obsessive opening of their status check though

Mighty Aphrodite, I don't not like the avatar which you have chosen. I find it grossly obscene. While others may argue that this brand of pornography is art - I do not dispute this - it is also typically found in an art museum. Thus, the consumers choose to view it. You are forcing this opun us. It's gross and disrespectful. Please remove it and replace it with something more benign. Thank you.