The only thing that made the episode bittersweet was: Leslie got caught up in a power struggle with her councilman nemesis. And while that's undeniably true to form, I couldn't help but wish that she and the girls would've gotten to have as much personalized fun as Ben and the guys did. Oh, well. We can't always get what we want—but if all of them had their ultimate nights out, here's what I imagine that would look like.

—Eight men of varying age and type, all with proven endurance, lack of inhibition, and no known heart conditions

—Blackout curtains

Yup, this just reminded me why I love these ladies (and also that 70 percent of their combined ideal partytime wouldn't be suitable for network TV). Who's your favorite, and what would you love to see when it comes to the Parks and Rec wedding?