Twitter Beef.

Sometimes, Twitter is the worst. Like, say, on a night when you've decided to have a quiet night in for once. You change into some sweats, you settle into the couch and then, out of habit, you check your Twitter feed.

That's when the FOMO sets in and you realize that seemingly everyone in the world is at a place where you'd sure like to be.

And the Dallas Morning News' Robert Wilonsky was there, too, doing it for the Vine and reminding you that, since you are not him, you won't be able to go to the new Pecan Lodge until May 23. Because you suck.

Pete is the founder, editor and president of Central Track. He is the former music editor of the Dallas Observer. His work has been published in The Daily Beast, Deadspin, LA Weekly, Village Voice, Spin Magazine, The Miami Herald and The Toronto Star, among other major publications. The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies has honored his long-form narrative writing and his blogging efforts alike. In 2009, NBCDFW.com named him one of the 25 Most Interesting People in DFW, a fact he remains all too eager to bring up at dinner parties.