Monday, March 12, 2007

dinner tonight

my mom had her annual dating pep talk tonight. apparently i am supposed to go to church to meet a boy and bring him to my nephews first birthday party on friday because i am too cute to die alone (to be fair i was the one that brought up the possibility of dying alone and probably of cancer).

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my parents never give me dating pep talks. do you think its because they think i don't date and therefore a dating pep talk would hurt my feelings? geez, mom, just because i didn't go to prom doesn't mean i'm 29 and still dateless. that being said, i am SO glad my family dinners don't involve dating pep talks. i like family dinners with george and carolyn a lot, though, regardless of the topic of conversation.

I distinctly remember the days when my mother would swear to me that she'd never be pushy about me finding a guy. Now, I can't have a conversation with her without hearing about how I'm just not looking in the right places, etc...I feel like there should be a more serious punishment for breaking a swear.

if you want to come over to my house my mom will give you a dating pep talk. she is on a roll. last night she wanted to know if i was going to hold shane's hand during the movie. hmm yeah that boy i dated like 5 years ago and it endly badly to very badly and you couldnt even say his name until 2006. that shane? probably not going to hold his hand...