CHINA: Bloodsucking Rice Worms

Ordinarily, Shanghai's "Heavenly Voice" radio
station has no more harmless or popular broadcaster than its funnyman,
Hsiao Kuai-leh (Little Happiness). But about a fortnight ago, as the
price of rice continued its upward hike, a big unhappiness fell upon
Little Happiness. Into Heavenly Voice's microphone he sang a song
entitled The Bloodsucking Rice Worms. It ran like this: