King Chokes-A-Lot was in fine form on Tuesday night as the Spurs played the part of the Heat and choked away a perfectly good win.

Question on Everybody's Mind: Are the Heat back?

Our Take: Nothing like a third quarter spanking to help destroy a three-game skid. Who needs Dwayne Wade when LeBron James is scoring 33 and Christine Bosh is scoring 30?

Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 Choke Jobs

It's nice to see LeBron James let some other players fail miserably every once in a while. All this means is that the Heat are about to go on a roll right now. Which helps because Dwyane Wade is injured with chapters three through 15 of any medical book.

Shattering my assumption that all baseball players are injured carrying groceries or sneezing, Victor Martinez suffered a season-ending injury on Tuesday, all because this dummy wanted to train during the offseason.

Dumbest Baseball Injury

Sammy Sosa's sneeze back spasm

Moises Alou falling off a treadmill

10.5%

Adam Eaton stabbing himself opening a DVD

26.3%

Glenallen Hill sleep walks into glass after spider nightmare

26.3%

Joel Zumaya Guitar Hero inflammation

24.2%

Total votes: 95

Our Take: It's pretty big if you consider sluggers that hit .330 important. Martinez was injured while working on lateral movements, which I guess figures in walking to the bat rack and picking out a winner.

Poor Detroit can't catch a break. First the Pistons start their season, which is never good news, then the Lions lose and now this. Things would be better if the fine fans of these organizations didn't also have to live in Detroit.

Jim Caldwell was basically greeted with this on Tuesday. "Thanks for helping us get Andrew Luck, but if you can clean out your desk and get the hell out of here that would be great." —Colts Management.

Question on Everybody's Mind: So, uh, what about Manning?

Our Take: Owner Jim Irsay is cleaning out the garage, only keeping the useful stuff. I wonder how much an aged quarterback with a bad neck is worth. I also wonder what happens the moment that QB gets hit. I know wonder why Irsay wouldn't turn the page.

Hype Meter: 4 out of 5 Everything Must Go's

For die-hard Colts fans, you may want to take that year-long trip around the world. Things are about to get pretty awkward.

Imagine having to play at 11 at night. Now imagine that you have giant Aussie crickets landing on you while you play. Now you know what Serena Williams has been dealing with.

Question on Everybody's Mind: Whatever, they are just bugs.

Our Take: Whatever, yourself. I see where Williams is coming from. I once spent the better part of a week staying up to hunt a spider that went rogue and disappeared off my wall. If you have any ideas of his whereabouts please let me know.

Williams has dealt with foot injuries that nearly ended her career. Are we really asking her to play during a locust invasion? Before you say that a handful of crickets are not an invasion, consider that they were bigger than Paul Hogan.