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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Case 87-5 OREO vs. the peeps...

ERNIE.... we have a NEW case..
We do? You surely do look pretty today... and SMELL delicious What and Who is it this time, Roxy?

OREO... He called in... and gave me all the facts... this situation happened on 2/6/15... and you can see it by clicking the link there in blue and going to his post... It is HORRIBLE to watch.Oh sweetie... let me kiss your eyes... OKAY.... I'll go check it out... as soon as I have a nice drink of water and a milkbone... Can I get you anythingy?No, thanks though... I am going to start work on Oreo's case file... so you can work on your BRIEFS... hehheee
OH, Roxy Honey.... don't furget to call over to His MopHeadedNess' office and see if we can bring Oreo's case to trial QUICKLY...

OKAY Erniekins... I'll tell Judge FARTer... that Poor Oreo could be FAINTING from HUNGER if we don't get this on the Docket Right away..
Good thinking Roxy... appeal to the ol' Fart's greatest Love... FOOD... that'll get us in court TOMORROW... if we (and OREO) are lucky...

Ernie..... here's the MAIL.... and look what is on TOP... it says ROYAL MAIL... OMD... it is FROM REAL ROYALTY...
It ISsssssssssssss????YES, It's from PRINCESS Leah... and she wants us to represent her in a case... it seems her mum is a Blog stealer and a ...... Stool P Gin... that would be Case #87-6... we ARE gonna take it aren't we???
YES!!! Roxy, can you FAX her the paperwork and stuffs and ..... OMD where is my WIG???? this will be in the UK Fashion.... Judge Furter and I will BOTH have to wear our WIGS...

ERNIE... ERNIEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omd OMD a ROYAL TRIAL... can I wear a TIARA to court....???????????????????????????? PLEASE let me wear a tiara to court... PLEEEEEEEESE... I would look HAWT in a TIARA...!!!! TELL me I can wear a TIARA... PLEEEEEEESE... Say yeeeeeessssssssssssssssss Erniekins... say YES...
huff huffffffff HUBBA BUBBA.... Of course you can wear a TIARA... butt we need to see what it looks like FURST... Slap that Real DIAMOND thingy on... and meet me in the Copy Room... pant pant slurp... OH WAIT...... SEND the FAX and then meet me in the Copy room...

32 comments:

Oh wow, you really know your stuffs, tiaras in court, that'll impress the Mr Judgeman! He's bound to rule in my favour if you do wigs and thingys!I am so lucky to have found such great legal council!(Er, I just hopes they can keep their paws off each other long enuffs to attend court though!)Loves and licky kissesPrincess Leah xxx

Hey Ernie & Roxy!Wow, I'd bark that VS,K&D is one busy place fur sure! You two will do a great job for Oreo and I'm looking forward to the royal case next. Gosh, you'll be busy and rolling in green papers too! BOLGrr and Woof,Sarge, Police Commish

This just sounds to me like the attorney and judge are getting richer and richer. We need a PRO BONO lawyer in Blogville. As in being a pro and throwing the bone to the citizens. Toss me a bono will you?Thanks for being a friendSweet William The Scot

Yep we were there!......Hey your mopheadedness, it's time to get serious about this not being fed on time....do i need to be there to remind you of how serious this is gettin...I am bringing Hailey in the BP Wagon to haul his Mom off!

Holy Dogs Ernie, you and Roxy are so busy with cases. I have seen both cases on their blogs and I know you can help them. I hope Judge Frankie doesn't see you both calling him names, it might not help you in court.

I think tiaras should be allowed everywhere. Pet store...tiara Dog park...tiara Walks...tiara Ohhh and tutus! I love a girl in a tiara AND a tutu. ♥ Sorry, all that romancin' got to me. Your Pal, Bentley