"I’m in Abu Dhabi right now and my reaction is Fedor is a [expletive] joke. [He] turns down a huge deal and the opportunity to face the best in the world to fight nobodies, for no money. Fedor is [expletive]."

Comforting in a strange, unhealthy way, isn’t it? Like reuniting with an ex-girlfriend who you never really liked all that much to begin with. Sure she’s got problems, but at least you already know what they are. And when she starts a fight over nothing on the ride home from dinner, it almost feels like home.