Mastodon's Brent Hinds Carves Wooden Penis

Update: Hinds has posted a short clip of himself finishing up the giant wooden penis sculpture. Spoiler alert: He covers it in brown lacquer. "The balls came out nice," he says. "Balls are always kind of weird, flopping every which way." The clip comes from a video taped by Fret12.

Exclaim pointed out the "giant pawnus", as Hinds called it on Instagram, and described it with the perfect made-up word: Mastodong. Hinds says it's his first carving in over a year. An initial photo, below, was shared two days ago, but as you can see, it's since become more...er...detailed.