“It’s time” the man said. “But I’m not ready!” I said. “Yes you are,” said the man, “and so is he. It’s just neither of you know it yet.” The man grabbed him from me and headed down the hall … Continue reading →

Which of the following statements has never been used about me: A. Wow, she sure loves Swedish fish! B. She takes on way too much at one time. She’s crazy. C. She is really horrible at parking. Did you notice … Continue reading →

About a month ago, Craig tried on his favorite suit. The pants were too tight, so he said he would just go on a diet and they would fit by the bar mitzvah. I tried on my famous blue dress … Continue reading →