KAMBA MP goes missing after he ridiculed UHURU KENYATTA’s tiny d!ck!

Friday, 27 October 2017-Mwingi Central MP, Gideon Mulyungi, has gone missing
after he bragged that he has a bigger d!ck than that of President Uhuru
Kenyatta and challenged him to remove his trouser so that they can compare.

“What is he
trying to show us? If he removed his trousers and I remove mine, you will
realise that my manhood is bigger than his. He is not a superman” He said
during a no vote rally in the outskirts of Kitui.

He was summoned to record a statement over the derogatory remarks against President Uhuru Kenyatta but he
failed to turn up.

Detectives raided his home and he is nowhere to be seen.

"We wanted to make sure we
had seen him but we searched his house and saw he was not here [sic]. We only
found the house girl and mother. The search continues." Mwingi DCIO
Simon Mongera said.

The house girl told journalists that she gave the mansion’s keys to
detectives and they searched everywhere.

"I even told police Mulyungi is too
senior a person to stoop to the level of hiding under the bed. I also cannot
hide under the bed. He is not in the house. I also haven't seen him
since Saturday”. She added.

No problem if your manhood is big. But Mulyungi if your brain was as big as your manhood, then Mwingi people would not be suffering due to the numerous challenges they face today for you would have used your 'big' brain to to help the community come with solutions. Manhoods are never used for thinking thats why you are not a born leader.