In-Law Quickies

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his
mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million
dollars and beat me half to death."