I'm a tall, attractive twenty-something with a dry, often twisted sense of humor. I am a geek in every sense of the word, but mostly a car, computer, electronic, movie, music, and literary geek. I try to be as open-minded, forgiving, and generous as I can, which can be difficult when people tend to use, abuse, and take advantage of you. But I try to stay optimistic.

I have a growing concern that this country and this world are running themselves into the ground in many, many ways. I've been thinking about what can really be done about it, but as I see all the greed, hate, and idiocy that exist, I wonder if it's even worth bothering. But that's just my existential ramblings.

I'm not normally one to see any credibility in personality tests or that sort of hokum, but they keep telling me I'm bordering between INTP and INTJ. If you don't know what that means, then disregard. But in essence, I'm an strong idealist and a deep thinker.

In any case, I honestly can't tell you what I'm looking for in a person, but I'll know it when I see it. I used to think I knew what I wanted in someone, but then I kept meeting unbelievably awesome people who didn't fit my supposed criteria, so I finally threw it out the window. So tell ya what: lemme buy ya a drink, and we can chat and see if there's any chemistry. If not, at least you got a free drink and possibly a new friend.

What I’m doing with my life

Rethinking it. Fighting it. Living it.

I’m really good at

I can fix anything. Much like Anakin Skywalker, minus some of the mood swings and whiny bitchiness. Also, philosophizing, even moreso with a drink in hand. Love to sing and do whenever possible. Can quote many, many movies. A little too good with innuendo, and can twist anything into a that's-what-she-said joke.

Always thought I should get a job coming up with names for pornos, such as Sir Lawrence of My Labia, The Gaytrix, Lord of the Nipple-Rings: The Two Silicone Towers, Charlie and the Fudge Packing Factory, and so forth.

The first things people usually notice about me

The copious amounts of innuendo that flow from my mouth, and that my facial hair style changes regularly.