Actual Beers

Photon

Light Lager

96 Calories

This dazzling light lager has a dual nature: a wave of golden flavor entangled with a quantum of noble hops. A challenge to brew, but a cinch to drink, this beer moves at precisely the speed of itself.

Magnon

India Pale Ale

7.3% ABV | 65 IBU

This magnificent india pale ale is synchronized to collectively excite a fruity tropical hop and a dank herbaceous hop in the same magnetic moment. Propagate a spin wave in your mouth.

Luxon

Golden Saison Ale

5.6% ABV | 5 IBU

This luxurious golden saison ale is gilded with the precious phenolics and esters of a saison yeast, yet within its luminous flux you’ll find an unusual clarity. Transmute a golden treasure into yourself.

Conductor

Imperial Rye IPA

8.1% ABV | 47 IBU

This harmonious imperial IPA is composed with precision and rye. Malts make early overtures, and experimental hops arrive right on time, conveying an elegant bitterness that promptly departs again.

Thermal Conductor

Habanero IPA

8.1% ABV | 47 IBU

This temperate habanero IPA couples bright fruity hops with piquant peppers to engineer a simmering heat
that gradually builds up steam without blowing your stack. Hop aboard the rare pepper beer that conducts flavor as well as heat.

Curiosus

German Style Berliner Weisse

5.2% ABV | 5 IBU

This curiously tart wheat beer was sour-mashed for 24 hours in pursuit of knowledge. The results remain unclear and sparkling. A virtuous weisse with a charming sour bite.

Elektron

American Amber Rye

6.2% ABV | 27 IBU

This crackling amber ale is charged with rye and Ohio-grown Cascade hops. The Greeks called amber “elektron” because they recognized its attractive potential. We hope our amber excites your particles, too.

Orthodox

Winter IPA

6.9% ABV | 44 IBU

This hearty winter IPA resists the urge to spice it up. Roasty malts and musky hops take center stage in this salute to the traditionalist who believes beer shouldn’t taste like pie.

Wiener-München

Festival Lager

6.3% ABV | 22 IBU

This jaunty fall festival lager is inspired by some of the world’s best parties: Oktoberfest and your own backyard. Vienna and Munich malts mingle with noble hops for a world class autumnal rumpus fresh from Columbus, Ohio.

Ingenuity

Lemongrass Saison

5.3% ABV | 21.5 IBU

This crispy golden saison ale tastes like lemonbears, summer nights and big ideas. You probably need to quit your day job and build that thing you’ve been dreaming about.

Eccentricity

French Ale

5.1% ABV | 22 IBU

This unusual french ale plots a bold trajectory. Its quirky character revolves around a distinctive biere de garde yeast and the subtle burn of fresh ginger and black pepper. We hope it pulls your mouth into our peculiar orbit.

Temporal

Abbey Ale

6.3% ABV | 11 IBU

This timeless abbey ale remembers a thousand years of belgian brewing tradition. An infinite devotion to time and temperature connects brewers of the past and present.

Resistor

Irish Red Ale

6.6% ABV | 33 IBU

This brazen irish red ale is defiantly malty and tough to resist. Impede the current beer circuit’s hop violence fad with this rustic and steadfastly balanced ale.