cute couple. cute story.

A conversation Dean and I had earlier. He came to me and held my shoulders. “Baby, I’m going to tell you something but you cannot get scared ok.” I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME STUFF LIKE THAT! “Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.” Dean thought for a second. “Umm ok la, ok I won’t tell you.” Then he went away and plonked himself on the couch. I followed him. “Fine, just tell me! What is it?” “No la, I think it’s better if you don’t know anyway.” “TELL ME!!!!!!! What is it? It’s hantu isn’t it? We have a hantu in the house, don’t we?” “What? No, it’s not hantu. You sure you want to know?” “Yes. Just tell me.” “Ok. When I was in the toilet just now, a monkey was standing outside looking at me.” ………… No. Freaking. Way. I. Almost. Cried. You should have seen me going all over the house locking windows and doors. That’s it. I can handle cicak and cockroach. But I can’t vacuum a mo...