"I don't think it's that odd," Vala says, when someone mentions the whole thing after she's back with them. "Dr Lam's a very attractive woman. Actually..." Daniel walks out – it's pretty much the only way to avoid Vala when she's got something she wants to share.

3.

"You don't think Davis is a bit young for him?" Sam asks.

"Right," Cam says. "Because between that, don't ask don't tell, fraternisation rules, and the chain of command, Davis' *age* is the big problem with him shacking up with General O'Neill."

4.

"I am not certain I have ever even met her," Teal'c says, frowning.

"Apprently it's different over there," Daniel says, pointing out the obvious. "Better Teyla than –"

"Do not finish that sentence, Daniel Jackson," Teal'c says firmly.

5.

"Don't get any ideas," Cam says darkly.

Daniel opens his mouth to point out that he's not gay, not interested in Colonel Sheppard, not interested in dating anyone – and decides discretion is the better part of not getting on the wrong side of Mitchell's possessive streak. "So, apparently there's a universe where McKay's sister works for the SGC and lives with Dr Lam," he says instead.