Saturday, July 31, 2010

A Saskatchewan guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

The Hiawatha Trail requires that you have a head lamp or light on your bike for the 1,7 mile long tunnel. This gentleman duct taped a million candle power flashlight to his handlebars. There was much man appreciation of his ingenuity at the end of the trail

We didn't hear from the people who had to ride TOWARDS him in the tunnel.