Archive for the ‘Justice’ Category

If Trump can’t be removed from office through impeachment, can’t or won’t be indicted and won’t voluntarily leave the White House even after he’s proven to have committed federal crimes…can he be leveraged to resign? The answer to that may be yes.

Trump’s bill redefines “rape, molestation and sexual abuse” as “horseplay” and changes the unwilling restraint of women from “kidnapping” to “playing house”. “Pedophilia” will be downgraded to “youthful indiscretion” but only for Republicans running for office.

Scientists explain that from now on, whenever Trump experiences such fears as Proof of Russian Collusion, Mueller Knocking on His Door or Seeing a Black Man in Real Life, a personalized algorithm will automatically create and post a defensive or deflecting tweet on his account that responds to that fear.

Relying on tv for his decision-making on personnel has gone so well, Trump will now use it to select military leaders. Trump stated, “I need a new general and I’ve watched this Gomer Pyle guy all of my life, I like the cut of his jib!”

When Trump campaigned on “bringing back” law and order, he meant authorities should have more power to dominate and abuse minorities. He didn’t intend for them to be more empowered to pursue crimes that rich, white men commit.

When asked if he truly intends to use this “weak bladder” strategy to avoid answering questions in his interview with Mueller, even to the degree of wetting his own pants, Trump just responded, “Depends.”

Democrats should commit themselves to blocking any and all business in either house until or unless an independent prosecutor is appointed to investigate the possible collusion of Trump’s campaign and administration with Russia.

It won’t just be civilians defying and challenging Trump and the GOP Congress. The LAPD has already stated that they will not cooperate with Trump’s plan to deport up to 3 million undocumented immigrants. Military leaders have vowed not to follow orders that are against the law including Trump’s wanting to bring back waterboarding and other torture. And this is just the beginning.

“Look, we all know that Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton are guilty for all the evil in the world today…after all, she is The Devil. Thanks to them we have ISIS, an unfair economy, irritable bowel syndrome and me as the Republican nominee, pretty terrible stuff, right?”

“When Donald first told me that he wanted me to be on his SCOTUS, I have to admit that I misunderstood and told him that I had a headache,” Melania explained. “But once he explained to me that SCOTUS stands for ‘Supreme Court Of Trump’s Ultrahot Spouse’, I was very flattened. Or is it ‘flattered’?”

I started this as an exercise on my own to determine exactly what values and beliefs the right have adopted over the past few years that would actually threaten the existence of the true conservative Republican party and perhaps this nation.

Baltimore. My city. Gearing up for reaction to the first verdict in the trial of the officers involved in the death of Freddie Gray. To say things are tense here would be an understatement. No one knows how people will feel, how people will react.