Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure Lyrics

Artist: Pansy Division
Album: Pile-Up

Two California valley boysThe very best of friendsThey used to go on dates with girlsBut now they don't pretendAfter trying to deny itThey went ahead and tried itCouldn't believe how excellent it feltIt's no bogus journeyIt's their hearts' true yearningIt's time for Bill & Ted'sHomosexual adventure to beginIn the garageThey're practicing their guitar solosBut in the bedroomThey're practicing on one anotherSchool was such a painWhat a way to waste your brain' Cause you know what's on their mindsHey dude, 69!They might seem kind of dumbBut they're not rubesThey got each other by the pubesSqueezing on one another&acute;s tubesOne's dark, one is blondDay an night they get it onThey got condoms in their pocketsPlug into each other's socketsThey learned from SocratesAnd other ancient GreeksThe art of homo loveAnd sexual techniquesThey may not be too brightBut they know what they likeA love affair most triumphantIt's no bogus journeyIt's a boner journeyIt's time for Bill & Ted'sHomosexual adventure to begin