Biographies

Our "biographies" page is out-of-date. Really
out-of-date. You won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-boggilingly
out-of-date it is. I mean, you may think that the Star Wars
original trilogy looks dated compared to the prequel trilogy that
supposedly takes place thirty years earlier, but that's just
peanuts to this "biographies" page. Listen...

...and so on. Look, there was really no point in leaving this
page up. As soon as we find some time (yeah, right!), we'll
construct a page that is much more fresh and relevant.

And no, it won't mention where I work. Pretend I'm a freaking
secret agent or something. Yeah, that's the ticket.

In the meantime, to see how our families are touched by
greatness, check out our genealogies.