Did Sandra Bullock's ScarJo Kiss Kill Her Great Speech?

The four members at our humble (and unintended) MTV Movie Awards viewing party were raising our glasses and remarking on Sandra Bullock's general coolness when through our cheers, we saw it. Inexplicably, in the midst of Bullock's Generation Award acceptance-slash-"I'm really okay, I promise" speech, co-presenter Scarlett Johansson began sauntering over to Sandy. The fidgeting and awkward glances made it all too clear, but we didn't want to believe it. Was the always-sexy ScarJo -- whose presence was as-yet unexplained -- really moving in for a kiss?

The groans came in unison: "Noooooo!"

After altering her "Poor Sandra" narrative with a jawdropping People cover, in which she nuzzled her adorable adoptive son Louis and confirmed her divorce from now-globally hated husband Jesse James, did Bullock really need an MTV-manufactured girl-on-girl smooch to prove she's 'back to normal?'

We think not. Our reasoning after the jump.

In lieu of the softly-lit, super-serious newsmagazine interview route taken by some people, Bullock launched her post-scandal public comeback with an appearance that seemed just like her - funny, cheeky and decidedly unfussy, not to mention set at the absolute least serious of all the many, many awards shows in Hollywood: The MTV Movie Awards.

In a sparkling black Oday Shakar minidress and killer heels, Bullock returned as America's Sweetheart, gracefully accepting MTV's career honor and reminding us why we were so profoundly affected when her once-loving husband cheated on her with a tattooed gal named Bombshell. Bullock seemed brave under the circumstances, smiling and standing tall even while knowing that her every expression was being scrutinized, her every word hung on.

The Girls on Pop Dish on the Sandra-ScarJo Smooch!

And she delivered. To loyal fans, she promised her marital disaster wouldn't break her - or shatter her ability to do (romantic) comedy. "No matter what you might have heard or read or seen lately, I love what I do and I'm not going anywhere," she said.

In classic Bullock style, she apologized to co-presenter Bradley Cooper for the bomb that was "All About Steve" and guffawed when Betty White advised her against wearing her plunging backless dress backwards. She jokingly clarified out-there tabloid rumors, assuring us that she has never -- ever -- gone two weeks without bathing.

It was a winning speech worthy of the standing ovation she earned en route to the stage -- until The Kiss.

Bullock phrased it perfectly when she turned to Johansson mid-speech and said: "This is so weird, Scarlett. I really love you and all but this is just really uncomfortable. Why are you here?"

Our thoughts exactly. Why was she there? ScarJo claimed she was filling in for her husband and Bullock's "The Proposal" co-star Ryan Reynolds, who was nominated alongside Bullock for Best Kiss. But it turned out she was really there for a standard-issue MTV girl-on-girl lip-lock.

When Bullock clutched Johansson and laid one on her, it was brief and tame. But it was also awkward and unnecessary in the context of Bullock's comeback "moment." It seemed so haphazardly inserted into an otherwise triumphant speech, that even Bullock seemed a little embarrassed. After it was over, though the crowd's hooting, Bullock threw up her hands as if to say 'There, MTV, I did it!'

As if "Sandra Bullock's Awesomely Classy Return to the Public Eye" wasn't an interesting headline for the movie awards, MTV appeared to dredge up a go-to gimmick: the faux-lesbian kiss!

Famously implemented at the 2003 VMA's in a three-way smooch between Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, the ladies-locking-lips shtick has drawn the ire of actual lesbians, who have argued that Hollywood's girl-on-girl stunts serve to trivialize homosexuality. Feminists, for their part, haven't been keen on the way the smooches seem to feature women kissing less because they feel like it -- and more to please heterosexual men. A True/Slant blogger was fine with Bullock gratuitously kissing another woman -- but felt it should have been Betty White instead.

To be fair, we don't know whose idea the kiss was. We also don't know why it was really necessary. In the case of Madonna, Britney and Christina jointly singing "Like a Virgin," a girl-on-girl-on-girl kiss was actually oddly fitting, considering the pop star personalities involved. When Bullock herself laid a big kiss on Meryl Streep when they tied for Best Actress at the Critics Choice Awards, she was using a little humor to make a bold statement -- that the women were not, as the tabloids claimed, cat-fighting their way to the Oscars.

The surprise factor was especially jarring given how reserved and composed Bullock has been throughout the past months, which were no doubt a nightmare for her. As Jesse James gushed to 'Nightline' about how his childhood woes forced him to cheat on her, Bullock stayed mum rather than fight back or try to retort. As 'Bombshell' McGee flaunted nude photos and told tales of her trysts with Jesse, Bullock opted for silence instead of anger -- once again, rising above the drama surrounding her private life.

So what was behind Bullock and Johansson's random lip lock? (If you have any ideas, let us know in the comments.) Even if Bullock was one of the most "mature" women in the room, her speech didn't need awkward spit-swapping to jazz it up. In our opinion, it was a glowing, sincere success all on its own. And it appears to be a huge win in your eyes, too, as 82% of PopEater readers dubbed Sandy's speech "amazing."

As Sandra said after the smooch: "Now that we have done that, can we please go back to normal?"

which puts you amongst about 15% of population.good for you, but don't waste your time thinking about a career in public relations.bullock lost far more than she gained.if you can't see that, you are blind to reality.

The problem is that to many, many people, the kiss was not funny or cute. Personally I did not appreciate it but I still admire sandra for everything else she does. Of course guys like it... i won't go into my tirade of how sick it is when girl-on-girl action turns men on... but I know it was a joke and "just for fun," but the problem is that it was just not funny. And, for the record, The Proposal is my favorite movie.

It was just a for fun publicity stunt. Why make a big deal out of nothing. Who Cares. She is still brilliant and always will be. Maybe she was tired of everyone on earth talking about her and Jesse and wanted them to talk about something else. LOL I say don't make more of it than what it is!!

I amazed at humans who don't bat an eye at crime and murder, yet same-sex kissing disturbs them. THEY are the ones that are disturbing to me. Janet Jackson shows a nipple, and we all go ballistic. America, the country of hypocrites and false virtue. In God we trust - my foot!

There was not a thing wronge, with the kiss. They were just joking around liten up!!! I'm 55yrs old I thought it was funny and its not the 1st time she kissed a woman as a joke. Some pepole need a life like the ones on the talk POP DISH now there's a sad story

THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG with that kiss. You people who were offended need to GROW UP...Miley is kissing girls and I bet you "haters' were ok with that... Bullock ALSO kissed BETTY WHITE!! THERE is something WRONG w/ you people

I wish SB hadn't done the "kiss thing". Although it is really tired now, I believe that is exactly why she did it. I think it was a little tongue-in-cheek (seriously, no pun intended). She has been followed by the tabloids and stories have been written about her that have dubious factual basis. I think she really wanted to put a nail in the coffin of the whole affair by "giving" the media "something" else to "write" about. Kind of like this article.

I really don't care much for this talking about people! if Sandra is turning Lez good for her, I can relate to the pain! I watched to show and felt that it was scarlett who was making more googly eyes then sandra but hey If I was there I would too. they both are hot! and The kiss didn't even look really they just touched lips and stopped! so get over it!!!

If it were a long drawn out french kiss it might be something to talk about, but it was a simple peck on the lips. How many people have kissed their parents or best friends on the lips with just a peck? I thought it was funny and I'm sure she was just trying to lighten or change the mood. I don't think Sandra had "gone gay" on us people. Lighten up for goodness sakes!

It was JUST a KISS guys! It was all fun and games! If you get shocked and disgusted by a fun, harmless kiss which aired on MTV then Why the HELL are YOU doing watching MTV??? You should've either been sleeping or tucking your kids in to bed. Grow up! That kiss was OBVIOUSLY meant for us men who were busy watching the game that night LOL

forgive me but i really dont see what all the fuss is about? every year since Britney, Christina, Madonna kiss theres been a girl-on-girl kiss there. I say go Sandra! it was harmless & fun & lasted all of a milla-second. Screw what you heard!