"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages," booms a loudspeaker. "Due to low cart turnover and prolonged wait times, we are afraid we must ask our current passengers to select one of their carriage-mates to be killed. This person should have his or her safety restraints removed and can be deposited on the side of the tracks. Please perform this service within 48 hours. If you require additional time, you may press the Hammertime button provided beneath your cupholder to extend the deadline by a further 24 hours. Please press this button only once per passenger. Thank you, and please continue to enjoy Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!"