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Sunday, 4 December 2016

Winners and Losers

Another day, another vote and the war on Brexit
continues. The LimpDem ‘leader’ - or do they call him Akela at their cabinet
meetings coffee mornings? – has been skipping about like a giddy new foal
after the Richmond Park by-election proclaiming the second coming of a party
that doesn’t entirely know what it stands for. Even after their five years in
Downing Street as Cameron’s poodles I can’t recall a single policy utterance of
any import that was uniquely theirs. Yet, according to Tim, the party, having
gone from 57 seats in 2010 to just 8 in 2015, is now ‘back in the big time’. (I
use the word ‘party’ merely out of respect for the dead.)

I did the maths; from 8 to 9 MPs is a rise from 1.2% to
1.4% of the 650 Commons seats. Basically, they have gained a fifth of an MP...
a leg, at best. Another bit of arithmetic reveals that 70% of Richmond’s
constituents voted in the June referendum to remain, but less than 50% of a lower
turnout voted for Sarah Olney, touted as the remain candidate. Far from revealing
the deep desire of Britain to stay in the EU, it rather shows a drop in such
sympathies. Yes, that last is a purely semantic piece of political
prestidigitation, but it shows how you can’t place too much confidence in what
was, after all, a rather small victory against zero opposition.

Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention that the Labour candidate
managed to lose his deposit by demonstrating that enthusiasm for Jeremy Corbyn’s
buccaneering barmpots might not be all the Islington Party would wish – he got
even fewer votes than there are actual Labour Party members in the constituency.
The left is in trouble and once again they begin their excuse by labelling all
who vote against them as extremists. A coalition of the left has been tentatively
proposed to ‘fight back against the far right’. This was discussed on Friday’s
PM on Radio 4 and barely disguised contempt coloured every utterance.

The Greens, LibDems, Labour and others, said Caroline
Lucas & Co, should form a pact and agree not to contest each other’s patches.
So, for instance, where Labour are the second biggest party, the others should
agree to stand aside in the hope that their voters will turn out for Labour
just to defeat the baby-eating Tories... the party which won a majority against
all-comers and against all expectations just last year. Once again the
staggering arrogance of the left is exposed; the little turkeys, they believe,
were duped into voting for Christmas. They’re in for a shock.

The rise of Ukip, Brexit, Trump and coming upsets in
France and Germany and all across Europe is not, as they dearly want it to be,
the resurgence of Fascism; it is just the reaction to years and years and years
of ‘progressive’ socialist claptrap. Unlike the militant French we don’t go
setting fire to sheep at the first provocation. We just waited our turn and
then quietly delivered our verdict on our tormentors at the ballot box. If
Labour and the left believe they represent the 99% it’s no wonder they are
always surprised when a majority of that 99% vote against them. All a coalition
of the left will achieve is infighting, desertion and gifting the Conservatives
a massive majority at the next election.

"Hallo, my darlings!" Tim Farron addresses the nation.

In other news, England won the rugby again for the
fourteenth straight time this year, defeating Australia in a blatant display of
aggressive nationalism at Twickenham, Richmond’s close neighbour. No doubt the
sight of 80,000 cheering fans singing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot sends chills
down the spines of people like Tim Farron. The left will not see what everybody
else sees. What’s this; cheering on a national team? Rejoicing in victory
against Johnny Foreigner? Celebrating superiority? Why, to them it’s
practically Nuremberg!