3. The fellow has some serious looks.11. Please click this link upon finishing that sentence.

4. He graduated from Michigan, which is the closest thing I have to a second favorite college football team thanks to their color scheme, helmets, stadium, and hate of Ohio State.22. I hate Ohio State, except for when they embarrass overrated Pac-12 opponents in the National Championship game. Then I don't mind them at all.

9. He doesn't give a dump about his public perception. So his wife makes more money than he does? Brady lowers his contract. You don't like that he grows out his hair like a girl? He turns around and models Ugg boots. This, while being the face of the manliest of all sports.