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New Mexico Police Officer Caught Doin' The Dirty on the Hood of a Car

Stirling Matheson is an automotive writer, reviewer, and spewer of sarcasm of Indianapolis, IN. When not playing with cool cars, he is working as the Artistic Director of Ballet Theatre of Indiana. Hear his pseudo-sane quips on Twitter, Google+, and Facebook.

Although paying this man is certainly a misuse of tax-payer dollars, it does look like a good time. There are still a lot of questions though. Is he really a cop, or is this role-play? Is she getting out of a ticket? Does this happen in Santa Fe often? How much are plane tickets? Does he have a big knob? We need to know these things. Mostly, however, we need to know why there are voyueristic desert mammals in New Mexico.

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