Mostly, though, he put up dorky-looking pictures of himself. A recurring joke involved photos of the president in awkward positions -- bent over as if he's looking under a table, leaning to look out a window -- accompanied by remarks such as "Those weapons of mass destruction must be somewhere!" and "Nope, no weapons over there!" and "Maybe under here?"

Not mentioned in his hilarious monolog were the 607 US war dead in Iraq, or the 9-11 victims in whose name those nonexistent weapons were never found.