ok, you niggas mean to tell my that if a dick landed square in your butt, there would be circumstances where you would be TOTALLY ok with it, and, infact, welcome it

you know, depending on who the dick is attached to, size, color, if it has sythetic viens, foreskin prevelance, the sweat factor, the flop factor of the ball sac against your delicate scrotum, the material it's made off, and if you get to kiss her after

really!??!

sythentic dicks?! you're gonna go from pussy to synthetic dicks?!

really!?

this is really the new hair doo of 2009? dick? from ms rza?! why dont you just fuck a tranny!?

now watch, they're gonna start trying to act like taking dick is not gay, i cant wait to see the agruements.

have you ever had sex TSA? Are you still a virgin? Sorry.. I want to know.
Im curious and to know what you like and dont like in the bedroom.

why yes, yes i have had sexual intercourse with women.

i enjoy everything a straight man would enjoy, i pull hair, spank, and enjoy slutty scumbag acting women with no dignity whatsoever during sex. I will eat pussy if your exceptionally attractive and clean but only then but never get asked to eat pussy or pressured cause my dick is massive. I would make an exception if you plunged my face into it forcefully and suffocated me with your vagina. I also enjoy filthy, obscene talk. I also enjoy tonguey kissing during sex and sucking womens necks. Squirting preferable, but obviously not mandatory and i enjoy having my back scratched after whilst being sat on by your wet impaled vagina.