Trailers: Gods Of Egypt

Walk like an…nah, don’t bother.

Remember that time that your day was interrupted by an awful looking trailer for a film that’s pretending to be about Egyptian gods and the only good thing about it was Jaime Lannister? That’s right now. How good is it how there are heaps of Egyptian-looking people cast in this Gods Of Egypt? Oh wait, no, there’s actually none.

Dark City is a ripper of a film. It hurts us to see Alex Proyas falling so low, but low this is and low this will always remain. Have we learned nothing from Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time. That Jaime Lannister eyepatch though…

“The Egyptian god of darkness Set takes over the throne of the Egyptian empire. A mortal hero, Bek, allies with the Egyptian god Horus in a mission to save the world and to rescue his love.”