the things kids say

The other day my DD and my 2 grandchildren were coming home from an outing in Cow Hampshire.
We went through a toll booth and as we were driving away, my 2year old granddaughter ,Sophie said "NO DONUTS?"

I told DD she spends way too much time at the drive through for Dunkin Donuts

We bought a bred rabbit at auction on Saturday Yesterday she has her kits. My sister came over when she came in my almost 5 year old said " SHHHHHHHHHH mom's bunny is laying her babies." guess he spends to much time around the chickens.

By mistake I let my brother hang out with my kid when my kid was 4. My kid came home and asked if I wanted to see how birdies flew. Then my kid flicked his middle fingers at me going "tweet tweet tweet". I haven't seen uncle Mike since.