Favorite Drama Quotes

Dave: I'm walking to my car, and this guy comes up to me. Asks for a light. I say I don't smoke. He says neither does he. So then my heart starts clocking a buck fifty, 'cause there's no one else here except me and him. So then he pulls the knife on me. Says, 'Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of them'. So I try to brush past him, and that's when he slices me.Celeste Boyle: I thought you said you swung at him.Dave: Can I tell the fucking story?

Hermione Granger: So what was it like?[speaking about Harry's kiss]Harry Potter: Kind of wet.Hermione Granger: Well, she has been crying a lot lately...Ron Weasley: Well, you'd think a bit of snogging would make her happy

The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.