Unverified Voracity AAAAAAH

Sort of like "Your Next." Apparently there's a geeky trash-talking tradition in the Michigan and Ohio State library systems: during the week of the game when they send books to each other smack is included. Michigan's contribution: a neatly typewritten letter pointing out various things about Ohio State -- like fire and electricity and indoor plumbing, though the latter seems to be suffering a slow adoption rate -- that they would not have without Michigan.

Ohio State's response?

There you have it folks: these people work for the library system. They're the ones who can read. Presumably. They might have hired a homeless man and dictated.