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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

the story sez she "has been at the centre of pregnancy rumours"?!?
Where is this Centre? When was she admitted? How long does she have to stay and WHAT was she admitted for?!? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!

(oh yeah, and the story was published by BANG Media International - *snicker*)

Oh my God.... This one was just too much... Where was the warning sign we've come to expect? My brain cells are overactive now trying to imagine all these little people compared to the Fedrlines.... The little people must have more class....

She was spotted sipping an alcoholic cocktail, so she's not preggers??? Wasn't she spotted driving with her baby on her lap? Isn't she married to and breeding with Federline? Doesn't that kinda tell ya how much concern she shows for her kid(s)? Shouldn't I shut up now?

(think Dylan)
You never saw the stares of the little Sonnies and little Chers
When they brought your cake and sang songs for you!
You can't comprehend how they aren't your friend
Not an ounce of talent belongs to you!
You portrayed yourself as a virgin skank
With the subtlety of a Sherman tank
Weren't it hard when your boobage sank?
And your albums were described as 'rank'
And you couldn't even get on 'Deal or No Deal'?

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be out of time
To be a friend of slime
A complete wasted mind
Like a Federline!

What a quote:
"Kevin and Britney and their friends were in fits" I'm so pleased; aren't you?
Now, what is with all the asterisks in the middle of not-so-politically-correct words? If we all know what the word is, why not just write it? Shit is sh*t no matter how you write it? Why is typing the word out so uncomfortable for so many?

I connection with the last topic, I can't help but wonder if Brit-Kev are good eating. ** Looks up recipe for 'Fettucini al Federline,' and 'Lobster Thermidor et Cruvettes with a Brittney sauce served in the Provencal manner with spears and oeuvres garnished with truffle patte, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and Spam.'

I just remembered this one - when I was living in P-Town we had a regular at the bar, very diminutive-'bout 4 feet tall, and dark latin skin. He was a circus acrobat/performer for a long time, but while he was in P-Town he got in touch with his inner drag queen. His stage name? "Teeny Tiny Tina Turner". ISIANMTU.

As a blogger who revels in the extraordinary facets of life, and who comes here seeking brevity from days long drainage of my few remaining brain cells after listening to sob story after story as a social worker in a jail in a racist county with few minorities -

I must, in all sincerity, applaud this blog for thier awareness and insistence upon the correct use of terminology for persons affected by darwfism.

In short, it pleases my little liberal, social working soul, to know that so many others are aware that midget is considered a derogatory term and that little person is the perfered description.

Please take a moment to pin upon yourselves the blue ribbons of societal justice.

You may now resume your usual banter of toilet humor and booger jokes.