I could claim noble reasons as coming out in order to move gay rights forward, but I must admit it is for far more selfish reasons. Now is the time I wish to find someone and I do not desire to force any potential partner to live a life of extreme discretion with me.

In the words of Inigo Montoya,

True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.

_____*Apparently, reporters had trouble hearing the President's order, and some claimed he got a Swiss mushroom burger (what Bartley calls "The John Kerry"), but USA Today went to the source: "Obama ordered a basic cheeseburger, according to Ray's owner, Michael Landrum" and
photos bear this out.