ObamaCare has very real, disconcerting problems, including a glitchy website, a penchant for sending error-ridden or duplicate applications to insurance companies, and, for a small percentage of the population, the "sticker shock" of higher premiums.

ObamaCare will not, however, turn America into Canada, which, according to a new Wall Street Journal editorial by Suzanne Somers, pretty much sounds like hell on earth. Somers is not a medical expert. She is the former star of Three's Company and Step by Step, a writer of several diet books, and a proponent of using alternative medicine instead of chemotherapy to treat cancer — a position that earned her a strong condemnation by the American Cancer Society.

Regardless, she decided to weigh in on ObamaCare, calling it "socialized medicine" and "a greater Ponzi scheme than that pulled off by Bernie Madoff."

Her argument, strangely enough, centers around Canadian doctors not being able to make enough money. Citing an article in the magazine Maclean's, she argues that there is a "great surge of Canadian students becoming veterinarians" because their salaries are too low — leading to lengthy waits and poorer quality care.

She also claims that her husband, Canadian talk show host Alan Hamel, has watched his doctor cousins move "to the United States because after their years of intensive schooling, they want to reap financial rewards."

So when emigration "spiked" [in the mid-1990s], 400 to 500 doctors were leaving Canada for the United States. There are more than 800,000 physicians in the United States right now, so I'm skeptical that every doctor knows one of those emigres.... In 2003, net emigration became net immigration. Let me say that again. More doctors were moving into Canada than were moving out. [The Incidental Economist]

That trend has remained consistent since 2003. Carroll also takes issue with another anecdote shared by Somers, in which she claims her "75-year-old Canadian girlfriend was denied treatment because she was too old." He argues "there is no evidence for Canadian doctors withholding care from people because they are old."

My sister-in-law had to wait two months to get a general practitioner. During this period she spent her days in bed vomiting continuously, unable to get any food or drink down because she couldn't get an appointment with the doctor. When she finally did, the doctor said, "Oh, you don't need me, you need a specialist." That took another two weeks until she got a pill that corrected the problem. [Wall Street Journal]

Here, Somers' anecdote is not necessarily misleading: It's true that people in Canada have to wait longer to see their doctors. Some groups, like the Fraser Institute, a conservative (by Canadian standards) think tank, are pushing for market-based options to offer alongside universal health care, as is done in Australia and Switzerland.

Here, of course, is the biggest problem with Somers' comparison of ObamaCare to Canada's healthcare system: The former isn't a single-payer system at all. It's a market-based system modeled on something implemented by a Republican governor in Massachusetts.

As Canadian-born Washington Post writer Sarah Kliff explained in July, the Canadian system "sponsors health insurance for all citizens, regardless of income or age," while the Affordable Care Act increases access to health insurance via government subsidies and increased Medicaid coverage.

It's fair, and quite frankly necessary, to question the implementation and effects of ObamaCare. But invoking the Canadian single-payer bogeyman distracts from the real problems with the Affordable Care Act that need fixing. And using red-baiting quotes of dubious origin to caricature the law? That's just ridiculous.

An earlier version of this post contained a quotation attributed to Lenin ("Socialized medicine is the keystone to the arch of the socialist state") that has been widely disputed. And it included a quotation attributed to Churchill ("Control your citizens' health care and you control your citizens") that the Journal has been unable to confirm. [Wall Street Journal]