23. “If they like, did this chart long enough, they would find out where herpes began.” – Beavis and butthead ripping on a Jersey Shore Episode, one of the girls is going over a chart of all the people she hooked up with.

24. I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague!- Principal McVicker

25. “Shut up Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it’ll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.”-Butthead

26. (Discussing a SCAT video) Beavis: “They should have a name for this kind of music.” Butt-head: “They already do Beavis, crap.”

27. (911 call while Butt-head is choking) 911 dispatcher: “Have you performed the Heimlich on him?” Beavis: “Have I licked his rectum? No, but there was this one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare…”

28. “Man I tell what, I felt like a one-legged cat try’in to burry turd’s on a frozen pond out there.”- Tom

31. “If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass.” -Butthead

32. “Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?”-Beavis

33. “Check it out Butt-head, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have?”- Beavis

34. “Beavis, your balls are filthy. Take them to the ball washer immediately.”-Butthead

35. “If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?”-Beavis

36. “Beavis, why and the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?”-Beavis

37. “Beavis you dumbass! There always has been TV! There’s just more channels now!” -Butthead

38. “Beaver kicks ass!”-Beavis

39. “Uh, your cow’s like, broken sir.”-Butthead

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40. Episode 1 – Regarding a homeless man they believe to be a werewolf: ”How come there aren’t any, like, women in his lair?” ”They’re probably out doing his bidding.”

41. Episode 2 – Butthead to a caller on a tech-support hotline: ”Do people ever tell you sound boring on the phone? Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn?”

42. Episode 2 – “Abandoned Drive-ins kick ass.” -Butt-Head

43. Episode 3 – Beavis and Butthead experience an army base: ”Where’s the bathroom around here?” ”Eh, I don’t know. I think they call it something else in the army. Like, the ‘mess hall’ or something.”

45. Episode 4 – Beavis and Butthead give commentary on a music video: ”Is that a lesbian or a Mexican?” ”You’re not supposed to say those words, Butt-Head.”

46. Episode 5 – Butthead returns from using the restroom while at work: ”Hey, Beavis! I just thought of something. I’m at work, but, like, I wasn’t working. I just got paid to take a dump.”

47. Episode 5 -”So what made you want to shine a light on the issue of teen obesity?” ”Uhh, we wanted to get famous and score. So we, like, ate a lot of Burger World food.” -Martin a classmate asks Beavis why he’s only eating fast food for 30 days.

48. Episode 6 – Beavis confronts a rat eating his nachos: ”That son of a bitch ate our nachos.” ”That’s right, Beavis, and that is a crime for which it must be punished.”

49. Episode 6 – “I’m gonna report this! this is a health violation!” ”Yeah, the food here sucks.” -A woman complains to Burger World employee Butt-Head after finding a rat in her order.

50. Episode 7 – Butthead talks to a scientist who has survived the apocalypse: ”I see your spacesuit, like, saved you from the acopalypse–so do you wanna, like, recopulate the earth?”