The Lord works in mysterious ways. He needed to reach out to that man & the best way to do that was to bless that modern dinosaur's poop. Write it down. 2000 years from now, they'll be passing laws to protect bird shiat. It'll be great.

That's it. Im devoting my life to Christ because of this obvious miracle. Is there anyone who knows where I can send all my money right away (because its sinful to have material wealth). Thanks in advance brothers and sisters.

thorthor:That's it. Im devoting my life to Christ because of this obvious miracle. Is there anyone who knows where I can send all my money right away (because its sinful to have material wealth). Thanks in advance brothers and sisters.

I can just see this guy standing at the gates of heaven trying to explain his thinking to St. Peter...

St. Pete: Do you remember that time you thought you saw the likeness of our eternal savior in a lump of shiat?Moran: But, but but... It looked just like him!St. Pete: Yea... you're not helping your cause here.