Renegade_Turner wrote:Don't try to hard. Randomness is spur of the moment, not controlled. Randomness in true form is someone saying something stupid and/or weird without realising it. You can't can it.

I will now tell to YOU
yes YOU!
My Conspiracy story i discovered in school!
Pay close attention to every detail or you wont know what the crap is happening!

Ok it starts like this

One of my teachers was saying some crap about Fact and Opinion, didnt really pay attention to anything else. I was so bored i found that if you take the first and last letters of Fact and Opinion you get an anagram for FONT! I then found an anagram for the word anagram and got GRANMAA, which is close to GRANDMA. I then heard my friend say something about a CAR PLANE. I then remembered my grandma once saying something about a car plane once cause shes...a little messed up. So then i got an anagram for CAR PLANE and got LANP RACE which sounds like LAMP RACE which would of course refeer to the Great Lamp Race of 1996 in Grenwich England and i think we can all remember that! This is the part which branches off a little. There are 3 parts

Part 1
During the Great Lamp Race there was the world wide famous Great Lamp Race Crash which was caused by someone using a sniper rifle to shoot the lamp he thought was moving but actually was tied with all the other racers cause lamps can't move. The lamp exploded and the small parts evolved into a small race of creatures which work in my corporation. My corporation happens to be 3 U.S. dollars. I can use the 3 dollars to buy something at the CHEESE CAKE FACTORY. (delicious)

Part 2
The Great Lamp Race Crash was caused by a sniper rifle. The sniper rifle is the trademark weapon of CAMPIN CARL.

Part 3
The Great Lamp Race was in 1996, reverse the last two numbers and you get 1969, the year JOHN F KENNEDY'S father died.

And so as it should be obvious, JOHN F KENNEDY was shot by CAMPIN CARL with a sniper rifle from on top of a CHEESE CAKE FACTORY!

I just figured out a huge conspiracy! Hooray!
I dont care though Campin Carl, your still awesome.