Make Crap At Home

If you are for some reason so inclined, here is
how to make a Big Mac in your own kitchen. Although I have to
think that no matter how closely you follow the instructions,
you’re never going to attain that particular flavor that is
associated with the existential despair of actually being in a
McDonald’s and ordering a Big Mac. You know the taste. It’s a
mixture of resignation and umami. [Via]#