Spur of the moment rant: Active!Alright, I sat down on the couch and my left testicle. About 10 minutes later, I got up to get my laptop (success!!!) and when I got back I decided I wanted to lay down. I crossed my legs and smashed my balls between my thighs. To aid the problem, I moved my laptop, adjusted the 'issue', and grabbed my laptop, testes now on my thighs. Guess what? Laptop on penis = smashed balls... WHY did I have to get the genetic coding for Bell Clapper Syndrome!?!!?! I hit my nads more times in one day than I could count if I tried. Masturbation is almost not enjoyable on hot, humid days when they hang lower than usual. I know there's a surgery that can be done to take them up, but that isn't an option for me. At this very moment, my left testicle is sliding down between my legs, meaning that if I decide to bounce my leg, which is in my nature, I will be in some SERIOUS pain. ARGH!!! OK, I'm a little better now. Family Guy is on, I have a red creme soda, and my balls are, for the moment, out of the way. I'm betterish... thanks for listening... Why do I feel so compelled to say that, even though I didn't SAY anything... huh, odd...

Im sorry about your problem! For me im usually hanging just right, probably higher than lower though. I never sit on them or anything, every once in awhile they will hang really low but i still never have too many accidents.

Originally Posted By: damienIf you wore underwear that gave your boys more support, would that help alleviate the problem? haha! I was just going to say the same thing! Package the goods boys, it'll help!