broke out my 12 gauge shotty after taking a poopy while daddy was playing with the 9mm mouse gun shooting at targets resembling mall ninjas and zombies.

LOL

ISC made me snort out my soda while reading his rant LOL

I have to agree with some of his things, like people talking about their new zombie mall ninja killing gun. Ok, if you are acting like we are gonna get invaded by such creatures, perhaps the local authorities need to take your right to bear arms away from you. And this talk about stockpiling ammo for the "big day" LMAO ok when is that going to happen? In 200 years when you are 6 ft deep and just a bunch of crummy bones in the ground? Is there an impending invasion from the Chinese? Russians?