* After a bout of DeadlyDodging to take down some attacking robots: -->'''Julie:''' I'm wrecked! -->'''Dutch:''' Me too! -->'''Texas:''' I can still punch but my car won't start. * Chuck's a good wingman, especially when it comes to color commentary. -->'''Chuck:''' This is a ''ridiculous'' amount of lasers!* "That means he wants me to beat you up!" "Yeah...I know."* Texas's [[SarcasmMode master plan]] to infiltrate Kane Co in episode 2.-->'''Texas:''' You both got it wrong, but thatís why Texas is here. Okay! What is Kaneís greatest weakness? His stomach, right. Yeah, I know! Dude, we totally sneak in like weíre delivering pizzas. And then we open the boxes to reveal our ''cars'' that have been ''shrunk down'' because ''Texas invented a shrink ray''! And then I... punch Kane! I ''punch Kane in the stomach''! Yeah, Texas!* In the aftermath of the [[spoiler: Detroit Doom Jump and ensuing explosion]], [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lx3q9pbR1qj8nkyo1_1280.png Chuck and Mike sitting stock still and covered in soot]], with Mike [[spoiler: [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lx3q9pbR1qj8nkyo2_1280.png holding his bobble head dog]].]]* Poor Claire in "Ride the Lightning." Special mention to when she tries to sit down in a random chair. Tries.-->"Texas punch good! Oh no! Not Texas!"** Same episode, as Lake Erie freezes over:-->'''Texas:''' Can someone please hand Texas a towel?** This line as everyone is wondering how to find Mike.-->'''Texas:''' We need to focus on the ''one guy'' who can lead us out of danger: Me. Texas. Now let's go find Mike. '''[speeds off]'''** Also from "Ride the Lightning":--->'''Chuck:''' You know... I may not make it back.--->'''Claire:''' Wait, what? (to Julie) You're leaving? Again?--->'''Chuck:''' ''I said'', I may not---->'''Claire:''' (totally ignoring Chuck) Look, you can't leave me here again, okay? I'll die of weirdness!--->'''Chuck:''' ...okay, I'm gonna go now.--->''Chuck takes maybe three steps before [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8eyfqXvsI1qmr7t7o1_500.gif slipping and wiping out on 9 Lives]].''* Dutch needs to work on his compliments: -->'''Dutch:''' Jacob! I have never been so happy to see your old, wrinkly face! -->'''Jacob:''' Uh... thanks?* The moment when the Burners minus Mike are moping over their failed takedown of the weather machine and all of a sudden [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4aecmjoDR1r00g3do1_500.gif Texas gets up to swing and SMASH]] [[FlippingTheTable the table]] they were sitting at. And as a bonus, if you look closely, Dutch and Chuck jump in surprise while Julie just looks kind of peeved, as if Texas does this all the time.** Topped off by him promptly bursting into hysterical tears.* The opening of "Texas-ify it."-->'''Kane:''' I have a gun that shoots a snake!** Texas gets a lot of good lines in this episode, the possible crowner being when describing his team:--->'''Texas:''' I mean, you can't just tie these tankers up with rope, ya gotta weld it. Dutch can do that, and Julie's good with infiltrating, Mike can take credit for everything, and Chuck?...--->'''Chuck:''' ''*perks up.*''--->'''Texas:'''...well, I don't know ''what'' Chuck does but he can like, [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream or something]].--->'''Chuck:''' ''*deflates.*''** The team could do with a lesson in effective communications: --->'''Mike:''' How much of that [weed killer] do you have? --->'''Jacob:''' How much do you need? --->'''Mike:''' How much do you have? --->'''Jacob:''' Well, how much do you need? --->'''Mike:''' How much ''do you have?''--->'''Jacob:''' GAH! Will you just tell me how much you need?** After hearing Chuck yelling because his sample just tried to eat him...--->'''Kaia:''' Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a lady screaming.** Afterwards, as Mike's giving a super-serious little speech to Kaia about how they're not going to help her, Chuck interrupts.--->'''Chuck:''' And I do not scream like a lady!** When the Terras decide to use Texas' ideas, he gives Mike a thumbs-up... from his handstand position [[WhatAnIdiot and falls on his head.]]* The Duke of Detroit is a mash-up of hilarity, awesomeness and horror: He's completely over-the-top style-wise, hyena-laughing mad and incredibly influential among the gangs of Motorcity. * Texas and Dutch have to [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a2yniOjf1qzqhleo1_1280.jpg share a bed]], and wind up spooning. Dutch is not pleased. Texas sleeps like a baby.* In the middle of a brawl with a hockey gang; Mike is fighting the gang's leader with his staff without it being in chainsaw mode. He swings at the leader who immediately [[NoSell blocks him with his pads]]. The "[[OhCrap Oh, nooooooo...]]" Mike letting out immediately after is hilarious.* "Awww, we just had baby [=KaneBots=]! ...now let me smash 'em."* The "Chuck vs. the muffins" subplot. --> '''Chuck:''' They're completely disgusting, but I can't stop eating them. ''It is weird.''* Mike trying teach Chuck to drive.-->'''Mike:''' Is the screaming really necessary?-->'''Chuck:''' It's my process!** The aftermath of a disastrous lesson: Chuck has managed to wedge his car between two walls so it's stuck in the air.--->'''Julie:''' What... happened to the car?--->'''Chuck''' Oh, you know, it just--it's resting.* This conversation in "Fearless":** After being shot out of a cannon up 15 stories and throwing Chuck out of a car and grabbing his leg:--->'''Mike:''' Chuck, Chuck. Dude, you're safe.--->'''Chuck:''' "Safe"? That is not what I call pulling someone out of a moving vehicle twenty stories up! You say I'm sorry.--->'''Mike:''' I'm so----->'''Chuck:''' Not accepted.* Texas not remembering Julie's name... ** Taken one step further in "Fearless":--->'''Texas:''' What do you mean that's not Julie, she's a girl. What, now we got two of them?--->'''Dutch:''' It's Claire; totally different person.* Tooley in "Going Dutch". Even [[spoiler:the zombified residents of Motorcity]] seem stunned he's ''that'' stupid.** "Going Dutch" again: --->''Mike pulls off a huge metal chunk in Mutt's windshield, revealing a hole.''--->'''Mike:''' Hey Chuck, remind me not to use Mutt as a battering ram.--->''Chuck pops his head out of the hole.''--->'''Chuck:''' I did, but you didn't listen.*** This became even more amusing when someone made a [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m452nj7Sfv1r00g3do1_500.gif looping gif]] out of it.* Texas and his "Battleaxe".-->'''Texas:''' This isn't nerdy. This is a +25 battleaxe. ''25!'' Think about that.** And later he straps it into his car with a seatbelt!* This guy: "Saw your comrades five hours ago, approaching the Dungeon of Anguisssshhhh."* From "The Duke of Detroit Presents": ''Cyborg Dan.''** A stir crazy Mike whipping out a small army's worth of laser cannons and missiles... at Jacob.** All of Texas' one-liners.** All of the live interviews, but special mention must go to "Local Granny" Sue Ellen.** The Duke of Detroitís "face to face" conversation with the Burners. Seriously, the guy drew doodles of himself having that conversation before hand.* Tooley making a few unlucky safety suit wearers dance in "Off the Rack".** And then there's [[spoiler:[[ItMakesSenseInContext the giant red ball made of people]].]]--->'''Dutch:''' Now that's something you see don't everyday...or ever.*** And of course someone made [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdZTHXMOaXE the next logical step.]]** In the middle of a very tense action scene, there's a sudden cut to Kane posing dramatically with sunglasses, including a few shots of his bare chest and abs glistening with sweat. It's a commercial.** "All right, but you know I should totally be gut-punching a bot factory ''in the face'' right now!" Oh, Texas.* This awesome line from "Like Father, Like Daughter":--> '''Texas:''' Knock me out once, shame on you.\\Knock me out twice, shame on me.\\Knock me out three times, I bring my car!\\''(Zooms out to show Texas riding Stronghorn.)''** When [[spoiler:[[NoSell Red single-handedly stops Stronghorn]]]], he only looks ''mildly surprised'':---> '''Texas:''' Well. How 'bout that.** Same episode, look at Julie's reaction when Texas [[spoiler:kisses her com-screen in thanks.]]*** And even then, he ''still'' doesn't get her name right.* Claire's gas-induced fear vision during "Mayhem Night". [[spoiler:Being married to Chuck, complete with a Lil' Chuck.]]** And to get out of it, she has to face the hallucination head-on, and so [[spoiler:she actually kisses Chuck, leaving him blushing like crazy with a big [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] smile on his face.]]* Anything Julie does in "Julie and the Amazons." Claire gets one when she manages to save Julie and her car from getting blown to smithereens. -->'''Claire:''' They put me in charge of the fire extinguisher!** "Yeah. You know how my hands were tied? Well, now they're not." ** Dutch and Chuck's earpiece argument, and Texas repeating every word of it to a supremely confused Skylark member.** The leader of the Weekend Warriors has some moments.--->'''Leader:''' Look! It's Private Rat-Trap! *points at Texas. Texas salutes.** Chuck's GenreSavvy [[ThisIsGonnaSuck response]] when Mike asks the crew to "Leave things to me" in regards to obtaining a bot for the Robo-Roundup.-->'''Chuck:''' *While being chased by [=KaneCo=] drones* Why do we always leave things to you!?* "Threat Level: Texas". The whole damn thing. Special mention goes to [[spoiler:Interdimensional Armor Ultra Mega Zombie Texas VS Super Atomic Giant Kane. With ponytail-whipping action.]]** [[http://maniaccatscrawlings.tumblr.com/post/38726775537/texsaucesome-maniaccatscrawlings-heres-the The Texas rendition]] of the theme song. Which consists mostly of "Texas is awesome!"** Mike's eyes blinking out of sync throughout the episode really gets me.** It really says something that Kane is even more shocked by Texas'... well, Texas-ness than anything Tooley does. He's not saying doing a FlatWhat, but you can just see it on his face.** As Texas describes his plan to extract his own awesomeness and bottle it to power their weapon, Tooley interjects with "You can't bottle ''awesomeness''! There's no bottle big enough."* The series finale has the scene where Julie slaps Mike.* "[[spoiler:[[FlatWhat Why are you driving my car]].]]" Remember that this [[MoodWhiplash came right after possibly the most intense, sorrowful scene in the series]]. Not to mention the '''[[TheElevatorFromIpanema elevator music]].'''