Next Halloween; why bother buying your child an actual Cena baseball cap and shirt, and add some denim cut-off shorts from WalMart when you can just buy this cheap, cheesy, and tacky costume instead? Turn your child into a laughingstock all in the name of saving a few bucks! Hope you enjoy watching the other kids beat the snot out Continue Reading...

Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...

Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...