Ways the Night Came Off the Corners

A single text turned my date from the most beautiful being to a strange, catatonic child who would only speak at right-angles, alternating their gaze between walls/ ceilings /me/ floors like some kind of CCTV. I “made a thing out of it,” dickhead…

Couldn’t shake this pissed up obnoxious lunatic who followed me from bar to bar & that pissed up obnoxious lunatic was me…

The venue ran out of Powers Whiskey.

Ways The Night Went HyperDrive

An appearance by Jackie Boom-Boom.

I was asked so many times if I was in the band that finally I was in the band & not just any band, not The Bravery but a fucking great band, forever…

All my archaic jokes & laborious tales were new once more & better than ever before with the night not even passed midway, more people have to hear about this…

The venue started giving out free Powers Whiskey.

AND THERE IS NO SYSTEM TO ANY OF THIS WHICH RENDERS ME BLAMELESS, RIGHT? & WASTED AT WORK ONCE MORE, YES.