When your career is built on a foundation of dancing sullenly in a thong, it’s obvious what the next logical step is, right? Entourage movie.

It makes perfect sense. I mean, she does extensive experience working with smarmy douches.

Ratajkowski (who was named Esquire’s woman of the year due to her vast contributions to all womankind) will be playing a version of herself (of course), and my guess is that her plot line will focus around some sort of clothing shortage crisis. After that, she’ll be acting opposite Batman in David Fincher’s Gone Girl. Because life isn’t fair.

Ugh, need to wash away that cold, clammy feeling brought on by Entourage news and mention of Robin Thicke? This funky banjo should do the trick.