Jess: Nick, be nice! How hard could it be to just open yourself up a little bit? Dip your toe in the pool of possibility.

Remy: Yeah, Nick. Dip your toe!

Jess: You guys have a lot in common. Nick went through a break-up that was really hard on him. [Whispers] Schmidt said your mom had to fly out.

Nick: That was a scheduled trip!

Remy: Did you smell your girl on your sheets for months until they were too soaked through with your own sweat and tears?

Nick: No.

Remy: Did you punch out all the windows until you hit the wall and broke your hand? Did you go out looking for companionship, a little human warmth, only to come through the woods covered in animal blood?

Nick: In my own way.

Remy: All right, so a ménageàtrois is about three of us — trois —ménage-ing… fully.

Nick: Okay, this is happening. With this guy. This is happening right now, Jess.

Jess: Yep!

Remy: So it’s going to get even a little more uncomfortable. We just have to keep talking to each, all right?

What did you think, Newbies? Did you care for Remy? Were you disappointed by Jess and Nick’s near-miss or happy that their big moment didn’t go down under the duress of an ego-driven threesome? If you were going to steal Winston’s sparkle, how would you do it? And have you visited Fox’s website to design your own “Hey Girl” interactive music video yet?