The Homeopathic Guide to Nuclear Power

"Why do I feel so frustrated and tired?"

It's probably because of the bad electricity that you're using!

Current-generation power stations generate electricity primarily by burning coal and oil. They are fossil fuels, made up from dead animals and plants. They give off pollutant carbon dioxide when burnt. Power stations then vent these harmful pollutants into the air you breathe! Meanwhile, the staticky electricity creeps into your house and saturates its walls with negativity.

That's disgraceful. These black, filthy substances are better left safely undisturbed underground. Digging up what should be left buried? Burning the dead to provide electricity to the living? The world needs something safer. You deserve something cleaner. Something that's good for your karma.

Alignments such as these are completely natural and have even formed naturally in nature. Radiant crystal energy is even felt in space, where lifegiving cosmic rays from the distant stars wrap and coddle our planet with their love.