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Thursday, May 27, 2010

"Bob Dylan's Lyrics"

Joke of the Day: A college professor in New York is teaching Bob Dylan's lyrics as literature. That's like recommending Kirstie Alley's diet in health class.

A study says that video gamers can control their dreams. Like they wish they could be that soldier in Call of Duty.

British Petroleum admits that their decision to proceed with a flawed oil rig was a “fundamental mistake”. You know, like all their other methods of stopping the oil spill.

Researchers say that playing in the dirt can make people smarter because of bacteria in the environment. Hopefully it will make them smart enough to take a bath once their done.

President Bush’s new book will begin with his decision to quit drinking. Why didn't he quit drinking when he got into the White House?

Country singer Willie Nelson cut off all his hair. This is a terrible idea. Where can he hide all his drugs?

A “carpet of frogs” shut down a major highway in Greece for two hours. And no, Andy Dick has not taken a European vacation.

Recently fired Cleveland Cavaliers coach Mike Brown thanked the team for letting him coach there the last 5 years. Strangely enough, LeBron James said the exact same thing.