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Andre Agassi was in Taiwan last week for the Rise of Legends charity event, and while I have no idea what they were raising money for, I’m going to assume that it was for something awesome like introducing me to a hot Asian girl.

In a story that sets up endless possibilities for hilarious wifebeating jokes, Andre Agassi "inadvertently" hit his wife Steffi Graf in the face with a tennis racket during a fundraiser yesterday, forcing the former German star and mother of Agassi's child to get three stitches.