Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

First golf balls, now a knife. And weren't there a couple of stories about dogs shooting their owners? They were probably really trying to eat the gun when it went off. Anyone who has seen one of those little yappy lap dogs (Yappy Lap Dogs - not agnfarb) trying to attack a Doberman will not be surprised at a dog biting off more than it can chew (but now swallow, apparently).

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow--
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed a cow to catch the goat.
She opened her mouth and it went down her throat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog--
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

X-rays! Thanks, jl. Now that we see the knife it doesn't look so big, but then I guess the dog wasn't too big himself. The jerk who left it there where Jake could mistake it for Puppy Chow should have been a lot more careful.

At minimum, these people really need instructions on how to pet proof their place. Perhaps a graphic demonstration: 'how do you feel, when you swallow...THIS?'

That said, I have a cat that has never been interested in food, but has always shown an avid desire to find and eat wildly inappropriate things. Like a dog, but much dumber, she is THE reason for pet insurance. For some reason, she really really wants to try $5000 intestinal blockage surgery.

Oh, and Sadie, vaseline is good for hairballs; maybe they don't feel they get enough fibre? ;)

I sent this link to Dave once, but I'm sure it got lost in the quagmire. It seems at first like a very crass site. But when you think about it, its really an ode to how hilariously stupid dogs can be when they eat stuff.