Also known as the “Antonie Cromartie/Terrell Owens/Almost Every Athlete with More than 4 Kids Rule.” I had a girlfriend once whose main goal in our relationship was to get pregnant. The reason being, she knew I would always support the child. At that point in my life, I was making $12 an hour in a call center. Now imagine, if I were making 12 million dollars a year, how many women would give their right arm to have a little Robert Littal Jr. running around so they can sit on their ass and watch Oprah and buy Coach bags on my dime.

I understand athletes aren’t the brightest people in the world and can’t always understand that $8 is a lot less than $8000 a month. I am sure there are women who love athletes for their “personalities” and would never dare to get pregnant on purpose. However, I am more sure there are many women who see athletes as a free American Express card for life.