Tragic Bus!

"Tragic Bus"

by Pakistani Bus Companies

"Magic Bus"

by The Who

Every few days in Pakistan,
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
I get on a bus that's more like a van!
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
I'm so nervous, I sit and shake;
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
I hope this Tragic Bus has brakes.
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)

Tragic Bus!
Tragic Bus!
Tragic Bus!
Tragic Bus!

Every day I get in queue;
(Too much, Magic Bus!)
To get on the bus that takes me to you!
(Too much, Magic Bus!)
I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile.
(Too much, Magic Bus!)
Your house is only another mile
(Too much, Magic Bus!)

Magic Bus!
Magic Bus!
Magic Bus!
Magic Bus!

Thank you, driver, for knowing how to steer,
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
But the bus needs an inspection, that I fear.
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
I don't want to cause no fuss
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
But can I get off your Tragic Bus?
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)

This Tragic Bus is low on features.
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
Could we possibly fit any more farm creatures?
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
The smell of gas and exhaust is another factor
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)
Why I got off and hitched a ride in the back of a Tractor!
(Too much, Tragic Bus!)