Happy Mother's Day to you, dear internet. Today is the day where my subjects (kids) bow down to treat me as the Queen I am. This usually involves pancakes, sausage and some craft made in school. But before I begin the revelry (translation: no one has woke up) I give you this ditty. In honor of momma's day, I dug up a real groaner. Enjoy!

These three guys are out fishing, and when they get back to their truck they see it's surrounded by three bears.

"OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to really get them mad. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you take the one on the left, the little cub with the broken leg, and I'll take the one in the middle, the little cub with one eye and a hurt paw, and Joe, you take the one on the right, the huge silvertip mama grizzly bear with blood-encrusted claws, the big teeth, and froth around the mouth".

"Hey, man wait a sec, I'm supposed to get this monster mad, and you guys get the cubs ? That's not fair!"