Staff

Nick Lee

Principal Programmer

A little green man once paid Nick a visit and spoke to him in a distinctly Muppet-like voice: “Follow you must your destiny. Leave Canada, come with me.” Nick told the little green man to sod off because he wanted to become a go-go dancer. The little green man frowned then disappeared. Nick decided to swear off toad-licking. Many years later, as Nick lay delirious among the steaming entrails of a Tau — whoops! sorry… When Nick graduated from University of Waterloo, another apparition visited him, claiming to be a friend of the little green man. “You must travel to Volition where you will train to be a Programming Master,” Mike told Nick, then vanished. Nick gave up eating Fugu-on-a-stick. In January 1999, slipping past the US border guards with a simple mind trick, (“These aren’t the drunks you’re looking for…”) Nick began work for Volition. He still maintains that Mike and Yoda are best buds.