Well, for the money he's gonna lose from legal costs, the divorce, and getting fired and probably losing his license, he could have made a weekend trip to NV, gone to a bunny ranch, and had his coked up sexy-fun-time discretely, and NOT with his PA. They need to teach a class in common sense at Med School, with a special emphasis on how not to get caught if you are determined to get up to no good.

Hey, I.P., no cracking on the bunny ranch!! Soon all the poor med students are gonna have to do their summer internships there in order to pay their student loans. Added bonus if they are able to network with MD clientele. (Alas, my hot med student days have passed and sadly, I was unaware of the bunny ranches until it was too late.) ;)

@anon 4:27, I don't think most Med students have much time or energy to moonlight (heh) at a cathouse. The ones I dated were all just kind of gray and faded by the end of the term, and spent the summer break drinking, sleeping, and shadowing doctors. Believe me, I'm not snarking at the bunny ranches at all. They serve a useful purpose, such as getting your rocks off discretely without getting arrested or caught by your significant other- if you're careful about it. I'm not passing any moral judgement, mainly because I had to renounce my morals to get into law school. Now they just hang on my wall along with my sense of shame and my pride, looking forlorn and collecting dust. Just joking... Or am I?.

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