Tuesday, July 22, 2008

X-A-M-S--> The Key To Success !!!!

If you are reading this, it means that i have either begun studying for my exams or is being forced to do so by those meddling parents of mine....the happiest days of our lives are here again, what else but the good old sem end exams, do u need to cheer u up no end.... it is time that i pass on the skills i have learned along the way which maybe defined as my life, it is time to give the world's young generation the secret to success in exams of any type, anywhere, anytime, any....,any....,any....,any....whatever....points to be noted:

dont even open the books till 3 or maximum 4 days before the exams

then also dont study at all during the daytime

buy a Gigantic packet of any coffee powder you can

chose an activity like watching TV or surfing the net that you enjoy and can be done without much physical strain during the nights

start doing the selected activity at around 11 at night

after everyone else goes to sleep, take out the book and start reading like theres no tomorrow (actually there is no tomorrow if u dont finish it !)

after about 30-40 mins u will probably be bored and not concentrating (10mins if u are as distracted as i am) so then return to the activity of your choice for 5 to 10 mins

then make a cup of coffee black as sin (with as little sugar as possible) and drink it as slowly as u can

then return to your studies for another stretch

then repeat the same process

again

and again

and again and again and again....

when the first person to wake up in your household wakes up, its time to go to sleep

this is the way to success in your exams

it is tried and tested.... so why dont you adapt it as soon as you can and let me know the results.... i am in the middle of the above described cycle right now so got to drink some coffee now.... keep studying like hell....

3 comments:

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