A site called Potential Prostitutes allows people to anonymously submit women, then it charges the women $100 to remove themselves from the list. Your round-up author imagines that this site won't last long.

Wikimedia raised $25 million in nine days, so people who donated to Wikipedia can feel good about helping their cause, and cheapskates like your round-up author no longer have to feel guilty while closing the big request at the top of the site.