Category Archives: Brad Pitt

I can’t be the only one that thought about that commercial (Below) when you seen these pix…Lolz. Why is it the Christian Children’s Fund? You have to have to serious faith to be poor and watching your family slowly die around you to still Believe in God. Then again the poor really do cling on religion. Anywho here’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with their kids. It’s there family but it’s so funny looking to me. God bless them and God bless you!

Shame on you douches for gossipin’ that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting up! Can’t you see them above at the Super Bowl looking super happy together? Sure that’s what most Hollywood couples do before they break up to prove they really are happy together but that’s so silly, look at these two! You can’t tell me Brad didn’t go home and totally tap that until she started crying because he’s so huge in the pants.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have seen a divorce lawyer and have signed a $205 million split deal. That’s it, i give up. The pistol is so going in my mouth now. The dream is over!

The world’s most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids.

The megastars have agreed to equally divide their vast fortune – and to SHARE their six children.

Dynamite legal papers secretly signed by the couple this month detail how all their homes and assets will be carved up.

The agreement gives them joint custody of the kids – but all six will actually live full-time with their mum.

Preparations for a split began in early December when “Brangelina” visited a top Los Angeles divorce firm to begin thrashing out the deal.

How sad. Especially with all those 78 kids. See love doesn’t work guys. Why even bother? I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 7 years and do it in-front of her family at a fancy restaurant but now what’s the point? If those beautiful people can’t make it what’s the chances of us making it? We don’t look like that! What the eff?!?!

There are reports that Brad Pitt is ready to split with Angelina Jolie and get back together with Jennifer Aniston.

“Brad longs for the serenity and fun he had in his life when he was with Jen and he can’t wait to get back together with her,” a source told Now magazine.

However, Jen, who split from the actor in 2005, is said to have stipulated that she would only reunite with Brad if he left Angelina.

“Jen’s made it ?clear she’s not interested in talking to Brad until Angelina’s out of his life,” the source said.

Jennifer noooo! Don’t do it! The best thing in life to do is when a ex wants back you kick them when their down and laugh that they have to raise a kid alone with a crappy job. Shouldn’t have eff’ed up you bad bad person.

Sorry i have OCD and have to put three !!! Anytime i yell, yeah it’s a problem for me. Anywho it’s being reported that Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that she would like to have other lovers.

‘Angelina and Brad were having one of their arguments when she told him she was so sick of being stressed that she just yearned to be free and wouldn’t care if they had other lovers,’ a friend of the couple reveals.

Mum-of-six Angelina’s words show the volatile state of her and Brad’s once passionate relationship.

According to friends, although Angelina’s been playing a monogamous role, the free-spirited star has never felt that infidelity was any grounds for problems between couples.

Noooooo!!! It can’t end like this!!! We all had to know two beautiful people can’t stay together long. At least we got a baby out of the situation. Take that Hitler! I don’t know what that means but he didn’t seem like a nice guy so yeah eff him!!!

There are reports that Angelina Jolie is apartment hunting telling Brad Pitt she needs some time alone. I’m not gay but why would you want to be away from Brad Pitt? Again i wouldn’t turn gay for Brad…

A source said: “Angelina has told Brad she needs her space. She is a fiercely independent person and needs time alone to feel sane and happy.

“Her tendency is to bolt. When she is feeling stressed and overwhelmed she often goes away by herself.

“Angelina is in a really low place at the moment and she seems really depressed. In the past few weeks she has had major bouts of moodiness coupled with temper tantrums.

What? Pretty people get depressed too? I thought that was only for the less desired.

Brad Pitt and Agelina Jolie’s talent agent has been dragged into court by a former assistant for sexual harassment for exposing her to internet porn and parading around naked infront of her. One time even laughing at the size of Brad Pitt’s penis.

The suit also recalls an incident in which Shemarya showed Devlin photos of a nude Pitt from a banned 1997 issue of Playgirl magazine while “ridicul(ing) the size of Pitt’s penis” and referring to Aniston as “an ugly b**ch”.

Wait so showing your workers internet porn is sexual harassment? Thank God my workers don’t speak English and are trapped in my basement, it doesn’t seem to bother them when i parade around naked and rub my junk in their face while they type this unfunny stuff you read everyday.

This is the moment when Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt was attacked by a crazed female fanPitt, in Italy for the Venice Film Festival, was surrounded by his security team when the unnamed fan barged her way through the crowd and attempted to embrace the actor.