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The fine folks at Southern Cal will help you sort it all out for a price.

Click on to MattReggieTV.com. for periodic updates that include "vlogs." (video logs).

"You'll get an inside look at the Trojans on and off the field in a way never seen before," says the promo on the Web site. "It's raw, it's edgy, it's fun . . . it's Trojan football, reality TV style."

It will also cost you money. Access packages start at $9.95 and run up to $99.95. . . .

Sadly, this week's top link features Edward Norton, the head football coach at Lake Howell High School, who was arrested last week and charged with having sex with a student and taking nude photos of her. . . .

On the frivolous side, the site includes a report (video included) on Pioneer Middle School student James Watkins, who has been suspended from school and may face sexual harassment charges for a, ahem, dress-code violation.

Watkins, 14, appeared outside the Steilacoom High School (Washington) homecoming dance dressed in an inflatable male sex organ costume.

Although Watkins was not on school property at the time, he was still suspended for three days for his prank. His parents -- who say that Watkins is "a straight-A student, an athlete and a good kid who made a mistake" -- plan to fight the suspension. . . .

In case you were wondering, there are several knockoff Web sites devoted to Muhammad Ali. But if you want to get it straight from The Butterfly himself, click on to ali.com.