Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Fit Aussie Receptionist: "Would you like a newspaper in the morning sir?"

Me: "Yes please. I don't suppose you could get your hands on a 'Scotsman' for me could you?"

F.A.R : "Oh I'd love to get my hands on a Scotsman sir!"

Me: "Perfect. What time do you finish?"

F.A.R : "11 o'clock!"

Me: "Excellent, I'll see you in the bar."

My female colleague, stood just behind me, rolled her eyes and turned to the man behind her in the queue, muttering "I have to put up with this idiot for a living."
(Reverend Fister"a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:34,
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