We are randomly choosing people every day to receive a gift box including the following items:

3. A signed copy of our book (in addition to the one you pre-order) with a personalized note

4. And on Friday March 8th we're picking ONE PERSON to be INVITED TO OUR BOOK LAUNCH PARTY. FYI you will be the ONLY fan invited, and you will be able to bring two friends. So you'll be a pretty big deal.

Shit you probably want to ask us:

If I've already preordered a book am I automatically entered?

Yes

If I order the book today or tomorrow, does that make me eligible to win any of the give aways?

Yes def.

If I email the confirmation to any email address other than [email protected] am I still eligible to win?

No, because you can't follow directions, and you are a moron.

What are my chances of winning?

I mean, does it really matter? You are already getting (according to our publisher and parents) the funniest book like, ever, out of this deal… so one of these give aways is just a cherry on your froyo sundae.

If I win, when will I get my stuff?

If you win this week, we will send your stuff out on Friday March 8th. If you win next week (Saturday March 9th through Tuesday March 12th), we will send your stuff out on Friday March 15th.

Do I have to enter every day?

No, once you enter you will stay entered for every day until you win. Then you are no longer entered. However, you are entered ONCE per book you buy, so if you buy 2 books, and win once, you are still entered for an additional book.

Where's the book party?

Manhattan. That's all we'll say.

I'm bored, are you putting up posts today? Get your shit together betches, where are the old betches!? Did an intern write this shit? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Haha

If you still have questions email us at [email protected] with the subject "question about giveaway contest" (otherwise we will not respond).

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