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Security Is Not FreedomBy Kathy Hare

1776: “Give me liberty or give me death.” – Patrick Henry

2009: “Give me, give me, give me.” – The American Public

July 4, 2076

“The People’s Internet” is abuzz with old legends on what would have
been the 300th Anniversary of the founding of the United States. As a
member of the “World-Wide Council,” I feel it is my duty to warn you
these stories are merely folktales, told by those who refuse to believe
what sensible people know to be true. Do not be taken in by stories
about a nation that once produced innovative ideas and products, or
idealistic memories of the “rights of the individual.” For all of these
personal “rights” were intrinsically linked with personal
“responsibilities” that no individual should ever have to bear.

Freedom, as we all now know, was indeed the greatest threat to world
security.

For those of you who don’t remember the history of the United States,
I will enlighten you. The country was formed in 1776 by an elitist group
of white males. They called their government a Republic, and drafted a
constitution granting to individuals privileges formerly only held by
kings and queens. Deluded men, such as George Washington, Thomas
Jefferson, and their compatriots claimed these rights could only
flourish under a free enterprise system known as Capitalism.

They spoke of self-reliance and believed in the ownership of private
property and the rights and responsibilities of the individual. The
Founding Fathers, as the above named men were called, cannot be totally
blamed for their actions. They were heavily influenced by the writings
of those who came before them. One such man, Adam Smith, a Scottish
philosopher and social malcontent, preached “that state and personal
efforts to promote social good are ineffectual compared to unbridled
market forces.”

While the “Constitution” has been purged from the internet because it
dangerously incites people to think for themselves, the WWC is allowing
me to list a small portion of it so the masses might understand the
naive nature of its creators. Below is the 1st amendment to that
document.

Now compare that nonsense to the first three laws of the WWC. 1)
“There is but one master, the state.” 2) “Individuals have no rights
other than to share the bounty of earth with all of humanity.” 3) “The
only role of the press is to convey state information to the public.”

Imagine living in a world where everyone was free to speak their
mind. This “right” only encouraged arguments among people that led to
hurt feelings, and in the worst-case scenario, bodily harm. As for the
rights of the press, we all know the press was responsible for the
bloodshed that occurred before world unification. But one more “right”
was even more reprehensible than a free press. It states: “A well
regulated
militia, being necessary to the security of a free state,
the
right of the people
to keep and bear arms, shall not be
infringed.”

For over 237 years misguided people in the United States interpreted
this statement to mean individuals had the right to own guns. Thankfully
by 2013 the last president of the United States convinced most citizens
that world security would never be possible so long as individuals owned
weapons. Humanity owes a debt of gratitude to him, because there is no
place for an armed population in a secure world.

Now please don’t get me wrong. By 1776 it was time for monarchies to
be replaced. But instead of exchanging royal rule for a nation where all
wealth is shared, these imprudent men set up a form of government which
allowed people to fail. Individuals were expected to care for themselves
and their families without the aid of government. How any rational human
could expect such a cruel form of government to function is beyond
comprehension today.

It was the “Triple Hit,” as historians now call it, which finally
made people realize the importance of an all-encompassing government. In
2005, Hurricane Katrina hit the coast of Louisiana leaving death and
destruction behind. Next came the 2009 “Meltdown” creating millions of
homeless people. Then in 2014 the “Ultimate Blizzard” made it clear that
mountainous regions are unfit for human habitation. So the first action
taken by the WWC was to create a wildlife sanctuary stretching from what
was the western border of Nevada to the eastern edge of Colorado. Major
highways into the area had to be removed to ensure foolish people would
not attempt to return to that hostile environment.

Yet there is a growing underground movement, centered in the Rocky
Mountains, that wishes to throw away the security the world has enjoyed
since 2016, and return to their archaic form of government. They call
themselves “Washington’s Nation.” Beware my fellow world citizens, this
group and their radical ideas only exist because the WWC has been unable
to take away their guns. This is a lawless bunch! They have removed
their personal GPS tracking chips. And when the WWC military attempted
to fly into the region, their planes and helicopters were shot down with
heat-seeking missiles. No one knows how the traitors obtained these
weapons, but a full investigation is now under way.

While the rest of world gladly handed over their private weapons in
exchange for protection by the world government, this primitive group of
throwbacks still fiercely believes in the “right to bear arms.” They
lack the proper education necessary to live in a world where nations no
longer exist. Who would wish to return to a system of government under
which people compete for the best occupations, or where entrepreneurs
create products only to make a profit?

But in spite of endless attempts to provide these rebels with food,
clothing and shelter in exchange for their weapons, they choose to live
in isolation, often relying on primitive methods such as hunting or
raising animals for food. These people also have a monetary system based
on gold – the universal symbol of greed.

Now I’ll admit the only new inventions since 2050 have been created
by these “free thinkers.” However, I ask you, my fellow world citizens,
are advances in technology more important than having all your needs
provided by the state? Now this same group of rebels is hacking into the
internet in an attempt to spread their message.

I implore you; do not listen to their propaganda! After all, freedom
by its very nature does not provide security. And security is what
humanity desires above all else. The WWC now takes care of our every
need from cradle to grave. People no longer have to compete for the best
jobs, because after extensive testing we are placed in the occupation
best suited to our abilities. And should we fail, food is still placed
on our table because failure only matters when you’re living under the
burden of a free socie…

NOTICE: This site is now under the control of “Washington’s Nation.”
Throw off the shackles of security and join us. The only thing you will
be given is the right to breathe the sweet air of freedom. Happy 4th of
July!