20 Things You Don’t Want to See at the Beach This Summer

Summer is in full motion and everyone within 8 hours of a major body of water will be cramming their sweaty butts into the car and heading to the beach. That includes the freaks, weirdos and those not fit to leave the house in anything less than a burlap sack. Amidst the beautiful beach bodies and scenic wildlife will be some unpleasant specimens. If you find yourself witnessing any of these beach atrocities, do you your eyes a favor and throw sand in them. The stinging sensation will be far less painful than these beach fails.

Hey kids, forget the boogie board, nothing is more fun at the beach than an open sewage pipe. Nevermind that burning skin sensation to follow a few hours later, just throw some aloe on it.

Let’s hope these men take a cue from the lemmings and throw themselves off a cliff into the sea.

Somehow this ancient mummy crawled out of its sarcophagus and is now on the beach. Run, Johnny! Run!