Guess what I did Friday night? If you guessed I searched for my wedding ring in a coffee-grind filled garbage bin you are 100% correct.

My final solution to this problem was to dump all the contents onto my clean kitchen floor. Yeah. That was fun.

This looks like a very familiar story. My wife lost her engagement ring, and we tore the house apart before resigning ourselves to the fact that it got lost somewhere out and about. It was... not a happy time. That reminds me, I need to post the rest of my story to my blog about Jared coming through in the end and getting us the out-of-stock replacement.

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Nah, it totes the Subway guy. He helped him find the diamond. It's Subway's new market. They're hoping to sell you diamonds and subs. I can't believe no one else has tried this before, I always get hungry when I'm ring shopping.

NSMike wrote:

How did I live before digital distribution of old, cheap games?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

You did live before digital distribution of old, cheap games. Now you just play games.

Nah, it [size=30]totes[/size] the Subway guy. He helped him find the diamond. It's Subway's new market. They're hoping to sell you diamonds and subs. I can't believe no one else has tried this before, I always get hungry when I'm ring shopping.

There might be a scary amount of Rachel Bloom pictures incoming. Just so you know.

I have a negative number of problems with this.

Quintin_Stone: Nice looking c*ck you got there, dimmerswitch.
BadKen: So what you're saying is that cops can look at my dick pics without a warrant.
*Legion*: my right hand spent most of those early-teen years in that grip position

Here, we can contain the threat and study it. Possibly weaponise it. Or turn it into an appealing line of feminine healthcare products.

In time, with what we learn here, it may be possible for the US of A to have a Strangebagels-based economy, with Strangleblades-class power stations, and transportation based on the Stronbleglades principle. This unique resource currently residing in America's hat will be harnessed to usher in a new era of disturbing and slightly arousing photography. Canuckistan will finally have something to celebrate, freeing their people from the crushing darkness of an ever-increasing losing streak to American hockey teams in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

There is no practical limitation to where the human race might find itself in the years to come. But we know one thing:

"Indeed. The arrogant Americans think they can claim the subject as their own. It is only a matter of time before they detect the others."

"How does this affect our timetable?"

"The others have integrated more cautiously, and the Americans won't be moving on this one as quickly as they once would; I suspect the timetable will not be compromised. The expat won't be a problem, he still has ties that can be utilized."

Torq - I can certainly see myself whipping it out for a quick solo on commutes though.Steam
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"Indeed. The arrogant Americans think they can claim the subject as their own. It is only a matter of time before they detect the others."

"How does this affect our timetable?"

"The others have integrated more cautiously, and the Americans won't be moving on this one as quickly as they once would; I suspect the timetable will not be compromised. The expat won't be a problem, he still has ties that can be utilized."

Here, we can contain the threat and study it. Possibly weaponise it. Or turn it into an appealing line of feminine healthcare products.

In time, with what we learn here, it may be possible for the US of A to have a Strangebagels-based economy, with Strangleblades-class power stations, and transportation based on the Stronbleglades principle. This unique resource currently residing in America's hat will be harnessed to usher in a new era of disturbing and slightly arousing photography. Canuckistan will finally have something to celebrate, freeing their people from the crushing darkness of an ever-increasing losing streak to American hockey teams in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

There is no practical limitation to where the human race might find itself in the years to come. But we know one thing:

There will be cookies.

JTF2 has been dispatched. Routine autonomy given to on-site commander. Canuckistan ambassadors are ready to screen JTF2 activities from US officials if problems arise. All leaks of Operation: Just Give 'Er will be plugged with extreme prejudice.

This is the before shot on Friday afternoon. Post-work I went to the high school track for a two-mile run - maybe more. I warmed up, stretched my calf muscles, thighs, ligaments, etc. I totally forgot I had sat in a kneeling chair at work for several hours. After 10 minutes of running my legs nearly gave out in agony.