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The Conservative Worldview is Anathema to the Internet

A few weeks ago, some fuckstick Thought Leader of the #gamerGate movement got his Trusted status removed by Twitter because he was abusive. This is not my opinion, it’s his own admission. He admits to being abusive on Twitter, and wants that to be endorsed by Twitter.

To be clear: he’s still allowed to post, abuse, whatever those little douchcanoes do on Twitter – he can still do it.

But he no longer bears the mark of a trusted poster on Twitter. That’s it. His user icon no longer has a little blue checkmark overlaid on it. That’s the extent of the Liberal Machine’s impact on his ability to spew offal into your face.

And that really pissed him off.

Monkeyballs himself showed up at the White House (not White Horse) to actually spring the question at an official press conference as to what the Obama administration thought of fine sociopaths like himself being censored by such Liberal Establishments and what the Administration thought of this methodical silencing of the Conservative Movement.

Unfortunately for us, the Press Secretary didn’t call him names and insult his mother on national TV. But he sure looked like he wanted to.

So let’s be clear on this, Righties. The culture of the Greater Internet has no place for you right now. Our Nation operates on principles that are somewhat more egalitarian than Conservative wisdom itself would be able to tolerate.

The reason you feel that the Internet is censoring you is because we ARE. We have no room for you or your pathetic worldview. And we are showing you the door. Site by site, forum by forum, we’re cleaning up and pushing you out of our venues.

Oh, don’t worry. You still have the right to express yourself. We’re not going anywhere near your Klan meetings, or your Lynching parties, or your book burnings. You can have those. Enjoy, as only a Conservative can.

But the Internet is ours. And we will continue to defend it.

Someday you’ll grow up and understand that it’s possible to be in favor of small government and financial conservatism without also being in favor of bullying, inequality among peers, and religious intolerance. And when that happens, we’ll welcome you back to our ranks, and we will each benefit from your returning to the ranks of Humanity.

But right now, your worldview sucks and you’re just not welcome as long as you bring that to table. Sorry.

Some would say that this methodical exclusion of Conservative cockwaffles is itself a form of bullying. Well … no it isn’t. Listen, I’ve been bullied. I know what it’s like. You’re being excluded, not bullied. Totally different thing. I’ve also been excluded, and it feels totally different. Lot less bleeding, for one thing.