Monday, September 8, 2008

It seems like the end of the world is coming (again), thanks to modern Physics, the Swiss and of course - the French. So, of course, I decided to write a post about it, instead of repenting, or something.

I first thought to compile a list of cool end-of-the-world songs, but that might have to wait for after the big bang. Right now I need to be more pragmatic. So, here it is - things to do before the end of the world:

Have sex.

Say goodbye to friends and family. Also, might be a good time to apologize for all your wrong-doings.

Have seriously perverted sex, preferably with more than one person at the same time, and while doing some serious drugs and/or alcohol.

Go on the wildest shopping spree ever - it's not like you'll need to actually PAY the bill.

Have sex.

Eat the fanciest meal ever. Forget calories just this once. I hear BLACK makes you thin.

Gain one more level at your favorite RPG.

Drive really fast.

Have sex with someone of the same gender.

Write a post and try to get on the first page of Digg (Nah, forget it. The world WILL end before you can pull THAT stunt).