I never realised Doug Ford didn’t think women drove. No, seriously. I laboured under the delusion Doug and his brother Mayor Rob were mayors of all citizens of the sprawling mess we lovingly call the GTA, not just the men in their little enclave in the suburbs. It’s difficult to separate the muddled meanderings […]

Looks like the Grandmaster of white supremacy is thinking of throwing his hat into the Presidential ring. Yup, David Duke, the former KKK Grand Wizard (or something insanely ridiculous like that), has announced he will test the waters in a tour of the US to see if there is enough support for his brand of […]

It was no surprise the world didn’t come to an end on Saturday. Well, unless you are Harold Camping and his band of delusional followers. Camping was “flabbergasted” to find he was still on earth Sunday. He just couldn’t understand why he wasn’t sitting on God’s right hand side in billowing clouds of heavenly glory. […]

Oh dear god, I’m speechless.. Charlie Sheen has been offered $3 million to be the face of a dating website. The former Two and a Half Men star — who infamously set up house with two “goddesses,” Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, earlier this year — has reportedly been approached by Establishedmen.com to front a […]

Oh look! It’s May 20 and tomorrow is Rapture day. Unless you are in New Zealand where it’s already the 21. Well, well, New Zealand is still with us! So that means either Kiwis are all athiests and going to Hell or GASP! the Rapture is another hoax. This highlights a glaring flaw (among many) […]

I’m not sure if this is the pinnacle of free market cynicism or just another example of rampant jackassery. The fear about the pending rapture – due in most communities except those blessed with common sense – is ramping up. I’ve actually seen people on the streets of Toronto with signs telling us the end […]

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