My fellow Scholastic MBers, we, the SAMB, are greatly honored to invite you to the SAMB on Friday the 25th of March for the wedding of Amberwolf and Luke (how would you say this part in a most sophisticated way?). Because Bobcat decided to electrocute us(in case thy cannot tell, the bride and groom are writing this(where's Luke) if we wouldn't do the wedding already since we've procrastinated for months so. Also the sophisticated manner has now been dropped because it was weird.

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE.

-dem wedding planners

Okay, now that I has delivered the message, you must pay for my services in beef jerky. Thank you very much! Hope to see you at the wedding!

I gotta go back real soon to continue transporting the late-comers but here's a random teleporation link. HIGHLIGHT THE LINK THEN DOUBLE CLICK OR RIGHT CLICK THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO NEW TAB TO GET THERE GOTTA GO BYEEE