Cardinal Keith O'Brien urges people to dress like a Bishop one day a week

For too long people have have lived without religion, while those of us with religious beliefs have been forced to suppress them in public. No more. On one day a week, all of us should dress like a Bishop, whether they work in a school, a library, an office or are a bus driver. When asked "wouldn't this make real bishops harder to spot", the Cardinal replied. No, they are the two people dressed as Bishops having a bit of gay sex in a public urinal.

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Cardinal O'Brien complains that religious persecution stops him wearing a dress at work

+something about how rules stop him wearing a white dress and a crown in the office, while the pope now has to wear a suit and tie and the only concession to religion he is allowed is a golden crown, a sepulchre and orb, and twenty people to carry him.