#2: I've never understood that. "Hey, you fans whose attentions have made my family staggeringly rich, stop paying attention to us now!"

f*ck YOU SUPERSTAR.Don't like being famous?Stop being in movies, and give away your money. They'll stop watching you, I promise.

Agreed that the majority of "stars" of all kinds, from film to sports to music and more, are ridiculously overpaid and make make obscene amounts of money far beyond their worth, not to mention the fact that most of them have little-to-no talent, and are, at best, only sex symbols, Jennifer Lawrence absolutely withstanding.

Yet who pays their salaries? f*cking retards who spend $12 on a movie ticket and theater food at a 1275% markup; e.g. $5 popcorn that costs about 37 cents. Then they buy all the associated merchandise and ancillary services that all tolled amount to over $88 billion worldwide annually for the film industry alone.

So what's the answer? End retardation. Good luck with that.

Still, if I were being chased all the time by lecherous paparazzi, I'd give them the bird too.