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And The occasional Spider?
I have a problem with them…They like to hide in my carpeting, then jump out at me in the middle of the night when I go to use the freaking Restroom!
It ends up the washing machine running, and I’m up for the next few hours waiting for my pants to wash and dry..

Most obvious place to run into Carpet Sharks? Certain vans from the 70s. Full carpeted interiors. Up, down, side to side. But the sharks found in there are ususally too small to do too much damage. They normally feed on dropped french fries anyway.

I would often lose marbles and ball bearings that I would play with as a kid when we had shag carpeting. This would make vacuuming the carpet a bit exciting for my mom when one of them would make a sharp clanking sound as the vacuum sucked it out of its hiding spot. Oh, the scoldings I received!

P.S. Yes, I did play with marbles as a kid, and no, I wasn’t born in the 1930′s

After all this time, the Book of Biff still manages to make me laugh with the sheer absurdity of the world. You’ve managed to find that right level of weirdness, weird enough that Biff’s odd life is constantly comical, but sane enough that it doesn’t get old really fast. Good work, Chris, you’ve produced comedy gold.