Newscasters Agree: A Christmas Present Or Two Or Ten Edition

CONAN Highlight: Local news people agree: it's okay to be a little selfish this Christmas. Just admit it!

TranscriptCONAN: A lot of people think the big news stories these days are, well, a judge ruling against snooping by the N.S.A. or the big fight in Congress over the new proposed budget.
A lot of people say those are the big stories.
But judging by local news, and I've been looking at a lot of local news, there's an even bigger story that's sweeping the nation right now.
Reporter: Who are you really shopping for this holiday season?
It's OK, you can admit it.
If you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you have bought an item or two or maybe 10 for yourself.
It's OK.
Reporter: You can admit it.
You've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK, you can admit it if you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: OK, it's OK if you admit that you bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it, if you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: OK, you can admit it if you bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you bought an item or two, or maybe 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can add admit it if you've bought an item, maybe three or four or pain 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you've bought an item or two or 106789
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit if you bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it.
If you've bought an item or two or maybe 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you bought maybe an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: OK, you can admit it.
If you bought an item or two or three or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you bought an item or two or 10 for you.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it.
If you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you've bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK, admit it if you bought an item or two or 10 for yourself.
Reporter: It's OK.
You can admit it if you bought yourself one or two or 10 things for yourself, because a lot of people do it.
[Applause]
CONAN: Wow.
Scary.
I find it frightening.