I swear that the PLoveness that I shall give, shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Godtopus. Let’s begin.

My favorite quote of the day comes from former FBI Director Comey: “Those were lies, plain and simple.” Sick burn, for a G-Man. (NYT)

I’m enjoying The Great Chris Debate because it’s basically a gif-off of hotness, but we all know that Pine is the greatest of the Chrises. Here Lainey makes her case for his turn as PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive. Here here! (Lainey)

To celebrate Pride Month, Decider polled LGBTQA artists on who they felt were the best queer characters in television history. Our own Kristy Puchko wrote the essay on Buffy’s witchy and wondrous Willow. (Decider)

Sofia Boutella is a goddess and deserves so much more than this Rodarte. (GFY)

Brad Pitt showed up on The Jim Jefferies Show to do the weather. I mean, sure! why not?! I love Jim Jefferies and want him to get all the love. (Dlisted)

The estimable Joanna Robinson has the latest Game of Thrones season 7 episode info. The episodes will be a bit longer than past seasons. (Vanity Fair)

I can’t bring myself to summarize this in any coherent way without screaming my voice raw, so I’ll just post the headline instead: “Josh Duggar Is Now Claiming That Reports He Molested His Sisters Caused Him ‘Emotional Injury” YOU’RE GODDAMN PONDSCUM AND NO ONE CARES HOW YOU FEEL. Ahem. (Jezebel)

*deep breaths*

Exit polls suggest a hung parliament in the UK, but until all the seats are officially announced take a look at all the adorable doggos that people brought along with them to vote. (Celebitchy)

I’ve never seen Mary Poppins (shut up, I didn’t grow up here) so I’ve got no skin in this game, but these photos are rather cute, no? (EW)

Are any of you watching The Keepers? I am fascinated, revolted, and despondent in equal measure. I had a similar experience while watching Making a Murderer, which has a new plot twist! (AV Club)