Usually you only hear the “Electric Slide” when your fuddy-duddy parents have a rager with their fuddy-duddy friends and they’re all sipping on grasshoppers while doing the choreographed dance in that one room with all the furniture covered in plastic. The other time might be in some backwoods bar in between raspberry kamikazes and the “Boot Scootin’ Boogie”, and everyone has to wait for JeriLynn to put down her baby so she can take her turn at the beer bong.

Luckily for the rest of us, LaDainian Tomlinson has updated this classic by bringing us “Electric Glide”. Who knows what the hell this is for, because so far no one has really noted anything attached with it. The folks over at FanIQ.com suggest it could be a Nike viral. All I know is it’s nothing short of 100% pure genius.