Census? What Census?

We got a nice surprise this week by the US Census Bureau when one of their reps came by to ask us a few questions. D was out and Bugsy had to step in and take care of the situation. Its a good thing these boys are hustlers... if not they wouldn't be able to avoid all her questions and get her to pay for some MLB services!

Jamaican Tony is doin' us a solid and lending us his super mansion for today's business. Super fly babe Cathy Heaven came in alllll the way from Hungary just to sample the goods. And did she ever! Over and over again! That'll keep Uncle Lucas happy f...

In a very special episode of Milfs Like It Black we find ourselves on the business end of an old fashioned revenge fuck. Our girl Harley called us up needing to get back at her cheating boyfriend by getting some primo dick. And as long as we're getti...

International money, here we come! Couldn't begin to explain how good it felt to be getting world wide recognition. Angell Summers may be a guest here in America but she's a horny MILF from France just waiting to get her fuck on! Hopefully this chick...

So there we were, sitting in the kitchen gettin' ready to take off to Vancouver, when Tactics rolls in with a fine-ass chick in a cocktail dress. Dude doesn't pay us any attention and thinks he's gonna get lucky upstairs... But we've got other plans....

Today as you can see, we're babysitting a fuckin' drama queen. This chick Reena (as hot as she is) is a handful! She just broke up with her boyfriend which is perfect for us, but puts us in an awkward spot when she goes on and on about her feelings. ...

So we were sittin' around thinking up ways to expand our enterprises, and Bugsy rolls through with an amazing idea; turns out girls on the west coast lookin' to get into porn aren't ready for the dicks some of these guys are packing. On top of gettin...

So we had this chick Baylee come through asking for the boyfriend experience we premiered about a year ago. Except it turns out that's not what Baylee wanted at all! See, we went ahead and put Tactic in charge of picking her up but the fool got ahead...

In order to keep the dollar bills flowing, the crew went out in the neighbourhood door to door in search of some lonely bitches in need of our service. After runnin' into some peckerwood rascist motherfucka, we luckily found the perfect 34DD clientel...

Jon Jon, never liked to visit the dentist but the super hot and sexy Liza Del Sierra, will make him change his mind using her charm and her amazing bubble butt. If we had more dentists like this babe, the world would be a place free of caries.

This week we're inducting Lil' Regg officially into Milfs Like it Black. The only problem is, Syren is coming in this week, and we all know she loves the black cock. So instead we got Greedy and Jon Jon to fuck her. And to end Lil' Regg's day on a go...