Jokes about dating older people

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A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

A: 69 with three people watching Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands: "Dear, Dad. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. "So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. He bet me 0 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day! The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.