More and more people out of work? That means more riots. Which means more broken windows. Which means more people being hired to fix the broken windows. There’s no where to go from here but up. Bullish.

But for right now, I’m saving up for later. We’ll know the time is right to reinvest in the stock market when we see children digging for their next meal in trash cans, which is scheduled to begin right after the BofA downgrade.