2. "Straight" fraternities

Nothing screams "America!" like a Greek system of brotherhoods that enable and encourage binge-drinking, bareback sex, and date rape. So grab a Solo cup and sit down for FraternityX's latest straight fraternity gang-bang that features a bottom sporting another all-American staple: the wife beater.

4. Sex in public

Okay, okay. This may very well be more of a European thing to do today, but public sex outdoors has become synonymous with loving your country so much that I declared it the most American thing ever last year. One year later, sex in the woods is still very in and very hot over at Cockyboys.

6. Steve Grand

Jerking off to unsuspecting underwear models is one of my favorite things to do, so I'm going to spice it up this Fourth of July by jerking off to All-American Boy Steve Grand's slightly homoerotic and totally self-hating music video. Then I'm going to Google pictures from his underwear modeling days and thank the Founding Fathers that my country doesn't enforce porn Internet censors (even though it kind of does).

7. Red cups and Coca-Cola

Admirers around the world have taken note of America's love of the red Solo cup, major sporting events, trucker hats, and Coca-Cola. Get a huge dose of all four of these American staples with any scene over at Sketchy Sex, the American paradise where American boys are used and thrown out like paper towel. (And yes, the bottom in the scene above fucks himself with a Coke bottle, so…)

8. Anything Sean Cody

I'm going to go out on a limb here and call Sean Cody the most stereotypically American gay porn website around. The scenes usually begin with the guys playing some American sport (baseball or football), and end with their beautiful muscled bodies literally leaking cum. God bless a nation that allows this to happen.

9. Black Spark

America is home to the Midwest, a land of plenty where white muscled farm boys drop their pants and get fucked bareback at literally any time and any place. No one showcases this underground sex trade as well as Black Spark, our favorite anonymous Tumblr pornographer.