The Love Boat Along The Thames
Congratulations to Geeta Edwards, our Creative Writing Prize winner for 2013
The last, sun kissed Saturday of
August, twenty five years ago. Sultry
air, red sky and three hot girls out on
a hot summer night but they were
not looking for love. The girls simply
wanted to dance the night away
and leave twenty minutes before
midnight. Why? Well, that’s when
the DJ starts to blast out, sexy slow
songs. This is the cue for their escape
from the swaying Tattersall Castle, a
disco-bar, moored along the Thames.
For Estelle, Monday to Friday
encompassed pin stripe suites and
demure dresses, so, she embraced the
challenge of dressing en vogue on a
Saturday night. That year, Bermuda
shorts, gaudily printed shirts, rah-rah
and balloon skirts were all the rage.
The attire lent itself to the splendid
weather that London was basking in.
It was eight pm; Estelle
parked her Mini Mayfair, just
past Blackfriars Bridge and three
young ladies gathered themselves.
The short walk to the Tattersall
Castle was a breeze; the girls had a
spring in their step. They laughed
and joked as they walked along
the gangplank, careful not to get
their kitten heeled shoes stuck.
Estelle shrieked with joy, her

favourite song had just started to
play. They paid for their entry fee
and rushed through to the dance
floor, literally getting into the groove,
just as Madonna instructed them to.
Three hot girls on a hot summer
night but they were definitely not
looking for love but loved each other
and sang and danced along to “We are
Family.” This was about to change
forever, as three geeky guys barged
on to the dance floor and joined the
girls. Estelle was not impressed but
the other two were happy to let the
boys “La Bamba” around them.
Half past eleven came and went.
Estelle glanced around and thought it
was time to leave. However, she was
on her own with that idea, suddenly
the DJ’s set drifted into “holding back
the years.” Uh oh! Time to make a
move but how could she on her own?
Then, as she awkwardly, stepped
off the dance floor, Pierce, one of
the geeks took her hand and said.
“How about a dance?”
Estelle, not wanting to be rude
accepted. He was so much taller
than her, and slow dancing was not
his forte or Estelle’s on this occasion.
Finally, she caught the eyes of her
friends and they made their excuses

to leave. Just as Estelle said goodbye,
Pierce handed her his business
card, she took it, again, because
she didn’t want to seem rude.
“Call me, please” were Pierce’s
last words of the evening.
Estelle looked down at
the card, smiled and left.
As the girls walked to the car,
Estelle took the business card out of
the pocket of her Bermuda shorts and
showed it to the others. There were
shrills of laughter from all three, all
the way home. Still, they were three
hot girls on a hot summer’s night and
not looking for love. However, was it
possible that love found one of them?
Monday lunchtime, Frankie the
PA and Estelle were deliberating on
the efficacy of the business card. A
Gin and Tonic later, the decision to
call Pierce was made. This phone
call resulted in a meeting at Victoria
Station. This was followed by dinners
out and endless hours on the phone,
smooching over pots of tea and racks
of toast. Then came an Engagement
by a lake in Sweden and a Wedding
“On the beach” along the Indian
Ocean. Today, it’s Estelle and Pierce’s
Twentieth Wedding Anniversary!
Geeta Edwards

Achieving a 2:1 in English with

was unleashed by the fantastic

wonderful, academic years at Brunel.

Creative Writing at Brunel University

tutors at Brunel, who gave me

The plan is to continue with an

has been momentous for me in

sound advice and encouragement.

MA at Brunel and I am cautiously

2013. My dissertation was a Creative

I feel elated to have been awarded

optimistic with what the future holds

Writing Special Project that took

the Brunel School of Arts Prize for

in terms of my next career, as it is

me on an incredible voyage of the

Creative Writing and for my writing to

likely to be totally different to the

mind and spirit and it is fair to say

be published in the Along the Thames

previous one, in the I.T. industry.

that the power of my imagination

magazine. What a superb end to three

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Welcome to the August/September issue.
Editor

Sitting here writing my introduction we have had a
fantastically hot and sunny July but unfortunately
August has seen some rain return. I am sure we
are all hoping for the return of some warmer days
so we can make the most of the summer and just
enjoy getting outside on these beautiful days.

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This issue features a number of reader oﬀers so please
look out for these as you go through the magazine and
contact us if you would like one of the products on oﬀer.
Just remember to contact us as soon as possible as we
have limited availability of the products and books.
In the hope that the sunshine returms we have an article
from The National Trust featuring walks on some of
their local properties which would also allow you to
visit some of their stunning properties. In addition we
also feature five family cycling trails for those that enjoy
seeing the contryside from the comfort of their bike.
With lots going on in our local area we have a bumber
Out and About section in this issue describing local events
we have been contacted about through to October.
So I really hope you all make the most of our reamining
summer months and take advantage of these lovely
bright days before we head into Autumn.
In this issue we feature our Creative Prize winner
from Brunel University, Geeta Edwards (honest,
no relation!). This year the winning entry is
a short story and we hope you enjoy it. The
runners up will be featured on our website.
Our next issue coming out in early October will feature
articles realting to Christmas so would like to advertise
your business or products then please get
in touch soon. Our business is all about
promoting local business into the local area
and we love to hear about the fantastic
businesses and services that are out there.
As always, until next time...
Happy Reading

READER’S OFFER
ALL ALONG THE RIVER:
TALES FROM THE
THAMES
All Along The River: Tales
from the Thames is an
engaging and humorous
guide to England’s most
famous river, serving as
a companion volume to
more practical books about
the Thames Path and the
river’s settlements.
Both quirky and fun,
it is packed with
information about
literary associations, local recipes, folklore
and a good many murders and mysteries!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: PAULINE CONOLLY
has spent the last two decades wandering the
banks of the River Thames, investigating its social
history and exploring from the river’s source in a
Gloucestershire field to the flood barrier in London.
Her journeys have even taken her further,
to the point where this majestic and historic
river finally enters the North Sea.
If you’ve ever wanted to know more about the River
Thames but didn’t know where to start, All Along
the River is the book for you Pauline Conolly has
written for a wide range of publications, and is a
member of the Society of Authors. Her penchant
for British history and humour have come together
in All Along the River, which is her second book

READER’S OFFER

To win a copy of Pauline
Connolly’s book: All Along The River:
Tales from the Thames or a set of The
Abominators send us an email by 6th September
to Office@AlongThe Thames.co.uk with
your name and address.

ABOUT THE ABOMINATORS
The Abominators are the most mischievous
characters you’ll ever come across.
Their interests include chaos, mayhem and
filling the school toilets with strawberry jelly.
Their interests definitely DO NOT include
making friends with panty-wanty-woowearing new boy, Cecil Trumpington-Potts.
Cecil, however, is certain he can
change their minds . . .
Follow the adventures of this charmingly unlikely
crew in this side-splittingly funny new 7+ series.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: J.L. SMITH
Jen Smith lives with her husband, two teenage sons
and dog in Princes Risborough in Buckinghamshire.

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As well as writing books for children and teenagers,
Jen is a freelance copywriter and is a voluntary
writer for The Clare Charity Centre in Saunderton.
Jen grew up and was educated in Glasgow, but
has been living in England for over 20 years.
She has worked as a civil servant, as a development
worker in Lesotho and Botswana, in educational
publishing, as grants and trusts fundraiser for a
children’s charity and as an advertising copywriter.
Jen has written ‘Diary of a Parent Trainer’ and
‘My Big Fat Teen Crisis’ (for girls aged 11+) as
Jenny Smith (published by Scholastic) and ‘The
Abominators’ series (for boys and girls aged
7-11) as J.L. Smith (published by Little Brown).
It is Jen’s ambition to swim with porpoises,
dolphins and whales, but the local swimming
pool is not being co-operative!

Glaze Restaurant,
Crowne Plaza Marlow
It’s easy to get an instant ‘holiday’
feeling at Glaze Restaurant, Crowne
Plaza Marlow. Ambient lighting, a
smart black and red colour scheme
and a warm greeting all help the
relaxed vibe. As for the gorgeous
menu, masterminded by executive
chef Stuart Hine, it is simply
sublime. Stuart recommends North
Atlantic scallops on pea purée,
followed by crispy-skinned sea
bass with lemongrass foam. Other
tempting choices include grills
such as locally sourced sausages,
but there are plenty of interesting
vegetarian dishes on offer too – such
as the risotto of asparagus, pea,

Parmesan and onion seed crisp.
Overlooking the lake and
boasting an elegant conservatory,
it’s the perfect venue in which to
experience excellent food and fine
wine and was recently awarded
two AA Rosettes for culinary
excellence and staff friendliness.
Once you’ve enjoyed your meal,
retire for an after dinner drink in
agua café & bar, a stylish and
contemporary venue. The main
bar area is cosy with enormous leather
sofas and a sweeping wooden topped
bar, serving every drink you could
desire. Continue through onto the
Terrace for a bit of sunshine and a

The Quince Tree at Stonor
Set in the picturesque village of Stonor, in a
sensitively restored 17th Century coaching inn,
The Quince Tree comprises a Pub, ¿ne dining
Restaurant, Café, Food Hall & Shop, showcasing
the best traditional and contemporary food, using
products from Oxfordshire, Britain and the world.
Once refreshed, you can indulge and browse the
signature French patisserie range, top quality
meats, cheeses and stylish gifts in the Shop.
For corporate events or private parties with a
dĭerence, the state of the art ‘Almshill room’ can
provide the perfect solution.
Enjoy a day out in the heart of the Chilterns,
a stone’s throw from Henley-on-Thames.
Experience Stonor Park’s scenic grounds, explore
the matchless cycle routes, or simply relax with a
glass of wine on the terrace – you might even spot
the deer roaming free.

The Quince Tree Café
at Clifton Nurseries
You can now also experience The Quince Tree in
the heart of the city as well as the countryside.
The new Café is nestled in the multi-award winning
Clifton Nurseries – London’s oldest garden centre
and surely one of the most tranquil spots in the
capital.
Just an hour from Henley-on-Thames, located in
the fashionable Maida Vale area, the Café ŏers a
selection of The Quince Tree’s famous patisserie,
savoury treats and ¿nest teas and cŏees, along
with daily specials created in the kitchen.
Enjoy the perfect day out at one of London’s
hidden treasures and be inspired by the unique
combination of plants and patisserie.

Peter started his career as
an Apprentice at ‘The Old
Manor House’ in Bristol,
moving to the Michelin
starred ‘Homewood Park
Hotel & Restaurant’ in Bath
in 1996.
One of the highlights of
Peter’s career perhaps, was
then being recruited as Demi
Chef de Partie by 2 Michelin
starred ‘Le Manoir’ near
Oxford in 2000, and working
his way up through the ranks
to the position of Senior
Sous Chef. Working for an
establishment owned by the
famous Raymond Blanc,
Peter gained a wealth of
experience at Le Manoir, and
had the honour of working
under Head Chef Gary Jones.
In 2005, under the expert
guidance of Executive Chef
John Campbell, Peter took
his ¿rst role as Head Chef at
‘The Vineyard’ in Stockcross.
Here he was responsible
for the venue achieving

its second Michelin star.
Following this, he went on to
¿ll position of Head Chef at
two further establishments:
‘Coworth Park Hotel’ in
Ascot and ‘The Feathered
Nest, Country Inn’ in Nether
Westcote before joining the
team at The Quince Tree in
June 2012.
During his ¿rst year with
the exciting young venture
near
Henley-on-Thames,
Peter and his team have
created a wonderful variety
of dining experiences at
The Quince Tree, ranging
from up-market Café and
Gastro-Pub,
to
bespoke
event catering and the full
¿ne
dining
experience.
Locality and provenance are
clearly evident throughout
the menus which are fresh,
creative and innovative,
showcasing the very best
seasonal ingredients, whilst
also celebrating the classics.

1. Melt the butter and chocolate
together in a bowl over simmering
water
2. Whisk the egg whites and sugar to
form a meringue consistency
3. Combine the two mixes together by
gently folding and place in an oven
proof ramekin
4. Bake at 180 degrees for
approximately 6-8 minutes
Serve with raspberries and blood orange
sorbet or traditional vanilla ice cream

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This recipe makes for a delightful starter with the mix of spiced up butternut
squash and Chorizo sausage. It can be served hot or cold, but I prefer it
whilst the squash, chorizo and tomatoes are still warm and succulent.
We hope you enjoy this British Summer time favourite as much as we do.

METHOD:
1. Preheat oven to 180c, and put diced squash in oven
tray, and sprinkle with the crushed cumin, coriander,
garlic, chilli, and 2 tablespoons of the olive oil.
2. Roast for 30 minutes, then add the sliced onions and
after a further ten minutes add the cherry tomatoes. Bake
for further ten minutes, and remove from oven.
3. In a pan heat the remaining oil and add the diced
chorizo, and cook for 5 minutes and set aside.
4. In a large mixing bowl, place the cooked squash and other
vegetables, plus the chorizo, and pulses. Season with the
chopped herbs, soy sauce, lemon juice and salt and pepper.
5. Finally line 4 small serving dished with the spinach
leaves, and spoon the mixture into each of them.
6. Garnish with chopped herbs and serve. Sprinkle
with grated parmesan cheese if desired.

Based in Maidenhead, David is a passionate cook and writer who provides catering for local functions. He creates his own
take on dishes from around the world, particularly through the use of Spices. David Rhys Price ...The ‘Spicy Chef

METHOD:
1. Preheat oven to 170°C. Line eighteen 80ml (1/3 cup)
capacity muffin pans with paper cases. Sift flour, cocoa
powder and bicarbonate of soda into a bowl. Stir through
the sugar. Whisk the buttermilk, butter, eggs, vinegar and
vanilla in a large jug until combined. Make a well in the
centre of the flour mixture. Add the buttermilk mixture.
Stir until just combined. Stir in the food colouring.
2. Divide the mixture among the lined pans. Bake for 20-25
minutes or until a skewer inserted into the centres comes
out clean. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely
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Wedding Fayre
Sunday, 29th September 2013
We invite you to experience how beautiful your wedding can be
in the lovely setting of Grovefield House, and to meet specialist
suppliers who will help you create your perfect day.

British Food Fortnight
21st September - 6th October
British Food Fortnight was
conceived in response to the fact that
there were numerous food initiatives
taking place across Britain, so in
the Autumn 2002 the first National
event was held at the same time
as Harvest Festival, the traditional
time for celebrating our food
Since its launch, the event has
quickly become the definitive national
celebration of our British food, and
the health benefits and pleasures
of eating quality, fresh, seasonal
and regionally distinct produce.
It is proving to be an important
influencer in engaging the retail,
catering, education and volunteer
sectors and in establishing a more
robust market for Britain’s food.
This year the campaign theme
is “Bring Home the Harvest” and
includes a Harvest lottery for
children; a challenge to find the
community organising the most
imaginative and inclusive harvest
event and a call to the young to create

The history of the picnic dates
back to the 14th century when
medieval feasts were held
outside before hunting.
The name comes from the
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a new harvest anthem, all culminating
in a huge British Food Fortnight
Harvest celebration at Westminster
Abbey. All this, plus the event’s
annual drive to encourage shops,
pubs and restaurants to run British
food promotions during the Fortnight.
Choosing British means supporting
British farmers whose work helps
to keep the British countryside
the way we want it to look: no
sheep or cows - no countryside!
• British meat is produced to some
of the highest welfare standards in
the world: no growth-promoting
hormones are allowed and any
antibiotics are administered only
under veterinary direction.
• Britain’s pig farmers operate by
UK law to standards of welfare
that are higher than those of nearly
every other EU member state..
• Britain’s beef and sheep industries
are the envy of the world.
• Britain’s cattle passport system
French piquenique, an informal
meal eaten in the open air. The
main foods were hams, baked meats
and pastries. Picknicking became
really popular in the Victorian era.
Sandwiches are now an important
element of any picnic – hence the
expression ‘two sandwiches short
of a picnic’. The story goes that,
in the 18th century, the 4th Earl of
Sandwich wanted a meal that he
could eat easily without leaving the
gambling table – he requested a slice
of cold roast beef between two pieces
of toast and the sandwich was born!

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•

•

means that each animal can
be uniquely traced to its dam
(mother) and place of birth.
Chicken carrying the British Red
Tractor logo have been produced
to a high set of standards
covering every stage of the food
chain and can be traced back
to the farm it came from.
British chicken is the safest
chicken meat in Europe:
2% of British chickens have
salmonella compared to 30%
of European chickens.
Eating British fruits and vegetables
in season is good for you as they
contain the nutrients, minerals
and trace elements that our bodies
need at particular times of the year.
British food travels less far
from farm to shop so has a
lower carbon footprint than
most imported foods.
For more information www.
lovebritishfood.co.uk

For simple, delicious picnics we
recommend: new season British lamb
chops (easy to eat in fingers), regional
sausages (every area of Britain has
a particular speciality), Coronation
Chicken (invented for the Queen’s
Coronation lunch in 1953), Eton
Mess (the perfect picnic pudding as
it is easy to transport the separate
ingredients - thick cream, crushed
meringue and as many Summer
berries as you can find - and assemble
them on site) and finishing with one
of the 700 cheeses produced in Britain
courtesy www.lovebritishfood.co.uk

Choose Life Festival
Exciting Alternatives to Well Being
21st September
Welcome to the Choose Life Festival
Health and vitality comes to Maidenhead
A fruitful way to spend your Saturday
Choose life festival coincides with British Food Fortnight
where we celebrate all that is great about British Food along
with supoporting our farming community. We are very
lucky that there are many local producers in our vicinity
and as such we should support them because eating British
fruits and vegetables in season is good for you. Foods in
season contain the nutrients, minerals and trace elements
that our bodies need at particular times of the year
The Choose Life Festival is about learning or experiencing
something that will make a real difference to your health
and your life. This event will give you the information
and tools to choose your health now and in future years.
What are the best foods to eat? What is the best
exercise program? What supplements should I take?
Is there something I can do about my aching back or
that rash? What is the best way to lose weight? How
can I feel invigorated instead of tired all the time?

The Choose Life Festival is a one day event with
talks, discussions, workshops and stalls including
holistic and alternative therapies, supplements,
personal trainers, sports and lifestyle and more. It is
a fun and informative event that explores the many
choices and options that adds vitality to life.
The Choose Life Festival allows you to discover the
solutions that work for you. It is the opportunity to add
to what-ever is already working, eliminate what doesn’t
work, discover new possibilities as well as have your
questions be answered and your curiosity be satisfied.
It is an opportunity… to choose life.
The Choose Life Festival will be raising money for the
The Royal Voluntary Service in Maidenhead, which
is generously providing the space for the event.

There is no one answer to any of these questions as there
is no “one size fits all” in health and fitness. Sometimes
information and topics can even sound conflicting.

The Choose Life Festival will take place on
Saturday 21st September, 9:30am till 5:30pm at 42
York Road, Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 1SH
To participate/volunteer call 01628 777 782

Al Fresco Dining at The Oakley Court
Now that summer is here there’s nowhere better for al
fresco dining than the riverside terrace at The Oakley
Court Hotel. Dining at The Oakley Court is a memorable
affair with gourmet cuisine using the best locally sourced
seasonal ingredients. Chef Michael Mealey’s modern
British style of cooking has found its perfect match at
this 153 year old hotel. Whether it’s morning coffee,
a leisurely lunch, afternoon tea or an intimate dinner,
you’ll enjoy gourmet cuisine and impeccable service.
Set in 37 acres of beautifully landscaped gardens with
manicured lawns leading straight down to the River
Thames, the hotel is steeped in history. Sumptuous
carved and moulded features including ornate ceilings
and stone carved gothic window panes create a

memorable setting, partnered with stunning river views.
Make the most of the idyllic riverside location and
hire one of the hotel’s self drive boats for an hour.
Pick up a delicious picnic hamper from the hotel
and enjoy a leisurely lunchtime cruise exploring this
picturesque stretch of the River Thames. Come back
for a relaxing afternoon tea on the terrace or a game
of croquet - it all adds up to a memorable day out.
Stay overnight in one of the luxuriously furnished
rooms overlooking the gardens or the river and
you can really relax. Enjoy extensive leisure
facilities – indoor heated pool, sauna, steam room
and gym, all weather tennis courts, and a 9 hole
par 3 golf course. You may never want to leave!

For more information, to book your table
or one of the hotel’s self drive boats:
Call 01753 609 988
www.principal-hayley.com/theoakleycourt
The Oakley Court Hotel, Windsor Road,
Water Oakley, Windsor, SL4 5UR

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Pre-dinner cruises at Aubergine
Alongside the Compleat Angler, Marlow is home
to the hotel’s two elegant boats, available to hire.
You can combine a jaunt down the river with
canapés and fine wines/Champagne, from
Aubergine. The perfect choice to create a
quintessential English experience that will be
remembered with pleasure for years to come.

platform, while enjoying the
view of the magnificent Upper
Thames. There is heating, full
air ventialtion system and toilets,
making this the finest 12 seater vessel on
the Upper Thames for either private or
corporate entertaining.
SILENT WATERS
Built in Edwardian Style, this
elegant white, electric launch,
with full weather protection,
silently cruises the Upper Thames
under the expert eye of the skipper
while you relax and the enjoy
the tranquility of the river and
historic views, accommodating
6 guests in style and comfort.

You can choose from one of two crafts,
depending on your requirements.
SOVEREIGN WATERS
A purpose built, very spacious open plan boat
constructed for the hotel, with sunshine sliding
roofs or full weather protection. You can relax in
deep soft velvet settees or the forward observation

For more information please
call Aubergine on 01628 405
405 for details on how you
can enjoy a pre-dinner cruise on the Upper
Thames River over the Summer months.

Aubergine evokes simple elegance, serving modern European cuisine in a relaxed
and informal atmosphere with stunning views across Marlow Weir.
Set lunch, Monday - Saturday £23 for two courses

Evening a la carte £44 for two courses and £50 for three

Sunday lunch from £39

THE COMPLEAT ANGLER HOTEL, MARLOW,
BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 1RG

01628 405405
aubergineca@londonfinedininggroup.com
www.auberginemarlow.com
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Late Summer Party Tips
Towards the end of the summer,
the evenings start drawing in
earlier and the temperature start to
drop. But that doesn’t necessarily
mean that you have to succumb
to having your party inside. In
fact some decorations look better
in the dark, giving you longer
to appreciate your creations.
With these simple tips you can
party outside for as long as
you and your guests dare.
PAPER LANTERNS: Paper
Lanterns are practical eye catching
features, use variety of colours
and shapes and hang them from
different heights in the garden. If
you can attach them to hang over
your table then do! I love paper
lanterns and use them at every
opportunity. With the long dark
evenings at the end of the summer
it is almost guaranteed that your
guests will love these dotted around.
FESTOON LIGHTS: These are
a great addition to any garden
party. Start with a 10meter length

with a bulb every meter and drape
them around your area. The simple
white bulb gives of a great colour
but if you’re feeling adventurous
then swap a handful for multicoloured options! You could even
create zoning through grouping
together different coloured bulbs.
KEEPING WARM: Chimneys
and fire pits are great ways to keep
warm, so no one gets distracted
from the party. They provide a
more natural source of heat rather
than gas or electric gas heaters. If
you can use a cast iron chimney
and get it nice and hot, it will give
out plenty of heat till the early
hours of the morning! If you keep
the red wine nearby it will be the
perfect drinking temperature.

THINKING ABOUT THE TABLE:
The table is where you can pass
hours amongst your guests. Make
sure you have floral placed into
various sized vases and glassware.
If you can get hold of tiered cake
stands you can place dips and
snacks all over them and people
can help themselves. I love using
rustic pieces such as tree trunk
slices for bases of candelabra,
this simple gesture reminds your
guests you’re in the wild!
Simple touches like ribbons
tied in the trees and gift bags
add that ﬁnishing touch!

CANDLES: Have a variety and
place them everywhere! Place tea
lights in old jam jars and hang
them from trees. Group them
together but position them at
different heights to create features
dotted around your site!

Did you know that there is no law in the UK that
requires cats to wear a collar and ID tag (such laws
do exist for dogs) but ask any vet or pet rescue
centre and they won’t hesitate to recommend a collar
and identification disc for your feline friend.
Your cat’s ID tag should list your name, the first line of
your address and contact number/s. Many of the larger
pet stores have machines that will engrave your tag
whilst you wait for around £5 or you can of course order
on line. Microchipping your cat is highly recommended
too so that, should you cat be picked up as a stray, he
or she can be easily ‹scanned› and reunited with you.
Cats Protection is the UK’s leading cat welfare
charity that rehomes and reunites a staggering
48,000 cats every year! Cats with collars and tags
and microchips stand the very best chance of
being reunited with their rightful owners!

Feline Fine!
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Your cat’s collar needn’t be a boring necessity
as thanks to our increasing love for our pets
and ensuring they are top of the style stakes,
more and more companies are offering gorgeous
designs that stand out from the crowd.

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Just check out www.petspyjamas.com to see for yourselves
the selection of designer accessories. One of our favourites
is the bright red Bow Collar. Perfect for fashion forward
felines, this cute red cat collar features a big bow with a
silver bell attached so you always know where you cat is!
Claire Fryer
We have five of the Bow Collars worth £9 each to give
away, simply answer the following question Yes or No.

Sunday 29th September
5pm

An evening
with
Pam Ayres
Saturday 12th October
7.45pm

Is there a law that states your
cat must wear a collar
and ID tag in the UK?

My Darling
Clemmie

Please email your
answer, name, address and
telephone number to Office@
alongthethames.co.uk by 6th
September for your chance to win.

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15

Casual chic - Jeans
One thing we can’t get enough of
is this basic staple that goes with
almost everything. All of us have at
least one pair of jeans but do we
actually know how to wear them?
The smartest way to dress in jeans
is to find the style and shape that
suits your figure and stick to it.
There are many ways of upgrading
your jeans but going for the style

that’s fashionable but doesn’t flatter
your figure isn’t one of them.
Get the best possible advice and invest
in the pair that suits you the best at a
price you can afford. You won’t regret it.
At the and of the day a decent
pair of jeans is like an old friend
that stays with you forever.
Well, at least untill it’s time to replace it!

Here are some basic rules to remember when shopping for jeans
Skinny
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4

Go for a dark denim
for a extra glamour

No 25 of Bourne End
Currently No 25 of Bourne
End consists of two
shops - No 25 and No 27
- joined but from the 6th
September the two shops
will be separated to allow for
different ranges to be stocked.
No 25 will continue as the
specialist shop for Mother’s
of the Bride and Groom and
No 27 will be transformed
into a specialist shop for
Occasion wear for such events
as Ascot and the Regatta’s.
The shop at No 27 The Parade
is currently being re-vamped,
re-launched and re-named.
The new shop will carry many

of the ranges we did before,
along with new collections and
a larger range of accessories.
Meanwhile the clearance sale
continues until the end of August
on all our casual and smart wear
stock. All our stock needs to go
to make way for all our new
collections, so there are many
bargains at giveaway prices!
Our new shop will be opening on the
weekend of the 6th and 7th September
and we’d like to extend an invitation
to you to join us for canapes and
cava. Join in the fun and browse all
our collections in our re-launched
shop. You’ll be glad you did!!

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Sun Exposure

N

owadays we all want
to preserve that
youthful look for as
long as possible…
on the other hand when the sun
comes out we all believe a glowing
complexion makes us look healthier.
It doesn’t! In fact the damage on our
skin in the long term is substantial.
Exposure to the sun has
been proven to cause free radical
damage which leads to fine lines
and wrinkles. UV rays damage
the elastin fibers and our collagen
which allow our skin to stretch,
bounce back and remain youthful.
It also stimulates the production
of pigment in our skins therefore
leading to sun spots, freckles
and patches of darker skin many
of these conditions we see and
treat on a regular basis with
clients always quoting ‘I wish I’d
known when I was younger!’
It is vital to use a broad
spectrum SPF of at least 30 on a
daily basis to protect you against
both UVA and UVB rays.
SPF 15 filters out approximately
93% of all incoming UVB rays. SPF
30 keeps out 97% and SPF 50 keeps
out 98%. Always be aware that you
should be using a specific SPF for
the face compared to the body. This
is because body SPFs tend to be
thicker consistency therefore clog
the pores and can cause spots.
However vital an SPF is there
are still a few rays that can be
absorbed and to maximize your
protection you should also be using
an antioxidant. Antioxidants help
to protect our skin from the inside
out. They act as guards against the
damage of our skin cells. Common
antioxidants that are found in
skin care are Vitamins A, C and
E. Also Vitamins A and C help to
encourage cell and tissue re -growth.
UVA and UVB rays are present
365 LIVING
days a ALONG
year and
penetrate
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THAMES

through cloud. If it is light outside
you are at risk of exposure.
How products should vary
from summer to winter:
During the winter months
our skin feels dry and needs
extra moisture and more comfort.
However in the summer months
the heat and sun exposure
causes our skin to lose water
and become dehydrated.
Obviously the best way to
rehydrate is to drink plenty of
water, however there are products
available that contain Hyaluronic
Acid. Hyaluronic acid holds
up to 1000% its own weight in
water and it absorbs deep into
lower layers of the skin whilst
hydrating the surface as well.
With hotter weather it is better to
use lighter products than in winter.
Using serums and light weight
hydrators or moisturizers will
keep your skin soft, not clogged!
Even though mineral make
up is good idea all year round it is
especially good throughout summer.
With holidays in the sun and hotter
weather, mineral make up allows
our skin to breathe and does not clog
it. Many 100% mineral brands will
also contain antioxidants as well.
Using a glycolic cleanser
in the evenings is a good idea.
Glycolic acid deeply cleans the
dirt and make up out of the pores
and gently resurfaces to leave
skin refined and refreshed. You
could then use your hyaluronic
serum to boost hydration levels.
It is a known fact that you only
need 10 minutes a day in the Spring/
Summer months to build a reserve
of vitamin D which lasts through
the Winter. So if you apply the
sunscreen just before going out as it
takes that time to activate anyway.
Naomi Diamond
http://www.epsomskinclinics.com

Leading London hairdresser Karine
Jackson on colour trends and
why organic colour is the way to
achieve your new season’s look
Late summer/early autumn is all
about colour for me – this is such an
important time to re-evaluate what
suits you as your skin colour has more
than likely changed slightly over
the summer and you want a plan to
take you into the new a/w season.
I hold a Colour Festival at the
salon every August where every
client gets a balloon to pop with
a prize inside, ranging from a £25
conditioning treatment to free facials,
manis/pedis and more, but more
importantly we offer free in depth
colour consultations using the colour
fan to pinpoint what works for you.
As we get older, our skin tone tends
to fade, just as our hair can fade to
grey, so a colour that suited us in
our twenties won’t work so well in
our thirties, forties and beyond.

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I like to couture shades of colours
for everybody, making your colour
bespoke to you. Have a plan for the
year – do you have any special events
we should time the colouring for?
It’s important to look at the history
of the hair: Does it take colour well?
Does it fade quickly? Does it look
darker than you expect when it’s first
coloured? Does it look red, gold or
too ash? These questions, along with
skin tone, eye shade and lifestyle
will help choose the correct colour.
I have a number of new techniques
for the coming year including Sliding
Blonde, a colour that graduates from
golden blonde to an ice blonde.
Using a layering of foils, I start with
golden blonde on the roots then
gradually blend into a very light
blonde, then a very light ash blonde.
This picks up the light and enhances
the curl because often with curls you
can lose your colour definition.
Dip dye is an ongoing trend and the
hottest way to wear it right now is

with super bright ends. Unless you’re
already very light you’ll need to prelighten the ends to take the colour.
However, the grown up version of this
is ombre or balayage, techniques that
offer a variation of colour that looks
beautiful, natural and sophisticated.
Most importantly of all though,
condition is key – colour looks best
when hair is healthy. I use Organic
Colour Systems, a brand with the
lowest level of PPD possible to
make colour permanent and cover
greys, with no ammonia and no
unnecessary nasty ingredients. This
means healthy colour naturally –
glossy, shiny tones that flatter the
skin. And don’t forget to check the
ingredients in your shampoo and
conditioner – salt is often used for
viscosity but a side effect is that it’ll
strip your colour quicker so seek
out a brand that’ll help to prolong
your hue into autumn and beyond.
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Does your body need an MOT?
Do you lack ENERGY?
Feel BLOATED?
Food/Gluten & Dairy intolerances can
show in different ways!!

Are you feeling stressed?
Excess stress in life can put us at risk of burnout – more
often than not, our physical & mental resources are
depleted and we may become physically, emotionally
and mentally exhausted. We all know that stress impacts
on our health and reduces our daily productivity..
The symptoms of stress often build up gradually
before you start to notice them. Stress can affect how
you feel, think, behave and how your body works.
Now is the perfect time to learn how stress affects
your lifestyle and here are some tips for you to try
1. R&R (REMEMBER TO RELAX) - Relaxation is
important for both the mind and body. Simple things
like just remembering to stop for a few moments and
take a deep breath and then exhale slowly can help
increase your ability to stay calm and reduce stressrelated symptoms. This is important as wew start to
take shallow breaths when we are stressed and this
makes it harder for our oxygen to get to where it is
needed.
A simple way to relax is to sit or lie down in a peaceful
place, close your eyes and focus on your breathing.
Gently breathe in for 4 seconds, pause slightly, breathe
out for 4 seconds. Keep repeating until you get a
comfortable rhythm. By doing this you should start
to feel more in control and start to relax resulting in
a greater sense of well-being, feelings of peace and
serenity, new insights, a solution to a problem, etc.
Breathe in this way for whatever time feels confortable,
but remember to stop if feel light headed and have a
drink of water.
Be a ‘DEAR’ - stands for “drop everything
and relax!” – if only just for 30 seconds!
2. EXERCISE & BODYWORK - Body movement
improves circulation and releases endorphins that help
you feel calm and energized. When we are stressed our
body, muscles and organs are in stress too. If we can’t
relax...neither can they!
If you are stuck at a desk all day, simple stretching
excerises are great. Turn your head slowly right, then
left. Roll your shoulders backwards and forwards,
stand up and stretch your arms, legs & back.

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3. LOL ABOUT IT! (LAUGH OUT LOUD – don’t take
it so seriously!) – Yes, life can be hard. However, often
when we are stressed what we are feeling is out of
proportion with what is actually happening.
When everything gets too much instead of blowing
a fuse, try shifting your perspective and LOL
about it! Yes, laughter really is the best medicine
and it’s much more fun! : Did you know? giggling
has been thought to lower blood pressure?
4. STAY FOCUSED – Often, huge amounts
of stress are unnecessarily caused because
we are unable to live in the moment and we
worry about the ‘what if…’ of the future!
5. LIVE IN THE NOW. Instead of trying to tackle
everything at once, make sure to prioritize your “todo” list and take each task one step at a time. You’d
be surprised how much you waste your energy when
you are thinking about everything at once! When
you focus on what’s happening right here and now
your energy is more fully available to handle every
situation with ease, clarity and personal power.
HOW DOES STRESS AFFECT US?
Stress can take a big toll on mind, body &
spirit. Some of these symptoms could be:
• You may feel irritable, anxious or low in mood.
Often people find that they worry constantly, drink
or smoke more and have less patience. Physical
symtoms can be headaches, muscular tension/
pain, digestion problems and breatlessness.
If you think any of this might describe you,
find the best way for you to relax!
• Find a way to get your body to relax and
unwind for periods of time of, so that it is not
constantly in a state of stress.
• Go for a walk, get into nature, listen to
some of your favourite music, or have
a relaxing complementary treatment.
Good therapies for relaxation include
Reiki, Massage, Reflexogy, Indian
head massage and Aromatherapy.
Gabriella Lewis Dip.SBM -

o your daughter’s sixth form years are over and
the day is fast approaching for her to leave for
university and live independently for some of the
year. Whilst this may seem daunting for you both,
you can help her prepare by guiding her on managing
her finances as well as giving her the necessary domestic
skills. Most girls welcome this next step but they will still
need your practical help and emotional reassurance.
FINANCIAL TIPS
• Try to sort out bank accounts in advance – campus
banks are queued out for the first week – and compare
what’s on offer, eg through moneysupermarket.com.
• Make sure she has got the contact details for her
bank in case of lost or cloned bank cards.
• Help your daughter to set up direct debits for items
such as TV Licence or accommodation payments.
• Suggest that your daughter budgets for the month
ahead when at Uni and look at how much she will
need for each expense. As going out is part and
parcel of university life, she will need to take this into
consideration, too. Have a go at budgeting using the
UCAS budget calculator (make sure she is honest with
herself about expenditure on clothes, hair products etc).
BEFORE SHE GOES
• Make sure she returns her accommodation
forms in good time.
• If she hasn’t already done so, encourage your daughter
to make contact with former pupils, who were in

the year above, to
get the low down
on their university,
accommodation,
Societies etc.
• On the day, set off in
plenty of time to avoid
panic unloading, and
make sure she has
supplies of stationery,
cleaning materials
(even if in halls),
walking shoes, a
waterproof and food.
• Remind her
of just how
many brain cells are killed in a binge drinking
session. Talk darkly of the threat of gout…
MyDaughter.co.uk is dedicated to helping parents
raise happy, fulﬁlled girls and is packed full of
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http://www.mydaughter.co.uk
https://www.gov.uk/browse/education
http://www.which.co.uk/money/bank-accounts/guides/going-to-university-guide
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Flying the Nest
I can’t believe I am the parent of a nearly nineteen
year old. Or that in September Eldest Son will have
flown the nest and be living somewhere out in the big
wide world. It seems like only yesterday I was reading
Harry Potter to him and teaching him how to tie his shoe
laces (he still can’t do that properly). All those trials and
tribulations of his life – learning to walk and talk, to read
and write, watching him play sport, perform in plays
and become a tall, strapping teenager all have flown by
and now as we await the A level results and university
beckons I find myself wondering how it happened?
All those mother and baby groups and music on
the lap have faded and we’re looking at toasters and
kettles for a student flat. I am lucky that I still have two
more children at home – waiting in the wings for their
chance to fly. For some of my friends, however, it really
is the end of an era and no doubt their houses will echo
come September. (Although personally the thought of
THAT much freedom does rather excite me – imagine
being able to take holidays during school term?)
However, being the optimist that I am, there is always
a good side to everything and so I have realised the

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following positive facts post Eldest Son:
1. The man sized swamp that is his
room can be fumigated and left
in peaceful tidiness for a few months;
2. There will be plenty of food in the fridge;
3. No late night snacks where butter and
bread is left out for the dog to enjoy;
4. No late nights waiting for him to come home;
5. All the towels will be in their rightful place;
6. The television won’t permanently be
on Sky Sports (although Younger Son
may soon be King of the remote);
7. The newspaper will be available to read in the
morning without cereal imprinted on it;
8. Absent Husband will have surplus beer in the
fridge and not moan about his missing comb.
The list goes on, but truthfully, when it all
boils down to it, we will miss him really.
And of course, there is his brother waiting for his
promotion to top dog and at the end of every term,
there are those inevitable long University holidays….
Vanessa Woolley

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Take part in the National Trust’s Great British Walk
and discover secret spots only found on foot

I

n September the National Trust begins its
celebration of the Great British Walk by unveiling
its two-month Walking Festival with hundreds
of specially selected walks revealing secret spots and
special stories that can only be discovered on foot.
Running from Sunday 1st September to Sunday
3rd November, this year’s Great British Walk
will encourage everyone from young families to
seasoned ramblers to explore the outdoors.
Walks vary from self-guided trails with online
instructions that you can download before you set out,
to guided walks with a National Trust expert. The
festival hopes to galvanise the nation and introduce
walkers of all ages to well-known and lesser-known
beauty spots in every part of the country.
You are also invited to share your favourite
walks online. Alex Tarling, Digital Consultant for
the National Trust, explains: “We’d love everyone
to get involved in this year’s Great British Walk by
sharing pictures of their favourite walk on Twitter,
Instagram and Facebook, using #GBwalk.”

SOME OF OUR FAVOURITE
WALKS IN THIS AREA:
HUGHENDEN MANOR, NEAR HIGH WYCOMBE
Wander the ancient road of the coffin path; see where
the flint surface has been ground by iron wheels and
you might meet our resident ghost, the former Prime
Minister Benjamin Disraeli, whose friendly spectre has
been spotted in the house and grounds by many visitors.’
STOWE, NEAR BUCKINGHAM
There are so many unusual surprises and features dotted
around the gardens of Stowe that we have created a new
Secret Places walk especially designed for families. You
can wander around a hidden part of the garden that
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has never been open to the public before, see a walking
tree and a statue of Fido the faithful greyhound.
ASHRIDGE, NEAR TRING
There are 5000 acres of woodland and open parkland at
Ashridge waiting to be explored. Discover something
new with one of our self-guided downloadable walks
which will introduce to our veteran trees and special
wildlife, or find out more about the secret life of deer
by joining one of our special guided deer walks.
CLIVEDEN, NEAR MAIDENHEAD
Set high above the River Thames, the gardens and
woodlands of Cliveden offer breathtaking views
and now you can discover some of the lesser known
spots with a new downloadable walk. Adventurous
youngsters can unlock the secrets of the woodlands
during October half term thanks to special family
walks which include bug hunting and den building.
GREYS COURT, NEAR HENLEY
Did you know that from a part of the Greys
Court estate there are some lovely views of the
River Thames? Surrounding the picturesque
mansion and formal gardens are some beautiful
walks through gentle, rolling countryside.
BASILDON PARK, NEAR PANGBOURN
This grand Georgian mansion is surrounded by
rolling parkland where you can wander at you leisure
and enjoy quiet spots off the beaten track. You can
download one of four self-led walks before you go.
Whether walking the dog with the family, savouring
breathtaking landscapes with your closest
friends or adventuring through the unknown,
the National Trust have hundreds of different
downloadable walks online to suit all tastes.

Something for the weekend
five fantastic family cycling trails
I LIKE
to RIDE my
BICYCLE

B

owling down quiet car free
tracks in beautiful tranquil
countryside is an adventure
children delight in and always
good for body and soul. So pull
those bikes out of the shed, pump
up tires, check brakes and adjust
helmets - here are ﬁve fantastic
cycling trails for all the family.

PHOENIX WAY
Easy and family-friendly, the Phoenix
Trail runs for seven miles between
Princes Risborough and Thame. It’s
flat and smooth, with seating every
500 yards and fabulous views of
the Chiltern Hills. There is a pub
half way at Towersey.
For a
map see: www.chilternsaonb.org

There are numerous picnic tables
around the lake and a large field for
games and picnics. There is cycle
hire at the top of the car park.
For a map see: www.buckscc.gov.
uk/bcc/parks/black_park.page

BURNHAM BEECHES
NATURE RESERVE
The Nature Reserve has 540 acres
of ancient woodland criss-crossed
by tarmac & track paths. Spot
the free ranging ponies, cows
and pigs. There is a café, toilets
and visitors centre next to the
main car park. Parking is £2.
For a map see: www.cityoﬂondon.
gov.uk/burnham

BLACK PARK COUNTRY PARK

WINDSOR GREAT PARK

Situated near Iver Heath off the A412,
it has 530 acres of pretty woodland,
grassland and heath land with a
centre-piece lake. There is a large
network of tracks to cycle. It has a
café, adventure playground, and
visitors centre. Parking is £3.50.

The park has 1000 acres of woodland,
lakes, farmland and gardens, with the
back drop of Windsor Castle. Estate
Roads are only open to estate workers.
Cycling is restricted to tarmac roads
and paths but the network is vast.
There is numerous free parking

around each gate with the exception
of Virginia Water & Savill Garden. The
later car park is however convenient
as there is a cafe, toilets, picnic area
and children’s play area next to the
lake. Once inside the park follow the
signs to the Village where you will
find another recreation ground and
village shop that serves refreshments
- a handy half way pit stop.
For a map see: www.
theroyallandscape.co.uk

RICHMOND PARK
It’s about an hours drive but
worth it. The views of the City of
London behind the vast deer park
are stunning. There is a perimeter
cycle trail of approximately
eight miles. Bikes can be hired at
Roehampton Gate. Refreshment
kiosks are situated at most gates and
Pembroke Lodge near Richmond
Gate serves lunch and afternoon tea.
For a map see: www.royalparks.
org.uk/parks/richmond-park
Kate Robinson
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5minutes
with Nick Knowles

TELL US A BIT ABOUT
BREAK THE SAFE
The BBC decided to pull together
the best team of the best people
they could get to make a quiz
show on a Saturday night; exec
producers, producers, game show
creators, stage designers. So it’s a
proper let’s-go-for-it big Saturday
night quiz show. The result
has been four years in the making. It’s about relationships
basically - brothers, sisters, mums and sons, best friends
etc - coming in pairs to play in a game where they have
to work together, to answer questions, to earn money and
trust each other about how much they know about each
other’s knowledge. It’s a real tension-comedy show.
YOU’VE DONE WHO DARES WINS FOR
YEARS. WHAT DO YOU PERSONALLY
ENJOY ABOUT THESE QUIZ SHOWS?
[I love that] it’s [been] the number one slot on BBC
television for six years. Quietly, without anyone noticing,
I’ve had the number one slot in prime time Saturday night
television on BBC, which is just amazing, really. We’ve
had Who Dares Wins, Secret Fortune and now because I
got involved with bringing those to market and working
on them to make them as good as they could possibly be,
when they put [Break the Safe] together, they brought me
in to get involved on the presenting side of it. I think it’s a
culmination really of how can we provide the audience with
an alternative to whatever they’re watching on ITV, C4 or
anywhere else - let’s make the very best quiz show we can.
IT’S OBVIOUSLY VERY DIFFERENT TO
DIY SOS, SO YOU’RE GETTING PLENTY
OF VARIETY IN YOUR PRESENTING
Well the thing for me has always been, as anybody in
television will tell you, you should do one thing and stick
to it because the audience doesn’t like you to hop around
all over the place. My whole career, I’ve made sure that the
next thing I do is nothing like the last thing I did. But I’m
at the point now where the audience, I think, will pretty
much let me do any kind of programme. I can go off and
do a nine-week natural history programme in Africa, or I
can do Saturday night quiz shows, or I can do a building
programme. Because the audience knows who I am, it kind
of doesn’t matter what programme I turn up on, as long as
it’s entertaining and interesting and gets the viewing ﬁgures.
The truth is you just have to work harder. I think people get
a break and then think ‘I’m famous, all I have to do is turn

up’ whereas probably because of
the background I’ve come from,
I’m always expecting it to ﬁnish
any day, so the next programme
has to be better than the last one
I did. I always work really hard to
ensure that we produce the best
possible programme that we can.
SO CAN WE EXPECT
MORE DIY SOS?
Yep! We’ve got six Big Builds already made, ready
for the BBC to broadcast, and the next series,
there’s a minimum of 12 still to come out.
WHY DO YOU THINK THE SHOW IS
STILL SO POPULAR WITH AUDIENCES
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?
Because it does a few things. It reafﬁrms your faith in
humankind because you see people who are going
through incredibly difﬁcult circumstances - who are
battling against it and surviving. It represents workingclass people in this country in a good light, people who
are working class and making a living. Whereas almost
every other representative of working class people (who
are the largest part of the population, by the way), they’re
either scumbags or they’re nicking something or they’re
rogue traders or cowboy builders. So you’d be forgiven for
thinking that anybody who shows up on a working class
estate is trying to con their way [through] and doesn’t want
to go out and earn a living. In actual fact, 99% are really
proud of the work they do and do a good job. DIY SOS
represents a large part of the population that aren’t properly
represented on TV so I’m very proud of it from that point
of view. And I think people like it because it’s a feel-good
programme about rough diamonds, working-class heroes.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR CAREER HIGHLIGHT?
I think if you’re the kind of person I am, your career
highlight is whatever you’re doing next. Two years ago I
wrote my ﬁrst feature ﬁlm, so I’m making it next year. It’s
not been easy. I’m just putting the ﬁnishing touches to my
ﬁrst novel, I’m writing my second ﬁlm at the moment,
WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE BE LOOKING
OUT FOR THIS YEAR?
There’s more Real Rescues, a police-ambulance-ﬁre
brigade rescue series - I like doing that. There are a
few more programmes that I’ve got in development,
but we haven’t quite narrowed those down yet,
so we’ll let you know when they come out.
Break the Safe Saturday’s BBC One at 8.50pm.

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31

WHAT ROT
There are two types of rot - wet and dry - and, while neither is ideal
in your home, one is much more worrying than the other.
Caused by one of a number of fungi, wet rot is the
most common and least serious kind. The fungus
takes hold in damp or wet wood (and plaster), but
remains there and doesn’t spread, so it’s usually
straightforward to spot and to deal with.
Affected wood feels spongy and soft, and may have
turned a different colour to normal, hard wood.
Because the rot is caused by exposure to water, the
first thing to do is stop the water coming into contact
with the wood if, for example, there’s a leaking pipe
or guttering. Wet rot often occurs in timber that’s
routinely exposed to moisture, such as the outside of
wooden windows, doors and door frames, especially
if the paint or varnish has flaked off or cracked.
Treatment can be quick and easy - because the wood’s
soft, removing the worst of the rot won’t be a problem.
Use a wood-hardening treatment, such as Ronseal
High Performance Wet Rot Wood Hardener (from
¬v£6.98 for 250ml, B&Q) to make the remaining wood
rock hard, then fill on top, building the filler up in
layers if necessary. If the rot is widespread, it’s often
better to remove all of it and splice in a new piece of
wood - you may need a carpenter to help with this.

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Dry rot, like wet rot, is also caused by a fungus (serpula
lacrymans), but this one is far more destructive. The
name dry rot is actually misleading, because wood must
have a moisture content of at least 20% to be affected.
Whereas wet rot often occurs in exposed places, dry
rot is more likely to be hidden. It thrives in moist and
poorly ventilated conditions, such as under wooden
stairs and floorboards, often making it hard to notice.
Another problem with dry rot is that the spores travel fast,
so the whole structure of a building - both the walls and
timbers - can be infected in a relatively short space of time.
The signs to look out for are wood cracking in a cuboidal
way, a very musty odour and mushroom-like growths.
The growths can be different colours - they’re often
whitish grey (sometimes with patches of yellow and lilac)
and when they’re most dangerous, orangey ochre (this is
the fruiting body), with spores resembling brick dust.
To treat dry rot, again you need to begin by stopping
the source of the damp, to ensure the rot won’t reoccur,
and then dry this out. Any structural woodwork
should be replaced entirely.This isn’t a simple DIY job
and, because it’s so important to eliminate the fungus
for good, it is one best left to the professionals.

Bright and Beautiful Homes
Mum and entrepreneur
Catherine Willhoft is
fondly known as the Bright
& Beautiful “Queen of
Clean”! Catherine owns
Bright & Beautiful, her
domestic cleaning and
housekeeping business.
Bright & Beautiful is the
award winning, new and
improved face of domestic
homecare that is delivering
eco-friendly cleaning,
tidying, laundry and
ironing across Maidenhead,
Cookham and Bray.
Catherine says: “After
living and working in
Singapore and the United
States for the last 10 years,
it has really made me
appreciate my family home

Suzy Kirkwood shares her top ten
tips to help you move homes.
1.

Prepare, Present and be Positive! The market is moving
at present with lots of interest in Maidenhead.

2.

First impressions count. Look at your house as if you
were viewing it in the prospective buyer's shoes

3.

Repaint and repair any unsightly areas of your
property. A little money spent on improvements,
can improve the achieved sales price.

4.

Ensure the front entrance is looking it's
best with pots by the front door

5.

Tidy up the front garden and any footpaths.
Cut back shrubs and overgrown trees

comforts. Our lives at home
and work have never been
busier and it is so important
to have the right help to
keep things ticking over.
Like many women I wanted
to go back to work but
didn’t want to return to
a busy corporate world
that can be inflexible
for working mums so I
decided to set up my own
business. At a time when
the economic climate has
made life difficult for many
people, it makes me very
proud to be employing
local women and to help
busy families take better
care of their homes.”
Catherine Willhoft

A local service that will take
care of your Home furnishings
ServiceMaster Clean is one
of the world’s leading names
for quality cleaning of hard
and soft furnishings, with
over 50 years experience in
the cleaning industry and we
are right on your doorstep.
In most people’s homes
upholstery, carpets and hard
ﬂoors are subject to heavy
use, and there comes a time
when these areas need more
than a routine vacuum to
improve their appearance.
Deeland Limited is your
local ServiceMaster Clean
franchise and we are able
to offer you a service that
cleans your soft and hard
furnishings professionally.
All our ServiceMaster
technicians are fully trained
and equipped to deal with
your enquiry. However
small or large the job,
ServiceMaster Clean is the
company to contact – be it
just a spot clean, one room
or a whole house of soft
furnishings

Bright & BeauƟful owner, Catherine
WillhoŌ says; “We are known for our
tailored, consistent and professional
services. Our aim is to give clients
back Ɵme to spend with the family
whilst enjoying a beauƟful and
ordered home”

We let our clients do the talking
"Suzy Kirkwood was able to sell both my mother's and our own property this year both quickly and with a
minimum of fuss. She provided a genuine 'personal' service which ranged from professional home-staging
to dynamic and effective marketing using good photographic images and thoughtfully designed copy. Most
importantly she was proactive in her dealings with buyers and solicitors and kept us regularly informed
of progress during all stages of the sales process. Suzy Kirkwood stands head and shoulders above the
ordinary high street estate agency "
Regards, Barry and Melanie Thomas, Maidenhead.
"Just wanted to say thank you for the excellent job you did handling the sale of our property. Your
suggestions for showing the house at its best were perceptive and appreciated. We liked the fact that you
had a list of potential buyers and that you knew exactly what they were looking for in a house, so didn't
waste your buyers or our time by them them something that was not suitable. We were also very impressed
by the way you constantly followed up and kept us informed of the progress of the sale. We wish you
continued success with your business."
Kind regards, Doug and Julia Jones, Pinkneys Green, Maidenhead.

If you’re being forced
to manage without a
kitchen while a new one is
being fitted, or you simply
want a healthy way to
grill meat, look no
further than the
18891 George Foreman
Entertaining 7 Portion Variable
Temperature Grill (£59.99, www.
georgeforeman.co.uk). It’s large enough
to cook for lots of people, has special
hinges to fit thick food and, as
the name says, has an adjustable
temperature control for precise
cooking. Like any George Foreman grill,
the best thing about it is that
it angles to allow up to 42% of the fat

from the meat to drain away, but
you can also use it for toasted sandwiches
- the non-stick plates grill
from above and below. It has a flat end
so you can store it vertically,
which is useful if your cupboards are as packed as mine

Some wood fillers can be applied straight from the
tub or tube, while others have to be mixed before
use. These consist of the filler and a hardener, which
you mix together when you’re ready to fill, following
the manufacturer’s instructions. The problem with

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these professional-style two-part fillers is that
getting the quantities right can be tricky, so the filler
can harden too quickly or be too soft. For this reason,
it’s easier for DIYers to stick to ready-mixed fillers.

garden design

Coleby & Faulkner

Buried Treasure!
How amazing that something as inauspicious as a small
onion produces the most wonderful garden plant. Bulbs
are like magic food parcels, that burst forth with incredible
colour in the Spring. Undemanding andtrouble free they
pop up every year to do their spectacular thing!
Sacks of promise appear in garden centres in September
for you to choose from and Autumn is the perfect time to
sprinkle your garden with buried treasure for next year.
Here are some of our favourites ...
Alliums - Purple Sensation, tall
drumstick punctuation points,
Christophii, an architectural ball of lilac
stars & Schubertii, a firework of a flower!
Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so much choice in the sweet shop
of Tulip colours for pots and borders
whilst Daffodils (Narcissi) and crocus are
a quintessential part of an English Spring.
Spread informal drifts under trees or through your lawn to give a lovely meadow effect

instru
the instructions
on the packet. Don't be tempted to
the any extra feed. You can take the shears
give them
to some annuals, trimming off the old blooms
mak way for new buds to develop, which
to make
shoul give you some colour on your return.
should
Y
You can also cover container plants with
gre
greenhouse
shade netting to reduce water loss
b don't do this in the front garden or it will
- but
ac as a message that you're away from home.
act

Ke ep plants happy
while on holiday
It's the same every year; the garden reaches
its peak with borders bursting into bloom, patio
plants beginning their dazzling displays, and
fruits swelling in the vegetable garden - and
then you go on holiday for two weeks...
Luckily, there are some measures you can take to
help your plants survive for a while without you.
If you have patio plants, water them well before
you go away, maybe even dunking the pot into
a bigger bucket of water so it soaks the compost
completely from below, then put all the pots
together (this encourages humidity) in a shady spot
so there's less evaporation while you're away.
If you have space, dig a small hole in the border
soil in a shady spot and rest your hanging basket in the
hole, watering it well so it is completely soaked. Some
of the escaping water will moisten the soil underneath,
helping keep your plants damp in your absence.
If you haven't invested in automatic irrigation
systems you can set up a temporary automatic watering
system by submerging strips of capillary matting in a
trug full of water and then running the end of the strips
to your containers. The matting absorbs and holds water
which can be drawn up by the soil in the pots. Set the
system up a week before you go to ensure it's working.
Alternatively, cover the soil surface with waterabsorbing gel, watering it so that it swells and absorbs
water. This provides a protective barrier to stop water
evaporating from the compost and also gives the
compost some moisture. The crystals will also soak
up and hold moisture if it rains while you're away.
Remove all open flowers from healthy bedding
plants so they produce a flush of new blooms on your
return and feed them with a liquid fertiliser, following
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Cut the grass and trim the edges
y go and it will survive quite happily
before you
yo If it's long on your return, don't cut
without you.
im
it short immediately
or it will turn yellowy brown.
ra the mower blades for the first cut and
Instead, raise
gradually lower them over the next two or three.
Established borders should be all right without
Establ
water for a week or two, as the roots of established
plants will go deep into the soil for moisture. However,
make sure you weed before you go, as weed seedling
can soon take over. Give the area a good water and then
mulch with organic matter to help retain the moisture.
Hopefully, you will return from your
break to find a garden not as tired as it might
have been, and ready to be revived.
By Hannah Stephenson

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Midlife ...
As we clutch on to our youth
with a vice like grip there is no
getting away from the fact that
actually the husband and I are
careering through our forties
at what seems like warp speed,
approaching midlife. It wasn’t
particularly when the husband
announced earlier this year that he
had bought a Mustang that got me
starting to worry, it was when he
mentioned a road trip that confirmed
my fears… I had the prospect of a
vintage car, an oversized garage that
resembled a Swedish sauna (referred
to as the man cave) and an itinerary,
for said road trip, to prove it.
Of course all of this has indeed
provided me with much amusement
from the start. When I told a friend
about his plans to go away with
his pals in a vintage Mustang, they
asked with genuine interest if he
knew anything about cars. Well that
was certainly worth a guffaw; he
is probably the only male I know
who could manage to own a car for
approximately three years before
opening the bonnet, only to fill up
the screen wash. Then there is the
man cave. This took hours and
hours pouring over Internet sites
and pacing of the garden. All good
trained quantity surveyors use
the manly pace to measure large
spaces, no tape measures or nifty
gadgets here. Having said that I do
remember when he measured out
the quantities of cement required for
the pond, which has now been filled

in to make way for the man cave, he
stood and scratched his head and
announced that he hadn’t ordered
enough cement. Oh the irony.
Before the man cave even arrived,
it was his daily ritual to walk down to
the bottom of the garden, stop dead
on the path, legs wide apart, arms
folded to survey the plot. To look
at from behind you would think he
was gazing into a beautiful sunset or
stunning landscape. No, this was a
building plot containing….errm mud.

Once the man cave arrived he
would disappear down there for
hours. I wouldn’t have minded
had he taken a phone so I could
communicate! Yes many hours in
the man cave….. What was in there
I hear you ask? NOTHING! The
Mustang had yet to appear from the
importers and no tools had found
their way into their new home. Oh,
but of course every garage needs a
wood burning stove doesn’t it????!
The time came for The League
of Adventuresome Motormen to
leave for their meticulously planned
road trip. The league consisted of the

husband who was the mechanically
challenged one, his lifelong pal from
school selected for his survival skills
,as there was genuine prospect of
blowing all their money on fuel for
Musty, and they may well have to live
off road kill. Also joining the gang
was last minute companion whose
dress sense provided the boys with
much hilarity and the chef of the
group, who doubled as translator,
interpreter and speaker of the lingo
in each country. Yes they had a name
for themselves and yes they had the
obligatory t-shirts printed. This trip
was nothing short of adventuresome
and truly worthy of a Top Gear
camera crew as they embarked in
torrential rain. But worry not, the car
was expertly kept water tight with
rolled up towels gaffer taped to the
windscreen. This, along with other
ingenious repairs and improvements
Jeremy Clarkson would be proud
of, kept them going through France,
Switzerland, Italy, France, Italy,
France…(don’t ask) for a respectable
ten days. The boys returned home
euphoric and desperate to go it again
next year. It is safe to say there are at
least two other vehicles that I know
of which have quickly gone in to
restoration, having sat untouched for
25 years, for next years epic event.
So what signs I hear you ask, do
I show of impending midlife? I
got a new bicycle…. with a basket
on the front and a comfy seat!
Sally Todd

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What really motivates
us at work?
Surprising, what really motivates us at work is
AMP. No, I am not using it as an abbreviation
for amphetamines, and I am not suggesting a
measure of electrical current is involved. AMP
stands for Autonomy, Mastery, and Purpose.

and not only
for charitable
reasons.

Let me explain and take you through the research.

• AUTONOMY – the desire to be self-directed.
Organisations place much emphasis on management,
and much is spent on “management training”.
Management is fine if you want compliance.
Stephen Covey writes about managing people to
cut down trees in a forest, about organising rotas,
dividing tasks, taking care of logistics to complete
a pre-determined task. Management works where
we need compliance. If compliance is not enough,
and we want engagement, self-direction is better.
Atlassian, an Australian software company, illustrate the
point. One work day in each quarter, four days a year, all
employees are told “today, you can
work on whatever you want. You
can decide what you do; all we want
is for you to share the results the
next day.” The company arranges
things that will make clear the day
is different. I’ve heard they provide
cakes, and beer, entertainment
and all sorts of cool stuff. One day
of undiluted autonomy leads to
improvements in their products
(such as bug fixes) and creates new ideas and new products
that wouldn’t be achieved during the rest of the “normal”
days. The management message is “You probably want
to do something interesting, we’ll get out of your way.”
Worth trying in your organisation? It doesn’t need to be
everyone on the same day and you might have different
ideas than beer – stopping internal email for a day and
ensuring there are no pre-arranged meetings should help.

• This brings me
to PURPOSE.
More and more
organisations want
a transcendent
purpose. It makes
going to work
better
and helps
to attract the best talent.
Skype is a good example of this overarching sense of
purpose. Their goal is to be disruptive in the cause
of making the world a better place. Organisations
must have more than just the profit motive.
Where the profit motive overrides or becomes
detached from the overarching purpose, bad things
happen. People get disengaged,
products and services become
worse, customer satisfaction and
retention declines, sickness absence
increases, there are more workplace
accidents and it is just not fun.

AUTONOMY
MASTERY

Organisations should maximise
purpose as well as maximising profits.
There is a very good reason for this.
Organisations employ human beings,
and we are meaning-making machines. Have you ever
experienced anything at all without attributing meaning
to it? I remember a TV advert a while back. A man is
running down the street and the crowd of people behind
him are shouting. We attribute meaning to this – perhaps
we attribute anger to the crowd, maybe we think that the
man has just stolen something and is running away, maybe
he is running to catch a cat about to fall out of a tree.

PURPOSE

• MASTERY – the urge to be better at stuff. Mastery
is why we do things, like learning to play a musical
instrument or learning another language, without any
financial reward. It’s fun and we get great satisfaction
from our improvement. It is not just things that are
unrelated to work. People do work-related activities
for free in order to strive for and achieve mastery,
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We could attribute many things, but we will attribute
something. The next time you meet someone for the
first time, check out what you are attributing to them
by the way they are dressed – even before they speak
(when they do, even more attributions kick in.)
We need more AMP.
Phil Walker

Lead your business without leaving
your passions at the door.
Make your emotions available to others
and you could be an extraordinary leader.
Jo Smith, Director, Elevate Associates Ltd
explores the link between leadership
and love…..

W

e believe there is a
way of doing business
that does not involve
leaving your heart or
passions at the door. If we lead in an
authentic way, figure out and focus on
what really matters then we naturally
start to have the positivity and
confidence that inspires others.
Extraordinary leaders make their
emotions available to others – it’s
from this energy that transformations
in people, communities and
organisations begin to happen.
It is all about caring enough to put
others, in your team, no matter
how different or similar, first, in an
uncompromising way. Having the
courage to allow them to grow and
learn without having to always crane
your neck to look over your shoulder.
In leaders we see people we wish
to connect with and follow. We feel
inspired. Inspiration is a feeling that
isn’t always tangible … that doesn’t
matter.

Leaders who inspire touch our hearts
and minds – to feel this connection
both hearts and minds therefore have
to be open. Conversations may not
always be comfortable – if you are
opening yourself up as a leader, or
as a team member, you will at times
need to ‘take the plunge’ and address
a subject that you could quite happily
leave well alone.

One of things we know great leaders
bring to a difficult conversation is
courage and a sense of purpose that
makes the effort worthwhile. These
difficult conversations are not easy to
get right. It involves exploring and
preparing.

If you’ve invested time in tackling
the context and mind-set, behaviour
and the desired outcome becomes the
easier part. You will have taken stock
of your ‘mood’ and hopefully your
behaviour will be under control – you
may be angry but by realising this
beforehand you can keep that anger at
the door and give the person you are
having a difficult conversation with
the openness they, as a human being
and member of your team, deserve.

It is important to take stock of the
entire context in any given situation.
What’s really happening? Take an
objective stance and then, focus on
what outcome you want.
Then carefully consider your mindset. How are you thinking about the
situation, are you angry, concerned,

It is your mind-set that governs
your behaviours so if you don’t
spend any time considering it then
your behaviours may well be out of
your control! It is better to be fully
conscious of your thought patterns
and what they could lead do!

The team at Elevate Assoicates can
help you to explore your potential as a
leader, supporting purposeful change
and ultimately, business growth.

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Customer Attraction System
Do you have a Customer Attraction System (CAS) as part of your business model?
Does it generate a steady stream of conversations, sales enquiries and sales?
Is it predictable?

During the last century, marketing was largely all
about pushing. Companies pushed the (unwilling)
customer towards their brands, using expensive
advertising, telesales, direct mail and sales forces. In
the 21st century, pushing has become more difficult,
due to the fragmentation of media, an explosion of
communication channels (i.e. TV and radio stations,
websites, blogs etc), laws to protect consumers from
overactive marketers and more educated buyers.

Smart companies realise that getting customers to come
to them is way better than the old style ‘hunt and kill’
methodology. Broadly speaking, an attraction based
approach includes customer education and knowledge
sharing. It is co-operative, trusting, interactive and
more female than male in nature. It also happens to be
ideal for the world wide web – which was originally
conceived as a way of sharing files amongst scientists.
I know that this approach does not appeal to everyone.
“Why should I share my hard won knowledge?”
they say to me. “That’s fine,” I reply. “Keep all
of your professional knowledge locked up in a
darkened room. Lock and chain the door. Let
some large, angry dogs wander around the
corridors putting the fear of God into anyone
who enters the building. What will happen? The
knowledge will shrivel and die, as it needs interaction
with others to flourish and grow (just like you do). Mind
you, you’ll have to go and bang on all of the doors in
the neighbourhood to find new business. By the way,
how will your neighbours know that you are so brilliant
at what you do, as they can’t see your expertise?”
My advice is to share a little more. If you need
any more encouragement, I am sure that your
competitors are already doing this.
By the way my last book was entitled ‘How to get clients
to come to you‘ so this is a subject close to my heart!
Nigel Temple

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AUGUST: The powerful
planets Pluto, Uranus and
Neptune are all in retrograde motion
this month, although this sometimes means
that they take a back seat, there may still be surprises in
the economy and global events may catch us unawares.
Otherwise our summer is finally here and we can enjoy
a relaxed holiday mood as the Sun passes through
the regal sign of Leo the Lion. A fabulous new moon
in Leo on the 6th allows inspirational and creative
endeavours to get oﬀ the ground. The love planets Venus
is in diligent Virgo until the 17th and romantic aﬀairs
could get quite serious! The energetic planet Mars is
in Cancer for most of the month, domestic and family
matters take precedence and spending more quality
time with our loved ones is definitely on the agenda.

Aries

March 21 - April 20

Domestic and family matters are high on the agenda for
you this month as Jupiter, Mars and Mercury occupy
the home area of your chart. Creativity and positive
restructuring are also very important and the energy
of the new moon on the 6th gets you thinking about
new and innovative ideas. September brings renewed
action in the work and relationship sectors of your chart.
Be open to change, be alert and keep an open mind as
interesting and exciting opportunities can come your
way now. You ruler, motivational Mars is in fiery and
creative Leo all month - this is your time to shine!

Taurus

SEPTEMBER: The Sun and diligent Mercury start
the month in hard working and practical Virgo, positive
energies for education and any new form of study
are available now and the Virgo new moon on the 5th
enhances this exciting dynamic. By mid-September
relationships and love aﬀairs get a boost, as the love
planets Venus moves into intense and passionate Scorpio.
September is always the best time for reorganisation
and bringing some order back into our lives and as
communicative Mercury enters harmonious Libra on
the 9th finding this essential balance becomes easier.
The Autumn Equinox is on the evening of the 22nd and
with motivational Mars charging through creative Leo,
inspirational energy should be high and accessible.

Cancer
June 23 - July 23

With three planets in your sign at the start of the month
you’ll be feeling vibrant and at your most positive. The
new moon on the 6th brings renewed organisational
skills and your cash flow and savings can now be
reviewed in a new light. Mercury moving to Leo on
the 9th brings creativity to the forefront. September
puts the spotlight on your appearance and your selfesteem. The new moon on the 5th asks you to review
how you communicate with others and what can be
improved. Revamping and rejuvenating your living
space is also very much on your mind with Mars
in inspirational Leo enhancing your creativity.

Leo

April 21 - May 21

July 24 - August 23

Venus, your ruling planet, moves into harmonious
Libra on the 17th. This vibrant and fresh energy brings
a renewed sense of balance into your life and your
relationships. The new moon in Leo on the 6th turns
your attention to your home and your family, creative
new ideas for refurbishing are available. September
turns your attention to communications, love and
creativity. Now is the time for you to sort out what
is working and what needs some adjustment. Venus,
your ruling planet, is in Libra until the 11th, then
she switches to passionate Scorpio suggesting that
close relationships will need to come under review.

It’s your birthday month and with a fabulous and
powerful new moon in your sign on the 6th it shows that
this is the start of a new creative year. Self awareness is
also strong and you should have a new sense of focus
and seriousness, but certainly not enough to dampen
your usual dramatic and fun-filled style! September:
Cash flow, funds and assets loom large for Leos during
September as energetic Mars stays in you sign all
month. Abundant Jupiter is in sensitive Cancer in a
deeply introspective part of your chart and you may
need more rest and relaxation this month. The full
moon on the 5th could bring a financial surprise

Gemini
May 22 - June 22

Mercury, your ruling planet, enters vibrant and creative
Leo on the 9th assisting you to positively reorganise
and plan several areas of your life. Positive Jupiter
shows that finances are still high on the agenda and
your time will be well be spent on looking at new
ways to increase your income. September: Home
and family life come into focus during September as
the Sun and Mercury pass through this area of your
life. Certain decisions that you have been putting oﬀ
for a while will need your attention now. With the
love planet Venus occupying the romance area of your
chart, there is some balancing to be done there too.
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Virgo

August 24 - September 23

Jupiter, Mercury and Venus are all in the social sector
of your chart, friendship and networking groups will
be high on your agenda this month. Your appearance,
health and wellbeing are also important now as Venus,
the planet of beauty moves into harmonious Libra
on the 17th. September is your birthday month and
the new moon in your sign on the 5th is an important
time for you. New beginnings are evident and you
may ask yourself if you are placing enough value on
your talents and skills. Venus is travelling through
artistic Libra, helping you discover new talents

September 24 - October 23

Libra

Capricorn

Peace loving Librans who had thought about a long
and lazy summer may have to review the situation in
August. Three planets occupy the high point of your
chart bringing career matters to the surface. You
have been working hard and now opportunities for
exciting new projects come to fruition. September:
Mighty Jupiter is at the highest point in your chart,
illuminating the potential for abundance and success
in all your endeavours. Be sure to use this cycle
wisely to build new structures and plan ahead.
Balanced Venus, your ruler, is in your sign until the
11th and she assists with new and creative ideas.

August brings three planets to your relationship sector;
all your partnerships come under the microscope this
month. Serious Saturn, your ruler, is in transformational
Scorpio and ensures that this is the time to review all
your plans and look towards revamping your life on
all levels. September suggests Capricorns will need
to turn their focus to relationships, partnerships and
finances. Motivational Mars in your money area whip
up creative new ways with your earning potential.
Saturn, your ruler, is in Scorpio and will be joined by
Venus on the 11th, a serious decision will be necessary.

Scorpio

Aquarius

August brings exciting new opportunities your way.
The emphasis is on discovering new possibilities and
even taking up a new course of study. Career matters
take an unexpected turn and your confidence should
be at an all time high, the energy of new moon in Leo
on the 6th could be extremely positive. September sees
many Scorpios seriously contemplating big change
on many levels. Dissatisfaction may have crept in
during the year as stern Saturn travels through your
sign. Reorganisation is essential and with Venus
moving into Scorpio on the 11th it is definitely
time to look at new potentials and possibilities.

Jupiter, Mars and Mercury start the month in the work
and health sector of your chart. You are seriously
looking at change and will want to address the work/
life balance in your life. Romance is also a big issue
right now and the Leo new moon on the 6thth could
well bring some welcome surprises! September:
Mighty Jupiter in the work and routine area of your
chart brings a new sense of optimism to the way that
you do things. Energetic and creative Mars in Leo
assists with an abundance of new money making ideas
and by mid-month a spectacular aspect with your
ruling planet assures that opportunities turn up.

October 24 - November 22

Sagittarius
November 23 - December 22

Your finances are still emphasised and the new moon
on the 6th should bring your restructuring to a positive
close. The powerful Leo Sun is warming up the travel
area of your chart and restless Sagittarians will have their
thoughts on getting away from it all. Adventure and
romance are beckoning! September brings restless energy
to Sagittarians as energetic Mars in Leo highlights the
adventurous sector of your chart. Your goals, ambitions
and career are also in the spotlight and the Virgo new
moon on the 5th emphasises new opportunities coming
your way bringing plenty of action this month!

December 23 - January 19

January 20 - February 19

Pisces

February 20 - March 20

Love, romance and enjoyment are all in the spotlight
for you this month as three planets emphasis this
important are of your chart. The new moon in your
professional sector brings opportunities after the 6th
and as communicative Mercury moves to Leo on the 9th
youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll feel your confidence soar. September: Generous
Jupiter is stirring up the love and romance area of your
chart, enjoyment comes your way especially after the
new moon on the 5th. Your resources and possessions
are also in need of attention and as the month progresses
you should feel a new sense of stability emerging.

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Enjoy one of our Latest Releases this Summer

Fatal Tears

by Stuart Fifield
A thriller steeped in the
atmosphere of 1920s Egypt and the
first in a series of crime mysteries
featuring hero, Rupert Winfield.
Part homage to Agatha
Christie, Fatal Tears is a deftly
entertaining novel. The young
Egyptologist Rupert Winfield has
escaped his family and career to
become a tour guide on a Nile
paddle steamer. The Great War is
now a decade ago and well-heeled
Europeans and Americans are once
again flocking to Egypt to see the
country’s famous monuments.
For Winfield, his assembled party
seems at first to be the usual ragbag
of the ignorant, the racist, and the
feckless, but he soon discovers that
some of the guests on board have
rather more to them than meets the

eye. Who exactly, he wonders, is the
mysterious Sebastian Printon, and
why do accidents keep happening
whenever he’s around? £17.99

The Horch and the
Rotterdam Ingots
by R. W. Stracham
When a cabal of four senior
Wehrmacht officers is placed in
charge of the removal of over 4000
gold ingots from a bank vault in
Rotterdam, temptation is just too
much. Together they conspire to
embezzle forty ingots for their own
use to be hidden away in a Swiss
safety deposit box until after the
war. Complications prevail and
the final ten ingots don’t make
their destination. Instead they are
secreted in the hollow chassis of a
Germany army Horch staff car.
70 years later an executive on
a trip to the Ukraine discovers the

abandoned Horch
covered in a dusty tarpaulin in a
barn. He then begins to uncover its
curious and sinister past. - £16.99.

Lake of Souls

by Brian Rhodes
Lake of Souls is a ghost
story with a difference.
When David Peters accepts a
commission to repair a damaged
culvert at Falstead Priory he hopes
his work will impress Colonel
Metcalfe and lead to more jobs on
the estate. He expects the work
to be difficult; dangerous, even.
What he does not expect is what he
actually finds lurking in the damp
tunnels under the lake: something
that will change his life forever.
Disturbing and compelling,
Lake of Souls showers the reader
with a hot of revelations as David
struggles to seek his true self and
defeat his deepest fears. £16.99.

We will be giving away one copy of each of the books featured.

For your chance to win one of these fabulous books, please send an email to Oﬃce@alongthethames.co.uk by 13th September

to the winners of the following book competition held in
the June/July 2013 issue.
Bertie Woolsey: A Woman of Consequence,
Les Morgan: Horse Island
and Jayne Symies: One Man’s Poison

Country Wise
Otters are back!

Otters are back. They have made
a return to our rivers. Even the
Thames has been part of this
conservation miracle; as it now boasts
a population of Otters. Although
still classed as an endangered
species and ranking Red on the
list of endangered species, Otters
can now be found in every county
of England. A far different story
when in the mid 1970’s they faced
extinction in England and Wales.
It had taken just twenty years
for Otters to disappear from our
rivers, due to the pollution that
caused fish stocks to plummet. The
turnaround started by banning
the use of some pesticides and
Polychlorinated biphenyl (PCB) and
stopping other chemicals getting
into our rivers and streams.
With this small change, nature has
been able to repair the damage we
caused. It took time for fish to return
to the cleaner rivers. But once they
were back, the Otter once more had
reason to hunt in our rivers. Now just
thirty years later, Otters are making
a welcome return to our waterways.
Where can you see a wild Otter on

the Thames? We have to say your
chances of seeing a wild Otter on a
river, is very, very small. Consider
the facts. Don’t think that Otters
only inhabit rivers the size of the
Thames. A stream just a metre wide
can be a good home for an Otter.
The number of Otters in our rivers
is still quite small. A female Otter’s
home range can cover 20-30Km of
rivers, streams and ditches. In this
area there are unlikely to be any
other female Otters. A male Otter’s
home range overlaps two or more
female home ranges. He is normally
constantly on the move over his
home range checking on his ladies
and looking for interloping males.
On a 100 Km stretch of river stream
and ditches, you may have one
or two Otters and most Otters on
rivers are nocturnal. To see an one
you need to cover large stretches
of river, stream and ditch every
night. You get an idea, why you
are lucky if you ever see an Otter.
To find out if you have Otters in
an area, you usually rely on spoor
spraints, poo to the uninitiated
and footprints. Helpfully for those

of us who spent any time looking
for signs of Otter, they spraint in
prominent places. These latrines
are Facebook for Otters telling
them who’s around and how long
it’s been since they were here.
So where is the best place to see
wild Otters, Shetland. After many
years of trying to photograph Otters
on rivers we went to the Shetland
Islands. In Shetland and many
other places on the Scottish coast,
Otters have adapted to fish in the
sea. They are not Sea Otters, but the
same species as our river Otters.
In Shetland, a female Otter’s range
maybe only 2 4 Km of coastline.
Fishing on the falling and low tides,
when the water is shallowest, they
have become diurnal. So your best
chance of seeing a wild Otter is to go
to hotspots like Shetland. But don’t
think getting close is going to be easy.
But catching a glimpse of a wild
Otter, makes the days, weeks,
months and years spent looking,
fade into a distant memory. We
wish you luck on your quest.
Mark and Jacky Bloomfield
Wildlife photographers

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STUNNING RIVERSIDE
AL FRESCO DINING
Come to The Oakley Court this summer and you can be sure of a warm
welcome. Enjoy Al fresco drinks, lunch or afternoon tea on our stunning
riverside terrace. Or hire one of our self drive boats for up to 10
people, sail away and explore the Thames. Let us pack you a delicious
picnic hamper for a leisurely cruise and have a truly exceptional day
to remember.