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Monday, 30 September 2019

cider with Wibsey

(Read some lovely context about why I'm writing about non-league football here.)

It’s not been a great start for Wibsey, and, for them, the
Yorkshire Amateur League Premier Division table makes for grim reading this
morning. Two games and two defeats, with 14 goals conceded in the process and
only 2 in the “for” column. Perhaps today’s game against Stanningley Old Boys,
being Wibsey’s first home fixture of the season, will bring with it some good
fortune. I find a surprise 20 quid screwed up in the depths of my wallet, which
I think bodes well. For someone.

I’ve learnt that ‘home’ is a moveable feast in non-league
football. Bankfoot Cricket Club – today’s ‘home’ ground - sits just beyond the
Wibsey boundary and requires, for me, a negotiation of the Odsal Top subways. Arriving
early, I have a quick recce of a Bulls-less and melancholic Odsal Stadium next-door.
There used to be a good chippy round here.

Wibsey bag the first goal of the match and their 3rd of the season within
10 minutes of the ref getting things started. It’s a good ‘un, too; a peach of
a free-kick given a proper thwack that renders the Stan ‘keeper - who’s obviously been to
the barber and asked for “the full De Gea, please” - static. Had an acrobatic
bicycle kick connected with ball instead of defender’s face it could be 2-0
soon after. Looked impressive though.

A frustrated Stanningley management make 2 early changes on 35 minutes but
struggle to move through the gears. Wibsey, less troubled by the wet conditions,
go into the break in front. A section of The Stanningley following heads out
for refreshments, returning with crates of Koppaberg and Stella. It’s a second
half that promises to be lively regardless of the on-field action.

Wibsey score their second as rapidly as they got their
first, and are 2 up - their league tally doubled - early doors. There’s some
huffing and puffing but Stanningley don’t trouble the Wibsey keeper and, perhaps
roused by those tasty beverages, supporters direct their ire on the opposition,
with some of the goading being fruitier than those Koppabergs.

I’m not sure what’s prompted those two hefty early defeats
for Wibsey. They look good today, organised and tidy, and hold on for a
deserved first win of the season. I knew finding that twenty quid was a good
omen.Wibsey 2Stanningley Old Boys 0

Entry: free

Pie notes: no pastry action. Should have asked the Stanningley lads to
pick me something up on their booze run.