Your freak crush...

Ever had a crush on a dude who is different from da crowd? Not da usual fit. Muscle type. But someone who is just weird in some way. Eg: mine is at my college. A white guy in see once a week in hallway, he has long curly hairs nd long beard. It just flows freely. His facial features are sharp, so underneath he's very handsome. In my mind, he's my boyfried nd i am riding his dick, nd my hands r on his hopefully hairy chest . He's literally a beast nd a huge turn on. Weirdest crush ever. What's urs?