stalking

How far would you go to earn the affection of someone you love? Send them a roomful of gifts? Surprise them at their doorstep? Advance the science of neurotechnology to a whole new level by developing mind-controlling head accessories?

Batman is certainly a very determined man, with a fixation on crimefighting that could fairly be described as full-on crazypants obsession, but I've never really seen him as a stalker -- unless of course he were stalking justice. But as the illustrious Rob Bricken of Topless Robot pointed out to us,…