Fitzgerald is arguably the best receiver in the game. This man can jump like he's on the moon, and can run past any defender like they are standing still. He made an even bigger name for himself in the postseason.

His stats in the regular season looked like this:

-96 receptions, 1,431 yards, and 12 touchdowns.

His stats in four postseason games were:

-30 receptions, 546 yards, and seven touchdowns.

As you can see, Fitzgerald is a dominant player. Now, let's compare him to his bald-headed counterpart, Terrell Owens. Owens finished with 69 receptions, 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns.

As you can see, the player with dreadlocks played superior to the bald or short-haired player. And the Arizona Cardinals won their division, and were the NFC Champions.

Chris Johnson was the rookie stud from the Titans. He was considered a top candidate for rookie of the year, but lost it to Matt Ryan. He was able to rush for over 1,000 yards, something many other running backs couldn't do.

Johnson's '08 stats are like this:

-251 carries for 1,228 yards and nine touchdowns. In the postseason he rushed for 22 yards and a touchdown on 11 carries.

Now, let's take a look at a short-haired comparison. Frank Gore was the leading rusher for the San Fransisco 49ers. His stats look like this:

-240 carries for 1,036 yards and six touchdowns.

Once again, the player sporting the dreadlocks is the better player. While Johnson's stats aren't as good as the short-haired Adrian Peterson, Peterson got almost 100 more carries.

Johnson's team had an NFL-best 13-3 record, while Gore's team finished 7-9, aided by a late season surge.

Samuel was one of the top cornerbacks in the league last year. He was the anchor of the Eagles secondary, and earned himself a trip to the Pro Bowl as a reserve. Samuel sports dreadlocks. His 2008 stats looked like this:

Roddy White was the favorite target of rookie QB Matt Ryan, and led the Falcons in receiving. Obviously, he has dreadlocks. His 2008 stats looked like this:

-88 receptions for 1,382 yards and seven touchdowns. In the playoffs, he had 11 receptions for 82 yards and one touchdown.

His counterpart will be Santana Moss, leading receiver of the Washington Redskins. His stats look like this:

-79 receptions for 1,044 yards and six touchdowns. His team didn't make it to the postseason.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have presented you with evidence as to why people with dreadlocks are superior football players compared to short-haired and bald-headed players.

Now, there are execptions: Andre Johnson, Adrian Peterson, Michael Turner, Ed Reed and a few others. But the fact remains that if you see a player on the football field with dreads, chances are he is a star.