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Buffet means food

Mommy told me that on Saturday I could have a buffet. I didn’t have a clue what a buffet was and I worried about it for 4 days. I wondered if it was a trip, or a pet or if it hurt.

So today, Mommy said it was buffet time and she picked me up and took me outside. I was so nervous I tried to claw my way back to the sofa. She put me down in the middle of all the weasel dirt that we made a month ago. Except, it wasn’t just weasel dirt. There was food coming out of it, all over the place!!!

I ate and ate and ran to the next one and ate some more. My tummy was full and everything tasted so good. When I couldn’t eat another bite, I got good and comfortable on the rocks and almost fell asleep. Mommy woke me up and told me that my buffet was over for the day, she took me inside and gave me a bath. So, a buffet is food with oodles of choices. I like buffets. So, basically, the difference between buffet and dinner is that dinner comes on a plate and with a buffet you get to eat it while it comes out of the ground. I need a dictionary.