I am America's Senior Comedian (R).

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These photos are of His Benevolence, Christopher King, Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. They are suitable for framing and display in public buildings, over your desk, on coins, etc.

The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.

Clicking the thumbnail will show a 300dpi version.

Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.

When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.

And why Raw Story is even linking to this tripe, I have no idea. It is not theoretically possible for Osama bin Laden to have pulled an ol' switcheroo on Flight 175 and replaced its engines. Ipso facto idiota inquirendo, the man had nothing to do with 9-11.

See, BBC is not actually in the news business. They're in the reality-creation business. They peddle lies, especially about 9-11, which is why their on-air correspondent called the collapse of Building Seven twenty minutes before it happened, even while Seven is still plainly standing and intact right behind the correspondent's shoulder.

If the BBC is speaking, it is a lie. Ignore them. They don't do news.

CNN also called Seven's collapse ahead of time. Both CNN and BBC and all other "news" outfits were working from info provided by FEMA. Who was overseeing FEMA that day? Yup: Michael Chertoff, the same man who had a hand in the writing of the Trojan horse that annihilated your nation, the USA PATRIOT Act, the same man who spirited the Israeli intelligence agents out of the country and back to Israel on "Visa violations." Four of those intelligence agents, you will recall, showed up on an Israeli TV show bragging that their "purpose was to document the event" on 9-11.

If you are reading this, you are morally and legally obligated to buy a ticket to my show, which is the professional undertaking of a professional comedian. Tickets are $100 per person, per year. Click to buy your ticket. If you truly don't have the money, you get in for free; otherwise no exceptions to this rule. Thanks, Chris.