The Glamazon told Yahoo Music he’s looking to spice up his usually droll evenings when RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 5 kicks off.

What’s he looking for?

“A great sense of humor. A great dancer. And if she happens to fit into a woman’s size-XX shoe, it would be a match made in high-heel heaven!,” Ru exclaimed. “I TRULY believe that beauty is from the inside-out. A woman catches my eye if what she’s wearing reflects a curious mind and a generous soul.”

Ru’s launched profiles on a slew of dating sites and he seems pretty serious about this.

“Anyone who wears false eyelashes between 9am and 5pm is a motherf%king genius in my book and if you wear a wig, hairpiece or merkin, I bow down to you. I believe white pumps are the sign of a true hooker,” he wrote on Plenty Of Fish.

So if you’re not intimidated by a “6’7″ blonde-and-bronze Glamazon” here’s your shot to lipsync for your love life.

What interested me the most is how smart RuPaul is. He’s running the show like nobody else. He knows how to create good dramas for the show that touch every viewers’ nerve. It’s a bit sadistic but that what we all like to see. RuPaul is not the first drag queen, yet there is no one else can claim the crown from him. He is a media genius.