Crapgadget: summer show-off edition

When summer starts to creep up, so does that dreadful jumble of terms like “swimsuit season,” “beach body” and “crippling insecurity.” But these crapgadgets would like you to stop being so dang selfish and think about your tech’s appearance for a change. After all, what you lack in muscle you can always make up for in accessories that inspire, intrigue and lead others to speculate about your financial standing.

Read – All that darting around corners and covert memo-recording just makes you look creepy, but it could make you look as cool as this man with a mission. Japanese retailer Strapya World would have you know that its radio transceiver for the iPhone is “made for the everyday awesome person.”

Read – Those Swarovski crystals decking out your smartphone? They might as well be lumps of coal. The discerning consumer knows that it’s diamonds or nothing, and this $11 million diamond laptop sleeve — complete with sable fur trim — is certainly something.

Read – Just as you wouldn’t ride a bike without a helmet, you wouldn’t be caught dead holding your phone without a ring to secure the device to your finger. Don’t you care about safety at all?

Read – Maybe you’re one to buck all this flashy materialism, but still want to be recognized for the unique soul that you are. No one will accuse you of gadget snobbery if you stick to a soup can for all your telephony needs.