Some of my more paranoid friends said that my Kinect was probably doing this already. I was worried about it for a minute, but then I thought to myself "All this thing is going to learn by watching me is that I'm a lazy stoner who plays a lot of video games," which any normal person would figure out after talking to me for 5 minutes anyway.

your tv:commercial 1: bob's fertilizer has all the natural fertilizer you could ever need!commerical 2: your **** sucks? call 555-drug and get the best crack in town!commercial 3: at Long Boring Days Rehab we care for you and want to help you with your drug problem. Check in now and we won't tell the police what you've been saying in front of your TV.

CujoQuarrel:Is there anyone who would allow this monstrosity into their homes?

People that A) know no better. B) don't care (the kind of people that have a public facebook/twitter profile). C) think it's neat (see brain-damaged). D) were upsold by Verizon for some bullshiat new "feature" that they have to "upgrade" for.