Muslims throughout the Islamic world are now being advised not to consume Pepsi Cola because it contains the parts of pigs used it it's production ~

Begin my translation ~

Al-Irsyad  the Islamic Agency for Research in Egypt has now recommended that Muslims are not to consume Pepsi Cola because it is being suspected of containing material that has been made from the intestines of pigs.

Dr. Mustofa Asyak'ah an agency member has asked for the other members of the agency to gather to discuss this problem, so that the Muslim community can receive clarity as to whether the product is haram (forbidden) or not, according to the daily Egyptian Al-Arabiyah.

Dr. Mustofa explained that the manufacturer of the drink has included a special material made from the intestines of pigs in the process of the drink's production.

"Because of this we are trying to break down of the materials used so that we might get some clarity on the issue" he said.

"Does that mean the millions of Muslims who drank Pepsi over the last few decades are now barred from paradise unless they kill something as an act of Jihad?" Oh no. They merely have to turn themselves inside out and do a ritual cleansing. Alternatively, they'll have to subsist on emetics and laxatives for the rest of their days.

I'm saying it's a Pepsico hit piece that is slanderous and without merit.

Nobody here believes differently. This is postworthy because we all get quite amused by the sheer stupidity of Islamunists. I hope we can convince them that every pleasure they suck up from the 21st Century is "contaminated", including modern medical procedures. It'll make a lot less of them to have to kill when the Big War starts.

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posted on 05/21/2005 1:50:49 PM PDT
by hunter112
(Total victory at home and in the Middle East!)

I could be wrong but having worked in the Middle East a little and knowing something of their 'peculiar' business practices...like stealing the business from their foreign, minority shareholders, I wouldn't be surprised if this fatwa was issued simply to create a market opportunity for one of the regional knockoffs. Its Allah's will that the Arabs eventually own all means of commerce.

Typical islamofascist tactic: initiate a boycott by manufacturing urban legends. They claimed that Israelis were making cookies with the blood of kids. Now it's Pepsi with pig parts. Now praise the lord and pass the pork-n-beans.

Muslims throughout the Islamic world are now being advised not to consume Pepsi Cola because it contains the parts of pigs used it it's production ~

Members of TROP(tm) obviously read FreeRepublic threads. They foolishly conclude that FR readers are as easily manipilated as their own followers of TROP(tm) and will therefore stop their criticism of Indra Nooyi, CEO of PepsiCo.

"Dr. Mustofa explained that the manufacturer of the drink has included a special material made from the intestines of pigs in the process of the drink's production.

It's about time we in the pig intestine ingredient breaker-downer division finally get some credit. Do you realize how demoralizing it is to spend one's entire career working for Pepsi, slaughtering and dissecting pigs every day so that we can process it for Pepsi, without being recognized?

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posted on 05/21/2005 1:55:06 PM PDT
by righttackle44
(The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)

I hope we can convince them that every pleasure they suck up from the 21st Century is "contaminated", including modern medical procedures. It'll make a lot less of them to have to kill when the Big War starts.

Coca Cola Basted Ham - Paula Deen from Paula's Home Cooking Episode: A Day at the Races

Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 5 hours Yield: 20 to 30 servings

1 (18-pound) cured ham 2 (12-ounce) cans Coca Cola®

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Place ham in a shallow roasting pan. Baste the ham with Coca Cola, and cover it with foil. Bake for 15 to 18 minutes per pound of ham, or until the ham reaches an internal temperature of 140 degrees F. Baste with cola about every 30 minutes during cooking.

Pepsi is really made from the pigs middle finger. If you don't believe me, just check your pig and you will see that its middle digit has been procured. Very active black market in purloined pig digits.

Oh boy...I can't wait till it breaks in Afghanistan and Somalia a week or two or three from now or how ever long it takes those barefoot runners to get around over there. More riots, more flag burnings and more deaths of innocent ignorants.

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