Logan Paul – SANTA DISS TRACK

[Verse 1]
Oh, hi, Mr. Claus, it’s me, Logan Paul! 22 Christmases, ain’t heard from you at all It’s maybe ’cause I’m naughty, or maybe ’cause I’m nice Or maybe ’cause I met Mrs. Claus and hit her twice Sneakin’ down my chimney, homie, that’s a crime Breakin’ in and enterin’, you just crossed the line Got no milk and cookies here, boy, you ain’t ready Got a two-ton sleigh, yeah, we call it the “Yeti” And, I heard that you from the North, but, I’m from Ohio (fact) Christmas around corner, get your merch (link in bio) “Uh, Logan Paul, you use your songs to plug your merch?” Yeah, boy, I’m the Maverick, why yo’ feelings hurt? [Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work Aye! [Chorus]
Who’s that Santa lookin’ at? Take your gifts, and give ’em back! Maverick merch is where it’s at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who’s that Santa lookin’ at? You should drink more milk, nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack

[Verse 2]
Did you come to mingle or did you come to jingle? You know, I got that bling, oh yeah, jingle, lingle, dingle Hold on, your reindeer’s on my roof, man, you messin’ up my shingles They call me L.P., this my holiday single Did I mention, I was single? I’m addictive like a Pringle Yeah, I’m extra like some sprinkles, educated and bilingual [Pre-Chorus]
Oui, je porte le merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work Aye! [Chorus]
Who’s that Santa lookin’ at? Take your gifts, and give ’em back! Maverick merch is where it’s at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who’s that Santa lookin’ at? You should drink more milk, nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack [Verse 3]
He sees you when you’re sleeping Why are you creeping, in my room? He know’s when you’re awake Who invited this buffoon? Why you shaped like a balloon? Why your life be déjà vu? Why your gift be so fufu? Why your e-mail still Yahoo!? And your elves too! They got shit to do, let ’em live Why you play with little kids? Why you come around my crib? Why your beard look a squid? Why only one reindeer lit!? Why?

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work Aye! [Chorus]
Who’s that Santa lookin’ at? Take your gifts, and give ’em back! Maverick merch is where it’s at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who’s that Santa lookin’ at? You should drink more milk, nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack [Outro]
Yeah, I’m the new Santa Claus In fact, I’m Daddy, call me Daddy, Daddy Paul Yeah, Merry Christmas