This Girl Went To a Blowjob School and Here Are 10 Things She Learned

A blowjob school isn’t something you would prepare for but it actually exists and a girl was strong enough to take part in this 2.5 hours class. She, along with 20 other students, learned quite a lot about blowjobs and how to do it with perfection. Following are the 10 things she learned in the school.

Contrary to what you see in porn, asking your partner to spit on your penis isn’t a good idea because mouths get dry and saliva is not a long-lasting lubricant. According to the school instructor, lube makes everything better, and if it’s a flavored lube, it’s all the more fun for the blowjob giver.

The harmonica (putting the penis on the side of your mouth and sliding it up and down the shaft), or the Bobber (making your mouth into an open O that bobs up and down). There are many advanced moves such as the Hot N’Cold.

Handjobs get a bad rap: if you were in high school when you got your first one, your partner likely didn’t know enough about the art of manual stimulation to use lube, creating an uncomfortable situation. But knowing how to use your hand is almost as important as knowing how to use your mouth.

It’s really, really important to talk to your partner about what they want before giving them oral sex. “No two penises are alike,” reminded the instructor. “What works for your last partner might not work for your next one. That weird thing he liked might be painful to the new guy.” To sum up, each penis is a special snowflake that deserves its own specific oral repertoire.

The reason why most women signed up for the class in the first place: deep-throating. You’ve probably seen women do it in porn, but deep-throating is not an easy skill to master. For a girl who give blow jobs, deep-throating is often an activity fraught with both mental and physical anxiety.

To prevent this from happening, you need to constantly breathe through your noses, as holding your breath triggers the gag reflex even more. Tightening the abs is another way to pause the gag reflex.

6. Putting on a condom with your mouth is much less sexy than you think

There was a small tutorial for putting a condom on with your mouth, which is sexy in theory, but less so when you start gagging a third of the way down your cucumber and the condom rolls right back up and pops off.

Deep-throating requires a lot of practice and the will to succeed. It also probably helps if you’re using a cucumber and not a penis. A cucumber is not a penis. It’s just not. The more you know, the more you realize and the more you practice the more you learn.

People don’t usually think that toys can be good for blowjobs, but the instructor pointed out that when used the right way, they can make a blowjob seem like less “work” for the giver and a lot more fun for the recipient. If your girl uses the right toys on your penis, you may never want to have penetrative sex again.

If you think blow jobs are just a prelude to sexual intercourse, think again. “A fundamental of a blow job, which is often considered foreplay, is to treat it like the main event,” said the professor. So if you want your partner to give your penis the attention it deserves, you should probably lavish her with attention beforehand.

If you’ve ever gotten a hand job before, the method seems pretty clear: your girl emulates a vagina with their hands, holds it, and rubs your penis. Right? Wrong. According to the instructor, there are exactly 37 things you can do to a penis with your hands. For instance, the Firestarter, which involves having your partner use their hands to make O-rings stacked on top of each other, and twisting in and out. Ask your partner to try it out, or do it solo.