_________________Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumblesIs this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface

I hate Monopoly, but not as much as I hate Scrabble. They are the Scylla and Charybdis of terrible board games, upon which most people's love of board games is dashed before it can even develop. The rocky shores of Monopoly and Scrabble are just littered with dead board game love fetuses.

mumbles you are crazy I like monopoly well I guess I haven't played many games but it's okay I guess. god, mumbles.

_________________Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumblesIs this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface

I haven't played it since I was like, 10. I think of the old set, my preference was for the thimble but since I was never that gung ho about my game piece or the game itself, I usually took what no one else wanted and then lost the game and never cared. I also stole money from the bank to see if that would improve my game but I STILL lost.

I love Monopoly. I especially love being able to buy all the houses so nobody else can build anything or upgrade to hotels. Then I wonder why nobody will play with me.

Robot needs to lose the dippy mustache. What they need is a parrot token.

Last time I played with my biofather (I was probably 12 or so), I had all the properties that he needed for a monopoly, I refused to trade with him. He threw his property cards on the table and left the room.

_________________You are all a disgrace to vegans. Go f*ck yourselves, especially linanil.

Do you really like Monopoly, though? I mean, think about it. Think about whether you're just saying what the propagandists at Hasbro want you to say. Think about whether you love a game whose creation is credited to a man, when, in fact, it was an uninspired reskinning of a game created by a woman. A game created, I will have you know, to upset us by the conclusion, to cause us to protest against the unfairness of it all, to underscore that landed property owners are rich not by virtue of any great merit on their part, but through luck.

Think about whether you actually do like the patriarchy. THINK ABOUT IT.