Friday, October 10, 2008

Days In Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil …

Satan: ‘Why so glum?’

Guy: ‘What do you think? I’m in hell!’

Satan: ‘Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?’

Guy: ‘Sure, I love to drink.’

Satan: ‘Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab and Fresca. We drink ’til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don’t have to worry about getting a hangover, because you’re dead anyway.’

Guy: ‘Gee that sounds great!’

Satan: ‘You a smoker?’

Guy: ‘You better believe it’

Satan: ‘All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you’re already dead, remember?’

21 comments:

hahahahaha although to be honest I thought about that for a while and that is a really tough decision to make, is it worth getting bum raped one day every week for all the drink and drugs and gambling you want? id have to see whats on the weekend menu before I committed myself. although im pretty sure if religion was real, i'd end up in hell anyway.

Haha, this would be awesome.I'll take in the rear for doing whatever the fuck i want for the rest of the week.ill just keep some leftover heroine from thursday, shoot up, let the gay guys do whatever, wake up saturday. ahaha.

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