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Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Twilight: "Alright, we finally got that letter delivered. Even though the countryside was infested with zombie apples, we got it there!"
Spike: "I thought I could teleport letters..."
Twilight: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Twilight Sparkle: Hey AJ, I like how your apple shines in the sun; mind if I put some fireworks inside of it?
Applejack: Aw shucks Twiley, I'd never thought you'd ask.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually if you'd been paying attention I was asking for Spike, it all sounds like crazy talk to me.
Spike: Hello everybody, I'm a zoophile!

"Life is made up of challenges that cannot be solved but only accepted" - Roger Ebert

Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

-Fluttershy: "Marvelous... Tree Power... make up! E-element of Kindness, Flu-t-t-tershy, and for the sake of HARMONY... I'll punish you...
-Rainbow Dash: "That's the most you can think of?! Ugh, practice your catchphrase for the big presentation, the bad guys need to know we mean justice, they must fear us, all of us. Okay, once more, Element of Loyalty, Rainbow Dash! [...]".

Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Originally Posted by CannonFodder

Shit! They know! *burns secret shipping fanfic stash*

*celestia in response to applejack*
Celestia: "Does your family like bananas?"

RD: "What was that? Let me see!".
CF: "No!".

Applejack: "Pardon my ignorance, princess, but what are those "bananas you speak of?".

Braeburn: "My pie brings all the boys to the yard!".
RD: "That's nothing, I can gather fillies from all around the world in 10 seconds flat with just a flap of wings".
Big Mac: "Psshh, nope. I bring both fillies and colts to the barn with my mere existence".
RD: "Aww yeah, wanna compete?!".

And before this turns into more speculation on the character's sexualities:
-Shining Armor: "Am I not the most interesting pony in this place?".
-Spike: "Two days, still no satisfying meal... hello Owlalicious, this is called a throat. This throat is mine, now get inside it, 'cause it's poultry tonight".
-Rarity: "Your sense of fashion is shitty, plain and simple, shitty. Do me a favor and get an optometrist, would you?".
-Pinkie Pie: "That was a good sleep".