"I actually said, 'Who's the chick with all the clothes, because this is my festival and she's got [a lot of clothes racks]. We've got one rack.' I gotta follow this chick and see what's going on. But she had this sweet smile. And she was real mischievous, so I liked her. She asked for a giant stage, so we spent like $100,000 to give her a giant stage. We spent close to $150,000 to house the production she's gonna do. And I say yeah, let's do it." [ONTD via MTV]

This is the zillionth time we have heard this, but here it is again: Beyoncé MIGHT be pregnant. We'll know for sure when we see her with a newborn baby! [Gatecrasher]

If Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's "Parisian rendez-vous" was a "secret," how come we know so many details about it? Down to what they ate (salad, cheeseburgers) and what they drank (Bordeaux)? [People]

Elton John admits he was surprised that Rush Limbaugh invited him to perform at his wedding, but decided it was an opportunity: "Life is about building bridges, not walls. [It was a chance] to go where people wouldn't expect me to go. And maybe if I can make a great impression, people might change their perspectives on life." [Daily Express]

Robert Pattinson received an email with love advice from his father, which he read on Jay Leno's show: "Dear Rob, I've been thinking about gestures, and a good one, in my opinion, is to kiss a lady's hand. It's very romantic and refined. Offer a hand ostensibly to shake, and then, the kiss — I impressed your mother that way." [Radar Online]

The studio behind Twilight is suing a retailer that's selling a jacket as being worn by Bella. [Reuters]

"Is Kate Winslet going to turn back the years? The actress, 34, is being tipped to play 22-year-old Austrian kidnap victim Natascha Kampusch." [Daily Express]

Uh-oh: Season 3 of Jersey Shore will feature fewer familiar faces. "Spies" claim that Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny and Angelina will not be back. As for Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D and J-Woww — they have nothing to worry about. [TMZ]

Speaking of Snooki, she is having a Twitter flirtation with NKOTB's Jordan Knight. Actually, he is flirting with her and she appears to be to busy to respomd. [People]

There was supposed to be a free concert featuring Drake and Hanson in NYC last night, but twice as many people as anticipated showed up, the crowd became unruly, and the cops had to shut the whole thing down. Just gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Drake drew more folks than Hanson. Maybe. [AP]

If you're dying to know details about Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's divorce, the 43-page agreement is at the link. Key phrase: "under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for [Brooke's kids] Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for [her kids] Sam and Lola." Denise Richards gets about $55,000 a month in child support. No, seriously. [TMZ]

Chris Tucker hasn't made a movie since Rush Hour 3 in 2007, but when a gossip columnist tried to ask him about his career, he "headed for the exits faster than a Ferrari in an SUV lane." [Gatecrasher]

Porn Star Devon James claims Tiger Woods is the father of her 9-year-old child — and there's a picture of the kid at the link — but Devon's mom says her daughter is a "pathological liar" and is out for money. [NYDN]

"I never really believed I fit in that show. I did it because the deal was so good and I didn't have to do every episode [and] Vince [D'Onofrio] needed a break. We did some good shows. We had a good crew and I liked the people. But I don't want to do something that's just comfort food. Those procedurals (shows) lull you into a certain state because they all look the same and they're death to the creative process for an actor." — Chris Noth, on Law & Order. [Daily Express]

"I took the golden egg that was in the fourth film — a dragon egg. Apparently it was worth a few thousand dollars. I put it in a pillowcase, it was with [onscreen brother] James Oliver, it was a joint effort. But they tracked it down and got it off us. A wand I think would be nice to keep. They don't really like things going away from the set." — Rupert Grint was foiled every time he tried to steal a prop from the Harry Potter set. [Daily Express]

"I started working out because I want to be slim, young and attractive forever. But it didn't work out. I'm not slim, I'm not young, I'm not attractive"— Ozzy Osbourne, to Rolling Stone. [Page Six]

"You know you're going to be naked at some point. I will say that I was welcomed into the brother hood of the sock. When you're naked on the show, you have to wear a sock, and it's not on your foot" — True Blood's Joe Manganiello in Entertainment Weekly. [Page Six]