Tree of Life

The Adult Treehouse You Never Saw Coming

Periscopes. Bologna sandwich dispensers. A giant waterslide that led to One-Eyed Willie’s secret
underground treasure cave (or maybe that was the Goonies).

Either way, it was great.

And so is your new treehouse. It’s got a big, cozy bed made for two...

Funny how priorities change over the years.

It’s time to make a little treetop magic in the Cocoon Tree, a floating aluminum treehouse
that’s shaped like a sphere, completely waterproof and may just be the next big thing in adult-sleepover
technology, available now.

Picture spending the night in one of those cocoons from Cocoon. Now subtract Wilford Brimley, add
someone taller, Frencher and less likely to challenge you to a game of Kick the Can. There you have it...
treetop date night.

Once your floating antechamber arrives from France (like it’s not going to arrive from France),
you’ll want to find a suitable hanging place. Between some trees should do. Then just screw in a few
screws, secure the rigging ropes to your topiaries of choice and attach the included access net so you can
get in and out of the thing.

From there, it’s a simple matter of escorting your lovely confidante up the net, cracking the first bottle
of gamay and... doing treehouse things.