As I sit here, in my dark, cold, slightly off smelling room not far from the busy urban jungle of the City they call London I think to myself…is this really the best opening sentence I could come up with?

The latest installment in the Call of Duty series

Earlier this week I decided to splash the cash on a new Xbox, “you already have one sexy Typhon!!” I hear you scream with immense enthusiasm in your voice, well I decided to get a new one, why? Because I can and I have a real problem with money management. After purchasing my new Sexbox I bought Medal of Honor Warfighter (Honour* Grammar matters) and Call of Duty: Black Ops 26.

To cut a long story short…and trust me playing Black Ops feels long, I’m pretty sure it’s some sort of time saving device, making 10 minutes of gameplay seem like an eternity of anal rape.