Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True Blood. In fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.

So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweetenis going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment, or even some Kabuki theater. (If we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.

This week: Charts and Graphs!

And finally, something that impacts all of us. And by all of us, I mean me:

Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer (and graph maker!) for Queerty. And yes, he realizes that he included a table. Photo: John P. Johnson/HBO

I’m gonna make it my job to comment on every single one of these True Blood recaps because they are some of the best stuff Queerty has to offer. yet again, this one was ingenious and fucking hilarious. i second the motion someone made previously that you make these for a couple of other queer-oriented series :)

@Gauthier: I read (obsessively?) the comments, so thanks for the support.

Jul 9, 2012 at 2:17 pm · @Reply ·

Gauthier

@Jason Sweeten: Yass gurl, you’ll get nothing but support from me. Maybe push around those whiny hos at Queerty a little, they should definitely go in this direction overall. And maybe they’ll get more enthusiastic, intelligent commenters instead of the usual abundance of HORRID trolls and hate-spewing bigots (the queer ones, that is, which makes it even worse). And for heaven’s sake, when are they going to enforce bans on people like Jason? Sorry, I got sidetracked. Great job, I look forward to your next installment, haha

Jul 9, 2012 at 2:37 pm · @Reply ·

raisedsouth

Love the TruBlood recaps they are the best, and for the rest of Queerty it has its ups and its lows and its downs. Thanks for the Trublood!!!

Jul 9, 2012 at 3:05 pm · @Reply ·

averaqe person

You creative types are all alike with your fancy ideas and unorthodox slants on the world today. The time will come when the conservative masses will rise up and demand a return to the traditional recaps that have proven themselves over millenia.

Boola boss (that’s Irish for “Clap Clap” (the good kind not the bad kind)) to whoever done this!! Trés Bien (that’s French). Das ist so gut ya (that’s German for the best Orgasm in my life). Nien (that’s German for an orgasm in General). *__* (That’s German for faking an orgasm).