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Re: Happy Birthday Alan!

What\'s he doing on a ferry in the first place? Here\'s a few more to honor his adulthood!

You Know You’re Getting Older When
When tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet.
When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
When you don\'t care where your wife goes, just so you don\'t have to go along.
When you have a choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.
When you stop buying green bananas.
When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn\'t do anything the night before.
When you were in school there was no history class!
When your birth certificate says expired on it.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] When you stop buying green bananas. What the heck?

Re: Happy Birthday Alan!

Now wait a minute! All you guys having a birthday on the same day ezz not fare!
But,I can\'t leave you out. Here ya goes -

You Know You’re Getting Older When
You and your teeth don\'t sleep together.
You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
You begin every other sentence with, \"Nowadays...\"
You burn the midnight oil until 9:00 P.M.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You can\'t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
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Happy Birthday PeterRoos!