Please tell me you meant to say you hadn't heard this VERSION of this song. It's been out for over 15 years and is played at almost every sporting even across the globe. I don't even watch sports but I know about the sports thing. Good version though :)

At the risk of injury to my image as an ultra-cool authority on music of every type, no, I had never heard this song before.

I don't watch sportsball of any kind. I heard little 20th century music before I got to college, and I don't really retain new music when I hear it. Spectator sports, music and thinking that a girl should have a big ass are components of my personality I never developed.

I can fake the kind of sports conversations men have while waiting for the judge.

"You know it!"

"Hard to believe, isn't it?"

"We all knew it would happen."

The imperceptibility of the difference between simulated conversation and the real thing amuses me.

" I was 6 years old, playing at the bottom of the stairs at my house, when I saw my morbidly obese aunt slouch to the top of the stairs and step on my Thomas the Tank Engine. Her fat ass flew into the air, bounced off the bannister and instead of rolling down the stairs, actually crashed THROUGH the staircase and dropped into the cupboard below it, hospitalising her for 6 weeks. That was the most brutal drop I had ever experienced... Until I watched this video."

"Roses are red,Violets are blue,The last thing that dropped this hard,Ended world war II."