Uh, What?: Jean/Boot/Sandal Thingies

There’s bad fashion and then there’s whatever the hell this is. Jeans? Sandals? Boots? It’s a mystery. Also a mystery? What person in their right mind would wear them? These are jeans sandal boots. They’re handmade out of vintage jeans by Etsy seller DaniKshoes who promises the pockets are still fully functional. Wheeeeeeee! Look, I feel horrible about this whole thing. Mainly in the eye department. Looking at these things are causing me some severe pain specifically in the retinas. But also, I feel pretty guilty. I mean who am I to bash these shoes? I’m wearing flip flops with toe socks. And if you know anything about toe socks it’s that they’re not OK to wear after, say, 6th or 7th grade. Whatever, I don’t wanna grow up!