Judging by our scientific polling here at gwopwop, it looks like a gwhopping 53% of the everyone in the world believes Hailey Glassman would have been most likely to purchase a matching set of Hello Kitty bongs for the twins as their birthday gift.

Now that is an impressive assessment of a someone's character if I ever saw one. When the world is forced to think of Hailey, they think of a woman who would give drug paraphernalia to children as a birthday gift. That's so cute! Congratulations, Hailey. Clearly your work as a contributing member of society is already done.

15% believe she'd deliver the kids' bunny rabbit in a pot of boiling water. Maybe that'll be next year's gift when Jon converts to whatever religion his next girlfriend is.

When I read Jullie’s post at her blog I did a double take reading, “It’s been almost 2 years now that I was made aware of issues surrounding the filming of Jon and Kate plus 8, and the intense stress the children were under.”

No, not almost 2 years, unless Julie is saying Jodi was participating in stressing those kids out. “Almost 2 years ago” means November or December of 2007. According to Julie’s deleted blog posts available at other blogs and sites, Jodi was participating in the hair plugs episode in March of 2008. She was hoping to be used as a babysitter (for free) for season 4, but TLC replaced her with Jennie the Babysitter. Julie herself had an Aunt Jodi fan page or a Jodi support page on Facebook in April 2008. Would she really be promoting a character on a show that was stressing out the Gosselin children?

Well, gee let's see, let's see if I can compute this. If what anon@9:52pm is true, how come we don't know what Kate got the twins for their birthday? This is a shocking and completely unacceptable lapse in Kate-stalking on GWOP's part.

Why is it that GWOPPERS never get the point of anything? People cannot be this stupid, can they?

WELCOME

Sit back, relax and enjoy while I hack on moms who like to pass judgment on other moms and dads.

All under the guise of [fingerquotes]good parenting[/fingerquotes] of course. It's my moral obligation. I'm sure you understand.

ABOUT US

We are group of American nobodys. But unlike the nobodys at GWoP whose life mission is to save the Gosselin children from their oh so cruel mother and father, we don't consider our blogging efforts to be bonafide charity work. When we volunteer for humantarian causes, we actually log off the computer, get off our chairs and leave our houses. We have the shared desire that our disgust for these GWoP sows be centralized. Each post reflects the author's opinion, not necessarily that of the group but probably that of the group.

We want nothing more than for these GWoP sows to get a clue or to kill themselves, which ever comes first.

We want Jon and Kate to continue doing whatever it is they're currently doing to inspire such jealous outrage. It's hilarious to read.

We want the children of these GWoP saps to move into foster home so they can be loved by women who won't ignore them in lieu of monitoring the Internet for dirt on Jon & Kate.

We want all Americans to respectfully recognize that Moms (and Dads) who pass judgment on other Moms and Dads is is syptomatic of serious mental illness. Please don't let your kids go trick or treating at these people's homes.

Speak Up. Point, Laugh and publically mock these asshole moms whenever you can. I'm sure you know the type otherwise google "Battleaxe". They're the same women who monopolize the teacher's time on Parent Night, who frown upon bringing store bought items to the bake sale, and are always asking for advice on behalf of friends (wink, wink) who find a Playboy in the trunk of her husband's car.

Julie's Deleted Blog Posts

Fooled into thinking Aunt Jodi is a child advocate? Click here to read the first of her dear sister's deleted blog posts. There are 13 deleted posts in all. One more telling than the next.

Aunt Jodi's Large Lump Sum Mortgage Payment

GWOPPER of the Month

You best think twice before sending any money to this GWOPPER (nhrp). A legal problem of sorts forced her into hiding and she now lives in a cave. Probably with Osama. Working as his camcorder guy (err, gal).