Jess Mariano: You got enough songs? Dave Rygalski: We have enough for two half hour sets. What we need is a name. Brian: I've made my suggestion. Zack: Yeah, and we've vetoed the Harry Potters. Next. Brian: So yours is better? Zack: Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is memorable and classy. Brian: I run out of breath every time I say it. Zack: You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name. Dave Rygalski: Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illness. Brian: Even without an inhaler, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is too long. Zack: Yeah, but when we get famous our fand will shorten it to FTTTEOTD. Dave Rygalski: Do you guys have any suggestions? Rory: We wouldn't dare.

Zack Van Gerbig: [singing] I saw her, in the mist she came walking by, Stella. Now a blur, made a list of what I like about her, Stella. Brian Fuller: Cool! Gil: Yeah! It's got a nice Fountains of Wayne meets the Shins crossed with Odyssey-era Zombies, and a mix of early Who and mid-to-late-era Replacements vibe to it. Zack Van Gerbig: Well, that's what I was going for. Still hunting for that middle eight, you know?

Zach: [the band are talking about new replacement, Gil] Right here. [points to his eyes] Zach: He's got some lines. That blows my mind. Brian Fuller: What is he, late thirties? Zach: Approaching forty. Lane Kim: Forty? Brian Fuller: He was alive before man walked on the moon. Zach: Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out. Lane Kim: Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist. Zach: He's had a lot of time to practice. Brian Fuller: And the bicentennial - he was alive for that. Lane Kim: This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really... Zach: Elderly. Lane Kim: Excited. Brian Fuller: He was our age when we were born. Lane Kim: He thinks we're great. Brian Fuller: There were no CD's when he was born. Zach: Stop it, man. I mean it. Lane Kim: Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit. Brian Fuller: He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer. Zach: And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old. Lane Kim: You want to stop the audition? Brian Fuller: We shouldn't be rude. Lane Kim: Good. Zach: Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.