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God Shuffled His Feet
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God Shuffled His Feet

After seven daysHe was quite tired, so God said:'let there be a dayJust for picnics, with wine and bread'He gathered up some people he had madeCreated blankets and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wineAnd what with God there, they asked him questionsLike: do you have to eatOr get your hair cut in heaven? And if your eye got poked out in this lifeWould it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

God suffled his feet and glanced around at themThe people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

So he said: 'once there was a bodyWho woke up with blue hairTo him it was a joyUntil he ran out into the warm air-He thought of hos he friends would come to see;And would they laugh or had he got some strange disease? '

God suffled his feet, and glanced around at themThe people cleared their throats and satred right back at him

The people sat waitingOut on their blankets in the gardenBut God said nothingSo someone asked him, 'i beg your pardon:I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke-Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke? '

God shuffle his feet and glanced around at themThe people cleared their throats and stared right back at him