Thursday, July 16, 2009

My set list for The Improv Tonight

Knock KnockAnswering The Door NakedAs long as they're offered a reward at the endChristians want to pray for me.God Heals Them

The Muslim's SIgning Incentive72 VirginsEver Been with a Virgin?More experience required, not an entry level positionHow insecure are you?Raisins, my favorite dried fruit- pissed of and horny, two scoopsAren't you afraid?

Hinduscalled tech supportTexasThey Know How Dumb We Are.Wheel of SamsaraSIkhs- They have a message for us

JewsWhy I don't pick on The Jews Closer, cut to this joke if time runs shortAnti-Semitic on Accident X-tra material if time left