"In Garfield's dreams, he can fly!" reads the description for the latest mobile game starring everybody's favorite cartoon cat three decades ago. Okay.

Sure, in his dreams Garfield can fly, but would he? Garfield's Wild Ride, available today on iTunes and Google Play, seems to think so. I'm pretty sure he'd just sit around eating one of Italy's most involved dishes in a single gulp over and over again like a dick.

How many more genre's can we cram the fat bastard into before Jim Davis finally writes his fatal heart attack? I'm guessing all of them.