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Chasing Amy
Season 4, Episode 18 - Aired May 9, 2017

The precinct packs up and heads to the Tri-State Police Officers' annual Cop-Con, which is usually the Nine-Nine's excuse for a big annual party. But the squad's fun is threatened this year when Holt asks them to be on their best behavior. Then, Amy suddenly vanishes hours before taking the Sergeant Exam, and it's up to Jake and Rosa to find her before it's too late.

Episode Quotes

Jake: I can't believe this is happening. I didn't think there was any way she could fail the practice test.Rosa: Well, we still have three hours until the exam.Jake: First we gotta figure out where she is. All right, think. If you were Amy, where would you be right now?Gina: Oh, uh, boring pantsuit store. A crossword factory? A museum of retainers and headgear? Is it possible to enter the color beige?

Amy: No, practice exams are worthless. The testing conditions are way too pristine. There's nothing to distract you. I mean, look around. A child could pass the frickin' MCAT in here.Jake: I knew you would say that, which is why I've asked these officers to do their paperwork in here while you take the test. He writes way too loudly.
She's always yawning. He has a gross cold. IBS, IBS. She has a weird arm-stretching thing. IBS, IBS, and Hitchcock and Scully with two hours worth of potato chips.Amy: Oh, my God, it's gonna be crinkle-city.Hitchcock: Jake said we get to eat with our mouths open.Scully: [chuckles] What a day!

Sergeant Jeffords: Sir, a witness just came in with her child. While she was being interviewed, I took the kid to the soft room, and the toy situation in there is kind of bleak.Captain Holt: Is this your opinion or the child's opinion?Sergeant Jeffords: It's mine.Captain Holt: Trick question. Any opinion about toys is a child's opinion.

Sergeant Jeffords: Um, I was thinking we could liven things up in there. Maybe add a model train? I used to love 'em when I was a kid.Captain Holt: I was also a model train enthusiast as a child. Those miniature tracks provided me with some of my happiest memories.
[cut to a young Raymond Holt playing with his train set:]Captain Holt: All aboard! The train will be departing in 45 minutes. [clock ticking]

Charles: Don't get jealous. She left you something too.Gina: Oh, that's so nice of her. And it's a big jar of brown sludge that smells like death.Charles: Oh, you got the mother dough!Gina: Ugh! Did this come out of her? Charles, how grossed out should I be right now?