[AP] Bernardo Capossela signs for the Green Archers

United Football League Powerhouse, Green Archers, have just signed towering defender Bernardo Capossela in an effort to strengthen and to add youth to its defense. Bernardo, only 21 years of age, will be temporarily play for the Junior Archers the Green Archers’ B team. The move cost the Archers 232 million but the wage demand of Bernardo is pretty low.

“Bernardo is still young and he can still improve on his game. He is strong and has great positioning and works hard.” Archers Manager, Jimbo, told Archer Pride

“We brought him here to inject youth into our aging defense. It’s very expensive to buy a great defender, hence this move. Also it will save us a lot of money.” The Archers boss added

Notes: Bernardo has only started formal football training at age 15. The Archers’ defense is the poorest in the UFL’s top 5 teams conceding 40 goals thus far.