Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning 50 feet off shore, he'd throw you a 30 foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way. (1973)[2]

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl. [4]

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.[3]

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.[3]