The Liars' League Songbook:An Official 2017 Brooklyn Book Festival Event

Featuring stories by Erika D. Price, Mary Crosbie, Rachel Karyo, Denis Woychuk, and C.D. Rose, performed by actors Kristen Calgaro, Matt Alford, E James Ford, Olivia Killingsworth, and Max Woertendyke, with music by Caitlin Mahoney and Travis Tench. Hosted by Andrew Lloyd-Jones for the Brooklyn Book Festival in The Red Room on 13th September 2017.

Welcome to Grubman’s Accessories. Is there something I can help you with? We just got those tiny, adorable purses in today. We have them in all colors: ecru, taupe, bloody. Are you new? You look new to me. You have a fresh, new face. I see a lot of same-faces in here, and they get less fresh every time I see them.

The Rachel 1000 working at The Sunshine Bakery is such a bitch. I can’t go in there anymore. I hope she catches her stubby little fingers in the bread slicer. I hope she develops a life-threatening allergy to gluten. What I miss most of all are the butterscotch biscotti.

Don DeLillo has published sixteen novels, one collection of short stories, five plays, one screenplay and six essays. Don DeLillo has won a Pulitzer Prize, a Guggenheim Fellowship, a National Book Award, the PEN/Saul Bellow Award and the PEN/Faulkner Award. Don DeLillo is not only a great American writer but perhaps the greatest living writer in America today. Don DeLillo is the only writer we both like.