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The page turns! Emma Morano died. She is the last person born in the 19th century. 117 years old.

Now it’s just us.

It’s astonishing what humanity has accomplished in 117 years. Hopefully when the last of the 20th century born passes, our legacy includes peace, tolerance, growth, kindness and love. (And if it doesn’t, the robots will figure it out).

As a dog owner nothing is more harrowing than the very rare occasion when Oswald hits a triple. I always bring two. Never three baggies. I rationalize it as if he’s never shown such fortitude before…

With that said, ‘Wald just hit a walk off triple in the bottom of the 9th. Thankfully, because it was so late in the game, I was able to quickly head home, backtrack, find and remedy the situation.

The other terrible option was to open bag 1 or bag 2 – unknot the blue bag and try to lip it over with full knowledge of the nightmare scenario. I ask myself WWSIND? Sir Isaac Newton wouldn’t risk it. He’d head home and grab a 3rd.

There is one thing that I do know for sure. Oswald will never hit for the cycle. Ever…

Just ate next to him at Gjusta in Venice. We traded a glance, and he knew that I knew that he was definitively Urkel. I will tell you Urkel has blossomed into a strong, even beefy looking, manly-man with quintessential Urkel head.

Urkel didn’t pull a Jennifer Grey on us, chipping away at her distinct features until she achieved anonymity. Urkel owns his Urkality.

I love Urkel even more now. I only wish I had not inadvertently mouthed “Urkel” during our brief glance.

Clinton and Trump both supported strikes on Syrian airfields in response to chemical weapons used against Syrian civilians including children.

Most of NATO agrees with US. China condemns both US and Syria. Russia is pissed and suspends a very specific agreement preventing future US / Russia mid air collisions over Syrian land. Iran pissed at US.

Defenders of Assad / Syria say it would be literally insane for Assad to launch this attack against his own people when he’s getting almost everything he wants from both Russia and the US. This is Assad’s defense. The suggestion is that the chemical attack against Syria’s own civilians would have come from someone looking to destabilize Assad.

While I embrace the more intellectualized, political version of Facebook, I do miss the gentler days when folks said low horsepower stuff like…

“Pretzel bread with no salt is ridiculous. Delta is clueless on what makes a good turkey sandwich. No salt??? WHAT?”

“My cat totally thinks she’s a dog. My dog thinks it’s a human. This is the totality of my life. Literally, it doesn’t get more complicated than this moment of thought.”

“Does anyone even know how to contact a Congressperson? This pretzel bread salt thing has me fuming.”

“I watched Arrival with my dog this morning. He’s been hurriedly nosing his kibble around on the floor and I think he’s attempting to spell Tromp or Trump. So much for thinking he’s human. This is clearly just a dog.”

The government is actively soliciting engineering and architectural drawings for the border wall. As a patriot, I’ve been working diligently this morning on a big, beautiful wall. Before I officially submit it, I was hoping to solicit your advice and thoughts.

Party line voting is mindless. Term limits are needed in Congress. Our country is divided on social and economic issues, yet we bilaterally agree on our distaste of Congress. It’s not ironic. It’s engineered. By granting mountain goats the opportunity to sit on their rocky peaks for decades, layering on entitlements, bad feelings, feuds all while losing sight of what it’s like to be everyday citizens who compromise to succeed, we engineer this mess. Democrats blindly voting. Republicans blindly voting. Supporting your constituency or your President should also mean being bold enough to occasionally disagree. It’s not just mindless. It’s spineless. You can’t be 3 dimensional in this Congress. If you lack dimensionality, you lack substance. Strict term limits strip entitlements, limit longstanding feuds, and drive more independently minded action.

Off to Hong Kong for Toy Fair… Here’s to a successful year for those of us who love toys, collectibles and feel a deep passion for the lives and emotional well-being of children. There is nothing more satisfying than watching a child embrace imagination through play. The only thing that comes close (for me) is watching collectors buy, sell and trade product on the secondary market. Anyway, I’m verbose. May this be a great year for the toy industry, kid’s content and for those of us who love everything about this…

On a train to NY for business. Unexpectedly, my buddy (who I didn’t know was on the train) runs into our car laughing, “Jeremy, are you serious? You aren’t serious??! I don’t know what’s funnier, the name of your network or the phone type. Everyone on this train is hacking you right now.” Here’s the screen capture (and for the record, I don’t have an iPhone 4).

White privilege apparently does NOT extend to the consumption of Taco Bell. I’ve literally paid for this decision for 3 days. I won’t go into details, but I’m wildly disappointed in my 43 year old body. I was a machine at 26 at the Bell.