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Of course I'm not forcing you to do anything if you don't want to, but seriously, what have you got to lose? Five seconds of your life?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya]
You: hi
You: you know
You: god is dead and i killed him
You: i drove a stake through his godamn heart
You: 'cause satan told me to
You: and i do everything he tells me to
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Stranger: 45 male here!
You: hi my t-shirt is so wet and I wanna fuck NOW
Stranger: alright!
You: but first
Stranger: got cam?
You: important question
You: coke or pepsi?
Stranger: dr peper
Stranger: pepper*
You: I don't fuck people who likes that shitty drink SORRY
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Stranger: did you ever let your daddy touch you and make you wet?
You: No
You: I fucked him up the ass though
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: RIGHT
You: (Press Z or R twice)
Stranger: What happens if I press them both at the same time?
You: YOU DO TWO SIMULTANEOUS BARREL ROLLS AND SPIN INTO PEPPY'S SHIP
Stranger: SWEET
You: THEN THE UNIVERSE WILL BLOW UP SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger: FFFFFFFF
You: SO I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX
Stranger: TOUGH
Stranger: *DOES IT ANYWAY*
You: OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO YOU CRAZY BASTARD
You: PEW PEW PEWKABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHT
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: MAYDAY
Stranger: MAYDAY
You: SLIPPY, DO YOU READ
You: COME IN SLIPPY
Stranger: *ffzzt*
Stranger: *fzzzzt*
You: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
You: THE HUGE MANATEE
Stranger: FUCKWHAT
You: THERE'S A FUCKING HUGE MANATEE OR SOMETHING I DUNNO
Stranger: HOLY HELL
You: IT'S A POSTAPOCALYPTIC WASTELAND SHIT'S FUCKED UP
You: SLIPPY I BLAME YOU YOU ASS
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: SLIPPY IS DEAD.
You: FUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOW GAMERS ROUND THE WORLD WILL REJOICE
You: THANK GOD WE STILL HAVE NAVI
Stranger: ... HEY LISTEN
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: LISTEN
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: LISTEN
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: LISTEN
You: OMGWTFBBQFUCKINGWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDAYAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
Stranger: *IMPLODES*
You: NAVI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: WEEPCRYSOB
You: THANK GOD OMOCHAO WASN'T HERE TO SEE THIS
Stranger: BUT...
Stranger: BUT HE WAS....
You: THROW THE LITTLE SHIT IN THE RIVER GAWD
Stranger: ONLY IF I CAN THROW NAVI'S CORPSE IN
You: BUT I NEED THAT TO STICK ON MY DARTBOARD
Stranger: HAVE YOU NO RESPECT?
Stranger: IT DESERVES TO BE LAID TO REST
Stranger: IN...
Stranger: WATER...
You: WATER WITH FUCKING FISH SHITTING IN IT. YEAH GREAT PLAN
Stranger: OH YEAH... THE FISH THING
You: ANYWAY SHOULDN'T WE BE RUNNING FROM THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AND SHIT
You: OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
You: boom
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: *Dead*
You: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: *CAN'T HEAR YOU, HE STILL HAPPENS TO BE DEAD*
You: IMMA NEED A FUCKIN BIG DARTBOARD
Stranger: *YOU BET YOU WILL.*
Stranger: *I SWEAR I BETTER BE A BULLSEYE*
You: YUP
You: ...DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: RIGHT
You: PRESS Z OR R-
You: WHOA SHIT DEJA VU
Stranger: THE HELL JUST HAPPENED MAN
You: BOB AND JANET HAVE EATEN MISTER FARQUAAD'S GOLDFISH AT AN OXFAM LUNCH
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: QUICK THROW NAVI IN THE FISH SHIT
You: USE HER AS BAIT
You: CATCH A FISH
You: AND REPLACE IT
You: AND THE KINGDOM WILL BE SAVED
Stranger: WITH MY HANDS?
Stranger: GROSS DUDE
Stranger: WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE'S BEEN
Stranger: OR IT
You: NO OF COURSE NOT WITH YOUR HANDS
You: YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO USE YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AS A FISHING LINE.
Stranger: OH
Stranger: THAT'S REASONABLE
You: INORITE
You: HERE AM SCISSORS
You: GOGOGOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: RIGHT
Stranger: *CUTS*
Stranger: AM I MEANT TO BE IN THIS MUCH PAIN?
You: WHY GERALD OLD BEAN, YOU APPEAR TO BE BLEEDING QUITE PROFUSELY FROM YOUR ABDOMINAL REGION DON'T YOU KNOW
You: I ALSO HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT YOU MUCH APPROVE OF THOSE BALLY MUDKIPZ
Stranger: REALLY? I DIDN'T NOTICE IT AT ALL GOOD CHAP
Stranger: BUT...
Stranger: I...
Stranger: HERD... U LIEK...
Stranger: MUDKIPZ...?
You: OF COURSE, WHAT BALLY SWINE DOESN'T LIKE THOSE FINE MUDKIP CHAPPIES EH WOT
Stranger: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. FANCY A SPOT OF TEA?
You: CAPITAL IDEA OLE CHAP
You: AND A FEW ROUNDS OF CRUMPETS
You: AND A LOAD OF FRESH SMASHED BADGERS SPREAD ON TOP
Stranger: OH, I DARE SAY YOU HAVE QUITE A HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
You: ACTUALLY I WAS DECAPITATED IN 1782.
You: SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN ROAMING THE LAND DEVOURING EVERYONE I CONVERSE WITH BY ELECTRONIC MEANS.
You: ...OSHIT
Stranger: FFFFFFFFF
Stranger: I'M SORRY OLD BEAN
Stranger: I DIDN'T KNOW
You: WELL IT WAS VERY INSENSITIVE OF YOU OLD FRUIT.
You: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO URN YOU AT THE STAKE.
You: FOR BEING NAUGHTY
Stranger: DARN. THAT'S QUITE A SHAME. I WAS BAKING A NICE FRESH BATCH OF BROWNIES.
Stranger: OH WAIT
Stranger: YOU DON'T HAVE A HEAD DO YOU?
Stranger: I MUST SAY
Stranger: I'M NOT A VERY NICE PERSON
Stranger: APOLOGIES
You: NO. YOU SHOULD GO AND TAKE A NICE LONG WALK AND THINK ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOUR.
You: TRY STARTING HERE AT THE END OF THIS VERY SHORT CLIFF OVERLOOKING AN 80 FOOT MINE SHAFT
Stranger: WILL DO.
Stranger: 1 STEP
Stranger: 2 STEP
Stranger: 3 STEP
Stranger: I SAY
Stranger: THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY LAND HERE
Stranger: I DISLIKE GRAVITY EVER SO MUCH
You: YES, YOU DO SEEM TO BE A TRIFLE AIRBORNE AND TRAVELLING TO THE FLOOR WITH GATHERING SPEED.
Stranger: DARN.
You: WHAT ROTTEN LUCK.
Stranger: INDEED
You: WELL I'LL FETCH THE MIP AND GET WHAT'S LEFT OF YOU OUT OF THERE IN A JIFFY.
Stranger: THANKS EVER SO MUCH. YOU'RE VERY KIND.
You: YOU DON'T DESERVE ME, DO YOU OLD TROUT?
Stranger: NO, I DON'T, I MUST SAY.
You: WHY, A MOST TROUBLING LITTLE THOUGHTLING HAS JUST TRAVERSED ITS WAY EVER SO TRAVERSINGLY THROUGH MY DISCONNECTED MIND
You: HOWEVER AM I TALKING WITHOUT A HEAD
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: QUITE.
Stranger: WE MUST FIND YOU ONE.
Stranger: GODSPEED!
You: GODSPEED
You: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FAST
You: I MEAN I DON'T KNOW GOD BUT HE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF PAGANS
You: SO HE MUST GO FUCKING FAST
You: LIKE A CHEETAH WITH A JET ENGINE UP HIS ASS
Stranger: INDEED!
Stranger: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! AREN'T WE A PAIR
You: OR AN AFRICAN SWALLOW TIED TO A FIREWORK
You: AND I DO BELIEVE WE JUST MIGHT BE
You: HOW JOLLY
Stranger: HOHOHO.
You: NOT A EUROPEAN SWALLOW HOWEVER.
You: THEY ARE NON MIGRATORY.
Stranger: OH, PERISH THE THOUGHT!
You: MUCH LIKE THE COCONUT.
Stranger: OH, COCONUTS. THEY REMIND OF THIS ONE TIME... I GOT HIT ON THE HEAD BY ONE. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. BUT IT WAS EVER SO SUDDEN AND SURPRISING.
You: THAT MUST HAVE SMARTED A TRIFLE
You: my keyboard's starting to ache from all this shouting
You: BUT WE SOLDIER ON
Stranger: i think the keys are being worn down
Stranger: CHAAAAAARGE
You: there's just a big keyboard shaped hole right through my laptop man
You: D:
Stranger: lmao D:
Stranger: my shift key's decimated. How I wish I used caps lock. :(
You: =o you're a shiftie too?!
You: tis like we were brethren
Stranger: liek woa! :D
You: we should form a club.
You: PEOPLE WHO ARE REMARKABLY SIMILAR TO "YOU" AND "STRANGER", THE TWO VERY SIMILAR INDIVIDUALS WOT ARE TALKING HERE NOW
You: there will be t-shirts
You: mugs
You: even t-shirts with pictures of mugs on
You: and the badges
Stranger: woah....
You: OH, THE BADGES
Stranger: OH BADGES
Stranger: YES PLEASE.
You: they just kind of pin on right here through your jugular vein.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: how convenient
You: Or you can just plunge them right into your wrist or chest.
You: They're very handy.
Stranger: Wooooah. Never thought of that!
You: Isn't the choice STAGGERING
Stranger: I know!
You: LIKE AN OLD DRUNK WITH A CANE
Stranger: ..... WOW
Stranger: fhafhdofa ;hd have to go soon. :(
You: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: ooooooodles
Stranger: Mmmm.....
Stranger: omnomnomnomnom
You: You animal, that's this lady's hair
Stranger: Oh my!
You: You remove her umbrella from your spleen THIS INSTANT
Stranger: It was an accident, I swear!
You: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
Stranger: I... I MAY NEED SOME ASSISTANCE
You: Oh I suppose you'll be wanting a /surgeon/
You: That's what they ALL say.
You: Take it out and go stand in the corner.
Stranger: But... I do need a surgeon... it's imbedded pretty deep!
You: Nonsense, it can only go so deep before it protrudes out the other side, and that doesn't count at all.
You: Besides pffft doctors what do they know, they only train half their lives and are super brainy
You: Us average morons CLEARLY KNOW BETTER
You: *pulls it out*
Stranger: OH DEAR
Stranger: I don't think there's supposed to be a massive hole in me!
You: Sure there is.
You: You can store all kinds of neat stuff in there.
You: Like a platypus
You: Or a budgerigar
You: Or a breeze block
Stranger: Or... or a yo-yo?
You: NO OF COURSE NOT A YOYO, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS
You: They go in THIS hole
Stranger: Oh my!
You: *stabs through head*
Stranger: Wow, this is even more convenient!
Stranger: I seem to be dead though.
You: What, again?
You: You may make for pretty good random conversation but you don't stay alive very well.
Stranger: Always been a flaw of mine, you see.
Stranger: Dying at the worst of times. A shame.
You: But other than that you're the first person I've spoken to here who hasn't asked "a/s/l" or disconnected as soon as I intruct them to do a barrel roll.
You: YOU ARE MY GOD
Stranger: Same! D:
Stranger: Except the barrel roll part of course.
You: You mean only /I/ do that?!
Stranger: I just kept saying to people I was 72...
You: I went with 800 and living on Jupiter.
You: Will you believe they didn't buy that?!
Stranger: Seriously!?
Stranger: People these days...
You: I am of course three and a half and residing in a size 11 shoe in an antiques broker in Birmingham.
You: But my lie wasn't THAT unbuyable
Stranger: Wow. This is awkward, but... I am three and a half, residing in a size 10 shoe in an antiques broker in Birmingham!
Stranger: not 11
Stranger: 10
You: What, are you too poor to afford a decent size house?!
You: Tramps these days
You: You give them 5p and do they buy a house with it?!
You: NO
You: They blow it on crap like food. Wasters.
Stranger: I'm sorry, I didn't know it would offend you!
You: I'm just dismayed and disgusted in equal measure by your shabby living conditions.
You: I bet you don't even have an indoor bathroom.
You: You have to shower out on the lawn, correct?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: How... how do you know!?
Stranger: Are you a STALKER?
You: I was in the police car that caught you at it last Thursday.
You: And Wednesday
You: And Tuesday
You: And Monday...
You: CLEAN FREAK
Stranger: AUDIBLE GASP!
You: A QUICK WASH PER MILLENIUM IS PERFECTLY SUFFICIENT
You: PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME RETCH MY STEAMING GUTS OUT WITH YOUR "OOOH, THERE'S VISIBLE GROWTH OF MOULD COATING MY BODY, I SHOULD SCRAPE IT OFF"
You: >:(
You: Know what you should try instead?
Stranger: What?
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: RIGHT
You: (Press Z or R twice)
Stranger: What happens if I press them both at the same time?
You: YOU DO TWO SIMULTANEOUS BARREL ROLLS AND SPIN INTO PEPPY'S SHIP
Stranger: SWEET
You: THEN THE UNIVERSE WILL BLOW UP SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger: FFFFFFFF
You: SO I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX
Stranger: TOUGH
Stranger: *DOES IT ANYWAY*
You: OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO YOU CRAZY BASTARD
Stranger: I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO, IT'S LATE D:
Stranger: *CREATES A PARADOX*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FAREWELL AWESOME GUY
Stranger: FAREWELL ALSO AWESOME GUY. ;O;
You: MAY WE HOPE FOR THE UNLIKELY CHANCE WE HAPPEN TO BE MADE TO CONVERSE AGAIN
You: WE CAN DO MORE BARREL ROLLS AND SHIT
Stranger: SWEET
Stranger: IF YOU ASK ME TO BARREL ROLL.
Stranger: I WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.
You: DOITDOITDOITNOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Stranger: *DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE IN A FIT ON INFINITE RAGE!*
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger: *IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE*
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Major TL;DR but worth it in places

And right afterwards:

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You: I just talked to the most awesome dude. Think you can live up to him?
[PAUSE]
You: SPEAK
You: ODIN COMMANDS YOU
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Then

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Stranger: hi wanna see me naked?
You: Is that any way to talk to Jesus?
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: hows it going
You: Hi. Are you gonna a) be amusing b) be creepy or c) disconnect immediately?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: id hope A
You: Good.
You: So hi. I am Jesus.
Stranger: where are you from
You: Nazareth.
Stranger: oh nice to meet you Jesus
Stranger: hows life
You: Oh, good. Little boring, immortality.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: your feet must gfet tired
You: Gotta keep showing up in tortillas and stuff all the time... can't be doing with it.
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: i know what you mean
You: And then you get everyone coming up to you... "Jesus, Jesus, do the water into wine! Do the water into wine!"
You: fuck that shit man
Stranger: haha
Stranger: woah
Stranger: Phillies game
Stranger: some girl
You: brb gotta heal a leper. [in actuality I was fetching some pyjama bottoms from the tumble dryer]
Stranger: is from Nazareth Pa
Stranger: is that you
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what do YOU want.
You: HELLO SIR OR MADAM, HAVE YOU BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE WONDERS OF LONG DISTANCE SAVINGS
Stranger: DID YOU TRY TO SELL ME A USED CAR THE OTHER DAY?!
You: Yes.
Stranger: didn't i tell you. IM NOT INTERESTED>
You: Yes. But I'm a salesman, if I listened to people giving me a straight no I'd not be able to wear them down into saying yes.
Stranger: i will not be worn down.
Stranger: you salespeople are demons
Stranger: DEMONS!
You: AND EVERY TIME YOU KILL US TWO MORE TAKE OUR PLACE.
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Stranger: YOU MULTIPLYING SATANIC CREEPS
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
Stranger: NO!
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DOUBLE GLAZING
Stranger: YOUCAN TAKW YOUR DOUBLEGLAZING AND SHOVEITUP YOUR ASS, DEMON!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: DO you know who I am?
Stranger: u r stranger
Stranger: !
You: What, are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED or something? Who the hell do you THINK I am? I'm the goddamn Batman.
You: Damn your stupid. Wasn't it obvious?
Stranger: OH
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I love u so much
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: so u r fucking
Stranger: me
Stranger: SOB
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Batman is a SOB, afterall.

WARNING: Lotsa profanity here.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rip off your trollies
You: What, are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED or something? Who the hell do you THINK I am? I'm the goddamn Batman.
You: Fucking trolls.
You: I gotta kill them all.
Stranger: eat shit and die twuntface
You: What's a twuntface?
Stranger: look in a mirror
You: I guess you are gonna die then.
Stranger: eek
You: Any objections, lady?
Stranger: who are you, a big gay
Stranger: twunt
You: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
You: _____
You: _____
You: BLAAARGGHHH!
Stranger: missed
You: Fuck.
Stranger: ok bend over
You: You bend over. I'm the goddamn Batman, remember?
Stranger: oh yeah sorry forgot you`re the bender here
You: OH SHIT IS THAT MR T.?!!?
Stranger: no thats murdoch
You: Who the fuck is murdoch?
Stranger: mr ts mate in the a team you twunt
You: I only know Mr. T. OH FUCK HE IS COMING OVER HERE.
You: HE HAS NORRIS WITH HIM TOO.
You: THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!
Stranger: tear his head off and shitdown his neck
You: Fucking Chuck has a super neck. If I tried that, I would implode.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: CRAAAAAWLLLLIIIINNNGGG IN MY SKKKIIIINNN
You: THEEEEESEEE WOOOOONDSSSSS
Stranger: once upon a time
Stranger: in a far away land
Stranger: a prince lived in a shining castle
Stranger: although he had everything his heart desired
You: THEEEEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAL
Stranger: the prince was cruel, selfish and unkind
Stranger: then, one night, an old beggar woman came to the castle
Stranger: and asked for shelter in return for a single rose
Stranger: repulsed by her haggard appearence, the prince sneered at the gift
Stranger: and turned the old woman away but she warned him not to be decieved by appearence
Stranger: for beauty is truly found within
You: what is this i dont even
Stranger: and when he dismissed her again, the old womans ugliness melted away, to reveal a beautiful enchantress
Stranger: the prince tried to apologise, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart
You: welll maybe beauty isn't skin deep.
Stranger: and as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast, and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there
Stranger: ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself in his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window on the outside world
You: this isn't beauty and the beast, is it?
Stranger: yes it is
You: oh god i hated that movie.
Stranger: it's the best disney film they've ever made
Stranger: it won an academy award for best picture
You: BETTER THAN PIXAR?
Stranger: that's something no animation has ever done
Stranger: fuck pixar
You: =O
You: You...
You: You...
Stranger: beast would beat the crap out of pixar
You: YOU HATE PIXAR?
You: HOU COULD YOU. D=
Stranger: plus, pixar never made a film that could ACTUALLY MAKE YOU CRY
You: WALL-E MADE ME CRY
Stranger: i still cry at b&tb
Stranger: im 21 years old!
You: AND SO DID UP
Stranger: up was NOTHING
Stranger: UP was poo on beauty and the beast's shoe
You: SENSE WHEN DO DISNEY MOVIES HAVE MISCARRGES, HUH?
You: IN UP THEY DO.
You: AND IT'S DAMN SAD.
You: AND PIXAR MADE ME LOVE ROBOTS.
Stranger: you're telling me you didn't cry when you watched beauty and the beast?
You: DOES BEAUTY AND THE BEAST HAVE ROBOTS?
You: NO I DIDN'T THINK SO.
Stranger: it has ALIVE FURNITURE
Stranger: thats like robots but like over 9000 times better
You: YOU MEAN 9000 TIME GAYER.
You: THEY"RE ROBOTS FOR ARCEUS' SAKE.
Stranger: did Wall-E win an academy award?
Stranger: did up?
Stranger: I DIDNT THINK SO
You: UP DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO.
You: WALL-E CAME EFF-ING CLOSE.
Stranger: Wall-Epic Fail
You: ALADDIN AND THE HUNCHBACK WERE BETTER.
You: SO THERE.
Stranger: hunchback?
Stranger: hunchback sucked ACTUAL BALLS
Stranger: and the academy, apparently, AGREES
You: WELL FUCK YOU.
You: I'm GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF.
You have disconnected.

You: So, ASL?
Stranger: i've been rejected 5th consecutive time
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i don't do that
You: Oh.
You: Sorry 'bout the five things
Stranger: is that anal sex lover?
You: no, it's Age/Sex (Gender)/Location
Stranger: nah....that's 'old' asl
You: Oh. Whoops
Stranger: u seems bit old
You: Me?
Stranger: cause young fellas know that stuff
You: I'm eleven
You: Is that old?
Stranger: lol
You: Eh.
Stranger: u are too young son
You: I'm a girl.
Stranger: ok whatever
You: That's an uh-ih
Stranger: read some books
You: no
You: this is much cooler
Stranger: nah...you have to study girl
You: I did.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: read some english literature
Stranger: newspapers
You: Did it.
Stranger: damn you smart girl
You: 1^2+1^3+1^5=3.
Stranger: whoa
You: one squared plus onr to the third and one to the fifth. Three
Stranger: if you multiply all the numbers in the telephone what would it be?
You: Zero.
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: you are smart
You: one squared plus one to the third and one to the fifth. Three. One to any power is one because one times one is one
Stranger: i'm not good at math:(
You: and zero is tn the telephone numbers, so anything times zero is zero.
You: *and anything times zero is zero.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want to be when u grow up?
You: And you were telling ME to study.
You: oh, an author or something.
Stranger: author?
Stranger: then you should read some books
You: yeah i know
You: I'm a fast reader and a great writer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're only 11
Stranger: how can you say that you are a great writer
You: So?
You: I get good grades in writing.
You: As or A pluses
Stranger: hm...i was good at writing also
You: See?
You: Eleven year olds have lives.
You have disconnected.