“A high profile celebrity being attacked in Paris would be something everybody remembers. If such a serious crime had taken place then a criminal enquiry would have started by now – especially if the victim ended up in a wheelchair.”

True! Although we wouldn’t be surprised if Miz Campbell had her billionaire boyfriend pay the cops to keep quiet!

And it still doesn’t explain what happened to the supermodel’s multi-million dollar leg!

We might never know the complete truth, but regardless, we hope Naomi is safe and sound as she sails the seas on her lover’s yacht, or whatever other fabulous destination she may be in right now.

The latestHollywood celebrity gossip reports that JUSTIN BIEBER was photographed smoking what appears to be a marijuana blunt just after the new year kicked in this week.

WHOA!

Justin Biebermay not sing about drugs, but it doesn’t mean he’ll never do it.

Case in point: newly-released snapshots showing him holding what appears to be a fired up blunt in the fingers of his left hand!

According to TMZ, they were snapped on January 2 while the pop star was at a huge party inside a pot smoke-filled Newport Beach hotel room-a day after one of his alleged stalker photographers, Chris Guerra, had died while taking photos of his white Ferrari.

Also as startling as the images of an 18-year-old possibly getting high is the fact that his close friend, Lil Twist-who was driving the Ferrari the day before and possibly the “Justin” that Guerra claimed he saw smoking a pot pipe in the car-was also at the party, rolling blunts with his brother for the party goers.

And evidently, Justin was one of them.

Another sign that it could have been pot was the claim that the teenager and his friends may have had a classic case of the “munchies”-an increased hunger side effect of marijuana use. The site reported:

“Sources tell us Bieber was chatting it up about how tired he was because he’d been staying up late recently. Shockingly, we’re told the conversation eventually turned to late night fast food … and where they could get it.”

He may have also felt the need to laugh… excessively.

Oh, by the way, an unnamed girl reportedly crashed in Justin‘s room and it is unclear whether or not they hooked up and if his on-and-off again girlfriend Selena Gomez-with whom he broke up with on December 30-knows about it.

On January 4, Men’s Health magazine gave the title of the “Hottest Woman” of 2013 to Katy Perry.

True, it’s a little too early to decide for the entire year, but they’re obviously convinced that no other woman will be able to compare-not even their “all time” title-holder, Jennifer Aniston-thanks to her notable music career and, of course, her amazing boobs.