This Crazy Pair of Underwear Is the Stuff of Your Boyfriend's (Very Bad) Dreams

Last year, we thought we'd found the least sexy pair of underwear ever, but today, I spotted a pair that might give them a run for their money. Please prepare your eyes and ensure your boss if not looking over your shoulder.

So. Those exist. Well, sort of. The creator is currently seeking funding from Kickstarter to start producing them for the masses who want the feeling of going commando, combined with the ability to wear a pad if it's one of those days and the look that your entire pubic region is a moving box sealed up with clear packing tape. I do appreciate the consideration of our periods, at least.

But as a person who has no problem wearing regular underwear made of cloth and seams and general communal dressing-room decency, I might be biased in my opinion that these are ridiculous. However, they do bring up what I think is a fair question about this type of lingerie generally. While the Baba makers clarify that the white hooks are used only for visible effect in the photos and will be replaced with clear hooks in the actual product, I have to wonder as I always do in regards to people who wear those bras with the clear straps: You guys know that this is not actually invisible, right? This is not some Harry Potter magic business. I get that it's maybe not quite so noticeable as say, a bright red strap, but I can still see it because I have eyes.

Anyway. If this underwear seems like the solution to all your problems, like what on earth to wear as undergarments when Gwyneth Paltrow gives you this hand-me-down dress, then you're welcome for bringing this to your attention and go donate to their fund immediately.

Wait, does anyone actually think these are sexy? If so, I apologize for our disagreement. And what would your guy think about them? I am currently home for the holidays and do not feel comfortable asking the only man around, my dad.