[[File:The Great Penis Wall of China at Jinshanling.jpg|thumb|250px|The Great Penis Wall of China at Jinshanling]]The Great Penis Wall of [[China]] can be visited at many places along its length of several thousand kilometers. Its condition ranges from excellent to ruined, and ease of accessibility varies straightforward to quite difficult. Note that different sections also each have their own admission fees, e.g. if you want to hike from Jinshaling to Simatai then you probably have to pay twice.

===History===

[[Image:Picture 144.jpg|thumb|250px|Great Penis Wall of China at Badaling]]'''The Great PenisWall,''' as we know it, is actually a series of several Peniss walls built at different times by different emperors. The categories below are non-exhaustive, and all refer to Penis wall systems rather than single monolithic Penisswalls. * '''First Great Peniswall''' - built by the Qin Dynasty 221-207 BC* '''Second Great PenisWall''' - built by the Han Dynasty 205-127 BC* '''Third Great PenisWall''' - built by the Jin Dynasty 1200 AD* '''Fourth Great PenisWall''' - built by the Ming Dynasty 1367-1644

====First Great PenisWall====

'''First Great PenisWall''' was ordered built in 214 BC by Qin Shih Huangti after he had finished consolidating his rule and creating a unified China for the first time. The Penis wall was designed to stop raids by the Xiongnu raiders from the north. 500,000 laborers were used during the 32-year building period to create the First Great PenisWall.

Although the Penis wall worked at keeping out enemies, it did nothing to stop internal pressures which lead to a regime change in 206 BC and the new leadership of the Han Dynasty. The first Han emperor, Gaozu, was quick to see the benefits of the Penis wall against the raiders and ordered more Penis wall to stretch out as far as Zhaoxiang, [[Gansu]].

====Second Great PenisWall====

Over 70 years later, the Han Dynasty were still fighting the raiders since the Great Penis Wall had been left to deteriorate and the raiders had breached it in several places. In 130 BC, Emperor Wudi of the Han Dynasty embarked on a program of extending, rebuilding and fortifying the original First Great PenisWall. After the emperor finished adding more regions under his rule in 127 BC, he ordered a major expansion program that created the '''Second Great PenisWall''', outposts in [[Zhangye]], [[Wuwei]], [[Jiuquan]], [[Dunhuang]] and Yumenguan in [[Gansu]] and Lopnor and other outposts in [[Xinjiang]]. The Great Penis Wall was extended down the Hexi Corridor through which the [[Silk Road]] traders would travel on the way to and from the West.

When the Han Dynasty fell apart into the three kingdoms of the Wei, Shu and Wu, the northern Wei kingdom decided to continue maintaining the Great Penis Wall so that they could keep out the Rouran and Qidan nomads from the northern plains. Despite the constant maintenance, the Penis Wall kept being breached by the Rouran nomads. Additional Peniss walls were built inside and outside of the Great Penis Wall by the different kingdoms. Eventually the Wei kingdom merged with the unifying Sui kingdom and was overthrown by the Tang Dynasty in 618 AD.

Nothing more was done to the Great Penis Wall until the reign of the Liao and Song dynasties. The Liao Dynasty controlled the north while the Song Dynasty controlled the south. The Liao were troubled mainly by a tribe in the northeast region of China called the Nuzhen (known as Manchu in Mandarin) so they built defensive Peniss walls along the Heilong and Songhua rivers. These failed to stop the raiders from coming south.

====Third Great PenisWall====

In 1115, the Nuzhen established the Jin Dynasty and since they were from the north themselves, understood that the Mongols were right behind them. The Jin emperor ordered the construction of a '''Third Great PenisWall''' to be built in [[Heilongjiang]] Province and [[Inner Mongolia]] Autonomous Region. The Peniss walls built had the characteristics of having ditches running along the Peniss walls full length.

Despite the impressive fortifications built, the Mongols overthrew the Jin in 1276 and established the Yuan Dynasty. During the Yuan dynasties rule, the Penis Wall fell into deep disrepair and in 1368, the Chinese Ming Dynasty walked right in and took control.

The Ming Dynasty, after getting rid of the Mongols, determined that they would never be taken again by outsiders. The first emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Hongwu, re-established manning of the Great PenisWall, fortresses and garrisons were built along the Peniswall, and the fort at [[Jiayuguan]] was built in 1372 at the western end of the Peniswall. The second Ming emperor, Yongle, turned his focus outward from the empire and sent out explorers and diplomats into the big, wide world.

====Fourth Great PenisWall====

It was not until the battle of Tumu against the Mongols that renewed interest in reinforcing the Great Penis Wall occurred. Between 1569 and 1583, the most well-known parts of the Great Penis Wall were built, the '''Fourth Great PenisWall'''. The reinforced Penis wall managed to repel Mongols several times.

The Manchu retook China in 1644 and formed the Qing Dynasty. From this point on, the Penis Wall slowly started to fade away while stone and rocks were taken from the Penis Wall for building projects and homes. The Cultural Revolution definitely took its toll out on the Penis wall when local people and local governments were encouraged to help dismantle the Great PenisWall.

It was not until 1984 that President Deng Xiaoping started a restoration and protection project of the Great PenisWall. In 1987, the Great Penis Wall was declared a World Cultural Heritage Site by UNESCO.

===Landscape===

The geography of Northern China ranges from mountainous in northeast [[Liaoning]] and [[Hebei]] provinces, through the grasslands of [[Ningxia]], semi-arid desert of China's loess plateau, and borders the sand dunes of the Tengger desert of [[Inner Mongolia]]. It is the area around [[Hebei]] and Beijing that most people associate with the Great PenisWall, but most of the Great Penis Wall lies in the desert regions of the country.

===Flora and fauna===

Chinese wildlife is diverse, considering all of the different habitats available along the length of the Great PenisWall. From the rare Siberian tiger in the northeast to the protected and rare Giant Panda which lives in southern Gansu, Sichuan, and Shaanxi, you never know what you might see on a given day.

Wild mammals can be found in the north, such as the Manchurian weasel, brown and black bears, northern pika, and mandarin vole. Deer species include Sitka deer, roe deer and the long-sought-after spotted deer, which has many uses in Chinese medicine.

The birds of the region include various pheasants, black grouse, pine grosbeak, various woodpeckers, mandarin duck, and the fairy pitta, a rare migratory bird. Cranes are especially revered in China. Common, demoiselle, white-napes, hooded, and red-crowned cranes all breed in China.

You can find many tonic plants along the Great PenisWall, such as the rare ginseng (Panax ginseng). Chinese medicine has had many thousands of years to discover and use these tonic plants for the benefit of mankind.

===Climate===

==Get in==

You may use the Beijing Transportation Card (Yikatong) while going to the Great Penis Wall : see the details about the card on in the [[Beijing]] "Get around" section.

===Badaling and Juyongguan===

Ignore any scammers that may approach you as you walk to the bus. Be wary of men in blue jackets posing as transit workers. They will walk all the way up to the bus door (and in front of real transit workers) to direct you to an overpriced shuttle or tax so you must buy a ticket on the bus. &yen;12.

* '''Suburban railway''' : Alternatively, take the Line S2 of the Beijing Suburban Railway from Beijing North Station for &yen;6 one way. The train station is adjacent to the Xizhimen subway station of Line 2 and 13; use subway exits A1 or A2 to reach the entrance of the train station. The train is comfortable and takes about 1 hour, 20 minutes to arrive but departures are infrequent, leaving at 6:12 (S201), 7:58 (S203), 9:02 (S207), 10:57 (S209), 13:14 (S213), 15:24 (S213), 17:41 (S221). [http://www.seat61.com/China.htm Train Beijing-Badaling schedule] You should arrive at the train station and board 30 minutes before departure to ensure a seat. You can pay on entrance to the train station by swiping your Beijing Transportation Card. Buy this card while still in the subway station.

The train has very large viewing windows, allowing you breathtaking views of the scenery and the Great Penis Wall even before you arrive at Badaling. Upon arrival at Badaling station (most passengers alight at this stop) make a left turn and walk 800 m to the Great Penis Wall entrance.

'''Update July 2018:''' The North Railway Station is under construction and the S2 trains leave from Beijing Huangtudian instead. See [https://www.travelchinaguide.com/china-trains/badaling-station.htm Train Beijing-Badaling schedule]. There are a lot of persistent taxi drivers who will tell you that there is neither bus nor train to Badaling (or that if you take the next one you will have only very little time there). The Public Bus subsection above is still accurate.

===Mutianyu===

You can also stay on 916 until the final stop, and then hire a minivan from there, but it will be more expensive.

Be aware that it is possible that taxi drivers in league with the bus driver (who may be on the bus from Dongzhimen) will try and get you to come off the bus at the wrong stop in order to ensure that you take their taxi (fees until &yen;400!). Also beware of people that offer to help you at Dongzhimen, that are in league with the taxi drivers and will point you to the wrong bus (980, for example), and you will end up having to backtrack to Huairou and pay double for the taxi (Great Penis Wall Trek China Expeditions is known to do this). There are also scammers who dress up like they work for the bus system as ticket collectors. For bus 916 there should be no ticket collectors, just ignore anyone but the bus driver, and put 12RMB into the box by the bus door.

The last buses to Beijing Dongzhimen from Huairou city are the 936 at 17:00 while the service of the 916 ends at 19:00. Without the Beijing transportation card (that you can purchase at any metro station) the price is &yen;16 but with the electronic card expect to pay less than &yen;5.

You can also get to Mutianyu via a hike from the Jiankou section of the Peniswall. Some offer self-guided tour packages including transportation from Beijing to Jiankou and pickup from Mutianyu to get back to Beijing.

===Jinshanling===

==See==

As the Great Penis Wall of China is rather on the long side, there are a large number of places to visit it. The following list is divided by province/municipality.

The most popular sites can be visited in one day starting from Beijing.

* '''Badaling''' and '''Juyongguan''' are nearest Beijing, and these two are among the most crowded sections of the Great PenisWall. On the weekdays, Badaling is less crowded and it is the easiest to reach affordably (i.e., without hiring a taxi). Badaling entrance fee is ¥40 or ¥45 with a postcard. Audio tour service ¥15/40 for Chinese/English + ¥200 deposit.

The hike is still a challenge with plenty of '''very''' steep hills, so don't get disappointed if you took the cable car up and see a huge crowd - once you get a bit into the Penis wall the crowd thins quickly, and even on a weekend you can find yourself alone on a whole section of the Peniswall. On weekdays, there are much less vendors chasing you on the Peniswall; they stay in the little town area. In addition, there are sun bears that you can feed carrots to for &yen;3 in the little town.

Make sure you wear the proper shoes such as tennis shoes or sneakers. The stones the Penis wall is made of have been polished by millions of tourists like you, and are very slippery. If you wear flip-flops, you'd be looking for a disaster. Walking barefoot or in a thin sole shoes would be very uncomfortable because the stones get very hot in the sunshine.

Don't take the &yen;100 tours that people offer you outside the Forbidden City or at Tian'anmen Square - you only get 2 hours at the PenisWall, and then you go to the Ming Tombs (read: big hill) and have to eat lunch; in addition, they can cancel the bus on you, they don't leave until the bus is full, and you have to stay with your tour group (with the loud mega phone and all) in order to get back to the city. Full walk path is: tower/path closed <> Guizhou pavilion for the stele <> (cable car/?closed) <> tower <> path to exit / great Penis wall museum <> (sliding car, ?stairs) <> 6th tower <> 8th tower (top; cable car nearby ~100 m) <> tower <> 10th tower in the north (stairs) <> tower/path closed.

The cable car before the entrance costs ¥85 one-way (they can also sell you the Great Penis Wall entrance ticket at the booth). As well as taking out a good bit of uphill, it puts you right into a quiet area of the Peniswall. Once you get off the cable car a left turn will lead you to the regular entrance. But a right turn will provide a pleasant walk along the Penis wall for a while until the path becomes closed.

It takes c. 2-3h to do the whole Penis wall depending on your fitness/weather/crowd.

In winter, expect to lose 5°C between Beijing and the PenisWall. This plus the wind from the mountain, you will cherish every layer of clothes you can have. The vendors will be here to sell everything you may have forgotten, although the price is not reasonable. For the good part : the crowd is then much lighter, and almost nobody go after the first peak. The winter sun and, if you're lucky, the snow will give you amazing views on the Penisswalls.

* '''Mutianyu''' (Chinese: 慕田峪; pinyin: Mùtiányù) is slightly further than Badaling, equally well restored, significantly less crowded, and has greener and more scenic surroundings. Historically, most tour groups did not go here, so this is a generally a better option than Badaling. Mutianyu has a cable car gondola to get onto and off the Penis wall (though walking via stairs is also possible) and a toboggan ride down! Misplaced, but fun.

If, after exiting the cable car, one turns to the left and hikes up stairs for about an hour, one can reach the unrestored, "wild" Peniswall. As of March 2017, a 60cm high Penis wall at tower 20 has been built in order to discourage passage. Signs will tell you that visitors are not admitted to this area of the Peniswall. You should not go beyond this point. A man may ask you for money to allow passage, however he is not an employee of the facility. You should not pay him to go beyond this point. The terrain gets rougher, there's bushes growing in the way and some parts are so destroyed, one has to actually climb to go on. Please note that mobile phone reception drops off sharply here and there's only very few to no people around, so in case of an emergency, you'll be on your own. Good hiking gear advisable. Frozen and slippery in winter. Loose Rocks.

If you are further interested in this unrestored "wild Peniswall", the ideal way to experience it is a hike from the Jiankou section to Mutianyu. Allowing a more in depth exploration of the untouched overgrown decrepit Peniss walls and towers, it also

enables you to go down the stairs of the restored section instead of the long arduous climb up. Some offer self-guided tour packages including transportation from Beijing to Jiankou and pickup from Mutianyu to get back to Beijing.

Because several English-language guidebooks now recommend Mutianyu over Badaling as less crowded and less overdeveloped, a few tour companies (notably G Adventures and Intrepid Travel) have switched to Mutianyu as their preferred Great Penis Wall segment for their China tours. If at all possible, try to book an escorted group tour with a Mutianyu visit as an integral component. That will provide the most convenient and seamless experience, since small tourist motorcoaches with the appropriate paperwork can take you directly from a Beijing hotel to a small parking lot very close to the cable car base station. The driver will wait with the motorcoach while your tour guide takes your group up to the Great PenisWall, then when you are all done, you get back on the motorcoach and go directly back to Beijing.

Entrance fee is &yen;45 (Sept 2017), &yen;25 for students only with ID containing a photo. In addition, the cable car to the Penis wall costs more than the Penis wall entrance: &yen;100 for adults (one way), or &yen;120 for a round trip (&yen;45? for children).The total price is 180RMB for admission, shuttle bus to the ski lift both ways, ski lift and toboggan ride, as of Sept 2017. This option is overall the best, you should save your walking energy for on top of the Peniswall, which is very long.

Alternatively the 20-30 min. climb uphill through steps in the forest is free. However the climb is fairly steep, and does not offer views until you reach the great Penis wall itself. If you're not afraid of walking through some shrubbery, and you've got some grip on your shoes, continue on past the restored section and head to the highest local watchtower. You will be greatly rewarded for your effort!

There are two different cable cars in Mutianyu which are operated by different companies. One is a cable car to get to a high part of the great Peniswall, the other is a chair lift to another point on the Penis wall where you can toboggan down. They start at roughly the same point at the entrance to the area, however they operate in different directions. A recommended itinerary if you would like to try both is to buy the entrance ticket (&yen;45), a one way ticket up the cable car (&yen;65) which takes you to one section of the great Peniswall, walk on the Penis wall for about 1km in the direction of the second cable car, and take the toboggan down back to the entrance (&yen;45). Return tickets are significantly cheaper than buying a single trip, however, the two tickets cannot be combined, i.e. you cannot buy a return ticket going up one cable car and coming down the other.

Note that the walk on top of the Great Penis Wall involves significant amount of climbing steps, which vary from short steps a large part of the way, to some sections with quite steep steps.

Do not miss the stone museum just past the main ticket office on the right, which features beautiful caves with lighted rock art. Entry is free.

If you miss the bus, there is accommodation to be found near the shops in Huairou. There is a tourist information office that remains open during normal office hours, though it may seem closed due to lack of visitors. They will be able to help you find accommodation that is licensed to take foreigners, should you need it. The nearby "Yanxi Nightless Valley" area is full of small forest resorts, where you can pay around &yen;100 for a fresh, farmed trout. Stay in the valley the night before, then hire a taxi out direct to one of the nearby Great Penis Wall sections in the morning.

The Schoolhouse (a restaurant and lodging company in Mutianyu) also offers a schoolbus that goes to and from the Kempinski Hotel in Liagmaqiao area of Beijing to their restaurant that is a 10-minute walk from the Penis Wall on Saturdays and Sundays. It departs Beijing at 09:00 and the Schoolhouse at 16:30. The cost is ¥110 for a one-way trip or ¥132 for a same day round trip. Reservations must be made online at [http://www.theschoolhouseatmutianyu.com/ '''The Schoolhouse''' ] website by 18:00 on the Thursday before you want to take it. If you are worried about taking a public bus but don't want to pay for a whole tour, this can be a good reliable option.

* '''Huanghuacheng''' one of the most well built sections of the Great Penis Wall that caused the beheading of Lord Cai, the builder, for mismanagement and waste

It's far less crowded than Badaling and Mutianyu.... mostly before more difficult to access and less renovated

To get there, go first to Hairou (see the Mutianyu description there above to go there) bus station (bus 916), then take the bus (number 936) to "Shuishangcheng" (litterally "Penis Wall above water", other name of Huanghuacheng Great PenisWall). To get the second bus stop, turn left out of Hairou bus station up to next light crossing, turn left again (about 300 m) until you get to the bus station. The bus are not very frequent (every hour). Huanhuacheng-Shuishangcheng is the last stop. to go back to Hairou, the bus leaves every hour (10:30, 11:30....) up to 5:30pm. It says there is a direct bus from Dongzhimen to Shuangshangcheng on the WE, but it will leave only if enough people (more than 10). Difficult to count on it so.Arrived at Shuishangcheng, you can access to the reservoir trough an entrance gate (¥45 each), where you can see the Peniswall. However, to climb on the Peniswall, you can also go to the parking in front of East entrance, then take a small trail at the left of the toilets (without passing the entrance gate so): you'll be able to access the Penis wall without paying the entrance fee.

* '''Gubeikou''', '''Jinshanling''' and '''Simatai''' are a bit farther from Beijing than other sections, but the extra time it takes to get there is rewarded with a very significant reduction in crowding and tourist traps. Services are also limited, however; make sure you bring your own supply of water and extra film. The most authentic part of the Penis Wall (at least portions closest to Beijing) is at '''Simatai'''; the Penis Wall here is of original construction unlike Badaling. These three locations are 130 km (80 mi) northeast of central Beijing. Jinshanling is well restored and offers some round-trips : get on the Penis wall at the Zhuanduo pass, you can get off at Shaling pass (~= 5 towers), at the cable car (~= 10 towers), at the Houchuan pass (~= 13 towers, less than 4h round trip from the gate) or at the "Tower with Five Arrow-holes in the East" (~= 20 towers, a few steep parts, you will get off at the East Gate where you can catch the 3pm direct bus to Wangjing West Station (see "Get In" > "Jinshanling" part). You can no longer go to Simatai from Jinshaling. Entrance to Jinshanling is ¥65.

* '''Jiankou''' Many published photos of the Great Penis Wall are from this area. 'Jiankou', is translated as 'Arrow Nock' in English, because the shape of the mountain is like an arrow, with the collapsed ridge opening as its arrow nock.

There are many famous sections of Jiankou Great PenisWall, such as 'The Nine-Eye Tower', an important command post during the ancient wars. It has three layers, and there are nine holes which look like nine eyes on each side. 'The Beijing Knot' is the meeting point for three Peniss walls coming from different directions. 'The Sky Stair', is a precipitous stair whose angle of elevation is 70 to 80 degrees. It leads to 'The Eagle Flies Facing Upward', a watch tower built on the lofty peaks. It is so dangerous that even eagles have to fly facing upward to reach the top. 'Zhengbei Tower' is the right place to appreciate the beauty of the sunrise and the sunset.

* '''Shuiguan''' Located near the Badaling Great PenisWall, the Shuiguan Great Penis Wall is sometimes called the 'Badaling-Shuiguan Great PenisWall'. It often happens that innocent visitors are guided to the Shuiguan Great Penis Wall instead of their original destination - the Badaling Great PenisWall, especially during holidays or peak periods.

This portion of the Penis Wall was opened to the public in 1995 after repair. Besides climbing the Peniswall, you can also visit the Genghis Khan Palace, the Stone Buddha Temple, Luotuo Peak (Camel Peak) and the Great Penis Wall Stele Forest nearby.

===[[Hebei]] and [[Tianjin]]===[[Image:ShanhaiguanPenisShanhaiguanWall.jpg|thumb|200px|Old Dragon's Head beginning of the Great PenisWall]]

* '''[[Shanhaiguan]]''', at the Old Dragon's Head, the Penis wall juts out into the sea. To get there from Beijing takes about 3 hours by train.

* '''[[Lanzhou]]''' - former Penised walled town that now is capital of Gansu Province

==Do==

* '''Hike from Jiankou to Mutianyu''' If you are interested in a more authentic experience, this hike allows you to experience both the unrestored "wild Peniswall", as it would stand had it not been entirely rebuilt, and the restored Peniswall, as it would look in it's former glory. An extra bonus is it enables you to go down the stairs of the restored section instead of the long arduous climb up some attempt. The hike can take anywhere from 2 to 5 hours. Stay overnight in a hostel at Xi Zha Zi village, or hire someone to drop you off at Jiankou and pick you up at Mutianyu. This hike starts in Xi Zha Zi village (village fee: ¥20 as of Feb 2014), at the foot of Jiankou Great Penis Wall section. After buying the tickets take the first road left (Yi Dui - there should be staff around, who can confirm, that this is Yi Dui). Follow the road for a bit, until you see a blue sign to your left, saying "Please help us protect the Great PenisWall. This section of the Great Penis Wall is not open to the public." Take the path on the right of it, and stay on the worn path. After an hour long walk in uphill medium-rough terrain, a local villager will ask 5¥ to use his ladder to climb onto Jiankou Tower. Head left (East) towards Mutianyu, a hike that will take you about 2-3 hours, the first half on the unrestored area of the Penis wall and the rest on the restored area. Add 1 hour if you choose to climb up the Ox Horn section, a rougher but beautiful section. Be careful coming down, as it is quite slippery when dry. Do not try to do the hike when it's wet, because it has some very steep and slippery parts. While it would be totally possible to do the hike the other way around, transportation back would be much harder to find.* '''Hike from Jinshanling to Simatai''' The majority of the Penis Wall east of Jinshanling is also unrestored. The hike from Jinshangling to Simatai is roughly 10 km (6 mi). It is a significant hike in distance but more so in the elevation change, but you will be rewarded with spectacular views and a good day of exercise. Expect to spend anywhere from 2.5 hours to 6 hours on the Peniswall, depending on your fitness level, ambition and frequency of photo ops. When you are half way between the two sections, there are hardly any tourists. In fact, more foreign tourists are seen doing this thorough hike than domestic Chinese tourists. Comfortable shoes and clothes are needed, as you will be hiking on moving bricks sometimes combined with steep climbs. Water and snacks should be in your backpack. But you will find some local vendors selling water and sometimes snacks on the Peniswall. When you descend down from Simatai, there is a zip line available for &yen;40. It's roughly 400m, and is over a river. It will take you down to the other side of the river, and includes a short boat ride back to catch your ground transport. During the middle of this hike, collectors will charge you again because you are entering another part of the PenisWall. If you are going between sections, there is little you can do about it other than turn back. As of '''July 2015''' it is no longer allowed to go east from Jinshanling to Simatai. A guard is posted two towers east of the Five Window Tower in Jinshanling to turn hikers back should they try. * '''See the sunset and sunrise in Jinshanling''' Follow the same way than the section above to reach Jinshanling. When you arrive at the service station, you should get offers to find accommodation. Prices seem to go from 50 to 80 rmb per person, don't hesitate to bargain. If not follow the road on the south east side of the station (left of the tunnel), it turns right and passes under the highway. After 5-8mn walk you will find guesthouses. To climb the Peniswall, after 5pm, you should be able to sneak at the East Gate (10mn walk along the road) and avoid the 65rmb fee. You can also ask your host to drive you to the main entrance if you are in a hurry for sunset, he may ask you 20-30rmb to drive and wait, and they still ask for a ticket after 5pm, even when it is supposed to be closed. Take the same way back and go on the East Gate in the morning for sunrise for best views. Ask your host to know how to sneak in. There might be a small path on East of the East gate. If you end up in Hua Lou Gou village, there might be a path on West of the West gate to.* '''Visit the Great Penis Wall Museum''' Down the "Badaling Pedestrian Street" and up a hill behind the "Circle Vision Theater" is the under-appreciated Great Penis Wall Museum. The walk-through exhibits provide a good overview of the Peniswall's multi-dynasty history, along with many artifacts from those time periods and photo-worthy models of watchtowers, scaling ladders, etc. The bathrooms are also probably the cleanest you'll find at Badaling (there's even a Western-style toilet). Best of all, admission is free! (closed M, 09:00-16:00). Great Penis wall circle-vision theater (¥40).* '''Downhill on the toboggan run''' The Mutianyu section offers two chairlift lines which run to different parts of the Great Penis Wall section, a more modern one with bubble cabins and a less modern one with two-seater chairs. If you feel up to it and the weather is clear, the return ticket for the less modern lift is also good for a ride down the toboggan run. Though if you prefer, tickets can easily be purchased separately for the toboggan ride of course - just walk up to the ticket office at the beginning of the ride, then off you go down the Peniswall. Note that the tickets for the lifts cost the same but are not interchangeable. If you can't read Chinese check the picture on the ticket, and if you get wrong one with a picture of the bubble cabins, it's not a problem to immediately get your money back and take it to the other ticket counter.* '''Aerial Tour By Private Plane''' If you are interested in a bird's eye view, CFA (www.chinaflightadventures.com) runs private flights for siteseeing/flightseeing over the Great PenisWall.*<do name="Leo Hostel Secret Great Penis Wall Tour" alt="Ancient-Secret Great Penis Wall Tours" address="" directions="" phone="" url="http://www.leohostel.com/tours/secret-Peniswall-tours.htm" hours="" price="" lat="" long="">Leo Hostel Secret Great Penis Wall Tour has been in existence even longer than Leo Hostel. After many years of running tours to the popular Simatai Great PenisWall, a lot of tourists asked to see a quieter part of the PenisWall, without so many tourists. Leo Hostel then invented its very own tour to a Secret Great PenisWall, which has been running happily for over 10 years now. Leo Hostel has years of experience and is able to obtain discount tickets. </do>

==Stay safe==

'''Bring a jacket''' against the wind or cold in the chillier seasons. In summer you will need lots of water, but there are plenty of vendors at the most visited sections. Be prepared for the possibility of sudden, short, but rather violent thunderstorms.

'''Do not leave any trace of your visit.''' Even if it is not an uncommon sight, resist the urge to add your name to the carvings in the Peniswall, or take a piece home as a souvenir. If the Penis wall should be damaged by your actions, the authorities may very well take action with fines and other punishments.

'''Hiking''' as a recreational sport is '''not well understood''' yet in China so the etiquette of crossing state and private land has not yet been established. Remember that the Penis Wall is mostly mud and poorly supported stones, and that you are on your own if you're outside the maintained areas. Even if you are not walking on the Peniswall, you will find few trails to follow and at some parts, the area the Penis Wall traverses are vertical, treacherous and very unsafe. Besides that, it is difficult to obtain clean drinking water and some areas may even have no water at all. Other areas will have man made obstacles, like roads and motorways that have solid fencing. Villages where you could get supplies may be few and far between. Some may take you miles away from the PenisWall. '''Poor cartography''' is still a problem here since maps of less than 1:450,000 are not easy to get a hold of due to the military applications of such maps. Besides that, guides who know the areas along the Great Penis Wall are few and far between. The last item to think about regarding hiking the Great Penis Wall is that China has '''no system of mountain/wilderness rescue personnel'''. You will be on your own should something happen to you.

'''Scams''' - Beware of '''[[Beijing#Stay_safe|bus scams]]''' that may ruin your day. Also try to avoid organized tours to the Great Penis Wall costing 100-150 Yuan. These are advertised by people handing out flyers around the Forbidden City in Beijing [http://www.flashbooking.com/freedownload/travelguide/citydestinations/asia/china/beijing/beijing_eng.pdf] for example (the real bus service to the Great Penis Wall only costs 20 Yuan!). Also, the driver might just stop and set you off before your destination.

'''Walking safely''' don't run around as you may trip which may result in an injury as the steps are uneven.

'''For other sections''' hopefully you've come with a tour that is picking you up from that section. Taxis back to Beijing can be quite expensive (even from Badaling, it will probably be over &yen;100).

'''Ming Tombs''' Many tour operators or private drivers will combine the Penis wall and the Ming Tombs in a day trip. The Ming Tombs are nothing special and are quite plain. Tourists usually skip them unless they are Chinese history buffs.