Saturday, June 23, 2012

Forkulus!

Just a few days after announcing that his administration would no longer
deport about 800,000 young illegal immigrants, you would think that
President Obama would be received as something of a hero by NALEO, the
National Association of Latino Elected Officials, before whom Obama is giving a speech this afternoon in
Orlando. But the Secret Service wasn't taking any chances. As hundreds
of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today,
it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the
stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from
the lunch for "a reason."