Wednesday, November 15, 2006

This is ridiculous

Excerpt: 'Man flu' - the psychological condition by which men claim to suffer more from colds than women - really exists, according to a new poll.

And I'll tell you why there's no such thing: It's because men, when it comes to internal, general, physical discomfort, are pansy asses. Let's face it, the ladies give birth and have regular menstrual cramps. If men even just had menstrual cramps, how long do you think it would take them to find a cure for that? Years? Try DAYS. Sure, they can carry more through a desert wearing combat boots. But that's different. That's muscular and masculine. But make those same muscles ache from a teeny weenie little fever and that same man is flat on his back, swearing the the end of his life is nigh.

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