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When the Founding Fathers came together to tackle tough issues (such as, “Our water is undrinkable — what the hell are we gonna do?”), they were able to put aside their many partisan squabbles and come up with a simple plan that was sensible, practical,…

We’re nearing the end of the year 2016. And the Shelton Brothers are here to warn you that the darkest of days are soon to envelop us all… No, this isn’t another stop-Trump pitch — we’re trying to sell some beer here. In particular, the…