Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them. – Sherlock

What are you… chicken?

I am going up to the UofM’s Space Physics Research Laboratory in a few minutes to meet with the instrument crew (for FIPS, not the S/C crew) that I am honored to have gotten to work with. It was a crazy crushing schedule to get it done on time but what an awesome crew up there. It’ll be good to see some faces I haven’t seen in years.

“So we confessed. We told the truth. Now we’re getting charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, not allowed to go to prom, not allowed to go to graduation, and all that,” – Anthony Cesareo, hardened juvenile criminal

Wow. So, you guys… what did you do to warrant this sort of punishment? Did you sneak onto school grounds, get really drunk, and pee all over some pom-poms?

Well, it is true, chickens are the gateway animal. Before you know it they’ll have tried pigs or sheep in a social setting, then moved on to buffalo, and it’s not too much of a stretch to doing wildebeests or hippos in private, and selling their bodies for just one more marmot.

Police said…you getting this? This is how it is written in the article… I, at least, am not making this up.

It may have been a joke to them, but police said it wouldn’t have been so funny if a student got hurt.

Yeah, you could peck and eye out with one of those things!

In the comments section of the article one commenter (a sharp one!) said:

Was that chicken registered? After all, criminals use chickens all the time when they hold up liquor stores… – Jonathan Grant

No, Grant, I bet none of them were registered. They probably chicked and didn’t find a single serial number. – LK

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I really MUST take exception with Reuters and this kind of photography in the wake of nuclear contamination fears in Japan.

That’s like interviewing kids about their closet-monster fears after scaring the living sh*t out of them the night before by creeping out of the closet wearing latex claws and an Obama mask.

A special visitor indeed. What insight, esp. regarding the passing of Wolverines.

Gosh, I hadn’t thought about the type of jerky. Braaaaaaiiiin Jerky would be tenderer but might have lead shot in it, right? But then Wal-Mart Zombie Jerky might have an odd taste. Sears Zombie Jerky… is that with that funky teriyaki aftertaste?

I’ve heard that UN Zombie Jerky is completely unpalatable. No one can stomach it besides other UN Zombies. And progressives.

The best way to avoid lead shot in your Braaaaaiiin Jerky is to get Guaranteed Free-Range Zombie Jerky. It is both Halal and Kosher, and is dispatched in as humane (or is that zombie-ane) manner possible. No antibiotics or growth hormones either.
Don’t worry about finding lead shot in a UN Zombie Jerky. There’s no brain to catch the shot. More of an aerogel consistency. Not enough to worry about.
My biggest problem with the Walmart Zombie Jerky is that they use too much Chinese ingredients. After you eat a few pieces, you are full. But you get hungry again in a few hours.
LK, I owe you a picture of the package of Alien Jerky…

My Personal “Things” – Don’t Peek

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