Joel Freimark is a music encyclopedia and proprietor of The Daily Guru, a video series where he discusses all manner of music seven days a week. Every Thursday Joel dissects a few classic music myths in a column that we’ll be syndicating on Death and Taxes. Today’s Music Myths: Was David Lee Roth an EMT? Did an ostrich attack Johnny Cash? What about Alice Cooper and the chicken? Watch and learn.

It turns out that, not only were 38-year-old Melody Lippert (mugshot, left) and 30-year-old Michelle Ghirelli (right) booked for unlawful sexual conduct, but the extra-curricular enthusiasts are also facing drug charges.