I mean they look exactly alike except one has facial features like he could be the 2nd or 3rd lead in a movie and the other has facial features like he has to play tragic in an emo band to get anywhere near a vag. You tell me which is which.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

First let me just say than I’m as good at this as Johnny Depp is at regurgitating words someone smarter than him wrote for him to say and that u clown hoes better recognize. Second, Stephanie looks like LC in the same way a tiger shark looks like a rainbow fish and if LC had a body like Stephanie, Kristen Cavallari would’ve poisoned her like the blade of Laertes halfway thru the first season of Laguna Beach.

Look I don’t think it’s funny to make fun of someone because of their weight but hypothetically speaking, if Kevin Spacey were to kidnap Elton Brand, chain him to a chair and force feed him Spaghetti O’s as if he were a duck, he’d eventually look like Quinton Aaron.