Men- embrace baldness- or shave your head- or spring for a decent toupe- with the possible exception of the “bald ponytail”, anything is better than the comb-over! Is it worth never being able to drive a car with the window rolled down? What do you think, women are going to love running their fingers through the four long pieces of your luxurious hair? You’re bald- deal with it- some men make it through their lives looking like Sergio Mitre of the Yankees, some make it through looking like Nick Johnson. Other than not voting for anyone against stem-cell research (where there is a cure, thank you George W. Bush for extending my baldness 8 years), there’s not much you can do about it.

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Suckiness surrounds us all, gripping us in a vice-like hold, with the ferocity of a bear trap made of shit. My mission? To offer insight and shed understanding on the vast, seemingly endless, black hole of crap each one of us has to face on a daily basis. And while that torrent of bullshit is both mammoth in scope and unyielding in its advance, at least here it can be called it out for what it is- a lot of shit that really sucks.

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About Me

Chris DeLuca is a writer/ producer/ comic currently living in Hoboken, the Prague of New Jersey. He's written for a bunch of TV shows you probably have not watched or heard of (United States of Hip Hop, Nikki & Sara Live, Mob Wives Reunion, BET's Don't Sleep, and Fuse News- see?) as well as Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Best Week Ever, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson and the 12/12/12 Concert For Sandy Relief. He was also the "World's Oldest Intern" on VH1's Big Morning Buzz. In 2009 he created, wrote and starred in the hilarious, and subversive “Mocap, LLC" on Spike. Sadly, he thinks he caused his parent's divorce.