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Vox Populi: "Xfinity has ruined my television viewing."

“Why are we so worried about being humane to illegal immigrants but ready to cut benefits for our seniors? Something is wrong.”

“WTOC’s Bill Cathcart needs to apply at Fox News. He would be right at home there.”

“Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich say they will send our troops to Iran to make sure they do not get nuclear weapons. Will their children serve in a war they start in Iran? Both are draft dodgers but they want to send other people’s children to war.

“For the right-wingers who bought guns believing the newly elected Obama would confiscate them, how many have been confiscated? Also, if you were so sure they would be taken, why buy more just so they can be seized?”

“Republicans want a shock jock for president. They don’t want someone who is intelligent; they want loud and demeaning.”

“Everyone calm down. No Republicans are going into the White House in 2012 unless they are on a tour. Just relax.”

“My friends ask me if I exercise. I tell them yes, that I am a weightlifter. Every time I get up I lift 200 pounds.”

“Why is the U.S. Postal Service losing money? Because the managers get nice bonuses every year.”

“President Obama did more harm to my black brothers and sisters than anyone can imagine. They became more disrespectful and disgraceful under his leadership.”

“Pliant Corporation fired a man for refusing to wear a ‘666’ sticker that denoted the number of days the factory had been accident-free. (CQ) They should have known better to have even printed stickers with that number.”