TV LINES THAT I QUOTE ON A REGULAR BASIS

Thanks for the request, @nathalia! I wouldn't say I use these every day, but some come pretty damn close. Sorry this is so delayed. Going to make this open because I wanna hear everybody else's responses. 😁

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"We need a new plague."

Dwight Schrute, The Office. I say this whenever I am in any crowded or semi-crowded place. It is probably a terrible thing for a public health student to say.

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"Ten seconds at a time."

Kimmy Schmidt, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. This is kind of my mantra and helps quite a bit with anxiety.

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"First of all, how dare you?"

Kelly Kapoor, The Office. I don't think this one even needs an explanation.

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"Sure, fine, whatever."

Dana Scully, The X-Files. This probably infuriates people.

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"McDonald's."

Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project. Whenever asked what would cheer me up/what I want, in the same exasperated yet hopeful tone.

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. -Michael Scott, The Office