Calm down, Warner Brothers. So this is about a part-time high school student, part-time ninja named Lloyd (Dave Franco). He is ostracized at school because his estranged father (Justin Theroux) keeps trying to take over the city. Will he defeat his father … Continue reading Daddy Issues – The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)

It’s all sniffles. So it turns out that the animated feature was wrong, because when dogs die, they don’t go to heaven, they actually get reincarnated. This is about one dog over several lifetimes, trying to understand what he is … Continue reading Ugly Crying – A Dog’s Purpose (2017)