Well, it’s all over but the shouting. And by that, I mean the bad singing. I’ve watched every episode of the four-month endurance contest that is “American Idol” this season (not that there’s anything …

AP OK, I really like Lucky Charms leprechaun-looking Elliott, if only as an against-all-odds normal human being on this freak show called “American Idol.” And his mom is beyond cute. But every Elliott …

“Chris, you’re going home tonight.”Chris Daughtry was supposed to take it all. Video of the bald rocker’s reaction to his premature dismissal here (on your second viewing, watch Katharine preparing to …

So yeah, it’s raining and raining, and they say it’s going to keep on raining for another couple of weeks. April showers bring May flowers and all that. I really like it — as long as I’m listening to …

You know how it is. (Well, 35 million-or-so of you know how it is.) Your friends won’t talk with you about “American Idol,” much less watch it with you (much, much less obsess about it with you). It’s …