Tip 1: Designate an hour each day to being useless. If you find yourself trying to make a plan, stop. Go with the flow. Stare out of the window. Lick the window. Stand one one leg with one's underpants on one's head.

"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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