12 Fake Reality TV Shows That We Would Definitely Watch

1. Poll Dancer

16 professional women compete for a job as a Congressional Campaign Manager through a series of challenges relating to exotic dancing. Choosing the winner are CNN correspondent Candy Crowley, screenwriter Diablo Cody, and Lindsay Mills, professional dancer, acrobat, and ex-girlfriend of Edward Snowden.

5. Aromatherapy

6. America’s Next Top Christmas Tree

18 of the nation’s hottest trees compete for the honor of being “America’s Next Top Christmas Tree” through a competition testing their strength, beauty, and intelligence. Challenges include “Don’t let the lights outshine you!” and “What to do when there’s a fire?” The winning tree will be set up behind the Rockefeller Center in December 2015.