Al-Qaeda Issues “Sexual Jihad” Fatwa Telling Widows To Have Sex With Its Members

A local official in Diyala province revealed that Al Qaeda Organization has asked the widows of its commanders and fighters to abide by “Sexual Jihad Fatwa” as a means of support to its guerillas; considering that such a Fatwa is transnational.

“Intelligence cells commissioned with monitoring Al Qaeda’s activities within Diyala’s borders have reported that the highly-ranked officials in the organization urged the widows of the commanders and members to abide by the sexual Jihad Fatwa. This Fatwa allows Al Qaeda’s women to have sexual intercourse with members of the organization to lift their morale”, said Al Khalis district’s administrative official, Oday Al Khadran in a statement to Alsumaria.

“The attempt to implement the Sexual Jihad Fatwa issued by clergymen that support the armed groups in Syria proves that such laws are transnational. This also points out that Al Qaeda’s course of action in Syria or in any other country is closely related to the events that are taking place in Iraq”, he added.

Can you even imagine? These widows lose their husbands and they have smelly, scraggly bearded thugs who split their time between caves and throwing acid in the faces of school girls expecting them to put out in the name of “jihad.” On the other hand, these widows were married to Al-Qaeda members; so it’s hard to feel sorry for them even though you know they’re going to be regularly hearing lines like, “Are those real, or are you just packing explosives,” from now on.

Give the widows an std then turn them loose. All those half- fairys can have all the sex they can handle, then the Jihad will have to wait for the crotch scratching , crab infested suicide bombers and if we’re lucky they will infect each other. The most fitting end for a Al Queda freedom fighter who will be fighting to keep his genitals.