Hello. Today I had to wait ten minutes for my bus. So I thought I'd get myself a kebab. I did that and it didn't take too long so I still had eight minutes before the bus was meant to come. Because I had thought I might take the kebab home with me and eat it there, but then eight minutes had to be enough, I thought, and I got to it. In five minutes I'd seen it off. And I though, good, I've still got time to throw the paper away before the bus gets here. Then I threw the paper away but then, when the bus was meant to come, it didn't come. It didn't come in the next five minutes either. So then I thought, I could have bought myself another kebab. But then you obviously don't want to miss your bus while your busy ordering a kebab. That would be silly, particularly when you've just eaten a kebab so you haven't even got the excuse that you would have otherwise not eaten any kebab if you hadn't ordered one. So I had to wait a bit longer. I waited another five minutes and the bus still didn't come. Then I thought, it probably was in fact better, even if I could have managed time-wise to eat another two kebabs, not to eat them, because you can't start eating a kebab every five minutes of your free time. That would be tasty, but expensive. If we say you sleep for eight hours, work for eight hours and have eight hours free time a day. That would be 12 kebabs an hour, so about 30 euros, so about 240 euros a day. Then you'd need a monthly income of 7200 euros just to cover your kebab costs. That wouldn't be an outRAGEous amount of money, I thought,...so maybe you could do that after all, but no, you couldn't, because at some point the bloody bus is gonna show up.

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