183 Responses to “Pastover event”

I’m just sitting here twiddling my thumbs waiting fo the Apocalypse to begin. A few minutes ago I thought I felt lighter, like I could float up to meet Jesus in the sky. But then I farted and the sensation was gone. Guess it was just gas. Well, the day is young, although it’s nearly May 22nd on the other side of the International Date Line.

Atsap: You are – I believe – old enough to remember a great country music song about Elizabeth Taylor: “…I’m just sitting here waiting, ’cause I know that, sooner or later, she’ll get around to me…” It’d be interesting to be able to compare Liz/Apocalypse probabilities quantitatively. And thank you (and many gutsy others) for exemplary resistance to youknowwho.

Here’s an old one: (I ask)”Which has more finger prints, the FBI or LTA?” (Then you ask) “Whats the LTA?” (I answer) “Liz Taylor’s ass.”

I proclaim that May 21st hereafter be celebrated as National Harold Camping Day and that Harold be made a Saint, the Patron Saint of Gullible Fools. Harold has out-Popoffed even the greatest of the great religious charlatans.

This Japanese spam from ooobrands is prolific. Some comments pages of diverse sites have several thousand spams from them and have been rendered unusable. I’m amazed they have not been traced and stopped, the scum!

Captain Birdseyesays:

March 2, 2016 at 8:34 AM

25% of comments are now ooobrands spam. Watch it increase to 100%.

Captain Birdseyesays:

March 2, 2016 at 9:33 AM

My research. Japanese spammers are jailed, even for ‘intending to spam’. Chinese spammers, once located, are sent spam every 20 seconds telling them to ‘hand themselves in for punishment.’ I believe that the spamming of spammers is illegal everywhere but China.

Saint Gnocchisays:

February 29, 2016 at 11:33 PM

Dear Keith, For you, here’s a riddle with a twist: (I’ll supply the Answer and you must supply the Question) Here goes: Answer: Chicken Sukiyaki.