Finally………………The Rock………………..HAS COME BACK………………to Chicago. That’s right, The Rock has managed to find his way to Chicago! He didn’t quite make it to the Madhouse tonight, due to being deathly allergic to lethargy, depression, and the smell of foot cheese, but he did manage to find a special guest after the game. At this point I think it’s safe to say The Rock killed off the little girl in the cab because I have not seen her in months. That being said, let’s make this quick, because The Rock is itching to get back to his latest film G.I. Joe 152: How Advanced Stats Saved Cobra Commanders Life. I won’t lie, I just don’t think this will have the mass appeal to bring in the big bucks….

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