I have two: The first is one day after school in jr. high, it was pouring rain, and neither my friend or I wanted to get wet while walking to our bus, so we decided to cut across the grass. Well, we started to run, and I was almost to the bus, when my feet slipped on the muddy grass, and I fell flat on my back. When I got on the bus, I could tell that the driver was trying hard not to laugh. Unfortunately, my older sister was not so nice when she saw the mud and grass that covered me from my neck, all the way down my pants.

The second is on the first day of my sophomore year of high school, I was walking down the stairs after my second period and I missed one of the steps. I sort of fell to the side and felt someone steady me. When I looked up, it was a really hot senior guy. He asked me if I was alright, and I said yes, but in my head I was thinking "No!"

Well, I always fall up the stairs. Never down, only up....and the only time I've fallen down the stairs in my memory....I broke both my ring fingers. At the same time. Walking down the stairs of a portable in school, just after a fresh new snow.

Broke my leg at the furthest possible place away from the car when I was on a hike.

Wound up in the hospital for an extended period of time because of complications from a pulled hamstring. There are many more but it's basically just repeating the same. I'm accident prone.

Come on and pick me up, somebody clear the wreckage from the blast....-Jack's Mannequin, The Resolution

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Well... there's a lot of them. But the most embarrassing one has got to be in Jr. High. I was walking, or running, can't really remember. Wait I'm getting ahead of myself...

On the stairs there are bubble like things on the steps, so it's really easy to trip on them. I'm surprised they even have that on there! Anyway, as I'm walking/running down the steps because I'm late to class I tripped on one of the bubbles and went flying down to the ground floor. Yeah, it's safe to say that I was NOT hurt in that process and landed sitting cross-legged. How? I don't know. But the embarrassing part was that the Principal saw the whole thing and ran out to see if I was okay. And then one of the "popular cheerleaders" was in the lobby and I could tell she was trying to hold back a laugh as she was asking me if I was okay.

Ugh, I hated those stairs after that. I really wished I HAD broken a leg so I could just take the elevator...

And another time was in Jr. High again but this time I was playing a rec league Basketball game. Someone inbounded the ball to me and I like totally missed it or something (there was no one around me because it was a dead ball...) so I turned to go get it, but tripped over- nothing?- and fell face down on to the ground. Everyone was laughing, including the coach (which was my mom btw). So not cool.

I just had a Bella moment. I was wearing socks in the house and our floor is made out of wood, so they can get super slippery sometimes. So I was running from the kitchen and it slipped a slammed right into the frame of the door. It hurt sooooo badly. I was like, " OUCH!!!! FRICKEN."

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i am AM bella. i am about the most clumsiest person you'll EVER meet. i fall down like 10 times a day, on a good day a few times. and on a bad day 15-20 times - trust me, i counted.

one funny bella moment. i was going up my the basement stairs. i had "TIDE" in my hand, and it was open. the cap was in my other hand (i poured some in it) anyways, i am walking up and somehow i tangle myself up and i fall, ALL the way up from the 3rd top step and i fall down the stairs. the soap basically flies everywhere and i got a TON of soap in my mouth...it went everywere. i was so sticky and soapy and my mouth, ughhh...i had to brush my teeth twice.

During the winter it gets really icy and slick when it snows or ices over, Anyways I was just getting to school and I saw all my friends, and I had something really important to tell one of them, So I got a little over excited and started walking a little too fast and ending up sliding down and busting my head open.

Not my proudest moment.

His arms wrapped around me, holding me against him, summer and winter.It felt like every nerve ending in my body was a live wire.