We’ve lacked posts about titties here for a while, so here’s Abigail Ratchford ( <- NSFW ) doing what she does until she marries a club promoter or a DJ or whatever. Or until Lindsay Pelas kills her so her agent can book stuff like this. I have to give the concept guy points for making her wear an In-N-Out hat and having ice cream dripped all over her tits. He’s still probably congratulating himself on the symbolism even bros can understand. Solid work.

We can sit here and debate the merits of wall calendars and why Abigail Ratchford is famous all day if you want, but she has a 2016 calendar and this pic is in it. So why don’t you look at that now instead of having to wait until you have to take your car to that mechanic your brother-in-law knows. What’s that noise? You should really get tht checked out. Trying to help you out here, dude. There’s really no need for your attitude right now to be honest.