In the red corner, he's the giant master of disaster, weighing in at over 200 words, it's
LOOOOOOOOONG COPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

***Jeers***

Booth Announcer #1: Whoa! The people do not seem to like Long Copy, Short Copy is clearly the crowd favorite...Booth Announcer #2: Well, we live in a busy world, who has time for Long CopyBooth Announcer #1: Good Point, let's take it back to the ring, the fight is about to get underway

Referee: OK Boys, watch your grammar and punctuation. Misspellings will not be allowed. Shake keyboards, go to your corners and wait for the bell.

***DING DING***

Booth Announcer #1: Short Copy goes for the quick knockdown, but Long Copy is too big to be taken down. Short Copy is landing jab after jab after jab

Booth Announcer #1: Long Copy has had enough of little henpecks from Short Copy and is climbing the ropes, hoping to smother Short Copy once and for all....

***FWAAAAAP!!!!!!!***

Booth Announcer #1: He misses!!! Short Copy is just too fast, was able to just side step the slower albeit more powerful Long CopyBooth Announcer #2: Wait a minute! Who is that entering the ring?

***Crowd Erupts in CHEERS***

Booth Announcer #1: I can't believe it, it's Relevant Copy!!!!Booth Announcer #2: It's not even a fair fight, he's kickin' both of their a%^%#Booth Announcer #1: The Crowd is going NUTS, they can't get enough of Relevant Copy!!!Booth Announcer #2: Well..He IS the CHAMP!

Senior Persuasion Architect: Trying to judge the persuasiveness of copy by it's length is like trying to tell how fast a car is by looking at the color of its paint. We've seen some very persuasive short copy, as well as some awfully persuasive and interesting loooooong copy.

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