Poignant piano music lyrically frames cinematic close-ups of actor Kevin Nealon, who in his faux serious, dead-pan style, rattles off a series of farcical problems with no known cure: lazy ear, infantile baldness, backward baseball caps and doctors without underwear to name a few.

Then, he turns the corner and uses these unfixable issues to illustrate that the problem with homeless pets in Los Angeles is indeed