I’d probably have just made Dusty cuss here, but my mom reads this comic so I try to keep it PG-13 because she got caught in a time loop last year and is now 13 years old again. Wormholes are crazy, but maybe not as crazy as actual worms. You ever see a picture of two of them knockin’ worm boots? It’s just a big pool of wiggly love juice. Saw that shiz in a text book in maybe the fifth grade and I started to see Earthworm Jim a lot differently. I still can’t hear Dan Castellaneta’s voice without thinking about worms making babies. The Simpsons may as well be worm porn.