The crackpot theories of DBZ

I always thought the absolute weirdest things about DBZ when I was little and those oddball theories and child logic facts continued for a long time and I still sometimes make them up just to laugh at..

What I want to ask is, what is everyone else's silly little crackpot thoughts about DBZ? I found an old list I wrote in a note book a couple years ago and typed it up, so here's what I have so far (some have been contributed from friends):

1. Majin Buu is actually a failed experiment for non-vulcanized rubber bouncy balls.2. Only the REAL baddies of DBZ can rock pink so hard (this includes Piccolo)3. If Piccolo merged with every last person of his race he could, despite their peaceful nature, beat the tar out of ANYONE.4. There was once some sort of attempt to explain that namekians are plant based beings.. Here is the science behind it.. THERE IS NO SCIENCE BEHIND IT!5. Vulcanizing Majin Buu would in effect disable him permanently...Vegeta would then use him as a lawn gnome.6. There is a dragon somewhere crying because he has LOST HIS BALLS!7. Time/space will rip itself into shreds because the dragon balls keep wishing everyone back and messing up time's continuous work.8. Piccolo keeps his antennae covered because he only gets the sports channel now, maybe on a full moon he can pick up an FM radio station but the moon is now destroyed.. (thanks Goku)9. Namekians do not really have sharp pointy teeth, it was a fad amongst the kids a long time ago and the false teeth NEVER came out..even in the newborns.10. Babadi is just mad at the world because he looks like a booger cross bred with a hairball and then got a face as an after thought.11. Yanking Babadi's muzzle whiskers while he's using telepathy will change the broadcast channel to the news.12. Krillin somehow breathes through the dots on his forehead or skin because he has no NOSE.13. If both Frieza and Cell could use their egos as a ki attack Earth is hosed no matter how you slice it.14. Buu doesn't delude himself into thinking he's the most powerful being because he IS the most powerful being.15. Yanking on Fat Buu's antennae just right will activate a feature that turns him into an awesome punch balloon.16. Playing with Piccolo's ears is the quickest way to get yourself killed unless you are kid Gohan.17. Frieza's ego is so inflated it could stop an entire spatial collapse and save the universe if utilized properly.18. Cell is not indeed 'perfect' in his final form, he still lost THE GAME.19. Raditz's hair doubles as a sponge that can kill a planet by absorbing all bodies of water.20. Raditz once cleaned up an oil spill in an ocean and just never managed to get it all out of his hair.21. Raditz's hair is his own personal 'hammer space'.22. Cell and Majin Buu are the missing no. of DBZNEW!! 23. Perfect Cell's head is not actually that shape, he actually absorbed the pope, and his head mimicked the hat. He is now the space pope.

*After clapping for about two hours* my hat goes off to you miss for making all of these thing that make JBill Engvall's standup routine look like a five year old telling knock-knock jokes. In short: you are awesome. Also to Caboose; remember that the space pope is reptilian so that would explain alot (bragging rights for whoever knows what that is from.)