Posted on
Wednesday 12 March 2008

So it’s been almost 8 months since my last update, and for all I know it might be another 8 months until the next one, however, today is an update day. What’s more, it’s entirely about me.

I found a couple of old photo albums with, surprisingly enough, pictures in. So I thought I’d share some of the least embaressing ones with you. From the looks of it, they’re from around 9 years ago when I was 12/13. Click to see the full size shots.

Perhaps this first one is a little older, since I look younger than in the others, taken on Christmas day by the looks of it, and no, I’m pretty sure I got other stuff to, not just books. That would suck.

I have no idea why anyone would take a pic while I was pulling my face, but whatever, maybe someone wanted to capture the aftermath of a particularly devilish fart.

Here are a couple of me in my Judo gi, probably both taken after gradings. Also as an added bonus, in the second one I struck a super gay pose, so be sure not to miss the opportunity to make fun of that in the comments.

Here’s one of me somewhere, at sometime, standing next to a steam tractor. How random.

Last but not least, one of me on my thirteenth birthday in school uniform.

So yeah, that was me then, now you know. If anyone wants to share some memories* from their youth, feel free to do so in the comments, or if you have a blog do it there and leave me a trackback.

* I don’t actually remember having these pics taken at all. These days and many more like them have been completely pushed out of my brain space.

If you’re a paedophile and fapped off to these pics like the evil bastard you are, I, and the police, would like to hear from you. Drop me an email at youjustruinedmychildhoodmemories@hddkillers.com

Thankfully, there aren’t any photos of me in my Judo gi. Not that I’d even consider putting them up if I did. Lucky for me, I didn’t do any super gay posing either. Although I am — according to the accounts of certain goons — prone to exclaiming things in a super gay way.

When have you ever seen me describe something as simply wonderful (darling)? I’m not camp at all. They just have to come up with something that they can try to come back with whenever their bellies get mentioned.

As for the pictures, it may be possible, but unlikely. Digital photography wasn’t exactly mainstream when I was that age.