Guttermouth — Flacidism lyrics

Where I'll be in ten years
Nobody knows and nobody cares
I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears"
I'm waging war from an easy chair

Got no life, got no ambition
Out of pills, flacid condition

Oh, my boner's vanished
Please, return to me, boner

Fifteen years have come and gone
Vacation at the Reeperbahn
Prostitutes and drugs I'm on
Out of dope, my boner's gone

Got no life, got no ambition
Out of pills, flacid condition

Oh, my condition is flacid as can be
What does flacid mean?
Look it up in the dictionary
In the dictionary
I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a boner
'Cause his first name is dick
If you think about it
His first name is dick, dictionary
There's no way that he will ever have to--