When placing your personal advert, Dame Wotta Tripp
suggests the use of the following handy dating acronyms if they apply to you, and please do try to be honest, even
if it doesn't altogether come naturally to you:

A&D-
armed & dangerous - do not approach

AM&T-
all mouth & trousers

BBC- big
black cheeks

B-I!- beware
- Irish!

BPP- bagpipe
player

BP -blonde
physicist

BPPI-
British person of possible interest

BW- beyond
weird

BWS- black
white supremacist

C-PA!-
caution - possible Australian!

CWF- costume
wearing furry

DAWF - drunk
and weeping Frenchman

Dom- enjoys
dominoes

Dw-
Dwarven

E-C-
ex-con

FG- female
geek

FRH-
fascinating red-head

GOB- good
ol' boy

HRUO- has
rash of unknown origin

IN-
inmate

J-
janitor

JrF - jester
- full court costume

LBWW- large
bald white woman

LOL- little
old lady

LOM- little
old Malaysian

MBHBF- male
big hands big feet

MG- male
geek

MILF - magistrate
I'd like to fondle

OS-
object-sexual

OTR- on the
run

Other- A
multi-faceted word designation with many & varied subtle meanings & nuances, rather akin to the Inuit
word for snow