I went over to this boy's house and he was a little, I guess you could say, “eccentric.” We were on his bed and he was going to town on me in the crotch area. He got excited and put my panties around his neck while going down. I felt a bit weird but wasn't too bothered by it.

A few days later he left me a message on the phone saying that I smelled really nice, that I had soft inner thighs and skin. (Yes, he said those words verbatim.) Weird that someone would leave that kind of message on a voicemail to a stranger, but whatever.

We texted back and forth the next week and he said, “[Cherry Blossom Girl], I really want to ask you a serious question. I know we don't know each other well but I love tasting you and I want to take it to the next step…”