Possibly the worse joke ever?

this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; This guy goes to the doctor and says, &quot;Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but every time I fart it sounds like the word 'Honda'.&quot;
&quot;That's interesting. Never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you ...

This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but every time I fart it sounds like the word 'Honda'."

"That's interesting. Never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.

The guy says, "Sure." He farts and sure enough the doctor hears, "Honda."

After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guy's farts say, "Honda." It is a completely out-of-this-world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist.

After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opens up the guy's mouth and examines it.

It is the end of the Saints training camp and Sean Payton has a difficult decision regarding the last roster spot. It comes down to 3 players, 1 from Ole Miss, 1 from Miss. State, and 1 from LSU. He decides that since they are so equal in talent, he will give them a test of endurance.

He takes all 3 of the players out to a farm in the country, and he explains to them that the test is to see who can stay in the pig pen the longest. It is very muddy and sloppy in there, and the stench is almost unbearable.

The Ole Miss player goes in 1st, and after about 30 seconds he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeee....that is the worst smell I have ever smelt."

Next the Miss. State player goes in, and he stays in there about a minute, but sure enough, he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Wow...that's the worst thing I've ever smelt."

Finally, the LSU player goes into the pig pen. A minute goes by...then 5 minutes...finally the pig comes running out holding his nose...

It is the end of the Saints training camp and Sean Payton has a difficult decision regarding the last roster spot. It comes down to 3 players, 1 from Ole Miss, 1 from Miss. State, and 1 from LSU. He decides that since they are so equal in talent, he will give them a test of endurance.

He takes all 3 of the players out to a farm in the country, and he explains to them that the test is to see who can stay in the pig pen the longest. It is very muddy and sloppy in there, and the stench is almost unbearable.

The Ole Miss player goes in 1st, and after about 30 seconds he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeee....that is the worst smell I have ever smelt."

Next the Miss. State player goes in, and he stays in there about a minute, but sure enough, he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Wow...that's the worst thing I've ever smelt."

Finally, the LSU player goes into the pig pen. A minute goes by...then 5 minutes...finally the pig comes running out holding his nose...