That is not a spider....This is a spider....shot this with my phone at night. zoomed in a bit but he was fully 2" long at the body.....and that is small in comparison to some of the other banana spiders we get here in FL.

Whack the piss out of it with a bat, then step on it, then set it on fire, take the ashes and put them down the drain and turn on the grinder, chase it with hot bacon grease, then eat the bacon as a victory meal.

no love for tarantulas? i have a starburst baboon tarantula. his name is Darth Maul. i heard they are one of the most venomous in the world. still harmless to humans, unless your allergic which is rare.

That is not a spider....This is a spider....shot this with my phone at night. zoomed in a bit but he was fully 2" long at the body.....and that is small in comparison to some of the other banana spiders we get here in FL.

(Freaky *** picture)

What in the ever loving Jesus is that! I'm alright saying I'm less of a man if it means I never have to be in a dark room with that arachnid spawn of Satan armed with nothing more than a camera phone.