Android children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Apple, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Windows and Blackberries. Windows are stupid. They all wear green, and Blackberry children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Blackberry children. And Palms are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Apple.