Oh, man. There's tribute songs, and then there's tribute songs. This one, by New York singer/comedian Brent Black, who performs as Brentalfloss, falls into the italicized camp—not only did it make me laugh, I can't get it out of my head.

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There are some lyrical turns in here that I can't believe no one's come up with before—in particular, pointing out that some of the Splicers look like a terrifying version of Joan Rivers, and making the joke that Rapture is "An Ayn Rand wet dream." Geddit? Wet dream? Come on, surely someone's made that joke before…