4stuck in a junked Buick Centurion parked under the freeway overpassmarked with a barely-visible pentagramhiding a deep secretchoking on its own cologne

5and decided to do something about it.and realized it was up to them to fix it.and felt it was only a matter of time until it died.and tried to ignore it, but it tugged at their heart strings.

6They telepathically contactedThey were driving to work one day and literally ran over They searched dark alleys and sun-drenched produce markets and foundThey were at breakfast the next morning and spilled scalding coffee on

Within two hours of inappropriate glances, everyone knew the story and things began to fall into place…

Friends and family rallied behind the cause, and before you could say “Uncle Elmo’s Underpants,” a change came over the town….

12 (insert one of these pictures as the “pay-off.”)

13And that, as Paul Harvey used to say, is the rest of the story.

And despite what happened, that old man still wears those same gabardine slacks.

And to this day, no one has ever seen the one-eyed drifter with the heart of gold who started the whole thing!

Please forward this to everyone you know, or your family might die.

Example: A friend of mine was concerned with an unsightly wart marked with a barely-visible pentagram and decided to do something about it. They were at breakfast the next morning and spilled scalding coffee on an Ovaltine-chugging, seven-foot-tall, Estonian welder who had many prosthetic limbs. They drank NyQuil coladas while relating their incredible yarn. After 1000 volunteer hours and countless false alarms, a miracle occurred…(insert picture) And despite what happened, that old man still wears those same gabardine slacks.