Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Phrases you'll never hear from someone who's been to Rome

1. "Darling, I think we should redo the entire back garden in cobblestones!"
2. "Air conditioning is useless here - we have high ceilings after all."
3. "I'm thinking of taking up smoking, it seems so chic."
4. "I can't get enough of ancient architecture, Churches in particular!"
5. "Are you craving Pizza as much as I am?"
6. "Oh look! A fountain! How unexpected!"