With our beloved Chicago Bears inexplicably 1-2 after squandering two certain victories in the 4th quarter, the 2008 NFL season is certainly off to a craptastic start . I keep telling myself things could be worse, but when you gift wrap games early in the season and lose ground, playoff hopes diminish by the second. With the powerful Philadelphia Eagles coming to town Sunday night, optimism of pulling back to .500 is lower than Vince Young’s Wonderlic score. The Middie Monsters latest hitting rock bottom episode has inspired me to make a power rankings list of 10 NFL teams that also have provided plenty of pain and suffering to their fans. Enjoy the list, and the gratuitous upskirt shot of our fearless leader.

10. Chicago Bears

BAD: Gave away last two games in 4th quarter, offense less consistent than Paul Konerko, defense takes series off (sometimes two) every quarter, center Olin Kruetz has bad case of “Mountain Dew Mouth”.

GOOD: ReceiverBrandon Lloyd has become reliable target, defense still can shut down opponents when it feels happy, running back Matt Forte should take rookie of year honors.