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Don’t Vote

Most sites you’ll visit today will tell you to go vote.

Not here. Not me.

I mean, yeah, I think you should and all – if you’re informed. If you’re not, though, and you’re voting “because you’re supposed to” or “because you hate so-and-so” or “you want to write-in Q*Bert,” just do us all a favor and don’t vote, okay?

If you’re uninformed: don’t vote.

If you’re too young: don’t vote.

If you’re an idiot: don’t vote.

If you’re Canadian: don’t vote here.

If you’re voting because someone told you you should: don’t vote.

If you’re voting to get out of that “you can’t say anything bad if you didn’t vote” clause: don’t vote.

If you’re dead: don’t vote.

If you’ve already voted: don’t vote again.

If, however, you know anything about the issues: vote. That includes people who are voting basically on one or two issues. Know the issue, know the candidate, and vote.