'Operation Yewtree' scoops best brand award

'Operation Yewtree', the Police investigation into sexual offences committed against children has triumphed over stiff global competition to win the coveted 'Best Brand' at a glittering awards ceremony in London.
The three-stranded Police Operation has created brand and sub-brand recognition which puts technology companies such as Apple and major financial institutions such as HSBC to shame according to renowned marketing expert Geoffrey Price.
More than 80% of all persons read a statement about Yewtree asked whether the facts related to Savile, Savile and Others or just Others and remarkably, 9 out of every 10 under 7's were able to name more paedophiles than mammals.
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