Exactly what it says on the tin.

YSaC, Vol. 1778: For sooth

let an angel sing to you

let me express my dedication to my two home countries.
call me and i will sing either the American national anthem or Canadian national anthem to you.
i love my countries and would like to let you hear the voice of an angel sooth you on this beautiful labor day.

Oh hey – a national anthem post. I should totally use this for volume 1776.

Oh crap.

True fact – drmk and I go to a lot of amateur sporting events. At these events, amateur persons often sing the American and/or Canadian national anthems. 99 times out of 100 they are not even a LITTLE bit soothing. In fact, our friends have determined that far more entertaining than the actual performer is watching us twitch at each random modulation and botched intonation.

So I think, Sparky, you will NOT be hearing from us on the dial-an-anthem line any time soon. Unless you want to perform the honors for Johncageistan.

No one on earth could sound so bad.
I hear and know that I’ve been had.
There must be a devil
Posting Craigslist ads.
I read the ad and make the call.
I hear, but I’m not soothed at all.
It’s a hellish choir of devils,
And they’re posting Craigslist ads.

Dave, I owe you one. Just wanted to let everyone know that Beesmas is almost here. And if you are a member of the sekrit group on Facebook, you want to be sure to sign up for it. 8) It’s too much fun to miss! Thanks. We now return you to your regularly scheduled snark.

Friend Demi Hungerford on Facebook and I will invite you in. 8) We have to put it to a vote, By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs and by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major issues. 8)

Oh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
That this thong is not mine.
For my man parts is tight.
and I’m constantly screaming.
and the pocket down there
is too small for my pair
They’re schmooshed so they fight
just to get some more air.

I apologize to everyone. I should not have gone so far with the TMI.

Also, C”You shouldn’t be behind me right now”J, I borrowed your “seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” in that first line.

*appropriate throat clearing noises*
Oh, say can you hear! When that number you dial,
What so proudly the ad calls the voice of an angel
With botched notes and flubbed words! through the perilous highs,
O’er the land line we groaned but could not end the concert.