President Yahoo von Hotmail has ruined his relationship with mainstream media and, most especially, his lover CNN. On Tuesday, the news station announced that it wouldn’t be attending the annual White House Christmas party because President LooseLips von TweetBeef won’t stop talking bad about the press.

“In light of the president’s continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN, we do not feel it is appropriate to celebrate with him as his invited guests,” the statement continued. “We will send a White House reporting team to the event and report on it if news warrants.”

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, who has the White House value-add of a run-over leather boot, took to Twitter to douse oil on the presidential dumpster fire she heartlessly defends.

“Christmas comes early! Finally, good news from @CNN,” she tweeted.

Trump’s attacks on news stations that don’t tout flattering news about his presidency have been relentless. Recently he tweeted:

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Hopefully, Trump and CNN can get counseling, and if they can’t work it out together, then maybe Trump will just move out of the White House and back home to his first country, Russia.