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Spoiler:- Chapter 3: "I'm not insane, it's just to someone like you everything I say sounds like nonsense!":

The strange sound was getting louder, as something started materializing in front of them.

"The hell is that thing?" Rouga yelled. Rouga seemed surprised on the outside, but inside he was completely and utterly frightened. "What is this? An enemy attacking us here? In our mortal forms? Why here, why now?" he thought.

"Remember when I said I traveled with a man and saved people throughout many places?" Jaku said.

"Yes." they all said.

"You are about to meet him."

The thing materializing had begun to take solid form. It finally appeared, as, a blue telephone box?

"Can someone tell me why the hell a 1950's police box just appeared out of no where? Because I am certainly confused as hell." Rouga said in a calm tone, somewhat relieved that it doesn't seem to be an enemy.

Jaku walked up to the box and knocked on the door.

No one answered.

Jaku then took the silver key from the chain on his neck, and inserted it into the keyhole, then turned. The door became unlocked.

"Why does his key unlock this thing?" Rouga said to the others.

"I have absolutely no idea." Kida said.

Jaku walked inside, and motioned for the others to do the same.

They reluctantly followed.

"It's, bigger on the inside." They all said simultaneously.

Indeed it was, the inside was ten times as big as the outside box, and equally strange. There seemed to be a central control panel, and the walls were all strange and alien.

"Damnit, where is he?" Jaku said, as he pressed a button on the control panel.

A hologram of a man appeared, the man was tall, and wore a tweed jacket and bow-tie, he held a strange pen-like device in his right hand.

"If you are seeing this, then you must have found it already Jaku." the man said.

The others were astonished, and could hardly speak.

"You may be wondering why the TARDIS just appeared out of no where in front of you, wherever you are. it is because of this. I am in trouble, I'm running, faster than I have ever run before. I sent the TARDIS to you so you could pilot it back to my location, which is pre-set in the control panel, you are my only hope Jaku, and I'm sorry."

The hologram disappeared.

"The Doctor needs help from a group of shinigami huh? looks like this should be fun." Jaku released his giggai, and returned to shinigami form."

"What exactly do you think you are doing? And what is the 'TARDIS' that this strange man is talking of, and how do you expect to go off and do whatever while there are hollows running amok in hueco mundo?" Rouga exclaimed, now seething with rage that Jaku dragged him into something he did not understand.

"Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. T.A.R.D.I.S. That is the TARDIS, that man is The Doctor."

"Doctor? Doctor who?" Rouga asked.

"It's just The Doctor, he's an old friend. And I suggest we help him, because if it wasn't for him you'd be burned in an eternal hellfire before you were even born! He is like fire and ice and rage. And he's, wonderful. He's seen all of time and space with his thousand year old eyes in the body of a man no older than me. He is humanity's true guardian, we are the guardians of the dead. If you do not wish to help me, then I will resign my position as a shinigami, and go alone."

"You seem to make a valid point. Though I am probably going to hear hell from Golde, I'll come." Rouga said.

"Me too." said Kida.

"I will follow suit." said Akio.

Everyone else released their giggais and agreed.

"Then it's time to raise some hell!" Jaku said, as he pulled a level and the whole box started moving, and making the same noise it made before.

Moments later, it stopped moving, and Jaku opened the doors and stepped out, the others followed suit.

They were in a large lab-like building, they could hear a strange whrrrrring noise from the next room, they followed the noise.

When they entered the room, they found the Doctor, along with three other people, standing in a prison. The Doctor was using his strange machine on the lock, which was the source of the noise.

"Oh, Jaku, glad to see you again! I see you brought some friends, so what's new? I see you're wearing some strange clothes and you all have weapons. And those weapons seemed to be giving off a lot of energy now are they? That's what I like, big pointy glowy powerful things that have my name written all over them. Well not really, give me time, and a crayon." The Doctor said.

"Are you insane?" Rouga asked.

"I'm not insane, it's just to someone like you everything I say sounds like nonsense!"

"I'm not prepared to take insults from a man I just met." Rouga said, grasping his zanpakuto.

Rouga shot the lock, and it opened.

"Jaku! Good to see you again, how's the kids?" a woman with blond curly hair asked.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Of course, earlier in the time-stream before you meet me. Anyway, I'm River Song, you are going to meet me again very soon."

"Wait, I'm going to have kids?" Jaku yelled, terrified of the thought.

"Spoilers!" River said.

"Anyway, Jaku, this is Amy and Rory, they travel with me." The Doctor pointed to the other man and woman behind him.

"Ah hollows, strange creatures they are, from the fact that they were once humans that have deteriorated into a primal being." The Doctor said.

"How do you know about hollows?"

"You'll be surprised how much I know about soul reapers after one kidnapped me and nearly took my head off. It was pretty fun though, probably made a lot of men mad though considering I blew up the soul society by complete accident." The Doctor said. "Anyway, we need to get to the control room of this place, there is something malevolent going on here and I need to stop it."

"There are hollows advancing inside this building though, I'd be surprised if we make it out in one piece." said Rouga.

They made their way to a control room, with various screens and keyboards. They bolted the doors shut and the shinigami stood facing them.

"Hurry up Doctor, the hollows are coming to kill us!" Jaku said.

Several large booms were heard from the door, the hollows were trying to get in.

"No need to worry, just get me a cup of tea, twelve jammy dodgers and a fez."

Err, yeah, about that. Blue is transgendered, and prefers to be referred to as female. Most of you already know, but for those who don't, it's likely because it's been difficult to get contact with (Flash and Da.c who have been away for so long), or because we don't often talk to you outside of the club itself (Kusari and Eon, mainly, who aren't on MSN). If anyone feels offended because they weren't told earlier, please don't, it's nothing personal. We're just very much MSN people.

Ah. This actually explains quite a bit. I'll be adapting my fanfic, then. The second female Kenpachi, who would've thought?

It still says "male" under gender on her profile, though. Might let her know to change that. god, it's hard not to type "he", "him", and "his"

Originally Posted by ILP

I hope everyone respects Blue's decision as a person, and who she wants to be. For anyone who doesn't, all I can say is that I'm disappointed in you.

Seconded. If you don't respect this, I've lost all respect for you as well. And it ain't just because Blue is my former Lieutenant =P

Haaah... might be as good a time as any to let you guys know that I've got a split personality first person to say "schizophrenia" gets insulted, because that's incorrect. I'm not a basket case or anything, but usually my other half is a bit more violent which is to say actually violent, as opposed to mostly peaceful, and quite moody. Notice some of those long stretches of time where I never post? That's because I'm switching out frequently. I've mostly got it under control now, but it became very bad at some points during last year, and I had to go through therapy and a load of other stuff I don't feel like going into detail about.

If you want to know the details of how my split personality was formed, drop me a PM, as I'm really not comfortable with having it out in the open.

So. That's over with. Now I can get back to writing in peace.

Last edited by Eon Master; 5th May 2011 at 1:32 AM.

"I'm fighting because there's a battle to be fought, Archer. I'm fighting to win. That's all."

"Hm. Alright, Rin. You are indeed my ideal Master. There is no one else I could hope to serve."

This is my updated shingami profile. The other one had so many errors. I had to fix them and update/change some things that fit my characters persona better. No mega changes though. Spoiler:- Shinigami:

Name: Heisei
Gender: Male

Rank/Squad: 3rd Seat. Squad 3

Inner World: A snowy field. The skies are filled with Aurora's. There is a circle slab made of marble that Heisei rest on while in the inner world. The snow falls in slow motion.

Blood Group: B+

Eyes: Vivid Blue, starts to change color when in battle. When having very powerful moment they start to randomize in colors.

Hair: White, Shortish in length, Kind of like Ichigo’s

Height: 6 ft. 1"

Other Physical Appearance: In very good shape. Muscular, but not like a football player. More like a Runner. Tattoo of a White Phoenix that starts at the torso and extends to the back. In a tribal design.

Personality: Quite. Not shy though. Very understanding.

Primary Hand: Left

Battle Style: Elegant, Never cocky. Calm with swift strikes. More on the defensive side. He wants to wear at his opponent’s stamina and try to bring them down.

Backstory: Heisei was raised in a very strict family. They made him train every day of his life. He went to the Shinigami Academy to train for the full six years. After some controversy over his graduation the Academy finally gave him his diploma. He graduated from the academy and headed straight for the higher Ranks. He is now the 3rd Seat of the 3rd squad. He was very young to join, but well trained for the job.

@zameric: You can make my stat graph now if you want. I updated my profile to the correct words.

@Northen Lights (Kida): you can update the squad page now if you want, and if you have time.

Other Physical Appearance: shinigami wears a black trench coat, which has tears in the bottom, a black dress shirt underneath with a black leather jacket over it, obsidian bracers covering his arms and a pair of black gloves that make his fingers look clawed, a pair of black metal boots, the toe part comes out in a beak shape. He also wears a pair of orange kamina glasses, which have computer systems inside them to target and analyze enemies

Zanpaktou Name; Sukui o shainingu (Shining Salvation
Type; fire
Zanpaktou Spirit; Sukui looks like a large eagle, with gold and white feathers and sharp talons
Sealed Form: Just a regular scimitar, about 3 feet in length, weighing roughly 30 lbs
Release Command; Ejji o mekura ken-ka (Blinding edge)
Shikai Details; Looks like a gun blade, image below, with a 44 magnum revolver on the end, but it shoots bullets of fire/light not lead
The shikai lightens the blade to about 20 lbs. The blade's speed and power if effected by light, it collects light and stores it in the revolver, which it lets loose with deadly combos, the more light that is gleaming off the blade, the sharper it gets and the faster it moves

Techniques:

Kajō-gaki no arashi (Bullet storm)
I disappear and reappear in the air, letting loose from the gun on my blade hundreds of bullets made of light (which burn like fire) in all directions, the bullets are made of light, and are basically fire itself, as they can be shot through almost anything due to thei immense heat

Furasshu aitsugu (Flash Flurry)
I run up quickly to the opponent, letting loose dozens of slashes with the blade, each slash shines light off it, creating a large flash that may blind the opponent

Mabayui bakari no furasshu (Blinding Flash)
I raise the sword high up in the air, allowing light from the sun to shine off it's mirrored edge, creating a huge flash that blinds the opponent for a few crucial moments to get some attacks in

Bankai Name; Fenikkusushainingu (Shining phoenix)
Bankai Details; My spirit bursts into an eternal fire and becomes ablaze with wings of fire, becoming a golden phoenix
The spirit wraps its wings around me and bonds with me, giving me a set of miraculous golden armor (picture below) and golden wings, It also makes the gunblade larger and have a golden metal on the revolver, and it gives me a large golden shield (picture below)

In Bankai form, the wings allow me to float in the air and fly around at fast speeds, letting me dodge some attacks with ease, the armor itself increases my defenses, absorbing any and all fire attacks and turning it into light, the armor generates it's own light, so there is no need for the sun to help, BUT it still absorbs light and turns it into reiatsu for me to use
The shield can be used to block melee attacks and some others, and can be thrown at the enemy captain america style, beneath the shield hidden on my gauntlet is a claw weapon, three golden blades that stretch out from under the shield and can be used in a variety of combos

Techniques:
Bankai form retains all original Shikai techniques

Burēdo tatsumaki (Blade tornado)
I stretch out my claws and my sword and spin around at a high speed, creating a smal tornado that rips through the battlefield using many slashing attacks

Burēdo shōgeki (Blade bombardment)
An upgraded form of flash flurry, except this time the slashes are faster, there is little flash, and the claws are utilized

Shīrudobūmeran (Shield Boomerang)
My golden shield is thrown like a boomerang at the opponent, its mirrored surface creates a large flash as it flies around the battlefield

Kajō-gaki no harikēn (Bullet hurricane)
Creates more bullets of light to shoot out in all directions, except this time theres more, and they are extremely fast, though the pattern of the bullets is easily seen and can be dodged sometimes if i'm not careful

Hikari ryūsei danmaku (Light meteor barrage)
This is the ultimate Bankai technique, as is devastating, as it effects the entire battlefield. I fly up into the air, an a huge cannonball of light is shot from my gunblade into the sky, moments later, the entire battlefield begins to be scorched by meteors of light flying around in all directions, this technique is difficult to handle, and if i'm not careful, I could kill myself in the process, this technique requires an insane amount of reiatsu, generated from alot of light absorbed, though, due to the slow moving nature of the meteors, they can be dodged with little damage, but the sheer heat of it is almost too much to handle,
after this attack, my bankai wings disappear, and the armor stops generating light for me to use, as much of my reiatsu is depleted, i cannot do many of my other spiritual techniques due to my loss of reiatsu
Anything Else; Shikai Sealed Bankai Shield Bankai armor the pieces here are based roughly on what is my idea, these pictures are found on the internet, and are not mine, but they are based most like what i am thinking, especially the armor
also, all the lesser bankai techniques require a bit of reiatsu to use (more than regular techniques anyway) the shikai techniques require little reiatsu except for bullet storm, which requires more reiatsu

Personality: Smart, somewhat silent most of the time, sometimes cocky in a battle, when he really gets fired up, he rushes in without thinking, using all his power, he never gives up and tries to do the impossible, and reach the invisible

Primary Hand: right

Battle Style: fast, scans enemy movements and learns their patterns, then strikes, when fired up he rushes in with all his power

District of Origin: did not originate in the soul society, parents were japanese, moved to america, he was born in america

Backstory: Jaku traveled with a man, and they helped save people, however, he left that life to continue his own, and became a soul reaper, the silver key hanging on his neck is all he has to remember his old life. He joined the man when he was 13, traveled for 3 years, joined soul society at 16, been with it for 5 years, father was a soul reaper who took part in the quincy wars

later, I am going to add a few more techniques to my zan, based on some things I have come up with

Great. Now I feel bad for never being on MSN. XD ...If you guys want, re-add me on my new MSN, AKB48fan@live.com... Sorry I'm just posting that randomly but I figure I'll post before I forget. LOL

And about Blue, well, honestly, I think "male" and "female" are just labels... It doesn't matter to me who is a guy and who is a girl, whatever the case may be, a person is a person, and a friend is a friend. That said, I'll probably end up forgetting now and again, but I forget a LOT of things, so it's nothing personal. XD But the fact that I "can" forget, I believe, means that it really doesn't matter to me what gender anyone chooses to life their life as. Ooh I feel like I've had this conversation on another forum... XD Yeah, I think I did... Anyway, point is I completely respect anyone's (including Blue's) choices for who they want to be, because really, it's none of our business to go make them change that.

Well enough on that, I was just skimming this page again... Ice, it's nice to know you're really enjoying it here. XD This place is great, isn't it... WE CAN ALL BE BESTEST FREINDZ FOREVER!!! ...Okay yeah, I should quit while I'm ahead, shouldn't I...? LOL

...I feel like I came here just now to say something else, too... But I guess I forgot. Oh well.

Mm. Basically, have a nice plot thought up of, and something that "grabs" the reader so they (we) keep on reading your chapters. If this is your first time writing a fanfic, I recommend looking at some of the chapters made by other members of the club. Check the first page for the library links. Most members are good authors, but I recommend reading up one or a few chapters from Golde's fanfic, NL's fanfic or Eon's fanfic. I'm not saying the other are bad authors, but I personally like these 3 fanfics very much.

Also, try to find a 'fresh' theme. For know, I think kusari's writing a fic about trachery, rotrum about bioroids and Eon is... we don't know yet. Though, it doesn't really matter if the writing is gripping enough for us to keep reading.

The body dropped rapidly from the explosion. A tiny dot in the sky. A tiny dot that could survive that explosion. It had to be quite a sturdy dot. Damned Dot.

“Vindel…!” yelled the orange-haired woman. Her hands moved quickly, reiatsu charging the air as a symbol was quickly formed. Notably, a spell-circle. It glowed brightly, and Vindel suddenly appeared within it, no longer falling at great speeds. He panted, but seemed other wise undamaged, save a few scratches and burns, from the explosions.

“That damned doll…Lemon, Lamia, let’s retreat for now.” Vindel ordered. Before anyone could do anything Lemon, the orange haired shinigami, pulled out a Zanpakutou. She held it up and a purple barrier surrounded them and grew-but it did not accept any of the captains. In a flash, everything but the building and it’s rubble disappeared into nowhere.

“Teleportation zanpakutou. Interesting” Golde murmured in analysis, clearly lost in thought about the previous occurrences. Meanwhile, everyone else was clearly in some state of concentration or stress. Some, notably Cameron, were mourning the loss of Ryuu despite his betrayal. Others, like Golde, were simply wondering who those three shinigami were. To want a world of eternal pain and war…

Whatever they were doing, all was interrupted when a member of the twelfth squad urgently shunpo’d in, ignoring the damage. “Unknown high-reiatsu signal on Earth, Position: Near the peak of Mt. Everest. Several squads have been deployed there, including nearby earth Patrol squads. The Energy appears to be Hollow in origin, unlike arrancar or normal hollow, Several Bodies, and no word from any of the squads sent there.” The shinigami panted, clearly more sued to the lab than shunpoing rapidly as a messenger. Golde waved him off.

“Rotrum, Kida, Kusari, Head to Mt. Everest ASAP. Make a detour and take Dauc and the EWX and OTX Teams with you, we need to explain the situation to him anyways.” Golde said solemnly, clearly not completely himself.
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(At the bottom of Mt. Everest.)

“…I see.” Ex-Captain Narcisse Dauc murmured as they arrived at Mt. Everest. “So that is what happened…I will keep Squad Twelve stable for a while, I suppose. When this matter has been dealt with I’ll see if any of the video feeds was salvageable.”

“We ARE dealing with Unknowns.” Rotrum reminded him, the others easily catching how he was referring to more than one thing. “We don’t know what we’re messing with.”

“Lets dive headfirst then!” Min shouted enthusiastically, holding up a large rifle designed for her. “The Oxtongue has been itching for a good fight!” Her lightweight white armor was equipped with silent boosters-she didn’t even need to touch the ground if she didn’t want to.

“Minny, don’t get too overenthusiastic…” Kai sighed, knowing it was futile. Strapped to his back was a strange cannon, as tall as he was. On his wrist was a watch-shape with a clearly removable disk instead of a screen to show time. His all-purpose blue armor was far more lightweight than it’s appearance or strength would reveal.

“Let’s just get the job done” Gira said sternly, holding up his right, a metal stake mounted on a revolver-style gun on his wrist. His heavy armor had large octagonal prisms mounted on his shoulders, and it was clear that he wore the heaviest and sturdiest armor of the three.

“We won’t get anywhere just talking about it.” Erin pointed out, she and the other OTX members were traditional shinigami with normal robes and weapons. No one would have been able to figure that they were on par with these heavily-armed fighters, Lieutenant level even.

“Rotrum, Kida, Min, Erin, You guys will be able to get up the mountain faster. We’ll catch up soon” Kusari said, cutting the conversation that had begun to form. They nodded and began their ascent.

Min soared straight into the air, a facemask automatically appearing as she began to gain altitude-sealing her off to the environment as she easily flew upwards. Shinigami did not need to spend much power acclimatizing, and Rotrum and Kida were naturally good at such-so they shunpo’d ahead rapidly. Rotrum moved at the same speed at Min, and Kida moved slightly slowly as she used her shikai’s wind attributes in order to help Erin get to the mountain’s peak with them. Farther behind, Kusari, Gira, Dauc, Saph, and Cell slowly trekked up the mountain as Dauc began improving some pressure suits he had brought along.

“Enemies sighted. There are…at least 200 of them in total! ARL (Approximate Rei Level)* is…Over 9000 each! There are two types of these Unknowns. One seems to be plant-based in original, the other is skeletal based. Have yet to notice me. The Plants are Ten feet tall and the Skeletons are fifteen feet tall. Reiatsu signatures are all identical to those with identical appearance. They don’t like anything like Hollows. More like Purple-cloaked plants and the skeletal remains of some strange monster” Min stated over the group’s radio frequency, using a mixture of her altitude and the scanner built into her armor to analyze the unknowns. Gotta love Ryuu’s technology.

Rotrum quickly caught up with her visibility-wise as he stood on the air next to where she hovered. “Don’t aggress them unless they attack us first. We need to wait for Kida and Erin anyways.” It was almost impossible to notice, but Rotrum had entered his shikai and tapped into the snow that covered Mt. Everest. He displaced a large amount of ice crystals into the air as he circulated a breeze around him to down low-where there was air to circulate at all. Because he used cold air and ice crystals in order to physically displace air, it was far too cold for the average person to use this as a tunnel of safe breathing at high altitudes. If Rotrum were human with the same power, his physical body could not possibly have survived with such an unreliable and cold source of air.

Meanwhile Kida and Erin were traveling inside a hamster-wheel of air. Weirder things have happened. For example, a plant made up of a purple cloak with vines growing out of it and one large red glowing eye might stare at a young boy and girl and shoot a red laser beam at them. Followed by all of the other plants firing laser beams as skeletons began firing pieces of bone-like substance at them. Weirder things like that.

Rotrum and Min separated to divide the fire as they navigated through the mix of bone-like substance (From now on, It shall just be considered Bone) and laser beams. Min began firing her own beams from the Oxtongue Rifle as she evaded the projectiles. Rotrum, unable to multiply his weapons in shikai, coated his knives in ice and guided them through the field of gigantic 10/15 Foot Plants/Skeletons-freezing and cutting through them as they span under his guidance. With his high speed, he easily maneuvered through the attacks. But there were still many of them.

A Bone Bullet struck Min, breaking her concentration and pulling her off her course. An coursing shield of electricity formed before her as she regained her balance, as Erin and Kida arrived on the scene. They continued to stay within a Hamster ball of Air. Kida found a flat piece of land to park her hamster ball as she drew three symbols in the air, a pentagram forming beneath her’s and Erin’s feet.

At one point Rotrum realized it was too slow to fight from a distance and began engaging in high speed combat with the Unknowns with his covered in ice. At this point, Kida had given him his own hamster ball. Fun. Sort of. If you don’t include the fact he’s fighting monstrous things more than twice his size. Monstrous things that keep insisting on invading his personal hamster ball. Well you know what they say. Invaders Must Die.

Kida was responsible for defending the other two girls while simultaneously spellslinging the elements upon the beasts. Next to her stood Erin who was slashing the air like crazy with her twin blades-sending waves of electricity at the Unknowns. Min was sniping them from the air.

And yet…their numbers didn’t seem to go down at all. They appeared to be replacing themselves as quickly as they were destroyed. Shortly after Rotrum realized why. Eight stone pillars stood at the peak of Mt. Everest. Between them was a portal. From this portal Unknowns poured out steadily to join the fight. After reporting this to the others, he asked the obvious question, “Where the hell are you guys?”

“Dauc is insistent on overdoing our pressure suits” was Kusari’s reply. You could hear some curses from Dauc and several impacts before they stopped broadcasting (for lack of a better word.)

And so the battle continued, wearing out Min and Erin greatly. Erin was resting as Rotrum and a tired Min (Inorite?) were the entire offense at this point. But the enemy kept coming and they were getting closer to the pentagram.

A skeleton launched itself at the Pentagram (“It’s not The Pentagon, it’s the Pentagonal Prism!” –My Math Teacher on The Pentagon.) Before Kida could react Gira appeared, stabbing the metal stake on his wrist deep into the chest of the monster. Three shots fired from the wrist-mounted revolver, launching the dead monster straight into the other monsters. From his other hand a steady flow of bullets kept the lien of monsters back as Kai walked up the mountain.

“Assault 1 and Assault 3 reporting. The others are still preparing pressure suits. We went ahead because of our armor’s abilities.” Gira said calmly as he began mercilessly shooting the strange monsters.

“I would’ve thought you guys could get more done” Kai remarked, earning a smack from Erin as he set up his cannon. He grabbing the side handles of it, carefully attaching it to the front of his armor in order to relieve some of the weight. His armor came to life, whirring as energy was produced to power the Compact Gravity Impact Cannon. The Cannon fired an incredibly high density beam, which was the most dangerous of the three experimental weapons (The Oxtongue Rifle, The CGI Cannon, and the Heavy Claymore) in that if it was not used carefully it could explode with deadly consequences. Because of that, the CGI Cannon had a very low output compared to it’s original and there really is no more Gravity in the CGI Cannon…Well…the point is the cannon is still incredibly powerful despite no longer being a dangerous to use weapon.

“…Weren’t other squads supposed to arrive here as well?” Kai asked as he set up his cannon. At that moment the other shinigami all had a simultanesous “Ohcrap…” moment.

“Well…*Ahem*…They haven’t reported back so…they either died in combat or of cold and altitude” Erin speculated.

“…Well they’re clearly hostiles and even though we have not been able to investigate them, I think we should end this.” Rotrum sighed, still slicing his way through the crowd of monsters.

“Agreed. Kusari, Dauc, What is your distance?” Kida said, opening up the radio once more.

The reply came back quickly, the answer…was not very quick. “Dauc accidently stabbed through my pressure suit.” Kusari said, clearly irritated and rapid to blame.
Cell and Saph suddenly arrived at the mountain’s peak, both clad in combat-ready pressure suits. “We went ahead while Dauc fixes Kusari’s suit”

“Let the games begin. Bankai! Kaisoku Buriza-do Toride.” Rotrum shouted, clouds immediately gathering over Mt. Everest as snow began falling from the sky. Rotrum became camouflaged in the white snow in the air and on the ground-virtually invisible from certain angles. He became a blur as an arsenal of white weapons began decimating the monsters, creating horrendous ice sculptures across the top of the mountain.

Cell held his blade up. “Old fashioned fighting beats hi-tech weaponry everytime!” he shouted, rapidly firing off different kidou at the monsters that refused to give an inch. Blast after Blast of everything from Sekientons to raikouhous rapidly decimated their front line-which was almost instantaneously replaced. There were too many.

“Not really.” Kai yawned, hefting the CGI Cannon as it finished charging. “Outta the way!” he warned as he fired off the High-Density beam into the swarm of monster,s instantly destroying some of them and fatally damaging a number of others.

Gira waited for a moment after Kai fired before shunpo’ing straight into the frontlines. “Fire…Heavy Claymores!” The compartments on his shoulders opened up as hundreds of titanium shells began unloading into the crowd of monsters

Meanwhile, up above, bullets, weapons, and beams rained onto the battlefield. Min was easily sniping out individual monsters, but her ammo was running low and it seemed that the monsters were coming out infinitely. Rotrum was conducting an orchestra of flying blades that repeated slashed through the crowd like molten metal through butter.

“…Hiryuugekizokushintenraihou!” Saph unleashed a massive wave of electricity-based energy, tearing through the apparently infinite crowd of enemies. “Not even a dent…”

“This is insane…” Rotrum muttered as tornadoes of ice and blades now raged across the battlefield. It was notable that the bodies of the strange monsters just disappeared when destroyed, there was no trace. No evidence. Nothing to take back to the lab.

“Unknown high power source…in the clouds!” Min said, the power rating beeping over her visor.

“At this altitude?” Kida questioned, looking at Min. “How high?”

“ARL…500,000, at least!” Min gasped as she read the readings on her scouter visor.

Thunder crashed before lightning hit the peak of Mt. Everest, instantly vaporizing a good amount of the monsters. A Tiger and a Chinese dragon roared simultaneously where the lightning had struck. Each of them was around a stronger captain’s level, at least. They spoke no words, but did not seem to be enemies. In fact, there were tearing through the monsters like the blades of a diamond-edged paper shredder. The white tiger roared and winds churned, tornadoes tearing through the crowd as the tiger used its claws themselves to rip through the fleshy plants and clean through the bony skeletal creatures, while the blue dragon roared and seemed to invoke lightning down on it’s foes while circling the portal. Slowly, but surely, the portals began to shrink as the two beasts easily diminished the numbers of the monsters. Soon, the portal was gone, and so were the beasts.

Two figures, one around Rotrum’s physical age and the other around 17, appeared momentarily. “Missed ‘em…” One of them murmured before they both disappeared.

“Vindel-Sama, Mistress Lemon, what will we do now?” Lamia asked apprehensively.

“That explosion messed with Sistema LYKEIOS. Without it, we can only do short spatial jumps. We’ll stay in hiding for now. Besides, according to the data we got from I.L.P. before that puppet rebelled, THAT event is about to start. It’d be better if we just stay out of it for now. Lemon, begin plotting out locations of materials and a small factory. The shinigami appeared to be unfamiliar with your kidou and easily fell prey to I.L.P’s Time Freeze. So we can assume that up until now he was working fine. We shall proceed with caution.” Vindel replied, resting in his chair and covered in numerous bandages.

“Yes, Sir” Both women said before going off into different areas of the building.

Lamia thought about I.L.P. for a short amount of time before going about her business.

Meanwhile Lemon was in her lab. “I.L.P…no, Ryuu Schiffer. You really were my masterpiece, you developed your own personality and made your own choice against your orders. Now, gone…” She sighed before looking over the data again. She gasped. “Kida and Chii Ookami...”
______
(In front of The First Squad Office, slightly earlier than present)

Golde sighed as he awaited the return of the squad he had dispatched earlier. More importantly, he was wondering about what had occurred before that. He honestly was stumped about those three shinigami. He thought he could trust Ryuu. He sighed before noticing a rainbow sticky note on the doors to his office.

“Hi Goldy ^_^. Civilization Inspection has been watching you and we’ve deemed your race incredibly violent and threat to the universe. We’re giving you this notice to cease function immediately and prepare for Termination.

Have a nice day ^_^

-Civ. Inspection”

_____

*Approximate Rei level: A system of Battle power measurement. A normal human would have at best 5. Bottom-Captain class is 100k, Bottom Lieutenant is 50k, EWX/OTX teams stand in the 60-thousands. Average grunt shinigami is 1-10k (Not including releases). ARL is simply an approximation made by 500s and it is not used as a formal classification. ARL is not additive and one hundred grunt shinigami are probably not going to be able to defeat a bottom-class Captain or even an average Lieutenant. The system is also used to measure weapon power, but a 150k ARL Weapon-user probably wont’ compare to a 150k ARL Captain if the user isn’t strong by their self.

Oh wow, I love reading peoples fics to see how the interpret and use each of our zanpaktous hamster wheel of air is a stroke of genius btw

Originally Posted by MasterCharizard15

Spoiler:- The Leaders of the Gotei 13:

The enemy was almost endless, wave after wave they were out numbered and out classed, they fought back with all their might, the darken sky with its guilty clouds hiding the moonlight from shining on this battlefield bathed in the blood of shinigami and deathbusters. Humanoid looking creatures made for the sole purpose of eradicating whatever stood in their way. Their nearly transparent skin showing their internal organs and bones, faces just made up of a single huge eyeball that had a hellish looking pupils and mouths stuck in a wide smile, showing no teeth or tongue.

Then they came, the pillars of strength that lead the shinigami to victory of centuries. All of them coming to the rescue of their shinigami subordinates with their white robes flowing in the wind .

The first, was like a mirage of death, as soon as you realized where they were was from the near countless afterimages appearing and vanishing, you were already dead.

?

The second, on drowned the deathbusters, then make them explode inside a sphere of water. Their smile was almost haunting as the survivors bared witness to this awe inspiring display.

Arceus03

The third, created a protective wall of vines that saved the shinigami from further harm while tearing any creature dumb enough to come near them apart, vines twisting apart their insides till it stopped moving.

Me?

The fouth, incinerated them, enjoying every explosion and flame produced in the process. Their excitement striking fear in allies and enemies alike.

Flash Step?

The fifth, washed them way with flames, their ashes flying into the sky. Their fellow shinigami not so much as receiving a scratch, as no enemy could escape the razing flames.

MasterCharizard?

The sixth, left swift carnage in their wake, the blood and limbs of the creatures covering their blade and the battlefield. Movements almost an unidentifiable blur, full of power.

?

The seventh, protected the shinigami, creating barriers with Kido, making it impossible for the creatures to get through.

Zameric?

The eighth, sliced through them with several blades that treated their thick skin like wet tissue. Their hat and long hair blowing dramatically in the wind.

?

The ninth, left a an icy winter wonderland of death in their wake, his foes impaled by near countless daggers made of ice.

Rotrum

The tenth, killed each and every foe that dared to challenge them, body nearly bathed in the blood of the enemy, feral grin showing they were relishing in every attack.

?

The eleventh, made time and space itself obey their will, eliminating all foes while making it look like timed slowed down itself, his movements almost seeming they were on a another plane of existence.

ILP

The twelfth, sent attacks that seemed to cut the air itself, making the creatures suffocate while being sliced to pieces. Their expression seemed grumpy, as if woken up from a nice nap.

Kusari?

Finally the thirteenth, made awe inspiring lighting crash down on the battlefield, leaving only a golden patch of dirt where the enemy once stood.
The leader of the creatures, a creepy looking man with multicolored hair and an outfit that made him seem like he escaped from the freak-show of a circus, glared angrily at the army of shinigami and the thirteen new comers that nearly wiped out his entire army within seconds.

Golde

“Watch in awe as the beautiful forces of nature destroy you with elegance, Captain of Squad 3!”

'Fraid I couldn't actually tell who was who for some of the descriptions at the begining, but I like my battle cry as it were, damn straight nature will kick your a**

Originally Posted by Lucario0708

Spoiler:- Chapter 3: "I'm not insane, it's just to someone like you everything I say sounds like nonsense!":

The strange sound was getting louder, as something started materializing in front of them.

"The hell is that thing?" Rouga yelled. Rouga seemed surprised on the outside, but inside he was completely and utterly frightened. "What is this? An enemy attacking us here? In our mortal forms? Why here, why now?" he thought.

"Remember when I said I traveled with a man and saved people throughout many places?" Jaku said.

"Yes." they all said.

"You are about to meet him."

The thing materializing had begun to take solid form. It finally appeared, as, a blue telephone box?

"Can someone tell me why the hell a 1950's police box just appeared out of no where? Because I am certainly confused as hell." Rouga said in a calm tone, somewhat relieved that it doesn't seem to be an enemy.

Jaku walked up to the box and knocked on the door.

No one answered.

Jaku then took the silver key from the chain on his neck, and inserted it into the keyhole, then turned. The door became unlocked.

"Why does his key unlock this thing?" Rouga said to the others.

"I have absolutely no idea." Kida said.

Jaku walked inside, and motioned for the others to do the same.

They reluctantly followed.

"It's, bigger on the inside." They all said simultaneously.

Indeed it was, the inside was ten times as big as the outside box, and equally strange. There seemed to be a central control panel, and the walls were all strange and alien.

"Damnit, where is he?" Jaku said, as he pressed a button on the control panel.

A hologram of a man appeared, the man was tall, and wore a tweed jacket and bow-tie, he held a strange pen-like device in his right hand.

"If you are seeing this, then you must have found it already Jaku." the man said.

The others were astonished, and could hardly speak.

"You may be wondering why the TARDIS just appeared out of no where in front of you, wherever you are. it is because of this. I am in trouble, I'm running, faster than I have ever run before. I sent the TARDIS to you so you could pilot it back to my location, which is pre-set in the control panel, you are my only hope Jaku, and I'm sorry."

The hologram disappeared.

"The Doctor needs help from a group of shinigami huh? looks like this should be fun." Jaku released his giggai, and returned to shinigami form."

"What exactly do you think you are doing? And what is the 'TARDIS' that this strange man is talking of, and how do you expect to go off and do whatever while there are hollows running amok in hueco mundo?" Rouga exclaimed, now seething with rage that Jaku dragged him into something he did not understand.

"Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. T.A.R.D.I.S. That is the TARDIS, that man is The Doctor."

"Doctor? Doctor who?" Rouga asked.

"It's just The Doctor, he's an old friend. And I suggest we help him, because if it wasn't for him you'd be burned in an eternal hellfire before you were even born! He is like fire and ice and rage. And he's, wonderful. He's seen all of time and space with his thousand year old eyes in the body of a man no older than me. He is humanity's true guardian, we are the guardians of the dead. If you do not wish to help me, then I will resign my position as a shinigami, and go alone."

"You seem to make a valid point. Though I am probably going to hear hell from Golde, I'll come." Rouga said.

"Me too." said Kida.

"I will follow suit." said Akio.

Everyone else released their giggais and agreed.

"Then it's time to raise some hell!" Jaku said, as he pulled a level and the whole box started moving, and making the same noise it made before.

Moments later, it stopped moving, and Jaku opened the doors and stepped out, the others followed suit.

They were in a large lab-like building, they could hear a strange whrrrrring noise from the next room, they followed the noise.

When they entered the room, they found the Doctor, along with three other people, standing in a prison. The Doctor was using his strange machine on the lock, which was the source of the noise.

"Oh, Jaku, glad to see you again! I see you brought some friends, so what's new? I see you're wearing some strange clothes and you all have weapons. And those weapons seemed to be giving off a lot of energy now are they? That's what I like, big pointy glowy powerful things that have my name written all over them. Well not really, give me time, and a crayon." The Doctor said.

"Are you insane?" Rouga asked.

"I'm not insane, it's just to someone like you everything I say sounds like nonsense!"

"I'm not prepared to take insults from a man I just met." Rouga said, grasping his zanpakuto.

Rouga shot the lock, and it opened.

"Jaku! Good to see you again, how's the kids?" a woman with blond curly hair asked.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Of course, earlier in the time-stream before you meet me. Anyway, I'm River Song, you are going to meet me again very soon."

"Wait, I'm going to have kids?" Jaku yelled, terrified of the thought.

"Spoilers!" River said.

"Anyway, Jaku, this is Amy and Rory, they travel with me." The Doctor pointed to the other man and woman behind him.

"Ah hollows, strange creatures they are, from the fact that they were once humans that have deteriorated into a primal being." The Doctor said.

"How do you know about hollows?"

"You'll be surprised how much I know about soul reapers after one kidnapped me and nearly took my head off. It was pretty fun though, probably made a lot of men mad though considering I blew up the soul society by complete accident." The Doctor said. "Anyway, we need to get to the control room of this place, there is something malevolent going on here and I need to stop it."

"There are hollows advancing inside this building though, I'd be surprised if we make it out in one piece." said Rouga.

They made their way to a control room, with various screens and keyboards. They bolted the doors shut and the shinigami stood facing them.

"Hurry up Doctor, the hollows are coming to kill us!" Jaku said.

Several large booms were heard from the door, the hollows were trying to get in.

"No need to worry, just get me a cup of tea, twelve jammy dodgers and a fez."

The locks on the doors broke, and the doors swung open wide.

uh huh, what? You've now brought in Doctor Who aswell, and your character is just becoming a Gary Stu even more - I could get into a whole argument how the Doctor wouldn't be able to see shinigami let alone know one to be taken to their Spirit World, but I don't think i'll bother.

Most members are good authors, but I recommend reading up one or a few chapters from Golde's fanfic, NL's fanfic or Eon's fanfic. I'm not saying the other are bad authors, but I personally like these 3 fanfics very much.

I've actually finally got some inspiration for continuing mine, so brawl scene should be coming up - oh guys btw, how are we all at hand to hand combat? And what style or techniques would you go for?

Siska goes from a small dagger in a great longbow, her special ability is to charge the arrows (made from my spiritual energy) with Hado or Bakudo spells. Combination spells are possible but are very hard to pull off.

However, I must be able to cast the spell without reciting the lines. otherwise the arrow will backfire. The colour of the feathers change according to the spell that is currently charged.

-Lataminen: Up to two arrows I fire (cannot be Kido enhanced) are controlled by my zanpakto spirit herself. This makes the arrows a type of lock-on missile.
This does however take a lot of concentration making me unable to fire another arrow while she's controlling them.

After calling out my Bankai, the sky becomes clouded and a dark mist descends around me for the duration of the morphing.

The bow morphs into a blade with a dark colored chain attached to a bracer on my arm, small electric currents circle the chain.

The chain can vary in length; from a couple of centimeters to a distance of 25 meters straith.

Although the chain is made of a metalic substance, it is highly flexable and can be used independantly by Siska to protect or attack.
If the chain rotates around me at high speeds, I can achieve some sort of levitation. This effect can be expanded to allies or to isolate an enemy in the sky.

The blade has an unusual shape (As seen in the spoiler picture), it also has the ability to contain multiple hado spells at the same time (at a maximum of 4). These are released on the next slash with their effects combining.
Binding spells can be transferred to the chain to increase the chances of containing an opponent.

Each individual metal ring can disconnect to function as small shields, although the impact they can take when seperated is greatly lowered.

Other "modes":

Railgun;

The chain coils together to create a barrel, an individual metal ring is fired with the combined magnetism of the electric currents.

Whip;I hold the chain near the bracer and use it to whip/swing around my sword, can only be used if the sword is uncharged.

Tempest;I hold my sword like a tonfa and use the chain to attack. The power per hit is decreased. But my attacks become erratic, which makes my moves pretty unpredictable.

Metalic Globe;The chain splits up in multiple parts (5 metal rings a piece), these form a globe around an area which allows me to control metalic items contained inside it when it was formed. New items entering won't be affected.

The first, was like a mirage of death, as soon as you realized where they were was from the near countless afterimages appearing and vanishing, you were already dead.

Jin. Afterimages reminded me of Soi Fon, and her equivalent here is Jin. Well, or Cell.

The sixth, left swift carnage in their wake, the blood and limbs of the creatures covering their blade and the battlefield. Movements almost an unidentifiable blur, full of power.

Eon Master

The seventh, protected the shinigami, creating barriers with Kido, making it impossible for the creatures to get through.

Senny, I think. Through elimination. Though I think it'll be more dramatic if he actually turns the ground into liquid for a moment, then turning it back into solid for mass burial. Still.

The eighth, sliced through them with several blades that treated their thick skin like wet tissue. Their hat and long hair blowing dramatically in the wind.

Zam, cause of the blades

The tenth, killed each and every foe that dared to challenge them, body nearly bathed in the blood of the enemy, feral grin showing they were relishing in every attack.

Must be Blue. XD

Oooh. Long time since your last chapter. :3

Oh dear. Hand to hand is my most horrible technique ever. No Kido? Or at least just crossing swords?

Ahh thankyou =]

Yeah I know, I'll have a little snippet at the beggining of the new chapter as a reminder. I just watched Road to El Dorado again, so I feel like having some fencing in there. So guys, which do you want to be? Street fighting? Martial Arts? [probably taekwondo as I have the most knowledge on this] Wrestling? Fencing?

Can't use Kido because the virus has disrupted the shinigami reiatsu too much, I actually do have someone trying Kido and it exploding in their face to prove it.

Yeah I know, I'll have a little snippet at the beggining of the new chapter as a reminder. I just watched Road to El Dorado again, so I feel like having some fencing in there. So guys, which do you want to be? Street fighting? Martial Arts? [probably taekwondo as I have the most knowledge on this] Wrestling? Fencing?

I mix Martial Arts (also taekwondo, coincidentally) with street fighting. And a little bit of judo, but that's mostly only for throws (I hate judo's joint locks, they're too easy to reverse). So basically, martial arts moves and techniques for maximum damage, but street fighting for the unpredictability factor. Hakuda is actually my best attribute, regardless of which character you're talking about.

Irl, I can use a lot more, but that's my basic style. Unless you're talking Escrima, which got me the nickname "storm".

Originally Posted by Cell

Thanks, I was actually awaiting some sort of voting, but it seems the first page changed. I'm looking forward to working with you guys your fanfic, Eon. =)

Mhm. Look forward to it either tonight or tomorrow =D

Nice squad page, btw.

I thought of doing a bit of modification to ILP's quote in Blue's sig, so here.

We're so mad that the Mad Hatter is out of a job.

Our 1st Squad Captain is a giant with a candy addiction
Our 2nd Squad Captain is a ninja with an archery fetish
Our 3rd Squad Captain is part wolf, with artistic skill that puts Picasso to shame
Our 4th Squad Captain bakes cookies and cuts up anyone who makes him mad
Our 5th Squad Captain is some party-crazy army man
Our 6th Squad Captain is calm, prideful and pervy; with a badass complex
Our 7th Squad Captain seems to be the only sane one, but actually has a second mind in his head
Our 8th Squad Captain is AWOL, but nobody seems to mind
Our 9th Squad Captain is a shy, respectful, boring and pervy; perhaps the most normal of the group
Our 10th Squad Captain hates some of our OWN captains, enjoys throwing daggers, and oars people for kicks
Our 11th Squad Captain is a sadistic maniac
Our 12th Squad Captain is an insane super-nerd
Our 13th Squad Captain hibernates like a bear whenever he feels like it

That's Gotei 13

It was the best I could do, but I still like ILP's better anyway.

Oooh, new topic!

Make your own variation to ILP's quote!

Last edited by Eon Master; 5th May 2011 at 8:32 PM.

"I'm fighting because there's a battle to be fought, Archer. I'm fighting to win. That's all."

"Hm. Alright, Rin. You are indeed my ideal Master. There is no one else I could hope to serve."

I don't really have an idea. Just make a catchy first chapter so we get hooked.

Originally Posted by arceus03

Also, try to find a 'fresh' theme. For know, I think kusari's writing a fic about trachery, rotrum about bioroids and Eon is... we don't know yet. Though, it doesn't really matter if the writing is gripping enough for us to keep reading.

yep. I'm the Stephen King of treachery. It's the same thing everytime you read it but you still read it.

On Blue: I am mildly surprised. I assume s/he's not all the way surgery.

On mental stuff: I'm technically, not totally sane. I tend to carry on conversations with myself for no particular reason and a psychiatrists called me Bi-Polar because of my temper (I manage keep it under control on the net).

almost forgot, the mobility was 80, not the kido/reiatsu or whatever i put for 80, anyway, zam, can you make my battle data chart, just switch the numbers for kido/reiatsu and mobility

also, @NL: how is he becoming more gary stu? He hasn't even fought anything or done anything particularly perfect in this chapter. And yes, I just put doctor who in a bleach fanfic, so sue me, ITS A FANFIC. Besides, don't you think there is a reason why the doctor and river can see shinigami? and the fact that river knows jaku? in her words, "spoilers!"

ooh, ilpy quote time

We're so insane, the joker looks at us and says "damn, they are crazy!"

Our 1st Squad Captain is addicted to candy, and is solid golde
Our 2nd Squad Captain is a silent but deadly green arrow clone
Our 3rd Squad Captain is a lycan, who's art is the reason Van Gogh cut his ear off
Our 4th Squad Captain is addicted to cookies, and annihilate all those who make him mad
Our 5th Squad Captain is a master chief who loves parties
Our 6th Squad Captain is a badass, who is a slight perv
Our 7th Squad Captain looks to be the only sane one, but he is a double edged sword, the other edge being very sharp and on fire
Our 8th Squad Captain is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep *beep*
Our 9th Squad Captain is normal, but pervy
Our 10th Squad Captain hates some other captains, enjoys stabbing people, and throwing knives
Our 11th Squad Captain is insane
Our 12th Squad Captain is a mad scientist
Our 13th Squad Captain sleeps all the time

That's Gotei 13

tried to get it as respectful as possible.... *grabs bankai shield in case of rant explosion*

EDIT: editing my post that is linked to in first post with shinigami info

I haven't seen Doctor Who, so when it became a crossover with that, I just stopped reading. I rarely read crossovers, but when I do, it's only when it involves series that I've watched and enjoyed.

Originally Posted by Lucario0708

@above: kill NEARLY anyone, all except those who are faster, or who can break through the bonds of your powers, and also those who pierce the heavens

I think I can get away with near-speed-of-light hax. If I squeeze time close enough. Hell, if we think of Minkowski space-time, I could probably bend that and achieve faster-than-light speeds. Depends on how godmoddy you want to read into my abilities.
The bonds of my powers? And those who pierce the heavens - well, I shall meet them at the horizon.

Originally Posted by Eon Master

Ah. This actually explains quite a bit. I'll be adapting my fanfic, then. The second female Kenpachi, who would've thought?

That'd be good, thanks.

Originally Posted by Eon Master

It still says "male" under gender on her profile, though. Might let her know to change that. god, it's hard not to type "he", "him", and "his"

Ah, I'll get her to change that XD. And yeah, it takes a bit of time getting used to.

Originally Posted by Eon Master

Haaah... might be as good a time as any to let you guys know that I've got a split personality first person to say "schizophrenia" gets insulted, because that's incorrect. I'm not a basket case or anything, but usually my other half is a bit more violent which is to say actually violent, as opposed to mostly peaceful, and quite moody. Notice some of those long stretches of time where I never post? That's because I'm switching out frequently. I've mostly got it under control now, but it became very bad at some points during last year, and I had to go through therapy and a load of other stuff I don't feel like going into detail about.

Ah, I see. So Mr. "The only apparently sane one" isn't quite as sane as we thought am I being a dick again?

Originally Posted by Ice Heart

This is my updated shingami profile. The other one had so many errors. I had to fix them and update/change some things that fit my characters persona better. No mega changes though.

Saaaaved. I'll have to reorganise them next weekend, though, because this weekend I'm going on an overnight expedition. Will be fun.

Originally Posted by Lucario0708

Height: 6 ft. 4"

Tied for second tallest

Originally Posted by Lucario0708

District of Origin: did not originate in the soul society, parents were japanese, moved to america, he was born in america

You had to have gone to Soul Society. Soul Society is the entire afterlife. So you die, go there, and then stuff happens.

Originally Posted by PKMN Trainer Rex

^^^ Don't worry min I don't have an MSN either. We iz rebelz.

You should. The group convos are fun.

Originally Posted by arceus03

Although, ILPy/Golde, I think you should place Jin under Squad 2, without any specific seat, rather than on the Spirit list. The same goes to Dac, who should be placed in Squad 12.

Also, anyone know when the Hell Movie is going to be subbed?

I think I'll let Golde call this decision, or actually just ask Jin and Da.c. See what they say. How would we label them as? Unseated?

Originally Posted by Northern Lights

So guys, which do you want to be? Street fighting? Martial Arts? [probably taekwondo as I have the most knowledge on this] Wrestling? Fencing?

With my tiny frame, and my mentality of brains>brawns, physical fighting is very rarely used. Because of this, I just try and get a hit when I can. As often as I can, I'll try and think a few steps ahead ("If I punch him there, I'm open for a kick, but I might be able to block it") though it doesn't always work as I want.

As for the actual fighting style, it mixes a few hits here and there, from when I've seen other people fight. It's not really planned to be mixed in some special way, though.

Originally Posted by Eon Master

I thought of doing a bit of modification to ILP's quote in Blue's sig, so here.

To be honest, it actually had to be cut down a fair amount, due to character limit. It's why the phrases might be slightly off "That's gotei 13" instead of "that's our gotei 13".

Originally Posted by Eon Master

We're so mad that the Mad Hatter is out of a job.

Our 1st Squad Captain is a giant with a candy addiction
Our 2nd Squad Captain is a ninja with an archery fetish
Our 3rd Squad Captain is part wolf, with artistic skill that puts Picasso to shame
Our 4th Squad Captain bakes cookies and cuts up anyone who makes him mad
Our 5th Squad Captain is some party-crazy army man
Our 6th Squad Captain is calm, prideful and pervy; with a badass complex
Our 7th Squad Captain seems to be the only sane one, but actually has a second mind in his head
Our 8th Squad Captain is AWOL, but nobody seems to mind
Our 9th Squad Captain is a shy, respectful, boring and pervy; perhaps the most normal of the group
Our 10th Squad Captain hates some of our OWN captains, enjoys throwing daggers, and oars people for kicks
Our 11th Squad Captain is a sadistic maniac
Our 12th Squad Captain is an insane super-nerd
Our 13th Squad Captain hibernates like a bear whenever he feels like it

That's Gotei 13

I think the one liners at the beginning sure will be intersting...
I like quite a few of the changes. A candy addiction, an archery fetish, a second mind of his own and the oars XD.

Originally Posted by kusari

On Blue: I am mildly surprised. I assume she's not all the way surgery.

Yeah, being only 14, that's going to be difficult to do.

Originally Posted by Lucario0708

ooh, ilpy quote time

We're so insane, the joker looks at us and says "damn, they are crazy!"

Our 1st Squad Captain is addicted to candy, and is solid golde
Our 2nd Squad Captain is a silent but deadly green arrow clone
Our 3rd Squad Captain is a lycan, who's art is the reason Van Gogh cut his ear off
Our 4th Squad Captain is addicted to cookies, and annihilate all those who make him mad
Our 5th Squad Captain is a master chief who loves parties
Our 6th Squad Captain is a badass, who is a slight perv
Our 7th Squad Captain looks to be the only sane one, but he is a double edged sword, the other edge being very sharp and on fire
Our 8th Squad Captain is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep *beep*
Our 9th Squad Captain is normal, but pervy
Our 10th Squad Captain hates some other captains, enjoys stabbing people, and throwing knives
Our 11th Squad Captain is insane
Our 12th Squad Captain is a mad scientist
Our 13th Squad Captain sleeps all the time

That's Gotei 13

Just a heads up, can we not put them in quote boxes? Because then we can't quote them.
The golde pun is lame .
I like the "please leave a message after the beep"

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
Click HERE to be rickrolled... c'mon, you know you want to. Spoiler:- I HAVE DEFIED ALL MATHS AND LOGIC!:

Haaah... might be as good a time as any to let you guys know that I've got a split personality first person to say "schizophrenia" gets insulted, because that's incorrect. I'm not a basket case or anything, but usually my other half is a bit more violent which is to say actually violent, as opposed to mostly peaceful, and quite moody. Notice some of those long stretches of time where I never post? That's because I'm switching out frequently. I've mostly got it under control now, but it became very bad at some points during last year, and I had to go through therapy and a load of other stuff I don't feel like going into detail about.

You sure it's not just Rei coming out to play everyone once in a while?

[COLOR="LightBlue"][FONT="Arial"]
uh huh, what? You've now brought in Doctor Who aswell, and your character is just becoming a Gary Stu even more - I could get into a whole argument how the Doctor wouldn't be able to see shinigami let alone know one to be taken to their Spirit World, but I don't think i'll bother.

seconded.

Originally Posted by Lucario0708

also, @NL: how is he becoming more gary stu? He hasn't even fought anything or done anything particularly perfect in this chapter. And yes, I just put doctor who in a bleach fanfic, so sue me, ITS A FANFIC. Besides, don't you think there is a reason why the doctor and river can see shinigami? and the fact that river knows jaku? in her words, "spoilers!"

This is how: "Hi I'm Jaku. I do many things because I am the main character of this story. One thing I do is I'm friends with Doctor Who and the fate of the Bleach- and Doctor Who-verses rests on my shoulders." If I'm correct there, that's what NL was addressing.

Originally Posted by I like Pokemon (...)

I haven't seen Doctor Who, so when it became a crossover with that, I just stopped reading. I rarely read crossovers, but when I do, it's only when it involves series that I've watched and enjoyed.

Seconded.

Originally Posted by I like Pokemon (...)

I think I can get away with near-speed-of-light hax. If I squeeze time close enough. Hell, if we think of Minkowski space-time, I could probably bend that and achieve faster-than-light speeds. Depends on how godmoddy you want to read into my abilities.

Nerd ftw

BMJ:Another piecing of writing advice. Listen to music that inspires you to write while you write. I listen to some Rise Against or Acacia Strain and it always helps.

So yeah. That's about it.

Hey, you! Yeah, you! No, not you in front, you there who likes pokémon. Do you like the animé? Do you ever think you'd like to use pokémon and battle like they do in the show?

Do you like Apple products? I do! I have like EVERYTHING from Apple TV, iPod, iPhone, iTouch, Macbook pro, and a iMac. Yeah my house is a fanclub.

Just some history on Apple (You prob already know all of this already)
- Just quick facts
- These facts will prob mean like nothing rofl!
- Some of these facts didn't come straight out of my head (most of them did) But some are from Wikipedia if some of you are wondering.
- I would've put pictures but I don't think I'm aloud to.

Founder(s): Steve jobs
Steve Wozniak
Ronald Wayne

-To start off Apple is one of the BIGGEST companies in the globe so yeah lol.

-Apple makes obviously computers and softwares lol.

- Apple used to be known as Apple Computer Inc. Now its called Apple Inc.

- Apple's first slogan was "Byte into Apple"

- Main headquarters in California
(There was a fire here once....Cost 2 Million to repair)

- Costed 300 Million dollars ^^ money...

- Their first computer was just a circuit board

- Their first Macintosh computer was released in 1984 and was advertised in the Super Bowl.

- Their first portable Mac was released in 1989

- The iPod came out in 2001

- Macbook pro came out in 2006

- ipad came out in 2010.

- Until this day people across the world purchases Apple products and ENJOYS IT. As least most of them do.

Well! Lets get started!

Rules
Psh who needs rules....Everyone does!
1. Follow all of Serebii's rules duh.
2. Be nice to one another. Or I'm going to get you.
3.When you join make sure you answer this question.....Do you like Apple better than Windows? Or shall I say Mac or PC.
4.If your going to join....Make sure your active. If your going to LEAVE just post it here in the clan thread for everyone to see. Mhm.
5.To get a rank up just contribute to the clan thats all!

Sign up form!
(This is me answering it....just follow the form while signing up)

Answer to the question: Of course MacFavorite Apple product: iMacWhat Apple product ranks are you hoping to join: Complete Apple Fans
(Most of you guys prob want this rank so yeah if your my friend you will most likely get the rank already but! If you contribute enough in the clan and I like you.....you may get the spot!Whats your history on the item(Rank) you just chose: Well yeah I'm a fan and I'm the creator of the club.....xD well for the iMac...I had like 2 so far. Again I have been using it for years! (I'm too lazy to post all of this)Whats your overall history on Apple products xD: Like I said on the top I have like every Apple product and have been using it for years!Do you like salsa on chips: Hmmmmm, tough question. I'd say yes. Yes I do.

Alright ranks! Everyone loves ranks! For ranks I'm posting an apple product. The member will choose which apple product to join! Depending on your history on the Apple products I will choose what rank is good for you.
The highest rank is #1 fan while the lowest rank is #7 fan. Ok!

^ i'm pretty sure advertising in other clubs is against the rules bro, but it's a nice idea

@kusari: no where did i put the fate of the universe rested on his shoulders, it just said the doctor needed his help for something, chapter 4 will have the doctor leaving this fic forever, as it was just a minor crossover tid-bit, that adds more plot to the story

@ILPy: well Ichigo didn't die to go to the soul society, he just BECAME a soul reaper, he is still very much alive as far as i know

Well, I might make a whole version later, but I think this should be my official one/in Blue signature...

Our 9th Squad Captain is a smart-*** who will impale you if you mess with his hat.

Maybe each Captain should do one for themself, and we can use that in the sig (if it doesn't break the character limit).

Originally Posted by kusari

Nerd ftw

Aww Yea.

Originally Posted by Lucario0708

@ILPy: well Ichigo didn't die to go to the soul society, he just BECAME a soul reaper, he is still very much alive as far as i know

When he first became a Shinigami, Rukia effectively leant to him her powers. Ichigo just took too much. Eventually, it would have returned back to normal; Rukia was waiting for her Reiatsu to heal back, and Ichigo can't just keep the powers forever.

When Byakuya pwned him, Ichigo went to Urahara for help. One of the first things he did? He severed the chain between Ichigo's body and his soul. Ichigo is technically dead. His body is effectively, now, a Gigai. That's how he was able to become a Hollow in the first place, which lead to him getting Vaizard powers.

Not to mention, he has been killed at least twice more Spoiler:

the two that I remember both being from Ulquiorra: when he stabbed him through the chest, and Grimmjow brought Orihime to him to bring him back to life. And then again with the Cero Oscuras. In which case, he regenerated back because of his Hollow. And even then, this is all when he was in Hueco Mundo: his soul is doing all of this, and his dead body is being used by Kon (which is why it doesn't rot).

So Ichigo became a Shinigami through two illegal methods. Either one that you choose to do, it would be against the laws of the Seireitei.

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
Click HERE to be rickrolled... c'mon, you know you want to. Spoiler:- I HAVE DEFIED ALL MATHS AND LOGIC!:

Our 7th Squad Captain looks to be the only sane one, but he is a double edged sword, the other edge being very sharp and on fire

I what now.

Originally Posted by I like Pokemon (...)

I think I can get away with near-speed-of-light hax. If I squeeze time close enough. Hell, if we think of Minkowski space-time, I could probably bend that and achieve faster-than-light speeds. Depends on how godmoddy you want to read into my abilities.

You're the only person in the club who is godmoddier than I am, and that's saying something, considering my Bankai :/

Oh, and as Piccolo would say: NERD!

^ dbz abriged, go

Originally Posted by ILP

Ah, I see. So Mr. "The only apparently sane one" isn't quite as sane as we thought am I being a dick again?

Circ did tell you.

Originally Posted by ILP

Saaaaved. I'll have to reorganise them next weekend, though, because this weekend I'm going on an overnight expedition. Will be fun.

Oh cool, have fun.

Originally Posted by ILP

Tied for second tallest

I think you mean 3rd, since Dauc is the tallest at 6'6", and Golde is second at 6'5". I'm fourth then, either at 6'3" if you go by Seijuro's profile (and my actual height) or tied with kusari at 6'1" for Rouga's height.

Originally Posted by ILP

You should. The group convos are fun.

Just wait 'till I get my laptop for college.

Originally Posted by ILP

I think I'll let Golde call this decision, or actually just ask Jin and Da.c. See what they say. How would we label them as? Unseated?

How about Captain Emeritus (former, but retired Captain who is still in service)?

Originally Posted by ILP

With my tiny frame, and my mentality of brains>brawns, physical fighting is very rarely used. Because of this, I just try and get a hit when I can. As often as I can, I'll try and think a few steps ahead ("If I punch him there, I'm open for a kick, but I might be able to block it") though it doesn't always work as I want.

Like in Sherlock Holmes? Because that'd be decidedly epic.

Originally Posted by ILP

To be honest, it actually had to be cut down a fair amount, due to character limit. It's why the phrases might be slightly off "That's gotei 13" instead of "that's our gotei 13".

That explains it.

Originally Posted by ILP

I think the one liners at the beginning sure will be intersting...
I like quite a few of the changes. A candy addiction, an archery fetish, a second mind of his own and the oars XD.

Mhm.
=)

Originally Posted by ILP

Yeah, being only 14, that's going to be difficult to do.

Not to mention you're required by law to wait until you're a legal adult, iirc.

Originally Posted by kusari

BMJ:Another piecing of writing advice. Listen to music that inspires you to write while you write. I listen to some Rise Against or Acacia Strain and it always helps.

Seconded. Also, Rise Against high-five.

Also seconding ILP's idea of the Captains doing their own. And asking for help if yours sucks / you're unimaginative.

WOOT Zam added me too. (for some retarded reason on live.com he doesn't show up on my list but on msn he does. strange) anyway, anyone else who hasn't added me... I COMMAND YOU TO DO SO. and Rex, I COMMAND YOU TO GET MSN. This is an order from a direct superior officer. XD Just kidding. But you might want to get it..... XD

^
Ichigo broke the law. Does that make him bad? Is he really actually the antagonist of the story and we just don't know it yet? GASP.