Monday, February 4, 2008

CNN:Lou Dobbs – CNN’s resident curmudgeon.Anderson Cooper – Gloria Vanderbilt’s son, the dumbest newsperson on CNN.Wolf Blitzer – Blitzer translates to "Barak" in Hebrew.Larry King – old than McCain, his sixth wife is a Mormon.James Carville – the ragin’ Cajun has become the ancient Cajun.Jeffrey Toobin – still covering the OJ trial.Mark Shields – still campaigning for Robert Kennedy.David Gergen – hard to take seriously after the October 2007 banana affair.

Fox:Brit Hume – no, he’s not British.Chris Wallace – son of 60 Minutes’ Mike Wallace.Bill O’Reilly – who’s looking out for you has never been seen in the same room with Lou Dobbs.Sean Hannity – just pray you never have to hear him sing.Alan Colmes – token liberal on the “fair and balanced” network.Greta Van Susteren – the dumbest newsperson on Fox, reported to be a practicing Scientologist.Dick Morris – Clinton’s former pollster has become the leading Hillary hater.Ann Coulter – “I'd rather deal with President Hillary than with President McCain.” (Hillary would be better for her book royalties, no doubt)Susan Estrich – former Dukakis campaign manager is token Wellesley girl on Fox.

Comedy Central:Jon Stewart – don’t laugh, lots of folks get their political news from The Daily Show.Stephen Colbert – doesn’t let his own kids watch his show saying, “I don't want them to perceive me as insincere.” He made Huckabee.