Tuesday, December 20, 2005

My (madlibs) Santa letter

Go make one first before you read mine: http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

Santa ClausNorth Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.It really wasn't my fault what happened at Nunus's Office party. It was Aimee who spiked the punch with too much sex on the beach. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like orange.

I thought it was funny when I put Babrie's panties on my head and danced the salsa on the chair while singing `All I want for christmas'. I didn't mean to break Nunus's unicorn and don't know why Nunus would accuse me of stealing.

I don't remember calling Sean's wife a Delicious pig---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Lyly's husband's boob, it was only because I ate too much of that crabs.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my plane through my neighbor's man room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a bubbly dog and have me arrested for drunk in public!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all funny and serious. And I'm really not to blame for any of this big stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

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Single mom, 31 years, of twin girls. Hang out and have fun with my kids and my friends. I am blessed, truly blessed by God and thankful. I have a really good life with more amazing people in it than I could ever have imagined. I should be more aware of my spending, but I live life and have fun and right now that's what is imprtant to me.