Cali how I love you let me count the ways…

I love your massive taxes, I love your high unemployment numbers, I love how unfriendly you are to business, I love your blantant disregard for the will of the people, I love that you never balance your budget, I love the way you starve valley farmers for… water, I love how politically correct you are and how morally wrong you are, I love how you are more concerned about the environment than the people who inhabit it, I love the two faced politicians you send to Sacramento, I…wait a second, California…you’s a bitch!!!