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A spork is neither or a spoon or a fork, and so is a very mysterious object.
Almost nothing is known of their early history, other than an obvious link to Bavaria and to useful cutting utensils, suitable of piercing food but also gently scooping it in that sporky like manner. Links to the KKKSpoon and Fork Club are usually in the southern states of bensham, next to chubbies, blue door near the bottom, shady fivers at best

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