Friday, October 31, 2008

The weenie of hallow.

I'm lame.

I've barely given a thought to Halloween this year, and I made a feeble (at best) attempt to give y'all costume ideas. All I can do is beg your forgiveness and tell you that I sincerely hope you can work past this tragedy someday. I know I already have. I moved on weeks ago. I already have a "thing" going with another holiday. We're keeping it casual for now, but you never know...

Luckily, with all of the extra time I've had NOT thinking about the Hallow of Eve, I've had plenty of time to construct a diorama depicting the timeline of the Spanish Inquisition, constructed entirely of pork products.

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Poo: She is so totally sleeping with Halloween. In fact, I think she brought him over to my house when I was out of town. I found little bits of pumpkin and candy wrappers in my bed when I got home. More like Whoreloween, if you ask me.

Who has the energy to create fabulous Halloween costumes year after year? Not me. This year I dressed as a Halliburton employee, but only because I had a Halloween gig, a Halliburton shirt, and I felt obligated to dress up as something for the stupid gig. It's hard enough to get out of bed every day, who needs the stress of figuring out yet another dumb old Halloween costume on top of getting through one more day? I say it's about time to let go of the Halloween thing and do what you need to do to survive another day. Or whatever. What do I know? Nothing. Sorry.