If yes, in what capacity: (Note: wrong answer will result in disqualification):

Fast bowler, pace bowler, sorry .. gentle medium

Why do you think you are the right man to coach team India? :BecauseI've watched “Chak De India” 51 times in theatres and 72 times on my laptop. Also know SRK’s "sattar minute" speech in the movie by heart.

Your opinion on DRS: Don't know. Prefer RDS (Rawa Dosa Special).

Instances of aggression shown by you: (Mention any two)

(This question is at the instance of Saurav Ganguly)

·Send off to Amir Sohail in Bangalore 1996.

Shouted at a waiter in an Udupi restaurant once for serving me watery Sambar.

Best compliment received:From Anil Kumble "yard or two faster and you will be as quick as me".

As a coach what would you bring to the table: My DELL Inspiron

Achievements: Have my name on Lord's roll of honors…Also on Venky's chicken rolls.

Technology in Cricket you prefer and why (tick any one)

Hawk eye Hot spot Ultra slow motion ü

Ultra slow motion . Because it is inspired by my real time bowling speed.

Have you been convicted of any offences in India:

NO!!! Just accused of boring TV viewers to death with my commentary. Also 2 people died laughing when they heard me give tips on fast bowling to Dale Steyn in the IPL.

Please list three professional references:

Rajat Bhatia

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