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Disclaimer: This post is targeted at religious bigots that think gay people are the problem with Nigeria. Hopefully, I’m not pouring water into a basket. Being religious doesn’t mean one is bigoted. Conversely, being an atheist/agnostic doesn’t mean one is not bigoted.

Already anticipating bigots would only read the title and fly into conclusions without reading this post.

Dear Nigerian Bigots,

The best way to hide things from you is in print (words).

BIGOTS DON’T READ.

Remember how I say “We all might be going to hell”? Well, it might be prison.

Remember how your mouths run like diarrhea when it comes to homosexuality?

Remember how you thumb through scriptures to buttress your disgust at gay people like you’re sinless?

“Look at this one? Romans 1: 26- 27 says gay and lesbian is a bad something.”

Remember how you think Dante’s Rings of Hell are real? You believe in different hell for different sins, I guess.

I can wager about 75% of your lot have not read Section 214 of the Nigerian Constitution that says, “fourteen years”.

Since you ‘opinionate’ without reading, I’ve brought the constitution to you.

This is the focus:

“… against the order of nature.”

Deviant sexual acts are against the order of nature.

More deviant sexual acts:From this, you’re guilty of deviant sexual acts if you

Are into BDSM (Kinky Fuckery)

Have sex with children

Watch porn

Have sex with animals

Have anal sex with a young boy

Rape people

For those of you that cry “Sodomy”:

Subsection 2 talks about bestiality. But, that is not the issue for now.

Subsection 3 says: “permits a male person to have carnal knowledge of HIM OR HER…”

I guess heterosexual relationships are not spared. After all, sodomy includes anal or oral sex.

Bigots, can you say you haven’t engaged in sexual deviant acts?

You want to lie?

Lie to yourself, not to God.

I read hoe stories; I see things and I’m thrown off balance at how pervy some Nigerians are.

If you have anal or oral sex or indulged in other deviant acts yet, gay-bash people, kindly accept this certificate of hypocrisy! Let the shame hang around your neck until you drop the sanctimonious act.

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This is what I’ve been saying all the time, we are a nation of hypocrites. We leave the things that are killing us and the future generation to focus on the inconsequential. I pray my people receive sense.

I gave up pointing this hypocrisy out the day my married friend, who has one steady mistress and other side baes had the nerve to call out gay guys. Same dudes who won’t mind 2 girls putting on a show for them… They’ll never really get it. Every other ‘sin’ is permissible and excusable as long as it’s not ‘sin’ of homosexuality. As far as they’re concerned, just don’t be gay and heaven is sure for you.

Most of them are also just pissed they have to be on the down low, while others are brave enough to be open about it.

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