Bar Refaeli: 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

That was fast. Bar Refaeli made the cover of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue which hits newsstands today. The news was announced last night on Letterman, and word on the street is Leonardo DiCaprio was silently campaigning for Bar to get the coveted cover. Sometimes he just likes to remind the world he bangs hot women. To which I say, how many trees died making this issue, Mr. Environmentalist? I’m pretty sure the pages of SI aren’t made of love and pixie dust. – – Except maybe this one. Damn your infallible logic, DiCaprio!

She’s definately hotter than the First Monkey, Michelle Oboomba.
And does anyone buy that her name is “Michelle”…?
That hood rat is definately a Shaniqua or a Kadeesha…..straight outta Locash….100% ghetto nigger. Put a crack pipe in her hand and she could star on “Cops”…..

Regarding primates…
Negro’s are mentally and physically unable to deal with emotions, much like with other wild animals, they act mainly on instinct. For instance, when a negro comes across an unguarded valuable item, it’s first instinct is to steal it. When a negro comes across an unprotected white woman, it’s first instinct is to rape it. And the biggest problems with these uncontrolled herds of apes running rampant through the streets is when they congregate, because the group, or tribe, then takes on an even more primitive instinct and begins to destroy their immediate surroundings. Like when a pro sports team wins a championship, the herds of negro apes immediately destroy their surroundings, stealing, looting, raping, and burning everything in their path. Much like army ants in the jungles of South America. The same reaction can be observed when the roaming tribes learn of the fate of one of their herd being prosecuted. It’s a shame that guilty white liberals have given human rights to wild animals that obviously need to be contained. The only time the negro ape was ever useful and organized is when they were slaves. The emancipation of the apes is one of the biggest political blunders in the history of the Earth.

This Bar girl has bags under her eyes in the sunset photo and looks older than she is, her boobs are way too droopy for someone her age and she really isn’t that pretty. If Leonard was not her boyfriend, she would not be on the cover!!!

This is the dumb chick who married some friend of her family to avoid mandatory service in the IDF.

“I really wanted to serve in the IDF, but I don’t regret not enlisting, because it paid off big-time,” further adding, “Why is it good to die for our country? What, isn’t it better to live in New York City?”