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Esper

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Yawn. After a long long night closing a restaurant I have an 8:30a doctor's appointment. It's 7:50 ( well was when I was typing this) and I'm not planning on moving anytime soon. That clothes machine we were talking about would really come in handy right now. As would a machine that removes customers that stay an hour after closing time. None of our crew had the man-strength, otherwise I wouldn't be complaining. I don't mind you judging those fools.

I started reading that second paragraph like a rhyme starting from the second sentence. But none of it rhymed so I got sad. I'd turn what you wrote into a rhyme but that'd be too much rhyming in one vm because I'm about to bust it out- subject: Science- Damn you science. You ate my appliance. I wish you death via hungry lions. Don't you go near my crayons. Go lay down. Ok maybe I hyped that up too much.

An exercise bike would be so useful to me. That way I could sit and exercise. I try to read while on the treadmill but my bobbing up and down as I walk is distracting. I try to watch tv shows but the treadmill is way louder than my computer and I can't find a place to put my computer that's close enough to attach headphones. I will totally try the crawling thing today, at the risk of looking ridiculous. No looking crazy, no...losing weighty. ?

Also heyoo got some kawaii nail stickers for a buck, gonna have fun with those

Yeah all the salt and butter makes popcorn unhealthy. It also makes the popcorn edible, imo. I bet it is tiring, I wouldn't know, I've never tried hard enough...except when I went vegan a long time ago. That was hard...but even then I was still eating crap. Not real crap, mind you.

My problem with exercise is monotony. Doing the same things over and over, seeing the same things over and over...it's a terrible excuse but it keeps me from trying. God you should see my dog right now he's doing the strangest things. He's only performing really weird methods of scratching his ear, but he has seizure issues so he worries the hell out of me every time I turn around.

You are my new favorite rapper *__* if I may add- Then get eaten by a whale shark. Cause Noah left him off the Ark. Quark is now dead so angels grab your harps. Or is it harks. Question mark.

No worries! I can't get mad because I perform those all the time. Great flowchart, I have the same thing ingrained in my head, and because of it am somehow considered by my friends and family "a computer person." Which, to them, is synonymous with "member of Best Buy's Geek Squad." If I was so great with computers, mine would not be so effed up.

Chewing gum is how I quit smoking cigarettes. Two years strong! But still smoke weed everyday, won't stop that. Have to keep the memory of Nate Dogg alive somehow. What kind of popcorn do you eat? The kind I eat wouldn't help my eating habits at all. I'm honestly embarrassed to tell you how I eat my popcorn. -__-

For real. I'd like the clothes machine from The Jetsons. I'd actually rather just not move at all. I need to just clone an extra me to do anything that involves moving and deciding. Science is a great dog name! Quark is a good one, too, I think. I should make a children's book about a dog named Quark. Hear Quark bark.

Ah it's okay, correspondent's courses are the best after all! Most of my previous employees were sent to prison, after all. In fact, even I went to jail! Good times... And by good times I mean not good times at all. Anyways, see you tomorrow morning at work! Don't forget to bring your sarcoidosis mug!

Yes. Since you completely forgot about the second question, it means you used your reply as a way to get my "consent" and hire you. You're good! Nice, now you are a doctor at my department yay! We'll break some ethics and save people's lives together! Of course I still have to hire 2 more people, so our department will feel kinda empty... Well, better two than nothing!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry I totally lost your vm ;o;
Yeah not much really just college.
Hey you know what's quite odd, i've known you since like 2009 but we really haven't spoke that much. I remember when you had this thread and even most of the sprites weren't even there.

Very reasonable way to look at food. I try to see it that way but it doesn't stop my struggle with vegetables. I see food as comfort, thus go for simple carbs, and on my bad days it's not pretty. Luckily I can keep myself from eating too much fast food. I'm working toward no fast food.

And where are my heels that walk themselves? Seriously, my friend's wedding next week will not be easy.

You gonna make yourself something? I'm hungry too. But not in the actual meaning of the word. I'm just bored and need something to chew on.

Oh my D: I'm too short to even see the hood of my car, I wouldn't make it on that kind of road, no way no how. On my way home this morning I accidentally merged a little too far to the right trying to avoid a fairly wide truck on a narrow road. I was already on the shoulder, little did I know. Luckily I wasn't driving over a bottomless pit. What a scary thought.

Oh, lucid dreaming seems so fun. I've lucid dreamed only a couple times, in both I immediately forgot I was lucid and went back to doing whatever boring thing I was doing. Have you ever had dreams in which you ate food? I recently had a dream like that, and usually when I have a dream about consuming something I wake up before I can consume it. In my last dream I smoked and ate and I can't recall how I felt about it. I just know it felt real. Makes me wonder what my irl body was doing.

How dare you say the name of science in vain. I do wish I had something to "get on," though. I'm out of things to do. I might stitch a castle onto my pillowcase in a little bit, though.

Oh yeah. people definitely ride my ass when I'm driving on those crazy high bridges. Why people build anything to drive on over 20ft is beyond me.

That's exactly how I describe most of my dreams to others. Things that could happen but wouldn't. I have lots of dreams about work, like timers going off and being unable to stop them (that is hell, let me tell you) and taking things home I'm not supposed to. I have my most vivid dreams in the mornings when I wake up for a second then fall back asleep. This morning I dreamt I was trapped with these evil, powerful people in the building of an amusement park and I had to pretend to be their friend in order to survive. There was much more to it than that, but to describe it would take way too much effort right now.

Gotcha. I was feeling the same way earlier, which is why I didn't reply. Two big cups of homemade cinnamon/hazelnut flavored coffee and two slices of peanut butter toast later and I'm feeling just awake enough to organize my crayons from lightest to darkest and respond to your vm.

About Me

About Esper

Biography

Hiya. I'm Cameron, and I'm really a lot nicer than I seem.

I'm a big fan of Japan. If you want to talk Japanese stuff with me leave me a VM. I've also studied the language a bit and even though I'm not fluent if you want to ask about that then feel free and I'll help where I can.

I'm also queer, a vegetarian, a native Californian, a book-lover, a wannabe gothic lolita, and a lazy pixel artist.

Interests

Lolita fashion, especially Baby, The Stars Shine Bright and ALICE and the PIRATES

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First, I'm sorry for the sudden disappearance. It was uncool of me to leave for so long without explanation. If that left someone with a bad taste in their mouth then, again, I'm sorry. I've got my reasons though.

Last year both of my grandmothers died, one rather suddenly and the other who everyone was surprised to see still alive and kicking for as long as she had, both within the space of a month. It made me sad and made me think. I thought a lot about what I was doing with my life...

Don't read if you haven't seen it yet. Okay, well, read a little, but not too much. Spoilers and all that.

As you know, Doctor Who is celebrating its 50th anniversary and there has been quite a bit of new material released related to it, not the least of which is the special starring both Matt Smith and David Tennant. Saw that. I have things I could say about it and will, but I want to talk first about An Adventure in Space and Time.

In the near-to-distant future (how's that for vague?) I'm planning on going up to the Great White North. Along the way I'm passing through a few states I've never been to, including one called Oregon. Oregon is home to Portland, and Portland is reputed to be the home of a mythical place called Powell's Books. Now, never having been anywhere even close to far-away Canadia, I have only second-hand accounts, but all of them point to this store being an El Dorado of literature, a Utopia of used books....

Do you believe in astrology? I don't, but I've got a little something to share anyway.

You might have noticed for the last week or so that things have been falling apart. Your plans have fallen through, things break down on you, and stuff just goes wrong. But that's all going to change now. Mercury has been in retrograde, that period of bad skies when travel, communication, and planning doesn't seem to go right, but today, Friday, it's leaving. Things will be back to normal soon. Of...

Yesterday I got back from my London trip. It was one of those vacations where I didn't really plan anything ahead of time (except my plane ticket and hotel of course) so I didn't really know what I was going to do once I got there. I've been in big cities before and so in a lot of ways I knew what to expect. Still, there were a couple of things that were pretty surprising to me.

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