Monthly Archives: February 2014

While in Europe I had the pleasure of riding the great TGV train. It’s a high speed passenger train that can reach a top speed of 357mph. We zipped through the French countryside snapping lots of photos to print on wood when we got home. I felt like young Harry Potter on my way to Hogwarts for the first time. Side note: The good people of France are NOT amused if you run through the aisles of the train shouting, “The Dementors are coming! The Dementors are coming!” No harm, no foul. I had fun on the train and highly recommend it. I also recommend sending us your best photos to print on wood! A WoodSnap is a unique wooden canvas that presents your most memorable photos engrained in wood. Wood prints are the newest wave of art that involves the intricate science of printing photos on wood with complete precision, vibrancy and durability. WoodSnap has revolutionized the printing industry by designing a highly exact, original photo to wood printing technique that embeds ink directly into the wood similar to the art of tattooing. We are the wood gift experts! We are WoodSnap, “The Original Print on Wood Company.”

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If you ever make it out to Hollywood you should stop by the Grauman's Chinese Theater. Not because of its rich history or beauty… but because of the amateur costumed-Super Heroes standing out front waiting to take photos with you. You totally have to send those photos to print on wood at WoodSnap.com! These “heroes” are not affiliated with the theater or any organization. They are simply “regular” people, or as "regular" as any person can be dressed up like the Joker, Batman, Jack Sparrow, Wonder Woman, Chewbacca standing around the sidewalk in the blistering heat... sweating... panting... sweating some more... and waiting to take pictures with tourists for a nominal tip. Some of their costumes look like they’re right off a movie set… while others look like they robbed a 6-year old and ran back-to-back Tough Mudders before showing up. Either way, it’s worth a few bucks to get your photo with them. Print those photos on wood and they instantly become the perfect wood gift! Take it from WoodSnap, “The Original Print on Wood Company.”

You can buy maps to movie star’s homes on Hollywood Blvd. Living in Southern California I’ve always wanted to do this. I love celebrity sightings and the thought of camping out in front of Tom Cruise’s home on the off chance of seeing him in his pajamas strangely appeals to me. Apparently, there’s a fine line between fan and stalker. If I get caught with Tom Cruise’s face on my shirt I’m merely a fan, but if I get caught with Tom Cruise’s face wrapped in my shirt I’m apparently a “stalker”… so says District Circuit Court Judge Peterson. I don’t see the difference. Regardless, send us your favorite photos to print on wood! They make for the perfect wood gifts! Unless your wood gift is for Tom Cruise and you want it hand delivered as I am not allowed within a hundred feet of him per the restraining order. WoodSnap, “The Original Print on Wood Company.”

If necessity is the mother of all invention… then boredom is its father. Cell phone games prove this. Pass any Forever 21 store and you’ll see a dozen boyfriends playing games on their cell phones, waiting for their loved ones to unearth from the catacombs of the dressing rooms. Or take a doctor’s office… When the doctor finally arrives in the waiting room, I now tell him to give me fifteen more minutes! Angry Birds isn’t going to beat itself, you know. Most people get angry if they’re hold over at the airport in Texas. I say turn your “hold over” into a Hold ‘Em, as in Texas Hold ‘Em on your droid! Okay, I was reaching on that one. But you won’t have to reach too far to find the perfect wood gift at WoodSnap.com! Okay, I was reaching on that one too. I’ve got to stop reaching or I’m going to pull something… which is why you should pull up WoodSnap.com to print your photos on wood! Aaaugh! I can’t stop reaching!! I need help. Seriously. We make the perfect wood gifts! WoodSnap, “The Original Print on Wood Company.”

As we all know Mark Twain’s real name was Samuel Clemens. Many authors throughout history have adopted pennames for whatever reason. So this begs the question, can anyone do this or do you have to be a published author? Can Jimmy Clarkson, the Von’s Checkout boy, change his name to Floyd Clatterbuck on a whim? Can Pam Reddy in accounting simply come back from break and declare she wants to be called “TK421”? I hope so. This is what makes America great; our freedom to be odd. So whether your name is John Jones or “# McPounderton”, get your wood gift at WoodSnap.com! We print your favorite photos on wood! We are WoodSnap, “The Original Print on Wood Company.”

I have a love-hate relationship with casinos. They try to lure you into their doors with great food, cheap rooms, and amazing amenities in the hopes that you’ll blow your cash on the casino floor. It’s a trap. I know this. They know I know this. I know they know I know this. So why does it get me every time? I spend $80.00 on a room and drop $280 on Wheel of Fortune slots! At least I’m smart enough to take great pictures to remember my vacation (not in the casino, of course)! Printing vacation photos on wood at WoodSnap is the perfect way to immortalize my best times on a durable, unique canvas! So remember to double down on 11s, save room for the midnight buffet and get the perfect wood gift at WoodSnap, “The Original Print on Wood Company.”