Arguably one of the most infamous Presidents of the United States, Bill Clinton, was criticized in the courtroom and on television, slandered in the tabloids and gossip amongst housewives, and idolized by men everywhere for his sex scandal involving Monica Lewinski. People have speculated from every angle what would push a married man, a family man, to go to such extremes as to receive a BJ from only a moderately attractive, young intern. Now, thanks to the investigative reports of ‘Spy’ magazine, we have an answer to the question that has baffled millions: Hilary is, in fact, a transvestite.
Although it is a shocking discovery and a whole lot to take in, if you really think about it, the pieces of the enigmatic puzzle that is Hillary fit together nicely. Her steely demeanor, heavy, man-like jaw and heavily botoxed face, synthesized voice and bulging eyeballs: sure signs of hormonal overdose and cheap surgery. Many questions can be raised from this unnerving fact, such as: Why has Hilary kept this a secret? The obvious answer is: she doesn’t want to risk losing the Presidential race. Although she may still have a fighting chance, given the fact that she is a liberal Democrat, she risks losing points with the more straight-laced voters.
Hillary has done her part, however, to eliminate a few tax penalties, which she deemed frivolous, such as the marriage penalty. Suspicious. Perhaps Bill is getting to the end of his rope, married to a power-crazed, political he-she. A lot of pressure has to be building on him now that the secret is out, and Hillary doesn’t want to get hit by both a divorce and taxes, the former is quite enough.
Truly a woman stuck in a man’s body, Hillary wants to raise taxes (to accumulate approximately 200 billion dollars) supposedly for a “healthcare plan”. What this money really is going towards is a full sex-change operation and, hopefully, full facial reconstructive surgery. To be a transvestite is fine, but to charge millions of people to pay for your own selfish desires is just plain wrong.
Hillary has also stated that she is more of a ‘centrist’ than a straight-up democrat, which better fits her gender situation. She is also now supporting the middle-class man, small town and blue-collared to the core, when just 12 short years ago she is quoted telling her husband, “Screw ‘em”. Why this sudden jump to the middle? She wants to blend in like a chameleon, be just your Average Joe (literally), and have it appear as if everything is perfect and average. This is a good move for someone whose dirty little secret is going to make for one big political uproar.
Her recent war-mongering on January 18th, while she was giving a speech at Princeton University’s Woodrow Wilson School, also cause eyebrows to be raised considering that she has been more than vehement in her views of getting out of Iraq. The crazy, flip-flopping stances she’s taken, along with the bulging eyeballs mentioned before, are clear signs of hormonal unbalance, possibly overdose. One part of her wants to be the caring, reasonable woman and get her troops home and away from the senselessness of this war; the other, testosterone driven side wants nothing more than to expand this siege of the Middle East towards Iran.
Hillary’s notable political mantra “there are no quick and easy answers”, we now know was taken directly from her private life, which ruminates all to literally back to the old phrase “Politics are personal”. Is America, which is currently in a state of social, economic, and political unrest, really ready for a leader who is a big ball of estrogen-induced, sexually confused crazy? Or is now the time for the sexually taboo to step forward into the limelight and take charge politically, gain respect socially and break the stereotype that transvestites are ‘weird’ (although Hillary wouldn’t exactly be the poster-child for normal transvestites). Only votes and time will be able to tell, until then America will have to wait in suspense, either way we will end up with a radical new president, the likes of which has never been seen before: a Black president, or a gender-confused one. No matter the outcome, however, Hilary will always be the man and ‘wear the pants’ in her marriage (until the money for that surgery comes in).

Just found this video when I was surfing the web, basically it’s a compilation of Hillary being a flip-flopper on just about every topic discussed…Let’s pray to God those calculation were right and it is basically impossible for her to win the Democratic Primary. How do people take her seriously?

This political cartoon:Hillary Political Cartoon is referring to the time when Hillary was in Bosnia and lied about taking sniper fire. In the cartoon, it is making fun of the fact that Hillary always seems to be smiling and lending a helping hand, and of course, of her embellished stories. It could also represent that Hillary wants to make history, that is, she wants more to be the first woman president rather than the leader of our country. I noticed the soldier standing there with a puzzled look on his face, I wonder if it represents the Bosnian President, who would naturally be stunned to hear her accusations? This poses serious questions about the credibility of Clinton, and could have serious affects in the upcoming election. Hillary was shorter than all the men standing around her and made it seem like she was out of place. The cartoon plays it out as if Clinton wants to get some military credibility like her oppenonent, John McCain, also it projects the idea that she would be a bad war time president, simply because she has never had any military experience. It plays her out to be a liar and persuades the readers to believe that she would be a bad president due to the fact she is untrustworthy. The audience of this artical would probably be war veterans and anyone who had heard of the Bosnia fiasco. This cartoon links the two together because in the “hillbilly” one, Hillary is manipulating people to vote for her by putting on a fake accent and basically trying to adapt her personality to whoever she is speaking towards. This is the same concept as the first cartoon because in both Hillary seems like a scheming liar.

I also came across this video while watching the one of Hillary’s explanation of what went on in Bosnia.

The United States of America represents democracy, freedom, opportunity, and gives hope to less fortunate countries around the world. Flocks of immigrants come to the United States every day to escape an appalling government and to create a better lives for themselves. We are a melting pot of nationalities, each of which brings its own unique cultures and customs. The U.S.A is the “big brother” of the majority of the planet in that many smaller countries come to us for help, whether it be providing food for third world countries or asking for aid in war.

The ability to vote in order to select our president is an enormous privilege. Sadly, many of the voters are not knowledgeable of the candidates platforms or even the candidate himself/herself. Numerous people cast their vote for a president simply by which well-known people are backing the nominee. Not researching before voting results in the election of a candidate who is unfit for the job. Currently, the United States is spending trillions of dollars to uphold the war in the Middle East, has a suffering economy, and an education system that is deteriorating. Citizens care too much about the popular thing to do, instead of the right thing to do. America will always have problems, but thinking before one votes has a tremendous effect on the severity of these problems.