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OfficerFavre

Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.

Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!