The US of A, the Absolute Center of the Universe

They Americanized JW and now it positively stinks!!! George is too goofy, he's cornball, stupid and ignorant.

'Ask me who will win one more time, and I will cram that dumb look up your ass, seriously.'

They really turned it into a slackjawed affair too!! Punkin? Do you not mean, 'Pumpkin?' I mean they totally dumbed it down! Yeehaw Cletum, this is some good chunkin' fun, heeyuck. Get those damn Yanks out of there!!! Go away! As much as you they don't want to admit it, the universe does not revolve around the United States, bring back 'Scrapheap'! Argh!!! I'd hate to say this, but that was very difficult to watch on Wednesday.

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Oh, yes but as an American, I forgot that the planet DOES revolve
around England.

I agree, I hate George too. I enjoyed Robert, and I enjoy Cathy
tremendously. Their chemistry on camera far exceeded any pair of hosts
that work in this country.

As for the "punkin" word; that is how it was coined by the "creators"
of the "sport". We, as Americans, are WELL aware that it is pronounced
pumpkin!

I enjoy the show, and I was very happy to hear that Americans and
Canadians were finally going to be able to participate. If the shows
producers were willing to fly us "yanks" over to film the show on your
turf, fine! Just don't be so selfish by keeping everyone other than
those from the UK out if it...

The name on our cannon; "Acme Punkin' Musket #1" was derived from
the name of our worlds champion human powered "Punkin Chunkin"
team "The Acme Melon Musketeers" ( acme refrence to Wile Cyote of WB
cartoon fame") and "Melon Musketeers" because watermelons are what we
normally shoot with our air cannons, and "Punkin" to honor
the "judge" for the show, Bill "Broad Dog" Thompson's name for the
sport of hurling pumpkins. The current record for human
powered "punkin chunkin" is now at 1,334 ft with an eight lb pumpkin,
using the power input from one human for two minutes. For unlimited
class machines it is 4,109 ft. Not a high tech thing, but it takes a
lot of real world experimentation with big and heavy toys, and the
dedicatation to haul them with a team long distances to compete. It
is the only thing that I can think of that is more fun than fishing
and that other thing.
The world revolves around the North and South Poles, not a place
that I would be happy to live, as there is not enough junk there.
Waddy, "Rusty's "

Hey Limey, pull your head out of your ass. Goeorge is gay, we al know
that, but if you have a problem with "punkin chukin" dont ever rhyme,
and just ignore it! it IS OOOOHHHHH so hard to ignore. hey for all
you know the world revoles around Tiwan!