â—¦Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
â—¦Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
â—¦Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
â—¦Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
â—¦Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
â—¦Witness: "'Winchester'

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but itâ€™s so sad when you see them wearing dark glasses, with streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers and you realise they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.