Hilarious *sniff*

I have horrible sinus allergy problems. When I as a kid, I told someone, "I have sinuses. And they have issues." and that is still an apt description. I sniff and sneeze my way through every spring, alternating between a nose so runny I feel like a leaky faucet and one so stuffed I get massive headaches. I know I'm not the only one with these issues and today while browsing metaquotes I stumbled across the most hilarious statement on hay fever sufferers' likely feelings toward spring that I have ever seen.

"I don't object to trees having sex. I just wish they wouldn't do it in my nose."