1. the one nearest me was packed full of smug "christians" who were eating their God Chicken

there were cars around the block and the line of people stretched out the door. I predict this will be a boom for their business. It''s where "christians" (notice the air quotes) can eat fast food while they also stick it to the gays.

2. I just love their chicken shit eatin' grins.

4. Some waitresses I know hate "Christians"

One restaurant we were at was near a "Bible" church. When they came in after their service, they were loud, obnoxious, crowing about "the haul" in the collection plate, demanding immediate service even though other patrons were there before them and left leaving a mess and no tip.