The fact that you can be 101 years old in Florida has got me extremely excited. Now if I could only survive this snake bite to my penis. Maybe all of you can fuck off and go to hell. Oh yah Budweiser might sell out to some Belgium company. The horror.

Why would they want that piss-water beer company? Oh yea, money. None of the mainstream American beers are worth a shit, but thats ok cause most people dont know any better. And yes i know taste is objective.