75. make a garden in those strange crevices on the back of your friends
76.make sculpture duplicates of other party members and put them in their sleeping bags, so they are all sleeping with themselves.

85. Apply sovereign glue to the insides of all your party members armour, so they'll be forever encased in armour just like you.

86. Apply sovereign glue to the party members orifices that the strange sounds are coming out of while they sleep.

87. Remember, posthumously for the party member, that non warforged need to 'breathe'.

88. Learn and master the art of dorodango, then replace the wizards orb with one of your creations. So much fun to be had, the wizard gets out of line and you crush his orbs, and the look on the wizard's face when he fights the BBEG and realizes you made the switch. If the party and the wizard survive, you'll be able to look back on that moment and realize why the party kicked you out of the group. This list makes warforged seem like jerks.