You Can Now Get a Vibrator Made in the Shape of Your Head

As soon as Valentine’s Day 2015, you’ll be able to gift your partner a vibrator made to look like your head.

Not your penis head, either—the head that sits atop your shoulders and neck.

B3D HEAD is the brain child of inventor Zane Whitehurst, who says his original idea was to create a sex toy that targets people in long-distance relationships.

“I, myself, was in a long-distance relationship at the time, during my masters [studies] [at New York University,” Whitehurst told Refinery 29. One of the courses offered was something called teledildonics.”

Yep. That’s a real class at NYU.

Whitehurst took what he learned in class to create a product that allows long-distance lovers to give their partners head via a vibrating stand-in for their actual face.

“I just thought, ‘Why not make things a big more fun?’” Whitehurst said.

To make your own head vibrator, you send a series of head selfies to the company’s website, where 3D-printing techniques are used to create a two-inch-wide, one-inch-deep model of your head that contains a vibrator.

I wonder if Whitehurst could make a vibrator that looked like my dong if I sent him a few dick pics.