A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”

Husband:Honey, a car has hit me near the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head
was very strong; fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury