That would explain why an apparently healthy (physically, mentally,
well that's questionable) young adult would rather spend his time
patrolling the depths of the Internet than socializing with
friends.Cyber love doesn't count.

It doesn't do anything of the sort. Since the reader can not know for
sure it is YOUR key. For them to be sure you would have to physically
give them it personally. And, of course, no one cares. Your pgg/gpg
wrappers are simply annoying.

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