American news organizations had the late night host holding his head in his hands over their coverage of the protests in Kiev. Stewart replayed a clip of Fox News' Dana Perino saying, "I wonder how... this will play out in 2014 or even in 2016."

"Yes!" Stewart exclaimed. "The crucial question is, Ukrainians bravely take to the streets — as usual, what does it mean for our mid-terms? Or perhaps our presidential election. After all, Ukraine does rank as an issue voters care about just under equal rights for ghosts and 'Should evolution be taught in pools?'"