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A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to
help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index
finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she
touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched he

FUNNY QUOTES
"The first man to compare the cheeks of a
young woman to a rose was
obviously a poet; the first to repeat
it was possibly an idiot."
"What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman
is a woman who d

A bartender was working the late shift. While he
was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in
and took a seat at the bar.
She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for
a while.
Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool.
The bartender had a sudden thought, and so he
cautiously look

THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a
woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's
in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case
he should ever want some other man to take her off
his hands. -- Guitry
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife
wasn't. -- Borge
Always talk to your wife while you're making
love... if there's a phone handy.
An archaeologist is

A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is
extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap.
She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a
very curious young man.
He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and
possibly make some money out of it. "Hey,
wanna play a game?" he asks her.

ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.
FINE: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they feel they are right and you
need to shut up. Never use "fine" to
describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to
have one of "those" arguments.
FIVE M

FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT WOMEN
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx
"What would men be without women? Scarce,
sir, mighty scarce."
Mark Twain .
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well
as men to be th

This delivery driver carries no money. His wife
has it all.
We in the industry know that behind every
successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but
only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect h

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life
sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the
sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses hi

FUNNY QUOTES BY MARK
TWAIN
"The report of my death was an
exaggeration."
"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell
better than they pronounce."
"The holy passion of friendship is of so
sweet

FUNNY QUOTES BY MARK
TWAIN
"The report of my death was an
exaggeration."
"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell
better than they pronounce."
"The holy passion of friendship is of so
sweet

There's been a murder,
a woman was killed,
found in a bathtub,
partially filled.
A pair of policemen
went into the house
and thoroughly questioned
the poor woman's spouse.
He'd just come home
from working all night
and found her like that,
a terrible sigh

Married life is full of excitement and
frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks
and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is de

Here are a few jokes and funny stories about women
car drivers.
A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see
her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing
glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who y

A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom,
walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with
loud music and lively conversation, but every few
minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the
lights go off, the bar crowd bursts into loud
whoops and applause, but when they see the priest
enter the

Man with hands in other people's pockets, not
feeling himself.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very
unsanitary.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can
walk!!
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make
believe ballroom.
Man wh

I love coffee, maybe too much. Cups of coffee,
coffee smoothies, iced coffee from
McDonald’s - you name it I’ll drink it
(and alot of it). I can’t drink just one cup
either, I can drink it all day. Anyone else have
this problem? Not sure? Well, if at least 10 of
these 25 signs you’re drinking too much
coffee applies to you… you might be
addicted.
1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after
you.
2. You name your cats
“Cream” and “Sugar.”
3. You walk twenty miles on your
treadmill before you realize it&r