Show Notes

— You Could Have Been Fat: We have Abbi Crutchfield in studio, giving us an update on her life since we last saw her, including the arrival of a new baby

— Twice Upon A Time: Identical twins Brittany and Briana Deane are making their weird childhood dreams come true and marrying another set of identical twins, Josh and Jeremy Salyers

— 6 Degrees Of Kevin Doucet: Listener and country singer Kevin Doucet made more 2 am calls to Keith in order to continue the courtship of Chemda

— Big Brother: The government has put out a mandate banning employees that work in high-security facilities, i.e. the Pentagon, from wearing Apple Watches, Garmins, Fitbits, or any other smartwatch because the devices are giving the public access to geographical locations of government facilities

— Snapchat Dysmorphia: The American Academy of Facial Plastics and Reconstructive surgery found in a survey that 55% of patients were pursuing surgery so that they could look better in selfies

— High Praise: Keith loved Bo Burnham’s movie Eighth Grade, and he thinks young teens should be able to see it despite it being rated R

— Hot For Student: Dori Myers, a Bronx high school teacher, has been charged with committing a criminal sex act for performing oral sex on a 14-year-old student. The teacher will not be losing her license, and she will only receive probation as punishment.