Hello folks! This is actually my oldest story on the Spoof. It goes back to the helium days. I left the site out of sheer frustration with the constant edits and deletions. You can find me at...wait...that would be giving it away. Don't want to be banned you know!

I must disagree about Al Gore's wife. Beneath that apparently frozen exterior lies a seething cauldron of sizzling, burning sexuality. Gore's wife could be the sole reason for global warming. I still have a pair of her scorched panties in my closet.