Awaken Oh Pastafarians, A great opportunity is upon us, This Happy Day Sarah Palin has been nominated to be the Republican VP candidate. The MSM announced that she is a creationist and believes creationism should have taught in schools alongside the theory of evolution. I am confident with her youthfulness and open mindedness, she will promote equal time alsofor pastafarianism. A bright youthful religion carried by this refreshing repubifarian, into the religious mainstream. Pastafaggioli

ChowMein wrote:If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad .

If it were St. Michael of Palin, I WOULD vote for them.

Actually, this makes think this would be a good campaign - Pastafarians for McCain/ Palin - supporting them for the sole and only reason that they back the introduction of creationism and by extrension FSM-ism into schools. You could do a heck of a lot of mind-f*cking with this one.

ChowMein wrote:If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad .

If it were St. Michael of Palin, I WOULD vote for them.

Actually, this makes think this would be a good campaign - Pastafarians for McCain/ Palin - supporting them for the sole and only reason that they back the introduction of creationism and by extrension FSM-ism into schools. You could do a heck of a lot of mind-f*cking with this one.

CF

Have you tried mind f*cking with a creationist/Republican ? They are hard-wired with an alt, control, delete program so that any cogent argument you present has a maximum half-life of 6 hours. Ultimately you are forced to give up through terminal boredom. We haven't heard the famed Stevens "NO" yet so there is a chance that Palin with her magnanimity for including the theory of creation in school eduction,couldn't possibly refuse such a sophisticated science- based religion as FSM ism All Hail to FMS and the omnipotence of noodly appendages over the dark forces of Carbon14...Ramen ............with much Parmeggiano, pastafaggioli

ChowMein wrote:If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad .

If it were St. Michael of Palin, I WOULD vote for them.

Actually, this makes think this would be a good campaign - Pastafarians for McCain/ Palin - supporting them for the sole and only reason that they back the introduction of creationism and by extrension FSM-ism into schools. You could do a heck of a lot of mind-f*cking with this one.

CF

Have you tried mind f*cking with a creationist/Republican ? They are hard-wired with an alt, control, delete program so that any cogent argument you present has a maximum half-life of 6 hours. Ultimately you are forced to give up through terminal boredom. We haven't heard the famed Stevens "NO" yet so there is a chance that Palin with her magnanimity for including the theory of creation in school eduction,couldn't possibly refuse such a sophisticated science- based religion as FSM ism All Hail to FMS and the omnipotence of noodly appendages over the dark forces of Carbon14...Ramen ............with much Parmeggiano, pastafaggioli

Your insights into the mislead are like gems of holy truth. I am proud to have Pastafarian brothers such as yourself. There is no god but FSM, and until Palin accepts this and all that it implies, she will surely have a problem with our truth. She is painfully hetero and will be offended by the glorious stripper factories in Heaven. She would rather endure the food-less hades than lay her hands upon the magical flesh of the female form.

Palin's mind will not accept the glory of our Noodly Master, I fear. After watching the VP debate (one of my rare nights off) I'm convinced all she can really do is parrot information she's been fed until new information is fed to her, which starts her on a new cycle of parroting. AWK Mateys!!

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -Lazarus Long

I fear that you have missed the huge benefits that Palin and and McCain will bestow upon us shoud they win the election. They may be very bad for our country, but for the next four years, The Daily Show and Saturday Night Live shall truly rock!

~DAVID~

May your eyepatch lead you throught dark times! May your hook smite those who need a smiting! Blessings unto thee by the grace of Thor, Anoia, Ganesha, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bob!*

Look Cpe Celle, this is Merica, not Holland, So what is a little abuse of power? We love power (and guns) All we are looking for, is a place in the sun for Church of FSM, by riding the Palin creationist coattails. The two churchs are after all inextricably bound by the common enemy carbon14