If Great-Grandpa Wants To Be Batman, Then Let Him Be Batman

By all accounts, 74-year-old Evesham, Worcestershire, resident Brian Vann may very well believe he is The Caped Crusader. After all, the great-grandfather has transformed his mobility scooter into something that looks kind of like the Batmobile. No need for dementia here.

‘People drive past in their cars and stop when they see me, get out, and ask for a photo,’

‘I feel like a bit of a celebrity. I know how the Beckhams must feel when I go out in my Batmobile. If it brings a smile to people’s faces, then it’s done the job.’

So I guess the real lesson learned here today is from criminals who cannot outrun an 8 mph electric scooter covered in scrap metal. But at least one thing is for certain: the moment I turn 74 I’m moving to Evesham and cruising the neighborhoods in Wonder Woman’s invisible plane. Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to wear the outfit too.