Britney Spears does Letterman Top 10. In a bikini.

Making it four days in a row now, Britney Spears presented the Top Ten list on Letterman last night wearing a black bikini and sitting on a desk. Which, combined with the extra ten pounds the camera adds, probably wasn’t the smartest idea but then again we’re dealing with Britney Spears who probably wanted to wear a duck suit. Here’s the list:

Top Ten Ways the Country Would be Different if Britney Spears Were President

10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistble scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice president Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

Of course, the only funny part of this whole sketch is that I actually watched it and transcribed the entire list. HA! Jokes on me. *puts gun in mouth*

Comments

What’s funny is that people were actually expecting this to be funny. Letterman top 10, and his show in general are never funny. Jimmy Fallon is even less painfull to watch! Bring back leno already! Thank god for Conan.

I’m glad someone pointed out that Abe has no fucking clue what fascist means. Although maybe in his head a fasist is something else we don’t know. Also stop bitching about Obama. I don’t see any of you geniuses coming up with ways to run this country. Actually scratch that, I’d be fucking terrified to hear them. Only greedy money hungry Americans think obama is doing a bad job. Boo obama isn’t leaving me enough money for my boat and house in the Bahamas, poor me. Shut up and just live your simple lives, jackasses.

No, lololololol. You are the moron. The world isn’t run by politicians, it’s run by privately owned banking organizations. The truth is Obama really is just a puppet, a distraction actually, just like every godammned thing that you see on your television or read in the news. Stop taking everything the media tells you as fact. Regardless of the source, always think, ask questions and use your f*cking brain.

Wake The F*ck Up – Wake the Fuck Up. This is a website for making fun of celebrities. If I wanted to use my fucking brain, I would do it on another forum. When I come here, it’s so that I don’t HAVE to think.

Way to come in to the room and spoil the party for everyone else. Ugghhh… thinking sucks!

This is what happens to the country when a common street ape is placed in a position of power. Obumma wants to turn the U.S. into a county like Kenya, where he was born, similar to the Congo or any other ape run country that is in utter economic, social, and cultural disarray and failure. Murder, starvation, rape & pillage, that is all that can be expected from the darkies and their non-existant positive leadership capability. CHANGE!!!

Okay, this was supposed to be funny, stop turning this thread into a political debate. Go to CNN or Fox News threads for that shit.

Britney looks great. Even though her body isn’t banging like it was in her “I’m a slave 4 U” days, it still pretty good. She looks great in her videos, and is looking happy. I agree with “angela” @35, keep it on the topic.

@36, I just have to say this and totally contradict my own comment, posted prior to this one. Are you a fucking dumb ass? Do you not know our Constitution? If Obama had been born in Kenya, he couldn’t be president since only “natura born” citizens can be Pres or VP. Get educated you racist white trash.

Actually, Obomma has never produced a valid birth certificate, and his grandmother was quoted in an interview some years ago as saying she was in Kenya when he was born and witnessed the birth. Unfortunately she’s now dead. There are currently multiple court proceedings underway to determine where he was actually born.

What I find most comical about Obomma is that his father was black, mother was white. His father, in true stereotypical behavior, abandoned his child and baby mama soon after birth, and little Barry Obomma was raised by his white mother and then his white grandmother, yet he chooses to be “recognized” as a black dude.