What better way to prepare for the fast-approaching weekend than by indulging in the some of the Internet’s most well-done web content? Take advantage of your lunch break and treat yourself to Afternoon Delight, Decider’s carefully curated picks of the best short-form content available on the world wide web. This week we’re spotlighting The Hollywood Blvd Decency Institute, a total lifesaver for all those harassers out there currently catching flack for years of bad behavior.

Noticed any trend in Hollywood lately? Maybe the downfall of predatory creeps like Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Matt Lauer, and the like? Well, thanks to The Hollywood Blvd Decency Institute, men who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer finally have a shot to learn how to be… decent. “Are you a white male between the ages of birth and death? Do you suffer from low self-esteem and a high net worth? Does every “no” seemingly get you one step closer to a “yes”? Well, odds are, you’ve sexually assaulted someone in your life.”

From the moment this line of questioning begins, it’s clear we’re in for a treat. Meet Reid Woodson, former game show host and graduate of the Decency Institute. He’s here to tell you why the Hollywood Boulevard Decency Institute is the right move for you. It’s a “full service training center for men designed to help them overcome their most uncontrollable urges to assault women.” Between the jingly music and infomercial style, the short immediately sucks you in and nails the cheekily deadpan humor – and then there are the testimonials. There’s Gary, an executive assistant who had a “grabbing” problem horrified to learn that he’d been assaulting people. “Assault? That’s bad! I could go to jail if I lived in a society where people actually believed women!”

From men learning about their inadvertent perpetuation of rape culture (“I should believe women… because women are people!”) to men who simply use their money to get a certificate that proves their decency, the biting commentary on our current state of society knocks it out of the park with every sly joke and cutaway. Directed, written, and produced by Neil Blakemore and Alex Kern, The Hollywood Blvd Decency Institute feels like the perfect antidote to the toxic news cycle currently dominating our lives. It’s sharp, funny, and totally shameless, and that’s why it works.

“Remember, if you’ve been accused of harassment, assault, or rape, you’re not alone! There are literally millions of men out there just like you. Don’t let a silly accusation like that ruin your career.” You heard it here first, folks. It’s the copout solution to Hollywood’s problems that everyone’s been dreaming of. Check out The Hollywood Blvd Decency Institute above and be sure to follow Blakemore on Twitter.