This kid, apparently named Riley Stewart (seriously, Riley?), has it all wrong. The other youth in the video isn't jumping into the car because he's afraid people will see him. He's jumping into the car because he's AWESOME.

The Roadmaster wasn't built by people who know that a high beltline and low greenhouse tricks people into thinking they're safe. It was built by people who know that you look cool jumping into cars.

Riley ends the vehicle saying "Just because you're a parent, doesn't mean you have to be lame." Well, little Riley, just because you're a Toyota owner doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.