help me how did i beat Jon Maiden in mark of phoenix 2: i get to the volcano stage and then he says "it wasn'tfast enough. don't you wsh it could be sfaster?" and then you get sent back to the pyramind to save the 50 yard pass (which was a bad plot point, bu the way. the game shouldn't have tried mixing NFL and RPG gameplay. it dixdn't work)

you have to use lucas ICE BRATH to freze the lavea in the vulacno then you sket (like dog SKET SKET MORTHREFUKER) acros it and it saves a lot of tame. then you get to jon maden and he says "IMPSOSIBLE! NO HITSORY BOKE COLD OF PREVENTED THIS" then he lits the secret nazi fourest (lol fetured users) on fire and you fite ndem in the crstyal gaveyard.

ya know, if-uh, if-uh, if-uh you make that first down, then uh, then uh, then uh, you better make that third down, or-uh, or-uh, or-uh you'll probably have to punt, ah ah ah ah FOOTBALL en-uh-enuh-enuh- brett favre

Seriously though, I've been downvoted by droves and droves of angry evengers and alt accounts for the past four years now, and if they can't faze me, your slipshod attempt at being a pest aren't going to either. You're like a retarded kid with a spitball shooter but no paper; another drop in the ocean of I don't give a sh*t.