The polishes — which yes, are real, and yes, are actually edible — were created in "Original" and "Hot & Spicy" flavors for a KFC Hong Kong campaign.

"We got McCormicks, the food technologists who guard the secrets of KFC’s secret recipe to develop a solution based on natural ingredients to create this edible nail polish that hardens when dry, with a glossy finish," Mugglestone said.

So far, the reactions have been...mixed.

And we're left with so many questions: Why does this exist? Can you just drink the whole bottle? Will they ever make a chicken-flavored topcoat? How do I subtly lick my nails in public and/or how do I turn down a handshake from literally anyone wearing this polish?

The brand also released this music video to promote the edible nail polish: