Memorable Tv Weddings

Perhaps the unspoken message of tonight's thin listings is that you should be out at a romantic Valentine's Day dinner and not sitting in front of the tube.

That doesn't explain why, in the supposedly important February sweeps period, the networks would offer such paltry fare.

Plugging into the Valentine's Day theme is ``TV's Most Memorable Weddings'' (NBC, 8 p.m.), a mishmash of clips from a few TV ceremonies, heavy on the NBC offerings, of course. Even so, the wedding from ``Will & Grace'' that is focused on is not the one that started this season but rather the put-up affair of Jack and Rosario to ensure her green card.

A few of them are worthy of being called notable, including the ``General Hospital'' marriage of Luke and Laura, whom he had date-raped the year before, and the laughably bad rebel massacre that made the worst cliffhanger ever for ``Dynasty.''

What's surprising about seeing Tiny Tim marry Miss Vicki on ``The Tonight Show'' was how serious the whole thing was. It's also one of only two real weddings shown -- the other being Princess Di's do, in a league beyond everything else here.

For those who want to see Joan Collins twice in one night, her shoulder pads play a role on ``Inside TV Land: Style & Fashion'' (TVLand, 9 p.m.), as do Barbara Billingsley's pearls, Mary Tyler Moore's capri pants, Calista Flockhart's minis and Kelly Osbourne's pink hair.

Also On Tonight

When you're a young star, ``Entertainment Tonight'' seems like a wise stop. Unless you knew they'd be using the footage decades later for amusement on a special called ``The Stars' First Time ... on Entertainment Tonight With Mary Hart'' (CBS, 8 p.m.).

Against this fare, as well as the first of two hours of ``America's Funniest Videos'' (ABC, 8 and 9 p.m.), ``Fastlane'' (Fox, 8 p.m.) makes the only viable hour of scripted broadcast TV in its time slot. Tonight, Tiffani Thiessen plays opposite a counterfeiter played by Jenny McCarthy.

Business leaders and politicians try to reach the state's growing Hispanic population on ``Main Street'' (CPTV, 9 p.m.).

Self-styled ladies' man Johnny Bravo was born on Valentine's Day, which may explain his amorous ways. Tonight his mama set up a blind date on a special ``It's Valentine's Day, Johnny Bravo'' (Cartoon Network, 9 p.m.), and it features guests Maureen McCormick, Molly Shannon, Joey McIntyre and Donny Osmond.

Reality Casting

As reality shows continue to proliferate, you may well ask: Where do they get these people?

Well, there are casting calls in New York Saturday for two upcoming reality shows. For the brave or the brazen, couples and singles who want to apply to be on ``Temptation Island III'' can go to JSM Music Inc., 59 W. 19th St., Saturday. Unmarried, childless couples aged 21 to 35 audition from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Singles in the same age group are set for 3 to 8 p.m. More information: www.fox. com/temptation3.

A more wholesome gathering will be the casting call for ``The Search for the Most Talented Kid in America,'' in which kids from three age groups (3 through 7, 8 through 12 and 13 through 15) will compete in overall talent. Bring a parent or legal guardian, pen, recent photo ID and a photocopy of a birth certificate to the Waldorf Astoria, 301 Park Ave., from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. More information at www.nbc.com.