Woman: "I was workin' the doorway up there like you said, Big K, when this mook strolls up, sees the writin' on the wall, and asks me what my 'weekly rate' is!"Kalo (to Kirk): "What's the rumpus, bub? You crackin' wise with one of my girls?"Spock (sotto voce): "Are we in danger here, Doctor? Is the gentleman's pimp hand strong?"

Spock: "Captain, it is easy to see that your plan was flawed. Logic dictates that if you are going to turn up the air conditioning to make the - what you have termed 'high beams' - of all the female crew visible, you need to wear a jacket."