Me neither, the fake ones just look terrible. Plus, why go to such lengths? Besides, i have fangs, not out of alined canines, just oversized ones thanks to mother nature and i gotta tell you. They’re horrible, aside form being able to tear into something tough easier, there just a hassle. Why would anyone ‘pay for them.’ Hell, give me the money and i’ll give them mine. I hate these things.

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I don’t have any problem with crooked teeth, as long as they don’t look like the ones on Shonen Knive’s original bass player. (Shane Macgowan was something else entirely) Actually, bleached, perfectly straight teeth are fucking creepy and belong in the same category as ugly fake tits and fake tans. It’s amazing how many ways greedy assholes can find ways for people to feel ashamed about their natural appearance. It’s one thing to fix your teeth so you can chew properly, and another thing to do …