10 broken, crazed individuals who don't belong anywhere near firearms (except for maybe Ripley...maybe). I'll take a shot at this, with more grounded people. Not in any particular order except for number one.

Ripley has a severe case of PTSD and never touched a rifle before the midpoint of Aliens. She also has a skewed sense of priorities like going back for her cat. Lara Croft is the most sane of the group.

Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

Alphax:Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

Better yet...

"Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me."

WippitGuud:Alphax: Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

Better yet...

"Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me."

Alphax:Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

Confirmed Survey 1. Upon arrival you will report for debriefing. And just one more thing, on your trip back I want you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out! Babylon control out.

"The president is the benefactor of a lot of information that came from waterboarding," West said on Fox News. "When you look at the precedent, non-state, non-uniform belligerents captured on the battlefield under the Geneva Convention are not afforded the same type of rights. We can make that determination."

"As the president, you need to do those things which are necessary to make sure that the American people are kept safe," the Republican congressman continued, adding, "and furthermore, in the movie 'G.I. Jane,' Demi Moore was waterboarded."

I also object to the characterization of Scarlett and Lady Jaye as the "token females" of the GI Joe team. They're not as popular as the Baroness (mainly for cosplay reasons), but not even mentioning them by name is just plain sloppy writing.