Things All Guys Do, But Won't Admit To

They cuddle and use pet names

Get a guy behind closed doors with his partner and he’ll resort to an endless string of “darlings,” “pumpkins” and “cupcakes” faster than you can say “Gag me with a spoon.” In fact, some men use these pet names so much they end up sounding like a romantic form of Tourette Syndrome.

And where there are pet names, cuddling can’t be far behind. Luckily, it doesn’t have to be a bad thing. A recent survey conducted by the Berman Center for Women's Health in Chicago found that couples who cuddle have a closer emotional connection and are more stress-free. Sure, a good hug might not be as exciting as having sex with Norwegian twins on a trapeze, but if it helps you live longer, it can’t be all that bad.

They acknowledge other guys' looks

Ask a guy about another man’s attractiveness and he’ll either a) Tell you he’s never noticed, b) Openly question your sexuality or c) Run out of the room screaming, "Stay away from me, you hear me? Stay AWAY!"

That’s because they all think that admitting they find another guy attractive is like admitting they want to spend an afternoon in a Turkish bathhouse with Carson Kressley. Nonetheless, men do notice. They notice at work, at home and in the gym. Hell, they even notice in the bathroom, where even heterosexual guys have glanced at more packages than a UPS delivery man.