Aspiration Therapy Weight Loss: Remove Food After Eating

Aspire Bariatrics’
Aspiration Therapy addresses the weight-loss problem at its source. After a
meal, it enables you to remove food from your stomach. No food. No weight gain.

The process

A
tube, called A-Tube (how creative), is surgically placed between your
stomach and abdomen.

A
valve normally keeps this stomach portal closed.

After
a meal, you open the portal and (discreetly) remove some of the food from
the stomach.

Aspiration

The aspiration process is performed about 20 minutes after
the entire meal is consumed and takes 5 to 10 minutes to complete. The process
is performed in the privacy of the restroom, and the food is drained directly
into the toilet. Because aspiration only removes a third of the food, the body
still receives the calories it needs to function. For optimal weight loss,
patients should aspirate after each major meal (about 3 times per day)
initially. Over time, as patients learn to eat more healthfully, they can
reduce the frequency of aspirations.

The cynical among you might observe that there's also a
practical similarity between Aspiration Therapy and a certain, much older
technique, one well known to ballerinas, runway models, and Roman senators. But
Aspire is quick to point out that this new technique has significant advantages
over sticking one's finger down one's throat.