Half of schools failing in RE; "God to blame"

Education watchdog OFSTED has criticised God over the failure of religious education in half of UK schools. "It's partly being squeezed by other subjects, but mainly I'm afraid it's God's fault; he simply isn't doing enough to appeal to young people - he hasn't even got a website - at the very least, he should try wearing more modern clothes, or at least putting his halo on backwards."