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Tal "Hebrew Hammer" Benatar

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Jacob "Sparklezz" Irby

Jacob is what you would call irbalicious: he puts them boiiiiiz on rock, rock. This dreamgurl from Dan Vegas is
tellin' you that he ain't going. Music encircles him as if he were a dense point in the space-time continuum, as if
time seemed to stop, as if he were defying gravity. This mαth gΣΣk integrates all day, errrrrday! He also emits an
aura of rainbows and sunshine. No, you cannot taste the rainbow, but you might get burned...or cut. ;)

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Kevin "Weapon Z" Zeithaml

Social Chair

Frank "¿Qué?" Song, Jr.

Music Director

Manufactured and shipped here from China, Frank Song Jr. was purchased by the asian members of AVP
to increase the Asian population within the group. The Asian members hope to take over the group and rename it
to Asian Village People. We are slowly taking over.....everything...everyone... :)

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Peter "Nacho" Hartwig

I was a janitor at MIT where I was smarter than everyone else. This fact was discovered when I expediently and
anonymously answered math problems intended for graduate students. Now I was supposed to go to jail, due to an unrelated
incident, but the professor who posted the problems in the first place stepped in and delivered me into the psychological
care of Robin Williams, which is supposed to be better than prison. Inspired by his tragic marriage I decided to pursue
a relationship with a very attractive British graduate student. Then Robin Williams tells me it's not my fault over and
over again and that really gets to me. So in the end, all inspired and on the road to emotional recovery, I go to see
about a girl and everyone in the audience cries.

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Will "Rhino" Cochrane

President

Austin "Galahad" Chang

Publicity Manager

He was torn from his beloved and sold into slavery. That's how his life might have ended had not a traveling dentist redeemed him from that fate and set him on the path of revenge and huge,
gory explosions. He didn't choose the life, it chose him. This is: Dchango Unchang'd. He moonlights as a singer in his spare time.

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Evan "New Guy" Lum

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Andrew "New Guy" Fernandez

Andrew Fernandez is a talented, fit, and attractive member of AVP. He enjoys singing, acting, cooking, fighting, watching documentaries about lemurs, and being a cactus. One day he wants to learn all the words to the theme song from the G.I Joe animated series from the 80's. Thanks and have an acceptable day!

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