Did I accidentally miss the commas between between "the worse", "the best" and "the better"?No

Is the "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly" a sentence?No

Is "The worse the best the better!" a sentence?Yes it is.

Still not making sense? It will, with a bit reference to context...

I was half-interestedly watching the opening of KKR batting in IPL yesterday night while aving dinner in the office canteen. I call it 'yesterday night' for the simple reason that its past midnght now :P

They were showing the statistics of the opening pair: McCullum and Gayle. I am a person who does not follow anything very keenly, especially things which everybody follows keenly. So I don't really know what big stars these two blokes are. I was just judging them based on the numbers I saw then.

McCullum IPL statisctics:Best: Something above 150Total: Something around 250Average: Around 30(Please note: All quantities are in 'run' units*250/30= around 8250-150=100These 100 were made in the 7 innings other than the 'highest score' 'fluke' innings.So basically his IPL average was around 100/7, ie. 10-15 runs :P according to me!

Gayle on other hand had a similar 30ish average. But his 'best' score was not very hight flying one like McCullum. Which meant that his average was actually what it appeared to be, unlike McCullum's which was quite a bloated one! This made me think Gayle will probably make more runs than McCullum in the match.

Thats when the profound sentence came in my head: With other factors remaining the same..."The worse the best the better (it is)!"

By the way I wonder why this fellow who calls himself Shael decided to adderess a song to the top leaders of Congress(I) (Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh, in case you were wondering), and then decided to changes the topic after the very first line?

And why did they have to buy out the Rehman song? Didn't they realise that it was Lehman and not Rehman, asking for a bail-out and not buy-out, and that too from an altogether different Congress :P.Can't they have ruined the charm of some other uncharming silly song, say like the above song, which is anyways about their very own leaders to begin with (Though not to end with :P)

Anyways, reading this post till this point, you may have started wondering what are my political affiliations?Am I con-Congress(I), since whatever I mentioned about it was in the semi-satirical vein?Am I pro-Congress(I), since that is the only party that found mention here ?After all, in Politics publicity with any mathematical sign is publicity. Perhaps only the absolute value counts!

In case you were all wondering that, welcome to the boat in which I have been sailing all along :P! Even I don't know my political affiliation. The matter didn't get sorted even during this elections. Which basically means, I did not vote :P

Dont go all that "Haila! Oh your irresponsible jerk of a citizen!" on me now.

Each government will try to do some good things succeed a bit, fail a bit.After all, it has to try, cos it wants to come into power the next time :P.

Each government will have its scandals, some caught, some not.After all politicians will be the Fat Bastards that they are.

Terrorist attacks are not dependent on Government.

I know my vote makes a difference. But does that difference make a difference?

God supposedly does not play dice with Universe. How can I play dice with Country?Definitely knowing which party will be better would take multiple doctorates after MBA through IIM A or better. The vast complexities of variables of human, social, economic and international factors overwhelm me :P

OK I will cut the dramatisation. I basically did not register at the place I am currently staying :P. I do have my voter ID at the 'original home' and I did vote in a previous election :P.

Arrey haab bubah Jaa raha hoon!Alright alright, I am Going!Why so much repetiive tautology!? Why so much noise? Jaa and Go are the same Rey :P!"JaaGo Rey!"

You could have just said "Poda!"

**Yeah. Notice that I? It stands for Indira I think. We all seem to have forgotten that its Congress(I), not just 'Congress'. There were/are hoards of other Congresses other than Congress(I) Mushrooming in the Great Indian Political Puddle.

I mean come on! Rings are heard, not seen! You hear the ring of the doorbell. You hear the ring of the telephone. You hear the ring of the mobile. (I was talking of landline earlier. Such things still do exist! Really!). OK, in the mobile, you simultaneously do see those flashy thingies binking. But thats not exactly 'seeing the ring' :P

Anyways, now I have decided that I am going to be

The Lord of the Ring of the Ring of the Ring of the Rings

which is...

The Lord of the Gang (Ring) of the Ring of the Ring of the Rings,

which is

The Lord of the Gang obsessed with analysing and following the Emotions Evoked (Ring)by the Ring of the Rings,

which is

The Lord of the Gang obsessed with analysing and following the Emotions Evoked by the Tinkling Sound (Ring) of the Rings,

which is,

The Lord of the Gang obsessed with analysing and following the Emotions Evoked by the Tinkling Sound of the Category of Topologically Doughnut Shaped Ornamental Objects Whose Particular Specimen Seemed To Have Made The Orkut Lady Very Happy (Rings).

Brace yourselves! For I may be back!I have actually taken a new inernet connection!Connection god is now pleased with me.

Actually I had brought home and was trying to appease Connection almighty since last 3 weeks.But the diety was displeased, as I was contantly offering the wrong Porssawd, oops I mean Password!

Today I finally marched to the Abode of the Connection Gods to fight like Bollywood actors fight with Gods in temples, using the traumatic jangling noise of the temple bells as their main weapon of psychological violence, to which any even the bravest opponent would surely surrender, rather than suffer the loss of hearing and sanity. I too intended to give the Connection Gods a piece of my mind and take away a little peace of their minds.

But all the bravado fizzled as it turned out that it was I who was trying with the wrong login credentials since past 3 weeks. OK not 3, make it 2 because the first week was wasted trying to get the right drivers for my Vista. The Connection gods offered Drivers Vardaans only for Windows 2000 or XP or something like it in their Magical Disks. So with tail between the legs (as it was my stupidity coming between me and the World (wide web), and not theirs), and glow in my heart (I was finally about to meet the World. Boy Reptile meets World!), I came home. After going through the daily inanities of life, here I am, posting the first ever blog post with the new connection! And its just a glimpse of things to come!

So brace yourselves!And if you need to straighten out your teeth, brace them too!