pants: READY???
spigot: OKAY I'LL START
spigot: DICKS ON FIRST
spigot: BALLS ON SECOND
pants: WHO IS WINNING
spigot: YOUR FAT FACE ON THIRD
pants: THIS IS CONFUSING
spigot: SERIOUS VAUDEVILLE HERE IN TOILET FOUR
pants: ALL THESE LIFE CHOICES
pants: I WISH I HAD SPENT MORE TIME SITTING IN JUNIOR COLLEGE COURSES
spigot: THERE REALLY AREN'T ANY WINNERS OR LOSERS
spigot: MY COMEDY WOULD BE BETTER IF I HADN'T GOTTEN A D IN INTRO TO FACEPAINT