Post by native74 on Mar 18, 2006 20:02:15 GMT -5

i dunno - i lived on the road for five years, spent easily over half those nights sleeping in a van and I know what it's like to work hard all day and wake up with the sun cooking you at 7am. I rarely remember feeling so funky I would not enjoy a hot romp. And I'm a big fan of the joys of water before, during and after sex, but I think it could all be worked out if one so desired.

Post by annethekim on Mar 19, 2006 5:09:35 GMT -5

Hey all, I don't wanna beat a dead horse, but I here I go!

Regarding the "not so fresh feeling"/hygenic side of the spectrum, many of us ladies are highly susceptible to UTI's or yeast infections, etc... If you have ever peed blood before (OUCHOUCHOUCH), yr probably a bit more anal about the clean thing. (You can bet: I PLAN on knockin' boots anyway, provided my boyfriend hasn't ingested too many mind-expanding substances). I'm very very excited by the lineup, but I'm also excited cos this will probably be the first time we've gone away together, and I think there'll be a pretty great atmosphere. Although, I think those tent fans things will definitely be in order.

Post by misterjerkface on Mar 19, 2006 17:17:29 GMT -5

I guess I can understand when people say that rocking out all day would tire them... but, personally, I think that after witnessing Radiohead's ultrahotness, I'd probably be more than anxious to knock some boots.

Post by ziggyandthemonkeys on Mar 19, 2006 21:33:33 GMT -5

misterjerkface said:

I guess I can understand when people say that rocking out all day would tire them... but, personally, I think that after witnessing Radiohead's ultrahotness, I'd probably be more than anxious to knock some boots.

The only problem there is that the music doesnt stop after the headliners. If i found time id do it black crowes style, in the middle of the crowd. Its the only time to do it.

Post by kar on Mar 19, 2006 22:20:31 GMT -5

Holy crap - there was definitely screwing before the Black Crowes show - it was about 15 feet in front of me. There was no trying to hide it either; people were walking up and taking pictures the whole time, but there was no nudity shown. Stupid long dresses. They got a nice applause as they wrapped things up too.

And I just found the picture... any volunteers to host and upload? Shoot me an email to karehmerATgmail.com

Post by Kampy on Mar 20, 2006 1:44:26 GMT -5

ever see that footage of the couple who f*cked onstage at the Quart festival in Norway a couple years back, and later got fined? They did it as a publicity stunt for an environmental group called "FFF = F*ck For Forest" no, I'm not kidding

Post by HeavyC on Mar 20, 2006 11:05:58 GMT -5

I can also definitely vouch for the Black Crowes incident. I was sitting right next to KAR. There was even a guy selling disposable cameras for a short period of time.

I've also seen the picture KAR is talking about (and have a copy). It definitely shows a girl in a long dress clearly mounted up on top of another guy with the dress covering all the naughty parts. In all honesty, I'm kind of suprised by how discrete it was considering they were in the middle of about 20,000 people.

Post by Mo on Mar 20, 2006 22:29:38 GMT -5

Okay, this thread inspired me to activate my long dead and rarely used inforoo account. I have rarely felt so dirty as I have at bonnaroo, but I must say that I'm always up for a good tent romp. Bring on the sweaty humping! My boyfriend and I have had both van sex and tent sex at Bonnaroo and Wakarusa. The only thing is with all the mind altering substances and sun, it's not always, well, a totally explosively satisfying experience, but hey getting there is half the fun anyway. i'm hoping to entice him to something outside the tent this year!

Post by ClarkGriswold on Mar 21, 2006 2:02:16 GMT -5

Let me try to shed some light on the subject, albeit my knowledge is limited, so I’ll add a 90% + or – fallibility factor.And I won't speak for anyone except myself here.

Here’s the deal,Basically men are sluts. Are you with me so far?Women have all the power when it comes to sex.You guys own the forum.

If a woman where to stand in crowd of 50 men and said OK let’s do it, you would probably have about 55 takers, and chances are you would be selective.

Whereas if a man where to stand in crowd of 50 women and said OK lets do it, mostly what would result would be -the no nookie syndrome - complete with rejection and embarrassment along with bruised egos and no attempts of being selective. Well maybe a little, but it would be minuscule.

Still with me on this? OK! Lets move on.

It’s not that we’re tards it’s just that we know the probable outcome.You guys have the power to conquer us through sex.Being conquered has never been a position we (as men) have ever felt comfortable with.We have this crazy notion that we should be the conquerors.On occasion, perhaps for men, the conquest of Bonnaroo is stronger than the conquest of sex.

So, thus lays the quagmire about sex at Bonnaroo.I would welcome any suggestions to update my mindset on the subject. Who knows, I’m probably wrong, remember I added a 90% + or – fallibility factor.

Conquerors or Tards?No woman has yet to walk on the moon.(Man am i going to get into trouble for that statement!)

Post by TickTrix on Mar 21, 2006 19:31:42 GMT -5

Okay, I'll chime in on this. Last year I was shocked at the lack of anything sexual going on at the Roo. I don't think I saw more than a dozen couples holding hands, much less anything more physical going on. In discussions on the topic during the drive home from the Roo, we concluded that the priorities while living on the farm for four days changes from what we are used to experiencing in our daily lives. Survival being number one. Music, food, shade, alcohol, water, drugs, sleep, a clean portapotty, etc. seemed to fall in line (not in this order) after survival on most people's lists. For me personally, sex was not in my top-five priority list.

Post by gtwrecked on Mar 21, 2006 21:27:03 GMT -5

It takes a good few hours to work on a girl (talking, flirting, etc.) you've just met to get to the point of having sex. The band is ready to perform the second you walk up. Tell me - how is my time better spent?

Now if a girl out there is gonna be ready the second I walk up, then just let me know where you'll be camping and what time I should arrive...

Post by Tara on Mar 22, 2006 18:09:09 GMT -5

I, for one, am usually told that I am like a guy when it comes to sex (meaning it's always on my mind, etc), and thought for sure I'd find some cute boy to bring back to my tent while at roo.

However, when I got there, this couldn't have been further from the truth. It wasn't the dirty thing, I'd embraced the dirtiness after the first day, and I packed baby wipes. It was more like sensory overload. Between all the mind altering substances and trying to see every band I loved that conflicted with each other, sexual desire just kind of fell by the wayside. I was waaaaay more excited about the prospect of eating a $1 garlic grilled cheese.

Perhaps this was because it was my first roo, and now I am better prepared to make the most of my time. Regardless I only remember feeling remotely sexual at the STS9 show the first night when I was alone and surrounded by hot boys. But then the music took over and I forgot. Kind of dissapointing really, there were alot of hotties