Sunday, February 05, 2017

It's Super Bowl time, which means it's time for the 4 F's: Football, Food, Fbeer and Fbetting on random crap! Here are some actual prop bets for Super Bowl LI (courtesy of oddsshark.com). Favored outcomes and ties are yellow. I know it's hard to read, but I had to do this in San Diego Charger's colors since I'm never going to see them in a Super Bowl. :(

HOW MANY TIMES WILL "DEFLATE" OR "DEFLATEGATE" BE SAID ON TV DURING LIVE BROADCAST?Over 1.5 -120Under 1.5 -120WILL ANY PLAYER BE SEEN KNEELING DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM ON TV DURING LIVE BROADCAST?No -400Yes +250WHAT WILL LUKE BRYAN BE WEARING WHEN HE STARTS SINGING THE U.S. NATIONAL ANTHEM?Blue jeans -200Any other pants or shorts +150WILL LUKE BRYAN FORGET OR OMIT A WORD FROM THE OFFICIAL U.S. NATIONAL ANTHEM?No -700Yes +400

WHICH SONG WILL LADY GAGA SING FIRST?Song Not Listed Below +110Born This Way +225Bad Romance +250Edge of Glory +600Poker Face +1000Just Dance +1000WHAT COLOR WILL LADY GAGA'S HAIR BE WHEN SHE STARTS HER HALFTIME SHOW?Blond -500Any Other ColorWHO WILL THE SUPER BOWL MVP MENTION FIRST AFTER HE IS PRESENTED THE TROPHY?Team/Teammates +200God +200Coach +900Owner +900Family +900Donald Trump +2000Does not mention any of the above +250WHAT COLOR WILL THE LIQUID BE THAT IS POURED ON THE WINNING COACH?Clear/Water +300Lime/Green +300Yellow +300Orange +300Red +500Blue +750Purple +1000HOW MANY TIMES WILL "TRUMP" BE SAID DURING THE LIVE BROADCAST?Over 1.5 -120Under 1.5 -120WILL THE WORD "LACROSSE" BE SAID ON TV DURING LIVE BROADCAST?Yes -250No +170WILL "HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM" BE SAID ON TV DURING LIVE BROADCAST?No -400Yes +250