All Mork Encino is asking for is “a better opportunity than getting shot in the face.”

That's what the 28-year-old down-on-his-luck man told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution when asked about his website, huntme4sport.com, where he offers himself up to sportsmen as human prey for $10,000 (or $12,000, if you want him naked).

As “give-me-a-job” publicity stunts go, Encino's is cheaper than buying a billboard, like Ireland's “Jobless Paddy.” Taken at face value, though, it's also much more illegal than posting handbills around town, which earned one English man both a job and a 75 pound fine this month.

On his website, Encino, a self-styled hillbilly, touts his “certain kind of kinship to the land,” his foot speed and smarts (comparable to a “wild turkey” and a “wild boar,” respectively) as the qualities that make him challenging quarry. He also offers photos of himself in the wild, cleverly camouflaged, like this one:

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