Thursday, May 10, 2007

Love Is In The Air

Jagshemash! Today I have big announcement to make. You remember my last post about being stalked in Cambridge by fellow bloggers Little Medic and MissBliss. (Actually they is after my pubis but I cannot tell you that. Kazakhstani pubis very valuable. --Editorsky) They now have big news to tell world -- THEY IS GETTING ENGAGED! Yes, Little Medic came to Cambridge, and on romantic bridge, he get down on one knee, and he buy his wife. Here I am with happy couple:

(Why you think he call himself Little Medic?)

I very happy for them! In fact I left comment at Little Medic's blog, offering them wedding present:

Wa-wa-wee-wa! I knew it! I suspected as much! You be very happy! You come stay my house in Kazakhstan, I give you free donkey-ride around my village! We tie 'Just Engaged' notice to back of your ass*!

Heh. CONGRATS!

*the donkey, not your backside. Please do not be perverteds.

I was planning to give them free ride around village, like in my picture here. Kazakhstani women very strong on plough, and after pubis harvest, many of them work part-time to pull wedding carriages. Is very suitable for newlyweds!

Con-grads to LittleMiss and MedicBliss! I very happy for them. You kum to Zweetzerland for holiday - I show you nice men in lederhosen and milch maids with nice milk jugs spilling out of nice blouse. No need Kazakhstan.

Borat/Medic, after this you have 'Borax Edition', ja? Ways to use for cleaning our filthy pervertedic minds. Great success.

Shrinked Immaculate: I know! Does you also want to be Boratted? I can come your blog. I have big rubber fist and lube, I am expert at Boratting now. Great success!

Jason: Welcome back! And thanks for leaving me the new link...that's quite a sharp outfit you have up there! (Except for the harlequin baby. You should've put up a bigger warning! If I wasn't aiming to become a surgeon I would've, uh, poured my guts out in more than a figurative sense.)

So can I link back to you now?

Chrysalis Angel: Aww thanks. Any laughter that I can give you (no matter how terrible the jokes may be) makes me very happy. Great success!

Pawlu: Hahahaha. You hit the nail right on the head with your first word there! (No, seriously. But don't tell Mental Health Services though. I've had to change my name and address so they can't find me.)

Thanks for your kind words. I'm trying to promote the med student blogger community as well as I can. Why should the docs have all the fun, huh? :)

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The Angry Medic is an idiot who got into Cambridge University due to his unusually attractive eyelashes. For the past 6 years he has been ranting his way through the freakshow and wide-screen madness that is the medical course at Cambridge and Imperial College London, and finding time to express an opinion on medicine, social issues, and anything else he considers pains in the gluteal region. He can now be found regularly endangering patients' lives (and being endangered in return) somewhere in Southeast Asia.

Have you been overly enthralled by the allure of Cambridge and want to give it a crack? Has someone hit you on the head with a large frying pan and now you want to go to medical school? Do you want to join me in a suicidal leap off the Bridge of Sighs? Or have you a rant more boring than mine? Drop me a line at angrymedic [at] gmail [dot] com

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