If Snacktaku ever secures a substantial travel budget, the first trip I'm going to take will be based off Buzzfeed's video of 37 exotic menu items McDonald's only sells in other countries.

Just look at that Chicken Mega Mac up there. Is that a grilled chicken-ish patty? No, it's four grilled chicken-ish patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun. Why can't we have that here, McDonald's? It fits the jingle.