Banana Wreaks Vengeance On Its Greatest Enemy: The Gorilla

by Alex BalkJuly 8, 2011

To Ohio: “Police say that someone dressed up as a banana and attacked the Wireless Center’s mascot, a gorilla, last week. ‘I noticed a kid in the bushes. Then he just emerged, dressed up as a banana, and sprinted as fast as he could at our gorilla,’ said Brandon Parham, the manager. ‘The kid just speared our gorilla.’ Parham and another employee witnessed the attack. ‘The kid was in mid-air, flying. He just looked like a Spartan from that movie “300,” except he was a banana,’ added Parham.” [Via]