Sunday, 5 January 2014

My Wife always wanted a ride-on lawn mower.She works all day and
was always tired when she came home from work and thought that a
ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would
have more time for the chores inside the house.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her
a riding lawn mower.I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give
me a big hug.

I even put a light on it
so she could work at night. See photo below.To this day I have never been able to understandwhy some women are so hard to please.

P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now
and should be able to leave the hospital sometime next week.

Distinguished filmmaker,
Martin Scorsese, directs the true story of New York stockbroker, Jordan Belfort
(Leonardo DiCaprio). Having started a morally conventional career in the late
80s, Belfort quickly rose from penny stocks and righteousness to IPOs and a
life of corruption. Excess success and affluence in his early twenties, as founder
of the brokerage firm, Stratton Oakmont, warranted Belfort the title - The Wolf
of Wall Street. Money. Power. Women. Drugs. Temptations were for the taking and
the threat of authority was not to be taken into account. For Jordan and his
aspiring staff of likeness, modesty was quickly deemed overrated and more was
never enough.

AWARDS

•Leonardo
DiCaprio Nominee for the 2013
Critics' Choice Award for Best Actor in a Comedy

•Leonardo
DiCaprio Nominee for the 2014
Golden Globe Award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -
Comedy Or Musical

•Martin Scorsese Nominee for the 2013 Critics' Choice Award for Best Director