There's really not a whole
lot of interesting stuff I can say. My name is Ryan Asbert. I live
in Tacoma, WA. I like Bacardi and Cola.

Okay, maybe I'll add a bit of story here. I work
in a law firm in downtown Seattle. Having 23 bosses, half of which
are attorneys, seriously causes one psychological damage, as you
may or may not have already noticed. Let's just put it this way;
the water in the shower is never cold enough when I cry.

I've been playing games since I was a little
kid. I distinctly remember calling the Nintendo Help Hotline or
whatever they called it back in the early 90's, and giving THEM
tips on how to beat the original Zelda game. I was so proud. I actually
learned to read playing Zelda II on the NES. Unfortunately, I didn't
fully understand what the word "Error" meant until the
11th grade.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN??! AHHHH!

In my spare time, I like to sit in a room filled
with open paint buckets and just enjoy the fresh air. Sometimes
I like to go Hitchhiker Hunting; Basically, you go looking for hitchhikers
with a paintball gun, and hope they don't have a real one. My basement
stays at a comfortable 175-degrees because my computer heats up
like a Hot Pocket... Mm, that sounds good. Okay, I'm cutting my
bio short now, I'm hungry.