Miley Cyrus Is Topless In Another Photo, Because Today Is A Day That Ends In “Y”

A few days ago, just as her topless Vogue Germany spread hit the Web, Miley Cyrus tweeted, “Coming soon in @wmag ‘bed time portraits By @mertalass & @macpiggott‘ so xxxited,” accompanied by a censored photo previewing the set. Today (February 11), one of her shots from that session went up at W Magazine’s website. She is again topless in the photo. Never in our lives have we been so bored by celebrity nipple. So, thank you, Miley? Maybe that was your goal all along, to desensitize us to breasts in some sort of neo-feminist, post-Nipplegate, Lena Dunham-inspired stunt? No? Am I giving you too much credit?

Miley’s boobs have become the Rorschach test of the aughts. How did we get here? Why do we exist? Whatever. None of this matters. We’re all hurtling towards oblivion on this Godforsaken rock in this doomed universe and Miley will be flashing her jugs until it’s all fucking annihilated.

Check out the uncensored, NSFW Miley photo below, and head over to W to see the full spread, which also includes (workplace-friendly) shots of Ciara, Rita Ora and Pharrell.