Our Review System

Our review system is fluid. We have guidelines that we follow, but the overall rating is loose. Every product and every user’s experience can vary. In the end, the product may score a 7, but leave the user feeling as though it doesn’t deserve that score. On the opposite side of the realm of possibility, a product may feel more deserving of a higher score than what may have been calculated. Each review will have a description of the product, a recounted tale of use, and in the end the author will explain their reasoning for their rating.
Following is a simplified outline:

Performance

Is it stimulating? 1.0 Points

Does it serve it’s purpose well? If it’s battery operated, do the batteries last long enough? 1.0 Points

Packaging

Is the packaging appealing? 1.0 points

Is the packaging durable? 1.0 points

Presentation

Is the product itself appealing? 1.0 points

Does it look unique? 0.5 points

Does it look clean and professionally made? 0.5 points

Material

Is the product body safe? Automatic Failure if the product is unsafe

Is the product durable? 1.0 points

Is the color of the material appealing? 1.0 points

Discretion

Is the packaging discreet? 1.0 points

Is the product discreet? Is it loud? This goes for male toys as well. 1.0 Points