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41 Corny culo jokes!!

Here are my lista of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let tu know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything o eating anything tu might spit it o something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the escoba late to work? It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bahía they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorito! vegetable? Barackoli (broccoli)

#6 Why does the seta have so many friends? Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)

#7 What do tu call a fake noodle? An impasta! (Imposter)

#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes? Periodically.

#9 What do tu call a pencil without lead? Pointless!

#10 How do tu make an octopus giggle ten times? tu give him ten-tickles (tenticles)

#11 How do tu make lady gaga cry? Poker face!

#12 What did Beethoven become when he died? A decomposer!

#13 What's a chicken's favorito! composer? Bach!

#14 What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between tu and me man, something smells." (Your nose)

#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope? "Stick with me man, we'll go places."

#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack? "Stay here, I'll go on a-head."

#17 Why can't tu hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)

#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework? The teacher dicho it was a piece of cake.

#19 Why did the tomate blush? It saw the ensalada dressing.

#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? "Ruff!" (Rough)

#21 Why did the man send his phone to school? He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)

#22 How do crazy people go through a forest? They take the psycho path.

#23 How do tu know if it's raining gatos and dogs? tu step in a poodle (puddle)

#24 How do tu know if a clock is wise? It goes clockwise (i thought of that)