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From reader John: a rotten, cling-wrapped Twinkie (a "scientific and historical curiosity") is yours for the bidding, startingat $25, less shipping.

Condition: New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details

Up for sale today is one (1) semiunwrapped authentic Hostess Twinkie, rotten as hell.

The Twinkie is in a condition of being both wrapped (in cling film) and unwrapped (out of its original packaging). Unfortunately, eBay does not allow for such niceties of distinction in its Conditions dropdown options. From the listing:

Easiest way to do this is to explain my story. I have impluse control issues, and one of them concerns (concerned) Twinkies. To put it bluntly, I love them. Like a dog, I eat them (ate) until I got sick.

So, my wife rarely buys a box for me because she knows what will happen.

Well, last year she took pity on me one movie night, and brought home a box of the creamy goodness in addition to something out of redbox. We pop the corn, dim the lights, and I bust into my box. I inhale the first one, and crack open the second one while watching the movie. Something catches my attention out of the corner of my eye. Inches from my mouth, I actually stop to look at the golden wonder for a second. It is GREEN. Not yellow, green. I turn the lights on to make sure my eyes aren't playing a trick on me.

They aren't. That sumbitch is GREEN. With streaks. My mouth starts tingling. I don't feel so well..... (Read more)

Sunday, January 27, 2013

So I was reading current world events on the Huffpost and I saw this picture, all i caught from the title was something in Korean and "North Korea Leader, Vows Strong Action" and I think are they making Psy (famed for the song Gangam style) president or something... only to read the article and feel completely stupid.

HYUNG-JIN KIM- Huffington Post: SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Un convened top security and foreign affairs officials and ordered them to take "substantial and high-profile important state measures," state media said Sunday, fueling speculation that he plans to push forward with a threat to explode a nuclear device in defiance of the United Nations.... (Read the rest of the article here).

No longer a cryptid, this bizarre creature with huge black eyes and a bright red cloak that connects its eight arms was officially classified in the 1930s. It is the only squid that does not to hunt living prey, it feasts on dead creatures found at the bottom of the ocean.

Ropen

First spotted in remote parts of Papua, New Guinea, this creature is said to be a cross between a giant bat and a pterosaur — a flying dinosaur long thought to be extinct. Seen only after dark, the Ropen has the ability to light up through some form of bioluminescence. While most accounts say it lives on fish, there are also reports of Ropen feasting on human corpses pulled from fresh graves.

Nain Rouge

French for "red dwarf", the Nain Rouge haunts the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. The beast looks like a small child with red and black fur, glowing eyes, and protruding, rotting teeth. Two witnesses who saw it in 1996 claimed it also made a cawing sound like a crow. Cryptozoologists say that whenever the creature makes an appearance, some kind of tragedy follows.

Shug Monkey

This creature has the head and body of an ape but the legs, feet, and paws of a large mastiff-like dog. First reported by Vikings settling in the British Isles around 1000 A.D., Shug Monkeys are still reported today. As recently as 2009, three witnesses spotted one not far from Rendlesham Forest, the location of one of the most spectacular UFO sightings in history.

Huffpost reports: "InFlorida, there areviolent people,naked people,poopersandmasturbators-- but rarely is one man the total package. When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun.Bruni, 21,allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports".

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Do you have blank wall above your mantel piece or a cabinet with no idea what to hang above?

How about trying this...

Music Sheet Wreath

Its as simple as looks, roll a whole bunch of music sheets (image:music sheet) glue the them down as you roll and stick them together. To add depth just make add a second layer and voile! No more empty wall!

We have received numerous reports from different people that saw the same thing in the Cape Town area last night (11 December 2012). It was even seen as far as the Northern Cape and Namibia! This is the first time we have gotten so many reports on the same UFO. (go to this site)

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Real or Fraud? looks fake to me.... but there's a lot of pictures taken by random people with weird lights in funny shapes in the sky...

I am not a "fanatic" but i always had a curiosity for the big question "Is there life out there?" I don't believe in coincidences... so i amsitting on the fence on this age old debate.