Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Little Golden O's

Everyone seems to think that Big Guy's FDA is going after Cheerios for claiming to cut cholesterol by 10%, but as someone who's been in the strategy meeteings, I can tell you that's not the case at all.

As soon as General Mills, the maker of Cheerios, surrenders their trademark on "O", which will allow us to sell our own "Chocoloate O" cereal, the FDA threat will just go away. It's just part of Big Guy's attempt to make sure our young people eat a complete, nutritious breakfast ... Chicago style.

If the team starts touting the value of "plastic" surgery and enhancing your image...beware! The strong angular set of your jaw may wind up as a "golden O" itself one day. This would be in keeping with that disturbing big O symbol that has been popping up everywhere we look giving us all a severe case of the eebie jeebies.

TWW:The first time I ever voted was for Jimmy (class of '76). The second time I voted was for Jimmy, too, I was an expat in England at the time. I don't know why I was a dem, except that my parents were democrats, against the evil republicans.

Then, I found out my Dad had voted for Reagan! He explained that current events had forced a capitalist vs. Socialist election, and how everything had changed, because Carter was a right fool. He demonstrated over a game of monopoloy.

The only thing that comes to mind now about Jimmy Carter is peanuts and chain saws. I think there may be nothing worse on the planet then an arrogant, stubborn, sincere fool.

Well, after all, if one's beliefs are "sincere," most "progressives" would say that gives your beliefs inherent merit. Of course, in the next breath, they'll roundly condemn you with spittle flying for daring to not toe the "party line." Yeah, they are soooo "inclusive." Barf.

Yeah, I was all for Carter even though I was basically a Republican (Carter was so sincere -- and a "Christian," too-- oh, brother). Not in 1980, though! Reagan all the way.

You (and your dad) are obviously exceptionally bright. Otherwise, you'd likely have stayed stuck in liberalism for the rest of your life.

Take care, Betty Ann. You and your family are in my prayers as you count down the days (around 30 now?) until your husband is re-deployed. Peace and strength to you.

It may be pretty tough having a "Con Man in Chief," but let that inspire all our wonderful U.S. Armed Forces members to rise to the occasion. Together, with their commanders, in spite of having no "chief," they can win the fight to keep America free. Yup. Our military is that GOOD. Hoo-ah!