As someone who genuinely is physically disabled, I find it hilarious how Tumblr freaks are the only people online who actually list that as a badge of honor in their profiles. The more minority badges you pile up, the better a person you are on that site.

Used to keep my hair high and tight. Now I am growing it out. Reason? The sudden massive resurgence in shaved sides.

What is in common here? They are all gay and designers. You heard it here first. For hipsters, this is the new hair cut holy grail. Give it a few more months. Maybe some of you younger college guys can confirm this trend?