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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
Video Killed The Literary Star...
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November 15, 2001
NOTE FROM ERIC:
After years of anticipation, Harry Potter
and the Sorcerer's Stone is expected to
be one of the biggest movies of the year.
Surely that kind of success must
go to a young wizard's head...
The Top 9 Ways Stardom Has Changed
the Harry Potter Characters
9. Harry demands to be referred to as "The Wizard Formerly Known
as Potter" and changes his name to the little symbol on his
forehead.
8. We're pretty certain Hermoine never said "You go,
girlfrien'!" in any of the books.
7. Eye of Newt must come only from the finest shops on Rodeo.
6. Though his WWF career is by all accounts successful, no one
really wanted to see Hagrid in a wrestling singlet.
5. Three words: Voldemort's Libel Suit.
4. During delirious appearance on Leno, Harry introduces world
to "Celestia", his newfound alien/self.
3. After the huge success of the first movie, the original Ron
Weasley found dead from drowning in his-own-vomit-flavored
Bertie Botts Jellybeans.
2. Hermione starts cutting classes and hanging with Matt Dillon
circa The Outsiders.
and the Number 1 Way Stardom Has Changed
the Harry Potter Characters...
1. "I - said - DIET Butter Beer, dammit!"
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