Tuesday, December 23, 2014

With just one day to celebrate Saturn leaving Scorpio, it's now time to get to the business of Saturn in Sagittarius. This is the start of an idealism typhoon being unleashed and having to sift though the winds to find something you can hold onto. This doesn't mean you can't dream a bigger dream, but that you have to be truthful and know what to trust. Yes, walking into this latest Saturn storm will require real stealth and perseverance -- lessons you should of perfected during Saturn in Scorpio -- because with it, you'll be able to reclaim your truest and highest principles of freedom, spirituality and openness. You'll have until Dec. 19, 2017, to make it be everything you want it to be. Good luck. Trust the odds are always in your favor.Aries: Be ready to get more cosmopolitan in your approach to living, as the world will open up in a bigger way and make offers to you that will test your philosophies and your sense of personal honesty.Taurus: Sharing is caring, but drawing boundaries with those your love will come into question now, as in the power dynamics of your life will go under siege.Gemini: What is right and what you do to uphold those ideals will be your fight for now. It's not just about justice, but harmony, commitment and partnership too.Cancer: Having healthier approaches to the world around you will take you onto a higher ground. Unfortunately, this one-way ticket to paradise comes with much turbulence. Leo: Using your confidence for the greater good and being able to feed your ego is a delicate balance, but if you aim for it, you'll see the army you want to form all around you and with it: the ability to conquer all.Virgo: Climb into those new areas in your brain, to forge the foundations you want. Harder, quicker and stronger is it. Trust your path, because a new journey will begin and being decisive will be everything in making it heaven or hell.Libra: Be fast to learn and be fearless when bigger intellectual obstacles confront you. Not that you have to get cocky, but if you want to be able to back yourself up, go that extra step when faced with giant leaps.Scorpio: Breaking glass ceilings are your specialty, but so is disappearing into thin air. Now, time when all of your talents can easily roll up into one and work for you. Sagittarius: You have an interesting brand of sorcery that never fails to lose, but now, with more than winning at stake, recreating yourself will have double times the amount of pleasure and pain. Let the die roll. Capricorn: Your spiritual connection to the world is going to expand. Creative rushes and compassion will pull you in new directions. Be fluid in decisions, because evolution is your word.Aquarius: The hippie-dippiness will get too big to ignore, as your ability to connect the dots will get stronger and brighter. Just don't get blinded by the light. Pisces: Being consistent is everything, as a new marathon begins. Pacing yourself will be necessary, as it's the only way to get to your destination in one piece.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Seasonal discomfort is here, but relief is on its way! Yippee, yahoo for the upcoming Saturn transit from Scorpio to Sagittarius! As it stands, Saturn is not a planet that believes
in ease. It’s about work, structure and paying your dues. Since October 5, 2012,
it’s been in Scorpio and finally on Dec. 23 at 11:34pm EST, it will leave this
difficult placement that was out to challenge power, sex, money and one’s own
depth of soul. The heart-warming news is that at every Saturn cycle completion will come
a reward, like a celebratory cosmic gift, in the same area that was under siege. So, as
the season of giving hits its peak, know even the universe will in a more
generous mood with a little something-something (read both your Sun and Rising
sign too):

Aries: Getting money for your talents.Taurus:
A long-standing dispute will end. Gemini:
Health stresses ease up. Cancer:
Bursts of creative genius and courage arrive.Leo:
Family as your rock will have its possibilities.Virgo:
An intellectual reward, like graduation, scholarship
or discovering a new skill is likely.Libra: Stability in the material sense gets easier to manage.Scorpio:
Auspiciousnew beginnings.Sagittarius:
Gaining an inheritance, not necessarily a material
one.Capricorn:
Luck in knowing who you know. Making money with
friends. Aquarius:
A career coup is underway.Pisces:
An overseas opportunity will appear or one that
deals with a culturally and spiritually enriching experience.

Note: It doesn't have to be this exact day in which something monumental happens. It could be days to and fro this one, as it's a culmination of that energy and it could be spread out from this time.

No matter what you’re
celebrating this time of year, having an excuse to kiss the one you love, like
or lust-for is a bonus. So, hoorah for the mistletoe! As for nabbing who you
want under it, here is what you can expect per sign:Aries: Will want to initiate and lead,
which means they’ll be dominant and intense.

Taurus: Epicallysensual. It’ll
make you want more.Gemini: Short, sweet and
spontaneous, with a bit of awkward playfulness. Cancer: Aggressive or affectionate. Leo: Knee-meltingly romantic.
They always kiss, as if they’re madly in love.
Virgo: They let you set the vibe
and then follow. Libra: Elegant and likely
not to go beyond rated PG. No tongue, but will have emotion in it.
Scorpio: If people are in the
room, a peck on the lips. If alone, it’ll end up with you both naked. Sagittarius: Get right to the
action, as in groping will also be involved. Capricorn: Will appear sarcastic
on the outside, but will provide a classy kiss that is passionate, but not over
the top. Aquarius: Semi-aloof, as in don’t
expect affection or any other PDA with it.
Pisces: An all-consuming moment
of magic to lock lips, hearts and souls.

Strange winds will be blowing again, in new and sporadic patterns that will move you ahead into trying new methodologies towards your identity, your status, your aggression and what you are willing to put up with for the whole of humanity.
Oh yes, it's all about you and making your own rules, as this is a planet that will be by your side for those powerful experiments and explorations.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

As the holiday season warms hearts, in comes Venus into
Capricorn to put a chill back into the wintry air and stir the pot. No, not the
most pleasant place for this pleasure-seeking planet, as this disciplined, harsh
and authoritative influence will make everyone harder
to please. To circumvent this energy and make it work for you, here are 5
foolproof sex tips to get your
goat smiling every time.

·Going into one’s psyche, to see what makes it
tick is a Capricorn trait — as they are the sign of structure. When it comes to
sex, this means taking power via ropes, blindfolds and perhaps a whip. Yes, go
beyond those basic shades of gray.

·As the sign of status, showing your baby how
much you love them through your wallet is a surefire way to get their libido
pumping. No, money can’t buy you love, but during this transit, it will buy you
mind-blowing sex.

·Forget the PDA with your baby when you are out,
as playing hard to get and leaving your passion to be unleashed behind closed
doors is your best foreplay tip. Just a little coldness will go a long way now.

·Go for positions like doggy style, reverse
cowgirl, or crisscross now. Avoiding eye contact will make it easier to get
off, as it’s less about the emotion and more about the techniques.

·As for turning on your baby
through style, it won’t be sexy lingerie, but what you will wear on top of it.
Military styles, crispy lines and formal business attire with the lace and silk
underneath will be the perfect order in how your baby will want to peel you
naked now.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

From today until January 12, 2015, your impulses will be
veering to the left, as your brain and libido go haywire in a trippy way, with
emotions detaching and new mental planes opening up. Yes, it’s a dawning of a
new age — the transit of Mars into Aquarius, when wanting to explore theories,
study humanity and create a new revolution is put on the agenda. Of course, in
Mars style, it’ll also mean a sexual energy that ignites the more innovative side
of you. So, to cue into that brilliance and power, realize getting your rocks
off in high style will be a prerequisite to your motivation and for each sign, there
are likely places to find their g-spot:

Aries: Technological sex — as in through
the computer or with the latest sex gadgets, as it’ll be your geekier side
that’ll want release too. Taurus:
Hitting up historical places will fuel your
passions, as there will be something about ghosts past that won’t let you stop.

Gemini: Be in nature and get your
grizzly-bear-love on, because it’s the smell of the forest or the scent of the
sea spray that will drive you crazy now.

Cancer: Dark and scary will have an
element of interest for you now, as in trying out a dangerous fetish or
sneaking into a closet during a holiday party. Either or, a rush will come.Leo:
A good date is going to be necessary for you to drop
your draws, even if you’ve been with your baby for 100 years. Yes, there will
be something to classic courting now.Virgo:
Hit the gym with your baby or plan a workout
together, because the pheromones will be intoxicating, as sweaty sex will be
your ideal sex. Libra: Going at it somewhere you may attract voyeurs will be your sort of sexy.
Who knew the feel of having so many eyes on you could feel so good?Scorpio:
A place related to your career, like your office or in
the boardroom, will be the power surge your ego and libido will be yearning for.Sagittarius:
Phone sex and getting a good tease is essential to
your full satisfaction. When it comes to the foreplay, it’ll start with a hit
of “send.” Capricorn:
You’ll be feeling oddly more normal, in terms of
your libido and not having to go far will be how you want it — as in the home
court advantage of your bed.Aquarius:
You’ll be horny everywhere you go now, as your
brain, body and spirit will be feeling a cosmic hype and making you at your
most unpredictable. Mark your territory in new places.Pisces:
Returning to a location that has good sexual juju
for you will work again. Believe that lighting can strike twice.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

At 9:26 pm EST, just as many Americans will be slipping into turkey comas,
Mercury will enter Sagittarius— which means not only cranberry and stuffing
will wind up in many mouths, but also one’s foot. Yes, ‘Tis the season of TMI, which will last until December 16th -- and know that under this transit of truth, nothing will go unsaid. So, to use this aspect to your advantage and get answers you want, know what conversations the signs will be most vulnerable to blabber on in now:

Fire Signs
(Aries, Leo & Sagittarius)

Fire signs are fearless and shoot their opinions out
like wildfire. Consequence is never on their mind and
their tempers tend to be short and opinions sharp. Controversial and taboo subjects
bring out their heat, but it’ll also mean never-ending diatribes to anyone that
vaguely disagrees or is within earshot.

Air Signs
(Gemini, Libra & Aquarius)

Air signs love gossip, but when a tricky aspect like
foot-in-the-mouth Mercury in Sagittarius hits, it’s every person for him or
herself, as conversing with them can be like tuning into a tabloid show. Expect
all the family dirt to be out on the table by dessert.

Water Signs
(Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces)

Water signs are awful at lying, because they wear their
emotions on their sleeve. Only in the case of deep turmoil will they shroud the
truth, pretending it doesn’t exist. However, Mercury in Sagittarius makes all
bets off and when it comes to understanding their feelings, now is when you can open their floodgates.

Earth Signs
(Taurus, Virgo & Capricorn)

Earth signs are material, yet hate to talk about money. Sure, they like to brag, but if you want to find out the nitty-gritty about
their finances and the secrets behind their hustle, this is when the tipping
point can hit and the 411 payout begins.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Today, starts the cycle of Venus in Sagittarius: the wily,
winsome optimist that lives life to the fullest 24-7 and will believe what it wants to believe. Symbolized by the
centaur, Sags are strong, physical creatures that live to spread their ideals,
learn and spiritually keep evolving. Sexually, this is one of the fiercest places for Venus, as it's all about living for after orgasmic revelations. To take on this fiery and dreamy influence best, here are 5 no-fail tips to heat the flames from
now until December 10:

1.Spontaneity
is what drives Sagittarians. This is a perfect time to nab those shy crushes by going
for it. Put the moves on your baby when least
expected.

2.Fresh
air and being one with nature is a Sagittarian ritual, even more so when
it can mean getting it on out there too. In the woods, on the beach or parking somewhere
scenic, landscapes will rev libidos now.

3.Sagittarians
rule travel and adventure, which means donning a foreign accent, creating an
exotic ambiance in the bedroom or role-playing strangers that meet on a layover
with instant chemistry is the kind of fun that will trip the light fantastic
now.

4.Outrageous ballsiness is what Sagittarians are all about. Be blunt, bold and bad ass — as
that is all the aphrodisiac you need to turn it up in yourself and in your boo.

5.As
rulers of competition, Sagittarians love to sweat to gain their victories.
Bring out your edge in sport, board games or any sort of odd idea in which you
go head-to-head with your baby and despite who actually wins in points, know
the both of you will come away champions.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Mercury is back in Scorpio, post retrograde, as of November
8th, but it’s on Monday, the 10th, that the chatty planet goes past the degree it stalled
on and can finally free you from the drama and traumas of the slow-down. Yes, with the curiosity powerhouse back in full force to experience itself in the
sign of sex, what are 5 must-do’s for all signs to best light up their minds
for ultimate satisfaction?

·Share a secret sexual fantasy, because even if
you don’t actually perform it, the mental sharing of sauciness will be enough
to titillate an exploration that will reveal what you and your baby really can bring
into the bedroom.

·Snooping doesn’t happen in healthy relationships.
However, if you want to do investigate your baby to find something sweet —
ideas for holiday presents — then, this is when a divine intervention will work
for you.

·Sexting and teasing with pics, words or any form
of creative expression will have 10xs the power to rock you and your boo’s
world. Remember, your mind is your most powerful sex toy.

·Skeletons in the closet, take them out. Reveal vulnerabilities
to heighten the intimacy on every level. Bravery is only the beginning of the rewards
you’ll feel from this.

·Keep your eyes on your own paper. Scorpio is the
sign of jealousy and envy can test one’s confidence continually. Trust where
you are in life is exactly where you need to be for absolute empowerment for
your destiny.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Romance will be in the air this week, as a Full Moon in
Taurus will strike on Thursday at 5:53pm EST. As with all full moons, they are
time for celebration and with it in Taurus, which is a sign ruled by Venus and specifically,
the love aspect of the planet, this will mean a day for passion to the highest
degree. Plus, it completes a two-week cycle from the new moon in Scorpio
eclipse, which means commitments (and conclusions) are a priority of the day.
As for making it perfect, it means making it date night with you and your baby —
or your bestie.

Fire Sign Dating
Ideas: Aries, Leo & Sagittarius

Together:
Surprise is the key to making a perfect date with your fire sign honey, so have
them mark the date down, but don’t let them know where you’re going. Then plan
a night of newness — as in hitting a hot new restaurant or taking an extreme
dive into something adventurous like an evening at a theme park or going al
fresco for a night of making out.

Single: Fire
signs can party like no other, so go with your fiery bestie to the latest nightclub
or hot new bar to mix and mingle with the possibilities. If you have access to
an exclusive party, even better, as VIP status is how fire signs love doing it
up.

Water Sign Dating
Ideas: Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces

Together: When it
comes to love, water signs live for nostalgia. So, even if you’ve only been together
for a few months, they will remember those little anniversaries. Go for
something that brings back a sweet memory and make the magic happen all over. If
you happen to share something while on vacation, recreate the vibe at your home
or wear something you wore on that night. It’s all about flashbacks for these sentimental
creatures, so book a trip down memory lane.

Single: Water
signs are homebodies by nature, so plan a get together to celebrate the full
moon with food, movies and gossip and you will have the winning combination to
refuel the fires to get back out there to find true love — or better yet, have
your guests invite someone you’ve never met and bring the love right to your
door.

Air Sign Dating
Ideas: Gemini, Libra & Aquarius

Together: Air
signs are all about culture, intrigue and being seen at the right places — this
means tickets for performances like an opera, ballet, indie bands or the
theatre are perfect. If you have to get dressed up, even better, as a little
dash of glamour is their cherry on top.

Single: Air signs
are networkers by nature. So, go for broke and hit up something that is work
related and mix and mingle with like minds. As it goes, people of this sign
love to learn — so even if you want to take a class this night or do a group
gathering, like go on a ghost hunt, it’ll be these interactive activities that
will strike best for these mercurial types.

Earth Sign Dating
Ideas: Taurus: Virgo & Capricorn

Together: Romance
for this sign means being with their one and only somewhere beautiful and
luxurious. They get off on status: fine dining, a night at a 5 star hotel and a
spa will be what floats their boat. You can choose one number of those selections
or all of them, as the more you plunk down, as in cash, the more they
understand your appreciation of them. Not to say they only base their love on
that, but cash is a language they easily understand.

Single: There is
nothing more gratifying than beautifying oneself and being with their besties.
Make a date to do a mani/pedi together or just hit the stores for a shopping
fiesta. Spoiling oneself is the way to celebrate oneself, when you are an earth
sign and doing it with those closest with you makes it an instant party.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Whistle While You WorkDespite the weather being warmer than usual, still feeling
like summer in some parts, the planets are not playing — as in getting serious
with Mars moving into Capricorn. Yes, Mars, the planet of motivation, sexual
desire and aggression is in work-a-holic, play-by-the-rules Capricorn, which
means needing to see gains from your efforts, from now until December 4th.
So, best to use this transit to restructure priorities and bolster areas in
your life that mean everything to you. As for best places per sign to see
results:

Aries: Career and status — time to climb
harder up the ladder of success!Taurus:
Get back to your ideals and take your learning a
higher level.Gemini:
Powerful investments are yours for the making now. Dig
deeper for opportunities.Cancer:
Commitment and partnership are your strength now; tighten
the bonds for ultimate endurance.Leo:
Health is your wealth, so bolster your fortune with
new fitness routines and dealing with any physical issues that may be slowing
you down.Virgo:
Take creative risks and bring back romance to your
life!Libra: Home, family and security needs to be your top priority. Work on building
your castle.Scorpio:
Get out and socialize. Being part of your community
now will gratify and get changes made.Sagittarius:
Enjoy your money, by investing into your comfort
zone. Stop judging your needs.Capricorn:
Working on your confidence now will give you
superhero strength that’ll last.Aquarius:
Clean out the closest and dispose of the past that
punishes you. This is the time to build your legacy by focusing on good accomplishments.Pisces:
Who has your back now will be more relevant than
ever. Secure new friendships with trust and gratitude and celebrate the ones
that have served you well.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Now, the third big news of the day -- a new moon solar eclipse in Scorpio, which means stirring up the unknown and seeing what fate feels you deserve. This is the last eclipse of a two year cycle in Scorpio & Taurus and it ends on a good note! Expect a twist to blindside you and transform you. Don't fear though, even if you have had to go through hell to get here, this new moon solar eclipse is oozing with goodness, even if it is in naughty, naughty Scorpio.

Note: Early born Scorpios will feel this most directly and Taurus. After is early born Cancers and Pisces. This will also pertain to rising signs too.

My diorama: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

Notice the slight levitation of the table--I'm super proud of that detail. Also, the moon outside is a full moon in Scorpio. The green stuff outside the room are bones. The house is built on an ancient dinosaur cemetery.

If you’re feeling more like a horny teenager these
days, it’s because Scorpio is thrusting itself into pleasure planet Venus from
October 23 until November 16. Plus, Scorpio is dominating the sun and moon.
Don’t fight fate. Dive into your deepest and darkest desires. Only when you’re
willing to jostle the skeletons in your closet, to feel the rush of danger and
the intensity of insatiability, will you be getting the point of Scorpio in
this position.

As for what will turn on each sign the most, during
this transit:

Aries: Dark fantasy will intrigue. Feel free to get lost in your own version of
“dungeons and dragons,” and discover how many ways you can love a hero.Taurus:Love is art and
art is love. Get creative with your muse, because orgasms and masterpieces are now.Gemini: Exploring a fetish, like medical, will prove to be the right
shot of sexual adrenalin. Just be careful with dosage and ease into this fix.Cancer: Your dirty birdy will want
to fly free. Leave the bedroom curtains open and invite voyeurs into your
sexual psyche.Leo: Home is where your heart
will be, nestled tight under the covers with everyone and everything that makes
you feel secure. Virgo: Flirting gets obscene;
going deeper into perversions you didn’t even know you could have. Unlock new
mysteries.Libra: Your sappiness will
be for all things familiar, as your creature of comfort will be oohing and ah-ing
for belonging.Scorpio: Let your primal self-loose
and dare to have instincts lead you. Openness and courage are its own turn-on
now. Sagittarius: You’ll be feeling
extra theatrical. Dress up and role-play the nights away, a packed house is a guarantee.Capricorn: Getting an extra
electric charge in your love life is what you’ll want to plug into now, as
you’re never too old for toys.Aquarius: Luxuryis
your aphrodisiac now, so get your rock star on. Do things like check into a
hotel on a whim or up the thread counts of all your bedding.Pisces: Exotic is your erotic,
as anything that brings new experiences and knowledge is your everything now.

October 23, 2014 is going to be a grand day of astrological kismet, with the sun shifting into Scorpio, Venus entering
Scorpio and a new moon solar eclipse in Scorpio
(the last of the 2-year cycle in Scorpio and Taurus). Yes, a big 180 of events of the extreme kind is coming, but luckily positive aspects are pushing this sign of transformation now. As for the major themes of what to expect in this upcoming whirlwind ?

·Secrets are going to spill, but don’t worry,
this is the best time to get peace with the skeletons in the closet.
Confronting fears will mean overcoming them.

·Beginnings or endings of intense emotions, as in
sudden attractions that feel like fate or obsessions taking a positive turn or cutting
the loose ends off bad connections. Emotional rebirth expected!

·Telepathy is going to be strong now and
with those you truly are meant for. If you feel you are getting a psychic message,
don’t disregard. There will be importance to the info that flows to
your psyche.

·Major financial dealings will go down now. Don’t give up if you are reaching for a treasure and have invested your heart.
Scorpio money dealings will go down to the wire before reaching its surprising finale.

·Dynamic sex is destined. Load up on the bulk
condoms (if necessary) and take in the vibes of this super sensual energy that
can recharge even the most depleted of libidos. Passion, intensity and drive are strong, don't hide from its power.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Mercury is now back into peace, love and happiness Libra, making it more evident what is not copacetic. Seems the brains of those not at peace will be tossing and turning more, until they have made peace with something in their lives that needs rectification. So, whatever loose ends are hanging about in your life, time to make the cuts or tie it back up in an official sort of way.

Yes, this is a time of making amends and redrawing agreements to suit the needs of everyone involved, not just yourself. A lot of formality will be needed, but as long as you show respect, this is a time that won't be too miserable. After all, Libra is ruled by Venus, so endings will likely be fair... Of course, when Mercury zooms back into Scorpio, it might mean being punched back down, but if you do find that to be true, then take it as a karmic shot for having to relearn your rights and do onto others as you want them to do onto you.

Note: October 25 is the day Mercury will go direct.
November 8 is the day it reenters Scorpio.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Set your alarm, because if you want to see an omen of
drastic change to come, be ready for the blood moon eclipse in Aries on October
8, at 6:51AM EST (visual from most of the continental US, if only
partial).

It’s the second part of the Aries/Libra eclipse cycle that
began in April 2014, forcing the hand to
restructure areas of life, including: partnerships, justice, leadership, courage,
peace and war. Yes, a daunting selection of choices in which fate will blow, but
keep in mind that to every down there is an up and despite the drama eclipses
bring, it’s ultimate power is to give strength.

As for cool hits of energy that can happen during this
eclipse, there are several. (Note: 5 days before and after is the typical time
when eclipse energy can strike — as well as the month to the day prior and
after.)

1.Making
up will end a war.

2.Invention
ideas can be gold.

3.A spontaneous trip to somewhere you’ve never been.

4. Gut instincts that save you.

5.Claiming your turf.

6. Creating new ways to get ahead, faster7.Flaunting your looks and all that you got.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Do not fear Mercury Retrograde! Yes, it’s in the death sign of
Scorpio, which means intense rebirth is par for the course now (if only your
techno gadgets) — but there is a sunny side up to all. Sure, there is a threat
of reaching a sort of rock bottom first, but that only means a rise to power as
high.

Scorpio is the sign of surprise and its methods of
communication are covert. In the information learned there are always many
convoluted red herrings and the best way to master this beast is to know
positive resolutions exist. For example, on how to keep the hope alive:

1.People
from the past show up. In Scorpio, it’ll likely be old booty calls or intense loves.
Who says a second time around isn’t fate?

2.Scorpio
is a behind-the-scenes kind of energy, so expect brilliant ideas will appear,
regarding aspirational projects you’ve let go. A breath of intense air is blowing;
its muse can awaken you.

3.If
technical breakdowns happen, teaching you the ultimate lessons of back up,
focus on the new gadgets you can get to get back into the game wiser.

4.Traveling
to places you’ve been will be just the getaway, as familiarity will be what soothes
now.

5.The
bitch factor of a retrograde cycle intensifies and you won’t be alone in this,
because if misery loves anything, it’s company. Party the night away with other
sour souls that feel they have nothing to lose and adventure will ensue.

6.Old
money dealings will payout — like getting paid back in full from someone you
forgot you loaned anything to, investments that suddenly matter or finding cash
in an old coat pocket.

7.…And
if ever there’s a time for sensational gossip and mind-blowing slips of the
tongue, it’s Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio. Cliffhanging/glass dropping info that
can destroy reputations of those that need the most humility.