In case you missed it, which was apparently everyone because SERIOUSLY THIS IS A BIG FUCKING SCOOP, The Top of the Pontch will reopen this fall. (And developer of the new Crowne Plaza Pontchartrain Hotel, Gabriel Ruiz, also plans on building the second tower that was always part of the original design plans. I realize Detroiters don't pay a whole lot of attention to what happens outside of Detroit aside from what happens on Facebook, but Ruiz is one of the top hotel developers in the world right now. So. It's kind of a big deal.) [Model D]

White people tacos for the fifth of May. Also, the person who wrote this story almost died from viral meningitis and of the many hallucinations he had, a taco fight was among them. Let it be known that RDW HBIC Adam O'Connor has a good (albeit demented) sense of humor. [Real Detroit]