Attorney General Eric Holder is supposed to not even BE THERE anymore, but until Republicans confirm his replacement -- no rush, guys, really -- he's going to oppress America, and the employees of the Department of Justice, SO HARD:

So maybe Eric Holder is just trying to get in front of this "everyone who works for America is busy hiring prostitutes, which is ILLEGAL" thing before it takes down the entire U.S. of A. Or maybe he is just mean and no fun. Yeah, that's probably it. IMPEACH!