{{so get this when the Avengers first had their alien battle in New York (2012) Peter would have been 10 years old so I low-key think that it was Peter that did the little drawing of the Avengers that the movie opens with}} I have since rejected this theory completely upon realizing I wrote this post at 3am and how the fuck could he have it if Peter drew it???? Cmon me

Tony is trying SO HARD to be a better dad than Howard was

“How’s your daughter?” (u speak Spanish rly Peter)

when he’s standing on that building and that guy sees him and goes “Do a flip!” and he actually does

“Hey it’s my car dumbass.”

when he first walks into the bank and is trying to decide how to stand what a dork

Hannibal Buress’ two (2) scenes

him running through sprinklers

the dog

that whole scene where he was chasing the van

i feel like the past spider-men were like really graceful and swinging really neatly but this Peter literally hurls himself everywhere and crashes into so many things

“You know I’m a curious person by nature.”

when Peter rejoins the decathlon team

“You can’t just abandon us then stroll up and expect to be welcomed back by everyone.” “Hey, Peter welcome back!”

Ned has a sticker of the “this is fine” dog on his laptop

“Uh I put a tracker on someone, he’s a bad guy.”

“Nedcallmebacktheglowythingsabomb!”

“I don’t really want to celebrate something that was built by slaves.”

plus the guard during that scene and his little hand gesture

*Peter falls down the elevator shaft* “Thank you.”

Donald Glover “I know what a girl sounds like.”

“That’ll dissolve in two hours!” “I got ice cream, man.”

when he steals the keys from the guys on the ferry he says yoink

he is so frantic when he tries to save the ferry and distraught when it starts to fall apart again

he literally almost ripped himself in half to try to save it

“If you cared you’d actually be here.” Tony: “GUESS WHAT.”

deeper twist to that yes he’s there Peter just like his dad never was for him

that scene was a good Dad Tony moment

“If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”this is so important

^ honestly i could go into so much detail about that just lemme know if you want me to ill make a whole ‘nother post about that shit

that hall pass was ridiculously huge

GOD the most jarring shift from Aunt May teaching Peter how to dance and tie and tie and there’s happy background music and he’s so excited then BAM fuckin Michael Keaton opens that door and ho-ly shit

he is so fucking scared during that whole scene in the house and in the car

he’s FIFTEEN years old and he’s got absolutely no idea what this guy will do if he finds out who Peter is. this is basically his frst encounter with a real villian and he scared shitless

he literally almost cries in the backseat when he sees Vulture start to figure it out

when Michelle flips Peter off at the dance and the way she flips Peter off at the dance

“I’m…looking at……porn..”

the fucking SCENE where he gets crushed he is so scared and so hurt and oh my god

Tom Holland’s acting was A fucking 1

he does good hurt/crying/scared noises that sounds weird but it is v important

“C’mon Spiderman!”

how desperately he tried to save Vulture he is so good and pure and just really wants to protect people he doesn’t want anyone to die

“I’m trying to save you!”

the random school mascot running by towards the end??

the bathroom scene

Tony is so happy to have a son he loves Peter fight me

super random but i love the way Tony taps his watch to reveal the suit

“Look at that. Look at me.”

the way Tom turns his head when he says that is rly funny too

when Happy goes “He’s a good kid.” and Tony does that fucking shrug smile thing and the look was a mix of “Yea I know” but also like parental pride??? it’s a very specific look that i cannot fully explain

PEPPER

AFTER CREDIT SCENE Vulture is either protecting Peter bc he saved his life or he wants to kill Peter himself

You know that class where you have to take care of a sack of flour for a week and pretend it’s a baby? Well Jason had to take one of those classes back when he was a kid, and he took it wayyyy too seriously.

Bruce was borderline terrified of how seriously Jason handled this assignment. He bought baby clothes, fed it during mealtimes, (only flour-free food of course, so as not to promote flour cannibalism), and made Bruce buy him an actual crib for his flour baby. That whole week Jason’s only priority was that sack of flour, or Felicia, as he named her. It got even worse when “Uncle Dick” came over. He and Jason insisted they take Felicia on a trip to the park for a “family outing”. Poor Bruce was stuck there for a half hour, sitting bored on a bench as he watched his two grown sons pushing a sack of flour on the baby swing. Ironically, Jason was actually a model single father despite having a dad who was a criminal and an adoptive father who was an emotionally-stunted vigilante. Alfred even made a point of telling Bruce that Jason was a better dad than he ever was, which was both true and uncalled for.

Bruce tried drawing the line at bringing his flour baby on patrol, but Jason insisted that he couldn’t just leave his helpless daughter alone, and Alfred couldn’t possibly know how to care for a baby, (despite the fact that Alfred pretty much raised Bruce and the other batkids but okay). After an hour of arguing Bruce finally gave in, and that’s how the next day every newspaper in Gotham had Robin on the front page with a picture of him with a baby carrier strapped to his chest. From the right distance, Felicia looked like an actual baby, which prompted a ton of gossip. Rumors spread about the Boy Wonder being a teenage parent, with speculation that Batgirl was probably the mother. Bruce was so done by then, meanwhile Jason didn’t care, too preoccupied with playing peekaboo with his flour baby.

when eric bittle is 8 years old his aunt judy marries a Northeasterner named jacob birkholtz and suddenly he’s not the weirdest cousin anymore, it’s this gangly 12 year old named adam who Did Not Want to move to georgia and now they’re stuck in the same town together

yeah, aunt judy is holster’s step mom

this is random but holster’s dad is a pilot and aunt judy is a flight attendant and they have like the cutest dating stories ever

their first date was in paris (at the charles de gaulle airport which is actually hell but they tell people it was at a little cafe and don’t mention it happened to be in in terminal 3)

so holster and his dad move down to georgia and it’s Awkward because everyone is welcoming but distant because they’re so clearly Different (northern accents, don’t know the family history, Jewish, really don’t care that much about jam [but they learn. oh, do they learn]).

suzanne is like so heckin jazzed to have her sister back in the same city so she and judy get together all the time and holster and bitty are forced to hang

bitty thinks holster is snarky and obnoxious and holster thinks bitty is too peppy and weird and they’re sitting at the kids table together at thanksgiving and holster is grumpily shoving mashed potatoes in his mouth and bitty can’t believe he’s not even putting GRAVY on them like WHAT is WRONG WITH HIM

coach and holster form a football-based bond where they just sit on the couch next to each other and mumble stats back and forth while they watch the game

bitty is jealous because it’s not fair that this stranger relates to his dad better than he does but holster is jealous because bitty’s dad is home every night while his dad is off flying around the world

do they bond over their daddy issues?? you fuckin bet

holster joins a hockey team and he sees the tail end of bitty’s training with katya because there’s like one ice rink in their town and he’s like so impressed that his tiny strange cousin does ice magic

holster becomes peak Team Bitty. he begs to be taught jumps and ice skating moves, he starts doing the mixes for bitty’s routines, they go skating together and race even though bitty always wins

bitty starts doing drills with holster and that’s how he initially gets into hockey

he uses holster’s old gear and stick and stuff and it’s all way too big but so so so cute

like, tiny baby bitty with his loud cousin watching hockey for the first time and holster’s actually like patiently taking the time to explain everything because bitty is so impressed by the game

holster refers to them a brousins (bruh - sinz, brother cousins)

they’re the bittle-birkholtz-brousins there’s a lot of alliteration ok

they’re both outsiders in their family and they end up spending half their family gatherings eating a secret pie bitty stashed, listening to one of holster’s playlists on his first generation ipod, gossiping about their entire town

bitty is one of the few people holster likes

holster is one of the few people who like bitty

BITTY AT HOLSTER’S BAR MITZVAH

i have a billion more ideas for this verse so if you’re interested i’ll keep going with Bittle-Birkholtz-Brousins Part 2: puberty and beyond

PREGNANCY POINT OF VIEW SENTENCE STARTERS.

the mother’s pov :

❝Do you want to feel the baby kick?❞
❝I’m eating for two, so let’s go grab some grub.❞
❝I’m… pregnant… and it’s yours.❞
❝We need to talk, I need to tell you something..❞
❝I’m too far along for an abortion.❞
❝You want to give our baby up for adoption?❞
❝I need to know… if you love me, if you love us..❞
❝I thought you would be happy… it’s our baby.❞
❝It’s your baby I’m carrying…❞
❝I want to tell you that’s it’s yours but it’s not…❞
❝I want to find out the gender with you there.❞
❝I’m so lucky to have you by side during this pregnancy.❞
❝I wouldn’t want anyone else by side during this pregnancy.❞
❝Do you feel that? It’s the baby… it’s kicking.❞
❝I’m not going to be surrounded in a place were my baby isn’t wanted.❞
❝How could say that? This is our child to be!❞
❝I’m pregnant, I can’t act like a child anymore.❞
❝I’m pregnant, not incapable.❞
❝I’m sorry you’ve had deal with my pregnancy hormones lately…❞
❝I just wanted to wait to tell you, I wanted to know for sure I was keeping it.❞
❝I’m not sure what to do anymore but it is your baby…❞
❝This is just as much as your baby as it is mine.❞
❝I’m not lying! We can do a test right now!❞
❝Why are you blaming me? We at both at fault! It’s not the baby’s fault!❞
❝I’m not going to be around people like you, who don’t support me.❞
❝I am keeping this baby and I’m not discussing it anymore.❞
❝People have told me I’m glowing lately and I know why…❞
❝I’m ready to be mom! More than what you think!❞
❝I will be a great mother to my child, unlike you!❞
❝This is my decision! Not yours!❞
❝You told me you wanted the baby and now you don’t?❞
❝Why are suddenly against having this baby with me?❞

the father’s pov :

❝How far along are you? When did you find out?❞
❝Well, that’s great news! Isn’t it? I think so.❞
❝Wait, are you telling me, its my baby?❞
❝Well, how do you know its my baby?❞
❝You’re carrying my child?! That’s great news!❞
❝I love you and I’m ready to be a parent with you.❞
❝I wouldn’t want a baby with anyone else other than you.❞
❝How long have you known? Have you told anyone else yet?❞
❝Well, I’ll get a job and help support you and our baby.❞
❝Hey… don’t worry so much, okay? We can raise it.❞
❝It’s going to be okay, we can do this.❞
❝I have the perfect plan for you, me and our baby… a good plan.❞
❝I was thinking… since you’re pregnant and all, would you marry me?❞
❝I love you so much, that’s great news after the day I had.❞
❝As long as we’re happy, as long as the baby is happy.❞
❝I’m not abandoning you or my baby!❞
❝I’m not walking out on my kid like my parents did.❞
❝I’m going to be here for you and our baby.❞
❝Why would you want that for our baby? You’re talking nonsense.❞
❝I’m ready to be a father and you’ll make the best mother.❞
❝I have never felt so lucky!❞
❝This baby is a blessing and probably saved my life.❞
❝Did you hear? I’m going to be a dad!❞
❝I’m going to officially be a dad in a few months!❞
❝I’ll be a much better dad than you ever were to me that’s for sure.❞
❝My girlfriend is pregnant and she’s keeping it and I want her to keep it.❞
❝Don’t tell me anything about being a dad when you never were one for me!❞
❝Are you serious?! You’re pregnant?! That’s amazing, baby!❞
❝Well, do you need anything? Anything at all?❞
❝What? Something wrong with the baby?❞
❝I just want to keep you and our babt safe and happy.❞
❝I’m the luckiest guy in the world right now!❞

Would you rather get a hug from Sportacus or give a hug to Robbie Rotten?

Like for Sport and reblog for Robbie Rotten!!

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I’m planning on brushing up on my writing, so whichever side wins will get a Sport x Reader fic or a Robbie x Reader fic and I’ll post it here!! (And yes, you can both like AND reblog. If the likes and reblogs are the same or close in numbers, I’ll just write both fics lmao).

A/N: If you want a part 3, let me know. Again, if this does not get much request for part three (which is most likely a last part) then it ends here. I hope you guys like it as much (or even more) than the first one :) I larb you guys lots!

“Did he really just say ’I still have that Stark Internship after all’?” you thought.

Is he saying that being Spider-Man is more important than you two’s future?

Even May was surprised.

“Is that all you care about Peter?”

“It’s my future (Y/n)!”

“And this baby isn’t?!”

May walked up to Peter, I think she was about to slap him, but you stopped her before she could even pass you.

“I just don’t think I could be a dad yet (Y/n). Wh– what are you going to do?”

“What am I going to do?”

He nods. Wow.

You scoff, scratching the back of your head.

“I can’t believe you right now,” you said quietly, looking away from him.

You turn to him slowly.

“I’m going to raise this baby by myself. If you’re not going to help me.”

And with that, you got up and walked away. Stopping by the door, you turn to Aunt May.

“I’ll keep you updated May.”

Then you turn to Peter.

“See you around Pete.”

And with that, you were gone. No pleading for you to stay, no ‘I’m sorry (Y/n), I didn’t mean to. Please don’t go.’ Not even a text, or a call. There might be some tears. Though you didn’t see them, you saw his eyes shining, covered with a thin layer of unshattered tears.

I guess this was it.

It’s been a few weeks since the day you told Peter. Still no word from him.

You were now a month and a half along. Still not showing.

You got new sonogram pictures. You would stop by Peter’s to give them to Aunt May. Peter was never there. Being Spider-Man seems like his only priority.

Winter Break was starting, you finished your last final of the first semester. This was the first time you got through a final without having a ‘study date’ with Peter the week before.

Walking through the hallways of Midtown, you saw Peter for the first time in weeks. He was taking out books from his locker, while talking to Ned.

You sucked it up, holding your head up high, and walking right past him. He didn’t even flinch, continuously talking to Ned.

“Dude, she just walked past you. What are you doing? I haven’t seen you talking in weeks! What is going on?”

“It’s complicated Ned.”

“Seriously, what’s happening between you too?”

Peter looks at him with a stern face, opening his locker wider for him to see.

“Woah, are you serious?”

Inside his locker door was two ultrasounds pictures. The first one you ever got taken and the second one you just took. You gave two to Aunt May, just incase Peter decided to care.

Peter inhaled deeply, “I told her that I wasn’t ready to be a dad because I had to be Spider-Man and I can’t do those two at once.”

Tony looks at him with a shocked expression, shaking his head and turning away from him.

“And why would you say that?” he said, after a moment of looking out the window.

Peter shrugged, “I don’t know? Because it’s true?”

“You care about being Spider-Man more than (Y/n)?”

“I– I don’t know?”

“Then why’d you say it?”

“I don’t know! Maybe because being Spider-Man would be better than being a dad.”

Tony shook his head.

“Peter. Do you like not having a dad?”

“No? Why would you say that?”

“Then why are you doing that to your own child? You’re really leaving (Y/n) to be Spider-Man?”

“Well, if you think about it, I’d be saving a lot of lives.”

“And how does that work?”

“Well… if I stay with (Y/n) and raise the baby, I would be taking care of two lives. Her and the baby right? But if I become Spider-Man, I’d be saving millions of lives.”

“But whose lives are more important to you?”

“My family of course.”

“And who are your family?”

“Aunt May and (Y/n).”

“Well so which are you choosing, being Spider-Man, or being a dad?”

“I told you, I don’t know.”

Tony rolls his eyes, this kid is just not getting it.

“Peter, I’m saying this one more time. You said your family’s lives are more important to you, yes?”

“Yeah.”

“If you were out right now, as Spidey, and you’re alone and you spot two crimes while swinging across buildings. One: A bank is getting robbed, the employees are held at gunpoint. Two: (Y/n)’s getting robbed and having a gun to her head. Who would you go to?”

“(Y/n).”

“But more people would die if you don’t stop the bank robbery. If you go to (Y/n), only one life would be saved.”

some tips and tricks that have seriously helped me in excelling at watercolour

1.PAPER WEIGHT. for the love of god do not use any paper under 110-120 lbs to paint with watercolour, a very VERY wet medium that will soak clean through the paper if it’s not thick enough (most paper pads sold at craft stores have the weight listed on them. printer paper is around 20 lbs, sketch pads will be about 60 lbs, IDEAL watercolour paper 140 lbs+). i use only 140 lb paper for my serious watercolour works. canson and strathmore are my favourite brands

2. there’s no need to have very expensive watercolour paints, but it is important to use something better than crayola. my dad gave me a 24-pan windsor&newton watercolour set when i was 8 and these are still the paints i use today (i was a very careful child, but i never even had to replace my paint pans after almost 10 years either, so this brand, while super expensive, lasts and earns my gold star.) some other cheaper options are: x and x

3. if you’re going to be using watercolours, prepare to use WATER. so many people forget this, but it’s so important to realise this media is meant to look translucent, so you should see the paper through the paint. if you can’t see it, then you’re using the paints as if they’re gouache or acrylics, so try using more water and work with lighter colours.

OKAY NOW FOR THE ACTUAL TRICKS

4. SALT

quite overused in watercolour but it’s so freaking cool it can be pardoned. *remember for all of these effects, you have to use lots of water with the paint for it to work!

5. ALCOHOL/VODKA/HAND SANITIZER IF YOU’RE LAZY LIKE ME

you have to be very careful here because the second image can turn into the first if you use too much alcohol and it soaks through the water and paint gets in the spot, so be sure to experiment plenty before using this!!

but yeah you can use whatever clear alcohol you can find and it does p much the same thing

6. LIGHT SKIN TONES

okay while the darker skin tones are more easily achievable with browns and additional yellows/blues/reds to bring out the undertone, light skintones are hard as hell to make with watercolour because it’s hard to even think of what to mix. think no more!

YELLOW OCHRE + ANY PURPLE = perfect skintone you can play around with. adding more of yellow or purple will give you either cool or warm skin tones you can build up on and layer until they’re the proper value. remember to use purple/cool shadows with skin in compositions with normal lighting!

7. PAYNE’S GREY

and finally to repeat my previous post, use PAYNE’S GREY instead of black for a richer, darker colour in your painting. don’t use black unless your entire composition has warm colours, but even then, try to use a very dark brown instead of black.

8. WHITE

finally, it’s very important to mention this: never use the white watercolour they sometimes give you. EVER. EVER. dilute your paint with water instead to get a lighter value, or else you’re not using watercolour to its full extent (which is something you might struggle with if you’re used to using acrylics or oil)

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that’s all i can think of at the top of my head, but if you have any questions or need further brand recommendations etc, feel free to message me!