Have I mentioned lately that I’m in love with Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon? Because I think I am. One of the many things to love about Blood Dragon is the fact that it stars Michael Biehn, the 80s’ most endearingly unlikely action star. Despite not being very muscular, or looking particularly tough, this guy played the badass in everything from The Terminator, to Aliens to Navy SEALs.

So yeah, hit the jump for a faux-making of documentary featuring Biehn dropping lines like “It’s Sloan’s bedtime, and his blanket is six feet of my s–t”. F–kin’ Shakespeare man…