OUT OF AFRICA (1985) D: Sydney Pollack. Starring Meryl Streep, Robert Redford.
Hey, this is my site, and I hated it. A TOTAL snooze-fest.

T3: THE RISE OF THE MACHINES (2003) D: Johnathan Mostow. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes.
Would it have been any better if James Cameron had directed? When you’ve completely run out of a story to tell, nothing could make it better.

SHOUT (1991) D: Jeffrey Hornaday. Starring John Travolta, Jamie Walters, Heather Graham.
How could I have almost forgotten about this stinker? See why I”m so mad at Quentin Tarantino for reviving John Travolta’s career?

EYES WIDE SHUT (1999) D: Stanley Kubrick. Starring Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman.
The epitome of a vanity production. Too bad Kubrick got sucked in. And that infernal piano note that get played over and over and over and over. If you ever have insomnia, rent this one.

FOR THE BOYS (1991) D: Mark Rydell. Starring Bette Midler, James Caan.
A monumental bad choice for the usually dependable Midler.