Hello, The Kid (for the sake of brevity, I may take to calling you "The"). I too am a government worker, though since I'm no longer out in the field, I'm no longer uniformed (uninformed, perhaps, but that's a different matter). I think you should be able to get your headgear approved for a...

Twinkie went to the Rainbow Bridge this morning. She had developed a tumor on her vocal chords, and was almost unable to breathe. I found her at a job site in 2002. She was a small kitten, in imminent danger of being munched by a random dog. It was a rural job site where I was building a home with/f...

Pastafarianism was founded as a mirror for the Kansas School Board to look at themselves in, not as an insult to anyone, despite your "knowledge." You seem a bit touchy for a self-described non-subscriber to religion. Have you posted similar rants on Christian sites? How about Muslim sites...