sounds like im in a barrel when i talk..i have pinched my nose blew and popped the other one but the right one wont...it did yesterday and was fine but stopped up again...it just started after this ...

The other day I accidentally..shoved a quetip in my ear, and it caused alot of pain. It went away, but now, two days later, I seem to have more pain in that ear and it seems to be spreading. Should ...

Unfortunately not. You are not allowed to sell human body parts on ebay, so you will have to keep it and scratch it yourself.

fidgetyfingers

Try a wire brush.....available at all good hardware stores! Sounds as if you've got a dose of worms there mate :)

Ray

Get some soap and scrub until red and raw...

lululoopy

Bend over and get someone to check you haven't got worms.
If you have go to the doctors and get some worm medicine.

teary chocolate

scratch it

Sheila L

Wash it!

rjr

..CONFUCIUS SAY ..........

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

Loo

Scratch it and if that don't work let somebody else scratch it.

dimpelmum

use cotton under wear, and make sure you give your **** a good clean

â™¥~C.J~â™¥

Nah!!! just give it a good scratch

foxwoman172000

Preparation H. or scratch it. Or perhaps go to the nearest library and read a book and stop asking silly questions.

Borlax

HAVE A REALLY GOOD ROOT !

Neeboo

Stuck it in the fridge!

glenatskeggy

I had this for 17 years and the doctor telling me it was normal.

First make sure you are clean and wash in water only
Two mine was dairy products and once I had not had those it healed and I was getting lots of red bottoms from teh stuff that came out and it was undigested milk fat. So come off diry products for three weeks and see if that is the cause.

Three it may well be worms and if ti is, it is bad at night.

don't scratch but take a piece of cotton wool and gently wipe the area and if it is, there will be some tiny worms on it. Go to a pharmacist and tell them and they will give you soemthing to get rid of them
Four the final cause if haemorroids and if this is so then use Witch Hazel on a piece of cotton wool and wipe your bottom with that after the paper.

A shower held underneath the anus to clean is wise.

Cleo

Well on a serious note try not to itch it.
You need to wash it with a very mild soap and then pop some soothing cream on it like Savlon. As for the mild soap if you are struggling to find on (maybe Simple or Johnson Baby products) my Mum had my brother use our lady soap like Vagisil. Good luck.

louise

nah just scratch it

louise s

Sounds like you got worms!!

Give it a good scratch!

The Game

sit on a really hot stove... you will soon feel better :)

huggz

Scratch!...;

coop

They make some kind of cream for that, itd be odd to walk in on that though....

Lou

try keeping it clean, as for the present moment scratch it!!!

max

Tell him to keep away from you!

mark

'Deep heat' might be helpful.

Petit Chou

urrrrh....well one thing not to do is scratch it!!! The other obvious thing would be to keep it clean, y'know paper 'stead of fingers.... an after its clean just use a dab of babies petrolium jelly......on the other hand if your talkin about your dogs botty sliding around the carpet.....he needs wormin....funny tho as long as you have a brown carpet!!

Hamza H

no but get up and scratch it .....dude it feels soooooooooo relaxing

brainlady

sell it on ebay- you could say condition- not scratched.

currynut

Take some worming tablets!!

Spaceman

Scratshit?
what category would you put it under? waste products or entertainment?

frederic w

Try TCP cream it'll sting like hell for a couple of seconds, the
will soon stop