Let Me Take A Selfie… On Toast

The #SELFIE song by The Chainsmokers may have been a fad, but this selfie toaster isn’t going out of style anytime soon. It’s time to make a toast to The Selfie Toaster.

As per the chorus of the song #SELFIE: “let me take a selfie” (on toast). Okay, you caught us, the on toast part isn’t in the song but, well, maybe it should be. This toaster from Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation is pretty kick ass.

Keep it for yourself or give it to your bro for his man cave. You’ll never want to go back to boring toast again. Now you can put your face or the face of anyone else on the toasted bread. How about your pet? Or, your boss’s face? Oh come on, it’s not like you’ve never wanted to go all Hannibal Lecter and eat his or her face off, right?

The Selfie Toaster comes with a redeemable code that you use to create a custom insert for your toaster later. The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation mails your unique 3.75in x 3.50in insert to you within 10 days of when you send them your photo of the face or another image to go on the edible slices.

Make the photo that you send Vermont a good one so you’ll get the best results on the toast. Contrast is good as then the face will show up more on the bread. Tip: Use good lighting in your selfie. You can have up to two faces per slice. Text won’t work out well on the bread because the detail is so fine.

As for the toaster, it is stainless steel, so it looks great on your kitchen counter and is long lasting. It comes with a “starter” plate for practice and to pump you up about the toasted designs to come.