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Hello, Humans. I’m known as Terrance. For 29 years now, I’ve been on Earth. It seems every time I look up, theres more and more Humans on this planet. Apparently, there are more than 7.5 billion Humans on Earth. 7.5 billion?!! What the fuck?!!! Sometimes in life, this planet is getting overcrowded. Once I gather enough Intel, I’m leaving this shitty planet. I’ll make my own planet. I’ll call it, Planet Terrance.

The Truth about USA and Syria and WW3 :
I will tell the whole true story so listen carefully.

1. The Syrian Rebels : those people are criminals and they got all their weapons and support from France, Saudi , Turkey and Israel.
They start a religious war and cause the death of million of people , Al-Assad now is fighting those criminals rebels. And they are not easy terrorists they used the media to hide all their ugly crimes , the rebels killed millions of people by beheading them, slaughtering , burning, stunning and they rape women of Syria(one rebel rapes at least 200 innocent girl between 13-40).
The SAA Syria Arabic Army Heroes and Al-Assad are fighting those criminals rebels .
Who are they (Rebels)? They are known as Al-Hur (Free Army), Al-Nusra and many terrorist groups.

2. ISIS (Islamic State): those people are Al-Qaeda and they are well trained and supported by USA,UK,Israel and Saudi Arabia secretly.
Now those criminals start to kill everyone of the people of Syria(Al-Assad people 95%) and the rebels(5% of Syria who start killing the other 95%) and absolutely Syria start defending its people from ISIS and start eliminating ISIS with the main objective(The Rebels) , because ISIS and the rebels are two faces for the same coin(terrorism) .
The media of Saudi Arabia , Arabic Gulf and USA were protecting those criminals rebels and ISIS and defending them by calling them groups instead of terrorists , Really WTF? .

3. When Syria start wining the war against the rebels and ISIS , those terrorists start playing another game by using the Media and fooling Trump that Syria used chemicals and the truth is ISIS and the rebels used chemicals on the people and on the Syria Arabic Army. So what did Trump do when Syria forces were advancing on ISIS and Syria was wining , he missiles the Syrian bases at al-Shwaairat , yes people, Trump helped ISIS to win and he thought he is helping the people but that was the opposite.

4. What Trump did next , he send hundreds of USA troops to help ????? yes people, to help the rebels at the north of Syria against ISIS , Why because the Media of Saudi Arabia (#1 Channel that Supports ISIS and the Rebels) showed that the rebels and ISIS are good and hide their ugly crimes (by the way you can see all crimes ISIS and Rebels did in liveleak.com uncensored) , So Trump thought he is helping the good people but he is helping the criminal rebels and ISIS too by attacking the good SAA heroes and Al-Assad. So Syria fights ISIS and the criminal rebels , ISIS kills the rebels , USA troops are protecting the criminal rebels from ISIS and Syria. Really USA , you are protecting the criminal rebels.

5. Now , the rebels have a group called “the White Helmets” punch of fraud doctors , those fraud doctor uses chemical on people they have in their region the rebels has and infect the people and then video it for the Fake Media and they broadcast those fake news about Al-Assad is using chemicals.
And Al-Assad and SAA heroes and Russia never and will not use chemical on any circumstances on the rebels or even ISIS , because they wining and they will eliminate ISIS and the rebels soon.

6. Now 2018 April , the rebels and Saudi Media really fooled USA and Trump saying that Al-Assad used chemical and the real criminals who used the chemicals are the rebels themselves , they used their own people because all they want is to kill all the good people who love Al-Assad and those good people are all religions.

So Trump now is helping the rebels and ISIS and he is going to start WW3 with Russia.
Trump you have been fooled and your troops are helping the criminals rebels not the rightful people of Syria.
Take off your good soldiers and troops and save their life , they don’t deserve to die protecting criminals.

God Bless Al-Assad , Putin , Syria Arabic Army , Russia Army on their fight against the terrorism.