I thought I saw “Snooty” there at first. Snooty is the oldest living manatee we know of, and he’s hanging out at the South Florida Museum here in Bradenton. Snooty would love to know he’s part of T-shirt Friday all the way from Australia. …Maybe some day…

There I was convinced you were a sensible, middle class, professional art fancier cinema-goer, and again I’m reminded you a fabulously saucy wench steeped in the subcultural gutters of the inner-west. For which we are all most thankful!