More Twitter fighting: Adam Goldberg and the showrunner from the show The Goldbergs are in a tiff.
I put your douchebaggery on par with mine. That's what was said. You should be flattered. The fusion is complete. https://t.co/3CCsGmgdM0
— Adam Goldberg (@TheAdamGoldberg) July 14, 2015Full Story

Katy Perry changed wigs after the MET Gala on Monday night and hit up on the after-parties with designer Jeremy Scott…and then John Mayer was spotted arriving right behind her. So Diplo is not a thing. The thing is still Katy and John. Some people deserve each other, you know? And I mean that in the best way. Full Story

Mixing patterns? All over it. But there’s an art to it. You can't just throw any sh-t together and expect to make it work. And there’s also a certain aesthetic. Like, generally, if your style is more like titty tops and tightness, the pattern mixing gets easy busier. Because you’re looking at too many things at once. Full Story

Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like?
Tits.
That’s pretty much the message.
Smell like tits.
Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. Full Story

Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson on Saturday. PEOPLE had the details first. And they’ve posted an exclusive sketch of her Carolina Herrera wedding dress with a tease to more wedding details in the next issue. Herrera even gave a statement to PEOPLE about the collaboration. Full Story

Oh now this is just too easy…
Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption:
Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric?
As IF she hides from the paps.
She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story

Jessica Simpson’s deal with Weight Watchers is worth a reported $4 million. They paid her to lose her pregnancy weight. So she commodified her body. That’s why we talk about her body. She wants you to talk about her body. And she wants you to see that her body is keeping the cheque.
Here’s Porny showing off her body – and some serious calf muscles – while out with her freeloader in LA yesterday. Full Story

Jessica Simpson landed in New York last night for some Weight Watchers promotion. She’s doing a Google chat today because you can’t wait to learn from Porny how best to get your body back. After all, she’s the perfect inspiration, non? They released a video a few days ago over at PEOPLEFull Story

It’s the holidays. So, time to eat, and time for the weight loss companies to exploit your eating guilt. And Porny’s the face of it. Every time you feel bad about all those scalloped potatoes, just think of Jessica Simpson – and if she can do it, you can too!
Porny’s pushing Weight Watchers Christmas right now. Full Story

This is Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with her freeloader. They were there with Ashlee Simpson, her boyfriend Evan Ross, and Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison. As you can see though, the main attraction was the Tit Shelf. It’s like she’s trying to breastfeed herself. She could very well breastfeed the entire table. Full Story