Will emote for food

See Eric happy. See Eric sad. See Eric kill someone in cold blood and stuff their body into a trunk.

That's the general gist of http://www.emotioneric.com, a wildly popular cult site where our hero Eric conveys a variety of emotions ranging from "sarcastic respect for authority figures" to "working on a tech support line, answering your 500th call of someone who claims he can't send e-mail." Eric even takes requests, so submit yours today.

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