Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez "were strolling on the beach when they heard Justin's hit 'One Less Lonely Girl' playing at [a Malibu wedding] reception." So they crashed the party and Biebs rushed the microphone, igniting a legend that would be whispered around campfires and teen girl slumber parties for years to come, involving playing "One Less Lonely Girl" at midnight while wearing a wedding dress and whispering "Bloody Bieber" three times in front of a mirror. That said, the people in this wedding appear to be well-adjusted adults, which means "One Less Lonely Girl" was probably being deployed ironically, which means Justlena (Sestina? Buliemez?) performed the equivalent of a live-action rickroll. Which is actually fairly mindblowing. [TMZ, image via Getty]

Lamar Odom's NYC chauffeur crashed into a motorcyclist and teenage pedestrian while he was in town for a funeral. Apparently Lamar was en route to a barber shop. You'd think he could shave his head by himself? [Us, NYDN]

Speaking of Khloe and Lamar, they might be pregnant with twins, according to a blog that staked its reputation on Beyonce being pregnant, sixteen months ago. [MediaTakeout]

Marc Anthony on his splice from J. Lo: "They say I am a single man." So, still in the "processing" phase. Wake me when he gets to "sloppy one-night stands with waitresses." [Daily Mail]

Rachel Uchitel was forced to return her $10 million Tiger Woods "settlement" (what were they "settling"? "Hush money" is more accurate) because she violated the confidentiality clause by going on Celebrity Rehab. Now the Uchi-Cuchi-Cooter wants to sue Gloria Allred for malpractice, according to a "source" who is probably just Rachel, in plastic eyeglasses and a fake nose with a mustache, reminding the world that she used to be rich. [TMZ]

Stephanie Seymour called the cops on her son, the one she is famous for hugging. [P6]

Nikki Blonsky's desperation has gotten really sad. Mall shoe store sales lady who still thinks she's a celebrity, sad. Tricking random men into being seen in public with her so she can pretend they're her boyfriends, sad. [P6, NYDN]

Jane Lynch on growing up in Illinois in the '60s: "I didn't want to be too tall. I didn't want to be too loud. I didn't want to be gay." [Vogue]

Will this plague of marines asking celebrities to the Marine Corps Ball never end? The latest victim is Betty White. Meanwhile, Adrian Chenis still free. [Radar]