Okay, here it is: (I'm adding line breaks to make it less intimidating)

"How does this square with the things that you heard at the republican convention, what's the difference between what I told you and what they said? How do you square it? You can't. One is real and the other is made up. You just have to decide which is which my fellow Americans, the real one, the real one, has done more positive change-making before she was 30 than many public officials do in a lifetime in office.

The real one, if you saw her friends...has friends from childhood from Arkansas where she has not lived in more than 20 years who have gone all across America at their own expense to fight for the person that they know. The real one has earned the loyalty and respect and the fervent support of people who have worked her in every stage of her life, including leaders around the world who know her, respect her, and know her to be completely trustworthy. The real one calls you when you're sick or when your kid's in trouble.

The real one repeatedly drew praise from prominent Republicans from when she was a senator and the secretary of state. So what's up? Well, if you win elections on the theory that government is always bad and will mess up a two part parade, a real change-maker, represents a real threat.

So your only option is to create a cartoon, a cartoon alternative. Cartoons are two dimensional they are easy to absorb. Life in the real world is complicated and real change is hard and a lot of people even think it's boring. Good for you, because earlier today, you nominated the Real One."

Bill Clinton 26JUL2016

Bill transitioned to another topic after that. But, man, that last bit is just perfect.

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