Drake's Dancing in "Hotline Bling" is the New #BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat

Thanks, internet.

The hottest music video around right now is the one Drake just dropped for "Hotline Bling." It has everything: sweatpants, Drake, a wonderful turtleneck sweater, girls at a hotline call center in matching pink tees and jeans (which would make for a great group Halloween costume, by the way)...

But it also has dancing. A lot of dancing. And most of it is pretty awkward.

While we want to give props to Drake for stepping outside of his comfort zone and trying to make dad dancing cool again, there's something much more pressing at hand. You see, the internet has been busy proving that Drake's dance movies actually sync up with nearly any song. It's both terrifying and impressive. Allow us to consult the evidence.