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So maybe it's time for Lindsay Lohan to find something she's good at. Maybe it's time for Lindsay Lohan to open a "high-end Mexican restaurant" in Tribeca.

Tribeca Citizen writes that Lindsay Lohan has been spotted twice curling like a smoke monster around the interior of a soon-to-be vacated commercial space located at 39 N. Moore St.

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A tipster reported that Lohan was wandering around the place, talking about where she'd like to put a bar and where she'd like to put a DJ booth. The building is said to be the future home of "a high-end Mexican restaurant."

Now, there's obviously no guarantee that Lindsay Lohan is planning to open a high-end Mexican restaurant in Tribeca.

Maybe one of her friends is, and she just dropped by to give some advice about restaurant layout because she has seen many a restaurant layout in her day. (Lobster tank in front where people can pick their lobsters! "The Captain's Corner" where parties of 20 or more can host birthdays or business lunches! A sign outside that reads "Red Lobster" !)

Maybe Lindsay Lohan just identifies where she would put a bar and DJ booth in every room she enters, like how some people always make a note of the exits.

But you know what? She should. Because who wouldn't want to see Lindsay Lohan pursue her passion of up market Latin American cuisine with a Long Island twist? Who wouldn't want to visit El Ohan on a Friday night, in the hopes that you might see Lindsay Lohan smack a hostess in the face? Who doesn't like high-end Mexican food?