Ugh, coffee. The black substance that you poor souls drink. It's redundant. A fool's gold, if I may ask. Every year poor saps like YOU guys your body turns into somethingsomethingsomething---COFFEE FOOLS!=P Hahahah-er, as I was saying, you must stop the madness I tell you. Drink something else good to soothe those tastes buds, like, chocolate milk.=) A good source a Vitmn. D for those weak bones to build up. Energy in chocolate is also good.=) Drink c. milk. It's good.

Any minute now CK, Neo, and Assasin guy will feel angry, uproared by my comment. Typing away on their devices to repay their loyalty and duty to that repulsive, diabolical, coffee that once Starbucks came. So, my Users, as you can see Coffee has brainwashed you. Nothing good Coffeeeeee has done for you.

Read on my Users. Type away, but every type my comments will be in your head sayin' that coffee is bad. And you trying to say what's good.

Ugh, coffee. The black substance that you poor souls drink. It's redundant. A fool's gold, if I may ask. Every year poor saps like YOU guys your body turns into somethingsomethingsomething---COFFEE FOOLS!=P Hahahah-er, as I was saying, you must stop the madness I tell you. Drink something else good to soothe those tastes buds, like, chocolate milk.=) A good source a Vitmn. D for those weak bones to build up. Energy in chocolate is also good.=) Drink c. milk. It's good.

Any minute now CK, Neo, and Assasin guy will feel angry, uproared by my comment. Typing away on their devices to repay their loyalty and duty to that repulsive, diabolical, coffee that once Starbucks came. So, my Users, as you can see Coffee has brainwashed you. Nothing good Coffeeeeee has done for you.

Read on my Users. Type away, but every type my comments will be in your head sayin' that coffee is bad. And you trying to say what's good.

D:

MEENIE

Originally Posted by SSBfreakCK

^^^ Well, that was the list of benefits I was curious if it existed or not. Looks like I was right.

How much, is the better question...

I knew someone who put 10 spoonfulls of sugar in her coffee. It sickened me just to watch her take a sip... Gives me shivers thinkin' about it.

Good, keep it that way. Tastes like the coffee mentioned above.

And then I proved you wrong, ya fool. :P

YOU HAVE SULLIED THIS THREAD BY GROUPING US IN WITH THOSE FOOLS! D :< A coffee hater would never understand...