AVRIL: Hey, like, listen. I’m sure it’s cool for you to like, do stuff like this and like, meet big celebrities like me and stuff.

YUI: Uh, I am a big celebrity.

AVRIL: No I mean, totally. I meant like rock stars and stuff, like me.

YUI: You make sugary pop music. I am a rock star.

AVRIL: Dude, no! I am totally punk.

YUI: [rolls eyes]

AVRIL: Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I don’t know if you know this, but I’m totally down with your people. I have this really big hit song that goes like, “Hey (Hey!) You (You!) blahblahblahblahdada” –and I even sang it in Chinese.