Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

Everyone petitioning for an "IQ test" as a barometer for measuring whether or not one is able to listen to live music being performed in a crowd of other people gets a special 33% discount at Leapin Larry's Lobotomy Basement.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

I'm not sure employing a jumpy spokesman is a particularly beneficial choice for the trepanation business. Leapin' Larry's. Boasting adequate drill-point accuracy some of the time, all of the time. We may not be precise, but we sure are a lovable rag-tag crew. Now on Groupon.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

See, that's the problem with these deals that involve any sort of conditional change. I bought a dual voucher for eye removal and skin inversion and realized once I'd had my eyes removed I couldn't find my way back for the skin procedure. I should've known something was up when the fine print was just a bunch of hastily-scripted Poe verse. I just wanted to be beautiful. Now birds always land on me.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

Originally Posted by PotVsKtl

People from Los Angeles are the worst people in the world. They are inconsiderate. They are self absorbed. They don't care about music. The never shut up. They dress like scarecrows with racist AIDS. I hereby propose that Goldenvoice require identification showing a non-Los Angeles zipcode to purchase festival passes. We can do this. Take back the night.

You can't exclude Goldenvoice's entire target audience. First of all, the Sahara would be empty. Second, we would never hear levels. 3rd, there would be no F list or lower celebrity sightings. 4th, there would be nothing to complain about on the forum. Etc.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

Uhh sorry to say... But this is immature as fuck. Really sad post. Why should people from LA be banned from going to Coachella? Just because we are different? I thought Coachella was meant to be a fun family environment, not some kind of environment that excludes a certain group of people... Sad.... Just sad.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

Originally Posted by nathanfairchild

tell us more, matt.

Nothing else to say. Just saying that this post is really immature. Also if Goldenvoice were to ban every single person from LA that would just cause major controversy and annoying media attention, which I'm sure they do not want deal with. One more thing... If you do not like people from LA who go to Coachella, why bother going? It's not like Goldenvoice will actually ban us from going.. Sorry.. another thing, Goldenvoice is also hq'd here in Los Angeles, so banning "Los Angelians" would just make absolutely no sense. Anyways yeah. I'm doing ranting... I have like... a bad use of words lol.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

Originally Posted by guedita

Everyone petitioning for an "IQ test" as a barometer for measuring whether or not one is able to listen to live music being performed in a crowd of other people gets a special 33% discount at Leapin Larry's Lobotomy Basement.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

Originally Posted by matt0947

Nothing else to say. Just saying that this post is really immature. Also if Goldenvoice were to ban every single person from LA that would just cause major controversy and annoying media attention, which I'm sure they do not want deal with. One more thing... If you do not like people from LA who go to Coachella, why bother going? It's not like Goldenvoice will actually ban us from going.. Sorry.. another thing, Goldenvoice is also hq'd here in Los Angeles, so banning "Los Angelians" would just make absolutely no sense. Anyways yeah. I'm doing ranting... I have like... a bad use of words lol.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

You already scared him away like josesativa and nicko. You must learn to play with your food, like a cat.

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