Cooking The Books

It has come to our attention that the impostors, whose name we shall not utter on this site, have been crowing about their recent spike in traffic.

This got us thinking…

There are only 6 people commenting on their site (and we’re pretty sure at least two of them are the boys from Cincinnati themselves. Didn’t you know that that’s where 2 of the ringleaders of that stupid blog were from? More on that later.) They also lost ads on their blog, which means that they have fallen below 25,000 pageviews a month. Note we said pageviews, not visitors. They could easily soar past that number if they were really getting 2500 unique visitors a day. And then there is this odd mistake where they acknowledge that while they said 2500 HITS originally, they really meant UNIQUE VISITORS. This is a mistake nobody would ever make who has spent five minutes running a website, much less the last 5 months.

What does all this mean?

They’re cooking the books. We’ve known for sometime that their site has been on the decline. This may come as a shock, but besides the two geriatric blowhards that live in their comments section, nobody gives a rats ass. So, they’re in a death spiral. I guess the guys thought they could pump themselves up a bit so they’ll continue to seem relevant or liked or something.

Well, we’re here to tell you that with no effort, we spiked to 2000 pageviews, uh we mean hits, uh actually unique visitors last week too. The best part is, all we had to do was show up. We didn’t even write an article and we’re sure nobody likes us.

We suggest you kiss both cheeks and give a little tickle to the middle.