A New York state whorehouse was busted this week and…Eliot Spitzer had no connection whatsoever to it! Weird. The massage parlor/brothel, Acupuncture Qi-Gong Tui Na, operated from a strip mall in Medford, NY (not pictured above). 3 women, Jiu Ying Wang, 48, Yue Hua Zuo, 49, and Lin Ling Na, 39, were charged with prostitution and giving massages without a license, although no johns were arrested (which is bullllllllllllshit). Newsday reports:

The masseuses charged $60 for a standard hourlong massage, and depending on the amount of the tip, sometimes as high as $100, the masseuse would perform a sex act on the client, said Sgt. Todd Barone of the Suffolk police crime section.

Oh dear. Ladies, ladies. You work hard for the money. So hard for it, honey. You work hard for the money, so he bettah leave more money than a hundy for massage with release.