Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes.

Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain.

When he’s not on set, he’s spending time with his family, happy to oblige paps on his hotel balcony with Little Sci and kissing Katie Holmes affectionately in front of the crew. He’s also modelling an unflattering grey turtleneck these days. Oh lawd, how is this couple so sartorially challenged.