Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I had Friday off work as I have to use up my holiday or lose it. Excellent day, awoke early, tea and a good book in bed (NOT 50 shades of grey).

Brisk walk to the shops to buy some food and managed to pick up some lamb on the cheap – mmmhhhhh. A friend of mine eats all types of meat except lamb because he thinks they look too cute! Bizarre in my opinion, give me a penknife and put me a room with Bambi and I’d be having venison shortly afterwards.

Got home and some painting after a long break and then a visit from my nerdiest of friends for two games of Chess…1 game apiece, although I’m noticing I never win the first game – I’m tending to think my brain is like a steam engine and takes ages to fire up to full capacity.

Also returned my computer kindly updated, ditto my hard drive. So I have a choice of new films to watch tonight. It’s at times like this I am reminded that I need to learn more skills, so I can repay favours. I mean unless someone asks me for a pithy reply, blistering insult or advice on sarcasm I’m not really of much use.

Anyway have to go, I have to write some letters for the Archbishop of Brisbane…I think he’s rather cross with them as he begins “Dear Hellbound parasites”.