• NEWS UPDATE OF VITAL IMPORTANCE, II."Couple marries at LSU tailgate" isn't that surprising of a headline, but let's turn the floor over to the Louisiana reader who sent this in for commentary and context:

1. The groomsman in the tuxedo that doesn't quite fit.

2. It was at Walk-Ons, which was recently named one of the best sports bars in the country and in my opinion has the worst "food" in Baton Rouge.

3. She wanted the tailgate wedding, not him.

4. The idea came to them at a ZZ Top concert.

Love you forever, LSU.

• "The Times is no longer attending Trojans' practices as well, allowing reporters more time to check on the living arrangements of parents who now have sons playing for USC." We sympathize most sincerely with our pals on the USC/UCLA beat, but never say the papers aren't swinging back. Owwwwww.