I work at Chikfila, which is one of the last fast food places that still has a playground for kids. So I'm working register when the manager pulls me aside and tells me that some kid had diarrhea all done the slide. I just walked out the back door

So I am an ambassador at a boarding school I attend and we host a 3 day New Student Orientation like a college would. So another ambassador, let's call him Kenny, looks just like me (as in we are both 5 foot 6 in. With red hair). Insert new kid. So we told this new kid that Kenny and I were twins that had the same mom but different dad's and that's why we had different last names. We told her that our mother had a messed up ovulation so a second egg was released a few days after the fertilization of the first egg. New kid believed us and went on to tell her family. I told new kid a few months later that we were lying and she felt so betrayed and no longer believes anything I say.

I used to pull the ink part of these and wrap a small cheat sheet around it and slide it back in the clear see through case. I would keep about 10 - 15 of these things in my pockets so that I could have multiple cheat sheets because the sheet was so small. I never got caught.