Trying To Wade Thru This Thing Called Life

Jeff dips snuff. When we are driving down the road he will just roll the window down when he is done with it and thump it out the window. Sunday as we were driving along he was talking and not paying attention. As soon as he flung it we heard a *thump*. Yeah…he completely nailed the window of a truck that was passing us in the other lane. Funniest damn thing to happen all day!Dj: When will you be home?Me: I’ll be there when I get there.Dj: No you’ll be here before you get here!Me: You callin me fat?Dj: It’s about time you get it fat ass!Me: Ok which one do you want to be today the pot or the kettle?Dj: I’ll be the pot.Me: I totally knew you were gonna say that!Dj: You are causing me serious psychological harm!