Email this to a friend

White trash bash IS essentially the theme. It’s fun as fuck. When your school’s party atmosphere surpasses that of Ole Miss (HAHAHA get it? It’s funny because it will never happen.), you may then talk shit. Hotty Toddy y’all.

Give Mississippi a call when Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Dartmouth, Brown, Penn, or Cornell has the nation’s top rated campus and the nation’s best looking women. I’d comment that saying people that are from anywhere in the South is dumb or poor would make them ignorant beyond all belief, but I’m too busy looking at all these women.

I think the problem here, FratfricanAmerican, is that you realize that no matter how hard anyone north of the Mason-Dixon tries, they will never even come close to contesting the South in any way. So in order to compensate for your obvious jealousy and small dick you have to come on TFM and call fine fraternity gentlemen from one of the frattiest schools (even if it is TSUN) in the nation inbred hicks when they are quite clearly attending a redneck themed field party that is probably at least 10 times more fun than any “social function” whatever club that accepted you could muster. So why don’t you crawl back into your Yankee shithole and fuck yourself.

No I go to school in Mississippi and I am getting a damn fine education. This isn’t about whether I go to an Ivy League school are not, this is about you calling people from Mississippi inbred hicks you ignorant porch monkey fuck.

BellYeah, why don’t you let the grownups have a little talk, dear? Also, for future reference, it would be “You HAD better shut the fuck up.” Better isn’t a verb, and without a verb it’s a fragment. I know it’s tough overcoming the Mississippi schooling you’ve received, but I have faith in you.

No, no, BellYeah, I don’t want to contest the South. I have little interest in attempting to beat an entire culture that has devoted itself to wallowing in the crumbling remains of a failed confederation. I also have no issue with “woodsers”, or any other parties in that vein, I simply have respect for the Ivy League and was wondering what it had to do with the collection of degenerates in this picture. And if you consider classic Ivy prep a “yankee shithole”, then you’re even more poorly educated than I had originally assumed. Enjoy the job opportunities afforded to someone with such a pristine educational background, and whatever prestigious degree you earn. I don’t feel the need to address your “club” and “social function” comments, as in the “who parties harder” argument that would undoubtedly ensue, it would rapidly degenerate into a pissing contest. and in pissing contests, no matter who wins, everyone gets pee everywhere.