billg@microsoft.com

Addresses within Microsoft are set up like FirstNameLastInitial@microsoft.com, (i.e. Jimbo Smith would be jimbos@microsoft.com). From this, Bill Gates would get the login billg. On the other hand, there are probably enough Bill Gordons, Bill Grays, Bill Grahams, etc. that billg could go to a person besides Mr. Gates. But, Bill Gates has priority, being president and all, so it is possible billg is he.

BILL GATES Y00 suck! My Windows MEcrashed fifteen times when I was playing Tribes 2 yesterday and I hope you die and all your money goes to charity to feed children in india you creep. Johnny Haxx0r.

But once in a while a message is actually replied to. Usually the reply is very short - just a few words. A slashdotter claimed that his question on whether there was truth to a rumour regarding Windows supporting a certain exotic video card produced the reply: