SNL Transcripts: Nicolas Cage: 09/26/92: Canis

[ open on man overlooking pool ]
[ dog walks across the length of the pool, as the Man watches from the opposite side ]
[ Man undresses ]
[ the dog jumps into the water and swims across ]
[ Man looks on, then reaches in to pull the dog out of the water ]
[ they kiss passionately, the dog humps the man’s leg ]
[ show Man diving into the water ]
[ fade to product ]

Announcer: Canis. Cologne for Dogs. From Calvin Klein. Now available at Macy’s.