Indomitus: John Cusack, Jedi Knight...o/` "in your eyes, the light the heat... in your eyes, I am complete... in your eyes, I see the doorway to a thousand churches... in your eyes, the resolution of all the fruitless searches... in your eyes..." o/`

WaffleKing: If there was another one, they could do a delightful old Amos & Andy routine.

JohnSteed: I can see why the people of "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" hate stupid, repulsive anteaters.

zee: *plays exposed wires like harpsicord*

tinaw: DeBeers -- now she'll pretty much have to

WaffleKing: Meesa can't disagree with yousa. Meesa hates myself too.

JohnSteed: An extra-scary version of Nosferatu!

ArchHellJr: "Master Kenobi! Moonwalking is not permitted in the Jedi Temple!"

zee: "Small Wonder? I fucked her."

TheMaskedDiva:"Good evening. There has been a lot of media coverage about the administration's alleged ties to Sith activity. Rest assured, my office has never condoned using the Dark Side of the Force..."

ArchHellJr: "Perhaps when you see the power of the dark side you will change your mind!"**pulls flowers from sleeve**"Blast!"

zee:Robot in back: "Rockin'!"

TheMaskedDiva: Just when I think it can't get any worse, the "Lost in Space" robot is behind him!

SweetHeart666: The AARP theatre presents Dracula!

Indomitus: Deploy the lemon meringue cannons!

TheMaskedDiva: Deploy the Sunny D cannons!

daupstart: "Urinal Beam!! Fall back, Fall back!!"

zee:
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva--"*Anaking slices him in half with light sabre*

zee: "I love you, Anakin.""I love you too, Beard. I mean, Padme."

Dita DuPave: Did she buy that from Bed, Bath & Beyond or Pier One?

YibbleGuy: "I swear to you, Padme, I will find the ones who covered your head with yesterday's oatmeal."

JohnSteed: "Wait a minute, you're not Gatsby!"

JurassicPork: When horny young men get turned on by their grandmothers' doilies, brought to you by the EEEEWWWWWWW Council.