3 Observations From This Extremely Short Asterisk War Video

October 5, 2015Written by Heath Hindman

1: Holy crap, that’s listed as a minute but the meat of it is less that half of that. Is that what counts as a trailer these days? A few still shots, a few clips unrelated to each other and a guy narrating, then take up more than half of the video with branding stuff?

2: Hey guy, it’s “As-te-risk” not “Ass-Tricks.”

3: Oh hey, this actually has a release date now, Jan. 28 for Japan. There was something newsworthy here after all!