Seeing the direction that the makers of Saw franchise are taking, here is my idea for the next movie.

John has hidden a secret note in his ass before dying. It is found by the agent and says that this will be his final, really he promises final game he has set up for Hoffman after his death. Then the agent plays the game and manages to survive a trap where 10 shotguns are pointing at his face and for every breath he takes one of them shoots. At the end of the game a TV switches automatically on (Ofcouse jigsaw has set up this TV 15 years before even knowing Hoffman because he is THAT good at predicting future). On the TV John says that there is yet another final game awaiting for him in a hidden device in his dead body at the hospital. Coming up next Saw 23, next Halloween!!!

Seeing the direction that the makers of Saw franchise are taking, here is my idea for the next movie.

John has hidden a secret note in his ass before dying. It is found by the agent and says that this will be his final, really he promises final game he has set up for Hoffman after his death. Then the agent plays the game and manages to survive a trap where 10 shotguns are pointing at his face and for every breath he takes one of them shoots. At the end of the game a TV switches automatically on (Ofcouse jigsaw has set up this TV 15 years before even knowing Hoffman because he is THAT good at predicting future). On the TV John says that there is yet another final game awaiting for him in a hidden device in his dead body at the hospital. Coming up next Saw 23, next Halloween!!!

Seeing the direction that the makers of Saw franchise are taking, here is my idea for the next movie.

John has hidden a secret note in his ass before dying. It is found by the agent and says that this will be his final, really he promises final game he has set up for Hoffman after his death. Then the agent plays the game and manages to survive a trap where 10 shotguns are pointing at his face and for every breath he takes one of them shoots. At the end of the game a TV switches automatically on (Ofcouse jigsaw has set up this TV 15 years before even knowing Hoffman because he is THAT good at predicting future). On the TV John says that there is yet another final game awaiting for him in a hidden device in his dead body at the hospital. Coming up next Saw 23, next Halloween!!!

They should make the next film be one long flashback sequence (just like the others), except this time you get to watch Jigsaw make every tape and contraption that you see in the other movies. Running time 37 hours.

They should make the next film be one long flashback sequence (just like the others), except this time you get to watch Jigsaw make every tape and contraption that you see in the other movies. Running time 37 hours.

We have here a part of the script:

Black.

Fade in. JIGSAW appears.

JIGSAWWhy did I have to buy the cheaper timer at Wal-Mart's?! Now I'll have to get out again and go get it.

CUT. At WAL-MART'S. JIGSAW is buying TIMER from CLERK.

JUGGSAWI need a timer. An old one, not the new digital ones, they don't fit with the tortur-... defense mechanism. One with the bells. No, I do not want that pink one. No, this is not a timer, it's a - I'll take this safety razor, too. Good.

JIGSAWWhy did I have to buy the cheaper timer at Wal-Mart's?! Now I'll have to get out again and go get it.

CUT. At WAL-MART'S. JIGSAW is buying TIMER from CLERK.

JUGGSAWI need a timer. An old one, not the new digital ones, they don't fit with the tortur-... defense mechanism. One with the bells. No, I do not want that pink one. No, this is not a timer, it's a - I'll take this safety razor, too. Good.

The movie is hit by a tactical nuke in the first five minutes. Everyone dies. The next hour and twenty-five minutes is spent watching the soldering heaps of rubble and human life, so you can see how much time you wasted watching these films, and so that you realise you're going to die one day, and that you're wasting your life.

I would then accept my Oscar wearing a salmon pink suit, and have Jewel Staite assist me with the acceptance speech.

A detective wakes up in a bathtub in the dark, and the lights go on, and his foot is chained to a wall, and so is some one elses, and there's a dead guy in the middle of the room. So they both have saws, a-

...AH SH*T, we've made that many saws that we're already remaking them? We're only on 78 though =/