What if we took Popeye's unusual proportions, giant forearms and all, and gave him human-like muscle tone? If this toy is any indication, it would result in a wee bit of body horror.

If you want those arms to haunt your nightmares, Tenacious Toys is taking preorders for Headplay Toys' 12-inch tall limited edition Popeye figure. All those muscles will set you back $300, including shipping within the US.