Wild Wales, by George Borrow

Chapter 80

The Old Ostler — Directions — Church of England Man — The Deep Dingle — The Two Women — The Cutty
Pipe — Waen y Bwlch — The Deaf and Dumb — The Glazed Hat.

I ROSE on the morning of the 2nd of November intending to proceed to the Devil’s Bridge, where I
proposed halting a day or two, in order that I might have an opportunity of surveying the far-famed scenery of that
locality. After paying my bill I went into the yard to my friend the old ostler, to make inquiries with respect to the
road.

“What kind of road,” said I, “is it to the Devil’s Bridge?”

“There are two roads, sir, to the Pont y Gwr Drwg; which do you mean to take?”

“Why do you call the Devil’s Bridge the Pont y Gwr Drwg, or the bridge of the evil man?”

“That we may not bring a certain gentleman upon us, sir, who doesn’t like to have his name taken in vain.”

“Is their much difference between the roads?”

“A great deal, sir; one is over the hills, and the other round by the valleys.”

“Which is the shortest?”

“Oh, that over the hills, sir; it is about twenty miles from here to the Pont y Gwr Drwg over the hills, but more
than twice that by the valleys.”

“Well, I suppose you would advise me to go by the hills?”

“Certainly, sir — that is, if you wish to break your neck, or to sink in a bog, or to lose your way, or perhaps, if
night comes on, to meet the Gwr Drwg himself taking a stroll. But to talk soberly. The way over the hills is an awful
road, and, indeed, for the greater part is no road at all.”

“Well, I shall go by it. Can’t you give me some directions?”

“I’ll do my best, sir, but I tell you again that the road is a horrible one, and very hard to find.”

He then went with me to the gate of the inn, where he began to give me directions, pointing to the south, and
mentioning some names of places through which I must pass, amongst which were Waen y Bwlch and Long Bones. At length he
mentioned Pont Erwyd, and said: “If you can but get there, you are all right, for from thence there is a very fair road
to the bridge of the evil man; though I dare say if you get to Pont Erwyd — and I wish you may get there — you will
have had enough of it and will stay there for the night, more especially as there is a good inn.”

Leaving Machynlleth, I ascended a steep hill which rises to the south of it. From the top of this hill there is a
fine view of the town, the river, and the whole valley of the Dyfi. After stopping for a few minutes to enjoy the
prospect I went on. The road at first was exceedingly good, though up and down, and making frequent turnings. The
scenery was beautiful to a degree: lofty hills were on either side, clothed most luxuriantly with trees of various
kinds, but principally oaks. “This is really very pleasant,” said I, “but I suppose it is too good to last long.”
However, I went on for a considerable way, the road neither deteriorating nor the scenery decreasing in beauty. “Surely
I can’t be in the right road,” said I; “I wish I had an opportunity of asking.” Presently seeing an old man working
with a spade in a field near a gate, I stopped and said in Welsh: “Am I in the road to the Pont y Gwr Drwg?” The old
man looked at me for a moment, then shouldering his spade he came up to the gate, and said in English: “In truth, sir,
you are.”

“I was told that the road thither was a very bad one,” said I, “but this is quite the contrary.”

“This road does not go much farther, sir,” said he; “it was made to accommodate grand folks who live about
here.”

“You speak very good English,” said I; “where did you get it?”

He looked pleased, and said that in his youth he had lived some years in England.

“Can you read?” said I.

“Oh yes,” said he, “both Welsh and English.”

“What have you read in Welsh?” said I.

“The Bible and Twm O’r Nant.”

“What pieces of Twm O’r Nant have you read?”

“I have read two of his interludes and his life.”

“And which do you like best — his life or his interludes?”

“Oh, I like his life best.”

“And what part of his life do you like best?”

“Oh, I like that part best where he gets the ship into the water at Abermarlais.”

“You have a good judgment,” said I; “his life is better than his interludes, and the best part of his life is where
he describes his getting the ship into the water. But do the Methodists about here in general read Twm O’r Nant?”

“I don’t know,” said be; “I am no Methodist.”

“Do you belong to the Church?”

“I do.”

“And why do you belong to the Church?”

“Because I believe it is the best religion to get to heaven by.”

“I am much of your opinion,” said I. “Are there many Church people about here?”

“Not many,” said he, “but more than when I was young.”

“How old are you?”

“Sixty-nine.”

“You are not very old,” said I.

“An’t I? I only want one year of fulfilling my proper time on earth.”

“You take things very easily,” said I.

“Not so very easily, sir; I have often my quakings and fears, but then I read my Bible, say my prayers, and find
hope and comfort.”

“I really am very glad to have seen you,” said I; “and now can you tell me the way to the bridge?”

“Not exactly, sir, for I have never been there; but you must follow this road some way farther, and then bear away
to the right along yon hill” — and he pointed to a distant mountain.

I thanked him, and proceeded on my way. I passed through a deep dingle, and shortly afterwards came to the
termination of the road; remembering, however, the directions of the old man,, I bore away to the right, making for the
distant mountain. My course lay now over very broken ground where there was no path, at least that I could perceive. I
wandered on for some time; at length on turning round a bluff I saw a lad tending a small herd of bullocks. “Am I in
the road,” said I, “to the Pont y Gwr Drwg?”

“Nis gwn! I don’t know,” said he sullenly. “I am a hired servant, and have only been here a little time.”

“Where’s the house,” said I, “where you serve?”

But as he made no answer I left him. Some way farther on I saw a house on my left, a little way down the side of a
deep dingle which was partly overhung with trees, and at the bottom of which a brook murmured. Descending a steep path,
I knocked at the door. After a little time it was opened, and two women appeared, one behind the other. The first was
about sixty; she was very powerfully made, had stern grey eyes and harsh features, and was dressed in the ancient Welsh
female fashion, having a kind of riding-habit of blue and a high conical hat like that of the Tyrol. The other seemed
about twenty years younger; she had dark features, was dressed like the other, but had no hat. I saluted the first in
English, and asked her the way to the Bridge, whereupon she uttered a deep guttural “augh” and turned away her head,
seemingly in abhorrence. I then spoke to her in Welsh, saying I was a foreign man — I did not say a Saxon — was bound
to the Devil’s Bridge, and wanted to know the way. The old woman surveyed me sternly for some time, then turned to the
other and said something, and the two began to talk to each other, but in a low, buzzing tone, so that I could not
distinguish a word. In about half a minute the eldest turned to me, and extending her arm and spreading out her five
fingers wide, motioned to the side of the hill in the direction which I had been following.

“If I go that way shall I get to the bridge of the evil man?” said I, but got no other answer than a furious grimace
and violent agitations of the arm and fingers in the same direction. I turned away, and scarcely had I done so when the
door was slammed to behind me with great force, and I heard two “aughs,” one not quite so deep and abhorrent as the
other, probably proceeding from the throat of the younger female.

“Two regular Saxon-hating Welsh women,” said I, philosophically; “just of the same sort no doubt as those who played
such pranks on the slain bodies of the English soldiers, after the victory achieved by Glendower over Mortimer on the
Severn’s side.”

I proceeded in the direction indicated, winding round the side of the hill, the same mountain which the old man had
pointed out to me some time before. At length, on making a turn I saw a very lofty mountain in the far distance to the
south-west, a hill right before me to the south, and, on my left, a meadow overhung by the southern hill, in the middle
of which stood a house from which proceeded a violent barking of dogs. I would fain have made immediately up to it for
the purpose of inquiring my way, but saw no means of doing so, a high precipitous bank lying between it and me. I went
forward and ascended the side of the hill before me, and presently came to a path running east and west. I followed it
a little way towards the east. I was now just above the house, and saw some children and some dogs standing beside it.
Suddenly I found myself close to a man who stood in a hollow part of the road, from which a narrow path led down to the
house; a donkey with panniers stood beside him. He was about fifty years of age, with a carbuncled countenance, high
but narrow forehead, grey eyebrows, and small, malignant grey eyes. He had a white hat, with narrow eaves and the crown
partly knocked out, a torn blue coat, corduroy breeches, long stockings and highlows. He was sucking a cutty pipe, but
seemed unable to extract any smoke from it. He had all the appearance of a vagabond, and of a rather dangerous
vagabond. I nodded to him, and asked him in Welsh the name of the place. He glared at me malignantly, then, taking the
pipe out of his mouth, said that he did not know, that he had been down below to inquire and light his pipe, but could
get neither light nor answer from the children. I asked him where he came from, but he evaded the question by asking
where I was going to.

“To the Pont y Gwr Drwg,” said I.

He then asked me if I was an Englishman.

“Oh yes,” said I, “I am Carn Sais;” whereupon, with a strange mixture in his face of malignity and contempt, he
answered in English that he didn’t understand me.

“You understood me very well,” said I, without changing my language, “till I told you I was an Englishman. Harkee,
man with the broken hat, you are one of the bad Welsh who don’t like the English to know the language, lest they should
discover your lies and rogueries.” He evidently understood what I said, for he gnashed his teeth, though he said
nothing. “Well,” said I, “I shall go down to those children and inquire the name of the house;” and I forthwith began
to descend the path, the fellow uttering a contemptuous “humph” behind me, as much as to say, “Much you’ll make out
down there.” I soon reached the bottom and advanced towards the house. The dogs had all along been barking violently;
as I drew near to them, however, they ceased, and two of the largest came forward wagging their tails. “The dogs were
not barking at me,” said I, “but at that vagabond above.” I went up to the children; they were four in number, two boys
and two girls, all red-haired, but tolerably good-looking. They had neither shoes nor stockings. “What is the name of
this house?” said I to the eldest, a boy about seven years old. He looked at me, but made no answer. I repeated my
question; still there was no answer, but methought I heard a humph of triumph from the hill. “Don’t crow quite yet, old
chap,” thought I to myself, and putting my hand into my pocket, I took out a penny, and offering it to the child said:
“Now, small man, Peth yw y enw y lle hwn?” Instantly the boy’s face became intelligent, and putting out a fat little
hand, he took the ceiniog and said in an audible whisper, “Waen y Bwlch.” “I am all right,” said I to myself; “that is
one of the names of the places which the old ostler said I must go through.” Then addressing myself to the child I
said: “Where’s your father and mother?”

“Out on the hill,” whispered the child.

“What’s your father?”

“A shepherd.”

“Good,” said I. “Now can you tell me the way to the bridge of the evil man?” But the features became blank, the
finger was put to the mouth, and the head was hung down. That question was evidently beyond the child’s capacity.
“Thank you!” said I, and turning round I regained the path on the top of the bank. The fellow and his donkey were still
there. “I had no difficulty,” said I, “in obtaining information; the place’s name is Waen y Bwlch. But oes genoch dim
Cumraeg — you have no Welsh.” Thereupon I proceeded along the path in the direction of the east. Forthwith the fellow
said something to his animal, and both came following fast behind. I quickened my pace, but the fellow and his beast
were close in my rear. Presently I came to a place where another path branched off to the south. I stopped, looked at
it, and then went on, but scarcely had done so when I heard another exulting “humph” behind. “I am going wrong,” said I
to myself; “that other path is the way to the Devil’s Bridge, and the scamp knows it or he would not have grunted.”
Forthwith I faced round, and brushing past the fellow without a word turned into the other path and hurried along it.
By a side glance which I cast I could see him staring after me; presently, however, he uttered a sound very much like a
Welsh curse, and, kicking his beast, proceeded on his way, and I saw no more of him. In a little time I came to a
slough which crossed the path. I did not like the look of it at all, and to avoid it ventured upon some green
mossy-looking ground to the left, and had scarcely done so when I found myself immersed to the knees in a bog. I,
however, pushed forward, and with some difficulty got to the path on the other side of the slough. I followed the path,
and in about half-an-hour saw what appeared to be houses at a distance. “God grant that I maybe drawing near some
inhabited place!” said I. The path now grew very miry, and there were pools of water on either side. I moved along
slowly. At length I came to a place where some men were busy in erecting a kind of building. I went up to the nearest
and asked him the name of the place. He had a crowbar in his hand, was half naked, had a wry mouth and only one eye. He
made me no answer, but mowed and gibbered at me.

“For God’s sake,” said I, “don’t do so, but tell me where I am!” He still uttered no word, but mowed and gibbered
yet more frightfully than before. As I stood staring at him another man came to me and said in broken English: “It is
of no use speaking to him, sir, he is deaf and dumb.”

“I am glad he is no worse,” said I, “for I really thought he was possessed with the evil one. My good person, can
you tell me the name of this place?”

“Esgyrn Hirion, sir,” said he.

“Esgyrn Hirion,” said I to myself; “Esgyrn means ‘bones,’ and Hirion means ‘long.’ I am doubtless at the place which
the old ostler called Long Bones. I shouldn’t wonder if I get to the Devil’s Bridge to-night after all.” I then asked
the man if he could tell me the way to the bridge of the evil man, but he shook his head and said that he had never
heard of such a place, adding, however, that he would go with me to one of the overseers, who could perhaps direct me.
He then proceeded towards a row of buildings, which were, in fact, those objects which I had guessed to be houses in
the distance. He led me to a corner house, at the door of which stood a middle-aged man, dressed in a grey coat, and
saying to me, “This person is an overseer,” returned to his labour. I went up to the man, and, saluting him in English,
asked whether he could direct me to the Devil’s Bridge, or rather to Pont Erwyd.

“It would be of no use directing you, sir,” said he, “for with all the directions in the world it would be
impossible for you to find the way. You would not have left these premises five minutes before you would be in a maze
without knowing which way to turn. Where do you come from?”

“From Machynlleth,” I replied.

“From Machynlleth!” said he. “Well, I only wonder you ever got here, but it would be madness to go farther
alone.”

“Well,” said I, “can I obtain a guide?”

“I really don’t know,” said he; “I am afraid all the men are engaged.”

As we were speaking a young man made his appearance at the door from the interior of the house. He was dressed in a
brown short coat, had a glazed hat on his head, and had a pale but very intelligent countenance.

“Well,” said the young man, “we must find him one. It will never do to let him go by himself.”

“If you can find me a guide,” said I, “I shall be happy to pay him for his trouble.”

“Oh, you can do as you please about that,” said the young man; “but, pay or not, we would never suffer you to leave
this place without a guide, and as much for our own sake as yours; for the directors of the Company would never forgive
us if they heard we had suffered a gentleman to leave these premises without a guide, more especially if he were lost,
as it is a hundred to one you would be if you went by yourself.”

“Pray,” said I, “what Company is this, the directors of which are so solicitous about the safety of strangers?”

“The Potosi Mining Company,” said he, “the richest in all Wales. But pray walk in and sit down, for you must be
tired.”