November 6, 2006

Well, this will be the last night I will have to spend in my hidey-hole without a telephone or even e-mail, because tomorrow is ELECTION DAY! I have been so excited thinking about winning tomorrow that I wasn’t able to concentrate on Regis, Oprah or QVC. Some primo herb would have helped, but those MoveOn.org guys dragged me out of the house before I could grab my stash. Thank God for the Cristal! LOL!

OMG, it is going to be sooooo cool to be The Speaker in the House. I’ll get to, like, speak whenever I want, and everyone will have to listen to me, especially those stoooooopid republicans, because I’ll have that big gabble that I can use to hit them in their stooooooopid heads if they don’t listen. LOL!

I was thinking about the laws I would pass, but then I got this super idea. The thing is that it is a super seeeeecret idea, but, Dear Diary, I can share it with you.

Here’s my idea. As soon as I become The Speaker in the House, I will expeach that dumbbell Bush AND that grumpy-pants Cheney BOTH AT THE SAME TIME! Boy will they EVER shit a pickle!

And, when they are both kicked out of office, GUESS WHO WILL BE PRESIDENT!!! ROTFLMAO!!! Yeah, it’ll be me, me, me, me.