‘Did you guys REPORT ME?!’ Buzzfeed reporter learns the hard way that Twitter has NO sense of humor when it comes to Tide

There are a few words, phrases, and things that seem to set off Twitter’s ‘Terms of Service,’ (TOS) whether that’s getting suspended, locked, or contacted over concerns about ‘self-harm’.

And one of those ‘things’ is Tide because of all the morons who were eating Tide Pods. If you joke about someone eating a Tide Pod you will at least be locked if not suspended and apparently if you make a joke about drinking the boxed Tide wine you get a message about hurting yourself.

Buzzfeed’s Ryan Broderick learned this the hard way:

It’s silly but not surprising.

Twitter, amirite?

This is the email he received from Support:

omg did one of you report me to twitter for self-harm because I said I wanted to chug the laundry wine??? pic.twitter.com/TdYpl6PSbp