SCO Hometown Declares State of Emergency

"According to its calculations, IBM will need 2,952 truckloads to deliver all of the paper documents that SCO has requested. "This will be the largest fishing expedition in history," said an IBM spokesperson. "But we're happy to comply with the court's order. I can't wait to see the look on Darl McBride's face when he can't find his office under the predicted 6 to 10 feet of accumulated paperwork."Story