Five years from now do you think that Farrah Abraham will still have custody of her daughter? Seriously, what are the chances of it? The Teen Mom star shocked fans awhile ago when she decided to change herself from top to bottom with extensive plastic surgery. Now I’ll go out on a limb and suspect that she always intended for that to be the first step in her real goal of becoming a porn star.

You already know by now that Farrah did sell her 70-minute sexacapade with James Deen to Vivid Entertainment recently and you can look for Backdoor Teen Mom to hit the internet any day now. Farrah, for reasons that I’ll never understand, seems to truly believe that this is an absolutely amazing business opportunity. She told In Touch magazine in an exclusive interview,

“I am happy with the seven-figure settlement I have reached with what I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid. I look forward to my future goals of completing my Master’s degree and focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in my future. This is a risk for me to take; however, I feel comfortable with giving the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality. I am very pleased with the outcome and to have this opportunity to be an entrepreneur in another unexpected light in my life.”

Rumor has it that Farrah was in a panic because she realized that the clock was about to strike 12 on her 15 minutes of fame and so she had to do something. She really believes that this tape will do for her what that magic video did for Kim Kardashian several years ago. Is there a snowballs chance in hell of that really happening for Farrah? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!