Bad: A Ferret on Steroids, Worse: Buying One as a Poodle

At a huge and popular Argentine street bazaar, purebred “poodles” have been sold at suspiciously low prices. Turns out, they're 100% pure ferret, plumped in girth with steroids and all fluffed up. Another woman apparently bought one as a Chihuahua. We'd like to see that styling job. Read more about it—with video from the local news coverage!—at the Daily Mail!

This makes the everyday fraud of Chilean sea bass, which is neither from Chile nor bass, pale in comparison.