Oh my gosh. Rumer Willis looks amazing. If she continues to wear ensembles this completely awesome, I will concede that, despite a lack of serious career, she deserves a place in the pop culture firmament.

Let's put it this way: in 9/10 of the pictures from this event, Carrie Fisher is giving the camera the finger.

Demi Moore's dress is fussy and lumpy. And yet, she looks good. Discuss.