Oh, Fer Cute

April 07, 2014

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

The 7th and 10th Commandment - Let's watch self-defined Xristian Xrazie Conservative Rep. Vance McAllister (R-LA) passionately kissing Melissa Anne Hixon Peacock (not his wife, and in fact someone else's wife) who happens to be a member of his staff. Could Louisiana be giving South Carolina a race to become the next Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust? (The Ouachita Citizen)

Endorsements -B-1 Bob Dornan, whom Californians drove from office with blazing torches and sharpened pitchforks, has endorsed his former staffer Bob Marshall for Congress in the upcoming April 26 primary to fill the vacancy left by Congressman Frank Wolf’s retirement in Virginia's 10th Congressional District. Sharpen those pitchforks, Citizens of Virginia. If B-1 Bob liked this guy, hold onto your wallets. Anyway, read the full endorsement, it is Dornan (who was Bachmann-the-Nut before there was a Bachmann-the-Nut) at his bombastic best. (Christian Newswire)

And we conclude with Erik Rush once again calling for the killing of all Muslims because: why not.

Old B-1 Bob, I'd forgotten about him. One happy side effect of the implosion of aerospace in Southern California in the early 90s, combined with the LA riots, was an exodus of right-wing nutjobs to other states. But still too many.

What's with GOP sex scandals nowadays? Kissing a(n opposite sex) staffer? Hiking the Appalachian Trail? It wasn't that long ago that a GOP sex scandal would involve cruising for sex in airport bathrooms or grown men in diapers. Have GOoPer men grown wimpy and bland? I guess you can blame Hollywood secular liberals and the gay agenda for neutering GOP masculinity, amirite?