If I could grow my hair and cut my mullet to look this good, I’m all about it. It’s straight confidence, and has a clean, sleek look about it that embodies the ‘business in the front, party in the back’ motto. Absolute straight-A mullet. Give this kid some cut off jean shorts, a yellow lab, and a rocking chair and he’s an instant legend. There’s already a cooler full of Bud heavy waiting for his 21st birthday in the cellar.