Where White People Make the Difference

Did Day of Prayer Cause Tornadoes?

It’s a well known fact that God hates religious folk, especially Christians, double especially Christians who import niggers into human areas without an exotic-animal license, and triple especially the caterwauling christ-ninnies who preach the anti-Biblical doctrine of Rapture, and who, because of their warped view of End Times support the gangster-terrorist-loxist state of Israel. So you can imagine how pissed the Almighty was after the day of prayer (see post below) was convened in Kirksville recently. Now many around town are blaming these Christian blowhard-gasbags for the tornadoes that destroyed Jim Robertson’s car lot, expensive houses in Lakewood Estates, and a good many trees and structures in Novinger too.

The message from The Man Upstairs is clear. Listen up you hapless, neckless geophages:

Do you people actually get paid to write this bullshit??? I thought Kirksville was such a nice place to live, and then I read some of these and I want to punch whoever writes this. Who are you to judge anyone? Who gives you the right to decifer who is better because of religion or color? You are no one and most importantly you are a coward, because only a coward can see and speculate all of the wrong in the world without seeing the wrong in himself.