ARTICLES I’VE WRITTEN

Occasionally I write “really good” and “cool” articles.

As a matter of fact, my writing has moved the United Nations so much that last year they were forced to issue a press conference apologising for everything they’ve ever done. Powerful stuff, I think you’ll agree.

Here’s a selection of the things that got the most clicks, so you can skip straight to the gold.
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NEW INTERNATIONALIST

For some reason, the highly-respected world news magazine New Internationalist employ me (an actual dickhead) as a columnist. Once every three months I provide them with “jokes”. Please click them to improve my view count, and help me to continue to trick them into thinking that I know what I’m talking about.

MY PERSONAL BLOG

Here’s a few things I’ve written for no other reason that the love of content.

FEB 2012: UniLad (who actively encouraged men to rape women, for “banter”) advertised for new writers. So: I applied. It went a bit viral. This is probably the most popular thing I’ve ever done online!

OCT 2008: I managed to acquire some science magazines from the years 1917 to 1920. And let me tell you: they’re every bit as wonderful as you could ever imagine.