Dr. Laura Berman ® Lottie™ Panty Pleaser

Dr. Laura Berman ® Lottie™ Panty Pleaser

Manufacturer Description (California Exotics):“Lottie” is a smooth powerful hand-held adult toy vibrator. Lottie is built with a woman’s body in mind and the vibrator hugs and wraps all the right spots. This light and discreet adult toy might seem small but it actually delivers a host of intensely pleasurable vibrations that can enhance your play whether you are alone or with a partner..

Sssh.com Review: I took “Lottie” for a test drive last weekend when, sadly, my man-flesh, was away on a trip. My first impressions when I opened the package was that this toy was very nicely designed, tasteful, and, most important to me, discreet, small and fit nicely into my panties and purse. The most intriguing part was this this had a wireless remote control that I could hand over to a partner to surprise and control me. Hmmmm…… Some definite possibilities here!

As my guy was out of town, I recruited one of my girl friends to go out to a party with me to help me try it out in the way intended: For the partner to be able to control the action via the remote control to turn it on, up, down and off from across the table. My friend, Beth from the sssh.com staff, was more than happy to help out as long as she was the one with the remote control in her hand!

We ended up going to a little local Italian bistro in the North End of Boston to grab a bite to eat before going off to the party. Beth insisted that I put “Lottie” down my panties for our time at dinner. Just after the bread and oil were served, i felt the most lovely tingle on my clit that caused me to drop my fork. Beth, naughty girl that she is, had pressed the “play” button and now had me under her control. She was kind enough to turn it off after my first gentle orgasm before the waiter returned, but within minutes of the main course of veal came out, Beth hit the button again – this time on HIGH! She was being very naughty now and thought it was moderately humorous (NOT!)

Within 3 seconds of her doing this, I was nailed to the back of my chair. “Lottie” was doing her job in grand style and, just like that old Meg Ryan movie, I ended up groaning, panting and moaning as I had the most wonderful massive multiple orgasms in recent memory! As I resumed my composure, praying that no one noticed, the little old Italian man waiter came back (with a strange smile on his face) and asked, with a wink, if we wanted coffee or dessert. I just wanted to either crawl under the table or leave with whatever pride I had left. I was spent and limp as an over-cooked noodle at that point. Needless to say, we never made it to the party. After that, all I could do is go home, toss my soaked panties into the wash and pass out in bed!

My guy is due back tomorrow and I have every intention of going back out on the town with him and giving him the remote control! So long as he promises not to turn it on “high” it will probably be an excellent foreplay to some hot sex when we get home..

Coleen Singer is a writer, photographer, film editor and all-around geeky gal at Sssh.com, where she often waxes eloquent about sex, porn, sex toys, censorship, the literary and pandering evils of Fifty Shades of Grey and other topics not likely to be found on the Pulitzer Prize shortlist. She is also the editor and curator of EroticScribes.com. When she is not doing all of the above, Singer is an amateur stock-car racer and enjoys modifying vintage 1970s cars for the racetrack. Oh, she also likes porn.