Boris on the Olympic Village: a place of mud, illiteracy and embarrassing diseases

Who said our elected representatives never speak for the people?
Well, as YouTube sensation Cassetteboy has shown, given a few
subtle edits, London's Mayor Boris Johnson can sound like the leader of the
disgruntled Big Smoke masses. Johnson opens the mock "Olympic Opening" with a few phrases you
can hear being debated in any pub right now: "Oh no…no, no,
no…Jesus…God…something nasty is going to happen to you." He also
describes the colossal cost of constructing an "endlessly
higgledy-piggledy encampment full of prostitutes, peddlers and what
have you…" No matter how surreal the experience, it still makes a
hell of a lot more sense then having him offer announcements about
"getting ahead of the games" on the tube…