Favorite Quotes

General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?[Sacajawea raises her hand]General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]Sacajawea: That is not my name.General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?Sacajawea: No.General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?Sacajawea: No.General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.

Lewis Rothschild: But we're not gonna stay at 41. The numbers are gonna go back up.[listens]Lewis Rothschild: But they're gonna go back up.[listens]Lewis Rothschild: All right George...[listens]Lewis Rothschild: Congressman...[listens]Lewis Rothschild: Congressman Jarrett...[listens]Lewis Rothschild: Look George, listen to me... it's crunch time. It's personal. This is one of those moments. It's just you and the President. Now what's it gonna be? Yeah.[listens]Lewis Rothschild: Yeah.[shakes his head]Lewis Rothschild: All right George, can I tell you something? We're gonna win this thing. We're gonna get the votes we need and we're gonna win this thing. And you know what I'm gonna do after that, I mean that very night, I'm gonna go to Sam & Harry's, I'm gonna order a big steak, and I'm gonna make a list of everybody who tried to fuck us this week.Robin McCall: Lewis!Lewis Rothschild: [into phone] Well just Vote your conscience, you chicken shit, lame-ass...[slams the phone down]Lewis Rothschild: We lost Jarrett.Leon Kodak: I hope so. 'Cause, you know, if that was an "undecided," then we need to work on our people skills.

Tommy Corn: Ah, here he comes!Albert Markovski: Oh, boy.Tommy Corn: The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy. The parking lot crusader of truth... who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta.

Jim Lovell: [Tearing off his biomeds] Let's see how he likes this. I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning!Dr. Chuck: Flight, we just lost Lovell!William 'Bill' Pogue, CAPCOM: 13, Houston. Jim, we just had a bottoming out on your biomeds.Jim Lovell: I'm not wearing my biomeds.William 'Bill' Pogue, CAPCOM: Okay, Jim. Copy that.