I be dustandglitter.Isn't that just peachy? :DI have 'extensively-long-word vomit'. Supercalifrajilisticexpialidocious. ;-;I have an unnatural obsession with the Weasley Twins.And I cry at stories.And the weather can't be too hot.Or too cold.I like a bit of everything.And a minuscule amount of nothing.Sometimes.

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

When he finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back arching, bones pushing against his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide Bailey, don't let it catch you."

Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

SEQUEL TO NSCH - He's the sexy singing superstar. She's his old high school sweetheart. After four years, fate throws them together again. She may still be in love with him, but that doesn't mean he'll be able to convince her that they're meant to be [winner of SKoW's Best Het (Incomplete) and runner-up Best Supporting Character!] FINISHED

Now published in full for Amazon Kindle. Link in profile! 9 years ago Callie was beaten and left for dead after witnessing her best friend's murder. Her attempts to get on with her life in Amherst, CT are now threatened by the killer...as well as the brooding cop assigned to protect her.

The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

Recently laid-off teacher Riley takes a job as a tutor for the child of a wealthy family. She finds herself drawn to grandson Charlie, despite her reservations and his sister's blatant contempt, for he proves himself to be more than just money. COMPLETE!

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.

The teen rebel with a catch, Chelsea lives the uncharmed life. A stranger within her own family, estranged from her former best friend, (Mr. Off-To-Change-The-World), she finds the strangest solace in a crippled young man with the strangest ideals...

REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"

Sophie has given up on life, love and hope in all men. That is until her luck beings to change she's offered a dream internship at a prestigious fashion company, and becomes roommates with a wonderful man. The best part is he's gay. Or so she thinks.

Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.

What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!

"You're leaving?" She put her arms forcefully around his neck. "But you haven't taken me to see your sister. You haven't taught me how to kiss or promised me that you didn't regret it. You haven't mown the lawn. You said you'd mow the lawn."

When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.

Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.

REMOVED / Marian Gaborik has a trauma. Zero Walseif is an abomination. Her fears will be his playground and she will be unable to help it; after all, he's her Captain and in times of war the most important thing isn't oneself.

Life should be simple after a wolf finds his mate. For Ryan, this isn't true. Chloe doesn't believe he exists and seems to hate him more with every move he makes. What's a wolf in love to do but prove that she belongs in his arms forever?

In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.

Ugh, why did she add that extra mile to her jog? Oh, that's right, because she's a masochist and loves the cold...not. And maybe she was thinking just a little bit about his brown eyes and his laugh and had to distract herself somehow.

Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes

Would it be cool to be the child of a Greek God and have the ability to read minds? Reality check: It's not. I just want to be normal...so fake-dating a guy is normal...right? Side Story to Cupid's Granddaughter *Full Summary Inside*

I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*

A handsome playboy. A shy jock. A flirty troublemaker. A bossy control freak. A tomboy princess. They weren't quite the Breakfast Club, but they were an inseparable Brat Pack. Right? A stunning rebel, a classy charmer, and fate will put that to the test.

She was sent to kill him. He was supposed to die upon their first meeting. Too bad he had inherited the cat's nine lives. Now he's blackmailing her and she finds herself falling for a guy who hates her guts. True love has never been so complicated.

"I've knocked on every house in town, one lady shouted at me and some lecherous old guy tried to invite me in – but I'm finally here and we need to talk." "To what do I owe the pleasure – or displeasure, as 'we need to talk' never really ends well."

'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.

PREVIEW ONLY. TO BE PUBLISHED. Jessie was recovering from a bad breakup. Kai just got into town and was adjusting to his new life. Fate pulled them together, giving them a night that neither one would soon forget. But some obstacles are insurmountable. *SKoW Winner*

When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.

Danielle was married and divorced by age 22. With a cynical new view on romance, she strikes up an unusual friendship with a blue haired poet who has a few scars of his own, and who is everything she isn't supposed to like. Sequel to To Feel the Sun.

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.

COMPLETE. Sixteen year old Sarah, killed in a hit-and-run, is given the chance to be a guardian angel; she jumps at the prospect. When her first assignment turns out to be the one guy on Earth she couldn't stand, she is less than thrilled.

I used to hate Saturdays. Then I met Ms. Hartman and became her supposed guardian angel. She decided then and there that the only way to repay me was by setting me up with her incredibly cute grandson. ONESHOT

2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?

Meredith Bird is in love with her best friend's boyfriend. If that weren't bad enough, said best friend is now treating her like crap. The only thing she needs now is the sarcastic, confusing ex-best friend of her crush to completely turn her head around.

When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.

For years, it was just me and Mom. Now all of a sudden I've got a new stepdad, a stepbrother, and my best friend's hot older brother is starting to look at me funny. Maybe he's finally noticed I'm not twelve anymore?

Luke, her jerk of a brother, and Nathan, his charming best friend, are the leaders of White River High. If Alayna wants to make her life at White River as boring as possible, she would keep away from them. Sadly, fate has come to a different conclusion.

“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”

Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!

FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]

Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

Charlie Hannigan is a spitfire of a young lady with her own booming business...in corporate ghost-hunting. When her partner in crime, Parker, sets them up for a case that’s way over their heads, she finds the strangest case of office romance imaginable.

I once loved a boy named Danny Shaunessy. He had red hair and a smile that lit up the night. He was neighborhood baseball games and boyish immaturity and war and the seventies rolled into one. He went away to war and never came home. SKoW Winner, Round 9.

Florence Lockhart, writer for the hot new tabloid GOSSIP, says she's been kidnapped. Gorgeous actor Calder Drake, who's still a bit upset about the piece she wrote about him, says she's a stowaway. Either way she's stuck with him on his boat & sparks fly.

Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END

An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.

COMPLETE. I flew, literally, down the stairs, landing somewhat gracefully onto the floor, sliding across the wood into the room and diving behind the sofa, putting my back flat against it. Ahh, the things you can do when you're scared for your life.

“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."

Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.

COMPLETE They grew up together, but never really got along, even if they did secretly like each other. But things change over the years. People change. Jude has turned to drugs, and Katelyn is keeping a secret herself.

Remy pulled back slightly to look up at him. “Why do you call me that?” “Call you what, cupcake?” he asked grinning. At her look, he replied, “Because you remind me of a cupcake. You’re sweet, like cake, but tiny.” One-shot, rated for language.

So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.

I see his eyes open. "Hey, Noel," he says, his voice languid. I wonder if he thinks it's creepy that I'm watching him sleep."Hey, you," I say. He lifts an arm and puts it around my waist pulling me down on top of him. And I STILL don't know his name.

Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.

REMOVED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?

REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.

ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”

“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT

I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.

“Whose jeans are those?” Lillie questioned and I shrugged sheepishly. “Oh my god, don’t tell me those are Grants’… Those are, aren’t they?” I nodded and she shook her head. “Why the hell do you have your ex-boyfriends jeans?” One-shot.

It wasn't that bad, until he glanced over at me in horror and fled my bed like it had been infested with roaches. Seriously, he was dressed and out of my apartment in less than 26 seconds. Which, if I didn't hate him so much, might have impressed me."

ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"

Her friends posting fliers offering any male to date her and catching the eye of enemy,arrogant playboy Nathan Gallagher was bad enough.The fact that they'll have to live in the same house together for the next few months just made it a whole lot worse.

g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

“Oh it’s real alright,” muttered Jake bitterly. ”And it’ll get realer. Because this is what happens, Owen. Good things always die. Always. Life snuffs them out so we don’t get too complacent, just so we know who’s in charge.”

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

Two people shunned by society... but for very different reasons. Vinh’s an Asian pseudo–delinquent who thinks he has to be white to succeed. Sadie’s an abandoned ‘nutcase’ that has no idea about the real world. Prepare for enlightenment. [Ficathon.]

Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.

The first time she met him, she wondered if it was possible to die of embarrassment. The second time, shame quickly turned into amusement. After that, what was left to worry about? Oh, right. Figuring out what the heck he wanted. [Fin.]

Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

Oneshot. When a trip to the movies goes wrong, and Leah, a stubborn, firey redhead is stuck alone with her arrogantly levelheaded friend Simon for four hours, what will happen? My Christmas brain fart. And first oneshot.

COMPLETE with redone first chapter. Anyway, about two people whose lives gradually intertwine while under the same roof, whose improbable friendship grows into something more, something incredible...It's sorta my baby, hope you like it. r&r!

He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]

When Kiernan Maitland went missing, it was up to me to find him. Me... find an actor who is known to be terrifying, both on and off the screen. How would I know that finding him would set off my own Hollywood fairytale. Short story.