Tue, 10 May 2005

Ever notice that icons of Jesus never look like a jew-boy? Jesus
was a hebe, no question about it, only you'd never get that idea from
the pictures of Him. He oughtta have a fucking big jewish
nose. Instead he's always drawn with a dainty little european
nose. In fact, Jesus should look more like your average Palestinian
terrorist than anybody else. If you're a Christian, and you claim to
not like Jews, you're a walking contradiction in terms. The founder
of your religion, the object of your love, was a Jew. Deal with
it!

Actually, the various anti-economic things that are ascribed to
Jesus really bother me. On the one hand, as a person he can certainly
be forgiven for not knowing things that have only been discovered in
the last couple of hundred years. On the other hand, as the Son of
God, he's held up by some people as the perfect model of human
behavior, without flaw, without error, every word divinely inspired by
God. Okay, so did Jesus never stub His toe? Did He say "shit" and
hop around on one foot? He was human, fully human. Did He get sick?
Did He up-chuck? Did He have diarrhea? All human babies spit up, all
babies have diaper accidents. Okay, so you have to assume that Jesus
shit on Mother Mary. It's likely anyway. He surely puked on her; no
mother escapes baby vomit, not even Baby Jesus vomit. So if Jesus was
human, did He make human errors? If He didn't, then how can He be
said to be human? And if He made mistakes, were His anti-economic
sayings mistakes? What else might be mistakes?

Hehe. And some people adopt Christianity because it provides a
model for human behavior which is certain. I got news for
'em! Ain't none! Lotta questions, no answers!