Welp, the inevitable has happened: "Get Lucky" condoms are now a thing. Even though they haven't hit shelves yet, Durex has been handing them out to a handful of DJs and releasing free packs — emblazoned with the cover from the French group's hit single, of course — at festivals so everyone keeps their dicks wrapped…

Anna Wintour is going all NIMBY on restaurateur Serge Becker. Becker has a new Jamaican restaurant opening near Wintour's West Village townhouse, and she's warned him not to plan any parties there that might generate noise — or smells. [PX]