Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Genius De Milo by Russ Colchamiro #scifi #comedy

Best pals Jason
Medley and Theo Barnes barely survived a backpacking trip through Europe and New Zealand that — thanks to a jar of Cosmic Building
Material they found — almost wiped out the galaxy. But just as they envision a
future without any more cosmic lunacy:

The Earth has
started fluxing in and out of existence, Theo's twin girls are teleporting, and
Jason can't tell which version of his life is real.

All because of Milo, the Universe's ultimate gremlin.

Joined by the mysterious Jamie — a down-and-out hotel clerk from Eternity —
Jason and Theo reunite on a frantic, cross-country chase across America, praying they can retrieve that jar,
circumvent Milo, and save the Earth from irrevocable
disaster.

In author Russ Colchamiro’s uproarious sequel to Finders Keepers, he finally confirms what we've long suspected —
that there’s no galactic Milo
quite like a Genius de Milo.

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Jason’s smile dropped away, replaced with a silent, open-mouthed slug of
resignation, that whatever was happening was authentic, and unfolding in real
time.

In a shared-brain moment Jason and Theo slowly panned in Jamie’s
directionuntil finally she felt their
accusatorial eyes lock on her. And though neither of them spoke, the imputation
of blame came through with perfect enunciation: What did you do? What’s coming?

But what could she say? Which cluster of words could encapsulate both
the scope and nuance of their predicament? Jamie could offer a pretty good
guess as to why their immediate surroundings morphed before their very eyes—it
had to be Brigsby-related, didn’t it?—but when it came to the what, she was
equally mystified.

So all she could do was stand there. She blinked a few times. Then a few
times more. The night went bracingly still, as if every fractal of sound had
been drained from the Universe. The three of them held in place, petrified, as
if the incredible forces converging upon them were seemingly just to be
unleashed. Which, of course, they were.