The first call. I went to a bar and this guy picked a fight with me. So I decided to bring him to the OTO and we first called a sex talk line. I decided to pick the name Jupiter and he picked the name Saturn. So we called and said "we were Jupiter and Saturn". And of course we got some like "Aphrodite" and other names we recognized on the phone. We then went to the OTO lodge and proclaimed our desire to become initiates.

The second call. I met this guy that asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted to sing. He said who do you like. And I said Alannis Morrisette. So he fed me candy bars and beer and we worked on my voice to sing like Alannis Morrissette.