“There are several exits actually. For you, the easiest one takes you straight to hell.” – Steve Newlin, ep. 8

Jason: “Honesty!” LODI Cadette: “DUDE. HONESTY!” ep. 8

“Did your boyfriend tell you he hit me over the head with a 52-inch plasma screen television tonight? Everyone says they’re so thin and light, but when wielded properly, they deliver quite a whippin’.” – Lorena, ep. 8

“I’m not a baby! I’m a grown-ass man!” – Hoyt, ep. 9

“I had a nanny. Her name was Annie. Annie the nanny. One time she told me this story that in the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. You’re kind of like the one-eyed guy, Sam.” “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” says Sam. “I don’t either,” Andy replies; ep. 10

"True Blood" star blind to co-stars' romance: Ryan Kwanten plays the clueless Jason Stackhouse on HBO's "True Blood," and he apparently was clueless that co-stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin were dating. "I'm always the last to know," he admitted to People.com. "Stephen actually had to come up to me and tell me."