Elf Movie Quotes

Directed by Jon Favreau, Elf (2003) that tells the story of Buddy, one of Santa's elves, discovering his human identity and his quest to find his biological father in New York, spreading some Christmas cheer along the way. Have fun reading some of the most memorable quotes and sayings from the American Christmas comedy Elf (2003), starring Will Ferrell, James Caan and others.

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

My finger has a heartbeat.~ Buddy, Elf (2003).

Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.~ Miles Finch, Elf (2003).

Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy...Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.~ Santa, Elf (2003).

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