After toiling through traps and dragon dildos, I recovered this gem deep from a Beta thread right as it was pruned.

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I' m still haunted by this
we me
when IT guy in lifesized company
orifice secretary gets me a birthday cake
by everyone singing "Happy Birthday"
everyone is uncomfortable because I' m obviously uncomfortable
mmy Aspy brain recoils in horror at being the center of attention
whit gees en forever
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ofthe people in the reem barely know my name
seat piece of shitty cake as fast as possible and escape
mart hem reem and smack into the cutest weman in the company
coffee en my hand burning the shit out if it.
gee Faganon, serry I missed your party"
sshe doesn' t even know my name
countinue en my way
aoh fuck, she' s going the same direction
we' re in Dickstep
chalking down the hall in perfect syncopation
reach stride is like a a nail into my skull
Tryto shuffle my feet to breakage rhythm
send up doing a little skip
a few mere times SC) it wasn' t SC) obvious I wasn' tjust trying to unlock em strides
I' m new skipping down the hall like a fucking meron
pstart whistling to shew hew relaxed I am
daying a little bit en each hop
knotice we' re about to go bythe Men' s Room
in a bit escape to the sanctuary ofthe bathromm
shave to Cross in frend of her
strip ever her feet into the deer
dissappear through the deer and hear her stumble to the :) or outside
Faganon, what the hell is wrang with you?"
in stall until Tpm
bleave building with beaner cleaning crew
I resigned the next day

>be me, at school
>bell rings for lunch
>with friend talking about civil war and ****
>get to doors and ****** crowded as usual
>get through but freshman in front of me
>moves to the side and almost squish him
>turn head around to tell friend that I almost just pushed somebody to the wall
>bump into a girl on accident, face jerks forward for some reason
>start to laugh uncontrollably while apologizing
>can see fear in her eyes
>friend walks up and asks me "DID YOU TOUCH HER TITS?!" while she's right behind us
>she runs to her seat starts to point a finger while pointing at me and friend
>friend almost has heart attack from laughing so hard
>run to a table to think about what the **** just happened