If it's honest criticisim of the wife/girlfriend, just thank them for their support. I was sitting in a bar minding my own "bizzness" when some drunk fucker at the other end of the bar said he was going to go **** my mom in the ass. I told that drunken asshole "Dad, you're a real obnoxious drunk", called a taxi for him and sent him home.

If someone insults your woman, go into the bathroom, turn your shirt into a ninja hood, come back out, AND USE YOUR DORDNATION BATTLE CRY TO SUMMON ALL DORDS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY TO YOUR COMBATIVE AID AS YOU RAIN BLOW AFTER BLOW OF DESTRUCTION DOWN UP ON HIM.