Hey everybody – great news! LeBron has completely changed his personality in every conceivable way! According to some AP staff writer that has been paid to rehabilitate LeBron’s public image, King James, no longer the arrogant douche he has been his entire life, HAS SOMEHOW BEEN HUMBLED UPON WINNING HIS 4TH MVP AWARD DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WOULD MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE FOR HIM TO BE HUMBLED IN THIS SITUATION:

James said he was humbled to keep such company.

“I’m a historian of the game,” he said. “I know the game. I know these guys paved the way for myself and the rest of us.”

“I don’t know my ceiling,” James said. “I don’t stop trying to improve my game — just like today, being in here with Rio and Ray, the last guys to leave the court. I want to continue to maximize what I have.”

This shit is FUCKING AMAZING! How could something so wonderful actually happen!? THANK THE GOOD LORD….haaaang on, this doesn’t seem right. FUCK. I knew this was too good to be true. Now that I am reading the actual words that came out of LeBron’s mouth and using my brain to decipher the meaning of said words, I think AP staff writer guy got it all wrong. It turns out, LeBron was not actually humbled in any way, shape, or form.

This is a bit more accurate:

James said that he was not at all humbled to keep the company of a bunch of irrelevant geezers.

“I’m a historian of the game,” he said. “I know the game. I know old-timey guys like Hakeem Abdul-Jabbar and Magic Jordan paved the way for me to be way the fuck better in comparison.”

“At this moment, I cannot fathom the true extent of my awesomeness,” James said. “I don’t stop trying to improve my game — I want to continue to increase the number of personal accomplishments I can take credit for.”

LeBron added, stroking his massive bicep muscle, “for the record – it makes no sense for a human being to be humbled at the moment they are told for the fourth time in five years that they are best person in the entire world. Therefore, consider me totally not humbled.”

70 Responses to “LeBron is humbled by 4th MVP award, can’t fathom the extent of his awesomeness”

You are boycotting the NBA? So tell me. Are you making much of a difference??? I bet you live a great life. For someone who sits around whining about how everything in life is fixed and they are out to get you that is an amazing personality of a successful person!

Listen little one. You are doing absolutely nothing about the NBA. You could not possibly be living a “good life” because you are a moron so let me teach you something:

1)when you grow up and get a 401K you may want to boycott 401K’s because people within the companies you invest in are in some way ripping off investors
2)when you grow up you won’t want to buy gold or silver because the companies who bring the gold/silver to the market are unethical in their behavior
3)when you grow up and able to buy your own food you will want to grow your own food and live on a farm with animals you can eat because the food industry is corrupt and 50% of our fruits come from outside the U.S. as well as 1/2 of the items around you including the components within the couch your fat ass sits on all day fussing to everyone about how unfair the world is.

It’s actually fun to read what you write as you get madder and madder as to what I say to you. Typical response that one gets from a little boy that really has no knowledge of the real world but pouts because they know there is nothing they can do about much of anything.

Hence the name boycottnba? I am sure you are having such a profound affect on the NBA.

What a joke. Your boycotting the NBA has such a profound affect. Sounds to me like the monkey is on your back and grabbing at your ear every day. Can’t wait until the NBA season starts up again so I can watch you squirm in your seat each day with hatred. You keep boycotting and I will wait to see how much of an affect you have on the NBA. Dumbass!

hey, dumbass, is that boycotting having much affect on the NBA….hahaha….you my friend have a lot of shortcomings. I don’t know anyone that lives a great life that thinks they can live each day for boycotting the NBA. You would not have an affect boycotting your local grocery store!!!

got money? I have more autographed memorabilia hanging on my walls and on my bookshelves with a value more than most doctors make in a year, and that is as of today. I got bank. You got no brain. And…….i have several LeBron rookie autographed items from Upper Deck that are 1/1 that will never be seen until I retire and sell them, one at a time. Like i said, i don’t like the way the companies fight over land rights to dig for gold but that does not stop me from buying it. Only the dumb can’t see the forest for the trees and you are there.

you must have cheated your way through idiot. did i really have to answer that? all that “cum laude” but nothing “cum out mouth” that makes sense except that you just don’t like LeBron and you carry that hate on your shoulders. not much you can say or do to change any of it. facts are facts and stats are stats, now “cum” on!

Anyone else sick of the beaded spotlighted sweat filled media exposure of the never ending Lebron Highlight! Doesn’t matter what happens next the top story let me guess. Lebron, Lebron and once again Lebron. It never Ends. Prediction for Tomorrow, Heat win (game 4 2014 finals) and a flurry of fouls that only happened in the Referee’s head in favor of heat using score board management foul calling techniques(when down call in favor of winning team and when games over call in favor of losing team). NO WAY SPURS WIN. I ll go out on the line, less than 55 % shooting Spurs will never win tomorrow (June 12 2014) with REFFING like this.

Isn’t it time that the press stops sucking James ass???
Everytime I turn on SportsCenter, check sports on my phone or tablet I’m bombarded with the same inane statement…
What will Lebron do? As a long time NBA fan and follower of the game I’ve reached my limit as to what constitutes fair reporting of sports especially when it comes to the Fucking “King”….What King? He has (2) rings and hasn’t achieved the status of the greats that proceeded him. As far as I’m concerned he can crawl into a hole and cramp up while the world awaits his next “Decision”……………