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Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week- November 23

The booby-fondling pervtastic in question is the PS Vita’s ‘Monster Monpiece’ (though we’d venture that ‘Molester Crotchpiece’ would be a more apt moniker). While the console has had a rather bumpy ride at this fledgling juncture -traversing a land mine-festooned field in a square-wheeled car driven by a demented, blind alcoholic, come to that- Mr Sony’s complex notions to rectify these shortcomings are admirable. Even if all he’s done in this instance is scrawl MORE CARTOON TITS NEEDED on a sheet of toilet paper mid-dump and presented it to the shareholders. This could, quite plausibly, be exactly what happened here. Still, as we all know, more boobitude is good boobitude. Hit the link in the article to see what happens when toon-tinged lady caressing meets nerdtastic card game monster battling (spoiler: HOLY SHIT is what happens).