In the Equestrian world where humans are bought and sold in local markets as slaves and property, one young boy will change the course of a young Twilight Sparkle's life, along with the fate of the entire nation.

[Inspired by 12 Years A Slave.] In the 'perfect' society of Equestria, Human slaves are scared into submission to serve their Pony overlords. Over ninety percent of the Pony population uses slave labor. Most Human slaves share the same fate. They are beaten, starved, and chained to work on plantations and in factories. Very few, however, end up like Fives. This is his story.

When a United States Marine battalion is deployed to halt an insurgent aggression in southern Iraq, a deadly ambush leaves Sargent Appo severely wounded. It is been over three hundred human years. The world is on the brink of a third Great War. Princess Celestia makes the decision that will change both Equestria and Earth forever. To finally reunite the different worlds.

Eleven years has passed since Johnathan Justice and Nightmare Moon left the young United States. Well, eleven Equestrian years that is. In the world of men, the year is 1812. War has broken out between America, England, and France. Will John and Celestia be able to save the young United States and Equestria from a British invasion?

(NEWLY REVISED) Her living conciseness has spent several lonely months in the old castle ruins after her defeat at the hooves of Twilight Sparkle. When Nightmare Moon is at the braking point of self pity, she is drawn into another world. Our world. Nightmare Moon wakes up in 17th century Massachusetts where she meets a young British Red Coat. The war for independence has just begun and the evil mare is lost and confused. Will Nightmare Moon be able to coexist with the new surroundings, conflict, and humans?

We all know the tale of Nightmare Moon. We all know the how she was used againist the Elements of Harmony and was turned good once again and was no longer evil. But...what if I told you, that all of that was a lie? What if...Luna faked it, and was still evil?

What if Lauren Faust took LSD? The result would probably be something like this.

Princess Molestia sends her protégé and all-time virgin Twilight Sparkle along with her slave Spike to oversee the preparations for the Summer Sun Orgy because she couldn't quite franky care less about her student. Suddenly, Mooning Nightmare appears and threatens to anally violate evrything: it is up to Twilight, an incestual redneck, a lesbian slut, a pedo creature born from the bowels of 4chan, a negro unicorn housing Tupac and a psychotic, necrophiliac mass murderer to stop the Mistress of Night and Asses before everypony gets permanently butt-plugged.

When an ancient evil returns to Equestria, Princess Celestia has no choice but to charge her most faithful student with the task of finding her ancient mentor. Will good triumph over evil? Or will victory be naught but a dream?