(Original post by longshot100)
Ffs you don't have to bring that up mannnn...
tbh I only miss whatsapp, the rest was too distracting, I wouldn't be able to get any revision done with it. I occasionally use insta though.

I thought I could do the most simple of tasks, I honestly thought I was human enough to be able to swipe my OysterCard and pass through those ticket gates. Literally one arm movement.

Obviously not I became the person I hate.

There I was, rush hour in London, innocently passing through the crowds. Swipe. Gates open. NO I dropped my Oyster, let me walk the one pace back to pick it up. DAMN YOU FINGERS PICK UP THE DAMN PIECE OF PLASTIC. ****. The gates closed...

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

**** my life I'm trapped inbetween the gates. Oh for ****s sake what is this moron doing? someone shouts. Please god kill me right now. Just pick it up Laurence. PICK IT UP.

Ok, I got it! I look up...EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME. LIKE EVERYONE... God if you're up there please just let me die.

I thought I could do the most simple of tasks, I honestly thought I was human enough to be able to swipe my OysterCard and pass through those ticket gates. Literally one arm movement.

Obviously not I became the person I hate.

There I was, rush hour in London, innocently passing through the crowds. Swipe. Gates open. NO I dropped my Oyster, let me walk the one pace back to pick it up. DAMN YOU FINGERS PICK UP THE DAMN PIECE OF PLASTIC. ****. The gates closed...

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

**** my life I'm trapped inbetween the gates. Oh for ****s sake what is this moron doing? someone shouts. Please god kill me right now. Just pick it up Laurence. PICK IT UP.

Ok, I got it! I look up...EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME. LIKE EVERYONE... God if you're up there please just let me die.

I thought I could do the most simple of tasks, I honestly thought I was human enough to be able to swipe my OysterCard and pass through those ticket gates. Literally one arm movement.

Obviously not I became the person I hate.

There I was, rush hour in London, innocently passing through the crowds. Swipe. Gates open. NO I dropped my Oyster, let me walk the one pace back to pick it up. DAMN YOU FINGERS PICK UP THE DAMN PIECE OF PLASTIC. ****. The gates closed...

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

**** my life I'm trapped inbetween the gates. Oh for ****s sake what is this moron doing? someone shouts. Please god kill me right now. Just pick it up Laurence. PICK IT UP.

Ok, I got it! I look up...EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME. LIKE EVERYONE... God if you're up there please just let me die.

I love the way you write your blog posts, I would have been so embarrassed, like overreacting and crying and never stepping foot in the public eye again. London seems so busy and eventful. Which is it!

(Original post by Rhythmical)
I love the way you write your blog posts, I would have been so embarrassed, like overreacting and crying and never stepping foot in the public eye again. London seems so busy and eventful. Which is it!

Aww thanks. Yeah I literally power walked out, could've been worse I s'pose