Brand Crack: Frank Gehry Fold Ring for Tiffany

Mr. Gehry! Why did you not take up ring design before I got married? I really have no reason to buy one of the Frank Gehry designed rings by Tiffany. I only need one. I’ve always thought that guys wearing more than one ring usually wore polyester suits or needed occasional back waxing. You know the type. A Guido. Just watch any episode of the Sopranos, and you will see that these thugs’ hands are usually riddled with rings. Is that what I want to be? Hell no.

But for Frank Gehry, I would almost be willing to do this. Mr. Gehry is a Santa Monica, California based architect probably most famous for designing a piece of crumpled metal in Bilbao otherwise known as a museum. Still, I think it’s a pretty piece of crumpled metal. In fact, It’s kind of crumpled like these rings. Hmm… Every architect’s dream is to own something designed by their idol… I’m bringing back Guido!