Movie Jokes

The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love...

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty...

When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons...

Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement...