I'm Dangerous

Thursday, April 04, 2013

I hear women like "dangerous" men. bad boys. Everytime I answer the phone (bout 200 times a day) and some one asks how I am... I tell them "If I were any better I would be dangerous" Today I used "If I was any better I wouldnt be able to stand it". The woman on the other end of the line asked me if I give lessons. I laughed and lowered my voice (trying to be Mr. Sexy) and said... "I certainly DO give lessons..."

First there was silence on the line... then there was a very nervous laugh (I thought maybe I had gone too far) She told me to not go there. So maybe I was Mr Creepy, maybe she wanted me to ask her out, I dont know... we sure had a good laugh. She seemd to enjoy the banter.