Built-in, ready to go

Some peeps are reeeeally lucky—they’re born with snorgle action built-in. Tapirs and Aardvaaaarks have it MADE. They barely breathe in, and it’s INSTA-SNORG. Look at this lil’ guy! Lil’ Aardvark Dude was submitted by Guy B. from Yahoo.

“One of the newest additions to the Brookfield Zoo, a female aardvark named Paatsy, right, sticks close to her mother, Gracie, during mealtime Thursday, May 25, 2006, at the zoo in Brookfield, Ill. It will still be several more weeks before Paatsy, born March 30, makes her debut before zoo visitors.”

Barton, you’re right. Aardvark means “earth pig” in-I think Afrikaans. (They like their double a’s there. Aardvark, Aardwolf, Afrikaans- Notice a connection?) But I hate aarvarks. I hate them. They’re smelly, ugly, and did I mention ugly? I think I did. Anteaters are so much better-at least they have noticeable fur. Am I the only person here that hates aardvarks? Grrr!