Lil Wayne’s Prison Life Is Not Terrible

Hey, Lindsay Lohan! You can cheer up about your ninety day stint in jail, it may not be so harrowing after all. Not if it’s anything like Lil Wayne‘s description of prison. Lil Wayne’s year-long sentence actually seems like 365 days off, full of catching up on correspondence and sleep. In the latest post on his blog, he writes:

I know that people are inquisitive of what I do all day, so here goes. I wake up around 11AM. Have some coffee. Call my kids, and my wonderful mother. I then shower up. Read fan mail. Have lunch. Back on the phone. Read a book or write some thoughts down. Have dinner. Phone. Pushups. Then I listen to ESPN on the radio. Read the bible, then sleep. ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s my day.

If that’s prison, someone arrest and sentence me for weapons possession, too, I could use the time to catch up on my Exercise On-Demand videos and plow through that list of library books. Oh, and Lindsay, that’s life at Riker’s Island, one of the harshest prisons in the country. L.A. County Jail will be a piece of cake compared to that.