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A girl goes to her boyfriend's parents'house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit down and began eating a fine meal.The girl is beginning to feel a littlediscomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart (na mess).

It wasn't loud, but everyone at thetable heard the pouf.Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at thewoman's feet and said in a rather sternvoice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This isgreat!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple ofminutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.This time, shedidn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.The father again looked at the dog and yelled,"Dammit Skippy!"Once again the woman smiled andthought "Yes!"

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. Thistime she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistleblowing!Once again, the father lookedat the dog with disgust and yelled,::::::::::::::::"Dammit Skippy, get away from herbefore she shits on you!":)

Mom: Where were you last night?Son: Studying with my friends.Mom: Don't lie.Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?Son: yeh...I saw dad.