Am I Here To Fucking Amuse You?

Some of your WTers that might have been here from the beginning probably already have a pretty good idea what my rant is going to be about. However, for you newbies, I’m going to explain to you guys exactly why this passage pisses me off.

I have been screaming for god knows how many chapters about how no one, not even Hodge our self-confessed scholar, doesn’t do any actual research or investigation . I know damn well I went off about this last week, but now I feel that Clare is fucking mocking me, and I’m not fucking amused. Fuck you, Clare! Fuck you with a red hot poker!

I swear to god, most of these stupid ‘plot twists’ would have been revealed in the first five chapters if someone actually got off their fucking asses and did some real investigation. And by the way, you don’t have to be a real investigator to actually do some investigation. Veronica Mars, Buffy and The Scooby Gang, Nancy Fucking Drew…the list goes on and on. These characters weren’t licensed investigators, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY GOT UP OFF THEIR FUCKING ASSES WHEN THE CHIPS WHERE DOWN AND DID SOME FUCKING INVESTIGATION!!!

Now that I’m done with this piece of utter excrement, I’m going to maybe do some mediation or more likely open up a box of wine.

About the author

When I'm not roasting Cassandra Clare, or her creations, I actually have a job as a Digital Artist. When I'm not working, I'm either reading books, or chasing around my nieces and nephews, and fangirling over my OTP's, and re-examining my life choices.