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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Add insult to injury with these Shakespearean Insult Bandages!

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Scoundrel! Scave! Rascal! Villainous abominable misleader of youth! Whatever kind of naughty person you are, if you get a boo-boo, you'll need a bandage (or a plaster if you're from the home of the Bard).

What could be a more fitting bandage for a scallywag than one with a Shakespearean Insult plastered all over it?!

These fun, slightly insulting bandages have a picture of the master of words himself printed on, as well as a quote from one of 15 of his plays that will make sure everyone knows just how you feel about the scallywag in your life!

Features:

Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts

Set of fifteen (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) assorted plasters

Decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays

Comes in a metal tin

Latex-free adhesive

Dimensions: 9 x 2 x 6cm

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