In West London Buckingham born and raised
In the palace is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
With my nan's country all underneath her rule
When a flatmate of mine who thought I was a square
Started makin trouble in my underwear
She came to one little parade and my dad got scared
He said "You're marrying this girl before you lose all your hair."
I whistled for a carriage and when it came near
The ring said Diana and had a sapphire in the middle
If anything I could say this ring was rare
But my dad said forget it- "Yo holmes, to the square!"
I pulled up the abby 'bout eleven am
And I yelled to the people "Yo holmes, rule ya later!"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on the throne as the prince with no hair.
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Last edited: 29 April 2011

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