Is it true that is you die with a boner it wont go down....... and, er can be used. It was in a Kevin Smith film called Clerks! Honest!

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Reminds me of the guy who died with a boner. The undertaker said they could either build a little box at the appropriate place in the coffin or they could cut it off.
"What do you do with it if you cut it off"? She asked
"We usually just insert it in the anus out of the way".
"allright then, do that". she says.
When she comes back just before the funeral her husband is in his coffin and is beautifully made up and looks almost young again. She notices that the undertaker has even put a little tear in the corner of his eye. She bends down as if to give him one last farewell kiss and says, "Fucking hurts doesn't it"?

Reminds me of the guy who died with a boner. The undertaker said they could either build a little box at the appropriate place in the coffin or they could cut it off.
"What do you do with it if you cut it off"? She asked
"We usually just insert it in the anus out of the way".
"allright then, do that". she says.
When she comes back just before the funeral her husband is in his coffin and is beautifully made up and looks almost young again. She notices that the undertaker has even put a little tear in the corner of his eye. She bends down as if to give him one last farewell kiss and says, "Fucking hurts doesn't it"?