3.1 take it seriously and start this original novel/clusterfuck/thing with dragons and/or supernatural assasins and people who constantly try to kill one another. 3.2 take it seriously and dig out one of the longer fanfics I was working on before I like had some mental breakdowns and finish that. 3.3 write some crack fic Like so -

3.3.2 Day 1. Hit the random button on TVTropes (eg So hitting the random button just now gave "Am I Just a Toy to You" so Character 1 ie Spock is afraid that he is just a toy to Character 2: Kirk. )

3.3.3 Write a chapter for this. Try not to resolve it. (eg Spock never confronts Kirk and is just sad or Kirk is shocked that Spock would think so and is also sad and angry)

3.3.4 Day 2. Hit the Random button again. Write another chapter with the Day 2 character set, only keep the results of previous days in mind(eg Plot = "Three Wishes" Character 1: Bones gets 3 wishes that relate to Kirk. So maybe he wants Kirk for himself. Or he is sad because Kirk and Spock are sad so he tries to rectify their situation. Of course, hilarity ensues)

3.3.5 Repeat for 27 days.

3.3.6 Final Day. Instead of using a Random trope in General, use a random Ending trope. End the story with or without resolution. (Eg: Plot: Sudden Musical Ending, they end up on some singing planet and they have something like the musical episode of Buffy where characters sing their feelings. So like if it was Spock he would be like: "I'm as sad as sad can be. Because my honey don't love me." and Kirk would be all "Why is it always all about you? You effing twat, I love you too" Bones: "I am a doctor, not a shrink. Confound these Vulcans! They drive me to Drink" Everything is resolved and people are happy! Or like they never resolve their problems and die through spontaneous combustion. )

3.3.7 Upload to ff.net/lj/some other site under a different name and see if anyone notices. Trololololo

I am sure yours will be much much better than mine. :P MIne will just be me in a purple sweater. :(

Who are you going as?

ughhhhhhhhhhh I am goin to start buying lottery tickets I think. Because if I win the Euromillions I will never work again! Trek and Ponies FOREVER! Yeah I have a better chance of being struck by lightening seven times but I live in hope.