Fucking finally. I think I've read every stupid piece that claims that the "Angry Birds franchise would be the next Disney," every fawning vomit-work of "wow, this game is the future" and sighed. This was never going to work. Nobody knows what the birds are even called. A successful franchise usually has characters…»9/01/14 1:39pm 9/01/14 1:39pm

I don't know about the multi-billion part, or the pricing, but I can in theory see this being *useful* if you were either in a rush or were in an area that was shitty to park in. It's not a stupid idea insofar as it's narrow and in true startup fashion way way way overhyped. »9/01/14 1:29pm 9/01/14 1:29pm

The most iconic thing for me for NEMA was them wanting $5700 a month for a one-bedroom that I couldn't move into for a month because the floors were literally still slabs of concrete. The fridge was in the middle of the room. »8/21/14 8:37pm 8/21/14 8:37pm

"Eheh...if the Department of...y'know...whatever...has any questions or concerns, we'll totally welcome the opportunitity to blaze. In the true spirit of Valley...y'know... we can all live kick-ass lives." »8/12/14 1:10am 8/12/14 1:10am

I think this is how you buy specific BMWs that you can't buy in America that they then ship over in not-for-road-use condition and then you have to go and get it changed to fit into American-ready standards. Maybe. »8/02/14 4:14am 8/02/14 4:14am

"You are getting this email because you are a top tier journalist covering Lenovo or the areas we are active in. Of course if you disagree with this evaluation, let me know and I will gladly remove or move you to another list that we keep deep in the vaults." »7/31/14 6:17pm 7/31/14 6:17pm