Almost Famous actress Kate Hudson struggled to keep the top portion of her dress up while exiting a Brentwood eatery on Monday. Hudson decided to go with a strapless dress to prevent tan lines and, well, just to have fun during the summer. Yet Hudson spent a good portion of her walk from the restaurant to her automobile holding up the top portion of her dress. Hudson was surprised to discover that something that should've been so carefree and simple quickly become annoying and irksome.

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