Monday, May 17, 2010

You'll Come Because Of The Apocalypse, You'll Stay For The Sloppy Joes

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth...And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [Revelations 6:12-14]

If you have a fear, there will always be someone willing to take your money and promise to save you. These guys near Barstow, California, promise to save you and serve you a diet including Sloppy Joes. You don't want to try to survive the Apocalypse on a diet of cream cheese in rolled tortillas, do you?

I live in a Co-ed apt with a bunch of women. Being a gay male, this doesn't do much for me. But when one of the girls who doesn't clean up and stinks worse than anything has her drunk ass "Boyfriend" over after cheating on him and making a failed attempt at fixing things. Well lets just say that I fixed things for him and can now say I got more out of that breakup than ever. It's an added bonus that this is what "sickened" you to the point of moving out. So now I get laid nightly by a very "well off" man, have a MUCH better roommate in your place, and since you paid for the entire year before you left we all get a discount on rent! I won't miss you Michelle, but something good had to come out of knowing you.

Beach Barrister, I love Barstow, however, I am pasadena on them bunker guys. NosireeBob, I make a beeline for the Bun Boy and order a few burgers for me and Mama to go, abd their world famous strawberry pie smothered with whipped cream.. Now that you mention to the blog it is no longer the best kept seceret in Kern County.

Holy smoke, what's happened to this Blog. I paid good money to San-O Daze for a subscription, and all I get is pee oh'd white guy, a happy knee grow, some STD that's gay as gay can be, somebody claiming to be Jake the Snake, and Barstow Bob himself. Now, they got a lot of guys on the masthead, but know body wants to take the reins. Get with it.

Listen boys, the 99 weeks of unemployment is a thing of the past and Putzel and Screwball are in deep. Living on the dole has some big time unintended consequences and the hammer has fallen. God save their lazy stupid souls.

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Arnold, sweetreart baby. Hold off. tomorrow is the official announcement of the GIANT Paskowitz major motion picture starring Sean Penn as Stanford medical student, Dorian Paskowitz. Also starring Julia Robrts as Julliete Paskowitz. The working title is "Odyssey The Paskowitz Story". It is scheduled for November release.

Say, what became of the GWS scare. Were they spotted again at the Point, or did they swim back to The Dogpatch. I'm sure I saw the remains of the little boy at SONGS. I'm fearful of entering the ocean. I just returned home, but what was the BFD at Barstow and the Bun Boy and the strawberry pies smothered in whipped cream?

Okay, here's the deal schlemiel. I left work early and headed straight for Old 'Nofre. The Statelaid off all lifeguards and rangers from Trail 6 to the Point. There's nobody to check us ]plastic red cuppers. It has opened the flood gates for the booze- hounds, and you know who they are. And, boy, are we gonna let the good times roll alright. I don't know how long this lat-off will be, but it should last the summer. The randers and lifeguards will be lucky if they can work the toll-booth, that's how bad things are.