The court has no business deciding that a parent who is a Lutheran is a better parent than a parent who is a member of the Church of Satan on this basis, and has no basis holding policy opinions of parents against them.

Other emails assured me that on Oprah's show -- unclear whether this was a different appearance or the same one -- Claiborne said she gave 30 percent of her dough to the Church of Satan, and that I should boycott her clothes for that reason.