Uber Problems

It seems like each day we hear about another problem for Uber. Over the past year, Uber has faced numerous regulatory issues and consistent bad publicity. Issues such as spying on journalists, pushing drivers into subprime auto loans, and being banned in some countries are just a few issues that come to mind. See the map below if you need a refresher about their many recent public relations gems.

Perhaps the most disturbing issue is that Uber has profited at the expense of the safety of some of their customers. In New Delhi, Uber has been banned after an Uber driver was accused of raping a 25 year old woman. According to a Change.org petition, the driver was a repeat offender, previously spending seven months in jail for sexual assault. Unlike in the United States, Uber does not run background checks on their drivers in India. And as a consequence, a young woman was placed in danger and raped.

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