Nostradamus earned a place in the pages of history by vaguely predicting vague world events that vaguely came true, sort of. Nostradamus’ followers allege that in his book The Prophecies, published way back in the 16th century, he predicted things like Hitler’s rise to power, the Kennedy assassination, and the 9/11 attacks. And yet he said nothing about Shaquille O'Neal’s Kazaam.

But still, it’s precisely the vagueness of his writing that gives Nostradamus that air of mystery that has allowed him to remain a household name for so many centuries. Does this mean that 500 years from now people will see that “ancient aliens” guy from the History Channel as a powerful mystic? Probably, yes.

Nostradamus’ jams were apparently so yummy that the book managed to become a best-seller in 1555, back when like five people knew how to read. It even became the standard on how to make jam by the jam makers in Paris.

Dream game: Tomodachi Life ⊟

Get outta this Youtube embed, and get into my 3DS, Tomodachi Life. Between the hamburger dream and Nintendo just straight-up dropping Kazaam references in promotional videos, this is too much.

Anyway, Shaquille O'Neal joins Tomodachi Life’s roster of B-tier celeb cameos (along with Christina Aguilera), again proving that the basketball star will appear in anything. This dream with his Mii somehow manages to be less surreal than Shaq yelling “barbecue chicken alert” at NBA playoff highlights.

O'Neal, however, has not expressed regret for making the film. In an interview with GQ magazine he said, “I was a medium-level juvenile delinquent from Newark who always dreamed about doing a movie. Someone said, ‘Hey, here’s $7 million, come in and do this genie movie.’ What am I going to say, no? So I did it.