Remember those fabulous '90s?

You remember — Phish was breaking big, Hong Kong was still controlled by the British, and a Democratic administration was having a tough time bringing about health care reform.

Discussing the health care debate recently in the TU Capitol Suite, we realized that this summer’s wrangling hasn’t produced an equivalent to Harry and Louise, the fictional married couple who tsk-tsked the Clinton Administration’s reform efforts in a series of ads — paid for by health insurance companies, natch.

Here‘s a 1994 C-SPAN report on the TV ad wars that swirled around Clinton’s health care efforts. Above, we have a semi-famous spoof of the Harry and Louise ads performed by the first couple for the 1995 Gridiron Dinner.

We’ll put the question to you, dear reader: What fictional pitchmen should be mobilized in the current policy wars?