it not a snake, it the spirit of Satan manifest in the form of a serpent.it's almost like you read the Bible with preconceived Atheist notions

10 months ago

Flameblow

So all the snakes who lost their legs were Satan too?

10 months ago

WebTool

Open bibleGenesissome dude hypnotizes a snakePeople DIED over this shit

10 months ago

GoogleCat

no they were punished for his sin

10 months ago

Lunatick

I thought snakes lost their legs due to natural selection

10 months ago

kizzmybutt

that's because you're wrong

10 months ago

JunkTop

You act like you don't know that primates have better eyesight in areas where reptilian predators are more common. Where this is a story true in a sense that is older than humans. The very real possibility that we literally got our eyesight from the serpent.

also sage lmao

10 months ago

Fuzzy_Logic

At last I truly see. Praise Jesus. Fuck science and reason and shit.

10 months ago

Nojokur

I mean through evolution, its just likely a Hebrew metaphor/legend

also sage again kek

10 months ago

Garbage Can Lid

Wait, so Lucifer is a reptilian?

10 months ago

RavySnake

it's an user takes a few science courses after being raised in a religious household his whole and thinks he's Charles Dawkins episode

Were the snakes dragons before it happened? They were cursed to the ground

10 months ago

Burnblaze

Why is it that we can laugh at fucking Perseus fighting some bitch with snakehair but we can't laugh at Eve talking to a snake?

10 months ago

eGremlin

it’s an ad hominem episode

10 months ago

Fuzzy_Logic

It’s rude to make fun of wacky fantasy stories when people still believe in them

10 months ago

happy_sad

Because 1. Many millions of people literally believe in "the fall" as a historical event and see Adam and Eve as historical persons, because they believe that interpreting it "merely" as symbol / myth makes the resurrection absurd and unlikely. (Why would God raise Jesus from the dead defeating sin and death if sin and death are actually part of God's creation / evolution and weren't implanted in the cosmos by a dark power literally?) And 2. Because more people today place value on the Bible even if they view some parts as myth, so it is like a sacred cow that shouldn't be desecrated.

"The Fall" of man is actually when his eyes were opened and consciousness developed.The "Serpent" actually aided in this matter.There are other stories where the Serpent represents consciousness and the snake was grafted onto a plantlike Adam.The Bible is a veiled continuation of Serpent worship that has been around for a very long time.In Malta, I uncovered elongated skulls of certain priests dat- ing back to the Temple-building era. These skulls were created using planks of wood on the heads of babies, in order to make the individual appear serpent-headed, with long drawn eyes and stretched skin. These people were known as serpent priests, and the elongation of the skulls made the glands in the brain secrete certain psychotic hormones, beneficial to the enlightenment ex- perience and altered states of consciousness. The original serpent priests were an elite, kept apart and secret from the main group — the original shining serpent secret society.

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