Edit: Meanwhile I've noticed that there are many versions of this video with truly different meanings, here's a translation of the German (likely the only bike related?) subheaded version.

They put the contract on the table......immediately I took the money."Go ahead people, the Europeans don't like to wait" I said.After all it was a big order.5000 bikes...The Europeans had a new business idea.Bikes......with just one gear."They're drunk", I thought.(laughs)One gear...Just one gear for all...(laughs)One gear......shorten the bars......no brakes, no gearshift.However they whipped it out of our hands.I mean, imagine......we leaved simply everything......and they were throwing the money after us.(laughs)"Better riding experience, more contact to the road" they said.(laughs)We made the sales of our life.With bikes without brakes...(laughs)...and......one gearI still can't get that.How stupid are they actually?(laughs)Before I forget......we shall deliver 2000 more bikes.