— 911 As Customer Service: 51-year-old white North Carolina woman Susan Westwood lost her job after footage came out of her drunkenly ranting and threatening two black women in a parking lot

— Old Habits Die Hard: After 8 years in a convent, Colombian nun Yudi Pineda decided to change careers and become a porn star

— What If She’s Right?: 30-year-old Bristol woman Amethyst Realm claims she has had sex with at least 20 ghosts since she was a teenager and is now engaged to a ghost that she met while visiting Australia

— Great Cover: 2 Canadian women were busted for breaking into a home. It turned out they worked for a cleaning service and went to the wrong address by mistake. This gives Keith ideas.