Saturday, September 29, 2012

HAIL, CESAR ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming at 7th and Montana to deliver a Shout-Out to The Dog Whisperer. Cesar Millan, if you're out there, we need you. Gordo the Wonder Dog, the lovable pooch rescued from death's door by Robb and Robin, needs help. You see, Gordo can't bear to be away from Robb or Robin ... but this is more than just separation anxiety. He gets so nervous whenever they're not around that he bolts -- does whatever he can to escape from whoever is looking after him and runs off to find Robb or Robin. Some months ago, he nearly reached the Freeway in an effort to find Robb, and the whole neighborhood mounted a search and rescue mission. Last week, he literally leaped off an overhang of a three-story building to find Robin, breaking a bone in his paw, cracking three ribs and ruining a canine tooth in the process. Now, his leg is in a 'doggie cast' and he's doped-up on pain killers. If that doesn't call for a little Dog Whispering, I don't know what does ...!