Culinary masochists rejoice! This hyper-hot vodka doesn't just burn on the way down, it ionizes.

The 100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka is reputed to be the world's hottest. It's 80 proof and contains the same level of heat as a Habanero chili. Not enough capsaicin to make you freak out and hallucinate but certainly enough to make you regret eating one. A 700ml bottle of Naga Chilli Vodka retails for $64 at Firebox and even includes a paragraph-long disclaimer and PSA warning video. [Firebox via GeekAlerts]