Lindsay Lohan's troubled house arrest ended yesterday, and she celebrated by partying for five hours at an L.A. nightclub. (Duh.) She stumbled around and fell to the ground in front of a thousand video cameras. (Duh.) This caused someone to scream "She's drunk!" (Hah.) Meanwhile, LiLo is "telling friends she's too scared to leave home, largely because she thinks there's a bounty on her head in the paparazzi community." (True.) She appears to be facing her fears quite nicely. [Radar, TMZ, images via Splash]

An "onset source" confirmed Shia LaBeouf's claim that Megan Fox cheated on her future husband with him on the set of Transformers. Apparently it's why Megan and Brian Austin Green broke up for 10 months in 2009. [Us]

The "onset source" also insists that Megan wasn't fired from the franchise, but quit. Meanwhile, Josh Duhamel says of the Transformers cast, "We all miss Megan!" All? [Us]

There's a rumor going around that Jonathan Rhys Meyer attempted suicide on Tuesday night. Yikes. Police showed up at JRM's London home, but no official word on why. The actor has been in and out of rehab five times. [TMZ]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez said "I love you." They said it at an A|X Armani Exchange store so hopefully it wasn't the first time! Can you imagine if watershed moment in your relationship occurred among the jungles of synthetic clothing at A|X Armani Exchange? Then again, Bielena (Julena? Gober?) is at the age when holding hands at the mall is usually the height of romance. Bieber said "I love you" first, and Selena echoed. [E!]

Speaking of Selena and Shia, they met backstage at a TV studio, after an assistant tricked Selena into entering his dressing room by telling her some fans were there. She promptly had a teen girl freak-out, ultimately retreating to another room to fan herself and coo, "He's cute." Look out, he'll be spreading rumors about an affair in T-minus 20 seconds. [Popeater]

Octomom Nadya Suleman: "I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them." She's like the patron saint of Teen Mom. [Daily Mail]

"The secret significance of Kate Middleton's charm bracelet": It was a gift from Camilla. Between that and Diana's ring, Kate's arms are now completely controlled by her in-laws. Queen Elizabeth is planning a sterling silver ankle shackles birthday gift. [People]

Prince Harry might be having "secret trysts" with this (pictured at right) well-born lingerie model daughter of an Old Etonian wine merchant. [Sun]

Explaining the secret to anti-aging, Prince "embark[ed] on a baroque explanation that takes in an illustration of celestial mechanics involving a candle (the sun) and a sugar cube (the Earth); DNA research; his late father's Alzheimer's disease; the reason he doesn't celebrate his birthday ('If you look in the Bible there's no birthdays'); the importance of study; God's concept of time; and the Purple Rain tour. 'Time is a mind construct,' he finally concludes, setting his candle and sugar cube aside. 'It's not real.'" [Guardian, Refinery29]