Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You are DOMINIC DEEGAN, the most awesome, badass motherfucker on the planet. There ain't nothin' you can't do, bitch, 'cause you're a seer and you can predict everything that has ever happened or is ever likely to happen. You're just that good, man. You also have a bunch of other powers that seem to materialize whenever it's most convenient, so you've also got that going for you.

So anyway, given that you are a seer with nearly omnipotent powers of clairvoyance and other random shit at your disposal, what are you going to do today?

STRANGLE that motherfucking cat that you own.KICK BACK and bask in your own glory
See where that snaggletoothed FIANCEE of yours wentTELEPORT yourself into some high adventure so you can fuck bitches, get money