UFO falling from sky is actually the U.S. economy

An unidentified flying object was spotted slowly falling from the sky nearly five years ago. The nature of the object has been under scrutiny since it was first seen by a Georgia homeless man.

To some the object was a chance to learn about the universe while to others it was the resurrection of L. Ron Hubbard.

No doubt that many people believed the gigantic monolithic object that was slowly and painfully falling for five years was going to be a huge event.

As it got closer over the months the object became easier to see and many homeless men nation wide started claiming to "SEENT DA WHOLE TING!" however after several government experts viewed the object, they have concluded that the object is actually that of the U.S. economy that has been in a painfully slow free fall.

Many have suggested shooting it out of the sky just to end its misery, but this was deemed impossible by many politicians citing that the object is just "Too big to fail."

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