Russian Urine Exported for Health Purposes

A website has started selling Russian urine for export to the U.S. armed with a slogan that reads "Russian Urine Against Doctor's Scalpel."

The company has been established for eight tears and all of its urine donors are carefully vetted. I presumed that this was for drug tests and the like, but apparently it is also for brewing and health purposes.

Why Russian urine? The website claims their wee, and their wee alone, contains unique healing powers. You can select from several types of urine on the website, including the "Sea Breeze," "Hunter's Brew," "Not Filtered," and "Original." Oh, and they're said to all differ in taste--yuck!