a DaWg'S MuSiNgS!!!!!!

sO- eYe wUZ paRTyiNG wIt mY dAwG'S wHen eYE rEmeMbered iT wuZ mY TuRn 2 buY ThE cooRS. eYe doN't mAkE a loT oF mONey beING meeGan & JuJU's dAwg, sO eyE haD 2 pAWn mY plAYsTaTion. wHEn eYe wEnT lAteR 2 gEt iT bACk, thE oWneR haD pOSteD a "No dAWG's aLLowED" sIGn. tHAt wuZ sOoOoO mESseD uP!! anD thEn My RoommATes WeRe mAd 'cAusE eYe tHRew Up iN thE kiTChen-- eYE toLD thEM: EYE'm DruNK & eYe'm a DaWg. eYE cleAneD uP thA mESs 2 shUT thEm uP, bUt eyE peEd iN thE sINk 4 ReVeNge.

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wHEn EyE weNT 4 a WaLK wit jUJu (eYE diDn't rEALly nEEd 2 gO, eyE waNTed 2 cHEck OUt thA hoNEys bY dA pOOL) mY ceLLphONe rAnG. iT wuz mY dAWg AsKIng mE if hE coULD boRROw the LaTeSt isSue oF mAXim. tHaT duDe iS sO chEAp: doN't beCOMe fRienD's wiTH buLLdawgS. tHEy sPEnd All THeiR Ca$h oN A nICe gRiLL, aND aT dA cLUb, thEy Don'T haVe YoUr baCK.