1966: Moving to California because it's cool2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1966: Seeds and stems2016: Roughage

1966: Hoping for a BMW2016: Hoping for a BM

1966: Going to a new, hip joint2016: Receiving a new hip joint

1966: Rolling Stones2016: Kidney Stones

1966: Screw the system2016: Upgrade the system

1966: Disco2016: Costco

1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut2016: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1966: Passing the drivers' test2016: Passing the vision test

1966: Whatever2016: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!

1966: Moving to California because it's cool2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1966: Seeds and stems2016: Roughage

1966: Hoping for a BMW2016: Hoping for a BM

1966: Going to a new, hip joint2016: Receiving a new hip joint

1966: Rolling Stones2016: Kidney Stones

1966: Screw the system2016: Upgrade the system

1966: Disco2016: Costco

1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut2016: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1966: Passing the drivers' test2016: Passing the vision test

1966: Whatever2016: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

Lol I've never had cable

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

Nope, on the stove like it's meant to be

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

Yes we can

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

I might be able to figure it out.

So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!

1966: Moving to California because it's cool2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1966: Seeds and stems2016: Roughage

1966: Hoping for a BMW2016: Hoping for a BM

1966: Going to a new, hip joint2016: Receiving a new hip joint

1966: Rolling Stones2016: Kidney Stones

1966: Screw the system2016: Upgrade the system

1966: Disco2016: Costco

1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut2016: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1966: Passing the drivers' test2016: Passing the vision test

1966: Whatever2016: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

Lol I've never had cable

You poor thing

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

Nope, on the stove like it's meant to be

I can hear your arteries hardening.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

Yes we can

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

I might be able to figure it out.

But I'll bet you couldn't change the ribbon.

So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!

1966: Moving to California because it's cool2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1966: Seeds and stems2016: Roughage

1966: Hoping for a BMW2016: Hoping for a BM

1966: Going to a new, hip joint2016: Receiving a new hip joint

1966: Rolling Stones2016: Kidney Stones

1966: Screw the system2016: Upgrade the system

1966: Disco2016: Costco

1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut2016: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1966: Passing the drivers' test2016: Passing the vision test

1966: Whatever2016: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

Lol I've never had cable

You poor thing

Nah, it was nice having a childhood. Besides, I have youtube.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

Nope, on the stove like it's meant to be

I can hear your arteries hardening.

Lol, yeah.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

Yes we can

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

I might be able to figure it out.

But I'll bet you couldn't change the ribbon.

I don't even know what changing the ribbon means.

So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!