Tony Parker: Robbed

Allegedly, by the man who was supposed to be guarding his stuff (in a very literal sense): “A security guard hired to watch over Tony Parker’s home has been accused of attempting to hawk on Craigslist an autographed Michael Jordan jersey he swiped from the Spurs guard’s personal gymnasium. Bexar County Sheriff’s deputies arrested 22-year-old Christopher James Carolan after linking him to a posting on the online classified Web site for the jersey. Deputies said Carolan resigned from the security company a day before the jersey was advertised on the Web site.”