bashing opposite sex

I recently ran into a situation where women were bashing men.
Seems like a no-big-deal, but it upsets me.
That is because i came from an abusive childhood.
And any sort of bashing upsets me.

Well, I need to get over it, like now, because it is making me crazy.
So, this thread is to be devoted to bashing the opposite sex.
To be fair - both sides are invited to bash away.

This is intended to desensitize me. I sure hope it works.

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SO here is goes -

Why do married men die yonger than their wives.
Because they want to.

Have you ever met a hapily married man?
No.

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ok - you try.
Remember this is to help me to be less sensitive.
So it is all right.

go

But remember - you cannot bash a particular person.
And your bashing has to be funny.
And you have to keep it light - this is not an opportunity to make anyone else feel bad.
Thsi exercise is actually to promote a little humor and increase all our kindness toward others.

A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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the last paragraph is false a women would have to leave the kitchen before all that happens.