Under the cover of darkness last night, Lindsanity was swept away from her cell in Lynwood prison to be relocated to a place where she actually might get some help - rehab!

Dina Lohan waited the respectful 12 hours before she started fame-whoring speaking with the press about her brief reunion with her daughter. Orange Oprah explained:

"I was finally able to hug my daughter [last night] after two long weeks of speaking to her from behind a glass wall. Lindsay is doing well, and is appreciative of the hundreds of well-wishers she has received."

There are hundreds??? Wow! (And also, WHY???)

Dina was asked to comment on the rumor that she and the entire Lohan family was angry with the last minute change of rehab venue, but she insisted that wasn't the case. She said she was happy her daughter was with the "utmost professionals" and in "very good hands."

The whole family needs to be isolated from one another and seperately treated. Only Michael Locohan needs to be boated out to PLUM ISLAND and treated by HAZMAT because he is STILL trying to spread his STD's!

He's like a retarded mongrel dog that just won't stop humping everything it sees.

This woman is a pathetic excuse for a mother. Her child will be doomed for failure unless she stops making excuses for her. When Dina is burying Lindsay, she'll still be blaming everyone else except herself-ish.

Perez, I love your sight and I think you are really funny. BUT - you are taking this lindsay lohan story and blowing it all out of proportion. You are cyber bullying, libelling, making defamatory remarks - i dont know how you get away with not being sued 2death - your sucking the judges dick yeah? Stop harassing the girl, of course her family love her, especially her mother and her father is clearly unwell, stop giving him the attention he wants.
Lindsay Lohan obviosly has health issues which are being addressed, she's in the best place, she deserves a chance to sort her life out in private and she will never recover her public image if the likes of you keep bashing her and holding her down.
Find someone else to tear to shreds you horrible excuse for a human being.
Lindsay and family be strong, be brave and hold your heads up high you have nothing to be ashamed of. Dont listen to the haters - truth is they are only jealous.
Lindsay lohan is one of the finest actresses of our generation and you'd be well to remember that. She's got more talent that you perez - so what does that make you?
Now, rant finished. Preach amen.

The best thing she could do for Lindsay is to stop denying there is a problem. She just looks stupid. She should also admit she's a bad parent and get help for her own problems. She is a big part of the reason why Lindsay is such a mess.

Zayn previewed the duet by posting a black and white pic of himself with Swifty on his Instagram -- but hey, she is bestiez with his girlfriend Gigi Hadid, so it wouldn't be unusual that they hang out... But collab?!