Boba Fett Caption Contest #17

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Editor'sPick

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Author

Date

Fan'sChoice

1

Hey, somebody must have flipped the negative again. I'm actually right handed.

Josh B. of Lafayette

141543360011/08/2014

0

Currently 0.00/1

2

So, doc, ever since I've been unmasked, pictures of my face have been all over the holonet. So, I want you to make me a new face.

Cecilia

122189400009/20/2008

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1

Bernie Mac: Like my new suit?

BFFC-Draco

122189400009/20/2008

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1

I'd like a large french fry, and a Whopper...one diet Coke...ummm; another Whopper, a salad, and uhhhh...a Triple Whopper.
20 dollars!? I'll disintigrate you!!!

Mandalore Hunter

122189400009/20/2008

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1

it aint easy bein a hardass and a gorilla cameo.

Antonio Rocha

122189400009/20/2008

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1

No, seriously, I will kill you.

Merciless Mandalore

122198040009/21/2008

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2

So, never figured I was this ugly huh?

Theat Eight Four

122198040009/21/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

If you like this you should see my other "gun"

Matthew Wright

122198040009/21/2008

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1

The last guy almost laughed when I told him he was a dead man...just like you.

Revan

122206680009/22/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

2

The Fresh Bounty Hunter of Bel-Air

Cujo

122206680009/22/2008

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Tell one more time that my death in Episode 6 was real, Mr. Lucas, or I'll shoot you.

clone um i like look better yah

yes i did just get nose surgery... Why do you ask?

I got plastic surgery on my nose and... uh, lets just say things didn't work out the way that I'd hoped

logan

122232600009/25/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

"Remember kiddies, Just Say No To Spice! You don't want someone like ME coming after you, now do you?"

FettFan Darth Taiter

122232600009/25/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

Doctor: Why dont you like your nose job?
Boba: Well doc.........when I got home, I looked into the mirror....... and I wasnt too happy with what I saw.

True Warrior

122249880009/27/2008

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2

"You only wish I looked this good."

Fett II

122249880009/27/2008

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2

"You think I'm bad? Get a look at Vader!"

Marcus Starwind

122249880009/27/2008

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

You *honestly* don't know who I am? You're kidding, right?

FettFan Darth Taiter

122258520009/28/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

2

The difference between you and me...I make this look good.

MandoGirl0415

122275800009/30/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

Yo, Back in the day, when I was a slave, livin' life in the fast lane like in a pot race. And I an't into drama, cuz I'm the coolest bounty hunter and no man be better than me. 6feet, got the imperial fleet backin'
me up, with the attempt to defeat. I'm with the death star, cuz they give me payments on my car.
Yo, my back pack's got jets, Cuz I'm Boba, the Fett. Well, I bounty hunt for Jabba hutt to finance my vette. Well, I chilled in deep space, and a mask is over my face. And you can talk and slack and chat all day, but my time I don't like to waste. GET DOWN!!! wOrD

Rowan Jo Mama

122284440010/01/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

You wanna know how i got these scars?...

regimas

122301720010/03/2008

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2

Thank you for coming, I need to talk to you about a very sensitive subject ... What flavor of Girl Scout cookies do you want?

Arc Fett

122301720010/03/2008

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1

And this was BEFORE the Sarlacc? Good lord...

Mandal

122396760010/14/2008

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1

You and me we got some unfinished bisness to take care of.
(smirk, Aims blaster at dudes head)

ee-3

122483160010/24/2008

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1

You think I look scary now? Come see me in ten more years, and I'll show you something terrifying. But, then I'll have to kill you.

Sarlacc_25

122517720010/28/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

"Guess what, Han? It's time for your carbonite bath..."

FettFanDT

122587200011/05/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

Boba: While my helmet is in the shop, i sit here with my blaster, and anybody who sees my face, well, lets just say they dont have a happy ending
Random guy: huh?
Boba: well you saw my face, sucks to be you
Bang

Arc-Fett

122656320011/13/2008

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Currently 0.00/1

1

Your Late. and where is my complimentry Blue Milk?

Tom

122673600011/15/2008

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1

Man I wish I got 1000000000000000 credits instead of versing other bounty hunters

ANGEL

122682240011/16/2008

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2

Doc, I keep having these nightmares about flying out of control and feeling a great deal of shame. What do you think?

fairyblood

122690880011/17/2008

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Look, Vader, I'm not telling you how to dress, all I'm saying is chicks dig *Mando* armor.

FettFan DT

122699520011/18/2008

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.