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Happy New Year! Porn, Costume & House-hunting adventures

I spent my NYE watching Battlestar Galactica in a hot tub eating fish and chips. Best night ever if I wasn’t alone. Oh well, next year I’ll have to throw a party or something I think!

First NaughtyNerdy update of the new year: Blowjob in the bush photos!

I thought the new year was the perfect time for my latest hardcore set. Next week up is the video which I adore, because I can remember the look on his face while I sucked his cock. Pleased with myself 😉

Well, I still haven’t found a house yet. I feel super intrusive couch surfing and not having the internet is killing me! BFF and I looked at two houses on Wednesday but nothing good so far. I think we are going to have to move to the suburbs to find a decent 3 bedroom place with aircon. There is NO WAY I’m moving into a place without aircon. It’s 40 degrees Celsius today and I’m melting. It’s looking to be a long and extremely consistently hot summer in Melbourne. The sun here isn’t like in some other places, we have super high radiation from ozone depletion so being out in the sun isn’t just yucky and hot- it’s dangerous. A 10 minute walk to the shops is literally enough to burn me to lobster shade and leave icky tanlines which is what happened Wednesday. I like my milky white computer tan more than this weird strappy dress and sunglasses tan, lol!

Costumes Update- Eva, Fionna, BSG Deckhand.

I’ve finished my Evangelion shoot (Mari and Mari x Asuka), as per the few bts photos I posted a few days ago.

I’m looking for a backpack and some plus size thigh high white socks for my Adventure Time Fionna costume. The licensed bags look… weird. If anyone knows where to get American Apparel style thigh high’s with a large top circumference let me know. They sort of look like giant football socks XD

My knuckle-dragger BSG deckhand jumpsuit arrived and I’m making a few modifications. I need to get some dogtags and boots while I wait for the undershirts to arrive. Not sure where I should shoot this location wise. Maybe I can find an empty factory or something that looks like the Hangar deck. Any ideas, shout out 🙂