Malcolm asks ``Why is Walt Disney World like Viagra?'' and is rapidly
Albanianed. Brian looks up the answer, involving waiting an hour for
a two-minute ride, and narrowly escapes being Albanianed.

A motion to have the society wait an hour for a two-minute ride fails
for lack of a second.

Some discussion of next week's mystery hunt ensues, and Brian
demolishes Brad's arguments defending its moral virtue because it
caters to non-students. Brad says this is

A motion to run canals across the universe to avert its inevitable
heat death chickens 5-1-6 plus Spehn.

A motion to declare Harvard the center for all the suck in the
universe passes 7-2-3 plus Spehn, despite the redundancy: Vericon is happening
at Harvard. If you write down everything that happens
there2, you could put it on a chip.

Malcolm and Andy talk about Modest Robot and Pervy Rabbit.

In a matrix vote:
A motion to pretend he was talking about bananas passes 6-2-5 plus Spehn.
A motion to commend Jamie for not listening passes 7-4-2 plus Spehn.
A motion to have a matrix vote fails 2-5-3 plus Spehn.