And I'm not the first person, nor will I be the last, to point out what a complete crock of shit it is that she (and plenty of other heterosexual people) can run off to Vegas (or anywhere, really), and get married for any fucking reason at all. But I can't get married, even if I jump through all the arbitrary hoops and clear all the arbitrary hurdles and *gasp* have someone I love that I want to make that commitment to.