KICKER Who better to make light of the presidential campaign and the candidates than funny former congressional staffers? Song parodies of current events (Putin on a Blitz) are likely, as are favorite bits such as "Lirty Die."

KICKER Seinfeld, whose voice graced Bee Movie and whose presence shares center stage with Bill Gates in Windows Vista commercials, returns to the stage to do what he does almost as well as playing himself on Seinfeld. The stand-up grew up in Massapequa, N.Y., which he likes to say is American Indian for "by the mall."

The Dane Terry Show JAMES' CLUB 88, 55 W. LONG ST. (614-223-1213, WWW.JAMESCLUB88.COM)

SHOWTIME 8:30 p.m. Wednesday

ADMISSION free

KICKER As he did last month, humorous pianist Terry will tape his talk-variety show, which will be shown on YouTube.