8. Dallas Mavericks Win It All
Brian Cardinal > LeBron James for the Mavs' first title in franchise history.

7. Final Four in HoustonThere was the party, and then the most unmemorable game in title history: A snoozer between Connecticut and Butler, which, because it sucked so bad, kind of makes it super memorable.

6. A Coach's Batshit-Crazy Wife
Kristi Malzahn, wife of Auburn's outgoing offensive coordinator Gus (he recently took the head job at Arkansas State), is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Yay, playoffs?

5. Case Keenum Comeback
They totally blew it in the Conference USA championship game, but without the return of the now-record holder in multiple offensive categories, GameDay wouldn't have posted up at UH and Kevin Sumlin probably wouldn't have been tagged as Texas A&M's head coach.

4. The NFL and NBA Seasons are Saved
Both leagues got their stuff together and made the regular season happen. NBA players should be all rested up as they head towards the league's Christmas Day openers.