Deals Of The Day - Monday 7th May

It’s a bank holiday and appropriately, the roads will be filled with bewildered day-trippers, tootling about the place as they aim to make the most of the bonus workless day.

Unfortunately, they’re called ‘bank holiday drivers’ for a reason, a bunch of confused, slow-moving Mr Toads clogging up the roads and generally upsetting the rest of us real people. You’re far better off staying in and investing £14.95 in DIRT 3 for the Xbox or PS3. It’s the complete edition and we’re filling up the rest of the paragraph by copying and pasting the fact that it’s got “more cars, more locations, more routes and more events than any other game in the series, including over 50 rally cars representing the very best from five decades of the sport.” There. The end.

4 comments

Jack

The Samsung monitor deal isn't the best one. You can get it for £105 without the shit speakers and £1 HDMI cable on Amazon (£124.98 and you can claim the VAT back with Samsung in their currently running promo).

I'm so happy that cunt Mark Cavendish fell off his daft roadie bike then got run over by one of his 'fellow' competitors. Roadies are absolute cunts and deserve to be knocked off under a big 'fuck-off' truck carrying lead and nuclear waste.

You're right Mike. All roadies are total cunts. We get in the way, ride 3 abreast at 10mph on narrow roads, get our bikes half price using the cycle to work scheme and we generally have bad attitude towards other people.