Carrie Nation chopped up a bar with her little hatchetCarrie Nation was not cool unlike the nice Nurse RatchetBig Carrie was seldom graciousHer temperance being tenaciousDrop that drink -I hear her I think- chopping in her casket

Girls are gracile when they walk with voices high and sweetMen have big heads and when they walk they walk on clumsy feetHear this saying honed and homespunThe math of sex is one plus one is one Which sex is smartest let me think...men -in a heartbeat

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