I have comment karma because I browse Reddit until I'm seeing the posts that are going to hit the top of /sub/all, but haven't yet, so then I just make a shit comment on one of the top posts and every once in a while people upvote it. Like this comment.

Yeah it is, rediscovered it whilst browsing through my Plex library, Ted Danson is too funny in it

That's the beauty. The dickbutt is everything. The entire gif is a proverbial dickbutt. The mere fact you watched that 10 times is in essence a dickbutt. The fact we are mentioning dickbutt is a dickbutt. The fact that reddit exist for us to discuss dickbutt is a dickbutt. In fact the very creation of the internet is, when stripped of all it's illusory devices, a dickbutt. Does that dickbutt make any sense?

Hehe, actually I'm pretty relaxed. I don't even have any religious relatives.

There is something I need to tell you, and I think after three months you are ready for The TruthTM .

I am really sorry about that and I hope that some day you'll be able to forgive me. I hope you are sitting down: Not every title of a reddit post represents an actual experience of OP. Some are just made up for comedic value.

ninja edit: posted the wrong gif. Always make sure to ctrl-c before you ctrl-v. :P