If I had A Billion Dollars....

So you wake up and your ridiculously rich…. What is the first thing you do???

Me? I rent a private jet and a party bus and pick up all my friends and go to New York where I rent out the top of the Waldorf Astoria and then see how long it takes up to spend 5 million…. Hey I’m trying to do my part to help the economy!!!

Let’s say you woke up tomorrow and realized you’d become a BILLIONAIRE overnight. What’s the first thing you would do? Here are six of the best answers we’ve heard . . .

1. Call a lawyer, accountant, and financial planner before talking to ANYONE else.

2. Call work, quit, go back to sleep.

3. Not call work, go back to sleep, and let them fire you.

4. Obviously eat celebratory bacon for breakfast.

5. Take the dog for a walk, because he has to pee first thing in the morning and doesn’t care whether you’ve become a billionaire or not. But I’d use that walk to think about things to do with a billion dollars, like hire a dog walker.

6. Anyone who says “Call a lawyer” is wrong. The FIRST thing you’d do is uncontrollably dance, laugh, and scream.