Hear ye, hear ye: Victoria Beckham has picked a day to give birth. The blessed event (a scheduled Cesarian) will take place on July 4th in Los Angeles. A source says: "Victoria and David love America, its culture and her people, who have welcomed them with open arms." The 4th of July is also their 12th wedding anniversary! The baby girl will probably have a name that "pays tribute" to the U.S. — "Atlanta" is a possibility. Not bad. Better than, say, "Pittsburgh." [Showbiz Spy]

Maria Shriver has hired a divorce lawyer, but, according to a source, "Maria hasn't decided yet if she wants to end her marriage." [People]
"Arnold's Baby Mom & Maria — Preggo at Same Time." [TMZ]

Official Jennifer Aniston Love Life Rumor: She is dating Justin Theroux. Hot. Remember when he played an Irish gangster in Charlie's Angels? I do. Rawr. [Showbiz Spy]

Wow, great news: The Louisiana high school Sandra Bullock "adopted" in 2007 held its graduation on Tuesday. Every single student of the 220-member senior class graduated. The students have been offered a total of $4,625,100 in scholarship money from different colleges. Sandy says: "I cannot express how proud I am of the 2011 graduating class at Warren Easton. To achieve a 100% graduation rate just goes to show that the recipe for success lies under that roof. People who believe, people who love and support, and people who don't take no for an answer." [CNN]

Lily Allen is stressed out, you guys. She Tweeted: "Tip of the day: don't ever get married, its a nightmare, and everyone involved (or not as the case may be) turns into a c**t." [Contact Music]

Lady Gaga has the number one spot on The Forbes Celebrity 100. The Almighty Oprah is number two. Deal with it. (Justin Bieber is three. Question the meaning of life.) [Just Jared]

Lady Gaga on having kids: "I think at some point, yeah, I'll have a family and babies and all those things, but not right now. Not for a while. Right now I have lots of fans. I'm giving birth to lots of little monsters, so I need to keep down the stretch marks." [ONTD]

Jersey Shore's Deena almost fell of a bridge in Italy. And by almost, I mean not really, not at all. Photos at the link. [Daily Mail]

Oh, wow. The father of January Jones's baby is married. She had an affair on the set of X-Men: First Class, and some of the married men in the cast include Matthew Vaughn, James MacAvoy, Kevin Bacon and Oliver Platt. Hmm. [Yeeeah]

Beyoncé is draped in some kind of rabid monkey fur on the cover of her new album, 4. [Just Jared]

Here is a story about how Janice Dickinson put her false teeth in a napkin and then lost the napkin and had to crawl under a table in a fancy restaurant to try and find her choppers. [Page Six]

George Clooney is "over" his hot girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, but he doesn't know how to break up with her. (Yeah, right.) [News.com.au]

Filmmaker Lars Von Trier — who recently said he is a Nazi who "understands" Hitler — has been banned from Cannes. [HuffPo]

Blind item! "Which famous beauty who spends endless hours and energy toning her sculpted body is now concentrating on trying to get pregnant? She's been undergoing secret fertility treatments in LA." [Page Six]

"Kurt [Cobain] was a really sweet man, and we never had sex." — Michael Stipe. [Contact Music]

"I don't know about twitter. I don't want to tell people what I'm doing every second. But I do want to start a blog on my Facebook. It'd be fun to blog about fashion, beauty, and just things I like. Kind of a lifestyle blog." — Vanessa Hudgens. [Contact Music]

"This is a memory I suppressed until only a few years ago when, in rehab, it came flooding back. Therapy will do that to you." — Scott Weiland was raped when he was 12 years old. [Huffington Post]