The Fox and her Bag

Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go.

This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. As you can see – head to toe budget, low classy.

Her other bag – boyfriend Brian Austin Green – was also there though there were very few photos of them taken together…and he wasn’t happy about it. You’ll recall, he refuted rumours of a split last week - am told she seemed reluctant to pose with him and the two were seen snipping at each other later on the evening. Word is she’ll cut him loose once and for all by the end of the year… no matter the consequences.