Friday, May 05, 2006

5 Things 4 Cinco de Mayo

Cobag is the new Snakes On A Plane. It won't be as big but it won't disappear into "You can call me Ray" style obscurity as quickly as S.O.A.P. will. Where exactly is the beef?

How come all the online lyrics websites only have Lady Miss Kir's part but not the rap lyrics Q-Tip delivers at the end for Groove Is In The Heart?

I seem to have generated controversy over the use of the word Cocksucker. I use it not to point out distaste for homosexuality. I have absolutely no problem with whatever or whomever any man or woman chooses to love so long as it's not a defenseless child. There is simply no gender neutral or masculine form of the word Cunt. Some might argue Dick is the masculine curse but clearly it doesn't carry quite the punch that Cunt does. Besides it's OK to say it on TV whereas Cunt is not. Cocksucker is the closest masculine insult and it gets the kind of rise out of men that Cunt gets out of women.

Finally, I'm thinking of renaming this site for the fourth time. I like "Dean Rules!" It's kind of an inside joke from my Penn State days and it indicates how full of myself I really am which is important to convey to outsiders. However, two individuals have recently addressed me simply as "Dean!" and I find it to be forcefull and commanding. I'll probably leave it as "Dean Rules!"

Cocksucker, cunt, chorizo, mmm... chorizo. If anyone has a problem with the use of those words they're Gay. er... (straight) gay, not (gay) gay...although they might be. Uh... "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

In other comments; how about changing the title to "Fresh!" or just "!!!!"

"Some'in' [looks] in this torso[heart] gotta ya [bone ya] knowdelightful, truly delightfulmakin' it, doin' it, 'specially at a showfeelin' kinda high like a Hendrix hazemusic makes ________ moves like a mazeall inside of me, all especiallyhilt of the rhythm, where I wanna beflowin' blown with electric eyesa dip to the dive, baby you'll realizebaby you'll see the funk inside of mebaby you'll see that rhythm is the keyget get ready with _________________stomp on the street when I hear a funk beatplayin pied piper, follow what's truebaby just sing about the groove"

Words in brackets indicate possible if not probable lyrics. Gaps made with underscore indicate a failing of my ears to decifer lyrics.