Saying What We're All Thinking Of Yelling of the Day: On last night's AC360, Anderson Cooper took his Honesty Hammer(tm) to the single greatest threat our future existence has ever faced: The Smooshing Scourge known as Snooki.

Breaking Jersey Shore News of the Day: MTV isn't letting Jersey Shore's fourth season shooting delays slow down the brand's momentum, announcing today that it has greenlighted not one, but two Shore spinoffs set to air next year.

Sizzle Reel of the Day: K-Town, AKA the Asian-America Jersey Shore, gets one step closer with the release of this sleazy sizzle reel. The show has apparently been picked up, but no word on where or when it will air.