You probably could have guessed eddie2, was going to ask a question about some sort of clan war, right?

12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?

THESEXLAD!! Can I call you TheSexlad? What stimulates you on Conquer Club? If I pet you, will you purr? How does it feel to be a Discussions mod? If you met the saxophone player in your avatar, what would you do? Are you edible, and do you taste like fried chicken? Who is your role-model on CC? Where's the cream filling? Where's the beef? Where did I put my car keys?

It's ten years from now. lackattack has just officially announced CC's 15th birthday and the tragedy that Andy died in a plane crash of one of Dole's banana shipment planes as a stow away. Shocked by the news, you weep bitterly sitting at your computer in your one bedroom apartment. After mostly collecting yourself, you go back to your discussion mod duties, as you have done for the past ten and a half years, checking your inbox first. Surprisingly, you see lackattack himself has PM'd you. Hand still quivering and possibly more so now, you click on the PM link, titled "Important - Please Respond ASAP". Holding your breath, you read the message carefully, so as to not miss even a punctuation mark. lackattack has offered you AndyDufresne's job as community manager and notifies you that you will be in charge for the next month, as he vacationing in Fiji to focus on family for the month. He says that your word is law, and he trusts any decisions you make over the course of his vacation. You respond immediately, gratefully accepting the position. What is your first order of business and how would you change things over the one month period?

If cute little bunnies took over the world, would you still keep your rabbit's foot for good luck? If you could be any kind of mod, which would you choose? Can I call you TheSexlad, or would that be inappropriate? Do you have the hots for rds? (Don't lie - I know you do ) If the dice were your girlfriend, would you 1) take her on a hot date 2) break up with her, or 3) take over the world?

Streaker wrote:What do you like the most? Either having someone lynched, or track someone down at night and kill him?

way to keep it classy...

lynching - The general meaning is an execution by a mob. It is most often associated with the ritual murder of Blacks, especially by hanging, to maintain white supremacy through the use of terrorism. ...