Red Carpet Rundown: Celebrities Step Out For The Super Bowl

“A lingerie model walks into the International Space Station and Aleksandr Samokutyayev says…”

Some kind of major sporting event occurred this weekend and celebrities came out of the woodwork for various sponsored parties. Apparently in observance of an event called the Super Bowl, a bunch of large companies threw lavish parties with expansive gifting suites, luring out the likes of Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Greene and more in their tightest, brightest and shortest.

Solange Knowles is famous, at this point, for wearing “fashion forward” clothes and being a “style star.” And covering “Stillness Is The Move.” We’re assuming that’s Alexander WangSportMax. Also, we like her lipstick.

We’re surprised that Sofía Vergara‘s stylist let her out in a dress that’s been worn one million times already… unless…. look at the irregular pattern of the dots? Could it be–sweet God in Heaven–is that a knockoff?!

Kate Upton attends the GQ Super Bowl party, dressed in that “model off duty” way, only with heels. And a smile.