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Ménage à trois in Hong Kong ;)

It’s 5 AM and I stumble out of Neptunes 2, a rather sleazy establishment in Wan Chai. I’m nicely sauced, courtesy of an Indian millionaire I befriended during the night. The sun was coming up; it hurt my eyes. I find myself alone, patrolling the main strip in search of a taxi. Although I hadn’t scored, my mood was merry nonetheless. A giggling duo cross my path. They were cute, with caramel complexions. I don”t hesitate…

ME: “Hey, where are guys from?”

GIRL 1: “We’re from the Philippines…”

ME: “Really! I’m going there in two days!?”

GIRL 1: “Wow! You will have fun..”

GIRL 2: “Because you are handsome!”

ME: “Ha! Thank you! You too!”

I continued on my way.

GIRL 1: “Hey, where are you going now?”

ME: “Home. I’m going home.”

GIRL 2: “No, stay with us!”

ME: “No, I should go home. It’s morning.”

GIRL 1: “Come on, we will buy you a drink!”

GIRL 2: “Yeah, come on!”

How could I resist?

True to their word, they brought me to the nearest disco bar and got me a beer. It tasted sweet. I played it shy and innocent, just happy to get a free drink! Before I even had a chance to sit down, the girls grabbed my hands and pulled me to an empty dance floor. They bumped & grinded around me. Everyone stared. It was a Mark sandwich. I felt like a god. Things were going well, too well…

We got a table and started chatting. The conversation was lighthearted and I tried to be charming and funny. Everything was going smoothly. But alas, I was approaching the end of my bottle. I had already told them I was only staying for one drink. The gig was up. The girls start smiling at each other and speaking Tagalog. What was going on? I didn’t know where I stood, the whole situation seemed strange.

GIRL 2: “OK, I think we go home now..”

My heart sunk. They got up to leave.

GIRL 1: “Let’s get a taxi.. Where do you live?”

ME: “Kowloon…”

GIRL 2: “You are a lucky guy tonight… Let’s go!”

BINGO.

Yes, 20 minutes later I had two sexy Filipinas laid out naked on my bed waiting to be fucked…

What happened next I’ll leave to your imagination!

😉 😉 😉

After orgasms all round, we exchanged pictures and phone numbers. They kissed me goodbye and left..

I couldn’t go to sleep. I got dressed, went outside, got myself a beer in the nearest 7/11 and just walked around. The streets were swarmed with people going to work. I wondered the streets of Hong Kong, beer in hand at 8 in the morning. People stared. I didn’t care. I felt utterly liberated. It was the best feeling in the whole fucking world.

Man, reminds me of Indonesia.. you feel like a damn king after something like this happens.. basically your story reminded me of the good times and makes me want to go back out and live the expat life.. thanks for cheering me up dude!

Ah the impromtu 3some!
They always sneak up on me, I’m as little sauced, and the next thing I know there’s three of us in the taxi heading back to someone’s place.
The last time this happened to me was at Stadium a few months ago in Jakarta. 🙂

I had my threesome shot with a German and Italian. Going back to the hotel (gold coast) Queensland Australia and my mates have the fukn keys. They finally arrive to let me in and do the deed and my mate ends up with the German and I grab the gorgeous Italian flag.

Fuk. Haha but 20 countries in the next year I will get my shot again. Alot of them the idea came from this site. Thanks Mark

hahaha! I was actually doing research for my trip to Sarajevo and your site came up! Can’t believe you got a 3-some in HK for free! (I’m from HK, local born and bred HK-Chinese and now living in London) I guess it helps that you are quite cute. If you aren’t then they probably would charge you for it. 😉

…Hong Kong is pretty badass! Had a great few days there last year. Surprisingly, lots of beautiful and full bodied African girls abound. But my only hookup was on my last night with a super cute Filipina I met at Neptunes (I forget which)… Beautiful smile, awesome body, great fun all around. Kinda happened late in the game like your 3-some but, I had to pay over a hundred US! But OMG was it worth it…

Well this happens all the time. In Wanchai so easy to meet Filipinas or indonesian. You can bring home one or more girls for free is just easy.
The rule is never to pay a drink to a girl, then you will get the girl(s).

And the funny thing is that most foreigners will pay drink to girls, and then many girls will ask money for sex. When you don’t pay anything, but be nice, you just get the girls for free, because it’s nicer for them to go sleep in your place rather than their tiny rooms. They have nothing to lose.

I call bullshit.
At 6am in Wanchai the only women left on the strip are those too fkn ugly to get taken home hours before. Or maybe they were and you got sloppy seconds…
Any bitches still hangin around at 6am are on the game, and those girls go nowhere for free.

Reminds me of virtually the same scenario for me (two filipinas, in wan chai!) I pipelined this lovely girl for some time before heading to hong kong, we were due to meet on my last night there but she flaked out for some reason. I was PISSED!!! especially as for the best part of my time in hong kong I was staying with a friend and on the last night i booked into a hotel for the sole purpose of meeting her.

Anyway, angry, I decide “fuck it, I’m going to get drunk!” so I take a meander down towards the bars in wanchai (I had booked in to Novatel Wanchai) and walk into a bar where there is some filipino band playing live (not great, but not awful either) strike up a conversation with a pinay girl who appears to be alone. Shes cute and seems quite vicarious, probably about a 6.5/7. Turns out she is waiting for her friend to join her, they are both admin girls in a bank somewhere. Her friend turns up and is a solid 8. At this point im a bit disappointed that i’ve started conversation with the first chick!

Night goes on and somehow I end up in the middle between them, after a few drinks with all of us lathered up and genuinely enjoying banter and conversation/drinks, (and, as with naughtynomad) the girls having a couple of back and forth conversations in Tagalog with me feeling like a foreign idiot in the middle not knowing what they are on about, the hotter one leans accross and suggests we buy some more drinks and go to my room. Confused me for a moment until I look at girl number one who is smiling at both of us.

At this point I am thinking JACKPOT but also trying not to count my chickens. its only when we get outside and both women slip their arms into mine that I know i’m on a promise.