We’ve been squirmy with anticipation for Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk’s American Horror Story: Asylum ever since the announcement was made that season one star Jessica Lange would be reprising a role in the FX series.

This time around she’ll be playing the formidable nun, Sister Jude. Lange stars alongside returning alums Frances Conroy, Evan Peters, Zachary Quinto, Lily Rabe, and Sarah Paulson inside the mental institution, Briarcliff Manor. The now abandoned hospital was a former tuberculosis ward purchased by the Catholic Church in 1962. James Cromwell, Joseph Fiennes, Lizzie Brocheré, Chloë Sevigny, and Ian McShane are amongst the newcomers joining them. We can’t wait for more over-the-top scares, pervy encounters, and dysfunctional drama.

To add to the insanity, we’ve created our official American Horror Story: Asylum drinking game, complete with recommended cocktails. Grab a glass, and say a few Hail Marys before heading past the break to play along with us.

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Take a drink whenever…

Someone utters, “What was that?”, “Did you hear that?”, “Did you see that?”, or quotes the bible.

Anyone mentions legendary serial killer, Bloody Face.

Some unlucky person gets committed to Briarcliff Manor.

There’s a flashback. (Take two drinks if someone dies or has sex.)

You covet reporter Lana Winters’ (Sarah Paulson) smart 1960′s wardrobe — before she gets locked up for pissing off a closeted lesbian.

Someone makes a blatant reference to a famous horror film.

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Finish your drink if…

One of the guys pulls a Dylan McDermott and flashes a gratuitous naked ass shot.

Did you watch the premiere yet? I have it on DVR, but I'm waiting to see if Hulu will put it up a week after original air date. My guess is they won't since they have pulled all FX related shows. So, if that's the case I will have 2 episodes to watch this coming week on TV instead.