Our new favorite soccer WAG, Kirsty MacLaren, brought out the stripes for her bikini show time on what is now several days into her honeymoon on the island of Barbados. She seems to be having a great time there. Wink wink nudge nudge. She's certainly beaming like a new bride, from boob to boob, flashing an inordinate amount of suntanned cleavage for all to treasure.

Now, this isn't quite like the days of yore when a man had to wait for the nuptials before he could fully inspect his bride to be. Still, I'm guessing there's some level of wonderment at the releasing of Kirsty's bodacious twins back at the hotel room after a day in the sand. In the very least, those puppies are going to need to be lotioned. Enjoy.