Weeds

Weeds - Season 5 Episodes

Weeds - Season 5

The hemptress returns in the complete fifth season of the Showtime Original Series, WEEDS. When pot-selling soccer mom Nancy Botwin took her homegrown business south of the border, she found the grass wasn't greener on the other side. Now she's pregnant with the child of a powerful politician turned dangerous drug lord? Doug and Silas are trying to branch out on their own, Andy is looking to score, and Celia attempts to turn the tables on her kidnappers. With enemies out to smoke the Queen of Green, Nancy's sure to find a whole new crop of trouble in an all new season of WEEDS.

Episode 1

“Wonderful Wonderful”

After showing Esteban the proof of her baby—a sonogram picture—Nancy returns to Ren Mar to her family, but still unsure of her fate. Meanwhile, Celia is held hostage in Mexico by her estranged daughter Quinn who tries to ransom her off to all her friends, but they hilariously decline to deliver the cash for her release. Back in Ren Mar, Andy, Silas and Doug discuss plans to grow pot in a national forest.

Episode 2

“Machetes Up Top”

Nancy gets an ominous message from Guillermo and must visit him in prison without Esteban knowing. Elsewhere, Celia finds she has value in organizing supplies at the rebel camp while Andy takes Shane to stay with Nancy's estranged sister Jill. Out in the national forest, Silas and Doug discover that growing pot on federal land will be harder than they'd first imagined.

Episode 3

“Su-Su-Sucio”

Nancy gets a surprise visit from her estranged sister Jill just as her doctor warns her to reduce her stress level. But when the bodyguard Esteban assigned to her goes missing, she packs her family in the car and flees for their safety. Meanwhile, Celia's micromanaging of the rebel camp gets her sent back to the U.S. Back in Ren Mar, Silas and Doug seek out the necessary law enforcement approval to open a medical marijuana dispensary.

Episode 4

“Super Lucky Happy”

Nancy is paid a visit by rogue DEA agent Roy Till and must decide his fate. Meanwhile, Celia finally arrives stateside and sets up camp in Nancy's garage. Andy discovers an old bank account under Judah's name and must find a way to access it. Silas and Doug use their new law enforcement connection, Deputy C.P. Jones , to strong-arm a lease for their medical marijuana dispensary.

Episode 5

“Van Nuys”

Nancy visits her obstetrician Dr. Audra Kitson to discuss the possibility of aborting the baby. Meanwhile, Shane goes to get his pot back from Mr. Sandusky with the help of Ignacio. Andy takes bank teller Margaret on a date pretending to be Judah to get access to the bank account, while Silas and Doug visit a pot agent named 'The Wizard' to supply their marijuana dispensary.

Episode 6

“A Modest Proposal”

It's six months since we last saw everyone and Nancy is in full bloom. Esteban proposes, and all seems right with the world until Nancy discovers there's another woman in Esteban's life. Andy, meanwhile, has gone on a spending spree and let himself go. Now he must come to terms with the new order of things. Celia, unhappy in her job at the mall, discovers an opportunity in the world of cosmetics. Shane spends an eye-opening day with Ignacio. Silas and Doug's medical marijuana dispensary is in full operation. But Deputy C.P. Jones continues his meddling ways.

Episode 7

“Where the Sidewalk Ends”

Nancy learns the identity of the other woman in Esteban's life, as well as his plans for her childbirth delivery. With the help of Andy and Audra, Nancy takes matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Celia discovers that getting rich quick isn't always so easy. Silas and Doug learn the hard way that Deputy C.P. Jones is more trouble than he's worth as the fate of their medical marijuana dispensary is jeopardized.

Episode 8

“A Distinctive Horn”

The tension between Nancy and Esteban mounts as Pilar adds to the conflict. Nancy looks to Andy for help, just as hes focused on his relationship with Audra. Dean offers to help Silas and Doug get their dispensary back on track, but Celia sees an opportunity and steps in.

Episode 9

“Suck 'N' Spit”

Nancy and Andy discover new territories and new boundaries as they struggle with the realities of parenting. Especially with Shane, who now faces a new problem. Meanwhile, Celia and Dean also work together, taking advantage of a surplus in product and a new marketing scheme.

Episode 10

“Perro Insano”

Nancy tries to protect Shane and Silas from new enemies. Esteban deals with a campaign problem that could put Nancy's family in more danger. Andy reconnects with Audra and makes a commitment to a new life plan. Meanwhile, Celia connects with a new pot supplier. Dean and Doug team up to take down Celia's new operation.

Episode 11

“Ducks and Tigers”

Nancy and Esteban deal with the arrival of his daughter Adelita. Andy and Audra spend a day in bed. Meanwhile, Celia explores her sexuality. Dean, Isabel and Doug plot their revenge against Celia.

Episode 12

“Glue”

Andy joins Nancy and Cesar on their search for Esteban. Dean and Doug make good on their plan to get back at Celia. Silas and Shane find themselves becoming protective of their new step-sister Adelita.

Episode 13

“All About My Mom”

Nancy learns of Esteban's fate and takes action to preserve her own. Andy makes a big change in his life. Dean, Doug and Celia find common ground. Silas helps Adelita with a disturbing medical issue.