Lucky Zing!s

It wasn’t Jimbo’s play-calling, or EJ’s inability to throw the ball away instead of taking the sack. I forgot to wear my lucky bracelet and nearly cost us the game. My apologies, fellow ’Noles.

Whew! We make it through another “survive the coach” game.

We may have seen the worst play-calling since Jimmy Carter and the helicopters.

The good news is we won, defying all odds. Hopefully most of the poll voters had tuned out and didn’t see how pitifully we played.

Somebody please tell Jimbo to quit yelling at E.J. after every play.

When you call a play and it doesn’t work, run it again to be sure you ran the right play. When doesn’t work again, try it again and show them you are not afraid of the them stacking the line with eight or nine defensive players.

Due to cost of flying, did we leave the OFFENSIVE LINE home Thursday night?

Did the gentleman who wrote a letter to the editor regarding an election-day zero wait time at 7:30 and 10:30 vote twice?

So just to be clear about this: Michael Reagan wants the GOP to get more conservative? Just checking.

Will we have the 2012 election results by the time Governor Scott runs for another term as governor?

Does FAMU have no shame. Coach Taylor’s immediate termination smells of being fired instead of retiring.

To save Florida even more future embarrassment, I vote to send Ion Sancho to Dade County to teach them how to run things.

An open note to Governor Scott and the Republican Legislature: Please fix the election debacle so that Florida is in the newspaper for doing it RIGHT, not for taking so many days for the results to be declared.

Talk about early voting, I just received my first robocall for the 2014 election. (Just kidding, but it will be here before you know it)

Who would you vote for if your choices were Santa Clause or Superman?

Yes, I’d love to join you for Thanksgiving Dinner, as long as we’ll be done in time for me to get to Wal-Mart by 8 o’clock.

What every state needs are two ballots – one for national elections, one for local elections. Count the national ballot votes first.

Every profession could use a few good men like veteran Ryan Taylor. Keep up the good work.

FAMU offers to settle with Champions for $300K. Ammons got more than that to just quit. Nice try.

Someone tell Rick Scott we just had an election and taxes won. Refocus, dude.

Imagine if Romney worked how much he would be worth.

Don’t throw away those signs, cut to size and use for bottom of bird cage!

So… if Gov. Scott does not have to follow the law because it’s too expensive, I guess we all have that same right? I guess he did not hear the people on November 6 or thinks he can decide for us because “father” Scott knows best? Isn’t that actually more government?

Nowhere but in America could there be such an intense and emotionally filled election with so much at stake conducted in peace with no violence. We should all be proud.

So the state is telling me that my artistic child’s education is not as valuable as my science child’s education; or should I just force my artistic student into the box you propose?

With all those politically active religious nuts, we definitely need more (and bigger) squirrels.

I wonder if the person complaining about “government checks” spent 30 years in the Army like I did.

I’m waiting for all the robocalls thanking me for my vote. Waiting…waiting…still waiting…zzzzzZing!

Shouldn’t the Democrats change their party mascot from a jackass to a sheep?

To all of you students who borrowed money to go to college, PAY IT BACK, YOU BORROWED IT. Why should I be responsible for your debt.

The following question could determine if you might be a “racist”….. “have you ever voted for a white person when you had the choice between a black and a white?” Also , have you ever voted for a black person when you had the choice between a black or white. Just wondering. I won’t hold my breath waiting on this to be printed.

I just heard that Ashley Judd is contemplating running for the US Senate to unseat Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky in 2014. Imagine that: a vapid, narcissistic numskull who pretends for a living being elected to public office. Then again, she’ll fit right in.

Zing of the year: “RIP USA”

Sadly the Zings have gone the way one would expect when not having to own them by including the author’s name. Anonymity breeds cheapshot, juvenile, snide comments unworthy of being seen. Hopefully the Democrat will cease this long before any four more years pass.

In the end, the president derives his power to govern the country from the American military. Now, how many loyal fans does this man have in our Armed Forces?

With all the Republican hand wringing and crowing by some Democrats that they have a mandate , it seems to be forgotten that 58 million Americans voted for Romney. That is a lot of people to dismiss as irrelevant.

Now the Republicans want to waste Florida’s taxpayers money on a recount. Why?

Hold on liberal gloaters. It’s not over till it’s over…and it’s not over in Florida as the provisional votes are still being counted in a hair’s-breadth race. The Democrats have unofficially claimed victory, but they have lied to us before!

Citizens United may not have to be overturned after all, if corporations and billionaires stop contributing. Look at what they got for their $7 billion this past election – nothing.

Just how long does it take a computer to count votes?

At least Florida is counting on the sidelines, not on the playing field. Nice going, Governor.

Tell me again why sheriffs and election officials are not non-partisan.

Now that Corizon has secured the prison health care contract, how long before the principals sell out and take the money and run?

We will never overcome the 2000 chad experience at the rate we are going.

It would appear, from the front page today, and many other days, that caucasians are not very important in this city, even though they’re 2/3rds of the population. Or maybe you’ve got some idea that the majority of your subscribers, who are white, enjoy having the black news shoved down their throats almost every day. Keep it up.

Romney’s mistake was in making that 47% comment. It was actually 51%.

Spotted at the bottom of the screen on ESPN football broadcast : UL LAF @ FLA. That made me laff.

I trust you liberals are happy with the election in that your “free stuff” will continue to flow until other folk’s money runs out!

Do Republicans yet realize that if they had worked WITH Obama instead of AGAINST him every step of the way, they probably would have won the election?

i wish somebody would hurry up and buy the blue chair “with no back legs” in the h&h furniture & design ad. i wonder how comfortable that would be?

With President Obama’s re-election eliminating the House leadership’s very incentive to keep him from “winning” legislative battles in his first term, it is now to their advantage to work with him, lest we all “lose.”

I just heard that obama is going to Burma. Is it really true that he isn’t going to stay there?

Shepherd Smith says ”Florida” is dysfunctional–true and it is due to excessive diversity.

Mr. President and Congress, it is time for all of you to serve the people who elected you. Put your health plan and pension into Obamacare and Social Security so you’ll have a reason to fix both of them.

Sure hope the Mother Ship picks up their Tea Party folks soon and returns them to their home planet.

How can Obama be blamed for playing dirty politics? Look back and you will see that all of the negative thiings about Romney were brought out in the Republican debates. Nasty stuff!!

Sometimes a “majority” simply means all the fools are in agreement.

Bruce Springsteen is now on my Pariah list – I snap the radio off when he comes on. He and Samuel Jackson, Matt Damon, Susan Sarandon, Morgan Freeman, Sean Penn, and a host of others will never get a cent from me.

When things are far, far worse in a year or so, will obama still declare it’s his predecessor’s fault?

The tv weatherman on the Snooze at Noon looks like a leprechaun with his bow tie and chin strap beard. All he needs now is a cocked hat.

Today a Las Vegas business owner fired 22 employees “as a direct result of obama’s re-election”. With obama in the White House, American business will take ever more money and jobs off the table.

I suppose this year’s election proves that old adage prophetic… Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I was raised to make lemonade when dealt lemons & I guess I’ll make. Posca with all the sour grapes.:)

The Republican House won’t work with Obama? God, I hope that’s true! I hope they stand in the way of every one of Obama’s big spending and big debt policies.

Maybe Mitt Romney should have been concern about the 47%.

Obama’s strategy was brilliant. Sit back and watch the 20 million new welfare recipients he created the last four years help the already 60 million welfare recipients we already had vote him back into office.

Thanks Republicans, you have made Florida a laughing stock and irrelevant again. We need non-partisan elections.

Thanks you, Rick Scott, for trying to suppress our votes. We will remember in 2014.

Trump tweeted something about having a revolution and marching on Washington, as well. Wow, he probably was a real hard core activist against serving in the Vietnam War too.

Hey, Republicans! Want a female for the next president? Then continue being the party of obstruction and watch it happen!!

I’d like to see Donald Trump’s birth certificate. He acts about 11, so maybe he’s been SORA’d (soap opera rapid aged) and his brain just hasn’t caught up with his body.

Hey Mitt, my dog once “left it all in the field” and I stepped in it.

Beware of Henry answering your Bargain Buy ad. He thinks what you are selling is FREE too as he “Bargains” other stuff of yours when you turn your back on him.

at least one of the problems will be resolved by this election, health care ,the new plan is to import witch doctors and medicine men from africa .they will receive full benefits,mojo juice will be recipents expense.

The day before is better if you are not American — 20.12.2012

Does the Romney sign in your yard mean he’s going to try again? Third times a charm?

If those special interest PAC groups really loved this country, they would have donated the $6 Billion to reduce the national debt.

It’s not government workers who won this election. It’s the TV & print media companies who made $6 Billion dollars.

If you don’t want to give “those” people a check, give them a job.

GOP bigwigs’ Plan A? Defeat our President. Plan B? They’ll get back to us on that one.

Yesterday felt like groundhog day after I came to the realization that we are going to have four more years of an economic shadow over us.

Obama claims to have gotten rid of Osama bin laden, now to impress the one who voted for Romney, he should get rid of Osama Joe Biden.