Hey man, do you know this one show where the girl in it, she would never leave her house. And you could never see her brother's face in it for some reason. Anyway, this dude is dating like 3 chicks at the same time. Dunno how that works. One thing leads to another, and everything's turning into chocolate and these girls start turning into robots and crap. You know which one I mean?

Well i think it is

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Sasami-san@ganbaranai

Yeah, it's pretty easy if you've seen it admittedly. But describing it poorly to a random dude would be so off-putting for him to hear lol

1.) People fighting over half priced boxed lunch.
2.) Boy starts working at a Family Restaurant because of a girl who looks like she is in Elementary school, but is actually in High School.
3.) Boy who goes to this Magic Academy and 2 girls are in love with him. One was summon by magic and the other one has split personalities when she has brown hair she is quiet and write downs what she thinks with a white bored and when she has blue hair she is a load and violent person. Also there is a gay robot.
Good luck.

1.) People fighting over half priced boxed lunch.
2.) Boy starts working at a Family Restaurant because of a girl who looks like she is in Elementary school, but is actually in High School.
3.) Boy who goes to this Magic Academy and 2 girls are in love with him. One was summon by magic and the other one has split personalities when she has brown hair she is quiet and write downs what she thinks with a white bored and when she has blue hair she is a load and violent person. Also there is a gay robot.
Good luck.

Well I know 1 and 2...

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The first one would be Ben-to, haven't seen it but I have hear quite a bit about it,
the second one is most definitely be Working!!/Wagnaria!!, I really liked that one, sort of wish it had a third season, but I am glad it exists

No idea what the third one is though

Also! just to add my own bit of creativity (or therefore lack of) I will give a description for an anime

-There's this one anime about a guy who is a zombie and he lives with the mute necromancer that revived him, there is also this tsundere Masou Shoujo that accidentally gives the zombie her powers so now he can turn into a Masou Shoujo, despite being a boy. There are also some vampire ninjas, one of them even gets engaged to the zombie protagonist.

1.) Do you know the one where this one chick is a vampire and she has constant nose bleeds, and her secret is found out by some poor guy who gives her nose bleeds just from his stare who she ends up getting close with and falls in love in the end. Also there's a foreign guy who is in love with her whose name is pronounced like a hot dog.

2.) Do you know the one where there's a virgin chick who wants to be a slut in high school and have 100 fuck buddies but can't even go all the way with the first guy she targets.

3.) Do you know that one anime where that one person is like a detective and has a demon partner to assist them in solving the crime, the detective also has a yakuza colleague.

3.) Do you have that one anime where this one guy is a fighter and he gets his arms and legs cut off? Then, he, like, is given new limbs and wants to die because, like, the people of the city, are like, using him in their experiment, but he's, like, saved by this one chick with a mask and she doesn't talk. It's all quiet and they go around the city together barely talking. Also, she can see the future and doesn't want his future to come true, so they go around trying to stop it. It's all dark and, like, depressing.

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Texhnolyze!

I remember because I felt like crap after watching that anime, so depressing!

Correct! It's so depressing yet so good at the same time! One of my favorites! Personally, it left me devoid of emotion after watching it.

4.) Do you have that one anime where this one kid is like, a teacher, but she's, like, a kid and, like, she's a kid. Everyone in her class are either, like, stupid, not noticeable, annoying, or just plain bullies. They get into some crazy, like, stuff and like there is this rabbit and this cat who warms soda with his body heat, and is, like, a god.

Do you know that one anime with the guy who meets a chick out of nowhere, and she starts living in his house and falls in love with him. But the guy is in love with someone else, but he keeps getting in erotic situations with the first chick who is also an alien.

1.) Do you know the one where this one chick is a vampire and she has constant nose bleeds, and her secret is found out by some poor guy who gives her nose bleeds just from his stare who she ends up getting close with and falls in love in the end. Also there's a foreign guy who is in love with her whose name is pronounced like a hot dog.

2.) Do you know the one where there's a virgin chick who wants to be a slut in high school and have 100 fuck buddies but can't even go all the way with the first guy she targets.

3.) Do you know that one anime where that one person is like a detective and has a demon partner to assist them in solving the crime, the detective also has a yakuza colleague.

1.) Do you know that one anime where a boy who has a crush on this one girl, but in his birthday, he turns into a different person and steals cursed items.

2.) Do you know that one anime where a woman and her daughter goes back to tokyo after a destruction that happened years ago whom the she can't remember, then suddenly after getting seperated from her daughter, She discovers a jewel attached to her wrist that gives her powers.

3.) Do you know that one anime where a boy meets this one girl in an industrial park, and the suddenly abductors have captured the girl and the boy suddenly finds himself in this alternate and dark reality, so he must save the girl, while evading an army led by a mad man, in other words, it's an anime that deals with serious moral issues relating to war, the consequences of war, slavery, and the exploitation of children.

Do you know that one anime with the guy who meets a chick out of nowhere, and she starts living in his house and falls in love with him. But the guy is in love with someone else, but he keeps getting in erotic situations with the first chick who is also an alien.

Yea i loved that series, good mix of funny and scary.

Hmmm the extra one i dont have a clue, but it sounds really interesting!

Remember that one anime with nothing but girls in it? Except at the end there was some guy, but he wasn't real? He was like, a fake guy? Like a hybrid alien thing or something? And like, there were explosions and stuff in it. I think it took place in space.

Looks like all the ones I know have been answered, so how about a couple more?

1) Do you know that anime with that girl who wants to learn magic because she thinks its cool so she and her friend go to see this woman mage who they heard teaches magic, but it's not normal magic because it's based on computers and cell phones and such? Well, the girl can only do this one kind of magic that seems stupid at first but ends up being really useful sometimes. Then she meets this other girl who uses more normal magic (i.e. magic words) and they become friends and have to fight this mage guy who's kind of a ghost but not really. Do you know that one?

2) Do you know that anime about this guy who has a robot servant, and the guy finds out the servant has some free will and secretly goes to this place where a bunch of other robot servants get together to hang out and be casual instead of being formal and obedient all the time?

1.) People fighting over half priced boxed lunch.
2.) Boy starts working at a Family Restaurant because of a girl who looks like she is in Elementary school, but is actually in High School.
3.) Boy who goes to this Magic Academy and 2 girls are in love with him. One was summon by magic and the other one has split personalities when she has brown hair she is quiet and write downs what she thinks with a white bored and when she has blue hair she is a load and violent person. Also there is a gay robot.
Good luck.

Well I know 1 and 2...

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The first one would be Ben-to, haven't seen it but I have hear quite a bit about it,
the second one is most definitely be Working!!/Wagnaria!!, I really liked that one, sort of wish it had a third season, but I am glad it exists

No idea what the third one is though

Also! just to add my own bit of creativity (or therefore lack of) I will give a description for an anime

-There's this one anime about a guy who is a zombie and he lives with the mute necromancer that revived him, there is also this tsundere Masou Shoujo that accidentally gives the zombie her powers so now he can turn into a Masou Shoujo, despite being a boy. There are also some vampire ninjas, one of them even gets engaged to the zombie protagonist.

1.) Do you know the one where this one chick is a vampire and she has constant nose bleeds, and her secret is found out by some poor guy who gives her nose bleeds just from his stare who she ends up getting close with and falls in love in the end. Also there's a foreign guy who is in love with her whose name is pronounced like a hot dog.

2.) Do you know the one where there's a virgin chick who wants to be a slut in high school and have 100 fuck buddies but can't even go all the way with the first guy she targets.

3.) Do you know that one anime where that one person is like a detective and has a demon partner to assist them in solving the crime, the detective also has a yakuza colleague.