Disturbance. Police were called to 15065 W. Colfax Ave., Lakewood, on Oct. 7 on reports of a disturbance. Officers said a man was sitting outside a gas station near a half-empty bottle of vodka. He reportedly told police he’d broken a car window, but the car wasn’t at the scene, and he then refused to provide identification. While sitting in the back of a police car, he allegedly banged his head on the partition multiple times.

Why Me? A police officer drove to the 800 block of Oak Street in Lakewood on Oct. 1 to investigate a report of criminal mischief. A man told the officer he had argued with a woman, and she poured water on his Xbox, punched a hole in a wall and wrote “Why me?” in permanent marker on another wall. The woman wasn’t at the residence, and when the officer called to talk to her, she allegedly hung up on the officer. Police told the man to call them if she returned.

Me, myself, and I. On Oct. 5 police were dispatched to the 8200 block of West 16th Avenue in Lakewood in response to an unwanted person. Officers were told a woman was staying in an apartment that was supposed to be vacant. She allegedly told them she had children with her and refused to open the door. Police eventually opened the door and found her alone. She was booked and lodged at the Jefferson County detention center.