I love making up little challenges for you losers to complete and compete in. The tiny dick loser test is one that all of you little nutsuckers can enjoy. I want you to send me pics of your own loser signs held up to your tiny dick. Little David took a picture of his for me. His hands look so much bigger than his tiny dick. If you want your own tiny dick to be immortalized on my website, you can send me yours.

These tiny dick entries will remain anonymous, of course. The only things you should show in the picture is your tiny dick and your fingers doin’ the L sign. Got it losers? Can’t promise to update this often. But your entries will be laughed at mercilessly by me and my friends!!

If you want to enter, send you tiny dick pic to webmistress at mockmysmallcock dot com.

I have noticed that if I type my name, followed by certain words, into Google’s search engine, many of the images that pop up are embarrassing pics of my little manhood being humiliated on your site. For example, if I type “John Haakenson little cock,” or “John Haakenson pecker,” the screen fills up with thumbnails from Size Vixen. Many of these pictures also show my face.

My question to you is, should I be worried about this? Are potential employers likely to type those search words and see the pictures? Or might female co-workers or relatives of mine do the same?