The Shortlist for March 23

"Brace yourselves," tweeted TheRealXtina on Monday, announcing her entry into the land of 140-character self-promotion. "Never thought I'd say the word 'hashtag.' Pandora's box has been opened." The recently maligned singer then gave props to Linda Perry for her album with new band Deep Dark Robot. So far, so good. May we humbly suggest our girl avail herself of her nearest Twitter Users Against Drunk Tweeting organization before this goes downhill? (Twitter)