If your fingers smell like fish -> blame cold

Your fingers smell like fish. It's because of cold. He has been sticking his vagina on your fingers and vaginas smell like fish. You may not have noticed it as it happened because he has a stealthly vagina that is very well lubricated, and since we're gay men, we cannot identify the feel of a vagina. He also has a lot of fingers to swallow so he doesn't stay for long seated on any one set of fingers.

One thing you can do to allieviate the symptoms is to wash your hands. Less effective treatments include: wiping the affected fingers on your socks, wiping the affected fingers on your pet, sucking on the affected fingers like a dirty slut, sticking the affected fingers in something that smells not like fish. For example, a butt. For another example, a jar of smooshy prunes.

Let's buy cold a dildo! He needs something to entertain his wandering vag.