15 Things You Should Never Say To A Maltese Owner

Being a Maltese owner is a rewarding experience. Beyond the sheer cuteness of owning a Maltese, you not only have a lovable companion, but also a deep understanding of the breed and what they need. If you know someone with a Maltese, prepare yourself by knowing these things you should never say to a Maltese owner — ever.

1. “He’s a boy, so he doesn’t need a bow. Only girls wear bows.”
Wrong, oh so wrong.

2. “Do you always have to make it a photo op?”
There’s never not a prime time for a photo op when you have a Maltese.

3. “You can’t take them into a snow pile, you’ll lose them.”
Sure they’re white as snow, but you won’t lose them in it. P.S. They LOVE IT.

4. “How much upkeep can a dog possibly need?”
A lot–that beautiful mane needs to be kept in check.

5. “A Maltese is a Maltese when they take a bath.”
Not really. During a bath they magically transform into a Chihuahua.

6. “You can’t take your Maltese everywhere with you!”
You can and you should. Simply pack them in a cute bag, and go, go go!