A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.

Damn, why do cops always have to be such cock-blockers? “You can’t have sex in public.” “The court order prevents you from being on school grounds.” “Where’s the body?”

The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.

Ruh roh. You know how in the game Monopoly, sometimes it’s better to spend three turns in jail instead of being out on the board landing on expensive properties? This is like that, except with domestic abuse.