Wednesday, February 3, 2010

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in St. Louis, Missouri is 39 degrees with clear skies. It's a great day to have a Bud Light under the Gateway Arch. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so technically you would NOT be drinking and driving. #dontdrinkanddrive

Morning Spank! How was that Lost episode last night? I can't believe they finally told us what the numbers mean!

I can't believe Benjamin Linus is actually Luke Skywalker's father!

I didn't see that coming at all. Well, best not to let too many secrets fly for the latecomers who TIVO'd the show. But speaking of Luke Skywalker's father... did you know that sunbathing increases testosterone in men?

I believe she's one of those rare cases who has an itty bitty body and huge iNatural boobs.

She looks stuffed.

I really would hate to see the results of her taking off her bra at night. Might kill someone if she's not careful.

Well, how do you do it?

That's a trade secret. But I do have to be careful. There was this one time where Mr. G was standing too close and... I {censored} my {censored} right in his {censored} giving him a huge {censored}. But back to the picture, you know Christina Hendricks was in Firefly, right?

Yes *shakes head no*

Of COURSE you don't know, because you haven't watched past the first episode. *pfffft*

I promise to watch it when Nathan Fillion follows you back on Twitter.

7 comments:

I think that creepy old man's shirt actually says PORN, not PEEN... but either way... totally wrong!I'm not sure who that redhead is, but she's HOT! :)And while Dennis Quaid seems to be a cool guy, that picture is kinda creepy still. Yes, he's very fit for being older, but there's something wrong with saggy skin over tight muscles... *shudders*

I think in case keeping the deer as a pet, the deer might escape and run to the big city (like Chicago, Los Angeles, New York), [thus] it might be hard to catch it and putting them on the wall may fool everybody because you might have bought it from the store or made it with something like paper, clay, or whatever.

*nods @Ginger* I got lucky..all my sisters got the redhead gene..I got Native with white skin; dark hair with red highlights; and zero tolerance for alcohol. #patronmakesmehurl but I can tan like a {censored}

DMFQ?? saw legion the other day. NOT impressed. HOWEVER; Dennis MF Quaid stole the show...he plays the part of a middle-aged; hard-drinking; no-direction in life person extremely well!

@Brandon....are you the Brandon I think you are? if so then tanning may not help you out much...I think your test levels are genetically higher from birth. #justsayin and Chicago dont have no beach dude! *laughing* Doesn't need it though; some of the best food on the continent is coming outta that city right now! (thinking WD-50...MOTO....DAMN i wanna go there NOW)