For all those out there who are skeptical of the ass probe theory, youy may be eating some crow. In the latest development in the decades-old Roswell conspiracy theory, the man who issued all the press releases at the time, Lt. Walter Haut, died back in 2005, and left an affidavit to be read after his death in which he claims the alien crash was real.

The affidavit claims that the whole weather-balloon story was a fake, that a UFO crashed, was recovered, and was stored in a hangar. In addition to actually seeing the alleged spaceship, Haut says he saw alien bodies.

No word on why it took a year and a half after his death for the text of the affidavit to be released, but this should have anal probe stories in the tabs for weeks.

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