Funny Friendship Quotes For Your Craziest Friends

Share the funny quotes about friendship collection by famous authors: Best friend are not the perfect people, actually they are not even close. But, they are the ones within whom we find ourselves in them and have more or less similar likes and dislikes. This crazy friends are the one that makes our life happening. We act crazy with them and are completely free to do anything and no wonder we find them funny too. Here in this article we have listed awesome funny friendship quotes to let your bff know how much you mean to them and without them your life would be so dull and you can’t afford to lose them in any case.

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.― Linda Grayson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.― Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.― Greg Tamblyn

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.― Marlene Dietrich

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.― Unknown

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.― Unknown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.― Oprah Winfrey

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.― Sicilian Proverb

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.― Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’― Cookie Monster

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.― Bernard Meltzer

Friendship Funny Quotes

True Friends Don't Judge Each Other, They Judge Other People Together!

Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I'd take a Nerf bullet for you.

If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

When You Go To A Friend's House That You've Known For Years.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, "Yup I like this one" and just do stuff with them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends & thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital.

A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you and says 'wasn't that fun?

Finding friends with the same mental disorder! Priceless.

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Friends are like condoms, they protect you when you are HARD.

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

That's a Horrible Idea What Time.

Good friends dont let you do stupid things alone.

Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.― W.H. Auden

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.― Marcelene Cox

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.― Charles Lamb

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.― Clifton Fadiman

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.― Robert Staughton Lynd

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.― Laurence J. Peter

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.― Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.― Mark Twain

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.― Edwin Arlington Robinson

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.― Jim Hayes

The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.― Mark Twain

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.― Margaret Walker

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.― J.K. Rowling

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.― Benjamin Franklin

The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.― Jay McInerney

Funny Friendship Pictures with Quotes

Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.― Sarah Dessen

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.― Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.― Unknown

You can't make a circle of friends with a compass.― Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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