The Way We Live Now: without the kitchen sink. We sold it off, along with the rest of the house. Had to. Can't afford a home. Can't afford a decent train. And even god can't get us a vacation.

America's home ownership rate continues to fall, and it's now on the verge of a 50-year low. Oh, big surprise, right? Big shocker. Yea, tell us something we don't know, you stupid jerks, always trying to give us information, god.

Hey. Don't bring god into this. That's a priest's job, and they don't intend to lose it. Not even if they have to work every day of the year and get obese and never take a vacation for longer than it took Moses to wander the desert. Job security is an issue these days, whether Hay-Soos has your back or not.