Friday, 11 October 2013

Breaking Bad went out with an amazing finale where Walter got back up on his horse to finish business. Here are my top ten best moments of Breaking Bad.

#1 This ain't meth!
Walter confronting the pyscho Tuco in his heavily guarded drugs den, what was he thinking? BOOM! The bag of meth was mercury fulminate. So typical of this well written show where clever thinking and science gets Walt and Jesse out of so much trouble.

#2 You need a 'Criminal' lawyer
The entire episode in season 2 where we first meet Saul.
"Which is which?" Saul asks Badger and the young cop as he barges in the the police interview room. Then Saul gets Badger mixed up with a guy on public masturbation charges.

#3 The Wendy Song
One of the charms of Breaking Bad was the shows quirkiness, particularly in the opening scenes. Also did you notice the nod to Airplane's 'The white zone is for loading and unloading' when Walt is being dropped off at the Airport?

#4 El Paso by Marty Robbins
Out pops a Marty Robbins cassette as Walt steals a car to head back to the badlands of Albuquerque to see Skyler (Felina). The episode kinda follows plot in El Paso, Walt is even shot in his side.

#5 Walt lets Jane die
The scene where Walt watches Jane choke on her own vomit and does nothing to save her is shocking. Walt becomes eviller with each episode.

#6 The Tortoise
Danny Trejo didn't last long, his head soon found its way on top of a booby trapped tortoise.

About Me

Pig Dog Bay was born in an inn deep in the Staffordshire moorlands. He lived in a small box under the pool table and was fed on pork scratchings left in the ash trays.

One day a raucous rock band called Motorhead played at the inn causing mayhem, so Pig Dog spied his chance and had it away on his trotters.

The nights were cold and after many days of trotting, a weary Pig Dog took shelter in a green house where big ripe tomatoes grew. The next day the owners son spotted Pig Dog and took pity on the hungry creature. Together they played computer games on a dusty old ZX Spectrum, eventually the son left and Pig Dog was all alone. Dabbing at the rubber keys, Pig Dog had made a computer program:

PIG DOG BAY

PIG DOG BAY

PIG DOG BAY

Whizzed up the screen. This pleased Pig Dog greatly. Many years later the son returned and was so happy to see his old friend, he gave Pig Dog his Google Nexus 7. Pig Dog squealed with glee and now wanted to show the world his little apps.