For basically 24 hoursMy inflamed brain goes at itIf anyone could see inside my head, I'd be arrested for sure

By looks alone I seem harmlessI try to blend into the crowd, like the rest of the worldThe truth is, (Who?) I'm a nerd, a nerd, a perverted nerdI'm nine years old and thinking dirty, oh whomp!

When I'm with T.J. and the gang, I turn it down a notchWith my fanfiction though, the night gets hot

As expected, I'm a nerdy, a nerdyelementary school, elementary school, elementary school girlEvery once in a while, I wear them, kitty kittyDirectly for, directly for, directly for the appeal!Cat, meow, kitty, meow I'm a geeky elementary school girlCat, meow, kitty, meowDid they find a way to get into my restricted fanfiction?

I had a proactive 24 hoursstraight, but it's for the San Diego ComiCon! Gotta get it out of my head, type, edit, save, postI kept on with it (Hey!) Worked as fast as I couldIt can't be helped, I don't have much time!It's really (Hey!) 8080801*If you can't read that, you're normal

Is it really okay to use my friends for this?I don't think Spinelli is really a boy liker...

This is my way of life, the hill of a smart, pervy adult (whoo!)"Even if it's cancelled, it's still good" I want to live like that, but the Disney TV culture is a painful swimBlow it off, without intelligence, common sense flies away too (Ho!)Once it ends production, bad sitcoms come near, but even if they're over, a hentai fanfic can still be written!

Name: Theodore Jasper "T.J." DetweilerAge: 9T.J. is the fearless and warmhearted leader of the Recess gang. While he was very well respected when Recess was still running on ABC, nowadays the rest of the gang tease him for any reason they want. Despite having the lowest grades in the enite gang (even getting a 10.1% on a test), he can pull off elaborate schemes (literally) under his hat.Remarks: Everyone refers to him as "B.J." (see the episode "Parents Night" for the joke to be explained)He's the only member of the gang with a girlfriend (Spinelli).

Name: Vince LaSalleAge: 9Vince is the most athletic kid in the Recess gang, and T.J.'s second in command. He tends to be really sarcastic, and at times, can be the only sane man in the gang.Remarks: Besides being good in every sport, he also can walk very well in high heels (don't ask why...) (See the episode "The Beauty Contest" for the joke to be explained)He is considered to be the most attractive of the male members of the gang.

Name: Ashley SpinelliAge: 9Spinelli is the toughest member of the Recess gang, and she may have been to Juvy. She absolutely hates her first name, due to its' association with the Ashleys, the snobbiest girls in her school. She often teases T.J, but says it's out of "affection".Remarks: She is the only member of the gang with a boyfriend (T.J.). Yes, she IS a boy liker.

Name: Gretchen GrundlerAge: 9Gretchen is the resident genius of the gang, and an enormous otaku. She's a bit on the perverted side, as she is usually reading yuri, yaoi, ecchi, or hentai manga (and watching the same generes of anime), as well as writing fanfiction of the same genre, and is a rule 34 artist.Remarks: Often mistaken for Eliza Thornberry.She aparently knows the most about "whomping"...

Name: Micheal "Mikey" BlumburgAge: 9Mikey is the biggest and the nicest kid in the gang. He has a tendency to go off into his own little world at times as well. He is very artistic, and is a pretty big drama king.Remarks: In Pokemon Squad, he doesn't get as many speaking roles as the other kids.

Name: Gus GriswaldAge: 9Gus is a shy and sweet kid who often moves from town to town due to his dad being in the military. He gets scared easily, and is the most reluctant to join the others' crazy schemes.Remarks: In Pokemon Squad, he doesn't get as many speaking roles as the other kids.