Tad sometimes sleeps with me at night. My bed is a king and pretty tall so he has never jumped off it. The usual routine in the morning is he climbs all over my head, I get up, go to the bathroom, and then go get him and we go downstairs.

Well, Monday I guess he couldn't wait for me to finish in the "facilities" and I am "sitting there" and in he walks in the bathroom (he must have jumped off the bed) and starts to pee on my bath mat!! I yell at him so he stops, goes into the hall, turns around, and finishes on that rug!! You could tell by his pee stance that it really felt good! Then he wagged his tail at me.

I guess the lil guy was ready to burst and was showing me I should be faster from now on? At least he didn't go on the bed, but I do keep a puppy pad on it just in case.

Well, if a large dog started peeing on my leg, I'd be justified in kicking it. If, in response to my kick, the dog then tried to attack me, I'd be 100% legally justified in drawing and using my weapon.

Moral of the story: keep your damn dog and its weak bladder away from me.

None of my dogs have ever peed on anyone. Tad has peed on Addie and Briona a few times because he likes to pee over there spots and sometimes doesn't wait till they are finished.

And dogs sometimes do have accidents. I'd like to see you never being able to pee unless you are given access to and never having an accident.

Emmett and Briona once held it from about 3pm to past noon the next day. No accidents at all. Bri won't even get off the couch for last call sometimes. Her and Emmett I trust, they would never go unless they really really had too. Addie and Tad, it is better to be consistent with them, but Tad still has a puppy pad out and he uses that. Its much easier, especially since I can't leave him outside for too long or he might escapes. I have to watch Addie actually go when it is raining because she hates to get her feet wet. She will spend more time deciding where to go and she could of been done and back inside.

Well, if a large dog started peeing on my leg, I'd be justified in kicking it. If, in response to my kick, the dog then tried to attack me, I'd be 100% legally justified in drawing and using my weapon.

Moral of the story: keep your damn dog and its weak bladder away from me.

Would be funny watching him play fetch with your leg

Then again.....

after he ripped it off.....he'd probably dry hump it & then pee on it.