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In UK employment law, apparently every large distribution company has to have an office clerk called Viv.
Viv is middle-aged, out of touch with the 21st century (and reality), and completely hopeless at any given task.
Viv will have worked with the company for many years, but management have given up trying to figure out ways to fire her.
A compulsive liar, she will have been told off time and again for making cock-ups on the computer system, but will come in the next day and happily make the same errors.
Viv will also have a cartoon picture of fluffy bunnies as her screensaver.

Manager: "There's 10,000 items of stock in the warehouse and it's all disappeared from the system. What the hell's going on?"
Viv: "Ooooh I don't know. Is it all still there? Maybe it was that horse that came in the office. Yes. I saw a horse touch the computer, hmmmm, maybe that was it"
Manager: "Oh Lord give me strength".