Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

People from Los Angeles are the worst people in the world. They are inconsiderate. They are self absorbed. They don't care about music. The never shut up. They dress like scarecrows with racist AIDS. I hereby propose that Goldenvoice require identification showing a non-Los Angeles zipcode to purchase festival passes. We can do this. Take back the night.

Re: Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

Originally Posted by PotVsKtl

People from Los Angeles are the worst people in the world. They are inconsiderate. They are self absorbed. They don't care about music. The never shut up. They dress like scarecrows with racist AIDS. I hereby propose that Goldenvoice require identification showing a non-Los Angeles zipcode to purchase festival passes. We can do this. Take back the night.

Every single sentence in this paragraph is 100% true. Every single one.