Why doesn't she give you one of them, and why does she have three (I'm thinking two versions and a mini?)…enquiring minds want to know.

I'm honestly not sure. At least one of them is a spare, though. Her main one is a mini iPad, and the other one's mainly for music and apps. That's all I know. I'm allowed to use the spare one any time I like, but I never need to because I have a laptop.

I half-agree. Though I highly doubt that Nigel meant any harm, it was a bit too much.

I cannot see anything insulting in what I said. Whilst I and many westerners find it distasteful, the fact is that some Koreans eat dog (and cat). If anything, I was poking fun at the ambiguities of the English language.