This is not a dream, this is most-definitely a real thing that now exists.

PROOF:

The track is a collaboration between White, Insane Clown Posse, and JEFF The Brotherhood working off of a Mozart melody. Mozart, also known for being kind-of a fetishist, might have had a thing for rimjobs, so clearly, in this case, ICP were the perfect guys for the track.

The song title is “Leck Mich Im Arsch” which loosely means “Lick My Ass.”

If you ever thought Jack White would be involved in a song with two dudes in clown makeup singing about rimjobs, then you just won the greatest “I called that shit!” of all time.