This blog describes my journey as a Foreign Service officer, wife of another FSO and a mom to a boisterous, loving boy.We began our careers with the State Department in 2010/2011 and first served in amazing Bangladesh, followed by fabulous Rio de Janeiro. We are currently serving in Washington, DC. Our lives are a pleasant circus and we cannot believe just how lucky we are to live our dreams.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Father’s Day Dhaka Style

It has been quite a while since I last wrote but lately our
social life has reached new, previously unimagined heights and we tend to go
out 5 nights a week. Much has happened in the past few weeks, but the Father’s
Day experience I had in store for the Diplomat certainly takes the cake.

A few ladies from the Embassy and I set out to plan an
unforgettable day for our great husbands/ wonderful fathers of our children.
After conspiring for a few weeks, none of them suspected what was in store and
only knew to free the entire day for the “celebration.” So, there we were, on a
bright and promisingly absurdly hot Dhaka morning, 6 hapless husbands and all
of our kids went to one of our apartments for a lavish home-made breakfast
catered by us, devoted wives. There were Bloody Marys and Mimosas, famous
personal recipes, home-baked cinnamon rolls, sausages and similar delicacies.
The men stood there, all coffee cups in hand, happy, chatting, with the vague
notion that something seriously devious was about to happen to them. Starting
them gently, we announced that they will first have to go to the American
School where they will play some games with their beloved children. We all
trooped over to the school, and made the dads play a few silly games with them
in the quickly rising heat.

Once the games were over, we announced the next task – they were
all to put on specially made shirts reading “Dhaka Daddy Day” and their names,
along with a fetching lungi (the local checkered skirt contraption worn by men
in South Asia, which has some serious art to tying and wearing it). Nonplussed,
the profusely sweating dads changed into their new duds (the lungi tying took
some effort and eventually most of them looked like they had tied their mother’s
kitchen tablecloth around their waists) and went into the street for their
first challenge of the day. They were to split in couples and drive a rickshaw
from the school to the field in front of the embassy where local kids gather
daily in the blistering heat to play cricket. There they would be taught
cricket by a pro and would have to ask the kids to play with them. I watched in
delight as the Diplomat and a friend hopped onto a rickshaw, the amused
rickshaw driver sitting in the back beaming like a Cheshire cat (obviously thinking
that foreign men are lunatics to pay HIM to drive his rickshaw), and three
seconds later to crash into another rickshaw, its owner not amused at all. Later
on it transpired that driving a rickshaw is one tough business – one of the
teams managed to crash their vehicle once and then run into a tree promptly
thereafter. Minor injuries were sustained.

Somehow the teams crawled up to the make-shift cricket field
where the son of one of the national team players along with one of his friends
(who apparently came more to stare at the white boys struggle than to do
anything practical) taught the burning diplomats how to whack a ball with a
cricket bat. While we had provided the boys with child-sized bats from the
local store, I gave the Diplomat his own cricket bat – an unfortunate gift of
mine for our 5th (wooden) anniversary, which until last week was
still in its plastic wrapper. Apparently, the bat was a hit (literally) and all
guys used it productively playing in the 110-degree heat. After that, texting
them clues, we sent them to have lunch at a local Mexican restaurant. To our
defense, we had graciously provided them with a cooler full of beer in the support
car which followed them around town.

After a solid 2-hour lunch, the brave dads embarked on their
last adventure – the treasure hunt. Split into 2 teams, they had to do the
following things:

1.Get a shave/haircut in a street barber shop

2.Buy a prayer cap

3.Get a jackfruit, open it up and eat a few of the
seeds (let’s just say that a jackfruit is a VERY acquired taste and to me it
smells like baby puke; oddly, the Diplomats loves the damned fruit monstrosity
and stores it in our fridge).

4.Buy a “delay spray” from a hidden sex shop in
the main shopping area in the diplomatic zone. Now, I feel this last one
deserves a bit of an elucidation. We had heard that such a shop exists in the
area, but that it was part of a normal grocery shop, where you need to go and
ask twice about the “shower supplies.” Two of the wives set out to confirm this
the prior week. They entered the store, walked up to the counter and brightly
asked about the shower supplies. Graciously, the men behind began pulling various
lovely shower supplies like loofas and colorful soaps off the shelves and
offering them to our ladies. Again, they mentioned, with a knowing look, “THE
shower supplies.” At that point, more men gathered behind, and all began
speaking animatedly in Bangla, repeatedly drawing a box in the air with their
hands and in general gesticulating wildly. Then they waved off the girls to a
different part of town, saying they got nothing. The ladies gathered that
whatever treasures there were at the store, they were all inside a box hidden
somewhere there and there was no way in hell that these men were ever going to
admit that to them. At that point, however, the girls noticed the various
bottles behind the counter, among which were the “delay spray” and some other hilarious,
non-effective medications for activities of the bedroom sort. We all thought
that telling the guys what to get but not what it looks like would be great as
they would have to actually explain it somehow to the storekeeper. We are proud
to say that both teams successfully procured a bottle each.

Around 5 pm both teams finally made it to our apartment,
where they were immediately treated with home-brewed beer (courtesy of the
Diplomat and me) and massages, while we ladies spruced up a lovely dinner and
the kids were all locked up in our bedroom watching a movie. It was universally
acknowledged that this was one unique day, fun was had by all (I actually
managed to squeeze in a manicure in the afternoon while Son slept and the
Diplomat was sweating it out, getting a shave in the market) and it was an
affair to remember. I gear the guys are reciprocating for Mother’s Day, but
alas, I won’t be here for these festivities.

Because folks – guess what – the time has come for the Diplomat
and me to leave this lovely land in a month…

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About Me

I am a corporate lawyer turned mommy, diplomat and, at times, stay at home wife. I used to live in NYC with the Diplomat and Son (born in September 2008), and then in 2010 we moved to Washington, DC so that my husband and I can begin our tandem career with the State Department. I love martinis, single-malt scotch, high-heeled shoes, little black dresses, good cigars, exotic travel and the general good life. Being a mommy, while awesome, is tough but I fight the good fight to preserve my “cool NYer” every day, one martini at a time. Am I a good mom? Abso-freaking-lutely!