HuffPost Weird News didn't shy away from other bodily functions this week, giving the straight poop about Carlos Baca, a 27-year-old man from Port St. Lucie, Fla., accused of fleeing the scene of a small car accident on Monday.

Whether the blot looks like Jesus is a matter of interpretation, as is whether the fleece flower root that was reportedly dug up by a pair of farmers in China bears any resemblance to Homer Simpson.

Charles Ramsey, the man credited with rescuing Amanda Berry from accused kidnapper Ariel Castro, continued his rise into iconic status after he was immortalized with his own tattoo and an action figure.

William von Schneidau, a butcher in Seattle, has meat lovers high on the hog after HuffPost Weird News reported that he feeds his pigs marijuana to make them the highest quality possible.

Finally, dog lovers got a kick out of a new new iPhone app, Weather Puppy, which displays different pictures of puppies based on the weather in your area.

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Getting thrown out of school might've been the best thing that ever happened to Olivia Sprauer. Two weeks ago, she was a freshman English teacher at Florida's Martin County High School. Now she's being courted by lingerie companies, trade shows and Hustler magazine.

Herobuilders, a toy company specializing in custom action figures, is selling Charles Ramsey dolls up for sale starting Thursday. The doll wears Ramsey's jean and white T-shirt outfit and holds a hamburger, most likely referencing the man's love for McDonald's.

A drunk man in Jilong, Taiwan, reportedly used scissors to cut off his own penis and testicles during an argument with his girlfriend,

These photos of wakeboarding West Highland white terriers are doctored, as part of a new iPhone app, Weather Puppy, which displays different pictures of puppies based on the weather in your area.

This fleece flower root that was reportedly dug up by a pair of farmers in China bears somewhat of a resemblance to Homer Simpson of the classic, long-running animated series, "The Simpsons."

BB Ranch butcher William von Schneidau, who feeds marijuana to his pigs and sells them at Seattle's Pike Place Market. SeattleMet reports that Schneidau adds "weed to the feed" -- yes, the stems, stalks and seeds -- to give his meat a more savory flavor.

Carlo Baca told officers he fled the scene of a small car accident on Monday because he ate "bad" Chinese food and didn't want to poop in his pants.

Jared Weston Walter, 26, is accused of masturbating and ejaculating on heads of TriMet bus passengers in Portland, Oregon.

When Joseph McCaffrey was reading The Hour, a Norwalk, Conn., newspaper, he made a holy discovery. In the paper's movie section, he saw a splattered ink blot that his wife says resembles Jesus Christ

A North Carolina family spotted walking down the street in the buff claimed "the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street"