Matt wanted to "help" me bring in the groceries...that turned out to be a huge pain in the ass.

I got Easter basket stuff at the grocery store. That's how badly I need to stay away from Tarjay and not spend ridiculous amounts of money on nothing. Now I do my "fun shopping" at the grocery store.

That makes me sad.

Anyway, the rest of the afternoon was fairly uneventful (unless you count the fact that Matt fights his naps tooth and nail, falls asleep like 30 minutes before it's time to get up, and is grumpy when I wake up him...ugh).

Hailey had Tae Kwon Do. She rocked the house. Seriously, she's getting good and could probably kick my ass at this point.

Matt watched from a distance and mimicked every single move. Poser.

We went to Hellmart for bread (ugh).

We picked up Chinese food (yum...adding this to the sodium intake I racked up last night at sushi with a girlfriend, I'll weight 400 pounds by Sunday).

We went home.

I don't know why, but I had a really funny feeling that there was a surprise party or something. Husband kept checking his phone and looking around...kinda jumpy like. He was freaking me out. So, you could imagine my disappointment when no one jumped out yelling "surprise" upon me entering my front door.

Clearly, Husband just loves his phone and is suspicious the way he looks around all the time.

Matt kept telling us how he doesn't like Chinese food and we blew him off as he's typically the human garbage disposal.

However, he didn't eat a bite, so we had to start believing him at some point, right?

We offered him a PB&J instead and he refused until Hailey and I started in our second pieces of ice cream cake and he broke down like a prisoner after some waterboarding.

BTW, he also cried through the entire singing of "Happy Birthday" while Hailey spent her time telling me how good she was.

I got an awesome necklace from Tiffany's that I had totally forgotten even wanting. I love it.

The Crazies decorated cards for me.

They gave me the best hugs and kisses and made me feel loved.

I also made an awesome wish.

I know you're not supposed to tell though, so I won't.

BTW, has anyone seen this chick yet? She's fucking hysterical (props to Hillary for introducing me)!