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GAH!!!!!!

Dear construction assholes outside my window,
I know u could care less that I work night shift and just got. Home 4 hrs ago, however here's a few tips from the crazy pissed off lady next door:
1) stop yelling before I rip out ur voice box
2) my front yard is not a garbage can, get ur frickin mcdonald wrappers and red bull cans out of my damn daisies
3) the kids that drove by whistling were not giving u a compliment, they were imitating the sound of the wind bouncing off ur butt cheeks pull up ur pants already!
4) I'm completely serious if u try and bump one more frickin justin timberlake song I'm going to give u a vasectamy my self
5) no ur not hot, stop hitting on everything that walks past u. If it weren't for ur hairy butt cheeks flopping about, it would be the leftover cheese in ur beard from ur hamburger and pit stains that r the turn off
6) I fucking hate you with a mysticalized passion

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