In which TD drowns out the spectacle of the Baltimore Ravens and Arizona Cardinals pecking ineffectually at each other with some help from comedian Sarah Boatright and Onion AV Club EIC John Teti. As ever, a Gruden-free experience is GUARANTEED.

The New York Giants and the Philadelphia Eagles don't like each other very much. Which is interesting, because they're not very popular among anyone but their fans, either. When they square off, it's a Monday Night Football to mute, and then talk over.