Sooooooo… Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair came out today and confirmed that the police are in possession of the Rob Ford crack, although some sources have said that the video that the police are in possession of is actually longer than the one that the reporters were shown by the drug dealers in May.

And, of course, Mayor Rob Ford has said that he will not resign, because Rob Ford is a comedy genius and he’s going to run the joke that is his mayoral term right into the ground.

Seriously, seeing an elected official addressing drug abuse allegations, while surrounded by Halloween decorations, was hilarious.