Happy endings are not on brand

Calvin Harris got papped in LA the other day leaving a low budget massage joint. According to Radar, he was there for 2 hours. They charge $40/hour for their services. According to community reviews on Yelp, the services include a happy ending. So they were alleging that he went for an old school rub and tug.

As Defamer points out, Calvin could have had a massage at any high end hotel spa if it was just a massage that he was after. And, well, if he wanted a bonus massage… like… there could have been a safer way to get off, you know? Evidently he doesn’t know.

What makes it even more interesting is that Radar and OK! have now pulled down their stories. Defamer’s post is still up though – click here to see – and they’re trying to find out from Radar why they wiped it. You know Radar. The bullsh-t that stays up there is often hilarious. But this time, even though there are photos that place Calvin at the massage place, for some reason, they’ve gone soft.

Oh the power of Taylor Swift. Or the power of being afraid of Taylor Swift. Because I wonder if it was Calvin’s people who got all legal up in Radar’s face. And I wonder if it’s Calvin who’s scared sh-tless now that the internet just told Taylor that her boyfriend may or may not have been allegedly paying for a grand finale.