If You Ever Feel Depressed In Your Life

If you ever feel depressed in your life... open
your mailbox... When I open my mailbox, I find: 10
banks are giving me easy loans.

I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown
reasons.
10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for
me.
Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair
fall & greying.
3 universities are giving me degrees in random
subjects.

And to top it all ...
Approx 70-80 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who
are feeling lonely and want to meet me.