BUSTED!

From my morning newscast today:

British Police Officer Suspended For Argument Over Breasts:

A policewoman in England is facing suspension for an argument with a colleague over their breasts. The police department in Manchester has suspended Assistant Chief Constable Rebekah Sutcliffe for what was described as a “loud disagreement” with a subordinate about their bust sizes. The two women were attending a Senior Women in Policing conference geared toward improving the image of female officers.

As the Emmeline and Christabel Pankhurst Memorial slowly crumbles to dust….

Ha! That’s the SECOND knock on northerners. Who knew such a miniscule little island could even have a “north” and a “south”? (BTW, my paternal grandmum was born and raised in Lancaster. Go Dolly Blues! Show them toffy nosed southern Charlies how it’s done!) 🙂

Lol. Nah, I just know that most of my readers are typical Americans with a typical Americans’ grasp of world geography. They wouldn’t know the difference. And besides, London just sounds cooler. London calling! 🙂