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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Pssst. Copperfield is nuts.

Okay, so that may not exactly be news. This odd story just reaffirms it, though.

Master illusionist David Copperfield says he has found the "Fountain of Youth" in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands he recently bought for $50 million.[...]"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

Yeah, Claudia Schiffer got out of that engagement while the getting was good.