yeah and he apparently beat all of tiger woods mistresses, he beat the queen of england and finally he beat up elmo from sesame street…jeez grow up he spanked his kid a little too hard and injured him, pretty sure he’ll think twice next time.

1 soldier was kidnapped ?!?!?!?! OMG do soldiers get kidnapped in wars ? wow that’s crazy guys an israeli soldier was kidnapped!!! better make it front page of every tabloid on the planet…meanwhile in every other fucking war ridden country soldiers are kidnapped, killed, injured, assaulted…wonder when they will ever get as much attention as that single soldier….

who the hell still practices this make believe martial art….? by now if you haven’t learned that judo , brazilian jiu jitsu and muy thai are the most effective methods to defend yourself…then you’ll never learn…

you fucking animals make me laugh…they are trying to promote charities and humanitarian help and all you fucking monkeys think about is criticizing the one charity that isn’t as great as the others… eat shit

EVERYBODY!!!!! 3 PEOPLE IN ISRAEL DISAPPEARED!!! stop what you’re doing…it’s not like people go missing everyday in literally every other country in the world… we never hear of them though but when 3 israelis disappear 6 billion people have to stop what they are doing…it’a all about them anyways…it’s always all about them…

tall girls are the most beautiful! everything about a tall is attractive to me! EVERYTHING! i’m 5’10 btw and any girl taller than that is REALLY attractive to me!!!! I encourage you to wear heels and everything you would like to because i think that you’re all absolutely stunning

no yeah the kid probably wasn’t fucking with the dog 10 minutes earlier right…maybe taunting it through the fence…no yeah kids don’t do that kinda stuff…also what kind of fuck head owner doesn’t tie up his dog when it’s unattended….on a side note GOD I FUCKING LOVE CATS!

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