Princess Leia And The Seven Disney Executives

In case you’ve been living under a rock these past few days, lemme tell you something that’ll blow your mind.

Disney has bought the Star Wars franchise. So what does this mean for this ridiculous cash cow Star Wars? As many people have pointed out this can lead to odd castings, MORE merchandise, and a confirmed trilogy.

Luke proceeds to do a choreographed song and dance about his woes on Tatooine.

Some people have pointed out that there is a silver lining to all this. After all, thanks to the purchase Princess Leia is now a Disney princess and it’s not like the series could get any worse after the last trilogy. If anything this’ll spice up the new Kingdom Hearts!

I really don’t have a problem with this, in fact, I like Disney so I thought this was pretty neat… Until I heard rumors that Disney was also in talks to buy Hasbro..

Arcee gladly gives the princesses rides, but things get a little awkward at the gas pump…

I like Disney, they have a unique voice and style to their stories. I don’t, however, want to be drowned in their cutesy, obvious message all the time. Hasbro is also a pretty big company, just think of all the toys they make, not to mention the insanely popular Magic the Gathering card game.

Disney could ruin so many more things if they actually buy Hasbro!

It is just a rumor though….

but I swear… If they mess with my Magic artwork SOMEONE WILL HAVE HELL TO PAY!!