Tickle Your Funny Bone: A Guest Post from My Reasons

Our evening schedule does not typically allow for a family sit down dinner. But tonight was an exception. I cooked salmon, cornbread, broccoli, and made a salad. The kitchen table was a raucous event tonight with my kids trying to out do each other with jokes. We thought you might like some of them. Most are lame. Most you had to be there. But we were all smiling and laughing. Share your family jokes with us!

Child #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?…To prove to the possum it could be done.

I made you a cookie but I eated it.

Child #2

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? …PokeHer Face!

Why didn’t the cow cross the road? …Because he was busy jumping over the moon

What day are potatoes afraid of? …FRY-day

What happens when a squirrel goes bananas and a monkey goes nuts? …(we don’t remember the punch line)

Why was the ghost a cop?…He was working undercover.

Child #3

Why did the cow cross the road? …because he was walking over a chicken who wanted to drink milk so all the chicken did was drink milk from his boody.

Don’t try Angry Birds at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? …so he could be cooked up so he could die but he was still alive and then he was sad and that’s all really.