A ventriloquist is touring the pubs and clubs in London. One night he’s doing a show in a small venue above a pub in the West End. He’s going through his usual routine with his dummy on his knee, reciting some dumb blonde jokes.

The show is going well and the audience seem to be enjoying themselves, until a blonde woman stands on her chair and starts heckling.

“I’ve had enough of you and your stupid blonde jokes. What gives you the right to disrespect blonde women like that? What does the colour of a woman’s hair have to do with her intelligence or her worth as a human being? It’s people like you who keep people like me from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to stereotype not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde interrupts, “You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little ******* on your knee!”