Terrible Names for Hair Salons

Shear Hostility
Mane-lining Hair-oin
Clipping Penalty
Dexa-Trims
I Will Cut Your Head
Get The Hell Out Of Hair
The Razor’s Edge Starring Bill Murray
The Mane Reason My Parole Was Revoked
Nervous McStabby’s Hair Care Place
Reason Has Been E-Clips-ed by Rage
Running With Scissors
Armon Gilliam’s House of Style
In No Conditioner To Drive
Hair Commandant
Cuts & Bruises
Dude, I’m So Buzzed
The Viet-Mane War Memorial
Get The Hell Out Of Hair, Kevin
I Hate My Mother
George Hair-ison’s Solo Career
Why Won’t You Dye?
Los Angeles Clippers
Mein Coif