Also her life style would probably be enough, even without the drinking, to prevent any pregnancy. Women who excersice too much stops being fertile and continues to be so until they cut down on the workout and return to an averange/semi-averange condition (or whatever).

Ugh. Best’s line is terrible. I just want to punch him in the face until his eyes fly out the back of his head.
Or light him on fire.
Shoot him.
Hang him.
Strangle him with his own intestines.
Pull out his eyes and shove them down his throat until he drowns in a pool of puke and blood.
Stab him.
Shoot him again.
Stab him again.
Send rabid ninjas after him.
Electrocute him.

I must concur with these fellows here. You need help. You’re getting too worked up over this, and it’s clouding your judgement. Clearly you should shove a live badger down his throat and watch it dig its way out.

Regarding the first part of the comment: I think the surprise is where the ship is. While it’s not uncommon for caves to have waterways, it’s a bit less common for them to be able to get big ships in and out.

OR I could be completely off and the actual surprise is something that will be more clear Monday.

Making a list of independent actions like does not account in any way for their relative compatibility.
Better to apply yourself to a contiguous plan of action.

For instance, have you considered the Intestinal Bungee method?

I invented that technique years ago, but it remains a favourite. Has to be done quickly though so the subject doesn’t die early.
It is the one where you take the target to a high bridge or equivalent elevated construction. You then make an incision in the body cavity, cut the digestive tract at the duodenum, then draw it out through the incision.
You then securely affix the severed digestive tract to the railing… and push the subject over the edge.

If you’re lucky, you get to see their intestines uncoiling out of their body as they plummet downwards… until the only thing left holding them up is the internal connection of their rectum to their anus. If you’re unlucky… it snaps or otherwise rips. Either way though… very cathartic.

Then of course there is the Featherhook Technique… but that one is a bit complicated. I’ll explain it some other time.

I dunno. The bit about pulling out the eyes and shoving them down the throat, while over the top and gross, at least shows creativity. I give the post an A-minus for inventiveness as well as impeccable spelling and grammar (which, if the poster were truly disturbed, wouldn’t be the case), with a note to the school administration to monitor for possible school-shooter risk.

This has probably already been said, but I’m putting my money on Syr’nj falling for Byron. I’m also somewhat embarrassed to say that I only realized what Syr’nj is a pun on while I was typing it the first time…

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