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Newspapers placed on private property shall not be deemed to be litter provided they are deposited in such a manner as to prevent their being carried away by the elements and are removed within a reasonable time thereafter.

No person shall keep more than thirteen fowl of any sort within the City, unless such person shall have first obtained a permit from the Humane Officer so to do.

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