Why? Because it looks like an upgraded WW1 tank. Those were hideous, lumpy and everything's out of proportion. With the size of the Churchill the gun itself looks like a 7 year old's d*ck on an obese old man (tank). Heh, almost like Churchill himself.. It's typically something for the English to make, why can't they produce something beautiful, practical and powerful for a change? Except the Crusader, which looks kinda slick.

Most beautiful:

The Panther, ofcourse! Look at that sexy sloped armour, perfect proportions, I especially like how the frontal slope is symmetric with the back, also sloped. It's that hot German blonde on high heels. Only with a very, very powerful gun. With a muzzle ofcourse. Have you ever seen a Panther that didn't have georgious camo? And the sound.. oh the sound makes me wanna come.. and kick some allied ass with that tank! No tank was more perfect and beautiful than the Panther, precisely like the animal itself, they hit it spot on, it's g'dang predator.

Oh god no, yeah I hate that thing! It looks like that alien baby that ripped out of that woman's body in the movie 'Alien', all screaming and twisting in its uglyness. Not to mention, it is dreadfully weak too. But hey, it DOES have sloping armour!

The T31 demolition tank. Only its mother could love it. I mean SERIOUSLY what was the designer thinking? "Right what were gonna do is tank this the sherman, you know, the tank that looks like a chubby 8-year-old packed for his first day of school and make it even more lumpy and tall and unbalanced a FUCK UGLY!