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Status

Under Spanish rule, the following detailed caste system was instituted in Mexico at one time.

Peninsulares: Spanish father and Spanish mother and born in Spain

Criollos: Spanish father and Spanish mother but born in Mexico

Mestizo: Spanish father and Indian mother

Castizo: Spanish father and Mestizo mother

Espomolo: Spanish mother and Castizo father

Mulatto: Spanish and black African

Moor: Spanish and Mulatto

Albino: Spanish father and Moor mother

Throwback: Spanish father and Albino mother

Wolf: Throwback father and Indian mother

Zambiago: Wolf father and Indian mother

Cambujo: Zambiago father and Indian mother

Alvarazado: Cambujo father and Mulatto mother

Borquino: Alvarazado father and Mulatto mother

Coyote: Borquino father and Mulatto mother

Chamizo: Coyote father and Mulatto mother

Coyote-Mestizo: Cahmizo father and Mestizo mother

Ahi Tan Estas: Coyote-Mestizo father and Mulatto mother

Today, in San Miguel status is not conferred by race (well, that is another post). Status is conferred through a Cachet System. If you possess the right Cachet then you have status but without Cachet you are no-one.

To understand the various Cachet Systems in San Miguel it is easiest to start with a Caste System based on a known Cachet. Think of status being conferred like it was in high school or college. Cachet in this system is simply time and ownership. The minimum Cachet in this system is owning a house or condo. Without home ownership you don’t even qualify to be a Freshman. You are simply known as a Renter or a Tourist.

Ownerhip Cachet

Ownership Cache

Location Cachet

Location Cache

In San Miguel, not only are you what you eat, but you are also where you live. Cachet is measured in either distance from or view of the Parroquia. The most Cachet comes from living in Centro (SMA Red). Status comes from the amount of time it takes to walk to the Parroquia. If you rent your Casa then that walk is converted into minutes to denote status (only 7 minute walk to the Jardin).

Views of the Parroquia

The next level of cachet (yellow) comes from your View of the Parroquia. It must be an unobstructed View. If you have to stand on a chair while your spouse holds your legs to see it then you are in the wrong part of San Miguel.

There are mid points (beige) of Status between Centro and The View but there will either be a long walk or an obstructed view.

The Gringo Free Zones (green) confer no status.

Achievement/Longevity Cachet

In every Gang there is a pecking order. The Gang Leader is known as the Doyen or Doyenne. Ranking or stature in this Cachet is based on three criteria achievement, longevity and residency .

Achievement/Longevity Cache

The Doyen/Doyenne is a considered to be knowledgeable or uniquely skilled as a result of long experience . There are Spanish words for this Cachet – Don and Dona but they are too close to English names to be ever used. Doyenne/Doyen status come from founding something such as the Biblioteca, or a Charity or Theatre Group or even a Karaoke Group. You know a Doyenne/Doyen is about when someone, in the Jardin says, “You know who that is”

Dean is the senior member, in terms of length of service, of any group. The status comes simply from outlasting everyone. Generally the activity is added to Dean – for example, John is the Dean of Drinkers at Mamma Mia’s. Jean is the Dean of Bridge Players at Real Minas. .

Elder An Elder is one step down from a Dean and will become the new dean when the old dean passes on. Much jockeying for this position occurs. The Elder Drinker at Mamma Mia’s always has to be the first there and the one who buys the most rounds. Often you know some is the Elder Member when some says “Ever notice how Tim always has breakfast at the Bagel Cafe?”

Senior Member – Senior Members are secretaries of San Miguel. They are the people who worry about chairs and who sits where and are responsible to make sure everyone is reminded of the next meeting.

Golden Ager or Senior Citizen: This is anyone over the age of 65 and retired. They are the extras of San Miguel and are used to fill up pictures or empty chairs. Sometimes they are given some status by how old they are eg. Centenarian, Nonagenarian, Octogenarian, Septuagenarian, and the most popular Sexagenarian.

Reverse Cachet

There are people who live in San Miguel who never join a Gang nor want to join it. Their resistance to social pressure in San Miguel is disconcerting to Gang Members. They don’t reinvent themselves, they aren’t impressed by wealth, or beauty or how long you have lived in San Miguel. They have opinions that they rarely keep to themselves.

In retaliation, Gangs use the following words to describe and dismiss them.

Curmudgeon – a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas.

Dotard – an oldster in his dotage; someone whose age has impaired his intellect

Crone – an ugly, withered old woman; a hag or a variation on that beldame a woman of advanced age an old woman, esp. an ugly or malicious one; hag

Adult or Grownup – a fully developed person (rarely found in SMA)

Dodo, Fogey, Fossil someone whose style is out of fashion

Has-Been someone who is no longer popular

Experience or Knowledge Cachet

This Cachet comes from having specialized knowledge or experience in art, history, archeology, architecture, anthropology, language, or literature to name a few.

Knowledge/Experience Cache

A guru is a person who is regarded as having great knowledge, wisdom and authority in a certain area, and uses it to guide others. A SMA Guru will be or says they were an expert in the particular field. For example, a Professor of English Literature becomes a Guru on Jane Austen or Romantic Poets. The Philistines of San Miguel don’t know that there is a difference between PhD and Md. They hear the word Doctor and their hearts beat just a little faster. To explain the difference is so complicated that anyone with a PhD in San Miguel simply pretends they were cardiologists.

The Docent and the Dociles

Docent or Cicerone is a trained volunteer museum guide. A docent is at once a volunteer, a teacher, and a guide. They become Docents simply because they love the word Docent even though they secretly fear it is reminiscent of the Yoda in Star Wars. These are the people who conduct the Walking Tours of San Miguel or the House Tours of San Miguel or the Tours of El Charco del Ingenio.

Guide is a person who takes visitors on tours of sites, such as museums, cities, wilderness areas, etc. and shares his knowledge about places, objects, or flora and fauna of interest. A SMA guide is an amateur who has read one book on the area in which they guide and hence become an expert.

The next step down from a Guide is a Pilot. They don’t know anything but directions. So on a House Tour they are the ones standing in the Garden pointing the way.

If you don’t even know directions they you become an Escort. An SMA Escort simply accompanies a Docent, or Guide or Pilot. They made hold brochures, or a clip board during an event. They are not allowed to speak but can smile

A Shepherd is sort of a spiritual guide. They wear long flowing robes and dresses and help those who are lost in San Miguel find their way.

Quiz

So put the following in order of prestige,

Art Cachet

artist – sculptor, art owner, gallery owner, artist – decoupager

Residency Cachet

Guardiana, Los Balcones, Los Frailes, San Luis Rey, Calle Recreo.

Gang Cachet

Rug Gang, Doing Goods Works Gang, Classic Gang, Who’d Buy This Gang

Culture Cachet

Opera, Karaoke, Musical Comedy, Contemporary Dance, Jazz,

Here is quote found on a website, that illustrates Residency Cachet.

She felt she had to escape the hostile audience fast when she ended. We took her out to an SPA garage sale to unwind. She’d been in SMA 20 years at that point.

And shortly after that I met (name withheld) , who had been coming to San Miguel since the ’60s, and she’d been told then, “You should have come to San Miguel in the ’50s when it was great.”

This seems like a good place ask a ridiculous question about finding friends who moved there in 199x (b/c I am moving there I decided.) Mary Anita is an accordion-playing painter and her hubby is a terrific guitar player….of course, they may be be anything now, or anywhere, and while it would be most helpful to know their last name(s), that info is gone with the wind. I can as a I-read this how absurd the question is….but you never know.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd this is the best set yet on what really goes on here. It’s all about cachet and those who do not care for the same brand of cachet of any particular gang is ostracized, but if they’re reverse cachet people, this is a good thing:

The reverse cachet-gang member no longer is forced to think up one excuse after another to avoid the “Juarde” party, in which everyone who fits into an acceptable gang in the phone book is invited and usually one must turn sideways in order to fit even into the largest gorgeous and fabulous “hacienda” (even if this hacienda is on Obraje, which would really make it a townhouse).

The material goes on and on and no one writer could ever capture it all. When one brings up such satire socially however, beware, as some of the gang members are armed with small bows and arrows beneath their tableware or D&G, and it’s best to come wearing some type of metal undergarment.

I have one word for this posting: it’s FAAAABULOUS! I’m writing that in my notebook right now.

WOW! I absolutely LOVE your writing. Your pen is not a sword – but a pin – used to prick the pretentious egos a few over-inflated individuals carry around with them. Your satire and wit is really remarkable My hat is doffed in your honor! You are truly the Mort Sahl of San Miguel!!!!
Keep up the great work!