It’s even better that they put spout in quotes. It’s a “spout”… wink wink, nudge nudge.

Just wait until you get a load of the “glory”!

Camus Dude

Self-parody of the highest degree. I think all of our Poe-meters just exploded.

Siamang

No WAY!

bill

this woman is well prepared for the second coming…

Matt

She looks ready for a mouthful of God’s love.

fritzy

If this is real (has anyone checked the veracity?) I have a feeling that someone responsible for designing this cover was entirely aware of what they were doing. There is no way anyone is that sheltered or naiive. There is no way that could make it though the number of hands it has to go through without someone noticing how overtly “Oral” it is.

Interestingly, I don’t think Hustler has ever had a cover this suggestive.

Allison

And…bill wins teh interwebz for the day. Nice one.

http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com WMDKitty

Heh. Heh heh. Okay, either they really are just that naive, or this was entirely intentional.

Also please do a Google image search for pictures of Oral Roberts University of you’ve never seen it!

gold plated Jetson building giant gold bottlecap looking building giant praying hands gold plated skyscraper that is so reflective you can see all of the cars from the parking lot giant fountain that looks like it should have girls in 60′s style bikinis frolicking in it at all times

I always take visitors on a tour. It’s quite unbelievable and kind of fantastic in a horrid, kitschy sort of way. Then I remember how much I dislike Oral and all of his creepy family.

http://littlelioness.net Fiona

no! no way!

Ewan

This goes on FAIL blog. Now.

http://raceagainsthemachine.blogspot.com/ RaceAgainstTheMachine

LMAO! Classic… And the whole “oral” thing…his parents didn’t see that coming???

Even with the sexual innuendos aside, it is a disturbing example of how people succumb to authority figures as if that guy could really channel some kind of “God energy” into that woman by grasping her in that way. Its sad.

Wow, really? How could they not notice the innuendo in this magazine cover? Are some Christians that unaware of such things?

Roger

April, I’m from Tulsa and it was hilarious going past ORU. What was even crazier was the time I was on campus and checked out their Master of Divinity program (I foolishly thought all M.Div programs were created equal). After two hours on that campus, I decided to get the hell out of Tulsa.