If you do not live under a rock, you have probably
noticed that quite a few guys are wearing blue jeans
made for girls. It is the “girl-jean” craze. Now, these
aren’t jeans that actually fit guys. No, if they look
like jeans that a guy would wear, they aren’t the right
kind. These jeans must be super tight and too low-cut.
They must be dangerously low-cut.

If you talk to a guy
wearing girl-jeans and his voice is a few octaves higher
than usual, he has probably been wearing them for a long
time. If he has noticeably dyed black hair and a Flock
of Seagulls style hairdo (Google Flock of Seagulls if
you are not familiar with this 80’s group.) and is
wearing a lot of black, chances are he is an Emo- kid.

Again, if you are not familiar
with this, do an internet search on “Emo-kid” and the
results will be self-explanatory.

No one really knows why these
Emo-kids wear girl pants. I thought at one time they
wore them to attract girls. The sad thing is, girls do
not like boys in girl-jeans. We do not want to see a guy
in pants that are so tight, he looks bow-legged. We do
not enjoy seeing the boxers hanging over the jeans. It
is gross. We do not like going to the mall and seeing
guys shopping in the same denim department. We want to
go out with guys and sit down to eat. Some guys wear the
girl-jeans so tightly, sitting down is impossible.

I will never forget the time I
was at a music venue and I saw a guy wearing girl-jeans
that we so tight, he couldn’t bend his knees and his
entire rear-end was sticking out of his jeans. His shirt
was so short, he could not pull it down to cover
himself. He was standing near me so I said, “hey kid,
your booty is out; cover that stuff up.” He looked at
me like I asked him to clean his room or something. He
rolled his eyes and started talking to his other Emo-friends.
I hope he was not there to land a date to the homecoming
dance.

I do not have a problem with
personal expression or anything, but what does wearing
girl-jeans express? Personally, I think it is offensive.
I do not want to see all that. We chastise young girls
for wearing revealing clothing, but with this trend,
guys are doing the same thing and we say nothing to
them. I can tolerate a bare midriff more easily than an
entirely exposed backside.

Thank goodness the Emo trend is
dying. Hopefully some of these kids’ Christmas presents
will be jeans that fit.
If not, expect to see more lonely little boys
complaining about having no girlfriends. Common sense
should tell them that their girls are mad because they
took all their good blue jeans.