Charlize Theron & Eric Stonestreet

If I told you to pick two people who would be the least likely to get together, you would probably come up with Ellen & Chris Brown. Probably not likely to happen. If you say, hey, Ellen is a lesbian so that is too easy, then how about Ellen and Lindsay Lohan. Somewhere on that list, if you could even think of these two in the same sentence would be Eric Stonestreet and Charlize Theron. Yeah, I'm shocked too, but apparently they are crazy about each other and not just because he is good at babysitting. There is actual attraction. I know. Some kind of love potion or blackmail that Eric has over Charlize. Whatever it is that he has, I would love some of it.

This makes me like Charlize a lot! Trust me, a funny, chubby man is the way to go. Well, actually funny and any shape or size works for me – I just happen to have a stocky boy at home :-). A big plus – I'll never outweigh him!

Is this just a one-off photo, or are they really dating? If it's the latter, good for them, and I hope they're happy!

(The snarky, bitter side of me can't help but think just how unlikely the reverse of this scenario–handsome man, not-conventionally-attractive woman–would be, particularly in a field that's so much about surface appearance…*sigh*)

He and his wife split, but @smashbash, I highly doubt it's $65,000 an ep still, remember the entire cast held out for a raise. In fact, I just looked it up it's up to $170-175,000 now. But she's def worth way more than him I'm sure. I am shocked and I love Charlize and I like Eric stonestreet but this weirds me out.

I thought in the story about him getting kicked out of the game that it wasn't the first time; like he had been kicked out for rude and/or drunken behavior at other places in the past. I remember feeling disappointed that he was exhibiting douchey behavior.

I think this is just a photo op. If this were a real relationship, it'd be all over the gossip blogs – this is the only place I've seen it. It would be nice if it were true, but I don't think so. There would be MUCH more coverage of their relationship.

I would rather have a funny charming chubby guy any day (and I actually do) then an empty pretty boy. If the pretty boy happens to be funny and charming that's OK too. Point is – the inside is far more important than the package. Beauty fades but mean is forever

And I'm not a hideous freak who can't get a cute guy. I'm just saying that pretty is entertaining for only so long. A guy that can make you laugh everyday is going to get you through the rough patches of life!

1) When I was in college I lived across the hall from a couple that I thought were roommates. I thought that for a long while. It wasn't until a year later that I found out from the landlord that they were a married couple. He was a petty good looking, fit guy and she was a large woman (think Matt Damon and Camryn Manheim).

2 &3) I've gone to two parties recently where the husband was fit and very good looking (ie. tongues were wagging) and very average to slightly unattractive wives. In both scenarios, the couples were very lovey dovey and crazy about each other.

The whole point of this is that it is what is inside the heart that counts. A lot of guys tell me this. They carry on about looks sometimes but in the end they want someone who will love them no matter what.

This reminds me of the Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett affair and I predict it will last about as long. She is brilliant- suspect she is getting paid by someone or something very fishy is going on. In the photo she is looking so happy smug; but that could also be an awesome buzz face.

It's such a photo op. I highly doubt it's real. Not because of the 'he's fat' and 'she's a 10' thing, but because in hollyweird, there is usually some sort of 'coming out' when a new couple is dating. This pic it TOO perfect. Too staged. It's for publicity, if anything.

@CarmeliteLady, how is Charlize "definitely" a lesbian, as you state not once but twice? She has a history of significant relationships with men since way before she ever got famous, so I'm not seeing anything that proves your theory.

@ dia-yeah, I don't think great relationships depend on both parties being smoking hot, but this was just ludicrous- no way Charlize is gonna pass up her freedom for this guy no matter how jolly he is!

He was interviewed on red carpet at the Emmys and said he was baffled but flattered that this rumor started. He said the next time anyone reads a tabloid story and begins to believe it, to remember how one linked him with Charlize Theron. Not true, but it would be cute if it were.

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