180.eva just pwn3d you Lobe. Maybe you can write a novel called The Chronicles of Failure: An Existential Journey Across My Nutsack.

Basically the novel will start with a scene of you posting on LSD as an old man in your 70's. The imagery of the sad old man's eyes will reveal a tale of a life ruined, leaving an empty shell of the former Lobe. In his previous life, Lobe dreamed of being a novelist and attending law school. But, along the way he got so caught up in worrying about DOWNY that his entire life was derailed. Somewhere in life young Lobe took a turn for the worse, his psychological health deteriorating rapidly as he caved to bestiality and excessive masturbation. Soon, in what appeared to be the blink of an eye, he awoke from his slumber, a worn-out, tired specter of his previous self. This novel could become the first true American tragedy.

Downy reminds me of my old neighbour twenty years back who insanely knifed me after a nightly booze & bingo thinking that I was kidnapping her 2 year old instead of just babysitting him. She apologized the day after but her nightlife eventually caught up to her. Five years later they buried her and her long rapsheet. Yes Downy was everywhere and owned the board, brilliant, witty, etc etc but really just digging a hole.

How is DOWNY like your neighbor? How is he digging a hole? I don't really get it.

You all are SO fascinated and threatened by what we do on blsd that you literally take the time out to create different screennames and antagonise various posters. The fact of the matter is that you're cowards. You'll never say 1/4 of what you say on these boards in person. You hide behind this false internet personas when in fact you should be doing more with your lives. That's the reason we have blsd. We're progressive. We aren't worried about downey or all of the other clowns and the popularity contests on this board. We have constructive conversations on a daily basis. I can't say the same for you copycats...

Lord Bartha- for you specifically you need to be more concerned about the example that you're setting for your son and how your negative comments and views are going to shape and mold the way that he sees the world.

Yes, the BLSD thread is SO PROGRESSIVE. In fact, it’s so progressive that I posted a couple links so that everyone can be educated.

i am respectfully asking those to enlighten the feb. writers by sharing their experiences of their preliminaries.

reporting time for us is 8:30 am. my qs are: albeit i know it will vary (i'm trying to obtain an average), at what time or hour did the lsat begin? and when specifically should we ask to be excused to quickly filter out are bladders?

a recent thread on here has compelled me to think that peeing at a certain time COULD BE EXTREMELY advantageous.

tx. in advance. : )

btw, did any of you guys bring your cell and/or walkman but kept it put up, except of course during the break? i'd really like to bring my mp3, but the rules say no. and a rule is rule. just tyring to get a feel for what others have done or have witnessed. again, tx. in advance.

Ever see a marathon? The runners piss themselves like there's no tomorrow- they can't spare the time to stop and go.

As is true with the LSAT. One fat kid in my section shat himself three times during the October 03 test. Two girls peed themselves. It's just how the LSAT goes. It's life in the fast lane and it takes no prisoners.

If you aren't willing to sh*t yourself in a room full of strangers you probably aren't law school material HTH

I'm trying to get an understanding as to why the "Black Law Student Discussion thread" is such a problem to some of you. No one has been banned from coming in there. None of you have posted negative responses to the Minority Topics sub-board started by Andrew. You spend too much time worried about what other people are doing instead of getting your lives together off of this board.

It's not a problem at all- just as long we have a Black Board, a White Board, an Asian Board, an Indian Board, a Persian Board, a Jewish Board, a Catholic Board, a Muslim Board, and boards for every group as well. I feel bad for the people who fit into more than one category, they are screwed!

We want EQUALITY, right? That IS the goal, is it not? Well great! Let's be really "equal" about it and make a board for every ethnic/religious/racial group!

This will surely make LSD a better place- think about it. The goal of LSD is not to provide a common forum for discussion about law school, heavens no! The goal is to fracture, splinter break and divide any unity that might exist. To do this we must seperate into our respective boards, just like Ruskie and TUNA suggested.

Obviously this will help spread information about law school- everyone knows it is more efficient to divide the boards and limit the flow of discussion. This can ONLY be good for the purpose of this site.

Plus, Ruskie's ingenious plan will also ACCENTUATE racial differences. Throughtout human history, accentuating differences through hostile seperatism has ALWAYS been good for everyone! The examples of endless- just look at Africa and Eastern Europe! They are PARADIGMS of harmony.

Finally, I think we should make sure to bring up AA on every topic. I agree with mivida's approach- even though AA was not an issue on this thread and Bartha had not talked about it, mivida correctly brought it up. I'm so glad, because this thread just needed an AA post.

Well, here's my take on AA:

If you don't support it blindly and wholeheartedly, you are a flagrant racist. Equality is actually a bad thing, but you have to be politically correct in allocating losses. And if you disagree with that, well sorry, you're racist! In fact, if you even questioned the legitimacy of AA, you are a horrible person and must hate everyone who isn't white. This is the only logical conclusion I can arrive at.

Also, you're probably racist if you spend lots of time telling everyone how great AA is. White people love to do this, because it compensates for their white-guilt. If you see a white person shouting and stomping their feet about AA, look out. Oops, you're a racist!