If I get a Switch, the only game I really want is Pokemon. Maybe Super Mario Odyssey.

If I get a PS4, the only game I really want is Spider-Man. Maybe RDR2.

The Switch is portable, which is a big plus, but then again, do I want to be 23 years old walking around playing Pokemon? I think the fuck not.

On the other hand, if I get the PS4, I’m not sure I’d spend enough time playing it in the long run to warrant the expense. I’d blitz through Spider-Man… and then what? Every other game I might want to play on it is out for PC.

Decisions, decisions.

Here’s a wild suggestion: Get neither? If you think you’ll be unsatisfied with your purchase either way, don’t do it.

What got you thinking along these lines in the first place? Do you just want to be the kind of person who owns a console? Do you want to play games with visiting friends? What are you up to, exactly, that’s got you thinking of blowing hundreds of dollars on hardware you barely want?

hey uhhh let’s not over-hype Obsidian’s new game because y’all remember what happened the last 999999999 times games were over-hyped

I fully understand where you’re coming from, but as a counterpoint, I can’t remember Obsidian ever putting out a bad game before.

doesn’t mean it won’t happen. I’m not saying it’ll be bad, I just don’t want to see 9 million posts about people bitching that it didn’t deliver

I doubt we’ll hear the amount of bitching and moaning as we’ve heard for WW3.

I think I’ve seen, literally, 2 posts complaining about WW3. And honestly that game feeling like it’s just in it’s testing phase. But then again IT IS! I mean isn’t that what “Early Access” is?

Well, you weren’t in the discord or on twitter when it released then

Obsidian was bought by Microsoft less than a month ago…. so just keep that in mind

Yes, but let’s not forget that not all shitty devs are shitty in the same ways. Where EA likes to hollow the game out and fill it with monetization techniques, Microsoft instead likes to cram whatever gimmick they’re pushing into as many games as possible, even if it means making an RTS use kinect.

So what’s Microsoft been trying to force us to like these days, whether we want to or not?

hey uhhh let’s not over-hype Obsidian’s new game because y’all remember what happened the last 999999999 times games were over-hyped

I fully understand where you’re coming from, but as a counterpoint, I can’t remember Obsidian ever putting out a bad game before.

doesn’t mean it won’t happen. I’m not saying it’ll be bad, I just don’t want to see 9 million posts about people bitching that it didn’t deliver

I doubt we’ll hear the amount of bitching and moaning as we’ve heard for WW3.

I think I’ve seen, literally, 2 posts complaining about WW3. And honestly that game feeling like it’s just in it’s testing phase. But then again IT IS! I mean isn’t that what “Early Access” is?

Well, you weren’t in the discord or on twitter when it released then

Obsidian was bought by Microsoft less than a month ago…. so just keep that in mind

Yes, but let’s not forget that not all shitty devs are shitty in the same ways. Where EA likes to hollow the game out and fill it with monetization techniques, Microsoft instead likes to cram whatever gimmick they’re pushing into as many games as possible, even if it means making an RTS use kinect.

So what’s Microsoft been trying to force us to like these days, whether we want to or not?

From Kate Upton’s particularly generous assets to Kristen Stewart’s rookie topless performance, this year was all about the fairer sex showing us their lovely breasts. Here, for your viewing pleasure, are our favorites for 2012

A day or two ago, I was at “boob” restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friend’s brother’s birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter to ask where it was, blah blah blah, normal stuff. And when I was halfway across the restaurant, some guy at a table slapped my ass. And he and all his friends started laughing about it. I spun around and slapped him across the face back.

He got sooo pissed. Started yelling at me and calling me a bitch and then told me “You can’t hit me! I’m a customer!”

I’m pretty well developed for my age, and this happened when it was hot as fuck outside so I was wearing shorts and a tank top.

“I’m not a worker, asshole! And you shouldn’t slap their asses too just because they can’t hit you back!” I’m pretty sure I said something to the effect although I probably am explaining it as if I was smooth and calm back then, but I was an embarrassed, mortified mess

And then I asked one of the waitresses to call the police. The guy was backpedaling and trying to apologize.

Fun fact: I’m 15. Like I said, very well developed for my age.

So I told him no, we were both going to wait here for the police to show up so I could report him for sexually abusing and harassing a minor.

He panicked and was even trying to bargain with me, but like fuck I was letting him off the hook. Think of how many other girls this asshole has probably harassed! I just have the power to do something about it.

Police got there and I had about at least 50 witnesses to attest to the fact a stranger, who was probably like 40, slapped my ass, when I am, in fact, a minor. Not to mention he yelled things at me when he thought I was a worker like “You can’t touch me! I’ll beat your ass, cunt!” Which I referenced as him threatening me too.

The rest of his friends were mortified and had tried to leave but I insisted that they have to stay because the cops might want statements from them. Whether or not that’s true, I don’t fuckin know, but the manager seemed to agree enough to tell them to wait for the police.

I had tried not to, but as some point when talking to one of the waitresses while waiting for the police, I started crying because of how violated I felt. It may have done good for the police came in to see my crying, I don’t know, but the waitresses were all so sweet and tried to comfort me when they had the chance.

I intend to press charges. Since I am a minor I need my parents to help or whatever and I know nothing about this kinda thing but I can potentially get him labeled a sex offender, which he IS, so I want him to actually feel punishment for his abuse towards female workers (I doubt I’m the first girl he’s harassed, maybe just the first who could fight back without her job on the line, so I want to be the last girl he harasses), just… ugh. I just hope he gets the punishment he deserves. So… wish me luck with this whole “legal system” nonsense.

My hero

Absolute hero status – no way would I have stood up for myself like that at 15. Never lose that fire, girl!

inb4 anyone even thinks of defending him because of where he was

“You can’t hit me I’m a customer”

This sentence right here tells us so many things:

– He is aware of what he sees as his ‘rights’ as far as retaliation– For this to be his *first* thought (rather than “WHY did you hit me”) shows he was fully aware of why he was hit– If he knew instantly *why* he was hit then he knows that slapping someone’s ass is something they DON’T LIKE– He chose to slap a person, knowing that slapping is something that people don’t generally like– He felt entitled enough to his actions that the only thing that surprised him was the retaliation NOT the reaction– He EXPECTED her to be upset by his actions. He was SURPRISED there were consequences.

That is a scummy, cowardly, weak piece of shit human being right there.

I would really love an update on this

If he knew instantly why he was hit then he knows that slapping someone’s ass is something they DON’T LIKE

He chose to slap a person, knowing that slapping is something that people don’t generally like

He felt entitled enough to his actions that the only thing that surprised him was the retaliation NOT the reaction

He EXPECTED her to be upset by his actions. He was SURPRISED there were consequences.

It’s kind of impressive when you write four sentences in a row, in a list, and each and every one of them is deceptive. I’d write some more insults here but they’re deactivated so whatever.

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

saint nicholas is of Turkic ancestry, the only depictions of him as black are from Bari, where no one has ever seen him, centuries after his death, get this medievalpoc tier garbage off my dash, shoo

Turkic? What?

Turkish maybe, based on modern borders, but at the time of St. Nick, he was probably culturally Hellenic (Greek name) or Roman (Roman empire), and at the time the Turks were living in the steppe and not in Asia Minor, and Islam was not yet a thing.

I mean sure, medievalpoc is historical revisionism, but it’s more complicated than that. St. Nick lived before the Migrations Period, before the Bantu Expansion reached what is now South Africa, before the Anglo-Saxon invasion of Britain, around the time of the last prosecutions of Christians and during the reign of Constantine.

I mean you can argue that the modern Turks are genetically 90% either Byzantine or Greek, and just culturally Turkish, but that kind of pots-vs-people debate is irrelevant to St. Nick, who was neither Turkish nor Turkic.

That’s a lot more analysis than I was going to do.

I was just going to post “Jesus was clearly white,” above a screen cap of a twitter bluecheck saying “My fellow white people, we must”