As Seen on TV

Lately I tend to find myself staying up late at night watching whatever seems interesting on TV. The other night I came across this guy:

Yep, Rick Harrison from the Pawn Stars program on the History Channel. Except he wasn’t on the History Channel, he was on some other channel touting this product:

I am used to people on television hawking products. Everyone has to make a living, now don’t they? The problem that I have with this is that ole Rick here says that the razor he is hawking does a great job on his head. I take offense to that in that I don’t believe it to be true. Why would I have this doubt? Well maybe because this is me:

Well, me and one of my lovely daughters. And as you can see I shave my head also. And I know that the razor that Rick is hawking cannot possibly do what he says it does. As a matter of fact I use this brand of razor:

And even they don’t do exactly what I want them to do. But I stay with the program because they are inexpensive and I don’t have to remember to buy razors when I go to the store. One less thing to deal with is where I am at in this day and age.