You don’t even need to get a concussion to do that… just the ability to talk in your sleep… like the time I asked my brother where elevators went…

Or the time I had just gotten to bed, my wife had dropped a spatula between the stove and the counter, and she woke me up to get it for her (as my arms are longer…) This was at a time when I had just started a new job at the Canon Printers Helpline, and was cramming a lot of printer info in my head, as I was learning the job… So I crouched down in front of the stove for a few moments, and then asked:

“Do you want it to print in color? Because if you do, we need to install a different driver…”