Report claims Farrah only made $10 grand for Backdoor Teen Mom, not $1 million

A new report from Fox411 says that Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made only $10,000 for having squirting anal with James Deen in Backdoor Teen Mom, not the “nearly $1 million” claimed by Vivid and reported by TMZ. And if you can’t trust the porn industry to tell the truth about numbers, who can you?

One source close to the situation tells FOX411 the former “Teen Mom” star only got about 1/100 of that amount.

That’s right: $10,000, not $1 million.

I like how they needed an entire separate paragraph to explain their own math.

And Kevin Blatt, who has brokered several celebrity sex tapes himself, said Tami Erin, who once portrayed “Pippi Longstockings,” got the same offer.

“Tami Erin was offered $10K up front which is standard for Vivid,” Blatt told FOX411. “It is what they offer every celebrity, not a million dollars.”

I feel compelled to call at least partial bullsh*t on this story. I mean yeah, if Vivid said almost a million, she probably got less than that. But the idea that a girl from a current MTV reality show who squirts and does anal isn’t going to get more than a 39-year-old no one remembers from a movie that came out in the 80s is ridiculous. Farrah is a world-class moron, but unless Elmer Fudd negotiated this deal, I have to think she made more than $10K. But hey, if you can’t trust the gossip division of Fox News, who can you?

The more all these washed up “celebrities” make these videos the worse the pay and benefits will be. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian got in before they devalued the entire fake sex tape career path. Simple e-cum-nomics.

Yeah, this story sounds completely plausible to me. 30% back end is actually a really good deal provided you can sell. I could see ” 10,000 + 30%” being the standard offer to celebrities as it mitigates Vivid’s investment. If no one wants to buy a pipi longstocking sex tape, then no harm donw to Vivid. And if it sells, Pipi wins as well.

The Mighty Feklahr often “sees” her face when He is strangling the elderly. And stabbing the orderlies. And killing the damn nurse for picking up the fucking phone by jamming a partially filled colostomy bag down her throat. What was in that shit that Jem’Hadar sold Him?