Keisha Evans maintains a self-run adult website that caters to men (and
women, I suppose) that enjoy large breasts. By â€œlarge,â€ I mean
â€œcomically ridiculous and sorta sad and weird.â€ Her site says that
she has 6,000 ccâ€™s of liquid jammed into 3,000 cc bags. I donâ€™t
think that sounds very safe, but get used to it. Nothing that anyone on
this list does sounds very safe. She claims to have a 56.5 inch bust. I
donâ€™t doubt it. Her site actually has a pretty interesting FAQ for how
her â€œendowmentâ€ affects her life. I donâ€™t believe a lot of it,
but itâ€™s interesting nonetheless.
Source 8. Sabrina Sabrok
This Argentine woman is a model/rock star/TV host that even served as
the opening act for Marilyn Manson in the bandâ€™s infancy in 1997. She
had several augmentation surgeries in order to gain the record of
â€œInternational Celebrity with the Biggest Breasts.â€ A weird title
for a weird person. Her bosom weighs a total of 18 kilos, or about 40
pounds. I bet she has really toned legs due to those guys.
Source 7. Maxi Mounds
She wears a size 42M and each one of her knockers weighs a very
respectable 20 pounds apiece, which is like going through your life
carrying around quadruplets in your ninth month. Good times! Believe it
or not, sheâ€™s an adult film actress. Thatâ€™s so weird!
Source 6. Lolo Ferrari
She is (or was, since she’s dead) reportedly the owner of the largest
breasts in Europe, which makes it difficult for me to compare, because
they are all metric and whatnot. I assume. Maybe they use inches. But it
would be funnier if they used centimeters and she was 84-52-78 or
something. It reads like she would be some sort of Amazon woman. Maybe
if they wanted to understate her, they could use meters and she could be
something like 1.2-.7-1. That has a certain elegance to it.
She endured 22 enhancement surgeries and killed herself in 2000,
though itâ€™s suspected that there may have been foul play involving her
husband. Her measurements are hard to narrow down, but 58F seems like
the most frequent guess.
Source 5. Busty Dusty
Ms. Dusty is an adult film actress (almost hard to believe, I know). Her
bra size was billed erroneously as a 90HHH, which is ridiculous, but
her actual measurements were reported to be 54-24-34, which is way more
tasteful and understated. She retired from films in 1999. I also learned
that she engaged in threesomes, mostly with two men, during her stints
as a stripper. I think that information just bumped the quadratic
equation out of my head. Rats.
Source 4. Uhâ€¦â€BB Gunns.â€ I swear. Thatâ€™s her name.
Do you think 78HHH size breasts are overkill? BB Gunns (willing to bet
thatâ€™s not her Christian name) thought they were jussssst right.
Couple those sweater cows with those handsome and understated blonde
braids and we certainly have the most tasteful entry on this list, if
not the biggest. Iâ€™m more interested in how she doesnâ€™t fall forward
with every step. Sheâ€™s probably got some elaborate hidden system of
hooks and pulleys to keep her upright.
Source 3. Nameless, Innovative Lady
Well, Iâ€™ll be damned. Breast implants that are absurdly huge can also be really practical. Sort of. I assume this is probably fake or staged,
but the article is dry enough that Iâ€™m inclined to believe that some
idiot out there thinks that huge boobs may serve as a viable
counterweight should you dangle out a window. I think that, best case
scenario, this would be very uncomfortable. These boobs, should they prove to be real, seem to be the largest of the bunch, but without some quantitative figure, sheâ€™s going to have to settle for #3.
Source 2. Sheyla Hershey
There are whisperings that Sheyla Hershey is rocking the biggest boobs
on this list, but since I havenâ€™t seen a cc number associated with her
surgery, she has to settle for the silver medal. What can I say? Iâ€™m
methodical like that. Her 38KKK (racist?) implants were later removed
when doctors claimed that they were killing her, as she was languishing
in bed all day, in pain with a fever. Gee, thatâ€™s the least surprising
outcome I would have expected from sticking those monstrosities in your
body. Go figure.
Source 1. Chelsea Charms
She is tipping the scales at about 1200cc of augmentation (I sound like a
doctor, donâ€™t I?) whereas a normal augmentation is about
275-800ccâ€™s. I donâ€™t know what compels a woman to do this, but here
we are. I think rational thinking isnâ€™t exactly a priority when you
get two beach balls shoved in your chest. She takes one step too quickly
and sheâ€™s liable to clock herself in the face. Enjoy, Chelsea.