I was going to write something about the word du jour, but then I read this and thought, "Hell, that's better than anything I'd write about covfefe." In other words, trying to compete would get me pwned.

(PS: 'covfefe' is almost certainly coverage, but Trump doesn't come equipped with even the modicum of humility required to say, "oops, I fucked up. I typed the wrong thing and fell asleep and thereby posted it." Nope, he's got to keep the bullshit going. One day, I swear, we're going to learn that Trump's first golf game had 11 holes-in-one.