Have You Ever...This is the feeling i get around this wonderfull woman. I love you with all my heart Hope.
You're simply perfect.
To really love a woman
To understand her
You gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought
See every dream
And give her wings when she wants to fly
And when you find yourself
Lying helpless in her arms
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman
You tell her that sheís really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that sheís the one
She needs somebody
To tell her that itís gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman
To really love a woman
Let her hold you
Do you know how she needs to be touched ?
You gotta breath her
Really taste her
To you can feel her in your blood
Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman
You tell her that sheís really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that sheís the one
She needs som

My Night'sDreams are elusive like the shimmer in fresh dew. So distant, abusive Nightmares, please don't come true. Yet one night I can't help but want this dear life with pure colors felt but no agony, no strife. Other nights I flip out, I wake up, I cry, I wail. Sobs bubble up and I just shout. My body quivers, my skin so pale.
The time's right, there's laughter- The end is near, hope has gone to gloom- Maybe just maybe there's happily ever after- But maybe the blood stains shall bloom. There is no way to evade the nightmares or the dreams. I can't help what my dark mind has made. I lash out, I freak out, emptily I scream.
Great dissatisfaction when I open my eyes- The happiness impossible, never to be. Crazed laughter transforms to cries, "Oh please, oh please, let that happen to me." Exhaustion is too tempting When the other choice is sleep The choice is wavering. So maybe tonight, I'll just hope to dream tomorrow. And hope dreams are possible in this impossible dream.

Pandemonium Of LustMud-stained wings and blood-filled kisses, Heavenly sharp fingers and murderous lustful eyes, Distorted blurry images And Summer of fetishes. Chaos, Insanity, Confusion, Erotica. It was love that drove us mad, And I continue to drown In this Forever growing Pandemonium Of Lust

To The LostTo the lost poems of body and soul lost forever in dreams untold. untold to those who might cry in dispair lost to ears that wait for a word of care to these peoms i dedicate this you are not lost, just untold bliss you are not hidden in a final dream but in my mind, waiting.....unseen.

Blah Blah Blah And More Blah!Well people I guess I have finally succumbed to the annoyance and pettiness of this site we call Fubar. The more and more I log in, the more I wonder WTF am I getting myself into. I have been here for quite awhile and have saw it go from Lost Cherry, to Cherry Tap and now what we call Fubar. Well out of all the names I think FUBAR fits BEST! Yep, seems to me half this fukers are Fuked Up BeyonD All Recognition or Repair whichever or BOTH...TRUE STORY!
I love all my friends, even the phony ones but I have decided I need a DETOX. No I am not deleting, thats just stupid. I worked hard enough to get where I am and will be damn if I start over unless they delete my sh*t on their own LOL. But I will say that I have never been on a site where DAILY bullsh*t is as common as everyone's default being a tit pic. All of us are old enough yet instead we act like the kids we gave birth to. Not all this applies to everyone because I have met WONDERFUL people on here. They know who they are and i

Explain This To Me!This is going to be long, and well probably not very pretty, but I feel it has to be said. Although I value everyoneís opinion, donít expect yours to sway mine. That being said...
I find myself in a very difficult situation. You see I found FuBar, then CT, through my wife, and found it to be a very enjoyable place to spend my time. I'm an over the road truck driver, who happens to enjoy an open relationship with his lovely wife. Fu allows me to meet various individuals in all the wonderful cities that I get to frequent. A few months ago, a friend invited me to this lounge, The Ace Cafť Terror Brothers Radio. Man what a fantastic place to kill my days. So many wonderful people, all adults, great staff, man, it was like heaven on the net. But as time progressed I found things that well to be honest kinda left a bad taste in my mouth so to speak. The friend that actually invited me just up and left fu for no apparent reason. Not just the room, but the whole site. I had thought

Useless Stuff I Think OfI definitely don't want a man to be head over heels for me... But I will turn into a lunatic if he's not.
I don't want him to pine over me and turn into a sap.. But, dammit, I WANT ALL HIS ATTENTION.
How does that country song go.. "Everytime I get what I want, I come unsatisfied.. Good is good but could be better... "
Holy crap, I am a total nutjob.
It really sucks when you come to realize that you have more in common with the new straight-jacket Britney Spears than you do with the old hot bodied one that you used to pray all through high school would gain 100 lbs.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
I don't want to date. I don't want to fall in love.. I just want a man to be there when I call that I can do the couple stuff with. Like sleep with. And go on vacations..
I don't have time for courtship.. I don't have time for feelings..
I just want a relationship where I'm the only woman he's with, he's the only man that I'm with.
We go to work.. We have dinner with the kid

Bbw's Rock My World!There is nothing sweeter than big chunky women. Its about time the world recognizes them as true sex symbols. If you are a voluptuos woman, feel free to contact me anytime....

Bonann Will AgreeBounty Hunters make the best lovers they have the cuffs, the stick and the gun is always loaded.

Never Say "i Love You"Never Say "I Love You"
If You Really Don't Care
Never Talk About Feelings
If They Aren't Really There
Never Hold My Hand
If Your Gonna Break My Heart
Never Say Your Going To.....
If You Don't Plan To Start
Never Look Into My Eyes
If All Your Gonna Do Is Lie...
Never Say "Hi"
If You Really Mean "Goodbye"
If You Really Mean Forever
Then Say You Will Try
Never Say Forever
Cause Forever Makes Me CRY!!!
*By AnArmyOfOne*

Respect Or Lack There Of!READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP!
masterdomi...: believe me, gagging when looking at your lard ass does not require cock thinking.
->masterdomi...: i am sorry that you do not know how to treat a women. how hard is it for a man to think with his brain and not his dick?
masterdomi...: yes and I am sure you are called air bags for reasons other than your big fat floppy juggs laid out all over the internet too....you sluts lay your fat asses out for the world to see and when you get a comment you get pissed off......kiss my ass fat bitch
->masterdomi...: they are not showen all over the internet like most of the whores on here. atleast i have enough self respect to keep my clothes on in all my pictures
masterdomi...: hey, flop your fat juggs out for the
whole world to see and what do you expect.
->masterdomi...: good bye you disrespectful jerk
masterdomi...: nice fat juggs
I AM SORRY IF ANYTHING THAT I SAID UPSETS ANYONE BUT BEING TREATED LIKE THIS MAKES ME VERY UPSET!

Good Friday AgreementJuly 1969 through 31 December 1993
[Based upon the revised figures of the Belfast Independent Research
Group ]
According to the Belfast Independent Research Group, 3,285 people lost
their lives as a direct result of this latest phase of the Anglo/Irish
conflict. The vast majority of deaths occurred in the Six Northeastern
Counties of British Occupied Ireland. The political violence in these
six, small counties of Ireland with a million and one-half people has
meant that 1 out of every 500 citizens has been killed. In American
terms, it would be the equivalent of 500,000 deaths, 10 Viet Nams.
This slaughter is a direct result of the politically motivated
gerrymander of Ireland to solve the very short term needs of British
political interests.
The Bare Facts
The bare facts are that of the 3, 285 deaths in the conflict from July
1969 to December 1993, Republicans have killed 1,928, Loyalists 911,
British forces 357, Irish Republic forces have killed 3 and "others"
[de

Wedding BullysCome Visit DJ BlackDragons Bar&Dance Club For the Joining of two wonderful peopleDJ WOLFIE AND Country Girl Time 8:00PM central time 9:00PM eastern time 7:00PM western time DATE MARCH 7, 2008. Come show your support and have a great time after words.

Help Me Get To Fu QueenI HAVE EXACTLY 2 MORE DAYS LEFT ON MY VIP, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BECOME FU QUEEN BEFORE MY VIP RUNS OUT. I HELP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEOPLE ON HERE, NOW IS WHEN I WOULD LIKE THE FAVOR IN RETURN. YOU ALL KNOW LOVE WILL BE RETURNED BY ME. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. CLICK MY PIC BELOW. THANK YOU!!! HRTOFGOLD
~ &hearts Hrtofgold &hearts ~@ fubar

Advice From CandyQ:
It's been forcibly brought to my attention that I suck at arguing. I'm not nice, and I just suck at it. According to an online quiz I took with a grain of salt, I am a destructive arguer. Needless to say, I have GOT to change this.
I'm going to look up books, articles and such that hopefully can help me. If the stuff I find doesn't help, I will go see a therapist. Do you have anything to recommend?
A: Seems like your trying to get help in this but I think seeing a therapist on an issue like this is not necessary. It's not important in life to be "good" at arguing. And online quizzes (unless made by professionals in love, life and relationships) ARE to be taken with a grain of salt. It's more important to figure out why there is arguing and how to fix the situation. The last thing we should worry about in life and in our relationships is being a good at arguing we need to learn to be good at loving, caring, and having compassion. A really great book if you are wanting to

Yet To Find!!HUMMMMMM...I'M THINKING IS THERE A MAN IN THIS ON LINE WORLD THAT CAN TALK TO ME LIKE ALOT OF THEM HAVE...YET KEEP MY INTREST LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO EVEN WANT TO MEET YOU IN PERSON?....OR DO YOU EVEN CARE TO??? SEEMS THE ONLINE WORLD IS ENOUGH FOR ALL OF THEM....IT PUZZLES ME!! I WOULD MUCH RATHER GO AND DO THINGS TOGATHER AND IF THE CARDS ARE PLAYED RIGHT...WELL ACTUALLY FEEL YOU'RE SKIN ON MINE...WHEWWWWW....THATS ABOUT IT...I VENTED!!! LOL

Attractive....maybeWhat is and what is not attractive is defined personally but society does play a role. It is very interesting to me because with this subject matter we all define what is and what is not attractive, differently. But as most of you know, what you find attractive now will most likely change as you get older and as you go through different stages of your lives. One thing that is very interesting is that we all tend to follow "social norms" when it comes to attraction. For example, if the majority of girls in high school think the quarterback is attractive then other girls will tend to think that way. George Clooney has been around for a very long time, why all of a sudden do we all think he is attractive? Sure he is a good looking guy, but he has always been a good looking guy, so what has changed? Because, he is now popular and we tend to follow the social norms when it comes to our perception of what is and what is not attractive. Of course there are many of you who disagree and think

11 Rules Of FubarTHE fubar RULES
ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
SIX
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please pu

Rules Of The SouthThe 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You just better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturda

Annoying BackgroundsI really like to read the bulletin board, ya know, to keep up with what's going on...There are a lot of ppl who use some really awesome backgrounds, easy on the eyes...Then, we have the ppl who use the most annoying and nauseating backgrounds that I can't even finish reading them...When there are backgrounds so freaking annoying you can't read the words, see the pics and by the time you've had enough of it, you're already sick to your stomach and your eyes are spinning like you're drunk and high and feel the need to put one foot on the ground to keep from vomiting...Are my eyes too sensitive and my equilibrium off a bit more than most, or do they drive others completely freaking crazy???

My Day TodayOk here has been my day lol its been a gr8 day so i decided to share it with all y'all :D
First i had a lie in this morning but once 9 am got here i woz up and made a few moves of chess :D
Then wen my kids dad got back with Ryan (my youngest) i went to my local garage and fixed Ryans bike lol (he needed the seat and handlebars putting higher as with the training wheels) then wen i got back i re coloured my hair (only the roots lmao :D ) then i went out for the aftanoon
When i got back i picked my other son (6yr old Patrick) from school and took him down to the park to learn how to ride WITHOUT training wheels :D and while we woz out had a lovely dinna at the diner in the park :D
Then we had a lovely evening watching a movie ....
wow now lol i think just about covers it :D

Fu-own Vee!!!!You know you want to....LOL...
Click on my pic and go from there...
Check this out!! I'll make it even sweeter still to own me! I'll increase the length of time to 1 month for all involved...AND I'll rate ALL your pics 11s during Happy Hour each week!!
How's THAT?:D

You SuckTo the so few who think im some game or piece of ass,i don't need you sending me bullshit mail telling me crap & i sure as hell don't need down in the mouth asswipes,you know who you are & i have put up with your shit for years even before this freaky lil sex starved derogative site came about,which yes i find so belittling,thats why my pics are mine if i make them private then thats my choice,i love my body but i choose who sees it & if you don't like it go jump cause i don't give a damn & another thing ask yourself what love is instead of throwing it around like its some game don't tell someone you love them cause your a lonely ass,get a life this is virtual reality at its best,love is real go find it & learn.
I am done with my bitch session,i am such a good bitch when i wanna be.
Regards Me :p

AnxietyAnxiety: Skeleton Song
I'll stay right here with all these familiar faces
And shut-out everyone else from the world we created
Instead of becoming the sick and twisted
I'll lose myself in a song again
And there's nothing wrong in being far from light
Another skeleton song stuck in my head all night
And there's something wrong when everything goes right
Another skeleton song will save my life tonight.

Please Help A Brother Firefighter.below is a link for a fellow firefighter who was criticly hurt last week and for some reson his insurance is giving him problems. He was battling a house fire last sunday, where during the fire fight he was burned baddly "over 40% of his body." He and his partner were in a living room fighting the fire and a gas line from out side the structure vented into the house and burned him pretty bad. we are trying to raise some money to help his family out so they can survive. If you can help great. We are also have some fill the boot fundraisers, and car washes all over the state. so if you see one be sure to stop in. Below is a link to paypal. all the funds are going directly to his family.
https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=_LpvOuHlkAT6rRZXW1LBL-m5TgSpR8hfMleao_xXFKidflk8JgEvXYh_Cpa&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f35bed810ca29224194ca8b1b097b67190a72a7a4da266138.
His E-Mail is code_3_life@yahoo.com.
All of us firemen hope you can help, Thank you

Stupid People That Thing A Gun Will Solve Ur Problems...ok butterfly34 here on fubar has a ex hubby whos a nut , her idea is grab the kids and get a gun and shoot him when he comes for her, i tried to tell her its nto that simple and she said she liked the pretty green one , i told her that you would liek a pretty one and that guns are not something that you pick out because there pretty, i told her that i know a hell of a lot about guns i mean i have been a cop for 4 years i am a counter sniper and an air force secuarity forces air police investigator, i have been to iraq 4 times i carry a gun nearly everyday and she says she donsent need my help , she addmitted to me she not only dosent know how to shoot but has no clue abotu guns yet by the end of our convo , i was an asshole and a jerk and i was blocked because i kinda joked about the fact she admits to haveing no clue about guns but she wil get one and kill him lol so who may i ask is the idiot?, all i asked her to do is let me help her so innocent ppl other then her target didnt get k

For Alyssa And AsiaThe Magic Butterfly by Crazydave
Flying high in the sky, without a care in the world, Janet the magical butterfly soared up and down. Looking and hoping for someone to play with.
Up and down, round and round she flew, looking into all the gardens as she flew.
Then out in front of her she saw Alysaa and Asia playing in their back garden. Swooping down she landed on the rose bush at the back of the garden.
"Hello Alysaa and Asia", she said, "Do you fancy playing a game with me?"
"Who said that?" wondered Asia
Alysaa just looked puzzled, as she heard the voice as well.
"It's me I'm Janet, down on the rose bush at the bottom of the garden.
Both Girls looked at each other and ran the whole length of the garden, stopping smartly beside the roses.
"Hello" said the Girls excitedly, "We didn't know butterflies could talk and how did you know our names".
By now the Girls were giggling away to themselves.
"I'm a magical butterfly, who goes around to play with chil

Auctionsok we are going to go slow with this any one man or woman wants to get in this acution hit up me up on the shout box or pvt. mesg. me if you want in you have to let me know what you will offer this will will start ethier monday or tuesday depending on how many join right now 10 is the max i will take thaxs

This Was Written For MeAs I stand tap tap tapping @ your hotel room door,I find myself thinking back to the first time I saw you on a silly lil website called FUBAR.A vision of beauty w/long blonde hair,the kinda hair that makes me wanna pull you close just so I can smell its bouquet.Amazing blue eyes that have this exotic appeal to them.the kind of eyes that make me melt when I think of their sparkle,and a mouth that I could kiss forever.After chatting for months online the day has arrived when we finally get to meet.I hear u call out,"Just a second",from the other side of the door and the sound of your voice makes my heart skip a beat.Moments later the door opens and we stand face to face for the first time,both of us smiling like school kids on the last day of class.I enter your suite carrying my massage table and a duffle bag,and let them drop so I can squeeze you hello.as we hug I breathe in your scent,ahhh the scent of a woman,and find myself intoxicated for a moment,by the lovely smell and the feel of

Poems By MeAlone siting in the dark,
There's not even a sound.
I look up to see,
Stars shining all around.
She lies here
Safe in my arms.
Does she know
I could never harm?
Its a love
That I've never known.
All these feelings
I was never shown.
I love her
So dear and true
Because without her
My life would still be blue!

Married!!!so my sister went off and got married sometime today.
Did she tell any of us in advance so we could have been there? NO
But she did call my mom this evening and tell her. While on the phone with my sister, mom comes to my room, pops her head in and is all like "your sister got married today" and I (kinda shocked and couldnt think of anything else to say) said And???
For one, me and my sister dont talk. I havent even seen her in over a year! WTF? Yeah, I wish her the best, and hope her marriage doesnt turn out like mine did, but hell... im not just going to waste energy jumping up and down for her. She wouldnt do it for me if I had new like that or any other important, life changing news. She could care less!

My Youtube Advice ShowSO I'M STARTING A YOUTUBE ADVICE SHOW AND I WANT EVERYONE TO EMAIL TOPICS AND QUESTIONS THEY THINK R IMPORTANT. THE TOPICS CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING. I HOPING TO START IT MAYBE IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. IF I'M NOT TOO BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS. SO SEND YOUR COMMENTS AND TOPICS TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS pynkpryncess22@hotmail.com or pynkpryncess22@yahoo.com I HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU ALL REAL SOON.
STAY BLESSED PEOPLE.

Wanna Own Me???To anyone interested in owning Sweet-N-Innocent I am currently being auctioned off on the 2nd Alarm Hotties page(you can find it in my Family). Go to the picture album listed as "Hotties Auction". Bids start at 50k and Happy Hours, Tickers, and Blasts are accepted in bids as well. Here's what is being offered:
1 SFW salute
rate/fan/add
rate 100 pics
rate stash
pimpout from the group
have owned by in nick for 2 weeks
2 profile comments
2 gifts
a permanent pimpout in the hotties profile in a blog.
There are also more Hotties there to bid on... Come by and check it out!!!
Ok so ev1 is asking for the rules so here they are.
1. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA
2. Bids must be higher then current bid
3. DO NOT COMMENT UNLESS YOU ARE BIDDING
4. If bid is lower then current one the comment will be deleted and if it's not a bid it will be deleted.
5. All bids start at 50k and can go up no less then 10k
HH= 2.5mil fu-bucks
30 day blast/3months vip = 1.25m

My RantHere is my rant and then Im done....Over the passed 6 months Ive had some eye opening and heart breaking experiences that have basically rocked my world and taught me a few things.....1-never fully trust anyone unless they are your spouse/soulmate because they are the ones that are ALWAYS there for you no matter what....2-take things at face value....3-follow your gut instincts they are rarely ever wrong....4-If you believe in something dont back down just because someone doesnt agree...5-Always be willing to talk and listen to others because you never know if things can be fixed and 6-dont believe everything your told, if you have doubts ASK!
And on that note I have made changes in my life and Ive stopped letting ppl walk all over me, I dont bottle things up, if I have a problem I will voice it instead of letting it stew and fester like so many do. Im working hard on trying to fix the things that are wrong in my life right now, between really missing my dad and wishing he was here

Thoughts 11Some times I think I am an attention whore and other times....who knows? A girl getting any good attention is great for her ego. We all know it. I put up some more photo's today and all it did was get attention and I knew it would. LOL what ever. I am what I am.
It's Friday and time to relax this weekend. Other than going out to dinner tonight with some friends for his birthday that was yesterday. We are going out fairly early. I am NOT going to drink tonight. I refuse to feel like shit tomorrow. After last weekend, I don't want to be hung over the entire next day. getting too old for that. I think I may take myself to the mall tomorrow. I still have not replaced my make-up that went missing the night my son decided to throw a party when we were gone so I need to go out and replace it. Just irritating.
I am going to buy the make-up and the laptop and give the receipts to my son and tell him he had better et a job to pay me back soon! He will be mowing my father's m

Today Sucks..today my little sister left the island....Her and her husband are going to Kentucky because that is where he got station at..Me and my sister always had our up's and downs but we was always there for each other and she was there to help me with my babies.I will miss my sister alot and now i have no partner in crime..and that sucks..Love u sis..Miss u always..

Im In An Auction!!Ok people!! Im in my first auction so please come either support me or at least share this with your friends and fans!!
Crystyn :D

Ur Tagged!Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,list in their names.Dont forget to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u.
1. Im 5'5"
2. I am an Aunt to 11 children
3. I am the Godmother to 5 children
3. I quit smoking ten years ago
4. I live in Pittsburgh
5. I have 3 brothers and 2 sisters
6. I am a radiation therapist
7. I was a total Daddy's girl
8. I love scary movies
9. I have great friends
10.I hate to be cold.
1. Kaydez
2. Jake
3. Urfunny
4. Blazed
5. Greendolphin

Hottest Male Tattoo Contest!!!HOTTEST MALE TATTOO CONTEST --- don't miss it! Contest begins MONDAY MARCH 10TH at 7 p.m. central standard time and ends MONDAY MARCH 17TH at midnight central standard time.
So let me know which picture you want me to put in my contest folder. Make sure you TELL all your friends, so they can come and rate the hell out of you
First prize: win a month-long VIP!
Second prize: $250,000 fubux
Third prize: $100,000 fubux
Remember - send me a private message if you want to join the contest and SHOW OFF YOUR HOT TAT to all of Fubar!
GOOD LUCK!
If your checking this out, you may want to check out my Fu-family and fu-Top friends ,some of the very best people on Fubar ....you may want to Rate /Fan and add them all...They Rock Big Time ! I know youíll love them all, I certainly do...

My Trixi always dream of having something on me. Reason's for me to chill out and have fun. Hanging makes me feel alive and seeing people or meeting them is a nice experience!

Check It Out !!!!!!Stop on in and check out the Spankers lounge great tunes and live DJ who is also part of the best Bombing family on the Fu ,The Spankers. Gemini is live Sun 7-9pm....Wed 9-11pm....Thurs 8-11pm (all EST) and when there is no live DJ we have music playing all the time.. She is also live in the Hocking Radio Lounge just click either one of these links and enjoy a good Spanking and great time !!!!
here is the Spankers Link
'The Spankers Lounge
And here is the Hocking radio Lounge link
HockingRadio Lounge

Wanna Make Some Fu$$$$ ???Ok Heres the deal.....I have 2 wonderful friends who have worked really hard on this site and want to godfather soon so this is what I am gonna do to help them out. You go to their pages and rate their stuff....For every 20 rates I will give you 1K fubucks....so if you rate 100 things i will send you 5k fubucks. Just go rate rate rate and then send me a message with how many u rated and I will send you your fubucks.
Here are the two wonderful women
LSD's SHELLĘ‚ ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~@ fubar
Ę‹♫LilBamaGirl♫Ę‹@ fubar
again just RATE,RATE,RATE then send me a message.
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(repost of original by 'Wishful Thinking Is Back' on '2008-03-07 08:45:34')

Stairway To Heaven'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'
PLEASE READ TO THE VERY END, IT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
< BR>
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'
You say you will never forget where you were when
you heard the news On September 11, 2001.
Neither will I.
I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room
with a man who called his wife to say 'Good- Bye.' I
held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the
peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it
i s OK.. I am ready to go.'
I was with his wife when he call ed as she fed
breakfast to their children. I held her up as she
tried to understand his words and as she realized
he wasn't coming home that night.
I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a
woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been
knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said.
< FONT face=Tahoma>'Of course I will show you the way home - only
believe in Me now

StuffAnother day passes by.
Another attempt at love remains unrequited.
Why do I even bother?
I should have learned from the past.
I am but a statue, impervious to love.
This punctured heart is mine,
Becomes a handful of dust.
Dust. Hope has now wilted away,
Wilted. Along with these dreams
That became emptiness.
A final exit becomes clear, I am self destructive.
A product of this solitude, I am riddled with shards.
One simple wish now dies.
Was my request so great?
One simple wish now dies.
Once again I drown in its denial.
Was it so complicated?
Once again. I've been spit upon.
Taken with a grain of salt, my life is.

RulesSQUAD RULES
FIRST YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE.
NO SALUTE YOU CANNOT JOIN US. I am amending the salute rule for those that don't have one. We will accept members without a salute, but they have 30 days to get one. If by chance we are in a contest, those without a salute will NOT be allowed to bomb.
SECOND YOU MUST ADD ALL MEMBERS that are listed in the SQUAD MEMBERS BLOG; TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST
AT LEAST. You must add ~The Terminator's~ homepage into your family.
THIRD YOU CANNOT BELONG TO ANY OTHER FAMILY OR SQUAD.
This does not include families like CLUB FAR. You may be in them as long as our name is in there as well. You can join another bombing family as long as you are a leveler ONLY.
FOURTH THE TERMINATORS MUST BE ON YOUR NAME
Other than the four rules (there might be other later as we grow), that's it for now.
Our primary goal is BOMBING GIVEAWAYS, though we might progress to contests at some time in the future.
BOMBING IS REQUIRED, BUT NOT ALL

Lovin' A Black Man....Real talk (how to love a black man)
My girl sent me this, thought I would share it!! Guess I'm not doing all this, that's why I'm alone!! lol
The first thing you must understand there is no easy way to love a black man.You have got to figure him out.
Learn what he is about and know he is someone you can not live without.
Then kill him with kindness, shower him with sweetness but never let him mistake your kindness for weakness.
It is hard for him to give himself to you so be appreciative of the little things he tries to do.
Let him know he can confide in you and in return he will not have to hide things from you. So be supportive , be his friend not his foe .When he makes a mistake do not say I told you so.
Be understanding not demanding.
Let him unwind, he faces a world of rain.
So be his sunshine.
Do not get to cozy in the comfort zone, you will take him for granted and end up alone.
Keep love exciting and new, go the extra mile. Keep finding

Missin HimMemories of being near
To someone special who I wish was still here.
Someone whoís smiling face
Seemed to make all our problems erase
When I see a pure white dove
All I can think of is his love
I think of all the walks holding hands
All the talks and all the plans.
How I wish for one more day
If he would only stay
Someone who now is gone
Yet his memory goes on and on.

True Gas Tips This Works!!With the price of gas right now, just wanted to pass on some tips to help save some money!
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS
I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon.
Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.
Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening

MeAuction opens March 7th @12 eastern and runs for 1 week.
Check out all these wonderful people below in Sweet Judy's auction....
Be sure to stop by and place your bid ...
Person with the most rates gets 100,000 fu-bucks so if you're not the bidding type atleast rate your favorite!
Lets all have fun and make some good offers to fu-own your favorite man or woman...

Its Mehow people can act so damn immature after shit that happened way over a year ago. all that stupid shit amuses me haha thats all for now. need sleep gonna be long day tomorrow

Words Of WisdomThere's a balance you have to learn, between being able to do a little of everything, and therefore nothing at all real well, and becoming overspecialized and completely useless outside your specialization. Learning that balance is, I've always believed, part of becoming an adult. I figure I'm about twenty years overdue to learn it. - Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road To Evenhor"}
Boldness is like a condom. If you rely on it all the time, no matter how good it is, and no matter how good you are, eventually it will break.- Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"}
Waiting around isn't an annoyance; in the right hands, it's an art form.- Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"}
I always have a fallback position, whenever I take a risk: if all else fails, I'll die horribly, at great length, in great pain. Mind you, it's not a good fallback position . . . - Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"}
Serendipity isn't jus

The Man I Want...Every time I look at him, I'll simply stare in amazement at his beauty.
When I'm away from him, I will have him on my mind constantly.
When I'm troubled, he will honestly want to know why and how he can help.
When I have successes, he will truly be happy for me.
When I'm sad, he'll hold me and reassure me.
When I'm tired and sore, he will rub my aching muscles.
When I'm feeling like a party, he'll call all the coolest people to come by.
When I travel, he will gladly go with me.
When I am horny, he will drive me wild!
When my kids needs help, he will always offer.
He will respect me, my children, my career, and my home.
He will appreciate all I do for him.
He will understand me.
He will be willing to talk to me about how he feels deep down inside.
He will be my best friend.
He will be my partner.
I will treat him like my King.
He will treat me like his Queen.
Wonder if I'll ever find someone like this?

Adult-the Encounter -adultThe Encounter - Erotica
I walk into the room, as the flames of a hundred candles cast shadows on the walls. I see your silhouette against the soft satin sheets. The flames reflect from your eyes as you stare upon my body. Your soft but gentle writhing motion makes me yearn for you .
As I climb into the bed, never taking my eyes from you, I come up close to you gently brushing the hair from your eyes and gently pull you up to me and brush my lips against yours.
I can feel the sexual tension pouring from your body as I kiss you again. Unable to stand it you gently pull my head to yours and envelope me in a kiss that could melt ice. The passion between is just overwhelming Our tongues intertwine as the mash together, seeking, exploring ,tasting . I then kiss your cheeks, your eyes, and then to your head. I then slow and deliberatly move to your neck, moving my lips sliding from the nape of your neck to that little spot behind your ear.
Back and forth, back and forth... I hear a

AuctionsRules:
1) To be in the auction submit atleast 1 photo of yourself that is respectably tasteful.
2) Voters will vote on each one on different days, no asking to vote on the other women if you don't want the current one then wait.
3) Voting is comments only, I will review the votes and if it is not in form i will give then you don't get the person.
4) This first auction is only women. Men will be run by my female friend Jamie when she gets time to.
Examples of a good vote:
I will give 5 fubucks for "Amy".
5 fubucks.
Examples of bad vote:
I will give her a good f*cking.
5
Anybody interested please shout at me or message me.

Auction!!Until March 16th at 12am PST you have the chance to own meÖ So get your fubucks and cash readyÖ this auction is gonna be funÖ.
Bid by comments only. Thx! Luvz ya!!
ღღღ Click me!!! ღღღ
If bid is won by fubucks Winner receives
Owned by, beside my name for 2 weeks time
Added to top friends for 2 weeks time
Added to family for 2 weeks time unless youíre nice, then maybe permanently
Pimp out in blog permanently
Link to your profile on my page for a month
Rate at least 200 photos 10/11 during Happy Hour
Rate at least 200 stash thumbs up during Happy Hour
Profile comments daily
If bid is won by 50k fubucks and by HH, Blast, VIP or ticker
All the above extended to one month as well as
Rate at least 400 photos 10/11 during Happy Hour during a months time
Personal SFW Salute
Photo for your eyes-only
15-minute SFW Phone call
Put name in status bar for 1-2 hours one day
Gift daily of my choosing
Search Video Codes

Im In Nude Aution Come Place Bidsto all my friends im in a nude aution you must frist add the host of it to freinds bid on who ever you want. heres the host Military Supporter...
click here
Military Supporter & Lonely Lover*~Fu Owned by Big Poppa J~*@ fubar

Gone To The Race In Atlanta!!Hey everyone my first blog on here! I am leaving in a little bit to head to the Atlanta Motor Speedway!! hoping to see jimmie win! I know some of my friends are nascar fans! Just curious if anyone else is going! Well...Have a good weekend! just had to say Goooo Jimmie!! Night!

BikerI saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you stare at my long hair.
But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

A Great Woman...What Can You Bring to the Table?
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said "Yes."
She began to expound...
"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"
The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money.
She quickly corrected his thought and stated,
"I am not referring to money. "I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."
He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.
She said "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need convers

For Those Of You Who Have Taken Me Wrongi AM NOT TRYING TO START MY OWN CREW. i PUT BUNNY IN MY NAME BECAUSE I LIKE PLAYBOY BUNNY SHIT I AM A FREAK WITH IT. HAZEL AND I DID HAVE A SISTER LUONGE CALLED THE PLAYGIRLZ BUT THAT WAS JUST FOR FUN. I AM TRUE TO MY DB CREW AND DO NOT WANT TO START MY OWN THING AT ALL. I AM SORRY I SUGGESTED IT. PLEASE DONT PUT BUNNY IN YOUR NAME. PLAYGIRLZ IS CLOSED NOW. I LOVE YOU ALL AND I'M NO TMAD AT ANYBODY. I HOPE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING AND ARNT MAD AT ME OR HAVE ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ME. I AM STILL ONE THE DB'S AND WILL BE FOR LIFE. AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU DONT LIKE ME ANYWAY BUT THATS OK YOU DON HAVE TO. THE DB'S ARE MY FAMILY AND THAT IS REAL. LOVE YOU ALL!!! FEEL FREE TO COMMENT OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME!!! ^5 33333333333/ ^ 5 44444444

Whatevern-e-wayz hey ppl what is going on? this is my frist day on ere and still a lil confused on some things but i am sure i'll figerthem out so yeah if any on y a ahave a my spce account look me up at miss_irratated_mommy@yahoo.com.well i don't have much 2 say i was just letting ppl know what is up. so yeah just hit me up some timettyl.byes.

JokesA woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
P...
E...
N...
I...
S...
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH

DarkravenstarI live like the words that I write. Don't misunderstand the poems as anything other then words on a page, feelings and thought expressed on paper... well in this case on blog. If you have questions... ask... I tell no tales but the ones in my script.

Ghettos Showwell i am making this blog to see if i can find some employees for a new lounge i am co-owner of so if ya interrested come see us we would love ta have ya here is the link >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55773#

Current Events Group On IcqThere is a Current Events board at ICQ. It is for people that want to freely express themselves about things happening in the world today and in the past. Anyone is welcome to join. No one will be denied. Just join the board, you don't have to post anything if you don't want to. http://www.icq.com/groups/index.php?act=show_group&group_id=553

Bomb Away Baby!I am in a contest and could really use all of my friends help! Just click the link below and bombs away :) Thanks everyone!

I Hate Lifewell one day i fit in with a crowd now, i feel like i am in my whole little world. idk about fitting in with patty and walter little family , or hanging out with marvin,nikki, and ben. feels like i am just in the middle. know not hanging out with marvin and nikki dont help much. with patty and walter , seem like they just care for mizzy and the twins, like im not in with it. OH i fucken hated work, anna letting mizzy lide, and lizzie was being a bitch she always going up front talking up there and going into grill doing what she wants and anna just let her do that and i mainly do most of the work. well its ok i am finding a day job too, i will be working my ass off , and move out of my mom house and then idk what to do maybe stay in my own little world.

DeeperI desire you enough to wrap you in
The chains that have kept us apart
I desire you enough to bind you
With the miles of rope around my heart
I want you enough to create on you
The bruises that have colored my life
I want you enough to make you shake
While the lashes mark us man and wife
I need you enough to feel the pain
I inflict on your soft white skin
I need you enough to be enslaved
In the warmest cage Iíve put you in
I love you enough to watch over you
As you bear your soul below me
I love you enough that I give you
All youíve asked and all Iíll ever be
MasterMillion 03/2008

Omg I Had The Scare Of My Life TonightMy youngest son took of with his friends tonight one after being told not to so he is in trouble for that so i went to work and had to come home casue i couldnt hardly get around because we are under blizzard attacks right now of snow we have gain almost 14 inches right now and it is still comeing down hard and ya cant see well my kid and some other kids got lost in the blizzard and we couldnt find them i am so sick to my stomach now i cant stand it the feeling i got when i got the call they was lost just made my heart drop to the floor .. after 3 hours we found them all there ok there just cold and scared maybe as much as i was ...I have sat and cried casue of all the bad thoughts going thur my head i dont think they know just how bad they scared everyone really ..so needless to say i have had a very streeful day on top of this happening several other things has happened and i think it finally broke this camels back .. so hug your child every night kiss them when you can tell them yo

2 Firefighters Make The Ultimate Sacrifice Today - 03/07/20082 Salisbury Firefighters Killed Battling Woodmill Fire
Last Edited: Friday, 07 Mar 2008, 9:56 PM EST
Created: Friday, 07 Mar 2008, 10:49 AM EST
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SALISBURY, N.C. (AP) -- Two firefighters died Friday and three others were injured while battling a massive fire that heavily damaged a woodworking company in central North Carolina.
Salisbury Fire Chief Rick Parnell said Justin Monroe, 19, and Victor Isler, 40, died from injuries suffered while trying to contain the fire at Salisbury Millworks.
Two other firefighters who suffered first- and second-degree burns were treated at Rowan Regional Medical Center and released. A third firefighter, Capt. Rick Barkley,suffered second- and third-degree burns. He is expected to be released this weekend from Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center in Winston-Salem.
"It's a deeply sad day in Salisbury today," Parnell said. "We lost two excellent firefighters. They a

A Very Big Ty For All The People Who Helped Me Win My First ContestA VERY BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HELPED ME WIN MY CONTEST. MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!
GO AND SHOW ALL THESE AWESOME PEOPLE SOME FU-LUVIN!!
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Wtf Is The Deal?What the fuck is up with assholes who are so cocksucking rude on MUMMS? Im not new to fubar, but I am new to Mumms, and I thought I would post a few to see what it was all about. I'll admit I really didnt know what to put in the first one or two. I saw the option to delete all the mean and rude comments, but as this is America, people (even stupid shit people) have the right to freedom of speech, which includes the right to their own opinion. At the same time, what the fuck is up with you assbags being so full of piss n vinegar? This is for all the pricks out there who have nothing better to do with their own sorry ass lame lifes than to dog someone else's, especially when the dumb fuck comment you leave has nothing to do with the mumm. Grow the fuck up cockwads!
Tam

Lady Arwen And Carlos Wedding Bully 1COME WITNESS THE EXCHANGING OF VOWS BETWEEN TO WONDERFUL PEOPLE TODAY, SATURDAY,
MARCH 8, 2008 AT 9:00 P.M. PST, 12:00 MIDNIGHT EST, IN THE SIN CITY LOUNGE.
THE HANDSOME GROOM BIZ
AND
THE GORGEOUS BRIDE LADY ARWEN
THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION IS HOSTED BY DJ SLIM, PASTOR AND DJ HYPNOTIQ, MAID OF HONOR

DevorceWell my marrige just turned ugly. I was working on it for a while butit just kept getting worse. I am trying to wait for the paper work to go through for my devorce 4 months left to file the request for a decition from the judge. In that time i just need to take some time away from the city that I live in. I think i'll go down to San Diego this weekend

Tattered SoulTattered Soul
1.my heart is endless unable to truly feel hate for any living being even for those who have wronged me, broken me, stabbed me, beaten me, and betrayed me and yet they do these things to me they do these things to my loved ones and yet still nothing not even anger truly only sadden and dishearten and yet those feelings don't last for more then a moment in time is it that I am simply content with the way things are or is it that i just dont care about anything any more or maybe I've just found a state of serenity for which drowns out all the anger,sorrow,pain,and doubt if this is the case then when did i gain this state when did i come to this path how did i gain this state of calm as everyone around me is smashed down to there very foundations while i come back down from my off of my high foundations and break them down so i can give them something stronger to build with again my heart is endless giving everything it has till there is nothing left and yet still finds m

My Lil AngelIt's been 8 yrs today that my lil angel, Justin, was taken from me. I'm content and at peace but it's hard. The older I get the harder it gets tho I thought the opposite would occur. I have two other beautiful children that I have been blessed with and tho they are not at risk of a young death, I worry more and more everyday. I still have a lot of questions for my creator about his reasons for taking my first born but I know that it is also not my place to question. For anyone with children, no matter how old...please make sure they know how much they are loved each and every day. I wasn't there when my angel died but I know he is with me each and every minute now and I cherish him more now than ever. Let love into your heart...

HourglassOur life, nothing but grains of sand moving through an invisible hourglass of time.
Every moment,
everlasting and ever-changing,
slipping through my fingers,
as I turn the pages of my journey
into unwritten eternity.
To the moments of love and pleasure,
to nights of question and pain.
To those who have changed you for good,
and events that made you who you are today.
To the past and our memories
of time spent together and alone.
Our cocktail of accomplishments
mixed with how we`ve become known,
awaits a final toast
to our existence
and our passing

Up For Sale !!!!here's your chance to make a master the owned one lol
you know you want too !!!!
come and get me !!!!!!

What Do I Have Ta Do?I came onto Fubar as looking for friends and what not. I put a couple of pix up and got some good ratings, adds, and great online friends. I always search for new friends male and female, and I do rate all peeps pix. But I want more attention!!! I am kinda an attention whore, but I don't show private parts to get that attention. All through my life, I was not your typical girl. I wasn't a tom girl, but I was always into playing soccer, and Ford Mustangs. I had more male friends then female. At one time I used to be into skate boarding, But never had a problem dating. Never wore makeup, always natural. Only once did I dye my hair black, because I hated my natural blonde hair. Never wore fake nails, but have a tattoo and lots of piercings, and yes I did have a skater hair cut. So why now here on fubar, do I have to show my breasts like any other female on here, to get more attention? I know this is a stupid question and probably gonna get rammed for asking and putting up this blog! Can n

My BusinessWhat I do for a living and my private life is no ones Business on the internet. What I do for a living and who I see I will not give out to anyone so to safe the Trouble on me telling you NONE OF YA don't even bother to ask.
I am a very private person and don't feel I should tell perfect strangers about my real life. I do have a life outside of the Internet and do not get on much so deal with it.

Blog BogI just joined last night so trying to make my way around. I hate the ignorance you have when you first join a site but this, too, will pass. If anyone has tips about where things are, things you can do here, etc. I'd really appreciate it.
xoxo,
Marlana

71k To Godmother, Please Help!!!She only needs 71,000 to godfather. We have alot of happy hours coming up. Will you guys please come help and rate some stuff to get her there. Even if you just come and rate a few things, every little bit will help. Thank you in advance to anyone who helps!!
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DucksWhy you shouldnít step on ducks*******************************
Three guys, Bob, Larry and Bill get to heaven.
Before they enter, St. Peter warns them as follows:
ďWe have only one rule here. Whatever you don't ever,
ever, step on a duck. Once one quacks, they all do,
and they make a terrible racketĒ.
They enter heaven and sure enough, ducks are everywhere.
They are thick under foot and hard to avoid.
Despite his best efforts,
Bob soon steps on one which sets up a din of quacking.
So an angel comes up to him and
chains a large, hairy, ugly woman to him for eternity,
and says: ďYou know the rule. I told you not to step on a duck.
This is your
punishmentĒ.
Larry and Bill tiptoe around far more carefully from then on.
But soon, inevitably, Larry steps on a duck and sets offthe usual din.
An annoyed angel quickly appears and chains a hideous crone to him
for eternity and says:
ďRules are rules. I told you not to step on a duck

My Very Best Friend!First off, I want all to know I am doing this for a close personal friend who I love! I am getting nothing out of pimping her out to you guys, this is from my heart, so please if you care for me help her!
This girl right here is the most careing and loving individual I've ever met. She means the world to me, not just on here but in real life. She has been my best friend for over ten years, and has stood by me through my woest times. I can honestly say, without her I would not be around today. So please, I am asking you all this from the bottom of my heart, Go show her some mad love! She is so close to becoming Godfather That I know if all my friends were to just go show her some love, be it just a rate or even give her a happy hour (her B-day was March 5th, so late presant maybe?) We could help her to reach her goal. Here is her link.
*~*Sapphyre Eclipse*~*(Taken)*~* ASST. CHIEF 2ND ALARM HOTTIES
Please help her! Show her the love! I promise she is worth it and is a wonderful

Planet Of New OrleansBand : Dire Straits
Song and Lyrics : Dire Straits
Lyrics | Planet Of New Orleans lyrics

MumsBeen reading the mumms today. I have to admit..at times it is quite funny some of the rude comments..but other times..its just nasty. If you want to be humorous..try to do it with style. See so many people bitching over "and how does this make your mind up.?" kinda stuff. Well to tell you the truth.. if you really are waiting on a serious mumm.. you might get lucky to get 2 at the most in a days time. What would you be doing if not reading these mumms? I think any kinda mumm can be interesting for the fact you can go . chat..read comments,,, laugh at some..etc in them. It does get old at times to see the same kinda mumms day in and day out. If you don't like it.. don't read them. Whats the purpose in insulting people over there spelling ..etc? Just a few thoughts... of mine.

Wanna Fu-own Me?My very 1st auction and I could use some bids. Rates are important also, person with the most wins 100,000 fu-bucks at the end. Below the picture link are the things I will offer to the winning bidder...Not a bad deal...so make those offers!
This is what I am willing
to do for the winning bid...
so make it good....
100 11s during HH
Rate stash during HH
Daily comment
Keep you shitfaced
1 Bulletin pimpout
Your link in About Me
If you are a member
or an owner of a lounge,
I will subscribe to it
Add to family for
the month you own me
IF THE BID INCLUDES A VIP OR 7 DAY OR BETTER BLAST:
Additional 100 11's ...Total of 200 11's
Permanent spot in blog
Add to family for the month you own me
All of the above included
IF THE BID INCLUDES A HH:
Additional 200 11's Total of 400 11's
Rate all other pics 10's
Special gift from the gift shop at the end of the month
Crush you for the month
Personal SFW salute
Add to yahoo
Add your name with mine as fu-owned b

Stoney's This & ThatThe 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say ďscrew you.Ē
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the

"church Bulletins".Hi Hope you all get as much fun from this as
I did.†† Marguerite
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They're
Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins!
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Thank
God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared
in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2007
Release).
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I Need Fubucks!!!!!http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1172798&albumid=897528&i=1779738878&idx=1
In an effort for more Fubucks, I joined Mz. Shady's Fubuck give-away. All I ask for you to do is go by and comment once (or comment bomb) my pic in this link. Show me some love for my birthday tomorrow!!! It is not a competition.

Thoughts 12I went to bed late last night and got woken up by the rude sound of the phone ringing this morning. So I am dragging this morning and my 4 shots of espresso just isn't cutting it.
I need to get motivated and do some cleaning but that doesn't sound very exciting at the moment. Does it? Going out and maybe pruning my plants in the backyard in the warm sun sounds better.
I changed my music on my profile. I do it all the time for what ever mood it is that I am in. Music means a lot to me. It is about the lyrics for me. Do you have music on your profile? If so, is it your favorite song or is it a song that really has meaning in your life or do you just love the sound and beat of it? Do you just leave that same song on your profile never changing it? I notice I go on a lot of profiles and they don't have any music. Maybe they don't know how to put it on their profile or maybe they just don't care?
I for one need to be surrounded by music most of the time. I listen to s

FunnyBody: ROUGH SEX FACTS--
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 minutes your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt!!] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protectio

Fubarlordhey there to all my friends and family and strangers.i do alot for alot of ppl on here i may not have a vip to give 11's or do alot of ratings but i do what i can so im actually asking for help for me this time i want to become a fubarlord if you have the spare time could you throw me some rates please and those that help leave me a message and ill return the love trust me just ask my friends im rating all day long sometimes just to help ppl level. thanks a bunch for those that help

MistakesWhy can't we see
the people we love
the people we need
why do we alway lose
the ones we love
by the stupid things we choose
why is it always to late
and the ones who loved us
now only have hate
why can't I get him out of my head
with all these tears I cry
and wish for my heart to mend
why did you have to go away
and why oh why did I not stay
If only I could relive that moment in time
you would still be mine

Just To Let People Know.I will be logging on here and there now that the Holidays are over. There are some of the coolest people on my list, that I am still in touch with, that I still talk to, on email, or phone.
Just wanted people to know, if you see me at the bottom of your page, I am ONLY doing that to clear up the dead weight on my page.
I don't want nor need people on my page that I never speak to, and vice versa.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Also to random people who are wondering who is that person??
Not coming to rate, or leave comments, just cleaning out a large amount of people that I don't know, and people I used to talk with, but have cut ties with.
Can ya dig it?? LOL

Air Force Bashers Beware !!OK LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT FOR ALL YALL OUT THERE WHO SAY THE AIR FORCE SUCKS AND THAT THE ARMY AND MARINES ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO DO ANYTHIGN THATS TOTALY BULL S###....... IM AIR FORCE POLICE AND I HAVE 2 ARMY COMMENDATION MEDALS AND A ARMY COMBAT ACTION BADGE AND ONE NAVY/MARINE CORP COMMENDATION ALL FOR COMBAT IN THE 4 DEPLOYMENTS I HAVE DONE TO IRAQ ALL 8 MONTHS AND YEAH I MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THERE AS LONG BUT I HAVE ERNED THE RESPECT OF MORE SOLDIERS AND MARINES THEN MY OWN FELLOW AIRMAN. I HAVE HONORARY MEMBERSHIPS TO THE 3RD AND 4TH INFRENTRY DIVITIONS WITH THE ARMY SO FOR ALL YALL WHO SAY ALL THE AIR FORCE IS USELESS , EAT S### AND GO F### URSELF. IM SICK OF STUPID CIVILIANS AND OTHER MILITARY MEMBERS TELLING ME IM NOT GOOD BECAUSE IM NOT A MARINE OR ARMY TROOP. I CHOOSE AIR FORCE BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS ALL AIR FORCE I GOT A 98% ON MY ASVAB AND I WAS AIR FORCE S.E.R.E. B4 I GOT HURT IN ENDOC SO GET A LIFE AND STOP BASHING SIMPLY BECAUSE UR TOO STUPID TO ASK AND GET EDUCATED TO T

Hotties Rules & Code Of ConductHotties rules & code of conduct
1- All Prospects (Applicants) must have a VERIFIED Salute.
2- All Pics must be SFW & Open for voting on Friday.
3- Upon Acceptance 5 days will be given to add 2nd Alarm Hotties (to/in addition to) Nickname.
4- All Current Hotties must be Fanned/Added/Rated.
5- All new members will be assigned a team. The Chief, Chief Deputy Sexy Shell, & Assigned Team Leader must be added to family.
6- All Hottie related bulletins must be reposted (inactivity is not tolerated)
7- Help your fellow members when need be (for ex. leveling by rating pics, stash, etc)
8- The Hotties profile MUST be added to Top Friends -or- Family.
9- Shoutbox & Fu-Mail must be open to The Chief/ Chief Deputy/ & assigned Team leader.
10- All Hottie members must have membership to The Hotties Headquarters. Link can be found on Sexy_Shell's page
11- Hotties who have resigned must complete the application process. No exceptions.
12- Applicants must have

I Am All Yours~*~COME OWN ME~*~Here Is Your Chance To Own Me All For Yourself...And If You Are The Winning Bid Then This Is What You Get...1. Owned By In Name2. Add To Fam/Top Friends3. Pimpout In Bully4. Link For Prof On My Page5. Rate All Pics/Stash During HH6. Prof Comments7. Personnal Salute8. Owner Eyes Only Pics9. Name In Status Bar10. Make My CrushDoes That Sound Good To You?In That Case You Know What To Do...Click The Pic To Go To AuctionAnd If The Bids Become Real Real NiceI Will Be Sure To Add Some Extra "SPECIAL" Stuff To My Offers.Perhaps Some Cam Time?Maybe A Phonecall?You Never Know Unless YouBid Bid Bid!!!JUMPINJOY2DAY~~~~2ND Alarm HOTTIE@ fubar

SheShe is kinky and has a clever smile, She will make you think about her all the while, She moves her body to the beat, It makes your want to skeet skeet skeet, Her eyes glimmer with beauty, But being sexy isnt her only duty, She tilts her head and bites her finger, And in your mind those thoughts still linger, Her skin so soft and body so smooth, She will make you think about making a dirty move, But you can't it's not her style, She will tease you with her sexy smile, I'll bet her lips are sweet as candy, Thinking about it will get you randy, You can look but you can't touch, But the temptation is almost too much, She is so kinky and so clever, Trust me she knows how to raise your lever

LoveLove doesn't look at black or white For those are only colors
Love doesn't look at 25 or 30 For age is only a number
Love doesn't look at rich or poor For money is only paper
Love doesn't look at faults only perfections For in the eyes of a loved one everything is good
When you love someone you love them for what's inside.
Not because they're black or white,
not because they're you age
not because they're rich,
but because of what's inside
Love is blind to everything
but what you love them for

DifferentAll my life i've wanted to be normal,
wanted to be like everyone else,
want to be the same
I talked to different people,
did different things,
but still I am the same,
just me Everytime
I tried to be the same
it just seemed to make me more different
Like everyone just shut me out and didn't want me to be like them
Then one day I realized,
I am normal,
I am like everyone else,
I am the same Every one wants to fit in, everyone at one time or another feels this way
I learned being different wasn't a curse,
it's what makes us unique
This was just my turn

Why I WriteA poem is something, Not everyone can write, A poem can make, Long and restless nights, A poem can be, Anything you feel, A poem is also, Something you can steal, A poem is personal, From the start to the end, A poem is one time, No one can pretend. Because when you write one, It may be filled with doubt, A poems a good thing, Because its my way out.

NeverNone of my words... Nothing i can say... Will change the way... The world is Turning... Never allowed to love... soul of hate... soul of darkness... ocean of blod... Never to know... Never to see... Never to feel anything...

NightdreamerDreams are elusive like the shimmer in fresh dew. So distant, abusive Nightmares, please don't come true. Yet one night I can't help but want this dear life with pure colors felt but no agony, no strife. Other nights I flip out, I wake up, I cry, I wail. Sobs bubble up and I just shout. My body quivers, my skin so pale.
The time's right, there's laughter- The end is near, hope has gone to gloom- Maybe just maybe there's happily ever after- But maybe the blood stains shall bloom. There is no way to evade the nightmares or the dreams. I can't help what my dark mind has made. I lash out, I freak out, emptily I scream.
Great dissatisfaction when I open my eyes- The happiness impossible, never to be. Crazed laughter transforms to cries, "Oh please, oh please, let that happen to me." Exhaustion is too tempting When the other choice is sleep The choice is wavering. So maybe tonight, I'll just hope to dream tomorrow. And hope dreams are possible in this impossible dream.

Elections And Voting.Thank you to all of you who say that you will not vote on election day because you do not like the choices. I know that I should say, well then, you cant complain about the results. I should say that tens of thousands of Americans have died to give you this right. I should say that there are people all over the world that do not have this right.
However, Im glad you will be staying home because it allows those of us with brains, education and common sense to make the decisions for you. You are clearly not able to do it so we will plunge you into the electoral charity pool and take care of it.
I believe in being kind and taking care of those less fortunate. So, stick with all your favorite things and we will take care of this one for you.

Pandemonium Of LustMud-stained wings and blood-filled kisses, Heavenly sharp fingers and murderous lustful eyes, Distorted blurry images And Summer of fetishes. Chaos, Insanity, Confusion, Erotica. It was love that drove us mad, And I continue to drown In this Forever growing Pandemonium Of Love

Baby Girlthis my old profile that i cant get into couse i forgot my info to log in

What To Do Now...my sister told me today that i might be an aunt and i was happy, but at the same time i wish it could be me. But i know its all in good time. I miss her alot and im extremely happy for her but like i said i wish it could be me.
Anyways im moving and yes its offical. Im moving from Saint Joseph Mo where i have lived for like 19 years to hastings Nebraska. Exciting i know and the town is probably as big as from my house to north belt walmart here. and thats sad. anywyas if anyonw wants me to keep in touch tell me.

General StuffHave a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.....
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names

LifeI don't know what has been going on with me here lately. I guess I just try to make to many people happy before making myself happy. I just started a new job and I'm not sure how its going to work out. Its not a full time job so IDK. I'm still looking for a full time job but this is just to bring in some money untill then.
I really like this one girl but it seems I can never say or do the right things any more. As see says "we grew up so different" and the way she grew up is the right way and I'm just stupid for the way I grew up. I just want the best for her and I'm starting to see I'm not the best for her so I guess I'll just try to move on but still be there for her.
I just can't seem to comprehend women. They say they want a nice guy and can't seem to find one. Well here is one that can't seem to find anyone. I know I'm "extremely picky" but thats what makes me, well ME. I love to talk to listen and help out anyone that needs the help or just wants someone to talk t

Hypocracy At Its Best :(when and if you find someone.. whether it be in a club, a store.. at the mall or online. you get to know each other for a bit.. then suddenly you find yourself thinking of that person.. but then shit happens and things always change.. some often face a "no call no show" type of thing... he or she never speaks to you again... others experience the long distance relationships... you get to know the person even more over the phone.. internet.. through pictures and conversations of personal level... and then a problem comes into play.. they dont want you to do anything(virtually) but then you get curious and take a longer deeper look(well as far as you are able to) at what it is they do online as well... only to find that they themselves dont heed what it is that they asked you NOT to do.. they have.. take our fave FUBAR.. profiles of opposite gender who are in pictures that you are requested not to post yourself.. is that ok? for them to ask of you what they themselves dont

Shoes, Bikes And Girl Scout CookiesThe weekend off! Woot woot! 2 days of much needed r&r! As I was enjoying my morning cup of coffee, mmm the sweet nectar of life, I decided that today my old, worn out, stinky, thin as hell shoes would be replaced. Noon time I found myself at Kmarts. Yeah yeah,, I know,, Kmart shoes suck, but with limited funds and how rough I am on shoes, cheapies work just fine. I noticed that the girl scouts had set up camp inside the foyer of Kmart. I was carefull not to cast a glance that way. I did not want to buy cookies! Very good cookies,, but a bit overpriced for me. My plan was to skirt around someone as they were leaving, so i didnt have to tell the girl scouts " No! I dont want cookies!" Plan failed, this lil brown haired, big eyed cutie attacked me as i was trying to walk out. With those big brown eyes, and the " pwease mista, will you buy some cookies?" I was powerless, bought 3 boxes. As i was walking out I heard a "YES!!" coming from that lil cutie. She got me.
When I got home, I had

I Need A Man!WELL I AM A SINGLE WOMAN LOOKING FOR A REAL BLACK INTELLIGENT MAN - WHAT MATTERS WHAT IS IN YOUR HEART SO YOU CAN CATCH ME ON YAHOO MESSENGER honeybee7002001. I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE AND MAKING NEW FRIENDS I AM A PEOPLE PERSON.....I LIVE IN OKLAHOMA CITY AND I HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS THAT GOD COULD EVER GIVE ME........JUST GIVE ME A BUZZ AND SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND MAY GOD BLESS EACH DAY OF YOUR LIFE TAKE CARE.....

Retarded-nessI don't get why ppl get affended when other ppl look at the profile's. I mean what make's the difference. It is there to show ppl what you are like and lil tid bit's of your personallity. I love to go to other ppl's page's and see thing's. Not to get into there bizzness. So if you can't take that ppl look at your page to see how you are then either make it private from before or just don't make one at all.
What Do you all think? Please give me some input!
Thank's
Tawnya

Hottie RulesHotties rules & code of conduct
1- All Prospects (Applicants) must have a VERIFIED Salute.
2- All Pics must be SFW & Open for voting on Friday.
3- Upon Acceptance 5 days will be given to add 2nd Alarm Hotties (to/in addition to) Nickname.
4- All Current Hotties must be Fanned/Added/Rated.
5- All new members will be assigned a team. The Chief, Chief Deputy Sexy Shell, & Assigned Team Leader must be added to family.
6- All Hottie related bulletins must be reposted (inactivity is not tolerated)
7- Help your fellow members when need be (for ex. leveling by rating pics, stash, etc)
8- The Hotties profile MUST be added to Top Friends -or- Family.
9- Shoutbox & Fu-Mail must be open to The Chief/ Chief Deputy/ & assigned Team leader.
10- All Hottie members must have membership to The Hotties Headquarters. Link can be found on Sexy_Shell's page
11- Hotties who have resigned must complete the application process. No exceptions.
12- Applicants must have

Words Of A Womans LoveLove is not something you share between two people, it's a feeling you get deep down in you soul. it's what puts butterflies in your stomach, or goose bumps on your arms. It's feelings you can't shake, it's what everyone is lookinf for. And I have found love in my life not just for the person I'm with but for everyone who has a connection with me. I can't explain it it's just there. Love is life, the air that we breath, the sun that shines on us all. Love is everywhere.
Just a few words i thought I'll share.

Help Me Pls!!!I'M IN A BOMBING CONTEST AND NEED SOME HELP MY FRIENDS...I'M NOT ASKING FOR HOURS UPON HOURS OF COMMENTS, JUST AS MUCH AS YOU'RE WILLING TO POST...LOVE YUNS ALL AND TY IN ADVANCE...JUST CLICK MY PIC AND THERE YA ARE...

Yahoo Anyone?Hey everyone if you have yahoo messenger you should add me and we'll chat it up. XoXoX
juicyjuliab@yahoo.ca
Thanks guys talk to you all soon i hope!

Give AwayI could use some help getting some fu bucks, this way i can spread the love to my friends that are also asking for bucks.
Just go to this link and comment on my pic as mcuh as you can. Thanks!
Rob
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1172798&albumid=897528&i=386476826&idx=0

ClassHere I sit, sleeping my way through composition class. It's kind of bad when I can read the reading assignments and pick out each and every mistake in the text book. I just need to rant, cuz half of my bachelor's is going to be like this. I only hope some... SOME... of these classes will end up relatively useful.

Something Everyone Needs To Know!!!!here is a link to a video every person should see. The thruth is that someone out there in the world loves you even if you do not feel it or see it.
Please check it out!!!!!
http://www.bettertobless.com/movie3.html

The Pregnant LifeWell with pregnancy comes nausea. Oh it's just wonderful I tell ya. All day everyday I am nauseous. Some foods have been nice to me. But here is my list of foods that haven't been so nice to me lately...
Cheese Pizza
Spaghetti O's
Broccoli Cheddar Rice
I'm sure there will plenty of updates to this to come.

I'm So Mean!!So I'm Mean
Someday when my girls are old enough tounderstand the logic that
motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Dad told me:
I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, withwhom, and what time you would be home.
I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new boyfriend was acreep.
I loved you enough to make you go pay for the bubble gum you had taken and tell the clerk,"I stole this yesterday and want to pay for it."
I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.
I loved you enough to let you see anger,disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect.
I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.
But most of all, I loved you enough tosay NO when I knew you would hate me for it.Those were the most difficult battl

Hang Overslastnight i had everything under the sun... well not quite... but still its not the best thing in the world to mix alcohols... lastnight i had gin, southern comfort and beer... BIG mistake, so lastnight as im getting drunk buddy starts dramma...( dont you hate that shit?) but he knocks out our door window, blood on the wall and glass everywhere. i calm him down and he agrees to leave the party when someone invites him back into our house to get his things(turnd out pointless cause he left his jacket here) then im just about to sleep and i hear the front door open and so i get up to see who it was and he came back so him and his buddy still wanted to drink but everyone was asleep. so they want me to call a cab for them. so i get on the phone to call the cops back(called them the first time they left). so i called the cops and as soon as they found out that i was they halled ass out of there. so im just about to sleep again when i hear a knock on the door. look out my window and see a fl

Sin City************************
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WELCOME TO SIN CITY.
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GREAT FAMILY
**NO DRAMA**
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SIN CITY IS ALSO HIRING FOR ALL STAFF SO IF YOU WANNA BECOME PART PLEASE LET DJ FABULOUS OR HOLLISTER OR TINKER KNOW.. WE LOVE TO HAVE AND SEE YOU SOON
WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?
GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
LETS SIN TOGETHER!

Got Something Interesting To Say? Let's Talk!I'm here to meet new people and become friends with those who share similar interests with myself. I'm not looking for compliments although they are appreciated. It's more meaningful to me to receive a compliment about something we may have in common rather than those based on physical appearances. I have a passion for music, especially metal of all types. Being from a relatively small town in Kentucky, it's been difficult finding people that i can connect with as far as my musical taste is concerned. I enjoy learning from people, anyone that is informative is very interesting to me. Don't watch t.v. that much but when i do it's usually something on A&E. Really into forensic science. Love The First 48, Intervention, and American Justice. Horror and fantasy related movies are my favorites. Thanks for stopping by!

Just WowFIRST OFF YOU GOTTA READ MY MUMM AND ILL COPY AND PASTE IT FOR THOSE THAT DIDNT.THE SECOND IS AN EMAIL TO A FRIEND THAT IS CONCERNED. I HAVE MANY TIMES BEEN THRU MY HIGHS AND LOWS ON THIS SITE. AND THEN THIS HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE.....SOME OF THIS WAS EDITED TO EXPLAIN MINOR DETAILS LITTLE MORE..........
MUMM:
BEING THE NICE GUY
created @ 2008-03-08 12:37:37 -- expires in: 18 hr [FRIENDS]
this girl is pregnant and the babies father just broke up. well they ended up on the street today. being they broke up i offered myhelp and opened my door to her. is that wrong cause i know where its gona end up. we have talked about this before? he is a herion junky i dont want him staying here. she clean dont even smoke cigs.
EMAIL:
this kinda really all just happened. im scaired shitless. i dont fully trust her (MAYBE CAUSE OF SHIT IVE BEEN THROUGH). i sure in the hell dont love her(WHICH I DO NOT, NEVER SAID ANYTHING OF THE SUCH). all we ever did before was just tal

~~ Flying High ~~~~ Flying High ~~
~~~~~~
Standing on a
cliff so high,
She wonders
if she can fly.
~~~~~~
Watching the crows
fly through the air,
As a gentle breeze
touches her hair.
~~~~~~
Thoughts all jumbled
and no where to turn.
The pain ebbing
to a slow steady burn.
~~~~~~
The sky so inviting.
The thrill of the leap exciting.
~~~~~~
Just one step
that's all it would take.
Feeling as her heart
will surely break.
~~~~~~
She jumps not
making any sound,
Her body soaring
to the ground.
~~~~~~
There she lays
all broken,
Not a word
is spoken.
~~~~~~
No longer will she suffer,
she took the wrong way out.
~~~~~~
Leaving behind a
bewildered family,
Who can only
wonder Why!!!
~~~~~~
~~ Copywrited by Carolina Breeze ~~ 3/5/2008 ~~

Great NewsI have the most wonderful news for all my friends. I am haveing a baby. I am currently 6 and 1/2 weeks. I will keep you all informed. HUGS AND KISSES!

Hmmm My BirthdayPISCES - THE SEX ADDICT
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! Hmmmmm cmon over ladies lmao

Crappy Weatheri am wondering if anyone else is getting tried of this crappy weather... the weather outside is really bad.. i cant wait until spring time gets here.. the warm weather and the flowers growing and the birds singing..

What Is It Like To Be Me.Hi there here is a new blog and this 1 is about me and my snake collection. as you all well know I have added alot more snake pics this yr and even some of my new ferrets too in the folder called my new kids.
I like snakes and yes I do collect them some day id love to breed them maybe theres alot of money to be made in snakes. my snakes dont have poison and no fangs and no they dont bite or eat kids either. I do make sure all my pets are tame I do take to bmx races with me the kids love them and know me well too.
I do think its soo funny a mucho man is scared to death of a snake alot of you ask why I been single for soo long and of course this is why but at least im not some guy who thinks hes soo bad and tough because he got a 200lb dog he cant control or bites kids or kills other dogs and or even children im sorry but that dont make a man look good it just get's him into more trouble.
I am not realy a big guy at all but its realy something when you see a guy full a tatts a

Your VoiceIts funny, Sir.. how the sound of Your voice haunts my very being..
How I can hear You as easily as i feel my heart beating..
Why is this the way that we are??
Why do I have such a hunger for You??
Why do I feel as if I truely must be near You to survive??
I wish that I could swirl like a mist..
To You all those miles from me..
I'd enter inside Your soul..
Just so You could see..
I'd let You experience all of me..
So deep inside..
And though I fear You,
There'd be nothing to hide..
I feel no shame
I feel no hesitation
I am what You made me
Now we just have to deal with it.
I risk it because I have to.
I have no choice..
Its who i was put on this earth to be.
You never thought all those months ago You would truely enslave me..
But You did..
No matter what I do to forget You..
You did.
I fear the only way I will ever escape my need of You will be when I finally exist no more..No matter how long that may be..
And if i never saw or heard from You again..
You wil

New Freindplease welcome and rate my freind corvette1 very cool guy who served his country years ago
corvette1@ fubar

My LifeI want for my life to be mine. Soon I'm hoping it will be again. All I have ever wanted was to be loved. I'm a hopefull romantic. I believe in soul mates. Knowing that what I have right now is far from that. I don't want to be treated like I'm a child anymore. I do not act like it. I deserve respect and being cherished. I want to be able to enjoy life out side of these four walls he calls his castle. For me it is more of a prison. I want to find the part of me that has been hiding for so long. I think about how my life could and should be and then I wake up and realize that I'm living in a miserable marriage and having a hard time finding a way out. I have plans but then there is doubt instilled in me that makes me think that maybe I won't be able to do it. However, I have a life to look forward to on the out side. And I will get outta here soon. I have friends that mean the world to me. I have people I've been kept away from for far to long. I've lost a lot just to remain in this so c

Sweet Azz Radiocome check them out they are great, and good friends...... http://www.sweetazzradio.com

Diabetesi have a husband and a 17 year old daughter who both have type one diabets and it has been hell they are sick all the time ad in and out of the hospital with diatic keto acid dois witch is very serious and they both almost died on me every day they both end up with some thing else wrong with them and they just keep getting sicker and sicker

QuotesThe Future belongs to those who believe in the
beauty of their dreams
Eleanor Roosevelt
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thou art to me a delicious torment
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And
summer's lease hath all too short a date.
William Shakespeare
Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
AnaÔs Nin

Just Something I Wrote While In Iraq After Loosing Some Ppl Close To MeTo Those Who Appose
By: J. M. Perkins
Another day ends and so many more lose their life
Leaving behind friends, family, a husband or wife
Becoming a blurb in the paper or a number in the news
How many need be injured and even more that we lose
What do you say when you make that final call
That the one they loved is a memory on a wall
While we share the pain and we knew that person well
We continue living in this life that's turned to hell
Beginning to realize that this may be the last day we see
Not knowing who the next to fall will be
Leaving behind only pictures and blessed memories
Shared by many both at home and over seas
As hard as it is at times we still hold our head up high
And swear "Be damned on my watch I let another die"
Don't think to judge us because what you see on the TV
Until you are here too, fighting right beside of me
Many friends we've lost never to see their smile once more
And still YOU fail to realize what they have all died forÖ
Marching str

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Breath Control~ Breath Control Play~
by Vamp
Definitions of Breath Control
Breath Control Play:
This is the process of limiting or restricting air and/or the supply of oxygen to the brain.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation:
The process of limiting or restricting air and/or the supply of oxygen to the brain WHILE ALONE.
Strangling:
This usually involves compression of the carotid arteries to prevent blood from reaching the brain.
Suffocation:
This involves somehow reducing the level of oxygen in the air available to breathe (usually gradually).
Hanging:
This is a type of play that involves being suspended by the neck.
"New" breath play:
The process of making someone more conscious of, directing, or using breath in play. The process of role playing or bringing about the psychological state of traditional breath play without using traditional methods
Why do we do it?
This is very individual. A person might as well ask, why do people have sex? I will attemp

This Site...is not living up to my expectations. I should give up on the interweb personals altogether.

All About MeI want to know what people think. Am I really cute or are people just saying it to be nice?
1. OMFG! EWW!
2. totally fugly!
3. eh, she's ok looking.
4. She's plain looking.
5. She's better looking than some.
6. She's got a good personality but could be better.
7. She's cute.
8. She's really cute and has a great personality.
9. She's hot.
10. She's really fuckin hot!
I want to know the truth. My bf told me that I'm a 7 because he's dated models that were a hell hotter than I am which really hurt so now I really want to know. Either leave me a message telling me what you think or just reply to this bulletin. What do you find about me that you like.
Thanks ^_^
~Bad Kitty

What A Daysometimes being a college student is rough! i had a long entertaining night followed by almost no sleep then waking up to go to work. got pulled to the hell on earth. lots of drama grown people being childish. then comes one of the people in a higher position who proceeds to tell me to "shut up" folowed by instructing me to lie on govt documetns... ummm NO! I'm not super pleased with my job but it pays very well im not trying to loose it so this bitch can meet some quota shes trying to pass down responsibility for. worked my ass off wiping other peoples asses, literally, get off waaay late. get home to see that my dog has torn my kitchen to peices...sometimes i have to remind myself to breathe...ill make it.

Love This ComebackLove This Comeback
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms , but so that others may have them also.
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, "Yes, I always wear it and probably always will."
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped for

My New Puppies...pits Any One~FIRST LOOK~
BOTH OF THESE DOGS ARE ADBA REGISTERED . HAZEL REGISTERED AS BYRD AND BELMON.S "BIG BODY" #9500-30 AND THUNDER ~GEIMAN'S THUNDER #10236AP-79. BOTH HAVE VERY SOLLID PEDIGREES FROM SUCH BREEDERS AS
ALL AMERICAN PITS
RED HOT KENNELS
DYNASTY PITS
DYNAMO PITS
JUST TO NAME A FEW.
I LOVE MY DOGS AS WELL AS THE BREED. THESE PUPS ARE GOING TO REPRESENT THE BREED AT LEAST AS WELL AS HAZEL AND THUNDER.
this is the family
no. one is a female red $400.00
no. two male brown and white $500.00
np. three male red $500.00
NO.FOUR MALE BRENDYL $500.00
NO.FIVE,MALE PICK MAKE OFFER NO LESS THAN $ 700.00 TOP BIDDER TAKES THE DOG
MALE PICK IS BRENDYL BUEY, MAINLY DARK BLUE AND BLACK WITH FAWN OVER CAST. IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE IT WILL SHED OFF THE FAWN AND BE BLUE...
CONTACT ME EITHER ON MYSPACE OR FUBAR FOR PHONE NUMBER AND MORE INFO. PRICE DOESN'T CONSIDER SHIPPING OR ANY ALTERATION OF THE

CrittersBaggage
by Evelyn Colbath
Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed,
All nicely tucked in my warm new bed.
I'd like to open my baggage
Lest I forget,
There is so much to carry -
So much to regret
Hmm.. Yes there it is, right on the top -
Let's unpack, Loneliness, Heartache and Loss,
And there by my leash hides Fear and Shame
As I look on these things I tried so hard to leave -
I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain.
I loved them, the others, the ones who left me,
But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me.
Will you add to my baggage?
Will you help me unpack?
Or will you just look at my things
And take me right back?
Do you have the time to help me unpack?
To put away my baggage,
To never re-pack?
I pray that you do - I'm so tired you see,
But I do come with baggage -
Will you still want me?

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Crokus Label Photography, Yukon Territory, Canada.Just feel free to browse through my photo galleries to see some of my Yukon Territory's photographs. There are also a few photo-videos in my stash. Feel free to leave me some feedback. I have plenty of pictures in my computer. I will be uploading more pictures in the next little while here. Let me know how you like my works.
Much Freedom, Peace, Love, Light, Respect and Honor to you all.

Erotic StoriesMy boyfriend Mark and I were at the local movie theatre. Since the theatre was wasnít that packed we sat right at the back. The only people near by were a good looking young guy at the end of our row and an old couple about six rows down. So I didnít object when Markís warm wandered to my breasts. I looked around to make sure no one was watching as he unbuttoned my shirt and rubbed my nipples till they were hard. I glanced up and saw the other guy at the end of the row staring at us. I told Mark we had an audience.
Letís give him something to watch, ďMark muttered, opening my legs. He rubbed my pussy with his elbow as he fondled my tits, knowing the combo would drive me crazy. I reached down and unzipped Markís fly, working his hard cock. He moaned, than took one hand off my breasts and slid it between my legs. To my surprise he called out softly ďcome over here mate. Laura will wank you off.
The guy was over like a shot. I was so turned on by the bulge in his jeans. I fished out

Take Me Home Tonighti went to go see eddie money with my best friend in the whole wide world......and she caught me a guitar pick from the lead guitar player......tonight was a really awesome night...i had an excellent time....got to see co workers sans hard hats.....and got to see one of the 80's greatest singers ever!!!!!! and my bff and i both realized we are so very lucky to have the other one....we compliment each other....and it was a really great time.....and i was getting hit on in real life....and it was kind of cool....and maybe just maybe ill let a few bricks of the wall come down.....a young guy and an older guy were both hitting on me....and i actually enjoyed it......really and maybe this time next year i just might go out on a date....ill keep you posted cuz i know y'all are losing sleep over my freaking non existant love life......
ps if this blog makes entirely no sense its because im freaking drunk so get over it all ready.....pps im totally depressed brett favre is retired....

Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the "true religion".
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

Help?mom sitting on bed playing several hands of solitaire. on the 10th or 11th game, when she got to the end of the game, 4 of clubs was missing. when she found it, it was under the bed even tho she has a bed ruffle that goes down to the floor and she had not dropped it or been up. is there any particular meaning to this that anyone knows of? or is the pesky ghost just pestering her for the fun of it?

Wv JokesA guy from West Virginia passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't
touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a West
Virginia hotel? When you call the front desk and
say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk
replies, "go ahead."
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is
married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup
truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they
want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West
Virginia?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If
it had been invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teeth brush.
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A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on
I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

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The Many Heads Of The HydraIdle Chat
Nice analogy you have there
He was a breeze to raise
Except for a few years in the teens
When he was possessed
Life happens
And never stops
I just canít stop listening to DFA 1979
We are glad you are better
You practically have to breaststroke thru it
I am so sorry man
Life happens
Are you new?
I have a tribe to protect
I am never alone
They managed to work it out
Good night and good day
3/9/08

HiHi Im new to this blog thing
I hope to Explore my feelings in hear kind of like an exorcism. I Became aware that Guys donít turn me on much any more I guess 20 years of marriage to a workaholic does that to you. I am a Physiotherapist working in Denver and I enjoy my work and recently had an encounter with one of my friends cousins. She is gat and my cousin suggested that I give het a massage as she had strained her lower back in the gym. I agreed and thought nothing of it. When she arrived for her appointment She looked stunning he is 5í9 very fit boobs around 38 d cup. We chatted for a while and I told her to strip down to her under ware, put on the robe and then lie on the table. I took some notes on the Computer while she stripped. She came out and laid the robe on the chair she was only in her bra with no panties on She reclined on the table facing me and commented that she had forgotten to put her panties on this morning and smiled. I got a little hot under the collar and Had

"love"Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Taken Too SoonBill "Butch" Rigg
11/22/71 ~ 3/10/90
March 10,1990 one on the most important people in my life passed away. He was taken from us way to soon by a hit and run driver. I know some may say get over it already. But my last words to my brother were "I hate you." When in fact I didn't know that Hate was such a horrible word and would haunt me for the rest of my life.
I had made a promise to my brother 2 weeks before he was taken from us To this day I have honored that promise and that was to not do drugs. This is the way that I have made peace with myself for the horrible words I said to him.
The following songs are those that bring memories of my brother flooding back to me everytime I hear them.
Listen to them don't listen to them, I just ask you one thing tell those that are close to you that you love them everyday.
Because my bro introduced me to the Beastie Boys and this is one song that well he loved!!!
Boys II Men ~Its so hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday ~

What Is A Heartwhy do we have a heart??? it is useless to have!!! It gets broken and used, stepped on and kicked. so why have it???

Thank YouTHANK YOU TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS ON FUBAR IN A VERY TOUGH TIME,I DEEPLY APPRECIATE ALL THE SUPPORT.ILL TELL YOU IT IS VERY HARD TO BURY ONE OF YOUR KIDS IT JUST ISNT RIGHT NOT NORMAL.EVEN THOUGH HE WAS MY STEP-SON ( A PHRASE I HATE) CAUSE STEPS ARE MADE TO WALK ON.I RAISED HIM FROM THE AGE OF 6 UNTIL HE WAS ON HIS OWN.TO THE LAST TIME WE TALKED HE STILL CALLED ME DAD AFTER MY DIVORCE FROM HIS MOM SO THERE WAS A FATHER SON CONNECTION. AGAIN THANK YOU TO ALL......JIM

Brewer's SkinIm looking for someone to create a Milwaukee Brewers skin for me. If you are talented and like making skins...please let me know...

Wtf?!?!?!?!?!WELL GOOD MORNING PPLZ! I HOPE UR SUNDAY STARTS OFF BETTER THEN MINE! IS IT JUST ME OR IS THERE SOME REALLY DUMB AZZ MEN ON THIS SITE? I SAY THIS BC THERE HAS BEEN THIS 1 MAN WHO I HAVE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TOO THAT HAS CONSTANLY MESSAGED ME, NEVER BEING RUDE UNTIL THIS MORNING...SO I NEVER BLOCKED HIM JUST IGNORED HIM *lol* WELL THIS IS THE CONVO THIS MORNING...
AFTER LEAVIN THE FIRST COMMENT...WHICH I DIDNT RESPOND TOO, HE WENT TO MY PICS IN WHICH I HAVE A PIC THAT STATES...DESCRIBE ME IN 1 WORD...THE WORD HE LEFT WAS "FUCKABLE" :|
Don: I say such a shame if someones not benefiting from that sexy and seductive woman!
Ch3rrY: wow did u have to leave such a rude comment :|
Don: I am not the one sticking my tongue out baby what did you expect
Don: thats whats wrong with women like you they tease and never please just a joke huh
Don: may be rude to you but a woman would take that as a compliment
Ch3rrY: women like me ??? my pics are sensual not sexual by any means...but u don

Story's....(no Names Just Thoughts And Chaos)the echo of boots upon the stone walls rang down the corridor, preceding a pair of figures whom talk quietly amongst themselves.
"Well how was the meeting, M'Lord. Did the other Celestial Lords agree? Do they believe you..when you say that a darkness is coming from the rim?" asked the one looking to the other while they walked.
"Mafion my friend..they listened only to appease me if they truly believed they would heed my words and sends the naval fleet and give the Release to us. they care nothing more then their own hides anyways..." Respond the other whom is tall and hints of his long platnum hair flow free from within the cowl over his head, and his voice shows a hint of sorrow only old freinds and lovers would notice.
"M'Lord...the Release hasn't happend in over a century. What do you think the sighting are on our borders?" quired the other hooded figure a ray of light straying across his face for but a moment as he walked through it, the stained glass window caused a rainb

AcceptanceI've finally realized that the only person I can change is myself. I need to accept other people for who they are. I can make myself the best person I can possibly be and I still can't make everyone happy. The only person I need to worry about making happy is myself.
Realizing this and accepting this simple fact has made my life alot easier. It means I am not responsile for other people actions. It means I don't have to react to everything other people say or do to me. It means everything isn't personal.
I had a friend on here that blocked me because I wasn't what they thought I should be. It hurt until I realized that it isn't that important to me. It's not going to affect my life.
What is going to effect my life is only what I let effect it. I've got a man in my life. I accept him for the way he is and now I can really enjoy my time and my life with him. I can respect his wishes and not share our problems with other people. I don't need to. The only person who needs to be i

The AgesWhen I was married 25 years, I took a look at my
wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25 year old beauty."
"Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000 car,
nice big bed and a
plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old
woman. It seems to me that
you are not holding up your end of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me
to go out and find a hot
25-year-old beauty, and she would make sure that
I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to
solve a mid-life
crisis.

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ElderlyA Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's marr

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Childish PeopleSo I browsing around the people because I was bored. I get click happy because I do it quickly. So this guy pops up and I go to rate him a 10, but I accidently hit the 9. It goes on to the next picture. I go "Shit". Then he leaves me this thing on the conversation box saying:
"9's suck would you like some 1's to go with that nevermind im not gonna waste my time giving you points but thankyou for the points."
So I try to explain the situation to him. But he blocks me! But not before he sends me a comment saying "Hello Hater". Why do people have to be so childish and wait and see why people rate them that? I mean it's pretty childish in my eyes.

A Poem I Wrote For A Close Friend Of Mine That Passed Away."MISSING YOU"
You came into my life
when i needed a friend.
You opened up your home
And you let me come in.
You had a heart of gold
You would take anyone in.
It was easy to talk to you
It was easier to call you my friend.
The advise that you would give
I sometimes would ignore.
Now this day I know
Your advise I will get no more.
I think of you each day
And miss you even more.
I wish I could go to your house
And see you open the door.
I was not there with you
The day you went away.
Even though I could not be
In my heart your memory will stay.
I sometimes talk to you
And hope that you can hear.
There are times when i feel alone
I swear I can feel you near.
I know I will see you again
And I know this to be true.
There are so many things I want to say
But most importantly I LOVE AND MISS YOU!!!!!!!

Chance MeetingOn my screen you came
out of the blue,
Awakening my heart from pain
to feelings before I never knew
We are both scared
of the road fate has shown
Two souls paired
to a destiny still unknown
Should we choose to meet
and tempt these hands of fate
It would take two, for the odds to be beat
To lead us to eternity and heavens gate
Should we choose to not
would our minds constantly wonder,
Was that the one I always sought
On that do we dare to ponder?
For you have touched me deep
I long to hold you for all time
To be mine, forever to keep
For us to share a lifetime
I want your passionate kiss
to take my breath away
Never want to miss your touch
while in each others arms we lay
So now the decision is ours to make
I'll treasure you whatever may be
My heart is here for you to take
Loyalty I'll, vow should you give yours to me?

Mumm Policy Needs A Changesorry for crashing your mumm
but change is needed
Will the mumm policy ever change to reflect
current standards regarding what is and what is not
consider NSFW and the current reporting system used
without verification and explanation to the user
of detailed reasons
a single breakfast mumm was deleted
However I believe false reporting is the cause
as this mumm was clean & safe
ERROR: you're not allowed to do this.
This policy needs to change
Wow , a mumm on food deleted
question was fruit for breakfast
or bacon eggs & toast
silly people
Support tell me what part of this mumm
was NSFW
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Idk Cuz I Canso lemme recap the last bit of my life. so im homeless then some old lady takes me in for the last month till i leavce for basic training. i end up fucking her daughter and getting together with her. when i get done with basic training i marry her so i can double my paycheck. we decide that we dont want to have an open relationship but we wouldnt leave eachother for cheating. thats cool right i mean im in georga/ north carolina she is in california. then i go to iraq. im there for 12 and a half months and when i get back i find out she slept with her step brother and my best friends boyfriend. ok what ev on the boyfriend but her fucking step brother?!!! so i confront her about it and she lies and lies and lies. i finnally get the truth out of her. but im too discusted STEP BROTHER!?!?!?!?!?! plus she lied right so fuck that im out. kicked her, my bestfriend, and her boyfriend out of the house and sent em packin. then i met this really hot chick who seemed really cute. as it turns out s

My Blogs!!!Something to think about
Don't wait until tomorrow to tell someone you love them. Don't ever let the ones you care about question that you care. Take the time to smell the roses. Smile at a stranger. Don't sweat the small stuff. The dishes, laundry, and the rest of your "chores" can wait until tomorrow...take the time to play with your kid today. Laugh, laugh often. If you have something to say, say it. Don't make assumptions. Ask questions. Jump in a puddle. Play in the rain. Don't expect others to change if you are not willing to make changes yourself. Don't ask a question unless you truly want to know the answer. Be honest even if it's brutal. Go see a show on broadway. Travel. If you want to do something, do it. Take a chance. Don't brag. Pray. Take the time to listen. Take time for yourself. Getting hurt sucks, but the pain only lasts as long as you allow it. Learn from your mistakes, grow. Care what affect your actions may have on another. If you apologize, mean it

Things I Read And Have To ShareGrown Women
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and
make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
where he fits.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him
hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time'
even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

The New Song!R.E.M. - Supernatural Superserious Lyrics
Everybody here
Comes from somewhere
If they would just as soon forget
A disguise
Disguised as they know you made you feel it
At the summer camp they volunteered
No one saw your face, no one saw your fear
You got apparition just appeared
Took you up and away from this place and shared
Humiliation
Of your teenage nation
Nobody cares no one remembers or cares
If your fantasies are
Dressed up in travesties
Enjoy yourself with no regrets
So if you call out safe then Iíll stop right away
When premise explodes and the room starts to shake
The details shift
And the stories the same
You donít have to explain
You donít have to explain
Humiliation
Of your teenage nation
No one cares
If your fantasies are
Dressed up in travesties
Enjoy yourself with no regrets
Everybody here comes from somewhere
If they would just as soon forget, disguise
So if you call out safe then Iíll stop right away
When the premise explodes and th

LegendsA Nordic princess, recently married to an Arab king and tormented by a desire to see her own snow-covered lands once more, became seriously homesick, which brought great sadness and pain to the King. His ingenious remedy was to order thousands of almond trees to be planted. When they were in blossom, he ordered all the windows of the palace to be opened. The princess was amazed at encountering field after field of white blossom. It reminded her of the snow-covered land of her own country and she was instantly cured.
A tribute thanks to my dear friend Jo in Portugal who shared this story with me and the festival that is held every year in the Algarve region in the south of Portugal. Thank you Jo!

Really Random TodayThere are demons we bring to life.
Some even love them , they were the beast that helped us cope in the short run.
They were our drug of choice...whatever it be.
But they also helped destroy our future.
They became crutches that replaced the Soul in all.
Because of them there was no reason , no love or true courage.
The living force within us suffered a little because of the demons.
However........... The Soul lives on.
And it's Not easy to control these demons
Often it takes the hardest things in life like
Kindness from others, simple smiles and loving touches incouragament. Not just receiving
But giving also, They may be in a battle themselfs
And with things like these
control of demons is inevitable..
In the time of the sun and light lies are exposed.
With it the control of each demon leaves a strength of purity that last forever.
Circles are closed with the Soul ........ The ultimate victor.

SociopathicYou Are 8% Sociopath
You're empathetic, loyal, and introspective.
In other words, there's no way you're a sociopath... but you can spot one pretty easily!
Are You A Sociopath?

Thoughts On Loveallowed you to take my hand
thought you would show me love
cried inside tears of pain
as again I wasnt the one
hurt so much now
its hard to breath
never enough
not good enough it seems
wasting away as I look inside
dreams all shattered
in the blink of an eye
no room left to run
as I am broken enough
just laying awake
so many tears in my eyes
keep myself sheltered I can not
love takes me away
and always crashes to a stop
no more dreaming
no more fears
doomed for eternity
to be alone here
scars on my body
and the tears ive cried
are nothing compared to
the scars inside
gave up the fight
nothing left inside
just holding my breath
hoping death comes tonight

This Is LifeTell me my estranged one
How the colors holding crimson change to dawn
Why sky is blue sometimes & sometimes Red or Dark
Why the same sky is soothing, magical, loving, beautiful,
& At times dreamy, scary, Painful or black.
Tell me my estranged one
why everything that begins on a happy note
Ends on a sad note
Warming anger, than boiling temper
Releasing heat, torching & scorching by mid afternoon
Than cooling down gradually as evening comes
Showing suddenly from nowhere all of your love & care
Turning everything you touch to golden
As our kiss sends up flares of colorful rainbows
All around showing the world that Love exists
As we pass in our paths
Lighting up your evening skies.
Tell me my estranged one
Why We let go off our hands to part ways
With tears in our eyes
Some shown some hidden
As we begin our walk
We leave each other in sadness
Hurt, in Pin drop silence
Thinking that this time & circumstance wants for now
One Sacrifice, one misund

No More Stash Or PicsI WILL BE DELETING PICS AND STASH IF ANYONE WANT FIREFIGHTER STUFF TODAYS THE DAY TO TAKE THEM TAKE WHAT YOU LIKE JUST DONT TAKE ANYTHING OF ME TY

Are You Breathing?Once a while I have to drop the things in my hands for a second and take a deep breath to feel the life in me. Like most of us I forgot to catch my breath when I was occupied by the business of the world. When I was driving, working or simply playing my PS3, I have to consciously remind myself of living instead of dying of indulging in those activities. I only have one life in this world. There is a choice I have to make every day, even every minutes to determine if I wanted to be driven my meaningless activities, or to be driven by something matters.
Take a deep breath, I rethink my life, I decided to choose to make my work experience edifying; I decided to pray the change of my lazy heart when I am driving; I decided to cut down my PS3 times and raise up the time I spend with my friend and families.
I feel alive again because I am living with a breath that brings more than just a breath, but love, life and inspiration......
Have you caught up with your breath recently?

Liquid BeingDripping strings of emotion
A melting web entangling my mind
I have ceased to be
Yet here I am
I am nothing
And everything
All at once
Fade to shine
Raw blue fingers
Painting valleys
Red eyes
Such anger and rage
Painted with life
Soaked with feeling
And now
Liquefied with pain
Longing to be whole
Though I am all I need to be
Secrets locked away
Trembling with anticipation
One day
No longer a puddle
The sun will caress me
My eyes will be opened
Nothing can touch me
For I am nothing
Yet everything
And I fade to shine

Coolwell guys im back i left for a bit but got bored and come back woohoo so peace out

Not Here For A Whilehey there to all my FU friends. just letting you all know im not going to be around for a while. work calls and ill be away until June or even till October. will try to stop in and say hello to the ones that ill miss the most during that time. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) hope you all dont miss me too much.

Very Serious Subject Happening Right Now!I feel very serious about this subject I'm going to relay onto thus. Office Humor....where does it come from...what part of our mind reacts to it? Have you ever noticed, everybody fucking laughs at a joke in the office? I often find myself wondering, why in the hell am I laughing, when instead I realize how stupid the quip was and want to jab him/her (cause we can't be sexist anymore....when did it become illegal to grab a chicks ass? ITS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT) in the neck as punishment. The infamous pity laugh, its a disease that has plagued us all for centuries. Joker - "why did the chicken cross the road?" Victim - "why is a chicken trying to cross the road in the first place? WHO THE HELL let the chicken out?!" that is what I want to hear from now on; people rebuttling against this horrendous day and age of lack with humor. This is serious people! Do we really want our kids growing up to think they themselves can be a comedian? NO....NAY I say! We need to smack our kids i

MirageMirage,
vision challenged
mental want recognized
the things longed for
Reflection,
of true reality
forced upon us by life
genetics sealed our fate
Ripples,
running across time
magnify the ware on ourselves
all experiences resurface
Miracles,
come out
renewing our imagination
forcing us to return to youth
Creativity,
will emerge
from deep inside our souls
bringing all emotion to surface
Sensitivity,
is unleashed
breaking the boundaries of aggression
releasing the strong power of want

I'm PoorI've got an idea. For everyone that buys me a VIP I'll do a salute, either SFW or NSFW, your choice. I know, selling myself, it happens. I really enjoy VIP and I just really don't have the money right now.
This does mean that I'll do more then one salute. One for every month someone else pays for!

His WifeBob and Larry
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no . . . Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me . . . he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this

Love For Sale!i am in Sweet Ones auction,you can own me and i will be your devoted pet and love you madly!The auction ends friday and you will get naughty prizes from me,check the list!i will also give a naughty personal cam session if the bid goes high enough and maybe some of my lingerie!
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Auctionhttp://www.ict.tuwien.ac.at/pictures/backgrounds/ethereal_olives.jpg
HEY GUYS...FIRST AUCTION HERE....SO COME SHOW ME SOME LUV...THERE IS A PRIZE FOR THE PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES, SO EVEN IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO PLACE A BID COULD YOU PLEASE, PLEASE RATE ME...ALL LUV IS MUCH APPRECIATED....
MUCH LUV
AMAZON
HERE IS THE LINK FOR MY AUCTION PAGE:
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=316365&i=229477008

CruiseFor all of you to know I am a travel agent. Found a good deal on a cruise going out of Galveston in Sept. If anyone is interested email me at tx_scorpion2002@yahoo.com. Yes I am trying to get some business. lol

11's For SaleI need fubucks or maybe I just want them. Either way, I am selling my 11's.
I will be taking bids for them till 11pm est.
Close to next level? A hundred 11's during a HH could really help.

Thank You LoveI love you with all my heart babygirl.
Thank you so much for being you and thank you for letting me be the person I am when i'm around you.
You're simply incredible and this Dido song is my way of thanking you for everything :)
I love you.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
I drank too much last night, got bills to pay,
my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today,
I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply
that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad,
it's not so bad and
I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life
Push the door, I'm home at last
and I'm soaking through and through
Then you hand me a towel

The Halo 3 TournamentWell in case anyone didn't know, I went to a Halo 3 tournament this weekend. Just got back. It was sponsered by the National Guard so everyone had to deal with recruiters all day but thats not what this blogs about. It's about the tourny. The set up they had there was awesome. They had a military tent sent up with 4 360s on projector screens, and a sound system that made everyone even outside of the building deaf. It was a 4v4 tournament and my team was Me, Nick, Doug, and Brandon. Unfortunately we got 3rd out of the 15 teams that were playing and we lost the second place spot by 1 point.

Thank You Sisters 4lifehey there I just wanted to thank Sister4life and Brothers 4Life for helping me level up and for all the comments I have received by all of you, I can tell this is going to be a great family... Thank you again :)
Ohh and by the way.. You are my first blog, so this must mean you are ALL a special bunch :)
Thanks again once again XOXOX

Msg From HAre friendships created;
What bonds their souls to each?
Is it sharing their deepest secrets
Or the love spoken in their speech?
How are friendships kept
Through the strain that they may face?
Is it saying, I love you?... sometimes,
Or occasionally touching base?
How are friendships lost
When there seemed no end in sight?
By ignoring their pain and anguish,
And not sharing in their delight.
So, I pledge to you, my friend,
I'll never walk away;
I'll share the good and bad,
And beside you... I'll always stay.
And when life isn't worth it,
When the tears roll down your cheek
Just close your eyes and listen
And from a distance... you'll hear me speak.
Though my words at times seem pointless,
When no answers I seem to impart
Don't listen the way you have in the past
But listen with your heart.
For the important things in life
Are invisible to your eyes;
You'll hear them in your heart
For your heart will tell no lies.
So, though I may be far away,
Too far

Information On AngelsWhat is an angel ? Defining what an angel is has a lot of people divided in their opinions.
~ Some believe in quite a traditional religious approach whereby angels are defined by a form of angel hierarchy with archangels being at the top of the angelic hierarchy
~ Some people believe in a more esoteric form of angelic energy that takeson various forms when lowering its vibration to accomodate being visible in the earthly realms
Angels in traditional Religions and Spiritualities
~Throughout history religions and spiritualities have embraced angelic beings amongst their midst. the genus "Angelus Occidentalis" is a general term used for a number of angelic species within Judaism,Christianity,Islam and Zoroastrianism.
~It is believed that Gods word is communicated through these celestial messengers who serve his will
~ There are lots of angel definitions that people have used to describe these celestial beings or even referring to earth angels
lets have a look at a few

Angel SayingsAngel Sayings
The sound of an angel's voice can unlock your hidden feelings.
Angels are the gatekeepers to the soul.
The warmth of an angel's light can comfort and illuminate the whole world.
When a child is born the Angels sing.
Don't drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.
While we are sleeping, angels have conversations with our souls.
Angels paint with sound and sing with color.
Sometimes your best friend is actually a guardian angel in disguise.
Smiles are the next best thing to halos.
Angels occupy the loveliest corners of our thoughts.
Angels don't run away from life, they fly towards it.
If you seek an angel with an open heart, you shall always find one

I Movedjust wanted to let all my fubar friends know I will be without the internet for a few days caused I just moved. I have to wait for about 4 or 5 days before they can come set me up at my new place. Until then, you all have fun. I will be back shortly.

Tisk Tisk TiskMindfuck
I think of him often.
Sometimes snatches of visions. Seeing his hands on my knees, running up the length of my thighs, parting my legs. He grins at me knowingly when he does this. I grin back in much the same fashion.
Other times the thoughts are more in depth. Entire scenes playing out from beginning to end, dialog running. There is a familiarity amongst our movements in these times. As if we've known each other forever and our tics are well worn on one another. A hand and a glove, fitting together as if there were no other place that we belonged.
Sometimes I can almost feel his touch when my mind is working out these mental snapshots. A warmth at the back of my neck as he rests his hand upon it, us walking along side each other. I feel his weight as I wrap my arm around his waist and we stride in tandem.
Once I pictured him asking me what time it was. I never answered and he never questioned again. It was simply a statement to make. A bizarre rhetorical qu

Nihilism And Me....Nihilism and me
Current mood: tired
Nihilism. Nihilistic. Nihilist. What does Nihilism mean to me? Rik L. Rik of the 80s band F-Word said it best when he sang "We we Can can Do do What what We we Wanna Do/If they do not like it we'll just say fuck you!" (F-word-Do The Nihil). That pretty much sums it up for me.
Spiritually? Well there is a Zen like beauty in not giving a fuck, and like an enlightened Buddhist striving for Nirvana, achieving the ultimate state of not-giving-a-fuck takes years of meditation, practice and drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
A Nihilist believes that there is no right or wrong. Taking path A is no better or worse ethically, than taking path B. No matter what you do either action is going to bring either positive or negative consequences sometimes both. Therefore, in the big picture, morality is meaningless. Doing the right thing is an exercise in futility. The thing to do is to do the BEST thing. Whats best for you and the people around you. We all end

Gunna Be Gonewell it's finally here, the big move we packin the truck tomarrow and heading out on tuesday mornin. we will be back on probably next tues or weds. see yall then.
shooter.

Give-a-way ContestJust a reminder to folks. Today @ 8EST/5PST starts my contest. It's from sunday to wednesday this week, ends wednesday 8EST/5PST. The contest is for the first person to reach 8k comments by the end time, will win either a 7 day blast or a 1 month VIP. Winners choice. Not to late to enter. Email me if interested. Good luck to all!
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A Pissed Off WifeI am a very pissed of wife..Cause he sorry ass left me and i have no idea why he left me at all and that hurts even more than him telling me he was leaving..but i am trying to get over him leaving it is just so hard to do after 5 years of marriage and almost 8 years being together.. and look who is the child that leaves without saying a word it is not me it is him....

Thoughts 13It has been a very busy weekend. Shopping, going out to dinner, going over to a friends house for drinks, more running around today, laundry, cleaning and baking a batch of chocolate peanut-butter cups cookies today! Damn, it is only 4pm and I am worn out. I feel like I got a lot accomplished this weekend. Trying to get things done since we won't be home next weekend.
My son took his motorcycle out to the local track and blew up his top half of his motor! Good thing he has a friend that is going to fix it for him for little cost! He tends to ride it a couple of times and then bam! It's broken. very frustrating.
Peter was doing some pruning out in the backyard today because it is another beautiful day here and he was reaching to pull a vine that is growing wild and he fell off of the latter! I didn't see this or hear it as I was listening to music while I was making my cookies. He came in with this look on his face. He was in a lot of pain. I guess his elbow saved his

Every One CountsI know a lot of you don't like comment bombing contests, and that's fine...If you could PLS take 1 minute of your time and pls just go rate my pic...Rating my pic is as good as making 5 comments, and every rate & comment helps me out tremendously...So I will ask one more time to pls take a second of your time and rate or comment my pic...Thank you all in advance, much love...Tina
Click me to get there...

New ResturantNew resturant is opening up in PSL, should be open tomarrow !!!
Doug & Tinas Steak & Seafood!
529 NW Prima Vista blvd. PSL
Right before Bayshore.
Went last night for the Friends and Family dinner, and it was soooo good.. Food was devine! You have to try the clams, and the filet mignon..
P.S. My aunt is one of the managers, so go show some luv, and eat some good food!

A Little About Mewell, I guess its about time for Me to do this, Even tho I hate doing them, I am a simple Man with simple views, I love life and All that comes with it, I am on a never ending Journey to Inner Peace and Spiritual Enlightenment !!!!!! I live in a Quiet town, where people let me be who I am, Yes I do Work,its not the best Job in the world, but it pays the bills and then some, 11 more years to retirement, lol , all My basic interests can be found on my profile so I wont go into those details. I am Basically Your normal human Male Animal, I know things That I shouldnt , and dont know some things that I should , well Ive bored You long enuff, Time to move on, More to come Later, Peace

60 Things1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
both of my motorycycle helmets...never know when i'll see a hot biker needed a passenger!!!
2. When was the last time you threw up?
been a while...several months...too much tequila
3. What's your favorite word or phrase?
whatever
4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
jason, bishop and me
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
sleeping
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
sneezing my damn head off
8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yep
9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
why are you laying in here? (to my cat)
10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
plain ole vanila
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
sprite
12. What are you wearing right now?
ms state t shirt and pajama bottoms
13. What was the last thing you ate?
nabs
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
nope...i was given lots of hand me downs...which are new clothes to me
15. When wa

The MoveWell lets see, house is sold, 75% of house is packed actually probably more than that. Final moving sale is set for the weekend b4 I move 4 more days of fun(yeah right!). I found a place to move to in Oklahoma, its only a 1 bedroom but daughter says the bedrooms are big so am going to have to take her word for it cause she's there I'm here. Its within my budget big time will be able to save for trips and pay off some bills. I am HOPING now that everything is set that I'm going to be able to come up with the money to rent the truck. I'll be back online starting tomorrow afternoon on a regular basis and back to DJ'ing YAY!!!! One small setback hubby and I didn't have the $350 to file the divorce so NOW I have to wait 7 mo because I have to live in Oklahoma for 6 mo before I can file.
Love you all

Fuck You Josh!soooo....we aren't dating material but we'll still be really good friends. uh huh... sure. So you come bring me my dvd with your new girl in the car. That's realllllll fucking nice. Mother fucker. I can't decide weather I'm just REALLY fucking pissed off at you or if I'm just really hurt. Either way, I now want nothing to do with you. You fucking bastard. All I ever did was try to be your fucking friend...apparently I'm not good enough for that. so FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
By the way, your new girl friend is fucking ugly. So have fun with the fucking ugly bitch. Fuck you....
oh and in case you didn't get the point, FUCK YOU!

Wtf Has Come To This World?!Wake up and pay attention!
Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen!
Why do people commit suicide?
Why do people cut themselves?
Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic?
Why do kids bring guns to school?
Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?
Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?
Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?
In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?
I KNOW WHY!
"Whores"
"Geeks"

Meni really hate the fact that i get all the ones who plays games why can't i just find someone who is true!!!

Why ??Why and not just why but how?
I write alot of dark stuff about my emotions, I like to think I'm actually a good person and someday I'll come across a woman who thinks that.
but this isn't what this blog is about.
I'm asking why do people think emotions are just things to toy with and be careless with.
How can people lie to others or just plain hide the truth when they know that they care?
Recently I have had a few friends that have been messed with emotionaly and I dont understand why or how someone can do this.
who do these people think they are to lead people on. Do they do it for the fun? Are they that low and self centered they don't care what they do to others?
I've had this kind of thing done to me and these people I'm talking about are great people honest caring people that didn't deserve to have their emotions toyed with.
not sure if this makes sence to anyone but just thought I'd throw this in --
Smoking guns and smoking mirrors
Taken together and lumpe

Drinking From My SaucerDRINKING FROM MY SAUCER
I've never made a fortune,
and it's probably too late now.
But I don't worry about that much,
I'm happy anyhow.
And as I go along life's way,
I'm reaping better than I sowed.
I'm drinking from my saucer,
'Cause my cup has overflowed.
Haven't got a lot of riches,
and sometimes the going's tough.
But I've got loving ones around me,
and that makes me rich enough.
I thank God for his blessings,
and the mercies He's bestowed.
I'm drinking from my saucer,
'cause my cup has overflowed.
Oh, remember times when things went wrong,
My faith wore somewhat thin.
But all at once the dark clouds broke,
and sun peeped through again.
So Lord, help me not to gripe,
about the tough rows that I've hoed.
I'm drinking from my saucer,
"Cause my cup has overflowed.
If God gives me strength and courage,
When the way grows steep and rough.
I'll not ask for other blessings,
I'm already blessed enough.
And may I neve

Thanks!1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS.
24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
26. Your first kiss (e

For Man Who Like BeerBEER VS. VAGINA:
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you
find a hair between your teeth, you may puke.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get
mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc.
If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get
mad, kick you out, even leave you.
There's definitely a point to be had here, depending
on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any p***y in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of bee

AuctionWell the auction is over and I did a lot better this go around!
The problem is...I don't want to own anyone especially after I had to withdraw.
I do however enjoy giving things to people I like!
What I would really like to see is you guys rate each others stuff and Drews.
Those to be rated would be:
DREW
Sweet Turtle
Natural Witch
Jay
Shockey
If anyone doesn't want to do this just let me know and I shall "OWN ya!".
I will deliver your bids tomorrow...hope you had fun..
xoxo

Contest!!hey fufriends and family!!!! please rate and comment me for this contest. all love is greatly appreciated!!!!!!
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Computer RepairI will not be on for about 2 weeks because my computer is screwed up and is being repaired. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
BBas soon as I can
*Muahs everyone*

1st Contest!!OK. I'VE ENTERED MY FIRST CONTEST AND RREALLY NEED ALL OF MY FRIENDS. FAMILY AND FANS TO HELP ME OUT BY COMMENTING ON MY PIC. SHOW A GIRL SUM GOO FU-LOVIN AND DROP NY A LEAVE SOME COMMENTS ON MY PIC.... MUAH!!! THANKIES!!!

GodfatherJust wanted to say thank you to everyone that stopped by to help out in leveling me today!! Most were not even my friends! The Shadow Levelers came at me out of now where!! Thank you all so much!!!!!! Please stop by and show these awesome people some love. If you were one of them and I missed you, please let me know and I will add your link. Please repost!
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My 1st College Spring BreakITS MY 1ST COLLEGE SPRING BREAK WOOT I KNOW SOME OF MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN THERE WELL NOW I WANT TO C WAT ITS LIKE I WANT TO BE FUBAR SMASHED LUVED BLAST ANY KIND OF FUN.... LETS SEE IF MY FUBAR SPRING BREAK CAN BE BETTER THEN REAL ITS SO ONNNNNNNN.... SO GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WOOT FUNNNN !!!!
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Lyrics I Like That Aren't MineIím a preacher sweating in the pews
For the salvation Iím bringing you
Iím a salesman, selling you hooks and plans
And myself making demands
When Iím home alone I just dance by myself
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Signing off "Iím alright in bed but Iím better with a pen"
The kid was alright but it went to his head
I am Godís gift, why would he bless me with
Such wit without a conscience equipped
Iím addicted to the way I feel when I think of you,
"There's too much green to feel blue"
When Iím home alone I just canít stop myself
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Signing off "Iím alright in bed but Iím better with a pen"
The kid was alright but it went to his head
When Iím home alone I just canít stop myself
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Signing off "Iím alright in bed but Iím better with a pen"
Iím alright in bed but Iím better with a pen
Iím alright in bed but Iím better with

Broken Heart Poem I Wrote For HerHeart broken,
Life Twisted,
Lookin for light but none to be seen,
she comes into my life gives me understandin,
leavin my life would be a scene,
in hope of her never leavin,
cuz in that act pain is sure,
then life would be no more cuz without her love,
he is nothin,
for he has made her his everything

Paranomral ChatHello everyone! When I get up to level 10, I will be opening a lounge for people to get together and chat about the paranormal! So keeping checking back and when the lounge is open I will post it here!!

FriendsToday I had a revelation.. I dont have but like three friends here.. out of the over 12,000 on my page.. I even begged a friend to start joking with me again.. I am begging people to even talk to me.. and that is so demeaning.. and it hurt so much.
What did I ever do?
I try and try and try and I try.. but nothing helps..
People tell me to "be yourself" then I will get friends, but that is all I am.. is myself.. and it isn't working.. Nothing I do seems to work getting friends.. I even began to stay away from this site more and more.. to see if someone would miss me.. and it shouldn't have surprised me.. when only those three missed me.. or even said anything about it..
In my two years of being here.. all I have are three ..that care about me.. or even WANT to talk to me.. I even thought about whoring myself around on here.. but I simply can't do that.. it isn't who I am.. I have helped so many people here.. I know it shouldn't be about getting things back from those that y

Announcementseeing as i no longer have my vip (B0000000) i have decided to add pics to my stash
So the following catagories are as follows...
Videos = vids of me
Pics = pics of me
Tracks = funny vids i like
News = funny pics i like
Surveys = friend's screenshots
Dunno = Music videos
Show = cool things done to my name (so far, lol
So in effort to be my camera-hog self, I HAD TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING, LMFAO
LOVE YA'LL
ICULookin aka Skinny Dippin' Princess :P

My 1st Contest!Whats up to all my Fu Friends, Fu Fans, and Fu Family. I am in my very first contest, and needs the love, hit the pic and come help Smokey out!!!!!

Auction!!Im up for auction again!! This is what I am offering to the highest bidder:
~"Owned by_____" in my name for one month
~200 11's a week for the month
~Rate all stash during HH up to 400
~All pic rating done during HH
~Pimpout blog and bully
~Featured on my profile
~ONE BIG PIMPIN gift a week
~Profile comment daily
~Random gifts given
~Keep 100% shit-faced
~Customized tags made randomly or upon request
~***If Happy Hour bid is made -- 400-11's a week for one monthClick the link to bid on me! HurryÖwhat are you waiting for??

It?The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Don't know.....it's never happened)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......check yourself!!!

Reading Stuff On Net Today Wow Read This !Some of these are older stories but was reading stuff today online and wow unreal.For one the story on sexual abuse with 13 yr old daughter...hmmm she is going to jail for it and the abuser good ole daddy gets nothing it looks like WTH ???? The baby in microwave, The devil made him do it ??? hello damn don't go to his church ,hell we got enough baby killers around.Then the drugs in our water was a very recent story.Well we posted it all over so the enemy might have some new ideas to kill us hmmmm ..ok Sharing my net for the today very sad....
Father rapes teenage daughter for several years, throws newborns down airshaft.http://www.parentsbehavingbadly.com/2007/04/26/father-rapes-teenage-daughter-for-several-years-throws-newborns-down-airshaft/
19-year-old father Joshua Mauldin has now also admitted to throwing his baby, placing her in the fridge and locking her in the hotel room safe before microwaving her.
http://www.parentsbehavingbadly.com/2007/05/28/microwave-baby-upd

Wanna Own Me?Im in another contest on people that would like to bid on me and own me for a month. This is what im offering.
1. Your name next to mine with the title.."owned by.."for a month
2. 1 or more daily comments
3. Pics and stash rated during a happy hour.
4.If given a happy hour, 1,500 11s for the month
5. Will be put in my family list.
6. Friend #2 for 2 weeks, then Friend #1 for the following. (this is due to im already owned by someone.
7 Keep you 100% buzzed
8.Add to Yahoo messenger.(if you desire)
Heres the link.
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Road Rules!So when I was growing up back east and we would drive out of state or just on a country drive people used to wave to each other to say hello, or flash their lights and let some one know there was a CHP ahead, or they would stop and help you if you were stuck on the side of the road...
My family and I went to watch some local bands yesterday eve and were going to Sacramento to visit with my brother and play around in old town sac on sunday. Around 3am we were almost to sac when we ran across a car blocking a portion of the freeway totalled only one head light and after talking to the couple on the side of the road they said the hazard lights were not working. The car was very hard to see and we were concerned not only about the couple but the other cars behind who may crash into it. While we were sitting there blocking the freeway and trying to figure out what to do some rude ass people behind us proceeded to honk on their horn not concerned about if anyone was hurt but just wanting

~men Are Like...~**************Men Are Like...*******************
... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extre

Poem I Wrote....I lost my Dad on January 4th and this is the poem I read at his service....
God saw you was getting tired, and a cure was not to be.
So he put his arms around you and whispered
"Come with me."
With tearful eyes we watched you suffer
and saw you fade away.
Although we loved you dearly,
We could not make you stay.
A golden heart stopped beating,
Hardworking hands to rest.
God broke our hearts to prove to us
That you had passed his test.
With momma now we lay you down,
We'll do our best not to frown.
Remember Daddy we love you,
And we know you loved us too.
Watch down on us and guide us,
As we know you tried to do.
When God calls down upon us, on that glorious day,
Together at heavens gates we'll be, forever to stay.

~ode To Friends~My Dearest Friend,
...Should I draw you the picture of my heart it
would be what I hope you would still love though
it contained nothing new. The early possession
you obtained there, and the absolute power you
have obtained over it, leaves not the smallest
space unoccupied.
I look back to the early days of our
acquaintance and friendship as to the days of
love and innocence, and, with an indescribable
pleasure, I have seen near a score of days roll
over our heads with an affection heightened and
improved by time, nor have the dreary hours of
absence in the smallest degree effaced from my
mind the image of the dear untitled friend to
whom I gave my heart.
Peace.

Stalking 101Ok, here's the story. My Boyfriend used to date this chick back in Springfield, Illinios. They broke up back in September of 2007. She Continues to send him TEXT messages, Phone Calls, and Instant Messages on Yahoo!
He has told her to that he wants nothing to do with her, ever again. But she wont give up on him. He continues to tell her to FUCK OFF, and to Leave him alone, But nothing ever works.
If You have any advice on this situation, Please Help.
The Stalkers Profiles are as follows:
They are the same Person. But Different User Names!
If You Would Like To Have A Stalker Of Your Own, Please DON'T Hesitate To Call Amanda Bagwell at 1-217-691-1637. She Currently lives in Springfield, Illinios. Close To Lanphier High School, on 13th St, Just off North Grand Ave. 2 Blocks from the old Philsbury Plant....

Awsome Fu People~♥~MommaTasha~♥~President Of The Tribal Dragons (OWNED BY ΤhΣ ŖÓg ΜÓκ@ fubar
Go add fan rate her she is awesome
thanks again for the VIP

~longing For A Distant Love~I shall always look upon so gladly, with all the many endearing and gracious acts I have seen my gentle lady perform--for all are dancing about my heart with a tenderness so wondrous that they inflame me with a strong desire to beg her to test the quality of my love.
For I shall never rest content until I am certain she knows what she is able to enact in me and how great and strong is the fire that her great worth has kindled in my chest, in my heart, in my mind, in my very soul. The flame of true love is a mighty force, and most of all when two equally matched wills in two exalted minds contend to see which loves the most, each striving to give yet more vital proof...
With my heart I kiss your hand, since I cannot with my lips.
Peace.

Help Her Out!Please Help Her Get To GodMother.
F/A/R her and be sure to comment bomb her link she has on her page! Join the Freak Show!!
~PebblesinAZ~READ BLOGS!~CoFounder of the FREAK show with...who else...FREAK!~Owned by Emanon!xoxo@ fubar

Endless LoveTo yearn for a touch;
To fall into a warm embrace;
To be loved as such.
To give all of your heart and soul;
To feel the love over flowing in abundance;
To know together you could make a diamond out of coal.
To make the other person your every thing;
To have complete faith in each other;
To know one day there will be a ring.
To know you would never give up on the fight;
To being able to communicate on every level with endless conversation;
To just being able to look into each others eyes and make love into the night.
Writing and reciting your own vows;
Promising to be your best with achieving self love and keeping a positive attitude;
Taking time to show your love in the right now.
Pull your strength from one another;
Don't be afraid to show the emotions at hand;
Today turns to months, months turn to years, and with age you know in your heart there will be no other.

~when I Think Of You~~When I Think of You~
~Do you know, when you have told me to think of you, I have been feeling ashamed of thinking of you so much, of thinking of only you--which is too much, perhaps. Shall I tell you? It seems to me, to myself, that no man was ever before to any woman what you are to me--the fulness must be in proportion, you know, to the vacancy...and only I know what was behind--the long wilderness without the blossoming rose...and the capacity for happiness, like a black gaping hole, before this silver flooding. Is it wonderful that I should stand as in a dream, and disbelieve--not you--but my own fate?
~Was ever any one taken suddenly from a lampless dungeon and placed upon the pinnacle of a mountain, without the head turning round and the heart turning faint, as mine do? And you love me more, you say?--Shall I thank you or God? Both,--indeed--and there is no possible return from me to either of you! I thank you as the unworthy may.. and as we all thank God. How shall I ev

Can't Argue With ThisONE DAY AT A TIME
The most useless thing to do ... ........Worry
The greatest Joy....................... ........Giving
The greatest loss.................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work............. ...Helping others
The ugliest personality trait......................Selfishness
The most endangered species...................Dedicated leaders
The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome......... ....Fear
Most effective sleeping pill........... ...Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... ....Excuses
The most powerful force in life.............. ........Love
The most dangerous pariah.................................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer... ...The brain !
The worst thing to be without...................Hope
The deadliest weapon.... The tongue.......
The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"
Th

Single And LookingI am getting sick and tired of being single. Right when I think I met someone that actually is different! Caring! and someone I really thought was right for me, and liked me back like he said, and ment it...I WAS WRONG! ONCE AGAIN! I am so sick of liars...why cant guys just be honest and faithful for fuck sake grrrrrrr

Perhoen's Writings...i want you to tell me what do you think about this text.
MeetingÖ
I was beginning to feel a little nervousÖ.it may be by the fact that I was waiting for him to come for more that a half an hour. It was the second time in 3 years, when he was late. I was worried that something bad could happen to him and I was composing all kind of scenarios of him being injured or something else. Ten minutes later, he arrives.
I was by now slightly nervous, I thought that he wonít come today, when I was waiting forward to see him. I have already told him that something very important happened and that we have to talk about our relationship. I look in front of me and saw him approaching, with his rash steps.
ĎSorry, Iím late.í he said.
ĎNo problem- I lied- as a matter of fact Iíve just arrivedí.
I wouldnít tell him for nothing in the world that I was waiting for more that 40 minutes.
ĎAre you ok, my dear?í
I look at him and I canít get the point of all this talking, we both know the re

My Love Life In A Large NutshellI often say my life is an open book, so I decided to make the cliffs notes version of itÖÖand highlight what is most interesting to people.........So here is my sex life and emotion growth all in a few scintillating paragraphís.. I hope you enjoyÖÖ..the names have been totally omitted so as not put the people im talking about on blast ÖÖ
Everything in this blog is trueÖand with out each of these womenÖÖ..my eyes may not have ever been open. I want to thank them for allowing me to discover a lot about myselfÖ.and im sorry if my maturation process hurt youÖ..This my storyÖ.. I hope you understandÖ.
When it come to my love life the people that know me know that it has been much like the roller coaster ride from final destination 3. I knew that getting on that ride would be detrimental to my life in some way but unlike the young lady I didnít put up much of a fight about getting on the ride. But unlike those fateful riders I didnít die. Some where between getting on the ride and hitti

Mastectomy; This Is Important Please ReadSomething important for you to consider.
>From a nurse:
I'll never forget the look in my patients eyes when I had to tell them they had to go home with the drains, new exercises and no breast.
I remember begging the Doctors to keep these women in
The hospital longer, only to hear that they would, but their hands were tied by the insurance companies.
So there I sat with my patients, giving them the instructions they needed to take care of themselves, knowing full well they di dn't grasp half of what I was saying, because the glazed, hopeless, frightened look spoke louder than the quiet 'Thank You they muttered.
A mastectomy is when a woman's breast is removed in order to
remove cancerous breast cells/tissue.
If you know anyone who has had a Mastectomy, you may know that there is a lot of discomfort and pain afterwards.
Insurance companies are trying to make mastectomies an
outpatient procedure.
Let's give women the chance to r

If I Was Your Girlfriend1.) How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer:
2.) Would you call me?
answer:
3.) Would you have sex with me?
answer:
4.) Would you take me places?
answer:
5.) Would you love me?
answer:
6.) Would you lie to me?
answer:
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer:
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer:
9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer:
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
answer:
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer:
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer:
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer:
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer:
15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back?
answer:
16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do?
answer:
17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer:
18.) How much do you like me 1-10?
answer:
19.) How do you feel about me?

The Why's Of Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
Lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart...Then y

Why?Why is it that most men i am running into on here are only after sex? I am not that kinda girl, I don1't sleep around. I am just a single mom trying to see what i can find for an honest man that is going to treat me with respect. I keep finding the ones who just want a one time thing or a friends with benifits.
Sorry guys I am not like that so if that is what your after forget it. I am willing to be just friends with people just if your only going to come at me for sex forget it.

New To SavannahWe are pretty new to the area. We are looking for some "fun" in the area. Anyone interested or know someone interested, let us know so we can talk more!!

For Your Info--my Shared StashFor anyone that is interested in getting paid to shop and have fun, check out my stash for the link. I have been ceritified as a mystery shopper and while there are bogus sites, satisfaction services is a legit site that not only sends you a monthly check for your work but provides a 1099. If anyone would like to know more, msg me with your email address.

IraqIraq is very missunderstood it really is not a bad place, like every place it ha good people and bad, most of them just want what we all want a normal safe life not a war torn one. These people live as normal a life as they can here in iraq, and for that they have my respect yes a us soldiers respect, i see these people every day se their culture day in and day out not just on the news. So think what u want about this country but im telling you its not as bad as many of ou think.

I Don't Need...I DO NOT NEED YOUR APPROVAL ON FUBAR OR ELSEWHERE IN LIFE TO LOVE THE MAN I AM WITH.
I DON'T NEED HYPOCRITS TO TELL ME THEY ARE NOT RACIST WHEN THEY LEAVE FUKKED UP COMMENTS ON MYPAGE OR IN MY SHOUT BOX.
I DO NOT NEED MORE DRAMA IF YOU TELL ME YOU AREN'T FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE FOR WHATEVER REASON LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!!!
I DON'T NEED FAKE ASS PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES THAN SCREW WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.
I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT WHAT MY MAN DOES OR DOESN'T DO ON FUBAR...IT'S JUST PIXELS...
I DON'T NEED TO BELONG TO A GROUP OR LOUNGE... I AM ME AND WILL NOT CHANGE MY NAME, PERSONALITY OR PICS TO GET APPROVAL.
I DON'T NEED TO SHOW YOU MY NSFW PICS, THOSE THAT HAVE ACCESS DO SO FOR A REASON.
I DON'T NEED YOU PERIOD!!! I HAVE THE MAN I LOVE IN LIFE TO SPEND IT WITH I AM NOT LONELY OR DESPERATE!!!
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU PERIOD!!! AS THIS IS JUST AN ENTERTAINMENT SITE!!! GET THIS... IT'S NOT REAL!

Going....going....gone!If you are interested in being auctioned PRIVATELY fu-mail SuperStarrPrincess with the link to the picture you would like to use and what you are offering to your "fu-owner".
Entrance fee is 25K.
No NSFW pics will be accepted!
Auction is Open To ALL!!!

St Patty's Day ContestOK folks, going to need your help with this. I am in a St. Patty's Day contest. So click on the link and comment away. Help me out to my first ever HH. I have helped others out, so why not help me.

Love Of My LifeWhen love finds you--whether it is first love, true love, or one and only love--one thing is certain: You are changed forever.
When I found you I found love and it has changed me.
Change for the better; For I am loved unconditionally!
I now walk with confidence that I am truly loved...loved by you.
Your love has made me realize that I can do anything... there are no limitations.
Through you I discovered the true meaning of love.
I can go through life, no matter what happens, and know that I am loved.
When I have a bad day, it's you that makes me feel better.
The way you smile at me, the compliments you give, the way you hold me in your arms.
The words you speak with wisdom, kindness, and caring.
When you touch me, I feel my heart skip a beat and at times... I am breathless.
You give me love like I have never known and I thank you for all you do for me.
Thank you for who you are and what you have given to me ..LOVE.
Know that I love you with all t

Why Woman CryA little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry..
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her child

The Joys Of Fubar On A MondayThis shout box conversation came outta the blue with a comment I made about liking tits on a chick.
You know the drill bottom to top kiddos
I LICK PAINT: Block ME fag breeder
->I LICK PAINT: fuck you and stay out of my shout box
I LICK PAINT: and should be taken away ..and if hey saty they'll probably be little homo's or dykes
->I LICK PAINT: whatever. My children are fine, loved and healthy.
I LICK PAINT: general enough
I LICK PAINT: our a fag a dyke and cant admit it your marriage is failing and your children if you have any will or should be taken away
->I LICK PAINT: well you are making generlazations, why can't I? It's not so funny when the shoe is on the other foot now is it?
I LICK PAINT: you seen the size of my dick as well cunt ?
->I LICK PAINT: Bye Insecure Little dick Man
I LICK PAINT: BYE GAY FAT LADY
->I LICK PAINT: I'm not gay or fat. If you have such a problem with me why do you contuine to talk with me?
I LICK PAINT: that you a fat gay women ?
->I LI

Thinking About It....Well most of you don't know, but my g/f and i are a little interested in some extracaricular activities.....
so we talked about it and joined a so-called dating site.... even added a few pics of some body parts...
but if you don't pay for it... you can't really talk to anyone on there.... so i decided to ask my friends here on Fubar....
should we post the pics here instead and try to find her a playmate? or should we just say fuck it and pay the cash????
it also said that if we promoted the site and got people to click a link we would get points good toward one free month. but it takes 2200 points and all i got is 200. so i think that that is pointless...
if you have an account on there hit us up...
here is the link to us...

Our Own Page!!!IM pleased to inform all memebrs that we r currently working on our own Fu-Luv Home page please hit the link and get yourselves added on and add to family It will take a bit to get it together, but it will be a great thing!!!
tHANK yOU
http://fubar.com/user/1685620
or hit this pic and it will take u there

Where Have All The Good Men Gone?I have been single for 10 months and still haven't found that special someone who sets my world on fire.I have been just sitting back and letting God do his work,but I still have no one in my life other than my children.My kids fathers were all I had for a short time,but now that I have neither I don't know what to do. Help me single guys who are looking for a decent woman to settle dowm with and want a woman who already has attachments in her life. Don't get me wrong I am very thankful for the births and blessings of my kids.

Wouldn't It Be GreatTO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENTAL CANDIDATE, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during theIraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom ,Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign ai

The Medic With GodThe Medic With God
The Medic Stood and Faced God
Which Must Always Come To Pass
He Hoped His Uniform Was Clean
He'd Gotten Dressed Kinda Fast
"Step Forward Now, Paramedic
How Shall I Deal With You?
Have You Always Turned The Other Cheek?
To My Church Have You Been True?
The Medic Squared His Shoulder And Said,
"No Lord, I Guess I Ain't
Cause Those Of Us Who Wade In Blood
Can't Always Be A Saint
I've Had To Work Most Sundays
And At times My Talk was Tough
And Sometimes I've Been Violent
Cause The World Is Awful Rough
But I Never Took A Penny
That Wasn't mine To Keep
Though I Worked Alot of Overtime
When The Bills Got Too Steep
And I Never Passed A Cry For Help
Though At Times I Shook With Fear
And Sometimes, God Forgive Me
I Wept Unmanly Tears
I Know I Don't Deserve a Place
Amonth The People Here
They never Wanted me Around
Except to calm their fears
If you have a place for me, Lord
It Needn't Be So Grand
I Never expected or Had too Much
A

ContestPlease help me win my 1st contest. All love will be returned. Rate and comment bomb the hell out of this pic. Contest ends Novenber 1st. Thank you. Here is the link:
[ fubar.com photo: 3601419773 ]
or click on this pic

The ListOne day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purp

A Historial-rectummy Lesson In World PoliticsHey guys,
Right i know i havent blogged in a bit so here i go with my over zealot biased veiws about america.
I recently have been watching the whole American candidates and all i wanna say is BARACK MOTHERFKN OBAMA IS THE SHIZNET. Why i say this to you is he is fresh blood and he can laugh at himself, lordy knows you YANKs need a kick in the your 18 wheeler gass guzzling ass's moving. However i do hold reservations about he whom currently holds the key, Look at it this way i think George will do a "third term" the Sen McCain IF buy an asteriod-falling on earth-after-i-win-the-lottery longshot. goodness knows he is F*cked up from the nose up. seriously keep him out becuase he wont bring you the salvation army nor the British red cross to your rescue ya if you dig your holes even deeper.
I can imagine what the american presidential forefather would be going throught their minds just now - i believe they would be rolling in their grave to find out what george has done to the US

Ode To IanDIAMOND IN THE DUST
Do you remember, the 24th of September?
What happened on that cold autumn day?
A man was slain, lan Stuart was his name,
Zionist agents took his life away.
Now the tears have dried, but the pain deep inside,
It still lingers on,
Gambled with Tumbling Dice, made the ultimate sacrifice,
Against the house of treason.
lan Stuart always in my heart,
Just what did you do so wrong?
Sang of love of your race, a green and pleasant place,
Murdered just because of a song.
You spoke the truth, to Aryan youth,
That was your only crime,
The pain I feel, it will never heal,
No matter how much time.
lan Stuart Donaldson, you will never be forgotten,
Your name we will always cry,
The lyrics that you penned, will live on until the end,
Your memory will never die.
We will carry on your fight, against the endless nights,
Until all our peoples are free,
And on that fateful day, the bands will play,
Hail Victory.
So the batt

My FutureI hate college. Thats all there is to it. I'm too depressed to get up in the morning and go sit through boring classes. Everybody will be disappointed if I dont go but fuck them, I gotta do whats good for me. I'll find a decent job.....eventually.

Wanted Ladies!!Looking for a single lady. I have been out of the dating world for 18 years now. I have 2 kids if you are interested and live in the area lets hook up..

Don't UnderstandDonít Understand
By: Deborah Boyd
I just donít understand
Some people these days
Who play with emotions
In a heartless way
They think you are blind
Desperate and such
To believe youíre naÔve
To realize so much
You give them a chance
To prove yourself wrong
In hopes they are truthful
So you can be strong
But the gut feelings you get
Are yet again there
Telling you to be careful
There is something to fear
So trust in your heart
Believe in yourself
And life will go on
Never doubt how you feel
It will never lead you wrong.

To Women From MenYou should know....Thanks Steff : )
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve
then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself
a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant,
Why would he treat you any differ

He Knows"New Horizons"
Well I've had dreams enough for one
And I've got love enough for three
I have my hopes to comfort me
I got my new horizons out to sea
But I'm never going to lose your precious gift
It will always be that way
Cos I know I'm going to find my own peace of mind
Someday...
Where is this place that we have found
Nobody knows where we are bound
I long to hear, I need to see
Cos I've shed tears too many for me
But I'm never going to lose your precious gift
It will always be that way
Cos I know I'm going to find my own peace of mind
Someday...
On the wind soaring free
Spread your wings
I'm beginning to see
Out of mind far from view
Beyond the reach of a nightmare come true
Well I've had dreams enough for one
And I got love enough for three
I have my hopes to comfort me
I got my new horizons out to sea
But I'm never going to lose your precious gift
It will always be that way
Cos I know I'm going to find my own peace of mind
Someday...
So

Funny OnesThe Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
Good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if
you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you
tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by
saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am
sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Dating...is It Overrated?DATING...IS IT OVERRATED?
Dating should be like buying art. Stay open minded while you shop and wait to be struck by the uniqueness of a piece that you want to frame.
My problem is....I go about it in reverse. I walk around with my frame in hand trying to find a piece that will fit. WRONG WRONG WRONG...
Socrates once said, "An unexamined life is not worth living, so too is an unexamined relationship not worth rekindling."

Give Love A HandWhen was the last time you held your guy's hand? This sweet, simple act of reconnection can be deeply soothing in stressful times.
In a study done at the universities of Virginia and Wisconsin, married women's brains were scanned as they waited to receive mild electric shocks. Touching their husband's hands instantly calmed the areas of their brains involved in responding to stress. The more bonded the couple, the bigger the stress-reducing effect.
So next time you need a lift, let your fingers do the talking. Hands down, it's a great way to relax and reboot your relationship!

Friends?who knows these days who your real friends are. you can think that you have all the friends in the world, but are they really friends, or more like aquaintences, e-mail buddies, or just co-workers? i will admit, i have made real friends at work, but most of them are what i refer to as e-mail buddies. you see a funny e-mail and what the hell, they may get a good laught too, so you forward it on. that doesn't really mean that they are a friend. sometimes, i have to wonder, why is it such a big deal to have so many "friends"? I absolutly love my real friends! i will admit, i don't have a lot, butr the ones that i do have, i have had for most of my life and i honestly think that they will always be a part of my life! i have gained new friends along the way though and each time we hang out, that bond grows closer and closer. i just have one thing to say, Always know who your real friends are and keep them close, never lose touch and always be there for one another! to all of my fr

The Results Of The 30 Day Blast ContestOkay thanks you to all the lovely lady contestants who entered my contest without you this would not have been possible! Also thanks to all their friends who showed up to rate and comment, thanks to everyone who participated there were 2,100 rates of all the pics and over 24,000 comments on the 30 pics remaining in the contest. I had booty salutes and booby salutes, fully clothed and halfway naked salutes, color and black and white and salutes from all over the world, okay one from the Orient and I thank you all for the sexy pics! There were nine entries that got at least 400 comments and each of them will get something for their time and effort. If you dont see your name listed in the top prizes you who got at least 400 comments will get tickers or a one day blast. I will put ten of my favorite salutes in a folder for all to enjoy. This has been a very hard decision and I love all my sexy salutes but there can be only one winner. I based my decision on originality, doing something th

Freaks!!!!So a weekend ago me and my boyfriend were headed out to hit the bar with his brother. As we come to this major cross street we hear someone yelling in a megaphone. At first I could not hear what the guy was saying but we pulled into the gas station right by him. While my boyfriend went to go pay and pump the gas I got to really hear what the guy was yelling about. He was standing there yelling about the down fall of the United States and how it is the fault of all the tattooed and peirced freaks who don't do anything. And how they are bring down the United States with there lazyness and careless ways. How they should all be sent to there own little country to die.How the States would be better if they were not here. How the United States was a lost power because of all the tattooes and peirced freaks that were running down the country with there loose ways that all the can think of is sex, gettting drunk, and new ways to run down our country. How we needed to return to the good cristai

IntegrityThe definition of Integrity that we all know is, "doing what's right even when nobody is looking.Integrity is based on each of our own established values and principles, or lives, make decisions, react to situations and how we deal with or have dealt with hard times which in return establishes these values and principles. So I would have to leave on this note.
"It is easier to cope with a bad conscience than with a bad reputation."

Even Though Lolbut it all depends on jus how things like to pan out in Relationships.. which will tell just how old one really is.. though i havent been around as long as others.. doesnt mean im not familiar with walking around the block a few times.. gimme a chance.. im 18.. Single.. and am fairly willing to get to know quite a few people.. come on.. whats the worst of it all ;)

Oh Hell Now What???NOTE: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ MY BLOG "THIS IS WHAT A NASTY WHORE LOOKS LIKE" THEN PLEASE DO SO NOW BEFORE READING ANY FURTHER.
So i made it home safetly to florida but now a new problem has surfaced.....i have nowhere to stay....i ended up sleeping outside last night cuz no one could take me in for the night.....damn the more i try to get my life back on track the more bullshit i deal with.....unfortunately there are no shelters in the county i live in....so at this point i have no idea what the hell imma do....i cant keep sleeping outside cuz im eventually going to get arrested and thrown in jail for vagrancy....im running really low on money and soon i wont be able to feed myself....i just seem to walk out of one bad situation and into an even worse one.....Fuck fuck fuck......what to do?!

The Man RulesThe Man Rules≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good..)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only> if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything

What To DoOk so here is the deal.
Two people have been in a relationship for 8 years. They met when they were teens and have 1 child. They have never married and have no plans to. They have walked out on each other and have fought like cats and dogs many many times but always go back to each other even after trying new relationships. Do you think this couple should stay together because they were just working through the stages of a relationship or should they seperate and move on because they are not meant for each other?
please comment freely

Working Again For Huge Dod Supplier!START JOB 3/12 painting Hum-V's and other military vehicles @ BAE Systems (West Chester-Cincinnati)! They do the up-armor vehicle kits and related things.
FINALLY! is HUGE DOD supplier for MANY things too so should be good...... also will be getting some OT!
things getting better SLOWLY...........still long way to go ;)

Million $$$$ Fubuck ContestMILLION $$$ FU-BUCK CONTEST
Ok I am having a MILLION dollar contest. You can use any SFW pic you'd like.
First place - ONE MILLION FU$$$$$$
Second place - 500K FU$$$$$
Third place - 250K FU$$$$$
Fourth place - 100K FU$$$$$
There will also be a bonus for the most rates of 50K FU$$$$$
This contest will run for 1 week. As soon as I have 10-15 Entries I will set up a start time.
Self bombing is allowed and encouraged.
Bombing families allowed.
Absolutely NO DRAMA. If you cause any drama you will be immediately removed from the contest!
So if you would like to enter please send me a private message with the link to the pic you would like to use.
♫LilBamaGirl♫@ fubar
(repost of original by '♫LilBamaGirl♫' on '2008-03-09 19:11:26')

Thoughts From The PrincessHey Everyone -
Okay so I thought it was time to post a blog. Thanks to Krzyitalian for making me come here, she's Dana and an awesome person to me! I'm blessed for her being in my life! I owe her everything!
This place is nuts! I love it and its a bit overwhelming, so if I don't get back to you right away, forgive me, but I"m a spaz with the 'net and it takes me some time to get around lol!
Its great to meet everyone and everyone has been so sweet to me, thank you for that!
I promise to be here more often, and hopefully everyone will check out my photos, share the Dale Jr love, the Disney love and hopefully I'll get more gifts! XOXOX
Kisses!

Tarsha Lynn LmaoI Wrote This About A Whore I Hate Because I Was Bored Lmao ....
This Nasty Little Bitch Be Talking Mad Shit
Hope The Next Time You And Your Dog Go At He Bites Of Your Clit
Bitch Be Acting Like She Gets Dick In Real Life
Ho If I Was Them I Would Rather Cut My Shit Off With A Fucking Knife
The Only Reason Your Pussy Cums In Flavors
Is Cuz You Be Putting Anything You Can Fit Up In It
Bitch Be Making That Shit So Loose Niggaz Be Falling In It
Once You Hit That You Aint Comming Back
Bitch Please Tell Me When You Hit That You Were Smoking Crack
Hos Moaning Be Hella Weak
That Trick Aint Got Shit On Me
I Be Making Them Men Cum
Ho Your Pussy Looks Like Chewed Up Bubble Gum
Bitch Your A Joke
You Be Moaning Off A Bottle Of Coke
Bitch Your Tore The Fuck Up
Your Daddy Shoulda Came In A Cup
Coulda Ride The World Of One Less Slut

ShawneelinkI'm going to be gone for a little while, I'm changing over to shawneelink verizon was costing me an arm and leg, it will be from 2-6 weeks. catch you later. xoxoxo

Latest On Sporks(3-10-08)Mother extradited from New York
By Nathaniel Lukefahr
The Facts
Published March 9, 2008
It took 24 days to bring Caren Kohberger back to Brazoria County to be charged with child endangerment. It took 17 minutes for her to post bond and leave the Brazoria County jail.
Kohberger, 27, the mother of a 3-month-old boy whose body was found Jan. 29 in Galveston County, flew Friday morning to Houston accompanied by two Brazoria County Sheriffís deputies, Sheriff Charles Wagner said.
She was booked into the Brazoria County Detention Center at 9:20 p.m. Friday and released 17 minutes later after posting $20,000 bond, according to the sheriffís office Web site.
ďShe appeared in front of a New York court yesterday and chose to waive extradition,Ē Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne said. ďThe state did not oppose a bond reduction, and she was booked into the Brazoria County Detention Center.Ē
Angleton lawyer Jimmy Phillips Jr., who is representing Kohberger, could not

Sitting Here Thinking....I was just sitting here thinking why don't I ever do any blogs???? Hmmmm...well I don't know why really. I have tons of shit I can rant and rave about. Not that anyone is ever going to really check them out, because after all it is fubar and people don't check out much. But that's alright cuz it will be fun nonetheless. Yeah! So in summation, I shall start posting more blogs about completely random and pointless shit for you alls viewing pleasure.:)

Rawking LoungesCome Check out both Erotic Hawaiian Pleasures and Blue Orion Radio Lounge. We are both Rawking 24/7.
and
come check us both out!!!!

For Me PlzMY FIONCE NEEDS MORE POINTS AND SHIT
SO ADD HIM AND RATE HIM PLZ I TOLD HIM I WOULD HELP HIM OUT WITH THIS HE IS MY #1 FRIEND THANKS

X.jenniifer Fuckiing Rocks.xI just wanted to make one, lol. yeah i'm so cool huh:)). What's up! Your so good to me baby, baby. I wanna lock you up in my closet when no one is around. I want to put your hand in my pocket because your allowed. I wanna drive you into the corner and kiss you without a sound i wanna stay this way forever.. ill say it loud.. now your in and you cant get out.. you make so hot!!! yeah Avril with hot:) very sexy song!!! but yeah my next one if i make another should be good lol. hell yeah woah! go Jennifer Leigh!!!

Status Updatejust want you all to know I am not ignoring you. Just been really busy. Classes are keeping me busy and strugling to keep up. Things have been really busy at the funeral home. Add to that I was really sick for a couple of days, still not 100% but close. on top of that I have been trying to make some repairs on my computer and haven't been having a lot of luck with that. Trying to install a new video card, just have gotten tired of my screen always blinking black. I currently have an nvida FX5200 with 256mb of memory, trying to update it with a XFX nvida FX6200 with 512mb of memory. Think I have it narrowed down to either a bad card or I need a new power supply, I hope I don't have to replace the power supply. Not sure my skills are up to that. So anyway that is why I haven't been around. and now I need to get back to my homework. When things slow down I will be back. I am not ignoring any of you on purpose, just not even time in the days or energy in my old body.

Got It Up!!!! My 1st Hhon wednesday, march 12th at 2pm PST is my happy hour running!!!!
pls remember the time n show me and hole fubar some love or lots of love???!!!!!!

Ty Sky(289694)Rules for the Non Military
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. W

Finding MyselfLife is meant to be lived one day at a time. Lately I have been trying to be more, live faster, love harder than I should be. I have taken for granted my own heart and soul for the sake of love or what I think love is supposed to be. I have met some wonderful people in the time i have been back in town and i have felt like I have scared just as many away at the same time. Something I have just recently realized thru my own stubborn loneliness is that I have been wanting to make others happy even at the cost of my own. But the truth be told and I have enlightened bt some very wonderful and caring people is that I have to make myself happy first then I can make someone else happy. it will take time and patience, which by the way I have a hard time with, I will be happy and eventually make that special someone happy!
More to come...

One Million Signature CampaignONE MILLION SIGNATURE CAMPAIGN
AGAINST THE KILLING OF WOLVES IN ALASKA
Alaskaís wolves are now subject to being killed by gunners from airplanes and by hunters who locate wolves by airplane and then land and shoot them. Approximately 1,700 wolves have been killed annually in Alaska out of a total population of 8,000-11,000 wolves. This killing will drastically increase now that the governor has approved aerial wolf hunting.
We the undersigned, insist that the government of Alaska:
ē Listen to the people of Alaska who have voted twice to stop same-day aerial wolf hunting.
ē Reverse the ruling allowing aerial and land-and shoot hunting of wolves.
ē Listen to professional independent biologists who say the level of killing is unnecessary and damaging to the ecosystem.
ē Give a reassessment of the entire concept of killing wolves, including itís impact on pack social structure, predator-prey relationships and population dynamics.
Date Signature Print name

A Youngmans DeathLet me die a Youngman's death
not a clean and in between
the sheets holy water death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death
When I'm 73
and in constant good tumor
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an all night party
Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with ham fisted Tommy guns burst in
and give me a short back and insides
Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one
Let me die a Youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death

Come Hang Out With Mecome hang out in the best lounge on fubar
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A KissA fond kiss, and then we sever;
A farewell, and then forever!
Deep in heart rung tears I'll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee.
Who shall say that Fortune grieves him,
While the star of hope she leaves him?
Me, not cheerful twinkle lights me;
Dark despair around benights me.
I'll never blame my partial fancy,
Nothing could resist my Nancy;
But to see her was to love her;
Love but her, and love forever.
Had we never loved so kindly,
Had we never loved so blindly,
Never metóor never partedó
We had never been broken-hearted.
Farewell, thou first and fairest!
Farewell, thou best and dearest!
Thine be like joy and treasure,
Peace. enjoyment, love, and pleasure!
A fond kiss, and then we sever;
A farewell, at last, forever!
Deep in heart-rung tears I'll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee!

Water, Air And HealthPharmaceuticals fouling U.S. drinking waterA five-month study finds a variety of drugs in water supplies - and growing concern among experts.By Jeff Donn, Martha Mendoza and Justin Pritchard The Associated PressArticle Launched:†03/10/2008 01:00:00 AM MDTWater is seen dripping from a tap in Philadelphia, Monday, Feb. 4, 2008. (Matt Rourke, The Associated Press)RelatedMar 10:Body's absorption rate acts as gatekeeper for pharmaceuticalsLow-level drugs show signs of being harmfulDenver source not so pristineA vast array of pharmaceuticals ó including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones ó has been found in the drinking-water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows. To be sure, the concentrations of these pharmaceuticals are tiny, measured in parts per billion or trillion, far below the levels of a medical dose. Also, utilities insist their water is safe. But the presence of so many prescription drugs ó and over-the- co

The AcheThigh and tongue, beloved,
are heavy with it,
it throbs in the teeth
We look for communion
and are turned away, beloved,
each and each
It is leviathan and we
in its belly
looking for joy, some joy
not to be known outside it
two by two in the ark of
the ache of it.

TodayI may never see tomorrow
there's no written guarantee
And things that happened
yesterday belong to history.
I cannot predict the future,
I cannot change the past.
I have just the present moments,
I must treat it as my last.
I must use this moment wisely
for it soon will pass away,
and be lost forever
as part of yesterday.
I must exercise compassion,
help the fallen to their feet,
Be a friend unto the friendless,
make an empty life complete.
The unkind things I do today
may never be undone,
And friendships that I fail to win
my nevermore be won.
I my not have another chance
on bended knees to pray,
and I thank GOD
with a humble heart
for giving me this DAY!!!

Proust's SurveyProust didn't write this, so I don't know why it's always refered to as "Proust's survey" but here goes.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Constantly feeding my mind, being monetarily content, people around me being happy, and a sense of accomplishment
What is your greatest fear?
Pushing everyone out of my life. I'm a bit of a misanthrope, but at the same time I need people who enjoy my company around. I haven't figured out if it's a need to feel worth something, or just a want for some sort of stimulation.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Jimmy Carter. I too once had to kill a bird that was attacking me.
Which living person do you most admire?
Lol, I think John McCain actually.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Inanitionóit comes on me from time to time. I also detest it in others. A judge will never forgive a criminal for a crime he is capable of committing himself.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Apathy. T

You Are What You Eat!a stupendous insight of civilizations past has now been confirmed by today's investigative, nutritional sciences. they have shown that what was once called " The Doctrine of Signatures" was astoundingly correct. It now contends that every whole food has a pattern that resembles a body organ or physiological function and that this pattern acts as a signal or sign as the to benefit the food provides the eater. Here is just a short list of examples of Whole Food Signatures. A sliced CARROT looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye....and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function the eyes. GRAPES hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food. WALNUTS look like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds

Funnist Fu!!!!A new Fubar game on a massive scale...introducing the FUPERLATIVES!
Remember at the end of Senior year they passed around ballots for you to vote to title your classmates with the superlatives?
Now's your chance to do the same for your fellow fu's!
THE NOMINATIONS ARE IN! It took quite a while, but I've counted all of the emails, and below you see the top three members most often nominated for their category...in no particular order. You may choose only ONE to receive your vote (except for #2)!
And...the nominees are:
1. "Most Interesting Fu"
This person should be the fubar member that most captures your interest, for whatever reason.
Indradragon - RogerLee - EchoAngel
2. "Cutest Fu-Couple"
Which fu-pair makes you smile?
JohnnyDevil/Amnesia - Dawn/Indradragon - Throatfawk/Polski
3. "Most Likely to Dance Naked"
Come on, we all have at least ONE fu-friend that would!
WildlyPurrrfect - SlavePrincess - Fornicates
4. "Favorite Fu-Host"
The person

PoemsHave I ever told you
that if I sit really still and silent,
sometimes. I like to think
I can hear your heart beating
in time with mine?
Have I ever told you
that when I watch you speak to me
through lines and cords,
and bytes and ram,
I imagine
your voice,
whispering into my ear?
Have I ever told you
that I wait out each day
in anticipation,
wanting
only an hour or two,
just a second in space and time,
to feel close to you?
Have I ever told you
that there has been times,
when I ached for you,
ached for you so badly,
that the emotions overwhelmed me..
and so I sat and cried?
Have I ever told you
that sometimes,
I will reach out,
touching your name
on this cold screen before me,
wishing
I could reach in
and pull you to me?
Have I ever told you
that after the first time I heard
the sound of your voice,
thousands of miles away,
I sat up all night,
turning the conversation over and over
in my mind,
examining it,
like some newly discovered s

The Truth BlowsYou've just got to know what's going on here. Some of my friends had a run in with Stephanie lynn, who we all know and love. Now until today I had pretty much stayed out of it. I asked a few questions of those friends and had actually found that for the most part Steph was right to have been pissed about what happened. However, the interactions between these friends and me were not on fubar so nosey ass Stephanie did not see it. Here is a screen shot of the messages between Stephanie and I today that got me blocked.
I don't want you to go block steph for this, she has her reasons, what ever. I just want everyone to see how this "great fubarian" really is.

NsfwFound this on another site! the guy messaged me..
(no i am not interested!)
Could this even b POSSIBLE?
lol

Soldiers Final InspectionThe Final Inspection
The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as brightly as his brass.
"Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry guns Can'talways be a saint.
I've had to work most Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep ...
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep,
And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here,
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a place for me here,Lord,
It n

My Heart Is TornI am in love with a man who can only fix my heart.. he has lied to me , was told he cheated on me, and hurt me physical and emtionally.. i still love him i was with him for 9 years.. he means the world to me.. but it seems he dont really care...
had to go to the doctors n the news was not good.. have no way to talk to him.. guess he really dont care...
if i dont hear from him soon then i will have to make a very big decission that will affect our boys life...
time will tell...

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Where Are You?I look for you everywhere
but you are nowhere in sight.
I constantly listen for your voice
but it's not here again this night.
I reach for your strong body
across our massive bed.
But your side is cold and empty
and you're someplace else instead.
I fight to hold back the tears
and the pains of lonliness I feel.
But I feel like I've lost my strength
and that my broken heart will not heal.
I lie awake and wait for you
praying that you will come soon.
But when morning finally comes
I find that you're still not in our room.
When sleep finally takes over
I can only dream of you.
Waking from these precious dreams
I cannot stand to do.
Please, please come to me now.
I need to feel your embrace.
I pray that when I open my eyes
I will finally see your loving face.

Forgotten LoveThough she gave him all of her love
little did he ever return.
Endless nights of lonliness
for his love she sat and yearned.
He had no time to notice
how her heart was slowly dying.
Day after day she wondered
why she was even trying.
He was so quick to help anyone.
Anyone, that is, except her.
She was ignored and forgotten.
To him she had no worth.
Now her love has faded.
No longer does it shine through.
With a heart full of sadness
she had to face the truth.
Never again would he hold her
and say those words of love.
She was placed on the bottom shelf
while others rose high above.

BirthdayHEY. I AM HAVING A BIRTHDAY ON FRIDAY. I HAVE NO PARTY PLANNED THAT I KNOW OF. IF MY FAMILY ISNT HAVING A PARTY FOR ME ON FRIDAY SHOULD I STAY HOME FOR A LITTLE BIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS OR JUST GO OUT EARLY AND PARTY ALL NIGHT? I DONT WANT TO UPSET MY FAMILY BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND ITS ON A FRIDAY. I WANT TO GO OUT AND PARTY. ITS BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE I REALLY PARTIED ON MY BIRTHDAY.

Lies They Do SpeakThe truth is something
that many never speak.
Lies, to them, come easily
and secrets they do keep.
They step all over honesty
and they corrupt the innocent.
They deal out hate and trouble
and they breed discontent.
No one can ever get too close
because the truth they may see.
They are useless, ruthless and mean
and that is all they can ever be.

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This Is MeI am not famous
or even very well-known.
But I am who I am.
I am me and me alone.
I do not pretend to be
more than who I am inside.
I do not put up a false front
and the real me I do not hide.
I say what I feel
and I think what I say.
What I stand for right now
I will stand for every day.
Those who really know me
can always be sure
that my friendship is true
and that my love is pure.
No matter what life brings
I know what I will do.
I will be honest with others
and to myself I will always be true.

Dreaming Of YouI see your eyes so full of love
looking deeply down into mine.
I hear you softly say I love you
as we make love one more time.
I awake and feel myself smiling
until I realize it's not what it seems.
You are not lying there beside me.
We only made love in my dreams.
For again tonight you're not here.
In someone else's bed you sleep.
I slowly turn onto my side
and the rest of the night I weep.
If only I could grab your hand
I would hold it oh so tight.
I would tell you that I love you
and maybe then everything would be alright.

I Lost YouI remember when you were mine.
Life was happy and it was fun.
I took all those times for granted.
Now look what has been done.
Someone else makes you happy.
I never seem to make you smile.
I wish I could make you laugh.
Even just for a little while.
My love for you only grows stronger
as the days pass slowly by.
I know that I've lost your love
and I hate that I'm the reason why.
If I had another chance
to show you how love can be
Maybe her love you wouldn't need
and with me alone you'd be happy.

The Last Biker!!!!The Last Biker
The old ones stand out now. Their numbers dwindling, they're a sad loss to the American scene, these individuals with the worn down clothes and faces.
Some in packs, not as large as a while ago, sometimes alone, (the alone one is the best).
One who's been there a long time, staying in the life he loves, never giving in to a system that sucks you up like a vortex if you slip one foot into it.
He's got his connections; a few like him that care for and protect each other, hanging on to the only unique lifestyle left, like old cowboys.
Their faces are leathered and rough by forty, but their eyes still sharp and knowing. Some are grey in beard and braids, some are limp in step or pain in the kidneys, still they know no other life.
He looks at the new ones and turns away; knowing they will never know of life on the road and of the women who can take it: Wild, loving women who will hang in with them because they love it too. A woman with a wild heart and a loyal

I Have Found The One!I have found the one. I have known her for about 3 months now, she is wonderful, we do not fight, and she brings joy, and love into my heart. I thought that I was in love before, but this is different, I have no doubts about my new love. I am going to marry her, and I am going to do my best to take care of her, and make her happy! I can't imagine my life without her, she fills the void within my soul...

When A Heart Is BrokenWhen a heart is broken
the soul just slowly dies.
Emptiness fills the body
and the mind no longer tries.
A broken heart still beats
and the body continues to live.
But all emotion is lost
and there is nothing more to give.
The person then becomes useless
but continues to take up space.
The eyes are dull and lifeless.
Of life or love there is no trace.
When a heart is broken
there is no repair to be made.
An empty shell is all that remains
and soon, that too, shall fade.

Confusion In My HeadSomewhere there is peace.
Somewhere there is quiet.
Somewhere there is violence.
Somewhere there's a riot.
Each of these places
exist inside of me.
From one day to the next
I don't know which place I'll be.
Sometimes my world moves fast.
Sometimes my world moves slow.
Sometimes my world will not stop.
Sometimes it just won't go.
My mind chooses the path
and my emotions follow along.
It seems like most of the time
I don't know where I belong.
Some days I am really happy.
Some days I am really sad.
Some days I am overwhelmed.
Some days I get so mad.
One day I know the good
will overcome all the bad.
One day I know the happiness
will overcome all the sad.
My mind is always roaming
seeking the light in the dark.
I hope one day that I will find
a place of peace for my heart.
When that day finally comes
I will be happy to sit and chill.
But until that day comes
I can only continue to feel ill.
The walls may fall around me.
I may get lost out i

Duel With The DemonI found myself alone that night
when the darkness began to surround me.
Though I had tried to forget and run away
once again the demon had found me.
I've never seen the demon's face
but I'm sure the evil does show.
For he hides in the shadows all day
and at night he follows everywhere I go.
What is it that he wants from me?
I want him to be gone.
Why did he ever come to me?
Why won't he leave me alone?
I hear his shallow breathing
and feel icy fingers touch my back.
Why does he just linger there?
When will I feel his attack?
As I try to yell for help I find
no sounds can I get out.
Still my lips keeps moving
as my mind continues to shout.
The demon begins to talk to me
with a hollow ragged wheeze.
When his words finally become clear
I suddenly become weak in the knees.
"There's no use to run or even try to hide
or think you can ever escape me.
Together now we are joined as one
even if you forever hate me.
Some days you may not hear me
and thin

Romper Roomwhat does fubar mean????? FLAGGED UNDER BU*LSH*T AND REPORTED??? OR F***ED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION????
Correct me if im wrong i thought FUBAR WAS ADULT SITE ONCE AGAIN.
Flagging pics???...IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I PUT UP GET OFF MY PAGE DONT FLAG OR MARK NSFW..ME KISSING MY HUBBY WITH WHIP CREAM IN MY MOUTH GET REAL GROW UP..OR MAYBE OVER 1/2 YOU PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS OR YOUR HUBBY OR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU..IF THAT IS TRUE THEN MAYBE YOU DONT NEED TO BE ON THIS SITE GO TO ROMPER ROOM.COM...

Iron Horse Saloon!Come one, come all, to the Iron Horse Saloon! best place in fubar to make new friends, or plain flirt! we have dj's and requests are gladly accepted!

The TableHe pointed to a small but sturdy table in the center of the room..
LIE ON YOUR BACK.. He growled.
yes Sir.. she replied and followed His direction.
She laid across the cold hard top with her head off one end and her legs off the other.
She felt Him as He approached her and soon she felt Him as He bent at the foot of the table and she felt the rope secure her ankles to the legs..
He then moved to the other end of the table and bound her wrists to the other legs.
She felt His finger as He ran it down her throat, between her breasts all the way to her wet pussy. She moaned softly as he stroked her there for a moment.
He ran His hands back up her body and stopped to twist each nipple between His thumb and forefinger.. Making them both harder than she thought possible. Pulling them tightly, she winced slightly at the sudden but welcome pain.
He walked from her and she heard a drawer slide open. Within seconds she heard and felt a clatter between her legs.
He picked up one of the c

ImpurityYou Are 43% Pure
You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.
You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!
The 100 Question Purity Test

Shit That Bothers MeI happened to be out and about today and my cell phone lost reception for some odd reason. I was in the middle of planning a huge event and so jumped at the chance to finish that conversation on the local phone booth.
This was probably one of the most nasty phone booths I had ever seen. It looked as if someone was hammered when using it and decided to blow chunks all over the booth and didn't even clean the shit up. There was tagging from every "wanna" be gang in a tourist town known for their beautiful mountain top views and the high volume of skiers/boarders that cruise those mountains in the on season. Oh and lets not forget the crud built up on the inside of the booth that could be from the phone company who owns it not paying it a visit in the last 10,000 years or so?!?
Anyhow, I grabbed the phone (for those of you who know me this was a problem) hand shaking, black gloves protecting me from the diseases (it looked as if it had caught herpes) it may carry, and dialed the num

BirthdayFINALLY A BIRTHDAY ON A FRIDAY. I CAN GO OUT AND CELABRATE MY BIRTHDAY ON ITS ACTUAL DAY. SO ITSD GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT OF PARTING. LOTS OF BOOZE AND WOMEN. WOO HOO!!!!!!
LETS PARTY!!!

ColorsYou Are a Yellow Crayon
Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors.
You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius.
Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way.
While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme.
Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.
What Color Crayon Are You?

Ladies OnlyJewel Stronger WomanAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Listen to the words and I believe us ladies need to absorb these words into our hearts!!!

PersonalityYou May Be a Bit Borderline...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!
What Personality Disorder Are You?

I'll Miss HimThis morning at 4:02am PST. My older brother passed away. He was only 29. It was a shock, i have been busy with school and havne't really talked to him in almost 2 years.
I can't stop thinking about our childhood, everything we did together. I think about how precouis life is.
Please everyone, take a second out of your busy day and let those loved ones around you know how you feel. You might not get a second chance.

In Memory OfTo all my friend's...
I will be on here now and then but there has been a double death in my family so i will not be on as much as i have been...
First was my nephew he was 25 years old and was killed last friday by an IED in Iraq...
Second was my baby sister she was 43 years old and the mother of Bradly... She oded and died saturday morning...
so you see it has not been a good week for me and i need time to take care of my family... I'm sorry for not letting you all know before and wish you all my best wishes and good well...
Thank you all for being my friends and please pray for my family that they will come through this... again thank you all

Banana BreadBanana Nut Bread
5 ripe bananas, well mashed
2 eggs
2 cups plain flour
ĺ cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
Ĺ cup nuts (can be walnuts, pecans, brazil nuts)
Cinnamon
Preheat oven to 350. Grease a loaf pan. Mix the bananas and eggs together in a large bowl. In another bowl put flour, sugar, salt and baking soda. When the bananas and eggs are mixed up good together, I then sprinkle cinnamon in the mixture. I usually put in a enough till it looks right. (I know thatís not very helpful, but maybe about 4 or 5 shakes) You donít want it to dark. Then I add the nuts. (I use pecans or whatever nuts I get from my folks.) I have used a mixture of nuts. Now add the remaining ingredients (the flour mixture). Mix well. Spoon in loaf pan and cook for one hour. Remove from pan and cool on baking rack.
This is a recipe I got from the Fannie Farmer Cookbook and added some changes of my own.