Hipster Talks Up Obscure Band Yet to Be Formed

Obtuse Frenzy has yet to form, but that hasn't stopped hipster
Topher Kennedy from telling all his friends about them. The
coolest, hippest, most happening band on the block consists of six
guys and one girl who haven't actually met yet, or learned to play
musical instruments, has Topher more excited than his Yosemite Sam
'stache and graphic design job.

The band has yet to sign with an equally obscure micro-label in
Germany that itself has not been created, but a deal will be in the
works as soon as the owner of the micro-label is born and grows up.
The band recently didn't make a video because videos are so
contrived and corporate, and because a location wasn't decided upon
by the people who are not even in the band yet or born. Expect
their first breakthrough single eventually. In the meantime, Topher
has already planned how he will break it to his friends that the
band has sold out.