Running back on his recruiting trip to Penn State: “It felt like home.”

Jonathan Allen

Alabama defensive end on Jael Hurts: “Very impressive.”

Takes

Kyle Joseph Schwarber

It takes a lot to get a government on this show, but if this keeps up, you’re going to be meeting a ton of babies named Kyle Joseph or Kylie Joseph from the Chicagoland area, because Schwarber is going legend.Click Here for Entire Take

It’s Looking Bleak, Cleveland

While Jake Arrieta was dominating Cleveland’s bats after the first inning, Trevor Bauer was pitching like a guy who’d mangled his pinky with a drone a few weeks ago. Because he was a guy who mangled his pinky with a drone a few weeks back.Click Here for Entire Take

Philly Fan Hall of Fame

This isn’t some half-hearted middle finger. Pops is flipping the bird as no one ever has before. Absolutely no regard for human life.Click Here for Entire Take