Wasteland: A First Look

We've got 99 problems, and being a Virgo is one

If your birthday falls between August 23rd and September 22nd, you feel our pain. Virgo, while admirable in her clean and pristine nature, is such a boring sign. Our horoscopes are always about how anal retentive we are and how much happier we’d be at home organizing our shelves. ::sigh::