LONG BLOG

So I was trudging through a brief rainstorm in Portland, OR on Friday and decided to hop inside of a Carl's Jr. to wait it out for a bit. A new item on their menu beckoned me with its strangeness: the Captain Crunch Milkshake.

As I was slurping it down on the walk home, one thing stood out: this Milkshake tastes has very little Captain Crunch bits in it. They blend some Captain Crunch cereal in with a vanilla milkshake, so it pulverizes most of the tiny crunches, but the shake still tastes like vanilla. Perhaps Captain Crunch tastes similar to vanilla when mixed up, but if a shake has the face of Captain Crunch plastered on its advertisement, shouldn't it taste like the Captain?

Maybe a Crunch Berry shake would be more disgusting, but this Captain Crunch milkshake was mediocre at best and slightly terrible at worst. Don't drink this Captain's milkshake!