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Bacon Lingerie Part V: Leftovers ?

Guys, all women want you dead.
Does the phrase “Til death do us part”, mean anything to you ?
They’d rather put you in a box, six feet under, than let you go,
because they know there’s a chance you may be happy out in the world.

Hey, we all gotta die.
The best you can hope for is a chick who’ll kill you with bacon and sex
instead of using a gun or rope.
Just Sayin’.