The weirdest games in the world

A real-time strategy game played at hyper-speed and without much strategy, Stalin vs Martians (PC; 2009) does exactly what it says on the tin. Under the infamous Soviet leader’s command, you send reams of soldiers into battle against space aliens that look like they’ve been ripped from a Toy Story film. The game was absolutely terrible, but you got the impression that its developers knew it, and were in on the joke. Shortly after release it was withdrawn from sale, with a newer, better edition promised. To this day, one has never arrived.