Joke of the day

Every man needs a go-to joke.

Intelligent Design?
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." -Robin Williams Ryan Murphy

Tuesday

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Sin
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease." -Bill Maher Ryan Murphy

Wednesday

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5580

Spring Forward
"I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead." -Garry Shandling Ryan Murphy

Thursday

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5581

It's Been A While
"I don't understand why some guys get self-conscious when they buy condoms. I don't get embarrassed when I buy condoms; I get embarrassed when I throw them out after they expire."
-Jack Archey Ryan Murphy

Friday

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5582

Double Standard
"There's a double standard, even today. A man can sleep around and sleep around, and nobody asks any questions. A woman, you make nineteen or twenty mistakes, right away you're a tramp." -Joan Rivers Ryan Murphy

Saturday

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5583

Hard Life
"The problem with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job." -Slappy White Ryan Murphy

Sunday

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5584

Appreciation
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." -Ellen DeGeneres Ryan Murphy