My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Episode Scripts

N/A - Sisterhooves Social

Oh Are those sweet carrot pancakes I smell? Mmm How divine. The aroma spiced warm apple cider. Ah. And the smell of smoke. Smoke? Smoke?! SMOOOUUARGH! Rarity! You've ruined the surprise. I was gonna serve you breakfast in bed. Well, g'mornin', Rarity. Father! Mother! I'll have you know that Sweetie Belle here cooked this yummy lookin' breakfast all on her own. I figured. I didn't know you could burn juice. I've been giving her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she's got a cutie mark in fancy cooking by the time we get back from our vacation. Vacation? Is that this week? As in starting-this-very-instant this week? Let me guess. Apple sauce? Nope! Toast. We're gonna have the bestest time two sisters could even have. I'm gonna go grab my stuff from dad's wagon. So now when you say "a week" Is that seven whole days? And six night, I know. Such a short time to spend with your lil' sis. You gonna eat that? But I've got such a long to-do list. Oh, well. I suppose "spend time with your sister" will just have to be added to the list. Just a few necessities. Now let's get that kitchen all cleaned up. Cleaned up? But we haven't even eaten yet. Well now, Sweetie Belle. I appreciate the gesture, but we simply can't eat *this* breakfast. It's burnt. It's not that burnt. Never fear, my dear. I'll get a proper breakfast going. Can I help? Oh! Uh Of course. Uh, in one moment, Sweetie Belle. Let me just get things started. Rarity! I thought you said I was gonna help. You are! You can put the garnish on the plates. You mean this parsley? Okay now, easy! It has to be just right. No need to rush. No! That's too slow! Careful! Back up! Looking for perfection here. Not bad. There are some things I must attend to. Can you take the dirty towels to the laundry room? No problem! I'll make myself useful. Sweetie Belle! I told you I'd make myself useful. Surprised? Am I? You washed my incredibly expensive one of a kind designer crochet wool sweater! Do you know how hard these things are to come by? What's the big deal? The big deal is that in the heat of the sun wool shrinks. Oh. Sorry. Well, back to work. I must create. Sorry? Huh. Stay out of trouble, okay? Please? I just want to do something nice for my sister. RAAAGH! I'm so bored! When is Rarity gonna finish her work? "Stay out of trouble, okay?" I never got in trouble for drawing. Hmm. This needs something Hi, Rarity! I made a special drawing for y AAAAAH! Oh no! Did you use these gems? Well Yes, but I know you have more in your work room Bu but these are extremely rare baby blue sapphires! I need them for an outfit for an extremely important client! Oh. Sorry. Sweetie Belle. What am I going to do with you?! Oh! We could paint together. We could ride bikes, play chess, sing a song, catch frogs, pillow fight That not what I meant! Oh. Now I have to go and find some more of these gems. I'll go with you and help NO! No, thank you. You can help by picking up these papers and stacking them. Neatly. Put the pens and pencils exactly where you've found them. And please find something to do that doesn't create a large mess for me to clean up! Geez Louise, can't I do anything right? Sweetie Belle! I'm back! Sweetie Belle! Surprise! You My inspiration room! WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! When I saw the big mess in your room, I thought I'd clean it up for you. This wasn't a mess! It was organized chaos! I was just about finished planning my new fashion line. And and you you you went and and then you and you put everything away! But every time I make a mess, you get upset. But this was MY mess. In MY house! And now I'll have to start from scratch! But I I thought it would make you happy. HAPPY? HAPPY?! I I just need some time alone. How's the sleepover at Rarity's goin'? Why, it's smashing! Huh? I just wish we could do something special together that didn't include me goofing anything up. Oh! The Sisterhooves Social! Applejack and I do it every year! You and Rarity could compete against other sister teams in all these neat events. That sounds like the perfect way for us to hang out! Rarity will think it's an excellent idea. What a ridiculous idea! A contest at Sweet Apple Acres? It doesn't sound very clean. So what? Now you're back to hating messes? Sweetie Belle! Watch your tone! I am still your big sister. Right! And any sister, who cares about her sister, goes! Sweetie Belle! Honestly. Playing silly little games in the dirt is just uncouth. With or without a sister. Well then maybe maybe I'll try the Sisterhooves Social without a sister! In fact, I think I'll try the rest of my life without a sister! Oh, I'm the one who's ruining your life!? Really!? Have you looked around this place? I'm the one who would be better off with no sister! Well, it looks like we finally agree on something. Neither of us needs a sister. DEAL! DEAL! GOODBYE, UNSISTER! "Uncouth"? She said the Sisterhooves Social was uncouth? Yeah! Uncouth? Wait. What's uncouth? It's not just the social. She thinks I'm uncouth. Honey, Rarity thinks everything's uncouth. What's uncouth? It means uncivil. You know, bad mannered. Exactly! Sweetie Belle, just give Rarity some time. She'll come around. Sisters always do. Not sisters like Rarity. Come on now. Apple Bloom and I got some chores to finish up on. Maybe you can help. You sure you want me to help? I just mess everything up. Oh, come on. That's just stinkin'-thinkin'. Watch. Good catch there, Apple Bloom. This is a chore? Since we can't sell the bruised apples we gotta collect them all for the pigs to eat. It's a lotta work. So we make a game of it. Wanna try? Um Okay. Ow! You're right. It is hard work. That's why we do it together! Rarity never wants to do chores together. All that work ruined. Thanks to Sweetie Belle. Oh my. It's usually a big mess in here. IDEA! This is genius. I shall call it: "Full Spectrum Fashions". Why, if Sweetie Belle hadn't Well. No matter. She still shouldn't have touched my things without permission. Apple Bloom! You're up! You're making grape juice? Rarity would call the fashion police on me if I got grape juice anywhere *near* her precious outfits. Well, that's silly. Apple Bloom! Please, Applejack! She didn't mea Whoa! How d'you like them grapes, you little whippersnapper? That tickles! Now to get these fabrics washed for my fabulous new line. Oh! My favorite sweater. I just can't believe that Sweetie Belle Oh, Opal, Opal. It's as if Sweetie Belle knew the sweater was perfect for you. And Sweetie Belle should consider herself perfectly lucky that this thoughtless mishap turned out all right. Apple Bloom! Got it, sis! Wow. It's as if they're just one pony. YEEHAW! Way to corral some critters, sis. You could have just asked. Rarity never high-hooves me. Perfect. Just one more and this ensemble is fini. Sweetie Belle! Where's her silly little arts and crafts project? Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister. What have I done?! All the time I could have spent with you was wasted complaining and wishing you were gone! WOE IS ME!!! No! I must get her back. I must! As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again! Sweetie Belle! I have been galloping all over, looking for you. I Oh, hello, unsister. What are you doing here? Better be careful. You might get some dust on you. Oh, Sweetie Belle. I want to apologize. I am not better off without a sister. I'm not better off without a sister either. Spending the day with Applejack and Apple Bloom made me realize that. Oh! Oh, Sweetie. You don't know how happy I am to hear you And that's why I'm adopting Applejack as my big sister! WHAT?! -What? -What? A sister is someone who loves and takes care of another sister. Applejack's a real sister. Hold on, Sweetie Belle. Don't get ahead of yourself here. Besides, she's MY big sister. Yeah. Um Or maybe she should be *your* sister so she could teach you what a good sister is supposed to be. Um, actually I Oh, I don't need lessons on being a good sister. I I promise! Listen. I'll show you how to cook my favorite quiche. Or or I'll show you the proper way to beautify your mane. Won't that be fun? You want me to go home with you so *we* can do what *you* wanna do? Uh Yes? Just forget it! We're still sisters, right? Well, that apology went swimmingly. Applejack, why do you have to be so good and make me look so bad? Oh, Rarity. Once again you're thinkin' about yourself. Bein' sisters is a give and take. You've been doin' a whole lotta takin' but you haven't been doin' a whole lotta givin'. But of course I give! I give lessons. Reasonable demands. But you never give in. Bein' sisters is like apple pie! You can have amazin' apples and you can have a wonderfully crispy crust but only together can you have a perfect apple pie. But apart all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly dry mess. I know what I need to do! I just hope it isn't too late. Well, I guess it's a good thing Rarity isn't here. Do I see "uncouth" written all over this contest? Look at the size of that pig! He sure is a cutie. That's the last word Rarity would use. "Oh my! What a repulsive monstrosity!" "This thing needs a head to toe makeover!" It's almost time! Well, you two have fun. I sure wish I had a sister to run a race with. Huh? You do now! AB and I figured since we do this every year I'd like you borrow my sis, so you can give it a try. Sister for a day. No way! One. Day. One. Day. Is this thing on? I don't think this thing is on. Hello! What a? Uh You have to say so. Confangled modern doohickey! Now's the event you all been waitin' for! The Sistersoci The Socialhoof Oh, dagnabit! You know, the big race! We have five teams this year for the event! So all ya head on up to the finish line, y'hear? THE START LINE! You coulda said. That's us. One. Day. Good luck! And may the best sisters win! On your mark Get set GOOO! You okay, Applejack? Applejack! Help! You can do it, sister! Oh, it was so close! You almost won! Thank you, Applejack. You were amazing. I don't even care that we didn't win. It was so much fun! Huh? Rarity? Wait. Where's Applejack? I don't get it. We switched places over at the very first mudhole. So we did the whole competition together? That we did, little sister. Well, except for the start line. But you finished together. You mean you were all in on it? You did this for me? Us. I did it for us. You see? We *are* apple pie. Uh I'll explain later. For now, I think we deserve a celebration. YEAH! Where? The spa, of course. Oh, Rarity. No, I I'm serious. Very well then. What should we write to the princess? I'll start. "Having a sister is just about the bestest thing in the world." "But it sure isn't the easiest." "I agree, that being sisters is a wonderful thing" "but it takes teamwork." "Sometimes it's about compromising." "Sometimes it's about accepting each other's differences." "But mostly it's about having fun together." "Even if it means getting your hooves a little bit dirty." A lot dirty! A little bit dirty. A lot dirty! A little bit dirty! -A lo -Hold it, hold it. How about "a medium amount of dirty" "not too little, not too much, just right." Deal!