Jokes ... (September 28, 2009 Issue 2)

September 28 2009

11:11

The inscription in the elevator: Do not write in an elevator, please, we do not ride on your toilet. -------------------------------------------------- ---- Question zaderzhennomu: - Children have? - Well, if you catch ... -------------------------------------------------- ---- Standard situation. Night, the doorbell rang. - This is my husband, hide! - Where? Middle of the room with the statue of outstretched hands. Lover jumping on his hands and freezes. Husband laid in bed and asleep. Half an hour later a terrible roar, and the voice: - Well, you're heavy! -------------------------------------------------- ---- Judge man for raping a deaf and dumb. The judge - the man: - How could you? Yes, you have no conscience, and so much! (Shows phalanx). Deaf, springing from his seat: - Yyyy-yy-ûûû s (pointing to the elbow) -------------------------------------------------- ---- Ad in the flyer that comes in Schelkovo. "You are young and stylish? Want to work abroad? In Mongolia, the required asphalt pavers. -------------------------------------------------- ---- 10 reasons why hockey is better than sex: 1. The law does not prohibit playing hockey professionally. 2. Washer is always hard. 3. Protective equipment can be used repeatedly. They do not necessarily for this washing. 4. It takes an hour. 5. You know that you are finished, when the siren sounds. 6. Your parents are sick of you, when you score a goal. 7. Periods last for 20 minutes. 8. You can easily tell their friends about their achievements. 9. You can do it at least twice a week. 10. Two-in-one or three-in-one - a common phenomenon. -------------------------------------------------- ---- Gallant young man, helping the girl up: - Oh! Beautiful stranger! How I envy the ice on which you now have fallen! - Better to be envied by Vaska, who I fuck! -------------------------------------------------- ---- Sale of natural honey packaging (hive bee). -------------------------------------------------- ---- Tambov dating agency podyschet you a reliable friend.