A: free beer and smokes from Darcy
b:darcy is a one legged (I shit you not- she showed us) crop-dusting mortician

and you will have to c: drive her to mo'doggies.

welcome to the twilight zone. If Chad wasn't there, i would have thought I hallucinated it. She really had one leg, and *apparently* a 2000 acre asparagus and pot farm in Cadillac. I'm going to bed, rosie out.

I tried to get away, and the only way out was to drop her off at mo'doggies.
she bought us a beer, I was willing to drive her mile, just to soak up a little more weird. I haven't seen anything this strange in almost a decade. it was like an extremely odd trainwreck with boobs that smelled like gin and failure.

I tried to get away, and the only way out was to drop her off at mo'doggies.
she bought us a beer, I was willing to drive her mile, just to soak up a little more weird. I haven't seen anything this strange in almost a decade. it was like an extremely odd trainwreck with boobs that smelled like gin and failure.