"Misogynist," the new film starring ladykiller Jonathan Bennett

...as the sex fiend women will allow to horrifically demean they if only, if ONLY they can know what it's like to have him inside them.

I know this reads like a DL punchline, but this film actually exists -- and it looks fucking TERRIBLE. I've seen Lifetime movies with better acting and camera work!

by Anonymous

reply 28

10/02/2013

So it's safe to assume that writer/ director Michael Matteo Rossi, besides being the pathetic dweeb he looks like, is also a deeply complected, possibly sociopathic woman-hater with deep-seated mommy issues.

The question is, how did he get the money to make this movie? Who would greenlight this for a no-name writer-director? Or was the whole thing made for like $3000 that he put on his mommy's credit card?

by Anonymous

reply 1

09/30/2013

Poor Johnathan.

by Anonymous

reply 2

09/30/2013

Looks straight to dvd.

by Anonymous

reply 3

09/30/2013

Lauren Fenmore is in it!

by Anonymous

reply 4

09/30/2013

They did a lesbian version of this for a TV show. They called it "Rescue Me" and Dennis Leary played the elderly bulldagger.

by Anonymous

reply 5

09/30/2013

Dreadful title

by Anonymous

reply 6

09/30/2013

[quote]A male chauvinist guru guides his best prodigy through the art of controlling women, only for the student to find out he is not everything that he seems.

Sounds intriguing!

by Anonymous

reply 7

09/30/2013

Will Jonathan Bennett be showing off his donkey dick? If so its totally worth watching.

by Anonymous

reply 8

09/30/2013

"Two tickets for MISOGYNIST, please."

by Anonymous

reply 9

09/30/2013

He looks better now that his hair plugs have filled in and he lost the double chin.

by Anonymous

reply 10

09/30/2013

How pathetic.

by Anonymous

reply 11

09/30/2013

I hope Bennett plays an FTM, who assaults the misogynist with her big swinging clit.

by Anonymous

reply 12

09/30/2013

Sounds like the type of movies bitches watch on Lifetime (when they should be cooking their husbands' dinner).

by Anonymous

reply 13

09/30/2013

76 minutes?

by Anonymous

reply 14

09/30/2013

[quote]76 minutes?

It's 61 minutes too long.

by Anonymous

reply 15

09/30/2013

Isn't Jonathan Bennett gay? What the hell is he doing in this movie?

Oh, and does he really have a donkey dick? Link, please!

by Anonymous

reply 16

09/30/2013

Jonathan Bennett, JonBenet. Interesting.

by Anonymous

reply 17

09/30/2013

It sounds like someone trying to cash in on the whole 50 shades shit.

by Anonymous

reply 19

09/30/2013

That is one ummm... "unique" looking director.

by Anonymous

reply 20

09/30/2013

Wow. The director looks like Marisa Tomei.

by Anonymous

reply 21

09/30/2013

That is a classic cookie-sniffing face.

by Anonymous

reply 22

09/30/2013

I didn't know I had a brother!!

by Anonymous

reply 23

09/30/2013

Jonathan Bennett is quite slutty and well endowed. This isn't new information to the DL.

by Anonymous

reply 24

09/30/2013

How come his dick pics haven't leaked?

by Anonymous

reply 25

09/30/2013

OSCAR!

by Anonymous

reply 26

09/30/2013

[quote]Who would greenlight this for a no-name writer-director?

No one "greenlights" indie films these days, dear, or at least not *this* type of indie film. Any hack with a DV camera can make a movie now, generally using trust-fund money or "investments" from various family and friends conned into believing the thing could ever make any actual profit..

by Anonymous

reply 27

10/02/2013

He and gorgeous Sam Page apparently were fucking when they were on AMC. Bennett was the firsr closet case Lizzie Hendrickson bearded for.

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