15 Seriously Long Album Titles

8 months ago

Titles are an important part of the album-making process, often serving as a mini-thesis statement for the artist’s collection of songs. And while most album titles tend to be shorter, every now and then an artist will settle on a lengthy, over-the-top name, leaving fans with a mouthful to remember. Read on to check out some seriously long album titles.

I Like It When You Sleep For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It - The 1975

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right. - Fiona AppleThe Places You Have Come to Fear the Most - Dashboard Confessional
The Boy Bands Have Won, and All the Copyists and the Tribute Bands and the TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture to Be Shaped by Mimicry, Whether from Lack of Ideas or from Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try to Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother's Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don't Just Regurgitate Creative History, or Hold Art and Music and Literature as Fixed, Untouchable and Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try to 'Guard' Any Particular Form of Music Are, Like the Copyists and Manufactured Bands, Doing It the Worst Disservice, Because the Only Thing That You Can Do to Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It's Over, Then It's Done, and the Boy Bands Have Won. - Chumbawumba
This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For - Bring Me the Horizon
Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance
I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love - My Chemical Romance
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit
It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back - Public Enemy
Those Who Tell The Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell The Truth Shall Live Forever - Explosions in the Sky
Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant - Belle & Sebastian
Lifted Or the Story Is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground - Bright Eyes
Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! - Panic! at The Disco
This Is a Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About - Modest Mouse
Oh Me Oh My... the Way the Day Goes by the Sun Is Setting Dogs Are Dreaming Lovesongs of the Christmas Spirit - Devendra Banhart