Village
headman: What is going on here? Ah! Pak Lawan and Ibu Usil!That explains!

Pak
Lawan and Ibu Usil:Pak Kurang
Bijak! It’s him/her who......

Village
Headman: Yes, yes.I am not here to
settle your dispute.I am here
instead to announce a piece of news.As
we all know very well, good harvests have been enjoyed by all this year, thanks
to our goddess, Dewi Kumala (All started praying).Therefore,the village community has decided to hold a
thanksgiving ceremony to give thanks to our great goddess.The highlight of this ceremony is a competition where participants have
to present cultural performances.

Pak Lawan:
What will I get when I win?

Ibu Usil: Ah masa! You mean when I win?

Village
Headman: (Clears throat loudly) The winner of the competition will get
land and also the chance to perform in front of the Raja himself!Who knows, if you please him enough, he might even give you a title or
two!

Pak Lawan: Finally, I can get to meet the Raja
face to face and the land…..

Ibu
Usil: Eh, eh, eh!You really think
you are going to win?What are you
going to present for the competition? Monkeys plucking coconuts?

Pak Lawan: And you think you can win by scattering
your corn seeds?

Villag
Village
headman:Berhenti!Why don’t the two of you bekerja bersama? Then you can share the prize
with each other?

(Pak
Lawan and Ibu Usilstares at each
other in disgust and looks away immediately)

Ibu Usil: Cooperate with him? Never!

Pak Lawan: The ‘distance’ between us is too
great anyway! Hahaha!

(Village headman shakes head, exits.)

Ibu Usil: I can no longer stand the sight of this
man!My dear daughter, are you
going home with me now?(Daughter
whispers something to her).

Pak Lawan: I cannot tahun this woman anymore!No
wonder her husband is the first one to mati in this village because of noise
pollution….. I am going to our coconut plantations now, mau ikut, my son?