Wrote this a long time ago. Too short for an article:
Perverted - Hentai in Japanese. But the word pervert means
deviation from normal or accepted. So, how can all guys be
perverts?

Did you ever notice that the sex scene in the movie is generally
at about the same realative place as the guitar solo in a song?

Messed up ship
Updated: 2009-06-10

What about building a ship to look like it has extensive battle damage. As an
option this could be done as a modification to a normal looking ship. Real
Battleships often fought in less than perfect condition. You could even have a
completely different upper section to switch in with that beat up look. It could
easily be swapped out after the first battle of the day, or when you took some
real damage. To take it a little further you could put a list in the ship with a
secured weight. Actually to this extent I think even the nice pristine ships
could use some of the Model Railroading Weathering techniques as they just look
too pristine to be real.