Friday, September 30, 2005

Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles. Please no bags.And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots.Please no gray.And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy.Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

The Sexuality of FAT Women: Coming to Terms with Your Obesity By Victoria Van Dyke

71% of adult women living in the United States between the ages 16 and 65 are overweight. 28% are obese. And yet Americans love to have sex, a lot.

Sexuality and sexual freedom is a huge part of American culture.

But so is food, more so than any other culture, Americans also like to eat a lot. It is the perfect hedonistic society, sex and food and lots of both.

Television shows like Jerry Springer give foreigners a better idea of what the United States is really like: Fat women fighting over skinny men, adultery, incest and women who like to shake their titties at the audience.

Its no wonder we're called "infidels". Infidelity is just another word for adultery, therefore an infidel is a person who sleeps around: A slut.

I have no problem calling men sluts too.

Bill Clinton is a slut. Or maybe he was a slut. I think Hillary has him on a tight leash these days.

The fact is that most people in the United States are sluts. We cheat a lot. We sleep around a lot. If it wasn't for condoms, quite a few of us would all be dying from AIDS right now...

Look at southern parts of Africa where AIDS has struck 40% of all adults and the only reason is because they don't wear condoms down there (due to the Catholic Church forbidding them). If they had access to condoms and didn't have the church harassing them and telling them condoms is a sin, they wouldn't have the problems they have now. I am surprised that people down there haven't sued the Catholic Church for misusing its religious teachings.

AIDS in Africa and Obesity in United States... in one country people are dying... in the other country people are scarfing down Mars bars, twinkies and KFC and then fucking each other crazy.

But fat women aren't sexy.

Or at least, they certainly aren't as sexy as women who are healthy looking.

We can ignore anorexia and bulimia. Those eating disorders affect less than 2% of the adult population of women. To some people anorexia may be attractive, but it is certainly not healthy and its definitely not sexy. They look like skeletons.

As opposed to looking like the Kool-Aid man or the Michelin Tires mascot.

The Kool-Aid man is not sexy. Never will be.

And neither will be fat, overweight, obese, lard-ass people.

You may never become thin, but you could become a healthy "voluptuous" woman.

Too many women stress the value of being thin. They don't see the value in being voluptuous.

Marilyn Monroe was not thin. She was voluptuous.

The big-breasted women (like Kitten Natividad) in Russ Meyer movies with the "all natural" large breasts were all voluptuous. They were practically Amazons.

So what's wrong with looking like Marilyn Monroe or Kitten Natividad?

They were very sexy women back during their day, before magazines and the mass media became obsessed with ultra-thin supermodels.

There is less then ten women in the world who have a natural "supermodel" physique. The rest are anorexic or bulimic.

So you can't expect yourself to compete with anorexic supermodels. They aren't real. Most of what you see in such pictures has been enhanced and airbrushed using computers so that their skin looks flawless.

When in reality they have pimples, mosquitoe bites and blemishes just like the rest of us.

When an overweight woman comes to terms with their "fat sexuality" they have several choices:

#1. Lose weight in an effort to look thin, anorexic and attractive. The "Twiggy" look. #2. Lose weight in an effort to look healthy, voluptuous and sexy. The "Marilyn Monroe" look. #3. Embrace the weight you are and try to find a man who likes fat women. This look depends on you. #4. Become a very obese woman and hope to find a man who likes very fat women. The "Roseanne" look. I favour number 2. I am already in that category. I am a healthy 140 lb woman, with average size breasts. I have hips and I know how to use them.

I don't need to be thin and anorexic.

But I don't want to be overweight or obese either.

I want to maintain my nice "Marilyn Monroe with black hair" look. I look "fucking sexy" and thats the way I want to stay.

And I think other women should aim for this standard too. Marilyn Monroe set a realistic standard. She looked like a regular woman, mind you she was a petite 5'2".

The real trick about Marilyn Monroe is that she was GLAMOROUS.

She dressed to kill.

She knew what her best assets were and she used that in her clothes, combined with her hair style to create an interesting and sexy look that became an instant classic.

Of course, not all of us have a face like Marilyn Monroe. So the question you have to ask yourself is: What actress or singer do you think you look like (preferably one with a healthy physique) and make that YOUR standard when it comes to losing weight.

Don't blame god or genes. God did not intend for you to be fat. Neither does your genes. Your genes expect you to be a healthy, average weight based upon a reasonably consumption of food. Snacking on potato chips, gurgling sugar-water like Coca-Cola and gorging yourself on twinkies and chocolate is what makes you obese or overweight. Those foods are not natural.

A little chocolate now and then is not going to hurt you, but don't over do it.

Fat, greasy, salty, sugary foods are not natural. Fast foods and junk foods are the #1 cause of obesity in North America. Lack of exercise is the #2 reason. Eating disorders are #3. Genes isn't even on the list.

So whats it going to be? Size Medium, or size XXL?

And how much sex do you want? A lot, average, or very little because you can't move your fat ass?

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Linda is lovely and she is very close to me. She was introduced to me in the Summer of 1997. She wanted to be a model. I have been with the Queen of Nigerian models, Yemi Fawaz and other beauties in Nigeria and I was very popular among the pretty babes. So, Linda was at home in my company. And we became friends. I gave her hints and she was smart enough to follow them. It was not long before she had her first break with Silverbird, the best organisers of Beauty Pageants in Africa. She was chosen as one of their models and was an instant success as a fashion model. Linda is now a celebrity in Nigeria and we have remained close since 1997 to date.Most of the girls and young ladies mistake us for lovers.Because, we look like true lovers. But, we are not lovers. We have not slept and we haven't spent even a night together. But, we are closer than the lovers I have had since we met eight years ago.If I sleep with her I would not be able to break up with her, because I love her. But, she doubts it.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

For real, I sold condoms for over three years when I was promoting Family Planning, Reproductive Health and Prevention of HIV/AIDS in Lagos, Nigeria. I worked in peer education program for commercial sex workers in Calabar and Lagos. I was an expert in condom demonstrations and safer sex.

One of the top ten Nollywood actors and directors were all staying in the same house provided by one of my generous cousins Jolly. And he did not even disturb us.Those were the days.

I remember people wondering if where I was living at the time was a brothel. Because, over 20 young women often visited me daily. And the men thought I was sleeping with all of them. But, I was only dating just one of them. But, God has taken care of the only weakness I have, sexuality. I am naturally a romantic and erotic person. I always loved to be with my girlfriend topless when we were alone in the house.

A very sexy young college babe was by my side when I was making this post.She has been coming to chat and we are getting closer. She wants to be an actress and has already acted minor roles in three new movies. And I must confess that looking at her turned me on. Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom

It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom. The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April.

The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue.

The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Do you believe in Ghosts?Or you think there is nothing like ghosts?Well, I believe there are ghosts, because as a Christian I know that ghosts exist as evil spirits. Like when King Saul went to see a witch to conjure the ghost of Samuel in the Holy Bible.

My mother also saw the ghost of her late aunt who died and left behind her one year old baby. So, she was always coming to see her baby whenever the older members of the family had gone to the farm or market with only the younger children left at home in the village. They said she continued to come until they exhumed her corpse and severed her head. Then, they used a black cloth to blindfold her. And she never haunted them again.Believe it or not, but I believed it.Reese still believes in ghosts

Source: World Entertainment News Network

Hollywood actress REESE WITHERSPOON strongly believes in life beyondthe grave, because she saw the spirit of her dead grandfather duringrehearsals shortly after his death.

The SWEET HOME ALABAMA star often feels the presence of family memberswho have long since passed on, and far from finding the experienceunsettling, she is greatly comforted by the supportive spectres.

She says, "After my grandfather died, I was rehearsing an ARTHURMILLER play in an empty New York theatre.

"I was delivering my lines when I suddenly saw him sitting there,smiling at me from the middle of the stalls." (ZJS/RL/JB)

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Seal, the charismatic and enigmatic artiste is now the proud father of a bouncing baby boy. And we are happy for him and his wife Heidi. And we pray that they will stay married. Because, these stars have the funny habit of changing wives and husbands the way they change costumes back stage.

Congrats to Seal for his new pup!Supermodel Heidi Klum and her popstar husband Seal are celebrating the birth of their first child together. Klum's father and manager have told German daily newspaper Express that she gave birth to a healthy baby boy in the early hours of Tuesday morning - but no official announcement has yet been made. Seal and Heidi married in Mexico in May. The model already has one-year-old daughter Leni by Renault Formula One boss Flavio Briatore. Congrats to the beautiful couple!WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND BARKS AT YOU LIKE A DOG?WHAT DO YOU DO?

Gwyneth Paltrow once had such a weird lover, but she hid him from the paparazzi.Why?She wanted to make sure that she was not embarrassed by such a terrible mistake. The man was barking like mad dog!In case, you have such a weirdo in your life, baby tame him fast before he bites you or slip away before you are trapped in his paws.

Gwyneth's barking mad loverOscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow immediately decided it was time to get rid of a man she was once dating, when he started speaking to her in a baby voice and barking like a dog!The Shakespeare In Love beauty, who is now happily married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, was horrified when her mystery man thought his unusual behaviour would impress her - and she ensured that it marked the end of their romance. She says, "We call them dealbreakers, where you're dating someone and they turn on like a terrible song, or something, and you think, 'Oh right, that's over!' "My number one dealbreaker: Once someone spoke to me in a baby voice and then barked like a dog and it was sort of very weird... I think that's unacceptable. "I think baby talk is unacceptable to your own baby... I talk to (my baby) like a person. "It was a few kinds of wrong." Gwyneth, who counts Brad Pitt and Luke Wilson among her impressive list of former flames, will not reveal the identity of the quirky man, but she insists he isn't a celebrity.Phew! Although there's something shamefully alluring about the thought of Brad on a lead!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Please, I need your signatures in support of my campaign that RAPISTS SHOULD BE CASTRATED FOR LIFE.

Jail terms are not enough to deter other brutes from raping girls and women.I have done an academic study on the consequences of rape on women in Nigeria. And I have had the experience of two of my trusted friends raping two of my very close girlfriends and the girls have not forgiven them till date since 1992. I am a Christian and pre-marital sex is forbidden in true Christianity. So, I was doing my best to obey God and encouraged my girlfriends to bear with me and obey God as well.But, two of my close friends assaulted the girls, behind my back. Both girls are now grown up young women and working professionals in their late 20s. But, they are still having traumatic problems from the nightmares of their abuse.

In Nigeria, 90% of the victims of rape never report the crime to the Police and the rapists go scot free. The cases are never prosecuted. Because of the stigma of shame that the victims of rape bear in the Nigerian society. Once, suitors find out that a girl or woman was raped, they will disregard her and she could lose all the opportunities to be happily married. Because, rape is an abomination that does more harm to the victim than to the offender. All the men continue with their lives. But, their victims lives could be ruined, stigmatized and traumatized for life.

Again, why should it be that only the woman caught in Adultery is stoned or punished?What of the man? Did she commit the adultery with a spirit that cannot be caught?As far as I am concerned, it is the man caught in adulktery that should be stoned or punished. For stealing from another man. I have had several encounters when marrried women came to my house and wanted me to sleep with them, but I refused. And I am very proud to boast of this. I have never slept with any married girl or woman and I will never do so. And may God never let me be deceived or seduced to commit adultery.

Finally, I repeat my announcement that "RAPISTS SHOULD BE CASTRATED".Once, they know that castration is the punishment for rape, they will be afraid to assault any girl or woman. Because, no man wants to lose his dick!

Thursday, September 15, 2005

(The above hot chocolate,Crystal is one of the Juggies on the "Man Show".)

It was raining this morning.She came in and I was on the phone.I did not turn to her. It was a very important call.A call that could change the course of the political history of Nigeria.I finished the discussion on phone and noticed that she was on the computer.I thought she came to see my younger sister. Because, she is not my friend.She lives nearby.I was about to blog and she took over my seat and told me she wanted to chat on Yahoo Messenger with her sister in New Mexico."What is wrong with your own service at home?"I asked.Every home in our RA has access to the Internet. So, nobody from within the RA comes to use the Internet in another home, except something was wrong with their own computer or connection."There is virus in our computer," she replied.She is very physically appealing with a sweet name.Lovina.And looking at her from head to toes, Lovina should be loved.She was in a body hugging blouse with low neckline showing her cleavage with her bulging chest begging to be freed from her brassiere. And she was wearing tight fitting blue denim trousers with leather slippers.She was tempting.

To cut a long story short.She stayed for over five hours with me and I was just watching her to make sure of her intentions before jumping to conclusions.She told me that she is in entertainment and one of her elder sisters is an upcoming R&B singer in Nigeria. The other one is a model in South Africa, a walking tall hot chocolate I knew as far back as 1997 when she was one of my models.

Lovina got up and said she was leaving. But she returned again and stayed for another one hour. She is coming back tomorrow to learn how to blog.

I had to control myself for all the six hours she spent by my side infront of the computer. And she went to pee once. I noticed that she was tensed and I told her.I have good reasons for not trying to initiate my usual romantic overtures. Because, I don't know her very well. I mean It would be naive and hasty to conclude that she came to seduce me or try her luck with me. Again, something else could have made her to leave her place and decied to come and stay with me. Because, when my sister left, she still stayed for five hours preventing me from blogging.She was restless. All she told me was she wanted to chat with her sister in New Mexico on line. And she had her cell phone with her. I did not ask her why she couldn't call her sister on phone.

I felt like taking her into the bedroom and ask her to tell me what she really wanted. Friendship or relationship. Sex on the spot or just being with me. But, I decided to behave myself. Well, she is coming again tomorrow.The point is, if I know that I won't marry you, I will be careful before thinking of sex. I don't want to break the heart of any hot chocolate. She could be too hot to let go.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Michael Jackson said it pained him to see such tragedy happening to his fellow Americans. He added that he would reach out to his fellow artistes within the music industry to cooperate with him to help the victims of the catastrophe who have lost everything to overcome their grief.

The spokesperson for Michael Jackson, Raymone Bain said that thesong will be recorded on 2 Seas Records, the music label of Prince Abdulla Hamad Alkhalifa of Bahrain. All proceeds from the sale will be donated to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Michael Jackson has written a new song in response to the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina, and is currently in the process of finding recording artists to collaborate with him on the track to help aid for the victims of the natural disaster.

The song has a working title of From The Bottom Of My Heart and is part of a fundraising project titled From The Gulf To The Gulf according to Michael's spokesperson Raymone Bain, who released the following statement: "In response to the widespread devastation wrought by Hurricane Katrina, Recording Superstar Michael Jackson has been moved to pen a song, with the working title, From the Bottom of My Heart."

"It pains me to watch the human suffering taking place in the Gulf Region of my country," says Mr. Jackson. “My heart and prayers go out to every individual who has had to endure the pain and suffering caused by this tragedy. I will be reaching out to others within the music industry, to join me in helping to bring relief and hope to these resilient people who have lost everything."

The song will be recorded on 2 Seas Records, a label owned by Prince Abdulla Hamad Alkhalifa of Bahrain. All proceeds from the sale will be donated to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.Michael Jackson Latest NewsUsher Raymond has also called on Michael Jackson and Madonna to join other best selling Pop Stars to do a special benefit concert for the victims of hurricane Katrina. Just like the "We Are The World" of 1985 that famous artistes organised in Aid of the drought-stricken masses of Ethiopia.

Yeah, imagine the trouble this advert is causing for millions of girls all over the world on:"Want instant movie star lips? Hydroderm's lip enhancergloss naturally hydrates your lips. Apply it, wait about2 minutes and then look in the mirror. Your lips will benoticeably fuller, and sexier."

Yes. Angelina Jolie's full lips are okay. They are just like my lips.I love my lips and now I know why all those girls in Lagos, Nigeria were always coming closer and closer to my mouth.Of course, I love Kisses.

I still believe that I am the number one kisser on planet earth.And don't try to bet. Because, you will lose.Most married men should learn how to kiss.Kissing lessons are available. Now look the lips of this babe.Gosh.Some lips are made for kissing and not for gossiping.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Star actress Julia Stiles says she does not read newspapers.Why?Well, I don't blame her. Because, the garbage in and garbage out news in dailies these days is not different from the same thing you can hear in the pub around the corner or on the bus. I mean today's news is no longer news since the Internet took over main stream journalism.

Once CNN reports it, I blog it straight away before it comes out in print.In fact I am faster than the New York Times.The collapse of the Orange Revolution in Ukraine was breaking news on the CNN early Monday morning and I published it right away on UKRAINE.COM Here is the full report on Julia Stiles below.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Yes. I am in a sober mood today.Sorry no sex today.It is 9/11 memorial day.

Then, she sat down and looked at the piece of white paper in my right hand.I gave it to her. She gazed at it and read the words written in whispers."Light a Candle for me on every 9/11."She turned and gazed at me. Eyeball to eyeball."Who was she?""She?""Yes?""He was a fellow Nigerian who was working in the Twin Towers."She swallowed three lumps of her saliva and sat back on the sofa.I brought out the big red candle and we lit the candle and watched the candle burn silently.

Then, I asked her."Don't you think that rapists should be castrated?"She looked lost for a moment as she was wondering what the question had to do with 9/11?Of course, it was my typical boggy-woggy question. You would think it is absurd?"Were those suicide-bombers rapists?" She asked."All terrorists are rapists," I said.She wanted to laugh. But when she saw that I was looking serious, she muffled it."Yes. Rapists should be castrated," she agreed and nodded affirmatively.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Rugged Rapper 50 Cent has lashed Kanye West for his publicity stunts to generate more popularity in their rivalry.

Of course, I knew that Kanye West went ballistic, because of the ugly pictures of blacks looting in New Orleans and in actual fact, most of the people who were watching the CNN in our house thought New Orleans was in Africa. The African-Americans were looking even darker than many of us on the streets of Africa. I saw one that was looking like one particular tout at the Oshodi Motor Park in downtown Lagos in Nigeria. With weather-beaten gaunt face, goggling eyes, flat cheeks, big mouth that could not be closed and gangling limbs and he was feeding a baby that looked like him. I mean he was so pathetic that we couldn't believe that he was in America.

But, is George W. Bush to blame if these African-American evacuees in New Orleans are looking like refugees in Niger?

America is God's own country, the land of great opportunities and the land of great possibilities. I wonder why Americans still commit crime? In Nigeria, when people commit crime and even kill their victims, we would be screaming to the heavens in lamentations in fear and trembling that it must be the end of the world. And there is no social security in Nigeria.

The American government is giving out $2,000 to every grown up male and female victim of Hurricane Katrina as pocket money and we are saying these Americans are very fortunate. Because, in 2003, bombs in the Nigerian military barracks in Lagos exploded and over 1,000 people were killed in Lagos. But, the Federal Government of Nigeria did not even bother to compensate the victims. In fact, the wicked President of Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo left the country for holidays in another country in Europe. And no Nigerian KANYE WEST said anything against him. So, we thank God for America for having such a caring President as GEORGE W. BUSH. God loves America.

The news below is from MTV.com.

50 Cent has hit out at Kanye West, claiming his success is just a public reaction against his own gangster rap sound.

50 launched into the unprovoked rant while being interviewed about Mase’s future in G-Unit. Unprompted, he broke off and said: "I feel like Kanye West is successful because of me. After 50 Cent, (hip-hop fans) was looking for something non-confrontational, and they went after the first thing that came along. That was Kanye West, and his record took off."

The rapper, who is currently touring Europe, went on to add: “He puts together witty phrases and he's a great talent as a producer, but I still don't know who Kanye West is when I listen to him."

Hurricane Katrina may have passed, but its impact has had Kanye West taking a stand against US President George Bush. The effects of Katrina have divided US opinion, due mainly to the slow response from the federal government and the way black people have been depicted in devastated areas. West was appearing at a fundraising concert (the Concert for Hurricane Relief that aired on Friday 2 September on TV channel NBC) when he deviated from the pre-written script.

'I hate the way they portray us in the media,' West said, echoing recent sentiment that big media outlets are biased in how they present images of the hurricane victims. 'You see a black family, it says, 'They're looting.' You see a white family, it says, 'They're looking for food.' The controversy is part of the backlash stemming from the US government's slow response in sending aid to New Orleans and an order to curb looting by desperate families, as well as the publishing of pictures showing black people carrying goods away.

'It's been five days [waiting for federal help] because most of the people are black,' West alleged. 'And even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch.'

'I've even been shopping before giving a donation, so now I'm calling my business manager right now to see what is the biggest amount I can give... The way America is set up [is] to help the poor, the black people, the less well-off, as slow as possible. I mean, the Red Cross is doing everything they can. We already realize a lot of people that could help are at war right now, fighting another way - and they've given them permission to go down and shoot us!'

West concluded his unscripted comments by saying '[President] George Bush doesn't care about Black people.' NBC quickly cut away from West and censored West's speech out of the West coast rebroadcast which aired three hours later

Friday, September 09, 2005

If you are bored, go read them blogs.If you are depressed, go read them blogs too.I enjoy reading comments on blogs.How I wish I could post some of them comments I have read.I read some comments on some spammers who have also visited BoggyWoggy.Some comments were so funny that I felt sorry for the escort service girl.I mean, the commenter or commentator was so pissed that he would have kicked the sexy lady from behind if he saw her live. But, I would have just kissed her lips and suck her boobs in annoyance. Women love me when I am angry. Because, that is when I love most. Anger can keep me going for many rounds. Whenever my babe annoyed me, I just pull her up and give her the deeepest French Kisses and then lay her on ther rug and make her scream for more. I call it sex therapy. I don't waste my energy screaming and yelling. I will take a walk and think of the best styles of Kama Sutra. Then, I will get her some roses with fresh apples. I will return to the house and start sweet-talking her to wind her until she falls into my arms and finally lay her spread-eagle on the rug and show her the best part of me.Finis. The world is full of cogsIn the wheels of human progressYet they cannot stop me from wearing my clogsAs I walk to the promised land of success.I hear the croaking frogsThe croaking frogs squatting on the logsBut, I ignore their noise to post on my blogs.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Kinsey Institute for Research on Sex and other related subjects is working on how best we can make women happier on the bed,on the floor or wherever you choose for the bout. Because, no amount of lessons in Kama Sutra and doses of Viagra can satisfy many women who need something extra. The Kinsey Report is here for your benefit. And remember, you cannot find this comprehensive report anywhere else.Women with special cases can contact Kinsey or contact me for couselling only.

Using brain scanners to figure out what women wantPAUL ELIASAssociated Press

SAN FRANCISCO - Drug companies make $2.5 billion a year selling Viagra, Cialis and Levitra to help men enjoy sex. Since more women suffer from sexual dysfunction than men, developing a drug that could double those sales would seem to be a no-brainer.Yet the pharmaceutical industry has failed women miserably - there isn't a single sexual dysfunction drug on the market that can help them. Pfizer Inc. last year abandoned an eight-year Viagra study involving 3,000 women, conceding that its famous blue pill only works for men."I hate to say it, but women are much more complex than men," said Beverly Whipple, the sex researcher who co-wrote "The G-Spot.

"Viagra and its two competitors are rather blunt instruments - they work simply, by increasing blood flow down below. Women who take the drugs tend to experience the same physical effect, but this alone rarely satisfies them."You are not going to make a product by looking at what works in men and apply it to women," said Amy Allina, program director at the National Women's Health Network in Washington D.C. "That does reflect, in part, a lack of knowledge of what is underlying women's sexual problems.

"The latest research - being done by academics, rather than commercial drug companies - suggests a neurological solution is needed. Because when it comes to achieving orgasms, women are more affected by mood, self-esteem and other issues of the psyche than men.While Pfizer and other pharmaceutical titans have abandoned the pursuit of a Viagra for females as too complicated, a growing number of university researchers are reporting progress with the help of brain scanners and other technology.Yes, they're watching women's brains while they have orgasms. And they're coming to some interesting conclusions.

For example, by studying paralyzed women who can still experience orgasm, they discovered that for women, the vagus nerve appears to be quite important, and therefore may be a promising target for drugs. This nerve - which is outside the spinal cord - carries information to areas of the brain that control mood."We basically found the areas of the brains that are activated in orgasm in women," said Barry Komisaruk, who worked with Whipple on this research, which is being funded by the federal government and the Christopher Reeve Paralysis Foundation.Brain scans measure the blood flow of research volunteers, whose heads are strapped tightly down inside the noisy machines. When brain cells start firing in a part of the brain that governs a particular emotion or activity, they need more oxygen, which is carried by the blood.

During a brain scan, active regions of the brain can be seen lighting up on a computer monitor.The scans reveal something else about women - during orgasms, the pain centers in their brains shut down, and pleasure centers - the same ones that become active when people ingest cocaine - light up.But a big problem with these scans - done through magnetic resonance imaging - is that no machine yet built is designed to simultaneously monitor both the brain and the body. And even if they could, the images' clarity would be muddied by "background noise" such as hand movements.

That's why Komisaruk is currently studying the brains of women who can self-stimulate purely through thought - an apparently rare attribute that eliminates the noise - as he seeks to find out exactly what makes women tick during sex."The strange thing is that everyone knows that it all happens between the ears and not between the legs," said Gert Holstege, a leading sexual researcher at Groningen University in The Netherlands.

In June, Holstege published one of the first studies that mapped brain activity during orgasm for men and women, who were stimulated by their partners.Among other results, Holstege found that the part of the brain thought to control fear and anxiety - the amygdala - deactivated during orgasm for both women and men.He acknowledged that his data for men is a little suspect - however - because they don't orgasm long enough to take a proper brain scan.Brain scanning technology has been available for close to 20 years, but is only now being used to study sex. Researchers attribute the delay to several factors, including managerial skepticism and government reluctance to fund much of the work.

"In the United States people are little more reserved when it comes to sex than in the Netherlands," said Holstege. He said that his U.S. colleagues told him they'd be afraid to propose such a project to their own bosses.Sex research using brain scans is only just getting started, and scientists warn that any potential new drugs - or even better diagnoses of sexual dysfunction - are years away.Still, many researchers - including those at the Kinsey Institute for Research, Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University - see brain scans as an important tool."We tried to come to conclusions about the brain through all kinds of detours," said Erick Janssen, a Kinsey researcher. "This is a much more direct way to do it."ON THE

Monday, September 05, 2005

I mean the names of these streets are already telling us all about the areas such as the Flood Street in Louisiana and there is also the Canal Street in New Orleans.So, they were no strangers to the deluge of Hurricane Katrina!

I hope they will not now name a street Hurricane Street or Katrina Street.I mean we should not call ourselves bad names.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

I am wondering how we can meet again and start all over again from where we stopped our wild wild West romance.

Do you remember those days we painted the town red and all the other guys and dolls were jealous. Because, they had never seen such a love affair as hot as the one we enjoyed day and night.

You know why I posted the pix above?Because, she reminds me of you. Big and beautiful with your voluptuous orb throbbing as you were breathing as we slept during those our steamy 11 days and 11 nights of passion.

Somina, please, get in touch with me as soon as you read this my post of love to you and you alone, my big and beautiful leading lady.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

While we are busy wondering why black rappers love the gangsterism that is doing more harm than good to the public image and the reputation of African-Americans, many other blacks were also busy looting shops and homes in New Orleans instead of helping their fellow humans as they were suffering and dying in the catastrophe of hurricane Katrina. And I saw one of them even shamelessly laughing when the CNN reporter was telling him that looting was wrong. I mean this gangling black guy with dreadlocks was not even feeling any guilt as he was stealing from those who were victims of the worst hurricane that the people of New Orleans have ever seen. It was like hell broke loose and the demons descended on New Orleans in the mayhem of the horrific hurricane Katrina. But, governor Kathleen Blanco of Louisiana has now wiped the smiles off the ugly faces of the looters as she ordered that looters should be shot.

Shoot-and-kill order in New Orleans

Baton Rouge, Reuters/uni, pti:

Former presidents Clinton and Bush Sr are going to lead a campaign to raise funds for relief and rehabilitation of hurricane victims.

Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco has warned rioters and looters in New Orleans that National Guard troops are under her orders to “shoot and kill” to end the rampant violence in the city in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Announcing the arrival of 300 Arkansas National Guard troops in New Orleans fresh from service in Iraq on Thursday, Ms Blanco said, “these troops are battle-tested. They have M-16s and are locked and loaded.”

“These troops know how to shoot and kill and I expect they will,” she said.

Before the troops headed toward the region, a mighty explosion rattled the outskirts of New Orleans and the ruined city’s frayed nerves on Friday.

US Rep Charlie Melancon, a Democrat, said 100 people in his district southeast of New Orleans have died as a by-product of the violence that has gripped the city after Katrina slammed into the region on Monday, causing massive flooding.

Those who died, Melancon said, had been waiting at a warehouse pier along the Mississippi River in Chalmette, Louisiana, to be picked up for evacuation. They had received little food and no water since Monday or Tuesday.

“They were afraid they would have to go through New Orleans (to deliver the supplies),” Melancon said.

The Ray star, who performed at the awards with Kanye West, admits he was distressed by rap mogul Suge Knight's shooting on Saturday night and then again at the VMAs when Fat Joe and 50 Cent's war of words went public.

After Fat Joe poked fun at 50's entourage live on stage, the In Da Club rapperretaliated by ending his performance with a obscenities-laced rant at Joe.

Foxx believes the feuding rappers ruined the evening. Now he fears another Tupac Shakur /Notorious BIG war, which left both rappers dead.

He says: "I love all of those guys, man… (but) if Tupac and Biggie taught youanything, let it go, man. I've been in the game for 20 years. I've seen themcome and go. You don't want anything tragic to happen."