Kids These Days: Boy Gets Intentionally Hit By Car But Flips And Lands On His Feet

REALLY. Don’t try this at home. Please. Yesterday we highlighted the new eyeball licking epidemic. Before that was condom snorting and freebasing booze. We’re sure as the months and years roll on, some kid will think of something incredibly insane to do.

Today’s kid of the day is a buckwild young gentleman named Daniel Jensen a/k/a @Friekenwork on Twitter who was trying to jump over a moving car, but actually ends up doing . In the video, Jensen’s female friend drives super fast, hits him, and he flips but lands on his feet. He immediately runs up to her car. She looks dazed and says she “can’t see” and “can’t drive.” We can’t tell if that’s from her cracked windshield or the shock of almost killing her friend?

Here’s what Jensen wrote in his description:

“I meant to jump over my friend’s car and I proved that I could jump high enough. She drove towards me at 40 mph and I jumped way to late and got hit by the car. Somehow I ended up doing a side flip and when I opened my eyes I saw the ground and landed on my feet. I was in so much shock I just ran away from the car trying to get my mind together. This is not fake, I have background footage and pictures of my legs and her windshield and all that. You can also see the windshield being busted if you slow down the first clip enough.”

Slow down the clip? We don’t know whether to be impressed or puke from vicarious fear.