Every Christmas, Kimora Lee Simmons takes all the kids she had with Russell Simmons and various and sundry other men and meets up with Russell and whatever random young model he brings along to rub in her face for a family vacation. For two months prior to the blended family vacation, Kimora consumes nothing but the aluminum can linings from her crappy signature Ginseng drinks to induce dramatic weight loss. She needs to look good for this moment when Russell reveals the teen girl he’s in love with this year. You think the President in a geopolitical crisis or LeBron in Game 7 feels pressure? Bullshit compared to having to wear a bikini in front of the ex-husband’s teen model lay. I’m not even a chick and I can feel that fucking tension.