Fark Apple... If they could, they'd patent the farking egg. Jesus, there is some amount of design that is naturally going to follow, otherwise those cocksmokers would be responsible for stalling development across the planet. I'm sick of these bullshiat corporations and their goddam monopolistic crap. We're the ones who suffer, both the the slobbering iFans, who can't wait to throw their 1 year old iDevice in the trash to spend even more on one with less buttons or more blinking lights than the previous model, and those of us who DON'T want to buy this shiat, but can't find a product because everyone's afraid Apple will drag them into court for the next 50 years.

Farking Apple, can't take their billions upon billions and just be happy that they have a shiat-ton of money, they want a planet full of moronic mouth breathing clones filling up landfills and emptying their wallets on a monthly basis.