Instinct, by David Beckham. What does it smell of?

I’ve yet to smell the delights of Instinct, Beckham’s new fragrance. Does it boast a top-note of metrosexuality, with undertones of underachievement and shredded sarong? Has anyone out there actually bought it? If you have, add a comment and let us know what you think of Eau de Becks. What I do know is that in the advert for Instinct (see above) he looks severely constipated.