"It's tough to get that
sexual point of view across on television. Hopefully I have made it possible for
somebody on broadcast television to do a rear-entry scene in three years. Maybe
that will be my legacy."
– Ryan Murphy, Creator of the
pornographic FX series
Nip/Tuck

Cable began as an alternate television service to households
where reception of over-the-air TV signals was poor, and has since expanded into
a multi-billion dollar industry. Between traditional cable service and
satellite television, most basic cable channels reach upwards of 85% Americans,
making advertiser-supported basic cable nearly as pervasive as broadcast
television.
With so little family programming available on
the broadcast networks, it's no surprise that millions of parents choose to
subscribe to some kind of basic cable package in order to gain access to
wholesome and educational programming available on a handful of cable networks.
But to access these networks, parents are also forced to pay for channels they
don't want and that actually make their job as a parent much more difficult.
Now, in addition to trying to protect their children from the filth on Fox, NBC,
UPN, and the other broadcast networks, they also have to try to protect their
children from the much more explicit fare on MTV, FX, Comedy Central, and the
like.

Offering parents the ability to
choose the channels they want, and to pay only for those channels, puts power
back in the hands of the consumer and forces the producers of indecent or
violent programming to fund their own raunch. These morally degrading networks
have been carried on the backs of American consumers long enough. It is time
for this extortion to end.

CABLE CONTENT

The following examples are
taken from a broad range of cable channels that are part of most basic or
expanded basic cable packages. The programs listed below aired during all times
of day, from early in the afternoon to late at night.

OBSCENE LANGUAGE

Laguna Beach
- MTV - 10/26/04

Kristin, drunk, dances on a pole on a table in
the bar. Steven gets mad at her.

Steven: "What the [bleeped ‘fuck's'] your deal,
bitch? Hey, get up on the bar. You look real good, slut."

Comedy Central has aired this
R-rated movie several times, unedited. The film, which only narrowly avoided an
NC-17 rating by the MPAA, contains over 130 uses of "fuck." Other foul-language
used in the film includes, "pig fucker," "butt fucking S.O.B.," "Horse fucker,"
etc…

Season on the Brink – ESPN
3/10/02

Knight: "What the fuck are you doing out there?
…Get the fuck out of my sight… Get the hell out of my face. What the fuck is
going on in your head? Get the fuck out of my sight. Fuck Darryl Thomas. Fuck
him. Three years working with the son of a bitch… You haven't hit an inside
basket since Jesus Christ was lecturing in Omaha… Get in the
fucking locker room. Haven't done a goddamn thing since we've been here."

Knight: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! You fucking
guys…"

Knight: "You're the worst fucking pussy I've ever
seen…"

Knight: "You are a fucking pussy from the top of
your head to the bottom of your goddamn feet. That's my assessment of you after
three goddamn years, Darryl. A fucking pussy. The rest of you are no goddamn
better… I don't give a damn what you do. Get him out of here. Get him the fuck
out."

Knight: "You guys think I was a prick last year?"

EXPLICIT DIALOGUE

Striperella – SPIKE TV
7/3/03

TV talk show host Sally Rose reaches across her
desk, grabs Striperella's hand, and caresses her face with it.

Sally: "So, tell me… a woman with such beautiful
features – luscious lips, supple breasts, firm, lickable thighs – you must get a
lot of action."

Sex and the City - TBS
6/29/04

Samantha calls Carrie and tells
her about her night having sex with Jon. During their conversation there are
flashes of Samantha and Jon having sex.

Samantha: "I am so wiped… I
mean, literally, I've been done every way you can be done… We did it with him on
top, me on top, me on my side..."

Carrie: "Him on his side?"

Samantha: "Oh God, yes. On his
back, all over him. Have you ever done that? Well, do it immediately, it was
fabulous. These guys in their 20s, they're up for anything… I didn't sleep at
all."

Stan asks Chef (a cafeteria
worker) "How do you make a woman like you..." the adult says "You just have to
find the clitoris." Stan sets out to find out what a clitoris is. He tries
looking it up on the internet and ends up visiting a pornographic website.

South
Park– Comedy Central
8/1/01

Mr. Garrison: "Ok children, now
I want to review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual
positions we talked about?"

The tiny little kindergarten
kids volunteer answers.

"Missionary position."

Mr. Garrison: "Missionary
position, good a little boring, but tried and true."

"Doggie."

Mr. Garrison: "That's right,
doggie style we went over."

"Pile driver."

Mr. Garrison: "Uh-huh, the pile
driver position, good, Quake."

"The filthy sanchez?"

Mr. Garrison: "Yes good Flora,
you remembered the filthy sanchez."

"Hot Carl?"

Mr. Garrison: "Yes, you can
give your partner the old hot Carl, sure."

South
Park– Comedy Central
8/1/01

Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik
are working on their lesson plans again at her house.

Mr. Mackey: "So apparently the
lesson plan for tomorrow is supposed to involve the secretion of bodily fluids."

Mr. Mackey suggests they should
come up with an alternative lesson plan.

Ms. Choksondik: "Something
about how nerve endings play an important part in intercourse.

Mr. Mackey: "Right, right, like
in the nipples."

Ms. Choksondik: "Or the shaft
of the penis."

Mr. Mackey: "It says here that
the head of the penis is actually the most sensitive part."

Ms. Choksondik: "Oh yes, the
nerve endings are at the most concentrated at the tip of the penis like they are
in the clitoris of the woman."

Mr. Mackey: "These are the two
areas most important to sexual stimulation."

They kiss.

Mr. Mackey: "I've been thinking
about you a lot Ms. Choksondik."

Ms. Choksondik: "Oh yeah, what
do you do when you think about me?"

Mr. Mackey: "I go crazy."

Ms. Choksondik: "Do you touch
yourself?"

Mr. Mackey: "Yeah."

They both take their shirts
off. Ms. Choksondik's animated breasts are briefly visible. Ms. Choksondik
takes off Mr. Mackey's jeans and his underwear. He takes off her underwear.
They are shown from the waist up, but shown throwing the underwear across the
room after bending out of sight to remove them from each other. He performs
oral sex on her.

Ms. Choksondik: "It's your
turn."

She kneels in front of him to
give him oral sex.

Ms. Choksondik: "Do you want
me?"

Mr. Mackey: "I do."

Ms. Choksondik: "Tell me."

Mr. Mackey: "I want you."

Ms. Choksondik: "Wait, wait,
wait, do you have a condom?"

Mr. Mackey: "No."

Ms. Choksondik: "Oh well,
[bleeped "fuck"] it."

They have sex on the floor, out
of sight.

Ms. Choksondik: "Oh god, give
it to me."

Mr. Mackey: "Yeah."

Ms. Choksondik: "That's it,
that's it."

Mr. Mackey: "Oh, it feels so
good. Mmmm.."

STRIPPERS/NUDITY

Wild Boyz - MTV
10/30/03

Chris and Steve watch a Baboon
playing with its penis.

Chris: "Sometimes man's mere
presence can spoil a baboon's erection in a matter of seconds."

Steve: "Maybe if we pull out
our wieners, he'll be more comfortable."

Steve and Chris pull out their
penises in front of the baboon.

Striperella – SPIKE TV
6/26/03

Opening credits involve Striperella stripping to
a theme song that describes her as a "Playboy cutie, 0069." There are close-ups
of her breasts and buttocks, as well as a close-up of her removing her underwear
that is immediately followed by the launch of a large rocket. At the end, her
bra flies off her body at the camera.

Erotica comes out and begins to strip. She
begins by bending backwards on the pole and rubbing her hand over her upper
body. Then she turns and comes to squat in front of a man's face. His head is
between her legs and she thrusts her crotch at him. Her shirt is laced up the
front, she is showing a lot of cleavage, and her nipples are visible through the
fabric. As she dances, the men become more and more excited. One man is
receiving a lap dance with the stripper facing him, straddling his lap. He
pushes her aside to watch Erotica strip. Erotica returns to the pole and begins
pumping her buttocks, with thong visible, up and down in the air. Erotica runs
her hands down her neck and onto her breasts, she caresses her breasts, then
removes the laces holding her top together.

The Anna Nicole Show – E! 9/8/02

Anna and her assistant Kimmy
are watching the Chippendale dancers. A stripper unzips his pants and turns so
his backside faces the audience. He is wearing a thong and his naked buttocks
are blurred. The stripper is pulling his thong down and the full buttocks are
blurred. He is now nude. Another stripper is dancing seductively in front of
Anna while she drinks her champagne and rubs his chest.

Anna: "There was a male strip
club in Texas
and, um, they were doing dances for us, the girls, and I just love to have males
dancing around. It really makes me hot."

One naked stripper is showing
pouring water on himself. His buttocks are blurred also. Another stripper is
slapping a woman's buttocks. One man is standing behind a woman thrusting his
pelvis from behind into a woman. Another man is rubbing a woman down the sides
of her body. One stripper is shown in the center of a circle thrusting his
pelvis into a woman. Another man's naked buttocks are blurred.

Anna: "They were bringing women
up on stage acting like they were doing them and stuff."

One of the strippers pulls Anna
on stage. They sit her in a chair and sing a song for her. A man (dressed as an
electrician or plumber) begins dancing in front of her. He places her hands on
his buttocks and continues dancing. Another stripper places Anna's hands on her
chest and jiggles her breasts.

Anna: "We wasn't tired so we
wanted to go see some girl strippers. So we went to this new club called
Jaguars." Anna dances with a pole (like the strippers) because the strippers
asked her to. One stripper's bare chest is shown, but it is blurred.

Kimmy is receiving a lap dance
from one of the strippers. The stripper's bare chest is blurred. Kimmy rubs the
woman's thigh and grabs onto it. Another stripper is bouncing up and down on
Kimmy's lap while Kimmy slaps her buttocks. All of the strippers are topless
(their breasts are blurred). Howard is also receiving a lap dance and rubbing
the woman's thighs. The woman reaches down between Howard's legs to rub his
penis.

One woman is wearing a thong
and Howard slaps her buttocks while she is giving him a lap dance. Anna receives
a lap dance and the stripper is rubbing Anna's breasts.

Anna: "Boobs everywhere!"

The woman rubs her hand between
her legs. It is hard to tell if she is rubbing her own or Anna's genitalia.

One of the strippers wanted to
show Anna her fake breasts and Anna says, "I love your titties (bleeped)." Anna
is feeling the stripper's naked breasts and so is Howard. Three women are on
Howard's lap, gyrating against and touching him and one another in an orgiastic
pile. Two women are lying across Anna's lap while another slaps their bare
bottoms. Strippers are shown rubbing each other's breasts. Anna is shown
slapping a stripper's bare buttocks. Another stripper grabs Anna's breast.
Howard is shown grabbing a stripper's breast.

Anna and Howard are grinding
their pelvises into each other as though they are having sex. Both are
clothed. Howard grabs Anna's breast. Anna is sitting on a couch with some of
the strippers. Howard is dancing in front of them, rubbing his genitals. Two
strippers are giving Anna a lap dance on the couch.

MASTURBATION

Sex and the City -
TBS -
7/20/04

Charlotte and Carrie are in
yoga class and whispering.

Charlotte:
"I think I broke my vagina... With the rabbit [vibrator]."

Carrie: "Oh, so you've been
using it?"

Charlotte:
"Yes! I'm scared if I keep using it, I'll never be able to enjoy sex with a man
again… Have you ever been with a man, you know, and he's like, he's doing
everything and it feels good but somehow you just can't manage to..."

Carrie: "Come?"

Charlotte:
"Shhh, Yeah, what's weird, cause like, with the rabbit, it's like, every time,
boom! And one time, I came for like, 5 minutes! …No man ever did that."

Carrie: "Well, you could still
enjoy sex with a man and the rabbit."

Nip/Tuck – FX
8/3/04

Adrian:
"You wanna jerk off or something?"

Matt: "What?"

Adrian:
"Before the old lady comes back? Relax? I gotta take it when I can get it.
There's no locks in the house and the only privacy I can get is out here when
she's in there."

Matt: "Yeah well, it's not
appropriate and don't ask me that again."

Adrian:
"Right, you need to save your load for my mom, anyway."

Hugh Heffner Roast – Comedy Central
4/25/01

Jimmy Kimmel: "When I think of Hugh Heffner, what
comes to mind is rubbing my dong until it squirts. He is an inspiration to
masturbation. He's the George Washington of jacking-off. I could go on and on,
but what can you say about Heff that hasn't already been mumbled incoherently by
thousands of young women with his [bleeped ‘cock'] in their mouth? And still,
despite his age, one woman alone can not satiate Heff's sexual appetite. Look
at this table. This man has seven girlfriends and no erections. Viagra isn't
just keeping you hard, it's keeping you alive. I've read just about every issue
of Playboy since I was 15-years-old, and not once did I see a Playmate
list as one of her turn-ons [bleeped ‘fucking'] a 75-year-old man."

Adam Carolla: "My dad told me he was forced to
beat-off to a charcoal drawing of a vagina on a piece of driftwood. My
grandfather had a sadder tale. He said he would drop his pants and lay in a
field until a cloud came along in the shape of a tit."

Satan and Saddam Hussein are
presented as homosexual lovers in Hell. As such, we see them in bed watching TV.
Saddam tells him, "You know how to turn my crank...I'm getting so hot." We then
see Saddam rhythmically moving his hand at his crotch under the covers. Satan
then asks him if sex is the only thing that matters to him. Saddam then replies
that they should shut off the lights and get close. As the lights go off, we
hear some brief sexually related sounds and Saddam saying, "You like that, don't
you bitch?"

Later, Saddam tells Satan, "I
don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean" and then adds "Let's fuck."
He then reaches under the covers and pulls out a detached penis (actually a
picture of a real one, not a cartoon drawing). He then pulls out another one and
throws it over at Satan.

The Man Show– Comedy Central 2/23/03

Episode contains a parody of a
Time/Life commercial for a book series on the history of pornography.

Host: "A world of peril. A
century of crisis. A nation rises to greatness, and through it all, there was
creamy, satisfying porn. [A woman in black lingerie is shown rubbing the
insides of her thighs and her buttocks.] Decade after decade of spunk-covered
decade of shameless filth, woven into the jizz-stained fabric of American
culture, and now you can own it all. Welcome to the wondrous world of
pornography [a collection of books is shown with titles including A Hole New
World, Pubes (which shows a woman shaving her crotch on the cover),
Fists of Fury, Hurts So Good], from The Man Show and the
Publishers of Prime-Life Books.

"From prehistoric cave drawings
of Neanderthal women pleasuring the Wooly Mammoth [we see a cave drawing of a
woman with a Wooly Mammoth's trunk in her mouth] to cutting-edge 21st century
virtual dildonics [we see a man in his underwear gyrating while watching porn
through his virtual reality head gear], this multi-volume set is your guide to
porn. With all its richness and history and fluids and stuff. The 15-volume
wondrous world of porn takes you on a journey from the bell-bottoms, tube socks,
and coke-whores of the ‘70s to the double-anal years of the late ‘90s [Close-up
of a woman's face. Her mouth is open wide and she is cross-eyed. Caption under
the picture says "Ouch"]

"Volume 2, the pioneers, those
delightful vaginas of yesteryear [Book cover with the subtitle "Legendary Labia"
is shown], and you'll meet their donkey-schlonged male counterparts in Volume 3:
"Angry, Purple, and Veiny." [Book cover shows a man with what looks like a
salami sticking out of his underpants. Subtitle of the book reads "King Dong."]
[Package is shown sitting on a doorstep with a sticker that reads "100% Pure
Porn!!! Open immediately and masturbate]…

"On every lavishly-illustrated
page, you'll find old friends and surprising facts. [Man and woman are shown
reading a book called "When Harry Met Gary" which depicts two men hugging on the
cover. Woman's head disappears behind the book, implying that she is performing
oral sex on the man.]

"Each volume is handsomely
bound in elegant latex and treated with spank resistant scotch-guard. [A white
liquid substance lands on the cover of one of the books and is wiped-away with a
napkin.] When life says no, porn says yes. And we want you to say yes to this
special offer. Order now and you'll receive The Money Shot [cover shows a
woman with her mouth open. Subtitle is ‘Mr. Load's Wild Ride.']

"…Call now. Don't you owe it to
your penis? I'm going to settle up with my guy, right now." [The host of the
show is standing sideways with a very visible erection in his pants.]

At the end of the commercial,
Adam says he bought two sets, one for him, one for his godchild.

SouthPark– Comedy Central
8/1/01

Cartman masturbates his dog,
saying the 5th graders told him how to "milk his dog." The dog ejaculates into
Cartman's face.

Eric repeats the phrase "red
rocket" over and over again as he masturbates his dog.

Stan: "Cartman, what the hell
are you doing?"

Eric: "I'm milking the dog.
They make dog milk."

Kyle: "No they don't."

Eric: "Yeah, hold on a minute,
the fifth graders showed us how to do it. Red rocket, come on dog, red rocket."

The dog ejaculates.

Stan: "Whoa cool!"

Kyle: "That's awesome."

Eric: "I told you guys."

Stan: "I had no idea dogs made
milk, do it again."

Eric: "Dumb ass, you can only
milk a dog once every few hours. It doesn't work if you beat off a dog right
away."

Kyle: "You beat off?"

Eric: "That's what it's called
when you milk a dog, beating off. Don't you guys know anything?"

ORAL SEX

SouthPark– Comedy Central
7/11/01

Eric is in a field trying to
train a pony to bite Scott's penis off. He has a scarecrow with a fake penis
and encourages the pony to bite it.

Samantha: "Who cares? His dick
is like a gherkin. I feel so terrible! I'm a bad person."

Carrie: "Oh look, we've all
been there."

Miranda: "That's for sure. I
was once with a guy the size of one of those little golf pencils. I didn't know
if he was trying to have sex with me or erase me."

Miranda: "Let's not lose
perspective; there are ways to work around this."

Charlotte:
"…How is he with his tongue?"

Rescue Me – FX
9/01/04

Siletti: "...Paula's older, but
she's great. She's the person who taught me how to please a woman...I mean
sexually. She taught me how to do the Venus Butterfly."

Tommy: "What the hell's that?"

Siletti: "It's a sexual thing,
a position, I guess."

Tommy: "And?"

Siletti: "So, you're doin' oral
on a chick... So you start with just the tongue, and you put your fingers in her
area, and you have another finger workin' the other area."

Sean: "…So what, you put two
fingers in the front and one in the back, how does that work?"

Siletti: "It's easy." He
gestures with his middle and index finger and pinky. The ring finger is bent.

Sean: "...This actually works?"

Siletti: "Oh yeah, never fails,
drives chicks crazy."

Sean: "I'm doin' it."

Nip/Tuck – FX
6/29/04

Christian is shown standing up,
moaning, and shirtless.

It seems he's receiving oral
sex.

Christian: "Oh yeah, slow it
down, that's better. Now use both hands…. And don't be afraid to use that,
either, sweetheart."

Girl: "It might help more if
you paid me a little attention first."

Christian: "First come, first
served. Why didn't you say so?"

He lays back on the bed and the
camera pulls back. The girls is shown fully nude from the back. She crawls up
on the bed with Christian.

Christian: "Saddle up."

She moves forward and straddles
his face below the camera line.

She holds a pillow in front of
her breasts as she he performs oral sex on her.

She moans with pleasure, then
looks panicked.

Girl: "Oh my God!

Christian (voice muffled): "You
like that, don't you, huh?"

Girl: "Down!"

Christian: "Sweetheart, I can't
go down any further than I already am."

Christian latter appears at
work with a bandage on his nose. When his assistant asks him what happened, he
says, "The model that was sitting on my face this morning jammed her entire
pussy…."

The Shield - FX
4/6/04

Vic and two guys from the strike team enter a house looking
for Diego. They walk in on Diego performing oral sex on his girlfriend. The
girl is lying on her back totally naked with her legs spread apart. Diego's
head is between her legs near her crotch. She is covering her breasts with one
arm. Diego is in his boxer shorts. When Vic and the others enter, she pulls
back and covers herself.

THREESOMES

Real World XII: Las Vegas
- MTV 9/24/02

Trishelle begins a sexual
relationship with housemate Steven on only their second day in the house. In a
camera confessional, her roommate Brynn complains about having to listen to
Trishelle and Steven being intimate in the next bed, but adds that she wouldn't
mind partaking in some activity with both of them. Later in the episode, the
housemates are all out at a club together. Brynn, Trishelle, and Steven are all
intoxicated. On the dance floor of the club, Brynn and Trishelle kiss
passionately. Later that night, they return to the house and the three of them
are in a hot tub together, the girls in skimpy bikinis, Steve in swimming
trunks. The three of them are kissing, touching, and fondling one another.
Later, the activity moves to the bedroom. Trishelle, wearing only a towel, is
in bed with Steven who is also wearing only a towel. Brynn goes into to room and
climbs on top of them in bed. One of the girls can be heard saying, "Oh, my
gosh! This is so naked!"

Rescue Me – FX
9/01/04

Siletti goes to the apartment
of Andrew's girlfriend to apologize for turning down their offer for a ménage a
trois. He and Geneva end up kissing and falling to the bed. She takes off his
shirt and gives him Viagra.

Siletti: "Oh...I don't need
Viagra."

Geneva:
"Well, how many times can you go without it? ‘Cause if the number is less than
five, you're gonna need it."

Siletti and Geneva are in bed;
he kisses her chest (she is still in her bra), and moves down her body, she
moans and then cuffs him to the bed.

Siletti: "Whoa, I'm not into
anything too kinky." Andrew, Geneva's boyfriend comes out of the closet, naked,
holding a camera.

Siletti: "I meant what I
said...I'm not really into the whole three way thing."

Andrew: "Really? (looking down
the bed) By the looks of things, you could have fooled me."

Siletti: "Hey, that's the
Viagra!"

Andrew: "Why are we even
talking? We should be doing some other things. Hi, Sweetie." He kisses
Geneva
and gets on the bed, behind her and grabs Siletti's arm and holds it down.
"She's so sweet, isn't she? How can you resist her Mikey? I couldn't." Mike
asks Geneva for help, but she just covers his mouth.

Nip/Tuck – FX
9/9/03

Matt, a high-schooler, is in bed with Vanessa and Ridley.
Both girls are naked, and are shown sitting on the bed from behind. Vanessa
appears to be fondling Matt's penis.

Nip/Tuck – FX
8/17/04

Sean and Christian have a
ménage a trois with a prostitute. They are shown in various permutations and
positions.

ANAL SEX

Insomniac with Dave Attell – Comedy Central
9/9/01

Dave talks to
two teenaged boys about sodomy. The boys look to be about 13 to 16-years-old.

Boy 1: "I
thought sodomy was illegal, man."

Dave: "Do you
know what it is?"

Boy 1: "Butt
sex."

Dave: "That's
alright; you can say it proudly with the chin up. Anal sex."

Boy 1: "Butt
[bleeped ‘fucking']."

Dave: "Butt
[bleeped ‘fucking']. I know, butt [bleeped ‘fucking'] sounds like an event in
the Olympics. Not yet. It's also oral sex. Am I right?"

Dave:
"[Bleeped ‘rim'] jobs? There's no better way to wake up than a [Bleeped ‘rim']
job. Everybody say ‘sodomy.'"

Boys:
"Sodomy."

Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon – SPIKE
TV
6/26/03

Ren and Stimpy are tiny vermin living inside a
drunk's mouth. They are about to go to sleep when Stimpy starts making eyes at
Ren, then reaches over to rub his back.

Ren: "I'm sorry, Stimpy, but I'm just too damn
tired tonight. I just got to get some sleep. Bugger off, okay?"

Later, as Ren and Stimpy are asleep, the sleeping
man's uvula begins to swing up and down with his snoring. It gets longer and
longer until it hits Ren in the buttocks. It continues to do this, settling
between the cleavage in Ren's buttocks in a kind of licking motion, then
snapping back. Ren wakes up and slaps Stimpy, then grabs him by the neck.

Ren: "What did I just tell you? Who's the
pitcher, who's the catcher?"

Stimpy: "You're the pitcher, I'm the catcher.
You're the pitcher, I'm the catcher."

Ren is standing beside the screen in a baseball
uniform throwing a ball in the air. "Are you ready for a speedball, my little
blumpkin pumpkin?"

Stimpy, now dressed in a catcher's uniform, turns
and points his buttocks at Ren. Ren throws the ball hard at the hole in the
catcher's mitt attached to Stimpy's buttocks. Stimpy is sent flying into the
bed. Ren dives in after him and they bounce around the bed beneath the sheets.

Sex and the City - TBS
6/29/04

Charlotte Samantha, Carrie, and
Miranda talk about Brian's request for their relationship in a cab.

Charlotte
(quoting Brian): "We've been seeing each other for a couple of weeks, I really
like you, tomorrow night after dinner, I'd like us to have anal sex."

Samantha: "All I'm saying is
this is a physical expression that the body is designed to experience. And
P.S., it's fabulous… All I'm saying is, with the right guy and the right
lubricant..."

Suddenly there is a harsh stop
in the car and their bodies are thrown forward.

Striperella: "Yeah, I've just started a new
charity called Animals Need Universal Support, or ANUS."

Sally: "Anytime you want to plug ANUS on my show,
I'll be more than happy to have you."

Striperella – SPIKE TV

Striperella: "You guys have made like, seven
molds of my ass. What happened to the one you just made?"

Hal: "Bernard took it home and he, uh, he broke
it."

Nip/Tuck – FX
10/14/03

Sean walks in on Escobar having sex with his girlfriend. It
is very graphic. We see Escobar thrusting into her from behind. She is
gyrating with him. The woman is naked and her naked breasts can be seen.
Escobar: "Now you watch this and realize that if I wanted it, this could be your
wife." Escobar resumes having sex with the girl from behind while Sean watches.

KINKY SEX AND FETISHES

Nip/Tuck – FX
8/24/04

Sean has sex with the Kimber
Henry sex doll prototype. He uses the doll to engage in oral, anal, and vaginal
sex. While having sex with the doll, he sometimes imagines it is his estranged
wife, Julia. She is facing away from him, as he penetrates her from behind.
She looks pained and asks him to stop as his thrusts become more forceful and
violent. Later that evening, Kimber comes over and realizes what he's done.
The two have sex.

Insomniac with Dave Attell – Comedy Central
8/19/01

Announcer at
Stinky's Peep Show: "How many people enjoy it when you see fine European cuisine
eaten out of the crotch of a 300 pound hot dog by two underage girls?"

Two girls in
school uniforms and pigtails gyrate on stage. Customers put money in the waist
bands of their skirts to watch them suggestively lick baguettes and simulate
oral sex. An overweight man in a hot dog costume eats whipped cream off of one
woman's stomach; then the women grind against each other while sitting on his
lap. The man in the hot dog costume gets down on his hands and knees while one
of the girls grinds against his buttocks.

Nip/Tuck – FX
9/9/03

Mia: "Think of the scene as a
sexual buffet, with the finest of gourmet foods. You can eat all you want or
you can nibble. For your protection each of the rooms comes with a complete
array of condoms."

Kimber: "Rooms?"

Mia: "Pleasure chambers. Orgy. Voyeur. Role play. Girl on
girl."

We see people having sex on the
floor of one the rooms. We can see what looks like a woman on top of another
woman. The woman on top is wearing a thong and we can see her buttocks.

Troy takes Kimber to the girl on girl room. Women are in
thongs, where you can see the buttocks of multiple women. Women are kissing.
Woman: "Can she come out and play."

This woman is referring to
Kimber, and obviously wants to have sex with her.

The woman escorts Kimber over
to a couch where she kisses Kimber. She then places Kimber's hand on her breast.
Kimber looks uncomfortable at first, like she is doing this for
Troy, but then she removes the other woman's top. We see
the woman start kissing Kimber's chest and then she goes down to her knees. It
is implied that they are about to engage in oral sex. Kimber and a woman are
making out. We can see this woman's buttocks in a thong, grinding on top of
Kimber. Troy is
watching. It is implied that the woman is giving oral sex to Kimber. Kimber
looks like she is enjoying it.

STATUTORY RAPE

Nip/Tuck – FX
8/3/04

Matt, a teenager, has sex with
Ava, his middle aged life coach. She is on top of him in bed and they both pant
heavily and appear to climax. Ava rolls off of him.

Ava's teenaged son, Adrian is
standing in the room, watching his mother in bed with Matt, (who is
Adrian's
age).

Adrian:
"What would be great is if you could come quicker so I could get some rest."

SADISM/MASOCHISM

Insomniac with Dave Attell – Comedy Central
10/14/01

Dave goes to a
fetish bar. A woman whips another woman's bare buttocks with a whip. There is
a woman with her breasts hanging out of a leather S&M outfit (they are partially
blurred). A woman is in a hammock with her legs spread and her partner whips
her crotch and later is shown whipping her buttocks again.

Dave: "Spank
her ass."

The bar owner
is asked to describe the weirdest thing he's seen, "A guy getting [bleeped
‘fucked'] by a snake."

Garrison: "Okay, now Butters,
could you bring over Lemmiwinks [a gerbil] please?"

Butters: "Sure!"

Stan: "Oh, no! No! No! No! No!
No!"

Garrison: "Now what do you
think is going to happen when I introduce the element of the gerbil to the
endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's ass? Well let's see.

Mr. Garrison inserts the gerbil
into the glass tube in Mr. Slave's rectum. The gerbil goes into Mr. Slave's
rectum and is shown trapped inside when the sphincter muscle closes. Inside Mr.
Slave's rectum are the skeletal remains of another gerbil.

INCEST

Ava kisses her teenaged son. He begs her to have sex with
him, saying "Please, mommy, please." The two passionately kiss, it is suggested
that they go on to have sex.

Adrian puts his arms around his
mother and asks her to take her clothes off.

Ava: "Stop it! Stop humiliating yourself. If you have a
sexual urge, masturbate."

FORCED SODOMY/RAPE

Woman: "Go ahead and whack me you cracker prick!"

Shane throws the woman down on the bed and acts as though
he's going to rape her.

Shane: "You and me, we're about to get real acquainted here,
if you don't start remembering. "

Woman: "Don't touch me! Let go of me!"

Curtis: "Damn it! Open the door!"

Shane: "Baby, let's just let my dick do the talking, huh?
How about that, huh?"

Shane unbuttons his pants.

Curtis through the door: "Open the goddamn door! Shane, come
on!"

Shane gets off the woman and her naked buttocks are shown.

Shane: "You have no idea what you just missed, darlin'."

Woman: "Asshole!"

Mike goes to sleep, but Andy turns the light back on; he's in
his shorts, but the bulge indicates he has an erection. He tells Mike he isn't
gay

Andy: "You're the first guy
I've ever had a hard on for...literally..."

Mike pushes him away, but Andy
tells him he just wants to thank him

"Just pretend I'm the Mick,
Mike." Mike hits him, but Andy head-butts him. "I'm gonna be Mickey Mantle, and
you can be whoever you want to be, Nomar...or even Bobby goddamn Orr." They've
been watching a documentary on Mickey Mantle.

"Tell you what… I'll play the broad...I'll take it in the
ass, and you can be the guy..." He's dragging Mike to the bed, but Mike takes a
bat and hits him in the back.

The Shield – FX
4/6/04

"You ever suck a dick like a cell bitch, cop man?"

Gang member: "Open up,
sweetheart."

A gang member forces Acaveda, the police chief, to perform
oral sex on him at gun point.

The gang member is shown
standing from behind. His pants appear to be loose, and falling off his waist. Aceveda is on his knees on the ground in front of him. The gang member is
holding the gun on Aceveda and is making slight grunting noises.

A gang member forces Acaveda, the police chief, to perform
oral sex on him at gun point.

The camera angle changes, so
that we're watching the scene from the side. Aceveda's head is blocked by a
sofa, but we can see a head just barely above the sofa. The gang member has one
hand on the back of the head and appears to be moving it back and forth.

Gang member: "Put your
groove into it. Suck it!"

The camera angle changes
again, and we can see Aceveda from behind. His head pulls away, he coughs and
spits, gagging.

Gang member, laughing: "A
little bigger than you're used to?"

With his gun on Aceveda's
jaw, he directs Aceveda's head back to his penis.

Gang member: "Mmmm...Yeah,
just like that."

Again, his hand is on Aceveda's head, and we can see it moving back and forth rhythmically.

Gang member: "Get your
phone, man. I want to get a Kodak of this."

To Aceveda, "Yeah, that's the
way." Licking his lips, "Mmm. Okay. You ready?"

The first gang member
screams as he ejaculates into Acaveda's mouth while his friend takes the
picture.

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