Detroit Lions Take Sucking to An All New Level

So it looks like the Detroit sports scene has officially hit rock bottom, now that they are now auctioning off a Barry Sanders’s signed urinals. Even if you’re a Lions fan but nit crazy about the aloof Sanders, a urinal — any urinak — just feels right.

Not since the overly brave Scott Mitchell christened a shitter, or when Herman Moore autographed copy of Big Boobs Magazine in front of aroused Wayne Fontes have we seen such selflessness