Tuesday Titters: Microscopicly funny

by Janie Jones

Well, I was supposed to start my summer research on the bacteria that causes Lyme Disease, Borrelia burgdorferi yesterday. But as it happens, that didn’t happen. But here’s some bacterial humor for you anyway:

Two bacteria walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve any bacteria in this bar.

The two bacteria say, “Hey, but we work here. We’re staph.”

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A scientist is denied entrance to a microbiology lab. When he asks why, he is told that it is for “Staph Only.”