LiKWiD wrote:Would the FSM bless a sniper? I'm not in the military, though I still have to ask. 'Been seein' lots of bumper stickers lately.

I am led to believe (and this may be nonsense fed to me by drunk Army mates) that military snipers are not the steely-eyed dealers of death portrayed in films but rather people that spend two days crawling to a point, a week lying there eating cold food and crapping in plastic bags before crawling back through muddy fields.

Also, I assume you're American. You might want to remind the people owning those bumper stickers that snipers work both ways

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

I'd say the FSM would bless anyone who follows the 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts. Depending on their actions, of course. What DB said is correct, but he forgot to add that they also may need to sew a Union Flag onto their backs to protect from US friendly fire. My friend did that frequently.

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