Crispin is creepy like the guy that sits in the corner of the community pool, and his hands are underwater, you can’t see him jacking off but his shoulder is jerking and he’s biting his lip while looking at you dead in the eyes.

These ads worked no better than Mr. Diller’s most recent attempt at hip advertising for Ask.Mr. Diller brought in Crispin Porter + Bogusky, the agency behind those weird Burger King commercials, for a campaign which used “the Algorithm” and “Instant Getrification” as slogans.