Rules:

Do NOT post screencaps over a year old. Those posts belong in /r/classic4chan. If you crop out the date you will be subject to ridicule and possibly a meme ban.

Do NOT post personal information, trivial GET posts, copypasta, posts about reddit, raid plans. or images unrelated to 4chan.

Do NOT crop your post like an epileptic retard with a boxcutter.

Do NOT actually link to 4chan.org (links in comments are ok but you still suck).

Do NOT post here if you are under the age of 18.

Do NOT post anything from 8chan, wizardchan, and other unrelated websites you dumb kid :^)

Do NOT post something here just because you found it on 4chan.org (unless it is meta af).

Do NOT act like a basic redditor. This includes quips, puns, song lyrics, novelty accounts, bots, and other dummy things that make you a manchild.

Do NOT include any requests to "include me in the screencap."

Do NOT use phrases like "in a nutshell" or "just /b/ being /b/" in your post title.

Mission Statement:

We personally severely dislike reddit and everyone who frequents it. We believe it's a shitty, destructive echo chamber that does much more public harm than anything 4chan has ever done. We think it discourages communication and encourages passive, addict-like consumption. We are making reddit worse as a public service, hopefully driving you people away from this toxic, horrible website.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.