Jon Bluming? The Beast from Belgium? he's got to be in his 70's, and I would gladly videotape you telling him that he sucks.
Bluming used tolive with Donn Draeger and Robert Smith in Japan, would train at the Kodokan by day, and with Mas Oyama by night, not someone to mess with.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What I'm calling bullshit on ain't jon bluming...
It's the unquestioning belief in the legend.
I just think boot-polishing your face and learning wristlock defences against knife attacks will most certainly get your hand cut off in reality.
Furthermore, "hospitalizing" five attackers has to be met with fucking scepticism.
Anyone would be lucky to even survive a five-person attack on the street, seriously, even bluming...
Kata, forms, belts... gracie jiu jitsu - none of it means anything in a massed attack - if you get attacked by a group of determined scum, you're fucked.

Well he must have attacked five little grannies then - cos there ain't no beating five opponents outside the movies...
Maybe a para-commando is something very special that happens when a para and a commando love each other very very much....

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Para-Commandos is a Belgian special forces unit numbnuts.

Find an atlas, see that big fucking island you live on? (hint: it says USA in big letters in the middle, there'll be Canada on there too, and Mexico... you know what they are right? Other C O U N T R I E S). Well now look across that big blue bit and you'll see another big fucking island (we call them continents). This is where a large portion of the rest of the world lives (hint: yes more C O U N T R I E S).

Have a nice day you fucking dipshit.

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I'm showing my prejudices by assuming he's American. I apologize to all other Americans for this bigotry, I know most of you do actually know the world contains more than just Kansas and that place where illegal immigrants come from.