5 Quick Ways to Get Unfriended on Facebook

Facebook may never roll out a "dislike" button, but anger or
annoy someone enough and they won't need it. They'll just click the "unfriend"
button instead. Then again, if you want to whittle down your roster of friends
from all over the world, you don't need to get all that creative. You just need
to do one of the five things below.

Vague "Woe Is Me" Statuses

Feeling blue? Had a rough day? Post about it but be totally
vague. Statuses such as "I'm done with dating" and "this is horrible..." are sure
to elicit a few replies from friends asking about what happened — meaning
you'll get the attention you seek — but your friend list is sure to diminish as
well.

After all, people don't want to read about how sad you are
constantly, sadly enough. Plus, post enough vague statuses about any topic
under the sun, and you're sure to annoy some people to no end. So if that's
your goal on the social media site, get your "ahhh!" and "bummer" posts
scheduled well in advance.

TMI

This isn't just about posting private messages meant for one
person and one person only on your timeline or theirs. It's also about simply
providing too much information that the whole wide world doesn't want to read
about. If you're looking to gross out your Facebook friends, be sure to post about
your bowel movements, farts and other bodily functions frequently.

Be Inspirational

A nice quote is great every now and then, but there's only so
many times people want to be told, "chin up, tomorrow's a new day."
Inspirational quotes are even better when they're super-imposed over a photo or
used in a meme. Deluge your feed with these types of quotes and watch your
friendship numbers dwindle.

Bragging

Let's face it; all social media sites are a way to show the
best parts of your life (unless you're a "woe-is-me" poster). If you're on
Pinterest or Facebook, it's so easy to show off what's so awesome about your
life (and make others feel their life is hardly up to par), whether you're
posting photos of your trip to Italy or constantly thanking God for bringing
your husband and kids into your life. Bragging can even be about the awesome custom car covers you bought for
your Ferrari — and then posting hundreds of photos of them. The awards from
your local bake-off win are also sure to embitter your friends after awhile.

The Extraordinarily Mundane

Last but not least, tell your friends all about your day, no
matter how trivial the moment. "Headed to the gym now!" you might say. Or, "lazy
Sunday on the couch." True, these are updates on your current status through
and through, but talk about booooring.
Facebook is not about keeping your parents up to date about your everyday
minutiae. Then again, if you think you're so interesting that everyone will
want to know that you just sneezed, go ahead and post away.