The Super Bowl ad-watchers have declared 2011 an unremarkable year for commercials (save that very cute
Darth Vader ad
), but among the mediocre one ad stood out as particularly loathsome: The Pepsi Max commercial called "
First Date
." It voices the inner monologues of a man and a woman at their initial dinner together. The woman is asking herself questions like "I wonder how much money he makes?" and "I wonder if he's the one?" While the guy is just repeating to himself over and over "I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her*"...until a Pepsi Max is put in front of his mug. Then his inside voice starts chanting: "I wanna Pepsi Max I wanna Pepsi Max." Women: marriage-obsessed gold diggers. Men: sex-frenzied morons. Ain't that the truth!