Hi, this site is all about geologists, REAL GEOLOGISTS. This
site is awesome. My name is Ryan and I can't stop thinking
about geologists. These guys are cool; and by cool,
I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Geologists are
mammals.

2. Geologists
play in the dirt ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the geologist is to draw with colored
pencils and hit rocks.

Weapons and gear:

Geologist Estwing Rock Hammer
Geologist Brunton Pocket Transit

Geologist Outfit

Testimonial:

Geologists can break any rock they want! Geologists
put lines on maps ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These
guys are so crazy and awesome that they hit rocks ALL the time. I
heard that there was this geologist who was mapping in the desert. And when some
dude misidentified an oolitic limestone the geologist lectured the whole town on
carbonate petrology. My friend Mark said
that he saw a geologist totally laugh at some kid just because the kid didn't
know the difference between myrmeketic and poikilitic.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate
Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that geologists have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they
will issue an eruption warning for your home town and property value will
plummet!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask
me.

Geologists are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap
my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my
heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Geologists are
fast, smooth, cool, strong smelling, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start
Geo 206: "Tectonics of Sedimentary Basins" next year. I love geologists with all of my body (including my pee
pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about geologists?

A: Geologists are the ultimate paradox. On the one
hand they are glorified construction workers, but on the other hand, geologists are very careful and
precise scientists with nice shiny machines and computers.

Q: I heard that geologists are always
quantitative. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.
Just like other scientists, geologists can be quantitative OR totally
awesome.

Q: What do geologists do when they're not
coloring with pencils or hitting rocks?

A: Most of their free time is spent drinking
beer, but
sometime they drink whiskey or Gin and Tonics. (Ask Brian if you don't believe me.)