Woman who dumped cat in trash to get reality show

Mary Bale, 45, sparked international outrage when she was caught on CCTV putting a cat in a trash can. The tabby, Lola, was in the trash can for about 15 hours before being found by her owners who heard Lola’s cries for help.

Dead Serious News has learned that Bale has been approached to star in a new reality show based on her infamous stunt. The new show tentatively entitled “The World’s Most Hated Psychopathic Bitch” will be on Fall’s TV schedule in both the U.S. and Britain. Cameras will follow Bale around as she loses her job at the bank, is refused service in restaurants, spat on by passersby, and has bags of cat poop burned on her front porch.

Bale, who now requires round-the-clock police protection, is unrepentant. Since dumping a cat in the trash can is not illegal in Britain, she plans to lobby the British government to keep it that way.