The Duke and Duchess Grace America With Their Graceness

After their royal wedding distracted the world from America shooting Osama bin Laden in the face, the newly-named Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate Middleton, brought their North American visit to Los Angeles over the weekend where they gazed lovingly upon our fair ghettos and polo tournaments. They also rubbed elbows with the likes of Tom Hanks, Jennifer Lopez, David Beckham, Reese Witherspoon, who apparently brought Horny Patty from Hung, Brett Ratner (?) and even more random, Jennifer Love Hewitt who I’m just going to assume smelled the dinner rolls and hopped a fence.

KATE: And then this one woman walked up to William, declared she had three engagement rings picked out for him to choose from and then devoured an entire spiral ham before security ushered her out. It was most unusual.
MARY POPPINS: Mmm, quite. Spot of tea?
KATE: Indubitably.

hope we get more coverage of lady amelia soon, she’s actually hot! her bday was yesterday (officially pushing 20). dude’s is today (officially pushing 50). in honour of our shared birthday border i rubbed one to her last night at midnight, it was a sweet gesture i thought. next year i’d like to make it a creampie in person. skip the tea, let’s get straight to the crumpet!

yeah that’s old news, she got off (huh huh i’d love to have been there)

crazy identical twins are my specialty (married to one for a decade and half). oh and i’m vehemently privacy driven like her dad (just with more guns) so yeah i hope she has daddy issues cos this one’s meant to be lol!

It’s a shame the Yanks let him win that polo game. Like a part time player can score a bunch of goals against America’s best. They laid back to please the crowd that coughed up all that $$. Shoulda kicked his ass & copped multiple feels on the duchess…that’s how we do it here in the land of the free.

WIN!
Althoguh there ain’t much to cop a feel of I do concur and how douchy is your life when your precious ego has been so cauddled all you life by people losing just to please your royal ass?
I hope he fully balds soon, it’s mother nature’s way of remind him that royal don’t mean shit in the grand scheme.

“Okay, so when the music starts we get up and run around the chairs until it stops, THEN we fight over the last chair, so put your lunch box down and don’t worry your hair will be fine. We won’t be moving THAT fast”

And that chick he is with is nothing but a party girl with a hard on for royalty. I wonder how long before she is banging some polo player.

the hottest royal piece of ass belongs to that ugly dude from Monaco. But then again if you are the son of Grace Kelly, you can bang a bunch of black whores and have illegitimate kids with them and hotties like that beauty from South Africa will still marry you and tolerate it.