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Strong evidence that Jesus was Mexican: * His name was Jesus * He was bilingual * He was always harassed by officials

But there is also good evidence that he was Irish: * He never married * He always told stories * He loved being out in the countryside

While there are clear indications that Jesus was Black: * He called everybody 'brother' * He enjoyed gospel music * He could not get a fair trial

Three strong evidence that the Jesus was Italian: * He gestured with his hands as he talked * He drank wine with every meal * He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God ...

while another three that he may have been from California * He never cut hair * He walked around barefoot * He founded a new religion

BUT - the most compelling evidence is in fact that Jesus was a WOMAN: * He had to feed a multitude of people on short notice, though there was no food * He tried to make his voice heard from lots of men who did not understand a darn * Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do ...