"Okay, then. Can you explain to me why someone calling himself 'Genghis' has left me a message confirming a booking for 'The Mongol Horde' on November 4?"

"Oh," said Dolores. "Yes. Well, see, I was at Currently Unfashionable Ethnicities Night at the Lucky Horseshoe,* and after Genghis was done performing we got to chatting about about his group and how perfect they would be for a party to benefit Mongolia."

"Strippers. Mongolian strippers."

She coughed. "I believe they prefer the term 'body revelation artist'."

"Dolores," I said, "We're trying to clothe Mongolia, not get it naked."

"Did you leave your sense of irony out in the rain again?"

"We cannot have strippers at the Knit-In."

"What if they came in wearing half-made sweaters and we just sort of...frogged them."

"No."

"Hey," said Harry, "Does this mean I can tell the guys to stop knitting the thongs?"

"No," sniffed Dolores. "There's always my birthday party."

Other Knit-In Details: Kids, Animals, and Tobacco

There have been some questions put to me about what's ok and what's not at the Knit-In. Although those who inquired have been answered privately, I thought it might be a good idea to post the information here as well.

The John Evans Alumni Center is a non-smoking facility. Use of tobacco products is prohibited in the building.

A lady wrote to me to ask whether it would be okay to bring children to the Knit-In. Here's my answer: you must be honest with yourself and use your best judgment.

The house where we will meet is a grown-up space, owned by my employer. I am responsible for it while the event is going on. It's over 100 years old, furnished with antiques and oriental carpets. There are no child-proofed rooms and we can't provide childcare services, either formal or informal.

If your child is comfortable in such an atmosphere and won't continuously disturb the other knitters, your child is welcome. If your child is, shall we say, high-spirited, this may not be the most congenial setting for him or her. You know (or should know) your own child well enough to make the decision for yourself. My chief concern as host must be the comfort of all guests, whatever their ages.

Another lady wrote to tell me her cat would really like to come with her. On this issue, I must state firmly that only service animals are permitted in university buildings. No exceptions. (Dolores counts as a service animal. Just ask Genghis.)

Now. Enough with the freaking rules and regulations and prohibitions. Very soon I will be posting about what will be happening at the Knit-In and my dears, it's going to be lovely. We're up to nearly sixty people on the list. Don't forget to ask for an invite if you haven't already.

*For those of you just tuning in, the "Shoe" is a venerable Boystown night spot to which Dolores repairs to watch dancing when there's nothing going on at the Joffrey Ballet.

47 comments:

Ah well, I suppose I can't be too disappointed in missing The Mongol Horde, what with not being able to make it to the knit-in anyway. One does wonder, though, at what sort of props/costuming they might use.

I'd forgotten about that thong pattern. Gives me all sorts of ideas for winter holiday knitting.

Gosh I wish I could come, but alas, besides the distance, I have a class (actually two) . . . and I wouldn't even bring my darling Zachariah (who, even though he is only 5, practically bursts into song when entering our most favorite LYS . . . "I just love this place!").

But dancing Mongolians would have made me give up the classes and cheerfully traverse the distance!

Erin/Pinkerbell open the e-vite again and on the left hand side there is an option to View Guest Responses - there is a sign up for food items there and some of us included offers to assist with set-up, etc. in our responses. You can modify your response - look on the right side of the e-vite for that option.

I can normally control my laughter when reading funny things, but this: "What if they came in wearing half-made sweaters and we just sort of...frogged them." was too much! I guess we'll have to save that for a different knitting party.

I'm with Mia re frogging Mongolian strippers! Only I'd have to hitchhike, due to budget considerations, which really - I don't think it's a possibility. Alas. I tried envisioning myself standing forlornly on the shoulder of I-84 eastbound in the Columbia Gorge, knitting in hand, with a sign saying, "Will Knit For Transport." Um - no. Something about that just makes me a tad nervous. (Although maybe it'd work if I started out at the Jubitz Truck Stop. All those truckers in one spot...hmm...)

And "We're trying to clothe Mongolia, not get it naked." - definitely a contender for quote of the year! ::chortling madly::

FiberQat - thanks re the driving comment; I was giggling again. [g] Franklin is not only a gentleman, he's read by gentlefolk, whether being tongue-in-cheek or serious. But boy, if we could get there... and, like, grab rabbitch, and any other left coasters I've forgotten? We'd need a bus. Sounds like Green Tortoise time.

You know, Franklin, you might find yourself sheepnapped some day and end up on a visit out here. Just sayin'. Pack layers. Heck, for a visit by you, I'd take extra Xanax for the agoraphobia and *force* myself out the door. Steph was way worth it, you'd be too!

i promise to be a good girl and not add endlessly to my stash and not to begin too many more UFO and not to leave sharp point DPN all over the placeif you give me the Delores Doll, i will make her a whole wardrobe of wooly clothes and blankets and let her sleep on my bed

ROAD TRIP!!! What would it be like, to hire a tour bus to start at point x, to arrive at point Dolores/Franklin? We could plan for the bus to pick up knitters along the way to Franklin's house. It could be planned so that the bus would stop in certain cities known for the quality of a LYS. Or two, or three. Hmm. Maybe 2 buses. One for the people, and one for the stash purchased along the way. I can just see it now--the Magical Frogging Tour Bus. I wonder if we could arrange to have dancing boys as part of the on road entertainment?wrnkd2

Hey, I just checked the list and both my iPod cozy and my flip-top mittens have been bumped! I hate to seem ungratful, but I *did* take all that icky green yarn off your hands (perfect for tieing up boxes, thanks!) AND bailed *D* out of jail while you were out of town...and you can tell her for me she STILL owes me $250

Thanks for leading me to the site! I can't wait to try some more projects, and read the updates! I'm going to double check my work schedule before I sign up for the Dulaan project on the 4th. I'll let you know soon, though!

Take a huge roll of duct-tape ..I always found at The Meeting House at least one child who needed taping to the ceiling.As for a cat ..speechless.If the mother objects to taping up her little poppet pop some tranq. in it's drink..sure Dolores knows a non-prescription source of it.

While Zoe the Borderline Collie is a rather serviceable dog, she has not indicated "her desire to attend." I do plan some Dulaan-ing, great way to makea dent in the 2 dozen skeins remaining from my sheep farming life. (There's also a group which sends wool only garments to children in Russian orphanages.)

Very brave of you to leave it up to each individual to decide if their child is well behaved. I can tell you from experience that "demon seed" children always have parents who refer to them as high spirited, creative individuals, or just ignore the fact that their child is misbehaving.

"Excuse me but your son is trying to paint my daughter orange." "Oh Timmy is just so creative."

"Sorry but if that your daughter knocking all the cereal off the shelf?" No answer because dad is on the cellphone talking to some saying, "Yes I know I'm a good dad for taking Audrey to the grocery store to give my wife a break."

You should consider admitting only infants in strollers and children who actually knit.

Hey girl, are you going to Rhinebeck? Although I've seen your poster for Rhinebeck Bingo, I don't think you actually said you would be there. What are your thoughts about fleece and fiber festivals? Do you enjoy visiting your relatives, or are you disgusted by the fleece whores? Anywho, I can't go so I am hoping that you will attend and take lots of photos,or I suppose Franklin could take them...he is after all a photographer. In any event I am counting on you for a vicarious visit via photos after the fact. Don't let me down!

d2 - I think you just volunteered to wrangle an expedition. I'll be the fat lady with lots of Xanax; a half-completed first sock; and another 7 skeins of Fearless Fibers sock yarn stashed in her gigantic green down coat that could double as a sleeping bag in emergencies. Just don't mistake me for another bus, 'kay? Oh, and can we save some room on the stash bus for beer? (Psst. Franklin? Run.)

There must be something wrong with my momma gene because I would never think to bring children to a Mongolian Knit-In (with or without strippers), let alone ask the organizer if I could! I'd want to come to be with the knitters and not be constantly watchful lest my child do something to embarass himself!

(Of course, my children are now teenagers and can be embarassing just by leaving the house! :))

I'm with Kate. Must be something wrong with my Momma gene, too, 'cause I am utterly selfish about going to knitting/spinning gatherings ALONE. The only time I was not completely selfish about it was when I was nursing. Never had any luck pumping, so had to bring the live pump, which thankfully slept in her car seat bucket on the floor in between glutting sessions. I actually got some spinning done on those occasions, and the baby never cried. Now ten and an avid spinner, she has to promise that she will spin or do some other crafty activity and not be a pest, or she stays home with Dad, who will put her to work on cleaning her room or doing laundry. I wish I did not live so far away from Chicago, because I would really enjoy attending this Knit-In! Franklin, I will check out the Dulaan website, though. Sounds like a very worthy cause. I suppose I shouldn't begin to think of asking if anyone over there would trade a Yurt for knitted clothing? (I must admit, I LOVE Yurts and have fantasies about building one for my sudio someday...) Hope the knit-in is a fabulous success -- but how could it not be? As for cats -- ye gods and goddesses, doesn't this person realize that some folks are violently allergic to cats? (I am. If one came anywhere near me, I'd be an asthmatic mess in about five minutes and would have to go home!)

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