Vote-a-Rama is a pretty fun name for what the United States Senate is doing. Here are some other suggestions that might be better: Vote-aganza, Vote-apalooza, Clustervote, Vote Mob, Voting Slam, Vote-gasm, The Great American Vote-Off, American Ninja Vote-iors, So You Think You Can Vote, Sirs & Madams Vote-a-Lot, Hands on a Hard Vote, Long Day's Journey into Vote, Vote-R-Done, Vote-mageddon, or Possibly Destroying Healthcare.

Trump didn't obstruct justice & Comey should've stopped him. Trump didn't order Comey to do anything, he was just sharing his hopes & dreams with Comey, like Dorothy singing about the rainbow. Trump didn't follow protocols because he's just too dumb (the Ryan defense). It's offensive to say the president is a liar - we all know that, so why bring it up? Comey's statements prove the president did no wrong & Comey's statements are all lies. And whatever John McCain was saying.

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