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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER
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March 16, 2001
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
You know, you'd think the life of a sexy young
singer would be all fame, fortune and fun.
And you'd be right.
It's the support jobs that suck...
The Top 7 Worst Things About Being Britney Spears' Roadie
6. Keeping the stage clear of 40 year-old male "band aids".
5. Every time her manager shows up to renew the contract, he
gets sulfur and brimstone all over the amps.
4. Having to maintain nothing but eye contact 24/7.
3. Sustained exposure to fans' high-pitched squealing has
rendered you sterile.
2. Tiny outfits keep getting lost in dressing room couch.
and the Number 1 Worst Thing About
Being Britney Spears' Roadie...
1. The last time her elastic gave out, Ed lost an eye.
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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LISTEN UP, PEOPLE!
Britney Spears - "Oops!... I Did It Again"
NOT Britney Spears:
Our Lady Peace - "Spiritual Machines"
(rock and roll)
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