Burning questions. And my answers.

“In my travels through the blogosphere, I stumbled across a blog presenting questions from the book, Pirates of Pensacola (Chapters 27-31), by Keith Thomson. The questions intrigued, so here are my answers…

1) I was a complete chicken as a child, but Polly found that warnings of a sea monster,intended to keep the kids close to home, just made her want to explore even more.Were you ever given a warning that backfired, making you have a stonger desire to do that which was warned against?

Yes. Men.

2) What was the sea monster’s name?

Babydoll.

3) Polly lives for the pursuit of adventure; Morgan, in pursuit of stability; Isaac, in pursuit of gold. What do you live in pursuit of?

I live in the pursuit of the mere thought of serving my secret crush breakfast in bed in Paris – or Tokyo.

4) What’s the strangest way or place that you’ve begun a relationship?

I tried to win, “Can you see MC Hammer’s face in my slice of bread?” on eBay, but…heavy sigh, I got out-bid.

7) What’s your weakness?

Yes. Men.

8) Describe your arch-enemy.

My arch-enemy profile would look like the following:

FEMALE VERSION
Car: Mini-van.
Hobby: Scrapbooks everything down to her bowel movements, God-forbid she reads a book.
Husband: First guy to wave a shiny object.
Kids: Unruley.
Career: Please see Hobby.
Other interests: Probably shops at DEB.
Motto: Please see Hobby.

MALE VERSION
Car: Porsche or BMW, most likely both.
Hobby: Looking at himself in the mirror; applying his skin care products; buying his $2000 suits.
Wife: At first, says it should be me, but then breaks up with me and marries the next skank,
I mean girl, that comes along.
Kids: Whatever.
Career: Of course, uber-successful lawyer, real estate broker, or rock star.
Other interests: Buys me a coffee mug for Valentine’s Day.
Philosophy: Man-boys are like eggs, they either hatch and mature – or spoil.