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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Twitter Makes You Stupid

This one is for my US readers, as Emma Way has nearly become a household name here in Britain. In fact, she is rapidly becoming yesterday’s news. It is only because I am a newly minted cyclist that I am interested in pursuing this event and its aftermath.

Emma Way: Tweeter and Safe Driving Poster Girl

Here’s what happened:Twenty-one year old Emma Way, who lives in the Norwich area, was driving sedately and safely to work, as is her usual habit:

On this morning, a cyclist happened to be in the oncoming lane, which she needed in order to take a corner. The cyclist hit her, and he didn’t have the decency to stop (seems he flung himself into a hedge) so she kept on going. But, thankfully, she wasn’t too shaken to share her experience – probably as a cautionary tale to help other careful motorists such as herself—on Twitter.

Ironically, the cyclist – who, miraculously, escaped injury – wasn’t even going to report the accident until he saw the tweet and realized it was about him.Let us, for the moment, ignore the laundry list of crimes this woman has admitted to, and the fact that—having grown up in the generation of The Tuesday Award and having every sort of competition she has heretofore been involved in the kind where there are no losers or winners—she has, naturally, adopted the opinion that it has to be someone else’s fault, and consider, instead, why on earth she tweeted this.I’m guessing (because I am not a trained psychologist) that the cult of celebrity and the ubiquitous nature of social media have a lot to answer for on this one (added, of course, to the fact that she obviously was never taught to think). In the age of Reality TV, everyone is a star and everyone deserves their chance to be in the spotlight. Social media allows that, and provides a stage (albeit, a small one) where Everyman (and Everywoman) can strut their stuff.Tweeting something shocking, clever, hilarious, informative, revolutionary or just plain silly can give you a few seconds on that social media stage, a chance to say, “Look at me, everybody! Aren’t I clever?” and bask in the resulting kudos. Using your phone to take a photo while aggressively tailgating someone and tweeting it is, therefore, social media currency. And a photo of your speedometer pegged at 95 tweeted, along with a hilarious caption, is social media gold.Now, I can’t know what reaction Emma received from those tweets, but I doubt they were of the “Emma, don’t you realize that is dangerous and you could hurt someone, or yourself, doing those things” variety because, when she knocked a cyclist off his bike, her first impulse (I will not call it a “thought”) was to tweet it.So she did, and she won the social media equivalent of the lottery: her tweet went viral and she became a star!But, strangely, people were pointing fingers at her, and saying she was at fault and she couldn’t understand why everyone thought she did something wrong so she did what any media star would do: she hired a lawyer to spin the story and make it anyone else’s fault but her own. So Emma and her lawyer have appeared on television stating that it was the cyclist who hit her, and that social media was to blame for this simple (non-criminal) misunderstanding spiraling out of control and the print media for portraying her as some sort of bad person when she was clearly not responsible and she has, repeatedly, apologized for making the tweet and acknowledged that sending the tweet was a stupid thing to do.Notice, however, that she has only apologized for the tweet, and admitted that sending it was stupid—but not wrong. Nowhere is there an apology or even an acknowledgement of the cyclist she hit, except to pin the blame on him. The apology is all about the tweet.(Notice, also, her lawyer’s dress-sense. And, yes, he does, at one point, call her “poor Emma.”)But tweeting is the Pavlovian Response of the Twitter Generation. Twitter has conditioned her (and untold millions like her) to immediately jump upon the global stage to share whatever minutiae has occurred in her life. Twitter effectively patter her head and said, “Good girl!” when she posted photos of her tailgating and speeding, so it would be hard to resist tweeting about causing a personal-injury accident and then leaving the scene. “It happened, therefore it must be tweeted,” is an instinct, not a conscious act; you can’t hold anyone responsible for an instinct.And, without the tweet, she would not have been caught, so clearly it was the tweet that caused the trouble, and it was Twitter that caused her to tweet.Therefore, it’s all Twitter’s fault; and that’s an argument I could get behind.

9 comments:

I have to disagree with you here. I think she'd have done the exact same thing in 1985, or 1975, or whenever it was that reality tv and twitter were invented. People haven't changed their genetic propensity for stupidity, we just have different tools to display it.

Hmm...you may be right. Anyone can do something stupid, to really foul things up requires a computer, but to truly plumb the depths of human stupidity requires Twitter ;)

I do, however, think that the culture of "It's not my fault" is becoming way more prevalent; Twitter allowed her to do something incredibly stupid in front of a whole lot of people, but, once caught, it's all "Hey, you can't blame me, none of this is my fault..." No one seems able to admit they were in the wrong these days.

I agree. She may have Tweeted it (while driving) in 1985, but there wasn't the sense of entitlement and lack of accountability that there is now. In the US, we have a dad who is currently trying to sue his son's high school (and the coach and others) for $40 million. Why? Because his son didn't get played as often as the dad thought he should and it will negatively impact his chances of a college scholarship. The fact that he missed a couple of recent practices doesn't seem to enter into it.

This post is a gem - you're on fire today! Thanks for the laugh over breakfast and yes, I agree - social media has made Pavlov's Dogs of many of us. Wait a minute, I mentioned breakfast... hang on a tick while I Instagram it!

There was no mention of the fact that the ditz was tweeting while driving! Her stupidity knows no bounds. She is a disaster waiting to happen and shouldn't be allowed to drive. The sad thing is that she has so many equally-impaired or worse counterparts on the road.Heaven help us!

I read this with an increasingly dropping jaw! I wonder how soon we shall hear of the sad demise of Poor Emma in a road accident......but it wouldn't be her fault. She's young and silly and hopefully one day in the future ( road accidents notwithstanding ) will look back and cringe with shame. Meanwhile, cyclists in Norwich need to get a headcam

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