bored at work aslkdfj

gasp shock horror. Take a look at this document a trusty source of mine found on his most recent trip to Kenya. It's a birth certificate that I think most of you will be HIGHLY interested in. There are some stunning facts on here that will make you question everything you thought you knew about a beloved public figure.

Note the especially sketchy dates. because I couldn't remember correct years off the top of my head I think something fishy is going on with the alleged "savior of the wizarding world." Outrage!