"Well sir, the jeep lost power."
"And what were you doing when it lost power?!"
"Duh, getting it out of the ditch!"
"What was the jeep doing in the ditch?!?!"
"Well, I can tell you what it WASNT doing, and thats re-enacting the coolest scene from The Dukes of Hazzard ever!"

...also...

"I cannot look throught that window! My head is ROUND. And that window is SQUARE."

MORE QUOTES!!

animeraven34

02-09-2006, 08:06 PM

"You're not privileged to call me 'Boss'; you're not tax deductable."

pizza brain

02-09-2006, 08:09 PM

"My mom is your dad."

petrameansrock

02-09-2006, 08:18 PM

"Its not pink, its lightish red."

animeraven34

02-09-2006, 08:19 PM

"What was your code name, Tex?"

"Nevada."

petrameansrock

02-10-2006, 04:25 PM

"Behold, this land! And we shall call it..."this land!"
"I say we should call it your grave!"

pizza brain

02-10-2006, 04:50 PM

"Luke I am your mom."

Switchblade

02-11-2006, 08:11 PM

"There appears to be a multi-legged creature on your shoulder." -Spock

cloroxmartini

02-11-2006, 08:34 PM

"Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofab*tch die for his." - George S. Patton

saulg

02-12-2006, 09:53 AM

Just for your knowledge... a quote in spanish, very used by my own father...

"Desde que se inventaron las excusas... todos son excusados"

Translatation....

"Since the excuses were invented, everyone is excused"

Whats the funny part of the quote??? well, in Spanish, "excusado" has 3 meanings

1.-Someone with an excuse
2.-a toilet

So, if you have an excuse, you are a crapper

RKDCfan08

02-13-2006, 06:55 AM

"in the end there are two kinds of people, those who say to God, 'thy will be done' and those to whom God says 'thy will be done'" - C.S. Lewis