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Boz Boorer to team with FOX network!

O- "The offical fatso Oprah magazine" Issue 3:

Boz gets a second chance with a fox.
by Dolph Monotone Lundgren

If rocker Yahoo Serious got a second chance at showbiz, then Boz Boorer deserves one as well. After his publicly humiliating firing from "Mission Impossible 2", it appears Mr. Boorer will be granted another shot in the world of Hollywood.

FOX network has offered the musician a two year deal to be their official voice over man for their November and May sweeps month specials. His first work will be heard in this May's "When Dangerous Animals Attack 7."

"He has a unique voice and the way he enunciates words is to die for," Hugh Padgedom, director of the FOX specials said. "It was unfortunate he was panned by the press after being booted off the set, but this job is suitable for him because he only speaks, he'll never be on screen."

Although only his voice will be heard, don't tell that to Mr. Boorer.

"Hey it's the reporter from that magazine, tell Oprah I loved her on that show 'Gimme A Break'" Boz greeted with a hug. "She was so good on that show always screaming 'Kiss my grits!'"

"Oh it's great, they give me squeeze-um's, I love those juices in the plastic container you squeeze, hee hee...squeeze'um's and squuueeezee," Boorer exclaimed while fretting with his half filled tumbler of gin. "They are receptive to my ideas too, like when the cop rams this car, I'll jump on camera and do noises like that black guy in Police Academy! And they said I could do the siren noises too!!! Want to see me do the macarena?"

At this point Boorer squatted on his chair and crazily tossed his stools all over the buffered walls of the recording studio while doing a siren wail.

"Wooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee--wooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee"

His bandmate Alanis Morrissette could not be reached for comment but we at O magazine are sure that he wishes Boz a O-mazing time and success.

In a related note, Johnny Marr will be participating on FOX's "X-Files" playing an alien that just wants to phone home and eat Reese's pieces all day.

Re: Boz Boorer to team with FOX network!

> If rocker Yahoo Serious got a second chance at showbiz, then Boz
> Boorer deserves one as well. After his publicly humiliating
> firing from "Mission Impossible 2", it appears Mr.
> Boorer will be granted another shot in the world of Hollywood.

> FOX network has offered the musician a two year deal to be their
> official voice over man for their November and May sweeps month
> specials. His first work will be heard in this May's "When
> Dangerous Animals Attack 7."

> "He has a unique voice and the way he enunciates words is
> to die for," Hugh Padgedom, director of the FOX specials
> said. "It was unfortunate he was panned by the press after
> being booted off the set, but this job is suitable for him
> because he only speaks, he'll never be on screen."

> Although only his voice will be heard, don't tell that to Mr.
> Boorer.

> "Hey it's the reporter from that magazine, tell Oprah I
> loved her on that show 'Gimme A Break'" Boz greeted with a
> hug. "She was so good on that show always screaming 'Kiss
> my grits!'"

> "Oh it's great, they give me squeeze-um's, I love those
> juices in the plastic container you squeeze, hee
> hee...squeeze'um's and squuueeezee," Boorer exclaimed while
> fretting with his half filled tumbler of gin. "They are
> receptive to my ideas too, like when the cop rams this car, I'll
> jump on camera and do noises like that black guy in Police
> Academy! And they said I could do the siren noises too!!! Want
> to see me do the macarena?"

> At this point Boorer squatted on his chair and crazily tossed
> his stools all over the buffered walls of the recording studio
> while doing a siren wail.

>
> "Wooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee--wooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee"

> His bandmate Alanis Morrissette could not be reached for comment
> but we at O magazine are sure that he wishes Boz a O-mazing time
> and success.

> In a related note, Johnny Marr will be participating on FOX's
> "X-Files" playing an alien that just wants to phone
> home and eat Reese's pieces all day.

He called Oprah fat ! he's so clever ! Go away and take your piss-poor 'satire' (or whatever this mess is meant to be) with you.

Re: Internet police and why they are lame

Your potrayal of Boz probably is one of the most unflattering around. On another point, Margox must really be in need of a real job if she is going to just stand by and police this board. I think you are more of an idiot that greasseballs.

What a bore this Margox is...

> He called Oprah fat ! he's so clever ! Go away and take your
> piss-poor 'satire' (or whatever this mess is meant to be) with
> you.

Margox laughs at Greasetea for calling Oprah fat (ignoring the few dozen other good jokes in Greastea's post, and providing none of her own)! She's so clever! Go away and take your piss-poor water smashing with you.

Re: What a bore this Margox is...

> Margox laughs at Greasetea for calling Oprah fat (ignoring the
> few dozen other good jokes in Greastea's post, and providing
> none of her own)! She's so clever! Go away and take your
> piss-poor water smashing with you.

Yeah, I could write stuff that would shame a 13 year old and then write my own fan mail. If he (or should I say YOU?) is so 'talented' why doesnt he do his own site. Or perhaps Ted Nugent is looking for a webmaster. I go when the half-wit clears off. This is a nasty, personal vendetta. Some bullying for the bully. Nothing more.

Re: What a bore this Margox is...

> Yeah, I could write stuff that would shame a 13 year old and
> then write my own fan mail. If he (or should I say YOU?) is so
> 'talented' why doesnt he do his own site. Or perhaps Ted Nugent
> is looking for a webmaster. I go when the half-wit clears off.
> This is a nasty, personal vendetta. Some bullying for the bully.
> Nothing more.

Your "bullying"'s pretty half-assed though, isn't it? It doesn't really seem like much of a "nasty, personal vendetta". More like a mild telling off from a toffee-nosed miss. If you really were capable of bullying anybody it might be vaguely entertaining watching you spar with Greasetea. But you're not. THAT's why you're boring. Try harder. Be meaner.

All of you FUKERS go away, your all very irritating

Re: All of you FUKERS go down on me for a sheckel

Perhaps idiot, but not as old as your crusty, dry mouthed, ot flashes, scab infected, polyester undie wearing, yeast of the bagelits afflicted girlfriend who pays me a quid everytime I debase her, whether she gets off or not. Yes I am that low, but I question your morality dating your own mother.

Oh I don't care as long as I am satisfied you stupid asswhore.

DJ? What the hell, you probably sit in your damn room, jack off to scrambled picasso porn and play nothing but some obscure Messiah single thinking that equates you to a DJ.

You go the fu.ck away you lame ass, cum guzzling monkeywrench. ANd don't bother attacking me on how low or vulgar or blah blah blah, because like the assholes that got it in Waco, like I give a $hit..(crispy critters all the way dickcheese).