There are a lot of hacks to mock in Branson subby, Tim Conway and Bob Newhart are not the hacks you are looking for. (except for the Dorf crappy videos that Conway got rich off , that crap is terrible)

NuttierThanEver:There are a lot of hacks to mock in Branson subby, Tim Conway and Bob Newhart are not the hacks you are looking for. (except for the Dorf crappy videos that Conway got rich off , that crap is terrible)

Mr. Coffee Nerves:That's like ordering a Big Mac and being handed a Ruth's Chris Filet with unlimited scotch, and getting a Peter Luger porterhouse with a beej from Kate Winslet for dessert. Bob Newhart is an underrated all-time comedy legend.

RedPhoenix122:NuttierThanEver: There are a lot of hacks to mock in Branson subby, Tim Conway and Bob Newhart are not the hacks you are looking for. (except for the Dorf crappy videos that Conway got rich off , that crap is terrible)

Bob Newhart's stand-up is pretty damned funny though.

Bob Newhart tweeted about Eastwood's... display... at the RNC two weeks ago, saying that he heard Eastwood was stealing his act and that his legal team was already drawing up papers XD

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats:Bob Newhart tweeted about Eastwood's... display... at the RNC two weeks ago, saying that he heard Eastwood was stealing his act and that his legal team was already drawing up papers XD

Apple's legal team must be working with him. To be fair though, Newhart's routine is very precise, smart, and can stand the test of time. None of which can be said about Eastwood's display...or Eastwood himself.

RedPhoenix122:TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bob Newhart tweeted about Eastwood's... display... at the RNC two weeks ago, saying that he heard Eastwood was stealing his act and that his legal team was already drawing up papers XD

Apple's legal team must be working with him. To be fair though, Newhart's routine is very precise, smart, and can stand the test of time. None of which can be said about Eastwood's display...or Eastwood himself.

Bob Newhart is one of my favorite comedians ever, so, no argument here.

RedPhoenix122:TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bob Newhart tweeted about Eastwood's... display... at the RNC two weeks ago, saying that he heard Eastwood was stealing his act and that his legal team was already drawing up papers XD

Apple's legal team must be working with him. To be fair though, Newhart's routine is very precise, smart, and can stand the test of time. None of which can be said about Eastwood's display...or Eastwood himself.

Mr. Coffee Nerves:That's like ordering a Big Mac and being handed a Ruth's Chris Filet. Bob Newhart is an underrated all-time comedy legend.

Was going to come here to say something like this. I am sure Conway is probably pretty good himself, but, in my mind, him without the Carol Burnett casts seems like it would be a 2 hour Dorf-fest... but, I am probably wrong.

But, even Conway at his best, Newhart would be a better show by multitudes.

Gulper Eel:Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's like ordering a Big Mac and being handed a Ruth's Chris Filet with unlimited scotch, and getting a Peter Luger porterhouse with a beej from Kate Winslet for dessert. Bob Newhart is an underrated all-time comedy legend.

Fixed.

I'd claim hyperbole but I wouldn't want to jinx it for anyone who might possibly be getting a beej from Kate Winslet.

glad i am on a phone. Those still crack me up after seeing them many times. There are few routines i can say that about. The last thing i need is to be lying on the floor laughing, snotting, crying and trying not to piss myself, but enough about my trip to florida

Mr. Coffee Nerves:That's like ordering a Big Mac and being handed a Ruth's Chris Filet. Bob Newhart is an underrated all-time comedy legend.

Not so sure about underrated. He just hasn't been in the big time limelight for a while. He's a funny guy, and made a good living doing it. If I were to find myself near Branson, I could go see him unironically.

Was going to come here to say something like this. I am sure Conway is probably pretty good himself, but, in my mind, him without the Carol Burnett casts seems like it would be a 2 hour Dorf-fest... but, I am probably wrong.

But, even Conway at his best, Newhart would be a better show by multitudes.

I suspect that Tim Conway would only tell humorus stories or little one man skits. To my knowledge, he was never a stand up comedian.

I read Carol Burnette's autobiography and came away thinking Tim Conway was great guy to have as a friend. He'd spend hours setting up simple, yet hilarious pranks. He's an odd, little man, but defnitely in a good way.

Newhart is still funny, and along with Cosby, a comedy giant that has stood the test of time. His genius was taking the straight man role out of a comedy duo (ala Martin and Lewis, or Tommy and Dick Smothers), and just doing the straight man lines.....which proved that it's not the 'funny' guy that makes you laugh. It's the everyman, fish out of water guy that people can identify with.

Hello? Bob Newhart here. Oh hello, Tim. How are you doing? What? You want me to fill in for you at Branson? What's Branson? Really? Where's Branson? Branson Missouri? Tim, if you needed money, I could have loaned... Oh. You say they have theaters in Branson? Lots of theaters. Japanese violin players and a Titanic? Really? Is this for real or are you back on the glue, Tim? You say Branson big country music venue? When it rains, tourist huddle under Dolly Parton to stay dry? Sounds like a really swell place, Tim.

Oh, sorry Tim. I'm looking at my calendar and I just can't fill those dates. Oh, you didn't tell me which dates? Well, my calendar is pretty full. We're painting the living room and it'll take a while. We're using very small paint brushes. Probably going to take as long as those days you want me to fill.

Gee Tim, I'd like to talk more but this is long distance. You say you called me from your cell phone and that long distance calls cost you nothing? Wow. You've really got it made, Tim. Sounds like you really reached the top what with your 'free' long distance and you 'cell phone'. Me? I got a meter on my phone. Yep. Just like the electric company. A guy from AT&T comes by every month and reads the numbers. And the numbers are really rolling up right now, Tim. Gotta go. Take care. Oh, by the way. I'm getting a new phone number. I'll call you when I get it. No. You'll be the first to know. And the guy who's getting this number sounds a lot like me but he'll hang up a lot. Take care. Uh huh. Bye.