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Peter Parker, Manwhore

So, in the span of, what, a couple of weeks Marvel-time, Peter's already had drunk sex with his roommate, "don't look at my face while I come inside you" sex with Black Cat after breaking into the hotel room of a newlywed couple, a date with Hebe before Hercules punched him and now he appears to be wining and dining Carol. Am I missing anyone?

Guess we'll know the reason if there's sudden outbreak of cancer in the city.

BREAKING NEWS: MANWHORING IS NOT ILLEGAL, IT'S JUST SKEEVY. IN OTHER NEWS, THE WOMEN ARE NEW YORK ARE COMING DOWN WITH CANCER. THE EXACT CAUSE IS UNKNOWN, BUT DOCTORS THINK IRRADIATED BODILY FLUIDS MIGHT BE A FACTOR. FILM AT ELEVEN.

LIVE COVERAGE: SCIENTISTS BELIEVE IT MAY BE SKEEVY TO SOME, BUT SOME FIND A MAN DATING A FEW WOMEN SEPERATLY NORMAL. AS LONG AS HE IS NOT IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP AND LETS THE WOMAN NOW, IT SEEMS FINE. POLICE ARE INFORMING RESIDENTS THAT NEWS FONT JOKES ARE A NATIONAL TERROR AND THAT THEY MAY CAUSE GENITAL WARTS.

COMING TO YOU LIVE: PETER IS SKEEVY PERVERT IN THAT HE TELLS WOMEN HE ILLEGALLY BROKE INTO HOTEL ROOMS TO FUCK NOT TO LOOK AT HIS FACE AS HE COMES INSIDE HER. IF THAT'S NOT SKEEVY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. IN THE OPINION OF THIS REPORTER, PETER DESERVES TO GET SYPHILIS.

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