i like her legs but when she tweeted that she got her amazing legs from her mother, not only did i think she was wrong because her mother’s legs are not all that desirable, but the fact that she thinks her legs are spectacular. thin legs are not always amazing

Anon

Why is her Mum wearing jewellery to the beach?

Marco

I dig Ashley but she’s older than me

Happy cakes

Thanksgiving should always be spent on the beach in a bikini rather than buried under a mound of stuffing and mashed potatoes. You don’t dare overeat in that case!