"i feel like people are going to overthink my song about bedwetting when it comes out. nope, it's not a metaphor. i'm literally a bedwetter." - Kitty Pryde

Tumblr rap princess Kitty Pryde, who also maintains a pretty entertaining twitter (see above) is going on a tour next month. In Kitty's own words, she'll play NYC on August 22 at Santos Party House "aka where lil b did his first nyc show" and on August 16 she'll be "cold chillin in nyc but not playing a show." She also plays a Long Island show at Vibe Lounge on August 25. Tickets for the Santos show go on sale Wednesday (7/25) at 10 AM. A rough sketch of all upcoming dates is below.

Kitty. Thank you for sharing your chronic bedwetting story with the world.

Hopefully your song will bring some relief from all of the psychological distress that bedwetters endure. Contrary to doctor’s advice, you, at nineteen, you are proof that bedwetting does not just “Go Away”. The secret and the suffering continue.

We treat teenagers and adults worldwide. We would look forward to hearing from you so we can discuss our treatment program and it’s 97% success rate.

Kitty. Thank you for sharing your chronic bedwetting story with the world.

Hopefully your song will bring some relief from all of the psychological distress that bedwetters endure. Contrary to doctor’s advice, you, at nineteen, you are proof that bedwetting does not just “Go Away”. The secret and the suffering continue.

We treat teenagers and adults worldwide. We would look forward to hearing from you so we can discuss our treatment program and it’s 97% success rate.