"While the song and Ms. Ellingseter's daring are infectious, we don't want to see hospitals all over the world crowded with people who are missing digits after trying to create the next big YouTube parody. So let's just enjoy the "Knife Song" for the dangerous work of art that it is and let it go. Or if you must parody it, use something other than a knife for your creative spin. Try "The Feather Song" or "The Loaf Of Bread Song" or "The Imagine I'm Holding A Real Knife Song."