The real truth is that the computer that died automatically signed into Telltale, and when it died he forgot the password he used, which was probably some random gobbledygook anyway. Basically, he's locked out by his own incompetence. Kinda funny actually.

He's forgotten his password before and somehow managed to guess it. Hell, we could probably guess it if we thought enough about the sort of things he'd associate with a name like Comrade Pants.

The real truth is that the computer that died automatically signed into Telltale, and when it died he forgot the password he used, which was probably some random gobbledygook anyway. Basically, he's locked out by his own incompetence. Kinda funny actually.

He does know there's a "forgot password" button, right? Hell, if he needs it, I can even tell him which e-mail address is associated with the account.