Thursday, September 3, 2009

Metro often ignores the 140-character limit on its tweets, and when they do, it presents a mouthwatering chance to have a little fun at Metro's expense.So let's help Metro out and complete this gem from August 28, using the comments.

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in all manner of Le Tigre tracks and/or mixes that want to be there, or want to take you there.

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due to a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in telling emergency crews the truth about the situation while we come up with a good lie about it.

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in finding out just which metrorail driver is smoking up today on the job.

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due to a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays indefinitely because Lord knows if it's not smoke and fire, it will inevitably be something else.

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays while metro shifts tactics from killing customers by running them down with busses to charring them crispy!

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