The One Show

Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker, there are only two things to hate about the presenters of The One Show: Alex Jones’s voice and Matt Baker’s existence.

The tag line of the show used to be “If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. ” I find it hard to imagine that no one has ever talked about just how abysmal The One Show is.

Luckily, The One Show has a distinctive theme tune which acts like a klaxon alerting non-fans that it’s time to switch channels.