Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained, "so I'm looking for the seal!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly.

So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was just being the Ring Bear!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Niteowl, Haroula, cailyn and all on the way to the Diner. Joe good luck with the move. Ana enjoy your hike with the pups. Niteowl enjoy your day too. Haroula hope all is well with you and the sun shine soon. Cailyn thank for the coffee. Happy day wished for all!

Good morning everyone. Joe, may the move go quickly and easily. Not sure what's on the agenda for today yet besides our walk. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, Omelets, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, Toast, and Hot Chocolate, in the NC.

Joe I hope that all goes smoothly with the move today! Thanks for the laughs.

Ana did you have the store to yourself??? Seems you would at that hour of the day. Have a lovely and much needed walk in the woods with the dog!

niteowl have a lovely weekend also!! When do yo get to move??

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the hot coffee! Enjoy the day!

Gerry have a nice walk and day!

Connie hope ya find something fun to do after the walk! Thanks for the danish!

Gail have a nice day and hope you find some fun things to dao. Game on!!

Space have a lovely weekend!!!

Plans here for the next few days will be to stay in bed where it is warm. They are talking about the bottom falling out of the temps. I mean the highs will be below zero and like -30 with the windchill. Brrrr. Poor Sassy.

Nan, staying in a warm bed sounds good to me. Wow, that is way too cold!!

I'm off today. I think my system is still recovering from all those hours I worked during the holidays, even though I didn't have many at all this week. So I'm going to relax and game today. Next Saturday, though, I'm going out with my friend.

Okay, off to find a game to play. Hope everyone here has a terrific Saturday.

Edited by venus (01/19/1311:06 AM)

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Hi Boomers! Haven't been here much as life dictates differently right now. MIL is coming along but has so very far to go. My own Mum also takes up a lot of my time. Been wicked cold here on this usually temperate coast for over two weeks getting down to 27* several times in the early AM's. Southern Cali is sounding really nice to me. Off I go. Happy Gaming everyone!!

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