I'm Going Straight To Hell

Some just sent me a little note that I'm going straight to Hell for laughing at (Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, etc...).

"We all know the Pope was elected in utmost secrecy with the rooms they held the conclave swept for bugs and microphones, special filtering was setup for radio waves and cell phones, etc... . But you want to know the real reason for all the secrecy and privacy? They're in there with a bunch of little boys and they didn't want to get caught."

That's just so wrong. But I still laughed. And I was baptized as a baby. I'm going straight to Hell.