Josh Garnett tweet of the year

I normally don't believe in making a post based off of one tweet, but this is just amazing. Josh Garnett just tweeted this "Today a reporter asked me why I like michigan. My response 1) Because I love @erikmagnuson77 he's my boo and 2) I hate Ohio State"

No, Comrade! The People's O-Line thundering across the steppes is no less than the armored might of the Glorious revolutionary T-34 tanks built by the engineering majors in the heart of our eutopian regime, crushing the decadent running-dog lackies of the West before them.

Historica revisionism is practiced by all the Victors so this fits. The WLA was for spread as Communist Revolution in the B1G but now we're treating the spread as merely a pawn of capitalistic overlords that were trying to blunt the edge of the revolution.

I am not encouraged by his tweet. he doesn't list Michigan academics in his reasons and he has already stated that academics is more important to him than football. also I don't think his Michigan likes will overcome the sunshine and living on the west coast.

Thanks Kreskin...amazing insight you divined from a single innocuous tweet. I bet if someone tweets "Goodnight, world," you'd take it as a suicide note. Do me a favor, don't ever become a CIA analyst, you'll surely misinterpret Ahmoudinejad's grocery list for a missive ordering a nuclear strike and inadvertently cause WWIII. Or better yet, just stop looking at Twitter.