The Allfull
Truth:
"It's true, I tell you. The English are known for their
cooking."

"Quick. Hand her the
paddles, Mr. Grant.
She's having a caryiac arrest."

"It's
been awhile since I've had bangers and mash, but I don't recall it
looking like this."

"Mmmm. I
wonder what would have happened if they had named this place the
Blue Bowler, or the Tangerine Top Hat or maybe the Seafoam
Sombrero. I know! The only person who would have been caught dead
in here is Archie Leach!"