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Not gonna lie, if everything in the last caption actually happens, I’ll start watching again. Gotta wonder how they’d get the truck through/around that entrance, seeing as Austin barely made it when he did it.

I’m waiting for Business Suit Kane to reveal he’s Joseph Park’s new business partner. Also seeing Eva Marie needing to learn how to kick reminds me of the days of video gaming when you had to learn moves like kick as you levelled up. Great stuff!

Loved the Dwayne Johnson crib notes meme. I still can’t believe that he actually had promo notes written on his wrists two years ago when he was feuding with Cena during the build up to WM28.
Hey, if Tyson and Natalya join the Real Americans, the WWE will have its’ very own version of NAFTA.
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Hmm. As for PPV pre shows, that we remember from about 15-20 years ago. Yokozuna breaking the ring ropes mid-banzai drop, T.L. Hopper Caddyshack moment and more craptastic memories. Realistic backstage cameras? Quality can be argued, but ECW backstage camera/promos looked realistic and gritty (Pulp Fiction music playing mid black&white promo anyone?). My question is who was first? AJ and Snukas son or Gail Kim and Barbarians son?