Flavor Flav doeswear a hat with horns on it sometimes... Just not one that looks that much like mine. There were plastic ones that looked more like his, but they also were both more expensive and seemingly more likely to break (almost all of the ones the store had on the shelves had a horn part of the way off).

PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.

Ah man Banana Republic has the most fetching teal sweater. I didn't buy it because it only really goes with this one shirt and it wasn't reduced. I could have got a plain white shirt as well, but seriously we are awful for sizes. Dress shirts? I'm sorry sir, all Toronto stores now only stock dress shirts for giants. For some reason only small people want dress shirts.

Anyway, we get to use our employee discount (50%) on marked-down items for a couple of days. I bought clothes that fit. It is a new experience! I seem to have somewhere lost four inches of waist, meaning my already-too-big suit is now six inches too big and makes me look like a clown. So, I'll have some money sent from the car fund, because I figure a suit that fits at about 75% off is a worthy investment.