Man up. I know it's happened to every single one of you atleast once where you got owned. Tell your stories.

One time in middle school, someone threw my basketball over a chainlink fence, so I hopped the fence, but I got my shoe lace caught on top of the fence... and ofcourse, I happened to have my shoes double tied and because of that, I ended up hanging up side down from my shoe lace and then finally 5 minutes later, someone snipped my shoelace. I was so f*ckin pissed off after that... Worst part of it, it was right after school so people were everywhere so everyone saw my ass hanging upside down from a chainlink fence.

And heres one about owning myself. Me and one of my buddies were freshman in HS and we were playing basketball on 8 foot hoops so we can dunk. We were setting eachother up for alleyoops. I turned my back and tried to set my friend with an alleyoop bouncing it between my legs to go behind me... I f*cked up the bounce and smacked my self square in the nuts and was laying fetal position on the ground for 10-15 minutes. My friend, obviously, was laughing his ass off.

those are some pretty harsh stories but i have one too. One time in middle school i was sitting with the girl i liked and i threw up all over her. i know thats sounds childish but that killed me cuz she hated me after that.

In 11th grade we was in class just telling jokes as time went by. One of my friedns told a joke about some pimps and his ho's. Well anyway, part of the joke is to say the joke wrongs and wait for someont to correct the joke teller.

Well my ass corrects him and he slaps me, (part of the joke) but my ass wasn't joking around and was upset then a mug. We smoothed it out at lunch latter that day.

What really sucks is when you're in middleschool or HS and you gotta get up for school and you have morning wood and your mom, dad, or sister like to be asses and snatch the covers off you and all you are wearing are your boxers.

What really sucks is when you're in middleschool or HS and you gotta get up for school and you have morning wood and your mom, dad, or sister like to be asses and snatch the covers off you and all you are wearing are your boxers.

Back in 3rd grade I used to go to Catholic school. So one day it was a day where we could where our own clothes, and I didn't really like to wear underwear. I was wearing sweatpants that day, and at the beginning of the day, I got a hard on. At the time I didn't know that this was a bad thing, since it never happened to me before, while I wasn't wearing underwear. So I walked around for about 2 hours with a hard on, and then something worse happened.

I get called up to the front of the class to do something on the board, blissfully unaware that I look like a fool. And it turns out that theres a whole in my pants. So while im moving around th front of the room, my dick slips through the whole, and whadayaknow, I can't get it to go back through. Good thing the only people from that class that I still see, are friends who rarely bring it up.

Back in 3rd grade I used to go to Catholic school. So one day it was a day where we could where our own clothes, and I didn't really like to wear underwear. I was wearing sweatpants that day, and at the beginning of the day, I got a hard on. At the time I didn't know that this was a bad thing, since it never happened to me before, while I wasn't wearing underwear. So I walked around for about 2 hours with a hard on, and then something worse happened.

I get called up to the front of the class to do something on the board, blissfully unaware that I look like a fool. And it turns out that theres a whole in my pants. So while im moving around th front of the room, my dick slips through the whole, and whadayaknow, I can't get it to go back through. Good thing the only people from that class that I still see, are friends who rarely bring it up.

I remember in middle school, I had a hard on and all I was wearing were boxers that didn't have the button on the crotch and basketball shorts. My math teacher called me up to figure out a math question on the board.

Back in 3rd grade I used to go to Catholic school. So one day it was a day where we could where our own clothes, and I didn't really like to wear underwear. I was wearing sweatpants that day, and at the beginning of the day, I got a hard on. At the time I didn't know that this was a bad thing, since it never happened to me before, while I wasn't wearing underwear. So I walked around for about 2 hours with a hard on, and then something worse happened.

I get called up to the front of the class to do something on the board, blissfully unaware that I look like a fool. And it turns out that theres a whole in my pants. So while im moving around th front of the room, my dick slips through the whole, and whadayaknow, I can't get it to go back through. Good thing the only people from that class that I still see, are friends who rarely bring it up.

You should have asked you teacher (only if she was a female) to put it back in for you.

Back in 3rd grade I used to go to Catholic school. So one day it was a day where we could where our own clothes, and I didn't really like to wear underwear. I was wearing sweatpants that day, and at the beginning of the day, I got a hard on. At the time I didn't know that this was a bad thing, since it never happened to me before, while I wasn't wearing underwear. So I walked around for about 2 hours with a hard on, and then something worse happened.

I get called up to the front of the class to do something on the board, blissfully unaware that I look like a fool. And it turns out that theres a whole in my pants. So while im moving around th front of the room, my dick slips through the whole, and whadayaknow, I can't get it to go back through. Good thing the only people from that class that I still see, are friends who rarely bring it up.

I dont remember getting hard-ons in elementary school.

I flashed my wang in 1st grade and some girl said it was a worm.

Thought a tampon machine was a soap machine and asked my whole class why the men didnt have a soap machine. Yep.

Fell from a fence on my ass.

One time i had a random hard-on cus i had to pee. We were lifting weights and my friend flicked the tip of it.

the parachute is my self ownage.. when i was about 10 my dad took me to an air show and we saw these paratroppers dropping from the sky, how very cool that seemed to me and having a parachute became a priority in my life...
well so i get my mom to dye and old sheet blue for me and she's concerend but what the heck, i promissed her up and down i'd never jump off the roof with it...
of course not, the roof wasn't high enough what i needed was the pine tree in my neigbors yard that was like 4 stories tall...lol

the self ownage came quickly the sheet was snagged on a branch as soon as i jumped and i hit every limb i could on the way down...

they took me to the ER where i was judged to not have any broken bones but i had three fingernails removed because sap and pieces of bark had been rammed so deep underneath them from grabbing at anything that would slow me down...lol

and the real beauty of it is, i had cut a hole as a vent in the parachute just like the real ones so i wouldn't come down to slow