Our progressive contributor Alva Goldbook posted on his Nitwit Blog a clever diatribe titled The Mental Illness Of Conservatism in which he took a long statement by Hitler, substituted "Jews" for "Liberals," "Germany" for "America," and "Fascists" for "Conservatives," and asked us to guess which conservative pundit wrote that.

Alva forgot that, in our definition of Hitler in the People's Glossary we had set a strict rule stipulating that "any such discussions should only be allowed to Party-approved professors of progressive science," so that untrained puny-minded weak liberals (UPMWL) wouldn't trespass into an ideological minefield and blow up the carefully constructed progressive defenses - which is what Alva just did, being the aforementioned UPMWL.

We wouldn't be concerned with what's written in Alva's blogspeck if this was not a recurrent theme of many a diatribe issued lately by the UPMWL, from Alva all the way to George Soros.~So we asked Alva a follow-up question: Which socialist pundit he thinks said this:

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"We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions." It turns out this was said by Adolf Hitler in a speech of May 1, 1927 (Quoted by Toland, 1976, p. 306) We'll just add to this that May Day was also an important holiday in the Nazi Germany.

In addition, here are just some selected points of the NSDAP* Program composed by Adolf Hitler and Anton Drexler. They were publicly presented on 24 February 1920 "to a crowd of almost two thousand and every single point was accepted amid jubilant approval." (Mein Kampf, Volume II, Chapter I). Unlike Alva, we didn't have to resort to any tricks like substituting the name of an ethnic group with an ideology, etc.---------* NSDAP = The National-Socialist German Workers Party (Die Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei)

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- We demand that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens.- The abolition of incomes unearned by work.- The breaking of the slavery of interest- Personal enrichment from war must be regarded as a crime against the nation. We demand therefore the ruthless confiscation of all war profits.- We demand the nationalization of all businesses which have been formed into corporations (trusts).- We demand profit-sharing in large industrial enterprises.- We demand the extensive development of insurance for old age.- We demand the passing of a law for the expropriation of land for communal purposes without compensation- The State must consider a thorough reconstruction of our national system of education. The aim of the school must be to give the pupil, beginning with the first sign of intelligence, a grasp of the nation of the State (through the study of civic affairs).- The State must ensure that the nation's health standards are raised by protecting mothers and infants, by prohibiting child labor.- We demand the abolition of the mercenary army and the foundation of a people's army.- The publishing of papers which are not conducive to the national welfare must be forbidden.- Our nation can achieve permanent health only from within on the basis of the principle: The common interest before self-interest.- To put the whole of this program into effect, we demand the creation of a strong central state powerSo there you have it: "The common interest before self-interest." That is the spirit of Hitler's program.

It was all for the children of the toiling masses

Doesn't this sound like the high moral ground that international socialists continue to claim? It's the morality of collectivism that unites world's useful idiots - the lazy, the helpless, and the useless - against the smart, the productive, the self-sustaining. This morality doesn't have to be rational, just, or sustainable - as long as it warms your heart with feel-good notions and boosts your adrenaline, turning you into a self-righteous zealot convinced that the end justifies the means.

It is the thrill of the free-fall morality of wealth redistribution that stirs the crowds - be it Moscow, Berlin, Havana, Caracas, or New York, inspiring them to go on sacrificial crusades in the name of THE COMMON GOOD™ at the expense of the isolated and demonized groups of "exploiting bloodsuckers," whoever they are.

That is why it is so important for the progressive propagandists to be secretive about Hitler's belief in the collectivist principles of socialism. Hitler must be left out of all discussions about THE COMMON GOOD™ because someone might actually connect the dots and realize that the wars, the looting, and the slaughter of innocents that Hitler initiated were caused, in fact, by his selfless desire to advance the collectivist principles of socialism - much like Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Castro, Che Guevara, and other heroes of the progressive community.

That, along with Hitler's belief in the virtues of vegetarianism and non-smoking must be kept as Party's best-kept secret, out of bounds for the puny-minded weak liberals like Alva. That is why all the UPMWL in the audience are hereby commanded immediately to erase this information both from their heads and their computers, not necessarily in that order. All you are allowed to remember is that any discussions about Hitler and his "struggle" should only be allowed to Party Leaders and tenured professors of progressive science. It's needed for THE COMMON GOOD™. It's always for THE COMMON GOOD™.

Oh wow! That really makes my head hurt! Jeesh, I didn't know thinking was going to be required when I signed up for this revolution.

Please comrade, in the future just tell me what you want me to think and don't bother to explain it to me. Better yet, just write the data to an EPROM that I can insert into my groupthink socket.

All I know about Hitler...all I really need to know about Hitler, is that Karl Rove-sputin somehow obtained stem cells from him and implanted them in Bu$hitler's brain. That's good enough for me. Well...that and the undeniable fact that Eva Braun was a total hottie. Especially when she wore that peasant dress with the knee socks and that hat thing. I mean WOW! How could the guy concentrate on annexing the Sudetenland with that nubile nymph prancing around Berchtesgaden?

Indeed this is a dangerous post for non-party members. The current programme espoused by Heir Hillary has been stolen from Heir Hitler. Only Party members may view this post, no? After all, we don't want to be seen as copy cats.

It's the morality of collectivism that unites world's useful idiots - the lazy, the helpless, and the useless - against the smart, the productive, the self-sustaining.

This is where some of us (I don't want to name names - at least not without being properly "convinced" to do so) are missing the whole point of Progressivism. You see, comrades, it's simply not fair that some members of society are given the unegalitarian advantage of being born smart, productive, or self-sustaining. The lazy, the helpless, and the useless are born victims of the afore mentioned enemies of the society. It's not their fault they were born lazy, or whiny, or allergic to education, or too incompetent to hold a job. All they need is a hand up, not a handout, a level playing field, a tiny redistribution of the ill-gotten gains so cynically referred to as wealth, etc.

Comrade Alva made a serious mistake drawing attention to Herr Hitler like that. Perhaps a little reeducation is in order. My contacts in Cambodia may have an opening for him in one of their hidden reeducation camps. I'll call them and see what I can do.

The incompetent baffoons (not that it's their fault) of our society do not need a 'hand up'. They cannot perform at that level because the fact is that they were born with an overactive 'lazy dumbass' portion of their brain, it's not their fault. Therefore by putting them, say in charge of rocket development, would be unfair as they wouldn't be able to perform and it would hurt their self esteem. So in order to remedy this horrendous poor self esteem epidemic rampaging through our collective, we must bring everyone else down to the level of the dumbest laziest worthless piece of crap (not that there is anything wrong with that) on the planet, forcibly if necessary. We of the Inner Party will handle all the thinking and planning and such and all will be well.

by putting them, say in charge of rocket development, would be unfair as they wouldn't be able to perform and it would hurt their self esteem.But it's been done very successfully, comrade! The incompetent baffoons were in charge of Chernobyl (hence the meltdown), at the US North East electrical circuits (hence the blackouts), at the recording studio (hence Yoko Ono, and now also Paris Hilton).

And, finally, in New Orleans - where the failure to repair the levies or evacuate residents hardly hurt the self-esteem of the local incompetent baffoons in charge of the city - they just blamed everything on Bush and FEMA! (including the near loss of the people's $90K which Rep. William Jefferson had been protecting from the global warming in his freezer). If anything, Katrina boosted the incompetent baffoons' self-esteem which resulted in the reelection of both Mayor Nagin and Rep. William Jefferson.

Thanks for reminding me, Laika - when I listed incompetent baffoons at the recording studio I forgot to mention Alva Goldbook. Is his self-esteem hurting? Not a chance in hell! He is the proud William Hung of the progressive community!

One thing left out of this discussion by Comrade Alva is that Mr. Hitler was a very snappy dresser. If more comrades would coordinate their earth tones more fluently and accessorize with greater applomb, the revolution would progress with greater celerity!

This is absolutely hilarious. Mulva defines mudslinging and censors his posts. Mikael Milquetoast puts a link to his site after every sentence and Red puts an extra w with the www and the pussy has a hissy fit and calls it censorship. They can't get anybody to post on their own mentally deranged sites, so they come here to amuse us with their silly ramblings and rants.Thank goodness we're here to answer their cries for help.

Ooooo, yeah, ummm, we don't believe in "veganism" anymore, comrade Now. Yeah, it's exploitive to all those brave carrots, apples and other members of the ethnic vegetation background who have proven to be loyal supporters of the revolution, and most importantly, the Democrat-ic Party (I shudder when saying "democratic",yeck!).

So, comrade Now, in the interest of social justiceand the money we can make in T-Shirt sales, we have decided to do away with the consumption of Vegetable-Amerikans and have welcomed them in as a new voting bloc. Yes, there will be a Vegan Reich where THEY shall rule the likes of knuckle-dragging KKKonservatives for a "zhousand" years.

I also want to point out to you that Vegetable-Amerikans are unfairly grouped below meats and fat,oils and sweets. This is wrong, racist and should be turned into a social movement IMMEDIATELY! We must ALL work for the liberation of Vegetable-Amerikans and Bread-Amerikans (who by the way are diserable mates for toasters).

A complete exploitive diagram of food class-struggle is illustrated here

It was particularly illuminating. Nota bene that comrades in the UK have already begun the struggle for food liberation by banning cheese from being exploited:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770This should open a new window for all peoples concerned with the very pressing issue of liberating foodstuffs around the world (in lieu of minor issues like the threat of Islamism).

I vill see all you comrades at ze next Libertarian National Socialist Green Party meeting: http://www.nazi.org/Thank you for the find, comrade - or should I say Genosse? A very illuminating website. I wonder if Al Gore is not one of its sponsors. If only Bush had not stolen that election from him we could all be enjoying the gentle fist of the National Socialist Green Party right now. He would hold all those corporatist fascists under the green thumb, so to speak... Um, can we still call Bush a fascist - or is it a good word now? After all, fascism is just another word for collectivism...

Welcome back!Welcome back to the same old place that you laughed about!

We knew you'd come back. Get's kinda lonely over at Nitwitia doesn't it, when you filter all the posts? We almost understand, not quite, but almost.You're welcome here Alva any time. You see, we had a very naughty troll post hundreds of spam links to this site and we had to banish him, considering Google regulations, spam, and shutting down sites....Matt Cutts...yada, yada... We know you're not that dumb and at least you surrendered with honor. The Mimeshevik troll, on the other hand.....well, let's just say "Smersh Happens".Keep up the good work. You're living proof of why we're here.Did you find "Cancer Man" yet? I'd hate to think he's shivering in the Global Warming.

Actually, if you think about it, global warming won't be that bad. Mother Russia will be converted from the frozen wasteland it is into a tropical paradise of the people. Meanwhile all the evil capitalist countries will end up as burning deserts and will be begging us to help them.

The Nitwit has posted a new article, this time linking Mussolini to conservatism.I guess we will never get a REAL response from Alva on the Hitler connection to Socialism (National Socialism that is). Oh well, once a Nitwit, always a Nitwit!

1.) Powerful and Continuing Nationalism (that's why liberals hate "States Rights")2.) Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights (especially the unborn)3.) Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause (Republicans = Nazis, Fascists..etc..How ingenius to include this point in your article Alva!)4.) Supremacy of the Military (don't ask, don't tell, liberals know how to protect us))5.) Rampant Sexism (Rock the Vote, MTV, Gay marriage, Mastrubate for Peace, condoms in schools, Marble ceilings, yuk yuk)6.) Controlled Mass Media (NPR, CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, am I missing anybody else?)7.) Obsession with National Security (Point well taken Alva, I'll concede on this one)8.) Religion and Government are Intertwined (Can anybody say Sharia or Islam?)9.) Corporate Power is Protected (FCC, SEC, OSHA, EPA, shall I continue?)10.) Labor Power is Suppressed (ever been in a Labor Union? I was in the CWA and the Teamsters, all they did was suppress my wallet and destroyed two places of employment)11.) Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts (especially mimes and whackos who piss on a crucifix or toss shit on a madonna, that's why there were all those riots and embassy burnings...no wait, that was a Danish cartoon. Damn Ayn Rand freaks!)12.) Obsession with Crime and Punishment (Ask Mikael)13.) Rampant Cronyism and Corruption (Bonnie Fwank, Alcee Hastings, William Jefferson, Harry Reid, John Conyers, John Murtha, Jesse Jackson, Keith Ellison, Hillary Clinton, just to name a couple)14. Fraudulent Elections (Funny there wasn't any on November 7th 2006? Hmmmmm....I wonder why? But just for fun: http://www.adversity.net/florida/Frame_ ... y_1960.htm)

7.) Obsession with National Security (Point well taken Alva, I'll concede on this one)I might agree if this was obsession with National Security in peace time without provocation. But having seen the WTC fall from up close as 3,000 people were being murdered, and knowing that I could be one of them, I think it would be insane not to be worried about National Security.

7.) Obsession with National Security (Point well taken Alva, I'll concede on this one)I might agree if this was obsession with National Security in peace time without provocation. But having seen the WTC fall from up close as 3,000 people were being murdered, and knowing that I could be one of them, I think it would be insane not to be worried about National Security.

So I wouldn't concede that one either. It's "0" for Nitwitia.

Red Square, I would think as our fearless leader you would be first to understand that we should obey the whims of the progressives, for they have our best interests at heart. I for one welcome our new overlords.

Alva is right in one thing - most dictionary definitions are biased. Especially when using the term "right-wing." Whatever it used to mean in the Old World, in today's America, right-wing means standing for individualism, prvate property, small government, and capitalism.

A more objective and scientific definition/description of fascism, one that's not conforming to the expectations of the Nitwitian girls with kaleidoscope eyes, should include fascists' preferences for

1. belief in the big benevolent government as the caring Big Brother (statistm)2. one-Party rule with pretense elections (fake appearance of the people's power)3. planned (command) economy4. massive welfare based on the government's unrealistic promises to take care of everyone5. 100% employment as part of the welfare package (you must work whether you want it or not)6. resulting coercion of businesses by the government redistribution of wealth7. little respect for private property8. view of nationalization of resources and industries as a solution to economic problems9. collectivist ideology (subjugation of the individual to the collective)10. moral relativity (good and bad are not absolute values but fluctuate depending on what is deemed good or bad today for "the people's cause" as defined by the opinion makers in the service of the leader)11. cult of the leader12. reliance on "junk science" to justify the morality of current policies13. the resulting corruption (cronyism, nepotism, black market, bribes, money is replaced by favors, barter, and privileges, such as, access to the trough of the distribution system)14. the need for scapegoats to blame for such system's inevitable failures (Jews, capitalists, rednecks, Americans, etc.)

and so on.....

These features are common in both officially "fascistic" and "socialist" regimes.

Mussolini was born in the village of Dovia di Predappio in the province of Forlì, in Emilia-Romagna on July 29, 1883 to Rosa and Alessandro Mussolini. He was named Benito after Mexican reformist President Benito Juárez; the names Andrea and Amilcare were for Italian socialists Andrea Costa and Amilcare Cipriani. His mother, Rosa Maltoni, was a teacher. His father, Alessandro, was a blacksmith who often encouraged Benito to disobey authority (other than his own). He adored his father, but his love was never reciprocated. Like his father, who was a member of the first Socialist International, Benito became a socialist. He was not baptized as a child.Here's an offshoot of that article. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascio

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During the 19th century, the bundle of rods, in Latin called fasces and in Italian fascio, came to symbolize strength through unity, the point being that whilst each independent rod was fragile, as a bundle they were strong. By extension, the word fascio came in modern Italian political usage to mean group, union, band or league. It was first used in this sense in the 1870s by groups of revolutionary democrats and socialists in Sicily, to describe themselves. The most famous of these groups was the Fasci Siciliani during 1895–96.[1] Thereafter, the word retained revolutionary connotations. It was these connotations which made it attractive, for example, to young nationalists of leftist background who demanded Italian intervention in World War I. The fasci they formed were scattered over Italy, and it was to one of these spontaneously created groups, devoid of party affiliations, that Benito Mussolini belonged. A bundle of rods sticking together. That's the essence of collectivism. One bunch against another bunch. Doesn't this situation remind you of all the various "independent" leftist groups like "United for Peace & Justice," etc. Or like "Impeach For Peace?" Mussolini wrote a novel, Hitler painted pictures, and Mikael Rudolph was a mime.

Nowhere in this situation you will find the fascists' preference for capitalism, all of them coming from the ranks of socialist revolutionaries. The Left's favorite stand of equating capitalism and fascism is fake, disingenious, and is below any serious criticism.

Alva's quotes from Mussolini stating that fascism is a complete opposite of socialism remind me of Lenin saying that the Mensheviks are a complete opposite of the Bolsheviks. Lenin reserved the worst words for their former Party comrades - in their eyes, the Mensheviks were even worse than the bourgeoisie. Stalin's worst enemy in the 1930s was not world capitalism - it was Trotsky, a communist!

That means we shouldn't take quotes by such partisan hacks as Stalin, Lenin, Mussolini, Hitler, and the like for granted. They all fought with each other for the same turf. They viewed each other as heretics distorting their own faith. Throughout history people hated heretics more than they hated those outside of their belief system. That's what all this mutual hatred between the "left" and the supposed "right" amounts to: they are the right and the left inside the same collectivist belief system.

Think of how narrow-minded one must be to assign roles to the American individualistic "right-wingers" from within this wacky socialist frame of references. Can the lefties ever imagine how big a world exists outside the illusionary walls of their voluntary ideological confinement? (Think of an angry partisan mime who can't break out of his invisible box). The Left appointed the song "Imagine" their anthem and they think it somehow makes them the most imaginative people by default. They think they have the monopoly on calling us "fascists" - while they themselves are rolling in a collectivist pile of old fascist poo believing it to be some progressive variety of a haystack.

Laika the Space Dog wrote7.) Obsession with National Security (Point well taken Alva, I'll concede on this one)

I might agree if this was obsession with National Security in peace time without provocation. But having seen the WTC fall from up close as 3,000 people were being murdered, and knowing that I could be one of them, I think it would be insane not to be worried about National Security.

So I wouldn't concede that one either. It's "0" for Nitwitia.

After further review of play on the field, the original call still stands. 1 point is awarded to Nitwitia.

Of course it is insane not to be worried or obsessed with national security in these times that try men's souls (if they have any). What Mulva is equating is that only "Reich Wingers" actually care about such "silly, unprogressive and reactionary" ideas like protecting this country because to him, it's just not worth it. To him "America Sucks" so why defend it? So, yes, call it obsessive if he likes to, along with all the assorted tin foil hat moonbats. We'll just call it "Common Sense".

I just stumbled over these 25 POINTS OF AMERICAN NATIONAL SOCIALISM from the National Socialist Movement's website operating out of Detroit, Mi., and immediately recognized it for what it was - an ineptly plagiarized list of demands presented by Hitler on February 24, 1920 "to a crowd of almost two thousand and every single point was accepted amid jubilant approval." (Mein Kampf, Volume II, Chapter I).

This wouldn't even be worth mentioning if it weren't for the rather dark irony: apart from a few racist references, these statements sound very much like what one hears today at rallies filled with Unionists, Socialists, Democrats, Obamabots, and, of course, Wall Street Occupiers.

National Socialist Movement

25 POINTS OF AMERICAN NATIONAL SOCIALISM

We demand the union of all Whites into a greater America on the basis of the right of national self-determination.

We demand equality of rights for the American people in its dealings with other nations, and the revocation of the United Nations, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, the World Bank, the North American Free Trade Agreement, the World Trade Organization, and the International Monetary Fund.

We demand land and territory (colonies) to feed our people and to settle surplus population.

Only members of the nation may be citizens of the state. Only those of pure White blood, whatever their creed, may be members of the nation. Non-citizens may live in America only as guests and must be subject to laws for aliens. Accordingly, no Jew or homosexual may be a member of the nation.

The right to vote on the State government and legislation shall be enjoyed by citizens of the state alone.

We therefore demand that all official appointments, of whatever kind, whether in the nation, in the states or in smaller localities, shall be held by none but citizens.

We oppose the corrupting parliamentary custom of filling posts merely in accordance with party considerations and special interests-without reference to character or abilities.

We demand that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens. If it should prove impossible to feed the entire population, foreign nationals (non-citizens) will be deported.

All non-White immigration must be prevented. We demand that all non-Whites currently residing in America be required to leave the nation forthwith and return to their land of origin: peacefully or by force.

All citizens shall have equal rights and duties, regardless of class or station.

It must be the first duty of every citizen to perform physical or mental work. The activities of the individual must not clash within the framework of the community and be for the common good.

We therefore demand:

The abolition of incomes unearned by work. The breaking of interest slavery.

In view of the enormous personal sacrifices of life and property demanded of a nation by any war, personal enrichment from war must be regarded as a crime against the nation. We therefore demand the ruthless confiscation of all war profits.

We demand the nationalization of all businesses which have been formed into corporations (trusts).

We demand economic reform suitable to our national requirements;The prohibition of pro-marxist unions and their supplantation with National Socialist trade unions;

The passing of a law instituting profit-sharing in large industrial enterprises;

The creation of a livable wage;

The restructuring of social security and welfare to include drug testing for welfare recipients;

The immediate discontinuation of all taxes on things of life's necessity, such as food, clothing, shelter, medicine etc.:

The replacement of the current tax system with a flat-rate tax based on income.

We demand the treasonable system of health care be completely revolutionized.We demand an end to the status quo in which people die or rot away from lack of proper treatment due to the failure of their medical coverage, Health Maintenance Organization, or insurance policy.

We further demand the extensive development of insurance for old age and that prescription drugs be made both affordable and accessible.

We demand the creation and maintenance of a healthy middle class, the immediate communalizing of big department stores and their lease at a cheap rate to small traders, and that the utmost consideration shall be shown to all small trades in the placing of state and municipal orders.

We demand a land reform suitable to our national requirements, that shall be twofold in nature:

The primary land reform will be to ensure all members of the nation receive affordable housing. The party as such stands explicitly for private property.

However, we support the passing of a law for the expropriation of land for communal purposes without compensation when deemed necessary for land illegally acquired, or not administered in accordance with the national welfare.

We further demand the abolition of ground rent, the discontinuation of all taxes on property, and the prohibition of all speculation in land.

The secondary land reform will be to ensure the environmental integrity of the nation is preserved;

By setting aside land for national wildlife refuges;

By cleaning the urban, agricultural, and hydrographical (water) areas of the nation;

By creating legislation regulating the amount of pollution, carbon dioxide, greenhouse gases , and toxins released into the atmosphere;

And for the continued research and development of clean burning fuels and energy sources.

We demand the ruthless prosecution of those whose activities are injurious to the common interest. Murderers, rapists, pedophiles, drug dealers, usurers, profiteers, race traitors, etc. must be severely punished, whatever their creed or race.

We demand that Roman edict law, which serves a materialistic new world order, be replaced by Anglo-Saxon common law.

The state must consider a thorough reconstruction of our national system of education with the aim of opening up to every able and hardworking American the possibility of higher education and of thus obtaining advancement.

The curricula of all educational establishments must be brought into line with the requirements of practical life.

The aim of the school must be to give the pupil, beginning with the first sign of intelligence, a grasp of the state of the nation through the study of civic affairs.

We demand the education of gifted children of poor parents, whatever their class or occupation, at the expense of the state.

The state must ensure that the nation's health standards are raised by protecting mothers, infants, and the unborn:By prohibiting abortion and euthanasia, except in cases of rape, incest, race-mixing, or mental retardation

By prohibiting child labor and ending the rudiments of child abuse, alcoholism, and drug addiction.

By creating conditions to make possible the reestablishment of the nuclear family in which the father works while the mother stays at home and takes care of the children if they so choose.

By taking away the economic burden associated with childbirth and replacing it with a structured system of pay raises for those that give birth to healthy babies, thereby returning the blessing associated with children.

To further ensure that the nation's health standards are raised, legislation shall be passed promoting physical strength and providing for compulsory gymnastics and sports, and by the extensive support of clubs engaged in the physical training of youth.

We demand the right to bear arms for law-abiding citizens.

We demand the abolition of the mercenary army, the end to the over-use of our military as a 'Meals-on-Wheels' program in foreign lands of no vital interest to our nation; and the formation of a true national service for the defense of our race and nation. One that excludes: non-Americans, criminals, and sensitivity training.

We demand legal warfare on deliberate political mendacity and its dissemination in the press. To facilitate the creation of a national press we demand:

(a) That all editors of and contributors to newspapers appearing in the English language must be members of the nation;

(b) That no non-American newspapers may appear without the express permission of the State. They must not be written in the English language;

(c) That non-Whites shall be prohibited by law from participating financially in or influencing American newspapers, and that the penalty for contravening such a law shall be the suppression of any such newspapers, and the immediate deportation of the non-Americans involved.

The publishing of papers which are not conducive to the national welfare must be forbidden. We demand the legal prosecution of all those tendencies in art and literature which corrupt our national life, and the suppression of cultural events which violate this demand.

We demand absolute religious freedom for all denominations in the State, provided they do not threaten its existence nor offend the moral feelings of the White race. The Party combats the Jewish-materialistic spirit within and without us, and is convinced that our nation can achieve permanent health only from within on the basis of the principle: The common good before self-interest.

To put the whole program into effect, we demand the creation of a strong central national government for the nation; the unconditional authority of the political central parliament over the entire nation and its organizations; and the formation of committees for the purpose of carrying out the general legislation passed by the nation and the various American States.

The leaders of the movement promise to work ruthlessly-if need be to sacrifice their very lives-to translate this program into action.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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