When you guys inevitably break up, do you get rid of this shirt? Or, do you just wait until you get a new guy, then pretend that you bought it just for him? Is it awkward when he sees a picture of you with a former beau, and you’re wearing that shirt? When you break up with a guy, does he say, “But your t-shirt said you hearted me!”When you’re single, do you shove it in the drawer with those free shirts you get at the AIDs walk or a football game, but you never wear?

I do like, however, that this shirt is a prime example of mullet clothing – faithful in the front, come-hither in the back.