Blame the Mormons

I heard the newscaster say, as she says every year, "Tonight we lose an hour of sleep." Remember the law of conservation of energy? Energy is never lost, only changed in form? Time is a form of energy in my opinion. It certainly drains us of ours.

So by my reckoning, if time is energy, and energy is never lost, then where the bloody hell are these hours going? My theory? The Mormons steal them. They're so damn productive. To have all that time for extra wives and kids, they must be stealing hours from us. That's my theory. What's yours?