Well, OBVIOUSLY babies should only be born to married women. What kind of unAmerican heathen weirdo would think that a single woman could take care of a baby? And OBVIOUSLY the only single women getting pregnant are dirty nasty bad parent drug-using, baby-neglecting people who need to be told by the government how to live.

I, for one, welcome our reproductive overlords.

(Yknow all women under age 40 are officially considered pre-pregnant and doctors are advised to give us all pre-natal workups and counseling? Ya, rly.)