An Errant Basketball Turned The Spurs Coyote Into A Lovecraftian Monster

The Denver Nuggets were in San Antonio to play the Spurs on Wednesday and they lost the ball out of bounds. Aaron Brooks went after it, ran into the Spurs Coyote and oooooh MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?

The Coyote initially has his eyes readjusted vertically, then loses them COMPLETELY and is forced to stagger around blind. The announcers play this off as “hilarious,” but I don’t know. That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Wait, what am I typing about? Why is my flesh starting to burn?