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What, you’ve never seen a girl riding a scooter in a skirt and shin guards before? Stop staring. You know you’re just mad you didn’t think of it first, Smirky McBusiness Casual. Score is me: 1, you: negative six million.

sexy. you know it.

I am using all my powers of hyperbole and sarcasm to try and make this presentation on PCI Data Security interesting, and it is not going well. I’ve managed to squeeze in a reference to Devastator – it’s not much, but it’s a start. Maybe I’ll throw in some pictures of Vault Boy. He jazzes things up nicely in a pinch.