A man from Arkansas goes up to his father and says "Dad, I've found the woman I'm going to marry. She's beautiful, smart and she's still a virgin." The father gets a worried look on his face and tells his son he can't marry her. The son replies" But dad she's...

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference...