Hello Kitty Perez Hilton Shower Cap

Hello Kitty is bad. A Hello Kitty shower cap is worse. Perez Hilton wearing a Hello Kitty shower cap as a fashion statement pretty much is the thing nightmares are made of:

It seems to me that Perez Hilton wearing a Hello Kitty shower cap as a fashion statement pretty much sums up everything wrong with Hello Kitty. It’s seeing photos like this that make me think that there are great advantages to being blind. I guess it does serve a purpose of sorts – with all the people that must get sick around him when he is wearing that, at least his hair has some protection from the flying food chunks.

Of course, my wife doesn’t see it that way. For her it is simply proof that even those that are famous love Hello Kitty and therefore there should be no reason that I would not be willing to wear Hello Kitty as well. If it ever comes to the point where you see me out on the streets in a Hello Kitty shower cap, simply take one of the many Hello Kitty lethal weapons and quickly put me out of my misery…

Sent in by numerous readers (which again, is quite a disturbing trend in itself) who all should have to parade around with the same head fashion sense for thinking that sending me this photo to see could ever be a good idea…

34 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Perez Hilton Shower Cap”

……. i really have no idea what to say to that. its so wrong on so many levels that trying to describe it would take the same volume of words as are found in an entire library, i will just simply sum it all up as wow, and also *horrible vile puking noises* and that about covers it

Poor Rhianna… I feel bad for her having to be forever immortalized with him in the that photo…
I really hope someone smacks some sense into him to;
a) lose the fur
b) ditch the showercap in public and
c) get a tan!

I previously saw another pic of that gossip-monger Perez / Mario on another site.

It’s disturbing that a thirty-something gossip-monger who defaces the images of other people (often women) with obscene graffiti would also appear in public wearing a shower cap meant for a five-year-old girl.

Sanrio needs an international morality clause: that such low-lifers as Perez Hilton should neither purchase nor use / wear in public anything either Hello Kitty or any other Sanrio product.

On second thought, that morality clause is probably unenforceable. So, just find ways to punish Perez Hilton.