I make really loud fake farts on my arm. Most of my friends were (and still are) boys.

I can outburp a man... on command. ⌘Burp (command symbol-burp, for those with lousy browsers)

In 8th grade I drank 3 Dr Peppers and burped Supercalafragilisticexpealadocious (or however that spelling would work out) and got it on tape. I am still looking for it after all these years because it is a proud moment.

not really, it's more simple with them sometimes. I've found many girls to be catty, scheming, jealous, insecure, prissy, dull and a general waste of time. (Not ALL, but many) When I want to go camping and jump into the water, I don't need to be hearing whining about their goddamn makeup and hair and how they didn't bring the right clothes. When I go ride a motorcycle and their boyfriends seem interested in this, I don't need a bunch of grief over it. When I just want to have a conversation without it being used against me because they're insecure... these are the times when I am happy to have guys for friends.

When I want to shop, I take a girlfriend or one of my gay buddies. For a lot of my other activities... sorry, boys are more fun.
(no pun intended, but it works in this equation too I suppose)

Oh I see. boy-toy I see the connection. When I was referring to boys, I suppose that is because I was talking about childhood. The farting on my arm thing was funny around 5th grade. It seems to be making a comeback though.

Farting with your arm, or some California-based thing that never made it to the Midwest where I grew up?

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Laughing out loud here.

OK, see your left arm? Put it straight out in front of you; fold your arm over and touch your right shoulder; nuzzle your face from the nose down just to the left of that little bend in your arm; blow air out of your mouth with substantial force. done. practice.

You know that feeling you get from putting a 9 volt battery on your tongue? I wish they made a potato chip like that.

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Those large disposable lighters that you can buy at pretty much any store near the casheir isle (like the Aim-n-Flames and such) are way more powerful. Thay have a little thing inside smaler than a AAA battery that's used to generate the spark. I used to take that part out of them once they ran out of fuel, arrange the wires in just the right way, then walk behind people and shock the crap out of them.

I used it on my tongue a few times and the room of my mough, it gave quite an interesting sensation (and made the girls giggle).

OK, see your left arm? Put it straight out in front of you; fold your arm over and touch your right shoulder; nuzzle your face from the nose down just to the left of that little bend in your arm; blow air out of your mouth with substantial force. done. practice.

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You knew I was going to do that, didn't you? Dog's looking at me like I'm an alien.

Those large disposable lighters that you can buy at pretty much any store near the casheir isle (like the Aim-n-Flames and such) are way more powerful. Thay have a little thing inside smaler than a AAA battery that's used to generate the spark. I used to take that part out of them once they ran out of fuel, arrange the wires in just the right way, then walk behind people and shock the crap out of them.

I used it on my tongue a few times and the room of my mough, it gave quite an interesting sensation (and made the girls giggle).

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Do it with the capacitors (that's what the thing is called) you can find inside of disposable digital cameras with flashes.

Super powerful. Best used at weddings (everyone is happy and joyful even if you give them some volts in the rear) where you don't know many people.

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