10/29/2006

It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site segment where I review some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for the week of October 15th through October 21st. As always, these are all real searches. Here it comes…

1. worst nes graphics - I’m not sure what game has the absolute worst graphics, but Legend of Kage is definitely up there:

2. vampire duck - You’ll have to be way more specific than that, there’s like a MILLION vampire ducks. First, there’s Count Duckula. Then there’s Dracula Duck from the DuckTales NES game. Then there’s…. OK, so I can only name two. I was only off by 999,998.

3. cousin skeeter transcripts - I am pretty that this search disproves the existence of God. I am quite disappointed in this turn of events as I have always been rooting for His existence.

4. duck tales lunar rat - Here he is:

If you’d like to learn more about Capcom’s DuckTales NES game or the lunar rat, you can read the one goddam article that my lazy ass brother wrote for the site. It’s a good read, but it makes me mad. Every time I read it, I wish he weren’t so fucking lazy.

5. i am an asshole - Maybe you are, but I’m not.

6. porn passcodes - I’m pretty sure that there’s a The Cable Guy reference hiding in there somewhere, but I’m too lazy to make it.

7. snake plissken costume - The main thing is that you need an eyepatch.