Wanted: catchphrase supplier for unfunny dudes everywhere

Fox News reports that the third season of Chappelle's Show, scheduled to return to Comedy Central May 31, has been suspended indefinitely. What's going to happen to a nation of catchphrase swipers who are desperate for party material, even though hearing "I'm Rick James, bitch" from the mouth of a Mad Dog-drunk frat boy in Birkenstocks and a thread-bare "Co-Ed Naked Windsurfing" T-shirt is about as funny as an episode of According to Jim?