Do we need this? Do we REALLY need this? We speak of course of Pizza Hut’s newest stuffed crust ‘wheeze’ – the humble hot dog, piped into the innards of your pizza’s crust right now, if that’s the kind of twisted shit that you’re into. Oh, and you get a free ‘mustard drizzle’ with it as well. Oh, save us. Please, save us.

Have any of you tried this atrocity? Let us know in the box below in a new feature that we’re calling ‘Bitterwallet Readers Confess To Committing Major Culinary Crimes’. Oh, and here’s some other foul foods that it could be lumped in with (if it was in a can)