I’m not so sure about his 12 shakes technique, but I am guilty of using 624792378423 paper towels. My favorite part of this whole thing is the bio they wrote for this dude on the website: “Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.” [Emphasis on the crazy is mine]. What a thing to be passionate about! AGAIN THIS GUY’S CLAIM TO FAME IS BEING A PAPER. TOWEL. ADVOCATE.

His bio also includes that he “once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.”

Will you now be a shaker and a folder? Or do you prefer a blow dry method?

My fabulous friend Yarly had a Fairy Tale Birthday Party! If you know anything about me, it should be that I LOVE THEME PARTIES! This one was especially easy to pull a costume together for…I was some weird version of a fairy. Mostly I felt like a messed up version of Real Housewife Kim Zolciak. Photo for those of you who don’t watch Real Housewives of Atlanta, or as I like to call it “The best show on TV.” She’s known for her heinous blonde wigs.