Secret Sex: Jake Johnson

You may recognize Jake Johnson from this magical place called television. He appears alongside Zooey Deschanel on Fox’s latest hit series New Girl, playing the part of her romantically-challenged roommate Nick Miller. He’s also one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen. For real, guys! He’s competing against Mark Ruffalo as my ultimate celebrity boner-crush. That’s sort of a big deal for me.

Now, I get that Jake is probably and for our Secret Sex feature, but I’m going to make an exception because—a) I secretly feel guilty about liking this show so much, b) He’s not typical Hollywood “hot” like Kellan Lutz or Hugh Jackman, and c) I needed an excuse to make multiple animated GIFs of him dancing half-naked.

In case you’re not aware, they talk about his penis a lot in the most recent episode. This made me want to see his penis… A lot.

– Dewitt

To check out Jake M. Johnson shirtless and sort of naked, follow the JUMP: