Video: Rosie: DeVito isn’t a drunk, he just had too many drinks

posted at 4:30 pm on November 30, 2006 by Ian

Rosie and the gang didn’t seem to mind DeVito’s drunken anti-Bush tirade on yesterday’s show. Somehow, I think if Bill O’Reilly was in Danny DeVito’s shoes, they would have a different view on the issue.

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I’m starting to get worried about you. If you start posting Montel clips or showing pics of Britney’s crotch (no offense, Ace) I’ll be forced to conclude that you are in a race with Gawker.com. Please, no more Rosie for a while, K?

If I was a producer of that show and a guest had the disrespect to show up plastered, I would have told him to get the hell out and never let him on the air. All those ladies, and Rosie, should be insulted that Danny-boy would keep downing the drinks knowing he would be at a taping in a few hours. What a putz.

Over Thanksgiving, I heard my mom and sister say that they never watch The View anymore because of “Rosie.” The only ones they liked were Barbara Walters and Elizabeth. They also liked Star Jones, the one Rosie booted.

If they represent the average viewer, Rosie is probably a goner as soon as she has been on long enough to prevent charges of “homophobia.”

Suggested caption for picture on top:
“Careful Barbara you don’t know where this finger has been!” — Bradky

…took your suggestion, gave picture one and then picture tow above another look in that context…and the context of Rosie’s interest in the ladies…and the word “proctology” sprank into my crowded mind….

I’m starting to get worried about you. If you start posting Montel clips or showing pics of Britney’s crotch (no offense, Ace) I’ll be forced to conclude that you are in a race with Gawker.com. Please, no more Rosie for a while, K?

Jiggity on November 30, 2006 at 5:01 PM

Sigh…Don’t take it personal Ian. He didn’t mean no harm by it.

Maybe you could start putting your name in Red Font whenever you post something?

I remember directly after 911 she appeared on the OReilly Factor stating her support for Bush.

O’DONNELL: Well, I wouldn’t be here. Here I am. That woman right there didn’t want me to come. My publicist, Lois Smith, 74, cried on the phone last night. People were saying to me are you out of your mind? I’m not out of my mind. Because I’m not afraid of you. You’re smart, you went to Harvard, you went to B.U. like I did.

You grew up around the block. I know where you’re coming from. I don’t think you are a mean-spirited guy. September 11 changed a lot of things for me, Bill. I will say this, before September 11, I was definitely mildly myopic in terms of my political agenda. If you were Democrat you were probably right, and if you were a Republican you were probably wrong. Everything changed for me that day.

O’REILLY: Really?

O’DONNELL: My entire worldview changed. If you would have told me September 9 that I would have been at the world series game filming George Bush throwing out the first pitch with my 6-year-old son crying, I never would have believed you, but I was. Because my whole worldview changed.

Danny was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said “You’ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex.” Danny decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Danny soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said “That was a huge mistake, Danny. You’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we’ll have rough sex.” Again, Danny thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it would take several months before Danny finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said “Admit it, Danny. You don’t come here for the hunting do you?”

…standing flat-footed, he looks most of his male Hollywood friends in the dick.

…he’s built like a snowman.

…he has to sleep with Rhea Perlman.

…he can’t get nightmares of his old lady in Penguin costume out of his head.

…he was being groped by Rosie.

Hell. I’d drink, too. He was out with Clooney. Given his physical inventory, you think you’re *REALLY* gonna get any “overflow action” when you’re out with Clooney? He probably goes clubbing with Tupperware, to save women for later.

Well, if it had been Allah who posted Rosie this time around, it would be retribtution for the light comments on his Litvinenko posts. He’s learned a few things about being ignored and terrorizing over the years.

I really don’t watch network TV or most movies – so I really do not know where the F Rosie O’Donnell or the others came from. However – What the F is BABA WAWA doing? I guess she realized that no one took her seriously anyway. What a disgrace – a bunch of babling loudmouths.

Only slightly relevant, but did anyone see Devito in the movie “Other People’s Money”? It is an interesting story which no matter how how evil and greedy they made corporate executives out to be in the end is shows why capitalism works.

Only slightly relevant, but did anyone see Devito in the movie “Other People’s Money”? It is an interesting story which no matter how how evil and greedy they made corporate executives out to be in the end is shows why capitalism works.

Resolute on November 30, 2006 at 7:10 PM

Definitely a better performance than his VIEW appearance, if not his best. Starting with an “Amen” and ending with a comment on his own funeral vs. that of the business involved, Danny DeVito performs one classic movie monologue in that one as he convinces the stockholders to vote their shares with his takeover. It’s worth seeing just for that five minutes.