Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Oh...oh HEY
For my very small number of readers, you may already know that I am back on the dating wagon!
Last go around, I know I posted some amazing english as second language stuff and this time around does not disappoint.
Here, an exchange between myself and my "friend" who I will call Max:
Max: hi stephphanie, how you doing
Me: Let me guess...english is your second language? [I also read his profile before I responded]
Max: its not exactly second language but i do have mother tong? English falls between first n second. how you guess? I am contacting you because of your smile and you live next me.
Me: I can't tell if you are kidding or not
Max: hows your day.you are nice n kind
Max: hey where you been. I want to met you
Me: Sorry, not going to work out.
Max: you make me sad. what you looking for. may be i will be your good friend.
AWESOME, right?
And now, a snippet from Max's profile:
I have just moved to this area because of work. I am looking for friend with whom I can hang out and enjoy the time .I am an honest guy with a good sense of humor. I am like to visit new place. Going out for dinner and movies. spent time with friends watching games. grab cold beer and play pools in bar. I am average looking guy who is looking for sincere, loving woman in my life.
And a few days later, an additional message from Max, as if he had forgotten all about our previous conversation:
Hi Stephanie,
You are gorgeous. Your smile is amazing.
I hope you are having good time this summer. By the way, My name is Max and I work in west borough.
I shit you NOT.