Thursday, October 17, 2013

Can you read these without smiling?

Here’s some I particularly enjoy. If everybody would vote
for their favorite I’d love that too. Always interesting to know what appeals
to others.

1. Cashtration. The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Intaxication. Eupohoria at getting a tax refund, until
you realize it was your money to start out with.

3. Foreploy. Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
purpose of getting laid.

4. Giraffiti. Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

5. Decafalon.Thegrueling event of getting
through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

If you can read these without even smiling you’re in bad
shape!

I’m also pleased my newest erotica novella will be released yet
this month. Unexpected Christmas started out to be a sensual, but somehow
slipped into the erotica category.

"Caro lay half on top of him, blissfully asleep as she snuggled against the only warmth in the
cold room.

He looked down at the golden hair flowing against his chest
and silently cursed the most damnable situation he’d ever been in. Finally he
eased himself gently from under her and sat on the edge of the bed. He’d get no
more sleep tonight. He certainly couldn’t stay there with his rigid cock poking
into her soft stomach. He’d enter her before she even knew what he was about.

He draped his greatcoat more closely around her and rose.

Time to go check the fires.

Both those in this goddamn inn and in his regrettable body.

He’d not counted on his unpredictable Caro. He felt her arms
wrap around him, as she laid her cheek against his shoulder.

Sheer desperation drove Sebastian. If he didn’t do something
he’d turn on her like a ravaging wolf and tear her innocence to shreds.

“Damn it. Caro, are you so innocent you don’t know what you
do to me? You’re far from safe with me. If I stay in bed another minute I’ll
turn on you, ravage you and take your innocence. No one will marry you then,
unless you manage to convince the fool you’re still a virgin. I won’t do that
to you, although God know there’s nothing in this world I’d rather do.”

There was a short silence, although she did take her warm
arms from around him.

“I don’t want you to leave me. Is there anything I can do to
make you feel better so you’ll stay?”