Off topic, but I can't help but wonder sometimes when I hear about skin cancer, the skin type that is most vulnerable to it (so probably the worst skin type?), claimed for years (some still do) to be the superior human beings, based on that skin type.

mayIFark:Off topic, but I can't help but wonder sometimes when I hear about skin cancer, the skin type that is most vulnerable to it (so probably the worst skin type?), claimed for years (some still do) to be the superior human beings, based on that skin type.

mayIFark:Off topic, but I can't help but wonder sometimes when I hear about skin cancer, the skin type that is most vulnerable to it (so probably the worst skin type?), claimed for years (some still do) to be the superior human beings, based on that skin type.

Samsung immediately announces the Galaxy S !B9. It's designed to detect cancer, but because it's made by Samsung, it has some major flaws.

1. It gives you cancer, rather than detects it.2. It is almost entirely made out of plastic, yet costs more than anything the competition has on the market.3. It's got a removable battery. In other words it's much bulkier than need be, and comes with inferior batteries in an attempt to drive battery sales. The sheep love this one.4. It crashes every few minutes, but don't worry, there's an update coming.5. An update comes six months later, and replaces old bugs with new ones.6. A new update is promised.7. 12 months later an update to address all of the horrendous bugs is nixed in favor of selling new devices. Current users are offered a "limited opportunity" to pay full retail price for the new device, once it's released.8. Repeat

haterade69:Samsung immediately announces the Galaxy S !B9. It's designed to detect cancer, but because it's made by Samsung, it has some major flaws.

1. It gives you cancer, rather than detects it.2. It is almost entirely made out of plastic, yet costs more than anything the competition has on the market.3. It's got a removable battery. In other words it's much bulkier than need be, and comes with inferior batteries in an attempt to drive battery sales. The sheep love this one.4. It crashes every few minutes, but don't worry, there's an update coming.5. An update comes six months later, and replaces old bugs with new ones.6. A new update is promised.7. 12 months later an update to address all of the horrendous bugs is nixed in favor of selling new devices. Current users are offered a "limited opportunity" to pay full retail price for the new device, once it's released.8. Repeat