This is a story of what happens when you forget where you come from. This is the story of what happens when three friends unwittingly awaken a nightmare from Equestria's past. But most of all, this is a story about candy.

What if Lauren Faust took LSD? The result would probably be something like this.

Princess Molestia sends her protégé and all-time virgin Twilight Sparkle along with her slave Spike to oversee the preparations for the Summer Sun Orgy because she couldn't quite franky care less about her student. Suddenly, Mooning Nightmare appears and threatens to anally violate evrything: it is up to Twilight, an incestual redneck, a lesbian slut, a pedo creature born from the bowels of 4chan, a negro unicorn housing Tupac and a psychotic, necrophiliac mass murderer to stop the Mistress of Night and Asses before everypony gets permanently butt-plugged.

I thought up this story while trying to sleep last night. Basically it's another shitty story, only this time there's a monster trying to >rape and violate the ponies, unlike my previous stories where they raped eachother.

There was going to be a part where "that sleepless dragon lover" came out of no where and violated spike, but I ditched that as that would just be too fucking random

When an ancient evil returns to Equestria, Princess Celestia has no choice but to charge her most faithful student with the task of finding her ancient mentor. Will good triumph over evil? Or will victory be naught but a dream?

A young man receives a mysterious board game on his doorstep. Once he begins playing, he is thrust into the world of Equestria, where he learns of the peculiar rules to the game and the evil force that's behind it...