By fixing the results
By attacking him with hex-vision
By tying his dreadlocks to the bed
By appearing in Kochanski's body

Smoke Me A Kipper

13. Ace's lunch on Mellie featured which popular topping?

Maple syrup
Brown ketchup
Hummous
Taramosolata

14. Which limb did Ace break when landing to rescue Starbug and its crew?

Left leg
Right leg
Left arm
Right arm

15. Ace believes that Duane Dibbley is so geeky that?

He couldn't even get into a science fiction convention
He could open beer bottles with his overbite
He is the Duke of Dork
He couldn't even be a website co-ordinator

16. In which dimension did the original Ace Rimmer die at the business end of a neutron tank?

Dimension 182
Dimension 169
Dimension 181
Dimension 165

Space Corps Directives

17. Which directive involves a live chicken and a rabbi?

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18. What is Space Corps Directive 1742?

Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon
No member of the Corps should report to work in a ginger toupee
No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity
Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial

19. Which directive insists that all nations attending a conference are allocated only one parking space?

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20. What is Article 497?

Back-up computers must be replaced if the crew is endangered
All food consumed by crew members must be paid for
Work performed by a doppelganger in an alternate reality cannot be counted as overtime
A damning exposé of the dental floss industry