#1:
Fact: If you do yeyo you will become cooler, have lots of friends, have fun all the time, and never go bankrupt, get arrested, become painfully adicted, lose everyone you love, or die!

#2:
Sally: how did you ge so cool Frank?
Frank: i move lots of yeyo, and i snort it too
Sally: wow i wanna be like you
Frank: shut the fuck up you're a dumb bitch and you aren't a good enough person to slang ye, go to hell whore