Hunter, Fisherman, Camper, Motorist! (Mar, 1922)

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Twelve pounds for a bivvy sack/air mattress combo?
Hikers then were made of sterner stuff.

jayessell says: June 19, 200910:07 pm

“Watson… What does seeing the stars above us imply to you?”

(Not obscure. Best joke ever?)

Firebrand38 says: June 19, 200910:13 pm

That the tent blew away.

Toronto says: June 20, 200912:02 am

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets..Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we’re small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

Certainly one of the greats, right up there with “My dog has no nose.”