In our May issue, we ran a piece about girls' hookup horror stories. In the spirit of equality, we decided to let guys share their tales of smush mayhem.

You Snooze, You Lose

You Snooze, You Lose

"I somehow picked a girl up on the walk home from work. We got up to my room and fooled around a bit on the couch and all was well. At some point I asked about moving to the bedroom and she agreed, but instead of walking her there I went to the kitchen to grab some drinks. I must have taken too long, because when I made it to the room she was asleep—naked—on top of the sheets. I ended up watching TV." —Ian E.

The 90-Minute Makeout

The 90-Minute Makeout

"I went on a first date with a girl. We took my car and when I dropped her off, she wanted to make out in the car. Great. Problem was, she wouldn't leave. Despite my dropping hints that I had to go, we made out for 90 minutes! My lips were sore the next day." Robert C.