“30 Rock” on NBC at 8:00pm ET. I hear tell that Liz Lemon might be getting married? I’d like to make a joke here involving it being a “party” with “Lemons” but I’m getting nauseous just thinking of making the joke and I’ve never even seen that video so I’ll just go comport myself and try to be less base in my humor from here on out. (Note: that’s a lie.) (Further note: DO NOT GOOGLE ANY OF THAT. Here is a link to Urban Dictionary to provide explanation for those who need it.)

“The Who: Quadrophenia - Can You See the Real Me” on BBCA at 8:00pm ET.

“Glee” on Fox at 9:00pm ET. That new girl on the show wears one of those weird little old man caps and it’s the same kind worn by the girl in the wheel chair in Mean Girls so every time I see her in the cap I think “I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.”