WILL THE REAL KELLY LEBROCK PLEASE STAND UP (6.26.96)

WILL THE REAL KELLY LEBROCK PLEASE STAND UP (6.26.96)

April 16, 2008

A woman named Mira called in to claim that Kelly LeBrock and Sharon Stone were in fact Scientology-controlled clones of the imprisoned actresses. She also said that she was Steven Segal’s real wife and that Segal was actually a CIA agent who was trying to combat the Scientology foes. Mira, who drives a cab for a living, said that she only thing she knew about Howard was that his nose wasn’t really as big as it looks because someone was using a hologram to make it look bigger.