Best Family Jokes

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her
a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God
bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little
girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
do." The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few
months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers,
which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye
grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my god, thought
the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks
later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God
bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all
night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous
as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured
if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at
the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at
every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and
went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you
work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk
about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
believe what happened HERE." He asked "What"?????? She
said "This morning our neighbor James suddenly died."