No one wants to wake up with a missing tooth, a tiger in the bathroom, or a newly discovered baby in the closet. Though I would generally hate to speak for the masses and make a such a bold, blanket statement, I feel fairly confident in this one and will stand by it. However, for those of us who fall victims to our own devices (and vices) during rowdy celebrations, there are certain things that are inevitable … and luckily, for...