'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Empty bottles and cans thrown about by some louse.
My best bottle I'd hidden near the chimney with care,
Had been found by some drunk who drank it right there.

All our buddies and pals had been poured in their beds,
To awake the next morning with hungover heads.
My lips, dry as hell, up and down they did flap,
I thought it'd be swell to have one more nightcap.

And then from the roof I heard such a yell,
We all sprang to our feet to see what had befell.
And what to my bloodshot eyes did I see...
But eight staggering reindeer caught up a tree!

Way up in the branches was a man in a sleigh,
I knew it was Santa -- quite fat and quite gay.
Nearer and nearer those eight reindeer came,
While old Santa hiccuped and called them by name:

On Whiskey! On Bourbon! We ain't got all night!
You too Gin and Vodka! Let's all do it right!
Jump up on the roof! Get the hell out this tree!
Start moving you rummies, I'll help you get free.

So up on the roof went the reindeer and sleigh,
But a tree branch hit Santa -- Oh, how his body did sway!
And then to my ears like the roll of a barrel,
A shrill of a noise like no Christmas Carol.

So I lifted my head and sharpened my ear,
Down the chimney he plunged, landing smack on his rear.
His suit was all red with white fur for a trim.
The way that he staggered, he was tanked up to the brim.

Although he was tight and tried to stand right,
He didn't fool me -- he was high as a kite.
He spoke not a word and got straight to his job.
But he missed half the stockings, that plastered old slob.

Then thumbing his hand to the tip of his nose,
He wiggled his fingers as he quoted some prose.
He jumped for his sleigh at so hasty a pace,
That he tripped on a roof tile and fell flat on his face!

And I heard him belch back as he passed out of sight:
MERRY CHRISTMAS you lushers! Now really get tight!

Hoosier Bob

11-30-2006, 07:34 PM

Twas the night before today!:o

M-Funf

11-30-2006, 07:43 PM

Twas the night before today!:o
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme That's rich!

Leroy

11-30-2006, 09:31 PM

Teamwork !!!!!

Leroy

11-30-2006, 09:44 PM

HB, I was waiting for a thread like this!

Hoosier Bob

11-30-2006, 09:47 PM

Man you were hammered that night! I remember it well! Good thing we got you home! One thing is for sure I don't stumble!8p Teamwork !!!!!

Leroy

11-30-2006, 10:08 PM

Just get me home, I'll never do that again!!!

pram

12-07-2006, 05:28 PM

here is another one for yah. Maybe there can be a fund set up to get you one of these for the wall

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 08:38 PM

Words to live by my brother, words to live by!:o here is another one for yah. Maybe there can be a fund set up to get you one of these for the wall

dmayer84

12-08-2006, 09:42 PM

...............

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 09:43 PM

So are those full or empty? Do you have an alarm and if not what is your zip code? I am only asking for marketing reasons!

Leroy

12-08-2006, 09:43 PM

Coors light, that is just pandering to HB!

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 09:45 PM

What is up Brother Leroy! I say this as recent pictures surely have been taken in the house of PHI BETA SKANK!

dmayer84

12-08-2006, 09:47 PM

the rest of em. all empties too............ I think

dmayer84

12-08-2006, 09:47 PM

no we only spent the money on the alarm for the kegerator

Leroy

12-08-2006, 09:50 PM

Hey Partner, WHat is Dmayer84 doing posting pictures from your house?

What is up Brother Leroy! I say this as recent pictures surely have been taken in the house of PHI BETA SKANK!

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 09:52 PM

That could pose a problem! DMayer is is time for a proper introduction! I am Hoosier Bob and my brother Leroy is here as well. Is it David? I am drinking so all you say can be held against you! Anyway if you need a pull we are here and it appears we have more than skiing in common! I won't tell, what is the code to the Kegerator?

dmayer84

12-08-2006, 09:57 PM

Yup its Dave from jersey. Coors Lite isnt the beer of choice for me but I am surrounded by it. Oh and the code to the kegerator is a fresh keg, not hard. Definately cheaper than 30 packs too. Got a new digital camera today and Im in between games of beer pong so I thought I'd throw those up.

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 09:59 PM

NIce job Dave! Us old timers need the business!

Leroy

12-08-2006, 09:59 PM

Great to meet you Dave! What type is your fresh keg Dave? Pictures of kegs make me thirsty.....

I have about 4 beasts lights (milwaulkee's best) in the back of the beer fridge a buddy left about 6 mos ago. Even on the latest night they have remained unscaved. You are welcome to them.:D

pq2

12-08-2006, 10:14 PM

this picture is for you Mr. Hoosier Bob.

We salute you MASTER :guitar: :toast:

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 10:23 PM

Nice shot PQ! How is life my brother? I hope all is well in the Great White North! I have the towell, I can get the beer, the ski is within' my grasp but what are those bottles? They look like beautiful skinny Maker's Mark bottles? Are they for me? I have a tear in my eye! You must explain and enlighten! Tecate is ok but those 5 little bottles appear to say, " HOOSIER, HOOSIER!"

pq2

12-08-2006, 10:27 PM

Im going to have party at home tonight, those bottles are Tequila Herradura". Im waiting for the rest of the beer, jeager, rum, etc, etc, etc.

I will make some toast to you and the TT friends.

My GF is out of town so its time to party.

SALUD!!!!! (cheers)

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 10:30 PM

Take care my brother! Do not pour one out for me unless it is into a glass! Have fun and see you soon!

Monte

12-08-2006, 10:37 PM

Nice shot PQ! How is life my brother? I hope all is well in the Great White North! I have the towell, I can get the beer, the ski is within' my grasp but what are those bottles? They look like beautiful skinny Maker's Mark bottles? Are they for me? I have a tear in my eye! You must explain and enlighten! Tecate is ok but those 5 little bottles appear to say, " HOOSIER, HOOSIER!"

I thought that was a picture OF you not FOR you HB:confused: I was a little disturbed by the T-shirt though.:rolleyes: camera makes you look a little dark... have you been to the tanning bed??? ;)

Hoosier Bob

12-08-2006, 10:45 PM

Ok, I am hammered and Monte you need to explain! How is the Tristar and then W T F are you talking about?:D

Monte

12-08-2006, 10:51 PM

Ok, I am hammered and Monte you need to explain! How is the Tristar and then W T F are you talking about?:D