Congratulations!

Dear reader,
Congratulations on being alive! We are all so happy you made it here. You don't have to worry about a single thing; it has all been taken care of for you. Enjoy the abundance that surrounds you and feel free to be or do or have anything you desire. The universe will make all the necessary arrangements for you.

Welcome to the celebration of physical reality. It's all been put here just for you. We all love you so much. Now go play with your friends and have fun at the party!