Exclusive interview with George Lucas on “Boba Fett Mystique”

We just received permission from the publicity handler for George Lucas to air this *!*!*!*exclusive*!*!*!* interview with the Star Wars creator about his new self-help audiobook and line of aromatherapy bath salts and sugar scrubs, “The Boba Fett Mystique.”

This product is co-branded by notoriously cocooned celebrity author JD Salinger. Behold, our power of videobloggage is mighty! It’s a special calendar day.

I didn’t even watch the entire video, but it literally gave me a nightmare last night:

I went to a movie with my mom, my grandma, and Xeni. Xeni misunderstood and thought she was on a date with me. She was seeking attention by bouncing around and trying to act cute (as in this video). I was mortified.

I struggled for a face-saving way of explaining to Xeni that I’m not interested or available, explaining to my mom that I don’t even know Xeni, and explaining to my grandmother that she’s supposed to be dead.

Relief came when two large bulls came crashing into the theater pursued by cowboys. Everyone in the theater scrambled for the exits. I took the opportunity to just ditch Xeni in the mayhem and confusion.