Photo: Mario Lopez Accidentally Rips His Pants

Mario Lopez's ass doesn't know its own strength. Or, the Rated M Underwear ad team has devised a brilliant marketing plan for an upcoming line based on Mario Lopez splitting his pants at the crotch wherever he goes.

Whatever the cause for this glorious tailor's nightmare, we're all the luckier because the Extra! host decided to share a picture of his bad fortune on Twitter:

Mr.Creeped out:
Paul's comments are totally not creepy. In fact they are sorta sweet compared to the filth that straight guys have to spit out. You clearly have some work to do on your homophobic problem

If you were a man who was completely secure in your own sexuality, then why would someone's comments, unrelated to you ... creep you out? Sounds like your in fear darling, could be internalized homophobia... so not attractive. You know your a "real straight man" when you can find the flattery and humor in getting hit on by a gay guy and be secure with it in and of yourself. Go get some therapy dude... your the one with the issues.

Soooo should WOMEN get "creeped out" every time a straight man says the same thing about them??? If so, I'm going to have to move to another planet due to the creeps.... and according to Paul, he was talking about Mario, not YOU... so I am unsure where your "creeps" are coming from?