Some turnarounds clocked in at less than an hour. Development Specialists Inc. President Bill Brandt Jr., a bankruptcy consultant and friend of the Clintons, spent about 20 minutes in a state of devastation. “And then I moved on,” he said. “I’m in the restructuring industry and I’m going to get a tax cut. What a double-good thing,” he added. “It’s all good for me.”

“Regulatory overreach probably peaked,” said Robert McTamaney, a former Goldman Sachs partner who helped run the firm’s equities-trading business in Asia until 2011 and now manages his own money. “It’s going to come off the boil, and you can probably cut back on the legal team and compliance.”

And they’re not alone! We can apparently thank all of the people who changed their view from an election night 700 point plunge to “Give it up for Donny” euphoria as the Dow hits 19,000. “People are now thinking the glass is half full,” Rockefeller & Co. strategist Jimmy Chang told The Wall Street Journal. But, he cautioned, “There’s always the danger that you jump to conclusions way too fast because a lot of these expected benefits [of Trump taking office] will take time to pan out.” Plus, there’s the small matter of the president-elect being slightly erratic and prone to unpredictable freak-outs and total 180s. But a few unhinged Twitter rants every now and then, berating everyone from the cast of Hamilton to Saturday Night Live to the newspaper of record, are a small price to pay for a president who’s going to maybe, (hopefully) make the 0.1 percent just that much more rich.