Bomb Squad Secures Courthouse From a … Coconut?

In Frederick, Maryland, a bomb squad was called to investigate a terrorist threat outside of the county courthouse. The area outside of the courthouse was cleared, and the threatening terrorist device, a coconut, was discovered. This is my favorite line from the story: “The fruit was determined not to be dangerous.”

Isn’t the frenzied terror state a wonderful thing to behold? Thanks to Dennis Shogren for the link.