Tall ugly Arab with a stupid gaumless face who likes to live in caves and fuck sheep, pigs or donkeys.

Dad's loaded but has disowned him for some reason.

Sucks sheep-dick when bored of his caves and too much of a pussy to do any dirty work himself.

"Hey Abdul, who's that gorgeous guy over there in that cave?"
"Oh, that's Osama bin Laden. He give the best head in the whole of Afghanistan."
"Really? How much for a 20 minute suck?"
"All you have to do is sell your soul to the Devil"
"OK. Cool"

Osama's father married 22 times and is estimated to have around 55 children with Osama being born the 17th child. Osama's father ironically died in a plane crash in 1967, and control then passed to Osama's half brother Salem who married an English art student, Caroline Carey.

Osama's families have disowned Osama officially in 1994 under pressure from the Saudi government. Although it has been said that Osama has contacted some of his family who have also been caught out funneling money to al-Qaedaterrorist organizations.

Osama spoke out at the Saudi government who then stripped Osama of his Saudi citizenship. However part of his family still supports Osama and their wealth is immense in funding his operations. Osama's first wife, Najwa Ghanem is Osama's first cousin and his mother's niece. Osama has many children to different wives who are all wealthy and supportive.

Osama is the founder of al-Qaeda a terrorists group that splinters all over the world with a basis of causing mass destruction and death to westerners or anyone that is not Muslim.

Osama is seen as a hero in the Muslim and Islamic world for standing up to America, United Kingdom and other supporters. Osama wants the world to fall under one system based under the Qur'an. Where political, legal, economic and social values are all based off the plagiarised writings of The Prophet Muhammad. See Mecca-Cola for more Islamic thieving!

Osama believes that all Christian Churches, Jewish Temples must all be bombed and desecrated. Osama believes that everyone must convert to Muslim or die.

Osama believes it's his divine calling to destroy anything from the west, including buildings and people. See Anti-Christ or mark of the beast.

osama bin laden is the worlds most evil scum.
he planned the 9/11 attacks- he doesn't deserve life, he killed thousands of people because.....i dont actually think there was any reason (apart from he's an evil terrorist psychopath)

i'll find him- mutilate him-beat him-stab him to near death- put him in a room with no air- then burn him.

Osama bin laden(hiding in a dustbin): hi

the rest of the world (holding many weapons, and evil glints in their eyes): why heeeeelllo