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Hondo tumbled back into the red Tuesday night when the Blue Jays roughed up Cobb and the Rays to put the early season deficit at 75 stiebs.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will wager on Wacha-macallit to beat whatsisname of the Reds— 10 units on the Cards.

Brewer fans gave Ryan Braun a standing ovation on Opening Day, proving that in addition to bratwurst and beer, Milwaukee also has big love for its lying cheaters … Christie Brinkley reportedly is considering selling her 21-acre Hamptons estate. The problem is it may have lost some value because she still hasn’t had a hazmat crew in to clean up the mess left behind by her former husband, DIY Internet porn fan Peter Cook.