Carrots!

YOBARL’S DESK- *a yellow Ruki sits at a desk writing something* Carrots! Carrots!
And more CARROTS! It seems all over Neopia, Neopians are celebrating carrots!
Of course new items have appeared! What am I supposed to write now? Um... *looks
at paper* Oh yes! The carrot items, I’m going to let you know what I think of
the carrot items. Wait a minute... What carrot items? *looks at the list of the
new carrot items* Oh these carrot items! Well anyway here is what they are and
what I think of them...

Carrot Related Battle Items:

I was walking around Neopia when I spotted two new carrot battle items! I went
to check them out in the Defense and Battle Magic shops.

Name: Carved Carrot Helmet

My Description: Eww... Smelly! And squishy!

Real Description: Rumored to have been carved from the largest carrot ever
grown!

Thoughts: Interesting... Though I don’t think my sister Katqua will ever wear
that thing! What happens when it goes bad? You know what forget that, I don’t
even want to know!!!

Real Description: A cute carrot crown on top of a bed of creamy mashed potato.

Thoughts: Cute? Call it small! Not cute. There is barely anything to eat! What’s
up with that?

Name: Cheesy Carrot Chunks

My Description: CHEESE! I hate cheese.

Real Description: This delicious dish is garnished with a baby carrot on top.

Thoughts: Really? *tries it* It is actually not that bad. Though I’m still
not a big fan of cheese.

Now that I’ve told you all the carrot items that are new, why did TNT make
them? I don’t know. Though I guess I could ask around and ask what other people
think why TNT made these new items. So let’s begin our interviewing...

Here are the replies I got from the Neopians I had talked to.

To keep the evil carrot people happy so they don’t INVADE! ~cherv1

Chet Flash forced the to, with White Weewoos and Evil Meepits that are ready
to eat them. Not even Spyders with Almost-Gummy Rats could stop them...~ jerk_head

They made the carrot items to give to the Cybunnies in attempts to keep the
Cybunnies-taking-over-Neopia conspiracy quiet. ~ meganium94

Arr, Donna did it so that the carrots could fight Adam’s asparagus. ~stace2000

A Cybunny chewed off Adam’s ear about adding more carrot items. As he was sick
of eating diamond carrot gold hotdogs. ~plushieowner

It is quite obvious. The carrots are in league with the garden gnomes who are
trying to take over the world. Using their amazing carrot like powers, they
will distract citizens while the gnomes plow through the streets, pillaging
and, well, doing bad stuff! Muaahaha! ~tahus_shade

The carrots and peas have been allied until the evil anchovies broke them apart.
Now, they are resurrecting from the salad spinner to take over the kitchen!
~erileen

They made the carrot items because they want Neopets to eat their veggies so
that when Sloth comes again (if ever) we’ll all be ready. ~ _lordofthefrogs_

Maybe the cybunnies wanted to have their own equivalent of Christmas in July...
namely, a Cybunny Carnival in September. Or maybe Donna just likes carrots.
~ slamina83

So that no one could eat the carrot Chias for the “Do Not Eat” avatar... Before
Carrot Day or whatever it was, there weren’t really many carrot-containing foods.
~ extreme_fj0rd

Very interesting ideas. Though lets hope that some of these aren’t true. I
mean some of them are completely insane... No offense to the those people but
I mean think about it. Though I like insane. Anyway, so yeah those are the possible
solutions to why TNT made Carrot Day. Don’t ask me for any possible solution.
I’m fresh out. Now lets see. I covered the items and possible way to why TNT
made Carrot Day. Anything else? I don’t think so. So I will now end this article.

How am I supposed to end it? Um... How about a simple, I hope you enjoyed this
article? Okay. Well then, I hoped you enjoyed my written article on carrots.

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