Happy Birthday, The Boy! 12 already... Hope you got loads of Warhammer stuff for your birthday. Our Boy would like that too - he has Tyranids and Lizard Men and I know there are Warhammer things on his Christmas List this year! Hope it was a good day - more celebrations at the weekend?

...is what I speak. It describes what I actually say (nonsense, mostly) and how I say it (ie my accent, which is a mixture of all sorts - a bit of North of England, a bit of Irish, a bit of South West England, a lot of just me!) The word comes from my name, Mel, and the fact that I'm one-quarter Welsh. But there's not actually any Welsh in my accent. Go figure...