A stoner, takes a puff of his joint and says, "Hi, I'm a mac!".
The poorly dressed wannabe bank teller beside him says, "... and I'm a PC."

The door nearby blows in and a heavily armed tactical team storms the room,
throwing both of them to the floor, barrels of MP5k's against their skulls.

Someone yells, "AREA CLEAR!"
The lieutenant comes in after them, smoking a cigar, surveying the area.
"I'm Solaris,
the sergeant over there is BSD (You remember your daddy mac?),
the pretty boy with the M14, he's Linux,
and the guy toting the M60... That there is HPUX.
Now, shut the fuck up, both of you.
We've had about enough of your 'Bill and Ted Get a Computer' bullshit.
Keep it up, and we're gonna do the same thing to you that we did to OS2, got it?"