Speaker Vest: Wearable Sound System

Joey Andolina (aka megaplow) loves creating geeky apparel designed to get you noticed… or end up at the hospital. If you bought one of his flame-throwing helmets but you still didn’t stand out, maybe Andolina’s Speaker Vest will do the trick. Or you know, stop being an attention-whore.

The vest is equipped with two amplified motorcycle speakers and an 8″ Boss Audio Bass900 subwoofer. It will probably melt your eardrums in an instant, but at least your back will get one hell of a massage. Andolina rigged a custom 10-cell rechargeable battery belt to power the whole thing.

I really want to see and hear this thing at work. If you have $900 (USD) to spare and a pair of high-quality ear plugs, head on to Andolina’s Etsy shop to get the Speaker Vest.