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WOMAN PREFERRED

Twice as many Australians support New Zealand’s Helen Clark to lead the United Nations than Kevin Rudd.

And even Labor voters prefer the former Kiwi prime minister to Mr Rudd, a poll has found.

With the United States and Britain “known to favour the appointment of a woman” opportunist Rudd could yet get a lock on the job by declaring he’s going transgender – no one could argue with a contention he’s a woman trapped in a man’s body.