"It Don't Come Easy"

"Mel Just Went Crazy"

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****************************************** What the hell has gotten into Mel? ****************************************** In an expletive-ridden tirade, released by the celebrity gossip website RadarOnline, the Oscar winning actor and director appears to be angry because Miss Grigorieva fell asleep before having sex with him. "I deserve to be ***** first! Before the ******* Jacuzzi," he said. “I’ll burn the g#ddamn house up, but **** me first! How dare you?” Getting angrier, he continues: “I should’ve woken you up and said ******* **** me, *****! You would’ve liked that better, yeah?” The new recording comes days after another tape emerged in which Gibson suggests that Miss Grigorieva needed a "bat in the side of the head" and threatened to "put her in a rose garden." At times during the tape Gibson is so angry he stops and starts panting. At one point Miss Grigorieva, the mother of Gibson's eight-month-old daughter Lucia, accuses him of having previously hit her and broken two of her teeth. She says: "What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she's holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?" Gibson responds: "Oh, you're all angry now! You know what, you ------- deserved it!" Miss Grigorieva, who secretly recorded the phone call, tells Gibson that he is "gonna answer one day" for his behaviour. He replies: "I'll put you in a ------- rose garden you ----. You understand that? Because I'm capable of it. You understand that?" Whoa....

Mel just went crazy His thoughts are all so zanyMad Max believing Girl pals are for his pleasing....

Treats his girlfriends crude and he doesn't like the Jews Mel Gibson just went so crazyPassion Of The Christ, more like Third ReichHe rants out, her neck he's squeezing What happened in his past, that caused his meltdowns?Say a little prayerBut not German you racist clown ..

Temper you can't trust Not minding your lustAnd you scream threats for not pleasingGet the girls in line lethal weapon time Wants his sex or house he's burning

Something in your heartSays man is betterLadies think you suckYou'll be buried in legal letters..

Always being lewd think your girlies will love you Threaten smacks so they'll go easyRacial out your mouth like from down southMel has gone Mad Maxie crazy

Girls you want to please don't have to take it Threaten them in speechPapers write that you've lost it...

Girls seeing stars Struck from Mel's fist hard And that's why Mel Gibson's Crazy Now his great star size keeps shrinking all the time Fight Club 2's your next job waiting....

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What a MELtdown this guy has been having. The guy is an incredibly great actor. I have yet to see a film he has stared in that I did not enjoy. Somewhere along the line he has come up one sandwich short of a picnic. Substance abuse doesn't help the situation either. Mel better get a grip or he is going to die an angry old man if his life style doesn't take him out sooner. Now I wonder about the first Lethal Weapon movie where he was off his rocker if he was actually acting the part or it just came with the territory. Anyway I'd like to see him clean up his act, get the help he needs and get back to doing what he does best. Such a waste right now.

Mel the Monster! Mel the Madman! That news story got to me for a few days and let me tell you....so unbelievable his temper was! He needs serious anger management. I wondered what made him so mean like that. And if he's on drugs or something? Well, that aside, I really enjoyed the Mel Gibson movie references in your satire. You are really a parody laureate, Mark, in addition to commenting with style. And you must love this Ringo song very much. I also love this Ringo OS as well. $555 for anyone who could get Mel to shut the hell up...and lock him in an anger management class...or a mental institute...or jail...or whatever.

I understand that Mel had a terribly abusive childhood at the hands of an alcoholic father. He is most definitely in need of help, but until he gets it, he needs to STFU and go take his anger out on a punching bag or something. Great job skewering the latest slime from this genuinely mentally-ill nutcase.

FWIW, TT did one on Gibson's anti-Jew rant, a couple of years before your welcome arrival here. No obligation, request, or even suggestion that you "should" read, vote, or comment, but if interested, it's here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/raypetersonelvispresley1.shtml If you *do* choose to read, it comes with the usual TT guarantee: Satisfied, or double your money back. :) ... Great choice of OS, great title switch, great send-up. 555+++.

btw, CAN WE ALL JUST BOYCOTT MEL'S MOVIES UNTIL HE BECOMES A *HUMAN* BEING? ... then the studios would quit hiring him, though if I were a studio head, I wouldn't anyway, for all the bad publicity.