Note; this isNOT a thread to post real endings of the book. Any I find in here WILL BE DELETED. This is a funny thread and not a serious one.

Basically, it was me and a couple of ppl I know hanging around in the last hour of my shift, and this person I know vaguely asked me how the book ended. I just made up a random ending, and that went to me and my mates coming up with weirder and weirder alternate endings/plot twists. Then Sarah and I came up with a few more. Here they are in all their glory; feel free to add any you come up with. XD

1. Hermione goes insane, murders everyone and runs off with Voldemort. They then rule the world together.