Monday, July 13, 2009

Lolz with Mother Goose

The Man in Our TownThere was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wise,He jumped into a bramble bush, And scratched out both his eyes;But when he saw his eyes were out, With all his might and main,He jumped into another bush, And scratched 'em in again.

Torture was life, 200 years ago. Thanks, Aristotle, for pointing out otherwise. Mother Goose is a bitch. Cut off those tails with a carving knife, break your crown, let a little toe have none. Get f'ing lost, bitch.