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Friday, October 21, 2011

Why I Stopped Tweeting

Best expressed in a tune made famous by the man who never grew up -

It's close to midnight, 140 characters lurking on your screenUnder the moonlight, you see a tweet that almost makes you screamYou want to tweet but another tweet appears before you make itYou start to retweet, as horror looks you right between the eyesYou're paralyzed

'Cause this is Twitter, Twitter siteAnd no one's gonna save you from the Twit about strikeYou know its Twitter, Twitter siteYou're losing a good life inside the killer Twitter site

You follow dumb blonds, and geeks who don’t really have a lifeYou slowly realise, that tweeting won’t really get you a wife,You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination,Back on your screen, more tweets upload and add to grimeYou're out of time

'Cause this is Twitter, Twitter siteAnd no one's gonna save you from the Twit about strikeYou know its Twitter, Twitter siteYou're losing a good life inside the killer Twitter site