_CARD OF THANKS We _desire to extend our thanks and appreciation to the gentlemen who took our car from front of the First Church last Sunday and picked up by the police two days later , for the care they took of our machine while in their _possession . Some auto thieves wreck and ruin the car _they purloin , thus adding to _the high cost of living . —Tacoma paper .

A local man has discovered a method of getting to work early each morning . He has made arrangements with his daughter to call him when she comes in . —Exchange . _MRS . M . B . YUNTZ at the SMART SHOPPE is prepared to take care of your needs for the new year . Dresses , Millinery , Novelty Jewelry , Flowers , Handkerchiefs , Undergarments . 124 N . AURORA ST . And so in a quiet little Sanitarium hidden away from the mighty _bustle of the big city , Harry and Louise were vaccinated . —Life ? Interviewer— Aren t you sometimes frightened when you look down at the street below you ? Steeplejack— Yes . Only yesterday I thought sure I was going to see a pedestrian get run over . —Life .

The [ • 1 BURNS _SSnTf 1776 - l928 MOTHERS Concord BAKERY Both ready to serve at a minutes notice . A trial with us will result in Victory for you . Most of our pleasures consist of work that we don t have to do .

LADIES EXCHANGE Wearing Apparel , Arts , Novelties and Antiques 411 EAST STATE STREET Fancy Shoppe Ithaca , New York Phone 2498 New habit of looking for the silver lining of the cloud , and at the leaden found it , continue to look at it rather than Ret into the when you have grey in the middle . It will help you over many hated places

CALENDAR Calendar for the _wee _/ i beg inning March 1 st . THURSDAY GLEE SOPKIN CLUB REHEARSAL QUARTET 3:15 P . M . In the Little Theatre regular Glee Club _Rehearsal with Mr . Lautner . 8:15 P . M . In the Little Theatre a special program will be given by Sopkin s Quartet _-student will be allowed one free ticket . _Admission 50c for outsiders . Each

SATURDAY Immediately after their show the Freshmen will frolic at a closed Frosh may invite a friend—so be gracious , you upper classmen . formal in the Gym . Each 8:15 P . M . Last performance of Life is Like That . After the success which they are bound to have Friday , there is no need to worry about Saturday .