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Thursday, October 05, 2006

The CHENI@D:Volume Three

Steve Howards is filing a lawsuitagainst a Secret Service agentfor arresting him for approachingVPOTUS CHENEY in Beaver Creekabout his Iraq policies last Summer.

While walking his 7-year-old sonto piano practice, he saw CHENEYsurrounded by people in an outdoor mall,shaking hands & posing for pictures, &walked to within a few feet of CHENEY & said:"I think your Iraq policies are reprehensible,"& walked on & was quickly approached bySecret Service agent Virgil D. "Gus" Reichle Jr.who asked if he’d "assaulted" CHENEY.He denied it, of course, as hewas handcuffed & taken to Eagle County Jail.

Eagle’s Dist.Attorney's Office has justdismissed all charges, but Howards is suing forbeing arrested for exercising his 1st-Amendmentright of free speech, & violating his 4th-Amendmentprotection against unlawful search & seizure.

thanx to the White House website for children;“I really, really like him,” she says; she knowswhat state he was born in, where he wentto grade school, the names of his dogs, favoriteteacher & that he used to run Halliburton.

CHENEY’s favorability ratings are belowPOTUS’s ( 20% in the most recent NYT poll).Critics deride him as a Prince of Darknessswearing at a U. S. senator, shootinga friend in a hunting accident, showinghe doesn’t care how he’ s perceived. Evenadmirers of his intellect & steadinessrarely say he electrifies rooms or people.

But listen to people at the Capitol Plaza HotelManor ConferenceCenter in Topeka. “It’s justsuch a big thrill to see & hear this man,” saysMarvin Smith, a farmer & former teacher:“People I know feel the same way, exceptfor a few of those peacemakers” (protesters)picketing down the street. “We love him here,”says Susan Wagle, a KA state senator.

Sustained & rollicking ovations pullinga rare smile up both sides of his mouth,CHENEY delivers an old vpotential sawabout how 1st VPOTUS, John Adamsenjoyed Senate floor privileges, until revoked.CHENEY's told it 48 times, but skips anotherabout himself as the 1 WY congressman:"...a small delegation, but it was quality,"that he's told 67+ times as VPOTUS.

He delivers his usual hommage to tax cuts,warning about how terrorists are still trying“to cause mass death here in the United States;”derisively catalogues the “Dean Democrats,”Rangel (NY), Waxman (CA), Frank (MA), whosepower will grow if Democrats take over Congress.

The crowd boos. “Don’t hold back,” CHENEY eggs;the crowd laughs. It believes his unpopularity in pollsfollows attacks from Democrats & “liberal media.They throw so much trash at him, it’s just unbelievable,”says Morris Thomason, a rancher in Belvidere, Kan.,who grew up in Casper, WY, Cheney’s boyhood home,spending his formative years with CHENEY who evencame to his 13th birthday; they water-skied togetherin an irrigation canal near Casper. But he hasn’t spokento CHENEY since he was Bush 1 SECDEF or whenhe was POTUS Ford's chief of staff Today, he won’tsee CHENEY up-close because it costs $1,000for a photo op; his$100 ticket’s only for the speech.

“There was a peacefulness & a truthfulnessto this man that really caught my heart,”says the R-congressman’s wife, Anne Ryun,clutching a [Bush-Cheney 2000] placardVPOTUS CHENEY had just autographed.She spoke briefly to CHENEY to tell himshe was praying for him, saying his wife, Lynne,“is the most gracious, intelligent womanI’ve ever known of,” & she wants to modelher life after her, her voice going soft,her eyes going a little glassy.

While CHENEY spoke, 6-year-old Gracestayed behind at the airport, getting a solotour of Air Force 2, wowing Secret Service agentswith her CHENEY knowledge (exceeding theirs),a 6yr old prodigy of CHENEYism in Topeka.

Book XXVII: CHENEY--W@ter-Bo@rding ‘No Br@iner’

Water-boarding: holding the head under water orpouring water on cloth/cellophane over the nose & mouthsimulating drowning, until the head agrees to talk or confess.

Banned by U.S. law & international treaties on torture; theU.S. Army, Republican lawmakers, experts on human rights& laws of war call waterboarding cruel, inhumane & degrading.

CHENEY admits captured al-Qaida suspectswere water-boarded: “Wouldn’t you agree a dunkin water is a no-brainer if it can save lives? It'sa no-brainer for me, but for a while there, I wascriticized as being the vice president ‘for torture.’

We don't torture. That's not what we're involved in;we live up to our international treaty obligations;you can have a fairly robust interrogation programw/out torture & we need to be able to do that."

Lee Ann McBride, CHENEY’s spokeswomandenied CHENEY admitted using water-boardingor endorsed the technique."VPOTUS CHENEYreferred to an interrogation program w/out torture,& never goes into techniques/methods of questioning."

The latest Evans-Novak Political Report suggeststhe way POTUS Bush fired DEFSEC Rumsfeldcaused considerable friction in the White House."Even VPOTUS Dick Cheney is said to be pro-foundly disturbed by Rumsfeld's treatment."

VPOTUS CHENEY wrings both handsas he snarls on the porcelain throne,cyber-heart thumping mechanically.

“I could be next! That punkass POTUSsunafabitch’s no man@all, no man@all.Fuckin’ Ke-rist, I was elected, I got votes!I sucked in shitloads of votes both times!”

His cyber-heart pumps his roasting nutsdangling in the throne’s chilly-water pool,raising hot white steam all around him.

“I made that punkass POTUS look real;I’m the real POTUS & everyone knows it.I’ll pull the plug on that punkass POTUS.”As he pulls the chain to flush the steam,

the porcelain throne explodes, blowinghim into a blizzard of ex-vpotential flesh.

Book XXX: CHENEY’s Desperate Wraith Sweeps

CHENEY’s desperate wraith sweepsthe sands in search of old oil-alliesin the boiling hours of Iraqi civil-war;

Saudies welcome his sandy wraithwith open arms & oily love-kissesas it dissolves into a sandy mound.

Who shall raise it? What oily spellcan reconstitute this sandy VPOTUSas an man of moilmentum? Speak,

On 9/11, deep inside a White House bunker, Vice President Dick Cheney ordered U.S. fighter planes to shoot down any commercial airliner still in the air above America. At that moment, CIA Director George Tenet met with his counter-terrorism team in Langley, Virginia. Both leaders acted fast, to prepare their country for a new kind of war. But soon a debate would grow over the goals of the war on terror, and the decision to go to war in Iraq. (more »)

--PBS - WGBH-TV, Cambridge MA, The Dark Side, Jan. 2, 2007 at 9pm

(voiceover)

On 9/11, deep inside a White House bunker,VPOTUS Cheney ordered U.S. fighter planes2shoot down any commercial airliner stillin the air above America. At that moment,CIA Director George Tenet met with hiscounter-terrorism team in Langley, Virginia.Both leaders acted fast, 2prepare their countryfor a new kind of war. But soon...a debatewould grow over the goals of the war on terror,& the decision 2go2 war in Iraq...

"Click over to FOX, g'dammit," snaps CHENEY;"Gutless documentaries suck-wind, besides,I know how this one'll end up: I get an Oscar!"

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