CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

hardinparamedic:CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

hardinparamedic:CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam:hardinparamedic: CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

hardinparamedic:CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

farkingismybusiness:[thesuperslice.com image 650x493]Why did I move to southern California Colorado?

For whatever reason despite having seen the episode of Beavis and Butthead originally when aired, although there is an obvious connection with the lyrics, I always thought this was from the video for Pardon Me by Incubus... Thank you for clearing up over fifteen years of apparent confusion I did not know I suffered from.

hardinparamedic:CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

So you're saying I should give long-pig another shot? Maybe barbequed this time?

For whatever reason despite having seen the episode of Beavis and Butthead originally when aired, although there is an obvious connection with the lyrics, I always thought this was from the video for Pardon Me by Incubus... Thank you for clearing up over fifteen years of apparent confusion I did not know I suffered from.

1) Why was school cancelled for everyone else for the rest of the day? I know it's been decades since I went to school, but WTF? Do people think they cancel work, when someone gets hurt?

2) As I read what passes for an article from ABC, I wonder: Does anyone know anything? We don't know if the student made any threats or statements before starting himself on fire; we don't know what injuries he sustained; we don't know how the student set the fire; we don't know if students were in class when the fire was reported. What the heck do we know? A cook cut herself trying to put the boy out.

hardinparamedic:CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

That had to have been awkward. "Gosh that BBQ'd human flesh sure smells tasty!"

hardinparamedic:CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

He was lighting his grill with gasoline in his jesus room?recreation room?rest room?

1) Why was school cancelled for everyone else for the rest of the day? I know it's been decades since I went to school, but WTF? Do people think they cancel work, when someone gets hurt?

2) As I read what passes for an article from ABC, I wonder: Does anyone know anything? We don't know if the student made any threats or statements before starting himself on fire; we don't know what injuries he sustained; we don't know how the student set the fire; we don't know if students were in class when the fire was reported. What the heck do we know? A cook cut herself trying to put the boy out.

1. Seriously? So if your coworker tries to kill himself in your office by setting himself on fire, you figure business as normal ASAP?2. The article says no one knows anything. Very sorry.

hardinparamedic:CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:hardinparamedic: CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

For whatever reason despite having seen the episode of Beavis and Butthead originally when aired, although there is an obvious connection with the lyrics, I always thought this was from the video for Pardon Me by Incubus... Thank you for clearing up over fifteen years of apparent confusion I did not know I suffered from.

Fun Fact: The video was directed by Spike Jonze.

I actually did know this. I don't know why I did know this, but I did.

Jefferson County Public Schools spokeswoman Lynn Setzer says Standley Lake High has been closed for the day and students were sent home. She said she didn't know if students were in class when the fire was reported.

Maybe they need someone else to be the voice of that county's schools because this one doesn't know what's going on.

C18H27NO3:Jefferson County Public Schools spokeswoman Lynn Setzer says Standley Lake High has been closed for the day and students were sent home. She said she didn't know if students were in class when the fire was reported.

Maybe they need someone else to be the voice of that county's schools because this one doesn't know what's going on.

It happened at 7:12am, before classes started and when most kids were just arriving for school. The school was shut so they could do a security sweep of the entire building, likely SOP. Link

Gyrfalcon:hardinparamedic: CSB Time: Several years back, I was coming into work, and while walking through one of the local ERs, smelled this delicious smell - almost like a delicious, mouthwatering BBQ would smell like.

I walked up to the secretary and asked them where that delightful smell was coming from. She recoiled in horror and told me that there was a guy who got burned trying to light his grill with gasoline in the resus room.

*delighted sigh*

God, I love medics.

Yeah we know. It is our inappropriate sense of humor, knowledge of anatomy, and appreciation of even the worst homemade food that attracts most women.

Don't be rash, let's give him a break. If I strain really hard I can sense a tingling numbness like a concussion wave of minor pain.

I shiate you not, this verbal diarrhea is giving my hands cramps like they're constipated with bad ideas. Don't needle me with questions; this ain't for the faint of heart. You should operate on the notion that sore points need to be nursed.

1) Why was school cancelled for everyone else for the rest of the day? I know it's been decades since I went to school, but WTF? Do people think they cancel work, when someone gets hurt?

2) As I read what passes for an article from ABC, I wonder: Does anyone know anything? We don't know if the student made any threats or statements before starting himself on fire; we don't know what injuries he sustained; we don't know how the student set the fire; we don't know if students were in class when the fire was reported. What the heck do we know? A cook cut herself trying to put the boy out.

1. Seriously? So if your coworker tries to kill himself in your office by setting himself on fire, you figure business as normal ASAP?2. The article says no one knows anything. Very sorry.

1) Yup. That's my job. Deal with the crisis, provide post trauma counseling to those who need it, and get everything back to normal ASAP. Last time someone died on my job, we didn't send people home.2) Typically, articles are made of facts. Not this one, I guess.

1. Seriously? So if your coworker tries to kill himself in your office by setting himself on fire, you figure business as normal ASAP?2. The article says no one knows anything. Very sorry.

1) Yup. That's my job. Deal with the crisis, provide post trauma counseling to those who need it, and get everything back to normal ASAP. Last time someone died on my job, we didn't send people home.2) Typically, articles are made of facts. Not this one, I guess.

I don't know where you work, but I teach in a high school. Two things:

1) The purpose of a school is to learn2) If some kid lit himself on fire in the cafeteria before school started, no learning will take place the rest of the day.

Just thinking here, are you actually trained in post-trauma counseling? Or is this some sort of GED thing you picked up online?

The poor guy might have burns, but at least he's not a total asshole who wastes his pathetic life on Fark making asshole comments. I hereby put an ancient Bohemian curse on all you dipshiats who make mean-spirited comments: may you all go through life as total losers with personality disorders. See, it's working already.

And -1,000,000,000 karma points for being jerks.

And I hereby shake off the dust from this pathetic, time-wasting site and go on to have a productive life instead...

For whatever reason despite having seen the episode of Beavis and Butthead originally when aired, although there is an obvious connection with the lyrics, I always thought this was from the video for Pardon Me by Incubus... Thank you for clearing up over fifteen years of apparent confusion I did not know I suffered from.

Psycat:The poor guy might have burns, but at least he's not a total asshole who wastes his pathetic life on Fark making asshole comments. I hereby put an ancient Bohemian curse on all you dipshiats who make mean-spirited comments: may you all go through life as total losers with personality disorders. See, it's working already.

And -1,000,000,000 karma points for being jerks.

And I hereby shake off the dust from this pathetic, time-wasting site and go on to have a productive life instead...

/auf Nimmerwiedersehen

I guess you got burned up like the kid in TFA over this whole thing too, huh?

The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss.It was a big wet, slippery kiss.And he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen.As he looked out over the audience he said,God bless you, God bless you one and all.Then he took a can of Ronson lighter fluidAnd he squirted it over the top of his head.And proceeded to light himself on fireAs he stood there glowing and said,Remember this day.