New York's hottest club is TRASH. This meat packing hot spot includes Pierre, the Muslim Elvis impersonator; clones; freaks; sneezing; a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone; and there's no password! All you have to do is do the "Cosby face!"

Seth Meyers: Where's a good place to take my family over the weekend?
Stefon: New York's hottest club is TRASH!
Seth Meyers: ...

Describing a person who is utter and complete filth who is not hot, wealthy, sexual, as into you, or as amazing than you wish. This person often treats you like trash and therefore they are flaunting their trash onto others. They may smell, sleep with others, or just not be all you worked them up to be. Have a back-up plan if you plan on meeting trash out on the town, like needing to go eat a hot dog!

In case they are too much to handle and you can't stand any aspect of them you may refer to the person as Ttttt-RRRRrrrr-AAaaaAAAAAaaaAAAaaaAA-SSSSSsssss-HHHhhhh!! While changing the tone of your voice continuously.

That man was just total and complete and utter TRASH!!!!! How could I have even spent that time thinking about him, TRAAAAAASSSHHHH!!! He better not text me ever again, cuz I might start getting into him again!