Dear Diary: Who Are Those Hos With My Boyfriend?

Ah Paris... the City of Love. The aspiring Mrs. Doctor Stork candidates have little to do in that big mansion when he's off oooh-la-la-ing with others. So, they've taken to writing in their diaries, provided to them by Doctor Stork himself. And to make them even more French-y, they're covered in fleur-de-lis! The French maid steals them for us from time to time so we get a sneak peek into the true feelings of these ladies...

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Sarah S.

Susan

Sarah B.

Moana

Tara

Jehan

Thanks to FORT writers Suncat7, Speedbump, Roseskid, Mariner, Hepcat and Totoro for deciphering all of the "i's" dotted with hearts and sorting out the good stuff from the kitty cat stickers...

Kudos to all of you! I especially like the telling little touches, like the backslant to Moana's writing and the little hearts in place of "i"s on Susan's (I can absolutely see her doing that!) A brilliant creative effort!

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These diary entries are sure an huge, huge scoop for FORT and I shudder to think how incensed ABC is going to be when they find out that the trusty household staff at the chateau in France, resorted to thievery to expose the dirty secrets that lay behind all those fake, affected smiles.
I am happy that you managed to get your hands on these gems, but I must ask: Why no diary entry from Travis? Hmm...
The absence of a diary entry from Travis makes me suspicious of the little maid. Do you think she was "partial" to him so she whithheld vital evidence?...