Matt Rutledge was woot when it opened.
Now it’s meh.com, not just mediocre,
Been a long time gone, Oh mediocre,
Now it’s a Rutledge delight, refreshed each night.
Every item is just mediocre,
Except Fukoboro, that unlucky joker,
Bagged at 12, or 8, or 4 err…
It’ll be waiting for you, yeah, right!