Gop Jokes

The GOP have placed all their chips on Brett Kavanaugh

The GOP announced a new slogan today...

“We’re not just morally bankrupt, *we’re Roy Mooreally bankrupt!”*

The GOP will never impeach Trump...

They believe in carrying babies to full term.

GOP Lemonade Stand

A Republican senator has set up a lemonade stand selling lemonade for a dollar to raise money for his campaign and remind his constituents of “the good old days”. It’s a big success, as many parents and grandparents take their children and grandchildren to show them how they used to make money back ...

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What's the difference between Jews and the GOP?

Jews always pass the bill.

Saw a headline that started with "45% of Alabama GOP voters think" ...

... and I stopped reading because that part was surprising enough.

What does the GOP stand for?

The Russian national anthem.

The GOP are already polluting our rivers.

Found a Klansman at the bottom of one not too long ago.

Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee?

They hate colored people.

It's a shame the immigrants and their kids at the U.S. border aren't named Church and State

then the GOP would never separate them.

Immigration

I don't know why then GOP is so hard on immigration. It's just the second coming of Jesus.

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Three men walk into a tattoo parlor...

The first man asks for a tattoo of a four leaf clover on his dick because he loves to fuck Irish girls.

The second man asks for a tattoo of a cross on his dick because he loves to fuck Christian girls.

The third man asks to tattoo the entire GOP Tax Bill on his dick because he loves fu...

I think we can get Republicans on board with climate change initiatives if we just focus on consequences that mean something to them.

I've read that polar ice is melting causing polar bears to migrate south. They've actually started sharing habitat with grizzly bears and are even interbreeding with them. Now if there's one thing Republicans hate more than science it's interracial marriage. So all we need to do is let them know th...

You can't spell grope

without GOP.

looking for a great stand up comedy show?

just watch the GOP debate

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Topical Jokes (5/17)

Hey, folks! Back again to fill you all in on what wonderfully weird stuff happened today. And so it begins...

Start from the gutter, a California doctor suggested his patient give oral sex to cure her gag reflex - and you do NOT want to know what he suggested she do to unplug her bowel obstru...

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Jokes for the week of 4/6-4/12

A French breast scientist advises against wearing bras after a thorough study, thus tying for the best job ever and the best news ever.