What an exciting world we live in where we have access to so many movies. Ugh I can only be that positive for a sentence long- and even that was an effort. Most movies and books suck, there's no doubt there, but we do have access to a butt load…

So in part one. WAIT NO! Let's do it like Buck Rodgers. LAST TIME ON MIKE's BRAVE QUEST TO MAKE YOU NOT A DUMBASS PODCASTER: Mike was deep in space defending earth from a monster crystalline pig, WHEN SUDDENLY! he told you to stop editing out breaths and dead air…

I am really trying to avoid being hacky 80s stand up or Andy Rooney here ...that being said here I go. Why are people really anxious to explajn how menus work in restaurants? I can't be the only person to notice this. Is there so crappy bar science article telling…

Here is how fair use works- let me save you time. You don't understand it do no envoke it. There no need to read on... Ok are you sure? Cus I am certain you don't need it. Let's not right?... Ok. Firstly here's how I know you don't need fair…

I hang around a lot of nut jobs. Good nutjobs mostly. I like nut jobs, they are obsessed, and driven. Apethetic normal people disgust me. Physically. I'm seeing a doctor about it. It my be acid reflux... EITHER WAY one nutjob that I meet are people fascinated by the illuminati,…