Poor old reader “GigerPunk” has been bursting his little seams over the Teclast 2009 calendar, which he supposedly emailed in several months ago when a 2009 calendar update may have been a bit more relevant than it is today.

“How on earth did we miss the Teclast 2009 calendar until now? It’s a solid 12 months of ‘would’ (13 if you count the cover, weirdo) – November (‘Purple’) being a particular fave, if only for the outstanding pose. Shall have to keep an eye out for the 2010 calendar, don’t want to miss that” – GigerPunk.

This has instantly become our second-favourite calendar of the moment.

“Mr Photographer, sir. Terribly sorry, sir, there’s been a mistake. The blouses haven’t arrived in time for the… what? Do the shoot anyway? Well… OK…”

JUST PANTS! Would a reader with lots of patience please try to locate this “set” on the Teclast web site? Thanks.

1980s British housewife cosplay.

Don’t like this one. It looks like it’s from a rape counselling brochure.