An article giving the “9 reasons” men end up thinking the girl they have their eye on has the hots for them too has lately been the subject of much soul-searching reflection on the more desolate and lovelorn parts of 2ch.

I prefer getting together with several other losers, kidnapping a girl, tying her up and all raping her repeatedly, ejaculating all over her face and body. We then take pictures of her being raped with our cellphones and threaten to publish them if she makes trouble.

This works really well. I tried it with my sister and it went without a hitch.

meh, one for me was just talked to me allot, she than confessed to me a year later, and i turned her down, not because she was ugly or bad or anything like that, but she honestly deserved someone better than me

im 23, have no job, slightly overweight, live with parents, and have no real hope for the future... yea, anyone i like deserves better than me, and one i dont like i wouldnt want to be with... god im fucked.