Boba Fett Caption Contest #5

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Editor'sPick

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Author

Date

Fan'sChoice

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BOBA: Wow. That is a NICE Han Solo toy mold you've got there.

LEGOFett

13772412002013-08-23

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Boba Fett: *on phone with Dengar* Hey, I've got a joke for ya, what do you get when you give a Sith a job at a resturaunt?
Dengar: I've got no idea.
Boba: Simple, you get Darth Waiter!!
Vader: *overhears the joke and walks over*
Boba: *still talking on phone* So, the other day, I saw Vader staring at a beautiful picture of Padmé. You should've seen the look on Luke's face- *notices Vader* WAUGH! VADER!
Vader: Well? I'm dying to hear the rest of your hilarious story, Mr. Comedian. Do share!

Katie

13768956002013-08-19

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Fett: What if he dosen't survive? He's worth alot to me.
Vader: The empire will compensate for your losses.
Fett: It had better or I'm sueing big time.

severien

11431008002006-03-23

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1

Fett: I have a cooler mask than you.
Vader: Well I guess you might....
Fett: Finally I'm right about something!
Vader: Hey, I got another bounty for you.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: You. Your the bounty. Please use disentigrations.
Fett: What? What?
Vader: You heard me.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: I so rock!!!

Danny L. of New York

11430144002006-03-22

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Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.

Tristan of Newberg, Or.

11429280002006-03-21

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

2

Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.

Vadey Fetta of Ohio

11429280002006-03-21

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Boba: One day I will fall into a hole and then get almost killed but blast out before I die.
Vader: Huh?
Boba: Oh, I don't know, sometimes I just say stupid stuff.
Vader: One question.
Boba: What?
Vader: Didn't your dad say not to play near the Sarlacc?
Boba: What?!?
Vader: I can read your mind.
Stormtrooper to another Stormtrooper: I think we should throw them both in the Carbonite freezing chamber.
Other Stormtrooper: Maybe someday...

Mace Windy of North Carolina

11429280002006-03-21

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Fett: "Nice armor.... Did you get to pick it?"
Vader: "What do you think, of course not I was burnt to a crisp!"

Martial Bartsch of Sudbury, Ontario

11427552002006-03-19

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1

Boba: You are starting to smell! Just look behind you!

Anthony of Colorado

11426688002006-03-18

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2

Fett: "We so need are own theme music..."
Vader: "Speak for yourself."

Maybe those ugnauts will learn to keep their hands to themselves now...

coolkid of massachusetts

11424960002006-03-16

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Fett: "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if..."
Vader: "If what?"
Fett: "If the Clone Wars had never happened."
Vader: "Well, I definately would probably not be Darth Vader."
Fett: "Well, I guess it could have never happened...."
Vader: "What?"
Fett: "The Clone Wars never happening."
Vader: "You confuse me too much..."

Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."

Fett: "Well, another year, but only 2 of us left for the Battle of Geonosis reunion."
Vader: "Yes..."
Fett: "So what now? What do you want to do?"
Vader: "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Fett: "I'd like to take that bloody mask off you and watch you suffocate while the ugnaughts make mock wheezing noises."

Vader: How much is Captain Solo worth to you?
Boba: Ummmmm.....He is worth about 200 million, more or less.
Vader: WHAT?!?! That means if he dies during this I have to pay you that!?!?
Boba: Yup. Pretty much.
Vader: *Jumps into the Carbon Freezing Chamber after Han* NO!!!!

Darth Vader's Sister

11419776002006-03-10

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Vader: "You don't say much do you?"
Fett: "It come from being from a large family.."

korlex

11415456002006-03-05

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."

(Leia and Han start kissing)
Fett: "Whoo! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"

Sabe

11398176002006-02-13

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Fett: "Whoa! What is all this, these flickering lights, these props..."
Vader: "Yeah, they used these things called Sets, back when movies were quality, and well thought out, and not absorbed with what they could do with FX."

Tyler of Wooster, Ohio

11396448002006-02-11

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Fett: "Oh great could you next time get a place with a little less fog."
Vader: "It's all we could afford."

Robert Fett

11395584002006-02-10

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1

Boba: "Seen any good movies?"

Downey of Chicago, Illinois

11394720002006-02-09

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1

VADER: "What is this? Where are we?"
FETT: "We're in the *future.* Everything's *shiny* here..."

Darth Revan

11393856002006-02-08

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Vader: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Fett: "The day Darth Vader starts doing yoga is the day Solo hits my jetpack with a staff which then will send me flying into the sarlaac pit to strip away half my skin and armour, leaving me helpless until I blow a huge hole through it and escape and be rescued by some idiot named Dengar only to make a partnership that won't last until I drive my ship into a shield generator surrounding a random planet called Byss."
Vader: "The day you shut up should hopefully come sooner."

Ben of Toronto

11392992002006-02-07

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

FETT: "NOOO! Han! I thought you loved ME!! All these years playing hard to get for this! Damn you, Leia, DAMN YOU!!!"

Psycho from Planet Ten

11392992002006-02-07

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Fett: "Hey Vader, hows it goin'?"
Vader: "Not too bad."
Fett: "So how's the kids?"
Vader: "They're dead! No, I'm just kidding. They're being a pain though. As you can see Leia's boyfriend is about to be turned into a popsicle because of her."

Wook Romano

11392128002006-02-06

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Fett: "Man... did someone expose the film to the light before it was done developing?"
Vader: "Yeah. You'd think we could find a better Dark Room of the Force."

Anonymous

11391264002006-02-05

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Vader: So anyway, I was thinking a nice beige for the living room...
Boba:(Thinking) Wow, I can't see a thing is this helmet.