While searching for "Yinka Dare" on YouTube (seriously), I came across this espacular video of "how much Kobe Bryant sucks and is overrated." It's chock-full of airballs, blown dunks, and turnovers. You also get to watch Kobe be posterized, have his shot stuffed (including once particularly vicious atom smasher by Greg Ostertag), and get punched in the face...more than once. The ultimate Kobe ego-ectomy!!

No offense - since I do like seeing Kobe shut down - but that's a pretty weak video. I mean, half of the players schooling him aren't even on those teams anymore, let alone still in the league itself. I mean, Steve Smith on the Blazers? John Stockton on the Jazz?

Thank you for making today awesome. But not for that Kobe rapping video. As fun as it is to laugh at him, I really don't need to put myself through that much discomfort to do so.Kobe Humor Rules of Thumb:Kobe sucking = Hahahahahaha!Kobe being physically attacked = Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Wheeeeee! Hahaha!Kobe trying to rap = Ow! Get the fuck out of my head!