Limer-Mick Reader Challenge Winner

As it turns out, we’re not poets at all around here. And when it comes to judging, you know, poetry contests, one smutty limerick is about as random as the next (no offense to all who entered, of course – we’re sure yours were great). We figured it was pretty cool that a hard-charging 84-year-old surf chick was writing us dirty rhymes about Mick Fanning; so, Gertrude Box, of Seaford, NY, you’re a classic.

Here she goes:

WINNERSuch luck had that surfer named MickWhen he board gave him a bad flickBut when all’s said and doneHe can still have his funCause he still has the use of his wick

ANOTHER GERT-BOX CLASSICThere once was a surfer named BoxWho loved to surf with the jocksBut at age 82Told, “You’re too old to screw,”Rode her surfboard right over their cocks!