During Friday’s taping of The Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien and guest Teri Hatcher decided it would be a good idea for a lanky unathletic white dude in a wet suit to race. It was all working out until the finish line when Conan slipped and got Tim Tebowed. I don’t know who thought to put the finish line 15 yards in on a slippery concrete floor, but instead of having a race next time, they should put a paraplegic in roller skates and push him behind Inspector Gadget’s car after he releases an oil slick, because apparently safety really isn’t that much of a concern.