Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.-H. L. Mencken----------------------The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which "unskilled people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it." The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average.

Yeah, if he played for us that picture could still be blown us and shown like "We think your fucking nuts Joe" and it wouldn't be that bad. If you're trying to copy the Sacha thing, you have to find a photo that makes him want to kill himself when he sees it

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Is he even going to play in MLS this year? He never re-signed with the Quakes.

Almost...

Earthquakes goalkeeper Joe Cannon is all but signed to play the 2009 season in San Jose. After weeks of talks, Quakes General Manager John Doyle said Thursday, "As far as the Earthquakes and Joe goes, we're all set."

Some small details with Major League Soccer, which approves all contracts, still must be agreed upon. Cannon declined to comment, but didn't deny Doyle's account.

Cannon, 34, was due to make about $250,000, but the Quakes didn't pick up his option after last season. As the team reloads for its second season in San Jose, it is trying to restructure some contracts in order to sign a proven striker. Doyle said he expects to have two international forwards signed by the end of the month.

Cannon's new contract is expected to be for two years with some incentives to add a third season. "We wanted Joe back; that was never an issue," Doyle said. "It was just getting him signed for a long-term contract."

we should create a fund for creating these types of posters. here's the logic behind these types of posters: their team embaresses our on the pitch; then we, the LARS embarrass their players with these posters.

"If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."---Charles Barkley