There's just 20 days left until Jesus puts on his red fat suit, dyes his beard white, and drinks a bottle of vodka in an effort to rosy his inexplicably anglicized, middle-eastern cheeks before delivering presents under the guise of Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

Per usual, a flying reindeer named Rudolph will guide his sleigh that night as his very shiny nose cuts through dense fog like XENON lights on a brand-new Audi.

You can learn more about how Rudolph landed the coolest gig in animal testing via rapper DMX's cover song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

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