There's actually a lot of work involved if you want to be lazy.
There's your basic slothfulness, procrastination, laying around, and
pissing and moaning, plus there's the necessity of having to ride
elevators and escalators rather than take the stairs, having to give
your mouth a workout while someone else feeds you, and of course there's
the need to convince others to do your stuff. Dad says that, all
things considered, you might as well get up off your rear side and do at
least a few things yourself because you can spend a lot of energy
getting others do things for you. With that said, I still like
someone frying up my bacon. Take on the WEEKEND!