In a few moments of boredom I ripped apart an old Arrse tie and then sewed it back together again as a piece of womens underwear.

Now forgive me for being a newbie, but have I just commited sacrelige? Or have I been dull and followed the crowd of ever-growing green, black, pink and brown clothing wearers? A bit like the "charity wristband" explosion perhaps?

Or have I just created The Arrse Lingerie Range sold exclusively at Anne Summers. Ahem. Now I'm just getting carried away!