Shoot People in the Face at Close Range!

First person shooter games are a dime a dozen these days, but they're all chock full of things like "strategy" and "objectives." If you've ever wanted to strip a FPS down to its core, The Onion has officially answered your prayers with "Close Range."

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Not content to simply joke about this too-good-to-be true gaming experience, the brilliant crew at the Onion have actually gone through the trouble of making a playable version of "Close Range." "Gears of War," this is not, but shooting people in the face at point blank range satisfies some sort of carnal urge that can't be denied. That, and it's pretty goddamn funny. So, if you're trying to blow off some steam and cranial pieces at the same time or just trying to warm up your space bar, go play yourself some "Close Range"

Mark

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Mark is the pretty much everything of Bloody Good Horror. When he's not casting spells in Magic or Hearthstone, you'll probably find him watching wrestling, beard glistening from the essence of Chicago's myriad beers and meats.