Nope, but I will. Rotten Tomatoes shows it as an 86%, which is almost impossible because of the content and language and stuff. I've read reviews from people who should hate it but love it, in spite of themselves. I've also heard that Fogell/Mclovin is an instant classic character like Stiffler's mom or Damone from Fast Times.

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Fogell: I have a boner!
Officer Michaels: [hears a siren] Oh shit, the cops!
Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?
Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who's legally named ****.
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Fogell: [as Seth comes out of the liquor store] Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?
Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the *****. Have you ever seen a ***** by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
Becca: Your **** is so smooth!
Evan: Well I bet you'd have a smooth **** if you... had one.
Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at ****ing *****.
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah, I learned about that in health class.
Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your ****...
Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back Jules, is that it's located on my ****.
Seth: [gets hit by a car] What the ****?
Fogell: There is a very good reason for why my fake I.D. says I'm 25 and not 21. Everyday hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with fake I.D.s that say they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called strategy.
Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck your penis.
Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to **** me! She wants my dick in or around her mouth!
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: I didn't realize that.
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two ****s. If one of you ****s could *kill* someone.
Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Good Shopper Security: Don't do it, kid.
Seth: I never had a choice...
Seth: Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since ‘nam!
Officer Michaels: Prepare to get ****ed by the long dick of the law.
Seth: I draw dicks.
Evan: Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes, like a man dick.
Evan: That's supergay.
Evan: Good shit, right Miroki?
Seth: Look, we all know Home Ec. is a joke. No offense. It's just like everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. And I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef?
[pause]
Seth: No. There's three weeks left in school - give me a ****in' break. I'm sorry for cursing.
[from trailer]
Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' dick.
[from trailer]
Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake I.D]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name, man.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake I.D. worked] Wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "****".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was probably spelled with a "ph", I dunno.
[from trailer]
Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
[from trailer]
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
[from trailer]
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.

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