Jessica Simpson Shows off Her Boobs

Jessica Simpson showed up to the 2nd Anniverarsy of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in Las Vegas with her boobs onceagain prominently displayed. Which I can only assume is a diversionary tactic to draw attention away from her face. It's not even that she looks bad here, just kind of weird, like a really tanned zombie. Although if you listen carefully, you can actually hear the sound of Joe Simpson somewhere getting a boner. And that somewhere? My bedroom. Rowr! Wait, what? Oh, no. Oh God, no!