Our pasta who art in Heaven,
Flying Spaghetti Monster be thy name.
Thy parmisian come
thy noodle be done,
Al-dente as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Garlic bread.
Forgive us our anti-pasta
as we forvige those who serve anti-pasta to us.
And lead us not to false sausages
but deliver us from hotdogs.
For thine is the Marinara, and the pesto, forever.
Salude. (ahmen)

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In our beloved schools, thine name shall be soon be uttered. And the works of your creations shall be revealed. For thy Kansas School board shall be the thin end of the holy wedge, as we ram home our agenda during these uncertain and troubling times.

For the work of the scientists across the ages is but fruitless bull, when compared with your great hand. An in our hour of need do we thus pray to thee O Great Noodly Master, to set the record straight, and to thy school kiddies we do thus pray:

Forget thee Stephen Hawking for his brief history of time was just all wrongForget thee Nils Bohr for he was just dumb all along

Forget thee Charles Darwin, for his Evolution theory was all bunkForget thee Albert Einstein for his relativity will be sunk

Forget thee Wolfgang Pauli for your spin was just all spinForget thee Robert Oppenheimer, believing you is a sin

Forget thee Robert Hooke, your stuff just isnâ€™t trueForget thee Marie Curie, you were bored and had nothing to do

Forget thee Louis Pasteur you were just fond of scumForget thee Harold Urey you donâ€™t know how itâ€™s done

And in thee great scientific advances do I look for a great causeFor it was our Intelligent Noodly Designer that did all this of course

For it was YOU Great Monster, it was just you all along. Rational thought and human endeavour are really not that strong.

For we are just hapless pawns, really just quite small. Our religion has all the answers â€“ thereâ€™s no need to think at all.

So pack up your science texts kiddies, for true enlightenment has begun. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will show how faith based science is done.

Seeing how alot of people in here use strong words like proud american and patriot I might be skidding onto thin ice here but seeing how we all enjoy a re-written christina scripture, I see no harm in this either.

I pledge allegiance to the FSM
Of the United World of Pasta
And to the pastafari
For which he stands
One pasta
Under sauce
Quite mixable
With Beer Volcanoes
and Stripper Factories
for All

//Nudelius

//Nudelius
May his Holy Nudlemonster touch thee with his noodly appendage

Hail Flying Spaghetti Monster, full of sauce.
Our parmesan is with thee.
Blessed art thou among pasta,
and blessed is the tomatoe of thy sauce, Roma.
Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, Father of Pasta,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our consumption.
Salude.

(I'm going to Hell for that one...)

PastaDesciple
(Nota Bene: for those who didn't know, this was taken from the prayer "Hail Mary (full of grace)" or "Ave Maria")

OF COURSE, if anyone would know that, YOU would (and also my husband). lol I thought I'd be tossing that one way to the back pews. Once, I was at a church luncheon -- me -- an atheist... and the Pastor asked for the congregation to sing the Com. Dox.... It was a solo.... the only atheist in the crowd. rofl...