Saturday, July 18, 2009

Samantha has done it again. Saturday 9 asked the burning questions in this new set of weekend questions called HEATWAVE!1. It’s July. How has the weather been where you are?

To tell you the truth, lately I've been in dating hell. Does that answer your question??!

2. What is the best way for you to beat the heat?

Become a nun.

3. “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.” Do you buy that?

No. It's not the heat, it's the men I meet.

4. Do you like hot tubs or saunas?

I'm too cool for those things. I'm a Queen you know.

5. What’s the hottest you’ve ever been?

Last night. I was so annoyed at my first date and last date date EVER!! (I have a lot of those) that I stripped off my camouflage jammies when I got home later and went screaming like a raving blunatic around the Castle grounds. Stress relief. And then I realized I'd locked myself outside au natural.
Film at 11.

6. How many times do you hit the beach in the summer?
Do I look like a whale to you?

7. When you were a kid, what did you do in the summer?

Dreamed of being an internet Queen. I've surpassed that goal. I'm getting bored. If I could just find a guy who wants to do some castle frolicking and let me dress up in a nun costume.Mr. Pencil Skirt has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?Sexy costume, no?

8. Surfing. Have you ever gotten on a surfboard? Body surf?
I surf in the bathtub and sometimes the castle moat. Does that count?