Saturday, May 08, 2010

COMMENTS: Someday Jhoulys Chacin will face Jhonny Peralta and my head will jhust explode. Jhoulys is actually pronounced "Yo-lease," which is what your landlord yells when you're trying to recover your security deposit. But Jhoulys also looks like Julie, which of course brings to mind everybody's favorite cruise director:

Which leads us to:

Which led me to search for the scene in "Airplane!" where Ted Striker, during a jailbreak, passes the guy singing the "Love Boat" theme. Turns out that's actually in "Airplane II," so enjoy this:

I can't see the Dodgers sticking with Haeger. They've given him plenty of opportunities and he's taken a shit on each one. This isn't like Ely or Paul, where they fill in admirably and are given the bum's rush. Haeger just has sucked something awful.

So who do we add with two slots open? Ely probably makes a return appearance. But who else? Do the Dodgers call someone else up, or do they go outside the organization? There's just no way Haeger can stay in the rotation.