The Oscars are fast upon us, which means only one thing: Awards season is finally ending! Six months of slogging through articles predicting every bit of Oscar minutiae, analyzing which films have a shot at the big prize, and what that might mean for Hollywood, America, and the world at large. Emotions get heightened as sides are picked. If La La Land wins everything, then Hollywood is a fascist propaganda machine. If Moonlight wins, it’s just the film industry trying to look good in the face of #OscarsSoWhite. If Hacksaw Ridge wins… OK, Hacksaw Ridge isn’t winning anything.