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CON: SPOILER ALERT -- Although you may already have noticed that the band of ragtag hopefuls portrayed is NOT the New York Yankees, team doesn't even win.

The Tree of Life

PRO: For those of you who thought Vanilla Sky was too transparent, at last, an incomprehensible masterpiece for the rest of us.

CON: The must-sleep-through movie of the year.

War Horse

PRO: Acclaimed play about the brutality of war that showcased incredible use of puppetry is transformed into a Spielbergian tour de force; a battlefield epic that gets amazing performances from animals and humans alike.