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Would You Like Some Candy, Little Boy?

People laugh when The Butcher says he will live to be 120, but the woman in this picture did that 5 years ago.

Yes, this woman is 125 years old. She had 14 children. All but three of them have died. Can you imagine being 100 years old, and still having to buy your mom flowers on Mother’s Day? I’m sure those last three kids are holding out for their inheritance.

As the woman in the picture is 5 years older than I plan on being, please rest assured that I will never look *quite* this bad.