Things To Do This Week.

Get The Jump On Your 5/26 – 6/1 Plans.

Y'know what's almost as good as a three-day weekend? The four-day workweek that follows.

Sure, you're a bit extra tired. And, most likely, you're a little more hungover than is typical — even for you — come Tuesday. But, the following weekend? It's already so close. And that more than makes up for it, right?

Well, if all else fails — and you're still unable to pull yourself together for four measly days — upi can always just laugh things off. Half a dozen big-name comedians are performing at various spots all over town this week. That could help some.

Monday (5.27)The Lonely Wild at DadaThey're everything you need.

Memorial Day at Lonestar ParkGet lucky.

Tuesday (5.28)Best Coast at Granada TheaterThis is the only place for you.

Limp Bizkit at House of BluesBecause if you don't care, we don't care.

Bosnian Rainbows at TreesHey, it's Omar Rodriguez-Lopez' new outfit.

Wednesday (5.29)Mobb Deep at TreesThe infamous duo returns.

Wondercrust Presents: The Boy in the Plastic Bubble at The GrottoFind out who invaded Spain in the 8th century. Or not.

Thursday (5.30)Cesar Millan at Winspear Opera HouseHe's the leader of the pack.

Anthony Jeselnik at House of BluesHow would you like to grow up with that last name?