This "Shawn Crabtree" guy is probably really cool. I will never sleep with as many women as he has. WHen he does push ups, I know what part of his body touches the ground first. Yeah, that one. Shawn is the coolest!!! If you can hear me out there, I love you and I want to have your babies. WOO!!!

Posted by Anonymous

2005-03-03 00:00:00

I drank three pints of Iranian Horse Puncher at me mate's 21st, and woke up three days later with me pockets full of tongue depressors and me cell phone wedged in the cavern which me glass eye used to set. Lovely good time. P.S. Rest in Peace Hunter S. Thompson, you are gone but NEVER forgotten!