Now, I think we can all agree that Portland is a beautiful and vibrant city, but it didn’t earn a spoof like the IFC show Portlandia for nothing. Case in point: Clever Cycles, a bike shop dedicated to practical and cargo-hauling bikes, is now offering a hot tub rental service, delivery—naturally—by bike. Specifically, they are Dutchtubs, a portable, wood-heated tub that fits four adults and can by placed on any firm, level ground. If you live within the delivery area, a tubbist (their term, not mine) will deliver it by bike, complete with fuel wood, a cover, ash tray, fill and drain hose, leveling shims, and the trailer which can be used as a hand cart.

The rate is $400 for three nights, plus a refundable $50 fee if you make sure it’s clean before it’s returned. Clever Cycles says it takes anywhere from 2-5 hours to get the tub filled and heated. You’ll need to make sure the area is safe for a wood-fired stove to operate and that it will fit through any doors or gates to your property. The tub itself weighs about 100 pounds.

If you live in the area and rent one, let us know how it goes. And don’t forget to invite Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen.