That's Right, I'm A Chef!

The blog of Ben Storkamp. Alleged chef, part-time diehard Twins fan, full time television connoisseur.
Known authority on Freshy Freshington, Harold Dieterle and Hells Kitchen.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Twins Allstars will be Johan Santana and Joe Nathan. I mean, Sanny and uh...Nathey.Torii Hunter is up for the final fan vote thingy, but I have better chance of being elected Space Pope than he does of beating out Derek Jeter or Hideki Matsui.

A strain of more pedestrian dickishness. Superman leaves the freezer door open overnight causing the fridge motor to overheat. Dozens of dollars in spoiled food!Check out Lois' right hand. Is she going to brain him with a hammer?