Dr. Seuss wrote a book called The Seven Lady Godivas which was meant for adults and was filled with illustrations of naked chics. It was a complete flop because despite his attempts t draw sexy girls, they all looked like.........well......Dr. Seuss characters.

As a kid I always wanted some book or TV show to explain how to properly fap.
I had one audio book that started with "When you go to bed next time, you could try something you probably never tried before." and I was like HELL YEAH, but then it was some ******** about imagining to put all your problems into boxes and send them on a carousel ride or some ********.