A Complete, Probably Biased Ranking of Carrie Bradshaws 18 Sex and the City Boyfriends

You may recall the groundbreaking documentary series Sex and the City for the many issues it solemnly tackled: war-torn countries, domestic economic crises, and the illegal poaching of endangered Galapagos tortoises. However, a small part of the long-running show was devoted to thirty-something New York dating life. We know you're still watching the reruns, so heres a comprehensive roundup of the dudes Carrie datedbecause my finger is right on the pulse of 1998 pop culture.

Kurt

Kurt

Notable primarily for being the first man Carrie hooks up with onscreen in season one (Should we have sex like men?) as well as having straight-up shark face, Kurts (actor Bill Sage's) existence was fleeting. He was there, and then he was gone, leaving only the lingering scent of Drakkar Noir and foreign venereal diseases in his wake.

Sam

Sam

An affable young doofus (played by Timothy Olyphant) that Carrie rebounds with after being stood up by Mr. Big, whose ADHD rambling ("I had this dream, I had these HUGE hands, and you were in it… as this beautiful unicorn woman") and tailgating-at-a-Phish-concert-esque apartment ultimately turned her off in the awesomely-named "Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys" episode. Us too.