The ‘Slicer' Is A Giant Ice Cube Tray That Turns Into Barrels of La

Sledding year ‘round can’t be this simple, can it? According to the folks who invented the Slicer, it really is that simple. All you have to do is freeze some giant ice cubes, attach "somehow" to the bottom, and slide your a$$ on the grass.

Icers make the Slicer work. They are patented, so just forget trying to make your own giant Icicle A$$mobile (tm applied for.) Oh, and if you weigh more than 200 pounds, you’re going to need two Slicers: one for each cheek.

At $69, you can’t go wrong. Unless you get the same thrill from riding down the hill in a little red wagon, or a bike. On the other hand, if there are warm margaritas waiting at the bottom of the hill, that’s a whole ‘nother deal. Oh yeah, and don’t forget to wear your helmet, you wuss.