it amazes me how delusional you guys are

Published March 12th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

I saw your site and it just amazes me how delusional you guys are, you are trying to create a delusion around the world. A sick joke gone wrong really, its really sad that you are so completely obsessed with brainwashing that you try to pass of a Italian cuisine for a deity of some sort. This whole religion is of hate and defies all logic, rational thought, and it shatters common sense completely. You’re lousy evidence doesn’t cut it either how can you say fire works and noodles are evidence for your delusion? and its not even slightly sane that you walk around like a bunch of pedophiles in those shabby suits of yours. I bet if a Scientologist and a mutated Christian extremist had sex, the offspring would be a Pastafarian.

I love the sentence “This whole religion is of hate and defies all logic, rational thought, and it shatters common sense completely.”

Professor Pepe Rodríguez from the Barcelona University took the time to analize the contents of the Christian Bible. At least 4339 verses (roughly half the volume that the New Testament would have) are about violence:

Pizbi’s letter does beg 10 very important questions:- 1. How, when and where do extremists have sex? 2. Are we really talking about Christian and Scientology extremists or is Pizbi a member of some other extremist group that he/she isn’t telling us about. 3. See question 1. 4. Should a supporter of the Christian or Scientology religions really be bringing up the subject of Pedophilia? 5. Where can we go see some “mutated Christians” Topeka? 6. Isn’t the sentence “This whole religion is of hate and defies all logic, rational thought, and it shatters common sense completely” true of many (most) other religions? 7. What’s wrong with pasta? 8. See 7. 9. What’s wrong with trying to create a “delusion around the world” so long as you have your fingers crossed behind your back? 10. Do nobudy check they’re spelling, puncteration and grammers anymoe

“Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.”

This type of response dismays me the most. “Dude! Religion is stupid, and you guys are stupid to parody stupid religion, stupid! So glad I’m not stupid!”
I’ve come to the conclusion that when idiocy and atheism meet, it isn’t pretty.