Saturday, 5 July 2008

The stars say "You crave independence and today brings it in a new form. It may be a little scary, but it should be equally invigorating -- so get ready for all the responsibilities that come with the new situation!"

Peter's grandfather said "With great power comes great responsibility". Where is my great power?

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

While trying to plot an evil plan to bestow Jacqueline to Robin (oops, did I just type that), Eric mentioned that Robin's mum has an evil plan of her own. Long given up hope on Robin finding the right girl, she did what every mother has to -- she rented a room in their home to a girl who is single and of marriageable age. I have to admit, that is one of the best laid plan I've ever come across. Realising that his mum might foil my heavenly plan, I decided I need to find out more about the competition.

So, I asked Eric, "Is the girl pretty?"
Eric's reply was "She's not very pretty la. Just like you".
I smothered the natural urge to kick Eric where it hurts most. It was also just too bad that I was holding just a plastic spoon. If not, I imagine myself taking the witness stand and between sobs, I whispered "Yes, it was Eric who ran into the knife I was holding. Yes, three times". *sniffs*
Eric quickly added, "No, no! I'm not saying you are not pretty. I meant she has a fair complexion and long hair just like you".

Now, should I be happy that I don't have to worry about the competition?