The Simplistic Reviews March Madness Bracket of Good and Evil Round Two
Results: FILM BAD

Being rude to Dr. Lecter is essentially like poking the proverbial bear. And nothing is ruder than an obsessed woman who won’t be ignored. Alex can cook all the bunnies she wants. It doesn’t stop Hannibal from making a special stew of his own…out of her.

THE JOKER (2) WINNER

ANNIE WILKES (7)

As Batman said, a crazy person like Annie Wilkes is the type of person The Joker attracts. However, does Annie really want to be stuck in a cabin in the dead of winter with the clown prince of crime? I don’t think so. Go ahead, break his ankles. The Joker would literally laugh it off. Wilkes has nothing to threaten Mr. J with and is slowly driven even more mad. Misery? Poor choice of words.

KHAN NOONIEN SINGH (3) WINNER

COMMODUS (6)

Khan’s superior intellect is too much for the patricidal prince to handle. Death smiles at us all Commodus. Just be thankful Khan didn’t want to use any Centaurian slugs to drive home the point.

DARTH VADER (4) WINNER

JOHN DOE (12)

Vader finds John Doe’s lack of faith disturbing. Doe asks for wrath and Vader grants him his wish and then some. Jar-Jar’s head in a box, ironically, was something filmgoers were begging for during the prequels.

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