The Original AnnoyingHappy Birthday Teddy

the bear that never stops singing "Happy Birthday to you..."

the teddy

Annoying teddy bear That SingsNon-Stop For Up to 2 Hours

This amazing diabolical teddy bear sings Happy Birthday to help someone celebrate their big day, except once started the song does not stop and cannot be turned off (pressing the button again does nothing and the batteries/electronics are sewn inside and not accessible). The once cute, high-pitch Happy Birthday song quickly becomes increasingly annoying as minutes and then hours go by!

There are two ways to gift this annoying teddy bear: 1) Have it shipped to you and you deliver it to the target (recipient). 2) Ship directly to your target. The target will not know who sent the bear, we do not give that info away for fear of retaliation against you, and of course they will not find out it's an "AnnoyingTeddy" until they press the button!

There are thoughtful birthday gifts and then there are birthday gifts born out of the bubbling cauldron of hell. The AnnoyingTeddy falls into the hellish category.

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$19.99 USD

How Does It Work?

It's simple. Your AnnoyingTeddy will come ready to go out of the box. Once the button is pressed the AnnoyingTeddy will start to sing a classic, yet very annoying version of Happy Birthday and will not stop. Once the batteries run out (typically around 2 hours) the annoyingness is then over forever and you are then left with a cute, cuddly, and quiet teddy bear.

Is This For Real?

Yes, the teddy bear is real and it's very annoying! We spent more than two years crafting the perfect annoying teddy bear that would piss off someone you dislike or like. We hand selected the finest materials from around the world to provide the highest quality teddy bears. We found the most respected seamstress to carefully craft our teddy bears. We performed a quality control test with over two dozen people to help us reach the perfect annoyance level.

REVIEWS

Gave to my grandmother on her 90th birthday! It was by far her fav gift. She said it was the only teddy bear she's ever had and thought it was a recording of her grandchildren singing happy birthday to her! Priceless..

Rick

I was bored one day and thought I'd send an annoying teddy bear to my friend when it wasn't even his birthday. Next thing I know his wife it posting all over social media trying to figure out who the heck sent it. hahahahh

Paul

My little nephew loved this thing. Loved beating it up to. Had a good time with it!

Pam

My girlfriend messaged me asking if i wanted her to open it and see what was in it (she didn't know what it was at first). She opened the package and told me it was a teddy bear, to which i responded "DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON TO MAKE IT SING" but it was already too late. She ended up smashing it to death with a hammer after 15 minutes. While my brother's present is now in pieces on the kitchen table, it's safe to say the product delivers on it's promise.

Dylan

I sent the bear to my cousin anonymously. He said it sang for half an hour before he cut the box out and smashed it, but he kept the bear and still has it. What an awesome prank! It will live forever in infamy!

Taina

Original Kickstarter Campaign Video

This is what kicked it all off!

You Want Proof?

Here's a video of the AnnoyingTeddy lasting for over 3 hours!

Risks and challenges

The only risk is you thinking way too long on if you should make a purchase.Don't miss out on the gift that your friends and family will talk about forever.