"even though you'll be attacking and dodging with lightening fast button presses"

You meant lightning, not lightening:

lightening (ˈlaɪtənɪŋ)n1. (Gynaecology & Obstetrics) obstetrics the sensation, experienced by many women late in pregnancy when the head of the fetus enters the pelvis, of a reduction in pressure on the diaphragm, making it easier to breathe.