Cheney is a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball! I hear he uses live rattlesnakes for condoms and his poop is used as currency in Argentina. Hell, Dick killed Wolfman Jack with a trident, and then gave a hand-job to a manta ray. Why, Cheney's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong!

That's how manly he is. All the 'Yes' album covers are Dick Chaney photos.

^Jasper
this proves that cheney is for the common man, something liberals can't see.

things like this are the reason why I voted for Cheney.

he's just like us folks, good , hard workin' , christian..... why, I feel like I could have a beer with Cheney and we'd get along great.

so the common man would fuck up and shoot his hunting partner and then try to act like it didnt happen the way it did? the common man would hide from the american public for months then pop out of a hole in the wall and have a heart attack? he is no common man. he is a common accident(when i say accident i mean like the meak shale inherit the earth). maybe if he waits long enough he can have his turn at president or maybe he can find osama with all the hiding he does. keep in mind people in this post...i know some of you get it twisted and will say i am bashing bush...i personally take no sides but i call them how i see them.