Grown Man Throws On-Air Tantrum Over the Kardashians

An adult man who is apparently mature enough to secure a job as a local TV-news anchor had a complete meltdown on Monday, when he was forced to talk AGAIN about Jon Stewart leaving TheDaily Show. Oh wait, no, sorry, he was upset about the Kardashians.

“I’m having a good Friday, so I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today,” whines John Brown, a news anchor at Fox 35 in Orlando, as he rises from his seat and leaves the women to do what he is simply too good to do himself: discuss America’s most influential family.

“It’s a non-story! It’s a non-story!” Brown shouts after disappearing from the screen. “You’re talking about this family every freaking day on this show. Nobody cares about this family!”

Yes, if only local news could stick to covering the nation’s most important stories, such as this dancing spider.