Our horse is exhausted. We must place a hold on unsolicited monologue submissions, dear writers.

Dramatists—due to an overwhelming influx of monologue submissions, and a strategy to redesign our non-papyrus journal, we must place a moratorium on unsolicited submissions toThe Good Ear Review for the moment. We will keep you posted on our ethos. Thank you for your patience, writer-peoples. -- Sir Tristram Bexindale-Webb, Editor-in-Chief

Tristram Stjohn Bexindale-Webb, editor-in-chief

"I am the best judge of all things." Which is why Mr. Bexindale-Webb (knighthood pending) had appointed himself the review's Editor-in-Chief – and has been thus for the past 147 years. He is the brainchild behind The Good Ear Review and without him many urchins would be acquiring their Chimney Maintenance Certification instead of fetching his house slippers and proofing complex sentences.