Ms. Joseph and Her Technicolor Dreamcoat

Those who know me understand that I live my life in an often delusional dream-like sequence-blame it on my rising sign Aquarius. This fantasy life was fueled by my childhood storybook heroine, Eloise. Eloise is a poor little rich girl who lives in the Plaza Hotel and spends her days roaming the rooms and banquet halls for adventure, spying on debutantes with her sneaker-wearing turtle named Skippy and crashing rawther extraordinary wedding parties. Although I throw things, not spy, on celebutantes and live by the code "getting bored is not allowed", the one fantasy I have still not fulfilled is living in a hotel-the Eloise in Paris edition. For now, I will settle with a temporary stay at the Soho House although I am dreaming, with my Technicolor Marni coat, that I will be permanently transported to a small boutique hotel in the Left Bank.