"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Whaddaya Got to Hide?

Ok, all a yez listen up. Card check is all about freedom; da freedom to know who wants a fair, unionized workplace, and who wants to keep bein’ wage slaves; da freedom to know where da anti-union crumb-bums live; da freedom to reach out to deez scabs and knock a little sense into ‘em. Why, Card Check is practically da whaddaya call headstone of democracy, see? So, youse senators who are startin’ to get wobbly, it’s time for yez to straighten up and fly right. I mean, bein’ a senator’s a nice life, ain’t it? Be a shame for yez to have to give all dat up and move back to Paducah or wherever. Capiche?