You know you are a Senior when someone older than you passes you by on SLS because you're too old.

Rutherford NJ

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Yea, AARP is sure sign the senior moment is at hand.

Painesville OH

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Oh yes good ole AARP

Maybe it's when your knees make more noise than you do while having sex...

San Antonio TX

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I think you are a "Senior" when your kid(s) tell you that you are sooooo old growing up and the cute waitress starts asking if you qualify for the "Senior" discount. Ha!

The final notice is when AARP sends you mail.

Rutherford NJ

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Know a great guy of senior age that can last longer and is more fun than some of the 30 somethings I have met.. its all in the mind and actions..

Spring TX

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I am 68 and my husband is 69. Big deal! We believe that age is just a number. We are not retired, we are in perfect health, we still run our own business, and we enjoy sex four or five times a week, which is probably more than younger married folks with children at home. All of our equipment still works, and with hubby loaded on Viagra, he can still perform as good as he did when he first fucked me forty-eight years ago. We still don't understand why so many members on this site post 65 as the maximum age for playmates. What the hell is so magic about 65 except it makes us eligible for Medicare is we fall out of bed while fucking and break something.

Edinburg TX

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If you can remember the follow statement you are a senior

Never trust anyone over 30.

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We once asked the SLS sysops about the possibility of running a query against the SLS membership records and getting a report showing the age distribution but the response was an emphatic negative. I'm not sure what the issue was, but it doesn't look very likely (though it would be extremely interesting and of great statistical value as a snapshot of a not insignificant slice of the LS).