Rage against the machine

From the dot matrix days (when those annoying perforated edges of the paper would get all misaligned and jammed in the feeding mechanism) to the era of inkjets that suddenly and inevitably would go berserk on me, I hate all of them.

The last time I owned a printer was several years ago. After it stopped working properly I became enraged and destroyed it my bare hands.

And while the are other things I hate much more than printers (the war, for example), I would seriously love to do this: