Narwhal Coffee Mug

This coffee mug is made to look just like a Narwhal, you know adorable sea creature with the giant horns sticking out of their heads, and is the cousin to the unicorn. The coffee mug features a whale tail as the handle, little fins on each side of the whale, a little horn on the front of it, and you drink from a giant blowhole on the top. Granted, I would have liked to see a longer horn on the front, maybe around 12-15 inches would probably do it.

The Narwhal coffee mug is also apparently a girl, as it features blushing cheeks, along with big beautiful eyelashes, since part of the life of a narwhal includes gussying up with makeup in hopes to rope in a male narwhal for a nice life where both of you can settle down and raise little horned-sea-monsters together.