Beauty Contests’ Q&A Moments

It is during the Q&A portions of beauty contests that judges can ascertain whether the contestant has what it takes to win the crown. Oftentimes, it also provides a hint as to whether there is something between the ears of the aspirants.

Here are some amusing moments we noted during one of these beauty contests.

Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Contestant : Bocaue.

Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?

Contestant: Because it’s a magnificent place.

Host : Which part of Bocaue?

Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

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Host : What is your best feature?

Contestant : My graduation picture and also my baby picture.

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Host : What is you favorite motto?

Contestant : If others can’t, why can’t I!

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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant : Please come back or you shall return.

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Host : What is your typical day?

Contestant : I think Saturday po!

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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?

Contestant : That is a very good and easy question but is hard to answer… He! He! He!

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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?

Contestant : My edge? I’m 21 years old, Sir!

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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Contestant: Thirty-five.

Host: Why 35?

Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any mistakes.

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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10… I’ll be 28!

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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Contestant : Drugs!

Host : Why?

Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, Sir!

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Host : What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?

Contestant : Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men’s eyes!