Hahaha thank you my fellow droogs, yes I'm getting old. 39 friggin' years old, no no I don't need viagra yet thank you very much.
Sandra got me my prezzie yesterday, 'Confessions of a Dirty Old Bastard' DVD Widescreen Collectors Edition, not sure what she's trying to tell me, nah she got me 'Apocalypse Now Redux', which was nice, I attempted to watch my prezzie last night, but she was in a chatty mood, and I missed most of it, all I remember from the film are the Playboy bunnies....
We have friends coming round this evening for some drinks, and after they leave I'll be giving Sandra HER big present...
Cheers,
Steve C.

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Hmmmmmmmmm. Droogs? Am I a droog? I didn't know. Is that good? One wonders. Must be good if Steve's a droog. I wonder what a droog should go and do right now? I wonder what Steve is doing right now? It is, after all, his birthday. All droogs should have their day. Happy Birthday, Steve!
Us thread killers (and droogs, too, I guess) need to stick together.

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Um, SURE I do.
Of course I do!
What gave you the impression I don't? Oh. That.
Well, Of course, EVERYONE knows what a droog is, now, don't they?
Um, I SURE do! I was just kidding. Really.
Really.
Er, I would go as far to say I am probably the most droogish guy I know! :b
Droogs rule!

, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Thank you my droogies!!!
Yeah it was a nice little birthday, mates came round, had a few drinks, watched 'The Mummy Hath Returneth' (British title) and we couldn't stop laughing, it was meant to be a comedy I hope, anyway it was drizzling outside, hmmm 'drizzling' you guys do know what drizzling is I hope, no its not a word from Clockwork Orange, it meaneth light rain.
Anyway I had my birthday cake (metaphorically speaking), and now oooh I'm on my way to the big Four 0! Whats it like being forty-something? Do I have to wear woolly socks or something? Walking about in a toga and fluffy bunny slippers more acceptable?
Wait a sec! Is wearing underwear compulsory in your forties?
Cheers chaps.
Steve C.