[Dungeon Overlord] The Imperial Propagandist - Issue #3

Silgerbil, the Butcher of Dragonspire, made good on his threats by invading Angel Vale, the homeland of alliance Chaos, with an army that stands unmatched in the region. This hasn’t stopped the natives from organizing, harassing his position, and denying his raiders any significant gains, setting the stage for an extended bloody siege. The Magnum Suited have declined to intervene, but Imperial Propagandist Gnostic Foulbreath offered up this analysis: “If the natives of Angel Vale cannot defend against a single barbarian, only the lands of Imperial Magnum will be safe, and who knows for how long. Our Priestess’ prayers go out to the citizens of Angel Vale.”

ACADEMYANTIWIKIISSUESADVISORIES & BARBARIANSURVIVALTIPS

Responding the mayhem spreading across Solace, the Academy Antiwiki has released “travel advisories” for 5 regions of Solace, including: Dragonspire (“Barbarian Occupied”); Angel Vale (“OMFG! Barbarians!”); and the territories of Lush Valley, Death March and High Mountain (“Alliance-on-Alliance Wars”). Overlords in the path of barbarians are encouraged to remember four simple tips, according to High Researcher Worry: “Deny them loot, harass their positions, pillage whenever possible and blackball their market listings.”

MAGNUMSURVIVALGUIDEPUBLISHED!

Solace is a dangerous place, and barbarians are often quick to reject the benefits of civilization and then complain when things become uncivilized. To help eliminate that confusion, the Magnum Lords have authorized the publishing of “A New Overlords’ Primer to Surviving Solace” outside of Windward for the first time ever. The Academy Antiwiki proclaimed it the “crowning achievement of the anti-wiki movememnt packed with the secrets of the Magnum Lords”, while barbarian literary critics reacted, “TL;DR”.

KORRODEJOINSIMPERIUM!

The Imperial Treaty between the Magnum Suited and Chaos expanded this week to include Korrode, who are now Regents of the region of Ash Ridge. Formerly a wild land in the view of the Imperium, the Overlords of the region have avoided most of the tragedies that have befallen other territories. The Imperium believes that is because of Korrode’s military and economic development of the region, which proves their value as new Imperial allies.

WONDERS OF SOLACE: THEFIRSTHEART

In another sign of the surperior technology and coordination of the Magnum Suited, High Lord Sharkhunter announced that the alliance had established their first Heart of the Mountain throne in Necropolis. “We’re running out of space on the Wall of Astounding Server Firsts at alliance headquarters,” snorted Sharkhunter while dismembering a elf, “So we’re trying not to make that big a deal out of it.” Despite their humility about the project, the mountain retreat has become the #1 tourist destination on Solace for barbarian lookie-loos.

Silgerbil, the Butcher of Dragonspire, made good on his threats by invading Angel Vale, the homeland of alliance Chaos, with an army that stands unmatched in the region. This hasn’t stopped the natives from organizing, harassing his position, and denying his raiders any significant gains, setting the stage for an extended bloody siege. The Magnum Suited have declined to intervene, but Imperial Propagandist Gnostic Foulbreath offered up this analysis: “If the natives of Angel Vale cannot defend against a single barbarian, only the lands of Imperial Magnum will be safe, and who knows for how long. Our Priestess’ prayers go out to the citizens of Angel Vale.”

ACADEMYANTIWIKIISSUESADVISORIES & BARBARIANSURVIVALTIPS

Responding the mayhem spreading across Solace, the Academy Antiwiki has released “travel advisories” for 5 regions of Solace, including: Dragonspire (“Barbarian Occupied”); Angel Vale (“OMFG! Barbarians!”); and the territories of Lush Valley, Death March and High Mountain (“Alliance-on-Alliance Wars”). Overlords in the path of barbarians are encouraged to remember four simple tips, according to High Researcher Worry: “Deny them loot, harass their positions, pillage whenever possible and blackball their market listings.”

MAGNUMSURVIVALGUIDEPUBLISHED!

Solace is a dangerous place, and barbarians are often quick to reject the benefits of civilization and then complain when things become uncivilized. To help eliminate that confusion, the Magnum Lords have authorized the publishing of “A New Overlords’ Primer to Surviving Solace” outside of Windward for the first time ever. The Academy Antiwiki proclaimed it the “crowning achievement of the anti-wiki movememnt packed with the secrets of the Magnum Lords”, while barbarian literary critics reacted, “TL;DR”.

KORRODEJOINSIMPERIUM!

The Imperial Treaty between the Magnum Suited and Chaos expanded this week to include Korrode, who are now Regents of the region of Ash Ridge. Formerly a wild land in the view of the Imperium, the Overlords of the region have avoided most of the tragedies that have befallen other territories. The Imperium believes that is because of Korrode’s military and economic development of the region, which proves their value as new Imperial allies.

WONDERS OF SOLACE: THEFIRSTHEART

In another sign of the surperior technology and coordination of the Magnum Suited, High Lord Sharkhunter announced that the alliance had established their first Heart of the Mountain throne in Necropolis. “We’re running out of space on the Wall of Astounding Server Firsts at alliance headquarters,” snorted Sharkhunter while dismembering a elf, “So we’re trying not to make that big a deal out of it.” Despite their humility about the project, the mountain retreat has become the #1 tourist destination on Solace for barbarian lookie-loos.

By your own poll, 70.58% of Overlords believe, “I think he’s one of the best and should stay to make longer editions.” If I hadn’t voted for “he’s irritating and making the game harder for people” it would have been 76.47%!

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