Poor darling. Did I use WiFi hotspots and Internet Cafés? How dare you send the police after me.

02/03/2016

Catch me if you can.

03/03/2016

Botch.

03/03/2016

Secret: you can’t (catch me).

04/03/2016

In return here’s a new picture of your son going to school. Would you like to see one where he has a broken nose.

06/03/2016

Please RT.

10/03/2016

I’m not enough of a artist for you to speak to me? I’m working in a new medium now.

11/03/2016

Bitch.

11/03/2016

Does your son need all his limbs?

12/03/2016

Please RT.

13/03/2016

Sorry, I’ve been a bit arsey lately. I wrote a new poem. I’ll play nice if you give me a retreat though.

13/02/2016

Fuck you. We can’t all be special (overrated) like you. You just got lucky then pulled up the ladder behind you #WePayYourWages

21/02/2016

#WePayYourWages

24/02/2016

Hey look, you’re front door again. But it’s open now.

30/03/2016

Who could have don’t that.?

30/03/2016

Please RT if you can.

30/03/2016

You’re look so peaceful when you sleep. I really love you and you’re work.

30/03/2016

I want to wake you. You’ll understand what I’m about once we speak.

30/03/2016

Connect.

30/03/2016

I wanted to connect. Why are you on Twitter if you won’t speak to you’re fans.

30/03/2016

Why did you shout like that? Why did you have to make all that noise?

30/03/2016

Last tweet (forever?). Whenever anyone says your name they will also remember mine.

30/03/2016

I can hear sirens and the coppery taste of blood makes my tongue feel numb.

30/03/2016

You’re should have talked to me.

30/03/2016

Guess what though.

30/03/2016

I’m famous now.

30/03/2016

Consider yourself unfollweded.

30/03/2016

Acknowledgements

Thanks to Paul Lewin for the use of his image under a CC License: https://www.flickr.com/photos/digypho/27019019554/

Thanks

Thanks for taking the time to read my story. Ordinarily I ask people to let me know if they find any typos, but the ones above are all on purpose (mostly). Please follow me on Twitter at @edgarmillion . Or don’t. Promise I’m cool either way.