Talk Radio, D.C.

Leave fatback and a copper penny on a wound 'til it draw out the poison, 'til the penny turn green.

Tobacco's what works on a bee-sting but for poison ivy - I'm serious, now - catch your first morning urine in your hands and splash it on that rash.

When they had the diptheria epidemic I was burning up with fever, burning and burning. When the doctor left the house, my grandmother snuck in the back door with a croaker sack of mackerel. She wrapped me all up in that salt mackerel. The next morning my fever broke and the fish was all cooked.