What is your favorite pairing?

Harry/Fleur is my favorite pairing. Harry and Fleur are perfect for each other. Both hate attention they get from others. Both are worthy champions of their schools. Also Harry though 3 years younger is mature enough for Fleur so age is no problem.

Harry/Daphne is my second favorite pairing. Love Harry with a Slytherin girl. Also Daphne is pureblood royalty so she will teach Harry proper pureblood customs.

Other that I like:

Harry/Tonks - Harry needs some one who will cheer him up because he can get get moody at times and Tonks is perfect for that. Also Harry is million times better than Lupin for Tonks.

Harry/Hermione - Ron doesn't deserve Hermione. He is an asshole to her most of the time. Harry and Hermione get along better.

Harry/Lily - James is an asshole. Lily and Harry are more alike. Harry is better than James for Lily. Also Lily loves Harry more than James.

Harry/Romilda - Poor Romilda she loves Harry. I like it when her wish comes true.

Harry/Narcissa - Age is not a problem in wizarding world. Pretty much like it because its a MILF pairing.

Where does it say Fleur hates the attention she gets? She was pretty happy to flirt with guys in hallways in canon. How is Harry mature? His maturity level is barely higher than the average of a person his age. Or else he would have controlled his temper a lot better in book 5.

What pureblood customs? When does JKR tell us that Daphne is pureblood royalty? (well shit, fuck Pottermore, she apparently is, I'll give you this one)

Tonks is barely fleshed out in the books, Remus barely more. You cannot possibly know who is better suited for her.

Hermione is an asshole to both Ron and Harry multiple times. Does this disqualify her from ever having a relationship with anyone? She's kind of a bitch, you know.

James is an asshole because he fought with Snape. Snape, the one who was attacking muggleborns while in Hogwarts with Dark Magic for a laugh.

Where does it say Lily loves Harry more than James? Granted, it wouldn't be surprising if she does, but since when is the love that a mother has for her son the same thing a woman has for a man? You need some serious therapy if you're somehow confusing the two.

Romilda is a fucking wannabe rapist, but apparently because she's a girl it doesn't matter that she basically roofied someone. How she doesn't rate higher on your asshole scale than James boggles my mind.

Narcissa is a Death Eater who hates Harry and everything he stands for.

My favorite pairing is now Harry/Ginny just to spite you.

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.

Where does it say Fleur hates the attention she gets? She was pretty happy to flirt with guys in hallways in canon. How is Harry mature? His maturity level is barely higher than the average of a person his age. Or else he would have controlled his temper a lot better in book 5.

What pureblood customs? When does JKR tell us that Daphne is pureblood royalty? (well shit, fuck Pottermore, she apparently is, I'll give you this one)

Tonks is barely fleshed out in the books, Remus barely more. You cannot possibly know who is better suited for her.

Hermione is an asshole to both Ron and Harry multiple times. Does this disqualify her from ever having a relationship with anyone? She's kind of a bitch, you know.

James is an asshole because he fought with Snape. Snape, the one who was attacking muggleborns while in Hogwarts with Dark Magic for a laugh.

Where does it say Lily loves Harry more than James? Granted, it wouldn't be surprising if she does, but since when is the love that a mother has for her son the same thing a woman has for a man? You need some serious therapy if you're somehow confusing the two.

Romilda is a fucking wannabe rapist, but apparently because she's a girl it doesn't matter that she basically roofied someone. How she doesn't rate higher on your asshole scale than James boggles my mind.

Narcissa is a Death Eater who hates Harry and everything he stands for.

My favorite pairing is now Harry/Ginny just to spite you.

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Harry isn't mature is this the same guy who forgives Ron in GOF, tells Cedric about the Dragons, saves Gabrielle? As for OOTP after all the shit that happens to him he is justified in his anger. Oh he also makes friends with Luna while everyone thinks she is Loony in OOTP. Fleur nearly dryhumps Harry in HBP when he speaks to her without getting affected by her aura. So she clearly hates attention that comes because of her Aura.

Remus almost abandons Tonks when she is pregnant and he never visited Harry once. when he was at the Dursleys. Remus is a loser. Harry is much better than him. Also Remus is her father age to Tonks.

Hermione is never an asshole as Ron was to her and Harry. Infact Hermione chooses Harry over Ron in DH.

James is an arrogant bully who bullied everyone for fun. He was pretty much a competent Draco Malfoy back in the day. Snape only retaliates because James bullies him. When has Snape bullied any muggleborn and used dark arts on them as you say?

Lily and Narcissa are unrealistic Milr pairings. I acknowledge that. But I like them anyway.

Romilda is just a stupid teen not some rapist. But she clearly loves Harry. I like the crazy girl pairing with Harry.

I have nothing against Ginny. She is just a fan girl so she is pretty irrelevant to me.

I'll respond to the rest of your post later, but here's where JKR shows that Snape wasn't a victim:

Deathly Hallows, Chapter 33:

“. . . thought we were supposed to be friends?” Snape was saying.
“Best friends?”
“We are, Sev, but I don’t like some of the people you’re hanging round with! I’m sorry, but I detest Avery and Mulciber! Mulciber! What do you see in him, Sev, he’s creepy! D’you know what he tried to do to Mary Macdonald the other day?” Lily had reached a pillar and leaned against it, looking up into the thin, sallow face.

“That was nothing,” said Snape. “It was a laugh, that’s all —”

“It was Dark Magic, and if you think that’s funny —”

“What about the stuff Potter and his mates get up to?” demanded Snape. His color rose again as he said it, unable, it seemed, to hold in his resentment.

“What’s Potter got to do with anything?” said Lily.

“They sneak out at night. There’s something weird about that Lupin. Where does he keep going?

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Funny how Lily accuses him of attacking another student with his Death Eater friends, and his only response is to say "But Potter and his friends are acting SNEAKY." Curious that he thinks the two are equal, eh?

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.

Alright. Completely apart from the fact that you're full of shit... if you want to survive for any length of time on this forum you've got to learn to write cleaner posts.

Let me try to give you an example... I'll rewrite your post.

Harry isn't mature? He forgave Ron in GoF, which is more than most fourteen year old kids would do, showed fair play by talking to Cedric about the dragons, and saved Gabrielle. He also made friends with Luna despite everyone else thinking she's loony. That's mature for a kid that age.

For what it's worth, I disagree. Friends fight and get over things. Fair play might not be common in that age group but it's not unheard of. Saving Gabrielle was a thing that any decent human being would do, not just a 'mature' one... but I will agree that Ron is less mature than Harry.

Fleur nearly dryhumps Harry in HBP when he speaks to her without getting affected by her aura. So she clearly hates attention that comes because of her Aura.This makes no fucking sense whatsoever, so if you're going to try to make this argument get a quote.

Remus is a poor husband because he almost abandons Tonks when she's pregnant. He didn't visit Harry a single time at the Dursleys. He doesn't know how to be a reliable part of a family. Harry can do all of those things, he's reliable, and as such a better pairing for Tonks.

Again a pretty stupid point that you've pulled out of your ass, but at least try to make your point in a reasonably clear manner. Just because Remus has serious flaws doesn't mean that he's a loser and some child (Harry) should be with his wife who has at least a decade on him. Just because there are reasons why Remus isn't great doesn't mean that Tonks is suddenly going to be interested in a teenager with anger issues and no relationship experience.

Hermione is never an asshole because she's always right. So she's never as bad as Ron was to her and Harry, because Ron is just an ass to be an ass. He's not being an ass because he's trying to do the right thing like Hermione is. Hermione chooses Harry, not Ron, in DH.

Hermione didn't choose Harry so much as she chose to try and save the world from a terrorist out to murder people like her and her parents. If Harry had stormed off in a huff, and she thought that the best way to help the world was to stay with Ron, I bet she would have.

James is an arrogant bully who bullied everyone for fun. He was pretty much a competent Draco Malfoy back in the day. Snape only retaliates because James bullies him.Again, provide proof. We saw a memory of James bullying Severus, yes. That doesn't mean he bullied everyone. We don't know that Snape never started it. We have very little knowledge to go on there. They were probably both assholes, though I would agree that canon implies James was worse. But you can't just interpret canon however you please and expect anyone here to give you the time of day.

Lily and Narcissa are unrealistic Milr pairings. I acknowledge that. But I like them anyway.No comment you creepy person. I hope you at least prefer these fics when Harry is legally of age... and preferably fully grown.

Romilda is just a stupid teen not some rapist. But she clearly loves Harry. I like the crazy girl pairing with Harry.I tried to rewrite the above line about five times but I just can't do it. Look at the love potion she tried to sneak Harry and what it did to Ron. That is a date rape drug if I ever saw one - even if she didn't take it that far. There is no excuse, not even age, for that sort of bullshit. Your defense of her makes me think you're a dangerous fool. Not to mention that she doesn't love Harry - she doesn't know Harry. She's infatuated with the idea of him.

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Do better (making your points - I don't really care what your points are, but do better at making them) or GTFO.

And for once I agree with Rep's post above. Solid work sir, I almost missed that.

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...I'm not even going to dignify this one with a response. If you seriously ship Harry with his own mother, I honestly don't know what the point in arguing with you is.

Personally, I've always been a sucker for Harry/Luna. I don't have anything against Ginny or Harry/Ginny in principle, but the way the relationship was written was kind of bad (that lion in his chest shtick). With Luna, I could have seen them develop more of a friendship following OotP that turned into a relationship.

Ronald Bilius Weasley is the best character in the Harry Potter Universe. You can quote me on that.

I wouldn't say I have a favourite these days. But there definitely was a time where I read every Harry/Daphne fic I could get my hands on. I still have a thing for the cross house relationship so even Tracey and Pansy can be done well.

Once I got over the psychological issues with the first post, I'll say that Harry/any Slytherin girl are all stuff I enjoy. Daphne is still my favorite, although like Meerkats I no longer read every single H/D fic I could get my hands on.

When has Snape bullied any muggleborn and used dark arts on them as you say?

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What? James doesn't have any issue with muggleborns, while Snape will at least use Mudblood as an insult, although other than that I'm not sure he particularly cares about blood purity. As for Dark Arts, he invented Sectumsempra, and in the one encounter we see between him and James, Snape is the only one to use a spell that draws blood.

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