Bill Murray, who crashes more parties these days than he stars in movies, and over the weekend, he continues his proud tradition of being Bill Murray after declining free drinks from a man at his buddy’s bachelor party in South Carolina, but deciding instead to join them briefly to offer some advice on who one should choose to marry.

I’m not buying it. I’ve been married a long time, and there’s no one I’d rather be with than my wife, but if I traveled around the world with her, and visited some very hard places, by the end of the trip, I’m not sure that I’d want to get married to anyone.