Monday, September 22, 2008

Gorgon, please fucking stop, OK?

All schoolchildren will have access to the internet at home under plans to give families £700 to get online, Gordon Brown will announce.

Just fucking stop, OK? Enough with the headline-grabbing initiatives that involve pissing our money away on pointless fucking fripperies. Most people are going to use that £700 for groceries, the less mentally able will spunk it out on a new PS3 and a cock ring.

And please, please fucking stop with the "won't someone think of the children" shit. The children aren't going to vote for you, you monocular cunt. We know you're just trying to bribe us with all this family-friendly make-believe cuntwaftery.

The country's going down the shitter, it's time to batten down the hatches and stop chucking money around like a drunken sailor in a room full of prostitutes.

33 comments:

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Fucking hell! First thing tomorrow I'm telling my lads headteacherthingy that we are skint and can no longer afford to surf for porn, then I can claim that jockanish cunts 700 quid and spunk it on a weekend for me and the wife in Barcelona! Cheeers, you bock-eyed cunt!Anon, 'cos I'm pissed and can't remember my login!

Will this be like the Home Computer Initiative (HCI) that was meant to give people tax-free access to purchase a computer? You know, the scheme that was introduced by Gordo, and scrapped later that same week?

I want to know what the one eyed jock fuckpig thinks will power all these pc's when the power goes out in a few years time. Instead of spunking £700 on this crap they should put some money into buidling new power stations. Nuclear and coal. Fuck the green commie punks and their gorebull warming nonsense.

But you won't be doing that will you ?, because a whole swathe of libertarianism consists of folks who never got past the stage of painting their bedroom walls black when they were teenagers, to shock their parents.

I challenge you to photoshop an image which would be as offensive to muslims as that might be to a christian and stick it on your blog.

Let's see if you have the cojones.

Quite frankly I'm getting sick and tired of listening to you middle class wankers talking about stringing politicians up from lamp posts when it's patently obvious you are a bunch of fucking fairies who couldn't punch their way out of a wet paper bag.

I read this blog regularly, and laugh out loud at some of it, despite the fact that I am a very conservative and traditional Christian. But I'm with Guerilla Living on this one. Your photo is blasphemous and offensive, and you wouldn't ridicule another religion this way.

A picture of Mo (huge great dollops of donkey poo be upon his miserable, worthless carcass) shagging Allah would be good. You couldn't show him knowing his favourite wife as that would be child pornography.

Free speech means the right to be offensive and offended. The notion of blasphemy is just silly.

If religions were an entirely private affair, there might just be a case for respecting peoples' faiths, but because religious types, especially Muslims and Christians, want to impose policies based on their beliefs on non-believers, there isn't. Since you can't argue against faith, the most effective tool is ridicule.

@guerilla living: if I was prone to saying "Mohammed anal raping Allah" as much as I'm prone to saying "Jesus fucking Christ", you might have a point. But since I'm not, you don't.

Unfortunately, you're quite correct about the middle classes. We're going to have to rely on the working class to defend us from statist bribing and the dumbing down of society. Right after EastEnders has finished. Unless there's a housing or cooking program on.

Guerilla Living,It's a Libertarian thing, you are to be allowed to think only what Libertarians think.....( see DK's wonderful explanation that anyone who isn't a libertarian is a thick stupid cunt.) To have your own views on religion is "unacceptable" in their view so must be ridiculed. If I believed God was anything like the God that they don't believe in.... I wouldn't believe in Him either, you will just have to forgive their ignorance on this subject much as you have to excuse their ignorance on a host of other matters.Perhaps Obnoxious and The Devil could work hard to bring an expression like " Fucking pedo prophet" into general use. but perhaps not..... all fucking mouth and trousers.

If your faith is so flimsy that it can be offended or shaken by words and pictures, then I have no respect whatsoever for your faith.

As Napalm Death once sang: 'the only good Christian is a dead Christian'. Which sounds like a standard heavy metal sentiment, until you factor in the metaphysical concept of 'original sin', then it becomes ecumenically profound!

Middle class wanker? How dare you sir! I happen to be a first class wanker.

DK - £700 on a PS3 and a cock ring. At £200 or so for a PS3, that is one hell of a fancy cock ring. Use a tyrap for a budget replacement. It'll give you a cock like a black man's. Well it will turn black when you can't get the bastard thing off (er... apparently).

El Gordo is clearly trying to bribe his client base in case they are thinking of voting for somebody else - the cunt.

Mister choos - put the tie-wrap on after it gets hard and use one of those quick-release ones (cough) or so I'm told.

Nice touch on the distraction technique there, lefties. You know who I mean. Forget the message in the post, concentrate on the imagined heresy and bring it all back to the minorities. Ignore Obnoxio's response (which you already knew) and keep plugging the 'you wouldn't dare to that to Mohammed' line.

Nice. Predictable but nice.

The thing is, £700 is about double what anyone needs to buy a dual-core pentium whateveritis laptop in Tesco. It's set up so the parents will use their voucher to buy the biggest computer available, sell it and use the money to buy frivolous things like food and clothing, because despite our leaders' wise words, they'll imagine those things are more important than watching EU-TV.

Then the press will hit the 'Think of the Cheeldren' line once more. Parents nicking their kids' computers.

And then you'll all be incensed because they're cheating the kids of out Government-sponsored toys.

Guerilla Living - I couldn't agree more. I call them fundamentalist atheists or militant atheists, but either way they obsess about the beliefs of other people, for some reason - and get frightfully angry when their little code words, like, "sky fairy" fail to raise even a laugh.

I would not say they're worse, in a dictatorial sense, than militant Islam, but they're level pegging.

The most you are likely to get from even the most extreme fundamentalist atheist is ridicule (yes, I find them insufferable, too). The vast majority of us really couldn't give a damn what you believe so long as you don't attempt to impose those beliefs upon us.

Oh, but, Longrider, militant atheists do try to impose their beliefs on everyone else. They try and they try and they try, growing ever shriekier when others just shrug them off.

This is why I call them fundamentalist atheists. They're exactly the same as Islamic fundamentalists and some sects of fundamentalist Christians. Only the belief system is different. The Nazi mindset is identical.