Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

@145 The reason it's sexual harrassment is because he is reffering to her boobs, which are associated with sex, and that comment was unwanted. Getting complimented for hair and grades are nice, unsexual things.

My dream is one day seeing an FML that's SO horribly bad and undeserved and unfortunate, that everyone votes FML and there are zero YDI's.
Chances of that: slim to none. But it'd be awesome. The whole site could just be done then, and award the entire Internets to the poor bastard that the FML belongs to.

I feel that I should point this out. You CAN, in fact, say both, FYL and YDI (though YDI definitely does NOT apply here). Also, tell you're mother about this. She would have to be a real shit to stay with this guy if he's harassing her daughter. This is not right. GET HELP!