What Happens When You Let the Expendables Open the NYSE

I thought that this would make a nice little accompanying post to my Expendables review that went up earlier today. Sorry that was late by the way, but I was actually out of town all week, so everything you read from me last week, I had written and pre-posted a while back. There are no real vacations in this business, the show must go on!

Anyway, this is a thoroughly awesome picture that shows the end result of The Expendables opening the New York Stock Exchange. It also shows that Terry Crews is probably the Incredible Hulk. Is it bad that I didn’t really know who this guy was until this movie came out? I though maybe he was some lost ’80s action star I forgot about, but not so when you look at his film history. Ohhh yeah! He was the president in Idiocracy! But with minor parts in Soul Plane, Malibu’s Most Wanted, White Chicks, Click and Get Smart under his belt, I guess he didn’t hand Stallone a resume and just whipped his shirt off during the audition. He’s the new Carl Weathers, unfortunately not that many Carl Weathers-ish roles exist in action movies anymore.

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Paul

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Terry Crews is also the dad in Everybody Hates Chris, plays the burguer guy in The Longest Yard and has an amazing set of commercials with Old Spice (Alongside with Isaiah Mustafa, by far the manliest and funniest commercials made in quite a while)

Henrik

I just imagend Terry Crews haveing sex now. o_O

JC

If you don’t know who this guy is, also youtube ‘Terry Tate’ – absolutely hilarious! They’ve been around for years

Captain Awesome

Actually, he’s not Terry Tate.

But yeah, it is bad you didn’t know who he is before the movie came out. The guy is a comic genius! I’ve been a fan of him for years, because even though he plays small parts, they’re always gold and memorable