Plot
When the school bus is accidentally crushed, Homer has to carpool the kids to school. Bart and Lisa soon discover how boring and uncool Homer is. Homer tries to become cool, but has no luck, when he learns about Hullabalooza, he gets three tickets where he becomes totally uncool. Homer is accidentally gets hit in the stomach by a pig and he travels with the concert on their freak show to get hit by a cannonball. When his ribcage is so badly damaged, he must either pick life or get hit in the stomach one more time and die.