At the Teen Choice Awards, taped last night in Los Angeles, LeBron James arrived with all the Kardhasians: Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and… Khloe Kardashian. LeBron, who recently signed with the Miami Heat, has said that he wants to dominate The Los Angeles Lakers on, and off, the court. “And if that means I need to take everything from the Lakers, including Lamar Odom’s wife, Khloe.”

James told reporters, “I went to Miami with Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade so that we can crush the Lakers every year. But I need to own them in every aspect of life.” LeBron said that he hooked up with ALL the Kardashian girls after the Teen Choice Awards and that Khloe will be moving to Miami to be with him. “Yo, it’s just like the NBA. If you had the choice between putting Lamar on your team, or me… who would you pick? Come on, get real.”

“Forget about keeping up with the Kardashians, they gotta keep up with me,” James added.

Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa Laine, and Pau Gasol’s girlfriend, Silvia Lopez Castro both made statements saying that they will be “standing by their Lakers man” but LeBron is not worried. “They’ll switch teams by the end of next season. You’ll see. Count on it.”

In other Teen Choice Award news…vampires came up big as “The Twilight Saga” won 12 times and “The Vampire Diaries” picked up seven awards. LeBron James hopped on stage, interrupting the show and said that he was currently working on his own vampire series set in Cleveland, entitled, “Cavalier Vampire.” The show centers around a vampire superhero who kills all the LeBron haters in Cleveland. “It’s a comedy,” said James. LeBron went on to say that he would win ALL the Teen Choice awards next year. “You’ll see. Count on it.”

LeBron grabbed several surfboard awards and put them underneath his arms. “The only thing teens should be talking about is LeBron James. And they are not talking about LeBron James, then they shouldn’t be teens. They should be adults.”

The Kardashians are all happy to be with LeBron because “he’s got a lot of money!,” said Kylie Jenner. Bruce Jenner wanted to go with LeBron James too… but LeBron threw him out of the limo.

Here’s Leighton Meester of “Gossip Girl” at the awards ceremony. Right after this video was shot, she left with LeBron James.