11 Women Share Super-Embarrassing Confessions

11 Women Share Super-Embarrassing Confessions

1. "I was on a boat to go snorkeling. As I dove in, one of the hooks you use to tie up the boat latched onto my bikini bottom. It literally split my bathing suit in half. Everyone saw my butt." —Dianna H., 26, blogger, Miami, Florida

2. "I emailed my RA, 'My dorm room toilet's been clogged for so long, and we have mice. We need it fixed!' I accidentally sent it to the list serv for my entire dorm." —Brittany M., 27, executive assistant, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

3."Someone called mistakenly thinking I was a therapist, and I went with it. We talked for half an hour!" —Aileen Q., 31, artist, Miami, Florida

4."I usually use my sex toys in the shower and then keep them on a rack to dry.
When my family came to visit me, my younger sister used the restroom.
We were all having dinner and she leaned over to say, 'You might want to
go clean the shower.' It dawned on me what she meant, and I was
mortified." —Rose S., 21

5."I was dating two guys at the same time. Then one of them told me that we had to stop seeing each other because he found out that I was also dating … one of his closest childhood friends. Small world!" —Kara G., 25

6. "I deal with the rudest, most divalike customers at my job at a salon. So I'll sometimes drink Patrón during my shift." —Viah S., 25

7. "Some friends and I slept over at the house of a guy I had a thing with. I slept in the bed with him, woke up early, and noticed I had peed the bed! I quickly got up and changed. When he woke up, he thought someone spilled a beer on him, so I said another girl had." —Kaitlinn C., 19

8.
"To prove I could be better with pets, I bought six fish. All but one
died, so I put the last one under my loft bed in his own bowl. One
night, my BF and I jostled the bed and broke the fishbowl. No more pets." —Reiley D., 23

10. "My BF wanted to role-play as a 'weary traveler looking for lodging' and asked my name. I blurted out 'Bartholomew.' He was like 'Really?' but called me that while we were doing it. Awful." —Emily B., 22

11. "When
I was 14, I would steal my mom's car, pick up all my friends, and drive
us to McDonald's. I didn't even have my license yet. When we brought the car back, we'd spray perfume, so my mom wouldn't smell the food." —Daniela M., 24, content manager, Miami, Florida