I've no idea what I'll post here at the moment. There may be some humour.

Friday, 30 September 2011

Italian police

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them, "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four", replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile", the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."