Friday, September 17, 2010

Today the carpet cleaner man saw me naked. It was very unfortunate.I was just fresh out of the shower and I opened the door and there he was.I gasped and he said:"oh boy"and then he turned around and walked down the hallway.I slammed the door and burst into tears.I cried for a good 1/2 hour.Not sure why, other than my body is a little strange in appearance and I felt so so embarrassed.

I wiped my tears and went into my bedroom where I had yesterday's clothes lying on the bed. (all of my clothes live in the guest room where I have more room for them, unfortunately, the guest bedroom was getting cleaned)For about 15 minutes, I did my best to dodge the cleaner. Wherever he was, I was sure NOT to be.I made a plan: when he was upstairs cleaning I went downstairs to the garage. I whispered to the boys that I was leaving. Then I snuck over to the front door where I had left my garden boots, slipped them on and put the pedal to the metal and left.I left Mr. Nielson to pay him.I wont be calling him again.I went to visit Page to tell her the news and to baby me.Instead she was drooling over pictures of her son Layton, who is away at college.I am sorry to say, but I think she loves him the most out of her 7 other children.Just saying...

I hope I don't run into the carpet cleaner anywhere in town.But knowing me, I probably will.Anybody know any jokes about being naked in front of a stranger?

NieNie Dialogues

{stephaNIE NIElson} My blog began in 2005. I write daily about whatever I am doing, mostly about my five children; Claire, Jane, Oliver, Nicholas, and Charlotte. I also write about my husband Christian (Mr. Nielson), my struggles, my blessings and my strong Mormon faith. In 2008, Christian and I were in a airplane crash. I was burned over 80% of my body. I am living a beautiful life despite pain and challenges.