>>83632969Colby thrives on lodly chaos, he's not compelled by animalistic instinct like you or I. Besides you wouldn't get it even if I explained it. That's why it's a gimmick and you and most of the rest of heem are marks.

>>83632791He was in a shit division at the same time as GSP was in the most stacked division. I think the comparisons between those two were a little unbalanced, and the super-fight that never occured...who knows?Anderson was good, and creative. But he has a really shitty attitude, including his awful fake humility.

>>83632791Actually yes, he fought when everybody was also on roids so it evens it out...its not like jones who takes roids to have an advantage over old man, AND NEVER FORGET GSP DUCKED PRIME ANDERSON.

>>83632763>tfw call out fatshit Dern who cant make weight but she sells PPVs so you win an easy fight AND if you somehow lost the fight you cant lose the belt because Dern cant make the weight SO YOU WIN NO MATTER WHAT AND GET PAID THE MOST YOU EVER MADE

>>83633202>Pillowfist Nick Diaz Was finishing people in strike force >Underweight BJ Penn It's still BJ Penn >Average ConditCondit wasn't at his best here but was still dangerous>Hype Train KoscheckKoscheck was a beast when he fought GSP>Pre-USADA HendricksAKA the best Hendricks >Knocked out by BJJ Matt Serraand finished him the rematch easily You forgot some so lets fun them down.

>Thiago Alves looked like a killer before he fought GSP>Jake Shieldstalented grappler >Jon Fitchhad a great record before fighting GSP

>amongst the greatest mixed martial artists of all-time>one of the biggest stars in the history of the sport>widely considered as one of the greatest Lightweight competitor in the sport's history>Renowned boxing coach Freddie Roach has famously described Penn as the best boxer in all of mixed martial arts

>>83633591>hendricks comes out in 5th like an absolute retard, singing to himself and does nothing>gets taken down>complains he lost the roundcan't win a round by taking a nap and eating punches to the face, something anderson silva had to learn as well

>>83632870 I was standing at the busstop the otherday and this TINY chick is giving me sex eyesonly a couple heads shorter than me, but holy fuck was she skinny and had an ass that I could palm with one handanyways she was starting at me because my "bbc" of 6 inch soft was printing on trackpantsseriously don't know why guy let some refugee nigga get them triggered, chicks are fucking tiny these days

>>83633615>oh yea for sure a 145lb BJ Penn who went up to welterweight and light heavyweight to fight the best fighters of his time was a can...and for sure the two belts he wont at two divison before McGregor did dont mean anything.Wannna know how i know you started watching UFC because of Mcgregor?

>>83634431That Colby makes him so angry that he literally feels like he is going to cry. He said it is like being back in grade and knowing you have to fight a kid after class and you are just so full of emotion the whole day. Nobody else makes him feel like this and he can’t even put it into words. It’s hilarious. I really hope Maia puts him to sleep.

>>83635850personally i think she should have eye surgery like asians do because she has beady eyes. my daughter has bright as fuck blue large almond shaped eyes because she is almost 100% white (unfortunately she is a little bit polish) and people constantly tell me she's beautiful

my daughter also has a tiny button shaped white person nose, well paige's is disgustingly bulbous she should get that fixed as well

Went to r/MMA for the first time to see why you guys always mention it...here is what i realized within 2 minutes. The advantages is there are no /pol memes like >hahaha that fighter is 2% African that fighter is a mutt and so are Americans teehee XXD The only disadvantage is that everyone there is censored and cant say things for what they are...so its more of a MMA tumblr. And the lack of no image posting brought me to a decison to remain on /heem even though its a tiny community with spammers and people who run gimmicks e.g Dernposter,Ortegaposter etc. But sometimes you get people who really appreciate MMA here and can get well thought out responses...and the good part is /heem loves MMA as a whole not just UFC...i had fun on the CamSoda thread just by reading your posts...thats what makes /heem /heem. I now declare /heem upvoted.

>>83636643of course the south african hates race realism lmaoeven though most people think 4chan is "the cesspit of the internet" or whatever it's usually called, this site fosters open conversation without (much) censorship or circlejerkingyou actually see far more diverse opinions on 4chan than any other site because people here don't have to worry about pleasing the crowd for validation.whoever came up with le upvotes and downvotes should be gassed, how could they not realise it would just result in the safest, most common arguments becoming the most visible?

>>83636698>whoever came up with le upvotes and downvotes should be gassedI think the upvote/downvote system would work if there were no accounts and every post was anonymous. That way people aren't just trying to earn points. Also people wouldn't worry about posting controversial shit and getting banned.

>>83636890Bribe Young Jamie to substitute his Alpha Brain™ pills for placebo and watch Rogan slowly lose his edge as a comedian and a commentator. The pinnacle of this diabolic plan will be Schaub retiring him during a Fight Companion™ and taking over the podcast in his stead.

>>83636698You get just as much echo chamber circlejerking here as anywhere else. Don’t believe me? Try saying you’re an atheist (inb4 fedora pic), or that you don’t think the Jews are evil. /pol/fags bully people into compliance with memes and repetition.

>>83637985For sure after some preddy deep analysersists on that fight I'm one hunnert persend gotta go with Wonderboy my man. One hunnert persend. He's my boy and has all the tools to win but there's no way he's beating Till my man. Till will win.

>>83637900*takes you down**lays on you for 1 and a half minutes until I gas and let you up**pressures you against the cage still feinting letting you circle out after 30-60 seconds of nothing*Heh maybe you did win that round kid, all I know is it's going to decision. SPLIT decision.

Just wanna give you nerds a heads up. If I see ANY of you making childish sexist or sexual comments like pic related about Laura or Megan, two Goddesses who are infinitely better than you in every way, you'll be in for a WORLD of hurt, courtesy of me. Got it? Good.

>>83638172Erm, not sure about that. I'd put him on Barberena's level. Maybe not even that.

>>83638236Sage is like the kid from the Breakfast Club. His dad’s been running his life since day 1, I doubt the dude even knows how to think for himself. You don’t recover from that sort of upbringing.

>>83637606Lmao true 4chan is essentially a conservative christian white supremacist majority website...but dont count everyone in the same light i have had the honour of getting (you)'s from intellectuals on this website, some boards are better than others.

>>83638642>Vieira is also in half guard on the wrong side.yeah you're right actually, hadn't noticed thatmcmann's last 3 losses have all been submissions, her sub defence is awfulit was even more noticeable in her most recent fight against Renau where it was so obvious she was about to get triangled, but she did absolutely nothing to stop it.

>>83638472I too agree with you he has the most overhyped record...the people he beat are not even relevent now...people say McGregor picked his fights yet all the people he defeated are headlining events to show he beat good fighters...GSP doesnt stand a chance against any top 5 welterweight or middleweight...and him dropping to 155lb just to smother smaller fighters shows that he is the biggest picker of fights...

>>83637701Just watched this as impartially as I could, scoring for volume as per regulation, and got Condit 1, 4, 5. A minute long flurry by Lawler doesn't win him the round after three minutes of getting worked. UFC cuntstunted Condit because he isn't a "knockout artist," and he doesn't act like a mong like Nate.

>>83644326The absolute arrogance of this man.What was his peak ranking?What gives this fucker any authority to speak on MMA, let alone combat sports as a whole?Humiliating.When you see pundits on UK tv for any sport - they are most likely one of the best players ever for that sport. None of them are of the calibre of Schaub for MMA.Matt Serra talks a lot about MMA but he's a former champion. Same as Miesha Tate. Chael isn't but he's probably one of the best ever fighters to have never won a belt with Urijah.

Sclob is embarrassing.Makes me ashamed that he has some English heritage.

>>83644597>This is what I wanted to knowWell Mr. Autist, it's impossible (for someone with a life) to know for sure cause there's another athlete who goes by Schaub and there's significant mentions of him in NFL threads. Conor Mcgregor's name is more popular and mentioned more often than Brendan Schaub's but again, it's impossible to know cause of misspellings, vague references and what not.

>>83644873I have hung out with her several times it’s amazing how I’ve progressed since essentially leaving this place behind, don’t get it twisted though I get very lonely and miss talking mma regularly because nobody I know watches much mma

>>83644948I have never left, I only post on phone now and maybe make 10 posts a week. I’m only making myself known because someone got lucky and guessed it was me. I love you and I always have and always will.

>>83644949He would have in 2014.He used to be very generous in responding to people.But now he's busy cause he's got a new job.Funniest thing is the most powerful man in the world calling random people on twitter "assholes".

>>83644712>>83644895If you think about it a suplex or a slam isn't really that dangerous because the head is forced forward; if the head was being crunched backwards then it would be more lethal and that's why pile driver type moves are illegal

>>83644992I hope it didn’t break your heart. I regret none of it if that makes you feel better. Heem has got me through some rough times. I’m grateful for this place.>>83645049I never spammed and you know that. I’m going to drift back into anonymity, was nice catching up with you.