Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Psychonauts, Team Fortress 2, X-Men: The Movie, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

Hi everybody! My name is Substandard Producer (as you can undoubtedly see from the big ol' name up there). I like writing and drawing! Obviously! Uhhh... yeah.

I can also be found on deviantART under the name substandardproducer. I'm in the process of transferring my stories oer to ffn from dA, but I won't take them down from dA. Yeah!

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Shine on!

~My Personal Creed (one of many, actually):~

If it's not fun, altruistic, or lucrative, why do it?

~QUOTAGE!~

Lawyer guy: This is a third-rate show on a fourth-rate network.

Dan Rydell: Yeah, but that's all gonna change when I grow a goatee.

Casey McCall: He's just crazy enough to do it, too.

~Sports Night

Watson: Get that out of my face.

Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.

Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.

Sherlock Holmes (2009 movie)

Shego: NO TOUCHIE MY MONKEY!

~Kim Possible

Toby Ziegler: There is literally nobody in the world I don't hate right now.

~The West Wing

Homer: Son, I know how you feel. When I was a kid, I really wanted a baseball glove, but my dad wouldn't get me one. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage.

Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?

Homer: I like stories.

~The Simpsons

Turk: I GOT HIS HEART! I GOT HIS HEART! I! GOT! HIS! HEAAAARRRRTTT!!!

~Scrubs

Harry: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now.

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth have finally been able to settle down together. Phoenix's musical sense never left, even after re-gaining his bar: he still associates songs with memories, good and bad, hilarious and heartbreaking.

They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.

Post-XMFC. In the present, Charles and Erik are working as secret mutant operatives trying to bring peace and safety to the world. In the past, they are trying to deal with the events of Cuba and rediscover their friendship.

That's right! It's a collection of puppyshipping drabbles based on or written around myths! If you have suggestions, you can make them, but I reserve the right to NOT use them as well. I'll make sure to recognize you in the author notes if I do use them.

From this prompt in the kinkmeme: AU where everyone's born Dominant or Submissive. Erik and Charles respectively are a Dominant and Submissive pair that find each other after thinking the other is dead. Full fill is inside.

XMFC, AU. Fisherman!Erik lives in a cottage by the sea; it's a quiet, secluded life, and he enjoys it that way. Charles has a bump on his head, with no memory of why he was dangling off the side of a dock, unconscious and nearly frozen to death. M/M.

A collection of HolmesxWatson oneshots! Ranging from comedy to drama, but always with romance. Ch 30: An intrusion in the middle of a kiss? What could be worse? It was caused by Mary, you say? Oh, bother.

Children make fortresses out of bed sheets because, as everyone knows, they are the only things in which monsters cannot touch you and that adulthood cannot topple. Humanstuck. Dedicated to littlemisfit13.

We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!

Castiel escapes from the hospital, but every time he tries to call the Winchesters Lucifer convinces him not to. Castiel's sanity keeps slipping as he begins to doubt that Dean even wants him back. Eventual Dean/Cas.

Gabriel introduces his boyfriend, Sam, to his ex-boyfriend: Mayhem from the Allstate commercials . Hilarity ensues. Gabe is amused. Sam is not. And Dean might kill this guy if he doesn't get away from Dean's car. Sam/Gabe and Dean/Cas.

Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!

Gabriel writes dirty limericks on Sam's back. Except that's not really what he's writing. Turns out Gabe is more of a romantic than Sam realized. Sam/Gabe, side Dean/Cas. Title from the lyrics to Love Song by Sara Bareilles.

When Teddy Roosebelt doesn't make it through respawn, Engie is heartbroken. Heavy tries to help, with some assistance from Medic. The origins of Teddy Roosebelt. Engie has a family. Some Heavy/Medic fluff. Complete.

Most people can't pinpoint the moment when they first become aware of sex. Charles can. Just a quick look at Charles' telepathy and how it might shape his attitude towards sex. Slash, graphic sex, Charles/Erik, Charles/others.

AU Castiel escapes being hanged for witchcraft in new england, and in a snow storm is rescued by two wolf-skinwalkers, one of whom has forgotten what it is to be human. Dean/Castiel based-ish on 'Sorceress' by Celia Rees.

Au based on 'the big C' in which Dean gets very sick, and deals with it the denial way. Meeting a homeless man on the way. Dean/Castiel Angst. Warning for trigger - Cancer. sorry if you think I dealt with it badly .

Dean wakes up under a starlit sky with Castiel sitting beside him. While Dean thinks this might be a chance for a decent goodbye, there's still one last secret that needs to come out. Set after 7.02, Dean/Castiel, warning: violence.

Impala-class vessels aren't used for freight, so Simon has no idea how River's pod wound up loaded aboard this one. Sometimes it's like the 'verse has a mind of its own. Supernatural/Firefly fusion, Sam/River, Dean/Cas.

Winchesters never seem to have much luck on Christmas, so when a sudden blizzard threatens to wreck this one Dean figures it's just par for the course. He's forgotten about angels and their tendency for making Christmas appearances. Fluff, slash.

A short ficlet, in which Sherlock and John get snowed into 221B and waste the day being cuddly. Can be read as part of A Love with No Name or a stand-alone. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John queerplatonic relationship.

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

NC-17. Dean/Castiel. It has been a year since Dean has turned into something he has been taught to loathe; a monster. Having no choice, Castiel has to hunt down his oldest friend—one that has a penchant for human blood.

When your life is a constant quest for revenge, you don't have time for the little things- so now, with the help of our favourite telepath, Erik discovers ice cream, among other things. Slash & totally fluffy, but I couldn't help it.

Set mid-5.18. Castiel tries to cut the sigil into his chest, but he isn't used to how vivid pain is since he fell. Dean ends up helping, reluctantly. Dean/Castiel, hurt/more-hurt-also-kinda-comfort. One-shot.

When you're an angel, you have thousands of senses. As a human you only have 5, so why is everything so much more vivid? Why is the green in the eyes of a certain Winchester so bright? And why is your body reacting without your say so? pre Dean/Castiel

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

Sixteen days worth of imported German beer. Sixteen days of Medic drinking it like there was no tomorrow. Alcoholism was excusable from their Demoman, but not from their Medic. Damn that German binge-drinking festival. One-shot.

Dean is still a little laid up after the fight with Alastair in "On the Head of a Pin" and having trouble shaving. Castiel gives him a hand and Dean finds out that even the simplest things can open up old scars. Written for my kink bingo shaving square.

Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.

Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Sherlock Holmes once described the human mind as a hard drive, but it seems the space reserved for John is growing a bit too large, and musical theory is having the inverse effect. Sherlock-centric. Shwatsonlock. Non-explicit.

Welcome to the D-Wing. My name is Charles, but please, call me Professor X. I think you'll like it here; we're all good friends. We used to be mutants, you see, in another reality. .:. First Class AU, an insane asylum fic. Cherik and other pairings.

When a fast talking witch hexes Dean to get rid of all his scars, he's surprised to find that includes the handprint, too. It's not until Castiel shows up that he realizes just how much trouble they're actually in. Handprint fic with bonus sick!Cas.

In which Sherlock orders The Cuddle Sutra; he and John explore some of the poses. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John established relationship, nonsexual romance . Part of my series: A Love with No Name. Totally gratuitous cuddle!fic.

An alternate universe where Dean and Castiel are superheroes protecting Lawrence City, but now they face their most dangerous challenge. Can they learn to work together in time, or is this the end of their valiant adventures?

In which Sherlock reflects on what his relationship with John means to him. Companion piece to "From the Blog of John H. Watson: On Sherlock." Warning: Attempted sexual assault, suicide, drug use, angst, asexual!angst. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!Jo

Such emotion passed between Erik and Charles as they waited for Cerebro, this is what followed. A joint effort between SerenityandRage and myself. After all these years, who'd have thought we'd be writing about these two? We've come full circle...

Magneto saves the life of a mutant who can send himself or others back through time for a limited amount of time. As a reward, Magneto is sent back to the day Charles loses his legs. .:. post-X3 and part of FC drabble. Cherik, but only spoken about.

He did not. Erik wouldn't. HE couldn't! Gah, Charles was going to /kill/ him! Erik stole his pillow. He was going to /die/ for this. -What? It's a very special pillow!.:.Cherik drabble. post-FC, but AU in which Erik stays and Charles has use of his legs.

Response to this prompt: Being thrown into metal pipes/walls by the force of a nuclear reactor WOULD HURT REALLY BAD. SERIOUS INTERNAL INJURIES OCCURRED DURING THAT FIGHT. When Charles tackles him to stop the missiles Erik just goes unconscious.

The reproachful look Raven gave him made Erik have a sinking suspicion about what she really knew. He tried to be subtle, but Raven was too clever for him. .:. Erik/Charles drabble with Erik/Raven interaction. a tad angsty, a tad funny, a tad sweet.

It was all rug's fault. Damn Charles and his damn rugs. It's the rug that made him trip and kiss Charles, and the rug that brought Alex and Sean along to accidentally see the incident. .:. Cherik, humorous FC-timeline drabble. T for cursing.

Whenever Erik sleeps in Charles' bed, he never gets any rest. But it's not because of anything sexual; on the contrary, Charles just has awful sleeping habits. .:. Cherik for invisibleheros' comic on dA. T for language and suggestion. Erik POV. oneshot.

Dean hasn't even started dealing with interrogating Alastair and everything that came after when Castiel contacts him with what he says is important information. He winds up learning much more than Castiel had intended. Slash, set a few days after 4.16.

In which John and Sherlock have an evening cuddle and talk openly about their relationship. Pointless fluff. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance, established relationship, nonsexual soul mates

Erik returns to the Xavier estate with Raven in tow, and he tells Charles about a few realizations that led him to a single conclusion: that Erik and Raven want to be a part of Charles' little mutant family again. .:. slashy domestic drabbles. AU post-FC.

Dean's decline into pessimism starts a long time before 'Point Of No Return'; Castiel tries unsuccessfully to stop it. Takes place sometime between 'The Song Remains the Same' and 'Dark Side of the Moon'.

In which Sean almost spills some secrets, Raven bosses people around, Alex causes havoc pun intended , and Charles and Erik are apparently in for a surprise. X-Men First Class fic. Erik/Charles. Prompted via Tumblr.

AU. Dean is honourably discharge after becoming a POW and being tortured for information, leaving him emotionally destroyed and physically warped. Sam buys a new 4NG3L series Apple Robot to keep Dean sane.

It's chaos in the making, it's beauty and tragedy, it's metaphors upon similes, and it's all Charles has sometimes to reflect on, to ponder, and other times, it's the only thing keeping Erik sane. .:. post First Class. slash. oneshot.

Even through decades, even across miles, and even as they become quasi-enemies/only friends in memory, that tethered feeling is still there between Erik Lehnsherr and Charles Xavier. .:. First Class-based oneshot. Slash.

One-shot/ in universe/ story format. Episode: Operation: Annihilation! Bones finds himself caring for the stubborn Spock as he adjusts to his loss of eyesight. But one final request to see brings long-awaited results. Enjoy!

In which John looks after Sherlock, immediately following the events of "Bless You and Keep You." This is a sequel fic. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance, established relationship . Includes: Heavy angst, H/C, and a happy ending.

On the morning when I woke up without you for the first time, I felt free and I felt lonely and I felt scared. Pretty obvious but not explicit John/Sherlock. Inspired by "Woke Up New" by The Mountain Goats.

A collection of P/E serious or at least semi-serious oneshots inspired by Kink Meme. #1: "Y-you don't understand. I do not merely trust you, I'm biased in your favor!" #2: "I learn foreign and exotic terms of endearment by which to address you..."

Dean and Castiel may not have been getting along all that well as of late, but when the fighting in Heaven goes bad and Cas asks for help Dean can't say no. General S6 spoilers, slash. Warning: suicide, violence.

Sherlock's going through a bad episode of depression. John is there for him. Pointless schmoop and H/C. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance, established relationship . Part of my series, A Love with No Name.

If someone had told Finland that he would find Sweden crying that day, he wouldn't have believed them, and yet here he was with Sweden's tear-streaked face buried in his chest... pre-relationship!SuFin

"The words reeked too much of the pain and failure in his unanswered pleas to his Father; that they were spoken in Dean's soft voice only served to add to the weight of his charge's earnest entreaty. He could do nothing but what Dean asked."

France/England: A fight with Francis leaves Arthur so angry he cuts him out of the family photos. Alfred and Matthew find out and go about putting them back together and things are right again. -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU

In which Sherlock and John enter into a platonic civil union and life proceeds as usual. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John, platonic romance, nonsexual soul mates. Chronologically follows the first 4 fics in my Sherlock "Modern Day Soul Mates" series.

In which John Watson finds himself in the curious position of being in love with Sherlock Holmes, despite his lack of sexual attraction to him. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John. Platonic romance/nonsexual soulmates.

Dean goes missing on a hunt; Castiel can hear him but can't find him, and longer the situation drags on the unhappier Cas gets. An angry angel of the Lord is not someone to be messed with. Title taken from an Rainer Maria Rilke quote.

A fill from the APH Kink-meme: Sweden/Finland. Some fluff, and some light bondage. 'Love is a strange creature, and grows under the oddest conditions. Usually without us noticing. Sweden takes the initiative to show Finland just how he feels about him.'

-AU- Upon delivering origami cranes to a terminally ill schoolmate, student council vice president Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself coming back to visit her every day... and with a possible treatment just out of her reach, she's going to need the company.

Phoenix takes a lot of crap from his friends: he gets teased, slapped, abused, and finagled out of money. But this time, it went too far, and he gets hurt. Phoenix/Edgeworth and Maya, in response to a prompt on the kink meme.

What if John and Sherlock had met before, only neither remembered it? A discussion of Sherlock's troubled past stirs memories in John. Rated M for drug use and implied sexiness, but nothing explicit. S/J, established relationship, one-shot.

First rule of hunting: Always bring the salt. Second rule of hunting: Don't touch ianything/i. Slashthedrabble challenge #277 The Evil Overlord List: #57: Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

Sherlock loves John's tea, and knows it's better than his own. What he doesn't understand is why that's so, and becomes determined to find out. Just a short bit of fun and fluff, Sherlock/John, established relationship.

"There's dirt in it." Francis looked at the injury closer, "We should clean that up." "I'm not a child, Francis." Arthur snapped, walking back towards his bike, blood gushing down his leg, "It'll heal." oOo FrUk oneshot, first upload of the year oOo

Death changes people. When John's wife Mary passes suddenly, both men are surprised by the changes that occur as time marches on. Very mild slash. First fic in a long time and first fic in this universe, so thoughts are most welcome!

Tony's bored and decides to play a modified version of 20 Questions with Pepper. Little did she know that-for once in his life-Tony Stark has a plan. Rated T for some of Tony's questions. Oneshot, Movieverse, Pepperony

Drabble - France always had a tendency to sneak into England's house when England wasn't home, so imagine France's surprise when he comes across the little white round thing that reminded him so much of England.

It's a little stressed at the household these days, and Francis has invited their 'boys' over for a pre-Christmas get together. Some things will never change... Francis/Arthur with a bit of A/J and C/C. Just a little holiday fluff. FACE family.

Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.

Iruka trips over a wounded Kakashi one day and ends up being forced to be his hospital buddy. He forgets that hospital buddies are essentially dating couples in the shinobi world. Too bad no one else forgot that little fact. crack! with little fluff

You're a potential black hole, and if you collapse you'll bring us all down. But don't worry, it's beautiful my dear, and I will always be there to unfold you from the implosion. John sometimes thinks Sherlock is an exploding star. One shot. Not slash.

*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.

Set during the scene in TBB when John meets Sebastian. Why does he insist on the term "colleague" after Sherlock introduces him as a "friend"? Spoilers for that scene, but nothing plot-crucial. John/Sherlock slash in a vague sense.

Sitting across from a rather non-descript office building is a playground. This playground entices a certain group of Nations to come and play, reliving their childhood days. Full cast list in author's notes at the beginning.

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

John wakes up tied to the bed. Sherlock has decided they should be together, and he's going to use rational argument to convince John. John's tied up so he can't get away before Sherlock has made all of his points. Filling a prompt, S/J.

Songfic There aren't any lyrics in the story itself, but it heavily follows Maroon 5's "Sunday Mornings." Written on the rquest of a friend. Assume the characters already have an existing relationship for this, please

On a humid summer afternoon, Orihime endures the ritual recently struck up by her former captor. Who could have known that their power struggle and his jealousy would manifest in such an interesting way behind closed doors?

Slight AU one-shot, established Dean/Human!Cas, fluffy to the core. Dean's cool with the whole dating-a-dude thing, but he might be trying too hard. "Dean rubbed his nose along Cas's cheek, never taking his eyes off that slutty slutbag in the corner."

The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE

For the prompt: "John and Sherlock's one year anniversary. John would love to be all lovey-dovey/romantic on such an occasion, but he doesn't think or expect Sherlock to be like that. John, to his surprise and delight, ends up being proven wrong."

He quickly picks up the fallen medal his cheeks burning and the entire class roaring, Feliciano wonders how he even managed to shoot the winning goal considering he can't aim to save his life and the opposing team scares the living daylights out of him.

These are three unrelated drabbles/ficlets that were written for Kakairu Fest's Mini Bingo in Livejournal; we got a small bingo card, and I used the prompts 'Western', 'Wildcard' and 'Roman Empire' to get a diagonal bingo. They're all AU.

Investigating the case of the Cessarine Majeste, Holmes is plagued by nightmares in which he sleepwalks, always drawn towards Watson's presence. But what is the deeper secret behind the mystery of the Cessarine Majeste, and why is Holmes' life in danger?

Germany slowly begins to realize, as he observes his ally in various everyday situations, that his feelings for Italy have evolved over time... Now if only he could identify what exactly they'd become. Written for the kink meme

Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.

Strange lights and smoke appear around England's house during the last few days of June every year. Convinced that England has been possessed, America and Canada finally go to find out what is really happening.

Seventy years later, a bottle of wine and the nature of heroes. "Angleterre, you have heroic poetry about the Charge of the Light Brigade, one of the most ridiculous failures of communication and acts of stupidity in military history." France, England.

You know you are silly and simple in the ways of the world, but you are not stupid, and though loving him is something most may say to be a lost cause, deep down you know lost causes are always the ones worth fighting for. GerIta

A short piece of fluff from a prompt on LJ. A sleepy Holmes starts cuddling & nuzzling Watson on the way home in the mariah following a bad case; Lestrade & Clarky do their best to distract the other officers.

Unashamed piece of schmoopy fluff; Holmes accidentally gets locked out of 221b Baker Street in the rain without a coat, and is rescued by Watson who warms him up with snuggles and kisses. From a prompt on LJ.

#5 of WWII One-shots: He's supposed to get the 'girl'; end up with a 'happily ever after'. He IS the hero after all! So how did he end up being the only one alone? Maybe it's time for him to come to terms with a few things... America/Japan or A/K

It was America's fault Kiku was injured So badly. So of course, he should be the one to bring him back to health. Focus on the end of WW2 and The Cold War. Alfred/Kiku, Francis/Arthur, Onesided Alfred/Arthur, Ludwig/Feliciano, HRE/Italy, Ivan/Yao.

Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.

#2 of WWII One-shots: They've been dancing around it for years; neither of them want to admit there may be something more between them than they have led the world, and each other, to believe. France/England or Francis/Arthur

#1 of WWII One-shots: They drown in their guilt after the betrayal and horror WWII brought to the world, and they don't know how they will ever face each other again. They know they should stay away, but love dictates they can't. Germany/N.Italy L/F

One night, out on the road, half the world away from home. I thought she was sleeping and a call came through. I said, 'darling it's late, is everything okay' and silence took over the world. 'I just love you. I don't know why, I just do.'

They knew his mighty heart must be broken, and they couldn't begin to imagine the pain he was in. But even if it took a well intentioned deception, they were going to help him through. HeavyMedic, a hint of SniperSpy later on.

Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.

Orihime has sought him out in Soul Society, in the human realm, and in the Hell realm. There's one last. -- Ulquihime, won 1st place in the popular poll of the Bleachness 2010 Valentine's Contest, and 3rd place in the judged section --

France is a voyeur in the truest sense, and has figured out the patterns of nations and humans alike. So why can't he figure out England? And an equally decent question, why on earth had he taken him up on that challenge! FrUK

Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5

Something I typed up for the kink meme. Little!Miles falls during a race and starts bleeding.Little!Phoenix gets really scared and is convinced his best friend is about to die....Contains minor Phoenix/Miles. A short one-shot.

Germany tried to see out the window why the lift had stopped, but the fog had rolled in around the gondola and he couldn't see a thing. GermanyxItaly fluff! Including an omake featuring Prussia and a very annoyed Austria!

That green-blooded..." Not many people are aware of the true nature of the relationship between Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy, because it's not your typical relationship...McCoy/Spock slash, one-shot, Search for Spock background.

With anyone else, Germany would have suspected an elaborate staged sickness, but he never second guessed Italy's cold being genuine; the other country clearly feverish and utterly miserable by appearance alone. N.Italy/Germany .

Kiku is having trouble getting Alfred's attention. He goes to Matthew for help. Matthew's solution: Maple syrup, of course. America/Japan, established Prussia/Canada, hinted France/England Disclaimer:I do not own Hetalia.

Snake could still feel it. Even after all these months, he could still feel the soft grass beneath his knees, the cool breeze blowing through his hair, the sharp, burning sting on the side of his face, and the cold harsh steel of the gun in his mouth...

Italy get's lost in the city. It's raining, making everything gloomy. As he wanders around, helpless, he takes a quick trip down memory lane. Set to the song "Umbrella" Vanilla Sky version. One-shot. Possibly more chapters/versions AU

Dean/Cas Established relationship, fluff-ish. Cas is human now and after a long drive he desperately needs his sleep, but Dean is drunk and they've been apart for weeks and he has anything but sleep on his mind.

For cards slash. Prompt: Learning to Curse. Bones needs some help with his relationship with Spock, so he goes to Jim and Uhura for help. Their advice may not be what he wants to hear, but it'll all pay off in the end. Damn Vulcans.

A moment in time. For Iruka, the hitaiate means so much more than just a symbol showing which village he's from. It's a gift given to protect those precious to you. KakaIru - for a better understanding, please read Naruto Ch405. It's one of my favs.

Spock and McCoy are being hunted on an alien planet. Together, they must go into hiding and fight their natures and their feelings in order to escape. But will both of them make it off the surface? Slash, multiparter. Complete!

“I’m guessing she’s sitting on the counter next to you right now. Yeah, you’re welcome.” Billy makes a sacrifice to save Penny at the dedication, much to the confusion of those left behind. Billy/Penny.

Iruka finds himself lonely without Naruto's antics to keep him occupied, but seeks solace, and any news on his former student, from Naruto's second Sensei, Kakashi. What begins as a late Ramen lunch develops into something more.

What if we had been shown what had occurred on the Enterprise with the Mirror universe crew members from the episode: "Mirror Mirror"? What happened between Spock and the Mirror Doctor McCoy? And more interestingly, what happened after the credits rolled?

Fourteen-year-old Razputin Aquato is the only one his father can trust to break the curse on their family. Can he and Lili track down the last remaining Galochio before it's too late? :::RazxLili, background MillaxSasha::: NOW COMPLETE!

The sequel to Whiskers Round the Moon. It's been several months since Iruka returned the copy-nin to the village, and things are as normal as they're ever going to get. But what if you don't want normal? Don't want the status quo?

An injured Iruka is saved from death by a most unusual pack of wolves, and discovers that the leader of the pack is something more. But the discovery may do him no good if the poison in his blood finishes what it started.

It was a truly hideous necklace. But it was the only Christmas present he'd ever given her. Milla sighed. What's a girl to do? Luckily her problem was solved by some convenient mistletoe. SxM Oneshot. Extremely crappy.

Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//

Originally written for the challenge on LJ. Stuck in the village during the Holidays, can Kakashi find a new reason to enjoy the holidays? It sure doesn't seem so when Tsunade assigns him to help Iruka. Rather cracky, but fun! Mature! Complete.

The superheroine that's stepped up to fill the Hammer-void is probably the only person Dr. Horrible can't bring himself to fight. He hates to lose, but there really isn't a way to win this one. :::postseries, BillyxPenny...sort of, title from Muse:::

A series of vignettes from a CD's track list; some have only weak ties to the title and few have any relation to the songs. None necessarily take place in the same universe. Varying degrees of SnakexOtacon.

So how did everyone's favorite asylum mates end up in Thorny Towers? From Loboto to Fred, I'll try and answer your question. Rated T for blood and cursing. Patient of now: Fred, which means my story is done.

Though Milla manages to uncover a hot scandal, there are lots of things she still can't figure out, like why she needs bottle green earrings so badly or why Sasha won't ever say her name. :::Oneshot, SashaxMilla, title from Mark Ronson's Pretty Green:::

Ambrose & Glitch can never be rejoined as a single person. Now Glitch must find a way to reconcile what must be done when it's decided that as a brain in a tank, Ambrose is too vulnerable, too much a risk to the OZ, to let live. Cain/Glitch pre-slash

Remus writes Sirius a letter - a letter that he believes will never be seen by anyone except for himself. Only, other people do see it. And suddenly life becomes rather stressful. Three-shot. SBRL. Yes, this is slash; if you don't like it, don't read it.

Final chapter! Seto visits Jou in the hospital. Chapter 40 is now up! This is a shōnenai sequel to Takane no Hana. If you don't know what shōnenai is, you probably want to move on to the next story. Thanks!

Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'

Dr. Leonard McCoy is having some baaaad dreams. Meanwhile, Spock and McCoy beam down to a planet on a routine mission. They wind up in a fight for their lives. S/Mc, SLASH, extreme hurt/comfort, romance, horror.

Our chambers were always full of chemicals and of criminal relics which had a habit of wandering into unlikely positions, and of turning up in the butter-dish or in even less desirable places" -MUSGRAVE RITUAL. For the "Holmes goes too far" challenge.

Phoenix Wright teaches Miles Edgeworth to play the piano. Snark and awkwardness abound. Oneshot originally written in response to a request on the PW Anonymous Kink Meme. Set just after 2:4. No spoilers. Some swearing. Characters belong to Capcom.

It's 25 years after PW:AA and Phoenix is feeling his age. Fluffy oneshot originally written in response to a prompt on the PW Anonymous Kink Meme for Phoenix & Edgeworth ... except they're oldold. Like 50. Characters from GS4 mentioned, no spoilers.

Here is a pathetic attempt at romance. It's only a one chapter thing to read while I finish Ch. 5 of AIC. A summary would ruin the story, and that's bad, kids! SashaxOleanderxLinda. JUST KIDDING! SashaxMilla. Rated teen for mild language.

Latest Drabble: Morning Shower. A series of drabbles, all different and fun. They are YAOI, mind you! Most of them are Kakairu, but there are other pairings, of course. Kakairu, genrai, sasunaru, gaaralee, shinokiba, gaarashika

[AU KakaIru]. A series of oneshots that takes place in a world where 20yearold Iruka and 24yearold Kakashi are assigned to raise Konoha's most famous orphans: Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke. Chapter 7: Eatable.

Written for the twelve Christmas theme challenge at the KakaIru lj community. Iruka tries to spread Christmas spirit, Kakashi is never going to look at eggnog the same way, and Santa Clause may or may not be Satan. Confused? Just read it.

[Short PWP KakaIru Humor Attempt]. Kakashi and Iruka's relationship has somehow made it's way on to the grapevine, and the kids of Konoha want to make sure that Kakashi knows they'll make him suffer if he ever hurts their Sensei. Rated for language.

Oneshot. SnakeOtacon. Lime. Light fluff. Small mention of blood. Pretanker. At first a reluctant gesture, uncomfortable, but then it grew to be natural, unconscious to a point that we stopped noticing.

[Kakairu Yaoi] Kakashi returns home from a mission with a wound to the head. Iruka fusses and pervy fluff ensues. Aia is not responsible for any nosebleeds from fluffisms. Or from the constant mention of porn.

Formerly known as Life Isn't Fair. Kim and Ron have been dating since junior Prom, but before they can take the next big step in their lives, a no good foe causes Ron and Kim to become sidetracked. KR oneshot. [COMPLETE]

Iruka hates winter, as does Kakashi. But on a cold winter's night when Kakakashi shows up on Iruka's doorstep half frozen, both learn that sometimes just being together can make even the worst of winter's fury bearable. KakaIru

Throughout their lives, Genma and Raidou have been together through thick and thin. Each leans upon the other in their time of need and is ready to catch the other should they stumble along the path of their lives. GenFic

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Pairing: Scott–Jean Summary: Scott wakes up one morning to find Jean in his bed, and has no idea how it happened. Jean is freaked, and reluctant to admit her feelings. But Scott is determined that every morning after this will be better.

Seven vignettes proving once and for all that Len is no saint. Some are happy, some sad. Some are funny, some are serious, and all revolve around a SpockMcCoy relationship. Those readers who don't want to read that may turn away now.

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