The Fleshlight Launch powered by Kiiroo is the hot new product that pairs with the Fleshlight to completely automate the sex act so you can remove all manual labor from the equation. This may not seem like a big deal, but they’ve also put bluetooth in the thing so that it can sync to special porn videos to simulate what’s going on in the scene. Combine that with VR, which is already part of some of thee videos, and you can start to see how the Fleshlight Launch could be of some interest. I’m not sure if things will ever get to the point where we can fool ourselves with technology, but is sure is fun taking the journey.

VR Porn has been the dream all men have lusted after ever since that scene in Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock. We’re getting dangerously close with the advent of the Oculus Rift, and people everywhere should be concerned that potential partners aren’t going to take their crap anymore. Once they can just be single and, with a decent automatic sex toy, simulate sex close enough to not care about trying to maintain a miserable relationship, the entire institution of marriage might start to break down. Good riddance. One of the most responsible companies for this paradigm shift is Badoink, the clear leader in quality VR porn for all devices. If you’re getting into VR porn, do yourself a favor and don’t waste time trying to figure out where to get it. As you’ll hear on the show, Badoink is the best place to get VR porn – it’s the highest quality out there. 4k, 60fps, 3D, 180 degree bliss. Say goodbye to your wife.

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