Preparing the right vehicle for the zombie apocalypse often requires a lot of time, space and a forgiving family. This is where ApocaLEGO vehicles come in. If minifig zombies want brains, they're going to have to get through this crew. »2/03/10 11:00am 2/03/10 11:00am

If a deuce-and-a-half doesn't hold enough bitchin' military surplus awesome for your vision of a dystopian future, perhaps you might be interested in the Gama Goat, an articulated six-wheeled amphibious machine designed to tackle the worst terrains of Vietnam. »1/18/10 2:00pm 1/18/10 2:00pm

Name: Chevrolet Sting-Ray ConceptType of Apocalypse: Robot ApocalypseWhy: The Chevrolet Stingray concept debuted here at the Chicago Auto Show, and aside from being a seriously badass Corvetteconcept car its Transformers alter-ego Sideswipe would be great in something like a robot apocalypse. Of course such a… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm

Name: Suzuki Makai ConceptType of Apocalypse: Rising Ocean LevelsWhy: If Al Gore is right (and he always is) pretty soon we'll be up to our necks in globally warmed ocean water when the Greenland ice sheet and the South Pole melt into the sea. We may be forced to live on the mountaintops but that doesn't mean we… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm

Name: Jeep Wrangler Unlimited XBox DisplayType of Apocalypse: Skateboarders grind the world to an endWhy: Putting aside Ray's tussle with Chrysler for a moment, this Jeep Wrangle has been put together as a display which sickeningly panders to the x-treme kids showing up at the Chicago Auto Show. It wears a crown of… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm

Name: Ford Transit ConnectType of Apocalypse: General Apocalypse/City DisintegrationWhy: The 2010 Ford Transit Connect debuted at the Chicago Auto Show and brought with it hope to everyone looking for a compact, relatively cheap, fuel efficient vehicle to use in a retreat from the disintegration of society which is… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm

Name: Cobbled Together Hot RodType of Apocalypse: HipsterpocalypseWhy: The hipster threat is a real and growing problem. It is not inconceivable the world's disaffected annoying teenagers in search of an identity will lead to a global apocalypse. This displayed Ford didn't come with any information, but lets just… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm

Name: Jeep Kid ZoneType of Apocalypse: ChryslerpocalypseWhy: This one is largely irrelevant and extremely esoteric, but these little PowerWheels Jeeps stationed in the "Jeep Kid Zone" are the perfect way to save you from the Chryslerpocalypse. You probably haven't read it anywhere, but a large majority of auto… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm

Name: Renntech Mercedes GLK Pikes Peak Rally RacerType of Apocalypse:Water World- Like FloodingWhy: This one is admittedly kind of a stretch, but if global warming does its thing and we're stuck with oceanfront property in Pennsylvania, racing to mountaintops for a land grab is going to be important. Enter the… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm

Name: Mitsubishi Racing LancerType of Apocalypse: Collapse Of SocietyWhy: Sadly, Mitsubishi has canceled its global rally program, but that didn't stop the Racing Lancer from showing up in Chicago. Of all the cars here, its probably the most capable of high speed extra-highway transit. With a diesel engine and… »2/12/09 5:00pm 2/12/09 5:00pm