Wednesday, December 07, 2005

All about Katie and a bitch's question regarding a third dawg...

It seems that a certain Katie Couric may be leaving the Today Show. While this bitch would love to see her go…a bitch can’t stand that heifer…my ass is also torn about what the future holds!

Katie may go to CBS. Well, their morning show can’t get any worse, but would they put that evil heifer into the prime time news slot? Jesus, are they crazy? And she’s already out of control…with that kind of power she’d be over the top out of control!

And what about the Today Show? Will they move Ann Curry into Katie's slot? A bitch used to adore Ann, but then her overly emotional delivery got on my nerves. Top that with the fact that she is a 'close talker' and chicks leaning in on Matt tend to freak him out. It might not work. Al and Matt? Could be…it could happen…NOT! Morning television is all about the mimicking of heterosexual couples, so two men or two women just won’t do.

What to do, what to do?

And what if Katie stays? She’ll have brought NBC to their knees! Jesus to Gawd, it’ll be like Napoleon swaggering into Paris…only Katie has a good two feet on him.

Oh the drama!

A bitch would love to see her go if my ass thought that the content would improve. But it won’t.

On the flip side, a bitch wouldn’t have to endure Katie’s prissy assed perfection anymore.

Shit…a bitch might even miss her.

Fuck it.

This bitch plans to switch to Animal Planet in the mornings anyway.

Speaking of Animal Planet...

A bitch and a bitch's sister are seriously considering getting another dawg. We already have Sweetie the Three Legged Chow and Betsey the Sorta-Beagle. They don't get along most of the time. The vet told us they'd get over it, but that hasn't happened.

So, a bitch would like to ask multiple dawg/pet parents...how do you add a third to the family without causing a war to break out?

15 comments:

You already have two dogs who don't get along. Why would you want a third to make their lives even more stressed? Think about what's best for your dogs and their wants, not yours. Yeah the dogs in the pound need to be adopted, but it should be into an environment where they'll be happy, not stressed.

The only thing I can give you is the knowledge that, like people, animals can be very jealous. This could even be the case with Betsy & Sweetie. They each may be thinking that the other one gets more attention from you and your sister. Unfortunately, like people, pets can also have personality clashes.

I don't know much about politics, but dogs, now there's a subject I can go on about. I've got three, all mutts. They have their issues, but most of the time it's pretty peaceful. Have you ever seen the Dog Whisperer on the National Geographic channel? I've applied some of his principals with my own crew and it seems to work.

Great advice regarding the possible addition of a dawg! A bitch is dawg crazy, but have no fear that my ass would ever do anything to upset Betsey or Sweetie...they actually like other dawgs, just not each other.

I wouldn't get a dog bigger than either Betsey or Sweetie nor one that was a lot smaller. Introduce them in small doses and always make sure that Betsey and Sweetie get equal attention. Encourage their calm behavior and walk away from bad bahavior with the new dog in tow.

I love the first annon. comment about a Bichon. They are wonderful pups. We love our two. But I wouldn't move Betsey and Sweetie off just to get a Bichon.

Good for you for getting another dog! I got my dog from the city pound in March, and it kind of bothered me that people told me not to get a dog because "they're a lot of work". No kidding, but they also provide an unconditional love that you don't get from people, the least we can do is to give them a good family and a home. I would tell people not to get a dog from a breeder, but to rescue as many as you can financially afford to. If your dogs like other dogs, I'm sure they'll enjoy the dynamics of adding another to the pack. Maybe they would even like a cat? I'm also glad to hear you have Stray Rescue dogs, I'm getting a foster dog from them soon! They are a great organization.

Since I found your delightful blog though Salon.com, I thought I'd post something I saw there today, that might amuse you as much as it did me

"Someone at NBC penned a rhyme about Katie Couric in the vein of Clement Clarke Moore's "A Visit From St. Nicholas." The poem ends with the following lines: "It is now being rumored/That this diva's views/Will soon be transported/To CBS News/As NBC viewers/We say with delight/Oh please let that rumor/Be one hundred percent right."