Some people really like competitive mountain biking. Some people watch competitive mountain biking on television. Some die-hards even go and watch it in person. The two whack jobs doing play-by-play, or whatever you call it in mountain biking, for this particular event, however, do all of the above and more—with the caps lock firmly enabled.

Just listen, all the way to the end, as these two men erupt with passion, spittle and above all else, straight up enthusiasm for mountain biking. You can almost see the two of them, sitting there, hands squeezing their heads trying to keep brain from bursting through skull as they watch what must be the single greatest bike riding performance ever.