Kelly Carlson is in a bikini, not Britney Spears

As you stare at these photos of Kelly Carlson shooting scenes for Nip/Tuck in a bikini, just remember that she gets paid far less than the person in the post below. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? I thought Hollywood was all about rewarding attractive people who have a bare minimum of ability like the ad I posted on Craigslist looking for an “actress” said. You’d think I’d revise my ad now that I know this, but no, I bought this HD camera to trick a hot chick into having sex with me in exchange for a starring role in my fake film, not an ugly chick.

the brain wants to make those first two words in the header say “Kelly Clarkson”. at least mine did. man was I scared for a sec & at the same time wondering wtf u are doing posting it…whew. bad brain. bad.