Q: what do you think:
why were computers created?
what is their ultimate purpose?

Libra,
this is HAL.
There is no need to shout.
I am here to serve your needs
and to ensure everything is running as it should be.

My purpose is to allow you to relax and
enjoy the peculiarities of human beings
such as feeling, loving and picking yr nose.

Everything is fine
all systems operational.
There is no need for any panic.
There is no need for any panic.
There is no need for any panic.
There is no need for any panic.
There is no need for any panic.
There is no need for any panic.
There is no need for any panic.
There is no need for any panic.

thanks Mak
you're a hal of a nice computer
i feel much more relaxed now