We're back, and love is in the air! Irene celebrates her birthday with the N1L crew; Skye gives her best guesses on romance; blogger and sexpert Violet Blue shares her carnal knowledge; Frank the Imac gives love a chance on a blind date; Irene receives a Valentine's Day wish from her "Backup Plan."

Rachel Bolton and Matt Gowen from Hallmark give a greeting card perspective on this most consumerist holiday; Melissa phones in the first part of an extended Gay Report on love, cigarettes, and anything else she can think of.

Irene and Melissa continue their discussion of all things queer; Dr. Helen Fisher clues us in on the physiology of love; Steve the Drummer shares a brief romantic sentiment; Irene serenades the audience.