Slack’s Place

A real-time account of life among the Earthlings…

by Slack, on April 1st, 2007

Being the F-List internet celeb that I am, I get tons of questions from the teeming millions out there. And by tons I mean hardly any at all! Well, wait no longer! I’ve posted the most frequently asked questions for you to peruse at your leisure. Enjoy!

OMG! Really? Do you actually have a FAQ?Yes.

How much time do you spend on this stupid website?Not enough, lately. This was kind of a play area for me.

Do you actually make any money with this site?I’ve made a beer or five along the way. I still have a day job if that’s what you’re asking. Are you in a position to change that? Got a web developer’s spot that needs fililng? Let me know!

Why?Because…

How did you trick your wife into marrying such a dork?It was easy. I got real drunk, and played the guitar for her. Isn’t that how everyone gets the girls?

Are you really so full of yourself that you dedicated a website to yourself?
No. Actually, I’m quite plain and dorky… But, thanks for that pat on the back, you jerkface. ;)

Why doesn’t Heidi post more to this site?She always mumbles something about ‘responsibilities‘ and ‘you’re such a dork‘ when I ask her that question… Silly girl. She also has her own website at Sweetmunkies.

How many people visit your website?More than you’d think… Less than I’d like. ;)

How long have you been wasting your time doing this pointless crap?Well, the blog goes back to 2001… But, I was blogging before that. I just wasn’t as good at keeping everything together. Can anyone say NaviSoft? ;)

What kind of bike do you ride?I got laid off of my day job awhile back and had to sell my bike to pay some bills. That makes me sad. :(

What do you do for fun?I actually love to code! Websites to desktop applications, I love development! I’m a total MMO junkie. I’ve recently cut myself off however, since I need to concentrate on getting some work done! I still have an active subscription to Eve Online, but am going to let it lapse. I hope I get some more time soon so I can have some MMO fun!