Napping Guardian Angel Woken by Smoke Alarm - Atheist Nexus2016-12-09T18:33:51Zhttp://atheistnexus.org/forum/topics/napping-guardian-angel-woken-by-smoke-alarm?groupUrl=originsuniverselifehumankindanddarwin&xg_source=activity&groupId=2182797%3AGroup%3A109911&id=2182797%3ATopic%3A1650644&feed=yes&xn_auth=noThe smell of burning poster i…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-10-01:2182797:Comment:16770132011-10-01T12:32:37.257ZJoseph Phttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JosephP
The smell of burning poster is pleasing to the angels?
The smell of burning poster is pleasing to the angels? It says the smell of smoke wo…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-10-01:2182797:Comment:16773282011-10-01T06:49:22.186ZTeagraveshttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Teagraves
It says the smell of smoke woke her up, so the smoke must be the angel. Right?
It says the smell of smoke woke her up, so the smoke must be the angel. Right? That gives me an idea for som…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-18:2182797:Comment:16540582011-09-18T16:25:22.869ZMarc Dracohttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/MarcDraco
That gives me an idea for some photoshoppery... Umm...
That gives me an idea for some photoshoppery... Umm... Literally unbelievable [pun i…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-18:2182797:Comment:16545532011-09-18T16:07:19.221ZRemko Wagemakershttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/RemkoWagemakers
Literally unbelievable [pun intended].<br />
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If the 'Guardian Angel', wo was obviously woken by the smokedetector/fire alarm, than we should probably change many product descriptions from 'Made in China/Japan/Taiwan' to 'Made by God in Heaven &amp; Distibuted by Guardian Angel Inc.' Damn.. They really have a large productline, and are in all kinds of businesses... ;)
Literally unbelievable [pun intended].<br />
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If the 'Guardian Angel', wo was obviously woken by the smokedetector/fire alarm, than we should probably change many product descriptions from 'Made in China/Japan/Taiwan' to 'Made by God in Heaven &amp; Distibuted by Guardian Angel Inc.' Damn.. They really have a large productline, and are in all kinds of businesses... ;) It wasn't an agency, it's a l…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-17:2182797:Comment:16528542011-09-17T23:27:49.173ZMarc Dracohttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/MarcDraco
<p>It wasn't an agency, it's a local reporter - that does not excuse it.</p>
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<p>But don't try and comment on the article - you'll get seriously burned by the ignorant majority in my home town.</p>
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<p>Oh, god, my head hurts.</p>
<p>It wasn't an agency, it's a local reporter - that does not excuse it.</p>
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<p>But don't try and comment on the article - you'll get seriously burned by the ignorant majority in my home town.</p>
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<p>Oh, god, my head hurts.</p> I agree that the mention of a…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-17:2182797:Comment:16532242011-09-17T22:50:02.211ZBrian Stouthttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/BrianStout
<p>I agree that the mention of a 'guardian angel' by a news agency is ludicrous.</p>
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<p>However, I belive the entire article is filled with nothing more than sensationalism, like one commentor said.</p>
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<p>"<em>the blaze closed in on the sleeping girl"</em></p>
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<p>to</p>
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<p>"<em>only minor damage"</em></p>
<p>I agree that the mention of a 'guardian angel' by a news agency is ludicrous.</p>
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<p>However, I belive the entire article is filled with nothing more than sensationalism, like one commentor said.</p>
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<p>"<em>the blaze closed in on the sleeping girl"</em></p>
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<p>to</p>
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<p>"<em>only minor damage"</em></p> Part of me just wants to say…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-17:2182797:Comment:16522852011-09-17T22:01:33.962ZJohn Secular Smithhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JohnSecularSmith
<p>Part of me just wants to say "that's what you get for not using compact fluorescent bulbs" because those wouldn't generate the heat to light paper on fire. </p>
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<p>But it was a guardian angel huh? Then why do they even have a smoke alarm? Stupidity is everywhere I suppose.</p>
<p>Part of me just wants to say "that's what you get for not using compact fluorescent bulbs" because those wouldn't generate the heat to light paper on fire. </p>
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<p>But it was a guardian angel huh? Then why do they even have a smoke alarm? Stupidity is everywhere I suppose.</p> Priceless... Pretty much sums…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-17:2182797:Comment:16512262011-09-17T12:11:44.825ZMarc Dracohttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/MarcDraco
Priceless... Pretty much sums it up.
Priceless... Pretty much sums it up. The logic:
1. Guardian angels…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-17:2182797:Comment:16507852011-09-17T05:27:11.941Ztom sarbeckhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/TomSarbeck
<p>The logic:</p>
<p>1. Guardian angels help people survive people freak accidents.</p>
<p>2. These people survived a freak accident.</p>
<p>3. Therefore, guardian angels exist.</p>
<p>Why did I not immediately see that?</p>
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<p>The logic:</p>
<p>1. Guardian angels help people survive people freak accidents.</p>
<p>2. These people survived a freak accident.</p>
<p>3. Therefore, guardian angels exist.</p>
<p>Why did I not immediately see that?</p>
<p> </p> I keep a 55 gallon drum of pa…tag:atheistnexus.org,2011-09-17:2182797:Comment:16509802011-09-17T03:32:27.051ZKen Jacksonhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/KenJackson
<p>I keep a 55 gallon drum of papal pee in the corner of my room just for these kinds of emergencys... After all you never know when Lucifer is gonna be hangin; round your back door, and it is always better to be safe than sorry. Besides without the fire how could you even begin to count your blessings...</p>
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<p>Is the world getting more and more stupid, or am I just getting older and wiser? I for sure am not ready for any of these idiots, from the fireman on down.... Gimme a…</p>
<p>I keep a 55 gallon drum of papal pee in the corner of my room just for these kinds of emergencys... After all you never know when Lucifer is gonna be hangin; round your back door, and it is always better to be safe than sorry. Besides without the fire how could you even begin to count your blessings...</p>
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<p>Is the world getting more and more stupid, or am I just getting older and wiser? I for sure am not ready for any of these idiots, from the fireman on down.... Gimme a phooqin break!</p>