Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Oh, well hello, I didn't see you reading this post. Hi, I'm The Cartoonist. Today, I will treat you to a very special post. It chronicles the EPIC adventure into the Deep, Dark, DANGEROUS Realms..of intoxication, that I took this Thanksgiving Break. Enjoy.We begin the journey before the journey begins, I was super adrenalized off of the notion of Thanksgiving Break beginning the next day so I did this Mind-Dropping in a fit of Pre-Break Joy.Intoxometer: 0High on Life-o-meter: 10

My journey officially began during the last five panels of this comic. I had started doing it on the day before the break but never finished. I slowly added more and more until the day of my best good friend Vlad's Thanksgiving Get-Together. There, I began to start my descent.Intoxometer: 2

This comic was a party long endeavor. You can kinda tell as the panels progress. This is my tribute to my friends from back home. They are some of the best-good people I know.Intoxometer (Panels 1-3): 3Intoxometer (Panels 4-7): 6Intoxometer (Panels 6): 7Intoxometer (Panels Everything Else): 8.2

So this was a post party comic from the same night. I was pretty fucked up at this point. I noticed that the level of terrible cross hatching reflects my level of intoxication. The more hatching there is the more incoherent I was.Intoxometer: 10

Soon after that debacle of a comic, I foolishly tried to actually write a comic about something relevant. I forgot that since the zumbie comic I had gone to my friend Sean's house after Vlad's and become even more intoxicated. It started out rather decent and then just devolved into a fart joke...but that's ok, I was fucked up.P.S. An awesome movie called Wild Zero was on in the background. It's an epic Japanese Alien Zombie B Movie starring the equally epic Japanese Punk Band Guitar Wolf.Here's a clip:CLIPIntoxometer: 12

And then I walked home and passed out.Intoxometer: ??

So the next day I re-read all the absurdity that I had crapped out the night before and decided to redeem myself by doing a good version of the subway comic.Intoxometer: 0THE END!(Stay Tuned after the Post for a XTRA SPECIAL XTRA COMIC!)

XTRA COMIC!This is where the word "remembnar" came from originally. It was another jam comic that was done with Lisey-Mop. We followed the rules we made up for the jam comic that was posted in the last Mind-Dropping Update.Guest Starring Danny DeVito