JOKE OF THE DAY

Did big fish swallow Jonah?

Little girl argues

Published: 07/23/2012 at 9:23 PM

when teacher says no.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A teacher was telling her class about Jonah and the big fish.

She told them it was impossible for the fish to swallow Jonah.

But a 12-year-old girl stood up and said, “I know Jonah was swallowed by the whale, the Bible says so, so when I get to heaven I’ll ask him.”

The smug teacher looked at the little girl and asked, “Well, what if Jonah didn’t go to heaven? What if he went to hell?”

The little girl stood back up and with her hands on her hips told the teacher, “Then you ask him.”