I want Carlos in me now. I want to lick his hairy butt crack and worship his pits and penis.

Oh sorry, R7, I didn't realize this was a classy thread. Or a classy website. Let's all remember our cotillion lessons and try not to objectify the men in this "sexy soccer player" thread.

They do have the best bodies. And because of those perfect form-fitting shoes, the best soles of feet.

No post about soccer is complete without a link to the 2002 NY Times Magazine fashion spread featuring USMNT players. They're still living it down.
Soccer players really do have the best body in sports, though.