40 is the new 20.

Today is your 40th birthday. Well, not for your boobs, but for the rest of you. And while you may feel old and decrepit and like you already have one foot in the grave, it’s not true! Aging is the natural way of life, but it’s understandable that you may worry about being less desirable or less attractive after the age of 40. I want to help you get rid of that fear, because I am a giver. Seriously – the Pope needs to authorize Saint Avitable posthaste.

So, in order to make you realize that 40 isn’t the end and that suicide isn’t the way to go just yet, here are 40 people and things that are 40 or older that I’d totally rub my nuts on: