Oh Lord. A Harps supermarket in Mountain View, Arkansas has placed a "family shield" over the Us Weekly cover of Elton John with his partner David Furnish and their new baby, to protect innocent children. From Mr. John's crazy glasses?

Update:

Harps has issued a statement explaining why the decision was made to obscure the cover and reports that the shield has since been removed. The grocery chain's official statement is below. Click to expand. [via lalaland13]