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Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...

"Eagle flying over Mt Rushmore holding a shotgun, shooting lasers out of its eyes, wearing an uncle Sam top hat with flames coming from behind their heads with lasers coming out of their eyes and old Glory flying high above it all... Greatest shirt ever made! I didn't think I...

"This shirt not only gives you Holy Power but it gives you the strength and courage as a True kickass American wherever you go, be it Walmart or the Ghettos people will stand up with tears in their eyes and say " I love the USA!!"

The official mascot of freedom wants you to proudly display those rock hard guns. Superimposed over old glory, this eagle is serious- serious about freedom and gun shows. The hardcore detailing makes it look like the eagle is real. He's real ready to strike at non-gun flaunting, freedom haters.

"A tank top that lets people know you hate terrorists and love freedom across the universe. First one I got was slightly messed up, but excellent customer service had a new one flown out my way in the talons of a eagle that screeched the national anthem, which only adds...

For most middle-aged men with hairlines retreating faster than the French army, feelings of shame, despair and anguish begin to set in. Fortunately, as America’s official emblem, the bald eagle summons emotions of a more confident, stalwart nature. Yes, the head of a bald eagle looks like a cue ball,...

Serving as America’s national bird, the bald eagle has already done more than enough to earn the respect of patriots everywhere. Following in Neil Armstrong’s steps, however, the bird will soar to new heights, checking intergalactic travel off of its to-do list. So, if muscular enough to show off your...