Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights

(Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:34 am)

All my hard work of putting lights up to bring a little cheer to the neighborhood and these bastards are chewing through them. Fricking Satanic Atheistic Squirrels. Probably the government programming them thru Google to wreck our Christmas cheer.

Get either 110 conibear traps or even just some rat traps. Peanut butter mixed with corn on trigger. Screw trap to long stick or board leaned up against one of your trees. Dead tree rats, make sure its high enough or a retarded cat will find a way to get stuck.