In Which I Answer Your Questions

A: Because martinis are the most perfect drink that has ever been created. It’s like sipping on a rainbow in the forest just after a brief spring storm. It is proof that our lives have meaning. It is proof that I need a damn drink.

Of course, if you’ve been drinking this kind of martini – and then I think you know why you feel so good. Pervert.

*Questions are edited for spelling, grammar, clarity, and occasionally humor.

For years, while living in Chicago, I tried to promote the Parmesan Martini, to no avail. I mean, if you’re throwing blue fucking cheese in a drink, why not create some pesto and join to the big leagues? I love cheese, I love salty and I love drinking. Make it work people!

(Other than the recent bacon-infused vodka craze I’ve found nothing to come close to this attempt. Let’s fix this…brain storming session anyone?)

I will be thinking about this. I love blue-cheese stuffed olives in my gin martinis – not sure about pesto martinis – but I’ll be thinking about this. Might be better with a vodka martini than a gin one…..hmmmm…..