Madonna Wants A Lohan - Simpson Sandwich

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Forget the famous make-out performance Madge, Britney and Christina gave us at the MTV Music Awards from a few years ago.

Apparently we haven't seen anything yet. This time Madonna is recruiting Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson to her wish list of young ladies she wants to shock us with some S&M performance. The Sun reports:

MADONNA is holding secret talks with JESSICA SIMPSON and LINDSAY LOHAN to do yet another three-way lesbian shocker.

Now the Queen Of Pop is planning to do a bondage scene with the two rising stars at this year’s awards in New York next month.

A source told me: “Madonna’s people contacted Jessica’s representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well.

“With both Jessica and Lindsay’s stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with.

“She’s planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage- inspired show.

“Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night.”

Can't blame Madonna for wanting a piece of these two bodies. She does like to pick the most popular to align with and it seems everyone literally wants to get their hands on these two. Check out LL who seems to be living in a bikini these days. More pics of LL with her latest mystery man so

I agree mom2. she is so tired now. actually she's been tired for a long time now but nobody wants to tell her that. c'mon madge, slide your buffed-up old ass to the side and leave the shenanigans to the younger chicks.

I'm a musician. And I work every day with musicians. I don't think it's Madonna being "free and laidback". I think it's her looking to shock with a visual because she certainly can't do it vocally anymore.

ImCurly I agree which is why I don't understand why she is lowering herself to Paris Hilton type stunts to get noticed....Hello Madonna we know who you are....we know you are great. You don't need this cheap publicity.

JK Boogie, I tend to agree with you, BUT ... always a but, she is a muscian and I know first hand muscians are a breed of their own ... They are so free, open, laidback and follow the theory, "It is what it is" don't hide anything from your kids and show them life- all of life, the good, the bad, the wild ... I think Madonna is an excellent mother, but she doesn't want her children to be afraif onf anything or judge anyone based on who they are, what they do or how they act .... I don't think she is trash, I think she is an excellent business woman and she gives the audience something to talk about ...

Madonna is a mother and a successful career woman...does she really need to stoop to this level again for the second time???
She does not allow her kids to watch telly so why should we be subjected to her making out with 1 teenage and 1 divorcie?? Trash...pure trash.

what the heck? madonna can't come up with anything better? she has to recycle the old here? oh what a great performer she is!what is she going to tell her kids about this one now? None of them can actually "sing" like REAL singing I mean! I bet Lohan will be the first to jump up and say I'll kiss u!!!!

The thing I don't get about this S&M/female kissing etc. is while I understand that men cannot get enough of female w/ female aren't most if not all of madonna's fans female? Or maybe gay males? Idk maybe I'm wrong but... Someone went to see her in concert, I know Pop did but someone else did, what was the crowd there like? I'd imagine a wide range of age but the gender had to be mostly female. I guess there could be some lesbians females, I just find this disturbing.
So this just gets her publicity? I guess that's enough to look like a total idiot and then explain to your kids.(Who she won't even let watch TV btw)