Porn—the solar eclipse goggles of watching-life-pass-you-by, and excellent afternoon programming—was briefly neglected by its reliable viewership as the sun was blotted out by the moon and the “path of totality” plunged into eerie twilight darkness.

Tomorrow, the Solar Eclipse of the Century will darken America (your office) for two minutes. Of course this means that NASA, partnering with researchers from Montana State University, will be sending 50 high-altitude balloons 80,000 feet into the sky to get amazing footage, Reuters reports.

It's Cher's birthday! Oh, and something's happening with the Sun, probably it's sudden death as a life-granting star or whatever. Enjoy the rest of what might be our last night on Earth, appropriately enough, a Sunday.