Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Comments

I thought Brazilian technology was specifically directed at having more at drug trafficing that safe water to drink, increasing violent crime (if that is possible) and having every woman in the capital wear a string bikini 24/7? I don't know. i just don't know.

*imagines what the pigeon is thinking*
Why the hell is it so hard to fly? Just yesterday I was flying fine, then today it's like I have a five pound rock on my back.
I gotta lay off the birdseed cookies.