How does he do this?

The Curt Jester: New Deanings Game
Speaking as a New Hampshire voter (unaffiliated, which means I can vote in either primary) I am getting sick and tired of the pollsters and partisans calling me on the phone. My default answer goes something like this.
caller: Have you decided how you will vote in the primary?
me: I despise all the Democratic candidates, and I am having trouble deciding which I dislike the least
caller: Is there any specific area that you are concerned about?
me: Yes, the fact that there is no pro-life Democrat left for me to support
caller: What about the other issues?
me: what other issues are more important than stopping several murders every day?