“That comment would be very inappropriate,” [Rep. Rick Johnson (R)] said. “You have young children? Is that something you want them to hear from your state rep?”

Actually, yeah, I wish young children had comprehensive sex education and didn’t respond to the medical terminology for a body part the way you do. Heaven forbid they know about vaginas in addition to arms, stomachs, brains, eyeballs, and what have you. Heaven forbid little girls know about their bodies! Why, we can’t have that – they may start touching their vaginas then! APOCALYPSE!

This is fantastic, and one of my friends thought of something that would cap it off in grand fashion:

Hello to you all, and thank you so much for standing up for women not just in Michigan, but across the United States!

I’m not sure if any of you have already considered this, but please think about doing the performance as a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood or another organization devoted to providing reproductive health services to women.

I am outraged that you would try to silence anyone for the proper and appropriate use of the term vagina, or penis or testicles or uterus or any other anatomical term in a frank and open discussion. As a high school teacher I am always encouraging my students to use proper vocabulary when discussing any type of issue. Apparently you do not watch much television or you would be very familiar with detailed discussions of products like Vagicil and it effectiveness at stopping the symptoms of vaginal itching or the hazards of using Viagra with its possible side effects of erections lasting more than four hour. These and may other advertisements beam into our homes along with the evening news and are aired at times when young children are watching family oriented programing. Where is your outcry to silence these billion dollar companies for their detailed and descriptive use of anatomical terminology over the public air waves every day. Mr Callton you need to come down out of you ivory tower and if you can not handle an open and frank discussion of reproductive body parts then you have no business writing, discussing, and or passing legislation that infringes upon a woman’s reproductive freedoms.