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The Wednesday Doonesbury rehash predicting marijuana use leading to communism, when read in the light of current events, may have nailed it.

Lake Jackson turtles to the President: “Mr. Obama, tear down this wall!”

“Grand Budapest Hotel” was not released in Tallahassee. The loss of the Miracle 5 hits home.

Sunshine reform and ethics reform under GOP leadership. I’m reminded of what a co-worker used to say: Don’t confuse motion with progress.

I’d like to congratulate all the students who showed up to support FSU’s first round NIT game. All three of them.

With over 6 inches of rain in the last 48 hours, I noticed the greenery along the median on Blairstone getting watered this afternoon. Hopefully the plants won’t drown.

Why don’t we just merge the post office and the trash company and save them both a trip.

State spending $220 million to a private company to develop the new FCAT. How many teachers would that buy to actually teach our kids something?

Think for yourself and avoid the intimidation of political correctness.

I moved to Tallahassee 22 years ago. My mother, a staunch Republican, came for a visit. While driving out of the neighborhood, she noticed the newspaper boxes attached to the mailboxes and said, “Why did you buy a house in a neighborhood where only Democrats live?”

What happens with you pit a community organizer against a KGB agent? Cream, butter and sugar are demonized.

Me thinks that the governor of Florida should be a Native Born Floridian.

Congratulations to the better late than never Medal of Honor recipients. I’m sure it brought back memories of events that most of us could not imagine. Thank you for your heroic deeds and your service.

So Rep. Southerland says the federal transportation bill would bring federal dollars to Florida. That’s nice, but if Gov. Scott has his way, we won’t see a dime of the money.

Haven’t seen any pictures of AG Bondi on the shopping trip to Mexico. It’s election time.

It helps to understand that “progressive” is a label and not a fact nor a philosophy.

All those GM recalls; maybe they should bring their plants back to the US. US workers would get it right the first time.

Unlike CBS and PBS, I hope the names of the Medal of Honor recipients will appear in the Democrat. If not, shame!

Whenever I ride down Gaines Street, I am often angered by the conversion to two lanes. There should be a panel, just like a jury. If all 12 don’t agree, it’s a “Hung Project”!

Cinnabon? As they say in the Navy, “Stand by for heavy rolls!”

All we want is the Sudetenland.

So the legislature is voting to waive out-of-state tuition for undocumented aliens, but not to allow them to receive state financial assistance. Do legislators really think that the tuition fee covers the cost to the state for these students’ education?

It’s not “your” Wednesday or “my” Thursday. It’s just Wednesday or Thursday. There is no possessive here.

While MSNBC and CNN fully covered Obama honoring our latest Medal Of Honor recipients, FOX could not break from its endless attacks on Obama Care.

What the people of Crimea want is called “self-determination.” What’s so bad about that?

I didn’t realize that it was St Paddy’s Day and I ate ravioli. Was it still a sin?

Somebody please take away Obama’s red crayon before he tries to draw another line in the sand.

I’m a woman and Planned Parenthood doesn’t represent me. Thank you very much!

Has the canopy been tagged?

Silly Putin. Whatever Monsanto wants, Monsanto gets.

What were you thinking? My cupholder is on the back of the seat in front of me at Cascades Park. I don’t want someone’s hair in my Coke, or worse when they turn their head to sneeze. And I surely don’t want to be blamed for the Coke stains on her white blouse when her hair comes out of my Coke.