While a slew of Golden Globes were just bestowed upon the darlings of the Hollywood Foreign Press for their film and television work throughout the year, we at TIME wanted to acknowledge the best performances of the broadcast itself. Like best humblebrag or man-samurai bun — a shockingly stiff competition. So behold: the real winners and losers of the Golden Globes.

Best Self-Serving Interview Question: Matt Lauer for asking Michael J. Fox if he liked having him and Savannah Guthrie cameo in the premiere of his new show.

Best Speech: “Yeah bitch, thank you.” — Aaron Paul for Breaking Bad

Best Humblebrag: While accepting her award for best actress, Amy Adams said that when she first moved to LA she thought, “I don’t know, maybe I’ll get a commercial or something.” Mmk.