I know we already have an SCP thread, but this is going to be in a different thread as it would fuck up the thread.http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-jUse this website and insert what it asks to generate an SCP.Here is my example.

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-Penis-J

Object Class: Penis

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Penis-J is to be kept in a Penis-lined containment chamber located in Penis, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than Penis Penis armed with Penis.

In the event that SCP-Penis-J ever begins Penis its Penis, Penis is to Penis SCP-Penis-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Penis-7 (''Penis'') is to be dispatched to SCP-Penis-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-Penis-J is a Penis Penis. Like most members of its species, it is able to Penis, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Penis each day.

SCP-Penis-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Penis, which causes it to turn into Penis. Whenever this happens, all Penis within a Penis kilometer radius will begin to Penis uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Penis. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-Penis-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-Penis-J was first located in Penis where the Penis were using it in order to Penis. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Penis-7 (''Penis'') was able to recover the object with only Penis civilian casualties.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a Chicken-lined containment chamber located in Site - 15, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Doctor armed with Tissues.

In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins Fucking its Arse, Jack Robinson is to Fly SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Echo-7 (''Adventure Time'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-7-J is a Big Dog. Like most members of its species, it is able to Run Table, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Chicken each day.

SCP-7-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with computer, which causes it to turn into Keyboard. Whenever this happens, all Bones within a 44 kilometer radius will begin to Eat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Robby Williams. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-7-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in Nickleville where the Miami Dolphins were using it in order to Get back in the kitchen. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Echo-7 (''Adventure Time'') was able to recover the object with only 10056 civilian casualties.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2-J is to be kept in a potato-lined containment chamber located in school bathroom, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 plumber armed with cookies.

In the event that SCP-2-J ever begins fucking its bum, Mr. Oldfag is to shit SCP-2-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''F.R.I.E.N.D.S'') is to be dispatched to SCP-2-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-2-J is a butiful poopmonster. Like most members of its species, it is able to observe boobies, and regularly eats twice its own weight in potato each day.

SCP-2-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with boobies, which causes it to turn into dust. Whenever this happens, all feet within a 3 kilometer radius will begin to eat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Your Mom. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-2-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-2-J was first located in Canada where the Soccer Is Better were using it in order to motorboat ALL the boobies. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''F.R.I.E.N.D.S'') was able to recover the object with only 4 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 2-1

Dr. von Vagina: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr von Vagina, and I am about to test SCP-2's reaction to poop. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Penis?

Special Containment Procedures: It is kept in a cell named "Fruity Loops". It is off limits to anyone who can't handle a mother fucking heavy beat drop.

Description: It is a gigantic stereo speaker with a synth-generator on the back. It plays epic dubstep 24/7 and anyone who can't handle the heavy beat drops are killed by spontaneous explosion. If the person enjoys the music, the will dance nonstop until the music stops, which it never does unless the power is cut off. It never plays bad dubstep songs, only good ones.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8-J is to be kept in a humans-lined containment chamber located in Area 51, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 1.1 sleeping armed with gums.

In the event that SCP-8-J ever begins eating its mouth, Mark Zuckerburg is to throw a pie in your face SCP-8-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force N/A-7 (''nope.avi'') is to be dispatched to SCP-8-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-8-J is a stupid zebra. Like most members of its species, it is able to gun & run, and regularly eats twice its own weight in humans each day.

SCP-8-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with spider, which causes it to turn into TV. Whenever this happens, all fish within a 1 kilometer radius will begin to gun down noobs uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Nyan Cat. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-8-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-8-J was first located in Bloopka where the 49ers were using it in order to win the heart of a girl. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force N/A-7 (''nope.avi'') was able to recover the object with only 394885899393 civilian casualties.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9539-J is to be kept in a Cookie-lined containment chamber located in Black Dolphin Prison, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Second armed with Fiive.

In the event that SCP-9539-J ever begins Hearing its Head, Johnston is to Biting SCP-9539-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Σ-7 (''Tom and Jerry'') is to be dispatched to SCP-9539-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-9539-J is a Brown Horse. Like most members of its species, it is able to Consuming flesh, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Cookie each day.

SCP-9539-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Five, which causes it to turn into Scientist. Whenever this happens, all Five within a 224 kilometer radius will begin to Consuming uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-9539-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-9539-J was first located in Mukton where the Saints were using it in order to Kill any living thing. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Σ-7 (''Tom and Jerry'') was able to recover the object with only 1500 civilian casualties.