Lyrics

Once there was this kid whoGot into an accident and couldn't come to schoolBut when he finally came backHis hair had turned from black into bright whiteHe said that it was from whenThe car had smashed so hard

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Once there was this girl whoWouldn't go and change with the girls in the change roomBut when they finally made herThey saw birthmarks all over her bodyShe couldn't quite explain itThey'd always just been there

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But both girl and boy were glad'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whoseParents made him come directly home right after schoolAnd when they went to their churchThey sand lurched all over the church floorHe couldn't quite explain itThey'd always just gone there