Disgusted with the stoopidity of his hoomins, Mochi has decided to take matters into his own paws. It will take a while, but he is digging our graves. He figures no one will notice shallow graves out by the back fence. And certainly fewer hoomins will be a bonus to bunnkind.

@Stacy Hurt: You realize now that you've spotted the secret slide out board that you've put yourself in mortal peril. You know too much! Even now a cadre of Buns in Black are casing your house. Sometime in the next few days you will go "missing". We will try to find you, but we are up against Mochi, the ebil genius.

I think the post is explaining that Mochi is growing some very pungent vegetables that can be used against the hoomins. Possibly Mochi is an Asian bunny after all! And, he looks very upset at the rotund remark. He is just FLUFFY, not fat! Haahaa!