I don't appreciate you constantly speculating on my emotional state with such vulgar metaphors... because it's obviously a tactic to ridicule me and bring my confidence down, you child.

I think you either really do want to know what my problem is, in which case you could do a better job of being mature/a friend, or you are deliberately trying to play social dominance games in which case you can fuck right off, as I've said before.

you changed your message just as i was coming around to the idea...i'm really getting to like you - i think i'd be ok with some mutual friendly grooming - i'll give you a pedicure and then a foot massage, then we can read each other's diaries and talk about EVERYTHING. we'll be bff's forever

i hope you get the desired results. i might reconsider the sexy witch though - some males might find her intimidating and from what i've read there may be gifts involved as part of boob appreciation. hooray!

it's worse than hitler! you should always avoid contact with neighbours because they know where you live and when you're in.
still, if you killed yourself whilst there were guests you'd run the risk of having them noseying around your corpse. ugh!

heh heh the suffering of others, lol.
but seriously i found it funny because it rendered my own similar traumas amusing. it's just so fucking annoying when you get trapped in one room for hours til they leave

ha yes you're right : 'a song about us? - must be about how awesome we are!'
i have no reason to pretend i think you're funny. i remember one post about hiding upstairs whilst a neighbour was visiting that had me in stitches

You kind of blanket ad hom'd anyone who disagrees with you when you claimed that the only reason people disagree with you is because they're angry or hate you. Quite pathetic really.

I'm assuming this is in response to something Goku said. I have to assume this because I put him on my ignore list days ago for the reason's you've listed and I see that he's posting things. He doesn't answer directly to discussions. He just complains a lot and doesn't actually offer any stimulating conversation. He's a bit like a tired strung out toddler.