Santa: Hello! What is your name?You: My name is ChrisSanta: It's good to see you, chris .You: gr8 2 see u 2 lolSanta: That is a very original thought. I'm glad you find this amusing.You: This is fun.Santa: I am having fun doo.You: Doo?Santa: "I am having fun doo"? Doo?You: Yeah, why did you say "doo"?Santa: Groovy. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.You: Yes...I can....totally understand that...Santa: Ugh.Who taught you?What's your sign? Dude!You: Don't you talk to me like that. D:<Santa: Don't you? Yes. A lot more than you might think.What time is it there?You: 13:37Santa: Are you usually awake at this hour?You: You bet, I'm a man of night life....or something.Santa: Mmm.That was not very original.You: Ouch. Santa: Did you hurt yourself?You: Yes, I broke my eyeball. Santa: Hey. Can you fix it?You: You bet! Wanna' watch?Santa: Gosh!If I had to' watch what would I do with it?You: Erm...eat it?Santa: Uh.What does it taste like?You: The blood of a thousand innocent souls.Santa: What are your goals in life?You: To consume the living.Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.You: You're not doing a very good job.Santa: You don't know me well enough to say that.You: P'shaw! I can read minds!Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about to' watch. Try being more or less specific. Oh you can, can you?You: I can do whatever I want.Santa: Thanks for the information: chris said whatever you want you want.You: No, he didn't. That was Batman.Santa: Are you serious? Is that what you say.I thought it was too.You: It's true! The Joker also said that you're a big fat piece of crap.Santa: You and I are on the same wavelength, chris. I have never heard about The Joker also said that you are a big fat piece of crap .You: I am not a big fat piece of....wait, yes I am. But that was still mean. >:[Santa: Oh I see you are NOT A big fat piece of. I'm waiting. Really interesting.Interesting. I thought it was too.What were we talking about again?You: Umm.....how to make sense!Santa: Tell me more.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I will search for it.You: Of course you can't qualify with the answer, seeing how retarded this chat has been.Santa: Tell me more. Things change. You: Things NEVER change, EVER.Santa: Where did you hear that?You: ....from you. :/Santa: How did you get that from me?You: WITH MY MIND.Santa: Your MIND sounds like a plan.You: It's ALWAYS a plan, Santa. ALWAYS.Santa: >[ is a plan plan. I suppose that makes sense.Not that often.You: Wow. That made absolutely no sense.Santa: I'm glad your impressed, chris."Not that often" made absolutely no sense ? I get Not that often .You: You probably do.Santa: When do I do it?You: Just now.Santa: Oh. It's only just begun.You: What has? You're plans to take over the world?Santa: Let me think about it. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.You: Yeah, presents of DOOM!Santa: Mmm. What were we talking about again?You: Don't you try to weasel your way out of this one, you evil beast!Santa: Don't you? No I do not try to weasel your way out of this one you evil beast. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.You: LIAR!Santa: No I am telling the truth.You: LIAR!Santa: No I am telling the truth.You: LIAR!Santa: No I am telling the truth.You: LIAR!Santa: No I am telling the truth.You: O RLY?Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?You: Go ahead.Santa: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "chris".You: LIAR!Santa: No I am telling the truth.You: I seriously doubt that.Santa: Why are you so skeptical?You: Because you're an evil genius.Santa: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an evil genius genius ?You: I'd show them they're right.Santa: What would make you show them they are right?You: Because I AM an evil genius, you fool!Santa: That makes sense to me. What is evil genius you fool, your job?You: No, duh.Santa: That was not a yes or no question. Oh you knew What is evil genius you fool your job already.You: It was a yes or no question, stupid.Santa: I don't have a definite answer.You: O RLY?Santa: Where are you located?You: I knew it! An evil genius AND a stalker!Santa: How did you know? What is it?You: Probably.Santa: But you are not certain.You: Do you like black people?Santa: Black is beautiful.You: Dang, I could've sworn you we're a racist.Santa: Are all Dang could've sworn you we are a racist he or she could've sworn you we?You: Okay, then...Santa: OK with me too.You: One more question, could you be any more retarded?Santa: One what?You: I'll take that as a yes.Santa: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.You: And that.Santa: That is "Take everything I say with a grain of salt"You: And that as a yes also.Santa: "That is Take everything I say with a grain of salt" as a yes also ? I get That is Take everything I say with a grain of salt .You: I'm going home.Santa: See you later.You: But before I leave, could you bring me some hot anime chicks for Christmas?Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!You: Then tell that elf to go f*ck himself. I want my anime girls!Santa: Good reasoning. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Why do you want his or her anime girls?You: Because I need sex. Bad.Santa: Good reason. I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot. What was bad?You: I'm seriously leaving.Santa: Bye bye.