Ryan Lochte answers important personal questions on 'Fashion Police'

Gold medalist
Ryan Lochte is determined to make his 15 minutes last now that he's back stateside after bringing home five medals from the 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London. Having filmed his
"90210" cameo this week, he then stopped by E! to join
Joan Rivers on Friday night's
"Fashion Police."

Thankfully, Rivers cut right to the chase and asked Lochte the important questions.

Does the size of his penis slow him down when he's racing? "You always have to tuck it in your suit."

Just how much of his body does he shave? "Pretty much everything except the top of my head."
Everything everything? "I think that's a personal preference, but I -- yeah."

Who were Team USA's greatest rivals this year? "Expecially the Chinese," Lochte says.Yes, he said "expecially." We would have
expected nothing less.

Finally, Joan and Lochte jumped into one of the fountains outside of the E! headquarters to...well. Just watch it all go down in the video below.