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The earliest known use of the word, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, was as a placename for the London street Gropecunt Lane, c.1230. Use of the word as a term of abuse is relatively recent, dating from the late nineteenth century. The word appears to have not been strongly taboo in the Middle Ages, but became taboo towards the end of the eighteenth century, and was then not generally admissible in print until the latter part of the twentieth century. The term has various derivative senses, including adjective and verb uses. Scholar Germaine Greer argues that cunt "is one of the few remaining words in the English language with a genuine power to shock."

Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English travel show presenter, author, former radio producer and occasional actor. He gained prominence as the producer of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's radio programme on XFM. He appeared on The Ricky Gervais Show, presented the Sky travel comedy series An Idiot Abroad, and made his full acting debut (following a cameo appearance in the final episode of Extras) on Gervais' 2012 comedy-drama series Derek. Pilkington is a co-founder, along with Gervais and Merchant, of RiSK Productions, a television production company. Pilkington currently stars in the Sky 1 travel documentary comedy series The Moaning of Life. This is his first show to not have any involvement from either Gervais or Merchant.

Career

Early work

Pilkington was born in Manchester in 1972. He moved to London from Manchester to work with XFM as a producer, at one point unintentionally causing Gail Porter to leave the station in tears after only one show by criticising her performance, which Pilkington maintains was an attempt to encourage her to improve. After several years he began work on The Ricky Gervais Show, broadcast on Saturday afternoons. Initially Pilkington was solely the programme's producer. As Gervais and Merchant began to invite him to make the odd comment, Pilkington's persona came to light and his popularity increased. Pilkington was eventually included as a main element of the broadcasts, with large amounts of airtime often given over to his thoughts on various subjects, or various childhood stories. In December 2005, Pilkington stood in for two BBC 6 Music shows for Nemone, and co-presented the shows with Russell Brand.

Stephen Merchant

Stephen James Merchant (born 24 November 1974) is an English writer, director, radio presenter, comedian, and actor. He is best known for his collaborations with Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington, as the co-writer and co-director of the popular British sitcom The Office; co-writer and co-star of Extras; and co-host of The Ricky Gervais Show in its radio, podcast, audiobook, and television show forms. The Ricky Gervais Show in radio form won a bronze Sony Award.

Dopey Cunts trying to catch a Rat.

Minecraft: The Adventures of the Dopey Cunt - Random Footage

My friend CrispyPumpkin and I decided to watch the adventure of a friend of ours, delivering 2 cows to another one in exchange of 1 diamond. Sorry for the screen getting stuck, I minimized the game several times to speak with my friend through Steam and I didn't expect that to happen.

Dopey Cunts trying to catch a Rat.

Minecraft: The Adventures of the Dopey Cunt - Random Footage

My friend CrispyPumpkin and I decided to watch the adventure of a friend of ours, delivering 2 cows to another one in exchange of 1 diamond. Sorry for the screen getting stuck, I minimized the game several times to speak with my friend through Steam and I didn't expect that to happen.

Minecraft: The Adventures of the Dopey Cunt - Random Footage

My friend CrispyPumpkin and I decided to watch the adventure of a friend of ours, delivering 2 cows to another one in exchange of 1 diamond. Sorry for the scree...

My friend CrispyPumpkin and I decided to watch the adventure of a friend of ours, delivering 2 cows to another one in exchange of 1 diamond. Sorry for the screen getting stuck, I minimized the game several times to speak with my friend through Steam and I didn't expect that to happen.

My friend CrispyPumpkin and I decided to watch the adventure of a friend of ours, delivering 2 cows to another one in exchange of 1 diamond. Sorry for the screen getting stuck, I minimized the game several times to speak with my friend through Steam and I didn't expect that to happen.

Minecraft: The Adventures of the Dopey Cunt - Random Footage

My friend CrispyPumpkin and I decided to watch the adventure of a friend of ours, delivering 2 cows to another one in exchange of 1 diamond. Sorry for the screen getting stuck, I minimized the game several times to speak with my friend through Steam and I didn't expect that to happen.

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When the sun dims dramatically Monday morning, that would be like an entire power plant unit shutting down for the Lone Star State's electricity grid. The much-anticipated solar eclipse will wipe out about 600 megawatts worth of electricity generation from Texas' growing solar power industry, according to officials with ERCOT, which manages the Texas grid.&nbsp; ... "That is not very much," she said about eclipse's influence ... ....

Multiple media reports Thursday reported a van crashed into dozens of people in the center of Barcelona Thursday killing two and injuring several people. Local Spanish media say two armed men have entered a restaurant after a van crashed into a crowd of people, according to Reuters, and police consider the incident to be terror related. Local media reports say two people were killed instantly when struck by the van....

The number of asylum seekers who are illegally crossing into Canada from the United States more than tripled last month, according to new data released on Thursday by the Canadian government which hints at the deep fears that migrants have about the recent U.S. administration immigration crackdown ...The RoyalCanadian Mounted Police said that an additional 3,800 asylum seekers were arrested crossing the U.S ... "It's not a crisis ... ....

The Guardian reported that police announced one person was arrested in relation to the attack on Thursday where someone drove a white van through the busy, pedestrian area of Las Ramblas in Barcelona, Spain which has left at least 13 dead, and more than 50 injured ...Police said that the number of the dead was "bound to rise" since at least 50 people were injured after the attack, interior minister for Catalonia, Joaquim Form said ... ... U.S....

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We might be getting a postal plebiscite on same sex marriage, whether we like it or not. Richard King suggests we just get on it with. Well, it’s happened. Australia is united. It’s only taken 230 years, and it may not last beyond September, but for now a kind of consensus reigns ... A laughingstock. A schemozzle ... A waste of money ... We’ll see ... Nor did Minchin pull his punches, describing opponents of SSM as ‘homophobic’ and as ‘bigoted cunts’ ... ....

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