“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

Or are you telling me all this time Smash really has been one giant bleeding ******?

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"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin

Actually, I'm into it more due to my 20 years in DC than anything else.

Nexa, I would love to have an election cocktail with you, but only if you lose the jinx.

No offense, Smash, but I want to celebrate, not mourn.

Perhaps we can teleconference. I'll buy a muzzle.

Nexa

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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

I'm reasonably certain I could get a gig on the Clinton staff if that would help.

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Everyone except Bill Clinton, who lost to Paul Tsongas in 1992, that is. Oh, and George W Bush, who lost to John McCain in 2000.

Read my post again. Then realize you're wrong because you can't read, and go have a snack or something while the adults talk.

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I'm reasonably certain I could get a gig on the Clinton staff if that would help.

It would. Especially if you encourage her to wear pantsuits with no less than three buttons to elongate her frame.

Yeah, but who would notice besides you and other illegal immigrants?

I'm just trying to help Smash be the best wardrobemistress he can be.

You don't need to help him. He seriously mentions what she's wearing every **** time she's on television.

Nexa

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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

I think everyone here knows that this race doesn't seal anything. For that matter, I'd lay odds that most of the posters in this thread would willfully vote for either Democratic frontrunner if they win their party's ticket.

We're just watching the numbers, rooting for our guy and all that. So stop worrying about it, Gbaji.

Manchester and Nashua went to Clinton, and due to the high populations, gave her her headstart. Hopefully he can take Durham, Hanover and other college towns to close the gap, and get the Independent vote.

So saith CNN.

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Actually anyone who's won both Iowa and NH by any margin, has won the nomination.

Fir realz.

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Hopefully he can take Durham, Hanover and other college towns to close the gap, and get the Independent vote.

There's not enough votes left. He'd have to carry them 80/20.

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Everyone except Bill Clinton, who lost to Paul Tsongas in 1992, that is. Oh, and George W Bush, who lost to John McCain in 2000.

Read my post again.

Um... The part where you added extra conditions like Iowa and "likely"?

Gee. Smash. You're predicting that if someone wins both they are "likely" to win? Wow! You must be some kind of genius! Next you be claiming that if you eat food you're likely not to be hungry or something...

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Then realize you're wrong because you can't read, and go have a snack or something while the adults talk.

I was under the impression that the rest of the posters would very much like you to not keep stating your desire for Obama to win. Besides, there's much yummier stuff here at the kids table.

Um... The part where you added extra conditions like Iowa and "likely"?

Added them to what?

You quoted my post and replied to it, wrongly, as usual. Really nothing to see here that you don't see here every day.

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Actually anyone who's won both Iowa and NH by any margin, has won the nomination.

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like either Dem will win this one by a sizable margin.

Edited, Jan 8th 2008 10:15pm by Omegavegeta

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"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin

Gee. Smash. You're predicting that if someone wins both they are "likely" to win?

I'm stating that EVERY person who has EVER won both has ALWAYS won, skippy.

Anyway, we're done conversing. Your prop services aren't needed at the moment as there are people who's opinions matter to me more than those of Velvita posting.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

I wish. I don't know if she'll get the chance to, frankly. Edwards will run for President until he's one step from the grave, but I don't know if she'll live to see it. It warms my heart to look at them, though. A good marriage.

I'd love it if Obama asked him to be his Veep. I'd be all over that, not to mention it would nicely preserve my matrimonial harmony.

Edited, Jan 8th 2008 9:19pm by Atomicflea

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Empathetic smart women with an arrogant left wing crazy? That **** never works out.

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I think everyone here knows that this race doesn't seal anything. For that matter, I'd lay odds that most of the posters in this thread would willfully vote for either Democratic frontrunner if they win their party's ticket.

We're just watching the numbers, rooting for our guy and all that. So stop worrying about it, Gbaji.

I'm not worried at all. Just amused. I knew over a year ago that Clinton would win the Dem nomination. All of this hoopla about Obama is fun and all, and I suppose it makes the people think they've got a voice in the decision or something, but she's been so clearly the heir-apparent that barring her doing something incredibly stupid and ******* off the powers that be, she'll win.

She's been playing for the long term win from day one. Obama's been playing to make a good showing in the first couple rounds hoping that would spring him within reach. The only thing that happened here is that the Clinton camp didn't like the loudness of the press after Obama's win in Iowa so they turned on the ol election machinery (in the form of briefcases stuffed with cash) and made sure to stomp him down a bit here so that he wouldn't get too uppity.

The 2nd/3rd tier candidates always do well in Iowa and New Hampshire. Because they know that their only chance is to win there and hope that brings in attention and funds to allow them to continue. The leader doesn't have to do that. Clinton could have just ignored NH if she'd wanted to, but presumably figured she'd play it safe. She could have won Iowa if she'd wanted to as well, but it serves her long term purposes better to spread the money around rather then blowing it on the early primary season. She's still got a lot of pockets to fill...

I'm not worried at all. Just amused. I knew over a year ago that Clinton would win the Dem nomination. All of this hoopla about Obama is fun and all, and I suppose it makes the people think they've got a voice in the decision or something, but she's been so clearly the heir-apparent that barring her doing something incredibly stupid and ******* off the powers that be, she'll win.

Wow. No wonder you're so clueless.

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That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

Mrs. Clinton is just who Gbaji wants to win. He probably thinks we're all being traditional idealistic liberals by throwing in with Obama.

That very well may be true, & we may very well end up as disappointed with Obama as we ended up with Dean.

But either way, our nominee is going to beat the **** out of his, so who cares?

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"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin

Mrs. Clinton is just who Gbaji wants to win. He probably thinks we're all being traditional idealistic liberals by throwing in with Obama.

That very well may be true, & we may very well end up as disappointed with Obama as we ended up with Dean.

But either way, our nominee is going to beat the sh*t out of his, so who cares?

Please don't post in political threads anymore. Thanks.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

I win the "how to keep Gbaji occupied with Google" contest, so the night's not a total loss.

Night folks.

Edited, Jan 8th 2008 10:35pm by Smasharoo

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S'ok. I won the "get Smash to commit to a blatantly false statement" contest.

I guess. I'm fine with being wrong on occasion. I don't have some bizarre mental illness that prevents me from being able to deal with it.

/shrug.

You are correct, Muskie won both and lost the nomination 35 years ago.

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