BREAKING: Cheeto Trump Admits Never Having Any Comey Tapes

Maybe alleged POTUS Donald Trump is finally listening to his lawyers? Anyway, the Cheeto In Chief took to Twitter today (June 22) to finally admit that he never did have any recording of former head of the FBI James Comey.

You may recall Comey is the guy Trump fired for having the nerve to investigate Russia’s tampering in the USA’s Presidental elections and whether or not Trump’s campaign was involved.

Back in May, La Naranja let this Twitter fart fly.

James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!

The things is, only the most devout Cheeto stans actually believed he had recordings. After letting his press flunkies be vague about the existence of recording, and even mentioning them again, the truth has finally been revealed.

With all of the recently reported electronic surveillance, intercepts, unmasking and illegal leaking of information, I have no idea…