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Vampires Suck: The Trailer

Usually I hate these movies where they do the way over the top parody of whatever horror movies are popular.

But as there making fun of Twilight… I’ll probably make my wife watch it with me. That’ll be sweet revenge for the hundreds of “Chick Flicks” I’ve had to endure over the years.

(Sigh) Even as I write this, the wife is out with her friends watching the latest Twilight movie… I’m so glad I’m not there. Imagine, being surrounded by a whole bunch of cute women getting excited by Edward, …pent up “Anxiousness” with no way to…. release…. it….

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I hope you brought white body powder and red contacts. And didn’t forget to mention how you’ve lived so long and ache to love. Also, killed a small furry animal and sucked it’s blood for good measure…for science of course.