Holy shit, spider alert!

So there I was, chilling out on DOA and in the corner of my eye I see something run across from my door to my bed. I jump out of my chair to see what it is, torch in hand, and it's some 6-7cm dark coloured spider! Ugh, I hate spiders!

I just had to pull out all my records and bed to get to it, and I even got a glass to put it outside the house instead of killing it!

my friend had an earwig in her ear once but she didnt know it was there. so anyways ,whenever she went to sleep it woke up and started scratching away, eating her earwax. It nearly drove her insane because she couldnt hear it during the day. finally went to the doctor, who pulled out a (fat) earwig.

she told me that story on a particularly lary comedown ages ago and it hasnt left me since. fucked up.

my friend had an earwig in her ear once but she didnt know it was there. so anyways ,whenever she went to sleep it woke up and started scratching away, eating her earwax. It nearly drove her insane because she couldnt hear it during the day. finally went to the doctor, who pulled out a (fat) earwig.

she told me that story on a particularly lary comedown ages ago and it hasnt left me since. fucked up.

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That's fucked up, how long was it squatting in her ear for?
I bet when the doctor pulled it out it was watching Jerry Springer on a sofa with a 6 pack, sounds like it got well comfy.