22. Even is seccesion were possible...

...(and in this case, I wish it were) the Independent Republic of New Alabama--or whatever ridiculous thing they'd call it--would immediately fall into a protracted and stupid civil war between the pro-titty carwash and the anti-titty carwash folks. If only someone could film the whole thing. It could be aired on Wednesday nights right after "Survivor". I'd watch it. I'd sign his petition too.