From telling the world that he nicknamed his penis Gilbert to confessing that he once pooped in a crazy blizzard, Tatum revealed that he can be ridiculously human sometimes. Especially when it comes to making his favorite sandwich:

"Get ready: it's very complicated," he wrote. "Bread, white. Peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. Grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. Bread. And then some Cheetos shoved in there, and then you're good to go."

"That's like a psychological profiling question. Yeah, why not. I like to eat. Let's just be real about it."

On the rumor that he wore a T-shirt that read "I hate pizza" in seventh grade and got into a fight over it:

"Hahahaha what? No. But I fucking wish. That sounds like an awesome story. Because I don't hate pizza. If that did happen I would respect anyone that punched me because I wore that shirt. Because pizza is awesome."

On his Chili's order:

"Just a beer and some chicken crisps."

Bonus: On how he turns that frown upside down:

"Oh man. I love Pinterest. Swear to god. Just to not think about all the shit I have to do or what's going wrong, I just go and look at Pinterest. Or Flipboard."