OK, for those of you who don't speak Russian as well as I do, The title and contents of today's Blog is as follows:

Hello wonderful Russian people.

I've been wondering for a long time why I get so many hits from Russia. My statistics show that I get a lot of referrals from YANDEX.RU but I wondered if there was something in particular that you guys were looking for when you came here?

I mean, I don't talk about Vodka very often, or caviar or Saint Basil's Cathedral or... I don't know... Ivan The Terrible, but a lot of you come here every day. And drag me to the Gulag if you don't believe me, but I've no idea why?

My only clue is that there have been three searches, that have been popular in the past:

1: The Internet Saying2: I sit here on the verge

3: The doors lock

Do they mean something different in Russian? Are they song lyrics or names of organisations? Do they appear in a game or puzzle? I would really like to know.

If you could leave me a comment at the bottom of the page, preferably in English if that's OK, I got all of the Russian above out of a bottle - But I'm guessing that you can understand English, because you wouldn't be reading the Blog otherwise.

You could also send an email to: thechimpingdandy@hotmail.co.uk if you wanted to.

I would really appreciate it, thanks in advance.

(Of course, if you're an English person, maybe a representative of Her Majesty's Security Forces, Stuck in a hidden base in the Urals, just post something like 'The Owl eats Chocolate in the Night time' in the comments, so that I know not to bother you again - Sorry for breaking your cover.)