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Best Story Ever (CRACK)

Once there was a lady named Liliers she had a child named … well we don’t really know the name but let’s just call her “whore” .So she had a child, there were playing and the child left her mother for another lady… Liliers screamed out “WHORE!” to her child and left. The next day she gave birth to another child, the child’s name was Stephano. As always she would take her kids to the park and play with them, but this time she brought her “Best Friend” with her to the park. Liliers was playing with Setphano, but she noticed something different with him… ”You’re Drunk” said Liliers. Liliers assumed it was her best friend who got him drunk, the best friend knows it wasn’t her but Liliers didn’t believe her. So her beautiful friend grabbed Stephano by the arm, and Liliers tried getting Stephano but she ended up strangling him to death. Liliers blamed her friend for her son’s death. The next day Liliers had another kid named Uvah. Uvah was very different from her other children she had. He was skinny, tall, romantic, and bisexual… basically your typical French stereotype. She also took Uvah to play, but Uvah ran away from Liliers. A man caught him and took custody of Uvah… a few months later Liliers’ best friend took custody from the same man from Uvah. Weeks later Uvah realized he had twin that was the total opposite of him his name was Grape, but Grape had already died in terrible accident. Grape got ran over in rainy day... but that doesn’t matter he’s dead. Later that day Liliers and her best friend got pregrers and gave birth to two wonderful children. Her child’s name was Alfred, Liliers child’s name was Hero (I know it’s not the best name but what can we do about it… its Liliers). The same thing that happened last time happened again. Her best friend grabbed Hero by the arm again and Liliers tried grabbing him but ended up strangling Hero, but her best friend let go before any thing bad happened to Hero. Hero was okay but he did get a major mental disability. Her best friend sewed Liliers for saying that she killed her children, her best friend won. Now her best friend is an AWESOME lawyer and a great mother… and Liliers’ son Hero died, so she has no children and no money because her friend sewed and won. Liliers and her best friend still remain close to each other like if nothing ever happen.

(omg I'm so sorry I haven't finished my half of the art-trade yet, I've been so busy cos I'm starting my A-Levels in September and I have summer prep-work already I'll finish it as soon as possible, I royal promise! )