Dude Arrested For DUI Tells Cops He's An Owl

A Massachusetts man has been charged with third-offense drunken driving, failure to stop for police, resisting arrest, leaving the scene of property damage and disturbing the peace after police say he left his car, hid 30 feet up in a tree and rambled on about being an owl."

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When this drunken fool climbed up the tree, he became a sitting duck, unable to run away or fly away from the police.

The cops called firefighters to the scene, and a cop went up with a firefighter in an aerial ladder and arrested the odd bird.

It`s not unusual for firefighters to rescue a cat from a tree, but I bet this is the first time they`ve rescued a jackass who thinks he`s an owl.

I hope this dude had fun hooting like an owl in a tree, because now he`ll be a jailbird for a few months.

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