Sometimes, I can't get ahold of my boyfriend. And so, if also combined with boredom, and a vague need to speak to him as soon as possible, my messages for him end up something like this:

Me: Pudding cup!

Me: you no answer phone!

Me: why you no answer phone!

Me: babe?

Me: yo

Me: wake up

Me: ooooo

Me: that was a ghost

Me: waking you up

Me: ooooo

Me: that was a train

Me: waking you up

Me: i am SO surprised that those did not work

Me: ghosts are very scary

Me: i mean probably, i've never met one

Me: but i bet they are maybe

Me: what with going-through-walls powers

Me: of course

Me: i guess that's only useful if you also have the power of being able to pick things up and carry them through walls

Me: otherwise, you can't really do anything

Me: just go through the wall

Me: and surprise someone

Me: but then what is the poor ghost supposed to do?

Me: just stand there awkwardly?

If allowed to continue, I will, for pages and pages. Which is why, when Dear Darling finally notices the rambling, he immediately calls me. He might be attempting to cut the flow of words that I will probably make him read, but he also manages to do exactly what I wanted to happen. Only now, he ALSO wants it to happen.