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Famous Queen Victoria Story:
A famous admiral came to dinner at Windsor Castle, and he was partially deaf. The old sailor was boring everybody silly with his sea stories, so the Queen tried to nudge him in another direction, by inquiring about his wife’s health. The admiral, having not hear her correctly, answered quite earnestly, “Well, Ma’am, it looks as if we may have to turn her over and scrape her bottom.” The supposedly prudish Queen giggled until tears ran down her face, and she threw her napkin over her face to try to compose herself,