While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible large-phallus-shaped imprint on the Internet/cultural landscape/your dreams, AMC is concerned that our more-than-passing acquaintance with his scrote is distracting us from all the Serious Acting that Jon Hamm's penis has been doing.

During the sixth season filming, Mad Men producers had to "politely" tell Hamm to put underwear on: "This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination," a source tells us, "[and] Jon's impressive anatomy is so distracting."

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AMC has also taken to Photoshop throughout the series' run to make Jon Hamm's dick less prominent in promo shots. It's the end of an era! A look back, here, and here, and here, and here. And now, military taps, played by Jon Hamm's dick. [NYDN]

John Mayer and Katy Perry broke up. A source says it was over their schedules, but that seems to be the new de facto bullshit Hollywood excuse these days: "It's sad. It's not over until it's over. You have to see how things play out. She's leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work." Relationships between insipid Cool Whip-bra-spraying pop stars and grade-A douchey singer-songwriters ain't what they used to be. [MTV News]

''Never say never - and I certainly don't judge anyone who does it. But most of the characters I play are going through some kind of emotional turmoil, so my job requires me to have expression. If my face was froze, what right do I have to play that part? All the women who haven't done anything to their faces are still able to play great roles. 'And some of the ones who have done something have messed it up - they look freakish.''

Kelsey and Camille Grammer are fighting over their former "marital bed." [Page Six]

Kimye are considering naming their baby North. Which was Kanye's idea, and which I am ashamed to admit that I would kind of LIKE, except for the fact that it would be "North West," and, I mean, guhhhh. [Contact Music]