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lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me

jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@

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girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.