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A man on New York streets was spotted using his umbrella to shield his lit cigarette from the pouring heavy rain completely exposing his barely haired head. According to witnesses, the umbrella the man was carrying was too small that they suspect it...

Thirteen years and one day after the September 11th attacks, a new report has risen suggesting that the tobacco companies may have been behind the attacks in an effort to get more people smoking.
According to a former executive, who would only release the classified information upon anonymity, it was not al-Qaeda behind the hijackings and crashing of three airliners on September 11th, 2001, bu...

New research is suggesting that smoking is not dangerous, does not cause strokes, heart disease or lung cancer and, in some cases, may improve quality of life and increase lifespan.
The study and research, carried out by a conglomeration of scient...

One time 60 a day cigarette holder wielding Lady Penelope has offered to help Spoof Readers quit smoking. "The entire Thunderbird team was getting through a total of 6000 cigarettes a day in the 1970s" explained Parker, Lady Penelope's bit of rough.
"It was a little over the top on the smoking front. The thing was that everything was powered by fireworks - no C.G.I you see, and we all smok...

From medical professionals to friends and family, armed with a stockpile of statistics, smokers are increasingly bombarded with unsolicited advice to stop smoking. And on top of that we have a plethora of new laws prohibiting smoking in public places, private places, and places where no one could breathe anyway but are deemed areas too dangerous for the release of second-hand smoke.
So, to even...

Leading tobacco companies and cigarette makers are asking the public not to focus on the dangers of smoking but to switch their thoughts to the millons of people who smoked but did not die from smoking related illnesses.
"Not everyone dies from ca...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After consulting with several doctors who treat smokers, the US government has issued a warning regarding cigars.
The warning actually is addressed to those men and in some rare instances women, who smoke those 12-inch cigars su...

CHICAGO - Recent studies which were conducted at Chicago's Windy City Community College have revealed that the American middle class is shrinking.
Dr. Uriah H. Tillerwell, who has a Masters Degree in Statistical Stats and a Ph.D. in Crop Rotation,...

Cigarettes are generally considered bad for you. But here are a few things that may cast the practice in a slightly different light.
!.) Smokers get outside, away from their desks and computer screens several times per day. Since smoking is disallowed in virtually every workplace, restaurant, bar, or public building, smokers are forced out into the great outdoors.
Although they are unable...

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest.
Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver...

One of these days I hope to be President of some club or something because I feel kind of 'presidential' every time my friends and I go out and smoke some and play some golf.
This year I decorated my tree in blue and white lights with a Star of Da...

Dan Riley, 31, of Madison, WI announced in a press conference today that he no longer intends to quit smoking, and that everyone can just kiss his ass. Lighting a cigarette, Riley explained his decision, "I really wanted to quit, too; not anymore. Oh...

The sale of F cigarettes which are the proven effective way to give up E cigarette has gone viral with over one billion units sold worldwide.
Many people have become too fond of E cigarettes which helped people to give up cigarettes. A spokesperso...

A study, conducted by XNM LABS, has linked smoking cigarettes with the subconscious obsession of hiding one's lighter.
Scientists of XNM LABS studied 250 smokers, splitting them in to two groups, to perform the highly controversial double-blind t...

DENVER - The American Association of Retired Persons has filed a complaint with the state of Colorado.
The complaint states that since the state voted to decriminalize marijuana the amount of people smoking pot has increased by 4,000 percent.
A...

Washington - The clean living, chillum eschewing Big Dude on Capitol Hill hasn't had so much a whiff of it since Thanksgiving 2007 if forensic memories are to be believed.
Including this year's Martha's Vineyard vacation when some really cool weed...

With e-cigarette use on the rise, many are wondering whether the battery-operated device is the answer to the dangers posed by traditional burning tobacco. Here's a helpful list of pros and cons to help you consider if e-cigarettes are right for you.
PRO
• None of the health risks, all of the aesthetic coolness
• No longer feel guilty after visiting cancer-stricken uncle in hospital
• Might...

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