Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church. Employee #1: (humming along)Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like...a handjob during Golden Girls.Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.Employee #2: A baby pickle.Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is...like an orgy with old people. (pause)Supervisor : You took it too far.

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9AM Unless There's Cake. Unless There's Cake

Woman on intercom: David*, to the back office. David*, to the back office, please.David*on intercom: No, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.

Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag...my kingdom for a teabag.

Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes...
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.