Buff, NY *Ding* - Inappropriate. The TV and Movie edition

I haven't seen the thread for "favorite movie lines" come back so I'm going to start this off, but with a slight twist. In light of Disney's purchase of Star Wars and their clever ability to write lines into movies and tv shows that inevitably have more than one meaning if taken out of context, this thread will be a list of as many favorite lines from movies and shows that, as innocent as they are, leave us facepalming.

Please reference the movie or show that you heard this from.

I'll start it off with one from the previous favorite movie lines thread: