I filed to be a zoo so that I could be part of the red panda program. Everything was okay or at least arguable, but I couldn't do it in the end because to be a zoo in this state you have to have insurance for the public during viewing, and I could not give an account of my predicted traffic. Of course intended traffic is zero, but you have to have public viewings to be a zoo. So what do I do...buy insurance from Lloyd's for 15 minutes of traffic one day a year?

I filed to be a zoo so that I could be part of the red panda program. Everything was okay or at least arguable, but I couldn't do it in the end because to be a zoo in this state you have to have insurance for the public during viewing, and I could not give an account of my predicted traffic. Of course intended traffic is zero, but you have to have public viewings to be a zoo. So what do I do...buy insurance from Lloyd's for 15 minutes of traffic one day a year?

No red pandas for me, not mine

/csb

\zoology degree, so eat me, high and mighties

As disjointed as that story is, the state wouldn't let you set up webcams for public viewings? With the right lighting and/or cameras, you could have 24/7 viewings. Even Oklahoma has Intartubes (obviously, since you are online).