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Friday, August 3, 2012

Voter's Remorse or "Paradise By The Voting Booth Light" (P)

For your listening pleasure

Who could ever forget Meat Loaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights"? Well I was in the shower and I starting repeating a portion of the song "And now I'm waiting for the end of time to hurry up and arrive" and only an idiot like me would morf that into "And now I'm waiting for November sixth to hurry up and arrive"... How does the saying go? The rest is history...

"Paradise By The Voting Booth Light"

VOTER:

I remember every little lie

As if it happened only yesterday

Voting in the booth

And there wasn’t another candidate in sight

And I never had a president

Looking any better than you did

And all the other voters

They were wishing they were me tonight

Now our ballots are all so filled out right

They never looked so good, they never looked so right

And we’re going to be taken care of for life

Going to taken care of for life

C’mon! Vote right!

C’mon! Vote right!

Though it’s cold and lonely in the November night

I can see paradise by the voting booth light

OBAMA:

Ain’t no doubt about it

We were all so impressed

‘Cause we were barely eighteen

And we’re Obama blessed

Ain’t no doubt about it

Baby got to go and shout it

Ain’t no doubt about it

We were all so impressed

VOTER:

‘Cause we were barely eighteen

And we were all so impressed

Baby don’t you hear him saying

Hope and Change on the radio

I’ve been waiting so long

For Obama to come along and save our nation

And I gotta let you know

No you’re never gonna regret it

So open up your eyes, he’s got a big surprise

It’ll feel all right

He wants to make our country run

Now our ballots are all so filled out right

They never looked so good, they never looked so right

And we’re going to be taken care of for life

Going to taken care of for life

C’mon! Vote right!

C’mon! Vote right!

Though it’s cold and lonely in the November night

I can see paradise by the voting booth light

Paradise by the voting
booth light

You gotta do what you can

And let voter fraud do the rest

Ain’t no doubt about it

We were all so impressed

‘Cause we were barely eighteen

And we’re Obama

He’s gonna go all the way tonight

He’s gonna go all the way

And tonight’s the night

He’s gonna go all the way tonight

He’s gonna go all the way

And tonight’s the night

OBAMA:

Stop right there!

I gotta know right now!

Did you vote for me?

Will you vote for me forever?

Do you believe me?

Will you believe me forever?

Will you make your president for the rest of your life?

Will you even put up with my bitchy wife?

Did you vote for me?

Will you vote for me forever?

Do you believe me?

Will you believe me forever?

Will you make your president for the rest of your life?

Will you even put up with my bitchy wife?

I gotta know right now

Before we go any farther

Did you vote for me?

Will you vote for me forever?

VOTER:

Let me sleep on
it
Obama, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Obama, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Obama, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morningOBAMA:
Will you vote for me forever?

VOTER:
Let me sleep on it

OBAMA:
Will you vote for me forever!!!!

PRAYING FOR NOVEMBER SIXTH:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would vote for you to the end of time
I swore that I would vote for you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for November sixth
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think our country can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for November sixth
It's all that I can do
Praying for November sixth,
So I can vote an end to you!!

VOTER:
It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better that it is today

OBAMA:
I never felt so sad
It never hurt so bad
I’m going back to ChicagoDid you read "Dreams From My Dad"?

If I ever decide to do another Meat Loaf parody, please just shoot me!!!

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We're starting over after some dirt bag hijacked our original blog...Our followers from before know, but for the new comers, I tag team this blog with my twin brother the infamous (L)... I'm (P) the crazy old fart in the wheelchair... We've been absent of late, we're just now recovering from the 2012 election... We could almost forgive someone for voting for Obama once, but when this ASSHOLE was reelected, we figured it's time to turn out the lights, this country is just too stupid to survive.. After almost 18 months, it's time to Lock & Load, welcome to "The 2nd American Revolution"...