My friend comes up with odd things to say.

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8 minutes ago near Milan we mobile It
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about an hour ago we mobile It
Topa we Hass
10 hours ago near West Summer we mobile It
Topa we Hass
11 hours ago near West Summer we mobile It
What bilions yodeled instead of roared. I mean you can hear a lion' s roar from eight
kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodel in the middle ofthe african
savannah.
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Topa we Hass
23 hours ago near Milan we mobile It
The most important thing We learnt in all my years, is that it is a terrible idea to
drink from a cup while lying down.
Topa we Hass
Yesterday near Milan we mobile It
Can everybody comets my funeral in FBI outfits, and not say anything to my parents
so they think I lived a cool double life.
Topa we Hass
Can: tober 9 near West Summer we mobile It
Imagine ifyou sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest ofyour life.

1. Deadpool would be happy
2. There would be flash floods everywhere
3. "woman ya hear that, even the rest of the world knows you ought to be making me a sandwich"
4. It would probably be like the opening to 'Circle of life' in the Lion King
5. Chalk Zone
6. unless you have a straw
7. Come to a funeral in black suits and ties? Isn't that normal?
8. ¿Yo habla Espanol?

My mother has chronic heart failure. She has flat-lined in the ER twice so far and it's sort of common knowledge among the family that she isn't in the best of health.

Rather than being all depressed when discussing bleak subjects such as the contents of her will, what she would like done with her remains and the specifics of her funeral, she's simply requested that all she wants is to make sure I hire a nice, tall person to dress up in a convincing, realistic costume of the Grim Reaper to just stand around silently, face completely hidden, authentic-looking scythe in hand, for the entirety of the service and never say a word to anyone. No one else should be in on it, either.