The Valleys Cast Apologise To The People Of Wales!

The Valleyscast have apologised for their behaviour in the new season of the hit MTV show, which is due to return on April 30.

After calling an emergency press conference, they said: "We, the cast of MTV’s The Valleys, would like to apologise in advance to you, the good people of Wales, for the almost certain offence the brand new series of The Valleys may cause.

[uuid:]"After a period of deep reflection and soul-searching, we unanimously feel that the super-sexy drunken antics, flagrant nudity and general debauchery of the new series could be upsetting to those of a sensitive disposition."

They continued: "It was never our intention to shock or offend, but we freely admit that, in the heat of the moment, things did occasionally get ‘out of hand’.

"The nine-way kissing, for example, just felt right at the time. We can only ask that you forgive us."

Wannabe model Jenna went on to "personally apologise" for not exposing herself more often, "coz her bangers are well lush."