I can reload cock and shoot my airsoft weapon faster than anyone both sides of the Mississippi. Not to mention I can load .22 rounds and chamber them faster than any indivisual in the world. I can also quick reload a .45 Colt in 3.1 seconds which includes cocking it back and firing a round.

The above paragraph sounded retarded, so I decided to try speed reloading my airsoft M9 (which, I might add, is the closest I've ever come to owning an actual handgun, and I've had it for all of a week) and what do you know, 1.8 seconds. I'm not saying this to show-boat so much as to further ram home the fact that this kid is a special kind of dumb.

I'm gonna be honest, I find it kind of trashy how you're constantly posting about you fucking your girlfriend or her sucking you off. I mean shouldn't you have a bit more respect for her and for us. I'm pretty sure all of us with girlfriends mess around all the same but we don't feel the need to brag about it.