Dollar, Dollar Fight, Y'All

Family Dollar doesn't need your dollars, Dollar General. In a bidding war that had more "dollars" in its name than any before, Dollar General attempted to take over Family Dollar by paying $8.95 billion dollars this week.

However, Family Dollar already had a dollar companion: Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree and Family Dollar will merge, as they originally agreed to in late July. Dollar Tree will pay $8.5 billion for Family Dollar.