Somebody bought me a shirt?
The other day, I received in the mail
this shirt
of the alien half-breed, "Mr. Spork".
I'd love to thank my benefactor,
but the shirt arrived with absolutely no indication
of who might have sent it.
Was it one of you, oh my readers?
I've already questioned the usual suspects,
but they deny it.
It is only logical that you take credit for your generosity.