Cause he's about to get ruthlessly gangraped by a pack of giant, thundery tornado god-dicks.

"Areas from northern Illinois through western Ohio are at moderate risk of a widespread severe weather event, mainly in the form of damaging wind gusts, large hail and a few tornadoes, from Wednesday afternoon through the evening. Major cities in this moderate risk area include Chicago, Indianapolis, Columbus, and Fort Wayne,Indiana. "

I love it when there's some (natural) disaster in some US state and some guy (politician) in other state says bullshit like "our prayers are with the victims and their families..." which sounds for me like "cool story bro. I can't be arsed to do anything but I'll ask Jesus in my head. Maybe he can help!"