See one is only the Elected President of the United States, and the other made his billions off poor people and is willing to fark them over even more. But other than that they are completely the same.

Texas is a place where stupidity isn't bred as much as it is stewed to perfection. It's the land of Rick Perry, Louie Gohmert and Ted Cruz. There is no way in hell Wendy Davis wins that election. She might put up a fight, but that's the best she can hope for.

In a just world, Greg Abbott wouldn't be qualified to clean up the toilet after Wendy Davis emptied her bowels in it. Sadly, we do not live in a just world, and he will probably be the next Governor of Texas.