George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.Jerry: And if you do?George: I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.

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(George, Jerry and Elaine are sitting at a table. Jerry and George are wearing baseball uniforms.)George: Who gets picked off in softball? It's unheard of.Jerry: It's never happened to me before.Elaine: I remember saying to myself, "Why is Jerry so far off the base?"Jerry: I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life.(George consults his stat sheet of the game)George: And then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly?Jerry: I thought there were two outs.Elaine: I couldn't believe it when I saw you running. (laughing) I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something.Jerry: It was the single worst moment of my life.George: What about Sharon Besser?Jerry: Oh, well, of course. Nineteen seventy three.Elaine: Makes you wonder, though, doesn't it?Jerry: Wonder about what?Elaine: You know (looking up) the spirit world.Jerry: You think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?Elaine: I never saw anyone play like that.Jerry: But I went to the funeral.Elaine: Yeah, but that doesn't make up for killing her.George: Maybe Manya missed the funeral because she was off visiting another galaxy that day.Jerry: Don't you think she would've heard I was there?George: Not necessarily.(pause)Jerry: Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony?(Elaine laughs)

Jerry: I hate anybody who had a pony growing up.Manya: I had a pony!Jerry: Well, I didn't mean a pony per seManya: When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony. So, what's wrong with that?Jerry: Nothing. Nothing at all. I was just expressingHelen: Should we have coffee? Who's having coffee?Manya: He was a beautiful pony. And I loved him!Jerry: Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony? Who wouldn't love a person who had a pony?Manya: You! You said so!