Deadpool Minimal Short-Sleeve Shirt

JUST DON’T MAKE IT GREEN. OR ANIMATED!

Part of being a superhero is having the suit for the job. Green and CGI animated is pretty much never the right suit for the job. But we have the right suit for when it’s warm out and you need to take a load off. One that we think the Merc with the Mouth would approve of.

Short-sleeve button-down shirt featuring a couple of Deadpool’s weapons of choice, his logo, the eye holes around his mask, and a crosshair. Which should confuse anybody trying to draw a bead on you.

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.