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Stephanie Wahlstrom

Hey! Cute top! Flattery gets you everywhere, right? Seriously, though, I like what you've got going on over there. Anyway, my name is Stephanie and I am a Canadian writer living in London. I like to eat, travel and make people laugh. The Accidental Socialite is the name of my debut novel and this blog where you'll find tales of my mishaps and far too many references to bacon. Enjoy!

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2 months agoby theaccidentalsocialiteWhen you are basic and make your husband take pictures of you and then are kind of a dick about it and then a wave comes up and almost washes you out to sea but he doesn't save you and keeps taking pictures because, again, you're an asshole and you…