Smokin' Weed

>Be 14
>Have a friend who smokes weed with his cousin
>Drop by to his house
>He's so ******* high he thinks he can jump out of the window
>His cousin is encouraging him
>I get him down and tell him no
>He starts calling me a gay faggot
>Don't give a ****
>His cousin is the biggest drug dealer in Norway
>We live Iceland
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>He's asking my friend if he could sell some cocaine to people
>My friend accepts his job and tells me to follow him
>I follow him to make sure he doesn't think he's a feather again
>We go down to this place called "Sugar Mountains"
>Give you three guesses why it's called that
>A load of black guys and some white wannabes are there
>I stay behind to ensure my safety
>Don't give a **** about my friend anymore
>"Wassu' cracka, You have the dough?"
>He just simply replys yeah
>Look at guy in the back
>Wearing a Kung Fu Panda shirt
>Lel Panda is banana
>I walk up to him
>He's getting insulted for his love for Po
>He starts crying
>"Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda"
>Everyone's like wat
>It's panda
>He does a backflip behind the people who bullied that guy
>He sweeps them into the wall with his mighty panda cock
>He then starts anal on everyone
>I hide
>He sticks his dick through my friends ass
>scared to ****
>He uses the body of my friend to start masturbating
>He then sees the piles of cocaine on the table
>He gets mad
>"You think you'll get away with this?"
>The Black guy has a gun and starts shooting panda
>No effect
>Po then runs over to him and puts him down on all fours
>"Ska-doosh"
>He starts forcing his cock down his ass so hard that it's bleeding
>I start to cry
>the black guy crawls to the corner, Broken
>"Where are the dumplings?"
>What da **** d'you wan' ******?"
>"DUMPLINGS"
>Rips his legs off and eats them
>Watch the horrific scene
>He then stops and looks at the Kung Fu Fanboy
>He grabs his head and forces him to suck his dick
>He doesn't struggle, He wants to pleasure panda
>His mouth is filled with panda love
>Closes eyes
>So ******* scared
>Open eyes
>Panda is standing in front of me
>"You want a piece of me, huh? You don't know that I'm the DRAGON WARRIOR"
>He hits me to the ground and grabs my asscheeks
>He forces his Panda cock down my ass
>Goes so far it reaches out my mouth
>Trys to shout
>He quickly rips his dick out along with my organs
>He dissapears
PANDA IS LOVE
PANDA IS LIFE