I have a confession to make, I have never once read the "Read this before posting" Sticky. Just thought I'd share that - go on about your day.

Also have:

Torn labels off mattresses.
Ran the scissors.
Swam only 3 minutes after eating.
Don't always floss after every meal.
Sometime roll through stop signs and red lights while making a right.
I can make it San Jose in 50 minutes even when maps.google.com tells me it takes 67.

Your account will now be deactivated and will not be reactivated until you read the "Read before Posting" announcement. Don't be surprised if you're not reactivated in the next several months. I hate it when people roll through right turns on red.