Wait, I've seen this before. You must bring with you two pairs of black socks, one pair of Combat boot, one lack ski mask, two pairs of black pants, two pairs of Black shirts, one portable mattress and $500 personal burial money.

Sleeping must be conducted while standing, between the hours of 11pm and 5am.Sexual intercourse is prohibited, unless you promise to give my goat a go as well (this will be deducted from your twice monthly visitor quota).All noises are prohibited.It is forbidden to fall ill. If you fall ill, you must sleep outside until you recover completely, with a doctors' note to prove that you are well.You must wish death to America five times per day.

Gordon Bennett:This is when you send all of your mates around one at a time to view the room, each one blind stinking drunk and messily devouring a pork pie throughout the entire tour.

Nah. You move in with a fake name, and on day three, you throw an all night bacon party with a live DJ, and 45 of your closest friends. Cops show up? Who cares? I'm at my real home watching it all unfold on the installed webcam I left behind.

I remember seeing an ad on Craigslist for homes for rent at about 1/4th to 1/5th of average market prices. The catch was that the homes were for sale and your furniture was for staging. You'd be given 2hrs notice of when an estate agent would show up and you have to leave the house while they were viewing. Viewing hours were from 9 til 9.

Just for grins, I asked for a copy of the tenant rules. No clutter on the floors, no food with strong odors, all surfaces had to be clean, no smoking, etc... They also had to pre-interview you to see if your furniture was acceptable.

I briefly considered it, but I wasn't cool about having people showing up so late. What if I was in the middle of cooking dinner? They also never gave you a day off, so having company over was impossible. There was also no guarantee that you'd be in a house for more than a week, so you'd essentially be living out of a box. Then you have all of the abuse your furniture would suffer from all the moves.

/the agent who was doing this ended up having his license yanked and was being investigated by the state for breaking tenant law

Big Merl:Wait, I've seen this before. You must bring with you two pairs of black socks, one pair of Combat boot, one lack ski mask, two pairs of black pants, two pairs of Black shirts, one portable mattress and $500 personal burial money.

The first rule of al Qaeda training camp is you don't talk about al Qaeda training camp.