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From the moment your wife asked me to help plan your surprise party, I knew what I wanted to do. It was the perfect plan. I intentionally let it slip to you that she was planning to surprise you. Then offered to help you turn it around on her and surprise her. I convinced you how funny it would be to see the look of surprise on her face when she and all your family and friends arrived to see you standing there ahead of them.

Here’s a perfect example of the fact you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. Looking at me you would think I am just the everyday middle-aged housewife.

The faint redness in my eyes should tell you I may drink a bit too much. Smelling the cigarette smoke on my clothing would tell you I smoke too much. The smile may tell you that I am very friendly but it’s usually a smirk instead.

I absolutely adore being a humiliatrix. It’s a fairly recent term used to describe a specific type of female dominant. This type of dominant possesses a particular skill set in the particular art of erotic humiliation.

I met a guy in his early twenties last week at the coffee shop. Absolutely adorable. He was in town running some errands for his mistresses. A lesbian couple he lives with as their house boy and caged toy. I did a double take. This sweet boy before me did not look like he was involved that deeply with kink. I asked him for all of the details of his living arrangements with his lesbian mistresses.

I’m a fucking machine for sure. I love the waves of pleasure running throughout my body. There’s no feeling like an orgasm. I don’t know why anyone else fucks but I fuck to get off. I love riding a dick. Just writing this blog about fucking turns me on.

I enjoy outside sex by the open fire. Sometimes my husband and I will enjoy mutual masturbation there. I love watching him stroke his huge dick. He is usually telling me how he would be fucking me as he jacks off.

My yoga instructor mentioned a newer form of edging to me last week. She said that it was quite different and extremely pleasurable. She then suggested that I try it with my husband. Jason and I are always looking to try new techniques. We enjoy learning about new and different forms of sexual fetishes and experiences, so I was definitely interested.

I’m amazed every day by the number of small penis humiliation calls I get. I had no idea there were so many itty bitty clitty dicks out there. It’s a constant source of amusement for me. It’s so funny when you losers call me and try to prove to me that you could please a woman. Trust me, there is no way in the world that you could ever make a woman happy with a tiny dick like that…unless, of course, she’s laughing at you. And I do that a lot.

It was time for another high school reunion. I always love them, because I’ve stayed in good shape since graduation. People just compliment me right and left which feels amazing! This year, we had a dinner at a fancy hotel in Park City. It’s always gorgeous there, no matter what time of year it is and we all dressed up. I wore a new dress that hubby picked out. He has great taste and also knows what to get that is both elegant and sexy. He wore a tux, looking handsome as ever. My hair was coiffed, my breasts were spilling out of my black dress just enough, and my legs were sleekly peeking through one side slit, my feet in glittery blue high heels. I was ready to dominate that party.

My husband wanted a threesome. Which is something I was totally into. But we’re kinky so we wanted to try something different. He knew some of my guy friends were in the process of becoming women. In essence, they were already women but just at different stages of making it known on the outside. This intrigued him and turned him on. One specific friend had been very open in discussing all of the steps with my man and he found her to be very sexy. So, I invited her over for some fun.

I remember being a young girl and being so excited to find out if that boy in my class would give me the big Valentine Card that I so coveted. I remember that weak in the knees feeling as I checked my locker. Of course things have changed over the years and I do have my true Valentine. The one who supports me through everything and revels with me as I realize all of my dreams and desires.

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