Patton believed that combat fatigue was cowardice, and promised to shoot anyone exhibiting it. On a trip through a field hospital, he ran across a shell-shocked private. When the private claimed that he could "hear the shells flying overhead but not exploding," Patton became furious. He slapped the soldier in the head, waved a loaded pistol in his face and called him a p***y. Then he ordered him to the front to fight "so the brave soldiers in this hospital won’t be contaminated by this coward." That Patton was not punished as severely as he should have been for this deed shows that wall-to-wall counseling has a place in the US Army.

FREAKING AWESOME!!

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"If he is not breathing and will not obey a direct order to resume breathing, perform rescue breathing and then beat his --- some more after you revive him. If his heart stops, apply CPR and then recounsel him for inability to remain alive during a counseling session." Lolz