I considered joining the Marines sometimes soon, but I CANNOT get over the fact that they expect marines to fight life-size chess pieces, gigantic monsters, dragons and wizards with only 3 months of training:

He said something along the lines of "You know some country out there has a dragon that only the government knows about, why else would they have us training to slay dragons? I think Bush should call up whoever has the dragon and be all 'can we join your side?'"