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Yesterday

Yesterday, A Beer Drinker’s Lament(Sung to the tune of The Beatles’s song, Yesterday)

Yesterday, I used to only drink one can a dayNow, it’s up and down all the way, Oh I believe I’ve gone astray.

Suddenly, I am twice the size I used to be, There’s a beer gut hanging off of me,Oh yes, it came quite suddenly.`(Chorus) Why it had to grow, I don’t know, I couldn’t say,I drink all day long now I long, for yesterday.

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play,Now I cannot seem to find my way Oh I believe in yesterday.

(Chorus) Suddenly, I am half the size I used to be, There’s a pinky hanging off of me,Oh yes, it shrank quite suddenly.

Why it will not grow, I don’t know, I couldn’t sayI drink all day long now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, I used to only drink one can a day,Now it’s up and down all the way, Oh I believe I’ve gone astray.