Like a mommy blog. Except I'm not a mommy. And it's about extreme DIY and homesteading. And food, food, food. And gardening in fishnets. And moonshine makin'. And the fine mess I've gotten us into this time. So not at all like a mommy blog. Ok, you know what, just read the damn blog.

So I guess while things in Bad Mama Genny-land were busy storming and flooding and flaming and crying and power outaging and Xanaxing and funeral-ing and repressing and all kinds of oh hellz bellzing, your BMG’s fantastical mystery blue pumpkin plant was all, “Screw you guys. I’m climbing a tree.”

What can I say? Even my plants do their own weird, twisted, unnatural thing.

But, uh, if the following photos are any indication, this pumpkin won’t exactly be an anomaly:

And, uh, by the looks of this healthy leading edge, Destroyer Pumpkin has absolutely no intention of slowing its roll:

OMG LOLZ HI GUYS!

I will be picking pumpkins from a tree this year. And, no, your eyes weren’t deceiving you–those WERE indeed tomatoes and cucumbers intertwining with the tree’s foliage. That tree, man.

I’m just waiting for the rom-com version of this to come out. It will, naturally, be titled, “There’s Something About Tree.”

UPDATE: Since this went live a few hours ago, I’ve gone back outside to stare at my pumpkin tree whilst grinning stupidly. And have discovered that the pumpkin has sent out vines in another direction and CLIMBED A SECOND TREE. There are also 7 additional pumpkins on the vine that I failed to count the first time.