Ron Swanson of Parks And Recreation is a manly man who loves breakfast foods (and pretty, dark-haired women), his mustache, and retreating to his secret cabin in the woods. I hope Ron would like these gifts I've picked out with him and give me a firm handshake upon receiving them to show his genuine yet non-enthusiastic appreciation, as is his style. Maybe, just maybe, he'd even show me how to build a log cabin using nothing but an axe. -Bob

Hopefully this flask is big enough for Ron's thirst even though the guy can eat his weight in a breakfast meal. Maybe I'll buy him a few just incase one doesn't cut it, and fill it with the Swanson Family's Mash Liquor.