Oh friends! I don't want to ACT like a DRAMA queen here, but I just checked our calendar and realized that we have theatre tickets for this evening (part of a packaged series deal that I purchased well before the onset of Friday Night Pun War) Alas, the pun SHOW must go on without me this evening. With all of your great punning, I'm sure the STAGE is already set, for you to bring the HOUSE down!

OK we won't make a SCENE out of it or ACT up over it. We'll just waiyt in the WINGS until you get your LINES uncrossed.Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx 1895-1977

I also have mine, and if you don't like them ... tough, live with it.
Chris S 2017

Well, if the theme is up to me, how about I just float a topic to start with? I think there may be a lava puns to be foundry in playing off this wonderful issue those poor UK residents are flaming about. Shall we start up our volcano pun war while I run the daughter off for dinner?

Sorry to have been such an ash of a toast. It's been quite hot around here this evening. Seems like this may have been a wasteland of a night to have consumed this particular flow. Lava chances for interesting formations. But with the high ashen-tee rate, they went straight to the sea, like many other steaming flows. :-)

Yeah the place hasn't exactly been VOLCANIC around here without Yer TUBEular puns and such while You LAVAed US for the outing You had. But then Yers are really highly EXPLOSIVE, LAVAing My head off.What is BSGRobotech-Saga-WikiSW-wiki