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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.

I don't know what's going on with his chin when he's taking the offensive, but it's not a great idea. If he gets a punch to the face while he's jutting his jaw out like that, he's liable to lose some teeth.

It took some of those kids way too long to figure out that there's a quiet-loud-quiet pattern to these songs. It's a bit odd how many of them described the songs as happy. Maybe they automatically associate happiness with upbeat music, which is understandable.

Also, fuck that douche Jaxon and his douche name.

Edited to add: I wonder how the kids would have reacted to some less accessible songs like Radio Friendly​ Unit Shifter.

He admits to having never played a Zelda game. You can't really trashtalk the entirety of Nintendo gaming and then say you've never even played a Zelda game. He also says all the various Nintendo systems' hardwares have always been "garbage," which is demonstrably false.

Maybe the douchiest thing he says is that he doesn't understand "the point" of platformers. If you want a little viewer revenge, you can watch him not even know how to start up an NES game:

He loses his first life at the first goomba while playing Super Mario Bros. It's kind of delicious to watch. (To be fair, most of them lose their first lives in the same spot.)

Watching him do poorly despite presenting himself as Mr. Gamer reminded me of two of the times I played games with Jubbers's oldest younger brother. He talked up his gaming skills before playing Ms. Pac-Man with me. He also told me he was "awesome at all things Sonic" before we played the original Sonic the Hedgehog. In both cases, I dominated him in an epic fashion. (He would have smoked me if we'd played almost any newer game, but I'm particularly good at both those games.)

I couldn't detect any seduction despite the claim in the video title. Still, another fun interview. Man, I wish I'd had Craig Ferguson's flirting skills in my single days. Hell, I would have been happy with Ol' Beau Watkins's flirting skills.