Instead of substituting peaches for kiwis, how about we substitute vodka or gin for the fucking semen? How about that?

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It's my first time to see this head dropper thing. Here is the product that maybe you haven't seen yet; try checking Inflatable Crescent-Shaped Shampoo, in here.

Welcome, spader. Hopefully you're not just here to sell us crescent shaped shampoos, but that is a brilliant device. crazynurse has been complaining about not being able to wash her hair. I have twice described to her a process that is very old-school nurses' aide stuff, the "washrag shampoo," which takes some time (fifteen minutes or so), but uses real shampoo instead of that no-rinse stuff.

I can envision some problems with the inflatable, though. You WILL end up spilling water on the bed, and probably also the patient, when you pull it off the bed, even with the drain.

I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass.

Heh-heheh...

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I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that?

edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hello? Skulling?

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