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DATELINE, TODAY - Boardsville was today rocked by an unexpected eclipse, as though the very world itself had be, dare we say, turned upside down! More after this...

I'm Lee Go, here at the city of the unexpected and highly unusual phenomenon. As you can see behind me, there's a 30-piece train set where our beloved city once stood. At its height, our city boasted over 200 LEGO-Compatible blocks. Now, they all seem to be gone, like some angry and powerful titan just decided they wanted to play with something else.

I've spoken with several scientists, who are already postulating as to what this means. Apparently a leading theory is that our world is but a KidKraft Activity Table, and that our city and home might be existing in another dimension known, and this is sort of complex jargon here, as a "storage under the play board." I hope I pronounced that right.

According to the scientists, there's a greater than 50% chance that, very soon, the titan will be bored with the trains and decide to go back to the building blocks and- wait, wait- can you feel that? It's like some kind of- LOOK! LOOK! THE GROUND IS ROTATING! THE CITY IS COMING BACK! IT'S BACK! BACK LIKE IT NEVER LEFT!

Well, we'll certainly never forget this day. Unless, of course, we really are just imaginary people in a child's dream. But if THAT were true, surely our most popular figures would all have weird and childish names like "Ga Ga" and "Boo Boo" and...

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