Guys, we’re almost free. We’ve almost gotten through the entire thing. We can finally live happily again! We never have to read this fanfic ever again! Are you excited? I’m excited.

Anyway, last time, we learned that Ebony is a polygamist, that you can hum prayers with words, and all of our main characters are part cat. And now, without further ado, I present the end of My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside. Let’s begin.

What’s up preps? It’s Angie back again with another edition of Angie’s Torture Hour, which is ironically the plot of My Immortal 2. But I’m back!

So…here’s the thing. There’s only four chapters in this part. Let me explain.

I was compiling the chapters I was going to do into my Google Doc, and I realised that some of the chapters in the next group of five are surprisingly long. Not extremely long, but long as far as My Immortal chapters go. So I’m only doing four chapters today. But the fourth chapter is the length of two average chapters. So don’t hate me. Next week, I will finish the fanfic, and then return with another fanfiction. See if you can guess what it is.

Also, one last thought. Last time, if you weren’t here, we learned that there are at least two different Voldemort’s, Smashing Pumpkins and Panic! At the Disco are essentially the same band, and that Tara and Justin broke up. Okay? Let’s begin.

Hey guys, gals, and non binary pals! Welcome back to this monstrosity. If you forgot, last time I complained about coffin prices, we got the best chapter so far (but that’s not saying much), and you learned how much a galleon is worth. Read the rest of this entry »

Hello, I’m the Wheel, and I’m back with the sequel to Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf! The author, KingAurthr2, abandoned this story after only two chapters, so I can cover it in one shot. So without further ado, let’s get started!

Hey bastards! I have returned to everyone’s favorite fanfiction, My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside. (AKA, the sekwel that wasn’t really a sekwel.)

If you didn’t bother to read the first riff, you haven’t missed much. Ebony yelled abracadabra at Voldemort, Britney got the credit, Ebony and Draco got in a fight for no reason, and Ebony and B’loody Mary went to a Fall Out Boy concert.

Title:Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the WearwolfAuthor:KingAurthr2Media: Book/MovieTopic: Harry Potter / Lord of the RingsGenre: Mystery/AdventureURL: Chapter Six
Critiqued by The Wheel

Hello, I’m The Wheel, and welcome to the final installment of my riff on “Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf!”

Last time, Lupus, Saruman, and McGonagall arrived at Hogwarts, only to find that the names of the school houses were different in the past, in a blatant contradiction of canon. Lupus and McGonagall were sorted into “Buffalo Charge House,” which is apparently Gryffindor, while Saruman was put in the precursor to Slytherin, “Ghost Hand House,” which makes me think of the High Five Ghost on Regular Show. The next day, Lupus and McGonagall had a Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson with a teacher who turned out to be Moldermore (Voldemort’s father) in disguise. Moldermore tried to kill Lupus, but Lupus escaped and ran to Dumbledore’s office.

Hey, hi! My name’s Angie. You may know me from the particularly horrendous “Quarter Quell” series of Ice Age/Hunger Games fanfiction. I acknowledge they were awful and I probably would riff them now if Herr Wozzeck hadn’t done so beforehand. I’m a guest, and I’m here to rip apart the timeless story of sekwelitis.

A few years ago, Lyle did a critique of My Immortal, the infamous ‘Worst Fanfiction Ever’. And now, I have decided to tackle the unofficial sequel.

Yes. There’s a sequel. Three, actually.

And here is the worst of them.

Also! This story has lots of referencing to cutting wrists and things like that. There’s my disclaimer.