Do the Cunt Wanglers merely exist to rep each other like Bwain abusing even TWATs panel, or is there some more sinister end of days reason that you all run like Ebola through an arsehole.

No need for a question-mark, only a branding tool. Not to brand anyone else you fail to understand - unless fucking accidentally stoving your own bonce in with it counts as a branding mechanic, and the blunt-force sales-force for part of your marketing and promotional plans moving forward.