Given he was at a library though, I don't think we're looking for just any kangaroo...-puts on sunglasses-We're looking for one that's erodite.YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!(Someone should have seen that coming)

"Amazing, this poor boy was killed for nothing more than the new Pokemon game; his stomach is﻿ completely torn apart.""Hmm, well it seems to me that the killer..."*Puts on sunglasses*"Just used Slash."YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!

Joined: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:40 amPosts: 812Location: North by East West, work that puzzle out ;)

Re: The Horatio Game

"We found this alternative metal guitar player dead with his metal spine torn out""Well it looks like our killer"-puts on sunglasses-"didn't like nickelback"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (i know it's rubbish cooked up in 3 seconds)

"My whole day is not ruined just as long as I can..."*"drops sunglass's, they shatter"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*small pauseYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Who said that?"

"sir this man was found underwater in a frozen lake, he appearsto have been drowned""Well, I guess he was walking..."*puts on sunglasses*"...on thin ice"(YEEEHHAAAAAAAA!!????)

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Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:00 pm

Onlythebassist

Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:35 pmPosts: 247Location: Angleterre

Re: The Horatio Game

-Witness was a customer at a barbers, said the killer tried to assault them with a razor but fled the scene when they spotted a group of people looking in from outside the premises.-Well, it seems that was...*puts on sunglasses*-A close shave.YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH!

Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:28 pm

Seth

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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 amPosts: 5507Location: We outch hyah

Re: The Horatio Game

Man killed trying to steal cigarrettes from a convienience store

well they always told me*puts on glasses*those things'll kill youYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"Many a peacock hides his tail from every eye—and calls it his pride."-A dude that's smarter than me

"The man was a booky for one mob, but an assassin for theother, you can understand why he's like this now...""Well, he should have known...."*puts on glasses*"...he had it coming both ways".YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain

Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:37 am

Mettlebird

Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pmPosts: 315Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?

Re: The Horatio Game

Officer! A man just robbed me with a knife to my neck! I gave him all of my stuff because he was going to stab me!Well, it seems that you...*puts on sunglasses*...got the point.YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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