Favorite Mr. & Mrs. Smith Quotes

John Smith: [talking about their predicament] So what do we do, Jane? Shoot it out here? Hope for the best?Jane Smith: Well, that would be bad because they would probably ask me to leave once you are dead.

Marriage Counselor: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?Jane Smith: 8.John Smith: Wait. Could you clarify? Is 10 the highest? 10 being perfectly happy and 1 being totally miserable or...Marriage Counselor: Just respond instinctively.John Smith: Ok. Ready?Jane Smith, John Smith: 8.

John Smith: [angry that Benjamin had blown their cover] You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It's the first thing you learn!Benjamin: Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the day of don't marry the enemy.

[John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar]Jane Smith: Where've you been?John Smith: I just went down to the sports bar. Put a little money on the game.Jane Smith: How'd you do?John Smith: I got Lucky.