As much as your attempt at humour is appreciated you really need to get
facts correct IF you are discussing our very own resident Toaster Tech.

1) Philthy does NOT have a boss (he is un-employable)
2) He runs (ha!) his own small hobby business from home.
3) A three week turn around is unheard of accomplishment for this guy
(23hrs/day surfing the net)
4) After Philthy left Uni (and that's a story in itself) he was employed by
the mob that repaired Flame Linears and he was allegedly dismissed for
"upsetting" customers and that was 30 years ago.

Believe it or not I actually turned down a job a couple of years back, where
one part of the job was actually *designing* toasters! (yes, right here in
Sydney).
I don't think I could have held my head up in aus.electronics being known as
the chief toaster designer!!
Actually, it was a pretty cool toaster, temperature controlled plates meant
the toast could never burn. A perfect light brown every time. No idea if
they ever got it to market.

They guy who runs the company and owns a patent on some aspect of this
recons that it does in trials they have done.
He said you can leave the bread in there as long as you want, provided it
follows the right temperature profile it will never burn.