Why Is The Burger King Hanging Out With Hot Naked Chicks?

We’ll keep this post short because the video is short (not to mention silly and ultimately worthless), but it’s been bugging us since we saw it Monday evening. Here we have a bunch of large Russian gentlemen washing and flogging and beating out their body’s demons… and then a very American Burger King hanging in the steam room with two babes who cover their boobs with their long hair. We’re not sure what this is trying to tell us other than: “If you want to keep being Russian and retaining that lame, fat-guy identity, you’ll end up jerking off while us awesome Americans come in and take your women.”