A mix of celebrities including Jeffrey Ross, Jon Lovitz, William Shatner, Kate Walsh, Steve-O and Mike Tyson were on hand to roast Sheen. “How much blow can Charlie Sheen do?” asked Lovitz. “Enough to kill ‘Two and a Half Men.”‘

Sheen sat on a throne throughout the proceedings and reportedly took the ribbing in stride. Afterward, he declared himself immune to jokes. “Once again, I have come out unscathed … Did you really think your little jokes were going to hurt me?” he asked. “I’m done with the ‘winning,’ because I’ve already won. This roast may be over, but I’m Charlie Sheen, and in here burns an eternal fire. I just have to remember to keep it away from a crack pipe.”