CLOVER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!

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In light of Rick Perry's threats to cede from the union, I feel that as a nation, we need to take swift action in a bold new direction. Presenting, the dark horse (or whatever) candidate, Clover Field.
Clover Stands at 25 stories tall, that's more than any other presidential candidate in history!

Clover has shown incredible aptitude for leadership during his (her? we're not sure) tenure as the supreme-bad-motherfucker of Manhattan, NY.

When asked about plans to lower the deficit, Clover totally killed the shit out of our cameraman.