I liked this review. I thought it was rather well-done, and the intro was clever. Haha. It's probably a good thing you didn't treat the game the same way you did in your blog because that might have set too negative a tone and thus led to another debate or something.

What espiga does in his free time[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

"The DS has become a port system. This is... well, I'm not sure what it means. Sometimes I'm grateful, because it brings me (and a new generation of gamers) classics like Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy 4.

Other times it fucks things up royally. Like in Syberia."

I'm not sure why I didn't, actually.

On the other hand, I always try to be fair, especially when I haven't beaten a game. For all I know, everyone who beats Syberia DS gets free blowjobs. All I can say for sure is that the first few hours of the game are exceedingly painful.

Hey, I should've put those lines in there, too. Dammit!

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Welcome to (currently) the only DS version walkthrough for Syberia. If you're reading this because you want to know what the game's like before you buy it, don't bother. Don't buy the game to begin with. It's head ache after head ache, and more stress than the short game is worth. Buy the PC version instead for $10. The thing with the DS version is that it's been cut down quite a bit so that only the most important things remain, but there are still enough plot holes to confuse you.

Isn't that encouraging?

Also, most of the things that you have to do in this game are never explained. There are no clues to lead you to the next point. You have to stumble around and figure it all out on your own. Or you used to. Now I'm here. :-D "

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."