“A Binder Full of Shemales”

If I can’t make it as a porn star, I’ll settle for being a sexy secretary.

My years working as a high-end escort have well prepared me for this newest role. Classy yet slutty, Bimbo-like but actually probably smarter than my boss (clients), I’ve got the part down pat.

My attitude might seem appalling to feminists. But I’m just so happy to get the job, particularly given the employer’s unconscionable lack of “a binder full of shemales.” (It’s not as if we expect maternity leave coverage or anything.)