So my mom asked me if I would get her a lawn tractor. Like, buy her a lawn tractor. Here's how that conversation went:

Me: You really want a lawn tractor?My Mom: Yeah, can you get me one so I can ride around on it? Just for a day?Me: I'm sure we could rent you one...My Mom: No! I don't want to rent one. I want to have it all to myself, for a day!Me: [pause] Isn't that what renting is?