A lot of people were going batshit insane in the pit. This show was quite schizophrenic and everyone seemed off their meds, especially the band.

We don’t know how many meds they didn’t take. Regardless, “Full of Hell” was certainly full of extreme grind action and attitude, fulfilling everyone’s thirst for violence. Great fucking show, fellas.

Now, for the main event. The ones which fully ignited the crowd’s expectations of getting railroaded in the ass by solid fire.

These hardcore veterans from the death metal halls of glory, did not wait a single whole second before dunking you headfirst into the flames.

“Immolation” entered Hard Club, they said “Sup Porto” and immediately right after death metal filled the room, people started orgasming and squirting fire from their nipples, or other equally “squirtable” orifices.

That last part might seem slightly exaggerated, but trust me, there were orifices.

There’s a reason why people cum when you mention Immolation. They’ve been around since before we, you, your parents and grandparents, were born, you can almost taste their honed death metal skills from years of touring and blasting.

How people didn’t spontaneously combust during the show, I’ll never understand. You could see it in people’s faces, that look that they could erupt at any moment and whirlwind their panties in frantic motions of pleasure, through each thump of the drums and chug chug of the riffs.

The pit swirled beautifully until the last echo flickered out of existence.

A massive extreme metal experience right here!

So, if you see any of these bands around again, get some fucking tickets and go tear your heart and brains out in the fucking pit!