Where the Nurses are Pretty and the Doctors are Pissed

people have long had the idea that the nose is somehow connected with genitalia. the most common misconception is that men with large noses are also well endowed in the trunk department, a story possibly started by men with large noses who were having trouble getting laid.

there were conflicting ideas about whether or not having sex was good for a cold. one school of thought supported the idea that nasal discharge could be dried up with a dose of sexual intercourse, another advised men to “abstain from warmth and women” at the first sign of a cold or catarrh. sex releases adrenaline which increases blood flow to muscles and opens up the airways. it also shrinks mucous membranes reducing congestion so temporarily at least it could dry up a runny nose. or you could try this method for clearing out your blocked nasal passages……

I’ll never sleep again! Well, not so soundly that I cannot feel a slithery sliding across my face! I am so totally snakeophobic that this has sent me over the edge into a form of madness from which there may be no return!

Silverstar: I wish that were true for me. when I have a migraine all I can do is curl up in a ball in a dark room and try not to vomit. do you mean it can stop one from occurring when it’s still at the aura stage….?

Oh, yes indeed… sex can cure the morning after hangover; and speeds the cold cure; and heals the blues; and even if it doesn’t, it sure as hell feels good trying. So much so that it’s worth trying again if it didn’t work the first time.

But seriously should sex cure a hangover, isnt an orgasm an acute pain sensation, realeasing (endorphins?) natural pain relief… maybe someone that knows more about biology could help, man wheres a nurse when you need one