George Lopez & Guy Fieri Have New Jobs [PHOTOS]

’m not really sure how this announcement is supposed to re-cast George “America’s Mexican” Lopez and Guido “Guy” Fieri, except to say they have new jobs. I liked them both plenty fine before, and I like them now. But any press conference that gives us press corps free lunch…

Carnival Cruise Lines is, over the course of the next three (3) years, spending $500 million in updating their fleet of boats. (What recession?) Guy Fieri is in charge of re-casting the “all-American burger” (no matter that the burger is GERMAN in origin…) and the rest of the menu on the fleet, while George Lopez is in charge of schooling the comedians & other forms of entertainment.