>>13425691Eh, fine. This guy has the first six volumes. I'll have to upload seven later, and no I'm not stopping long enough to upload seven or the Claudia special now. You're shit out of luck on those.

My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No, friends, I love war!

I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.

Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds.

And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.

Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stands with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.

I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the Jabo flying overhead.

>>13426005Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?"

Letzes Battalion: "Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg, krieg, krieg!"

Major: "Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But.. After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has never known!

We are but a single battalion.. The remnants of of defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires will burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!

At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander:

Friends...let's bring them Hell."

Long quote short :-REAL Vampire Nazis are not in Hell because they are too busy bringing Hell to Earth.

>>13427394Isn't there a copypasta story about a Mother Venus-type character being played by an ultra misandrist?P.S. Anyone else think its weird that the more evil you are, the better your rewards? Commit a murder and feel bad? You're a victim now.Cut out and eat the hearts of women while you fuck their corpses, and enjoy every minute of it. Enjoy doing the same thing in Hell!

>>13427444Evil is part of the natural cycle of things, you will always have evil just like you'll always have good. So it would make sense that you're rewarded for amount of evil you do, but you're still damned. I would like to know, what's this Limbo they talk about?

>>13427444if I remember correctly, when they are talking about 'karma' they mean it in a literal sense. The ones who have no or very little karma don't resurrect, the ones that have various low levels of karma get resurrected as various victims such as ghouls and etc. The ones that have high karma, such as the big baddies of the world, get resurrected as vampires.

They are so powerful because they are the tethers that keep their victims in hell. I don't know if they mentioned it, but Hitler is actually a vampire that Dracula sealed and imprisoned for all time because if anyone took him prisoner, they would hold hostage millions upon millions of victims that keep the world running and if anyone killed him... well imagine if a third of the work force/food supply of the world vanished instantly.

Btw, if a vampire is killed his victims die or move on or something like that.

>>13427568If you read into it, it becomes clear the reason they're in Hell isn't because they're victims; it's because they want revenge. They can't let go of their hate for the people who killed them, and follow them to hell so they can destroy them forever.

Unfortunately, Hell doesn't give a damn about their desire for justice, and the murderers hold all the cards.

>>13427568The idea is that some people get dragged to hell by their killers when they die, it is because the victim can't get over what was done with them and because of that their negative emotions cause them to be stuck there.

Hence the "They haunt you until you go crazy or are killed" thing. Though I think if they somehow manage to forgive you then they can pass one.

>>13427847no, it was said that if a vampire dies, they get put back on the wheel or reincarnation, thus they are born again. The whole thing about Requiem is that he was another vampire that died, was reborn as a nazi, and then died again.