A University of Missouri student decided Sunday that he suffers from ADHD after taking a dosage of the drug adderall. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, or ADHD, is a psychiatric and neurobehavioral disorder most commonly associated with inattentiveness. The disorder has grown in popularity over the last decade thanks to a combination of awareness for the... MORE »

This week I have a lot of work. I am also creating the greatest article ever written for campus basement of all time in the history of the world ever. While you are waiting, please enjoy my KFM: C. Kthxbai. MORE »

It’s time for the last adderall binge push. One more round of finals season, and my 16 years of taking tests and writing papers will be over. After 16 years of schoolwork – yes I’m including elementary school, because multiplication tables were fucking hard – I should have finals studying down to a science. Honestly,... MORE »

Anyone with roommates knows the frustration of the A.M. Bathroom Shuffle. That smelly game of musical chairs where you want to take time for your morning ablutions, but you want to avoid the stench of the morning deuce that preceded yours. Sometimes, you lose this game. Sometimes, you have to brave the wild and lawless... MORE »

The oh-so-amazing Hofstra Law School is being sued as per se* part of a class action law suit by a lawyer with a name suggesting connections to a famous jeans company. One may suggest this to be a conspiracy urging more lawyers to wear jeans in the courtroom. Others believe this would not have happened... MORE »

Never have I ever seen a trend blow up so quickly and so awesomely as the new “SU Memes” page on Facebook. I originally imagined memes as being more of an inside joke between reddit users and other internet communities, but now that they’ve become [Hipster Mermaid voice] “sooo mainstream,” college students are using everything from... MORE »