The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Group Type: Irreverent Comedy!
Welcome to the Church of The FSM, Oh ye loyal Pastafarians! May his noodly appendage be gracious upon thee! As for you heathen non-believers in his holy spaghettiness... boil in spaghetti sauce for eternity!!

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1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don'tBelieve In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides,…Continue

So you want to be a Pastafarian?Great. Consider yourself a member. You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don’t need to pay anything. How to help the churchYou can do that by spreading…Continue

Jon, good-man, you seem much knowledgable in the church. You are an asset to the Pastafarian community. Therefore, as Priestess Skycomet, in the powers given to me by his holy noodliness, I name thee an administrator of this group, as Priest Jon. Please use your powers for the good causes, especially that of evangelism, dear brother in the noodles.

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.