Obradma knows how to excite a population — with his political views, he incites cheers; when he takes off his shirt, he incites fainting spells. He knows that the poorest and neediest in the U.S. are the ones who need our help the most right now.

And Hillangelina!

Hillangelina is smarter and better-informed than the rest of you, and she knows it. She holds a new kind of power rarely seen, and she never appears caught off guard in public.

Who gets your vote?

PS — Obradma, get some chapstick! Please! It hurts me to look at those lips!