We go to the Maldives and the children go to Pontins, says Kirstie Allsopp

5th June 2018

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KIRSTIE Allsopp has explained that she and her husband regularly fly to the Maldives while her children go to Pontins in Prestatyn.

The TV presenter regularly books herself and her husband for a fortnight of seven-star luxury while her children do half-board at Prestatyn Sands, which is more than they deserve because they don’t even have jobs.

Allsopp continued: “When my children have their own television careers then they can pay for themselves to enjoy a tropical paradise. Until then they’ll be watching tired-eyed clowns tie balloon dogs at a working class holiday compound.

“They especially love the bingo. Well, poor people do, and children don’t have any money, ergo they’re poor, ergo they love bingo.”

She added: “Children can be very costly but the plan is to keep them for a few years, make them bigger and then flip them for a tidy profit.”