Oinkey Atack was the CWEM R on York back in the early 90s sharp as a fcuking knife and he mercilously used to denigrate the Tiffs, he got his nickname (which he fcuking hated by the way) one afternoon leaving the mess one of the lads shouted Oi (cos he did his regular thing and didn't chit for his beer - Don't fcuking call me Oink he says (he had more than a passing resemblance to Pinky and Perky) and the name stuck even when I found his crusty wank sock under his pillow one day while securing the lazy fat fcukers pit for action

Flight deck officer on Hms Victorious, was known by one and all on the Flight Deck as TEN TO TWO. You only had to look at his feet angle , whilst flaging the green at Launch.To understand why:laughing2:

Pilot on 820 with the surname, Hunt. Instead of the predictable 'Mike', this guy was known as Isaac. He took it really well and even had name badges made up with Isaac Hunt written on them. It was funny watching the gentry eventually figuring t out at the cocktail parties and guffawing into their G&Ts.