2 books, 3 books, it’s all the same. It’s like the 15 commandments. God was a little cranky when he was talking to Moses. He had a small case of gonorhea. So he just wanted to get rid of Moses. He had three items with him but just gave Moses 2 with these words: take these two tablets and call me in the morning.(Partly Mel Brooks)

Brian Peacock wrote:When the Mormons come a-knocking, ask them if they have a Bible with them (they always do) and to read out Matthew 6:1.

They'll throw Matthew 28:18-20 back at you.

At that point I just take the bible and smash them over the head with it..

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