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Is the lack of a San Franciscan winter getting you down? Doesn’t shopping always make you feel better? Probably, until you realize how broke you are and that you can’t really afford to go shopping anyways… We have a solution for all you broke-ass guys out there! Come cheer yourself

This Thursday night, head down to Bricks and Mortar Media in SOMA for some art, alcohol and …animals? Yes, animals. Let your animal instinct out at a themed art show entitled “We Are All Animals.” Oakland based artist Mary Marxen has gathered up 25 up-and-coming local artists to show their

If you are like the majority of Americans, one of your New Year’s resolutions is to read more. And again, if you are like the majority of Americans, you will not actually do this. So why don’t you call a spade a spade and try being read to?! It worked

My fascination with graphic designer Jason Munn, also known as The Small Stakes, began in college when I was given a Modest Mouse poster for my birthday by a jerk who subsequently stole said poster when we moved out of a shared apartment three years later. Though that relationship didn’t

I’m gonna throw a word atcha: Cheddar. I’m gonna throw another two words atcha: Bay Biscuits. If you’ve ever been to Red Lobster in your life, you know about the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. These biscuits are possibly the greatest thing ever invented and though they’re a free item, technically

Open studio strolls are a great way to see a broad cross section of local art and down a wide array of cheap beer and spirits. I don’t need to tell you it can be an art-appreciating scavenger’s paradise. So, I’ll tell a story instead. Although I’m writing

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