Joke: How did the Engineering
Student Get His Bicycle - Fortune

Joke: How did the Engineering
Student Get His Bicycle

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one
said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer
replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the
bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what
you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, and said: “Good
choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”