Two writers from The New Republic, definitely friendlies, sat down with Barack Obama a few days prior to his second inauguration. INTERVIEW

Below, HBO’s Bill Maher and panelists dissect Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul’s turbulent questioning of Sec. of State Hillary Clinton. Many suspect that they’ll be running against each other for the presidency in 2016.

DOCTOR BUTTLOAD: This good looking rascal invited women to his motel room where. pretending to be a medical professional, he would inject their bodies with liquid and close the wound with Krazy Glue. Seems legit.