Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.

Proteios1:Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.

Tigger:Proteios1: Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.

What the merry fark are you talking about?

Irony there, one of the many comedic tools we'll be using this morning.

macadamnut:Tigger: Proteios1: Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.

What the merry fark are you talking about?

Irony there, one of the many comedic tools we'll be using this morning.

The Moscow Times also reports that although most gay Russians don't wear tattoos to indicate their sexual orientation, former prison inmates are more likely to sport a tattoo - sometimes which has been forcibly applied.

Become a Russian prison biatch, you are now considered gay to the Russian military.

/The weird part is, is the prison sentence or the former prison biatch an issue to the Russian military.

As anybody who has ever seen a porno movie (straight or gay) knows, it will just mean that you have an army full of young gay virgins, ripe for the plucking by muscular older officers.

And judging from all those photos of Russian troops I've seen everytime the Russian armed forces do something stupid, their privates are more than half virgins as it is. There's scarcely a lad over 18. If you're 25 they call you "the Old Man".

Russia has the prettiest army in the world, unless you prefer Asians, in which case it is China.

The only way Russia could make its armies any prettier and gayer is issue My Little Ponies to their cavalry.

FTFA: The antigay climate from Russia's government has recently been on display as lawmakers consider a "gay propaganda" law that would ban anyone in the country from talking about homosexuality if it could influence minors. The law is modeled after one already passed in St. Petersburg. Protestors who staged a kiss-in this week outside the Russian parliament were met with violence from self-identified members of the hardline Russian Orthodox Church.