Lot Lizards at the Pilot

Whens the best time to stir up some lot lizards down at the pilot truck stop? Now, I aint looking for no run of the mill fillin station tail neither, theres all sort of that. I'm looking for some good quality workin women who know their way around a stick shift. Every time I go down there looking I just end up going home with a foot long pizza sub and a dry pecker. What am I doing wrong?

I haven't seen any lot lizards there lately, but I did see a lot rhino there the other day. There was a gal out there peddling tail that had an ass two ax handles wide. If you call her a lot lizard, I guess that would be the biggest damn lizard I ever saw. I don't know what she charges, but I sure as hell hope she doesn't charge by the acre.

Whens the best time to stir up some lot lizards down at the pilot truck stop? Now, I aint looking for no run of the mill fillin station tail neither, theres all sort of that. I'm looking for some good quality workin women who know their way around a stick shift. Every time I go down there looking I just end up going home with a foot long pizza sub and a dry pecker. What am I doing wrong?

keep on and you will get something u dont want plus when your wife finds out she will KILLU.

LOL this is to funny! if your in the Pilot earlin in the morning. Theres a girl that works in there. Name is Leah! Shes kinna cute. I heard she has been in a few rigs before and after work. Hit her up! I think she works 1st shift. Ive often seen here in there in the morning, early!

What's really bad is when one of the drivers out of there walks off and leaves his family for one of the trashy a** things. Maybe he will learn when he is sitting at the health dept with something Ajax won't take off.

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