buckler:Wait, you mean the doughnut thing is supposed to involve another person?

Heh

CSB: I used to drive an ambulance, and one night, in a bar, a random drunk asked me (nudge, nudge, know what I mean style) "You ever have sex in the back of the ambulance?" to which I replied "What, like, with another person?". I then walked away because...creepy!

OK I'm not one of those people who claims to have a huge cock or anything, but you gotta be a bit diameter challenged to fit a doughnut without ripping it to pieces. Who the hell wants a sticky sugary mess (with sprinkles, from article picture) on your junk?

Food, chocolate sauce, etc all sounds kinda good and maybe even kinky, but I've always found anything that decreases the amount of lubrication or increases friction to be less fun. Then again, a 16 part blow job with frequent snack breaks for the blower, doesn't sound like much fun either.

FTFA:"White says that the tips that made the magazine in her era were culled from staffers' own sexual histories or else crowdsourced from reader-submitted entries, which were presumed to be road-tested but were not fact-checked."

That's a strange and elaborate way to spell "made up on the spot by the editorial team".