Political, Social, and Religious Ravings from a Texas Conservative

Ahhh, Here’s Our Problem

Maxine Taylor, a former on-air astrologer for CNN took one look at President Obama’s birth certificate and said “Ahhhh, here’s our problem. Based on the date, time, stars, etc… Obama should have gone into public relations rather than politics.”

Taylor stated “He would have been a great public relations person… He would be a very good spokesperson for whatever it is he believes in.”

Wow! That astrology stuff sure is uncanny! Who would have thought that Barack was a great campaigner and public relations guy… but a boob when it comes to actually governing? Had we only known…

With other mind-blowing accuracy, Taylor looked at a few of people’s charts and revealed:

I just found the story funny because “the stars told her” something that everybody and his dog have come to realize over the past two years.

Obama is a great PR man… good on the campaign trail.

Obama the Presidential leader… yeah… not so good.

It’s like the stars telling her that Katie Couric ratings are in the crapper. Duhhh.

Did you see Palin’s response to the news that Katie was moving on… Palin said something like… “Yeah, I think I read that in a NEWSPAPER… One of many that I read…” (in reference to one of Katie’s gatcha questions)

See, we conservatives can poke fun at our enemies and laugh at ourselves at the same time. We… have a sense of humor.