State legislators passed a law Saturday that would require adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 to register as a sex offender.

This is what happens when “tough on crime” meets “think of the children”. Yet there was one lone dissenter–he must hate children…. Oh, he thinks the law isn’t tough enough. Well, expect an explosion in the number of false French-kissing accusations–and in the number of adults who cross the street at the sight of a child.