For all of you yaoi fans: make up a nasty, dirty, naughty, hentai/ecchi story if ya would like! Okay, I`ll start it off- one day a boy named Yuchi-kun was at the park doing his homework after school until this older boy came to him and just asked him:"What is wrong?" Yuchi: "N-Nothing!! Wait...you`re...you`re....Itieno Saito!!!" Saito:".....and?" Yuchi:*blush* "eh....I`m sorry.....anyways I gotta get h-h-home...b-b-bye!" Saito:????? "what did i ever do to him?" he thought.
The next day Yuchi saw Saito walking to school by himself. "S-S-S-Saito!" Saito turns around looking curious. "what now?!" saito thought. Yuchi runs up too fast and kisses Saito.

Saito roughly shoved Yuchi away and stared at him in shock. "What the heck did you do that for?!"
Yuchi stared back in annoyance and snapped, "Well, YOU were the one who bothered me while I was doing my homework! You just don't do that to people, okay?!"
The other boy was taken back. "All I said was 'What is wrong?'. I don't understand why it's so bothersome..."
Yuchi sighed in frustration,"Look, EVERYTHING'S wrong okay? First of all, you just randomly, without reason, came up to me and asked 'What is wrong?'. THAT'S NOT RIGHT; you can't just go up to a random person and ask 'What is wrong'! And I ran away from you because everyone in the school knows who you are, because you watch gay porn, and that you like molesting younger boys like me."
"What? That's not true!" protested Saito. "I've never touched anyone inappropriately before! Not even a girl!"
"...really...?"
"YES! REALLY!"
Yuchi had a regretful expression on his face. "Well, that's really too bad, because when I kissed you, I planned to give you an uncurable disease that will make you die slowly and painfully, but now, I guess I really didn't have to do that."
"...well, you planned to give me the disease, but did you ACTUALLY do it..?"
"Yeah, I did. So now, you'll die slowly and painfully. Sorry~!" Yuchi sheepishly grinned.
Saito thought Yuchi was kinda cute when he smiled, then Saito died slowly and painfully. He had a boner when he died.
Yuchi raped the body and then he left.

In the end, it turns out that Saito wasn't dead, he was only drugged, so he has to live with the fact that he was raped by someone who should be an uke for the rest of his life.

tl;dr : Don't randomly talk to people. You will regret it.

In case some people don't understand, my post was a joke, and rape is bad.