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Gone Fishin’

“Women need food, water and compliments. And the occasional pair of shoes.” — Chris Rock

Chris Rock is a real muthafucka. Seems like women in general need to be complimented all the time… We call it “reassurance” but it is what it is.

Urrghhhh I’m getting fat.
I wish I could sing.
I wish I had friends who love me.
Why can’t I be cool like that?
How come pretty girls get all the love?
FUCK THE WORLD
Don’t ask me whats wrong.
I look like shit today

You see that shit all over your FB status update feed. People write shit like that hoping, wishing and praying that SOMEONE out there will tell em different. I hate to break it to you, but if you need FB to feel sorry for you or remind you how awesome you are then honey, you got more issues then you think.

Stop fishing for compliments or attention. You already know everything you need to hear anyway. You know you got a nice face and a good life, so why do you need people who don’t REALLY know your deal tell you you got a sweet deal?

EXACTLY.

And if you don’t believe me, believe in some post-its. Write yourself “reminders” and “reassurances” that you ARE gorgeous and you ARE NOT FAT and that you WILL have a good day. They work better than comments and like anyway because you are the only person who needs to believe these things.

Next person who goes fishin’ is gettin’ a “Fuck Your Life” comment. I can’t speak for the rest of you, but personally, I ain’t fallin’ for no more bait.