The value of a body (idea)

Hey kids, sell your body now!

As a proud body owner, it is always good to be aware of the net worth of your asset. And luckily, contrary to the value of a human life, the value of the human body can quite easily be expressed as a monetary quantity. If you are looking to liquidate, one way or the other, read on..

Well, body owners, let's look at an example. I weigh in at about 78 kilograms. Yes, I am Dutch, so I weigh kilograms, not pounds. For this example, and only for this example, I will recalculate myself to weighing approximately 172 pounds. That would make me 172 * 0.054414536 = $9.35. As a matter of fact, you can use this very constant to calculate your net worth!!

If you are looking to acquire, it is always a good idea to shop around. Take the time to compare. Get a bulk deal for your family at your local chemist. (For example, I'm quite sure you can get me for less than a buck elsewhere).