Several months before conservative gentiles gather in quaint farm homes and small businesses around rural Iowa to come to an agreement on who to choose, Jewish oligarchs huddle in their penthouse suites and synagogues to discern who the Chosen will choose. Merely a decade or so ago, it was considered virulently anti-semitic to acknowledge that the political process is dominated by a handful of wealthy Jews with an acutely Zionist agenda. The goalposts have moved and the Jewish oligarchs are coming out of the closet, with mainstream media outlets now casually referencing machinations which would have been dismissed as hare-brained conspiracy lunacy a short time ago.

Polls have closed in the pivotal primary state of Paul Singer’s mind, with the New York Times reporting yesterday that, Paul Singer, Influential Billionaire, Throws Support to Marco Rubio for President.