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The Big Lebowski

This grabbed my attention. A sheriff’s deputy in Chino California is on trial for allegedly drawing a firearm on a group of golfers that were ahead of him and playing too slow. Man that reminded me of John Goodman pulling a piece on this other guy in The Big Lebowski over a rules dispute during league bowling! Normally I’m against people initiating force or the threat thereof but I really hate slow people so this guy gets a pass. Unfortunately instead of being awarded the Medal of Honor for speeding up the game this guy is facing criminal charges. A victory for slow people everywhere.

In related news I’m kicking a$$ in the Tiger Woods game. I just beat Seve Ballesteros, Arnold Palmer, and Jack Nicholas (or Nicholas Cage?) in the game yesterday. I’m so great because I’ve used almost all my winnings to buy more skill and power. The only bling my character has is gold capped teeth and Cuban Zirchonian earrings. I’m a monster!!!

Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don’t like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?