As far as I know, this is the world’s only horizontal scrolling blog. Because of that, you may be saying to yourself, “Hey, Trav, what’s up with the horizontal scrolling blog?” Just hold down the SHIFT button and use the scroll wheel. You’ll zip left and right with the easy of a sparrow through a barn.

So, if you read the most recent entries on this blog, you’ll stumble across Something Awful, something that I think is truly shameful, and almost unforgivable. They’re boring. I mean, come on: “My Mac has been running for 9 days?”

If you’re looking at this page in Safari, chances are you saw, while the page was laoding, a poorly formated page with black text before it suddenly fell into place. That’s called the CSS Flash of Unstyled Content (FOUC) and I can’t find any way to stop it.

“Almost every American I know does trade large portions of his life for entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one of them. In the course of writing this I’ve watched all 13 episodes of House of Cards and who knows how many more West Wing episodes, and I’ve spent any number of blurred hours falling down internet rabbit holes. All instead of reading, or writing, or working, or spending real time with people I love.”

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

You can scroll right easily by holding down the SHIFT key and using your scroll wheel. (Firefox users trying this will end up jumping to old Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)