Good plan for buying diapers.

Using advice from many people on this site, i thought a plan for buying diapers the first time. This is pretty much my plan, and most of these ideas i credit to other users here. So here's the idea:
Wait till your parents are for sure going to be gone for a little while, and then leave to the store. Wear a hooded jacket, useful to avoid awkward experiences with cashiers. Make a fake list and make sure the cashier sees you have it. Buying candy or something else along with the diapers is really smart. It would also be better to have a bike to get home fast. An unused backback will work great, but you would have to leave it outside of the store for a minute. When you are there, look for the oldest cashier first. Then go get the diapers. Get something else with it and pull the money out of your pocket, not a wallet so they dont know its for you. If they have paper bags, definitely get one for them. If you brought a backpack, then thats even better. And try not to leave too quickly.
So there you go. No advice on hiding them though. I used a few other peoples ideas and i hope they dont mind.

Even I hate shopping and I know that. (I have only gone to the store 5 times this year to get something by myself.)

People need to not be paranoid.

Now I have the true plan that almost all the old members here use.

1 get your bike or car of left foot
2go 1 mile to the store near there
3 go in
4 get cart or do not.
5 get depends
6 go to counter with no one in it
7 pay the cashier or machine.
8 pout them in your bag you left outside.
Seriously that simple. No need to complicate things and possibly get arrested.

Using advice from many people on this site, i thought a plan for buying diapers the first time. This is pretty much my plan, and most of these ideas i credit to other users here. So here's the idea:
Wait till your parents are for sure going to be gone for a little while, and then leave to the store. Wear a hooded jacket, useful to avoid awkward experiences with cashiers. Make a fake list and make sure the cashier sees you have it. Buying candy or something else along with the diapers is really smart. It would also be better to have a bike to get home fast. An unused backback will work great, but you would have to leave it outside of the store for a minute. When you are there, look for the oldest cashier first. Then go get the diapers. Get something else with it and pull the money out of your pocket, not a wallet so they dont know its for you. If they have paper bags, definitely get one for them. If you brought a backpack, then thats even better. And try not to leave too quickly.
So there you go. No advice on hiding them though. I used a few other peoples ideas and i hope they dont mind.

Just go in, and buy them...If you're afraid, then get a candy bar with them too or something...Don't go all out with a list...Use a backpack to sneak them past your parents if you want, or do what I do and leave them around back, and get them when you're inside (I do it at night though, so it's not all obvious)