11. Dopey Dog

“So, then I said to him. ‘I’m not going to fetch your ball, man. You’re just trying to enslave me in your greedy capitalistic …’ Wait. What were we talking about again? Anyway, have you ever seen Cujo, man? Totally underrated.”

13. Kinky Doggy

“Listen Martha, what I do in the privacy of my own home with my friend Hank here is none of your dog dang business. So, either strap on a pair of heels and pantyhose and join the fun or get the frig out of here. Also, don’t tell anyone what you saw in here tonight.”

14. '90s Girl

“Sheila, do you remember all those butterfly hair clips all the girls used to wear back in the ‘90s? I think they’re totally making a comeback. What’s great about these live ones is that you can eat them too.”

11. Dopey Dog

“So, then I said to him. ‘I’m not going to fetch your ball, man. You’re just trying to enslave me in your greedy capitalistic …’ Wait. What were we talking about again? Anyway, have you ever seen Cujo, man? Totally underrated.”

13. Kinky Doggy

“Listen Martha, what I do in the privacy of my own home with my friend Hank here is none of your dog dang business. So, either strap on a pair of heels and pantyhose and join the fun or get the frig out of here. Also, don’t tell anyone what you saw in here tonight.”

14. '90s Girl

“Sheila, do you remember all those butterfly hair clips all the girls used to wear back in the ‘90s? I think they’re totally making a comeback. What’s great about these live ones is that you can eat them too.”