Be fair – she lives on pot noodles (I’m assuming this is what Americans call instant ramen – dehydrated noodles in a cup?) So she can boil water and knows how to use a kettle? There. sorted. Mona can not only cook, she can do a brew as well to go with the ramen/noodles!

French feet…. it was the French, after all, who named one Indian tribe as “les pieds noirs” . (The Blackfeet) And they should know!

Incidentally, “pieds noirs” was a derogatory term the mainland French used for settlers in Algeria. Apparently farming under the north African sun and insufficient washing did things to feet. Sufficiently so for other French people to notice!