Dating In Kampala, Uganda

I love Uganda—it was the first African country I visited. At 20, I attempted Zolo’s “Eastern Loop.” Out of all 3 countries (Uganda, Kenya, and Tanzania), Uganda is definitely the best. I liked it so much…I went back 6 months later!

I stayed about a week during both visits, mostly in the capital, Kampala. Kampala is a very dusty and rustic city but the people are first class. They are amongst the friendliest people I have ever met.

But of course this is Naughty Nomad so I’m sure you horn dogs want me to get to the women already. Well, Ugandan women are mind blowing! If you’re an ass man, like myself, you’ll be right at home. Many of them can put Nicki Minaj to shame.

Not only do they have amazing asses but most are uber feminine, loving, and caring. I consider Ugandan women one of my top picks for future wife material. I found myself wanting to spend time with most of the women I bedded outside the bedroom also. They’re quite the joy to be around.

Here are Dom Torres’ Top Kampala Date Spots:

Speke Resort

I came here to see a buddy of mine after a rendezvous with a Ugandan singer. He was filming his next music video so that means he had plenty of girls attacking him for autographs and pictures while your boy was in the mist of it all.

Everyone here seems to be in a good mood. Kids are kicking soccer balls while their parents lounge under the sun tanning. Couples are walking along the picturesque beach while local Ugandan music blasts from the speakers. The bar is filled with people laughing and drinking, having a good time. It’s the perfect place to get away from the fast paced Kampala environment without traveling too far.

This place should be somewhere you take a girl you have banged a significant number of times and feel strongly about. It’s only pennies to get in but drinks and food can get pricey—it’s a resort after all. It’s also quite the trip from the city center so you’ll want to spend a few hours here. Make sure it’s a broad you can stand for that long.

Cineplex, Garden City

If you’re ever feeling home sick and want a taste of what your friends back home are doing while you’re out living the international playboy lifestyle, this Cineplex is the perfect slice of western pie you crave. They play a lot of Hollywood movies here; I took a date here to watch Taken 2. Getting frisky in the stands is quit easy also.

If things go well there’s a supermarket in the mall close by, pick up a bottle of wine and take her back to the pad.

Jacquie’s Restaurant

Located in downtown, it’s right in the middle of all the hustle and bustle. This place is worth the trip for its burgers alone (seriously it has great burgers). I’ve taken a few girls here and when it’s cool outside, the balcony is the perfect place to kick back and enjoy a burger and beer. Their African tea is also top notch.

This is the perfect place to take a first date if you have a room at JBK Hotel. Not only is the restaurant cleaner then most with better food but it also provides a no-brainer transition to your bedroom if the night is going well—especially since you’re only seconds away. You don’t even have to leave the building! The restaurant and hotel are connected; just go up a flight of stairs and BOOM you’re there.

About Mark Zolo

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Naz, I’d say pretty open, along with Kenyans, well, the ones I know who have moved down to South Africa, they basically all want a white shag, regardless of how old, young, yuck or hot… And clingy as fuck once they secure that fuck. Must say Ugandians have some serious ass, not that Minaj shit, but proper, firm, nubian booty (fill a pair of pants pretty well) along with Xhosa women in South Africa (Eastern Cape and Western Cape mainly – coastal).

As a South African girl, when I mention this many people find it offence and a stereotype… But it is the truth. I’ve intereacted with a lot of Ugandians, Kenyans etc and they are loving, warm etc, but they go for the buck, and will sleep with whoever buys them talktime or drives them to lectures.

Well same can be said for us South Africans, especially Xhosa’s (tribe). Called and labelled many things from being freaks in the bed, to being calculated.

I can confirm this. Some girls will not ask but tell you to buy them talktime or other things. I’ve had a girl ask me for $100 for “medicine.” Just be vigilante of who you choose to keep around. The women I have seen more then once have been very honest, loving and caring. A lot depends on where you met them.

Guys, I have quite a rich experience of dating Africans, so ask anything, if interested.

With two reservations, though: I only did serial relationships and had only top quality, essentially fashion models that is.

So a couple of hints right on:

(1) African women expect money in one way or another. This is initially driven by poverty but got so deeply ingrained into their minds that has become cultural. If you do not support – that’s an alarming bell to her of not being genuinely interested in her.

(3) Another typical one is to get sexed by you unprotected. It later gives them leverage of “gynecologist fees for abortion”, “proper pills to save us from this in the future”, etc. That’s while perfectly on pill and no pregnancy whatsoever…

(4) The most cyclical would mention illness and medical bills for a close family member. These are real abuses, not afraid of lying about sacred things, so be very careful and do check the real position when hear this…

(5) The degree of this varies. Francophone West Africa is more prone to this but East Africa is quite rife too.

(6) They do not have long-tern vision. A miserable chap who offers marriage (hence – support) right now wins over Richard Branson, who offers nothing right now, but might become a goldmine two years down the road, if worked on properly. Just a consequence of their day-to-day survival life, where nothing which is not immediately tangible is of value.

These are generalizations and certainly do not apply to each and every individual. More like a statistical overview by the Pareto thing

1. The money thing is ingrained in us, white, black, coloured (mixed-race) or well blue… You’ll get the same reaction.

However, I will say, as a girl, African girl I know the difference in the different cultures, I did some American-work. And I could pin-point the areas of money-first.

1. SADAC countries are better off, in development, and will say Namibians and South Africans are long moving from that (don’t dare decide to go steady with a South African girl if you can’t even afford a proper place, car (preferably a Merc, but GTi will do in the case of Xhosa, Zulu’s want farm, Vendas too ugly to even care about them – They don’t want much, as submissive as fuck. English and Afrikaans will do you fifty shades if you’re old, their boss and will improve their careers. Namibians in Stellenbosch, Cape Town (Afrikaans, German and black) want out of their country, anything to stay in South Africa or out) Zimbabweans- fifty shades of stinkiness – no lies, personal hygiene and yucky weaves are the order of the day, buy them talktime, sanitary napkins and you’re in, Swazi’s are into old Swazi’s and into arranged marriages).

Then you get Model C girls- studied at posh schools, and with their own wealth and degrees, well they are the “fuck you and your money” types, and very independent. This being in SOUTH AFRICA. Then you get manipulative, and calculated ones in same group who will play that monetary value card, few but exists.

You must know though, once you start shagging, girl shouldn’t have to run to parents for sanitary napkins, toiletries etc, you should do the supplying. It’s “cultural” and way most of these girls know just that.

Mali females just need someone to ease their poverty and help them with food, they are not so well off.

Kenyans are such dimwits who believe shagging white is way out… Regardless of how you’re treated!

Ethipians are scum! Real scum.

Ugandians are gold diggers with amazing sweetness, that goes with textbooks being paid to by you and “abortion” fees.

Congolese are the worst I’ve found, but goes back to poverty.

Central Republic, and Sudanese are just sweethearts. I can’t fault them, honestly! I’m not neither, but have found them to be genuine and no underhandedness.

Nigerian are FUCKED UP TO THE MAX!!!! You’re likely to fuck and end up in their brother’s bedazzled-pants and rectum full of white powder…

Jake, one of the best comment on this site. Thanks. Curious what you say at point 2 specially was exactly the words from some ex girl from there. Sad. They want “something serious” but are not mature enough for that.

Afro faces? What the fuck?
Africans have different facial features and there are many ethnicities. There is no typical face.
You, like many other people just have a warped idea of what a ” typical African” looks like.

Agree about Khosa as happened to know an SA model of that tribe. One fantastic booty indeed. Not too focused on cash though, as did not get too impressed no matter that I looked a bit more successful than average in the place where we were occasionally crossing our paths.

1. The money thing is ingrained in us, white, black, coloured (mixed-race) or well blue… You’ll get the same reaction.

However, I will say, as a girl, African girl I know the difference in the different cultures, I did some American-work. And I could pin-point the areas of money-first.

1. SADAC countries are better off, in development, and will say Namibians and South Africans are long moving from that (don’t dare decide to go steady with a South African girl if you can’t even afford a proper place, car (preferably a Merc, but GTi will do in the case of Xhosa, Zulu’s want farm, Vendas too ugly to even care about them – They don’t want much, as submissive as fuck. English and Afrikaans will do you fifty shades if you’re old, their boss and will improve their careers. Namibians in Stellenbosch, Cape Town (Afrikaans, German and black) want out of their country, anything to stay in South Africa or out) Zimbabweans- fifty shades of stinkiness – no lies, personal hygiene and yucky weaves are the order of the day, buy them talktime, sanitary napkins and you’re in, Swazi’s are into old Swazi’s and into arranged marriages).

Then you get Model C girls- studied at posh schools, and with their own wealth and degrees, well they are the “fuck you and your money” types, and very independent. This being in SOUTH AFRICA. Then you get manipulative, and calculated ones in same group who will play that monetary value card, few but exists.

You must know though, once you start shagging, girl shouldn’t have to run to parents for sanitary napkins, toiletries etc, you should do the supplying. It’s “cultural” and way most of these girls know just that.

Mali females just need someone to ease their poverty and help them with food, they are not so well off.

Kenyans are such dimwits who believe shagging white is way out… Regardless of how you’re treated!

Ethipians are scum! Real scum.

Ugandians are gold diggers with amazing sweetness, that goes with textbooks being paid to by you and “abortion” fees.

Congolese are the worst I’ve found, but goes back to poverty.

Central Republic, and Sudanese are just sweethearts. I can’t fault them, honestly! I’m not neither, but have found them to be genuine and no underhandedness.

Nigerian are FUCKED UP TO THE MAX!!!! You’re likely to fuck and end up in their brother’s bedazzled-pants and rectum full of white powder…

Really..you guys have definitely hang out in the wrong places in kamala.. that’s why u meet the wrong girl who have no goals or jobs. And you are looking for a cheap lay so dnt complain about.what you get

I love it. Sam and Dom you are both correct…
I agree with Sam’s take on the nationalities I can speak from experience…I also married a West African which is not working out after me paying out for 5 years Im over it and looking for someone sincere in Uganda or Kenya…weird I know but hey Sam you’re all over it maybe we should meet up lol

Cheap lay sometimes is necessary if you can’t be bothered playing the game…oh and I am on my way to Uganda in a few weeks time and it will be my regular stopover for the next 2 years each month…Im looking…

Ha ha.. For starters, I am South African NOT Kenyan or Uganda. Far from a cheap shag or the typical submissive cum-at-sight-of-a-touristy-white-dude (unless he is Ryan Lochte- I have a thing for embarrassingly-stupid-but-darn-hot dudes lol).
Also have NO plan to land in neither countries unless my girlfriends marry there soon lol.
So pass:) I am here to read nothing more.

Lmao seriously Sam if I didnt know u, and read this would think u r a bitch. Ur humour though… LOL.
how old is this dude? lol.
And I just read all ur posts. Yo no. No comment. Truth 2 it though. And u left us Namibians. We r the hottest girls esp us German girls anyway. Well some of us anyway. But Afrikaner chicks r hot. So true about Sudanese girls. Golden

Love it! A bite…wonderful someone with a brain. Yes I do know you are South African and yes I have lived in SA also and have many Xhosa friends…oh and by the way I am not in my 50’s…lol I am an Aussie who has been back home for one year after 7 in Africa and are homesick for Mama Africa…also have lived in the Kalahari and met many Namibian girls. Oh don’t worry about the pick up line…it wasn’t but I agree I like your humour

Wow! Pimp much? Gee lol.
I failed to mention Namibians lurk in the background like some paedo near school grounds and pimp their suppposed best friends to some not 50 year old man who could be a woman, one of those creepy pot smoking, red lipped, wrinkly phone sex call agents haha… Oh and I also failed to mention us Xhosa girls could be potential best friend killers after this..
Sheesh! Haha

In the words of the sometimes amazing Jack Black, “YOLO, carpe diem for stupid people.” THIS is my cue to moonwalk out of this thread-now-turned-instant-messenger. Stop googling/monitoring my wordpress activity stalker lol.

LMAO K will take a shot.
1: Described Sam (she is even hosting a charity ball in October 4 her NPO) She dnt hot beverage. Drinks lotsa flavoured litchi water, Frankies root beer and creme soda. thinks she is a hipster – we always yank her chain cos of that. ok she tips so not her… lmao.
2: NOT u. U r Australian mate.
3. U r Stacie Jaxx aka Tom Cruise (Sam’s crush from that shitty Rock of Ages movie)
4. Lovely. this is U with a cock lol.

Well done Number 3 it is…how did you guess?? But I never did vocals in the band I was in I played guitar and harmonica!
Funny as fark…Where do they hide you girls?? It must be Namibia cause I didn’t strike out after a year living in Sandton.
I love the running commentary, you know I worked with a guy from SA who’s sister was studying anthropology and doing a thesis on expatriate workers FIFO lifestyle…interesting reading…
Mmmm ok I think maybe I should change my in-flight route via Khartoum the Sudanese girls seem to be rated highly lol.
Oh hang on this is NNomad after all, the DRC girls sound like they need some support, maybe instead I’ll go via Lubumbashi and find Mlle Joelle et ses quatre sœurs!!

wanker who fake an orgasm have more personality than Bryanston, Lonehill and Sandton girls. Haha.. Successful but oh so annoying and cannot enjoy life. Did three months of limbo in Fourways and Lonehill. Hated every seconf of it.
DRC girls need far less suppport than my beloved Sudanese:) If you have you have your cock between your ass cheeks you’ll do easy DRC not as much thrill as Sudanese haha

– Not much chop the upper end of the market in JB…and yes boring to boot.
– True with the DRC girls, they get enough support on their working holidays to the bright lights of the JB casinos
– Sudan…is it safe nowadays or what?? I always said the hotter the better, no stranger from being evacuated during civil unrest

Italian beverages – Mmmm hipster yes but I too am a fan on occasions, nice taste
Heineken yuk – Go local, better than Guinness though in Village bars definitely a West African thing
Tipping/Gifts – Nice to see you are paying your way, this has helped me to no end, military, police, bar staff…always the guest

Local does not do it for me… Have tried plenty and realised it is an acquired taste my taste buds cannot appreciate. Windhoek larger I enjoy with my braai aka as bbq in your world, occassionally. Still lean on Peroni, and no-one ever joins me:'( I have a huuuuge male presence of family and friends who swear on Castle Lager and Lite, Black Label, Savannah etc… Can never swallow the stuff

Is it true there are more sharks in East London than Gaansbai?? I’ve seen that vid of that guy getting chomped mid-wave at EL…DANGER! Maybe you are right this is a set up! Froze my nuts off in a shark cage in Gaansbai once and Bloukrans well I nearly choked on my undercarriage…but never been to EL…let alone been with a “freak in the bed” Xhosa girl so book me in lol

I am a ugandan girl, this is not true for all ugandan girls. It really does matter where you meet these girls. If you meet her in a bar you’re likely to end up with the gold digger kind coz this is what these girls do for a living. They’ll lie about anything just to get a bit of cash. Be careful when you take them to your hotel rooms, so many cases of white guys being chloroformed and robbed of everything.
Otherwise you can meet good ugandan girls at a mall hanging out, coffee shops, online…try out afrointroductions.com.
Good luck booty hunting in Kampala:-)

Fuck Off Ichario, with that publicity, to pay 31$/month to chat on that site shit? So someone must believe that all 2000 girls on-line all the time there pay on “afrointroductions.com” that money?
:))))))))))))))))

Actually, I have registered on afrointroductions.com as you suggested. I have seen a lot of girls, mostly willing to settle down. But I wonder why all seem to be in love with me after viewing my profile and seeng my location as living in the UK.

I have made another profile with the same character traits and changed the location to Tanzania and I haven’t got any likes yet despite liking over 20 profiles.