_________________I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

After all the "blah blah blah" about backing out of China because of animal testing, they sell the company to L'oreal. I am so disappointed. I have loved their products from the beginning but I'm going to have to file for divorce from their eyeshadow & liners now.

After all the "blah blah blah" about backing out of China because of animal testing, they sell the company to L'oreal. I am so disappointed. I have loved their products from the beginning but I'm going to have to file for divorce from their eyeshadow & liners now.

This is actually what gets me the most, is this is the second time this year. Their apology and re-commitment to being cruelty-free was pretty much bullshiitake, especially if you consider how long the companies have been meeting about this and working it out before the announcement.

God dammit I love my Naked Foundation. :(

_________________"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

Well now there are officially no brands I like that I can buy at a brick-and-mortar store. I want to cry.

Fortunately, when the whole China debacle happened I ordered a bunch of Fyrinnae shadows and am happy with them, although there's a bit of a learning curve on loose shadows versus pressed. But I haven't found a good replacement for UD's eyeliner, and the Lush Lash mascara is the only one I can use on my bottom lashes without it smudging and giving me raccoon eyes. This sucks so hard. Forking L'Oreal.

This is like the time I broke up with my girlfriend and then I dated someone else for a month and then we got back together and then we broke up twice a week for months and then we finally broke up for real. Emotional forking roller coaster!

(Yes I value hot pants lipstick as much as romantic relationships.)

_________________"No one with hair so soft and glossy could ever be bad at anything." - Tofulish

So basically, most mainstream cosmetics are now owned by either L'Oreal or Estée Lauder, the two most heartless, soul sucking companies of all.

Isn't this a bit of hyperbole? There are certainly worse corporations in the world than these two.

_________________A whole lot of access and privilege goes into being sanctimonious pricks J-DubDessert is currently a big bowl of sanctimonious, passive aggressive vegan enduced boak. FezzaYou people are way less funny than Pandacookie. Sucks to be you.-interrobang?!

L'Oreal makes me confused sometimes anyway. They have that shampoo that's labeled as vegan. And I think some people are like, we should support their efforts, and then other people are like, yeah, but they're evil...

I think they own Pureology and Pureology was very much like, we're still not testing on animals! OPI was similar and reconfirmed with Peta they're not testing, so I use them sometimes.

Some Hourglass foundation is labeled vegan and super nice, but also SUPER spendy. I treated myself to a couple of things because I had a coupon, and I was still like, oh shiitake! This better be NICE. And it was.

_________________I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk