(Mark Knopfler & Sting) Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do itYou play the guitar on the MTVThat ain't workin' that's the way you do itMoney for nothin' and chicks for freeNow that ain't workin' that's the way you do itLemme tell ya them guys ain't dumbMaybe get a blister on your little fingerMaybe get a blister on your thumb

I shoulda learned to play the guitarI shoulda learned to play them drumsLook at that mama, she got it stickin' in the cameraMan we could have some funAnd he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzeeThat ain't workin' that's the way you do itGet your money for nothin' get your chicks for free