Boss SMS Jokes

All of us love to laugh. It makes us feel light. Words, if arranged wonderfully in a compact composition to make funny comments, can get just about anyone laughing. It is easy to laugh but, it is hard to make others laugh. Jokes are wonderful comments which help you forget worries and frustrations, at least, for a short stretch of time. Your boss may be having a tough frustrating work schedule throughout the year. Help him/her come out of these tensions and frustrations and create some light moments for everyone to enjoy. Send some funny messages to your boss on this boss day and watch him roar with laughter. SMS jokes are in popular demand nowadays. Not only the youth, but also the elderly and kids alike, enjoy these jokes. Age is not a barrier to share fun! Anything under the sun is a subject to fun if thought of in a different way. With a great sense of humor, you can find elements of jokes in every small thing in the world. Work, workplace and bosses are farmlands of jokes. Let us find out some interesting jokes on boss. Use them and propagate laughter around you to celebrate this boss day with lots of fun.

Funny SMS Messages For Boss

Boss: Why did you leave the job?
Applicant: Illness
Boss: What was the trouble?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me!

Prayer of an Employee:
“Dear God,
Give me the wisdom to understand my boss,
Give me the love to forgive him,
Give me the patience to understand his deeds
But dearest God, don't give me power because if you give me power,
I will break his head”

Definition of a modern employer:
“A modern employer is one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience!

Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a donkey in the mud. After sometime you will realize that you are getting dirty and the donkey is enjoying it.

To err is human
To forgive is against company policy.

The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:
I work for money. If you want loyalty, hire a dog!

Boss: Hey Tina (secretary), are you free on Sunday evening?
Tina: Yes absolutely!
Boss: Good, then come early to office on Monday morning!”

Employee: I want a raise in my salary. I am in demand and have two companies running after me.
Boss: Oh! I am really impressed. Which companies are they?
Employee: The electric and telephone company”

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized that there is no future in it.

Boss (angrily): Have you ever seen a fool?
Employee (looking down): No Sir.
Boss: Why are you looking down? Look at me.

Lampner's law of employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave early, you will meet your boss at the parking lot.

Tips to remember when doing your duties:
If it rings, put it on hold
If it clanks, call the repairman
If it whistles, ignore it
If it's a friend, take a break
If it's the boss, look busy
If it talks, take notes
If it's handwritten, type it
If it's typed, copy it
If it's copied, file it
If it's a weekend, forget it.

After returning from lunch and being in a lighter mood,
Boss (to employees): Guys, today I will tell you some jokes!
After a few jokes, all employees burst into laughter, except one girl.
Boss: What happened? Why are you not laughing?
Girl: Sir, I am resigning tomorrow.”

SMSs are the easiest way to propagate laughter over a population. Try these and make this boss day the funniest ever!