Friday, January 27, 2017

The Review: Ratchet & Clank

Ratchet
& Clank 2/10

I
decided to check out the movie Ratchet & Clank. I have never
played the game but last year watched people play it on Youtube. Yes,
that is something I do every single day. So I knew what the story of
this was. This weird little creature that lives on an alien planet
that is gonna be invaded by some evil creatures and he ends up
joining with his favorite hero team to fight them and win but of
course the villain is actually not dead. The end.

Its a
basic ass story which would be interesting if this was brand new to
me of if it was not exactly the damned video game! I mean this was
pretty much the damned video game cut scenes just strung together to
make a movie. They could have squeezed this entire movie into a
montage during the credits at the start of this and made a brand new
story and made money or at the very least been entertaining. They
didn't though. They rehashed the video game and ended up flopping
hard. You probably don't wanna watch this but it'd likely shut your
kids up for an hour.