While writing my last post about Dance Flick earning $13 million this weekend, I naturally wondered who the hell all those people seeing it were. That’s when I came across these Twitter reactions and figured, “Hmm, maybe these deserve their own post.” Then I thought, “Hell, why not make it a top ten list?” And then I thought, “Look, a squirrel.”

It’s funny to me that even among the can’t spell, punctuate, capitalize, or complete a thought demographic, it’s still only running 30-40% recommended. Not funny? In the time it took you to read this, the world welcomed six new Wayanses.