The Kingdom of Pria Xennes is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.686 billion Pria Xennesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pria Xennesian economy, worth 557 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,069 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pria Xennes's national animal is the Direwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.