Fox News Brings On “Princeton Mom” (Who Is Divorced) To Teach Women How To Keep Their Husbands Happy

“Princeton Mom” Susan Patton may be divorced — which she blames on marrying a man who didn’t get an Ivy League education like she did, obvs — but that won’t stop her from wagging her finger at your relationship. In a segment on “Fox & Friends” about our poor, unappreciated menfolk, Patton warned women have been “emboldened by these antagonistic feminists” and advised we all give the man in our lives a little more attention like bringing him a drink when he comes from home from work. You don’t want to end up a spinster with 13 cats, do you?

Children with same-sex parents actually fared better than their peers with opposite-sex parents, according to an Australian study. [Queerty]

Women throughout the South are already turning to DIY abortions in response to restrictions on abortion access. [Truth Out]

The family of Marlene Pinnock is planning to sue after a California highway patrol officer was filmed beating her on the side of the road. [ColorLines]

On the clothing line Feminist Apparel and why good politics can’t be bought. [The Hairpin]

Meet Lucy Flores, a Latina star politician who is running for lieutenant governor of Nevada and is unapologetic about having had an abortion in the past. [MSNBC]

Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…