President Clinton is arriving back in D.C.
after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs,
one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply
salutes him as usual.
Clinton said, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are
full." The Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs, Sir!"