Actually, I find Paris to be a sort of caricature of what could be a very attractive person. She has tiny squinty eyes and a very small mouth without much lip and a blunt rectangular head. On one hand, her appearance is regal and princess-like... but with an overlay of all tawdry and crass things.

These are great, John!! Paris never looked like a real person to me. She kind of looks like a badly airbrushed dept. Store manniqen. Hey, is Eddie Fitzgerald ever gonna get a blog together? I love his stuff, too!My favorite commentaries on the Looney Tunes dvds are the ones you guys do together.

as a sidebar, I really think that in the first picture paris has the look that if the camera was turned away for even a moment, she'd eat her dog...

In her real life (if you can call it a real life), she has the weirdest toes. So does Reese Witherspoon... I'm kind of a toe-noticing kinda person. I think it would be funny to draw the toes of the famous to guess. Thats not weird at all...??

Hey John!Great bizarre drawings! My only complain are the models... I think you use this 'celebrities' because they are well known and everyone -or at least the ones who watch E!- can recognize, but what about using your great abilities drawing real celebrities, like Zappa, Jodorowski, Lynch, even Hefner...I really really really hate that Paris Hilton slut...

Haw! Haw! Haw! Jorge, that last drawing of John in pants was absolutely hilarious! The comments page on this site is becomming an attraction all by itself. Fans are talking among themselves about John's shirts, his grooming habits, underwear, what he does with his boogers, etc. Poor John doubtless wants to keep a high tone here but it looks like the fans are determined to party. I can't wait to see how this develops.

By the way, thanks Eric and Robo for asking about my blog. I'll put it up as soon as I can find the software disc that goes with my Visioneer 8100 scanner. Maybe I can get it off the net.

WOW!! The great Eddie Fitzgerald liked my drawings! Thanks, holmes! Today I was watching your short on youtube.com Tales of Worm Parnoia and I was amazed by the full animation! You are awesome, dude. I can't wait to see your blog! Thanks for the encouragement.

Let me introduce myself. My name is Michael Vernon. I love Ren and Stimpy. I was on a search for Ren and Stimpy, and lo and behold I found your Blog (Blo-ogg! Blo-og! A wonderful, wonderful toy!)Opps! That's Log. Any how, I'm rambling on. I found myself hooked on this blog. I swore I would never be a statistic and become a blogger. You have inspired me to go on, to use this venue.I too am an artist, and the blogging is a great way to express one's creative juices. It's great to find that you have a ton of projects going. When Spike tv promoted the return of Ren and Stimpy, I though "Oh joy!" If you get the chance, or desire, please check out my blog. I shouldn't have eaten those bargain buritos, last nigh! "I-t's Ri-pping time!"

the only pic of me up on my blog is the lousy self portrait pic you see to the right of this comment...it's all i had on this computer...hmmm...maybe i'll do a self-indulgent, self-portrait posting. i've got enough of them and i do believe there is an art to everything, self-portraits very much included.

but yeah, i do draw...stay tuned for that posting. i've gotta do some scanning first before i get that posting up.

and i wanted to tell you that your caricature drawings are just amazing. you really are a master of them. they are so exaggerated and funny and shouldn't look a thing like the person you are drawing but magically, and looking as funny and ridiculous as they do, they end up being so obviously the person you are caricaturing (caricaturing...is that a word? i don't think so).

Ben Assfleck needs a much more prominent underbite. I figure between his grotesque jaw and his wife's greasy forehead, their new baby will grow up to be...well, the spawn of a bitter, broken man who didn't go to Harvard and can't act.

1.) I'm glad you used the 'controversial' remark yesterday; it's works great for the cartoon AND it's a touchstone that registers with young and old alike. Whether me or anyone else disagrees or agrees with the opinion is inconsequential; you were revealing the source of the one of the pivotal lines in the comic, sort of like a textual commentary to the action in the comic (much like spoken commentary in a DVD, but without Eddie Fitzgerald's hearty background laughter)not trolling for a discussion on societal morals and attitudes since 1964. Nothing wrong at all about being opinionated in your own blog!2.)The paris hilton drawings appear to me as being between caricature and old timey fashion magazine-like illustrations, but, hey she was a model before she became whatever the hell she is now. I really like the smirk you captured on the parismatt jpeg - that's her to a tee!3.)Does anybody else pay attention to Matt Damon's "celebrity" anymore? Well, he is fun to draw, especially as the pompous actor prick he portrayed in "Shakespeare In Love".