I work, build things, listen to music, hang out with friends and am generally an awesome guy (nothing like having a big ego).

I can spell, know how to use gramm'rar effectively (most of the time) and dispiz txt talk. Unless it's lol..... That's the only sms talk crud with any merit.I also don't understand where all the noses have gone in emoticons either? They are suppose to represent us and I have a nose, why doesn't the emoti-bollocks?

I also have the crotch of a titan.

Yes.

Been to Iceland this year ... It was fun, Got caught in a blizzard..... And have the groin of a trojan

This was my profile, message me for more.

Plus the manhood of a slightly above average young adult. And am prone to leaving my phone unlocked around people I should trust less.

Mark(bonus content from bad people).

What I’m doing with my life

I work with dolphins!

By dolphins i mean I work in a showroom.

I am an interior designer by trade.

I really like my job as I get to do a bit of creative work, some sales & some technical/fitting work.

I’m really good at

Making people laugh,

Also the ability to fit shelves perfectly straight & level

The first things people usually notice about me

If I'm wearing shorts, my massively awesome muscular calves.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Everything.................

Except house music.

& most dance music

& some books.

The six things I could never do without

FriendsMusicFood????Basic survival skills?A sleeping bag?Common sense

I should be alright with this stuff

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How the zombie apocalypse/ end of the world will affect me.... & cheese

Why George RR Martin Torments me so..... That said he torments many others at the same time... He is clearly busy!

On a typical Friday night I am

I could be anywhere!My social life is rarely organised before the night

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I regularly hit myself in the face with my iPhone as I am generally holding it above my head when I'm lying in bed & tend to let go of it when I'm sleepy