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Comment by Dorminus

If you read some of the achievements above this title is more or less solid undeniable proof that you are or undoubtbly one day will be, a bad parent. Good Luck everyone, now get out there and start killing some foster guardians :D

Tigule and Foror's Strawberry Ice Cream - Holiday vendor in your capital city (Alowicious Czervik near Orgimmar AH /Emmithue Smails in Stormwind) or the vending machines on Boats/Zeppelins. Also can be found in the Shimmering Flats at the racetrack.

Tasty Cupcake - This item is obtained through cooking, you can buy it off other players, or make it yourself if you have the recipe and the level.

Delicious Chocolate Cake - This item is also obtained through cooking, you can get the recipe through the cooking dailies or you could buy the cake itself off other players.

Aw, Isn't It Cute? - Obtain any of the Non-Combat pet rewards from this event.

EDIT: As of patch 3.1, Once an Orphan is no longer part of this meta-achievement.

Comment by Sethril

Delicious Chocolate Cake - This item is also obtained through cooking, you can get the recipe through the cooking dailies or buying it with 10 Dalaran Cooking Awards and 2 gold off your factions recipe seller in Dalaran, or you could buy it off other players.

If only it were that easy.

The cake is obtained through doing cooking daily's only this may have been the case back in the beta but as of live you can no longer purchase this pattern from anyone. You're back to the lovely 1% drop rate from the daily reward kits. The pattern itself is BoP so you won't see it appearing on the AH, but Arthrix is correct in that the item itself (the cake) is not BoP and will be available in the AH from those few who have taken the time (or had the luck) to get it.

Comment by Solmaster

When you go to the orphan matron you'll get an item that lets you summon your orphan. The summoned orphan will give you quests.

Comment by Ooglepants

FINALLY, maybe i can make some quick gold from cooking. I didn't go to 4 years of WoW chef school and get the title Chef Ooglepants for nothing.

Fire up the stove honey! Get out my oven mits! Those kids need cake, you say? Back when I was a kid, my parents gave me spinach when I was good. You'll only make your kids fat, I say. Bah! I'll make these cakes, but I won't wear my lucky "Kiss the Cook" apron, and I'm using "I can't believe it's not butter!" Take that.

Comment by Frankyy

So when exactly does children's week start?

Comment by yellowdove

for some odd reason, i really want this title. except i've never done any pvp bgs (other then wintergrasp) so getting school of hard knocks is going to be tough. everything else should be simple to do.

anyone want to give me a piece of chocolate cake? :) the price for that is gonna shoot up like mad.

Comment by Qwerg

i hope that the pvpers of this game can show some mercy!Plz ^!^ let players do the pvp achievement :D I can understand it will be fun like hell to kill someone who tries for this( even though i could never let myself be the bad guy i must try to put myself in the others people shoes too.)So please let's all do this achievement cause it would suck to wait a whole year again:D Let's all be good and let all people do this achievement ^!^ for the children my friend!For the children ;3

One more thing :P isn't it quite funny this meta achievement is containing any achievement for completing the whole quest series for the SW, Ogri and shat orphans?

Comment by velde046

Too bad there's a PVP element in it again... and a hard one too, I think even experienced PVP players may be looking at failure to get this since everybody will be trying to get the flags for example...PVE players like me can totally forget about it I'm afraid... too bad Blizz did this meta-achievement.Would have been different if they made you take your orphan to a battleground or even join a winninng BG but this is not doable for me anyway and a lot of ppl I think.

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Comment by Greenjuice38

I stupidly handed in both chains from orgrimmar and shattrath now i dont have an orphan whistle for the achievements. Dont make the same mistake i did. Anyone know if / how you can get another whistle. waiting on gm reply.

Comment by Mysteeq

Home Alone is bugged, I had to do it three times to get it to work. And doing the dailies are not counting so far towards the Achievement called "Daily Chores"

Comment by Dbags

I have but only one question.

How do you get an orphan in the first place?

Is there a questline to get an orphan or what exactly?

Any help would be appreciated.

Comment by korn3r

i`m a bit dissapointed why there is "School of Hard Knocks"?its childrens week - kid`s must not know what is "war" :(

Comment by Lorre

I just completed this on the first day."Daily Chores" seems bugged, I did 5 daily's in a row & got the achiev.Or they changed it.

Comment by DigitalDJ

HAH.

Upon entering Bruunhildar Village (Storm Peaks), where you turn into a female, you lose your Male title if you're male and gain the Female title. Vice versa when you leave the area.

You have lost the title 'Patron Digitaldj'. You have earned the title 'Matron Digitaldj'.

Comment by Rynai

Holding my breath for a female human frost mage, named Edea with the "Matron" title. :)

Comment by Razzereign

If you change your gender through any of the various transformation consumables in the game your title reward for this achievement will change accordingly for the duration. When I am in my normal form of male troll I have access to Patron but when I change to female from pygmy oil I can use Matron.

Comment by Forgot2Repair

So, i was in WSG after i got my Patron title and i used 10 pygmy oil to turn into a female gnome and use my orb of the sindori to turn into a female Blood elf and it switched my title to Matron. then after the buff faded it switched back to Patron. just thought it would be something interesting to add.

Comment by Spazzball

There are two title rewards for this achievement, but you can only have one on at a time. Patron is awarded to male characters, and Matron is awarded to female characters.

The title that you have is determined by the gender of your character at any given moment. If you change genders, your title changes. THEREFORE: If you are a male character, you receive the Patron title, but when you enter Brunnhildar Village in Storm Peaks and become a woman, you gain the Matron title (this has an animation and an emote).

I am not sure if female characters (Matron) get the Patron title when they enter Netherwing Ledge after completing the Netherwing Allies quest.

Comment by BalnazzarFaid

wtf? the pvp achievements are ridiculously easy, you get them all in the first bg.

BTW: When you're doing ymiron in UP, do not die! You need to be alive with the orphan up

Comment by Sylux

I have this achievement, and I'm a human male, so it's Patron Sylux. But the other day I used my Dimensional Ripper: Area 52 and got turned into a female orc, and I lost the title Patron and gained the title Matron for the duration of the effect. Thought it was quite a nice touch ;)

Comment by Seht111

Actually if you fly over Brunnhildar Village in The Storm Peaks as male you will earn the Matron title and when you fly out you will recieve you Patron title again

Comment by Celadras

All this talk about changing from Patron to Matron.

Well, upon being webbed in the Maexxna fight, if your playing a female toon, the title changes to Patron. It even says it when you using another title.

These will turn you into a female, so guys, your more feminine than you think ;)

Comment by Mizh00

Hail to the King can be done on regular. You are able to zone into Utgarde Pinnacle at level 75.

For Bad Example, the Delicious Chocolate Cake and the Tasty Cupcake are made by cooks. You can buy everything else in Dalaran. The vendor is outside of the horde bank next to a cart. For the Tigole and Furor's Ice Cream, you gotta go to Shimmering Flats in 1k Needles.

School of Hard Knocks, WSG: Generally stay in the flag room, there's probably going to be a lot of people there for the achievement, if there isn't just try and stay with other people and focus on enemy flag carriers. To get the return specifically, when you see an EFC, spam click right in front of where they are facing, that is where the flag will fall when they drop it or die. At this point it basically comes down to a latency showdown between you and your teammates.

For AB, generally you're gonna end up racing to the Stables (Farm for Horde). If you aren't able to get it this way, try and rush for the Farm. Generally most people leave that undefended very early into the game, at most, there will be 2 people there. Probably less since everyone who didn't cap Farm might be looking for another node.

For EoTS, this is probably the most difficult one, due to the fact that the mid will just end up as a big cluster^&*!. I can't really give you much here except to do the same thing you would do in WSG for returning the flag to pick it up.

For AV, if you're unable to get Iceblood Tower, you can usually make it to the Horde's Base to cap FW towers. Generally they are left undefended early in the game.

Comment by LoriO

School of Hard Knocks and Hail to the King, Baby achievements are NOT able to be gotten after the end of children's week, even if you still have your whistle. You CAN however turn in the whistle for the pet and it will allow you to get that achievement.

Comment by Longnight

On Netherwing Ledge (BC place) if your female you can get the male title (patron) but only while you are disguised as a orc thing

Comment by Desmond421

If you're a female character and equip Deathbringer's will, it will changes your title to Patron everytime you transform, which is quite irretating if you kept on transforming.

Comment by Mormolyce

If you've ever looked in Trade just before a shutdown you will know that this is the most abused achievement in the game :S

Comment by Playingnaked

Any idea when is it coming this year? :D can't log atm so I was wondering when ;D

Comment by silvon

i had a priest keep leap of faith ing me off the flag in EoTS so his friends could get the flag