MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin has sent a Christmas present to the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un.

Vodkavich stated that President Putin personally picked out the holiday gift himself.

He said that he showed it to his Director of Computers Edward Snowden and the former American loved it.

An inside source who saw the present said that the gift to Kim Jong Un is a hand-painted landscape.

The portrait is completely ashen gray in color.

The insider also saw the note which read: Dear Kim - I am sending you this landscape painting so that you can see exactly what your country will look like if you should ever have the audacity to launch one of your flea-market missiles at Russia. Best Wishes, Vladimir Putin.

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