Snape is totally awesome. I mean yeah, he's got some flaws, but they can all be turned toward better um... past times if need be. Rowling's always going on about how sexy Sirius was supposed to be, but c'mon, we all know she secretly wanted Snape to come dominate her.

Never. I was a perfect child. I was actually terrified of being punished because my sister (who is much older than I am) was always getting yelled at. Once I broke the cordless phone antenna and was so afraid of being yelled at that I took the phone, ran down the street, and buried it. I think I was 10 or 11. For years my parents wondered what happened to the phone, and I didn't tell my mom until I was halfway through University.