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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Due to the over abundance of Twitter material with which we have to work this week, we’re splitting our Music Monday recap into two parts.

Kanye. The gift that keeps on giving. —Ed.

So, I hate to do this, because I was in the kind of good mood that only happens when you’ve spent an hour in a Sirius-equipped Zipcar listening toLittle Steven’s Underground Garage, but I’m going to write about Kanye again this week. Consider it a “back by popular demand” thing, except that “popular demand” in this case means that two people asked me if I was going to write about Kanye again this week. So: I’m going to write about Kanye again this week. (Maybe if I repeat that exact phrase three times Kanye himself will appear in my living room and turn into a sandsnake…)

If you follow His Kanye-sty on Twitter, you know that he had something of a meltdown on Saturday morning. Between 8:55 am and 10:38 am, 72 tweets, all addressing the infamous “Imma let you finish, but…” incident, streamed onto Kanye’s Twitter feed. Here, I will respond to them, tweet by tweet, like Liz did with the Stones, except that I never entirely understood how “Guyville” was a song-by-song response to “Main St.” even after listening to them track by track so if someone can explain it to me that’d be great. AT ANY RATE, here goes. Kanye first, then me.

K: Man I love Twitter... I've always been at the mercy of the press but no more... The media tried to demonize meA: I love Twitter too! We have so much in common!!!K: They wanted yall to believe I was a monster in real life so you guys wouldn't listen or buy my music anymoreA: ME TOO…wait. No. I thought we were talking about how much we love Twitter?K: I feel like they were waiting for the opportunity to go in all the way on me and when it came they beat me to a pulpA: That phrase “beat me to a pulp”—we use it so often, but when you think about it, it’s incredibly gory. Hmmm.K: Even now a lot of articles start there first 2 paragraphs about how much of an asshole I amA: Oh hey! I wrote one of those!K: Happy B day to sister B ... I gotta dope ass gift for you.A: Huh?K: I accept the idea (ideal) that perception is realityA: So…when you stick a spoon in a glass of clear water, and the spoon appears to be broken and disjointed, because you perceive it as such, the spoon is really broken and disjointed? I was a philosophy major, punk, do you really want to get me started on metaphysics? Because I will Descartes the everliving poop out of you.K: When I say perception is reality I mean whatever you think is the truth... is your truthA: Oh yeah, and I concentrated on contemporary moral and ethical theory. I’m not even going to touch this one.K: Some people's truth is Kanye is racist... It's not my truth but I do believe it's my Karma.... walk with me...A: How great would it be if “walk with me” were a Twin Peaks reference here?K: Even though the NBC telethon was widely praised yall didn't think they was just gone let me get away with that did yall???!!!A: Generally, I use “get away with that” in sentences where “that” refers to something negative. And no, I generally prefer when people exhibit a pattern of consistently good behavior, rather than vacillate unpredictably between good and bad. That unpredictable thing? That’s kind of a classic abuser tactic. Also popular with dictators. Not that you’re an abuser or a dictator, Kanye, just that the pattern is really what counts, rather than the actions taken singularly.K: With the help of strong will, a lack of impathy, a lil alcohol and extremely distasteful & bad timing ... I became George Bush over nightA: Is that, like, a Teen Wolf kind of transformation thing? Or is it more like Animorphs?K: How deep is the scar... I bled hard.. cancelled tour with the number one pop star in the world ... closed the doors of my clothing officeA: Wow. Your life must be awfully hard. Your clothing office? This is some serious place-of-privilege complaining, here.K: Had to let employees go... for the first time I felt the impact of my brash actions ... I felt the recession from an ownership sideA: I thought you had to close things because everyone magically started thinking you were an asshole. It was the recession? Bummer, dude.K: People booed when I would go to concerts and the performer mentioned my name.A: That’s because of the recession, too, right?K: Remember in Anchor Man when Ron Burgandy cursed on air and the entire city turned on him? But this wasn't a joke. This was & is my real lifeA: Never saw it, never will, sorry. But if something from a Will Ferrell movie was and is my real life, I’d be pretty bummed.K: There are people who don't dislike me... they absolutely hate me!A: I once read a book (I wish I could remember the name) where the mom character told the son character that he shouldn’t say “hate” because it was a very strong word, and he said “well, I dislike so-and-so so much that I wish they would get run over by a truck.” Just thought that phrasing might be useful for you here.K: I was chilling with this white girl having a conversation and she cut me off and said... Hold up... I thought you didn't like us?!A: The snark machine is out of order, now you have to pay a quarter.K: That's when you realize perception is reality. I've been straying from this subject on twitter but I have to give it to you guys raw now.A: Please do. Sarcasm is not a perpetual motion machine.K: If you google Asshole my face may very well pop up 2 pages into the search.A: I mostly get card games. Unless you’re talking about Google image search? In which case: Safe Search On, friends. And even then, no Kanye. I can’t believe I just actually did that, by the way.K: Some people say... Why worry about "the haters?" This is bigger that just the concept of haters.A: Like, the Platonic Idealof haters?K: I have a mission in life to bring truth and beauty through my music and the visuals that anchor around itA: Yes. Like all those visuals on your two blogs of expensive things to buy.K: The media has successfully diminished the "receptive" audience of (3rd person)... KANYE WESTA: Now you’re just talking like a grad student.K: …taking a 15 second blip the mdeia have successfully painted the image of the "ANGRY BLACK MAN' The King Kong theory.A: Ok, all joking aside—it is important to consider the role the Angry Black Man trope has played in media reaction to Kanye’s outburst. I’d like to see more work on this.K: I'm the guy who at one point could perform the Justin Timberlake on stage and everyone would be sooo happy that I was thereA: Well, maybe not everyone.K: People tweeted that they wish I was dead... No listen. They wanted me to die people. I carry that. I smile and take pictures through thatA: And thank goodness you power through these hard times. Whatever would I do without your smiling face showing up in my photo vendors’ emails every morning?K: I wear my scars... It's almost like I have to where a suit to juxtapose my image and I won't lie... IT WORKS!A: I … don’t think I know what this means.K: I wrote a song for Taylor Swift that's so beautiful and I want her to have it. If she won't take it then I'll perform it for herA: Hey, last person I wronged: I knitted you this sweater that’s so beautiful and I want you to have it. If you won’t take it then I’ll wear it for you. But only out of the goodness of my heart. I’d never wear it, otherwise. It’s for you.K: She had nothing to do with my issues with award shows. She had no idea what hit her. She's justa lil girl with dreams like the rest of us.A: She also has some teardrops on her guitar and killer extensions.K: She deserves the apology more than anyone. Thank you Biz Stone and Evan Williams for creating a platform where we can communicate directlyA: Twitter really, truly is the best way to communicate directly with anyone. And I’m sure you and Taylor Swift were exactly what its creators had in mind when they made it. I’m just glad you’ve finally wised up and realized that, so that you can help Twitter fulfill its true and good purpose. It’s like you’ve pulled Excalibur from the stone.K: We're both artist and the media and managers are trying to get between us. Everyone wants to capitalize off this is some wayA: NO. People want to make money off of some drama between pop stars? Kanye…you couldn’t possibly want to be making money off of this…could you???K: I'm ready to get out of my own way. The ego is overdone... it's like hoodiesA: Well this one just makes fun of itself, now doesn’t it?K: I know there are family members friends and fans that have literally fought for me.A: I really wish this were a case of misusing the word “literally,” but I’m sure that there really are people who have gotten into literal fights about Kanye and this makes me sad.K: There are people who have named there kids after me... can you imagine that next day in school. Even though I don't have kids...A: NameVoyager, which we’ve previously established is one of my favorite internet toys, actually backs up this claim. In 2004 and 2005, there were a few hundred instances of the name “Kanye,” and there really weren’t in any other year. But something tells me 4-year-olds aren’t paying rapt attention to the Grammys…K: I am responsible for those who love and represent me and what they have to deal with on a day to day defending "The American Psycho"A: I defend that movie all the time! It’s one of my favori…oh, we’re still talking about you, I guess.K: I watched Justin Timberlake at the Grammies loose every televised award including album of the year which the Dixie Chicks wonA: I’m sure that’s entirely your fault. Also, do you really want to have to start apologizing to the Dixie Chicks now? Those ladies are effin’ hard, man…they took on George W. and they will definitely take on you. And now I have A-Ha stuck in my head. THANKS KANYE.K: I would have ran on stage for Justin that night because Sexy Back (in my mind) was that important... that impactful to our cultureA: Wait, so what you’re saying is…that running on stage thing…you’d do it…again?K: It's not about race America. No one in our position ever stands up and says anything anymore.A: Some of my best friends are white, too, Kanye!K: I have given my awards to other groups multiple times on national TV... They never showed that this past year during the massacre of KanyeA: I don’t think you can massacre just one person, although if that person’s ego is as big as Kanye’s, I suppose it’s possible to make an exception.K: Who's seen the play Wicked? I've seen it 4 times! Other than loving the music acting and costumes... it's my story!!!A: Oooh, ooh, I have! I don’t remember there being any hip hop artists in it though. Or maybe I’m just thinking of the book?K: The Wicked witch of the west basically is so convicted to tell her' truth when she does it she is outcasted by society and turned WICKEDA: Yes, I’m pretty sure you’ve hit upon the moral of that story. It has nothing to do with friendship and humility and sacrifice.K: With new found humility ... who am I to run on stage? I would never ever again in a million years do that. Sorry to let you down.A: I thought you just said you’d do it for Justin? And why not acting like a gigantic asshat let anyone down?K: It is distasteful to cut people off as a general rule. What's the point of dressing tastefully if I'm going to act the complete opposite?A: Just…wow. Also, is it not distasteful to clog up innocent people’s Twitter feeds with your deepest thoughts on Saturday morning? I have some very important fake PR tweets coming in right now…K: Yes I was that guy. A 32 year old child.A: Oh man, like Geoffrey the Giraffe? I LOVE that guy!K: When I woke up from the crazy nightmare I looked in the mirror and said GROW UP KANYE ... I take the responsibility for my actionsA: How much time, on average, would you say you spend looking in mirrors, sir?K: I am not a bad person. Even in that moment I was only trying to do good but people don't always need my help.A: I’m sure you’re not a bad person, but I don’t think the problem here was that Beyonce didn’t need your help. I think the problem is that you were not even a little bit helping.K: Beyonce didn't need that. MTV didn't need that and Taylor and her family friends and fans definitely didn't want or need that.A: Nope, they didn’t. But all of them have dealt with it and moved on. You haven’t.K: These aren't regular tweets... this is stream of consciousness ... I want you guys to know and feel where my head is at...A: Funny…they’re coming into my Twitter feed just like regular tweets do. EXCEPT THAT THEY’RE NOT STOPPING AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN READING THEM. (Actually, I stopped following Kanye on Twitter a long time ago for this very reason. There’s some dramatic license at work here.)

(We'll pick up with the rest of the Twitter tirade tomorrow.)

My #musicmonday pick: For my brother Mark, who’s starting his first day of work after a few months of luxurious funemployment today, “Welcome to the Working Week,” by Elvis Costello.

2 comments:

Anonymous
said...

Please don't continue tomorrow.

Much worse than anything Kanye posted is this kind of pointless snark. Really really unfunny snark at that. You've already outed yourself as a contrarian in your last post dedicated to him, so why address him at all?

"Much worse than anything Kanye posted is this kind of pointless snark. Really really unfunny snark at that. You've already outed yourself as a contrarian in your last post dedicated to him, so why address him at all?