What do you suppose the odds are that I’ll be able to stop my motor vehicle at the end of said ice-way? Anyone care to place a wager?

What is my life worth these days, anyway?? Anyone?

We’re getting hungry….please send supplies. In lieu of food, please send wine. And a large donation to pay for the snow sled we’ll need to rent to get down the road.I hereby declare myself unlimited whining rights for the remainder of this season-formerly-known-as.....well, you know.

Any one who visits you now probably doesn't care about your predicament, they just wanna skate. I agree with sparky, charge people for it. We'll even let you say it was your very own Kath-piphany (Kathryn epiphany is a bit of a mouthful). You won't have to worry about a lawsuit... as long as we get our cut that is.

Wow. That looks like fun!! I hope that's not a super busy road in front of your house. We used to live in a house that did this, but it was on a side street with little traffic, so we'd sled down the driveway, across the street and into the church parking lot!!

I tried to send you a glass of wine but it keeps leaking out the envelope. So sorry!

Wow. Good luck with that. One of many good things about the south--not so much snow and ice to make winter dreary. Just gray skies, damp air and grouchy inmates, er, spouses. Bless Hubby's heart... I'm ready for spring, too.

Mathmatically, if you put on yor brakes at the top of your drive, turn the wheel 23.2 degrees to the left and you should STILL manage to slide into the intersection and get hit by the maintenance truck.

Just pack yourself in bubble wrap so you survive the impact and live to buy yourself a new car!:-)

That ice slab is three inches thick? You can chunk it up and build an igloo...then win a beauty contest, become a governor, and run for VP. Then lose, quit, wear that free orange hat at the end of your runway, and ask for more wine online.

Forget food, you were right about the wine though. Ahhh the joys of winter. I remember the winter of my daughters infancy having to chip the ice off the car so I could get the doors open, while she sat in her car seat in the freezing cold, screaming like a banshee. Sunny California anyone?

Okay, wow. That is literally scary. How bout I sneak you some of the wine leftover from New Years? There's still a ton of it. Will send a package of Oreos as well! Never fear Kathryn, we have enough food to last you through the winter. I think.

HAHAHA in leu of food, please send wine. I love you so much Kathryn. And holy crappola batman... I don't think I could live there. I was planning on surprising you and being your weird new friend that wouldn't leave.... but I don't think i could deal with that ice!

Jmberrygirl: Yeah...winter is still winter....regardless whether you get snow or not. I still think it's crappy. We need spring....bad!

RON! Nooooo....you LIE. Spring is NOT almost here...not even CLOSE. Each day, it warms just enough to begin to melt my lake formerly known as my driveway and then at night it freezes up again. All new and shiny and treacherous. Spring could not come soon enough! xoxo

lifelove'n'wine: Ah. I do believe a lot of ppl have gotten hammered on wine that was supposed to come to ME! That's okay, sweetie! I take little-old-lady steps on ice as well!

Feel your pain! We got a mother of a snow storm beginning on Friday. Our driveway was snowed in and to top it off, my husband's 4wheel drive that we paid $350 to have fixed, wasn't fixed. We got home from grocery shopping Friday evening and tried to back into our drive only to have the truck get stuck in the drifts. And that's when we discovered the 4wheel drive was M.I.A. Saturday morning my husband and son tried to shovel out the drive that had in some areas 4ft. drifts. Thank goodness one of my hubby's friends has a plow and came in to help. And one of our neighbors pitched in til the plow could get here. What made it more frustrating, was the City Crew that plowed snow into our driveway as they were passing by AFTER seeing that my husband and neighbor had made a decent dent in their shoveling endeavors to make it so close to the street!! Winter SUCKS!! Thank the Lord we only have March left to contend with!

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welcome!

I'm glad you stopped by. Now that you're here, I hope you'll breathe and reboot. Cocktails are optional, but highly recommended. Not that you need one to find me utterly charming...but it couldn't hurt.So pour yourself a glass of Cloudy, raise it high and send a toast to all of us. I'll try my best to make you smile. But if I fail, just pour yourself another...it's a win/win.