Charlie Sheen gives $1,000 to Waiter Given a .20 cent tip by NFL player – How fucked up is the NFL when Charlie Sheen is the saint by comparison?

iPhone 6 and 6 Plus announced – Wait…didn’t we have a bigger cell phone once…and didn’t we decide we hated it? Guess not. By all means, talk into your iPad, have fun at the club in your skinny jeans, and good luck not looking like a douche.

Rihanna Song Pulled from Ravens Game Amidst Domestic Abuse Scandal – Yes…let’s not let a domestic abuse victim’s song play..yeah, that should make the media not focus on the scandal.

Aaaaaaaand the Champion of the Week is………………Charlie Sheen for being the one to do the nice thing this week.

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