In de old days, when dey saw us, dey'd frown and moob to de udder side of da street. Den we started using wax, glue and ancient knot-tying skills to makes our hairs look funny. Now dey smile, laugh, point and den dey moobs to de udder side.

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Thawtbubblette: I is gonna put a spell on yoooo!

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Look out, Lumathala, there's a man hand sneaking up on you!

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I'm officially known as SSICheck #1298772/f, but you can call me Rakeisha.

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