My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I’m pretty sure everyone knows how I feel about the length system, so I won’t **** here to much more. To prove my point I will say that I currently have 54 e-peens (5th most overall), but I’m in 26th place in length.

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

MC Banhammer Posted:

I could actually do that if I didn’t think I’d get in trouble for it. Mods can now award epeen. So I could give ALL of them to one of my testing alts, and that would fix the top at 13”. Log in to see images!

I was kinda hoping that CZ would pick trustworthy mods Log in to see images!

I didn’t know you guys could give all of the different peens, but I did know you had the ability Log in to see images!

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Evil Trout Posted:

The idea is it allows us to add new E-Peen™ without having people’s peen just getting longer and longer.

The alternative would be some people with 20”+ inch male reproductive organes that just get longer and longer forever. If you guys are cool with that I will change it.

This is a internet game, what’s the problem with 20 inch long male reproductive organes? Log in to see images!

If you consider a normal internet environment, people ALWAYS brag about having bigger male reproductive organes than what they truly have IRL. Having unrealistically long male reproductive organes would only makes sense.

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I’m confused as to why a 20” peen isn’t funny. Clearly that peenwhore got implants. Log in to see images!

If you want to stick with the fixed 13.0” thing, then award yourself (ET) every peen in the game, so it all hinges on you as the ultimate measuring stick. I might be a griefer in certain ways, but I don’t want to think that because I got the latest consecutive peen or whatever craploads of people woke up annoyed that their game effort had been devalued. How can it possibly be good for the game to let one active player subtly troll and annoy every other person in the game simply by playing? Does anyone out there actually think the players at the top are going to do anything except keep picking up new peens and swap position occasionally?

EDIT:

Sneaky27 Posted:

It would also allow for a sense of accomplishment for those of us relatively new to the game. To earn a new epeen and see a shrinkage was disappointing to say the least.

THIS is what I don’t want to see. It is not just having an effect on the longtime peenwhores.

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

If you want peenz to devalue the more they’re obtained, then have them give each person who gets the peen less and less of a reward for it. After all, being the FIRST person to do something is a LOT more impressive than the 9000th person to do it.

Also, that would take away the incentive for players to hog the leaderboards to keep their peen up.

Of course, NOT degrading peen length would be far more entertaining – who could say no to the lulz from people walking around with 32’ ePeens?

I disagree, because then this would penalize the newer players. We should have a system that’s fair to everyone.

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

The idea is it allows us to add new E-Peen™ without having people’s peen just getting longer and longer.

The alternative would be some people with 20”+ inch male reproductive organes that just get longer and longer forever. If you guys are cool with that I will change it.

For some reason, this reply didn’t include the words “I see that everyone involved in playing and making this game hates the way I changed e-peen, so I’ll work to change that in the next day or so”. Que obvioso, there’s no question, obviously everyone wants it with the potential 20”+ epeens…

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

FalconFour Posted:

For some reason, this reply didn’t include the words “I see that everyone involved in playing and making this game hates the way I changed e-peen, so I’ll work to change that in the next day or so”. Que obvioso, there’s no question, obviously everyone wants it with the potential 20”+ epeens…

Can you please fix that?

It didn’t include those words because they wouldn’t be accurate. There are only 36 posts in this thread and many are from the same person. A far cry from “everyone”.