The ramblings, epiphanies and tantrums of a mom …

Listen Up…

This includes, but is not limited to, listening to them talk, in great detail, about the size, color and shape of their poop, that they are 100% positive they will one day become Mrs. Justin Bieber, that platypuses lay eggs, that Rapunzel is the most beautiful of all the Disney princesses, that when they grow up they will be a veterinarian, but also a dancer, that McDonald’s Happy Meal toys are always better than the toys in the Wendy’s kids meals, that sneakers that light up are way cooler than those that don’t, that orange cheese doodles taste better than the less messy white ones, that no outfit is complete without a matching neon colored feather in your hair and a bubble bath trumps a shower any night of the week…