Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones.

Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.

Oblivious to everything except their own self-absorbed frivolity, people had begun to talk long before this. There was that previous escapade at the Nottingham Goose Fair which was etched deeply in the psyche's of all who'd witnessed it.