McDonald’s Honey Mustard Snack Wrap

I wonder what’s a worse fate for a chicken: To be a grilled or crispy piece of chicken in the new McDonald’s Honey Mustard Snack Wrap.

Sure, there are even worse fates for chickens, like bird flu, being used in some screwed up way in a Jackass stunt, Chicken McNuggets, dancing naked in the Peter Gabriel “Sledgehammer” music video, or being eaten by Nicole Richie, then being regurgitated by Nicole Richie.

Unlike the original Ranch Snack Wrap, which only comes with crispy chicken, the honey mustard one come with either crispy chicken or grilled chicken, which is probably healthier than the crispy version, unless McDonald’s has found a way to grill things by sticking them in hot oil.

Along with your choice of chicken, the Honey Mustard Snack Wrap also comes with shredded cheddar jack cheese, lettuce, a sweet and tangy honey mustard sauce wrapped in a flour tortilla, and for some, it also comes with the guilt of knowing that you’re eating another McDonald’s product despite your promise to swear off of it after watching the documentary Super Size Me.

After trying both the crispy and grilled Honey Mustard Snack Wrap, it’s hard to determine which one I like better. It’s like trying to choose which Olsen twin I like best, because just like Mary-Kate and Ashley, both versions of the Honey Mustard Snack Wrap look alike, are kinda pale on the outside, and don’t have much meat in them.

Both versions are about six or seven inches long, which is either small, big, or just right, depending on how big your hands or cock is. For me, the size of the Honey Mustard Snack Wrap was wayyyyyyyy too small and I wished that it was a more reasonable nine to ten inches. But then again what do you expect for some thing that costs just $1.29?

So in the end, which Honey Mustard Snack Wrap do I prefer and which is the worst fate for a piece of chicken, crispy or grilled?

Well, the crispy version tastes better, but the grilled one is healthier. However, the honey mustard sauce had kind of a weird sweet deli mustard spicy taste to it, so it turns out that the worst fate for a piece of chicken would be to end up in a Honey Mustard Snack Wrap and I prefer neither the crispy nor grilled versions of it and I’d rather go buy the much better original Ranch Snack Wrap instead.

Well, my weaknesses lie elsewhere, but since even their fries contain beef, that isn’t hard for me. I suppose I probably wouldn’t give up beer even if I found out it completely froze my colon up. Seven inches is totally respectable, totally respectable (I keep telling myself that at least).

My friend and I went to McDonald’s for lunch right after watching Super Size Me. That film didn’t bother me at all. But I’m also the type to wait in a 20 minute line for $8 fish and chips at Marine World (which I did, instead of a 4 minute $4 hot dog line).

Those don’t look half bad. I don’t know about you, but after seeing Super Size Me, I actually wanted a Big Mac and french fries. However, I will probably NEVER eat another Big Mac again after the one I had last weekend. The meat was gritty and mealy and very salty and the whole thing was DROWNING in special sauce. I ended up throwing most of it away. Just thinking about it now almost makes me start to gag and throw up in my mouth! Baaaaaaaaaaaaa! ICK!

Super Size Me did nothing but remind me to go buy a Big Mac. Of course three meals of fast food a day will mess you up, that’s why you have to be like me and only eat it 2.5 times a day and then have a salad before you sleep.

I generally find KFC’s snacker to be the more enjoyable fast food item with “snack” in the name, so I stick to that.

I have not eaten in McDonald’s this year – Super Size Me confirmed my reservations about too much fast food. I don’t think the wraps available here – what they have here is a ‘McRice Burger’. I got to try a similar product in KFC – the Go-Go Sandwich which comes with Caesar (which I prefer) or Dragon dressing. Honey Mustard Chicken can be delish if made from ‘scratch’.

“Healthy fast food” has always been an oxymoron to me.
I always imagine the McDonalds “chefs” yucking it up whenever someone orders a healthy food item; they then proceed to apply extra oil and mayo while preparing the “health” food….

I’ve been a diehard Mickey D’s chocolate shake fan since I was a kid… . But ahh, the joys of innkeeping, cook everything mostly in house… But this is review site is a great find for ideas and recommendations

Marvo – Well, I’m sure a few 6 or 7 inch (plus 9-10) things have gone in her mouth, but we don’t know that for sure since she hasn’t released any celeb-porn tapes like her disease-ridden friend Paris Hilton.