Oh dear

Oh dear, Rick Perry is running for president again.

And he’s made himself over yet again. This time he’s running as a “bridge builder.” He wants to reach across partisan politics and bring us all together. So if women can just get past their obsession with being responsible for their own bodies, if GLBTQ people can get over their selfish desire for equal rights, if workers can get past petty issues like not dying on the job, if teachers will quit trying to sneak science into textbooks, and if environmentalists will just look past their pipe dreams of having a habitable planet- then we can all get along.

Honestly, if Rick Perry ever gets tired of politics he has a great career in stand up comedy.