It was a drawing of Chuck Howley that Pizza Hut was giving away with each large Pizza. It had a dark blue border around it. I thought I would be able to find a picture of it on Google, but I guess not.

The first was two vultures sitting on a stump in the desert, nothing but desolation for miles, a bleached out cattle skull at their feet... the one vulture is looking at the other, saying "Patience, my ***, I'm gonna kill something"...

The second was the Sensual Dieter's Guide To Weight Loss During Sex... it was HYSTERICAL, it outlined all the calories burned during various sexual activities... it got a little silly at places, including things like "Begging for a second chance"...