The Media tells us vampires are dangerous, alluring, sexy and generally ancient.

The vampire before me was definitely unquestionably old.Apron, white curly hair, wrinkles.Not what I consider sexy. The cookies she was offering me smelled alluring in the sense I had skipped breakfast, and they were absolutely my favorite.

I asked,"When...did this happen..?"

She smiled."Well, when your grandfather passed on, I decided to start finally living..."