Just bought a new sex toy! Come have a look! :D
Gonna DRILL myself with this...

Some context: I'm a straight guy, and I LOVE anal play. I hardly ever masturbate without some form of anal masturbation. Until now, I had a few toys, and one of them was a vibrating dildo with a suction cup. I never used it at all really, because it was a little too small. It was only about 6" long and about 1.4" wide. One day I decided to give the suction cup a go (had never before) and that just had me! Man, it was amazing! Even though it was a little small, it was absolutely amazing.

I bought this bad boy this morning:

It's 9.2" long, and 1.8" wide. It's a little on the long side, but the girth is perfect. I can't WAIT to slap this toy on the bathroom tiles and stick it in my ass. I can't wait!

Just a thought. Now I have no problem with straight guys enjoying anal play (I enjoy a little myself from time to time if it's with the right girl). But what would make you want to buy a dildo that is a replica of a penis?? Again, no problem with people being gay, it just seems weird for a "straight" guy to take a replica penis up his ass. Couldn't you have bought something that didn't resemble a penis? Like a butt plug?

Well, I'm not gay at all. I'm a happily married man, and I love my wife. I've never had any attraction to men, penises, etc.

After having all kinds of dildos over the years that DON'T look like penises, these toys have become nothing but tools to give me pleasure, and their appearance is of no consequence to me. I bought this one specifically for it's size; the way it looks is irrelevant. It could have looked like a miniature cat for all I care. As long as it's that shape, that girth, and that length, I'm happy. So sure, I guess it may be a little weird, but I couldn't care less what it looks like.

Also, there's no butt plug that's the shape of a dildo, because they have two different functions as toys

Of course! It was shipped today, so I'll have it this week sometime. Wednesday at the soonest, and I'm hoping it's here on Wednesday. I'm so so excited to get it.

I think I night just have to get used to the girth at first, but it won't be a big deal. I had dildo a while ago that was slightly, slightly smaller, and I could feel the size when it was inside me. I've got lube, and I'll warm my ass up before I shove this thing in there!

Well, I'm not gay at all. I'm a happily married man, and I love my wife. I've never had any attraction to men, penises, etc.

After having all kinds of dildos over the years that DON'T look like penises, these toys have become nothing but tools to give me pleasure, and their appearance is of no consequence to me. I bought this one specifically for it's size; the way it looks is irrelevant. It could have looked like a miniature cat for all I care. As long as it's that shape, that girth, and that length, I'm happy. So sure, I guess it may be a little weird, but I couldn't care less what it looks like.

Also, there's no butt plug that's the shape of a dildo, because they have two different functions as toys

Anyway, it arrived this morning. Guys, this thing is amazing. It's big, and I could feel the size when I put it in, but I somehow managed to take the whole thing, all 9.2". I humped it for about 20 minutes and then had one of the most amazing orgasms of my life. Love this thing...

Some context: I'm a straight guy, and I LOVE anal play. I hardly ever masturbate without some form of anal masturbation. Until now, I had a few toys, and one of them was a vibrating dildo with a suction cup. I never used it at all really, because it was a little too small. It was only about 6" long and about 1.4" wide. One day I decided to give the suction cup a go (had never before) and that just had me! Man, it was amazing! Even though it was a little small, it was absolutely amazing.

Just a thought. Now I have no problem with straight guys enjoying anal play (I enjoy a little myself from time to time if it's with the right girl). But what would make you want to buy a dildo that is a replica of a penis?? Again, no problem with people being gay, it just seems weird for a "straight" guy to take a replica penis up his ass. Couldn't you have bought something that didn't resemble a penis? Like a butt plug?

That dildo looks great and will feel great too. I have one just like it. We have tried all types of toys. Who cares if it looks like a penis. The flared head makes it go in easy. The rim of the head stimulates , as does the veins. The blunt tip also safely stimulates the prostate. I'll admit that the smooth dildos are quite boring.

and .... enjoying anal play doesn't make you gay... Being attracted to men when you are a man, makes you gay... So to paraphrase... If you are a guy and the only time you enjoy having a dildo up your ass if a man is holding it.. you might be gay..

So I've had this toy for a few weeks now, and I'll tell you guys one thing: I've had some of the best orgasms of my life with this toy.

I'll be honest, though, it IS a little big. I can manage it easily, but if it were smaller, I think I'd enjoy it more. The feeling of fullness I experience is amazing, but it's a bit much for me to handle for extended periods of time, I start getting a little sore. I thought I'd manage it, but it's a little too big. My next one will definitely be on the smaller size - maybe 1.4 or 1.5" wide.

In other news! I've always wanted a butt plug, and I finally ordered one. This one is a fairly big one too, but the size doesn't concern me too much with this one, as it'll go in and stay there, not be doing the usual in/out motion. It's about 1.8" wide like this dildo I bought, and it's made out of glass. It should be here this week!