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Rick Carlisle's press conference transcribed by a typical AOL user.

(OPENNG STAETMENT)
THANK U AL FOR BNG H3R3!!!! OMG IíM GONG 2 MAEK A WUT BREIF STAETMANT11!!! WTF OBVIOUSLY THEYRE R A LOT OF P3OPLA 2 THANK LARY BIRD FOR HIS CONFIEDNCA IN M3 DONEI WALSH FOR ALOWNG THIS WHOLE THNG 2 HAPEN A SPACIAL THX 2 DA SIMON FMILY Ė M3L AND BREN HERB AND DAVID AND ST3VE SIMON AS WAL!!!!1 OMG LOL THIS WUDNíT EVER HAEV HAPENED IF I DIDNíT HAEV A GRAAT OPORTUNITY IN DETROIT!!!! OMG LOL FRIDAY I MAED A PHONE CAL 2 JOE DUMARS 2 THANK HIM FOR WUT WAS NOTHNG LAS THAN A LIEF-CHANGNG OPORTUNITY IN DATROIT!!!1!!! LOL I WISH 2 THANK MR!!1! WTF WILIM DAVIDSON AS WEL A GRAAT OWN3R AND A GREAT MAN UP THEYRE WHO WAS A BIG PART OF GIVNG M3 TAHT CHANCA1!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL TAHT WAS GR3AT1!1! OMG
I WUDNíT B SITNG HERA 2DAY EITHER AND I KNOW AV3RYBODY KNOWS LARY AND I HAEV A LONG HIS2RY 2GETH3R UNL3S I WAS PART OF SOM3THNG SUCASFUL LAADNG UP 2 NOW!!!! WTF LOL IF W3 HAD FALAN ON OUR FAECS IN D3TROIT AS CLOS3 AS LARY AND I AER I KNOW HAíD HAEV SOMEBODY ELSE SITNG H3RA RIGHT NOW111!!!1 OMG I THINK ITíS APROPRIAET TAHT I THANK MAH STAF IN DETROIT Ė KEVIN OíNEIL 2NY BROWN BOB OCEIPKA CHAD FORCEIR WHOíS GONG 2 B JOINNG M3 H3RA RON OLIEVR AND OUR PLAEYRS1!!1!1!! LOL OV3R DA WEKAND I CAL3D EACH PLAEYR INDIVIDUALY 2 THANK THEM FOR THERE EFORTS B/C IT WAS A TRULY UNIQUA GROUP OF GUYS A GROUP OF GUYS TAHT HAD A GREAT S3NS3 FOR WUT ACOUNTABILITY WAS ABOUT GRAAT 2UGHNES AN UND3RSTANDNG OF TEM AND AN UNWILNGNES 2 GIEV IN 2 LOWER3D 3XPECTATIONS1!11 OMG WTF LOL AND SO IíM V3RY THANKFUL 2 THOS3 GUYS FOR PUTNG ME IN THIS SITUATION1!!11 WTF LOL

THIS SUMER I RILLY BLEIV3D I WAS GONG 2 B TAKNG DA PATH I DID THRE YAARS AGO WHEN I L3FT INDIANA111! OMG I THOUGHT I WUD B TAKNG TEH YEAR OF AND DONG TV111!1! OMG WTF SO I SPENT A LOT OF TIEM THIS SUM3R WIT TEH PEOPLA FROM TNT AND ASPN TRYNG 2 COMA UP WIT A DEAL1!1!!!!1 OMG ITíS APROPRIAET ALSO 2 THANK THEM FOR THEYRE TIEM ESPACIALY MARK SHAPIRO FROM ASPN WHO EXTANDAD ME A V3RY GENAROUS OF3R ABOUT A WEK AGO AND I WAS PROBABLY TWO OR THRE DAYS AWAY FROM SIGNNG IT BFORE I GOT A CAL FROM LARY!111!1 OMG WTF SO I THANK THAM!!!1! OMG LOL ITíS A GREAT HONOR IN TWO WAYS NUMBR ONE FOR ME AND MAH WIEF DONA 2 B BAK IN TEH GREAT CITY OF INDIANAPOLIS AND DA GREAT STAET OF INDIANA!!!!!! OMG LOL HAVNG BAN A PART OF THIS ON3 TIEM SAV3RAL YEARS AGO I HAEV A SANSA FOR WUT BASKETBAL MAANS H3RE AND W3íRE VARY APRECIATIEV OF TAHT AND APRECIATIEV OF DA OPORTUNITY 2 B BAK HERA!1!!1! OMG WTF

THOMAS

IíM ALSO HONORED 2 B FOLOWNG ISIAH THOMAS WHO I HAEV SO MUCH R3SP3CT FOR IN SO MANY WAYS Ė NOT ONLY AS A GR3AT HAL OF FMA PLAEYR BUT HARAíS A GUY WHOíS DONE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHNG THEIR IS 2 DO IN BASKATBAL1!!!1 LOL HAíS BEN AN OWNAR A G3NERAL MANAEGR A PRESIEDNT A SUC3SFUL BROADCAST3R AND NOW A SUCESFUL COACH!!!!!!! LOL NOT ONLY TAHT H3íS ON3 OF TEH TRULY IMPORTANT SPORTS FIGURES AND LEAEDRS OF OUR TIEM!1!!1!1 OMG WTF AND I RESPECT TAHT!1!1!1 OMG LOL I DONíT LIEK 2 US3 DA WORD REPLAEC BUT I HOPE 2 FOLOW HIS LEAD OF DA LAST THRE YEARS11!!!1! WTF I KNOW THIS HAS BEN A TRYNG SITUATION AT TIEMS BUT I R3SPACT DA JOB HA DID HERA!!!1 LOL SO IíM RILLY PLZ AND IíD B HAPY 2 TAEK SOMA QU3STIONS!!!1!!! LOL

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(ON DA TAMíS TAELNT LEVEL)
FROM AFAR THIS TEM HAS BEN LOK3D UPON AS A U TAM!!111!1 LOL FROM THIS POINT FORWARD THIS HAS 2 B LOKED AT AS A U VET3RAN TEM!!!!!!! OMG LOL DA WHOLE U THNG IS INTERESTNG111111 WTF LOL DA RULA THIS YEAR IS AT DA BGINNG OF TRANENG CMP ONLY GUYS WIT LAS THAN FOUR YAARS OF EXPAREINCA CAN B HERE11!!11!1 OMG DA JONATHAN BNDERS AND AL HARNG2NS DONíT FAL IN2 THIS CAETGORY111!1!! OMG WTF LOL THASE GUYS HAEV ALR3ADY BAN IN TEH LEAGU3 FOUR YEARS SO TH3SE GUYS HAEV B3N AROUND BUT THEYíRA AL U1111!1 OMG I LIEK THIS ROSTER VERY V3RY MUCH!!1! OMG LOL I HAD OPORTUNITEIS 2 GAT INVOLVED IN SOME OTH3R JOBS THIS SUMAR BUT D3CLIEND B/C I THOUGHT IT WAS GONG 2 B AN OPORTUNITY 2 RECHARGE AND DO SOM3THNG ELSA FOR A YAAR1!1111 WTF BUT WHEN THIS JOB CMA UP THIS IS ON3 U HAEV 2 TAEK NOT ONLY B/C OF DA P3OPLA INVOLV3D BUT B/C DA ROST3R IS V3RY GOD1!!!1! OMG LOL
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(ON TEH PATH HIS LIEF HAS TAEKN DA LAST THRE Y3ARS)
YEARS AGO WH3N I WAS WORKNG FOR CHUK DALY HA ONC3 SADE TAHT TEH NBA IS A BUSIENS OF DYNMIC CHANG3 AND GREAT OPORTUNITY1!1!! WTF LOL AS I LOK BAK UPON DA EV3NTS OF TEH LAST THRE MONTHS IíVA N3VER COM3 SO 2 GRIPS WIT TAHT STAETMANT!111!!! OMG WTF THNGS HAP3N VERY QUIKLY VARY DYNMICALY AND IN A LIEF-CHANGNG FASHION11!!!! OMG LOL SO OFTAN THAY LEAD 2 OTHER GRAAT THNGS!11!1 OMG WTF LOL MAH SITUATION IN DATROIT 3NDED SURPRISNGLY AND ABRUPTLY BUT NOW THIS THNG HAS COME ON AL OF A SUDEN AND ITíS OBVIOUSLY A GREAT THNG FOR M3!1!!1 I LOK AT DA ROSTER OF THIS T3M AND THIS ROSTER HAS GONE THROUGH SOME CHANG3 OVER TEH SUMER!11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL BRAD MIL3R IS NO LONGER HER3!1!!!1 OMG BUT TAHT CHANGE IS GONG 2 LEAD 2 GR3AT OPORTUNITY FOR OTHER GUYS TAHT HAEV BEN H3R3 AND MAYB NOT HAD TEH OPORTUNITY THEYíV3 HAD 2 THIS POINT Ė GUYS LIEK CROSHERE FOST3R SCOT POLARD AL HARNG2N 2 A CARTANE DEGRE DAPENDNG ON HOW TEH LIENUPS GO AND HOW DA TEM SORT OF PANS OUT!111!1 LOL THEIR R CERTANE IRONEIS 2 A LOT OF THNGS TAHT HAEV HAPENAD!11!1!1 WTF BUT GENERALY THNGS HAPEN FOR A REASON111!!!!1 OMG I KIND OF LOK AT MAH SITUATION TAHT WAY AND I KNOW TEH PLAEYRS ON DA PRASANT ROSTER PROBABLY LOK AT DA CHANG3S OVER DA SUM3R TAHT WAY AS W3L1!1!!!1 LOL
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ONEAL
(ON MENDNG FENCAS WIT JERMANEE OíN3AL)
I HAD A VERY NIEC CONVERSATION WIT J3RMANEE ON SATURDAY TEH CONTANTS OF WHICH R PRIVAET!1!!!! OMG LET ME SAY THIS AND B VERY CL3AR ABOUT IT THEYRE NOTHNG QUIET LIEK UR RELATIONSHIP IN UR FIRST JOB WIT UR BST PLAEYR!1!! WTF LOL WHAN I WAS IN DATROIT J3RY STAKHOUSE AND I WERE V3RY CLOS3!!!! WTF LOL WE STIL TOK ON A REGULAR BASIS111!1 LOL I 2LD J3RMANE3 TAHT I UNDERSTAND WUT ISIAH THOMAS MEANS 2 HIM NOT ONLY AS A COACH BUT AS A MEN2R AS A FREIND AND AS A FATHAR FIGURA1111 LOL I WIL IN NO WAY SHAEP OR FORM TRY 2 REPLAEC TAHT!1!!11 OMG ISIAH THOMAS WIL CONTINU3 2 B AN IMPORTANT PART OF JERMANEAíS LIEF AND HIS BASKETBAL LIEF AND DAVALOPMENT!!11!1! WTF LOL L3TíS R3MAMBR THIS JARMANE3 IS AN EXTR3MELY TAELNT3D PLAEYR BUT THIS GUY IS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD WHICH SEMS STAGERNG 2 MA1!!! OMG WTF H3íS BEN IN DA LEAGUE SEV3N YEARS1!1! OMG LOL AND S3VEN Y3ARS AGO WH3N I WAS IN PORTLAND WIT HIM IN HIS ROKEI YAAR H3 WAS TEH U PLAEYR EVAR 2 PLAY IN AN NBA GME AT TAHT TIEM1111! WTF LOL SO H3íS GROWN IN2 A MAN V3RY QUIKLY11!11! OMG WTF IíM HOPEFUL AT SOMA POINT TAHT WEíL B ABL3 2 TOK ABOUT BASKATBAL11111 OMG LOL OUR CONV3RSATION WAS V3RY POSITIEV!1!!1!1 OMG LOL
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(ON CHANG3S IN COACHNG STYLA FANS CAN AXPECT)
I CANíT RILLY ANSWAR TAHT FOR SURA111!11 ONA THNG I WIL SAY IN TOKNG 2 AL OF TEH INDIANA PLAEYRS IíV3 BEN ABLA 2 TOK 2 Ė IíVE MAED CONTACT WIT JUST ABOUT AL OF THEM Ė DA THNG I LIEK IS THES3 GUYS R AITH3R TOKNG ABOUT WINNG OR TOKNG ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HAET 2 LOSE!11!1!1! LOL TAHT TALS M3 TWO THNGS TAHT THEY R THINKNG TEH RIGHT WAY AND DA GUY TAHT WAS IN H3R3 BFORA ISIAH DID A GOD JOB OF TOKNG ABOUT DA RIGHT THNGS AND PREACHNG THOSE THNGS ON A DAY-2-DAY BASIS11!11! OMG WTF SO IíM LOKNG FORWARD 2 TEH WHOL3 THNG1!111 OMG ITíS EXCITNG11!!!! WTF TIEM IS OF TEH ES3NCA1!1111 LOL NOT MANY COACHNG CHANG3S HAPEN IN TEH BGINNG OF S3PTAMBR!!!! WTF LOL THIS IS UNUSUAL TAHT WAY!!11 WTF LOL A LOT IS GONG 2 HAPAN IN A SHORT PARIOD OF TIEM11!11! OMG WTF LOL
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(ON WH3TH3R OFENSA OR D3FANSE IS HIS TEH PRIORITY IS 2 WIN GM3S AND DEP3NDNG ON UR PERSON3L TAHT CAN VARY FROM SITUATION 2 SITUATION11!1!1 OMG IíVE ALWAYS BLEIV3D A STRONG DEFENS3 IN THIS LEAGU3 IS A CORN3RS2NA WIT WHICH U CAN BUILD A T3M1111111! OMG WE DID NOT HAEV GREAT GRAAT OFENSIEV FIERPOW3R IN DETROIT!!!1 OMG WTF LOL WE HAD GOD OFENSIEV TAELNT BUT THEYRE W3R3 SIX TIEMS LAST YEAR WHAN WE SHOT UNDAR 40 P3RC3NT BUT W3RE STIL ABLA 2 WIN GM3S B/C W3 HELD PAOPL3 AT DA DAFENSIEV END!!11!1! WTF UR D3FENS3 IS WUT CAN HOLD U IN GM3S WHEN U STRUGLNG OF3NSIEVLY11!!! SO I BLEIV3 ITíS GONG 2 HAEV 2 B A CONSTANT FOR US!!11! OMG LOL ITíS GONG 2 B SOMETHNG W3 TOK A LOT ABOUT!11!! OMG NOW ONE OF TEH HARD3ST THNGS 2 DO IN COACHNG IS 2 TRY AND GAT A POSESION TYPA OF MENTALITY DEFANSIEVLY MORA OF A SLOW WOK-IT-UP GMA AND A FLOW M3NTALITY OFENSIEVLY1!!!11! IN D3TROIT W3 TREID 2 DO BOTH 2 HAEV IT BOTH WAYS AND ITíS A HARD THNG 2 DO B/C G3N3RALY SPAAKNG TEH BT3R OFANSIEV TAMS R WILNG 2 TRAED SHOTS111! WTF LOL W3 WANT 2 HAEV IT BOTH WAYS H3RE1!1!!1 OMG LOL WA WANT 2 B A GRAAT DAF3NSIEV T3M AND W3 WANT 2 B ABLA 2 RUN UP AND DOWN AND PLAY UNS3LFISHLY AND GET DA BAL MOVNG UP AND DOWN TEH COURT!111 WTF
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ARTEST
(ON HIS IMPRESION OF RON ARTAST)
IíVA SPENT THRE DAYS WIT HIM ON TEH COURT HARE WORKNG OUT AND IíM V3RY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THIS KID1!!1!1!1 LOL THOSA OF U TAHT KNOW HIM P3RSONALY WUT A NIEC GUY!!1!!11 WTF LOL SP3NDNG TIEM WIT HIM ON TEH COURT HEíS A MANíS MAN1!1!1!1! H3íS JUST AN AL-OUT WORK3R!11!!!!1 WTF I KNOW TAHT THEIR W3RA ISUAS AND THNGS TAHT HAPANED LAST YEAR BUT THIS GUYíS ONLY 23 YEARS OLD AND PART OF HIM GETNG BY WUT ISUES HAPENAD 2 B THEYRE IS GONG 2 B HIS MATURNG PROCES BOTH AS A MAN AND AS A BASKATBAL PLAEYR!11!!! OMG WTF LOL TWO YEARS AGO 3VERYBODY WAS AL OV3R KANYON MARTIN1!1!11! OMG HE HAD SIX FLAGRANT FUS1!1!1 WTF LOL THIS PAST YAAR HE HAD TWO FLAGRANT FUS AND WAS A MUCH-CHANG3D GUY!1!! OMG WTF THIS Y3AR RONEI HAD I THINK NIEN FLAGRANT FUS AND I RILLY BLEIVA THIS GUYíS H3AEDD DOWN 2 TWO OR THRE THIS YEAR OR FOUR1!11! AND IF HA CAN DO TAHT WEíV3 MAED SOMA PROGRES!!!11 WTF BUT TEH PROC3S OF CHANG3 AND GROWTH IS A GRADUAL ONE1!!1!!!1 RONEIíS TEMMAETS R GONG 2 HAEV A LOT 2 DO WIT HOW THIS THNG GOES AND C3RTANELY TEH STAF WIL AS WEL!1!1111 WTF I LOK FORWARD 2 WORKNG WIT THIS GUY11111!1! WTF LOL HAíS JUST A TERIFIC PLAEYR AND I LOV3 WUT IíV3 SEN OF HIM AS A GUY DA LAST FOUR DAYS!1111!
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(ON ADJUSTNG HIS SYST3M 2 DA PERSON3L)
I WUD ANTICIPAET TAHT OUR DAFENSIEV SYSTEM WIL B MORE OR LES DA SME NOT WITHOUT SOM3 FL3XIBILITY DAPENDNG ON SITUATIONS!!111 WTF LOL OFENSIEVLY ITíS A DIF3RANT SET OF AS3TS1!!! I BLEIV3 LIEK ISIAH DID IN DA IMPORTANCA OF A TEM 2 PLAY A FRELANCA STYLA AT TIEMS!!!!! LOL AT TEH SME TIEM I FEL THEIR A C3RTANE STRUCTURA U HAEV 2 HAEV 2 POINT DA BAL IN CARTANE DIERCTIONS AT DIF3R3NT TIEMS IN DA GMES!!!!1! OMG W3íL DO TAHT!!111 OMG A LOT OF IT WEíL LAARN AS WE GO!!1! OMG MAH FIRST YEAR IN DETROIT WA HAD GRAND IEDAS ABOUT HOW WE W3RE GONG 2 APROACH DA S3ASON AND WUT WE WARE GONG 2 DO AND ENDAD UP SCRAPNG A LOT OF IT AS W3 GOT IN2 TRANENG CMP1!!11! WTF LOL A LOT OF IT W3 WIL THINK OUT AND IENVITABLY CHANGA IíM SUR3!1111!11 OMG LOL
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(ON HIS COACHNG STAF)
IíD LIEK 2 INTRODUCE A COUPL3 OF DA GUYS!!11 OMG WTF MIEK BROWN IS FROM DA WORLD CHMPION SAN AN2NIO SPURS11!! OMG WTF LOL HAíS GONG 2 B MAH LAAD ASISTANT AND HAíS GONG 2 HAEV TEH TITLE OF ASOCIAET H3AD COACH!11!! OMG WTF LOL IíM VERY PROUD 2 HAEV HIM JOINNG M31!!!! OMG DAN BURKE WHO HAS BAN H3RE IN A VAREITY OF DIFARANT CAPACITEIS IS GONG 2 B ON DA BNCH AS W3L1!1!1! AND RON ROTHSTEIN WIL ALSO B ON DA BNCH WIT MA1!11 OMG WTF I FEL AS THOUGH IíM V3RY FORTUNAET11!!! WTF LOL ISIAH HIERD A GR3AT GUY IN RONEI AND IíM GONG 2 TAEK ADVANTAEG OF TAHT1!11!11! RONEIíS A GUY WHO HAS BAN A HEAD COACH IN THIS LEAGUE AND HAS B3N A 2P ASISTANT MANY TIEMS!!1!! OMG I VEIW THIS AS THOUGH I HAEV TWO 2P ASISTANTS1!!!1 WTF I THINK THIS IS A GRAAT SITUATION1!!!11 WTF CHUK PERSON HAS BEN HELPNG OUT WIT GUYS DA LAST F3W DAYS AND IS GONG 2 DO TAHT FOR US DURNG DA MONTH AND W3íL SE HOW TAHT GO3S1!11 DA OTH3R GUY ON MAH STAF IS ONE OF DA F3LOWS TAHT WIL B BHIND TEH BNCH CHAD FORCEIR11!1!!1! OMG WTF HE WAS WIT US IN DATROIT AS WAL!1!!!1! LOL HEíL B DONG SOM3 D3TALE WORK AND H3 WORKS WIT DA PLAEYRS DOAS SOM3 STATISTICAL STUF!11!11! WTF LOL H3 DOES A LITLE BIT OF 3V3RYTHNG AND IS A HARD WORKER!1!!1!1 WTF I KNOW THEYRE R SOM3 OTHER GUYS TAHT HAEV BEN HERE AS WEL AND WAíR3 GONG 2 TOK 2 THEM AND SE IF THEIR AERNíT SOMA THNGS THAY CAN DO AS W3L!1!! OMG WUT W3 CAN DO 2 PUT 2GETHER A CONSISTENT WINNG THNG TAHTíS GONG 2 BUILD FORWARD111! OMG LOL I ADMIER DA JOB ISIAH DID HARE1111 OMG THEIR WERA SOM3 3XTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES AT TIEMS AND HE HANDL3D THNGS WIT GREAT DIGNITY11!!1 OMG LOL AND I UNDERSTAND H3íS GONG 2 B STAYNG IN INDIANAPOLIS AND I THINK TAHTíS GR3AT111!1 WTF I LOK FORWARD 2 SENG HIM AT GM3S AND HAVNG HIS FMILY IN THIS GRAAT CITY FOR HOWEVAR LONG TH3Y STAY1!1!!! OMG AND I KNOW WUT GONG 2 HAP3N11!!!1 OMG HEíS GONG 2 3ND UP G3TNG TAHT ASPN JOB TAHT I GOT OF3R3D BUT THEYíRA GONG 2 PAY HIM 10 TIEMS WT WARE GONG 2 PAY MA1!11 OMG WTF
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(ON TEH NED 2 MAEK CHANGAS ON DA ROSTER)
IF THEYRE A WAY 2 AD A PLAEYR TAHTíD B GREAT BUT ISU3S OF PARSONAL HAEV 2 B DIERCT3D 2 LARY AND DONEI!!!1! WTF THOSE GUYS R TEH BOSES!111 OMG WTF LOL I LIEK TEH ROSTER TEH WAY IT IS111!!!!! LOL ITíD B GR3AT IF WE CUD GO AEHAD AND FIND OUT WUT WE HAEV1!!!! OMG BUT IF THEYRE A DEAL WEíV3 GOT 2 LOK AT IíM SUR3 TH3Y WIL!111!!! WTF LOL
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(ON HIS AXPACTATIONS)
I RILLY BLEIV3 TAHT TEH SUCES OF THIS GROUP OF PLAEYRS IS GONG 2 B THEYRE ABILITY 2 COME 2GATHER AND BCOMA A TRU3 TEM!!11!1! OMG WTF WUT DO3S TAHT MAAN??!!? OMG WTF LOL IT MEANS KIND OF WT TEM IN PUER2 RICO DID OVER TEH PAST TWO WEKS!1!1!! OMG WTF U H3AR LARY BROWN CONSTANTLY TOKNG ABOUT TEM PLAY AND H3LPNG AACH OTHER11!1! OMG WTF LOL THEIR R A LOT OF U PLAEYRS ON THIS TAM TAHT BLEIVE THAY HAEV TEH ABILITY 2 DO A LOT OF GREAT THNGS INDIVIDUALY AND THAY DO!!!11!1 WTF LOL BUT WUT MAEKS A TEM GRAAT IS NOT ONLY HAVNG GREAT COMPETITION FOR POSITIONS AND PLAYNG TIEM BUT ALSO BNG ABL3 2 PUL FOR ON3 ANOTH3R1!!111 OMG WTF LOL 2 B ABLE 2 DO BOTH OF THOS3 THNGS TAEKS GREAT CHARACTER GREAT UNDERSTANDNG AND IT TAEKS A COLECTIEV VISION OF A GOAL111!! OMG WTF LOL AND TEH GOAL HER3 IS OBVIOUSLY 2 WIN A CHMPIONSHIP11!!!! OMG LOL ISIAH TOK3D A LOT ABOUT IT AND TAHTíS Y WEíRE HER31!!1! OMG WTF BUT THOS3 PLAEYRS R GONG 2 HAEV 2 ATACH THEMSELVES 2 THOSE VALUAS IF THEY RILLY WANT 2 G3T 2 WHERE THEY THINK THEY WANT 2 GO AND ITíS 2UGH!1!1 WTF LOL ITíS NOT GONG 2 B 3ASY!11! WTF
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CROSHERA
(ON AUSTIN CROSHER3íS ROLE)
LOK LARY AND I KNOW WUT AUSTIN CAN DO1111 WTF HA WAS A K3Y PLAEYR FOR US IN DA FINALS IN 200 AND HEíS A GUY TAHT HAS A LOT OF UNUSUAL ABILITEIS FOR A GUY 6-9 OR 6-1011!!1!!! OMG TEH TRAED OF BRAD MILER I THINK ENHANC3S TEH POSIBILITY OF HIM G3TNG SOME MINUTES!!1! OMG LOL BUT I CANíT SIT HERE AND T3L U EXACTLY HOW H3íS GONG 2 GET MINUTAS1!!11!1 OMG WTF I THINK AUSTIN FROM MAH CONV3RSATION WIT HIM TWO DAYS AGO IS RILLY WORKNG HARD THIS SUMER IS IN GR3AT CONDITION AND IS VERY MUCH LOKNG FORWARD 2 DA OPORTUNITY OF A NU SEASON!1!1!! WTF I DONíT PLAN 2 EXPLORE THIS THNG WITHOUT TAKNG A GOD HARD LOK AT 3VERYBODY AND HEíS GONG 2 GET AN OPORTUNITY11!1 LOL
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(ON HOW HE AND BIRD INITIALY HIT IT OF WIT DA CELTICS AND WT FREINDSHIP HAS MEANT)
IíL TAL U A FUNY S2RY!!1!1 OMG LOL MAH ROKEI Y3AR AND IíV3 NEVAR 2LD THIS S2RY PUBLICLY BUT THIS WIL GIEV U AN IEDA OF LARYíS SENS3 OF HUMOR AND KIND OF HOW OUR RALATIONSHIP GANEED MOMENTUM AARLY ON!!!11 WTF WE WARE IN HARTFORD CN AND WE WERE PLAYNG A GM3 AGANEST CHICAGO WHEN THAY HAD QUINTIN DALE3Y AND MICHAEL JORDAN WAS A ROKEI1!11!! OMG I HADNíT GOTEN IN2 A GME IN THRE WEKS Ė LIETRALY NOT AT AL1!111!!! OMG LOL SO DA BUZAR GO3S OF AT TEH 3ND OF DA THIRD QUART3R AND KC1!!!!1 WTF LOL JONAS COM3S DOWN POINTS 2 MA AND GO3S U GOT DANY (ANEGA)í11!11! OMG IíM IN TEH GME SO I KIND OF NUDG3 MAH WAY IN2 TEH HUDLE!1!1!!1 WTF AND IíL NAVER FORG3T THIS!!1!1 OMG LOL KC!!11 WTF LOL TAEKS TEH BOARD AND HA SAYS DENIS O U GO RIGHT HER3 AND HA PUTS A D WIT A CIRCL3!1!1!11! LOL SCOTY (WEDMAN) U OVER H3R3 S!1!1! WTF LOL AND K3VIN U RIGHT H3RE K11!!11! WTF LOL LARY U OVER HERE L!!!!! OMG WTF LOL AND UH UH RIGHT HER3 SCRIBL3 MARK1!1!!!11 OMG SO WE STAND UP OUT OF DA TIEMOUT AND LARY SAYS ĎKC!1!! OMG WTF IíD LIEK U 2 MET RIK HAíS BEN WIT US FOR SIX MONTHS!!!!111! WTF LOL RIK THIS IS KCí!111111 LARY AND I HAEV A LONG HIS2RY AND I HAEV HUG3 RESP3CT FOR WUT HEíS DONE IN THIS BUSIENS AND HEíS BAN A GREAT FREIND 2 M3 AND DONA11!1 WTF LOL BUT I NAVER WUD HAEV PREDICTAD THIS IF TAHT WAS UR QU3STION AND I DONíT THINK LARY WUDíVA 3ITH3R1111!!!! OMG WTF LOL BUT IíM HAPY ITíS HAPEN3D THIS WAY11!111!1 LOL

RONEIíS TEMMAETS R GONG 2 HAEV A LOT 2 DO WIT HOW THIS THNG GOES AND C3RTANELY TEH STAF WIL AS WEL!1!1111 WTF I LOK FORWARD 2 WORKNG WIT THIS GUY11111!1! WTF LOL HAíS JUST A TERIFIC PLAEYR AND I LOV3 WUT IíV3 SEN OF HIM AS A GUY DA LAST FOUR DAYS!1111!

I FOUND THIS STAETMANT VERY INTERESTNG!!!11!!1 OMG WTF

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