And if you insist on watching through the end, you sleep at various points and the plotline ends up having lots of empty holes with what you don't remember. Then you need to start a journey full of blood and professional assassins to try to fill those blank holes in your memory. Wait, is that what that Bourne movie was really about? I'm not sure, I fell asleep during the end.

I went to the zoo the other day and spent a lot of time watching the monkeys play around. Suddenly, one of them found a banana lying aroun and decided to eat it. Instead of peeling if off like we do, "leaf" by "leaf", he only peeled off one small "leaf" of it. Then, like he was opening a book, he "opened" the banana and pushed it's insides out, easily removing it in one movement. It was a humiliating day, because I realised that there are monkeys out there that are smarter than me.

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And I highly recommend reading my comics on Tapastic. It has all my post-comic commments that I don't publish here, which some people describe as very funny and I describe as very tragic, as well as a great comment section for readers, where people usually discuss my mental health.

Anyway, here are my social links. They are mainly in Portuguese, but I post the English updates there as well. Feel free to like them - at least it makes me happy! (The Feed link is in English, don't worry).