Please forgive the intrusion but I have finally plucked up the courage to join in after lurking for a couple of years. I have registered before under a different username but lost all the passwords etc so have rejoined. Please be gentle. I just want to be liked.

Just for info, here are a few things about me.

• Preferred personal pronoun – Who the fluff cares? • Pants before socks• Sit-wiper• Brekshit or Bremoan– Whatever Rod says is fine with me• Nespresso over Tassimo • Top Gear is OKish• Never been on PH• Fags not vaping (John Player Blue by preference)

• Favourite pastime – lurking on forums• Favourite Food – jelly (Lime as you asked)• Favourite joke – What is green and invisible? (Points to empty hand) This cabbage.• Height to weight ratio – not ideal• Top three favouritest films – The Artist, The Man Who Would be King, Harold and Maude

Hello and welcome Andy. You've either been very canny or chosen the wrong time to join. I say that as it's half term or Easter or whatever and most of the CTF traffic is when people are at work. So it may be quiet but stick with it.

Andy T Archer wrote:Please forgive the intrusion but I have finally plucked up the courage to join in after lurking for a couple of years. I have registered before under a different username but lost all the passwords etc so have rejoined. Please be gentle. I just want to be liked.