Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck

Description

Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of theme park attractions, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you be lead by Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Koro's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-flinging chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and bruises!

Touring Recommendations

Warning: small children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.

Guest Policies and Alerts

Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.

Trivia

Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no whips used in this dark ride.

The puzzling clues painted on the walls of the dark ride's dumpling room are written in a cool-looking language called Fess Parker Script.

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