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Jerry: What is all the racket back there? You know, you're trying to relax on the plane and this is what you have to put up with. (to attendant) What is going on?Attendant: Sir, this woman tried to sneak into first class.Jerry: Oh, you see, that's terrible. The problem is that curtain is no security. There really should be a locking door.

Tia: This ice cream is really nice.Jerry: Oh you know what, they've put the fudge at the bottom of the ice cream. That way you can control your fudge distribution as you eat it.Tia: I never knew a man who knew so much about nothing.Jerry: Thank you.

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Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.Jerry: Svengali.Elaine: What did I say?Jerry: Svenjolly.Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.Jerry: George?George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.