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tell me about it. i’m trying to write my damn thesis and they go after my pen, sit on whatever i’m trying to read, and generally act like assholes about 30% of the time. lucky for them they’re really cute the rest of the time and like to watch the pointer move around the computer screen.

They can’t help their ancient instincts. Millions of years ago, the primitive ancestors of pens used to sneak into the nests of primitive cats and suck their eggs. These proto-pens were aided in their vile deeds by proto-phone cords, which why you also see modern cats attacking said cords seemingly without provocation.