A rare disease in which a person looses all control of their vocal cords. It usually starts at birth and worsens until it reaches a crescendo slightly after puberty. Its a very rare and deadly disease that affects friends and family. Symptoms include likeliness to grow a beard as well as the inability to control curse words. If you know this disease keep them away from women you like because there is the slight chance they will yell it on accident, football games, and never at anytime let them go into movie theaters where women are wearing dresses!!!

The nurse had a stern and concerned look on her face when the doctor told her she had to tell the parents that their child had a case of the Vlach. The parent cried in agony for hours late after they found out.