Not only does terrible Tea Party candidate Carl Paladino hate Brooklyn (and Manhattan, too!), let’s not forget that the would-be Governor of the State of New York also hates black people! And women! Thank you, Bob Herbert, for reminding us of the emails Paladino forwarded to a “select group of friends.” (Paladino’s quickly become a hero to all those repressed racists and misogynists who are “sick and tired” of being told they can’t make jokes about black people or women… This is America, damn it!)

Example: A photo showing a group of black men trying to get out of the way of an airplane that is apparently moving across a field. The caption reads: “Run niggers, run.”

(Is there a joke in there, somewhere? What the hell, racists? Have you just stopped trying?)

Example: A doctored photo of President and Mrs. Obama showing the president in a stereotypical pimp’s costume holding the hand of the first lady, who is dressed as a prostitute in a grotesquely revealing outfit.

(A subtle reference, I’m sure, to the shenanigans at ACORN. Ahem.)

Example: A video clip of a nude couple engaged in intercourse with the title: “Miss France [expletive].” Mr. Paladino characterized it as “a keeper.”

(The French, heh, always having le sex.)

Example: An image showing a woman performing a sexual act on a horse.

(The women, heh, always having le sex with le horse.)

Oh, and he also opposes abortion in all situations, wants the poor to work in camps, hates Medicaid, hates elites, and well, yeah. Nice! (What a truly awful man. Well done, Tea Party.)