Federal Marshal

Let's call a spade a spade. Lowering the voting age has a purpose. The more people who are registered but unlikely to vote, the easier it is to cheat. Its embarrassing when you get more votes cast than registered voters, nobody wants that.

Territorial Marshal

Of course he did. The media has been telling him that every day for two years. A disturbed individual political party looking for that kind of validation is going to believe it whether it's true or not.

Unhinged Idiot

I'd shoot it. Immediately. Or, beat it to death with whatever I could find handy that would do the job.

If it was my son, I wouldn't have called the authorities. After my son had been attended to, I would have found the dog and and killed it in the paw prints it was standing in. I'd deal with the consequences of my illegal activity as they occurred, but that dog would never harm another child.

Has no Rx for his orange obsession.

I'd shoot it. Immediately. Or, beat it to death with whatever I could find handy that would do the job.

If it was my son, I wouldn't have called the authorities. After my son had been attended to, I would have found the dog and and killed it in the paw prints it was standing in. I'd deal with the consequences of my illegal activity as they occurred, but that dog would never harm another child.