4.16.2009

So Mathias clearly won blogging this week with his series of Google posts. Just go check them out now. There's nothing I can do to top that. I quit.

Here are some posts started and abandoned.

Reconstructed live blog of watching baseball with Anders on Tuesday

7:00p.m. - Yes, I will have a beer. Only one, probably.10:00p.m. - Wait, the game is over? Who won?2:00a.m. - Um, I should go home now.

That sums it up. By the way, I've never posted it before but I will now that my jealousy has subsided. This is Anders in the greatest Royals-related photo of the past decade:God I love that picture. Somehow he managed to both catch a fly ball and see an awkward John McCain and Sarah Palin at a restaurant after a game. Needless to say, I hate him.

I hold an imaginary conversation with this girl

Me: You have really fantastic penmanship.Girl: Thanks.Me: But why don't your exclamation points have dots underneath?Girl: I can't afford them with all of these taxes.Me: Jesus, it's always that with you isn't it, little girl?