The description? "Good news for singles. Our new LÖNE singleton dining table comes with a mirror, perfect for those times you wished you had someone to eat with at home. Save on dates and treat yourself instead."

I love this so much. It's everything I look for in home decor: classic, slightly cheeky, perfect for one. (Bonus points for with an element of self-involvement. Why, yes, I would like to stare at myself during dinner more than any other person. Ha!)

Here are a few other suggestions of products we wish were available for purchase by singles:

Ikea Snughul Love Seat, $440.99: Comes with a built-in fake shoulder to rest your head on while you watch reruns of Friends and eat microwave popcorn on Friday night.

Ikea Bilt Line, various prices: Literally anything from the store as long as it comes already put together without extra charges so I don't have to admit that I'm a lame stereotype of a woman who is really bad with assembly.