Yeah, I didn’t have a Koran on hand. That one was fashioned of a Stephen Ambrose book and a photocopy. So, no one can accuse me of even getting a Koran near the toilet. The cat eats dry food, once a day. Imagine what she’d look like if I fed her well! The vet called her “chunky.” Traumatic.

Yeah, I didn’t have a Koran on hand. That one was fashioned of a Stephen Ambrose book and a photocopy. So, no one can accuse me of even getting a Koran near the toilet. The cat eats dry food, once a day. Imagine what she’d look like if I fed her well! The vet called her “chunky.” Traumatic.

If it’s hers, she can damn well flush it to hell with where Muhammed and his 72 underage whores can pick it up. I understand the satire, but we can’t buy into this crap.

This whole thing has made me so angry. I was contemplating a protest movement, involving buying Korans and flushing them at a major university in my town. I was not a student there, they would be my own Korans, so theoretically the first amendment would still manage to survive.

In the end, I did not, because my fiancee was very scared that, were any members of a Muslim organization to identify me, they might come after us. Terrorism successful. I cannot express the ultimate rage I felt for her fear.

We’re approaching the point where some people, myself included, will have had enough. We’re tired of being the ones fearful of others rioting in the streets. Before long, we’ll be the ones outraged. Where can I sign up to be American Rage Boy?

I don’t know what’s more traumatizing: the cat gag, the fact that MKH owns a Koran, or the hint of an attractive woman using the can.

I don’t know about the latter, though I understand the number of Google hits for “Mary Katherine Ham” registered by German males has gone up substantially.

On a more serious note, I’m guessing that publicly flushing even a fake Koran would fit the current bill for a “hate crime,” as the intent would ostensibly still be to trick Muslims into believing the “Koran” was real, thereby upsetting them anyway. The standard seems to be the mere existence of the intent to upset, and has little or nothing to do with the objective nature of the act.

Is that the same kitty she used to fly from her back porch? I’m glad to see that the carbon offsets from all those trees I planted 30 years ago, that I forwarded to her, were used to obtained kitty’s FAA airworthiness certification.

MK’s dad here. It’s not me on the voiceover. Here’s what MK said in the comments over on the TownHall page:

That’s Jeff Matzka on the voiceover, and you just reminded me I need to thank him in the post. He’s great! I would normally have put him in the credits, but I’ve got a new producer, and never communicated it properly. My bad!