Sarah Palin not falling off face of the earth, pursued by talent agencies (Damn.)

Remember this lady? Surprise! She’s sticking around. Sarah Palin is being actively pursued by top talent agencies such as CAA, ICM, William Morris and Paradigm. All of them are looking to make her the “White Oprah” complete with book deal by the end of November. Here’s what top professionals in the field told Page Six:

“There are several of our imprints who are eager to talk to Governor Palin,” Random House spokesman Stuart Applebaum said. “She clearly has a constituency and we know books by conservatively-centered politicos usually sell very, very well.”
Public-relations powerhouse Howard Rubenstein added, “She’s poised to make a ton of money.” But he warned, “She ought to keep an eye on what her goals are for 2012. If she plays a game and looks foolish, if she sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about – like saying Africa is a country – she may talk herself out of a political job.”
Linda Mann, president of Mann Media, which books celebrities and fashionistas for TV, noted, “Her buzz is incredible. She has car-wreck appeal. You’re compelled to watch, hoping she’ll say the dumbest things possible. I’d propose a show combining her love of fashion and lack of brainpower – ‘Project Dumbway.’ “

Personally, I don’t care if they give Sarah Palin her own channel and line of collectible figurines. Just as long as she’s nowhere near the nucular codes and I have to watch a press conference where “Cross my heart, I’m just your regular Joe Six-Pack who thought Italy was a moose when I fired those doggone missiles. Am I sorry? You betcha. In the meantime, if I start winking it’s not because I’m being folksy, I think the CIA poisoned my latte.”

What makes this chick a great American? She’s no more a great American that anyone else who loves this country. One thing she’s not, is qualified to lead this country in any capacity whatsoever. She’s really not that bright. And that’s the last thing this country needs, another moron Republican leader.

I will hate on you SueMe. This should have been the Vice President. White Americans would have been happy to have her lovely face to look forward to rather than Joe Biden’s. Of course, this country won’t be white much longer so go ahead and hoot and holler now like a monkey (well, ape).

Yeah… it’s far better to have the nuclear codes in the hands of a pansy who will never use them… even if he should. Keep drinking that socialist kool-aid! I’m sure that Columbia and Harvard education does make him more qualified to convert a country to Socialism, though. Let’s see if the big ‘O’ can successfully kill the capitalist fundamentals that made this country great… that will be an excellent way to help the economy. Wake the f*** up!

#8,10 and several others:. You cock smoking douchefuckers seriously need to kill yourselves. Go find somewhere else to accommodate your political circle jerk. We only want to read comments about her ass/tits or whether you would or not.

#10 What part of the USA giving money to the rich and to corporations and evil thieving financial institutions is not socialism for the rich.
Normal decent countries do this for the poor. However this country has been ruled by an evil race for the last 8 years.
Go back to sleep inbred!

The “White Oprah” {laughs} Palin couldn’t hope to ever achieve a mindset as objective or intelligent as Oprah if we gave her access to the fountain of youth. She’s a cheerleader figurehead for the NeoCon thinktank. Let CNN have her, long as her theology’s off my biology I don’t care what she’s up to.

P.S. You “Obama = Socialist” subscribers are so fucking cute it makes my head spin. Socialists don’t think he’s a socialist, McCain doesn’t think he’s a socialist, and yet you all talk about socialist KoolAid because we “can’t spread the wealth around in a capitalist economy.” I’d agree with you on a normal day in 1995, but it’s 2008 and I must ask of you: “uh – WHAT fucking wealth?” Let’s just back up a bit and work our way back to BEING a great country before we whine about unconventional ways to avoid falling from the top. It’s a looong fucking fall and I’d rather trade our failing standards than the freedom we have left while the ship is sinking.

But Obama the American dream??? ha-ha
If he was a trully ghetto black man then I would say YES. But look at him, just another millionaire with power, just like all the $enate. $$$$$$$$ What CHANGE is that???? The change he has in his pocket!!!!

“Sarah Palin is a great American. Oh, and she’s milftastic.
Now watch all the liberal hatred curse this post.”

Well, I’m decidedly left of center, and while I’ll probably never go so far as to VOTE for her, I’m real interested in seeing what happens with the milftastic Ms. Palin.

AT THIS POINT she’s not well educated or well informed, but she’s no dummy, and she’ll probably learn what she has to pretty fast. She’s got poise and presence, and she can connect with an audience. She was also accurate in pointing out that, of the four Prez and Veep offerings in 2008, she was the only one with experience in the executive branch. Super successful political careers have been built on much, much, MUCH less.

And besides, the skill-set of a beauty-pageant veteran is probably far better suited to the modern political arena than that of a lawyer, a business person, a soldier, or an athlete.

Like I say, If I ever get the chance to vote for her again, I still probably won’t, but credit where it’s due.

‘Nucular’? “Nucular”?????!! Dear Superficial Writer, I think you’re absolutely hilarious and you keep me laughing on a daily basis. But please PLEASE learn the right way to spell and pronounce NUCLEAR. I would never want to think of you in the same context as the brain-dead fool in the white house right now. Thanks!