10 Banned Baby Names
It’s a sad day in humanity where someone gets a little creative or just makes such a fucking stupid decision with naming their own child that someone else has to step and say, “No, you can’t give your baby that name”.

Some of these aren’t TOO bad like calling your kid Miatt. I mean, I wouldn’t call my kid that but then again, I’m not retarded. More to the point, I prefer traditional names like Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. Even if I had 12 other children, there is no way I would call my child Bridge, Apple, Sun, Coloured Rain, Boners, Anus, Penisface and Ovnis which sounds like a hybrid been Ovaries and Penis. What happened if this child was born with both? Then you’d look stupid and give away the secret of your child.
Calling your kid Devil is just begging for trouble. And why in the world would you call your kid Smelly Head? How old are you? The parents who decided on that name should be shot in cold blood and then had that child put down too in case stupidity are contagious or hereditary. Sorry, planet is already full of them. We don’t need more.[Read More…]

OK, it’s a long and boring story but the short of it is I had a gun to my head and I had to make a quick decision on which one was lube, which one was mayo and which one was horse cum.

I recently bought a Sega Saturn. Some would put this purchase down to a chemical imbalance in my brain, some would suggest perhaps it has a particular nostalgic property and some would say it is just a poor choice.[Read More…]