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Aide: Secretary Clinton, Assad's forces have shelled civilians in Syria - 32 children are dead.
Hillary Clinton: An appalling WAR CRIME!
We'll bring those killers to justice.
Aide: And six other children were killed last night in an airstrike...
Hillary Clinton: I will not rest until the perpetrators are found.
Aide: Uh, we did that one, in Afghanistan.
Hillary Clinton: PHEW!
My tireless quest has ended.