JP - I've always wanted to run a kind of agony column on the air, and hope that people would send in their teenage problems, so that I could sort them out and make their lives better and happier. And I'm very pleased to have had a card from my pal the Lance Bombardier which gives me the opportunity to do this. He says in the course of his card 'By the way, I've met a girl who likes The Fall, goes to see their concerts, wears their T-Shirts, and wants to see their next concert with me. What shall I do?' I think the answer is, Lance Bombardier, that you set up home with her, and call your first child.....KIMMBALLLLL'