27 Gross Things All Couples Do

If you’re reading this, and in a relationship, you’ll be pleased to know that at the end of this piece you will not feel alone. We win fact aim to reveal the number of things you do in your relationship, that you feel are just plain weird.

Behind closed doors, you’ll often wonder if the gross habits you and your partner will partake in, are just plain weird. Well you’ll be pleased when you see the list, and a state of relief will sweep over you when you realise no, you are not alone.

Checking your noses for bogeys

Yes, we know you all do it. “You’ve got a bogey”, which is followed by dragging your partner closer, and tilting their head back for a closer inspection.

Smelling each others armpit to discover if you smell

“Do I smell?” the words we dread when in a relationship. Following a good sniff you just don’t want to reveal to your partner that they do in fact reek. So a face is plastered on, and a shake of the head is forced. You’re lying though.

Time like this im alrd under my bf's arms in batam & smelling his armpit . Miss u 😢

Sharing a towel

I will not lie, in the beginning of a previous relationship, the though of using a towel in which my partner had dried her vagina with was not a tempting prospect. However fast forward the clock and the fear had evaporated.

Why do girls find it hard sharing their towels with their fellow women but can share their boyfriends towel that has used by several girls?? What do i even know..??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️???

Sharing a toothbrush when one forgets theirs

This is one I an not say is something I can relate too. Even in a long term relationship, the thought of a shared toothbrush is just a step too far for me. Even the thought of which is making me feel a little queasy.

I'm not sharing my toothbrush with bae as a sign of love….this niggas be having anything and everything in their danm mouths

Sharing a spoon for dessert

“Ooh yours looks nice”. A dilemma faced by many whilst having a meal perhaps. Quite hypocritical that I would not condone sharing a toothbrush, but I’d gladly whip some chocolate fudge cake off a spoon dangled in front of me.

There have been enough bodily fluids shared between us that sharing a spoon is grand…. This, is why I get on with me bf, vive la weird!!

Licking a finger and rubbing food off your face

A trait admittedly adopted by your mother, but can be brought into a relationship. “You’ve got a bit of summert on your face”. The thought that your face was now covered in dry saliva then had to live with you for the rest of the day.

I just did the licking of the finger and trying to clean his face off and he said ew ew ew!

Checking out that pain surfacing on their arse and confirming its a spot

“There’s something on mt arse and it’s killing”

Come on then, let me check it out.

Again, one more for the long term relationship. They pull pants down to reveal what is rather a disgusting spot. Now you either go one of two ways. Advise to pull pants up and life returns to normal. Or you can take the following step.

Squeezing the spot on the bum because you’re fucking fearless.

You instead lunge for the anomaly and begin to squeeze, as your partner squeals like a pig at slaughter.

Y'all cool with your bf/gf popping up at your spot without telling you?

Inspecting a foot for a potential verruca

It appears that the answer you give is pretty much gospel. It is you and you alone that caries the final verdict on what this strange growth on your partners foot is. Nine times out of ten you’ll just say “It’s nowt”.

Peeling skin

Admittedly the new trend, it’s a close rival to popping spots. The rule is you simply have to leave any peeling skin alone, and allow your partner to take care of it. If not, are you even a couple?

Not sure if peeling dead skin off your back is the best visual to attract a bf. Lmao

Clearing up sick after a few drinks/on deaths door

This can either be a pain in the arse, or endearingly cute. The first scenario, your significant other consuming that much alcohol that you have to rub the back and clean up the resulting vomit, not so cute. The significant other developing an incredibly sickening virus and you tending to their every need, including again cleaning up vomit, cute as they come.

When you're concerned whether your bf is still alive after cleaning up his sick & hearing no movements for a while…😳 #boyfriendissues

Kissing each other in a morning before you’ve brushed your teeth

In the opening days of the relationship, there’s usually a mint slipped in. As the last thing you want to do is frighten them off with your morning breath. A more frequent practice in a long termer though, as you just stop giving a shit.

every morning my bf blows his breath in my face😷 & when I do it back he says ‘who’s ass did you eat’💀 & we just go back n forth😂

Having sex – shower or not

What can I say. When the moment takes you, the moment takes you, and nothing is going to stand in your way.

Helping them gouge out an ingrowing hair

This painful procedure is one to dread.

“It’s just a spot, it’ll go away”.

But alas, ultimately there is no escape. You’re pinned down and the hair is removed.

The naked dance

Yep, the naked dance. We’ve all been there. Every single one of us. You’re getting out of the shower, James Brown “I Feel Good” is on, you partners in bed. You’re absolutely going to treat her to a private screening.

ur bf ever just dance naked to crazy frog and jump and slam his head into a moving ceiling fan twice on purpose