You're a Matrix Sentinel robot. You look kinda like an octopus mixed with a beetle mixed with a Swiss army knife that flies. Because of this, you may have some body issues. But don't worry, someone out there (maybe on OkCupid even?) will see you for who you are on the inside...which is a calculating heartless killer, of course. You probably play a lot of those new fangled Massively Multiplayer Online Games. Or at least you have an email address you check regularly. My guess is both. You most likely hate your job. Fear not. Someday you will find your true calling. Until then, Humans may avoid you. Sorry.

You're Sonny. You believe in justice and balance in the world, and are willing to fight for it. You probably own an iMac. You are a free spirit, and seek to keep it that way. You think Humans and Robots should live in harmony, and are ready to bust some heads if you need to. Of course, that's the image you like to give off. In reality, you're kinda shy and just want to be around those who love you. You are curious by nature and can also run fast and jump really freakin' high. You should try out for track next semester. Even if you don't go to school anymore. Seriously, you'll probably be way better than any of the Humans on the team.

You're Bender. You probably have a profession that is easy to guess and obvious to everyone, like a police officer or a hooker. You are insatiably greedy and easily distrac...

...ted. you tend to make lots of friends quickly, and sometimes they don't all end up hating you after a few days. In fact, the friends you keep you keep for life. You are very buisness savy and understand the fundamental principle that most Humans are suckers. You're mostly tolerant of them, but can easily get swept up in the fervor of Robot revolution. You are also a smoking robot. Smooth.

You're Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots and symbol of honor and courage for all Robotkind. While you would never allow a human to come to harm, you are still a force to be reckoned with. You probably have a gentle demenor with enough muscle to back it up. You are also probably not very gas-economical. You believe that Humans and Robots should peacefully co-exist and are willing to die trying to reach that goal. In short, you probably don't cheat at cards or double dip in salsa. Be careful. Although you are probably well educated, many will try to take advantage of your good nature. Give 'em hell when they do.

Originally Posted by Thalassa

Oh our 3rd person reference to ourselves denotes nothing more than we realize we are epic characters on the forum.

"When a resolute young fellow steps up the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find that it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Accept the past. Live for the present. Look forward to the future.Robot Fusion
"As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance." John Wheeler
"[A] scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." Richard Feynman
"[P]etabytes of [] data is not the same thing as understanding emergent mechanisms and structures." Jim Crutchfield

You're Sonny. You believe in justice and balance in the world, and are willing to fight for it. You probably own an iMac. You are a free spirit, and seek to keep it that way. You think Humans and Robots should live in harmony, and are ready to bust some heads if you need to. Of course, that's the image you like to give off. In reality, you're kinda shy and just want to be around those who love you. You are curious by nature and can also run fast and jump really freakin' high. You should try out for track next semester. Even if you don't go to school anymore. Seriously, you'll probably be way better than any of the Humans on the team.

You're the T-800. You have probably had a major change in your life at some point, like going from a stone cold killer to a dedicated guardian. Or maybe you used to sell televisions at Best Buy? At any rate, you are not allowed to kill Humans, but you sure can hurt and main them! What fun. You are most likely very family-oriented, or at least remember to feed your pets every day. You have an inner strength that few others posses. You are a slow learner sometimes, but you never give up. Ever. You may be good at math. You also tend to be a snappy dresser and are into politics. Fun fact: English isn't a Robot's first language.