Barangay Elections
An outgoing village chief who ran but lost for councilor in Pontevedra, Capiz killed his two sisters, and his brother who just won as barangay chairman. The suspect who fled after the shooting says he plans to surrender in Malacañang because President Aquino is the only person he trusts.

Manuel Arcenas, an outgoing barangay captain in Pontevedra, Capiz who lost in the last barangay elections fled after killing three people. He is now a fugitive, and a potential candidate for senator.

Middle Class
Citing a study, President Aquino says 80 percent of the population will belong to the middle class by 2030. And then he woke up.

Single
In China, a frustrated Chinese man cuts off his penis because he’s tired of being single. Quick! Somebody please check on President Aquino!

Great Wall
A 10-ft high, 3-km wall was formed in Barangay Anonang, Inabanga, Bohol after the 7.2 magnitude quake. Provincial officials call it “The Great Wall of Bohol” – prompting China to claim it as theirs.

Fr. Francis Lucas says, “How can you talk to God if the dress you are wearing makes you look like a devil.” And God was like, “Kung maka-namedrop naman ‘to!”
—————————————————————“Any society that produces twice as many lawyers as it does poets and preachers is doomed.”
~John Fogarty