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(LANCASTER) – Mayor Rick Gray checked himself into a rehabilitation center for what one aide called his “uncontrollable propensity to wear tacky bowties every blessed day.” Read the rest of this entry »

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(HARRISBURG) – Calling it the latest in a series of innovative revenue initiatives, Harrisburg Mayor Stephen Reed today approved a new ordinance taxing all proceeds on robberies and muggings. Read the rest of this entry »

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(HARRISBURG) – In an attempt to increase Pennsylvania’s relevance in the presidential race, the General Assembly today passed a measure that moves the commonwealth’s primary up from next April to tomorrow. Read the rest of this entry »

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[In response to “Gypsy Moth Caterpillars Take Toll On Knoll” of 6/18/07]That’s got to be a sight! I imagine the security forces at the Gap can’t wait for the swim season to begin. Knoll in her thong bikini at the pool — covered with caterpillars.B.S.Read the rest of this entry »

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(HARRISBURG) – Hookers on the commonwealth’s payroll said they plan to work overtime and turn as many tricks as possible this weekend in anticipation of a partial government shutdown. Read the rest of this entry »