Today, you are a member of… Superabundant Numbers

Things can be rough for the Colossal Man, members. The blood-to-brain ratio makes for a short temper, the army’s always trying to shut down your party, and plutonium radiation is hell on the skin. But let’s face it, it’s a small price to pay for such a gigantic, stupendous moniker. So this week, don’t let the drawbacks of mega trick you into staying small. Do a number Las Vegas style – big-ass, garish, oversized – just, you know – avoid the Hoover Dam.