Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste:Crowds lose their brains and act in frenzies. This isn't a freaking surprise. It's human history. The kid in the wheelchair might not have acted in his best interest, but then things quickly got out of hand: hey, join the celebration! Whoa! This is a bit too much!

Doubt he would have been badly hurt, but he would have been trampled and felt kind of like an idiot for wanting to celebrate with his fellow fans.

The real story is that Leslie's pretty awesome for helping the guy out.

Biness:Contents Under Pressure: Doesn't take long for the cynics and haters to crawl out from under the rocks. I suspect the player will be getting death threats on twitter from the Internet Tall Poppies Crew.

in fairness, I think the player is a good guy and did the right thing. But the whole story isn't being told.

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this could happen to me, but I was in the middle of an on-court celebration after my team beat a higher ranked rival, when I suddenly felt someone weakly tugging on my uniform shorts. There were so many people screaming and dancing tightly together that I could only get a glimpse of the young nerd with the full, supple lips lying on the ground. My dream had come true!

/I suspect I might have gone too far, but I wasn't sure at what point to stop ...//With the story, I mean.

Wow, that was CLEVER! Why, I bet you got that off of the back of that UNC shirt you bought at Wal-Mart, didn't you?

NOPE! Wake Forest!

granted we suck, but we'll fire buzz and come back.

UNC and State both suck

Or, as we like to call it, 'whiny poseurs who had neither the grades nor the class to go to Duke, but who like to pretend like they did anyway'. I know several Wake grads. They work at the local wine bar, the local ice cream shop, and as a paralegal in my law firm, respectively. All the State grads I know are pulling down $100k+ a year in real jobs.

But you keep humping that chicken. I'm sure it makes you feel better about being that school in the ACC that everyone always forgets about.

Wow, that was CLEVER! Why, I bet you got that off of the back of that UNC shirt you bought at Wal-Mart, didn't you?

NOPE! Wake Forest!

granted we suck, but we'll fire buzz and come back.

UNC and State both suck

Or, as we like to call it, 'whiny poseurs who had neither the grades nor the class to go to Duke, but who like to pretend like they did anyway'. I know several Wake grads. They work at the local wine bar, the local ice cream shop, and as a paralegal in my law firm, respectively. All the State grads I know are pulling down $100k+ a year in real jobs.

But you keep humping that chicken. I'm sure it makes you feel better about being that school in the ACC that everyone always forgets about.