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Since it’s election time, I’ll just come right out and say that Alex Jones, Ron Paul, the Tea Party, Libertarians, Republicans, banksters, organized crime, and the Illuminati are all facets of the same fascist organization. They are the richest people in the world or their loyal servants. This owner class controls the media, means of production, natural resources, and most of the government.

The number one fear these people have is that some day, regular people might start a grass roots movement and take back the government. The government is the one viable and legitimate threat to the wealthy’s power. If the government worked for the people instead of capital, it could completely destroy the false class structure that works so hard to protect itself in the private sector. And so these wealthy fascists spend a lot of money trying to influence the underground political scene and shift it to the right, ideologically, as much as possible.

I have witnessed this in Anonymous, which began as an apolitical anarchist discussion/hacktivist group. Then, cointelpro agents in the form of guys who literally get paid to surf the net all day, injecting pro-establishment propaganda into internet discussion, tried to infiltrate the group and shift it to the right, but only succeeded in causing a schism in the group: All the anons with computer skills became the super-progressive, futurist, trans-humanist, collectively omniscient entity that is seen online, whereas the Anons without hacking skills became the Guy Fawkes mask-wearing Occupy protestors who always want to talk to you about Ron Paul. This is reflective of the tendency for technocrats and people with tech skills to hold very liberal political ideals, whereas the more libertarian protestors who smoke dope and go to orgies will always be capitalists at heart, because of their fondness for dealing drugs and cheap sex. And so, the disorganization that is Anonymous split into two groups: one that is left-anarchist, and one that is right-anarchist.

We can also see this happening with Alex Jones, a man who blames the New World Order for everything wrong in the world, and yet is surely on it’s payroll. Remember that one of the Illuimanti’s primary methodologies for maintaining its rule by secrecy is to deliberately spread misinformation about itself, and I believe that Alex Jones is the agent charged with this purpose. He is simply part of the fascist propaganda wing’s effort to make people distrust the government instead of seeing it as a tool that could be used for positive change.

Ron Paul’s campaigns are merely a way for the financial establishment to take the spirit of rebellion, which will always exist as long as there is oppression, and put that anarchic energy towards their own ends. We saw this with the Tea Party, which began as a grass roots movement, and was soon co-opted by the mainstream GOP. The monied power-structure will always try to bend anarchist organizations to its own sinister agenda. I hope that everyone realizes that a vote for any right-wing politician is a vote for earth polluting, working class-robbing, coke smuggling, gun-running, money laundering WAR CRIMINALS.

Did you know that you live in a racist society?
Did you know you’re the privileged class,
and everybody else is essentially taking it up the ass?

Did you know that you could be free?
Did you know it’s not the way that it has to be?
Did you know you can still change everything?

Did you know that there’s no such thing as equality,
and there might never be if you don’t change?

Did you know that you live in a war zone culturally?
Did you know that your parents were fucked
when they taught you how to fear anybody who wasn’t white enough?

Did you know that you could be free?
Did you know it’s not the way that it has to be?
Did you know you can still change everything?

Did you know that the older you get
it gets easier to blame somebody else for your own mess?

Did you know that the Jews don’t run the world,
and all black men aren’t criminals?

Did you know there’s a lot of money to be made
from keeping you paranoid, suspicious, worried, frightened
all wound up and tense inside, ’cause

Big business runs the government,
and it’s not good business
if we burn down the government.

So they keep us occupied with moron TV shows,
and shitty beer that wipes out brain cells,
and whining about Congress
and stupid fucking income taxes.

And if that’s not enough
to keep your mind off of
the way you’re getting dicked around,
they fill you with fear and hate,
give you someone to blame
for all your problems.

Why’s the country going
down the fucking toilet?

Do you know what they think of you?
Do you know how contemptuous they are of you?
Do you know how easy you are to fool?

You’re like a dog going after a ball that was never thrown.
Well guess what? You’re on your own.
Good luck.” – Screeching Weasel, Racist Society

Here’s some more old writing I’ve resurrected. I wrote these dialogues in 2004. Enjoy.
The Libertarians
by J. Tourdet

Father: Well, son, it looks like its time for you to go out into the real world. I can’t provide for you any longer.
Son: But Dad, I’m only 6 years old!
Father: That sounds like a personal problem to me. Your problems are not my responsibility. You will have to survive on your own merit.
Son: But Dad, I don’t even know how to read! You wouldn’t even let me attend public school!
Father: Public schools are for Communists, son.

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Son: Gee, Dad it sure is too bad that the judge court ordered you to take care of me until I’m 18.
Father: Its a travesty of justice that the judge won’t let me do what I want to with the fruits of my own labor- ie: you.
Son: well, I guess you will have to abide by their decision. It is the law, after all.
Father: We’ll see about that, son.
Son: Hey, Dad, where are you going with that AK47 and a map to the judge’s house?
Father: The second amendment is a viable check to the government’s power, son.

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Son: What are you doing with that bucket of oil, Dad?
Father: Why, I’m setting it on fire, son.
Son: Isn’t that kind of a waste?
Father: It’s my oil to waste, son. The fact that I’m burning this oil does not prevent some guy in Somalia from burning oil in his own garage.
Son: Dad, our house is on fire!
Father: It’s my house to burn, son.

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Son: Dad, our house is on fire!! Don’t you think we should call the fire department?
Father: That would be immoral, son. The fire department was established with public funds garnished from people’s wages. Why should we make them pay for the fact that our house is on fire?
Son: So what do we do?
Father: We’ll just have to put the fire out ourselves, son.
LATER……..
Firefighter: Would you like some help putting out your house fire? We might still be able to save some of it.
Father: Get off the charred remains of my lawn, you Commie bastard.

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Son: Why do we have to live in your car now, Dad? Didn’t you have home insurance?
Father: The government is always trying to force me to insure things… my car, my house. What a ripoff! Its basically just a government enforced protection racket! Not only that, but our rates go up because of other people’s stupidity! The whole thing smacks of the Red Menace to me.
Son: Well, if we’re gonna live in your car, can we at least park it on the street?
Father: Public roads are for Communists, son.

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Son: Dad, I fell off the swingset and I think I broke my leg! We need to get to the hospital!
Father: I’m afraid I don’t have the money or health insurance to pay for a doctor, son.
Son: Can’t we just go to the free clinic down the street?
Father: That would be immoral, son. Those clinics are paid for with money collected by force from hardworking people. Why should they have to pay for your mistakes? Nope, I’m afraid we’ll have to fix this ourselves. My diagnosis: amputation.
Son: But I don’t want to have my leg amputated!!!!
Father: Its the only way, son. Now bite down on this paint stick while I go get the chainsaw.

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Son: If Communisim is so ineffective, then how come the Russians were the first people in space?
Father: They may have been the first, but we did it the right way: using capitalism.
Son: I don’t understand, Dad. I thought that NASA was publicly funded.
Father: Come to think of it, you’re right, son. We should set up our own space mission, libertarian style!
Son: How are we going to do that without the cooperation and funding of millions of people?
Father: We don’t need all that, son. Just go sit on that keg of dynamite in the backyard. Liftoff will be in ten minutes.

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Son: Dad, can I ride the merry go round?
Father: No, you can’t, son.
Son: But that kid is riding it!
Father: Well, he had a quarter and you don’t.
Son: Why should he have the power to ride the merry go round just because he has a quarter and I don’t?
Father: Money is not power, nor does it entail privlege. It just allows certain people to have and do things that others cannot.

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Father: Here’s your lunch money, son.
Son: This isn’t money!! These are just carved wooden figurines of Michael Jackson!!
Father: Yeah, I spent a whole day’s worth of human productive effort on those. They have to be worth something.
Son: But how will I use them to get food?
Father: See if you can trade them for food. But don’t accept any cash, though. Federal Reserve notes are for Communists.

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Son: Dad, you’re always ruining my life. Maybe I should kill you in your sleep.
Father: That would be a violation of my natural rights, son.
Son: What the hell is a natural right?
Father: Natural rights are rights intrinsic to all people. Everyone is born with natural rights, such as the right to live. We call them ‘natural’ rights, because they come from nature.
Son: What the hell are you talking about? Our dog is always trying to kill our cat! Last week he bit off the cat’s leg!
Father: That cat is a commie, son. The dog is justified in wanting to eat it. Besides, why should it be the dog’s problem that the cat can’t run fast enough?

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Son: I think I’m gonna go live with the neighbors. They aren’t crazy libertarians like you, Dad.
Father: No. You cannot choose to live with them. They are commies. You are not allowed to choose communism. Thats how libertarianism works; its all based on mutual consent and freedom of choice.
Son: Screw you, I’m gonna live with them anyway.
Father: Fine, but their commie system is bound to collapse!! And if it doesn’t, I will start a war with them to ensure that it does!

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Son: Its great that you’ve decided to hire a chauffer Dad, but why did you hire a blind man?
Father: I can hire whoever I want. Its my car and my money.
Son: But he doesn’t even have a liscense to drive!!
Father: Liscense??? That sounds like a bunch of government red tape to me!
Son: But you can’t expect him to drive safely!!! He’s freakin blind!!
Father: Laws against blind people driving are discriminatory and selective. Your lack of support for equal rights disgusts me, son.