The First Round of the Joe Morgan Memorial Tournament rolls on through the weekend. Here’s the results from yesterday as Pierre McGuire pulled off the first comeback of the tournament thanks to a hockey crowd that wants to honor his awfulness.

It’s appropriate that this matchup takes place on a Saturday, because it features two of the most notorious announcers in college football. ESPN’s college football (and basketball and baseball) play by play man Mike Patrick squares off against ESPN college football analyst “Senator” Craig James. In fact, these two have even worked together on broadcasts! However, only one can go on in the tournament, and it’s up to you to decide!

Mike Patrick vs Craig James

Mike Patrick

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Why He’s Here: Patrick has been on ESPN’s airwaves for quite a long time and has worn viewers down. His voice always seems to give out in the big moments (perhaps due to many years smoking) and his commentary leaves a lot to be desired. His partnerships in the booth haven’t helped Patrick either, notably working with Dick Vitale and Joe Theismann amongst others through the years. Oh, and then there’s Britney! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Why He’s Here: James became an integral part of one of college football’s biggest stories when his son Adam’s allegations of being locked in a closet led to Mike Leach’s firing at Texas Tech. This led to an awkward series of revelations made by Leach about Craig’s meddling in his program, lawsuits, and other developments. ESPN was put in the position of having one of their analysts be an integral part of the controversy. How did Craig James respond? Well, rumor has it he wants to be a Senator of course.