If I get shit service at shop or fast food outlet rather than take the
obvious step of smacking the spotty cunt in the mouth and being
caught on cctv, I trash their bogs in the most bastardly way I can.

I go into the cubicle and unwind the bog roll about 3 foot. I then piss
all over the place including the flush button. Finally I piss on the unwound
shit paper and then carefully wind it back up.

I then wash my hands and leave,happy in the knowledge that I am still
a total cunt and that the spotty little fucker who gobbed off before
will most likely have to use the bog himself or have to clean it up.

You haven't tried asking for the manager? Or telling the offender why the service provided is not up to scratch?

Ever seen the motto, 'If you're pleased with the service, tell your friends, if you're not tell us'

Flinging your bodily waste around in secret like a demented chimp makes me suspect the reason you don't smack 'the spotty cunt' is because CCTV footage of you being decked by the spotty cunt would be on you tube in seconds few, and your hard man reputation would be right up there with Mike Golden, and Shortt.

If I get shit service at shop or fast food outlet rather than take the
obvious step of smacking the spotty cunt in the mouth and being
caught on cctv, I trash their bogs in the most bastardly way I can.

I go into the cubicle and unwind the bog roll about 3 foot. I then piss
all over the place including the flush button. Finally I piss on the unwound
shit paper and then carefully wind it back up.

I then wash my hands and leave,happy in the knowledge that I am still
a total cunt and that the spotty little fucker who gobbed off before
will most likely have to use the bog himself or have to clean it up.

You haven't tried asking for the manager? Or telling the offender why the service provided is not up to scratch?

Ever seen the motto, 'If you're pleased with the service, tell your friends, if you're not tell us'

Flinging your bodily waste around in secret like a demented chimp makes me suspect the reason you don't smack 'the spotty cunt' is because CCTV footage of you being decked by the spotty cunt would be on you tube in seconds few, and your hard man reputation would be right up there with Mike Golden, and Shortt.