"drunknmonkey" suggested this be posted here rather than the General thread.

Despite reports of being killed, I, Cobra Commander am very much alive and kicking. After two decades of waging war with GIJOE I have decided to take the battle onto this wild world of social media. Help me defeat the JOEs with the inherent power of Facebook "Likes". With your allegiance to Cobra we will finally be able to claim victory over GIJOE. I have set a goal of achieving 50,000 loyal Cobra followers ready to hail me as their leader. Upon achieving that goal you shall all be rewarded* for your bold move to partake in my revolution. Cobra Commander | Facebook