Location

(sort of!)

GrumpyKoala's comments

(without the swearing!)

1. We would love to hear from you. Please email us.

2. Please click on an ad and buy something. African girls need help to achieve anywhere near their potential, and like it or not that's the best way to achieve positive change in the great but desperate continent of Africa. Money spent on this will benefit us immensely in future years (that last sentence is for those with cash who don't understand that giving simply to help people is in itself reason enough!).

3. The map points to our location, sort of.

4.Google, why the flying farts have you labelled Australia "Oceania"? Don't get me wrong, I know that's our region. But the continent is "Australia". Or perhaps it's changed since I went to school? Or is it just another case of the United States ignoring the sensibilities of a powerless country?

5. Oh, and koalas are koalas, not bloody bears! Or unbloody bears, for that matter!!

please, Contact Us

Please. Honest. True dinks. Rewly trewly. We want you to contact us - unless you're trolling. In which case you'll wish you had an on-hand supply of anusol!