But now, Lady Gaga herself has given us the best treat of all: a lipstick-smudged look at a script for season five, which revealed an episode's title, "Checking In." The picture isn't giving away what number episode this will be, or whether Mother Monster is on set right this very second, but it's enough to make us scream for more.

"Just doing a bit of monster homework Horrible lipstick accident. #AHS," she captioned, probably fully realizing that this would make millions of fans die of anticipation simultaneously.