CNN Anchor Wants You to Wear Hijab in Support of Muslim Women

ATLANTA – CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota, who’s always in competition with CNN’s own Carol Costello for stupidest female in a leading anchor role, wants American women to wear a hijab in support of Muslim women who fear being attacked for wearing the head scarves in public.

“Maybe there will be a movement where people wear the head scarf in solidarity. You know, even if you’re not Muslim,” the sage Camerota said on CNN’s New Day. What’s missing from this picture is Alisyn not wearing her hijab. Surely she has one in her closet, since she feels so strongly about the subject.

Alisyn, you ignorant slut. Following her logic, why doesn’t she go get her genitals mutilated to show solidarity for that? Maybe she could start obeying sharia law? She probably hasn’t even been to get sized for a suicide vest yet. All talk.

Also, shouldn’t she recommend everyone wear a red Trump “Make America Great Again” cap instead? These days, you’re more likely to be assaulted wearing one of those than a hijab. Better yet, maybe we could all walk around with our heads up our asses in a show of solidarity with CNN anchors.