one time i was a billable hours rambo for a month-- working late every night, conf calls just to set up other conf calls etc. ended up billing 330 hours for the month, was so proud of myself. anyway i discovered the firm was pumping hallucinogen gas thru the vents-- cctv footage showed me the entire month sitting on the floor of my office stacking shit to make office supplies towers. my phone was never even plugged in