14 Movie Insults That’ll Make Your Enemies Laugh Then Cry

Gah, movie characters always know exactly what to say at exactly the right time, don't they? In any given situation they're ready with a witty remark, an off-the-cuff comeback, or a particularly stinging insult. How do they do it?

Well, obviously they have the benefit of Hollywood writers poring over their every word, along with numerous takes and reshoots to really nail that delivery. So really, you shouldn't feel so jealous. It's like they're not real people.

So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And by join 'em, we mean steal their insults and pass 'em off as your own. Here's a bunch to get you going - but if you get called up to Movie Court for thieving insults, we ain't going down with you. You're on your own, chump.

Movie Insults That’ll Make Your Enemies Laugh Then Cry

Sergeant Toomey, Biloxi Blues

Universal Studios

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Brian Kelly, Gleaming the Cube

20th Century Fox

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Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda

MGM

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Malibu Police Chief, The Big Lebowski

Gramercy Pictures

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Mitzi, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Gramercy Pictures

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

Warner Bros.

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Mrs. Bickerman, Lake Placid

20th Century Fox

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Withnail, Withnail & I

HandMade Films

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Brick, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

DreamWorks Pictures

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Stu, The Hangover

Warner Bros.

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Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder

DreamWorks Pictures

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There's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: my kind of people, and assholes.

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Movies Banned In China

The Departed – Banned for a line suggesting that the government intends to use nuclear weapons on Taiwan.

The Departed

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Prince's Most Iconic Movies

1984 - Purple Rain. A victim of his own anger, the Kid (Prince) is a Minneapolis musician on the rise with his band, the Revolution, escaping a tumultuous home life through the power of music.

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1986 - Under The Cherry Moon: News of a trust-fund beauty (Kristin Scott Thomas) inspires the pianist (Prince) at a hotel in Nice on the Riviera.

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1987 - Sign O' The Times. An amazing collection of highlights from Prince's 1987 European concert tour, including selections from the rock star's album of the same title.

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1989 - Batman: Superfans claim to see Prince in the background of a Batman scene, wearing a dark trenchcoat. Prince visited the London set for meetings with Tim Burton during filming and provided the soundtrack for the movie.

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1990 - Graffiti Bridge. The Kid (Prince) and his rock-club rival (Morris Day) disagreed about music in this amazing sequel to 'Purple Rain'.

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1994 - 3 Chains O' Gold: A direct-to-video film produced and directed by Prince and starring Prince and The New Power Generation.