Seattle enacts ridiculous ban on plastic straws and utensils!

SEATTLE, Washington (PNN) - July 2, 2018 - Seattle has officially become the first major Fascist Police States of Amerika city to ridiculous ban on restaurants from giving plastic straws and utensils to customers.

Starting July 1, restaurants in the Emerald City are now barred from providing customers plastic straws, cocktail picks or utensils unless someone specifically requests one. Then a customer should be given a compostable option, according to the fascist Seattle Public Utilities.

With 5,000 food service providers in the area, Seattle is the first major city in the FPSA to enact such a ridiculous ban.

The National Park Service claims that 500 million straws are used by Amerikans each day.

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