make a site where picard is at a strip joint getting a lap dance and when the stripper takes her panties off, picard grabs them and shamefully, yet compulsively, stuffs them in his mouth when she is not looking and then walks out.

i'll make a site wherePicard sits down to take a piss but there's someone else's pee on the toilet seat so the second his ass touches the toilet seat he jolts up, slips, and falls back and strikes his head against the toilet paper dispenser and blood gets all over his uniform and counselor Troi walks in and starts masturbating her hairy, hairy pussyholejenkins.

it's funny because he said a curse word and since we're all used to Patrick Stewart on television, where cursing is not allowed, we are not used to hearing it so we're all like "woah" and also he's British and a Knight of Europe and he's a respected actor for like theater so to hear him say that would be like if you were walking through the woods and you found Amy Winehouse squatting over a hole to take a shit. that would be funny because Amy Wellhiem is supposed to be dead, so she can no longer do all the things she usually did.