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Mac and cheese consists of only these following items. Macaroni. Cheese. This entire page consists of "pasta bakes". Almost every "mac and cheese" I see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this is called "mac and cheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against pasta bakes, I just hate their association with dishes that are not mac and cheese. Adding cheese to your tuna pasta? It's called a Tuna bake. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a mac and cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more mac and cheese in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one bowl. Want to personalize your mac and cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own instapage entitled "pasta bake" because that is not fucking mac and cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland hispanic male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to mac and cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our mac and cheeses and stop associating your pasta bakes with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "mac and cheese" all over insta and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this meme this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own instapage just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the mac and cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn pasta bake and call it for what it is. A pasta bake.