This article will make no sense. I will not explain to you how I happened upon the information I’m about to share because it is not relevant. All you need to know is that it is true and verifiable and ridiculous. Facebook is full of parrots.

Is it the apocalypse? Is it air pollution? Is it a death cult made up entirely of birds that all drank from the same batch of cyanide-laced Kool Aid?
No one knows why thousands of birds have spontaneously dropped dead in Arkansas just after New Yea…

There’s no better way to start your week than with a cacophony of bird screaming and death metal. Happy Monday!
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