Donald Rumsfeld Patted Down by Chicago Airport TSA

Former US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was patted down by TSA agents at O'Hare International Airport on Wednesday as he headed to Betty Ford's funeral in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Agents failed to find anything suspicious and a smiling Rumsfeld was waved through.

Rumsfeld coyly tweeted about the incident, apparently speaking out against the profiling of bionic-Americans: "It takes those of us with two titanium hips and a titanium shoulder a bit longer to get through the TSA..."

His tweet linked to the inevitable TMZ image of an agent delicately patting Rummy's knowns and unknowns.

According to TMZ, the other Donald (Trump, that is) was seen waving to a group of soldiers while getting patted down also at O'Hare.