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Ludicity on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203701
Sat, 23 Nov 2013 10:20:38 +0000Ludicity203701@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Many thanks. A complimentary magic bullet is on its way to all of you.
</p>blokefromstoke on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203670
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 23:04:08 +0000blokefromstoke203670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Very nice stuff. 5 ***** straight at you from the grassy knoll.<br />
B
</p>Golgo13 on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203665
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 21:21:31 +0000Golgo13203665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Gratz on the Commentz too. </p>
<p>There are some nice onez.
</p>custard cream on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203662
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 20:52:46 +0000custard cream203662@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Beautiful - gold standard, pitch perfect, nailed it and lots of other worthy cliches.
</p>nickb on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203660
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 20:31:59 +0000nickb203660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Poetry from beginning to end. Nailed it neatly.
</p>Paddy Berzinski on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203640
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 17:12:14 +0000Paddy Berzinski203640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Deserved FP. Stars from me.
</p>rickwestwell on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203613
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 13:16:13 +0000rickwestwell203613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I think ",theories" might be a cut and paste error, but I don't want to upset anyone by mentioning it. :-)
</p>Sinnick on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203602
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 12:36:32 +0000Sinnick203602@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Now that you mention it, bsl, saying "theories" weakens it. Original is best.
</p>writinginbsl on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203599
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 12:14:41 +0000writinginbsl203599@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>fp gratz</p>
<p>not sure about the fp headline...
</p>Wrenfoe on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203595
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 11:46:01 +0000Wrenfoe203595@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>FP gratz
</p>Jesus H on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203587
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 09:20:09 +0000Jesus H203587@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Really good FP, 5*
</p>Sinnick on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203585
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 07:05:45 +0000Sinnick203585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Was always destined to be FP. Lovely.
</p>MADJEZ on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203263
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 11:00:22 +0000MADJEZ203263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Love the concept, just think it needs tidying a little to make it Fridays front page.<br />
Few too many 're-enactments' in there but great work.
</p>blokefromstoke on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203256
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 10:29:59 +0000blokefromstoke203256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>In a connected re-enactment in New Orleans two re-enactors dressed as the late Edward Asner and Joe Pesci dressed as Guy Bannister and David Ferrie were doing NOTHING AT ALL* in a TOTALLY UNSUSPICIOUS* way while a chapter meeting in Chicago of the Friends of Italian Opera were NOT celebrating. In New Jersey, a lookalike for former Teamster Leader Jimmy Hoffa smiled enigmatically before climbing into the trunk of a Cadillac and being fed into a crusher.</p>
<p>*****</p>
<p>(*The blokefromstoke shout is a REGISTERED TRADE MARK - All rights reserved)
</p>NewBiscuit on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203245
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 09:43:14 +0000NewBiscuit203245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Very Good. This needs fast-tracking to the front page.</p>
<p>Multiple conspiracy theory options to develop from here. </p>
<p><blockquote>‘This was clearly the work of more than one historical re-enactment society,’ said a man dressed as Kevin Costner dressed as Jim Garrison</blockquote></p>
<p>From my vantage point up here at the window of the book depository, I can see five grassy stars.
</p>Sinnick on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203239
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 09:16:03 +0000Sinnick203239@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I look forward to the re-enactment of these re-enactments in 50 yrs time. 5*
</p>Ludicity on "Historical re-enactment of JFK assassination ends in violent shoot out"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69156#post-203238
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 09:12:33 +0000Ludicity203238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>The world is in shock after a 50th anniversary re-enactment of the killing of President Kennedy ended in chaos with a gun battle breaking out across Dealey Plaza in which a number of people were shot.</p>
<p>‘We’re not sure exactly how this happened,’ said Chesney Benson, head of the JFK Assassination Society, ‘but we suspect foul play. One of our men, dressed as Lee Harvey Oswald, was in position at the Texas School Book Depository and was just about to shoot a man dressed as President Kennedy, when a number of other shots were simultaneously fired.’ </p>
<p>The resultant salvo of magic bullets ended in the shooting of the man dressed as Kennedy, a man dressed as Governor Connally and a man in the crowd dressed as a spectator. </p>
<p>‘This was clearly the work of more than one historical re-enactment society,’ said a man dressed as Kevin Costner dressed as Jim Garrison. ‘All the evidence suggests that there was a second re-enactment taking place near the grassy knoll and that the first re-enactment society was just a patsy.’</p>
<p>A man dressed as Lee Harvey Oswald strongly rejected claims that he was a patsy, before being immediately shot and killed by a passing Jack Ruby tribute act.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, more conspiracy theories have since developed following the emergence of video footage taken by a man dressed as Abraham Zapruder. The footage clearly suggests the existence of multiple re-enactment societies hidden all around Dealey Plaza, dressed as the Soviet Union, Cuba, the Mafia, the FBI and the CIA. </p>
<p>To resolve the confusion President Obama has called for a historical re-enactment of the Warren Commission. However, the investigation is unlikely to produce any results until 2021, when it is expected to clear everyone of any involvement and say nothing actually happened.</p>
<p>‘This is a tragic day for historical re-enactment societies,’ said a man dressed as Walter Cronkite, desperately trying to hold back the tears. ‘We needed this like we needed a hole in the head.’</p>
<p>The prospect of fifty more years of conspiracy theories has raised concerns that they might provoke another three hour movie by Oliver Stone. ‘Nobody wants to sit through a seemingly endless litany of wild and crazy conspiracies,’ said President Obama. ‘We already get that each night with Fox News.'
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