Gazuntite

Below is the poem entitled Gazuntite which was written by poet
Robert A.
Dufresne. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Gazuntite

There was a model, a pretty young lass,
She had an attitude ; was full of sass,
Whenever she would sneeze,
Her stomach would squeeze,
And inevitably she would pass gas.
One night she modeled in her very best
And ate prunes and dates as a guest,
On stage she strutted her stuff
And you guessed it sure enough,
She sneezed and had to change her dress.
Her husband’s name was Billy Mcfeeny
Considered by her to be a meany
He told her don’t be so sad,
It’s not really that bad
You could have been wearing a bikini !
Written for:
helping Gwendolyn giggle “ sneezing limerick contest”

You not only helped ME giggle, YOU MADE THE OTHER 2 judges laugh pretty hard too. The final judging was over ice cream and coffee this evening at the local ice cream parlor. We had soo much fun..u already know that although I only requested 1 limerick, you went way out there on a limb giving it your all...appreciated the humor! ...I am soooo glad it wasn't a bikini she was wearing!! Phew!! You are the best, poet! Don't ever stop making us laugh! GWendolen

Had to chuckle at these, Robert, being, myself, a shameless passer of gas, such that it scares my cats each morning. Luck in the contest - you have my first place vote, that is if I were to be named to judge. daver

LOL...i love this contest... agreat way to start offfff this year.. with fun limericks... a very fun entry.. good luck in the contest... best wishes this year, can't wait to read more of your work this year. Always ~p.d.