While crying into his beer over the state of his shattered love life, Phillippe said in a statement to the New York Daily News, "I'm very happy for both Reese and Jim. I wish nothing but the best for the mother of my children."

Phillippe and Witherspoon were married for seven years before she kicked his butt to the curb for cheating on her with actress Abbie Cornish, who later kicked him to the curb for cheating on her too.

He was recently linked to actress Alexis Knapp, who is rumored to have kicked him to the curb after she caught him making out with another girl at his October birthday party. Hey, it's his party, he can do who he wants to...