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As Celebrity Big Brother and Dancing On Ice return to our screens, shadowy vigilante organisation TV Repair Man has issued a new warning to producers and schedulers.
"Ignore these warnings and accept the consequences," the organisation said in a c...

ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King.
The li...

January is always a busy time of year for tv talent shows as the increasingly written about 'transfer window' opens and top telly shows scramble to secure the services of a established judge or rising star.
The first big name transfer of the new...

Channel 5 bosses appear to have stolen another reality show, well copied one anyway in their latest offering: Dancing with Mice.
In the show, celebs will train to dance with real live mice on ice. While not being completely original it seems to...

LONDON - Since being eliminated on the reality show Dancing On Ice, dance skating partners Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston have kept in close contact.
The two call each other on a daily basis and talk about the show, the upcoming Prince William-Ka...

Media commentators were scratching their heads in disbelief today as they tried to understand how the latest TV "reality" show, Sunday's Dancing On Ice, made headlines in this morning's papers.
The Daily Star was prominent in its coverage.
"Bro...

Its almost that time of the year again-or rather next year-when ITV, that well known 'death wish' TV channel inflict their clapped out ice skating circus, "Dancing On Very Thin Ice" upon viewers yet again! Hosted as always by, Phillip 'Dorian Gray' S...

LONDON - The producer of the popular British show Dancing on Ice, Burgess Willowhouse, has just announced that he has asked the very popular prostitute Jennifer Thompson to appear as a contestant on the next edition of the highly rated ice dancing sh...

TV bosses in charge of the BBC programme 'Dancing on Ice', have expressed their delight at the reported increase in viewing figures for the last series, brought about by the inclusion of amputee, Heather Mills as a contestant.
A BBC spokesman said...

It was announced today that next Sunday's final of Dancing On Ice will be the first live programme to be broadcast in 3D.
Now fans of the show will be able to experience the thrills and excitement of watching ex Hollyoaks stars and Daniella Westbr...

LONDON - Christopher Dean of Dancing On Ice fame has reportedly separated from his wife and has been seen doing the 'kissy-kissy' with Karen Barber, Dancing On Ice judge who is rather on the married side.
The Nottinghamshire ice skater Dean is one...

LONDON - Dancing On Ice has sent Emily Atack, the star of The Inbetweeners back to her London flat and the young lady was none too happy.
On her way out of Elstree studios located in London's Borehamwood, the 20-year-old Emily was so angry that sh...

LONDON - The producer of the highly popular British Reality Show, Dancing On Ice, Burgess Willowhouse is thrilled to announce that he has just signed the tremendously popular Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque to appear on next season's edition of Dan...

Bosses on the hit ITV programme Dancing on Ice are set to replace acid tongued Australian judge Jason Gardiner with his esteemed Holiness the Dalai Lama.
Gardiner recently caused uproar by comparing the costume worn by Sharron Davies to "faecal m...

LONDON - Ofcom, which is the United Kingdom's communication industry's regulator, has ruled that Dancing On Ice judge Jason Gardiner did not violate any established rules, regulations, or bylaws.
The executives of Dancing On Ice received well over...

Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney, has struggled over the past few years to change her public image from that of an attention hungry, gold-digging opportunist to an inspirational role model for disadvantaged women worldwide. Mills lost par...

LONDON - Well it appears that Dancing On Ice Judge Jason Gardiner has gone and stirred up quite a sh*t storm.
Yes, the Aussie judge has most definitely stepped in it this time.
Gardiner who has a reputation for his venomously vulgar commentary...

LONDON - This years Dancing On Ice skating marvel is Heather Mills. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney is accomplishing what many people with two good legs cannot do.
Mills has shown the doubters that one can do pretty much anything that one wa...

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