2. 10 out of 10, 1: Bruce Andrews, I Don't Have Any Paper So Shut Up, (Or Social Romanticism) (Based on a review of Slayer's album South of Heaven) (2:08): MP3
3. 10 out of 10, 2: Christian Bök, Crystallography (Based on a review of Yngwie Malmsteen's album Marching Out) (1:36): MP3