Thanks for posting here 'cause i had forgotten about your squidly, gelatinous person. I'd gladly beat the shit out of your fat ass but I fear one punch would cause a chain reaction. I wouldn't be surprised if the 2011 tsunami happened after you got slapped by one of your on the payroll she-beasts in a Vegas room.

333386 relies mostly on an impressive array of legal and illegal weaponry such as grenades, tasers, and guns that he acquired in anticipation of a Communist invasion before Shao Kahn attacked Earth. This gives him an advantage over other fighters in terms of range, in that he can deal a tremendous amount of damage from a distance. Using his baton, he can propel himself forward with incredible speed towards the opponent and either trip them or fling them far behind him. Additionally, in Getbig Wars 3, one of his combos can launch the opponent into the air, which he can use as an opportunity for juggling.

Fatality

333386 sweeps his opponent by the legs and holds a laptop in their face, forcing them to read his 100+ posts per day of inane, fantastical bullshit and Obama obsession until their head explodes from the insanity.

333386 relies mostly on an impressive array of legal and illegal weaponry such as grenades, tasers, and guns that he acquired in anticipation of a Communist invasion before Shao Kahn attacked Earth. This gives him an advantage over other fighters in terms of range, in that he can deal a tremendous amount of damage from a distance. Using his baton, he can propel himself forward with incredible speed towards the opponent and either trip them or fling them far behind him. Additionally, in Getbig Wars 3, one of his combos can launch the opponent into the air, which he can use as an opportunity for juggling.

Fatality

333386 sweeps his opponent by the legs and holds a laptop in his opponent's face, forcing them to read his 100+ posts per day of inane, fantastical bullshit and Obama obsession until their head explodes from the insanity.

Tbombz

Powers and abilities

The studded anal plug riveted to his arm, combined with his frequently unrestrained homolust, makes Tbombz a deadly opponent. Many of his special moves revolve around his plug, which deals heavy damage. Another of Tbombz's distinguishing features is the cloud of flies that constantly crowd his body because he never washes his taint, flies which he can also use as a makeshift projectile.

Fatality

Tbombz opens up his anal cavity to reveal a cavernous chamber. He grabs a hold of the victim by the head and slams them onto the ground three times before pulling them into the anal chamber. Tbombz grinds the body into pieces with his well-trained sphincter muscles before farting out the remains in a wad of old cum.

The studded anal plug riveted to his arm, combined with his frequently unrestrained homolust, makes Tbombz a deadly opponent. Many of his special moves revolve around his plug, which deals heavy damage. Another of Tbombz's distinguishing features is the cloud of flies that constantly crowd his body because he never washes his taint, flies which he can also use as a makeshift projectile.

Fatality

Tbombz opens up his anal cavity to reveal a cavernous chamber. He grabs a hold of the victim by the head and slams them onto the ground three times before pulling them into the anal chamber. Tbombz grinds the body into pieces with his well-trained sphincter muscles before farting out the remains in a wad of old cum.

suckmymuscle (SMM)

Powers and abilities

Despite his pedophilia, SMM possesses senses that are heightened beyond their normal ability and can fight on par with any other kombatant. SMM wields a sword that contains the spirits of all the chickens he has fucked, and is in turn guided by these spirits in combat. He is trained in neck-snapping due to special forces experience. SMM is also proficient in telekinetics due to his 428 IQ and can launch telekenetic attacks as well as teleport.

Fatality

SMM enters into a meditative trance, focusing all of his telekenetic energy inward just as he did when he solved the mystery of the 5 spinning discs. His latent rage towards his master OMR manifests itself in a black sphere of energy which engulfs him, turning him into a huge gorilla with rippled muscles. He swipes his opponent's head off with a single blow and beats his chest furiously.