I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I killed twenty dragons, ate their souls, rode a flying horse to mount olympus and built a castle made of gold from all the money I had from stealing/looting dungeons and cities.

I used to be an adventurer...until a bird flew into my knee.I used to be an adventurer...until I transformed into Rayman and I don't even have one knee.I used to be an adventurer...but Alzheimers stops me from remembering any of it.