Achievements (Steam)
Acceptance - You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Animal Cruelty - You've farted on animals 25 times.
Are We Cool? - You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Ass of Fire - You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Avenger - You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Canadian Handshake - You've farted on people 100 times.
Chinpoko loco - You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse - You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Clothes Whore - You've collected all of the available costumes.
Daddy Issues - You befriended your father.
Day Walker - You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Dog Whistle - You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath - You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Elven Hero - You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Face Hoff - You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
First Day in South Park - You completed your first day in South Park.
For the Hoarder - You completed the game without selling any items.
Friends in Strange Places - You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Full Arsenal - You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Gingivitis - Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Heisenberg - You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Inside Joke - While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Irritable Bowels - You **** your pants during a boss battle.
Junk Peddler - You sold 300 junk items.
Just Saying Hi - You've farted on every buddy in the game.
KKK Hero - You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Made This for You - You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Make it Rain! - You've spent $500.
Mastery - You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
More Popular Than Jesus - You made friends with half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon - Everyone in South Park is your friend.
New Kid On The Block - You have joined the KKK.
No Child Left Behind - You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Nonconformist - You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Outpatient - You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Parkeologist - You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Perverted - You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Poco Chinpoko - You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Pulling Mud - In three separate battles, you've taken a **** in your pants.
Re-Buttal - You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Shopaholic - You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Shutout - You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Skilled Defender - Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Stay Down - You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Stick Savior - You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far - You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Truth to Power - You farted on four major authority figures.
Two Girls, One Stick - You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Weapon Proficiency - Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You bastards! - You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.