AAArgh! I see nothing has changed. I vote fer Pirate Guy fer stealin' all the rum also. T'were most amusin' at the time. Har har har!

I have a question fer Cap'n Tai Chi: What be yer star sign Captain? Be it Cancer Ye Crab? Orr perhaps Piseas Ye Fish? And...be that compatible with an allergy ter peanuts? If not, then, why not? Riddle me this? Eh? (Now, there be a poser, and no mistake)...