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Maybe this explains the surrealistic trance which befalls me when I attempt to glean real news from CNN in between the latest celebrity sobriety test, missing white woman, or GOP hypocritical sex revelation.

And then there's Glenn Beck! Can people like him really exist? How do they learn to breathe? Virtualositically (tm) is the only answer!

CNN should send Rick Sanchez and Glen Beck to the Second Life Studios forever. Get them off my TV.

CNN = Certainly Not News.

I want to start an online game called "Get A Life". Players will be subject to electric shock therapy until they get off the computer, go outside, and meet actual real people in an actual real environment.

Going upstairs and saying "hi Mom, remember that I live in your basement with my Star Wars action figure collection, so if you need anything Ill be down there" does NOT count as "meeting people".