Look, can someone just stop this stoned tosser from ever getting behind the wheel of a car? I don't feel safe crossing the street.

George Michael arrested after crashing car into shop

George Michael has been arrested after the car he was driving crashed into a shop near his home in Hampstead, north London. The 47-year-old singer's vehicle collided with the front of a branch of Snappy Snaps in the early hours of Sunday morning (4 July), reportedly after returning from the gay pride march in central London. [Guardian]

Did you know the French take Segways seriously? I was stunned. In fact at Lille station I wanted to take a picture of the "Segway parking" sign but there was an aggressive local drunk lurching around in front of it and I lacked the necessary language skills to smooth over any possible misunderstandings.