You probably don't care about Michigan high school football, but FOX 2's Charlie Langton's report about a title game between Warren De La Salle and Muskegon Mona Shores should entertain you anyway. It's perfect.
The damn thing starts out with Langton yelling as he's walking across the field, and gets better from there.

Some highlights:

-The Warren De La Salle player doing his best promo, with his teammate lurking in the background.

-"Warren De La Salle Grandma" Sue Barikla talking about tailgating a high school football game. And her beads.

-The reporter asking one of the Warren De La Salle players what he thinks of Muskegon Mona Shores criticizing their offense, and the player yelling, "We have a good offense," as the rest of the team cheers.