In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkeyButane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkieWith the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetablesDog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhoseKill the headlights and put it in neutralStock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise controlBaby's in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seatSomeone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complainAbout a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirtDon't believe everything that you breatheYou get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeveSo shave your face with some mace in the darkSavin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

(Yo cut it)Soy un perdedorI'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedorI'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Banned all the music with a phony gas chamberCause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flagOne's got on the pole shove the other in a bagWith the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job

The daytime crap with the folksinger slopHe hung himself with a guitar stringSlap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wingYou can't write if you can't relateTrade the cash for the beef for the body for the hateAnd my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termiteWho's chokin' on the splinters