Adventures of a lead dog

I was invited to a dog food company meeting, and I think the humans might finally be making some sense. They were having a meeting about how to make dogs like kibble more. One of the humans said that some dogs don't really enjoy kibble and would prefer human food. I suggested that they wrap the kibble in bacon. That had been tried, and it was found that the dogs were eating the bacon and leaving the kibble. Therefore I went with my original idea and said, "why not wrap bacon in bacon and take the kibble out?" I might add that the bacon without kibble went over very well with dogs in the test group so I hope the humans come to the conclusion--as they should- that they should just feed the dogs bacon and everyone is happy!