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Yes, it’s time for another installment of: “What did he/she say?” A favorite post of mine that chronicles the ridiculous and hilarious things the kids say. Hmm…who should go first? I guess since the moon is almost full, Fisher can go first. (Mind you the phase of the moon has no bearing on how I make decisions. I just pride myself in being random.) ;)

So, what has Fisher been up to lately? He’s been butchering the names of his classmates. He started off the school year with a best friend that he calls “Carter Franker.” Riiight. Who would have such a name?

“Fisher, are you sure his last name isn’t ‘Franklin’?”

“Nooo! It’s FRANKER!”

Okay. If you say so. *wink*

(I am going to feel like a complete idiot when I get his class’ Valentine Day Card list in February and there’s actually a kid with that name.)

Well, he and the Franker kid were only best friends for a few weeks. Now his best friend is a boy Fisher is calling “Tage.”

“Fisher…are you sure it isn’t ‘Gage’?” “Gage is a normal name.”

“Nooo! It’s TAGE…with a ‘T’!”

(Nodding silently)

I can only imagine the name of his best friend by the time Thanksgiving rolls around.

Next up there’s Jaden. She is the queen of off-handed remarks. Crazy statements that come from nowhere are her specialty. Just this afternoon she asked:

“Mommy? Are the first people who ever lived still alive?”

“No, they’re dead.”

*gasp* “Holy cow. They’re already dead.” (As if this revelation had some bearing on her own life-span.)

After the shock of their death wore off…she started singing along with the Queen CD I had playing in the car. Her version of the lyrics were priceless:

“…got mud in your face…kicking your cat all over the place…we will, we will rock you!”