This morning, hundreds of news outlets are reporting that Kim Kardashian got tied up and robbed for 10 million dollars worth of jewelry. Here’s what they are saying:

BBC – Kim Kardashian West was robbed at gunpoint at a luxury residence in Paris by at least two men dressed as police officers, her publicist and police say. A police spokesman said the haul from the robbery, mostly jewellery, was worth up to €6 million (£5.2m; $6.7m). The concierge led the gunmen to the residence where they tied Kardashian West up in the bathroom, police said. A spokeswoman for the reality TV star, who is 35, said she was “badly shaken but physically unharmed”. Reports say the star has now left France, flying out of a Paris airport aboard a private jet. Ina Treciokas told CNN the robbery was carried out by two masked men with guns. Police sources told the Associated Press news agency that they were seeking five assailants, two of whom had forced their way into the house. A jewellery box containing valuables worth €6 million was stolen, as well as a ring worth €4 million, AP reported, citing police officials. The robbery took place at about 02:30 local time (00:30 GMT), police said. Kardashian West’s husband, the rapper Kanye West, was on stage at the Meadows Music and Arts Festival in New York at the time of the robbery. He abruptly ended his set, telling fans: “I’m sorry, family emergency. I have to stop the show.”

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First off, if you think for one second that this story isn’t scripted, then you’re a sucker for a Kardashian. This whole story will probably be played out in an episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s” or maybe even in a entire movie.

There’s probably a 2% chance that the story MIGHT be true. But those aren’t good odds. Most likely just Kim being Kim creating buzz the way she’s been doing it for years. Getting rich off headlines and doing the kind of PR that requires ZERO talent.

But you gotta give it up to her though. She’s good at what she does. She’s the only person on the planet that could get held hostage, robbed at gunpoint and still walk away from the situation rich. That’s simply the Kardashian factor.

Hopefully Kanye makes an entire album based off of this story. That’s the only positive thing that could happen after this whole ordeal.