Posts messages which are blatant lies pretending they were written by Linux advocates.

Sets Organization header pretending to work at CERN, IBM, etc

Doesn't understand the value of telnet client as a simple network debugging tool. Thinks using telnet always means sending a username and password in clear text. Truly ignorant of TCP/IP.

Troll puppet

Gets upset when anyone includes their qualification in their .sig. This along with his pretence of working at CERN and IBM implies, IMHO, an inferiority complex. Probably a drop out who bears a grudge towards those who have achieved what Hadron couldn't.

Exhibits serious reading comprehension difficulties

Quark is too stupid to understand when the point above is explained to him over and over again

In case you missed it, he is just stupid. No cure. So sad

Recent nyms: Ubuntu King, Steve Townsend

The following post sums up the trolls lack of intelligence most concisely:

Let me introduce Hadron Quark, affectionately known as COLA's Resident"Expert" on Everything - Ever ®, who is without exception the most stupidperson I have ever encountered in my entire life.

And I don't say this as some offhand insult, it is a simple statement offact. He makes Dubya Bush look like a Nobel Prize-winning mathematicianby comparison, so I'm afraid you'd be wasting your time simplifying thetruth for his benefit.

You could liquidise the truth with a pound of bananas, and spoon-feed itto Hadron whilst carefully wiping the dribbles from his mouth, and he'dstill totally fail to understand.

Quotes:

The following example is a case of where the the filthy troll changes the quoted text its replying to:

Original text:

Message-ID:

So, according to you, I'm a roy lapdog who follows him around like a slave...Agreeing with everything he ever says..

Hadron's quote:

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> I'm a roy lapdog who follows him around like a slave...> Agreeing with everything he ever says..

More quotes:Was there a more H[y]pocritical and dishonest, snivelling swine as this Homo? I can not think of one.comp.os.linux.advocacy - Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:44:02 +0100Message-ID: fofqii$vl9$1@registered.motzarella.org

Surely you are not comparing the non-existent Linux (at that time) with 98?comp.os.linux.advocacy - Thu, 16 Aug 2007Message-ID: npk5rvzafy.fsf@homelinux.net

"Anything said in COLA is a crock of shit."Hadron Quark, Tuesday 03 Jul 2007 - alt.os.linux.ubuntu

LOL Indeed. Of course I troll sometimes. I never denied it. One has to when dealing with loonies like Willy Boaster and his amazing killfiles.comp.os.linux.advocacyMessage-ID: n145s4-517.ln1@news.individual.net

It does appear that Chris Arsestrom is attached to Roy's sphincter viahis tongue. Quite amazing as he used to be quite a balanced poster. Nowits just, as you say, snip and hide and giggle while not even botheringto argue the FACTS presented to him. He rarely, if ever, reads the postshe replies to. It's almost as if Roy kicks him up his arse and says "goget Liarmutt, fetch!".Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacyMessage-ID: ghoqsi$4j4$1@reader.motzarella.org

Mark Kent pulled this hilarious prank on me the other day. I walked up behind him, and he was screaming in agony. He turns around, and his dick is caught in the cap of a Bic Pen. The joke was on me though, there was actually plenty of room.

Hadron claims he is an advocate but behaves most contrary to that, denigrating advocates. Most recent demonstration of his trolling accused a poster with language difficulties, inferring 3rd world inferiority mentality:

http://tinyurl.com/3a24nk

[quote]Hadron wrote:> I assume from your inability to> understand the simplest of threads> that your first language is not> English. And for that, I apologise> unreservedly for pointing out the> holes in your vapid posts.

Oh, so now we've gone from idiot to racist, excellent advocacy,eh Hadron?[quote]

[quote]> Hadron has an apparent inability to> recognise how more consistent usage of> Debian Stable will only help his usage> of the product, preferring unstable> versions of Debian; if not for the> only reason as an opportunity to> attack Linux/OSS.

Once more for the hard of brain power : I use testing. Not unstable. And I use it for a reason - Debian Stable is simply too buggy and backward and I cant be arsed to manage pinning or selectively monitoring backports.[/quote]

>> No it isn't. Linux is freely>> available for download. The problem>> is that for too long Linux was crap>> and simply not ready for the prime>> time desktop. It is now. But it's>> missed the boat. And people like you>> whining all the time about MS isn't>> going to change that. Grow a set of>> balls and advocate LINUX and stop>> whinging like schoolgirl about the>> Market Leader.> > Hadron does have a point,

Hadron uses a very common trolling technique. Rather than participate inthe discussion, attempts to deflect the issues by flinging insulting retorts, such as homophobic name calling and referring to a poster's expressions as "whines". In his insulting, extolls a competing operating system by calling it a market leader. This confirms he is here to troll.

He misrepresents the truth, showing that he truly is not an advocate, referring to Linux as crap. Yet 10 years ago, Linux was a complete and suitable desktop product. As you show in the following explanations regarding Microsoft concerns expressed through the Halloween papers.

> I noticed Hadron is still beating on you for the Raphael> affair. He really loves that. Like when Kelsey offered> somebody 30 Linux distros, it took at least a year before> Hadron stopped harping on it. Somehow your list of> unpronounceable names doesn't bother Hadron, I mean when fishy> wintrolls nymshift it's ok. And your list is only the tip of> the iceberg, there must be at least a thousand names by now.> I've counted about 20 new ones in the last month.

Hadron's only one purpose in life is to pursue advocates like the soiling in a dirty diaper. Like most trolls, he harps on the most insignificant of issues, trying to create guilt trips on his victims. You will notice he does nothing regarding the nym-shifting trolls, which indicates he is here to troll himself. Also he gets upset at even pointing out the littlest discrepancy in his posting style.

Hadron bothers more than just the Linux groups as he was on rec.bicycles.misc posting derogatory remarks a few years back when I was using the group. He claimed to be an elite road cyclist, akin to Lance Armstrong and called me an amateur cyclist for riding a mountain bike and not a 'real' bike. He is a multi-purpose jerk to be killfiled in all groups. Replying only gets him started.

>> I have not noticed you complaining about DFS, Hadron, and Moshe>> making things up. Do you have them killfiled?>> Would you like to point out where I have purposely lied, and not made> an error, about any technical issue with Linux or any other OS?

Hadron wrote:> unionpe...@gmail.com writes:>>> I have not noticed you complain- >> ing about DFS, Hadron, and Moshe>> making things up. Do you have>> them killfiled?>> Would you like to point out where > I have purposely lied, and not> made an error, about any techni-> cal issue with Linux or any other > OS?

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The comp.os.linux.advocacy (COLA) newsgroup is infested by trolls whose only purpose is to disrupt the newsgroup. They will stoop to any depth in a vain attempt to discredit Linux advocates. All the trolls who post to COLA lie. No exception known.

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