The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Doofus Of The Day #975

The video speaks for itself.

Yep. Doofus. (And boy, did he look sore when he lay down like that! Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.)

Just like ol' Forrest Gump's Mama always said: Stoopid is as stoopid does...

You can just imagine what that cop is saying to the dummy, as he's sittin' there on the curb, all bloodied-up and cuffed, waiting for the meat-wagon: "Sonny-boy, you done spoke up mean-like to the wrong folks..."

There was this bar down in Echo Park near Dodger Stadium call Short Stops that's basically a cop bar, but you wouldn't know it from outside. In 1983, some genius decided to rob it using a comb wrapped in shirt to simulate a gun, and was shot 4 times by an off duty cop and died on the sidewalk. I figure the owner will have to convince the folks back in the station to send on-duty cops to wrap things up.