I remind you that this game is NOT a comedy! If this were trying to be funny, it would be a victory.

But it's not. They're not going for parody here. This isn't survival-horror, but it's not far removed. They want you to look at Washington up there and feel the same thing when you first heard the Big Daddy in Bioshock. That's like if "Jaws" gave the shark the voice of Gilbert Gottfried, but they still thought you would be scared instead of laughing your ass off.

"Bioshock Infinite" is supposed be another tale of the breakdown of society and humanity, when people get free reign to do whatever in the name of progress. And yet they put scary music in a happy Pixar sky city while Roosevelt chases you with big, fragile porcelain hands. This is the game whose creator designed a main heroine with big boobs, clothes that show off her big boobs, and allowed cinematic scenes and advertisements that specifically show off her tig ole' bitties...

And I say Robot-George Washington is even more retarded than that. This shit belongs in Saints Row more than it belongs in Bioshock.

There is no way this game won't be an embarrassment. Oh it'll sell, people(myself included) favour brand-recognition over quality, but no one will come out of this one looking pretty. Least of all Ken Levine...