She’s a mu-mu-mummy, lived in Egypt old,
you know
She rapped with Osiris, now it can be told, I
say she
Had this power, though no one could resist her,
There was no escaping her mummy’s kiss.

Yo, she loved and she lusted with the Pharaoh’s
daughter,
Doing things forbidden ‘til one day they caught
her,
So, the soldiers grabbed her, the decree was sent,
She would meet her fate in the embalmer’s tent.

Stretched her out on a table, while she still
had life,
They pressed on a mask, and then raised the knife,
Took out her black heart and then hid it away,
And wrapped her in linen for the Judgment Day.
So they

Put her in a coffin and they closed
the lid,
Then they sealed her in a tomb, where they kept her hidden
For three millennia, all dried up and dead,
‘til that
Cursed mask was removed from her head.

Now she lives again and she’s on
the prowl, using
Mystic powers, doing things most foul, to get the
Love she’d lost three thousand years ago, the
rein-
Carnated daughter of that old Pharaoh.

She’s a mu-mu-mummy, servant of Osiris,
and her
Story’s all here, written down on papyrus, and if
you
Happen to meet her, better keep your distance,
‘cause you’ll
Die giving in to her mummy’s kiss.

She’s a mu-mu-mummy, lived in Egypt old,
you know
She rapped with Osiris, now it can be told, I
say she
Had this power, though no one could resist her,
There was no escaping her mummy’s kiss.