Thankyou. I'm afraid I'm going to have to print that out and take it with me to school tomorrow to keep me going, so I hope you don't mind. By the way, I didn't manage to hang myself, (rope was cut by my helpful and loving little brother) so I'm still here. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Seven melons will fall from the sky, and prophesy unto the heathens, who will proclaim: "HOLY SHIT! Talking melons!"