awake

think i stayed up till 9am, then passed the fuck out. i was sleeepy. which is good, cause sleepy is the best feeling. being hungry isnt, and i still am cause i didnt eat shit last night. i should probably do that some time soon. im sitting here with "face forward" next to me. i figured itd be good to own for one reason or another. i always thought the person on the cover was one girl. its not. ones really black and the other is white. i was all impressed cause as part of the union test they used to make you believably turn a white woman black or indian. he didnt do that. tricky fucker. his make-ups are air brushed, as well. anyway, im thinkin about makin coffee and using ensure as my creamer.

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,and 2 or 3 egg whites,a half a stick of butter, melted.Stick it all in a bowl baby,stir it with a wooden spoon,mix in a cup of flour.You''l be in heaven soon

pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,and a half a cup of brandythen throw in a bag or two of sugar,and just a pinch of vanilla,grease up the cookie sheet.Cause I hate when my balls stick!then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,and high in fiber, so suck on balls.

(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.It smells like something's burning.Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blowon them, do something

OMG FUCKIN CRISIS. HAIRCUT AT 4? OH MY GOD. NO ONE HAS TOUCHED MY HAIR IN YEEEEEEARS. i usually just chop the ends off. this time im actually gonna let someone do something to it. scary. gonna get my nails done too. well, maybe not today, but theyre on my list of things to do. nails i can deal with better, but someone might screw up my hair more than it already is. that would suuuuuuuuck. i gotta do this though. my hair is too long and out of control. ahhhhhh. this is worse than going to the doctor. id love to go to the doctor!#$!$@#!

guess id better go make that coffee. first hair, then... shoot? what else did i neeed to do. buy underwear. im obsessed with buying underwear, so i guess i better do that so i can shut up about it.