Quite simply, the Smoke Turret is the most dangerous-looking fog machine on the market. Five feet tall and swiveling 180-degrees on its tripod base, the turret's six barrels utilize a 90psi air compressor to fire smoke for up to 15 feet. On top of that, a strobe light is concealed in the gun sight for a little extra firepower to get the party started. Still, what's the $2,400 Smoke Turret do that a normal fog machine can't? It makes you look like a total badass, that's what. [Fright Catalog via Nerd Approved]