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41 year old british actress and model Elizabeth Hurley, will be tieing the knot today to Indian millionaire businessman, Arun Nayer wearing a fab Versace gown. The wedding is to be taking place at Sudeley Castle in Western England.

Dozens of celebrities are expected to attend of which include David Beckham, good friend Elton John and british actor Hugh Grant former ex-boyfriend of Liz for 13 years who will present her with an odd gift a monkey. The gift is apparently a reference to the nickname she used to give him when they were dating (bulls eye nickname coz he really is a monkey :)).

A second ceremony will also take place in Mumbai, and Udiapur for the traditional Indian wedding. Hurley will be wearing a $7,800 pink sari.

Jessica Folker a singer of mixed cultures, her mother Swedish and her father from Senegal. I was at my first year of college when she released her first album and most of the stations played her songs on the clock. She is one of my fav. solo artists, i really like her style and unique voice and would always sing along to her songs. I just wonder thought… where is she now? her last album DINO was released in 2000, even her site says “fans are waiting for Jessica´s 3rd album” well thats a very long wait coz its 2007 now and still nothing :) so i guess i’d better pay a visit to virgin and buy her other albums until the 3rd is released. Anyways here r a couple of her songs i ranked in order of my fav. Enjoy :)

P.S. I came across something funny she had to change her surname from “Folcker” to “Folker” since she faced a problem where many Americans pronounced her surname close to “F**ker” (god i can just imagine what she went through :))

Recently introduced in the US market, targeted for men and woman aged 18 and above. Fever is NOT an Energy Drink its a “Stimulation” and “Ultimate Pleasure” beverage. Fever is 100% natural and has a vanilla ginger flavor which combines 9 premium herbs and natural sweetners. Available in 2 kinds the “Regular” and “Low Calorie” (these are FEVER facts :))

Intended effects include a warming sensation, increased empathy, feelings of sexual and social stimulation, and heightened sensitivity. (This product sure isnt going to be in our market any time soon or ever :))

Case finally has been closed on 22 FEB 07 @ 11am q8 time with success, well success on my part but my replacement… just look for urselvesJust as long as my judge is satisfied… so who cares i WON the case :) btw this isnt victim #1 coz that guy didnt even show up! But similar criteria :)

Well its the final count down since i still have the 2 whole days for the handover and than im outta there :)

I was @ The Sultan Center Salmiya last nite and i gotta tell u, they r fully prepared for the National & Liberation Days!! :) They have thousands of party foam cans lined up, with flags and all kinds of gadgets. Check it out :)

P.S. This is just part of it there are more cans on the back side, front side and every side and btw if one can isnt enough for and u want to go wild then worry no more coz TSC have them priced per carton as well :)

It wasnt long ago that i discovered that my Chinese Astrology is a PIG :) Well since the Chinese Year starts on 18th FEB which is TODAY and 2007 happens to be the year of the PIG… i wish all u pigs best of luck and i truly hope it’s a good Chinese Year for us :)

This is a funny poem to start ur day coz guess what?! its THURSDAY so hope u like and it makes ur day and that u will read it all the way… so have a great day… Enjoy :)

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow

Shocking but true that was my “Plan B” to QUIT my job and i did… i submitted my resignation today. I had to wake up and smell the coffee and look to a place where i could grow. Well, my manager was suprised @ first and said,“it looks like u have ur mind made up” ….well damn right i do!! He than gave me “the company is growing, going forward speech” and wished me luck, but in general he was pretty cool about my decision.

I hate the feedback u get once u quit… “What!! Why?? Where to??” or when they say “Wish u the best of luck” but what they really mean to say is “Wish u regret the day that u left!!” Well in my case that will never happen coz i never regret anything i do… the past is the past… whats done is done and always look forward never look back.

Today was a beautiful sunny day (i knew that coz i left work early today which btw is a first, just had some stuff to take care of :)) Even though my manager wasnt too happy about me suddenly taking off… it still was a beautiful day :) Gosh getting out of the office once in a while just feels GREAT. And they say REDBULL gives u energy… try OWBULL (Off Work BULL) and see how energetic u’ll feel… trust me it LASTS longer!! :)

Well, on my way i stopped by my dad’s office (the last time i visited was when i was new in the country @ the interview stage … yes my dad’s office was like the mission target “Kook Must Find a Job” bus stop) So i was daddy’s little girl for the day :) it really felt like it, i remembered when i was a little girl and used to go to my dads office he would say “hey everyone this is my little girl” and they would all start doing the cheek pinching, kissing thing and spoil me with candy. Then on our way home my daddy would get more candy and a new dolly :)

Anyways enough of my blast from the past, check out these pics i took. Seems like my dad likes to collect different currencies :) (i pitched in the new 5000 Lebanese Lira)

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P.S. Just for the record my dad didnt spoil me with candy or get me a dolly, i’m not a little girly anymory :P instead he got me shawarma for lunch :)

Definitely this is NOT a love letter, i repeat this is NOT A LOVE LETTER.

Oh god this trip to the phone bill really boosted ur ego Dan, didnt it?!?!? and whats up with sis? what r u a gangster now MAN?!?! U know what stricks me the most, eno betbahdelo bel wa7ad and at the end u say “no offense”. And LOVEZILLA!!! For god sakes give me a break bro!! Dont worry about me i’m living in the present and yes thats what i usually do ENJOY MY LIFE not sit and moune about it :P

A bit of advice from sis to bro:1. ur not cupid.2. For once in ur life read something emotional coz these love stories arent just for lovers! u could LEARN something from them.3. Valentines only comes once a year so u should enjoy the moment! not make fun of it and post what u did?!?!4. I’m asking u as a friend go find ur self a valentine and chill out bro!! Coz from the looks of it someone feels LONELY!!

Hiding ur tracks by trying to delete the post Dan?!?! and yes u got that one right bro “god is not going to help u out of this one” :P

By the name of Zeus Can u tell me what all about!!! the red roses love stories …sweet Jesus u end up printing the stories out ,sip on a hot beverage and enjoy !!! Enjoy what sis!!? is that what u do usually ?

This is just a point of view I don’t have to be 100% right coz I’m not cupid …I’m asking u as a friend to live in PT … pt means (present time) Why? Coz this is a love free (zone and time) I don’t mean the website… With the approaching of Mr.Valentine u turned to LOVEZILLA

No offence girl I know that u’r not like that that’s why I post it this is the truth …so help me god :)

I was @ Debenhams in Sharq Mall last nite and saw something not weird or bad but DIFFERENT! located next to one of the cashiers… its “The Lip PLUMPER” yes ppl the “Revolutionary Lip Plumper” its in stores right now! This product is said to plump up your lips in just an hour!! my first thought was “GET OUT OF HERE!! MY God, wouldn’t we all wish everything to be plumped up that quickly and easily in just an HOUR!! WAW!!”

Its by “Simon Solution Paris” with Pamela Anderson on the cover (in my opinion Angelina Julie would have been more marketable in this case coz Pamela can be used for another kind of PLUMPING if u know what i mean :)). So if your looking to have fuller, luxious, plumped up, Angelina/Elissa looking lips… search no more… your wish can come true in only ONE HOUR for 9.500 KD.

P.S. Just for the record i personally haven’t tried this product so don’t take my word on this, i’m just stating their facts :)