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Monday, October 31, 2011

It's here! It's finally here! Check out WorkItLA's first original production - "Gay in LA" with Romi Klinger from The Real L Word and Love Darling. Why is it good to be gay in LA? Let Romi tell you - in fact, let her rap about it! Yes, she's a rapper now. If don't know, well now you know. Special appearances from Rachel Rodriguez, Francine, Randee Riot, Gina Young, Charlene Borja, Malice McMunn, Vanessa Craig and many many more! Ch-Ch-Check it out and share!

They were on SNL this weekend and last night I watched this performance with Corey's mom on their couch in Manhattan Beach. I hung out more with Corey's parents than Corey. Oops! Joan - download this album so we can sing it!!

Sure. You probably married Kris Humphries for the boat loads of money that E! reportedly gave you to do it. Maybe you wanted to walk down the aisle and celebrate in THREE beautifully pricey Vera Wang wedding dresses. Maybe you wanted to bother Wolfgang Puck to feed 450 people thinking it was a celebratory feast. Maybe you wanted to spend 10 million dollars on a "Fairy Tale Wedding" thinking the whole world would be holding their breath waiting to watch.

Sure, Kris Humphries probably did it so someone would actually know who he is. Maybe you two wanted those 450 people to bring you wedding gifts you're going to have to return.

But 72 days later, you're filing for divorce. If I am correct, this is the second time in your life you will be doing that. And while you're able to get married in August and divorced in October for (what seems to be) no other reason besides money and press, there are people in this world who are still denied the right to get marriedin the first place.

I'm not sure what the true definition of 'the sanctity of marriage' is anymore, but you are a shining example of the opposite. Maybe you could take those millions of dollars and donate it to a cause that matters.

Two California high school lesbians were crowned Homecoming Queen and King this weekend. Rebecca Arellano and Haleigh Adams have been dating since their sophomore year of high school and are overwhelmed with the support they're getting from their peers and family. Although there are still some haters, this is what they have to say to them:

"For all the girls who think tradition should be continued, go back to the kitchen, stop having sex before you're married, get out of school and the job system, don't have an opinion, don't own any property, give up the right to marry who you love, don't vote, and allow your husband to do whatever he pleases to you. Think about the meaning of tradition when you use it in your argument against us."

Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries. They were airing their Fairytale Wedding all weekend on E!...so...that's awkward. No word on what caused the divorce. Also, no word on which black basketball player she will date next...

Curt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter Francis Bean is engaged to her boyfriend Isaiah Silva from The Rambles. She's only 19!! AHHHHH. Why do I feel like Frannie B is going to be the next Lindsay Lohan...

If you haven't checked out High Kicks at the Mondrian in LA every Wednesday, you're missing out. Justin Tranter and the rest of the guys from Semi Precious Weapons sure know how to throw a fucking party. Thank you for continuing to give me a hangover on Thursdays.

Steven Tyler passed out in his bathroom because of "food poisoning and dehydration." He ended up hitting his face and this was the result. Umm - food poisoning is your excuse? Really? Nice try. And no, this isn't his Halloween costume...

Did you know that little 17-year-old Biebs has a Cadillac that he had transformed to look like the Batmobile? He calls it the...Bat-illac. Bieb's Bat-illac has a 'JB' logo on the side of the car, two Batman symbols on the front and back and the word BATMOBILE on the trunk. AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME.

God dammit. Does this kid even know ANYTHING about Batman? He's 17.

He was pulled over in his Biebermobile by cops in LA last night because he was apparently cruising around in a ridiculous motorcade that appeared suspicious..some friends were following behind in a Range Rover and a Rolls Royce...driven by Sean Kingston.