Haba, Labaran!

Controversy has been its constant companion since the “National Good Governance Tour” was launched last September by the Minister of Information, Labaran Maku.

“A lot of work has been done by this administration in the past two years which has not been adequately reported in the media. So, this tour will expose a lot of things for everyone to see,” Maku said.

To correct this alleged failing of the media, Maku would lead a team to the states to explain what “the government” is doing or intends to do to better the lives of the people, and thus somehow “increase their participation in governance”

Nigerians from all walks of life, using conventional and non-conventional media platforms, would have the opportunity of asking questions and expressing their views on the projects the team would be inspecting.

By “the government,” Maku probably meant the Federal Government, since his ministerial brief does not include reviewing or passing judgment on projects undertaken by the states. It now seems in retrospect that he had used that term in a much broader context, and had thus unwittingly set the scene for the controversy that has been dogging the NGGT.

I will dwell on that and other issues presently.

The NGGT train – or more appropriately, the NGGT executive jet, since Maku has never deigned to travel by the trains, the rehabilitation of which he has been trumpeting as a transcendental feat – has since touched down in almost a dozen state capitals, with a retinue of political officials and news reporters and information officers, in what has increasingly seemed like a touring circus.

The team “inspects” some on-going and completed projects in and near the state capital, Maku lustfully sings praises of Federal Government for real achievements and mere intentions, usually the latter. He goes into a rhapsody about contracts that have been awarded, giant rice mills that will be installed, tens of thousands of jobs that will be generated by the cassava plantations, based on feasibility studies the government has recently commissioned, and of course the breathtaking transformation the country has witnessed in just two years, with much more to come.

He says some kind words for the state governor, especially if the governor belongs to the ruling PDP or is not perceived by Abuja as unsympathetic to Jonathan’s Project 2015, and takes off in the executive jet for his next stop.

How this perfunctory visitation, conducted amidst a great deal of dining and wining, leads to or enhances “good governance” or “carries the people along” or makes them participants in governance as envisaged in the NGTT’s prospectus is rarely addressed.

Maku claims that the Nigerian Governors Forum – presumably before Jonah Jang, with blessings from on high, reconstructed that body, superfluity and all, in his own image, endorsed the scheme.

Yet, Edo State, perhaps not unmindful of the way Maku has been running his road show and suspicious of the entire scheme, declined to accord him a welcome. Governor Adams Oshiomhole probably had more important things on his plate anyway than giving aid and comfort to a jamboree.

Maku soldiered on, undaunted. The outcome was a fiasco.

Perhaps misled by federal officials and local PDP stalwarts, Maku appropriated to the Federal Government projects financed and executed by the state government, moving a spokesperson for the state government to charge him with “lying” and “advertising falsehood.”

In this matter, I would rather cast my lot with a commentator who knows the area quite well, Usman Abudah, of The Guardian (June 20, 2013). He described Maku’s visit to Edo State as an “eye opener” to the Federal Government’s “periodic wasteful exercise through which it dazzles the citizenry,” adding that “its claims to performance usually reveal non-performance.”

Abudah pooh-poohed Maku’s claim in Benin that the Federal Government had fixed the perennially dysfunctional Benin-Ore-Sagamu highway to the point that anyone so inclined can actually spread out a mat on it and enter into blissful sleep. It is almost as if what the people need is a veritable invitation to suicide rather than a first-class highway.

The Okene-Lokoja-Abuja expressway Maku claimed the Federal Government had rehabilitated had witnessed only “skeletal works” along a small stretch, Abudah wrote.

So, there you have it.

Charging Maku with “lying” and “advertising falsehood” as the spokesperson for the Edo State Government did is un-parliamentary, to be sure. But Maku himself is an improbable candidate for a prize in civil discourse, despite his exquisite tailoring and fine grooming.

That much was evident in comments credited to him that he has to the best of my knowledge not disavowed on the pace of developments in Lagos State under the administration of Governor Babatunde Fashola (SAN) who, like his Edo State counterpart, had refused to have anything to do with the NGGT, insisting that the visitation would serve no useful purpose.

Fashola, so went the comment, had “something to hide.”

Hide from whom?

This is the language of the colonial inspector from the metropole, and it does not square with any of the advertised objectives of the NGGT. It is downright condescending.

But Maku’s spokesperson was merely warming up.

He went on to say that Fashola was an idle governor with nothing on his plate except traffic management and environmental sanitation; the Federal Government was taking care of everything else, in its great benevolence.

Haba, Labaran!

You have to be practically unconscious to believe such twaddle.

Is the Lagos light rail a federal project? Or Eko Atlantic City? Or the scores of sparkling new model schools in Lagos? Or the network of roads and bridges that compare favourably with the best anywhere? Or a raft of housing schemes in various stages of completion? Or the ambulance units positioned in strategic sections of Lagos to respond swiftly to emergencies? Or dozens of other innovative projects that make Abuja look like an unimaginative plodder by comparison?

The NGGT is only the latest derogation in a long line of derogations of the federal principle. It was conceived in double misapprehension, the first being that the PDP-controlled Federal Government, by virtue of that fact, has the power to supervise and second-guess and perhaps even discipline state governors, whether elected on its platform or other party platforms.

That is a throwback to the dark days of military rule. Then, the military head of state related to military governors in the states like officers on military posting, which they indeed were. The practice must stop. To continue it is to subvert not just federalism, but democracy itself.

The second misapprehension stems from the belief or assumption that inadequate reporting on what the government has been doing or intends to do for the people is the problem. That is the theory of national development by propaganda writ small for impact.

If government programmes and projects have significant impact on the lives of the people, that impact will be their best advertisement. Propaganda, however skillful, cannot be a substitute for impact.

But these are not the only things wrong with the NGGT. The Ministry of Information has at its behest one of the largest communication networks in the world. Its portfolio includes, to cite just a few of its organs, the Nigeria Television Authority, the Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria and its external broadcasting arm Voice of Nigeria, and the News Agency of Nigeria.

Maku therefore indicts himself and his office when he charges the media with failing to report adequately on what the government is doing for the people.

Finally, the NGGT’s execution is flagrantly partisan – reeking of bad faith, I am almost prepared to assert, judging from its misadventures in Edo and Lagos.

It is a costly distraction that raises more questions about the Minister of Information’s credibility the more he claims for Abuja landmark achievements that only he and his team can see, or appropriates unto it the solid achievements of state governors who decline to be co-opted into a circus.

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Labaran is a loud-mouthed, Middle-Beltern opportunist with a confused & warped sense of issues.
Imagine d fellow using d word ‘expose’ instead of ‘reveal’ to classify the state of his Fed Govt- trumpeted projects.
His likes can never be objective in any sense since he’s just a power-monger & crass opportunist. Sorry to say its only in the Nig of ‘anything goes’ that d likes of Maku can be a Minister. In the Nigeria of our dreams & aspirations, d guy may just pass as a village pry school teacher. Period!

Tunji Maku

Dare, you are no better than Labaran. Your reference to “the scores of sparkling new model schools in Lagos …. the network of roads and bridges that compare favourably with the best anywhere … a raft of housing schemes in various stages of completion” paints a very flattering picture of the state that does not accord with my perceptions. And I live here. You don’t. The LASG continually gives itself superlative marks in budget implementation; how come you never have anything to say about the blatant bias of its self-assessment?

Olatunji Dare

And you, whoever and whatever you are, have got to be practically unconscious, like Maku.

Yes, I don’t live in Lagos. But I visit for at least a month every year, and I go about with
my eyes wide open.

We obviously perceive differently. Stick with your perception, as you are perfectly entitled to,
and expound it to your heart’s content. It is sheer arrogance to try to present it as the only
valid one.

Tavershima Aoraan

The only advantage of the NGGT is to enrich Maku and members of his team. We Nigerians don’t need anybody to tell us whether our government is doing well or not. We are not blind or deaf. We know the governors who are doing well and those who are not. The facts speak for themselves.

Dejineroh

Well” Haba” might just be a befitting name to which we can either add to his names or we , if nature permit us rechristain him to. His garuolosity now has no tame. I wonder atimes if he is actually talking or a ventriloquist was foing that. He has brandished this NNGT project that he him self as boarded to no where. If his history still serves me well the then Mr Tafawa Balewa when on his annual leave travels via train to kano from Lagos. It takes about nine hours to Lagos from ilorin but four hours by road. This man need to be tutelage if has forgotten the history of the almighty Andoaka ( SAN ) the then apex justice in the government where his current boss was vice president. I know that the government has done so well but he just need to come and show us, that tells you his level of sanity and sanctity. I mean no disrespect though some time people insulting your intelligence should deserve as appropriate. Now that so many controversies trail this administration , they need a scape goat am assuming he realise soon than later.