Posted:13th Dec 2003Man I'm not a very uptight person and i will laugh at pretty much anything but the baby jokes are one of the few areas where i draw the line... just seems to me like the kind of jokes an eleven year old would find amusing...

Anyway here's mine. (and to think i was afraid to post it before reading the baby jokes)

Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?A: Christopher Walkin

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.

Posted:18th Dec 2003yes i might as well, all praise to custom bug for starting iti dont get this one, its just not funny.how many elephants can you fit in a mini?4, 2 in the front seats and 2 in the back seats.ive never got itive known it for years.surely no elephants can fit in a mini, im 6'2" and i barely fit in a mini, and 6'2" is nowhere near as big as an elephant

Something more adult?These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters.

------------------------------------------- Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. ------------------------------------------- Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year. ------------------------------------------- Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ------------------------------------------- Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give me an example of something that you've forgotten? -------------------------------------------- Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. ------------------------------------------- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. -------------------------------------------- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. -------------------------------------------- Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know it until the next morning? -------------------------------------------- Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? -------------------------------------------- Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? -------------------------------------------- Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at the time?

Posted:18th Dec 2003Oh, I love it when all my little kids tell me jokes!They always seem to stare at the ground, dig holes with their toes, forget the joke half way through, and have three attemps at the punchline!I always end up laughing at them and not the joke!

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.