Editor's Note: As they have in years' past, our sister paper Miami New Times spent an early January weekend at sea, covering EDM festival Holy Ship!!! Here's what they saw.

Have you ever seen a gingerbread man with no arms do the shimmy? What about two sharks going at it in shallow water? Seriously, who doesn't want to see a drunk dude having the time of his life, only to fall flat on his ass?

It's the simple things in life that bring the greatest joy. And luckily for LOLs, the party people of Holy Ship!!! 2014 had some weird, sexy, messy moves.

We dug through the collective footage of the entire Ship Fam universe to find the best and most hysterical dance moves the festival had to offer. Did you make the cut?

Courtesy of Taylor Spoon

Now Do the Sharkie Shake Holy great white, these two were really going at it on the private island.