Sumbitches are the wildly-offensively-named cookie that, in a very real way, are how I met your mother. Beyond that, they are the carnal cookie combo of chocolate, peanut butter, and caramel - which offers some technical challenges that can be surmounted with a little know-how, elbow grease, and a copy of Milk Bar by Christina Tosi.

What a weird coincidence, I just finished binging it two days ago and FUCK THE ENDING, it was such a perfect plot, could've had a perfect ending. But, oh well, I'll just console myself with sumbitches.