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Fri. 4/26/13 6:05pm
G:
boob sweat. the woman has such broadcasting instincts. howard stern is monitoring this for hints.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:05pm
Kurt Gottschalk:
i can't believe you make me leave the room and call but ok, when i was a kid me and my friend would light pocket combs on fire and make huge flaming bombs as it melted that would attack our superhero action figures. maybe not the most pyro-y but it was super cool.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:05pm
Danne D:
I bet the callers are wondering what the statute of limitations on fire crimes.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:05pm
Shamus:
Can you tell us what the fight is about?

Fri. 4/26/13 6:05pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
FRANGRY should bottle her cleavage sweat and sell it on ebay.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:09pm
neil:
why don't we get Station Mgr. Ken to call in and debunk the lawn burning mystery?

Fri. 4/26/13 6:09pm
fleep:
Zoomies. You take a filmy plastic bag and knot it up over and over until it's in a tight wad. Put a bucket of water on the floor. Attach a coat hanger to a ceiling fixture, put the knotted bag on the hook, and light the bottom.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:09pm
robyn:
i have to say i am completely terrified of fire. i love my e cigarette in part because i can fall asleep smoking or drop my cigarette and never have to worry about anything ever again.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:09pm
Fancypants:
I pour water on burning closet...

Fri. 4/26/13 6:10pm
Frangry:
Station Manager Ken is out of town, not sure he will call

Fri. 4/26/13 6:11pm
fleep:
The melted drops of bag plastic make a high pitched zipping noise as they hit the bucket. It's trippy.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:11pm
kellie:
I got kicked out of girl scouts for setting the troop leaders clothes line of fire with a burnt marshmallow (can't say it was a total accident)!

Fri. 4/26/13 6:11pm
Chris:
Two of my friends and I nearly set fire to a forest by using a dead tree to launch bottle rockets.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:11pm
Fancypants:
In the bible, there is a lot of people making fires and putting different living creatures into the flames.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:11pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
When I was in my teens, my dad had an idea to fill a balloon with acetylene (a flammable gas). To dispose of it, he put a lit match or a cigarette by it and burned his arm pretty badly. I learned my lesson to not do that stunt ever.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:15pm
G:
My father and his two brothers burned a wood down near Atlanta when they were kids in the 40s. The oldest brother (not my dad) started lighting matches and throwing them behind him as he walked, and after awhile his brothers said they weren't going to chase them and put them out any more. He kept tossing them. Once one caught, it was immediately too big to put out. They never got caught for it, but told the story decades later after their parents had died.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:15pm
Fancypants:
Jeezuz caller. get on with it...

Fri. 4/26/13 6:15pm
Skirkie:
Rehearse your story with friends beforehand, folks. There's a lot that could have been left out of this one.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:15pm
Danne D:
Trying to call - real would rather do the story as a comment but comment people never win lately :(

Fri. 4/26/13 6:18pm
fleep:
It's burning things that shouldn't be burned. As always, point missed. How about: playing with a Gilbert chemistry set in the basement and setting a knotty pine desk on fire.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:18pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I love when women get their hair caught on fire, but they don't realize it until someone tells them.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:23pm
Fancypants:
Hey CLAY! I'm Willams brother. From Denmark. We are great fans of your stories. And I am a poet with lots of books behind me. I know what it is about. And you have a gift, man!!

Fri. 4/26/13 6:23pm
Danne D:
Um, so Skirkie are you gonna call and show us how it's done?

Fri. 4/26/13 6:23pm
Ralphine:
We used to set our yard on fire every other year to get rid of thatch.

Fri. 4/26/13 6:46pm
True story:
WWII in the South Pacific my friends father was a lieutenant aboard a naval ship where they had intense intervals of boredom a la Mr Roberts.

An island they were stationed near had a population of little dogs that the sailors brought aboard ship and for kicks they painted different colors.

One day, nightmare of nightmares, they were told that General Douglas MacArthur would be coming aboard and would require an inspection.

Lots of scrambling and freakouts followed as they tried to figure a way of cleaning up the dogs. They settled on turpentine. The dogs did not respond well and ran around and the sailors scrambled to corral them.

Inevitably one of them got a little to close to a heat source and all hell broke loose.