The Mexican teen hasn't eaten for the past eight days -- consuming only water -- in hopes that her bizarre, pathetic stunt will force Will and Kate to invite her to their exclusive wedding celebration.

By our count, this stunt is only slightly more "bizarre" and "pathetic" than having an entire website dedicated to the royal wedding. Seriously, Today Show, at least this girl is getting some fresh air.

[She is] handing out fliers to strangers. "Are they going to let me die just because they wouldn't give me an invitation to the royal wedding?" Chavez wrote on one of the fliers. "This is my only dream," read another next to a picture of the smiling royal couple.

Ball's in your court, William and Kate. You know what's bad luck for your wedding day? Letting a teenager starve to death on the streets of Mexico City -- there ain't enough old, borrowed and blue shit in the world to make up for that.

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The images of her show she is clearly a talented artist/painter. How about people show her there is more to life by commissioning her to paint their portraits? Those medieval leeches probably have zero artistic talent in comparison to her. Once she realizes she has a gift that people appreciate, she will find a new purpose to her life. Buy her paintings!