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Thankfully for you this post has nothing to do with real voting. I gave up on voting day for two reasons: It gets in the way of my daily routine, and I already know the government is going to screw me one way or the other, so what's the difference? But this blog isn't about the delusion of the "voting...

Apparently I was born yesterday because only until this, the seventh day of October, did I realize that my birthday month is depression awareness month. Let me first say, Fuck you, whoever made that decision.
I get it. October is the month of Libras. If any month, you would choose October to highlight...

My wife is returning to Boston today after spending four nights in San Diego, which means the fun is over for the both of us. She has to come back from California's paradise and start disciplining me again, while I return from a husband's paradise–that is, a wife-less home.
Before my wife left...

Geckos in space. Missions to Mars to retrieve dust. All you bullshit scientists push out a new study every damn week, and maybe 1% of the time your experiments actually amount to something good.
So now it's my turn to reveal the results of an accidental experiment, which will help mankind understand...

Call it the most professional (or sleazy) breakup of all time. My buddy's buddy had that "talk" with his girlfriend.
"I really like you, but we're better off as friends," she said.
He walked away with his head down and spirits low. But instead drinking a bottle of Jack to wash away the pain...

Written by a married man...
So you can't (or don't want to) attend someone's wedding. Here's a handful of horrible excuses you could write on the RSVP letter...
Wedding Excuse #1
Sorry, I can't make your wedding. You're too hot. I don't go to hot people's weddings. It makes me feel...

You thought this was going to be another display of a Jew failing at outdoor work? Nope!
Although Jews like me are horrible handymen, this is proof that Jews CAN do yard work! Forget calling those lawn care people that keep sending me ads in the mail. My father-in-law and I crushed this lawn and should...

A recent post from Psychology Today revealed that there are four general reasons why some married men don't have sex with their wives:
1. "His Work is His Mistress"
2. "Sexual Autonomy"
3. "Anxiety about erectile dysfunction," such as early ejaculation, or delayed ejaculation
4. "His inner world...

Who are you, United States, to force me to thank my mother every mid-May Sunday? Jewish sons should be exempt from this fathomed holiday because we aren't thankful for being persecuted under our mother's wrath. Plus, Jewish mothers force their sons to say they love them by way of guilt trips....

We've all been there before: Making love with your partner when suddenly realizing you ran out of condoms. Here are a list of household items you DON'T–I repeat, DO NOT–want to use as replacements.
Caulk
Caulk is a great solution to seal cracks around doors and windows. But I do not recommend...