It's a bloody Friday afternoon. People should know not to bother us when all we're wanting is a slow glide to the weekend...
>ring<
"Our system isn't working."
"Really," the PFY says, putting his newspaper down with a sigh. "What system is that then?"
"The one which does the ticker tape thing at the bottom of my web."
"So …

Internal phone systems before caller ID were fun

Grrr

AHA!

It's still mid-morning here in the USA but this made my day! Happy (belated) Canada Day to my neighbors to the north, Happy Independence Day to all us Americans, and everybody else have a great weekend as well! Thanks Simon!

"win32.k9herpeeeses.trojan" exists!

Fabbo!

"What do you mean, different browser?"

Gads, I reflexively asked "Did you double click the blue 'e' or the white 'N' to get online?" as I read this (some demons will never be purged) ... clearly need more beer ... and a pint for that Simon chap down the bar for serving lusers up properly. :D