Well , the INSIDE remake arrives January 12th . Despite the promising writers and director attached , and a decent cast , early word is that it's no damn better than the abysmal MARTYRS redo we got last year . If anyone's planning on remaking HIGH TENSION or FRONTIERS , please don't .

1. HOUSE OF THE DEAD - Everyone's favorite hack , Uwe Boll , outdoes himself with what is truly the worst horror film I've seen . This is 'has to be seen to be believed ' level of awful . Currently at a 2.0 on imdb which I feel is a tad generous .

2. HALLOWEEN : RESURRECTION - It pains me to put up a flick from my beloved franchise , but this is truly something awful . A bunch of dipshits we care not a fuck for set up shop in the Myers house for a reality show and Busta Rhymes kicks Michael's ass using kung-fu . Sound ridiculous ? You have no fucking idea .

3. CHILDREN OF THE CORN (2009) - While the original wasn't exactly a masterpiece , this is just plain terrible . Our husband and wife duo are so unlikable we're aching for the kids to kill them , there's a slew of Vietnam flashbacks , and the performances set a new standard for incompetence.

4. DRACULA 2000 - I don't know how Gerard Butler still has a career after this one . Adds a whole new religious angle to Dracula's origin , and a whole new standard in stupidity .

5. I KNOW WHO KILLED ME - Lindsay Lohan is Aubrey ...no , Dakota . Wait , she's Aubrey , but has another personality named Dakota who's trying to figure out who kidnapped and tortured Aubrey . As ludicrous as that sounds , the actual execution of said plotline is even worse . Poor Lindsay .

6. EXORCIST II : THE HERETIC - John Boorman's snoozer is the worst sequel ever . The only reason it's not # 1 on this list is because it does provide some great laughs . They're all unintentional , but still .

7. THINGS - This one is hard to find . God help you if you do . Not even porn star Amber Lynn's involvement can help this .

8. BIRDEMIC : SHOCK AND TERROR - I can appreciate micro-budgeted genre flicks with their hearts in the right place , or cheesy , so bad they're good flicks . This is neither of those .