Tag: asshole before prison joke

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one: “How did you do over the weekend?” “Well, your honour, I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forvever” “10 people?” Thats wonderful. What did you tell them?” “I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (The big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (Small circle) is your brain after drugs” “Thats admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” (To the 2nd guy). “Well, your honor, I persuaded 50 people to give up drugs forever” “50 people! thats amazing how did you mange that!” “I used the same two circles, I pointed to the small circle and told them, this is your asshole before prison…..”

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