The Lazy Girl’s Guide To Being Queen Of The Beach

Summer’s coming up, so chances are you’ll try to find time for a beach getaway sometime soon. Whether that requires a long car ride or a simple stroll down the road, the beach can quickly become your home away from home. Other than sand showing up in awkward places, what’s not to love about the beach.

But there’s a way to make your beach days particularly momentous. What if you don’t want to be just another nobody on the beach? Well, there’s a way to go from simple beach goer to beach royalty…10 ways, in fact. Check out these amazing (read: ridiculous) tips on how to become the queen of the beach.

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Rock A Seaweed Dress

So haute couture. You'll get tons of compliments on your edgy look. Throw in some jellyfish for a glossy look and some washed up garbage for a political statement. Work it, girl!

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Take Over The Lifeguard Tower

Make some new rules. Boss some people around. Honestly, it's not like lifeguards even save people anyway? It's all about the look, right?

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Demand That Your Fellow Beach Bums Into Playing Beach Volleyball With You

Reinact Your Favorite Beach Scenes

You know how Beyonce is crawling around and singing in the video for Destiny's Child's "Survivor"? Yeah, do that. All over the beach. Belt those lyrics to strangers, dude. You'll definitely pass for Bey.

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Live In A Sandcastle

Why go back home when you can just live in an amazingly intricate sand castle. I hear they're very sturdy.