How you can go wrong with Mr. Write

Ladies, be careful whom you date. You could wind up with a husband who writes newspaper headlines for a living. Whatís wrong with that? Well, nothing, if you donít care what his end of the conversation may sound like for the rest of your married life. Consider:

HE: Stomach growls hint time to eat.

SHE: Oh dear, Henry, I guess I got caught up in my book. Itís later than I realized. Iíll get something together for you right away.

HE: Fast foods frowned on for good health, study discloses.

SHE: I know. I know. But donít forget, Marge and Cecil are coming by around 7 and Iíll have to do a little cleaning up before they arrive.

HE: Cecil seen as world-class bore.

SHE: Oh, heís not that bad. And Marge is such a dear. Besides, you two always seem to enjoy talking politics.

HE: Nation sharply divided on core issues.

SHE: OK, but that doesnít mean you canít be friends and just chit-chat about sports or something.

HE: Yankee fans uptight about early flubs as Bosox boosters gloat.

SHE: Well then, how about just discussing things that affect everybody pretty much the same way ó the weather, say?

HE: Tornado strikes reportedly spawned by climate change.

SHE: Well, there you go. Iím sure Cecil would have his own take on that. By the way, do we have anything to offer them to drink?

HE: Alcohol consumption down, researchers find.

SHE: It doesnít have to be liquor. I wonder if they might not enjoy a little iced tea?

HE: Tea party targeted by IRS in major scandal.

SHE: There you go again. Politics. Maybe we should just call them up and suggest we get together at another time.

HE: Husband: Spouse right on the money.

SHE: OK then, so how would you like to spend the rest of the evening? Maybe we could just go out for dinner at that new Thai restaurant.

HE: Asian fare often poorly prepared, chef tells food writers.

SHE: Well, how about a movie? TCM has ďGone With the WindĒ at 8 oíclock, according to the paper.

HE: Local couple holds world record for viewing Civil War epic.

SHE: Between us, yes. Iíve seen it 27 times but youíve only watched it 19.

HE: Knowing when enough is enough key to maturity, top psychiatrist says.

SHE: Iíll give you that, but then why do you think playing 10 rounds of golf a week may not be a bit excessive?

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