Do you have nikyoitis? Trouble blending when nage starts putting the
pressure on? Relief is at hand!

Wanabe Ichinomji Inc. has developed the amazing Nikyomatic! With its
solid, half-pipe PVC construction with solid surgical steel rivets and
the LATEST hook and loop closure, Nikyomatic is the answer to all your
wrist flexibility problems.

Just strap this baby on and use the convenient Velcro (tm) straps to
bend and lock that wrist into the perfect nikyo position. Use Nikyomatic
just twelve minutes a day, and you'll soon be laughing off your sensei's
best nikyo!

Order YOUR Nikyomatic NOW and make four easy payments of $29.95!
(VISA/MC/AMEX accepted)

The first hundred orders will include a convenient and comfortable
closed-cell foam lining and faux sheepskin cover to make using your
Nikyomatic even more warm and fuzzy!

This is the greatest aid to aikido training since O-Sensei first whacked
an Iwama farmer with his jo!

But don't take our word for it, read what our satisfied customers have
to say:

"I've used Nikyomatic every day for a year and my wrists are so
flexible! The tendons have stretched so much I can scratch my left
elbow ... with my left hand!"
-- Tako Wasabi, 2nd dan, shihan, Nogo Combat Aikido, Inc.

"Nikyomatic has been an answer to my prayers! Before I started using
Nikyomatic, I tapped out when nage THOUGHT about applying pressure, but
now ... hell, I just LOVE to get cranked on! I wear mine all night,
Mistress, er, Nage just loves 'em!"
-- Leo von Sacher Masoch, 3rd kyu, M. DeSade Aikibudo Juku

"What's a nikyo?"
-- G. McCleweless, 10th kyu, Isshin Ryu

Wanabe Ichinomji Inc. President: Chuck "I'm not just the Nikyo Club
president, I'm a member!" Gordon