[insert quick-cut footage of unusually moist people on a spaceship panicking and shouting at some off-screen danger, set to a building crescendo of violins]

SATURN RISING: AGE OF RESURRECTION

chumbucket - 2017-08-30 or just set it to a creepy, drawn out rendition of Billy Ward's Stardust.

Hazelnut - 2017-08-30 On a side note, a young Stefania Casini played Rubinia in Blood For Dracula. I saw it as an adolescent and she was the first full frontal nude I ever saw and *appreciated*. And now of course an easy Google Image Search away. Goddamn she was beautiful.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-08-30 If there had been no hole in the cosmic donut, no unavoidable gap of decades between manned flight to the Moon and Mars, would they have sent a probe to Pluto, or to actually land on a fucking comet? From Voyager to Hubble, to the Mars Rovers, to Rosetta to Cassini to Juno, to New Horizons, unmanned space flight has expanded and remapped our Universe. People who say there's no space program are clueless.

duck&cover - 2017-08-31 Put your dick in the hole of the cosmic donut.