Tumblr didn’t wanna show this ask to me >:00
But uh, Christ, okay, so, uh, bears are kinda scary and big, but I think I’d rather try to bear hug a Bear, which is big, and warm and full of fluff and soft and horrible teeth and claws that rip and tear and pick berries and catch fish, than try to give a pig a piggyback ride

Pigs scare me more than Bears. Have you ever seen a full grown pig? Those fucks don’t mess around. I’ve been around pigs when they were being raised. Them shits fought. They weighed a kajillion pounds. They’d accidentally shit out their intestines and die. DIE !!!!! my dude ! Pigs scare the fuck out of me ! They’re cute n all with their snuffler snoots and flip flop ears but when you get to the rest of the pig it’s like !!! You’re done son! Go home! You’re gonna get fuckin plowed over by a pig and then trampled by a cow cos the pig was running in the mud and spooked that sunuvabitch! Rip you!

Bagginshield - old married couple :) (can be when they’re actually old together or just “old married couple” behavior, up to the author)

I am all about cute old married couple things :D

All things considered, their retirement in the Shire had been good for the both of them. It had not been without its challenges at first; Thorin tried not to mortally insult or scandalize the neighbors, but as prim and straight-laced as Bilbo was, his neighbors were far worse. They came to accept Thorin’s ways eventually, and over the years much of Thorin’s proud bearing had slowly become a sort of quiet dignity.

Oddly, Bilbo had taken longer to adjust to living in Bag End again than Thorin, partly because he had not the first clue what to do with a tiny, energetic fauntling. Frodo was a good lad, but Bilbo seemed to like him best when he was tired out after a long day, and all he wanted was a story and perhaps a song before bed.