Andrew G. Schneider always wanted to be a wizard when he grew up; now he makes magic with words. When not writing, he hunts the wild dust bunny and makes a mean pot of French onion soup. He lives in Washington, D.C., believes in unicorns, and is married to a wonderful woman who believes in him.

Proof that he’s not a fabrication from whole cloth, or the pen name of some other, extraordinarily famous author, can be found in his previous publications: