Favourite Characters (i.e. the ones that make me emotionally volatile and prone to wailing):

Castiel (Supernatural)
BABY ANGEL.

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Deeeaaan.

Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)
He is genuinely my favourite character ever. He\'s been dealt such a horrible hand in life and he makes such bad choices. All I want is for him to have one nice day. Just one day when someone isn\'t trying to kill, capture, torture or use him. Probably won\'t happen because Jeff Davis is a sadist who enjoys watching him suffer.

Starscream (every single Transformers continuity that has ever been)
He\'s been my favourite since I was three and first watched the G1 movie from the 1980s and he\'s just stuck. Nothing will remove him from this list. Ever.

Alta´r Ibn-La\'Ahad (Assassin\'s Creed)
I hated him for a while because, well, he\'s an asshole, but then something happened and now he\'s my baby. I actually love him so much.

Malik A-Sayf (Assassin\'s Creed)
One does not simply hear Malik\'s epic amounts of sass and not love him.

Leonardo da Vinci (Assassin\'s Creed II, Brotherhood)
I am not ashamed to say that I started another save file during AC: II just because I missed the Ezio/Leonardo bro hug. I missed the QuickTime event, dudes. Ugh, I felt awful. I mean, have you seen Leo\'s \"denied a hug\" face? He looks like a kicked puppy.

Crowley (Good Omens)
He\'s actually kind of a sweetheart, y\'know, for a demon.

Jared Padalecki
He\'s six feet and four inches of adorable moose with a face of pure sunshine. Seriously, he looks like a lion had a baby with the sun.

Dylan O\'Brien
If you\'re not even a little attracted to him then you\'re wrong. I mean, have you seen his everything? I genuinely cannot look at his face for more than five seconds without turning a delightful shade of burgundy. I endured an episode of New Girl just to see him in it. I hate that programme so darned much but I WILL WATCH IT FOR HIM.

Tyler Hoechlin
He\'s built like a bear and is an actual cupcake. Seriously, he should not be that cute, considering he plays the Sourwolf. There\'s a reason my tag for him on Tumblr is \"person: sunshine and sprinkles.\" He is honestly the most adorable human being ever. I cannot deal with him.

Favourite Pairings (i.e. the ships in my armada):

(Quick note: I do not multi-ship. If I pair a certain character with another then that. is. it. I don\'t ship them with anyone else. That ship is it for me.)

Dean Winchester/Castiel
One does not simply ignore the Profound Bond. I will go down with this ship. OTP of all my OTPs. The Battleship.

\"Stiles\" Stilinski/Derek Hale
If Destiel is the Captain then Sterek is the First Lieutenant of my armada. Seriously, guys, my love for this pairing is immense.

Aziraphale/Crowley
Words cannot describe my love for these two. Gah, babies. Who move into a cottage in the South Downs after the books ending. Yeah, totally not together.

John Watson/Sherlock Holmes
I am so not prepared for their reunion. Tears will flow and punches exchanged.

Malik A-Sayf/Alta´r Ibn-La\'Ahad
I CAN\'T EVEN WITH THESE GUYS. UGH. MY BABIES.

Derek: \"I\'m gonna kill both of you! What the hell was that? What are you trying to do? Attract the entire state to the school?\"Scott: \"Sorry, I didn\'t know it would be that loud.\"Stiles: \"Yeah, it was loud... and it was awesome!\"Derek: \"Shut up.\"Stiles: \"Don\'t be such a sourwolf.\"
(Teen Wolf, 1.06, \"Heart Monitor\")

[Stiles and Derek in the Jeep; Derek\'s been shot with a Wolfsbane bullet and is all manners of screwed up]Derek: \"Start the car. Now.\"Stiles: \"Yeah, I don\'t think you should be barking orders with the way you look, okay? And in fact, I think if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!\"Derek: \"Start the car. Or I\'m going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.\"[glare at each other until Stiles starts the Jeep]
(Teen Wolf, 1.04, \"Magic Bullet\")

[a paralysed Stiles falls on top of an already paralysed Derek]Derek:[through gritted teeth] \"Get him off of me.\"Matt: \"Oh, I don\'t know, Derek, I think you two make a pretty good pair.\"
(Teen Wolf, 2.10, \"Fury\") (otherwise known as \"the episode where Matt ships Sterek\")

I am prone to frequent outbursts of feels at random points throughout the day.

I tend to get incredibly emotionally involved with characters.

I\'m kind of a stand-offish mother hen/mama bear.

At this point in time my personality is basically 76% Derek Hale feels. The rest is fanfiction, macaroni cheese, soup and Skyrim.

I have playlists that are basically just for my OTPs so I can have a shower and wallow in misery.

I read far, far too much fanfiction.

I work in a kilt shop.

I\'ve put roughly ~380 hours into a single Skyrim character. I honestly have no life.

I genuinely hate going out to bars on a night out. Drunk people make me incredibly uncomfortable and it\'s always so damned loud. I\'d much rather go for lunch or out for tea and the cinema if I\'m forced into socialising.

I either finish a book in a couple of hours or it sits, festering, in the corner for any length of time. I believe the record is something like 14 months.

Coincidently, \"festering\" is one of my favourite words, purely because it\'s really nice to say out loud. The same with \"serendipity\", \"melancholy\" and \"pestilence.\"