1) Way of Life
2) Game invented by a hectic surfer and played by hectic surfers. Invovles a strict scoring system and an ever growing amount of players and cards. Once you've started playing Stop Press, you are always a player of Stop Press. For ever.

(Daniel) hey, who wants to play stop press?
(Bruce) oh yeah, count me in.
(Daniel) we weren't talking to you bruce, why are you still here? i thought i told you to go home. weren't you going to the library today?
(Bruce) no i bruced out
(Daniel) you massive bruce! come on guys lets go play stop press.