Wonder Woman, swimsuit edition and other homemade costumes

My child has never met a costume she will not don. But of late, she’s taken to making her own. Constantly.

From a post-swim lesson conversation earlier this week:

Me: Hazel, please come take off your swimsuit and get in the tub.
Her: I can’t.
Me: GETINHERERIGHTNOW…
Her: I can’t take off my bathing suit. Come see. It’s part of my costume.
Me: So it is.
Her: Just a second. Right after I’m done making my shield.
Me: Is your shield going to protect you from my wrath?
Her: Maybe. It has an H on it.