Are You Damned?

Are you a holy martyr, kissing the feet of all before you and smiling like a good Christian? Or, are you a cake-loving, blood-lusting greed monster with a penchant for knifing children? Are you, in fact, damned?

Get started with these questions...

1

Who is the greatest priest?

The Exorcist guy

Judas Priest

Father Ted Crilly

2

Nuns or sex?

Sex

Nuns

Sex with Nuns

3

Islam is:

..to blame for it all

..a noble and peace-loving religion

..wrong

4

Were the Manichean heretics right?

Yes

No

Either's good

5

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Shaft

Damn right!

Jesus

6

Is abortion ever justified?

Yes

No

Sex with Nuns

7

Kyrie, eleison

Res ipsa loquitur

Christe, eleison

Rectus! Dominus!

8

Darwin is:

...a great but often misrepresented scientific figure

...up there with Satan

...where we send the criminals

9

Why do we like Christmas so much?

It is the day of Jesus

It is the day of presents

It is the day of increased suicide rates

10

If you own more than three cats you are obviously:

...insane

...a witch

...going to play poker

11

Your favorite virgin?

Mary

Sacrificial

Anne Widdecombe

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