How about a birthday surprise, tough guy? I bet you just love birthday surprises as much as I do...I've got a great big present that you can slowly unwrap with heated anticipation. I promise, no assembly is required, though you might have to have your ass repaired once I'm done giving you your birthday pounding! My name is Jordan...and I might look like the girl next door, but I've got a little something extra that the girls next door don't have: a nine inch cock that's ready to rock! Get ready to suck, ass-clown!

I bet your frat buddys don't know that you speak Greek fluently and fluidly, do they? Well, in case you're a little rusty, I'm going to be your personal tutor and the only curve I grade on is the curve of my well-shaped dong. Flash cards? I'll flash you...

I'm going to frost your cake, slut-boy, and let you blow out my candle. Get ready to make a wish...I want to see those cheeks nice and round...No, not those cheeks...

I am into extra kinky roleplays and fantasies. I am open to most anything. I also sell pictures of my huge smooth cock.