Am I alone in thinking “Carlos Tevez in a Bentley…really?” I can’t think of a less likely choice of car for the aesthetically challenged rugged Argentine. I couldn’t have dreamt up a more ludicrous image of Manure’s frontman and his car than this one.Not only is he not driving it, which seems apt (do his feet reach the pedals?), but he bears an uncanny resemblance in this photo to ET, which seems fitting as I find the whole concept alien.

Carlos does uncanny ET impersonation in his Bentley

Carlos my friend, a fantastic footballer you maybe but you can’t buy yourself class. Now that the Bentley has been seized by police harmony can once again return to the universe.