New Bedford was the “city that lit the world” using oil generated from the whaling industry and considered one of the wealthiest cities in America at the height of whaling in the middle of the 19th century. The city invested in textiles after the whaling industry collapsed, but most of the factories sat empty. New Bedford now has twice the unemployment rate as the rest of the state.

“New Bedford is the most dangerous city in Massachusetts and their textile mills are filled with hippy artists,” said Trump. “What’s the unemployment there? Like 95%? When I’m President we’ll bring back whaling and make New Bedford great again.”

Donald Trump after his visit to Japan.

Trump got his inspiration after visiting Norway.

“I just visited socialist Norway where whaling is legal,” Trump continued. “Bernie Sanders is trying to make America like socialist Norway, so that should include Whaling. I bagged me a Minke whale bull before I left Norway. Beautiful country and beautiful whale. I’ll be going back soon.”

That man is a real piece of art,maybe he should make Mad magazine great again..I would love for our city to be a leader again,but it might not happen with an industry that basically died 150 years ago.Of course this is just one mans reasonable opinion.maybe we could start manufacturing something people are interested in buying in 2016.

Yes……I check the source every time I read something about him! I can’t believe ANYTHING he does or says ISN’T satire or a sick joke!
Hey! Have you heard the one about him appointing all right wing racists to his Cabinet yet?!? What??? THAT one’s NOT a joke?!?!

Obama made a campaign pledge in 2008 to end the slaughter of whales. But in 2010 Obama lead an effort within the International Whaling Commission to lift a 24-year international ban on commercial whaling for Japan, Norway and Iceland, the remaining three countries in the 88-member commission that still hunt whales. Thanks a lot President Obama.