favorite this postI NEED POOP--- SERIOUSLY!

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Hello..this might sound like a joke, but I am conducting a scientific experiment on human feces...I need it from both male and female subjects and am willing to pay a good price for it.. Send me information on weight, height, age, and approximately how much poop you will be able to sell, and I will explain to you how to arrange the deal... THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

NOTE: it must be human poop, and not animal, this will contaminate the experiment, and it is very easy to tell the difference.

*if you are a major supplier, we may open a link between us, i need LARGE ammounts, send me information on how much you could produce (if it's a small amount it's also okay).

Caution: Feces must be in at least a semi-solid state. Please do not try to sell diarrhea. Diarrhea is not ok.

Again, this is NOT a joke, a prank, or a hoax. Thanks for your time and your contribution to the development of scientific knowledge.