Eight Things We’d Blow 100 Target Pity-Dollars On

A $100 gift card redeemable on Target.com: As far as consolation prizes go, we’ve seen much, much worse.

According to Racked, the mass retailer offered this deal (in a stroke of customer-service genius) to some ostensibly brokenhearted Phillip Lim collab shoppers who won’t be receiving their orders ever due to overwhelming demand. (We should know — the press preview was like the running of the bulls.) We didn’t partake in the stay-up-until-the-wee-hours-of-the-morning-hitting-refresh ritual this time, but if there’s anything we are highly skilled at, it’s spending other people’s money.

Of course it’ll be hard to patch up that Pashli-sized hole in your heart, but we know we can help you get over it.