Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Susanna Reid

From the Daily Mail comes this story about yet another Susanna Reid upskirt on live television. If she is not chatting up young fellows half her age this 42 year old is busy tightening the trousers of the male viewing public. Has she no shame, we ask ourselves?

Clearly this saucy madam needs to learn that she is still not too old to find herself face down across a man's knee, to suffer the shame as she feels her skirts being raised, and then the utter helplessness as a hand is inserted into the waistband of her panties before peeling them down unceremoniously to mid thigh. Then her bare bottom should be smacked soundly until all that sauciness has been knocked out of her.

I'm with you Uncle Nick. But let it be a good hard caning of 'six or more of the very best strokes of a pliable stinging cane. And with her dress up, and knickers down, showing us wearing suspender-belt and stockings, that encase her voluptuous naked derriere.

I doubt if even six of the very best would have much of effect on that fat arsed wench. Strap her down over a whipping horse for an afternoon and make sure you have half a dozen fresh birch rods soaked in brine available. Maybe it would be a good idea to gag her....

A spanking for Susanna Reid would be a pleasurable diversion. But she is a repeat offender with all that knicker flashing and used regularly to display deep cleavage, especially before the deflationary effect of multiple pregnancies and no doubt breastfeeding. So, as Anon suggests, an afternoon of birching on her fat bare arse would be far more appropriate.