There’s a rumor going around Hollywood which says Leelee Sobieski is making a little extra coin on the side as a dominatrix. Now I’m not into the whole S&M thing. Bondage, whips and chains and being tied up and all that isn’t really my cup of tea.

But then I looked at this picture of Leelee.

I looked at her magnificent tits.

And I thought that maybe having her make me do naughty things wouldn’t be bad after all.