Kesha Wants to Start a Cat Cult

How has no one already done this?

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This is both unsurprising and totally fitting: In a new interview with E! News, Kesha has admitted to having a very unusual ambition, should her music career ever falter. "So I've always wanted to have a cult. I think I could be a pretty good cult leader basically," she explained. "I'm sorry, I do!" Why is she apologizing for her dreams, though? Obviously Kesha would make a great cult leader. After all, she singlehandedly convinced the entire world that Pitbull is tolerable.

"So I'm going to start a cult and people can be in it if they like to be cats or play with cats or play with cat toys," Kesha continued. "You have to eat a little bit of glitter. It's mixed in with cat litter. It's part of the process." Well, it could be worse. She could have asked you to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack.