Considering how often women who are married, or divorced, alongside all the varied stages of "single" they claim to inhabit depending on what men they encounter my money says she was looking to party with some band of misfits.

the dumb broad was bored, she was unhappy, unfulfilled, or whatever else and looking for a good time. She trolled for some new and improved Biff Fantastic and got it. As always Biff and his crew were unsavory blokes and the local Riff Raff of a decent crime drama and Little Miss Muffet couldn't contain herself and agreed to it all.

Once Biff and the boys were through, like any average pump and dump they let her know they were through and went on their merry way leaving Miss Muffet to whine and criy about being treated that way. In classic ASD she told the law none of it was her doing and made it clear she has all the right virtues and even bakes fresh apple pie so why oh why would she lie?

The truth will be sold, then unfold and nay a lascivious dame will deny it.

FBI: we see here you bought chains, like the ones found on you, last month from Lowes for 22$...Feminazis: THATS A COINCIDENCE AND A LIE AND DEATH TO DAH PATRIARCH!FBI: so they went back, broke into your house, stole only those chains, and brought them back to use on you...Feminazis: KILL ALL MEN!FBI: how many assailants were there? where did they take you? what did it smell like? did they take you in a truck, car, van, boat, go-cart?Feminazis: SHES BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!FBI: ive seen this one before. it starred Ben Affleck and some crazy cunt that just wants to ruin other's lives...