Best way to kick someones ass?

I'm thinking about fighting some hood &#9829;&#9829;&#9829;&#9829;&#9829;s and was wondering if my ideaz were good.

1)beat them up
2)steal their clothes minus the shoes and undergarments
3)obviously they're knocked out by my superior strength given by my preme soo they out cold
4)paint their nails and shit
5)makeup
6)anal rape.

Aight so what you gotta do is tie this motherfucker to a fucking bedpostWith his ass cheeks spread out and shit, right?Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour.Take it off and stick it in he ass slow like Tssssssss!