So it comes to this. Our last best hope for taking down an enemy of unquestionable malevolence, an equal to two of Hell’s finest operatives, is a little blue guy with five eyes and a certain degree of carefully maintained blandness.

“It’s much more fun, I must confess
With liveson the line!
Not mine, of course, but yours old boy.
Now that would be just fine!”
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Is it sad that I’ve only seen the movie twice, but listen to that song so frequently I have it more or less memorized? Generally when I’m humming it, it’s a sign that I’m feeling evil and smug.

Aries for the win! I feel bad for Pain and Misfortune, makes me sad that a little school bully outsmarted them. Maybe he’s possessed! That would definitely tickle my fancy. Love the bonus comic too, kind of makes me want a cactus and a hat.