WHY? As everyone knows, buckles are the closest accessory to our sexy parts. Chances are these buckles emit a hypnotic signal to our genitals. Once Kenny has control of our nether regions, genetically engineering our kids to grow white beards and sing about gambling can't be far off.

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About Black Hole Blues

Black Hole Blues is the story of country music star J. Claude Caruthers. He and Kenny Rogers are sworn enemies.

Caruthers is writing a love song for every woman's name in the English language and is down to his last tune. Kenny Rogers is pretty jealous about that stroke of genius.

However, J. Claude's twin brother, Lloyd, is a physicist who inadvertently creates a black hole. The Caruthers brothers must find time to battle a wicked case of writer's block, ward off the looming Apocalypse and still whoop Kenny's ass.