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STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE! the thread, brought to you by Kaufman fanbois.

What I don't understand is why anyone who dislikes a person/thing so much would waste their time going into a thread that's clearly dedicated to that person/thing and making sure everyone knows how much they hate it (and everyone who likes it)... I hate pretty much all pro sports, so you know what I do? I avoid the sports tab entirely! I don't seek out threads about football and fill them up with talk about how much football sucks and how its fans are all brainless neanderthals... That seems like some kind of strange obsessive behavior...

BeesNuts:But it's REALLY FARKING FUNNY how this makes people mad twenty years later

Kaufman doesn't make people mad, it's more like this:

And for everybody who thinks he was some kind of comic genius: It says a lot about a person when they think that making everyone around them uncomfortable is somehow funny as hell. Or if they like watching it happen. A little inferiority complex going on there, maybe? Hey, at least he's not laughing at YOU, right? Because you're in on the joke. You're not like everybody else! You and Kaufman are different.

He's dead, and you should be thankful that he is. Otherwise he would've just kept going and most of you would be either be talking about how stale his material is now, or how his new material just doesn't measure up to the old material. He did you all a Goddamn favor.

When someone dies, they aren't secretly hauled away by magical elves. If it's in a hospital, there are medical staff present. If it wasn't at a hospital, it is more than likely that the coroner gets involved at some point. Do you think doctors and coroners are going to risk their careers and flush their integrity down the toilet by lying on official documents just so some pop star can fake his own death? I know the coroner staff in LA. I've been to the coroner and seen them fingerprinting dead bodies - they don't guess.