Transcript:The F word

JANE: See that aspiring model there?
That was me. Until the day I died. I thought i'd go straight to heaven, but there was a bit of a mix-up and I woke up {C}{C
in someone else's body. So now I'm Jane, a super-busy lawyer {C}{C
with my very own assistant. {C}{C
I got a new life, {C}{C
a new wardrobe, and the only people who really {C}{C
know what's going on with me are my girlfriend Stacy
and my guardian angel, Fred.
I used to think everything
happened for a reason... and, well,
I sure hope I was right.

JANE: I used to wear entire outfits
with less fabric.

STACY:
It's a minimizer, sweetie. And the extra-wide wings {C}{C
will help with the uplift.

JANE: Um, well,nothing is more important than you feeling confident in court tomorrow.

LUCY: I'm scared, Jane. I had to borrow money from my mother to pay my rent. Do you really think we're gonna win?

JANE: Well, i'm gonna do the best that I can.

[Looks at Lucy from toe to head.]

LUCY:
Why did you do that?

JANE:
What?

LUCY: You just gave me
the body check. That thing that skinny girls do? I know what they're thinking: "step away from the cookies and get a grip." I just never expected to get that look from someone like you.