Mariah Carey doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is, apparently

Nick Cannon needed to shut up so long ago it’s not even funny, but for some reason, he just keeps flapping his gums about shit NO ONE cares about. Not you, not me, not the person listening to him. Maybe the only person who does care is his wife, Mariah Carey, since half the time he’s blabbing about their supposedly mind-blowing sex life.

His latest foray into TMI territory came in the form of an interview on The Howard Stern Show, in which he claims that Mariah gets sorta jealous when he talks about his past relationships, but definitely doesn’t care that he once slept with Kim Kardashian, because Mariah doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is. LOL, yeah, okay.

“She doesn’t care when I talk about our sex life, because our sex life is amazing. She’s one of the most beautiful women in the world,” he continued of his superstar spouse, with whom he has two kids, twins Monroe and Moroccan, 2. “But…when we bring up — I’m not gonna do it — other people’s names, she’s like, ‘Why would you even do that?'”

“Oh, the other people you’ve had sex with,” Stern replied. “That drives a woman nuts.”

“Absolutely, and I understand why, especially [for] a woman on the level of my wife,” the 33-year-old “Me Sexy” rapper said. “So I got in a lot of trouble, and I gotta stop talking about my past.”

Stern claimed that Carey was most upset that Cannon talked about sleeping with Kim Kardashian. (Back in 2012, he said he dumped the reality star because she lied about her sex tape.) However, Cannon said that wasn’t the case.

“You know, I don’t think so, no. ‘Cause honestly, my wife, she don’t even know who Kim Kardashian is,” the Drumline actor said. “She doesn’t pay attention to that. I think it was more about the fact…[that I spent] time on my past.”

Sorry, but while Mariah maybe doesn’t respect Kim or think she’s anything special, she OBVIOUSLY know who she is. COME ON! I don’t even know why he’d say something so stupid or unbelievable – in fact, it actually kinda makes her look bad.

That being said, I do love me some Mariah and her insane levels of shade. She just needs to drop this loser ASAP – he’s messing up the game.