A blonde woman is walking down
the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about
a block away, thinking, "Boy,
my eyes must be going, it looks
like that woman's right boob is
hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes
apparent that it "IS" hanging out.
When he gets face to face with
her he says, "Ma'am, are you
aware that I could cite you for
indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your boob is hanging out."
She looks down and says "Oh my god,
I left the baby on the bus!"

A well known cardiologist died,
and an elaborate funeral was planned.
A huge heart covered in flowers
stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the
heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners
burst into laughter. When confronted,
he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral, I'm a
gynecologist."

Little Danny asked his father:
"daddy, daddy, what is daddy?"
His father told him: "nothing
dear, it's suckar."
Then Danny asked: "daddy, daddy,
what is a guest?"
His father said: "nothing dear,
it's jackkass."
Then Danny asked: "dady, daddy,
what is sofa?"
His father told him: "nothing,
it's bitch."
The next day a friend of the
father came to the house.
Danny told him: "Come, come
Jackkass. Come sit on the bitch.
I'll tell the suckar that u come."

A woman walks into a tattoo shop
and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas
tree on her right inner thigh and a
cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tattoo artist says: "That's an
unusual request. why do you want two
tattoos there?"
So she says: "Because my husband
needs to eat between Christmas and
new years."