The SyFy Channel would probably succeed in doing the exact same thing to Donald Trump's followers if it made one of its notoriously low budget and rotten horror movies based on..."War of The Worlds"....

Since the SyFy Channel already has Donald Trump's followers by the balls anyway as its miniscule core audience.

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Just in time for Halloween. The SyFy Channel has unleashed one of its new low budget horror movies with lousy production values, a zero budget, a rotten script, and..."B-Grade"...unknown actors you would only have gotten a verbal glimpse of if you were born in the..."Hannah Montana Generation"...

I think that particular generation came right before..."Millenials"....

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At some point during the past 17 years this magazine should have stopped being published or changed its name to something else because it has had absolutely nothing to do with the current... "SyFy Channel".... and former..."Sci-Fi Channel"....since Universal Studios first started owning and wrecking the channel in 1999.

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"Blastr.com"...is the one subsidiary of the..."SyFy Channel"...openly announcing to the world...

"These are the Science Fiction / Fantasy Projects'...we could never afford to produce ourselves or conceive of ourselves because we would never have enough imagination and inspired thinking to do so"...but we'll go ahead and just report on what everyone else is doing instead."
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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Didn't Bryan Singer announce a..."World War III"...project with the SyFy Channel ages ago that never even got started in pre-production?

Or that there is no evidence supporting the beginning of..."20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"...in pre-production.

Or that there is no..."all encompassing evidence".... supporting the existence of any supposed new project on this list.

My all time favorite..."Bryan Singer F*** Up"...is when he suddenly abandoned..."Excalibur"...(actually I think the studio involved dropped him themselves from that project because he was taking too long to start it)...so that (in Singer's own words)..."He could dive right into a 'Battlestar Galactica'...project"....which also never materialized so that he could instead direct the..."Mockingbird Lane"...television pilot / movie for NBC-TV. And all of this occurred within the span of one month.

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Friday, October 21, 2016

Eavesdropping footage of SyFy Channel executives making all of these crappy decisions would make great..."Mystery Science Theater 3000"...episodes.

1. The fact that it changed its name from the coherent.."Sci-Fi Channel"...to the incoherent..."SyFy Channel"...

2. The fact that the channel never should have been bought by..."GE/Vivendi/NBC/Comcast - Universal"...in the first place back in 1999. Due to the fact that these idiots who bought it didn't know what Science Fiction was and thus weren't suited to buy and manage such a channel.

3. "Sharknado"

4. The fact that..."****Universal"....trashed what was left of the once great.."Sci-Fi Channel"...and turned it into a low budget, sleazy, and trashy affair. And these idiots actually thought that they were always..."So Hip"...for doing so. Not having the imagination, inspired thinking, and intelligence to own and manage what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel isn't..."Hip"...It's..."Retarded"...instead. And that..."Retardation"...comes across on the television screen in all of your originally produced programming.

5. The fact that 95% of the time during the past 17 years, this hasn't been a Science Fiction channel at all, "not a legitimate Science Fiction channel" in any sense of the phrase, and has instead been nothing but a..."Jello never sticking to the wall"....bland general interest cable channel trying any and all sorts of trashy programming its low budget would allow.

6. The fact that this channel has been so low budget for ages, its low budget is always embarrassingly evident in every one of its originally produced television series and movies.

7. The.."Orange Tint"....always evident in the low budget film stock used in all of its productions.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

"Gonzo storytelling is often the purview of the low-budget genre television show. Without quality production values and lacking the prestige or dramatic cache of its more polished brethren, TV series will often turn to the ridiculous or over-the-top."

Someone finally said it. The SyFy Channel is nothing but a low budget, slapdash operation.

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I wonder!! It's possible that Universal Studios and its..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....going back 15 years could be scooped up by the..."F.B.I."...for a preliminary investigation.

Especially if people and / or entities invested in..."Battlestar"...movies in the past with promises of great returns by Universal Studios and the moves themselves were never even made.

So, the article is two years old. Some investigations go on for years.

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When 38 consecutive years pass without a..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie being made despite fake movie press releases from Universal Studios claiming otherwise for 15 of those consecutive years, it means that Universal Studios (isolated from the rest of the real world) never really wanted to make one all of that time.

Hollywood as a whole has had absolutely nothing to do with a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie not being made for 38 consecutive years.

Unless you want to get into the nitty gritty of George Lucas and his position on the situation, which this blog has already discussed in great lengths on this blog many, many times in the past.

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Saturday, October 15, 2016

1. Just as..."Outlander"...has been buried on a vague cable network somewhere.
2. Just as Ronald D. Moore remains no more as famous as Rick Berman.
3. Just as Ronald D. Moore remains no more as famous as Brannon Braga.
4. Just as..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) never revived..."Battlestar Galactica"...
5. Just as the SyFy Channel has never been a Science Fiction cable network.

6. Just as..."Battlestar Galactica"...will always remain the dormant, legitimate third alternative to..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...because Universal Studios will always remain as genuinely stupid as it always has been during the past 38 consecutive years towards the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property.

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1. It isn't Science Fiction
2. It isn't far fetched fantasy
3. There are guns and other weaponry galore in practically every frame of..."24"....

4. Since it's difficult to pin down precisely what..."24"....was in terms of a format definition, it would fit right in with the..."SyFy Channel's...notorious history of being impossible to pin down as a definable cable network...

If the SyFy Channel ever wanted to rerun the entire.."24"...series, all it would have to do is..."Color Incorrect"...the entire series so that every frame of film would have that notorious blazing..."Orange Tint"...present in every other production broadcast on the SyFy Channel.
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Universal Studios has always been quite comfortable with its own..."Chronic Corporate Dysfunctionality"...which has always prevented a..."Battlestar Galactica"...theatrical film from being made during the past 38 consecutive years.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

You always and only hear about them for the very first time in the endless and..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...of Universal Studios!! Bland, scriptwriting nobodies always lesser known than your average troupe of..."Pop N' Fresh"....commercial actors.

And then they always..."Mysteriously Vanish"....after being briefly attached to these..."Fake Battlestar Movies"....and never typing a word for any sort of..."Battlestar"....script.

Along with the three missing individuals just listed above along with Michael DeLuca and Scott Stuber...why does Universal Studios always attach people to its..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movies"...who are always lesser known than..."Pop N' Fresh"... Commercial Actors?

Maybe it's always because once they go missing...no one will ever notice that they're gone. (Arching left eyebrow in intense suspicion)

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Oh look!! What a surprise!! Michael DeLuca hasn't been working on a..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie at all this year!! Instead, he's been working on other meaningless and insignificant..."Piddly Piss Pot Shit"....instead!!

Oh look!! What a surprise!! Scott Stuber hasn't been working on a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie at all this year!! Instead, he's been working on other meaningless and insignificant..."Piddly Piss Pot Shit"....instead!!

Oh look!! What a surprise!! Universal Studios isn't working on a..."Battlestar Galactica"....at all...period...!! Instead, it's been working on other meaningless and insignificant...."Piddly Piss Pot Shit"....instead!!

This shameful inactivity despite..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"....theatrical films currently being made.

There is only one reason why Universal Studios makes no attempt to compete with..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...

It knows damn well behind closed doors that it simply doesn't have the talent in executive management and in producing / writing to do so. Or to do anything constructive with..."Battlestar Galactica"....

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You can't go in two opposite directions at the same time which has always been the primary problem of the SyFy Channel.

Trashing Science Fiction programming via its long and condescending attitude towards Science Fiction programming in its screwed up management practices since 1999, and then having the UNMITIGATED GALL to show itself at these conventions.

The SyFy Channel and Science Fiction have never mixed well at all. It has always been the most.... NOTORIOUS CLASHES....in...CONFLICTS of INTEREST...in...Science Fiction media history.

So I ask again, what the hell is the SyFy Channel doing at this latest Comic Con convention?

IT DOESN'T BELONG THERE!!

...Because the SyFy Channel has never been a Science Fiction oriented entity. Certainly not from the serious and legitimate aspects of it.

Instead, the SyFy Channel has always been...BUFFOONERY RUN AMOK...in its intentional and unintentional.... MISMANAGEMENT...of all things Science Fiction.
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Wednesday, October 5, 2016

This obviously isn't a sprawling multi-acre production facility somewhere near..."Skywalker Ranch"...or somewhere in Vancouver, B.C. If it was, Bryan Singer would have been further along in life than he is now.

It has always been (for the past 21 years) just a..."Title Card"...placed in the credits of Bryan Singer's sparse movies and his sparse television productions.
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Monday, October 3, 2016

Remember the SyFy Channel's..."Geeks Who Drink"...series? Neither does anyone else. I do believe it was quietly cancelled at some point within the past 6 months which is just fine with me. Who cares about this series? Who ever cared ? Good riddance!!

Answer questions based upon what the SyFy Channel thought was legitimate Science Fiction trivia, and then take shots of alcohol after each question on live television. Sounded like a winner to me!! (Rolling my eyes!!)

Were there any livers left after the self inflicted carnage?

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The SyFy Channel has always had cyclical..."Kicks"....it has always been on...

1. It's currently on its..."Walking Dead"....kick.
2. Before that, it was on its..."Sharknado"....kick.
3. Before that, it was on its..."Wrestling"....kick.
4. Before that, it was and still is on its..."Low Budget Horror Movie"...kick.
5. Before that, it was on its..."Ageing 1970's Child Stars"....cast in its movies...kick.

6. Before that, it was on its..."Non-Science Fiction Movies from The Universal Studios Film Vault"....kick.

7. Before that, it was on its..."Anything But Science Fiction In All of Its Programming"....kick.

8. Before that, it was on its..."Crossing Over With John Edward"....kick.

9. Before that, it was on its..."Let's Ridicule Legitimate Science Fiction Programming From Decades and Years Past"...kick.

10. Before that (when Universal Studios first bought the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...from 1999)...It was on its..."Let's Trash This Once Great Science Fiction Channel With Our Own Generic And Crappy Programming"....kick. This particular..."Kick"...survives to this very day by the way.

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