Somebody with legal authority finally said it: People who say homosexuality is a disorder they can fix—for a small fee, of course—aren't just appalling but also full of shit. »2/13/15 12:30pm 2/13/15 12:30pm

New Jersey governor and presidential thirst-haver Chris Christie is a Man of the People, an image he eagerly reinforces by relentlessly roaming the New Jersey boardwalks, yelling Bruce Springsteen lyrics and occasionally picking fights with his constituents. But a New York Times story today reveals Christie has also… »2/03/15 1:50pm 2/03/15 1:50pm

The Texas Republican Party has written support for "ex-gay" conversion therapy into their party platform at the same time as a judge in New Jersey has ruled that organisations and therapists who use the discredited techniques may be held financially liable for psychological damage done to patients. »6/09/14 8:59pm 6/09/14 8:59pm

Today, new emails have surfaced that prove what many have long suspected: Chris Christie is a vindictive, bullying asshole who has no business running a White Castle, much less an entire state. »1/08/14 2:30pm 1/08/14 2:30pm

Look, it’s not always easy to be proud of New Jersey. Until Monday, the state had two undisputedly awesome things, really: blueberries and saltwater taffy (and saltwater taffy isn’t really that awesome). Maybe Bruce Springsteen, depending on your tolerance for another generation’s music icon. Thanks to Superior… »10/25/13 10:00am 10/25/13 10:00am

A lot of reasonable, rational people are happy to welcome same-sex marriage to New Jersey tomorrow. Every other Garden State sourpuss can join their tough-talk governor in the Wrong Side of History pasture, conveniently located just off the NJ Turnpike behind a crumbling Roy Rogers. »10/20/13 2:00pm 10/20/13 2:00pm

A New Jersey judge has rejected the state's appeal to halt a previous ruling that legalized same-sex marriage, meaning that gay couples will be able to wed as early as October 21. »10/11/13 10:00am 10/11/13 10:00am

The PAC of Sarah Palin, bless her wolf-blastin’, helicopter-swervin’, cable news-declaimin’ heart, has run afoul of a New Jersey-based newspaper for appropriating some patriotic, September 11 imagery. »9/14/13 12:30pm 9/14/13 12:30pm

Police in New Jersey, home of the world’s most petty opportunists, say that a woman “charmed” her way into her neighbor’s house with cupcakes before swiping his car keys, ten dollars in change, and his childlike trust in baked goods. »9/08/13 2:00pm 9/08/13 2:00pm

Cory Booker just locked down the Democratic nomination for one of New Jersey's United States Senate seats. With the vote still being counted, the AP projected a win by Booker, who had a wide lead over his nearest challenger, Representative Frank Pallone. Come October, it's most likely buh-bye Newark, and hello Mr.… »8/13/13 9:30pm 8/13/13 9:30pm

I know, I know, we've already determined that Cory Booker is a shitty imaginary boyfriend, but then he keeps doing things that are really fucking great and we can't help but thinking — should we try one more time to make it work?? »6/30/13 10:30pm 6/30/13 10:30pm

If Wal-Mart just isn't your thing, rest assured that you can officially get married at an IKEA, right between your favorite EXPEDIT bookcase and that pair of FÖRTJUST candlesticks you've been coveting, which will definitely find a home on top of your TORSBY dining room table. Better yet, you can get married at the… »6/10/13 12:20pm 6/10/13 12:20pm

For shame, New Jersey, for shame: The Associated Press reports that there are 29 bars in the state "accused of putting cheap booze in premium brand liquor bottles and selling it to patrons." One bar was using food coloring with rubbing alcohol and pretending it was Scotch. »5/23/13 6:30pm 5/23/13 6:30pm