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Rebecca Loos launches a pop career – hear the track here!

Pig-bothering personal assistant refuses to go away

Much like a terrorist, Rebecca Loos hates you and everything about you. Why else would the world’s most notorious hired help decide to release a pop single so dire that not even in that village where they filmed “Borat” would they play it at their disco?

Under the super-catchy moniker Phoenix feat. Jah Waggie, Ms Loos has attempted to collapse the fabric of western civilisation with a (tuneless) tune about stealing someone’s boyfriend. I can’t think where she found the inspirado for that…

If you can stomach the prospect of marginally increasing her fame, listen to the song after the jump.