War Hero

The 2 1st years complained about my flat, said I had pictures of dirty women on the walls, also did not like the cat of nine tails and the hangmans rope in the glass cases also other pics i have when i was in the mob. Problem with living in the school.

War Hero

Well I think that you are wasted as a caretaker. You should be a lecturer teaching all the finer points of seducing educated ladies and nimble young dancers. I haven't heard anyone having as much luck with the ladies as you since I was a young sprog listening to the exploits of other young sprogs. Eighteen years old and I was shagging everything, I was definitely top Knob. Mind I didn't lose my virginity until i was 19.