The junk in your trunk will never again get the chance to be so prehistorically glorious.

ASOS, a UK retailer that frequently offers suggestions on amazing new products you will simply not be able to turn down, was the first (and only, so far) to feature these amazing dino tails. Imagine someone’s delight at seeing this in their list of suggestions based on things they’d purchased in the past.

There’s no better way to get yourself some much-wanted attention without running around naked and screaming like a banshee — no, literally, we checked; there is honestly not a better way than to wear a huge, flexible, bendable dinosaur tail out in public.

These tails are making waves for their sheer zaniness and absurdity, but you can’t deny that there’s something compelling and delightful about the thought of running around on a bar-crawling binge with your friends all sporting “Shinosaur” tails and making group-themed loud rawr noises every time someone approaches you and asks, “What’s with the dinosaur tail?”

Okay, scratch not having a reason outside of Halloween — I just invented a pretty good one for you.