So true. I use PIA VPN. When I first signed up and went to pay I was surprised to see they accept bitcoin. Whoop out Mycelium..., scan QR code..., hear "boop"..., see success message..., no confirmation lag-time wait. Immediate done deal.

"I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me," Ryan told me. "I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' She said, 'Daddy, it's me--Tatum!'"