Fake musing:

When people talk about the decline of record sales, they never think of the real financial victims… drug dealers.
These poor, self-made business men made their fortunes vicariously through the success of coked out Ozzys and Poisons and Ratts and Zeppelins… when you download an album, you make Stephen Adler have to work harder for a hit.
There, maybe now you’ll all stop being so selfish. ”