A post shared by Jonathan (@simosfitness) on Apr 5, 2016 at 5:48am PDT

3. Hanger apology texts happen more than you care to admit. "I'm sorry for the things I said when I hadn't eaten for 20 minutes."

4. You make a regular habit of eating food whilst you're waiting for other food to cook purely for your own - and other people's - sanity. That's what starters, appetisers and share bags of Doritos are for, right?

5.You can't explain the sheer RAGE that overcomes you when a waiter brings out food at a restaurant and it's not for your table. Is this some kind of sick joke?