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sometimes i'll post up pesterlog rps on my profile if i like them enough.

they're mostly dave/jade and dave/john. uvu

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rp pesterlog 1

TG: hey man is it alrightTG: if i take the time to admire your eyesEB: oh my god dave don't you dare start rapping!TG: theyre blue like electric TG: pulling out thunder from my brainTG: i cant hear my own heartbeatTG: you make me act so lameEB: you do that just fine on your own.TG: egbert i am trying to woo you stop ruining my beatEB: what beat this is like reading sappy third grade love poems.TG: like kids in the schoolyard innocence is oursTG: this game aint nothing to us were kings of this townTG: the trolls are like static in the backgroundTG: i dont give a s**t this stuff is elasticTG: im not scared of jack TG: but im scared of the scratchTG: can i memorize the blue in your eyesTG: id do anything to turn back timeEB: dave....TG: i want to rule the world with youTG: just a little longerEB: that didn't even ryhme.TG: i know

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hey. i'm 18 and i am a female and i like to dress up like 13 year old boys. don't judge me these are my life choices. o also, my official nickname is 2% milk. i won't answer to any other name .
um, i like saying butts and making bad puns. i also like to homestuck.

i like:• supernatural
• smallville
• homestuck
• rp
• merlin
• fluff
• legend of korra
• bolin
• BOLIN
• hot yaois
• jake’s butt
• no seriously look at that plush rump mmmmm
• saying kawaii and sugoi and desu for ironic purposes
• making new friends
• fanfiction
• BOOOOLIIIINNNNNN
• honey mustard
• cats
• you
• hot tea
• cheesy pick-up lines and jokes
• BOLIN
• dirk’s butt
• ooc chatsrandom things about me that may be important:• i live on a meteor in space.
• i have a really short attention span.
• i keyboard smash.
• a lot.
• i think i’m funny but i’m really not……..
• i say things like spiffy and nifty and other obnoxious things just warning you sometimes i talk like i live in the 70s or some s**t……..
• SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HUFFLEPUFFS!!!!!
• i am incredibly inappropriate.
• i cosplay.
• yeah just gonna…….put that out there……
• i type like a tool. yep.
• i like bullet points a lot ok.
• MORE BULLET POINTS.
• i tend to ramble. quite often actually. i do this in real life too.
• i am the typo queen.
• i’m married to spell check. uvu
• i use text faces a lot
• sex sex sex sex sex sex.
• i like to complain. half-heartedly.
• i take very few things seriously.
• i abuse GIF reactions.
• thug life.
• um.
• i can’t think of anything else.
• ollies out into space……….„