Sources say the Jets are prepared to offer JT three times what the Dolphins paid him last year. In related news, we just threw up in our mouth a little.

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JACKSONVILLE, FL - DECEMBER 13: Jason Taylor #99 of the Miami Dolphins wipes his face during the game against the Jacksonville Jaguars at Jacksonville Municipal Stadium on December 13, 2009 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

The Dolphins did give JT a buzz afterignoring his phone calls, but the team wants to wait until after the draft to decide whether or not to bring him back EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO OTHER STARTING-QUALITY OUTSIDE LINEBACKERS. Taylor's reportedly not opposed to waiting a month or two to better the chances -- but that doesn't guarantee he'll end up with a job, and the Jets, according to one of Jeff Darlington's sources, are prepared to talk about a one-year, $3 million dollar deal at Taylor's ideal position.

Ouch. Taylor earned a little over one million last year with Miami, later acknowledging that there was a "business aspect" to his contract that was "overlooked," though making it clear he was fine with that at the time and signed the thing just to be back where he belonged.

But this spring isn't like last, when a 34-year-old Taylor was limping out of Washington and pretty sure he could still go. After this past season with the Dolphins, he knows he can -- and that he should at least consider taking advantage of whatever he can get for his few remaining years in uniform.

Naturally, Taylor deserves the chance to field offers and be smart about his future. But he also deserves the chance to end his career here in Miami, so here's hoping the front office thinks "Jason Taylor, Jet" is as horrifically unacceptable as we do.

Janie Campbell is a Florida native who believes in the pro-set and ballpark hot dogs. Her work has appeared in irreverent sports sites around the internet.