MEGAPHONE FOR THE DEVIL - bla, bla, bla, bla

ON A RAINY DAY SANDRA: Bad rain! My appointment is messed up . ON A SUNNY DAY SANDRA: Oh! What the hell; this heat is too much.

. A COOL BUT NOT RAINY DAY SANDRA: It is too cold . SERVED HOT TEA FROM HUSBAND SANDRA: I can't wait for this tea to cool. I want to drink it ''now''. Can you tell me how . SERVED COLD TEA FROM HUSBAND
SANDRA: What sort of tea is this? I'm I a prisoner? Who drinks such
cold tea; even without plenty milk and sugar. It's even too small for
me. I'm I a baby? . People will always have reasons to complain;
for once, be grateful. Close the book of complaints and open the book
of praise. Ignore what life owes you and start thinking about what you
owe life. Stop looking for friendship and start being friendly .
''Happiness comes when we stop wailing about the troubles we have and
offer thanks for all the troubles we don't have.'' - E. C. McKenzie . ''Our witness for Christ would be 'more' effective if we don't complain about our trials of faith'' - Anonymous . ''Ten minutes' praying is better than a year's murmuring'' - Charles Spurgeon .
Enjoy the simpler blessings and cease striving for the artificial
pleasures of the day. Forget what you have accomplished and meditate on
what others have done for you. Cease looking for someone who will help
you and devote time to helping others. . The average human
speaks twenty-five to forty thousand words per day but don't be a
megaphone for the devil; each time we talk, we either open our mouth for
God or for the devil; gossip, slander, backbiting, judgemental
conversations etc. . ''There are wounds, cruel wounds made by
the tongue which never heal. They are deeper than machete cuts. They go
with their victims to the grave beyond.'' - Anonymous . ''Of my neighbour, tell me only what is good; what is bad I can find out myself.'' - Ivan Panin . Some men who can not pray for five minutes can talk continuously for three hours; not to talk of women. . ''When fools in silence are counted wise, my mouth through myriads of words, brings me lower than a fool'' - Anonymous . ''Quiet waters are deep'' - Anonymous