The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill:Lighten up gun people. If environmentalists were holding Earth Appreciation Day gatherings today and someone accidentally dumped a bunch of oil into a river most of you would be howling with delight at the irony.

Haliburton Cummings:GUTSU: I'm going to admit that you rustled my jimmies a little, just a little. They I think of how subdued you british are, it must be harsh living in Airstrip One.

don't let all the stupid out all at once now...

you are getting eaten alive in here...there are a few continents on the planet..countries too...even provinces and states...

i know your knowledge of things like "maps" and "geography" is limited to "two blocks then left...can't miss it..it has the seven and the two ones on the sign...whatever that means..." but that's no reason to make a complete fool of yourself now...

Are you not british? They for whatever reason love to poke their noses into american business. If you're not british I'm sorry for the confusion. Also, if I must say you are making quite a few assumptions about me at best, and at worst trying to paint me as an invalid.

GUTSU:Haliburton Cummings: GUTSU: I'm going to admit that you rustled my jimmies a little, just a little. They I think of how subdued you british are, it must be harsh living in Airstrip One.

don't let all the stupid out all at once now...

you are getting eaten alive in here...there are a few continents on the planet..countries too...even provinces and states...

i know your knowledge of things like "maps" and "geography" is limited to "two blocks then left...can't miss it..it has the seven and the two ones on the sign...whatever that means..." but that's no reason to make a complete fool of yourself now...

Are you not british? They for whatever reason love to poke their noses into american business. If you're not british I'm sorry for the confusion. Also, if I must say you are making quite a few assumptions about me at best, and at worst trying to paint me as an invalid.

fusillade762:Gyrfalcon: Are you suggesting that Obama didn't fight to be able to indefinitely detain American citizens without a trial? Or are you under the delisoin that he bulldozed gitmo into the ground? Face it, the only thing Obama has going for him is his oratory skills, other than that he's a half-black bush.

Can YOU throw a "n*gger" in there too?

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Haliburton Cummings:The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Lighten up gun people. If environmentalists were holding Earth Appreciation Day gatherings today and someone accidentally dumped a bunch of oil into a river most of you would be howling with delight at the irony.

yeah...most earth days are a "bring your own oil" kinda event...

Ya, the event was being held in San Diego and a Green Peace boat was docked for the event and it sprung a leak.

Seriously, you know that I'm right and the best you could do is try to mock my chosen analogy. I take that as a compliment.

Haliburton Cummings:GUTSU: Haliburton Cummings: GUTSU: Are you suggesting that Obama didn't fight to be able to indefinitely detain American citizens without a trial? Or are you under the delisoin that he bulldozed gitmo into the ground? Face it, the only thing Obama has going for him is his oratory skills, other than that he's a half-black bush.

i'm under a delisoin yes....

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It seems that you are unable to defeat my arguments, and instead have to attack my grammar. You aren't making a very strong case for yourself, comrade.

your argument would have to be intelligent enough to bother with, failing that YOU would have to be intelligent enough to argue with and you aren't.

now go put some more gravy down on the slip and slide and see how much drywall you can knock out at the other end of your mom's basement ok?

sprinkles

The fact of the matter is that Obama had made promises, close down gitmo, repeal the patriot act, make new jobs, ect, ect. What he has done is the complete opposite, which for whatever reason you're avoiding. It's okay if you like Obama, I don't think he's the second coming of Hitler, I just think he's a shiatty president.

You have several choices, we could talk like civilized people, or you could continue to attack my character if that makes you feel better.

Shagbert:hubiestubert: Seriously. It's not hard to keep a weapon unloaded. And you should be treating EVERY weapon like it's loaded anyhow. What in the chocolate covered f*ck are these idiots thinking?I have no idea why, but I'm sitting here laughing hysterically at "what in the chocolate covered f*ck".

They were thinking that maybe a murderous lib would show up and try to shoot them all, so they'd better be prepared.

Saturn5:brewswane: the gun-control movement is a bunch of old, out-of-touch white people, clinging to the politics of the last century.

That would be the 20th century, where the politics of this nation stopped the rise of Fascists, Nazis, Communists and Socialists in the various global and regional wars? True, those ideals may not have as many supporters today.

And we replaced many of those with dictatorships of our own while destabilizing many areas even further in our "WE ARE RIGHT" campaign of making the entire world just like us.

GUTSU:Haliburton Cummings: GUTSU: I'm going to admit that you rustled my jimmies a little, just a little. They I think of how subdued you british are, it must be harsh living in Airstrip One.

don't let all the stupid out all at once now...

you are getting eaten alive in here...there are a few continents on the planet..countries too...even provinces and states...

i know your knowledge of things like "maps" and "geography" is limited to "two blocks then left...can't miss it..it has the seven and the two ones on the sign...whatever that means..." but that's no reason to make a complete fool of yourself now...Are you not british? They for whatever reason love to poke their noses into american business. If you're not british I'm sorry for the confusion. Also, if I must say you are making quite a few assumptions about me at best, and at worst trying to paint me as an invalid.

no, invalids usually can't hamfist a bunch of wordwank out on granny's 486 like you can..or as fast...

you just sound like you aren't very bright and if you are falling for my trolls, you are a bigger sucker than i thought...

but please....continue...i brought the popcorn maker into the office here so i got all the time in the world...

and its you gunmericans who stick your noses into everything..it's why you are a despised and ridiculed nation in most of the civilized countries of the world...

"they want to nationalize their fruit fields and railways??? thats a murderin!"

i'll give you twenty bucks if you can read the first two pages of a Denny's menu without moving your lips how's that...

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill:Haliburton Cummings: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Lighten up gun people. If environmentalists were holding Earth Appreciation Day gatherings today and someone accidentally dumped a bunch of oil into a river most of you would be howling with delight at the irony.

yeah...most earth days are a "bring your own oil" kinda event...

Ya, the event was being held in San Diego and a Green Peace boat was docked for the event and it sprung a leak.

Seriously, you know that I'm right and the best you could do is try to mock my chosen analogy. I take that as a compliment.

Oh, I thought of an even better one. Al Grove drove across country in his gas guzzling SUV to attend the event. What part of Earth Appreciation Day does he not understand?

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill:Lighten up gun people. If environmentalists were holding Earth Appreciation Day gatherings today and someone accidentally dumped a bunch of oil into a river most of you would be howling with delight at the irony.

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill:But to pretend that guns pose no risk, even to the most responsible owner, is ridiculous and makes it seem like you aren't discussing this issue in good faith.

Under normal circumstances, they do pose no risk to responsible owners. Absolutely none. Follow a few basic rules, and you'll never have an accident. And when I say under normal circumstances, I'm only thinking of the possibility that you might have a seizure the moment you touch the gun, and shoot while you're convulsing uncontrollably, but that's about it. And before you say it...

The fact of the matter is that Obama had made promises, close down gitmo, repeal the patriot act, make new jobs, ect, ect. What he has done is the complete opposite, which for whatever reason you're avoiding. It's okay if you like Obama, I don't think he's the second coming of Hitler, I just think he's a shiatty president.

You have several choices, we could talk like civilized people, or you could continue to attack my character if that makes you feel better.

no i love all the characters in the reality show of american politics...i like the Joker AND i like Batman because it's entertainment...

it's when people like yourself come in and poke at the clay pigeons that i question your intelligence...

I like how accidental discharges of firearms are now on the same level as criminal acts with firearms. So a jack stand failing while changing the tire on my car and crushing my foot is the same as driving through a crowded farmers market with the intention of injuring people and taking lives.

Sounds about right.....

/how many millions were not hurt with firearms at gun shows today//negativity and sensationalism works best for the media and ratings

Guns are never dangerousGuns are only dangerous if no one else around is armedGuns are only dangerous in the hands of criminalsGuns are literally no more dangerous than hammers, which is why the government pays so much to equip our troops with assault hammers

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill:The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Haliburton Cummings: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Lighten up gun people. If environmentalists were holding Earth Appreciation Day gatherings today and someone accidentally dumped a bunch of oil into a river most of you would be howling with delight at the irony.

yeah...most earth days are a "bring your own oil" kinda event...

Ya, the event was being held in San Diego and a Green Peace boat was docked for the event and it sprung a leak.

Seriously, you know that I'm right and the best you could do is try to mock my chosen analogy. I take that as a compliment.

Oh, I thought of an even better one. Al Grove drove across country in his gas guzzling SUV to attend the event. What part of Earth Appreciation Day does he not understand?

3StratMan:3 idiots do something stupid with guns, therefore we should take away everyones right to own firearms?

Shiat, with that logic, we a should immediately take away everyone's right to vote after electing farkwads that spend the country into a $16 trillion dollar debt, happily guts our military into damn near laughing stock status, and pretty much spits on the constitution daily.

Oh wait, I forgot... It's OK, since it's YOUR guys doing it. And "but but but but Bush".

Maybe you could show us where and when Obama said he was taking away all guns from all Americans. I've seen you people constantly screaming this, but I've never been able to find it.

"But he'd never say it outright, he's planning to...", yes yes yes, and Elvis was really Bigfoot and he shot JFK before leaving with the Reptilians to Planet Ummo through the Bermuda Triangle.

rhiannon:fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: Are you suggesting that Obama didn't fight to be able to indefinitely detain American citizens without a trial? Or are you under the delisoin that he bulldozed gitmo into the ground? Face it, the only thing Obama has going for him is his oratory skills, other than that he's a half-black bush.

Can YOU throw a "n*gger" in there too?

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RabidJade:I like how accidental discharges of firearms are now on the same level as criminal acts with firearms. So a jack stand failing while changing the tire on my car and crushing my foot is the same as driving through a crowded farmers market with the intention of injuring people and taking lives.

Haliburton Cummings:GUTSU: Haliburton Cummings: GUTSU: I'm going to admit that you rustled my jimmies a little, just a little. They I think of how subdued you british are, it must be harsh living in Airstrip One.

don't let all the stupid out all at once now...

you are getting eaten alive in here...there are a few continents on the planet..countries too...even provinces and states...

i know your knowledge of things like "maps" and "geography" is limited to "two blocks then left...can't miss it..it has the seven and the two ones on the sign...whatever that means..." but that's no reason to make a complete fool of yourself now...

Are you not british? They for whatever reason love to poke their noses into american business. If you're not british I'm sorry for the confusion. Also, if I must say you are making quite a few assumptions about me at best, and at worst trying to paint me as an invalid.

no, invalids usually can't hamfist a bunch of wordwank out on granny's 486 like you can..or as fast...

you just sound like you aren't very bright and if you are falling for my trolls, you are a bigger sucker than i thought...

but please....continue...i brought the popcorn maker into the office here so i got all the time in the world...

and its you gunmericans who stick your noses into everything..it's why you are a despised and ridiculed nation in most of the civilized countries of the world...

"they want to nationalize their fruit fields and railways??? thats a murderin!"

i'll give you twenty bucks if you can read the first two pages of a Denny's menu without moving your lips how's that...

Silly me for thinking that you might want to have a constructive conversation, It seems that there is nothing to be gained from talking to you as you're more interested trying to demonize the other side. Have a nice night.

fusillade762:rhiannon: fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: Are you suggesting that Obama didn't fight to be able to indefinitely detain American citizens without a trial? Or are you under the delisoin that he bulldozed gitmo into the ground? Face it, the only thing Obama has going for him is his oratory skills, other than that he's a half-black bush.

Can YOU throw a "n*gger" in there too?

Account created: 2013-01-13 21:40:26

New troll is new.

Speaking of controls, there needs to be a lengthy waiting period for commenting after creating an account on Fark. 6 months sounds about right.

Oh sure, but the next thing you'll want is background checks and an FBI database and the banning of Fark assault accounts.

no no...that's not an assault account...they look the same but the assault account has a longer barrel and a switch that goes FULL RETARD..

fusillade762:rhiannon: fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: Are you suggesting that Obama didn't fight to be able to indefinitely detain American citizens without a trial? Or are you under the delisoin that he bulldozed gitmo into the ground? Face it, the only thing Obama has going for him is his oratory skills, other than that he's a half-black bush.

Can YOU throw a "n*gger" in there too?

Account created: 2013-01-13 21:40:26

New troll is new.

Speaking of controls, there needs to be a lengthy waiting period for commenting after creating an account on Fark. 6 months sounds about right.

Oh sure, but the next thing you'll want is background checks and an FBI database and the banning of Fark assault accounts.

Today was Gun Appreciation Day. Did see this; did you hear about this? There were five accidental shootings injuring eight people. This thing had more accidental discharges than the Spearamint Rhino's champagne room.

GUTSU:Gyrfalcon: Haliburton Cummings: GUTSU: Farking Canuck: whatshisname: Is there one person in line for that gun show who isn't morbidly obese?

Show some respect! These are the elite warriors that are going to overthrow the evil black man in the white house!!

I know you're being facetious, do I think Obama is a pretty shiatty president? Yeah, I do. I thought bush was a jackass for the patriot act, unwarranted wiretapping, and I hate Obama for expanding the patriot act and thinking that indefinably detaining American citizens without a warrant is peachy. I don't believe that Obama will still be in office if and when there is armed insurrection.

Also, your attempts to try and connect legal gun owners to crazed racists is quite hilarious, or it would be if a great many Obama supporters didn't think like you.

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Can you throw a crying eagle in there too?

Are you suggesting that Obama didn't fight to be able to indefinitely detain American citizens without a trial? Or are you under the delisoin that he bulldozed gitmo into the ground? Face it, the only thing Obama has going for him is his oratory skills, other than that he's a half-black bush.

Obama tried to do something about Gitmo, but Republicans (and some Democrats) were terrified of having those horrible evil terrorists on American soil, lest they corrupt the very earth beneath their feet and it seeps out and infects people like the plague of undeath from WarCraft, so they screamed and fought and prevented anything from being done with Gitmo.

GUTSU:Haliburton Cummings: GUTSU: Haliburton Cummings: GUTSU: I'm going to admit that you rustled my jimmies a little, just a little. They I think of how subdued you british are, it must be harsh living in Airstrip One.

don't let all the stupid out all at once now...

you are getting eaten alive in here...there are a few continents on the planet..countries too...even provinces and states...

i know your knowledge of things like "maps" and "geography" is limited to "two blocks then left...can't miss it..it has the seven and the two ones on the sign...whatever that means..." but that's no reason to make a complete fool of yourself now...

Are you not british? They for whatever reason love to poke their noses into american business. If you're not british I'm sorry for the confusion. Also, if I must say you are making quite a few assumptions about me at best, and at worst trying to paint me as an invalid.

no, invalids usually can't hamfist a bunch of wordwank out on granny's 486 like you can..or as fast...

you just sound like you aren't very bright and if you are falling for my trolls, you are a bigger sucker than i thought...

but please....continue...i brought the popcorn maker into the office here so i got all the time in the world...

and its you gunmericans who stick your noses into everything..it's why you are a despised and ridiculed nation in most of the civilized countries of the world...

"they want to nationalize their fruit fields and railways??? thats a murderin!"

i'll give you twenty bucks if you can read the first two pages of a Denny's menu without moving your lips how's that...

Silly me for thinking that you might want to have a constructive conversation, It seems that there is nothing to be gained from talking to you as you're more interested trying to demonize the other side. Have a nice night.

listen glitterpants, you want to have a constructive conversation, get outside, get some fresh air and meet someone new... go help your neighbors build a bookcase...help someone across the street...

get off the internet...for awhile....trust me....it's fun that crazy ol world out there...even with all the nutters in it...

There should be a safety class or maybe a range safety certification process to be able to purchase a gun. It's really just too easy.

Lots of gun owners out there who are too dumb or ignorant to own guns. Especially with the recent run on guns, you see idiots negligently pointing guns at people at the range and keeping their finger on the trigger whenever they're holding a gun. It's dangerous. Same goes with CHL. I know a fellow who shot a gun exactly once before taking the class and getting certified. Maybe they need an hours requirement like pilots have or something.

rhiannon:fusillade762: rhiannon: fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: Are you suggesting that Obama didn't fight to be able to indefinitely detain American citizens without a trial? Or are you under the delisoin that he bulldozed gitmo into the ground? Face it, the only thing Obama has going for him is his oratory skills, other than that he's a half-black bush.

Can YOU throw a "n*gger" in there too?

Account created: 2013-01-13 21:40:26

New troll is new.

Speaking of controls, there needs to be a lengthy waiting period for commenting after creating an account on Fark. 6 months sounds about right.

Oh sure, but the next thing you'll want is background checks and an FBI database and the banning of Fark assault accounts.

Awesome I'll start making my list...

my list has more friends on friendster than yours does and i have more followers on twitter too..

BraveNewCheneyWorld:Under normal circumstances, they do pose no risk to responsible owners. Absolutely none. Follow a few basic rules, and you'll never have an accident. And when I say under normal circumstances, I'm only thinking of the possibility that you might have a seizure the moment you touch the gun, and shoot while you're convulsing uncontrollably, but that's about it. And before you say it...

And you'll never have an accident...until you have an accident. Just like the people at these shows today.

Again, I'm not in favor of taking away everyone's guns. There is no reason to be scared of me. I accepted the fact that guns will always be a part of our society long ago. But to say they pose no risk, "Absolutely none", is just ridiculous and makes me not want to believe anything else you say. It's as if admitting that guns have a risk, even to the most responsible gun owner, is somehow admitting defeat. It's not. It's being realistic. Ya, maybe that risk isn't very high for most gun owners. But you said "Absolutely none", which means zero to me, and that tells me you can't be honest about it.

I repeat, I am not in favor of taking your guns away. I will admit that things like the AWB probably will have no affect on gun violence. But that's because I'm honest about it.

see, the last thing i would want is an armada of american fatties in gravy stained Ted Nugent tee shirts trying to save me from some imagined enemy because;

a) you can see the fatties from spaceb) you can smell the urine when they cowerc) the chance of getting a "Ned Beatty" from one of those patriotic inbreds is pretty highd) they are terrible shotse) the bald spots are worse than a giant scope as far as reflections gof) they would be hammerin away at themselves, moanin and groanin before they could get a real round offg) the trail of fast food wrappers would give away the positionh) the parking lot full of giant trucks with baby seats under the gunracks are a dead giveawayi) who wants to be near a bunch of fat retarded americans with guns?

Haliburton Cummings:The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Haliburton Cummings: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Lighten up gun people. If environmentalists were holding Earth Appreciation Day gatherings today and someone accidentally dumped a bunch of oil into a river most of you would be howling with delight at the irony.

yeah...most earth days are a "bring your own oil" kinda event...

Ya, the event was being held in San Diego and a Green Peace boat was docked for the event and it sprung a leak.

Seriously, you know that I'm right and the best you could do is try to mock my chosen analogy. I take that as a compliment.

Oh, I thought of an even better one. Al Grove drove across country in his gas guzzling SUV to attend the event. What part of Earth Appreciation Day does he not understand?

Fubini:hubiestubert: Most gun owners are fairly responsible. The problem is, that there are enough yahoos and idiots who KEEP doing idiotic things, and NOT being castigated for it, by the community. Instead, we have folks who leap to the defense. Or to minimize their idiocy, which is the tack you're taking.

No, it reinforces the fact that human beings are terrible with large numbers. There are 310,000,000 guns in this country, there are going to be accidental shootings no matter how careful people are. No amount of carefulness is going to completely eliminate all accidents. The correct question is, "How responsible can we expect people to be?" If you expect people to be perfectly careful and never have any accidents, ever, then you're being unrealistic

It's unrealistic to expect "responsible gun owners" to always make sure their weapon is unloaded before putting it in the case? That's one of the first things covered in safety courses.This guy was negligent, and because of his carelessness, 3 people are in the hospital and could have been killed. It's farking retarded to try to write off someone who put hundreds of people in danger through sheer stupidity by just saying "Oh, well. Accidents happen."

The Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution does not read as:"A well regulated* Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

(pencilled underneath)* Well regulated meaning, in this case, self regulated. Seriously, ancient Americans, a firearm is a weapon and not a toy. Please teach your descendents to observe their civic right with sobriety and responsibility. I'm from the year 2089 and because of three hundred years of gun-nut retards I'm not allowed to have even a BB gun. Thanks a lot, jerks."