Topless Kate Middleton Pics Are On The Internet

If you’ve been following the news closely, the big story this week in international news besides something about YouTube (?) is French magazine Closer publishing pics of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless in Provence. Pics that are now widely available on the Internet and regrettably boring as hell because they were taken from three countries over. So if you want to see blurry scans of a woman’s shape that vaguely resembles Kate Middleton with what might as well be raisins on her chest, Egotastic has the goods. Whereas I, on the other hand, am publishing these old bikini pics where Prince William sprays his future wife’s boob with a hose because that’s how I define journalism. In the meantime, when reached for comment her majesty The Queen was quoted as saying, “It’d be a shame for her to visit Paris and have an unfortunate ac- *gets tackled by royal adviser*

UPDATE:BBC News reports, The Duke and Duchess have officially festooned their loins with litigation and seek satisfaction from the French government to prevent further besmirchment of the royal nipples.

My wife commented – She’s got no ego at all the sign of the truly great, mautre artist God, but she’s got one lovely voice. So many of us old faithful would do anything to hear her sing, in person. We were too young to hear her last time, but we’ve kept the faith, and we will never lose it.

Go find somebody at work with really bad vision, take their glasses, smear some vaseline or something around on the lenses, pop them on, then go into the bathroom and lift your shirt up in front of the mirror.

I’m all for reposting nipple pics of young drunk stars who wear slutty clothes or “accidentally” tweet pictures of themselves with a cock in their ass. But something seems wrong about photographing a couple on an intimate, private vacation where they weren’t looking for the attention whatsoever. Call me crazy, but it makes me feel a little dirty.

Grobpilot, that’s exactly why Fish DIDN’T post the pictures. This may be a celebrity gossip/trash site, but there’s no need to invade privacy to that extent. Even The Superficial has more class than that.

If this were anyone but Will and Kate you would be complaining about the lack of pictures or saying that it was their own fault for prancing around naked on a balcony that can be seen from the main road. To make a long story short she should’ve known better.

Actually 90% of American men love a chick who won’t have a heart attack while grinding away on top of them, but 50% of them are so scared that their fat girlfriend will leave them that they won’t say it publicly. If you’re an American woman and don’t feel at least a momentary pang of jealously over her body, you’re undoubtedly one of the depressingly excessive percentage who desperately need to adopt a reasonable exercise regimen (most of whom don’t get any regular exercise, and the remainder think walking the length of their driveway is enough exercise for a day).