_________________My last Craigslist ad "Bangable Panda for You" got only a few responses and they all just said 'send pic' or 'black and white or red?' - pandacookieI don't want anyone here who doesn't know every forking line to Willy Wonka. - Fee

I will take orders through later December. I try to do a pretty quick turnaround on them, so as long as I don't get too backed up I will keep making them. If you are out of the US, I would recommend ordering by Dec. 4 or so to ensure delivery. It's been taking about 2 weeks for envelopes to get to Canadian destinations. Although a box made it to Italy recently in about 1 week.

_________________"I love you, but you need to get out of the kitchen before I spatula your face." -Pinko"You can always trade sex for cookies. It might make you feel dirty, but just keep your eyes closed and think of vanilla." -Tofulish

I have been working on a couple of dogs and welcome any suggestions/criticisms. These aren't sewn up yet, just cut and laid out.Wee Bonny:

I don't mean to nitpick, but she has one eye too many.

_________________"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear