i fucking crack myself up. im so stoked off life right now because i FINALLY saw my friends from the bay and they brought me llittle care packages in the shape of marijuana nugs and this may not seem like a big deal to you or anything but i havent smoked in like a month, inpart due to this insane 5 week long calculus course, in part cause i just miss my good ol bay area weed. and folks this is all completely legal due to the fact that im a card carrying cannabis club member...... but dude anyway so i get home this am after a long ass weekend and realize i didnt have any smoking utinsels....my pipe went home to santa cruz on accident (and hopefully i get that back...along with my amazing cuisinart food processor....damnit) and i have no money to buy papers.....my cards overdrawn again...ugh...i hate being broke.....SO going the broke white trash way i magivered my little pipe /ghetto steamroller out of some foil, a toilet paper roll, and some weed. with some careful poking skills you can make your own with the same materials!!! you can also make it even spiffier by poking another hole on the bottom half and you have a carb!!! its super fun and easy kids try it and get high and watch some cartooons!!!!

SIDENOTE we moved into our new house yesterday......ocean side and 4 bedroom.....but 8 GIRLS!!! this shit is gonna be nuts yo!!!!! hellla estrogen under the same roof i don't even know wht i should expect but either way its gonna be baller shit. i cooked dinner for all the girls last night (*first dinner cred: yo) and it was super cute and we all ate together then of course got shit faced.

AND LASTLY my best friend gave me her fish to take care of while she goes back up to the bay for a couple weeks..his name is beautiful... and he is the coolest goshdarn fish on the planet. seriously you go up to his bowl and say his name and he comes to you jus like a dog. he even wiggles his fins like a tail and flips them hella fast if you talk to him. hes so fucking cool.

below here is a picture of my creation and also beautiful's latest head shot.and one more from my set that will be in mr on aug 17!!! HAHA i just noticed in the one with my nails you can totally see how ghetto and white trash i really am ... ya at the same time.. i am missing a nail indeed...!!! and one on the other hand hahahah

it was pretty fuckin hilarious yesterday when we first got to our new house.... we had a few boys from home come down and help and they had to take a piss after moving the first load of stuff from the old place....and he walks into the bathroom and then walks out laughing hysterically........there was a huge *nasty*> which was the word usseed......TURD in the toilet.....like a straight nasty ass hang over turd.......hahahah my other roommates had already moved in and they all looked sooo guilty....lol...and ran outta the house laughing....it was pretty hilarious... just sayin lolol