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1. Act out your version of a company takeover. <br><br>
2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".
<br><br>
3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still
on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a
small woodland creature. <br><br>
4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected ...

Please, Do NOT share these with your GrandKids: <br><br>
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv
ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy - - Dear Billy, Nice
spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
How about I send you a fricken book so you can learn to read
and write? I'm giving your older brother the space
ranger. At least HE can spell! ...

Have you heard these ........................ Worst
Santa Pickup Lines: "Hey, babe: when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?"
... "Wanna see my 12-inch elf?" ... "I've got something special in the sack for you!"
... "Ever have a fat guy with a whip?" ... "I know when you've been bad or good so let's
skip the small talk, ...

A rich Lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter,
who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of Attorney are you?" says St Peter.
"Public Practice... no firm...legal Gun for Hire.
Any and all law really, but nothing Pro Bono ever, "
is the reply. "Name?" He gives his name. St Peter goes through
some files and pulls one out. "Oh, yes. ...

Looking For the Perfect Woman .........................
Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it
was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful
woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring.
To achieve his goal, Adam went out to explore the world and
look for the woman who would meet his high standards and
with whom he could spend the rest of his ...

A couple of us local retired types from the Senior Center
were asked to address a high school gathering put on by the
PTA. As luck would have it, I was the only speaker to show
up, so I had the stage to myself. I talked about staying in
school, getting good grades and all that usual bullshit;
and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn't
show, I threw it open for questions. ...

The Jewish Princess finally returns home after a long absence.
In she strolls with this tall black man wearing a live Meer-Cat
on his shoulder, a Vulture head-dress, sport-ing a necklace
of Ostrich bs and dressed in animal skins. Her mother takes look, immediately jumps up and beckons
here over: 'No dear....let him stand there and bring
the cat. We need to have a short talk. Now! Right ...

An illegal Mexican immigrant, a Black Lives Matter NFL,
a Muslim and a Redneck (never voted against the Republican
Party) were walking together on a beach when the NFL player
stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle,
rubbed the sand off of it, and a Genie appeared. 'I can only grant four wishes, ' the Genie said.
'Since there are four of you, you may have a wish ...

What I got my Wife for Her Birthday: There is a fellow who
is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know
what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything,
and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm
stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why
don't you make up a certificate that says she can have
two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. ...

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because
nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard,
Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married
person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. <br><br>
'Happy Holidays'!

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had
a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the
drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by
and asked me what I was doing and I said 'Oh...nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking'
is because she would have said 'about what'. At
that ...

A priest was getting ready for a trip to Rome, and a man came
to him with a request: "When you get to Rome, could
you light a candle for me and my wife? We really want
and the doctor just told us we might not be able to have any."
The priest agreed to the request. Ten years later, he ran
into the man again in a super market. With him were about
twelve . "Oh, this is ...

Minerals: A science teacher asked her students ",
if you could own one mineral, what would it be? One boy said,
"I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and
I could buy a Corvette." Another boy said, "I
would want platinum because it’s worth more than gold
and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher said, "OK
Johnny, What would you want?" Johnny said, ...

The 'Cajun Navy' - No Metrosexuals and/or Snowflakes
here!: Hundreds and hundreds of small boats pulled by countless
pickups and SUVs from across the South are headed for Houston.
Almost all of them driven by men. They're using their
own property, sacrificing their own time, spending their
own money, and risking their own lives for one reason: to
help total strangers in desperate ...

Straight from Minnesota:: //////////////////////////////////
THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian
in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved
it by putting a hole in the middle. ———————————————
OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS: When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents
in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold.
He explained, ...

Mrs Block and I planted our tomato plants yesterday along
with some pepper plants. I got out the "chicken wire"
to put up the fence around the garden. Well as my luck usually
goes I didn't have enough to enclose the whole garden.
We used up what I had left and figured on a trip to get some
more this morning. We came back into the house and within
a half an hour Lynn looked out and what does she ...

As we enter the New Year I can't help wondering what
will be in store for us this year. Elections in USA will bring
a new President and world leader... Surely not Donald Trump?
However the result is in the hands of the voters who are much
better informed than me.

General elections are also due in Australia this year with
current Prime Minister Turnbull and his Liberal/National
coalition ...

It seems that every western country is suffering problems
due to the influx of refugees and illegal immigration.
In USA presidential candidates are promising to build
giant fences along the border with Mexico to keep people
out and one candidate has also promised to treat the border
with Canada similarly.

Europe is being overcome with thousands of refugees entering
Greece, Italy, France ...

Let me begin by saying I have had men in my life, and I've
had cats in my life... and after exhaustive research I've
found that they are really very similar in nature.

Both men and cats love to be pampered, it is their 'thing'...they
rarely say 'no more, I've had enough', they
just move into a different position so that the pampering
is concentrated in a different ...

*All scripture quotations are from the King James Bible
unless otherwise noted.

Many in our day ask, “How close are we to the return of Christ?”
Although we don’t know the day or the hour, we can know
the approximate time, in fact Yeshua told us to watch and
be ready. We must be ready at all times.

Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think
not the of man ...

Here I go again, moaning about lack of interest in our site.
Have most of our regular contributors gone away, and left
SF, or is the site suffering from apathy? Older people really need an active web site where we can
get in touch with similar folk from around the world. Is our site DOOMED....

As I get older, and since I retired time seems to go by so fast.It
is now September, and this year has flown.Definitely
as a friend says "Time is ticking away" and even
with good health (hopefully)the passing is
bringing us closer to our end, as we have less time left.
I find myself wondering what is ahead!

When I was younger I was very interested in peoples appearance.
Generally I had a picture in my minds eye of the type of person
I wanted to associate with. Thankfully, as I have become older this has changed. I now
am more interested in peoples mind, ability to converse,
life interests, and whether we have anything in common.
Appearance is no longer important!...

Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have
company. Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie
in the mail today . Quit slamming the screen door when you go out ! Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks
like a shower is coming up.

Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.
Wash your feet before you go to bed, you've been ...

Has the number of members who subscribe for gold or silver
membership declined? I notice when checking the magazine articles and the chat
rooms that there now seems to be very few gold or silver members.
Is this due to the high cost of such membership? There is
a world wide resessionn and this has hit our seniors badly,
as the value of our savings, pensions, or shares, has become
seriously ...

I recently received a video showing the stoning and consequent
death on the tape of a young girl. It was horrifying to see
the brutality of these young men attacking, kicking, and
striking her over and over again until she died.

It was suggested that EVERY person in America should be
FORCED to watch this material. It seems there is no tolerance
among those who follow the Sharia law. ...

A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true, ' she wanted to know, 'that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so, ' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence Before the senior lady replied, I'm wondering, then, Just how serious is my condition Because this prescription is marked 'NO ...

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
"That laundry is not very clean", she said.
"She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."

If you are planning retirement, let me share retirement experiences with you, which I hope
will be helpful.

Fifteen years ago my wife and I moved into a retirement development
on Florida 's Southeast coast - The Delray/Boca/Boynton
Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club on Lake Fake-A-Hatchee.
There are 3000 lakes in Florida ; only three are real.

I wasn't sure where else to put this so I hope it's
ok to put it here. I was wondering why the regular Adult Friend
Finder has sex stories (including mine) posted but here
there isn't any such category. Do they think that we
don't get horny after we get older? I can't speak
for everyone here but I sure do and my boyfriend is grateful
for that. lol

These names of virtues, with their precepts, were: 1. TEMPERANCE. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
2. SILENCE. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself;
avoid trifling conversation. 3. ORDER. Let all your things have their places; let each
part of your business have its time. 4. RESOLUTION. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform
without fail what you resolve. 5. ...

> > > A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. > A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the
quality of their fish and > asked how long it took him to catch them. > > > "Not very long." they answered in unison.
> "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch
more?" > The fishermen explained that their small catches
were sufficient to meet > their needs and those of their families. > > > ...

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is
not an option. I will win. _______________________________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very
well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.
If another man shows up, one of us will ...

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program
with a local buddy the other day, I think we have found the solution.
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need
to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. (A new hip, Unheard
of) We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood ...

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination,
looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something
fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely.
It was an old leaf from a tree. The leaf had been pressed in
between pages.

> The next time you are washing your hands and complain
because the water temperature isn't just how you like
it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts
about the1500s:> > > Most people got married in June because they took t
heir yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by
June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried
a bouquet of flowers to hide the ...

A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the
weather that morning was questionable and clouds were
forming, she made her daily trip to school. As the afternoon
progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and
lightning.

The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her would be frightened as she walked home from school,
and she herself feared that the electrical ...

Thirty great memories about music that caused our parents
and teachers Grief! Take the quiz and see how you score as a true 'Oldies
Fan.' Write down your answers and check them against the answers
at the end. Don't cheat, now!

> 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. > > 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. > > 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. > > 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
> Your friends and > parents will. Stay in touch. > > 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. > > 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree
to > disagree. > > 7. Cry with someone. It's ...

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her
own car. She writes: Dear Grand-, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had
just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed
by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my ...

I have a group on here called "(Tequila
Sunrise). All is welcome to join anytime. Just go to groups
and type in the name "(Tequila Sunrise) and you are
their to join. I need more members to get the room going.
I hope to see you their and get to meet and chat with new friends.
...

Folks, what has gone wrong. Has everyone deserted our site.
On joining I thought it was a great site for Senior folk to
voice their opinions. I was active until earlier this year,
when I was unable to visit for some months. On visiting today I was amazed to see how little use is being
made of it. In this section there has only been three posts
in December, and one in November! My subscription is ...

The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas
Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife
had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't
hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate.
He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling
for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when
the door opened and a homeless man stepped ...

our search for the "Ultimate caring companion of
our life". The unfortunate thing is that each of us
has a very different opinion of what that "ultimate
love" means! However, despite our differing opinions
of what finding love means to us as individuals, one thing
remains clear...we refuse to accept that it is not "out
there." The alternative of spending the rest of our
life alone is not ...

We have been treated for years by society, to do every thing
fast. To drive in the fast lane, and 10 items or less in the
quick checkout lane. We have fast food restaurants that
can get you in, fed and out of there so fast your head might
spin. Not to mention, for the folks that really need it fast, there
is the drive up lane. You don't have to leave your car.
Heck, you don't have to leave your ...

The search for a companion is somewhat like shopping for
real estate: One begins with an ideal image – a Victorian
house in a college town on a street lined with sugar maples.
Then, once you see what is available, you start figuring
out what you are willing to sacrifice. The wraparound porch?
The sugar maples? Similarly, what are you willing to give
up when it comes to finding your ideal ...

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it anymore. ...

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous
to our liberties than standing armies. If the American
people ever allow private banks to control the issue of
their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation,
the banks and corporations that will grow up around the
banks will deprive the people of all property until their
wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers
conquered. ...

I have noticed a few e-mail threads stop abruptly since
being here. For no apparent reason friends with whom I'm
in the middle of an interesting thread seem to stop writing.

I'm reluctant to send follow up messages for fear I
will be considered a clueless pest who can't take a
hint, but I decided to bite the bullet recently and ask a
few friends if they had received my messages. ...

I came across a situation recently where a woman who had
only one unmarried started dating a widower who had
7 married and 16 grandchildren. Can this type
of match work? Can this large family, who all live very close
to their Father really accept a woman with such a small family?
Also, will resentment build at the Father's new dating
situation. If anyone has been in a situation like this,
I ...

I have three male friends from different parts of the country,
who at around the age of 63 met and married women from the
Philippines. One met his wife at a restaurant in California.
The second met his wife on line and she was living in the US
at the time. The third met his wife on the Internet and after
a period of time, sent for her from the Philippines and married
her. Now all of these ...

Each of us has a type of personality that attracts us. I know
that during our years, a lot of women were attracted
to "bad boys". By that I mean guys who were a bit
more daring, lived a little on the wild side, had their white
t shirt sleeves rolled up with a pack of camels....they
lived on the edge. Now that we are older, do the women who
liked this type of guy still look for those qualities ...

My and her partner recently bought a B&B in
the historical city of Perth which is one of my favourite
places. The Tay valley and Perthshire is breathtakingly
scenic. I've copied his article from a Scottish website,
it says it better than I can.

"The city of Perth rests quietly on the banks of the
River Tay in the Scottish Lowlands. It has two large public
parks and most of the ...

One of my friends had send me this article and I would like
to share with you.

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you
away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about
current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what
she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer
age, and just things in general.

I just want to point out to the entire world that I am seperated
and not divorced. I have been for years. This will save a
certain woman from pointing it out to everyone that will
listen as she has in chat and blogs.

I thought the articles in ths section should be of a serious
nature. On perusing it today I observed a large number of
jokes. While I have as good a sense of humour as the next,
there is a section for jokes, and that is where they should
be. Any comments?...

Three Handsome Male Dogs Waking Down The Street When They
See a Beautiful, Enticing Female Poodle... The Three Male Dogs Fall All Over Themselves In An Effort
To Reach Her First But End Up Arriving In Front Of Her All
At The Same Time... The Males Are Speechless Before Beauty, Slobbering On
Themselves And Hoping For Just A Glance From Her In Return...
Aware Of Her Charms and Her Obvious Effect On ...

This 90 year old man named Harold lived in a Nursing home
One day Nurse Jane noticed Ol'Harold was so sad as he
passed her while walking down the hall way.. Nurse Jane stopped and called out to Ol'Harold and
asked him Whats wrong Harold why are you so sad today...
Ol'Harold replied to Nurse Jane, Today my private
part died his voice filled with grief as he hung his head
down... Nurse Jane knowing ...

I was brought up to believe in God and an after life which
was heaven. In those days it was easy to believe heaven was
up somewhere in the sky. Now scientists can see for hundreds
of light years into the universe, but I heard no word of
them seeing heaven. Can anybody enlighten me, please. ...

"SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - An American senior citizen
killed an alleged mugger with his bare hands, and his traveling
companions aboard a tour bus fended off two other assailants
in the Atlantic coast city of Limon, police said.
The American, who is about 70 years old and retired from
the military, put the 20-year-old in a head lock and broke
his clavicle after the suspect and two other men ...

All those margarine, sour cream, yougurt etc. containers
make great plant pots.
I run them through the dishwasher, stack em, then drill
3 or 4 holes (small gauge bit)through the bottoms.
The large yogurts are perfect for geraniums, tomatoes,
eggplant, vines- any large plant that needs rooting space.
500ml size, like sour cream or deli., make good water catchers
under them. and the small ...

I often see in gents' profiles the bit about "no
games." What does that mean anyway?
Am I so naive that there are games going on that I don't
know about?
It seems to me that one either wants to meet someone or they
don't!!
I hardly expect to fall in love with someone because they
write me an email. Rather consider it just a way to initiate
contact.
In my brief experience here, it ...

In the past three months I attended three funerals of friends.
All were in their late seventies, and all of them died in
hospital.
Visiting, it did not appear that staff in the hospitals
seemed to attach any urgency to their treatment, and their
families had to continually look for consultants etc to
attend regularily.
The worrying fact about all this is that they were in different ...

Did you know, durning the 1905 football season eighteen
players were killed in college games and 159 were permanetly
injured which led to regulations?
Winston Churchill who smoked cigars from the age of twenty
reportedly smoked over 300, 000 cigars in his lifetime?
Our galazy has approximately 250 billion stars.. and it
is estimated that there are 100 billion other ...

Are members losing interest, or maybe finding it too hard
to post, but there appears to be very few new articles in
this section.
Looking through the lists of members S.F. seems to have
many thousand members from all over the world, so what is
the reason?...

They are back again.Town-fathers ran the pigeon away from
out down town area.the birds have come to warm themselve
on the power lines in front of my home.Needless to say, they
are leaving a mess.On sidewalk in front home, where people
walk.I can hose it away in summer, but it is unsightly,
not healthy either.I had to use a power washing in spring,
summer, and fall.I thhought i had disturb ...

FOR ME! Relationship encompasses my belief system. This
first and foremost involves my faith - because, by God's
Grace, that's how I try to live my life. It includes
my politics, because I'm concerned about where my
country is going - sometimes to the point of fear. It includes
how I feel and what I need to make this life worthwhile.
For all of the reasons cited by wiser heads ...

I have posted many blogs....I constantly flip back and
forth in three different areas of the SFF site....blogland,
the magazine and chat....
For the most part, when I see people who are upset with other
people, I stay out of the fray....a few times I have jumped
in with both feet....jumping in is not fun and actually
makes me very tired....I don't jump in unless I am directly ...

Last night I started to think about the hereafter. I suppose
the fact that I am 64 years old, and that time is ticking away
brought those thoughts to my mind..
I have always been a chuch goer, listened to the preachers,
read about religion, and believed.
Now when my "time" is getting closer, I begin
to doubt, and question the belief I have had for all those
years.
Does anyone else have ...

Ok, everyone thank you for all your advice and words of
comfort while I had the curse of Winter that been the flu.
I am somewhat amused by your own cures take for instance
this one whiskey and honey.HELLS BELLS ! ! ! cure for a sore
throat not curse for a hang over, cough syrup not a Jim Beam
and I wish to rest and recover in comfort not a bottle of Southern
Comfort.I am a sick person with ...

Hong Kong ranks bottom in sex frequency survey
(AFP)
4 August 2006
HONG KONG - Hong Kong people have the least sex in the world,
managing it less than once a week, a survey has found.
But that may be because they derive so little satisfaction
from the act, the study by pharmaceutical company Pfizer,
makers of the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra, revealed
on Friday. ...

As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet
someone had
lostin the street.I picked it up and looked inside to find
some
identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet
contained
only three dollars
and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there
for
years.
The envelope was worn and the only thing that was legible
on it was
the
...

"It's not what you're eating, it's
what's eating you." I want to think that came
from WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE, but am unsure. Anyway,
I was telling a friend, as we discussed the mixed-emotions
that go with ALL holidays, I believe the problems this country
has with weight has a two-headed cause: The worse, because
it's so powerful, is the "THE INDUSTRY"
(pick one! ANY one!) has ...

It is said that a persons two greatest fears are, (1) Dying,
and (2) being called on to speak in public.
We will all die so there is no help there. However we can all
learn how to speak in public, and to rid ourselves of that
fear.
There is an organization called Toastmasters who have
clubs in almost every city and town. They teach people every
aspect of public speaking, in a friendly, ...

As we get older, retire from work, and have less contact
with people, we can become lonely.
How can we deal with this, or is there a solution. This web
site should be the answer, as in theory it should allow us
to meet new people. However unless you can afford to be a
gold or silver member, you will not be able to meet anyone.
Indeed if as I have, you pay the subscription there are still ...

The Chakras are enegry circles within the human aura. When
these energy circles are out of balance - Life and Health
Issues will paralel. The Aura can be cleansed with a sea
salt bath or even sprinking of sea salt water. It is helpful
to wear the color associated with the chakra out of balance
to strengthed that energy circle.
Red - Root, Orange - Sacral, Yellow- Solar Plexus, ...

You're sitting there on SFF IM minding your own business,
when along comes a man you know has put you on his Hotlist.
You say Hi and a conversation follows. Eventually he asks
if you will meet him. You agree to meet for a coffee or a drink.
He lets you know, in no uncertain terms, that he expects
more than a coffee/drink. Much more, in fact! So you tell
him there's no way that you could ...

Has good manners become un-fashionable, and has rudeness
taken over.In particular I refer to the way people are sometimes
treated by contacts in this web site. A person winks at you,
or sends an email, and you reply. Sometimes you may get an
answer, and then after you reply - silence. Thats it, no
further correspondence, and no reason given.
I know everyone has the choice whether or not ...

A young wife sat on a sofa in on a hot humid day, drinking iced
tea and visiting
with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage,
about the
responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood,
the mother clinked
the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear,
sober glance upon
her .
<br>
<br>
"Don't forget your girlfriends, " she ...

True Friendship
How can we find true friendship in this often phony, temporary
world? Friendship involves recognition or familiarity
with another's personality. Friends often share
likes and dislikes, interests, pursuits, and passion.
<br>
How can we recognize potential friendship? Signs include
a mutual desire for companionship and perhaps a common
bond of some kind. ...

There is a spell checker on E-Mail, and On Our Blogs.
Don't you wish Senior Friend Finder would add one to
spell check the "Article" section as well as
responses?
Let' hear it, maybe we can get one added.

“Forgive me for crying. I feel foolish” said I.
“I mean Elvis has been dead for eleven years!” My young
and my man
exchanged glances, but said nothing.
<br>
We left Naples in Florida early that morning and decided
to take secondary roads to Memphis. The car was now
rising and falling through the rural hills of Alabama.
Radio cranked up,
...

After reading the current list of articles here, it is my
opinion that too much time is wasted over nothing!
We have freedom of speech so we can express our opinions
freely. But that does not mean we HAVE to respond to anyone
who we do not agree with here.
There are college graduates with atrocious spelling and
grammar. There are others with little skill or education,
but they are ...

Next fall when you see geese heading south for the winter...
flying along in V formation...you might consider what
science has discovered as to why they fly that way:
<br>
As each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for the
bird immediately following. By flying in V formation the
whole flock adds at least 71% greater flying range, than
if each bird flew on its own.
...

The recent article about whether seniors could live together
to pool expenses, etc. got me to thinking about what could
be the building of the future!
How about if we design a home for single seniors on the idea
of the assisted living ones.
I am envisioning a home which would house up to 12 men and
12 women. Each would have a large room which could be divided
by a sliding accordian ...

Christmas What it means to me.
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I have been receiving and reading many things about Christmas.
Some are funny.. Some not so funny.. And some rather sad.
I would like to share what Christmas meant to me in the past,
and what it means to me today. I am not writing this to start
a debate.. Nor to try to convert anyone to my way of thinking..
I am just sharing with you who I ...

I read this recently and just had to share with all of you.....
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TEACH THE
Just a week before Christmas I had a visitor. This is how
it happened...
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I just finished the household chores for the night and was
preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of
the house. I opened the door to the front room, and to my surprise,
Santa himself stepped ...

Congrats Margiesue, you do a marvellous job, I just can't
keep up LOL! Hey, Kassr, you are beginning to climb up there
too huh (as many others)? I truly enjoy reading these articles
both here and in the 'advice lines', just so difficult
to keep up half the time. Oh right, 'time' being
the key word here...there just doesn't seem to be enough
of it.. LOL!

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free
trip around the sun every year.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.
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Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
you live.
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Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know
you left open.
...

I found these "7 days of Inspiration" in a magazine.
I would like to share them with you:
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Take one day and feel great all week. The smallest spark
of hope can start a miracle.
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Happiness will not pass you by.
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An ordinary day can be life changing.
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You have the power to change your life, a loved one's,
or even a stranger's.
...

Someone will always be prettier. They will always be smarter.
Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car.
Their will do better in school. And their husband
will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love
you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest
woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most
highly favored woman on your job may be ...

Does anyone else feel like there is too much negative hype
circulating to try to make an informed decision?? I watched
the debates, thought it was a "performance"
each time.See TV ads that say "I approve this message"
all the time, but all they do is "sling-mud"
and don`t tell you what kind of a difference they could make
to the situation.I feel like it is just ...

Ever notice how some single men, divorced, widowers, etc
tend to have meal hours like regular people? Wow, how strange.
I get home I put the spuds and vegies on to cook, maybe a small
pot roast, heck I may even invite friends over for a meal.
Should I sit and watch the pots boil or could I maybe go on
line and say hi to some friends while I wait the 35 to 40 min
cooking time (depends what I ...

The She Wolf has wandered thru her wilderness, for years,
lonely, and fighting bitterness. Still believing that
someday she will find her heart and love once again.
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One day, she found that she could play again, and was happily
running through the woods. She came across a group of people,
having a party.. Enjoying life. She slowly approached
the group and watched, cautious, ...

I just read the article by Fushimifox, about what is this
site about. This person states in that article that you
can't state in your profile you want no marrieds. My
profile says that. I also state I don't want anyone
who is already committed, or young enough that I could have
given birth to him. I have no idea why they would allow a standard
member to state that and not a silver ...

I want to know why, if someone is trying to "make a
point", that they only abbreviate or half-way spell
it, so that you have to guess just what they are trying to
say??Why has it become so popular to "slang", everything
said, when most of the time, "to tell it like it is", with
no misunderstood meanings, "get`s the job done"???
It is the same as if you were in a store, and a group starts ...

I have always had a problem with both my , family, relatives, and
friends with the "art" of saying NO and meaning
it.I`ve never been selfish with anything I`ve ever had, even
as a .If I thought someone needed something I had,
more than I did, I was silly enough to give it to them. A lot
of people have "taken-me-to-the-cleaners",
both family, friends, and strangers that I thought of
as ...

I have read soooo many articles and responses about wondering
why the guys are on here, because they don't contact
anyone or don't respond to a contact. I have not found
that to be the case very often. I think the guys are looking
just as much as the women. I have been contacted and have
responded to some and have also gotten responses back to
contacts that I made. Maybe it's what you are ...

I sometimes just browse the articles and it seems that there
is a division between the sexes in the comments. Maybe I
am not seeing everything, but is sounds like there is some
male bashing going on because they aren't knocking
on your doors daily. There's a lot to be said for taking
your time and I think the men want that as much as the women,
maybe even more. I think men are more ...

I pulled-up the website called medicare.gov and ran into
soooo much "red-tape", and such complicated
instructions that when I was finished reading all of their
"simple instructions", I was more confused
than ever.Can anyone on SFF understand the so-called plans, and
give "simple" instructions?? I did as I was
instructed, got all my med.info. together, tried to
fill out their forms, but it ...