November 18, 2010

Dubbed one of the year's "most fascinating people" by an increasingly senile Barbara Walters, Sarah Palin averred she could whomp the President if she ran in 2012 - though she admitted the biggest challenge would be proving her "record."

"That's the most frustrating thing for me -- the warped and perverted description of my record and what I've accomplished over the last two decades," the serial quitter whined cluelessly.

The reality-show attention-whore then went on to pule over the "lamestream media" for their attention on her personal life, something they have never, ever done to any other political figure evar.

3 comments:

The phrase 'hypocritical chutzpah' is a step in the right direction - - - but it's ultimately too subtle - - - to describe someone who signs on to a 'reality' show and then tries to complain about the lamestream media's attention to her personal life. As you alluded to, it's OBVIOUSLY just an attention/publicity ploy so that she's CONSTANTLY (or so she hopes) in the media, either with drama from her reality show or with contrived controversy from her criticisms of the media coverage of her political life.

I'm just getting to the point where I actually sort of hope that she DOES get elected POTUS, so that the shit-head voters can REALLY see first-hand the difficulties in being a 3rd world country with 20 or 30% unemployment and beggars dying in the streets and military law and all the other horrible things that would come about, because most of the voters aren't responding to cool intellectual discussions or humanitarian reasoning. And it doesn't even matter what I hope-for (otherwise things would be a lot different, politically speaking), it's kind of trending that way. We seem to be heading back to a 2nd Dark Ages, only this time there'll be a lot of 'cool' communication technology to instantly inform our peers about our ignorance and resulting problems, sans solutions.