Assuming they have an email address, the answer is simple. Start subscribing them to spam. Newsletters that say 'we give your information to third parties'. Actually, much spam is simply getting that email address posted on a couple of web sites. Once it is out there, the spam bots will find it. Your victim is doomed.

Even more evil would be to subscribe them to a porn site mailouts, but that's probably more than anyone deserves.

Obviously, this is pretty nasty and should be saved for extreme measures.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Family recipes are an art and not a science. It's generally mix x, y and z with no quantities specified.

Potato Salad

Boil until done some potatos and hard boil a few eggs. Allow to cool. When cool, chop the potatos and the eggs. Chop some bread and butter pickles and celery. Mix in a large bowl with a bit of mustard and some mayo (roughly 1 spoon of mustard to 4 spoons of mayo). Additional pickle juice may be used to create the right consistency. Refrigerate until time to eat.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

The guy who put for auction a rock to warn people about an ebay scam ended up with a bid for $21. He decided at some point that he'd send a nice little carved rock rather than just one from the drive! Kind of interesting to see.