can you imagine it? Her with a baby This is from a girl who, does not do housework or washing, gets her hair done three times a week. Goes to dubai and fancy restaurants and spends and spends on designer clack.
Does she realise how much is involved bringing up a baby? One dirty nappy and she will pass out and pass baby to her Mum.

If ever HF gets accepted on any University degree, then that establishment should be closed down in shame.

You never know what the future may hold, we might see a headline saying "Professor Helen Flanagan Discovers Cure for All Diseases, Rewrites Einstein's Theory of Relativity and Invents Superfast Computer Chip."

can you imagine it? Her with a baby This is from a girl who, does not do housework or washing, gets her hair done three times a week. Goes to dubai and fancy restaurants and spends and spends on designer clack.
Does she realise how much is involved bringing up a baby? One dirty nappy and she will pass out and pass baby to her Mum.

A housekeeper and a team of nannies on duty 24/7 should solve the problem

You never know what the future may hold, we might see a headline saying "Professor Helen Flanagan Discovers Cure for All Diseases, Rewrites Einstein's Theory of Relativity and Invents Superfast Computer Chip."

But then we have a better chance of seeing a squadron of flying pigs.

More likely:

'Cop an eyeful of lovely jugly Helen's new 40XXX boobs paid for by the readers of w*nk magazine; only 40p in all good newsagents'