Monday, March 21, 2011

Blinky Wants to Be Your Friend

Here at Idle Hands, we are ever vigilant for signs of an oncoming apocalypse, whether it be from flesh starved zombies, semi-intelligent birds, the coming of Skynet or just the earth deciding its had enough of us and shaking us off its back. Today, we are made aware of a cautionary tale which hopes to school the public on the classic theories (and dangers) on living in a society which stagnates while technology evolves past us...sometimes to the point where it sees no further use for us. Thus, we enter the tale of Blinky to our lesson plan. He's here to help you with your chores, cook dinner, clean the house and may always be a heartbeat away from a killspree. Adorable.