Let’s address this upfront: Mickey Rourke is 56, Kim Basinger is 55. And yet they both have complexions like finely steamed leather. Totally natural, right? Maybe! Kim’s agoraphobia could have actually been beneficial to her skin since she’s probably seen less UV ray filled sunlight than your average lady.

But Mickey — jeepers. The man has spent a lifetime smoking, drinking, brawling and drugging with reckless abandon. Obviously, his skin comes courtesy of a truly top notch doc — or that guy from “Silence of the Lambs” who makes flesh suits. Who knows, had Clarice not blown Buffalo Bill away, he might have found his calling as Hollywood’s most inventive plastic surgeon.