Sometimes you just need a big, strong man in your life to hold up your jewelry... with his dick. Or, actually, it doesn't have to be about "need." It can be entirely about "want." And it doesn't have to be…

Some of y'all are still living like the sexual revolution never happened and it's ridiculous. Oh, sometimes you do it doggy style and leave the hallway light on? Wow, don't make her cum too hard, James Deen! Listen, even if…

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

What is this, roleplaying as a foot? Hey, just kidding! Like whatever you wanna like ya dang weirdos. Probably everyone who's into this has to know that it's... different. Maybe this is what happens when knee-high sock fetish grows into…

Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…

Anyone still got a tongue piercing out there? What's that? The porn stars do? Okay, well here's one for the porn stars, then. Actually, this is just an example of one. They have like over 30 designs of tongue jewelry…

Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…

Hey, asshole! Want some chocolate? You bet your sweet ass(hole) you do! If there's one thing Belgians know how to do, it's make chocolate. (They've been doing it since the 1800s, after all. Someone would have probably stopped them by…

Are coloring books the new Tumblr? Because Tumblr hit the scene like ten years ago and their users started posting porn all over the site like 9 years and 364 days ago. Now you can't even open your Tumblr app…