The Karnak Hates Everything Show

The Karnak Hates Everything Show,or "KHES", is a web/sprite comic produced by Karnak, who doubles as the comic's main character. The story, which happens between the comic's odd but copious fillers, chronicle the adventures of Karnak and his various cohorts.

Oh hold on, I'm sorry. It's just I was up all night, murdering your wife.

Wheel doesn't grease itself.

You killed Captain Clown.... YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!

Souls of the damned! I realize you are all condemned to eternally experiencing the utmost levels of pain, but I have good news!... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!