If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam&#39;s gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad), then Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growing, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain&#39;t easy,
And your manhood&#39;s getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has &#39;dissed&#39; us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let&#39;s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We&#39;ll call it treason,
Let&#39;s make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

The message from George Bush, "Blame Iraq for all our problems&#33;&#33;"