Nobody Beats The Gwiz: NFL Week 15 Picks

Last week was an 8-8 showing, with an overall record of 128-79. That’s actually better than my fantasy football team’s and may they rest in peace.

Bengals over Eagles: This of course assumes that the Bengals don’t play hurry up offense with the lead and five minutes to go.

Giants over Falcons: Look for the Giants to burn it up on the turf.

Packers over Bears: People like to focus on the Giants second half swoons, how about the Bears?

Browns over Redskins: The last couple of weeks Washington is winning by the ‘Skins of their teeth, so I’m taking the red hot Brownies!

Vikings over Rams: This one won’t be pretty but so long as Chan Gailey isn’t coaching Minnesota, I’m fairly confident that Adrian Peterson will get the ball plenty and be the difference maker.

Dolphins over Jaguars: My Mom is a Dolphins fan, oh yeah and the Jaguars suck.

Buccaneers over Saints: Buccaneers play just enough defense to get it done.

Broncos over Ravens: If Charlie Batch and Nick Cousins can beat the Ravens, I’m pretty sure Peyton Manning can too.

Colts over Texans: Could I see Houston coming in with a chip on their shoulder? Sure. Do the Colts tend to have the Texans’ number? Yup. Plus, how can anyone think that any team associated with Wade Phillips is going to do anything?

Seahawks over Bills: Oh Canada! I’ll forgive you Seattle, even though you won 58-0 against Arizona and my two Seahawks in fantasy football didn’t do jack. As for Buffalo, I’m pretty sure that Chan Gailey is the only man in the NFL capable of stopping C.J. Spiller. I know that Marshawn Lynch had his issues in Buffalo but watching him now clearly shows that they didn’t know how to use him then either.

Lions over Cardinals: Do I really have to pick a winner here?

Panthers over Chargers: Both pulled off upsets last week, which team will show up this week?

Steelers over Cowboys: Steelers get their heads on straight and the Cowboys let slip away a game they should probably win at home late in the season.

Raiders over Chiefs: Again, do I really have to pick a winner?

Patriots over 49ers: Typically I favor the NFC over the AFC and the 49ers probably have the best defense in the league. However, nobody beats the Patriots in that building in December.

Jets over Titans: Awe hell, let’s throw the Jets a bone and make things interesting for the final two weeks.