Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!Indiana Jones: My professional name.

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Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... Chattar Lal: My misunderstanding.