Happy Easter, everybody. As a small celebration, I here present to you a short excerpt from my forthcoming sitcom-novella, “The Odd Couple Who Are Also Both One God.” It’s about two guys who decide to save money by living together, and who are also God and Jesus, who is also one person/God. Hope you enjoy it!

The main characters, God and Jesus, and their talking pet seagull, Moses.

God stares past His reading glasses, over the the New York Times crossword puzzle that He has already completed, immaculately, in indelible ink. “Well. Look who’s finally risen.”

Christ digs hazily through the pantry closet for a K-cup and does His best to ignore God. He groans and rubs one eye with a stigmatic hand, stopping to peer through the hole at God, now back to reading His morning paper. Under His breath, Christ mumbles two syllables: “asshole.” He then takes three Advil and begins brewing a dark roast.

“I heard that,” says God. “You’d better lose your dog-shit attitude before everyone comes over for Easter dinner. And would it kill you again to shave?”

Stay tuned for more excerpts and keep an eye out on Amazon for the full release!