Seattle (+1) @Detroit Jason: Richard Sherman has changed his Twitter name to Optimus Prime this week for Megatron, and I’m cool with that as long as no one changes their name to Shia LeBeouf. (Detroit)

Stephen: Detroit is like the Seattle of poor cities. (Seahawks)

Miami (+1) @ New York Jets Jason: Reggie Bush better watch himself on that one play where Aaron Maybin comes in. (Dolphins)