New Orleans does several things well, among them making obscene Mardi Gras floats and hating Roger Goodell. Before now, we’d never seen those skills combined. At last, two great tastes that taste great together. Speaking of tastes, the anti-Goodell float shared by UPROXX colleague Cajun Boy has The Rog crawling out of a monster vagina. In response, Goodell will suspend all huge twats, an act that only serves to remove himself from the game. A shrewd trap you’ve set, people of New Orleans.