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A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink, after a while
the barman comes over and asked of the man "hey ya wanna buy a
cock-sucking frog". The man laughs for a while and so the barman
re-assures him he is serious, and if he doesn't believe so, he can try
it out free of charge.
So the bar man passes the guy this frog and sure enough the frog goes
straight for the crotch. later, the man is amazed, "the best damn blow
job I've ever had in my life" splutters the man. So, sure enough, he
buys the frog and makes his way home. On his way he gets a little bored,
and thinks to himself...mmm I think I'll try this again...wow, lights
magic screams of ecstacy....the guy gets another great blow job, this is
great he thinks to himself.
Time goes on and the man finally arrives home w/ a great big grin on his
face, he greets his wife who looks a little curious at what the guy is
carrying under his arm. She asks him what it is and he tells her..."it's
a cock-sucking frog" to which she replies "well.....what do you expect
me to do with that?" at which he looks at the frog, then looks at her
and says.."teach it to cook and FUCK OFF"