Hung Truong Is The Sexiest Man Alive: The Song!

January 26, 2007 | 6 Minute Read

Back in High School, my friend Jennae wrote a song entitled “Hung Truong Is The Sexiest Man Alive.” While cleaning up my room, I found the original manuscript, so I decided to put it up on my blog for your reading pleasure. I think it started out as a one verse joke that got a little carried away. The song is pretty long, a veritable five page opus, so here are the main points:

I, Hung Truong, am the sexiest man alive

Women want me, and men want to be like me

The singer wishes she was my girlfriend, but she can’t be because I’m too good for her because I am the sexiest man alive

It is a fact that I am alive, and not dead

I can beat up superheroes and look better in their clothing

I am courageous and I recite poetry eloquently

A large statue of myself erected in the city center would be desirable to the singer

Maybe I can get Jennae to record it and release the thing as an MP3! If you want the long version, look no further. Since I’m narcissistic and bored, I’ve typed out the whole thing:

Hung Truong Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive,

I wish I was his girlfriend, but I can’t be,

Because he’s too good for me.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive,

Women want him

and men want to be like him.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive.

Yes he is alive that’s so cool

because he’s so sexy,

he’s living and breathing,

that means he’s alive,

and he won’t die for a long long time,

I hope.

The world would be so much darker if Hung died

but it’s happy because he’s alive.

For now

Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive

I wish I was his girlfriend but I can’t be

Because he’s too good for me.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive

Women want him

and men want to be like him.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive

Yes he is so sexy

all the girls scream when he walks in the room

Everybody loves him, he’s so popular

His muscles are huge

and his face is cute.

Yeah he’s so hot.

Every magazine wants him on its cover

But he doesn’t advertize.

Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive

I wish I was his girlfriend, but I can’t be,

Because he’s too good for me.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive,

Women want him

and men want to be like him.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive.

Hung is so wonderful

There’s nothing he can’t do

He’s so skilled in many areas

of life.

He’s so talented and so cool

Everyone thinks he’s sexy.

He’s so amazing in every way

He is a woman’s ideal man.

Every man wants to attain his perfection

Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive

I wish I was his girlfriend, but I can’t be,

Because he’s too good for me.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive,

Women want him

and men want to be like him.

‘Cause Hung Truong is the sexiest man alive.

Yes it’s true that Hung kicks Superman’s butt

He also is stealthier than Bat Man and he looks better in the bat suit too