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Wee Donald, a well-kent character in the Fort, had cause to make his way (back home) to Stornoway. He needed a new pair of slippers to ensure a warm welcome at the family fireside. Into a High Street shoe shop he went, in a hurry. He looked around, asked for size eight slippers, didn’t wait to try them on, and rushed out with the box under his arm. When he got to Stornoway he was, therefore, surprised to find that both slippers were for the left foot. So the only time he’s likely to wear them is at a ceilidh dance, as his prowess on the floor is of the two left feet variety. Aye, Donald Where’s Your Slippers?