Yeah so I... I don't know, I went around and changed the battlefield of an earlier battle of mine, added a "few" more parts to it, tossed a "few" weapons on the field and gathered a bunch of minifigs to fight to the last man standing.

I think the way it's done makes it kind of classified as "battle royale"...?Like, I think it has everything that battle royale generally has aside from something that causes the playing field to shrink, because I couldn't be bothered to bollocks to get my ass around trying to figure out how to implement (a(n at least half-)properly done) one. Oh and one more thing, I made it so that every minifig in the battle has the stats of a Hero, which to say is Skill, 2 Armor and 7" Move, but it's only the stats so they won't have access to doing Heroic Feats.

Okay fuck it enough with the rabbling I'll just put pictures.

Here is the lot of... contestants or something who I'm putting to killing each other.

Wait... There are two Mars Mission Troopers, and the total amount of minifigs is 41 instead of 40? Goddamnit... Well at least I've fixed it in the latter pictures...

Here are some more detailed images of the minifigs, with hopefully kind of sense making names for their Outfits general looks?
From left to right (and back to front (if two minifigs have the same horizontal alignment)): Janitor, Farmer, Construction Worker, Imperial Soldier and Space Criminal.

I had a brainfart so I for some reason tried using dice to select what order to toss the minifigs in and then after a bit I realized I could just do blind draft so I'm not going to put a few pictures here because they would be useless anyway.

Here are some pictures of where I tossed everyone to.

Since everyone was effectively Disrupted on turn 1, I just skipped to turn 2, where everyone is back on their feet.
(Whoops I had forgotten to get Shark Guy up at the right time.)

Okay you know what, I'm going to just send this stuff, and then at some point I'll send photos of fighting... at some point? I mean seriously, I have like... wait... from what it looks like, I got only like 33 photos in this post... Well I have like, at least 60 more ready to be posted at some point, I think?

PS: I ought to get this stuff done in less than like fucking five days or something. And with "this stuff" I mean making this post of the pictures I've taken already...

You know what I should probably make it so that the stuff would maybe kind of at least make sense, so I'll put the photos I've taken so far.

Now that everyone is... like, you know, not Disrupted and stuff they immediately collect all weapons they can get to in order to get to taking the fight to each other?
Ninja and Construction worker go on a head to head Close Combat.

Same is with Agent Chase and Space Criminal.

ADU Officer is in a bit of a tight spot between Diver and Biker.

Farmer and Commercial Aircraft Captain are going to put up a fight while Bootlegger does... something?

Imperial Soldier and Shark Guy arm themselves while Fireman and Henchman struggle over the control of a weapon.

Assasin and Chef are also about to fight.

Power Miner has got himself a reasonable armament.

Space Police Captain leaps to grab a weapon while Racer already has one on himself.

Being unarmed, Explorer makes a swift retreat before guns him down.

Knight managed to get a weapon and remove line of sight from the gun wielding Cameraman.

Clone Trooper moves to engage Police Officer, while Mars Mission Trooper attempts to get a weapon before getting pummeled by the ridiculously poorly armed Modern Soldier.

Snowboarder is "slightly" fucked between Snob and Pirate First Mate, them wielding a shotgun and a pistol respectively.

Janitor has gotten a... horn helmet skull club, while Viking has a small blastgun that he's going to probably use on the Zombie Desert Soldier who's pretty well armed.

USPM has a heavy... rifle(?) that he's about to use on Doctor Goldenhair who has gotten a pistol and... a camera?

Police Officer runs away from Clone Trooper before getting shot, while Deep Sea Diver is going about with a turbine blade club?

I had at one point found Coastguarder laying on the floor of my room, I hadn't even realized I accidentally tossed the minifig... not onto the table...

Because there was everyone everywhere else, I just placed Coastguarder in a spot that already had some stuff and didn't Disrupt him to compensate being not present on turn 1.

Anyway continuing with the... fighting stuff? Racer attacks Space Police Captain, who declares to not parry in order to be able to Counterattack.
He survives the attack just slimly and then proceeds to attack Racer.

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I seem to have forgotten to roll the skill roll or to have taken a photo of it....

His attack isn't any better, and they remain in Close Combat.
Meanwhile at the other end of the place, there's... stuff happening?
Criminal attacks Shark Guy with a Heavy Weapon, while Shark Guy tries to parry with... whatever the fuck that is.
Shark Guy fails his skill roll, against Criminal's heavy attack, and rolls a pathetic 4 for Armor, meaning he gets nailed by Criminal's weapon.
However, since Shark Guy failed to parry a two handed attack with a... Random Object, it'll get knocked back out of his hands... an incredible 20 centimetres...
Thus landing straight in the face of Snowboarder...
Because it's just barely in range, the collision deals minimal damage, and even then Snowboarder just barely survives... He'll be there... until his next turn?
Criminal: "Well that went out nicely."
Next up is Imperial Soldier.
He not only sees a nice quantity of weapons but a potential target to use them on.
He grabs the swords...
And attacks Ninja.
In a desperate attempt to survive, Ninja uses the gun he picked up earlier to parry with.
While he does manage to parry, it doesn't help much because Imperial Soldier didn't come with just one weapon.
He rolls a hefty 8 of damage against Ninja's Armor of 4, outright decapitating him...
Imperial Soldier: "Highly skilled ninja my ass."
Elsewhere Fireman and Henchman are still struggling over the one weapon.
Incredibly enough they both rolled the same in an attempt to shove each other so I decided to just have them literally shove each other simultaneously...
Next to them, Assasin and Chef are putting up a fight.
Chef rolls one on his skill roll so his ranged attack is completely wasted.
Assasin thwacks Chef with the... pipe or antenna sort of weapon?
8 damage against 11 Armor isn't enough to be lethal, so Assasin follows up with... a broken table leg or something?
With a damage of 6 added on the earlier 8, Chef is just barely pummeled to death.
Assasin then grabs Chef's gun to use it instead of the shitty random object.
Elsewhere some (more) fighting is brewing up...
Snob takes a shot at shooting Janitor with his ShotGun.
While he does hit with accuracy, the damage dealt is 4 against... Armor that I apparently forgot to roll... Also having been knocked back, Janitor collides with Viking and both fall over.
However because the impact wasn't way too heavy, neither one of them got Disrupted, allowing Janitor to propose a swift Close Combat attack against Viking.
Thanks to his Weapon being Heavy, Janitor manages to deliver Viking a wallop he ain't recovering from anytime soon.
Pirate First Mate then shoots at Snob with his pistol. Yes I know it's not a good strategy.
Don't ask me why, but for some reason I rolled the damage of the Short-Ranged Weapon with a instead of And even then it didn't score lethal.
Also don't ask me what is the purpose of this picture I got no idea.
After a little while Coastguarder now gets to do action I guess?
He grabs a decent lot of weapons.
And proceeds to attack the unsuspecting Cameraman.
The damage dealt doesn't kill, but Cameraman is now in Close Combat without a Close Combat Weapon, which explains his panic-like movement.
Being ready to ambush, Knight makes an attempt to surprise attack the unsuspecting Cameraman (too).
For like the first time in the entire battle, Knight gets an Overskill, and deals damage almost three times the Armor of Cameraman... (I wonder if I should have made the body straight up explode from the damage.)
Coastguarder's facial expression is very appropriate for the occasion...
Maybe this is enough pictures of a single kill?
Nearby: Explorer literally jumps down a staircase to avoid being shot by .
He lands face first onto the ground, with probably both knees busted... if he actually had any.
Not much happening over here I guess?
Well Police Officer manages to get away from Clone Trooper.
He tries to shoot Janitor but rolls a one so that the attack fucks up just about completely.

Maybe I should like... get area overviews every so often because... not doing so makes it so that only I know the general stuff that's happening... or... something? I mean getting more pictures in general should probably be something that I should do ASAP

Cakeman wrote:Photography more than decent, writing with puns thanks for sharing!

6. Yes I know I have relatively decent photography skills...?
7. Wait I've written puns? I guess I've already forgotten them.
8. I probably wouldn't have gotten around to even trying to make shite of the battle be it not to be posted here.

Hey guess what, I've taken more pictures of this stuff, so I'll just like post them here before I forget to do and/or procrastinate doing this stuff.

Yeah so there is a plenty of fighting going on.
Mars Mission Trooper is getting attacked by Modern Soldier, neither of who possess a good armament.
Modern Soldier attacks rather well with his Walkie-Talkie, barely not being able to kill Mars Mission Trooper, who then counterattacks.
Except a one is rolled for the skill roll and he manages to impale his leg with the sword.
It doesn't help him much when Modern Soldier comes to pummel him with a brick.
But it doesn't kill Mars Mission Trooper either, so he tries to get the sword out of his leg.
At least he does succeed with that so he is able to use it next turn, hopefully to not impale his leg again.
Meanwhile nearby.
Zombie Desert Soldier attacks Janitor, who is unable to defend due to having already spent his actions the earlier in the turn.
Janitor is nearly dead with 6 damage versus 6 Armor, so Zombie Desert Soldier attacks again.
The ten damage of the attack is enjoyably enough to kill Janitor.
A bit further away Undead Super Power Miner and Doctor Goldenhair are about to put up a firefight.
Only one of them manages to actually hit the other, and just barely.
Not only that, but it's barely off lethal too.
Nearby, one minifig is about to probably get shredded by a... turbine blade weapon sort of thing?
Deep Sea Diver is about to show Police Officer that he means business.
By... well... shredding Police Officers neck?
Deep Sea Diver: "Try parrying next time."
Space Police Officer is going to do some... Space Police-ing? Also known as taking down space criminals.
He discards the Long-Ranged Weapon for a Heavy Weapon, much more useful in close combat.
Space Criminal Leader sees an opportunity to attack Explorer, who obviously isn't going to attempt to parry while being Disrupted.
(Un)surprisingly, Space Criminal Leader manages to make Explorer's neck equally existant as his knees, means decapitation to Explorer. also tries attacking Space Criminal Leader.
Weight on the word "tries"...
Space Police Officer wants to have a close meeting with his weapon and Space Criminal Leader's face.
But once again the damage equals Armor rolled so no one dies.

From what it looks like, that's (finally) the... first... well technically second, turn done? Here are some overviews.

I think it's there literally just because I had a pile of bricks, on top of which I decided to put a spider and give it a flame and then I just put the turkey thing over the flame so that it wouldn't fall off.

I actually have just about no idea about where it's from, I've probably obtained it from a flea market or something... It's probably from some pretty old coast guard set or something, because the manufacturing year seems to be 2002, based on that year being printed next to the model number and logo on the bottom of the plate.