Thanks to Pixie for sending this to me — there is a free test at IQtest.com that consists of thirty-eight questions. My score was 128, which is slightly above average. While I realize no online test is a true IQ test, the results seem to be in line with the results of my MENSA online quiz. I wish the IQtest.com test had a breakdown of what I got right versus what I got wrong; I’m willing to bet I missed almost all of the geometry questions and some of the mathematics questions. The language-based questions seemed very easy to me.

Like the MENSA test, you are not supposed to use anything other than your mind to answer the questions. Some of you used pen and paper, tea leaves, or whatever the fuck to get higher results. Just imagine the letters and numbers in your head this time, okay?

Warning: the test will require an email address for your results. If this skeeves you out, make a new disposable address, or use a spam-address. The site will also try to get you to buy personalized “intelligence analysis” results for $10. You don’t need to buy anything to get your results. I took this screenshot to show you what NOT to click.

WordPress doesn’t like me. It doesn’t want to allow me to edit my comment. I wanted to fix the first sentence so it’s actually a complete thought. My error is below.

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