Before There Was American Idol...

...There was Stairway to Stardom. Filmed in what looks like your uncle's rec room, Stairway to Stardom was the show where a thousand dreams set sail...and probably sank into oblivion. But you can't say they didn't fight the poignant fight. Here, our protagonist isn't just sailing in a tsunami, she seems to have been outfitted by the Hefty Bags fashion line. (Thanks, sharpeworld!)