Photo Shoot From the Stands

I was supposed to have media credentials this season, which would have allowed me to photograph the Phoenix Suns from court side, but apparently that was an outrageous request.

I am now forced to document the games as a spectator, behind cougars (who have to wear leather when it's cold, cuz lyke, it looks soooo gooood), and surrounded by wealthy Phoenix socialites who casually catch a few quarters of the game and then jet for the exits. Can you blame 'em? The Kardashians are on again.

Rest assured, I managed to have a great time, mostly because my roommate Scott was screaming verbal hate at "Slopez", harassing Gentry for the lack of minutes for J-Child, and yelling "buckets" and "cookies" after every basket made and every steal attained.