It came! An abundance--nay, a plethora!--of cookies!

All the redditors on Reddit like Christmas a lot. But Evil Bob, the mail worker, did not. He despised the Christmas gifts he saw going by, certain that he would never receive anything as nice.

One December morning, Evil Bob could resist no longer, and snatched a certain package out of the mail routing system for indefinite detention. And your humble redditor, who had been promised cookies, wept bitter tears into her Christmastime eggnog.

But lo! Evil Bob eventually repented of his evilness, and the package was delivered! And I had just one half-quart of eggnog left.

They are a little crunchy, but still delicious. Check them out--marvel at the WORK Santa put into them! There's little jam sandwiches and coconut clusters and wee gingerbread cutouts and some of those buttery crescent-shaped things that melt in your mouth!

Thank you, Santa, for all your hard work and good taste, and for injecting a bit of Christmastime merriness into a cold January day.