Belly Button

Mr. Lunt: Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguiseBoyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can denyMr. Lunt: Baby that I'm the one whose love is no surpriseBoyz: And he can't tell you no lieMr. Lunt: But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no moreBoyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you beforeLunt: Baby!

Mr. Lunt: Baby please don't squeal, just tell me how you feelBoyz: 'Cause his love is for realMr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never healBoyz: So to you he appealsMr. Lunt: There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignoreBoyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you beforeLunt: Baby!

Boyz: He needs to tell you somethingMr. Lunt: I don't got a bellybuttonOh I need to tell you somethingBoyz: Can you figure it outHe don't got a bellybuttonBoyz: Bellybutton no, oh no no

Khalil: Bellybutton!Boyz: Uh, uhKhalil: Bellybutton!Boyz: Uh, uhKhalil: You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarmIt's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harmYou're technically a fruit and with that much being said;Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to knowIt'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMOBoyz: Bellybutton!Khalil: Uh, uhBoyz: BellybuttonKhalil: Uh, uh

Mr. Lunt: a stylish something absent from my midriff's decorBoyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you beforeLunt: Baby!

Boyz: He need to tell you somethingMr. Lunt: I don't got a belly buttonOh I need to tell you somethingBoyz: Can you figure it outHe don't got a belly buttonBoyz: Belly button no, oh no noLunt and Boyz: No belly button!

Pizza Angel

Larry: Got the munchies on that fateful night, round eight 'o clock. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, 'cause I waited for hours and...no pizza.

I set the table with a paper plateHow would I know that it'd be late? It's taken so long, where could it be? Had a thirty minute guarantee

Monkey

Narrator: And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Today Larry and Bob were on a photo safari, hot on the trail of a monkey...or an ape. We don’t know which, hence the song.Larry: If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkeyEven if it has a monkey kinda shapeIf it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkeyIf it doesn’t have a tailIt’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkeyBob: Let’s see if we can catch it on the tape!Larry: You can very plainly see if it’s a monkeyIf it doesn’t have a tailIt’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!Bob: Look, there it goes, there it goes,I don’t know, I can’t tell if it’s a monkey or an ape!Larry: It’s very simple, Bob...If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkeyIf it doesn’t have a tailIt’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!Bob: Larry, I’m not so sure...Larry: Boogawooga, isn’t that a monkey?Bob: Boogawooga, maybe it’s an ape!Larry: If it’s a nickel or a salad or a pillowIf it doesn’t have a tail It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!Bob: If it doesn’t have a tail?Larry: It’s not a monkey!Bob: Are you sure that’s what you really mean to say?A camera has no tail!Larry: It’s not a monkeyIf it doesn’t have a tailIt’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!Larry: Then it’s a monkeyBob: A comet has a tail!Larry: It’s a monkeyBob: A bubble doesn’t have a...Larry: Then it’s not a monkey,If it doesn’t have a tailIt’s not a monkey...Bob: It’s an ape?Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...Larry: Shh! (they duck down) Look, there it goes! In the trees, follow me! It’s gotta be a monkey or an ape!I can’t believe it’s trueAll this time, I’ve searched for youSnap the picture,Take the shot!We’re among the lucky few!We finally did it, Photographer!We’ve discovered what we’re after!Let me look!Is it an ape?Bob: Larry... this is a disaster. (they are standing next to a cow)Larry: It’s a monkey!Bob: Ahem, Larry...that’s a cow. Not a...Larry: That was exhilarating! Let’s find more!If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkeyEven if it has a monkey kinda shapeIf it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkeyIf it doesn’t have a tailIt’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bob say...Bob: Larry, you don’t have a tail.Larry: I don’t?Bob: Nope, and neither do I!Larry: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Bob.Bob: What do you mean?Larry: Oh, nothin’... (Bob starts to walk off...he has a tail)