Splatters heads towards the tavern to catch up with the group. He arrives in time to catch a heal from Spells and to watch the bartender be stabbed by Breaks, and have his face smashed by Enjoys. Together, they deal a staggering 15 damage to the unarmed human.

Meanwhile, Hairy downs her Blood-Orange Liqueur as she heads to the storage room. She thinks about searching for supplies, but she suddenly feels really, really sleepy. She curls up in a crate to take a nap.

The rest of the goblins head to the VIP room. Gnashes and Lina both down their drinks with no ill effects.

Maglubiyet’s Guidance: Still no movement from the cleric.

SPOILERS:Thank you all for having patience with me for the unexpected break for the past month. Updates will now resume on the same schedule as prior to the break. That means daily updates Monday through Thursday, and 1 update on either Saturday or Sunday. Now, as for the replacement for SharesLoot, time for the random selection.Our applicants are:YoungAndBeautifulnarie666nikohl

Rolling a d3: 1 for Y&B, 2 for narie, 3 for nikohl. The winner is #1. Congratulations YoungAndBeautiful. You are the proud owner of a goblin psychopath. If you post consistently for 3 updates in a row, you will be the permanent player. You will have the same option given to Slams. You may either keep Hairy or replace her with another goblin.

Enjoys takes the coins he used to bribe the bartender, his eye patch, and as much booze as he has time to grab in one turn.

SPOILERS:Ah, it's good to have this game back. It fulfills the bloodlust like other games don't.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.-George Carlin

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. -Mark Twain

I thought this must be obvious to everyone else, as it seemed obvious to me; and that, if once it became apparent that we were on the edge, all the Great Powers would call a halt and recoil from the abyss. -Edward Grey

"I hate to admit it, but for once he might be right. This place is almost as crappy looking as the cell I was locked up in. *sigh* The best we can hope for is that the big oaf left something of value in here."Gets will try to move the dart board and see if there's anything behind it. Then he checks under the blanket, the mattress, between the bed and the wall, and finally he'll cut open the mattress to see if there's anything inside.

SPOILERS:Oh yeah, the dice like me again! Alse,thank you for the welcome, slams.

@ Reads: could you please supply me with the color-code of Hairy as well as a reminder what her items (the healing potion in particular) do?

Hairy will wake up, get out of the crate and frisk it, and the other crates, too, if she still got time for that. Then she'll grumble a bit about the lack of something to mutilate in this room to her precious.

"Oh Great Maglubiyet, Please help me find,Something that will expand my mind!"Spells Disaster moves to the VIP room and examines the thing on the table next to the bottle.

Spells Disaster throws a quick heal at whomever needs it the most before taking a peek in the Storage room, because everyone knows that Storage rooms are the perfect place to hide magic items.Spells Disaster will search through the crates for anything interesting.

SPOILERS:Also... Hooray for Clan Rampage starting up again! So glad you are back, Reads!

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SPOILERS:Sorry! I missed that. I'll edit my post to continue healing duties and check out the storage room like I had previously posted, but which was apparently missed.

SPOILERS:Sorry, but your action said you were healing before going into the room. Healing is a major action and ends your turn. Nothing is really lost, though, since entering the unexplored storage room would have ended your turn before searching anyways. Now that the room is explored, you can enter as a free action.

Splatters heads to the storage room and rummages about for any valuable goods. He finds a [Sleeping Goblin]! He also finds a [Case of Wine]. Spells heals Breaks before he enters the storage room, and due to the goodwill of the GM still has time to search a crate. He finds a bag containing 5 servings of [Salted Beer Nuts]. From the first crate they hear sleepy mumblings about Mute Elation or some nonsense.

Enjoys reclaims his gold, along with the eye patch from the fallen bartender. It’s quite striking! He also claims one of the bottles, deciding on the one that brings out the color of his skin. He takes the bottle of [Blue Curacao]. Breaks mutters some ill-conceived one-liners before directing his frustrations towards one of the beer taps. He dislodges it quite easily and is rewarded for his creativity with the [Beer Tap Tonfa].

Gets takes down the dart board, leaning it against the wall on the floor. He then stabs the bed for good measure, but doesn’t find any hidden items or compartments. Lina grabs the item from the table, which turns out to be a [Dart Case]. Gnashes grabs ahold of the VIP drink of choice, [Strong Spirits]. Chews watches on in fascination/boredom.

SPOILERS:Ok, we have the darts, now all we need is a toy car, some surgical tubeing, some poison, and a paint gun and we'll unstopable!

"This is a nice town, friendly people. We should burn it to the ground when we leave." Enjoys says as he grabs some more random booze, and keeps an eye (ha!) on the door.

SPOILERS:Edit: Scratch that, already got posion!

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.-George Carlin

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. -Mark Twain

I thought this must be obvious to everyone else, as it seemed obvious to me; and that, if once it became apparent that we were on the edge, all the Great Powers would call a halt and recoil from the abyss. -Edward Grey

After Gnashes leaves the room, but before Lina leaves, "What a tool. If one of those darts you just found end up in his backside, you won't hear me complaining. Anyway this place turned out to be boring as hell, but I know where we can go to have some real fun. Sacrilegious fun to be specific Come on." Gets takes Lina by the end and leads her out in the direction of the Chapel (assuming you're also going that way Slams).

ReadsVoraciously wrote:Splatters heads to the storage room and rummages about for any valuable goods. He finds a [Sleeping Goblin]!

So, is Hairy now in the inventory of Splatters? Anyway, thank you very much for the info on her stuff. The list of items is there in the first post of the thread, but not their porperties.

Hairy will wake up now and free herself from the mess she is in, if need may be, by kicking hard. "Dang I had the worst dream ever. Nothing to kill was around, so my gutting talents were utterly wasted. Eek. The dream seems to have become true!" she screams, horrified.Then she'll search any crates still containing something unknown. If she's done with that, or if there are no more crates with interesting new contents, she'll head towards the dart board.

"Actually gentlemen, I want to talk to Splatters, if you excuse me. He has everything a girl could need." Lina heads towards Splatters in an attempt to possess the mighty crossbow. Hopefully these darts could be applied to that crossbow.. If she can reach Splatters this turn: "Splatters, be a doll and pass me that crossbow will you? Pretty please?"

Spells Disaster examines the [Salted Beer Nuts] and exclaims, "Aha! Truly I have stumbled upon a most devastating weapon should we chance to be faced by a foe with peanut allergies!"Spells Disaster casts Heal at Splatters while searching through more crates and praying to Maglubiyet for guidance to the magical artifacts that the bar tender was no doubt smuggling to see on the black market."Oh Great Maglubiyet, Please help me find,Something that will expand my mind!"

YoungAndBeautiful wrote:So, is Hairy now in the inventory of Splatters?

Quite possibly. I do seem to be carrying everything! What's an extra goblin's weight to the heaps of armor I'm carrying about for any new goblins we discover?

Splatters casually tosses the crossbow and darts to Lina as she arrives, before decidedly going to loot the last crate (Assuming opening and searching through is a major, after all) or, if they all get searched, heads out with the others.