* Dan and Jen in the same scenes so more convenient ffwding* No more "Oh, but [Dan or Jen] you two belong together" pep talks from the Salem chorus. (That's going to cut the dialogue in half. How on earth are they going to fill it?)

Anything else?

I've decided my positive spin on it is that every time there is a Fetch scene, I will:

a) Fast forward my DVR through that crap, andb) pause the DVR before the next watchable scene and tweet a fact about Jack Deveraux.