User:Contestant/HowTo:Fuck it up

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For most people, fucking it up is a piece of cake. These people, known colloquially as "upfuckers," specialize in the art of determining a situation and destroying it. Unfortunately, not all of us can be as skilled as they. For those who lack the necessary ability, we proudly present how you yourself can fuck it up.

If you're in the wrong place, fucking it up may not be beneficial. For example, if you are currently at the 6th AnnualFuck It Up Convention, or Fupcon, trying to fuck it up may actually be counter-productive; Fupcons 1 through 5 were all fucked up by the organizers, as would be expected. Your fuck up attempt may actually counteract the fuck up attempts of the organizers, and would cause the events to proceed un-fucked-up. Essentially, you would be fucking up your own fuck up. That's fucked up.

Does this situation require fucking up? It could be that it's fucked up enough already, or fucked up beyond all recognition. It could be that your attempt at fucking it up could go unnoticed in the sea of fuckuppery that has already transpired. If you want your fuck ups to be at their utmost effectiveness, make sure that whatever is happening around you is not fucked up.yet.

If you're all alone, don't try to fuck it up unless you're into sadomasochistic fuckuppery, which is a level of fucked up in and of itself. Fucking up is a group experience, that must be shared with others. Don't deprive your fellow man of the potential hilarity and/or sheer genius of your fuck up.