5. PERSONAL ATTORNEY
Michael Cohen, where you goin’?
……………………Prague?
Michael Cohen, you be knowin’,
The tail wags the dog.

6. DISGRACED NATSEC ADVISER
Mike Flynn! Mike Flynn! You sold us out
To the Russians and the Turks!
Mike Flynn! Mike Flynn! You sold us out
To the autocratic jerks.
Is treason what Trump meant by “winning?”
Let’s call life in prison “Flynning.”

8. CHAMPAGNE POPSICLE SUCKER
Ivanka cares about the earth.
That’s what Ivanka said.
Ivanka had one job to do.
Ivanka crapped the bed.
Ivanka seems like she’s so nice,
Ivanka teems with poise,
Ivanka’s just as odious
As The Donald’s boys.