Contrary to popular belief, clams frequently suffer from clinical depression.

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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED

I've lived in this house for about three years now, and the people who had it before me had flowers everywhere. I don't know how to take care of flowers, so I've been trying to kill them by not watering them or anything. THEY WON'T DIE! I've finally decided that I'm going to claim my yard one bit at a time. I started clearing out one section, by digging it up and taking the rake and trying to get as many bulbs and other things out as I can. Problem is I'm a fat, lazy, keyboard jockey who doesn't do much physical work. Now I'm a fat, lazy, sore, keyboard jockey who has 1/4 of my total goal turned into turn. When I heal up I'm planting a garden. I'll grow it and take care of it as long as I can eat it. Did I mention how much I hurt?