This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions. New to the site? This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.

The end of this series a good place to start. Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats. They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled! Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch!

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings. It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests. It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Hello everyone and WELCOME BACK to Motion Picture Meltdown as we kick off our Season 5. Yes, five seasons. We can't believe and neither should you! We promise to bring you the cream of the crop when it comes to nonsensical horrible movies this season, and we start off by roasting the 1984 Scyfy adventure movie The Ice Pirates as well as one of everyone's favorite cheesy films, Flash Gordon. In this podcast Philip, Mark, and I are all still together and kickin' as we talk about Max Von Sydow's blood bathing routine, Sam Jones' acting/for/cocaine policy, welfare Mad Max/Star Wars, and Ian Flemming's secret murder group. Enjoy!

Welcome everyone to the Season 4 finale of Motion Picture Meltown! Since we just passed Christmas, we thought a great combo to end up the season would be cinaphile favorites, Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. In this episode, Mark, Phil, myself, and a returning Cheats "Three Meats - The Street" McGee go over the millions of child protective laws being broken, the facts that favor both of these movies as Christmas movies (no matter what Agent Bill H. Deaton says), as well as talk about Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci's Nine lives in these movies. Enjoy!

Hello everyone, and welcome to part 3 of the MPM MONTH OF CHRISTMAS! And yes, we are fully aware that Christmas is over, but our episodes were recorded before it, so SUCK IT! and what better way to pass the time before we kick off Season Five in two week! In this episode, Mark, Philip, and I roast another Arnold movie in Jingle All The Way and another Ernest movie in Ernest Saves Christmas!. Enjoy!

Hello everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown hope your enjoying your Holiday season, and eating lots of shit to make you fat like us too! Here we are at week #2 of MPM's Month of Christmas. Unfortunately, Mark had some horse masturbating to do, so this week only Philip and myself get to roast two movies that can only be described as the the true meat and potatoes of what MPM roasting is all about. We podcast Jack Frost and Santa's Slay. In this episode, you'll hear things like the do's and don'ts when it comes to doing wrestling moves in movies, how to make your own snowman killer from Hobby Lobby supplies, and that Bill Goldberg has to scare his children every night. Enjoy!

Happy Holidays, Motion Picture Meltdownites! Welcome to our very first Motion Picture Meltdown: Month of Christmas! This year, Mark, Philip, and myself have decided to devote the entire month of December to Christmas movies! We promise to mix it up and throw in some good with the usual terrible. Each week will be a different part of the special month as we close out our Season 4. But don't worry, we aren't going to break, and are going straight into Season 5 due to all that time we took off last year! Anyway! To kick off our special month, we're roasting the original Black Christmas as well as the 2006 remake. In this episode, you'll hear the likes of distinguishing good classic horror from bad, comparisons with other classic 70's horror flicks, and wow...one of us even liked one of these movies. Enjoy!