FUN YOUNG ONION RINGS

Become the Lord of the Onion Rings

It’s hard to say no to someone who is fun and young (and legal, obviously). The same goes for a delicious side order liked baked onion rings. These finger foods are lower in fat so it doesn’t feel like a brick floating in your rotting guts. That’s one less reason to not get laid. These will keep you satisfied, but limber enough to make your move. Your date won’t complain about these rings being too oily and ruining their favorite outfit when you put your ungreasy paws all over them. So grope away like Frodo, the Lord of the Onion Rings.

Total time: approximately 30 minutes

Projected cost: $4

Drinking Buddy: Beer or soda

Ingredients:

1. 1 cup of cornflakes

2. 1 teaspoon of Cajun seasoning

3. 1 tablespoon of sugar

4. ½ teaspoon of salt

5. 1 egg

6. 1 onion cut into ½ rounds, then rings separated

Step 1

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. First crush the cornflakes without pulverizing them. Combine together with Cajun seasoning, salt and sugar. In a separate bowl, beat an egg thoroughly. Dip the separated onion rings in the egg and then the cornflake breading.

Step 2

Lay each dipped onion ring on a greased baking sheet. Throw into the oven and cook until the breading is crispy and clings to the onions (approx 20-25 min). Use a spatula to pry each onion ring off. Serve them up on a plate with your favorite condom-ment or with a SINWICH.