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The Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results part 3 of 4 – best LEGS in k-pop

The Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results are back, with part three! Read on for the best legs in k-pop!

The 2017 Kpopalypse Objectification Survey used more categories and a new, more nuanced scoring system for greater objectification accuracy. Respondents were asked to list three people in each category, in preference order with best first. The scoring system was thus:

Your first choice was weighted 100% higher than your second choice
Your second choice was weighted 66% higher than your third choice
If you doubled or tripled on choices, only the first choice was counted
Choices after the third were disregarded in all cases

Scores were then tallied to give the final result across all categories. The four results posts are as follows:

BEST FEMALE LEGS

#1 – HWASA – MAMAMOO

471 points

2017 included the introduction of legs as a brand new category due to popular demand, and much of that popular demand was driven by Hwasa. Many people may have felt that Hwasa was always going to walk away with this one, but the truth is that her #1 placing was a narrower victory than expected. Her victory may have been slim, but Hwasa’s thighs were anything but.

#2 – YURA – GIRL’S DAY

466 points

The Curse Of Yura strikes again! It appears to be impossible for Yura to win #1 in any Kpopalypse poll. With Girl’s Day’s lifespan nearing its end as they are gradually superceded by newer younger groups, it’s unlikely that Yura will perform any better in Kpopalypse polls in the future. Still, her showing against Hwasa was particularly impressive given that Girl’s Day are basically defunct at this point.

#3 – SEOLHYUN – AOA

433 points

Seolhyun placed well among all Kpopalypse polls this year and the new legs category was no exception, with readers clearly feeling that Seolhyun’s legs were some combination of cool, hot, fresh and/or fly.

#4 – NANA – AFTER SCHOOL/ORANGE CARAMEL

315 points

There was a bit of a dip after the top three contenders, but people still remembered that Nana is known for doing k-pop occasionally, and that her legs were of interest to many.

#5 – SOOYOUNG – GIRLS’ GENERATION

177 points

I never included the legs category in these polls because I’m not really a legs person, however if I was a legs person, I definitely wouldn’t be into Sooyoung’s stick-skinny legs which are barely even there. Kpopalypse poll results are proof of the varied personal taste of k-pop leg appreciators.

#6 – CHENG XIAO – WJSN (COSMIC GIRLS)

176 points

To prove the point, an almost-equal amount of Kpopalypse readers who voted for Sooyoung also voted for Cheng Xiao’s athletic legs that look like they could (and should) snap Johnny Noh’s neck.

#7 – BORA – (EX) SISTAR

165 points

Who the fuck knows what Bora will do with herself now that Sistar have disbanded, apart from placing highly in Kpopalypse fap posts of course.

#8 – HYOLYN – (EX) SISTAR

153 points

Hyolyn on the other hand is probably on her way to a long-lasting solo career, notwithstanding some horrible misfortune like being abducted by a legs-obsessed Kpopalypse reader.

#9 – CHOA – (EX) AOA

151 points

Choa performed worse in legs than in all other categories for the Kpopalypse Objectification Survey this year, but when #9 is your worst position, you know you’re rating pretty highly across the board for k-pop fappers.

#10 – KYUNGRI – NINE MUSES

140 points

For a group that has always struggled for notoriety, Kyungri’s performance in the survey results was impressive, proving herself as k-pop’s eternal nugu legs queen.

#11 – HYOMIN – T-ARA

121 points

Hyomin performed well across most categories and her patented “one-storey shoes” technique helped her secure a high position in the Kpopalypse legs poll.

#12 – ARIN – OH MY GIRL

115 points

At first when I saw tons of people voting for Arin (who had never achieved double digits in any category the previous year) I wondered if they were being serious or if it was some kind of inside joke, and then I checked Arin and realised that it was her legs that were serious and my leg-sensing abilities that were the joke. Kpopalypse will reflect!

#13 – SUA – DREAMCATCHER

110 points

Proof that no legs are too nugu for Kpopalypse readers, Sua performed admirably in the Kpopalypse rankings despite maybe only three people outside of this blog’s readership knowing who she is.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Yuri – Girls’ Generation

#15 – Hyejeong – AOA

#16 – Momo – Twice

#17 – Hyosung – Secret

#18 – Hani – EXID

#19 – Nayoung – Pristin

#20 – Hyuna – (ex) 4Minute

#21 – Dahye – BESTie

#22 – Minah – Girl’s Day

#23 – Soyou – Sistar

#24 – Jaekyung – Rainbow

#25 – Jiyeon – T-ara

#26 – Jeongyeon – Twice

#27 – Krystal – f(x)

#28 – Eunjung – T-ara

#29 – Tzuyu – Twice

#30 – Sowon – Gfriend

#31 – Joy – Red Velvet

#32 – Uee – After School

#33 – Hyeri – Girl’s Day

#34 – Victoria – f(x)

#35 – Yooa – Oh My Girl

#36 – Lee Hyori

#37 – Uji – BESTie

#38 – Jei – Fiestar

#39 – Nara – Hello Venus

#40 – Rose – Blackpink

#41 – Seulgi – Red Velvet

#42 – Bom – 2NE1

#43 – Seohyun – Girls’ Generation

#44 – Fei – miss A

BONUS VIDEO CONTENT

Here’s a list of the top 21 female legs as created by a loyal reader, Kpopalypse thanks you for your services in caonima action!

It wouldn’t be a Kpopalypse Objectification Survey if everyone in k-pop didn’t get a chance to be objectified, so here we go with 2017’s male picks for this first-ever new category!

BEST MALE LEGS

#1 – JUNGKOOK – BTS

314 points

Kpopalypse readers knew what they wanted and it was Jungkook, with his legs easily taking the #1 position in the results.

#2 – JIMIN – BTS

262 points

BTS delivered an easy 1-2 punch in the results. These boy scouts may have been bulletproof but they certainly weren’t fap-proof in 2017.

#3 – WONHO – MONSTA X

153 points

Monsta X are emerging as the new fap favourites across the board for Kpopalypse readers and Wonho put on a strong showing in this new category.

#4 – SEHUN – EXO

125 points

Sehun is pretty skinny, so I’m calling him the male Sooyoung from now on. Maybe some of you thirsty readers can ship them with some erotic fanfics.

#5 – JACKSON – GOT7

122 points

Jackson doesn’t flaunt his legs that much but I guess it’s what he can do with them, right? Look at those worn jeans, they’ve seen better days, surely JYP has a few spare pairs of durable plastic pants Jackson can borrow.

#6 – WOW – ACE

118 points

Who? I had to research these nugus, but it seems you all were well aware of the boys from ACE and their leg-flaunting ways. Apparently Wow is in the above photo, but I could be wrong, it was hard to find quality images of any of these guys.

#7 – LEO – VIXX

94 points

While it was hard to find images or video of Leo not clad in his customary black jeans, this wasn’t enough to deter caonimas from using their finely honed man-meat detection skills and award Leo a top ten ranking.

#8 – SUGA – BTS

88 points

Many of you lawbreaking readers were unafraid to cross the police cordon in this photo to fap to Suga’s legs. I guess he needs better security.

#9 – MINHO – SHINEE

84 points

Minho isn’t really one for getting his legs exposed at concerts, but there’s plenty of other fap material of the SHINee star on offer which didn’t escape the attention of readers.

#10 – SHINDONG – SUPER JUNIOR

76 points

You knew it had to be. Shindong rounds out the top 10, pity he has to be all problematic by copying Hyuna’s yolo fashion. HYUNA’S COSTUME IS NOT A COSTUME.

#11 – JUN – ACE

73 points

I put them all here, just to remind you: if all the people who just filled out “those boys from ACE” actually listed between one and three individuals from ACE in order like the survey fucking asked, then I wouldn’t have had to invalidate a fuckton of votes for these guys and at least one of them may have even beaten the top two BTS contenders, that’s how many invalid votes for ACE there were. If you want your votes to be counted, read the instructions and vote properly, caonimas!

#12 – KAI – EXO

66 points

There’s still plenty of EXO fans out there who like legs among Kpopalypse readers. Kai’s legs are apparently so good he needs two pairs of shoes for his photoshoot above.

#13 – T.O.P – BIGBANG

65 points

The last of the final 13 is T.O.P, proving that if nothing else, the rumours that marijuana stunts your growth that your parents told you were all bullshit.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Rap Monster – BTS

#15 – Rain

#16 – Changmin – TVXQ

#17 – Jooheon – Monsta X

#18 – Onew – SHINee

#19 – J-Hope – BTS

#20 – Sungyeol – Infinite

#21 – Taemin – SHINee

#22 – Donghun – ACE

#23 – Jin – BTS

#24 – Shownu – Monsta X

#25 – Doojoon – Highlight

#26 – Lay – EXO

#27 – Johnny – NCT 127

#28 – Kang Daniel – Wanna One

#29 – Ken – VIXX

#30 – U-Kwon – Block B

#31 – JB – GOT7

#32 – S.Coups – Seventeen

#33 – BamBam – GOT7

#34 – DK – Seventeen

#35 – Chanyeon – EXO

#36 – Mingyu – Seventeen

#37 – Seungjun – KNK

#38 – V – BTS

#39 – Key – SHINee

#40 – Nickhyun – 2PM

#41 – Youngjae – BAP

#42 – N/Hakyeon – VIXX

#43 – Daesung – BigBang

#44 – Seunghoon – Winner

That’s all for the legs survey! Part four coming soon, which has all the results for most attractive overall males and females for 2017 – expect it fondly!

Hwasa! Damn, her legs are perfect! Also SISTAR: holy fuck! And Choa! I just beg to differ on Sua: I think Dreamcatcher made an awesome debut, & I think maybe 300 people know her beyond this blog… Glad to see Gfriend showing up in your polls now! Of course it’s Sowon, she has (ahem) legs for days…! They’re why she gets called “giraffe” a lot. 🙂 But she really is beautiful, she could easily be a hot fashion model.

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