How To Spend St. Patrick’s Day Like The Ultimate Irishman, Jimmy McNulty

Short of eating a green bagel, listening to that one Dropkick Murphys’ song you know, or vomiting everywhere, there’s only good way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day: like Jimmy McNulty, everyone’s favorite former-Naboo guard on The Wire. As great as It’s Always Sunny‘s Charlie and Mac and The Simpsons‘ pyromaniac leprechaun are, McNulty is THE Irish TV character you should look to emulate today to show off your drunken Irish pride.

Here are 15 ways how. The f*ck did you do? You had a great St. Patrick’s Day.