It’s Friday afternoon and it’s rained for 900 consecutive days. Let’s fight about ranking barbecue side dishes. Are you ready? Here we go:

1. Hush puppies

2. Cornbread

3. Baked beans

4. Vinegar slaw

5. White bread/rolls/biscuits

6. Corn on the cob

7. Mac and cheese

8. Collard greens

9. Fries

10. Green Salad

11. Pasta salad

12. Potato salad

13. Succotash

14. Being thrown off a dam

15. Mayo coleslaw

Let’s argue about this a little bit more in this week’s Deadcast, shall we? Also up for discussion: folding underwear, Tim Duncan, easy jobs, peyton for president, leftover salad, pistachios, and more. If you have any tipsyou’d like to submit the podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.