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paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my butt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your bum and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.

"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."