I thought since we have sooooo many new peeps that have got to have these JFBD's at least once in awhile and it would be a kick for them to read and perhaps post in here

It started with a Story ( true) about someone Shell knew that to make a long story short had a jellyfish attached to Butt literally lol

C'Mon peeps fess up here is where you can tell anything at all your most embarrising or worst day of your life so far

This is good to get it out believe me I think I was number 1 poster on this for a few days.............

Thankfully Shell Rosie and Wednesday had their super heroe JFBD suits on ( looking really good I might add lol) to help us out and get the beggars , kept them busy we did so lets see how many fess up and talk about their JFBD

my 2nd day of teaching, i was wearing a new skirt- very cool with different length layers. i went downstairs to the staff ladies room at lunch, and then had to walk through the main quad and up 2 flights of stairs to get back to my staffroom. boys were wolf whistleing at me, kids calling out "miss you are sexy!" and (i was 25) i started thinking YEAH! i still have it!

got back to the staffroom where annoying work experience boy asked me if my skirt was "meant to look like that?" i gave him a lecture about fashion and how the different lengths of layers were cool. he replied "no, i mean is your skirt meant to be tucked into your undies?"

OMG! i swivelled around to see that yes indeed, my black lacy underwear was on show for the whole school to see (and as i am 6ft tall) i was showing a WHOLE lotta leg. one of the layers was tucked into my undies (thank goodness it wasnt washing day and i wasnt wearing big old grandma undies) but sheesh- ive never lived that one down. work experience boy became a teacher and he likes to remind me of my 'fashion tips' day, three years ago.

that right there is MY jellyfish story. now come on, spill!

'He heals the broken hearted and binds up their wounds.' (Psalm 147:3)

teaching a particularly obnoxious yr9 class where the boys were being rude and showing off etc. i bawled them out, had a bit of a yell, and meant to say, (for the big finale) "No one thinks you are smart, OR funny!"

However, it came out like this: "No one thinks you are Fart, or Smunny!"

oh the shame- it totally ruined my big spiel.

'He heals the broken hearted and binds up their wounds.' (Psalm 147:3)

roflmbo. . . Poor Maz. . . I'm sorry but you are a very descriptive person (that's why I've said you should be a writer several times :)

Just the other day I was in the parking lot of the store all bundled up like Ralphie's little brother in "A Christmas Story." So I was hobbling along with my cane and I started sliding and could not stop. . . I tried to use my cane to stop me but ended up spinning in circles flapping my arms up and down like a retarded seagull until I crashed against the dumpster that had a half shed over it causing snow/ice to cascade down. . . Oh, my! I just started laughing hysterically while half the people in the parking lot was coming to help me up. A few of them were looking at me kind of funny because I probably seemed pretty crazy to them at this point, and when they realized I was not hurt they just started laughing along with me. . . If it's not one thing it's another with me :) lol

This is a good one Lyn. . . the tears are rolling down now

Much Love, Hugs, Peace and Comfort!!!

Your Bro,

Sam

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"~ Abraham Lincoln ~

Does your family laugh at you when you fall down. Mine do. I have a tendency to stub my toe and fall on my face very gracefully.

I feel like Abbot and Costello and Kittklutz.

I fell down in San Francisco on the main sidewalk on Fisherman's wharf. The people were kind, they were tugging at my arms and legs trying to get me out of the way and my friends laughed so hard they could not help............of course I stormed off down the street to be friends with such insensitive people.

Always willing to entertain...............need a klutz for your next party.

Call 1-800-Klutz.............I even saw it on the wall in a bathroom stall.

I'll never forget the time I was running down the hill when I was a kid to the bus and took a nose dive right into the mud and slid the rest of the way to the stop!!! Ms. Forrester opened the door and asked if I needed help, while all the kids were looking at me and laughing. . . I was so mortified I ran back to the house and my grandmother started laughing when I came in and then I went to the bathroom and I literally had mud from my hair tips to my toes, lol. . . My hair was sticking up like an old rooster and my eyes were about the only thing not brown on me

Oh, I could tell you many more stories. . . I'm a walking Klutz :) lol

Much Love, Hugs, Peace and Comfort!!!

Your Bro,

Sam

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"~ Abraham Lincoln ~

Don't feel bad Skitt you aren't the only clutz on the board. I am one too. I remember we were going out to a happy hour a few years back and I thought I looked all cute in the my little outfit and cute shoes. Walking along minding my own business, when whooopppp there go my feet flying in front of me and my lovely "granny panties" flashing for all to see. My two girlfriends on either side of me quickly picked me up and straightened me out, but we were all cracking up while doing so:)

I swear I would trip over an ant in my path, I am such a clutz.Been living with Crohn's Disease for 33 years. Currently on Asacol, Prilosec, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain, Zofran, Phenergan, Probiotics, and Calcium. Resections in 2002 and 2005. Also diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and Osteoarthritis. Currently my Crohns is in remission.

I was in a Kohl's brand new store and they had the slippery when wet tile floors. It was November and my friend and I were celebrating my birthday. I had on my brand new kick butt black leather boots............it was snowing outside so bottom of boots were wet.

We walked into the store and down I went on one knee.........my friend said "Get up quick before anyone sees you" I laughed as all stores have the video cams..............

Nothing like a loving friend.

I still love black leather boots even if I walk with a limp LOL.....she giggles.

I was at a friends wedding a couple of years ago and got to the dancing stage and had sunk a few beers, anyway i was talking to a girl at the bar and commented that she was wearing a very nice dress but had she noticed that two other girls were waring the same dress and asked if she was a bit embarrassed about this to which she replied " I am one of the bridesmaids" it was then me who was very embarrassed .

Lol. . . Nanners I like the "tripping on a ant in the path" :) Speaking of granny panties, where is the Magic Carpet? lol

Kitt, I love my friends also that keep me laughing. . . It is fun. . . the "Klutz Klub" also sounds promising!

Ben, don't feel bad because I do stuff like that all the time trying to make small talk when I'm nervous. . . It never seem to come out of my mouth right, lol. I guess that's one of the reasons I like to write :)

Much Love, Hugs, Peace and Comfort!!!

Your Bro,

Sam

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"~ Abraham Lincoln ~