This new video from CollegeHumor carries a simple premise: what if Google were a real person that you had to speak to in order to get the information you wanted?

Or as the video's title puts more simply: "What If Google Was A Guy?"

This hilarious video explores just that question (with use of some mildly NSFW language, btw). The short version of the story: we use and abuse our beloved Google search well beyond the point of reason.