Mitt Romneyreportedly asked a favor of Florida governor and Minority Report precog Rick Scott: to “tone down his statements heralding improvements in the state’s economy because they clash with the presumptive Republican nominee’s message that the nation is suffering under President Barack Obama,” Bloomberg News reports. Unemployment has been steadily decreasing in Florida for about a year, and Floridians simply cannot know about it.

Scott, who was once dared to do an impression of “Ed Harris at 1,000 years old” and just never stopped, was also “asked to say that the state’s jobless rate could improve faster under a Romney presidency.” Will Scott, who has that Benjamin Button condition, do it? Probably—he was literally born yesterday.