Rob Bricken

Life in the Colonial Space Fleet is tough. Supplies are low, child-trafficking is rampant, and the Cylons bent on destroying all of humanity are somehow able to disguise themselves as human. They could be anybody! Thus, the Caprica Colonial Fleet Training Series is proud to offer the above PSA to help you, the regular humans onboard the Galactica and other such ships, discover if you might be talking, working, or even frakking with a Cylon. One more tip if you need it: Set your iPod to play "All Along the Watchtower" in a deserted corner of the ship. Anyone who approaches the iPod is probably a Cylon, and should be immediately thrown out an airlock.