In Triple X, there's a scene in which Samuel L Jackson is
interviewing a candidate, and asks him, "Why do you want to join
the Triple X program?". The candidate looks taken aback, and
replies, "Damn! I thought this interview was to join the
Avengers!"

Ang4MohTrump commented : "That's why Dotard kena middle-finger
by cycling peasant woman! Kim Jong Nuke's bodyguards keep fit
running, there is no one dare to middle-finger him, or else will be
hacked into several pieces by the bodyguards!"

SteffyChun commented : "At least she was only fired from her
job. If it was Kim instead of Trump, she would be executed by
anti-aircraft missiles!"

[Japan] - During a sumo wrestling event, a politician giving a
speech in the sumo ring collapsed (either due to heart failure or
stroke). 2 women doctors present in the audience rushed in to give
him medical attention, but were scolded and rudely chased away from
the sumo ring by the sumo wrestling officials. Because in Japanese
Shinto religious culture, women are considered unclean, and would
dirty the dirt holes (ie. holes dug in the soil for men to sumo
wrestle in) and sumo wrestling rings that are considered sacred and
only men are worthy of entering.

[Singapore] - Jolovan Wham recounted that a sex worker from
China, who had been robbed by her client after they had sex, sought
his help.

When Wham accompanied the prostitute to the police station to
lodge a complaint, the officer allegedly threatened to arrest the
woman for soliciting and Wham had to step in to stop the police
officer from arresting the woman.

I couldn't find employment for quite some time after graduating
from university and got a little desperate, so I decided to
interview for a job at an insurance company. It ended up being a
seminar style thing where they basically talked about how much
money you could make, and made everyone undergo some personality
tests. During the "interview" I made it clear that I didn't want to
take up an insurance sales job. They assured me that they had many
positions open and would help me to look for a suitable one (non
client-servicing related).

They called me back a while later. Convinced me that I am well
suited for selling insurance (bullshit through and through). Said I
had to pay $300 to attempt a set of examinations but once I passed
they'd reimburse me the full costs. I was hesitant... and then they
replied: "Not a problem we can always settle this for you first."
Well I subsequently passed the exams and reiterated my refusal to
work as an insurance sales agent as already indicated in the very
beginning. Guess what? A representative of theirs was instructed to
accompany me to the ATM to immediately withdraw funds so as to pay
them back the entire amount.

I was so stunned and nearly cried. And just like that, a stupid
fresh graduate was cheated of her money. Fuck those people.

Starving potato chip trucker lost in wilderness for 4 days
refused to eat the thousands of packets of potato chips he was
transporting, even if he starved to death. Wise decision. Without
access to drinking water, the salty potato chips would have killed
him even sooner. Much sooner.