A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head
- A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch
- A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk
- A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage.

She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV".

For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.