Season 10 bore Stefano is here to sing his “hot” new single. Why does he have a single? No one cared about the first one. It’s called “Yes to Love” and is boring and whiny and nasal and he looks like a singer at a Jersey wedding.

I’m saying no to love, Stefano. Especially if you’re singing about it.

Drake shows up to congratulate Candice Glover on singing his song. The entire studio erupts in screams. Candice has a total fangirl moment.

And now season 9 winner Lee DeWyze is here. What is this, a night dedicated to worst past “Idol” singers in history? All we need is Taylor Hicks showing up. WAY TO GOOSE THOSE RATINGs, “IDOL.”

Mumford & Sons, I blame you for whatever this is Lee is trying to do. Cut your hair, shave that thing on your chin and enough with the hoedown.

AND HERE WE FINALLY GO. The girls are separated into two groups: Amber and Candice; Angie and Kree. One pair is the bottom two, and it’s our Houston girl and Candice. BOO.

And just like most of the internet predicted, no one is going home. GASP! SHOCK!

Because the save was never used, it created an extra week in the season. Votes from this week will be added to next week, when each girl performers two songs in the now-and-then theme.