9 Reasons You’re Glad You’re Not Donald Trump Right Now

August 11, 2015

— By
Danielle R

While money might buy a lot of things, it definitely doesn’t spare you from public shame and ridicule; or so we’ve learned from watching presidential hopeful Donald Trump over the past few weeks… here are just a few reasons why we’re doing a little happy dance that we’re not the Trumpster (even though we kind of want his penthouse…).

1) The Hair

I mean, it’s always been a problem; but when the internet has told you that an ear of corn wore it better you know you’ve reached a new level of styling low.

2) First Blood

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Come on, Don, we all got what you meant about Fox moderator Megyn Kelly. Your loud protestations about “cherishing women” are definitely seeming a bit flimsy in the wake of things…

3) Taking it to the Bank

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Trump’s April 2011 rant directed towards George Stephanopoulos on ABC’s This Week was poignant then, but seems to hold more food for thought now.

4) Everyone Else Gangs up on You

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While Fox’s Republican Debate wasn’t the most riveting political television, it did give us a good feel for how Fox News and Rand Paul feel about the Trump. If he were a kid in a high school, he’d probably be picking dumpster trash out of his hair right now while the jocks high fived each other crowing down the halls.

5) Twice the Space

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With the July ESPN/NASCAR press release written by no other than Trump himself, the world knew: Trump is a man who uses two spaces after a period. Even the mild-mannered grammarians couldn’t help but be taken aback.

6) Loves You, Loves You Not…

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The internet can’t decide whether it loves or hates DT; which means that his days of browsing Facebook and Twitter for news about himself are bound to be tumultuous at best.

7) Dumped

The June break-up of NBC and Donald Trump is old news at this point, but it must still stings. Especially since the consequently canceled Miss USA pageant was slated to air July 12th.

8) Laying in Wait

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The world is basically waiting for Trump’s every little mistake so that they can correct him on the internet. Like the time he decried Mexican laborers as rapists and got torn apart by a Mexican laborer via YouTube…