Bases Covered From A to the letter ZI'll walk across coals, ill slaughter some goatsIf it'll keep you from smiting my family

El Ron HubbardTo the church of the Latter Day I'm down for whateverAs long as I neverWind up in the Stygian nightmare realm you created to punish the things that you madeyou created to punish the things that you madeyou created to punish the things that you made

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Little Baby Mouse Dreams

You and meWe might beJust memories, in some little baby mouse dreamDon't wake up-- sleep in all that u wantI don't wanna disappear

You're cute, and you're mightyAnd you wake me up in the mornin'To put food in your bowl(food in your bowl) Oh yahhh

You're cute, and you're tabbyAnd you lay up on my shit like you could give a damnAnd you don'tCuz you're the ancient goddess of warfare

Singin' Baast! (meow meow meow) I will spread your likeness round upon all the internetInstagramYoutube (youtube!)Facebook and Twitter

Baast! (meow meow meow)You were good enough for the Pharoah'sAnd Lord knows you're good enough for me

You're cute, and you're holyYou were mummified in the ancient timesAnd you were buried, in sarcophagi With the richest folks around

You're cute, you're righteousAnd I know you know it too, that much is obviousSo please stop attacking my feetI'm trying to put on these socks__You puke on the rug (you puke on the rug)You puke on the rug, I'll clean it upI'll clean it up.

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Rise and Shine Cthulhu

Nameless Unspeakable HorrorI revel at your feetOr whatever it is that a bat-like squid godhas for feet

Nameless Unspeakable HorrorYou haunt my every dreamAnd I'll throw myself right out that window If it means that I can be free!

plasticastle wrote:Norm seriously what do we have to do to get you to make this album?

Albums require more songs, a minimum of ten. I tried to commission a bbardle last year, but the Muse, the Fates, and Norm's schedule weren't having it. Anyway, Norm will eventually have enough tunes, and Bases Covered will be on that album, remixed and all shiny like. If it were up to me, Norm would use Hearty White's poetry rejection letter, and make it into a Bbardle duet. Or sing a Frank Zappa tribute piece with Frank Key, and call it Speaking Frankly. That could hasten the day, as well as introduce a whole new Bbardle genre using DC authors, called Norm and Friends that could be hustled on one of those late-night cable commercials that use one line cuts from each song as the titles scroll, and the announcer asks you which song you were listening two when your first child was conceived.I'd also like it if the next album had a Norwegian flavor so we could increase DC's Norwegian subscriber base. You can stay out all day in that long Norwegian winter. O, did I say you? I meant Nosferatu. Norwegians Would might make a nice cover.Anyway, maybe a Bbardle about Lutefisk would make a good impression. Garrison Keillor says of Lutefisk "Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people. It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm." The Sons of Norway, an organization founded to repopulate Norway following Keillor's remark, writes, " Lutefisk (dried cod treated with lye) must surely be the strangest culinary effort credited to the Norwegians, but what a treat when prepared properly!"

Is that fish crypto? Is Bono available?

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plasticastle wrote:Norm seriously what do we have to do to get you to make this album?

....I'd also like it if the next album had a Norwegian flavor so we could increase DC's Norwegian subscriber base. You can stay out all day in that long Norwegian winter. O, did I say you? I meant Nosferatu. Norwegians Would might make a nice cover.Anyway, maybe a Bbardle about Lutefisk would make a good impression. Garrison Keillor says of Lutefisk "Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people. It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm." The Sons of Norway, an organization founded to repopulate Norway following Keillor's remark, writes, " Lutefisk (dried cod treated with lye) must surely be the strangest culinary effort credited to the Norwegians, but what a treat when prepared properly!"

The potential Norwegian DC subscriber base has to be massive. And don't overlook the Finns.

strawman wrote:Albums require more songs, a minimum of ten. I tried to commission a bbardle last year, but the Muse, the Fates, and Norm's schedule weren't having it. Anyway, Norm will eventually have enough tunes, and Bases Covered will be on that album, remixed and all shiny like. If it were up to me, Norm would use Hearty White's poetry rejection letter, and make it into a Bbardle duet. Or sing a Frank Zappa tribute piece with Frank Key, and call it Speaking Frankly. That could hasten the day, as well as introduce a whole new Bbardle genre using DC authors, called Norm and Friends that could be hustled on one of those late-night cable commercials that use one line cuts from each song as the titles scroll, and the announcer asks you which song you were listening two when your first child was conceived.

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There are some seriously less than subtle suggestions going on there. What about a pop tune about a t-rex with an itchy butt in the style of Ace of Base call it "When I can't reach". Or one about Jesus waking up in the burial cave and wondering if he should sleep in or get up.Norms really got a talent had that human battery track stuck in my head for weeks.

I disagree about the norwegian market though, I think maybe we need to be targeting mono-limbed morris dancers. That's where the real moneys at