You know, all this time in some sort of crazy board universe and we still don't have much understanding of Boardy's origin. The anticipation is killing me. I tried getting a spiderticipation to fend it off, but it just settled in a corner and started messing the joint up with webs. Then I got a birdticipation to get rid of the spiderticipation, but it just chews up the windowsills and eats all the seed. Things are really getting out of hand here. Do you know where I can buy a caticipation?

Don't worry, Revvy, it's still huge in length even if not necessarily in significance.

I am worried about your Red Bull habit, however. It is dangerous, people die when they drink like twenty cans in a row sometimes. You should demand the release of a decaffeinated version if you like it so much. Imagine: all of the delicious flavour, none of that troublesome caffeine keeping you up at night.

ok, ok, don't panic I think we can work this out. Listen, what you should maybe do is lose all of your money and assets in an ill-conceived bout of gambling and fall into heavy debt trying to win your losses back. Then you'll never be able to afford to own more than one can at one time and you will probably survive hopefully.