At the end of last week, it was Tila Tequila nipple slipping her way along Malibu’s Pacific Coast Highway on roller blades, and today we found out where Tila was headed in such a wardrobe malfunction kind of way. To the beach for a photoshoot, or we assume she was posing for a photoshoot because she was prancing and dancing and bending and flexing and putting all her barely-bikini-clad lady parts on upright and promotable display along the Mighty Pacific.

Now, of course, there are many of you most definitely not in the Tila Tequila adoration camp. Though, many of you in the mindset of imagining a few minutes along with Tila in the broom closet. We will probably have to have some kind of epic battle of opposing sides one day, but let’s wait for the next nekkid photos for that battle, shall we? Enjoy.