Tuesday, July 20, 2010 7:54:05 AM"what are those pockets on the mcdonalds clown. one big square, one little square, one long rectangle? " The top one's for fries, the long one's for a drink, the big one is to put hamburgers in.

That was then. These day the top one is for lubricants, the long one is for a dong, and the big one is to hide the chloriphorm and the kids toys to lure them closer.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 6:00:02 AMI really appreciate how the manufacturer has placed Ronald McDonald's name on the base of the phone assuming anyone who has need of a phone is likely to not know who this assclown is. It really alleviates the confusion caused by ALL the other people who dress like that.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 2:18:58 AMHes the CEO on the move. Hes dynamic and a real go-getter. All he needs is a notepad, pen and a kick ass Ronald McDonald telephone. Who cares about bushy eyebrows? Im on the way up. Yee haaa