I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.

"This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"I'd rather watch the series finale of Dexter 47 times back-to-back while simultaneously getting rammed in the A by a baby narwhal than read one more chapter of this book."

"Yet another "quirky" bipolar narcissist writing about her "interesting" life. Do yourself a favor and skip this one, there are plenty of defective people out there with something fascinating to say, Quin Woodward Pu is not one of them."

"By the way, my African Grey died when I used the pages from this bore fest to line her cage."

"I am stunned into paralysis. I have no words-this never happens-and I just feel short of breath. There are many things that pissed me off with this book, but I am so flustered I can't even articulate them." (I SEE WHAT HE DID THAR)

"I snapchatted with the author of this book, and she SCREENSHOTTED my weiner-pics and sent them to my boss. It's unfortunate, because she was really funny, smart, and cool... This book is the memoir-equivalent of To Kill A Mockingbird, if that book were written by a gossip columnist playing understudy for Perez Hilton"

"This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess."

I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.

DjangoStonereaver:EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him onher blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?