"I've Been Everywhere"

"I Spit Everywhere"

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I can dampen the eyeball of a squirrel that's thirty paces awayI will project a tongueful half as fast as it takes to sayNever spat at the Olympics, but maybe next year I mightI'm the King Louie of Patooey, never miss a target siteBeen practicing my craft, since I was just a tiny tatThey call my lips lethal weapons, when I make saliva splat:

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Thanks for not spitting on red ants, heh heh. Wonderful work here, AFW. I glee(k)fully give you 5s. I'm sure you've heard that term (gleek), but if not: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gleek