Baltimore Ravens Beat Pittsburgh Steelers

The turkey was almost our national bird.<p>Photo via Getty Images
Now, we just eat the crap out of them every Thanksgiving.<p>Photo via Getty Images
We have no idea what a bald eagle tastes like.<p>Photo via Getty Images
But, we're betting that it tastes like freedom.<p>Photo via Getty Images
Torrey Smith scored a touchdown. Mike Tomlin was furious at his coaches for failing to execute his "Stand on the Field During the Play So That You Get in the Way" gameplan.<p>Photo via Getty Images
Unlike the Steelers, the Ravens stuck to their defensive gameplan of "tackling."<p>Photo via Getty Images
Raymell recorded a long rush of 9 yards.<p>Photo via Getty Images
Incompletion.<p>Photo via Getty Images
The worst part of the cold weather game is the cheerleader outfit.<p>Photo via Getty Images
Nope.<p>Photo via Getty Images
<a href=http://deadspin.com/lets-watch-mike-tomlin-jump-out-of-the-way-of-various-1473824466 target=new>Apparently, Mike Tomlin has had a long career of awkwardly jumping out of the way of things</a><p>Photo via Getty Images
Joe Flacco rushed 4 times for a gaudy 7 yards.<p>Photo via Getty Images
They look comfortable<p>Photo via Getty Images
Daryl Smith (#51) seems to like Ladarius Webb (#21). It is unclear if Ladarius feels the same way.<p>Photo via Getty Images
Joe and Benny both think that the other person is "OK."<p>Photo via Getty Images
The Ravens won. Which is twice as nice when it means that the Steelers also lost.<p>Photo via Getty Images