Full script of the ad IN ENGLISH, REGARDLESS OF THE ORIGINAL LANGUAGE OF THE AD
MVO: Do you believe in the divine power of our Lord Jesus Christ...
SFX: Choir singing in latin
MVO: ...and have a trucking licence?
SFX: Infomercial-style music
MVO: Then you posses the two prerequisites we look for in a Holy Water Deliveryman.
After a brief induction involving a full vehicle blessing, 40-minute confessional and group baptism...
SFX: Splash
MVO: ...you’ll be assigned a local delivery area that covers over 20 churches and/or chapels.
Now you can do the Lord’s work with guaranteed paid over-time.
Amen!
ANN: If the job exists, you’ll find it on seek.com.au