Carol Sarler: It's no wonder that more and more airlines are asking us to report three hours ahead of take-off to allow for ever more expansion of this thing they call security but which is nothing of the kind.

Carol Sarler: If squealing and squabbling were anything to go by, you would think that Jonathan Ross must be a sly fraud with dirty knobs on rather than the much more prosaic truth, which is that he is an enthusiastic, tediously clean-living man doing nothing more than earning a living which is considered by some to be too good for him.