Dang it! I wanted to be one of the first!!!

...with an augmented brain! Now there's cyborgs running around out there AND I'M NOT ONE OF THEM!

It was in the most recent TIME magazine. It keeps people w/ parkinson's from shaking so much (but doesn't stop the disease itself). One guy went from shaking so bad is arm would rattle the table around, to being able to sign his signature-- in the same day!

It's also being tested on people w/ depression when all other treatments haven't worked. Up the voltage and they're happy. Turn it off and they're back to sad. I'd yank the controls and crank it up, a la Ren and Stimpy!

Remember? "Ren... you don't look quite happy enough."

You guys should look up the x rays of it. 2 long wires going to the middle of the brain.