Thursday, May 24, 2007

Comment Moderation...Finally

I'll defend anybody's rights to speak freely to express himself without fear of reprimand or worse. It's something i strongly beleive in..Every human wants to be heard, ...heck, need to be heard. What's the point of being alive if you can't articulate your thoughts/emotions clearly without fear. It's a God given right.

That's why i have a Blog. And i should be allowed to say what the heck i want to say, however i want to say it, spell any word the way i want to(Okay, i no sabi spell So why you come dey squezee face? Shio.) Wetin i dey talk sef? Yeah, shebi, it's my Blog and i can do what the fcuk i want, no restrictions and if you want to comment you can say what the heck you damn well please. Nothing do you.

So it is with a heavy heart and gratitude to God for a life well spent i announce the Blogituary...(Who invented the word sef Tminx?) of free jagga jagga talk on my Blog.

I don't mind mofo's saying rubbish on my Blog but hacking my shit??? Posting comments as Babaalaye? WTF? I know you're Jobless and all, and you're screwing the Shop girl at the Business Centre at Ojuelegba or something. So you get free internet time but that's way over the line. Do something constructive with your e- life. Write Poetry and submit your shit...You might win you never know, Trade FOREX online, find an online Girlfriend, hack a porn site, Sell your mother's old smoky Kerosene stove on e-bay.... warrever, but stop fucking impersonating people. There's life outside Blogger. Get a life!!!

So here's to comment moderation. I hate the shit but i guess it's necesary (Did i spell that right?)Wo, na you know jo.

So Alaye back to work. I miss those laid back days...Buffie the body, Blogger ,Manchester united football forums, Talking on the phone all day, and leaving at 5 p.m on the dot.... *sigh*

maka gini, what of me, listen my friend, just becasue I dey waka too much doesnt mean I dont get free travels also .... Im glad, all the dusts have settle now, and hopefully with comments moderation you get to have better control over your blog. Have a blessed week.

BabaAlaye, Im laughing with tears at all the mad ass anon comments, d EFCC one took the biscuit, I swear,lol!Minwhile whither u being attacked for being Obj son, WTF? Why do they care sef and even if u are SO? This is the maddest thing ive ever seen(not really,lol) but it sha mad.Plus whass tis about you having the hook up? Holler!

Fada Lawd!!!!I deleted my previous comment because I went and read the comments on your earlier post. Whatdfxup?!!! How did your blog disintegrate like this and who was the person who started the rumour of your lineage?*sigh* I still love your blog. Say whateva u like joo. Did life is too filled with BS issues that in many ways u provide some respite for many. Please take it easy...

ok so seeing as everyone is asking for tripe here and there i berra ask for my own too!!! no not a trip i want money for my hair!!!! Lol, dont call guinness on me yet jo, im taking the hair out this weekend. but seeing as it was u who 'arranged' Tminxs training in sweden, could u possibly arrange for Goldman sachs to open an office in lagos and make me Head of Investments or something????

Now all the cockroaches are lining up, ass licking! *hiss*. Those that were commenting anons are now singing a different tone...Naija, una sabi change like chameleon. Suckers! Babaalaye, abegii answer the question to the previous post!!

Alas! Peace! Alaye, you are taking things as a mature man and even having a laf of it. That is very cool. I like your blog sha. Do keep us posted. I wont ask for anything other than that.Have a nice day now! :o)

WOW, i cant blive pple are really being serious abt this hating thing thats mad o. Doesnt seem like ur bothered tho which is good, but dont take it for granted sha pray abt it too cuz these pple seem really bitter like "i can take ur name to bablawo bitter"...lol God forbid o. me i like ur blog sha it gives me some'n to do when im bored, thot this blog stuff was for fun...pple relax.

Baba Alaye, you know you've always been my favourit blogger right? All I want is a permanent table at yellow chilli and a plate of pounded yam and okro soup whenever hunger strikes ... that's not too much to ask is it!

Dear Uncle Babaalaye, How are you? I hope you are fine. How is mummy, daddy, brother. sister, egbon, aburo, omo odo, Fatai the driver...? I hope they are all fine. If so doxology. I am writing to ask once again for your help in the payment of my monetary obligation to the educational institution from which I am expectant to receive a degree. I pray that God continues to accumulate and aggrandize your prosperousness as you come to my assist. Thank you in anticipation of an acclamatory and approbative reply. Yours Faithfully Catwalq

Alaye, your spelling does need work but no wahala, it's cute. As I have been abandoned by my blog boo and am now seeking separation from him, do you reckon you could arrange a trip to Paris to help me get over him? Tminx, chill joo. lol!

Typical Nigerians, overreacting without thinking. Honestly I read through the anonymous comments, the guy was basically trying to defend the POOR wondering why BabaAlaye was being so condenscending. The people who led to the flame wars were those who didn't want to hear what the rest of Nigerians are going through.

I don't think BabaAlaye did or acted in ways that most "rich" people don't.I understand the condenscending way rich men act towards poor people, I know many rich men who act that way including people in my own family. Donald Trump is the poster boy of this kind of behaviour and it always hurts me to see people being talked down on.

Either ways, I think Baba Alaye is over reacting...or does he mean to tell me he doesn't see the condenscending tone with which thaty post was presented?

Atleast the moderation is only restricted to anonymous comments and not pre-approval of comments.

how you dey sha?! i miss those buffie the body days as well(on your blog and mine... and a couple of other people as well.. that innocence and complete fun is gone for most... which is a damn shame) as everybody self dey make request... as you're callin the okada for soul.. make sure you add a horse for me.. i want to travel the 'lenght and breath' of Nigeria by horse. Port Harcourt suya spots and Lagos strips clubs(i've heard really good things... but man follow dey strip inside? i would pay good money to see an hausa male stripper... kwo!) here I come!!!

You have not yet done the moderation o! This just bars anonymous comments.

I am sorry that you had to cave in and do this, but it really was necessary -I can't spell it too, I just used spell check so that I can pose for you;). You've been getting blah comments from the very first post I read....about Ebere ( I actually thought you were referring to a cousin of mine though I said nothing at the time) but they hit a whole nother level with the last post.

Erm...since you are supposed to be rich and powerful, when can I hit you up with my Christmas list?

Calm down Alaye!!!!....lol....seem like you were about to have an hypertensive stroke there for a minute...lol...I understand how annoying stuff like this can be paddy mi, but don't let shit like that get to you. Never give haters the satisfaction of seeing u upset.

You know this is the second time i have heard about shit like this happening....mofos posing as someone else....a straight up bitch move if you asked me. Think it also happened to Fineboy and Toni Payne. I mean how much of a whimp can someone be to post a commnet under some else's name? Talk about a straight up Pussy. Don't let shit like that get you down o jare. Sometimes you gotta let certain things slide...so go on player, dust your shoulder off.

What on earth??!!! Someone actually posted as you?? LOL!!! That's just crazy ... meanwhile, I think you should enable comment moderation (such that you have to approve each comment before it shows) instead of cutting off the anons. Some of the most insightful comments I've received have been from anons.

damn shit... are you telling me with style that you won't grant me this request of the horse? you don't want me to experience the beauty that is hausa male strippers abi?it won't work for you sha... i have an alternate plan(but first i need to research if they allow camels in Nigeria...)

ahh! baba mi so ur now blog santa??hmm! wat do i want???ok o! ild go easy on u since im a very sensitive and understanding babe(lol)A first class trip 2 sweden with my gurls(hotel accomodation involved). thats not 2much 2 ask...is it?c'mon now, u did it 4 tminx, u can also do it 4 me(lol)

I've been a really good girl this year. I brush my teeth before going to bed and I floss after every meal. I've stopped drinking altogether and stopped eating candy everyday.

Santa, (or Baba Alaye as the case may be) I have only one tiny request. I don't want money or a fancy car or a trip anywhere. All I want is for my baby, Boorish Male, to come back to me. Could you do that?

P.S and make christmas come in July, I'm kinda anxious to get my present. It would also be nice if you'd UPDATE THIS BLOG!!!

I have loved this blog and the commentators give me something to smile about (obviously bar the cruel ones). But the ones on this post, they really are something. Im still slowing laughing/smilling to myself, how we as nigerians can take something and make it as humerous as possible. You all have gifts. Especially to cheer people up. Keep it up all. Have a blessed week.

WHOA!!! I MISSED ALL THE DRAMA.. WAS THAT SERIOUSLY SOMEONE IN THE OTHER POST HATING ON MY ROCK. WOW!! I MEAN I AM NOT T-MINX THE OFFICIAL BLOG WIFE WHO GETS HOOKED UP WITH A PLUSH JOB AND GETS TRIPS TO SWEDEN AND AUSTRALIA. HE'S NOT EVEN HOOKING ME UP WITH A POSITION AS DG OR NTA OR INFORMATION MINISTER. ALL I'M GETTING IS A FREAKING DIAMOND RING AND SOMEONE IS ALREADY HATERATING ON ME. DAMN!!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN WE ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NEXT IN LINE FOR MARRIAGE AFTER T-MINX....LOL...NIGERIANS ARE A TRIP SHA!!! LOVE UR BLOG DUDE!! OBJ SON OR NOT...CAN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T BE HUMAN OR BE YOURSELF.

I'm sure you cannot grow enuff balls to post this comment. Who cares; but I'm sure that since we've scared you into your schrimp hell hole, cowering like a chicken in the darkest corner of your abode, you will be reading this comment...we are lurking around your blog, waiting to jump on you at the slightest provocation...OBJ and his son's and daughter's must pay for the crimes they commited against Nigeria!

I used up my life lines trying to figure out who you are but thankfully I'm left with 50-50.Computer take out one incorrect answer.Wow,this is hard. I'm left with(a)tminx blog hubby(b)my blog father(c)Obj's son?[even this option has a question mark]First time here. Enjoying your blog.You must be hot- I can see you caused quite a stir recently. Too bad I missed out on the action.Ciao!

Ah, Baba Alaaye, Omo ole #1!I see that you're letting the comments of your trumpet blowers true, but not those that have legitimate questions to ask...regarding how OBJ wrecked Naija economy! Well, not surprised...since you've decided to chicken out and lock yourself in a box, well done!...at least put all of una ugly gene pool OBJ family under lock & key so that ordinary suffering Naija's no go start having nightmares in addition to the suffering wen una family don cause them. And abeg ask baboon ass OBJ to shut the fuck up with his senseless rantings!!!

whose son isn't baba alaye? Na wa! Next thing you'll know someone will be saying you're abacha/babangida/shagari/buhari/azikwe/y'ardua/alamieyeseigha/tinibu/mbadinuju/okoya-thomas/fernandez super dna child and you singlehandedly are the cause of all naija's problems

HAHAHAHA... I have never laughed so hard over comments. Catwalq just KILLED Me. Since you're hooking people up, o.šeyï needs a certificate from Harvard Law! Not asking for too much... Distinction "pere"! That's it!

Hey guys as you know the BLOGVILE IDOL CONTEST Would be kicking off on 11th JUNE 2007...Please help us make it a succes by participating..We already have our contestants(fellow bloggers)who would be singing in the voice comment player on the blogville idol page.We need you to listen to them and vote..Pls check our page (the Condition on entry) and see what is required for u voters to do and your voting dates,the voting poll would be up soon..Pls help us turn this to a success...and pls visit the page frequently...Tanx for ur support as we try to spice things up in blogville

Lmao.....love your blog, totally hilarious, the comments are the best.glad you have moderation now, but i will miss all the ridiculous, ignorant anonymous comments, it totally makes my day..hahahas my mum proudly says "if they dont talk about you , you aint shit yet".

Babaalaye! please update now, we miss u o! oh.. i'm new but of course i shall ask and RECEIVE..all i want is ur account number and... er.. oh... er.. what do i want now? ..er.. oh..yes money to go to d mall.. on a shopping spree.. (nothing less than $1000) as per BABA now... u ought to provide! lol! he he!

mamalaye tell your husband to update now,i believe he is going to listen to you if you tell him to update.we have being begging him to update but he is not listening to us.Abeg beg your husband for us.

Unbroke my heart,say you are coming to blogger again,undo the no posting for several months and come back to blogsville,Undry this tears,I have cried so many days,Babalaye unbroke my heaaaarrrt...Please update!

am sorry babaalaye, but I'll have to sue you, yes sue you!Under section 34, subsection x of the blogsville constitution, a blogger cannot abscond after much plea from other bloggers, without explaination.

Please return soon, or you will get a letter from the lawyers, not joking lawyers from naija's judicial system oh!, am talking jerry macguire kind of lawyers.

Perhaps it is not fair Baba, we have frequented your blog waiting for an update, for months now we have been suffering and definitely not smiling, is it right to ignore us so? is it? even if it is to sneeeze pleeease sneeze on the blog, we would be happy (maybe), really please nooow. we are begging, my eyes are watering. *sobs sobs*

Hi Alaye, i know you've stopped blogging, but i'd like to invite you to view my blog all the same. Sorry about all the crap you've been through. This is the reason why i have privatised my blog. I don't want anons turning it into a market place. I'm sending you an invite pronto.

Gbenga Obasanjo is accusing his father-in-law, his own father of sleeping with his wife, Moji, of adultery. But with not only his father, Obasanjo but plenty other men.

This is crazy and the story is everywhere...the couple obviously want the world to hear their story so let’s help them spread the word.

According to Encomium magazine of this week, 22nd of January, this is Gbenga Obasanjo’s court papers: Unedited. Signed by Emankhu Addeh and Associates, legal practitioners for the petitioner (Gbenga)

It's a 1-50 page document, but I will only replay some parts of the document I personally find shocking.Here it is...Gebnga Obasanjo's unedited court documents...7. The petitioner avers that he has always met all the needs of the children of the marriage despite always having doubts about their actual paternity.

8. The petitioner avers that the respondent confided in him severally while they were living together that she had been sexually abused and defiled by her father , Otunba Alex Onabanjo on several occasions.

9. The petitioner avers that it was his bid to forcefully put an end to this ignoble acts on the part of his father-in-law, Otunba Alex Onabanjo, that led to the total breakdown of relations between himself and Otunba Onabanjo

10. The petitioner further avers that he knows for a fact that the respondent committed adultery with and had an intimate, sexual relationship with his own father, General Olusegun Obasanjo.

11. The petitioner avers that the respondent also got rewarded for her adulterous acts with several oil contracts with the NNPC from his father, General Obasanjo, amongst which was the NNPC consultancy training in supply chain management awarded to her company Bowen and Brown.

12. The petitioner avers that the lurid sexual relationship of the respondent with her own father, Otunba Onabanjo and his father, General Obasanjo, has brought him great pain and psychological trauma and is the primary reason for the breakdown of his marriage to the respondent. 13. The petitioner also avers that the respondent while married to hi was also committing adultery with one Mr. Olumide Ogunlesi.

15. The petitioner avers that it is now necessary for a court ordered DNA test to be carried out on both himself, Otunba Onabanjo and General Obasanjo by a competent independent medical laboratory chosen by the court, in order to ascertain the actual paternity of the children of the marriage as the continued uncertainty about their actual paternity is making his life a misery.

16. The petitioner avers that the actual father of the children of the marriage will be found amongst himself, Otunba Alex Onabanjo and General Obasanjo.