Chuck Norris only lost one fight in his life. It was in the movie Enter the Dragon starring him and Bruce Lee. Although the fight scenes were staged and no blows ever really exchanged, sadly, Bruce Lee would later succumb to injuries received from Chuck Norris' fake roundhouse kicks, which are equally lethal.

jayinsat wrote:Chuck Norris only lost one fight in his life. It was in the movie Enter the Dragon starring him and Bruce Lee. Although the fight scenes were staged and no blows ever really exchanged, sadly, Bruce Lee would later succumb to injuries received from Chuck Norris' fake roundhouse kicks, which are equally lethal.

and now you know the rest of the story.

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Vol Texan wrote:Chuck Norris actually has more postings on this TexasCHLForum than TAM does.

Bravo. Very well played.

Ah, but only I can see his posts, and know what his post count is. Not even Charles Cotton knows, and I am sworn to secrecy. Code of the beards, and all that......

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