amongst the noise and chaos of the 2-hour-but-seems-like-4 final chapter in the Matrix Trilogy. The scene comes about an hour in, when the subtly named “Bane” sneaks about Neo and Trinity’s ship and takes Trinity hostage. Bane, as you’ll no doubt recall from the mess that was Matrix: Reloaded, has been taken over by Agent Smith. If you don’t recall, this is because the architect talked for about half an hour after this happened and you probably nodded off or ran shrieking out of the emergency exit.

Neo apparently can’t piece it together either, and we came up with this deleted scene of their extended conversation:

Well, you’re probably right that it was meant to be Dennis Hopper, but I did a little digging and think I may have come up with an equally viable candidate.

Though never known to wear shades, nor to greet fellows named Mr Anderson with gravel voiced repeated recitations of their name, I am CONFIDENT that my alternate candidate, were he alive, would possess a radiant desire to kill Keanu Reeves which would outshine all others.

I am speaking, of course, about beloved character actor Walter Brennan.

I mean, that’s Bill’s best Keanu Reeves impression? Ok, so I don’t know who else could do it either… certainly Mike has Agent Smith solid, and Kevin sounds nothing like Keanu… what I’m trying to say is I am surprised by how competent Bill’s Keanu Reeves impression is! It sounds nothing like Bill Corbett at all!

this movie made me want to stand up and piss napalm on the crowd to save them the agony of living with the tortured memories of seeing this film. when trinity was dying with rebar stuck through her and just kept lingering on and babbling, i actually stood up in the theater and yelled at the screen, just die already! i was met with thunderous applause and for a moment, all was right with the world

I mean, that’s Bill’s best Keanu Reeves impression? Ok, so I don’t know who else could do it either… certainly Mike has Agent Smith solid, and Kevin sounds nothing like Keanu… what I’m trying to say is I am surprised by how competent Bill’s Keanu Reeves impression is! It sounds nothing like Bill Corbett at all!http://www.cheaptojp.com/category-47-b0.html

this movie made me want to stand up and piss napalm on the crowd to save them the agony of living with the tortured memories of seeing this film. when trinity was dying with rebar stuck through her and just kept lingering on and babbling, i actually stood up in the theater and yelled at the screen, just die already!