Sammer is the guy of your dreams. He is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. Sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. He is awesome, cool and amazing. He's also extremely fun to be with. Once you meet Sammer, he's the only one you need. Sammer is amazing.

Normally a girl or gay guy, Sammers' are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.

Guy: Why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing "Love me or hate me" by Lady Sovereign at the top of her lungs?
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.