My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
f*cking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

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