1. Assist in procurement of various potions, lotions, products, appliances, etc. to be used during sexual harassment.

2. Assist in procurement and maintenance of various types of sustaining apparatus.

3. Clean up.

I Certify that I will accept Sexual Harassment from:

Anyone: ____________________________________

Anyone But: ________________________________

Only: ______________________________________

Caution:By applying your signature to this consent form, you will be committing yourself unconditionally to the acceptance of varying degrees of intrusionalistic activities and interest of office perverts, Spoof writers, weirdos, William Hague (if male), Liberal Democrats, and Big Issue sellers.

Clause 8837//449035:In the event of the Sexual Harassment being performed or attempted to be performed by any Sexual Harasser who has received any cautions, warnings, prison sentences, criminal charges, suspended sentences, probation, or drinks cheap imported Vodka, and have harassed within the guidelines, rules, and the validity of all clauses within the scope of the neutralisation of the said agreement, will enable the legalisation of any claims you wish to make through the Unemployed Nottingham Consultancy Solicitors, on 0115 962664848

SIGNATURE: _______________________________________ DATE: ___________

This form is to be reviewed by immediate supervisor annually, prior toperformance rating and evaluation.

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