option b usually
followed by a mad dash to clean the finger before someone accidentally kisses it or runs their fingers through someones hair
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06,
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1 positive of having a baby is that ytou always have wet wipes to hand!

Don't pretend you didn't just regard the corn as a snacky bonus
and chowed down on it with gusto. He's told everyone that's what you did on 'FB', so don't deny it.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06,
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Wipe it on her fanny.
That's what I do with your mum and she fucking loves it.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08,
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Don't you find your finger gets stuck in her matted muff though?
Fucking hell, that thing is at least a 6 on the Gibbons Scale.
(Agnostic AntichristBaltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09,
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