Beat On The Brats?

Ronnie
Wood's son, Tyrone, was badly beaten with a baseball bat while vacationing in
Greece. According to a report in UK’s The
Sun the Rolling Stones guitarist's youngest son suffered a broken arm and
concussion. "Tyrone has taken a terrible beating. He was attacked with a baseball bat.
He's OK but really shaken up by the whole incident," a friend
told the paper. Wood was so worried that he offered to arrange for a private jet
to bring Tyrone back home to England. No further details are forthcoming about the attacker or the
reasons for the assault on Tyrone, who owns a London art gallery with his
father and his brother Jamie called Scream.

In
other news, Jackson Browne’s son Ethan broke a vertebrae after flipping his
car three times in a single-car accident. The younger Browne was on his way to a Fourth of
July party last week when he swerved to avoid a cat in the road. His Mercedes
careened out of control and turned over, leaving the 37-year-old
with a broken bone in his back. He is currently in a hospital and is not
expected to be released for several weeks, according to the New York Post.

They should have called
Queen’s Roger Taylor. His 25-year-old daughter Rory has just become a doctor.
She just passed her final year exams and plans to take up a post as an intern in Carlisle, England. She told Britain’s Daily Mail, "I’m thrilled and
I’m off to Carlisle Hospital to work as a junior doctor. I don’t mind the blood and gore. It’s a
bit like the music business."

Jaan Uhelszki was one of the founding editors at Detroit’s legendary Creem magazine. Since that time, her work has appeared in USA Today, Uncut, Rolling Stone, Spin, NME, Relix, and Guitar World. She is the only journalist to have ever performed in full makeup with Kiss. Luckily she only had to put…