Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? Play on the EverQuest II PvP servers and you can have that feeling everyday! It's true, life is rough when your a newbie on the PvP server. You get handed your rear in ways you didn't even think possible and, most of the time, it happens before you are even able to utter the cry of "M-mommy!!"

Coyote has learned some valuable lessons on playing PvP, and with his last dying breath, he WILL pass on his wisdom. Check out this hilarious list of PvP terms and situations that will make you laugh and cry over the newbie tribulations.

Surprise Party - The act of tip-toeing into a zone that you have frequently hunted in, moving stealthily to your "secret harvesting spot" and running smack dab into a full group of the enemy who were laying in wait to beat the living tar out of you.