A story, published by E! Online, accused the Great One of proposing to his wife, Kristin Cavallari, via text message. The story was widely disseminated throughout various “news” websites and the blogosphere. It was taken by the public as another reason to think Jay Cutler does not dominate. This nefarious conspiracy needs to end!

MSF presents the all-time list of #1 overall NFL draft picks dating all the way back to 1936. In addition to listing every first pick in NFL draft history, find out some of the funny NFL names from drafts past, including the best ever: Dickless Riffle.

JRod takes a break from March Madness posting to talk about sports buttons. Why? Because sports buttons are a virtually untapped resource for hilarious trash talk, which is why you should get your own button maker and make some.