that infuriating and mysterious battle between two common household objects — both made of white porcelain — which causes untold headaches, especially if there’s only one person in the house at the time. you know the drill — the telephone can be “silent” for hours, yet as soon as you plop down on the toilet […]

a smelly crusty punk incorporating sports gear into their unwashed beer stained outfit, most likly that they found in a bin or acquired for free some way or another… ay check out that pogger’s gold three stripes under their crust vest, well dischav that!

a spoaf is a waste man, who is really annoying and does not listen to what you say. aaron said to christopher “jump off that cliff”, christopher said to aaron “no!”. aaron then said to christopher “ah you spoaf”.

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