I think a lot of that stems from people just becoming accustomed to asking "How are you doing?" as a basic greeting. 9 out of 10 people who ask that probably don't give a shit how you answer (the expected answer is either "fine", "good", or "not bad"). If you proceed to describe how you are in a way that isn't any of the aforementioned responses, it throws them for a loop.

That being said, in this day and age, "how's it going/how are you" have pretty much become synonymous with "hi".

I remember the first time that happened to me. I started freaking out because I thought it would kill my horse. Then I watched..."huh, it's actually tanking the dragon." I relaxed as I stood from a safe distance and proceeded to leisurely fire arrows at the dragon.

So, serious question. In your opinion (as an informed/experienced rower), does the incessant yelling ("Camaaaaaaaannn!", "Get out of the way!", or "Keep rowing!")
from the parents in any way present opportunities for the rowers to improve their situation?

Oh god, the promotional messages in between the music is the worst. It gives me this false sense if hope that someone is finally going to take my call, but no, it's just some prerecorded message reminding me about the wonderful services they offer.

Same for me. Even the call is necessary (e.g., the internet is down) I'll make excuses and stall ("well, I guess I can go without internet for a few days") for the mere fact that I don't want to be put on hold and I certainly don't want to speak to another human.