Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:21 am

No-pants hermit 4 lyfe

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 amPosts: 3189Location: BKLN

the romance pants are making me uncomfortable. maybe i haven't known them long enough. are there pants that will make the room pitch black and turn on some music that's loud but not at all sexy? "listen, don't try to get fancy; let's just see whether we can get through this" pants?

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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:14 pm

Moving To Sheepshead Bay

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:08 pmPosts: 5996Location: WV

supercarrot wrote:

DarthCupcake wrote:

Am I the only person who unbuttons the top button and THEN unzips? I'd get the candles all out of order! It would be tragic!

yeah, that's what i was thinking. (also, what if the zipperlights won't work if the bulls aren't kissing? he'd have to be like no! unzip first!!!)

Yeah, I just had sex a few minutes ago and the top button came undone first. I think I would be very startled if candles burst into flame and the lights hadn't even dimmed yet. I don't know why that makes it less startling.

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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:50 pm

Emotionally Allergic to Dairy

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Boyfriend: Electro pants!Me: Why would you want an electrified zipper right next to your junk?Him: Because it's hilarious. Plus: insulating underwear... what could be sexier?Me: Ah yes, I've always lamented the dearth of codpieces in contemporary fashion.

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