The Craziest Bloody Mary EVER!

Remember the Fully Loaded Bacon Cheeseburger Bloody Mary? Me too. That was pretty crazy, right? But what if I told you there’s a Bloody Mary even crazier than that? One that blows that other BM (as in Bloody Mary, NOT Bowel Movement) out of the water tomato juice. One that makes the Fully Loaded Bacon Cheeseburger Bloody Mary look like child’s play. I mean, uh, a child who’s of legal drinking age, of course.

Just $20 gets you this monster BM (again, Bloody Mary) at Anvil Pub of Dallas, TX. It’s got an entire crawfish, a bacon cheeseburger, a shrimp, some cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, a pickle and a half pint of beer. This thing’s seriously got everything but the kitchen sink! Which… is probably for the best. Ain’t nobody trying to drank an alcoholic beverage with a damn kitchen sink floating around in it, amirite? Imwrong. I’m not one to discriminate. An alcoholic beverage is an alcoholic beverage is an alco– hey, what do you mean “You’re cut off”?!