Too many of today’s young feminists seem to want hovering, paternalistic authority figures to protect and soothe them, an attitude I regard as servile, reactionary and glaringly bourgeois. The world can never be made totally safe for anyone, male or female: there will always be sociopaths and psychotics impervious to social controls. I call my […]

Ann Coulter writes: ISIS has killed four Americans — in Syria. We’re not exactly talking about another 9/11. Here’s a tip: If you don’t want to be killed by ISIS, don’t go to Syria. Meanwhile, illegal aliens have killed, raped and maimed thousands of Americans — in America. If you don’t want to be killed, […]

Via Cracked.com: People would see my dad around and jokingly ask us for OxiClean, his most famous product. Little did they know that, if he didn’t have any with him, he would take fans to the store and buy them OxiClean. It was a shockingly common occurrence. People would ask “Does Mighty Putty really work?” […]

Crowdsourced witch trials. The sheltered upbringings of Millennials have merged with modern technology to create a generation of monsters. Every underemployed bookstore barista is Cotton Mather, raining down moral condemnation from the safety of her smartphone. Each cry of “Wow, just wow, I can’t even” is a Hail Mary for these latter-day Puritans. It’s a […]

Ann Sterzinger writes: The next day, however, the husband was at work, and when I got restless I had to go out for a walk alone. I’ve taken many strolls alone in this town, and thought nothing of it. But a few blocks out, a group of men in caftans ran me off the sidewalk […]

Jerry Doyle actually has it backwards. As I said in the comments: Point taken, but my complaint is with the Depp movie — and the Disney ride, and Peter Pan, and “Talk Like a Pirate” Day. Real life pirates have historically, generally been Muslim rapists and thieves. The problem is that we’re finally calling REAL […]