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Coca Cola and McDonald’s have slammed FIFA for farting in a proverbial elevator filled with the lies of global corporations. The major sponsors of football’s governing body are shaking like Michael J. Fox’s dick hand on his wedding night, after thirteen low life FIFA officials were arrested by colon fiddlers …

(By Scott Campbell) Jack Wilshere has resumed pre-season training after completing his summer job at the Stevenage branch of McDonald’s. The Arsenal midfielder had been taking part in a six-week internship program at the busy restaurant, aimed at selecting the next intake of trainee managers. He said: “I’ve always had …