Val Kilmer quotes

“If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But-and I am only saying this because I care-there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.”

“He's just getting started, ... Now he can remember what happened yesterday. I do want to say something truthful about Robert. There are just not that many actors this good, because actors are self-aware or self-possessed or both. And he knows who he is and has a sense of humor about it. And it's a hard business and to have things happen when they are bad, but to have to go through it with everyone asking questions about it all day long is really tough.”

“Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without success. Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy. They won't let you,”