Right - when I read this, I thought it simply meant that Miami needed some more cap space for LeBron. But Miami is taking on more salary? Weird. I guess it means they really are signing LeBron because they would need a shooter in that lineup. Beasley is a good shooter; they must really hate him. I realize he's not a 3-point marksman, but Kapono is not worth giving up a young talent like that, is it?

Right on there. You would have to and maybe with Collins you could end up with a really good 4. Think about this going down and us getting Gorat. That would be a nice starting lineup. Way to good for both one to happen let alone both.

Does he have toughness? He won't be able to crack the rotation. Not with our model Argentinian SF pegged into the rotation. Maybe Nocioni can be a great mentor for him, show him how to style his hair properly, how to have false hustle, be a statistically horrendous defender, and get a DUI.

Not for nothing, but if this move happens, this will be the "culture change" our beloved Sixers have undergone this summer:

Acquired:

- 1 player who refused to play in the summer league last season because "It's not mandatory"
- 1 player who got a DUI last season and was a constant disruption because of playing time
- 1 player who spent time in rehab last summer for substance abuse problems

Lost

- 1 player who I believe won humanitarian awards for his work in Haiti after the earthquake.

Do you know which way the swap works? If the Heat wind up with the option to swap with Minny, Kahn is a friggin' moron. If the swap works the other way, well I hope there's no end date on it, because it's going to be at least five years before Miami has a worse pick than Minny.