You May As Well Give In To 'Hobo With A Shotgun'

BALK: Everything is going to disappear up its own asshole,
isn’t it?Choire: wtfBALK: I feel bad for Rutger Hauer.Choire: Oh he made his bed.BALK: That is true. And he was warned!BALK: “Nick Randall is played by Rutger Hauer, who will run
his career into the ground by taking more such roles. Mr. Hauer,
who is Dutch, has improved his American accent to the point where
it sounds innocuously flat and seems to be emanating from somewhere
other than his body, but in any case there is little for him to
say. He is required mostly to shoot and sneer, and he does this in
a wearily one-note way. ‘He’s the best there is at a job he hates,;
say the posters for this film. If he doesn’t care, why should
we?”Choire: HAHAHAHABALK:
http://www.nytimes.com/1987/01/16/movies/screen-a-tv-spinoff-wanted-dead-or-alive.htmlBALK: 1987, dude.Choire: Still, this will do very well. after “Machete” rules
the box office this weekend.Choire: Regarding whichChoire: CAN’T FUCKING WAITBALK: I pre-ordered!