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When indigestion comes crashing down and it hurts inside … you gotta take a dump, and it’s gonna slide … well, if you’ve eaten here, you’d have rather died … the food would probably make Baby Jesus cry … Pastamania will kill a man … cheap crappy food right from a can … Pastamania will kill a man … try to eat right, and run for your life!

I just got back from Dubai, and found myself in Mall of the Emirates – the one with the indoor ski slope. When I noticed that there was a Pastamania in the food court, I went berserk with glee. Sadly, it’s not Hulkster-themed at all, and it has branches in Kuwait, Brunei, Egypt and Communist China. Looks like the Iron Sheik and General Adnan won in the end.