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There’s just something about being in a shower. Some folks use showers to take advantage of forgiving acoustics. Some folks use showers to have brilliant revelations they just can’t seem to have anywhere else. Some folks even use showers to get clean. But for the most part the things you can do in the shower are limited to what you do can with your own body. That is, until now.

From three wolf moon shirts to bottles of whole milk to phone cases with increasingly weird stock art on them, Amazon is chock full of incredible ironic products. But the online listing that caught our eye today is for the “Screenholder iPad Mount Clear Shower Curtain Liner.” Finally, a way to use our smart devices in our dumb showers.

As you may have guessed from the semi-titillating pictures, this is a $27 shower curtain liner specially designed to hold phones and tablets. As your body becomes clean, poison your mind with Twitter updates. Or take a Wet ‘N Nude Selfie. It’s thick and waterproof, with rust-free metal and eco-friendly mold resistant materials, so you can feel totally safe using it along with your $1,000 iPhone X.

The 72 x 72 inch liner fits alongside all curtains and has lots of different pockets depending on your needs. There are horizontal and vertical pockets as well as pockets at different heights. You should still be able to hear your devices just fine when they are in the liner but you could also use a Bluetooth speaker.

The idea that we have to be constantly connected to our devices, even while in the shower, sounds like something out of Black Mirror. Screenholder understands this. That’s why their other products include all sorts of bath mounts for smart devices. But when you think about it, it sure would be nice to stream TV shows once you get bored of streaming water.