The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.2.12

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriotadorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.

So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that…

@SexJihaad9/11: I wasn’t offended by it. I was just surprised that Americans knew that term. I thought it was only used in the Caribbean and maybe India. So you keep your panties on, or if you’re a woman, take them off.

Americans often used that term for the Chinese immigrants that worked in the gold fields and railroads way back in the 1850s. Not sure who else uses it but America might have exported the term. It also might be an imported British colonial term. Either way the comment reminded me of the term and I am going to give it a test run on some yellow and brown friends. Wish me luck.