Saturday, March 6, 2010

"As you can see, Down Goes Brown has just set a new record, going 5 tweets without making a 'Wellwood is fat' joke." - lordosis

"Thank you Ron Maclean, for pointing out for the 437th time that Toronto has traded their first round, lottery bound pick. Now, in keeping with our night's theme of pissing off Brian Burke, we would like to introduce all of you to..." - BetterThanBester

"Maybe it's time CBC reviewed its internet use policy." - DeanoTPS

"Wait, is this the real Down Goes Brown? I need conformation from Dave Shoalts." - Space Weed

After he was disarmed and taken into police custody, Toskala allegedly continued to yell "I WILL take down Brown, $%#%@s!" Blogger DownGoesBrown was unavailable for comment, because I don't know how to use Twitter.

And in breaking news, a lawsuit has been launched against Toronto Maple Leafs President and General Manager, Brian Burke, for creating a fake Twitter account under the guise of Sean McIndoe's popular Down Goes Brown Leafs Blog...

We've just learned from DGB that the Sens will be using the over used "uhhh we have the flu" excuse tonight in the battle of Ontario. It's not the first time the Sens have resorted to this tactic and certainly will not be the last!

I just realized that Calgary must have the best practices ever. Chris Higgins shooting on Vesa Toskala. One man who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat shooting on a guy who can take a wide shot and put it squarely in the net every time. The irresistible wideness against the immovable glove hand. Who will win?

Breaking News!!Internet Blogger "Down Goes Brown" has just been signed to a 2 year deal with the toronto maple leafs to solidfy their forward unit. When asked to comment General Manager Brian Burke replied "We still believe we are very much in the playoff picture and...well why not? He's a step up from Wallin"

"Brian Burke reportedly is furious for the blogger called "Down goes brown" for impersonating him in twitter, however breaking news suggests that Down goes brown actually is Brian Burke himself and this is just clever manipulation of media and keeping attention away from failed deadline deals, just like bringing the Kessel deal up everytime Burke feels threattened about the question"

Please feel free to correct that caption´s spelling and english as im not native speaker.

Jeff: I'm trying to make myself look bright by talking about a great blog while waving a blue sharpie around hoping viewers don't realize none of the papers in front of us were written on by a blue sharpie.