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Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.Daniel Kimnoreply@blogger.comBlogger886125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-41906102191179855082018-12-04T17:00:00.000-08:002018-12-04T17:00:01.582-08:00ScrapbookSister V writes an email asking people to submit their pictures for the scrapbook...<br />except..<br />She forgot to type the "s" in the front.<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-88748019750011022642018-11-23T17:00:00.000-08:002018-11-23T17:00:01.328-08:00Special Order Boba Milk Tea <br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b>Setting:</b> Brother M goes to a boba shop.</span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b></b><b></b><br /></span></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Brother M: can I order your boba milk tea?&nbsp; but with no sugar.</span></span></div><br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Cashier: ok</span></span></div><br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Brother M: and can I get it without boba?</span></span></div><br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Cashier: ok</span></span></div><br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Brother M: and also without any tea?</span></span></div><br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Cashier: [silence]&nbsp; so... you just want milk?</span></span></div><br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Brother M: yea</span></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><br /></span></span></div><br /><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">(brother M walks out having spent $4 on a cup of milk)</span></span></div><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-16688557667273278932018-07-10T17:00:00.000-07:002018-07-10T17:00:10.659-07:00Amazing Mussels Dish<b>Setting: </b>This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck.&nbsp;<br /><br />Item that you will bring:&nbsp; Dynamite Muscles<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-78689167487292878672018-04-23T17:00:00.000-07:002018-04-23T17:00:55.548-07:00Acronyms Are Hard<b>Setting</b>: Jr bros are sharing their camping experiences, and one brother talks about how he used to change inside his sleeping bag so no one could see.<br /><br />Bro L: Dude!!&nbsp; That's TFTI!<br /><br />[silence]<br /><br />Bro J: I think you mean TMI.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-80435832704391126612018-04-18T17:00:00.000-07:002018-04-18T17:00:54.524-07:00Jesus Multiplying 5 Loaves and 2 FishAfter a Joyland lesson on Jesus feeding the 5,000, Father B asks his child if he learned about Jesus multiplying 5 loaves and 2 fish.&nbsp; The child says, "No, dad, you're wrong."&nbsp; And he takes this out.<div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a02GX4zxnTQ/WtUnHSrukJI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/zBxw5s5FbPEFUsq1ws4gPhu1wiU7W6AFwCLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_1764.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Gracepoint Rutgers Joyland Lesson" border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1200" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a02GX4zxnTQ/WtUnHSrukJI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/zBxw5s5FbPEFUsq1ws4gPhu1wiU7W6AFwCLcBGAs/s400/IMG_1764.JPG" title="Gracepoint Rutgers Joyland lesson" width="300" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>NOTE: There is nothing theologically significant about the number in this case, so perhaps this Joyland teacher wanted to make that point.&nbsp; But I doubt that that's what happened.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-5197923934316915412018-04-05T17:00:00.000-07:002018-04-05T17:00:39.672-07:00English Patient: Bananagram<b>Setting:</b> While auditing a friend's Bananagram victory...<br /><br />Sister J: Whoa, whoa!!&nbsp; Cheater!&nbsp; That's not a word!&nbsp; What is R-E-D?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-61701013936527050532018-04-02T17:00:00.000-07:002018-04-02T17:00:02.886-07:00English Patient: Blow DryingSister B: Hey, I blew dried my hair.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-36846946414870526162018-01-29T17:00:00.000-08:002018-01-29T17:01:05.061-08:00What A Sale! #2Another amazing sale.&nbsp;<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LqDamauapSs/Wm9jR6Sqt5I/AAAAAAAAA2k/6oV0EPikGH0rPT_8j1kBJplf2YBGJ2L0gCLcBGAs/s1600/awesome%2Bsale.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="736" data-original-width="759" height="386" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LqDamauapSs/Wm9jR6Sqt5I/AAAAAAAAA2k/6oV0EPikGH0rPT_8j1kBJplf2YBGJ2L0gCLcBGAs/s400/awesome%2Bsale.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-73051288161678969502018-01-20T17:00:00.000-08:002018-01-20T17:00:28.632-08:00English Patient: Amazing AbilityFriend: If you could have one amazing ability, what would it be?<br /><br />Sister J: Photogenic memory!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-41012957786364847082018-01-10T17:00:00.000-08:002018-01-10T17:00:25.951-08:00How Many Dollars Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7Xby7S0W6rk/WlajlxBrtFI/AAAAAAAAA1E/bgrXunX_jbYQuh1VkzLlDj3CR63LVnZFQCK4BGAYYCw/s1600/changing%2Blight%2Bbulb.png" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="285" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7Xby7S0W6rk/WlajlxBrtFI/AAAAAAAAA1E/bgrXunX_jbYQuh1VkzLlDj3CR63LVnZFQCK4BGAYYCw/s640/changing%2Blight%2Bbulb.png" width="640" /></a><br /><br />It seems like there is a definitive answer...&nbsp; $117.79.<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7rTIba1Ygvc/WlakZp7XlAI/AAAAAAAAA1c/hTedcgBqjjctQ_01JoID0DrnVQw8Ck-EACK4BGAYYCw/s1600/changing%2Blight%2Bbulb%2Bcloseup.png" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="164" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7rTIba1Ygvc/WlakZp7XlAI/AAAAAAAAA1c/hTedcgBqjjctQ_01JoID0DrnVQw8Ck-EACK4BGAYYCw/s320/changing%2Blight%2Bbulb%2Bcloseup.png" width="320" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-91221698095452767212017-08-28T17:00:00.000-07:002017-08-28T17:00:00.196-07:00English Patient: AlumniSister S: Hi, are you international students?<br /><br />2 girls: No, we graduated. &nbsp;We are aluminum.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-20705978887355550592017-07-31T17:00:00.000-07:002017-07-31T17:00:25.794-07:00What A Sale!!!Check out this amazing sale. &nbsp;Like they say, a dollar saved is a dollar earned.<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_jsATtkvOmk/WWRkUkhhqpI/AAAAAAAAAqc/gsp4ORi6svo-eVlCvJ7t2ByZZJcS5nj3wCK4BGAYYCw/s1600/20170708_191859.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_jsATtkvOmk/WWRkUkhhqpI/AAAAAAAAAqc/gsp4ORi6svo-eVlCvJ7t2ByZZJcS5nj3wCK4BGAYYCw/s320/20170708_191859.jpg" width="320" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-2106578103480054192017-07-21T17:00:00.000-07:002017-07-21T17:01:07.394-07:00Limes<div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;"><b>Setting: </b>Someone gets water with lemon in it.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">Brother J: These are OK, but I like limes better.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">Brother B: They're the same fruit anyways.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">Brother J: Huh? &nbsp;What do you mean?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">Brother B: Limes are just baby lemons.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-47613274184927432932017-07-15T17:00:00.000-07:002017-07-15T17:00:00.160-07:00Disgracepoint from East Coast: Floor LambsAnother post from the East Coast...<br /><br />Sister B's email:<br />Please pack those floor lambs by disassembling them and putting them in boxes. &nbsp;4 of my floor lambs broke, because I moved them. &nbsp;You need floor lambs here, as the homes here don't have light fixtures. &nbsp;So most of them need floor lambs to plug in for lights.<br /><br />A comment: It's pretty amazing that how many times sister B uses the word. &nbsp;I think she really wanted to make it abundantly clear what she was talking about.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-8985305807902618752017-07-11T17:00:00.000-07:002017-07-11T17:00:04.724-07:00Disgracepoint from East CoastWith the new East Coast church plants happening, there's been a revival of submissions to disgracepoint. &nbsp;I am thankful for the gift. &nbsp;Here's a little something from Gracepoint DMV:<br /><br />Email: Hi everyone, there is a little breakfast nuke area at the place, so you can bring a small table there for eating.<br /><br />NOTE: By the way, this person is not talking about a microwave oven.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-53279559803395229892017-07-07T17:00:00.000-07:002017-07-07T17:00:21.782-07:00Confusing License Plate<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GtGDqCcAzjs/WV3UfLnBqJI/AAAAAAAAAoo/j70gaAcH9vQmTyA7NJFnawbNcsy92GuYgCK4BGAYYCw/s1600/20170628_215749.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GtGDqCcAzjs/WV3UfLnBqJI/AAAAAAAAAoo/j70gaAcH9vQmTyA7NJFnawbNcsy92GuYgCK4BGAYYCw/s400/20170628_215749.jpg" width="400" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-70694272872064120662017-06-19T17:00:00.000-07:002017-06-19T17:00:00.152-07:00English Patient: Street Name<b>Setting</b>: English Patient Brother E is signing up for a Spotify account, and he runs into the form item asking for "Street Name".<br /><br />Brother E: Street name? &nbsp;Hmm.... People just call me by the same name. &nbsp;So for me, my street name is the same as my real name.. <br /><br />* Brother E puts down his name on the street name and presses "Submit"*<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-25603872988059805122017-05-05T17:00:00.000-07:002017-05-05T17:00:10.566-07:00Indian Patient: Tikka MasalaFriend: Hey, I really like Indian food.<br /><br />Sister S: Yeah. &nbsp;I really like Taj Mahal.<br /><br />Friend: You mean tikka masala?<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QaT0VsUR8d0/WPHK-mWKG1I/AAAAAAAAAew/lRve2Z5O3ecUvcSD8EKqv6MzFgHeLHwYgCLcB/s1600/chicken%2Btikka%2Bmasala.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QaT0VsUR8d0/WPHK-mWKG1I/AAAAAAAAAew/lRve2Z5O3ecUvcSD8EKqv6MzFgHeLHwYgCLcB/s200/chicken%2Btikka%2Bmasala.JPG" width="200" /></a></div><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-48251485345912245012017-04-27T17:00:00.000-07:002017-04-27T17:00:13.496-07:00The Asian Girl from Harry PotterFriend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter?<br /><br />Sister S: Chow Mein!<br /><br />Friend: Nevermind.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KnsomcnO-ww/WPHKKiXMGjI/AAAAAAAAAeo/vD-pUv2_Oa40eIjwXVoQszP4wY10vovUgCLcB/s1600/cho%2Bchang.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KnsomcnO-ww/WPHKKiXMGjI/AAAAAAAAAeo/vD-pUv2_Oa40eIjwXVoQszP4wY10vovUgCLcB/s200/cho%2Bchang.PNG" width="191" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;">Chow Mein</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-19484894815010406452017-04-21T17:00:00.000-07:002017-04-21T17:00:28.761-07:00English Patient: SUVSister A: I want to buy a non-American car.<br /><br />Friend: You should get a Hyundai Sonata, then.<br /><br />Sister A: Well, that's a sedan, and I was thinking about getting a USB.<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-24401151404797568732017-04-17T17:00:00.000-07:002017-04-17T17:00:25.686-07:00Mysterious Chinese Menu ItemWe have no idea what the first 2 dishes are.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_O7xkf7Tt2U/WPBLna96ejI/AAAAAAAADew/_Wo1UQapQYoiZOkDutxF-8dSbcozeAc8QCLcB/s1600/disgracepoint%2Bsd%2Bfunny%2Bmenu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="360" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_O7xkf7Tt2U/WPBLna96ejI/AAAAAAAADew/_Wo1UQapQYoiZOkDutxF-8dSbcozeAc8QCLcB/s640/disgracepoint%2Bsd%2Bfunny%2Bmenu.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-69726487752525341852017-03-21T17:00:00.000-07:002017-03-21T17:00:28.214-07:00English Patient: Nasty FalafelSister X: Hey, what is this falafel made of?<br /><br />Friend: I think it's chickpea.<br /><br />Sister X: Oh sick!! Spit it out!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-5468838999243555342017-03-14T17:00:00.000-07:002017-03-14T17:00:18.747-07:00Making sure that there are no typosChecklists are really crucial to make sure that there are no embarrassing mistakes.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OLQPg6ajOd0/WMhDird99jI/AAAAAAAADeg/1RA8LOkp7-0QIltjKwQFNDWAoYOFtMdQwCLcB/s1600/typos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="439" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OLQPg6ajOd0/WMhDird99jI/AAAAAAAADeg/1RA8LOkp7-0QIltjKwQFNDWAoYOFtMdQwCLcB/s640/typos.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-71515330680932071062016-10-28T17:00:00.000-07:002016-10-28T17:00:00.842-07:00Technology Patient: WifeSister S (Technology Patient): Hey, how is your wife?<br /><br />Brother: What?&nbsp; I'm not married.<br /><br />Sister S: Sorry, how's your Wi-Fi internet?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-13182498593021163102016-08-07T17:00:00.000-07:002016-08-07T17:00:30.670-07:00English Patient: Amazing Food PlacesSister Y: Hey, in Pleasanton, there are these amazing restaurants in the palace.<br /><br />Friend: There's a palace in Pleasanton?&nbsp; Wait, do you mean plaza?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimnoreply@blogger.com0