In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple years–nah, let’s say at least the past ten–we’ll fill you in on a little something: the Republican Party has a terrible track record with women and women’s health issues. From “the rape thing” to feminism existing so that ugly chicks can come out from the lonesome shadows and embrace the joys of civic life with all the other beautiful people, the GOP’s contemporary social ethos is about as relevant to today’s society as the pager–minus the modicum of utility still remaining within the screws of the clunky communication device. Read on for prime examples…if you dare.