Grab your current read and let the book fall open to a random page. Share two sentences from somewhere on that page and book that you’re getting the teaser from. Please avoid spoilers! Read the official Tuesday Teaser Rules.

'Dippy Dora displayed the true dimensions of her monumental ignorance at breakfast when she announced with giant confidence that she was hitherto only eating white food. She claims that she has been reliably informed (Heat Magazine, I suspect) that should one limit oneself to only a singular colour of food, one will certainly lose weight.'