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Fraud, lies and human plagiarism- I reveal what I truly am.

All this about me being a sniper in the britsh army, flying UAVs...is just a story.
I'm just a 16 year old loser, who can't pull, and has too much free time. I have extreme difficulty making friends, and keeping friendships going...I cannot socialise, I haven't been to a party since I was 8. My grades are shit, and I'm hated by most I meet.
This is basically the sad story of the real Fred.
Sorry to dissapoint you all.
I wouldn't be unhappy if all of you release a torrent of hate on me.
Feel free to delete my account, mods.

PS3: fustyferret148
New TV, no input lag! WOOP WOO- ahh, forget it.

Freds quotes of the year

Quoted from "Nick30075"

Hey, my mother cut my hair! It saved me ten bucks, four of which I had to spend on a hat.

Quoted from "Oscar"

I for one don't oppose boob assimilation! BRING IT ON! (. Y .)

Quoted from "ASG M14 manual"

Shooting at people may result in punishment

Quoted from "LucidNonsenze"

Beer and IRC chat is probably a good idea

Quoted from "chat shenanigans"

<22:54> Revolver_0celo7: yo dick is a sausage
<22:54> fredofthewoods: ALL THE FAT CHICKS LOVE IT

I don't know how to react to this thread. There's the off chance you are trolling, and I'll feel like a total retard for going along with it, but I suppose I'll go with the lesser of two evils. <- (me covering my ass) (Post above made me feel like a dick for typing that ;D)
Well at least you made this thread, it must have took a lot to actually come out and say it, besides, the act you had was bloody good! You do your research, man!

Just, start anew, there's no reason to delete an account because you had a fake persona. I'm sure you're not the only person on the internet.

At least you weren't pretending to be a child when you're actually like 40 xD