Re: FORD MOTOR COMPANY TEAMS WITH U.S. GOVERNMENT TO RESCUE THOUSANDS OF WILD MUSTANGS

"Mort Guffman" <mortguffman@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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| Wow I love the fainting goats. Actually I did know that goats don't
| eat cans but I wish I lived in a world where they did.
|
| About 100 years ago I read a Mr Natural comic where Flakey went to
| visit Mr Natural - he was allowed one question only. The best he could
| come up with was "Do goats really eat cans?"
|
| So I use this from time to time. Like in Walgreens, I picked up some
| drugs. The clerk asked me if I had any questions... You can imagine
| the rest. Another good one is from Twin Peaks, "What really went on
| between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?". You can really stop a store
| clerk cold with a question like that.