"Invisible"

Clay Aikan

"Some Cooking Skills"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan McJunkin

The Lyrics

The singer is supposed to be singing to someone who can cook. Ya know, it's wierd that each parody i come up with is about food.

What ya eatin tonight?I wish I could bein your dining hall.Are you eating a sconeor really creamy pie and this thingyou just tried tonight?Wish I could bake a cake a muffin or a pie.Chorus-----------------------------------If i had some cooking skillsthen I would not go to the luncroom.If i had some cooking skillsi'd bake key lime tonight.If crust were unbreakablethen i could just do things with a pan.I would make the darnest flan.If i had some cooking skillswait, where'd i put that can?-------------------------------------Sauceturns all gross an' brownwhen I try to makeit for a hodown.I keep missing a stepin plans for a cake.Why don't i reada cookbook sometime?How can i bakecookies without using a light?

Chorus

I use flourbut somehow it just turns green.When i try to make whipped cream nowit just gets all soggy.I can not bake without you,ice a cake or make a stew.

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