So Aaron Rodgers is Now Dating Olivia Munn

It’s good to be QB1. Because you get all kinds of fine ass! Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is now dating actress Olivia Munn, according to Us Weekly.

Yeah, we just sourced some piece of crap chick magazine. Deal with it.

I’ve always wondered why they called it Us. It sure as shit isn’t about anyone I know. Shouldn’t it be called Them? I’m getting off topic though. The topic is… HOT BROADS!

Multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly that Munn and Rodgers are dating; The pair were spotted dining with a group of pals at Nobu Malibu on Saturday, May 10, where they behaved like quite the couple.

One eyewitness tells Us that the couple was at a big table, where they laughed with friends and stole kisses throughout the meal.

Nobu. That’s a swank joint.

Now, you’re probably thinking, where do I know this Olivia Munn broad from? Well, she’s in the HBO show Newsroom and she used to be one of the hosts of Attack of the Show!. She also presented at the country music awards with Rodgers last month.

You probably remember her tits a little more than her from that appearance.

Her character was useless on The Newsroom, of course, so were all the younger characters, whose only reason to be on the show was to attract all the young liberals the show thought they’d get.

That show is off the air by now, I hope, though Jeff Daniels and the other mature adults were actually good in it. HBO somehow couldn’t figure out that if barely anyone watches MSNBC, then they aren’t going to be interested in watching behind-the-scenes-to-a-fake-MSNBC.

More importantly, Olivia was in Iron Man 2 and Magic Mike.

Geez, A-rodge leave some women for the rest of us.

Still think A-Rod needs to get married. Girlfriends are higher maintenance and needy. Don’t need that.