So, I know and you know that this blog has been all over the SERIOUS NEWS EVENTS lately. Like Ke$ha dance parties! We are all over those!

However, tonight we are also taking care of TIGER BEATDOWN T-SHIRT EVENTS coverage. We are making them! We are documenting the process of making them! We are keeping you apprised of the process! In live-blogging fashion.

We also have a jug of Tiger Beatdown-Approved Cheap Wine, so. You know! Trying to live the life to which we aspire!

Step I: Tiger Beatdown T-Shirt Fetuses!

Step II: Looking at pictures of Fiona Apple on the Internet (NOT PICTURED)

Step III: Extensive looking at every possible font before deciding on one we liked best in the first place.

Step Four: FUCK YOU PHOTOSHOP WHAT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY.

Step Five: Download new copy of Photoshop?

Step 97: Talking about Tumblr! (Seriously, Photoshop takes forever.)

Step 1115: Seriously, A LONG TIME.

Step 125,000,013: IT BEGINS

Step Thirty-Four (I Think?): Laborious cutting? WHAT? MAN, this is a taxing process. (Of which I will take photos!)

STEP THE FINAL: We have figured out how to make a Tiger Beatdown t-shirt. This is what it looks like. SORT OF. Your size, color and cut may vary, actually! So, uh… who wants one?

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I want one! It will be my new favorite t-shirt! I will wear it to my gym where all the old men I work with also go! And they will stop talking to me when I’m sweaty! Because they’re too busy looking up your blog, Sady! So it should say tigerbeatdown.com!

@Everyone: Yay, feedback! We meant to get the first test run of 14 done last night, but due to Photoshop fuckery and learning how to get everything done, we only got the one test t-shirt above completed. And now I know that we need to put a URL on there! So that’s good!

And I also think selling Tshirts could be a great way to raise funds? Not that I know anything about how it works. Seconding Eneya about quotes: you have lots of great wordiness in this blog here, getting some particularly choice phrases on tshirts would be so cool, if there are any short enough and suitable …