Three guys get killed in an accident near Christmas time and meet St. Peter at the pearly gates.
St. P: Ok, gentlemen, since it's December, you must produce an object associated with Christmas in order to get into heaven.
1st guy: Well, I have a toothpick in my pocket....that could be a Yule Log!
St.P: Pretty lame, but OK, I'll let you in.
2nd guy: Uh....I know! Taking out his keys, he shakes them up and down. I've got jingle bells!
St. P: That's even worse! But ok, it's Christmas..come on in.
3rd guy: Hmm...well here, I have these...(as he takes a pair of women's underwear out of his pocket)
St. P: No! no way! You cannot convince me that women's underwear has anything to do with Christmas!
3rd guy: They're Carol's....