Stick a pony in me pocket I’ll fetch the suitcase from the van Cause if you want the best ‘uns And you don’t ask questions Then brother I’m your man

Where it all comes from Is a mystery It’s like the changing of the seasons And the tides of the sea But heres the one thats driving me berserk Why do only fools and horses work La la lala – la la la la la (etc)

Stick a pony in me pocket I’ll fetch the suitcase from the van Cause if you want the best ‘uns And you don’t ask questions Then brother I’m your man

Where it all comes from Is a mystery It’s like the changing of the seasons And the tides of the sea But heres the one thats driving me berserk Why do only fools and horses work La la lala – la la la la la (etc)

Stick a pony in me pocket I’ll fetch the suitcase from the van Cause if you want the best ‘uns And you don’t ask questions Then brother I’m your man

Where it all comes from Is a mystery It’s like the changing of the seasons And the tides of the sea But heres the one thats driving me berserk Why do only fools and horses work La la lala – la la la la la (etc)