"She's Got Issues"

"She's Suicidal"

Elf The Newfie

The Lyrics

Um... This Is My Girlfriend We're Talking About Here, So Let's Be Nice... But Please Leave A Comment.

I'm seein this girl and she puts me out of my mind.She's my baggage because she wants suicide.We talk about our problems and i dont mind a bit.I try to be sensitive but she's still trying the shit.

Oh man, she's suicidal.Is she gonna die?We're all to be victims.Yeah.

Now i know she'll do somethingIf she's left by herself.And i know she's gonna commitIf that knife stays on her shelf.

Oh man, what can i do?Tell me what's wrong.She will be a victimAnd it will be the fault of me.

Sandy, no you're not messed up.Your peers will make your life a chore.Do us all a big favor.Throw that knife outside the door!

Now she talks about her friend sometimes, but thats okayBut then she gets really downJust because he's gayYou told me a couple of times how your dad wished you were a sonAnd then you become really depressedAnd wish that you were one

Oh man, she's my girlfriendAnd she is so greatShe will be the victemBut so will everyone elseMy god, suicidal!We're all gonna pay...

If you think i'm unfaithfulThen why do you love me at all?Sandy please do not do itIf you do i'll take the fall.

I know i'm not worth itStaying with me is a choreBut if it gets too bad.Dont end up in puddle on the floor.

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