Sunday, April 17, 2005

I'm putting a link to this post at the bottom of every page so I can make the following legal notice available:Legal Notice: Everything written on this blog is satire/parody and should be understood as such.

My reason for putting up this notice up is simple -- I have no interest in getting sued for making a joke.

The fact that this blog is satire is no surprise to those who frequent it and is something of an open secret. My response to those who think I'm trying to perpetrate some sort of fraud as a means to scare others away from Christianity is: "Get A BRAIN! MORANS"

This blog is not an attempt to make some overarching statement about Christianity or religion. It is a satirical look at the Christian Right in American politics with a few stupid jokes about Republicans thrown in and is nothing more than this.

This admission changes nothing about the dynamic of this blog. Herman and I will remain as committed as ever to writing absurd posts and responding to comments in a belligerent manner.

Please also note that all comments posted on the blog, and all emails sent to The Moral Mailbox become property of Conservatives for American Values.

20 Comments:

Say it isn't so Mr. Steele... I really thought you were a true believer in our Holy Cause to rid the world of God-less heathen unbelievers homosexuals and those evil liberals.

Wait I know. You were forced to post this by those Godless Liberal Pinko Commies weren't you? Yes thats it I can tell you would never say something like that. The Michael Gregory Steele I pray for would never abandon our noble cause... Not like that.

I am sincerely crushed to see you bow under the oppression of the Left, MGS and Herman. I weep openly for you today, and then will never speak of this post again. I look forward to your regular scripture message each day.

I live my life based on the advice at this site! Since it’s all good advice I’m not changing a thing. Get back in the closest you filthy liberals and get back to teaching the true conservative values that you despise so much. God has given you a gift and He is speaking through you whether you Godless scum realize it or not. I’m sure he just plans on throwing your used hollow carcasses into the flaming pits of Hell after He is done with you. Perhaps He will then let me spit upon you and your ilk.

I fear an avalanche of Rightwing blogs fessin' up to satire. Then the whole conservative enterprise system will collapse.

Hackright'll say, "Yeah, we thought we could fool ya. Had ya'll going for a while didn't we with the Freedom and God stuff. Yeah we made a few bucks - hahaha - we all owe Rush a dime or two if you know what I mean! And thank god - thats lower case now - there weren't any real innovations in popular music otherwise people might've listened to that instead of talk radio... Did ya'll like that 'Iraq will be our gas station stuff... $0.50/gallon.' Haha. I thought it was over-the-top butmuddier visionaries prevailed. See a core group of us made a pact in college and started a secret society and damned if we didn't have ya'll going for 30 some years. Oh, well, it's been a great ride. Sorry for all the death and stuff. Except for the hippies! Remember folks, liberals are all gay and evil and America-hating socialists. Just kidding, you can all live in peace, I'm off to my island."

Don't burst my bubble, MGS. This game of politics is so fun. It's the only game where the players can still dope up.