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This is a really weird one to get pissy about being a 3DS release. An engine and a bunch of graphics already exist for 3DS M&L games, which are being taken advantage of to greatly expedite the dev cycle here, if not justify the development of such a project entirely. If it were a Switch game, they'd have had to create entirely new assets from the ground up, and a game with a quick turnaround would have instead become something we wouldn't even be seeing for another year or two.

Anyway, the 3DS M&Ls are super-pretty but kinda meh, whereas Superstar Saga is still the best M&L, so this is a pretty rad chocolate & peanut butter situation.

I don't care about this one at all. The 3DS was made for Star Fox and F-Zero, and we got one fucking remake out of that. Now the damn thing should be dropped like a bad habit, and they're putting a polygonal Metroid on it. One of the best things about the Switch is that Nintendo can't choose the wrong hardware anymore. We just need the 3DS to fuck off.