"We've decided to change our mission slightly," the posting reads. "We're going to cut down the amount of beers we have on tap to save some quid and also we'll replace most of the Irish Favorites on the menu with Tex Mex style cuisine. Also Trivia tonight will be in Italian."

One is a statue depicting the diminutive SU leader in her famed public appearance with Shaquille O'Neal. Another is the renaming of SU's public-private development project the "Connective Cantorridor."

"I just wanted to let you all know, that I am tired of playing Beatles music, and am eliminating all of their songs from my solo acoustic act. I've actually reached the end of my rope, and it's time for me to move on. Today, I am starting a new quintet with my friend Skip Clark, and it will be called - Davie Clark 5."