Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"

Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)

First and foremost, Princess Killestia, supreme ruler of Pwniekind. She combines the best traits from all three Pwnie types: The magic of the Horny Pwnies, the wings of the Kamikaze Pwnies, and... uh... yeah. Princess Killestia's mastery of magic is so great that she can move entire stellar bodies with just a thought. Therefore, Pwnies do not need spaceships; the Princess just moves the entire Ekvestrian solar system to wherever they want to wage war.

Here are some special Pwnie troops. On the left is Flutterdie together with a member of her 'Angels of Death' drop bunny units. Flutterdie drops them onto the enemy from the skies, causing death and destruction through impact or nibbling. With their sharp teeth and constant hunger, these bunnies make excellent plantery assault troopers.

Next is Nonavia, a famed Pwnie musician who plays deadly Cello Metal in battle. Her octaves go to 9.

And on the right we see Oliversqueak. Though only a foal, he is as hardened as any Pwnie warrior thanks to his upbringing. He lost his parents at an early age, and through a series of koincidences ended up in one of the feared Britannian orphanage-workhouses, where his life consisted of nothing but brutality and hard labor. Such a childhood made him oblivious to grief and pain. Also, he picked up the most adorable Britannian accent.

Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"

Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)

I took the Pwnies for an outing against KittywithLEGO's mummies and her neighbor's knightdudes, in a CP-matched game. They performed well enough. Pwnies do a lot of damage, but when one of them goes down it's a bigger loss than when a minifig dies. I decided to increase Kamikaze Pwnie damage to 2d10 explosions, otherwise crashing them isn't really worth it.

The battle concluded in classic BrikWars style, as Princess Killestia moved the sun closer and everyone burned to death.

Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.