Old Woman Wakes up to Drunken, Random Chargers Fan on Her Couch

The Chargers lost another tough one on Thursday night. In short, they have been the same old Chargers. Everyone expected big things from Philip Rivers and company headed into the season, but after nine games San Diego is below .500. Losing at home in a shootout to the Packers is understandable, but allowing the division-rival Raiders to come in and smack you around is not what Chargers fans wanted to see. Maybe that’s why one of them got so drunk he barged into an old lady’s house and passed out on her couch.

According to the San Diego Union-Times, an 81-year-old woman woke up at around 7:20 Friday morning only to walk downstairs and find a Chargers fan passed out on her couch. The man, who she did not know in any way, was wearing a Chargers jersey. The Pacific Beach woman called the police, and the sloppy fan was arrested and charged with being drunk in public.

Here is my question: Assuming the report includes all the known details, how is this idiot only being charged with public intoxication? He let himself into a house that wasn’t his and fell asleep on the house. Breaking and entering? Trespassing? Maybe one of our lawyer readers can help me out on this.