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October 2000

Oh, Lucy. You started off so well and now you are in a bandau bikini top and a see-through blouse THAT MATCHES THE KNEE SKIRTS THAT SOMEHOW LEECHED ONTO YOUR PANTS. Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz thoughtfully matched her chastity belt to her boots, and Drew Barrymore... appears to have forgotten how buttons work, or that they exist, or that she is not Courtney Love.