Two men of questionable means worked the Post Office lobby, systematically rattling the little doors on the P.O. boxes, perhaps hoping one would spring open and disgorge fungible treasure.

Michael Irvin

Former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin was arrested in Plano, Texas, in November 2005. Police pulled the 39-year-old wide receiver over for speeding and found a multi-colored pipe that tested positive for marijuana residue inside a Versace sunglasses case under the driver's seat of his 2005 Mercedes Benz. The NFL great was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia and booked into the city jail.