Ed Hardy Wants to Keep You Germ Free and Tacky

You see them everywhere, those guys and gals who stroll around town in their glitzy, tattoo-inspired Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier apparel. And, if you are like me, you wonder aloud "But how do they keep their hands clean and still maintain brand allegiance?" Rest easy, Ed Hardy Hand Sanitizer is here.

This new venture in kitsch comes in either 2 oz. or 9.3 oz. super glam bottles, and has a lovely coconut-bergamot scent. Also available are hand sanitizing pens and foaming hand sanitizer. All the personal hygiene will work to distract yourself and others from how ugly this brand truly is. Check out the gallery for proof.