Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: cries b-but i-i didnt say t-that!!
Friend 3: writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored
Me: points at pencil lead NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS LEAD TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up.
All my friends: groan at horrible pun

The Man: “Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?” The Son: “Because , milk is important.” The Man: “Why don’t you ever come with your mom?” The Boy: “Who?” The Man: “Your mom?” The Boy: “I don’t have a mom.” The Man: “I’m sorry for your loss.” The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .