Dems Vow A Blaze Of Neutered Glory

Senate Democrats say they’re prepared to go out in a final blaze of glory by passing one last completely neutered bill. They’re planning a valiant charge aimed at making a last stand with a watered-down, ultimately inconsequential piece of legislation.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/senate-democrats-hoping-to-go-out-in-final-blaze-o,37427/
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