What the hell ? No fucking bingo nights ? Oh man. Your beligion is gonna fail big time without bingo. Did you learn nothing in the seminary ? When you need a bishop for confirmations, I just bought a bishopric from the same outfit Egsy bought his. So you can kiss my ring, and I will confirm, (for a fee of course). I also have a consulting arm that will instruct the ladies on how to run bingo nights. Really. You need bingo. Just ask the Catholics.

Insufferable know-it-all. God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.