I couldn't help but notice you were out a-whoring. Now, I realise I'm not fond of people whoring on my talk page, but I see no problem with making simple comments on the talk page of a self-confessed whore. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I'm so glad you enjoyed my UnScript. * cough * blimey, excuse me - bit of a tickle in my throat. And good luck with that article that someone was kind enough to nom for you. ;-) --SirU.U.Esq.VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee13:05, Apr 9

Why my fine sir, I was just thinking the same thought ; ) --SirDJ~Irreverent 13:16, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Do whatever you can. Use the posters for all those movies as inspiration. You'd be so surprised how few female breakdancers one can find on the internet.-~~SirLjlego,GUN[talk] 19:19, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for not being a dick. I appreciate your constructive "against". I don't disagree with you at all, I didn't have VFH in mind when I rewrote this. In fact, I had nothing in mind (as so often happens), I just started writing with zero plan and an hour later that's pretty much how it came out. I didn't mean for it to become a "yo mamma" article, that's just how it turned out organically. I'm not above rewriting the end sections to something else, but I just can't think of anything more appropriate for the article. If you have any suggestions I'd love to hear them! -OptyCSucks! CUN 16:14, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Well you have a nice article there, good work. It is very well written but, as I said before, devolved in parts to yo mamma. My best advice is to read over it and change what you think sounds out of place or could be improved, kind of a dust up or something. --SirDJ~Irreverent 16:19, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, I don't think I can remove "your mom" from the article completely. To me it's not really about "your mom", more about the final act of stealing the guy's life. I'll work on it tonight and tomorrow and try to tone it down a bit, make it bit less "in your face". Thanks again. -OptyCSucks! CUN 16:36, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

The your mum bit were alright, much better than average yo mamma jokes but the fact is that people see them and sigh. It is better than before though. Try and make the narrator sound like less of a douche, that detracted from the funny IMO. Its just my opinion and I am rather hard-assed when it comes to voting on VFH. Keep on writing! --SirDJ~Irreverent 06:21, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

I axed a couple superfluous "your mom" jokes and took out a picture. I'm not trying to get you to change your vote mind, I'm just wondering if you think it's enough or if I should go further? Thanks. -OptyCSucks! CUN 22:35, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

That you do a little photoshopping. Would you be interested in a small project for me? -OptyCSucks! CUN00:13, 23 Apr

I was wondering if it would be possible to make it look like these chicks are holding a box of "Nazi Scout Cookies". I was thinking maybe replace the jaunty hand on the hip with a hand holding a box. I know nothing about chopping so I don't know how hard it'd be. If you can't do it, just let me know. -OptyCSucks! CUN14:05, 25 Apr

However, he felt that giving out some piss was the wrong way of going about thanking,
and, as poor as he is here on Uncyc, couldn't afford any cakes or other delicacies
So he thought, with this revision of Uncyc, he'd just give you this template, and be done with it.

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