Garfield Minus Jon

You've seen Garfield minus Garfield, right? The online blog sensation ("blogsation") that has made Garfield sorta funny again (along with, of course, Lasagna Cat). The guy behind it removed Garfield from the comic, which left us with a manically-depressed Jon. What would happen if our lasagna-lovin' lazy lothario had no Jon though? Who would he make his dry one-liners to? Whose social life would he mock? Let us find out