Noo awa baak in tha oulin deys in France they had a getherin caa’d a Festival o Fools an A wus jest wunnerin if wae cudnae houl yin wursels, maebae tha boys up in Stormont cud gie is a lead in this metter. Maebae wae cud set up a special school for foolery oot aboot tha Dry Erch am sure thaur wud bae a grant on tha go for that if ye had tha richt connections.