I think my biffle should have all the intelligent tumblr posts hanging around her classroom. It's brilliant and evil; like he kids will think/know she's cool and pay attention and want to follow her...but can't, so they'll get excited to come to class because they can't see her live tumble posts. #highschool

One of my all-time favorite jokes: A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy......................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................ ...and coke." The bartender…