Cruel and unusual. On a more serious note, going by the ages of the victim and the perpetrator, sounds like the girl behind the wheel was afraid of a little cougarly competition for her man. And nuts. Definitely sounds nuts.

The Irresponsible Captain:Young men: I know you can be a little lonely, and she's good looking and willing, but you must remember the first rule.

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Friends don't let friends do crazy.

1. How hot?2. How crazy?3. Does she know your real name?4. Does she know where you live?5. Have you let anything slip that may let her figure out your real name?6. Have you already slept with her and found out later that she was crazy? (At which point you may decide you might as well give it one more go since crazy is always great in bed)7. Do you have children/family/valuable possessions that could be held hostage/murdered/destroyed?8. How do you feel about pain?

Now take all of that into account when deciding whether the potential damage is worth it to have memories of the hottest sex you will ever experience. Risk vs. Reward. You will likely underestimate both of them.

But always remember:

A vasectomy is your friend. If you get the crazy girl pregnant you're doomed.