Summary: Jim has heard rumors that chocolate is apparently the one substance in the galaxy that can make a Vulcan intoxicated. So of course he has to see for himself and decides to slip Spock some to see if it's true. He expects to see some adorable and hilarious drunken Vulcan boyfriend for the next few hours. He discovers that chocolate does indeed have an effect on Vulcans. . .just not effects normally associated with being inebriated. Turns out chocolate is a closer equivalent of psychedelic drugs for Vulcans. Spock ends up on the most terrifying trip of his life and ends up seriously freaking out. At first it's hilarious, then it quickly stops being funny, and Jim has to pick up the pieces because of his stupid prank. Some nice hurt/comfort moments with a happy ending please! This came about because I have searched and searched and I have yet to find any canon references to chocolate making Vulcans drunk. I know that the novelization of "The Voyage Home" states that sugar - not chocolate - has intoxicating effects on Vulcans, and that apparently Quark once offered a Vulcan the choice of Vulcan port or chocolate, but that's about it. Categories: Fiction Characters: None

Despite the many stories on the subject, one does have to ask if getting Spock shit-faced is the best way to get him into bed. So for once, Jim doesn't get a hot and horny Vulcan covered in Hershey's Syrup.

Moments in Jim & Spock's lives - and in their life together. Lots of Angst and H/C... Slight AU maybe... Not NC17, but not exactly any of the other ratings either. This is a lot of soul searching heartache, and supportiveness.

A situation where Spock is in the early stages of pon farr, and Jim helps him take a cold water bath to try and alleviate some of the fever already coursing through him. Spock wonders at why this man should love him like he does, and Jim comes up with a very creative, totally logical answer. Post-TMP. Spock's second pon farr and they haven't had sex yet.

An incident during a shore leave gone disastrous leaves Spock with a link he never expected with his captain—a bond he needs but which he suspects Jim never wanted. The consequences of how he deals with that ‘belief’ change everything for them.

Everything was falling into place for Kirk and Spock. THey have careers, friends, family and are to be bonded. However, their fantasy life is threatened when the night before their bonding, Spock his hurt in a decidedly cruel and unusual way.

Captured on a routine shore leave, Jim and Spock find themselves as the most recent additions to the population of a mysterious world, under the control of an invisible and deadly power. As they struggle to survive and to understand the circumstances of their abduction, they are tested in ways they could never have imagined, relying on each other and on their own inner strength, and discovering the potential of their transformative relationship.

After spending quite some time in Spock's company, Jim Kirk is determined to disprove some myths about the superiority of Vulcans. He later discovers that sometimes trying to prove a myth wrong is not as fun when confronted with the evidence to do so.

Kirk should know better than to get Spock, his stoic Second In Command, rip roaring drunk on Romulan Ale AND Chocolate and then pass him the mic on Karaoke night. Because sometimes, when a man's reserve implodes with the force of three supernovas, you get even more than you bargained for...