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This is not a drill people! We were just browsing around DreamLover.com, a new site that lets you connect with your favorite adult starlets, and this is what we saw:

Holy shit. That’s Nicole Aniston.

And at the time we’re writing this, you can get Nicole Aniston’s phone number and text her for free. FOR FREE!

Well, not exactly for free. Here’s how it works.

Once you sign up for Dream Lover, buying pornstars’ phone numbers will cost you a certain number of coins. The number of coins you need to unlock a specific star’s phone number varies pending on the star.

Why such a huge discrepancy between the prices of Remy LaCroix’s and Mia Malkova’s phone numbers? Who knows! Who cares! Dream Lover doesn’t need to know that I would have given them my life-savings to get either of their phone numbers. But that’s besides the point.

For a limited time only, when you sign up for Dream Lover and upgrade your account for a dollar (that’s $1.00), you can get Nicole Aniston’s phone number without spending any extra coins!

So while you can break the bank and splurge on Remy LaCroix’s phone number, spending $1.00 for Nicole Aniston’s phone number is a steal and a half.

What the hell can you get for a dollar anyways? One can of soda? Yeah, I’d rather spend my $1.00 on getting Nicole Aniston’s phone number, thank you very much. Besides, Nicole’s a big health nut so she probably wouldn’t be down with big soda drinkers.