Skinny white thing you're the kingYou're the queen of them all!You've got styleYou've got looksBut your brain's off the hookHanging in the hall!In the car, in the barOr out on the streetThere's always a crowd that falls at your feet!Like the girls you mate!Ain't it great, to be fake?

[Chorus]Skinny white thing,Livin' in you're own wet dream!Strut like a king and you pout like a queen!Skinny white thing!

You might be fine, uniqueAttention so you seek!And if a mirror could walkIt would jump up and kiss you on the cheekAnd you love the haze of clubs and placesWith drippy girls and smiling faces!What did you take? Ain't it great, to be fake?

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Oh no

Phony and fake:Like the drugs that you take!Phony and fake:Like the people you rate!Phony and fake:Like you're father's estate!Phony and fake:Like the girls that you mate!