The Declaration of Independence says men have the right to chase women around the room.

"…we had the right of life and liberty! … and the pursuit of happiness!" 🎶 🏃👈😙 (this is a real scene from a children's educational piece about American history. What the actual heck?! And even crazier: it didn't really seem weird at the time.) http://bit.ly/1GL3GIP

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Life would be really hard without pronouns.

"He, him, and his are pronouns replacing the noun Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, a very proper noun. And it is a pronoun replacing the noun...kangarooooooo!" 🎶 http://bit.ly/1g2EoQ1

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The writers might have been recreational drug users.

"Somewhere in the ancient mystic trinity, you get three, a magic number. The past and the present and the future, faith and hope and charity, the heart and the brain and the body give you three, a magic number." 🎶 http://bit.ly/1eVjsdk