SPOILER ALERT: This Is Hilarious

As someone who has held a job sitting in a cubicle typing up character-limited marketing descriptions of products no one wants, I understand how important it is to stay fresh and amuse yourself. I also understand genius when I see it. Whoever wrote this should have their own show. And then write the description of their own show.

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My roommate at my last apartment noticed that description, and made a similar comment. We were then delighted to discover that a LOT of the FEARnet movies have similarly awesome descriptions. Check them out. The amusement is endless (except for when you have run through all the movies and then it ends).

I just spent four minutes watching that Circle of Life video, even though I have a midterm in 1 hour 40 minutes, and need to get much more studying done.
Because if you embed it videogum, I watch it. That is my videogum promise.
Except, “Gizzie” was damn hard to justify.

Did you see the first ‘Waxwork’ about the wax figures that come to life and kill people? Mark and Sarah survived that one. Unfortunately, so did a wax hand that followed Sarah home and killed her stepfather. Now people think Sarah did it. Stupid wax hand.

Yeah, the FEARnet copywriter is an underrated genius. He’s like the new Arcata Eye.
I also feel that if FEARnet is going to capitalize the first part of their name, they might as well go the whole nine yards and officially make the change to FEAR!net.

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