I got a thing for lopsided boobs. I really like it when one is significantly bigger than the other. I also like saggy boobs, and droopy boobs, and empty boobs. Especially if they got some big nipples. I can totally chew on some big nipples.

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.

Hey now! My first option was fap....

Personally, I like anything but fake. Some lopsided and saggy look great, some don't. Some perky ones look great, some don't. Lets all just remember that, as men, the greatest gift god gave us was boobs. We should never discriminate or mock.

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.

Hey now! My first option was fap....

Personally, I like anything but fake. Some lopsided and saggy look great, some don't. Some perky ones look great, some don't. Lets all just remember that, as men, the greatest gift god gave us was boobs. We should never discriminate or mock.

Just thinking about the milk is making me thirsty. I'll nurse on that nip until morning. You know what, sometimes there's a hair or two poking out of the nip. NBD, right?

casual disregard:I got a thing for lopsided boobs. I really like it when one is significantly bigger than the other. I also like saggy boobs, and droopy boobs, and empty boobs. Especially if they got some big nipples. I can totally chew on some big nipples.

Just farking droop your nipple into my mouth already.

Ok that was nice. I am LMAO*

/*Ialthough the "chew" on mipples was heinous.//But that's what made me laugh.

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.

Hey now! My first option was fap....

Personally, I like anything but fake. Some lopsided and saggy look great, some don't. Some perky ones look great, some don't. Lets all just remember that, as men, the greatest gift god gave us was boobs. We should never discriminate or mock.

I guess theoretically I'd be okay with fake ones that you couldn't see, but you usually can. There's nothing worse than the hard line of an implant under skin, especially when they're wandering out and towards the armpits for some reason.

But the absolute worst are the implants on super, super skinny bony girls that look like a urinal cake shoved under the skin with the skin stretched taut across it. You can't even pretend it's boob-like. There's usually these weird muscle-lumps where the cleavage should be, distorted by the implant itself.

Back in the early 90s, my friends hosted a toga party one night at their apartment. One of my friends warned us that his girlfriend was really upset when he had apparently pointed out that one of her breasts was larger than the other. I mean, REALLY upset. On top of an upcoming toga party, she was really angsty about the whole thing so the friend warned all of us to not say anything about her at all.

The night of the toga party, everyone's having a good time and I see the girlfriend in question. I was buzzed and forgot about the admonishment. She was REALLY cute in a toga but something was off.

"Hey, XXXX! You gotta lift up one side of your (toga bra made from a bed sheet...I actually just pointed) it's making your boobs look lopsided!"

She suddenly burst into tears and locked herself in her boyfriend's room. I felt really bad...REALLY bad...until XXXxXXX's best friend, a classically trained ballerina, who I always thought was more interested in another friend more than me, grabbed my arm and said: "Thank God! She's been going (whiny voice) 'Do you think anyone will notice?!' for the past three hours. SO annoying!"

/Wherever you are, my tiny dancer, THANK YOU for a GREAT night.//When I said ballet dancers were weak frail little things and then you wrapped your legs around me and proved me wrong....what memories.