Jessica Simpson's gonna get robbed!!!! Celebrities Gone Wild

Page Six confirms what we reported earlier in the week: Nick and Jessica never signed a prenup! In order to combat Nick's sticky fingers, the blonde one has hired a nasty divorce lawyer named Laura Wasser. Can't wait for the hearing!

Joy Bryant claims her Ivy League education allowed her to go to Paris and never "wake up butt naked in a chateau wearing handcuffs, thinking, 'Why am I here — with a headache?!'" So how come Yale didn't steer her away from that terrible sex scene in Get Rich or Die Tryin'?

Sometime-actor, full-time White Stripe Jack White is expecting a child with new-wife, model Karen Elson. Expect the child's name to have something to do with The Lady From Shanghai.

John Belushi's widow is pissed off that she told all of his friends to talk to Bob Woodward. She's now directing them to a new biographer to tell all the same stories over again - plus new, nasty ones about a certain reporter with the initials of B. W.