Hithere, a tentacled 6-foot-midget, hails from the icy planet of Ubertron, where everything is uber-cool.

Once a powerful and noble ruler of the Kingdom of LOLcatville, Hithere was beloved by all LOLcats and LOLdogs. Under his reign, LOLcatville and Ubertron enjoyed two decades of peace and prosperity.

But the golden age would not last for long as his scheming evil twin brother Erehtih, ruler of the neighboring kingdom of FAILdom, declared war on LOLcatville in 1943. Ubertron was plunged into an era of chaos and destruction like never before witnessed. Eventually, Erehtih's mighty armada of FAILboats proved to be too powerful for Hithere's forces. In 1947, Hithere was forced to flee the war-torn Ubertron in a ROFLspacecopter. He then crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico, on a blue planet called Earth. Erehtih gained full control of Ubertron and ruled it with an iron fist.

Hithere vows to return to Ubertron one day and overthrow his brother to restore the peace on the planet. But for now, he enjoys watching football and supports Manchester United.