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We're talking regular and unending suppression of any and all evidence of Friday's ludicrously successful K-Pop career.

Now that I've come to terms with the actual contents of this thread, I gotta vote for the candidates who spent the most time on the campaign trail—i.e., those with whom I've shared a hearty, politically-inspiring handshake. Sorry you got eliminated before I checked out the thread, Mothra.