Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Twilight Zone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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This isn't my house, feels like beans are cold My beakers they moved and then the moving stopped Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? So you will come and go, when the bull head hits the phone.

Original Lyrics:

This place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? So you will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.