TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on thesame day, same time."_____________

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped downhis father's cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."_____________

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you sayprayers before eating?SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook._____________

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" isexactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!_____________

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps ontalking when people are no longer interested?PUPIL: A teacher.