Most of the color names on the left are real, but the three two-word ones are references to the blog post, and a couple others are just ones I threw in as filler because I've run out of time to fiddle with it.

I'm teaching every 8-year-old relative to say this, and every 22-year-old to do the same thing with Toy Story. Also, Pokémon hit the US almost two decades ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 26 next year. Next Monday marks the day when "Scary" is halfway between 9/11 and the present.

There's a certain amount of freedom involved in cycling: you're self-propelled and decide exactly where to go. If you see something that catches your eye to the left, you can veer off there, which isn't so easy in a car, and you can't cover as much ground walking.

Alt: Dear Time Traveling Historians, I get that whatever's happening here is supposed to be important, but GET OUT OF MY WAY AND LET ME WORK!!"Great, now there'll never be a cure for cancer." "Nice going, Steve."

"The Universe is for raptors now!" say Raptors, as they take over all of Universe.