“Your vajayjay does not look the same for a very long time,” Rowland, 36, told USA Today on Tuesday, adding that inspecting her crotch with a mirror was “the world’s worst idea.”

The former Destiny’s Child singer, who welcomed son Titan in 2015, claimed that a pal tried to convince her that her husband, Tim Witherspoon, wouldn’t care about her “loose and floppy” lady parts — but that didn’t matter to her.

“But, I care about it,” she lamented. “We go to get it all done up and trimmed and waxed and this and that and it’s all swollen and crazy, and you’re just wondering, ‘What just happened?’”