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The two of them were in a passionate embrace and things were progressing nicely until he pulled down his pants for her and she got a gander at his drawers.

She then pulled back in shock and said, 'Oh, I'm sorry -- I thought you were a heterosexual!", tightened her trenchcoat and then marched with purpose away from him. She's got the feminine version of blueballs which is why she looks so pissed. She is thinking, "Why are all the smartly dressed ones nellies?"

He, perplexed at the turnabout of his luck, is staring at the underwear he thought was "bitchrod" and is now questioning everything he knows about douchebag eurotrash fashion. He is wondering if he should, indeed, go back to boxers.

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU DOUCHEBAGS and EUROTRASH ALIKE!! Keep your manly intimates MANLY and unfussy. At least if you want women to have sex with you.