"Families of those injured in last night's concert disaster are suing the makers of the world's first Chainsaw / Guitar. This tragedy, wherein hundreds of concertgoers were hurt and dozens killed, was doubly painful being the return show for the rock band Great White."

Ok, i have that exact saw in the above pic. I use it to cut down trees, not stools... Is it that impressive to see a chain saw in action, that you have to cut apart a stool onstage? Now thats METAL baby..

And anyone who still names their kids Jesse James should be drawn and quartered, or at least sawed in half.