Thursday, June 23, 2011

Lohan is currently under home confinement while serving a sentence for a necklace theft conviction."

Blah, blah, blah... Why is it that if this was me I would be in some prison somewhere all dressed in orange with a new friend named Bubba? How is that she keeps getting another chance? If she is not going to be sent to jail or given the chair then at least send her to Libya or Iraq where she can be of some use to society as a human shield or something.

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Queen Ima Tramp lives in her castle in the hills above the Sunset Strip with her faithful man servant, Ben Dover. The Queen was exiled from her island kingdom, Highinmighty, in 1982. She now lives out her remaining years in Los Angeles speaking out whenever she sees injustice, corruption or bad fashion.