Suck My Video Vegetables

When is a cucumber ever just a cucumber? Maybe when Groucho Marx buys one at the Whole Foods in the sky. No, not even then. And definitely not in Magan & Rodriguez's latest music video.

Cucumbers, carrots, bananas, popsicles, licorice. It's a forest of edible phallic symbols as barely-clad cuties slice, dice and cavort to the Spanish duo's electro house hit, "Suck My." Suck what? We don't think Magan, who looks sort of like a babyfaced José Andrés, means geoduck. In case an iota of doubt remains, the video explains it all by becoming NSFW at 3:10.