Soccer Referee - complete with whistle, red/yellow card, and notebook. Would work great: Girl drops her drink or something? Give her a yellow and record her name in the notebook. If she does it again, pull out red and eject her. \t

I was thinking of being a blow-up doll. I was gonna just wear a shiny skin colored outfit and a flat wig and put a red ring around my mouth and then paint my mouth and the area inside the ring black or skin colored. Of course I would have to add some details to the skin but that would be easy.

Oh and for future reference, pageboys on Capitol Hill don't have milk mustaches, they have man-milk mustaches.

I'm going as Robin Hood. The Errol Flynn version, no less. It was my favorite movie as a kid, mostly because my dad would always watch it with me. Anyway, I'm already taking a lot of shit for it! Would any of you guys actually willingly wear tights with a costume, or have I gone batshit crazy?

i was thinking of dressing as bill murray from "what about bob?" with the leather shoes and dress socks kahki shorts and the "dont hassle me im local" t-shirt. I was thinking I could add the fishbowl necklace as well.