8. Best Diss: When Phaedra and Kim whip out the claws about
Phaedra's due date on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the new mother takes a nasty
swipe at Kim's alleged nursing degree: "Honey, just because you strip out
of a nurse's outfit does not make you a nurse, baby girl." Not exactly
something we thought we'd hear from the mouth of a self-proclaimed Southern
belle, but we'll take it.

7. Worst Second Act: Now with some extra time on his
hands, Larry King drops by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to chat about
semi-retirement and debut, as Leno dubs it, his "bright young comedy
styling" in a stand-up routine. "If you're watching to book me, I
tell stories..." King says, before launching into two lengthy jokes, er,
stories, even supplying his own "bada-bum" after one punchline. All
we can say is: Don't quit your day job. Oh, wait...

6. Sweet 16 Award: After 16 years
and two children together, Bret Michaels decides it's time to make an
honest woman out of his girlfriend, Kristi Gibson, so he pops the question on
the season finale of Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It. Her response? "Are
you sure?" "I'm sure," he tells her. So, uh, what's going to
happen to that Rock of Love bus?