Wait, Bob wants you to start training for a triathlon? He'll be the Clint Eastwood to your Hillary Swank, the Burgess Meredith to you Sly Stallone, the Yoda to your Luke. (Should have just gone with that one...)

HAHAHA! Get on it, mom!The other night when I was putting my son to bed, he was planning the next day for me (per usual). "Now mom, as SOON as you get up in the morning, you really NEED to take a shower, because your hair is a MESS!" Among other things, kid, among other things.