Seize The Opportunity To Screw Up Your Life

Do it now before it’s too late.
This is a non exhaustive list of the things you could do to screw up your life before your first job.
Rant on Twitter about Jews, brown or black people, the nazis or the imminent alien invasion.
Sext a friend. If you javen’t got any friends, sext a policeman for quick results.
Steal a car. Gotta be quick there, because soon we will all be using driverless cars.
Cjeat in your exams, then fail them, just to make sure.