Star Wars

In the film star wars there is the very large, unnatural star, which when zoomed in on repeatedly, has been shown to be made up of the word microsoft. The makers of the film did not make this, and thus the only possible explanation is tampering with the film during some rather dull and boring editing being done on Microsoft machines.

The truth: George Lucas sold his soul to Evil Inc, which is a subsidiary of Microsoft Universe Domination Advantage Project. Every pixel in the movie is made up of red, green, blue or black versions of the Windows Vista logo which improves movie quality and makes it easier for you to know who your Jedi master is.

This conspiracy is believed to have been started by a color-blind dog named Snoop Dogg.