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They are reading my mind

It happens after every election. The results are announced and immediately these fuckwits jump into action to tell me why I really voted.

They all seem justified in attaching their own petty little agendas to the result of any election and claiming victory for their cause.

I heard quite a few claiming yesterday that the defeat of the Seanad vote was vote for Fianna Fáil. What the fuck? Did these people not look at the ballot paper? It had two boxes – Yes and No. There was no mention of Fianna Fáil anywhere.

I saw one complete and utter dimwit claiming on Twitter that the No vote was a clear endorsement of the people’s wish for Michael McDowell to return to politics? Sweet Jayzus on a fucking pogo stick, but where did that come from?

To all you knuckle dragging eejits out there – it was a simple fucking question, Yes or No, and you cannot infer anything from that other then the people’s wish to retain the Seanad. You don’t know why I voted No. Maybe it was because I hate Dame Enda? Maybe it was a sentimental thing? Maybe I got a backhander from Fergal Quinn? Maybe I have a personal fetish for saying No to everything on a Friday?

They are claiming that the People have indicated clearly that they want reform of the Seanad. Now as it happens, I agree with a reform as probably do most people but the fact remains that it was a Yes or No question and not a Yes or No or Do You Want a Reform question, so stop trying to infer things that aren’t there.

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They are reading my mind — 14 Comments

Don't you sometime get the overwhelming urge to grab the feckers by the back of the neck and slam their faces rhythmically into the desk before them, chanting, "Stop. Putting. Words, Into. My. Fuck. Ing. Mouth" as you you do it? I do … 🙂

One of the local Fianna Fail cunts came up to me today and asked how it felt to have crossed over to their side? I humored the cunt and asked him what he meant (Already Knowing), he said, as I had voted No I was now on the Fianna Fail side. I quickly pointed out to the Knobend that I was always on the No side, that I had voted that way because I have a deep belief in preventing a totally corrupt Government eroding even further what little democracy we have left in this country. He looked at me like I had two heads, I asked him why he had voted No, he said cause that was the way Micheal Martin told him to, enough said…Anyway I heard Merkle phoned Kenny after the result and told him to "make those fuckers vote again, same question, same vote just tell them it's about jobs or some shit, they fell for that the last few times" so it'll be Seanad p2 soon enough.

I really smiled reading an article in the Irish Times on Ten Reasons why people voted against abolition of the senate. Why the feck didn't the IT publish that article three days before the vote? Then the majority against would have been shattering.