then command the headless body to ride to your will and slice through all 'celebrities' and decimate them.

I briefly tried watching Channel 5's "50 greatest TV cock-ups" and had to give up due to the smug fucking useless shitheads putting in their snidey remarks between each clip.

Oh my god, it's like sub pub humour on these programmes - you might just find it funny if they were your mates and you'd had a couple of strong lagers before they opened their mouths but otherwise. *shudder*