Beth's bio great piece of fiction--who's other bios can we re-write?

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Sal Governale was a 'successful' stockbroker and a frequent caller to the Howard Stern show. Stern took notice of him after numerous calls mocking Gary Dell'Abate and was hired. He decided to leave his $500K/yr job to bask in the glory of the King of All Media. His numerous calls to Tradio have resulted in worldwide fame for their humor. Sal lives in a luxurious house with a loving wife that blows him daily.[/SUP]