Three cheesecakes for the Elven-kings, healthiest of all.
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their great dinner hall.
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to heart attacks.
One for the Dark Lord, who needed a nice snack.

One cheesecake to rule them all, one cheesecake to find them.
One cheesecake to bring them all, and in the stomach digest them.