Let’s take a break from the Oscars for a moment to look at a story of cold hard rejection staring 50 Cent. Sound good? Excellent! Foxy Fox Sports correspondent Erin Andrews (see what we did there?) was down at the Daytona 500 trying to find speed racer Danica Patrick on the raceway. But instead she found a lurking Fiddy, and that’s when a car wreck of a different kind took place.

I’ll Have Another was wearing the roses after Saturday’s Kentucky Derby, but we all know he wasn’t the only star of the event, which has become as much about watching the attendees as it is about the horses. As in years past, celebs put on their derby best to enjoy a day of mint juleps and betting. Although there was little sun in the sky, the folks in Churchill Downs were still seen wearing everything from traditional Kentucky Derby hats to some more elaborate and daring headwear. Coco, Ginnifer Goodwin, Cyndi Lauper, Star Jones, Mary J. Blige and Miranda Lambert were among the ladies showing off straw, feathers, flowers and bows on their heads. Even a few male celebs, like Ashton Kutcher, Kellan Lutz and Joey Fatone, joined in on all the hat fun. Here’s a look at the 20 best celebrity hats at this year’s Kentucky Derby.

At this weekend’s Kentucky Derby, the competition isn’t only on the track. Attendees are famous for wearing their biggest, brightest, and boldest hats in an effort to shield themselves from the sun — who are we kidding? — to stand out in the crowd of Churchill Downs. And a lot of those fabulous hats are on the heads of some of our favorite celebrities. From European fascinators to traditional straw hats, stars like Kim Kardashian and Paula Patton embraced the chance to embody true Southern elegance. Even Joey Fatone joined in on some fashion fun by sporting a feathered hat when he attended the Kentucky Derby in 2010. Before we sit down and tune in to the 138th Kentucky Derby race, let’s take a look at the 30 most awesome hats we’ve seen in recent years.

Jocks like Shaun White, Terrell Owens, and Reggie Bush were treated to a plethora of eye candy on the red carpet of the ESPY Awards last night. There was a lady of every flavor worthy of walking hand-in-hand with a world-class athlete.

Fancy married swimsuit models? Marisa Miller was in full bombshell mode in a slinky black dress. Prefer rising actresses unafraid of wearing nothing but body paint? Twilight‘s Ashley Greene had her toned thighs ablazin’ in all red. What about that crazy outfit-wearing ex-girlfriend of Kanye West? Amber Rose was at her most elegant in a canary yellow gown. Do none of these ladies fit the future wifey bill? We’ve got Emmanuelle Chriqui, January Jones (Adrien who?) and Erin Andrews in the gallery below.

Looks like there’s a lot more than dancing going on between these two! Erin Andrews was all over her Dancing with the Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy this week. The action went down at SL on West 14th Street and a source reported, “They couldn’t keep their hands off each other. First they started waltzing around the club, then the night ended with dirty dancing.” Ariba!

The love clues were all there before. Chmerkovskiy very recently said, “I think she’s goofy and funny and sexy.” They’ve been hedging the whole ‘are they dating’ question. When asked by Ellen DeGeneres if there was a relationship, Andrews said, “Depends on what day you get us on.” That sounds quite convenient…and hot!

We watched Dancing With The Stars for the first time last night and, holy mediocrity, is that show a load of glittery diarrhea. Really America? This is what you’ve spent the last few years blowing your media load over? It only took two hours for us to tire of the blow outs, the Russian accents and the stiff stick arms (we hope Erin Andrews and Nicole Scherzinger stuffed themselves at In N Out Burger after the show), but we’re going to suffer through it for one reason and one reason only: Pam Anderson’s Aunt Vie.

So much made sense after seeing that goddess shuffling around her kitchen: 1. we now know where Pam gets her drop dead gorgeous looks from and 2. we also know how Pam’s going to age, and we hope it involves lots of black hair dye. We’ll call in and vote for Pammy every week if it means we get to see Aunt Vie shimmy around in her Sunday best. Plus we’ll be doing Pam’s dancing partner a favor, as she’s clearly one rehearsal away from cha-chaing onto to his penis.