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MLester

Spoons is a game in which you drive around in a car and throw spoons at black people, while at the same time yelling "Nigger". If the spoon misses the target, the person whose turn it is must get out of the car and pick it up.

Morgan: "Hey Louis wanna go play some spoons?"

Louis: "Yea definitely. Are you gonna steal your moms van?"

Morgan: "Sure, let me go grab her keys."

While in the process of playing Spoons.....

Louis: "Alright Morgan are you ready to do it?"

Morgan: Yea.

Morgan than proceeds to roll down the window and throw a spoon at a group of black people.

Morgan: "Nigger!"

The spoons then proceeds to hit one of the guys in the head.

Morgan: "Yea!"

While in the process of losing Spoons.....

Louis: "You ready to go again Morgan?"

Morgan: "Hell yea lets do it!"

Louis spots a large black man sitting on the side walk.

Louis: "Alright get ready."

Morgan rolls down the window and spots the black man, he then prepares his throwing arm, spoon in hand.

Morgan: "Nigger!"

The spoon lands inches away from the mans foot and he just stares at the car. The car then stops at the nearest corner and out slowly walks Morgan trying his best to keep a straight face.

Morgan looks back to see Louis laughing his ass off. He casually gets closer to the man as he looks directly at him. Morgan then bends over to pick up the spoon, picks it up, and runs off as fast as he can and gets in the car.