× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

× I need/want money right now.

✓I love sushi.

✓I talk really, really fast.

× I have fresh breath in the morning.

✓I have long hair.

✓I have lost money in Las Vegas.

✓I have at least one sibling.

× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.

× I like the way that I look.

× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.

× I am usually pessimistic.

× I have a lot of mood swings.

✓I think prostitution should be legalized.

× I slept with a roommate.

× I have a hidden talent.

× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

✓I have a lot of friends.

× I have pecked someone of the same sex.

× I enjoy talking on the phone.

× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

✓I love to shop and/or window shop.

× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.

× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

✓I have a mobile phone.

× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

✓I've rejected someone before.(nicely, though.)

✓I currently like/love someone.

× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

✓I want to have children in the future.

✓I have changed a diaper before.

× I've called the cops on a friend before.

× I'm not allergic to anything.

✓I have a lot to learn.

✓I am shy around the opposite sex.

× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

× I have at least 5 away messages saved.

✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.

× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

✓I own the "South Park" movie.

× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.

✓I enjoy some country music.

✓I would die for my best friends.

✓I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.

× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

✓I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.(Actually, I'm usually the one buying the "free" candy, but I love Halloween!)

× I have dated a close friend's ex.

✓I am happy at this moment.

× I'm obsessed with guys.

✓Democrat.(I'm a Kentucky Democrat though, which edges me closer to being a Massachussets Republican than a Mass Dem. These days, I'm mostly libertarian anyway, even if I still register Dem.)

×Republican.

×I don't even know what I am.

× I am punk rockish.

✓I go for older guys/girls, not younger.

× I study for tests most of the time.

× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.

✓I can work on a car.(So long as work is defined as adding fluids, jumping, or changing a tire.)

✓I love my job(s).

✓I am comfortable with who I am right now.

× I have more than just my ears pierced.

✓I walk barefoot wherever I can.

× I have jumped off a bridge. (I don't even STAND on bridges.)

✓I love sea turtles.

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.

× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

× I am proficient on a musical instrument.

× I hate office jobs.

✓I went to college out of state.

× I am adopted.

× I am a pyro.

× I have thrown up from crying too much.

✓I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.(Um, welcome to life?)

× I fall for the worst people.

✓I adore bright colours.

× I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.

× I can pick up things with my toes.

✓I can't whistle.

✓I have ridden/owned a horse.

✓I still have every journal I've ever written in.(That's scary, now that I think about it.)

× I talk in my sleep.

× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.

✓I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

× I wear a toe ring.

× I have a tattoo.

× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Not anymore! WOO HOO!!!)

× I am a caffeine junkie.

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.

× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.

✓I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

✓I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.

× I'm an artist.

× I am ambidextrous.

✓I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.(Used to. Hoppie sorta decided that wasn't acceptable anymore.)

✓If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.

× I have terrible teeth.

× I hate my toes.

✓I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.

× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

✓I have lived in either three different states or countries.(Kentucky, Ohio, Israel, Massachussets)

× I am extremely flexible.

✓I love hugs more than kisses.

✓I want to own my own business.(Someday, but not soon.)

× I smoke.

× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.

× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.

✓Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.

× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I used to be half decent with a bow and a rifle, 'cause I'm from KY where those are consider required proficiencies. But I haven't touched a weapon short of a Louisville Slugger since I was 15. So I probably suck now, and have terrible aim and would collapse under the recoil. Nobody attack me, please.)

× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.

✓I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.

✓I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

✓I have played strip poker with someone else before.

✓I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.

× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.

× I can't stand being alone.

✓I have at least one obsession at any given time.

× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.

✓I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.

✓I'm a judgmental asshole.(sometimes)

✓I'm a HUGE drama-queen.(sometimes)

× I have travelled on more than one continent.

× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.

✓I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.(sometimes. Other times it's abundantly clear how much I rock.)

× I am a Libertarian. (See Democrat above.)

✓I can speak more than one language.

× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.

✓I would rather read than watch TV.

× I like reading fact more than fiction.

✓I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.

× I have no piercings.

✓I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.

× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.

✓There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.

× I like most animals better than most people.

× I own a collection of retro games consoles.

✓The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.

× I have hit someone with a dead fish.

✓I am compulsively honest.

× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.

× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.

× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.

× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.

× I dislike milk.

× I obsessively wash my hands.

✓I always carry something significant around with me.

× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.

✓I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.

× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.

✓I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.

× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.

× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.

× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.

× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.

× I don't like to chew gum.

× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.

× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.

✓I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.

✓I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.

× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.

✓I love to sing.

× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.

× I have a custom-built computer.

× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.

✓I've gone skinny-dipping.

✓I've performed in three plays.

✓I enjoy burritos.

× I'm Irish and loving it.

✓I have a thing for redheads.

× I am a twin!

✓Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.

× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.

× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.

× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.

× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.

× I need more time to myself.

✓I wish I was more open-minded.

× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.

× I download songs from the internet.

× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.

× I say random things to freak people out.

× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.

× I love playing Truth or Dare.

× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.

× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.

× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.

✓I think this survey is particularly long.

× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.

× I can only hate someone that I love.

× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.