Tell me what's the political meaning
Of coming on an intern's dress
Do I wish to document each sexual conquest
Or to lead the press on the trail of my sticky mess
Or just to splatter creamy stars and stripes across her chest

Or is this a hot demonstration of my big erection
Some show of presidential spunk
Or maybe Nature's call to commander in chief
To spread the royal seed across the nation
Is this really incredibly universally significant newsworthy sex
Or masturbation?

That could be it
But either way
Just give me
Some fabric to come on
To show you're the favourite
In my harem