Fatmurphistan in Crisis, Day 2

Because FatMurphistan has only been a country for a few years, its geography and history are not well known. In fact there is no Wikipedia entry. What little information the Newsburglar could dig up is below.

1. Original Murphistan border 1973-1999.

2. Official border Murphistani homeland established by 2006 Treaty of Lindsey.

3. Ariel photographs seem to evidence that country appears to be collapsing in on itself.

4. Troops still loyal to central government call this Hamburger Hill.

5. De-Muscularized Zone established March 2007.

6. Farthest advance of Fatmurphistani troops. Were forced to retreat to DMZ after it was determined that fingers were too fat to undo button. Officially recognized as a sub-continent by United Nations.