Your name is LADANS YURMOD. You absolutely love to FUCK SHIT UP for others. You are quite a SOCIAL PARIAH & NOTORIOUS for RUINING OTHERS LIVES. The only one who actually likes you is VARRAN, your MATESPIRIT. You blame your rather NOISOME behavior on your LUSUS, whom you ATE when you were young. Your BLOOD is highly VOLATILE & TOXIN, those who touch it will have their SKIN BURNED OFF. Other than being REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING, you are also VERY MUCH ABLE TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS. Other than that, your HOBBIES include SNAKE BATHING, SNAKE CHARMING, BLOWING UP HIVES, & CROSS DRESSING.