July 11, 12:50 p.m. - Last night, my wife finally broke down. Then I saw a post on facebook about a man who slammed a door in some kids' faces to get a Picachu. Yeah. That opened it up for me.

I'm now playing Pokemon GO. And I'm not telling my wife about it.

Because, yeah, it's on.

July 11, 12:53 p.m. - Just signed on with my google information, which was probably a bad idea that will lead to marketing calls and some other nefarious data collection. Anyway, I just got a pokemon. I don't know what that means, exactly. My name is PokeSmasher.

July 11, 1:01 p.m. - It's EatPokeSmash. Guess PokeSmasher is off the books. Anyway. Back to work.