Half naked girl walks in an plants herself on your lap.
Do you;
a)Stop what your doing, even just for a minute, to tell her that shes beautiful or,
b)Carry on playing your fucking xbox then complain about said naked girl on your lap. When naked girl walks off, continue playing xbox.

Smash his fuckin' X-Box over his under-evolved little skull. What a prick! I'm a massive gamer myself, but that's something I save for when the lady is not around. When she is around I wouldn't dream of picking up a controller, because why would I want to? There are far more interesting things to do with my hands. Your boy should be in the same frame of mind and if it doesn't change bin him off and find someone who appreciates you. He's a fool!