Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Mean but Skinny

In an effort to try to fit into this red dress, I've begun half starving myself. Anyone that knows me, knows that I get cranky when I don't eat. The dress might fit but I'm an uber bitch. I think it's better to be slightly chubby and fun.

I better see some damn almonds on that list and I better see some "R" rated snaps of the 'who's who book of what'ed"... I expect three example or you will lose you honorary "gay hooker bunny" membership. How long have you been there? 4 nights? That would easily be a strong 8 with my team so you better do us proud!