"Hello? Uh, hello? Hello, Li? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? A-ha, that's much better. Yeah, yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Li. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. Good. Well, it's good that you're fine, and - and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine. [Laughs] Now then, Li, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The BOMB, Li. The hydrogen bomb. Well now, what happened is, uh, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of - Well, he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing..."

Richard C Stanford:Well, I'll be in my bunker. I've got 10 fifty-gallon drums of spam, 12 ten-gallon jugs of water, every episode of MST3K, a coffee maker and coffee, a stash of booze and weed, and enough ammo to arm a third-world nation. /Meet up at the ruins of Congress and we'll found a new nation.//Oh, and keep your bottlecaps. They will be used as money, as will Stanford-funbucks.///Who's laughing now 7-11 clerk!

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

You just solved the mystery of the Welsh language. Turns out they are a remnant of an ancient civilization that invented Acronyms and Text-Speak. The civilization fell when everyone started pronouncing the acronyms and text-speak for every day use.

The "East China Sea Air Defense Zone" is not China, subby. It's an area of international waters that China has unilaterally laid claim to. Sort of how Libya drew a "line of death" across the Gulf of Sidra back in '81. They were right, it WAS a line of death, but only for Libyans. I doubt the Chinese are going to push it beyond a bit of buzzing.

Well, I'll be in my bunker. I've got 10 fifty-gallon drums of spam, 12 ten-gallon jugs of water, every episode of MST3K, a coffee maker and coffee, a stash of booze and weed, and enough ammo to arm a third-world nation. /Meet up at the ruins of Congress and we'll found a new nation.//Oh, and keep your bottlecaps. They will be used as money, as will Stanford-funbucks.///Who's laughing now 7-11 clerk!