How the hell am I supposed to go toe to toe with a RoboChan? Goddamn Boston Dynamics ...

BD will be ruined by the new owner, SoftBank trying to squeeze some profits out of it so now worries about SkyNet or Jacki Chan. From a 2017 article

While Boston Dynamics has wowed the world several times over with its incredible robots that can do things like lift loads, jump higher than a human can and get up after it’s fallen over, the company hasn’t been able to build anything it can bring to the market, or earning its owner any revenue.

It’ll be interesting to see what Boston Dynamics is tasked with under its new owner. There are valid concerns about the innovative firm’s wings being clipped and the team being forced to make simple robots designed for basic interactions with humans, but that’s yet to be seen.

It's procedurally generated horror! Once lawyers and robots become one and the same, we're all on an algorithmic spiral straight into hell.

I am here to help you make delicious lemonade with my lemons of justice. My tornadoes always prevail in your human gavel courts. How would you like to pay for your date with the Bill of RIghts? I am not interested in your money but I do accept organs harvested from future offspring ....

Finally! A lawyer who will take my case about my neighbor unfairly stabbing my illegal shoes while he was playing Canadian music! Don't worry ZS, after I will 1 million gavels, I'll share them with you!

I tilt at Windmills

BattleVersion wrote:For my Family?...Burn down the world, sure... But, I'm also willing to carry it on my shoulders.

Finally! A lawyer who will take my case about my neighbor unfairly stabbing my illegal shoes while he was playing Canadian music! Don't worry ZS, after I will 1 million gavels, I'll share them with you!

Finally! A lawyer who will take my case about my neighbor unfairly stabbing my illegal shoes while he was playing Canadian music! Don't worry ZS, after I will 1 million gavels, I'll share them with you!

Ah, but was the music excessivly Canadian? The bot won't take the case if it wasn't.

We know what the machine gun did to war in the late 1800's and early 1900's. AI weapns will do the same, I suspect.

We ZS folk should probably gather ours now before the 2068 AI Weapon Control Act and various Assault AI bans take effect.

Not going to happen as long as we have the NRA ( National Robotics Association )

Well, I found a place online that will sell me ones that are 80% complete and all I have to do to finish them is fill in a couple of holes in the code and I'll have my very own, untraceable, unregistered AI, 100% legally! Sure, it costs about 4x more than buying an AI in a store or online, but no one will know that I have these!