A cowboy-themed young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club hosting a NBC News party. With his six-shooter clad dummy on his knee, the ventriloquist and his dummy start making media bias jokes, when David Gregory stands up, shouting:

”I’ve heard enough of your stupid right wing jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype journalists that way? It’s people like you, with their guns and their bibles, who keep people ignorant, foster violence and murder! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination and hate not only against blacks and women, but teachers and unions! — All in the name of humor!”

Embarrassed, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when Gregory yells, ”You stay out of this, asshole! I’m talking to that jerk on your knee!”

RANDALL'S VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

(No, not a 'wife' wike the one you mawwy, but 'wife,' as in if you wooze it, you are not awive.)

Why is America a Republic and not a Democracy?

In a Democracy, laws are established or repealed by the majority. The rule of law's protection of minorities from the whim of the majority in a democracy is no protection at all.

In a Republic, a written Constitution safeguards the rights of the individual and the minority, despite the whim or panic of the majority.

Thus, in the American Republic, all citizens are in theory protected by law, in spite of the election of a lunatic. But the law must be enforced against a lawless president, and it is done by way of the remaining two branches of our government (Congress and our courts).

'Barack Obama' (or whoever the hell he really is), Joseph Stalin and Adolph Hitler. (Our apologies to Stalin and Hitler for insulting their intelligence with the comparison. But it is what it is.)

"Good luck!"

Speaker of the House and a vain coward of historic proportions, John Boehner