Hallo, my name is agent spencar. i have a huge E-boner and i moderate the forums here. well here is a little bit about me, i am in my 40s but i act like a 16 year old, i harass people on the forums and contradict myself and work off of bogus rules. i enjoy fingering my airsoft guns and i like to circle jerk with my other chairsofting pal's. nice to meet you all!

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!