Hank and Mike is a Canadian film that sounds just insane enough to be interesting.

Matthiew Klinck’s holiday-themed comedy concerning two downsized Easter bunnies whose friendship starts to suffer when the multi-national corporation that owns all holidays decides to make some serious cutbacks. Hank and Mike are the Felix Unger and Oscar Madison of holiday mascots: They may seem like a mismatched pair yet their differences are precisely what’s kept them together all these years. While Hank is a hard drinking ladies man, Mike can’t seem to look past his own insecurities long enough to realize how truly miserable he is. [IMDB]

But the important thing is that the trailer has a guy in a pink bunny suit saying, “I will fight you.” I’m guessing his plan of attack includes, er, rabbit punches (sorry). -Thanks to Robo again

Directed by Matthiew Klinck (HOOOOGAAAAN!); written by Thomas Michael and the awesomely named Paolo Mancini.

This looks like old Kevin Smith except with credibility and decent acting.

05.12.08 at 1:23 pm

Donkey Hodey

This is what happens when you combine both fecal and furry fetishes.

05.12.08 at 1:25 pm

Fek'lhr

This is what happens when you combine both fecal and furry fetishes.Let’s be honest, can you have one without the other?

05.12.08 at 1:31 pm

Watanabex

ha! this looks pretty good I’d watch it on cable

05.12.08 at 1:31 pm

Stone Soup

The bunny on the right was fucking the tooth fairy for a while. She left him for Punxatawny Phil.

05.12.08 at 1:31 pm

Eibmoz

I always wanted to say I will fight you to a barista. Oh, wait, I did. This looks actually watchable and perhaps enjoyable.Wheres my fucking chocolate?

05.12.08 at 1:38 pm

Stone Soup

Barista. Enough with the fucking made up job names that make high school drop outs feel more important. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get to my appointment with my Asian Masseuse and Hand Release Engineer.

05.12.08 at 1:40 pm

bryce

I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!

05.12.08 at 1:43 pm

Al

I got a resume once that described some kid’s job at a gas station as "fuel transfer technician". I hired him, because in marketing, you need to lieembelishbe creative lie a lot.

05.12.08 at 1:44 pm

Craptastic

Bunny on left is tickling his cotton tail.

05.12.08 at 1:54 pm

Watanabex

Barista. Like my job I’m not really a programer i just fill in excel sheets with numbersempty jenkem balloon =8^(|)

05.12.08 at 1:54 pm

Burnsy

Every Easter I cover myself in cotton candy and chocolate eggs and appear at Kindercare as the Easter Burnsy. Then I get beat up in prison.

05.12.08 at 1:57 pm

Al

Bex, you’re the guy that works in the next cube doing nothing but surfing the internets and fucking up my formulas, aren’t you?

05.12.08 at 1:59 pm

Vince

I was once a barista. I think it means "loser" in italian.

05.12.08 at 1:59 pm

Pauly Dangerously

That’s Harry Flugleman! The same guy that fired the Three Amigos!

05.12.08 at 2:00 pm

bryce

Hey, I just quit my job!My employers shat themselves when I told them I won’t be here for the Quarter End. The VP actually started beging me to stay. I laughed and told them ‘No.’

05.12.08 at 2:00 pm

Vince

Best part is I worked there after I had a college degree. You should’ve seen the looks on those college-bound fuckers faces when I told them. "Yup, I got a degree – graduated cum laude. You want extra foam on this shit or what?"

05.12.08 at 2:03 pm

bryce

Vance: You graduated ‘cum laude’?Is that a porn/sex term?

05.12.08 at 2:08 pm

Stone Soup

"Yup, I got a degree – graduated cum laude. You want extra foam on this shit or what?"You can substitute the phrase "You want a sliding door in the kitchen?" at the end of that sentence and you’ve nailed my life path. I’m fairly certain Baristas make more, though.

05.12.08 at 2:13 pm

Contractor Mike

I’m fairly certain Baristas make more, though.That’s because baristas add more value than architects, Stone. Plus, if they fuck up at their job, I only wind up with extra chocolate sprinkles on my latte, not a $2M change order and 6 month delay.Also, new post.

05.12.08 at 2:17 pm

Watanabex

ok Al i’ll finish with your spreadsheets in a minute, good thing lance hasnt posted anything new in a while, actually got soem work done, column K is in Teal color now, hope you like it.

05.12.08 at 2:23 pm

Stone Soup

I’m choosing to ignore the new post, Contractor Mike, just like I ignore how contractors – even masons – do not properly pronounce the word ‘MASONRY’. It’s not masonARY for fuck’s sake.

05.12.08 at 2:24 pm

Sheikh al-Gore

From the banner pic it looks like a gay porn version of "Donnie Darko". - Sheikh al-Gore

05.12.08 at 2:25 pm

Contractor Mike

You’re yelling "GET OFF MY LAWN!" as we speak, arentcha Stoney?

05.12.08 at 2:28 pm

Stone Soup

Fuck you, I’m an anteater.

09.18.08 at 7:37 pm

OT VII

The DVD Screener hit the inner webs, and damn this is a funny movie! I wanna party with Easter bunnies.