This might occasionally help me when I read aloud to my daughter, but otherwise, not so much. On the other hand, again on the reading aloud, could authors (of kids' books, anyway) not write sentences like the following anymore?

"We will have our revenge," she whispered.

Invariably, when reading aloud, I'll read it as "'WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE,' she-- oh, crap. So from here on in, if authors could put the cues up front? Kthanksbye.

I prefer German where you can -- very often -- leave the verb until the very end of the sentence. Want to know what I'm talking about? Wait a damned minute and you'll find out. This is emphasis for the extremely impatient.

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