Quotes of the Week for Feb. 4, 2018

SUPERNATURAL

“Your hair, Sam, it’s magnificent. Is that a leave-in conditioner you have there?”

Jokes about Sam’s lustrous locks, especially as delivered by Lucifer (Mark Pellegrino), never get old

GREY’S ANATOMY

“So, the intern I’m sleeping with is everywhere. We have a no-daylight rule, but he keeps making faces at me, like ‘I’ve seen you naked’ faces, and I can’t do anything about it, because he has, so I’m just, like, hiding from him by day and then unhiding at night. I’m like a sex vampire.”

April (Sarah Drew), explaining to Arizona the downside of her fling with Vik

THE X-FILES

“You know, it occurs to me, Mulder, that even after all these years we know precious little about Walter Sergei Skinner beyond the professional.”

THIS IS US

THE MIDDLE

“I’m beginning to feel like this literary character I’ve recently discovered. You see, there’s this boy with a very round head, and he has a dog that sleeps on top of his doghouse. Apparently, he was a World War I fighter pilot. If you can suspend disbelief, it all works.”