Men if you find this triggering you need to figure out why. Recognise the negative affects toxic masculinity has had on all of us & our society. If you're already "one of the good guys" then an ad like this should encourage you. https://t.co/AGwcX6RJ8O

We don't talk enough about that time the 2011 Emmy nominees for Best Actress In A Comedy Series (Amy Poehler, Melissa McCarthy, Martha Plimpton, Edie Falco, Tina Fey, & Laura Linney) all pretended that they were in a pageant & ran onstage when their names were announced. pic.twitter.com/PLS22IZYMA

I wouldn’t normally react to this, but… A) I said no such thing. I merely joked that if the boys win this year, we should all chuck in the towel. It was neither serious nor a ‘rage.’ https://t.co/eZWSabKHoO

With Parliament completely deadlocked, some fresh ideas to breach this impasse:– coin toss – Paper Scissors Stone– arm wrestle– Duel at dawn on Parliament Square– a Hunger Games style battle royale with 15 of each party’s most deranged MPs– some kind of war

As always, @MarinaHyde describes what my mind was grasping for but wasn’t clever enough to get to: “And here comes the affectedly shambling figure of Boris Johnson – not so much a statesman as an Oxfam donation bag torn open by a fox” 😘

When a celeb wears an outfit more than once the papers call it 'recycling'. Is it not just, wearing your clothes?? Shall I start saying I'm recycling my pants, bras, hair bobbles, jeans, tops, contact lenses, general sense of inadequacy etc???

10pm speech bingo:⚪ Let me be clear⚪ The will of the people ⚪ This government is committed⚪ We will deliver⚪ A brexit for the people⚪ EU nationals deserve⚪ The best possible deal⚪ Strong and stableAny more?

I’ve been asked a few times if I support a people’s vote. It was people that got us into this mess – I propose a cats’ vote… Likely result: being allowed to leave and return whenever we damn well want.

My 13 year old son just told me that he thinks winter is probably a good season to commit crimes as wearing gloves wouldn’t look suspicious and I’m not worried about that in the slightest. Nope. Not worried at all.

it's what you get from spar when your mum forgot to pack you a wagon wheel and you don't have enough for a twix but want something better than a freddo. what is so hard to understand https://t.co/za4vtoA1rB