But, if you have something you’re not using anyway, particularly still in the packaging, that you think I’d find useful or amusing, by all means regift it. Got a strange kitchen tool you don’t use? I’m trying all sorts of new things in my kitchen. Have a set of cool wineglasses, but you quit drinking years ago? I have a nice Pinot that needs a glass. Did you misunderstand a DVD title, and it turned out to be some weird science-fiction soft-core porn? Well.. I’ll give it a look, anway.

It just seems to me that having a gift whose only purpose is to demonstrate that gravity is still working is of zero, perhaps negative, value. If nothing else, I’ll find it amusing.