When I get my penis, you're the first person I'm whacking in the face with it.

Ahahahahaha!

Now is that going to be Asian or Western? （´・ω・`）

Haha I know it's horribly stupid that everyone is so worked up over this idiot but it's good for passing the time when there's a snowstorm or something. I'm convinced PAK can sneeze about as much English as he can read. It's easier to lead him a bit.

Hey it is that jealous western guy who are so jealous of Asian guys by keep spreading bullcrap "Asian guys have small penis, Asian guys have no muscle, Asian guys are gays, etc" while he badly wish to be Asian guy by love to Cosplay Anime/Asian boys than his cartoon/western boys especially Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya, he even learn how to dance like Kyon.

Nobody mentioned muscle size or small penises but okay. I remember talks of an androgynous ideal in Asian cultures but okay. Kildread, DaemonForce you wanna learn to dance? I can teach you how to waltz. Also, Kyon is a bit of a pushover. No one wants to be like Kyon. That would suck...

__________________What's this for? It's a wig.
What's it for? To disguise yourself from yourself.

Seriously, I haven't had the chance to try real dancing except twice in my life and I loved it, everyone around here is into coutnry dances (Like square dance) or the club's version of "swing your hips left and right while not moving that much".

Seriously, I haven't had the chance to try real dancing except twice in my life and I loved it, everyone around here is into coutnry dances (Like square dance) or the club's version of "swing your hips left and right while not moving that much".

Thus is life in the boonies.

I was a ballerina in a past life haha. I was damned good, too! I've taught quite a few of my friends the graces of fancy pants movements.

__________________What's this for? It's a wig.
What's it for? To disguise yourself from yourself.