Some of these are very true (e.g. 1 and 2), but some of them makes me cringe… maybe I am a bit OCD, but I rather have a clean apartment and clean clothes on (both me and the kids) than sleep extra 10 min…

The human milk being the most valuable thing you own! I had a few oz in my freezer for years after my youngest weaned. There was something special about it but I’m not usually sentimental. My husband wanted to throw it out every time we cleaned the freezer, but I claimed it “has my DNA in it, so if I ever disappear you’ll be able to have my DNA.” Total B.S. of course. But, I didn’t want to part with that little bit of liquid gold. Years after it was pumped my husband threw it away while I was at work, and I cried. “We don’t have babies anymore. And this milk is too old to use.” I didn’t care. It was special. I was never a particularly good pumper, but always had some in the freezer so my DH or one of my teens could cup feed it to our LO when I was called away at the last minute to see an LC client.

Some of these are so funny I could not stop myself from laughing out loud. I do secretly wish for another one; even though we have decided 3 was enough. In addition to your list, I have found I am constantly asking when was the last time you pooped to my oldest, and explaining why having kids is a pain but the biggest joy in itself to younger women who do not have any kids.