"Whatcha doin'?""Diggin' up the grass.""What fer?""Puttin' in a vegie garden.""Huh."

"Expanding the garden?""Yup.""What ya want to plant?""Winter vegies.""Lot of work for veggies."

"Is that your yard?""Yup."

"Dude garden work is the awfulest, worst work.""It's not so bad.""You like working with a shovel?""It's ok.""I could help ya. Finish up for ya.""I don't get to dig much these days.""So this is fun work?""I guess so.""You rich folks are crazy.""Yup."

"If I park here, are you going to put a hole in the side of my car?""Not on purpose.""I'll move."

"You digging out that old stump?""Yup.""Getting to the root of the problem."

"Dude.""Dude."

"Why, I remember when that tree fell. The city came and cut it up and hauled it away.""Oh?""Yes they did. Digging out the stump?""Yep.""Well good for you."

"There is something very medieval about a man with a pickax.""Um, thanks."

"That's a lot of work. A lot of work.""Thanks.""How long have you been at it?""About two hours.""Oh, well maybe not so much work."

"Who are you thinking about when you do that?" "I'd better not say." "Hehehe."