Saturday, March 31, 2012

While I generally don't promote artists other than myself (trust me, medicine is an art more than a science) sometimes I simply MUST do so.

Witness, please, this truly remarkable cop-cam performance by Mr. Robert Wilkinson, a Canadian gentleman. In an attempt to convince a police officer that he was not inebriated, Mr. Wilkinson did what any sober person would do: belt out a complete a cappella rendition of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" (okay, so he briefly used the windows as drums, but it was quick) in the squad car.

It's worth watching the entire thing. I promise.

One night in medical school, after a round of tests, I performed a stirring rendition of "My Way" at a now-defunct karaoke bar. Afterwards my roommate Enzyme commented, "Dude, you can't carry a tune worth shit. But boy, can you sing." Mr. Wilkinson demonstrates that statement better than I ever could.

I used to play in a bluegrass band. I always performed strictly as an instrumentalist - always refusing to sing. My bandmates finally shamed me into singing lead one night, and afterwards a friend came up to me and said, "Man, you can barely talk right but you sure can sing". I've never known how to take that.

oh yeah. Saw it yesterday and my firefighter paramedic husband and I loved it. My Er nurse daughter said she gets enough of that at work. MY NICU parents have come in tipsy but never quite that interesting!

This is just what Canadians do. True story... last year, we were in a strip cl... er... "bar"... and started singing this song between acts. Within a few minutes, the entire CLUB was singing this song.

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Singing Foo!

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