Laugh at 25 Funny Olympic Jokes

Let the Olympic groans begin! Here are 25 funny Olympic jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers that deserve a gold medal in humor. Do you know a funny Olympic joke? Click here to send your joke to us.

A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify.Joke by Will R., Littleton, Colo.

Fan: I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What’s it for?Athlete: It’s for telling knock knock jokes.Fan: And what’s that gold medal for?Athlete: For stopping.Joke by Matthew R., Chesapeake, Va.

Jack: What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?Jill: I haven’t a clue. What?Jack: Prontosaurus.Joke by Joseph M., Akron, Ohio

Jake: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?Josh: What?Jake: I’m a wiener!Joke by Peter H., Danbury, Conn.

Wyatt: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?Steven: Tell me.Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!Joke by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.

Nathan: Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?Tim: I don’t know.Nathan: He wasn’t a part of the human race!Joke by Nathan H., Springfield, Va.