Lou
(the late Ted Vollrath, real life Karate 'black belt' amputee) is a Mob
enforcer with a difference! And the difference is…he has no legs! But
he can still get the job done by trundling around in a steel wheelchair,
equipped with throwing stars on the wheel hubs and two shotguns in the
armrests, ruthlessly wiping out anyone in the Mob's way. Lou works for
Mr D'Angelo (Lloyd Bochner) an 'Organization' Boss who is shipping drugs
hidden in cigars. But Lou does not get on with D'Angelo and is waiting
for the right moment to take over. Two Cops, Chuck (Richard Jaeckel)
and his partner Andy (with bowl haircut and porn mustache) are on the
Mob's trail, but things turn personal when Andy's Sister and her drug
dealing boyfriend are murdered.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

ALBERT BROOKS (born Albert Lawrence Einstein; July 22, 1947) is an American actor, voice actor, writer, comedian, and director. Brooks attended Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh, but dropped out after one year to focus on his comedy career. He changed his surname from Einstein (to avoid confusion with the famous physicist) and began a comedy career that quickly made him a regular on variety and talk shows during the late 1960s and early 1970s. Brooks led a new generation of self-reflective baby-boomer comics appearing on NBC's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. His onstage persona, that of an egotistical, narcissistic, nervous comic, an ironic showbiz insider who punctured himself before an audience by disassembling his mastery of comedic stagecraft, influenced other '70s post-modern comedians, including Steve Martin, Martin Mull and Andy Kaufman.
After two successful comedy albums, Comedy Minus One (1973) and the Grammy Award-nominated A Star Is Bought (1975), Brooks left the stand-up circuit to try his hand as a filmmaker; his first film, The Famous Comedians School, was a satiric short that appeared on PBS and was an early example of the mockumentary sub-genre.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Cheech and Chong have a new business driving an ice cream truck selling "Happy Herb's Nice Dreams." However, it is not ice cream they sell, but it is marijuana,
stolen from their friend Weird Jimmy whose plantation is under their
beach house camouflaged as a pool. The two eventually make a fortune.
They blissfully plan on becoming "Sun Kings in Paradise" which involves
buying an island, guitars, and enjoying lots of women.

The police are on Cheech and Chong's tails from the start, as they
trick the stoners into selling them some of their "ice cream." Sgt.
Stedanko (Stacy Keach), now himself a stoner, tests the marijuana and slowly turns into a lizard.
Just as the police storm their house, Cheech and Chong pack up the
marijuana in their truck and drive off, leaving Weird Jimmy to be
arrested. While Sgt. Stedanko continues smoking their product, becoming
stranger and more lizard-like, his two deputies Det. Drooler and Noodles
tail the stoners.

Cheech and Chong dine at a chinese restaurant to celebrate their wealth. There they accosted by an annoying record agent who bothers Chong, followed by Cheech's ex-girlfriend Donna (Guerrero, reprising her role fromand a cocaine-snorting mental patient, Howie "Hamburger Dude" (Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman).
The four of them snort cocaine under the table, prompting Chong to sign
away all their money to Howie for a useless check, which they are
unable to cash due to none of them having an ID.

Cheech takes a drunk Donna out to her truck to have sex, but she passes out. A pair of incompetent CHIPS
show up, almost busting Cheech when Chong abruptly shows up in their
ice cream truck. However, not wanting to deal with the impending long
procedure of the arrest, the cops let Cheech and Chong go.

The two head back to Donna's apartment. While attempting a 3-some,
Chong leaves to get ice. At this point, Donna's crazed biker husband
Animal shows up, having broken out of prison. Cheech tries to escape out
the window and ends up climbing the hotel naked. Chong then returns to
the room and hides under the bed. Eventually, Animal has sex with Donna
and they fall asleep. Cheech gets back into the hotel and returns to the
room.

Cheech then realizes Chong has signed away all their money to Howie.
After getting a lift from Drooler and Noodles (disguised as women), the
stoners find and break into the address on the check: a mental institution.
They spend the night and in the morning they find Howie among the
inmates. Cheech tries to grab Howie to get their money but the doctors
believe Cheech to be another patient and lock him in a straitjacket and
chained up in a padded room. Chong finds a doctor (Timothy Leary) to help, and Cheech and Chong are offered "the key to the universe" (acid; LSD).
Chong simply passes out but Cheech endures a bizarre trip that
finally ends the next morning when the head nurse awakens them. She has
realized what has happened and apologizes to them, returns their money
and sets them free. At this point, Stedanko's cops show up and arrest
the head nurse and Howie instead, the stoners having escaped prior.

With Weird Jimmy's marijuana plantation busted, Cheech and Chong resort to becoming male strippers at Club Paradise where they are billed as "The Sun Kings."

Friday, December 13, 2013

was a classic comic actor, known for the "slow burn"- an exasperated facial expression, performed very
deliberately; Kennedy embellished this by rubbing his hand over his bald
head and across his face, in an attempt to hold his temper. Making his film debut in 1911,Kennedy appeared in about 500 films,working with some of the biggest film comedians in the United States, including Fatty Arbuckle, Charlie Chaplin, Laurel & Hardy, Our Gang, The Marx Brothers, Charlie Chase, Wheeler & Woolsey; and was also one of Mack Sennett's original Keystone Kops.

Kennedy's burly frame originally suited him for villainous or
threatening roles in silent pictures. By the 1920s Kennedy was working
for producer Hal Roach, who kept the actor busy playing supporting roles in short comedies. Roach also used Kennedy as a director on half a dozen
two-reeler comedies.

In 1930, Edgar Kennedy was featured by RKO-Pathe in a pair of short-subject comedies, Next Door Neighbors and Help Wanted, Female.
Kennedy's characterization of a short-tempered householder was so
effective that RKO built a series around it. The "Average Man" comedies
starred Kennedy as a blustery, stubborn guy determined to accomplish a
household project or get ahead professionally, despite the meddling of
his featherbrained wife (usually Florence Lake), her freeloading brother (originally William Eugene, then Jack Rice) and his dubious mother-in-law (Dot Farley). Kennedy pioneered the kind of domestic situation comedy that later became familiar on television. Each installment would end
with Edgar embarrassed, humbled or defeated, looking at the camera and
doing his patented slow burn. The Edgar Kennedy Series, with its theme song "Chopsticks", became a standard part of the movie-going experience: 103 short subjects in all.

From MR.E. to You

I recently returned to school; as of yet I don't have a major, but I have had a lot of minors...
I was accused of "statutory rape," but my lawyer got the charge reduced to "unlawful entry"...
He argued, how can you call it "rape" if she was already dead?...
When found in a skid row motel with a missing girl's corpse in the bed, it's best to tell the authorities that the room was like that when you checked in...
As an international superstar I try to set an example by giving back to the world and consider my trolling tween chatrooms for confused and lonely girls with daddy-issues a vocation...
I formed a charity to help promiscuous teenage girls- get their start...
I'm single, but "carried a torch" for my ex just long enough to set fire to her new boyfriend's car...
I don't regret one day of our relationship- it was a Thursday...
I want a real skinny girl; not because I think it's sexy, but it's likely she'll have poor self-esteem or a drug problem (those chicks'll do anything!)...
However, I am a sucker for big tits...
My dream is to settle down with a woman with whom I can have a child she wont try to drown...