“Ideal for distinguished gents and ladies alike, it really does look smashing under a smart jacket. Having said that, stick it on with a pair of jeans and a T-shirt and you’ll look pretty dapper too!” More »

There’s an old expression: “every pot has a lid.” In other words, no matter how fucking weird you are, there’s someone equally fucking weird who would like to be fucking weird with you. And if you haven’t found that person … More »