Whats the worst injurie you've ever had.

Recently this summer I hyperextended my MCL and slightly tore and cut a bunch of ligaments in my knee and had to have 50mL of blood sucked out of it. They also found that i have 5cm by 2 cm bone tumors in my knee. This is probably my worst injury leading to another bad thing that I have ever had and was wondering what is yours. Please share

no seriously, didnt have too much problems. once i broke my ankle (kinda standard procedure for freeskiers i assume) on a tramp in the middle of the night after partying. had surgery 2 years later cause i still had problems with it. small bone parts were floating up around that joint like a mofo. but now, no big deal and everything is fine.

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Dirtjumping a long ass time ago I smashed my face on my handle bars overshooting a jump. Walked it out of the forest holding my face/teeth in, walked to where I knew people were building houses. A construction worker called 911 while my buddy got my bike out of the forest. Pictures not shown because they're actually fucked up. My entire chin/mouth was pouring blood enough to cover two side walk panels where I almost bled out.

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I had a sore thumb for 2 months.. Thats it.. I am pretty lucky and I know how to fall..
Been hit by a car from the side, it hit me with 70km/u (43 mph) while I was riding my bike.. Hit the curb with my neck in that fall.. Got nothing..Was pretty lucky..
Was in some other accidents and took some nasty falls while skiing and rock climbing.. Just scratches..

The back of my head felt soft and spongy for a few months, and couldn't move my neck for about two months, hit my head so hard that I still (8 years later) have tremors in my hands

College Sophomore:

Severely Sprained Knee

Came up short during big air comp, landed on the knuckle off balance, with most of my weight on my right side, came down right on my ankle and ended smacking the tops of my tibia and fibula together causing the ligament that holds them together to swell, resulting in the sprain, I now have to wear a knee brace whenever I ski

College Junior:

Broken thumb at the joint, two screws

Competing at USCSA Nationals fell during slopestyle inspection of the course on the 45 footer, double ejected, scorpioned and came up with a broken thumb, got it taped up went and did my first run and went to the ER directly after, got the xrays back and they told me I needed surgery within the next few days or else my bone fragment would probably slide off and I would not be able to bend my thumb for the rest of my life. Had surgery the next day and they ended up putting two screws in

And a few broken toes and fingers to throw in the mix.

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Torn meniscus in my knee that I had to get surgery on and a broken radius and ulna in my right (dominant) arm at the wrist. How did this happen? I was waiting at the top of the park and a snowboarder completely took me out from behind.
What really sucked was that I didn't notice my knee injury until I almost had my cast off for my arm and went skiing again. So from November until March I got to ski once. Luckily, I got a bunch of days in in March and April.

I tore my medial meniscus in my left knee wrestling in high school and my doc (also my grandpa) told me as long as I could tolerate the pain to just keep going since it was half way through the season. I had a pretty good shot at going to state so I kept going until I tore it up so bad that there were little pieces getting caught in the joint so I couldn't straighten my leg. I also tore my patella tendon in my right knee almost completely in half and had to wear a full leg cast for 3 months which was pretty painful. The worst though was when I had a herniated disc in my back and would have these back spasms at random times which would out me on the floor. Also fractured my hip in the park last season which was pretty bad. I broke my wrist doing a back handspring, tore my rotator cuff in my left shoulder wrestling my junior year, broke my right hand in a fight and got dry socket in all 4 extraction holes after getting my wisdom teeth pulled. All pretty painful...I got hurt every year and never actually got to wrestle at State so I decided to just give it up after the shoulder injury my junior year.

When I was 11 the son of the groundskeeper on my estate accidentally threw a piece of stone through a hedge, whilst I was walking past on the other side which resulted in a lot of blood from a cut on my face and me losing 90+% of vision in my left eye.

Another bad one was when I was teaching take downs to junior high kids. I shot in for a double-leg on this guy and his foot got caught under his butt and my balls came down right on top of his knee cap. They instantly swelled up to the size of a softball and I got to go to a urologist and look at the inside of my scrotum on a computer monitor. Then I got frost bite on my balls from leaving the ice on too long. I will probably never be able to have kids...

Broke my back this winter (pretty sure it was the t11 and t12). Didn't need surgery but had to wear a corset (or whatever its called) for 3 months. Got that of 2 months ago and still cant do much until 2/3 months. Was lucky tho could have gone allot worse.

when i was like 8 or 9 i was bombing a hill on a scooter and hit this giant log that was in the way, I flipped off the scooter smashed my face in to the concrete and got knocked out, when i woke up my face was covered in blood and i broke my arm in 2 places. When i think about it now it doesn't seem too bad, but for and 8 year old thats pretty terrifying.

I fractured my T8, T9, and T10 vertebrae by falling backward after bailing from a rail onto a concrete sidewalk...

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In whistler biking, at a camp, fucking most amazing week of my life. Last run I was doing, on the last day of the camp, I came into a berm off a fire road really fast, behind my room mate, who kicked a rock somehow into my line. I had to try and hop my bike, mid berm to avoid said rock. I got my front tire over it, resulting in going head/arm/shoulder first into a berm at a ridiculous speed. I broke my wrist and bent my growth plate, and broke my collar bone in two places and got some nerve damage on my knee. Fun times.

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On a more serious note, I tore a bunch of stuff in my shoulder while skiing and dislocated it hundreds of times over the course of about 5 years, despite having a surgery to "repair it". I finally went to another, much better surgeon and ended up needing to have a pretty serious shoulder reconstruction where they had to do a bone graft off of my shoulder blade to rebuild the socket (having so many dislocations wore/broke away 30% of my shoulder socket). No bueno, but I have yet to dislocate my shoulder since the surgery in December. I still haven't gotten over the mental block of being able to use my arm without popping it out though...

Ive never had a serious injury and I have been flipping off jumps and ledges and mountain biking for years now.

Worst injury ive ever had is when I was a little kid i fell off the t-bar (like an old one made out of all metal) and it swung back when they stopped it and hit me in the face. It gashed open my eyebrow and I had to get stitches.