Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

she was shopping for a cookie jar. in a hardware store. with a pierced eyebrow. and a big green bird on her shoulder. are we sure this wasn't some kind of initiation? maybe she needed the money for nylons.

I think The Coast States must be really getting full, because all the weirdos are moving to Iowa. Jillywilly, louis, et al, it's time to leave. I suggest we open a Relocated Iowans colony somewhere in South Dakota. They have plenty of room up there. And if we're lucky, we can settle on a missle silo site, and become a feared nuclear power! We'll draw straws to see you gets to push the button.