The Starter Wife (2008) s02e04 Episode Script

Mollywood

I THINK YOU
HAVE A CONCUSSION.
ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?
YOU'RE FINE.
YOU SOLD THE HOUSE.
I NEED THE MONEY.
RESHOOTS.
ARE YOU COMPLETELY
IN THE CLOSET?
I'M NOT GAY.
100% STRAIGHT.
THAT GIRL NEEDS
SOMEONE TO TALK TO.
I TOLD HER YOU
WERE THAT PERSON.
YOU'RE FREE
TO HAVE AN AFFAIR.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED
A GOOD SHAG.
HE'S PERFECT.
HE'LL SHAG ANYTHING,
TAKE UP DRINKING AGAIN,
AND HE WON'T REMBER A THING.
I'VE GOTTA STOP THIS.
YOU MUST REALLY HATE
DAVID SHAY.
DEVON, WHO YOU
BEEN KISSING?
DON'T STAR WITH ME, BABY.
SOMEONE MUST'VE STOLEN
MY JOURNAL,
AND IS SELLING OFF
LITTLE TIDBITS TO HIM.
I'M THE HOLLYWOOD EX-WIFE.
WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT,
THEY ARE GONNA BE PISSED.
I OVERHEARD YOU
CONFESSING LAST NIGHT.
SO WE HAVE VOTED YOU OUT.
YOUR VEST.
IT'S OKAY THAT NO ONE'S
TALKING TO ME.
IT'S OKAY THAT I'M STRANDED
ON THIS ISLAND
AND MAY NEVER GET OFF.
EVERYTHING IS OKAY.
BECAUSE I'M A SURVIVOR.
I SPEAR FISH, FORAGE FOR FRUIT--
NO ONE EATS IT.
TRY TO BUILD A FIRE.
AT LEAST I'VE GOT YOU TWO.
BUT SERIOUSLY, A FEW WORDS
NOW AND THEN WOULD BE NICE.
QUIEN ES?
IT'S EVE.
MISS KAGANNO ESTA AQUI.
YOU DON'T HAVE
A MAID, MOLLY.
OH, CRAP.
HOLA,MOLLY.
UM, WE'D LOVE
TO HAVE YOU BACK
ON ALL YOUR COMMITTEES.
AND I HOPE YOU CAN ACCEP MY APOLOGY FOR OVERREACTING.
I DON'T GET IT.
YOU SAID YOU HATED ME.
EVERYONE KNOWS
I TALK TOO MUCH.
YOU WEREN'T TRYING
TO HURT ANYBODY,
YOU WERE JUST WRITING.
I STILL DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S TO GET?
CAN I TAKE YOU TO LUNCH?
CATCH UP?
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU
AS A FRIEND, MOLLY.
I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF
A SUSPICIOUS PERSON,
BUT I HAVE TO SAY
IT FEELS TO ME LIKE THERE'S
A PIECE MISSING HERE.
MY HUSBAND WANTS A MEETING
WITH YOU, OKAY?
TED AND THE RES OF THE AGENTS AT UAA
THINK YOUR WRITING
IS THE NEXT BIG THING.
ALL THIS BAD PUBLICITY
HAS PUT YOU ON THE MAP.
THEY'D LIKE TO SIGN YOU
AND HEAR YOUR IDEAS.
NOW I GET IT.
NOTHING BRINGS
FAMILY TOGETHER LIKE
THE TASTE OF JOHNSONVILLE
ITALIAN SAUSAGE.
SWEET BASIL,
FENNEL,
CRUSHED RED PEPPER.
PERFECT BLENDS OF SPICES MAKE
THE FLAVOR COME THROUGH.
JOHNSONVILLE ITALIAN.
FLAVOR UP.
A LOT CAN HAPPEN
IN TWO WEEKS.
Announcer: ONLY REVLON
AGE DEFYING MAKEUP
HAS BOTAFIRM TO VISIBLY
REDUCE WRINKLES BY 87%,
IN JUST TWO WEEKS,
WHILE FIRMING,
FOR DRAMATICALLY
YOUNGER-LOOKING SKIN.
REVLON AGE DEFYING MAKEUP.
LANA TURNER ONCE SAID,
"IN HOLLYWOOD, YOU HAVE
TO FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES
"BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
"WHEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WORK
WITH THEM AGAIN."
I LIKE LANA.
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I'VE SPEN ALL DAY RECEIVING GIFTS
INSTEAD OF SENDING THEM.
OH, LET'S FACE IT.
I LOVE GETTING GIFTS.
TO MOLLY KAGAN,
PARIAH NO MORE.
WHOO!
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER,
PIGS ARE FLYING,
AND MOLLY'S POPULAR.
HUZZAH!
HEY, ARE YOU GONNA MEE WITH ALL THESE AGENCIES?
NO. I'M GONNA STICK
WITH UAA.
THEY SENT THE ORGANIC CRACKERS,
AND THE CURED MEAT,
AND THE BAKLAVA,
WHICH IS REALLY JUS THE FORGOTTEN PASTRY.
WHERE'S THE BAKLAVA?
I LOVE BAKLAVA.
DON'T YOU HAVE TO WRITE
SOMETHING FIRST?
NO.
ACTUALLY,
YOU WANT AN AGEN WHO CAN SELL SOMETHING
THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST YET.
ALTHOUGH,
EVE DID SAY THAT THEY
WOULD LOVE TO HEAR MY IDEAS.
NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME
TO GET ONE.
OOH. MAKE IT TAKE PLACE
IN ALASKA.
LIKE A DOG SLED THING
WITH HOT LUMBERJACKS.
NO, NO. OIL MEN.
NO, NO, FISHERMEN.
NO, WITH THE LUMBERJACKS
AND THE FI--
ALL OF THEM TOGETHER.
NO. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
THAT'S NOT HOW
THE CREATIVE PROCESS WORKS.
CHINA.
HI, MOMMY.
HEY, HONEY.
JADEN!
KENNY.
HELLO, GIRLS.
YEAH, THAT NEVER
GETS OLD.
HEY, HOW 'BOU SOME ICE CREAM?
YEAH.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE
SENDING YOU FOOD?
IT'S MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME.
SHE'S ON A FAST RIDE
TO THE TOP.
JUST LIKE YOU, KENNY.
ONLY THE OPPOSITE.
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
HOW ISBLOOD CANAL?
YEAH, YOU GONNA RELEASE I OR JUST KILL YOURSELF?
GOD, I'VE JUST MISSED
YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
FYI, MY MOVIE
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
I AM THIS CLOSE
TO SIGNING BOBBYDENIRO
FOR THE RESHOOTS.
UH-HUH.
YEAH. HIS AGENT.
YUP.
RIGHT, WELL DID YOU TELL HIM
HE'D BE PLAYING THE PRESIDENT?
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IS
THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND.
I STINK AT MATH.
SINCE WHEN?
I GOT SIX OUT OF TEN
WRONG ON MY QUIZ.
WHICH MEANS YOU GO HOW MANY RIGHT?
THREE?
FOUR.
SEE? TOLD YOU I STINK.
NO, YOU DO NO STINK AT IT.
YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK
A LITTLE HARDER
TO BE GOOD AT IT.
CAN I GO WATCH TV?
DO YOU HAVE
MATH HOMEWORK?
YOU GET STARTED.
I WILL KICK EVERYONE OU AND COME HELP YOU.
CAN I HAVE THESE?
ALL RIGHT.
KEEP IN TOUCH.
HERE'S AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE:
IT'S ABOUT A MAN
WHO SAYS, "KEEP IN TOUCH,"
WHEN HE SAYS GOOD-NIGH TO HIS SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.
HALF THE LOCATIONS
WILL BE IN ALASKA,
THE OTHER HALF IN CHINA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
CAN COLIN FARRELL DO ME?
I MEAN, PLAY ME?
SURE. IT'S ACTUALLY
A REALLY GOOD IDEA.
YIPPEE.
NO, NOT THE COLIN FARRELL PART.
WRITING WHAT I KNOW.
LIFE IN HOLLYWOOD.
GETTING DUMPED.
BY YOUR HUSBAND OVER THE PHONE.
SLEEPING WITH HIS BOSS.
WHO FAKES HIS OWN DEATH.
REJECTED BY ALL
THE HOLLYWOOD WIVES.
FALLING FOR
A HOMELESS MAN.
WITH A TRAGIC PAST.
AND I'LL CALL IT,
"THE YEAR OF LIVING STUPIDLY."
MAYBE THE TITLE SHOULD BE
A LITTLE LESS--
TRUE?
NICE.
I JUST DROPPED
2,800 ON BRAS, PANTIES,
AND BUSTIERS.
AH.
I'VE KISSED HIM.
I'D RATHER NOT HEAR
ABOUT IT.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE,
PAPPY.
CHANGE YOUR MIND,
THE LINGERIE GOES BACK,
THE AFFAIR NEVER STARTS.
BUT ONCE I'VE CU THE TAGS,
THERE ARE NO RETURNS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YES.
AND?
I LOVE YOU.
AND I MEAN WHAT I SAID.
AND YET ANOTHER
POOR OUTING
BY DEVON MARSH.
WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH HIM AND HIS CATCHER?
APPARENTLY ARTURO MARTINEZ
DIDN'T LIKE THAT MARSH
KEPT SHAKING HIM OFF
RIGHT BEFORE CARLOS BELTRAN
WENT YARD ON HIM.
WHAT THE HELL, D?
NO BIG THING.
WE HAD A DEAL.
NO MORE SPORTS NEWS.
BABE,
THIS DAMN CATCHER
IS MESSING YOU UP.
YOU GOTTA GET HIM
OUTTA YOUR HEAD.
GO RELAX.
I'LL FINISH HERE.
IT'S OKAY.
I GOT IT.
BABY, WHAT PAR OF "GO RELAX" WASN'T CLEAR?
LOVE YOU, BABY.
COURSE YOU DO.
HELLO.
DEVON'S CHEATING.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I FOUND A POST-IT NOTE
IN HIS DUFFEL BAG.
WHAT DID IT SAY?
IT SAYS, "CALL JEMMA B."
THEN WHAT?
AND THEN NOTHING.
I CALLED YOU.
THAT'S IT?
THE NOTE WAS HIDDEN.
MOLLY, HE OBVIOUSLY
DIDN'T WANT ME TO KNOW
I--
"CALL JEMMA B."
WHO IS JEMMA B.?
MAYBE SHE'S A REPORTER,
OR SOME DODGER FAN
WHO'S IN THE HOSPITAL
WHOSE DYING WISH
IS TO MEET DEVON.
MORE LIKE SLEEP
WITH DEVON.
LIZ? YOU'RE JUMPING
TO CONCLUSIONS.
THEN WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME
ABOUT THIS JEMMA B.?
I'M THINKING THAT THE ANSWER
IS IT'S 'CAUSE HE'S CHEATING.
TALK TO HIM.
JUST ASK HIM
ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY, OKAY.
THANKS, THANKS, BYE.
I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T GET FREAKY ON HIM.
RODNEY.
QUICK, MAN.
CHECK THIS OUT.
TOP DESIGN.
EAMES CHAIRS.
SO BADASS.
YEAH, I KNOW A DEALER.
GET THE OTTOMANS TOO.
WELL YOU'VE GO EXCELLENT TASTE.
CERTAINLY DOES.
YOU MUST BE RODNEY.
RODNEY, MEET MY GIRL LOLA.
YOU'RE THE DESIGNER, RIGHT?
FELIX TOLD ME
ALL ABOUT YOU.
I CAN'T IMAGINE.
I HEAR YOU'RE
VERY TALENTED.
ALMOST AS TALENTED
AS ME.
THE JACUZZI?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
GO ON.
I'M GONNA GO.
UH, YOUR BEDROOM.
I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS.
SO DO I.
CALL ME IF YOU
WANNA MAKE SOME CHANGES.
MOLLY KAGAN,
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
OH,
HI, TED.
HI.
I'M--
I'M SORRY
ABOUT WRITING
ABOUT YOUR DOG'S ASHES
AND EVE'S
AH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
ALTHOUGH I'M GLAD
OUR HORSE IS STILL ALIVE.
MOLLY, I WANT YOU TO MEET TWO
OF OUR HOTTEST AGENTS.
EDIE AND ELLE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HELLO.
SHALL WE?
MOLLY.
WE ALL LOVE
YOUR WRITING.
WE'VE BEEN READING YOU
NON-STOP ON DIZZY.
WHAT NOW?
WHAT DOES MOLLY KAGAN
WANNA WRITE NEXT?
UH, WELL,
UM
I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE A MOVIE
ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES
GOING FROM A HIGH-PROFILE WIFE
OF A HOLLYWOOD PLAYER
TO A DUMPED OUTCAST.
AS A WOMAN
WHO GREW UP WITH NOTHING,
HOPED ONE DAY
FOR SOMETHING,
AND THEN LOST EVERYTHING
IN ONE PHONE CALL.
FOUR WORDS.
"GET OUT, DUMB WHORE."
ACTUALLY, IT WAS,
"I WANT A DIVORCE."
OH.
AND IN THAT MOMENT,
I BECAME A HOLLYWOOD EX.
AND THESE THINGS
THAT HAPPENED TO ME,
THEY HAPPEN TO OTHER WOMEN.
AND I WANT THEM TO KNOW
THAT IF I CAN SURVIVE,
THEY CAN.
"HOLLYWOOD EX."
LOVE IT.
COMPLETELY ORIGINAL.
SO ACCESSIBLE.
BUT,
IT'S NOT A MOVIE.
IT'S A TV SERIES.
WHAT'S THE FRANCHISE?
IT'S WHERE THE SHOW'S STORIES
COME FROM,
LIKE A POLICE STATION,
A HOSPITAL,
OR A POLICE STATION.
UH, WELL, UH, MY--
MY CHARACTER
WENT TO THE POLICE
WHEN HER HUSBAND'S BOSS
GOES MISSING.
BUT HE CAN' GO MISSING EVERY WEEK.
BUT SOMEBODY COULD.
THAT SOUNDS MORE
LIKE A P.I. SHOW.
THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS.
WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
THAT EVERY WEEK SOMEONE ELSE
FROM THE HOLLYWOOD EX'S LIFE
GOES MISSING.
SHE'S THE P.I.
UH, WELL, YEAH.
EXCEPT SHE'S NOT A P.I.
THE POINT IS HER GETTING
HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER,
NOT SOLVING CRIMES.
THERE ARE PLENTY
OF STORIES TO TELL.
BELIEVE ME.
UM, HOW FRIENDSHIPS
ARE AFFECTED,
HER DATING LIFE
AFTER HER DIVORCE--
MOLLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE WANT ALL OF THAT.
WE WANT THE WORLD YOU CREATED.
THE WORLD YOU JUST PITCHED HERE.
AND ONLY YOU CAN WRITE IT.
BUT WE NEED TO ADD
THE MURDERS
AND THE MISSING PERSONS
IF WE WANNA SELL IT.
MOLLY.
DO YOU WANNA SELL IT?
WE'VE FOUND THAT WOMEN
GO TO GREAT LENGTHS
TO AVOID WHITE MARKS
FROM THEIR DEODORANT.
DEGREE ULTRA CLEAR
PURE CLEAN
GOES ON CLEARER
THAN SECRET FLAWLESS
INVISIBLE SOLID.
GIVING YOU THE CONFIDENCE
YOU NEED
TO START YOUR DAY.
THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR.
DEGREE ULTRA CLEAR
PURE CLEAN.
LITTLE BLACK DRESS
APPROVED.
A LOT CAN HAPPEN
IN TWO WEEKS.
Announcer: ONLY REVLON
AGE DEFYING MAKEUP
HAS BOTAFIRM TO VISIBLY
REDUCE WRINKLES BY 87%,
IN JUST TWO WEEKS,
WHILE FIRMING,
FOR DRAMATICALLY
YOUNGER-LOOKING SKIN.
REVLON AGE DEFYING MAKEUP.
OBVIOUSLY, IT TOOK A BI TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND.
BUT HERE'S THE THING.
IT'S NOT A BASTARDIZATION
OF MY "HOLLYWOOD EX" IDEA,
SO MUCH AS A P.I. SERIES.
THAT CAN HAVE SOME
REALLY WONDERFULLY RICH LAYERS.
IS THAT WHAT YOU
WANNA WRITE?
IF IT SELLS.
THAT'S FAIR.
A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL
THE PRESSURE
TO SELL OUT AT THE BEGINNING
OF THEIR CAREERS.
YOU DIDN'T.
I'M NOT SELLING OUT.
TV IS A COLLABORATIVE ART.
IT'S NOT LIKE WRITING A NOVEL.
COMPROMISES HAVE TO BE MADE.
COMPROMISES ARE
THE ENEMY OF ART.
I DON'T AGREE.
I DO.
THE PROBLEM IS
WHEN YOU END UP
COMPROMISING SO MUCH
THAT YOU END UP
WITH AN UNRECOGNIZABLE,
WATERED-DOWN MESS.
WHICH DOESN'T SELL,
DOESN'T GET MADE,
OR IS AN EMBARRASSMEN IF IT DOES.
WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THIS
FOR 20 YEARS,
SO I GUESS I'M NO AS CYNICAL AS YOU.
YOU'RE THE CYNICAL ONE.
YOU'VE GIVEN UP
ON WHAT YOU WANT TO WRITE,
AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED.
HEY, DID ANYONE SEE MY CARTOON
CAPTION INTHE NEW YORKER?
IT'S A DONUT,
NOT A BAGEL.
IT'S FUNNY.
COME IN.
OH, GOOD GOD.
JULIE.
THIS IS WHY WE DECLARED
OUR INDEPENDENCE.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE ME DO
MY FINAL SET OF LUNGES.
I HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE
AN AFFAIR WITH YOU.
NO ONE MUST KNOW
ABOUT IT.
YOU SHOULD BE AWARE
THAT I DESPISE YOU
AND THA WILL NEVER CHANGE.
YOU SHOULD ALSO
BE AWARE THAT I AM
HIGHLY ORGASMIC
AND WILL NOT WAIT.
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
WHO FELT THE CHEMISTRY.
C'MERE, YOU SNARLING
LITTLE MINX.
OH, NO.
NOT THE BREASTS.
OKAY.
NO, NO. N--
NOT THE THIGHS.
LOOK, I'M ALL FOR
MAKING THIS DIFFICULT,
AND YOU ARE CERTAINLY
WORTH IT,
BUT--
OKAY, WELL, IF YOU DON'T THINK
YOU'RE UP TO IT.
OH, I'M UP TO IT.
JOAN! WHERE ARE YOU?
GARY!
HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
AND NO, I WILL NOT HIDE.
I'LL BE BACK.
HONEY, I'VE GOTTA TAKE THIS.
IT'S--
IT'S RESEARCH FOR MY PITCH.
HI. STEVE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR CALLING ME BACK.
NO. NO, MY HUSBAND
ISN'T CHEATING ON ME.
NO,
I DON'T NEED HELP
FINDING MY-- MOM.
MY BIRTH PARENTS.
I'M ON THE PHONE.
MOM.
UH, NO. PEOPLE ASK YOU
TO DO THAT?
MOM, HANG UP.
NO, I'D LIKE
TO PICK YOUR BRAIN
FOR A TV SERIES.
YEAH.
MOM, MOM
I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW
THE INS AND OUTS
OF--
OF P.I. WORK.
OKAY--
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN--
YOU CAN EAT IN FRON OF THE TV, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
GREAT, GREAT.
DO YOU HAVE TIME TOMORROW?
UH, AND I'D LIKE TO DO I WHILE MY DAUGHTER'S IN SCHOOL.
UH--
I'LL--
I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
HEY, MOLLY.
HI.
I HAVE A PITCH AT UAA,
AND THEY WANT ME
TO TURN MY MOVIE IDEA
INTO A P.I. SERIES.
I LOVE THAT YOU'RE
CALLING ME FOR ADVICE.
OH, NO NO NO. I
JUST-- YOU DO IT.
YOU DO WHATEVER
YOU HAVE TO
TO GET IT MADE.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
SO I'M MEETING THIS P.I.,
WHICH IS WHY I'M CALLING--
IF THEY WANT YOU
TO TURN YOUR IDEA
INTO A CARTOON ABOUT KIDS
KILLING SHEEP, YOU DO THAT.
WAIT. DON'T USE THAT.
KIDSKILLING SHEEPCARTOON.
YOU DON'T THINK IT'S
TOO BIG A COMPROMISE?
PLEASE.
TO GET MONEY
FORBLOOD CANAL,
I LOOKED A MIDDLE EASTERN BACKER
IN THE FACE
AND SAID,
"DEATH TO DISNEYLAND."
SO YOU DO
YOUR P.I. SERIES.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU DO I UNTIL YOU'RE SWEATY,
AND KNEE-DEEP
IN THE THICK OF IT.
YOU DO IT UNTIL YOU CAN HOLD
CHUNKS OF IT IN YOUR HAND,
AND YOU CAN SAY
TO THE WORLD,
"LOOK AT THIS. HUH?
LOOK WHAT I CREATED."
UM.
SO DOES THAT MEAN
THAT YOU'LL
PICK UP JADEN
AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW?
I HAVE A MEETING.
OH, WHOA WHOA WHOA.
I'M KNEE-DEEP HERE,
MYSELF.
TRYING TO CAST THE PRESIDEN FOR THE RESHOOTS.
OKAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT, KENNY?
I'M TRYING TO STAR A CAREER,
AND AFTER NINE YEARS OF
YOUR TEDIOUS BUSINESS DINNERS,
ASPEN VACATIONS
WHEN I DON'T EVEN SKI,
AND SENDING
BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
MY NAME,
I REALLY THINK YOU
SHOULD DO THIS FOR ME.
OKAY.
I'LL, UH, I'LL BRING HER HOME
AFTER DINNER.
REALLY?
THANKS.
SURE.
AND WHEN YOU'RE AT UAA,
YOU TALK UP ALEC BALDWIN
FORBLOOD CANAL.
BYE, BABE.
BYE.
WHEN PEOPLE LIE,
THEY LOOK TO THE RIGHT.
NEVER FAILS.
I HAD NO IDEA.
MM-HMM.
WHY DID YOU BECOME
A P.I. ANYWAY?
JOAN.
I TOLD YOU
YOU COULD COME OVER
IF YOU LET ME
DO MY WORK,
AND THAT INCLUDES
LETTING ME ASK THE QUESTIONS.
DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW
WHY HE BECAME A P.I.?
YES.
WHY DID YOU BECOME A P.I.?
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER,
I CAME OUT OF THE THEATER,
AND MY PARENTS
WERE GUNNED DOWN RIGH IN FRONT OF ME IN COLD BLOOD.
AND I VOWED
RIGHT THEN AND THERE
THAT I WOULD HUNT DOWN
THE KILLER
WHILE HELPING OTHERS
GET JUSTICE AT THE SAME TIME.
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
THAT'SBATMAN.
OKAY.
OKAY, I WAS A ROGUE COP.
AH, AH, YOUR EYES
JUST SHIFTED RIGHT.
YOU'RE GOOD.
OKAY, UM.
I GOT CANNED FROM MY GIG
AS A SECURITY GUARD
AFTER MY THIRD
POSITIVE URINE TEST,
AND I JUST FIGURED,
YOU KNOW,
HELL, I ALREADY GOT THE GUN
AND THE BEADED CAR SEAT,
SO IT WAS EITHER THIS
OR I BECOME A CAB DRIVER.
AND NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
TAKE CABS IN L.A.
EXCUSE ME.
MM-HMM.
SO, STEVE
YEAH.
TELL ME THE WORST PAR ABOUT YOUR JOB.
SOMETHING REALLY DEPRAVED.
LOOK AT THIS.
3:00, JEMMA B.
TALK ME DOWN.
TELL ME
THAT IT'S NOTHING AGAIN.
CALL DEVON
AND ASK HIM.
I CAN'T. HE HATES I WHEN I'M NOSY.
WHO'S THE GUY?
HE'S A P.I. THAT I'M
INTERVIEWING FOR THE SERIES.
HOW MUCH TO FOLLOW
MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW?
500?
DONE!
ROAD TRIP.
I'M INTERVIEWING HIM!
ON STAKEOUTS,
HE PEES IN A BOTTLE.
HE'S GOING LEFT!
LEFT! DON'T LOSE HIM!
NOBODY LIKES
A BACKSEAT P.I.
HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU FOUND
THAT IT'S ACTUALLY THE HUSBAND
WHO INSISTED
HIS WIFE CHEAT?
NEVER.
TAKE A MINUTE
BEFORE YOU ANSWER.
WHAT'S DRIVING YOU
TO DO THIS, LIZ?
WHAT DID DEVON DO
TO YOU?
HE GOT FAMOUS.
HAVE YOU READ THE PAPERS?
EVERY DAY.
EVERY DAY SOME ATHLETE
IS CAUGHT STEPPING OUT.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
DEVON WILL.
OH, YES, HE WILL.
WHAT CELEBRITY HASN'T?
JOAN'S RIGHT.
HE'S LIVING WITH A DECISION
THAT HE MADE AT 17.
ONE DAY, HE'S GONNA WAKE UP
AND REALIZE THAT HE CAN HAVE
ANYBODY HE WANTS.
PROBABLY ALREADY HAS.
SUCKER?
LOOK, I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
EVEN IF HE LOVES HER NOW,
HE'LL GET SICK
OF HER EVENTUALLY.
IT HAPPENED TO ME,
IT HAPPENED TO YOU.
THINGS DON'T WORK OUT.
LIFE ISN'T FAIR.
I HATE GRAPE.
DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
DEVON IS ONE
OF THE GOOD GUYS.
AND YOU CANNOT GO
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
OBSESSING
OVER YOUR HUSBAND.
KENNY, I'M BUSY
IS SHE HURT?
OKAY, HE'S PULLING
INTO THIS DRIVEWAY UP HERE.
NEOSPORIN AND A BAND-AID.
YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, KENNY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO A DRUGSTORE,
YOU'VE GOT A FIRST-AID KI IN THE TRUNK.
YOU RECOGNIZE
THIS PLACE?
NO.
I'VE GOTTA GO.
NO, DON'T PUT JADEN
ON THE PHONE, I'M HANGING UP.
GIVE HER YOUR GUN.
STAY CALM.
HI, JADEN.
SWEETIE, SWEETIE,
IT'S JUST A LITTLE BOO-BOO.
HAVE SOME DEEP BREATHS,
A FEW DEEP BREATHS.
I'M FINE.
I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
NO!
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A LOT CAN HAPPEN
IN TWO WEEKS.
Announcer: ONLY REVLON
AGE DEFYING MAKEUP
HAS BOTAFIRM TO VISIBLY
REDUCE WRINKLES BY 87%,
IN JUST TWO WEEKS,
WHILE FIRMING,
FOR DRAMATICALLY
YOUNGER-LOOKING SKIN.
REVLON AGE DEFYING MAKEUP.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTAN THIS RELATIONSHIP IS TO ME.
IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE
JUST SAYING THE WORDS, DEVON.
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
WHO ARE YOU?
LIZ.
YOU KNOW HER?
THAT'S MY WIFE.
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON IN HERE?
DID YOU FOLLOW ME HERE?
PERHAPS I SHOULD EXPLAIN.
AND IF I WANT YOU TO SPEAK,
BLONDIE, I WILL ASK YOU.
SHE'S A SPORTS PSYCHOLOGIST.
WHAT?
WE'RE WORKING
ON OUR COMMUNICATION.
SKIP MADE US.
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU JUST WALKED IN
ON OUR THERAPY SESSION.
BABY, I'M SO SORRY.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
I PROMISE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
THAT DID NOT GO WELL.
DOT DOT DOT--
JADEN, I HAVE TO WORK.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
HEY.
HOW 'BOUT YOU GO
TO THE GIFT CLOSET,
PICK OUT ANYTHING YOU WANT,
AND PLAY
IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY?
OKAY!
OKAY.
DRESSER.
OH, RIGHT.
NO, NO, NO.
PUSH IT AGAINS THE DOOR.
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT.
I DON'T THINK I'VE DONE I SOBER SINCE I WAS 12.
YOU SHOULD BE
VERY FLATTERED, JOAN.
HELL, YOU REMEMBERED
MY NAME.
I DID.
NOT A REQUIREMENT.
YOU'RE A FUNNY THING.
TALKING ISN' A REQUIREMENT, EITHER.
JUST GET ON WITH IT.
JOAN MCALLISTER,
PAGING JOAN MCALLISTER.
YOU KNOW, IN THE FUTURE,
I'M GONNA USE THAT VOICE
TO KEEP FROM CLIMAXING.
THAT'S NOT MY BUSINESS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ART?
WELL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
MASSIVE PICTURES OF YOU
AND BARELY CLAD BIMBOS
WITH SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS,
SO NOT A STYLE.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
CALL THAT THING?
ART.
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I THINK WE BOTH KNOW
THAT'S A SUBJECTIVE TERM.
YOU MEAN LIKE, UH, GAY?
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD
CONCENTRATE ON YOUR CLOSET.
ADD MORE SPACE, MAYBE
A CAPPUCCINO BAR, A LAP POOL.
WHY NOT A KITCHEN?
SINCE THE CLOSET'S
WHERE YOU LIVE.
GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY HOUSE.
NOW.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
HE THREW IT AT YOU?
LIKE IT WAS A FRISBEE.
DID, UM, MM-MM
KNOW YOU HAD PAINTED IT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM?
I WANTED HIM TO LIKE I ON HIS OWN TERMS.
I GOT BORED WAITING.
KEEP TALKING.
I'LL CATCH UP.
THINK ECRU.
WELL,
I MET MM-MM'S GIRLFRIEND,
THEN HE HIT ON ME.
OH, RODNEY.
YOU DON'T NEED
THIS KIND OF DRAMA.
BUSINESS IS GOOD.
IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
WE WILL FIND YOU A GOOD MAN.
SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES YOU.
WHOSE MOM IS PRESIDEN OF THE LOCAL P-FLAG.
NO, NO.
ECRU.
IT'S SLIGHTLY BEIGE,
BUT MOSTLY WHITE.
IT'S IN THE CRAYOLA BOX.
YOU KNOW, IT'S PEOPLE
LIKE YOUR FRIEND DAVID SHEA--
HE'S NOT MY FRIEND.
GOOD.
BECAUSE IT'S PEOPLE LIKE HIM
WHO MAKE IT HARD
FOR PEOPLE LIKE MM-MM TO COME
OUT OF THE CLOSET.
AND IF PEOPLE LIKE MM-MM
COULD COME OUTTA THE CLOSET,
IT'D MAKE IT BETTER
FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME.
LIKE A DAY
AT THE BEACH.
OOH.
IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT, JADEN.
I DON'T CARE IF DAISY'S MOM
SAID YOU COULD,
NO SLEEPOVERS.
I'M GOING INTO MY MEETING.
BYE. LOVE YOU.
I SAID NO.
HEY.
MOLLY, GREAT NEWS.
JAY MAGUIRE WAS
IN THE BUILDING,
SO WE SET HIM UP
FOR YOUR PITCH.
NBC IS THE PERFECT NETWORK
FOR THIS, SO KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
HE'S IN TED'S OFFICE WAITING.
YOU ONLY HAVE TO CHANGE
ONE THING.
THE NEW BRET RATNER MOVIE,
SPACELAND,
STARS THE THREE JESSICAS:
SIMPSON, ALBA, AND BIEL
AS INTERGALACTIC BOUNTY HUNTERS.
OPENED LAST NIGH WITH HUGE NUMBERS.
YEAH, WELL BREASTS,
GUNS, AND EXPLOSIONS.
OF COURSE IT OPENED HUGE.
SO YOU KNOW WHERE
THIS IS GOING.
NO.
YES.
PLEASE DON'T SAY IT.
JAY WANTS A SHOW
ABOUT A FEMALE BOUNTY HUNTER.
OH.
SO WHEN YOU PITCH,
EVERY TIME YOU
WERE GONNA SAY P.I.,
JUST SAY BOUNTY HUNTER
INSTEAD.
BOOM!
THE YACH WITH GRACIE'S
OVER-EXTENDED HUSBAND
AND UNDERAGE MISTRESS
EXPLODES.
SIX MONTHS PASS.
GRACIE POLLOCK?
NOW A
BOUNTY HUNTER.
SO FRANCIS CANE HIRES GRACIE
TO FIND HER MISSING NFL
LINEBACKER HUSBAND.
EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS
THAT SHE SHOULD PROBABLY
BE HIRING A P.I.
AND NOT A BOUNTY HUNTER,
SHE WANTS SOMEONE WHO
SHE WANTS-- SHE WANTS SOMEONE
THAT SHE KNOWS.
FRANCIS CANE
AND GRACIE
HAVE KIDS WHO GO
TO THE SAME SCHOOL.
NO SOONER HAS
A HEARTBROKEN GRACIE--
THROUGH THE DOGGY DOOR--
THE COPS ARRIVE--
STANDING OVER
JEMMA B.'S DEAD BODY.
HI. OKAY. IT'S FINE.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU FLOSS, OKAY?
BYE.
KIDS.
OKAY. UM--
UH--
AND THEN
A BIG SHOOTOUT.
AND THEN
EVERYONE GOES TO THE HOSPITAL.
BUT SOME PEOPLE GO
TO THE POLICE STATION.
AND THEN GRACIE GOES
TO HER NEW OFFICE,
WHERE SHE
IS ABOUT TO BECOME
BRENTWOOD'S MOST SOUGHT-AFTER
BOUNTY HUNTER.
DO IT!
WHAT, YOU THINK
I'M SCARED?
THAT I WON'T DO IT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
THAT I DON'T HAVE
THE BALLS?
DO THE WORDS "WELCOME RELIEF"
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
Oh, oh, oh, oh
THIS IS A BRAND NEW DAY
Oh, oh, oh, oh
AND IT'S GETTING BETTER
EVERY SINGLE WAY
Oh, oh, oh, oh
THIS IS A BRAND NEW DAY
Oh, oh, oh, oh
AND I'M FEELING BETTER
WHEN YOU SAY
La, la, la,
la, la, Love.
A NEW DAY.
NEW WAYS TO SAVE.
AH, WELCOME, BROOKE SHIELDS.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
WELL, THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC
SWEEPING OUR NATION.
- Beetle: REALLY?
- WOMEN EVERYWHERE ARE HAVING BABIES
JUST TO GET THE NEW
VOLKSWAGEN ROUTAN.
TAKE THIS COUPLE.
CHRISTINE HERE IS SO SEDUCED
BY GERMAN ENGINEERING,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY
JUST TO GET IT.
THAT'S NOT WHY
WE'RE HAVING A BABY--
WITH A STRANGE MAN
SHE BARELY KNOWS.
- Man: I'M HER HUSBAND.
- DON'T BE LIKE CHRISTINE.
HAVE A BABY FOR LOVE,
NOT FOR GERMAN ENGINEERING.
Man: LADY, WE'RE STANDING RIGHT HERE.
LEARN WHA I'M DOING TO HELP
AT RoutanBoom.org.
WHOO!
Beetle:WE SHOULD HAVE
SE
I AS A PHARMACIS WAS VERY SKEPTICAL.
I LOST 26 POUNDS
USING ALLI.
MY FRIENDS WERE
ABSOLUTELY AMAZED.
THEY HAD NO IDEA THAT ALLI
WOULD WORK THAT WELL.
IF YOU STICK TO
THE GUIDELINES
THAT COME WITH
THE STARTER PACK,
YOU'LL DO GREAT.
PEOPLE COME INTO
THE PHARMACY
AND IT'S REAL EASY TO
RECOMMEND THE PRODUC BECAUSE HONESTLY, IT HAS
WORKED SO WELL FOR ME.
MORNING, FRANK.
HEY, JOAN.
OKAY, WE'VE ESCAPED.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE SHAG YOU DESERVE.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
WHAT I DESERVE.
UH, NICK NOLTE.
MORGAN FREEMAN.
I DON'T KNOW. MICHAEL CAINE.
THAT GUY'LL TAKE ANYTHING.
OR, HELLO, MICHAEL DOUGLAS.
LOVES BEING PRESIDENT.
HOLD ON.
DON'T MOVE.
AW, C'MON,
GIVE US A QUICK FLASH.
MMM. OH, YOU'VE GO THE MOST LOVELY SKIN, JOANIE.
QUIT YAPPING AND PU YOUR MOUTH TO BETTER USE.
OOH!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THOSE GUYS.
I GOT DAVID SHEA.
REPLACING DEVON MARSH,
NUMBER 32, LEFT-HANDER,
MAX WATKINS.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
BABE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WOO! YOU'RE THE BEST!
BIG D!
SIGN MY SCORECARD?
YOU CAN BE MY CLOSER ANY TIME.
OKAY. THAT'S IT. HI.
I NEED YOU TO GE YOUR BIG, FAKE BOOBS
OUTTA MY HUSBAND'S FACE
BEFORE I USE THEM
FOR BATTING PRACTICE.
LIZ, COME ON.
CALM DOWN.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GE AN AUTOGRAPH FOR MY KID.
DEVON!
HONEY, WAIT!
CAN WE SEESPACELAND?
NO.
BUT MOM,
IT'S THE THREE JESSICAS.
THEY WEAR SKIN-TIGHT CLOTHES,
BEAT UP THE BAD GUYS,
AND SAVE THE GALAXY.
NOW YOU'VE SEEN IT.
SKYLER!
HEY.
WHAT'RE YOU SEEING?
UH,POODLE CLUBAGAIN.
YOU?
UH,SPACELAND.
WHAT?
YOU LIKE BOUNTY HUNTERS?
THEY'RE OKAY.
'CAUSE I'M WAITING
TO HEAR
IF I SOLD
HOLLYWOOD EX, BOUNTY HUNTER.
I THOUGH SHE WAS A P.I.
GO AHEAD, LAUGH,
SAY I TOLD YOU SO.
NO, NO, I GET IT.
IT'S A METAPHOR,
WHERE THE GUYS
WHO JUMP BAIL REPRESEN THE MAN WHO WENT AWOL
ON HER MARRIAGE.
IT'S GOT A LOT OF LAYERS.
YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S WHY
I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN ANSWER,
'CAUSE THEY'RE STILL WADING
THROUGH ALL THOSE LAYERS.
CALL THEM.
YOU GOTTA STOP BEING
SO NICE.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT.
MY MOTHER USED TO SAY THAT.
MOM, THEY'RE SEEINGSPACELAND,
WE GOTTA GO SEESPACELAND.
PLEASE?
SORRY.
CAN THEY COME
WITH US, DAD? PLEASE?
I ALREADY SAID NO.
POODLE CLUB'SSTUPID,
IT'S FOR BABIES.
YOU NEVER LET ME
DO ANYTHING FUN.
LET'S GO.
NO! OKAY, OKAY.
POODLE CLUB.NEVER MIND!
SHALL WE ESCAPE
AGAIN TOMORROW?
I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
IS THAT YOUR MOM?
SHE EXTENDED MY STAY HERE.
SHE'S ON SAFARI,
AND SHE CAN'T BE BOTHERED.
SET HER HEAD ON FIRE.
ANYONE WANNA WATCH ME TRAIN
FOR MY CHANNEL SWIM?
I'M IN.
YOU'RE EARLY.
TEN MINUTES.
HERE'S THE BALANCE
OF YOUR DEPOSIT.
LESS 20% FOR PAIN,
AND SUFFERING,
AND GAS MILEAGE.
HERE.
YOU'RE QUITTING.
PEOPLE HIRE ME
BECAUSE THEY RESPECT ME.
AND THAT IS HOW I ROLL.
GOOD-BYE, FELIX.
RODNEY, WAIT. WAIT.
PLEASE.
DO YOU REALIZE
HOW EASY YOU HAVE IT?
EXCUSE ME?
THE DECORATOR, LOUD AND PROUD,
WHILE THE HERO HIDES.
THAT'S WHO I HAVE TO BE.
NO, THAT'S WHO
YOU CHOOSE TO BE.
I CHOSE A LONG TIME AGO,
AND NOW I CAN'T ESCAPE IT.
I'M AN INDUSTRY.
PEOPLE DEPEND ON ME.
NOBODY'S GONNA PAY 12 BUCKS
TO SEE A GAY ACTION HERO.
I WOULD.
MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER PLACE
WE CAN PUT YOUR PAINTING.
WELL MAYBE I COULD
RE-HANG THESE POSTERS.
THEY SHOULD REALLY BE
AT EYE LEVEL.
YOU'RE HOME LATE.
I HAD A VERY GOOD TIME TODAY.
THANK YOU.
LISTEN, KIDDO.
YOU AND I,
WE'RE A TEAM.
AND THAT DOESN'T JUST MEAN
LOVING EACH OTHER,
IT MEANS HELPING EACH OTHER.
SO THAT MEANS
IF I'M WORKING REALLY HARD,
OR ON AN IMPORTANT CALL,
IT'S FOR BOTH OF US.
AND YOU DON' GET PRIZES
FOR LETTING ME
WORK HARD.
JUST LIKE I DON' GET PRIZES
WHEN I HELP YOU
WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK
OR BUY YOU SHAMPOO.
OKAY?
SHOULD I PUT THE BARBIE CORVETTE
BACK IN THE GIFT CLOSET?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
HELLO.
HI, MOLLY.
IT'S TED.
TED. GOOD TO HEAR
FROM YOU.
HEY, I'M AFRAID I'VE GO SOME BAD NEWS.
THE PROJECT'S DEAD.
EVERYONE PASSED.
DID THEY SAY WHY?
EH, THEY FEL YOUR IDEA WAS DERIVATIVE.
MMM.
THEY WERE RIGHT.
UH, WELL,
HEADING INTO THE CANYON.
PROBABLY GONNA LO--
OLLY--
OLLY--
-- ERE?
A--
-- OLLY?
HELLO?
I DIDN'T SELL THE IDEA.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S OKAY.
'CAUSE IT STUNK.
IT DIDN'T STINK.
YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK HARDER
TO BE GOOD AT IT.
HIGH-FIVE.
WE FADE IN ON GRACIE POLLOCK
DRIVING THROUGH BEVERLY HILLS.
WE HEAR HER THOUGHTS
IN VOICE-OVER.
THE TROUBLE STARTED
WITH AN EARRING.
IT WASN'T JUST ANY EARRING.
NO, THIS WAS A DELICATE,
GOLD WIRE HOOP,
SUDDENLY ATTACHED
TO MY HUSBAND'S RIGHT EARLOBE.
BUT HOW WAS I TO KNOW
THAT THE DEMISE
OF MY NINE-YEAR, TEN-MONTH,
18-HOUR MARRIAGE
COULD'VE BEEN FORETOLD
MERE WEEKS BEFORE
BY A TINY PIECE OF METAL
IN A MIDDLE-AGED MAN'S EAR?
THERE ARE MANY WAYS
TO BECOME A HOLLYWOOD EX.
IN MY CASE, I LET COMPROMISE
DWARF EVERYTHING ELSE.
I LET MY PASSION
BE WORN DOWN TO A NUB.
UNFORTUNATELY, IT MAY BE
A PATTERN IN MY LIFE.
A LESSON I NEED TO LEARN
OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER.
WE SEE GRACIE TURN THE WRONG WAY
ONTO A ONE-WAY STREET.
GOD, I HOPE I GET IT RIGHT SOON.
THAT'S ALL I HAVE SO FAR.
OH, YOU GUYS. COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE IT IS.
SEE YOU, GUYS.
GOOD WORK, D.J.
MOLLY, WAIT. UM--
YEAH?
CAN YOU STAY?
SURE.
UM,
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I LIKE HAVING YOU
IN THE WORKSHOP.
I LIKE ARGUING WITH YOU,
AND I'M HAPPY TO HELP YOU
PROFESSIONALLY AND CREATIVELY,
AND I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
TO WORRY
THAT I'M GONNA OVERSTEP.
OH, YOU MEAN THE--
THE FLIRTING PART.
RIGHT.
MM.
LET'S JUS KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL
AND FRIENDLY.
THAT'S--
THAT'S BEST.
PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOK
TO THE RIGHT WHEN THEY LIE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
THAT'S ALL I GOT SO FAR.
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A LOT CAN HAPPEN
IN TWO WEEKS.
Announcer: ONLY REVLON
AGE DEFYING MAKEUP
HAS BOTAFIRM TO VISIBLY
REDUCE WRINKLES BY 87%,
IN JUST TWO WEEKS,
WHILE FIRMING,
FOR DRAMATICALLY
YOUNGER-LOOKING SKIN.
REVLON AGE DEFYING MAKEUP.
Announcer: WHAT DO YOU
WANT AS YOUR REWARD?
I WANT TO TAKE ALL MY LADIES
OUT TO A REALLY NICE DINNER.
HEY!
DADDY, DADDY!
DADDY'S GONNA SI RIGHT BETWEEN YOU.
HELLO, HELLO.
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