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A few years ago, The L Word came up with a fantastic episode where they began to discuss alternate words for THE VAGINA! See it here:

Well, I don’t know WHERE I came up with THIS list, I’m sure Google helped enormously, but I can’t tell you where it all came from, what site it came from, or, who to ‘thank.’ I would if I could. I’ve had it in a file on my computers for years. I thought it might help in my writing. Btw, I did not alter any of these words/phrases. As you can see by the list, it had to have had plenty of ‘male’ help. No offense to my male readers, but some of the names on the list are downright offensive to this WOMAN, and as a LESBIAN I find some of them equally disgusting if not more so. I will admit to not understanding SOME of them, because, well, read them and see why. I will also admit to the occasional blush.

But, a conversation arose on Facebook the other day and it was about certain words that are used in Lesbian Fiction. I thought, write a blog about words that some couldn’t handle IN THEIR FACE (Gettit? Lesbian’s, and in your face? I’m so punny). I mean, there is only so many ways you can describe some things, but some of the ways some writers have chosen to go about is downright hilarious. I am not making fun of anyone in particular, I am sure some of my ‘alternates’ have been funny to some, but come on people…don’t you have beta readers or editors who stopped you, or, at least, brought it your attention?

So, here is my gift to you my readers, followers, and other authors, in no particular order, ALTERNATE WORDS and phrases to the word VAGINA! Have at it and enjoy the hilarity. Comments are welcome, more alternative words and phrases will be welcome, and have a (pardon the pun) ball reading this, I know I did! Please reference the ‘helpful’ numbers I put in there for the words when talking about said ALTERNATE WORD. Also note that I had to ‘update’ my dictionary for ‘some’ of these words, rolling my eyes here…poor spell-check.

Pussy

Vag-gi-gi or Vag-ji-ji or Vag-jay-jay

bearded clam

vertical smile

beaver

trim

hair pie

bearded ax wound

tuna taco

fur burger

cooch

cooter

punani

snatch

twat

lovebox

box

poontang

cookie

hole

love canal

flower

nana

pink taco

cat

catcher’s mitt

muff

roast beef curtains

the cum dump

chocha

black hole

sperm sucker

fish sandwich

warmer

whisker biscuit

carpet

love hole

deep socket

cum craver

squeezer

slice of heaven

flesh cavern

the great divide

cherry

tongue depressor

clit slit

hatchet wound

honey pot

quim

meat massager

chacha

stinkhole

black hole of calcutta

socket

pink taco

bottomless pit

dead clam

cum crack

twat

rattlesnake canyon

bush

cunny

flaps

fuzz box

fuzzy wuzzy

gash

glory hole

grumble

man in the boat

mud flaps

mound

peach

pink

piss flaps

the fish flap

love rug

vadge

the furry cup

stench-trench

wizard’s sleeve

DNA dumpster

tuna town

split dick

bikini bizkit

holster

cockpit

snooch

kitty kat

poody tat

grassy knoll

cold cut combo

Jewel box

rosebud

curly curtains

furry furnace

slop hole

velcro love triangle

nether lips

where Uncle’s doodle goes

altar of love

cupid’s cupboard

bird’s nest

bucket

cock-chafer

love glove

serpent socket

spunk-pot

hairy doughnut

fun hatch

spasm chasm

red lane

stinky speedway

bacon hole

belly entrance

nookie

sugar basin

sweet briar

breakfast of champions

wookie

fish mitten

pocket

hump hole

pink circle

silk igloo

scrambled eggs between the legs

black oak

Republic of Labia

juice box

Golden Palace

fetus flaps

skins

sausage wallet

Holiest of Holies

sugar hole

The Death of Adam

home plate

Deer Hoof

Golden Arches

Cats Paw

Mule Nose

Yo Yo Smuggler

Mumbler (Aussie)

Dinner Roll

Crotch Waffle

Piss Fenders

crack Melvin

Dove Breast

Brakepads

Vedgie

Slurpy

Vacuum Vulva

Pastrami Flaps

Hot Tamaki Walk

Buffalo Gums

Rooster Jaws

Wagon Ruts

Beaver Teeth

Mumble Pants (Sweden)

Ninja Boot

Marcia (Aussie)

Skin Canoe

Fatty

Mossy Jaw

The Big W

Chia Hole

Lip Jeans

Beetle Hood

Hungry Minge

Sausage Wallet

Front Bottom

Welly Top

Frum

Pancake Fold

Tongue Roll

Bologna Flap-Over

Furrogi (Poland)

Fortune Nookie (China)

Bearded Taco

Calamari Cockring

Displabia

Slot Pocket

Bluntfrunt

Fishamjig

Pole Magnet

Pocket Pie

Clamarama

kitty cage

Chicken’s tongue

Conch shell

Crack of heaven

Dog’s mouth

Door of life

Fly catcher

Fruit cup

Jelly roll

Lobster pot

bunny tuft

knish

her neighbor

lotus

nappy dugout

moneymaker

womens weapon

tackle box

bone hider

red sea

pizzo

Jizz receptacle

The Helmut Hide-A-Way

hairy heaven

furry 8 ball rack

crave cave

arbys with fur

fish canyon

toolshed

snake charmer

Furby

Enchilada of love

Ham sandwich

Camarillo brillo

Brazilian caterpillar

dick rack boy in the canoe

flesh tuxedo

Mound of Venus

queef quarters

Venus butterfly

cooter

cream canal

poontang pie

wet mark

private area

thresher

punash

salami garage

tunnel of love

slurpee machine

pink cookie

penalty box

ground zero

meat crease

bait

birth canal

holy grail

pole hole

pork pie

fuzz bucket

one-eyed python trail

bubble gum by the bum

stink rink

theme park

saloon doors

pink truffle

bitter & twisted

burger bar

meat counter

temperamental ring piece

python syphon

big bud

the Wombsday Book

the condo downstate

snake lake

the indoor barbecue

pound cake

beef tomato

tickled pink

launch pad

horn of plenty

the indoor picnic

hamper of goodies

flapped bap

bonefish

close encounter with the turd kind

sperm bank

man’s charity bash

bush tucker midnight dip

the one-door vulva

the welcome opponent

the Twatlantic Ocean

temporary lodgings

field of dreams

bean

cooze

old catchers mitt

devil’s hole

lucy

pish buffet

pooswaa

poonaner

davey jones locker

pink panther

tinker bell

south mouth

dick eater

wonder bread

wolly bolly

foxhole

hot pocket

head catcher

Lawrence of A Labia

silk funnel

dick driver

purple people penis eater

meat curtains

ponchita

cherry pop tart

fat rabbit

s

pee jaws

mingus

The Notorious V.A.G.

stench trench

poon jab

nappy dugout

babyoven

penis parking

cooter muffin

the promised land

pocket

cha cha

the shrine

bitch ditch

fury pink mink

mammal hole

ever-lasting cum stopper

the toothless blow job

happy flappy

wilt chamberlian’s daily glove

the code defier

the salt water taffy factory

mommy’s pie

the easy bake oven

the deflower patch

the virginator

the schlong sucker

the dea bone patch

the vegetarian’s temptation

the vegan store

the blow hole

the pump protector

bag pipe

Spitball Bullseye

meat wagon

pickle stinker

jezebel’s smell

yoni

willys haven

scrumpter peach

sweat box

yeast pocket

penis warmer

tampon tunnel

penis pothole

cucumber canal

egg drop Box

sperm shack

dick dungeon

curator

b.o.b.’s bungalow

mommy parts

tuna pot pie

nice slice

peter vise

sock

rack of clam

peters grove

penis purse

grandest canyon

fish dish

banana box

tuna spread

pink portal

count fapula

red river gorge

happy valley

revolving in/out door

baby zipper

richards house

stop-n-pop

bone polisher

packin’ shack

wiener wrap

clap trap

camel toe

dildo hotel

axe gash

pearl hotel

sea food six pack

clam canal

coose canal

dick deposit

wand waxer

vidgie

erie canal

candy kiss

gauntlet

round mound of beehound

lick n’ stick

lap flounder

tomahawk chop

chin-chin

pachinko

ry pie

lip tip

the big casino

one eyed worm hole

amazon forest

cave

donut

coochie pop

babby

wet seal

pissy froth hole

bald biscuit

the unmentionable

man’s ruin

peeshie

hairy potter

courtney cocksleeve

panty hamster

deep pink

jaws of life

gizmo

faith

magnet

slippery slide

Meat tunnel

pink heaven

squid

dick basket

hot spot

poochika

pudding

bowl

love cave

squeeze-box

quim

honey pot

the bone collector

goodie basket

depository

pink turtleneck

bread-box

little debbie

pole hole

pandora’s box

snail tracker

zilla

homebase

pud pocket

bear trap

indiana bones and the temple of poon

chanch

big montana

noochie

choot

golden valley

nappy roots

dick mitten

mystical fold

And, for those who prefer the technical terms for the Vagina, make sure you are anatomically correct in your phrases, because sometimes, it’s equally hilarious when you don’t realize where things just might be, ya know?

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K’Anne Meinel is a Lesbian Fiction bestselling author with more than 92 published works including shorts, novellas, and novels. She is an American author born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and raised in Oconomowoc. Upon early graduation from high school she went to a private college in Milwaukee and then moved to California for seventeen years before returning to the state. Many of her stories have Wisconsin in them as settings for her wonderful, realistic, and detailed backgrounds. Named the lesbian Danielle Steel of her time, K’Anne continues to write interesting stories in a variety of genres in both the lesbian and mainstream fiction categories. Her website is www.kannemeinel.com.