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Music Shuffle SurveyPut your music player, whatever it is, on random or shuffled play.Answer these questions with the song you get when you hit the skip button!Note: some songs will make sense, others won't. Don't Cheat!

Which song describes the mood you are in right now?: The Shins - New SlangWhich song describes the mood you are usually in?: Interpol - PDAYou are the only person who's completely certain there's nothing here to be into. That is all that you can do. You are a past sinner, the last winner and everything we've come to makes you, you. But you cannot safely say, while I will be away, that you will not consider sadly how you helped me to stray. You will not reach me. I am resenting a position that is past resentment, and now I can't consider. And now there is this distance.Which song describes one of your favorites things to do?: Radiohead - I Can'tWhich song describes something else you like to do?: Bright Eyes - The Awful Sweetness of Escaping Sweat …

OK, this is my attempt at making a greatest songs list. Obviously, these are limited to songs that I own. There are two sections, the "50 greatest" and my "50 favourite" songs. There are some shocking omissions, but among them are NOT: Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley and The Who, ALL OF WHOM I HAVE PURPOSEFULLY EXCLUDED FOR BEING OVER-RATED.

I've been bothered by a bit of an itch to my scalp some time now, and being a bit of an exema baby (big baby now) I called my doctor, and asked if he could prescribe me some kind of liquid hydro cortisone to sort this rash. "Make sure its some kind of alcohol, so that it's not an emulsion, or some kind of balm" I told him, so that it would be something I could put on without getting my already kind of flat hair all greasy. He could, of course, and after visiting one pharmacy, and they told me this was not in stock - I ordered it to be delivered to pharmacy closest to me. So yesterday, I decided to take a walk and pick this up.Hand over my card to pharmacy lady - and after a couple of minutes, she's back with a huge brown glass bottle, looking like an old fashioned cough syrup bottle, and she looks seriously at me, and asks: "Is this intended for you?", and I again explain how I got the prescription. She continues, and shows me the bottle "See, this is for veterinairy use". …