Archive for October 2012

(LEBANON) – David Litzbaugh, a self-identified heterosexual Republican, said he spent much of last night jerking off to what he called a “superb debate performance” by GOP vice presidential hopeful Paul Ryan. Read the rest of this entry »

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(HARRISBURG) – Commonwealth Court Judge Robert Simpson ruled today that Pennsylvanians who lack an acceptable form of photo ID will be required to strip naked before voting on November 6. Read the rest of this entry »

(WASHINGTON) – After suddenly realizing today that he is up for reelection in just over five weeks, Senator Bob Casey (D-PA) began scrambling to put together his reelection campaign. Read the rest of this entry »