As it says in the youtube description – this is the height of human achievement. To launch a paper airplane from their they are sat, for it to reach the pitch and then hit a player… Take a boo son. Take a boo.

Well, the time has come again, whereby Leeds United let go of Brian McDermott. It seems to be becoming a regular thing. Anyway, here at Feint Zebra towers we managed to get a sneaky reporter, a zoom lens, and a great view of the boardroom at the time they “both decided to part ways”. Thanks…

Saturdays are always busy for football rumours – I assume they put more effort in on a weekend as more people laze around all day reading it. Anyway, I’ve done the hardwork so you don’t have to, and here’s the stories from the day so far: The Daily Mail blast off with a £100million claim…

Fernando Torres, after scoring a penalty not two minutes before, goes and gets himself right back on form with this totally amazing miss. You’d expect someone of this quality to be able to get a shot on target from this range – unless you class the moon as a target, in which case – yup,…

I’m not sure if this is against the rules or not – though I suppose not as they’ve secured third place with it. Should the rules be changed? I don’t think so myself. The Philippines and Palestine are playing in the final today.

Rickie Lambert can’t quite believe his luck. He wakes up this morning and he’s told that he’s joining Liverpool for £4million. Queue a mass reaction from fans – but come on folks… Lambert or Arsepass? I know who my moneys on.

Nothing better than a bit of Enrique Inglesias with Roy Hodgson bopping along and Steven Gerrard looking really confused in the background. Kudos to Martin Fitzgerald for spotting this and uploading it to Vine.

I got bored of updating the rumours website over and over again – it takes forever for pretty much no return (other than having a pretty looking website), so I’ll go back to this for now. Done Deals Jordi Gomez swaps Wigan Athletic for Sunderland. Metro Liverpool to sign Lallana with £26,000,000 bid. Manchester United…