Rachel: Yeah! It’s time to have a girl’s night! Let’s start singing now!

Shaina:BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFTI’VE BEEN LOOKIN’ SO DAMN FINEI’M FEELING LIKE MYSELF AGAINIT’S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Rachel:BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFTI’VE BEEN EATIN’ A LOT OF CHEESE.I HAVEN’T SHOWERED IN 3 DAYSAND I’M SLEEPING WITH MY DOG, LOUISE.

Chorus: WE DON’T NEED A MAN(I’M BETTER OFF ALONE)WE DON’T NEED A MAN

Rachel: I don’t deserve love!

Shaina:GETTIN’ READY FOR THE CLUBJAMMIN’ TO MY FAVORITE SONGGOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRTMY HIGH HIGH HEELSAND MY RED LIPSTICK ON.

Rachel:GETTIN’ READY FOR THE CLUBAND BY CLUB I MEAN THE BATH.GOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRTMY HIGH HIGH HEELSAND WRITE ROB’S NAME ON MY ARMS IN RED LIPSTICK.

Chorus: WE DON’T NEED A MAN(I’M AN EMPOWERED WOMAN)WE DON’T NEED A MAN

Rachel: I made a life-size replica of you out of socks you left at my apartment.

Shaina:OHHH I’M STRONGER NOW WITHOUT YOU HOLDING ME BACK

Rachel:OHHHH I’M STRONGER NOW FROM CARRYING THE SOCK MAN WHILE WE DANCE.

Shaina: I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU A LONG TIME AGO!

Rachel:I SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN FAT.

Chorus:WE DON’T NEED A MAN(I’M BETTER OFF ALONE)WE DON’T NEED A MAN….

RACHEL BLOOM
Rachel Bloom is a writer, actress and comedian based in Los Angeles. She graduated from NYU, Tisch School of the Arts in 2009 with a BFA in Theater. She currently stars in "Craxy Ex-Girlfriend" on the CW Network.