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Rabbitrx

Imagine this now, will you? A wide rolling sea along an infinite beach --palm trees behind you and the smell of cooking fish. You hear laughter and surfer lingo in the distance.. Where do you find yourself, exactly? What location on Earth could this be? Is it even on Earth?

No.. This isn't Earth, it's too clean and perfect. This is a Magrathean-built planet. It's my planet, my home. The aliens whom abducted me a short time ago purchased it in return for me teaching them football (soccer for you non-British speakers).