He has no choice but to be a shill. It' the best paying work from home job and we all know he can't leave the house because of his spectacularly good looks.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice