Bricks to Life – LEGO The Watchmen announced for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Switch, and PC.

The Elder Scrolls Online – Coming soon to The Elder Scrolls Online: all combat abilities will be replaced with The Elder Scrolls: Legends cards and deck that you build and customize.”

Idea Factory International – The hunt begins this spring with Beast Chaser Neptunia. “A mysterious virus has supersized the monsters of Gamindustri. Use massive weapons to hunt them down solo or in a group, joined by your faithful Dogoolico companion! Can you tame these new wilds…?”

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night – Players will have the option to mine cryptocurrency while playing Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. At launch, supported currencies will include Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin and Zcash, with additional currencies possibly being added at a later date.

CD Projekt RED – CD Projekt RED is seeking a “Designer of Game Environments” (Doge) to shake paws with. “You will be responsible for digging up bugs, fetching missing code and sniffing up plot holes. We are seeking for a gifted canine with a positive attitude, able to balance tasks on their nose. You will be working closely with a small team on a quest to finally catch your own tail.”

DSOGaming – Sony Interactive Entertainment titles are coming to PC, starting with Killzone: Shadow Fall, The Order 1886, and Horizon Zero Dawn in 2018, and God of War in 2019.

Musync – “Musync close all service today. Thank you for your playing. See you at next game~.”

PlayStation Asia – Announcing PlayStation: The Board Game, featuring a non-4K resolution game board, pens and paper to draw yoru own trophies, six rule books, intense local multiplayer action for up to four players, and large and small dice.

Team17 – Team17 is bringing its 1993-released Amiga fighting game Body Blows to EVO 2017 in celebration of its 25th anniversary.

War for the Overlord – Announcing Dungeon Hearts, a “visual anime waifu dating dungeon management simulation novel role-playing game” set in the War for the Overlord universe. (This is real and playable now.)

Path of Exile – Path of Exile is being replaced by Path of Exile: Royale, a 100-person free-for-all battle royale game. (This is real and live now.)

Persona 3: Dancing Moon Night – Koromaru will appear as a member of the Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad in the original animation of a downloadable content song for Persona 3: Dancing Moon Night. (This is possibly real.)

Platinum Games – “Have you ever dreamed of having PG President & CEO Kenichi Sato around to keep you company at home, at school or in the workplace? Of course you have! Today your dream comes true – With new, collectible Pocket President Sato figurines! Collect all eight!”

Dynasty Warriors – Guan Yinping has won the open-weight division of the World Arm Wrestling Tournament in both the left and right hand categories.

Earth Defense Force 5 – A large number of unknown “light brown-type” alien invaders have appeared. Its ecology includes slimy skin, a stinky odor, reluctance to eat curry, and mixing in with corn. Players will be able to battle them with the Earth Defense Force members introduced in large-scale DLC no. 931, which is due out soon.

Enlisted – Gaijin Entertainment has announced Enlisted: Cuisine Royale, a new MMO shooter from the developers of Enlisted.

Kin’iro no Corda 3 – Koei Tecmo has announced Kin’iro no Corda 3: Another Sky feat. Kan Geidai Fuzoku and Kin’iro no Corda 3: Another Sky feat. San Cecil, which are in the same vein as the actually real Kin’iro no Corda 3: Another Sky feat. Jinnan / Shiseikan / Amane Gakuen. The newly announced titles allow players to view the narrative from the Kantou University of Arts High School and St. Cecil High School.

League of Legends – “It’s April Foods Day. Who’s hungry? Birdio (975 RP) and Pizza Delivery Sivir (1350 RP) are now serving up delicious attack combos, and there’s more on the menu: event-only missions, Birdie Capsules and Birdie Bags, new emotes, and more.” Watch a trailer here. (This is real and live now.)

Let It Die – GungHo Online Entertainment America and Grasshopper Manufacture have announced Let It Date, a dating simulator spin-off of Let It Die. Get to know your favorite characters, like Uncle Death, on a deeper, more romantic level.

Warriors Orochi – Koei Tecmo has announced Warriors Mizuchi 4 (we are localizing the title as if it were a Warriors Orochi game—it is really Musou Mizuchi 3), a spin-off of Warriors Orochi 4.

War Thunder – Gaijin Entertainment has announced Silent Thunder, a submarine warfare game.

WayForward – WayForward has announced The Mummy Demastered Remastered, a remastered version of the demastered The Mummy game. Experience the 2017 classic in high-definition exclusively for the TurboGrafx-16, Sears Tele-Games System, and Atari Jaguar when it launches on April 1.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links – Tristan Taylors are appearing all over the Duel World. (This is real and live now.)