ByDanielKurtzman

Praise for How to Win a Fight with a Liberal

“This book will make the oceans rise with the tears of polar bears.”
—Al Gore

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“If this book were just a little fatter, I would hit on it.” —Bill
Clinton

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“The best way to win a fight with a liberal is to strap him to the
roof of your car. The second best way is to use this book.” —Mitt
Romney

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“For conservatives, the nine most terrifying words in the English
language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help.’ For
liberals, the other 30,000 most terrifying words are contained in
this book.” —ghost of Ronald Reagan

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“This book should be required reading for everyone who wants to live
on my moon colony.” —Newt Gingrich

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“If Herman Cain were president, this book would only cost $9.99.”
—Herman Cain

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“I stand firmly against this package of lies about liberals and how
to beat them. I can say with certitude that junk like this should be
yanked off the shelves.” —Anthony Weiner

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“When I started reading this book, I couldn't take my eyes off it.
No seriously, I can't move my eyes or my face.” —Nancy Pelosi

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“Hey Barack, have you seen this book? It's a big f**kin deal! Oh
s**t, is this mic on?” —Joe Biden