Movies: Past, present and future

Survivors of the apocalypse: Styrofoam, roaches ... and A-list actors

January 13, 2010 | 6:11pm

In the thriller “The Book of Eli” (which reaches theaters
Friday), Denzel Washington portrays a mysterious man walking the earth’s
charred landscape burdened with a heavy responsibility. He carries the last
remaining Bible -- as well as some heavy-duty emotional baggage and no small
amount of physical scar tissue. The character’s thousand-yard gaze, meanwhile,
smolders behind massive wrap-around sunglasses; handy with a machete, he
abides.

Viewed within Hollywood’s prescribed career arc for actors
of his stature, there was a certain inevitability to Washington taking on the
role.

As evidenced by films like “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome” or
“The Road” -- but especially Kevin Costner’s “Waterworld” -- nothing says A-list
action hero quite like a trip down the post-apocalyptic byways. That is, the
kind of places where a rugged individual steels himself for the worst, cocks
the hammer of his gun and faces down his deepest fears with stoic determination
(usually resulting in an orgy of human carnage and at least two or three
violent set pieces along the way).

Good acting is reacting. And there’s there’s plenty to react
to during a long slog across hell. Just don’t forget certain key pieces
of wardrobe: Fingerless gloves, patchwork leather clothing, sawed-off shotguns
and trench coats seem to remain the height of fashion after the fabric of
society unravels.

So, without further ado, click here for a purely superficial analysis of A-listers who have
faced down the aftermath of Armageddon.