I need of a new bong? There are a LOT of options. If you like the looks of those weird warlock ones, you can get them from someone in Allendale. If you're looking for something a little less ornate, you can find them here and here (that one's not shaped like a wizard, but it is named after one) and here and there are probably more, but we stopped looking.

If you're having trouble with your bladder or bowel function and think you want to get those deeply discounted adult diapers, this person can hook you up.

Think you want to bring payphones back and make them a thing again? Are you just a hipster who really needs a payphone? We didn't find you a fully assembled, functioning one, but we found you the parts. Build it yourself.