With rocker Alice Cooper and magicians Penn & Teller on board, Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios has amped up its star power in its haunted houses this year. Could this be a trend for future HHNs? Here's a list of seven celebrity-driven mazes we'd like to see. (Yes, it's WAY tongue-in-cheek and should not be interpreted as knowledge of what will happen in coming days and months.)

"Oprah Winfrey Presents: Retirement." The restless former talk-show host goes stir crazy while on a camping trip with gal pal Gayle King. A spree of couch-jumping and ambush makeovers ensues. She runs amok, with Chicago as a backdrop, screaming "You don't get a car!" to passers-by. Steadman leads guests to safety.

"She Sells Seacrest by the Seashore." Ryan Seacrest is everywhere else anyway. In this house, guests are shrunk down to Seacrest size and told one by one in ominous, time-consuming fashion, who is safe. Those who remain must listen to him update the list of which Olympians are tweeting.