We were watching the movie at a church activity, and a young lady who didn't normally join us for movie night was there. When the first alternate ending started, she was all like "What? You have got to be kidding me!". When the second one started, she just could not handle it, and flipped the long skinny table she was sitting at right over, spilling popcorn and I want to say pineapple slices, I don't remember exactly what but I feel like it was yellow and wet. She walked right out the building and didn't come back, presumably out of embarrassment, and I ended up having to do most of the clean up, but I wasn't even a little bit angry because of the amazingness of what I had just witnessed.

Super Mario Brothers movie, without a doubt. I stand by my claim that if this hadn't been titled "The Super Mario Brothers Movie", and had instead just been this fucking insane weird-ass movie about a lost pumbers with a pet raptor in a post-apocalyptic dinosaur society in an alternate universe called something like "Italian Grimepunks of the Dinoverse" we would be absolutely showering this thing with votes.

Fifth Element had ridiculous high-concept fashioney french art pieces crammed into every nook and cranny of a somehow completely believable sci-fi future, and I feel like only a nerd could truly appreciate how amazing a feat that was.