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1. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
2. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
3. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
4. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
9. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Have you ever heard these Romanian sayings and what they mean? They sound even funnier when translated into English.
When you’re “taking your nose for a walk”, you’re misbehaving and acting too cocky. We are a proud people and take our noses for a walk once in a while.
In Romania, “a rub on a wooden leg” is basically doing something for no reason, like giving a massage to a wooden leg, you see? It makes sense.
You may not think so but in Romania, two things with nothing in common are “like an old lady with a machine gun”. Like apples to oranges, but here we believe you can indeed compare fruit.
Because we sure do love agricultural things, when someone’s keeping quiet or pretending to not know something he’s “quiet like a pig in a cornfield”. Yeehaw!
If you’re “with a fly on your hat” you’re feeling guilty about something, as the fly would indicate. Here we have no judicial system and we rely on flies to be judge, jury, and executioner. Ah, life in Eastern Europe...
We say that “your mustard is jumping” when you are getting really angry. In Romania, the mustard is very dramatic and the ketchup more chill.
Here, if you’re wasting time, or doing nothing, you’re “cutting leaves for the dogs”. All Romanians know that the only dog that likes leaves is Snoop Doggy Dog.
In old country, when someone is crazy we say he has “gone with the raft”. I do not know why maybe some crazy person made this saying up.
When someone’s explaining the “match theory” to you, it means he’s talking just for the sake of talking. Because a match is just a match and has no theory… Or does it?...
If you can’t keep your anger inside and are about to burst, people around here say that you’re “out of your watermelons”. I have no explanation for this, like most things in Romania.
Around these parts, when somebody is telling you lies, he’s “selling donuts” to you. This I also cannot understand, as a donut is probably the most honest of the pastries.
“He’s rubbing the mint” is a Romanian way of saying he’s wasting time. Although the title of mint-rubber sounds fancy it’s actually the assistant-rubber that does all the work instead.
When you’re “hitting the puddle with a bat” you’re screwing up and making things worse. Because you make big splash and water everywhere… ah… what a disaster… I need to change… you see what I mean?
When you’re “turning a mosquito into a horse”, you are not only playing God, but you’re also really exaggerating something.
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1. 3a Ras el Sate7 ع راس السطح
You use this when you are really proud of yourself. It can go to douchebag level too. ''I am a Muslim/Christian/Hindu/Wtv w 3a ras el sate7''
2. Just start stating obvious things you see. Just to make sure that you are seeing well.
3. Sho ya Ashta/ Yo2borne Alla
These are the cheesiest pick up lines in the history of pick up lines. Fun fact: I was called Ashta when I was a little kid. So if you are reading this now. Call me Ashta in the comment section below hehe.
4. Farjeene 3ared Ktefak:
Yep.. you gots to go mate. Farjeene 3ared ktefak is when you say to someone that they have to leave now. The literal translation is Show me the width of your shoulders.
5. Abo 2roon/ Rakkablak 2roon
Horns Owner/ That has horns
When you got cheated on. You'd be called Abo 2roon. That's a bit mean isn't it? Not only you have to go through heartbreak. But also to be called Abo 2roon... Damn.
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Hi, everyone. I'm Jade, and what I'm telling you today is expressions and sayings and, in sorts, words that kids use in British English, or at least they did when I was a kid. So I'm just telling you some of the things that I remember. The thing about kids, as I'm sure you know, they can be quite mean, can't they? In a funny way, but they can also be quite mean. So let me tell you some of the things that we used to say to each other when I was at school.
So if you want to insult someone in the playground, you could call somebody a "soap dodger". "What's a 'soap dodger'", I hear you ask. A "soap dodger" is someone who doesn't wash, who's a dirty, unclean person. If you "dodge" something, it means you, like, you run away from it -- run away from it. So a "soap dodger" runs away from being clean and washing.
"Minger." "Minger" is actually a new word. I don't think we had this when I was at school, but it's "childish". It means "ugly person". Like, "Ew, you minger." This one is really bad, actually. I don't agree with this one. Sometimes, people say "ginger minger". And "ginger" is someone with red hair. That's really mean about people with ginger hair.
"Div" means "stupid person". "Oh, shut up, you div." "Go away, you div."
"Weirdo" -- "strange person". "I'm not talking to you. You're a weirdo. No. Go away." Kids like to say "go away" a lot, so I'll be repeating that frequently throughout this lesson.
This will tell you something about British culture, I think, because it's an insult for you to study and try to do your best, basically. So somebody at school who actually cares and does their work, well, that person is called a "try hard", and that's seen as a bad thing to be called a "try hard". Probably -- maybe in your country, that's a good thing. "You try hard. Well done! In Britain, it's like -- nah. It's seen as a good thing to be good without trying -- to be kind of lazy. But for some reason, working hard is not a good thing.
And this did apply to me when I was at school, but I wear contact lenses now. I was a "four-eyes", a "four-eyes" person. I wore glasses. But actually, when I was at school, I don't remember anybody ever calling me "four-eyes", so I was okay. I survived.
A couple of other mean things kids say now. Now might be called -- you might call someone a "loser" if they're the kind of person you wouldn't want to be friends with. Like, they don't do anything good. They're, like, uncool. It's really sad to say it. They're a pathetic person. That's so mean and horrible, but that's what kids say.
You might also be a loner -- someone with no friends. Then, you're called a "loner". That doesn't feel very good if you're at school either.
Also, we use this adjective, "sad". Someone's "sad" if they're just, like, not cool, and they're always, like, saying the wrong things, wearing the wrong things. You can say that person's "sad".
What do you do if somebody calls you a "ginger minger div"? Well, you can come back at them with this. You can say, "I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." And that way, like, their words can't hurt you. And then, they'll just be really embarrassed. They'll be shamed with your come back here.
Let's have a look at more general childish expressions now. Moving on a little bit from the insults. Staying there, but slowly moving away from it. Kids are fond of saying this, "Your mum!" It just doesn't -- you can say it to anything. Somebody insults you; you can say, "Your mum!" Or you don't think they're funny or whatever, or you disagree with them; you can say, "Your mum!"
Or if you don't want to listen to someone -- you don't want to listen to their insults, you can say, "Shut your gob/shut your trap/shut your cakehole." They're all the same thing. So that's your -- that could be your "gob"; that could be your "trap"; or it could be your "cakehole". In goes the cake because you've got a big mouth.
Kids are really fond of telling other people to go away as I mentioned before, so here are two ways to do it. You can tell them to "get lost". "I'm not listening to you anymore. Get lost."

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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away.
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more often.
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man ?
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'.
The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man
What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.

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Laughter is perhaps one of the most important and necessary ingredients of a happy and fulfilling life. It is a free medicine that keeps you away from all other medicines. It keeps you fit and healthy, physically and mentally.
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Use them in your college scrapbook - Another great way to use them is to put them in your college scrapbook. If you have elaborated your college scrapbook with all those funny college pictures of your friends, then adding Funny Life Quotes in it is like Ice on the cake. Adding a funny quote below your picture can make your college scrapbook look more beautiful and expressive. So pick a few quotes and use them in your scrapbook and make it more expressive.
Use them in your online profile - You can use them in your profile in social networking websites. It is your profile that decides other people's opinion about you. So your profile should be impressive and expressive. It should be something that represents your true personality. Using a funny Life Quotes in your social networking websites profile will make you come across as a very humorous, full of life and friendly person.
Use them on a birthday card - Another great option to consider if you want to use Funny Life Quotes is to add them on birthday card you sent to your friends on their birthday. It's a great way to add a touch of fun and humor to your birthday card that will certainly bring smile on the face of person you are sending card to. So next time, whenever you send out a card to your near and dear ones, don't forget to include a good funny quote.
Read them with your friends and family -It's a great fun and enjoyment to read them sitting with your friends and family. It makes you laugh out loud and at the same time it strong those precious bonds. So next time whenever you are together with your friends or family, consider opening a good website or taking a book containing humorous quotes about life. You'll all really enjoy.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Don't be sad because of people - they will all die.
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
~ MARK RUSSELL
Mark Russell was conceived Mark Ruslander (he changed his name for organize purposes) and experienced childhood in Buffalo, New York, where he moved on from Canisius High School. After secondary school, his family moved quickly to Florida, at that point to Washington, D.C., where he selected at George Washington University, yet remained for just a month. He at that point joined the Marines.
Russell is known for his arrangement of PBS specials, disclosed inhabit slightest four times each year in the vicinity of 1975 and 2004. His comic drama specials were a blend of political stand-up comic drama covering current occasions and melodic farces, in which he went with himself on his trademark American banner themed piano. Russell's tune spoofs utilize songs from old benchmarks with new hilarious verses germane to the topic. For instance, in 1990, after the execution of the Romanian tyrant Nicolae Ceaușescu, Russell did a farce melody on his show to the tune of "Chattanooga Choo-Choo". ("Excuse me, young men/Are you the felines who shot Ceauşescu? /You filled my heart with joy/The way you overwhelmed him.") Russell himself concedes that the majority of his jokes and melodies are extremely topical and have "a time span of usability shorter than cabin cheese".[citation needed]
While Russell's silliness is known for spearing Democrats and Republicans alike, his hilarious tirades have a fabulous time at outsider, free lawmakers and other noticeable political (and here and there non-political) figures.[citation needed]
Russell has regularly been posed the inquiry, "Do you have any essayists?" His standard reaction is "Gracious, yes. I have 535 essayists. 100 in the Senate and 435 in the House of Representatives!" When inquired as to whether his perspectives on current occasions are excessively scathing, Russell answers, "I take after the old newsman's proverb. As it's been said, 'I don't make the news. I simply report it.' And for my situation, I don't make the jokes. I simply report them as they take on the appearance of news."[citation needed]
For quite a while, on the Sunday before Labor Day, Russell has shown up on the NBC news program Meet the Press, which was facilitated from 1991– 2008 by Tim Russert, additionally a Canisius High graduate.
Starting in the mid 1960s, he was a normal performer at the Shoreham Hotel in Washington, D.C..[citation needed] He increased national acknowledgment with a progression of comic drama collections amid the Watergate scandal[citation needed] and did his first open TV program in 1975. From 1979 to 1984, he was a semi-customary host on the unscripted television appear, Real People.
In 1994, Russell got himself suddenly aligned with the rap bunch 2 Live Crew, when the gathering was sued for copyright encroachment for their satire of the melody "Gracious, Pretty Woman". The case went to the Supreme Court, where Russell and the individuals from 2 Live Crew contended that melody spoofs were ensured under reasonable utilize. The Supreme Court concurred, and decided for Russell and 2 Live Crew (Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc.).[citation needed]
In 2010, Russell declared his retirement from open exhibitions and made his last open execution in July 2010 in Chautauqua, New York. He keeps on composing political cleverness for different settings.
By 2013, Russell started to visit and perform freely once more. His last execution was October 30, 2016, at the Carolina Theater in Greensboro, North Carolina.
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I put together ten of the most funny commercials that made me laugh and that are also famous, that have written history so to say. You find the description below. I hope you enjoy them as I did. Tell me in the comments which one is your #1 - or at least your #1.5 - I will include your vote in the ranking at the end of this text to see which commercial people like the most.
These ads are included:
1. Cinesite Studios, “Beans”, also called “Not for Austronauts” or the "Astronaut Ad" from 2013, a mock ad – the non-existent Haynes Baked Beans only resemble Heinz – for the famous visual effects and feature animation studio known for movies like Harry Potter, Avengers: Infinity War, Captain America: Civil War, and others whose logo appears at the end. This hillarious commercial is often shown but not always understood.
2. Doritos, "Ultrasound"/“Birth” from the 2016 Super Bowl was a highly controversial, yet extremely funny commercial that still has its fans and opponents
3. Kia niro, “Hero” with Melissa McCarthy from the 2017 Super Bowl, also refered to as “I love Whales!” that got a lot of press and features Bonnie Tyler's “Holding up for a hero”
4. Kia, “The Truth” with Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus from The Matrix, singing Nessun dorma for the Super Bowl 2014
5. Shadow of War, “Not today, Brian” from 2017 for the video game, also known for its line “Nothing will be forgotten”
6. Heinz Tomato Ketchup, “Wiener Stampede”, the adorable ad from the 2016 Super Bowl, part of the “Meet the Ketchups” promotion
7. Volkswagen VW Passat, “The Force”, also called "Darth Vader" from 2011 Super Bowl - this extended version was seen by 8 million viewers online before the game, a huge success at this time, during the game a shorter version was aired, later other versions/sequels followed, a game-changing commercial a lot of media was talking about and many people still enjoy.
8. Clash Of Clans, “Revenge” with Liam Neeson as his famous character from Taken for the Super Bowl 2015, also famous for its line “You will regret the day you crossed AngryNeeson52”
9. Old Spice, “Jungle Wilderness” from the 2011 Danger Zone campaign with the famous line “You smell like you look – amazing” (the most amazing thing, though, is the line “Dramatization only. Do not attempt.” in the bottom right corner at 7:21 - who would attempt THAT?)
10. Wix, "Disruptive World" with Gal Gadot, the new Wonder Woman and Jason Statham from The Expandables and Transporter for the cloud-based web development platform for the Super Bowl 2017 in the extended version - with more than 22.6 million views online it was the most-seen commercial before the game. It was was shot by the French Louis Leterrier who directed the Transporter films, Unleashed, The Incredible Hulk, Clash of the Titans and Now You See Me in Barcelona with estimated costs for producing and broadcasting somewhere around 14 millions dollars
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11. Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer / Bud, “Whassup?”, also known as Wazzup, What’s up or True, true that ran from 1999 to 2002 and became a catchphrase. It won the Cannes Grand Prix and the Grand Clio awards, and was parodied in Scary Movie in 2000, years later also by Annoying Orange and others.
11.5 Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer / “Wassup Wasabi or just "Wasabi", the lesser known yet extremely funny follow-up to the Whassup commercial with Dookie and his wife
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The votes are in and the current winner is: Bud “Whassup” – true, true …
Results in detail, status September 14, 2018 (votes and positive mentions counted)
1. Anheuser-Busch Budweiser / Bud, “Whassup” / “Wasabi”: 273 votes/mentions
2. Cinesite, “Beans” / Astronaut: 150 votes/mentions
3. Wix, “Disruptive World”: 147 votes/mentions – mainly because of Gal Gadot (and a little bit because of Jason Statham)
4. Heinz Tomato Ketchup, “Wiener Stampede”: 121 votes/mentions – mainly because of the cute dogs
5. Volkswagen, “The Force” / Darth Vader: 86 votes/mentions – mainly because of the cute Darth Vader
6. Doritos, “Ultrasound”: 85 votes/mentions
7. Clash Of Clans, “Revenge”: 79 votes/mentions – mainly because of Liam Neeson
8. Kia, “Hero”: 50 votes/mentions
9. Kia, “The Truth” / Matrix: 48 votes/mentions
10. Shadow of War, “Not today, Brian”: 21 votes/mentions
11. Old Spice, “Jungle Wilderness”: 12 votes/mentions
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In a shop: - Give me a roll of toilet paper. - What color would you like? - White please, I will color it myself… ​ - Hi, John! I have heard that you died three times already! - Hmm, but you’re no better – you haven’t come to any of my funerals. ​ Could you fax over a copy? No, I can‘t fax because of where I live. Where do you live? The 21st century. ​ Get a life - I’ve heard they’re cheap now on eBay Thanks to Blaine Zernechel.
April fool’s day If there are hopeless fools, then there should also be fools, which give hope.
As experience shows, its easier to fool somebody on a regular day, rather than on April 1st.
Question: can a joke, played on April 1st, become a present for the New Year? Answer: yes, as theres exactly 9 months period.
Valentines Day The best thing of being my own date for Valentines Day is knowing Im guaranteed to score.
Christmas gift Dear Santa, Please do not leave my gift under the Christmas tree. Drive it straight into the garage.
Christmas tree - I left my girlfriend a Christmas gift under the Christmas tree. - Is she happy? -Not yet, still looking for it. The forest is large, lots of trees.

Funny relationship jokes - wonderful wife Single guys often dream of having a wise, beautiful and caring wife. But married guys think about it even more often.​
Adult jokes - in a bus Conversation in a bus: - You know, yesterday in a bus your wife told me such a great joke that I almost fell out of the bed.
Profession jokes - executioner An interview with an executioner: - So, how long have you been working in this job? - Well, around 10 years… - And how are you doing there? - Well. no one complained so far.
Daily life jokes - Boy, do you pray before you eat? - No, why should I - my mom is a good cook.​
Jokes about dating - magazine The announcement in a magazine: in the next issue we will be writing about to make your boyfriend a little nervous with the help of a marker and a pregnancy test. ​ ​ Daily life situations - in the cafe - Waiter, there’s a bee in my soup! - Yes sir, the fly has a day-off​
Profession joke - A priest A priest tells the prayers: - We have one good news and one – bad ones. The good thing is that we have money for the repair of the church. The bad one – the money are still in your pockets.