Looper Life Lessons

I recently went and saw the fantabulous movie, Looper. A really good movie, especially since I went in knowing nothing about the movie only that it involved Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis.

PSSTT The twist isn’t that WIllis and Levitt are the same person..

I recommend that everyone go see it, not just because it is an awesome movie, but because it taught me three very important things.

The first is that no matter how scrawny and feminine I am right now, I can undergo an intense makeup process to look like a young Bruce Willis, or even Willis himself!

Or at least a very young Snape.

Second: The Hobos will rise up against us. (Spoiler warning I guess kinda not really)

Looper mentions very offhandedly that in the dystopian future that the hobos of the future band together and form gangs who often fight with the other hobo gangs. These conflicts were dubbed The Vagrant Wars. Does this not sound like the BEST THING EVER!!

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! THE GREASE MONKEYS OF THE CARDBOARD BOX DISTRICT FACE OFF AGAINST THE DUMPSTER DOVES IN A MATCH THAT WILL HAVE NO EQUAL!!!

The only thing a hobo has to lose is NOTHING!!

And last, but certainly not least, Looper has taught me that even with the vast advances in technology in the year 2042, Kansas is still only filled with corn and murderers.