Journal Entry, AUGizmo 1st, 2017

Everyone enjoyed the Dance Studio! We gnomes have been hard at work for YEARS creating lights strong enough for all the races of Azeroth to dance on. It was NOT easy! But nobody thanked me! I mean, I didn’t build them personally, but they were built by gnomes, and as their King I should get a Thanks, uh, tithe?

Anyway. Everyone was supposed to be face down pass out drunk in Dalaran right now but it got canceled. Oh man… I invested all that money in the hangover remedies. I’m ruined!