Never mind that nonsense. Like ghosts, aliens, angels, and deities of various sorts, until I see it for myself I can't possibly believe it.

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My apartment is haunted. They mess with me all the time.

I first noticed it about a week after I moved in. I was sitting watching a movie and my ceiling fan turned on by itself. They screw with me all the time. One time they took my house keys. I came back from going out somewhere, so I get to my door, and my keys aren't in my pocket, which I found odd since I always put them back in my pocket after I unlock the door, so they're always in my pants. So I figure they probably just fell out of my pocket in my car or something. Check my car, they're not there. Emptied every last thing out of my pockets and checked every pocket 3 times just to be sure. Not there. So finally I have to get my landlord to let me in, figured they must have just fallen out of my pocket before I left. Get in, search up and down for them and can't find them anywhere. I give up and go to bed for the night. After I wake up, I get ready to go aske my landlord to make me a ew set of keys, thinking I lost them somewhere earlier in the night when I was out. So I start taking everything out of the pockets of my pants that I was wearing the day before (wallet, etc.) to put into my clean pair of pants, and what do I find right in the pocket of my pants from the previous day? My keys.

They don't seem to like my girlfriend. They keep leaving stuff on her side of the bed to step on. One time it was a piece of "L" shaped plastic with rusty nails in it. Another time it was a piece of glass. It's not like they just dropped there from something, as we can't figure out where they're from. I don't even own anything that's glass, let along anything that's broken, and we checked all the windows (you know, in case something happened like a bird smacking into it and broke it while we were sleeping.) All perfectly intact.

Actaully I haven't been able to find the belt clip for my cell phone since Saturday, and I know I had it when I came up, since I had my phone with me, but it seems to have disappeared. I'm wondering if I'm just not seeing it (since the place if kind of a mess) or if I'm gonna like find it in the toilet or something one morning.

I think intuitioin, luck and stuff are just a cover up of our goverments to distract the mass populations from taking advantage of our great psychic skills.
Its like sexual conduct, if nobody tells you when you are doing it right, you wont get the desired effect (pleasuring the partner). So go now and start honing your e.s.p. and become rich/popular/legendary!

Yes I don't believe in e.s.p. it would be too convenient.

If you believe in evolution then think about other creatures still populating the planet. Most of them aren't exactly complex so why do you think human would have (on top of its tremendous creativity and intelligence) "super human" powers like e.s.p. ?