1) P-p-pick up a peppery pasty

This particular beauty was sourced from Ian Lentern Butchers in Penzance , but - just as at the bottom of every hole in the world you'll find a Cornishman - in every town you'll find a welcoming pasty shop to warm you up a treat.

Grab yourself a pasty, find a cosy setting and sprinkle the flaky pastry all over your favourite Cornish newspaper.. 'ansome!

2) Put the ogg(y) into jogging

Going for a run. Although probably not as enjoyable as the first option it does have its perks, we suppose.

Obviously the wider health benefits need no explanation, but as it helps get the blood flowing you will be getting the colour back in your cheeks before you can even say dreckly.

4) Keep an eye on Cornish school closures

Of course you don't want to be that child or parent that treks into school in arctic conditions only to find it shut, keep an eye on closures at Cornwall Live (of course) and we'll be sure to help make sure that doesn't happen.

6) Stay in with a Cornish box-set

If you can do this and you're not having to work or go to school - geddon! Spend the whole day watching the delights of Doc Martin, Wycliffe and whassisname? Poldhu? Pingu? Aardvark? Poldark? Something like that anyway.

If you have to go to work rest safe in the knowledge that you can put your feet up (Or whack on your knitted mermaid tail if that way inclined) and indulge in a Cornish classic of the small screen when you're home in the warmth.

7) Listen to a good ol’ choir

You will hear few sounds that are as warm and cosy as that of a classic Cornish choir.

Mousehole Male Voice Choir, above, like scores of others in the Duchy have no bother shifting their tickets, in fact sometimes it's a challenge to get one - so don't do it dreckly.

Get a group of friends together and listen to your own village choir, you will not be disappointed.

If you can't get out or find the time for a performance don't worry - many have a wide selection of CDs available for purchase.

8) Whack the kettle on, will ee?

Coffee. Beautiful bleddy coffee. Or tea, if that's what you're into.

We know very well here at Cornwall Live towers that coffee is the lifeblood behind surviving in the most chilly of times. The Truro reporter, Hannah Maltwood, has been making regular trips to the kettle just to keep warm.

Cornwall is home to some phenomenal brews - from Origin Coffee Roasters down at Helston to the devilishly generous fruity tones of Cornish Coffee Ltd based at Redruth.

9) Be inspired by the brilliant Battery Belle’s…

If this video does not either inspire you or put you to shame we'll be very surprised.

The Battery Belles and Buoys swim in the sea almost EVERY DAY regardless of how cold the weather is.

There may be the occasional yelp of "Stone the crows, it's C-O-L-D", but who can blame them?

So if you find yourself not being able to warm up this winter, this may be some motivation to be brave and soldier on.

10) Have a bleddy laugh about it

So, this hasn't necessarily originated from Kernow. But - us Cornish folk love a good laugh at near 'nough anything - from the latest Steve Heller video to comments section on Cornwall Live's Facebook page.

It has been discovered that some of us experience Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), basically meaning you can be happy in the summer but often down and gloomy in the winter months.

Laughing can really help to combat the onset of depression. Whether you're taking part in Laughing Yoga sessions in places like Newquay and Falmouth or enjoying some Cornish stand-ups - it's worth a go, innum.

15) Head down to the pub

The Admiral Benbow in Penzance provides a warm and cosy atmosphere.. for everyone. (Image: Greg Martin)

We are renowned for boasting some of the best pubs in Britain, and in the chilly periods our cosy havens become even more inviting.

Get some mates and family together, head to the local and take in the warming atmosphere - if you're lucky there will no doubt be a log-fire in full swing.

If we really do end up getting some snow, where better to watch it than from the window or a Cornish pub or cafe.

16) Rest safe in the knowledge that it won't snow

My sincere apologies if I end up getting proved wrong here. But I'm pretty confident that it will not snow enough to trouble us here in Cornwall.

The last time it snowed in this part of the world it was 2010 and I was sixteen. Jason Derulo was Ridin' Solo, Obama was in the White House and Spain were lifting the World Cup. Simpler times.

As we know, Cornwall's not exactly going to be renamed Kernow-fornia anytime soon and there's nothing quite like Cornish mizzle. Snow is forecast, but look wasson up country - heed caution but I think we'll be alright.

17) Stick your hat on

It's not a terribly Cornish idea, but that doesn't have to be the case – black and gold rugby beanies and comical slogan hats are readily available in tourist shops all across the land.

18) LEAVE CORNWALL (dum, dum duuuum)

A pretty extreme option 'ere. But Cornwall's transport links are improving by the day.

Just yesterday Newquay Airport announced a new flight route to Berlin. Should you need some Vitamin Sea and a bit of summer glow and Cornwall's not providing, why don't you follow our Cousin Jacks and Jennies and get moving.