Adventurer, $1.99

Deep in the bowels of The "Fun" House, you encounter a large iron door with a hideous clown face painted on it. The nose glows with a deep, throbbing, and sinister red light.

Push the nose

With 3 Clownosity or fewer:

The clown's eyes pop open, and glow with a malevolent red light as they look you up and down. Then, the hallway fills with the sound of hideous mocking laughter as the clown's mouth opens, and a napalm-cream pie springs out, coating you with flaming jellied petroleum. The experience is incredibly painful, and not particularly amusing.