Yo. I'm PastaWar19, obviously. I have read a lot of fan fiction around here for quite some time now. I'm just a girl addicted to anime, yaoi, and corny jokes so get ready to call me weird and nerdy as you read my profile. Yes, it's that bad. I'm a diverse and strange writer with various interests. :)

Here are a list of stories that are unfinished and their current status based on my life.

a) Signs of Another War - The first installment is complete but I can't come up with a second even though I originally wanted it to have a second. Therefore, it stands alone.

b) For Justice, Romance, and Good Health - Super long hiatus, I know. I'm outlining each case so there won't be plotholes in the overlapping storylines. It's hard. However, there will be an update within this month. I promise.

c) Ask the Bad Friends Trio - I got a review saying that Ask a Character fics are not allowed anymore, but I still see people who publish those types of fics. Guess what? They don't get notified or banned for it. Therefore, I may or may not continue. ;)

d) Opposing Destiny - I took a long break from it, okay? Expect an update this week. :)

e) The Twisted Games - Time between updates will range from 3 days to a whole week. I have warned you. :P

AWESOME QUOTES:

If you are going through hell, keep going. Never, never, never give up. -Winston Churchill

I believe in one thing only, the power of human will. -Joseph Stalin

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. -Napoleon Bonaparte

What makes a desert beautiful is that somewhere, it hides a well. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Courage is grace under pressure. -Ernest Hemingway

The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again. -Charles Dickens

I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. -Charlotte Bronte

Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable. -Louisa May Alcott

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. -Confucius

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. -Aristotle

You don't HAVE a soul; you ARE a soul. -C.S. Lewis

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. -Hellen Keller

If we don't end war, war will end us. -H.G. Wells

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. -William Shakespeare

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. -Thomas Jefferson

Everyone is more or less mad at one point. -Rudyard Kipling

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. -Mark Twain

Experience is the teacher of all things. -Julius Caesar

The only source of knowledge is experience. -Albert Einstein

A man who dares waste on hour of time has not discovered the value of life. -Charles Darwin

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. -Walt Disney

The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express. -Francis Bacon

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well. -Rene Descartes

Transported to the world they've seen on TV, three Fullmetal Alchemist fans think they can change the future, but realize lives are serious business. Will they give up and go home? Or fight for a better future? Real world crossover with OC's. [Rewritten Version!]

Shizuo falls ill after years of smoking, and is slowly wasting away. As Izaya observes from afar, he can't help but worry for his enemy. But is it from a desire to not lose his play toy? Or because of a fondness for the blonde he never knew he had?

Wealthy, young, sexy and the father of three lovable kids, needs a babysitter/bodyguard for them. But will his kids make life easy for Riza or make it a wild roller coaster ride? And what happens if this single father falls for her charming ways?

When you mix the characters of Hetalia with myths/stories from around the world, you get Mythtalia. A collection of myth/folk tale/fairy tale/ every day story parodies, please read and review. Rated T just to be safe. updates are sporadic depending on requests, what i read, and interest level.

When an angel made creature is out for blood Castiel is forced to ask Sam and Dean for help. They will be tested and tortured to their breaking points. How many times can they make these heart wrenching decisions before it affects their souls? No slash

After 1989, Gilbert Beilschmidt went missing. Years later, his brother Germany goes on a search for him. Could it be that Izaya Orihara holds the key to finding the lost nation of Prussia? Based on the idea that Izaya is Prussia. Shizaya later on. Rating boosted to M after Chapter 20.

When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite

Just because of a letter, Annabeth—a novelist—searches for the person who wrote it. Just because of a letter she changes a life. Just because of a letter she found Percy Jackson. Just because of a letter, she fell in love. AU. OOC. R&R. Eat while reading.

England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.

We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language

"You can't hurry love. It will find you." Tired of hearing these words, Elizabeta Hédeváry embarks on a 6-month journey to find true love. With the help of a frying pan and her best friend, she struggles to prove that love is not a waiting game.

One year has passed since the Manhattan incident and now a new threat of invasion sends Earth in to another war crisis. The ultimate price of failure, is obliteration by a force said to be unstoppable. This time, two Gods are needed to help them prevent the chaos that threatens to destroy everything in existence. Get ready for more mischief. More trickery, but with less lies.

Enjolras is the leader of the Les Amis. Yet, he feels inexperienced and foolish not knowing the cause through and through. He wants to learn more about the poor in order to help them. Eponine, an enchanting street thief thrusted into poverty, will show him more than he ever knew. When they fall in love, will their worlds allow them to be together? Enjolras/Eponine

The Nations were too much trouble, so their bosses got rid of them. But a Nation can never die so long as its inhabitants remain loyal. And when a group of confused teenagers recover centuries' worth of memories... GerIta, Spamano, others. AWKWARD PAGE BREAKS FIXED.

Fourth floor, the twins and a cheerful Spaniard. Third floor, a creepy Russian man and a Chinese man with his 4 adopted kids. Second floor, a pair of German brothers and the perverted Frenchman. First floor, the landlord with his two grandsons and a British romance novelist.

When one of England's spell goes wrong, Prussia and Austria switch bodies. But can Prussia live the life of strict Austria while dealing with his emotions for his ex-girlfriend Hungary and can Austria deal with the carefree life of Prussia? PruXHun

14-year-old Selena lives a good life causing trouble for Greed and his men. At least until he brings in a certain suit of armor... Some familial and slightly romantic GreedOC. Mangaverse. Rated T for language. Complete!

After losing their parents, Alfred and Matthew are put in the care of their uncles/godparents. Unfortunately, the two hate each other. The twins just want a family, and darn it they'll make sure they get one! FACE.

Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts, but this time Voldemort is back in full. While England simply wants to escape his life as a nation as much as possible, and to help protect the Boy Who Lived. Fail summary is fail. Rated T just in case.

"I like you a lot. Would you like to go out with me?" SEND... Slowly, I flipped my phone, read my new message, and my eyes widened at the message I received. "I think it's sweet that you like this person but you're a bloody fool if you actually planned on confessing through text…" What the… heck? Wait, did I send it to the correct person? Oh Lord… "WHO ARE YOU? :O"

World Academy is a place for brilliant or talented international students. Its most popular "princes", the Bad Friends Trio, rule the school. Details a year of unrequited crushes, suppressed feelings, and good ol' high school drama for our Bad Friends.

The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?

Don't you wish for Blue Exorcist to be funnier? What are you shaking your heads no for? Of course you do! Get ready to see every episode taken from the popular Anime series and given a comedic face-lift for your amusement! Enjoy! Read and review, please!

Take your average awards show. Add a dash of glitz, a smattering of glamour, and a meddlesome heap of awesome. The Nations' yearly Atlas Awards would never be the same again, if the three of them could help it...

In the real world, they were ordinary teens suffering from boredom. In the Death Note world, their lives are put on the line. After accidental interferance with the plot, they realize that there's more to this new world than meets the eye...

Alfred, an enthusiastic American is forced to go and live in England all by himself when he's not even thirteen. Upon discovering Arthur his odd roommate among the other strange students in the all-boys academy he's been enrolled in, Alfred has to see the difference between the person he really is, and the person he wants people to see him as. Multi-pairing, Complete!

Thor and Loki's journey goes awry, and Thor learns that just because he is powerful doesn't mean he can always be the protector. In which Thor realizes that to be strong is to know defeat, and the worst battles are not won by blood.

Germany is awoken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France.

Some countries just don't support homosexuality. Like America. So when he becomes very cruel towards homosexuals, some of the countries leave and announce unexpected things, along with some countries no one saw coming.

Erika receives a mysterious CD one fateful day. Upon playing, she chooses Shizuo as her avatar and realizes that whatever she does, affects him in real life. Perhaps she can use this to make her Shizaya dreams reality...lemons in later chapters

Queen Elizaveta has been forced into an arranged marriage with King Roderich after her fiance goes missing the night before they are to elope. One day, he turns up again - but he just happens to be the most wanted man in the world, the Joker. PruHun; side pairings of Spamano, GerIta, LietPol; implied USUK, France x Jeanne, and SuFin. Cardverse AU.

"Waking up where Daniel once did was not one of the top things I wanted. I think the same goes for Felix. Vanni, Luna. See you on the other side." Felix/PewDiePie FanFic. Felix/Oc. Rated T, may change.

After five years, Ed has finally found a way to return home to Amestris, but there's still a price he needs to pay. Not to mention there's someone trying to kill him, again. Can he fulfill the Gate's wishes, or will he have to say goodbye one more time?

Izaya takes a few of his friends into the mansion, thinking it's nowhere special, until people start disappearing and a monster begins to hunt them down. Takes place after HetaOni and Walk in the Shadows.

Matthew is the new secretary of business tycoon Francis Bonnefoy. Arthur Kirkland is Francis's no.1 enemy and a whole lot more. And Matthew soon learns the Manhattan mafia is something no one should get caught in.FrUK/Franada/USUK/AmeCan

The life of a statue is quite boring. The life of a statue in a house full of monsters is something entirely different. But all it takes is for one person to come in and change everything. Stephano/Daniel or Stephano/PewDiePie :

At a young age, Nate was misdiagnosed. Mihael wants nothing to do with the boy who screams and bangs his head on the wall. But slowly, through a poetry journal Roger forces him to keep, Mello begins to see that Near may need more help than he lets on...

4yrs as Head of the Auror Department, and overworked. Unfortunately for Harry, when Kira shows up in Japan, he finds himself unanimously chosen to infiltrate the NPA! Bring on the detective L, who soon starts digging deeper to discover Harry's secrets!

When Gabriel returns from another dimension with a new prophet, he not only has to help with the mess that he finds that the Winchesters and Castiel are in, but with the consequences of his own actions. Sequel to Gabriel, Interrupted.

Grell mustered the courage to look at his chest, where the blood continued to pour from his open wound. "Sebas… chan…" He mumbled, voice barely strong enough to be called a whisper, "there's… there's so much red. T-Too much." Sebastian/Grell.

"Izaya, you're not allowed to be dead. I was the one supposed to kill you. Open your eyes. Call me a monster, insult me, anything!" "It's too late. That soul has already departed. But, you can give something to revive him." "I'll give anything."

Panem rose, and the countries of the world fell. With the survivors wandering the Districts separated and alone, will they ever return to power, or will this year's Hunger Games mark the official end of the reign of the countries? For aph and/OR HG fans

After unexpectedly getting shot, Izaya finds himself recovering at the mercy of a monster. Will this time together form a co-existing kind of mutuality between him and Shizuo or will it just fuel the flames of Hatred? An even bigger plot slowly comes into play. No slash.

Belle is the heir to one of the richest company's in the world. But after her mothers death her father relocates them to Japan. And for once she finds herself not being followed by guys except the one she hates, Kyoya. But thats because he has a secret.

While browsing through the latest fad in Japan, known as Dollars, L comes across a very odd individual that perks his curiosity and leads him to pay a visit to Ikebukuro. It is the battle between detective and informant, that you don't want to miss.

The war in Heaven becomes more personal for the Winchesters when Castiel's grace is stolen and leaves him fighting for his life. Sick!Hurt!Cas, Caring!Protective!Dean, revived Gabriel, not so soulless Sam and a couple OC angels with a purpose. No pairings or slash but plenty of brotherly bonding. Full summary inside. PART I of IV.

It is often said that it is the past that defines the future. In their case, their present day choices affected the Wizarding World as they know it. If she had not opened her heart to him, who knows what would have happened? LE/JP SB/OC RL/OC AP/FL

Shinra calls his bestbuds, Shizuo and Izaya, for some romantic advice at 3AM. Topics ranging from Celty to a sexy twosome between Shizuo and Izaya are discussed. Shinra's lovesick, Shizuo's cranky, and Izaya's just...Izaya. crack!Shizaya ONESHOT/fixed

Upon his death, Francis is left at a crossroads. Too kind for hell, too promiscuous for heaven, there is but one way to decide his fate: a cosmic wager that he can win his love again and prove it true, even in the body of Arthur's much reviled ex.

Ivan has a dilemma. He needs to find a way to stay in the country before his visa expires and he's deported back to Russia. The solution? Get his friend/enemy plastered and trick him into marrying him in Vegas. Alfred is not happy. Multiple Pairings

In a twist of fate, Izaya becomes the victim of another's mind game. His sisters' lives are at stake and any choice he makes could end in someone's death. It takes only one night for his entire world to be destroyed.

Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

AU, the FMA characters in a High School setting. Winry Rockbell is the new girl at school and she's intruiged by the strangely popular Edward Elric, who's past seems to be causing him greif no matter how much he says he's fine.

When Lucifer stabbed Gabriel, he didn't die; he ended up in a different dimension. One in which he has all of his memories, but none of his powers. A dimension where people think he is crazy & needs psychiatric help & where Supernatural is just a TV show.

There were a thousand little things - word choice, knowledge of things he shouldn't have been present for - which gave away that Matthew was older than he looked. Based on the idea that Canada is Vinland. Contains France, UK, USA, Prussia, Nordics.

5x19 AU. Gabriel is dead and Castiel remains missing, but the Winchesters refuse to let them go. So when the two angels are suddenly brought back into their lives...things get complicated. Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Cas bromance, not slash. Lots of fluff.

I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.

A sudden tragedy happened to Annabeth's life. After that tragedy, she swore never to love another man. But Percy is about to change all of that, well not entirely Percy. Rated T cause I don't know. Title is not related to Josh Groban's song.

The combined stresses of work and family drive Hughes to distraction, but Mustang is starting to think that something else--something far more dangerous--is the real reason for his sudden change in demeanor.

When Dean plays a melody on Gabriel's Horn of Truth, nobody expects it to bring the archangel back. But even with Gabriel's decision to help the brothers, he still has his own issues to deal with. No slash.

Arthur was able to see things that others couldn't. So when he was young, he saw it- the red string. Later, he learnt that it was meant for connecting soulmates. AU Hetalia FrUk GerIta SpaMano PruCan RoChu KorUs GiriKey introducing Netherlands/Poland

Back in their Raijin days, Shinra was always known to stop Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya's fights before they could get out of hand. Here's one time where he didn't. Rated T for Shizuo's potty mouth, abuse of food, and bad influences.

Ludwig liked his normal life. So when someone showed up proclaiming he’s his guardian angel, he promptly slammed the door in his face. Too bad he's going to have to deal with him anyway. In-depth summary inside, LudwigxFeliciano, AlfredxArthur

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, Alfred and Arthur were always meant to fit together. Funny thing is, they don't want to admit it. America/England, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, France/Canada, Greece/Japan, and slight Hungary/Prussia/Austria in the end

This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.

AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK

When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Chapter 27 has arrived!

The freak storms and such, have left America wounded, and Greece figures its time the young nation be filled in one who and what he's harboring in his lands. Percy Jackson is just happy every things over. Rate K . Please read.

While Castiel prepares Dean for the war, Rachel- a half angel, joins the brothers because demons are hunting her. As more seals are broken, the brothers will have to work with all sides- hybrids, demons, angels alike- to win. Dean/Anna, Sam/Ruby, Cas/OC

Light and L struggle with their desire to defeat the other, but also at the same time long to be friends. Their conflicted emotions make for a complicated storyline and sometimes can inspire both humor and drama. Contains very mild romance.

L gets a second chance, but there are rules he must follow and a familiar intruder has appeared to test his resolve and his ingenuity. Ep. 25 spoilers. L versus Light. Not slash. Alternate Timeline. Post Yotsuba. Pre Mello&Near.

The characters of DRRR are in the 100th Hunger Games. Which one will be the sole victor of these twisted games and which ones will bleed and die in the deadly arena? This time, the odds might never be in your favor. Some romance, lots of violence

People are dying one by one. Arthur says it's a curse. The Bad Touch Trio has a plan. The Axis is involved. But does Matthew really exist or not? What does it truly mean to be "The Other One"? Alfred vows to uncover the truth. FACE pairings.

L and his successors found the Death Note manga and read the events of the Kira case. Now that they know what lies ahead, will Light Yagami still be able to win the battle of crime and justice? L's fate and Light's destiny start battle. Rated T. No yaoi.

Ronald knows something about William that no other Shinigami knows. Grell wants to find out and he ends up deep in the unknown... Meanwhile, Eric and Alan try to avoid the inevitable storm. Rated T. One-shot. Grell/Will, Eric/Alan, and lots of Ronald!

Mello, Matt, and Near are hungry. Then, L's chocolate cake magically disappeared. Will the world's most brilliant and famous detective be able to discover the culprits behind his stolen food? Or will the three boys be able to escape his wrath? No yaoi.

Luke dies and Annabeth ends up with a broken heart. Percy is left to repair what's left of Annabeth's life and he promises Luke that he'll protect her until the very end- because he loves her too. Luke and Annabeth. Percy and Annabeth. One-shot. Rated K

This is what happened when Edward Elric submitted his very first report to Roy Mustang. The lieutenant colonel Flame was in a good mood that day... Apparently, the Fullmetal wasn't. Rated T for language. NOT YAOI. One-shot. Beware of unnerving tension.

Thirty drabbles for the seven deadly sins. There's a lot more to Pride, Lust, Greed, Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, and Wrath than what meets the eye. Mangaverse. Rated T for language. Are the homunculi really as evil and boring as we think?

Just because one is dead, doesn't mean the friendship is over. Roy Mustang discovers the true meaning of being there for someone, and finds that he never really lost Maes Hughes. Brotherhood/Mangaverse. Not yaoi. One-shot.

Greed and Ling are stranded in a jungle. Fail attempts of finding their way out are filled in this humor-packed fic. Will they be lucky enough to actually live to see the end of it all? Find out. NO YAOI. RATED T FOR LANGUAGE.

Based on all the other "Ask" fics. Here, we get to ask Prussia, France, and Spain anything we want! Prepare for awesomeness, seduction, and insanity as the Bad Touch Trio entertains all our questions. :

Roy couldn't stop pissing off the Fullmetal Alchemist. Ed, who has finally had enough, uses the scientific method to find out the best way to shut the Colonel up. The first time Edward Elric kissed Roy Mustang, it was purely scientific. Roy/Ed. Yaoi.

All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-

Tohru Honda spends time with Yuki, Kyo, Shigure, Hatori, and Ayame Sohma during the first snowfall of the year. Despite the fights of the rat and the cat, and the nonsense of the Mabudachi Trio's conversations, she finds herself enjoying their company.

Dominique Weasley finds herself in love with Teddy Lupin. It may take her advice from her sister Victoire and a dare from her cousin James, but will Teddy accept her in the end? -Ted/Dom, hints of past Ted/Vic-