Hugo Chavez is pleading for his very life. (source) He has even gone so far as to appeal to Jesus, publicly, in Tim Tebow fashion. Collectivists everywhere were relieved when Comrade Hugo included Ernesto "Che" Guevara in his appeal. We do always want to give proper billing to our revolutionary heroes.

Many feel Jesus may take a pass on this appeal. After all, Jesus' experience with Communism has been troubling. Possibly Che Guevara will step in and do something.

President Obama gave a "short hand" endorsement to the request stating the even though Jesus is unelected, it would be within the bounds of the Constitution to assist Comrade Chavez.

As a good socialist, perhaps he was seeking a dietary solution for his cancer. The solution may be the consumption of more "Cheeses". Save me [some] Cheeses.He also could have said "Cheese Us", I did not hear the udderance.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand