A little bit of this. A little bit of that. A little bit of me.

Month: January 2017

My motivation is dead. Pushing up daisies. Toast. Finito. Bitten the dust. Bought the farm. Cashed in its chips. Croaked. Maggot food. Gave up the ghost. Kicked the bucket. Met its maker. Six feet under. Sleeping with the fishes. Swimming with concrete shoes on. Taking a dirt nap. I dusted off my Harry Potter wand…… Continue reading My Motivation…Dead as a Doorknob

Whoever decided to make the weekend only two days needs to be tarred and feathered. Seriously. Weekends are great. The best thing since sliced bread. Well actually, since I’m on a healthy eating kick right now, I’ll say that weekends are the best thing since steamed cauliflower. That really doesn’t have the same ring to…… Continue reading Why is the weekend only two days??

This. https://youtu.be/U08XWOx3XYM I can’t even express how much this short video sums up my entire life right now. I will never understand why babies don’t like to sleep. Sleep is such a wonderful thing. I would give my left big toe to be able to sleep whenever and however long I wanted to. So why…… Continue reading Go the F**k to Sleep

Lately, my child has decided that sleeping at night is for chumps. Why sleep when there are so many other interesting things to do like practicing your ABC’s, singing the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song, trying to pull your socks off, or throwing your blanket onto the floor? Over and over…..and over….and over again??…… Continue reading Mommy Brain

Life is weird. Life is strange. Life is ironic. One morning, everything is normal. Same old routine. Things as usual. By that evening, it’s all over. Your life here on Earth is over. How does that happen? In the span of an hour, everything as you know it could be over. How effin’ weird is…… Continue reading Life…It’s Just so…Sigh

I can hardly believe its 2017. How weird does that sound?! I kept repeating it to myself and all I could think about was how fast time is flying by. It actually made me kinda sad. Especially when I think about how I’m STILL not where I want to be in life. My BFF came…… Continue reading What Do I Want to be When I Grow Up??

Who Am I?

I’m a wife and mother. I like to watch reality tv. DVR/Hulu/Youtube/Netflix are the best inventions ever. Twix bars are gifts from Heaven. I like wine and a good curse word every now and again. Sci fi books are everything. Stick around and muse with me.