I look at it in terms of public humiliation being a possible impetus for making her a better person.

Or she will wind up doing porn.

BortDude, nobody is going to write as nice a song for her ever again in her life.

phalsebobHey, maybe she will give up Bikini wearing and take up Pediatrics or Dentistry.

Dupe, but whatever.

pastorofmuppetsThe part that offends me most is when she claims she was in a library. But man he really pee-peed in her coke.

spikestoyiuWhite people get really upset, actual Asian people write great songs about it.

BortIt really is the perfect response: he plays into her broken-English stereotypes, and then mocks her by rearranging her bigotry into a song that I have not been able to get out of my head all day. He has absolutely left her in the dust in terms of smarts, talent, charm, and class.