Ahh, I see. Well, here in Britain, they make themselves presentable and pout until you're tapdancing for change on the street to just go up and talk to her.

Tough wrote:

...throwing lives away because they're good at reelin' 'em in.

I'm horrible at slang, can't you tell?

Tough wrote:

Poor FunkyTown. Won't-you-take-me-to, KINKYTOWN!!

Bristles wrote:

Oh. Pouting. Like Jeff said? Or am I being a stereotypical Brit now. Because I automatically thought of Jeff from 'Coupling' when you said pouting. Like the letter 'h'.

Bristles wrote:

Speaking of KinkyTown, who's the n00b, theendangeredone? I'm starting to get scared; I keep seeing Guests on and I freak out literally because they just sit there and watch us type like stalker-lunatic-crazies. I fear stalker-lunatic-crazies. They're the equivalent of Twilight fangirls.

Okay, seriously; am I allowed to breathe, or can I get a little room to stop laughing?

I think it was 'hi'. Damn my short term memory! Though I'm sure headdesking at this point wouldn't help, is it worth a try anyway?

The n00b is scary. Tell them to get on or stay off, but don't stalk, it's not polite.

Twilight raped my eyes and ears too, Tough. I guess we're together on this. And if you ever got infected with that horrible SFD (Sparkling Fag Disease) I don't know what I'd do with myself. So it's a good thing you checked that water first. With those 40 year old female pastors, you never know...

Not to get off topic, but the new person, NomNomRawr... Doesn't talk much, do they? Because I remember this forum being for conversational purposes and not sit there and go 'dur' behind your keyboard watching pretty messages of the literate pop up.