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Kiera Knightly is so skinny her boobs point in instead of out. She needs to gain 5 pounds in the titty region.
You know, I totally support staying with someone and trying to help them better themselves. On the other hand, I stand by my earlier assertion that Emily was a fat unhappy individual for a long time in this relationship and ought to have ended both the fatness and the relationship long ago.
Please note also that Emily never said he was mean about pointing out the weight. She might have meant that one day she marched up to him and, as some women are wont to do, asked in an accusing tone ‘do these pants make my butt look big?’ and he admitted they were not flattering. Seriously, I agree this guy sounds like a total jerk, but Emily’s post is not that informative.
Oh and I don’t think liking a dildo in the ass makes you bi-curious. Some straight men enjoy when women play with their ass.

I just think its pretty interesting that everyone has focused so much on the fact that Allen told Emily (in whatever manner he did it, nice or mean) that she was overweight, and that this is bad because he hurt her feelings. How about the fact that he gave the “hot beef injection” to 5 other women?! Are we as a society so caught up in how we (or other people) look, that we are blind to the friggin obvious wrong-doing here? If you are with someone who is more worried about how you look than how you treat them, then the relationship is NOT as meaningful as you would like to pretend it is, and you need to walk away. Simple as that. People are stupid.

Mad2, you are right, and since you like Bio lessons here is another one. For most men it’s the prostate gland that causes the sensation in the ass. In fact if you have a skilled enough chick, she can stimulate the prostate gland and cause an orgasm without touching your penis. I’ve heard some crazy stories from female doctors about prostate exams that went awry.

Yes, I used a practically anorexic model as an example in my argument. How do we know that Emily is not practically anorexic? We don’t.
If Allen “reminded” her that she is “fat,” that means she never brought it up. For example, if someone wants to remind you of something, they’re not going to assume that you’re going to bring it up first. They’re going to say it, whether you ask them to or not. Which means that Emily could very well have never asked to be reminded of her weight gain in the first place, and Allen was just being an ass by pointing it out. Once again, I’m not arguing for fat tolerance. I’m arguing against being a toolbag. Allen, given all the evidence here, is a toolbag.

Not really polsvoice. If Emily were anorexic, then her boyfriend would be happy to have her gain weight (especially in her boobs) and he wouldn’t have to remind her that she is fat. Speaking of reminding, maybe she she brought it up first and then he reminded her all the subsequent times, the same way you remind someone of a meeting that you talked about before. None of that matters though, the point is whether he brought it up or she did, we don’t know how he told her. Yes he is a toolbag but not because of the fatness thing. She is also a whiny pathetic bitch and I think they deserve each other so they can generate more (hopefully funny) LB posts.

@Junebug I am considering changing my name to Lamebook just to get some jail-bait makeup sex.

While I can see our views on a lot of things are different, I do agree with you on that last thing. She’s an idiot, too. She was foolish to stay with him if she was so obviously unhappy with how the relationship was going. But that does not make him any less of a douche. And yes, they are definitely perfect for each other. Maybe we’ll see more of them on here in the future.

I thought it was over 🙁 here I am being bored for nothing. Maybe I should start a new one … Hey polsvoice What are your views on abortion and stem cell research? Do you think Obama is Hitler? Sould we legalize weed?

It was over. I have no conflict with anyone here, I was just having a conversation. But if you want to debate about something else, I will entertain you.
I believe that abortion is sometimes necessary, depending on the situation.
I believe that stem cell research is also necessary. But there are personal reasons behind that. Objectively, if we have an opportunity to find cures for so many of the horrific diseases humans have to suffer, then I believe we should seize those opportunities, regardless of how controversial the cost may be.
No, Obama is not Hitler. Being president is hard, and every president is going to make mistakes. I do not dislike Obama, but I did not dislike Bush either. However, I admittedly do not know much about politics.
Yes, I do believe we should legalize weed. This is not just because I enjoy smoking weed, though. All through school, I was beat over the head with “MARIJUANA IS SATAN” and for awhile I just accepted that without question. But upon further research, I decided to believe that the benefits of marijuana far outweigh the risks, and I still hold that belief today.

Dukey, if you are Lamebook then I seriously think we should be addressing whatever metaphorical relationship issues correspond to long-and-unfunny-commenters-who-are-repeatedly-stabbing-us-in-the-brain-with-the-rusty-screwdrivers-that-are-their-senses-of-humour.

YES! LEGALIZE POT! DO IT NOW!!!!1!1!!!1
No seriously, do it.
Ahem. I’ll try to control myself, I just feel rather passionately about this.
Dukey, for once I was ahead of you, I knew about the possibility of a girl giving an orgasm through ass play.

pols, I can’t imagine anyone doing such a high stress job without a lil’ wake ‘n bake.

Mad2, I meant a guy, only guys have prostates. The female equivalent is the Skene’s. Usually reached through G-spot play.

So just to be clear, everybody (male and female) can potentially cum through ass play. So Emily shouldn’t knock it til she tries it. like Paranoid Android said “Who DOESN’T like a pink dildo up their ass? Eh? Eh?”

Did her incorrect usage of a semicolon bother anybody else? That is seriously my biggest problem with this post. Allen’s an ass, Emily is dense, and all you girls that are pining for Allen after Emily’s excellent review; can go for it.

Oh Rockerchick88, you just showed the entire world of Lamebook how ignorant you are. What is that famous quote? Oh that’s right: “Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt”. I even incorrectly used the semicolon in my post to really get the point across. Have you seriously never seen a semicolon used correctly before?

The phrase, “So any of you ladies that want to fuck his probably diseased ass”, is not a complete sentence. A semicolon after that fragment is not correct. The phrase, “go for it”, is a complete sentence if you are of the mind that there is an implied “You” before the “go”. If you removed the semicolon and instead used a verb such as “can”, that would be acceptable. I changed it up a bit and tried to make it really evident by using the “can” in my sentence with the semicolon.

Rhy, I don’t think Rocker needed further explanation; I felt I covered it adequately. Also, there are a few schools of thought on the use of punctuation within quotations marks, and my usage is correct if you understand that I’m leaving her punctuation out on purpose and just using the “virgin” words. With regard to the famous quote, the period should be inside the quotation marks; I’m not quite sure how it snuck its way out.

Also, my usage of commas is correct if you understand that the quoted material is a nonrestrictive clause and is not essential to the meaning of the sentence. In that sense, the clause itself should be set apart with both beginning and ending commas outside the quotation marks. There are two schools of thought on that also (the other being the thought that no commas are neccesary at all), and I was taught the one I demonstrate. I have had many debates on whether or not the commas are acceptable or appropriate in terms of setting off quoted material that is interjected in a sentence, but I prefer the way it reads when it is written the way I wrote it.

Of course, I have issues with your use of commas (excessive), but Lamebook isn’t the place for a debate such as this. Rocker was just out of luck from the get-go.

Ok, so I misunderstood what you were referring to, not the end of the world, thanks for clearing that up. No need to have a bitch fit.

@Rhynera: Thanks for clearing that up! Genuinely appreciated 🙂

@lauren tx: sorry I misunderstood what you were referring to. Now please calm down. Seriously, wasn’t attacking you, was just curious. Thought you were referring to the overuse of smilies. I did also agree with you on your main point… so relax!

Seriously Laurel, did that need to escalate that fast? Calm down, it was obviously not an attack on your pride and English skillz. If there was a lamebook for lame comments under lamebook posts, I feel your responses would be there… and I know you don’t want that. Let’s keep this a nice and funny environment, yeah?