Hey guys, I thought it would only be fair to tell you first- I have been in discussions with a firm out east for a really nice position. Mrs. Harb and I hav been agonizing over the decision for weeks now, but it is a really great opportunity for us. It will be hard leaving family and friends, especially you goofballs.

Anyway, what I am trying to say is- I am leaving Wisconsin. I didn't want to tell anyone until I knew for sure. I have already found my replacement at work. We will be selling the house and moving by the end of the month. I know this puts you guys out, but maybe someone else can pick up where I left off as far as a nice place to get together for gaming is concerned.

I am really sad and feel I have let you all down, but I can't let this opportunity slip by. It is a great firm called JZ Enterprises in West Virginia.

Those punks tried to sell me a lifetime warranty for my turn signal fluid. Don't they know that I bought the premium signal fluid that doesn't wear out? I ain't no sucker! It cost 49.99, but only once for the life of the car!