The only person I knew who drank O'Doul's was this giant hardcore Irish dude who told me he had to stop drinking on account of getting black out drunk and putting someone in the hospital for looking at his girlfriend.

I love to shove real beer in my ass while I'm in the cooler at circle K. I don't use odouls cuz nobody buys it and when there's beer bottles that smell like bung they gotta be the ones that people buy. Otherwise the whole cooler will eventually smell like bung.