Man "wished" his penis was longer

A man walks into a bar with a small brown paper lunch bag in his hands and sits down at the bar.

As he orders a double scotch, the bartender notices that the small brown paper lunch bag has tipped over and out walks this foot-high musician who is busy dragging a Baby Grand behind him.

The bartender has never seen anything like this, so when he gives the man at the bar his double scotch, he asks the man what the heck was going on ... because now the little guy from the paper bag is sitting at the Baby Grand, playing the most exquisite music.

Well, the man said, "Just about a half hour ago, I was trying to flag down a cab to go home.

As I stepped to the curb, I tripped on some object buried in the snow. I thought it was my crazy imagination because it looked like a genie lamp as I picked it up and brushed the snow off. POOF !!Sure enough, a genie appeared before me! He thanked me profusely for freeing him from the lamp he had been imprisoned in for 100 years and granted me one wish for myself and a second one I could give to anyone I chose within the next 30 minutes. I made my wish and then tried to call my wife, children, and friends - but nobody was reachable. And here I am -- time is running out, so I am giving you that second wish -- all you have to do is close your eyes and silently make your wish."

The bartender thought the whole story was crazy but made a wish anyway. Within moments, hundreds of ducks started to enter the bar, quacking away. The bar was filling up with ducks of all kinds The bartender said to the man, "I think your genie must have a hearing problem, because I asked for a million BUCKS and not DUCKS"

The man replied, "No kidding! Do you really think I had wished for a 12-INCH PIANIST ??!!"