Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

A father was taking his son for a little walk around the neighborhood when they passed this yard where two dogs were having sex. The kid asked his dad what the dogs were doing, so the dad thought about it for a second, then replied, "they're making puppies!"

Later that night, the kid woke up and heard some noise coming from his parents bedroom, so he went in and opened the door and found his parents having sex. The kid asked, "what are you guys doing?!?", so the dad replies, "well son, we're making babies." So the kid thinks about it for a second, then says, "well flip her over because I want a puppy!"