Pirate Captain

“Yarr! Don’t ye know who I be? And if not, do ye have any suggestions?”

A
real pirate is a merciless, rotten son of a sea dog, and that’s exactly
what the Pirate Captain aspires to be. He certainly looks the part with
his rugged eye-patch, hook-hand and peg-leg, but he has to admit that
he’s had a few hiccups along the way.

First of all, his ships keep sinking. No matter whether it’s a
man o’ war or a dinghy, any vessel capsizes within five minutes of him
coming aboard. Also, he gets seasick really easily – sometimes just a
picture of the ocean is enough to set him off. Worst of all, he’s having
real trouble coming up with a piratey name. All the good ones – from
Ironhook to Brickbeard – seem to already be taken. If he can just come
up with
a name to strike fear into the hearts of landlubbers everywhere, the
Pirate Captain figures the rest of his problems will solve themselves!