"My mother called me on the phone and she said, you know, "Your dad died." And this was exactly two months before a contest. She said, "Are you coming home to the funeral?" I said, "No, it's too late. You know, he's dead, there's nothing to be done. And I'm sorry and I can't come, you know?" (from "Pumping Iron")

On the Environment

"Don't worry about that!"

And so on. Pretty funny stuff. Except that he's running for governor, and people are taking him seriously.
Posted August 22, 2003 10:00 AM | Comments (106)