Well Rarity cleans out her crusty cuntTwilight decides to mind rape some horsefuckersFluttershy does drugs in the gardenPinkie throws a party at 7AMDash does a morning run around cloudsdaleAJ jumps into a pile of apples

I woke up and started thinking about writing an alternate ending to Dragon Quest where Spike tells Twilight to hold off and he stands up for himself and in turn earns the other dragons respect. How brony am I?

>>10154089>http://derkrazykraut.tumblr.com/post/37277864533>Posted on December 5, 2012 with 594 notes>594 notesIs that shit worth 600 notes? No, it isn't. He got them anyway. Thanks to whining and circlejerking.

>>10154127they should make an episode about a little filly who doesn't have any friends, maybe because she's scared, but then she learns how easy friends are to makemost people tend to be friendly, just go and have conversations with people. Sorry if this is bad adviceand for what it's wort, Anon, you have us

>>10154111Actually to tell you the truth, I haven't worked on it at all and I apologize. I kind of put it to the side since I was having trouble with my paypal. Its just been in the back of my mind for too long and I ended up forgetting about it.

I can still work on one of them but you'll have to excuse me for being so retarded about commissions. I bet its especially annoying to see me doing request and not finishing something you want to buy me lunch for. I'm so sorry.

>>10154130I don't think that, but there's no question there was at least one guy who is doggedly keeping watch for any post that may contain Kraut-sympathy, and doing his best to remind us we are wrong.

>>10154187I don't think it's the same guy. The 'Fuck Markerknights' Anon has a really obvious problem with english - like for example forgetting "is" in every second sentence. I think people would have realized if NMM-Anon did that

>>10154243I still think that whole tale was just like our Christmas fables. Santa Claus doesn't exist but the story teaches kids about giving. Rudolph didn't exist put it teaches kids about not being afraid to be different and to utilize your talent.

HWT was just teaching ponies not to be mean to each other and the real story of how Equestria came to be is actually really boring.

>>10154217When you reach the point where people realize that a file is being reposted with the same name multiple times, attached to something stupid in textform, they will start copying it to make fun of that person. Not everything with the same filename comes from the same person

>>10154240>Not just "Princess Platinum looks JUST LIKE RARITY"I think that was just because they acted the tale. If that story isn't made up in their world I'm sure the historical ponies would have looked different.Or were male or whatever

>>10154015>>10154148>post new pic on the tumblrs>see the notes rack up>they're all likes>finally see a reblog>they don't say anything, just reblogged it>more likes and empty reblogs roll inIt's actually kind of disheartening to see so many notes on your shit with no actual words. You don't even really know what they think. Most notes aren't worth anything at all.

>>10154293>>10154302I think the Unicorns could have been a society were females could rise through the ranks easily, while the Pegasi and Earth ponies that were mostly patriarchal.When the country was unified Princess Platinum's indoctrinated brainwashed daughters Celestia and Luna told the cisgendered bigoted male patriarchs to check their privilege and ascended to alicornhood.

>>10154299This is true. Even when I reach like 50 likes on tumblr, which is a lot for me, it still doesn't really matter though no likes at all arent really that motivating either.One single encouraging post with a bit of constructive criticism (if needed) is worth more than any of those likes.

>>10154471I have this theorythat the subconscious state is actually a plane where all who can enter it join together. Its an alternate dimension where you're having your psycho weird dreams because of what's lingering in your head but if you wander out of your dream, you can enter other people's dreams. Its why sometimes you see someone you've never seen before and end up having this deja fu feel seeing them in the real world even though you had never met before.

>>10154525But futa horses can be cumbuckets too.As a matter of fact, futas work far better as ponies.Have you seen that large empty space between a stallions butthole and ballsack? There's plenty of room for a vagina.

Compared to the real world, the dream world is a lot smaller in size. Its about the size of a normal american state. But getting to dream to dream is like hitting random page on wikipedia. The chances of you getting to someone specific is 10000 to 1

>>10154223>>10154243>>10154272The Hearth's Warming Eve play is meant to be understood as a political allegory and propaganda. Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, and Chancellor Puddinghead represent the leadership of the Unicorn, Pegasus, and Earth Pony communities, while Clover the Clever, Private Pansy, and Smart Cookie represent the average "pony on the street". The war between the pony nations and the subsequent catastrophe is a myth, or at least a highly exaggerated legend. It's meant to be taken as a warning against racial and political sectarianism.

Because Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane and Chancellor Puddinghead needlessly prolong the conflict and nearly doom all of the ponies, the play teaches ponies that they should be suspicious of their own community leadership. The sectarian leaders are held up as fools, and in the end, the ponies look to Princess Celestia as a symbol of unity and progress. It's a masterful piece of propaganda, reminding ponies that Celestia knows better than they do about how to run their lives. This is why she insists it be performed in every town once a year.

I guess I'll repost my dreamI was lead into a small chamber by Celestia where there was around 4 stallions I thinkShe said it was my punishment for slutting myself around guards making them late to some sort of rallyThere was two unicorns, one pegasus and one earth ponyThe unicorn with the bluish grey coat and black mane bounded me with my magic, restraining my legsThe earth pony mounted me and the other unicorn rammed his cock down my throat

>tfw keyboard broke, lopsided as fuck now so i just have to wait until my new one gets here to play some vidya>oh boy, more time to do things I need to get done!>dick around on the internet even more instead

>>10154974This. Me and my brother talk about furries a lot. We say if they were real and looked like how they do in art and cartoons, why the fuck not. But realistic furries would probably be a huge turn off

I remember a theory of dragons being posted on MLPG a long time ago before dragon quest came out.

The one showing that Dragons have two routes, Greed and Time. Greed allows size and power to grow faster but loss of intelligence and Time takes decades but you get to keep your intelligence. When Dragon Quest came out, I think it only strengthened that theory.

>>10155044I have met celebrities and acted pretty cool near them. But I feel if I met Craig or Lauren up close, I'd probably spaghetti all over the place. My uncle recently met Stan Lee. I don't think i'd be able to save face.

>>10155082>Both were capable of talking with no issuesQuite so. I would take it they are different in personality as well. They all cannot be tthe "Same". That is like assuming Background pony A is the same as Background pony B.

Yeah that is what I figured as well. The red one actually had an amazingly high tolerance for pony BS, seeing as he let them screw around with his hoard and generally annoy him without getting anything but mildly annoyed. Well until rarity tried to steal his shit, but still he then just stole it back. He did not actually start trying to wreck shit until he get got kicked in the face. That guy is like a zen master by dragon standards

One day: All drawfags draw a character, using MS paint.Next Day: Writefags take a day to use google docs to develop a script. Who cares what the context is, so long as it has a beginning and an end.And then the rest of the week will be random people contributing recorded lines and shitty background music and on friday 3 people with flash or aftereffects puts it all together

>>10155269It would have to really be a collaborative effort though. I could imagine a lot of people being upset because they couldn't contribute because they had work. It would have to be a time the majority of people thought was a good day.

WELL SHIT. I didn't expect that! We should probably do it like the other collabs though. You know, have constant reminders in every thread until the date. I think a week of preparation would be good. If we started this monday I don't think we'd get as many contributors

Also Skype bitches, get on voicing stuff. You don't even have to try. Just read shit

>>10155483>You will never be ambushed by a slime pone, who mercilessly bogs down your body, making it near impossible to move>She will never use her goo to get into your pants, fondle you and rape you>She will never digest your body, almost contorting into different shapes and sizes for her own amusement and your own terror>You will never watch as your cock dissolve right into her and hear her moan in pleasure>She will never fill your mind with her hypnotic jelly, making you enjoy the digestion process>You will never, after 3 days of digestion and transformation, wake up as a slime pony

>>10155774>Luna asks for sex with Fluttershy>She says yes without even knowing what sex is>They go through all the movements, Fluttershy still unsure what it is she should be feeling.>They finish>She's still confused

>>10155769It was supposed to be a bad game from the start, yet the majority switched the original purpose to making a serious game. Of course, since nobody had enough skills or time to program, the project ended.

But we have enough skilled people to make an little episode: painters, writers, musicians...