A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were having a discussion during dinner.
The Catholic said: I have a large fortune so I am going to buy Citibank.
The Protestant said: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors.
The Muslim said: I am a fabulously rich prince so I intend to purchase Microsoft.
They then all waited for the Jew to speak.
The Jew stirs his coffee, places his spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says, "I'm not selling."_________________"Those who understand compound interest are destined to collect it.