ALLHe don't anymore!We'd like to thank you: Herber HooverFor really showing us the wayWe'd like to thank you: Herbert HooverYou made us what we are today

Prosperity was 'round the cornerA cozy cottage built for twoIn this blue heavenThat youGave usYes!

We're turning blue!They offered us Al Smith and HooverWe paid attention and we choseNot only did we pay attentionWe paid through the nose.

In ev'ry pot he said "a chicken"But Herbert Hoover he forgotNot only don't we have the chickenWe ain't got the pot!Hey Herbie

WOMEN

You left behind a greatful nation

ALL

So, Herb, our hats are off to youWe're up to here with admiration

SOPHIE

Come down and have a little stew

ALL

Come down and share some Christmas dinnerBe sure to bring the missus tooWe got no turkey for our stuffingSo why don't we stuff youWe'd like to thank you, Herbert HooverFor really showing us the wayYou dirty rat, you Bureaucrat, youMade us what we are todayCome and get it, Herb!