Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?

And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.

A lady never reveals her secrets!

Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!

I'm no raging feminist but enough with the voodoo and sorcery talk when it comes to beautiful women over the age of 40. Some women take care of themselves and have good genes, and it pays off. Unlike women like Lindsay, who thanks to booze and drugs look 20 years older than they are.

Re: billyk – You are one fuckin`dumb idiot, it never has to do with genes. With most humans it has to do with STEALING ENERGY from OTHERS!!! That`s completely evil and that`s what most of them ( women and men) do. If you don`t know anything about a certain matter, then just shut the fuck up. Only the TRUTH should be heard. Only a human that can have his full energy foever by him-/herself can stay living and young forever without stealing energy.But that one highest human is not here yet.