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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Donna Lichtenegger

Donna Lichtenegger, an
elected state representative and Republican, of course, in Missouri, doesn't
have the good sense evolution gave a goat. She, apparently, is entirely
unaware that when you post homophobic and racially offensive "jokes"
on Facebook, people will see them.

See, on this fool's page, she
shared a "joke" abouta "California to
Texas" translation guide that characterizes same-sex marriage as
"legalized perversion" and a "multicultural community" as a
"high-crime area."

The post reads: "Due
to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, Texas has compiled
a "Californian to Texan" translation guide":

Arsenal of Weapons - Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands - Swamp

Undocumented Worker - Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials - Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery - Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed - Well Protected

Narrow-Minded - Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share - Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control - Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives - Fireworks for Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass - Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity - Socialism

Multicultural Community - High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress - Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich" - Self-Employed

Progressive, Change - Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged - Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle - Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For The Future - Higher Taxes

Heathcare Reform - Socialized Medicine

Truants - Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Do-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine - Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot - Church-Going

Reintroduced Wolves - Sheep and Deer Killers

Fair Trade Coffee - Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich" - Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby - NRA Members

Assault Weapon Fiscal Stimulus - Semi-Auto (Grandpas's M1
Carbine)

Same Sex Marriage - Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting - Chinese Mercury-Laden Light
Bulbs

Naturally, Lichtenegger
could not immediately be reached for comment. But her Facebook page shows she
posted this "humor" Representative Charlie Davis and House
Majority Leader Tim Jones' pages, she also posted it on the page of
Representative Anne Zerr.

Jones and Zerr could not be
reached for comment, but Davis said he did not realize Lichtenegger had posted
it on his Facebook account until contacted by The Huffington Post, and
added, "I can't help what other people post on things. I would not
have posted it."

And though Charlie Davis
removed the post from his page, he said that he believes
Donna Lichtenegger posted it as a joke, though he has not discussed it
with her.

Cuz racism and homophobia are
funny, you know.

Then Davis, who just can't stop talking, said Lichtenegger is allowed to post it under the First Amendment, though
even I learned a loooooong time ago just because youcando something
doesn't mean youshould.

And then Davis stated that he
thought the assault-and-battery post was "silly" while the
"arsenal of weapons" post " was funny." And he believes
health care reform is socialized medicine.

Oh Missouri.

Your
legislators are making jokes......of you, for electing them. And so, the ISBL Asshat of the Week goes to Donna Lichtenegger, the fool from Missouri.

6 comments:

Let me get this bi. When Texas took federal tax dollars to make up for a $27 billion budget shortfall it could accurately be described as "the coerced theft of financial resources from an overpriced yuppie coffee sippin' criminal living in a high crime area"? I don't get the joke.