OK, it's been said on a thread in Current Affairs that Jacqui Smith is very likely to lose her seat and her career at the next election as she has become unelectable. (Let's hope so eh?).

She effectively stole Â£116,000 pounds from the taxpayer in false expenses claims.
Now I don't know about the rest of you, but I reckon that's money well spent if it means we're permanently rid of this ugly, thick as mince, fat fcuker. If only we'd known 12 years ago.

How much would be a reasonable amount to get rid of the rest of them?
Suggestions (with prices) on a postcard...