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Michael Shanks is playing the lover of one of VP Daniel's key advisors (I'm guessing the Invasion lady) who may have an agenda beyond their courtship. His first airdate is April 23. Milo has a brother, and we'll meet him in this season's 23rd hour when he pops into CTU to offer his brother a sympathetic ear. [Source: Ausiello]

Bones

It seems that Angela got married while she was in Fiji a few years ago. This news will have a major impact in the season finale. [Source: TV Squad]

Desperate Housewives

It seems Susan will choose Mike but that doesn't mean they will be back together this season or ever. [Source: TV Squad]

Gilmore Girls

Logan and Rory will part ways in the May 8th episode. [Source: Ausiello Vodcast]

Meredith and Derek will be going strong for a good, long while. The death of someone very close to Meredith brings MerDer closer together-and tears her apart (again) from her father. There are also rumblings that Sara Ramirez (Callie) might not be coming back as a series regular next season. Cristina and Burke will have a full-on traditional wedding with the big dress and bridesmaids and everything-at the insistence of both her mother and Burke's mother. [Source: Kristin from E!]

Before the season is over, one character will discover that she has no need for contraceptives - and hasn't for some time. [Source: Ausiello]

Look for lots more Heroic relatives (like Shanti) and family history next season, because I'm told the second season is called Volume Two: Generations, and it's all about the ancestors and descendants of the Heroes we know and love. [Source: Kristin from E!]

House

House has cast Piper Perabo (Coyote Ugly, The Prestige) as a potential love interest for Hugh Laurie's crotchety doc in this season's second-to-last episode. As of now, Perabo's on board for one episode, but a source close to the show says there's "definite recurring potential." [Source: Ausiello]

Now that Locke has blown up the submarine, it seems all of the castaways will have plenty of time for introspection. And fans will have lots of time to ponder. It will be five weeks before viewers see Locke and his father again, but when they do, the results will be an intense set-up for the season's climax, Lindelof said. [Source: LA Times]

It looks like you'll get more action on Hurley's... van. Producers are currently casting for a "Roger," a working-class janitor in his early forties who is bitter about his place in life but has higher aspirations. The notice says of the character, "He has troubled and complex relationship with his son; he finds himself caught up in a mysterious situation beyond his imaginings; and the actor must not be claustrophobic." Pretty sure this is the skeleton - "Roger Work Man"-from Hurley's episode. [Source: Kristin from E!]

I'm hearing something about a season-ending showdown between the 815ers and the Others. And there are at least three more deaths, including the one tonight. [Source: Ausiello]

The Dead Zone

Cara Buono - aka Michael Imperioli's knocked-up wife on The Sopranos - is joining the cast as the new sheriff of Cleaves Mills and a potential love interest for Anthony Michael Hall. [Source: Ausiello]

The Sopranos

When the show returns, Tony and Bobby will have a falling out, Johnny Sack will meet his maker sooner than anyone expected, Christopher's movie makes its debut and all is not so right between Tony and Christopher. [Source: Ain't It Cool News]