Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “Yesterday at the Michael Jackson trial, jurors were shown a pornographic magazine taken from the Neverland Ranch called ‘Over 50’. When asked why he bought the magazine ‘Over 50’, Michael said, ‘I thought they meant months’.”

Jackson’s Lawyer On A Stretcher

March 25, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “In the Michael Jackson trial, one of Jackson’s lawyers slumped over in his chair and had to be taken to the hospital yesterday on a stretcher, did you see that? It happened right after Michael told him he was really broke and couldn’t pay him.”

Jackson’s Vegas Deal

March 25, 2005 – Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Wednesday night, “Today was a very good day for Michael Jackson … well, I guess as good as it can get when you’re on trial for child molestation. (laughter) For the second straight day, Michael was 20 minutes early to court. What he’s done – and this is very clever – he’s started TiVo’ing ‘Teletubbies’. … There’s a story going around that when Michael gets off scot-free, which will happen, he’s going to sign a deal to be the house performer at the new Trump casino that they’re building in Las Vegas. I guess things went well with Celine Dion at Caesar’s Palace, and they figured why not sign up another superstar white woman to perform.”