miscreant:Sapper_Topo: I wish I had the guts to cheat on my wife. Some strange every now and then might be kinda nice. But then I think of not onl,y how crushed she would be but the never ending fallout for years and years to come. And I say to myself "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

Are you sure your wife isn't interested in some of her own strange now and then? Maybe you just need to talk to her about an arrangement.

Or maybe he could invite her play Russian Roulette, if his balls are that big.

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts. There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver. The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible. Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall. Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls. You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with. Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.

I've had the opposite experience, but I'm sure it really just depends on the quality of the club. Upscale joints for sure would still have some great girls in the afternoon shift.

Infidelity shows a lack of self-control... I had at least a half dozen times I could have cheated on my now current EX but didn't. One night in particular, this reasonably attractive woman was talking about how she likes to do yoga and how she practices her kegel exercises daily. Then she tried going in for a kiss and I was taken aback and told her as much as I'd like to fool around, I had a girlfriend...

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts. There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver. The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible. Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall. Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls. You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with. Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.

I've had the opposite experience, but I'm sure it really just depends on the quality of the club. Upscale joints for sure would still have some great girls in the afternoon shift.

For sure. That's why I specified Denver instead of generalizing. The Diamond Cabaret, Penthouse Club, and Shotgun Willie's are top-shelf and always well stocked in the afternoons. PT's Showclub when I wanted tattooed hotness and a sure thing when I left. Don't have much experience on the north end of town but I had good luck at the Players' Club up on Federal Ave.; more of a neighborhood bar with naked girls than a strip club.

La Boheme gave me the creeps; staff of Mafia enforcers and girls from Kink dot com. PT's Centerfold is all-nude but steeped in tragedy. Dandy Dan's is a day-laborer's long shot, but it can pay off handsomely if you tip $2 instead of $1. The infamous Saturday's and the Paper Tiger (now Maxim's) are where strippers go to die and their rotting corpses continue to writhe on stage like decapitated snakes.

Mr.Poops:Infidelity shows a lack of self-control... I had at least a half dozen times I could have cheated on my now current EX but didn't. One night in particular, this reasonably attractive woman was talking about how she likes to do yoga and how she practices her kegel exercises daily. Then she tried going in for a kiss and I was taken aback and told her as much as I'd like to fool around, I had a girlfriend...

You have to be faithful to your girlfriends too? Holy shiat! What's the point of getting married then?

Wolf892:There's a good chance that at least 80% of their female profiles are fake.If a woman wants to cheat on her husband she goes to "mothers" house for a week...then farks her exes or goes to the local pool tavern and picks up some guy. She doesn't need to hop onto a website and go through all that hassle.

What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

Cymbal:Mr.Poops: Infidelity shows a lack of self-control... I had at least a half dozen times I could have cheated on my now current EX but didn't. One night in particular, this reasonably attractive woman was talking about how she likes to do yoga and how she practices her kegel exercises daily. Then she tried going in for a kiss and I was taken aback and told her as much as I'd like to fool around, I had a girlfriend...

You have to be faithful to your girlfriends too? Holy shiat! What's the point of getting married then?

You're not the first to ask that question. Matt 19:10 - "His disciples said unto him, If the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry."

kvinesknows:Nana's Vibrator: I wonder what a woman has done wrong in her life that she needs to use a web service to find a way to cheat on her husband. What if, like, she opened her windows and looked left and right a few times?

yeah... cause going after men in the neighbourhood is a smart idea and she wont get caught at all.

They could always travel to a different neighborhood and then look left and right a few times.

I've been to several a fark party and afternoon shift at a strip club is a pretty good fit for them.

I always preferred afternoon shifts. There was no shortage of hotties to work them in Denver. The difference between a 9 and a 10 is negligible. Afternoon girls are less greedy, less drunk or strung out, less crazy overall. Less competition and less competitiveness among the girls. You can actually make friends if you're the type that anyone wants to be friendly with. Plus, you don't have to wait until 3:00 a.m. to take one home.

Night shift is for people who only want to look or think that's the best they can do.

I've had the opposite experience, but I'm sure it really just depends on the quality of the club. Upscale joints for sure would still have some great girls in the afternoon shift.

For sure. That's why I specified Denver instead of generalizing. The Diamond Cabaret, Penthouse Club, and Shotgun Willie's are top-shelf and always well stocked in the afternoons. PT's Showclub when I wanted tattooed hotness and a sure thing when I left. Don't have much experience on the north end of town but I had good luck at the Players' Club up on Federal Ave.; more of a neighborhood bar with naked girls than a strip club.

La Boheme gave me the creeps; staff of Mafia enforcers and girls from Kink dot com. PT's Centerfold is all-nude but steeped in tragedy. Dandy Dan's is a day-laborer's long shot, but it can pay off handsomely if you tip $2 instead of $1. The infamous Saturday's and the Paper Tiger (now Maxim's) are where strippers go to die and their rotting corpses continue to writhe on stage like decapitated snakes.

Nice.

Yeah, Denver is a much healthier city overall than places I've lived: Memphis, Cleveland, San Antonio, Cincinnati, which are all pretty much fat fark central. So the girls don't have to look good, they just have to take their clothes off, which some can't even do(thanks GOP!).

The guys who insist that all women want is money are the guys who offer nothing else. They may have something else to offer, but they're afraid it will be rejected. Money is just "fun tickets."

Dude, she didn't dump you because you ran out of money. She dumped you because you stopped making her laugh. I have been homeless and poor, sleeping in the woods, and still scored with goddesses who I made laugh. (No, I didn't move in and leech off them. I was homeless and poor by choice.)

"You're the most interesting homeless person I've ever met," said one of my goddesses. To be interesting, talk about what interests her. Ask what it is before you start talking. Be prepared to talk about anything.

Kindness is the number one trait that people desire in a mate, worldwide. Nothing gets a woman's juices flowing like seeing a man do something nice for someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Cymbal:Yeah, Denver is a much healthier city overall than places I've lived: Memphis, Cleveland, San Antonio, Cincinnati, which are all pretty much fat fark central. So the girls don't have to look good, they just have to take their clothes off, which some can't even do(thanks GOP!).

Ugly fat farks aren't allowed to take their clothes off in strip clubs. Sounds like a good law. :-) There does seem to be a correlation between hotness of the local population and looseness of such laws. The system works!

Wolf892:ciberido: Wolf892: What they need is a website where a pretty girl posts her pics and a profile...then she starts the "bidding" guys offer her (never money) dinners, movies, jewelry, dancing, trips, etc, etc. Then one week later she chooses the guy who's made the best bid, collects her prizes and leaves. It could be called "Datesim" and would allow a certain population of men to feel like they are back in the dating pool.

Neither did I until I came across it in a game a few months back. It was talking about the result if your dice roll trebled your opponents score. I thought "treble, WTF, do they mean triple?"..but it appeared several times in the rules. Had to go look it up...means exactly the same as triple.

Neither did I until I came across it in a game a few months back. It was talking about the result if your dice roll trebled your opponents score. I thought "treble, WTF, do they mean triple?"..but it appeared several times in the rules. Had to go look it up...means exactly the same as triple.

Read that a lucrative demographic for AshMad is Jewish men in Brooklyn, not Williamsburg, but a particular section known for hipster moms who nurse their kids for years, claim to be progressive, but don't put out and then wonder why their poor husbands hook up online.

There's plenty of swinger sites that are freeish enough. Besides its easier to go to one of the clubs and just meet n greet people there.

Yes, I know said things.

shudder... have you been to some of those clubs? man o man.. thats what whole body condoms were made for.

Back in my wild days, I had good luck with SwingLifeStyle.com. met some good folks and the price was reasonable. At the time it was funxtional but limited for free members too. Hell, I'm still friends with a lady I met through there even after we both got divorced.

/Yeah, on that note: not a single couple I met in the lifestyle is still together 5 years later. YMMV

//Anyone else notice that amateur porn is always datestamped prior to 2007 when digital pix and social media came of age? Those were the days..

HAH! used that site.. its still good!5 years eh? wooohooo/// 3 more to go!

We have been married ten years and in the lifestyle since before we got together. It has been great for us. But, I always tell people the same thing.

Sapper_Topo:arethereanybeernamesleft: Sapper_Topo: "Forget it 20 minutes isnt worth the rest of your life.

You're doing it wrong.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.

Not really. I have had a "20 Minute rule" since I was in my 20's. If I cant get agirl off in 20 minutes I never primed the pump properly in the first place. Most women really dont want a man sloppily pumping away on them for 2 hours. I know its contrary to what porn and all your buddies at the gym have told you but being bale to fark for hours isnt all its cracked up to be.