Gossip Girl is currently in full-tilt Dair mode, and we here at Spoiler Alert!arecelebrating the couple’s newly consummated relationship the only way know how: with a doozy of a scoop!

This week’s installment of TVline’s new web series jumps ahead to May sweeps to tease a surprising new obstacle facing the frenemys-turned-lovers. And for those of you not riding the Dan/Blair ship, we have some non-Dair news about the possible return of a former Upper East Side resident. The twist? He/she is dead!

For starters, Happy Endings‘ hilarious Casey Wilson and Adam Pally drop by to answer burning questions about their alter egos’ love lives, weigh in on TVLine’s recent report that the show was a shoo-in for renewal, and reveal what they really think about those Friends comparisons.

Not only does the jam-packed episode feature major scoop about the Suburgatory finale straight from leading man Jeremy Sisto (who divulges a surprising tidbit about his first encounter with Clueless co-star and upcoming Suburgatory squeeze Alicia Silverstone), but it also boasts …READ MORE, WATCH VIDEO & GET SPOILED!

Spoiler Alert! has never lived up to its title more than it does this week.

Although the show (featuring guest co-host Megan Masters!) starts off innocently enough, with Community co-starsJoel McHale and Alison Brie teasing upcoming insta-classics such as “the Law & Order episode” and “the blanket fort war,” it soon devolves into a conversation that is more revealing than they may even have intended it to be. By the time it’s over, they …READ MORE, WATCH VIDEO & GET SPOILED

A bomb will detonate in Private Practice‘s March 15 episode. And not just any bomb — a “huge” one, according to castmember and Spoiler Alert! special guest Paul Adelstein. And he should know since he directed the gut-wrenching episode, during which “a lot of the personal storylines come to a head.”

But which couple finds itself on the receiving end of the (figurative) explosive device? Press play below for an answer to that question, as well as an update on PP‘s renewal chances.

In this week’s episode of Spoiler Alert!, my Ed McMahon — Matt Webb Mitovich — and I are joined by Parks and Recreation funny lady Retta to dish about the celebrity who’s been “cast” as Donna’s cousin; pick apart the alternate-reality episode of Grey’s Anatomy AND preview (exclusively!) a particularly disturbing scene from the ABC drama’s upcoming Valentine’s Day episode; reveal the big comeback that promises to shake up The Good Wife; and try to think of words (any words!) that might describe our latest installment of Spoiler Alert Theater. READ MORE, WATCH VIDEO & GET SPOILED

Spoiler Alert! is traveling to Ancient Rome… by way of Seaside Heights, N.J.

The latest installment of TVLine’s new weekly web series doesn’t premiere until Wednesday, but even if you’re not a Jersey Shore fan, you’ll want to get an exclusive first look at one of the episode’s highlights — specifically, the newest edition of our marquee “Spoiler Alert Theater” segment.