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Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Orkut Song

This song is dedicated to all the despo "Orkuttans" who can never get enough of all the "Orkutties" around. One truly needs to understand the psyche of vela Orkuttans who spend all day on orkut, surfing across seas of ennui, in pursuit of "Making Frend-Ship", a ship of Titanic proportions, which would take them to newer destinations and grant them access to more "orkutty" profiles. Even if all the orkutty profiles sport a Katrina Kaif pic, the thrills that comes with "Making Frndship" with one is nothing short of making love to the bollywood diva herself. Here's what an orkuttan would sing after finding some success at making frndship.PS: sung in the tune of the titanic song...

Every time in my scrapbookI see you. I scrap you.That is how I know you go on.Far across my scrapbookAnd testimonials between usYou have come to show your, as “single”.Near, far, wherever you are,I believe that we'll make frndship go onOnce more you logged onAnd you're here in my scrap bookAnd my friends list will go on and onTestimonials can touch us one timeAnd last for a lifetimeAnd never let go till we're friendsLove was when I saw your userpicOne true time I hold toIn my life I’ll surely be your fanNear, far, wherever you areI believe that we'll make frendship go onOnce more you logged onAnd you're here in my scrap bookAnd my friends list will go on and on

You're here, there's so much I fear,And I know that you will know I checked you outWe'll stay forever this wayYou are safe in my friends listAnd my friends list will go on....

PS: This may not rhyme, but this is the true! :D *the orbit white smiley*

11 comments:

The Mariana Trench in the Pacific is no longer the deepest point on earth. It is now surpassed by the scrapbook of the Serial fraindship man in the Orkutic Ocean..although the correct adjective would be lowest point ......

I like, I like.Superbly funny! I shall forward this (with credits) to all my Orkutty friends!By the way, check out the latest MIT magazine if possible. It is fantastic. (Yes, I was a meMber and am getting paid for propaganda.)