Don’t be a killjoy and take the pleasure out of 5-minute roll in the hay by uttering the following not-so-sweet nothings.

Two minutes more! Okay, it was going to be nothing more than a quickie. But the duration, nature and other aspects of sex can’t really be planned, can they? Even if one person feels like prolonging the session, go with the flow of things and enjoy. Don’t be an alarm clock.

Uh, did you ummm yet? Asking this to a man is hitting below the belt. Literally so. While it’s a no-no during sex in general, it’s particularly worse during quickies because you’re just putting all the more pressure on him to perform.

Did you pull it out? Again, this is something best left unsaid. If you do utter these magic words, you’ll end up implying he isn’t big enough for you. And that the quickie left you high and dry. If you’re really dying to know, slip a couple of fingers down there, and check while you pretend to caress him.

It’s really different with you: Why would any man want a blow-by-blow account of quickies undertaken with your ex(es)? Delving into your sexual history while doing it is a pleasure-killer. And then you won’t have a choice but to ask him: “Uh, did you ummm yet?”

This is a real timesaver: While everybody’s definition of wham-bam-sex isn’t the same (check out what your quickie style says about you here), discussing the virtues of this genre of sex isn’t exactly the best idea while you’re at it. Save it for post-quickie time.

So, what’s for dinner? Quickies are still sex. Talking about what could be on the agenda later is akin to insulting intimacy.