The
Gospel According to Professor
Obi: "
There is a World of Total Difference between Science-Based
Medicine and Science-Biased
Medicine ; most especially when Clinical Medicine is actually an
Advanced Form of Art (in the very first place) , rather than a
(Predictable) Perfect Science."

Responding to a rapid avalanche
of intensive questions during a recent healthcare event , which was
privately held in his honour, the Irrepressible Doctor
Obi consistently continued to boldly lay down the Gauntlet,
saying:

"First and Foremost, this
is not simply just a case of Joseph
Obi versus the Infallible Scientific Skeptic Cabals of Evidence
Based Medicine. It is an Ethical Global Demand for Greater
Professional Respect in relation to Art Based Medicine; which Science
Based Medicine unfairly seems to be giving a Very (Very) Bad Name
indeed.

Secondly , as Dr
Joseph Chikelue Obi has previously stated on countless occasions,
there is No Such Thing as Science Based Medicine in any Basic
Statutory Definition of Orthodox Clinical Medicine ; anywhere in the
World. If there really was , then all Relevant Scientists
(irrespective of prior qualifications) would be legally required to
lawfully acquire a Statutory Medical License ; before gleefully
issuing their Obtuse Therapeutic Diktats and Fanciful Pharmaceutical
Prescriptions. That being said , anyone who cares should additionally
be duly aware that the National Medical Practitioners Regulatory
Boards (and Statutory Professional Licensing Councils) throughout the
Universe primarily tend to regulate the General Art of Orthodox
Clinical Medicine, not necessarily it's Flatulent Scientific
Minutiae.

Thirdly, Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Predominantly
an Art , Not a Science. It was not Joseph
Chikelue Obi who first coined the Ancient Latin Phrase of Ars
Medicina (Art of Healing);from which the term Medicine was originally
derived from. Medicine has never ever been a Pure Science. It is not
currently a Perfect Applied Science either. By default , an Imperfect
Applied Science is technically an Advanced Form of Art. Go
Figure!

Fourthly, over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is
Not Evidence Based (at all). Now this is Dr
Joseph Obi actually being quite generous here, since some Top
Professors are actually loudly claiming that over 85% of Orthodox
Clinical Medicine is Not (Robustly) Evidence Based in any (Golden)
Way, Manner, Shape, Calling or Form.

Fifthly, over 99% of
Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Science Based (either). Show me the
Evidence, if ever you think that I am wrong. But before you start to
voraciously attack Prof
Joseph Chikelue Obi , please calmly (and comprehensively)
attempt to legally reflect upon the phrase Ars Medicina (Art of
Healing) from which the term Medicine was originally derived from (ab
initio). The aforementioned definition categorically came from the
Glorious Medical Forefathers(very many ages ago), not me.

Sixthly,
if Science Based Medicine is currently being given such Undue
Worldwide Eminence ; then Doctor
Joseph Chikelue Obi firmly feels that it is only right (and
proper) that Art Based Medicine should equally be given Appropriate
International Prominence too. The fact that Science Based Medicine
does not clearly understand almost everything about Art Based
Medicine is not a good enough excuse for ruthlessly attempting to
perpetually brand it with a Monstrously Diminished Label.

Finally,
(but not exhaustively), Chikelue
Obi would hereby like to loudly sound an Appropriate Public Alarm
– that quite a lot of Independent Research Evidence currently
suggests that a Very Huge Chunk of Science Based Medicine is not only
Irredeemably Fallacious and Extremely Dangerous, but also a Major
Lethal Threat to Public (and Personal) Health.

Often
referred to as the founding father of Science Biased Medicine, Joseph
Obi is a renowned International Medical Doctor who additionally
doubles up as Celebrity Gossip Cartoonist with the Perez
Kardashian Blog. He has also worked with several edgy political
websites.

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Here is a (Tinsy Winsy) Little Bit of what has (so far) been happening to some of Dr Obi's Tormentors (All of whom have been Eagerly Using Google to Voraciously Defame Him during the Past 15 Years ; Juicy Contents of which are Still Publicly Visible on the Internet) . . .

(Tax Dodger-in-Exile) Anthony Joseph Francis O'Reilly has (Finally) been Kicked Out of the Hallowed Commercial Boardroom of the Irish Independent Newspaper Consortium ; together with all of his Teeny Weeny Sprogs. For the very first time in over 40 years , there is No O'Reilly Dynasty Member at the helm of Irish Newspaper Publishing.

Perhaps the Government of Ireland will now consider launching a Major Public Inquiry into why People like Mr O'Reilly have cheekily got away without paying Full Irish Taxes for so long ; since the Greedy Little Goblin had the Shameless (Gob-Smacking) Nerve to Claim that we Never Existed ; despite the fact that we were duly Paying Our Taxes and had also the Relevant (Irish Government) Registered Trademarks to fully back us up.

Little Wonder that the Republic of Ireland is still in such an Exceedingly Sorry (Self-Inflicted) Financial (Monetary) Mess.

Louise Redvers has still not got the Top (UK Chief Executive) Job which was promised to her when she infamously penned her (Now Discredited) Chronicle Hatchet Job. She is currently said to be Bitterly Simmering Away , (as a Frustrated Freelance Journalist) , somewhere within the Southern Part of Africa ; desperately hoping for a Miracle.

Most of the RacistPolice Officers , who were gleefully sniffing around , have now been Disciplined for Corruption and other Types of Misconduct ; while one of them is even said to be working as a Kitchen Porter (Dish-Washer) in a Dingy British Restaurant. Another One is said to have a Terrifying Substance Addiction.

Unlicensed Medical Doctor , (and Failed Pensionable Psychiatrist) , Stephen Barrett of Quackwatch , has (sadly) now lost almost everything that he owns ; and was duly denounced by Top American Jurists to be a Highly Unreliable Liar and an Utterly Irredeemable Fraudster (i.e A Quackbuster Turned Quack !).

Finally , the (Clinically Unqualified) Quackometer Blog Owner Andy Lewis , is (presently & rightfully) being shunned by Growing Numbers of Previous Major Donors and Supporters ; most of who (wisely) do not want anything whatsoever to do with his (Nefarious) Racist (& Xenophobic) Activities. He is now secretly rumoured to be seeking Emergency Network Funding from Ardent Pharmaceutical Devotees of SIMILAR ILK to the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

Thanks to current European Legislation concerning Defamation , Libel and Slander , Further Appropriate (and Perfectly Legal) Updates will be ethically arriving shortly ; since this is (most probably) going to be the Longest (Ever) Right of Reply in History . . .