Anne Robinson sues British Museum for revealing true age

TV presenter Anne Robinson has sued the British Museum for revealing her true age. Ms Robinson donated some her "leftover" parts following plastic surgery in 2008 and, after carbon dating, an estimated original date has been published on the British Museum website.

don't we get introduced to her properly on that increasingly far fetched dinosaur program on the BBC soon?

This week meet "orangefacedoldbagosaurus" Originally a native of the Welsh valleys its remains have also been found in parts of America though it is believed to have only survived there for a brief period of history. Renowned for its razor sharp tongue but surprising lack of mouth movement oragefacedoldbagosaurus is believed to have put down it's victims with its dreadful screech and acidic breath. Oragefacedoldbagosaurus was believed to have been wiped out by its 2 natural predators the "taffyraptor" and "Yackydaboyodon" the descendents of which still inhabit remote areas of Wales to this day.