Mass Defect 3: Your Hero, Ladies and Gentlemen

COMMANDER WENGLESTUMP SPARKLEPANTS SHEPARD (Or Wenglestum for short. Because character limits are no fun)

ANYHOW our new found commander is on board the Normandy SR-1, the highest techest piece of space shippery this side of the galaxy. And he hears two PEONS I mean crew members talking about the Spectre aboard their ship. More specifically he hears the navigator talking about how only a fool believes the official story.

HOW WILL WENGLESTUM RESPOND:

1. I agree - Agree with the navigator that something doesn't feel right2. You're overreacting - maintain that cool demeanor that you might be well known for if you are known for that.3. Cut the Chatter! - SHOW HIM WHO IS BOSS.

"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn""If you can't say something nice--you're probably at the icescapades."