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If the sight of Crif Dogs' bikini-clad lass riding a giant red wiener makes you feel a bit frisky, you're in luck: The hot-doggers are unrolling a line of suggestively sloganed condoms. Horny-hungry types who swing by the Williamsburg location on Valentine's Day will be able to score the prophylactics — adorned with the words Eat Me, and worse — for free. Presumably, giving these suckers away is just a test run: We bet if Crif teamed up with Babeland for delivery, they could make a bundle. [Local East Village/NYT]