RICHMOND, Va. — Dominion Energy has retained the services of rapper and amateur event planner Ja Rule to coordinate this year’s Dominion Riverrock Festival. Fresh off the success of 2017’s Fyre Festival, Ja Rule was brought in to add his own [read more ... ]

NORTH POLE — As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa Claus announced today at his headquarters that Dominion Energy would be providing coal ash for all the naughty kids of the world. RELATED (article continued below): Need to get something other [read more ... ]

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming the decision was made with the best intentions, Dominion Energy is standing by their controversial commitment to completely destroy the Appalachian Mountain range. According to Dominion spokesperson Richard Deanders, the [read more ... ]

RICHMOND, Va. — Altria released a statement today confirming reports that its cigarette monument has been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. “This is sad news for all of us in the Altria corporate family,” the statement read in part. “We [read more ... ]

RICHMOND, Va. — In a bold rebranding move, Dominion Energy announced they are changing their logo from the signature “hand with outstretched fingers” image to a large, striped “D.” Shelton Durrell, a spokesperson for Dominion Energy, [read more ... ]

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study released by Altria has found that sponsoring local events and buildings is cheaper and easier than simply not killing people with cigarettes. Altria, the parent company behind Marlboro Cigarettes and other [read more ... ]

RICHMOND, Va. — In response to ongoing criticism over potential coal ash contamination, Dominion Energy has decided to oust executive Thomas Farrell and appoint a new CEO who is more reflective of its current stance on environmental conservation. [read more ... ]