That there are so many nominees for "Best Simpsons Episode" in this thread demonstrates exactly the quality of the show. This show's writers and producers deserve big credit for continually putting out a product that is above average by default.

SlagginOff:I think we can all agree that any given episode from seasons 2-10 is better than 90% of anything that has ever been on or will ever be on television.

And this is why you'll never see me biatching about the current quality of the show like many have been in recent threads. Yes, it's been years since I've been a regular watcher. And when I do, the show ranges from "meh" to "pretty funny". But for seasons 2-8, as well as several episodes from seasons 9-12, they get a lifetime free pass from me. They can continue to make mediocre episodes for all long as the show continues to remain profitable. All power to them.

Also, Bart the General (I think it's Episode 2) is underrated. Watch that again - a total Bart episode, dealing with real-world issues for kids (I was 8 when the show started), and in a total Simpsons way.

Another vote for Monorail, Scorpio (used to work with a guy we called Hank Scorpio because the resemblance was uncanny), the first...9 Halloween episodes (from The Raven to 3D Homer), and every damned line from the vegetarian episode.