Dear Chloe

I’m really looking forward to April 2, when Wil Wheaton’s celebrity board game show, TableTop, starts. Looks like they’re playing lots of my favorites, and it’ll surely bring more people into the wonderful world of modern board games.

Panel 1:
Lisa and Chloe on the couch. Chloe is curled up.
Lisa: I need advice on friendship. How did you and Bink befriend the red cat upstairs?
Chloe: Fitzgerald We harassed him until he didn't like us as much.
Panel 2: Chloe is in the same spot, but laying upside down now.
Lisa: Harassment isn't really my style.
Chloe: Your problem is you don't call people and make plans. You want them to call you.
Panel 3: Chloe is now pressing her butt up in the air.
Lisa: The last time I called Jenny it ended badly.
Chloe: So? It won't always be like that. You have to take risks if you want to make friends.
Panel 4:
Chloe: (on top of Lisa's head now) Just don't trap them in a flying litter bog and let them get kidnapped by squirrels.
Lisa: Noted.