“Today’s the day of the Sodor parade! Thomas can’t wait to take the children for a ride! What adventures await him today? Rated M for language, mass kidnapping, violent homosexual train rape and the murder of innocent children. Must be read in Ringo Star’s voice.”

“Today’s the day of the Sodor parade! Thomas can’t wait to take the children for a ride! What adventures await him today? Rated M for language, mass kidnapping, violent homosexual train rape and the murder of innocent children. Must be read in Ringo Star’s voice.”

Digging out the stump can be fun.... Or whittling it down with an axe... Or seeing how badly you can mutilate it with 2" wide drill bit with an 18" extension.....

Or you could just turn it into a mock tea table & put plastic squirrels & gnomes & plastic flower pots with cheap polyester silk flowers in 'em............

That's at our neighbor's house across the street. He'll walk around it, looking at it from all angles. He'll consider doing this...he'll consider doing that. When the snow starts flying this winter, he'll still be thinking about it. We call him the putz.

The thing was so rotten though you could probably chop it up with an axe without too much effort. I'll have to suggest the thing about the squirrels and the tea table though

Ever since NBC tried to bring back Knight Rider in 2008, I've been wanting to see a mashup of Knight Rider with Smokey and The Bandit mythos..............

I like to see KITT in Death Race 2000! Not KARR because KARR would win, no question about that. I think KITT would get to the finish line before any other racers, but I don't think he'd have any points.