Saturday

More U.F.O conspiracy in Chile.

A Chilean government agency within the civil aeronautics directorate, the Comité de Estudios de Fenómenos Aéreos Anómalos (CEFAA), released a video taken by a Navy helicopter of a mysterious craft in 2014.

General Ricardo Bermúdez, Director of CEFAA during the investigation, told me that “We do not know what it was, but we do know what it was not.” And “what it is not” comprises a long list of conventional explanations. Here is what happened:

On November 11, 2014, a
Chilean Navy helicopter (Airbus Cougar AS-532) was on a routine daytime
patrol mission flying north along the coast, west of Santiago. On board
were the pilot, a Navy Captain with many years of flying experience, and
a Navy technician who was testing a WESCAM’s MX-15 HD Forward Looking Infra Red (FLIR) camera,
used most often for “medium-altitude covert intelligence, surveillance
and reconnaissance,” according to the product website. The aircraft was
flying at an altitude of approximately 4,500 feet on a clear afternoon
with unlimited horizontal visibility, and the air temperature at that
height was 50 degrees F (10 C). There was a cloud base above at 10,000
feet, and a layer of stratuscumulos clouds below. The helicopter was
flying at about 132 knots, or 152 mph.

Now there are a few possibilities. One, Chile is hurting for tourist money and so trying to create their own Roswell U.F.O destination area. Probably not, U.F.O tourist are cheap travelers. Two, the Illuminati is testing one of their population-control machines? Could be. And three, the aliens are finally in place to start harvesting their live-stock of human beings that they brought here thirteen million year ago. Hmmmm. As Sigmund would say, "Very Interesting."

Well, we will have to wait to see; however, I for one believe it is an alien U.F.O not coming for food, but to save the planet from either the rat population explosion of people who haven't learned to manage its resources, or because we elected an idiot who could destroy the planet with nuclear bombs over an upsetting tweet.

Of course, it could be the Alt-Right people testing their exterminating machines. We will definitely have to watch for signs.