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Enraged Hallucinating Muslims Torch Blasphemous Pampers®

Sure, we’re all used to delusional Catholics seeing Mary in super-holy places like the surface of burnt toast or the rusty stalactites of subway stations — but now Muslims in India are getting in on the cataracts-as-spiritual-vision game!

Yes, because the crackerjack creative team at Procter & Gamble HQ in ultra-diverse Cincinnati is oh-so-Urdu-fluent. So watch out, P&G – your multi-billion dollar global conglomerate doesn’t stand a chance against a clutch of nearsighted paupers playing with matches in the gutter!