Friday night, Julian was seen leaving... his flat, on his new Segway... His hair flowing behind him, He sped toward a woman, who seemed transfixed by his piercing blue eyes. Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow. He remembers having seen her before at a tarts and vicars party where they got drunk on Pimms. "Now what was her name?" he pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane - which attracted the attention of that said woman, who gazed in awe Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of.... my first girlfriend, who loved to eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought "Her breath smelt.. everytime she kissed or licked me! Yet, it was quite endearing... Julian smiledThen suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman andwhispered in her ear, which made

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being"
Oscar Wilde

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being"

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Guy soaked.
As Guy's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Guy as he...

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still