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Saturday, March 3, 2012

Squirrely Post

I've had a busy week at the office and home. My poly family is all gathered together for the weekend as we get ready to pursue a busy March month. I'm off with DP'sOSO to get things finished up for our trip to Romantic Times Convention next month and Shapeshifter Seductions basket. Be sure to stop by Club RT and enter the drawing to win.

I recently told my other spice about Gil and how we love to get him into things. Especially Pat's recent post about poker night. It reminded me of Ray Steven's parody called The Mississippi Squirrel. I've posted a link to the video on You Tube along with the lyrics for your enjoyment.

Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the MississippiTo visit my granny in her antebellum worldI'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a songAnd one day I happened to catch myself a squirrelWell, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the topAnd when Sunday came I snuck him into ChurchI was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy HughWhen that squirrel got loose and went totally berserkWell, what happened next is hard to tellSome thought it was heaven others thought it was hellBut the fact that something was among us was plain to seeAs the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coverallsHarv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow!

Chorus:The day the squirrel went berserkIn the First Self-Righteous ChurchIn the sleepy little town of PascagoulaIt was a fight for survival that broke out in revivalThey were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demonAnd Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-LoomsHe fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches legUnobserved to the other side of the roomAll the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-youWho'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic gleeBut you should've seen the look in her eyesWhen that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighsShe jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me"As the squirrel made laps inside her dressShe began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shameShe told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attentionWas when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names

Chorus:The day the squirrel went berserkIn the First Self-Righteous ChurchIn that sleepy little town of PascagoulaIt was a fight for survival that broke out in revivalThey were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved,Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteeredFor missions in the Congo on the spotEven without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededicationsAnd we all got baptized whether we needed it or notNow you've heard the bible story I guessHow he parted the waters for Moses to passOh the miracles God has wrought in this old worldBut the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' dayIs how he put that Church back on the narrow wayWith a half crazed Mississippi squirrel

Chorus:The day the squirrel went berserkIn the First Self-Righteous ChurchIn the sleepy little town of PascagoulaIt was a fight for survival that broke out in revivalThey was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

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