Do you ever find yourself behaving...inexplicably? For instance, do you like to offer complete strangers small comforts like comically small pillows, half cans of soda, or blankets so thin they’re transparent? Do you not only love using belt buckles but take pleasure in demonstrating their correct operation to crowds of captivated (and captive) onlookers?

Don’t worry -- these are all perfectly normal compulsions for a healthy person to have. They just mean you have an inner flight attendant who’s itching to get out! There’s a part of you that loves gallivanting across the powder blue skies, exploring the world from 39,000 feet at 575 miles per hour in a plane that weighs more than a house. It’s all very natural. But now that you’re content to be a flight attendant, how do you look like one?

With our help, of course! The Friendly Skies Flight Attendant Costume comes with a dress, hat, and scarf will have you ready to take flight -- or just go for a trip. People will like you so much that they’ll want to press the little “call attendant” button even when they haven’t got an actual emergency. And remember: if no one actually sees you hit someone with the drink cart, it’s like it never even happened!