Accelerates with a mind of its own...

Absolute Classic!! And what a description-grift. I had to straight copy it over for the fun read it is....

"I have a toyota mountain bike that is not released yet it was a concept design that didnt make it to production it has one broken pedal the pedal came off and cracked .it has disk brakes and new un aired tires.I live kilihi and you gotta come look we had built four toyota concept models only one was going to make it to production this one didnt pass qaulity inspection or make it to production its a one of a kind so price is firm one pedal broke during a test run down hill.other than that its never been run other than a few test runs.saling it for 200$ firm..."

i pray that guy is jus plain retarded not knowing what a disk brake is. If this isnt the case i would personally go buy the bike and bash his face into it. Cram his face on the rim and say " LOOK AT THIS< LOOK AT THIS" .... ok i am done thank you

Edit: Im jus sick of these people praying on the the uneducated concerning bikes. makes me sick.

Last edited by firstcut; 03-19-2010 at 10:33 PM.

[SIZE="5"]Where the Sidewalk Ends[/SIZE]
"Its not a hobby its a way of life."

older bike need some wd40 brake line is there just need to be attach tire mite need air they don't make them like that know more i could get more money on eBay for it try here first i think its a womens bike my landlord put it out said it has to go sooner the bather she wonted trow it out but i know its worth sale to some one how wonts it hotter weather is here go get it wont last some wont buy for wife ride to beach side streets blue hills any where u like cash only deal call any time ask for mike 1617-820-8776 or 1617-479-1069 some one should pic u if not leave a massage with u info & number thanks i got other bike to for sale yes it real pic of the one for sale i would like it gone today if possible need to go fast

* Location: Quincy point
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HELLO THERE BUYERS AND LOOKER AM SELLING MY OLD BIKE NEED SOME WORK BUT GOOD BIKE STILL. WHAT YOU NEED IS A 2 NEW ARMS 1 CHIN BACK THINGY AND GRIPS AND THE THING THAT HOLD THE CHIN YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICS.... IT COMES WITH 2 SEATS CUP HOLDER 3 TRIES 2 RIMS 2 TUBES AND A OTHER BIKE THAT I HAVE PARTS MAY FIT NOT SURE AND IF YOU WANT I THROW IN 1 GT 20" BIKE JUST NEED CHIN FOR IT... PLZ CALL ME AT 305 384 8397 A.S.A.P ANYTIME ASK FOR JORGE. THANKS FOR LOOKING...... P.S. WILL INAGOSTROBULL RELLY DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT BUT YOU KNOE WHAT I MEAN,,,

HELLO THERE BUYERS AND LOOKER AM SELLING MY OLD BIKE NEED SOME WORK BUT GOOD BIKE STILL. WHAT YOU NEED IS A 2 NEW ARMS 1 CHIN BACK THINGY AND GRIPS AND THE THING THAT HOLD THE CHIN YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICS.... IT COMES WITH 2 SEATS CUP HOLDER 3 TRIES 2 RIMS 2 TUBES AND A OTHER BIKE THAT I HAVE PARTS MAY FIT NOT SURE AND IF YOU WANT I THROW IN 1 GT 20" BIKE JUST NEED CHIN FOR IT... PLZ CALL ME AT 305 384 8397 A.S.A.P ANYTIME ASK FOR JORGE. THANKS FOR LOOKING...... P.S. WILL INAGOSTROBULL RELLY DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT BUT YOU KNOE WHAT I MEAN,,,

What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "**** YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".

The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy **** so I said no way.

The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.

The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some **** and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.

I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:

Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't **** around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey *******, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".