Sometimes rug cleaning can be such a pain. Its times like these when I wish there were a Super Rug Guy superhero. Super Rug Guy is the guy you call when your carpets are way beyond your expertise to clean. The vacuum cleaner has done all it can do, and no matter how many times you run your vacuum over the carpets they still look like crap. You’ve gone to the supermarket and bought their carpet cleaner only to find that it was a total waste of money.

When There Is No Super Rug Guy

Unfortunately, there is no Super Rug Guy, and we have to rely on a local rug cleaning company. But, having said that we don’t just want any old rug cleaning company. We want one that will do the job properly. Not only that, we want to make sure they’re not using any harmful chemicals that will put the environment at risk.

We want to make sure they’re using the latest technology, and ensure their rug cleaners that use minimal amount of water. This is important to me for two reasons. First because water is a resource that should not be wasted and secondly I don’t want to come home to a carpet that still saturated.

One thing I always do when I need professional help is to see what type of feedback they’ve been getting from their previous customers. With social media being the way it is today it wouldn’t be hard to find if the rug guys you’re looking at have any negative feedback.

It’s also a good idea if you could get them to come over to give you a quote. This way they get to look at the problem first hand and you get to pick their brains about how they’re going to tackle the problem.

You know, maybe we don’t need a Super Rug Guy after all.😉

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Todays Friday Funnies is all about funny images, but before I show you those funny images, I’d like to tell you about my latest YouTube video. The idea behind that video is a poem I did ages ago called My Passionate Encounter. Funny enough I called my video My Passionate Encounter.🤣

Funny Images Old Tech

Back to this weeks post about funny images. What makes these images funny is that one can see how future generations will look upon some of the stuff that so many of us used to take for granted. Take the printed book for example.

Yep, these poor kids are going to come across a book and not know what to do with it.

For the purpose of this post when referring to home restoration I’m not talking about home renovation, that’s something entirely different. Nope, home restoration I’m covering today is all to do with restoring your prized possession to its original condition after it being subject to any type of water damage.

What Water Damage Requires Home Restoration

Water damage may come in many forms, and some water damage won’t require the level of home restoration I’m talking about in this post. So, what type of water damage needs major home restoration?

Storm / Wind Damage:

Depending on where you live this type of damage can be more likely to occur than others. Imagine the state of your home after a freak wind blows some or all of your roof off. Especially if its raining cats and dogs.

Fire Damage:

Unlike storm damage, any home can be subjected to the destructive nature of fire. It’s not just the damage caused by the flames that’s an issue. It’s also the harm caused by the firemen as they put out the fire.

Sewer Damage:

Sometimes, your home may escape the ravages of a flood only to be subjected to sewer damage as the sewage backflows into your house. This can also occur as a result of damaged or blocked plumbing.

I’m sure you get the picture by now. So, what do you do in a situation like this? While you may be able to repair any small water damage, large works require help from the experts. In my opinion, it’s always best to get help from your local expert as they are more familiar with the area.

I’ve just watched a brilliant video that involved a stripper. Not just any stripper mind you but one that’s also a magician and uses a striptease show as part of her act. To compliment that video I thought it would be a great idea to include one or two stripper jokes.

This is the first time I alluded to a stripper as one of my jokes. There was also the one that was part of my Sexy Sals Bar Jokes.

Best Stripper Jokes

Speaking of stripper jokes this next one is a real hoot.

Dick works extremely hard spending most of his evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His lovely wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard and decides to take him to a local strip club for his birthday.

The doorman at the club greets them saying, “Hey, Dick, buddy! How ya doing mate?” His wife puzzled, asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Nope,” says Dick. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they’re seated, a waitress asks Dick if he’d like his usual Budweiser. His wife looks at him quizzically says, “OK, how did she know you drink Budweiser?”

“Oh, she’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey and we share lanes with them.”

A stripper then sexily comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick rubbing herself all over him and huskily says, “Hi Dick. Do you want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Dick’s wife who is mad as hell now, grabs her bag and storms out of the club. Dick scurries after her and manages to get in just before she slams the door of the cab. Dick now tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else. Nope, his wife is having none of it. She’s screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word under the sun.

The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Dick, you picked up a real bitch this time.”

And now for that funny stripper magician video, I mentioned at the beginning of this post. Beware, the following video includes full nudity so if that offends you don’t watch.

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