Yeah I'm probably going to hell for both the jokes and the lack of quality in this post. Well remember midget jokes are always funny and if you hate them its your fault for clicking on this post.

haters gonna hate)
Why do midgets laugh whaen they run?
Because the grass tickles their nuts!
I rear ended a midget with my car today. He got out and said "lam not
happy"; then I said, well than which dwarf are you?
Billy committed suicide gazumping!"
Really?"
Yeah, it took me a while to find him, but it turns out that he was on the
curb".
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he' s being watched by a midget.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn' t get uncomfortable
until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to
admire his privates at close range.
Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if
you would mind them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man' s balls, and says loudly, "Okay,
hand oversoul wallet or I' ll lump!"
I “all " mt to htere
with midgets!
Chinese Proverb: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
When is the only polite time to slap a midget? When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."
I saw someone a midget the other day....
how could anyone stoop so low?
Remember keep them short!
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