Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

So saith Reuters, who is certainly not a source that's traditionally been biased towards dictatorial regimes. I'll defer to the photographic evidence for proof, which I must say is totally beyond reproach.

See? El Comandante is doing just fine. He's certainly not in the Afterlife.

Update: I had a sneaking suspicion that these guys would get a kick outta this absolutely authentic photograph! ;)