Blazing Fast Butcher Is Lucky to Still Have All His Fingers

Yes, watching a butcher cut meat sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry, but you'll think twice about that after watching this.

This butcher looks like he's on fast forward the way he slices and dices up chickens with an electric blade that he gets dangerously close to touching.

The video is basically two-and-a-half minutes of him using the blade and somehow not hurting himself. You'll find yourself riveted and more on edge than if you were watching a Hollywood summer blockbuster.

And who knew butchers wore Aeropostale on the job? That piece of knowledge makes this an educational video.

Another reason it's an educational video? Did you see how slowly the other guy at the end of the clip is moving? Come on, man! You gotta use the technique your co-worker has mastered.