Sunday, October 21, 2007

Fur Brings Intelligence

I'm the Queen of the household - meet me. Trixie and Pyewacket may SAY that they are top cat, but really, don't make me laugh.

I am a Wise Woman cat.

I was here first.

I'm 8.

I know everything and I have ways of getting information that I'm not sharing with them. I'm a member of the F.B.I. I have full use of The Bureau, no one else is allowed to sit on it. I hear they are interested in hackers. I'm one of the best. And I only ever hack on the carpet, never on the tiled floor.

I'm branching out on my own. I'm going to investigate things, such as, do pigeon feathers come off if you lick them?

FBI in Canberra? Sounds ominous. Those guys in the ASIO should watch out with a smart one like you around. SS used to live in Canberra but she only visits now because she still has family there. I have never been because I hate travelling in the cat's carrier.MoMo

I think we should collaborate.I am plotting to obtain MY OWN BLOG too.Perhaps I will go undercover for the CIA.Cat...something that starts with "I"..., something that starts with "A".I'll firm up my cover, and my agency affiliation, and get back to you -- STAT.Oh, sorry. That's doctor speak.I need to go watch more TV to learn my lines.