1) A woman who hit the trifecta by being an asshole,
ugly and overweight.

2) A woman who is both an asshole and
who is so fucking hideously ugly that
looking at her makes your eyes hurt.

Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell are unattractive
fat women who are also known to be real assholes.
They're the inspiration to FUBs everywhere that they
too can be fat, ugly, act like bitches, treat guys
like crap and yet still get rich and famous...
Thanks for nothing you FUBs!

I wanted to poke my eyes out with a
sharp and hot object after seeing that
FUB staring out at me from my office
directory.