Ah, Thanksgiving: the one holiday with the sole purpose of gathering family together and forcing them to sit through an entire meal. The question is, where, exactly, you will be seated. Next to your cousin with an insatiable appetite? Directly across from your creepy uncle so that eye contact is unavoidable? Downwind of your lactose-intolerant Grandmother who just can't help herself from a large helping of macaroni and cheese? College Humor has come up with a flowchart to determine your placement, and in turn, fate this coming Thursday.