Tila Tequila Has a Boo Boo

Here’s Tila Tequila on Robertson Blvd. yesterday where she must’ve lit the Whore Signal hours in advance because literally every single photo agency I looked at had these shots of her “injuries” from The Gathering of the Juggalos. So knowing this was entirely staged, I couldn’t help but wonder if a Band-Aid that big was necessary until I realized it’s probably the children’s brand and there couldn’t have been much of a choice. It was either that or try talking through an adult size wrapped around her head twice which, for the record, I’d pay cash money to make happen. You know, because I care about wound sterilization so much. Eat a dick, infection! (Cash money.)