Top Ten Alternate Names for Nine Inch Nails

AngryByrd
Nine Inch Nails have a pretty cool name if you ask me, but what if they had a different name? Here are some names that Nine Inch Nails could have possibly chosen. (Note: this list is a joke. Please do not take offense.)

The Top Ten

1Trent ReznorMichael Trent Reznor, known professionally as Trent Reznor, is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and film score composer. He is known for his intense music videos.

He pretty much is the band, so it makes sense. - AngryByrd

One of the most talented musicians of all time.

Yeah. He IS the band. - FandomTrashSnivy

Why isn't 10 inch nails on here? - gemcloben

2Skinny Puppy Ripoff

3Ministry Ripoff

4Five Foot Fingers

5Depeche Mode Ripoff

6That one band with all the electronics and stuff

The perfect band name!

7That one band that Stabbing Westward Ripped Off

Did Stabbing Westward really ripoff NIN?

8That one band with the weird monkey crucifix video

9Six Foot Screws

I'm so gonna name my band this. Either that or Blackwater Park. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm gonna start a death metal band called Rectal Brutality! Who wants to join? - AngryByrd