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Some people really love to go big or go home. It'll be exciting to see how Lady Gaga's rumored "floating" Greek mansion will turn out. In the meantime, we can satisfy our taste for crazy celebrity purchases by checking out supermodel Naomi Campbell's new futuristic house that looks like a yacht you would see on the planet Vulcan. Cozy.

Naomi Campbell (Image credit: AFP via @daylife)

According to Gizmodo, the place is 28,524 square feet ("time share king" David Siegel's 90,000 square foot Versailles mansion has her beat) and it has two 65-foot towers, some Jetsons-esque fireplaces, and lots of smooth, white surfaces. The house was commissioned by a Russian billionaire (supposedly Campbell's boyfriend) named Vladislav Doronin and designed by architect Zaha Hadid, a woman who obviously likes science fiction movies and who probably owns Blade Runner on DVD. The house is... interesting. She's going big and going home, at the same time.

If you could spare no expense, would you hang your hat in a gigantic house like this? Everyone has their own style and it's easy to make fun of celebrities for the outrageous things they wear and purchase (hello Paris Hilton's $350,000 dog house). People might make fun of Campbell's new casa, but at least it's interesting, right?