We fully admit that we’re prudish about belly skin on the red carpet. It’s not that we think ladyflesh is sinful; it’s just that, in a formal or semi-formal atmosphere, it’s a bit distracting, even when it’s done tastefully and demurely. This is neither. We like the design here, for the most part. We just don’t think the top is meant to fit that way or to show that much of her abs. And speaking of which, when you are clearly flexing and sucking in, it doesn’t look sexy or carefree, it looks a bit desperate. What we’re trying to say is, that’s just too much ab for this event. It’s also too much makeup for that face. Go home, have a bath, and start over again, hon. Let us never mention this moment of attention-seeking again.