The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

the worst operating system in the world. almost everyone either hates it or doesn't care as long as their computer works. most people use it only because they don't want to take the time to learn Linux or some other form of Unix or BSD. it's horribly programmed, way overpriced, and it freezes all the time. anyone who doesn't have it on their computer is smart

1. Windows crashes every time i move the mouse.
2. Windows users are jealous of Linux users because Windows PCs can't go more than 4 hours without crashing, and Linux can run for days, months, possibly much longer.

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

An operating system designed to make envious Mac users to boot up their useless systems and post pointless Anti-Windows sentiment on Urban Dictionary, only to find out they can't run anything except Garage Band.

I'm bored with Garage Band lets go on Urban Dictionary and Bash Windows.