Mosquito King: “Chikungunya is revenge for years of abuse”

Speaking publicly for the first time since the recent outbreak of Chikungunya in Grenada, the leader of the mosquitoes, the Mosquito King has labeled the spread of the virus “an act of revenge”.

“Make no mistake. This is a premeditated attack on the general populace. Consider it an act of revenge for all the years you have abused us. For too long we have lived under you humans. You all think you’re so high and mighty, walking around on two feet. Can you even fly though? Exactly, you can’t.

“All we want is some blood to feed ourselves. Is that too much to ask?

“We are tired of your Bop and your Baygon and your silly little nets. And whoever invented those coils, well you better watch out, buddy.”