O.J. Simpson obsessed with Kim Kardashian?

O.J. Simpson is obsessed with Kim Kardashian, according to Radar Online.

I don't know if this is creepy or funny.

Let's say both.

A prison insider reportedly told the website that the former NFL star -- who is serving a 33-year sentence at Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada, for a 2008 robbery and kidnapping conviction -- plastered pictures of Kardashian all over his cell.

"He has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shoot and he isn't shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates," the insider supposedly said.

O.J. Simpson appears in court for a preliminary hearing on charges which include kidnapping, assault and burglary at the Clark County Regional Justice Center November 8, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Normally, a story like this would be difficult to believe -- especially since Simpson knew Kardashian when she was a child. Kardashian's father, Robert, was one of Simpson's lawyers during his trial for allegedly killing ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1994.

Then again, this is O.J. Simpson we're talking about. "Creepy" doesn't even begin to describe him.

Radar says Simpson, 67, somehow thinks he can hook up with Kardashian, 33, when he gets out of the slammer, which won't happen until 2017 at the earliest.

Perfectly sensible. What rich and famous, 30-something mother married to a gaziilonaire celebrity wouldn't jump at the chance to hook up with a 70-year-old ex-con accused of killing his ex-wife and another guy and rumored to be her sister's biological father? Seems like a no-brainer.

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Radar reports that Simpson told a friend, "She likes black ball players, I am a Hall of Famer -- and I still have my Heisman award," -- apparently a dig at Kardashian's former boyfriend Reggie Bush, who gave back his college football Heisman Trophy after it came out he broke some NCAA rules while at USC (the same school for which Simpson starred).

Simpson also is supposedly not deterred by Kardashain being married to Kanye West, reportedly saying, "As long as I am in prison, I can't be with her, so Kanye can have her for now. But when I get out, she's mine."

Of course, she is.

Of course, this story is true ... I'm just waiting for the part about aliens and Bigfoot.

Radar points out Simpson and his ex-wife were friends with Kardashians' parents, Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian, even vacationing with them several times in the late 80s early 90s.

"O.J. said he always thought she was a cute girl when she was younger," the source said, "but it has only been since he's been in prison his infatuation with her has grown to a full-blown obsession. He reads every magazine he can about her, and when she is on TV, he demands silence from his fellow inmates so he can watch without interruption. He's even tried to get in contact with her, but so far she hasn't responded to him."

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