Monday, February 18, 2008

This episode was almost crushed by the Skype gods. Blame Comcast, we did.

Johnny Bravo makes a TV appearance. Nope, he has no standards.

Holly orders Steve Jobs around. It worked the first time. More Snack Porn. Fillet O' Fish. If it frolics in the sea, it's for me. Nessa disagrees. Lent is only good for Fish.

Nessa has flashbacks of an evil nun who didn't want her to wear pants. Corporal punishment. Dinosaur bones and Jesus Camp. Where the hell did Mary and Joseph come from. And we have a title for the show. All the cool kids go to hell.

Valentines day? This means TV and binge eating in our world. Walt calls Holly out. It's the dog's fault! Holly and Nessa have cold black hearts. No gifts for you! Valentines is not Christmas! Easter is only good for the candy! It pays to have a man in retail. Our spouses need 2nd jobs! They're selfish.

Frankenklinger! Jamie Farr but not as pretty. Lets hear it for lactating! So inappropriate! Holly's a boy? What? Frankenklinger is Jeff Conoway's mom. Walt throws up in his mouth.

We smell like denial. Hey, leave us a review on iTunes.

No more TV for Nessa! Noooo! Walt and Holly discuss Survivor. Get some Crest White Strips Johnny! Danny Bonaduce is totally crazy and we love it! Celebrity boxing. Reality TV is like pot.

Paris Hilton smells like...How many inches was that? We lost count.

Emails and Voicemails! Check out the salt shakers and Terminally Single.

We have bitches! Ricky and Carla! Who is Walt's bitch? Oh yea...Nicole. We love you Ricky and Carla!

5 comments:

Being your bitch made my day :)I think we bitches need badges, WMBYS IS THE MEANEST!You guys are super-sucky (je, I learned a new word - thanks Rose) and I love listening to you :)And please, please never start preparing, this would ruin everything. We love you the way you are :)