The Proposal

The Proposal

Spoiler alert! That's what we'd call the moment your future brother-in-law Facebooks a pic of your fiancé in the process of proposing. Live-posting someone else's engagement is a bold move reserved for the truly splashy, allowing the world to see the exact moment the q was popped, and how everyone else was reacting when he got down on one knee (namely Dad turning white and Grandma catching zzz's at the table). Still, usually yields around 100 "likes!"

The Tacky Ring Shot

The Tacky Ring Shot

Floating hands—no arms, no faces—sporting cushion cut diamonds. Zoomed so close, you can almost compute the carat weight! (The Lo-Fi filter makes it shine all the brighter...) It's so common at this point we might wonder if he even got you a ring if you didn't Instagram it. But admittedly, we're not above clicking on our elementary school dance class partner who we haven't spoken to in 10 years' ring pic for a closer look at what's up.