I'm just a fellow out standing in his field...
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Thursday, May 7, 2015

Mowin in the rain

And so it begins...

Never ending summer...

Yeah, I'm happy again!

And now I have too move everything three miles down the road, and talk the dairy guy into taking four acres of grass silage, so my neighbor can gross $3000 an acre and net $50 but get the satisfaction of hearing his Universal Seed salesman tell him what a "can do" sort of guy he is.

I'm pretty sure those five wild radish plants you can see from the road will contaminate the whole valley, especially since the next radish field mile and a half away.

But in the end he will sort of be screwed any, in a nice passive-aggressive "Christian" sort of way.

1 comment:

How many windrows must a man drive downBefore you call him a Bud?How many seeds must the white tractor drillBefore she sticks in the mud?Yes, how many times must the wild radish flyBefore they create bad blood?The answer my friend is mowin' in the rainThe answer is mowin' in the rain.