It’ll set you back $49.99, but there’s good news. If your taste buds and stomach somehow summon the strength to eat the entire monstrosity in 40 minutes or less, it’s free, which is good because you’ll probably need that money to help pay your deductible once you go to the hospital when your arteries explode.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we're off to try and figure out just why this country has an obesity problem. In the meantime, here's another look at the Big Fat Fatty to help you gauge whether your eyes really are bigger than your stomach.