South African Runner Crowned Hermaphrodite 800m World Champion

South Africa's 800m world champion Caster Semenya has undergone gender tests that have concluded the 18-year-old is a Hermaphrodite, and has all the best qualities of both sexes, it has been revealed.

The tests were undertaken just hours before she/he won her/his title in Berlin recently.

The BBC's sports correspondent Drongo Farquhar said:

"It's likely she has an inter gender condition, and may also have a knob and a pair of prickly knackers down there somewhere."

Semenya (Semen - ya?) had a rapid rise to prominence in 2009, conquering all before her/him.

If found guilty, Semenya may be eligible to run in both the Men's and Women's events at the 2012 London Olympic Games, as well as the Greek Hermaphrodite Games in Lesbos every Friday and Saturday night.

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