[ bounce from Jose ]
You do realize that this was totally made up, right?
The story is from the Onion.
José
----- Original Message -----
From: "Charles Brown" <CharlesB at CNCL.ci.detroit.mi.us>
To: <marxism at lists.panix.com>
Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2000 3:09 PM
Subject: We must be doing something wrong
Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.
WASHINGTON, DC-- According to a report released Tuesday by the
Pentagon, Communists rank last on a list of 238 threats to national
security. "Communists may now safely be ignored," Secretary of
Defense William Cohen said. "The Red Menace has been surpassed by
militia groups, religious extremists, ecoterrorists, cybercriminals,
Hollywood producers, and angry drivers." Other groups deemed more
threatening than Communists include rap-metal bands (#96), escaped
zoo animals (#202), and Belgians (#237).