5. Or extremely punny names.

6. Or extremely obvious names.

7. It’s so easy to kick a kickball that every kick feels like a grand slam homerun slam dunk triple-double. You’re hitting the world’s largest target with a collection of muscles you use everyday. THINK ABOUT IT.

9. Post-game Happy Hour? EXPECTED.

10. Don’t like standing? No problem. You can just chill out at third base. #norules

11. There is no pre-determined time limit for kickball. You can play forever. You could literally play for hours and hours because there is no official amount of innings. How many innings are in a kickball game? AS MANY AS YOU WANT GOOD ANSWER

12. You can wear whatever you want, like this guy, wearing a jacket and tie for some reason. Dress to Kick-press.

13. Don’t you wanna look this cool? YOU CAN! THESE ARE JUST AVERAGE PEOPLE! NOT MILLIONAIRE ATHLETES!

14. This is unconfirmed but Kickball MIGHT be the only thing you can do as an adult where rocking a bandana is socially acceptable and maybe even encouraged besides like riding motorcycles or something.