Frank Zappa Beer Bottles

The two best descriptions of Frank Zappa’s music I have ever heard are this Onion headline (from my 21st birthday, it turns out): Frank Zappa Fan Thinks You Just Haven’t Heard The Right Album, and a quote I read on a forum while researching this comic from one “felix” (the following is all [sic]), “I love zappa and have 50 or so cd of him, but when i put his music when i have guests, They all leave very early.”