Sometime after he wrote White House Kids, Out-of-This-World Astronomy, and Bizarre History, John Rhatigan went to the weirdo well once again for this snicker-worthy collection of felonious idiocy. Here you'll find a burglar who left his gold teeth at the scene of the crime—and sent his mom to pick them up; a fellow who drove blind—literally—so his friend wouldn't be arrested for driving drunk; and a teacher who posted a video on YouTube and ended up in jail, even though the "crime" depicted was a camera trick. And don't get us started on celebrity stupidity, naked criminals, and the guy who steals door handles.