Aug 26, 2008

The world is full of lovely knobs and knockers. Here is a broad selection of the big, the bold, the brassy and the beautiful. A word of warning though, they are accompanied by some of the most excruciating knock knock jokes of all time.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Kean u

Kean u Who?Kean u let me in? It's getting cold out here!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Scott

Scott Who?Scott nothing to do with you.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Buddha

Buddha Who?Buddha this slice of bread for me, will you?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Tad

Tad Who?Tad Ol' devil called love again

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Ivan

Ivan Who?Ivan my money back, give me my money back!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Juicy

Juicy Who?Juicy what I just saw, juicy it?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Zizi

Zizi Who?Zizi when you know how!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Julie

Julie Who?Julie your door unlocked all the time?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Ida

Ida Who?Ida your face, you're way too ugly!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Candy

Candy Who?Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Sadie

Sadie Who?Sadie Pledge of Allegiance and be a good American!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Maida

Maida Who?Maida Force be with you!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Eamon

Eamon Who?Eamon in a good mood today, come right in!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Doris

Doris Who?Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Norma Lee

Norma Lee Who?Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors but do you want to buy a vacuum cleaner?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Tank

Tank Who?You're welcome!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Wendy

Wendy Who?Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin'

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Dexter

Dexter Who?Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Aardvark

Aardvark who?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Hawaii

Hawaii who?I'm fine thanks, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Pecan

Pecan who?Pecan someone your own size

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Annie

Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Donna

Donna who?Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Amos

Amos who?A mosquito bit me on my ankle!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?Police

Police who?Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

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1 comments:

Anonymous
said...

Can I please have that 3 minutes of my life back?

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