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As Beyoncé would tell you, cloaks and stairs are never destined to end well. And Madonna found that out the hard and painful way tonight.

Unfortunately, a dancer dragged her backwards when he attempted to remove her cloak (which she now claims was tied too tightly) during her Brit Awards performance of new single ‘Living For Love.’ I have to admit that at almost 60, her recovery game was amazing. I don't think I could have done it. I think I might have just lay there and cried like a bitch, but then again that explains why she's uber famous and I'm not, lol.