Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.

The police found over 1000 photos of feet but are unable to prosecute as the photos have had the toenails all cut away leaving them untraceable. The man (whose name cannot be published due to his accent) said he had also gone into the tooth pick industry and found that toenails made for the perfect tool. According to the man: "Big toenails can reach the parts other toothpicks can't!"

He also made ear rings out of toenails but refused to be pressed on the issue.

His wife refused to comment saying he was nothing more than a toenail freak but she was glad she married him due to the size of his manicure set.

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