Kale Candy Canes Are Coming To Ruin The Holidays

Sep 10, 2019

Archie McPhee has been messing with candy canes for years, they’re the ones to blame for those pickle-flavored candy canes and the mac & cheese ones. But now the retailer known for their gag gifts and novelties is back to try to ruin the holidays once again with another round of odd flavored candy canes.

This year, they’re selling ham-flavored “Hamdy Canes” and pizza-flavored candy canes and a kale-flavored candy cane, too. They even joke that it “gives you the flavor of kale with none of the dietary benefits.” Well, at least they’re honest.