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This is a message for my new internet hero, Timmy Dumont. In a time in our society when cyber-bullying and real life bullying are at an all time high, he’s posting videos of himself singing Ke$ha covers into a banana on the internet. If anyth…

Ok, there’s a million jokes I could make about the fact that figure skater Johnny Weir has officially come out of the closet. But all those jokes would be as obvious as the fact that Johnny Weir is gay. It’s honestly, never been a big c…

So you’ve decided you want to make a fashion statement, but you’re not creative enough to be actually creative and your understanding of what “fashion” means is dubious at best, clouded behind a haze of OTC cough medicine an…

On March 28, 1986, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta was born. In the year 2010, Stefani was better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, meaning in the time it took you to mature, graduate college, get stuck in a terrible internship that will probab…

These guys took a preemptive strike on the "don’t ask don’t tell" policy change.
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Upon seeing our Gundam Boner photo of the day this morning, one of our readers, Pratik, directed us to this old GoBots gangbang scene, and I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before because it’s amazing. Also, it kind of m…