Sunday, November 29, 2009

The Satellites (formerly Golden) have announced their 2009 nominations for what it's worth. And you might be screaming "not very much".

It's hard to know what to make of this Golden Globe splinter group. There is never much of a narrative thread in their nominations. You can't sense from year to year a type of film they like or whatnot. Which makes them feel a bit suspect. They also do very strange things which you're about to see if you read their nominations. They never get much attention and yet they keep plugging away. This year they were especially kind to 2012 (who knew?), Nine and The Stoning of Soraya M. But they were downright rude to the sci-fi drama Moon which received zero nominations despite their lack of aversion to sci-fi films. I mention this because the moon is a natural satellite and the Satellites are artificial. Maybe they're jealous. What they're orbiting we know not.

Their Top Ten List...Bright Star | An Education | (500) Days of Summer(not nominated in their best picture categories)| The Hurt Locker | Inglourious Basterds (not nominated in their best picture categories) | Nine | Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire | A Serious Man | The Stoning of Soraya M. | Up in the Air

I like looking at top ten lists -- even artificial ones -- because I like seeing the curveballs. The Stoning of Soraya M is definitely it. Note to self: watch the screener. But a top ten list is not enough... there's also several best picture categories. Everyone is a winner!

Best Motion Picture (Drama)Bright Star| An Education| The Hurt Locker| The Messenger| Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire | The Stoning of Soraya M.

Best Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical)The Informant!| It’s Complicated| Julie & Julia| Nine| A Serious Man| Up in the Air

This particular lineup is actually feasible as a Golden Globe prospect as well. But the Globes are hard to predit. We'll see.

Best Motion Picture (Animated or Mixed Media)Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs | Fantastic Mr. Fox | Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince | The Princess and the Frog | Up | Where the Wild Things Are

Best Documentary FeatureThe Beaches of Agnes | The Cove | Every Little Step | It Might Get Loud | The September Issue | Valentino: The Last Emperor

The best director citation for first timer Neill Blomkamp (District 9) is straight up bizarre even if you think he's deserving. His film didn't make their top ten list or any of their best picture lists, not even Mixed Media! What's up with that?

I can't really see this lineup repeating at the Globes. We're probably in for a Streep two-fer. And the Globes have always been fond of Michelle Pfeiffer so it'll be interesting to see if they go for Chéri. But they probably won't given the lack of campaigning.

Best Actor (Comedy Or Musical)George Clooney, Up in the Air | Bradley Cooper, The Hangover | Matt Damon, The Informant! | Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine | Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man

As we know the studio requested Up in the Air to compete in "Drama" at the Globes. But the Globes aren't required to do as the studio says. Though they usually do. Also it's worth noting here that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was left out despite driving (500) Days so effortlessly to its most whimsical and its most painful moments. That's a shame. It's also tremendously weird that it's considered one of the ten best movies of the year but not one of the six best comedies, even though half of the competition there did not make the top ten list.

er.... Emily Blunt as a double nominee? Weirdness. I guess they really want her to show up at the ceremony.

Best Supporting ActorWoody Harrelson, The Messenger | James McAvoy, The Last Station | Alfred Molina, An Education | Timothy Spall, The Damned United | Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

I'm curious if anyone or anything from The Messenger is able to get any Oscar traction. In some ways Woody Harrelson might be an ideal candidate for AMPAS notice given the year he's having with a big hit Zombieland and given the nature of this here role. But the film is teeny-tiny and that's what the Indie Spirits were created to honor.

Yet more kudos for District 9 which has excellent everything... but is not excellent itself! Please note that Satellite distinction. I hadn't really thought about Julie & Julia as an Oscar threat in this category. But maybe the industry would like to honor sometime hit maker Nora Ephron?

I am perplexed all over the place. 2012? It's nice to see foreign films like Red Cliff honored but on the other hand, it just opened. And all awards groups tend to have that "we just saw it!" problem. Which is one of the many reasons that studios make your life miserable with the waiting. Would that all awards voters would take their jobs seriously and keep lists of great stuff all year that they could consider once it's time to vote.

Inglourious... I'd be very happy to see Richardson honored at the Oscars but I have so many doubts. They passed over his beyond excellent work on Kill Bill. It could happen again. I think Beebe is winning the eventual Oscar.

They really liked this It Might Get Loud doc. Unfortunately they also really liked 2012 all over the place. Like Red Cliff that just opened which might explain the fervor.

Best Original ScoreGabriel Yared, AmeliaMarvin Hamlisch, The Informant!Elliot Goldenthal, Public EnemiesMichael Giacchino, UpRolfe Kent, Up in the AirCarter Burwell and Karen O, Where the Wild Things Are

Yared's Amelia score annoyed the crap out of me. I hope this isn't a sign of things to come but then it is a very LOUD and IMPORTANT SOUNDING and EMOTIONAL CUE type score so maybe the Oscar's music branch will go for it. They Like It Loud.

Best Original Song“The Weary Kind” from Crazy Heart (T Bone Burnett and Ryan Bingham)“We are the Children of the World” from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (Terry Gilliam)“Cinema Italiano” from Nine (Maury Yeston)“I See in Color” from Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (Mary J. Blige)“Almost There” from The Princess and the Frog (Randy Newman)“Down in New Orleans” from The Princess and the Frog (Randy Newman)

I suppose I should just say it. I H-A-T-E "Cinema Italiano"... it's a blight on the otherwise fine Yeston Nine score. The other new number "Take It All" is much stronger as songs go.

Basically they just decided on about 7-8 films to nominate for everything. In this way they're exactly like the Oscars... only in this way though.

And that's that!

Michael York in 2009 --->

But wait there's more. For no explicable reaon they mix up their nominations with awards without competitors. They're giving Best Ensemble to Nine, Outstanding New Talent to "Precious" herself Gabourey Sidibe (who I suspect will be splitting the "breakthrough" prizes at the other precursors with Carey Mulligan)and special achievement awards to Roger Corman, Roger Deakins (also a nominee, strange) and 70s star Michael York(Cabaret, Logan's Run)and his cheekbones. Those babies do deserve an "Artistic Contribution" prize.

"“We are the Children of the World” from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (Terry Gilliam)"

I... do not remember that song at all. How strange.

I don't particularly have anything to say about these nominations. They don't mean a thing. Remember last year when they nominated Mark Ruffalo for some movie called... er, I forget its name. You catch the drift though.

How is it that the Best Comedy actress category only has 5 while others have 6? They could have nominated Ellen Page for Whip It or Michelle for Cheri. I thought that this was going to be the one award that would really honor both Cheri and Whip it. Plus,how can they forget Ben Foster??! I'm actually really disappointed. Hopefully, these films will have better luck with the Spirit Awards, whose nods come out tomorrow.

gduncan -- the 6 vs 5 thing is strange. I actually really despise that about most precursor groups. I respect Oscar for having intricate enough rules that it's always the same number of nominees. It ruins the symmetry and the ideas of "best" if it continually and randomly fluctuates.

Glenn --- this is a big year for that shakeup yes. Long time in coming. As we will both be old white men one day i mean no disrespect ;) but more diverse points of view would be welcome at the movies

James McAvoy's nomination excites me the most out of this lot. Will it transpire into actual awards love?... (Yes, I haven't seen The Last Station yet dammit, but two snubs in a row and that face are enough to have me rooting for him sight unseen.)

I cannot believe Bright Star didn't get nominated for costume. Young Victoria's costumes were such a handsome snoozefest. The costumes in Bright Star were innovative, vibrant, and stood out without overshadowing the actors.

@kurtis o -- i just meant that she isn't one of the 5 names that keep coming up. which is sad.

@walter -- i do. only i always forget about it for months and then have to rework it so it gets really spotty. it doesn't work as well as i'd like. and at the end of the year i have to comb over things very carefully and there's usually one category i totally biff by forgetting about something.