ESMTP wedding vows

Inspired by a friend's Facebook request for SMTP wedding vows, I came up with this:

EHLO mail.happycouple.org
250-OK
250-We are gathered here today to join together bride and groom in matrimony.
250-If it is your intention to take each other as husband and wife,
250 please continue with two ESMTP transactions.
MAIL FROM: <groom@happycouple.org>
250-OK
250 Do you, groom, now take this bride, to be your lawful wedded wife?
RCPT TO: <celebrant@smtp-marriage.org>
250-OK
250-And do you solemnly promise, which will be recorded forever in the log file,
250-that you will love and honor her, and that forsaking all others for her alone,
250 you will be faithful to her, until the death of the Internet?
DATA
354 End data with <CR><LF>.<CR><LF>
I do.
.
250-OK
250 Transaction 1 complete.
MAIL FROM: <bride@happycouple.org>
250-OK
250 Do you, bride, now take this groom, to be your lawful wedded husband?
RCPT TO: <celebrant@smtp-marriage.org>
250-OK
250-And do you solemnly promise, which will be recorded forever in the log file,
250-that you will love and honor him, and that forsaking all others for him alone,
250 you will be faithful to him, until the death of the Internet?
DATA
354 End data with <CR><LF>.<CR><LF>
I do.
.
250-OK
250-Transaction 2 complete.
250 May I present groomandbride@happycouple.org.
QUIT
221-Bye
221 You may now ping the bride.