Simon Cowell’s putative baby mama, Lauren Silverman, is either the luckiest mare in the stable, or has jaws of steel. Cowell’s ex bestie, Andrew Silverman, claims to be shocked and appalled by his estranged wife’s upcoming baby with the music mogul. Imagine your partner sneaking around on you with a mutual friend. The news would leave you embarrassed. A multimillion dollar lifestyle would not make you immune to the heartbreak and humiliation. The media may be shocked by Simon’s vagina stabbing ways, but according to the expectant mother, her husband was totally aware of her sexual exploits with his former pal, Simon Cowell.

Sources close to Lauren tell TMZ: Lauren is saying she would speak to Simon several times a day on the telephone and Andrew knew they were talking. Lauren says she visited Simon in England several times and Andrew had no problem with the trips — and it was obvious what was going on.

Sounds like a case of top dollar swinging gone terribly wrong. Lauren Silverman admits to knowing that her husband was a cheat. Why didn’t she divorce him back then? The free spirited socialite refused to come up with the short end of the stick like Jennifer Aniston did in the Brad Pitt era. Starting a family with your spouse’s good friend is as scandalous as it gets. To make matters worst, Andrew Silverman, is now embarking on a bitter custody dispute over the couple’s 7 year old son. Andrew, real estate tycoon, accuses his kegel exercising wife of “cruel and inhuman treatment.“

If I were Simon, I’d demand a DNA test AND an STD test! We learned today, courtesy of the New York Daily News that lovely Lauren had an affair at 16 with her married high school teacher and got the jerk fired. Simon has really gotten involved with some low characters this time. Stay tuned. This is only the beginning of this movie.