Come on, now. We both know that I would be an exemplary cellmate. In fact, last time I was in prison I got a new cellmate. He looked nervous, wouldn't look me in the eye, obviously fearful I was going to rape him. Considering I was standing there with a massive boner, his fears weren't unfounded. I employed a style of voice like a child's, to ease some of his fears. I said, "do you want to play mummys and daddys?"

He looked visibly relieved, I could see he thought I had the brain capacity of a child and thus decided to play along.

"Oh yes, we can play mummys and daddys!"

I replied, "well, who do you want to be, mummy or daddy?"

He acknowledged my boner briefly and I could see a light go on in his head.

"I'll be the daddy!" he said obviously pleased with his choice.

I decided to use my normal deep, gruff voice for what I said next.

"Great, come here and suck mummy's cock."

That **** is going on my facebook wall (tempted to take credit but won't)

You see you steriotype too easy.
You are talking about the famous post army trip that lasts an average of 6 months. And usually it splits between india (goa) and south america. The more smoky kind will go to india and maybe nepal. The more track hiking seeking will go to south america (also great parties in Brazil.) People with more money will travel all over new zealand and austrelia. Also backpack threw europe. Thailand is also extremely popular but for shorter durations and for a second trip later in life.
personally, im all about the culture/people and architecture with a healthy appreciation of nature, so my ideal trip will be a coast to coast in the usa....
But visiting Denmark and holland (family) is also cool :)

You see you steriotype too easy.
You are talking about the famous post army trip that lasts an average of 6 months. And usually it splits between india (goa) and south america. The more smoky kind will go to india and maybe nepal. The more track hiking seeking will go to south america (also great parties in Brazil.) People with more money will travel all over new zealand and austrelia. Also backpack threw europe. Thailand is also extremely popular but for shorter durations and for a second trip later in life.
personally, im all about the culture/people and architecture with a healthy appreciation of nature, so my ideal trip will be a coast to coast in the usa....
But visiting Denmark and holland (family) is also cool :)

One time I met this guy over there who studied to become a rabbi, really funny guy, besides lots of really funny stories and viewpoints he turned out to have family or family in law in my hometown and even knew people there I knew..small world eh.