Caribbean Chicks Throw DOWN In Jamaica And Shirts Go Flying

Who has time to worry about shirts when there's hands to throw?

We live in a busy world and some people just don’t have time. The hustle and bustle and constant connectivity means that we’re gradually losing those little bits of free time we used to have, and it manifests in weird ways.

In your case, it might mean that you opt to buy some fast food rather than cook the stuff you have at home. Maybe you grab an Uber to somewhere that you could have walked to. In this Caribbean lady’s case, it meant she went straight to the source of her problem and dragged it by the hair.

Rather than waiting around to confront her man about possible infidelities, rather than subtweeting and being petty, rather than wait around for her man to slip up so that she could catch him in the lie, this lady took action. She doesn’t have time to dither away wondering if her beau is a snake, so she just dropped by his place and waited.

I wonder if she multi-tasked while staking out the place. Was she taking phone calls and handling business while she waited for someone to stomp out of the front door? Did she have to put someone on hold to go stomp a hole in her flame’s side-piece? Maybe not but she was definitely ready to lay down a type-A ass-beating. Those are the thrown hands of an innovator.

Source: Bitch Your Famous

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The Fight

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When she did finally see a side chick leaving her former man’s house, she jumped into action like a patois-infused spirit of vengeance. Such was her fury that she couldn’t even stop her shirt from falling off multiple times during the fight. (That clothes coming off is what started this whole mess was not discussed. Again, who has time?)

The fight quickly devolves into a brawl, with multiple women’s shirts being torn down and removed, but all the ladies are too focused on doling out various whuppings to care much. You have to wonder how the man at the center of all this felt. After all, he’s proven himself to be doggish. A bunch of nearly naked women fighting probably does something for him. But considering they’re all his…let’s say associates, it has to trouble him some.

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Then again, unlike his lying-in-wait girlfriend, he doesn’t seem like the type to think too far in advance of right now. His inability to think of consequences and repercussions is what led to this brawl in the first place. So maybe he’s just enjoying it while it happens and it won’t hit him until later that he’s royally screwed.

Check out the clip right here. Fair warning if you haven’t been paying attention, this video is NSFW. Women’s tops are ripped off fairly regularly throughout the runtime so check your surroundings before taking this one in.

What do you think? Is this man worth being exposed in front of God and everybody? Does main chick have a future as a private investigator? How about as a superhero, meting out justice for burned ladies everywhere? Do you think the dude realizes how much hell he’s about to catch? Does he know how much fade he’s about to catch? (She doesn’t seem the type to let a thing like gender stop her from beating someone down. She’s the hero we deserve.)