Normally baby news gets me excited. I just can’t get enough of babies, especially their teeny-tiny shoes. But for some reason psyching myself up about Jessica Alba giving birth is harder than sitting through one of her movies.

So yeah, Alba gave birth on Saturday to a baby girl she named Honor Marie. If you say it fast, or drunkenly, it sounds like honorary. “This is our honorary baby,” Jessica will tell friends.

I would like to start the week off on a good note, but since I can’t muster up enthusiasm for Jessica, I have to look elsewhere … like her “Fantastic Four” co-star Chris Evans. Ah, so much better!