Eight years deep into a rip-roaring love affair with the FedEx guy from my job, I can tell you that I highly encourage you to show your appreciation to all couriers (UPS needs love, too) as long as you 1)Don't make them go off schedule and 2)Keep your mitts off my man!

Lilly Librarian's eyes smoulder and she crooks her finger at Mr. Fed Ex. She pulls her hairpins from her bun, and shakes loose the silky auburn mass across her shoulders. Lilly shrugs off her brown cardigan, revealing a red satin blouse. In a husky voice, Lilly asks Mr. Fed Ex if he would just step back to the stacks for a moment she would give him his Valentine's Day gift....

Librarians are pathetic . One of our Reference Lib's is the joke of the library b/c she is besotted with the head tech guy. She calls him constantly and practically orgazes when he appears. Really sad.