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This openly gay female talk show host caused a scene at a hotel two weeks ago when she refused to pay money to an escort who had shown up at the hotel room of our talk show host who did not find the woman she had hired attractive enough. The escort demanded to be paid and started yelling and the talk show host started yelling and wouldn't back down and called security.

Thanks to the Count, I know that is bad form, but Thanks to manners, that's just gauche!At least invite her in and mix her a drink while you phone the service and request that they provide someone that more closely fit her desires… Reallj, There's no need to be rude!That said ,not Sarah Gilbert. Her fiance is a Lil hogtie and I can't see her drinking dregs.I vote Rosie. She Never had manners…;-)

Count, if you notice, most public figures speak out of one side of mouth. Carol burnett comes to mind. I think after years of speaking, a tendency to speak from one side of mouth gradually, organically occurs. Mahr and maddow can make one stabby for other reasons of course. There are some public figures i completely cannot stand for no reason at all.

Wise lessons learned from the distinguished Professor Count. BTW, he has a fan on other blind sites named Countess Lurkula. They should all meet up at the porn expo with @headrot. (Hey girl, hope all is well!)

@LadyH: I don't think Maher comes up much, but he is pretty infamous for banging anything that moves. I'd love to hear your friends story though. He has a large cock, huh? I think I've heard that rumor.

Is that Countess Lurkula a pervert? If so I may have to file a Gimmick Infringement complaint.

I don't think this blind is Rosie O'Donnell. She is pretty famous for leaving clubs with a gaggle of hotties and heading to a hotel for late night lez orgies. Unless she is back on the bottle and trying to be discreet, but drunken arguments with whores don't really give a discreet vibe.

@MISCH, I would disagree with the "too smart" theory. A while back, Maddow spent several minutes ripping conservatives over an online article from one of those parody news sites (iirc, it was something to the effect of "Only Sarah Palin can stop climate change!"). When she was made aware that it wasn't an actual editorial, she attempted an apology-less apology, "I was wrong because of your stupidity", sort of thing.

OK so Count will love this because it involves the most bizarre starfuck I've heard from my circle of friends. The Bret M one was funny, but this is just WHACK!

This was sometime around 2006-2007 I think. One of my BFFs who now works for GMA was going to GWU in DC. She had this quiet roommate from the Midwest who was really strange, secretive and conservative. Never went out. One night, she was getting all dolled up. To go see Bill Maher's show. Alone. For years, she had been devising the most fucked up, incomprehensible shit I've ever heard of. Here it goes:

She goes to the show, and like any little college coed type clearly out for a starfuck, she got back stage quite quickly. She convinced Maher to take her back to his hotel. Upon arrival, Maher made a couple quick bathroom trips- what he was partaking in, while in there, is anyone's best guess. Anyways, he returned to what was an extraordinarily awkward lay because the girl did not really know what was going on. Maher started to catch on that something was clearly off and asked if she was alright.

Then he jumped off the bed shrieking when he noticed that she was bleeding. Homegirl at this point was kind of embarrassed and decided to come clean. She admitted that she was a virgin and always had a plan to lose her virginity to Bill Maher. She explained that she had come up with this whole plan to do it. She waited for him until her early 20s.

From there, it is my understanding that Maher at first freaked out, asking what the fuck her dad did to her to make her get back at him by fucking Bill fucking Maher and yada yada. And he was right, girl came from a really conservative gun-toting, bible-thumping family, and her dad personally hated Maher. He retreated back to the bathroom, came back out a few minutes later and politely asked her to leave. Let's just say my BFF was really amped when their lease was up.

Of all the men to fantasize about, Bill Maher?! WTF! Still don't get it!

If anyone on here knows Bill Maher, please ask him about the crazy fan in DC who concocted that crazy ass plan to lose her virginity to him. So fucking strange. I'd love to hear his take on that night after the shock wore off lol

To all who think Rachel Maddow is a news anchor not a talk show host- she is a talk show host, Bill O'reilly is a talk show host, Chris Mathews is a talk show host – they are all talk show hosts- not news anchors. Their shows are not news shows- they are opinion talk shows with guests. Just because your guests don't sit in a lounge chair next to your desk like letterman or fallon, or sit in a fake living room doesn't mean it is not a talk show. They don't read the news for an hour like a news broadcast. They host talk shows.

@Lady H: That is a crazy story. He shouldn't have asked her to leave though. Stalker virgins can be fun. Since they aim to please, and have no idea what is socially acceptable during intercourse, you could pretty much do anything with em. It all depends if you value furthering the relationship or not, because once they tell their friends the story of losing their cherry, it could be all over.

@Aeol: I'm sure they do. Much can be said for sexual gratification absent of interpersonal baggage.

I agree w/ TexasRose on the News/Talk Show thing. They are news based talk shows, instead of entertainment or sports based. News is a person reading details of events from a teleprompter, not opining on events.

Niiice tale Lady H. He wld not be my first choice, those are Stewart and Colbert. I'd re save for either. Come find me guys! I'll do a Brandi Granville – Who I'd say is…B+ Reality, a C celebrity – confusing self!Tell it Texas Rose. Fox is not news, it's a string of opinions.I like the Jane Valez Mitchel guess. She's top shelf *only* with her ladies.

Colbert, totally, then I'd share The Report on here lol. Just gotta remember to keep a my T's silent.

Yeah I really don't get why the crazy roommate didn't aim higher. Some like low hanging fruit I guess. In a way, I almost feel bad for Maher because that's just so damn creepy. I actually didn't even know who he was until my friend called the morning after this happened, and was like, "Yo, you will never believe what that lunatic did last night!"

Talk Too Much since clearly you're not the most worldly woman and you like to jump all over others when they write something you deem offensive or rude, here's a heads up we don't use "welsher" anymore, unless you want to be the ass in the room, probably talking too much and being annoying, implying all the Welsh are swindlers and cheap. You also shouldn't say gypped or irish twins. You're welcome hon.

@TTM & @7: I actually had no idea this was a slur against Welsh. I just asked my Welsh boyfriend, who lived just outside of Cardiff for over 20 years if he had heard the slur. He laughed and said he'd never heard of it. Usually the rest of the UK uses slurs related to low mental acuity, coal mining, sheep etc. which are just as fucked.

But thanks for pointing that out Raspy. Raspy is technically right 7, it can be used as a slur although it is not a common one.

Lady H, I would be more inclined to follow Raspy's advice had he/she nor previously suggested that I am allowing my child/ren to die of malnutrition whilst I post endless selfies and not get enough exercise to reduce my significant over-poundage. So I will go with Seven on this occasion, thanks.

@Lady H, the slur is usually "welch" instead of "welsh" but the origin is dubious. Some say it came from the British Racing Times (1862) saying someone from Wales didn't fulfill a debt and was thus called a "Welsher", but other sources disagree. In the States, depending on the region, "welching on a debt" is more common that "welshing on a debt".

@TTM, sorry. Didn't realize there was bad blood there and that someone said that to you. I had no idea this was more of a personal attack than someone just pointing out that it can be used as a slur. I think it's clear to everyone you weren't using the term in a derogatory way against the Welsh.

FWIW, most of the people I've known who used the term "Irish twins" were Irish themselves. I thought it was gently self-deprecating more so than offensive. I'm only 1/8 Irish or so, though, so what do I know?

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