May the Best Pet Win - Alternate Ending

Help! Heeelllppp! I'm trapped under a boulder! Pets! Come back! Your master needs you! Whelp. I'm screwed. Lol nope; here comes Rocky! Awwww Yeeeaaahhhh. Uh, dashie? I think birds of that size can eat things as large as ponies. It ate that wurm Princess Cadence and I fought off a while ago. Like, the whole thing. The Everfree Forest shall be cleansed under Rocky's new rule. I don't know if Princess Celestia would approve. Hunting in the Everfree is strictly forbidden! ROCKY is an internationally registered PRIVATE company. We don't NEED congress! Under whose authority?! ON MAI AUTHORITEE! You totally set her up for that line, didn't you? It sounded pretty cool and edgy to me. ROCKY IS FIRE. ROCKY IS DEATH. What? Rocky can breathe fire now? I fed it a bottle of chili sauce and it hasn't stopped since. Rainbow Dash? You're not supposed to do that. Oh? Then why did it rip off Pinkie's rooftop looking for more? ...

groan...somehow this made me think of a gag in the Xanth novel, "dragon on a pedestal": a Roc was blocking the path of the heroine, so she distracted it by using her plant-magic to grow a rock garden...which played rock music...groan.

Actually, here is a scene I would like to see in May the Best Pet Win after Fluttershy suggests the turtle (or tortoise) be in the competition.

Really, you're using the turtle clicheActually, it's a tortoise.Whatever, I know where this story is going. You know what to do Pinkie Pie.Okie dokie loki!(Pinkie Pie grabs the right side of the frame revealing blackness behind it)I'm not going to be a part of this episode anymore.(Pinkie and Twilight jump into the blackness)

By the way, that's a joke I got from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode "He's not Dead, he's just my Mascot".