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Old gardeners
never die -- they
just
spade away.Everyone is
entitled to my
opinion.Jesus is coming.
Look busy!In just two days
tomorrow will be yesterday.I feel like I'm
diagonally
parked in a
parallel universe.

Seen
it all, done it all,
can't remember most of it.When the chips
are down, the buffalo is empty.Change is
inevitable.
Except from a vending machine.

Cattlemen know
for whom the bull
toils.Honk if you love
peace and quiet.Clones are
people two.I'm not a
complete idiot, some parts are missing.Science flies
you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.A day without
sun shine is
like...
night.