Lab finally develops Cristiano Zidane

Mike Catfroth

Its been a long time coming, but the same Lisbon clone lab which developed star forward Cristiano Ronaldo to replace his Brazilian namesake as the best forward ever, has finally perfected the creative midfielder.

Cristiano Zidane will be tested by Real Madrid during the 2019/20 season playing deep behind the forward line but miraculously always seeming to have hours and acres of space on the ball.

“The receeding hairline and head butting techniques were what held us back till now. Along with swearing in press conferences.”

Cristiano Maldini and Cristiano Schmeichel are set to debut later that same season.

Further down the list for development are Cristiano Crouch, Cristiano Heskey and Cristiano Steven Staunton