We’re curious, which bird would you rather guide you through the year?

We personified our vision of 2018 under the slogan ‘get hungry’, but we disagreed on the nature of that hunger. Since the Lunar New year has just turned over, we’ve been thinking about it again. Aemyn decided it was a seagull, a year for us to take initiative and seek those chips.
Zeb decided it was instead an obscure bird called the kakapo. It’s kind of like a dodo in that you can just walk over and pick them up as a way of hunting them. This is to argue that 2018 is a year to eat in a casual and relaxed fashion. Of course this is illegal since theyre endangered- think of it more like, take a chill lesson from this nice bird, Ya'know what I mean?

Bernie is a wise and elderly Kakapo from New Zealand, who is 99 years old. He wishes to celebrate his 100th birthday at the alleged Animal Kingdom. He is a flightless species of parrot who is nocturnal and uses whiskers to seek out food. He is also the heaviest parrot on the planet, weighing a total of 4 kilograms.