Did you not have friends at school?
It made you so uncool
It brings you sadness now
Hang your head way down
Stranger you’re an ugly man; but I’m still your fan, still your fan
Yes I’m a lot like you
I’m anti social too
Yes I’m a lot like you

I don’t want to be rude, but I could live with you
So there’d be someone home
Whenever you’re alone
We could get a cab
Or a dog so that there would be someone else
If we were by ourselves
Stranger you’re an ugly man; but I’m still your fan, still your fan
Yes I’m a lot like you
I’m anti social too
Yes I’m a lot like you
I’m just like you
I’m just like you
Oh my god, you’re just like me, you’re not someone I’d like to be
Oh my god I’m just like you, oh my god I’ve been so rude