The adult onesie

Taking all of the sex out of the phrase “let me slip into something more comfortable” and putting all of the sloth it deserves back in, the Funzee is the last word in adult onesies. Ambitiously reshaping the reputation of the sleeper, this American-made loungewear outclasses the Slanket like a tuxedo outclasses a pair of sweatpants.

They’re still working on a design with a poop hole, but with front pockets for your stuff and a breast pocket for your iPhone, that’s just about the only reason you’re going to want to take it off.