Take out the trash, Chaz!

Take out the trash, Chaz!

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It's legal! Chaz Bono has been granted his request for a legal change of both name and gender, fulfilling his dream of becoming a middle-aged white guy. He now gets to live out the dream of watching his gut get bigger as he sits in his tighty-whiteys on the couch and scratching himself, changing it up every week by getting up to take the trash out. Welcome to the gang, Chaz!

It's legal! Chaz Bono has been granted his request for a legal change of both name and gender, fulfilling his dream of becoming a middle-aged white guy. He now gets to live out the dream of watching his gut get bigger as he sits in his tighty-whiteys on the couch and scratching himself, changing it up every week by getting up to take the trash out. Welcome to the gang, Chaz! (David McNew / Getty Images)

It's legal! Chaz Bono has been granted his request for a legal change of both name and gender, fulfilling his dream of becoming a middle-aged white guy. He now gets to live out the dream of watching his gut get bigger as he sits in his tighty-whiteys on the couch and scratching himself, changing it up every week by getting up to take the trash out. Welcome to the gang, Chaz!