Wish there were more items with badly drawn Calvins peeing on things they don’t like

Actively fantasize about Herman Munster

Participated in a protest against the author of Bloom County, for reasons they can’t remember

Think it would be cool to be Swamp Thing for like, a day

Have at least thought about punching a duck

Once shoveled pudding in their mouths with a fork and felt really weird about it

Can’t decide if David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest is an
ambitious but flawed attempt at constructing a sweeping nigh-Proustian
epic or a titanic achievement of modern literature that shall be
studied for centuries to come