On the seven seas there was aphantom ship acoming, Shinin' in the dead of night, I heard the crew a hummin' Tunes that sounded like the Rolling Stones and Leonard Cohen. But they didn't know the words, So I assumed that they was foreign.

But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.

I looked up in the sky there was a phantom plane a comin', Shinin' in the dead of night, I heard the pilot saying, Poems that were written by John Keats and Robert Browning. But he didn't know the words so, I suppose that it was nothing.

But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.

Doctor please believe me, I know you won't decieve me, But do these things I'm seein', have any hidden meaning. It's all good entertainment and it doesn't cost a penny. So please doc, let me teach 'em, if I could only reach 'em.

But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.