Behold, The New York Islanders’ T-Shirt Gatling Gun (Video)

That, my friends, is brilliance. Absolutely, positively, potential catalyst to personal injury lawsuits-due-to-fans-getting-dropped-by-balled-up-articles-of-clothing-being-fired-out-of-a-gatling-gun-which-can-fire-twelve-t-shirts-in-five-seconds brilliance. Never before has an improvised version of military firepower been paired together with in-game hijinks so flawlessly and executed so wonderfully.