Because you can't coat a bowl of blueberries in sugar, load them inside a pie crust and expect it to NOT be the best thing ever.

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Rhubarb

Yeah, you're reading it right...fucking rhubarb! You've probably never even tried it, you're just judging it because it looks like celery and you aren't open to trying new things. Your loss, more rhubarb pie for me.

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Bean

You might not be familiar with bean pies, you should change that immediately. A sweet custard pie made from mashed beans and a mix of spices (vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg). Usually associated with the Nation of Islam and their fundraising efforts. I will gladly be called a white devil in exchange for a slice.