its just plain nasty to leave it on the floor in front of the bowl and splattered on the back of the door! i almost stepped in it! ha! the cleaners will go mental when they find it in about an hours time

It's the afternoon, you're bored, little work to do, you get 'the tingle'... May as well nip off for 10 minutes and bang one out. I do not see the issue.

Definitely a weekly occurance for me.

And I have never left any of my residue behind afterwards either. Likewise for any bodily function - I don't leave half a turd on the cubicle wall when I'm done, no different for 'chords of reproductive muc-aaaas'