The 17 Best Late-Night College Eateries For Food You (Maybe) Won't Regret the Next Morning

The old saying "nothing good happens after 2 a.m." can certainly apply as much to late-night drunken munchies as it can to late-night drunken hookups. A college kid's drunk food usually takes the shape of mediocre pizza, soggy cheese fries, or sad mounds of nachos, but we suck it up and eat it anyway because it's all that's available after the bars close. But, if you search REALLY hard, you may find that off-campus diamond-in-the-rough restaurant that is open late AND has food that's not just edible, but damn delicious (or is that just the booze talking?).

We've combed through review after review to make your late-night search for something to eat just a little bit easier. So if you're in one of these college towns for a late night, skip the generic fast-food and weird-looking chicken nuggets and head to one of these spots instead. You'll thank us tomorrow morning.

1. RU Hungry? Grease Truck / New Brunswick, NJ

Grease Trucks are a beloved institution on Rutgers’ campus, but the most famous of the bunch is the RU Hungry truck. Its claim to fame is the “fat sandwich,” loaded with every drunk food you can possibly think of. RU Hungry even has its own food challenge that the host of Man vs. Food couldn’t conquer. Bonus: They deliver! But don’t expect the whole truck to roll up to your door…

Fan Favorite: The Fat Darrell — chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, French fries, and marinara sauce, all on a single roll.

Open until 2 a.m.

2. Guthrie's Chicken / Tallahassee, FL

Affectionately known as a “Gut Box”, this combo from Guthrie’s is “legit the best thing ever” according to one of our writers, and FSU/Florida A&M students in general.

3. El Rancho / Columbia, MO

The best cure for any alcohol binge is good Mexican food. El Rancho is a hot-spot for University of Missouri students who apparently need words bigger than “love” to describe their feelings towards their nachos.

Fan Favorite: Steak nachos or chicken chimichanga

Open until 3 a.m. Thursday - Saturday, 2 a.m. Monday - Wednesday.

4. Pat's King of Steaks / Philadelphia, PA

This Philly staple and tourist attraction is located within biking distance of the University of Pennsylvania. The debate over which cheesesteak is better, Pat’s or Geno’s, will continue, but myself and the people of Yelp agree that Pat’s is, indeed, the king.

Fan Favorite: Wiz Wit (Pat’s has its own language that is IMPOSSIBLE for rookies to understand. Thank god they give you a cheat sheet.)

6. Fleetwood Diner / Ann Arbor, MI

This diner claims to be “the hippest little diner in the hippest Midwest town.” With menu items like “The Meaty Hippie Breakfast” and “The Gyro Hippie Breakfast,” University of Michigan students agree.

7. The Diner / Washington, DC

This diner is also hip and is known to have a mean breakfast that is available ALL DAY. This is what drunken dreams are made of for students of George Washington University, Georgetown, and Howard University.

8. Diddy Riese / Los Angeles, CA

For UCLA students who crave a sweeter late-night snack, Diddy Riese is the place to go. With customizable cookie and ice cream sandwiches at only $1.75 and cookies for just $0. 35, the line is always out the door.

9. South Street Diner / Boston, MA

Boston isn’t known for its late-night options, but this diner is open ‘round the clock. South Street Diner has become a sanctuary for college students from Suffolk, Emerson, and Tufts after a night out in Boston.

11. Mikey's Late Night Slice / Columbus, OH

This Ohio State favorite is known for its giant pizza slices and slut sauce (a secret recipe they sell by the bottle). With toppings such as “spicy-ass pepperoni”, Mikey’s has the sense of humor necessary to entertain even the rowdiest of after-hours crowds.

13. Collegetown Bagels / Ithaca, NY

Collegetown Bagels offers an extensive menu ranging in options from breakfast to dessert, and it even serves beer and wine to the Cornell and Ithaca College students that frequent the spot. Seriously, this sounds too good to be true.

14. Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers / Baton Rouge, LA

Raising Cane’s was born in Baton Rouge, so it’s no surprise that LSU students are obsessed. It’s primarily a chicken finger restaurant, so if that’s what you’re craving after your Friday frat party, this is the place for you. When I visited LSU I wasn’t even given the option to eat here because my friend told me I HAD to have this chicken, and it didn’t disappoint.

Located amongst the bars of High Street, this sandwich shop has been serving Miami of Ohio students since 1975. They serve up over 90 different varieties of steamed bagel sandwiches and subs (one of which used to come with a single cigarette), and you can nominate your own creative combo, too.

17. Filiberto's / Tempe, AZ

What is better at 4 a.m. than a giant pile of Mexican food? The answer is nothing, and ASU students agree. This place is ultra cheap and day and night.

Fan Favorite: Chile relleno burrito, which one Yelp commenter describes as "a breaded and fried chile stuffed with cheese and drowned in guacamole and pico de gallo, wrapped in a warm, soft tortilla that tastes fresh off the stone." Yes, please.