Wednesday, July 30, 2014

This Just In...

Wow.Um, hi.So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.Got that? Good.Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be."Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.Clear? Good. Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.Oh this is FUN.How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"Subtract it from your total.How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.And what you get, is the next number.

*She laughed at Loki, her grin wide and genuine. She looked back at Zanida and nodded*I'd really appreciate that, Zanida. I've just got to punish your brother first. I'll get someone to show me where your room is, or you can wait a few minutes.*She leaned her head into the water and pressed one cheek against Loki's*

*She fell into the water again, flailed for half a second, before sitting up and frowning at Loki*Okay... I think he's had enough...*She got out of the water, grimacing as her hair stck to her face and her dress became tighter. She poked her tongue out at Loki and then took Zanida's hand*Puny God, isn't he?

Zanida: He is. *takes Rose up to her room, which is shared with Thor* *the room has a balcony with flowers growing up it, the centre is a stone tub to wash, and in one room set off is the sleeping area, Zanida leads them to the otherside, where some of her dresses for parties are* Pick any of them. We seem to be about the same height. Maybe Frigga will do your hair, she usually helps me out since my hair hates to work.

*She admired the room with wide eyes. Asgard was always surprising her. She followed Zanida to the dresses and her eyes widened. They were beautiful*Woah... Being queen must be pretty amazing...*She looked through the dresses and settled on a gold one*May I borrow this one? It's stunning! And having Frigga do my hair...? This day is getting better by the second!*She wrapped one arm around Zanida tightly, careful of the dress in her other hand*

*She was adjusting her dress a final time when Frigga and Zanida returned. She felt awkward in her dress. She wasn't used to wearing other people's clothing, let alone clothing from another world*I'm actually a bit worried about this... What if something bad happens? What if I screw up?*Her face fell into her hand*Oh God...

*She tried not to shift when Frigga's hands started to comb through her hair. Her eyebrows knit together and she tried not to squirm*I-I'm sorry... It's the first time I've had someone do my hair... My... My mother was murdered when I was a young child... It's just odd...

Well, at least it's better than a leather jacket and skinny jeans... Do Asgardians have skinny jeans? Oh, I'll have to get you a pair, Zanida!

Just got up the script for ET, it reads as follows:"E.T. and Elliott hug each other as the are visually surrounded by blue and white lights. Then Elliott and Mary exchange glances as Mike and Gertie stand by and watch. E.T. lifts his finger to Elliott's forehead. It lightsup, then he says: "I'll be right here."So he'll be in Elliott's head/forehead. Anyhow, I'm pretty certain that it is a four letter word for the ET clue now

Right, If ET was in Elliot's Head/Home we get an answer of 115.18. If he were in his Heart, we get an answer of 73.29. Seeing as others are getting this answer, I'm pretty sure that 73.29 is the answer. And after all that maths, I'm going to have a lie down =)

(My name is Dragona. Keating is just currently the character I use for RP. And, unlike Sophia Keating I am actually male. As I said, I exist to confuse.

In any case, I was thinking "Back to the future" then I remembered that line in the film about going back to 1985. So it's possible that Marty went back to 1985 as well as 1955 which would give a different answer.)

Sunny - You're right about the KOTW thing... additionally Thrasher would be an incredibly easy minion to adopt in little to no time (alongside Scapegrace)given their inherent need to worship random people.

They'd also been working to find Nadir in LSoDM and this could be proof of a plot gone wrong, or some double-agent craziness.

The one time i go on holiday i find that theres a skulduggery quiz which i cant do without the books and now i find the next quiz was one from a different year/decade/century/MILLENIUM from when i was born!!!