What a complete and utter idiot. Doesn’t understand that the real story is the media’s blatant bias on a Republican Governor’s scandal and ignoring the Democrat President’s three or four. Tell us, Fat Fuck, do YOU know where President Putz was during those hours the embassy was being attacked? Oh that’s right – you think that it was all over a video.

We interrupt this scholarly examination of an obese old man’s mental breakdown, complicated by narcissistic personality disorder, and sucking at all facets of life, to self-report on a situation that has ruined our weekend. Seems the Warmening froze up the water-drainage apparatus in our fair city, after the Big Snow, and then came The Thawing, very suddenly. Water needed to escape to its lower level, as water is wont to do, and its escape was blocked by frozen sewer pipes. The water had to go somewhere. It decided to bubble up the basement drains of a whole lot of law-abiding citizens, including us. It’s not vile sewer-water, is the only upside. It’s nice, clean snowmelt, that’s soaked our basement carpeting and all the other crap that’s stored down there. I’ve spent two days with the shop-vac, sucking water out of the carpet, and emptying one soaked, ruined box after another filled with priceless treasures, and mostly crap I should have tossed years ago. But some treasures, too. 😦

Missed a lot of football, but we’re taking a break now to watch Peyton work the Chargers over. Also, to drink some vodka and OJ, to ward off the viruses trying to invade my compromised system, that have been lying dormant in the carpet remnants down there for the past 20 years or so. So, that’s what we’re doing. 🙂

Can you go after the city for reimbursement for some new carpet at least?
We came home from a X-mas party recently to a beeping sound. It was the water sensor under the upstairs water heater detecting a flood. At midnight. After vodka shots, etc. That’s the universe telling us to become teatotalers, swear to God.

Sorry to hear that! Our basement is a walk-out and fully finished. It had carpeting until the sump pump screwed us over several times and so we replaced it with a nice tile. Easy to clean too when one of our a-hole cats decides to ignore the litter box in the cat room that’s also down there.

The nice thing about this one, Abu, is that it totally bypassed the sump-pump, which reacts to water-levels around the home. My sump-pump is dry as a bone, with the usual few inches of stagnant water at the bottom. The drain-thing was a very sudden event which bubbled up the other night in just a few minutes, sending a nice gush of melted snow into many homes in my neighborhood. Fuck me! 🙂

My heart goes out to you, Octo. Every time we have a healthy rain my family breaks out the extension cords from garage to basement and within the house so the generator can be ready at a moments notice.

No, I’m in Novi. About halfway between Detroit and Ann Arbor. The good stuff is right down the road, at one of the biggest conglomerations of shopping malls in the country. I’m going to clean house over there 😈 , and then come home and…finish cleaning house. 😦

I kinda remember Novi . Passed through there, I think, on my way to work in Ann Arbor. Don’t remember any taverns there so I probably didn’t stop.Or the beer was good and cold ,,,, and I still wouldn’t remember. 🙂

Your blog sorta sucks, doncha think? I mean, it would be okay for a junior high kid who just started up last summer, showing your kind of numbers, and of course it would only be suitable for a very limited niche of libturded children, but for you? A blogger who once commanded the very waves, like King Canute? (well, the king tried, but we all fuck up now and again). It’s really sad, Chunky. And we laugh at you. 😆

And notice that he has never really broken a single story. Ever. He didn’t break Rathergate, and we all know the truth about all that now, don’t we? There’s evidence he took credit for the ambulance photo story that someone else also had first. Didn’t someone bring the Fauxtography story to him? Oh, and there was that dandy flotilla story outrage that got debunked right away. But he’s never really done anything except tilt at his windmills. Now he has to fake his stats to live off his advertising. Such a great writer that True/Slant gave him the boot and his one “article” for al-Guardian was so awful and generated such nasty commenting that he ran off with his tail between his legs.

Weasel Zippers does the same thing he does with a million hits a week. Fatass has to fake his stats so that people think he’s relevant. He tried so desperately to make himself a player in the Weinergate story and ended up looking like a complete and utter fool. Well here at any rate. No one else way paying any attention to him.

“Sh*t My Dad Says” was a great book, by Justin Halpern, but a shitty sit-com on TV, with Shatner embarrassing himself in the title-role. “I Suck At Girls” was an excellent follow-up for Halpern, and of course its title could also be the title of Chunky’s autobiography. Oh, that fearsome straight-arm laid on by Pam! 😯

Been investigating the HTML5 Drag and Drop API, and well, it sorta sucks. Useful but very limited and inconsistently supported by browsers.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 12, 2014

Your blog sorta sucks, doncha think? I mean, it would be okay for a junior high kid who just started up last summer, showing your kind of numbers, and of course it would only be suitable for a very limited niche of libturded children, but for you? A blogger who once commanded the very waves, like King Canute? (well, the king tried, but we all fuck up now and again). It’s really sad, Chunky. And we laugh at you.

And a quick Google of HTML5 Drag and Drop shows that this is breaking news from 2009. Gee thanks Chunky for tweeting a useless summation of a few hundred reviews and tutorials already line.

Arachne :What a complete and utter idiot. Doesn’t understand that the real story is the media’s blatant bias on a Republican Governor’s scandal and ignoring the Democrat President’s three or four. Tell us, Fat Fuck, do YOU know where President Putz was during those hours the embassy was being attacked? Oh that’s right – you think that it was all over a video.

As a bonus, it turns out Legal Insurrection is an Amazon Affiliate – so I’ll be making my $500 gift card purchases through their account. Too bad I already signed up for my free month of Amazon prime. Pffffft on that, Fatass.

The only big story LGF ever “broke” was the stealth Nazi symbols on the state flag of Tennessee. And apparently a conspiracy to keep this news quiet is ongoing – no one else has run with it. They’re all against you Chuck! Sing it loud!

God bless that kid, and rest his soul now that he’s passed. What a human spirit! Yes, it does reflect badly on whiny little bitches like Gus.

Also, and I apologize in advance, it reminded me of this classic scene from “Invader Zim,” which I used to watch religiously with my daughter when she was about 11 or 12. The show was a little dark, which was perfect as far as we were concerned. The wife and younger girl had zero interest in it.

You’re right, Gus, and if you’ve got that demon in your life I pray that you keep it at bay successfully. Unlike a Proggie, I wouldn’t wish ill fortune or ill health or death on someone just because I disagree with their politics. Remember, one day at a time.

Romanticizing about Pam suddenly deciding she’s loved you all along, and is on her way back to California in the morning to love you and hug you and feed you sweet chocolate-covered Cheetos while you paw her like a demented circus bear with a new stuffed-animal-that-smells-like-meat…well, that can’t be healthy for anyone.

Hey, Stalker Charles, maybe you can implicate Ted Cruz in one of these bridge-closing scandals. Those work great.

Much better than scandals about lying to the public about your signature legislation, or leaving people to die in a terrorist attack which you blame on a video, or using the most fearsome Federal agency to attack your political opponents, or … well, you’d get the picture if you weren’t such a Cheeto-besotted pinhead.

Happy New Year! May the blessings of the few be equally divided and fall upon you with the grace given by the many who shall see and hear but not believe. It is unto them I say “look at these, the few amongst the many, it is they who will know” but they will not know, and it will come to pass.

My spidey-sense is telling me that Charlie is posting these link tweets with no explanation hoping people will get curious and click. Now why would he want them to do that, I wonder?? Are they somehow connected to his stat counter/ad thingy on LGF so he can get money for the clicks?? Is that possible??

Comic books again? Lol. Back in the day I often asked Charles to do a thread on guitars/amps/blah and he never wanted to talk about it. After his “bike accident” he found comic books and that’s all he blogged about for weeks.
/ beat off three guys, ha- ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Every time the stocks go up, Barry can’t contain himself – in an attempt to bullshit the naive that he actually is aware of something that others aren’t aware of (oooohhh…. look… Barry knows something…).

When stocks go down because of the shit nature of this economy, nary a word out of Mister-Know-it-all….