"They're not all a bunch of lawless renegades." A-rab working class people, that is! The NY Postcomes to this generous conclusion after three pedicab drivers—including two Muslim types—foiled a robbery. However! Muslims still threaten America—from space.

Lest you get the wrong idea about the danger that lurks around us, the Post also reports that a former head of NASA is very upset that NObama is trying to get the agency to "reach out" to his fellow radical Muslims. "It is a perversion of NASA's purpose to conduct activities in order to make the Muslim world feel good about its contributions to science and mathematics" said Michael Griffin, a white man. A-rabs are okay pedicab drivers, but don't go swelling up their heads about how great they are for inventing algebra. American mathematicians don't bow down for nobody.