Having To Root For Captain Britain

Here in America, we have Captain America, and he's the best. In Britain, they have Captain Britain. And he's not Captain America.

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Attractive Cousins

They royal family can be pretty close sometimes. They like to keep things "in the family." Basically, this kid's cousins are going to be all over it, and that's super uncomfortable.

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Having To Watch "Dr. Who"

Those people over there LOVE Dr. Who. This kid is going to HAVE to watch it, and it's going to have to start from the beginning! Oh no!

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Having Awful Teeth

British people have notoriously bad teeth, and even the royalty can't escape that, especially since they're usually all related somehow. He or she will be royalty, but he'll have peasants' teeth.

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Getting Turned Into A Frog

What if some confused witch turns this kid into a frog? Imagine if that happened? That'd be nuts!

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Living In A Castle

The baby's going to grow up in a castle. Hopefully, the bathrooms aren't too far from its room. Seriously, imagine having to walk to the other side of that thing? Gross.

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Knights

The kid is going to be royalty, so that means it's going to have to deal with knights constantly trying to impress it. Ugh, enough with the knights already, okay?

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Dealing With Actual Princesses And Princes

You know how when some girl is being super bratty, everyone calls her princess? Well, this kid's going to have to hang around actual princesses. Imagine how horrible they'll be!

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The Murderous Family Member

If Disney movies have taught us anything, it's that every royal family has one murderous member in it. The new baby should be fine though, he or she will be second born, so there'd be nothing to gain from this.

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Here in America, we have Captain America, and he's the best. In Britain, they have Captain Britain. And he's not Captain America.