Happy Birthday, David Cross

Our birthday boy David Cross is a comic and actor who has had much success playing strange characters on such shows as Modern Family and Arrested Development. in 1999, he was starred in a one-hour comedy show on HBO called The Pride is Back. This lead to his own HBO series Mr. Show.

To prove that he will do anything for money, David has been in all three Alvin and the Chipmunks flicks as well as the Kung Fu Panda series. He was also in She's the Man, so we're sure that he spent many hours with drunken teenagers.

He has also had an on-going feud with Larry the Cable Guy. Hasn't David realized that Larry is a fictional character and not a real person. David complains about Larry but David was in such horrible flicks as Can't Stop Dancing, Run Ronnie Run and Year One Does he really have the right to complain about any body else's comedy choices?

In a Playboy interview he admitted to snorting cocaine at the 2009 White House Correspondents Dinner. That is a much more eclectic choice than ‘fish or chicken'.

In 2012, he married Amber Tamblyn, proving that a bitter old white guy can land a pretty young actress.

David Cross once said, “You can't just yell jokes at people.” To that we ask–Did you ever see Sam Kinison's act?