All Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is for her son not to write dirty holiday songs

Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagicYou’d expect Mariah Carey‘s twins to have some musical talent, but it turns out that her son Moroccan, at least, is a chip off the old block: He wrote a Christmas song when he was just five. Unfortunately, it wasn’t exactly appropriate for caroling.

Mariah’s ex Nick Cannon tells Entertainment Tonight that Moroccan is now seven, but when he was around five, “He wrote a Christmas song and I was really excited.”

Nick continues, “I told [Mariah], like, ‘Yo, he told me he wrote a Christmas song,’ and she was like ‘Yeah, have you heard it?’ and I was like ‘No, why?’…she was like, ‘Tell him to sing it for you next time.'”

Nick says when he asked to hear the song, Moroccan sang, “I saw your boobies on Christmas Eve, they were so beautiful, I didn’t want to leave.”

He laughs, “I was like, ‘That’s my boy right there!’ I was like, ‘This is the best Christmas song I’ve ever heard in my life!’ No joke. And like, ’til this day, he sings it every Christmas!”

After predicting that Mariah would “kill me” for revealing that, Nick added that Moroccan and his twin sister Monroe do have some actual musical talent — they both like to drum, and Monroe also plays the piano.