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Tattoos: The Best And The Worst – Part 4: The Shock and Awe Edition

While working on the previous segment in the Tattoo Madness series, I realized that it would be unfair not to warn my dear readers who enjoy The Velvet Rocket at work of a post that could possibly cause them to run afoul of their company’s internet usage monitoring service. Hence, a separate post is created below to display some of the more shocking material I have discovered. Of course, there is some tamer content mixed in as well in the interest of providing some diversity.

Let’s ease into this…

Some people pay to have varicose veins removed. This guy took the opposite approach.

Ummm… Interesting?

Check out the tattoos below that these chicks got after they were fully pregnant. What will the tattoos look like after they give birth? Horrible, would be my guess.

Imagine if this tattoo were on a chick that got pregnant! That would be some spooky-looking shit.

It would be great to have this chick standing next to you the next time you were stuck in a line. You could just stare at her leg for a while.

Check out this butt tattoo. Do you like the twin penises arcing out?

I’m afraid that is not the last word in ass tattoos though. It gets worse. Check this shit out!

It gets even worse though. Much worse. You’ve been warned.

I still shudder every time I see that.

While you’re contemplating the pictures above, perhaps you could explain this tattoo to me?

Or this bacon tattoo?

Now the one below I certainly understand the appeal of. Goats are awesome.

And while I wouldn’t necessarily get these tattoos, I can at least appreciate their beauty, creativity or the talent required to produce them:

I love this one.

I’m afraid I couldn’t quite muster the same level of appreciation for these:

What the fuck is this and why would you place it permanently on your body?

And while I can identify these, I can’t quite see the appeal of permanent placement on one’s body:

And these just turn my stomach – the flesh removal tattoos:

I mean, look at this fucking process!

These are the chunks of flesh carved out of her body.

The end result is below. Not worth it to me…

These burned skin tattoos disturb me as well:

This didn’t disgust me as those above did and the tattoo actually looks pretty cool, but the process looks pretty brutal, doesn’t it?

And speaking of brutal, check out this body modification and tattoo mix:

These tattoos at least made me laugh:

The true NASCAR tattoo.

Remember 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Well, as long as we’re on the subject of penises, check this out:

Not to be outdone, the girls certainly get in on the act in a big way as well:

I thought this fallopian tube tattoo was, ummm, interesting.

Get ready for this next set:

Of course, people voluntarily do this to themselves, so whatever the fuck…

Is it really voluntarily? I mean the guy with the red hair and all the shit in his face, come on, I understand we all have differences in taste but that’s just plain wrong, some of these people have issues and a good tattoo artist would say so.
Tell them listen man, that aint such a hot idea.

Most of these are disturbing as hell. In a better world these people would be shot for gross stupidity or at the very least sterilised.

That said the reapers, skulls and geisha is incredible artwork. A portrait of those pieces would like nice on ones wall, it just doesn’t belong on human skin where it’s going to look horrible as the skin ages and cracks.

Using a penis health creme after getting a tattoo down there helps keep the skin smooth while warding off potential infections. These cremes are really helpful. Just make sure you get a good one that only contains vitamins and nutrients. You don’t want any side effects.