I still think the Williams screeches when They are hitting fairly safe overhead smash winners are engineered for crowd effect. (now I'm gunna get it!)

Berlin_Calling

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:25 PM

I LOVE it when Serena grunts while hitting a drop shot lol.

Pamela Shriver

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:39 PM

Fakest: Meg Ryan. So don't want what she's having.

!<blocparty>!

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:42 PM

Fakest: Meg Ryan. So don't want what she's having.

Sorry Pam, never had the plaesure of seeing you play :p

Did you grunt?

Helen Lawson

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:45 PM

If I grunted like half these dames do, I'd get fired. You can't grunt like that when making a movie or doing a play, the director will fire you, unless you're doing "The Monica Seles Story" but I'm too old to play her, and I only play the leads. It's not like I'd agree to do the Esther role or something.

!!!--Duiz™--!!!

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:45 PM

The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!

http://share.lincity.com/albums/userpics/10014/Grunt-o-meter.jpg

daniela's necklace

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:51 PM

interesting stats there :confused:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:53 PM

I know... Maria has the loudest... but it is understandable why...

daniela's necklace

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:55 PM

erm...why? :confused:

CJ07

Jul 26th, 2004, 08:58 PM

Fave- Venus
Cutest-Elena
Weirdest-I dunno
Fakest-I dunno

Pamela Shriver

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:16 PM

Sorry Pam, never had the plaesure of seeing you play :p

Did you grunt?
No, I just swore like a marine.

!<blocparty>!

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:19 PM

No, I just swore like a marine.
oh ye, chrissy sed you were a foul-mouth on court.

UDiTY

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:25 PM

Fave: Venus

Cutest: Jelena Dokic

Loudest: Monica

Weirdest: Elena Dementieva

Most Fake: Maria Sharapova

ys

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:26 PM

Once I had an idea of creating a collection of Windows sounds ( like system error, new MSN message, new email message, etc ) based on player's grunts. :)

Pamela Shriver

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:27 PM

oh ye, chrissy sed you were a foul-mouth on court.
Chris always had her mouth full of something else........

!!!--Duiz™--!!!

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:29 PM

Loudest: Monica

Wrong!

deckham

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:35 PM

Favorite: Elena D ( i like myskina most b/c she doesn't grunt... ;) )
Cutest: Elena D i guess... i don't think any grunt is cute.
Loudest: Sharapova
Weirdest: Venus, then Serena (must be a sister thing... :confused: )
Most Fake: Sharapova or Serena (Sharapova is as loud as a jet and serena grunts during drop shots! that's just ridiculous!)

faboozadoo15

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:37 PM

i won't believe for a moment that clijsters has the 4th loudest grunt... or did they just put her on there for the hell of it?

samn

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:40 PM

Chris always had her mouth full of something else........

<spit-take> You owe me a new keyboard, Pam!

Jericho

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:42 PM

Sharapova is as loud as a jet and serena grunts during drop shots! that's just ridiculous!
Seles grunts on dropshots too :o

beauty_is_pink

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:44 PM

Fave: Daniela

Cutest: Daniela + ElenaD + Jelena Dokic

Loudest: Serena, Sharapova, Seles

Weirdest - Sharapova

Most Fake: (what does this mean anyways...?) Sharapova

Peer101

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:46 PM

The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!

http://share.lincity.com/albums/userpics/10014/Grunt-o-meter.jpg

Thats such BS :bs:

Darop.

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:47 PM

The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!

http://share.lincity.com/albums/userpics/10014/Grunt-o-meter.jpg

Kim Clijsters 3rd?? :confused:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:48 PM

That is an actual measurement... Those results are true...

!!!--Duiz™--!!!

Jul 26th, 2004, 09:50 PM

Kim Clijsters 3rd?? :confused:

Well... it must be her highest at some point... She must have had that high on one day only...

So why do you answer, if you don't know what it means ? :rolleyes: It's just to bad mouth Masha, as usual, huh ?... :rolleyes:no i replied my post from another poster :)

and i dont bad mouth her... ask the Sharapova fans.. i congrulated her when she won Wimbly.. so dont talk when u dont kno anything

Spunky83

Jul 26th, 2004, 10:09 PM

Though I absolutely hated those "Who has the best butt/best teeth/best whatever"-threads, I totally love this one.

Sharapova really has the loudest of the loudest grunts. When I walked on the grounds at a tourney, I heard someone grunt...I was thinking "Hey, that must be Maria"...I followed the grunting and after I passed three courts (which weren´t even placed that close from each other), I finally found her practicing, that was very cool;)

Serena has the weirdest and most agressive grunt...I love it when she goes to the net and smashs a ball to the ground with full power. It always reminds me at a bear before it wants to kill you;)

Love Nastya and Justine for not grunting.

beauty_is_pink

Jul 26th, 2004, 10:19 PM

I talk when I want.oh yeh.. forgot.. im a dicator :lol: :rolleyes:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!

Jul 26th, 2004, 10:30 PM

Maria has the best grunts!!! No doubt!!!

jbone_0307

Jul 27th, 2004, 01:00 AM

What I meant by fake grunt, is that a person who grunts for no reason. AKA Sharapova, they told her to tune it down at Birmingham or some grass tournament, and she did. Plus at Wimbledon she would be grunting at the same time as her opponent did.

heartBREAKeRS

Jul 27th, 2004, 01:19 AM

I love it when she goes to the net and smashs a ball to the ground with full power. It always reminds me at a bear before it wants to kill you;)

Love Nastya and Justine for not grunting.[/QUOTE]

hahahaha :lol: :lol: good one.. and truth.. I dont wanna stand in her way..RESPECT:worship: :lol:

pcrtennis

Jul 27th, 2004, 01:22 AM

Fave: Venus, Schett, A. Huber

Cutest: Tammy Tanasugarn

Loudest: Serena

Weirdest: Elena Dementieva

Most Fake: Maria Sharapova

beauty_is_pink

Jul 27th, 2004, 01:25 AM

What I meant by fake grunt, is that a person who grunts for no reason. AKA Sharapova, they told her to tune it down at Birmingham or some grass tournament, and she did. Plus at Wimbledon she would be grunting at the same time as her opponent did.oh okay! thanks..

so as i posted before...

Most Fake Grunt: Sharapova :)

Jericho

Jul 27th, 2004, 01:32 AM

Love Nastya and Justine for not grunting.
Justine grunts...its delayed by like a second and it sounds like an orgasm :o

thelittlestelf

Jul 27th, 2004, 01:44 AM

Venus and Serena are SO loud. They knock off Monica and Maria for the LOUDEST in tennis.

SharapovaFan16

Jul 27th, 2004, 04:23 AM

Sharapova's grunt isn't fake. She only grunts when the point is extremely important, and she wants it bad. She wants every pt but this pt is like huge. Like in Wimbledon in big break points vs Serena she would outgrunt and muscle Serena to winning the pt. Great stuff!

bis2806

Jul 27th, 2004, 05:23 AM

I really think Schiavone's grunt is really cool !!!!

WtaTour4Ever

Jul 27th, 2004, 05:24 AM

Schiavone's is funny to me b/c its like wayy before or after she hits the shot.