There are big issues, like how Rory became condescending, feckless and awful sometime in her 10-year journalism career, that quite serious fat shaming, and how Paul, a guy who remembers his girlfriend’s mother’s boyfriend’s love of antique wrenches, is sidelined in favour of cheating posho Logan. Those crazy gals!

But there’s still room to sweat the small stuff. Largely, how the Gilmore Girls propmaster couldn’t afford any real coffee to put in the empty coffee cups.