It Was My Favorite Head Injury

Have you ever heard of Gary Busey? No, you haven’t. Maybe you have, but if you have then you know that he is ugly enough to induce vomiting.

And that guy on Seinfeld – Kramer – that guy is a genius.

He is a genius.

“Hey. Let’s give that guy just out of the mental ward a knife!”
“No, Heather.”
*whinny face*
“No.”

I’m at Heather’s right now, and she’s rubbing off on me. I can’t hold a thought for more than – he look at HIS hair. You’d think that a neurologist would be able to operate a bloody comb. Gary was in Lethal Weapon and Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business. You can pretty much tell that his acting career mirrors his mental downspiral.

Heather has a 2.0 GPA. She is a retawd. Too bad her kids won’t be around to clean up after her forever. You can tell she wears on Chris. You can hear him crying at night. He pretends that he’s just washing his hands, but you can hear his soul-wrenching sobs all the way into our house. It’s haunting as it is saddening. Note: Gary Abusey’s mom is ugly also, and his kid is an ablino; but the albino is not quite as ugly as his dad.

PHONE CALL

I will know admit that I thought that Gary Busey was Nick Nolte.

Heather:

I had this really bad dream about Nick Zachariason. I dreamt that him and Rose got married. Then I dreamt that Rose got into a bad car accident. Before she died, she pulled the baby out of the car, but the baby died, too. Nick found them on his way back from the Magic: The Gathering Tournament he was attending.
They were all ugly. Wait, I didn’t say that. Love is a big lie.

I quit doing the XMen thing because I wasn’t feeling it. Guess what : that movie is a hella lot of typing to do. I don’t think anyone got it, though. Maybe Bryce did, but he hardly posted anyway. So… thERe. I started this new thing. This thing here. That I am starting.

I HATE MY LIFE. HEATHER MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
I WOULD CRY BUT IT LOOKS
LIKE THAT WOULD GIVE
HER TOO MUCH
CREDIT
:'(

my GPA is a 3.35…not a 2.0 milesy. also, who cleaned your house before you moved into it mister?? yeah, that was me too. you always make me out to be such a bad person. maybe it’s because you have an inferiority complex….oh well, at least you took your lawnmower black…i mean back.
hehe