I hate to derail the conversation by going back to the letter in questions, but Dear Abby gave the WORST advice EVER.

Let's review: "Tell her you love her, but while many men find large breasts to be a turn-on, you actually prefer smaller ones -- to the degree that it sometimes affects your sexual performance."

How will this statement improve his situation or otherwise solve his problem which is that he does not find his GF attractive for whatever reason? I can't even figure out what his is asking. What does he want? Her to have surgery to have the implants removed? have small fake boobs? for her to put a shirt on? to break up with her?

Let's do an experiment:Go home and tell your wife/GF that while many men find ____________ (some characteristic she does posses) to be a turn-on, you actually prefer _________ (some characteristic she does not posses) -- to the degree that it sometimes affects your sexual performance.

Then call us from the hospital once you regain consciousness and let us know how it went.

/The advice should be that if you do not find your GF attractive and if your relationship is such that you could not come to have an honest conversation in 5 years you need to get out because the problem not her boobs.

letrole:Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years2. Drink microbrewery beer3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records5. Read books at Starbucks6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

d1zzy32:DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

Nope. You scroll through this thread and keep saying "daaamn.... DAMN!!!!" until you have to relieve yourself with videos. These threads kind of set the mood for me... the young, fit, black women pictures stole it for me.

Ahh, the old appetizer approach. Or in other words,"Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" .

DROxINxTHExWIND:d1zzy32: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

Nope. You scroll through this thread and keep saying "daaamn.... DAMN!!!!" until you have to relieve yourself with videos. These threads kind of set the mood for me... the young, fit, black women pictures stole it for me.

Ahh, the old appetizer approach. Or in other words,"Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" .

/Interesting.

Shiat man... internet pron is an appetizer for real life ladies too. I'm working on this new girl, green eyes, and legs that go all the way up. She has small-ish breats I guess, but I haven't even considering it as a factor. But damn... every time I see her... honestly it's hard to talk when you're really frigin' horny.

Nadie_AZ:Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:SizeShapeNaturalAccess

1. They exist2. You are allowed regular access3. That access is exclusive4. They are a gateway to the Greater Mysteries

Size, shape, natural/fake, etc are only things you think about after you've had them for long enough that you start to take them for granted. $10,000 to a handful of sand says this guy was absolutely delighted with them for the first 6 months of his relationship.

letrole:Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years2. Drink microbrewery beer3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records5. Read books at Starbucks6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

Anybody who posts the same list verbatim in multiple boob threads also tends to:1. Have seen one set of boobs in their life, which happened to be big.2. Secretly fantasize about small-chested girls, but is afraid of owning up to it because they think it makes them a little gay.3. Not know what nipples are for.4. Spend a fair amount of spare time practicing the one handed bra unhook technique for the day it will finally come in handy.5. Think motorboating is the height of physical comedy.6. Took notes during the "bag of sand" scene from 40 Year Old Virgin.7. Has wear marks on the "Ctrl", "C", and "V" keys on their keyboard.8. Sides with Carlos Mencia in the whole Joe Rogan debacle.9. Repeats themselves a lot.10. Repeats themselves a lot.