How about, "Serving Army officer performs his duty" for a title? More sensationalist twaddle from the Blatant Bullsh*t Corporation. When did "inform, educate and entertain" become "pandering, prurience and polemic"?

Lord Reith would be turning in his grave if I hadn't dug up his remains and displayed them as part of a grotesque tableaux paying homage to the Dark Lord...