Using a noisy old-fashioned typewriter to take notes in class, this Russian kid is bordering either on mega-trolling or mega-hipsterdom.

While he may have the other students beat in pretentiousness, it's going to be extremely hard to maintain the slacker tradition of messing around on Facebook during the whole class while pretending to pay attention.

This Spanish girl either has a bizarre fetish for expensive sports cars going at moderate speeds in the middle of traffic or she's in labor and the contractions seem to be occurring every time the baby senses a red Ferrari is nearby.

Her screaming and joyous cackling proves the adage that some girls just want to watch the world burn...rubber.

This is the type of thing you find when you comb through the milk delivery service's "Dead Jug Office."

They're still trying to verify whether this jug is from 1538 A.D. or B.C., but it should be noted that it contains an entire fermented universe full of planets with advanced beings possessing Star Trek-like technology.

Luke arrived on Bespin because The Force told him that his friends would be double-crossed and left both under custody and carbonite. However, even before Leia managed to tell him, he still had to suspect it was a trap.

Oh, it was a trap, all right. A trap of pure, unadulterated swagger!

Now, young Skywalker would have to deal with not only Boba Fett and Darth Vader, but an Internet-fueled dance craze that was cool at first, but is just now starting to border on irritating.