5 of the Dumbest Celebrity Headlines of Summer 2017!

Do you ever read a celebrity headline and think, "Well, that was a waste of time."? I certainly do. Even though I like to keep up on my celebrity dirt, some headlines are just wack! Here are some of the dumbest headlines from summer 2017:

1) Jay Z Changes Name to JAY-Z
Uhm, what? I mean, okay, I get that it's slightly different but JAY-Z still sounds like Jay Z. First of all, was this article truly needed? This was a serious headline the day it was announced. Second, why is the name change needed? It's the SAME NAME, JAY! Hashtag things that make you go what the heck?! Thirdly, why do any of us care? The answer is that we don't. As long as he keeps making good songs, a name, is a name, is a name. Or in Prince's case for a while, a name is a symbol.

2) Andy Warhol To Star in a Documentary Shot by Andy Warhol
Uh, okay. That's pretty much all I have to say about this one. I can't think of very many people that care about Andy Warhol, let alone a documentary about by Andy Warhol shot by him. It sounds like a bad Inception plot.

3) Lucy Hale Flashes Bra At 28th Birthday Bash
Unfortunately, these types of headlines pop up all of the time. Please tell me why I care that a celebrity wore a bra and you can see it. I can do that myself. I flash people my bra when I make trips to Target all the time! I just don't have paparazzi following me all day long. Let women show their bras if they want too and let's not make a big deal out of it, okay? Because it's not.

4) Cee-lo Green's Crossing Guard's Tryout Brings Ex-Voice Coach To His Feet
This headline is just confusing. Even after reading the article I had no idea what to make of it. I guess a guy sang to Cee-lo (who was in a wheelchair) and it was so good that Cee-lo jumped out of his wheelchair. This headline tells me nothing other than maybe Cee-lo doesn't need that wheelchair anymore...

5) Lady Gaga and Boyfriend Spend First Day of Summer Smiling in the Hamptons
Hello, world! Breaking news is flooding in from the ridiculously expensive area of the Hamptons! The news, other than that you'll never live in the Hamptons, is that Lady Gaga and her boyfriend are smiling! Yes, smiling! This is so ridiculous. Yes, article writers, people smile. Even celebrities smile. It happens regardless of who you are and where you are. Also, this is not even remotely newsworthy. Uhg.

Somebody needs to get on the ball about what Beyonce's twins' names are. Now that is news.