Tag: selfie

I imagine that this is often how it pans out when attempting to take a self portrait.

You comb your mop and put some lippy on.

You take photos until your arm aches.

You look over the 100 plus photos that you have taken and realise that they all look vile.

You wish that your T-Rex like arms would transform into Mr Tickle’s.

You give up and start to stalk celebrities on Google images, cursing them for looking so ruddy good!

I’ve been there. And I understand how sometimes Facebook likes on your new profile picture can be a real pick me up.

So, I couldn’t resist getting my Guinea Pigs Oreo and Hershey involved to give you some tips on how to take better selfies. ( I’m no expert but even if these pointers reduce the time you will spend with your arm shaking in the air by a fraction then I will be chuffed.)