Saturday, October 18, 2008

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famousChinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while hewas gone.

A few days later he received this report:

Most Honorable Sir,You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch he. He and She leave house. I follow. He and She go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss She. She kiss He. He strips She.She strips He. He play with She. She play with He. I play with me......... I fall off tree.