I find the 'sex drive' score to be the most amusing of the lot; apparently, because I don't try to sk0r3 on the ch1x0rz or fondle asleep people, my sex drive is low. Shamelessness is sorta interesting, too; not having had sex while driving a vehicle more than 10000 lbs gross weight with more than five people watching apparently raises my score.

I guess the scores are more or less to be expected of a pretty heterosexual transvestite who likes holes in his body and things in his butt and doesn't particularly care to fuck in public.