1. He has a great affinity and interest towards the Divination Arts. (His ancestors were part of the Diviners in France)
2. Posses an immense stock of potion ingredients and herbs. I would be careful; I donâ€™t think his intentions are good!
3. Crop failure. All the dead plants that you see in the Greenhouse are Zokiâ€™s fault.
4. Caught in the library, in the middle of the night, with a list of dark books that he wanted to consult.
5. Stresses the owls and causes them to run away. If your owl ran away, you know who to blame! All missing owls are his fault.
6. A san benito and coroza were found in his wardrobe.
7. When he took my Care of Magical Pets class I caught him playing with a â€œvoo dooâ€ doll.
8. In my class I also learned about Dora the cat. Her intelligence makes me think she is Zokiâ€™s fylgjur.
9. Was caught stealing Quidditch brooms for suspicious purposes.
10. The tooth collar he wears it is not for fashion purposes, it is actually a Goya.
11. Rum and spicy food were found in his bedroom. The elements needed to do a Petwo offering.
12. Explosive character. Zoki broke HOL out of rage.
13. Bewitched Serenity Thomas so he could take over her Cryptozoology class.
14. Bewitched the HOL Headoffice so he could become Head Student.
15. He was born this way. Period. There is nothing we can do about it, exceptâ€¦. SETTING HIM ON FIRE!!!

I was gonna applaud you about the 15 reasons Gus, because apparently everyone is having a hard time thinking of 15 things, but then I saw the signature and I was simply left in horror. You're all in trouble.

1. I have seen Zoki wearing a black pointed hat many times.
2. He has an evil eye and a muggle doctor had to check it out.
3. Zoki can enchant a picture to move!
4. Sometimes he burns strange herbs at night in the Hufflepuff Common Room, in a tiny golden bat shaped pot.
5. I saw him reading a book about Russian Witchcraft called Porcha.
6. It was told to me by other Hufflepuff male students that Zoki has a large box under his dorm room bed filled with all kinds of dead bugs and strange smelling herbs.
7. He likes to use a knotted cord and guess what our future will be.
8. There are pictures of fairies on the wall behind his bed.
9. Zoki can speak the Fon Language.
10. He has a picture of Lasiren in his wallet.
11. He wears white socks with black cats on them.
12. It is a known fact Zoki has the Head of Hufflepuff House, Professor Anya under some kind of spell as he can get away with anything without punishment.
13. Ravenclaws have accused him of anti-social behavior toward them.
14. At the beginning of term he put up a dart board in the common room with Pope Innocent lll face on it, but someone removed it last month.
15. Zoki carries Divining Dice in his pocket all the time.

I don't even feel horrible for this, you Hufflepuffs need to be burninated and have your points distributed among the other houses (perhaps a Ravenclaw 80%, Gryff 10%, Slytherin 10% ratio would be acceptable?)