Who wouldn’t want to see a movie that featured not one, but three of Universal’s classic monsters: Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, and the Wolf Man? Such a gathering is the stuff of Hollywood magic and childhood dreams. That dream became a reality with the release of Van Helsing in 2004.

As part of our ongoing mission to understand the hearts and minds of America, we took a nationwide poll to determine which of the above monsters citizens found the most sexually attractive. Respondents were instructed to choose one of the above…