Rachel Stevens vs. Jessica Simpson by
Interac 6/3/01The Manager of the S Club 7 had a meeting with the
band about their upcoming live performance on the David Lettermen
show. They were all in the dressing room when the Executive Producer
came in and apologetically told them Jessica Simpson had just
been booked and was being put in their spot. The band was understandably
pissed off, not knowing what to do about it, but Rachel leaped
up and hurriedly left the dressing room.

Jo: "Where you off to Rach?"

Rachel: "I don' t like this. I need to think. I'll be back
in a bit, gang."

Rachel walking through the hallways, came upon Jessica
who was waving to a few people on her way to a dressing room.
Before she could shut the door it was kicked out of her hand.
Jessica turned around and saw Rachel Stevens staring at her with
her hands on her hips and a frown on her face.

Jessica: "Hello. Just who the Hell are you?"

Rachel: "You know bloody well who I am you bleedin'
wanker. Me and my mates don't appreciate you stealin' our spot.
This was a great huge chance fur us to show our stuff on this
side of the pond."

Jessica walked up to Rachel and bodied up to her. Jessica was
wearing a white tank top and blue jeans.

Jessica: "Oh, you're part of that little band, the 7 something?
Like that? Well dear, your spot was there to be taken. They needed,
well, to have like a real show. Somebody with talent, something
your little garage band obviously doesn't have any of. "

Rachel: "Well, I'm here to tell you this quite
simply; leave now or there'll be trouble."

Jessica: "Trouble? From you? I don't think so.
I heard what happened when you fought Jennifer. I'd just do worse
too you only I wouldn't stop."

Rachel: "Really? Well, let's find out."

Rachel pushed forward into Jessica. They tumbled
down on the floor where Rachel grabbed Jessica's hair, wrapped
it around her fingers and hauled it as hard, shaking her head
all around.

"Drop out or this will get worse," Rachel warned.

"Screw you!" Jessica screamed as she clawed at Rachel's
hands in her hair.

Jessica punched upward, sending Rachel off of her.
A trickle of blood started to run from the corner of Rachel's
mouth. She looked up just in time to see Jessica sending down
another punch.

Jessica hissed, "When this is over, don't say I never warned
you."

She pulled Rachel's shirt over her head and started
to kick Rachel in the back. Rachel fell on her chest, which was
now exposed, as Jessica lined her up and kicked her in the side
again. The force of Jessica's foot sent Rachel rolling onto her
other side. When she got up, she was breathing hard and her sides
were already a little tender. She looked over at Jessica who was
standing holding the door open and pointing toward the hall..

Jessica said evenly, "Now get your ass out before I do a
lot worse to you. You sorry Brits never could beat an American."

Rachel picked up her shirt from the floor and started toward the
door but she stopped when she reached it. Before Jessica realized
what was happening, Rachel threw her shirt over Jessica's head
and wrapped it around her neck. Rachel tossed Jessica out into
the hallway where Dave Lettermen was standing. He snapped at his
crew to get a camera right away. Tonight, he was going to destroy
Jay's ratings.

Rachel slammed Jessica's pretty face into the wall
before she released her choke hold. Jessica was already gasping
for air but she tried to fight back, pulling off Rachel's shirt
and tossing it aside, then pushing off the wall and reaching for
Rachel. Rachel grabbed the front of Jessica's shirt as she came
toward her and jerked upward, grinding it on the underside of
Jessica's soft young breasts. Finally, Rachel got Jessica's tank
top up to her throat and started choking her again. Jessica grabbed
hold of the shirt, trying to pull it away from her neck.

Rachel had her teeth bared, screaming "Bitch" at Jessica
who pushed back, sending Rachel crashing into the wall. Jessica
leaned forward a little, off balance from her shove and almost
instantly Rachel was on her back. Jessica raised up and flung
herself back against the wall. Rachel had her breath knocked out
by the impact with the wall and lost her strangle hold.

BOOM! Jessica sent her back elbow and nailed Rachel right in the
stomach.

Rachel fell to the floor and Jessica fell to her hands and knees,
both women gasping for air. When the rest of Rachel's bandmates
arrived to see what the commotion was, they saw both lovely women
down on the floor. Other guests came out of their dressing rooms
too and everyone was cheering someone on. Yet behind a few of
the people one of the guests remained hidden, trying hard not
to be noticed.

Both ladies crawled on the floor trying to get their
bearings, but Jessica made it to her feet first. She picked Rachel
up by the hair and hair-mared her over to where her mates where
standing. They goaded Rachel to get up and fight back.

Jessica grabbed the back of Rachel's jeans, lifted her back up
to her feet and then kidney punched her. Rachel let out a scream
but Jessica just pulled her up again by the back of her hair.
She held her up, showing her to her bandmates who turned their
heads away, unable to watch Rachel's suffering.

By then, Letterman's camera crew had showed up and began taping
to show to the studio audience.

"Who will sing here tonight?" the announcer asked rhetorically.
"The winner will sing and the other will whine."

Rachel, desperate for relief, sent her fist backward and nailed
Jessica square in the pussy. When Jessica let go of her to tend
to her bruised womanhood, Rachel turned around and slapped Jessica
in the face. Jessica dropped to one knee and couldn't defend herself
as Rachel grabbed one side of her hair and started slapping her
face back and forth.

When Rachel stopped slapping, Jessica's face was bright red and
bruises were beginning to show. Jessica was on the floor holding
her face when Rachel undid her bra clasp and turned her around
so the camera crew and everyone in the viewing audience could
see what was about to happen. Rachel got a nasty surprise of her
own though as Jessica lifted her foot and thrust it right into
Rachel's belly.

Rachel's beautiful eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open as
she fell to her knees. Jessica grabbed Rachel's hair and slammed
her face into the floor. Rachel got her hands in front of her
just in time, blocking most of the force of the blow. Jessica
stood up, hauling Rachel to her feet by her hair. Jessica returned
the favor. She slapped Rachel's face but after three hard slaps,
Rachel brought her knee up into Jessica's crotch and the onlookers
went "oooh!"

Jessica swallowed her pain and the two women started to trade
knees as they ripped and tore each others hair. Jessica was more
powerful and forced Rachel back against the wall. She pressed
her body against Rachel's, trying to show superiority. Rachel
screamed when she felt Jessica's breasts mash hers down and in
towards her body.

In desperation, Rachel leaned into Jessica trying to end it and
bit Jessica's face. Jessica grabbed her face and pushed Rachel
away but Rachel never budged. She grabbed the back of Jessica's
hair and slammed her face-first into the wall, and then again.
In the background, an arm was seen on camera pointing to the rest
of Rachel's bandmates; then the hand gave person some money.

Rachel slammed Jessica's beautiful face into the wall for the
third time! She turned Jessica around and choked her down to the
floor. Jessica was out cold and Rachel triumphantly sat down on
her chest and raised her hands in the air over her head.

She looked over at Dave and said, "So, who else is on the
show with me and the band?"

All of a sudden, Rachel felt her head being jerked
backward by the hair and a knee struck her in the back of the
head.

"Hey bitch long time no see. Time for the main event,"
Jennifer Love Hewitt said.

Jennifer picked Rachel up and DDTed her back down, Duchovny was
telling Letterman this wasn't right but all Letterman could do
was shake his head and say, "Well, what can you do? I'm just
glad this is happening here instead of on Howard Stern's damn
show. Besides, why didn't you bring Gillian Anderson along? I'd
love for her to get involved too!"

Duchovny snorted derisively, but still he turned back to watch
the action while adjusting himself out of view of the camera as
Jennifer put Rachel into a sleeper hold that was very near to
being a choke. Rachel struggled briefly, but slowly started to
fall asleep.

Just then, Jo O'Meara, Rachel's bandmate chum, pushed aside the
man Hewitt had paid to block her off and jumped on Jennifer.

Jo dragged Jennifer off her friend as Jennifer squirmed and kicked
trying to get free. Jo and Jennifer tumbled around on the floor
hauling at each others hair. Jennifer finally got a leg in between
she and Jo and kicked her off. Jennifer dove on Jo and began to
bang her head on the floor. When Jennifer got off the dazed blond,
she lifted Jo's legs, spread them wide and raised her foot. Jo
raised her hands in the air, shook her head and pleaded with Jennifer
not to do it.

"Alright then," Jennifer said as she started to lower
Jo's legs.

But she suddenly lifted them up again and started stomping down
onto Jo's open pussy over and over. Jo screamed her surrender,
but Jennifer wouldn't let up. She started brutally grinding her
heel on Jo's battered pussy as the girl cried. Then Jennifer dropped
a knee on Jo's pussy and held it there as she pulled Jo's head
forward by the hair. She kept the pressure on her knee until Jo
eventually passed out from the pain.

Jennifer kept it up until someone grabbed her from behind. But
instead of picking Jennifer up, she was bulldogged by her hair
to the floor. Rachel was back in the fight! She ripped away Jennifer's
shirt but Jennifer kicked her away and got up with her bra exposed.
The arms and back of Jennifer's torn shirt were barely clinging
to her wonderfully curvaceous figure.

"Come on you bloody wanker. We're face to face now, let's
see how you do," Rachel screamed.

Jennifer shook her head and said, " Another time. Another
place. Then I'll kick your ass all over again."

Rachel screamed, "NO! Why not right here and right now?"

Jennifer laughed, "The damage's already done. Look at your
friend. That would of been you if she hadn't interfered to save
you. By the way Jessica darling, thanks for goading her into fighting.
It really helped me out."

Jessica, who was only now starting to re-awaken, looked over at
Jennifer who was already leaving and just shook her head. Rachel
was pissed and had a maniacal look in her eyes. She picked up
Jessicas' legs just as Jennifer had done to Jo and started doing
the 'Texan Two-step' on Jessica's pussy.

Then Rachel tried to breast smother Jessica, but by then network
executives had arrived and a worried Letterman told her to get
off. When Rachel let her go, Jessica's hair was matted to her
face and she looked like Hell. Letterman told Rachel her band
still couldn't perform; but only because Jo was in no shape to
go on. But he did tell Rachel she could take Jennifer's place
as the second on air interview.

Rachel looked down at Jessica and told Letterman
not to worry, that he still had a musical guest. Rachel said she
wasn't going to go onstage unless her bandmates where there with
her, but they all convinced her to do the interview anyway. They
even suggested she bring Jessica onstage with her to show everyone
they'd ended their feud once and for all. Rachel agreed.

During the show, while Letterman was interviewing David Duchovny,
Rachel was getting herself ready to come on. When she finally
did come out, she looked amazing. There was no visible evidence
of her fight. Also, she was wearing Jessica Simpson's tank top
- but she filled it out much better than Jessica had.

"Thank you, Dave, for allowing me this time," Rachel
said. "I'm sure all you Yanks saw the video of me and Jessica
fighting. (The crowd started to holler and Rachel flexed her muscles.)
Well, then you also saw Jennifer Love Hewitt jump me and hurt
my friend. Now, I'm challenging Love to fight me. I don't care
where it is or what kind of fight. Sooner or later, we'll put
an end this. There WILL be a clear winner. But for now, Ladies
and Gentlemen, I want to present the former owner of my tank top,
here she is, my new best friend, Jessica Simpson!"

Jessica was thrown out onto the stage by the other
girls from S Club 7, totally naked! She was forced to stand there,
her hands meekly folded in front of her to hide her pale pussy
from the leering fans, while she sang her new song. All the while
Jessica was singing, Rachel clapped along to the music; a big
smile plastered on her face. And she had reason to smile. She
had humiliated Jessica on national television and now she couldn't
wait to do the same thing to Jennifer Love Hewitt.