Tim and Jamie both fake a terminal illness while watching episode 9 of season 4 of The O.C. Join us as we discover the word metaphor, play relationship chicken with the love of our life, and punch our adopted kid’s biological father in the face after dessert.

Will we ever find out why Chris Brown was cast to play a nerdy band geek/possible love interest for a character we don’t even care about? Will breaking HIPA laws ever be easier? Will Julie ever learn her lesson?