On Friday, Dec 4 from 6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. the North Shore Park Youth Center will put on the 4th Annual Winter Wonderland in Miami Beach. There will be 50 tons of snow along with special guests from the North Pole, carnival rides, food, games, holiday performances and caroling.

Welcome boys and girls all, to the 25th annual White Party Week, the oldest and largest HIV/AIDS fundraiser in the world.

The celebration began Wednesday night and will continue on through Monday. Just like last year, we are having a bit of cool weather which is putting a damper on all those half-nekkid boys running all over town. Darn it all. It is all for a good cause, so I can’t complain too much. But wouldn’t it be nice if Mother Nature would cooperate a bit?

That’s the mnemonic to remember how to get back to the Beach when you are at the bus station downtown and you don’t care which bus you ride, you just want to GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

This little gem comes to us from Lil Pony, who writes a entertaining blog about Miami Dade Transit.

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When you are waiting at Omni Station, do you have trouble remembering which busses go to the Beach? It’s simple! Any bus whose letter designation can be found in the phrase “MIAMI SUCKS” will take you to the beach. The M, A, S, C, and K all go there. U and I don’t count.