Tuesday, May 13

-----------1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.' - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.' - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten Your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and Then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?' - That's Public Relation!

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?' - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am Very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him.- That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.