It was a little bit doggie, a little bit leg up on the sink and a little bit grab the oh shit bar and let me fuck your brains out. Trans-pacific flights leave lots of time when no one is giving any fucks about what's going on in the lav.

Driving to work at 5:00am I saw two old latino guys putting trash bins into the back of a shitty pick up truck. It was about two blocks down from my house.

I thought to myself: Wow cool, they have the same kind as me! I just bought them on Monday at Home Depot spent like $100 on them. Must have just bought them just like me!

Just now the wife just called and asked: Honey where are the trash bins?

I guess it was so windy outside last night/early this morning - my brand new trash bins (I didn't even get to put trash into them yet ) got blown from the side of the garage, out of my driveway, and two blocks down my street. And two motherfuckers stole them right in front of my willing eyes.

I can't complain, finders keepers rules apply. I may have to put labels on my trash cans though, so next time we can have a mexican standoff.

Driving to work at 5:00am I saw two old latino guys putting trash bins into the back of a shitty pick up truck. It was about two blocks down from my house.

I thought to myself: Wow cool, they have the same kind as me! I just bought them on Monday at Home Depot spent like $100 on them. Must have just bought them just like me!

Just now the wife just called and asked: Honey where are the trash bins?

I guess it was so windy outside last night/early this morning - my brand new trash bins (I didn't even get to put trash into them yet ) got blown from the side of the garage, out of my driveway, and two blocks down my street. And two motherfuckers stole them right in front of my willing eyes.

I can't complain, finders keepers rules apply. I may have to put labels on my trash cans though, so next time we can have a mexican standoff.

Twice in the past year I've had a trash can stolen from the alley behind my building. Honestly, I think the DPW fucks accidentally threw the cans in the truck and were too lazy to take them out.

The day we all feared has come. Amazon has announced that the price of Prime will soon cost $99 a year. Starting in seven days, the cost for existing members to renew will increase by $20 from $79.99.

Amazon Student members will pay $49. The Prime Fresh membership fee will remain unchanged at $299.

Exsiting members can expect to see the new price when their membership is set to renew. Amazon’s FAQ page about the price change states that it has sent an email to each subscriber indicating when this will happen. Hopefully you just renewed your Prime membership.