My Life. My Views

The Royal Wedding was conducted amidst the ooohs and the aaahs on 29th April 2011, with the fashion world going absolutely berserk over Kate’s oh-so-stylish-and-yet-so-simple wedding dress!! The wedding dress was arguably the most awaited guest of the evening!! I thought the whole media craze was a little over the top and so decided to keep myself away from it all in the beginnning, but soon it gave way and I found myself looking forward to seeing “that” dress! She came. And soon it was all over with! (Like most of the weddings! They are over before you can blink the eye!)

But, it got me thinking… A commoner (in British parlance) becoming Royalty. This is what the romantics dream of and fairy tales are written about!! Kate Middleton is our very own Cindrella!

This was not just a mere wedding, but a strong message to all the dreamy eyed teenagers all over the world. So, here is your guide on how to hook a prince!!

Start working early on! Groom yourself to be a princess.

Choose your prince and start stalking him online to find out which college he is planning to attend

Make sure you attend the same college.

Bump into him in libraries and coffee houses seemingly ‘by chance’, so he knows you exist!

Become friends with the Prince but in a very non-commital way, so he doesnt realise what you are plotting

Now the most important step: Be popular and take part in a fashion show – look your best and stump him there on!!

When he approaches you to date him, turn him down first. Let him pursue you!

When he approaches you again, grab the chance and go out with him. You do not want to play too hard to get 😛

If and when he breaks up with you, keep appearing in the public eye by being spotted by the Page 3 camera so he knows what he has missed out on.

When he sees you again, he will come back to you. That is it. The noose is tied and the goat is now all set to be butchered!! 😉

Seems far fetched? Not really, when you have a live example in front of you! 🙂