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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly at it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

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oh dear not very pc but funny none the less.

Unfortunately this post could be your undoing.

My wife can clearly and concisely explain the purpose and operation of things like wastegate actuators on high pressure turbocharged combustion engines,can type @ 120wpm,is blond,comes from Essex and drinks pints so i better not let her see this....

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