was working 7 hours in Glasgow city chambers. Promise it wasn't me that found your debt...

My advice is start low with your repayment offer; think low, then half it. If you're a student or similar, play that angle too. Also, explain that you attempted to resolve this previously by applying for the single person discount.

vending machine was fairly empty and i wanted a kitkat which was d10 i put the money in and pressed d10 and the empty one started twisting so i lost 80cents i tryed again thinking i made a small mistake lost 80cent again. i then realised that there was a 10 button that had lost its cover and i had been pressing "1" then "0" to get d10 i ending up spending 2.40 for a kit kat i was hungary and there was no other way to get food on campus

a terrible accidental text implying that i guy i really like is ugly. whoever designed phones to put the send key next to the punctuation button needs shooting.
"you know that's not true" and "you know that". guess which one sent.

exam at college. I played on my wii all day and broke my high scores on resident evil 4. i havent spoken to another human being apart from the orthodontist that adjusted my brace this morning. im a failure

AGAIN. apparently pulling over on to double yellow lines is a SERIOUS DRIVING ERROR that obviously would have ended up in an innocent pedestrian being horribly killed. next time i'm going to a test centre who don't employ ancestors of the waffen ss as examiners ....

and not doing ANY work despite planning to do loads, because I left the house at 4 and thanks to getting caught up in a dangerous chain of social activities didn't get back till half an hour ago. Oh god my dissertation :(

i've done some exercise, bought loads of shopping, met up with two musicians i've met before for a band practise and interviewed nme's feature editor for my uni project. rouding it off with a play through of boxer. waah.

blatantly pushed in front of me in the queue in Barclays. He then turned on me and told me I was rude. I just held his gaze calmly without speaking. But 2 men behind me started having a go at the queue jumper on my behalf.

I started to get a bit worried when it nearly escalated to a full blown fisticuff fight, as the queue jumper was continually clearly trying to provoke a situation. Saying things like 'you're wrong' whenever there was a lull in the action.

The younger man had to storm away he was so angry. Suddenly the ludicrousness of it all made me break my difnified stance and I couldn't contain my laughter in the quiet bank.

...a similar situation. Owe the council, gas board and estate agent a shit load, will have to earn £600 plus to break even this month and I've only got £200 worth of work lined up...imminent bankruptcy looming. I need to disappear.

bank rang me up asking why I haven't put any money in for the last 120 days. I said I 'forgot.' They asked if I'm still unemployed. I haven't been unemployed for 5 years...I was rude to them and now they'll probably charge for £25 for overdraft fees.