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A woman from Los Angeles has been admitted to hospital with severe pelvic injuries after storing a smartphone in her vagina for over three months in an attempt to encourage her unborn child to take a selfie. [read...]

An egomaniac’s sleep has been destroyed by nightmares of a world without social media. Abbie Parker, 25, felt ‘technostressed’ enough to share a photo of herself online, wearing silk lingerie and pouting aggressively. Her tagline read: ‘Worst nightmare ever.’ The post received 284 likes and friends were quick to respond with comments such as ‘What’s… [read...]

Publishers Random House have admitted that ‘’What I See’, the first book by Brooklyn Beckham, is a concession to his father David’s literary preferences, in that it comprises 300 photographs taken by the teenager. The original version was a 70,000-word tome entitled “On the Bench: A Treatise on Childhood Personality Development in an Environment of Subjugation due to Parental Public Acclaim – A Psychoanalytic Perspective’. [read...]

‘I didn’t take everything in, because it was so hard to concentrate,’ said Paul, after sharing news of his success on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and updating his transferable skills on LinkedIn. ‘The book was about a boy on a train I think.’ [read...]

Distraught Justin Bieber fans have sent a direct communication to the kidnapped Chibok schoolgirls in Nigeria, telling them to ‘get some perspective’ after the Canadian pop star quit Instagram yesterday. 78 million inconsolable followers implored the abductees to reframe their plight in the context of a Bieber-free world. [read...]