motherscratcher wrote:I just got home and turned on the game. WTF happened?

Earthquake.

There was no fucking earthquake, quit buying this bullshit. I didn't feel a thing.

The east coast papers will treat it like it was 2004 Sumatra the day after Christmas.

Bullshit, Sumatrans don't even celebrate Christmas.

A small group of dissident Sumatrans who were ostracized from the other people of the Great Sumatran Empire (circa 1982) do too celebrate Christmas you hump. As a reward we buy only their sumatran blend coffee for Starbuck's.

" You know, it may not sound important here in a 10 - 4 ballgame, but when you get that leadoff double, and you get the guy over, and you can add one more, even though your up 6 runs...you know...you try to get that one more run."

motherscratcher wrote:I just got home and turned on the game. WTF happened?

Earthquake.

There was no fucking earthquake, quit buying this bullshit. I didn't feel a thing.

The east coast papers will treat it like it was 2004 Sumatra the day after Christmas.

Bullshit, Sumatrans don't even celebrate Christmas.

A small group of dissident Sumatrans who were ostracized from the other people of the Great Sumatran Empire (circa 1982) do too celebrate Christmas you hump. As a reward we buy only their sumatran blend coffee for Starbuck's.

Fact. Google it if you want.

My cat's name is Mittens.

"There is but one thing of real value: to cultivate truth and justice and to live without anger in the midst of lying and unjust men"

motherscratcher wrote:I just got home and turned on the game. WTF happened?

Earthquake.

There was no fucking earthquake, quit buying this bullshit. I didn't feel a thing.

The east coast papers will treat it like it was 2004 Sumatra the day after Christmas.

Bullshit, Sumatrans don't even celebrate Christmas.

A small group of dissident Sumatrans who were ostracized from the other people of the Great Sumatran Empire (circa 1982) do too celebrate Christmas you hump. As a reward we buy only their sumatran blend coffee for Starbuck's.

motherscratcher wrote:I just got home and turned on the game. WTF happened?

Earthquake.

There was no fucking earthquake, quit buying this bullshit. I didn't feel a thing.

The east coast papers will treat it like it was 2004 Sumatra the day after Christmas.

Bullshit, Sumatrans don't even celebrate Christmas.

A small group of dissident Sumatrans who were ostracized from the other people of the Great Sumatran Empire (circa 1982) do too celebrate Christmas you hump. As a reward we buy only their sumatran blend coffee for Starbuck's.

Fact. Google it if you want.

My cat's name is Mittens.

Does your cat's breath smell like cat food?

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

motherscratcher wrote:I just got home and turned on the game. WTF happened?

Earthquake.

There was no fucking earthquake, quit buying this bullshit. I didn't feel a thing.

The east coast papers will treat it like it was 2004 Sumatra the day after Christmas.

Bullshit, Sumatrans don't even celebrate Christmas.

A small group of dissident Sumatrans who were ostracized from the other people of the Great Sumatran Empire (circa 1982) do too celebrate Christmas you hump. As a reward we buy only their sumatran blend coffee for Starbuck's.

Fact. Google it if you want.

Wrong... like always.

The Great Sumatran revolt was caused by the alliance of the North Southern Wandogo people and the Maumowian Tribal Monkeys of lower Bohemia.

motherscratcher wrote:I just got home and turned on the game. WTF happened?

Earthquake.

There was no fucking earthquake, quit buying this bullshit. I didn't feel a thing.

The east coast papers will treat it like it was 2004 Sumatra the day after Christmas.

Bullshit, Sumatrans don't even celebrate Christmas.

A small group of dissident Sumatrans who were ostracized from the other people of the Great Sumatran Empire (circa 1982) do too celebrate Christmas you hump. As a reward we buy only their sumatran blend coffee for Starbuck's.

Fact. Google it if you want.

Wrong... like always.

The Great Sumatran revolt was caused by the alliance of the North Southern Wandogo people and the Maumowian Tribal Monkeys of lower Bohemia.

That was the Lesser Sumatran Revolt dumbass. The Maumowian Tribal Monkeys were long gone when the big one hit. Though many did make their way to the states and its widely believed that Clyde from Any Which Way But Loose was actually a brutal Maumowian overlord.