Updated: Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Week 13 Turkey-fried Trevonics

By Trev Albertsformerly of ESPN.com

Distractions, drinking, an abridged prognostication week, and all sorts of other fantastical excuses are in store for this post of all trades, loyal followers. Sorry for the Bloo-ness of last week, but he distracted me with a cup and ball, and then we played for the site in a rousing game of marbles. Damn bastard plays keepsies, and he plays it to the bone. Before we get back on the Trevonic Horse, let's reset the major errors made both in actual football and imaginary polling. For those who took my little azul friend serious...you have to live with that.

Kansas

Louisiana State

Missouri

West Virginia

Ohio State

Arizona State

Georgia

Virginia Tech

Oregon

Oklahoma

Southern Cal

Florida

Boston College

Hawaii

Texas

Tennessee

Illinois

Virginia

Boise State

UCONN

Clemson

Wisconsin

South Florida

Texas Tech

Cincinnati

Its just that time of year when logic is overridden by losses, freak injuries break the ties, and I keep teams like Texas in the purgatory they deserve. I'm not fair, but I certainly am tough, and if I'm not tough, I'm certainly phony tough and crazy brave, that special kind of crazy reserved only for those in the throes of desperation. Now for the scoreboard! We're keeping the season to date, its like when Corso takes a sick day, the last of which I believe was in 1986. Antioxidants, kids, antioxidants.

Season to date:Against the Spread: 86-97-3Straight Up: 129-55

There's only one way to dig out of this ATS hole this week. Well actually, there are several: toast, pretzel sticks, popcorn, and jelly beans.