Ch-ch-ch-chive risotto cakes.

EDIT: BEFORE YOU READ THIS POST… know that this post is my first, and my only failed attempt at making these. If you want to see them done correctly, please go to this updated version. If you want to read about my failure, keep reading!

Okay, this is the first time I’m writing up an entry for an awesome recipe that I failed to execute correctly. Through no fault of it’s own, the chive risotto cakes recipe couldn’t live up to it’s full potential because I am an impatient bitch. Patience is a virtue I do not have. Besides, when you’re hungry, 2+ hours seems like forever. So I cut it a bit short, and they weren’t as firm as they should’ve been, and so they didn’t hold the shape while frying. Woops. You see, dear readers, I am not perfect. I may look it, with my cute hair cut/color, my perfect eyebrows, and my beautiful little swirls of frosting a top my gorgeous little cupcakes. But, alas, I am not perfect. Vain and self-important, yes. Perfect, no.

Sometimes, shit just works out for you. Despite your rebelliousness or substitution of ingredients or your rushed and harried manner… despite all that, your food just glows and sparkles and looks like something out of Martha Stewart Living. Example: my “white” cupcakes that I didn’t use cake flour for, nor did I sift the all-purpose flour I did in fact use. So yeah, sometimes it works out like that. Other times, even if you do everything right, the Shit Gods just smile on you. Or poop on you. Whatever. This was just one of those times. I do blame myself for not allowing them to set properly. But really, Ina, 2+ hours!? Really!? I have no patience for such things! I’m the person who cuts her hair even shorter when it grows out to the awkward stage, because I have no patience to see it through. You think I can wait 2+ hours… or overnight… for chive risotto cakes of mouthwateringlyness!?

That said, they were delicious. Another A+++ recipe from my homegirl Ina Garten. I used white cheddar instead of fontina because that’s just what I had around, and they were so amazing. If they had only been crunchier. *sigh* I will make them again and give them the proper setting time in the fridge, and they will hold their shape better, and the pictures will come out better. But for now here are my sad little chive risotto cakes that couldn’t hold their shapes.

They don’t look too bad here… except for that one on the left that obviously fell apart.

Further evidence of my impatience.

Ina made them for a lunch with some arugula salad on the side, I had mine for dinner with big fat slices of Italian bread. To each his own I say. You can never have too many carbs!

CHIVE RISOTTO CAKES

Ingredients:

Kosher salt

1 cup uncooked Arborio rice

½ cup Greek yogurt

2 extra-large eggs

3 tablespoons minced fresh chives

1 ½ cups grated Italian fontina cheese (5 ounces)

½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

¾ cup panko (Japanese dried bread flakes)

Good olive oil

Directions:

Bring a large (4-quart) pot of water to a boil over medium-low heat and add ½ tablespoon salt and the Arborio rice. Cook, stirring occasionally, for 20 minutes. The grains of rice will be quite soft. Drain the rice in a sieve and run under cold water until cool. Drain well.

Meanwhile, whisk together the yogurt, eggs, chives, fontina, 1 ¼ teaspoons of salt, and the pepper in a medium bowl. Add the cooled rice and mix well. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 2 hours or overnight, until firm.

When ready to cook, preheat the oven to 250 degrees F.

Spread the panko in a shallow dish. Heat 3 tablespoons of olive oil in a large skillet over medium-low heat. Form balls of the rice mixture using a standard (2 ¼-inch) ice-cream scoop or a large spoon. Pat the balls into patties 3 inches in diameter and ¾-inch thick. Place 4 to 6 patties in the panko, turning once to coat. Place the patties in the hot oil and cook, turning once, for about 3 minutes on each side until the risotto cakes are crisp and nicely browned.

Place on a sheet pan lined with parchment paper and keep warm in the oven for up to 30 minutes. Continue cooking in batches, adding oil as necessary, until all the cakes are fried. Arrange on a serving platter and serve hot.

I really do recommend them… they were fabu-licious. But just be sure to give them the right amount of time to set. This is an excellent example of why I love doing this blog: you can learn from my mistake! Anyway, I wouldn’t say they were a FAIL… they tasted delicious and didn’t look that bad either. But they definitely weren’t Food Network worthy. All in all, great recipe. Poor execution on my part. Boo.

I would have used a bit more chive in them though, next time. Next time… I will conquer you, risotto cakes. I will CONQUER you.

Haha. I usually have no problem with risotto… I have all the patience in the world with the stirring and everything. But this? Forget it. I’m going to seriously have to make it a night ahead next time to prevent myself from just cheating and making them too soon. It really gets my knickers in a twist too because they could’ve been so perfect, if only I’d waited. Poo.

Make the risotto the day before or that morning. Once the risotto is cool enough to touch make into cakes and wrap with cling-film and place in the fridge.
This method is an almost failsafe way to get intact cakes – they taste the same regardless but if you want a pretty result this is the way to do it! 🙂

I have been exploring for a little for any high
quality articles or weblog posts in this kind of space . Exploring in Yahoo
I eventually stumbled upon this website. Reading this info So i’m satisfied to exhibit that I have a very just right uncanny feeling I found out just what I needed.
I such a lot for sure will make sure to do not forget this site and provides it a glance on a relentless basis.

Hi there, I discovered your blog by the use of Google at the same
time as looking for a similar matter, your site got here up, it
looks great. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.[X-N-E-W-L-I-N-S-P-I-N-X]Hi there, just became alert
to your blog thru Google, and found that it is really informative.
I am going to be careful for brussels. I will be grateful for those who continue this in future.
Numerous people shall be benefited out of your writing.
Cheers!

Hi there, I found your site via Google whilst looking for a similar
matter, your site got here up, it appears great. I’ve bookmarked it in my
google bookmarks.[X-N-E-W-L-I-N-S-P-I-N-X]Hello there, just become aware of your weblog via Google, and found that it is truly informative.

I’m gonna watch out for brussels. I will be grateful in case you proceed this in future.
A lot of folks will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

Attractive section of content. I just stumbled upon your
website and in accession capital to assert that I get in fact enjoyed account your blog posts.
Any way I’ll be subscribing to your feeds and even I achievement you access consistently fast.

Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I’m not sure I’d want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.

For a large number of successful individuals it took a good deal knowledge, skill and hard work.
It’s the real difference between being ordinary and being
extra ordinary. The health care industry has
exploded in a lot nowadays, and also this helps play into customers’ needs for
your latest in personalized health care.

I’m amazed, I have to admit. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s equally educative
and entertaining, and without a doubt, you’ve hit the nail on the head.
The issue is something that not enough men and women are speaking intelligently about.
I’m very happy that I stumbled across this in my search for something
concerning this.

The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s. It works well, but isn’t as fast as Safari, and has a clunkier interface. If you occasionally plan on using the web browser that’s not an issue, but if you’re planning to browse the web alot from your PMP then the iPod’s larger screen and better browser may be important.

As an outcome, we’ll all graduate to responsible adulthood and
citizenship. It’s the real difference between being ordinary and being extra ordinary.
This is approximately choosing to participate in an MLM or Network Marketing business making another person rich selling and
promoting many for the kids but not starting your personal venture and
branding yourself and your personal products.

For under $ 100 you could make a marketing campaign that specifically targets categories of countries,
city, sex and day of your target market. There can also be
players from the field too, these giants continue to be leading the pack.
After adding a new campaign, complete the method by picking out a kind of bid
that you are going to take.

Cat toys do not need to can be expensive, just fun to your
cat. Be certain to secure the carrier between something, so that it doesn’t flip during
curves or sudden stops. Tell me much more about it, so how exactly does my dog’s diet affect things.

If not, we’ll let you know how Facebook ads will help drive quality website
visitors to your blog. An informative, compelling and breathtaking website or landing page is essential to retain your leads for the page good
enough with the idea to pay for you or give you their contact details.
Let your presence recognized to them while gaining more friends.

As a consequence, we’re going to all graduate to responsible adulthood and citizenship.
As soon as word hit the path the conventional MLM skeptics got around the attack, together with the typical mlm negatives.
Granddad informs him how the gymnasium is in the mess and an intensive
cleaning in the terrible way.

I like the valuable information you provide in your
articles. I’ll bookmark your weblog and take a look at once more right here regularly.
I am quite sure I’ll be informed plenty of new stuff
proper here! Best of luck for the following!

I have been surfing online more than 4 hours today, yet
I never found any interesting article like yours. It
is pretty worth enough for me. In my view, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you
did, the internet will be much more useful than ever before.

Greetings from Idaho! I’m bored at work so I decided to browse your website on my iphone during lunch break.
I love the info you provide here and can’t wait
to take a look when I get home. I’m amazed at
how quick your blog loaded on my cell phone ..
I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyhow,
amazing site!