As Ron Burgundy would say, we're not even mad. That's amazing. How else could you respond to someone who so perfectly encapsulates the strain of tone-deafness that runs through some elements of the high tech community?

In his post, Bray, who is based in Vancouver, explains why he's quitting his job with Google. They told him that to keep his position, he had to move to the Bay Area. He said no. It wasn't that Google drove him away: "They gave me four years of super-interesting work [and] paid me generously," says Bray. Rather, it was that his "heart is in Vancouver." (We've reached out to Bray for comment and will update if we hear from him.)

But it's his drive-by takedown of the Bay Area that leaves us scratching our heads. Because if nothing else, he could move here and trade hat tips with Willie Brown. Bray doesn't spend any words unpacking his point of view, so we're left a little befuddled. How could anyone possible call our region congested, racist, incestuous, and overpriced? That's crazy talk. Just crazy talk.

Well, congested, we'll believe. We're hardly the worst city in the world, but sure, nobody likes CalTrain. We'll give you that one.