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McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?Bishop: Ew. Like, each other? McGee: Yeah.Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.Bishop: Such as.McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...Bishop: What?McGee: Does she know you have these?Bishop: Does she know you have these?McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.Bishop: These are all very specific. McGee: Yeah.Bishop: These ideas apply to you?McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.