Granted, the ring reportedly cost him $2 million back in 2011, but he was expected to get only $300,000-$500,000 at auction.

Let's recap: He gets famous from marrying the queen of all things tabloid, makes sure he has a prenup, negotiates a divorce settlement and sells the ring for more than expected. Oh, and he still gets to take little shots at his former family.

Humphries averaged 5.8 points and 5.6 rebounds in 18.3 minutes for the Nets last season. Maybe after this boost, he'll put in some good work for the Celtics this season.