No, asshat. Playing with lesbians in jello is
fun. What you sent me is fun if you're a slightly retarded third
grader so pumped with Ritalin his eyes look like storm clouds. You
might as well have sent me a "Hello Kitty" screensaver for all the
difference I can see.....

I understand you're amused. Good job. But know your
target audience. We've spent billions on fiber optic network
infrastructure and you, with the intellectual capacity of a pine cone,
use it to perform the electronic equivalent of a fart joke. Well
established. But please; don't e-mail me anymore.

We usually call this "fram" for friend spam. Some people have started weblogs in self-defense: "Thanks for sending me that email, but didn't you see that I already posted that story weeks ago?"

on August 13, 2003 05:56 AM

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