Who if anyone did you decide to kill in skyrim without being a job?

Skyrim has many characters that just rub you the wrong way. Maybe the stormcloaks, Imperials. Just some annoying traveler. We all have to admit there was just somebody we could not help but want to gut like a horker.

Here are some of mine.

The brother to the trader in Falkreath
The silver blood inside the keep in Markarth
Briath I think was her name in Whiterun

Never been to the cloud district REALLY REALLY? So I have never been to dragonsreach? Thinking of how much of a brager Nazeem is he would have noticed that my character had gone to talk to the yarl more then once.

Never been to the cloud district REALLY REALLY? So I have never been to dragonsreach? Thinking of how much of a brager Nazeem is he would have noticed that my character had gone to talk to the yarl more then once.

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I have to say, you don't give the impression of having been to the cloud district yourself. I'm not saying you can't, if pressed, name a building or landmark in that area, but something about the way you comport yourself suggests to me you've not set foot in the area. It's okay, though. Having been to the cloud district isn't the measure of a man.

ALL THOSE GOD DAMN PEASANT FOOLS WHO WON'T GIVE ME RESPECT!
I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A WOMEN,EH? PLEASE TELL ME,YOU B!TCH,HOW MANY DRAGONS HAVE YOU KILLED? OH SORRY,NONE!
CLOUD DISTRICT? FOOL,I'VE BEEN TO SOVNGARDE.
SO,LITTLE GIRL,YOU ARE NOR AFRAID OF ME? WOULD YOU BE AFRAID OF ME IF I ATTEMPT TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF,YOU SPOILED LESBIAN BRAT!
OH? YOUR PIECE OF MAMMOTH DUNG FOR A FARM? FOOL,I MAKE 10,000 GOLD A DAY BY SLAYING DRAGONS AND TAKING THEIR TREASURE FROM THEIR HOARD.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NORD STEEL? IT'S HEAVY. WHILE YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO APPROACH ME,YOU'LL ALREADY BE DEAD WITH AN ARROW TO YOUR KNEE.

ALL THOSE GOD DAMN PEASANT FOOLS WHO WON'T GIVE ME RESPECT!
I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A WOMEN,EH? PLEASE TELL ME,YOU B!TCH,HOW MANY DRAGONS HAVE YOU KILLED? OH SORRY,NONE!
CLOUD DISTRICT? FOOL,I'VE BEEN TO SOVNGARDE.
SO,LITTLE GIRL,YOU ARE NOR AFRAID OF ME? WOULD YOU BE AFRAID OF ME IF I ATTEMPT TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF,YOU SPOILED LESBIAN BRAT!
OH? YOUR PIECE OF MAMMOTH DUNG FOR A FARM? FOOL,I MAKE 10,000 GOLD A DAY BY SLAYING DRAGONS AND TAKING THEIR TREASURE FROM THEIR HOARD.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NORD STEEL? IT'S HEAVY. WHILE YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO APPROACH ME,YOU'LL ALREADY BE DEAD WITH AN ARROW TO YOUR KNEE.

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Yeah that Nord woman was annoying. I have always planed to kill her. I think each kid in skyrim is asking for it. Between Morrowind Oblivion and Skyrim I got to say that Skyrims people just seem to be asking for it much much more. Nords never seemed so annoying before. In Bruma they acted like skyrim was such a nice place without rules then look what we get now. "Your kind doesn't belong here!" "Skyrim for the Nords!" Maybe they should just say let the thalmor kill us all. Thats what they make me feel like doing.

ALL THOSE GOD DAMN PEASANT FOOLS WHO WON'T GIVE ME RESPECT!
I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A WOMEN,EH? PLEASE TELL ME,YOU B!TCH,HOW MANY DRAGONS HAVE YOU KILLED? OH SORRY,NONE!
CLOUD DISTRICT? FOOL,I'VE BEEN TO SOVNGARDE.
SO,LITTLE GIRL,YOU ARE NOR AFRAID OF ME? WOULD YOU BE AFRAID OF ME IF I ATTEMPT TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF,YOU SPOILED LESBIAN BRAT!
OH? YOUR PIECE OF MAMMOTH DUNG FOR A FARM? FOOL,I MAKE 10,000 GOLD A DAY BY SLAYING DRAGONS AND TAKING THEIR TREASURE FROM THEIR HOARD.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NORD STEEL? IT'S HEAVY. WHILE YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO APPROACH ME,YOU'LL ALREADY BE DEAD WITH AN ARROW TO YOUR KNEE.

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Yeah that Nord woman was annoying. I have always planed to kill her. I think each kid in skyrim is asking for it. Between Morrowind Oblivion and Skyrim I got to say that Skyrims people just seem to be asking for it much much more. Nords never seemed so annoying before. In Bruma they acted like skyrim was such a nice place without rules then look what we get now. "Your kind doesn't belong here!" "Skyrim for the Nords!" Maybe they should just say let the thalmor kill us all. Thats what they make me feel like doing.

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yeah like that spoiled brat in dragonsreach. Kid,your father should lick MY boots. How many dragons and giants has he slain again? oh,right. sorry. NONE! so p!ss off,brat. Or'll ill kill you where you stand.

Try not to kill anyone unrelated to a quest as i'm a bit skeptical that it wouldn't effect the game in a bad way (ie: glitch out)But if i knew it wouldn't effect the game then: Maybe not KILL the kids but would be sweet to be able to give em a right Floggin, Nazeem would be one of the first to feel my blade slicing into his belly, then the liar that lies all the time (or does he???) any Ahole that thinks they are better than the Dragonborn, Skyrim would be a pretty deserted place.

ALL THOSE GOD DAMN PEASANT FOOLS WHO WON'T GIVE ME RESPECT!
I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A WOMEN,EH? PLEASE TELL ME,YOU B!TCH,HOW MANY DRAGONS HAVE YOU KILLED? OH SORRY,NONE!
CLOUD DISTRICT? FOOL,I'VE BEEN TO SOVNGARDE.
SO,LITTLE GIRL,YOU ARE NOR AFRAID OF ME? WOULD YOU BE AFRAID OF ME IF I ATTEMPT TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF,YOU SPOILED LESBIAN BRAT!
OH? YOUR PIECE OF MAMMOTH DUNG FOR A FARM? FOOL,I MAKE 10,000 GOLD A DAY BY SLAYING DRAGONS AND TAKING THEIR TREASURE FROM THEIR HOARD.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NORD STEEL? IT'S HEAVY. WHILE YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO APPROACH ME,YOU'LL ALREADY BE DEAD WITH AN ARROW TO YOUR KNEE.

ALL THOSE GOD DAMN PEASANT FOOLS WHO WON'T GIVE ME RESPECT!
I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A WOMEN,EH? PLEASE TELL ME,YOU B!TCH,HOW MANY DRAGONS HAVE YOU KILLED? OH SORRY,NONE!
CLOUD DISTRICT? FOOL,I'VE BEEN TO SOVNGARDE.
SO,LITTLE GIRL,YOU ARE NOR AFRAID OF ME? WOULD YOU BE AFRAID OF ME IF I ATTEMPT TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF,YOU SPOILED LESBIAN BRAT!
OH? YOUR PIECE OF MAMMOTH DUNG FOR A FARM? FOOL,I MAKE 10,000 GOLD A DAY BY SLAYING DRAGONS AND TAKING THEIR TREASURE FROM THEIR HOARD.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NORD STEEL? IT'S HEAVY. WHILE YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO APPROACH ME,YOU'LL ALREADY BE DEAD WITH AN ARROW TO YOUR KNEE.

People i would kill??? heh
Nazeem and all the Dragonslayers. For one Nazeem needs to die because its not only because hes bragging about his money to the village folk but its because he didnt get robbed yet. Also because i cant tell him i Went to the cloud District like 20 times over my journey in Skyrim to save the world so he can keep being rich and being a what now???? oh yea, a farmer big deal, try being as rich as the Dragonborne oh wait you would actually have to do hard work for that.
Now the only thing i have to say about the Dragon slayers is FUS-ROH-DAH because dragons rule

Skyrim has many characters that just rub you the wrong way. Maybe the stormcloaks, Imperials. Just some annoying traveler. We all have to admit there was just somebody we could not help but want to gut like a horker.

Here are some of mine.

The brother to the trader in Falkreath
The silver blood inside the keep in Markarth
Briath I think was her name in Whiterun

Skyrim has many characters that just rub you the wrong way. Maybe the stormcloaks, Imperials. Just some annoying traveler. We all have to admit there was just somebody we could not help but want to gut like a horker.

Here are some of mine.

The brother to the trader in Falkreath
The silver blood inside the keep in Markarth
Briath I think was her name in Whiterun

Try not to kill anyone unrelated to a quest as i'm a bit skeptical that it wouldn't effect the game in a bad way (ie: glitch out)But if i knew it wouldn't effect the game then: Maybe not KILL the kids but would be sweet to be able to give em a right Floggin, Nazeem would be one of the first to feel my blade slicing into his belly, then the liar that lies all the time (or does he???) any Ahole that thinks they are better than the Dragonborn, Skyrim would be a pretty deserted place.

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My least favorite quote in any game EVER "a guard might get nervous a man approaches with his weapon drawn" bitch i carry my weapon when i want when i want

Try not to kill anyone unrelated to a quest as i'm a bit skeptical that it wouldn't effect the game in a bad way (ie: glitch out)But if i knew it wouldn't effect the game then: Maybe not KILL the kids but would be sweet to be able to give em a right Floggin, Nazeem would be one of the first to feel my blade slicing into his belly, then the liar that lies all the time (or does he???) any Ahole that thinks they are better than the Dragonborn, Skyrim would be a pretty deserted place.

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My least favorite quote in any game EVER "a guard might get nervous a man approaches with his weapon drawn" bitch i carry my weapon when i want when i want

Good to know those characters I think of killing while wondering town ect are many of those mentioned here. Off my head there are maybe 2 kids in the whole of Skyrim that I have not wished I could turn into a dagger sharpener. The natives of Skyrim other then oddly enough the reachmen just seem to be made to make you want to chop them up and feed them to their families. To bad so many are unkillable. Can just picture the kills my characters would reach if every character I felt the urge to cleave, burn, chop ect could be taken out.

The Silver-blood in the keep of markarth made me want to smear his face over the shinny dwemer door that headed out to the city. Maybe with luck a job will allow me to fulfill that wish. My Dunmer character so wants to see just how that Nord smells while he is roasted from the inside. He wants to hear him scream in pain as Daedra tear his arms off and jam their greatswords in his stumps. Oh the fun he would have.

Try not to kill anyone unrelated to a quest as i'm a bit skeptical that it wouldn't effect the game in a bad way (ie: glitch out)But if i knew it wouldn't effect the game then: Maybe not KILL the kids but would be sweet to be able to give em a right Floggin, Nazeem would be one of the first to feel my blade slicing into his belly, then the liar that lies all the time (or does he???) any Ahole that thinks they are better than the Dragonborn, Skyrim would be a pretty deserted place.

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My least favorite quote in any game EVER "a guard might get nervous a man approaches with his weapon drawn" bitch i carry my weapon when i want when i want

They are Nords and Nords are stupid. Just listen to all the Skyrim for the Nords you get while fighting them. Starting to think Nords are some sort of robot. Prime directive act like a total D-bag and say the same tired four words no matter how long the fight goes.

They are Nords and Nords are stupid. Just listen to all the Skyrim for the Nords you get while fighting them. Starting to think Nords are some sort of robot. Prime directive act like a total D-bag and say the same tired four words no matter how long the fight goes.

Good to know those characters I think of killing while wondering town ect are many of those mentioned here. Off my head there are maybe 2 kids in the whole of Skyrim that I have not wished I could turn into a dagger sharpener. The natives of Skyrim other then oddly enough the reachmen just seem to be made to make you want to chop them up and feed them to their families. To bad so many are unkillable. Can just picture the kills my characters would reach if every character I felt the urge to cleave, burn, chop ect could be taken out.

The Silver-blood in the keep of markarth made me want to smear his face over the shinny dwemer door that headed out to the city. Maybe with luck a job will allow me to fulfill that wish. My Dunmer character so wants to see just how that Nord smells while he is roasted from the inside. He wants to hear him scream in pain as Daedra tear his arms off and jam their greatswords in his stumps. Oh the fun he would have.

nope we hate nazeem because he is an annoying douchebag "do you get to the cloud district often what am i saying of course you don't". oh and yes the silver blood in markarth i would like to see all of the daedric princes killing him. and the kid in dragon reach i would kill the jarl before licking his boots! and the girl in dragon reach are you a new servent remember i like my meat rare

Nazeem, Thalmor, and those fucking Skooma dealers. Everyone else i leave alone, though i have strongly considered killing the blades leader (i forget her name) since she blackmailed me into killing Paarthanax, but that would probably turn the old guy and Lydia against me, and i don't want to do that, so i just stay away so i don't have to think about them.

I killed that one mage/scholar somethin secret-fire in dragonsreach in riverwood (i think) but not before i bought all the useful books he had for sell, but this bastard sent an assassin or a thug after me!!! and i dont even know why, the note said i was a theif, but i havent stole anything from anyone before that but an empty soul gem from dragonsreach and I was out of sight so i dont know how he would of known i did it, i cant believe he would hire someone to kill me over a sould gem, it wasnt even a grand gem at least i dont think it was -_-.....

The Kahjiit caravaneers. The Ring of Hircine had turned me into a murderous beast. I slaughtered them all up the western path near Windhelm. Then I eviscerated the small milling family just up the road.

After I had returned to my senses, I wish I had sparred them. But they were tasty, so fuck it.