Wedding presents include net curtains to tweak surreptitiously when spying on the neighbours, 'Oh next door are at it again, that's the second kerry oot this month - we'll huv tae pit a stoap tae that'.

Well Rosie, pot kettle etc but I don't think he's been following Ms Robisons 'preventing overweight and obesity routemap'. And I doubt if the tunnocks wedding teacake will help much. Hopefully they stick to their 4 units of alcohol and don't smoke too much. Any truth in the rumour that Megrahi is making a special appearance and doing a couple of twirls on the dancefloor ?

Moderation's the name of the game RMcG so they keep saying. Nobody would dare to admit to smoking these days, only someone like me who doesn't have to toe any party line. :)

Funnily enough I'm in the middle of writing something with Megrahi in it for tomorrow. Doubt if it'll be finished until then. Would he do a few twirls? I've heard morphine does strange things to you. ;)

Don't apologise for the size of the link JJ. I'll sign any petition which gets rid of the nonsense that 'second hand' smoke is dangerous. It's far more dangerous standing in front of a deep fat fryer with the fumes that come from one of these things or a grill.

ha ha Rosie. It is indeed a strange world that the SNP have given us. Attacks on smoking and drinking and eating yet they let Megrahi go free despite MacAskill saying he is guilty of killing 270 people.And Independence quietly dropped. Methinks there are strange goings on in the background.

Crinkly..Agreed. But MacAskill made a point of saying he was guilty on the day he released him. If he had been truthful and said Megrahi was probably fitted up so we're letting him go then he would have had to have had a full inquiry. This would have opened a massive can of worms. Even Levy & MacRae would have struggled to save Macaskill then.