User language templates aid multilingual communication by making it easier to contact someone who speaks a certain language. The idea was shamelessly stolen from an inferior site that will remain nameless. To participate, you can add the Lang template to your user page by following these instructions (To make it neater, Make a table for it).

Start off with {{Lang|

Then add the code for the language you speak or understand, where xx is the Uncyclopedia code for the language (see language list farther down).

Next, add a pipe |, then your level of understanding of the language, as follows:

0 if you might be expected to understand the language (e.g. if you often contribute to articles about it), but you actually don't.

1 if you can understand that language well enough to use an article as a source for writings in your own language, but you are unable to significantly contribute to an article in that language.

2 if you can contribute to articles in that language to some extent, but you are not confident in writing in it and therefore you are likely to make many mistakes.

3 if you are confident in writing that language, but often minor errors occur.

4 if you can write articles in that language at the level of an average native speaker.

N if you are a native speaker, i.e. if you are use that language in all everyday situations and you have a perfect grasp of it, including colloquialisms. (This means that if you moved from an xx-speaking country to a yy-speaking country at the age of 12, and have never spoke xx language again, you should classify yourself as a native speaker of yy and not of xx, even if you used to speak nothing else as a child. In the case that you moved as an adult, you should decide by yourself, according to your 'feel', and in rare cases you might even have several native languages. If any of these "if-then" nonsense actually applies to you, consider this fact.)

If you have a suggestion (like one you've made for your own use) for a new one-of nonstandard language template, mention it on the talk page section, providing an example in raw code. If there are enough people interested in using it, it can be made into a template and added here. See Uncyclopedia:Userboxes for nonsensical languages.

If you have a suggestion (like one you've made for your own use) for a new status/nationality template, mention it on the talk page section, providing an example in raw code. If there are enough people interested in using it, it can be made into a template and added here.