Thursday, October 21, 2010

My God. You broke the Blog.

Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...

And now you've reached it.

Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"

So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.

As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.

See,this is what I said before you, in MY blog...I think we've been capped minions, I think we discovered the comment limit. *Wipes tear* I'm proud of you guys. This is what I was going to say:Hello Minions of the universe!Has Derek commented yet? You know what, I'm just going to say that Derek likes tea and that green tea is his favourite. So, there!ANNDDD... If we all agree that we are 100% okay with wierdness to the tenth degree I may just post a story that kind of has to do with SP. It's... wierd for sure.Blessed be,Miss Mary Hiashi

Hahahahahahahaha!! I know!! I came here earlier and was like "FIVE THOUSAND COMMENTS!!!" So I tried to say something along those lines and it wouldn't let me. Hahaha! That's when I realized No one could. :D

Derek Landy sat down on his favourite chair in his house, drinking his favourite (see this is partly where the tea question comes in). Relaxing mostly. He was about to take the first sip when the cup dropped out of his hands and poured out onto the ground. The chloroform ridden cloth was then removed from his face...

5000 comments? Looks like someone's getting more popular.... and he doesn't want to be. Ha, ha. Karma. Sorry, Mr. Landy but your just going to have to face the fact that your popular. Popular people have to write blogs. Blogs make people happy. Blogs make minions. Would you have 5000+ minions were it not for this blog? Well, you probably would, but here you know what they think. :)

grr i really have to watch the timing on comments... i haven't been on this blog ALL day i was outside with my friends.....see i do have a normal life *sort of* when im not freaking out over when your next book is coming out or like if you posted another comment or when ill earn my black belt FOR GOODNESS SAKES WHO AM I KIDDING IM DYING OVER!

ha i just watched Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy...ok so its a kids movie but i love it anyways one of the characters is a talking skeleton and my brother *the oldest of the younger 2* he said,"look its Skulduggery!" i almost slapped him for saying that....that skeleton is nothing more than a cheep rip off that has no humor....or a snazzy suit like Skulduggery......sorry im probably just hyper from a soda and the fact that girls kicked butt in soccer today! *that would be englands football* Bt during soccer at a corner kick in the girl kicked it at my face and i blocked it but it still got some of my face and it HURT! but other tahn that my day has been AMAZING! half day baby! yeah way too hyper.....

Darkness spread through her veins as twisted thoughts cloud her mind. She looks down upon her self; her form is not fit for her being. She shrugs it will have to do. Power surges through her muscles, they twitch with the urge to crush something or someone with her dagger like claws. Dark purple smoke curls around her fingers. She leans her head back and takes in the sounds of war. The cruelty of war feeds her mind with thoughts of rage. A twisted smile forms on her lips; she has become what she feared of. No she was not her anymore she has become some one entirely different.She wasDarquesse.

Ok Derek im posting this for like the FIFTH time i want to know what you think of it..it came to my mind after i read sorry reread the fifth book...i wrote it just for you so PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW! im going to keep posting this piece until i get a comment about it....well ill repost it tomorrow

omg....DEREK! YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT MY BLOG PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's no don't use the carrots but still please check it out in your i guess very limited spare time and please leave a comment i would very much enjoy that!

sorry bout randomness im like really hyper for no reason did you know that the tarus which is my birth sign one of their countries and capitols is Dublin Ireland no joke its kinda scary actually that i found this series in the first place

Hi Derek. Any plans for a film version of Skulduggery? I assume someone has already snapped up the rights. I was talking to my husband and we'd love to see it but think it would probably have to be rated at least MA to be true to the story. What do you think?

You know you love us, Derek! You know you do and you hate it but there is nothing you can do about it! YAY!!!!

And you still havn't came to New Zealand! Bad, Derek, bad!! I gave you warning and i warned you but did you listen? NOOOO!!! Why didn't you listen, Derek, WHY!!! (Sobs uncontrolingly!)WHY!!!!!!!! Now i have to take matters in to my own hands! I will be on the first plane to Ireland and KIDDNAPP you! It shouldn't have come to this! Oh, wait you have to have be over 18 to fly over seas... Ummm, the kiddnappins is off untill further notice...Never mind! BYE, DEREK!!!!!

I'd like to see if we can break it AGAIN.And do you really, truly, honestly read every single comment? And have you watched Tomorrow When The War Began? It's based on an Australian book by John Marsden. You've probably heard of it. It's epic, you should watch it Derek.

100 comments! ‎1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D

okay sorry some french woman forgetting to sign outs account there....a couple of weeks ago i turn of my computer as i finished downkaoding my homework onto a usb and downloaded it onto my laptop i go to bed and when i wake up my mother and the Hog A.K.A my dad are standing there with a bunch of tickets and apparently it was a lbunch of tickets to around Europe anyway im in France right now and lately its going crazy here we go...1.I Go to Europeokay well thats the only thing i can explain in a list but listen to thisIn the Hotel in Greece which was our first stop i carry my mothers bag i drop it it and all this marternity stuff falls out and then she tells me SHES BEEN WITH THE HOG FOR 1 YEAR AND... this is big and i cant belive i tell people on the other side of the world this SHES prewgnant and its coming in a few weeks no wonder of all the daggy clothes Okay less bad in Italy I had some sort of seizure which they call a convulsion later they find out it was a real one...Is my life that horrible ill write my fan fic now....

Giggles and greetings, Derek. Really, I giggled quite a bit at this post. And when scrolled down the comments, I was shocked at the end when I saw no New/Newest links yet. The page looks so short right now. Almost sickly. It'll grow. Sing to it and play it Mozart music. It'll grow.

1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D

Well.................. ^ That's not entirely true because my friend hates Justin Bieber but she doesn't like death, at all, of any kind so even though she hates him she just wants him to disappear into a cave.

NEW FAN FIC ERRRR ALSO 1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D

^^ Yeah Mr Landy got 5000 comments…if you’re that powerful can’t you make the German book stores publishing your 5. book faster? Here in Germany it won’t be out till autumn next year T.T can’t wait that long.

what the....?5000 COMMENTSON THE POST WHERE DEREK ASKED US NOT TO POST AS MANY COMMENTS :o

I WAS A GOOD MINION AND ONLYPOSTED LIKE.....10.MAINLY BECAUSE I COULDNT KEEP UP WITH THE REST OF YOU.HI ALL! I MIGHT NOT SPEAK OFTEN AS YOU GUYS ALL HAVE MAD TYPING SKILLS. (NO JOKE.)HEY DRAGONA HAVE U PREDICTED ANYTHING ELSE FOR ME 2DAY?

5000 comments? Nice :DI saw a video of you german tour and have to ask: Why did you let them DESTROY your book??? D: I mean did you notice the color?????? It's a kind of pink isn't it....?Well nevermindHave fun at your course

actually u guys seem to have slowed down commenting today.hey, maybe i can actually keep up :Danyone else in the school holidays at the mo? its the first day for me :Doh also does anyone have any cool random ideas about what to get for chrsitmas?

Geckogirl, I don't even know what I want for my birthday next month... never mind Christmas... I would like a bike and some dungbells so I can actually work out... I don't, I just have naturally strong and big muscles hehe...

lol ok dragona i believe u....im thinking of asking for like a foam ball shooting gun. i already have a crossbow that shoots rubber darts but im not allowed to use it in the house and the target dosnt stay up outside so im thinking of getting that aswell so i can sneak up on people and hit them with it. teehee. yes, i am evil.

yeah dragona i think you should make an overflow blog! we should make a rule that all comments that are to be posted to derek himself should be on this blog and all random convos should be on the overflow blog! that way derek can answer all our questions and we can all have random convos without driving him insane!simpplllllee!

have u guys ever been on firebox.com?ITS AMAZING! HAS THE MOST RANDOM GIFTS EVER!!!!!!!im getting like half my christmas suff from that place! and im not really getting that much christmas stuff coz im asking for a ded expensive camera.BUT STILL PLLLEASSEE CHEACK IT OUTand the best thing of all is that it delivers to theUK and not just america like most random cool stuff!

rotfl. your blog title made me totally crack up. which is fairly hard to do while listening to the depressing stuff I am at the moment. However: YAY! We fans are SO awesome!Including myself.which was sort of implied when I wrote 'we' but who gives a damn?I don't--OH YAY! A happy song came on in my stupid shuffle, I was about to kill myself.Oh well. I've just discovered (again) that my parents suck so I'm gonna go and wallow in my stupid teenage misery.We're all gonna die,~Ambiguity

Oh, this morning is so crap... daytime tv generally is... especially this morning... oh why can't I go on GTA San Andreas? Oh, it's because I'm ill... fair enough... Anyway... what dvds have we got? Hmm... I don't want to watch Sherlock Holmes... have we got primeval?YES!Awsome... where is it?Oh... I don't know...Ah well... being a loner is such fun...

lol last week me and my freinds were stood on a road this was our convo

Me: strolling around looking at headlights in distance *walks slowly towards pathFreind: *doesn't realize i have moved* Why are we stood in the middle of the roadMe: *points at coming car* I'm not but I figured you were stood there because your suicidalFreinds: *runs off road*

Oh my music teacher is really annoyed about my fringe he doesn't like me having this long he gave the excuse"your not allowed a hairstyle that blocks your vision"Me: it doesn'tHim: really close your right eye and tell me how many fingers im holdingMe: *does as he said 5 or 4 considering if you count your thumb

I have a cut on my finger i cut it yesterday and it hasn't stopped bleeding I think theres some glass stuck in there stopping it from closing up.

I think my freinds are vampires they only come out at night or when the weathers miserable there lways cold they used to live in south africa but there really pale and there was this one time when I cut my ankle on some brick work and they wouldn't look at me and said they needed to go home when they were still allowed out for 30 mins?? suspicious i think so