5 definitions
by
Max Sexton

Just as you’re about to mercilessly dog your cum in her, you yell out “Who’s the maverick?” She may be mute with confusion or respond, “I am”. Then you donkey punch her, pull out and while squirting all over her ass you proclaim “No! I’m the maverick!”

Dude, I Palinfucked the babysitter while wearing my team Levi t-shirt.

The teabang is a degenerate sex party practiced by ignorant conservatives following a failed political rally. Frustrated participants palinfuck each other while screaming, “I’m the maverick, look I’m the maverick!”
They often congratulate each other with a thumbs-up and a wink.

1. “That rally sucked so bad I’m going to palinfuck the shit out of you.”

2. “Though she felt used and degraded after the teabang, the maverick's cum crusted on her ass gave her a sense of political power.”

Pingstain is a tenacious cummy blemish on ones’ garment. Usually caused by orgasmic ejaculation of the male’s reproductive fluids after he reads an erotic text message or email pinged over the internet. His sperm exits the penal orifice propelled on a trajectory to inconveniently attach to the surface of said garment with an initial globular voluminous appearance. Subsequent exposure to decay and evaporation reduces the gift to a watery slime that infiltrates the interstices of the finely woven fabric to dry into a pertinacious pingstain blemish.

1. “Hillary was dismayed by the blemish on Bill’s shirttail.”

2. “Monica panicked when she donned her dress and realized she had failed to launder it.”