“I think what it does show is that everybody, in the end, wants to come and live in New York. Now, cats reputedly have nine lives, and [Willow] clearly wanted to spend at least one of them here in New York City. I just don’t know what [she] was waiting for.”

Or, translated for those non-native New York speakers:

“We have tons of stray cats in New York. They are literally everywhere, especially in Brooklyn and Petco, where we sometimes drown them love them very much. If you have a stray cat looking for a home, please bring them down to Bloomberg Pet Emporium, located off the highway right next to New Jersey.”