asian sloppy joe sliders

January 7, 2013

For reasons unclear to me other than a permanent underlying keen nostalgia for my childhood, I got a hankering for sloppy joes. I haven’t eaten a sloppy joe in… well, gosh, I don’t even remember the last time. But I probably still had Barbies and Lite-Brite pegs strewn all over my room.

I did have a Maid-Rite back in my Iowa days, but that’s not quite the same. No — a sloppy joe is saucy and, well, sloppy. A sloppy joe promises to keep all of its filling inside the bun when you first look at it. Then you pick it up, take a bite and half of it tumbles through your fingers back onto the plate and that’s when you realize sloppy joes can’t be trusted. But at least you can spoon up whatever casualties you’ve left behind.

Forgive and forget, that’s what I say. Especially if that means I can have more of these Asian sloppy joe sliders.

But seriously, what is a childhood if it’s not filled with memories of tasty sloppy joe dinners? We didn’t have them often, but when we did it was A. Good. Day. That, or the days we got to eat TV dinners or those frozen pucks of salisbury steak with mashed potatoes on the side… but that’s not important.

What is important is that sloppy joes can and do transcend the transition from childhood to adulthood. You can be a fully (read: mostly) capable adult and still have a sloppy joe and not feel like it’s wrong. In fact, it’s so, so right. Especially when it’s in slider form and mixed with Asian flavors like sriracha, hoisin sauce and ginger. Then we top it all off with bread and butter pickles and crunchy shredded slaw and serve it with a glass of cold beer on the side (totally necessary to make these more grown-up). Finally, we pick them up, take a bite and sure enough, the fillings fall. The measure of a completely untrustworthy — and truly perfect — sloppy joe.

OMG! First of all, love your blog! Gorgeous. Second, I love this recipe because my Mom used to make sloppy joes all the time for my brothers and I. Third, Lite-Brite’s are epic! They really need to make a comeback.