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Monday, February 11, 2008

the rubber ducky incident.

okay, so i have a million rubber duckies. i used to buy some cheap one every time i had a bad day and i guess i began this at a tumultuous time in my life and was suddenly a collector.

well, i am now on the brink of thirty and am reconsidering my large collection of rubber ducks. i think all those house cleaning shows are shaming/scaring me into wanting to get rid of things. also, real estate in the bathroom is hotly sought after now for our growing collection of epiphites.

this ducky, however, stays. i think it's the oldest one in my collection and is made in ireland - an erstwhile hotbed of rubber duckdom, no doubt. there are a few more that have to stay for reasons of sentiment or kitch, but i think i can whittle the keepers down to five or six.

so that leaves at least 50 assorted rubber ducks that need to go.

make me an offer?

i will consider money, things and services.

you have to go in for this sight unseen (to keep it interesting) but i can tell you the rules i maintained for my collection:

1) no doubles (although i may have ended up with a couple as gifts).2) no clothes (ducks don't wear clothes)3) no anthropomorphism (barf. duck + human = barf)

leave your offers in the comments section. let's see if we can get a crazy bidding war going on, which would be amazing considering nobody knows this blog is here.

i will abruptly announce the moment when i decide which offer to accept.

I love the one in your photo but she looks a little nervous about the epiphite looming over her. Does she know she gets to stay?I wanted to wish you happy birthday too. I was sorry to miss the workroom and feel like I probably missed all kinds of fun.and I'm honoured to be on your blog list in such select company.

Here's the rules:1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

that is one cute duck!i would take them, but my bathroom is already occupied my own mini collection of ducky's, sponge monsters and bath salts and soaps in the shapes of other things, like fruits and pigs.

i was looking forward to biggering and bettering the offer too. i also didn't realize the bid was for the whole set! i thought it was like, you'd consider good offers and then match up individual duckies with good homes...

but i am proud to house the collection! now, where the hell will i put them all?