My Uber Driver is an R2D2 Unit
Self-driving taxis are being tested this year in Pittsburgh, Phoenix, and Boston, as well as Singapore, Dubai, and Wuzhen, China. When Self-driving vehicles are combined with the capital savings from the improved lifetime of electric vehicles, the cost of electric self-driving cars will be so low it will be cheaper to hail a ride than to drive the car you already own. This is how big oil will die.

Foreign Goats Stealing Union Jobs
AFSCME is mad that Nubian goats are stealing jobs from their workers at Western Michigan University. The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance complaint against the university, claiming that hiring a team of goats to remove poison ivy is unfair to union members.