I'm more irritated by the Guatemalans dressed in all white from Ramalamadingdong Ministries setting up camp right in front of the no soliciting sign. They used to be silent. Now they know enough English to attempt to guilt ya.

I had a couple of the neighbor kids ring my doorbell a couple of years ago and I ordered a few boxes. Then, they never delivered them. WTF? They showed up for trick or treat and I asked them where my cookies went. Their mother heard this and quickly came running up from the sidewalk apologizing profusely. I had a feeling that those kids dropped the ball on more than just me. Now I just buy them when the kids set up camp at Kroger. Instant gratification.

I had a couple of the neighbor kids ring my doorbell a couple of years ago and I ordered a few boxes. Then, they never delivered them. WTF? They showed up for trick or treat and I asked them where my cookies went. Their mother heard this and quickly came running up from the sidewalk apologizing profusely. I had a feeling that those kids dropped the ball on more than just me. Now I just buy them when the kids set up camp at Kroger. Instant gratification.

I had a couple of the neighbor kids ring my doorbell a couple of years ago and I ordered a few boxes. Then, they never delivered them. WTF? They showed up for trick or treat and I asked them where my cookies went. Their mother heard this and quickly came running up from the sidewalk apologizing profusely. I had a feeling that those kids dropped the ball on more than just me. Now I just buy them when the kids set up camp at Kroger. Instant gratification.

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Those little girls were skimming. They are going to have a bright future in business or government.

Slightly off the subject: A few years ago my son in-law and I went to some store. There were some kids at the entrance trying to give away small puppies. When they asked me if I wanted one, I said to my son in-law, "When was the last time you fed the snake?" He said, "Three days ago." I told the kids, "no thank you, we didn't need one right now." My son in-law does NOT have a snake, but he is a quick thinker.