Say hello to Aventador, Lamborghini’s new HBIC (Head Bull In Charge) and the sinister replacement vehicle for the former Lambo king Murcielago. Her menacing matte black finish is straight from the factory. So is the 691HP fire breathing V12 residing beneath those sexy glass slats (first all-new V12 in almost 15 years). The whole thing is good for nearly 220 MPH and, if that’s not enough, shifts faster than you can say whiplash.

How appropriate, we spotted this one at the posh Shore Club in Miami. I wonder how big a douche the driver is.