When Audrina Patridge was pregnant last year, I covered a magazine interview she did with Fit Pregnancy. It seemed like the vapid girl from The Hills was all grown up – she seemed happy, confidant and low-key. She met an Aussie guy named Corey Bohan and they were together for several years before she got pregnant. She gave birth to a baby girl in June 2016, and then she and Corey married last November. All of it seemed very low-key and normal. Which is how all of those Dateline specials start, before you hear about how the nice, normal dude that she married is a raging psycho. Audrina filed for divorce this week after what sounds like a nightmarish situation.

Audrina Patridge is divorcing her husband of less than a year, on the heels of running to court to get protection from him … TMZ has learned. The former ‘Hills’ star filed to divorce Corey Bohan on Wednesday, and according to docs the split appears to be triggered by a series of incidents she considers menacing and emotionally abusive.

In the docs, obtained by TMZ, Audrina says the violence began in mid August when they argued about her accusing him of cheating. She says she was holding their daughter, Kirra Max, when Corey pushed her back. Audrina says he then emptied out her backpack and purse, and began punching himself in the head … and threatening to bash himself in the head with a metal canister if she left. She says Corey had threatened suicide before — in July while she was out of town on a business trip.

According to docs, on Sept. 6, Corey was at home watching Kirra, and when Audrina got home, he began calling her names and harassing her. Audrina says she grabbed Kirra and went upstairs, but he followed and told her she’s “f**ked up” because of her childhood and her messed up mother. She says she started recording video of him, and he said, “Grow some balls and pull the trigger and file for divorce.” At this point, she says she was terrified and called police to file a report. On Sept. 15, she says child protective services came to the house to meet with her.

Her breaking point came this past weekend. Audrina says she was on a panel at a beauty event, and Corey showed up and followed her on the stage. She doesn’t say it got physical, but he demanded to know where Kirra was and said he was going to get her. Audrina says, “I was shaking at this point.” Audrina filed for a temporary restraining order against him on Monday, Sept. 18 … which was granted. Audrina’s rep says, “Audrina’s number one priority is her daughter.”

[From TMZ]

TMZ provided another story later in the day: when Audrina went to their house on Monday and tried to get some of her stuff and he refused to leave when she arrived – at this point, she already had the restraining order, so he broke the order just by refusing to leave. He apparently also had a bunch of security cameras installed in the house to 'keep tabs on her.' When she told him to leave, he called her a C-U-Next-Tuesday.

TMZ also says that Audrina knows exactly what she wants from the divorce: primary custody of Kirra, Corey isn't allowed to take Kirra to Australia, and she doesn't want to give him any spousal support. He's a BMX dude, so I would assume he's got some money coming in, but who knows' Anyway' poor Audrina. It sounds like she's doing everything right and good for her for getting out. As for that little sidenote about their argument and Corey telling Audrina that her mother is f–ked up' I remember Audrina's mother. Audrina's mother is FUN (and drunk).

Here’s Audrina Patridge (who I haven’t posted in over four years) making an impressive return at the SIMPLY Los Angeles Fashion and Beauty Conference the other day, and the only reason said return is impressive, and the only reason I’ve posted these photos is because I’ve always dug this girl’s wicked legs, and as you can clearly see, she’s showing off a whole lot of her wicked legs in that skimpy little dress… nice! Alright, until we see her unleash her killer legs in four years from now… enjoy!

We literally have not written about Audrina Patridge in years. That's not necessarily a slam on her. She's not building an empire like Lauren Conrad, but Audrina also is not a hot mess like Heidi Montag. Audrina is currently expecting her first kid (a girl) by her fianc Corey Bohan, a professional BMX dirt bike rider. She shows up at events every now and then, but I mostly think that her life is probably pretty low-key. So why cover Audrina's Fit Pregnancy and Baby magazine interview' I don't know. I can never predict which celebrity-quotes will set off the mommy wars, so let's see what we can dig up. Some highlights from Audrina's interview:

She's not planning her wedding during her pregnancy: 'It's a little overwhelming. After I have the baby, I have no idea what size my breasts will be or if my hips will go down or get bigger. So for now dress shopping, at least, is on hold.'

She didn't want to be a knocked-up bride anyway: 'I didn't want to rush getting married because stress is bad for the baby. Corey said, 'Stop caring what people think. Their opinions don't matter.' Anyway, we've already been together for so long, it's like we're already married. It's just a title at this point ' and a ring.'

They have made the wedding guest list: “We just finalized the guest list, and it’s about 130 people, mostly family. As far as friends go, we only invited the ones who’ve been there for us in the past year and who will continue to be there for us for the next 30. So, no one from The Hills made the cut. If we were doing a really big wedding, I’d invite them, but we’re keeping it intimate.”

She feels like a woman now: 'There were three or four days during my first trimester when I could not get out of bed and all I wanted to do was sleep. But overall, I'm feeling good! Watching my body transform has been amazing. I feel like a woman now.'

She's not doing a home birth: 'I'm definitely delivering in a hospital. I've had friends who've gone without drugs and they've said it's super painful but they'd never do it any other way. Meanwhile, my sister Casey, who has two kids, had an epidural both times and she made childbirth look easy. I'm not sure which route I want to take yet. Either way, I'm a little scared. All I know is, the moment I feel my first contraction, I'm going to the doctor. I want to be in the hospital bed, relaxing, with my lavender-oil diffuser set up.'

[From People]

'Casey, who has two kids, had an epidural both times and she made childbirth look easy'' That's my kind of competitive-childbirth story. Let's encourage moms to compete about who had the easiest, most stress-free births instead of all of these God-awful horror stories about home births gone wrong, and wanting to power through childbirth with no drugs after only gaining 5 pounds during your pregnancy. Granted, I haven't given birth (and I don't want to), but I respect that Audrina very simply states her preference to give birth in a hospital. Flame war! Home-birthing flame war!

As for 'I feel like a woman now,' I think if Audrina was a different celebrity, she would be getting more shade there. I rolled my eyes and thought 'so pregnancy is what makes someone a 'real woman' now'' But since it's Audrina Patridge saying it, will there be any yelling'

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