Shit they could have saved ink and just wrote, "we can do anything we want with you". I love the part about "ill or injured are elligible for evacuation" ...isn't that generous they included that and they're not going to charge me. And I love the way they use the word "volunteer" so flexibily. "you're volunteering to go in there where the ebola is".
Anybody with that much control over whether I live or die I want at least $100,000. a year to start and a $1,000,000. life insurance policy. tax everybody at home on their couches for it too. When Chuck Norris and the mutants rebell we'll be ready.