I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so focused on this program. Projects take a while to create. It happens. It’s not like this was bankrolled by some major Hollywood studio or anything. It’s not like this was part of Netflix’s upcoming schedule or anything.

I really shouldn’t be upset that Bottle Service hasn’t fully appeared. I shouldn’t be upset at all.

Yeah, right…

The recent sizzle reel for Bottle Service was posted on Facebook by an app named Crowdfire. When I saw the link, I immediately thought that Bottle Service was either getting crowdsourced to maybe raise last-minute funds for editing, or that the series finally escaped the editing room and a debut date was on the way.

No dice. Crowdfire is an app that helps promote your projects, whatever they may be, by posting them to social media. It’s a promotional tool, no more, no less.

And any chance of seeing Bottle Service fully realized … isn’t happening. Heck, if it hasn’t happened in the past six and a half years … why should I expect the episodes to appear tomorrow.