Finally, a box tag that might beat the ‘slashing action’ Obi-Wan. Since last time, Hasbro woke the dragon (again,) we talked a lot about spoilers in general (no actual spoilers below,) and those Star Wars phonics workbooks got a workout. Also, a doggy!

So. We’ve already covered the trailer – twice! Here are the rest of last week’s tweets, as well as more trailer tweets, because really, what did you expect? (No, that’s not an invitation. Mansplaining inception has already been achieved!)

The tweets are coming so fast and furious that it just didn’t feel right to hold onto them for another week or two. So here’s the second batch from the weekend! Part 1, from Friday only, is just back that way.

Well, that was a day, wasn’t it? I love you all, and thus I have tread through all the erection jokes and true fan bullshit and hashtag spammers (we trended!) to give you the best tweets about yesterday’s The Force Awakens teaser trailer. Big congrats also go to @starwars, who made it past the 1 million follower mark today!