People Who Browse Reddit Are Atheists

Teens nowadays are so culturally enriched. Browsing reddit and understanding the universe is basically as synonymous with teenage years as smoking marijuana and riding longboards. Let's take a look at six faces of the future generation that proudly represent the one true religion; atheism.

The master shit talker himself calling anyone who doesn't automatically accept his point of view "mindless sheep". He doesn't even give a damn what you respond because he's got his headphones in probably blasting ANTI-MINDLESS SHEEP music. Screw your archaic doctrines and your archaic style.

At least this guy had the courtesy to capitalize "feminists". Honestly I wouldn't give a damn either if I could grow a fashionable beard like this.

If you're playing at home, this is the third fedora in this post. This renaissance man is a musician, writer, gamer, tech geek, animator, and comedian EVEN BEFORE he has the chance to attend the world renown DeVry University. You're honestly an idiot if you don't listen to what this intellectual and fashionable beast has to say.

I agree, I wouldn't have it any other way than this genius expanding the human genetic pool. I doubt you can name one poor trait about this philosopher bestowed upon us by God himself known as David Rord. Oh wait, not God, by the way, is fashion sense hereditary? [4 Fedoras]

If this guy doesn't put a smile on your face I guess you're just not enlightened yet...maybe it's time you guy to your local thrift shop, buy a fedora, and fucking learn how to fucking enjoy life.

If there is a God I can't imagine what he'd rather be doing than thinking about this man "ToastyMcAwesomeness" touching himself at night.