“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,” the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.

I think our troops would do very well with a visit from the bikini wearing bimbo Lohan. She can get up on stage, sing one of her recently shelved songs, and let her boobies bounce around while thousands of girl hungry troops oggle her fun bags.

She also stated that she would take shooting lessons before going. Shooting lessons? What, just in case she gets deployed while she’s there? She’ll pick up a rifle, shoot a few insurgants, and be back at the Mondrian before you know it. Sounds like the typical weekend for most party girls. Just be sure to bring plenty of water, we wouldn’t want you getting dehydrated and not showing up for your “shoot”.

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