Borne from the ashes of the podcast formerly known as Robochode rises a greater phoenix. It burns with the intensity of three suns. It wears plumage as brightly colored as light filtered through a perfect prism. Rearing its head back, it readies its first words in years to echo across the hills and valleys for days on end:

"FUCK YOU BITCHES I'M BACK"

Binary Chode is here to stay, ladies and gentlemen, so you best be prepared.

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Episode 001: Hey dickbrain! It gets better
[There are times when Jon laughs really loud. If you're listening through headphones, err on the quieter side of things. This has been a public service announcement.]

For our first episode, we try to imagine what it's like being trapped in your body for 10 years and figure out why sperm (as well as all manner of sexual behavior) goes the way it goes. In addition, we learn that Clint canít imagine dealing with coma patients, Conor bases his science knowledge on Doctor Who, Jon hates mammals and the human race, and Levi hates agreement. But be safe in the knowledge that it does, indeed, get better.

If you like the music snippets that you heard, give Suck City by Black Math and bitterfly by etc. the full listen.