"Man, food here is good.",Zero thought as he ate some chicken at a table. He originally snuck into guild to see how members act in their natural habitat(so far, very rowdy and fun), but the smell of cooked bird triggered his instincts(dang you joyan blood).He tried to paint on guild mark (though was messy so decided why not put two cause red and blue are awesome!) and some what succeed.With chicken in hand and guild marks, can continue to ea-observe!

Julius was sitting at a table where 2 guild members where fighting Hey idiot watch out where you place your hands my whole steak is covered in your dirty hands! Oh it is? Then you shouldn't place it there! And who cares it's just a piece of meat! The 2 guild members where preparing for a brawl. When the 2 gave each other a punch was the moment Julius snapped. Water Canon! Julius sprayed the 2 guild members to the other side of the guild through the door. Don't get Julius wrong Julius loves the rowdiness of the guild but when brawls start for stupid reasons then please start them outside the guild. Julius stood up and walked towards the bar but then he noticed a man devouring a plate of food on a stranger way then he saw Zecarayus devour a plate of food.

Julius decided to say hi since Julius didn't know if the man was new to the guild or not he didn't did his way of saying welcome. Um hello sir... *snrk* How are you? Julius was at the edge of bursting out of laughter because of the mans strange way of eating his food.

Heero sat on the bar of the Guild Hall; much to the disdain of the bartender who could be seen behind him giving him an irritated look comically.

He had one knee up, leaning an elbow on it; he would flex a fist on his right arm which stayed covered up in bandages. Taking a huge swig of his beer; Heero watched as a huge brawl busted out near Julius' location.

Within about ten seconds, of trying to stay calm. Julius snapped and started blasting people with water. No sooner did he start brawling himself, he demanded that everyone else stop. Smiling at this oxymoron of a moment, Heero slapped his knee and began cracking up.

Until he saw Zero at a table, literally throwing DOWN on some chicken. It actually started to make Heero want a snack too.

"One slayer to another, share that chicken!" Heero demanded of Zero as halfway across the room, an orange Exceed came flying through the air and elbowed Zero in the face; picking up his plate of chicken and flying high up toward the ceiling where no one could reach.

"Yikes, this stuff is gonna be delicious!" Garfield said as he sparkled to himself, flying up high above the rest of the Guild. "Sorry Zero!" as he said this, he took a huge bite of one of Zero's drumsticks.

Heero who'd been planning on getting to Zero's chicken himself fumed at his Exceed from down below.

"Hey...I saw that chicken FIRST! Drop it now, hey STOP eating it!" he fumed as Garfield continued to munch away up above. He tried firing a few Sky Slayer spells at the cat; but he dodged the wind everytime. "Damn you cat!!!"

"Oh ho, you wanna play dirty do you cat?!",Zero exclaimed."All I need is...aha.", Zero said as he spotted his target.Grabbing some punch mix, he went to barrel of water and proceeded to make his weapon of vengeance."Alright with this batch done;Water Dragons Punch Shots!", Zero exclaimed as he tried to splash the cat with his punch. Unfortunately, the small cat was too fast for Zero.

Who soon realized after using half his ammo;that he splashed the GM and a bunch of other guild mates."Oh how to save this..."", Zero thought.Stuffing his hands into two turkeys, he realized only one way out.

Heero would watch as his Guild exploded into chaos. His Exceed was literally dropping chicken on people like rain. Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard; steaks. It all flew around in a mix of chairs and tables as well.

The camera would triple zoom in on Heero; who stood there twitching with an anger mark above his head. As he was covered in punch from head to toe.

"Zeeeeerooooooo!" Heero would suddenly come running across the room with TWO TURKEYS on his hands like boxing gloves just like Zero.

"When did he get those?! Aye!" The Exceed, Garfield yelled as he dumped chicken from above on people.

As Heero crossed the room running at Zero; he would kick into H-Ranked Speed and clobber Zero in the face with H-Ranked strength. This would send him flying out of the Guild, with a trail of smoke behind him as he would soar four hundred feet back and probably crash land through someones roof, or a shops roof in the city of Magnolia.

The rest of the Guild got a sweatdrop above their heads as everyone saw the hole in the wall; and Heero standing there knees bent.

..........................

"GET HIMMMMMM!!!!"

The rest of the Guild would bumrush their Guildmaster and begin hammering him with whole hams and turkeys.

"Gyah! Be---trayed by my---OWN GUILD!!!" Heero said inbetween getting hit in the mouth and face with turkeys and hams, and pretty much any piece of food as the pile on continued; he reached up a hand from the pile, that twitched and gasped for help.

Before Julius knew it their new guild master Heero came out of nowhere and asked Zero some of his food. But then a orange exceed came descending the plate and picked it up. Something in Julius says that this isn't going to end well... Julius said worried. And he was right he saw that Zero stood up and used a spell not any normal spell but a water dragon spell. Julius stood their dumbfounded watching as the man was shooting water to the exceed.

But in the end the exceed dodged all of his attacks but instead of showing any sign of defeat he grabbed 2 turkeys and used them as boxing gloves to Heero he even screamed food fight what couldn't end well. The exceed started throwing food to other guild members. Julius on the other hand was lost in a laughing fit because of the turkeys on Zero's hands. *snrk* hahahahah those hands hahahahahahah Oh my gosh hehehehehehe hahahahahaha! Heero on the other hand wasn't really amused with being hit by turkeys and literately kicked Zero out of the guild leaving a big hole in the roof of the guild.

The guild members weren't amused with Heero's kick and began hitting him with food. Oh my gosh! Master Heero! Julius has to do something! I got it! Water Tentacle! Julius changed one of his arms into a tentacle of water and began pulling the guild members away from Heero and smashed them against the walls. When Julius pulled of the last guild member his arm returned normal and Julius ran towards Heero. Master Heero! Are you alright?!

As Apollo returned home from a job he smiled at the guild hall from the out side. "home sweet home..can't wait to see everyone again. as he open the door fooid was flying everywhere. "what one eath" as a turkeuy drum hit his shield. "geez I leave for on day and this is my thanks..." he sighs shaking his head then walking in only to see Heero getting assaulted by guild mates and produce. as A guild member he has yet to meet yet pulls people off Apollo throws a shield around the three of them as his and the guild member walk up to heero. I know we are Fairy Tail and this is oour thing but seriouslly..." he sighs lookng at them both as a turkey hits his shield he turns looking at the guild shaking there head as they resumed the food fight. "Are you Alright? "He said as his guild master twitched a little bit.

"Awww tah tah tah, he hits just as hard as I remember", Zero said as he got up from the table he was on.He had flew through the sky until he landed in someones house. The surprised family looked at him and their former dinner below Zero."Heero?" they asked with a tired voice."Yup, guessing hes famous for this stuff around here?", Zero asked the family."Yup, but we're used to it so we'll just send him the bill",said the father."Cool. Hey Blake, guessing you saw my flight?", Zero asked as his exceed came through the hole in the roof."You piss of Heero again?", asked Blake."Maybe a little. Cmo'n, lets go back the guild, some peeps need to show you.", Zero asked."Fine, lets go then", Blake said in a grumpy voice as he picked Zero up by his tail and flew back the guild.