If you are coming here to knock on me and give me a rude rating, then be advised your animosity towards my jocularity will only make me stronger. I will outlast you. I will outwit you. You will succumb to my good nature and affability in the end. It is as inevitable as the sun rising on a new day.

Spurs are my team. I didn't necessarily pick them out of a hat, but just about. When you live in the States, it's hard to figure out how to start in the EPL. I chose them because I love London, prefer a mostly English team, and think they play with a lot less ego than some of the other top teams.

Everton gets a nod because I love Timmeh, and think Moyes is solid.

US-England. My home country and my ancestral home. Always on for them.