Blame it on the church.Oh they've done some wonderful things in their time, they preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery of the Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament and the indivisible oneness of the Trinity. But if they'd let me wear one of the little rubber things on the end of my cock we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.

Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom, for I am a Phillippino.'