I have an interesting story from this weekend. Ok... so it wasn't a call girl per se. I had a girl come over to my place for a "sensual" massage. Basically, just a massage in her underwear. She was very attractive and we had a good conversation. Turns out, she's an inactive Mormon with TBM parents. I told her not to worry about feeling guilty about her inactivity because the church isn't true and she seemed to very interested in how I knew that. We discussed a couple issues and I sent her home with my copy of Grant Palmer's 'Insider's View of Mormon Origins' and told her not to pray about it. We were supposed to have a followup lunch on Monday, but now she won't return my calls. Damn WTF?! I want my book back.

Maybe the lent book will be the seed to many future disaffected apostates. You can only hope.

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Doug:
I have an interesting story from this weekend. Ok... so it wasn't a call girl per se. I had a girl come over to my place for a "sensual" massage. Basically, just a massage in her underwear. She was very attractive and we had a good conversation. Turns out, she's an inactive Mormon with TBM parents. I told her not to worry about feeling guilty about her inactivity because the church isn't true and she seemed to very interested in how I knew that. We discussed a couple issues and I sent her home with my copy of Grant Palmer's 'Insider's View of Mormon Origins' and told her not to pray about it. We were supposed to have a followup lunch on Monday, but now she won't return my calls. Damn WTF?! I want my book back.

Haha! Great story. Favorite part: "...and told her not to pray about it."