Kid Rock Gossip

Like I said last week, Coldplay is fortunate they did not perform after Radiohead. Because in their first Grammy live performance, Radiohead owned everyone’s ass. And my Gwyneth introduced them! Her smugness must be killing you… So there were some sucky sh-t performances, and then there were the ones that made you thankful for DVR. Full Story

Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October- Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’s changed her mind. - Pam and Rick party hardcore, Pam is seen looking cranked leaving a Hollywood club- by New Year’s Pam is once again alone. Full Story

Breathe easy. Xenu is not torturing us with any more Pam progeny. In an interview tonight with E! Canada’s bimbo denies the recent reports: No more kids. No more kids. Of her pending divorce from Rick Salomon, she goes on to say: "I wish him the best. It"s a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms. Full Story

Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest – like the cockroaches of Hollywood, dragging their eggs around, dropping them randomly. Full Story

Just a week ago, Kid Rock was hanging out in Toronto doing blow with Hollywood Ebola http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4009 Paris Hilton. This weekend, Kid was arrested in Atlanta after throwing down at a Waffle House (funniest.location.ever) after he and his crew got into an argument with some redneck patron who recognised him. Full Story

This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You will recall, he also spent some time with her post-prison at her Malibu beach house this summer – photos attached – though Kid recently told Rolling Stone nothing went down: “I regret to inform all of you on and offline tabloid junkies that I am not dating nor have been intimate with Paris Hilton. Full Story

Kid Rock is currently promoting a new album. At the same time, his ex wife is making headlines for her engagement to Rick Salomon…yet another all star. Curious timing, non? So Kid grants an interview with Rolling Stone and offers his take about what happened last year in Vancouver – when Denise Richards attacked two elderly ladies with a laptop and when Pam’s publicist (at the time) pre-empted everyone and announced she’d suffered a miscarriage. Full Story

Pam’s romantic resumé is all class. Her two ex-husbands, seated a few tables apart, apparently could not stop taunting each other. Needless to say, because all white trash confrontations end in a scrap, they ended up coming to blows, with Kid decking Tommy hard before security stepped in to drag them out. Full Story

My Gwyneth … off crutches and stylin’ with a cane and the help of her friend Stella McCartney – love it. Here she is alongside Aerin Lauder at an Estee Lauder event in NYC. Casual chic gorgessity and of course. But of course her cane is from none other than Tom Ford. Of course. Interesting observation made of late in London – that Chris Martin who is supposed to be a teetotaller has been seen hitting the pub scene rather often. Full Story

The Bacardi Breezer Fashion Series hits Toronto this weekend…and I am hosting! Where: This is London, 364 Richmond St W, Toronto When: Doors Open at 10am What: Fashion Show featuring Rock & Republic, Citizens of Humanity, Seven for All Mankind, Dom Rebel, and Lady Dutch is launching its new fall lineup. Full Story

Once upon a time, they said Britney would take her crown. And I agreed. Now upon a time, no one who can live up to the legacy. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. Which is why she is Madonna. Other observations: did you love Keith Urban’s set with Alicia Keys? Loved. Without Granny Freeze, perhaps there is something there. Full Story

Toxicology reports back from Lilo’s car crash in late May. Big surprise – she had cocaine in her system and twice the legal amount of alcohol. And still, right up to that point, that mother of hers was insisting she was absolutely fine. Right. On the one hand there’s Lynne Spears who forces her kid into rehab, sacrificing short term good will for long term LIFE. Full Story

For a pathetic 33 year old pretending she"s 25, London is Utopia. Will be here for a while, on assignment for eTalk, covering a few exciting events. More details to come.

Am dead tired, please excuse typos. Somehow managed not to sleep a wink on plane. Ended up watching The Painted Veil instead. Now considering putting Edward Norton back on Freebie Five. Quiveration in the sky. Was torture.

So apparently my beloved Rocky is in a bit of a spot. Something about his wife allegedly being given preferential treatment from a traffic violation and let go without incident.

But isn"t there something so delicious about one hypocrite bringing down another hypocrite?

Only in LA.

And only fitting I suppose. That Hollywood Ebola met her match in someone equally conniving only much more intelligent who most definitely knows that I comes before E except after C.

It"s RECEIVING you idiot! Not RECIEVING!!!

Thursday, will post between naps and Pimms and perhaps a trip to TopShop.

Britney’s mother is talking, a new round of pity for Jennifer Aniston, Katie cuts her hair… and does spiritual enlightenment involve partying in Vegas?

Doubtful.

And still Paris Hilton will be paid $800,000 to host a Get Out of Jail bash at the Hard Rock. Of course Barbara Walters will find some way to excuse it…and you bet your boob job Ebola will most definitely be on her list of 10 Most Intriguing People of the Year come 2007. Senile old bat is quickly losing her grip.