There's a storm in my teacup!

Well, in my dollar store mug.

Remember I mentioned I had a GBA with an Afterburner fitted? Y'know, it lets you play the machine in darkness, because it has a backlit screen to it... well, after playing Advance Wars 2 for a bit in bed, I grabbed for my copy of a gaming magazine and went to read it... and for a few seconds I tried to imagine some crazy combination of a magazine with backlit pages that'd let you read it in near-darkness... then hit upon something.

Anyway, when one of you people invents a glow-in-the-dark book and sells the patent on and gets millions of people interested in reading again ("read at night without a light!"), you can tell me how stupid I was for passing on a bloody fantastic idea for no reason at all.