Martial Arts Photoshop Contest for Jan 06: Motivational Posters

Everyone has seen those annoying motivational posters with captions such as "Teamwork: There is no 'I'" or what have you, under supposedly inspirational images of a bald eagle eating apple pie at a baseball game or something.

So with the plethora of Pics of Disaster we've compiled over the years, we figured we could apply our own insights onto such images in case dojo owners wanted to "motivate" their students, if only through shame and humiliation.

Here's the link to the part of the Gallery where you can upload them for us to host:

How the **** does this thread sit idle for hours then the 2 of you post the exact same thing with in seconds of each other?

When I first checked the thread, I saw that the HTML for posting a picture was wrong, so I fixed it with a post...only to find that it had already been corrected. I was going to type a retraction, but I was too lazy. I'm saving my strength for the gym. :eatbaby:

Mauro: Coming into the ring now is Giant Silva. 7 foot 2, 385 lbs, making his debut in Pride.
Bas: Wow, that is one big guy!
Mauro: He must have an enormous Johnson!
Bas: Ur…I suppose.
Mauro: What are his keys to victory here in the Pride ring tonight?
Bas: Well I think he needs to use his reach, avoid Heaths takedowns, and try to use his size to overpower him.
Mauro: I mean, imagine the size of that thing!
Bas: Now Heath is coming into the ring…
Mauro: Do women really like them that big? Doesn’t it hurt?
Bas: I really wouldn’t know.
Mauro: I’m starting to feel a little insecure.
Bas: Let’s just talk about the fight.
Mauro: You’re right, el Basito. What are Heaths keys to winning here tonight. What does he have to do? What are his strategies for emerging victorious here in the Saitama Super Arena tonight?
Bas: Well, the first thing…
Mauro: My wife says she doesn’t like them too big, that it’s all about how you use it.
Bas: That’s not what she told me.