Frisk lie in the race car bed, holding Papyrus close. They had been going steady for almost a
week now. The sun shone thru the blinds, waking them up.
“SO FRISK, WHAT ADVENTURE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON TODAY?” asked
Papyrus with his trademark grin. Frisk thought about this, putting their finger on their chin.
Finally Frisk leaned over and whispered in Papyrus’s ear.
“WHAT!?! YOU WANT TO … MATE??” Papyrus started sweating nervously.
He kind of knew what this was but he was not sure. “FEAR NOT, FRISK! FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL SHOW YOU THE BEST SEXUAL INTERCORESE THIS LAND HAS EVER
SEEN.” Frisk seemed pleased with this “BUT FIRST I NEED TO RUN SOME ERRANDS…
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.” And with that Papyrus bolted out of the door, leaving Frisk wrapped up in a blanket.
Papyrus started to sweat WHERE IN THE UNDERGROUND CAN I
FIND INFORMATION ABOUT THIS? he thought. Then he got a great idea! The Library!
He saw the sign “LIBRARBY… EH, CLOSE ENOUGH.” He went inside.
“Welcome to the Library, yes, we know the sign outside is misspelled.” greeted the librarian
“GREETINGS, IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS. I AM HERE TO PROCURE A BOOK
ABOUT THE MATING RITUALS OF HUMANS!” screamed Papyrus
“Unfortunately that book is checked out, and has been checked out for a long time, It has been
overdue for a year now. All ye have is this book about the mating rituals of insects, will that work?”
“PROBABLY”
Papyrus skimmed the part about praying mantis and immediately returned it because he got way
too horny. “OH GOODIE, I CAN'T WAIT TO MATE WITH FRISK!
Papyrus returned home to find the Frisk was already naked. “... RIGHT, CLOTHS OFF. THIS
IS THE FIRST STEP, I KNEW THAT.” Papyrus took off his costume for the first time in who
knows how long. … Papyrus had no idea what the next step was.