Gary King: We'll always have the disableds. Sam: We'll always have the disableds.

Sam: If you think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies, you're crazy! Gary King: Why? The disabled's is out of order.

Sam: Andy, What's happening? Andrew Knightley: Gary thinks we should keep up with the crawl because they know what they're doing, but they don't know that we know what they're doing, and basically no one else has a better idea so, fuck it.

Sam: I'm just going to head to the loo. Gary King: [Snickers and jumps off the couch to follow Sam in the bathroom] Nature called!

Sam: [as Gary follows her in the bathroom] What are you doing? Gary King: What are you doing? Sam: I'm going to the toilet... Gary King: Well then, so am I! Sam: Gary, you are out of your mind!