Now that so many celebrities are getting media-savvy, it’s sort of refreshing to hear about Kelly Osbourne’s ex-fiance, drug use and weight loss all within one interview! While talking with British Cosmo, Osbourne let slip a little TMI about her ex of sixth months Luke Worrall, target of Kelly’s Twitter melt-down and purported man-slut. “I think we need to spend time working on ourselves, but it doesn’t erase the fact that I’m head over heels in love with him Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ I haven’t been with anyone since Luke,” Kelly revealed. She like a lady Kanye!

Osbourne also gabs about painful gossip regarding her weight, packed on after a trip to rehab. “When you’re a fat girl in Hollywood, it’s not fun. You never get looked at the way skinny girls do. I covered it up with my humor, but suddenly I found myself unfunny and hated what I saw.” By fat, Kelly means still 20 pounds thinner than the rest of America, but we digress. “I replaced drugs with food. I was emotionally eating and hated the way I looked, but I couldn’t mask my self-loathing with pills anymore.” Osbourne eventually found the cure-all that is Dancing With The Stars and is looking slimmer and feeling healthier than ever.

But in case you’re wondering if Kelly will tweet the deets immediately if anything personal or icky happens, don’t worry. Just yesterday Osbourne took to Twitter to exclaim, “Not sure weather I am going to throw up out my ass or mouth right now on bathroom floor dying!!!” We feel the same way, Kelly. The exact same way.