Emily: um mom, Ethan took off his pants and underwear and Steven is sniffing his butt

Mom: WHAT?!?!?

Emily: Are they supposed to do that?

Okay, now there are so many things here to comment on. First, the fact that my eldest son is sniffing his brother's ass. That is just wrong on so many levels. The other big red flag that we have a problem....Emily is not sure if that is okay or not. Well child, of course it is NOT okay. We are not canine and do not sniff each others butts.

Mom: STEVEN, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! What in the world do you think you are doing?

Steven: I don't know.

Mom: Are you a dog?

Steven: No.

Mom: Are you supposed to smell peoples' butts?

Steven: He (referring to his brother) made me do it.

Mom: He shoved your face in his butt?

Steven: sort of

What does that mean? Sort of? Sort of? What does that mean? Clint says nothing the boys do surprises him becausethey are boys and boys do really weird, stupid, dumb shit. Lord help me!!!!