Saturday, August 22, 2015

I WILL NOT PLAY IN A BAND WITH SOMEONE THAT...

Recently some guy asked me to start a band with him, he said
it would be great and we could do a punk, metal, & rock ‘n roll thing. “Fuck
that!” I thought to myself, he then told me that we would sound really good, “Like
I give a fuck or two shits about sounding good!”

In this point in my
life I don’t have enough time to start a band, fuck I don’t even know when I am
going to have a day off, but that is not the reason I didn’t want to start a
band with this guy. The truth is I didn’t want to be in a band with someone
that loves Jesus, listens to Slipknot, wants some pussy, & most importantly
is sober. Yes, he told me all of these things over the course of five minutes…
He expanded on the pussy thing by telling me he only started jamming to get
laid.

I told him nicely that
I don’t have the time, but he insisted that I jam with him & he even told
someone I was in his band, which is embarrassing to me since I don’t hang out
with squares.

With that written this is a fun yet informative guide to
what type of person I will not Rock ‘n Roll with!