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The Randominov Legacy 1.8

Glad you can join us again to another update with the Randominovs, and their silliness; Rocco’s imaginary friend; Antone’s evil plans to take over it, and Ivan… nothing is there to say about him. Really.

Objectives for this update: To get the kids grown up as soon as possible and be done with generation ONE.

Obstacles: Ivan’s thread of being THE ONE AND ONLY.

I still recap although it was like, a few days ago… I just love re-living the funny moments of my lame jokes. Does that even make sense?

There was lost of this right here,

Because coco is too adorable when he is with puzzle,

And then we had some more,

And then this,

And theeeeeeeen, this happened!

Antone’s evil plans to snatch Puzzle from his brother. tsk.tsk.

Oh yeah, Ivan was also in the chapter,

Okay since we covered all the “then” there could possibly exist within one recap, let’s move on to the update, shall we?

I guess long gone are the days when we started of with Ivan doing something stupid…

Now we got coco to show us how to have fun! Oh wow, I hope now that he has matured a bit there won’t be none of that “imaginary friend nonsense” and he will start hitting on girls.

So where is Ivan?

I’m going to bed!

What about your kids? You still need to put tony to bed.

*cue in Shark’s theme*

*stronger now. stronger*

I’m going to bed!

Tsk. Brat.

Several secs later,

What is it Boris?

Oh…

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Damn you for giving me two kids! And get that green thing off of my face!

*sigh* these kids of mine. tsk. tsk. At least I haven’t seen that Puzzle in a while.

…

“Puzzle I love being in the hot tub with you. I feel like we are closer somehow.”

“Yes we are! Friends for ever!”

I seriously give up!

Days later,

What are you doing under the rain?

Waiting for the other two to come out.

And go where?

You soon will know, it is all part of being random.

Tell me about it.

So the family decided, or rather Ivan decided it would be nice to have a family outing to the Spring Fair, at night, under the rain. Classic BORIS! At least coco might get to meet some girls and possibly start hitting on them, and possibly start dating some, and possibly… am I asking too much?

Who says there are schedules for having fun with your family?

I didn’t say anything, don’t mind me.

Antone: this shit better get real!

And real it got… but boring real. What followed was a night of Ivan picking Easter eggs – assuming he saw them since it was so dark….

And coco dancing to the tune of … oh gosh you better listen to it yourselves.

Thank you for the nightmare coco… now moving on…

I have no idea what this does.

Bah. Me neither.

How many eggs is that? ^ ^

Spring Fair sucks!!

I agree.

Please send me to CAS. I implore you…

No. Your punishment now will be to remain in this challenge for as long as I desire. Muawhahahaha.

Antone: Please make that for eternity.

Hours later,

Father and son, together at last!

Rocco: What’s the meaning of a naked picture?

Ivan: You’ll understand it once they nude for you.

Rocco: I’ll rather become a movie composer.

Ivan: Anything. But please never play teddy-bear games.

Would coco be a hit movie composer and finally hit on girls?

Would Ivan teach him how to get them to nude for him?

Find out in the next installment of: Coco and the Nudes, and Teddy-bear Games.

And now we move on to coco, and he is sneaking out of the house early in the morning. Or is he going to the school?

Wait a minute! Where are you really going coco?

This ain’t no school bus!!!

Shhh. Just watch.

Okay, but when you get caught by the authorities don’t ask for help.

Oh this is a very pretty house. I wonder who lives here?

“Welcome to my shop. How can I help you young man? Looking for a love potion?”

“Damn you are good. But not that good; I need to turn my love real. That is, into flesh and blood.”

“That will be a feather and some crows ink.”

Eeeeeh? I think we have reached a point in which either we are crazy for reading this, or… there is no or.

“It’s eyes will burn. It’s lips will twitch. And in the last sunset, it’s hands will reach: my heart, my soul, my body and more. And Puzzle will be real, forever… MORE!”

Okay. Good luck hon.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

The story of our lives since he was born.

Hey tony, tony, look here… tony… look…

What? Where? A Ghost?

No. Let’s play a game together. ^.^

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Jeez!

So the days were fast-forward happened to fly by…

Oh happy days!

Oh happy days!

When Ivan was…

Zombie: coco. *gasp*

You guys missed this, I know you did…. you guys wanted this right here.

For some reason zombies weren’t a bigger part of this update… continuing…

But I see coco really wants to be a musician. Let’s see, because he has to become an actor per challenge rules. Yep. Shame.

And Ivan is still trying to cook something worth something. This doesn’t look that bad though… I might want to hire him to make my meals.

Oh happy days!

Anyway, Ivan was given a vacation trip. Kids were left home. ALONE. YES. *goes hit herself with the hammer*

LOL Coco has the good trait, so I picture him as this very mile person who is only agitated by the torments of not meeting others expectations. While Tonny can care less about what others think. I can’t remember if he has the evil trait, but I think he got something of the sort. I haven’t been to the game in weeks… *sigh* I miss playing them.

“Puzzle I love being in the hot tub with you. I feel like we are closer somehow.” <– Like lovers? ;D
wtf that gummy bear thing is going to give me nightmares forever. Where did you find that shit?!
OH FUCK YEAH I HOPE HE MAKES PUZZLE REAL
Antone is gorgeous! I love his skin! Which one is that?

I think Antone’s skin is the one I have as default, or is it MIX? I’m not sure. I will have to go into game and see. But I can do that for you.
Oh, right, the time for BORIS to be up for download is coming soon teehee.
And that song gave me nightmares while I babysat for my little cousin. He was listening to the damn thing. Outrageous.