Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Officially On

TMZ has scored some exclusive photos of America’s Hottest Couple (ahem), and they are just as good as you’d expect them to be. I mean, it looks like Jesse’s put on some eat-yourself-sick-because-your-cash-cow’s-gone pounds, and it kind of looks like he’s trying to substitute his ex-wife with what’s really just a poor man’s Sandra Bullock, but hey. Everyone’s gotta just do their thing, right? Jeez.

Look, I like Kat Von D because she’s an entrepeneur, and Jesse likes her because she’s got millions of tats. He’s an an entrepeneur big time. They can do what they want, and I’m happy if they’re happy, so to speak.