In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Sirius Black thought he knew his brother. But when Fate decides to play a somewhat cruel trick, he'll realize how wrong he was about Regulus. With an eighteen year old teenager brought back to life, a Dark Lord rising, and new secrets discovered Sirius will have to forget everything he thought he knew.

A story of life, love and loss. Kurt goes back to Ohio to be with his father as he goes through his prostate cancer treatment and bumps into the last person he expected to see at the oncology ward: Sebastian Smythe.

What would happen if when Ianto died, he were sent back into his own timeline and given the chance to change his future? A glimpse into Ianto's Journal as he reruns his life from 18 onward. AU / mostly-Torchwood / future JANTO / tiny DW crossover

A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.

People raised their glasses to him-"Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived." This story, though, is not about Harry. Although it was true-Harry was alive-the story that was told was false. Harry Potter was never the Chosen One. Neville Longbottom was.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took.

Compare and Contrast the Following, Part II. With Loki now living in Stark Tower and working with the Avengers and SHIELD in explaining his magic, another mysterious disc arrives so to clarify the Other's actions and Thanos' goals. The Avengers watch MARVEL'S 'The Avengers'. Further prepared for their enemy, they work to protect Loki from the consequences of his actions.

Ed is sent to Hogwarts to help the DADA teacher purge the school of "rebellious" students and teachers; however, can Ed stay true to his mission or will he end up on the side of the people he is supposed to be arresting? T rating.

Curly, in a final effort to discover where Rhonda's heart lies, ingeniously develops a 'love potion' that makes its drinker unable to resist their deepest desires for their true love. However, when things go wrong and half the class manages to take the potion, things get a little crazy!

Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville

Truth has cruelly tricked Edward during the promised day, what has Ed mistakenly chosen after being coerced into the wrong decision? Why do people here believe alchemy to be dead and him to be strange? T for safety.

When a group of demigods decide to disobey the gods and help the mortals against the alien invasion, they are discovered by SHIELD. The consequence? Nico di Angelo must become SHIELD's newest agent. What could go wrong?

When Loki gets a second chance, he finds himself saddled with a midgardian child. This child will be the key in keeping the balance of the world. Can the God of Mischief shape the young boy into the man he is destined to be? Set in the Unchanged Future for Charmed.

After a chance encounter with a strange boy, S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers catch wind of a mysterious group called the Guardians. They might be a new threat, or they might be hidden allies, older than any of them had imagined. And the longer it takes to decide what to do about them, the worse everything gets... (Sequel now up and in progress)

Stiles penchant for trouble shows itself when his father takes him to Portland to get him out of Beacon Hills while he works a case with Portland PD. Unfortunately for Stiles Portland has thousands of Wesen and he can see them. Derek/Stiles Part One of Werewolves and Hunters and Wesen and Grimms, Oh My! series

After being frozen for four thousand years the remains of the final battle are uncovered and taken to the Jeffersonian. What happens when what was thought to be a corpse is still alive and kicking. Literally. Lance/Naruto

Any other time I would have smiled hearing howls tear through the night signaling that my…no not my...the pack was coming. But not now. These howls make my blood run cold because they are getting closer to their target. And it just so happens to be me. *Do not own Teen Wolf or Supernatural though I wish*

Bilbo finds Kili as a child during a storm and takes him in. He ends up caring for the boy as his own son and raises him in the shire. What happens when one day his worst fears come into reality as Gandalf arrives along with a very real possibility that he's going to lose his son forever?

Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!

A fight with Pitch leaves all the guardians a little problem to temporarily keep them company... and Jack's turn has come up. Tooth finds him after a couple of days missing, and he's different. Wonderful art cover done by: Katfosel. Thank you so much!

The case started simple enough: A serial killer in Manhattan and the BAU team is called to shut them down. Dr. Spencer Reid makes the connection between the slasher markings and Norse Runes. No one knows what this means until one bloody letter gets the Avengers involved. Who is the stranger Reid sees? SLASH eventual Tony/Spencer/Loki served with a sides of Thor/Bruce & Steve/Clint

Dragging themselves back to their safehouse after an explosive Preventers mission, 5 young men place things in perspective after a lifetime of fighting. Sometimes pain and exhaustion can be the best motivation. Shounen-ai/yaoi Multiple Pairings 4x5x3,1x2

Konoha might have won the war but with the Jounin's death rate rocketing, Tsunade has no choice but to promote Chunnins to Jounins fast and she wants Iruka to be an examiner? Iruka is just a Chunnin, right? And why does Kakashi like to see Iruka furious?

"Derek will kill you. He'll tear you limb from limb!" Stiles says, scrambling away from him. The Alpha ambles closer. "No, I don't think he will," the Alpha says. "I mean aside from killing a couple of hikers in his territory and doing him this favor, I haven't really done anything to Hale. Once I'm gone he'll probably be happy with the gift I've left for him." (Sterek preslash)

Sara Price knew better than to step through the door in her sister's shower and enter the world of Pride and Prejudice. She knew better than to get in over her head. She did anyway, and now has to handle Her meddling Ladyship, a multitude of Collins brothers, and unexpected and unwanted feelings for a certain militia man. Wickham X OC

Bonds of friendship and love can still be forged no matter how far apart those connecting hearts maybe and then there are some bonds that no matter how much time has passed are never broken. Sequel to Ghost That Kept Me. *Not for Gwen fans*

BIOTA AU. Rachel's party unfolds differently from canon, bringing three disparate people together. Anti-Klaine and Anti-Raine. Lots of character bashing. A KuSS story - Kurt/Santana/Sam. Heed the warnings inside.

Loki is brought to Odin after the attack on New York, but the Asguardians are not prepared for what he decides to do; tell the truth. Well, Loki's truth at any rate. Warning for descriptions of torture.

When Envy forces Ed to do Alchemy, he and his brother are pulled though the gate and tossed into the HP world. Now, Ed has made a deal with Dumbledore in an effort to get themselves back to their home world, but at what cost? R&R

Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.

HP/FMA - Despite warnings, Icarus flew too close to the sun, melting his wax wings and plummeting him into the sea where no one noticed. However, unlike Icarus, Ed would not give up; if he could not fly, then half-drowned, he would walk.

Helga has been chosen as the first tribute for the Hunger Games, and through a stroke of bad luck, her district partner turns out to be the same blonde haired boy she's loved for fourteen years. With determination to keep him alive, the games turn out to be ever so not in her favor. :Does not follow Katniss' plot, so no spoilers or need to have read the triology:

Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.

Post-movie. After Loki, they all sleep, only because he doesn't sleep at all. Or, five nights the team slept well, and the one night they returned the favor to the Hawk that guarded them all. No pairings or slash.

Nico has reached 16. A landmark of any child of Hades. Seeing Nico might be worth something, Hades offers Nico a gift. A crown. A title. Power. 3 years after TLO/Dark Nico/Partially OOC/Rated T for language and later gore/Part Five of Five up/NO Romance

Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!

What if Chris lied to the Halliwells about who he is? Chris is not the son of Piper and Leo, but that doesn't mean he's not a Halliwell. Who are Chris' parents? Will the sisters find out? And what's this about him being twice blessed as well?

Writing up the report on the Night Travellers, Jack finds one line in the Electro guide book that confuses him – it closed in 1977. It leaves him with one question, how did Ianto watch films there if it closed six years before he was born? Jack/Ianto.

Robert Chase wasn't expecting much when his boss lead him and his team mates to a dark ally to meet someone. What happens when Chase's past comes back to haunt him.... if that is his real name. I don't own Charmed or House.

Takes place at the end of Breaking Dawn and after. Leah Clearwater is the only girl in her pack of wolves,The Cullens and the wolves are getting set to fight the Volturi,but Leah is jolted by a sudden change in gravity. Read, to find out more!

Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton Academy after an attack leaves him rendering speechless. Literally. Kurt cannot speak and one Blaine Anderson is there to be a helpful and supportive friend. But what happens when both secretly want to be more?

"Of course I could have killed you. I could kill you right now. I could've killed you days, months, years ago, whenever I liked. It'd have be easy, easier than blinking. But I never have, Arthur. And I'm not going to. Not ever." REVEAL FIC NON-SLASH

Against his father's wishes, Prince Ichigo attends the performance of the renowned hypnotist Sousuke Aizen, and is given a post-hypnotic suggestion. What hold will Aizen develop over Ichigo? And where will it lead? AU set in Victorian Europe, AiIchi yaoi.

Burt Hummel's dead, Kurt Hummel's doing his best to stay under the radar of Child Services, and the escalating bullying is quickly bringing him to the end of his steadily shortening rope. Enter a certain blue police box. AU off of Grilled Cheesus.

Short drabble that takes place after Santana slaps Finn. Santana runs off, and Kurt and Puck, of all people, go to talk to her. Why? The New Directions are curious, too, and go after them to listen in. Turns out the three have been friends for a while...

Edward and Alphonse had finally started living their lives back in Amestris, but a new set of homunculi cause an unforeseen string of events that lead Ed back through the gate... and into what lies beyond. Rated for violence and Ed's potty mouth.

In a world where modern crumbled and magic just begun, an old widows ramblings become prophesy with the start of the Dias war. As Preventers special struggle to find the answers to the riddle she left behind, the world is in waiting for the keepers 5:WOLF

Just a oneshot about what would've happened had Merlin told Morgana he was magic too when Morgana first found out about her magic. She never turned evil and never trusted Morgause. Please read and review

In BIOTA, Blaine compares Kurt to Karofsky. Kurt...does not react well. In fact, he doesn't react to much of anything because Blaine's been trying to get a hold of him for a week and he never answers a single call. Good thing Blaine's stubborn.

Raven tries to drown her problems at the bottom of a beer glass, but what happens when she's stopped by the one man she never expected to see? And what happens when he wins a bet? Raven and Red X, slight song-fic.

The senshi are attacked and captured for unclear reasons and Ami must go to the dimension her friends were taken to and track them down through a job at the Preventers headquarters on Earth, dealing with the pilots and her suspicious neighbor. Heero/Ami

Jou is beta testing a new VR game for Kaiba Corp. That's the bad thing about beta testing anything. Who knows what can go wrong! At least wrong for Jou. To a certain CEO, this could be the chance of a lifetime. E. Hypnosis, yaoi, NC-17.

I have blended in with these wizards. I have taken on a false personality to become unnoticable. I will not stop. I will complete my mission. I will walk in my ancestors footsteps. I am Neville Longbottom. I am an Assassin.

After the 'miracle' ended Jack heard Ianto's voice. Through a crack in Time & Space. A Ianto in another dimension. A Ianto without a Jack. What does Fate have in store for them? Post CoE/MD. A fix-it of sorts.

Ed and Al had always been inseparable. But now Al is showing signs of a huge secret he's been keeping for years that could tear them apart. Now Ed doesn't know what's real and what's not. Maybe they need a therapist. Or maybe they need a Doctor.

SEQUEL to "Returning the Favor". Aaron knows better than to name the abandoned puppy, but he does anyway. The pup is determined to be the newest member of the Hotchner-Reid household. -Slash, established relationship. Please read warnings.

Hinata, Shino, Kiba, and Kurenai-sensei, are sent to Hogwarts to learn about witches and wizards. What will Team 8 find beyond the world of ninjas, while hiding the fact they are ninjas? Harry's, Ron's, and Hermione's first year.

After the hectic events of the Big Bang, Rory Williams, the Lone Centurion, finds it hard to shake the terrible memories of being plastic, which are beginning to tear him apart. Good thing the Doctor's there to help him...

"You never let McKinley change you, so don't let, Kurty," Kurt has slowly but surely been falling to Daltons - and the Warblers - comformations. Will a visit from Brittany show Kurt - and the hidden Warblers- just how one-in-a-millon Kurt really is?

Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.

What happens when a private conversation containing delicate information is over heard by a bewildered audience? Will Merlin survive the consequences? A finding out story, post 3x05, Arwen! Dark!Merlin SPOILERS FOR UP TO 3X05! NOW UP WITH EPILOGUE!

The kid had to know what he was saying and what he was implying, even if his expression was one of cluelessness. Was Reid trying to tell a dirty joke? - Rossi POV with Reid, Hotch & Morgan. Rossi-Reid pre-slash if you really want to read it that way.

Torchwood One held many secrets and after the Battle of Canary Wharf, Captain Jack Harkness discovers one of them - Ianto Jones. A series of interconnected episodes starting from Canary Wharf. AU. eventual Jack/Ianto. Torchwood Three - Part 1

SLASH. When Merlin saves a young boy from would-be-kidnappers, he unknowingly starts the course of events that lead him to meet the boy's father, Arthur, who has played a painful part in changing Merlin's familiy's life in the past.

Edward Elric goes to Hogwarts. His mission? To protect Harry Potter and his friends. Edward struggles to figure out the truth behind magic, and when he does, betrayals are revealed, secrets discovered, and lives hang in the balance. RoyEd! DMHP HPxFMA

Reincarnation is a funny thing, and for Arthur, his life is about to change forever. Will he be able to save Albion again or will history repeat its self? Merlin/Arthur slash. Modern Au. Please R&R hope you enjoy : Rated T for language.

After a freak encounter Kakashi finds himself in a most unusual situation: trapped outside his body unable to find a way back in. But the only glimmer of hope is in the most unlikely of people. Just who is Umino Iruka and what is his interest in Kakashi?

Just before Kurt is given the option of changing schools, five new students appear at McKinley that might just turn everything around for him. 01x02, 03x04. Spoiler from Glee 0206 at least, and GW in general.

AU Story. Spencer is a ten-year old boy in the Nevada foster system. When Rossi and the team are called to Las Vegas to catch a child killer who now has Spencer Rossi bonds with the boy and decides to adopt him.

It's the story everyone knows; the story about what happens when two people get lost in Limbo and how one has to perform inception to get them out, only to face some harsh consequences upon waking. Only this time, it's Arthur and Eames, not Cobb and Mal.

Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.

Alan and John just wanted a small break, some time with their dad and each other before heading back to school and space. Just something normal. Tracys can't seem to do normal. At least not when I write the story. Oh, Happy Birthday to LMB.

Luna thinks George should break up with Angelina and fall in love with her instead and she has prepared a list of reasons why, now all that remains is convincing George...but will it be enough? T for mention of sex.

While in Romania for a family reunion, Neville Longbottom meets Charlie Weasley, and they instantly connect. Until a slight misunderstanding ruins everything. Thankfully at Charlie's own family reunion the romantically dense Weasley gets a second chance.

Face fears, take plunges. Do it for someone you love. Spencer Reid hates asylums and everything of the like. However, he decides that keeping a promise he made to his friend is more important than his fears. NOT SLASH.

Arthur loves Eames in a unconditional, overwhelming sort of way. A week later, Arthur goes missing. Ten days after that, Eames finds him unconscious in a hotel, the PASIV humming gently by the bed. in which Arthur deliberately traps himself in Limbo

The Black Order has been defeated and the Earl has free reign over the world... except... one exorcist remains alive. Time is out of joint, the light is fading, even with the help of an unexpected ally, can she mend what was broken? Tyki/Miranda

REPOST. Neville thought they would always remain just friends, but matters of the heart tend to outweigh matters of the mind. Slash. rated for future chapters. NL/HP OOC Begins in 6th Year and continues past graduation. COMPLETE

The A-Team are called Hannibal, Face, BA and Murdock. Murdock's nick-name is Howling Mad, so why isn't he called that. Set in 'Nam but it's vague enough that it could be set in the movie!verse as well.

A number of occurrences at the end of season 5 cause the Jeff team to realize how much they've grown to depend on their resident psychologist. BB are assigned to a new therapist, and Zack gets into trouble at the institution.

Canon, pre-Twilight. Alice and Jasper joined the Cullens a few weeks ago. Jasper is struggling to become a member of this peculiar family, but he's having problems adjusting to a life so different from anything he's known.

Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!

With those three simple words, chaos erupted. Morgan scanned the crowd, desperate to see a member of the Team. He was stunned as his apparent savior effortlessly cut through the crowd. Morgan, Hotch/Reid, Team

Seriously depressed after the war, Neville Longbottom finds love and comfort from an unexpected source, only to find he needs to give comfort and love in return. Slash - don't read if that's a problem. Rated M for later chapters. Chapter 12 & complete

"There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them." Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!

After running away from home, Alice finds herself taken in by an inhumanly beautiful family. Are they really human? And what happens when she takes a particular interest in one of them? AU. Jasper/Alice.

A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.

The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.

Eventual 4x1. Heero's forced to take a vacation, meets Duo's daughter, & gets captured by people thinking he's a billionaire. Could things get ANY more twisted up? Sister fic for APATHY. Adventure, drama, empathy, romance, and a lil of everything. CH 6 up

Stand Alone Fic, No pairings. Section Chief Erin Strauss listens in on a conversation in the BAU's meeting room, and finds herself reminded that her Agents, as amazing as they are, are still only human. And were once children, too.

Reid has something in common with a suspect; scars on his body, self inflicted. When the suspect is cleared, Reid cannot let the boy leave without offering him the help that he never had. And in doing so, Reid is able to heal one of his own wounds...

REVISED. When our 5 heroines sign up for a charity date auction, they think they're getting a simple romantic evening. But when they're bid on by high school enemies, neurotic millionaires, and popular frat-boys, they find themselves in over their heads.

What if in the Naruto universe, the powers that be decided that Four Man Teams were to be the norm instead of Three Man Teams, how would things change? Rating upped from T to M for language also lemons may be appearing in later chapters

HalfElven, a Traveler from another world, arrives in Abode and joins the Wolfriders for their quests and adventures. Yes, she's a Mary Sue, give her a chance anyways, she won't disappoint. As always, love responses from readers.

When Merlin hides Mordred from the guards he runs to Arthur and Mordred chooses to stay with his new daddies rather than return to the druids. Together the young family will face anything the world throws at them. Three Revelations universe. Ep8 onwards

Total peace is an illusion. As long as there are humans, there will be conflict and war. Or will there? After Colony 198, the Gundam Pilots are called once again to help avert a disaster, but it's only the beginning. Eventual 1x4 and other pairings.

When Arnold's father's journal is mysteriously burned he lashes out. He deems Helga the culprit and cuts her out of his life, but did Helga really do it? Or is something more sinister at play? *COMPLETE*

Sixteen years ago Edward Elric sacrificed himself for his brother. Sixteen years ago Harry Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. This year the connection becomes clear. REWRITE. NEW ACCOUNT. Eventual Roy/Ed.

Wyatt wasn’t the evil Chris came to stop. But he also didn’t come alone and the Charmed Ones will find his fellow traveler out. Will Piper and Leo be able to realize what they are doing before they lose their youngest son forever? Sometimes perception is

Crossover w LotR: While passing through the Trollshaws area, Aragorn stumbles upon a child, separated from his family and wounded by orcs. However, there's a strange secret behind this boy's existence, and there's more to him than meets the eye. spoilers

What happens when the High King does not take his brother's hand as the magic starts pulling them? What happens when the Just King returns to Narnia...alone? A Prince Caspian AU. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

Leah:The female wolf, she is broken and betrayed by the two closest to her. Marcus:A vampire without emotions since his mate died centuries ago When these two broken souls meet will the damage be healed or will they remain shattered forever. MarcusXLeah

A Vietnam-era short on how Murdock ended up with the Team. I hope to eventually incorporate it into a longer fic telling the Vietnam-era story that is alluded to in my 'Fatal Recall' fanfic, but it is not necessary to read that to understand this. Enjoy!

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

It's not the end of the story for the castaways of Flight 29 Down nor the folks from Forks. Flight 29 Down/Twilight crossover. Please read the initial Author's Note and Spoiler Alert at the beginning of the first chapter. Chapter 10 is up!

A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies’ lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...

An injured Iruka is saved from death by a most unusual pack of wolves, and discovers that the leader of the pack is something more. But the discovery may do him no good if the poison in his blood finishes what it started.

AU. It was the village's final decision to present the most beautiful maiden to the demon. xGaaHinax Warning: Extreme Lemony. Should be MA rated, but I can't find the option. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Jinx casts a love spell on Robin but Raven becomes the object of his affections. What's a girl to do when the man who's fallen head over heels in love with her doesn't 'really' love her? She tries to cope of course, but his kisses are distracting...

Has anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.

Team Kakashi and Team 8 left Konoha to locate Sasuke. What they find instead sends two of their number on an adventure like no other with the fates of two worlds hanging in the balance. Naruto X Stargate SG1 crossover. NaruHina, KakaRin. Others TBA.

Their worlds had always crossed. she was the obsessed fangirl, and he was the popular guy. But after one bet leads to a sizzling kiss, the tables have finally turn. They find their world colliding again and again:Let the chase begin. AlicexJasper allHUMAN

It had been six months since Leah Clearwater left La Push, quitted phasing and broke off any contact to anyone. Now, her new life in the Rockys is once again turned upside down... by an avalanche! How come? Read for yourselves LEAHxOC

The end of the war yielded tranquility for the most of the Wizarding World, but not Neville Longbottom and he vanishes. Three years later, the trio and company encounter some unexpected surprises on Ginny's birthday.

Tag to The Sound of Thunder the finale of Season 4 Complete. What happened after Murdock was shot and how they got out of Vietnam. Please don't review unless it's constructive, I'm sorry for any typos or gammer errors you find. was Pestered/eye of the stm

Esme is kidnapped, Carlisle is broken, and it becomes Jasper’s responsibility to lead his family through their darkest hour. Will the coven be restored, or will everything come crashing down around our soldier's eyes? Rated for violence. -COMPLETE-

On his first trip to Narnia, a lost Edmund is saved by a Wolf and taken to the Witch’s castle, where he becomes the Winter Prince, one of her greatest servants. Much later, his siblings arrive. But is Ed’s betrayal as complete as it seems? Movie-verse

It is supposed to be a secret, solely carnal affair between him and Methos, yet deep inside Richie craves for more. Is Methos really that devoid of feelings for him as it seems, or...is there more to it than what meets the eye?

Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!

Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.

It's always the same, Edmund thinks. Whether Calormene or Archenlander, Dryad or Naiad, Talking Mouse or good giant; whenever someone meets the young Kings and Queens of Narnia, their reactions are always the same.

Prince Caspian.Movieverse.AU, if the Pevensies stayed in Narnia. Caspian sees how Peter looks at Edmund, a way that a brother shouldn't, and it hurts, because he looks at Edmund the same way, will their rivalry steal the young boy from both of them? slash

Finally, Miranda's life is put to a change. In comes Cross. What would happen as Miranda follows Cross round the world? -this is my first fanfic, hope you like it- rated k as it just started, romance is coming!

One-Shot based off of a hysterical comic by RiaKitsuneYoukai. The story of two, different, lovers from the Earth Kindom is told to the Gaang when they find a great stone monument at the edge of a cliff.

Reputation Universe - can be read alone. Ibiki did promise Iruka would be training with ANBU. And after a month, our favorite teacher has become quite popular with that group. They're impressed with his skills, so the next step should be obvious!

What happens if two of the Tracys are turned into kids. What happened? Why did it happen? Note: I will not update until pepsemaxke updates their story. My wall of resising caved in... oh well! More please! Or no more chappies! K to be safe.

Rogue's life just got better as she finally gained control over her powers. But new enemies as well as love, matchmaking loving friends and the normal daily chaos won't allow her to live a normal life. [Follows the Professor's visions] ROMY & KIOTR

John follows Dr. Emily Haas OC from Labor of Love back to Auckland. Is it to secure the secrets of International Rescue or is she the cure for what ails the second Tracy son? Will include whole family eventually. Rated to play it safe...

The first time Neville used Parseltongue, he thought he was speaking English until he found himself in the Chamber of Secrets, and the broom he summoned to fly out of there turns out to be Draco Malfoy’s, who uses this distressing time to accuse Neville o

Hinata and Kiba are sent on a month long mission. Hinata grows. A lot of exciting things happen during the mission and when Hinata returns to Konoha. Contains multiple relationships across the spectrum, but the focus is on Hinata.

[OneshotMultichappies][CompleteIn Progress]Chris stopped communication with his family since he was 14. Wyatt cared more since then, but it isnt helping that Chris ran to Victor every minute he's free. Then one day, the family went for a picnic.

Once upon a time, there was a tale of a prince and a Monster Raven. By combining their power, a writer and a duck gave the prince and his princess a happy ending…but can the young writer give the duck and himself one as well? FakirAhiru, MythoRue

Love is like a dance, you don't always find it with the very first person you dance with, but they could be the ones who help you find the one. It takes time though, and it's confusing with its twists and turns that it leaves you feeling dizzy... [Taang]

AU. There were only two episodes in Season Six that Chris didn't appear in, one of them was Sword in the City. This story is my wild hare that wouldn't go away and what would happen if Chris had been a part of that episode. COMPLETE!

Reid comes back from a long sick leave with a new sense of confidence, which puts a strain on his relationship with Hotchner, leading Reid to question his place on the team. And it doesn't help that the current unsub is highly intelligent and uncatchable.

Two students rule: Leader of the Blacks, Yagami Taichi, and Leader of the Whites, Ishida Yamato. Havoc ensues, until Takenouchi Sora, the new Gray transfer student, arrives. Based of the manga, Penguin Brothers

The team is called out to find a serial kidnapper and murderer who targets young boys. But how far will the unsub go to find out what the team knows about him? And how far will one agent go to save a lost boy?

COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.

John returns to his family after surviving a five year long nightmare. As he prepares to beg for their forgiveness, John reflects on several ironic memories from his childhood that now strike close to home.

What if the Kyuubi, when Naruto learned to tap into its chakra, gave him more than just that? What power lies in its gifts? NaruHina, KakaKure, maybe more. AU. Possible OOC. Originally called Kyuubi Personalities. lemons. complete.

There is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka Hints

When a NASA missile test flight goes seriously wrong, one of the Tracy brothers is injured while attempting a rescue and presumed dead. As the family and the world mourn, they discover that not everything is as they had first thought. Please R&R. COMPLETE

Ami centric, but includes all the scouts. The gundam boys must go to a different demension, searching for both alies and enemies on a strange mission given by Setsuna Meioh. The result: Suspicion, Romance, Lies, Friendship.

Right after the meeting with Sandaime about the chuunin exam. Iruka was fuming after the meeting ended. Beware of two pervy 'peeping nin' lurking around. Hints of bondage at the very bottom. KakaIru. Yaoi.

SPOILER WARNING! Stranded in another world, Edward find himself ripped through time and space. As luck would have it, he lands in the very place that might be able to help him get home – Hogwarts. Post Series FMA, HP AU Book six cross, COMPLETE!

movie-verse complete Alan Tracy loves all of his brothers despite the teasing, but there is one brother he really doesn't know. Now Alan is to spend some time on Thunderbird 5 with John and he's not sure what to expect. Will the two get along or will i

Adrenaline, stress and fear can get you a long way, but there comes a time when the human body shuts down. John's body has taken as much as it can... Set at the end of the movie. John ouchies... Complete! Reviews appreciated.

Remy's life is going well. He's joined Xavier, all that. And then of course he gets a letter from a certain plant we all love to hate and get's called back home. He gets Rogue to pose as his fiancee to get his family off his back. Not cliched, trust me.

Heero has to prove to Relena that he cannot date her because he is only attracted to men. Where does this statment get him and a certain blonde? A Relena finds out. YAOI. Please tell me if you want a continuation.

Pairing: Rogue–Remy Summary: Rogue and Remy are very happy in their relationship, even though they have to keep it secret. But what happens when the others start to suspect them? Will they be allowed to stay together? Or will they be forced apart?

Completed!! A mission goes wrong and the G-Boys are captured. They managed to escape, but only Quatre doesn't make it. When the pilots finally rescue hi, he's not the same kind person. He's a cold soldier. How will Duo and the others turn him back?

Yaoi. vague lime if that, PWP. 1x4. Heero's reaction to being mistaken as Quatre's bodyguard in the series. If Quatre doesn't need one, then he'd better be able to guard his own body...unless he doesn't mind being pillaged...

"When two souls are destined to be together, nothing will stop them from finding one another." She recited but then thought for a moment. "Of course they might need some help." thunderbirds x-over. jonhxami R & R please. rating may change

“When two souls are destined to be together, nothing will stop them from finding one another.” She recited but then thought for a moment. “Of course they might need some help.” sailor moon x-over johnxami pleas R&R rating may change.

three hyuuga's say sorry and goodbye to the ex-heiress of the clan, it'll be a long time before they see her again, and it's their own fault. songfic to t.a.t.u's gomennasai since it seemed rather fitting . hope you guys will enjoy reading this

What would happen if the hyuuga heiress found herself in Narnia? This is just a tryout, i'm not sure if i'll post the story on this site. so this is merely the prologue and perhaps after i wrote the rest i'll post it too. let me know if i should allrighS

“I-I I’m sorry Tema-chan but I really don’t think it’s a good id-” “Nonsense! It’s a great idea!” Hinata goes to a party in Suna during a mission. Gaahina and Shikatema, rated M to be safe and after advise from my super beta

HInata, Shino and Kiba are send on a mission in suna, but once there things happen. they meet the sand-siblings but not the way you'd expect them to. based upon the song Karma hotel, slight Au warm me if the rating should go up also slight gaahina

something happens to shock when our favorit henchmen go to wreck the doctors lab. something that makes her and her cohorts live a bit different. rated t for later chappies pairing LxS don't like don't read, complete!

the xgirls are getting irritated by their lovers so they want to make this clear to them in an original way. By performing on the talent show at school they are giving them a warning. Jonda, romy, , jott, kurt Amanda, rolo, kiotr