HAHA! I live in Bahston (Boston) but I am from CA so maybe I just can't help myself.

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In that case, even if you grew up steeped in bimbo culture, living in Boston has probably sucked it right out of you. You're an intellectual now!!! I went to college in Boston, so my intellect and good judgment has vastly overpowered my temptation to get plastic surgery and date rich men twice my age!

I realized after I sent it that I completely left "IN - Big 70's afros" out of the "IN/OUT" section!!!

For those of you who have no clue as to what jupper is referencing - I go to the big Halloween carnival in West Hollywood every year (19 out of the past 20 years). I started e-mailing a costume report to a few friends when e-mail was in its infancy, and over the years the list has taken on a life of its own. Now, I get inquiries early in the day on Halloween from people wanting to make sure they are still on the list, or remembering that they forgot to give me their new e-mail address.

Last Friday night CatGirl and I were at the DO in ORD. A lot of the attendees went to Shelby Campbells after the Friday night session for drinks. When we walked in there was not a table to be had anywhere and so we asked if we could sit with 2 guys at their 4 top. They said no problem and welcomed us to the table. They asked what kind of conference we were attending and were quite confused when we tried to explain.

The guys proceeded to come on pretty strong all night.... we laughed it off as "whateva". One of the guys kept saying "let's go get butt naked". I just laughed. He then gave me his phone number and then they left..................BUT THEY DIDNT PAY THEIR TAB!!!!

The manager asked me if I knew them because they skipped out on a $60 tab. I said that we were just sharing a table and that I didn't even know names but I did have a phone number that I would happily hand over. She asked me if I felt comfortable calling the number and if I would she would comp our bill. So, I called the # (don't have a name) and he answered. I said: "Hi! It's Katie and I have changed my mind and want to get butt naked. Come back and we will head upstairs." LOL. I had a table full of other attendees staring at me. At the end of the conversation the manager and the rest of the table said: "That was impressive!"