Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson (RIP) have been together for 8 whole years. That’s a whole lot of time to date a dead dude, right? Their vegetable-loving lifestyle has really paid off. (Lainey)

Chris Pratt isn’t the only pasty white celeb to bust out a rap. Many others, including Alison Brie and Gwyneth Paltrow, have attempted the same. Goop ruined N.W.A. for me for months. (WG)

Alison Brie is dating Dave Franco. It could be much worse. She could be dating James Franco. (JJ)

I know I keep saying “this is the worst Kim Kardashian” outfit ever. This time, it’s true. Until next time. (GFY)

Ladies love Rocket Racoon, but here’s a spoilerrific analysis of the cautious steps that prevented the profanity-ridden, heat-packing character from becoming a mere punchline. (Unreality)

An enterprising Arizona genius has fitted himself with a 3D-printed prosthetic hand for a mere $100. Pretty rad. (TMS)

Nebraska will be released on Epix in color. Alexander Payne is not pleased, and who could blame him? (Slashfilm)

Chrissy Teigen got wasted last night and threw the first pitch at a Dodgers game. She live-tweeted the whole event because that’s what she does best. Even after all those celebratory margaritas, Chrissy still pitched much better than 50 Cent. (E!)

Arnie just revealed the title for the new Terminator movie. It’s a doozy. (Instagram)

Nicki Minaj gave a sobering interview about the plight of celebrities who need medical attention. Faced with a tough choice, they sometimes decide to save face instead of saving their ownlives. (CB)

Kanye West is running his mouth again. He believes that celebrities who fight back against the paparazzi are the new civil rights activists. Warning for copious amounts of offensive language. (DL)

If you’ve ever wondered what Anne Frank’s arrest looked like, here’s a sobering play-by-play of how it probably went down. (MF)

Kirsten Dunst told Red magazine that she is “in baby mode.” She’s 32 and says that 33 is the perfect age to have a first-time baby. With Garrett Hedlund. (Us)

That old trickster, George Clooney, decided to put a photo of his d-ck on the Roseanne kitchen refrigerator. It stayed there for years, apparently. (Gawker)

Shoutout to all the parents whose kids program their iPhones for them: “It’s not that the kids are good with technology … it’s that the technology is so good that even someone as stupid as a child could use it.” (Deadspin)

“You know one of the best things about pre-ordering a book for your Kindle? If it’s done far enough in advance, you may completely forget about it and then bam! Surprise book that you really want to read!” MyySharona reviewed her surprise copy of The Magician’s Land by Lev Grossman for Cannonball Read and enthusiastically recommends it. Are you a fan of this trilogy? (Cannonball Read 6)