This illustrious extended weekend contains what is probably the most American of American holidays. No, not Labor Day, that's for Pinko Commies. We've had Black Friday, which is now also Black Thursday, and we're about to have Cyber Monday, which is like Black Friday, except Cyber. So what's the best vroom for your buck?

Since owners are fleeing their SUVs like rats from a sinking ship, it seems like a great time to…
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Not every car makes a good noise, even if they're considered "performance" cars. The Tesla Roadster was famous for making sort of a high-pitched whine at high speeds, and I always found the note of the rotors in a Mazda RX-8 a bit tinny and buzzy.

The Fiat 500 Abarth, on the other hand, sounds like the Devil's little brother, and it'll only set you back around 22 large. It's a perfect mix of burble-y goodness, the whoosh of a turbocharger, and the growl of the world's biggest little mouse.

It's simply wonderful. And it won't break the bank, either.

So what cheap car do you think gives the best bargain on noise? Let us know below in the comments!