Lifetime...

I swear, I think they need to rework Lifetime's tagline from "Television for women" into "Lifetime: Tragedies for women."

If I'm ever feeling down, all I need is to turn on Lifetime where each movie has some poor woman who's trying to find her daughter that was snatched away by her estranged husband, while she battles some sort of cancer after having been raped by her stepson's imaginary friend...