Bikers at Thunder in the Valley, more than a little offended at the actions of some animal rights activists, duct-taped the offenders to a Dumpster at a fast-food restaurant and (horrors!) force-fed them hamburgers! [...]

[The story, which first appeared on The Spoof, a website featuring fake news stories, was picked up by other websites and generated "dozens of inquiries" by callers to the Tribune-Democrat's newsroom.]