Allegedly this is the world's longest active email address. Except it's not because I have the world's longest active email address. Plus tongue. Please send all future death threats to: hey-gw-im-trying-to-contact-you-so-please-return-my-email-and-dont-just-throw-this-away-even-though-i-know-youre-going-to-i-urge-you-to-think-twice-and-meet-me@9-behind-the-chinese-restaurant-yes-the-one-with-the-bomb-ass-eggrolls-i-think-wed-make-great-friends-and-i-would-like-to-discuss-a-business-opportunity-just-kidding-im-going-to-stab-you-in-the-liver-and-watch-you-bleed-out.com

Peter Craig just set the URDB world record for the longest active email address which is 345 characters in length.