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The Talbot are an intensely-guarded secret society, about whom little is known. The only sketchy details to be gleaned allege that their secret handshake constitutes 'an illegal sexual act' in most territories, and that their emblem is the never-before-seen two-pointed star.

A messenger claiming to work on behalf of The Talbot has assured Factopedia's researchers that 'nothing will happen'.