How will Ben's impending marriage affect his play? (just keepin it alive, lol)

His wedding ring will be made of hyptochroniktiumblastphroia which will allow him to see into the future and which wide reciever will be open 6.32 seconds before it happens. It will also warn him when a defender is within two feet of him and tell him how to escape the pressure. Oh, AND it will +7 to all attributes of the linemen.

I'm serious.

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His wedding ring will be made of hyptochroniktiumblastphroia which will allow him to see into the future and which wide reciever will be open 6.32 seconds before it happens. It will also warn him when a defender is within two feet of him and tell him how to escape the pressure. Oh, AND it will +7 to all attributes of the linemen.

He can go to the college bars all he wants- as long as his wife is there, as long as Kemo is holding a 500 watt spotlight on him, and Sep is holding a bed pan or large pail(so he doens't have to go to the bathroom).

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