ABOUT
THE AUTHORSomerstown producer, director and writer.[January 2018]

AUTHOR'S TITLES PUBLISHED WITH STORYMANIA (13)An Unhealthy Case Of Paranoia(Short Stories)After taking some acid, a night on the beers is the last thing Pete wants. Larry's choice of pubs doesn't help much either. (Contains strong language) [2,668 words] [Mind] [November 2000](HITS 371, REVS. 0)Get Rich(Songs)These are the lyrics for the hip-hop album that me and my brother are currently producing. I have placed them on here so that they will be copyrighted (July 2004) but if you feel like reading them and reviewing them that's up to you. Usual profanity applies, if not more so. [4,478 words] [Crime] [July 2004](HITS 344, REVS. 0)Is She Playing Away?(Short Stories)An ordinary bloke lies awake next to his girlfriend pondering over whether she's cheating on him. (Contains blatant sexual references.) (Please Review!) [937 words] [Erotic] [September 2000](HITS 1662, REVS. 1)John(Short Stories)A shocking and sick final entry to disturb you. This will be my last story on Storymania seein' as how I'm now concentrating on a novel. Anyone interested in reading a bit can feel free to contact me on maxcherrett@lineone.net. I was dubious about the reaction to this one due to its content but i... [3,492 words] [Horror] [October 2001](HITS 484, REVS. 2)John's Secret(Short Stories)Bill's big brother John is acting a bit weird. What's going on? (Not for impressionable kiddies.) [2,154 words] [Comedy] [August 2001](HITS 342, REVS. 0)Just A Nightmare(Short Stories)A disturbing short account of a power cut in a family home where a small boys nightmare becomes reality. (Contains harsh language) [1,910 words] [August 2000](HITS 69, REVS. 0)Man's Best Friend(Short Stories)A so-called hard man describes his relationship in no uncertain terms with his Rottweiler dog. (Contains the usual amount of excessive swearing, what can I say? He's not a nice bloke) [3,521 words] [Nature] [March 2001](HITS 370, REVS. 3)Office Work(Short Stories)The escapades of Fit-Boy, set around 2010, a couple of years before the events in the film. WARNING Contains strong language throughout. [5,823 words] [Comedy] [January 2018](HITS 19, REVS. 0)Over(Poetry)A rare show of real feeling... [36 words] [Spiritual] [April 2003](HITS 1434, REVS. 0)The Barn(Short Stories)A barn offering food and comfort is not all that it seems to a hungry tramp. [1,505 words] [Horror] [September 2000](HITS 341, REVS. 3)The Long Way Home(Short Stories)It was just a normal party. But after what happened I just had to get home. But would I make it? (Contains language not suitable for little children) [4,071 words] [Drama] [February 2001](HITS 369, REVS. 3)The Scissors(Short Stories)Two lewd,crude,common geezers very graphically discuss a night of 'passion' that went awry for one of the blokes in question. (Contains harsh language and stark sexual references) [1,297 words] [Erotic] [September 2000](HITS 1732, REVS. 3)The Slapper(Short Stories)A geezer unflatteringly describes his encounter with a member of the opposite sex after having one too many... (Contains offensive language, brazen sexual comments and should be read only by those with a very warped sense of humour) [1,350 words] [Erotic] [October 2000](HITS 1850, REVS. 4)