In today's edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods "#1" mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant's tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland's uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

August 29th marks the kickoff to the 2011 US Open, one of the four Grand Slam tournaments. Last year, Rafael Nadal won his first US Open title and Kim Clijsters became the first woman to repeat as Women's Singles champ since Venus Williams in '01. She won't be threepeating as she withdrew from play with stomach muscle injury. Those games of "tummy sticks" can get pretty intense. Anyway, if you're not a diehard tennis fan, you might opt not to watch. Big mistake. You'll be missing out on some of the hottest athletes in the world. Luckily, we've pinpointed the definitive list of ball-bashing babes to keep an eye on in this year's affair. Check it out then let us know if we missed anyone in the comments section after the jump.

Tournament play of The French Open or “Roland Garros” started Sunday, May 22nd and will run through June 5. Last year’s champions were Rafael Nadal and Francesca Schiavone in the singles competition while the Williams sisters took home the women’s doubles crown. Venus and Serena won’t be competing in this year’s tourney, which means we’re hoping some other sexy tennis stars get to shine in the spotlight. Here’s our rundown of the girls who make us fall in 40-love. Advantage you!

The Australian Open is the first of the four annual Grand Slam tennis tournaments. The two-time defending women's singles champion Serena Williams is out, but her sister Venus is in. The jury's still out on the Williams sisters' hotness. Some guys prefer the stockier build while others opt for the more feminine physique like those featured in our Babes of the US Open 2010 galleries: Maria Sharapova, Mandy Minella, Carolina Wozniacki, and Victoria Azarenka, to name a few. Venus' short dress has caused quite the buzz lately. So much so it prompted us to put together a collection of our favorite butt shots. Butt? Butt what? Exactly. Double love. Advantage YOU.

Today, the best tennis players from around the world converged on Queens, New York for the 2010 US Open. And if you're a COED reader, you know how much we love us some sexy tennis players! So to get you in the mood for this year's back-and-forth battle of the rackets, we've put together 40 galleries of all the hottest babes of the 2010 US Open. There are a ton of hotties you've probably never heard of, and a few omissions that usually make these kinds of lists (sorry Jelena Jankovic and the Williams sisters - you just didn't make the cut). Enjoy!

Sunday marked the beginning of the 2010 French Open tennis tournament – and believe us, you’re not going to want to miss this one. Chock-full of more hotties than a Playboy pool party, the event is one of the world’s preeminent Grand Slam competitions. It's also the world's preeminent place for unwanted wardrobe malfunctions. We’ve put together all the sexiest slammers competing in this year’s Roland-Garros. So strap on your sweat bands because this one’s a scorcher!

Hey everybody, it's 09.09.09! Seriously - all the numbers in the date are nine! You know, this kind of thing only happens once every 4.3 billion years, or something like that. So it's no surprise that pretty much everyone is taking advantage of today's highly marketable date. In fact, there's so much going on that there's no chance we could cover everything properly. So instead...

Monday, the best tennis players from around the world converged on Queens, New York for the 2009 US Open. And if you're a COED reader, you know how much we love us some sexy tennis players! So to get you in the mood for this year's back-and-forth battle of the rackets, we've put together galleries of all the hottest babes of the 2009 US Open.

Sunday marks the beginning of the 2009 French Open tennis tournament - and you're not going to want to miss it. Chock-full of more hotties than a Playboy pool party, the event is one of the world's preeminent Grand Slam competitions. Maybe you know these girls and your ready to place your bet. But for those of you who don't, we've put together all the sexiest slammers competing in this year's Roland-Garros. So strap on your sweat bands because this one's a scorcher!