In all seriousness though, here’s our first issue. It’s formatted to be printed double-sided, but if you print it single-sided on scratch paper, it’ll work, and you’ll get a note book out the the deal as well. A digital format may or may not be on the way, depending on how lazy the editors are.

If you submitted content that wasn’t used, or if you missed the chance to get in on this issue, never fear – at least two more issues are on the drawing board. To submit content, email thecarrboroprovocateur@gmail.com .