Television: Latest news: the world's oceans are in crisis. Crabs and jellyfish eradicating almost all marine fish on the planet. At this very moment there is only one fish left. No wait. It seems that was only a twig.

Comedian: Where do the thing you do in the popular TV game? It had not worked in reality.

*Audience laughs*

Comedian: And you know it all that comedy a few years ago? Do you remember the funny scene?

*Audience laughs*

Comedian: Thanks a lot for me.

*Audience applauds*

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Nammen- Satan! Du ropte? Hva, hæ? åh, du bare... glem alt dette.

*Man spills his drink on his shirt*

Man: Satan!

Satan: You called?

Man: What, huh?

Satan: Oh, you just.... Forget all this.

*Satan disappears in a cloud of smoke*

// "Nammen-" isn't translating. At first I thought it was part of the curse, like "In the name of Satan!", but after searching Norwegian websites a little, I think it might be the sound someone makes when they're really enjoying the food they're eating, like "om nom nom" in English or "njam njam njam" in Serbian.

// I think forjævelig might be something worse than "bloody", given that it's written in bold and it's making the executioner consider not killing the criminal. Unfortunately, English doesn't have a good word for the specific smell of old spoiled blood. Maybe rancid or putrid would work better.