No, not the Oscar. The little boy who is furious that he's being upstaged by a giant golden statue. Good for you son. Also, can we all just talk about where J-Hud has decided to hold her hand? Filthy. #Goldenballs

We would probably still be at home to be honest mate. End of profound thought time. Now for some lighthearted debate from Jessie Ware:

Pret has really upped its porridge gameJessie Ware

I sense a shed load of porridge making its way to Jessie's house very soon. Maybe next time you should talk about caviar or truffles instead? And finally, the award for most domesticated pet goes to Professor Green: