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Snooki's clearly not averse to change when it comes to her look. Through the years, she's transformed the shape of her body, dropped the poof, and gone red with her hair color. But one thing has stayed consistent: She's still into the championship-body-building level of bronze when it comes to her tan. I mean, I'm not against a little bronze, but this is just crazy. Even during the spray-tan madness of the early '00s, people didn't go to this extent. Snooki, what is this about? You're fun, you're funny, and you're a cute girl who seems to have some self-esteem. Why can't you embrace your natural skin color? It's time to step away from the whole Gym-Tan-Laundry thing. Actually, it was time to step away from that a long time ago. At this point, I just want to scoop you up on a Segway and take you immediately to tanning detox. You guys want to join the intervention? Photos: Getty Images read more

Hi, friends! How were all your Fourths? I spent mine swimming, checking my phone to see if Kate Middleton had gone into labor yet, eating, and checking my phone to see if Kate Middleton had gone into labor yet. Let's have a look at what other people were up to: Could Lauren Conrad ever not be effortlessly perfect? Tia Mowry, baby Cree, lush greenery, legs for days. Snooki tweeted a snap of little Lorenzo, who looks as much like a combo of his parents as any child ever has. Oprah was monochromatic, multi-burger. Andy Cohen made it to the top. Mindy Kaling appeared to have a working holiday, captioning this "My adorable assistant @marissaaross & her sis did a 'best of Dennis' Always Sunny cheat sheet for me for research." Um, does this mean we might get a Glenn Howerton BF arc on Mindy Project? Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff hung out on the President's lawn. Oh cool, look what Heidi Klum was doing while I was eating a second hot dog. How was everyone's Fourth? Photo: Instagram read more

Did you all enjoy our RHONY Rebecca Minkoff-approved April Fools' joke? (I know I did!) But we aren't the only ones feeling feisty today. Check out these other celeb and entertainment pranks of the day... Even the White House isn't above a good prank. OMG, is your dream of watching Inspector Spacetime and Queen of Jordan finally here? Nope, that's just Hulu's idea of fun. I love Jose Canseco tried-but-true approach to April Fools'. I am getting married today— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 1, 2013 April fools— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 1, 2013 Zach Braff says what's on everyone else's mind. My April Fools joke is that I'm buying the new Chris Brown album.— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) April 1, 2013 Although Snooki doesn't say outright if this is a prank or not, but the Photoshop job on this pic makes me think it isn't real. Jionni and I eloped!!! Here's a pic of the magical day!! bit.ly/XThewtt— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 1, 2013 And finally, the cruelest joke of all: Seth Rogen and James Franco tease Pineapple Express 2. Did you pull off any pranks today? read more

Snooki has one of the most recognizable beauty looks around, with her big hair, long fake eyelashes, and intense makeup, so when I heard she let the ladies at xovain.com give her a makeunder, I was intrigued. Would our favorite Jersey Shore girl really give up her signature look? It turns out she did—at least for a few hours. Snooki's "before" look: Snooki's makeunder: According to xovain.com, this look involves only seven products: one for the hair (Oribe Dry Texturizing Spray) and six for the face, including Lift Lumiere Firming and Smoothing Fluid Makeup, Nars Cream Blush in Enchanted and Nars Bellissima Duo Eyeshadow compact, Chanel Inimitable Mascara, YSL Rouge Volupte, and Josie Maran Argan High Gloss Lip Quench on her eyelids. Do you like Snooki's "before" or "makeunder" better? Do you think she should permanently adopt her new look? Photo: Courtesy Xovain.com read more

"Snooki wants her bridesmaids to wear leopard" is pretty much the most obvious statement I can think of, ever. I mean, I picked out animal-print dresses for Snooki and her 'maids last year. But still, Celebuzz dedicated a whole post to the "news." (Next post: Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer, Likes Dogs.) So in honor of the official announcement, here are seven leopard-print dresses—some of which might just work on a non-guidette. Bridesmaid Dress 1 RED Valentino Leopard-Print Dress from Neiman Marcus, $243. Bridesmaid Dress 2 Kay Unger New York Leopard-Print Dress from Neiman Marcus, $136. Bridesmaid Dress 3 Cynthia Steffe Logan Metallic Leopard-Jacquard Dress from Dillard's, $104.16. Bridesmaid Dress 4 Shoshanna Black Leopard Dress from Rent the Runway, $60 rental. Bridesmaid Dress 5 Dolce & Gabbana Short Dress from Yoox.com, $2,190. Bridesmaid Dress 6 Style P1564 from Terani Couture. Bridesmaid Dress 7 Style H1231 from Terani Couture. Okay, obviously as we get closer to the bottom, the price tags and the styles become a little more "Snooki," but I think some of these dresses could legit-ly work on bridesmaids who don't summer on the Jersey Shore. Especially No. 4! Would you ever put your bridesmaids in leopard print? As read more

I woke up today with a mean cookie hangover, and I've decided the only cure is browsing all the celebrity Christmas dispatches I missed during my tech detox yesterday. Join me, won't you? On Christmas Eve, Jessica Alba caught up with Santa... While Beyonce practiced selfies in festive leopard. Christmas morning brought a matching-jammies brigade, my favorites of which were Snooki/Lorenzo... And Sarah Hyland and her bf. She's so cute. Meanwhile, on Christmas afternoon, Kardashians et al took in the Clippers game. (Does Kanye ever smile in photos? IT'S CHRISTMAS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.) Also, earlier in the Christmas week, Kanye waited in the salon while Kim got a pedicure, and something about that really tickles me. Finally, there were the stunning evening views. There's Hannah Simone's cozy outdoor fire... And Katy Perry's Santa baby. I guess we have to get onboard with this now, but you can't deny the holidays just got a little sleazier. That gaze. I need a shower. How was your holiday? Mine was lovely, and I just have to brag--my mom was a sneaky elf and got me these Nancy Drew wine charms we talked about a couple weeks back. Whee! Photo: Instagram, Twitter read more

I don't know what's a bigger surprise—the fact that Anna and I met with Jenni, Sammi, and Deena from Jersey Shore before 9:30 in the morning, or that we all played a good ol' round of M.A.S.H. together (without a doubt, one of the best sleepover games of all time). See the girls in action and find out who is destined to marry Mike! read more

It's the end of the GTL generation. Yep, like we told you last week, this season of Jersey Shore will be the very last. No more meatballs, grenades, gorillas and shirts before the shirt! As Snooki would say, "Wah!" But with Snooki pregnant during filming and The Situation fresh out of rehab, I admit that I was dubious if this upcoming season was going to be worth watching at all? read more

Your average New York Fashion Week (officially less than 24 hours away!) comes chock-a-block with B-list beauties from evening soaps and "wait, I know I've seen her before..." somebodies of glossy weekly fame, but in our fantasy world, these are the celebs we're really hoping to spot in spring 2013's hottest front rows... read more

I guess it was only a matter of time—Snooki is a new mom, the others all have spin-off shows or side projects--but somehow, I'm still surprised that MTV powerhouse reality show, Jersey Shore won't be back after this upcoming season! read more

We've all heard the health news that breastfeeding is not only good for babies, but moms too. And I'm giving some serious props to Snooki for giving breastfeeding a go, even after previously stating how nervous she was about it. Go Snooki! read more

We here at Obsessed are just so happy for Snooki and her fiance Jionni LaValle on the arrival of their new little meatball Lorenzo. He is barely four days old and I don't know about you guys, but I've been dying to get a look at the newest man in her life. Well, I can make that happen for you. read more

As the gals over at Obsessed reported yesterday, Snooki gave birth to her "baby meatball," Lorenzo Dominic, over the weekend--and what better way to congratulate her than to send a virtual gift fit for a Guido-in-training? read more