Is Belle Knox Part Of A Growing Trend Of Porn-Curious College Girls? Fox News Asks The Tough Questions!

I love Fox News. This latest article is like every local news scare piece on killer bees or the knockout game meets their televised sweeps week discussions of whether “Spring Break has gone too far?!” The terrifying question of the day? “Is Belle Knox a bellwether?” (Amazing restraint, avoiding the Belle-wether pun).

Belle Knox being, of course, the Duke freshman currently moonlighting as a porn star. How many SECRET PORN STARS are out there, and is our SECRET MUSLIM PRESIDENT sheltering them in some sexy secret prison?? I need lotion I mean answers!

Take it away, Fox:

The nineteen-year-old Duke University freshman caused a firestorm when she was exposed moonlighting as porn star Belle Knox to help pay her tuition. She ended up writing several blog posts defending her choice, made the talk show rounds, scored a gig hosting an online amateur porn competition, and landed a summer internship at a porn site.

Hey, Bob! How many other articles did we write about this chick that we can cross link to? This is SEO gold!

So are other cash-strapped co-eds now following in her well-chronicled footsteps?

God I hope so.

“Are other cash-strapped hotties willing to deepthroat for cash? We sent our youth correspondent, Pinky Ring Pete all over town to find out. Footage at five, six, eight, and eleven.”

Mike Diaz, who manages a strip club where Knox performed, said the publicity surrounding Knox has caused his establishment to be “flooded with applications” from college-aged women. Porn site operator Colin Rowntree said he has also seen a spike in women contacting him “to explore being in our movies as a result of all the Belle Knox media coverage.”

“You’ll never believe how many average college babes hit me up every day trying to be in my movies,” says guy who makes his living convincing girls to be in his movies. Details at 11.

And Dan Miller, Executive Managing Editor of adult industry news site XBIZ, said he expects to see a Knox-inspired spike in college students doing porn to pay the bills in the near future. [FoxNews]

The scary part is that the spike has already happened, if you ask MY PANTS.

Anyway, great work, Fox News. This was an important story. “Tonight at 11, we’ve got the latest on a dangerous craze that’s sweeping sorority houses and college campuses all over the country, and it’s caaaaallled a ‘creampie…'”

Am I the only one who doesn’t find Belle Knox particularly attractive? I’m all for “average” girls doing porn, but I like those average girls to have abnormally large breasts, tiny waists, long blond hair and no gag reflex. Totally average.

By: Vince Mancini

04.16.2014 @ 12:28 PM

I’m biased because I like her, but in general, I could do with about a thousand percent fewer comments about which ladies my commenters don’t find attractive.

If the lady in question intentionally puts herself in a public position where her attractiveness is, in fact, what she’s selling, I think our subjective remarks on her appearance are absolutely fair game (aren’t you happy I’m back?).

Bravo, Vince. Everyone to me sounds like “0 out of 10 – would not bang” and I picture the commentor covered in acne and cheeto dust, staring forlornly at a pic of his 240 lb butt-faced ex who dumped him 4 years ago.

ps. I am so tired of fake tits and ridiculously big natural tits. anything more than a C is eh. sorry for not being more like a penthouse forum fanboy.

@AB – If I go on a media binge to say “look at me” and also, for a living, have sex on camera, saying “pay to look at me – ALL of me” – I expect people to have vociferous opinions on my appearance. The acne and cheeto dust-covered guy isn’t putting himself in the pubic eye to be judged based on his looks. The porn star is.

@Karribiner if you’ve clicked on a single article of her you’d find out that no you are not the only one.

She is a decently attractive normal looking girl that any straight guy would fuck if she was willing. I’d much rather watch her porn than some 28 year old traditional “porn star” with disgusting fake tits, horrible plastic surgery on her lips, and gaudy tattoos.

@Al @You never drew me. That’s the thing, she’s not being touted as “HOTTEST BABE EVER” because she really isn’t, and we all know this, and no one cares. We all see she has small breasts and a large nose and weak brow game.

She’s supposed to be average, and that’s why she was hired – the girl cheeto-fingers could conceivably get with. That’s part of the fantasy. Her appearance is actually secondary to her willingness to be fucked on camera. Oddly enough I’d be less annoyed if we were critiquing her ability to take a load to the face.

Porn was really confusing for me at first because I didn’t understand why guys were really into girls I considered unattractive. It’s because they’re good at getting fucked on camera. The end.

I find her really annoying and misguided too – let’s talk about that. But judging her appearance is more annoying, and almost validating of her existence.

TLDR You don’t have to stand up for right of neckbeards to talk about their boners or lack thereof.

At least this is one positive side effect to tuition prices that are too fucking expensive to afford or pay back in a life time. Want to learn about art appreciation? Better let me appreciate them titties.

I love that Fox tries so hard to act like it’s being a good christian by letting you know how the other half lives and how heinous other people are, while so transparently playing to prurient interests of its viewers.

Well looks like they really have invaded our schools already, judging from this Huffington Post article.[www.huffingtonpost.com]

But seriously, I can’t stand this Belle Knox girl. Mostly because I think she’s full of shit because most 19 year olds are. She’s just hiding behind the veil of “feminism” just to promote her brand. There’s nothing noble or idealistic about it and I really don’t know how she women can actually side with her here. Plus since she’s totally green in the porn industry, she’s a garbage spokesperson.

If you’re gonna engage the masses on a regular basis, at least don’t be full of shit. I think that’s why I dig girls like Nicole Aniston, Jayden Jaymes, Bobbi Starr and Asa Akira more. Check their twitters out, they’ll call out the good and bad like they see it and have already proven that their hard working women making a quality buck and name for themselves. Probably not a coincidence that they’ve all been able to move into more mainstream or “legitimate” work either through modeling, acting or radio since then. Meanwhile, everything Belle Knox has been doing was already done by Sasha Grey, who then immediately turned her back on everyone that made her famous in the name of some bullshit “artistic” pursuits. So yeah, more power to her for drumming up this publicity and increasing her base rate after only doing like 2 movies, but I’m just super fucking sick of this coverage.

Plus no way does she still have the time to be attending freakin Duke with all this going on.

Vince, I have to tell you that you are really coming into your own as a writer and a comedian and the “spike is in my pants” line made me laugh out loud and I’m still in stitches minutes later hysterically crying over the silliness and the perfection of the joke. Bravo. Woody would be proud.