Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML

I thought you was a women at first because you said you crashed your car....

But then you said your ex girlfriend and i was like WTF!?!?!

Dammit your a disgrace to the male species, just crawl back into your bedroom and only come out once you have grown a pair of lemons, and then you must wait for your coconuts to shrink so you can only visibly see the leafs.

Thankyou for your time, I hope i helped.

O and this is officialy the THIRD comment, Someone tell me im wrong? ok

I had to read this fml over a few times for it to make sense. There's no need to write it like you're a liturgical scholar or something.

"Today I crashed my car. The only place I could go to for help was my crazy (psycho) ex-girlfriend who wouldn't help me unless I wrote her a poem telling her how much I love her. FML"
...a lot clearer and direct.