Pick your nose in front of the prime minister of Umbrellistan while juggling 34.7 candles

Drive a car made of meatballs

Speak the magic incantation "Tu fatue et obese". Oh, and also translate that from Latin to English using trusty ol' Google Translate (This brought to you by Google Inc. Ltd. ₳฿₵₯€₣#. Translate it, now. That means you, Bckbye. Yeah, I totally targeted you for no reason whatsoever - - User:PiddlerOfTrousers for User of teh month)

Pour cheese whiz on your hard drive of your grandparents' computer

Make a robot that can massage your toes

Fall asleep on fire while being poked with a stick by Abraham Lincoln made of ham and pennies while playing Pokemon and trying to catch Abra covered in five dollar bills. This is by far the easiest way to get into Thrrf.

Survive three hours of not thinking about the nature of hippopotamus zombies

Eat balloon rinds while scuba diving in a pot of semi-decayed hippopotamus zombies

Use Justin Bieber's foot as a good luck charm

Use live crabs as shoulder armor

Throw solid three-dimensional polyhedrons at a picture of a two headed mutant with the heads of Thomas Edison, riding a horse, riding a car, riding a train, riding a plane, riding another horse, riding the Death Star, on a single, partly deflated beach ball.

This place is known to have lots of grapes. We know this because a psychedelic goat named Ludwig van Pufferfish was sent there by accident and came back to tell us this. You can get to Tuf'atue if you...

Force a marshmallow to start dancing and singing to the tune of a heavy metal song that only you have heard of

Become Superman

Be the best farter of the 1776 Fart Olympics

Bury yourself in 30 feet of the tears of hippopotamuses that cried because of them turning into zombies

Stand on a slanted stand in Standistan in the sand next to Stan

Be the person who created the joke where someone asked a banana to split... Oh wait, that was me-NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

The only way to get into this hell is to nominate User:PiddlerOfTrousers for user of the month, although no one is stupid or evil enough to do it. This is because if one were to nominate this user for this award, PiddlerOfTrousers would creep up the ladder and slowly become dictator of Illogicopedia, and after that, the whole entire world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! MMMMMMWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!