Christina Hendricks is a Terrible Role Model

In an interview for the latest issue of Health magazine, Christina Hendricks extols the virtues of packing on the pounds to feel “like a woman” which is making it hard for me to defend her until the new season of Mad Men gives me a scotch-filled boner and I forget everything I’m about to say after this quote:

I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, “I feel fat.” Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, Oh, I look like a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it. [Laughs.]

Okay, I’ll give Christina Hendricks this, it’s not always hot to see models who look like Holocaust survivors, so encouraging those women to slap on 15 pounds might not be a bad idea. Everyone else, it stops being cute halfway through the first attempt. I don’t care how giant and freakishly hypnotic the ass on your chest ends up getting. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m suddenly compelled to mail Christina Hendricks a stack of pancakes. Yes, masters….

Wait, you said you want women, yet you’d take this trashy, horrible role model with fake tits and no butt and a man chin over someone who LOOKS like a woman? hey, I guess the gay community just got a new member!

AGREED. No natural beauty, big chin, strange eyes, fake redhead (arent they all?) boob job, flat butt, only appears “curvy” with the much-needed help of a strong corset and lots of padding and girdles, 40 pounds of makeup… not to mention she is just so trashy. Miranda is such a natural beauty and almost exotic, so youthful and has a REAL hourglass figure.

Her boobs are not fake, she’s been voted on having one of the best asses in history, she’s not even trashy considering there doesn’t exist an lewd, or revealing pics of her (I’ve looked), she looks great without makeup being a ginger, her hair looks good in several different styles, she doesn’t wear a corset often, she’s a classy lady. Quit hatin.

So hideously overrated, pretty overrated, and very overrated in a disgusting 3 way you only want to have because the equally disgusting media has fed the false idea that these women are hot down your sheep throat, yeah? grow up and get some class and standards. especially since Perry’s chest looks like a back next to Hendricks’ plastic ones.