Martial arts as they should be!... I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

No, I cannot give you a hint and beat you up either.

Follow the URLs: Something Awful link of the day (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.htm) and
TOP SECRET martial art (http://www.topsecrettraining.com/combat.html).....

happysod

10-13-2005, 04:10 AM

I'm now locking the doors and making a fort out of my cushion covers... and people said I was mad when I said the light bulb sang me to sleep at night!

Thanks Yann, love the articles - favourite quoteYou could smell the predator instinct on them Like eww, basic hygiene and combat obviously do not mix my son.

James Davis

10-13-2005, 11:31 AM

Martial arts as they should be!... I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

No, I cannot give you a hint and beat you up either.

Follow the URLs: Something Awful link of the day (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.htm) and
TOP SECRET martial art (http://www.topsecrettraining.com/combat.html).....
Yann, thanks for providing the links. Doesn't that mean that you have to... kill... me... now...? :confused: Ah, crap. :(

One of his quotes seems to be unfounded, no one seems to know this Kyle Wilson.........

Maybe the government took her for questioning, but she used her new super sweat martial arts skills to kill her oppressors, escaped and now she's hidden her identity and is on the lamb!! That training must be so AWESOME!! ;)

-Chris

Eric Webber

10-13-2005, 02:44 PM

Whew! Imagine training in this AND drinking the Seagal Lightening Bolt drink!?!?!?!? (see other thread on this subject) I don't think I can even imagine the results.....

Kevin Leavitt

10-14-2005, 02:54 AM

FWIW...There's a couple of gangs at school that are trying to recruit me, cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

merlynn

10-22-2005, 11:22 AM

Martial arts as they should be!... I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

No, I cannot give you a hint and beat you up either.

Follow the URLs: Something Awful link of the day (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.htm) and
TOP SECRET martial art (http://www.topsecrettraining.com/combat.html).....

:eek: :eek: :eek: if your right yann im going home to my mummy and daddy they will keep me safe from the bad people

3girls

10-22-2005, 05:45 PM

Geeez thats nothing new my sensei says he pulls out the secret scrolls when ever I miss a class now I know what i've been missing out on ;)