The Most Absurd Sports Rap Lyrics Ever

The Most Absurd Sports Rap Lyrics Ever

Rap music, like professional sports, is built on the pillars of showmanship and braggadocio. So, naturally, rappers draw a lot of parallels to athletes.

At B/R Swagger, we've discussed the good, bad and ugly when it comes to the athlete-turned-rapper. And today, we look at the goofy, weird and insane when it comes to rap lyrics about athletes.

Now, absurd rap lyrics don't necessarily equate to dumb or nonsensical lines. In fact, most of these lyrics are so laughably crazy or inappropriate that they're actually awesome. Basically, these are lines that would make you spit take your vodka cranberry if you heard these songs at the club.

Macklemore on Dennis Rodman

Most rappers brag about having a shark tank in their Gulfstream jet or whatever, but Macklemore and Ryan Lewis—being the trail blazers that they are—boast about possessing a penis (aww yeah!).

Dream big, kids.

Riff Raff on Dominique Wilkins

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"Girbauds with the crease/Aw, s--- look who it is, the white Dominique/Dominique Wilkins, more dough than Homer Simpson/I can ball and tell more story than that Rumpelstiltskin."—Riff Raff, "Out of the Gym [Remix]"