January 14, 2009

Outgoing fuckwit GW "9/11" Bush said he was unaware if, during his eight-year tenure, Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden was ever close to being captured, or if they ever found Waldo.

The guy responsible for the biggest attack evar on American soil was put on the back burner because the guy responsible for the biggest fuckups evar on America was too busy fucking up something else. Nice.