Shreddies Underwear Will Neutralize Your Farts: All Your Farts Are Belong to Us!

Everyone has gas, and it can get quite problematic when you’re in a job interview or on a first date and you let one rip. Thankfully, Shreddies, an English company, has come up with something that will neutralize all of your flatulent emissions!

Shreddies underwear is made out of a cloth called Zorflex, which promises to absorb your smelly farts. Zorflex is made out of an absorptive carbon cloth that you’ll find in the back panel of the underwear. The fabric is thin and flexible, and is also used in chemical warfare suits – go figure. Once it has been used, you can reactivate the fabric by washing your dirty, smelly undies.

You can get your own starting at approximately $30(USD) a pair. I don’t know about you, but I’m all for making the world a less stinky place.