In response to Trump's pledge that he will donate $5 million to the charity of Barack Obama's choice, provided the President release his full college transcript, The Colbert Report host has addressed The Donald and offered the following:

$1 million to the charity of Trump's choice... if Trump lets Colbert dip his testicles into his mouth any time prior to Halloween eve.

"Nothing would make me happier than to write this check," Colbert says to Trump. "And nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth than coming out of it."