Andre Agassi was in Taiwan last week for the Rise of Legends charity event, and while I have no idea what they were raising money for, I’m going to assume that it was for something awesome like introducing me to a hot Asian girl. But Agassi caused quite a stir fry at the event when he announced that he would show the highest bidder a nude pic of his wife and fellow tennis legend Steffi Graf. Because people apparently want to see that.

Said Agassi:

“You pay more than $4,000 and I will show you a picture of my wife on my phone, naked.”

I’m not one to mock a guy’s philanthropic efforts, but $4,000? Andre, dude, make this same offer in Japan and you’ll get at least $4 million. Just cover your wife’s naughty parts in some dead squid from Publix and maybe make it look like she’s stabbing a dolphin with a spear. You could cure cancer with that money.

Video after the jump…

Unless you speak Mandarin or are really high, go ahead and skip to the :40 mark.

And if you’re really interested in seeing the picture that one man paid more than $4,000 for, I’ve got it and hoo boy is it scandalous…