The tribulations in this academic community go far beyond publish or
perish. There is the oh-so-smooth college president who is scheming to
become a political bigwig. There is the cuckolded football coach whose
wanton wife is exchanging signals with the star quarterback. There is
the ogreish dean who keeps his pristine daughter locked away in his
gothic manse. Meanwhile, no one seems to be paying much attention to
books, lectures, homework or grades. That is because Alden University
exists only in a mythical...