According to their advertising campaign, Axe Body Spray will inspire hot women to soak themselves in baby oil and then writhe all over your groin. Heck, Axe is so powerful it may even force them to lapse into cannibalism. DAP Body Spray, on the other hand, will cause Allen Iverson to come after you. In a locker room. I think I'll take my chances with Axe...

Since bawful isn't scouring the media for us yet, here's an unintentionally dirty quote for you from espn.com, in the knicks chat:

"2:30 [Comment From CJ]Is it possible for the Knicks to resign David Lee and Nate Robinson at their market value next season and still bring in two max level free agents 2:31 Mike Kurylo (KnickerBlogger.Net/True Hoop Network): D'Antoni is a great coach who runs an umtempo offense. And the team does have a lot of young rootable players: Lee, Nate, Chandler, Gallo, Hill, and Douglas."