My phone notifications have gone weird ...😳Recently, sometimes there's no little whatsapp symbol at the top, to let me know there's a message waiting ... but then later on I find that there WAS an unread message, and I don't know why the notifications didn't work ...😵Today, I woke up my phone on my way home, just to check I hadn't missed any bleeping noises ... and at the top, above the unlock screen, I saw the whatsapp symbol, and the words "message from .." but then the notification just vanished!😱Obviously I unlocked my phone to check - but nothing! Not a single message!👻Is my phone haunted??😕Am I just extremely unpopular??😜Was I dreaming???😴Somebody pinch me!!😫That isn't MY phone btw - it's just an image from androidcentral ...!😅

My theory is that texting and electronic communications in general is all part of a giant Chines conspiracy to take over the world. After enough people are entirely dependent on smart phones and real communication is gone, they will shut down the networks and take over. Just wait and see. Your haunted phone is only a small part of the greater plot. Sort of a modern day Tower of Babel in the making.

I've been here undercover ...😳If you didn't realise that I'm actually a psychotic Martian who enjoys drinking the blood of 20 children with my breakfast, then I've obviously been doing a good job of it!😇😗

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