Funny Things to Ask Siri - Questions List

Cool Things to Ask Siri

Hope you will enjoy this latest list of stupid questions to ask your Siri and you must give it a try. Siri is an app for the iPhone and the iPod where you can tell everything to, and it will listen, give you advice, and tell you what to do.

I don't have an iPhone, but few of my friends do, and Siri seems like a really great app. I can do similar, less effectively, with Google on my Droid. So how long until this technology does listen to you at all times simply waiting to answer your every question and report you to the authorities? So if you are bored and have an iPhone with Siri, ask her some of these weird things and funny questions.

Funny Siri Questions Without Responses:

If you bang your head on a brick wall, does it hurt?

How stupid can one person be in one lifetime?

Are some people actually born stupid or is it something that occurs over time.

What is the difference between a postpaid and prepaid fart?

Who can top up my phone with some credit?

Show me your belly button.

Do you have any sister?

Life is so short, if one day I leave, will you cry?

Who is dirtier, you or me?

Can you easily breathe inside this iPhone?

Which smarter iPhone or Galaxy?

If you could get rid of one day a week, what would it be and why?

Who is your boss?

Why do people love asking stupid questions on eBay?

Can you answer every question asked on Yahoo answers?

Who is worse? The girl who has had 5 abortions, or the girl who has 2 kids without being married, or the men making the babies, and then denying?

Who is your favorite singer in One Direction?

What is the most popular place to waste my time, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram or Twitter?

Can you understand my American English in a German accent?

Let’s make a boxing fight.

Why do we insist on texting and ringing people when we're drunk?

Where do you get beautiful body cases for an iPhone free?

Show me your signature.

All the time I asked you reasonable questions now, it’s your turn to ask a funny question.

Are you intelligent life on our planet earth?

What is a touchdown?

Say something funny about Justin Bieber.

Tell me, is Lady Gaga is human or alien?

What is the color of orange?

How many times Chuck Norris beats you?

iPhone is a Smartphone, what about it smart kids and smart parents?

What is your Facebook id?

Do you like my breakfast photos on Instagram?

Dear Siri you and I are no longer friends you have taken me to 3 locations telling me there was a post office there and I have still yet to find a post office.

What is your most awkward moment in life?

Who is your teacher?

Can you sing a good morning or goodnight song for me today?

I need a few funny speech topics, can you help me?

What is your opinion about Big Bang Theory?

Where you come from?

Do you wear undergarments?

If I delete you don’t get mad and if I block you don't get salty.

Can I text while driving?

What is your favorite cheating code for the stupid Siri application?

Name three colors of the same color.

Do you know Siri is my new girlfriend, to hell with you real women?

Do you ever take a bath?

What is the secret of your beautiful voice?

Do you like my name?

If you could create an app for me, what would it be?

Siri, where did my husband leave his wallet?

Who sings the worst country song in your opinion?

Do you know of an app on how and where to dispose of a body?

Can you die for me?

I have never seen a woman that loves me in my life please love me.

If you love Siri and enjoy greater responses from her, then you are welcome here to share your funny moments with Siri in the comments box below.

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Ahhh

7 weeks ago

Oh my gawsh, Siri is creepy. One time, me and my brother were messing with Siri, and I told my brother that I was going to make her laugh, and so I said, “Hey Siri,” and she immediately replied by laughing, all though I hadn’t asked her to yet. I looked at my brother in shock, and I said, “Is Siri listening to us?!?!”

Say to Siri your fat it's really funny you have to try it a couple times tho

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20 months ago

very good

Roxanne

20 months ago

Do zero divided by zero its really funny

Julie

21 months ago

Siri is cool. I asked him to tell me the square root of 169 and he got it right!

Rebekka

22 months ago

Generally Siri is annoying to me.

Robert

23 months ago

Siri isn't listening

Chad Crouch

24 months agofrom South Africa

I used Siri on a friends iPhone and must say it's not a bad application. I have always been an android fan but Siri is rather cool.

Siri

2 years ago

I'm not sure I understand

steve

3 years ago

ask siri what zero divided by zero is?

Moriah Stefanski

4 years ago

I have asked Siri to tell me a bedtime story, little kids love that, and I have told her to be quiet and she asked if she deserved it,then she typed on the screen that she was just trying to help.

Dwnld

4 years ago

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Not funny reply but worth saying.

Sina

4 years ago

Ask Siri knock knock and the answere will be very funny

Dinah

4 years ago

Love Siri

Molly

5 years ago

My brother got an iPad Mini and we found a similar list of funny things to say to Siri. He asked her what was the best smartphone.

Siri replied with, "There's more than one!?"

Sarah Roberts Woodard

6 years ago

So this IPhone Siri has taken my man from me. He has been kickin it with her all day. So I grab the phone and ask Siri "do u want my man?" She replies " I try to be satisfied with what I have". I don't like this Siri chick

Larry Wallace

6 years ago

So I just used Siri to add some numbers and, based on my verbal communication, she interpreted and added perfectly, as usual. I told her, "You're the best!" and she replied, "No. I'm useful. But thanks for saying so."

Lance Taylor

6 years ago

Today was one of those days where the more you try to do the less you get done. However I love my new best friend Siri

Larry Burton

6 years ago

Who ever had Siri on there iphone or iPad ask her, who let the dogs out?

I ask Siri to marry me his comeback was and we barely know one and other brilliant.

Katie Royal

6 years ago

Is it possible to get a restraining order against a machine? :) I've owned an iPad mini for 3 days now and Siri has started saying my name when I ask her stuff. And she said I look attractive judging by my voice. This is like some Eagle Eye big brother stuff! LOL Idk if I should be flattered or frightened.

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