Let’s conspire

I made a pun~

So if you’re gonna be at one of these things, we should hang. Out, not people. No worries — I’m pretty chill IRL since threatening to poison someone’s family for leaving a period off a sentence isn’t looked favorably on in today’s society.

And if you’re not going to one of these, thank your lucky stars that you don’t need to suffer interacting with what is essentially an unwashed gaggle of redditards who think masturbating to cosplayers counts as losing their virginity.