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Dickens or Shakespeare on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-141090
Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:04:52 +0000Dickens or Shakespeare141090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice tag.
</p>Golgo13 on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-141031
Sun, 30 Sep 2012 15:16:01 +0000Golgo13141031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Like it.</p>
<p>They condemn him in public, but have you noticed maths teachers are acting a bit cockier lately?
</p>button on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140790
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 19:27:34 +0000button140790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Excellent works boys, 5 gold stars.
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140786
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:31:19 +0000The All New Jeni B140786@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice work Stan, and Waylandy.</p>
<p>I don't know, the added burden on teachers is getting to be a bit much when they're expected to teach practical Sex Ed.
</p>writinginbsl on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140782
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:18:16 +0000writinginbsl140782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>really good stan. enjoyed this
</p>Perks on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140781
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 17:20:13 +0000Perks140781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Brilliant. 5 stars</p>
<p> I think today's wayland fp headline could have the word alien changed to child.
</p>Anonymous on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140780
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:56:08 +0000Anonymous140780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Two weeks holiday? What's that?
</p>charlies_hat on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140779
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:51:32 +0000charlies_hat140779@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>How impartial Wayland....</p>
<p>I like it too though - I spoke to a teacher in early September who told me (with a straight face) that 6 weeks holiday is no different to 2 weeks for everyone else as they work so much harder.
</p>Anonymous on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140778
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:45:22 +0000Anonymous140778@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Excellent and brilliant.
</p>Stan on "Run away girl complains about teacher's paperwork burden"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48808#post-140776
Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:14:18 +0000Stan140776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Megan Stammers, the teenage girl who ran away with her Maths teacher, has admitted that life with the 30 year old hadn’t proved to be quite as she had imagined. </p>
<p>‘I thought it was gonna be dead romantic and that going on holiday with Mr Forrest,’ she told a press conference, ‘but instead of relaxing with me, he spent all the time doing marking and paperwork. Apparently that’s all teachers do in their spare time.’ </p>
<p>Fifteen year old Megan said that although Forrest had taken good care of her, he had been rather dull. ‘Mr Forrest insisted on taking register every morning and he carried out a full risk assessment every time we went anywhere. Then, of course, he insisted that I did my homework every evening just like my parents. Christ, it was just like being at home. Worse, actually, as the food in France is shit.’</p>
<p>So why did Forrest finally had himself in to the authorities? ‘Er .. I told Mr Forrest that I had forged my parent’s signature on the school outing permission slip,’ she admitted. ‘He said something about breach of parental trust, the next OFSTED inspection, and the school policy of not being able to take a child out of school for more than a week during term time.’</p>
<p>‘To be honest I think the pressure has been too much for him. Hopefully our summer holiday will be more enjoyable.'</p>
<p><strong>Hat tip to waylandsmithy</strong>
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