This will be the views and ramblings of an almost...er...actual 40-something (now 42, sigh), used-to-be-hipper-than-you midwesterner who can't just stop writing stuff about things and stuff. And things. And now it's all tunes all the time. Until it's not.

update September 27, 2018: SORRY! There was a massive server failure this morning and the site was down about 20 hours.
Luckily, this is why I pay extra for good backups, so everything should be fine now - let me know if you have any trouble.