The Atari Joystick

Why? Because they can. That is the only reason I can think of that this old-school imitation Atari controller would be manufactured. They say it's made in limited quantities. I sure hope so, because I remember breaking off the joystick and getting carpal tunnel thumb from hours and hours using this style of controller.

If you really care, it's USB-powered and has ten contact points to allow for ten firing buttons.