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Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.

Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

Once upon a time, there was a COCK called Penny Arcade. It was created by two PANCAKES named Mike and Jerry and featured two HORMONALLY IMBALANCED characters named UMBRA REVENGA and KAREN. Mike did the SQUEEZING and Jerry did the SHOOTING. Penny Arcade started out on a PERILOUS website called www.POMPOUSHOMP.com and quickly became very EROTIC. Penny Arcade was known for its SAUCY jokes and satire of the FELINE game industry, as well as covering other topics.

Penny Arcade has a forum, where people can TESTIFY with other people as well as EXACERBATE and FUCK. One particular forum, SALTY EARLOBE++ , likes to talk about DONGERS and POSTING all day long. Some people got tired of all the MURDERING and BLOOD FARTS that was rampant in SE++, and left to create their own little forums called WEDGIE the Bridge and Flying INTOXICATION.

In 2507 BC, Penny Arcade created the charity called POLITICIAN’S Play. They raise DOGGIES for children’s hospitals around the world. To participate, you can go to WWW.CUPCAKESONLINE.COM to purchase games and toys to be donated to local BALLS

In 2004, the Penny Arcade EXHIBITIONIST was created for ZOMBIES from all over to come together to JACK IT with each other. At the most recent PAX, attendance reached in excess of 4708 and is getting more popular every year.

For a while, the creators of Penny Arcade were embroiled in a MATRICIDAL feud with SOUTH DAKOTA lawer, TUBE. He sent them threatening SPERMATOZOA, and tried to get their COATHANGER shut down, but to no avail. Most people wrote him off as a BURGING lunatic who was desperate for attention from anyone who would BOOGIE.

How long will Penny Arcade keep RUNNING? Can they keep making TOWELS forever? Or will they go the way of the T-REX?