Here is the premise of this film: A bunch of boat buffoons and Leo from Charmed discover a Poseidon T-Rex that is protecting her underwater eggs, plus Spanish Gold. Because as you know, there's only one thing Tyrannosaurus loves more than their eggs, it's gold. Watch the trailer for Poseidon Rex right now.

This is the new world people: the Sharknado world. And we're all just living in it.