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More important than knowing what league you are in, it is more important to know what "team" you are playing for or how you "bat". If you're a lesbian (or gay man), we'd say something like this:Dude1 looking at attractive woman: "Dude, she is hot!"Dude2: "Don't waste your time dude. She plays for the other team."Dude1: "Shit!" Hoping against hope, he then asks "Do you think she's a switch hitter? Maybe I can bring her back to our side."