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Pharmacists offer general medical advice, psychological counseling, and a wide range of health services such as surgery and midwifery, which often results in death for people who took their advice seriously.

In between appointments, pharmacists take drugs.

Pharmacists are also experts in tooth extraction and other advanced dental procedures.

Pharmacists carry on their trade through a retail shop called a pharmacy, where they wear their lab coat and walk around doing nothing.

Treatments and surgeries are conducted by the pharmacist in the sterilized back room of the conveniently-located neighborhood pharmacy using modern, homemade tools.

Pharmacology was introduced when the discovery of cheese on the moon was found.

Pharmacists are sometimes scolded by doctors for trying too hard to act like a doctor.

Pharmacists plays an important role in being used as lab rats for testing new drugs.