Plastic Spatula of Oppression"
Nice. Some are quick to point out the fallacy without realizing its depth.
An ersatz spatula. As there are no plastic spatulas at barbeques so much for the oppression.
Power, of course, would show up with all the accoutremon, including a plastic spatula and silly hat. Genuine elitist prig, or prog,... whatever. Given his particularism regarding sausages one must assume he is a foodie, or a ...

A phrase I borrow from a remarkably sane Guardian reader, responding to this article by Mike Power, a man apparently determined to atone for having such a patriarchal name. First, picture the scene: All across Britain, the whiff of charred, low-quality sausage meat is hanging in the summer haze...