Alchemical Solutions is a Worm/Exalted crossover Quest currently running on Spacebattles. It is the story of Enduring Order Administrator, aka Taylor Hebert, dealing with being a magical communist robot. Also, Autochthon screws things up.

Apocalypse How: Creation has been devoured by Oblivion, after being conquered by the Ebon Dragon.

Artifact of Doom: The Eye of Autocthon, the device that is literally so powerful it ends up being a Literal Genie because it can't work on a small scale, seems to have materialized in Taylor's possession. And it's sapient, although nice to Taylor because she treats it like a person.

Food as Bribe: Taylor uses her amazing cooking skills (enhanced by her crafting powers) to bribe people into doing jobs for her and to shore up her poor social skills.

Healing Factor: Taylor, as an Exalted, heals four times faster than normal humans.

Impossibly Delicious Food: Taylor's crafting enhancements extend to cooking, including the ability to automatically craft Exceptional examples with one of her charms. Given the difficulty of crafting Exceptional things, her cooking can be literally superhuman.

Instant Armor: One of her Charms lets her integrate and extrude armour using Hammerspace. This includes equipping a full set of Powered Armor in a few seconds by extruding it into the appropriate position.

Socially-Awkward Hero: Taylor started with very low social attributes and abilities. The players have been consistently raising the latter, but she's still struggling. She'll jump in front of a bullet without thinking but has to call up someone she barely knows for advice when she's asked on a date, before she says yes or no.

TV Tropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Privacy Policy