While TNT commentators Chris Webber and Kevin Harlan were doing
work before the broadcast of the Knicks-Trail Blazers game
Thursday night, a fan seated directly behind them was doing some
work of his own, namely burying his finger knuckle deep into a
nostril mining for nose gold, and all of it was captured on live
television in a videobomb for the ages…

Dude totally owns his nose picking like a
boss, as evidenced by his sly little wink to the camera after
examining his nasal discharge. That right there let the viewing
audience know that he knew exactly what he was doing when he went
nostril spelunking. If it’s possible to be cool and a nose
picker, then this guy is the most interesting man in the world. I
feel this guy, and thanks to him and his disregard for common
nose picking practices, I will no longer be stifled by the social
laws and mores that state nose picking must be done in private,
out of the public eye, because it’s a gross and disgusting habit.
If I need to pick because a booger is causing me grief—whether it
be in an elevator, at church, on the bus, or during dinner at a
fancy restaurant—I’m going in full finger and not stopping until
I see blood.

Some may call this guy sick, others will call him a rebel, while
most will say he’s nothing but an attention seeker. But for those
of us who are now free of the stigma that comes with public nose
picking, we will call him an American hero.

Now let’s watch buddy pick his nose and wink at the camera on
endless loop, because GIF (via The Bloody Owl)…