I hate musical improv. I hate "extended jams." I hate people who dance like they're in some kind of drugged-out trance, waving their arms like sea kelp. I hate The Grateful Dead.

Which is all to say, I really, really don't like Phish.

But apparently a lot of people do, what with their "largest followings in music history" and all. So put down your patchouli and celebrate, Phish Phans, because their summer tour has been announced. It kicks off on the East Coast, so if you're looking to follow the band around this summer, you'll want to start in Bethel, New York.