Thursday, June 23, 2011

FACE DOWN... ASS UP?

Today is one of those days when I decided to let the random picture dictate the content of my inane rambling. Then I realised 2-Live-Crew already beat me to the punch.

So I had some lunch.

Whilst contemplating the packaging for my Cup-a-Soup, I caught myself rather enjoying spoonerising the vowels for "Lamb & Veg", which has led me to change my thinking, as I'm sure everyone has had enough of my moaning about you-know-what.

Happily it also occurred to me that I could comment, at the risk of coming across as all mushy (that's another story), on the overwhelming generosity of people I am currently getting to see. Not only are people digging deep to help a friend make himself look like a pillock for a good cause, but others have been kind enough to help out with other things. It's refreshing to be able to write about pleasant things, instead of my usual lamentations.

In even more good news, band practice last night was particularly brilliant and productive. We're so fucking brilliant, we decided to keep it a secret from the rest of the world. The world isn't ready for how awesome it all is. Oh no wait, isn't that every little band on FaceBoobs? Oh well, maybe I should go invite a gasquillion people to an event I know they aren't going to attend.

No. No. No. No. No. Positive today.

And on that glowing note, here is Neal Goldwyer's Daily Gem:"Neal Goldwyer is on holiday. Has been since yesterday afternoon. I take no responsibility for what I may do, say, or post in the upcoming days. Drunk Neal abides."