US man raising money to protect Betty White from 2016

A US man has set up a GoFundMe to raise $20,000 so that he can protect Betty White from 2016.

In light of the numerous celebrities that have passed on this year, Demetrios Hrysikos says the money will enable him to fly wherever Betty is and make sure he keeps her safe until 1 Jan 2017.

Alternatively, if Betty doesn’t want a “strange Greek” standing guard outside her door, Demetrios says he’ll donate the money to Spartanburg little theatre to help craft new stars of stage and screen to carry the mantle of the legends we have lost this year.