Trump: “The Canadians Are Stealing Our CO2!”

A Canadian company is collecting CO2 from the atmosphere and Trump is not happy about it.

“They are stealing our CO2!” Trump exclaimed at a reporter. “And they will not get away with it, believe me. They have been stealing our CO2 for way too long because all previous Presidents were weak, not like me. I’m strong and I will get my CO2 back.”

A Canadian company, backed by Bill Gates, has made great strides in enhancing CO2 collecting technology.