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The Real Housewives of Atlanta: S11 ep4 “Pass the Peach, throw shade”

We did! We did! We did! Shamari Devoe and her Legendary Husband Ronnie, had an open relationship.

So far, so good in season 11. No major fights, and yes we are still missing Kenya.

Last night, we begin with Kandi and Todd at Dr Jackie’s office. Kandi has a couple of eggs and it seem they want another child, via surrogate. Early in the season daughter Riley said, they don’t need anymore children due to their busy scheduled. Todd, thinks they should have two surrogates , just in case. However, Dr Jackie brought him down from that cloud,when she told him a surrogate could cost any where from ninety to one hundred and thirty thousand. Kandi, said someone told her a surrogate would cost thirty five grand.

Eva, Eva, Eva is talking with her man Mike about the wedding, and Eva wants Nene to go shopping with her. She seems to have a lot of respect for Nene. Eva also wants security at this wedding. ( Could it be her Krazy baby daddy- Kevin McCall?)

“Porsha Meets Mama Gina”

Hey, hey, hey! Mama’s look out for their sons and I’m living for Mama Gina’s old school -“Ain’t nobody got TYME for this” shade! She was direct and couldn’t be shook.

We’ve heard though Kandi’s grapevine that Dennis McKinley moves quick with his women. So after a few months, Dennis introduces his lovely mother Gina to meet Porsha. Porsha, is trying to control her crazy azz giddyness. But Mama is intense. You could almost see the steam rising from the table.

Seconds after sitting down, Porsha gives Gina a birthday gift (“oh you shouldn’t have”) It’s a Louis Vuitton Wallet. It could have just been a piece of lettuce. Gina could care less about a Wallet or anything else. Dennis and Porsha failed at trying to change the conversation.

She wants to know whats going on. So are you two in love already? You aren’t moving to the alter too quick are you?‘ Has Mama Gina been down this road before? ‘So how do you all feel about prenups?‘ Porsha nearly choked on her wine. Let’s be clear, Mama Gina ain’t no joke. “Ain’t no mountain high”

“The Ladies Who Lunch”

Cynthia seems happy with her long distance man Mike Hill . They have their own hashtag #Chill She is having a BBQ with all the ladies and their friends.

Nene and Marlo arrives first. With our Marlo still being Extra Extra! Cynthia tells the other women that Eva has been spreading the rumor that she paid for her former boyfriend Will to date her.

On route to Cynthia House, is Porsha and her sister Lauren and Shamea Morton. Porsha had filled Shamea in on all the smack Eva talked about her the last time everyone hung out. Porsha tells a pregnant Shamea about stuff Eva has said about her and then tells her to be cool .

Eva, has been shady this season targeting Cynthia For weeks, I’ve been wondering would she go up against the heavyweights Nene and Marlo. Well tonight she’s hot air. Because she couldn’t take on Cynthia.

Marlo picked at her during a horrible game called “Pass the Peach” a southern version of “Truth or Dare” Calling Eva a liar. Why exactly are we a liar?“Eva shouted. “But you’re definitely extra, and sometimes, you’re extra when it’s not appropriate,” Eva replied. Marlo shot back, “Well, it’s not appropriate to be basic. You’re basic, darling.” leaving Nene to say ,Eva looked stupid. Don’t mess with the heavyweights.

Lost in the party drama was the newest cast member Tanya Sam, a local businesswoman.

The blogs weren’t overjoyed by the former newest cast member Shamari DeVoe last week. She came on to strong. Perhaps her biggest sin is she seems to have an overblown view of herself and her husband Ronnie (The Legend) DeVoe.

In her second week she is giving us a little Phaedra Parks, as she is planning an over the top birthday party for her twin sons who are turning one. We see her at bakery with Mother DeVoe (the mother of the Legend) where they are choosing a cake for the party. The shrewd, bakery employee suggested two cakes one for each child. $950.00 will that be cash or charge?

This week she gives us a little insecurity and vulnerability as she seems to want the approval of Mother DeVoe. Who is very protective of her high profile son. She seems to be very open, perhaps too open as she shares details of her husbands infidelity with Mother DeVoe and later with the ladies at Cynthia’s her choice to have an open marriage where she would explore relationships with women*

*Her hubby (The Legend) said she could only be with women.

So what do we think about Shamari and Eva?

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See ya next Monday

CityFella

Last week, we met the newest Shamari Devoe and the fans were less than impressed