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Sunday, 11 October 2009

Gordon goes to the pawn shop

Gordon Brown plans to list a portfolio of non-financial assets that he will put put up for sale, including the Tote, the Channel Tunnel Rail Link, shares in Urenco, the uranium enrichment company, some student loans and the Dartford bridge and tunnel crossings.

For that he expects to raise about £3 billion, or to put it in perspective, enough to get the government through till Thursday.

About Me

Alex is an experienced investment banker working in London's Docklands. He is obsessed with personal status, with his work coming second and his family a distant third. His commitment to status requires him to have all of the latest professional gadgets, including an iPad, a BlackBerry and a 4G mobile phone. Alex usually works for Rupert Sterling at Megabank, but has, in the past, worked for Mr Hardcastle as his Head of Corporate Strategy.

Welcome to MEGABANK

Welcome to Megabank. Our history dates back to the founding of First National Bank of Hoboken in 1812, Mexican Peasants Bank in 1870, Robber Barons Inc. in 1873 and Whiteshoe Brothers in 1910.

Megabank is today’s pre-eminent financial services company, with 10 billion customer accounts in more than 500 countries. We operate through more branches than Starbucks and employ more people than the Chinese People's Liberation Army.

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