I thought about writing about a shooting on Florida A&M’s campus last night that injured the football team’s star running back just an hour or so after his team won its season opener. But there’s a much more alarming on-campus violence trend to bring to your attention.

(You know what they’re bringing to the streets? Mayhem, that’s what.)

Look out, because Christian bible study kids are apparently the new menace to society. A group of 17 members of the University of Tennessee’s Campus Crusade for Christ were arrested in Knoxville on Thursday night because police thought they were fighting amongst each other on the city’s streets. Yeah, it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds.