Today is Poetry Tuesday! Today I've written two very poor poems. The English one isn't a translation of the German one, but the themes, form and quality are similar. Here's the English one and you can read the German one above.

There once was a man who was married,And he never waited - he tarried.Didn't buy - he purchased,Didn't rub out - he erased,And went out every night and got garried.

In other news, I ate my Corn Flakes this morning out of the coffee cup. Thanks for all the suggestions, but the coffee cup got the most votes. I may try some of the other methods later in the week.

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