10. Follow
your creative pursuits, finish that book of poetry that your professor in
college said reminded him of Keats or get around to writing the Great American
Novel (God knows, how we need more of those)

11. Stalk
your successful friends on facebook and twitter while being overcome with self
loathing

12. And last
but not least; make piece with the fact that you may never be employed again
and that you may die in poverty, utterly penniless (This should fit in
perfectly with your creative pursuits, the struggling artist and all that)