10 Items That Should've Been On Kanye West And Kim Kardashian's Baby Registry

May 30, 2013 - 3:18 pm
by
Chris Yuscavage

Even though she's not due for more than a month, Kim Kardashian looks like she's ready to pop any day now. Before they welcome baby KimYe, though, Kanye West and Kim K. are throwing what looks to be a lavish baby shower, taking place this coming Sunday (June 2).

It's also been reported that KimYe have made it a point to tell all their guests that they do not want gifts at the shower. Instead, they've reportedly asked people to make donations to the Lurie Children's Hospital in Chicago. That's awful sweet. And while we definitely support that decision, we can't help but wonder what Kanye and Kim would have put on a baby gift registry if they had created one. Anyone want to surprise them with one of these 10 items?

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The Gift: Sunglasses
Where To Get It:California BabyWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: Baby KimYe will be one of the most photographed babies of all time (OF ALL TIME!) when he or she is finally born. So baby needs a cool pair of shades to shield his or her eyes. These will protect the baby's peepers from UV rays, bright lights, and the watchful eye of the paparazzi.
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The Gift: High Heels
Where To Get It:HeelariousWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: Heels for a baby?!? It sounds a little ridiculous. But remember Kim stuffing her feet into sky-high stilettos? You know that she'll be dying to slip some heels onto her baby, assuming it's a girl. And these are the perfect starter heels for a newborn.
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The Gift: Ear Plugs
Where To Get It:HearosWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: "New Slaves" doesn't sound like it's fit for kids. Neither does some of the language on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Just saying.
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The Gift: Sneakers
Where To Get It:EastbayWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: Like father, like son (or daughter). Kanye loves rocking Air Jordans, so you know the baby will love them, too. And these days, Jordan Brand makes Air Jordans fit for newborns. How adorable.
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The Gift: Baby Carrier
Where To Get It:Neiman MarcusWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: Here's the crazy thing about babies: They need to be held. But Kim and Kanye's arms can't possibly cradle a baby 24/7. They could pay someone to do it. But they could also just pick up a baby carrier like this one. It won't kill their fashion sense and it'll give their arms a few minutes of rest. Is the Louis Vuitton Don down to rock Gucci?
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The Gift: Baby Keeper
Where To Get It:Mommy EssentialsWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: Kanye and Kim both love fashion. So we imagine they spend their fair share of time in fitting rooms. But where will the baby go during those times? Hmmm…If only there were some type of device that allows you to hang a baby on the wall and…oh, wait! There is a device like that. Phew.
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The Gift: Baby Bag
Where To Get It:BloomingdalesWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: We can't envision Kanye or Kim changing too many diapers. But that doesn't mean they won't need a bunch of diaps on standby. This Marc by Marc Jacobs baby bag will do the trick and match whatever it is that Kim (or Kanye, for that matter) is wearing on any particular day.
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The Gift: Rocking Horse
Where To Get It:Ginza TanakaWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: When Jay-Z and Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy was born, Hov threw down $600,000 for a rocking horse made out of 24K gold. You don't think KimYe wants to be outdone by them, do you?
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The Gift: Acting Lessons
Where To Get It:3-2-1 Acting StudiosWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: Baby KimYe will have approximately 30 seconds to get used to being in front of the camera once he or she enters the world. We think the reality TV cameras will stop filming during the actual birth (at least, we hope they will). But after that, it's time to start making TV magic. So the second that kid can comprehend the idea of talking and moving, he or she is gonna need to go take some acting classes. We hope you're ready for this, Baby KimYe.
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The Gift: Piggy Bank
Where To Get It:Babies R UsWhy KimYe's Baby Needs It: When Baby KimYe is born, he or she will be a millionaire. That presents an interesting problem, though. Baby KimYe needs somewhere to put all his or her money. So how about buying the baby, eh, a couple hundred of these? That should hold the baby over until his or her first birthday rolls around.
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