So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you mightcall, an “Attitude Suitability Test”, that you must take before you can beaccepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,“Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit.”