Why is the little girl so blue? What deep-rooted psychological problem is causing the young girl to draw everything blue? Patricia’s parents received a note from her second-grade teacher. “Patricia is a wonderful student,” the note read, “but in art class, or when we have coloring projects, she...

A man being treated for pneumonia – just listen to your doctor! A man, being treated by his doctor for pneumonia, went to speak to his physician. “Doctor, are you absolutely certain that I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve read about a doctor who was treating a patient for...

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know...

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery – and we hope you never do! Oops! Come back with that! Bad dog! Hand me that … uh … that uh … Nurse, what do they call that pointed thingy again? Dang, there go the lights again. Wow! I...

Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy! The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?” The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is: