I'm going to have to do it - it's solid gold!Today's extracts (which can't be discussed for fear of influencing me, but can surely be mentioned?)

Prosecution: You didn't know there were illegal items in your flat?Defendant: YesProsecution: You did know?Defendant: NoProsecution: You didn't know?Defendant: YesProsecution: Do you mean No?Defendant: YesProsecution: Yes or No?Defendant: No

The judge interrupted at that point - AND told off Mr Barrister off for having his hands in his pockets