KIF or KAK?

by Nathan Zeno / 03.06.2009

KAK

Hi! I’m a lover and I’m lost, apparently you specialise in me? It’s cruel to make fun of people for whom English is not a first language, that’s a given, but surely if you’re advertising in English a conceptual proof-read is recommended. “Men Enlargement”, “It” – are the terms used for penis when referring to men. The word, when talking to women, is “penis”. The claim that your ‘It” will be “Strong”, “Thick” and “Long” is compelling, but “Permanently”? Whoah! And gains 6-10 what, exactly?

“Makes your partner feel like he is sleeping with the virgin” – it erases all previous sexual experiences, basically.

The most interesting thing about this flyer is that it makes men bigger and women tighter and uses bigger type for men and tiny type for women. While all the men’s benefits seem to lie in being bigger and having more power permanently, for women the ultimate benefit will be that it “will make him think of you only”.

It’s not speaking to a lover who is lost; it’s speaking to a lover who ran away in fear from the permanently erect man who thinks of her only as a virgin.