Robert Sheehan Fan fiction Article

Quotes - misfits, Nathan (Robert Sheehen)

Im preety sure this breaches the terms of my ASBO
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We have outfoxed the fox, which makes us very bloody foxy
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George Michael gets away with this shit but he used to be in Wham
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You lot superheroes? No offence but in what kind of f**ked-up world would that be allowed to happen
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It's a sad day for all of us when a bird like that decides to pull up her knickers
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Your boyfriend is some kind of psycho-rough-trade-gay-rapist werewolf
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We're a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car - that is pathethic
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cock, anus, ballsack
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Save me Barry!!
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If a Bear and A Shark Had A Fight Who Would Win
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If I was mentally deficient I would have missed
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Im Immortal
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But I haven't got a brother!
So who's this? It's my brother?
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I love burgers, I love breasts.
It's like a meal deal!
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Jesus!!
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We're like the Mitchell brothers,
only we're not bald, ugly and sh*t
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And you wonder why he hit you
in the head with a toaster
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I'm gracefully tall,
you're freakishly short
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Walk away with your tiny little
legs, you f**king midget!
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I spent my eighth birthday
eating Swedish meatballs
with a known paedophile
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Catch a liar by the toe.
If she hollers, let her go.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
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My eighth birthday. IKEA
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Don't fuck a wounded bear
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I'm going to take a shit in his bed
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They did it in The Godfather
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Gay, straight, retarded,
why do we have to label everything?
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