Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Dog House Blog, Dog-Eared Determination!

PD Peach gives a statement but the only
problem is, PD Peach a dog!

We dedicate this post to our new officer in Blogville Officer Bites who can be found over Here!Police
dog handlers are all too aware of how crucial their four-legged colleagues are
in the investigation of many crimes. However over in the West Midlands police
could be in the doghouse after someone from the force filled out a witness
statement on behalf of one of their police dogs named Peach. The statement was
brief and to the point and said: ‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty.
Good boy. Good boy Peach.’ It also came complete with a signature from Peach the
Alsatian, a print of the paw and stated that the age of the witness
was four and that his number was PD4341. When the Crown
Prosecution Service demanded a witness statement from Peach, officers realised
that it would be taking their canines’ skills a step too far. They wrote back
explaining that PC Peach was in fact PD Peach, stressing that PD stood for
police dog but to no avail. Eventually, the handler completed a form as if it
had been written by the Alsatian signing it with a paw print. The Professional Standards
Department have stated they are looking into this and early enquiries suggest
it is a light-hearted exchange as a result of a misunderstanding around a
police dog and a police officer. The CPS, however, failed to see the
funny side and complained to the police that their mistake had been turned into
a very public joke. Typical of the CPS being dogmatic about getting statements
from literally anyone and everyone! I bet they are woofing woeful that everyone
is laughing at them. Told you the law can be an ass! Does that mean CPS stands for Clown Prosecution Service?

Do you think the Oscars issues out BEST SNIFFER? Because if they do, you have GOT to win first place, Miz Molly. Who, I mean, WHO WOULD find all of this dirt out? You deliver the best. I KNOW, the category should be for, BEST IN DELIVERING HAPPINESS EVERY MORNING - envelope, please............and the award goes to MIZ MOLLY OF MOLLYWOOD!!!!

I cannot WAIT for tomorrow! What are you going to wear my dear? teehee

Hi Molly, that typical of the CPS......barking mad if you ask me, perhaps they should reward Peach with a big bowl of doggie chunks...at least he got his man, which is more than I can say for the CPS....

Hiliarious Molly. If only PD Peach was called in to court to give evidence! State your name please, woof, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, woof, woof! This is a total crack up. thanks for the laughs this morning. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory