Tom Daley Reveals New Synchronised Dive Partner For London Olympics – Who Could It Possibly Be? (Photo)

After receiving an Olympic backing from QPR owner Tony Fernandes for his two flawless tuck-into-pike (is that a proper diving thing?) penalty flops in the space of a week, it was bound to happen really, wasn’t it?

Who better to partner dive prodigy Tom Daley at London 2012 than the Premier League’s elite gravity enthusiast?

(Warning: Everything about this image is strange and unsettling…)

Just so you know, ‘young boys in Speedos’ will not be becoming a regular feature here on Pies. It’s not really the demographic we’re after.