Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’. — Brockman

Marge befriends a man called Dwight who is about to rob a bank. After convincing him to turn himself in, Marge promises to visit him in prison - but when she doesn't show, Dwight breaks out and stalks Marge.

E.T. Go Home: Bart discovers an alien in the shed and unwittingly helps him build a space portal for him to wage war on Earth.
Mr. & Mrs. Simpson: Unbeknownst to each other, Homer and Marge are secret agents, but are assigned to assassinate each other.
Heck House: Flanders turns the church into a "Hell House" and God turns him into the devil to teach the children a lesson about the Seven Deadly Sins.

Luann and Kirk Van Houten remarry, but on their honeymoon their ship sinks and they are presumed dead. This prompts Milhouse to begin acting "like a real man". Meanwhile, Homer find himself in the doghouse after forgetting Marge's eye color.

Sideshow Bob once again tries to murder the Simpson family, but on trial Bart inadvertently kills Bob by withholding his medicine. Bob's brother Cecil, convinces Bart to pay his last respects but all is not what it seems...

After discovering Marge's diploma, Homer recalls how he gave up his dreams of being a musician for her. However, when Marge fell for her University professor, he slid into depression and formed the world's first grunge band.

On Valentine's Day, the Simpson family regale each other with love-themed stories: Homer talks about Binnie and Clyde; Marge recounts a Simpson-esque Lady and the Tramp; and Bart spins a tale where he and Nelson are Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious of The Sex Pistols.

Lisa creates a documentary film about her family for a school project. It is entered into the Sundance Film Festival, however, upon seeing it for the first time, Homer, Marge and Bart are shocked that it paints the family in an unfavorable light.