Bond (Built of Notorious Deterrents)

Take the following description of this crazy ebike with humor…

Designer Yannick worked on a concept bike to make cyclists free from daily worry. Though the bike is not available for sell, its prototype show how things can be added to make the cycling experience much safer. This bike holds some weapons for cyclists who feel that cycling in a busy road is risky, and keeping the bike safe from thieves is a hard job.

The cycle insurer ETA.co.uk did a survey on 800 cyclists
about their bad experiences of cycling. From this survey ETA found that most
cyclists hate the situation where they are cornered by other vehicles on the
road, the second bad experience is the poor road condition, third one is stolen
bike, and forth one is icy terrain or snowy road. So to solve all those problems,
a couple of things needs to be added to a normal bike. The designer Yannick tried
to solve all of it at once, and he designed a product which he called the
“BOND” bike. The name does not have any relation to James Bond, though it has
some similarity of Bond’s gadgets or vehicles. What are those similarities??
The answer lies below:

First similarity is a flame thrower on the bicycle!! What???
This flame thrower is given to help the rider to adjust when other vehicle
tries to corner the bicycle.

Second similarity is caterpillar track to make the ride
comfortable in the poor road condition and fight the potholes in the terrain.

Third similarity is an Ejector seat!! Ejector seat on a bicycle?
To catch whoever try to steal the bike. The ejector seat can be triggered from
distance and it will displace the thief from the bike.

The last similarity is the ski blade for the cold condition.
In the snowy road the normal bike can’t run properly that’s why this BOND bike
deploys the ski blade in the snowy road to make the ride smooth.