I'm not quite sure how to say this, but I was fired from work today. I have no excuses. My boss just decided I was being too silly, so she terminated my employment. I know what you're going to say. Yes, this happens all to often, but I really can't help myself. It's hard not to be silly when I know I'm just going to get fired anyway. I might as well enjoy myself while I can. You know, I was kind of hoping you could have a chat with my boss. Tell her that I'm a good worker and a reliable person. You have a lot of sway with her, and I know she'll listen to your advice. I'll try not to be quite so silly next time, I promise. Meanwhile, being a college student with bills to pay and books to buy, I was wondering if you could lend me some money. At least until Mom decides to hire me back tomorrow. :-)