What's that old joke about the 80 year old couple? On their 60th anniversary the wife tells the husband how happy she's been with their life together and asks him if he is happy and if he's had any regrets. He tells her that he only wishes she would have agreed to servicing him orally. She is in an emotional state and says "I'll do it for you right now because I love you so much." So she proceeds to give him a blowjob. The whole time he tells her how great it feels and how much he loves her and appreciates her doing it for him. After he finishes, she goes into the bathroom to fix herself up. While she's out of the room, the phone rings. It's their daughter calling to wish them a happy anniversary. He sets the phone down and calls out "It's for you cocksucker!"