A crow

ASBO Club Member - Persona non grata

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit
asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The
crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very high up.