Posts Tagged ‘Joe Biden’

Joe Biden demonstrates the proper way to wield a broadsword, at least I hope that's what he's doing.

Joe Biden! But if you’re like me, you already know that because you’ve had you’re cell phone on you at all times this week you getting a boner every time you got a message because it might be the one. And you were awaken by your cell phone at 3 am (apparently Barack thinks we can all answer the 3 am phone call.

Joe is a six-term Senator from the state of Delaware (Hey, it’s bigger than Rhode Island). He is a guy who says what’s on his mind, which is good because he can go after McCain for Obama. He once said that Rudy Guliani constructs a sentence with a noun, a verb, and 9/11. I think he’s a good pick, but I really don’t think the Vice Presidential nominee is a huge deal. But this has become a media circus. There have been camera crews and helicopters over the homes of the possible picks. Chet Edwards comes straight out of fucking nowhere to be a possible candidate. Who the Fuck is Chet Edwards? We get to see Evan Bayh in his kitchen eating yogurt. LEAVE EVAN BAYH ALONE!! I’M SERIOUS!!!

This is why I watch The News Hour with Jim Lehrer, I may be the only person under seventy who watches it, but I do. They aren’t showing me Evan Bayh eating yogurt in his kitchen. Do you know why? It’s because they don’t give no fucks about ratings. They simply give you the straight news, the stuff that matters, the issues. I don’t care if Joe Biden ordered a pizza, or what his mailman has to say about it. I don’t care if Joe Biden “took a dump” in his truck. I want to know what he thinks about the conflict in Georgia. I haven’t heard much coverage of his trip to the region but I’ve seen coverage of him bringing bagels to reporters.

The worst part of it is that it all plays into this “Obama is the biggest celebrity in the world” bullshit. This accusation by the McCain campaign isn’t so much a swipe at Obama as it is a swipe at the American people and our celebrity obsessed culture. I keep hearing talking heads asking, “Why isn’t Obama pulling ahead?”. IT’S BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES WON’T TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE ISSUES!!!! You tell us he doesn’t wear a flag pin. You tell us his middle name is Hussein. Stop, please, it’s out of control.

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