Welcome

I am Petruchio, chopper of
carrots, keeper of sweatpants. P-Monk; uncut
Monk. I am the former
commander of the
Grand cosmic squadron of 10 million spaceships,
and the reigning King of the
Angry Fish. So put
a glide in your stride, and a dip in your hip, and
come on to the
Mothership;
I am the Mothership Connection.

Feel free to push this nice, shiny button, and let
me know you've visited. If you do, I'll add you to
my guestbook. Eventually. It usually takes a bit,
though.

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