Spinal Tap A to Zed

Spontaneous Combustion: A phenomenon which causes people
to catch fire without apparent cause, burning them to ashes but
leaving surrounding objects unscathed. According to David, it
affects a dozen people a year but is not widely reported. Peter
"James" Bond, an early Tap drummer, was the first rock
musician to ever spontaneously combust. He left behind a green
globule on his drum seat and a scarred set of drumsticks that
were retrieved as mementos by manager Ian Faith. The same fate
befell Mick Shrimpton. (EW)