Great job, Internet. Despite the myriad odd subjects you've assembled to suck away our existence, you've managed to come up with more on the regular.

The greatest thing ever of the week is cats that look like Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation. You know him as the marvelously mustachioed Director of the Pawnee City Department of Parks and Recreation. Seriously, has a mustache ever looked better? What better way to honor that tuft of upper lip fuzz than to find cat counterparts. From Tumblr, here are a few we enjoyed:

Maestro has been missing since Sept 4, 2012 from the Beall Ave & Winter St area around Wooster Community Hospital. He is a large medium haired, brown/black/tan tabby. He is neutered but has his claws. He fell out of his crate as I was moving him into my new apartment at Williamsburg Apartments. Please call 216-233-0908 if you have any info. REWARD offered.

I have lost a 10yr old domestic shorthair tabby cat. She is a female and she is spayed and front declawed. She is missing some of her molars due to a recent dental. She has been missing since friday 9-14-12. She answers to the name of Sammy and is very petite (around 6lbs). She is mostly black on her back and tabby all over. If you have any information or have seen her please call me at 330-807-7118.

My 4yr old Black American Bulldog mix, 60-70lbs with a stubby tail got out of our yard Sunday Sept 16th with our other dog. We looked for her and Annabell for 4 hrs Sunday Evening and found Annabell , but not Sadie. If you know anything or have seen her please call or text only @ (330)701-0934 (Holly). No questions asked!We miss her dearly!!!

The latest craze to hit the cat show circuit – Feline Agility – is coming to the CFA Foundation’s Feline Historical Museum in Alliance, Ohio on October 2-6, 2012.

Jill Archibald, well-known feline agility ringmaster, will bring Mr. Brown Sugar, a bronze Egyptian Mau, and Ziva, a Japanese Bobtail, to the museum to show off their agility talents. Both Sugar and Ziva are an absolute whiz at agility! Literally, they leap over hurdles, jump through hoops, and weave through poles so quickly that you’ll miss them if you blink.

Lost Salem, 4 year old Black cat. Has white patches on chest and lower abdomen, nuetured, not declawed. Has a small nick out of the tip of his ear with a small scar. Microchip # 4A132D2D22. Lost since 9/4/12. Last seen at Darrow Park Drive and Darrow Rd Intersection. Deer Run Apartments.

Join Portage APL in partnership with Stow Kent Animal Hospital for the Forever Friends Fall Adoption Event. On October 7, 2012 Stow Kent Animal Hospital will be hosting the APL in hopes to increase adoptions and awareness for homeless animals.

Adopt a homeless APL animal; schedule a free wellness exam with each adoption; bring a donation to help homeless pets; enjoy snacks and refreshments, “Ask a Vet” with Dr. Jacobson, giveaways, raffle drawings and activities for the whole family! Dr. Jacobson said “Stow Kent Animal Hospital is a proud supporter of Portage APL and we want to help them boost adoptions and generate support. They are always in need of donations and good families for their rescued animals.”

The event will run from 12:00 pm until 6:00 pm. All animals available for adoption are up to date on vaccines, spayed or neutered, checked for appropriate disease and free of fleas and worms. Many are also microchipped and have an additional medical history.

The Portage APL is a private, nonprofit organization and relies on the generosity and kindness of individuals and businesses to make our community a safer place for thousands of animals who have no voice. We continue to rescue animals every day and the need is constant. Please give a needy animal a loving place to call home! For more information, please call the Portage APL at 330.296.4022.

CIRCLEVILLE, OHIO: An Ohio woman says the pet cat that sneaked into her luggage for a flight to Florida has returned home safely and seems relatively unaffected by his surprise vacation in Orlando.

Ethel Maze tells The Circleville Herald that Bob-Bob the stowaway spent 10 hours in a suitcase before she opened it last week. She says he was lethargic and wet from perspiration, and she initially thought he'd died.

Missing 13 year old Mountain View Cur/Golden Retriever mix (he looks like a slim rottweiler) named Rascal. Black with brown face, chest and feet. Medium to large size. Got loose evening of 9/9 or morning of 9/10 near South Hametown Rd. and Rt. 261 in Norton. May or may not be wearing tags - is licensed. Very friendly. Please call Nate if found (330) 466-4332.

Lost small yorkie mix very friendly he escaped 9-8-12. He is sadly missed if you have him /seen him, please let me know. He has a blue collar on with crabs and he answers to Prince. He is a family pet and he is missed.

Lost Siamese short haired male cat in Copley, OH by the HH Gregg on Rothrock Rd. He has bright blue eyes and dark markings. His name is Symba and is he is very loving but skittish around people, dogs and cars. Please help me find him!!!!!! jsoja727@hotmail.com

My 4yr old Black American Bulldog got out of our yard about 6pm Sunday with her pup (which is 2 yrs old now...Annabell). We looked for her and Annabell for 4 hrs Sunday Evening and found Annabell , but not Sadie. If you know anything or have seen her please call or text (330)701-093four. We miss her dearly!!! We live on Triplett Blvd.

ORLANDO, FLA.: When an Ohio woman packed her bags for a Disney vacation, her cat didn’t want to stay behind.

Sometime Monday, Bob-bob the cat found his way into Ethel Maze’s suitcase, made it through screening at Port Columbus International Airport and was loaded into an airplane for a flight to Orlando.

The Orlando Sentinel reports the black cat popped out when Maze unzipped her bag after checking into her hotel Monday night. Maze, of Circleville, Ohio, says the 14-month-old cat was shaken but still purring.

Maze was part of a group of disabled veterans and volunteers making an annual trip to Orlando.

Mike Groleau, who handled the bags for the group, says he thought he saw the bag move, but loaded it along with the other bags heading to Orlando.

Stop by Portage APL on September 22, 2012 from 10-3 for a rummage sale and help homeless animals. From small appliances and books to dog and cat supplies and household items, there’s something for everyone.

People may drop off items from now until the event. No clothes, large appliances or furniture, old TV’s or computers please. Items should be gently used or new and in good working order. There will be 50/50 and basket raffles as well as refreshments. And of course, since the event is being held at the APL shelter, there will be plenty of homeless animals waiting for new homes.

All animals available for adoption are up to date on vaccines, spayed or neutered, checked for appropriate disease and free of fleas and worms. Many are also micro-chipped and have an additional medical history.

The Portage APL is a private, nonprofit organization and relies on the generosity and kindness of individuals and businesses to make our community a safer place for thousands of animals who have no voice. We continue to rescue animals every day and the need is constant. Please give a needy animal a loving place to call home!

Found on Sunday, Sept. 9th medium-large male dog - resembles Brenese mountain dog. Mostly Brown with some black and white coloring. Wearing leather collar but no tags. He's very friendly but we won't be able to keep him long as we have two other dogs.

If you think this is your dog, please email dave.andrews@syzygynetwork.com

Please help us to find our missing St. Bernard "Murphy". He went missing on 9/5/12 new our home on E. Cleveland St. Delphos, Ohio. Murphy is very sweet and gentle. He is skittish around strangers and may be difficult to catch. He is very sweet and shy. He is not aggressive even though is a big dog (200 LBS). Murphy will respond to the "COME" word and especially to the word "TREAT". He was last reported on Route 66 and may be injured. Please help him we miss him terribly. Thank you

Found female Golden Retriever Mix in our backyard yesterday afternoon 9/5/12 in Springfield Township near Killian and Myersville. Looks like she may have been lost for several days - very dirty, matted and many fleas. We have taken her in cleaned, trimmed and given her a flea treatment. She is doing well and making herself right at home but we would love to help her find her family! She is wearing a collar but no tags - will be asking for a description of the collar to ensure she is returned to her rightful owner. If you are her family or have any information please email us and we will respond right away! Hoping to send this sweet girl home soon!

Very nice, well mannered, (old) female Pomeranian found near Northmoreland Ave in Monroe Falls OH on September 8, 2012 (early AM). Dog was found by a resident and turned into the Cuyahoga Falls Police Department. Dog has no collar but appears to have just recently become lost. The dog's coat is maintained and it did not look like it has traveled too far.

If anyone has any information as to who the owner of the dog is or if this is your dog, please contact the Cuyahoga Falls Police Department at (330) 928-2181 or reply to the craigs list post and the dog will be delivered to the rightful owner.

The members of the Stow-Munroe Falls Lions Club are once again preparing for their SIXTH ANNUAL PAW FEST, scheduled for Sunday, September 16, 2012 at Stow, Ohio's Bow Wow Beach Dog Park and in cooperation with the City of Stow.

This year's event is being dedicated to the many service and assistance dog foundations who dutifully train various breeds to help and protect their owners each day.

Paw Fest 2012 is a free event beginning at 10 AM and ending at 4 PM. Parking will be available for $1.00 or a donation of used eyeglasses.

My female boxers got out of our enced in yard yesterday around 1:30. I have searched for them everywhere but no luck. :( North Akron area Howard St and Burns. Please call or text with ANY info 330-475-9703.

Missing sat afternoon (9-1-2012) out of Beechcrest allotments...female...white and tan with black around eyes...short knub tail...pink harley davidson collar...please if you have seen or found her please contact us! 330-235-4086

LOKI, A LARGE ALL BLACK GERMAN SHEPHARD WITH A SMALL WHITE PATCH OF FUR ON CHEST, HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE AUGUST 30TH FROM CANTON OHIO. HE COULD BE ANYWHERE BY NOW. VERY FRIENDLY AND LOVING AND WE MISS HIM VERY MUCH. PLEASE EMAIL SAMWALTERS88@GMAIL.COM OR CALL FRANK AT (330)312-5190 IF YOU HAVE SEEN HIM. THANK YOU!

Our five year old Goldendoodle named Baxter ran through our invisible fence during the fireworks at Fairlawn Country Club and hasn't returned home. He is very friendly and easy to approach. His collar has all the info needed to contact us.

ROCHESTER, N.Y.: A kitten that hitched a six-hour ride from Connecticut to western New York curled up on top of a car's gas tank will be put up for adoption.

The cat was found by workers at Smitty's Transmissions in suburban Rochester when a Connecticut couple bought in their car after dropping their son off at the Rochester Institute of Technology. The couple had heard the cat purring.