Did you hear the one about the pranksters who put sunscreen on a sunbathing Jeremy Clarkson's face so it spelled out "TWAT" across his forehead? Have you seen the picture? It's not real. But it's also not wrong.

The photo and story comes via The Poke, which is like the British version of The Onion except it can make jokes about Top Gear presenters because people in Britain know who they are.

Though false, we think their fake Clarkson response was pretty good:

"This is no doubt the work of some extremist group like Greenpeace. Well if those eco-mentalists think this is going to silence me they have another thing coming! I'm going to buy and massive bit of the Amazon then napalm it! I'm going to take more pointless airplane journeys than any man in history! I will never, ever turn off a light switch again! Do you hear me!? Ever!"