The True Tekkit

Contents

Part 1

Duncan: Sips, Sjin, for working here for as long as you have without betraying us, you two have earned drinks.

Sjin: Okay

Sips: Bottoms up.

Duncan prevents Lewis and Simon from drinking.

Sjin: Ugh, I think I'm drunk.

Sips: Me too.

Duncan: Why don't you two go and have a lie down for the rest of the day in your compound.

Sips: Sure. Come on Sjin, lets go sober up.

Sips and Sjin leave.

Simon: Why didn't you let us drink?

Duncan: I needed them out of the way so they didn't notice us sneaking off.

Lewis: Sneaking off? To where?

Duncan: My castle. Follow me guys. I have some people you might want to meet.

Part 2

Lewis and Simon apprehensively follow Duncan to his castle. When they get close, they hear two familiar voices.

Strippen: For the last time, unless Duncan says otherwise, I'm not letting him in here.

Hannah: I trust him with my life, even though he's brokenn my stuff countless times.

Strippen: you know who he's friends with. You don't know where his loyalties lie.

Duncan, Lewis and Simon approach the castle steps to find Strippen, Hannah and Nilesy waiting there. They see the three flying towards them.

Strippen: Oh, for the love of God! First Hannah brings Nilesy, and you bring these two?

Duncan: First, if Hannah trusts Nilesy, he should be let in. I trust her judgement. Second, these two are my bosses, and it killed me not bringing them in. I trust them even more than you two. They can be of help.

Lewis: Wait, what the h*ll is going on here? Stripped! Hannah? And trust us with what?

Simon: And more importantly, why is Nilesy here with all this breakable stuff?

Nilsey: Hey!

Duncan: Lewis, Simon, welcome to the Anti-Rythian Sqaud, we have much to discuss.

Part 3

Lewis, Simon, Hannah, Nilesy, and Strippin sit around a table. Duncan sits at the head.

Duncan: Rythian has been acting up as of late. I put a nuke underneath his house just to show him I don't take crap from him, and it hasn't phased him.

Lewis: What's this have to do with the anti-Rythian Squad?

Duncan: When I realized intimidation wouldn't work, I figured that we had strength in numbers. Sitting at this table are people that I trust and have skills that could prove useful in the upcoming war-and Nilesy.

Nilesy: I'm sitting right here you know!

Simon: What's your plan of action?

Duncan: Before we can even think of a plan to defeat Rythian, I need to discuss a topic that will be very unpopular with everybody at the table.

Hannah: There isn't any decision you can make that ALL of us won't like.

Duncan: I want to allow Sips and Sjin to join us.

Everyone except Duncan: WHAT?!

Meanwhile, in the Brown Mushroom Stronghold, Zoey talks to a red mushroom and a brown mushroom:

Zoey: Look, Barry Jr. I know the death of your older brother Eggbert on Jeff's orders was tough, but you and Melinda need to tell her father Jeff of your affair...forget him if he can't except that. I'll hide you two and help you elope.

Teep walks in. Zoey hastily picks up the mushrooms.

Zoey: Hi Tee. What's up...it's time? You know what, no! Look, I decided what Jeff is doing is wrong. He can go ahead and storm Blackrock and take out the red mushrooms if he wants, but I won't break into Blackrock. Ry-I mean Barry is my friend and I won't betray him.

Duncan: I know Sips and Sjin don't have a perfect record, but they've been working for Honeydew Inc. They haven't betrayed us yet, even though they (destroys wall to reveal Sips and Sjin eavesdropping) LISTEN IN ON PEOPLE!

Sjin: Sorry, but we carry Terrawart around with us wherever we go. We saw you tried to get rid of us, so we couldn't help but follow.

Sips: I know we haven't been the nicest people on the server-

Nilesy: (mumbles) That's for sure.

Sjin: But we both want to stop Rythian, so we want to help.

Lewis: What do you think Duncan?

Duncan: Okay, but you two are on different teams for our upcoming misson.

Lewis, Simon, and Nilesy: What mission?

Hannah: Two actually.

Strippin: One team is to scout out Blackrock to see what defenses there are.

Duncan: And one team finds the one person who will be able to talk some sense into Rythian.

Simon: Who's that?

Duncan: Zoey Proasheck.

Part 5

While all the drama is going on at Duncan's castle, Farther away, at Blackrock, Rythian is trying to destroy the forcefield around Duncan's nuke.
Rythian: (while furiously hitting the forcefield with his red matter pickaxe) GOD D****T DUNCAN! (Stops) You know what, I'll leave it for now.

Rythian goes outside and looks at all the mobs.

Rythian: Look at this land. Duncan would destroy it as soon as he destroyed the last world. It's sickening.

One of the mobs he's zoomed in on gets hit by an arrow and dies.

Rythian: What?

He goes down to the forest and looks for who shot the arrow.

Rythian: IT'S YOU! I KNEW YOU WOULD-(sees it's Teep) oh, it's you. What do you want?

Teep: No friendly greetings? You sounded like you were about to give out some.

Rythian: I always knew you could talk. I never had the heart to tell Zoey you were faking your muteness. Why don't you go tell her she can stick her "Super Jim" up her-

Teep: She's dead.

Rythian: (shocked) What?

Teep: She'd dead. Sjin and Duncan. They teamed up and broke into the Stronghold. They gave her a slow, gruesome death. I remember watching her blood run through the floor, although there was just enough left to form a puddle around the body. Oh the body was so-

Rythian: (close to tears) STOP! Stop. Please. What do you want.

Teep: I want to help you destroy them. I know how they think. I know lots of vital info. We can avenge her Rythian. What do you say?

Rythian: (calmly) can I have some time alone?

Teep: Sure. I'll be back in 4 days. I have some things to tend to. I will come back for your answer.

Teep leaves. Rythian goes inside until he goes to B.A.R.R.Y. He then starts destroying the place in rage.

Meanwhile, at the Brown Mushroom Stronghold, Teep walks into his room and goes over to his secret room:

Teep: He he he. For a master of sorcerey, he sure is a moron.

Teep activtes a hidden pressure plate to reveal Zoey in a cage.

Zoey: You're a monster! I should've let Sjin destroy you!

Teep: To late for that. Soon I will be the most powerful person on the server, and I will have the only person who can stop me at my beck and call! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Part 6

At Duncan's Castle, the 8 players prepare to depart for their respective missions:
Duncan: Okay, let's go over the plan: I'm taking Simon, Lewis, and Sips to go look for the "Brown Mushroom Stronghold" as it's called to look for Zoey.

Strippin: Meanwhile, Hannah, Sjin and I will be doing some recon at Blackrock while Nilesy distracts Rythian, seeing as Nilesy is still on good terms with Rythian.

Nilesy: To be honest, I ended my alliegence when Zoey left, because what Rythian's doing is just wrong.

Duncan: Rythian still doesn't know I work for Honeydew Inc, so he won't destroy it immediately. We'll meet back there when we finish. Good luck team Beta.

Hannah: (mumbles) I wanted us to be Alpha.

Beta team is in a desert not far from Rythian. Nilesy is not present:

Nilesy: Okay guys. Duncan gave me a one-way radio. I can't hear you, but you can hear me. I'll use the word "Pools" when it's safe to enter Blackrock. I'll use "Bargains" if he's coming back. And one more thing: stay away from Newpool if you can. (To Rythian) Hey Rythian!

Rythian: You've come to betray me too?

Nilesy: No, of course not. I wanted to show you my new stand. It's actually in a snow biome not far from here. Follow me.

Rythian: What do I have to lose?

Nilesy: I can show you all the new prices on POOLS and POOL accessories.

Sjin: That's our cue.

Strippin, Hannah, and Sjin go to Blackrock (making a wide berth around Newpool) and are surprised at what they see.

Strippin: Dear God! Dragonfire?

Sjin: Just ignore it for now. We have a mission.

They walk up to the door.

Hannah: I once heard somewhere that bad ideas are disguised as good ideas at the time.

Strippin: Pray this isn't one of those times

The three enter Blackrock.

Part 7

Back at Duncan's Castle, Duncan, Lewis, Sips, and Simon wait for the Beta team to leave.

Simon: Why do they get to fly?

Duncan: They don't have to worry about their cover being blown. We need to find out where Zoey was last spotted.

Lewis: We know Sjin dino-napped Teep at the Captive Creeper, and Zoey broke him out.

Simon: But who would've seen. Sjin didn't see, and Rythian is obviously not gonna help.

Sips: Minty!

Lewis: Sorry?

Sips: Minty works at the Captive Creeper. She could've seen where Zoey went.

Duncan: Yeah... What are we waiting for? To the Captive Creeper!

Alpha team is almost at the Captive Creeper from the long walk from the castle:

Sips: So Robocop says "Hahaha. Do you honestly think whipping will hurt me?" and then the guards are like "We need to whip this Jesus guy harder then." End of act 1.

Simon: Thank God! The Captive Creeper is over there!

Sips: But I haven't started act 2 yet!

The 4 go over to the bar. They see Minty over the counter.

Minty: What'll it be boys?

Duncan: Sorry Minty, but we're here for information. When's the last time you saw Zoey?

Minty: (sigh) I know this day would come. I was working the counter that night when I saw Zoey and Teep escape from Sjin's prison. I wanted to warn him, but I had Martyn and Toby at the bar, and Sjin told me not to let anyone interfere.

Lewis: Where did Zoey and Teep go?

Minty: There's a hill over by the water that way. I faintly saw Zoey and Teep over there.

Simon: (who has constantly been looking behind himself the whole time) Zoey's room is a good start.

Sips: I found a secret room in here.

Duncan: Let's go.

They move forward until they find Zoey's giant cage.

Lewis: Zoey!

Zoey: Look Out!

Teep comes in with his shotgun.

Teep: Drop the weapons, or Red-head gets it!

Not willing to let Zoey die, the 4 give up there weapons. Teep takes them away and blocks up the cage with cobblestone.

Duncan: What do you want, Teep?

Teep: Revenge, Duncan. On you and Sjin. You two destroyed the last server. You started a new one as if nothing happened. I ended up meeting Rythian, who was waging the same Cold War I was.

Sips: Then why are we here now?

Teep: Zoey leaving Rythian moved up my plans. Rythian is a great wizard, and very powerful. There's only one thing he has that makes him weak: emotions. He was crazy and war-mongering before. When I told him Duncan and Sjin killed Zoey, he lost his mind completely. He will be easy to control. He won't even care I spawned in mob spawners to help with the fight.

Lewis: You're insane.

Teep: Yes, but at least I have the prize.

As soon as he finishes saying that, a shotgun round bounces off the wall next to him.

Teep, Duncan, Sips, and Lewis: What the fu-

Another round hits the wall. This time it's closer to Teep.

Minty: Unless you want to become extinct, step away from the cage NOW!

Part 10

Hannah, Strippin, and Sjin are trapped within the catacombs of B.A.R.R.Y.

Strippin: We need to get out of here. Pickaxes?

Sjin: No, not even my mining laser. Hannah?

Hannah: No, I-Wait a minute!

Strippin: Pickaxes?

Hannah: No, but I have obsidian and flint and steel!

Sjin: We can make a Nether Portal to get out of here. Aw, but the portal under Honeydew Inc was destroyed.

Hannah: It's the best plan we have, so we'll take our chances.

Strippin: (finds trapdoor) We'll do it down here. He won't see.

They go down there and build a portal.

Above Blackrock:

Nilesy: Oh, by the way, did you see I've built a flying ring?

Rythian: You're flying, so I assumed you made one.

Nilesy: Oh, ok. (leans into radio) Beta team, withdraw. Repeat, get the hell out of there.

Rythian: Who are you talking to?

Nilesy: I-myself! I talk to myself when I'm bored.

Suddenly, the radio blares to life

Sjin: Hey, Nilesy. Hannah found a way to override the one-way communication. We just escaped Blackrock, so you can stop distracting Rythian now if you still are. Repeat, we are out of Blackrock, our mission is done.

Awkward pause where Rythian stares at Nilesy.

Nilesy: Well, I must be going. Thanks for visiting the Pool Sa-

Rythian: TRAITOR! EVERYONE'S BETRAYED ME! DIIIIIIIIIIE!

Nilesy flies over the Nether Portal that Rythian's used, and finds Beta Team.

Sjin: Where were you?

Nilesy: No time! We're on foot or he'll see us!

The 4 manage to outrun Rythian.

Rythian: (forced calm) I need to find a healthy way to release my anger.

Rythian flies over to Newpool, where Zylus and Daltos are still fighting.

Duncan: No, Zoey, you don't understand! I was never gonna detonate it!

Zoey: Why should I believe you?

Duncan tosses the controller to her.

Duncan: Because I'm giving the controller to you. Look, you heard Teep. Rythian's lost without you. He will destroy this world out of insanity. I sent a team to Blackrock to see if there was something that could help him come to his senses and (just in case) see what kind of defenses there were. I haven't heard back from them yet.

Lewis: What I'm more interested in is how Minty knew to free Zoey.

Minty: It's because of Simon

Lewis: What?

Simon: I figured we needed someone to help out should things go bad. When I went for the drink, I remembered Minty's loyal to Sips and Sjin-

Sips: She helped us with our excursion to the Nether and almost interviewed for pool boy.

Simon: So I gave her a gun and some ammo (Duncan let me hold the guns against his better judgment) and told her to hang back.

Minty: I hung back a little bit until I saw Teep and Zoey in the cage. I dug under and saved Zoey.

Simon: I'm having a look around while you grown-ups talk.

Duncan: Okay. Come on Zoey, we need your help to help Rythian and stop Teep. We can't do it without you.

Zoey: (pause) I want you to know I don't trust you. At all. However, I owe Simon and Minty my life, and they'll fight for you, so I'll come and help.

Sips: Now all that's left to do is take all these mushrooms with us.

Simon: I found a secret panel in Teep's room:

Zoey: Oh no.

Lewis: What?

Zoey: That's Teep's TNT stash.

Simon: OH MY GOD!

Simon faints

Duncan: We have a few minutes until he wakes, so pick up any mushroom you see.

Part 12

Nilesy, Hannah, Strippin, and Sjin run to where the border between the snow and jungle biomes end.

Sjin: I think we lost them.

Hannah: Well, at least Nilesy didn't do anything stupid that would hurt us in the future.

Martyn: Wait. Nilesy? Hannah? Strippin? Sjin? What the hell are you doing here?

Hannah: Rythian's insane. A lot has happened since October. We needed to scout out what we could do to help restore hs health.

Toby: And what's that.

Sjin: Zoey. I reported all this to Duncan. He said to meet back at Honeydew.

Martyn: Me and Toby can be of help. Just give us a gun and we'll do anything for you.

Strippin: Okay. Let's go.

Back at Honeydew Inc:

Zoey: He really did all this because of me?

Duncan: Afraid so. And me and Sjin don't exactly help matters.

Strippin: Benji just called. A big force is heading our way, and Teep's at the head.

Duncan: We can't get to Rythian until Teep's out of the way. Sjin, Zoey and myself are needed alive so we can reason with him. Sjin and I have Quantum armor, so we'll be fine. However, Zoey isn't as well protected as us, so she'll need to hide in the basement.

Minty: I can help guard her.

Zoey: If I must.

Duncan: We now have Martyn, Toby, Zylus and Daltos as a part of our army, so we should be evenly matched.

Sjin: I see them coming.

Duncan: Let the battle begin.

Part 13

Part 13:

Everyone is gearing up for the war with Rythian. The legions of soldiers are collecting firearms and ammo.

Duncan: All right everyone, battle stations! Teep has mob spawners, so he'll be trying to attack us with everything he has.

Simon: Before we begin the defense, there's one thing left to do.

Lewis: What's that?

Simon brings over Sips and Sjin

Simon: I know we've had our differences in the past, but you guys helping us out has been the most productive time in Honeydew Inc. (holds out hand) Friends?

Sips: Friends.

Simon: Now then, two others need to make peace.

Lewis and Simon push Duncan up, and Sips pushes Sjin up.

Duncan and Sjin are uncomfortable at first, but then they shake hands.

Sjin: Let's kick Teep's a**.

And with that said, the monsters invade Honeydew Inc.

Meanwhile, in the path that leads to Pig Island, Minty and Zoey are hiding there. Many explosions occur.

Minty: (sigh) That's an awful lot of carnage up there.

Zoey: Don't worry. He'll make it. He has quantum armor.

Minty: Yeah.

Zoey: I'm gonna talk to the mushrooms now.

Minty: Knock yourself out.

Zoey takes out a brown and a red mushroom.

Zoey: I'm sorry your father wouldn't see sense, Melinda....I couldn't stop Simon from blowing it up. I saved all the other brown mushrooms though.....Well, you heard Jeff. He didn't accept your relationship and chose death....Why does it bother you? You wrote him off as not you father years ago...Wait, did you just say what I think you said... Your pregnant? Congratulations! I'll go tell Minty.

Meanwhile, above ground:

Simon backs into the main Honeydew complex where Duncan is treating Nilesy's wounds.

Duncan: Take some bread and that will heal you. (Turns to Simon) Simon, how's it going out there. Nilesy was close to death so I needed to get him out.

Simon: Toby and Daltos are dead. Daltos went down saving Zyluss, and Toby charged them at a bad time. The rest need to withdraw.

Teep: Watch. It's my dino-sense. I destroyed Sips Co, and they must've realized it by now (flies over to hill and shoots an arrow. The screen says "Benji was shot by Teep"). See? Now they'll run to the last place they have, which we'll know soon enough. I'll kill the rest, while you settle the score with Sjin and Duncan.

Bertie: That was a nuclear explosion! It took out most of the castle! I swear I didn't do it!

Gamechap: We've only been on the server for five minutes and already you've wrecked it, you bloody vandal! (takes out golden sword of justice) Get back here!

Gamechap chases Bertie.

Part 18

After Nilesy and Sjin's fight, everyone except Duncan, Sjin, Minty, and Zoey leave the Lombucket secret base. Zoey is in the corner talking to Barry Jr. and Melinda, and Sjin is being approached Duncan and Minty.

Minty: Sjin-

Sjin: He's right you know. It is all my fault. I was the one who started pumping Duncan's stuff on the last server and got us into this mess.

Minty: Sjin, you might've made one bad decision, but you aren't entirely to blame (looks at Duncan), are you?

Duncan: I suppose I might've over-reacted a bit in blowing up your house. Besides, If I hadn't retaliated, we wouldn't of blown up the server.

Minty: Well, what's done is done, and all we can do now is stop Teep and save Rythian. And we can't do that without you Sjin.

Sjin: Alright, I'll bring that mother-trucker down and send him back to Jurrasic Park!

Meanwhile, aboveground, the tour is finished and Hannah, Lewis, Simon, Nilesy, and Strippin are at the dock:

Simon: Man, this is one awesome base Hannah.

Hannah: Thanks.

Lewis: But why can't I shake the feeling something bad is about to happen.

Strippin: I've had this feeling since we first arr-OH MY GOD THE JUNGLE'S ON FIRE!

Hannah: What?

Rythian: Why, hello there.

Nilesy: EEP!

Nilesy jumps into the ocean.

Lewis: What do you want?

Rythian: You see, there's the thing. I know you guys know where Sjin and Duncan are. However, I do not know where your secret bunker is, Hannah. I could find it very easily with my destructive powers, but I won't do that and ruin your hard work.

Simon: You're burning her jungle! And you don't call that ruining something?

Rythian: I shall make myself very clear. Give me Sjin and Duncan, and Lombucket is spared. You have 48 hours. So long. Make the right decision.

Rythian flies away.

Later, the four in the bunker are above ground.

Duncan: We can't talk sense into him with Teep around, even if we bring Zoey with us.What will we do?

Nilesy: Wait, what's that in the distance?

In the distance, Gamechap is still chasing Bertie. They end up on the runway.

Simon: I'm starting to get a really bad idea.

Part 19

Lewis and Gamechap stand on the cliff overlooking Blackrock with dynamite in their hands.

Gamechap: I'm quite sure I don't like this idea.

Lewis: You and me both. Then again, with Simon and Bertie making the plan, it was bound to be like this.

Gamechap: That is quite true, I say.

Duncan: (over radio) Okay, start when I say so. The others will lead Teep to the Crooked Caber and pretend to submit to his rule. Then we move in. Good luck. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, now!

Lewis and Gamechap chuck dynamite at Blackrock. After a minute, Teep comes out and chases them. They hide in the cliff, and Hannah and Simon come up.

Simon: All hail Teep!

Teep: What the hell?

Hannah: You have caused the almighty Rythian to destroy our homes, so we have realized that you cannot be stopped.

Simon: Come to the Crooked Caber for a celebatory drink!

Teep: (suspicious) well, Rythian won't need me for a minute, so...yeah. Why not? At least you now see me as your new and rightful ruler.

They fly over to him, but he manages to avoid them and flies over to a ledge suspended above lava.

Teep: Nothing can stop me! I'm invincible!

Zoey: I don't think so. (goes into radio) Activate launch sequence!

Sjin: What launch sequence?

Zoey: I forgot to tell you-

A bunch of mushrooms launch onto Teep. He's so confused he can't stopt.

Teep: GET THE F*** OFF ME YOU STUPID MUSHROOMS!

Zoey: I set up my mushroom launchers in the Nether just in case.

In Teep's confusion, Rythian sneaks up to him. The mushroom volley ceases, and Teep stares at Rythian.

Rythian: You're fired.

Rythian kills Teep with the Nano-saber.

Sjin: YES!

Duncan: Go Rythian!

Zoey: You did it Rythian! Now, come fly back over here.

Rythian doesn't move.

Zoey: Rythian?

Rythian: I have hurt too many.

Zoey: What do you mean?

Rythian: I have hurt too many on the server. I killed Barry, I destroyed B.A.R.R.Y., I obliterated Newpool, and worst of all, I drove you away because you used science.

Zoey: Rythian, you weren't right. Teep-

Rythian: Teep isn't at full blame here. Neither are Sjin and Duncan. I have done things just as bad as them, and things worse still.

Sjin: But it's all forgiven.

Duncan: Yeah, come back to the overworld. Whoever's alive-

Rythian: Will treat me like I'm no worse that Teep. Face it, you know it's true.

Zoey: So what will you do?

At this point, Rythian starts throwing his stuff into the lava. He keeps doing it until all that's left is his flying ring and some coal for fuel.

Rythian: It's the only way Zoey.

Zoey: Rythian, don't you dare do what I think your about to do.

Rythian: I must. Before I do Zoey, I want you to know that I was wrong. If it weren't for science and magic working together, Teep wouldn't have been killed. Sometimes the two must do what one alone cannot.

Zoey: Rythian, wait-

Rythian: I am sorry I hurt you Zoey, and I want you to know I loved you no matter what, and I always will.

Rythian tosses the flying ring and plummets into the lava.

Zoey: RYTHIAN!

Sjin: No!

Duncan: Rythian!

There is silence from the three.

Zoey: (brittle sounding) let's go h-home.

The three fly back to the portal.

Back at the Captive Creeper:

Lewis: Look!

Hannah: The portal!

The five rush outside. Sjin comes out of the portal.

Minty: SJIN! (Minty runs up to him and hugs him)

Duncan comes out of the portal.

Simon: DUNCAN! (Simon runs to him and hugs him)

Zoey comes out.

Nilesy: ZOEY! (Nilesy runs to her and hugs her, which she doesn't return). What's wrong? And where's Rythian?

Sjin: he's dead. He felt it was the only way he could make up for his actions to you at large.

Nilesy: Zoey, I'm so sorry.

Zoey: It's okay. He died after delivering the final blow to Teep. That's what he wanted.

Hannah: What now? The server's in ruins, many people are dead, and all our homes have been destroyed.