Delaney’s World Chuckle for the Day #43

I hope that the weekend was fine and that your Monday starts off great! My contribution to insuring that it does is to bring you the cute animals that you crave and the chuckles you demand. Here’s to hoping that I succeed!

Not in MY house - take that, Godzilla!!

Are they not the sweetest faces?? I want! I want!

A bit windy don't ya' think??

How about a Joke to start off the week??

Who’s the Most Fun to Operate On?

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”.

The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order”.

The third surgeon said, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.

The fourth surgeon said, “I like operating on politicians.”

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable”.

Okay, I know, bad Joke – but what did you expect for a Monday?? Besides, it’s about politicians so how could it be good? But ya’ have to admit – it was funny 🙂

Let’s finish up with just a downright beautiful picture. Here’s to hoping your week is just as nice!

Number 1, windy dog, 2) I have a cat…, icing on the cake, joke on politicians, rightly suggested they do not have a head nor a tail, as both are interchangeable, yes your site always freshens and flares up the dampened spirits.