To you, WM Steve Humphrey, I have this to say: I want my (insert word of curse here) tickets to the Laurelhurst, and my lunch at No Fish! Go Fish!, you pinchbelly.

GODDAMMIT!! Nobody calls me a pinchbelly on MY goddamn blog!! Check out the rest of this COMPLETELY WRONG person's rant, as well as my scathing response HERE. (Oh, and be sure to submit your own rant as well. As long as it's not about me or pinching bellies.)