Dis is me when I was jus a little itsy bitsy fastguy. Ol' grandpa he really use
t'make me go fast but he said it was all jus fun really. Wid him hollerin an me peddlin
like ker-razy we really made a great sight. All da folks use ta stand around an shout an
wave sticks at grandpa.

All dem folks around used ta call me da 'little fastguy' so dats da story
of how I got m'name.