Welcome to UnProvise — the content-free improvisation-generated comedy thing that anyone (even scum) can mangle into their own sick, twisted fetishes — from your friendly, harmless lunatic friends, Orian and YTTE. Confused? Have a read of this to find out what the hell is going on, then feel free to get stuck in. Unless you want to see silly badgers dancing. Do you really want to see silly badgers dancing? Well, I'm afraid we can't help you, we haven't got any silly badgers.

NOTE: To all new users of UnProvise. When writing an UnProvise you should bear in mind that it should be understandable even if the name tags are taken away. Try and avoid using a script-style format while writing your UnProvise. Also all UnProvises should now be written in the PAST TENSE, as it's nicer and flows better.