This is where we'll be stashing the best GIFs from Week 4—from Percy Harvin returning a kickoff for the first touchdown of the day to, in all likelihood, Michael Vick breaking a rib. The day is done, except for the Eagles and Giants, so let's take a look at what this week had to offer.

New England 52, Buffalo 28: Did we GIF Tom Brady saying, "Fuck you, bitches" after scoring the equalizing touchdown on a four yard run? Nope, we forgot, and then decided it wasn't worth it to go back.
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Just kidding:

Put an UGG in their ass, Tom! Brady would throw two more touchdowns and the Patriots ran away with a game that was close until Tom Brady cursed, petulantly and on camera. Keep that in mind for the next hairy situation, New England.

Minnesota 20, Detroit 13: Like we said: Percy Harvin returned the first kickoff of the game 105 yards for a touchdown. That sure is a lot of Lions not coming within five feet of Harvin! If you'd like to see the dirty, dirty hit on Calvin Johnson that sent him off the field for concussion tests, go here. Johnson returned after concussion tests were negative. Vikings win, by the amount represented in the GIF below.

Atlanta 30, Carolina 28: Down one and backed up to their own goal line with less than a minute left, Matt Ryan threw an absolute bomb to Roddy White on first down. This set up the game-winning field goal:

That's why they call him Matty Ice! Or, no, they just couldn't think of a person-specific nickname so they went with something that rhymed with a product. Matty Ice! Falcons are 4-0, Panthers wasted three touchdowns and 301 yards of total offense from Cam Newton, who did the A-Town Stomp after his rushing touchdown. Glory boy.

San Diego 37, Kansas City 20: No GIF! Kansas City turned it over five times in the first half—then lost. Football can be a strange game.

St. Louis 19, Seattle 13: Woah, fake field goal! Works every time some of the time, including this time. Jon Hekker finished with 118.8 passer rating. If you'd like to see Marshawn Lynch with a beefy run on Seattle's first-drive that made the fake field goal equalizer necessary, go here. Rams win by six; Seahawks now 0-1 after that MNF game which they won fair-and-square.

San Francisco 34, New York Jets 0: Generally pretty happy with that game, Jets fans, or...?

Here's Santonio Holmes, slipping on wet grass and hurting some part of his leg. Oh yeah, they returned the fumble for a touchdown. It was just that sort of day (and hey, season, probably) for the Jets:

Houston 38, Tennessee 14: The Texans blew the Titans out of the water. Was it because Glover Quin knocked Jake Locker out of the game in the middle of the first quarter?

Is Jake Locker really that much better a quarterback than Matt Hasselbeck, who came in for him? Probably not. Anyway, Locker's hurt, and Titans have an...explosive situation on their hands. Sorry. Fantasy owners, rejoice, Chris Johnson had 141 yards.

Cincinnati 27, Jacksonville 10: The Bengals are winners of three straight and Andy Dalton had a hand in three touchdowns—one rushing—today. A.J Green also had himself a game, with 117 yards and one touchdown. To celebrate, here is a person who plays professional football in Cincinnati saying "I am a large human being and I have just tackled another large human being. I live in Cincinnati for at least a portion of the year. My place of residence notwithstanding, I have access to things like television and the internet and I am familiar with pop culture."

Denver 37, Oakland 6: Demayrius Thomas had what looked like a touchdown reception—and then he didn't. Stupid hands not functioning properly. It wouldn't matter—unless you think Demaryius Thomas running sideways on a never-ending loop is immaterial, to which we say "hard to argue"—the Broncos steamrolled the Raiders. Peyton Manning had only eight incompletions on 38 tries. He threw for 338 yards and three touchdowns. He's back! For the time being. "Run" DMC was held to 34 yards. At least...Janikowski? Sorry Oakland.

Arizona 24, Miami 21: The Cardinals needed to go to overtime to beat the lowly Dolphins and it's hard not to think that had John Skelton been available this game would have been over before it started. Tannehill threw for 431 yards and one touchdown and two interceptions to Kevin Kolb's 324 yards, three touchdowns and two interceptions. Here's the 46-yard strike from Kolb to Andre Roberts to give the Cardinals a one point lead late in the fourth quarter. Despite being Skelton-less, the Cardinals are 4-0.

Green Bay 28, New Orleans 27: Speaking of the numbers "4" and "0" being next to each other, the Saints are 0-4. Nevertheless, they and the Packers put on a pretty good show. Almost reminiscent of the Saints and Packers of years past. Aaron Rodgers was not trying to throw from his back and Drew Brees was throwing 80 yard touchdown passes (if only just a little bit behind his receiver). Oh, and Rodgers was the recipient of the dirty-wrestler-who-can't-hack-it-in-the-ring eye gouge. Good times.

Washington 24, Tampa Bay 22: Washington was setting up for a not-automatic field goal when they were burned for a false start that pushed them back to 49-yard field goal territory. A quick completion to Moss got them the penalty yardage back, but time ticked down to seven seconds. Billy Cundiff just squeaked it inside the goalpost and the Redskins get the win. Wine on the house! Hey, at least there was no kneel down controversy, Greg. Progress! Here's Robert Griffin III doing Robert Griffin II things as he rumbles into the endzone in the second quarter. He passed a little bit today, too, for 323 yards.

Real Officials ∞, Replacement Officials -∞:

Philadelphia 19, New York Giants 17: We started the game with Brain Dawkins being an absolute maniac in the pre-game introductions.

That would prove to be the only excitement for most of the first half before Michael Vick and DeSean Jackson hooked up for 19-yard touchdown inside the two minute warning. Alex Henery's two field goals sandwiched Victor Cruz's salsa-music enhanced performance in the third quarter and then the real fun started at the end of the fourth quarter. The Eagles again put up some sub-two minute warning points, but the Giants were able to get in position for a 54-yard field goal (folowing an offensive pass interference call on Barden) and missed it! But Andy Reid did called a timeout! But he missed it again! Eagles win, aptly summarized by this wonderful Sad Eli Face.