Verse 1:I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants toSee Marshall no more they want ShadyI'm chopped liverWell if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give yaA little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquorSome vodka that will jumpstart my heart quickerThen a shock when I get shocked at the hospitalBy the Dr. when I'm not cooperatingWhen I'm rocking the table while he's operating 'Hey'You waited this long to stop debatingCuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulatingI know you got a job Ms. CheneyBut your husbands heart problems complicatingSo the FCC won't let me beOr let me be me so let me seeThey tried to shut me down on MTVBut it feels so empty without meSo come on dip, bum on your lipsFuck that cum on your lips and some on your titsAnd get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits, 'Fuck you Debbie!'

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:Little hellions, kids feeling rebelliousEmbarrassed, their parents still listen to ElvisThey start feeling like prison is helpless,Til someone comes along on a mission and yells 'bitch'A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,Pollutin' the air waves a rebelSo let me just revel and bask,In the fact that I got everyone kissing my assAnd it's a disaster such a catastropheFor you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antennaTune it in and then I'm gonna enterInto the front of your skin like a splinterThe center of attention back for the winterI'm interesting, the best thing since wrestlingInfesting in your kids ears and nestingTesting 'Attention Please'Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meHere's my 10 cents my 2 cents is freeA nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus 2x

Verse 3:A tisk-it a task-it,I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shitChris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kickedWorse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,You 36 year old bald headed fag blow meYou don't know me, you're too oldLet go, it's over, nobody listens to technoNow lets go, just give me the signalI will be there with a whole list full of new insultsI've been dope, suspenseful with a pencilEver since Prince turned himself into a symbolBut sometimes the shit just seems,Everybody only wants to discuss meSo this means I'm disgusting,But its just me I'm just obsceneThough I'm not the first king of controversyI am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,To do Black Music so selfishlyAnd use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)There's a concept that works20 million other white rappers emergeBut no matter how many fish in the seaIt'll be so empty without me

Verse 1:I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants toSee Marshall no more they want ShadyI'm chopped liverWell if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give yaA little bit of me mixed with some hard liquorSome vodka that will jumpstart my heart quickerThen a shock when I get shocked at the hospitalBy the Dr. when I'm not cooperatingWhen I'm rocking the table while he's operating 'Hey'You waited this long to stop debatingCuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulatingI know you got a job Ms. CheneyBut your husbands heart problems complicatingSo the FCC won't let me beOr let me be me so let me seeThey tried to shut me down on MTVBut it feels so empty without meSo come on dip, bum on your lipsjump back, jiggle her hip and wiggle a bitAnd get ready cuz this is about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits, '_uck you Debbie!'

Chorus:Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:Little hellions, kids feeling rebelliousEmbarrassed, their parents still listen to ElvisThey start feeling like prison is helpless,Til someone comes along on a mission and yells 'bitch'A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,Pollutin' the air waves a rebelSo let me just revel and bask,In the fact that I got everyone kissing my assAnd it's a disaster such a catastropheFor you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antennaTune it in and then I'm gonna enterInto the front of your skin like a splinterThe center of attention back for the winterI'm interesting, the best thing since wrestlingInfesting in your kids ears and nestingTesting 'Attention Please'Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meHere's my 10 cents my 2 cents is freeA nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus 2x

Verse 3:A tisk-it a task-it,I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that sh_tChris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kickedWorse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,You 36 year old bald headed scared ____ meYou don't know me, you're too oldLet go, it's over, nobody listens to technoNow lets go, just give me the signalI will be there with a whole list full of new insultsI've been dope, suspenseful with a pencilEver since Prince turned himself into a symbolBut sometimes man it just seems,Everybody only wants to discuss meSo this means I'm disgusting,But its just me I'm just obsceneThough I'm not the first king of controversyI am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,To do Black Music so selfishlyAnd use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)There's a concept that works20 million other white rappers emergeBut no matter how many fish in the seaIt'll be so empty without me