his full name is 'Wiisus Christ'
the godly creator of the world, Nintendo, created Wiisus in his own image in order to save the world from sinful boredom in 2006. Wiisus would later be betrayed by one of his disc-iples Cubas. Wiisus would then rise from the scrap pile three days later and ascend back to his heavenly throne.

this story was fabricated by some in the navarre high thespian troupe to venerate the godly Nintendo Wii...but its probably true nonetheless