What with my favorite wrestler murdering his wife and child and then hanging himself earlier this week, I thought I'd cheer myself up with some more videos of childhood mainstays putting on a little show for the grown-ups. First, another classic I was introduced to from my old best friend's blooper tape. Here's Porky Pig finally using the kind of language in public we've always suspected he uses in private with Petunia:

Since that clip's so short, here's the puppet sex scene from Team America: World Police. We've all seen it by now, but fuck it — the classics never get old.