What Should You Never Google?

Whether you made an unfortunate typo, got a little too curious about some nightmare-inducing WebMD entry, or just didn’t phrase things quite right on your first try, we’ve all been scarred by a regrettable Google search.

But what if there’s a way to avoid this unnecessary search-engine trauma? What if everyone gathered together, for one day, and compiled all their worst Google searches so you could benefit from their mistakes?

Well, if you’re “feeling lucky,” you are.

In a recent Ask Reddit discussion, users recalled the horrifying ghosts of search queries past, throwing out their best (okay: worst) memories of Googles gone awry. The resulting list acts as a sort of spiritual opposite to Let Me Google That For You.

Like a “Let Me Make Sure You Never Google That.”

From unlovable larvae to the alarming surname of one NBA player, here are a few handy highlights of a few things you should never Google.