Could someone decently attractive looking take a moment to act as the Noisebridge Ambassador at Thrift Town? I'm at work and do not have time before they close today. Please post the results back this thread. Your mission is to smile and repeat the following virbatim:<div>

<br></div><div>"Hi Thrift Town; could I speak to your manager please?"</div>
<div><br></div><div>....</div><div><br></div><div>"Hi, my name is (name) and I'm helping coordinate a large public fundraiser for Noisebridge, which is just down the street on the corner of 18th. Everyone is welcome and we'll be encouraging participants to paint their clothing, learn to sew, and learn to iron-on patches. We're concerned there won't be enough clothing to go around so we're wondering if for this one day, Saturday March 30th, you'll allow anyone with the word "Noisebridge" to get a discount when buying clothing from you. In return we will send anyone who has not brought their own t-shirt directly to your store."</div>