Liveblog: The 2016 Democratic National Convention Roll Call!

It has been brought to our attention here at Bitter Empire that the Roll Call is the greatest pageant and trivia session of our time, so ROLL up your sleeves and join us for some good old-fashion live-blogging of the 2016 DNC Roll Call – gavel-in at 3pm EST!

We even have a Roll Call theme song!

In honor of Hillary going over the top, we give you the greatest celebratory vine of all time. Today, we are all this awesome woman.

Fun fact for those who don’t know: the reason Wyoming was the first state to grant women’s suffrage was bc they were the primary landowners in the state; mainly widows whose landowning husbands had died (to, I don’t know, moose attacks)