Football Manager has worked out the perfect ranking for England penalty takers

We don't need to tell you about England's history with penalty shoot-outs.

We don't need to, but we're going to anyway: over the last 26 years and 11 major competitions, our England have lost five penalty shoot-outs. Something needs to be done about our national complex - and fast.

So, to try and sort it out once and for all, we got in contact with the stat-brained buffs at Football Manager to give us a definitive ranking of who we should be sending up to take our precious spot kicks.