The Harpies have already done a fabulous job ripping it to shreds so I won’t go over old ground, suffice to say that if I ever meet the man that wrote that goddamn article he will regret it. Among other things, he advocates serving a woman smaller-than-average portions to ‘shame’ her into losing weight, buying her clothes that are too small, and, my personal favourite, sabotaging her chair so it breaks when she sits on it.

If any woman he ever meets connects him with that article, he will be destroyed immediately. He may have dug his own grave – if people connect the name with the article, he will never know the love of any woman every again, fat or not.

He may need ten different subtle ways to tell a woman she’s fat, but I think all women would agree: we would only need one to tell him he’s a fuckwit.