Appropriate conversations to have in public

Tonight out at dinner my dad talked about the blacks and their collard greens and women volleyball players and their asses. I’ll give you 2 guesses as to the people who were sitting behind us during both of these conversations. Surprisingly, he didn’t say anything about fat people, even though there was a rotund man sitting across from us.

Tonight I also admitted to myself that just maybe I DO like Miley Cyrus’ Party in the U.S.A.