Head on the Table

It is but It isn’t?

Written By: Sy
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Jul•
18•12

I bought some sausage sticks the other day, but I’m not sure what they are. The package says that they are pepperoni “flavored” sausage sticks, but if they are pepperoni “flavored” then doesn’t that just make them pepperoni? I mean isn’t it the flavor that distinguishes one sausage from another? How can they be pepperoni flavored and not be pepperoni?

I could understand if they were pepperoni flavored potato chips that they wouldn’t be a pepperoni, but these are sausage.

So if a sausage looks like a pepperoni and tastes like a pepperoni, then it has to be a pepperoni, well at least thats what she said.