This year my wife and I were on our way in and she had to pee first. Pulls out the pee funnel. Only pees like 6 or 7 ounces into a discarded rootbeer bottle.

Next I have to pee. Well I knew I would have more than half a rootbeer bottle in me so I asked her to poor the other rootbeer into a water bottle so maybe I can fill up that one and the rest of the first.

Well first I had to laugh when she turned the rootbeer bottle totally upside down into the water bottle causing it to foam up and over the edge immediately, covering her in rootbeer.

My laughs became aimed at myself however as I filled up both containers and couldn't quite stop peeing in time.

Short story long I peed all over myself before I even got into the city! It was great!

I cannot believe the unbelievable amount of pee that my body expels while at BRC. I filled up literally 2 gallon water jugs in the first 2 days.. and that was with taking trips to the porto's and pissing all over the playa, too.

Some of my best pees have been at burning man. This year I finished about 4 shots of vodka (was already drunk) before I had to pop off that plastic thing and fill up the bottle. In retrospect, I probably didn't have to drink the vodka, I could have topped it off, but eh, thats what happens.

sigh .... a pee story thread ... can't be as bad as burn night this year, when I had to try and fall asleep just before dawn while some camp near me invited passerby up to their microphone to tell the story of their worst shit of the week.