Does a Bear Snit in the Woods?

Same old, same old. Cute and cuddly. Warm and fuzzy. For once, just once, I’d like to be respected for my dazzling intellectual understanding of the mathematical principles underlying the structure of the cosmos. But do they ever listen to me? Nooo.

Koala says:
“Actually, the giant panda is a bear, but the red panda isn’t. The giant panda is just a asiatic, mainly herbervous bear, and like a few other bears, not in the genus Ursus. The red panda is unique and is most closely reated to the stoats, racoons, and skunks.”

Gods, it’s exhausting having to be cute all the time. Can you hurry up and finish with the picture taking. I mean, I DO have a life, people! I have a scarf to knit and a casserole in the oven! Sheesh….

Y’know. Every morning I delight in the words as much as the pictures when I receive my C.O. daily email. But on this one, I am compelled to write for the first time ever. Because this title is genius and I laughed out loud. Kudos, kudos, kudos.

Koala then said: “Kung-fu Panda!? Peking Duck!? Aaargggh!!!”
In a fluffy fit of fury, the koala stormed out the back. Eventually, after cooling off, the koala took a moment collect its thoughs and reflect..