Last night I was at a Big Box retail electronics shop and look at what I saw on the shelf side by side!

Oh, that I bought both! Hee. (I got talked out of buying The Human Centipede by my husband.) I HAVE TO ADMIT I CAUGHT A THRILL SEEING MY MOVIE ON A STORE SHELF. Esp. since it was next to The Human Centipede, lol.

OK, exercise, doing away with chirrens, then getting gussied up for my high school reunion tonight. The helicopter is picking us up at 6. (LOL. BTW, I invented Post It Notes.)

I only know about the Human Centipede, which I always forget and call the Human Caterpillar, because of you, you bitch. It haunts me!

Yay for seeing your movie on the shelf! I want to see it but I'm skeered of gore and scary stuff. When I come visit, because I will, you can fast forward and show me only your parts while I cower in the corner.

I have to confess that The Human Centipede is on its way from Amazon because I haven't been able to get it out of my head and I'm so so curious how they manage it all.

Blood on the Highway was a riot, but omg your dialogue! I remembered the ground up My Little Pony makeup, the circus horses, the cockroaches and the ruined leopard print bra, but I forgot how sweary it all is. I loved it. I wish it had more You in it, though.

I'm not sure I want to live in a world where someone has actually figured out how The Human Centipede is 100% medically accurate.

I need to pick up your movie sometime. Maybe I can convince the rest of my floor to watch it with me. We can post reactions on the Zombie Attack bulletin board, right? Or will we need to reserve another billboard?

Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.