WEBVTT R ME ♪ ♪ FRITZ: MY FRIEND BINKY IS GOOD PFRIENDS WITH SANDY. PSANDY LOVES BEING A SCOTSMAN. PHE PLAYS THE BAGPIPES. PMARCHES WITH THE HYPER'S -- PI PPERS. PHAS A NUMBER OF KILTS. PEATS HAGGIS. PLAST WEEK, SANDY'S SON ANGUS PMARRIED HIS BRIDE. PTHE WEDDING WAS A SCOTTISH PAFFAIR. PSHE WAS PIPED TO THE ALTAR. PTHERE WAS A LOT OF SCOTCH PWHISKEY. PTHEY EVEN HAD A DANCER. PBINKY AND FERN ATTENDED. PBINKY WAS AN USHER. PSANDY LOANED BINKY ONE OF HIS PKILTS. PBINK WAS EMBARRASSED TO BE PWEARING A SKIRT. PALL THE MEN STOOD IN A ROW AND PTHEY TURNED THEIR BACKS, AS A PTRIBUTE, TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM, PTHEY LIFTED THEIR KILTS AND THE PCROWD WAS DELIGHTED. PTHIS SHOWED WHAT A SCOTSMAN PWEARS UNDER THE KILTS.