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You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem. Anyway, I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of aggression......along with a lot of pizzas.

...and he suggested taking one of these aggression-training courses. You know, these aggressive- training courses like EST, those type of things.

Anyway, it costs 500 bucks to join this thing. And I thought to myself, "Join the Army. It's free." So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. You got a six- to eight-week training program here, a tough one. Which is perfect for me. I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine.

We have some special programs. We're doing "Shakespeare in the Round" again this year. Our political round table. Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasir 'Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids, rap with 'em.

That's amazing!

The kids wanted animals, so this year each camper will stalk and kill... his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.

Are you sure the children can hack that?

We'll see. The real excitement is gonna come at the end of the summer... during Sexual Awareness Week. We import hookers from
around the world, and each camper... armed with only a thermos of coffee and $200 cash...tries to visit as many countries as he can.
The winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week...
and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

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