joelkazooWell, you see, elves are traditionally short and live in hollow trees where they make cookies and crackers uncommonly good. If you make them tall, they're unable to fit in said trees and are thus robbed of their livelihood. It's a pretty legitimate complaint, really.

themilksharkI can see all the edgy kids of the nineties looking at this for 4 seconds and going "THIS SUCKS" and switching on Sega.