Tell you what, it sounds like you've been traumatized. Why don't you come down to the spa that I own and get some of our most popular treatments on the house. We have the cigar cutter finger massage, a truly life changing anvil shampoo and a hot iron facial that will take years off your life, I mean appearance. Anyone willing to fall for, I mean have tastes refined enough to seek out, chicken sashimi should be up for the experience.

wickedragon:I ate some salmonellad chicken a few years ago. (described the taste to a food health specialist at the local U, he said "youp, that sounds exactly like what it's 'supposed' to taste like".) It tasted slightly like how sewage smells, but saltier.

I was at a diner and ordered a piece of mocha cake. It tasted exactly like a nice piece of Stilton and I looked down to discover that the entire inside was veined with blue mould. I pushed it aside and showed the waiter. He asked if I wanted a new piece.