That is one horrible case of elephantiasis, and I drew better hands and feet when I was six (and considering that I am not an artist in any way, shape or form and barely graduated from stick figures, that MEANS something!)

Dr. QuinzelSporkbender

Join date : 2010-01-13Age : 28Location : DeGroot Keep

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:39 pm

I almost feel bad for laughing at this. They do realize that it's terrible, right? RIGHT?

CyberwulfNO NOT THE BEEEEES

Join date : 2009-06-03Age : 36Location : TRILOBITE!

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:49 pm

so why is this one of your favourites

do you schlick to it or what

the asylumShitgobbling pissdrinker

Join date : 2009-06-14Age : 33Location : O Canada

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:29 pm

Just Chipper wrote:

Quote :

Deviant for 3 Years99,677 Pageviews

How does that even happen?

The Chris-Chan Effect: The more blindingly horrible, the more popular it gets

FreakEggSporkbender

Join date : 2010-03-07Age : 29Location : Canada

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:57 am

Cyberwulf wrote:

so why is this one of your favourites

do you schlick to it or what

nope, I have a favourites folder just for things that make me laugh.

BottledIvan

Join date : 2010-09-09Location : A place

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:58 am

That's some hot shit right there.

And the rest of his gallery? Awesome.

Miss MiserySporkbender

Join date : 2009-06-10Location : My home planet

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:10 pm

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, is that supposed to be human? *shudder*

Bella Mortis

Join date : 2010-09-21

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:20 pm

Just Chipper wrote:

Now, that drawing is in the wrong category. That's no person.

It's also not "Traditional Art", unless they're counting stuff only worthy of being hung on a mom's fridge as traditional nowadays.

...Wait, never mind. It's not even worth being hung there.

Rabid BadgerAnd This is Why I Need Medication

Join date : 2009-06-10

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:43 pm

My sons drew more reaslistic-looking 'people' than that when they were in third grade. She looks like one of those Fisher-Price Little People with arms and legs stuck on her.

ShingzylSporkbender

Join date : 2009-12-09Age : 27

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:12 am

Is it just me or does "Roxas" look like Joey from Full House?

Rabid BadgerAnd This is Why I Need Medication

Join date : 2009-06-10

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:10 am

Shingzyl wrote:

Is it just me or does "Roxas" look like Joey from Full House?

It's not just you. Which, given that the character in the game is a young boy who bears no resemblence to Dave Coulier, makes it all the more inexplicable.

ShingzylSporkbender

Join date : 2009-12-09Age : 27

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:37 am

Rabid Badger wrote:

Shingzyl wrote:

Is it just me or does "Roxas" look like Joey from Full House?

It's not just you. Which, given that the character in the game is a young boy who bears no resemblence to Dave Coulier, makes it all the more inexplicable.

Join date : 2009-06-25Age : 26Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:46 pm

Oh bloody hell, I remember you. I used to have you on my deviantwatch, but then you updated too fucking often to keep up with and it turned out I didn't really care all that much so I abandoned you. Nice to see you're still shitting on paper and calling it art.

FreakEggSporkbender

Join date : 2010-03-07Age : 29Location : Canada

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:48 pm

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Oh bloody hell, I remember you. I used to have you on my deviantwatch, but then you updated too fucking often to keep up with and it turned out I didn't really care all that much so I abandoned you. Nice to see you're still shitting on paper and calling it art.

Who, me?

Dr. Professor ScienceGhoti

Join date : 2009-06-25Age : 26Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:54 pm

FreakEgg wrote:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Oh bloody hell, I remember you. I used to have you on my deviantwatch, but then you updated too fucking often to keep up with and it turned out I didn't really care all that much so I abandoned you. Nice to see you're still shitting on paper and calling it art.

Who, me?

No, the artist.

SouthSimGalSporkbender

Join date : 2012-05-05

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:10 pm

I can't even tell if the girl in the orange's back is to us or not...

Also, this artist says they are 18. Make of that what you will.

Rabid BadgerAnd This is Why I Need Medication

Join date : 2009-06-10

Subject: Re: Fuckin' Sexy Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:19 pm

SouthSimGal wrote:

I can't even tell if the girl in the orange's back is to us or not...

Also, this artist says they are 18. Make of that what you will.

I'd say she's looking at her back. But for that to be true, she'd have to have no breasts at all, the way her top is positioned.

And by the time you're 18, you should be more than aware how many fingers and toes humans have. Last time I counted, it was five on each hand and foot, not four.

I'd wager we're dealing with an 18-year-old male who's never actually SEEN a woman's breasts, except when they were wearing bikinis. Sadly, my oldest son could draw more realistic-looking people when he was 12.