While the National Enquirer isn't something I'd even wipe my ass with most of the time, these rumors might actually have some weight. Maybe. Possibly. Kris Jenner's well-known straying from the late Robert Kardashian included a dalliance with O.J. Simpson, one of Kardashian's most famous clients, in 1983. You guys remember him, right? That guy who was in The Naked Gun movies and didn't kill his wife and her lover that time? Simpson has never denied that Khloe was his daughter, and now says he wants "to do the right thing by her." Two ex-wives of Robert Kardashian confirm the paternity story, one saying:

"Khloe brought it up all the time... She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn't look anything like the other three children."

Right. Could also be genetics at work, but that's not a SALACIOUS TABLOID STORY. SO.

Currently in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping, Simpson has made changes to his will to include Khloe and angered his legitimate children, most notably daughter Arnelle, 43.

Two soldiers were killed and others injured during an attack by Taliban insurgents aiming to kill target Prince Harry. [TMZ]

That time everyone freaked about about Emma Watson's sideboob is now. [NYDN]

Tom Cruise does a really good job tricking you that he has a soul in this adorable shot of him with then-baby Conor and Isabelle. [Us Weekly]

"You never want to break up a family, that wasn't my dream... but things didn't work out, and you feel like it's the better choice." Jennifer Lopez tells Katie Couric on Katie some common-sensical things about her divorce from Marc Anthony. [Us Weekly]

Meanwhile, here is a nonplussed Kate and William hanging in the rainforest. [People]

Former Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan opened a tea shop in Highland Park because the world is a vampire. [Express]