Here, allow me to me help you. By “party” I mean an “About Me” post and by “Alright, let’s get this…started” I mean “alright, let’s get this started.”

If you have yet to venture to my “About Me” page, then most of this information will be brand spankin’ fresh. If you were curious enough to go there, then by all means feel free to skip the next paragraph or so.

My name is Devan Bierbrauer; my middle name is irrelevant because it’s not a real name anyway. I’m a Sophomore/Junior at Bemidji State University blah blah blah. Ok, I’m not typing this all over again. Click here and then when you’re done, come back to me…Please?

MOVING ON.

I come from a wee town on the border between Minnesota and Wisconsin called Stillwater. My early years were nothing to be excited about. Then we moved. My parents decided to have a joint midlife crisis where they just decided to up and buy a fixer-upper. My mom found it at a garage sale, like everything else we own. Considering it was only four houses around the corner, the move wasn’t life changing or traumatic. So there was still nothing to be excited about. Thanks, parents, for giving me a good life and nothing to write my autobiography about.

Then we have to junior high and high school era. Also, nothing too exciting, nothing to complain about. There was less drama there than in college. Even braces weren’t that bad.

My Green Chevy Blazer (christened Betsy) blew up in a Herberger’s parking lot when my friends and I were prom dress shopping. That was cool. My mom still has the voicemail I left her saved on her phone.

Two knee surgeries later (Is it bad I measure time in medical procedures?) I’m in college. I’m a Resident Assistant in Oak Hall and loving every minute of it. Sure, I miss some parts of the cities and I really miss The Current but hey, at least they stream live from their website.

What else should I force you to read?

My favorite color is green. The 27 books I have to read this semester are keeping me from reading anything new and exciting. Tolkien’s biography is pretty amazing but other than that I’ve got nothing. My music tastes include everything from the Lion King soundtrack to Atmosphere to Ke(dollar sign)ha. If you ever want to know anything about any song by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis I have you covered. I’ve seen them live at least three times and they were amazing. Every time.If there was any musical artist that changed my perspective, it would be them.

It’s funny when people find out I actually love rap.

Some small obsessions I have are buying too many books, too many pairs of sunglasses, making pasta, and playing video games. I can stick my tongue up my nose but I can’t touch my toes. That rhymed.

I’m an honest person so feel free to ask me anything. Minus science questions. Biology and I do not work together well.