Dolly Parton Flashes Secret Boob Tattoos At Restaurant

Did Dolly Parton flash her tattooed boobs in a restaurant recently? That’s what one comedienne is claiming, and not without some pretty specific details.

Comic Jennifer Saunders was just enjoying dinner with fellow funny-woman Roseanne Barr when the buxom country legend spotted them and decided to join their table. According to the Absolutely Fabulous star, the conversation turned to tattoos, and Parton flashed her breasts in the middle of the restaurant, showing a ton of hidden body art.

“I was in a restaurant with Rosanne Barr. Dolly was there and talking about tattoos. She winked at us and said, ‘This will go no further’ and then undid her top and there were her t**s and she has the most exquisite tattoos – angels and butterflies,” she recalled.

“They are the most divine, Titian like drawings… I kid you not. Although I did wake up in the morning and thought that couldn’t have happened. But it did. It was one of the strangest evenings ever,” Saunders said.

“You know who’s totally tattooed? I shouldn’t even tell this. Dolly Parton … I’m not making it up! She’s got, like, all these awesome tattoos all over her body — no black or no blue lines. All like pastel, gorgeous bows all over everything…”

Parton has long been rumored to be hiding these secret tattoos on the parts of her body we don’t ever see. Whether or not it’s actually true really depends on how much you trust Roseanne Barr. Bet you didn’t wake up this morning thinking you’d be asking yourself that question today, did you?