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EcstacyEcstacy got the best of me
It mentally molested me
It made me hurt the people that loved and
trusted me
My family and friends were disgusted because
for ecstacy I lusted
It made me go blind and I couldn't see that I
had lost sight of reality
Everyone said that it would kill me
It came pretty close and that's when I could
finally see that ecstacy got the best of me

An Ecstatic NightmareAn Ecstatic Nightmare
I dreamed I was you
and you didn't love
me anymore.
You became me;
your cock gagged me
with my waiting craving;
it was hard to swallow,
but went in smooth-
everything had become smooth.
Suddenly you were both of us
(and I was you)
me within you within me for
love of you for me
lost in masturbation.

EcstasyEcstasy....
Eyes of magnetism, piercing the soul
Connecting as one as waves of bliss begin to sway throughout
Touch, soft as the petals of a rose as you explore each other
Skin touching, electric impulses race throughout
impulses begin to take over your body
A soft moan escapes your lips, you begin to remove artificial barries to Bliss
Points of pleasure become more and more noticeable adding to the anticipation
Volcanic heat builds, body quakes grow in intensity
Lips touch...hands roam and explore everywhere
mutual discovery in the land of bliss
Worshipping at the ancient altar of Sexual prowess
oral, manual, textures of heat, cold, wetness, and slick scented and flavored oils add to this delkicious taste of primal pleasure.
That Sacred Union of the Gods
at your sources of power and energy
Bring wave after wave of pure raw ecstacy as you both ride the waves of ecstacy and bliss, clinging together, pulsatiung together, moans of raw pleasure loud enou

Ecstasy's DanceMy bed is lonely, and so cold too
As I lay here alone and dream of you
Ooh, how I want you desperately
To have you here in bed with me
To feel your body cover mine
Our passion raw and unconfined
Your manhood stiff as I pull you near
Whispering my needs into your ear
As I feel you enter me deep within
Ooh, the pleasure your love instills
As my body trembles with throbbing thrills
Ooh, My Love! Deeper! I beg...
Surrounding your waist with the length of my legs
My mouth at your throat, my teeth lightly graze
As you're giving me all that my hunger craves
Moving as one, like the waves of the ocean
Thrusting and grinding in continuous motions
Your name on my lips time and again
Hugging you you tightly so deep within
The sound of your breathing heavy and hard
As urgency carries us overboard
Wrapped around you, as over we roll
My hands holding yours as I take control
My body with yours so perfectly tuned
Moaning with pleasure, like wolves to the moon
Slow and steady in

Ecstasy Of PassionWe both feel the glow of passion,
Shining deep in the night with desires
And with the thrill of your soft kisses,
And the touch, your fingertips so warm,
My body starts to shiver, and quiver,
In a silence of total ecstasy...
Offering both of ourselves with no demands
Fiery passions, seductive plans,
Luscious cravings, sweetest love
And showering me with feelings,
Of your... embrace,
As I relieve all of my flames,
My body begins to tremble with ecstasy...
Taking me in your strong arms you lift me,
And carry me before the blazing fire,
And slowly lay me down as we feel,
Love's... desire
That flows swiftly through our veins,
With the burning flames flickering thru,
On our bodies, melting together as one,
Having a romantic evening of pure ecstasy.

An Ecstatic Nightmare By Jason Paul FoxAn Ecstatic Nightmare
I dreamed I was you
and you didn't love
me anymore.
You became me;
your cock gagged me
with my waiting craving;
it was hard to swallow,
but went in smooth-
everything had become smooth.
Suddenly you were both of us
(and I was you)
me within you within me for
love of you for me
lost in masturbation.
I dreamed I was you
and you didn't love
me anymore.
You became me;
your cock gagged me
with my waiting craving;
it was hard to swallow,
but went in smooth-
everything had become smooth.
Suddenly you were both of us
(and I was you)
me within you within me for
love of you for me
lost in masturbation.

EcstasyYou take my breath away every time you look at me
And I know I take it all for granted
It could be gone before I know it
But I’m determined to make it last
Till death to us part
And maybe some time after that
I will be with you
And you with me
We will love each other as we do now
Forever
And
For always.
Every time I see your face
It makes my day
It makes all my bad dreams go away
And as long as we’re together
At the end of the day
In each other’s arms
As close to you
As I can be
Nothing else in the world matters to me
For you are my ecstasy…

EcstacyLove, lust, ecstasy.
All I want is your body next to me.
The heat of your breath, your hand down my back.
A tingling sensation, how do I react?
Do I moan or do I scream in delight?
My eyes roll farther and farther out of sight.
Your hand travels down my body to a warm wet place.
I get excited, my heart begins to race.
An uncontrollable desire to touch the right spot.
Come on baby you know i like you on top.
To touch my wet pussy, to go deep inside.
My eyes light up in passion, you know it I can't hide.
I love your sweaty body up against mine.
Baby if that's the way you want it,
I'll get you from behind.
We'll start of easy, I'll do it nice and slow.
Now it's going to get harder and deeper as we go.
Now come on baby cum for me.
Tell me how I'm your fantasy.
Tell me how good I am and how I'm the best.
Now hold me close baby, because I'm not like the rest!

EcstasyEcstasy
in the gentle
tides of
lovers
let the calming
waters pull
you down
when I touch
you
I feel you
shiver
I feel your
heartbeat
I can never
get enough
as we leave
the
world behind
restless turns
moist
your
mouth
with my
tongue
touching your
face
my hands strayed
knowing
your taste
ecstasy
fill me
full
with thirsty
love
flow inside me
like
champagne
flowing inside
the spiral
as we
feel the
water
rushing over
us
this gentle tide
seeing this ocean
in your eyes

EcstasyHow I long to bathe
in the essence of you.
How I yearn, my love, to feel
your weight upon me, crushed
under the blanket of your body…
and so deliciously surrendered.
The gates of my secret garden
no longer closed, forlorn,
open only for you, holder of the key.
Enter gently, ignore my pleas
as my legs embrace your hips…
then fill me with all of you
Hold me in your arms
as we soar ever higher
to realms of ecstasy unknown
beyond the connubial bliss
of earthly desires fired,
still, fill me with all of you.
How I long to bathe
in your sacred essence
and deliciously surrender.
Only you, my holder of the key
to realms of ecstasy unknown.

Ecstasy1. Ecstasy is the lightning that flashes whenever we get sufficiently close to being.
2. Like lightning, ecstasy is a flow of energy that cannot be long sustained, is dangerous, and is often accompanied by storms.
3. Again like lightning, however, ecstasy can be harnessed to create a more reliable, albeit feebler flow. The social instruments that harness ecstasy are art, religion, and marriage.
4. Even so, as we approach the nakedness of being, we feel a mingled terror, awe, and pleasure for which there is no substitute. The self falls away, leaving the soul naked before the nakedness of being, longing for fulfillment, for catastrophe, for death.
5. Such ecstasy can become addictive, resulting in obsessive self-destruction, as with those who seek ecstasy in repeated sex with strangers, or in serial love affairs, or in gambling or danger or drugs.
6. Experienced within a discipline, however, whether of meditation, prayer, creation, service, or love, ecstasy is the princip

Ecstasy (megadeth)You live in a world of fantasy
You live in a web of deceit
You want it all including me
You like it all to be neat
I come to you when shadows fall
I leave as the dawn arrives
Hide the truth to deceive them all
How my good intention lies
Try to silence the suspicions
Feeding the dark inhibitions
We can never let anyone see
The sin I bring called ecstasy
The sin I bring ecstasy
Secret meetings that we hide
Deeds of iniquity
The price of foolish pride
The cost of immorality
And we hide the truth to deceive them all
And the pain of what will never be
Try to silence the suspicions
Feeding the dark inhibitions
We can never let anyone see
The sin I bring called ecstasy
The sin I bring ecstasy

Ecstasy DefinedIn the still of the evening
As the sun lay its rest
You gaze your eyes upon me
And hold me against your chest.
Then like a child lost at play
Your hands began to wander
Roamed all over the beauty
And mystery of a body so tender.
As it gently caresses
With each touch and kisses
Seeking all the places
Smelling them like roses.
The heat of passion
Never seem to cease
The unexplained emotion
Longing to unleash.
The prolonging adventure
Lust that cant be measured
Gave way to whispers of pleasure
As my body became in seizure.
Your hands entwined with mine
As we reached the final stop
Like ocean in its calmness
You silently lay on top

Ecstasy Splashed With AgonyIt bit down today.
So I put a slug in her brain.
It made a sloppy mess-of-a-fuck.
Something like hamburger and warm jello.
So I checked her off the list.
Moved on to the next.
More fun.
She.
It never really mattered.
Until it did.
And that's what made it fun.
The pacing.
The night terrors.
The red trenches dug into my face.
The shattered mirror on my forehead.
The fingernails gently tickling
my iris.
Hurts hard.
Hard hurts.
And with no she-flavored candy to suck on...
makes me a bigger mess than I already was.
Some days...
Gotta wonder...
If I made her up.
Just to rip my brain a new exit.
Deepthroat a .38 if it makes her go away...
But why would I ever want her to?
Horrific excitement.
Muffled screams.
Escaped moans.
Red mixed with white.
Ecstasy
Splashed with agony.
All in one twister mind-fuck of
what
I
need.
Gagging on it,
Choke on it.
Drowning in it.
Loving
every
fucking
minute.
Needle in the skin.

EcstasyPassion's abyss, can be seen in your eyes
Twilight's aura, a beauty to see
Forever lost, in the sweet rapture of your touch
Your captivating essence, invokes my soul
Your love, wraps me in a blanket of contentment
Endless search is over, I've attained ecstasy
by Michelle 2007

EcstasyEyes that peirce flesh and a voice that could shatter mountains
Curves that deafen the clouds
and skin of a celestial horizon
Staring at you
feels almost like a sin worth burning for
Time will tell
how long my heart will wait upon this shore
As you lie there on the grass
the wind caresses my every dream
Slowly I approach
as the blood in my veins scream
Yesterday fades like mist on the mountains
like dreams in a fountain

Ecstasy in the gentle tides of lovers let the calming waters pull you down when I touch you I feel you shiver I feel your heartbeat I can never get enough as we leave the world behind restless turns moist your mouth with my tongue touching your face my hands strayed knowing your taste ecstasy fill me full with thirsty love flow inside me like champagne flowing inside the spiral as we feel the water rushing over us this gentle tide seeing this ocean in your eyes

The Ecstacy Of War (1995)Shadows lurk as the evil rises
the low moan of spirituality
sighs in ecstasy
but upon my arrival
my soul screams in pain
twirling and spinning
in delusional triumph
the battle has ended
but the war has just begun
the war in my mind
has tipped the balance
the balance has tipped near the edge
and my eyes see the pain and desire below
yet my heart is bound
in self-declared freedom
and in the end,
my self-destruction,
I shall again be reborn

EcstaticMy heart skips a beat when I talk to you
I smile whenever I think about you
People stare but I don't care
Their all jealous because they can't compare
You make me feel like I am flying
When you're around i never feel like crying
Life is much more lively with love around
Love was lost in my heart but now it is found
Hearing your voice was more than perfect
I felt that you could protect
And my life was to be with you
But for now I must bid u adieu
For tonight I dream of you again

Ecstasy's Dance.................My bed is lonely, and so cold too
As I lay here alone and dream of you
Ooh, how I want you desperately
To have you here in bed with me
To feel your body cover mine
Our passion raw and unconfined
Your manhood stiff as I pull you near
Whispering my needs into your ear
As I feel you enter me deep within
Ooh, the pleasure your love instills
As my body trembles with throbbing thrills
Ooh, My Love! Deeper! I beg...
Surrounding your waist with the length of my legs
My mouth at your throat, my teeth lightly graze
As you're giving me all that my hunger craves
Moving as one, like the waves of the ocean
Thrusting and grinding in continuous motions
Your name on my lips time and again
Hugging you tightly so deep within
The sound of your breathing heavy and hard
As urgency carries us overboard
Wrapped around you, as over we roll
My hands holding yours as I take control
My body with yours so perfectly tuned
Moaning with pleasure, like wolves to the moon
Slow and steady in a t

Ecstacy An Block Cancer GrowthEcstasy
can block cancer growth
Ecstasy and anti-depressant drugs such as Prozac have
the potential to stop cancer cell growth, research has found.
A University of Birmingham team tested the impact of
amphetamine derivatives such as Ecstasy and weight-loss pills, and
antidepressants including Prozac.
They found the drugs were effective at blocking cancer
growth in more than half of lymphoma (white blood cell cancer) samples
tested.
It is hoped the FASEBJ Journal study will will lead to
new cancer therapies.

EcstasyTouch
Touch me
Touch me upon my skin
With your soft, sensual, wandering fingertips
Until my skin dances with pure ecstatic pleasure
Trace
Trace me
Trace me out of the colors of your imagination
With your mind full of fantasies that will leave no line undrawn
Until there is no space between where you and I exist
Feel
Feel me
Feel me feel you as we feel each other
With our burning skin wrapped around each other touching on ecstasy
Until our bodies meld into one
See
See me
See me as I stand naked before you
With all my vulnerabilities exposed for you to see
Until you attend to me with all our hidden desires
Hear
Hear me
Hear me breathe deep into your soul
With a breath so deep it penetrates your whole being
Until our breath simultaneously becomes singular
Taste
Taste me
Taste me full bodied and flavored
With all of passion's seasoned spices
Until your sexual palate is ready to enjoy me
Eat
Eat me
Eat me as you would a soft, succulent peach
With

Ecstasy’s DanceMy bed is cold and I am alone,
I think of you and I begin to moan.
Oh, how I want you so desperately
To lie in my bed and to cover me.
I feel your heat as it mixes with mine,
This passion so strong and so undefined.
I sense your manhood and pull you near,
And whisper my needs, sweet in your ear.
I feel you enter as my body begs
Surrounding your waist with my soft, silky legs.
Your name on my lips time and again,
Holding you tightly and so deep within.
My body and yours in such perfect tune,
Moaning with pleasure, like wolves at the moon.
Arching against you I call out your name,
Passion with you is never the same.
Our bodies together are melting like butter,
As climaxes collide we both start to shudder.
The night is still young and so full of romance,
Will you join me again for ecstasy’s dance?
WRITTEN BY: VICKI S. JOINER
WRITTEN FRIDAY SEPT. 28, 2007

Ecstasylay with me baby,
make me feel beautiful.
just looking into your eyes sets me off..
you're my lover, my friend.
press your lips to mine,
plant a kiss so sweet,
you're delicious lover.
as you brush my knuckles
over your lips,
i love how you rake your eyes
up and down my body,
devouring me.
you wrap your strong arms
around my frame, and
roll me onto my back.
i look again into the blue.
intense passion surges..
i need you so bad.
please need me,
please take me.
your love envelopes my mind
i close my eyes and let it take me over
taste me touch me feel me please
i crave your touch and the feel of you inside me

EcstasySlip into something more uncomfortable,
Let me rip my nails down your back.
Let me bite into your naked flesh,
I know the way you like it.
Harder, harder, harder 'til you beg,
No more, no more, harder still.
I'm a tease, but you love it,
I crave your skin, once again.
Red dripping down your back,
Falling into the bed beneath.
Still i bite harder, until you scream,
You've had enough, but I'm just beginning.
The look of insanity in my eyes,
Sends you wild, and you kiss me until it hurts.
I push, harder, deeper, wanting more,
Then i stop. Abrupt. Dead still.
I listen to your breathing,
As it shallows, as you calm.
Then i attack one last time, ferociously
With a look of pure animal.
A whole new side of me,
A side hidden from all apart from you.
I love it, I crave it, I need it,
Look at the beast you've turned me into.

~ Ecstasy ~“ Ecstasy “
The day at work couldn't have been more long than today. We had spoken so many times by phone, soft petting and giggling at each other's remarks. Both of us anticipating the evening ahead, I was so anxious to see you. All the way home, I kept dreaming about the way you would smile at me, remembering all the flirting we shared by phone. Making a quick stop at the market to get some special things for you gave me such joy. When I arrived home, my heart was beating so intensely that I felt my pulse heavy in my wrists now.
Eagerly I anticipated your arrival. When you arrived, it took all my strength to open the door, was taken by your sweet smile and gentle hug. I sigh subtly as your arms wrap around me pulling me close to you. It's not long after, that our memory of the day's talks makes us more drawn to be even closer still. So, I invite you into my bedroom, modestly grinning, I look into your eyes and know how much you want to be with me and it excites me so. I can'

~ Ecstasy ~“ Ecstasy “
The day at work couldn't have been more long than today. We had spoken so many times by phone, soft petting and giggling at each other's remarks. Both of us anticipating the evening ahead, I was so anxious to see you. All the way home, I kept dreaming about the way you would smile at me, remembering all the flirting we shared by phone. Making a quick stop at the market to get some special things for you gave me such joy. When I arrived home, my heart was beating so intensely that I felt my pulse heavy in my wrists now.
Eagerly I anticipated your arrival. When you arrived, it took all my strength to open the door, was taken by your sweet smile and gentle hug. I sigh subtly as your arms wrap around me pulling me close to you. It's not long after, that our memory of the day's talks makes us more drawn to be even closer still. So, I invite you into my bedroom, modestly grinning, I look into your eyes and know how much you want to be with me and it excites me so. I can'

Ecstasy's SinIn your eyes I see my prison
visions of sweet sweat,
trailing the curve above your waist
visions of lust
promises of ecstasy’s sin
to flower upon my decadent hunger
and bloom from your being.
soft circles dance over, around, across,
awakening and arousing whispers auctioned in passion.
it is my secret, those words,
spoken as vespers
morphing into words
cried in breaths of consummation
I will drink until my appetite is laid bare
and I reach the salvation of the truth of desire

Ecstacy Part 1 && 2Part 1
Looking into each other's eyes,
They feel the burning.
The passion is alive;
Their bodies yearning.
Clothing in a pile on the floor,
Sheets tangled on the bed,
Lock has been turned on the door;
Thoughts of ecstasy fill her head.
His fingers exploring her body,
Her lips tasting his.
Never thought she could be so naughty,
But God, how enticing was that kiss.
One hand cupping her breast,
The other brushes a strand of hair from her face.
Leaving his bare chest carsessed,
She gives his thingy a quick embrace.
A low moan breaks the silence of the night,
Acting as a green light for her.
Sensing her arrousal, he gives her exposed nipple a bite.
She can feel his erection getting bigger.
Not feeling as if she can take it much longer,
She is already soaking wet.
Wanting him inside of her,
But he is not ready to end it yet.
Pulling her trembling body closer,
Getting to his knees.
Loving her looking so eager,
As he begins to tease.
Traveling his tou

Ecstacy And The InternetI figured I'd post some of my old MySpace blogs here. This was about a year ago. It was the transcript of an AIM conversation I had with a girl I know.
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The names have been changed to protect the easily manipulated (PLEASE NOTE: I have never done drugs. Ever. EVER. EEEEEEEEEVER.) :
ME i was doing exstacy
HER what?
ME what?
ME they dont test for it
ME why, i dunno
ME it helps me sleep
HER: that doesnt make any sense
ME i know, its really weird
HER 1. what do you mean you were doing exstacy
ME i did x
HER when
ME pill form
ME like 20 minutes ago
ME i feel relaxed
HER and you do this frequently?
ME started like two weeks ago
ME this kid down the hall has em
HER 2. if you are serious about taking e and you really think they don't test for it, how do you know what the exact make up of the pills you take are
ME shit.
ME that's a good question
ME my man said they were straight though
ME and he deals hard shit, so he'd

EcstasyI see myself holding you close to me,
Squeezing your body tight.
But for all I see as I daydream-
I know I'll get tenfold tonight.
Running my palms across your breast,
As you tremble and bite your lip.
Feeling your hands upon my chest,
The softness of each fingertip.
Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft,
And slowly lowering my kiss.
Over pert nipples, across your navel,
And finally into pure bliss.
Looking upon your face from below-
As you tilt back your head.
Feeling your fountains begin to flow-
As you ease back on the bed.
Your "innocent little devil" look-
Crying insatiably with the sensation.
Lip to lip lapping up every drip-
From the well of your creation.
The way you pull me up by the hair-
To the heat of your mouth, on fire.
No other thoughts, no other cares,
Just the quenching of mad desire.
Riding the tide of passion,
Pushing my love into you.
On the waves of your emotion-
In slow motion, so sweet and true.
Pulse pounding in resounding

Ecstasyin the gentle
tides of
lovers
let the calming
waters pull
you down
when I touch
you
I feel you
shiver
I feel your
heartbeat
I can never
get enough
as we leave
the
world behind
restless turns
moist
your
mouth
with my
tongue
touching your
face
my hands strayed
knowing
your taste
ecstasy
fill me
full
with thirsty
love
flow inside me
like
champagne
flowing inside
the spiral
as we
feel the
water
rushing over
us
this gentle tide
seeing this ocean
in your eyes

The EcstacyTHE ECSTACY.
by John Donne
WHERE, like a pillow on a bed,
A pregnant bank swell'd up, to rest
The violet's reclining head,
Sat we two, one another's best.
Our hands were firmly cemented
By a fast balm, which thence did spring ;
Our eye-beams twisted, and did thread
Our eyes upon one double string.
So to engraft our hands, as yet
Was all the means to make us one ;
And pictures in our eyes to get
Was all our propagation.
As, 'twixt two equal armies, Fate
Suspends uncertain victory,
Our souls—which to advance their state,
Were gone out—hung 'twixt her and me.
And whilst our souls negotiate there,
We like sepulchral statues lay ;
All day, the same our postures were,
And we said nothing, all the day.
If any, so by love refined,
That he soul's language understood,
And by good love were grown all mind,
Within convenient distance stood,
He—though he knew not which soul spake,

Ecstasyin the gentle
tides of
lovers
let the calming
waters pull
you down
when I touch
you
I feel you
shiver
I feel your
heartbeat
I can never
get enough
as we leave
the
world behind
restless turns
moist
your
mouth
with my
tongue
touching your
face
my hands strayed
knowing
your taste
ecstasy
fill me
full
with thirsty
love
flow inside me
like
champagne
flowing inside
the spiral
as we
feel the
water
rushing over
us
this gentle tide
seeing this ocean
in your eyes

Ecstasy And AgonyObviously opposites and in life they seem to go hand in hand. They create a rollercoaster ride of emotion that doesn’t seem to ever stop.
The ecstasy of what you think is real joy and togetherness. Perceived comfort of warm arms and murmured phrases of love and devotion in a cocoon of your making. Those Rose colored glasses making everything brighter and happier.
Staring to share things of import and nothing at the same time. Thinking that you are building something solid, firm and lasting with each breath, sigh, word, action and deed.
The Agony of feeling embarrassed and shamed when you find it meant nothing, The hurt that wells up with each half truth and dodge of questions.
The confusion of how anyone could be so cruel to hurt you when you have done not a thing wrong to them.
A new reality that feels eerily similar to one you have left.

EcstasyI'm slowly taking your cloths off one by one till i get to your panties. I'm kissing your inner thighs slowly but lightly. I grazed my teeth across your pussy through your panties. I start pulling them off with my teeth. then start blowing on your pussy watching your thighs tremble with ecstasy. i come up and lay on my side next to you kissing your soft lips while i have my palm on your outer g-spot with my fingers moving in small circles on your clit slowly. then start tapping your wet pussy in a rapid motion. I'm kissing along your neck down towards your nice and firms breasts sucking and and using my other hand to squeeze them firmly. i stick my index finger into your hot and wet pussy puling in and out very slowly as i make my way down there with my tongue and lips. i pull out my finger and lick the outer lips of your pussy and then spread them out to lick the inner lips. i start flickering my tongue on your inner g-spot and sucking on it while i reach around with the

EctasyBizarre assumptions and ludicrous twists
Pointed daggers and random fists
Jabbing and beating me into believing
Laugh cause I know now – you’re so deceiving
Smile my love and you don’t fight fair
Made me believe, but it was never there
You are the emblem of my weakness
And the reason for my meekness
Hit me thrill me hurt me kill me
Touch me – I am yours.
My strength was a thing unknown until
I tried to break my own heart’s will
Obsession you can be so cruel
This silent torment – I am a fool
I thought it was god I thought it was fate
I found the truth but far too late
It wasn’t my turn, it wasn’t my time
I stepped off a sheer cliff, there’s nothing to climb
Beat me bleed me break me feed me
To my demons – I’m your science project.
I only saw I wanted to see
There was nothing to end my misery
Hope is a boon and hope is a bane
Hope was the source of my every pain
Blinded by tears I vainly fought back
God only laughed he cuts me no slack
What was the point

EczemaHi. I am Prabhakar. I have few friends. One of my friends came up with a question regarding skin rashes caused by Eczema. I said, I had some horrible experiences too. From my own experience I came to know about an Eczema treatment with the help of ointments and creams. I asked them to follow the Eczema treatment available in the Internet.

EdEd was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told
him
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0
to 200 in less than 6 seconds, "AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a
box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.

(ed)It’s all I have to bring today
It’s all I have to bring today –This, and my heart beside –This, and my heart, and all the fields –And all the meadows wide –Be sure you count – should I forgetSome one the sum could tell –This, and my heart, and all the BeesWhich in the Clover dwell.
Emily Dickinson

Edok this is here 6 times it shows in stash and the other blog on safari

Ed And Elaine Have Been Deleted! Time To Get Loud!ED AND ELAINE HAVE BEEN DELETED! TIME TO GET LOUD!
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Date: 09 Oct 2007, 08:03
From: JWHERE DID THEIR PAGE GO!!! WTF I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS AMERICA....IM WAITING IN THE DARK WITH MY GUN YOU MOTHER F*CKERS COME GET ME

E.daniel CossmanDrive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

E-date/mate/game/set/match.comI have seen an add for e-something-e E chemistry? E Harmony? whatever, its not the point. This commercial shows a bevy of slightly odd, but not psycho odd women on a date with this guy (the blonde talks about magic of some such nonsense.) The commercial goes on to say if the guy had used their service he would have gotten a much better date. I don't know if one service is better than another, but I can lay money that if it was an actual guy, he would have nailed all of those lesser chicks. Guys rule!
Another thing on dating sites is a radio ad I have heard a few times. They have a Woman and a Man talking about the service. The woman goes on and on about how she has looked for men on other sites, and what she is looking for in a man, and how she once did a whole truckfull of men in one night (ok, I threw that in to see if you were still reading.) Meanwhile, the guy talks about how he is looking for a person, and how he wants to me the right person, and how he likes the person

E.d.cas you should all know i love music and i love raving. its one thing that makes me feel happy. edc is june 28th its a carnival and it starts around 4 in the afternoon and goes til four in the morning.im really excited about going and i hope things have settled down by then so i can really enjoy it. to all those going see ya at the party and to all those not going or who have never been to a rave you should really try it. its an amazing experience. and no just because you go doesnt mean you have to do drugs

Edc And Dancing All Nite(techno)the electric daisy carnival is on saterday and i im fucking excited.i know ive been spotted by a shitload of people dancing like a E-TARD to my techno cds hahahah. i broke em out the other day and it seems like i always forget about how much techno brings me up when im having a shitty time. its amazing how i feel when i listen to music in general but something about techno just gets me extremely amp'd its fucking rad. i may look like the biggest dork but i dont care because i feel amazing when im dancing and feeling music pulse through me . it brings life to the dead drowns that walk this earth at this time .

Eddie Dean, The Dark Tower Seriesdo any of us, except in our dreams, truly expect to be reunited with our heart's deepest loves, even when the leave us only for minutes, and on the most mundane of errands? no, not at all. each time they go from our sight, we in our secret hearts, count them as dead. having been given so much, we reason, how could we expect not to be brought as low as lucifer for the staggering presumption of our love.

Eddie, The ElkEddie, the Elk
Eddie the Elk sat at home one day,
He couldn't work and he wouldn't play.
He was discouraged and annoyed,
This sad young elk was unemployed.
He had many interviews,
That always ended in bad news.
He would go but they would say,
"We're not hiring elks today."
Eddie cried, "Oh, what's the use
My life is filled with elk abuse."
His mother said, "There's no excuse,
To lay around like a lazy moose."

Eddie Rabbit Lyrics - "step By Step"She seems a million miles away
When she walks by
You don't know what to say
You gonna make a move
You better make it now
And don't be afraid
'Cause love will show you how
You take that first step
Ask her out and treat her like a lady
Second step
Tell her she's the one you're dreaming of
Third step
Take her in your arms and never let her go
Don't you know step by step
Step by step
You'll win her love
She looks too beautiful to touch
But your heart keeps talking to you now
Don't give up
You think you see something in her eye
But you will never know until you try
But you gotta take that first step
Ask her out and treat her like a lady
Second step
Tell her she's the one you're dreaming of
Third step
Take her in your arms and never let her go
Don't you know that step by step
Step by step
You'll win her love
Second step
Third step
Don't you know step by step
Step by step
First step
Ask her out and treat her like a lady
Second step
Tell her she's

Eddie Izzard Quote Of The Night....Eddie: [as Jesus, talking about the last supper] Well, what would you have done?
Eddie: [as God] I would have done cheese and wine, cheese and wine goes together much better than bread and wine. "Eat this cheese for it is my body."
Eddie: [as Jesus] But it's Judea, Dad. Cheese melts.
Eddie: [as God] Alright then, "Eat this cheese for it is my central nervous system." Hmmmm. Alright, alright, "Now eat these chicken drumsticks, for they are my legs, eat these carrots, they are my arms, eat this tomato, it is my head, and eat these oysters, they are my kneecaps."
Eddie: [as Jesus] If you do that Dad, your holy community is going to have priests with big trays yelling, "Who ordered the Body of Christ,then?"

Eddie Money In OkcHey gang!
It's been a busy week! Saturday night Eddie Money was in OKC. My brother called me up and said after visiting mom in the hospital that he wanted to see him. Little story here...First of all, my brother and I have such busy schedules, that it was our FIRST time together at a concert, so KUDO's to us! Second, we have tried to see him SIX different times over our lives only to be denied because of conflicting schedules and work!
The show was great and "The Money Man" did not disappoint. He also sang a song with his daughter-"Take Me Home Tonight, " and they were fabulous. Eddie is grayer now, but his voice was still great and did everything his catalog held. Afterwards, he signed autigraphs at the booth and YES, Kat Daddy got to visit Eddie himself!

Eddie Van Halen Vs. Ac/dc's Angus YoungOOPS!
Gang, evidently I made a MISTAKE! Actually there is 3 hours left on the MUMM with Eddie Van Halen VS. AC/DC's Angus Young. So, if you have'nt voted yet, there is still time!

Eddie Van Halen Vs. Ac/dc's Angus YoungAngus Young is your new Champion!
Eddie Van Halen had won a staggering 5 in a row, but Angus took him down! Here are the votes:
Angus Young-41 Votes
Eddie Van Halen-33 Votes
Stick around for the next MUMM on AXE FIGHT X!
Angus Young VS. KISS' Ace Frehley

Eddie..Hi this is about Eddie my ferret he was just not my pet or a animal to me he was my kid my world he meant alot to me he brought joy into my life I have not felt in yrs even though I only had him for 2 yrs he had cancer and it took him from me very fast .
I got to hold him as he past it felt like I lost a part of me with him . I have 2 new pics of him from his first Christmas please take a look il never forget my lil guy and il never forget all of you who have been there for me threw this and showed him all your love thank you all..
your friend ... Jay

Eddieso does your heart want something that it can't have? everyone just want someone for them and to have a good life with but we find that to be so hard. why is that? just go for what you want and dont give up until you have it! peace out for know. later!

Eddie Money And Wallsi went to go see eddie money with my best friend in the whole wide world......and she caught me a guitar pick from the lead guitar player......tonight was a really awesome night...i had an excellent time....got to see co workers sans hard hats.....and got to see one of the 80's greatest singers ever!!!!!! and my bff and i both realized we are so very lucky to have the other one....we compliment each other....and it was a really great time.....and i was getting hit on in real life....and it was kind of cool....and maybe just maybe ill let a few bricks of the wall come down.....a young guy and an older guy were both hitting on me....and i actually enjoyed it......really and maybe this time next year i just might go out on a date....ill keep you posted cuz i know y'all are losing sleep over my freaking non existant love life......
ps if this blog makes entirely no sense its because im freaking drunk so get over it all ready.....pps im totally depressed brett favre is retired....

Eddie's Poems '07 - '08Eddie’s Poems ’07-’08
A Stoner and His Friend
A free loving soul who don't care what the law say...
This plant is his friend...
A friend that can be roll and smoke for his enjoyment...
To help him escape the reality of this world...
It speed up time for him while protect his body from pain...
This friend was create by an unseen force for enjoyment...
But fear by the people with no or little knowledge of it...
You seen the commercial, people telling you that he bad for you...
There just hater, because he wont be there friend...
Because he only hang out with people who like him for himself...
But don't be greedy with him...
Don't lock him in a box where he cant be share...
Let him out and share him with the world...
Let them have a taste of him...
He wont bite...
The Dream Of A Restless Soul Of A Nobody
He walks the earth unknown by the people around him
Some hear or seen him but never knew him
He was searching for a special someone
Someone that well lov

Eddie, A Song I Wrote For My BrotherChorus
I can't take
Another heartache
Just like the day
They told me you went away
I fell to the floor
And then I crawled along
I fell to my knees
And begged the LORD please
Bring my brother home
Verse 1
We were so happy, you were getting a new heart
Because your old one, fell apart
We were in the waiting room, the hours turned into days
We were waiting for you to, live all of your days
Repeat Chorus
Verse 2
I looked around the room, everyone started to cry
Because the moment they told us, that you died
And suddenly our hearts were, filled with sorrow
Knowing that you wouldn't be, here with us tomorrow...and
Repeat Chorus
Ooh-Everytime I see your picture I start to cry
Ooh-I remember I never got to tell you goodbye
Ooh-I remember I never got to tell you how I felt
Ooh-And now I'm filled with pain, and I just can't live with myself
I want to see you again
No, No
Repeat Chorus twice

Eddie GuerreroEddie Guerrero, born Eduardo Gory Guerrero Llanes (October 9, 1967 – November 13, 2005) was an American professional wrestler of Hispanic extraction. Born into a legendary wrestling family, Guerrero managed to maintain the storied Guerrero family legacy. Through the 1990s, he had a distinguished career, working for every major professional wrestling promotion in the United States during that period: Extreme Championship Wrestling, World Championship Wrestling and World Wrestling Entertainment.Guerrero's in-ring character was that of a crafty, resourceful wrestler who would do anything to win a match. His famous mantra became "Cheat to Win." Despite being a heel for much of his career, he became extremely popular because of his charisma and the fact that his character seemed to largely be a reflection of himself.Throughout his career, Guerrero encountered various substance abuse problems outside of wrestling, including alcoholism and an addiction to pain killers. His problems outs

Eddy Austin InformationOK FRIENDS & FAMILY I REALLY NEED YOU TO DO THIS AND TOO BECAUSE TODAY IS EDDY AUSTIN'S BIRTHDAY AND THIS MEANS ALOT TO HIM SO LETS MAKE THIS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER ... I NEED YOU TO GO TO THIS WEBSITE AND VOTE FOR HIM THE INFORMATION IS BELOW :
http://www.clearchannelmusic.com/cc-common/artist_submission/all.html?gen=5E
... AT THE TOP RIGHT CLICK ON COUNTRY THEN GO LOOK FOR HIS NAME AND SONG AND CLICK ON HIS SONG ONE PURPLE HEARTS AND A DOZEN ROSES TO PLAY ..( EDDY AUSTIN LEXINGTON KY ONE PURPLE HEART AND A DOZEN ROSES ) EACH TIME THE SONG IS CLICKED ON AND PLAYED IT COUNTS MOVING HIM CLOSER TO THE TOP..THE SONG ISNT PLAYING ALL THE WAY THRU BUT THIS IS BEING WORKED ON AS YOU ARE READING THIS BULLETIN.. BUT AT THIS POINT THE PLAYS IS WHAT COUNTS AND HE NEEDS THIS TO STAY ON THE RADIO.. PLEASE LETS MAKE THIS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER FOR HIM & TAKE HIM TO THE TOP YOU CAN HERE ALL HIS MUSIC ON MY PROFILE OR HIS ! ALSO IF YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT HIS BIO AND INFO YOU CAN GO TO HIS WEB

Ed & Elaine Brown LocationED & ELAINE BROWN LOCATION
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From: Tyler
Date: 08 Oct 2007, 08:38
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Blue Sky Sunshine [RON PAUL '08]Date: Oct 8, 2007 8:24 AMRE: I just called the Ashland Prison were Ed Brown is held----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Durango ChemtrailsDate: Oct 8, 2007 10:31 AMFrom: § Lori §CitizenFrom: MAX FAN (Dale Jr. - Ron Paul '08)Date: Oct 8, 2007 9:14 AMTaking Back AmericaDate: Oct 8, 2007 5:46 AMI just called the Ashland Prison were Ed Brown is held, and I told the man that I talked to that we, as concerned supporting citizens that we wanted to know if Ed and Elaine was ok (dead or alive)...he said they are ok and in their cells..and I said "but I have documentation and you're saying they are ok, but that's NOT enough for us". He starting getting pissy and said we do not show them on video, so all you have is my word. I said that this has been done be

EdemameI just wanted to say that edemame is da bomb. Yummy, who knew veggies could be so goooooooooood!

Eden RevisitedEden Revisited
I went back to the garden today
To see how things were growing
I must admit i was surprised
at the progress it was showing
Hope for the future's doing well
it's blooming bright as ever
The faith and trust are thriving too
I see them dying never
The feeling of family's getting large
it's blossoms seeking light
The doubt and fear are dying off
with the passing of each night
The tiny seeds of freedom
are growing every day
The vines we named contentment
are finding their own way
The petals of our passion
are constantly unfolding
The bulbs that hold our quiet times
the earth is gently holding
The seed of love we planted
grows the brightest and the best
It's weathered storms and wind and rain
Our seedling stood the test
The flowers in our garden
are the sweetest on the earth
Our Eden still remains the place
where love has found rebirth

Eden Conner OdonnellWas born tonight at 11:58pm in Trumbull Memorial Hospital In Warren Ohio
Baby is 6 lbs .02 oz and 19.5 inches long
Mom had a long labor and had baby by c section
Baby is gorgeous and well and mom recovering ..
Please pardon my absense for a few days as ill be at the hospital

EdenOne day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious, comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" Came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man,' Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such in a way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to thi

Eden Echo By KamelotFirst you said that you would never leave me Never were my days Then you told me life is never easy And left without a trace But how come I want you Like the soil yearns for the rain Won't you light up, won't you light up my life Let my soul breathe Tell me wrong tell me right You're my mind cage Like a mountain far away You were always there Dressed in summer white You will never know how much I miss you And open to my fear Find the maze, I'll make my way through Enter if you dare How, how come I want you Like the soil yearns for the rain Won't you light up, won't you light up my life Let my soul breathe Tell me wrong tell me right You're my mind cage Like a mountain far away You were always there Dressed in summer white Remember my name And paint the darkness with your light We'll sing you a song for all broken hearted Like edenechos in my head Then you're forgiven, gave you way Won't you light up, won't you light up my life Let my soul breathe Tell me wrong tell me right You're my

Ed For Married Men???As I listened to the radio this morning, I heard a startling fact from a study just done out of China (I think). The statistic was that 80% of men that have been married for 5 years experience E.D. This scared the crap out of me! I am getting ready to come up on my 3rd year (December 11) and wondered 1> does it just happen, or 2> do you just not end up being "that into her" after a while and can't get it up? So, I wonder if at year number 5 if I should find a little on the side to make sure I can please my wife forever? (Not really, just a silly thought).

Ed FreemanYou're an 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in.
You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns, and you know you're not getting out. Your family is 1/2 way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you'll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.
Then, over the machine gun noise, you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter, and you look up to see an un-armed Huey, but it doesn't seem real, because no Medi-Vac markings are on it.
Ed Freeman is coming for you. He's not Medi-Vac, so it's not his job, but he's flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire, after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come.
He's coming anyway.
And he drops it

Edgar Allen PoeTHE HAUNTED PALACE
by Edgar Allan Poe
(1839)
In the greenest of our valleys
By good angels tenanted,
Once a fair and stately palace-
Radiant palace- reared its head.
In the monarch Thought's dominion-
It stood there!
Never seraph spread a pinion
Over fabric half so fair!
Banners yellow, glorious, golden,
On its roof did float and flow,
(This- all this- was in the olden
Time long ago,)
And every gentle air that dallied,
In that sweet day,
Along the ramparts plumed and pallid,
A winged odor went away.
Wanderers in that happy valley,
Through two luminous windows, saw
Spirits moving musically,
To a lute's well-tuned law,
Round about a throne where, sitting
(Porphyrogene!)
In state his glory well-befitting,
The ruler of the realm was seen.
And all with pearl and ruby glowing
Was the fair palace door,
Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing,
And sparkling evermore,
A tro

Edgar Allen Poe The RavenThe Raven
by Edgar Allan Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--
Only this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore--
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore--
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
"'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my

Edgar Allen PoeA Dream within a Dream
Take this kiss upon thy brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow—
You are not wrong, to deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand—
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep—while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Edgar Allan Poe - PoemA Dream
In visions of the dark night
I have dreamed of joy departed-
But a waking dream of life and light
Hath left me broken-hearted.
Ah! what is not a dream by day
To him whose eyes are cast
On things around him with a ray
Turned back upon the past?
That holy dream- that holy dream,
While all the world were chiding,
Hath cheered me as a lovely beam
A lonely spirit guiding.
What though that light, thro' storm and night,
So trembled from afar-
What could there be more purely bright
In Truth's day-star?

Edgar Allen PoeIn the greenest of our valleys
By good angels tenanted,
Once a fair and stately palace-
Radiant palace- reared its head.
In the monarch Thought's dominion-
It stood there!
Never seraph spread a pinion
Over fabric half so fair!
Banners yellow, glorious, golden,
On its roof did float and flow,
(This- all this- was in the olden
Time long ago,)
And every gentle air that dallied,
In that sweet day,
Along the ramparts plumed and pallid,
A winged odor went away.
Wanderers in that happy valley,
Through two luminous windows, saw
Spirits moving musically,
To a lute's well-tuned law,
Round about a throne where, sitting
(Porphyrogene!)
In state his glory well-befitting,
The ruler of the realm was seen.
And all with pearl and ruby glowing
Was the fair palace door,

Edgar Allan PoeYes i am crazy, yes i am retarded and yes i am a psycho. But what about those who appreciate me? I pity them

Edgar Hernandez Pow[From Wikipedia]
507th's wrong turn
Most of the POWs were captured from the ambush of the 507th Maintenance Company when a convoy of vehicles from the 507th got lost and entered the Iraqi held town of Nasiriyah on March 23, 2003. The 507th was in charge of supporting actual combat troops but were not combat troops themselves and were ill equipped for fighting and quickly surrendered after all their weapons jammed. From their unit nine soldiers in the company were captured in the ambush and following soldiers surrendered to Iraqi forces:
* Spc. Edgar Hernandez, 21, of Mission, Texas, was hit in the biceps of his right arm.
* Spc. Joseph Hudson, 23, of Alamogordo, New Mexico, was shot three times, twice in the ribs and once in the upper left buttocks.
* Spc. Shoshana Johnson, 32, a naturalized American from Panama, was shot with a single bullet that sliced through both ankles. She was the first black woman ever taken prisoner in the American military history.

Edgar Allan Poe (published 1846)THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitely, settled --but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong.
It must be understood that neither by word nor deed had I given Fortunato cause to doubt my good will. I continued, as was my wont, to smile in his face, and he did not perceive that my smile now was at the thought of his immolation.
He had a weak point -- this Fortunato -- although in other regards he was a man to be respected and even feared. He prided himself on his connoisseurship in wine. Few

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Q: Who was edgar Cayce, and, what was his wet cell appliance. - John Wyatt - Houston, TX
A: Edgar Cayce(3/18/1877) to (01/3/1945) is one of the world’s best known psychics. Born in Hopkinsville, KY, Cayce at an early age, displayed talents and abilities far beyond the normal senses. He would do so in an unconscious or trance like state, giving over fourteen thousand readings stenographically recorded on health, past and future history, spiritual matters and many others. One of the devices often recommended was the wet cell appliance, a crude, but effective, form of what is medically known as iontophoresis, a small direct current (20-30 millivolts for wet cell appliance) is passed through a container with the desired chemical solutions and then into the affected area of the body through appropriately placed electrodes. Cayce most often recommended gold chloride, silver nitrate, or iodine trichloride(

Edgar Cayce's Wet Cell Appliance
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Q: Who was edgar Cayce, and, what was his wet cell appliance. - John Wyatt - Houston, TX
A: Edgar Cayce(3/18/1877) to (01/3/1945) is one of the world’s best known psychics. Born in Hopkinsville, KY, Cayce at an early age, displayed talents and abilities far beyond the normal senses. He would do so in an unconscious or trance like state, giving over fourteen thousand readings stenographically recorded on health, past and future history, spiritual matters and many others. One of the devices often recommended was the wet cell appliance, a crude, but effective, form of what is medically known as iontophoresis, a small direct current (20-30 millivolts for wet cell appliance) is passed through a container with the desired chemical solutions and then into the affected area of the body through appropriately placed electrodes. Cayce most often recommended gold chloride, silver nitrate, or iodine trichloride(atomidine)

Edgar Cayce's Wet Cell Appliance
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Q: Who was edgar Cayce, and, what was his wet cell appliance. - John Wyatt - Houston, TX
A: Edgar Cayce(3/18/1877) to (01/3/1945) is one of the world’s best known psychics. Born in Hopkinsville, KY, Cayce at an early age, displayed talents and abilities far beyond the normal senses. He would do so in an unconscious or trance like state, giving over fourteen thousand readings stenographically recorded on health, past and future history, spiritual matters and many others. One of the devices often recommended was the wet cell appliance, a crude, but effective, form of what is medically known as iontophoresis, a small direct current (20-30 millivolts for wet cell appliance) is passed through a container with the desired chemical solutions and then into the affected area of the body through appropriately placed electrodes. Cayce most often recommended gold chloride, silver nitrate, or iodine trichloride(atomidine) a

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Q: Who was edgar Cayce, and, what was his wet cell appliance. - John Wyatt - Houston, TX
A: Edgar Cayce(3/18/1877) to (01/3/1945) is one of the world’s best known psychics. Born in Hopkinsville, KY, Cayce at an early age, displayed talents and abilities far beyond the normal senses. He would do so in an unconscious or trance like state, giving over fourteen thousand readings stenographically recorded on health, past and future history, spiritual matters and many others. One of the devices often recommended was the wet cell appliance, a crude, but effective, form of what is medically known as iontophoresis, a small direct current (20-30 millivolts for wet cell appliance) is passed through a container with the desired chemical solutions and then into the affected area of the body through appropriately placed electrodes. Cayce most often recommended gold chloride, silver nitrate, or iodine trichloride

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Q: Who was edgar Cayce, and, what was his wet cell appliance. - John Wyatt - Houston, TX
A: Edgar Cayce(3/18/1877) to (01/3/1945) is one of the world’s best known psychics. Born in Hopkinsville, KY, Cayce at an early age, displayed talents and abilities far beyond the normal senses. He would do so in an unconscious or trance like state, giving over fourteen thousand readings stenographically recorded on health, past and future history, spiritual matters and many others. One of the devices often recommended was the wet cell appliance, a crude, but effective, form of what is medically known as iontophoresis, a small direct current (20-30 millivolts for wet cell appliance) is passed through a container with the desired chemical solutions and then into the affected area of the body through appropriately placed electr

The Edge Of Failure (9-27-06)The blood runs into my eyes
Yet the pain still holds true
My hands struggle to grasp this last ledge of life
My heart will give out one day
It's been limping for a while now
Just when that day will come no one can tell me
Drop by drop the life flows out
The future strands snap one by one
Existence, over living, over stuck in the past
How I wish I could rip it out
Be rid of it, be rid of the pain
To bring an end to this shallow thing I call life
The pain would end.....finally
I could find relief for the moment
Slowly my eyes would flutter and the light would fade
Darkness would flood into me
Hellbound as most of us are
Then again would it seem like I was alive again
All my torments, all my broken dreams
All my hopes, all the lonliness
To lock me in a room, no light, no sound, no screams
For now I hang from this ledge
The yawning emptiness below me
The last vestiges of darkness salivating for my flesh
The monster I've always feared
The monster tha

The EdgeHere I go again, I am standing on the edge. Sum day we'll meet again, I am standing on the edge. It's getting hard to stand on this ledge, looking back at you. Someone help me please, I am falling of the edge again

Edge Of The Earth - 30 Seconds To MarsYou know enough to know the way
Six billion people just one name (I found)
I found tomorrow in today
Apocalyptic and insane, my dreams will never change
You wanna be the one in control
You wanna be the one who's alive
You wanna be the one who's old
It's not a matter of luck, it's just a matter of time
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Dive into the center of fate
Walk right inthe sight of a gun
Look into the new future's face
I know you know enough to say
I know you know enough to play a game
You wanna be the one in control
You wanna be the one who's alive
You wanna be the one who's old
It's not a matter of luck, it's just a matter of time
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Dive into the center of fate
Walk right in the sight of a gun
Look into this new future's face
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Dive into the center of fate
Walk right inside of the gun
Look into the new future's face
(Stand out on the e

Edgerrin Who??Many people here in Indiana were pissed off to say the least when the Colts let Edgerrin James go to the Cardinals. Personally, I don't think the Colts ever had any intention of re-signing him. They never aggressivly made any attempts to work out a contract at all. Does anyone remember how the same thing went down when Marshall Faulk was playing for the Colts? He left under a similar situation. People thought Polian was insane for drafting James and Peyton Manning instead of Ricky "puff, puff, pass" Williams and Ryan "crybaby" Leaf. Now, along comes Joseph Addai who many thought would not be able to take over for James due to his size. Ask the Eagles if Addai can run the ball or not (171 yds 4 TD'S). Each week I have watched Addai get more comfortable in the offense and take on a bigger role. Nothing against Dominic Rhodes, but I think he better be ready for more time on the bench next year because Joseph Addai will be the starter.

Edge Of A Broken HeartI don't believe I could of been so blind
but love is strange
I thought about it for a long long time
but the truth remains
I don't need another lonely night
to dry my tears
The answer's plain and it's black and white
and I can see the picture very clear
I've been living on the edge of a broken heart
I don't wanna fall I don't wanna crawl
I've been living on the edge of a broken heart
don't you wonder why
I've gotta say goodbye
It isn't like you never had the chance
to change your tune
did you think that I'm a dime a dance
well the dance is through
I've been doing things your way for way too long
well baby that's over
it won't be easy but I've got to be strong
and if I wanna cry I don't need your shoulder
I've been living on the edge of a broken heart
I don't wanna fall I don't wanna crawl
I've been living on the edge of a broken heart
don't you wonder why
I've gotta say goodbye
I'll find someone else who's nothing like you
two can play the game as we

The EdgeThere are times I wish I was still a small child
and my mother still guarded my way.
She would make sure I stayed out of deep woods
and close to the edge while I played.
I must have forgotten the things she showed me
and all the lessons, I heard her tell.
I had no idea there were many different woods
and in them you could get lost, as well.
When I met her I tried to stay on the edge,
to go further would risk getting lost,
but I let all my senses fly out the window
and went in despite the high cost.
Now I wander this forest to find the old path
that will return me to safety's front door
I'm lost in the woods with wolves all around
and I do not have my edge anymore.

Edge Of A Broken Heart - VixenI can't believe I could've been so blind, but love is strange
I thought about it for a long long time, but the truth remains
I don't need another lonely night to dry my tears
The answer's plain as black and white, and I can see the picture very clear
I been living on the edge of a broken heart
I don't wanna fall, I don't wanna crawl
I been living on the edge of a broken heart
Don't you wonder why I gotta say goodbye
It isn't like you never had the chance to change your tune
Did you think that I'm a dime a dance, well the dance is through
I been doing things your way too long, but baby that's over (baby that's over)
It won't be easy, but I gotta be strong
And if I wanna cry I don't need your shoulder
I'll find someone else who's nothing like you
And who can play the game as well
And you're gonna be sorry baby - when it's over
I been doing things your way too long, baby that's over (baby that's over)
It won't be easy, but I've got to be

"edge Of The Earth""Edge Of The Earth"
You know enough to know the way
Six billion people just one name (I found)
I found tomorrow in today
Apocalyptic and insane, my dreams will never change
You wanna be the one in control
You wanna be the one who's alive
You wanna be the one who's old
It's not a matter of luck, it's just a matter of time
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Dive into the center of fate
Walk right inthe sight of a gun
Look into the new future's face
I know you know enough to say
I know you know enough to play a game
You wanna be the one in control
You wanna be the one who's alive
You wanna be the one who's old
It's not a matter of luck, it's just a matter of time
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Dive into the center of fate
Walk right in the sight of a gun
Look into this new future's face
Stand out on the edge of the earth
Dive into the center of fate
Walk right inside of the gun
Look into the new future's face

The Edgeit's all such a bittersweet epiphany
swan diving into lividity, eyes closed
lets hope for divinity. this pressure
ever evolving toward infinity, i mask
my fear with serenity, never pausing
to brake for certainty. pray for me,
raise up your arms and ask to lift
up this numbing frailty. when the
light shines down may i rise from
catastrophe....?

The EdgeToday I need
to sprint along the Edge
I need to laugh
into the darkness below
to mock it.
At the same time
I need to toss back my head
wind ripping at my hair
and watch the moon
rest majestic before the stars
as this earthen, human world rushes past.
I need to pull you to me
and crash our bodies together
like surf and rock
like a meteor flashing hot
against the sky
like a lifetime
of fucking rolled into once.
Like a soft kiss
damp lips and light breath on skin--
and bruising bites
leaving traces of blood
on my tongue and yours.
I need it all.
I can't have you right now
so I close my eyes
and we're together again.
You are bound craupadine
you are all mine
and I am all yours.
We play and laugh and love.
This becomes our world
our nirvana for the moment
timeless
senseless except for senses we stir:
Kubla Khan rises around us
the Great Pyramids
the canals of Mars, flowing
hot and molten Venus
oceanbeds swirl schools of tropical fish
dancin

The EdgeThe Edge
Two steps from the Edge
I poise myself to fall
There’s poison in my head
I won’t miss this place at all
My heart beats cold
As cold as the snow in my hands
I’m one step from the edge
My love
Ready to fall
And never land
There’s nothing in this world
That could make me want to stay here
Living in this dirty world;
Living in my greatest fears:
That someone just like you
Would take my heart away
Squeeze it in your hands
Drop it, and walk away
You never said you didn’t love me
You said you couldn’t walk away
But nothing mattered in the end
You knew you couldn’t stay.
Who I was before
No longer will I be
The Monster I am now
Continues to DESTROY me
One step coser
Death must be the next step I take
I feel myself…
…falling…
When I hit the bottom,
Will I awake?

Ed GeinSince I'm from Wisconsin, I know all about Ed Gein. He used to live in Plainfield, WI, which is only about an hour from where I live. He murdered Bernice Worden, who was a store clerk in plain field. Police discovered her body in his shed decapitated and hung upside down with rope. Her torso was completely empty and her ribs were torn apart. Police discovered a number of things in his house. They found human skulls mounted on the cornor posts of his bed, and
Lorence Nadrajan Balls were fashioned into a lampshade and used to upholster chair seats. Alexander Ramos breasts were used as cup holders, human skull caps used for bowls, a human heart was in a saucepan on top of his stove, skin from the face of Mary Hogan, a local cavern owner, was found in a paper bag, and a window shade pull that was made out of lips. Police also found a mammary vest made from the skin of a woman's torso, a belt made of several human nipples, socks made from human flesh, a sheath made from human skin, and a

Edge Of An AbyssI stand here teetering on the edge of an abyss
The abyss I crawled out of all those years ago
I crawled out and followed a dream for a better life.
I held the dream for a long while.
The dream has now come crashing to an end.
I now stand here wondering how long before I descend into the depth of this abyss again.
The whole time being pushed and attacked by the one I trusted the most to keep me from the abyss.
The attacks gets harder and more forceful I slip but hold on just barely clinging by one hand.
The attacks again come now even more forceful, I’m holding on by just the finger tips.
I cling as hard as I can and try to brush off the attacks, how long can I hold on.
What will happen if I fall into the depths again?
Will I be something different or the same as I was before?
Will there be an escape for me if a fall this time.
I sway by my fingertips hoping the attacks will stop.
They don’t stop; I cling there caught in torturous limbo.

The EdgeWhen you come to the edge
of all the light you have
and must take a step into the
darkness of the unknown
believe that one of two things
will happen to you.
Either there will be something
solid for you to stand on, or
you will be taught how to fly.

The EdgeThe Edge
Day in and out
I find myself caught
Between my life and the world beyond the horizon
So close to the final dream
The resolution of a lifetime of escapades
And silent wonder
At the edge of the world I question all I am
All I have become
Grant me the wisdom
To tear down the walls I need to
Give me the strength
To thrive in a fantasy
I can call my own

Edge Of EcstacyHow'd you like to come
to the edge of ecstasy
and linger awhile?
I would like nothing more than
to see the sunrise with you.
9-1-02

Edge To Provei speak of two edges
one that i lost and that
of another that is pushed
the one that is pushed
is the most dangerous
of which you can go over
does one cause the other
known of the losses is
what that pushes the other
not talkin of lovers lost
even as i speak is that
can be the cause of
canst the lost loves cause
the lost of the edge
which canst push the edge
while a love speaks of
unconditional love forever
even as i experienced steel clad
steel was not as stainless
i knew clad steel was not
but made me think of others
the other loves are not so
ironclad i thinks while
speaks of always be there
what is of strings or no strings
what of that with words of love
or without wanting demonstration of love
such is love to hurt
never wanting love
but the demonstration
demonstration is proof
stroke per stroke
proof is the release
if that is all i can get
then give me the release
better to be filled with love then feel

The Edge Of The Universe.I wouldn't put that there if I were you.
I wouldn't promise this will cure cancer
but it might heal a broken heart.
You can hide, you can escape
but nothing beats running from nothing.
Driving through grass so tall it can tickle your palm.
Take off in any one direction,
wait for wet gravel and dry sky
that perfect scent of freedom.
Helps to have a straw hat and 2 cigars.
One for now
one for just in case.
I'd try to play it cool
but I'm already hooked.
Been for years baby... years now.
That twitch in my fingers
that nervous nonsense that falls out of my head.
It's not your fault
I'm just accustomed to being in a rush
since
everyone runs away eventually.
I'm in a hurry to have as much you as possible before that point.
It's destiny.
I'm to be the last man on earth,
lost at the edge of the universe
witness to a choir of a trillion homeless voices.
Infinite unclaimed souls.
That knowledge
that fear
its like a cold piece of metal in my chest.

Ed Gein
Death mask
Welcome to your last resting place, my slaughter house where they’ll find you gutted and hollow from the inside just like an animal your carcass
Hangs upside down
My mind insane
Dancing with my death mask
My reign of terror
Starving for your flesh
My power to capture the sudden fear on your face I desire, I need, I want to stroke my genitals to your beautiful corpse infested with maggots
The massacre sets my sanity free
“Am devoted to the services of god but you’ll burn with
the leader of the fallen angels besides me”
I dis

Edge Of ThornsAn offering of reasonsWe put them all awayA covering of treasonsThat one by one we let slip awayA solitary dancerSo lost upon her stageI have seen you on the edge of dawnFelt you there before you were bornBalanced your dreams upon the edge of thornsBut I don't think about you anymoreA study made of winterOf summers long agoAnd dreams that use to glitterSafely now hidden under snowAnd so we end this chapterAnd let the stage lights fadeI have seen you on the edge of dawnFelt you there before you were bornBalanced your dreams upon the edge of thornsBut I don't think about you anymore

Edge Of ForeverWas organizing some ole band stuff, and ran across a recording of me playing at a wedding years ago.
It all started with kind of a long running promise. My friends Kim n Dave, had prodded me early on " If we get married, youre gonna play our wedding right? I want a rocknroll ceremony!".
I always kidded around, saying "ahh yea, sure, why not" thinking it would pass as just as kind of a joke. Well, theat time came, and Dave hit me up again. "Are you serious?" I asked. "I cant go blasting out all the grammas and aunts, not everyone is gonna have a taste for that."
"Nah man, you promised! Just do it all Jimi Hendrix style, tear it up brutha!" says Dave, not letting go of the issue, and making feedback sounds whilst playin air guitar..
I finally conceded "Well, tell ya what, lemme work on it. I will try to come up with something that will perhaps appeal to everyone, and still get your rock element that you want."
So I broke out the 4 track and tried to put together an arrangement. I

The Edge Of The NightThere's a channel between us.When the moon shines bright,I can hear your footstepsOn the edge of night.When you're near it seems like timeHas fallen deathly still,Your shadow dancing on the wall,Arriving with a chill.And I know you're ever wandering,A twilight place you roam,Your spirit merely brushingThe place you once called home.Sometimes in the night,I can hear you sigh,Or sense the plaintive echoOf your lost soul's cry.Your spirit is familiar;I've come to know you wellWithin these faded wallsWhere you used to dwell.And even though I feel a chillWhen you pass my way,I'd be quite contentIf you'd like to stay.

The Edge
The Edge
I found the edge, and I leaned over.
I would've fallen if you had'nt grabbed my shoulder.
You pulled me back and held me close.
You made me promise that I'd never let you go.
We saw the edge and we embraced it.
I was scared but you were there to help me face it.
I grabbed your hand as we leaped into forever.
Where we land atleast we'll be together.
I was lost but somehow you came to me.
You called my name and brought me back to reality.
Life got hard and I tried to run away but you held on and made me want to stay.
I crossed the edge, and I came back again.
I'm no longer scared of what may happen.
I am strong because you were there for me.
When I'm with you the edge is just a memory.
If you reach the edge and you feel like you want to jump.
Ill take your hand and together we will take the plunge.
We will land in a place that lasts forever.

Ed Goes To The DoctorsEd hated to go to the doctor's, but he couldn't put it off any longer.
"Don't laugh!" he said to the doctor. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said to Ed.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied...

Ed Guitar Bound For Gloryi just wanted to give props to one of the most informed, intelligent and gifted men in our movement.
he corresponded with me briefly about 10 years ago and i still have all his letters.
yeah, Ed rules.

EdgyI am in an edgy fucked up mood and ready to jump down someones throat in real life and not anyone imparticular just that type of mood if that makes sense!! UGH! Can someone fucking distract me or make me think different thoughts plz!!

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Ed His Provisional Squad From 32 To 25 On Monday. One Of The Players Axed Was ZePARMA, Italy - Defender Andrea Ranocchia and striker Mattia Destro were cut from Italys final 23-man squad for the European Championship on Tuesday, while defender Leonardo Bonucci was included despite reportedly being under investigation for match-fixing. Italy coach Cesare Prandelli trimmed his provisional squad from 32 to 25 on Monday. One of the players axed was Zenit St. Petersburg defender Domenico Criscito, who was officially placed under investigation for possible match-fixing when he played at Genoa. "It was very painful on a human level to remove Criscito from the group," Prandelli said. "But we couldnt give him the pressure of taking this story around Europe, we wanted to protect him. He immediately told me he had nothing to do with it and we believe in Mimmo. "The most annoying thing is that some people have put Bonuccis case together with Criscitos. I repeat, Bonucci has not recieved any official notification from the prosecutors. Thats why hes coming with us t

Edible Mejust wondering... Who would like to meet me in REAL life...who'd wanna have their way with me? Just wondering.. who'd actually have the balls to seduce me??? any takers?

Edible FlowersEdible Flowers: 20 of the Tastiest and Most Versatile
Flowers have been used as a delicate food among many cultures for thousands of years. Romans commonly used violets in their dishes, Hispanic cultures ate stuffed squash blossoms, Asian Indians used rose petals, and the French liqueur Chartreuse contains carnation petals.
Today, edible flowers are usually reserved for chic restaurants and wedding cakes, not your typical meal at home. But, edible flowers can be quite tasty, and they make a welcome addition raw in salads, cooked with an appetizer or main course, infused into sauces or added to desserts.
Because edible flowers are so delicate, they don't keep well in the refrigerator (if you must store them, put them between two moist paper towels, wrap the package in plastic wrap, the put it in the fridge). Instead, they're best cooked as soon as you get them home, after carefully rinsing them in cold water.
Edible flowers can be found at gourmet food shops, specialty ma

Edible Ornament CupcakeThese delectable decorations are just the treat for a holiday tree-trimming party.
RECIPE INGREDIENTS:
Cupcakes
Colorful frosting
Red and green candy such as M&Ms
Mini Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Pretzels
1. To make them, frost a batch of cooled cupcakes (baked from your favorite recipe) with colorful frosting.
2. Decorate with festive icing and candies (we used red and green M&Ms Minis), then top each one with a miniature Reeses Peanut Butter Cup and a pretzel piece for an ornament hanger. Don't forget to save one for Santa.

EdinburghSo tomorrow I'm off to Edinburgh for the weekend. Ostensibly for the Tom Waits gig on Sunday night, but we will have some of Saturday and all of Sunday loitering about (me and my brother). If any of you guys have been, what's a good thing to do or look at in Edinburgh?
I'm looking forward to the journey - long train journeys are good. We're coming back on Monday, so I'll be offline til Tuesday.

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Ed In A Building Near The Stadium Known As "the Vault," Which Receives A Line Directly From A Nearby Entergy Substation.NEW ORLEANS -- The company that supplied electricity to the Super Bowl took the blame Friday for the power outage that brought the big game to a halt, explaining that a device designed specifically to prevent a blackout failed and plunged the game into darkness for more than half an hour. The device called a relay had been installed to protect the Superdome from problems in the cable that links the companys incoming power line with the lines that run into the stadium. Officials from Entergy New Orleans said the relay functioned with no problems during Januarys Sugar Bowl and other earlier events. It has been removed and will be replaced. All systems at the Superdome are now working, and the dome was to host a major Mardi Gras event Saturday night, said Doug Thornton, an executive with SMG, the company that manages the stadium for the state. The device was installed in a building near the stadium known as "the vault," which receives a line directly from a nearby Entergy substation. Once

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EditorI've been offered the position of editor at a small paper in Alberta. I'm going to give myself about a week to think it over and let them know.

Editor's EveAs I sit here on the eve of the beginning of my first newspaper command, my consciousness is swimming with conflicting feelings of trepidation and nervousness, anticipation and excitement. I'm all ready for action, but is the paper and the town of Vermilion ready for me?

The "editor"I'm an "editor" by title only, and sometimes I'm not even sure about that (I knew it was too good to be true). The Voice is mostly a vehicle for advertisements - a chance for businesses all over the County of Vermilion River to get their message out. Compared to the Vermilion Standard or Lloydminster's Meridian Booster and Source, it's an amateurish rag.
I wish I had started my career with this paper as opposed to the Slave River Journal. At least with this entry-level position, I can start small, tool around a bit with my writing, and practise my journalism skills.

Edited And Updated Version!! Comments, Please????The Taking of Jayde
It'd been too long. Way too long.
Jayde knew this was true when she caught herself seriously considering the far-too-young hot stud at her office. What the hell am I thinking? Jayde mentally smacked herself back to reality. Yes, he was hot--very hot--and young, and virile, and, well...young. Very young. It wasn’t that he was that many years younger then her--only eight years her junior--but he was a lifetime younger when it came to living.
She was 34 years old, divorced and a single mother of two. He was a 26-year-old stud. Her life was work and kids, making sure the furnace didn't go out, and wondering if her ex-husband was going to pay his child support this month. His life was working and playing. A lot of playing. According to office rumor he'd romanced nearly every young cutie in the place. Her weekends were kids' sporting events and scout outings. His were clubbing and more clubbing.
"And getting laid, no doubt," she sighed to herself, "

Edit My Healthi miss worded something important. P.O.T.S. is an aoutnomic system problem. its a problem eith things we don't have to think about doing. like breathing regulating our heart rate so on. I beleive i said auotoimmune that was wrong i dont have any immune prblems and sorry for th error everyone. i wrote the blog feeling a little to good on my meds and the words did not come out wrong. thanx for reading

Editing The About MeI'm not sure if this is just the new QT vulnerability showing up, or if this is itself a new attempt to fix security--
but when I attempted to change my About Me area right now, I had to enter my password before I could go ahead. No dice for the moment--
I do think I am going to be very careful where and when I enter my password (though there's no sign of phishing, etc. - the URL is normal, of course... -- please follow that link if you don't know about Phishing and don't want to lose your password by the way, I almost did on MySpace, maybe a half-year past?; I was warned a day in advance, I joke not.)

Edit To Last BlogI mentioned seeing the rest of the Spain shows and going to the Italy shows in my last blog I believe for the Europe concerts. I forgot to mention that, in between the Spain and Italy shows, we saw them in Zurich, Switzerland. Yes, I get around! AWESOME!!

Editor Has FinishedThe editor has finished reviewing my story for literotica and he made some improvements and gave me some tips on writing too.
I will be submitting the story to literotica probably tomorrow sometime after I receive a reply from the editor to a new message to him.
I have also submitted another story for him to review and edit. He will be getting on that one right away.
I began to read some stories in literotica last night for the first time and I do believe that my story called FIRST CLASS will do very well there.
I will keep you all posted on the progress of things.

Edited.Edited for public consumption. I wish I was just one me all the time. Being five people is exhausting.
Time for an adventure.

Edit Edit....I was wayyyyy past buzzed last night, I dont know what I was thinking, shit I dont even member moving from my computer chair to my bed, but I woke up nakkid in bed, so I got there somehow.. I think I should have stopped at the 3rd Long Island, but Al says I had 2 if not 3 BV and coke.. haha ooooooops! Hell it was fun tho, he also said one of the dealers made a comment that I seemed to be having more fun then the players.. well DUH I wasnt loosing money like all them! HAHA but yeah it was fun, I can't believe how fast they move their hands.. Wonder if they can move their hands like that.. nevermind... haha..
Im so sore and tired tonight though, got what.. like 3 hours of sleep this morning, then went and helped Al with the job again till about a half hour ago.. my feet are killing me and my lower back.. Joey wanna rub me down? Oh wait, he wont read this.. cause he's a booooger head! I hope we get done with that job tomorrow night tho. Well Im going to bed, im so worn out...wait, I m

Editor, Am Statesman: What Does Ethnicity Have To Do With The Domestic Dispute?Please feel free to take a look at my latest MyFoxAustin blog posting, Editor, Am Statesman: What does ethnicity have to do with the domestic dispute?, and let me know what you think.
It just irks me sometimes to no end when I read an article and they seem to write it at a slant with a seemingly intent to make an issue out of something that shouldn't be made at all.
Ugghgghghgghhhhh....
Kat

Editing Note...That was all from April of last year. Sure is a lot, huh? :-)

Edith WhartonIt was part of her discernment to be aware that life is the only real counselor, that wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissues.
from Sanctuary, (1903) part II, ch. IV
(often rendered by me in a partial paraphrase but this is the original... with thanks to friend Amoux- over on another site- for mentioning this quote in the first place.)

Editor's Choice AwardAmazingly enough I have been writing poetry since I was 15 years old. And today I received an Editor's Choice Award For outstanding Achievement in Poetry.
Which really means a lot to me.
I guess not giving up does help you to accomplish things you never thought you'd have an option for in the future.

Editing... New Ksex Studio... Etc...So guess who is going all the video/audio editing for right KSEX now?
Its a new adventure everyday I tell ya. I've always liked to design and create but never thought about doing any sort of editing. With the recent move to the new studio in Chatsworth and departures from KSEX, Soxxx and I have had to step up and take on new roles within the company. I probably average about 12 hours days now. Once I lock and leave the studio about 12:30am, I come home to edit most nights until about 3:30am.
Not having any experience in editing makes things difficult but luckily, Windows Movie Maker is pretty simple to grasp. I'm learning quite a bit and so far most people at KSEX like what I've done. I just need to get my hands on some actual editing software.
I've gotten myspace messages from some of my favorite industry people asking why I don't come out to industry parties or to Porn Star Karaoke anymore. Editing, hosting shows on air and the new KSEX studio are the reasons.
I need a

The 1998 Edition, Part 1Space, the final frontier. Well some say it's the sea, some say it's the centre of the
earth, and some say "Is it dinner time yet?". These are the voyages of the Bastard Operator
from Hell, his 1998 mission - to seek out boldish type people with a penchant for salt
air and the company of sailors, and report them to the Widow's Pension Fund. Why? We
may never know. Certainly the Widow's Pension Fund has no idea, which is what makes it all
that more exciting. Go on, reach for the phone - talk to someone you haven't spoken to
for years - a parent, a sibling, that guy from the video parlour who STILL works there
after 20 years when the only video game they had was that shitty tennis thing with the
bats and balls. Meantime...
The Bastard Operator from Hell 1998 - Series Alpha
An ugly saga of burning ambition and bootleg liquor ‚ welcome to the BOFH's Christmas past...
A new year ‚ how quickly time flies. It seems like only yesterday I was

The 1998 Edition, Part 2Shape up or face budget cuts ‚ what will the BOFH do? Enlist the help of an ice cream and some digging gear...
You can only put off some support for so long, and the directive from on-high is that we've got to go out and press the flesh with the middle management types or we can expect our lack of support to be reflected in this quarter's budget allocation.
I cannot allow my junket budget to be tampered with, especially not after the serious cuts I've had to make in recent months due to unnecessary auditor attention.
The PFY and I go for the divide and conquer method to meet the userbase. I step lively to complainant number one, a cost manager loosely attached to the beancounters.
"I've got some performance problems," he cries forlornly as I roll up. "Yes, I've heard the rumours," I respond, icing up what appears to be a budding relationship between him and his attractive young personal assistant.
"But never mind, it happens to the best of you ‚ what about y

The 1998 Edition, Part 3Translating engineer excuses into non-fiction can be a difficult task ‚ but nothing is too tough for The Bastard Bible...
So I'm putting some finishing touches to The Bastard Bible, or as the PFY and I refer to it, 'Everything your users ever wanted to know about systems and networks management but were too afraid to ask because they didn't want to spend a bank holiday weekend stuck in a chemical toilet.'
The PFY wanders over after logging a hardware fault on an old RAID cabinet that's near the end of its serviceable life. Noticing my disdain, the PFY can't stop himself: "You don't like engineers very much do you?"
"Not particularly. It's such a crap paid job that all the good ones bugger off to private contracting while all the crap - or new - ones get sent out to look after our gear."
"It's not quite that bad," the PFY says, shaking his head. "They get the job done."
"Time will tell." I don't want to raise his hopes as I know that our maintenance contracti

The 1998 Edition, Part 4There's nothing the BOFH and PFY love more than a challenge ‚ except for violence. And the boss's devious plan calls for quite a bit of the latter...
"Hi, this is Sonya, David's PA, and he's got some stuff he wants me to sort out before he gets back."
"David?"
"Your boss."
"Is that his name? He doesn't have a PA."
"He does now. He read how good they are at clarifying..."
I switch off while the benefits of PA-dom are explained in full. I'm a little concerned as this means the boss has been reading management periodicals during his recovery from non-specific stress disorders.
Surprising how some people react to a couple of hundred volts administered to the testicles through the seat of a wheelie chair...
Sadly, the appearance of a PA on the scene has put a rather large spanner in the works of the PFY and I, who were planning to use the boss's absence to steal a foot of his office to lengthen the computer room - a simple job when you have a team

The 1998 Edition, Part 5While the PFY's holding a torch for Carole, someone is putting a torch to the Welsh office. But nothing compares with the Master Plan...
It's early morning when the Boss rips into the office in a foul mood.
"All right, which of you bastards told the consultant in the Welsh office that you can't recover a hot database back-up from a cold tape?"
"I beg your pardon?" I ask in all innocence, knowing full well that my conscience is clear. (In other words, it was the Pimply-faced Youth.)
"Which of you told the Welsh IT consultant he'd have to heat the 8mm tapes up in a toaster before he could recover their billing database from it?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" I cry, furthering my claim of innocence without implicating the PFY in any way.
"Don't give me that crap! You almost set the office on fire last night after you told him to put a ream of printer paper on top and tape the toaster lever down!"
"I did no such thing!" I shout, mentally

The 1998 Edition, Part 6When does saying less mean making more? When the boss suggests adding needless desktop capacity and you're renting out any going spare.
"...which is why I propose that we standardise on full-height disks to effectively make use of all the spare space we have in our desktop machines..."
Something startles me and I wake to find myself in the middle of an IT discussion group meeting - one of the boss's great ideas to bring the minds of the department together.
Sadly, there's no IQ barrier, the entrance criterion being the ability to find your way to the meeting.
I comfort myself with the thought that if we go overtime I'll be able to hear what the cleaning staff have to say, which is bound to bring a bit of sanity to the conversation.
"Ah, I don't think full-height drives is a good option in the new low-profile ca...aagh!" the PFY comments, as he gets cut short by an under-table blow.
It's too late, of course, now that opposition has been raised to an idea

The 1998 Edition, Part 7While the PFY's holding a torch for Carole, someone is putting a torch to the Welsh office. But nothing compares with the Master Plan...
It's early morning when the Boss rips into the office in a foul mood.
"All right, which of you bastards told the consultant in the Welsh office that you can't recover a hot database back-up from a cold tape?"
"I beg your pardon?" I ask in all innocence, knowing full well that my conscience is clear. (In other words, it was the Pimply-faced Youth.)
"Which of you told the Welsh IT consultant he'd have to heat the 8mm tapes up in a toaster before he could recover their billing database from it?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" I cry, furthering my claim of innocence without implicating the PFY in any way.
"Don't give me that crap! You almost set the office on fire last night after you told him to put a ream of printer paper on top and tape the toaster lever down!"
"I did no such thing!" I shout, mentally

The 1998 Edition, Part 8Hypochondria in the office is all the rage. In fact, rage is all the rage. But when a psychiatrist is called in it's only a means to an end...
So I'm destined by fate to have a run-in with the boss. I know it, he knows it, and everything else is just window dressing.
It's his fault. He recently took on a secretary who suffers from XXXX disease, i.e. the inability to do anything she doesn't want to on medical grounds. If it isn't RSI it's some version of the 'flu hitherto unknown to medical science.
Finally I've had a gutful, so I corner the boss to see what he's going to do about it. The assistant head of personnel is there, purely coincidentally of course.
"Well, I'd like to do something about it," he responds, "but the company has fairly strict guidelines on dismissing employees due to medical conditions..."
"So she's here to stay?"
"Unless there's some disciplinary issue that you'd like to raise?" personnel replies.
"Other than she's crap?"

The 1999 Edition, Part 1BOFH '99. Too Quiet.?
It's quiet. Possibly too quiet - The kind of quiet you get when you shove a thick chunk of copper wire in a
circuit breaker, a nail in the phase circuit breaker and a bolt in the floor circuit breaker... then drop a screwdriver
down one of the ventilation holes of the mainframe's power supply.
I make my way carefully through the emergency-lit computer room to my office, my only detour being a
quick circuit breaker replacement tour and a stop at the bin to drop off a badly scarred screwdriver.
I always prefer to start the year off with a bang - or, to be more precise, a series of loud hums, a crackle or
two, and a muffled BOOM from the sub-basement.
After all, it's just good manners to let the great unwashed know just who's still at the helm of this operation.
The PFY, meantime, is on holiday, exercising his Christmas bonus to its maximum potential. After all, it's only a matter
of time before the Boss realises t

The 1999 Edition, Part 2Faced with a bit of kit that the hosts of Antiques Roadshow would get orgasmic over, the Bastard finds a rubber mallet can achieve
things an engineer's screwdriver can't...
It seems I'm in the turd and there's no simple way out. Foolishly, I tried to fix an ancient but crucial piece of kit - so old it had a grandmotherboard - which had thrown up several errors a day for weeks. Admittedly, they were just 'warning' messages and the machine was still working OK...
But that's all fixed now...And, as luck would have it, the unit is cram-packed with old, chunky proprietory hardware clinging to the last vestiges of life by virtue of a shielding layer of dust and fluff that's built up over the ages...But not anymore...
The boss is, of course, the soul of understanding, appreciating the mundane hassle of deleting swags of unnecessary warning email, while applauding the aggressive manner in which I track down and solve outstanding problems.
"If it wasn't really brok

The 1999 Edition, Part 3BOFH '99. Banana Dictator?!?
It's a Tuesday morning and a new boss has started (the old having taken 'early retirement'). The office periscopes
are up to see what the new one is going to be like. I bide my time, knowing that he's bound to show his face sooner or later.
There are a few potential types that seem likely - the 'hide-in-the-office-and-annoy-nobody' type, the
'tell-me-what-you-REALLY, HONESTLY think' huggy-feely type and, worst of all, the Banana Democracy Dictator type.
Hide-in-the-office appears to be on the cards as he hasn't shown his face to the troops yet...
A large box arrives in the office with my name on it.
I'm not expecting anything - except perhaps the small cheque from the management placement agency that I get
whenever they supply us a new boss (about three times a year).
A quick recce of the box and its packing slip shows that it's about a company's-worth of client software for a database
we don't have.

The 1999 Edition, Part 4BOFH '99. Who's tucking who?
So I'm peering inside a PC at the PFY's request - apparently he's seen something he doesn't like. And if he doesn't like it, it must be in bad shape...
I proceed to check off everything in the diagnostic list. "Hard drive, check; P-II 300, check; 128 Meg Memory, check; 512K L2 Cache, che..."
I pause. What would appear, at first glance, to be an L2 cache module is, in fact, a plastic replica of the real thing. I test this
observation by removing it from the running machine. I reboot, and get the same diagnostic report.
"We've been ripped off!" I gasp to the PFY, after noticing the company's inventory sticker on the side of the machine.
"Who'd you get these from?"
"I...," the PFY responds, "...didn't get them from anywhere."
"Well, I didn't order them, we're the only people cleared to purchase computing equip...THE BEANCOUNTERS!"
"You guessed it," the PFY commented. "They ordered the kit themse

EditorialDEAR ICP FANS........
OK I AM A LITTLE TIRED OF YEARS AND YEARS OF YOUR BEHAVIORS...... ICP IS THE BEST EVERYTHING SUCKS AND EVERYONE WHO DON'T LIKE EM IS YOUR ENEMY.. WELL GUESS WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD RAN AROUND A ICP FAN THINKING THEY WERE GONNA GO TO SHANGRILA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK??? THIS WORLD WOULD SUCK ASS. DO U NOTICE YOUR BEHAVIOR IS CULT LIKE?? YOUR BEHAVIOR PUSHES YOU AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER... I REALLY QUESTION IF THESE ARTIST IN ICP EVEN CARE.. BUT AT LEAST IT MAKES THEM RICH.. HA.... OH AND YOUR ARGUEMENTS LIKE ICP IS UNDERGROUND . WRONG HAHA THEY PLAYED AT WOODSTOCK FOR CHRIST SAKE. GET SOME HELP OF COURSE YOU DO NOTICE THAT THIS ARTICLE IS CALLED EDITORIAL SO THIS IS MY OPINION .. I'VE HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO WERE SO CALLED "JUGGALOZ" AND I HAVE TO SAY THEY WERE NOT FRIENDS FOR LONG. LMMFAO ICP IS BY FAR NOT THE BEST RAP GROUP EVER AND YA'LL CAN'T EVEN ADMIT THAT AND ICP..... I SEE PEE HAHAHA AND FAYGO CHANGE A LETTER OR TWO IT SA

~edith Piaf~(pçäf´) , 1915—63, French cabaret singer, born as Edith Giovanna Gassion. She began to sing at 15 in cafés and in the streets of Paris and was soon engaged to sing in a cabaret. Fame quickly followed her appearances in nightclubs all over Europe and America. Piaf appeared in several movies, starring in Le Bel Indifférent (1940), originally a play written for her by Jean Cocteau. Her highly emotional and powerful voice was enormously expressive. Her performance of the song Milord was especially cherished by international audiences.
See her memoirs, Au bal de la chance (1958, tr. 1965); biography by her half sister Simone Berteaut (1972).

Edited For Flow, Ya Know, A Word More Or Less ... It`s A`ight I Guesssubject: random sunrise thinking
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Well it`s time for a new one of these…
Blogs that is..
I should give a lil more info
...ya know
where I`m tryin to go.
I like the night… it just feels a`ight
I wake up… the sun goes down…
Or is it… the other way around
Anyway that`s `bout time I come around.
I`m not just nocturnal ... I`m a bit tropical as well
this snow is killing me…. & it killed my car as well ..
It`s half my fault & I juss` made me make it worse
… it`s not that bad, it`s not like I`m in ..(L0L)..
,,, the back of a hearse!
It`s like sometimes $H!T goes bad…let`s choose when we get cursed
If my ride don`t wanna run… then isn`t runnin` it worse?
Leave it parked there … with the snow on the hood
I`ll still, i`ll still get to work…
so whut if I gotta.. I`ll kick it on hoof
Peeps be lookin at me like I`m some kinda goof
Anyway that`s me, I`m me.. I`m a fool
Ask anyone! I never claim that I`

Edited MemoriesAs we as a society move on in life and create memories we will create memories that we will for one reason or another ....Edit.
There are things in our lifes
we would like to forget
Erase from our minds can't you see
I guess you could call it
Without to much thought
Just some edited memories
Those times there was pain
No particular gain
Sorrow pulled us apart
Tore at our heart
We'd just as soon let them be
Just an edited memory
Grief that unfolded
Like clouds from above
And rained on our lovely parade
We would like to just ditch them
Let somebody switch them
Just edit those bad memories
We can live on without them
Who needs to be hurt in that way
Take away all that stuff
We've had just enough
It's time for our hearts to be free
Let them all disappear
an edited memory

Edit FriendsTonite before i go to bed i'm gonna edit my friends list. So if u r a real friend don't be offended if i deleted u by accident. Simply ask to be friends and i will. I'm tired of ppl thinking they can friend me to see my naughty pics. That's not all of u but quite a few. So please don't be offended.I'll show them to whom i choose when i want to. If i decide to show you doesn't mean i want to see yours.

Editing FriendsTo all of u that r on my friends list....u need to earn ur spot, or u will be deleted. i'm not here 4 popularity. i'm here 2 make friends. the people i've deleted haven't even sent me a drink,rated my pics, left me a profile comment...or even said a simple hello 2 me. i'm not here just to help u level up & if that's why u added me 2 ur friends....then u can delete me 4 all i care. if u want someone who will buy u drinks when u need a buzz....rate ur new pics...& help u when u need it...i'm that person. i've helped many of you out in these ways..and some of u haven't even returned the favor. the way i see it is..."u pat my back, i'll pat urs"...that is my new motto. i'm fine w/ helping people out but i expect the same thing in return...cuz that's what a real friend would do. If u wanna delete me after reading this go ahead...but u'll be losing a good friend. thanx 4 taking the time to read this. :)

Editing Friendsjust wanna let everyone know that if you didn't read my about me then here's alittle more...
let's just make this easier if you excepted or requested me just to get your levels and ratings and not to actually b friends, then please delete me since you got what you wanted... like i said i am here to make friends to actually chat with not to get ratings or levels. friends r more important than levels n ratings.. i hope to be able to talk to you soon.. that's all for now....

Editor's Pick! (on Moli)OMG!!
As you know, I have been creating some profiles on another site called MOLI during the last few days, well today I just discovered that my site has become the EDITOR'S PICK as well....
Whoooo Hoooooo!!!! :D
If you want to check out my site, go to CREATIVE QUEST. You will see several of my photo projects displayed on there....
The site is full of business and individual profiles, as well showcasing many creative talents.
Enjoy....

Edit Of Last BlogThis sorry waste of crap, in my effort to be a point whore this weekend, I rated a bunch of people 1s' boo hoo. This cat instead of comin back and rating me a bunch of 1s like expected, he talked crap about my kids. Now I dont know about you, but when talkin crap there is no reason to bring children into it. I know I have beautiful kids, and he is just probably angry cause his kids probably came out retarded, but there is no excuse to bring family into it. Especially since all I did was rate 1 pic of his a 1. Anybody who wants, feel free to bash the hell outta this asshole. Thanks.
Kencredible

Editing The Friend ListI am done editing my friends list for the night, so if you made it through the first cut, and this showed up in your bar tab....congrats!!! You are at least safe until tomorrow!
I went from 1240 friends to 369 friends....thats a lot of deleting, and it was rather frustrating too....
Not to say I won't add any more, lord knows I don't have everyone I want on there, but if you are in my family list or a TRUE mummer, then you have nothing to worry about at all!
Well, goodnight all....

#1 Edition - Copy Cats Or Don't Be Fooled"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"
~~"Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else's original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820.
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another phrase that comes to mind..."Often Imitated, Never Duplicated".
Or..."Accept no substitutes, trust only the genuine, original".

The Edited Version.......thank You BabyTell Me How Worthy of Love I Am?
Is it my words?
Or
Is it my touch that tells you of worthiness of your love?
Can you see the love within me for you glowing deep within my eyes of sorrow and pain that fears, I will lost you if I don’t speak the words that race about my mind?
Is it the way I walk or breathe upon life that tells you of love that is lurking within me for you?
Tell me how worthy of I am of your love?
Can my heart love tell you what I seem lost too?
Is my soul screaming out of you just to reach out too me, so I may know your love is my strength that will make me finally see I am worthy of loving you.
How much does one have to say or do to find how worthy they are of love?
Is this is your question…..
Than
Let me say this to you, my love.
Love is not worthy of love.
Love is just love with true desire and passion.
Words can mislead someone,
But
When the heart and soul realize you are in love….
Nothing will keep that love for being.
So ask me all you want,

2008 EditionWelcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Copy this entire bulletin and paste into a new one, change all the answers so that they apply to you.
1. What is your occupation? I own...
2. What color are your socks right now? None
3. What are you listening to right now? Sean talking to me.
4. What was the last thing that you ate? Crackers last night.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? Kind of. I could get us home if I needed to.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue, duh.
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Tiff about 2 seconds ago.
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? It wasn't sent to me, it was April's bulletin, and yep I like her very much!
9. How old are you today? 32
10. Favorite drink? Iced tea or iced coffee
11. What is your favorite sport to watch? None really.
12. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yep,

Editing My Life...I've decided to remove anyone that is having a negative impact on my life. My closest friends know where I started. I WILL NOT tell anyone who they can be friends with, but what I will ask is that you respect me enough to know that I probably do not want to hear anything about this person. I don't want to be updated on current affairs as it will probably just end up pissing me off even more. Anyway, I just want things left behind and I just want to move on with my life.

Edited And Borrowed Thoughts On Mccain And The Keating 5Edited and borrowed thoughts on McCain and the Keating 5
*** I found these comments and statements important enough to borrow and share with you all.If you are too young to know about the Keating 5 S & L scandal of the late 80's be sure to look it up.McCain and his buddies damn near brought us to our financial knees back in the 80's .We are already bleeding laying face down on the streets right now with the financial situation we are in today.Folks we are in a recession and heading toward another great depression like there was in the 20's.Don't believe me.... go look into history....funny how it tends to repeat itself.Don't buy the Mcain crap...but please make sure you at least go out and VOTE VOTE VOTE.****
William Black -- a deputy director of the Federal Savings and Loan Insurance Corporation during the "Keating Five" scandal that nearly ended McCain's political career -- says the Arizona Republican's chief errors at the time were underestimating the importance

An Edition To Make The Third Pass At Henrietta And The Bean Tree Episode.Well, this has been added to but it was two other stories tacked in and around. Somehow they all fitted without much trouble and they were never written with that particular exercise in mind. I just write like that. A butterfly, flitting from one thing to another and then creating something positive - or something like that. Huh, how do you think the first book was put together. In seven different stories and some piggling about on each one. A fluke of the lucky sort.
As for this, well, it is in progress but nobody said it was particularly good!
The now enlightened Henrietta had spoken to the great hippo guru who was a kind and gentle creature. He had given her so much information and advised her that she had not lapsed from her creed by having a beauty treatment. Henrietta should have known this as a matter of course. Everyday she had been devout although he had explained that it was not strictly necessary. It was only for those choosing to walk a path of total enlight

Edition 2 02/07/09The Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!!
Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all.
I am Gonna Be Doing a Weekly Pimpout For My Friends, Fans and Family. Also These I Pick Are Not At Any Certain Order
Fan, Rate, Add, Bling Show these Fellow Fubarians Love.
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Edition 3 Happy Valitines Day EveryoneThe Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!!
Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all.
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Ed Kemper"Even when she was dead, she was still bitching at me. I couldn't get her to shut up!"
-Ed Kemper
"I certainly wanted for my mother a nice, quiet easy death like everyone else wants."
-Ed Kemper
"I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma."
-Ed Kemper
"I remember there was actually a sexual thrill . . . you hear that little pop and pull their heads of and hold their heads up by the hair. Whipping their heads off, their body sitting there. That'd get me off."
-Ed Kemper
"If I killed them, you know, they couldn't reject me as a man. It was more or less making a doll out of a human being . . . and carrying out my fantasies with a doll, a living human doll."
-Ed Kemper
"It was an urge. . . . . A strong urge, and the longer I let it go the stronger it got, to where I was taking risks to go out and kill people--risks that normally, according to my little rules of operation, I wouldn't take because they could lead to arrest. "
-Ed Kemper

Ed Mcmahon(CNN) -- Ed McMahon, the longtime pitchman and Johnny Carson sidekick whose "Heeeeeeerre's Johnny!" became a part of the vernacular, has died.
McMahon passed away peacefully shortly after midnight at the Ronald Reagan/UCLA Medical Center, his publicist, Howard Bragman, said Tuesday
McMahon, 86, was hospitalized in February with pneumonia and other medical problems.
He had suffered a number of health problems in recent years, including a neck injury caused by a 2007 fall. In 2002, he sued various insurance companies and contractors over mold in his house and later collected a $7 million settlement.
Though he later hosted a variety of shows -- including "Star Search" and "TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes," McMahon's biggest fame came alongside Carson on "The Tonight Show," which Carson hosted from 1962 to 1992. The two met not long after Carson began hosting the game show "Who Do You Trust?" in 1957
"Johnny didn't look as if he was dying to see me," McMahon, who was hosting a show

Ed Mcmahon DiesEd McMahon Dies
Posted Jun 23rd 2009 8:13AM by TMZ Staff
Ed McMahon has passed away at 86.He died at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in California this morning. McMahon was fighting a multitude of health problems, including cancer.Someone connected with the family told us, "Ed was at peace because he got his business taken care of. He settled his lawsuit with Cedars and with the settlement he was able to take care of his family."He is best known as Johnny Carson's sidekick on "The Tonight Show" and for his infamous catchphrase, "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"McMahon also hosted "Star Search" and "TV Bloopers And Practical Jokes" with Dick Clark.He was a colonel in the United States Marines
and a fighter pilot and served during the late 1940s and 1950s.

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DJ Jeffee has been spinning jump-up jungle Nationwide for over a decade and has become known for his lightning-quick DJ mixing and for the funky drum & bass remixes he has done for artists such as Mystikal, Britney Spears, Rick West and Prophecy. In 1994, Jeffee founded "Junglized", the first Internationally distributed US Drum & Bass magazine and more recently, Jeffee's own jungle tracks have appeared on labels such as Moonshine, Flight Recordings, and on DJ X's Xquizit Re

Edmund Burke"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -- Edmund Burke

Edmund Burke“There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men.” -- Edmund Burke

Edmund Burke"The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse." -- Edmund Burke

Edmund Burke"The people never give up their liberty but under some delusion." -- Edmund Burke, 1784

Edmund Burke"It is not enough in a situation of trust in the commonwealth, that a man means well to his country; it is not enough that in his single person he never did an evil act, but always voted according to his conscience, and even harangued against every design which he apprehended to be prejudicial to the interests of his country. This innoxious and ineffectual character, that seems formed upon a plan of apology and disculpation, falls miserably short of the mark of public duty. That duty demands and requires that what is right should not only be made known, but made prevalent; that what is evil should not only be detected, but defeated. When the public man omits to put himself in a situation of doing his duty with effect it is an omission that frustrates the purposes of his trust almost as much as if he had formally betrayed it. It is surely no very rational account of a man's life, that he has always acted right but has taken special care to act in such a manner that his endeavours could

Edna JHello everyone. I am amazed with the response so quickly. My name is Edna J and I'm very new to the community. Please allow me some time to get familiar with it. To see more Edna J, check out my myspace @ myspace.com/eriqmom1. Smoochez

Ed Reserve With The "designated To Return" Tag.OWINGS MILLS, Md. - The Baltimore Ravens havent completely abandoned hope of having Ray Lewis back in uniform this season. Lewis tore his right triceps in Sundays game against Dallas and was scheduled to undergo surgery on Wednesday. Although coach John Harbaugh said Monday that the 37-year-old linebacker is out for the year, the Ravens placed Lewis on injured reserve with the "designated to return" tag. Wednesdays move makes Lewis eligible to return in six weeks. He does not count against the 53-man roster. "We have no idea whether that time frame has anything to do with the injury, but theres an opportunity and were going to keep the door open," Harbaugh said. "Well just see where that goes moving forward." The loss of Lewis coincides with the return of linebacker Terrell Suggs, the 2011 NFL defensive player of the year. Suggs practiced Wednesday for the first time this season after missing months with a torn right Achilles tendon. Suggs is still favouring his right leg, so the Raven

Ed RulesED Rules and Etiquette
Do not come to the ED with a problem you have had for more than one week.
If your doctor is in his office you should be too.
Don't send your children to the ED with a third cousin of your mother's ex-husband, then leave town to go shopping.
If you got your would-be patient into the family car to get to the hospital, then you can get that would-be patient out of the car and in the door.
Don't ask, "How long is this going to take?" until you have waited at least one hour.
Don't look behind curtains at other patients. Even if it is someone you know, you might not recognize the most prominently displayed body part.
When the nurse is listening to your lungs anteriorly and asks you to take a deep breath, don't blow it out into her face.
Don't add penicillin to your list of allergies immediately after the nurse gives you a shot of Bicillin LA.
If you must vomit, aim away from the bed rails the nurse just finished cleaning.
Don't make the nurse look

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Ed To An Eight-year, $46 Million Contract With The DevNEWARK, N.J. -- After losing Zach Parise to free agency, the New Jersey Devils didnt make the same mistake with centre Travis Zajac. Zajac was signed to an eight-year, $46 million contract with the Devils on Wednesday, ending any chance that New Jersey would lose its No. 1 centre after this season. Devils president and general manager Lou Lamoriello announced the deal shortly after Zajac scored a power-play goal off a great pass from Ilya Kovalchuk in a scrimmage against Albany of the AHL. "I want to be here," Zajac said. "I believe in this organization. I think it is a first-class organization. Its the environment I want to surround myself on and off the ice, and my family loves New Jersey. We like the people here. We like living here. With all that and the players and coaching staff, I think we have a great chance here to always be successful." Zajac is going to have money, too. He will make $3.5 million this season, $5 million the next and $6.5 million in the four-year s

Education RevolutionSo I'm feeling a bit controversial. Here is my proposal for the future of education. Let's implement a radical regiment of computer integration into the public school system. Kids spend as much as eight hours watching television or playing video games these days. Society is becoming increasingly sterile to basic intimate communication, oral conversations, face-to-face interaction, etc. Why shouldn't we sacrifice social development altogether and utilize the teaching power of computer programs. Developments in technology could design scripted interractive programs that aid in learning and are far more effective tools than the dinosaur age human teacher method. Students would be enthralled by the computer screen as many already are only they'd be learning. The programs could introduce new material in a variety of ways that address the different learning styles, visual, aural, kinetic. I'm imagining more than just a computer station, but a fully functional manipulative equipped cubicle pr

Education Of Native American"Oh God! Like the Thunderbird of old I shall rise again out of the sea; I
shall grab the instruments of the white man's success- his education, his
skills, and with these new tools I shall build my race into the proudest
segment of your society."
One thing the Indian people do well is adapt. This is why we survive. We
must learn to keep our culture, but also to learn the good things that other
races have to offer. Education is the future weapon of Native people. We
must learn the legal system, health, science and engineering. Indian people
have great contributions to make to the world. We need to educate ourselves
so we can better protect the land and our children. Otherwise, we will lose
the things and the land that we have.
Great Spirit, make me teachable today.
It is too bad Tecumseh never knew what a Chamelion was. But in reality he
felt the connection from the Great Spirit. The vision of a Nation one day
being of all people and considered the Rainbow Natio

Education? Not Really... Wtf!?My son attends an elementary school in Las Vegas, NV while I live in Oklahoma. The school teaches that mediocrity is ok! They are telling these impressionable kids they don’t need to be the best at anything to succeed in life. I feel they are giving up on my son before he even has a chance to excel at anything. My son is very smart and analytical about everything; when he asks why I can see the knowledge flowing and being actively processed when I answer and look in his eyes.
I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said, “I want to work at McDonalds.” I was flabbergasted and instantly enraged. When I asked him why, he said his teacher said it was a worthwhile career goal; a “CAREER GOAL!” I then asked him why he didn’t want to be an architect, lawyer, doctor, astronaut, or engineer. He told me he didn’t know he could do that. Christ, where do these so called teachers get off!? They don’t make the sky the limit, just the deep fryer.
Even when I was in sch

Educated GuessWe've all heard it before, all of it, only a dozen times. The apology that seeps through your skin like acid, on a rainy day, full of salt. The lies that could be no more transparent if they were ghosts, in a house of catholics, drinking Sex on the Beach. The hands that reached through our chests, night after night, in hopes of ripping out, our pride. The dicks that crushed our hearts, right between their thighs. The mothers, and the fathers, that didn't take time to get to know one another, before they hated each of us. The mouths that stripped us of dignity and taught us instead, to cuss.
We've all been there, felt the same, wished it away, a million times. The tears that crept up on us like a madman, who hit the wrong mark. The skin that couldn't resemble misery more closely if it went through a paper shredder, one layer at a time. The mind that raced so quickly through our bodies, day in, and out, in hopes of ridding us, of ourselves. The realizations that crushed our truths, righ

Educational StrategiesAbstract:
Purpose: Relatively little is known about how medical genetics is being taught in the undergraduate medical curriculum and whether educators concur regarding topical priority. This study sought to document the current state of medical genetics education in U.S. and Canadian accredited medical schools.
Method:
In August 2004, surveys were sent from the Indiana University School of Medicine to 149 U.S. and Canadian medical genetics course directors or curricular deans. Returned surveys were collected through June 2005. Participants were asked about material covered, number of contact hours, year in which the course was offered, and what department sponsored the course. Data were collated according to instructional method and course content.
Results:
The response rate was 75.2%. Most respondents (77%) taught medical genetics in the first year of medical school; only half (47%) reported that medical genetics was incorporated into the third and fourth years. About two t

Educated IdiotsJust because someone goes to college, doesn't mean that they are smart. People that goto college and learn the books, but never learn to think outside the box are just plain dumb. They think that just because the book said that it would be this way, this is the only way it is. People need to wise up and realize that common sense (which isn't very common) can tell you more, and show you more than a narrow minded book that only has one thing to say.

Education Awareness....Pit Bull Cruelty In recent years, pit bulls have gained more than just a foothold in the public awareness. Unscrupulous breeding and negative media attention have resulted in many apartment complexes, neighborhoods and even counties imposing bans on the breed, citing them as "inherently dangerous" to the public.
But did you know that pit bulls, despite the fact that they were originally bred to fight with each other, were also bred to be trustworthy and friendly to people? These dogs actually earned the nickname "nursemaid's dog," because they were so reliable with young children.
Today, however, the breed often attracts the worst kind of dog owners--those who are only interested in them for fighting or protection. It's a shame what has happened to this loyal and affectionate breed-but as the pit bull population has increased so rapidly, shelters are now struggling to deal with an overflow of image-plagued, hard-to-place dogs. And despite its illegality, people are still training

Education1. Only 17% of eligible students are getting tutoring. WHY?
a. Parents don’t know about programs.
b. Parents turned off by lack of tutoring quality.
c. less than half of states monitor programs
d. Tutoring not available in toughest neighborhoods.
2. < 1% of eligible students are transferring out. This suggests an interesting opportunity (potentially) if Spellings is right that the problem is lack of parental knowledge.
April 6, 2006
Few Students Seek Free Tutoring or Transfers From Failing Schools
By SUSAN SAULNY
Only a small fraction of public school students who were eligible last year for free tutoring or for transfers out of failing schools under federal law received those options, the Department of Education reported yesterday. Education Secretary Margaret Spellings threatened to withhold federal money from states that did not make students aware of their choices.
The department, in a wide-ranging asse

EducationEducatio est omnium efficacissima forma rebellionis. (latin)
Education is the most effective form of rebellion. (english)

EducationYour Knowledge,& your education. And this is coming to you straight from me,a High School drop out! I came to this conclusion today. That is the *one thing* that is permanently invested in your mind,assuming you wanted an education. Now yes I am a HS dropout,but following me actually finishing my Homeschool education Which I have a few weeks ago. I will attend college in the classes that will advance me into a *Better Business Woman*,and will aid in my life's success. Over a period of time people decide what they want to do with the rest of their days on this earth. Some are happy with being the teachers that helped educate me and mold me into who I am today. Other people will be plumbers,and doctor's,& waitresses b/c that is simply & literally what they want to do. Everyone ultimately chooses what they are gonna do for the rest of their lives. Some people make the more reasonable choice,or the easier choice,more logical. But I've decided that *me* personally I choose,my happiness,I ch

Education......In today's world, people have begun to confuse education with learning, and there is a difference.
Education is what the system teaches you based on what it wants you to know.
Learning is what is done when you go out and seek knowledge yourself.
Yes, it sounds paranoid, but when you consider the fact that in the case of history, the victors write the history. Consider American History for example, when the Native Americans won a battle it was called a massacre, when the US Army won, it was called a victory.
Lately, the whole westward expansion and Indian wars part of American History is barely touched in high school.
Dont Educate yourself, but learn for yourself the truth. Unfortunately, if the government keeps going the way it is, the truth will become forever lost.

Educated And IntelligentThere is such a huge difference between being educated and being intelligent.
Being educated is a great thing ....but it is different than being truly intelligent.
Being educated means that you have been taught and learned things from books.
And teachers with great minds.
However the way I see it is.
Just because you can quote Edgar Allen Poe does not make you this great writer .
Now it makes you someone who know the works of a great writer.
Just because you know all about Albert Einstein does not make you the genius that he was.
As I said being educated is a great thing.
However to me it is not quite as great as being truly intelligent .
See with true intelligence you do not have to quote all those great minds.
Because if your truly intelligent you will have you own opinion.
The reason I bring this up is.
I see a lot of people who try to degrade others who may not be as educated as them.
So they will quote some stuff they learned out of books and t

EducationKwajalein schools are highly academic, with strong emphasis on basic skills at the secondary school. School is in session for 180 days a year from mid-August to early June.
George Seitz Elementary School serves children from kindergarten through the sixth grade. Kwajalein Junior/Senior High School serves students from Grades 7 through 12. Both schools are fully accredited by the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools.
Photo of ClassroomTextbooks and most instructional supplies are furnished by the schools. Foreign language instruction and algebra begin in the seventh grade. Counseling service is available at both schools.
Students have the opportunity to become involved in a comprehensive community athletic program, as well as a school intramural program. A full program of music instruction, both choral and instrumental, is also offered. Students generally furnish their own musical instruments, although some are available through the schools. Private music l

EducationSCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack 's shotgun, goes t o his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack .
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario : John ny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. John ny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests John ny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though John ny started it.
Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students .
1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Sc

EducationalI see a much greater problem! Society's "NORM" does NOT exist! Never did! Normal = Average, Average = a calculation invented long ago. Normal is a calculation that no individual person is. Some may come close to it, but there is no one that is the actual normal/average of anything!
Society fears what it does not understand, there for those that live to the extreme of life do not understand those that live the conformed life.
Fear manifests into hate! Those that fear something they do not understand either try to understand it or hate it.
Which are you?

Education Via Men's MagazinesI'm not kidding, Esquire, GQ and Maxim are very educational. Just this morning I was reintroduced to the word 'umlaut' courtesy of Esquire.
Now will I be using umlaut in everyday conversation? Probably not even in special conversation but, I learned something and that's what counts, right?
Oh and it had a hilarious section on sex, too.
What do you want from me? It's Monday morning.

Educate Yourself Against Ovarian Cancer Ca-125THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME (TESS) AND I DO NOT HAVE OVARIAN CANCER, NOR EVER HAVE.. TG!
(Even In The Absence Of Ovaries)
An Eye-Opener On Ovarian Cancer
THIS IS A MUST TO READ TO THE END
I hope you "ALL" take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can.
Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Copy/Paste it to your emails and send it to every woman you know, it may make a difference for 1 mother, daughter sister or friend~
Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was treated for everything under the sun until it was too late. This blood test finally identified her illness but alas, too late. She wrote a book to heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her widower.
Kathy's Story: this is the story of Kathy West
As all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal Cancer. This cancer has only recently been identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is essentially Ovarian Cancer.
Both types

Educational CuriosityI'm a bit confused about our current educational system.
School starts between 8 and 9 am. Most work in the "real world" starts at the same time. Yet school ends anywhere between 1pm and 3pm. Depends on what level of school your in and your classes. Some kids have work study so they get to leave school early to go to work. Why do the kids get out of school so early?
In the "real world" you work 8 hours not including your lunch break. So why don't they get us into that habit in our schooling years? Children end up home alone while their parents are still at work for a few more hours before they get home from work. Its opening children up to get themselves in all kinds of trouble that they most likely wouldn't get into if their parents were able to be home at the same time. Why can't kids go to school from 8 to 4:30 as if its a normal work day? At least that way the children will be getting home around the same time as their parents.
Public schools allow you to wear pretty much

Education Is!Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.

Education"Educatio est omnium efficacissima forma rebellionis" which is scripted in Latin. The English translation means "Education is the most effective form of rebellion". The moral of Thorin's quote is that much more can be accomplished with a book rather than a bat. The system itself cannot be beaten by simply dropping out and having a middle finger attitude. To truly make a difference, you need not only angst, but also a firm foundation on what makes the system what it is. Past revolutionaries (Che, King Jr, Gandhi....) all knew how to use the system to their advantage and bring about change. Society loves stupid people because they are so easy to control. To truly make a difference organize with the tools that truly bring about change: Education and Unity. The sheep (people in general) are force fed crap everyday via the media. Unfortunately, they take it all in with their mouths open wide. The uneducated cannot tell the difference between truth and lie, instead they tend to believe every

Educate Yourself.
"Interstella 5555"
AKA: Daft Punk: Discovery.
This is the ENTIRE 'movie'. The days of "Rock Operas" aren't dead, just hidden. Before you paise Will.i.am, or Kanye West, give credit where it's due. Discovery is the second studio album by the French house duo Daft Punk, released on March 13, 2001. It marks a shift in the sound from Chicago house, which they were previously known for, todisco and synthpop styles. The album also provided itself as a soundtrack to the anime filmInterstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem, which was a collaboration between the creators of the album, Leiji Matsumoto, and Toei Animation. All of the music videos for the tracks on the album are segments of the film
Now dance, bitches.

Education And Employment Opportunities In GeologyEducation and Employment Opportunities in Geology
Geology (Geo means earth and logos means science) is the science of study of earth. It is an interdisciplinary science related to physics, chemistry, biology and mathematics. There are many branches of geology such as physical geology-study of work of natural processes which bring changes upon the earth's surface; petrology-study of different kinds of rocks; mineralogy-study of different kinds of minerals; palaeontology-study of fossils; geomorphology-study of morphology of earth's surface; stratigraphy or historical geology- study of rock in relation to their deposition and age; structural geology-study of structures of rocks; volcanology-study of volcanoes; environmental geology-study of environment in relation to living and non-living, hydrogeology-study of water bearing capacity of rocks; economic geology-study of mineral deposits and fossil fuels; seismology-study of earthquakes; engineering geology- study of applicatio

Educate YourselfI envy those people who have led their sheltered little lives, constantly being shielded and protected by the real world around them. Not having a clue as to what really lies within the shadows and darkness around them. They have this perception that since they haven’t been exposed to it, that it simply doesn’t exist. However, for those of us who have had no choice but to make it in the real world, we tell a different tale as to what the world is truly about.
I don’t have anything against the wealthy or those who live inside the gated communities, although a high majority of these people see the world as in what lies within their walls, and that alone can be scary by itself. Look around at all the well maintained lawns, and you would think you are staring at perfection, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. The fact still remains that regardless of your community, economic status, race, religion or educational background, abuse and violent crime offender

Ed Vs. Evil Spider Of DoomToday, I did battle with the most foul creation to ever be put on the earth. A feriocous, man-eating spider the size of a mini-cooper(the original version, not the new one.)
I was innocently getting ready for work, when I felt something brush my foot. As I was alone you can imagine how startled I was. I looked down and saw the hideous beast about to sink his fangs into me. I kicked with all my might, the hellspawn landed several feet away and stood his ground. His penetrating gaze burning a hole thru me.
Standoff. There we were, just several feet of shag carpet seperated the two mortal enemies. If looks could kill, we would have been shooting lazors at each other. I sprang into action! Quickly dashing to the side I lunged for the nearest hard object....My Sealab 2021 Season 1 DvD case. The 8 legged monstrosity charged, and I smashed the DvD case into his terrible face twice.
I removed the case, assured of my victory, but this was simply round 1. Much to my horror and chag

Edward ElgarThis month (June 2 specifically) has the 150th anniversary of the birth of Sir Edward Elgar. Worth going to http://elgar.org and/or picking up the latest BBC Music Magazine to find out what one might not (or only think one) know(s) about this composer (too often typecast as the representative composer of British Empire. At least hear his cello concerto for a notion of his range...)

Edward Elgar (8-17)dating, since I've probably written about him already this year.
He was born 150 years ago June 2nd, and the composer of the Pomp and Circumstance marches is receiving the full treatment. His cello concerto was played the first night of the London Prom concerts (and Land of Hope and Glory, the choral version of the trio of the first Pomp-and march, always is in the Last Prom concert each year); and a number of his other works are sprinkled throughout the season- with the effect that his range as a composer, the many-sidedness of the portrait- is harder to hide ;) .
I picked up an issue of BBC Music Magazine back in July dedicated to the Elgar anniversary containing a CD of an Elgar 2nd symphony performance conducted by Sir Malcolm Sargent (from a Prom Concert several decades ago - a friend in the UK had attended the event, enjoyed it, recommended the magazine to me in part because the performance was quite good and had not been released in any form between then and now *g*- hav

Edwards Wants Mandatory State-managed Health Care----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Alex Jones
Date: 03 Sep 2007, 11:00
Edwards Wants Mandatory State-Managed Health Care In true 'cradle to grave' big government intrusion style, Democratic hopeful John Edwards has stated that under his presidency every citizen in the U.S. would be forced by law to enroll in a state- managed socialized health care system where regular check ups, including mental screenings, would be mandatory. http://infowars.net/articles/september2007/030907Edwards.htm

Edward 40-handsGame Name: Edward 40-Hands
Category: Endurance
Buzz Level: Deadly
Our Rating: 4.42 out of 5 stars (40 votes)
Directions: In order to play this game all you need is duck tape and 2 40's of beer for each person. You tape one 40 to each of your hands and you can't take them off until both of the 40's are empty.
This means that if you need to go to the bathroom, you either chug the beers or wet yourself. You can't answer your cell phone, or basically do anything until you drink the 2 40's completly. The point of the game is to make people drink alot of beer fast.

Edward Says Goodbye To BellaMy heart stopped beating decades ago, But on this bitter night it shall break.If I could cry, oh how these tears would spill.The brown eyed girl, my love she did take.Dancing from my mouth, words I did not mean.My mind screams "I love you," but it is time to flee.Our hopeless bond could mean the end of her life, The lion & the lamb were not meant to be.Her back pressed to the forest, I continue my goodbye."Of course I'll always love you... In a way,""I've let this go on much too long."Lies burning in my throat & so painful to say.She does not argue as her stomach turns in knots,I shoot her one last glance before I seal the wound.The rain pours upon us, concealing her cries,My silent screams destroy me, beneath the pale new moon.

Edward Everett Hale"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do. What I can do, I should do. And what I should do, by thegrace of God, I will do." -- Edward Everett Hale

Edward Abbey"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." -- Edward Abbey

Edward "umaga" Fatu(CNN) -- Wrestler Edward Fatu, better known as the hulking, tattooed WWE superstar "Umaga," died Friday of a heart attack in a Houston, Texas, hospital, a family friend said.
Born in American Samoa, Fatu, 36, was a member of the famous Anoa'i wrestling family, which includes cousin Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, his two uncles, who wrestled as The Wild Samoans in the 1980s, and brothers, Sam "Tonga Kid" and Solofa Jr. "Rikishi," according to Wrestlers Rescue, a support group for retired professional wrestlers.
The two-time WWE Intercontinental champion, also known as "The Samoan Bulldozer," squared off with the likes of Triple H, John Cena and Ric Flair before the WWE terminated his contract in June for having violated the WWE's Wellness Program and refusing to enter rehab, the WWE said on its site.
The organization offered its condolences to his family in a brief statement on its site.
To friends and family, Fatu was a devoted father who was looking forward to spending more time with

Edward Oswald SrI wish Heaven had a phone so I could hear your voice again. I thought of you today, but that is nothing new. I thought of you yesterday and the days before that too. I think of you in silence, I often speak your name. All I have are memories and a picture in a frame. Your memory is a keepsake from which I’ll never part, God has you in his arms… and I have you in my heart.

Edward SnowdenEdward Snowden Leaves Hong Kong On Flight To Moscow
Zero HedgeJune 23, 2013
Edward Snowden is no longer in Hong Kong. About an hour ago, the Hong Kong Authority released a statement which says that the NSA whistleblower has left Hong Kong today “on his own accord through a lawful and normal channel” which was yet another slap in the face of the US, saying the US provisional arrest warrant “did not fully comply with the legal requirements under Hong Kong law.”
In fact, not only did the HK authority defy the

Edward SnowdenWhy hasn’t the US government snatched Ed Snowden yet?
Jon RappoportInfowars.comJune 27, 2013
Is the NSA a leaking sieve?
Well, Ed Snowden proved it, didn’t he?
He strolled into work with a thumb drive, plugged in, and stole the holy of holies.
This is the vaunted NSA we’re talking about. They can reach out and spy on anybody in the world, but they just didn’t remember to put safeguards in place, in their own offices.
They forgot. For years.
You know, just an oops.
And people nod and shrug when they hear about it.
A D V E R T I S E M E N T
The NSA says, “Now that we’re aware of the problem, we’re going to install new procedures to tighten security.”
Sure.
And then there is this. The NSA can spy on anyone in the world, but they can’t find Ed Snowden now.
So&helli

Edwin Mccain - I'll BeEDWIN McCAIN LYRICS
"I'll Be"
The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful
Stop me and steal my breath.
And emeralds from mountains thrust toward the sky
Never revealing their depth.
Tell me that we belong together,
Dress it up with the trappings of love.
I'll be captivated,
I'll hang from your lips,
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above.
[Chorus:]
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
And rain falls angry on the tin roof
As we lie awake in my bed.
You're my survival, you're my living proof.
My love is alive -- not dead.
Tell me that we belong together.
Dress it up with the trappings of love.
I'll be captivated,
I'll hang from your lips,
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
[Chorus]
And I've dropped out, I've burned up, I've fought my way back from the dead.
I've tuned in, turned on, remembered the things that you said

Edwin Collins-girl Like YouI've never known a girl like you before
Now just like in a song from days of yore
Here you come a knockin', knockin' at my door
And I've never met a girl like you before
You give me just a taste so I want more and more
Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw
Now you've got me crawlin', crawlin' on the floor
And I've never met a girl like you before
You've made me acknowledge the devil in me
I hope to God I'm talkin' metaphorically
Hope that I'm talkin' allegorically
Know that I'm talkin' about the way I feel
And I've never known a girl like you before
Never, never, never, never
Never known a girl like you before
This old town's changed so much
Don't feel like I belong
Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs
And now you've come along
Yes you've come along
And I've never met a girl like you before
Never Met a Girl Like You Befo - Iggy Pop

Ed Zachary Disease> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or
> any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong
> with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
known
> Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your
> crose."
>
> The woman did as she was told.
>
> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
>
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK,
now
> craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>
> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
>
> "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever
see.
> Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
>
> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
> Disease?"
>
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face
> look Ed Zachary like your ass."

Ed Zachary DiseaseA woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well kno wn Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK,take off all
your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not
have sex or dates.
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

Ed Zachary DiseaseA woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose."
The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex
or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

E Easily Been Victorious. Canada Will Now Regroup Before The Next Irb World Series Leg In Dubai On Nov 30-dec 1 And Will Be Full Of Confidence As TheCanada made a statement that they are a force to be reckoned with in 2012/13s Sevens Series after beating Portugal and then taking England to Extra-Time on the Gold Coast on Sunday. Despite being knocked out of the Bowl in the semi-finals, there were countless positives for Geraint John to take from the Gold Coast leg. A dominant performance against Portugal in the last-eight saw the Canucks carry on their impressive late afternoon form of yesterday while they pushed England all the way in a classic semi. Many will feel they could have easily been victorious. Canada will now regroup before the next IRB World Series leg in Dubai on Nov 30-Dec 1 and will be full of confidence as the team goes from strength to strength. Day Two Canada 31-0 Portugal Canada followed up their impressive end to Day One on the Gold Coast with a comprehensive 31-0 win over Portugal in the Bowl quarter-finals on Sunday. Head Coach John will have been delighted with how his charges dominated from start to finish

E.e. CummingsIt takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. -- E.E. Cummings

Ee CummingsI will wade out
till my thighs are steeped in burning flowers
i will take the sun in my mouth
and leap into the ripe air
Alive
with closed eyes
to dash against darkness
in the sleeping curves of my body
shall enter fingers of smooth mastery
with chasteness of sea girls
will i complete the mystery of my flesh
i will rise
After a thousand years
lipping
flowers
And set my teeth in the silver of the moon

E.e. Cummings(For my darling S.B.)
i carry your heart with me
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate (for you are my fate,my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart
i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

Ee CummingsI'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

E.e. Cummings"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love,
a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."

E.e. Cummings - I Carry Your Heart With Mei carry your heart with me (i carry it in
my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
i fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart
i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

Ee Cummings
i carry your heart with me
i carry your heart with me(i carry it inmy heart)i am never without it(anywherei go you go,my dear; and whatever is doneby only me is your doing,my darling)i fearno fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i wantno world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)and it's you are whatever a moon has always meantand whatever a sun will always sing is youhere is the deepest secret nobody knows(here is the root of the root and the bud of the budand the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which growshigher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars aparti carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) ee cummings

E.e. CummingsI'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

E.e. CummingsThe most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

E.e. CummingsMY FATHER MOVED THROUGH DOOMS OF LOVE
my father moved through dooms of love
through sames of am through haves of give,
singing each morning out of each night
my father moved through depths of height
this motionless forgetful where
turned at his glance to shinning here;
that if (so timid air is firm)
under his eyes would stir and squirm
newly as from unburied which
floats the first who, his april touch
drove sleeping selves to swarm their fates
woke dreamers to their ghostly roots
and should some why completely weep
my father's fingers brought her sleep:
vainly no smallest voice might cry
for he could feel the mountains grow.
Lifting the valleys of the sea
my father moved through griefs of joy;
praising a forehead called the moon
singing desire into begin
joy was his song and joy so pure
a heart of star by him could steer
and pure so now and now so yes
the wrists of twilight would rejoice
keen as midsummer's keen beyond
conceiving mind of sun will stand,
so

Eeded To Get Re-invested In InternaLOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers have jumped back into the pool of elite international talent with a resounding splash. The Dodgers signed outfielder Yasiel Puig to a seven-year, $42 million contract on Friday, a record deal for a Cuban defector and a clear indication the team has rediscovered its traditional aggression in pursuing international players. "This signing is really one snapshot of a much bigger vision, a much bigger plan," Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti said. "We needed to get re-invested in international signings, obviously Asia as well, but Latin America at this time. This represents the first of many. Its a long-term plan for us to continue to build the farm system from every place we can." Just a few days after getting a look at the 21-year-old Cuban who hasnt played competitive baseball in about a year, the Dodgers persuaded Puig to choose them from among several major-league suitors. The signing is the latest bold financial move by the teams n

Eee!Holy unbelievable shit monkeys my brother came home! I had a dream last night where I came home from work and my brother was home. and today when i came home from work my brother was home!!!!!!!!!! apparently he came home yesterday while i wasn;t here and when i got in he was in his room and when i left this morning he was sleeping so i never knew. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he's back i'm so happy yay.

Eeeekkkk... Old Man Winter Is On His Way...Old man winter that is...
I have to go out tomorrow and buy the kids REAL winter coats, UGH... Poor Eric has NEVER IN HIS LIFE felt cold like this and it's been almost 2 yrs since Haley has been in it...
I know that to some of you this is mild but hell, this is Texas and I'm from Florida... Just not ready for the cold!!

EeeeeewwwwwwwwwOkay so I wake up and the eyes are crusty....now Im sneezing like every 2 seconds........allergies suck!!!!
Other than that Im great!!!! Christmas is almost here and my oldest will be home soon.....yipppeeeee

***** E-e-e-e-e-enough *****Your lips and tongue swirl over my torso
You watch my nipples rise
Through my hairy chest
Just enough
To see the pleasure you bring
Knowing it will come back to you.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!I'M SORRY ALL BUT THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!!! VIDEO'S LIKE THIS ARE WHAT YOU GET TO SEE WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK AS FUCK OVER AT A BASTARDS HOUSE WITH FAR TO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS!! I'M SO SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE SUFFERING THROUGH THIS, SO ENJOY!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. FULLY CLOTHED AND FUCKING DISGUSTED!!

Eeeeerie Moment!!!Daughter had returned her phone she had to look for a cheaper one. So she was without a phone and I let her use Jerry's old one.
I forgot about the voice message and called her..Jerry's voice...was kinda eerie for a moment. So I called it again..still felt eerie but not as bad.
It was something I did not expect..not sure how to react. Wierd, sad, happy, nothing...
The voice mail said "Billy Bob's mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab 'em"... Jerry's form of humor!!

Eeeewwwww....lmaoThe husband says to his wife "you have three choices. You can come hunting with me. You can let me fuck you in the ass or you can give me a blowjob". The wife, not being interested in hunting and not feeling in the mood to be anal probed, opts for the blowjob. While she is down there doing her best effort she looks up at her husband and says "honey, you dick tastes like shit" to which the husband replies "yeh, the dog didnt want to go hunting either"

EeeekSlow down and let others take center stage. It's a good day for you to play it safe -- big risks are much less likely to pay off, and you need to hedge your bets as much as you can. Someone close needs advice.
This horoscope is completely on the ball today.

Eeeeep 1st Date In 10 Yrs?OK, leaving in 5 minutes for the firts date I have had in 10 years. I am so not even sure I remember how. LOL
*giggles* no sex on first date... right? hahahah
I guess just be my charming bratty self (LMAO)
hmm wish me luck ya'll
will post here when I get back.

Eeeep!Ash thinks she has to move already...
She saw a black person. She is thinking she inadvertently moved to the projects.
UPDATE: She is safe she said. She saw a white person and a chinese.

Eeek A Mouse!I have a mouse who has taken up residence in my bathroom. He managed to scare the hell out of me this morning. I am goin to post a mumm of the fate of this mouse. Here it is:
http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=5772

Eeek!Someone explain to me... just WHY am I listening to Hayseed Dixie???!

Eeek!I just got points for being on-line and my FuBar buzz suddenly dropped to 30%! Somebody please help me!!!!

Eeek! Dont Scare The WifeyA man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my Neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

Eehwhen i sit and think about how life progresses, the on,y thing i could come up with, is that there is no true constant. people come and go, emotions are unstable, society tends to look down upon its inhabitants. nothing is ever as it seems to be and never shall be again.

Eehhh....I was doing so well.
Then tonight I got to thinking. And I ended up bringing myself down.
I started classes Monday. I'm really enjoying school this semester, and I'm only through the first week. But I really like it. All my criminal justice classes are amazing. And next summer I'm going to *hopefully* intern at the county prison. That would be freakin amazing.
One of my closest friends *who I'm probably going to marry someday =P* is coming home from South Korea (army) in like a week and a half. And I'm super excited about that. Because it's been over a year since I've seen him.
But other than that...
I was talking to an ex-boyfriend online tonight, and of course that got me thinking. Not about me and him, or anything like that...just made me sad for some reason. It's been YEARS since we've dated, we've both moved on...I don't understand why I suddenly feel sad.
Idk. I don't understand myself sometimes.
Maybe that's why I'm still single. Because if I don't unders

Ee How Hot You AreWanna know how hot you are???
You're OK-----teddy bear
You're CUTE----red rose
I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift
You're SEXY----dozen roses
Let's Be Friends----kitten
We can party----any liquid refreshment
Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift
Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

Eeki love this song.
i wish it didn't bumm me out.
Calling You... Blue October
Theres something that i cant quite explain
i'm so in love with you
you'll never take that away
and if i said a hundred times before
expect a thousand more
you never take that away
well expect me to be
calling you to see
if you're ok when i'm not around
asking if you love me
i love the way you make it sound
calling you to see
do i try too hard to make you smile
to make a smile
well i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
i thought that the world had lost its sway
(its so hard sometimes)
then i fell in love with you
(then came you)
and you took that away
(its not so difficult, the world is not so difficult)
you take away the old
show me the new
and i feel like i can fly
when i stand next to you
so what if I'm on this phone
a hundred miles from home
i take the

Eek!Not feeling too bad today, doped up on lortabs. LOL I'm looking forward to the pj party next weekend. As long as mother nature co-operates that is. Woot!

Eek!Hey everyone...this guy is a long time friend of mine and he's just 55k from Insider....
eekwoollymammoth@ fubar
Go show him some love. :D
♥

Eeking Out A LivingI worked today, what seemed an ungodly amount of hours for a mere pittance. I knew when I took this job as a server that the pay wasn't going to even come close to what I make in my "real" job as a software applications trainer. That was all fine, considering that I expected some of the difference to be made up in tips. And it's true, I've made some decent money in tips, but it doesn't seem like very much, to be honest.
In fact, whenever you clock out, the system requires you to enter the amount of tips you made in the night. Plus, 2.3% of our total sales for the night are automatically calculated and put into the "shared tips" fund, as it were. That said, when I clock out, the system tells me how much I have to pay into the shared tips fund, and then asks how much I made in tips after paying into shared tips. Without fail, every time I enter the amount, I get a message stating that the amount I entered is less than the estimated threshold amount. That's all I need...the IRS coming

EelsMy life is revolving round this band at the moment - after getting the two cds and the book recently, we now just managed to pick up two of the last half dozen tickets for their show in Cambridge in March! W00t w00t!!

EemotionsLove is not about giving or receiving gifts but about sharing each other's feelings and letting each other know how much you really care. You need to be romantic, creative, and unique. The best way to show someone you really care is by words and how your actions make them feel special. You need to say something coming from the heart and show them from your soul. Love them for who they are and not for who you are.
I thought I had found that special someone in my life. Life was good. the things that we did for easch other and the times we shared together. is what really made me fallin love with this person. I can still recall some of the best moments that we shared together. A long time ago we would call each other and talk for hours about things that really didnt even matter. Conversations that last all night long just so we could here each others voice. There were times that all we would do was ride around town just so we could listen to music. and have a good time. we hung out with

Eenie Miyenee Mo.a gangsta rap by cake:
hey, yo.
you baby bobby poets drink pedialite.
while the other mothas brothas been rappin all night.
whatcho name. where you from . who you come to get wit?
hope you suckas sittin' seats, cause you 'bout ta hear it:
eenie. meenie.
eenie miyenee mo.
go catch that nigga by his.
cone'row.
make him holla like a bitch.
hes about ta get hit.
when we bring it to yo face.
niggas cant deny it.
slurpin. fuckin. rappin. shuckin.
suckin all night.
raptors gonna break loose and
spit this game real tight.

Eep!this place is a madhouse...
ok, give me a month to catch up, and if anyone wants to show this lady around, i'm needing it!
if i don't respond or seem rude, it's because i don't know what the heck i'm doing yet.

Eerie NightThe wind, it whistles
and blows throughout
the eerie evening
to raise a doubt
The chill sets in
as the sun goes down
I feel a presence
though no ones around
In the dark
I see two lights
peering at me
through the lonely night
The howl is distant,
but from afar
I hear it clearly
inside my heart
Soon I feel its breath
upon my neck
this wicked
and evil threat
The pounce was quick
his jaws were fast
it was something
I knew wouldn't last...
Dazed and Confused - 12/13/06

EerieThis is freaky, interesting and scary all in one!
Read down to the very bottom, you don't want to miss this!
VERY INTERESTING -
1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization!
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.
4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.
5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!
6 Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq!
7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.
8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.
9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.
10. Amos cried out in Iraq!
11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.
12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq !
13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!)
14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon, saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq
15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive i

Eerie Coincindence? Maybe.........Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the bottom, or you'll regret it!
UNITED WE STAND!!
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) Septembe

Eerie PoemSomeone sent this to me and Fri June 20th is the 5yr Anniversary of the car accident that killed my Son in Law and my Daughter and her unborn twins and his Little 6yr old Sister survived miraculously
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
'And blood was everywhere,'
'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'
For death was in the air.
'A mother, trapped inside her car,'
Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
'She struggled to get free,'
But mangled met

Eerie EyeballsHALLOWEEN RECIPE
Eerie Eyeballs
Yields approximately 9 dozen bite-sized eyeballs
3 oz (small box) lemon gelatin (can be sugar-free)
1 cup hot water
1/2 cup miniature marshmallows
1 cup pineapple juice
8 oz cream cheese (can be lowfat/Neufchatel)
Dissolve lemon gelatin in 1 cup water in double boiler, add marshmallows and stir to melt. Remove from heat. Add pineapple juice and cream cheese. Beat until well blended. Cool slightly. If you have a truffle candy mold or round ice cube trays, spary them with non-stick cooking spray first, then pour the mixture in the molds and leave to set in the fridge. Otherwise pour into a deep ceramic dish and chill until thickened or firm enough for scooping into eyeballs. Using a melonballer, scoop full balls of the mixture and set aside for decoration. To decorate, use liquid food coloring and an old detail paintbrush and get creative. You will need black food coloring for the pupils. Also, if you are in a hurry, instead of painting th

Eerily TrueHah this is about 90% accurate lol.. a long read.
Sun in AriesAries is the first sign of the zodiac, and Aries natives are the first to start--and the first to finish--whatever they set out to do. Aries is an active, energetic sign. People with Sun in Aries are direct, straightforward, and uncomplicated. They expect the same from others, and are baffled when they don't always get it. The body comes first with Aries. Sun in Aries people are natural athletes. At the very least, their natural inclination is to use their bodies to get things done. They're not given to long, drawn-out emotional moments; nor are they big on planning ahead. Instead, they live their lives simply. What is happening right now is most important to Aries. Impatience is a definite vice, and innovation is a huge strength. Aries loves to start anything new, and they have trouble sitting still. They are pioneers in whatever they do, and there is a very basic quality of bravery in these people that is unmistakable!

Eethan Is Now Almost 10 Mo Oldwell ethan is almost 10 months old on the 29th of this month. my baby is getting so big. he is talking so much now, and he is ready to walk by himslef. he keeps trying and he is almost there. I am so happy for him. I will run when he takes that first step. just looking at him makes me happy, cause i know that i am a proud mommy. I just wish that he wasn't grwing up so fast. I am already trying to plan his first birthday party.

Eeting Someone On Line The Date SceneMeeting someone on line the date scene
What is you r opinion on dating someone younger or older than you? Do you feel comfortable or just feel good that you have a friend. How do you feel you meet Mr. or ms right in another state. Just thinking about the positive side not the negative. Do you ever dream about Mr. or ms right when you go to bed what you like to do with that person, okay leave the sex part? Just dream of going places meeting people or do something excitement in your life, remind you leave the sex part out. DO you respect the male or the female just wanted to be friends first. Just feel them out who they are what their ups and downs.

Eevernever know how much i love you
never know how nuch i care
when you put your arms around me i get a fever
that is so hard to bear you give me fever
when you kiss me fever when you hold me tight
fever in the morning fever all through the night you give me fever
ANGEL EYES

E-fame?Blocked already. Damn.
->****Dj DeA...: lmao Sad, pathetic people. Go back and try and earn your E-Fame. No one will cry when you die from eating too many twinkles because you're a fat miserable bitch. Thank you for being amusing though. You retards show that nature does have a sense of humor.
****Dj DeA...: u need to get a life cunt fuck u
->****Dj DeA...: And next time you attempt to speak to me, try making some fucking sense first, you pathetic shit bag of a human.
->****Dj DeA...: lmao You can always tell who has a life and who doesnt. I leave to go take care of my family, and I come back to some whiney cunt. Get a life or die. You already have one foot half way in the grave.
****Dj DeA...: what mommy didn't let y ou be a baalrinna who s living what dah
****Dj DeA...: i spent 6 years in the club bitch and i could out do u in anything so fuck u u little peice of shit
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Eferring To The Release From The Team AnnouncingDALLAS -- Mavericks guard Delonte West was suspended Thursday for the second time in as many weeks for conduct detrimental to the team, putting his future in Dallas in doubt. The first suspension lasted about a day, but a series of tweets by West soon after the team announced the latest suspension raised questions about whether he would return this time. "Just dont kick me ... on the way out the door," West tweeted. "I didnt do anything to deserve that." The last of several tweets in just a few minutes said, "Im just sittin here across from the arena wit tear in my eyes." West has bipolar disorder and addressed that topic in another tweet, saying "no Im not off my meds." After practice Thursday, coach Rick Carlisle refused to elaborate on West, referring to the release from the team announcing the suspension but disclosing no specifics about his conduct. Donnie Nelson, the teams president of basketball operations, said only that the suspension was effective immediately and no other sta

EffFrom the Internet to the iPod, technologies are transforming our society and empowering us as speakers, citizens, creators, and consumers. When our freedoms in the networked world come under attack, the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) is the first line of defense. EFF broke new ground when it was founded in 1990 — well before the Internet was on most people's radar — and continues to confront cutting-edge issues defending free speech, privacy, innovation, and consumer rights today. From the beginning, EFF has championed the public interest in every critical battle affecting digital rights.
Blending the expertise of lawyers, policy analysts, activists, and technologists, EFF achieves significant victories on behalf of consumers and the general public. EFF fights for freedom primarily in the courts, bringing and defending lawsuits even when that means taking on the US government or large corporations. By mobilizing more than 50,000 concerned citizens through our Action Center, E

Effaceefface\ ih-FAYS \transitive verb; 1. To cause to disappear by rubbing out, striking out, etc.; to erase; to render illegible or indiscernible. 2. To destroy, as a mental impression; to wipe out; to eliminate completely. 3. To make (oneself) inconspicuous.

Eff Birthdays!So... my birthday was Monday. Josh and I got back from my get together back in my hometown on Sun. So, instead of taking him to his house he stayed with me Sunday night, which made me happy cause I could wake up with him next to me Monday morning. Well... I get up Monday and get ready to take Josh to work (45 mins south of me)... we get about 3/4 of the way there... only to hit icy slush and spin off the road and into a ditch by a cornfield. The car is just fine and so are we... BUT it scared the crap out of me. I have NEVER done that before... so we sit there and wait for Josh's co worker to come pull us out (we were facing straight west in the field; we were heading south...) Well, about 10 people stopped to make sure we were ok and ask if we needed help. That is something that NEVER happens back in my hometown. But that ruined my day... but I did have to take the day off work... oh well...
Then on top of that... I came to the conclusion that my "best friend of 16 years" only was a

Effective ImmediatelyI will no longer comment bomb anyone in a contest. Here's why:
I saw a bulletin for a friend who had supported me in a contest asking for help in a contest he was in. I went over to the page and comment bombed on the fact that a girl was saying she really, really liked him. The comments were long and I said, "Hey that girl really, really likes you and I know you are a good man because you used to worship me. I wish you love, life and happiness because you deserve it."
Two days later one of my pics was marked NSFW. I was like WTF? Amazingly, guess who had looked at my pics? The girl that had said she liked him.
When I figure out what's up, I try to send him an e-mail on CT to tell him that. Since she was on his FAMILY list and apparently blocked me, I was blocked from sending him mail too. So, I had to go to another program to send him an e-mail.
This type of behavior is childish and petty. If you are talking to another woman, great. More power to ya. I wis

The Effect Of Age On ExerciseWhen I got into my 40's I was thinking along conventional wisdom (things I'd heard up to that point) and figured I could do some things but to not get very carried away. With that I approached a lot of things with a little reserve.
I had started running a few years earlier and was doing okay for a man my age but in the mean time had moved. In the new location I met guys my same age who were running faster and longer. That removed a barrier and I started doing more to be competitive. There wasn't a big risk as those others were already there but I knew it couldn't go on too much longer.
I kept progressing and was winning a fair amount of hardware at races and had joined my company's track and field team. In fact, I made their national championship team. I wasn't running distances but sprints. It was against guys in my age division but still, I was a contributor on a championship team. I wound up being captain of the team and that continued through my 40's. When I turned 5

Effen SanjayaMaybe it's me, but that Sanjaya's been on Idol wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too long. I'm sure a lotta people feel that way. I admit, I'm not the biggest fan of the show, but my oldest brother loves it. So much so, he's willing to shave his head and go bald AND WEAR HEELS all day Thursday if Sanjaya survives another week. That's a bit crazy, but he says he'll do it. So when Tuesday night rolls around, vote for anyone but Sanjaya. Yeah it may be potentially funny to see my brother bald and in heels, I'm scared of the thought of it honestly. This Tuesday, ANYBODY BUT SANJAYA!

Effective ImmediatelyEffective Immediately I'll be stealing all of your pics. I will be a new random person everyday. The kicker??? I'll get away with it because the FU-STAFF is also FU-CKING LAME!!! I Just admitted to it to. Its documented and still nothing will happen. Who wants to be my first victim?

Effects Of AlcoholThe effects of Alcohol
After 6 beers
After 2 glasses of wine
After 2 bottles of wine - Shared of course
After too many margaritas
After 3 Kamikazes
After 7 rum & cokes
After 1 large purple haze
After 6 cocktails
After 1 bottle of tequila

2 Effective Ways To Bathe A CatFirst Method
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any
purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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Effective Online Dating And Dating TipsThe proliferation of online dating sites makes the process of qualifying potential mates fast and efficient. This can be both a good and a bad thing. As one begins using online dating sites they can quickly find themselves deluged with emails and interested parties. To avoid moving to quickly or becoming overloaded with conversations with people who are not your "match" use a good model for screening and qualifying dates. This will help save you time, money and spare you drawn out long dates with individuals you know are not a fit in the first 5 minutes.
Things You'll Need:
One or more reputable online dating sites
Patience
Charm
Discipline
Good qualification skills
Steps:
Step One:
Don't lie on your profile (tall claims, pictures from 10 lbs ago, etc.) The online dating process works best if you are honest. Pretend you are something you are not and you will soon find yourself juggling a maze lies. Put the real you out there and trust the

EffectsChronic loneliness (as opposed to the normal loneliness everyone feels from time to time), is a serious, life-threatening condition. At least one study has empirically correlated it with an increased risk of cancer, especially for those who hide their loneliness from the outside world.[4] It is associated with increased risk of stroke and cardiovascular disease.[2] People who are socially isolated also report poor sleep quality and thus have diminished restorative processes.[5] Loneliness is also linked with depression, a risk factor for suicide.[6] Émile Durkheim also described loneliness, specifically the inability or unwillingness to live for others (i.e. for friendships or altruistic ideas), as the main reason for what he called 'egoistic' suicide.[7]
Loneliness can play a part in alcoholism, and in children a lack of social connections is directly linked to several forms of antisocial and self-destructive behavior, most notably hostile and delinquent behavior. In both children

Effects Of AlcoholA drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir?'
'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies.
The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out...........
'Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!'