Headline: 'Feel I've been headbanging for ages but I'm good now'
Big picture: overlit woman at wonky angle
Story: young woman stabbed. Headline, it transpires, is taken verbatim from her Facebook update. JOURNALISM.

"Doctor Who showrunner Steven Moffat has revealed that one of the show's four main characters will die in the 'heart-wrenching' first episode of the new series - raising the prospect that the Doctor himself could be killed."

Yeah. He won't, will he? Because then it wouldn't be a series, it'd be a one-off.