^LMAO This is why I enjoy your comments. Within one short post, we have topics of Nationalism, Space programs, flag desecration and 9-11 conspiracy theories. You might even say there's also tie-in with the fake moon landing conspiracy - I mean the easiest way for Scotland to get to the moon is from a studio set.

The best thing is, you probably didn't even try...

Sup Fuckers?

My boss at work is on FMLA under a shroud of secrecy for at least a month. I have been the chosen one to fill in. This better look good on my year end review - and even better on resulting paychecks.

Nah not at all. I've seen a few people in metal shirts but that's as far as it goes. There's no metal scene whatsoever in Elgin, though I imagine there might be in Aberdeen or Inverness, especially the former since it's a student city. For the most part, when bands do UK tours, they only play Glasgow when it comes to Scotland with Edinburgh being added here or there. Thank Christ I'll be at Graspop next week making up for lost gigs!

I might just deliver on that, BG. Only thing is, since the last time I went, they've fucked with the scheduling and stages so there's quite a few bands that I won't be able to see the full sets of, though I'm not missing Primordial, Sigh, Faith No More and Body Count for anything.

Its weird, sort of on Oz's scotland metalheads note, at my old job all the customers were nothing but hoodrats and white girls wearing cornrows, and now at my new job I just started Ive seen two Cannibal Corpse shirts and like 5 Slipknot shirts in 24 hours. The shirts were worn by people, they werent just floating around, I just want to clarify. I feel like im in a foreign country that I belonged in the whole time.

Also, I would kill to see Body Count live. I also realize how amusing that statement is.

HEY!!!! FAN!!!!!!WHERE DO YOU WORK??????? you tube /watch?v=TGvYy1cogzY

sup fvckers. Got a busy week this week, then off to NOLA next week, returning home for another week and then off to "da U.P." (Upper Peninsula Michigan) for 10 more days where my grandmother will celebrate her 105th birthday. My other grandmother passed away this Sunday - she was 89.

Oh, its. Blindgreed. Dont let your dreams be dreams kids, if Blindgreed can summon me, maybe you can one day too.

I just left a job as an Assistant manager at Party City, and Im now a Store-Manager in training at Dollar Tree. they offered me a fun amount of money and I was like "where on this contract do I put my mushroom stamp?"

Now Playing: that new BTBAM album (its boring, idk what I expected, theyve always bored me)

Just bought mine for Brujeria/Cryptopsy/Nervosa/Psycroptic which is happening next Friday in London. Seeing Limp Bizkit at the end of the month too, then coming back to Scotland where I'll be taking the new dog home. Should be a good month!

Got back home from God's country in the U.P. on Monday. I came back to work Tuesday feeling like I was pulling 300lbs of cinderblocks behind me. When I looked back, I discovered it was my ass I was dragging.

Highlights of my vacation:St. Louis ArchSeeing my favorite uncle and cousin.Visiting the grave of my Paternal grandparents.Busting the screen on my phone two days into the vacation17yr wedding anniversary with the Mrs.Driving to Copper Harbor/Brockway Scenic drive/ Quincy Copper mine with my brotherCelebrating my maternal grandmother's 105th birthday.Catching BTBAM, AAL, and The Contortionist in Bloomington, IL on the way back homePutting 4000 miles on my car in 11 daysGood times with family.