Expense Claims

John Greenway also claimed for a 59p box of matches, two boxes of firelighters worth 99p each, four bags of compost, a trellis and plant food for the London property.

reminds me of one of our site engineers who was working in Greece when a new rule was introduced requiring receipts for all expenses claimed. He dutifully submitted his expenses with receipts attached - in Greek of course - and all was fine until some clever clogs in the accounts department decided to have a few translated. He was picking up receipts from the floor of his local chemists and you can imaging the content.