waborat wrote:I just hope this cat's got a great attorney? I want him out on the street every week

I'm just hoping his performance inspires his teammate Nick Fairley, my first round pick. VERY disappointing stuff from him this year. Not even one drug possession arrest. And no Twitter apology after coming out last week and guaranteeing the Lions would win the Super Bowl in '14 after going 4-12 last year.

Titus, Fairley, Suh ... Lions got the best Big Three in all of pro sports. Bengals of 5-6 years ago level talent.

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

I think the scoring on Titus' latest offensive explosion is 90 points. 50 for burglary, 40 for assault (resisting arrest is 20 but he got booked for straight up assaulting the officer - that's difference). Throw in the 20 for the apology and he's Reggie Miller scoring 8 points in 9 seconds to ice the playoff win over the Knicks. Wabo up to 190 points.

I'm going to need Johnny football to murder ARod and apologize for it over twitter to catch that...

Rolando heard of the dominant performance by Titus Young and promptly retired from football at the age of 23, presumably to move back to Decatur and focus all of his energy on his criminal life. Stick with what you're good at and all that shit.

SO don't get too comfy Wags, because I ain't heard no fat lady. And if I did, it's probably because my boy Rolando car jacked her.

Chad Johnson, whose NFL career came to an end when he was cut by the Dolphins following a domestic violence incident, is once again in trouble in connection with the same incident.

A judge has issued a warrant for Johnson’s arrest because he violated his probation by failing to report to his probation officer, a spokesman for the Broward State Attorney’s Office told the South Florida Sun Sentinel.

A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe

Chad Johnson, whose NFL career came to an end when he was cut by the Dolphins following a domestic violence incident, is once again in trouble in connection with the same incident.

A judge has issued a warrant for Johnson’s arrest because he violated his probation by failing to report to his probation officer, a spokesman for the Broward State Attorney’s Office told the South Florida Sun Sentinel.

Yep - that is a miscellaneous 20 point arrest from Mo.

Knew Chad Johnson wasn't washed up yet. Still a lot in his tank.

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

Okay, another 50 for Wabo, plus I think there should be another 20 on the original arrest because the assault on the cop and the resisting arrest were separate charges. This could be over before it even started.

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Originated from a famous skit in Dave Chappelle's "Chappelle's Show". The skit would portray Rick James, usually high on cocaine, preforming doing crazy and stupid things, such as smacking Charlie Murphy in the face. Rick James would frequently explain away his actions by saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug".

Perez officially arrested for possession, another 30 points for Mo, his third scoring player which is impressive in itself. He's playing National League baseball.

As for Titus, 11 arrest counts. 3 burglaries @ 50 each, assault at 40, DUI at 30, and it looks like 6 misdemeanors here and there, plus a 20 point twitter apology in the middle of it all (that was sincere). 360 points total.

Score:wabo 360moscratcher 90swerb 50

Steroid suspensions could make the battle for second heat up. Question - if they hand down the 100 game suspension, the logic is they are going to say it is two offenses. Does that count as one or two here?