Wall Street Guru Ball

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Like having your own personal broker!

What a novel(ty) idea!

Makes a great, wacky gift!

Want to prevent another economic meltdown? You could depend on the so-called "experts" that continually lead us down the path to disaster, but we've got a better option. The Wall Street Guru ball will help you weather any financial storm using the power of chance. In study after study chance outperforms knowledge when it comes to making money on Wall Street. Don't get suckered by another fast talking banker in a suit - learn to depend on the random waves of chaos that truly guide our economic future. Just shake this 3 3/4-inches hard plastic ball and turn it over to receive sound advice like "Think Precious Metals," "Bull Market Ahead," and "Buy Pork Bellies." Twenty different responses. Illustrated window box. Order yours today!