The original Sharknado was ironically entertaining, making for some absolutely ridiculous, intentionally terrible, B-movie fare. The success of the mind-numbing, inconceivable action horror film resulted in Sharknado: The Second One. And now we’re in the midst of a trilogy coming together.

Since the weekend is usually reserved for making decisions that you’ll immediately regret, you couldn’t ask for a better time to watch the first teaser trailer for the unnecessary made-for-TV sequel Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, chock full of cameos from Hollywood’s worst.

What do Sharknado, The Godfather, Lord of the Rings, and Dark Knight all have in common? Well, they’re all movie trilogies. And… that’s about it. But Sharknado is nothing if not delightfully shameless, so the new Sharknado 3 teaser trailer compares itself to those iconic film series al the same.

Ian Ziering and Tara Reid are back as Fin and April, who at this point should probably just resign themselves to staying indoors Sharknadoes seem to follow them wherever they go. Mark Cuban plays the president of the United States, because why not. Feast your eyes on the Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! teaser trailer after the jump. Read More »

Thank climate change for the fact that storms filled with murderous flying sea creatures have become an annual tradition. Syfy has set a July premiere date for the next installment of the harrowing Sharknado saga, titled Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Because of course it is. More details on the Sharknado 3 release after the jump. Read More »