April 2017 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/29/17

ReelRisque

Putting the Cot Before the Hoarse | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Gina Lynn Video, Penny Flame Video]

4/27/17

247AdultStars

Betting on Bentley

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/20/17

For some mysterious reason, this day always reminds us of our old friend Inari Vachs. It’s a mystery. … Sadly we do not get to see Inari nearly enough anymore, but suffice it to say that her pastures have been looking significantly greener in the more liberal Nevada these days, giving dear Ms. Vachs even more room to stand apart from the crowd. Now we’ve pulled up a group of shots from Jamaica — it’s reputation aligning with today purely by accident of course — just to remind everyone how outstanding she happens to be. As we set out to accomplish this task, we noticed that they piled palm branches across areas you were not supposed to enter at the resort, because you could see them in the background of some shots. Naturally we asked our leader about it, to which he responded, “In Jamaica you will always have fronds in whoa places.” … Now you can see why we busy ourselves with Inari and try not to talk to him. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs Video, Katie Gold Video]

4/17/17

At this point if you find yourself still thinking about taxes, you are most likely very tired of thinking about taxes. If you finished your taxes a long time ago, you are most likely tired of hearing about other people still worried about their taxes. And despite of of this, every evening news program will still show long lines of cars at the local post offices tomorrow evening because some people just can’t figure out that this time comes every year, so they could go ahead and learn. … Well, whether you finished worrying long ago or recently, we have a true treat with Kristal Summers to change the topic entirely: We have a NEVER-BEFORE PUBLISHED camshow replay that demonstrates — forgive us — Significant Net Benefit. For the rest of you, yeah, we’ll be here when you’re done. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/14/17

CythereasWetWorld

GUSH About Cytherea | pt 5

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Hannah Harper Video, Lisa Ann Video]

4/8/17

We’re not exactly sure what millennials use as status symbols, perhaps an ability to tell an entire story in 140 characters without using even one actual word. Do you get points for being able to use the most sequential emojis to convey your feelings or the least? More importantly what exactly is the difference between an emoji and an emoticon, and should we care? Should we worry that we even know those words? What happened to the important, meaningful yet simple sentiments in life? “Wow. She must be very important. She has a really nice car!” [STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Nikki Benz Video]

I Have an Action Figure (#22)

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/1/17

We like words around here; you probably noticed. So one benefit of the new Presidential Administration has been the increase in necessary word-pairings in order to try and explain our current situation. We have already learned phrases like “alternative facts” and just recently the local newspaper attributed an “incredulity-defying comment” to the leader of the free world. We kept hoping that maybe he just got confused and thought that every day except April Fools was when you were supposed to stun people with confusion and disbelief. Late in the day, though, we have heard no keen insights laced with reasonable thought and solid foundation coming out of the White House. Sadly, we have our own, “We Wish This Were April Fools” views today. But ours are much more interesting and generally a lot prettier, so there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann]

2001

Now the Members’ side goes on for another few years, but the indexing system becomes rather different when you reach clear back into those dark risqué ages. Honestly, a lot of things have changed over time, so some of the “old presentations” may hiccup a bit on modern devices. Still, it seemed such a shame to throw away even potentially observable beautiful naked women. Right? … Gee. If we’d have known we were going to live this long, we’d have taken better care of ourselves from the beginning.