'''Commander Fist Fight:''' Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So thank you for bringing our attention to that, millions of people could've gotten really sick over the next few years. Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring. And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we've found it's also a great source of Vitamin C.\\

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'''Commander Fist Fight:''' Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So thank you for bringing our attention to that, millions of people could've gotten really sick over the next few years. Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring. And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we've found it's it also is a great source of Vitamin C.\\

'''Commander Fist Fight:''' Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So thank you for bringing our attention to that, millions of people could've gotten really sick over the next few years. Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring. And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we've also found it's also a great source of Vitamin C.\\

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'''Commander Fist Fight:''' Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So thank you for bringing our attention to that, millions of people could've gotten really sick over the next few years. Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring. And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we've also found it's also a great source of Vitamin C.\\

->'''Villain:''' The city is doomed, Commander Fist Fight. I've poisoned the water supply!\\'''Commander Fist Fight:''' Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So thank you for bringing our attention to that, millions of people could've gotten really sick over the next few years. Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring. And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we've also found it's also a great source of Vitamin C.\\'''Villain:''' Okay, whatever. Take this!\\(The villain shoots Commander Fist Fight)\\'''Commander Fist Fight:''' ..You fixed my shoulder!\\'''Villain:''' GOD DAMN IT!-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPUgjy-Pn-4 a villain who unintentionally always does helpful things]]

->''Close the blast doors!''\\(Han and Chewie barely get through, causing the attempt to trap them to backfire.)\\''[[OhCrap Open the blast doors]], '''open the blast doors'''!''-->-- '''A random Stormtrooper''', ''Film/ANewHope''

'''Connor [=MacLeod=]''': After all this time I was ready to kick back, grow old and die. Then you send those punks down here. You changed everything. And now Iím back to square one - immortal, again! So Katana, letís see who goes back to Zeist after all.

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'''Connor [=MacLeod=]''': After all this time time, I was ready to kick back, grow old old, and die. Then you send those punks down here. You changed everything. And now Iím back to square one - -- immortal, again! So Katana, letís see who goes back to Zeist after all.

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