Learn to love me Assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a list of crime My only weakness is...well, never mind, never mind

Oh, shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Hand it over Hand it over Hand it over

Learn to love me And assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow, and always My only weakness is a listed crime But last night the plans of a future war Was all I saw on Channel Four

Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Hand it over Hand it over Hand it over

A heartless hand on my shoulder A push - and it's over Alabaster crashes down (Six months is a long time) Tried living in the real world Instead of a shell But before I began... I was bored before I even began

Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Take over