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There were 3 men walking through the jungle, all of a sudden they were captured by cannibals. The cannibals tell the 3 men to go pick 10 of any fruit.

The first guy comes back with 10 apples, and the cannibals say, "You must shove all 10 of these up your ass without showing any emotion"(laughing, crying ect.) and we won't eat you. He get gets 8 up there and starts crying in pain, so they eat him.

Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries. He gets 7 then 8 and then 9 then he starts laughing histerically, so they eat him. When he gets to heaven god asks him "why did you start laughing?", to which he replies "I looked up an saw the last guy picking pineapples.