I've actually had these for a while, but I just had access to a scanner today. It took me five hours to scan, clean up, resize, zip, upload, and post these, so enjoy these. Enjoy them like whoa.

Title: Fuyu no Megane (Glasses of Winter)Pairing: Hohenheim x Edward, which I am starting to get a reputation for collecting. Still not my flavor of pudding, but I won't oppose people sending me smut. :PRating: NC-17Warnings: Incest, sex, SPOILERS. Takes place after the last episode of the anime.

This one is mostly a gag story about Edward having to get glasses, and Hohenheim getting excited because now he looks like him. There are a few random one-page stories in the meantime, including on about Edward and toy airplanes, one about Roy and Riza, and one about Edward and many, many Alphonses (and like other gag doujinshis I've bought in the past, there's a lot of random one-page artworks and pages of text, too, but not as much as I usual see this time). Randomly ends with Hohenheim and Edward having sex, because hell, why not? ~_~

Frankly, I haven't a damn clue what's going on here. It's a really long doujinshi (almost sixty pages), and I am not even sure if the entire thing takes place in the same time or the same place or if it's the same story all the way through or what the hell is going on. I do know, however, that it's really, really pretty, and has pretty much every flavor of Elricest you could ask for (human!Al x Ed, armor!Al x Ed, non- graphic shota...). Also cameos and appearences from other characters. And Al in a hoodie. And fruity sweaters and pie. Even if this is all sounding stranger by the minute, the last page alone is worth a look, because it's a really gorgeous image. (Hell, just download it because three and a half to four of the five hours it took me to scan these were spent on this one alone.)

Crossposted so many places, many people are going to look at their flist and want to hurt me badly.