The Barack Obama-Katy Perry Awards: Top 10 Bimbos of 2015

Is Katy Perry the Obama of the entertainment industry, or is President Obama the Katy Perry of politics? Neither is evil, but both are vapid.

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LOS ANGELES, December 31, 2015 — Is Katy Perry the Obama of the entertainment industry, or is President Obama the Katy Perry of politics? Neither is evil, but both are vapid. Worse, they take pride in being vapid and surround themselves with people who celebrate them for being vapid.

Somewhere along the line, dumbing down America and giving in to the most shallow aspects of popular culture became a pastime not only celebrated but worshiped.

There is our selfie-taking, golf-addicted American Commander-in-Chief and his pajamaboy alter-ego.

Then comes a formidable phalanx of Hollywood celebrities spouting nearly daily idiocies on Facebook and Twitter. America has become the nation of Narcissists.

To catch up with this nationwide trend, we bring to America the Barack Obama-Katy Perry Awards, dedicated to celebrating the Top 10 Bimbos of 2015.

To avoid the angry feminists who reflecively complain because that’s what they do, here is the usual caveat: Being a bimbo—bimboism—is gender-neutral. Plenty of male bimbos exist.

Note: In January, President Obama is expected to offer the nation even more fatuous nonsense during his 2016 State of the Useless address. At least Katy Perry will not be part of this year’s Super Bowl halftime show.

Quentin Tarantino and the ladies of “The View” were left off the list because their importance has been vastly overstated for years. At this point they are simply boring and irrelevant.

Jared Fogle is not on the list. The former Subway spokesman was recently convicted on pedophilia and child pornography charges. That makes him a predator, not a bimbo. Bimbos are useless; child predators are evil.

For the same reason, former House Speaker Dennis Hastert is not on the list.

Secretary of State John Kerry is not on the list, despite his terrible Iran deal. He is useless, an order-taker following his employer’s instructions. At least a real secretary knows how to take dictation and make coffee. Nobody knows what, if anything, John Kerry actually does.

It would be unfair to blame him for being an obedient automaton.

With that, here are the Top 10 Bimbos of 2015:

10.) Ariana Grande: According to some people, Grande is actually a celebrity. She is an actress and singer. In

Ariana Grande

2015, she became America’s most infamous donut licker. On camera, in a donut shop, she licked several donuts while saying how much she hated America.

She would rank higher on this list, but she is only 22 years old, and young people do stupid things. As she gets older and becomes a bigger celebrity, she will engage in much bigger stupid things that will help her climb this list.

9.) Rachel Dolezal: She became the president of the Spokane,

Rachel Dolezal

Washington, NAACP.

Imagine the surprise when the nation’s oldest civil rights organization found out their black spokeswoman for black people was whiter than Vermont in a snowstorm.

The lily-white Dolezal still insists that she is black, despite her very Caucasian parents disputing this. The NAACP is still making excuses for her, convinced that race is about feelings and not pigmentation.

Only true bimbos could accept such mindless stupidity.

8.) Brian Williams: The disgraced former “NBC Nightly News” anchor

Brain Williams

would rank higher on this list, but the days of the all-powerful network news anchor are long gone. Williams had a habit of making up stories of personal heroism that turned out to be completely fabricated.

He was a liar who got caught. This pretty-boy made millions read pre-prepared scripts off a teleprompter, and he threw it all away over his obsession with becoming a celebrity.

Because he is politically liberal, he was given a pass by most entertainment industry personnel. He has already returned to MSNBC to read his latest scripted lines in a serious, authoritative voice.

7.) Tom Brady: The New England Patriots quarterback has four Super

Tom Brady

Bowl rings. He will be a first ballot enshrinee in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

He is one of the best quarterbacks in NFL history. He also got caught cheating and covering it up. Brady would have won the 2014 AFC Title Game anyway, and President Richard Nixon would have won re-election in 1972 without Watergate.

Deflategate led to Brady’s being suspended for four games until an activist judge with an anti-NFL bias overturned the suspension. Brady claimed to have no knowledge of any dishonest behavior by badly-paid ballboys.

If Brady’s wife, Gisele Bundchen, were to come home with her bust an inch smaller, Tommy Terrific would know. When a man plays with something every day, he knows every aspect of its size and texture. Brady knew those balls were deflated.

6.) Martin O’Malley: The comic strip “Dilbert” consistently demonstrates how the most incompetent people in business are promoted just to get them out of the way. They fail upward.

Matin O’Malley

Martin O’Malley wants to be president of the United States. He cites his experience as the former governor of Maryland, and before that, mayor of Baltimore.

His policies set in motion the destruction of Baltimore and the current race riots burning down that once-great city.

Maryland voters so reviled the results of his leadership that this deep blue state elected a Republican to succeed him. Only a progressive would take this resume and ask for even more responsibility and higher pay. O’Malley would rank higher on this list except for his current insignificance in the 2016 presidential race. He spends his weekends Googling himself to find out who he is.

5.) Kim Davis: The Rowan County, Kentucky, clerk held herself out as a civil rights hero by refusing to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. She was simply a lawbreaker and a religious zealot whose actions gave permission to leftists to stereotype all conservatives and Christians as zealots.

Kim Davis

The United States Supreme Court legalized gay marriage. If Davis were truly standing on principle, she could have resigned her position and become a political activist. Conservatives who lambasted the lawlessness of President Obama while giving Davis a free pass were hypocrites. Society either endorses law or anarchy, and Davis chose anarchy.

Those who work for the government must obey the law or quit. Davis played the martyr card after she was jailed, but she was no hero. The cheap shots liberals made about her appearance and past marriages are irrelevant. She broke the law and became the greatest gift militant atheists could have asked for.

4.) Politically liberal Jews: Every other minority group publicly fights for their rights. Blacks demand justice. Gays hold Gay Pride parades. But liberal Jews prostrate themselves John Kerry-style and accept every abuse thrown their way while insisting that they fight for their interests privately.

In 2015, they publicly lied to themselves, saying that the Iran deal is good for Israel and that more Syrian Muslim refugees are a good thing for Jews. When liberalism and Judaism are in direct conflict, liberal Jews can be counted on to choose liberalism every time. Gay marriage, abortion and climate change matter more than Iran’s getting a bomb. Liberal Jewish politicians drink out of the Obama family dog’s water dish.

Being a groveling bunch of enablers was bad enough when America was at peace. With radical Islam a direct threat to the existence of Jews worldwide, liberal Jews continue to allow a reflexive political correctness to hasten their own demise. Aside from liberal Jews, no other minority group so tolerates threats to their existence and abases themselves in a desperate hope to be liked by people who hate them.

Liberal Jews see the enemy as conservative Christians because liberal Jews are desperately afraid of being converted to Christianity. If they were not so weak to begin with, they would realize that simply saying “no” would end that conversation. Islamists with guns and bombs are a bigger threat to Jews than Christians preaching from a book. Liberal Jews who passionately fought against the Iran deal are potentially redeemable and exempt from this list.

3.) Black Lives Matter: These agitators see themselves as the second coming of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Wrong. BLM is just a cadre of leftist protesters demanding free stuff. In 2011 it was Occupy Wall Street.

Black Lives Matter

Before that it was Code Pink.

BLM is an excuse to burn down stores and steal sneakers and electronics. If black lives really mattered, these race hustlers would address black-on-black crime.

BLM is ideological, not racial. One reason this movement will fail is because BLM, like OWS before it, has no purpose or objective. They may claim to want change, but they keep voting for the same leaders who have destroyed inner cities for the last five decades.

Intelligent movements do not disrupt the lives of people minding their own business. It is bad public relations to attack holiday shoppers. With help from guilty rich white liberals, BLM holds solidarity rallies for Palestinians, who are not black. Anti-Semitism is not a black thing, but it far too often is a leftist thing.

2.) Marilyn Mosby: It was one thing for this Baltimore prosecutor to bring trumped-up charges against six police officers just to satisfy a mob. She had a weak case, and the trial of the first police officer accused of

Marilyn Mosby

killing Freddie Gray resulted in a hung jury.

Mosby did not get the message. It takes a truly blind ideologue to then try the same officer again. Further failures will only lead to more frustration and more Baltimore riots.

Freddie Gray was not Rosa Parks. Mosby is an ideologue who should resign her government position. She has every right to be a political activist, but not on the taxpayers’ dime.

However, her level of ideological blindness mixed with demonstrated incompetence means she could be a 2016 Democrat vice-presidential contender. If ever a woman were qualified to fail upward, she is it.

1.) Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama: It is impossible to choose between these two contenders for the top spot on this list. As much as they and their leftist supporters want to cover up their failures on race and gender, this pair’s top rating comes down to their utter inability to properly do … anything. Ask their supporters to name one thing they have ever successfully accomplished.

Obama finished 2015 insisting that America is moving in the right direction. Hillary parrots that line. The voters overwhelmingly disagree. Radical Islam is the top threat to this country, but these two ideologues obsess over climate change. They both make predictions that are consistently wrong in addition to allegations that are provably false. Obama insists the ISIS threat is overstated while Hillary blames Trump for ISIS’ success.

Plenty of minority individuals are honest, capable, effective citizens who are good at their jobs. Hillary and Obama are not among them. They never get better because they do not learn from their mistakes. For crying victimhood while holding so much power, Obama and Hillary truly are the top bimbos of 2015.

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Brooklyn born, Long Island raised and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”