My first impressions

So I was looking at a Nested universe for a while, and I noticed some trends. Then I looked at nestedscript.js to confirm them.

Why are hats only a 2% probability in modern civilizations?

new Thing("body",["head","torso","arm,99%","arm,99%","leg,99%","leg,99%"],"body");I wonder if it'd be a bad idea to make planets with a variant of "person" where it is normal for a "body" not to have legs. I remember seeing two animated series with a premise like this: one titled Weebles and another Les mondes engloutis (Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea in some markets). To put you in the mindset, here are two drawings I made:

// [...] Yes, every person in the universe is an American.Or the same universal translator that translates alien people's thoughts and memories translates names.

new Thing("paragraph",["character,50-300"]);
new Thing("character",["ink"],"*CHAR*");Yet the universal translator fails to translate alien civilizations' writing systems. But I'll grant that a story generator is a far more involved project, even at just console RPG bookshelf levels of detail.