Victoria’s Secret Launch The New “Incredible” Bra – Whatever that has to do with anything but giving us new pics of our very own supermodel, Candice Swanepoel, I don’t know. She is apparently holding it (the new bra) in the picture above. See if you can spot it. For now let’s just thank God for Friday’s and Candice Swanepoel. Don’t you love how we pitched this as an actual serious news item? In today’s serious news : “Victoria’s Secret launch new bra” – hysterical! [egotastic]

Kebble Had Demanded R15m From Agliotti – Slain mining businessman Brett Kebble’s housekeeper, Richard Minnaar, told the South Gauteng High Court yesterday that weeks before Mr Kebble was killed, he and business partner John Stratton had demanded R15m from Glenn Agliotti.Mr Minnaar said he understood the money was to have been paid to former police commissioner Jackie Selebi for protecting Mr Kebble. Stunning turn of events. [allafrica]

Honda Brings Green Hybrid Car To SA – HONDA SA has taken the bold step to introduce a hybrid car into the South African market despite the tepid response to Toyota’s Prius. Only 660 Prius cars have been sold in SA since its introduction in 2006.Maintaining green credentials comes at a price, with Honda’s CR-Z hybrid retailing at R299900, while the recommended retail price of the new Prius is about R332000. They are both more expensive than a BMW 1- series at R254000, of which 1714 were sold last month. [businessday]

Paris Hilton Sued For $35 Million – Looks like Hilts wore the wrong hair extensions. A company based in Beverly Hills said it signed a contract with her to promote its extensions and alleges that she breached the agreement by using fake blonde locks produced by a rival. Hairtech International also claims Miss Hilton’s highly publicised party lifestyle, and what it calls her “public debauchery”, was contrary to their agreement, and is seeking damages of 10 times what she was paid under the contract. Shitballs. [telegraph]

Google Reckons It Is Not Evil, Following Internet Takeover Suggestions – In the days since it co-authored a Net Neutrality proposal with Verizon Communications, Google has been on the receiving line of a torrent of criticism. Some former allies have even suggested that Google’s plan was a sell-out which would inadvertently create an Internet toll booth. But the company has had enough and on Thursday it sought to disarm critics with a post on its public policy blog. [cbsnews]

Scientists Discover What Makes Things Humourous – For the first time ever, scientists have been able to demystify the essential ingredients of what makes some things humorous. Two psychologists have found that people tend to laugh at things which seem to be unreal, are a violation or threat to the way the world ought to be that is, at the same time, benign. Oh… I get it! Hahahaha – that’s hilarious!! [thaindian]

Skinny Jeans On Toddlers? First there were denim diapers. Now there are baby skinny jeans. We should have seen this coming. All the cool kids in day care are rocking skinny denim from Baby Gap, the Wall Street Journal reports. The Gap offers skinnies for kids as little as zero to three months, and the style makes up more than 40 percent of its denim sales for infants and toddler girls, and more than 70 percent for older girls. IS this where we’re heading? [time]

Playboy Pics Of The Girl Who Took Down HP CEO – This is the vibe they’re going for: She’s the woman at the center of a sexual harassment claim that resulted in the resignation of a Wall Street stalwart, HP CEO Mark Hurd. We remember Jodie Fisher as the innocent Texas Tech coed who posed nude as one of the Girls of the Southwest Conference in the September 1980 issue of Playboy. Once again, the internet proves its worth. [playboy]

The New Rules For Magazine Covers – Jonathan Franzen is the first living novelist to grace Time magazine’s cover in ten years. Halle Berry is the first black woman on Vogue’s September cover since 1989 (and her over-40 peers are suddenly popular). Who knows, TIME might even have Jack Parow on the cover one day! What is causing these wild changes in the magazine cover vibe? Three possible explanations exist. [gawker]

Homoerotic Vintage Ads – Oh the olden days, when men were men… who showered together. There’s nothing funnier than unintentionally sexual ads, except maybe unintentionally sexual vintage ads. Huffington Post has scoured the very back-ends of the Internet to bring you the best in early “hidden” homoerotica. Wow – these are positively hilarious! The four guys in the shower was good – but the seven guys in the canoe.. well that’s another thing altogether! [huffers]

Google Street View Captures Lifeless Body On The Pavement – It is a suburban scene much like millions of others on Google’s Street View site… apart from one chilling addition. Lying face down on the pavement with her shoe inches away from the gutter appears to be the body of a young girl. In fact, it is ten-year-old Azura Beebeejaun who has revealed she was ‘playing dead’ outside her home in Middle Road, Worcester. [dailymail]

12 Beginner Tutorials For Getting Started With Photoshop – Adobe Photoshop, the ubiquitous and industry standard graphics software for photographers, designers, digital artists, as well as casual enthusiasts, can be a baffling application to understand the first time you fire it up. Luckily, littered across the vast space of the web are tutorials in all shapes and sizes that will help you get up and running in no time. Oh we cover it all in the Morning Spice! [mashable]

Three Grand Off A Real Cappuccino Machine – Release Your Inner Barista! – Have you actually been concentrating on what is going down at this new website which offers 24 hour deals on one product a day? Yesterday they had some larney video camera for half price and today they’re offering one of those hard-core Saeco coffee machines for three grand less than their normal price. A proper machine. So you can buy vida e coffee and make your own “mucho cappucinos” at home. Like I do. Seriously – WAKE UP! [onedayonly]

This an excellent strategic move by Honda. The fact that they’ve sold just over 600 hybrids in 4 years is less relevant than their commitment to positioning. Through their foresight, they’ll soon have a commanding heights position in the South African ‘green’ market; like they do in many other markets around the world.