[two students are walking; both of them have their mouths closed, but voice is dubbed in]

Students: [singing] We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists/We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day.

Student 1: He carries the baskets.

Student 2: He carries the paper roll.

Students: And we don't have cysts/But one thing is for sure my friends/We are ventriloquists.

[the Council appears out of the air]

Betty: That's right. The Evil Council are aliens.

[speaker comes out of Council ship and plays French music]

Chosen One: They're French.

Betty: Ha-ha. Stinky pits and all, baby!

Chosen One: His powers are greater than mine.

Mu Shu Fasa: Yes. Plus, when you got hit with his iron claw, you did scream like a wussy.

Master Tang: [dying] Chosen One, do I look all right?

Chosen One: Yeah. Sure.

Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?

Chosen One: One.

[the Chosen One is preparing to fight Master Betty. A man comes up to him]

Master Doe: Wait! You mustn't. You are not ready.

Chosen One: Who are you?

Master Doe: Ling's father. Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.

Chosen One: Oh, dear.

Master Doe: No one man can defeat Betty.

Betty: When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you!

Chosen One: I have to avenge my family!

Chosen One: I have traveled many years and miles to find you.

Master Tang: How many miles? Would you say...ten million?

Chosen One: ...No, I don't think ten million.

Chosen one is attacked by Betty and his iron claws

Master Tang: [Narrating] At that moment, the Chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws. They hurt like crap man!

Master Tang:[Narrating] Chosen One was clearly not ready. he should've listened to that one-boobed chick.

Master Tang fights Betty the second time in the outskirts of the city; but before Master Tang is killed, the scene freezes up with Master Tang narrating his options

Master Tang: Ok, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. [Hit in the face after a few seconds later] Hmm. I guess I should have gone with A!