If you haven't thoroughly investigated the Rider Shadow for 2006 (or if you haven't received it), then you missed this gem from our illustrious Canadian: "One of my colleagues wrote, universities nurture and train each successor generation..."

quotations and ellipses are mine, mostly because it goes on to dickens-like proportions, only sans the implied sexybritishaccent.

but yeah, there's your answer to "why do you SUCK at administrative stuff, rider?"