Anonymous: And amazingly, it is all still true and still applies to all of our lives. We can find spiritual nourishment and personal salvation within this text, making it the only true science. You will find out for yourself...

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Anonymous: ^ hahahaha i believe in Santa Claus and Peter Pan too.

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Anonymous: 2998 is either a true believer or a troll (or both! *gasp*) And I thought I was the only Christiain back slidden enough to hang out here.

Anonymous: 40 authors in 3 languages from 3 continents written over 1600 years, and you forgot from completely different walks of life (beggars to kings) who didn't know eachother, and all forms a coherent message, and you view that as evidence AGAINST possible divine inspiration? You don't have to be a christian to see that as fail logic. It's hardly conclusive by itself but it's pretty damn impressive.

Anonymous: How many times have scientists had to change what they say because of something new descovered? (lost count) now how many times has the bible had to change because of something new discovered? (0) I'll stick with what's consistant...

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Hughbie: ^lol...so you believe fairytales and stories....I guess the world is still flat as well and dinosaurs never existed...LOL

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Anonymous: ^ actually, the bible stated that the world was a globe over 1000 years before science was able to prove it, and have you not heard about the leviathan or the behemoth, both described in detail in the bible, and when placed into visual representation, are fitting descriptions of the dinos...sorry, you fail...

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Anonymous: Holy fuck, are people actually taking this shit seriously? ON FUCKING 4CHAN?! SOMEBODY POST TITS ALREADY!!!! (or at least some quotes from Songs of Solomon, the book of sex)

Anonymous: 1121: you are describing the beauty of science... it evolves... every new discovert... everything we learn... it all becomes part of science... science let's you ask the tough questions and science is not afraid to be wrong... this is a strength, not a weakness... the bible hasn't changed anything because it refuses to acknowledge anything new... that doesn't mean it has gotten everything right

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Anon6567: good point, I'll go find tits elsewhere and come back to see more later...

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Hughbie: LOL..anon 5828....HAHA....you fuckers are so funny...so touchy and so easy to stir up. Go take your bible, your fail and flush it down the crapper along with your brains...sorry shit..

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Hughbie: and before I go do something important like take a shit, the bible contains stories. Just look at scientology dickwad. Written by a science fiction writer, that now has people believing it as a religion! Ah gullable...yes....do you see any similarities here failmaster?

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Anonymous: 5828: doesn't proove anything... the bible is written by people... if people can find dinosaur remains today, people could also find dinosaur remains thousands of years ago... people have also known for thousands of years that the world wasn't flat... they could see how the stars would disappear and re-appear when they travelled far enough.. so they knew the earth had a spheric shape.

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Warg: The Bible and the Koran are the cause of approx. 95% of the world's stupidity. Also, nearly all of man's problems are a result of his stupidity.

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Anonymous: The Bible doesn't change it's views #1 because it's a book ( ? :\ ) and #2 because, well, it's a book. Science changes because it's a process, not an object, and the more it expands, the better it gets. The Bible does not grow to include new knowledge and understanding, but instead stagnates and pollutes our society with barbaric ideas of the way things should be.

nicaris12: do you really think that god would give us a book that anyone can and has interpereted in a way to further his or her own asperations, their are several forms of religion that are almost identical including islamic, judus, and christianity all with three in one gods all "peaceful" and all being used to wage war on those who's beliefs conflict with the aggressor's

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Anonymous: when i'm older i'm never letting one of those things in my house

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Anonymous: we should get equally militant about preventing such stupidity

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my99Busa: i have decided that chan4chan prolly isn't the place to debate theology. But I agree with 2998!

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Anonymous: can it run crysis?

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Anonymous: And despite all evidence to the contrary it is still worshipped as a god.

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anonymous: Amen

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Anonymous: as about as real as the 911 commission report

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Anonymous: BEST book to read while getting stoned off your tits!

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Anonymous: Lies

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Anonymous: The brothers grimm would be proud.

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Bonefish: 40 authors? It's been tampered with for thousands of years by scribes, editors, priests, bishops, church elders, rabbis, and every conceivable kind of pious religious fanatic. 40?, no, more like hundreds of authors.

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Anonymous: the burning bush is the blood stream - alive, but not consumed, like breath as a process. like dictamnus, the plant which, given too high temperature, ignites it should not be socially exhausted too much. else the team/life is defective if the other 9 rules dont work and there have been too many lies about deeds or deeds above or under earth.

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Arschloch33: who is gonna care some centuries from now (anybody still believing in the ancient Greek gods?)

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Anonymous: If all Bibles vanished tomorrow it wouldn't make fuck-all difference!

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Anonymous: Actually, the entire Bible was written during the 15th/16th centuries AD in Europe.

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Anonymous: ^^^Fuck yeah! We just launched a mechanical emissary to Mars.

Anonymous: some choose to take the leap of faith, others miss out; why all the emo chest thumping by the athiests?

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DutchGuy: I wish those jehova's witnesses I had at my door this morning would take a leap of faith into a deep ravine.

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Anonymous: Drawing a pretty picture about your failure (leap into believing something you never would have believed if other people didn't tell you to) is far from 'emo chest thumping', dear 786. And it's atheist not athiest.

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Anonymous: ^ actually it's not athiest, it's 'asshole' as in "proud to be an athiest asshole"

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Anonymous: Jesus is what matters,forget Noah and the rest as irrelevant.

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Anon mouse: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering

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Anonymous: Not even the Pope believes in the "leap of faith" bs, why ride around in a bullet proof car? Doesn't he talk directly to god?

Anonymous: 5540: actually Jesus said he came to fulfill all that stuff in the torah. Not that christians ever paid attention to any of that. Same goes for the "sell all your stuff before you follow me"-rants he supposedly told while living

Anonymous: cause all christians are poseurs or idiots. religion is stupid.

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wupme: the difference is... muslims do it the way its in the koran. And even christians usually dont give a fuck about the bible

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Redrocco: Deuteronomy 22:20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel 20:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

KarmaPickles: My fav.... Deuteronomy 28:56-58: If your mother does not obey all of God's holy laws, she will be forced to eat her own children! WTF?

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Anonymous: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering

Anonymous: You peole do realize the bible wasnt written by God or Jesus, and that God isnt some old guy in the clouds. if you ask yourselves how can there be a god when science has proven other wise then ask your self this what created the matter that brought the big bang you can go back and back and back but unfortunalty science says you need something to create something so what started it all.

Anonymous: not a single one of you who post here are dumb or stupid your all good people. so dont let other peole make your choices in life. the bible was written by Pagans and Jews to decide the finale word in by wich the peole should live by. but deep down you know there is something good out there. thats why you get up in the morning. you can choose to ingnore it or make fun at it.but it wont go away

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ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: my yesterday turd’s told me that it is The Chosen One and that it wants me to obey but i floushed it down. fucking jew turd

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Anonymous: so you see that was written by apes, for apes, like koran and all this shit. we are in 2010, kids, wake up!

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Anonymous: while the torah and the bible are collections of stories written over thousands of years by many different people, the koran was one book written by one man, who was a savage and a blood-thirsty pedofile..

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failtrollisfail: burn that damn bible

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Anonymous: HEY, I THINK THE JEWS WERE ON TO SOMETHING WITH THIS ONE!

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Anonymous: Do You Know it When You See it ...on left Arm... Gay pride flag small. FUCK GAY!!

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MrPerspective: STFU-ing bigots by using their own book : one of my fave pastimes. Along with trolling tolls on C4C. :-D

Passwordlostymous: My fave is Dudearonjerremy 21:6-9: and ye shall fuck those sluts as if they were sluts, from the arnus to the mouth and ye shall call it ATM and lo, Ron gathered all the sluts and did buttseccs them and did then put it in their mouth and he did call it ATM. Ahmen

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Anonymous: 18:8-5 A woman who lays with a nigger shall contract AIDS, Hepatitus, VD and Herpes.

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Anonymous: "I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don�t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading."

Anonymous: is it me or does that look like a playboy bunny just above jihad girls scope? LOL...how it looks (and for any dumbarse I know it is part of their text before some anally retentive twat tries to correct me)

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Anonymous: that suicide bomber is gonna look mighty suspicious on an israeli bus holding a gun and a quran.

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Anonymous: Atleast the woman fought for a just cause. I hope she killed many terrorist israelis.

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Anonymous: Funny considering Christianity and Islam worship the same god...

Anonymous: by the way, just for the sake of everyone..... ALLAH is a word !! like dieu in french. Muslims worship the same god as christians and jews.... educate yourselves please before speaking. plus hammas never bomb therselves.... those who do that are people whose families were killed by israelis and got nothing left !!!!

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Anonymous: Toilet Paper is also a word. Hamas has killed LOTS of Palestinians. Face the Facts Fanatic!

Flarp: Sure is a lot of conjecture to be taken at face value. But, I suppose that is the game.

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Anonymous: <- WELL DUMBFUCKS ???? HAHA !! (Nelsons voice)

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MrPerspective: Fucking shit, I slept through yet another End Of The World. Note to self : buy new alarm clock B4 December 21st, 2012. Or download the pirated movie ! ! !

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RubberG: As a result of temporal interference by Sarah Connor, her son John, Miles Dyson, and the T-800 destroying Cyberdyne headquarters and all backups of the research in 1995, the date for Judgment day is moved back to here. Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier on April 19, 2011 at 20:11 . Didn't happen either.

MrPerspective: Sometime between a nanosecond and 100 trillion years from now, the Higgs boson will ever so slightly shift mass because of quantum probability, resulting in what Egon described would happen if you "cross the beams": the Universe disappearing in a puff of logic. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuffOfLogic

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Anonymous: ^ so we still have plenty time to come up with some other cool theories

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Anonymous: derp

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r130115: ^^^ and just how did we come up with 100 trillion years...? :-)

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Chanonymous: How many more times do Xians have to predict the end of the world incorrectly before they realise they don't have a clue about anything.

pocket: I think they are all gone now. Only anonymous remains to carry on the stupidity with the occasional unfounded outburst in defense of religitards everywhere. Just look at the available facts now. Humanity should be embarrassed for still being influenced by religious dogma, esp. in first world countries where one biology class is all it should take.

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pocket: Bring it, if you would like to argue for you're creator. But I will just save you the time by telling you now that you aren't smart enough to win. Your a muppet.

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Anonymous: Well done atheistfags, none of you read the bible but you say random facts to feed your poor arguments.

Anonymous: Yeah, when you ask a bitch. They didn't build this nation. Men subjugated the Indians, enslaved the blacks and over-saw the building of the railroads. Why? to make the women-folk comfortable. And then, all of a sudden, we decided to let the stupid twats vote? Seriously?

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Magister: Should have been a quran... Westerners don't take religion seriously. Musloids on the other hand...

Anonymous: You're a bunch of fools. You just don't think ANYONE could possibly be smarter or better than you.

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Anonymous: 1242517894290...lol....did anyone say anything about who's smarter? You forget, religion is man made....but then I guess with your lack of logical thinking and lack of common sense you'll just keep ranting like a fuckwit that you are....fool, go read your poofy bible...

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Anonymous: 1242071360965,1242025465213...Making Inferences and Drawing Conclusions, you should have paid attention in school...if you have schools in your country?

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Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the

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Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the "truth", then why can't they get the date of Easter right? I mean it IS 3 days later.

TitsMagoo: FFS! Kids might read that and get all emo or drugfucked or whatever. It should say Jesus went away to be with his dad in Heaven and we've all lived in perfect peace ever since - because our delicate little petals can't handle blatant fucking reality these days.

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asp: all the religous threads seem to start with a majority of supporters of god, then with more opinions expressed, the majority become athiests.

Anonymous: no that guy actually died about 4 times, according to 4 chapters of that book (although there are abundant stories to that variety of people getting reborn in their bodies after death)

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Vincent859: ^ Nope. He died exactly one. His death and its circumstances are recounted in four different books of the Bible, written by four different writers and directed at four different audiences. The events of His life, death, and resurrection are alluded to dozens of other times in the Bible, of course.

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Anonymous: Proudly leading us back into the 1st century....My Uncle died for me too. Should he not also be worshipped you fools? I bet you all bought cell phones too!

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Anonymous: Not really a spoiler since churches have pictures of crucified Jesus all over the place. The important thing to xians is that he came back to life, not that he died

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Anonymous: Yeah, anyone can die, but only Jesus can come back to life. Well, him and Mithra. And Sherlock Holmes. And Doctor Spock.

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InternetH8Machine: Jesus DIES?!?! Oh noes! What happened?

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Anonymous: He showed up, basically pissed off everyone, so they killed him. But he rose from the grave and flaoted up into the sky. This is a long-standing tradition in the Middle East.

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Anonymous

dark side win

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Anonymous: did he died??

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Anonymous: so god made the humans to be filthy sinners just so he could come down to earth as his own son (after raping a married woman) to wander around the desert with his gay friends,be tortured and crucified for the sins he put into humans just to rise again? that is some fucked up rapist BDSM necro freak !!

Anonymous: ockhams razor: the shortest explanation for everything is ahem god of course

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Anonymous: else its just word profiling, hypnosis, people feeling serious about what they say, having been informed by solemn looking types about religion (if it didnt exist there would be no figure with facepalm on its face that spent its lifeblood as a lamb for the nextbest priest) and - main plot, pretended plot as well as subplots

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: The bible is the truth because it says so in the bible.

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Anonymous: I thought we weren't allowed to draw Jebus? Or is that the other magic beardman?

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Anonymous: 8587 - And when you're buring in the Hell that 'God' created, I doubt you'll be so faithful.

FuckChinkies: Jesus was a raptor and loved penis. Also we has a nigger, it's true!

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so_what_if___: born on the 24th of december, died and came back to life. that story is linked to DOZENS of names. the one with jesus simply became the most poppular bed time story. its true. they even wrote a book full of such silly fairy tails.

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ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: lemme quote from Pedophillah 11,69. it says: "Yahwesaur laid his sacred eggs into the skull of Mary who then became a mother without her smelling leathery hymen getting brockovic."

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Anonymous: wow all of u have some serious issues. Its probaly ignorant kids on this site, or wrist slitters or athiests or some other weird stuff.

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Anonymous: But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgement for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37)

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Anonymous: lol at the cocksucking christians. you will pay for your infidelity in the necxt velocirapture

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Anonymous: @Warg because it's not christianity. christians are faggots

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harr: haaahaaaahaa (athEIst) or some other weird stuff. You quote from your bible as if it's factual and then call somebody else weird. But you're right, an "athiests" would be weird as they don't exist.

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Anonymous: I don't think it says "he" was human, either.

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Anonymous: RIP shop4lol ... no lol4u...back of the line

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Anonymous: Every religion's made up by man it's all a crock of shit...........except SCIENTOLOGY!!!!

Anonymous: by people who lived hundreds of years ago who traveled lands bled for what they believed in and tried to show people that hate is not the road to take . but then again im sure you know better.

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Limerick: Green eggs and ham taught a great lesson too but that doesn't make me eat with foxxes in boxxes.

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pocket: the origin of the bilble is devine. it is not meant for mortals to understand. you can speak not drink of the waters nor partake in the fruit lest thee be jugeth by him.

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Anonymous: ^christfag

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Anonymous: divine, fag. And religofags have been making up shit for tens of thousands of years. Judaochristiaity was just the one that still exists for a minute.

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Flarp: The origin of the bible is various texts of Alexandria, voted on in constantinople, and changed and ratified every so often. It was created politically. Don't believe it? Do the leg work. The old testament is actually the Jewish bible, for the most part, and it's origin is ancient. Dunno more than that abou the ot. Wasn't there :)

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Flarp: The funny part, you should this to a Chrisfag (love it) and next think you know they will be circulating it like it is a win. lolz

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Anonymous: The Bible is the Word of God, but the work of man... and thus, imperfect.... so it is with all Holy texts

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Jesus: I am what I think I am, and I think I am non-existent and a slew of ideological aphorisms created by the minds of men (jews btw) to control an uneducated populace

Anonymous: And the moral of todays story is: when the voice tells you to kill your son, do it.

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Flarp: Something tells me that if there is a God in a conventional sense, he wouldn't have some humanfags write his doctrine. And, this stuff is relatively the same. It's like same shit, differen't savoir

Bongochops: Need a pdf copy of the Bible so I can click the binoculars and type "Magnets"

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FlarP: Somewhere, I have multiple bibles and ancient texts of multiple origin. I've got some stuff in Hebrew, Greek, and Egyptian, too. If I run across it I'll let you know. Not sure why in the hell I saved shit like that. *shrug* Guess I'm a pack rat.

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Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon your chin forever, amen.

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Anonymous: It's quite sad that people are happy to use this argument when it comes to the Bible, but get angry when it comes to the Holocaust.

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Anonymous: The bible, a collection of fables invented by ignorant bronze age savages. What bothers me is that there are powerful people that believe this shit who exert undue influence over those whose minds are unpolluted. Troll me you cunts.

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Anonymous: ^And yet you still use Bible logic every day without even knowing it.....

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Anonymous: ^ You sir, are living proof that conception via anal sex is possible.

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Anonymous: ^ at least you called him sir. You got that part right.

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Anonymous: ^Wheras you don't deserve such courtesy. You're just a smokering blown from your Thai mother's cunt during a circus act.

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Anonymous: ^ U been trolled ... :)

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Anonymous: ^Troll Detector reading off the scale, Captain"

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Anonymous: ^ Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a troll !

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Anonymous: yes, if TRUE is an acronym for Totally Retarded Unreal Ecclesiae

Anonymous: we should start a movement to convence retarted christians that the dinosaurs are realy demons and when they get to heaven the are ggoing to see all the "good" dinosaurs flying around like dragons

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Anonymous: we should start a movement to convence retarted christians that the dinosaurs are realy demons and when they get to heaven the are going to see all the "good" dinosaurs flying around like dragons

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Anonymous: two tips for her. first, let INTELLIGENT, as in ATHEIST (got that, bitch???) people adopt your kids. right after that, kill yourself. Maybe, just maybe then they could grow up to become normal people.

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Anonymous: I love the whole, "the Bible doesn't say anything about them" argument. The Bible also doesn't say anyone ever pooped. So was everyone constipated the whole time in the Bible? Oh, wait...

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been there bangin': ...dinosaurs aren't but a miracle-swinging guy named Jesus, which there is little archaeological evidence of, is real ? Beam me up, Scotty. please....please....these morons are EVERYFUCKINGWHERE!!!!!1

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Bulbasaur111919: Bet this fucktard believes in the Flat Earth theory too. Way to go America, way to go.

Ghostoftime: The bible does mention Dinosaurs but they are referred to as livyathan, Tanniyn (Dragon) and behemoth Instead of skimming through a book READ IT!!!!Tanniyn occurs 28 times in the Bible and is normally translated “dragon.” It is also translated “serpent,” “sea monster,” “dinosaur,” “great creature,” and “reptile.”

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Anonymous: ^thats right sir

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Bulbasaur111919: ^^ actually it's generally regarded as meaning the same as behemoth and leviathan in most conventional interpritations. These are thought to refere to a whale but there are, like most things in the bible, many other theories.

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Chanonymous: ^^^if dragons in the bible are dinosaurs, then the book of ezekial is about alien spaceships battleing in the sky. I dare you to read it out loud and tell me it's not.

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liplocker_code3: Fucking bitch! It's like the 15th century all over again. Fucking, small minded, relitard bitch!

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Anonymous: It's a shame she's already contributed to the gene pool.

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Anonymous: ^ she's white so it's OK.

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Anonymous: she makes some great points. she should burn the child at the stake for even LOOKING at those heathen items

Anonymous: Why the Bible? Why not pick any one of thousands and thousands of religions to assault, belittle, insult and disprove? Why does it hurt you in your soul when you do? You not fooling anyone.

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callMeJordan: All the comments Ive seen so far make me feel like you all looked at the fancy line up, but didnt take the time to read into any of the "contradictions".. pick any one and dive into it, and read it in the context of the bible, and you'll see that each is taken completely out of context and that the bible continues to hold true. smh.

Anonymous: @callMeJordan True, the Bible was made to be not logical nor factual, but rather decieving and subject to one's interpretation... I could start a crusade and kill people in the name of god. Many verses would justify it in the Bible! you see, Christians only cut parts of the Bible off when they see fit... Know about the Aprocrypha books of the BIble that the Vatican never released!

Anonymous: 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live', so unless you bible whores refuse to obey ALL of your god's word, stop cherry picking the subjects you only feel butt-hurt about!

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RubberG: "a woman shall not lay with a nigger or be forever cast out as untouchable and diseased'.

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Anonymous: Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination." - King James Version. I read that to say, Bro's before hoe's... Tell the truth with men. Lie with bitches.

Jor-El so loved the world that he sent his only son Kal-El to save our planet. Superman died for you was resurrected and gets his superpowers from the sun. Superman loves you and if you accept him as your personal savior he will rescue you if your car goe

Lickathesplit: 0599, who are you thinking to troll ? I call the (for all we know) all being collective that surrounds us the universe, and you call it god, that still doesn't explain why you send your prayers to it right ? Any proven indication that there is something listening to prayers for the last, lets say, 50.000 years ?

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Anonymous: remember, all the animals that existed in the world in noah's time were on his ark. bwahahahahaha.

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chrud: if it WAS the literal word of a god, how would we understand it?

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Anonymous: @Lickathesplit actually the jews worshipped moses and god through him and christianity ie praying to god has only been around since ad hence 2010 years and ect. in summary go fuck yourself you stupid troll

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Anonymous: old mcdonald had meat to sell. dont ask him how he got that and what kind of flesh was used.

CrackSnacker: ^LOL Q69. I can't stand Barney because he is dirtbag, not for political reasons. Glenn Beck falls in to the same category btw. I always vote for an acceptable independent, or I write in my Grandfather's name.

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anonymous: Kondoomkop De klerk - Traitor and child of a child molestor

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Anonymous: Daniel Cohn-Bendit > liberal jewish pedophile

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Sack-religious: God. I want to punch God in the face. Is he a person? Does he have a face?

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Anonymous: crewsey

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ImYourMomBiatch: Kim Jong Un, it would be a dream to punch that dudes fat face.

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Anonymous: ^ (actually shitting his pants due to anti- north korean scare tactics)

Anonymous: 84900 if your going to bash it dont make shit up you dont have to

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anarcacist: We are given 5 senses but must have "faith" with this magical 6th one. BULLSHIT.

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cybersinner: As for sex with babies...God created Eve and immediately told her to be fruitful. She was by definition a newborn, being less than a day old. God is a pedo! Not to mention that if God is real because he is in a book, then so is Harry Potter, The Olympian Gods, and a Human God named Neo.

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Warg: Pfft! Everyone knows that book is just part of Spacelord Jehovah's plan for universal mind control. Its not the truth. Its propoganda.

Anonymous: God better watch his ass then, Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva will be along shortly to kick the shit out of him. Their book is older.

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Anonymous: Don't forget the great god, Ugh, worshipped by cavemen and scrathed on the cave walls in the form of a flaming ball in the sky.

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Anonymous: The Easter Bunny exist. There is a book about him.

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ThelemicMage: That translated (bastardized) bible would be better used as substrate ingrediant to grow the Manna of exodous with. (psilocybe mushrooms). Small, round, came up in the morning dew after animals crossed over the grass, size of hoar frost, melted in the sun, bred worms when kept without drying. Duh. Christians are such fucking imbecilic hypocrites.

Anonymous: Perhaps the book doesn't exist, and people believes it does?

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MrPerspective: I wanna be in Hufflepuff. SEVEN Harry Potter books, IN YOUR FACE Jehovah! 10 books, if you count Tales of Beedle the Bard & the two schoolbooks. "I want to believe. The Truth is out there. Kamehameha, motherfucker. I am your father. Who's your daddy? Vengeance is mine, said the lord-quoting black triggerman." (To be cont'd)

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MrPerspective: Big Brother is watching you. It's real. There's a book about it. War is peace. Black is white. Pedobear is a gay televangelist congressman. (No, that last one isn't true, it was on TV not in a book.)

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MrPerspective: Flying Spaghetti Monster tops it : there's a cooking book, AND a videogame. Plus, pastafarians have something that all these other religions are direly missing: A SENSE OF HUMOR. My mind is created... I mean, it's made.

gmode: every knee will bow and every tongue confess Jesus Christ is Lord

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precious: a book of truth because....ummm...hmmm...in past when drugs weren't bad, war and mass murder wasn't bad and the world was total chaos everybody supposedly was telling the truth, so everything from past is 100% the truth if its written. Yeah this is the logic of bible.

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MrPerspective: ^ And the world is flat like a pizza, with a celestial dome over it. So sez Genesis, chapter 1. All those delusional satellites just THINK they're orbiting in space around a globe planet.

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Anonymous: We have come to far to believe crap about religion... Again I say HAIL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

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MrPerspective: ^ (Eep) It's hailing flying spaghetti monsters? Not even during the Egypt plagues has it ever been so... extreme! At worst, it rained mana. "Hmmm, mana!..." =(8°(|)

Anonymous: hello, i am the sun, which comes from the righthand side of the earth if you look north, and im to sell you - your belly which destroys nutrients as the devil which burns heat and you as me, you didnt see a thing did you?

Anonymous: I'd truly like to see them try. The thing about attempting to prove the bible wrong is, if YOu are the one that is wrong, then you prove the bible to be right.

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Anonymous: ^ jesusfag. go suck his dick

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Anonymous: 31219 I have something to sell you...its fake and only a story but seeing you believe whatever you read you'll buy anything....

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Anonymous: totally busted !!!

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Anonymous: I JUST HATE when jesusfags try to make you prove the opposite of which than can be proof. I'm a scientist... A catholic scientist too, so be cautious!!

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Anonymous: ^what do you research, underage male genitalia?

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Anonymous: well bible is wrong if you read it like a history or science book.... bc its neither...

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DutchGuy: it's kinda ok if you read it like an action adventure novel.

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grim: the most popular and longstanding fictional novel in the history of the world.

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Anonymous: oh yeah!!

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Anonymous: Jesus was a myth taken from the pagan belief godman who was also born in a stable, and performed miracles.....what a coincidence that THAT story was written as a metaphor as a GUIDELINE on living your life, not a rule-book. I hate being catholic dammit....

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Hughbie: yawn...religion...here I go again. A reason for weak the weak minded to live, to get up each day and serve those who own them....religion..a tool, a means, a way to make people do what they normally wouldn't do.

Anonymous: "'All things are lawful for me,' but not all things are helpful. 'All things are lawful for me,' but I will not be enslaved by anything."

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Ilko: We won. We have the fossils to prove it.

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Bob Saget: I believe in the new testament but not the old. plus i beleive in most things in evoulution

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Hughbie: So in a convoluted way you believe in what you don't believe in.

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Redrocco: ^^ well I'm kinda/sorta like that in that I agree with the teachings of Jesus even though I dont believe the supernatural fairy tale thats attached to it. that probally makes me more "Christian" than the people that call themselves christian. that make any sense to you?

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Hughbie: It does Bob Saget...lol...anyhow...to me...and well in honesty, the teachings, the bible are stories...as they are...what else could they be...stories passed down through time.....and we all know about how the thruth gets distorted over a few minutes, let alone over a thousand or more years...

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Anonymous: sug mine løg

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c4caddict: no seriously there is a giant invisible man that controlls everything!

c4caddict: and 2000 years cmon if i wrote somewhere i could use my brain power to turn the channel they would think i was fuckin magin in 2000 years

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Anonymous: if you could reason with religous people...there would be no religous people

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cyndafreak: True dat. As fucked up as south park can be sometimes they are right. No one answer is ever the right one. And choosing to believe in one religion only proves your inability to evolve. I'm not telling you to believe in all religions, cause nothing is completely true. The smartest person knows when they are wrong.

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Who Me?: Jesus fags - answer this: "If God is willing to prevent evil, but not able, then he is not omnipotent. If he is able, but not willing, then he is malevolent. If he is both able, and willing, hen whence cometh evil? If he is neither able or willing, then why call him God?". (by Epicurus about 270 BC)

Anonymous: You don't believe in God, yet you probably believe in SIX MILLION JEWS being gassed with Zylkon-B, then turned into lampshades and bars of soap?

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TheDuctTapeRapist: ^I've seen the shoes dood... Ain't seen no God sized shoes yet.

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Anonymous: Gid doesn't wear shoes. he ahs lonh hair, a beard, and wears robes. Thus, He must be a hippie,

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Anonymous: ^God

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Anonymous: too much porn in the bible cae211

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g-man: religion controls the sheep who cant think for themselves

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Holy Troller: hurr durr I believe in a talking snake..your argument is invalid!!

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carmichael: Yes it;s stories, but in those days history and science hadn't been thought of. Truth was revealed through stories and metaphor. You don't say Aesop's fables are nonsense because foxes can't talk?

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Holy Troller: from the bible to aesop's fables, all fictional stories! Pull up your pants!! you just got raped!

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Anonymous: old myths die hard

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Space Bum: Ya ever notice the biggest evangelists todaay ARE

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Space Bum: Ya ever notice the biggest evangelists todaay ARE the Athiest? Athiesm is turning into it's own religion.

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Bonefish: ^Nonsense. There are no dogmas in atheism. We say look at the evidence. We don't tell people what to believe. That's what religious people do. It's the religious people that are so sure about their beliefs that they can call them a religion. The, "Atheism is a religion.", argument is old and lame. Yawn.

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Anonymous: That which can be proposed without proof, can be dismissed without proof.

Anonymous: Wow! So everything that nature creates is actually good for me? Cool! I'm gonna go out and get some arsenic, belladonna, uranium, Paciific Yew berries and poison ivy and myself a fucking feast! Better yet... why don't YOU do that? I'm smart enough to know that "natural" does not equal safe and smart.

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Brasil-sil-sil: amen...

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Anonymous: HAAHAHAHA, fantastic! Throw in a dash of mamba venom and a little side serve of poorly-prepared fugu, and you're set!

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woundedsanity: if god said that hes an asshole xD

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DutchGuy: kinda sounds like gawd wants us to eat the tree instead of the fruit

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Anonymous: No shit dumbass. WOW. Tell me, can I die from drinking too much water? PHARMS kill 20,000 a year in the U.S. DER, Yes. Certain plants can kill you. But something tells me the one the works with you ENDO-Cannabinoid system, and is full of CANNABINOIDS WONT BE ONE OF THOSE. Marijuana is safer than aspirin. Dummy.

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Anonymous: It’s in the bible and the bible is in me. Actually slipping into my bowels right now.

Anonymous: ^So true. In the end, god will cast them all into the fires of hell!

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Anonymous: who are psycho.. very intuitive

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Anonymous: ^^^wait, so there's people who are only atheists when they're ON THE INTERNET? In real life, they don't have the balls to pretend there's no God?

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Anonymous: oh, one does have to know what is considered direct blasphemy and what the dogmas are and why the were put in there - what of it could make sense, what doesnt, whats just mixed in from somewhere else and so on (oh - and the "fish (people? priests?) and bread (prayer? mess?)" symbol things (and the ole asking for money for incentive better than investment or building up infrastructure thing)

GOD: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, all of you - Oh shit !!! Robert Zemeckis isn't the type of guy to sue for copyright is he ?

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Marty McFly: Thanks Doc .We will . Where are you going now ? Back to the future ?

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Anonymous: retard, there are historical verses in the bible.... babylonian exile, look it up

Anonymous: I'd say burn all religious books but then I'd sound like a religious fanatic.

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Hughbie: ^lol....and some people still believe this dead person is still coming back. Must say though..I like this version of the bible. No bullshit.

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Anonymous: THe bible speaks of a mark the whole world will take so they can buy and sell. I believe that in view of the present.

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peachasgotit: where can i buy one of these bibles? i mite actually read this one.

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Bansheeflyer: You non-believing idiots. There were people that for all we know don't exist that wrote this book to symbolize a major figure that we can't see or hear, and this figure sent his son down to die, then still have sin enter the world the very next day, while his sons and daughters did stupid things to get themselves killed or raped.

Anonymous: good! now put some diced onions into a pan with hot butter and cut this bible into small pieces, let it sizzel for 5 minutes and then ad a few eggs. salt, petter, garlic and ready is your biblical omlett.

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Anonymous: Looks like someone pulled it out of there ass. Put it back in there where it belongs.

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wank hank: the bible - givin you a hellofa trip since 1000 years

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Anonymous: GOOD JOB !!!

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Wr104Gamma: They should turn to the page about mana from heaven and eat it

hello pepe: that's what happens to anything that pepe64 touched with his infectous dick!! how would i know? well, everyone in our gay community is getting penis and butthole mushromms since pepe64 has joined us!!

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pepe64: ^No riots? No demands for limitations on free speech? No demands for blasphemy laws? Those x-ians are far too peaceful

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Anonymous: It is a stupid book written by stupid people for the stupid people. Amen.

MrPerspective: According to the Koran, Jesus didn't die, it was a stunt double. Srsly, I'm not kidding you!

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Pastafarian: FSM says Jesus didn't exsist and the bibles full of shit. You should listen to him. He does have some rather large meaty balls.

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MrPerspective: ^ I'd lick them with sauce. I'm not gay, just getting hungry, it's almost dinner time. ;-) BTW, large balls are overrated: look what Lance Armstrong accomplished with just one. (~_^)

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MrPerspective: ^^ Now I've got a problem : see, there's all these Holy Books that hold the One Truth, but they keep contradicting each other., Dang, I dunno WHICH One & Only God to believe and follow. (Ah well, I'll think about it over a nice serving of noodles.)

Alkarnur: < An even better bible: "Don't be a pussy." or "Don't be an asshole." or "Thou shalt not gay."

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MrPerspective: Talk to me, 2521. What happened? Tried to goatse, and parted the Red Sea? "Paging Dr House. Dr House to Proctology."

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Anonymous: 4515 i think i may have made it worse. i watch the devils last night, ken russel film. anyway the nuns had a religous experience with a wax candle. so i tried to plug the leak so to speak. i think it was too large becuase now there's more blood and my farts feel like a light breese.

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MrPerspective: ^ One word, man: CONSULT. You need to have a proper examination down there. Let a Doctor look at it. Though I expect it's just an anal fissure or a hemorrhoid. But take it seriously, might be giving you anemia... for starters! Never a good idea to let a bleeding unchecked.

Anonymous: bleed guy. it occurs to me that everything got f**ked up when people made a religon out of it and took it all way to seriously. surely the message of these stories is don't be a dick. simple. i think this is obvious and inherent though. deep down you know when something isn't right.