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I found this while flipping through one of my sketch books. Thought it might make you giggle.

You’re the avocado on my toast,
The hops in my IPA,
The bubbles in my lime LaCroix,
The soy in my tofu pate.
You’re cuter than the tamagotchi
I bought at that little flea market,
You’re sweeter than any artisan candy,
More fun than my model Death Star kit.
I love you more than both flannel and plaid–
You’re the best friend and lover I’ve ever had.
You make me say things unironically
And for that reason, I’ll love you chronically.