Clash of the UM Titans

The continued raping and pillaging of my childhood continues with the digitized remake of Clash of the Titans. To put a UM spin on this, what are some Clashes of UM Titans you would like to see and who would win?

i would have to say that more often than not, Long would be able to handle Graham, given the recently displayed size advantage. Graham would only need to win on about 3 out of 30 plays to have a good showing though

i would also posit that Woodson would handle Edwards on the field, except for in the redzone where Edwards' combination of strength, size and speed made him unstoppable.

Bo sticks his finger in Frieder's face and screams that he is not a Michigan Man. Frieder whips the towel from his shoulder and chokes Bo with it. The Crisler Arena crowd of 1,827 cheers wildly.

Adams Axiom: The major difference between something that might go wrong and something that can not possibly go wrong is that when a thing that can not possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.