{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is working perfectly! Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! ''[laughs, then notices SpongeBob staring at him]'' Hello.}}

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{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is working perfectly! Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! ''[laughs, stops then notices SpongeBob staring at him]'' Hello.}}

{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking at Plankton after hearing what he just said]'' Police! Police!}}

{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking at Plankton after hearing what he just said]'' Police! Police!}}

{{L|Plankton|''[getting arrested]'' Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. ''[the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes, dropping to the ground before running away, with the police on pursuit]'' That was easy. I'm free! Free!}}

{{L|Plankton|''[getting arrested]'' Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. ''[the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes, dropping to the ground before running away, with the police on pursuit]'' That was easy. I'm free! Free!}}

{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? ''[gives him some milk and he stops crying]'' That's it, drink up! ''[baby Krabs spit out the and he continues to cry]'' Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? ''[baby Krabs slaps it away and continues to cry]'' Yikes. Not even a Krabby Patty helps. ''[reaches into his pocket]''How about a stack of 20s? ''[shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it and chews on it]''}}

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{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? ''[gives him some milk and he stops crying]'' That's it, drink up! ''[baby Krabs spits out the bottle and he continues to cry]'' Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? ''[baby Krabs slaps it away and continues to cry]'' Yikes. Not even a Krabby Patty helps. ''[reaches into his pocket]''How about a stack of 20s? ''[shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it and chews on it]''}}

{{L|Plankton|Hands in the air!}}

{{L|Plankton|Hands in the air!}}

{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton!}}

{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton!}}

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{{L|Plankton|It'll take more time to explain than you have left. ''[walks away; runs back out with a Krabby Patty]''}}

{{L|Plankton|It'll take more time to explain than you have left. ''[walks away; runs back out with a Krabby Patty]''}}

Airdate:

U.S. viewers (millions):

[It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. All of a sudden, Plankton, disguised as a peppershaker, steals a Krabby Patty from a customer.]

Plankton: Ha! [runs out of the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind]

Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there, Plankton.

Plankton: Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: I'll take that. [Gets the Krabby Patty from him]

Plankton: How'd you know it was me?

Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.

Plankton: Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.

Mr. Krabs: You think? SpongeBob! [SpongeBob runs onto the scene]

SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! [Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth]

Announcer:[off-screen] 3, 2, 1…, launch! [SpongeBob launches Plankton out of his hat and through the Chum Bucket roof]

Plankton: AAHH!

[Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench]

Plankton: Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs' formula! Mr. Krabs is too powerful. If only there were a way to render him helpless!

Sadie:[with her baby] Oh, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.

Plankton: Hey, I resent that! Huh?

Sadie:[she takes the bottle from her baby] Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could take your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. [the baby starts crying, Sadie puts the bottle back into her baby's mouth and moves on]

Mr. Krabs:[A penny catches his eye] Ooh, a penny. [He sees a trail of pennies] A trail of pennies! [They lead him into a phone booth outside. We see some green gas appear around Krabs.]

Plankton: I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! [He opens the phone booth, and grabs the key.] The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. [Looks at baby Krabs] He's a little bigger than I imagined. [baby Krabs takes the key and swings it up and down, then puts Plankton into his mouth and starts biting him] Whoa! No, no! Ow, ow, ow! Oof! Whoa! [baby Krabs then sucks on Plankton, and releases him. He runs for the front doors of the Krusty Krab, with Krabs following behind him, but he can't reach.]

SpongeBob: Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! [baby Krabs giggles] Oh, aren't you just too cute. [tickles baby Krabs] Coochie coochie coo! [they both laugh]

Plankton: Hello! If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.

Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly! Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! [laughs, stops then notices SpongeBob staring at him] Hello.

SpongeBob:[looking at Plankton after hearing what he just said] Police! Police!

Plankton:[getting arrested] Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. [the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes, dropping to the ground before running away, with the police on pursuit] That was easy. I'm free! Free!

[Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always]

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! [SpongeBob shows Squidward baby Krabs] It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! [baby Krabs burps in Squidward's face] What do we do, Squidward?

Squidward: I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. [walks away]

Plankton:[back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen] …and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not cricket. [pouts] Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.

Karen: Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.

Plankton: Not sure I follow you.

Karen: Listen carefully. Spray...

Plankton: Yes.

Karen: ...Sponge....

Plankton: Uh-huh.

Karen: ....Bob.....

Plankton: Right.

Karen: ....Too!

Plankton: Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? [gives him some milk and he stops crying] That's it, drink up! [baby Krabs spits out the bottle and he continues to cry] Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? [baby Krabs slaps it away and continues to cry] Yikes. Not even a Krabby Patty helps. [reaches into his pocket]How about a stack of 20s? [shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it and chews on it]

Plankton: Hands in the air!

SpongeBob: Plankton!

Plankton:[pops up at the scene, with a gas tank behind his back] That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. [starts to spray. Mr. Krabs turns back into an adult, wearing a diaper, and SpongeBob turns into a baby] What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal? [sprays again. Mr. Krabs returns to his baby form as SpongeBob returns to normal, but is still wearing a rectangular diaper and is barefoot] It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! [sprays only SpongeBob, and he is turned back into a baby again] One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! [sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal. They're still wearing their diapers] Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adult? [tries to spray them, but nothing comes out] Barnacles, I've run out of gas!

Plankton: Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. [SpongeBob comes out of nowhere]

SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!

Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! [sprays the gas on SpongeBob, turning him into a senior citizen]

SpongeBob: I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel. [laughs]

Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! [throws the spray fan away] At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!

SpongeBob: What was that, sonny?

Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left. [walks away; runs back out with a Krabby Patty]

SpongeBob: What?

Mr. Krabs:[sniffs] He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!

SpongeBob: Catch who?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Gesundheit.

Plankton: Victory is mine! [the bottom of the walkers cause Plankton to jump]

SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!

Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!

SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting.

Mr. Krabs:[hatches an idea] That's it! Knit, little nitwit!

Plankton: That was almost too easy. [Plankton is caught in a net] What? No! I demand you geezers release me!

Mr. Krabs: Right after the party. The piñata party. [A group of senior citizens show up]

Plankton: What?

Senior Citizens:[beating Plankton with their canes and walkers] That's for calling us old.

Plankton: Hey, quit it!

Senior Citizens: I want candy!

Plankton: No!

[Cut to the Chum Bucket, with Plankton in his lab, writing something on a chalk board.]

Plankton: One squirt equals baby, carry over the two plus the square root of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it.

[Cut to Barg'n Mart]

Plankton: Excuse me, what aisle did you get that from?

Shubie: You mean the Kelp-O?

Plankton: No, that thing! The ugly drippy smelly thing.

Shubie: Are you talking about my baby? creep! [Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up squashing him by running him over.]

Plankton: Ow, ow, ow! [moans] Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial babies? [Shubie squishes Plankton again with her cart.] Ow, ow, ow, ow! [Cut to the Chum Bucket] That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!

Karen: Just like all your other plans that "couldn't possibly fail"?

Plankton: What is it now, Karen?

Karen: I'm saying you should test your gas before you run over there all willy nilly!

Plankton: That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! [Grabs the pack and points it at Karen]

Karen:[gasps] Plankton, don't you dare! [sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground]

Plankton: Everyone say your ABCs! [sprays two people, who start crying] Now when you turn into babies, [sprays two more people] you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! [throws a gas bomb which turns Mr. Krabs into a baby, who starts crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen]

SpongeBob: What's wrong, little feller? [A gas bomb was thrown at him and explodes, turning him into a baby. They both cry]

[Cut to an aerial view of the Krusty Krab where everyone is turning into babies. Patrick is seen turning into a baby. Squidward opens the bathroom door and sees what's going on, then walks away. A gas bomb explodes in the bathroom turning Squidward into a crying baby.]

Plankton: My moment of triumph! [slips on some drool] What the...? [SpongeBob, Krabs, and Squidward are drooling over Plankton] Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!

Baby Mr. Krabs: Goo!

Plankton:[he yelps. Baby Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton.] Put me down! [baby Mr. Krabs just shakes him playfully like a rattle] Ow! [shakes him again] Stop it! I'm an adult! [SpongeBob grabs him and starts sucking on him like a pacifier. Spits him out into Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts and Plankton runs away from him, screaming] Huh? I don't believe it! [Plankton sees Krabs sucking on the secret formula bottle] The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! [baby Krabs smashes Plankton with the bottle] Ow. [he squishes him four more times as Baby Thaddeus laughs. As baby Mr. Krabs crawls away, Plankton emerges, groaning in pain] I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you![baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas tank by repeatedly banging it against the ground] Hey! What are you doing? [the gas tank rises into the air like a rocket ship and releases gas everywhere, which sprays onto Plankton] Uh-oh. [he shrinks until he is no longer seen as he is in another dimension with amoebas floating around him] Ahem! [he covers himself] Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!