WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutesof your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-poweredvacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money,I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedgedhis foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said."Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, heemptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manurefrom your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The oldlady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a really good appetite,because they cut off my electricity this morning.""When I say I'm broke, I'm broke!!"