"Crash has gotten so old, that we at Without Mother Fucking Order Industries have decided it's best he be euthanized. We have waited 16 years for him to die of old age, but recently discovered that he is a Highlander much like Connor MacLeod, and the only way he can die is by decapitation."

They're only asking for $100 to build the badass contraption. We're down with that grass-roots, DIY spirit, but GoFundMe has taken down the hXc listing.