SpongeBob: Yes. I've come for my official handbook, official pen, official notebook, official sunglasses, official nose hair collection storage tank, official belly button ring, official handcuffs, official M4A1, official laptop, official butler, official wallet, official man purse, official iPad, official tissue box, official lunchbox, official wireless broadband network, official deflated football, and official dead squirrel.

Mr. Flounder: Don't forget your official meme soundboard!

SpongeBob: Oh yeah.

[SpongeBob takes everything he needs, then shoots Mr. Flounder with his official M4A1]