Louie (FX) – The third season debuts tonight, finally. It feels like we’ve been talking about it for weeks (because we have), so I’m officially 100% stoked and ready for the premiere. Also, tonight will mark the beginning of a six month period where I have the show’s theme stuck in my head 70-80% of the time. I’m OK with that.

The NBA Draft (ESPN) – I love the NBA Draft so much. SO MUCH. Every year I spend hours and hours researching which players I think my precious Philadelphia 76ers should take, and then they never select any of them and I throw a total sh-tfit. Sports are great. (NOTE: Live discussion at With Leather tonight.)

Anger Management/Wilfred (FX) – Charlie Sheen’s new FX series debuts tonight, too. My review is that I’m not going to watch it because Charlie Sheen is a huge dildo and I have no interest in supporting anything he is involved in except the first Major League movie.

Burn Notice/Suits (USA) – Josh usually handles the Thursday night listings, so I haven’t gotten to go on my “Suits” rant this season. Here it is: every character on the show is kind of unlikable except Harvey’s secretary, Donna. Even the main character stole his best friend’s girlfriend and then played kissyface at the office with the paralegal who looks like Stacey Dash. But Donna? Donna can stay.

Brand X With Russell Brand (FX) – Listen here, FX. I love you guys. I really do. You’re responsible for stuff like “Justified” and “Louie,” and for that you have my undying gratitude, so I am going to choose my next words very carefully: please stop this show as soon as possible. Thanks.

I love Charlie Sheen and I sided with him against Lorre. Lorre is a talentless hack that ripped Charlie’s life added a few generic sitcom characters and made the highest rated TV show on Network TV for a while. His other show is terrible and basically Nerd Blackface. So I’ll take Charlie’s side. That and I’d trade my little sister’s life, 20 years off of mine, and 30 off of my dad’s just to live Charlie’s life for a week. However, Anger Management sucks. They basically make Charlie into Charlie and Allen from Two and a Half men, the chicks aren’t as hot as they were on CBS, and there’s a laugh track. Terrible.

Look, FX is the ultimate bro network, this is easy. Have Charlie bang whores and have things fall apart on him because of it…this isn’t complicated.