i painted my first fancy purse

Personal reasons are keeping me away from the computer for most of this week, so I'm using the time to re-post some of my favorite topics from my former blog. This crafty project was originally posted at the peacoat papers in January 2009.

ALTERNATE TITLE: How I Made My GORGEOUS (Ruined) Purse
Into a Passable Purse.

One of the last oh-so-intellectual
reality shows I worked on shot for 32 days straight, 24 hours a day.
It was, hands down, the hardest show I worked on in my television
career. Not just because of the insane work schedule but...for reasons I
will not list, lest I experience flashbacks and have a seizure right
here at the computer.

When we were done shooting, I decided to reward myself with my very
first Fancy Purse. One would think that I would go for a designer of
more standing, perhaps opt for a classic goes-with-anything First Fancy
Purse. And I thought about that. But I could not get this particular L.A.M.B. purse out of my mind.
L.A.M.B. is designed by Gwen Stefani of No Doubt, for those of you who
don't know. I decided to make my first big splurge on a handbag
designed by a pop/rock star instead of going with something more
traditional, doesn't that just sum it all up?

I did not regret the purchase. The thing was gorgeous. Supple tan
leather and bright white suede, so dramatic! I carried it with pride
all through the summer, and through the fall of my wedding. Which means
I schlepped it through multiple airports and countries and indoors and
outdoors and well, you all know where eight months on my arm
might take you. When it came time to retire it for Winter (with full
plans to bust it back out for Spring), I couldn't help but notice how
FILTHY it had gotten. A couple of my better friends even, um, commented
on it. (Here's
the only picture I could find of me holding Fancy Purse. We were at a
Gold party, do not think The
Gorilla dresses like for just any night out.)

But
this was not just
stuff. I paid a ton of money for this purse, plus I loved it. I
took it to the dry cleaners and to the shoe repair shop looking for a
solution. I was met with pitiful looks and slow shaking of the head.

The shoe repair guy - to whom I bring practically everything -
suggested I dye the suede a darker color. He wouldn't do it himself, mind you,
because he was afraid that dyeing it in the same way they dye shoes
would bleed and stain the leather. But he sold me a bottle of suede
spray. Spray, like spray paint. I was skeptical. He wanted me to
spray paint my purse? But a little internet searching later, I saw that
people do indeed spray suede. I reasoned that the thing was too dirty
to every carry again, I might as well try something. I mean, it's
ruined either way, right?

Here are the before pictures. You
cannot tell how absolutely ruined the purse is from these pictures, so
don't think me a ninny about it.

I prepped it for the suede spray
paint. (ahhh, now you can get a better grasp on the dirtiness I had
been toting around).

Time to spray...I have a bad feeling about this:

Oh my, it was TERRIBLE! When I peeled the newspaper off, it was just
gray and uneven and in general awful. Just not precise enough. It
looked, well, spray-painted. I was done. I had to try a new
tactic. So I went to the fabric store and bought actual fabric paint,
safe for suede. At this point it was just a raging experiment. I
plopped myself down on the couch with some old tivo'd Oprahs and set to
work. (I
started the painting on the front side of the purse. I had sprayed the
back side stripe).

This went better. Not perfect, but better. Painting with a paintbrush
let me get deep into the suede, something the spray wasn't doing. Suede
is tricky, but at least I could see what I was doing.

I
painted the middle stripe black, but decided to paint the outside
stripes dark brown, just for the contrast. I got it all done except for
the part around the "L" logo (as seen above). I couldn't get in close
enough even with a fine paintbrush, because of the consistency of the
paint. I thought I was stuck and reached for my last resort, that trick
in every crafters back pocket: SHARPIE.

Yes, my friends, I
Sharpie'd my First Fancy Purse. I'm worried it might fade gray or
purple (as Sharpie tends to do) but for now it's holding. I'm not
entirely pleased with the results, but it's passable. I don't think you
would give it a double-take if you saw me at the mall. I took it out
on my errands yesterday and felt fine about it.

I feel like in these pictures you see the mistakes even more than you do
in real life. It passed The
Gorilla's test (he himself is an artist and quite the
perfectionist). Here are close-ups of the Sharpie'd "L" and just the
suede in general. You'd have to be really close to notice.

So, there are ways to salvage your
stuff. Sometimes it takes a little work. My First Fancy Purse is
not officially my Errand Running Purse. The
Gorilla bought me a new Fancy Purse for my birthday last year, but
can a girl have too many?! Probably not.

*

UPDATE: I didn't really carry the purse that much after this. A few times total. After a little bit of time, it started to fade and then didn't look good in any way. And by that time I had moved on.

Comments

i painted my first fancy purse

Personal reasons are keeping me away from the computer for most of this week, so I'm using the time to re-post some of my favorite topics from my former blog. This crafty project was originally posted at the peacoat papers in January 2009.

ALTERNATE TITLE: How I Made My GORGEOUS (Ruined) Purse
Into a Passable Purse.

One of the last oh-so-intellectual
reality shows I worked on shot for 32 days straight, 24 hours a day.
It was, hands down, the hardest show I worked on in my television
career. Not just because of the insane work schedule but...for reasons I
will not list, lest I experience flashbacks and have a seizure right
here at the computer.

When we were done shooting, I decided to reward myself with my very
first Fancy Purse. One would think that I would go for a designer of
more standing, perhaps opt for a classic goes-with-anything First Fancy
Purse. And I thought about that. But I could not get this particular L.A.M.B. purse out of my mind.
L.A.M.B. is designed by Gwen Stefani of No Doubt, for those of you who
don't know. I decided to make my first big splurge on a handbag
designed by a pop/rock star instead of going with something more
traditional, doesn't that just sum it all up?

I did not regret the purchase. The thing was gorgeous. Supple tan
leather and bright white suede, so dramatic! I carried it with pride
all through the summer, and through the fall of my wedding. Which means
I schlepped it through multiple airports and countries and indoors and
outdoors and well, you all know where eight months on my arm
might take you. When it came time to retire it for Winter (with full
plans to bust it back out for Spring), I couldn't help but notice how
FILTHY it had gotten. A couple of my better friends even, um, commented
on it. (Here's
the only picture I could find of me holding Fancy Purse. We were at a
Gold party, do not think The
Gorilla dresses like for just any night out.)

But
this was not just
stuff. I paid a ton of money for this purse, plus I loved it. I
took it to the dry cleaners and to the shoe repair shop looking for a
solution. I was met with pitiful looks and slow shaking of the head.

The shoe repair guy - to whom I bring practically everything -
suggested I dye the suede a darker color. He wouldn't do it himself, mind you,
because he was afraid that dyeing it in the same way they dye shoes
would bleed and stain the leather. But he sold me a bottle of suede
spray. Spray, like spray paint. I was skeptical. He wanted me to
spray paint my purse? But a little internet searching later, I saw that
people do indeed spray suede. I reasoned that the thing was too dirty
to every carry again, I might as well try something. I mean, it's
ruined either way, right?

Here are the before pictures. You
cannot tell how absolutely ruined the purse is from these pictures, so
don't think me a ninny about it.

I prepped it for the suede spray
paint. (ahhh, now you can get a better grasp on the dirtiness I had
been toting around).

Time to spray...I have a bad feeling about this:

Oh my, it was TERRIBLE! When I peeled the newspaper off, it was just
gray and uneven and in general awful. Just not precise enough. It
looked, well, spray-painted. I was done. I had to try a new
tactic. So I went to the fabric store and bought actual fabric paint,
safe for suede. At this point it was just a raging experiment. I
plopped myself down on the couch with some old tivo'd Oprahs and set to
work. (I
started the painting on the front side of the purse. I had sprayed the
back side stripe).

This went better. Not perfect, but better. Painting with a paintbrush
let me get deep into the suede, something the spray wasn't doing. Suede
is tricky, but at least I could see what I was doing.

I
painted the middle stripe black, but decided to paint the outside
stripes dark brown, just for the contrast. I got it all done except for
the part around the "L" logo (as seen above). I couldn't get in close
enough even with a fine paintbrush, because of the consistency of the
paint. I thought I was stuck and reached for my last resort, that trick
in every crafters back pocket: SHARPIE.

Yes, my friends, I
Sharpie'd my First Fancy Purse. I'm worried it might fade gray or
purple (as Sharpie tends to do) but for now it's holding. I'm not
entirely pleased with the results, but it's passable. I don't think you
would give it a double-take if you saw me at the mall. I took it out
on my errands yesterday and felt fine about it.

I feel like in these pictures you see the mistakes even more than you do
in real life. It passed The
Gorilla's test (he himself is an artist and quite the
perfectionist). Here are close-ups of the Sharpie'd "L" and just the
suede in general. You'd have to be really close to notice.

So, there are ways to salvage your
stuff. Sometimes it takes a little work. My First Fancy Purse is
not officially my Errand Running Purse. The
Gorilla bought me a new Fancy Purse for my birthday last year, but
can a girl have too many?! Probably not.

*

UPDATE: I didn't really carry the purse that much after this. A few times total. After a little bit of time, it started to fade and then didn't look good in any way. And by that time I had moved on.

...

I grew up in a one-stoplight Oklahoma town before I fell into a life in Los Angeles. I met my unexpected husband on a movie set, and spent years working in reality television until we married and started our family. So now I am a housewife and we live in Hollywood.

That cliche doesn't mean what it used to. The women in my life can discuss politics and lipstick in the same breath. Amen.

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