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Team Name : F.C Impact!

Team Mascot : Shahz the Cat

Hougang-Serangoon Kings!

Admin's note** :

Meows , my name is Shahideen and i am a J.C student who puts his intellectual knowledge to use by creating this blog.Although you may think that i love J.C , it is quite strategic for me as the girls there are twice as smart and twice more unlikely to F! me. However , i must admit that my charm has not deteriorated due to the overwhelming amount of ladies who approach me . And when i say " ladies" , i meant , only my mum. My favourite pastime is watching kittens fall asleep and playing with yarnballs to spur the moments.In addition , i love painting , don't call me arrogant , but i must admit that i am quite artistic by nature. My latest invention , which i name " Lembu takde gigi " has been a commercial success and has even been compared to paintings such as the likes of Mona Lisa. I like glitter and sparkly dresses and i love cute stuff as it embodies who i am in real life. This blog has been solely mantained by me and so far , i can proudly say that Impact football club has been a success with a 95% win rate in Bowen Court.We have been cruxifying and shattering teams for the past 2 years in bowen Court. Thank you so much for spending 2 minutes in reading this post , you could have do other meaningful things but you chose to read this. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.As a gift of appreciation , i have included a lovely potrait of myself on my feelings towards your kindness.
Love , Shahz.

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1. You probably have some sort of physical disabillity or impairment that needs proffesional help.

2. Extremely bad, unpleasant, and degrading to the maximum degree.

3. Poor , Bad and very dissapointing.

4. Dismal performance.

5. Bad day at the office

6. Average - a solid showing

7. A good performance

8. Very dominant performance

9. Out of this world.

10. Reserved For My Master

Player Ratings - Overall Performance

Saiful 6 - Was not troubled by the MRA due to the barca-esque performance by the outfield players of the team

Shahideen 7.5 - Oh , what a typical defender. Very boring and clears the when ball in danger with the same old movements and tricks . But then again , thats what makes Shahideen a good defender !

Hakim Motaninho , Elfi 8 - As The rating suggests , was dominant as both wingers dominate in the flanks with Elfi playing a deeper - supporting role to produce Ridhuan with passes while Hakim Motaninho controls the stability of the Impact-Barca movement to retain possesion and deliver the goods when opportunity strikes.

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Hafizzudin 7 - The product of Impact's youth academy is officially a success with his performance gradually improving after each game. Most notable contribution was conjuring the one-two defence penetration with Master Ridhuan.

Ridhuan 10 - The Phenomenon is endorsed by the world with his Supreme and sovereign-ly exquisite

performance that manifests itself in a series of ways that helps coordinate the team onto a path that is holy , and not superficial.