Crafts. A Star Wars felt crib mobile that will automatically make your child 20% cooler. And let’s not forget the shoes: The Sith ones have spikes – the Artoo ones have Artoo, and I’m way more chill with them now that I see that the action figure isn’t actually standing in for the heel.

when I clicked on the twitter link, I was really hoping I was about to see Luke in a catsuit.

Jests aside, however, it looks pretty badass.

And regarding boob-shaped armor: Yes Times A Billion. There’s also the fact that it would naturally guide pointy objects towards the sternum. So even if the warrior doesn’t fall over, she’s going to end up with a weak point where she shouldn’t have one. (If I had to hazard a guess, I’d say that’s probably why the pictured dome-fronted armor was The Style for a while–it would direct a jousting lance to one side or the other, making it easier to stay on the horse).