Nick Offerman of ‘Parks and Recreation’ has a hilarious new segment on ‘Conan:’ “Nick Offerman Reads the Tweets of Young Female Celebrities.” And no, we promise it’s not creepy!

-Lucia Peters

Nick Offerman is a busy man. When he’s not cracking us up as Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation, he’s doing things like stopping by late-night television shows to crack us up some more. But Nick has hobbies, too, and like so many of us in this crunched economies, he’s looking for ways to turn those hobbies into something lucrative. Here’s the thing: Nick’s favorite hobbies include working outside…. And reading the Tweets of young female celebrities. How the heck do you combine those two things into a profitable venture?

It’s a good thing Conan O’Brien was on hand to help, because between the two of them, they’ve come up with a solution: A brand-new Conan segment entitled “Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreation Reads Tweets from Young Female Celebrities.” Yes, it sounds kind of creepy; however, the fact that it is Nick Offerman doing the reading steers it away from NOPE territory and into the land of the hilarious. In between clips of Nick doing such manly activities as chopping wood and working a chainsaw, he takes a couple of quiet moments to reflect upon the Tweets of such stars as Taylor Swift and Ashley Tisdale—and yes, it is just as funny as you think it will be. But don’t take my word for it; watch it for yourself right here. There’s even a catchy jingle to go along with it!

My personal favorite? Selena Gomez and her socks party, though Miley and her walnut addiction lead a close second.