In a little cantina on the edge of town, Mexican sun was just sinking down. She said, ""How ya'doin'?"" as she pulled up a chair. I smiled, said ,""Babe, I ain't goin' nowhere"" ""Dos Margaritas, por favor"". If only, I'd known what I was in for. The blender buzzing, round after round. They'd set 'em up and she'd knock'em down Tequila Sheila, she was ready and willing and able Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, drank me under the table Tequila Sheila, Prairie fires lit up the night. Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, got me feelin' alright Oh her sweet Texas smile and hair hangin' free. It drove me wild how she looked at me A few more laughs and a few more sips. She read my mind when she kissed my lips And then she pulled me up to dance off the Cuervo. I spent twenty bucks on a tacky sombrero Mariachis came strollin' by. Cielito Lindo, ay, yi, yi, yi Tequila Sheila, she was ready and willing and able Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, drank me under the table Tequila Sheila, Prairie fires lit up the night. Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, got me feelin' alright She took me home and she pushed me right up the stairs. I said, ""Baby, please stay"". She said, ""I ain't goin' nowhere"" Tequila Sheila, she was ready and willing and able Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, drank me under the table Tequila Sheila, Prairie fires lit up the night. Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, got me feelin' alright Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, got me feelin' alright Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la-la-la, got me feelin' alright