The Texan Wars

In yet another heatwave-induced crazy dream: I just dreamt that an
inexplicably not-dead Lyndon Johnson physically accosted me because of
how [now in real life] I make fun of taped calls to his wife where he'd blubber about how depressed he
was to be sending troops into Vietnam but thought he had to or else
the Big Bad Republicans would say he's soft on Communism.