We’re saved!: California might reward you with CO2-induced-bad-weather prevention cash if a tree is cut down with a fossil-fueled chainsaw, hauled to a fossil-fueled lumber mill with heavy fossil-fueled equipment, then transported by another fossil-fueled truck to a fossil-fueled furniture factory, then transported by a another fossil-fueled truck to a furniture store, then transported by another fossil-fueled truck to someone’s fossil-fueled mansion …and you get to keep the cash even if the mansion immediately burns to the ground along with the furniture!