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"I never got good-looking chicks," he said in the tome. "We'd get beer bottles thrown at us, not frilly underwear."

The now-married rocker, who is famous for dabbling in sex drugs and Satanism, wrote in "I Am Ozzy" that he repelled women with his dark music -- and when the band began playing their song "Black Sabbath," females would flee the building.

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"All the girls ran out of the venue screaming," he said. "Isn't the whole point of being in a band to get a shag, not to make chicks run away?"

Ozzy also details the incident in which he bit the head off a bat and a dove. He also describes slaying stray cats and taking a shotgun to a bunch of chickens in a coop, according to the paper. But Oz said he isn't concerned with what others think about his antics.

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"One of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say, 'I don't read reviews, I mean I DON'T READ REVIEWS," the rocker wrote.