Fear not, oh denizens of the mighty wall, for now you can install the one and only Social Shower Curtain and amaze your friends and family with your style and grace. The plastic, full sized curtain, comes with a printed depiction of your favourite page, along with a handy transparent section so you can mock up your own live profile photo while singing along to Rick Astley as you shower. It doesn’t get any better than this folks. Priced at $26.95.

Nigel is the managing editor of the Red Ferret, as well as a freelance columnist for the Sunday Times newspaper in London. Loves tech and fancies himself as a bit of a futurist, but then don’t we all?