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[ general ] Message 1135 (18 left): Tue March 10, 1998 4:51pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: AMUSE ME
7 lines (?)
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[ general ] Message 1130 (23 left): Mon March 9, 1998 1:17pm
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: lookit!!!
3 lines (?)
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Try '?' for help.
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[ general ] Message 1126 (27 left): Sun March 8, 1998 6:49pm
From: timanna (fatty@ella)
Subject: um, several things
3 lines (?)
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[ general ] Message 1125 (28 left): Sun March 8, 1998 2:34pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: nana
3 lines (?)
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[ general ] Message 1120 (33 left): Sun March 8, 1998 12:35am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: YES!!!!
3 lines (?) THANK you! she did the same thing to me, ratty. i think mary thinks
everyone's at her beck and call :-)
it's not like, a BAAAD quality... :-P
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[ general ] Message 1115 (38 left): Sat March 7, 1998 7:15pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: danica
2 lines (?) pay attention! my tape broke in my backpack the other day :( so jovida was being
a nice person.
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[ general ] Message 1114 (39 left): Sat March 7, 1998 5:36pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: licensed to ill
1 line (?) what are you talking about? the beastie boys? why??
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[ general ] Message 1114 (39 left): Sat March 7, 1998 5:36pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: licensed to ill
what are you talking about? the beastie boys? why??
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[ general ] Message 1115 (38 left): Sat March 7, 1998 7:15pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: danica
pay attention! my tape broke in my backpack the other day :( so jovida was being
a nice person.
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[ general ] Message 1116 (37 left): Sat March 7, 1998 8:42pm
From: emily (mtoth@ella)
Subject: post
someone, dammit! I need entertainment
this is kinda sad
oh well
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[ general ] Message 1117 (36 left): Sat March 7, 1998 8:55pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: this is mary
"hi, i talk request people then log off to ANNOY THEM"
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[ general ] Message 1118 (35 left): Sat March 7, 1998 10:11pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: oh god
i think i've "met" damon.
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[ general ] Message 1119 (34 left): Sat March 7, 1998 10:57pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: fear.
thats all i have to say.
just make sure he doens't ask you to suck his dick.
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[ general ] Message 1120 (33 left): Sun March 8, 1998 12:35am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: YES!!!!
THANK you! she did the same thing to me, ratty. i think mary thinks
everyone's at her beck and call :-)
it's not like, a BAAAD quality... :-P
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[ general ] Message 1121 (32 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:33am
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: it's a club
Mary did that to me, too!
Was it a talk request, or just a "write" message. Hmm.
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[ general ] Message 1122 (31 left): Sun March 8, 1998 3:00am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: shiver
i hate gross men.
my friend is innoccent and goes to these clubs and...oh man
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[ general ] Message 1123 (30 left): Sun March 8, 1998 6:44am
From: timanna (fatty@ella)
Subject: ok, so i was taking a break from making the neofem agenda
and i thought i'd sit down with a relaxing trashy tidbit o' weekly. instead
i ended up writing them a rant. it needs to be edited, etc. . . but i've
never been so both angered and in the mood to write before. well, yeah i
have. but not lately.
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[ general ] Message 1124 (29 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:05pm
From: Firesong (kerryren@ella)
Subject: my Bem-test score
Your Femininity Score is 3.750
Your Masculinity Score is 5.500
You are sex-typed in the masculine direction.
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[ general ] Message 1125 (28 left): Sun March 8, 1998 2:34pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: nana
what did you rant about? i didn't read this issue
very thoroughly.
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[ general ] Message 1126 (27 left): Sun March 8, 1998 6:49pm
From: timanna (fatty@ella)
Subject: um, several things
i'm trying to put it up in my directory, but i can't cause i forget how
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[ general ] Message 1127 (26 left): Sun March 8, 1998 7:06pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: cut and paste!
tada
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[ general ] Message 1128 (25 left): Sun March 8, 1998 8:28pm
From: timanna (fatty@ella)
Subject: did that
ugh
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[ general ] Message 1129 (24 left): Mon March 9, 1998 11:03am
From: mary (mtoth@ella)
Subject: nah-ahh
I do NOT, ratty :P
I talk-request ppl and then if they don't respond I finger them and if they're not on I log off
so there.
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[ general ] Message 1130 (23 left): Mon March 9, 1998 1:17pm
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: lookit!!!
lurker:
qadira q90 1:07pm 1 forum
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[ general ] Message 1131 (22 left): Mon March 9, 1998 1:50pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: hi
qadira :-)
post
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[ general ] Message 1132 (21 left): Mon March 9, 1998 2:36pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: uh
that doesn't explain why you quit out of my talk-request session, mary
but if you LIKE that alibi... :)
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[ general ] Message 1133 (20 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:30am
From: shock (mtoth@ella)
Subject: oopsie
I'm sorry
to everyone
that I've quit a talk request session with
THERE, happy?
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[ general ] Message 1134 (19 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:35am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: laughing out loud
i'll be happy when you do all that in person ;)
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[ general ] Message 1135 (18 left): Tue March 10, 1998 4:51pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: AMUSE ME
bleah blehahjDhiuery pop fjkdrytieuznbchjzsdhawiu
whopwhiowowpahjdshj exquisite corpse on forum would be cool.
i guess thats wht story is.
okee.
bye.
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[ general ] Message 1136 (17 left): Tue March 10, 1998 6:18pm
From: mmm'mm'goth (mtoth@ella)
Subject: argh
does it annoy anybody else that the forum nodes directoy
does not accurately reflect the contents therein?
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[ general ] Message 1137 (16 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:39pm
From: Becca (beckala@ella)
Subject: yay.
Okay, everybody has to check out my .plan file, because I'm really proud of myself for finally making one. Am I a geek yet? (Obviously not - no self-
respecting geek would neglect to read forum for nearly as long as I have.)
[pout - bad becca!!]
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[ general ] Message 1138 (15 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:25am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: um, becca
you need to change the permissions on your .plan file.
to those of us who aren't you, it still looks like lyou
don't have one.
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[ general ] Message 1139 (14 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:36am
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: mary
i dunno
i'm kinda used to it by now
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[ general ] Message 1140 (13 left): Wed March 11, 1998 12:06pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: forum nodes directory
do you mean the file that lists the nodes?
it's at ~celesteh/public/lib/forum
or if you mean an its handout, it hasn't been correct in years.
beckala: cut and paste the next few lines to the ella prompt
cd
chmod 644 .plan
chmod 755 ./
then yer plan should show up. :)
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[ general ] Message 1141 (12 left): Wed March 11, 1998 7:09pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: hey ninjas
it's warm out
it's dark out
there's a full moon out
.....
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[ general ] Message 1142 (11 left): Wed March 11, 1998 7:24pm
From: GI jen (socks@ella)
Subject: I propose
dancing naked in some fountains.
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[ general ] Message 1143 (10 left): Wed March 11, 1998 7:30pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: yeah!
hell yeah!
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[ general ] Message 1144 (9 left): Wed March 11, 1998 8:25pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
This is really random, but what're we gonna call the years between 2000
and 2010?
I mean, really?
Two thousand one?
Twenty one?
Twenty odd one?
Twenty oh one?
Why am I wondering this at all?
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[ general ] Message 1145 (8 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:56pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: 2001
we'll say two thousand and one because of that damn novel/movie.
then we'll probably continute the pattern.
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[ general ] Message 1146 (7 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:32pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
But it's too long to say 'two thousand and seven'!
I think we should say twenty-odd seven
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[ general ] Message 1147 (6 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:32pm
From: kit (avanelle@ella)
Subject: verbage
I think we should start saying "Twenty odd-one" "odd-five" etc.
and see how long it takes the trend to pick up
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[ general ] Message 1148 (5 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:34pm
From: kittery (avanelle@ella)
Subject: posting
all the nations love timana
Timananana, Timananana!
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[ general ] Message 1149 (4 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:43pm
From: Kaht (avanelle@ella)
Subject: haha
yuri is a cheeto-head! yuri is a cheeto-head!!!
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[ general ] Message 1150 (3 left): Wed March 11, 1998 11:40pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: it's not ODD
lesson for the day:
WE are odd.
the number 000 is OUGHT.
nineteen - ought- five,
twenty- ought
i tell you.
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[ general ] Message 1151 (2 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:00am
From: Non-Wired Becca (beckala@ella)
Subject: ack.
Okay, I did what you told me (I think...) Celeste. Did it work? Huh, huh?
(thanks for the delicately put tips, y'all)
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[ general ] Message 1152 (1 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:51am
From: timanna (fatty@ella)
Subject: kittteryyy
what's your song? i want to sing it!
cat cat cat cat cat cat
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[ general ] Message 1153 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 9:15am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: actually
that odd thing was bugging em all night
i was all "what the fuck is she taking about"
then i had an epiphany on the bus
ah, aught!
crazy people.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 557 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:52am
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: speaking of nude modeling
3 lines (?)
what's yer schedule like, clst? how do you feel about nailpolish?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 525 (32 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:44am
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: grr
3 lines (?)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 518 (39 left): Fri March 6, 1998 6:45pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: hey, tribadists!
6 lines (?)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 510 (47 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:18pm
From: sloshie-poo (celesteh@ella)
Subject:
7 lines (?)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 508 (49 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:07pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: it was
2 lines (?)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 508 (49 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:07pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: it was
2 lines (?) tribe 8's cd release party, yeah
i like the way a lot of beer tastes.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 508 (49 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:07pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: it was
tribe 8's cd release party, yeah
i like the way a lot of beer tastes.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 509 (48 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:11pm
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: red dora's
is a few blocks from the 16th St/Mission BART. If you want to take
the N bus and get picked up there, suck up to *me*, BABY.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 510 (47 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:18pm
From: sloshie-poo (celesteh@ella)
Subject:
oops, no subject
no encouraging xi to reproduce!!
don't want kids, don't want to have to run away from xi becuase she
gets some from somewhere. i compromised so we can get cats, but that's
as far as i'll go.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 511 (46 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:21pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: sucking up to sharon
is anyone driving the whole way there? i don't know if i can afford any more
buses....
i think xi should store some of her dna somewhere so she can be cloned
later on :-P or sell her eggs :-P then we can have all the fabulousness
of xi saved for posterity's use, but not flip clst out.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 512 (45 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:22pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: oh and
can star come to red dora's?
i bet she'd be interested in neofeminism.com anway... she's a big ol'
(okay, a shorter-than-me ol') radical dykelet.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 513 (44 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:27pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: red dora's
i dunno if i can go. but i'll suck up to you anyway, sharon.
sharon sharon she's so chouette. she's so silly spiffy sorta set.
alliteration's not always a friend.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 514 (43 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:29pm
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: alliterate my amoeba, BABY
N bus to SF terminal on Sunday at 11:54am. If you want a pickup on that bus,
let me know via email by 10am on Sunday.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 515 (42 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:30pm
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: that bus
arrives at the transbay terminal at 11:54am. High and Macarthur at 11:20am.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 516 (41 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:31pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: not high and macarthur
so it arrives at the mills gates, umm, between 11 and 11:20. probably
around 11:10 or so unless it's late.
high is that way
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[ Mills-events ] Message 517 (40 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:34pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: thanks!
hope i can come. . .
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[ Mills-events ] Message 518 (39 left): Fri March 6, 1998 6:45pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: hey, tribadists!
May 22/23 at the Roxie, there's a film called Anything Boys Can Do, and it's
about the whole "girl band underground" and 15 grrrl punk rock bands
mostly in new york and Tribe 8 is in it and it looks SO KICKASS,
we should see it even for fun. that's right by 16th/mission bart.
yah, i realize that's after school gets out :)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 519 (38 left): Fri March 6, 1998 6:55pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: aigh
i'll be away. :/
sad. i wanna see it.
maybe it'll be on video.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 520 (37 left): Fri March 6, 1998 7:22pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: where are you going, ratty?
we ought to find out where to get a copy of it, ask the box office
for the distributor or something. i want to do that for some of
the trannyfest films.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 521 (36 left): Fri March 6, 1998 8:11pm
From: Trooper6 (penni@ella)
Subject: Red Dora
Red Dora's (Rote Dora) was the name of that cool club in Hamburg that had the
darkroom during the Lesbian Spring Fest where I was having sex on a bed with
four other women....and I think it was also the name of a very violent radical
group in Germany of women. They would go and attack porno places. Like with
molotov cocktails and stuff. So why is there a Red Dora's in CA? What's the
historical significance?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 522 (35 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:24am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: i don't KNOW
why don't you come to brunch and ask the staff?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 523 (34 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:27am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: that
is exactly what i was thinking.
and THEN you can write a thing for neofem about places and groups named
red dora's! and we can shower our first non-staff writer with sexual favors
and hershey's kisses.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 524 (33 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:42am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: ooooh baby
actually. katie will be there. i'm have to be on good
behavior. og dearie.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 525 (32 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:44am
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: grr
can't go. SFMOMA w/ the sibs
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[ Mills-events ] Message 526 (31 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:47am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: ah
but
SFMOMA is fun too
sfumati
sfooomoa
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[ Mills-events ] Message 527 (30 left): Sat March 7, 1998 2:10am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: i
have to pick up my friend from oakland airport. his plane gets in at 11:30...
so (asking a lot) could anyone go to airport with me and then straight to
red dora ?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 528 (29 left): Sat March 7, 1998 8:24am
From: GI Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: I wanna
know
was there supposed to be a party tonight for GI Jen?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 529 (28 left): Sat March 7, 1998 10:10am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: and you
have a right to know, jennifer.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 530 (27 left): Sat March 7, 1998 3:41pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: party
if there is one
someone come wake me up for it
i may be dead to the world for a while
but i wanna come
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[ Mills-events ] Message 531 (26 left): Sat March 7, 1998 4:08pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: party
i still have party stuff. if ya'll are up for it
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[ Mills-events ] Message 532 (25 left): Sat March 7, 1998 4:13pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
Not in my room, can't have it there. It's a mess and I'm sick and I have a
ton of homework.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 533 (24 left): Sat March 7, 1998 5:36pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: some
organizers you all are. sheesh. maybe i should throw the party. i have a
all this valentine's candy, and kahlua.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 534 (23 left): Sat March 7, 1998 5:37pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: ^^
and a blender :-D
and mexican hot chocolate.
and a porch.
and new tribe 8 cds.
(not THE new one tho.)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 535 (22 left): Sat March 7, 1998 8:27pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: okay
either i need to find a RIDE to s.f. tomorrow, or i need to find someone
to lend me bus fare and find out who's being picked up by sharon at the
N stop. help help!!
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[ Mills-events ] Message 536 (21 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:36am
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: right now
no one is being picked up by Sharon at Transbay terminal -- because
not one has YET sent me email about it. If you need a ride, send me
email by 10am Sunday morning, and I'll be at Transbay Terminal (I think the
bus I said I'd do pickup for arrives at SF at 11:54. But I'm not gonna
be there if you're not).
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[ Mills-events ] Message 537 (20 left): Sun March 8, 1998 10:02am
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
What is this? What's going on?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 538 (19 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:22pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: yeah baby
i got the new tribe 8 disk.
well, not yet, but it's in the mail
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[ Mills-events ] Message 539 (18 left): Sun March 8, 1998 3:25pm
From: Gi jen (socks@ella)
Subject: since
I was bisy last nite... how about next saturday nite for d party?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 540 (17 left): Sun March 8, 1998 6:19pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: point yer webbrowsers
or real audio at:
http://www.npr.org/ramfiles/980306.atc.04.ram
or go to
http://www.npr.org/programs/atc/archives/1998/980306.atc.html
and click on the link...
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[ Mills-events ] Message 541 (16 left): Sun March 8, 1998 6:27pm
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: for some reason
real audio doesn't like to play npr stuff on my puter
:(
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[ Mills-events ] Message 542 (15 left): Sun March 8, 1998 7:08pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: this part of that page sounds cool...
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY -- Commentator Jeffrey Tayler talks about the International
Women's Day holiday in Russia, which happens on Sunday, March 8th. He says it's one of the
biggest holidays of the year in the former Soviet Union, and requires a personal greeting from men
to women. He tells us about the greeting he memorized for all of his female friends. (4:00)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 543 (14 left): Sun March 8, 1998 8:44pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
Next Sat. sounds fine for the party
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[ Mills-events ] Message 544 (13 left): Sun March 8, 1998 8:56pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: yeah
partyy next sat
sounds gut
:-)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 545 (12 left): Sun March 8, 1998 10:09pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: i may be semi sane by then
i want to party w/ g.i. jen
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[ Mills-events ] Message 546 (11 left): Sun March 8, 1998 11:43pm
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: wah!
i wanna party w/ g.i. jen too.
but i'm already committed.
maybe it'll still be going on
when i'm back from the other thing.
i'll come by and check. bet you're all
pretty darn silly by then...
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[ Mills-events ] Message 547 (10 left): Mon March 9, 1998 9:09am
From: GI jen (socks@ella)
Subject: umm
it will prbably being going on until the wee hrs aren't so wee...
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[ Mills-events ] Message 548 (9 left): Mon March 9, 1998 9:30am
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: party
bleah :-(
our race next week is on sunday instead of saturday
so that means my whole weekend is gone....i have to
sleep both nights. :-P
oh well....
i may stop by for a littel bit early on in the evening
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[ Mills-events ] Message 549 (8 left): Mon March 9, 1998 2:37pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: pretty darn silly?
party, party, drinkdrinkdrink!
water, of course.
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[ Mills-events ] Message 550 (7 left): Tue March 10, 1998 8:17pm
From: mtoh (mtoth@ella)
Subject: yipe
a mills-event is occurring right now!
not only am I waiting for someone else to post to forum
Becca is on campus!
now, for a limited time only in Persis Coleman
you can see my girlfriend
yes, I haven't been making her up all this time
come by, come try!
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[ Mills-events ] Message 551 (6 left): Tue March 10, 1998 8:20pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: becca
do you have her under glass or something? is this a short exhibit?
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[ Mills-events ] Message 552 (5 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:30pm
From: Other Becc (beckala@ella)
Subject: Hey!
I saw her, and I didn't get to try her out for anything!! She's cute tho, and she did offer to give Mary to me and GI Jen for the night... ;P
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[ Mills-events ] Message 553 (4 left): Wed March 11, 1998 6:30am
From: GI Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: damn!
I had homework. ;(
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[ Mills-events ] Message 554 (3 left): Wed March 11, 1998 5:29pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: lol
well, maybe it'
s an open offer!
hmm, if she's willing to give mary to you and .gi. jen for the night,
maybe she's negotiable for all kinds of stuff - this could get interesting!
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[ Mills-events ] Message 555 (2 left): Wed March 11, 1998 11:39pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: yeah!
maybe she'll give us mary for lab testing,
and drag races!
yeah!
(oh, wait, thats not what you meant at all, is it...)
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[ Mills-events ] Message 556 (1 left): Wed March 11, 1998 11:41pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: actually
it's exactly what I meant, because i didn't feel like coming on to her on
forum :)
so i thought, lab testing!
i think also though - nude modeling for neofeminism.com, for example
or a taste tester for lunch!!
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[ Mills-events ] Message 557 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:52am
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: speaking of nude modeling
what's yer schedule like, clst? how do you feel about nailpolish?
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[ Sex ] Message 621 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:05am
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: thanks
4 lines (?)
that was a beautiful thing to post
got a laugh out of me even in my pathetic mopey state :)
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[ Sex ] Message 600 (21 left): Mon March 9, 1998 5:30pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: yah
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[ Sex ] Message 590 (31 left): Mon March 9, 1998 1:01am
From: Trooper6 (penni@ella)
Subject: Gorey
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[ Sex ] Message 580 (41 left): Sun March 8, 1998 10:05am
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
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[ Sex ] Message 578 (43 left): Sun March 8, 1998 3:03am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: i can't believe
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[ Sex ] Message 577 (44 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:16am
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: cheese
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[ Sex ] Message 577 (44 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:16am
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: cheese
i'm disgusted
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[ Sex ] Message 578 (43 left): Sun March 8, 1998 3:03am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: i can't believe
you guys talk about gerbiling when i told you what DWARFING is. MUCH MUCH WORSE!
ok. maybe not worse. i don't think one is any less or more than the other.
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[ Sex ] Message 579 (42 left): Sun March 8, 1998 9:10am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: ok
cheese. is not. yeliding.
i'm so disturbed.
yeilding, even. it's cutable. it's edible.
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[ Sex ] Message 580 (41 left): Sun March 8, 1998 10:05am
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
I shoulda been goth... remember when I used to dress all in black?
All I needed was the makeup and the attitude
(well, that last one would've been a problem)
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[ Sex ] Message 581 (40 left): Sun March 8, 1998 10:13am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: scrawl
is another closet goth
heehee
penni: theres a group called Exile, it's a womens only S/M group
they're doing a session on safety for $3 on tues the 10th, at the womens bldg
18th st @ valencia
415-487-5170
maybe they could help you out for your EM eventy thing
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[ Sex ] Message 582 (39 left): Sun March 8, 1998 11:18am
From: Trooper6 (penni@ella)
Subject: misc
Rat, thanks for the info, I'll call them on Monday! Woo Hoo!!
Gerbling, is not a myth as far as I know. That's the origin of the name Pet
Shop Boys, as a matter of fact. Do y'all think that gerbling is worse than
filching?
About cuddling and SM. Cuddling is one of the most important parts of an SM
scene. After one has made themselves completely vulnerable, they really need
the emotional support of cuddling.
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[ Sex ] Message 583 (38 left): Sun March 8, 1998 12:04pm
From: scrwal (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
Seriously? The Pet Shop Boys got their name from gerbiling/hamstering?
I did not know that. Why do I find that disturbing?
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[ Sex ] Message 584 (37 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:47pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: which is worse
torture of animals or the bajillion issues with "dwarfing"?
filtchins is a far better sport, methinks. if yer into it...
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[ Sex ] Message 585 (36 left): Sun March 8, 1998 3:49pm
From: Gi Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: I don't see
how mothytoth can sit there and call herself Gorey names, and people *not* see
she's Goth.
On that note: all closet and non-closet goth's- GO SEE DARK CITY!!!!!
(ooops. guess i just outed myself. :o )
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[ Sex ] Message 586 (35 left): Sun March 8, 1998 4:13pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: ugh
dark city is lame.
sorrrrrry.
mary just has a goth girl fetish, thats all.
felching scares me.
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[ Sex ] Message 587 (34 left): Sun March 8, 1998 5:19pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: FELCHING
at least we're in sex node i guess!!
if this thread were in another node i'd fear. especially food node.
what i was going to say is CHEESE IS YIELDING! go ye, infidels, and
eat some brie. and camembert. and the stuff cola just bought.
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[ Sex ] Message 588 (33 left): Sun March 8, 1998 5:21pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: ^^
FEED ME
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[ Sex ] Message 589 (32 left): Sun March 8, 1998 5:33pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: cheese
does yield
the very concept disturbs me
and i already ate brie today
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[ Sex ] Message 590 (31 left): Mon March 9, 1998 1:01am
From: Trooper6 (penni@ella)
Subject: Gorey
Waitaminnit! I'm like, the hugest Gorey fan. I LOVE him in a way that should
probably be illegal, but that doesn't make me Goth.
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[ Sex ] Message 591 (30 left): Mon March 9, 1998 2:50am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: ratty
so. my friend (and i) are interested in bondage stuff..but the only clubs i really know are put on by scary men..as you've noted.
can you point me to a better directon?
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[ Sex ] Message 592 (29 left): Mon March 9, 1998 9:19am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: if yer friend
is a girl, you can go to tat thing i posted for penni
(who is a goth, just doens't know it yet)
SLICK is the best, but it's only put on every so often, and it's about 32463475
times more hardcore than masqueade
bondage a go go sucks, i used to work there. dumb nasty frat bnoys.
lemme see if theres anything good weekly, and i'll get back to you.
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[ Sex ] Message 593 (28 left): Mon March 9, 1998 10:56am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: ya
my friend is a girl. she's really cute too! :)
SLICK eh? how would i find out when it happens...?
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[ Sex ] Message 594 (27 left): Mon March 9, 1998 10:58am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: and uhm
ratty, where did you post about that event to penni? (i didn't write down the info like a good girl)
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[ Sex ] Message 595 (26 left): Mon March 9, 1998 11:14am
From: gothytoth (mtoth@ella)
Subject: yup
but all my friendies from Santa Rosa say I'm goth
but I admit my fetish
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[ Sex ] Message 596 (25 left): Mon March 9, 1998 12:11pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: bondage a go go
it's at the tuckadero. that should say it all :p
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[ Sex ] Message 597 (24 left): Mon March 9, 1998 12:18pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: erm
it was posted in sex a couple posts ago.
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[ Sex ] Message 598 (23 left): Mon March 9, 1998 2:42pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: gothytoth
that has to be mary's forumname from now on, it's perfect.
except for sounding like an esoteric chewy candy.
but she's tasty enough, so it's okay!
i can't see penni as a goth. not even gothy. she's too hardcore in
non-gothy areas. you can only do so much.
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[ Sex ] Message 599 (22 left): Mon March 9, 1998 3:37pm
From: kit (avanelle@ella)
Subject: bondage-a-go-go
i went to that two or three times. i went with some hard-core bondage
ppl, and we all thought it was sucky and wannabe. But it was still fun....
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[ Sex ] Message 600 (21 left): Mon March 9, 1998 5:30pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: yah
but she could be industragoth
i went out a couple times with a leather corset and army shorts on
i got mega babes buying me drinks
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[ Sex ] Message 601 (20 left): Mon March 9, 1998 10:51pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: quote
>"He's my idol. He claims he's had sex with over 40,000 women."
>
>--Dyke comic Lea DeLaria on actor Warren Beatty, to Out magazine,
>March issue.
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[ Sex ] Message 602 (19 left): Mon March 9, 1998 11:01pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: an even better quote
>"I'm a leatherman because I grew up Catholic and I love ritual."
>
>--International Mr. Leather Joe Gallagher, to POZ magazine, March
>issue.
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[ Sex ] Message 603 (18 left): Tue March 10, 1998 7:32am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: goth test
ok, all you cloet heads...i wanna see who can fill in the blanks on this very simple test...
closet
1."..and it's passing slowly, killing time, but it's better than living
in what will come and i've still got some of your ----- with me..."
2."life is distractining and uncertain" she said and went
to ---- --- ------.
3. Lock, ----, and Barrell
4. Death, Dream, Despair, Desire, Destruction, Destiny, and --------.
5."Burn like fire, burn like fire in -----"
heehee.
ok, these are super easy.
and i spelled distracting wrong. time to catch ze bus. bye bye.
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[ Sex ] Message 604 (17 left): Tue March 10, 1998 8:56am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: not goth
but i have a very goth picture.
ppl say i have to show it to rat.
maybe i'll scan it and put it on my web page.
that and the marcia brady one.
(roughly contemporaneous.)
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[ Sex ] Message 605 (16 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:40am
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
Well number 3 is Stock
Number 4 is Delirium
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[ Sex ] Message 606 (15 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:00pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: so far
scrawl wins!
coz mary only knew #3
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[ Sex ] Message 607 (14 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:04pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
Yay! I will make goth yet
Is #5 Hell?
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[ Sex ] Message 608 (13 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:05pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: no
it's a cure song
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[ Sex ] Message 609 (12 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:13pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
Doh :( I'm a bad goth wannabe
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[ Sex ] Message 610 (11 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:30pm
From: absent-minded fruitbat (mtoth@ella)
Subject: who's had sex recently, part two
you can all boast of your sexual conquests with your pedestrian
little girlfriends and boyfriends, but while you're bonking
strangers in the Mills Hall Fountain, remember this: those screams
of pleasure you heard from President Jan's house last night were
all my fault.
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[ Sex ] Message 611 (10 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:35pm
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: so... umm..
i hope that random lurker doesn't hang out here anymore....
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[ Sex ] Message 612 (9 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:40pm
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: mary
that's one for the .plan
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[ Sex ] Message 613 (8 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:49pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: cola
why thank you :)
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[ Sex ] Message 614 (7 left): Tue March 10, 1998 3:47pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: i am covered in hives
and it's all marys fault
well, not rilly.
but it SUCKS.
ok, who wants to give me a deep nice backrub?
you know you waaaaaant to.
i'm freeeee until about 7
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[ Sex ] Message 615 (6 left): Tue March 10, 1998 3:51pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: hm
i might, ratling
specially if it's outside
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[ Sex ] Message 616 (5 left): Tue March 10, 1998 4:59pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: last thing you wanna hear from ratty while she's holding yer crystal:
"Can I put this down my pants?"
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[ Sex ] Message 617 (4 left): Tue March 10, 1998 6:04pm
From: mothygoth (mtoth@ella)
Subject: ugh
danica found me open telnet window and posted the bit about president Jan.
I'm scared to read forum now
that'll larn me.
Ratty, where are you? I'll give you a backrub
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[ Sex ] Message 618 (3 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:07am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: ugh
by 6 i was alreayd in the dank recesses of lisser hall
i hate the play
i'm going to be alive from 5-6:30 today, if
anyone wants a quickie
um, joke.
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[ Sex ] Message 619 (2 left): Wed March 11, 1998 12:10pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: the pj post
burst out laughing in the puter lab
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[ Sex ] Message 620 (1 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:04am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: Excerpts from P.J. O'Rourke's _Modern Manners_
HOW TO START A CONVERSATION
If you find yourself with strangers or people you don't know
well and you want to break the ice, ask them if they'd like to
screw. This is flattering, concerns them personally, and will lead
to lots of interesting gossip.
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[ Sex ] Message 621 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:05am
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: thanks
that was a beautiful thing to post
got a laugh out of me even in my pathetic mopey state :)
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[ Joke ] Message 296 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 9:16am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: LOL
5 lines (?)
that was funeeee.
i AM FUCKINNG TIRED
(no joke)
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[ Joke ] Message 275 (21 left): Sat March 7, 1998 3:37pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: i love unverified factoids
7 lines (?)
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[ Joke ] Message 270 (26 left): Fri March 6, 1998 1:47pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: joke from my mtm list
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[ Joke ] Message 267 (29 left): Thu March 5, 1998 11:24am
From: The Disturbed Person (danica@ella)
Subject: if you can get ahold of her
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[ Joke ] Message 267 (29 left): Thu March 5, 1998 11:24am
From: The Disturbed Person (danica@ella)
Subject: if you can get ahold of her
you should interview her.
make her draw stuff for us ;)
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[ Joke ] Message 268 (28 left): Fri March 6, 1998 10:23am
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: doood....so i check my 7thsign account.....
I like Monkeys, the pet store was selling them for
five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since
they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not
to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200
of them. I like monkeys, I took my 200 monkeys home.
I have a big car, I let one of them drive, his name
was Sigmund. He was retarded, In fact. None of them
were really bright, they kept punching themselves in
the genitals. I laughed, they punched me in the
genitals, I stopped laughing. I herded them into my
room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech and hurl themselves
off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.
Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its
novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later
I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive;
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort
of dropped dead. Kind of like when you buy a goldfish
and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys
lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser,
hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200
throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It
didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet
monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.
I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals.
That worked for awhile, that is until they began to
decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee
but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't
want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to
slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortunately there was only enough room for two at a
time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also
had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go
bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that
my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead,
frozen monkeys in my freezer, & a hundred ninety-seven
dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odor
wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to
dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the
bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys.
I felt better. The garbage man said that the city was not
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had
a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother
asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a
solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends
didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like
them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I
punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.
sorry this is so long. But can we say wtf?
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[ Joke ] Message 269 (27 left): Fri March 6, 1998 1:38pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: i can
wtf!
:-)
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[ Joke ] Message 270 (26 left): Fri March 6, 1998 1:47pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: joke from my mtm list
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer,
a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the
car just stops by the side of the road, and the three
engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the
electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault
might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing
much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming
emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the
Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes
up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows,
get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe
it`ll work !?"
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[ Joke ] Message 271 (25 left): Fri March 6, 1998 4:05pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: dude
i think my friend jeremy WROTE that monkey thing.
he's in maine.
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[ Joke ] Message 272 (24 left): Fri March 6, 1998 7:25pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: from someone's sig
"What's going on?"
"It's an Ash Day."
"What's that?"
"It means that we don't have to go to school today."
"I wanna go to school!"
"Why?"
"So that I can stay home."
"You already do stay home!"
*satisfied tone of voice* "Then I got my wish."
-- Dinosaurs
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[ Joke ] Message 273 (23 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:04am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: anti- blonde joke
that's anti , not joke... well anyway.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from
LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a
fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few
winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of
fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get
some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know
the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end
to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls
out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a
puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and
the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers
and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the
blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to
get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches
into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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[ Joke ] Message 274 (22 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:39am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: useless info i just received
culled from a longer list:
> - Coca-Cola was originally green.
> - Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
> - Average number of days a West German goes without washing his
> underwear: 7
> - Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman
> if they had it to do all over again: 80%
> - Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man:
> 50%
> - A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
> - Hang On Snoopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
> - There are coffee flavored PEZ
> - The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
> - When opossums are playing 'possum', they are not "playing." They
> actually pass out from sheer terror.
> - The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
> because when it was built, the engineers failed to take into account
> the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
> - each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
> history: Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts -
> Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
> - 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
> - If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs
> in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front
> leg
> in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in
> battle;
> if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of
> natural causes.
> - The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
> stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your
> thumb.
> - David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He
> spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be
> dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the
> movie.
> - In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
> - Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
> - The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
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[ Joke ] Message 275 (21 left): Sat March 7, 1998 3:37pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: i love unverified factoids
it's funny, cuz w/ the blonde joke i just assumed the lawyer was a woman
and so was the blonde chick.
and i think it's great that man is his profession and a woman is her
appearance.
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[ Joke ] Message 276 (20 left): Sat March 7, 1998 5:40pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: wow
deconstruct that fucker, celeste
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[ Joke ] Message 277 (19 left): Sat March 7, 1998 11:33pm
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: clst
you go, gril.
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[ Joke ] Message 278 (18 left): Sun March 8, 1998 12:38am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: clst
gril? didn't they decided if they got a gril they'd have to cook MEAT on
it? clst, what happened to your eating habits?!
:-)
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[ Joke ] Message 279 (17 left): Sun March 8, 1998 12:52am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: gril
is like girl, only twisted.
silly.
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[ Joke ] Message 280 (16 left): Sun March 8, 1998 1:59pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: no!!!
i don't understand why if you buy a bbq gril, ppl think
that you HAVE to cook meat on it...
my gril, my rules :)
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[ Joke ] Message 281 (15 left): Mon March 9, 1998 8:16pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: celeste quote
"You think I'll warp what you said,but you don't realize that i DON'T warp
things!!"
-celesteh, 3-9-98
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[ Joke ] Message 282 (14 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:17am
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: i don't warp things!
(unless Os/2 is involved.....nobody got that joke, huh?)
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[ Joke ] Message 283 (13 left): Tue March 10, 1998 3:18am
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: from the apple computer guide
to using the CDROM dirve on yer new puter:
"Do not put anything (for instance, a cup) on top of the tray
when it is open."
this is not a cop holder :)
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[ Joke ] Message 284 (12 left): Tue March 10, 1998 9:00am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: cup holder
true fact tech support call.
hi, my cup holder broke off and the machine's still under warranty,
so i'd like a new one.
yeesh.
i don't think it was an apple machine, though. in fact, i'm just
about positive it wasn't.
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[ Joke ] Message 285 (11 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:37am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: tyou don't warp things
in the same way that i didn't cut my hair myself last night.
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[ Joke ] Message 286 (10 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:01pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: your hair
looks like ass
mary said it was ok to say that
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[ Joke ] Message 287 (9 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:03pm
From: the beastly baby (mtoth@ella)
Subject: ratty sucks
and is eeevil
I just said s/he should go bald
ratty you are SATAN
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[ Joke ] Message 288 (8 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:05pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: mary
has cold fingers.
i can't believe she has a grilfriend.
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[ Joke ] Message 289 (7 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:12pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject:
i take it kt's fingers are warm. ratty, i warn you, i'm going to attack
you with clippers thursday. snip snip bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
i don't want to go bald. my head would be cold and i'd just have to grow
it out again because iwant it short on the sides and longer on the top
not NAKED!
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[ Joke ] Message 290 (6 left): Tue March 10, 1998 5:26pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: "i thought this was funny as hell, even tho it's not a joke
TIME magazine:
"Bill's Diary:
He Meets Senators, Eats Pizza, Puts on a Tux, Hobnobs with Stars, Visits
a School, Misses his Daughter--and His Email
by Bill Gates"
a quote: " Somehow the new Bond movies are not as good as the ones I saw when I
was young, or maybe it's me that is different."
how deep! we were wrong about bill!
another one: "Tuesday is going to be interesting. It'll be great finally to get
a chance to tell Microsoft's story--unfiltered--to members of Congress. I believe we haven't done a good enough job getting our point across: that to deny Microsoft the freedom to continue to add features like Internet functionality
to Windows is to deny us the right to compete and give customers new
products."
i love a world where the foremost and possibly most oppressive capitalist
on the planet is allowed to bias readers all over the world with a fuzzy-
wuzzy personal DIARY ENTRY in TIME magazine! this reads like an impassioned
clinton speech or something!
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[ Joke ] Message 291 (5 left): Tue March 10, 1998 8:32pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: hahaha
morguine just said, "8 classes?!? how can you take /8/ classes
in a year??"
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[ Joke ] Message 292 (4 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:10am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: argh
i ahve 7 this semester
one is not typing heh
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[ Joke ] Message 293 (3 left): Wed March 11, 1998 3:31pm
From: Trooper6 (penni@ella)
Subject: classes
I have 9, and I think Grace has 12.
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[ Joke ] Message 294 (2 left): Wed March 11, 1998 4:40pm
From: vanna (vanna@ella)
Subject: the cup thing
My friend got that tech support call. He said it took him like 5 min.
to figure out a. why he called the tech supports b. where a cup holder
might be and c. how dumb ppl like that ought to have been bleached out of
the gean pool.
I thought it was really funny tho.
still do.
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[ Joke ] Message 295 (1 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:04am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: i found this by fingering an rforumer
Excerpts from P.J. O'Rourke's _Modern Manners_
ACTING CUTE
Once you know what you're doing is wrong, it's easy to
learn how to get away with it. The first technique of mis-
behavior is to be cute. When the generation born after World
War II began to act up, they wore feathers in their hair, put
paint on their noses, and went around sticking chrysanthemums
down rifle barrels. _Life_ magazine adored it--it was so cute.
But later they began doing things which were much less cute,
like threatening to vote, and it became necessary to kill them
at Kent State. Of course, "hippies" were also violating a basic
principle of cuteness; they were getting old. To be cute you
must be young. If you had a great big adult dog and it whined
all night, tore up your shoes, and messed on the rug, you'd
have it gassed. But when a puppy does these things, it's cute.
it's also good advice for the activists among us....
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[ Joke ] Message 296 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 9:16am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: LOL
that was funeeee.
i AM FUCKINNG TIRED
(no joke)
Joke> Go to node: grump
Topic: Grump
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[ Grump ] Message 1475 (31 left): Tue March 10, 1998 2:29pm
From: E (eire@ella)
Subject: grump/anti-grump
9 lines (?)
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Grump> 1
Try '?' for help.
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[ Grump ] Message 1468 (38 left): Tue March 10, 1998 10:36am
From: GI jen (socks@ella)
Subject: my hair
6 lines (?)
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[ Grump ] Message 1467 (39 left): Tue March 10, 1998 10:25am
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: slosh
1 line (?)
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[ Grump ] Message 1467 (39 left): Tue March 10, 1998 10:25am
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: slosh
yer post is going in my .plan heheheheheh
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[ Grump ] Message 1468 (38 left): Tue March 10, 1998 10:36am
From: GI jen (socks@ella)
Subject: my hair
is at that rebellious teen length where it won't don anything I say and is
always taking off in the wrong direction when I'm trying to work together with
it.
And it tells /me/ I don't understand... :(
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[ Grump ] Message 1469 (37 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:37am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: jovie
should use herbal allergy remedies :)
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[ Grump ] Message 1470 (36 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:38am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: mana
> g- this means i have to face the reality of someone else using my stall
> (hey wait, maybe i don't, are you angry about this, aidan?)
umm... why? you want i should beat someone up for you? :-D
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[ Grump ] Message 1471 (35 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:20pm
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: there there
CAn I just say that I didn't know people had favorite stalls?
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[ Grump ] Message 1472 (34 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:08pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: lol
like chevron says, people do.
there are reasons. like, in my hall, two of the toilets will never
stop running so you don't use them if you have the sense the Goddess
gave a mayfly, which doesn't apply to many of my hallmates. or their boys.
plus there's the added incentive of, like, in star's hall there are
interesting stickers in some of the stalls and the others just
have boring jud. board flyers.
plus some kind heterosexual woman (yes i do know, it was leah, so hush)
put old Elle issue in all the stalls and one used to have a j. crew
catalog, so apparently for those of us who live in the bathroom stalls
there are extra incentives to go into one and reread that "Am I a Slut?"
article.
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[ Grump ] Message 1473 (33 left): Tue March 10, 1998 1:11pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: antis
it's SUNNY and SUMMERY!!
i'm wearing hippie clothes! i have a happy political funny tshirt
that says,
"Fish Worship - Is it Wrong?" with all these ppl hallelujahing a trout
and a pair of battered recycled bellbottoms with a rainbow stripe
down one left
er leg
and i finally own birkies
and there's an incite! meeting thursday
and my paycheck comes friday
and i have a cheap supply of st. john's wort
and i remembered to ask the supplier where ze got hir info
(jovida - you know you're a mills student when you assume it's a woman :)
and my life is exactly where i wanted it to be right now
caus ei have friends and it's sunny and i can be activisty and get myself
around and pick out my own damn food and clothes and take queer classes
and there are trees and it rules and i can be a big old hippie chick
and i can cut my own hair!
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[ Grump ] Message 1474 (32 left): Tue March 10, 1998 2:08pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: it's not real unless she's angry
of course we have favorite stalls. we live here.
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[ Grump ] Message 1475 (31 left): Tue March 10, 1998 2:29pm
From: E (eire@ella)
Subject: grump/anti-grump
g--got a SUPER bad head-exploding cold
a--working at home so i don't spread my germs at work and enjoy
some natural light
a--got a nice job offer as a senior SA at a place even closer to my
house than sybase with a much higher salary...
g--got to start to wrap things up so that i can give notice soon if
i accept it
g--it's *weird* leaving a job after being at a place for 3 years
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[ Grump ] Message 1476 (30 left): Tue March 10, 1998 2:43pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: anti
i got to climb trees and roll down grassy hills
with mary and ratty and jen
it made my day considerably better :-)
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[ Grump ] Message 1477 (29 left): Tue March 10, 1998 3:43pm
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: i'm still not sure if this is grump or anit
anti even.
I got to class like 1/2 hour late and didn't miss anythying of importance.
This is an anti b/c i didn't miss anything. this is a grump b/c all my
mcs64 classes tend to be like this. Am i just waaaaaaay to quick w/this stuff
or does the class go to slow? I'm thinking that second option, but others
seem to need that first half hour......hmmmmmm.....heheh....
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[ Grump ] Message 1478 (28 left): Tue March 10, 1998 4:14pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: yer teacher
likes to take a lil extra time to make sure everybody gets it.
she goes 2-4x as fast as she used to....
but she only teaches the beginning classes, so you won't be able to
do that later on.
my domain name only comes with 4 shell accounts :p
others cost extra....
so if yer a casaninja user, lemme know if you wanna switch to POP
(checking yer mail w/ eudora or pine (not practical if you only use lab
puters)) or just have stuff forwarded someplace else. :p
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[ Grump ] Message 1479 (27 left): Tue March 10, 1998 4:50pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: OKAY
i dont want to be here, i DONT wnat to do makeup or slides,
i DONT wnat to be at school, i DONT want to
do the play ALL WEEKEND and i didn't do my hoemowrk.
poop.
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[ Grump ] Message 1480 (26 left): Tue March 10, 1998 5:15pm
From: GI Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: aaawww Ratty
and it was /so/ delicious rolling down hills with yew. Hoped it put you in a good mood.
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[ Grump ] Message 1481 (25 left): Tue March 10, 1998 5:20pm
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: ugh
neofem structure problems are giving me a bad taste in my mouth
going to study now
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[ Grump ] Message 1482 (24 left): Tue March 10, 1998 5:24pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: _Why We Have a Body_
is a cool play. one of the people in it was talking to her
sister and she's saying she just had a recurrant dream "the
second in my series of feminist nightmares."
and the sister sez, "the one where yer all sitting in a circle
trying to make a unanimous descision?"
heh.
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[ Grump ] Message 1483 (23 left): Tue March 10, 1998 5:30pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: hm
that sounds like a stupid play. does it bash feminism a lot?
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[ Grump ] Message 1484 (22 left): Tue March 10, 1998 5:54pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
anger anGER ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[ Grump ] Message 1485 (21 left): Tue March 10, 1998 6:00pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: dood.
sophie, you have a problem with anger?
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[ Grump ] Message 1486 (20 left): Tue March 10, 1998 6:09pm
From: gothmoth (mtoth@ella)
Subject: anti and grump, all rolled into one!
I *hearted* rolling down hills and climbing trees
now imagine
you're sitting in the heart of pastoral (Mills) splendor with yer pals
one looks to the other and says:
"Hold her down, Jen"
the next thing you know, two of yer pals are holding you down
one's got tweezers
and rips out the ilttle hair that grows next to your bellybutton
one you've been defending from the depridations of your girlfriend
for MONTHS
because YOU LIKE IT.
This, folks, can happen to you.
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[ Grump ] Message 1487 (19 left): Tue March 10, 1998 9:44pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
A beer, a beer, my kingdom for a beer
Oh wait no, beer and a xanax wouldn't mix
Sigh.
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[ Grump ] Message 1488 (18 left): Wed March 11, 1998 2:31am
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: Re(1482): _Why We Have a Body_
yay! flame bait!
leadership is not ego. collaboration is not pure democracy.
consensus means cooperation and negotiation (which all require LISTENING)
i quit neofem. i don't want to stop reading forum.
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[ Grump ] Message 1489 (17 left): Wed March 11, 1998 6:34am
From: GI jen (socks@ella)
Subject: now wait
Look at from another point of veiw- who *wouldn't* hold gothytoth down on orders
from Ratty, in a pastoral scene with hot dykes in tanktops?
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[ Grump ] Message 1490 (16 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:13am
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: for that matter....
who wouldn't obey ANY oreders ratty gave......
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[ Grump ] Message 1491 (15 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:00am
From: GI Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: if
ratty wanted to start her own Army, I'd join.
That'd be fun.
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[ Grump ] Message 1492 (14 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:09am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: yeah
but who wuld we shoot
oh wait, i know
*evilgrin*
mary needed it. she asked for it
she said in a Very Small Voice Jen Couldn't Hear
"please oh please wrench my body hair violently from my tummy"
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[ Grump ] Message 1493 (13 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:17am
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: more for the .plan
heh. ratty, you too are a member of my .plan community....
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[ Grump ] Message 1494 (12 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:22am
From: GI jen (socks@ella)
Subject: GI jen
heard Very Small Voice From Mary saying 'I could get used to this.'
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[ Grump ] Message 1495 (11 left): Wed March 11, 1998 11:58am
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
a-- A little less anger!
g-- But still a healthy portion.
Oh well, my mom raised me up right, I should act fine.
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[ Grump ] Message 1496 (10 left): Wed March 11, 1998 12:16pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: why we have a body
nope, it's an excellent play.
the person who had the dream thought she was joan of ark.
i can't really describe it... that was just a funny line
(i would describe it as a feminist work if i were going to
describe it in those terms)
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[ Grump ] Message 1497 (9 left): Wed March 11, 1998 12:52pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: joan
and noah, news at 11
arc
arc
jeanne d'arc
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[ Grump ] Message 1498 (8 left): Wed March 11, 1998 12:57pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: crack
i am a grumpy puss
*scowl*
i reside in teh dark recesses of lisser
i ahve no life
i have no time tow ork on the research garnty
granty
i am sad.
the machine just tweaky my printout
but alas, i must GO
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[ Grump ] Message 1499 (7 left): Wed March 11, 1998 4:36pm
From: vanna (vanna@ella)
Subject: I too
live in the recesses of lisser and have to deal with stupid boys that
put womens straw hats on their heads cause they are dumb and look like
a donkey out of some sort of musical or something. And for some reason
ALL of the stupid bottom halves of long johns dissapear! What is this
some sort of consipiricy or something? We have a bizillion tops in all c
colors, shapes and sizes, but bottoms? NO! what does susan mills have
the need to steal them all? Arg!
I am tired and keep falling asleep and everything is suffering because
of a stupid play and and and and I will NOT go postal!
ARG!
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[ Grump ] Message 1500 (6 left): Wed March 11, 1998 5:33pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: ratty
now you know why I'm a Follower of the Rat. Quick, submit your soul today!
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[ Grump ] Message 1501 (5 left): Wed March 11, 1998 8:46pm
From: scarwl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
g-- I'm hungry
a-- I feel better in general
g-- I have a metric ton of homework
g-- Most things still suck
a-- THERE'S ALWAYS /THE SIMPSONS/!!!
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[ Grump ] Message 1502 (4 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:08pm
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: uh oh
I'm supposed to leave on a business trip to San Diego tomorrow. I made my
hotel reservations over a month ago and just checked to confirm them. No
sign of my reservations, says the travel company (who insisted that I make
reservations on the web). I've been looking through my office for signs of
my confirmation number, but haven't found it yet (and those who've seen
my office know what an excavation chore that is!). I'm a little freaked out.
i'm lucky that I can always stay with my folks. But I'm just freaked out.
And am afraid this is going to make me look like a big loser.
sigh.
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[ Grump ] Message 1503 (3 left): Wed March 11, 1998 11:10pm
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: grumps and no anti's
i am sad.... for good reason, but since it involves someone else's
life i'm not goint to explain why, but suffice it to say that i feel
really sad.
and grump #2) my little sister, who i recently came out to, which
she took really well and which spawned a whole new level of trust
between us, just sent me an email that she feels like she lives life
with a mask and she's depressed all the time... and all the normal
teenage stuff. But it sounds horrible! and my mind's doing my normal
"I don't know what to say to her!" thing... and she's asking me for
help, and i don't know how to help her, and damn.
and i have a midterm on friday, and i'm not really prepared for it,
but i felt the need to volunteer to read children at an elementary school
some stories, and, well, i'm not feeling very inthusiastic about that
right now. that's tomorrow morning, so i can't study then.
arg.
ok, i will be ok... positive affirmations, right?
sharon - who are you worried about looking like a big loser to?
you'll be fine!
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[ Grump ] Message 1504 (2 left): Wed March 11, 1998 11:41pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: awww
there are, like, books on how to get through feeling like you have
a mask on; you could find some of them and give em to your sister.
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[ Grump ] Message 1505 (1 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:03am
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: aidan
she's 12 years old.
i don't think she needs to read a self-help book about living w/ masks
i think most 12 yr olds feel something like that, because all of the
sudden you're faced with the question of how to present yourself to the
world... it's an uncomfortable place (at least it was for me). You're not
a little kid any more, but you haven't fully established independence...
there's a lot of pull in all kinds of ways.
so yeah, i could tell her all that stuff, i guess, but that doesn't seem
to really answer her plea for help... hmm. i dunno. i'm sure i'll come up
with a way to support her that feels right to me, but it's intimidating.
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[ Grump ] Message 1506 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:04am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: oh
okay then :)
Grump> Go to node: rf friends
Topic: Friends
Friends> Last Read: 565
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[ Friends ] Message 550 (15 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:40am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: from a list of useless info, most of which went in joke node:
4 lines (?)
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[ Friends ] Message 530 (35 left): Tue March 3, 1998 7:14pm
From: typsy (tiffany@ella)
Subject: who's
2 lines (?)
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[ Friends ] Message 527 (38 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:34am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: stairs
3 lines (?)
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[ Friends ] Message 526 (39 left): Tue March 3, 1998 7:00am
From: Gi Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: yeah
2 lines (?)
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[ Friends ] Message 526 (39 left): Tue March 3, 1998 7:00am
From: Gi Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: yeah
I figured that I'd do it myself, but the stairs jumped me. :(
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[ Friends ] Message 527 (38 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:34am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: stairs
you seem to have a thing about stair, jennifer.
you're in somebody's .plan file, admiring how
organized they are.
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[ Friends ] Message 528 (37 left): Tue March 3, 1998 1:23pm
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: stairs
that would be my .plan.
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[ Friends ] Message 529 (36 left): Tue March 3, 1998 5:58pm
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: hee hee
adhana's getting calls in the puter lab again...
silliness. she's another one who should be an incite! member. wears
the damn tshirts! :)
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[ Friends ] Message 530 (35 left): Tue March 3, 1998 7:14pm
From: typsy (tiffany@ella)
Subject: who's
adhana?
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[ Friends ] Message 531 (34 left): Tue March 3, 1998 10:56pm
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: adhana
my porchmate first semester last year, and a cool queer woman of color
in our java class.
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[ Friends ] Message 532 (33 left): Wed March 4, 1998 1:29am
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: ous
Tue Mar 3 16:44 -- tiffany is feeling sick and still dysfunctional
Tue Mar 3 22:38 -- firefly is slightly sicky
they really ARE the same person!!
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[ Friends ] Message 533 (32 left): Wed March 4, 1998 1:31am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: aw
hugs to andra/tiffany!
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[ Friends ] Message 534 (31 left): Wed March 4, 1998 12:42pm
From: typsy (tiffany@ella)
Subject: beckala
Tue Mar 3 20:28 -- beckala is hugging tiffany
thanks. much needed. :-)
i would have just changed my .ou to thank you, but i think
the one i have now is still too appropriate. :-/
now you better be reading forum!!!!!
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[ Friends ] Message 535 (30 left): Wed March 4, 1998 4:04pm
From: Bec (beckala@ella)
Subject: hee
Iyam. tanx.
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[ Friends ] Message 536 (29 left): Thu March 5, 1998 10:34am
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: unix fortune messages
hee hee... i just got this from Stacy:
Y'know those fortune messages that pop up when you sign on (well, that pop
up on me 'n ally's account). Just LOOK at what mine was this time!:
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you
because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect
too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis
are known for committing incest.
i knew i fell in love with her for a reason!
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[ Friends ] Message 537 (28 left): Thu March 5, 1998 10:40am
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: you fell in love with her for a reason...
b/c she's bisexual?!?!? heheheheheheeh.
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[ Friends ] Message 538 (27 left): Thu March 5, 1998 10:42am
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: hmmm...
i'm a gemini... there is absolutely NO way that i would
sleep wioth anyone related to me. they are all freaks,
along with all the other reasons...
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[ Friends ] Message 539 (26 left): Thu March 5, 1998 11:57am
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: umm
that was taken from a whole list of adam sandler astrology things
as you can guess, from adam sandler, they're all wacko and
designed to offend almost everyone somehow
so don't take it too seriously, xi!!!
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[ Friends ] Message 540 (25 left): Thu March 5, 1998 1:29pm
From: The Disturbed Person (danica@ella)
Subject: this explains it
celeste takes public transportation so much because she likes to hang
out at bus stops and be insane at strangers so she'll get attention
and recognition!
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[ Friends ] Message 541 (24 left): Thu March 5, 1998 1:39pm
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: i wasn't taking it
seriously... it's the 4 hours of sleep, and sore throat
being bitchy
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[ Friends ] Message 542 (23 left): Thu March 5, 1998 1:46pm
From: The Disturbed Person (danica@ella)
Subject: hee hee
g.i.'s taking the bem test.... she's muttering to herself, "tender?
bake me for a few hours at three-fifty...." or something
it's funny
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[ Friends ] Message 543 (22 left): Thu March 5, 1998 1:53pm
From: GI Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: thanx damnica
they *needed* to know that about my persoanl life... ;)
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[ Friends ] Message 544 (21 left): Thu March 5, 1998 2:36pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: jen
i needed to know.
:)
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[ Friends ] Message 545 (20 left): Thu March 5, 1998 3:17pm
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: astrology unix fortune
is, i think a little older than adam sandler himself.
i happened to hit that one in 1991, when adam was,
what? 16?
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[ Friends ] Message 546 (19 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:38pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: unix fortune
we'll get that here when i get some spare time (hahahahahahaha!!!!)
wtf are you talking about harassing strangers at bus stops?
i've never done that! i'm just trying to save the earth
from polution.
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[ Friends ] Message 547 (18 left): Fri March 6, 1998 3:04pm
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: xi, set your pager to vibrate
ok, everyone, show xi a good time at work: send her email at
xi's pager <4781569@mobilecomm.net>
whoo hooo. Better than melon balls?
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[ Friends ] Message 548 (17 left): Fri March 6, 1998 3:17pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: harassing strangers at buss stops
because you reminded us of someone who would do that? i dunno.
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[ Friends ] Message 549 (16 left): Fri March 6, 1998 4:20pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: xi
now she prolly has her pager off :(
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[ Friends ] Message 550 (15 left): Sat March 7, 1998 12:40am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: from a list of useless info, most of which went in joke node:
> - Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
i just thought that should go here... what is with Cat and urine?? first
that weird story, now this... it's all my fault somehow, i just know it.
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[ Friends ] Message 551 (14 left): Sat March 7, 1998 1:20am
From: cat (avanelle@ella)
Subject: i...i don't know what to say...
i am so bad :-(
have i no shame about my personal habits?
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[ Friends ] Message 552 (13 left): Sat March 7, 1998 8:42am
From: GI Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: for someone
like me who is scrolling through that node in a hurry...and catches only a
phrase or two...
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[ Friends ] Message 553 (12 left): Sat March 7, 1998 4:09pm
From: scrawl (scrawl@ella)
Subject: ^^
You are all weird. I will go shut myself in my room with my MOOs now. And
become even more severely asocial.
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[ Friends ] Message 554 (11 left): Sat March 7, 1998 4:13pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: scrawl
s cute when she just wakes up.
thanks for working for me tomorrow, cat
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[ Friends ] Message 555 (10 left): Tue March 10, 1998 11:47am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: blech
ratty tastes funny!
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[ Friends ] Message 556 (9 left): Tue March 10, 1998 6:15pm
From: mtoht (mtoth@ella)
Subject: but she
stays crunchy
even in milk
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[ Friends ] Message 557 (8 left): Tue March 10, 1998 6:48pm
From: jov (dorje@ella)
Subject: randomness
today i was approached by an aquaintance
who asked
"do you know Gabe? and Stephan and Paul?
"
these names are sounding familiar, but you know
who knows? I'm running through the few mills boys i know
wondering if that's who she means
she sees the puzzled look on my face, and continues
"Gabe Crow?"
aaaahg!
I jump back three feet and fall on the metal post nearby
jeez! this is a boy i went to highschool with
as are Steve and Paul
she's dating Gabe
who saw my name in the weekly
and these boys live in the bay area now
wierd, random flashbacks!!!!
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[ Friends ] Message 558 (7 left): Tue March 10, 1998 7:55pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: the world
gets smaller and smaller and smaller
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[ Friends ] Message 559 (6 left): Tue March 10, 1998 9:39pm
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: smallness of world
sharon's roommate is lovers with somebody
cara used to work with. sized cara up as
"one of ours" by checking out her shoes.
the rest is hystery.
i say, you're never more than 3 lesbians
removed from any other lesbian in the world.
the degrees may be longer for straight ppl,
but not necessarily.
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[ Friends ] Message 560 (5 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:11am
From: cola (cola@ella)
Subject: cara as aone of ours
her shoes? Those must have been purrrty impressive....
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[ Friends ] Message 561 (4 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:28am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: cara's shoes
were very comfortable. the clothes were pretty
standard execu-drag, but the shoes were shoes
you could actually walk in. back in the mid-80s,
it was still a fairly reliable indicator of
lesbianness to wear comfortable shoes.
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[ Friends ] Message 562 (3 left): Wed March 11, 1998 9:59am
From: GI Jen (socks@ella)
Subject: comfortableness
after I turned about ten, and maybe a little before that, I was really into
wearing comfortable clothing. Shoes that pinched and clothes that restrained
seemed really...pointless... to me. I mean, how could they make me feel good,
and consequently look better in the eyes of the world, if I really didn't
feel good in them?
moral of story: I was going to say that I think lesbians are more sensible in
general, and then I thought for a minute. So just forget this post.
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[ Friends ] Message 563 (2 left): Wed March 11, 1998 10:06am
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: when i was a weebairn
i used to wear boys undies and tube socks coz girls
ones were made with nasty stiches that itched
i think its a conspiracy
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[ Friends ] Message 564 (1 left): Wed March 11, 1998 12:09pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: i still
wear boys underwear...
(is it boys underwear if i'm wearing it?)
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[ Friends ] Message 565 (0 left): Wed March 11, 1998 12:51pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: no
it's clsts underwear, and therefore gross
i wear those rad boxer briefs now
the tight ones, but long
the rocks my tacos
Friends> Go to node: mills-events
Topic: Mills-events
Mills-events> Write your message, and end with Ctrl-D
Name: tigger
Subject: jen's brithday paryt ty
sophie's room, satura da, y, right? anyone want to buy take me to biy uy drinks?
i will have moneeee and i know stuff jen likes to drink... good ideas...
^DWriting message...done with #558
Mills-events>
[ Mills-events ] Message 558 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 10:54am
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: brithday party
2 lines (?)
sophie's room, saturday, right? anyone want to take me to buy drinks?
i will have moneeee and good ideas...
Mills-events> Go to node: truffle-pig
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 625 (20 left): Tue March 3, 1998 7:27pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: oog
1 line (?) ok are you all going to beat me now?
Truffle-Pig> Quit!
System Halted gforu forum tri u ruffle-pig
Topic: Truffle-Pig
Sub-topics are:
A) Friends B) Geek C) Religion
D) Fab
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 610 (35 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:24am
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: okeee...
26 lines (?)
--Postponed--
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 607 (38 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:00am
From: typsy (tiffany@ella)
Subject: i don't
4 lines (?)
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 607 (38 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:00am
From: typsy (tiffany@ella)
Subject: i don't
f*cking care how many clicks
my ears make
:-P
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 608 (37 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:05am
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: clicks
It's not how many but how loud. Quality, not quantity, BABY.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 609 (36 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:06am
From: typys (tiffany@ella)
Subject: i don't
really care 'bout that
either
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 610 (35 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:24am
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: okeee...
so, if the order of the amount of clicking goes:
women ---> lesbians ----> men
(as far as the report on NPR goes) and slosh said earlier (i know she
was joking, just follow me, here...) that that's why men were better
musicians, and lesbians better than straight women... but the question
is... then it would seem that gay men would fall about here:
women ---> lesbians ---->gay men ----> men
so, how come all of the men in the musical canon are gay?
it seesm that only straight men would be there!
maybe it goes like this:
women --->gay men ----> lesbains ---> men
and then, the more clicking, the better musicians you are...
but then, why aren't staright women the canon?
i think it's like this:
gay men and lesbians
/ \
/ \
straight straight
women men
as you can see, the queer people are much better than tyhe
the staright ppl.
tehe
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 611 (34 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:33am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: well, duh.
i knew that.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 612 (33 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:33am
From: jean (sirius@ella)
Subject: sharon
has lots and lots of attitude.
feeling better this morning?
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 613 (32 left): Tue March 3, 1998 11:37am
From: sharon (sharon@ella)
Subject: I'm only slightly better
I'm compensating with attitude. Thanks for noticing.
Actually, I just like how people write , BABY
and decided to mimic it.
There's only so much I can do between processing drop forms...
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 614 (31 left): Tue March 3, 1998 12:53pm
From: rat (tamerat@ella)
Subject: they showed taht
on the 6oclock news, too.
it was scary.
maybe i'm a lesbian coz i had so many ear infections
i agree with sophie though
scary, tests, deat camps.
didn't they kill all the gays in concentration camps
because being gay was still illegal in germany?
after the war, imean.
or is that something i made up?
i think it was on pbs.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 615 (30 left): Tue March 3, 1998 1:00pm
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: hmm.,...
my brother had lots o' earaches as a child... does that mean he's going to be
a lesbian? ;)
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 616 (29 left): Tue March 3, 1998 2:26pm
From: wyuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: i wanna see spie and mike!
.ya
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 617 (28 left): Tue March 3, 1998 2:31pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: hahaha
well i for one am fascinated to know of any empirical findings on the physical d
diffeces of hetero's versus homo's.
and jen, thas hilarious "i figured thas why you went to mills"
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 618 (27 left): Tue March 3, 1998 3:41pm
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: ummm, i can't read what i'm posting
but yuri's pos(617) just really fucked up my screen, the
way grump used to....
well, byr.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 619 (26 left): Tue March 3, 1998 4:07pm
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: yuri's post...
did that to me and ratty too...
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 620 (25 left): Tue March 3, 1998 4:09pm
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: yeah
ratty 'n' cola 'n' mary 'n' xi 'n'... whoever.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 621 (24 left): Tue March 3, 1998 4:28pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: yuri's post
is not consistent with the patter followed in grump node
in da old forum.
i am making the hasty conclusion that she put a bad char
(no biscit) in there and that's why it's fucked up.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 622 (23 left): Tue March 3, 1998 4:35pm
From: typsy (tiffany@ella)
Subject: uh oh
something
is wrong with forum i think
truffle-pig just turned to complete gibberish on
one of yuri's posts and i logged out and logged
back in and i tried again and it was still messed
up and it messed up my whole ella session kinda
like what grump node used to do if you let it
roll over.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 623 (22 left): Tue March 3, 1998 4:53pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: not like grump
bad char, not bad database.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 624 (21 left): Tue March 3, 1998 5:19pm
From: kit (avanelle@ella)
Subject: klingon
yeah, i read yuri's post and the text turned to klingone
klingon
looked pretty damn cool, tho
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 625 (20 left): Tue March 3, 1998 7:27pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: oog
ok are you all going to beat me now?
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 626 (19 left): Tue March 3, 1998 7:29pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: no yuri
i like klingon
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 627 (18 left): Tue March 3, 1998 8:08pm
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: oh
phew
:)
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 628 (17 left): Wed March 4, 1998 12:14am
From: The Disturbed Aidan (danica@ella)
Subject: great phrase
yuri:
"people are crack-monkeys!"
i like it. i refuse to deconstruct it. i just like it.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 629 (16 left): Wed March 4, 1998 12:41am
From: yuri (yuri@ella)
Subject: good
you should like it. i must give credit where credit is due.
my brother created it.
my brother is funny.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 630 (15 left): Fri March 6, 1998 1:17pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: dream
i had this weird crew dream (yeah, another one). it was really
stormy at the reservoir and somehow street signs and stuff were
washing up on shore, which was a lot more like an ocean, and it
looked really dangerous. my coach said that the city had called
and asked us to retrieve all of its street signs and she thought
i should go in and get them. then she said "oh yeah, you might
want to call your parents first in case you die." so i ran back
to put something on that i could swim in and call my parents and
somehow i ended up being trapped in a van with St. Mary's, scary
catholic school that rows at the same reservoir as us, and i couldn't
get out till i didn't really know where i was, but then i somehow
found my way back to the reservoir only to discover that everyone
had already left. no mills vans, no coaches, no rowers. i ran
around frantically for a while looking for everybody, and then
rounded this corner and all of a sudden everyone was there yelling
at me and asking me where i had been. yikes.... not a good dream.
and i had another one that i was trying to do an erg piece and the
machine was broken and there was this big audience watching and
no one noticed that is was broken, they all just stared at me
floundering around on this thing.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 631 (14 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:13pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: dream
what do you think it means? sounds vivid. i wanna know what happened
to all the signs.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 632 (13 left): Fri March 6, 1998 2:36pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: yeek
my alarm was going off, playing NPR (i'll be on today betwn 4 and 4:30)
and i was sleeping. and i dreamt that a crazy next door neighbor who
was reported dead took us all hostage and forced us to discuss whether
the universe had a repulsive force making it expand. And so he was
saying what the broadcast was saying and we were trying to escape.
i wish the alarm would just wake me up.....
(but at least i'll have a whole ten seconds of interview...maybe xi too :)
the reporter didn't use everybody so i dunno if she's on it or not)
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 633 (12 left): Fri March 6, 1998 5:20pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: we didn't
actually get most of the street signs
i just remember dragging a larger-tahn
life one out of the water that was all
white with a red border and i think
that was about it. there were supposexd
to be more but i couldn't see them. i
was just supposed to kill myself trying
to find them. :-(
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 634 (11 left): Fri March 6, 1998 6:29pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: my fifteen seconds of fame
so i was on a little after 5:00.
it was very exciting. it was a national broadcast, so
although this is the shortest media appearance i've ever
had, it's also the most widely broadcast.
i have a funny voice.
(i will call NPR asking for a tape of it, so we will
all be able to re-live my amazing media moment....
maybe it was more like 10 seconds of fame :)
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 635 (10 left): Fri March 6, 1998 6:48pm
From: nana (fatty@ella)
Subject: cool
was xi on too?
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 636 (9 left): Fri March 6, 1998 6:49pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: nope
i didn't hear xi :(
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 637 (8 left): Fri March 6, 1998 7:00pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: what
did you say again?
you don't have a funny voice :) it's just different from the one(s) inside
your head.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 638 (7 left): Fri March 6, 1998 7:33pm
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: the unnofccicial transcript
me: i'm still in school, but i'm already getting calls and offers and
stuff . it's great.
interviewer: how much do you expect to make
me: 45 minimum
interviewer: and how old are you
me: i'm 22
that's it. very exciting. there was an intro at the front about
"celeste hutchins, senior at mills college..."
the front of my bit, not the whole article.
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 639 (6 left): Sun March 8, 1998 2:45pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: i thought
i might as well share with y'all -- i ahven't had a cup
of coffee in two days
over two, actually -- since thurs
i'm on my way to have one now :-) or two or three or four....
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 640 (5 left): Mon March 9, 1998 8:39pm
From: buzbuzian! (tiffany@ella)
Subject: andra
is a very silly person
as i post, she's probably walking across the oval
in her purple bathrobe
wearing her backpakc
hee hee :-)
oh yeah
and teal (?) slippers
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 641 (4 left): Mon March 9, 1998 10:36pm
From: tigger (danica@ella)
Subject: whoaaaa
that's a STRANGE mental image. whyzat÷?
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 642 (3 left): Tue March 10, 1998 12:29am
From: sloshie (celesteh@ella)
Subject: he he
she's being influenced by carol! :)
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 643 (2 left): Wed March 11, 1998 1:01pm
From: xi (cdenton@ella)
Subject: chain mail...
actually, it's not, 'cause i would never pass chain mail along, and
i am passing this along, so i personally am defining chain mail:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Phenomenal Woman
>>>>>> By Maya Angelou
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
>>>>>> I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
>>>>>> But when I start to tell them
>>>>>> They think I'm telling lies.
>>>>>> I say
>>>>>> It's in the reach of my arms
>>>>>> The span of my hips
>>>>>> The stride of my steps
>>>>>> The curl of my lips.
>>>>>> I'm a woman
>>>>>> Phenomenally
>>>>>> Phenomenal woman
>>>>>> That's me.
>>>>>> I walk into a room
>>>>>> Just as cool as you please
>>>>>> And to a man
>>>>>> The fellows stand or
>>>>>> Fall down on their knees
>>>>>> Then they swarm around me
>>>>>> A hive of honey bees.
>>>>>> I say
>>>>>> It's the fire in my eyes
>>>>>> And the flash of my teeth
>>>>>> The swing of my waist
>>>>>> And the joy in my feet.
>>>>>> I'm a woman
>>>>>> Phenomenally
>>>>>> Phenomenal woman
>>>>>> That's me.
>>>>>> Men themselves have wondered
>>>>>> What they see in me
>>>>>> They try so much
>>>>>> But they can't touch
>>>>>> My inner mystery.
>>>>>> When I try to show them
>>>>>> They say they still can't see.
>>>>>> I say
>>>>>> It's in the arch of my back
>>>>>> The sun of my smile
>>>>>> The ride of my breasts
>>>>>> The grace of my style.
>>>>>> I'm a woman
>>>>>> Phenomenally
>>>>>> Phenomenal woman
>>>>>> That's me.
>>>>>> Now you understand
>>>>>> Just why my head's not bowed
>>>>>> I don't shout or jump about
>>>>>> Or have to talk real loud
>>>>>> When you see me passing
>>>>>> It ought to make you proud.
>>>>>> I say
>>>>>> It's in the click of my heels
>>>>>> The bend of my hair
>>>>>> The palm of my hand
>>>>>> The need for my care.
>>>>>> 'Cause I'm a woman
>>>>>> Phenomenally
>>>>>> Phenomenal woman
>>>>>> That's me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> * Send this to the phenomenal women you know.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This isn't a chain letter, its just about passing along a poem
>>>>>> of empowerment. And you are definitely one of the phenomenal
>>>>>> women I know.
>>>>>>
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 644 (1 left): Wed March 11, 1998 4:19pm
From: vanna (vanna@ella)
Subject: hey
that is really cool.
I really heart maya angelou too. xi you rock!
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[ Truffle-Pig ] Message 645 (0 left): Thu March 12, 1998 12:04am
From: Bec (beckala@ella)
Subject: Xi?
Will you e-mail that to me?? I love that poem, and it simply must be forwarded
to my sister in Santa Cruz.
Truffle-Pig>