Apparently, this book will save your life. I mean, it says so on the cover and I believe it. The result of 3 years of research, this one is packed full of advise on how to get you out of any unsuspecting pickle.

"This is a guide written by an experienced alien abductee to help other abductees deal with the exceedingly unusual events of their lives. It is a practical look at the traumas faced by abduction experiencers providing tested solu..."This is a guide written by an experienced alien abductee to help other abductees deal with the exceedingly unusual events of their lives. It is a practical look at the traumas faced by abduction experiencers providing tested solutions to these problems that really work"
It is a hard knock life as an abductee.

Great book I've seen advertized in a magazine... I only wish I could remember which one... I'm still longing to find it on the book shelves of my local bookstore. This book claimms to teach you "All the Skills to Dodge the Kills"....Great book I've seen advertized in a magazine... I only wish I could remember which one... I'm still longing to find it on the book shelves of my local bookstore. This book claimms to teach you "All the Skills to Dodge the Kills". Whether your running from an insane axe murderer, an evil dolls, evil Japanese movies, murderous homecoming queens and more!Chapters include:
How to Survive a Night of Babysitting
How to Convince the Skeptical Local Sheriff
How to Perform an Exorcism
How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll