Alessandra Ambrosio and The Week That Was: February 21st – 27th

Best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret, this Brazilian beauty began modeling at the young age of 15 after winning Brazil’s Elite Model Look competition. She was soon chosen to do the Millennium Guess? campaign along with her friend and fellow super-hottie Ana Beatriz Barros. Since then, she’s appeared in pretty much every magazine, ever. And thank God for that!

Welp, it looks like the injustices of the ‘War on Drugs’ are finally making their needed retreat – Eric Holder, President Obama’s Attorney General, has signaled that the Drug Enforcement Administration will end raids on marijuana dispensaries in states that allow medical marijuana. Asked about what the DEA raids in California since Obama took office – something the President promised would end during his campaign, Holder responded, “What the president said during the campaign, you’ll be surprised to know, will be consistent with what we’ll be doing here in law enforcement. What he said during the campaign is now American policy.”

If 500 Daytona Beach babes didn’t convince you that this sunny Florida town has some of the hottest chicks around, then we’ve got one more way to show you the light: Daytona Bike Week Babes. This festival of badass bikes, babes and booze draws in tens of thousands from around the country, including tons of chicks wearing little to nothing, just because they can. And as you might have guess, we’re totally OK with that.

Over the past few years, it’s become glaringly apparent that Hollywood is suffering from a crippling idea shortage. We’ve seen a fourth Indiana Jones, a third Underworld, a third Mummy, a fourth Scary Movie, a fifth Saw… it’s pretty pathetic. Of course, the endless sequel thing isn’t completely abnormal. Jaws, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street all saw countless followups through the ’80s and ’90s. However, what is a new and very annoying trend in Hollywood is the needless remaking of movies and TV shows.

Woohoo! Spring training is finally here! As expected the boo-birds let Alex Rodriguez have it over his recent acknowledgment of steroid use but the star Yankee shortstop was quick to shut them up with a long home run to left field . The real story of the day was the Boston Red Sox annual game against Boston College. If you want to see men (the Red Sox) dominate boys (Boston College) in the game of baseball check out this highlight video!

Today marks the 15th anniversary of the death of comedian Bill Hicks. Known for his vicious, insightful no-holds-barred style, Hicks has posthumously become one of the most popular comedians of all-time. And in these strange, f**ked up days, we miss the funny son-of-a-bitch even more. So to honor the this fallen hero of comedy, we’ve put together our picks for the 10 Best Bill Hicks Stand-Up Moments. Cheers! [Warning: NSFW Language – so put on some headphones.]

Just when you thought this ‘Octomom’ thing couldn’t get any more f**ked up, this happens: Vivid Entertainment, one of the largest porn distributors in the world, has now offered Nadya Suleman, aka ‘Octomom’, $1 million to star in an adult movie. The offer comes after Suleman gave birth to octuplets following in vitro fertilization. But with six other children already straining her bank account, the family now faces losing their home.

Well, hot damn! Everyone seems to be on Twitter these days, including a ton of your favorite porn stars! By following their feeds, not only are you one click away from chatting with some of the sexiest chicks in the industry, you get to learn about what their lives are like when they’re not, um, working… You know, if you’re into that kind of thing. (P.S. Don’t forget to click their pictures for some semi-SFW galleries!)

Dear Olivia, It seems as if your sexual antics have picked up steam of late. On Friday your ultimate cleavage photos hit the internet, and you couldn’t have shown any more cleave without gracing us with a full boob if you tried. (Thank you.) And then there was the video of you jumping head first into a cream pie while wearing a busty French Maid outfit. Sure, the chance of having a boob pop out was low, but once again you raised the bar. Oh, and what about these sexy lingerie photos that I personally feel are your hottest to date?

We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention (or just join in!).

Last night in New Jersey, Nets point-guard Devin Harris (check out his hot girlfriend in our list of Top 50 WAGS of World Sport) hit a game winning buzzer beater from past half court. It was one of the longest and most dramatic buzzer beaters in NBA history, but Harris’ heroic shot was just one of many incredible basketball videos to appear on the Net over the last few weeks. To be honest after watching these videos Devin Harris’ shot really isn’t very impressive.

The prospect of legal marijuana seems an impossible dream to millions of pot smokers across America. No matter how much evidence exists to the contrary, the drug continues to be vilified by the media, demonized by the religious right and described as a ‘gateway drug’ by politicians and law makers alike. Nobody has ever overdosed on pot, nobody has ever died from it, yet smoking a joint continues to carry the same stigma as shooting heroin and snorting coke in the eyes of the government, and often yields the same punishment.

Woo Hooo!! It’s Mardi Gras people, and that means it’s time to celebrate. But instead of just giving you the standard bead babes, we thought we’d offer-up something a little lot different for this year’s Fat Tuesday. And if you’re a boob-lover, you’ve just hit the freakin’ jackpot. We present to you, Fat Boobs-Day!