Cast

ORRIG - Orc Berserker Orrig is too old and too tired to put up with this nonsense, but he does anyway because he knows the other three would probably starve or kill each other if he wasn't around to hit them on the head or give them pep talks. He secretly loves his job.

Likes:

His Job

His Family

His Employees

Dislikes:

Being Asked About Retirement

Vants:

A Job Vell Done

BRENT - (75%) Human FighterBrent spent so much of his childhood being angry at everyone that he never learned normal social behavior. Now he's trying to learn how to be nice to people because he wants a specific person to like him back.

Likes:

Thistle

Dislikes:

Lyra

Wants:

To Be Happy

LYRA - Elven ArcherThe Elves are famous for their propriety, elegance, and eloquence. Lyra is famous for none of these. Instead she likes to drink and yell at Brent and start fights (usually with Brent).

Likes:

None of Your Business

Dislikes:

Go Away

Wants:

To punch you in the face

THISTLE - MageThistle is a very nice and loving person, but good luck trying to convince her of that. She drinks a lot of tea and gets excited about very obscure plants sometimes.