Miss Arkansas wants to tell you about how loaded she got this weekend.

If I’m a 19 year old beauty Queen will anyone notice me stumbling in a stupor in the snow?

Time to remember the good old days when you too were once 19 years old and how passing the time used to comprise of looking for full liquor bottles to ingest while running around half naked on the street. Which brings us our next contestant to memory lane:

kspr.com: An Arkansas teen beauty queen finds herself off the pageant stage and behind bars. Megan Burgess handed over her crown to the new Miss Arkansas Teen USA two weeks ago. Now, she’s facing a public intoxication charge.

University of Arkansas Police say they received a call from Burgess’ dorm around 1 a.m. Saturday. The caller said they were concerned about Burgess after she left the dorm and ran down the street.

Of course what makes this so ironic is instead of being an underage beauty queen- Burgess had been an underage pop star or Hollywood actress, she’d probably have 78 product endorsements thrown at her at the wink of an eyelid. But as it turns out – for the time being all Megan Burgess gets is a free pass to an overnight jail without a paparazzo breathlessly hanging around.

But what Ms Burgess also gets are the memories:

“We received the phone call that there was a possibly intoxicated individual so the person that called us was concerned for that person and they were trying to assist her in some way and she ran and they pointed us in that direction,” says Lt. Gary Crain with UAPD.

And yet some way the whole thing does feel like a movie:

The phone call came from a resident assistant in Humphreys hall. They told police Burgess left running down Dickson Street towards Duncan Avenue. Police found her sitting by herself in the woods near Parking Lot 71. They said she was unsteady on her feet, and a danger to herself. They made the arrest.

One day when Megan Burgess is making her way along some beauty boulevard she’ll stop to notice the glare of some whiskey bottle hitting in her in the eye, lean down to pick it up before thinking to herself- ‘once you’ve made the national press for public drunkedness there is no need to do it again- unless of course I suddenly try my hand at being an underage Hollywood drunk actress.’

People in the Bible Belt portion of the U.S. of A. are some of the most deranged and disgusting excuses for human life.

A former Beauty Queen

I was arrested for Public Intox over the break in my small home town that I hold a 2010 crown for and think it is the stupidest thing to upload pictures of a mug shot of this poor girl! It was only typed up in my home town newspaper and that alone was the most humiliating thing I have ever gone threw; I can only imagine being bashed on headline news! She should not be bashed for her past accomplishments because of a mistake most can not say they have not made and maybe just never got caught! There is talk she will loose her title and crown and if roomer is true and as someone who has been in her shoes i will say this; “Unless you would also chop off a mans balls for a Public Intox charge you would not take a Beauty Queens Crown.”

Former

She is a FORMER Miss AR Teen USA. She did not hold the title when all of this happened. People are missing the fact that she is not a current title holder, therefore she cannot have her title taken away.

About

I think the idea to start “Scallywag and Vagabond.” (SCV) originates from my myriad background and the many years I have spent in preferred cafes and brasseries extolling the virtues and subtle intricacies of ‘being’ as the Beaujolais ran, the cigarette wafted and the gentleman to my side pontificated while spraying himself with a deftly tied cravat and sun crested idolatry.’

I grew up in Australia where as a young man one was obliged to become a hero of sorts. A master swimmer, fighter of causes, ideals and disheveled denizen of aesthetics, and more often a carefree ‘larrikin’ who would occasionally poke his sun bronzed nose at authority and convention Read More