Two lies Trump SHOULD tell

The author points out that Trump has been averaging 15 lies a day and his MAGA Mob believe every one of them. Why not use this sway over his cult-like following to do some good for the country for a change? The two lies suggested are:

1. Make a deal with Democrats on funding for border security and claim it includes plenty of money for Trump’s beloved wall, even if it doesn't. Then fully reopen the government and finance back pay for 800,000 federal workers going without paychecks.

2. Make a trade deal with China and call it an epic breakthrough, even if not much changes. Then rescind all the tariffs on Chinese imports, take credit for surging stock prices (making it three lies, I guess) and watch confidence recover as government gets out of the way.