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Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front ofThe White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs.These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of StateHillary Clinton, and I got one for Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,"Excellent trade, Sir."

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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"