LOL... Like I said... I didn't invent this. A member just sent me that and maybe someone here may be interested.

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OMFG! The thought of anyone cutting anywhere in that area makes my balls retract halfway to my lungs. Jesus, how can someone do that!

Damn what if you get an infection or something. MRSA dick could NOT be good.

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OMG! s_couple, are you serious?!!!

That image alone will probably put me out of commission for days!

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420 (and other guys who're concerned win their size):

I received the following info from a caring SLS fellow. I haven't looked into it because I have no plan nor interest for it... At least in any near future. But if you're interested, you can go ahead and research it yourself.

"You can get penis girth OPERATION they cut just below the head or crown all the way around. Then they roll down the skin like a condom all the way. Then they will put skin graft called MICRO-DERM all the way around and place a few disolving stiches to hold it in place and roll the skin back up and stich it all thw way around to the head. PS. It works great wet from 5 1/2" around to 7 1/2" around WOW" [sic]

The cost for him was $25k and it took him 8 weeks to recover.

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@ 420...I've read your other posts, all of them. Wow, what a journey the two of you have had! I'm not at all qualified to say this, especially to someone who has endured what you guys have, but I hope you just keep at it. Though that first run wasn't what you had expected our bargained for, I believe you'll find someone soon.

The Supply v. Demand equation is heavily weighted in your favor. The fact that you two are willing to consider married men as well stacks the odds your way even more. I will submit though that this last factor (married guy) might have something to do with the " gone in 45 mins" issue. It's one of the downfalls of playing with men (or women) who have to account for their absence to their spouse or partner... just the nature of the beast.

There's just one more aspect of your profile that I'd want to mention. Let me preface this by saying that I totally agree that you and your wife are more than entitled to whatever qualities you desire, and should not have to settle for less.

However...

Her desire for a "well hung" hung male already limits the playing field quite a bit. According to doctors, less than 10% of men are more than "average"...average being between about 6" give or take. I infer from your profile that you also want a Scotsman as well.

I'm not at all trying to be cute here, but looking for a single Scotsman in the US who has an "8 or better cock and is wanting to swing may be a tough sell. Maybe the Scottish thing is not an absolute, but it sort of sounded that way when I read it. If it's not, you might reword that part a little...just a thought.

Otherwise, I think you will find something good really soon. Reading your posts in the other forums is actually a little heart-warming. Please give our best to your bride and here's wishing you both much success!

Jeff (& Carole)

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12 years and you're only now beginning to get discouraged? I applaud your patience. :)

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Are you looking for a well endowed applicant here in the forum?

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Okay we are not going to read all 8 pages, but here is our response, we want a well endowed male. What does that mean? Well it has been 12 years since our last romp, and the guy we picked to end this dry spell had barely a 6" dick fucked her like a rabbit then left 45 mins. later...12 years come the fuck on. Endowed means please be long enough to hit the cervix. And she wants thick also. So well endow is 7.5 up and thick. Do not give us photo's that you have used tricks of the trade on. Such as women with small hands. Photo shopped photo's. Different angles of the camera showing a ruler a foot away, really? If you can't be honest do not even attempt to contact us. We are beginning to become pretty discouraged. Our profile has always stated this.

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@Andrew, bingo my friend. and in return, it gives people an idea of who we enjoy playing with. this is why I say we use certs for very specific reasons.

disclaimer: just because a couple doesn't look like our "cert couples" does not mean we would not be interested. while we all certainly have our preferences, personality, a sense of humor, and especially attitude go a long way with us.

ps, forum regulars (or at least the ones we get along with), go to the front of the line! :)

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I also use their certs, if they have them, to determine if we could be a match. I try to judge if Robin and I fit into the group of people they've already played with.

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