tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931Sun, 05 Oct 2014 00:02:23 +0000Jokesareus - NewsNews Humour & Odditieshttp://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)Blogger129125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-6779810545477851078Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:22:00 +00002009-12-16T23:22:37.454+11:00<h1><b>Topless flasher mown down by car</b></h1><font size=3>By New Zealand correspondent Kerri Ritchie<br><br> A New Zealand woman who flashed her breasts at passing motorists distracted one driver so much he ran her over.<br><br> Cherelle Dudfield never meant to literally stop traffic. <br><br> She says she was egged on by a friend to flash her breasts at passing cars while standing in the middle of a road in the South Island city of Invercargill. <br><br> But the good times turned bad when one of the vehicles crashed into her. <br><br> The 18-year-old rolled over the bonnet, and cracked the windscreen, but luckily was not hurt. <br><br> Ms Dudfield pleaded guilty in the Invercargill District Court to one charge of disorderly behaviour. <br><br> The judge said the behaviour was dangerous and fined her $220.<br><br> <br> ABC 16-12-9<br><br> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/16/2773191.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/16/2773191.htm<br><br> </a>.<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.<br><br> <br><br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a> <a href="http://s973.photobucket.com/albums/ae220/StephensSnaps/" eudora="autourl"> http://s973.photobucket.com/albums/ae220/StephensSnaps/<br><br> </a>Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/12/topless-flasher-mown-down-by-car-by-new.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-8306612952189141436Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:09:00 +00002009-11-08T19:09:16.175+11:00<h1><b>Fugitive gives own mug shot to newspaper<br><br> </b></h1><font size=3>A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mug shot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.<br><br> South Wales police had issued media with the photo of Matthew Maynard, wanted by officers investigating a house burglary, as part of a crackdown on crime in Swansea.<br><br> When it appeared in the South Wales Evening Post, the 23-year-old sent the newspaper a replacement photo of himself standing in front of a police van.<br><br> They obligingly printed it on the front page.<br><br> The police thanked him for helping them in their appeal, saying: &quot;Everyone in Swansea will know what he looks like now.&quot;<br><br> - <b>Reuters<br><br> <br> </b>ABC 8-11-9<br><br> .<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> Murphy's Technology Law #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.<br><br> <br><br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week The Three Sisters.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/11/fugitive-gives-own-mug-shot-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-2595962623492615709Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:42:00 +00002009-10-24T10:42:45.493+11:00Pilots in 'heated discussion' forget to land plane<h1><b>Pilots in 'heated discussion' forget to land plane</b></h1><font size=3>Aviation officials in the United States are investigating why the pilots on an airliner with 150 people on board lost contact with controllers for an hour and flew more than 200 kilometres past their destination. <br><br> The two pilots of North West Airline's flight 188 told US Transport Safety officials they lost contact with Air Traffic controllers because they had become distracted during a heated discussion about airline policy. <br><br> Federal investigators are expected to review the plane's voice recorders to determine whether the crew were indeed distracted or whether fatigue had been a factor. <br><br> When the airbus A-320 failed to respond to air traffic controllers military authorities were alerted and fighter jets were put on standby status over fears of a hijacking. <br><br> - <b>BBC<br><br> <br> </b>ABC 24-10-9<br><br> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/10/23/2723000.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/10/23/2723000.htm<br><br> </a>.<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.<br><br> <br><br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week The Three Sisters.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/10/pilots-in-heated-discussion-forget-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-199941187628966334Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:37:00 +00002009-09-02T16:38:08.697+10:00<h1><b>Mayors on one-way street to head-on collision</b></h1><font size=3>Police in Paris are dealing with traffic anarchy after the mayors of two feuding suburbs declared the same busy street one-way - but in opposite directions. <br><br> There was chaos among bemused drivers at the point where the rival systems converged, with all traffic forced down one side road. <br><br> The confusion followed a decision by the Mayor of Levallois who wanted to introduce a one-way system to free up traffic through his borough. <br><br> Fearing an overspill into his district, the Mayor of Clichy, Gilles Catoire, brought in a one-way system running the opposite direction. <br><br> The local prefect, representing the French state, has issued a decree ordering the immediate return of two-way traffic in Clichy, accusing its Mr Catoire of provoking serious disorder. <br><br> Mr Catoire is refusing to back down, saying he will challenge the decision in court. <br><br> - <b>BBC<br><br> <br> </b>ABC 2-9-9<br><br> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/02/2674323.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/02/2674323.htm<br><br> </a>.<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.<br><br> <br><br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week The Three Sisters.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/09/mayors-on-one-way-street-to-head-on.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-1606060825223795071Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:07:00 +00002009-07-15T20:08:09.565+10:00<h1><b>Novel published one tweet at a time</b></h1><font size=3>An American writer who failed to find a publisher for his novel is putting the book on Twitter - 140 characters at a time.<br><br> Matt Stewart, a San Francisco-based novelist, began &quot;tweeting&quot; his first book, The French Revolution, on the micro-blogging service on Tuesday (local time).<br><br> &quot;As far as I can tell, I'm the first person to release a completed full-length literary novel on Twitter,&quot; Stewart wrote on his website, <a href="http://www.thefrenchrev.com/" eudora="autourl"> www.thefrenchrev.com</a>.<br><br> &quot;Loosely structured on the greatest identity crisis ever, The French Revolution tells the story of a San Francisco family forging its place in history,&quot; he said.<br><br> Stewart says putting the book on Twitter is a &quot;social experiment&quot; to &quot;see how the world reacts to a long-form tale told in snippets.&quot;<br><br> He also acknowledges that he has been unable to find a publisher.<br><br> &quot;My agent submitted The French Revolution to all the major publishing houses,&quot; Stewart said.<br><br> &quot;Many of them loved it, but none were willing to buy what they viewed as a 'risky' novel - vivid language, elements of fantasy and farce, raunchy humour,&quot; he said.<br><br> Stewart says it will take approximately 3,700 &quot;tweets&quot; to transmit all of the 480,000 characters in his book.<br><br> - <b>AFP<br><br> <br> </b> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/07/15/2626221.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/07/15/2626221.htm<br><br> </a>.<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.<br><br> <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week The Three Sisters.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/07/novel-published-one-tweet-at-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-7323153359216803049Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:04:00 +00002009-06-24T09:05:08.415+10:00<h1><b>Police clear street over kids' 'nuclear reactor'</b></h1><font size=3>Two six-year-old boys pretending to have built a mini nuclear power plant has prompted German police and the fire brigade to clear their street, authorities said.<br><br> The school children in the western town of Oelde had built the nuclear reactor mock-up out of a computer casing and taped a &quot;radioactivity warning&quot; they had printed out from the internet on its side.<br><br> &quot;When the boys returned to their 'nuclear power plant' from a brief stop at home they were sent away again as the area and a wide radius around it had been cleared and blocked off,&quot; police said in a statement.<br><br> Residents were ordered not to leave their homes and firefighters tested for a radioactive leak.<br><br> The boys' parents thought the fire department was conducting a drill until they read about the operation online and what led to it. <br><br> They reported to the police station and explained their six-year-olds had not managed to build an actual nuclear reactor.<br><br> - <b>AFP<br><br> </b>ABC 24-6-9<br><br> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/23/2606539.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/23/2606539.htm<br><br> </a>.<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?<br><br> <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week The Three Sisters.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/06/police-clear-street-over-kids-nuclear.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-2654779391710936626Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:20:00 +00002009-04-16T14:21:02.724+10:00Escaped snakes ground Qantas plane<font size=3>Qantas had to take a plane out of service because of escaped snakes earlier this week.<br><br> Four baby pythons went missing from the cargo hold on a flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne on Tuesday.<br><br> When staff realised they had escaped from their cage, the aircraft was taken out of service and fumigated, causing delays for passengers.<br><br> The snakes remain missing.<br><br> <br> ABC 16-4-9<br><br> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/16/2544073.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/16/2544073.htm</a><br><br> .<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> Archive : <a href="http://jokesareus3.blogspot.com/" eudora="autourl"> http://jokesareus3.blogspot.com/<br> </a>RSS feed : <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/humour" eudora="autourl"> http://feeds.feedburner.com/humour<br><br> </a>Little Johnny : <a href="http://jokesareus6.blogspot.com/" eudora="autourl"> http://jokesareus6.blogspot.com/<br> </a>RSS feed : <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/LittleJ" eudora="autourl"> http://feeds.feedburner.com/LittleJ<br><br> <br> </a>News Oddities : <a href="http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/" eudora="autourl"> http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/<br> </a>RSS feed : <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/newsodd" eudora="autourl"> http://feeds.feedburner.com/newsodd</a> <br><br> <br> DISCLAIMER: I am solely responsible for sending out this email. No other organizations or entities are associated with them. <br> Distribution of this document is permitted. Well it might as well be , because your going to do it any way. <br> The contents of this e mail is not intended to offend in anyway. Let's get this right folks , it's an attempt at humour. If you are offended , get yourself off the list , pronto.<br><br> .<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br><br> Updated regularly. </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/04/escaped-snakes-ground-qantas-plane.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-7141574037476683877Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:16:00 +00002009-03-26T10:16:17.198+11:00<h1><b>Killer SMS rumours sweep Egypt</b></h1><font size=3>The Egyptian Government has sought to dispel rumours that a mobile phone text message &quot;from unknown foreign quarters&quot; is spreading around the country and killing those who receive it.<br><br> The extraordinary move by Egypt's health and interior ministries follows press reports that an SMS containing a special combination of numbers killed a man in the town of Mallawi south of Cairo. <br><br> &quot;He died vomiting blood, followed by stroke, shortly after he received a message from an unknown phone number,&quot; the Egyptian Gazette reported. <br><br> &quot;The number begins with the symbol (+) and ends with (111),&quot; it said.<br><br> An &quot;official security source&quot; was quoted by the official MENA news agency as denying that those who receive the SMS &quot;get splitting headaches followed by brain haemorrhage that leads to death.&quot;<br><br> A statement from the health ministry quoted health officials in several regions as saying that they had &quot;received no cases with such symptoms&quot;<br><br> &quot;These rumours contradict all scientific facts,&quot; the statement said.<br><br> Egypt's interior ministry has detained three workers at an oil company for allegedly starting the rumours &quot;and they are now being interrogated,&quot; MENA said.<br><br> - <b>AFP<br><br> <br> </b>ABC 26-3-9<br><br> .<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> I am not infallible! Omniscient, yes, but infallible?<br><br> <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week Careel Bay.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/03/killer-sms-rumours-sweep-egypt-egyptian.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-1610695584101152609Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:43:00 +00002009-01-24T18:44:14.749+11:00'Magic' goat arrested for armed robbery<font size=3>Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.<br><br> Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.<br><br> &quot;The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car,&quot; Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.<br><br> &quot;They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.<br><br> &quot;We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat.&quot;<br><br> Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.<br><br> Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.<br><br> -<b>Reuters<br><br> <br> </b>ABC 24-1-9<br><br> .<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.<br><br> <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week Fujikawa Maru, Truk.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2009/01/magic-goat-arrested-for-armed-robbery.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-3216558336978850134Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:12:00 +00002008-11-29T22:18:36.766+11:00<h1><b>Barry Manilow music used as punishment</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">A US judge has hailed as a success a new form of punishment for people who go to court for being too noisy - an hour of listening to Barry Manilow or the theme tune from the children's TV show Barney And Friends.<br /><br />Judge Paul Sacco said he decided to try something new after noticing that violators brought before his Colorado court for playing their stereos too loudly or disturbing neighbours with band rehearsals kept doing it again.<br /><br />The usual practice of fining these offenders was not proving to be a deterrent, so he decided to give them a dose of their own medicine and make them listen to his musical selection at high volume for one hour.<br /><br />"This is a way, when I look back, of teaching manners to people," Mr Sacco, a judge from Fort Lupton Municipal Court in Colorado, told Reuters Television.<br /><br />He said his methods had cut the number of repeat offenders appearing in his court.<br /><br />- <b>Reuters<br /><br /></b>ABC 27-11-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/11/27/2430951.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/11/27/2430951.htm<br /><br /><br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />If a mute person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week The Seven Sisters.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/11/barry-manilow-music-used-as-punishment.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-1316099456644769763Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:30:00 +00002008-10-25T22:34:18.603+11:00Woman arrested over cyber-husband's death<h1><b>Woman arrested over cyber-husband's death</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">Fri the 24th of Oct, 2008<br /><br />A woman has been arrested in Japan after killing off her virtual reality husband in a computer game.<br /><br />Police say she is suspected of fraudulently accessing the computer account of a man she had married in the virtual world in order to hack into his personal files.<br /><br />She is then alleged to have killed his avatar or cyberspace alter ego.<br /><br />The woman has been quoted as saying she was angry that her cyber partner divorced her without warning.<br /><br />- <b>BBC<br /><br /><br /></b>ABC 25-10-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/10/24/2400982.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/10/24/2400982.htm<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen &amp; Stupidity.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week My own bubbles.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/10/woman-arrested-over-cyber-husbands.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-1847908679496646698Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:54:00 +00002008-09-13T20:21:03.632+10:00Bring your own light sabre: Uni launches Jedi course<h1><b>Bring your own light sabre: Uni launches Jedi course</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">By Europe correspondent Emma Alberici<br /><br />The UK's first Jedi course teaching personal development through a Star Wars syllabus will open to students at Queen's University in Belfast from November.<br /><br />According to its publicity material, the course, Feel the Force: How to Train in the Jedi Way, teaches the real-life psychological techniques behind Jedi mind tricks.<br /><br />It also claims to examine the wider issues behind the Star Wars universe, like balance, destiny, dualism, fatherhood and fascism.<br /><br />The university says it hopes to attract young Star Wars fans and introduce them to education through open learning.<br /><br />No prior qualifications are required and the blurb informs students that light sabres are not provided.<br /><br /><br />ABC 12-9-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/12/2362719.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/12/2362719.htm<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/09/bring-your-own-light-sabre-uni-launches.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-8647441116342273310Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:16:00 +00002008-09-03T12:21:32.640+10:00<h1><b>Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">Sunday the 31st of Aug 31, 2008<br /><br />A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said.<br /><br />The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.<br /><br />Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.<br /><br />It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.<br /><br />"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.<br /><br />On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.<br /><br />- <b>AFP<br /><br /><br /></b>ABC 2-9-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/31/2351244.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/31/2351244.htm<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/09/malaysian-man-gets-nut-stuck-around.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-428088513232440680Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:00:00 +00002008-07-12T21:56:08.727+10:00<h1><b>Russian town puts breasts on a pedestal</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">A Russian town plans to unveil a monument that shows a man's hand gripping a nubile female breast, which officials say will bring "family happiness" to men who touch it, Russian media reported.<br /><br />The monument will be opened to the public Saturday in Bataisk, a town of about 100,000 in the Rostov region of southern Russia, a spokesman for the Bataisk administration told the Interfax news agency.<br /><br />"A bas-relief of a female silhouette has been made on a metal plate, with a man's hand on the breast. It is believed that if a man touches this bust, he will gain family happiness," the spokesman said.<br /><br />Sculptor Anatoly Sknarin was inspired by a similar sculpture he saw in the red-light district of Amsterdam, the Moskovsky Komsomolets daily newspaper reported.<br /><br />- <b>AFP<br /><br /></b>ABC 12-7-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/12/2301991.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/12/2301991.htm<br /><br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/07/russian-town-puts-breasts-on-pedestal.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-1902233054444463213Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:20:00 +00002008-07-07T11:22:17.816+10:00<h1><b>Shopkeepers warned of sheep in Queen's clothing.</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">The 6th of July 2008<br /><br />New Zealand shopkeepers are being fleeced by fake 100 dollar notes featuring a sheep wearing a tiara in the place where Queen Elizabeth's portrait should be.<br /><br />Police said the notes, which all bear the same serial number, were crude forgeries but some merchants in Rodney, near Auckland, where they were circulating, were taken in, the <i>Herald on Sunday</i> reported.<br /><br />The Queen's tiara-wearing portrait features on all New Zealand bank notes.<br /><br /><b>DPA<br /><br /><br /></b>SMH 6-7-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/warning-over-sheep-in-queens-clothing/2008/07/06/1215282624396.html" eudora="autourl"> http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/warning-over-sheep-in-queens-clothing/2008/07/06/1215282624396.html<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/07/shopkeepers-warned-of-sheep-in-queens.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-2057181252859316025Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:03:00 +00002008-07-03T17:33:30.590+10:00<h1><b>Monumental enema for small town</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">Article from: <a href="http://www.news.com.au/"> <img src="http://www.news.com.au/images/sources/news_sourcelogo.gif" alt="NEWS.com.au" height="15" width="100" /> </a><br /><br />By staff writers<br /><br />July 03, 2008 08:44am<br /><br /><b>A TOWN in southern Russia has erected a monument in the shape of an enema to celebrate the famous medical procedure.<br /><br /></b> <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5018552/regular-russian-city-immortalizes-enema-with-42000-statue-held-aloft-by-angels"> The bronze syringe bulb sculpture held by three angels was unveiled in the city of Zheleznovodsk</a>, a region known for dozens of spas where enemas with water from mineral springs are routinely administered to treat digestive and other complaints.<br /><br />Standing at 1.5m and weighing 400kg, the $44,000 sculpture was installed in a square in front of the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, with a banner declaring: "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas".<br /><br />"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," said spa director Alexander Kharchenko.<br /><br />"An enema is almost a symbol of our region."<br /><br />The monument was designed with "irony and humour", said sculptor Svetlana Avakina, who modelled the angels on the works of Italian Renaissance painter Alessandro Botticelli.<br /><br />Ms Avakina hoped to promote the sculpture as a brand and turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors.<br /><br />"This device is eternal, it will never change," she said.<br /><br /><br />Daily Telegraph 3-7-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23961658-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss" eudora="autourl"> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23961658-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/07/monumental-enema-for-small-town-article.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-1569645925781756947Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:05:00 +00002008-07-03T17:32:59.480+10:00<h1><b>Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said.<br /><br />Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen on Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.<br /><br />"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear."<br /><br />Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the "manure bombs", but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.<br /><br />"The women can get their clothes back from the local police station - unwashed," the spokesman added.<br /><br />- <b>Reuters<br /><br /><br /></b>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/06/manure-thief-falls-into-dung-flees.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-6547435471302158432Thu, 22 May 2008 02:48:00 +00002008-05-22T13:07:52.077+10:00Wolf whistlers wish - woman whips off woollies<h1><b>Wolf whistlers wish - woman whips off woollies</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">Road workers in a small New Zealand town got their wish granted when a woman stripped, saying she was fed up with their wolf-whistles.<br /><br />The Israeli tourist was about to use an ATM in the main street of Kerikeri, in the far north of the country, when the men whistled, the New Zealand Press Association (NZPA) reported.<br /><br />She calmly stripped off, used the cash machine, before getting dressed and walking away.<br /><br />The woman told police she did not take too kindly to the whistling from the men repairing the road.<br /><br />"She said she had thought 'bugger them, I'll show them what I've got'," police Sergeant Peter Masters told NZPA.<br /><br />"She gave the explanation that she had been ... pestered by New Zealand men. She's not an unattractive looking lady," Sgt Masters said.<br /><br />"She was taken back to the police station and spoken to and told that was inappropriate in New Zealand."<br /><br />- <b>Reuters<br /><br /><br /></b>ABC 22-5-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/22/2252372.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/22/2252372.htm<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/05/wolf-whistlers-wish-woman-whips-off.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-2479795479559453642Tue, 06 May 2008 12:05:00 +00002008-12-11T08:47:03.586+11:00Hump road sign slightly misleading<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F_U41vLH3gs/SCBJumo4J0I/AAAAAAAAAAY/x35Ez5BWYWk/s1600-h/35095-776257.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F_U41vLH3gs/SCBJumo4J0I/AAAAAAAAAAY/x35Ez5BWYWk/s320/35095-776257.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197235034980362050" border="0" /></a></p><h1><b>Hump road sign slightly misleading</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">Article from:<br /><a href="http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/"> <img src="http://www.news.com.au/images/sources/h14_heraldsun.gif" alt="Herald Sun" height="15" width="109" /> </a><br /><br />May 06, 2008 03:29pm<br /><br /><b>A ROAD sign depicting two people in a passionate embrace above the word "hump" has angered VicRoads.<br /><br /></b>The <a href="http://tools.leadernewspapers.com.au/photo_galleries/photo.php?id=30585&amp;cid=805"> sign</a> is believed to be the work of a mysterious artist in Langwarrin, south of Melbourne.<br /><br />Motorists have reported seeing <a href="http://tools.leadernewspapers.com.au/photo_galleries/gallery.php?id=805"> other fake road signs </a>along Cranbourne-Frankston Rd, Langwarrin, according to the <i>Frankston Leader.<br /><br /></i>VicRoads regional director Steve Brown said the stunt was illegal and unsafe.<br /><br /><img src="cid:7.1.0.9.2.20080506220139.09458998@ebearweb.net.0" alt="[]" height="280" width="400" /><br /><br /><br />Daily Telegraph 6-5-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23654529-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss" eudora="autourl"> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23654529-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss</a><br /><br /><br />.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" Do or not do, there is no try. -Yoda "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Chaweng Beach.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/05/hump-road-sign-slightly-misleading.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-121333639319824262Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:24:00 +00002008-05-07T09:30:46.321+10:00Monk caught with 230 porn films in monastery: report<h1><b>Monk caught with 230 porn films in monastery: report</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">A Benedictine monk has been caught with around 230 pornographic films in his room in a monastery in western Germany, the local <i>Abendzeitung</i> newspaper reported on Thursday.<br /><br />The discovery was made after the monk was caught trying to steal four gay pornography DVDs from a sex shop in the Bavarian city of Wuerzburg in southern Germany.<br /><br />After an assistant caught him stealing the films, the 49 year-old fled, throwing his loot in a rubbish bin before being caught by police.<br /><br />The monk lives at the 900-year-old Maria Laach Abbey in Rhineland-Palatinate.<br /><br /><br />ABC 7-3-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/07/2183201.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/07/2183201.htm<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" A meeting consists of a group of people who have little to say - until after the meeting. -P.K. Shaw "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Careel Bay.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/03/monk-caught-with-230-porn-films-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-3078346604099618944Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:49:00 +00002008-03-06T16:50:50.427+11:00Cemetery full, French Mayor tells locals not to die<h1><b>Cemetery full, French Mayor tells locals not to die</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">The Mayor of a village in south-west France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.<br /><br />In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish".<br /><br />It added: "Offenders will be severely punished".<br /><br />The Mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.<br /><br />Mr Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.<br /><br />"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.<br /><br />- <b>Reuters<br /><br /></b>ABC 6-3-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/06/2181533.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/06/2181533.htm<br /><br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Careel Bay.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/03/cemetery-full-french-mayor-tells-locals.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-2971209088238246825Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:59:00 +00002008-03-06T16:50:31.712+11:00Moses high on Mt Sinai: Israeli study<h1><b>Moses high on Mt Sinai: Israeli study</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments on Mount Sinai, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.<br /><br />Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem wrote in the <i>Time and Mind</i> journal of philosophy.<br /><br />"As far as Moses on Mount Sinai is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which I don't believe, or a legend, which I don't believe either, or finally, and this is very probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel under the effect of narcotics," Dr Shanon told Israeli public radio.<br /><br />Dr Shanon, who says he himself has dabbled with such substances, says Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the "burning bush".<br /><br />"The Bible says people see sounds, and that is a classic phenomenon," he said, citing the example of religious ceremonies in the Amazon in which drugs are used that induce people to "see music."<br /><br />He mentioned his own experience when he used ayahuasca, a powerful psychotropic plant, during a religious ceremony in Brazil's Amazon forest in 1991.<br /><br />"I experienced visions that had spiritual-religious connotations," he said.<br /><br />He said the psychedelic effects of ayahuasca were comparable to those produced by concoctions based on bark of the acacia tree, that is frequently mentioned in the Bible.<br /><br />- <b>AFP<br /><br /></b>ABC 5-3-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/04/2179961.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/04/2179961.htm</a><br /><br />Read the comments on the article, some are hilarious!<br /><br /><br />.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Rose.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/03/moses-high-on-mt-sinai-israeli-study.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-789376328641640722Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:34:00 +00002008-02-20T21:59:33.655+11:00Penis artist tries again in Archibald<h1><b>Penis artist tries again in Archibald</b></h1><span style="font-size:100%;">Article from: AAP<br /><br />February 20, 2008 06:32pm<br /><br /><b>A CHEEKY artist who uses his penis as a brush has entered a racy self-portrait for Australia's top art prize.<br /><br /></b>Australian Tim Patch, who calls himself Pricasso, usually exposes his talents at sex product fairs around the world, but has decided to go upmarket by entering a painting for the Archibald Prize - the nation's top award for portraiture.<br /><br />In a unique painting style, Patch does not use paint brushes, but his penis to apply paint to the canvas.<br /><br />"I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break," Patch said to the <i>Sydney Morning Herald</i> newspaper today.<br /><br />Patch entered a painting of a plastic surgeon in last year's Archibald Prize, but failed to impress the judges.<br /><br />This year's entry depicts a nude Patch, wearing only a hat, holding a blank canvas to hide his "brush".<br /><br />The Art Gallery of New South Wales in Sydney expects up to 700 portraits to be entered for the 2008 Archibald Prize, with the finalists to be announced in March.<br /><br /><br />Daily Telegraph 20-2-8<br /><br /><a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23246990-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss" eudora="autourl"> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23246990-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss<br /><br /></a>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<x-tab> </x-tab>.<br /><br /><br />" The English gave Australia it's laws. The Scots it's money and the Irish it's humour. -Edmond Campion "<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br /><br /></a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja<br /><a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br /><br /></a>Stephen's Snaps<br /><a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br /><br /></a>This week Guam photos.<br /><br />Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br /></span><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2008/02/penis-artist-tries-again-in-archibald.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-9026758195624661730Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:13:00 +00002007-12-25T18:14:08.716+11:00<h1><b>'Silent' Xmas song climbs the NZ music charts</b></h1><font size=3>By New Zealand correspondent <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/profiles/content/s1888038.htm?site=news"> Peter </a> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/profiles/content/s1888038.htm?site=news"> Lewis<br><br> </a>An unusual music CD has made it to the big time in New Zealand this Christmas.<br><br> It is two decades since Sir Bob Geldof and the Band Aid team first posed the question, &quot;Do they know it's Christmas time at all?&quot;<br><br> This year it got New Zealand's Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals thinking. <br><br> So they recorded a CD single, 'A Very Silent Night', as a fundraiser and a timely reminder for people to share the Christmas spirit with their pets. <br><br> But if you happen to catch a snippet of it, do not try to adjust the volume - because you will not hear it. <br><br> The song was recorded at very high frequencies so only a dog can hear it, and it struck such a chord with animal lovers that they have pushed it to number three on the singles charts.<br><br> <br> ABC 25-12-7<br><br> <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/25/2127127.htm" eudora="autourl"> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/25/2127127.htm<br><br> </a>.<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?<br><br> <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week Guam photos.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2007/12/silent-xmas-song-climbs-nz-music-charts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-425158857819750931.post-8261288248523784974Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:15:00 +00002007-12-14T23:15:38.761+11:00<h1><b>Puppy latches on to urinating man's member</b></h1><font size=3>By staff writers<br><br> December 14, 2007 07:44pm<br><br> <b>A DRUNKEN man urinating through a fence got a nasty surprise when a playful puppy in the adjoining lot latched onto his member.<br><br> </b>Kann Veasna took a break from drinking wine at a street stall to relieve himself through a hole in a fence, according to news agency DPA. <br><br> However a puppy spotted the Mr Veasna's appendage as it poked through and apparently thinking it was a toy latched on, newspaper <i>Rasmei Kampuchea </i>reported.<br><br> Suffering lacerations Mr Veasna fronted up to a hospital in Phnom Penh for treatment and was forced to tell the embarrassing story of injuries.<br><br> &quot;It's undoubtedly sore now, but luckily it should still be useful to him in the future,'' a doctor was quoted as saying by DPA. <br><br> Daily Telegraph 14-12-7<br><br> <a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22925782-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss" eudora="autourl"> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22925782-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss<br> <br> </a>.<x-tab>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<x-tab> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</x-tab>.<br><br> <br> If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?<br><br> <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net<br><br> </a>Bujinkan: Martial Arts of the Samurai and Ninja <br> <a href="http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/" eudora="autourl"> http://www.ebearweb.net/bujinkan/<br><br> </a>Stephen's Snaps<br> <a href="http://photo.ebearweb.net/" eudora="autourl"> http://photo.ebearweb.net/<br><br> </a>This week Guam photos.<br><br> Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.<br> </font><div class="feedflare">
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</div>http://jokesareus9.blogspot.com/2007/12/puppy-latches-on-to-urinating-mans.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stephen Halliday)0