22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

To celebrate the release of 22 Jump Street on Digital and Blu-ray, here are 22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines. They’re not as good as Jenko’s “You have the right to… suck my dick, motherfucker!” but they’re pretty damn close.

Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.

This guy gets it.

I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.

Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.

That sounds like a great first date.

I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.

What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.

They had a normal conversation going and she had to make it weird. How inconsiderate of her.

Really? What was bad. The, “did Nazi they used that line before”? Are you against #StateSchoolPunGuyForFifthYear? Are you against #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts? It’s getting really confusing on what we can/can’t post…

Were these the pick up lines that didn’t make the cut in previous weeks because a lot of them were from the summer? I hope this was just a slow week and you get back to posting the quality we are used to.