PHONE SEX NUMBERS:
Tips and Hints for the
Best Phone Sex Experience

If you've never
called a phone sex line before, or if you've only called for phone sex a few
times,
just the thought of picking up the phone can be intimidating - even a little
bit scary.
Just like anything else, though, once you've done it a few times you get better
at it.
And as you do, you realize there's nothing to worry about - getting a great
call is easy - and of course, a lot more satisfying!
Here are some hints and tips to help you become a phone sex expert.

PHONE SEX TIPS: BEFORE YOU CALL

Choose a comfortable spot where you'll make your call.
You may want to pick the couch or the bed, you may be more comfortable in your
favorite chair. Nothing will destroy the moment more quickly than a leg cramp
or a suddenly sore back. Also, be sure that you've got enough time set aside
for your call, and that no one will disturb you. Shut the drapes, turn off cell
phones, pagers or anything else that could interrupt.

Before you call, be sure that your credit card is next
to the phone - it'll help you to take care of the details quickly, so you can
get to the phone sex. Don't worry, all of your personal information is kept
strictly private and your financial information is never kept, or made
available to anyone.

Give some thought to the type of lady and kind of phone
sex experience you want, and then choose the right number to call. (Printing
out the full phone sex number list
here will make it
easy.) This way, you'll be sure to quickly be connected with the receptionist
who can set up the exact type of phone sex you're after. And it will also
heighten your anticipation - just choosing the number and getting ready to call
is exciting. That excitement that doesn't even cost you a cent.

Also, give a little thought to the type of phone sex
girl, woman, Mistress or Domme that you're looking for - what she should look
like, sound like, and most importantly, what she'll do on the call. That will
also help the receptionist choose the right person for your call. Again, more
anticipation and free excitement.

Almost ready, but don't make the call yet. First, be
sure you have everything you might need during the call: a drink, kleenex and
lube, a clock to keep track of the time you've spent on your call. Make sure
it's right next to you when you call; there's nothing worse than getting
distracted because you forgot your water or kleenex. You may also want
something to look at during the call (photos, a DVD, a website) to help make
your experience even better.

PHONE SEX TIPS: DURING THE CALL

When you're on the call, please don't be afraid to spell
out your fantasies for the receptionist and phone sex girls, in as much detail
as possible. The more information you give them, the easier it is for them to
satisfy you - in every way. The true beauty of no limits, anything goes phone
sex is that no one will be embarassed or be taken by surprise - the
receptionists and operators are very experienced and you won't catch them off
guard or shock them, no matter how mainstream or how taboo your fantasies may
be.

Remember, you're a customer, calling for a service. That
means the people on the other end of the phone want to speak with you, want to
make you comfortable, and want to make you happy. There's no reason to be
embarassed or scared to talk about anything on your mind. They want to hear it
- and most of them will be almost as excited as you, to hear it. As the
customer, you should be comfortable while you're on the phone. No one is
judging - they're just trying to give you the very best phone sex experience
possible. Relas and let them do their job for you.

If you're looking to save money (and who isn't, these
days?!) ask your receptionist about flat rate calls. You can buy a ten minute,
thirty minute or sixty minute call for a lower rate than paying by the minute;
very often, it's worth it.

Once in a while, a call can get off track. It's
unusual, but occasionally it can happen. If you find yourself in that
situation, don't get upset. Remember, you're the customer, and remind the lady
what you wanted to do or talk about. And if you discover you're not having a
good time on the call, immediately ask to be returned to the receptionist.
She'll gladly find you a different lady who'll make you happy. Your
satisfaction is guaranteed.

Most importantly, let yourself be excited and relaxed.
Phone sex is one of the best, stress-free sexual releases you'll ever
experience, with no pressure and no one keeping score. Everyone involved is
just aiming for a happy ending - enjoy it!

PHONE SEX TIPS: AFTER THE CALL

You may be tempted to roll over and take a nap after
your call, but take a minute or two to clean up The last thing you want is for
someone to unexpectedly walk in on you while you're enjoying the afterglow, and
ruin the experience.

Many people find it helpful to keep a notebook,
recording the number they called, the name of the girl they spoke with, the
length of the call, and so on. It can help with your phone sex budgeting - but
even more, it can help you keep track of the best phone sex experiences you've
had. Repeat calls are much easier if you can quickly find the number and name
of the girl who gave you a terrific experience!