Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked my home-piece MCA
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" – he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance, I would DJ
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say
"Hey, me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out, she said "No way!"
I should've probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other dayJockin' Mike D. to my dismay

“We get a lot of shit for things that were done at those times, and in a lot of ways I think rightfully so. It’s really scary when you do something as a goof that then 4 million people take for real: `Girls to do the dishes, cool!’ Dude, no, that wasn’t really the idea. It’s hard. Then again, it’s still like that now, there’s always that fine line, people don’t really know when you’re goofing.” –From Eric Gladstone’s April 1994 piece for AP…