Meanwhile, in Florida

Desmond Brownlee, 45, of Volusia County, Florida, has been charged with felony battery by strangulation and tampering with a witness after he attacked his wife over fried chicken. According to police, Desmond was upset because his wife had eaten leftover fried chicken from dinner and was attempting to cook more fried chicken when he became agitated after she began critiquing his cooking efforts. He lost a gasket and pushed his wife onto the bed, striking her multiple times in the face and choking her. When the woman called 911 Desmond took the phone away from her. When cops arrived he told them his hit him first, but cops arrested him because they deemed he was the primary aggressor. Also, they both were drunk after drinking all day.