A speed-IF! A veritable feast! Using the following inventory items, based on a list of photographed items from Grocible's book-in-progress: a top hat, a dragonfly, a small crystal ball, two optical prisms, a water pistol, a magnifying glass, a bowtie, a jar of silica, a polished piece of labradorite, a bow and arrow, an archer's arm guard, a bismuth crystal.

This was written at the very last second for ClubFloyd's 2011 Thanksgiving Speed-IF session, inspired by a friend of mine, Christos Dimitrakakis, saying, "Let's play You Are A Turkey!" while we were waiting for the 'real' games to be uploaded. So before you go blaming me, consider first blaming Christos Dimitrakakis.
(Thanks for the inspiration, Christos!)
This is the second release, which includes some suggestions that were made when ClubFloyd played the game. Total programming time, including these bug fixes, is still under an hour. It is officially the most quickly-coded game I have ever released, and the only one thus far to be under the mythical Two Hour Speed IF requirement.You can play the game online here.You can download it for off-line play here.If you're new to interactive fiction, I would recommend a visit to A Beginner's Guide to Playing Interactive Fiction.