Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation a few weeks ago in upstate New York

HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

Also sent in from DM, this version different in he liberal use of comic sans font:

"A relative of mine called me and said she had sent this email for my consideration. She said it wasn't important what my political affiliation was, this is something that affects us all and I should consider the message. She couldn't wait for me to turn on the computer and read this thing:" -D.M.

FOR THOSE OF YOU ON THE 'CONSERVATIVE' SIDE OF THE FENCE, READ THIS AND LEARN TO UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS BETTER THAN EVER. FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT ON THE 'CONSERVATIVE' SIDE OF THE FENCE, PLEASE READ AND LEARN A DIFFERENT VIEWPOINT.Wherever you stand, please take the time to read this; it ought to scare the pants off you!

We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of America's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, 'Mexifornia,' explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.

Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States. He said, 'If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall, and that 'An autopsy of history would show that all great nations commit suicide.''

'Here is how they do it,' Lamm said: 'First, to destroy America, turn America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and bicultural country. 'History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict, and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The historical scholar, Seymour Lipset, put it this way: 'The histories of bilingual and bi-cultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension, and tragedy.'

Canada, Belgium, Malaysia, and Lebanon all face crises of national existence in which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons, and Corsicans.'

Lamm went on: Second, to destroy America, 'Invent' multiculturalism' and encourage immigrants to maintain their culture. Make it an article of belief that all cultures are equal. That there are no cultural differences. Make it an article of faith that the Black and Hispanic dropout rates are due solely to prejudice and discrimination by the majority. Every other explanation is out of bounds.

Third, 'We could make the United States an 'Hispanic Quebec' without much effort. The key is to celebrate diversity rather than unity. As Benjamin Schwarz said in the Atlantic Monthly recently: 'The apparent success of our own multiethnic and multicultural experiment might have been achieved not by tolerance but by hegemony. Without the dominance that once dictated ethnocentricity and what it meant to be an American, we are left with only tolerance and pluralism to hold us together.' Lamm said, 'I would encourage all immigrants to keep their own language and culture. I would replace the melting pot metaphor with the salad bowl metaphor. It is important to ensure that we have various cultural subgroups living in America enforcing their differences rather than as Americans, emphasizing their similarities.'

'Fourth, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least educated. I would add a second underclass, unassimilated, undereducated, and antagonistic to our population. I would have this second underclass have a 50% dropout rate from high school.'

'My fifth point for destroying America would be to get big foundations and business to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in ethnic identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology.' I would get all minorities to think that their lack of success was the fault of the majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all minority failure on the majority population.'

'My sixth plan for America's downfall would include dual citizenship, and promote divided loyalties. I would celebrate diversity over unity. I would stress differences rather than similarities. Diverse people worldwide are mostly engaged in hating each other -- that is, when they are not killing each other. A diverse, peaceful, or stable society is against most historical precedent. People undervalue the unity it takes to keep a nation together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks believed that they belonged to the same race; they possessed a common Language and literature; and they worshipped the same gods. All Greece took part in the Olympic games. A common enemy, Persia, threatened their liberty. Yet all these bonds were not strong enough to overcome two factors: local patriotism and geographical conditions that nurtured political divisions. Greece fell. 'E. Pluribus Unum' --From many, one. In that historical reality, if we put the emphasis on the 'pluribus' instead of the 'Unum,' we will balkanize America as surely as Kosovo.'

'Next to last, I would place all subjects off limits; make it taboo to talk about anything against the cult of 'diversity.' I would find a word similar to 'heretic' in the 16th century -- that stopped discussion and paralyzed thinking. Words like 'racist' or 'xenophobe' halt discussion and debate. Having made America a bilingual/bicultural country, having established multi-culturism, having the large foundations fund the doctrine of 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce our immigration laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration has been good for America, it must always be good. I would make every individual immigrant symmetric and ignore the cumulative impact of millions of them.'

In the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow. Profound silence followed. Finally he said, 'Lastly, I would censor Victor Hansen Davis's book 'Mexifornia.' His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan to destroy America. If you feel America deserves to be destroyed, don't read that book.'

There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like anonymous cloud above every attendee at the conference. Every American in that room knew that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically, quietly, darkly, yet pervasively across the United States today.

Discussion is being suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the foundation of our educational system and national cohesiveness. Even barbaric cultures that practice female genital mutilation are growing as we celebrate 'diversity.' American jobs are vanishing into the Third World as corporations create a Third World in America -- take note of California and other states -- to date, ten million illegal aliens and growing fast. It is reminiscent of George Orwell's book '1984.' In that story, three slogans are engraved in the Ministry of Truth Building :'War is peace,' 'Freedom is slavery,' and 'Ignorance is strength.'

Governor Lamm walked back to his seat. It dawned on everyone at the conference that our nation and the future of this great democracy is deeply in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration monster stopped within three years, it will rage like a California wildfire and destroy everything in its path especially The American Dream.

If you care for and love our country as I do, take the time to pass this on just as I did for you. NOTHING is going to happen if you don't.

"I remember buying the tongue-in-cheek 'Politically Correct Bedtime Stories' back in the 90's (the writing was a lot better than this email). I find the added notes of sexuality pretty creepy--they say a lot more about the author than about political correctness." -Alicia

There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.

Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother," although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist.

Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.

"But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?"

Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

"But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?"

Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for women to oppress each other, since all women were equally oppressed until all women were free.

"But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?"

And Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't stereotypical women's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community.

"But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?"

But Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way, although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people called "health".

Thus Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off.

Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors.

Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the woods and be accepted as valid lifestyle role models.

On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper, and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers. She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket.

Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, and chose to dialogue with the Wolf.

She replied, "I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity."

The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on my way."

Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her Grandmother's house.

But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action affirmative of his nature as a predator.

Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put on Grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedclothes, and awaited developments.

Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said,

"Grandma, I have brought you some cruelty-free snacks to salute you in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch."

The Wolf said softly "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."

Red Riding Hood said, "Goodness! Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

"You forget that I am optically challenged."

"And Grandma, what an enormous, what a fine nose you have."

"Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I didn't give in to such societal pressures, my child."

"And Grandma, what very big, sharp teeth you have!"

The Wolf could not take any more of these specieist slurs, and, in a reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped out of bed, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see her poor Grandmother cowering in his belly.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Red Riding Hood bravely shouted. "You must request my permission before proceeding to a new level of intimacy!"

The Wolf was so startled by this statement that he loosened his grasp on her.

At the same time, the woodchopper burst into the cottage, brandishing an ax.

"Hands off!" cried the woodchopper.

"And what do you think you're doing?" cried Little Red Riding Hood. "If I let you help me now, I would be expressing a lack of confidence in my own abilities, which would lead to poor self esteem and lower achievement scores on college entrance exams."

"Last chance, sister! Get your hands off that endangered species! This is an FBI sting!" screamed the woodchopper, and when Little Red Riding Hood nonetheless made a sudden motion, he sliced off her head.

"Thank goodness you got here in time," said the Wolf. "The brat and her grandmother lured me in here. I thought I was a goner."

"No, I think I'm the real victim, here," said the woodchopper. "I've been dealing with my anger ever since I saw her picking those protected flowers earlier. And now I'm going to have such a trauma. Do you have any aspirin?"

"Sure," said the Wolf.

"Thanks."

"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on his firm, well padded back, gave a little belch, and asked, "Do you have any Maalox? And could you pass me the salt?"

"The best part of this in my opinion is not so much the forwarded message, but rather the personal note someone attached...I don't know how true this is, but if it is true!!!!!!! I'm so glad someone sent this to me!!!!!!!"

Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.

According to the United State s Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171. ..... During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the h eart.

'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides,' Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.'

WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this could possibly be our next president. I, for one, am speechless . ..

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that' s a 'post turtle'.' The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down.'

The other day in a moment of boredom and science, I glanced at the Google analytics report of this blog. For those who don't know what that is, it's a free utility that gives you useful webmaster stats, like where readers come from and what browser they are using. For example: Most of you use FirfeFox (until this discovery), live near a coast and surf here from "organic sources" like Google. However, this time I noticed a strange bump of IE visitors surfing to this site from a new and most unusual source: A square state.

Meet Denver's source for conservative talk radio, NEWSRADIO 850, a station operated by Clear Channel Communications. Its AM format is a local source for news and voices like Rush Limbaugh and such. Like many news stations, they have a news blog that touches on the talking points of the day, such as drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve (ANWR).

Guess which reputable source they linked to their readers concerning the topic of ANWR? Yep. A right-wing forward posted to this blog, your favorite reader-donated forward archive. I felt a small shiver down my spine knowing Colorado radio listeners were viewing this satirical "reference" blog of hilarious right-wing propaganda in an un-ironic fashion.

I wonder how many other conservative news outlets cite forwards as a hard news source. Chills.

See their uncompromising news entry here. Our entry donated by Kelly, sent her way from her dearly conservative grandma, is here.

Hey, at least they openly admit it's from an email. Which begs the ultimate question: Do most news consumers really care?

I wish this wasn't true, but I checked it out on Snopes and they confirmed it. Please send this to as many people as you can, especially those who might be thinking of voting for B. Hussen Obama. We cannot have a man like this in office.

The Obama Death ListThe following is a partial list of deaths of persons connected to Barack HUSSEIN Obama during his time inside the United States. Read the list and judge for yourself...

SARAH BERKLEY - Author of "The Jihad at the Ballot Box" - a book examining Obama's relationship with radical Islam. Died in a mysterious car crash in 2003.RUSSELL MCDOUGAL - Former FBI operative, January 23rd, 2007. McDougal was known to hold sensitive information about meetings Barack Obama had with arms smugglers. His wife was murdered March 2006 after he went public with his initial reports. His father died July 8, 2006 four hours after McDougal presented his findings on the Savage Nation. Suffered administrative retaliation after reporting discussions by jihadist groups concerning Obama to his superiors.RODRIGO VILLALOPEZ, a television news camera man who shot the footage of Obama describing small town voters as "bitter" and "clinging to their guns during the primary season.BRIAN GORING - A defense attorney for Obama patron Antoin Rezko during his trial for extortion and bribery. Died of apparent "natural causes."MERCEDES HUGLEY, one of Obama's many white, female conquests while at Harvard. Filed sexual assault charges against Obama for date rape in 1990. Because "date rape" was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges. Two years later, she was found dead of an apparent cocaine overdose.TAMIKA HILL - A former secretary for Obama's office in Chicago was murdered July 6, 2005 at a rib shack in the south side. Hill had spoken off the record with a reporter from the Chicago Sun Times about meetings Obama had with black militants in the city. She was murdered before she could ever be properly interviewed.HASAD AL SHAREEZ - FBI informant. Reported to his handler in January 2001 that he had a tape about of a person named simply "B. Hussein" meeting with 9/11 hijacker Mohatma Atta in Prague. Was found shot in the basement of a mosque in Dearborn, MI in October, 2001.DARSANO RAHARDJO - Childhood classmate of Barack Obama when he attended a madrassa in Indonesia. Was found with his head cut off in a Jakarta alley way in 1970. Many children at the school attributed Rahardjo's murder to the young Barack Obama. It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another's blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah. REVEREND DAVID MANNING - Former head of the Trinity Baptist Church in Chicago. Was murdered during the apparent robbery of a catfish restaurant in 1972. Shortly afterwards, Rev. Jeremiah Wright took over as head of Trinity and a many parishoners (who later left the church) suspected Wright in having a hand in Reverend Manning's death. Decades later, Manning's son JAMAL MANNING was found dead of an apparent crack overdose in 2004. It was rumored he was going to bring evidence of Wright's complicity in his father's death. His testimony was timed to coincide with Obama's first senate race. CHRISTOPHER HARGROVE, A former lover of Larry Sinclair. Found dead in a hotel room of apparent auto-erotic asphyxiation in January 2001. Was said to have been enraged when he found out that Sinclair had cheated on Jackson with Obama in the back of a limousine. To get revenge, Jackson planned to release digital pictures Sinclair had taken of the encounter on the Internet.PAUL ROTHCHILD - Democrat National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Washington DC in 2003. A "friend and trusted advisor" to senatorial candidate Barack Obama. Dead of an apparent suicide.CURTIS "POOKIE" JACKSON - Chicago drug dealer. Was the subject of a police investigation in which he was suspected of funneling money to Obama's many various community projects. Killed in 1998 in an apparent gang murder.HARVEY KENYON - Head of Obama's senatorial security team in Chicago. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside of Grant Park in 2005. Kenyon's son said his father was building a dossier on Obama. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his houseSHEILA BAUGH - A Washington DC madame. Died from a gunshot wound. Reported to have a black book of people containing names of influential people who visited the prostitutes in her brothel. One of those names was allegedly Barack Obama.KEYSHAWN "SPOON" CALWORTH - Was found dead of an apparent heroin overdose May 18, 1997. Was reported to have ties to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.LAWSHAWNA MARTIN- 26 year old mother of five, a Cabrini Green resident with a history of substance abuse. Told two of her co-workers at the Blue Peppermint Gentleman's Club that she would have to quit work because she was pregnant again. Strongly implied that the "baby daddy" was Barack Obama. The next week, she was reported missing. No body was ever recovered, but Lawshana has not resurfaced since making those remarks.BILL FERGUSON- Senior aide to Barack Obama. Found dead of an apparent heart attack.GANDY BAUGH - Attorney for Obama friend Antonin Rezko died by falling out an eightieth story window of the Hancock Tower, January, 2003. His client was a convicted Chinese spy.

Get your shit together readers, or Obama may actually ride the liberal apocalypse kahuna into the White House. Surfs up America!

Did you know he voted for habeus corpus for the Gitmo detainees? Voted for election funding reform? Get this: He actually opposed the Patriot Act! Opposed it! This Hitler incarnate will soon knock down our proud executive branch resulting in nightmare liberal reforms unless you forward this email to as many unsuspecting family and coworkers as possible. The country's future rides on you right now. Must. Click. Forward. Button. Do it. Hurry.

"Another email flooding the inboxes of true-believers, and unfortunately mine as well. I'm not going to waste my time seeing how much of this true or not." -Michael

Some of you will recognize the name of Bill Brown. He is a highly respected retired member of the Billy Graham team. I take his assessment of Obama very seriously and for that reason accept his challenge to pass this on I share his concern about the 'rock star' image Obama has and watch with growing concern at the celebrity status the media has foisted upon him. I hope this email informs you in a wise way.

We are witnessing a political phenomenon with Barack Obama of rare magnitude. His speeches have inspired millions and yet most of his followers have no idea of what he stands for except platitudes of 'Change' or that he says he will be a 'Uniter'. The power of speech from a charismatic person truly can be a powerful thing; Certainly Billy Graham had charisma and both his manner of speech and particularly the content changed millions. On the extreme other hand, the charisma of Adolph Hitler inspired millions and the results were catastrophic.

Barack Obama certainly is no Hitler or a Billy Graham, but for many Americans out there feeling just like a surfer who might be ecstatic and euphoric while riding a tidal wave, the real story is what happens when it hits shore.

Many people have asked, 'what has Barack Obama actually accomplished to qualify himself as a candidate for President?'

Here is a list of Barack Hussein Obama's accomplishments:

* He voted against banning partial birth abortion.* He voted no on notifying parents of minors who get out-of-state abortions.* Supports affirmative action in Colleges and Government.* In 2001 he questioned harsh penalties for drug dealing.* Says he will deal with street level drug dealing as minimum wage affair.* Admitted marijuana and cocaine use in high school and in college.* His religious convictions are very murky.* He is willing to meet with Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jung Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.* Has said that one of his first goals after being elected would be to have a conference with all Muslim nations.* Opposed the Patriot Act.* First bill he signed that was passed was campaign finance reform.* Voted No on prohibiting law suits against gun manufacturers.* Supports universal health-care.* Voted yes on providing habeas corpus for Guantanamo detainees.* Supports granting driver's licenses to illegal immigrants.* Supports extending welfare to illegal immigrants.* Voted yes on comprehensive immigration reform.* Voted yes on allowing illegal aliens to participate in Social Security.* Wants to make the minimum wage a 'living wage'.* Voted with Democratic Party 96 percent of 251 votes.* Opposed to any efforts to Privatize Social Security and instead supports increasing the amount of tax paid.* He voted No on repealing the Alternative Minimum Tax* He voted No on repealing the 'Death' Tax.* He wants to raise the Capital Gains Tax.* Has repeatedly said the surge in Iraq has not succeeded* He is ranked as the most liberal Senator in the Senate today and that takes some doing.

If your political choices are consistent with Barack Obama's and you think that his positions will bring America together or make it a better place, then you will probably enjoy riding the wave and not passing on this information.

If you are like most Americans that after examining that he stands for, are truly not in line with his record, it would be prudent to get off the wave or better yet, never get on, before it comes on shore and undermines the very foundations of this great Country.

We have limited time to save America or the Supreme Court as we know it.

Obama, secretly funded by the Middle East and China? This was news to forward recipient Steve, who actually typed up a little something we all have considered sending at some point: A thank-you note.

"Dear Father-In-Law:

Thank you for your very insightful and thought-provoking email revealing the campaign funding horrors from that subversive, Barack Obama. It's even more telling that Maureen Dowd wrote it! Since the article was published in the New York Times, surely a major investigation will be coming through any time now. Who knows, maybe Obama will be in court before the general election!

There's just one thing: your forward says that it was published on June 29 by Maureen Dowd. Here's a link to the column penned by Dowd on June 29:http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/29/opinion/29dowd.html?partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&pagewanted=all

It looks nothing like the article you forwarded.

Could you have possibly gotten the date wrong?

Oh, and could you have gotten the author wrong?

Because Maureen Dowd has nothing in her archive even remotely similar to this piece of...work.

Well, it's ok. Someone forwarded it to you, so it's probably true. And the New York Times is probably just trying to hide the truth. You know what opponents of democracy they are.

Thanks for the email!"

----Begin forwarded message----

> Date: July 9, 2008 7:49:02 AM GMT-04:00> Subject: FW: Editorial on Obama's Questionable Internet Fund Raising Campaign>> This will make you think!!> >>> >>> >> Published:Â June 29, 2008> >>> >>> Very interesting. Certainly bears looking into. And this from the New York Times?>> Please read this article from the New York Times by Maureen Dowd. You can bet you sweet bippy that when Dowd writes a column like this a major rat has been uncovered. Will our next President be chosen by rich enemies from Iran, Saudi Arabia, and China? I find this very disturbing.>>>>>>>> By MAUREEN DOWD>>> Published: June 29, 2008>> Go to Columnist Page »>>>>>>> OBAMA’S TROUBLING INTERNET FUND RAISING>>>>>>>> Certainly the most interesting and potentially devastating phone call I have received during this election cycle came this week from one of the Obama’s campaign internet geeks. These are the staffers who devised Obama’s internet fund raising campaign which raised in the neighborhood of $200 million so far. That is more then twice the total funds raised by any candidate in history – and this was all from the internet campaign.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What I learned from this insider was shocking but I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that when it comes to fund raising there simply are no rules that can’t be broken and no ethics that prevail.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obama’s internet campaign started out innocently enough with basic e-mail networking , lists saved from previous party campaigns and from supporters who visited any of the Obama campaign web sites.>>>>>>> Small contributions came in from these sources and the internet campaign staff were more than pleased by the results.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then, about two months into the campaign the daily contribution intake multiplied. Where was it coming from? One of the web site security monitors began to notice the bulk of the contributions were clearly coming in from overseas internet service providers and at the rate and frequency of transmission it was clear these donations were “programmed” by a very sophisticated user.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While the security people were not able to track most of the sources due to firewalls and other blocking devices put on these contributions they were able to collate the number of contributions that were coming in seemingly from individuals but the funds were from only a few credit card accounts and bank electronic funds transfers. The internet service providers (ISP) they were able to trace were from Saudi Arabia , Iran , and other Middle Eastern countries. One of the banks used for fund transfers was also located in Saudi Arabia .>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Another concentrated group of donations was traced to a Chinese ISP with a similar pattern of limited credit card charges.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It became clear that these donations were very likely coming from sources other than American voters. This was discussed at length within the campaign and the decision was made that none of these donations violated campaign financing laws.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was also decided that it was not the responsibility of the campaign to audit these millions of contributions as to the actual source (specific credit card number or bank transfer account numbers) to insure that none of these internet contributors exceeded the legal maximum donation on a cumulative basis of many small donations. They also found the record keeping was not complete enough to do it anyway.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is a shocking revelation.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have been concerned about the legality of “bundling” contributions after the recent exposure of illegal bundlers but now it appears we may have an even greater problem.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess we should have been somewhat suspicious when the numbers started to come out. We were told (no proof offered) that the Obama internet contributions were from $10.00 to $25.00 or so.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If the $200,000,000 is right, and the average contribution was $15.00, that would mean over 13 million individuals made contributions? That would also be 13 million contributions would need to be processed. How did all that happen?>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I believe the Obama campaign’s internet fund raising needs a serious, in depth investigation and audit. It also appears the whole question of internet fund raising needs investigation by the legislature and perhaps new laws to insure it complies not only with the letter of these laws but the spirit as well.>>>>>

Have you seen this one? It never aired on US soil and is over four years old, but this video is a mezmorizing find. It shows our great president facing off with a real journalist over the state of the Iraq war. Perhaps this is a link to send to your loved ones who actually elected this guy.

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick! After all.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It's been too long since we've heard from our passionately apathetic letter writing "Angry Woman". Here, you'll find her classic "If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. ...please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country!" rant, but now with an alarmist Obama-the-Muslim closer.

From a MRWD fan: "...got this from a friend in new orleans. when we speak of things political she seems to lean left (altho slightly biggoted). took her post katrina screwing and moved across the river. she get's many emails from around the world, and the states and, i think, just automatically fwds them regardless of content. this seems to be a mishmash of several emails i have seen. i like the "oh, and just one more thing" used several times at the end."

"If we learn from our mistakes, I'm about due for my Ph.D." ~unknown~-----begin forward-----

Letter from one 'Angry Woman'

> I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful> words. This woman should run for president.

> Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one> ticked off lady.

> 'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not> started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,> 2001?

> Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally> murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our> nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? !

> Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible,> burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

> And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when> an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I> don't. I don't care at all.

> I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for> incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

> I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start> caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in> Saudi Arabia

> I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping> off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed> throat.

> I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and> fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in> mosques.

> I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of> nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide

> I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First> Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead> of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

> In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up> an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

> When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have> been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest> assured: I don't care.

> When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not> to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:> I don't care...

> When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat,> and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is> complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can> absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.

> If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail> friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this> ridiculous behavior!

> If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you> choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities> committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may> I add:

> 'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a> difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem' --> Ronald Reagan

> I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you> forward all this.>> 'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a> nation gone under.' Also by.. Ronald Reagan

> One last thought for the day:

> In case we find our selves starting to believe all the Anti-American> sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister> Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his> Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: 'A> simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want> in.. And how many want out.'

> The last thing, by the way, that we should do is to elect a muslim as > President of the United States, someone who claims to love America yet, > WILL NOT salute the flag, WILL NOT pledge allegience to our flag, and > sat in a church listening to a 'pastor' that HATES America! Are you > Freakin' kidding me?> > Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

> 1. Jesus Christ

> 2. The American G. I.

> One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

> YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON,> AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.

The OPEC minister will look you in the eyes and state:" We are at war with you infidels. Have been sincethe embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant youhaven't even recognized it. You have more missiles,bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with thebest weapon we have and extracting on a net basisabout $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will destroy you! Death to the infidels!While I am here I would like to thank you for thefollowing: Not developing your 250-300 year supply of oil shale and tarsands. We know if you did this, it would create millions of jobs for US citizens,expand your engineering capabilities, and keep thewealth in the US instead of sending it to us tofinance our war against you bastards.

Thanks for limiting defense dept. purchases ofoil sands from your neighbors to the north. We loveit when you confuse your allies.

Thanks for over regulating every segment of youreconomy and thus delaying, by decades, thedevelopment of alternate fuel technologies.

Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, inAlaska, and anywhere there is a bug, bird, fish, orplant that might be inconvenienced. Better that your people suffer! Glad to see our lobbying efforts have been so effective.

Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this shamprogram! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from theinside with theses types of policies. This is a giftfrom Allah, praise his name! We never would havethough t of this one! This is better than when youpay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have them use more energy to create less energy, andsimultaneously drive food prices through the roof.Thank you US Congress!!!!

And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleeceyou without end. You will be glad to know we havebeen accumulating shares in your banks, real estate,and publicly held companies. We also finance a good portion of your debt and now manipulate yourmarkets, currency, and economies to our benefit.

Sensible readers of this forward, if you disagree with so much as one word written below, TOUGH! Every red-blooded American knows this "new" preamble to the U.S. Constitution simply reflects OUR cultural heritage and value sensibilities (amen). Thanks Jeff for slinging this our way.

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Great ideas

Subject: New Preamble To The Constitution

NEW PREAMBLE TO THECONSTITUTION

This is probably the best e-mailI've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelinesfor the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, and delusional. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lotof people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.'ARTICLE I: You do not have the right

to a new car, big screen TV,or any other form of wealth.More power to you if you canlegally acquire them, but no one isguaranteeing anything.ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you!You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots,and probably always will be.ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.ARTICLE IV:You do not havethe right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work..don't expect everyone else to take care of you!ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but if it would turn out the same way as current public housing, we're not interested in public health care.ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people..If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you put away for the rest of your sorry life.ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't besurprised if the rest of us get together and lock you awayin a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the rightto a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect youto take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an America means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language.Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!

(and last but not least....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the ri ghtto change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one God You are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all, with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!It's about time commonsense is allowed to flourish.Sensible people of the United States, speak out, because if you do not, who will?

"I may have several for you today. We're starting off strong on a Monday morning. As if Mondays aren't bad enough without digital fascism right?" -TaylorLet's see.. Dancing smileys: check. School prayer: mmm check. Mentions Jesse Jackson? Amen. Unashamed patriotic xenophobia? YES! Hooray! We have another text-book right wing forward to preserve in the favorites bin. Thanks Taylor for the excellent catch.--begin forward--

I MUST BE A BAD AMERICAN { YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW MY NAME }

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

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