9 .... Favourite Soul/Scootering events/venues of the present.... Always the
IOW. Modrapheniacs do at Sandford 2004. Can you guess what other club I’m in
yet?

10 .... 5 Favourite Scooters Custom or model Jeez, you are thorough. Ok, er,
lets see;
1. LI series 2 (they’re just sooo curvy)
2. GP (sex on a stick)
3. PX (‘coz I’ve got one and getting to the FUP is always a priority)
4. T5 classic( ‘coz my missus has one and she’s looking over my shoulder at the
moment)
5. LI series 2 again

11 .... 5 Favourite present sounds.... Did you used to work in Chicksands? OK
here goes;
1. ‘If it’s all the same to you’ Luther Ingram
2. ‘Sufferer’ The Kingstonians
3. ‘Lonely for you baby' Sam Dees
4. ‘So is the sun’ World Column
5. ‘Free man’ The Ethiopians Other favourite sounds also include anything that
has the words ‘..endex, over.’ included.

14 .... Person you would like to be stranded on a dessert Island with (Apart
from Janine!).... I can’t answer that question sir. I can’t answer that question
sir. I can’t answer that question sir.

(…Ok, she’s gone out of the room now – Carol
Vorderman or that blonde Yorkshire bird who does the interior design progs and
the Currys adverts.

15 .... Person you wouldn't like to be stranded on a dessert island with...Any
kind of scooter spotter-When the cannibals are attacking, you’ve no ammo, no
rations and you are piss-wet through, that sort of git will still be droning on
about the best sort of mounting bolt, tolerances, how that lammy you’ve just
bought ‘aint worth shit ‘coz it’s got an Indian headset and anyway things were
so much better in the ‘80s…etc,etc

18.....Worst dealer experience I don’t tell tales after school but there was
this git in Blackburn once…

19.....How did you find out about the AFSC?
Word of mouth. Then seen the advert in scootering, sent e-mail and didn’t hear
anything back and thus forgot all about you. Then whilst in Munster we had a guy
stay in the mess who worked with Simon Cuerden and he rekindled my interest.
Anyway, hope to get a reply out of this one. I’m currently in Bristol UOTC until
May next year, then back to Deutschland. If you can acknowledge this, I would
appreciate it.
Cheers
Col Shaw
PS – Sorry about any spelling or grammatical errors but I started this sober and
finished wankered – so many questions!