Post funny quotes in this thread!
Rules:
*remove the user name of the quote
*do not post quotes that go against common sense (insulting etc)
*quotes from ABI ONLY! No random quotes from anywhere else. Exception is customer service that you yourself heard/got, or other directly related things that you yourself has been involved in concerning DAP's. But no quotes from other forums, "a friend of mine" etc to keep it simple

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Originally Posted by username removed

One of my flight attendants says she's been hearing a funny noise when the gear comes up. We don't hear it up front, so I ask her to record it with my mp3 player: e270. As I show her how to record, the conversation develops like this:

F/A: "My iPod doesn't record! Does it?"

Me: "No. It also doesn't play video, like this. And you can't change the battery, like this. And you can't add memory, like this. And you can't listen to radio, like this. And you paid a whole lot more for it, too."

Other F/A (in sarcastic voice): "Yeah, but the iPod is superior, right?"