Patton Oswalt

Show Summary

Patton Oswalt joins the gang right from the top of the show. The guys chat about Patton’s work with ‘Young Adult’ director Jason Reitman, and Adam talks about working with Jason’s dad, Ivan. They also commiserate over rude fans who tape their act, and talk about the scourge of paparazzi. Later, they share stories of people not believing in you, and play a round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia.

Alison opens the news talking about how food allergies are not as rampant as people think they are. They also talk discuss Demi Moore being rushed to the hospital, and whether or not she is naturally hot. Also in the news, 50 Cent may tweet a penis picture if the Giants lose the Superbowl.

In the last part of the show, the guys talk about a teacher who is handing out bathroom vouchers to her students. The group reflects on their own school days, and Adam describes his sneaky way of cutting class. Patton also talks about his dad’s experience as a test pilot in Vietnam, which really gets Adam excited. As the show wraps up, the guys hear a list of the worst cities to get a job, and Adam takes a couple fan phone calls.

I heard that the houses with two front doors were mormon houses. There was a wall that would divide the home into two and the husband would use the appropriate front door depending on which wife he would be with on that particular day.

Still can’t find your book on iTunes. Love Patton Oswalt…please please just have comedians on the show!!! There is a ton of talent you are missing out on to have authors of obscure books and c-list actors on the “cast”. Jim Short is an amazing comedian, seriously…book him.

Adam,
You need to go on the military chanel and take your hard on for Military Avation, I would watch that show. Yeah that would be cool you hosting top military planes with a lite dusting of jet engine rape. I will support anything you do cant wait for the new book I mean audio book because you can dumb things down for you followers books are for smart people and storage libary’s and adams book is read to us by him like a bedtime story for dumb people.

Im keeping the pirate ship a float,
Jeff Tinoco

mangrate,audio book, amazon,legal zoom and discount tire and soon to come zero one because i smash my i-pad gass

Courtney Cox more naturally beautiful that Demi Moore? When they were younger Demi was way hotter. Courtney Cox in that Springsteen video from the 80’s looks like a boy. Today they both have the middle-aged hollywood actress thing going with the plastic surgery and the crazy working out to the point where they’re hard and buff but not actually hot. I think ace has mentioned this before about Madonna.

It’s been a phenomenal run of guests recently. Both the big name guests and the others have been much better being great participants with the news and games. Donald Faison and Patton have been the best two out of this great run. GET IT ON.

Sooo Aceman, you’re commanding much higher prices this year on tour, eh? 170 bucks general admission in Seattle, and 80 for balcony…..$230 for floor seating..? I mean, yes it’s the Moore, but hand to god none of your real fans can pay that….consequently the audience won’t be to your liking (aka level of inebriation/low levels of humour)

“you are like a meth addict, that has stolen the idea of poetry, and you’re just doing donuts with it in a parking lot and burning out all the gears, and they’re just like ‘would you please give us poetry back?'”

Talk near end of podcast about Kevin Hart comedy CD and how much is missing vs. DVD sums up pretty much how really, really miss the nightly Ustream of the ACS.
Adam’s gestures and Alison’s facial expressions added so much to the experience.

I wish that just on the issue of attractiveness Ace man could figure out that it IS subjective and that his ideals aren’t universal or THE ideals just because he, Adam fucking Carolla, holds them. A young demi, to me, is a fucking beautiful woman. On the flip side, Jessica Alba isn’t that hot.

I love ACE but I don’t agree with his celebrity/professional athlete analogy – why do professional athletes and celebrities make millions of dollars? because they’re the product … 24/7 – they get to endorse shoes, and get paid to show up at parties … so you can’t just say “I’m going to do my job from 9-5 and don’t bother me outside when I’m working” – now, to make his analogy work on the “they chose it” – the “getting bothered outside ‘work hours'” is part of the job requirement for an athlete or a celebrity … so yes, they did choose it … goes with the job you do which gets millions of dollars on the bank account.