Shoe Porn: Versace Sex Shoes

The thing about these shoes — these ones here to the left — is that they aren’t just tongue-in-cheek shoe porn, as in, “oh, these shoes are so hot right now, I want to buy a pair and wear them.” These shoes are vaguely sexual. Nay — these shoes are quite sexual. They look like straight-up bondage gear, and how has Donatella been able to make a peep-toe — which is everywhere, all the time, and has been seemingly forever at this point — seem risqué?