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[What Guys’ Shoes Say About Them]

[Robbie Sherrard:]Source: LYBIO.net
So I just learned the other day, how women determine whether guys worth talking too. I used to think that when women first see you, they judge you based on your looks or your confidence or whatever a little slippery thing you figure out to say to them to make you seem not creepy, but as it turns out a woman’s first impression of you is, it’s not based on any of that stuff, it’s almost entirely based on whether or not you’re wearing stupid shoes.

Yeah, shoe – like yours – what’s on your feet. I know. Who would have seen that coming?

To be honest to say we didn’t realize that shoes could be stupid. I mean look I have been wearing these, I’ll get them off here. I have been wearing these for the past 15 years. I just go back to ‘shoe carnival’ every summer and get the same ones.

[Robbie Sherrard:]Source: LYBIO.net
And this is the damn fine shoe right here, supportive, simple, $35.00, comes with some free orthopedic socks. I mean just look at white these are, this leather looks and feels almost real. Made in the USA, I think – is that the brand. The shoe is like the bus driver. You know, gets you there, but it doesn’t give a shit. But as it turns out, these shoes have been literally repelling women my entire life. Apparently women see me in them and assume I am like mentally handicapped or something.

So I have decided to try to redefine my look a little bit. So I did a research about what women think of men based on the shoes that they’re wearing.

[Robbie Sherrard:]Source: LYBIO.net
So, guys, here is kind of what our shoes say about us. I’m just going to run through them really quick and can you put like a picture right here of the shoe as I read to think about, just right there.

These shoes say you’re in eighth grade.
You sell drugs to eighth graders.
You sell drugs to eighth graders, but you also enjoy hiking.
You just went hiking.
You’re training to be a marathon runner.
You’re training to be a 5K runner.
You’re training to be a toad.
You’re either an amateur poet or a tap dancer.
You either own a boat or beer bong.
You have a hard time explaining what you do at your job.
You have a hard time understanding what to do at a job.
You don’t have a job.
You own real estate.
You sell real estate.
You are in the band ‘Real Estate’.
You are a construction worker.
You are a nurse.
You are a sketcher.
You are an elf.

[Robbie Sherrard:]Source: LYBIO.net
And that’s pretty much it. Honestly, there are not a lot of good shoe options out there. And honestly I mean, I don’t really see what’s wrong with these uses.