Since the Celtics Game 7 finale with Orlando is too painful to actually pay attention to, I decided to answer one of the random questions floating around in my head (trying to pretend like I don’t care that the Celtics are losing badly). The random question of the day is if I were the general manager of a low budget major league baseball team (think Florida Marlins), and simply decided to pull together the fastest, most cost efficient team in baseball – what would it look like, how much would it cost, would it be competitive? In pulling together this dream team of speed, I decided to make all outfield positions interchangeable, and I made all infield positions interchangeable except catcher. Here’s what the team would look like with their new positions and existing teams (# of 2008 stolen bases):

Willy Taveras, CF, Reds (68)

Jose Reyes, 1B, Mets (56)

Jacoby Ellsbury, LF, Red Sox (50)

B.J. Upton, RF, Rays (44)

Michael Bourn, DH, Astros (41)

Hanley Ramirez, SS, Marlins (35)

Chone Figgins, 3B, Angels (33)

Ian Kinsler, 2B, Rangers (26)

Ivan Rodriguez, C, Astros (10)

This team, based on 2008 statistics would steal 363 bases and average 40 steals per player. Tell me that wouldn’t put fans in the seats? Even the change-up in a few positions would make things more interesting.

Now how much would this team cost based on their 2009 salary?

Willy Taveras, $2.25M

Jose Reyes, $6.13M

Jacoby Ellsbury, $0.45M

Michael Bourn, $0.43M

B.J. Upton, $0.43M

Hanley Ramirez, $5.5M

Chone Figgins, $5.8M

Ian Kinsler $3.25M

Ivan Rodriguez, $1.5M

This team would cost $25.74M for the starting 9 players and average a $2.86M annual salary per player (the average salary of the 9 highest paid players for the Florida Marlins this year is $2.85M). You could recruit some track stars for $400k minimum to round out the team.

Of course, it’s somewhat unrealistic to think you could pull these players together on one team, get them to swap positions, etc. But, nonetheless, this does make me think that speed/stolen bases is an undervalued capability in baseball. If you tried to pull together a team with the best in baseball at any other statistic that represents productivity: HR’s, batting average, on base percentage, even walks, it’d be a much more costly team. Not to mention, a team with this make-up would be pound for pound the most exciting team to watch in baseball.

Time to go root for an improbable Celtics comeback… (Update: which did not happen)