So this Jew sits on a park bench in old Jerusalem next to Jesus..he looks at Jesus and asks..: “So what are you doing over the weekend?”…to which a dreamy Jesus replies..: “I’m going to be tried, tortured, crucified, raised from the dead to ascend into heaven”. The Jew sits there, nods and says.; “It sounds good already, but i wouldn’t make a habit of it”.

(from PBX)

Abbott & Co are going to cause the mother and father of all recessions—be prepared!

So this Jew sits on a park bench in old Jerusalem next to Jesus..he looks at Jesus and asks..: “So what are you doing over the weekend?”…to which a dreamy Jesus replies..: “I’m going to be tried, tortured, crucified, raised from the dead to ascend into heaven”. The Jew sits there, nods and says.; “It sounds good already, but i wouldn’t make a habit of it”.