I’m so disappointed in you, neighbor. You’re so close - our best friends live there, our alma mater is there. We visit you weekly. The Mister is there right now.

But how could you do this to me? To us? To the nation? To say I’m disappointed is an understatement. I’m humiliated, embarrassed and scared to death. The only reason I’m forgiving you, Indiana, is because Bernie won. For that I do thank you.