Pensioners caught banging in House of Fraser bog get banned from all shopping centres

When you think about the sort of people who like to shag in a public toilet, you probably think of a couple of sweaty drunken chavs, not a pair of pensioners. Well, not in this case.

A couple of pensioners have been caught banging in the bogs in House of Fraser in Nottingham and if you think it's just an old married couple trying to spice up their marriage, you'd be wrong. It was actually two dudes! Nowt wrong with two men who want to get it on, but not in the loo of a prestitgious department store, guys!

Gerry Joyce, 68 and Charles Lowe, 73, were found in the toilets at 10.20am by a security guard after a female shop worker grew suspicious about what was going on in there and asked someone to check it out. According to Prosecutor Lee Shepherd, the security guard went into the toilets and saw one of them stood up whilst the other one was noshing him off.
After being caught literally with his pants down, the dude pulls his trousers up and walks out of the bathroom feeling a little embarrassed. The two men, who didn't know each other prior to the gobbling off admitted to sexual activity in a public lavatory and were each fined £235. They've also been banned from all of the shopping centres in Nottingham.