Peter's Onion Blog

Peter Koechley's recent writings (headlines and articles) in The Onion.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

April 20th:Infographic answer: 4th-from-topStatshot answer: "Losing virginity in October 1894"

April 13th:Headline: Pope John Paul II, Longtime Owner Of Popemobile, Dead At 84WDYT answer: top-rightInfographic answers: top, 4th-from-bottomPreparing A Living Will tips: "It's important to have a lawyer present when you draft a living will, as it makes the desire to be dead that much more tangible." and "Don't underestimate how quickly your family, including your beloved wife and two cherubic children, will tire of the burden you will become."