Enter The Dude of Destiny

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Sarah was walking home from school with her loving boyfriend Todd by her side. They were listening to the birds, watching the clouds, and doing a whole bunch of other gay stuff that couples in love and toddlers enjoy. Todd was feeling a bit randy however and kept stealing nervous glances at Sarah's heaving boobies. They were contained only by a green golf shirt as she felt the summer months were to warm to warrant a bra. Her pony tail bobbed down in between her shoulders and her young toned thighs emerged from a short white skirt that hung perhaps an inch under her apple shaped bottom.

Todd could feel his cock getting heavy in his pants. He sighed in frustration as Sarah had refused to have sex with him for the the first couple of month sthey had been dating. She had been a party girl in her younger days and had earned a reputation that she had worked hard to free herself from. She had found the Lord and sworn off booze, bud, and boys. Except Todd, she had met him at a church function and loved him instantly for the kind of guy he was. Todd in turn loved and admired her for being able to reform her life and for being a sweet wonderful person even as he secretly spent each night after he dropped her off on her door step masturbating furiously while searching the internet for pornos involving women that looked somewhat like her.

The day was warm and Sarah took his hand and led him around the side of a house where a swimming pool was fenced in. "I don't know about this," Todd said like any good Christian.

Sarah turned back and gave a radiant smile. "Come on, it is three o clock, no one will be home for hours. Lets go for a swim".

With that she climbed over the fence giving Todd his first peek at her pantiless ass and pussy. Needless to say, Todd folowed closely behind her.

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Sarah giggled as she kicked off her shoes and skipped over to the pool. Todd felt his face flush as she pulled her golf shirt over her head and revealed her perky young breasts. She ran her fingers along the waistline of the skirt, inserted two thumbs at the corners off her ass and swiftly pulled the skirt to her kness where she let it drop. She raised it with her left ankle and kicked it gently to the side.

"BUT JESUS SAYS NO!!!!!" screamed Todd.

"I turned 18 today. He says to wait until you are 18." Sarah retorted as she innocently slipped an index finger into the corner of her mouth.

Todd wanted to refute this but he felt his hardening manhood beckoning him on. She gracefully dove into the pool. Todd felt his hands move as if they were beyond his control. His shirt came over his head and his belt was undone. His pants hits the ground as did his boxers. He started to walk forward but tripped because he had forgotten to take his shoes off. He bent down and puled them off without undoing them and ran over to the pull as his semihard cock swung back and forth.

He dove in and swam through the cool water to Sarah's warm embrace. Her arms went around his shoulders as she drew him into her and found his lips with her lips and his tongue with her tongue. They floated in the water legs kicking as his cock rubbed her lower stomach.

She reached down and grabbed his cock. All of a sudden she kicked back and swam away from him. "We can't do this" she spoke with a fluster as she climbed out of the pool.

Suddenly a noise came from the house. "What the fuck are you two doing in my pool?"

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A man was coming out of the house. Sarah was scrambling to cover her nakedness behind her golf shirt, but Todd couldn't take his eyes off the man. He looked like Brett Favre and was wearing a Packers jersey and a smug expression.

"Quiet all that racket, you kids. I am trying to post on the internet!" he exclaimed.

Sarah and Todd both began to apologize for disturbing him. Todd told him how he liked to post on a Christian forum and asked the man what forum he posted on.

"I am a member of the Large Penis Support Group. It is a place un the internet where us endowed men can feel accepted. Finally."

Sarah's mouth dropped. "So you mean you have a big penis or something?"

"The former!" laughed the man.

Sarah dropped the shirt and began to crawl on all fours towards him. "Maybe I can give you something to post about" she breathed more than spoke at him. She reached up and pulled his grey sweat pants off revealing a large thick piece of meat that hung halfway to the man's knees. "That's massive", she whispered.

"It grows" said the man nonchalantly.

She lifted the head and put her lips right up to it. "it is like you are the dude of my destiny", she sighed as she put her tongued the tip.

"No, I am THEDUDEOFDESTINY" screamed the man in a HE-man impression that was totally unfitting for the circumstance.

Todd wanted to say something to make her remember that she loved him. Instead he felt his cock growing to its maximum size and looked down to see the short skinny member standing out from his stomach barely past his heavy amount of pubic hair. The Dude's penis was growing as well but he was resting it atop Sarah's ass and lower spine so he didnt have any gay undertones like Todd did.

The Dude lifted the jersey over his head to reveal his toned hairy manly body. He pulled his cock back and got into a push up position on top of Sarah. He pushed her shoulders and her arms gave out and her face landed in the mud.

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The Dude placed his cock at the base of Sarah's pussy and bent down to kiss her back and shoulders. He pulled her legs back so that she was off the ground except for her face which was planted even deeper into the mud which he loved so much.

He put the massive head in between her lips and rubbed it up and down slowly. Her body shook whether from anticipation or because her wet body was chilled by an evening breeze he neither knew nor cared. He just kept his cock head rolling around her opening stretching it ever greater for the task at hand.

"I'm not going to be gentle. Im not your boyfriend. I dont care about you or your feelings. I can only promise you that you will enjoy this" he bellowed.

Sarah raised her face from the ground. "I belong to that cock" she answered with the same resolve she had used when pledging her life to the Lord a few months before.

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The Dude sat in front of his lap top and after spitting into his right hand began to furiously jerk at the head of his dick with his while clicking through cuckold videos linked to in the LPSG Straight Adult Websites forum with his left.

"The pain in the husband's eyes gets me off. Also, I have spent my whole life looking for a woman who is as mean as me. These women are," The Dude announced to the room even as the tears building up in his own eyes revealed the pain his own futile search for bitchy woman had wrought.

"Do I have to be here for this?", Todd asked. "This is a little uncomfortable."

"Watch and learn, son" said The Dude to the young man with absolutely no relation to him. "Remember what is being consecrated here today".

"Why are you only touching around the head?" Todd asked trying to show an interest in the passions that moved this father figure he had met ten minutes earlier.

"I am a busy man. I can't spend all day jerking off. I have an important dinner party to prepare for", said The Dude absentmindedly. His attention was being drawn to an advertisement in the top left corner of his Youporn screen. "The secrets of male pornstars exposed" he read allowed. The Dude felt a feeling he had only felt once before when he had been handed his first beer. Everything was about to change.