December 18, 2005

SIGNS YOUR PARTNER WILL BE GOOD IN BED

HE TOLD YOU "COOCHIE EATER IS MY MIDDLE NAME" AND IT REALLY IS.SHE CAN SWALLOW A CUCUMBER AND BRING IT BACK WITHOUT HER TEETH EVER TOUCHING ITHE CAN LICK HIS OWN EYEBROWSSHE USED TO BE IN THE CIRCUS...AS A CONTORTIONIST, AFTER BEING A SWORD SWALLOWER BECAME TOO EASYHE HAS THE MAP OF A VAGINA TATOOED ON HIMSELFSHE STOLE,BEAT,ABUSED,HUMILIATED AND CHEATED ON ALL OF HER EXES...AND THEY STILL CALL HER FOR HOOK UPSIF HE HUGS YOU TIGHTLY AND YOU ORGASM

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Also, if your partner can drop it likes it hot get back up dance for three more songs and never lose hand, eye, hip coordination...that is a good sign. People who can dance can really screw to the beat and often are long-winded. I suggest something fast like some 2-Live crew booty music. Dancing to hip-hop will not tell the whole story. You need some down south booty shake beats to really see what's goign on