What book of the Bible should I read next?

Ever had this dilemma? Your pastor tells you to read your Bible every day, yet how can one possibly choose a book when there’s a library of 66 to pick from? No longer shall you fear. Here is the guide you’ve been waiting for.

If this is offensive, then it’s likely you’re either a pastor checking out this hack’s version of Bible interpretation, or you haven’t really read the Bible too much.