That closing ceremony was pretty good. David Beckham and Jimmy Page for the win, I'd say.

They've got to come up with something good for 2012's opening ceremony. Seeing as our history involves pissing off the entire world, we ought to concentrate on things we're celebrated for: Such as sport, comedy and music.

Plus the announcements should be made in English only. Failing that, the other announcements should be the same as the first announcement but slower and louder so the foreigners can understand it.

Maybe we ought to get a Great Britain team assembled for football in 2012. In some way, England should be involved in the football then.