During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

random_muppett - During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

And yes, breakin' one off in the Mrs doggie style so we could both still watch the fights. Worst / weirdest thing was losing focus on the fight but still having to resist the urge to go for an RNC finish.

Good god. I saw the thread title and was gonna come in and make the 'ol "masturbated while watching a fight" joke but never did I imagine that the OP would actually take it to a whole new level before the thread even takes off.

random_muppett -
During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

So all pretty standard so far right?

But here's the weird bit...........

We never finished the pizza!

And it was fucking pepperoni man! Can you guys believe that shit?!?

Sounds like a typical Saturday night. Order less pizza maybe? I dunno.

random_muppett -
During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

So all pretty standard so far right?

But here's the weird bit...........

We never finished the pizza!

And it was fucking pepperoni man! Can you guys believe that shit?!?

Gay masturbation and pepperoni never mixes man. I believe it was Shakespeare who said so.

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