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Exciting times in the life of rock widow Courtney Love — a star who once introduced herself to the 18-year-old CW with the roared instructions, “HELLO! I USED TO BE AS FAT AS YOU! THE SECRET IS — DON’T EAT CHEESE!”

This week, Love announced that she has turned down an offer to star in her own reality TV show, on the basis that, “I’m eccentric … It would be a fight with the network not to edit me.”

CW feels that it must do everything in its power to get the ever-entertaining Love into a reality show, tooty-sweety. Therefore — in the spirit