Thursday, March 31, 2005

This blog will be used to let me vent about the injustices of the world. You know, famine, acts of aggression, poverty. Just kidding, I want to bitch about my coworkers.

We have a guy here. He's pretty short, about 5'4", pretty hairy, and has a rather large protruding forehead. Naturally, we call him Bilbo or Frodo, depending on our mood. This guy could very well be the most annoying guy on the planet. Anyhow, he keeps more food in his cubicle than most restaurants. Seriously, this guy is ready for the apocalypse.

He usually eats a can of soup for lunch out of his stash. We have a small kitchen in our breakroom, and he always leaves his damn dishes in the sink!! This absolutely drives me, and most of my coworkers, insane. Monday night, as I was leaving, I was rinsing out the coffee pots, when I saw his bowl in there. I have asked him numerous times to please not leave his dirty dishes in there. So, acting like the 12 year old I can be sometimes, I dumped all the coffee in his bowl.

My coworkers thought this was pretty funny, as they can't stand him either. However, today (Thursday) I go in the break room to get some water, and his stupid coffee filled bowl is still in there! And trust me, it is looking nasty. I think I might bring my camera in to work tomorrow, and take a picture of it, as evidence.

On to create my blog. I will be using this to share the ramblings of a middle aged divorced father of two. I've never done this before, so this will be a bit of an experiment. I have no idea where I will go with this.

What It's About

This blog is crudely written by a middle aged, divorced father of two. If you want happy feel-good stories, there are a million blogs with those. This isn't one of them. IF YOU KNOW ME PERSONALLY, AND/OR YOU DON'T WANT TO GET OFFENDED/ANNOYED/DISGUSTED, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T READ MY BLOG!!