Wrestling is full of kidnapping, attempted infanticide, several different felonious assaults, assaults with a deadly weapon, hit and runs, but if HHH comes within 50 feet of Vince McMahon, he's going to jail!

If somebody calls the police and claims to have been battered, I would expect the police to show up to investigate. That's not the dumb part.

The dumb part is that the alleged tough guy called the cops in the first place. First thing he should have learned in training is that even though workers usually try to protect each other, if you go in the ring you're going to end up taking some stiff shots now and again, and that's just a part of the business. Especially if the other guy's just giving you a receipt for a stiff shot you gave him.

/the second thing he should have learned is squat thrusts until you puke.

ManateeGag:Wrestling is full of kidnapping, attempted infanticide, several different felonious assaults, assaults with a deadly weapon, hit and runs, but if HHH comes within 50 feet of Vince McMahon, he's going to jail!