7. La Semana

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La Semana might try to pretend it’s a regular hotel, but those in the know recognize it for what it is — a regular old hourly hotel. The outside is nondescript, perfect if you’re trying to keep things on the DL. Rooms are tiny, the mirrors might be cracked, and not all the bathtubs have shower curtains, but the W. 24th St location can’t be beat. Jacuzzis are available, and the mirrors are of gigantic proportions, allowing you to watch the main event from every angle. It’s not the cleanest or the coolest, but if you and your gal are really that horny, you won’t care.

The Girl to Take: The Bad Girl

She’s extremely outspoken and loves to argue over just about everything. So when she comes here and sees the less-than-stellar room, she’s likely to start a heated argument — which might just leading to an even more heated sack-session. Meow.