This is a series of "comfy throw blankets with sleeves" (AKA generic Snuggies, monster pieces of shit, etc., etc.) with printed superhero costumes. You can choose from Batman, Spiderman or Wonder Woman, any of which will cost you $33. Plus your dignity. Dignity, LOL -- you belong to a Call of Duty clan with a bunch of f***ing 12-year olds! "So?" So?! So they call you grandpa and ask for sex advice! "And?" AND YOU HAVE TO LIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. Really bro, it's f***ing pathetic. Join my Counter Strike crew?

Hit the jump for the other two, one of which looks suspiciously like it was just Photoshopped over the same dude.