It's amazing how much planets in both the Milky Way and the Pegasus Galaxies look like forests in Vancouver.

Use the A Button to talk to someone, or beat them senseless. It's all the same.

I wonder what the term is for those moments in the Ace Attorney games where you give a correct answer and the characters respond by running with it straight into crazy-town.

There's something ironic about watching an ad for satellite HDTV service in HD over cable.

Now 20% less likely to cause kernel panics!

Being a geek is taking four hours to write a program that enables you to discover that, yes, adding a single word to the original program does, indeed, fix the bug. Something that could have been done and tested in ten minutes.

Well, it didn't crash, per se...

Next on MythBusters, they test the myth that it's smart to stand downwind from the giant fireball they're attempting to create...

grep and /usr/share/dict/words does not count as cheating at Scrabble™...

“We’re going to have a couple more episodes of weather through this upcoming week...” – WFXT Boston (Fox 25) Meteorologist

I’d rather hope we’d have “weather” the upcoming week...

TV shows are hard to follow when you don’t bother actually watching them.

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Hitting them only makes them dumber...
hitting them only makes them dumber...
HITTING THEM ONLY MAKES THEM DUMBER..

and a sentence all in caps is easier to write with caps lock ON...

Just a random query, too, I got to your page googling for autoscroll.
really good info on how to turn off that peskiferous habit that is Default in Firefox of trying to autoscroll and getting a random web page.

But I was wondering, if you could, please do tell, how can I make autoscroll work like bookreader? are there any presets at all in Firefox?

What I mean is a little script that would work like "back to top" then "repeat scroll."

This would be, of course, so I could read some gazillion word text file like Gutenberg projects Compleat Werkes of William Shakespeare at a fair clip, two or three times or however many times it takes to memorize it.

Kind of like mnenomics on steroids. Some of the man pages are enough to bust my eyes out of their sockets scrolling back and forth, and it would be best to just do something like that and memorize them l..e..t..t..e..r.. ..b..y.. ..l..e..t..t..e..r..