A Cajun Turtle Burger. No actual turtle involved, I guarantee. Rather, a couple of ground beef patties topped with cheddar and then wrapped in a basket-weave of bacon. With hot dogs for the head and legs. Bake for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees under foil, and voila. Before eating, don't forget to spread a plastic tarp under your chair to catch the grease.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971