This isn’t an oxymoron like the others, but from experience taking Amtrak everyday, it has been true more than a few times (i.e., they are late far more than they should be).

Morgan Davis

I get it as a joke, but this is not an oxymoron anymore than stretching a tube sock over your head makes it a hat. And that’s about how far you have to stretch the meaning of Oxymoron to make it fit. An Oxymoron is a contradcition in terms, and “Amtrak Schedule” is not a contradiction in terms, its a noun, or an Adjective and a Noun, if you prefer. HAVING a Schedule and keeping to it are two different things.Now, if it were a phrase like “Dependable Amtrak”, then MAYBE it would qualify, although semantics would still argue that “Amtrak” does not literally mean “undependable” since it actually is a portmanteau of America+track, but its the closest thing you’ll get to being an Oxymoron.