Prankster Elijah Daniel, who was recently the Mayor of Hell (in Michigan) and declared heterosexuality illegal, has moved on from his 24-hour political career (he was impeached) with his new book, The Holy Bible ... But Gayer.

In it, he has Rihanna creating the heavens and the Earth and Trump is Satan. Jesus turns holy water into mimosas, too, which isn't gay, it's just helpful.