» "Id like to have a kid of
course you have to have a date
first" - George Costanza

» "I know less about women than anyone
in the world" - George Costanza

» "I always get the feeling that when
lesbians are looking at me theyre thinking, thats why
Im not a heterosexual" - George
Costanza

» "I think I can sum up the show for you
with one word; Nothing" - George Costanza

» "Every decision I have ever made in
my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite
of everything I wanted to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect
of life, is it something to wear, something to eat, its all
been wrong" - George Costanza

» "Yeah, Im a great quitter: its
one of the few things I do well I come from a long line of
quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter
I was raised to give up" - George Costanza