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ONE STEP CLOSER TO SPORTSBALL TITLE After what felt like hours of intense sport competition, CU Denver Sports Team took home the victory over Another School of Similar Size. The game started out like any other when players chased around a ball in the hopes

BING BONG // Potatowithane Records From the YouTubers known for videos like “HE PROPOSED AT TACO BELL! (Real)” and “MAKING WEED BROWNIES IN AN EASY BAKE OVEN,” comes “Bing Bong,” a revolutionary reimagining of The Chainsmokers’ “Closer.” Elijah Daniel and Christine Sydelko worked diligently for

Every Song Ever Written by Maroon 5 // Call the Cops Inc. Since its inception in 2001, pop-rock band Maroon 5 has released five studio albums about love, sex, and relationships. Fans of the band can now enjoy every song they’ve ever written at the

Whale Sounds // Sea World Records Taking a swimming trip through the Pacific Ocean on the way to visit elderly grandparents? Forget the days of nauseating seal barks and dolphin squeals; put it all to rest for Whale Sounds, the self-titled record released on March

When You’re on Hold // MOH RECORDS When You’re On Hold is the newest album, from Large Corporations released on March 28. The goal of every consecutive minute is to fill the awkward silence that would initially be heard by callers who have been put

FORGETTABLE OPENING ACTS RIOT Goldenvoice’s executive decision to cancel the 2017 edition of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival—following the drop-out of one of the headliners, Beyoncé—sparked massive punk controversy. Many fans of Queen B were upset but understood why she made the decision.

DAMN I’M BUMMED One Denver college student feels deeply-rooted embarrassment after reportedly spending all of her tuition monies from her loans on a Yeezy sweater she admitted she could’ve “made herself.” Kanye West, also known as Yeezy, is no stranger to entrepreneurial pursuits. One of

AND WHY THEY SUCK Festival season is just around the corner, and with that summer heat comes all of the subhumans right along with it. Love it or hate it, music festivals like Riot Fest, Warped Tour, Coachella, and the like are the breeding grounds

Music editors try to be nice. We know we tip-toe the fine line between publicly assaulting the career and livelihood of the artists we review. It’s about time I let that slide. What caused this sudden change of life perspective, you may ask? When three

STALE BLISS “We close in five minutes,” the McDonald’s cashier greeted the Sentry as our reporters arrived for a long overdue profile on the Tivoli staple. Perfect. Just in time. The employees were so focused on their work that they retrieved the large order from