Friday, April 18, 2008

"Donny, you're out of your element!"

And now a story of how my bro wanders into a conversation like a child...or like Donny in The Big Lebowski, as I describe to our fellow bowler Bob what Bill Maher said about the pope's visit in light of the recent raid on that LDS compound in Texas...

TXB: "Yeah, he said, 'If you fuck a few kids, you're a whacko religious cult. If you fuck a whole lot of kids, they throw you a parade.'"

Gary: "What?! Did the pope really say that?"

TXB: "Huh? No! Why would the fucking pope say that? The pope would have to be on drugs to say that!"