Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Trillian: make him smoke until there is no more of the coal-looking stuff in the plate there. The pipe becomes the key. Click the line dangling from the poles to make the line taut. Then, click the pipe and it will go into the keyhole. While the pipe is in the keyhole, click the red button atop the lockbox. Voila! Onto the next level!

I used to just crush people's frog with my banana, which seemed to help them remember me (some kind of neural memory trick I don't understand), but I found the wetnaps expose me to fewer exotic diseases.

I've gotten to the part where all the blogettes are standing there with come-hither looks on their faces. Whenever I click on one of them, they make loud moaning noises, but the white guy just looks at me with a confused, almost frightened look on his face. There's a doorbell, and a couple of huge knockers...I'm not sure what to do from here...

I get absolutely NOTHING except a big tree stump and weird music; no matter what I click.

You know, I would SWEAR my sister set this up as a practical joke and told all y'all to talk about hooka pipes, "Q-dial=the number on the boiler and click the ladder button" and geckos climbing things, and sheep and fishing lures.

Don't feel bad, Sly, I'm not getting any of those references either. When I click on the link all I get are the Victoria's Secret models dancing seductively and asking me to do unspeakable things to them in order to save the world. 'Course, I clicked a different link, so that may have something to do with it.

I've lost my notes on boldface and italics, please refresh my memory; and whomever first taught me, I appreciate the effort, but not unlike poor Eleanor above^, I could never get the BOLDFACE to cease. Please re-educate me, ye' kind and generous bloggers. It was a long ride to school on the short bus!

WB: Not guilty! Stupid dial up sucks. Thanks for the 411 though, I now know how to stop the bold. While your giving out fatherly advice, what does HTML stand for; or mean? Thank you in advance for you tutorial advice.

The typeface commands you are using are html commands. Once upon a time, long before PCs, there were strange skinny men with coke bottle glasses who wrote programs in html. Now these skinny men are owners of the companies we work for. Damn the skinny men!

Somewhere North: Be afraid, be very very afraid. Today Afghanistan and Iraq, tommorrow Iran and N. Korea, then onto Mexico and Canada. Do you know why Bush's cabinet is abandoning the ship like rats on a sinking ship? Because twice, twice, they had to stop him from declaring war and invading Hawaii. Go farther north, it's the only place safe. See you there, I'll be wearing a cardinals jersey. (Baseball not football) Those desert rats are on their(not they're) own.

Sure common up. We're all high as kites up here and rethinking our sexual orientation and by the way, please make sure you speak BOTH official languages before arriving. Otherwise we may be required to debate with you extensively until you die of boredom. Assuming you survive the winter that is.

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dom-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>

Thanks H20. Now I know. I'm skinny, but unfortunately I own no companies and just found out what HTML stands for. As God as my witness I thought it was an acronymn for *hot mail*.
Now I know I'm more dim-witted than previously anticipated. Oh well, happy yet uninformed. Thanks for the lesson kids. Later:>