Giving a new definition to the phrase “Putting on a clinic”

“Yes I am,” I say. We’re not sure on Anonymous Doug’s exact age, but it’s believed that Anonymous Doug is in his mid to late 40’s. Possibly early 50’s.

“So when you were your teenage years, did your high school have a sex clinic?” says Anonymous Doug. “Because I know mine didn’t.”

“Sex clinic?” I say.

“Yeah, some broad said something about it the other day in that big government place or something,” says Anonymous Doug. And fortunately he can provide the quote in question…

“The bill goes on to say what’s going to go on — comprehensive primary health services, physicals, treatment of minor acute medical conditions, referrals to follow-up for specialty care — is that abortion? Does that mean that someone’s 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser.”