Best High-Fortune Fortune Cookies (2001)

Dragon Cafe

There was a time when fortune cookies contained messages imparting ancient Chinese wisdom, little snippets of philosophy to digest along with the food. But as times change, so do our concerns for the future -- which Dragon Cafe recognizes with fortunes that are right on the money. And so when you break open a cookie here, you'll get the message loud and clear: "You'll have more money than you can spend," "Your fortune will come from scratch," "Your forgotten collection will bring you a great fortune," "The experts at Wall St. will be shocked by your financial success," and, finally, "A large sum of money will be deposited in your account weekly." We can live with that.