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You already knew that whiskey can kick your cold, but enough of it is also totally guaranteed to make you live to 100! ...if you're Dorothy Howe, a century-old British lass who insists her perfect health is due to whiskey and cigarettes.
Howe told a Daily Mail reporter -- as she was drinking Bell's on the rocks -- that her doctor claims she wouldn't be alive without liquor and nicotine. While she loves both of her vices, she's apparently more loyal to booze. "I can't believe how much [cigarettes] cost now," she says. "Whiskey tastes just as good as it used to though."
Obviously Dorothy spent her birthday in a bar with friends, before she went home to read her card from goddamn Queen Elizabeth II.