Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by footixy

Fuck I'm getting old but since when is finding love on the net a norm

People don't put on something nice, go outside and win over their mates with wit and charm anymore?

The endpoint of internet dating isn't anything virtual (well, most of the time). Folks still put on something nice, go outside and try to win over a date with wit and charm, it's just that they met that date online instead of a blind set-up through friends or bother strangers in a bar or whatever.

Internet dating also doesn't preclude any of the more old fashioned ways to meet; you can have a profile at OKCupid and still meet someone at a show or playing bridge or whatever.

Also this is a fucking internet message board, not a random sampling of the population. We're on the net and comfortable with it or we wouldn't be posting here. People on the internet do other things on the internet, TinyChat at 11.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I can't choose between Holly Golightly and Mary Hatch Bailey. I like both of them. Both are terribly beautiful. Mary is classically beautiful, blondish hair, brown eyes, a perfect amount of squishy. Holy has a harder russian look but turns me on instantly like only a few women can. Mary rides horses and graduated from USC but Holly hangs out at The Smell and stopped going to community college. Mary probably hates punk rock. Holly needs to see a therapist.

Plus, I don't know how soon I'll see either of them. I may have an opportunity with one before the other.

Plus, I can't treat either girl like a booty call thing because I know both of their families.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

You know what? You think that you're being so snarky and awful and mean at my expense but to me it's all nonsense because I happen to understand what does and does not matter which is something you obviously have a feeble grasp on.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian

I can't choose between Holly Golightly and Mary Hatch Bailey. I like both of them. Both are terribly beautiful. Mary is classically beautiful, blondish hair, brown eyes, a perfect amount of squishy. Holy has a harder russian look but turns me on instantly like only a few women can. Mary rides horses and graduated from USC but Holly hangs out at The Smell and stopped going to community college. Mary probably hates punk rock. Holly needs to see a therapist.

Plus, I don't know how soon I'll see either of them. I may have an opportunity with one before the other.

Plus, I can't treat either girl like a booty call thing because I know both of their families.

Do you have to choose right now? Do they know you are dating multiple people?

Originally Posted by Robin

I use coachella.com as my go-to dating site.

Off the top of my head, I can think of at least 10 people for which that is unequivocally true. So uh, well done people.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by Courtney

Do you have to choose right now? Do they know you are dating multiple people?

No, I don't have to choose right now. I just hate being conflicted about this sort of thing.

You see, I saw them both at a wedding. Mary was waiting very naturally for a nice gentleman to come ask her for a dance while Holly was outside having shots and smoking cigarettes entertaining everyone. It is easy for me to flirt with and interact with girls like Holly and so I always blow it with girls like Mary.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

^ this lady right here bold face told off two dudes(presumably her friends) like they were both a couple of ass holes and then looked at me and smirked like she was saying "you see, this is how I really am"