Teenage girls rejoice, 80's pop sensation Rick Astley are set to reform. Reformations of pop wonder-groups is all the rage in the UK of late and it would seem that the members of Rick Astley are ready to cash in.

The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...

A new report commissioned by the EU commission on Stereotypes was published today. Along with the startling revelations on the Germans it was uncovered that most of the Dutch people surveyed where easy going, Italians where intolerant maniacs, Irish...

Trouble is a-brewing, trouble most horrid. Never in the history of the state has a President suffered with such low approval ratings. Figures released just minutes ago show that Commander and Chief's rating stands at a respectable 2%, with a 2.4%...

Scientists from the US Institute of genetics in Utah have today released documents on there highly controversial research into behavioral attitudes in humans. These documents detail a breakthrough by the institute claiming that they have isolated the...

Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jac...

On a routine investigation of Saddam's hole corporal Nathan Boon made a most unexpected discovery. Having made the search on numerous occasions you can imagine Boon's surprise when he walked in to find none other than Elvis Aaron Presley play...

In what some might describe as a bold move, Chelsea supremo Roman Abramovich today sent a letter of intent to every Premiership club offering to buy all of their players, including the suspect ones, with the exception of Kevin Kilbane, whom he doesn&...

Like many of us I have been left scratching my head as to why the "Academy" has continued to neglect the awe inspiring performance's churned out by America's most popular, and therefore greatest, governor. "Red Heat", "Commando", "Kinde...

In a shrewd move today President George W. has put forward a bill to eliminate the letter Q from the alphabet. Overlord Bush was quoted as saying "For too long has the average American been under a nazi-esque regime of watchin' their P's...

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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.

Trump Names Sarah Palin as Chief of Staff of...

...the Upstairs Maid Crew for the White House!

Fidel Castro's Death Leads to 9 Days of Mourning

Trump's election is 22 days of mourning and counting.

Irish Priest Barred by Vatican

Controversial Irish Catholic theologian, Fr. Finnbar O'Murphy has been excommunicated by Pope Francis for declaring that "Jesus Christ did not want to suffer... for humanity or anything else."

Mike Pence Doesn't Want to Be Called Vice-President Because He is Against Vice

He thinks "The Deputy President," or even "President, Jr." would be acceptable though.

Mike Pence Doesn't Want to Be Called Vice-President Because He is Against Vice

The Deputy President, or even President, Jr. or would be okay though.

New Category in This Years Oscars

The new category is "The Dumbest Lyrics in a Musical".Fav is The Bodyguard where... Whitney Houston sings to Kevin Costner..."We both know I'm not what you... you neeeed..." What he needed was specs.

George W. Bush and Barack Obama Are Secretly Glad Trump Was Elected

They know that when Trump's term is over, no one will ever call THEM "Worst President Ever" again.

Thanksgiving Pardon

Today President Obama pardoned all the turkeys who voted for Donald Trump.

They will live out their lives standing in unemployment lines, waiting for Mr. Trump to Make America Great Again.

Trump Says He Forgot His Secret Plan to Defeat ISIS

"It's so secret I was afraid to write it down. But it'll come to me, I'm sure" said Trump.

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