Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Skidder Shorts #31 - Skidder in the High Court!

Well fancy that - The Skidder made it into the High Court judgment in the case of Mahboob Hussain -v- Sandwell Council! I am sure my old chum Bob Woods is choking on his vin rouge at the prospect of Mr Justice Green pouring over my florid prose!

Here are the relevant paragraphs. Note especially now the Judge has upgraded Crocketts Lane in sh*tty Smethwick to the rather more agreeable "Croquet Lane"!

Funny old world - which bring me to the strange case of the alleged kidnapping of the model by a Polish bloke resident of dear old Sadders which is in the news at the moment. In a classic piece in the Sunday Times a local resident described how the accused walked around with a rat perched on his shoulder and added: "that was odd, even for round here"!!!!!