Star children on the black road to salvationChildren of the forest, child of the Woodstock NationYou've gotta care for the needs of your planetCatch the dawn that once was thereFirst-born atomic generationOpen the door, don't you know that's what it's forCome on and join us ... on the other side of the Sun

As the annunaki taught us, these star beings descended on Jacob's ladder, while talking to Benjamin Franklin and causing the destruction of the dinosaurs just before altering our DNA by merging it with their own, ex-TRA-terrestrial DNA. The aliens are why all these divergent global cultures built pyramids, it's definitely not because it's the easiest way to build something tall. The Hopi indians landed at Area 51.

It's too bad this is an end of the world thing and not just a rapture thing. At least with raptures you can set up "Take care of left behind pets" businesses and make some money off of it. With the end of the world, you don't even get to do that.

Because if I was an alien with a FTL ship looking to "think green" and save a doomed primitive species from a catastrophe, I know that my specimen gathering strategy would be to make a single trip and just grab whoever was standing around a random village in France the day of.

How long have aliens been living in that mountain? Longer than the French Republic? It's probably long enough that they at least have amnesty. That would make them citizens or at least legal residents. Maybe we should stop calling them aliens at this point and call them Interstellar Frenchpeople or something.

I've seen some otherwise intelligent, well educated people lately (in real life) who, even if they don't believe it fully, have some inkling of doubt that just MAYBE the world could possibly end on December 21st.

I don't come out and actually call them a dumbfark to their face, but I tell them in no uncertain terms how ludicrous the idea is for a number of reasons, and that is is no different than the countless other prophecies that come to be famous and never pan out.

One guy, who has an advanced degree in mathematics and who is also a programmer, simply replied "Oh, you're such a skeptic."

I don't understand how people get wrapped up in this horseshiat. And when December 21st passes, some retard out there will claim "Oh, it was off by six months, they carried the 2 wrong," and then some people will keep clinging onto it, then someone will say "Oh, they were off by four years," and so on.

topcon:I've seen some otherwise intelligent, well educated people lately (in real life) who, even if they don't believe it fully, have some inkling of doubt that just MAYBE the world could possibly end on December 21st.

I don't come out and actually call them a dumbfark to their face, but I tell them in no uncertain terms how ludicrous the idea is for a number of reasons, and that is is no different than the countless other prophecies that come to be famous and never pan out.

One guy, who has an advanced degree in mathematics and who is also a programmer, simply replied "Oh, you're such a skeptic."

I don't understand how people get wrapped up in this horseshiat. And when December 21st passes, some retard out there will claim "Oh, it was off by six months, they carried the 2 wrong," and then some people will keep clinging onto it, then someone will say "Oh, they were off by four years," and so on.

Leap years, dude! You have to subtract a day for every fourth year since leap years were instituted. We're already all dead.

MaudlinMutantMollusk:Star children on the black road to salvationChildren of the forest, child of the Woodstock NationYou've gotta care for the needs of your planetCatch the dawn that once was thereFirst-born atomic generationOpen the door, don't you know that's what it's forCome on and join us ... on the other side of the Sun