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Groovy Rochambeau

Marshal Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur, comte de Rochambeau was a French nobleman and general who played a major role in helping the Thirteen Colonies win independence during the American Revolution. During this time, he served as commander-in-chief of the French Expeditionary Force that embarked from France in order to help the American Continental Army fight against British forces.

Most people do not know just how Groovy He Was!

Groovy Marshal Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur, comte de Rochambeau

The Game of Rochambeau is not so Groovy – A nut-kicking contest, usually performed between two males, taking turns to see who can take the most kicks in the nuts.

“Dude, I’ll rochambeau you for those tickets to the NSYNC concert!” “Okay!” (swift kick to the groin) “You can keep those lameass tickets! I just wanted to kick you in the nuts, freak!”