Greengenes and Douchebags

Here’s yet another sad reminder of what happens when a once cute hottie gets ravaged by the forces of extreme douchebaggery. Creepy ear-‘bling Mohawk ‘Bag is so many sorts of wrongness it’s like douche tidal-wave. Note his ‘bag headbutt. Like a moth to flame, he pollutes the cutess until ‘bag hand gestures start popping out of her like fleas in a Tijuana motel at 2am.

Greengenes must be some local punk band. We need a special category for the Rocker ‘Bag. Just above Metro ‘Bag but below Jersey Scrote on the spew scale.

Sadly this cutie is beyond hope. like Fair Maiden Yasmine Bleeth, she has been ravaged by the Grieco virus, never to come back.

That being said, I would still hum Kronos Quartet melodies while slapping myself with a dead salmon just for the chance to ammoniate that Diamelle pendant she bought on the Home Shopping Network last week.