Two And A Half Men - season 3 episode 6 (Hi, Mr. Horned One)

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That's a cool snake tattooon your back. Thanks. That's Anacoth, the demonwho eats human souls. My friend Jeffrey has a dogthat eats his own poop. He tries to lick our face,but we don't let him. Okay. Who's that one? That's the Goddessof the Damned — she whose name cannot be spoken. Why, is it hard to pronounce? What? We have a friendat school like that. He's from India. We just call him Rusty. No kidding. Does it hurt to get tattoos? Yeah, but it'sworth it, you know? Sure. Once I bit my tongue really hardeating a frozen Milky Way,but it was totally worth it. Good morning. Hey, Dad. Hey. Hi, I'm Alan, Jake's dad. Isabella. She's a friendof Uncle Charlie's. I would hope so. Yeah, and she wasshowing me her tattoos. Oh, lucky you. There was a time whenyou had to pay a quarterand go into a tent to see that. Now, it's rightat your breakfast table. Uh, go get dressed. I want to seethe rest of her tattoos. Go. I have a quarter. Jake. All right. Um...Isabella, I hateto be a fuddy-duddy,but we try to keepthe house smoke-free. I'm sorry. Charlie didn't say anything whenI was smoking in bed last night. Yeah, well, Charlie's lungs aren'talways on the same page as his penis. Morning, baby. Hey. If you don't like it,don't watch. I'm gonna go upstairsand take a shower. You want to join me? Sure. Just let me get some fluids inso I got something to work with. Hurry. Anacoth is hungry. "Anacoth is hungry"? She's referring toher snaketattoo. Oh. Her vagina's called Linda. Pretty name. Uh, listen, I don't wantto overstep my bounds. This is your houseand you're free to bring into itwhoever or...whatever you choose. But I-I do think thatI have the right to protect Jakefrom being exposedto certain people. Then you better take himto a hotel for a couple days,'cause that girl ain't leavingtill one of us is dead. Come on, Charlie. No, no, no, you come on. You see a little body inkand a cigaretteand you immediately condemn her,but let me tell you something. She's smart, she's got a greatsense of humor, and in bed,she moves like one of those paintshakers at Sherwin Williams. Nevertheless... I would rathershe didn't hang around Jake. Fine. I'll talk to her. Thank you. You're welcome. Now, unless youwant to lather up my fanny,I'm gonna go hop in the showerwith Anacoth and Linda. Episode 3x06Hi, Mr. Horned OneSynchro : AmnesiaTranscript : Cfsmp3Corrections : BouliiiIsabella, I, uh... I didn't hear you come in. You weren't meant to. So... You think I'ma bad influence on your kid? Uh, well, gee, I-I wouldn'tput it that way. But, you know,kids are, uh, impressionable and the ...violent, psychosexualimagery of your...body art... um,not-not to mention the smokingaren't necessarily somethinga young boy needs to...Why are you taking my hair? Just a little quirk of mine. Uh-huh. I used to collect stamps. You know, people like you have beenpersecuting people like mefor thousands of years. Hmm. Well, that's a bit hardto believe, seeing aspeople like me have historicallybeen victims and food. But, uh, just for clarity,who exactly arethe people like you? Those whose eyes are opento a greater realitythan you could ever imagine. I see. And do they all collect hair? Don't mock whatyou don't understand. I'm sorry.