Look man, you’re like, entitled to your opinion, man, but I have to sleep here too. Stop stealing the effing covers. Don’t take advantage of me just because I’m the Cutest Bun-Bun™ of all time. Don’t you think I know that, Pal? Just gimme some blanket, I gotta big day tomorrow.

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Dear Ms Cutey McBloggerperson:I am a guy. A straight guy. And I have to admit, this cute stuff is fantastic. It has to stop. You should be ashamed of yourself. Collecting all the cuteness on the interweb into one place is dangerously reckless and negligent. Sure you make it easy for us, but did you ever stop to think? What would happen if the internets broke? Prolly I think all the cuteness would build up on your server until it essplodes! Think of the children! In conclusion I think there are a number of ways to address this Serious Issue:Distributed Processing: I’m not sure what it is, but I think They used it to find aliens. I don’t know if they were cute aliens.Puppies: They actually go on any list I make, it’s just luck they’re appropriate here.Synergy: Management Catchphrase. Focus on Success!Variety: Keep ’em on their toes, challenge ’em. Throw up a pic of a big block chevy, an airbus, or even a lava monster.Congressional Committee: Not very cute. Let’s hope they don’t catch wind of this.Sincerely,ZZToby.

The writer feels that any additional editorial comments for this picture would be entirely superfluous.When you, discriminating readers, have recovered from the euphoria induced by this picture, you can go to Brooksfield Zoo for more of the same.