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Comments on MetaFilter post Van Halen at the Woz's US Festival, 1983Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:03:23 -0800Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:03:23 -0800en-ushttp://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss60Van Halen at the Woz's US Festival, 1983http://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983
In 1982, <a href="http://www.usfestivals.com/story_behind_the_us_festival_is_.htm">Steve Wozniak</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Festival">sank a lot of his own money</a> into creating the <a href="http://www.woz.org/US/">US Festivals</a> -- the first large concerts to celebrate the <a href="http://sohodojo.com/us-festival-softalk-story.html">merging of music, technology (and money).</a> For the second (and final) US Festival in 1983, Van Halen was given <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4wQA24gTrE">1.5 million dollars, up front</a>, to headline the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUvB5_sJvJ4">1983 US Festival</a>. What did they give back to their fans? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeCVFPd5o6g">Well</a>, about eighty-four seconds into their first song, David Lee Roth screamed, "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJVDSsoM9II">I forgot the f@¢₭n' words!</a>" Along with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyQQHbcrmOQ">a swipe at the Clash</a>, the set that followed remains <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPUcVhwdCfs">evar</a> a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6T382AeeOs">drunken</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpWPeZmMCIo">classic</a> of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG2vbdvMttU">testosterone</a>-<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45U2bRQ__F4">fueled</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE7RT8dM0Ac">pop</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZzus86pdls">metal</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx-Taj5Z1yI">campiness</a>. About 3:20 into <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eccvX2pUz00">this clip</a>, DLR launches into his epic fail version of "God Bless the Child" -- 'nuff said.post:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:01:17 -0800not_on_displayUSFestival19821983VanHalenWozniakPopMetalmusicyoutubeconcertspandexBy: cjorgensenhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293930
1.5 million for Van Halen? The Woz got screwed.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293930Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:03:23 -0800cjorgensenBy: rokusanhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293935
Poor Woz. He just wanted to throw a great big party.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293935Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:06:26 -0800rokusanBy: moskhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293941
Needs a "spandex" tag.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293941Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:08:31 -0800moskBy: porn in the woodshttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293945
<strong>Homer:</strong> The US Festival! It was started by the guy from Apple Computer.
<strong>Sullen Teen:</strong> <i>What</i> Computer?comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293945Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:10:16 -0800porn in the woodsBy: josher71http://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293959
This is truly amazing. I also put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293959Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:22:07 -0800josher71By: punkfloydhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293968
I prefer my wasted rock stars to be <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQ1Ojr4xEw">British and introspective</a>.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293968Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:29:03 -0800punkfloydBy: shmegeggehttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293975
the youtube comments are amazing.
<em>oh my god, are they drunk?!
David Lee Roth = Greatest Jew in Rock History
lol Diamond Dave only does his indian tribal dance when he's drunk.</em>comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293975Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:33:43 -0800shmegeggeBy: Cool Papa Bellhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2293981
I recall watching bits and pieces of the live feed of the US festival's "heavy metal day" in 1983. Quiet Riot opened. Thousands of fans looking hot and uncomfortable in the ass-end of San Bernardino. Sorry, Woz.
<small>Wouldn't it be a kick if he showed up here to comment. <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/user/43565">Woz</a>, I summon thee!</small>comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2293981Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:35:57 -0800Cool Papa BellBy: shmegeggehttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294002
oh hey, where's the God Bless The Child in that clip? I couldn't find it. I want to hear the epic fail.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294002Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:47:40 -0800shmegeggeBy: not_on_displayhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294010
<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294002">shmegegge</a>: <small><i>oh hey, where's the God Bless The Child in that clip? I couldn't find it. I want to hear the epic fail.</i></small>
Whoops - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eccvX2pUz00">about 3:20 into this clip</a>. (The "metal" link in the original post.)comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294010Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:52:37 -0800not_on_displayBy: philip-randomhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294013
I prefer my drunk British rock stars more or less <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUO0ViX4Ac4&feature=related">incoherent</a>.
As for Van Halen. Never really liked them. The Clash on the other hand couldn't help but <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrHR9v1X3qc">matter</a>.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294013Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:55:01 -0800philip-randomBy: ferdydurkehttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294016
Also from the youtube comments:
<em>haha The Clash put iced tea in Jack Daniels bottles? what faggots </em>
Takes David Lee Roth at his word, and then adds that nice homophobic touch. Youtubetastic.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294016Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:57:24 -0800ferdydurkeBy: punkfloydhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294023
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVZyMBgmYBE">Aww for fuck's sake.</a> Stop lettin' off fireworks.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294023Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:01:01 -0800punkfloydBy: uandthttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294031
I think this is just super awesome.
It's just sad that nowadays when you want to get drunk and scream a bit in public you have to go to some kind sports event. Rock music is mostly dead in this regard and the lack of drinking and screaming in music nowadays is just depressing.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294031Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:08:07 -0800uandtBy: raysmjhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294039
Yes, this is all manner of awesome. Van Halen were surely five times as good drunk in their prime as Henry Paulson and Co. are at what they do sober. Buck up, America! You can do better!comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294039Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:15:58 -0800raysmjBy: jessamynhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294044
<em>David Lee Roth = Greatest Jew in Rock History</em>
You know a better one?
&lt;/aunt horty&gt;comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294044Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:18:03 -0800jessamynBy: Potomac Avenuehttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294050
uandt, I guess you've haven't been reading <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/75420/Fucked-Up-keep-fucking-things-up">teh bloo </a>enough lately?comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294050Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:25:07 -0800Potomac AvenueBy: leehttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294051
<em>David Lee Roth = Greatest Jew in Rock History</em>
Um, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Dylan">Robert Allen Zimmerman</a>comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294051Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:25:21 -0800leeBy: not_on_displayhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294060
<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294044">jessamyn</a>: <small><i><em>David Lee Roth = Greatest Jew in Rock History</em>
You know a better one?
&lt;/aunt horty&gt;</i></small>
<a href="http://www.jewsrock.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=words.view&wordid=110BFCB6-2382-430D-907D5165307D8C29">You dropped the Baum on me.</a>comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294060Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:33:58 -0800not_on_displayBy: filthy light thiefhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294063
And <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Bolan">Mark Field</a> wasn't too bad either. Only half-Jewish, and not according to religious law (his mom was Christian).
And the all-seeing eye of Google found <a href="http://archive.chazzanut.com/jewish-music-old/msg03495.html">this list of Great Jewish Rock Stars</a>.
Take that, Youtube! Thanks to Google, I now know <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herb_Alpert">muvva funkin' Herb Alpert</a> was Jewish!
On preview: not_on_display's page is fancier.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294063Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:35:42 -0800filthy light thiefBy: raysmjhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294068
I don't think you meant "Greatest Jew in Rock History," but "Greatest Jew in Rock Who Would Have Been a Borscht Belt Comedian Had He Been Born 30 Years Earlier," maybe.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294068Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:40:54 -0800raysmjBy: zippyhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294079
<i>"Greatest Jew in Rock Who Would Have Been a Borscht Belt Comedian Had He Been Born 30 Years Earlier,"</i>
It helps to listen to <a href="http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DG/runnin_with%20the_devil.mp3">this recording</a> and imagine it sung by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_Frink">Professor Frink.</a> Hey-hey-hey!comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294079Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:49:54 -0800zippyBy: not_on_displayhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294094
I didn't even know when I posted this that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Lee_Roth">today is David Lee Roth's birthday!</a> I knew the universe was calling me to post this today.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294094Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:05:11 -0800not_on_displayBy: Chuffyhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294152
I was so pissed off in 1983 when my sister refused to drive me and my friend to the show, even though we offered to buy her a $100 ticket.
U2, Missing Persons, The Clash, Van Halen, Boingo, the Beat, Wall of Voodoo, Men at Work, Crue, Ozzy, Judas Priest, the Pretenders, Bowie, Berlin, Stevie Nicks....
Jesus. I still hold that against her.
Bono almost killed himself when he climbed the scaffolding to put that flag up there. What a show.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294152Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:43:27 -0800ChuffyBy: jessamynhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294164
David Lee Roth and Mathowie share a birthday? This is great news. More Roth!
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gj3I_8pXIc">Jump</a> &amp; <a href="http://video.yahoo.com/watch/225285/513000">Jump</a>.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNsXnMcAN68">Interview</a> &amp; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioV0qy88lCg">Interview</a>.
<a href="http://groups.google.com/group/the-1982--1982-us-festivals">MOAR US</a>!comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294164Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:50:53 -0800jessamynBy: philip-randomhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294193
<em>Jump</em>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA-l_ZZQTtI&feature=related">This </a> is better.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294193Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:06:17 -0800philip-randomBy: kittens for breakfasthttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294200
"Metalocalypse" has changed the way I look at David Lee Roth forever. Well. Actually. It's pretty much the same way I always looked at David Lee Roth, but now I can't think of him without thinking of <a href="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=9CKQku5V49Q&feature=related">this</a> (probably SFW, but potentially EXTREMELY DISTURBING IMAGERY, by which I mean hairy cartoon clown ass and junk in spandex). Still, maligned as he sometimes is, there's really no question in my mind that he kinda made Van Halen -- Eddie Van Halen's a great musician but a boring stage presence, and his choice of subsequent frontmen shows some pretty square sensibilities. Seriously, no one would have ever cared about this band except guitar nerds were it not for the goofy fucker who was actually, y'know, entertaining.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294200Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:09:39 -0800kittens for breakfastBy: not_on_displayhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294222
<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294193">philip-random</a>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA-l_ZZQTtI&amp;feature=related">This </a> <a href="/yt.cfm?yt=iA-l_ZZQTtI" title="Play Video"></a> is better.</i></small>
No. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjx_GjyXCs4">This</a> is better [<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/65775/Van-Halen-Off-Key">previously</a>]comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294222Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:21:35 -0800not_on_displayBy: bondcliffhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294267
Man. Seeing how awesome they were then is kind of depressing when you think of what they are now. Van Halen, U2, Metallica... All the great live bands. Why did they all have to start sucking so goddamn bad?
Nice post, Mr. on_display.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294267Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:48:47 -0800bondcliffBy: krinklyfighttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294305
<em>It's pretty much the same way I always looked at David Lee Roth, but now I can't think of him without thinking of this</em>
Yeah, although that could be any of a number of heavy metal glam frontmen, particularly <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Neil">this guy</a>. And Roth has always been athletic, and is not quite as excessive as Dr. Rockzo. Also, the clown has now been in and out of rehab, and is using again. That's more like Eddie's life ... But David Lee Roth is definitely a rock and roll clown, though Van Halen's not really a heavy metal band, more like hard rock.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294305Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:10:49 -0800krinklyfigBy: tommaszhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294371
I liked the <i>Bloom County</i> version better.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294371Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:39:02 -0800tommaszBy: kittens for breakfasthttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294401
<i>Yeah, although that could be any of a number of heavy metal glam frontmen, particularly this guy. And Roth has always been athletic, and is not quite as excessive as Dr. Rockzo. Also, the clown has now been in and out of rehab, and is using again. That's more like Eddie's life ... But David Lee Roth is definitely a rock and roll clown, though Van Halen's not really a heavy metal band, more like hard rock.</i>
Yeah, Dr. Rockso himself could be...well...a <i>lot</i> of people, but I think the vocal style (and the mannerisms in his video) are definitely David Lee Roth. If I'm not mistaken, I think one of his videos was banned from MTV for similar reasons as well. But I'm sure they're drawing from other sources, too; if I were someone who'd seen a whole lot of "Behind the Music," I'm sure I'd be able to catch more of the references in the Dr. Rockso bio from some episodes back (the weird exchange about someone stealing his banana struck me as something that had to be a parody of something I'd just never seen, for instance).comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294401Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:57:09 -0800kittens for breakfastBy: KevinSkomsvoldhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294726
<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294051">lee</a>: "<i><em>David Lee Roth = Greatest Jew in Rock History</em>
Um, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Dylan">Robert Allen Zimmerman</a></i>"
If Dylan is rock then Metallica is Klezmer.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2294726Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:48:08 -0800KevinSkomsvoldBy: speicushttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2295677
That would explain a lot about Metallica, actually.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2295677Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:23:02 -0800speicusBy: ramboslamboshttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2295807
Hmmm, I had never heard of this. Very cool!comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2295807Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:25:04 -0800ramboslambosBy: Halloween Jackhttp://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2296802
"<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/75556/Van-Halen-at-the-Wozs-US-Festival-1983#2294200">Seriously, no one would have ever cared about this band except guitar nerds were it not for the goofy fucker who was actually, y'know, entertaining</a>."
kfb, I want you to know that I generally respect your opinion, and that this is a ginormous exception to that rule.comment:www.metafilter.com,2008:site.75556-2296802Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:53:53 -0800Halloween Jack