Bieber furious over sex doll

In possibly the least surprising bit of news this week, Justin Bieber is apparently furious about the new sex doll, Just-In Beaver, designed in his image.

As previously reported, the ‘love doll’, made by Pipedream Products and selling for $26, carries the product description “the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited eighteen long years to stick his lil dicky in something sticky” and “he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off!”

Pipedream has released numerous unofficial celebrity-themed sex dolls in the past, though mainly based on female stars. Needless to say, very few consider being recreated as a sex toy an honour, and a source has told The Sun: “Justin is absolutely incensed with this monstrosity. He’s already set his lawyer on these sickos”.

As already noted, the Just-In Beaver doll was soon listed as ‘out-of-stock’ on the Pipedream website, though it’s not clear if that’s because of high demand for the sex toy, or the result of some sort of cease and desist from Team Bieber. On the sex toy company, The Sun’s source added: “They are running scared of Justin’s legal team”.

Actually the entire Pipedream website seemed to be having problems overnight, though the company is still proudly posting links to media coverage of Just-In Beaver on its Facebook page.