ROFLASVOMNOMGIB! That's what you get for using a free internet translator instead of hiring somebody. Also, who knew Batman turned into Spiderman after finding equipment under his house? Because I've been under my house before and I didn't turn from one superhero into another EVEN THOUGH I FOUND AN OLD AIR CONDITIONER AND GOT BIT BY A SNAKE.

Thanks to Kaibedz, who knows Batman really got his superpowers after getting bitten by a vampire. Haha, what do you mean Batman doesn't actually have any superpowers? YES I'M QUALIFIED TO WRITE GEEKOLOGIE.