You wore out your welcome matYou used to be the cat's meowYou're in the doghouse nowYou're such a handsome houndYou'll wind up in the poundAll you can say is bow-wow-wowYou're in the doghouse nowIt was grand,Yes, it was swell,But you bit the handThat fed you so wellI hate a dog who begsWith his tail between his legsFind a new place to bum your chowWho's in the doghouse now?On the town,Out on the trail,Don't come 'roundGo chase your own tailI heard from Socrates,"Sleep with dog,Wake up with fleas."I never liked you anyhowYou're in the doghouse nowYou're in the doghouse nowYou're in the doghouse nowDown, boy.