I Want that Squad for the Zombie Wars

Above are the results to the question “Should the U.S. Legalize Gay Marriage” which was part of a larger ESPN survey.

There’s a lot of information here, but I’ll just say the one thing all gay people are thinking: “The NHL? That bunch of sissies? We’ll never break out of the flamer closet with them as our support squad.”

I mean, these guys stand around in the sun all day, their games get called because of rain, the never fight or get hurt. Hell, there’s rarely ever contact in their sport.