8. Teen Wolf

Aside from New Coke and Hammer pants, there’s few things more quintessentially ‘80s than watching a teenage werewolf become both a basketball star and the coolest kid in school via montage. And despite all Michael J. Fox’s charms and the obvious appeal of a dunking, shade-wearing wolfman, this one would rank a whole lot higher if only it featured a better song. Instead, all those cool moments were set to one of the least cool songs of the ‘80s – what essentially sounded like a Randy Newman B-side. Where’s Huey Lewis when you need him?