An entire day for the celebration of alien abductions? I mean, I guess so. I kind of wonder how people celebrate this holiday. Do they go out and stand in a field hoping to be taken up to the stars? Does the family gather around a giant mashed potato sculpture? Do you grab the kids and stand under bright spotlights and pretend you're being lifted into the air? Do people probe themselves?

That got weird. Well, while you're outside trying to get abducted here's some stuff to read.

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