Borussia Dortmund beat Bayern Munich 1-0 in today’s Bundesliga clash of titans, but despite Bayern’s helpful chart fans in Miami didn’t find the match on their local Fox station. WSVN, which regularly airs paid programming instead of Fox network coverage, decided more south Floridians wanted to watch an infomercial about a coffeemaker than a battle between two of the planet’s best soccer teams.

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American wonderteen Christian Pulisic came on in the 88th minute; he did not score the match’s only goal, which you probably figured out already given that the headline of this post is not “American Wonderteen Scores Winner For Dortmund.”