* ''Wave Race Blue Storm'': The colossal JerkAss that is the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDOcyEGhoQ hidden announcer]]--> "You have chosen poorly." \\"''If you are any good,'' you can get a turbo by hitting the gas when the light goes green." \\"Weak." "That's pathetic." "Waste of time." "No mercy." \\[[SarcasmMode "OOOH, A TURBO."]] \\[[WhatTheHellPlayer "Pass the yellow buoys ON THE LEFT."]] \\"You've betrayed what little trust I've put in you." \\"Last lap. Soon, the agony will end." \\"Were you born a loser, or did it just take practice?" \\[[HaveANiceDeath "You don't have an inferiority complex; you're just inferior."]]** And when you actually ''do'' win a race...---> [[UngratefulBastard "Your wins are like diamonds, kid: Very rare."]]