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January 11, 2015 • Page 8
HOCUS-FOCUS
A burglar broke into a house
and while he was sneaking
around he heard a voice say,
"Jesus is watching you."
He looked around and saw
nothing. He kept on creeping
and again heard, "Jesus is
watching you."
In a dark corner, he saw a cage
with a parrot inside. The bur-
glar asked the parrot, "Was it
you who said Jesus is watch-
ing me?"
The parrot replied, "Yes."
Relieved, the burglar asked,
"What is your name?"
The parrot said, "Clarence."
The burglar said, "That's a stu-
pid name for a parrot. What
idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot answered, "The
same idiot that named the
Rottweiler Jesús."
Do you have a funny joke? Send it in to us at guardiankids@gmail.com with your name,
and we will use it!
Kaylee Ramkissoon and Santa are all set to distribute treats and toys during a toy
drive in Rousillac, on Christmas morning.
SANTA'S HELPER
Clown
in Town