Dear President Bush

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P., Dick Cheney.

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P., Dick Cheney.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

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if we did otherwise, will you welcome us back in OUR country klansman?
i especially loved the nice jobs thing. would any of you klansmen agree to do these 16-18 hours/ day sweatshop work?
criminal immigrants shipped out of europe and other self centered new comers who sneaked into ships to come to this country 40 years ago, have no right what so ever to set the bar. we didn't cross the border, the border crossed to us.

if we did otherwise, will you welcome us back in OUR country klansman?
i especially loved the nice jobs thing. would any of you klansmen agree to do these 16-18 hours/ day sweatshop work?
criminal immigrants shipped out of europe and other self centered new comers who sneaked into ships to come to this country 40 years ago, have no right what so ever to set the bar. we didn't cross the border, the border crossed to us.

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its the corporations that benefit from the illegals... we should bill these corporations for all the services that we the tax payers now foot the bill for. americans would do these jobs if they paid a decent wage.

if we did otherwise, will you welcome us back in OUR country klansman?
i especially loved the nice jobs thing. would any of you klansmen agree to do these 16-18 hours/ day sweatshop work?
criminal immigrants shipped out of europe and other self centered new comers who sneaked into ships to come to this country 40 years ago, have no right what so ever to set the bar. we didn't cross the border, the border crossed to us.

shut up fuk cho. instead of being as accommodating as the rest of us were with your illegal migrant parents, you decided to jump on the band wagon of selfishness by trying to deny others the same opportunities given to you.
just before you go on a rampage ting tung tue, i was here before your ancestors ever heard of the "new world."
as i told you before, it only makes you look more pathetic when you try to brown nose your white master in such a sluttish way chop boy.

shut up fuk cho. instead of being as accommodating as the rest of us were with your illegal migrant parents, you decided to jump on the band wagon of selfishness by trying to deny others the same opportunities given to you.
just before you go on a rampage ting tung tue, i was here before your ancestors ever heard of the "new world."
as i told you before, it only makes you look more pathetic when you try to brown nose your white master in such a sluttish way chop boy.

my Irish great randparents and one my one great grand parent from scandnavia did not get handed crap when they got here. They worked far more dangerous jobs than picking fruit. And they did that so I their children could have better lives.

Now I have nothing against newcomers to this country except those looking for something for nothing or looking to destoy my country.