OMD did you make SURE to give HER the SAFETY SCISSORS... with the Balls covering up the SHARP POINTS... We remember that ONE time when she nearly caused you to Bleed to DEAF!!

PeeS.... about the Bunny Poops... I (Frankie Furter) would be GLAD to gather some from around the HILL.... EXCEPT Ernie EATS every pile of Power Pellets that he finds... I keep hoping that he Gets WORMS like I did, back when I was Young and Foolish.. Just sayin.

Hey Ruby!Wow, this is bad! We all hate the grooming routine. You could hide out here with me! We'd have such fun. Anyway, at least you'll look even more adorable afterwards. :)Grr and Woof,Sarge, Pol Comm

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun Ruby, I tried to warn you the other day. I am pacing now just thinking about the torture you are going through, oops I just peed. Why oh why do they do it. I hope you get a seriously good reward.

About Me

I am an Airedale terrier who lives in the Sf Bay Area with my mom person (Mama for short). I am 4 years old now, and I am a "chatty Cathy" my mama says. I just have to say what is on my mind - what's wrong with that, I tell ya?!