A Maine Couple’s Kinky Romp In The Woods Ends In A Horribly Embarrassing Way

You can find a lot of things when perusing through the Maine woods. Gorgeous streams, amazing wildlife, and if you happened to be in Hampden recently, a woman tied to a tree. Seriously.

According to WCSH-6, police and EMT's were called the woods of Hampden after a passerby reported seeing a woman tied to a tree. The person was worried that the woman may be in danger and thus authorities responded quickly to the scene. But as they found out, this was anything but an emergency.

Instead, the situation in front of them was a casual sex encounter. Police realized that the woman tied to the tree was part of the couple's "role play" fantasy, and that the passerby was not supposed to witness their activities in the woods. Police and EMT's responded so quickly, that the couple never got to act out their bizarre fantasy.

Let this be a lesson that the next time you're on a hike in the Maine woods, it might not necessarily be bears and moose you see, but instead a kinky encounter gone horribly wrong. Probably won't find this in any brochure.