Sloth blisses out taking his once-a-week wee

During a Reddit AMA, Sir David Attenborough confirmed that if he could be any animal in the world he would be a sloth.

Err, okay Dave. We'll just assume this meant you're keen on their sedentary lifestyle and not inclined to wet the bed like orphaned sloths Bruno and Elvis.

While filming the BBC documentary Nature's Miracle Orphans, two-toed sloths Bruno and Elvis made things weird when they decided now was the perfect time to do their once-a-week whiz. No wonder they look so blissfully relieved.

Sloths have an extremely slow metabolism – it can take a week to digest just one leaf. This also means their bowel movements are equally lethargic. But what they lack in frequency, they make up for in quantity.