1. Start by crushing all the 14 boxes of pills to a fine
powder... a mag light works good. This will take time, but what else do
you have to do. 2. Rinse the 20 oz pop bottle for about 15
minutes under tap water and let it dry completely. It is essential to
rinse it very very well or it will fuck things up. 3. The pills will have a coating on them strain them through a fine screen. Make sure to crush clumps back up restrain them.
4. Take the wire cutters and carefully peel the 4 batteries apart.
They should unravel like a roll of film. Start at the positive end. The
insides should look like film do not unroll them for now set them to
the side. If your battery does not fit this description it is alkaline.
The correct batteries will have lithium on the package. 5. Pour pills into the pitcher.
6. This step must be done outside no exceptions!!!!! Pour Anhydrous
ammonia into the pitcher tell the mixture is almost half of the
pitcher.. Read about the substance below first.. Their must be two
people for safety reasons! 7. Have one person stir the mixture at
a medium speed with the wooden spoon not to slow not to fast, the other
person is Quickly unraveling the 4 batteries, one by one discarding the
silver strip, do not drop the strip into the mixture, tear the film
looking stuff up, (lithium) and throw it into the mixture, this should
produce a rotten egg smell. 8. When the mixture stops fogging there should be a mush left.
9. Fill the pitcher up with either fuel described above. Pour the
mixture into a zip lock bag be careful not to spill it 10 refill the
pitcher make sure to get all the white gunk out of it. Also pour this
into the bag. You can start another bag it does not matter. Strain the
large bag with coffee filters the first time saving both the liquid and
the mush leaving the mush in the original bag. You should have mush in
one bag and a semi-clear fuel in another. Separate the semi clear fuel
into two different bags filtering them through coffee filters again.
You should now have three bags. 2 with clear liquid one with mush. Fill
the mush bag back up with fuel and repeat the previous steps. Discard
the mush bag .... For those who want everything the can get repeat this
step once more to make 6 bags. Fill each bag up to half the bag with
fuel and re-filter them 5 times using a new bag each time. Now you
should have completely clear looking fuel. It is essential that none of
the gunk remains. If gunk remains and you proceed with the next step it
will cause the bags to engulf in flames wrecking everything, burning
you and your surroundings! For those who want to be extra safe and have
bags to waste continue to filter it. Also note when filtering use 2 or
3 filters and change them every time more=better! 10. Pour the pop
bottle 1/3 of the way full with salt. Cut a hole in the top of the pop
bottle cap to fit the fish hose. Insert a hose approximately six inches
long into the cap let it hang about a ? inch into the pop bottle. Do
not put the cap on yet. Pour 1 teaspoon of rooto (sulfuric acid) into
the bottle. Screw on the top making sure the hose does not come into
contact with the mixture. A smoke be produced and come out the hose
when you squeeze the bottle. 11. Hang the bags from 2 nails a piece and place a small hole to fit the fish hose.
12. Insert the hosing making sure not to touch the liquid. Squeeze the
bottle to fill the bags with smoke. Move from bag to bag filling each
bag densely. Wait 1 minute then open the bag to release the smoke so it
does not become stale. Repeat the process for apoxmently 2 to 3 hours.
After a half hour dope should begin to appear in the bottom of the bag.
The liquid may be ran through a coffee filters at any time to catch the
dope that seams to magically appear in the bag. Continue this process
tell no more dope appears. 13. Set the dope to dry. It may be
smoked as soon as it's filter but has an awkward fuel taste until it's
dry. If done correctly this should yield around 14 grams. 14. Burn all evidence! 15. After the filters dry throw them in a pop they get you really fucked up cause their caked in dope. 16. Make sure not to leave them around that how my friends step dad is in prison, filters and fuel cans!

Safety precautions. Make sure to use to much Anhydrous ammonia when
stirring rather then to little if not a explosion could occur.
Anhydrous ammonia is an extreme inhalation hazard and takes your breath
right away. Make sure to drag partners out of the fog if they pass out.
Run ten to twenty feet away to get a fresh glup of air, if it cokes you
out which it will! Do no smoke around it and it will cause burns if it
gets on your skin.

Also note lithium will burn your hands slightly when throwing the
rolls but do not wear gloves it will contaminate the product. Be
careful don't do this inside, by things that are flammable, or anywhere
close to neighbors because it will produce a very strong smell.

Also note: buy things in small quantities to avoid getting caught,
do not buy to materials that go with this process at the same time. If
you have friends that want to help -split the grocery list. Caution -
your friends will want some of your dope. By the way, it is Illegal to
make meth! Trust very few people and claim it came from the guy down
the road. Do not brag your making it! Unless it will get you laid.

Trouble shooting.. If dope burns black when smoking, too much sulfuric acid has been used.

Finally.. How to obtain Anhydrous ammonia

Option 1. Find a crooked farmer.. Those that grow weed are your best bet.

Option 2. Steal it... It is used as fertilizer and can be found at
many corn field farms. Farmers often hide the tanks from sight of
passing cars on the road. Keep your eyes open for sprayers they have a
big plastic looking tank and attach to a tractor. Where there are
sprayers there are tanks usually. Tanks resemble propane tanks but have
wheels and a red farm triangle on them. They will say the chemical name
right on the side. Research them online if you don't know what they
look like.

To the hard part... how to steal it. Spray out a fire extinguisher
and wash it very good. Remove the top to do this. If your lucky it will
still have a seal of pressure. Run up to the tank a non-conspicuous one
is the best and look for the to valves. Make sure the hose is far away
from you and turn one very slowly. If you hear a gush of air these is
the pressure valve if not it is the liquid value. Make sure to let the
pressure out with the air valve then slowly turn the liquid valve. You
must balance them so liquid and gas comes out grab the hose and insert
it into your container. Fill it up a little bit then pour it out so
that you clean the container completely. Then fill it up ? of the way
full and put the cap on and run like hell. Do not fill it all the way
full because it is under pressure and will explode if you do. If you
container is not sealed it will all evaporate quickly so make sure to
use it with in a couple of hours. If you container is sealed you will
not smell it leaking and should be able to make a couple of ounces off
a large fire extinguisher full!