Testimonials

I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.