The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

So consider this as SIGNUP TURN ZERO. The first part of the battle is only IVasscus and Stalin trying to break in and sabotage the drawbridge, so first dibs go to IVhorseman and Silent-Sigfig. If Silent doesn't want Stalin, second dibs go to Arkbrik.

Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 1 wrote:

If Arkbrik is also uninterested, then I'll activate Sir Kruschev from moronstudios and tzan's version of the battle, and first dibs for Kruschev go to Lt. Krus (obviously).

Natalya wrote:What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of how banned you are.

The Stalin army isn't really designed for someone who just wants to silva out and try to ruin the game for everyone else. You'll have to wait until I can cook up a faction more in alignment with your play style.

Wait a minute, what am I saying, I already have a faction for you coming up later on like Bonn-o-Tron. Tarren gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.

Natalya wrote:What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of how banned you are.

The Stalin army isn't really designed for someone who just wants to silva out and try to ruin the game for everyone else. You'll have to wait until I can cook up a faction more in alignment with your play style.

Wait a minute, what am I saying, I already have a faction for you coming up later on like Bonn-o-Tron. Tarren gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.