During a visit to a Psychiatric Hospital, one of the visitors asked with great interest the Director:
- Doctor, what criterion do you use to decide if a patient should be hospitalized or not?.
"Well," said the Director, "we have almost infallible scientific proof. It consists of the following: we completely fill a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a cup and a cube, and we ask he to empty the bath.
Depending on how the bathtub is emptied, we know whether to inject it or not. It has taken years of study to devise this test, but it is very accurate.
"Ah, I understand," said the visitor, "a normal person would use the cube because it is bigger than the teaspoon and cup".
"No," said the Director, "a normal person would remove the plug. Do you prefer: a room with or without garden view?.

Dedicated to all those who thought in the cube (as me, hehehee).

Because my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great ...
You have no power over me.