One on One (TV series)

One on One (2001-2006) was a television series, airing on the now defunct UPN network, about a single sportscaster, who becomes a full-time dad when his teenage daughter moves in with him when his ex-wife decides to accept a job out of the country.

Breanna: I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. If he catches us, he's gonna kill us.

Arnaz: I can't think of a better way to die.

Jennifer: Whenever my dad starts drinking. I feel like it's my fault.

Ms. Swain: hmm. Why do you think you should feel responsible for your dad's drinking?

Arnaz: Yeah, you can't watch em 24/7. I mean, why should you have to? they're adults. Every disappointment in their lives shouldn't mean they have to get drunk and not care if the laundry's done. Or if you've had any dinner. Or if they've bathed in the last three days.

Arnaz: [reciting his poem about D-Mack trying to move in on Breanna] You're always talkin' about what you got. The stripes, the cheddar, the women you clot. Can you really be anymore than what I see? Cuz to me you're just 5ft 4 in a tight little Tee. You did you're little poem, but you didn't say much. And...you're so skinny, I can see your nipples touch. So back off, son. Please give it a rest. Unless, you think you're hard enough, to put me to the test.