After the jump, you can see the full list of winners of the Razzie Awards for the worst achievements in film. They’re pretty cute until you realize that (presumably) someone actually sat through all these pieces of shit. Come on, not even Seltzer-Friedberg watch Seltzer-Friedberg movies.

Worst Picture
The Love Guru (Paramount)

* Disaster Movie (Lionsgate) and Meet the Spartans (20th Century Fox) (jointly)
* The Happening (20th Century Fox)
* The Hottie and the Nottie (Regent Releasing)
* In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (Boll KG/Brightlight Pictures)

* Uwe Boll (as himself) in Postal
* Ben Kingsley in The Love Guru, The Wackness and War, Inc.
* Burt Reynolds in Deal and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
* Verne Troyer in The Love Guru and Postal

Worst Supporting Actress
Paris Hilton in Repo! The Genetic Opera

* Carmen Electra in Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
* Kim Kardashian in Disaster Movie
* Jenny McCarthy in Witless Protection
* Leelee Sobieski in 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Worst Screen Couple
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore in The Hottie and the Nottie

* Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans (jointly) (written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer)
* The Happening (written by M. Night Shyamalan)
* The Hottie and the Nottie (written by Heidi Ferrer)
* In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (screenplay by Doug Taylor)

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)

* The Day the Earth Stood Still (remake of the 1951 film)
* Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans (jointly) (rip-off of many films)
* Speed Racer (remake/rip-off of the TV series Speed Racer)
* Star Wars: The Clone Wars (sequel to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, prequel to Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)

Ironically, I would totally do any of the actresses on the Worst Actress and Worst Supporting Actress list.

But I wouldn’t respect myself afterwards.

02.23.09 at 11:50 am

Donkey Hodey

Slumdog Millionaire: Winning awards for the kind of corny, bullshit filmmaking that people have been lampooning for years.

Razzies: Same thing.

02.23.09 at 11:55 am

Burnsy

In a perfect world, all of these assholes would win.

02.23.09 at 11:58 am

Donkey Hodey

Gift bags for the Razzies have felt the pinch of the downturned economy as well. They’ve been forced to go out in search of real dog shit instead of the fake rubber stuff in order to save money.

02.23.09 at 12:07 pm

nice guy eddie

in Eddie Murphy’s next movie he plays a turd masquerading as a human being.

02.23.09 at 12:15 pm

Donkey Hodey

Aaron Seltzer on not taking home a Razzie this year: “It’s a boner just to be nominated. Get it? I said ‘boner’ instead of ‘honor’! Holy shit, I gotta write that one down!”

02.23.09 at 12:20 pm

Rotwangchung

I hope that somewhere on the trophy, they engrave “Just to be clear, we’re laughing at you, not with you. At. Not with.”

02.23.09 at 1:50 pm

Lothar of the Hill People

Ahh, Leelee Sobieski. She peaked on Jay Leno ten seconds before she read a crappy poem she wrote about 9/11.

What was she famous for, anyway? Oh yeah, for playing jailbait who was attracted to Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut. I guess she got started in “fantasy acting” early on, so it’s no surprise she’s doing Boll crap like Dungeon Siege