I.ET McCrone says:"What a Box of Bandaids!"

ET McCrone, recently announced candidate for PrezMinister and lift/elevator operator did his own commentary on the State of the Union:"

From York to New York the USUK is bleedin' profusely and this twit just gives out bandaids. Imagine ,my dear people, tax credits when 41 million colonists have no health insurance.Mother Earth is having menopausal hot flashes and the jimmy-jees of the leg in the form of tsunamis and this goon can only talk about puttin' Caro syrup in our gas tanks.Blush(Bush-Blair) have dragged us into this war and these chicken hawk warriors can't even mention the W word. It took him more than half the speech to say Iraqi!

The best part of the speech beside the part where he stopped speakin' was when he stopped speakin' and him and "Chainsaw" Cheney drank from their glasses at the same time.It was like, Bottoms up, we royally fucked this country and now we're goin' down the toilet!

Like 50% of the old fogeys on camera in the outhouse of representatives ,I fell asleep half way through the snore of the union. I woke up just in time to hear one of the commentators say that this was the most sober they had seen W.. Sober ,I thought, the man was good and right drugged out of his kilt!

All I can say is:Vote McCrone! Low Class in Two Lands! GGGGOOOIIING UUP!

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