Paula wants us to tell the story of a liquid metal @DreamHostSimon
rising from the crater of Mount Kilauea where he is immediately made
flesh and bone by a direct lightning strike and shortly thereafter is
crowned with a wreath of golden chrysanthemums gingerly placed by two
falcons wearing snail shells for helmets...but I don't think he wants
that story to get out so forget it.

NEW: DreamSpeed CDN

DreamObjects is, of course, our truly powerful CLOUD STORAGE service
with unbeatable pricing and enough juice behind it to power your web
apps from now into the next millennium!

DreamObjects is even API-compatible with Amazon's S3 AND OpenStack's
Swift. That means that if you've already got an app that's written to
work with either platform, in most cases a single hostname change is
really all you'll need to do to take immediate advantage of reduced
pricing and unbeatable support.

DreamSpeed CDN relies on a global network of servers that work in
concert to route your site's content to users as quickly and as directly
as possible wherever they may be, resulting in smooth n' speedy delivery
of your DreamObjects content.

Pricing for DreamSpeed CDN is in addition to standard DreamObjects
pricing for outbound bandwidth, and it's about as simple and
straightforward as we could make it!

Content served to users from the US and Europe is charged at $0.12 per
GB, while content served to visitors in the Asia-Pacific, Australia, and
New Zealand regions is charged at $0.19 per GB.

Enabling DreamSpeed CDN takes just a few minutes and we've documented
the process in our wiki to help you move things along!

Even if you don't live in America, we respect your right to say whatever
you want because that's sort of what the Internet *is all about*!

If you're a person with a brain and can form sentences (that last part
is key) the Internet is the place for you and your ideas, and DreamHost
has your BACK!

DHSOTMs

The DreamHost Site Of The Month is a coveted title reserved for a select
few DreamHost customers who really put the rest of us to shame with
their incredible design skills, business ideas, content generation
prowess, and/or rare abilities to tap into the Internet's ongoing
fascination with Facebook's takeovers of ethereal VR tech.

As voted by YOU, the winners from FEBRUARY are as follows...

The winner in the CONTENT category is:
The History of Britain
"A resource for learning and exploring the long, fascinating history of
Britain. The History of Britain is intended for and run by amateur
British History enthusiasts."

These things are so beautiful it's almost a shame to use them for music.

Remember, you can always click through to the "DreamHost Site Of The Month" section of your account
control panel at any time to submit your own site(s), vote on candidates, and
view all winners past and present.