Alabama

Kislath

One fried snake in Madison County caused a power outage for 26,000 people. While not so funny to the snake, or probably the power company, our commenters saw an opportunity for jokes, and we're glad when our comment sections can play host to your humor.

It sounds like Kislath may suspect the snake was part of a bigger conspiracy. Here's what this user we love posted under the story.

The Dept of Homeland Security just announced an upcoming press
conference regarding this suicide attack. Mussssstafa al Hissssein was
apparently a forward SHOCK troop for Al Snakea, a splinter faction of
Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.