Since the demise of The Lord Flash, I have been bereft of a probation officer.

This all goes back to about 3 years ago, when I was banned from the site for reasons that are known only to his Lordship. He offered then to be my probation officer and has looked after me (in his own special way) since then.

Now he has gone, I need a new probation officer to keep me in check. Volunteers please.

Here we go again. What is the fecking point of you, love? I mean, what do you actually contribute to the greater good of Arrse. And what the rubbery bollocks is all this Survivor of 64 party all about. Tits on the proverbial poisson. Get a grip and get a life you sad bitch.