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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER
A re-imagining of the original Top 5.
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August 17, 2001
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Whether famous or just a wannabe, the
showbiz child isn't the only immature one...
The Top 6 Signs You're an Obnoxious Stage Mother
6. You're always spitting on a handkerchief and wiping shmutz
off of the crew's faces.
5. Kit Culkin just told you to chill out.
4. Made him cry? Hell, you made the gaffer cry.
3. Always citing WWJD -- What Would JonBenet Do?
2. The kids from Kathie Lee's factory take a collection to
help your child "escape the bonds of slavery".
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Obnoxious Stage Mother...
1. You forbid Stallone to make eye contact.
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
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