Mitt ("I pays my taxes") Romney is saying: "Listen, they just want me to release more of my taxes because they think they're going to find something that puts me in a bad light. . . . But I'll tell you something: they're not going to for the very simple reason there's nothing damning in them. . . . I didn't make any money off companies engaged in pornography or the disposal of fetuses. . . . I was never audited and forced to pay over 1.2 million dollars in penalties! . . . . I never lied on the forms or said I worked someplace I had retroactively retired from. . . . I didn't do business with companies that made a fortune selling arms to Iran. . . Well, hell, I didn't do a lot of things, . . . but they're going to have to take my word for it because I'm not releasing the stinking forms. . . . What's wrong, don't they trust me?"