Ilana Gordon

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Ilana Gordon

Ilana Gordon's posts

Ilana Gordon is a Chicago-based writer and comic. She currently writes for Dose.com and her work can be seen on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Reductress, The Huffington Post, RedEye Chicago, The Second City Network, Mashable and toilet stall doors across America.

Humans are cursed to wander this Earth, fruitlessly searching for meaning where there often is none. But for our most pressing questions, we turn to the porcine stars. Much like with tea leaves, we can prognosticate your future with the help of nature’s greatest meat product: bacon. Do you wonder what your bacon…