LOCAL GOVERNMENT AT WORK

If local politicians laughing at loud farts was going to interrupt a city council meeting, in what state do you think it would happen? Go ahead, guess. What other state combines the hard-drinking, overfed Midwest with the hard-drinking, undereducated region of Appalachia?

That’s right: it could only be Ohio. God bless you, Ohio. You are the 47th chromosome of states.