Manchester United increased their standing atop the Premiership ladder thanks to a 2-1 win over Southampton yesterday driven by a Wayne Rooney brace that brought fans at Old Trafford to their feet, if they weren't already upon them.

One such fan sported what appears to be a custom job of a Rooney scarf, though the portrayal looks less like the Red Devils' forward and more like a certain evil German dictator. We're sure whoever's grandmother knit this is awfully proud to see it on television, though.