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Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3No, the Udder Other Sea Dweller Lowblood

OR

Karkat's Roomstuck

Discussion thread found here.
First thread found here.
Second thread found here.
Mirror found here.
(NOTE: Whoever is mirroring the adventure is apparently accidentally leaving out letters, words, and even whole pages. For the time being, you're probably better off reading the original threads.)
Formspring found here.
TVTropes page found here.
Fanart found BELOW:

Note: The img tags have been replaced with URL tags because otherwise there are too many images on this page. Just click the links to see the pics.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2a7wvgn.png
(used official image as ref)
I will completely admit in front of God and everybody that Revolutionary Girl Utena [what was used in the game] is one of my favorite animes because of it's pure crack-filled bizarre amazingness
so based upon the most recent update, i just..idk I had to but omg no more shojo style ever again, so freaking -hard- x_x

Originally Posted by rje

more picspamdump!
Soper is a Helluva Drug
aka a Moirail's Work is Never Done

Tavros is WAY used to dealing with SoberingUp!Gamzee
this was before he thought 'oh hey i can just cuff his ass down xD
(sorry if these are huge >_<)

I've been following this story for a few weeks or so now; I'm really impressed, both by the quality of the story and the fast update rate. This adventure is quite honestly moving, and I'm glad to have discovered it.

Gamzee - The Muscle. Accidentally knocks people out with his juggling.Nepeta - The Distraction. Accidentally monopolizes the guards' attention with her cuteness.Sollux - The Hacker. Accidentally(?) knocks out the lights and opens all the doors while fucking with Eridan.Jadzia - The Driver. Accidentally provides a swift getaway with her motorcycle.Eridan - The Leader. Accidentally cobbles this mess into a working plan.

We can totally make this hapen.

The Troll A Team? I would watch it.

FTFY

As this is a lowly seablood adventurer the only appropriate crime heist movie would be this

Just so you know, I've spent perhaps the last four hours reading this whole fanadventure and I just love it to death and back. I adore the liberties you have taken with creating such new ideas and I LOVE the plot and the art and how adorable everything is, and i love how you've incorporated so many of my favorite ships into this, it's like you have been inside my head the whole time and i don't know what to do and i just want to cradle this whole thing in my arms and write sagas for it and draw masterpieces for it. I'm not even at the end of this thread, I still have some pages to go, but oh my god, I just wanted to let you know that I have just enjoyed this whole thing so much. You made me like things I didn't know I liked. You actually inspired me, too, to be a better writer and artist in general, and to stick to things when I start them {because oh my gog i don't want to KNOW how much of your time you have put into this, but that in itself is very admirable} and at this bout, I am just rambling, but my point remains, i want to stroke this thread tenderly and make love to it.

Also, this adventure is amazing and I love it. Ckret2, you're a really special gal.

Originally Posted by Shadow Phoenix

I'm so trying to get something decent to illustrate this event. Well, if Nepeta doesn't get an attack of oppurrtunity on Eridan and moirail him while is defenceless. (and crush my little )

> Eridan : use crabdad antics to distract KK and elope at least.
> Karkat : sloppy makeout, now ! Then realize Nep is in your room and get into threshecutioner mode and hate yourself for that

@Strider : Since flushing emotions are a shade of pity, then Eridan has to pity Nepeta somehow to get a full reciprocical bond, I guess. Unless with refuge in audacity she does really turn into the knight. Hey Eridan, you just have to hope !

But I second the motion that Gamzee's religion officially be named the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties.

I third this.

Also, Troll Jade is a jadeblood that's part of the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties which is generally a lowblood cult, Troll Rose is a member of a Sea Dweller assassin squad that work for the goldbloods and Troll John seems to be a blue blooded member of The Sufferer's religion. So, is Troll Dave going to be a redblooded member of IRIS or something? xD

Edit but not really: Ninja'd by Ckret saying that Troll Dave might also be a clown cultist?

KV: I AM POUNCE DE LEON, PREY-STALKING, LETHAL PROWLER.EA: I am a Cavvalreaper, horsaroni-mounted, feoline-stabbing.KV: I AM TINKERBULL, HORSARONI-GORING, CAVALREAPER-THROWING.EA: I am spidermom, tinkerbull-consuming, eight legged.KV: I AM MINI-GL'BGOLYB, SPIDERMOM-DEVOURING, POISON-BEAKED.EA: I am a musclebeast, Gl'bgolyb-crushing, heavvy-footed.KV: I AM THE MOBIUS DOUBLE REACHAROUND, BUTCHER, VIRUS, ALL-LIFE CURSING.EA: I am Alternia, space-floating, life nurturing.KV: I AM THE RECKONING, ALL-EXPLODING … PLANET-CREMATING.EA: I am the Univverse – all things encompassing, all life embracing.KV: I AM Lrd English, WEARER OF THE CAIRO OVERCOAT.
KV: I AM THE DARK AT THE END OF EVERYTHING.
KV: THE END OF UNIVERSES, GODS, WORLDS… OF EVERYTHING.
KV: WHAT WILL YOU BE THEN, SCUMBLOOD?EA: I am hope.KV: WELL
KV: WELL, THEN, I AM...
KV:I AM...

karkatVantas [KV] ceased trolling eridanAmpora [EA]

...then this happened (it was supposed to be more impressive but i accidentally was drawing it at 7k x 5k px so my computer started freezing. also, drawing hero mode in a program with no fill tool is difficult! I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN):

Or whatever it is those religious dumbasses think you are supposed to be. You do not care about that shit.

Of course, everybody else does.

Yeah. Fucking Jegus version 2.0, new and improved, and full of bugs and with no patch release in sight. Aren't you lucky. You even get fanmail. You did not even know what mail WAS until some fucking high priest of your fucking stupid religion asked you to get a mailbox modus expansion because sometimes they have to send you important "we think somebody might be trying to assassinate you" shit and the mailbox modus is more secure against hackers than Trollian.

You burn most of your mail.

Okay. You have filled your "mentally rage at stupid followers" quota for the next couple of hours. You have all the time in the world to bemoan your life later. But not right now.

Right now, you have bigger fish to bone.

DEbone! You meant DEbone! See, it's supposed to be a joke on how Eridan is basically a fish and when you are through threshecuting him it will be like he is a deboned fish because his bones are basically going to be outside of him and... so... YEAH. That other thing was just a typo.

A... a mental typo.

Okay. Try that again.

You can go over all your failures later. You can have a little private hate jam with yourself at yourself. You can rant and scream and punch holes in the walls and try to decide for the millionth time what you hate more: your life, or just you.

He has escaped the threshecutioners' clutches, pillaged your keys, invaded your private sanctum, vandalized your property, plundered your belongings, stolen your identity, and robbed you of the legislaceration of who knows how many rebels against the imperious rule.

No, you are NOT a happy supposed reincarnation of a supposed messiah.

You are the exact opposite of happy.

And you are enjoying every second of it.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, FINFACE?
THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY PLACES YOU CAN HIDE, YOU KNOW.
IF YOU MAKE THIS EASY, I MIGHT RECONSIDER KEELHAULING YOUR SORRY GILLED ASS.
WELL?
I KNOW YOU'RE STILL FUCKING HERE.
COME ON.
YOU GODDAMN BARNACLE-BOTTOMED BILGE SWILLER.

Wait, what?

> Eridan: Flip the fuck out.

Been there for a while.

Karkat swears like a sea dweller. You wonder if he is doing that for your benefit.

You would actually find that pretty attractive, if you were not scared out of your wits.

Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

Eridan: Stop being such a coward and do something that will piss off Karkat more. If you don't keep this alive, you'll be slaughtered.

Also? I can't express how happy I am that you used my Sufferer priest John idea. The desire to share that random-but-made-sense-at-the-time idea was what spurred me to join the forum, and this makes me glad I did.

Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

Pull yourself together, either you be a good kismesis or your dead. Gloat over his wrecked respiteblock and then abscond. Maybe put Ahab's corsshairs on wide beam and shoot him a little, he'll survive. And it'd be a fitting escape scenario to one up Vriska even if you don't know it yet

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Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

...omg that letter from John is adorable!!! It reminds me of the ones he wrote to to his friends in canon, and it is so sweet. The fact that Karkat kept it when he burns most of his mail is the best part! This makes me unbelievably happy! (ack, my John/Karkat bias is showing, please ignore me >>;; )

Anyway! Everything else was great too, I just had to mention that first. I am loving the Karkat's hategrin so much, and the shine on his sickle, you have no idea. This whole adventure is !

>Karkat: Keep doing what you are doing, it is awesome!
>Eridan: Do something that involves you not dying! And draw Ahab's Crosshairs!

Edit: The suggestion of Eridan's stylladex emptying to create a diversion is intriguing to me as well.

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...it just struck me that Karkat spade John COULD have been a thing in this universe.
But oh well, that's passed.
I suppose, Eridan: Level your gun at his head (From across the room). At that EXACT MOMENT, Terezi: Pester.

Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Murderers are pretty useless tbh it's like "oh look at me i spend all day inside a basement trying to trap young women so i could stab them to death because of my mommy issues" GOD get a fucking job you stupid fucking piece of shit.

Originally Posted by Crowbar

I think it's pretty funny that we went from Karkat ineffectually warning the past about Gamzee's future insanity to Terezi rubbing puppet ass on Tavros' corpse within a couple of pages.

Originally Posted by Regy Rusty

These FUCKING pumpkins just keep disappearing all the time and I don't even UNDERSTAND what is the DEAL

I mean it just makes no SENSE come ON Andrew!

Edit: I mean how's a pumpkin just gonna go and disappear like that pumpkins ain't even got legs

Originally Posted by Wireframefool

And then the fandom released what can only be known as the vast "Yeah, we saw that coming"

gAmZeE mAkArA, dO yOu TaKe ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
fuck yeah.
AnD dO yOu, GaMzEe MaKaRa, MoThErFuCkIn TaKe ThIs TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
i NoW pRoNoUnCe Me MoThErFuCkIn FlUsHeD. I mAy KiSs ThE pErSoNaLiTy DiSoRdEr.

Originally Posted by LordHyper

We will unleash a terrible horde onto the highbloods. Legions of fans, sea-dwellers, and highbloods that think he's so awesome, they should switch sides just so they can fight alongside him.

Today shall be a dark day. Fires shall burn throughout the entire city, treshecutioners will tremble at the sight of the glorious horde, and all prejudice will be gone. Soon, everyone will be equal, with no more blood caste. Every troll, fan, human, and squiddle shall be united under the glorious flag of our glorious leader, Cuvier.

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...it just struck me that Karkat spade John COULD have been a thing in this universe.

For the record, I generally ship Karkat/John in any quadrant except for the black one (mostly because I don't think John could ever hate Karkat unless he killed one of his friends or became the CEO of the Betty Crocker company or something). Not that I think they should get together at all here or anything! I just wanted to put that out there. Anyone else agree?

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>Eridan: Whip out Ahab's crosshairs and demand that he drop his strife specibi. All of them or he's going to end up just as dead as the original Sufferer.
>Nepeta: Set aside whatever feelings you have for them and try to autispice between Karkat and Eridan.

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I don't think John is capable of that kind of hate, even troll John. He will be forever kismesis-less, and how he survives the Imperial Drones is anyone's guess. (My guess: pranking them with buckets over the door.)

Hmm, I need an avatar. I was going to go for a WV avatar, but maybe I'll make it hate playa Karkat, because damn, that image.

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Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

Originally Posted by StarZeph

I suppose, Eridan: Level your gun at your head.

FTFY. That should really throw Karkat for a loop. I feel rather ambivalent about convenient pesterings, unless they involve Eridan's overstuffed sylladex spontaneously emptying (i still very much like that idea) and creating a helpful diversion while at the same time taking away his SWEETL00T.

> Eridan: deploy the trouser-rope, leave traces that suggest you went down there, try to make a break for the rope Nepeta left.

Originally Posted by ckret2

in Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 2: and i wwill leavve my cape on:
Did you miss the thing with me asking to keep this at 99 pages so it WOULDN'T get locked?!

Is that a thing that we can do??

I hope it is. Might be a bit easier now it involves respecting you getting the last word.

Edit: and ponygirl, i agree: John Karkat would be hard to pull off without a sort of anti-John, and that's simply not the thing Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood does.