Oh Lohan…

Lindsay Lohan, like many other celebrities, went from child star to cell mate. From her young riches to her young adult rags, Lindsay Lohan has been spiraling out of control for quite some time.

Lohan has acted in many movies. She started her film career with a three movie contract with Disney acting in “The Parent Trap,” “Life Size,” and “Get a Clue”. Then, she went from movies to music and actually signed a recording contract (although I have never heard her music and don’t know anyone who actually has).

Her music career was getting started and her first album “Speak” actually went Platinum. Since her fame didn’t last long in the recording studio, Lindsay went back to movies and starred in the film “Freaky Friday” and then “Mean Girls” (which of course is a movie that everyone knows and quotes, daily, most likely).

Lindsay Lohan became known as the “Incredible shrinking actress.” She admitted to her bulimia problem on SNL and was thrown an intervention. Since bulimia didn’t seem enough for Lohan, she started partying while she was filming “Herbie: Fully Loaded” and then stated that she was attending alcoholics anonymous; this later turned into rehab.

Lindsay checked into rehab during the filming of “I Know Who Killed Me,” when she checked out of rehab she was checked right back into it five years later after her “marathon cocaine binge.” Nice. After her drug binging Lindsay was arrested for DUI-again. Not only was she arrested for a DUI, she also had possession of cocaine, was driving on a suspended license, and transporting narcotics into a custody facility. She then served a whopping 84 minutes in jail.

Linday Lohan seems to think she is above it all, including the law. Since it seems she really hasn’t cared about her past, she ended up not showing up to her court hearing, and then went back to jail for 13 days. Why is it that celebrities never face much time in jail? There is not one actual celebrity who has served the time that a regular citizen would. However, this is still not the end; she violated probation again and went back to jail, for the fifth time.

Lindsay Lohan back in court for another hearing. AP photo.

Now in this present year Lohan is arrested for fleeting the scene of an accident in New York City where it was said she hit a man. However it was also said that the man ran right at her car! Of course with Lindsays’ past everyone would say, “Of course Lindsay hit him, she probably wanted to add points to her criminal record and do something she has never done before!” I would say the same thing.

And even in the past few days Lindsay Lohan was attacked by a man in her hotel room. Christian LaBella chocked her and threw her to the ground. Was he mad at her? Did she hit his friend when the man “ran at her car?” Whether you believe there is still hope for Lindsay or she was a lost cause when she first went to jail, I think we will be hearing about her for quite some time.