What is the Spaghedeity's true name? A name that all languages can use to refer to him in a common way?

The only indication I can find is in the 8th Condiment, where it would appear that he refers to a 'Mike'. Knowing that there can be no higher law than His word, wouldn't the invocation of 'Mike' in this case be a self-reference?

I will admit to not having perused all the gospels in their entirety. I understand that He's not that into personal contact, so I'm not mad that he hasn't answered my prayers personally, but maybe He has related something to someone else in this board?

After all, the Spaghedeity's certainly wise enough to not have a name which is really more of an appellation than a real name. It's not as if we want to use His name in vain, but even Yaweh's got a name of his own when he's kicking it with his homeys. Makes writing about Him kind of awkward when they're together. Easier to use their names in this case.

Actually, after reading the FAQ and the Not Commandments, I think I'll use "Monster" instead. Easier for me to use in other languages, as well. Otherwise, different spellings for 'spaghetti' cause ambiguity (MEV/MSV in spanish). Spaghedeity also translates quite nicely, but it's a mouthful in excitable moments.