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1st Gear: Lotus Names Mansory "Official Customization" Studio
We may rag on Lotus for their love of fatties and misguided leadership, but even the far-off concepts maintain some aesthetic charm. Unfortunately, Lotus teamed up with customizer Mansory — as in "Man-I'm-Sorry I Let Them Touch My Car" — to ruin what remaining advantages the company has. By Mansory standards (see the photo on the left), the Evora gets off easy. Here's hoping they maintain similar restraint with the Elise and Exige. Not like you could buy them here anyways.

2nd Gear: Hummer-Replacing JLTV Valanx Will Be Powered Ford Tough
Ford essentially blew off their bid for the Hummer-replacing JLTV because they wanted to build a better truck than the Pentagon would buy. The good news is bidder BAE Systems will be using the Power Stroke 6.7-liter turbodiesel out of the F-Series as its JLTV contestant Valanx's powerplant. America, Truck Yeah! The first person to put an "I'd rather be Strokin'" bumper sticker on a Valanx and sends us a picture is going to win a prize.

3rd Gear: Detroit Wants A Detroit-Style Bailout
Detroit Mayor Dave Bing is in ongoing negotiations with the City Council and Governor Rick Snyder over just how they're going to prevent Detroit from a financial collapse that would be somehow worse than the financial situation they're currently in. Some are comparing it to the auto bailout of GM and Chrysler, though Tom Walsh over at The Detroit Free Press sees it more like "the excruciating final days of UAW contract bargaining with Detroit's automakers." People in Detroit are so cheery.

4th Gear: 2014 Maserati Quattrporte Gets A 'Ring
It feels like Maserati Quattrporte has been around forever. Mostly because it has been around forever. The folks over at WorldCarFans have some great spy shots showing the new slinkier 2014 Quattroporte lapping the Nürburgring. The big takeaway? Like the CLS and A7, Maserati wants in on the coupe-like car game. Just give it a hatch. Please give it a hatch. I want a hatch Maserati. A Hatchserati!

Today in Automotive History: Toyota Founder Dies

Toyota Motor Company founder Kiichiro Toyoda was working for his father when he decided to start an automobile company. Borrowing heavily from American ideas, Toyoda's company (renamed Toyota for luck) created their own "Toyota Production System." Exactly 50 years after his death, Kiichiro Toyoda's company is one of the largest automakers in the world. [History]