Look:American Vice

We were just about to take off for the long weekend for some holiday shenanigans, when someone sent us this little buzz kill. Wired, always clever when it comes to mixing infographics with popular culture, mapped out the U.S. according to the seven deadly sins. While Greed seems to be big on the west coast, Lust, Wrath and Envy reside in the South. Gluttony? Texas, of course. Now, go have some fun!