Car!

Look, it has an up-up on the front radiator. Sadly I didn't knock any money off in the end; in fact I reluctantly paid a 2% surcharge for paying by credit card. However, I did get 12 months' tax out of the deal and he at least did an HPI check in our presence. The insurance was the real killer — the premium was not actually that much less than the amount they paid me in settlement of my claim.