Odd Pairings

Why do we care about celebrity marriages? Probably the same reason we need to check out animals that have been hit by cars – the guts are gruesome but at least it’s not you lying there dead. Okay… that made no sense. Ignore that.

So Drew Barrymore, who last married Tom Green for a few months, looks to be shacking up with Fabrizio Moretti of The Strokes. Hmmm… Tom Green seemed to fade into obscurity, are The Strokes next?

Okay, hooking up with a member of one of those “They’re Gonna save rock and roll!” bands seems like a good idea. Bravo, Drew. But this next coupling is quite odd.

Natalie Imbruglia, whose most memorable line is “lying naked on the floor,” is looking to tie the knot with the singer from Silverchair. How does that happen? I mean, he must be a really nice guy or something. Real funny. Gifted anatomically. Good for her though. If she’s happy, I’m happy.