ITT: This is why HR has me on speed-dial

(My team keeps a group chat going in Lync/Skype for Biz for whatever internal crap comes up)

my DiSC lunch & learn is at noon tomorrow which is when I normally come back from lunch
Manager: did you want to move to 1 instead? The only times they set this for is 12 and 1 PM i'm fine with whatever, I know she picked certain people for certain times based on their results, i just didn't want t mess up the queue around lunch time
joshy: Bedwetters are at noon. Ubermensch at 1. that only happened that one time
joshy: Yes, but you had to be in the bunk above me!