Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance.William Wirt (1772 - 1834)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Here are the best headlines of the year

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

3. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

5. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

6. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

10. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

11. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

12. Eye Drops Off Shelf

13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids

14. Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

16. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

17. Miners Refuse To Work After Death

18. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

19. Stolen Painting Found By Tree

20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

21. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

22. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

23. War Dims Hope For Peace

24. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

25. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

26. Deer Kill 17,000

27. Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

30. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge

31. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

32. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

34. Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy

35. Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire

36. Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood

37. Local High School Dropout Cuts In Half

38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

39. Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Good morning everyboomie.

The diner is open. Read 'em and weep.

OOPS!! I mean read 'em and laugh till you cry.

Hopefully.......

I'm really late for bed considering I have to get up at 3:30.

I hope you all have a happy day.

Rah Rah.....

joe

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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, GBC and Cailyn. Joe hope you're not to tired this morning. Ana your chilly sounds good1 Haroula enjoy your day. GBC coffee will be ready when you get back! Cailyn I put the coffee on. Have a nice day All!

Good morning Joe Ana Haroula Gail Connie Gerry and the rest of the Diner gang when you're up and at em for Thursday .. oh my, can't believe it's Thursday already .. sniff sniff, I can smell the weekend

Ah technology..the enabler for us and our nemesis at times .. wishing you the best Connie .. it's just a matter of time for me too as my hard drive is getting ready to quit

I have all but given up on my yard kid. Going to check the arrest records and warrants but he's been MIA (except for stopping by on Monday) to tell me he couldn't do my lawn and was sorry he missed last Wed-Sunday and then saying he would do it this Wednesday and NOW it's Thursday and still no show. I am tired of waiting for him. Today is the last day for him to appear. If he comes with an excuse or is a no show, I'm going to mow the lawn myself, risking life and limb.

Good Morning dear Boomers!! Joe, Ana, Haroula, Gail, Gerry, Connie, Soot, venus, Darlene, Sorta, L4L and all who come later!!! Ana, I have heard really good things about acupuncture for animals, dogs and horses in particular. I feel so badly for your relatively young and healthy boy!! Dark, cool and gloomy here but there are leaves on the apple tree, all two of them but more ready to burst open so there is hope!!! Busy day here with friends stopping by later so off I go to vac the mountains of dog and cat hair that so magically appear this time of year. I wouldn't have it any other way. Happy Gaming everyone.

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LotusLife is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Oh Merlin, please get better. It must hurt him terribly -arthritis is no fun. Does he have symptoms of something systemic going on or maybe just old age? I wish you both well.

Guess wot!!! There are 3 little green tomatos on my plants -they are doing well and healthy and enjoying the outdoors even though they are still in pots. And will remain thus due to the grasshoppers that will emerge soon but they look good on the front porch.

Mr.A. Ritis is still camping out here but appears to be weakening a bit. I'm due for more neurological studies May 3 and perhaps we will get some insight on this. My mother's family -paternal side- has been plagued with this thing for generations and anything I learn about this I'll share with my children -forewarn them.

sorta when you've finished your lawn -do mine- hahahaha

Just burnin' to play games again

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I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose