Whoever anonymously paid for my and Marathon Girl’s dinner the other night, we want you to know how grateful we are for your generosity.
While attending a Utah Jazz game the other day I was looking over the rosters for both teams and realized every player on the court was younger than me. It made me feel old even though I’m only 32.

Though I appreciate the tax rebates Congress and the President have put together, I really wish they’d do something about all the FICA taxes I pay. That’s money I’ll never see again.

The only thing harder than getting up for work on Monday morning is waking up on Monday morning and knowing you’ll have to drive to work in a blizzard.

The most amazing thing about adding 25 pounds of muscle in the last year is the amount protein I need to maintain it.

Big talkers are generally the most insecure people I’ve ever met.

The best way to get a membership to a gym is to buy one of someone who’s looking to get rid of it. Not only can this save you a lot of money, but you don’t have to deal with pushy salespeople.

I hate the two weeks break between the conference championship games and the Super Bowl. We end up with too much pointless hype and not enough football.

A journalist can be your best friend and your worst enemy.

No matter what you think of his politics, you have to admit that Barack Obama knows the art of seduction. From the way Hillary Clinton is reacting to Obama’s recent victories, it’s obvious she doesn’t have the first clue about seducing the masses.

The older I get, the more I dislike cold weather.

The best part of coming home from work is seeing the faces of all three kids light up when I walk in the door.