Thursday, May 31, 2012

Momma Q&A

Okay, now it's my turn to answer the same questions about the Hubby. Here goes...

1. If your hubby could change jobs, what would his dream job be?

Me- He loves his job as a graphic designer, but if I had to pick I'd say a professional fisherman?

Hubby-
True. I do love what I do. My dream job would be an Industrial
Designer. That is what I always wanted to do but school was a fortune to
get my degree.

2. What is your hubby's most irritating habit?

Me- Definitely hacking up a lung every time he gets done brushing his teeth.

Hubby- Yeah, it annoys me too. I have a terrible gag reflex.

3. What would your hubby's dream date be?

Me- Hmm...good dinner and a guy movie?

Hubby- An
overnight date with Holly sans kids. I could care less what we do or
where we go. I never get alone time with her so that would be most
important.

4. If your hubby won the lottery, what would he spend the money on?

Me- He would start his own charity and buy his dream car first, then travel the world and live on the lake.

Hubby- Yep. In that order. I would have the baddest freaking ride you've ever seen.

5. What is your hubby's most admirable trait?

Me- He is a very hard worker and extremely loyal.

Hubby- I
agree with that. I work like crazy but I don't mind because I want my
family to have nice things. I grew up broke as a joke and I will scrub
toilets before that happens to my kids. Don't believe me? I've done it.

6. When did you know he was "the one"?

Me- I don't remember the exact second, but I knew without a doubt on one of our first few dates. When you know, you know.

Hubby- It's really all about your game. Never pop your collar either. That gets you nowhere.

7. What is the one thing your hubby despises when it comes to housework?

Me- Picking up everyone's clutter.

Hubby- I'm very organized so clutter drives me nuts.

8. If your hubby was stranded on a deserted island, what would be the one thing he couldn't live without?

Me- His phone.

Hubby- A boat would probably be good so I could bounce outta there. Phone is good as long as I have reception :)

9. Who takes longer to get ready, be honest?

Me- Without at doubt, him. This would be his second most irritating habit.

Hubby- Does
it matter? Just because she doesn't have to work hard to be beautiful
she can get done quick. I'm old and slow. Don't hate.

Me- Whatev

10. Your hubby is sitting in front of the tv, what's on?

Me- He rarely watches tv, but lately he's been catching up on Breaking Bad.

Hubby- If
TV is on it would have to be Dexter, Breaking Bad or Duck Dynasty. I'm
not much of a TV person unless I am at the in-laws. The recliners are
too comfortable and the TV is right there so....

11. How does your hubby take his coffee?

Me- It's embarrassing to say (coming from a true coffee drinker), so let's just pretend that he only drinks DP.

Hubby- Embarrassing?
The Java Chip at Starbucks is just a small sample of what heaven will
be like. Vanilla Latte isn't bad either.

Me- See, totally embarrassing.

12. What is one thing your hubby wears that you wish he would throw away?

Me- UGH, that stupid camo hat my dad gave him. It's hideous.

Hubby- I
love that hat. For real. I never, ever wear hats. I really don't like
them but that one is on my dome every weekend. It's broken (thanks to
Lola) so I need to super glue it. Not kidding either.

13. What is your hubby's strangest habit?

Me- He won't drink out of a straw. That's just weird.

Hubby- For
any guys reading this. Drink out of a straw in the mirror and you'll
know why. You look silly. If you kiss the straw your lips goes in all
sorts of stupid looking shapes. I think men should be men that's all.

14. Tell us something about your hubby that most people wouldn't know.

The Momma

Part-time hairstylist, full-time momma. Should get paid for being pregnant because it's pretty much all I do. Never seen without blush (it just makes you look fresher). Is a bit obsessed with fashion on a budget. Cannot function until my 2nd cup of coffee. Has had every disease known to man (in my head at least). Talks about working out, but just can't bring myself to do it.

The Rockstar

Thinks black and gray are her signature colors. Claims to be a vegetarian. Is a very talented drummer. Loves showers. Is definitely "the boss" to her younger siblings.

The Jokester

Is our little fashionista. Has a smoker's laugh. Eats her boogers and thinks they are delicious. Is freakishly flexible. Shopping with The Momma is her love language. Hip Hop is her hobby of the month.

The Hubby

Graphic/Web Designer. Looks like Chandler Bing. Will never be seen in anything but his Converse, Levis and a t-shirt. Would go into a deep, dark depression if he had to use any form of electronics not made by Apple. Takes longer to get ready than I do. Quit drinking Dr. Pepper, lost 15 pounds and I'm still a little bitter about it.

The Bruiser

Acts like a grumpy old man. Pees outside as often as possible. Really loves annoying The Ethiopian. Needs several baths a day. Calls the Momma his darwing.

The Chunkiness

Has more rolls than Mrs. Baird and Sister Schubert combined. Is rarely seen without his bunkie/pappy. Has unhealthy amount of babying going on. Has broken pretty much everything in our house with his freakish strength.

The Ethiopian

Came home April 2014. Might be the loudest kid on the planet. Has the most contagious joy. Says Momma about 1,395 times a day. Finally has a forever family.