Hello Kitty wine is so 2010. (As if the modern day youngster does not have enough potential "Intervention" caliber vices to lure them off the straight and narrow...) The curious cartoon cat is now peddling four Italian-made spirits to children ages 8 to 16 legal drinking age adults with an affinity for pink, booze, and overpriced tchochkes covered in cartoons. As if Wendy Williams' show isn't making you say "What is this world coming to?!?" enough...