Do you know these people?Sunday, 27th December 2009by PC Plod''West Ham United FC are looking for your help in identifying a number of professional footballers that have gone missing in the last 18 months...''

West Ham Utd v Portsmouth: match previewTuesday, 22nd December 2009by Preview Percy''Preview Percy is still struggling with his rasping cough. However, we told him Santa wouldn't come to his house unless he wrote a few words about Saturday's match against Portsmouth...... ..''

Chelsea PreviewFriday, 18th December 2009by Preview Percy''Previw Percy is still struggling with a nasty chest infection. We, however, still don't care. So we forced him to take a look at Sunday's match against Chelsea in between swigs of Veno's...... ..''

Thoughts on Sunday's gameTuesday, 15th December 2009by Matt Porter''Walking away from St Andrews, I was struggling to decide whether I’d just seen a performance from a team showing the potential to improve or one that faced an uphill battle to avoid the relegation trapdoor...''

Bolton Wanderers PreviewTuesday, 15th December 2009by Preview Percy''Preview Percy is unwell. We, however, don't care so we dragged him out of his sickbed to have a look at tonight's match against the Trotters......''

What is the key to survival?Monday, 14th December 2009by Lee Byron''At the moment it doesn’t look like anything is in our favour for staying up. Every team from 8th down to the bottom picked up points on Saturday, apart from us. ..''

Zola looks at the positives Friday, 27th November 2009by Thomas Rooney''It is now two away league games in a row that West Ham have been 2-0 up early on and ended up drawing the game. It happened at the Stadium of Light in late October and it happened again last Saturday. Albeit in slightly differing circumstances...''

Every cloud and all that…Thursday, 26th November 2009by Lee Byron''With Hull picking up an unlikely three points against Everton (not to mention their turn around against us and Stoke), Blackburn seemingly finding some form with big Sam out of the picture temporarily, and Portsmouth with a new manager on the horizon, we are getting left at the wrong end of a points gap down at the bottom. The clouds are overhead, and getting darker...''

Upson needs to stand up and be countedThursday, 19th November 2009by Thomas Rooney''Two combining factors have resulted in plenty of speculation about Matthew Upson’s future this season. First of all, he has regularly been playing for England under Fabio Capello and therefore enhancing his reputation as one of the most solid defenders around...''

Everton PreviewFriday, 6th November 2009by Preview Percy''It's been a busy week for Preview Percy as he has a look at Sunday's match at home to Everton........''

Aston Villa PreviewTuesday, 3rd November 2009by Preview Percy''Preview Percy recovers from his trip to Wearside with a few words about Wednesday's visit from Aston Villa.......''

Where do we go from here?Tuesday, 3rd November 2009by Lee Byron'' Saturday night (that’s the time zone I watch the game in) was another week of frustration, and ultimately despair, with a sprinkling of hope thrown in somewhere in the middle. So where do we go from here to turn performances into results?..''

Sunderland PreviewFriday, 30th October 2009by Preview Percy''Preview Pecy took time out from packing for the long trek North to have a look at this weekend's opponents.... ..''