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So as previously pointed out, Matt offered himself as a pawn. Rachel and Brendon have been in the HoH talking about their options for what seems like HOUUUUUUUURS. Rachel's still in love with the idea, so when Andrew came up in the middle of their long-ass, kiss-face session Brendon OFFERED HIMSELF and spilled the beans RIGHT IN FRONT OF RACHEL. She was immediately pissed and Brendon packed up his shit and left. So she did what any mature person would do... bawl their eyes out.

You know, it's not enough that Brendon and Rachel formed their showmance 24 hours upon entering the Big Brother House. It's not enough that they slurp each other constantly.

It's not enough that Rachel's fake laugh might drive me insane. It's not enough that Brendon wears the apron and frilly panties in their relationship and is of such a sensitive nature that butterflies and woodland fairy creatures call him their king.

But they have to hold hands to take a nap? Seriously? Are you kidding me?