Would You Live at the End of Penis Street?

Residents in a part of the town of Hoylake up in the Wirral are concerned for their house prices and social status, after it was discovered that the layout of a couple of the streets resemble a man's private parts when viewed from above.

Carl Hodge, 45, a resident on one of the affected streets, said: "Since someone spotted this on Google Earth we have all become a laughing stock. You can't argue because it really does look just like a man's cock and balls." [Telegraph]