"so uhh simon after hitting this would you consider yourself a claim jumper?
"a what?"
"see its an interesting story..."
"ok nevermind"
"no really like say you're a miner.. say that i'm simon and this is my 50 acres to mine on and then when i go to town and get supplies or whatever.. you come over and mine all of my gold, then you'd consider yourself a claim jumper cause you just jumped my claim."
"Then i fuck you up?"
"well yeah if you could catch me or shoot me or whatever"

Forward

"if you can spell colby west in scrabble, you win, for ever" -me gusta inspirational quote

*Pollard for President
*Join the longboarding cult, where we are always rolling.......message me
*Shine on you crazy diamond
*I'm gonna burn one down
* You better take care of me lord, or soon I'll be in your hands

Its chill man. I know i can sound like im older sometimes, my friends always rip on me for it. I guess its cause ive traveled the world and have been forced into some pretty adult situations (like corporate dinners, black tie events...really gay shit basically).
- CooksCorner

^ bahaha i loved that.
"i mean... thats when everyones like ohh i didnt get the grab or he got the grab i mean just like photoshop whatever... wait is this thing on? i would NEVER photoshop anyone higher in the photo. EVER"

and his wrestling in teddybear crisis
"thats fuckin it..." picking up the tv.

damn i was just about to say the gagnier one, Im surprised no one said that one until your post.

"People suing ski resorts should be shot"-Scot Schmidt

guy-"How the fuck do you get that good. Get a fuckin job and a life. You can't be that good unless you do nothing but that."
Josh Berman-It's all some of them do
guy-"Oh, it's awesome man"
Berman-I've never seen any of that iron cross business but...
"Well, I don't know if there's a different name for it. Fucking, like this[crosses feet], skis up, grab on the back[grabs imiginary ski]. You make a big fucking cross in the air."
Josh Berman-"I've seen it in the magazines"
"Iron cross, they call it out west. They call it iron cross out west. skis, like this[crosses fingers], make a big fuckin cross in the air. You take your skis and cross them like that[crosses feet to show steele spence], you pull you leg baack up and grab[grabs pretend ski again].It's fuckin sick."
Berman-"Oh I've heard of it"
guy-"It's fuckin sick"
berman-"Crazy"
guy-"I've tried it. It's a hard-ass fuckin move, off a straight jump, but not not fuckin turning man. defineately not going up and back in. Fuckin sick. so that'll be pretty cool. So you guys are gonna slide the railing huh?" "on skis?"
berman-"oh yeah"
guy-"Do you guys rollerblade too"

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.