No Nyarlathotep Bumper Sticker

The end approaches yet again and while humanity is certainly doomed, we all know it's not for the same reasons that the world's more popular religions would have you believe. Don't be a chump and follow your neighbors into the apocalypse like a lamb to the slaughter. Slap one of these beauties on the back of your car so everyone will know that YOU know who really pushed the button. You can take solace in that while youre being harvested.