There was a military coup and Chris has been made Official Spokesteenager for the users of the DiS messageboards. That's why he's started writing things like "we're not saying that". Expect a lot more first person plural where that came from.

my mate Jack went to Kingsbury. I think he liked it, but that was years and years ago. Yep, Whitmore is in Harrow. There would be widespread panic/mobilisation if rumour got out that we'd be getting a visit from Copland!

for a posh vegetarian meal in London is Morgan M in Islington. They do a 6-course all-veggie meal for 39 quid. If you want to push the boat out you can order the matching wine menu for an extra 28 quid.