(12:12:45 PM) WASABI_POCKY: when i was a little kid i had this game w/ my brother called "you gotta be ready"
(12:13:01 PM) WASABI_POCKY: the idea was that you could act like you were going to punch your brother in the face but stop your fist at the last minute
(12:13:07 PM) WASABI_POCKY: and then shout YOU GOTTA BE READY
(12:13:25 PM) WASABI_POCKY: thats basically this guy
(12:13:31 PM) Aphal: the south

17:49:46 <SamWork> wanna see a joke i wrote tho?
17:49:50 * SamWork is now known as PorthosWork

edit:
17:54:47 <ao> i still have an extra mattress because im too lazy to get rid of it if porthos wants 2 stay here
17:58:56 <ziggy> yeah porthos can stay with us
17:59:22 <ziggy> then he'd only be blocking 2 people from the shower
17:59:24 <ziggy> and not
17:59:24 <ziggy> 5

23:44:19 <SamPhone> Sup
23:45:02 <SamPhone> What are you feeling better than most phonics and everything else noticed with audio latency
23:45:43 <SamPhone> can I dunno if it started snowing
23:46:32 <SamPhone> Gore is not responsible for the default settings for a cheaper smaller bass practice amp
23:47:01 <SamPhone> I'm preparing Death penalty for a bunch of winter shit fueled by alt tabbing
23:47:26 <@Porthos> what
23:47:33 <SamPhone> the divine secrets and everything else noticed that the game complains constantly

<ao|work> (8:50:48 PM) LumensAquilae: i used it to kindle my fire <-- this message paid for by jeff bezos
<@Porthos> why are you still at work
<ao|work> why are you still living with ur mom
<@Porthos> answer my question, mr yost
<ao|work> thats mr king to u
<@Porthos> ur not my king
<@Porthos> ur a baron at best
<ao|work> [give in to my foul impulses]
<@Porthos> 20% chance Trevor King-Yost dies!
<Phantom_Laptop> the yost king
<@Porthos> gonna usurp ur kingdom trevor
<Phantom_Laptop> u nothin but a pretender
<Phantom_Laptop> trevor is the one true king
<@Porthos> I'll do it
<Phantom_Laptop> the throne is his, by right of conquest
* Porthos has usurps the title of "King-Yost from Trevor Yost.
<@Porthos> usurped goddamnit
<ziggy> WHAAT
<ziggy> I come back to this
<@Porthos> Hello my wife
<@Porthos> I am the new king-yost now
<@Porthos> http://www.abload.de/img/wiiu-dies-in-the-swamxdu1e.gif lolol
<Phantom_Laptop> lolol
<Phantom_Laptop> all hail the new king: Porthos, first of his name
<@Porthos> Porthos I
<@Porthos> King-Yost of SoAWorld, Protector of Mexico
<Phantom_Laptop> Defender of the faith, and protector of the realm.
<@Porthos> and that
<Phantom_Laptop> an excellent gif, your grace
<@Porthos> yes, squire, I found it most amusing myself.
<+Kyyp> what just happened

<SamWork> today i heard some old ppl at the table behind me talking about how churches should pull funding from the boyscouts now
<SamWork> tears.wav
<ao|work> just take porthos everywhere so the old people have to listen to him loudly talking about islam crusades or eating babies or w/e
<ao|work> "i converted to islam but my son wouldn't do it so i had to have my servants kill him"

<SamWork> Cypher Raige
<SamWork> that is seriously the character name in after earth
<SamWork> is this a comic book movie
<SamWork> that name is dumb enough to be a comic book name
<~Kat> the story was done by will smith, it was directed by m night shyamalan, and the script was done by gary whitta
<~Kat> I'm not sure who's at fault for that name
<SamWork> none of them objected so they're all at fault
<SamWork> his name is egiar and rehpyc backwards

[22:48] <@Porthos> man
[22:48] <@Porthos> I conquered some land and took a young woman hostage
[22:48] <@Porthos> then I made her a concubine
[22:48] <@Porthos> and she died three days later of depression :(