How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun,
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.
How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.

I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum.
(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum.
I smell the blood of the asylum.
Hey you. You're such a pennant.
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a carvan sign,

But I still love you. Still love you.
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

Same old crap. They just can't stand the fact that someone can do something good without it being a direct result of their programming. It's something they can't take credit for.

Satan doesn't care if you elevate him above God, or yourself, so long as you are not worshiping God.Makes perfect sense. I mean, you can worship Satan by, first, worshiping him, and second, by not worshiping him.

Everyone who disagrees with yourr batshit insane worldview is a satanist! In fact anyone who isn't an exact clone of every other gibbering fundie Christoid is a satanist! Evolution, abortion, short skirts, cosmology, women's rights, dungeons and dragons, gay rights, rock and roll, Harry Potter, dancing, masturbation, blues music, other religions - all tools of the debbil. Your devil looks like he has a wider portfolio than your god does!

So, all in all you believe that around 70% of the world population consists of Satanists (counting muslims as well a you surely believe that they don´t believe in your god)
Maybe even 85% and more, if you don´t count catholics as christians or even exclude everyone with your special denomination ;)

Sounds like Satan is a rather successful guy. Obviously he was even more successful during the time of Jesus, considering the fact that Jews surely made up much less than 5% of the world population