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First collegiate game he booted a 77 yard punt NCAA Leading punter in 1972 with a 46.2 yard average 44.7 yard average for 200 punts during three varsity seasons Recorded a 93 yard ( Ole Miss – I witnessed ) punt as a senior. The sixth longest in NCAA history. Unanimous choice for All American in 1972. Southern Mississippi Sports Hall of Fame inductee in 1978 Recognized as one of Southern Mississippi's best baseball pitchers. Pitched one of only four....no-hitters in school history Drafted by Cincinnati Reds (second time), Kansas City Royals, and Atlanta Braves. Recorded 18 interceptions as starting Free Safety Kicked (then NCAA record) 61 yard field goal during a snowstorm in Utah. 1973 MVP College All-Star Game against Miami Drafted ( Oakland Raiders ) in the first round of the 1973 NFL draft. The 23rd pick overall. The first pure punter ever...taken in the first round. First collegiate game he booted a 77 yard punt NCAA Leading punter in 1972 with a 46.2 yard average 44.7 yard average for 200 punts during three varsity seasons Recorded a 93 yard ( Ole Miss – I witnessed ) punt as a senior. The sixth longest in NCAA history. Unanimous choice for All American in 1972. Southern Mississippi Sports Hall of Fame inductee in 1978 Recognized as one of Southern Mississippi's best baseball pitchers. Pitched one of only four....no-hitters in school history Drafted by Cincinnati Reds (second time), Kansas City Royals, and Atlanta Braves. Recorded 18 interceptions as starting Free Safety Kicked (then NCAA record) 61 yard field goal during a snowstorm in Utah. 1973 MVP College All-Star Game against Miami Drafted ( Oakland Raiders ) in the first round of the 1973 NFL draft. The 23rd pick overall. The first pure punter ever...taken in the first round.

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“ When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for an hour without moving. He said it was elevator practice. ’’ Cort Barker “ When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for an hour without moving. He said it was elevator practice. ’’ Cort Barker

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

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IT’S A SOUTHERN THING. CRAWFISH SEASON IS HERE !!! YUM-YUM OH, BY THE WAY, “ MUDBUGS ’’ IS ANOTHER NAME FOR “CRAWFISH ’’.