Baltimore Sun reports, A man caught watching a couple engage in sexual activities on the top floor of a Towson parking garage early Saturday morning pulled a knife and chased the couple down a staircase, Baltimore County Police said.Police spokeswoman Cpl. Cathy Batton said a 21-year-old man and 21-year-old woman were having a sexual encounter at 1:30 a.m. on Feb. 24 when they observed a black male nearby with his pants down.The man was masturbating, Batton said, and when he was noticed, the man chased the couple down the parking garage stairs.

Most importantly, I am confused as to why the couple would find it necessary to explain to cops that they were getting it on. Explaining that a masturbating man, chasing them with a knife would certainly be enough to raise concern. Now police will understand that the assailant was simply disgruntled when he was rudely interrupted during his free peep show. Even more interesting, The Baltimore Sun’s article title suggests that the man was wrong to interfere with the act…”Towson parking garage sexual encounter interrupted by knife-wielding man.”