We Do Not Like Your Pension Plan

The talk regarding our pension plans abounds. The
elementary teacher in me wanted to state my views in a different way. With that said, here are my thoughts based very loosely on Dr. Seuss’s "Green
Eggs and Ham."

We do not like
your pension plan.We do not like
it Treasurer man.

We will not
like it in a year.In fact it’s
something that we fear.

We will not
like it then or now.It’s plainly
something you shouldn’t allow.

We will not
like it when we retire.In fact we
think the results will be dire.

We do not like
the billionaire’s schemeIt does nothing
to help our revenue stream.

TRS knows how
to invest.In fact our
plan is one of the best.

We want a plan
to meet our needs.Remember this
doesn’t equate with greed.