My name is Jamey, and I'm living proof that children of
divorced parents are twice as likely to write bad poetry.

The crimes I have committed against the written word are both
grievous and
manifold, encompassing everything from short fiction to
haiku
to tutorials and character dialogue for various academic and commercial game projects. At the moment, this section
of the site consists primarily of the subset of my writing that has not been previously published elsewhere. You
can think of it kind of like
a Whitman's
Sampler, except that most of the chocolate has already
been eaten and the only piece left is that gross coconut-filled one that
everybody purposely avoids.

I may occasionally post something in a
slightly different vein just for the sake of variety, but
for now this space remains dedicated to collecting my assorted articles, stories and poems.
If you're a true glutton for punishment, however, there are plenty of additional examples
of my creative output floating around the internet - and if
my failed efforts to expunge the more cringeworthy instances
is any indication, most of these will remain a
part of the public record for the foreseeable future.