Nothing Says Happy Holidays Like a Threesome. Wait, What?!

Maybe you've heard of girls buying sexy clothes or lingerie to wear for their guys on special occasions (heck, maybe you've strutted around in naughty goodness for your man before). Maybe you've even heard of ladies pulling out a new trick or doing something, ahem, extra special in the bedroom as a treat. Well, apparently there's a new sex thing that's slowly becoming a popular gift these days: threesomes, y'all!

Maybe you've heard of girls buying sexy clothes or lingerie to wear for their guys on special occasions (heck, maybe you've strutted around in naughty goodness for your man before). Maybe you've even heard of ladies pulling out a new trick or doing something, ahem, extra special in the bedroom as a treat. Well, apparently there's a new sex thing that's slowly becoming a popular gift these days: threesomes, y'all!

Oh yes, you heard me right. A ménage à trois, baby. Forget doing something new for your man, we're talking adding another person into the mix too! Maybe this whole threesome thing is only surprising to me. Is it more common than I ever realized?

Well, not very long ago I heard about one of my guy friends being offered a threesome as an extra special birthday gift by his girlfriend (sorry J, no dice!). She was going to bring in one of her girlfriends and do the deed while they were all in their birthday suits. I mean, I'm no prude (really—to each their own!) but I was kind of in shock when I found out that people I know are doing this. Really, is this happening more than we all think? Apparently dudes are even asking for this sex act for the holidays (well, I guess it won't break the bank...). Who knew!

So, I was thinking that this could be the answer for you (not-so-shy) gals who haven't gotten your man a gift yet. Trust me, I think it will put him in the, umm, holiday spirit. Or, you know, you can just get something else that he really wants. Whatever. And, by the way, I totally went in another direction for J this Christmas (it's Mr. and Mrs. Clause, not Mr., Mrs. and that other chick). Happy Holidays!

Would you offer your guy a threesome as a gift—for the holidays or not? And, if so, would it be a friend or totally random person you're bringing in? Have you heard of anyone you know giving "gifts" like this? If this isn't your thing, what did you get your guy for the holidays?