Thursday, September 8, 2011

[PICTURED: L.A.'s political-corruption buster frowns on little boy's silly municipal ideology that is YET to work, in real life day to day situations. (See: "L.A. City Struggles to Avoid Bankruptcy, As Council Decimates Departments and Services under Council President's Tenure) But he always leaves you with a smile, and makes you feel all "warm and fuzzy," inside! Kinda like a fairy tale character. "The Shady Prince!"]

"It's official--I'm running for Mayor." - Eric Garcetti (9/8/11)

Meanwhile, Zuma Dogg say, this guy is a REAL problem. I mean, REAL, REAL problem. I ain't fooled by a nice tie and bullshit, hot air. THERE IS AFFORDABLE HOUSING THAT HAS NOT BEEN BUILT, AND FBI HAS QUESTIONS FOR HIS OFFICE, OVER IT.

AND I KNOW FBI IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT LAHD RENT ESCROW PROGRAM. And I've heard some HARDCORE NEFARIOUS SHIT THAT GOES ON IN GARCETTI'S DISTRICT, OVER THIS ISSUE.

So don't start counting your sissy-chickens, yet, kiddies. HE AIN'T GONNA ME MAYOR! NO WAY, NO HOW! (Sorry, it's gonna be AUSTIN BEUTNER...but this will be a fun little exercise ridiculousness.) GARCETTI WILL BE DESTROYED by media reporters when they start asking REAL questions about the situation of the city, and Eric ain't any good, when he doesn't control the other person's mic volume.

IT'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!! ERIC GARCETTI=ZUMA DOGG'S PINATA FOR THE NEXT COUPLE YEARS. I GOT A STEEL BAT, BRO! (ASK WENDY!)

Watch this blog post for updates on the FBI investigation into City Hall. Eric Garcetti was Council President, during the time of the allegations being investigated. And don't place ANY BETS till FBI leaves town!

Bookmark this thread. Garcetti ain't anything but a CROOK, and only ONE PLACE CROOKS END UP, when FBI is crawling up your ass!

[And then there is his record as Council president. Have you heard, the city ain't doin' so well...HE was council president, the entire time...and he AIN'T blaming this shit on George Bush!]