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My kid is an open book. He tells everything! He told his Preschool Teacher that Mommy & Daddy were mad at each other. She asked why & he said because Daddy farted under the bed covers & it stunk Mommy out of the bed... LOL! That's ONE that she told me. God only knows what else he's said.

Oh & he told his Kindergarten Teacher that he only gets cupcakes for breakfast. So one day he came home from school & said the teacher is very upset with you. I said why? He said because all I eat is cupcakes for breakfast & that's not nutritious.He failed to tell her about his multi course breakfast that includes cereal or a yogurt, fruit cup & toast &/or eggs. The MINI cupcake is breakfast dessert! He's a big eater for a skinny kid. So basically she thinks I'm the worst Mom!

My cousin sent her husband (who took daughter) to the drugstore for a few things.
He forgot what he needed and said to daughter "Do you know what else mommy needs from the drugstore?"
Daughter announces loudly "Maybe she needs those patches for her hineys!" (PADS!)