You know, it's cool for cats.

Trespassing

Warning. Trespassing is a legal term that can refer to a wide variety of offenses against a person or against property. Trespassing as it relates to real estate law means entering onto land without consent of the landowner’s cat. So don’t mess with Mr. Bowie unless you want trouble.

Considering the importance of your position, I would think the only landscaping around would be catnip and cat grass, Mr. Bowie. Maybe you should renegotiate your contract. The Head of HoB Security deserves only the best!