Sure, every carnival or sporting event usually has cotton candy. But, the choices are always boring pink or basic blue, and there’s never a pickle guy around when you need him.

Dilly Pickle Cotton Candy is here to fulfill your briny cravings. Although the cotton candy won’t provide the satisfying crunch of a real pickle, it more than makes up for it with fluffiness and sugar rush.

Dilly Pickle Cotton Candy is available from Grandpa Joe’s for $7.99. Reviews for the product are mixed, but the cartoon pickle gives it a thumbs up, so there’s that.

Someone who enjoys the mix of salty and sweet has taken the concept a bit too far. Behold, the Cotton Candy Hot Dog.

The culinary curiosity is brought to us by the Erie Seawolves, the Double-A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers. The plain hot dog, which appears to have done nothing to deserve this, is wrapped around a cotton candy ‘bun.” And, if that wasn’t enough, the only condiment allowed on the already sickly-sweet dog, are Nerds candies.

The Cotton Candy Dog was part of the Erie Seawolves “Sugar Rush Night.” We’d say they succeeded.

There appears to be one food item that had yet to be unicorn-ized, and now, Unicorn Pizza can be crossed off the list.

Brought to us by Industry Kitchen in NYC, the ‘pizza’ is round and cut into slices, but it’s actually a giant sugar cookie. What makes it worthy of being called ‘unicorn’ is that the rainbow cookie is topped with Pop Rocks, sprinkles, and cotton candy.

It’s actually referred to as ‘Pop Candy Land Pizza’ on Industry Kitchen’s menu — but, as we all know, cotton candy and sprinkles in the same place equals unicorn.

Although we may have already witnessed the apex of alternative Oreo flavors with Red Velvet, it appears that we now have a contender for close second.

Images of Cotton Candy Oreos have leaked, which means that we are on a fast track to an upgrade in the snack aisle. And, it appears that the creme-filling is both blue and pink — so the boys and girls don’t have to fight over them. Even though, both colors are merely sugar-flavored. Now we wait.

We don’t know how they do it — we assume they employ some sort of mad scientist — but The Grapery has created a variety of grape that tastes just like pink cotton candy.

The Grapery assures us that Cotton Candy Grapes, “taste exactly like the pink spun-sugar treat you loved as a kid at the circus.” Of course the grapes are offered without all of the teeth-rotting sugar and whatever it is that turns your mouth red for a week. Check out if the grapes are available in your area here.