Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you. Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince. Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...

Wear this shirt on a election day. If you don't think its message is true now, it certainly will be by then. Trust me, it's gonna get ugly and any possible outcome is gonna require a few stiff drinks....and keep them coming...for the next four years. AA here I come....

When you dig down deep into your American heart, who is the one person who has never let you down? The one you can count on to solve your problems and fix the deficit of your personal economy? Whiskey. Whiskey is there for you, to catch your tears. Whiskey is...

Why commit wholeheartedly to the life of a fitness fanatic when you can hit the gym like a champ during the week, but also eat (and drink) like an overweight king on the weekends? If you’re a “best-of-both worlds” kind of person, odds are high that you’re not only a...

If you're going to the gym for any other reason than an excuse to consume All-American treasures like bacon and beer, you're doing it wrong. Make sure everyone in that boot camp class knows you mean business. Beer, burpees, bacon -- the real business.

Be the first one on your block to show Donald Trump's newest campaign slogan. Get yourself a couple of these t-shirts and hand them out to your friends. Especially the ones living out West (Nevada, Arizona, and California in particular). I'm Donald Trump and I approve this t-shirt....and I love...

You made a bet that you could still do a handstand? Read my shirt. You told a girl at the bar that you were, "looking for a treasure" and, "Can I look around your chest?" Read my shirt. You got a frog tattoo right above your navel, with his tongue...

A t-shirt that celebrates what I like to call "the ole standby". The one excuse that can justify just about any action short of rape and murder. "Whiskey Made Me Do It" isn't a cop out at all. It can explain everything from why you got a bullfrog tattoo on...

"Here for the Boos!" The shirt with the a message that changes meaning the more tanked you get. It starts out a cute play on words. The ghost drinking booze...Get it? Then after you pound a few back, stumble into someone and spill your drink on the pool table, you'll...

Many would have you believe that Halloween is all about dressing up in elaborate costumes. Let's get real here though. Why are you really attending your coworker's lame party? You're there for the alcohol. Put on this shirt, fill up your red solo cup, and let everyone know, "I'm here...

"This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more 'Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its...

You and your significant other need to put on this t-shirt (that's right, order a pair of these badboys). Grab a couple of 12 packs, some fireworks, and Old Glory. Hit your favorite party spot and see what happens. That's called getting "Star Spangled Hammered". It doesn't have to be...

Ladies....let your t-shirt tell the world what your intentions are tonight. Alert all who hang with you, that you're a proud American who's planning on getting rip roaring tanked. You've officially been warned.

Before you set out on your Independence Day party quest, there's a few things you have to do. First it to put on this shirt and second is to drink four beers past your limit. Let's get red, white, and boozed!

Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can...

Were you aware that Corona Extra is the top-selling imported beer in the United States? First, why is the greatest country on earth importing beer? And second, who needs an “Hecho en México” ale when the world’s finest goods are manufactured right here in America? If you’re outraged, grab a...

"American As F Beer" Get the shirt that features the only beer brewed, bottled, trucked, sold, bought, and consumed fully in America. Now wonder they call it, "The King of American F'n Beers". Drink up you patriotic SOBs.

Are you American AF, but, with respect to old glory, look better in black than red, white, and blue? Proclaim it loud and proud, from sea to shining sea that you're proud to be an American while maintaining an all black and white wardrobe. Because black is bad-a** and looks...

Ladies, how American are you? American AF? Then let everyone know with this beauty. It's no accident the image resembles an all-American beer logo where America flows from a can. Cue the clydesdales, dalmatians, and pulling of heartstrings with furry friendships that transcend obstacles.