Comedy Central Message Board

THIS SCROLL IS A TEST. IT IS ONLY A TEST. HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL SCROLL IT WOULD CONTAIN IMPORTANT INFORMATION/INSTRUCTIONS THAT WOULD PROBABLY SAVE YOUR LIFE. BUT SINCE IT'S NOT, DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED OUT OF A SMALL PORTION OF YOUR LIFE THAT YOU'LL NEVER EVER GET BACK?