Long ago, when I applied, I heard rumors that you might not like my application. A few of my friends and classmates had been WL/dinged in previous cycles with competitive stats, so, because you were geographically closest to my home, I prepared a LOCI and diversity statement that I would send in case of a WL.

Time passed. Your prettier sister, Columbia, asked me out. Your rich, hot cousin, Harvard, has been emailing me three times a day. The school most like you, except with better NY placement, UPenn (You thought it was Columbia. In your dreams), offered me serious money for my attentions. By the time I got your waitlist email, it would have been too much trouble to search my hard drive for the LOCI. So while I stroll among ivied walls with a prestigious new computer for whatever prestigious offer I choose, the LOCI will gather moss on my old hard drive, next to my kids' cartoon collection. And you can put your waitlist where the sun don't shine - and by that, I do not mean lower Manhattan.

I must say, you really broke my heart. Not only did you take 4 months just to start reviewing my file, but then you ask me to wait a longer to see if any spots open? What should I do? I guess I'll have no other choice but to attend the higher ranked school that already accepted me and not pay the tuition of a T14. Oh the sorrow.

Gin

P.S. I would never have noticed you made decision if you had not emailed me.

Chorus:To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanfordand California sucks!

Oh mine eyes have seen the glory of the blog that no one reads,No one cares when you are giddy, no one cares for all you plead,You'd go so far to write about some aggravating itch,You narcissistic bitch!

Chorus:To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanfordand California sucks!

Chorus:To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanfordand California sucks!

Oh mine eyes have seen the glory of the blog that no one reads,No one cares when you are giddy, no one cares for all you plead,You'd go so far to write about some aggravating itch,You narcissistic bitch!

Chorus:To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanford!To hell, to hell, to hell with Stanfordand California sucks!

The only freaking law school in the State of Delaware... give a a damn break!!! A bunch of in-bred Dupont regects... omg was dinged 4-15 and honestly thank the lord for not raising the national debt any by attending this tier 4 school. I'd rather go to law school online and save $100,000 for my kids future.