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Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text.
Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.

Haymaker and The Vein return for a feast of cyborg-on-human punchfighting!

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