SNL Transcripts: Chevy Chase: 10/07/95: Fuzzy Memories

Jack Handey V/O: One time I was walking through the field behind our house, when this man jumped out and grabbed me. He was wearing a striped uniform and his ankles were chained together. He told me to get him some food, and some tools to get the chains off his legs. And if I didn’t, he would kill my whole family.

[ cut to young Jack sitting in front of the TV set, eating a popsicle ]