Chapter Eleven was the kickoff point for the Zombie Apocalypse, which gets truly intense at Mount Noble University in this update.

But first, tits. Because tits!

That's enough tits for now. How about some hot female fire-fighting?

Jordan Gast: You! Where's the fire?!

You're the firefighter, you tell me.

Jordan: Where's the fire, ma'am?!Brandi: Sorry, I don't think you can help me.

Take two!

Kacper: THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SAY BAD THINGS

Take two Valium!

Kacper: Where's the fire, ma'am?!Brandi: In my crotch. Why don't you try and put it out with your penis?

Brandi: No, I'm serious. How would you like to be my special friend?

So, clearly you're just marrying Bradley for his money. Actually... hey. Where is Bradley? You didn't...

Brandi: Oh, don't be silly. Why bother killing a man who spends all day either playing on his computer or lying on his back complaining about arthritis?

Kacper: You're the prettiest thing I've seen since I watched my neighbour's little boys walking to school this morning!

Cecilia: Explain to me again why we're doing this?Neil: Because you need to get fit for when the zombies attack!Cecilia: Explain to me again why you're wearing your general's uniform even though you're a retired football coach?Neil: Because I'm vain!

Cecilia: So... tell me how to throw a good punch.Neil: Imagine the face of someone who makes you angry. Like... try... that redneck dude on the Yummy Channel.

Cecilia: That redneck dude on the Yummy Channel makes me pretty angry!Neil: That wasn't bad, but I think you can do better.Victoria: Neil! Cecilia!Neil: Your stepmother's calling.

Cecilia: SHE IS, IS SHE?!Lightning: -strikes-Neil: We have a winner!

Meanwhile, Sullivan has learned to reproduce asexually.

Sullivan: Don't tease them, they enjoy it.

Fine. This is Leonard Murphy, Stephen and Abigail's latest hellspawn.

Sullivan fucking scares me.

Meanwhile, WHAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT

Melanie: This is a paid advertisement for the zombie apocalypse. Coming shortly to a Pine Valley near you!

HOW DID YOU GET IN

Melanie: See you soon.

:O

Yup, yet another new Murphy house. This one, though, I actually like.

The tiny ground floor is Abigail's crypt and workshop.

Brandi: I don't know who that is...

Brandi: ...but I bet he wants to slip into someone more comfortable!

Nice beard, dude.

Andrew: I don't hear her complaining!

So, you couldn't wait one more year for Cameron and Chelsea to graduate?

Andrew: Frankly, after the last three years it's nice to be dating someone who doesn't need extensive plastic surgery to look halfway human.Brandi: This isn't a date, this is a one night stand!Andrew: Six inches of one, half a dozen of the other!

Brandi: Is he gazing longingly at me?

No, he's asleep.

Brandi: Thank god.

Whatever she might think, they're not a badly-matched couple.

And that isn't a badly-matched couple either!

Moving on to singles that should be couples...

William: Get off my back, dude. We're happy the way we are! I mean, watch this. Sunny? You awake?

William: Blowjob, Sunny!Sunny: Okay.

That is pretty cool.

William: Show me a married dude who can swing that.

Curtis Pratt: The lady is with me, buddy. She's already got a cow, what would she want with a zombie?Chelsea: This date is not my finest hour.

Chelsea: Curtis! What happened? Did a cheerleader sneak up on you?

Curtis: I think this is one of those geeks with the clubhouse in the woods!Chelsea: Oh shit, don't hurt him! They're all rich kids with lawyer dads!

Chelsea: That was pretty impressive, dude!Curtis:Now can I take my mask off?Chelsea: And ruin the mood?!

Chelsea: Oh, come on! They serve hamburgers inside, bitch!

This date is starting to look like a really bad idea.

Chelsea: It looked like a really bad idea when you came up with it! Why am I dating the cow?

I honestly don't remember.

Ally Ternynck: You really wanna start something with me, snowflake?

Jason: Cheerleaders fighting zombies? That is SO HOT.

Word.

Melanie: Stick to the guitar, Chris, and leave the brains to the experts!

The Unsavoury Charlatan: Sir, if I might impose on you for just a moment?Gerard: Can this wait? There's a pink-haired zombie fighting a cow behind you.The Unsavoury Charlatan: Oh, I say, that's quite a good one! May I borrow it?

Chelsea: When did the world get so weird?

Shortly after you were born.

Oh, that's not good. That's not good at all.

Gerard: Zombie cows. Zombie cows, in my lifetime. Brilliant.

Sean: It wasn't milk! It was alcohol! I swear!

Chelsea: So yeah! Curtis! It's been fun, but I never putrefy on a first date. Bye!

At least now you have a reason to look like a monster.

Curtis: I hope she doesn't see me drop these off!

I'm sure there's lots of other stuff dropping off of you to distract her.

What I wouldn't give to read the note on those flowers. "Thanks for the fun, sorry I ate people."

Danielle has seen the future, and it definitely involves Prof. Grayson's grey matter.

Emmy: Brains?

Not if she's streaking in winter, Emmy.

Prof. Grayson: For the last time, Danielle, none of the pieces can move off the board, onto the grass, or into your mouth.

A captive's audience.

Prof. Grayson: Ahah! I won! Freedom is mine!

I'm not sure what led you to that conclusion.

Ash: Fuuuuuckk.... your braaaaaaains.... outtttt...

We already used that one, but I can see it took a lot out of you so I'll let it stand.

Emma: WEAR ME LIKE A DRESS

Danielle: Well no wonder he won, he used the Hyper Accelerated Dragon opening with a Creepy Crawly Formation!

Karen: I think you need a shower, Ash.Ash: That's pretty far down on the list of things I need right now, Karen.Karen: Not from where I'm standing, Ash.Ash: Then stand farther away, Karen.

Ally: All you're doing is making me mad, you know.

Ally: Alright, who else wants some?!

Cameron: Maybe you guys should come back over. Maybe you guys should come back over RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Cameron: Oh, that's just the sound of a half-dozen asses being handed to their owners.

Melanie: Where did she say she was?Don: Walk this way.

Melanie: Okay.

It had to come up sometime.

Did you happen to see a cheerleader go by?

Amaya: Yeah, she just ran past me.

And it didn't occur to you to follow her? You deserve what happens next.

Amaya: But I wanna play chess with the funny hair lady!

Melanie: Starting with a Flat on Your Ass Gambit? Risky, but intriguing!

Amaya: I'm just gonna crawl into this garbage can.

You do that.

Should you be twisting that far?

Cameron: There's gotta be some benefit to having no feeling in your entire body.

I'd thought Amar had bugged out when he died, but after seeing his ghost I tore the place apart and found his urn... UNDER THE COUCH IN THE LOUNGE. Is there anything you can’t find under a couch?

Cameron: Come on, you guys, limber up! It's time for my victory lap!Marylena: Can we pick up a snack on the way?Jason: Can we just do the snack part, and skip the whole "lap" bit? It's just that I think my left foot just fell off.

Cameron: Fuck it, I'm leaving you all here to rot.

Step 3: profit!

If only we knew what the first two steps were.

Cameron: The first two steps were the ones I took before my left foot fell off, too.Jason: See! I told you!

I still don't see where a money memory comes into all this.

Cameron: I got a bursary for my high marks.

You had high marks? After you spent all semester spreading the zombie plague to your dormmates?

Cameron: When you get all your needs satisfaction from eating people, you need to do something to occupy the time you used to spend sleeping.

I never really thought about that. And I was happier that way.

A traditionally hilarious transition.

Cameron: Degreeeeeessssss!

Next time: the body count rises, but is a cure in sight? Stay tuned!

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