Post by FuzzyWarbles on May 25, 2012 16:02:13 GMT -5

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

Post by billypilgrim on May 25, 2012 19:06:21 GMT -5

You younguns with your interwebs and your Spacebook and Myface -- you do so much social networking you never learn the art of making eye contact and smiling. But hey, I had to learn how to do that when the wimens libbers started objecting to being hit on the head with a club and dragged into a cave by their hair. So you can too! Eye contact and a smile. Write it down on your wrist if you need to. Just remember to blink occasionally and try to make the smile look natural.

Post by wolfmanjess on May 25, 2012 20:17:40 GMT -5

You younguns with your interwebs and your Spacebook and Myface -- you do so much social networking you never learn the art of making eye contact and smiling. But hey, I had to learn how to do that when the wimens libbers started objecting to being hit on the head with a club and dragged into a cave by their hair. So you can too! Eye contact and a smile. Write it down on your wrist if you need to. Just remember to blink occasionally and try to make the smile look natural.