+ Here is an article by Red Smith Award-winner Mitch Albom which makes use of the phrases, "Kids today..." and "Back then..." and "In my day..." giving him the 'cliched curmudgeon trifecta.' Also, the article is about twerking, so this one's really worth existing.

+ Eli Manning’s mom brought him a Capri Sun and rented him a couple of video games to make him feel better after last night’s game.