Zlatan Ibrahimovic is always good for a headline-worthy quote, but FC Dallas have responded to LA Galaxy star's preseason claim that he'll "break every record there is" as simply #FakeNews.

In a video that reminds you of those non-stop political ads -- complete with an ominous narrator and some slightly unflattering photos -- FC Dallas point how the 37-year-old Swedish superstar needs 122 goals to break the all-time record.