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OK, there is a fun part of this site. Back in the corner, near the door to the kitchen...

We're just starting a collection of T-Shirt, signs, bumper stickers, and slogans seen around the malls, fairs, and sports parks:

eMail us your favorites, if you can, include the source, date and let us know if it is trademarked. Won't be publishing names or sources, but if we ever do something different, we'll let you know. Mainly not looking for famous quotes or aphosisms (Dr Mardy does those the best)

Eventually we'll sort them by category, let you This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it., vote for the funniest. We won't be printing other people's shirts and sayings on shirts, cups, or underwear.

T-shirts:

I'm with Stupid - I May Be Lying• I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid • She Says I Don't Listen or Something Like That • I'm retired but I work part time as a pain in the but • I'm sorry it's my fault, I forgot you are an idiot • Tree hugging dirt worshipper • Be happy I am not a twin • Everyone's entitled to my opinion • What are you stuck on dumb? • I like your black & white world; mine has too many shades of gray • What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable • Women like the simplest things in life...men • A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle • I used to be disgusted, now, I'm just amused • You're not from Earth, are you? • Sacred cows make great hamburgers • If you're not an idealist at 20 you have no heart, but if you're still an idealist at 30 you have no head • Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person • I don't have an issue with you, I have an issue with the person who hired you. • My Family Tree is full of Nuts • PMS - Purchase More Shoes • Laundry Today or naked tomorrow • You just can’t fix stupid

Signs:

Love Deeply, Listen Patiently, Forgive Freely • If a life of Wine, Women and Song becomes too much, give up the singing • I am lost, I went to look for myself, If I should return before I get back, Please ask me to wait. Thanks. • Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you. • When wine goes in, secrets come out • Your lack of planning isn't my emergency • A Fisherman lives here… with the best catch of his life • Live every moment, Laugh every day, Love beyond words • If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard • Home is where the Harley is • Please put the seat down or my Lady will blame me • Friends Welcome… Family By Appointment • Life is full of choices… Remove your shoes or scrub the floor

Bumper snickers:

I'm not FOR apathy and I'm not AGAINST it. • Have you hugged your money today? • I cannot be fired. Slaves have to be sold • Do Los Angeles a favor. When you leave, take someone with you.

Wisdom:

If the shoe fits, ask for it in another color

Mingled Metaphors:

There's a flaw in the ointment. • We'll burn that bridge when we come to it • Don't look at me in that tone of voice • Let's roll up our elbows and get to work • Look at the camera and say "birdie" • Let me take you under my thumb • That's all water over the bridge now • That takes the cake -- and eats it, too • You're treading on thin ground • Before they made him, they broke the mold • We've got them eating out of our laps. •

A Little Rude:

You looked better on Match.com • I am a virgin - This is an old shirt • If you don't like oral sex. Keep your mouth shut • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Well, we hate to pick on a whole state, but.... Texas! Now it's an interesting story... take a dry, desolate territory, and discover a trillion dollars of oil underneath it. Yes, it took some serious capitalists, entreprenuers ,and outright geniuses, to figure out how to monetize that oil. But the other 26 million people living there don't appreciate that but 'for the grace of God', without that oil underneath them, they would be a dusty, dirtier version of Oklahoma - with a coastline! According to Forbes University Ranking, with 9% of the population of the United States, Texas has one university (Rice) Legal assistant cover letter no experience! Great investment there in the intellect. Talk about being born on third base.... (TSAW case #22)