You only love me for my big sunglasses and my Tony Lamas and my Dodge Dart classic
You said "I'll be Johnny and you be June and I'll ride with you to the moon"

Guess what? You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
You can't step to this backyard swagger
You know, it ain't my fault when I'm walkin', jaws droppin' like ooh, ahh, ohh, ahh, kick it

Oh, heaven help me I've been sowin' wildflower seeds and chasin' tumble weeds
But that's just who I be and you're just tryin' to slow this rollin' stone, but I'm onto you, babe

Guess what? You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
You can't step to this backyard swagger
You know, it ain't my fault when I'm walkin', jaws droppin' like ooh, ahh, ohh, ahh, kick it

You only love me for my big sunglasses and my Tony Lamas
I live in Oklahoma and I've got long blonde hair
And I play guitar and I go on the road and I do all the shit you wanna do
And my dog does tricks and I ain't about drama, y'all
I love my apron, but I ain't yo mama

Guess what? You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
You can't step to this backyard swagger
You know, it ain't my fault when I'm walkin', jaws droppin' like ooh, ahh, ohh, ahh, kick it