Welcome to the party, I'm sure you know just what to do, but someones bound to break a couple rules, so maybe we should review,
there's no judge umpire of official, ain't nobody gonna blow a whistle, and it ain't over till you see the sun, this is partying 101, but remember to have some fun,

But don't spill your beer, don't kiss and tell, don't lose your cool and get thrown in jail,
don't talk about work when you should be drinkin, cause this is a party man, what are you thinking,
don't get on the dance floor and act all silly, don't change the song in the middle of Willie,
and don't leave the party with the ugliest gal, cause that's a party foul,
Hell yeah, that's a Party Foul,

We got woman, ladies and players, hippies, rockers and kickers, the beer is good, and the wine is fine, but you know that liquor is quicker,
we got all night there ain't no hurry soon enough everything will be blurry, but try to remember all the rules from A to Z,
and earn yourself a degree, from the Party University,

Don't spill your beer, don't kiss and tell, don't lose your cool and get thrown in jail,
don't talk about work when you should be drinkin, cause this is a party man, what are you thinking,
don't get on the dance floor and act all silly, don't change the song in the middle of Willie,
and don't leave the party with another man's gal, cause that's a party foul.
Hell yeah, that's a Party Foul,

As long as you're here, you might as well be drinkin beer, and it ain't against the law, to stumble and to fall, this is last call,

don't spill your beer, don't kiss and tell, don't lose your cool and get thrown in jail,
don't talk about work when you should be drinkin, cause this is a party man, what are you thinking,
don't get on the dance floor and act all silly, don't change the song in the middle of Willie,
and don't leave the party with another man's gal,

don't mellow out when it's time to Rock, don't sit around and just watch the clock,
don't get to rowdy when it's time to chill, and get a room if you wanna getcha thrill,
don't start a fight, don't throw a punch, don't get the spins and don't lose your lunch,
and don't leave the party with the ugliest gal,
cause that's a party foul,
Oh yeah that's a Party Foul,
Hell yeah that's a Party Foul.