So, if you were sitting there thinking, 'you know what the world needs? more mouth-to-ass toys,' then this is the article for you. Enabling kids and adults everywhere to play the psychotically unhinged scientist, Dr. Josef Heiter, Geek Life has introduced a series of Human Centipede figurines for you to link-up to your sick hearts' content.

Coming in four different colors: flesh (obvs), red, blue and green, they cost just a snip at $17 each, which, if you think about it, is a small price to pay for living out a fantasy in a way which won't result in you securing a spot on death row.

The toys are available on the Japanese company's online shop, Geek Life Store, as of today, which means you can now officially connect as many mouths to anuses as your wallet will allow.

For example, if you happened to have $8,500 knocking around, you could make a replica of the 500 prisoners in Human Centipede III, wouldn't that be awesome?

If these particular toys don't tickle your fancy, luckily there are plenty of alternatives on the market. Such as...