Spoof news stories from Thursday 22 December 2005

(E-ONLINE) Christina Applegate, star of Sony's "Married with Children Reloaded" directed by Quentin Tarantino talked about her role as FBI agent Kelly Bundy saying, "This movie is a total departure from the original TV series&quo...

A website that helps scientists search for ET, by allowing computers all over the world, that are owned and operated by anyone who wishes to sign up, has messageboards on their site, that were "hijacked by trolls" yesterday.

When Minnesota born John Baxter first discovered he would never grow beyond 4 feet, it would have been tempting for many in his position to throw in the towel. One would have forgiven him for believing his dream of becoming a world class olympic athl...

Vatican City - Yesterday in St. Peters Square, millions were shocked to both hear and see that Pope Benedict XVI is Santa Claus. Wearing a white fur-trimmed red bonnet and a red cape with white underneath, Santa waved to his fans after making...

BAGHDAD (AFP)-President George Bush has admitted beating up Saddam Hussein after his capture in Iraq, and ordering his torture by his American army captors. Bush then promised to similarly beat up and torture any world leader who withholds oil from U...