I just realized that we have more “Resident Evil” movies than we do Indiana Jones movies. There is something wrong with us as a species, guys.

Anyway, during the production of “Resident Evil: ReciprocationRe-Edited Retribution”, there we go, a platform collapsed as extras were running across it, and resulted in what would be a wacky on-set blooper except sixteen people were somewhat seriously hurt.

Adding to the problem? The makeup was good enough that the medics were confused over which injuries were real and which were movie magic, something we suspect the production PR team will be exaggerating out the wazoo as we get closer to release.