Miley Cyrus is quite the musical little powerhouse these days, and it’s all thanks to her family selling her to the zoo that runs the Disney channel. Now that little Hannah Montana is all growed up, she’s trying to break away from her squeaky clean kid image and blossom into a full on trainwreck. But does she have the chops for it? Sure, she gave a dude a lap dance, but it was a gay guy, that hardly counts. By the same age Lindsay Lohan had already insulted foreign diplomats, gotten over her 2nd cocaine addiction and killed and eaten a homeless man.

Perhaps clues to Miley Cyrus’ future can be found in her lyrics. And where else can you find clues to your future? Fortune cookies. And what’s hard to tell the difference between? Fortune cookies and Miley Cyrus lyrics. Half of these are Miley Cyrus lyrics and half of these are fortune cookie sayings, see if you can guess which is which. Or, if you can’t bring yourself to care, chuckle at the way in which you need to guess which is which. Try your hardest, Hannah fans!