You know somewhere in California Mary Jo Eustace is watching this scripted fiction, vibrator in hand, hoping that it was true. To be dumped for such an unfortunate looking creature must be a hard pill to swallow.

I wonder if he got "intense headaches" when his previous wife confronted him when he was cheating on her with Tori? Seems like an avoidance technique, one the Tori enables ("See? This is why I can't bring this up. See what it does to him?"). They have some serious problems in that household - he has only himself to blame when it comes to infidelity.