Rick Perry Hand Turkeys!

Who is this Rick Perry? A better question seems to be "Who isn't Rick Perry?" He isn't Mitt Romney; he mostly isn't Michele Bachmann; and now, officially, he also isn't Herman Cain. So I guess that brings us back to our original question: Who is Rick Perry? The Hand Turkeys™ are here to help, sort of:

Ha ha, I don't have a "Rick Perry" tag because I've really been striving to not have millions of different tags. I only recently, for instance, added a "Michele Bachmann" tag. So I was thinking, "Do I need a Rick Perry category?" I decided against it, as I'm unlikely to write about him very much, and that the "incredible hairdos" tag would suffice.

Christopher.... Darn it, you beat me to the Pee Wee joke.As Pee Wee says,"Everyone has a Big But."Perry:"I'm pro-life, But... But I like to kill convicted convicts."Perry: "I'm pro-life, But.. My idea of gun control is a two handed stance."