A jose is a fuckboy,a player,a manwhore. There are so many more but the point is made.They are somewhat loyal but not really;they will cheat on you or flirt with other girls right infront of your face.Being bestfriends with a jose could be good at times because he cares for you somewhere in his heart yet you cant really tell if he means it or not.Being bestfriends with a jose will cause you fights, not cared for,him not fighting for the friendship,giving up,choosing others over you,not taking up for you in front of his friends,etc... When you do talk he ignores you almost all the time.You never know when he says love you back is true or not.A jose shouldnt be these things but he is. This Is A Jose...

The girl wondered why Jose cheated but then remembered his so called bestfriend warned her about him;no Jose is left with no one due to his actions.

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Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.

Guy 1: That guy Bob took my joke and now he's running it to the ground.
Guy 2: Man what a Jose

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Jose is the type of guy who is dark violent but so strange he meets new people constantly and helps people out alot. Jose can be selfish but Always there for you no matter what. Hes loyal and deep hes like a puzzle piece that never fits but u still keep it anyways.