Brand New

Obviously we agree with the Daily Mail and think all emo freaks should be collected together, imprisoned and forced to work the lights for the next Scooch tour. And we would go on a protest or something if we could see anything beneath the weight of our fringe and get this bloomin’ great blade out of our wrists! ‘Jesus’

is factually amazing and makes you want to nail yourself on to a cross of self pity and sing along.