Sure they’re are some great apps out there but there are also some apps that are just miserable pieces of shit. And you know what, despite that and despite reviews stating the app is a piece of shit, people still download them. Who’s the joke on really?

Pocket Heater:

No actual heat but does go in your pocket, that part is true. If you want an app that looks like a heater but does not heat this is your app. In other words you’re buying nothing. It also wastes your battery power, again for no real reason. Verdict: Bullshit is heating up!

Hair Clinic:

Generates radio frequencies that claim to promote hair growth: Actually does not, it’s a phone idiots. Verdict: Bullshit, shave your head and get on with your life asshole

iSteam:

Virtually fogs up your iPhone, big f’en deal. Should be called iSuck. I can do the same thing walking into my bathroom and I don’t have to push any buttons. Verdict: Hold on, it’s a little foggy. Oh there it is, Bullshit, next!

Zips

Zip and unzips a virtual zipper, that’s it. You have nothing better to do? Really, seriously? If you suck this much just send me a dollar and save yourself the download time. Verdict: hold on, unzipping it: Bullshit

FlickABooger

I guess if you’re 5 or younger this is funny, if you’re older than that and this amuses you perhaps you need to hand in your phone and go play with the kids at Chuck E Cheese. Sure, I’m a dumb guy, even I like stupid humor but this isn’t funny it’s just sad. Verdict: Bullshit. If you want funny put a real booger on someone, then I’ll laugh

I hope you enjoyed Atomic Gator, pimping my comedy Ho’s!

Do you have some stupid apps suggestions? Tell me about them and you could win a date with Tad Hamilton! Or maybe you could just write in the comment section and we could banter back and forth about how shitty the apps are.

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