Thirdly, you compared me to Omega Red. I would have given this a 4/10 had you not done so. I just looked up who Omega Red is, and he's a ridiculous-looking lunatic. I hate him enough for that already, but he happens to look like Zero, which elevates my despise by a couple more notches.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.