Winter is coming and you can hardly expect anyone to battle White Walkers without coffee's magical fatigue-fighting powers. Still, even in George R.R. Martin's universe, Starbucks wouldn't get cup personalization quite right. Reddit inspired this post by calling out Daenerys's true Starbucks name (pictured below) -- but we came up with a few more Starbucks name fails, just so she feel wouldn't feel lonely getting coffee by herself.

Here's what would happen if Starbucks came to the Seven Kingdoms and beyond, whenever a "GoT" character ordered a latte.

1. Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons