Badger: Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. (closes eyes and
thinks) Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second
is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage
compartment on the plane... (opens eyes) I'll tell you where
the bomb is for a pound.

Second Pilot: It's in the luggage compartment.

Badger: Right. Here's your pound..

(Enter a man with headphones.)

Headphones: This character giving you any trouble?

First Pilot: He's ruined this sketch.

Second Pilot: Absolutely.

Headphones: Let's go on to the next one.

Badger: 'Wait a tic, wait a tic. No. I won't ruin your
sketch for a pound.