Interesting. I've read a lot of belly laugh posts on this site, proper aching belly laughs that tail off into child-like giggles and snorts and usually I'm drinking a brew or a beer whilst doing so. Thing is, I've yet to spill a single drop of liquid (including sperm as I'm a lover of www.youporn.com) over my keyboard.

I also type like I possess fingers made of Downs sufferers foreheads but I've never broken a keyboard. Even when my youngest daughter spilled a glass of Lidls own cola (only the best for my kids) into the keyboard it still works fine. Where is everyone buying their sub-standard boards from?

As my dear old granny used to say "Buy cheap buy twice"

She also used to say "That's right son, lick me just there" but that's another story, one which may actually result in sperm being deposited along the qwerty line.