The Easter Bunny takes great offense with the idea that there's only 2 (technically 5) monotremes in the world. The duck-billed platypus is franken-critter and echidnas are living porcupine scrotums (seriously... Google their babies). Have you seen the size of the egg the Easter bunny has to crank out? Takes a beast!
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