CSB time,During this 2 week period where us seniors were done with HS classes, but had to wait until graduation, my friends and I imbibed on a lot of booze and pot and coke and 2 forms of hallucinogens. One morning I woke up in a buddy's basement with people passed out all over the place, and I could barely breathe. I realized I had a bloody nose, but it all congealed n my nose. I crept into the bathroom and was horrified that there was no tissue. This resulted in me picking out this major blood blog that tickled somewhere in my innards in close proximity to my stomach. I reeled out this monster that was as thick as my booger hook and twice as long. This 9 incher splatted in my palm like a wet rag.I wish camera phones were available back then. Because I farking won, muther fuggers. I won.

bring to a festering boil:"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.

Soon enough they'll discover pleasures that involve wiggling their fingers around in their other warm moist holes.

"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"