As long as i'm not the outer spoon, this could be worthwhile. NUZZLE ME! I am CUDDLY!

Ehh let me fulfil that wish. Pweeease?

Only if you don't have a problem with wandering hands and whispered conversation... and raspberries. I like to give raspberries, usually right on the neck if it's been too quiet and I want to mix things up.

As long as i'm not the outer spoon, this could be worthwhile. NUZZLE ME! I am CUDDLY!

Ehh let me fulfil that wish. Pweeease?

Only if you don't have a problem with wandering hands and whispered conversation... and raspberries. I like to give raspberries, usually right on the neck if it's been too quiet and I want to mix things up.

As long as i'm not the outer spoon, this could be worthwhile. NUZZLE ME! I am CUDDLY!

Ehh let me fulfil that wish. Pweeease?

Only if you don't have a problem with wandering hands and whispered conversation... and raspberries. I like to give raspberries, usually right on the neck if it's been too quiet and I want to mix things up.

Haha well... not gonna complain, sounds pretty good.

In that case, I'll think about it. After my alphabet song you promised

As long as i'm not the outer spoon, this could be worthwhile. NUZZLE ME! I am CUDDLY!

Ehh let me fulfil that wish. Pweeease?

Only if you don't have a problem with wandering hands and whispered conversation... and raspberries. I like to give raspberries, usually right on the neck if it's been too quiet and I want to mix things up.

Haha well... not gonna complain, sounds pretty good.

In that case, I'll think about it. After my alphabet song you promised

LOL this just sounds so funny. It's cheaper to go to a bar and buy drinks for someone, isn't it?

Not really, because then you're just buying someone drinks. Still have to make a pass, risk rejection and if the karma quarter falls on tails now you have nothing for 15-20 dollars worth mixed drink investment on someone else's good night. And that's just on the first approach. Multiply that by however many candidates it takes before you get someone to show interest. Bar pickups are equal parts Dear Penthouse letter experiences and frustrating failures. At least with this cuddle thing, it's like an escort service but the catch is no happy endings.