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2 for 1 Night

Never have I ever been with two guys in one night. ::drinks:: In my younger years, I always took advantage of an opportunity. Sebastian, one of my best guy friends who was also in the fraternity, always said to never pass up a chance to pee because you did not know where the next restroom would be. I applied that saying to sex. You never know when you will get the opportunity again.

I just started seeing Gary . This was before we were official. He told me he used to picture me while having sex with his ex-girlfriend. I never knew if that was a compliment or a creepy run for the hills comment. It was one of the first times we were going to have sex. He had his little hose at attention and ready to go for fun. I got on top of him. I was starting to rock back and forth. I had a rhythm going in the bed. I noticed his hose lost water pressure. It went limp. There are few things more awkward than a flaccid penis inside of you. The other problem is what do you say in that situation. I dismounted him. My phone rang at that moment. The song blaring was ‘Pony’ by Ginuwine. It was my ringer for Jase. It was perfect timing. I answered the phone. He asked if I wanted to come over. I said I would be on my way. I looked at Gary and said my friend was having a bad night. I told him I had to leave. He looked like a confused puppy. I said I would call him tomorrow. I grabbed my clothes and got the hell out of there.

I got to Jase’s house. He not only had a huge zucchini in his pants, but he also had a Gene Simmons tongue. Jase was like hitting the lottery. We all know big dicks can hurt if the captain does not know how to work the helm. He did wonders with both his dick and tongue. It was a glorious thing. We went a couple of rounds that evening. Jase had me in multiple positions. He more than made up for my blunder let down with Gary.

I do not always suggest double dipping in the cookie jar. Many problems can arise and you do not know who to talk to about it. Sleeping with more than one person at a time is not the smartest choice. I do not regret my choice. I had a lot of fun in my younger 20’s. In this case, Jase saved the day from my bad sexual encounter with Gary. No one wants to end their night with a limp biscuit.