fuck thatthese white ppl who live somewhere in my building or the building next door (same landlord, same big ass back yard) decided they wanted to celebrate the full moon this morning. . . at 5before sunriseby climbing up and down the fire escape with beer and food and shit

why the fuck are you thisclose to my bedroom windowyelling “yoooo” to your friendlike it’s 5 pmlike you’re the only motherfuckers who live herelike nobody matters except you

fuck youfuck your over privileged, bratty sense of entitlementi called the landlordi hope he tells you to stay your ass off the fire escape up here unless there’s a fire, especially since you do not live on my floorfuck youfuck youfuck youi hope you fall and break your leg or drop your iphoneor get locked out of the building and nobody comes to help you and you get stuck out back w/ the gangs of raccoons and possums who dominate the trash cans in this part of the city

*exhale*

i prayed for this apartmenti work hard to keep my rent paidi just took a serious blow financially trying to get in this jointi will not allow some inconsiderate dickhead white boys to fuck it up for mei’m (totally not) sorrybut i gotta pull your coattails on this oneit is not okay to abuse the amenities of this propertynot as long as you have neighbors like meand the next time you have a loud balcony party i’m gonna let the cops into the yardcuz thursday nights are not the same thing as friday nights. dickheads.

this morning’s rant was brought to you by our sponsors, the full harvest moon, the impending autumnal equinox, and fela kuti’s “water no get enemy.”