I remember a similar story a while about about girls in Sweden or Norway soaking their tampons in alcohol for the same reason.

In this story, I can imagine that conversation at the frat house:

"Dude, I totally want to bang a chick tonight.""I want to bang two!""Let's get wasted and have a bunch of chicks over so we can bang them.""Dude, let's get totally sloshed and invite the whole delta house over so we can bang them all!""Yeah! Or... let's stick a rubber tube up our asses and get wasted!""I love you.""Let's make out."

In another “prosecutors behaving badly” case, a New Orleans assistant city attorney waiting for his case to be called in an Orleans Parish magistrate court accidentally drops a joint on the ground while chatting with police officers:

Whoops. The 1,624 plants seized by police in the Canadian city of Lethbridge, Alberta—which the police had claimed was the “biggest outdoor marijuana bust” in the city's history—were actually all daisies:

I loved how his attorney tried to hammer home the point that his client is not gay. Never read anything that said he was or that it would make a difference either way; just a young dude not smart enough to realize injecting alcohol through a rubber tube into your rectum is a bad idea.

In a story that's both strange and sad, an Army veteran has filed a $10 million lawsuit against the federal government, claiming that a negligent VA nurse cost him 5 inches of his penis and with it, the ability to pee and have sex. A lawyer for 61-year-old vet Michael D. Nash says after Nash underwent penile implant and circumcision surgery at a VA medical center in Lexington, Ky., a nurse put his penis on ice for 19 hours, which resulted in frostbite, gangrene and, ultimately, a partial penis amputation, robbing him of "the simple ability to urinate just like every other person who lives in this world." The VA has denied any wrongdoing.