Sure, it’s easy enough to splash a bit of fake blood around or drop some dollar on a ready-to-wear costume (sexy Donald Trump, anyone?), but if Halloween isn’t the time to embrace society’s increasingly baffling cultural norms, when is?

The Dress

Is it white and gold or blue and black?

The most talked-about dress of all time set the internet ablaze earlier this year with competing factions adamant everyone else’s eyes were broken.

There are already several fancy dress versions available online (with some bookies predicting it to be this year’s number one costume choice), but you can fashion your own with a white t-shirt and some fabric paint. Be prepared for heated debate.

Netflix and chill

‘Burns’ don’t mean skin injuries, ‘making it rain’ doesn’t refer to meteorological omnipotence and ‘Netflix and chill’ definitely does not involve relaxing after a long day with a TV show marathon. Embrace youth speak and make your sexy intentions clear by donning a red t-shirt, scribbling ‘Netflix’ on it and wandering around with a bag of ice/polar bear toy/fridge shelf.

The Egg Master

The country gagged in collective horror this summer when a bizarre new kitchen gadget took social media by storm.

The ‘Egg Master’ claims to be the new trend in egg preparation – if by egg preparation you mean turning perfectly edible dairy produce into a slimy phallic nightmare.

Take a literal interpretation of this phenomenon by slapping a yellow circle onto a white t-shirt and carrying a whip, or for a more accurate portrayal, wrap yourself in cushion foam and roll around in a sewer.