In Mitt and Ann Romney's first interview since losing the bid for presidency in November, the former candidate likens the Presidential race to a theme park ride. The most soul-sucking, disheartening theme park ride ever:

"We were on a roller coaster, exciting and thrilling, ups and downs. But the ride ends. And then you get off. And it's not like, oh, can't we be on a roller coaster the rest of our life? It's like, no, the ride's over."

Sometimes people should win the roller coaster because they just want it the most. The full Romney interview will air at 2 p.m and 6 p.m ET on Fox News, in case you're interested in more metaphors from Mitt.