It was a normal day in the life of a saiya-jin.
Destroy a few landmarks, get into a few battles, and get home before your
wife yells at you.

Well, today wasn't the average
for Vegeta. Nothing seemed to be going his way. He could barely destroy
a condemned building that was falling apart. He then battled Goku. Goku
gave him a black eye.

Vegeta was miserable and knew
that Bulma would give him a headache when he got home. He also knew that
Trunks would want to spar while Bra would want money to go shopping, so
he just floated around for a while.

Suddenly he saw something
out of the corner of his eye. He looked down to notice a big, ugly, purple
dinasaur. Vegeta was out in the middle of nowhere and here was a guy in
a dinasaur costume.

Vegeta calmly and rationally
decended to the ground.

" What the ---- are you doing
here other than disturbing my thoughts?", Vegeta asked angerly.

"The ratings are going down
on the hit TV show 'Barney' so the sponsors wanted us to spice it
up a little. I figured a little violence might help. Kids would love to
see their favorite dinasaur beat the ---- out of somebody so I figured,
why not the strongest person on the planet.", replied the dinasaur.

Well, Vegeta ended up beating
the ---- out of the stupid dinasaur, the ratings on the TV show did go
up, people actually watched it, and Vegeta went home.

On the other hand when he
got home, Bra bugged him until he gave her some money, Trunks was mad 'cause
Vegeta wouldn't spar and knocked down a tree, and Bulma kicked Vegeta out
of bed that night.

Although Vegeta had a bad
day and had to kick Trunks out of his bed, he recieved letters from thankful
parents for months. Most of these letters were later burned.