GVSU Removed A Wrecking Ball Due To Miley Cyrus Posers

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Some Grand Valley State University Students decided to recreate Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” video, causing the school to actually remove their 1973 bifilar pendulum sculpture by Dale Eldred. The school administration said it’s, “given them a few chuckles,” but certainly not enough LOLs to stop them from spoiling everyone’s awesome, sweet ass, bitching time.

“We are reassessing the safety and structural integrity of the current installation and site. Hopefully the pendulum can be reinstalled at that location or we can find another suitable location on campus so people can enjoy it as a piece of art and stay safe.” Associate Vice President for Facilities Services Tim Thimmesch said in a statement.

How dangerous is naked riding a fake wrecking ball, really? Lez be hawnest.