That person is me. I just sit on my ass, eat a bag of Doritos, drink a 2-liter of soda, eat a bucket of KFC and and an entire pizza, play Xbox for 6 hours straight, and now I only weigh 140 lbs and I have a six pack. **** logic yo.

Took me a while to find the source. It is called "I have read, Mr. Azazel." but to find it you need to search よんでますよ、アザゼルさん。
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Well, my friend is 6'4, so I know what it feels like to walk under a guy like you. MAN I HATE YOUR WAY OF DESCRIBING WEIGHT AND HEIGHT
I have to google everything! It's so ANNOYING...Or is it just me that's stuck with meters and kilos?