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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Here's pretty much how my first day as President of the United States would go.

8:00am Swivel around in swivel chair.8:15am Take a stroll on the East lawn with the First Dog. Photo op.8:35am Place phone call.White House Operator: Yes, Madam president?Me: This is The President.White House Operator: Yes, Ma'am..Me: I just wanted to say that.

8:40am Get on Twitter.

HappyHourSue OMG. I'm sitting at my desk.McMommyBlog What's in the drawers?HappyHourSue Pens. A stapler. Stationery.TheMomJen I need Starbucks.Lisalicious What have you done so far?HappyHourSue The Bloggess wanted me to check into that Area 51 thing. They totally have aliens there. Don't repeat that.McMommyBlog Don't worry.BackToBarnwell No problem.Conspiracygrrl51 Our lips are sealed.TheMomJen Do you get an intern?HappyHourSue hold on, sending a TwitPic....

71 comments:

THIS is the reason I love you so much and I'm not even feeling left out of the twitter conversation because I'd be at MY work in the health room... I have a defibrilator and know how to use it JUST IN CASE Joe actually became your intern!!!

Well, if you mean that I'm in the next door twittering, then yeah, because if you became Pres, you know I'd get the hell out of Barnwell and Charleston and White House it too. I want to be in charge of the scheduling from now on, though.

I see you forgot to include the Twitter bowling tournament at 10AM in the private bowling alley. And, the Twitter Pinata (Kim Jung's head, today) smashing contest around 1PM just to vent frustrations.

Oh, and how could you forget golf cart tag on the south lawn at 3PM!!??