GCM

Oh how i,ll chuckle when new liarbore supporting champagne socialist Robinsons new Mrs wakes up in a few years time only to discover that laid next to her still firm thirty something body is a withered old man.
Cue quicky divorce after this epiphany.

LE

LE

For shame all of you cynics. I'm sure she always dreamed of marrying an ugly as fuck, fat pygmy twice her age, just like any little girl. At least his kids from the first marriage will be have something to talk to her about being the same age and all.