Went to Birthday Bash.....had an awesome time aside from all the nasty fat chicks in not enough clothes......but I have the sun burn from hell on my face despite numerous reapplications of sunscreen....guys at work are going to call me names FML

Went to Birthday Bash.....had an awesome time aside from all the nasty fat chicks in not enough clothes......but I have the sun burn from hell on my face despite numerous reapplications of sunscreen....guys at work are going to call me names FML

On the rare occasion I am a passenger in a vehicle with a female driver I wonder if people think that I have a DUI.

My buddy lives about a mile away. The other day he rode a shitty old 20" pedal bike to my my house and said almost every car was either a hot chick or someone he went to high school with, probably thinking that was his primary vehicle, lol

I always want to smack the people who think it's weird, crazy and wrong because I pick a public location to sell them a firearm. Mother fucker why the hell do you think it's okay to want to do the deal in my house? I don't fucking know you.