theformerclarity: I love German last names.biscuiteatingsob: You should marry a gay German!biscuiteatingsob: They've got good chocolate.theformerclarity: Word.

Now that we're all going to hell, I announce something!

ASK LEE QUESTIONS!

Go ahead, do it. It can be a question about me, or anything at all. In case of the first, I will be as honest as possible without landing me on federal watch lists (if the convo up there didn't do it, anyway). In case of the latter, I shall try my hardest to be hilarious. Have at you!