BRADYFAN RETURNS WITH ‘MR. TOMLINSON’

The second half of the NFL season was just a little less whimsical without the work of BradyFan83 — it's been a while since Rob Bironas's tribute — but he's come back from whatever offline world he was visiting to bring us an ode to the Chargers' LaDainian Tomlinson set to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson." Granted, nothing will ever top "Brady," but BF is still less rusty than I would be after a three-month layoff.

Oh man, a three-month layoff sounds awesome. What do I have to do around here to get fired? All I do is swear and look at naked chicks all day. What kind of backwards job is this?

I've found that racial slurs and sexual harassment will get you shitcanned very quickly in most places of employ. Here, however it will probably just incite flamewars and get Doogie all sorts of turned on.

By: doogieinrichmond

01.25.2008 @ 10:31 AM

@WSW-I will get turned on, of course in the sexual harrasment arena, but on the racial slurs, broad stroke it. I hate everybody. Thank you dad!!

By: Liquid Amnesia

01.25.2008 @ 10:39 AM

Last night I drempt I lost a pickup basketball game to a drifter/hobo. I then killed him with a large rock and buried the remains behind a house in a garden. Then proceeded to become a overnight trucker to avoid the law. Does this mean I belong here? Or is that like one pedophile asking another if it's ok to work at Chuck E. Cheeses?

By: Pauly

01.25.2008 @ 10:46 AM

@Liquid

It means you have to stop watching The First 48 and Sportscenter before you go to sleep. Buuut, if you got a hooker in the trunk, your welcomed with open arms.

By: Punch Rockgroin

01.25.2008 @ 10:48 AM

"at least one AFC West back can play"…

Fargas did pretty good…

By: Tim

01.25.2008 @ 10:56 AM

Good old Four Win Fargas

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By: Liquid Amnesia

01.25.2008 @ 11:10 AM

@ Pauly

Thanks for the reminder, I've got a "package" in the trunk I need to drop off somewhere before the weather gets warm. It'll look like natural causes… if the coroner thinks a curling iron sticking out of her ass is natural causes. (Hope I don't offend anyone)

By: Enrico Pallazzo

01.25.2008 @ 11:24 AM

Carl > BradyFan83

By: Alex

01.25.2008 @ 12:38 PM

I prefer Mr. Wendal.

By: Tom Cruised

01.25.2008 @ 12:43 PM

Bookends

By: JonathanWK

01.25.2008 @ 1:57 PM

As a big Bradyfan83 fan, I felt this wasn't quite up to his standards, nowhere near in the ballpark of "Brady", or his underappreciated masterpiece "Kick Me Nedney", but it still was nice to hear from him again, and I'm glad he saved the best line for last. Rhyming Super Bowl with Vizio? GENIUS!