Sister
Brigid was teaching her young students one day and she asked
each of them what they would like to be when they grew up.
She came to a little girl who responded, "When I grow
up I want to be a prostitute."

Shocked, good Sister Brigid fainted on the spot. Her students
rushed to revive her. When she came around, Sister asked
the little girl, "What did you say you wanted to be
when you grew up?" The little girl replied, "A
prostitute."

"Oh thank goodness," the relieved nun replied
"I thought you said a Protestant."