Or Donny
The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.

"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"

"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"

A mecca for Chavs. In the warm seasons July - September you will find Chav scum making the hefty pilgrimage from surrounding areas such as Hull to beg for cigarettes in the wold famous 'Frenchgate' centre.... Also the birth place of the Sovereign ring.

A small town in South Yorkshire. Known for being full lots of small mining villages who still complain endlessly about Thatcher to this day and a large collection of scumbags, both UK and mostly non UK nationals.

1. Ey up, lets get down t' Working Men's Club an pretend our opinion matters while badmouthin' Tories!

2. Just visit the lovely town center to be greeted by streets filled to the brim with non-UK nationals, various homeless centers that everyone in Doncaster seems to have lived in at some point, and the meeting point of the town - The Jobcentre (only averaging three fights per day - best figures ever!!)