Fargo, ND – Since 2002 the Fargo School Board has had an Anti-Bullying policy in place. This policy consisted of rewarding bullies and punishing the victims. It promoted such nonsense as “Walking or running away,” “Turning the other cheek,” and “Just lay there and let them beat you up.” The school board has now changed it’s stance and will implement a new anti-bullying policy.

This new policy will implement a number of different things. One is requiring students to attend classes such as “MAN THE FUCK UP” and “KICK FUCKING ASS.” Another is allowing children as young as six to carry weapons such as grenades, machine guns, and anti-tank weapons. Lastly, the school board will implement mixed martial arts cages in every school gym around the city.

The school board will likely move forward with this new policy in the next couple weeks.

Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.