The hair. When your hair’s all over the place (like your thought processes), it’s hard to pick just one do-it-all product. Instead, we’d say go for a Mexican gardener’s hat and cover it up (great SPF protection too, if you’re campaigning outdoors in California and Florida soon).

The redness. Often due to inflammation, a short temper can play havoc with one’s complexion, so this calls for a complete coverage type product and DT has lots of places to shop near Trump Tower, like Barneys New York. A year at a silent retreat can do wonders for one’s temperament.