LBS Nut Bag

Marcus Jordan is in the news again, but this time it’s not for accidentally propositioning an adult film star over Twitter. Instead, Jordan was arrested early Sunday morning for causing a disturbance in front of an Omaha, Neb. hotel. He was in town to watch friend Conor Dwyer compete in the Olympic Swim Trials. According…Read More

There are ways to get DUIs, and there are ways to get DUIs. Justin Blackmon is only 22, but he’s already doing his best to hit all ends of the spectrum. The Jaguars’ first-round draft pick received his second DUI when police pulled him over on Sunday for driving 25 mph over the speed limit….Read More

Of every Halloween that ever existed, Patriots receiver Julian Edelman picked the one where he’d be arrested to dress up as a cop. Honestly, sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Edelman was arrested for indecent assault outside of a club early Tuesday. He allegedly reached under a woman’s Halloween costume and grabbed her in an…Read More

Cristiano Ronaldo is handsome. He is rich. He is also one of the best soccer players in the world. But you know what bro? Just because you have a lot going for you doesn’t mean you have to remind others of it. The Real Madrid player spoke after a recent game against Dinamo Zagreb and…Read More

Pablo Sandoval does not have a wax figure but that doesn’t mean he can’t look like one. The Giants had a day off Monday and Kung Fu Panda decided to get a makeover. He asked his twitter followers for haircut suggestions and opted for corn rows. The barber may also have doubled as a beautician…Read More

If there’s anything to be said about timing, Michael Beasley knew what he was doing when he was cited for possession of marijuana after being pulled over for speeding last week in Minnesota. Officers found a little more than a half-ounce of weed in his car — grass he said belonged to a friend —…Read More

Bryce Harper is a wildly talented ballplayer, someone who’s beautiful swing and natural power rivals that of Josh Hamilton. He has the rare talent to be able to hit four home runs in a single junior college game. When you’re as good as he is, your bat does your talking. Unfortunately the immature and cocky…Read More

At some point on Tuesday night, the discussion about the NBA draft lottery shifted away from the Cleveland Cavaliers winning two of the top four picks in the draft to David Kahn’s humorous accusation. Kahn, the Timberwolves GM, is known for making asinine remarks such as his assertion that Darko Milicic was similar to Chris…Read More