Wednesday, January 19, 2011

(If you recognize the title, it says more about me than I want to admit)

Okay, if you're a cocaine fiend, I know you're not particularly discriminating in what's going up your nose. I mean, you have to make sure it's not talcum powder or drain opener, but I don't think you're going to care if there's a little salt or flour or whatever.

On the other hand, breaking into a house and stealing just ANY powder to snort isn't a good idea.

The exceptional specimen of young adulthood pictured with the article appears to be very stoned. Perhaps, though, he's just trying to appear tough in the mugshot while the cops are laughing their asses off.What a herd of tools!

Well, now they have the spirit of the man and the dogs inside them. They're gonna need Chef's parents to get the spirits out. Don't forget the victim dogs, and don't let them tell you stories about the Loch Ness Monster.

True story - My stepfather took me to see that movie a kabillion years ago when I was in high school. Oddly enough the theater that we saw it at burnt to the ground last year. That was the only movie I ever saw at that particular theater. Weird huh?

...there are a number of people out there who will try ANYTHING if they think it'll get them high. And not all of 'em are already addicted to anything or hardcore drug users. Smoke scrapings of banana peels? Snort funeral ashes? (In the late 90s there was a rash of urn thefts when a rumor went around that this, specifically, got you high). Drinking a lava lamp? Yup, that too had a rumor that it got you high.

Welcome to my whining!

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