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Sunday, March 11, 2018

I think I’m back, but I’m really not sure.I’ve been wanting to share my latest audio books, but I keep forgetting.Tangent time: “I keep forgetting” by the Doobie Brothers.I’ve been listening to a lot of Norm Macdonald. Oh my god, he’s the funniest guy! Who else can take a super sensitive subject like rape and having you laughing out loud?You really need to get his book “Based on a True Story”.

I’ve spent my entire life trying to figure it all out. You know, the meaning of our lives. Where did we come from, where are we going, and all that shit. I’ve never been too good at religion, but I did give it a good try. Hopefully, if I’m wrong, I’ll get some credit for trying. But I think I finally figured it out!!! And it was was right in front of my face all the time! We are a Netflix original series in the future!!! Let me explain... Have you watched Sienfield? Almost every episode was created around a real life story that happened to Larry David. In fact, part of the reason for him to leave the show midway was because he felt he was running out of his stories.Ok... so real life stories (according to Larry and Jerry) are the funniest. Did I go off on a tangent here? Excuse me, I’ve had a few glasses of wine. Ok let’s get back... Your life is a story about nothing, just like Seinfeld was a show about nothing. Some of our lives are interesting, some are BORING! (But let’s just let the future audience rate us)Ok sorry, we are human, but we are really stories about nothing. And the good ones are being watched as entertainment in the future as a Netflix originals series. Philosophy? No way, not me!