Ever since I was a young boy,I've played the silver ball.From Soho down to BrightonI must have played them all.But I ain't seen nothing like himIn any amusement hallThat deaf dumb and blind kidSure plays a mean pinball !

He stands like a statue,Becomes part of the machine.Feeling all the bumpersAlways playing clean.He plays by intuition,The digit counters fall.That deaf dumb and blind kidSure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizardThere has got to be a twist.A pinball wizard,S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it?I don't know!What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractionsCan't hear those buzzers and bells,Don't see lights a flashin'Plays by sense of smell.Always get some replay,'Ve never seen him fall...That deaf dumb and blind kidSure plays a mean pinball.

I thought I wasThe Bally table king.But I just handedMy pin ball crown to him.

Even my usual tableHe can beat my best.His disciples lead him inAnd he just does the rest.He's got crazy flipper fingersNever seen him fall...That deaf dumb and blind kidSure plays a mean pinball !