Michelangelo’s canvas was the Sistine Chapel. In Gaithersburg, Md., they use toilets.

Entries at this year’s toilet-decorating contest at the 58th annual Montgomery County Agricultural Fair included the “Toilet Bowl,” with a college football-game theme, and “Dairy News,” with a cow puppet reading a moos-paper.

The winner was the “Camp Stinkalot Scouthouse,” a brown toilet made to look like an outhouse with a plastic vine and fake snake.

An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sex life, the Times of India reported.

The 24-year-old man admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men.

A Philippine judge who claimed to have psychic powers and communicated with imaginary “dwarf friends” has lost his appeal to keep his job.

Judge Florentino Floro, who presided over a suburban Manila court, was fired on “administrative grounds” after he failed a psychiatric test ordered by the supreme court.

A woman from the aptly named town of Cowes, on Britain’s Isle of Wight, had a brush with death when a calf plummeted from a cliff and landed where she had just been sunbathing.

Sally Brown had gotten up for a dip and was returning for her body board when she heard a thud nearby.

“I turned around and this cow was flying down the cliff to where my body board had been a few seconds before,” Brown said.

You’ve got mail, they’ve got issues.

Two German women complaining via office e-mail about their partners’ poor sex drives found the details of their private lives broadcast to thousands after one of them hit the wrong button.

The e-mails were sent by accident to other government agencies, and then across Germany.