I think I remember Purple Rain. Think it was Apollonia Kotero in it. No one could act, but she has cow eyes and big tits, so I suppose a lot of little 1984 boys busted a nut jacking off to Purple Rain or while feeling up the greasy cheerleader hosebag out in front of her parents house as they were going at it watching the live porn through the picture window.

Prince was hardly a legend. I hardly doubt Wormwood on the horizon is worthy of the same Drudge siren for purple color font.........at least now I know what Matt Drudge was doing during Purple Rain, along with all of these other jam heads.

I only would have liked Prince to have met his maker being dragged through Minnesota streets by the 100,000 Somali terrorists there. It would have seemed more fitting than just spewing in an elevator, locked behind his ivory towers.

May the Minnesota sound machine die the death as I had an experience with them once and they are even more vile than LA.