Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I went to the google.com, and entered in my first name followed by the word "needs". I found the results amusing. Here are ten hits (these are the direct quotes; well, except for the actual name part):

~j. needs a job so she can buy one of these.

~j. needs to find herself a baller.

~j. needs to do some more kegels to keep it in.

~j. needs to see herself as a good reader.

~j. needs to experience and expect success with her literacy.

~j. needs an adoptive family who understands the developmental issues related to Fragile X Syndrome and who are ready to support ~j. in reaching her full potential.

~j. needs a G-String (For Her Old Guitar)

~j. needs to learn how to control her legs and arms and we have special exercises for that.

~j. needs a patient, loving, kind home (please note that she cannot be left unattended with other pets but does well when supervised).

Well ~j, you shouldn't worry about being Hitler because I just proved this test to be wholly and entirely inaccurate.

I am, apparently, Mother Theresa.

No, I most certainly am not. Therefore, neither could you possibly be Hitler.

In regards to your other fun suggestion for me to avoid doing yesterday's dishes: I have to say I’ve done this before and I find it rather amusing. Because I am a woman of few needs (either that or I have an unusual name…).

Dalene needs to sit in the front so I can fix her hair. (Truer words were never spoken.)