A State-by-State Guide to How Long Guys Last in Bed

You know the concept of a quickie? (Here are 8 great places to have one, BTW.) Well, according to some new statistics, we might need to just start calling all sex quickies. Because, um, the average length of time for doing it would not exactly put a dent in your plans for the day.

Spreadsheets, which you might remember as the app that measures your bedroom performance, has quantified the statistics of 10,000 users to make a U.S. map according to the average sack session. And, um, let's just say, if you're getting seven minutes in heaven, consider yourself lucky. Here are the 10 states with the longest times. The longest, you guys:

New Mexico (7:01)

West Virginia (5:38)

Idaho (5:11)

South Carolina (4:48)

Missouri (4:22)

Michigan (4:14)

Utah (3:55)

Oregon (3:51)

Nebraska (3:47)

Alabama (3:38)

More than half the states were under the three-minute mark, with Alaska taking the title of quickest state in the land with an average time of 1:21.

Granted, this just measures actual intercourse, not including foreplay, which could make significant difference. And it might be worth nothing that it measures the length of time among only the type of people who would bring an app into their bed. So, take it all with a grain of salt, but if you want to see where your state falls on the scale, click here for a color-coded map and a full list of all the rankings.