Welcome to my nightmareWelcome to my breakdownI hope I didn't scare youThat's just the way we are when we come downWe sweat and laugh and scream here 'cuz
life is just a dream hereYou know inside you feel right at home here

Welcome to my breakdownWhoaYou're welcome to my nightmareYeah

Welcome to my nightmareI
think you're gonna like itI think you're gonna feel that you belongWe sweat laugh and scream here'cuz life is just a dream hereYou know inside you feel right at home hereWelcome to my nightmareWelcome to my breakdownYeah

Devil's Food

Get ready for the ladyShe's gonna be a treatSimmer slightly 'til readyMake her soft tooMake her sweet

I kiss the tears off from your chestI felt the
poison fright that's in your breathI knew your precious life and I know your deathI squeeze the love out of your soulAll the perfect love that's in your soulYou're just
another spirit on parole

Devil's foodDevil's foodDevil's food

Vincent Price Monolog:

Leaving lepidoptra - please, don't touch the display, little boy,
ahacute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our..finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
raptoria, his tinyfangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize,the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteentimes as poisonous as that
of the rattlesnake. You see her venom ishighly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervoussystem causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing,loss of
consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death. You knowwhat I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate,possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her
marriage tothe smaller and weaker male of the specie she kills and eats him - *laugh*oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity -unhampered by sentiment. If I may put
forward a slice of personalphilosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling dimentedchild-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious BlackWidow shall rise as his
most fitting successor!

We're in trouble all the timeYou read about us all in the papersWe walk around and bump into walls - a blind delegationAnd we ain't afraid of high powerWe're
bullet proofAnd we've never heard of EisenhowerMissile power, justice or truth

We're the Department of YouthYour new Department of YouthWe're the Department of
Youth Just me and youth

We talk about this whole stupid worldAnd still come out laughingWe never make any senseBut hell that never matteredBut we'll make it
through our blackest hourWe're living proofAnd we've never heard of Billy SundayDamon Runyon, manners or couth

We're the Department of YouthYour new Department of
YouthWe're the Department of YouthJust me and youth

We're the Department of Youth The new Department of YouthWe're the Department of YouthWe've got
the powerWe're the Department of YouthAnd who gave it to you?Donny Osmond!What?!

Cold Ethyl

One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kissWe met last night making love by the refrigerator lightEthyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my armsEthyl Ethyl come and freeze me
with your charms

One thingNo lieEthyl's frigid as an eskimo pieShe's cool in bedAs she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

I don't want to feel you dieBut if that's the way that God has planned youI'll put pennies on your eyesAnd it will go awaySee?

You've only lived a minute of your lifeI must be dreaming, please stop screaming

Steven....Is someone calling me? No....Steven....I think I hear a
voice---it's outside the door!STEVEN!I hear my name!STEVEN!Is someone calling me? I hear my name!STEVEN!WHAT DO YOU WANT? STEVEN!WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO
YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

STEVEN!STEVEN!STEVEN!I hear my name....

The Awakening

I wake up in the basementI'm so hungryI'm dryI must be here sleepwalkingMustn't I?Getting up from my easy chair looking for my wifeFollowing a
trail of crimsonSpots that lead into the nightSuddenly I realizeI see it all through real eyesThese crimson spots are dripping from my handAnd ooh it makes me feel like a man

Escape

Paint on my cruel or happy faceI hide me behind itIt takes me inside another place where no-one can find itEscapeI get out when I canEscapeAnytime I canEscapeI'm crying in my beerEscapeJust get me out of here

Don't get me wrongDon't get me rightI'm not like you areWhen I get home from work at
nightI'm blacker and bluer

So I escapeI get out when I canEscapeAnytime I canEscapeI'm crying in my beerEscapeJust get me out of here

Where am I running to?There's no place to go Just put on my makeup and get me to the showYeahEscape

My doctor said just come aroundYou'll be taken care
ofAnd while he ran my problems downI stole his mascara

That's how I escapeI get out when I canEscapeAnytime I canEscapeI'm crying in my beerEscape Just get me out of hereEscape