Introducing the Wine Rack: A Bra for Your Booze

July 15, 2010

Leave it to a New Jersey seller of toilet-shaped coffee mugs, remote control fart machines, and edible G-strings to market a sports bra that solves two of life’s problems: expensive drinks at sporting events and small breasts.

The Wine Rack, a polyurethane contraption that can hold up to 25 ounces of potable liquid, features a drinking tube connected to the right cup. Apparently it boosts a bust size by up to two sizes, and comes in sizes from 32A to 38C. It sells for $29.95.

Paul Krasulja of baronbob.com, which sells the thing, told the Daily News: “It’s not like one boob fills up and the other goes flat. … [E]ven if you put your hand on it, it would feel like a boob.”