[E]Please allow me
to intro-[D]duce myself. Iím a [A]man
of wealth and [E]taste.Iíve been around for a [D]long,
long year. Stole [A]many a manís soul and
[E]faith.And I was Ďround when [D]Jesus
Christ had His [A]moment of doubt and [E]pain.Made damn sure that [D]Pilate
washed his [A]hands and sealed his [E]fate.

[Bvii]Pleased
to meet you. [E]Hope you guess my name But whatís [Esus4]
puzzling you is the [E]nature of
my game.

[E]Stuck around St.
[D]Petersburg when I [A]saw
it was a time for a [E]change.Killed the Czar and his [D]ministers;
Ana-[A]stasia screamed in [E]vain.I [D]rode a tank,
held a [A]generalís [E]rank,When the [D]blitzkrieg
raged and the [A]bodies [E]stank.

[Bvii]Pleased
to meet you. [E]Hope you guess my name But whatís [Esus4]
puzzling you is the [E]nature of
my game.

I [E]watched with
glee while your [D]kings and queens
fought for [A]ten decades for the gods
they [E]made.I shouted out [D]ďWho
killed the KennedysĒ when [A]after all it
was you and [E]me.Let me please intro-[D]duce
myself, Iím a [A]man of wealth and [E]taste.And I lay traps for [D]troubadours
who get [A]killed before they reach Bom-[E]bay.

[Bvii]Pleased
to meet you. [E]Hope you guess my name But whatís [Esus4]
confusing you is the [E]nature of
my game.

Just as [E]every cop
is a [D]criminal, and [A]all
the sinners, [E]saints.As heads is tails, just call me [D]Lucifer,
Ďcause Iím in [A]need of some re-[E]straint.So if you meet me have some [D]courtesy,
have some [A]sympathy and some [E]taste.Use all your well-learned [D]politesse,
or Iíll [A]lay your soul to [E]waste.

[Bvii]Pleased
to meet you. [E]Hope you guess my name But whatís [Esus4]
puzzling you is the [E]nature of
my game.