I am currently testing if I can drink Mate, or if my stupid immune system will hate it too and fuck up my colon just to be a dick. If I die within the next three days, please remember that I did it for science.

Just found a maggot in the last bite of my veggies. Well everything was boiled so if he had any little brothers in there they were dead before I ate them! THE JOKE IS ON YOU, MAGGOT! THE JOKE IS ON YOU!!!! HA!!!

Random thought... if it's possible to have purple poo and green poo, is it possible to have rainbow-colored poo if you eat the right things in the right sequence, or would it just turn out brown in the end anyway?