War Hero

1. No skulking in areas likely to be visited by Bikes.
2. No hanging around bike playgrounds.
3. If you see a bike unescorted you must cross the road, cover your eyes and look the other way.
4. Not to be in the company of a bike unsupervised.
5. Anyone allowing him a wee shot on their bike will be complicit in a very nast sexual assault.

Old-Salt

Now, whilst it might seem odd and to non RM, even a little disturbing, what are we doing prosecuting this guy and putting him on the sex offenders register? Where's the crime? Has he been given a criminal record for this?

He was behind a locked door with an enaminate object. If this is worthy of prosecution, I'm a bicycle.

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving.

LE

1. No skulking in areas likely to be visited by Bikes.
2. No hanging around bike playgrounds.
3. If you see a bike unescorted you must cross the road, cover your eyes and look the other way.
4. Not to be in the company of a bike unsupervised.
5. Anyone allowing him a wee shot on their bike will be complicit in a very nast sexual assault.

Patriotism is proud of a country's virtues and eager to correct its deficiencies; it also acknowledges the legitimate patriotism of other countries, with their own specific virtues. The pride of nationalism, however, trumpets its country's virtues and denies its deficiencies, while it is contemptuous toward the virtues of other countries. It wants to be, and proclaims itself to be, "the greatest," but greatness is not required of a country; only goodness is. (Sydney J. Harris)

"Not everyone who goes to bullfights is cheering for the matador." (or something like that, CC_TA)

LE

Now, whilst it might seem odd and to non RM, even a little disturbing, what are we doing prosecuting this guy and putting him on the sex offenders register? Where's the crime? Has he been given a criminal record for this?

He was behind a locked door with an enaminate object. If this is worthy of prosecution, I'm a bicycle.