Rule 4: If you are driving a truck, paint “No Kiss” or “Horn Please” on the back.

Rule 5: Might is right.

Rule 6: Instead of driving in a manner that ensures you arrive at your destination alive, set up a small shrine (Jesus, Kuan Yin, Buddha, the Virgin Mary, or all four). This ensures the worst thing that can happen to you is that you get to heaven faster.

Rule 7: You should only overtake on the right. Or the left. Or over. Or under.

Rule 8: Multi-tasking while driving is compulsory. Beginners may wish to drive, smoke and talk on a mobile phone, while advanced drivers should do all three plus enjoy a three-course meal, drink a bottle of Carlsberg, sing a karaoke song and watch television.

Rule 9: Signaling before you turn is considered bad form. Surprises are more fun.

Rule 10: When driving at night, headlights should be kept at full beam to blind oncoming drivers, or switched off (see reference to “surprises” in Rule 9).

Rule 11: Look at the traffic light at the next junction rather than the one you are approaching.

Rule 12: If your passenger is the one you love, your hand should be on the passenger's lap.

Rule 13: You’d be surprised how many vehicles can fit abreast on a two-lane highway.

Rule 14: If the road is blocked, the hard shoulder may be used as a road.

Rule 15: If the road and the hard shoulder are blocked, the pavement may be used as a road.

Rule 16: Do not run over pedestrians, cyclists or motor-riders, unless necessary.

Rule 17: But remember, there are no rules.

Rule 18: Except the one about the blue light.

Lol, hope you all will enjoy this.(PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS ON THE ROAD!)