I don’t want any arty nekkid pictures mind you, so no sitting around in the cold in my undies waiting for him to sketch me out, or get the perfect curve to my mustache.

I’m prepared to undergo torture, even dissection if it means that there is a portrait of Gnomeaggedon hanging on the walls of the Home of the Gnome!

Hell, feed me to the fish and mount me on the wall if you need to…

I might even be convinced to lie back and think of England… just as long as he puts his Copic markers away while we do what needs to be done (Do you think he will mind if I close my eyes?)

Just don’t make me prostitute myself to get the 35 old pieces I need…

After all, my Mechanostrider is a better mount than I am…

So please, please, beg, grovel, please… go:

To For The Horde, and tell them Gnomeaggedon sent you to make sure the competition works out in his favor.

Go to The World of Sylus, drive his page hits to insane level.. ust make sure he knows you dropped my to sing my praises.

Go to Saresa‘s new naughty tree blog and ooooh ahhh appreciatively at the Artwork created by Sylus.. Go On! She’s a fellow Aussie, but she lives out past the black stump, so I am sure she would love some visitors.

Go to your Guild’s website, your blog control panel… the walls of your office building (no I didn’t seriously suggest that) and spread the word about Sylus’ Etsy site. Just make sure they all know to mention my name… better yet, just give them the URL to this post and tell them… Ohh I can tell them… Oh Hai.. when you go to place your order for the gift Gnomeaggedon you are sending me… just remember to mention my name so I get a freegie!)

I beg you… I grovel to you…

Squidly thanks you…

From the bottom of his bony ribcage

We thank you while grovelling to make this come true,,,

I would like to thank my Mum, My Dad and my thoughtful and generous readers ;-)

Mercilessly stolen from Sylu' site

Go on.. you know you want to purchase an image like this… and you know you want one for me too…

Just think, if only 10% of the people that came here yesterday commission a piece of artwork from Sylus, he will be able to buy a 2nd WoW account (or is that 3rd) for Lily, and she will be farming before the end of the year!

Now hurry off… I have given you plenty of links to use to let Sylus know that we are watching him.