I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

here's a few pictures i took of my home

here's my younger son's room. he isn't into sports but that's okay he is still my buddy do you see these pictures on the wall? yep, he painted them himself. i am so proud

here is my older son's room. he's captain of the football team and is dating a cheerleader what more could a father want?

and here is where the magic happens: my room haha yeah i'm the man of the house here's where i keep my gun collection and here's my stash of pornos (for when me and the girlfriend have a fight and she runs off to her friends to cry and talk about her feelings or whatever)

Karma Sutra posted:

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

here's my computer. man i payed like 2000 dollars for this about 3 months ago and it's already obsolete haha

here's my employee of the month award from my last job. i was employed through a temp agency i'm not currently working (i prefer to think of myself as between jobs haha) but i'm sure things will pick up soon!

here's the family photo book ah the memories this brings back. here's a picture of my dad. he died a few years back god rest his soul

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

here's a few pictures of my kitchen a man's gotta eat haha

here's my 'fridge. i keep it pretty well stocked because as they say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

here's our liquer cabinet. hey it helps take the edge off you know? nothing better than kicking back in the evening, watching some tv and having a little drink

omg i forgot this one was in there hahaha. a couple weeks back a pipe broke under our sink, so of course i call a plumber. well, the guy's over here working and i notice that you can totally see his butt crack just like people are always saying about plumbers lol. i showed my girlfriend this picture and she said she'd sure like to unclog his pipe haha she's such a kidder haha