And begun to have maximise both my personal potential and my value to my future employer while continuing to develop personally and professionally. Of course, we will be living in thrall of the squid people by then, but I see myself in a good place in 5 years time."

TUMNUS ROCKERFELLER: I see the clouds turning to metal hexagons in the sky above, the blue becoming blood red and yet never truly stopping in its changing just ever getting redder and redder beyond the human mind's capability to comprehend such redness. The trees begin to writhe about and the wind emerges and I look about and see the people are not surprised but they bow down as if they'd known all along. The dogs start to vomit up smaller dogs and the smaller dogs vomit up life-size Richard Nixons but they are swiftly impeached by a massive cow called Rogny and then Rogny tells me how I can win millions on the lottery he just says buy the tickets and if you get all the numbers then you'll win millions of money on the lottery I tell her that he has changed my life but then I find she has disappeared and in her place is a brick with a note attached to it that just displays a barcode and a small picture of an orchid never seen by any living human only by the ghosts trapped in purgatory ever looking through the screen of non-existence never able to truly immerse their death-dulled sensoria in the wonders of that orchid. In a way it makes me cry thinking about it but then I remember something I saw on TV and I have a massive laugh and it's really embarrassing because the Illuminati can see me and they say this was all part of ther big plan and I'm like oh that explains it and they say no it doesn't because -- and they take their masks off and it turns out that they're all just normal people, Rogny was just a normal cow and actually all of what I just saw was an elaborate work of fiction that had been millenia in the making. Nothing strange had really happened in my life and yet surely that play that elaborately planned fiction had existed in some form in real life and I tell you it changed my life. It's the whole reason I got into the Quo anyway

INTERVIEWER: The other guy had never used Excel before so when can yo start

Because I've got an interview tomorrow for a job I might actually want for once and I'm nervous
So I'm looking for any tips
Dayshifters if you're reading this it's too late for me I'll already be in a city in fucking summer in a suit ffs grossing out so just cross your fingers/stick pin cushions in your voodoo dolls or whatever