What the hell do all these Farkers have against Greece? Question for all you-"hey, let's make fun of a country I can't find on a globe"-people. Have you ever been? How much do you actually know about Greece, its history, or its current place in the world?

Here's another question, according to you xenophobic, close-minded people, what countries actually do matter?

I wonder if there should be a new term for Americans who think that countries only matter if they directly impact America. Oh wait...