Recently, Scott Disick's lifestyle is one part vagina cookie monster and one part Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. It's been well-documented that the guy doesn't adhere to these "societal norms" that are usually associated with "being a father," as he's been photographed with a drink in his hand since May. He's also been photographed with a different model groping on his Disick-stick every other day,...

Hugh Jackman is training for something that's definitely not another Wolverine movie. Maybe he's just shedding the hogbody he put on while playing P.T. Barnum in the upcoming elephant torture Ringling Brothers circus movie The Greatest Showman or maybe he just enjoys hanging out with muscular dudes in speedos.
Either way, here is Jackman acting like he's about to take down Clubber Lang on a beach...

I'll admit it, I don't know much about Sia. I've always thought of her as like a more avant-garde version of Lady Gaga covered in beaver pelts. She's had her fingers in some of the biggest pop songs in the last couple years while pulling off this Thelonious-Monk-meets-Andy-Warhol stage routine. She also had that music video where Maddie Ziegler dance battles hungover Shia LaBeouf in the thunderdome,...

The Teen Mom turned fleshlight butt queen Farrah Abraham is still awful. Once again she's outdone herself in generating reasons for people to think she might be the most horrible person walking the planet. You may recall the time she created fake Instagram accounts to leave positive comments on her profile, or perhaps the time she gave her kid some weight-loss tea that is somehow legal through some...

It's very rare that I catch celebrity gossip news on weekends. My friends don't talk about it, my girlfriend doesn't give a shit, and I frequently stay mum when the subject comes up with misinformed acquaintances that think they know anything about Justin Bieber's shit-eating antics (I'm a goddamn expert at this point).
Instead I catch up on things that actually matter: China putting sanctions on...

There are conflicting stories as to why Justin Bieber decided to cancel the last 14 dates of his world tour. On one hand his management claims he is simply burnt out after two years of touring, while TMZ claims he's having a "spiritual awakening" after spending too much time with a guy who looks like he runs the Cult of Pac Sun. Whichever reason you want to buy into, there's no need to fret - let's...

Covfefe are bottom-dwelling rockfish similar to grouper or snapper that will spit out most lures that resemble actual baitfish. Instead they tend to respond quicker to things that have nothing to do with what they should be consuming. While you would think covfefe would respond well to something sustainable like chopped mullet, sardines, or scientifically proven evidence on rising water temperatures,...

Trump telling a bunch of kids about how much Obama sucked, how he’ll save Christmas, and how money buys you boats n’ hoes was a blatant rip off of my dunk uncle Frank’s 2009 Thanksgiving speech. More »