Mario’s got the Benz

Fewer things are more disturbing than Mario’s pasty thighs. The list is a small one to say the least.

I just upgraded my cable to get BBC America, a.k.a. the Top Gear channel that plays Doctor Who on Saturdays, and I’m in the process of discovering/falling in love with Top Gear. I’m not a car guy by any means, so I never gave the show much thought. Then I happened upon it and realized how tear-inducingly hilarious it is. The point I’m trying to make is every other ad is something for Mercedes Benz.