A grand jury on Friday indicted U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene on two charges, including a a felony charge of showing pornography to a South Carolina college student.

Greene was indicted for disseminating, procuring or promoting obscenity, a felony and a misdemeanor charge of communicating obscene materials to a person without consent.

Greene told FoxNews.com that “my lawyer’s dealing with it” before hanging up. When reached again by phone and asked who his lawyer is, Greene said, “It doesn’t matter.”

The Democrats will stop at nothing to get Greene off the ballot so they replace him. This news means Greene’s fully qualified to serve on a Senate SEC oversight comittee, but instead Alvin’s probably going to be dispatched.

If the porn charges don’t stick, maybe Alvin has a couple of unpaid parking tickets they can send him up the river for, at least until after November.