Monday, May 16, 2011

One More F4A While I Catch Up

Frankly, this is only slightly more grotesque than whatever Hef is doing these days.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The real reason Usama was upset at the USA had more to do with the failure of his TV Pilot.

Best of Adriane
How to Stuff a Wild Bikini with Dolmas and Baklava was a popular title in certain parts of the world ...

Best of Rodney Dill
Girls: "Can we sea you again?"
Osama: "I'll keep an eye out for you."

Best of prince of leaves
Osama's first night in Paradise was working out well...until he figured out that he was actually in Gitmo, these were not three of his 72 virgins, and the "pillows" they were about to whack him with were actually bags of steel shot, broken glass, and rock salt.

Martyrs get 72 virgins in heaven. Three of them will playfully hit you with pillows. Three more will playfully hit you with pillowcases full of padlocks.Nine will playfully hit you with bicycle chains.Seven will playfully hit you with canned hams.Six will playfully hit you with dead pigs.Four will playfully hit you with videotapes from your own porn stash.Eight will playfully hit you with various body parts from other al queda jacktards.Twelve are on break, and seven are just there to supervise (virgins in "heaven" are unionized, after all, you know how it is).Three will playfully hit you with hardback copies of the koran.Five will playfully hit you with live bobcats, and sometimes small alligators.Four will playfully hit you with partially-assembled Ikea furniture.And one is just there to take pictures and kick you in the nuts.

Osama's first night in Paradise was working out well...until he figured out that he was actually in Gitmo, these were not three of his 72 virgins, and the "pillows" they were about to whack him with were actually bags of steel shot, broken glass, and rock salt.

Now you've done it V - this picture is going to go viral in thrid world countries as proof from beyond the grave that martyrs get their virgins and soon we'll have more 'splodey-dopes than you can shake a bomb vest at.

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