The Dronbrella

I believe I may have identified a terrific new vertical for General Atomics!

First, let me say congratulations on your tremendous success with your “Predator” and “Reaper” drones. With thousands of acknowledged kills all from the safety of our couches while costing mere billions of dollars per year, I’m sure everybody feels much safer.

But you’re ignoring a tremendous opportunity! As your drones continue to proliferate and fill the skies, even more obscene profiteering can be leveraged from the soft, fleshy, worried potential targets below. It’s important to remember that your customers, more than in other lines of business, will naturally create more EVEN MORE customers for you. But then, you know that, don’t you.

Attached, please find an early spec sheet/advertising copy for my invention, the Dronbrella. Everybody in the World will want one! Let’s have lunch (you’re buying) sometime soon and work out the details of marketing and implementation.