"I have always wanted to design a line of my own shoes but I really wanted to wait and create something that would shock and awe, now I have been able to accomplish that dream. As this line is very special to me and the designers are from Australia I thought there was no better place to hold the world-wide launch and surprise all of our V.I.P guests by unveiling the line for the first time on the night."

Okaaayyy.
So who exactly designed them ?
Her or the Aussies ?

she has a ghost writer so probably has a ghost shoe designer....or I can imagine Pricey and Princess with crayons out drawing something, imagine the designers face when they see it!