This is Soda Drinker Pro. For those days that games about guns and murder are too much.

You drink soda. In a gripping first-person perspective, from which you can really feel the can in your hand and really taste the fizz as you quench that thirst.

The challenge comes not from the foes you will face, but from the mechanics of drinking the soda. You don't just hold the left mouse button to drink. That simply brings the straw to your mouth. It's the right button that drains/sucks, meaning you have to work in tandem if you're going to really slam one down.

Considering it's the middle of a blisteringly hot summmer outside in my part of the planet, this is just about the most perfect game ever.