I’m not a parent, but I’ve worked at after-school programs, I know parents, and I’ve seen plenty of videos on Facebook and Instagram of parents becoming a human jungle gym. It can be a lot of fun having your little ones climbing all over you, but for dads, there’s a whole lot more to worry about. Yes, those little feet, pointy elbows, and flailing arms can become a hazard to your family jewels, but now there’s a fix: kid-proof underwear for men.

FridaBalls [[FREE-duh-balls]] help dad “protect his legacy.” These claim to be the world’s first kid-proof underwear, so dads, uncles, and guys everywhere can have fun with kids without fear of getting an injury down there. These undies have a reinforced protective pouch to “soften the blow and keep dad’s buddies safe” should a baseball be hit in their direction, or kick gets out of control.