A judge interviewing a woman regarding her divorce, “What are the grounds for ur divorce?”

She replied, “About 4 acres & a nice little home on the property with a stream running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what’s the foundation of this case?”

“It is concrete, brick & mortar,” she responded.

“I mean” he continued, “What are ur relations like?”

“I have an aunt & uncle living here in town, & my husband’s parents.”
“Pls,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?” “Yes, both my son & daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music tho.” “Ma’am, does ur husband ever beat u up?” “Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.” Finally, in frustration, thejudge askd, “Lady, why do u want a divorce?” “Oh, I don’t want a divorce. I never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate w/ me.”

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Two politicians were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, ‘What about the powerful interest that controls you?’