Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

OH OWWIEEEEE, and i am not a man of the male gender either, but OWWWIE, oh, and here is my fist in your face for being a complete bozo. not saying serves ya right, not saying it doesnt hurt.... but WHAT WERE you thinking, dumbkopf?

I will never view pencils the same way again. I will be thinking of it everytime I see a pencil. Even if I banned all pens and pencils from the house, my tablet PC's stylus looks like a writing implement. GAH!

Speaking of which, why didn't he use a PDA stylus? At least it isn't as pointy.

Thanks Prarie Dog, but I imagine if you're really a prairie dog, you have one too. One of the most disgusting things I ever read on the Internet (in its early days) was a breeding guide for small dogs (presumably including prairie dogs). One thing you have to be careful of with Maltese and the like when breeding is that the female can move too much and break the male's wee-wee. For a prized stud, this is a career ending injury, but worse, it often necessitates putting down the male :(.

...and S Man executes a perfect praeteritio followed by a triple toe loop!
Eleanor...Yeah...I don't know why that's such a sensitive (har) topic. Maybe we should teach the guys how to say, "Y'know, honey, I'm getting a headache" instead of going for the pencil, the brick on a cord, and/or the blue pills. But then, judging from the amount of time this blog spends nervously discussing the Mighty Wurlitzer, there's not much hope of that, is there?

Betsy, I think it would be a fair statement to say that "it" - oh wait, that should be a big "IT" (sorry, guys) is a total obsession. I don't think we would ever hear from the other gender, Not tonight dear, I have a headache.
*sigh*