Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen.

An alternate prayer, with slightly more Piratical influence:

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

The final reformed/combined version:

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.

The gangsta-ass pimp version:

Our pasta, who art in a crazy ass nigga drainn be yo noodles wit tha S-N-double-O-P fo rizeal where tha sun be shinin n I be rhymin. Thy nizzle come, Thy sizzle be yum, on top some grated parmesan dogg. Fo-fo desert eagle ta yo motherfizzles dome fo sheezy so i can get mah pimp on. Its jiznust anotha homocide. Gizzy us this day our garlic bread, n forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate n smuggle against those who lack piracy wit us fo sheezy keepn it rizzy yo to increase tha peace. And lead us not into vegetarizzles but deliva us some pizza, fo' thine is tha meatball, tha noodle, n tha sauce, playa n gangsta n shizzay hittin that booty. RAmizzen.

Kanys

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

I Give my will unto the sauce, and be holy graced by his noodle presence. Let us Slurp. I thank thee Spaghetti for our daily garlic bread, and serve it unto the Kin of thy Noodle master, as to expel the presence of Chicken, unless it be in the form of the sacred Alfredo. Ramen.

"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen. "
Kanys, On Holy Prayers

A new convert I might be, but I feel as if I've been touched by a ghost of the noodley appendage. Mere minutes after reading this site I felt compelled to write this short verse, in a similar vein to yours, and share it with the world:

Our Spaghetti
Who art in meat sauce
Flying be thy way
Thy meatballs come
Thy Noodling done
On earth as it is inside us
Give us this day our bolognaise
And forgive us our pizzas
As we forgive those who eat pizza before us
And lead us not to the salad bar
But deliver us from tofu
For thine is the gnocchi
The penne and linguine
Forever and ever
RAmen

I was visited recently by an Angel Meatball and he gave me a book. He asked me to share the love of our master, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. While elaborate, the other prayers are mere worship. This first prayer is from the hidden books and is given unto us by the greatest pirate of all, the master's son, Juiceus Crisp.
It goes as follows:
Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in space,
Meatball be thy name.
Thy Kingdom Come.
Thy Pastafarian Way will Be Done, on Earth as it is in Space.
Give us this Day our daily Carbohydrate,
And forgive us our confusion,
as we forgive those who are confused about us.
And lead us not into Christianity,
but deliver us from Catholicism.
RAMEN

Grant, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, thy sauce;
and in sauce, noodles;
and in noodles, meatballs;
and in meatballs, knowledge;
and from knowledge, knowledge of what is tasty;
and from knowledge of what is tasty, the love of spaghetti;
and from spaghetti, the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The current collection that I keep:
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Draining be your noodles. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, pirate, and smuggle against those who are not al dente. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

"You dare not finish your pasta?!?! That's 17 'Hail Pasta's.'" :
Hail Pasta! Full of Sauce! The cheese is with you!
Yummy are you among foodstuffs, and yummy is the companion to you, meatballs!
Yummy Pasta, product of semolina, nourish us now and at the hour of our supper, RAmen

Hail Pasta! Full of Sauce! The cheese is with you!

Yummy are you among foodstuffs, and yummy is the companion to you, meatballs!

Yummy Pasta, product of semolina, nourish us now and at the hour of our supper, RAmen --Zankou

I just found this lingering in a series of tubesOur lager,Which art in barrels,Hallowed be thy drink.Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),At home as it is in the pub.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillage's,As we forgive those who spill against us.And lead us not to incarceration,But deliver us from hangovers.For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.For ever and ever.BARMEN.

If anybodies seen the 'Glastonbury Through The Ages' type documentary, then there's a brilliant prayer for beer on there, I shall have to see if I can find it again, I'm fairly sure that it even ended with a lot of Pirate shouting!