Xbox live addict with MS, "HEY I dont have MS it has me" ! just kinding space cadets I wont get shouty.....
I revel in my label of geek, Comics, Games, Cons, Pals, mmmmm Gadjets. - Whats not to Revel.
Proud member of the Xbox Live Ambassador program.

2 Put a pebble under my tongue during a head scan so it shows up and
baffles the nurses.

3 Put medical instruments up my nose.

4 Sing along to "barbie girl" even though its on my hospital radio headset
at 10 PM on the geriatric and stroke ward.

5 Put blood pressure
machine bandages anywhere but around my arm

6 When in the
big tube for an MRI scan as the tray goes in and locks into position
yell " MARINE READY FOR COMBAT DROP SIR, EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL GOING
DOWN".

7 Hide under my bed when its blood test time for a laugh.

7a (When found under bed have two wooden tongue depressors in a crucifix and say "back creature of the night".

8 Ask if i can have my coffee irish on the stroke/heart attack ward.

9 When being wheeled anywhere in hospital on bed from now on i am not sit
up and sing the magic carpet song from Aladdin with my arms out while being wheeled past visitors and
informing the nurses that its my magic carpet as i found it first.

10 Not to buy hospital bed TV time then turn TV round on saturday so all old men on ward can watch horse racing and start getting excited and raising voices.