I let out a big fart and the bullet popped out and bounced at the hitman. He rushed away but the bullet followed him buzzing like a crazy bumble-bee. " Serves you right!" I shouted. "Never shoot at me, stupid jackass!"

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InfinityMan
"The point of poetic prose, in my opinion, is to illuminate a truth, make us see something that's there, but hidden."
Dabs
"I believe we stand together to address the real issues facing this country, not allow them to divide us by race or where we come from. Let's create an America that works for all of us, not the handful on top." Senator B.Sanders

Of course it's nice article! Who would have doubted it! Thanks for kind words but may I ask you: is that your idea of making a contribution to the story?

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"And the internet has everything on it. It's a blessing and a curse."
InfinityMan
"The point of poetic prose, in my opinion, is to illuminate a truth, make us see something that's there, but hidden."
Dabs
"I believe we stand together to address the real issues facing this country, not allow them to divide us by race or where we come from. Let's create an America that works for all of us, not the handful on top." Senator B.Sanders

"None of your business," I replied and delivered a huge blow to his stomach. But my fist bumped into something very hard. I heard my fingers crack, and an acute pain paralyzed my will for a moment. The guy laughed and said "Bulletproof jacket, eh? You liked it? In either case you are under arrest."
"On what charge?"
"I haven't decided it yet," he grinned, "but I will, be sure."

__________________
"And the internet has everything on it. It's a blessing and a curse."
InfinityMan
"The point of poetic prose, in my opinion, is to illuminate a truth, make us see something that's there, but hidden."
Dabs
"I believe we stand together to address the real issues facing this country, not allow them to divide us by race or where we come from. Let's create an America that works for all of us, not the handful on top." Senator B.Sanders