Watch a Zombie Scare the Extra Cheese Out of Pizza Lovers

Rule number three: When a smug dude tethered to a camera person and a little card table offers you free pizza on street, it’s probably not a good idea to open the box and serve yourself. You know, because a groaning zombie lady may pop out of the box. This one’s not so secretly an ad for the Totino’s line of frozen pizzas and pizza rolls, but when you think about it, the anti-gluten Wheat Belly set may actually be getting the last laugh here, because nothing says wheat-aversion therapy like having rotting-flesh flashbacks every time you think of nabbing a slice.