Lucy: How about a fear of chickens? That's Alektorophobia.
Signal: Yes absolutely, those birds are the DEVIL! But keep going.

Lucy: Are you afraid of chopsticks? If you are, then you have Consecotaleophobia. Maybe you have Aichmophobia.
That is fear of forks, knives, and other pointy things. Or Mageirocophobia, which is the fear of cooking.
Signal: Only in Arkansas or Chinatown! Ba dum ching!

Lucy: Or maybe you have Ranidaphobia. Do you think you have Ranidaphobia?
Signal: What's Ranidaphobia?
Lucy: The fear of frogs...
Signal: THAT'S IT! Thanks Lucy, I have GOT to stay away from those crazy fools!

Thanks Peanuts gang & Alamogul for the fun smiley! Next time we'll bring back the whole McGillicutty crew & check out the inside of the museum!