Hey now. It's the weekend and though maybe you want to go out and get drunk and be dumb, let's be real. A tiny part of you wants to just stay in and play with all these new apps you're going to download.

Weekend's here. That means debasement and irresponsibility and, best of all, losing stuff. I'm planning on losing my phone this weekend. Haven't decided where just yet, but that's the fun of it. I might replace it with an iPhone, so here are some apps from this week that I'll load it when I buy it.

I have your weekend plan for you: get stupid drunk and see how high this new breathalyser app for your eyes can go. You will probably pass out after this. When you wake up hungover go outside and make cinemagraphs with Cinemagram.

If you want to be ripped like those American Football guys you're going to have to workout. Like all the time. You shouldn't even be reading this post. Quit your job and download an NFL player's workout app. Or if the cold snap has inspired you, go after a hockey puck. Forget it, I know we're all just gonna sit around and play video games on our iPhones.

Automating your tasks on the iPhone seems like a wonderful dream that'll never come true. Well wake up dream warrior, because it's a reality. Also, follow through with your commitments, sing to the world, and take amazing photos.

Would you workout if you made money? How about if you lost money by not working out? Get the best budget tracking app. Measure everything with your iPhone camera, and a simple, yet effective, to do app.