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The True Companion

"You may lose your most valuable property through misfortune in various ways. You may lose your house, your wife and other treasures. But of your mojo, you cannot be deprived except by death. It will be your ornament and companion until your last day." ~Netana Whakaari of Waimana

Stewart's head is nearly life-size and immortalized with this tattoo, he becomes the perfect strong, silent type.

He'll be there through good and bad, sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, 'til death do they part.

The Ch- Ch- Ch- Chia

STEP 1:
"Add 1/4 cup of water to two teaspoons of Chia seeds. Stir the mixture after 15 minutes to moisten all seeds, then let it set for 24 hours. This process softens the seed coat and begins the growth cycle of your Chia seeds. In another container, also soak your tattooed Chia head for 24 hours."

STEP 2:
"Carefully apply the seeds evenly to the grooves of your tattooed head, using your fingers, a small knife, or a spatula. Fill your Chia to the top with water. Check the water level daily and add additional water whenever necessary. Some leakage in the drip tray is normal. Discard the accumulated water daily."

STEP 3:
"Keep the head full of water. Moist seeds should sprout in 3-5 days, covering that outdated tattoo."

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"A genuine tattoo.... tells a story. I like stories and tattoos, no matter how well done, and if they don't tell a story that involves you emotionally, then they're just there for decoration, then they're not a valid tattoo. There has to be some emotional appeal or they're not, to my way of thinking, a real tattoo. It tells people what you are and what you believe in, so there's no mistakes." ~Leo, tattooist