This article lacks any sense of grammar, overflows with violent "jokes" and (worst of all) is partways true. Now who can tell me what that means?
I may sign up solely to purify its poor soul, but I'll need ideas for writing. Help requested. 125.237.209.174 11:19, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Somebody contested my use of the template. Should I take this to UN:PEE now? Also, some of the recent edits make certain sections too short, causing the {{Wikipedia}} template to push some images to the left(?). Any suggestions? Pentium5dot1 05:19, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

I have just reverted Punk27's edits on the grounds that they are borderline vandalism. (Those edits are the ones causing the formatting problems I mentioned above.) Pentium5dot1 01:58, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

The /b/ section had me rofling to the extent that I drooled and almost choked. This article wins. 84.65.84.93 23:22, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

This might be getting slightly E.D.-ish but there doesn't appear to be an article on 7chan, maybe some of this article could be cut out and go there; because there are huge diffrences between the two. Also, 4chan isn't the internet hate machine, its anon.

Seriously, it was utter shit. Lacking any actually useful information. None of the interesting material covered, just some tired and pathetic attempt at a running gag. Not a single redeeming quality in the entire waste of two mins it took to read through it. (for fuck's sake, he couldn't even get the memes right!)
This was nothing but some 12 year old kid's attempt at potty humor.
Here's some advice, kid- go back to school. Once you learn to write like a grown up (proper grammar, a semblance of intelligence, wit, etc.), try again. ...
Actually, no, on second thought, spare the gene pool the (albeit minuscule) possibility of contamination and just become an hero.

Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills. - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)16:16, Nov 28