Will Smith holds a press conference.
Will Smith: Jiggy.
Will Smith: As the new willenium goes on, I am worried about willitary spending, while willions of americans can't afford food or my albums. Questions?
Reporter: I thought you looked funny in "I, Robot" with a goatee but no moustache.
Will Smith: That's not willy a question.
Reporter: I know.
Dear Reader, This comic is willarious. From, Drew