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At the latest Republican presidential debate in _, Mitt Romney’s record took a heavy beating from Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, and Herman Cain. Romney defended his controversial Massachusetts health plan, saying that what’s applicable and constitutional in one state has no bearing on a nationwide program. At times, Romney appeared cocksure and condescending. For a very rich man, his wardrobe choices remain inexplicable.

Gingrich, recalling an event from the 1980s, complimented Ronald Reagan, prompting audience applause. He also criticized the debate moderators’ style of interrogation and made a broader point about the 24-hour cable-news cycle. Over the course of the debate, Gingrich made several explicit references to one of his own books.

After alienating many voters with his outré fiscal policies, Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) made a few comparatively moderate points about foreign policy that will go unmentioned by all debate write-ups, including this one.