Siri is the "personal assistant" on the iPhone 4S. If you ask, she can tell you where the nearest ice cream store is, what the weather's going to be like tomorrow, what the square root of five is, or whether or not you are fat. Also, tell her to play a song, text or call a friend, plan an appointment, or set an alarm, and she will. It's pretty amazing.

However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But don't make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesn't hesitate to say so.

Siri means true beauty. She's so hot that your boots will melt down when she looks at you. When you see her you will think that she's a super model or some other kind of super hot celebrity. She'll propably smile at you and make you pass out and forget that there excists other girls in the world. The truth is that Siri just don't care about being a super hot celebrity. The only thing she cares about is being the best girlfriend in the world for the luckiest guy on earth. Siri is in general super talented, especially when it comes organizing things, cooking, dancing and make her home cozy. Her heart is made of gold and it is impossible not to fall in deep love with her if she lets you in. But remember that she is really really htg. Don't be surprised if she has "Cozy" or "Good Hearted" as her middle name. If you have a girlfriend named Siri treat her Siriously like a queen and you'll get treated like a king. You'll most likely get impressed by her awesome bed and her amazing skills when it comes to boiling eggs. Don't forget to give her cuddle! If you do - you'll get into trouble for sure - big time! But don't worry! She's so adorable you won't forget.

Wow...these eggs taste fantastic...they must be boiled by Siri.

OMG every man in the neighborhood passed out! Siri must have been hanging around.

An amazing girl who's extremely artistic and musical-- loves her fandoms to death and isn't afraid to be herself. Everyone wants to be her friend deep down.
Her love life will include a cute boy names Evan-- they are perfect for each other.

"There went Siri and Evan! They are perfect! I wish i could be with them."