My Secret Santa Does Terrible Things to Make Me Happy

I just got my gift and I must say it is AMAZING!! I mentioned in my profile that I collect Serial killer memorabilia and my SS went right out and killed a couple of young girls for me. I got pictures, a bloody scalpel, an evidence letter and a Novel. I will begin reading the book immediately and the rest, real or not, are going into my collection. FAR above anything I could have expected.