Category: Movies

Watching Jurassic Park is a spiritual experience, and as such the trailer for Jurassic World is fucking exciting shit. Missing from this trailer is basically everyone from the first movies, so this shit is definitely a “reboot” but could It have hurt to throw us...

In tragic sob-worthy news, 2014 has become the year where Hollywood executives have been forced to trade in their blood-diamond encrusted jacuzzis to ones made from humble silver and aluminum, because people have finally had enough of paying eight hundred dollars to go and see a movie...

Blake Lively jumped on the right dicks in Hollywood, that much is true, because Blake was cast in the MUCH COVETED role of Adaline in the movie “Age of Adaline” which was a top secret project for some/whatever reason. Well it’s not a secret any...

If you’re a gay man, a girl, or a particularly sassy boyfriend of a certain age – then all of your hopes and dreams have come true! For it’s tenth anniversary (!!), Entertainment Weekly brought back Ms Norbury, Cady Heron, Regina George, Karen Smith and the...

So after the backlash over Les Miserables known as “Anne Hathaway for Best Supporting Actress of ALL TIME” I had kind of thought that Hollywood had punished that ho for being professional, hard-working and female by blacklisting her forever. Well that didn’t happen, because Anne Hathaway is...

In the most unexpected, world-altering news you will read all week, the upcoming feature film adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Why Is My Mother Reading This!?” is a fucking damn mess and studio execs decided to drop the “R” word on the film – not ricin...