SUCCESS!

-- which fame-junkie dad Richard Heene adamantly denies, of course. And now, this morning, as seen in the video above, he goes on the

Today

show and pukes in front of Meredith Vieira and the rest of America. Can this story get any more awesome? Just wait.

Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.