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Team Name : F.C Impact!

Team Mascot : Shahz the Cat

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Admin's note** :

Meows , my name is Shahideen and i am a J.C student who puts his intellectual knowledge to use by creating this blog.Although you may think that i love J.C , it is quite strategic for me as the girls there are twice as smart and twice more unlikely to F! me. However , i must admit that my charm has not deteriorated due to the overwhelming amount of ladies who approach me . And when i say " ladies" , i meant , only my mum. My favourite pastime is watching kittens fall asleep and playing with yarnballs to spur the moments.In addition , i love painting , don't call me arrogant , but i must admit that i am quite artistic by nature. My latest invention , which i name " Lembu takde gigi " has been a commercial success and has even been compared to paintings such as the likes of Mona Lisa. I like glitter and sparkly dresses and i love cute stuff as it embodies who i am in real life. This blog has been solely mantained by me and so far , i can proudly say that Impact football club has been a success with a 95% win rate in Bowen Court.We have been cruxifying and shattering teams for the past 2 years in bowen Court. Thank you so much for spending 2 minutes in reading this post , you could have do other meaningful things but you chose to read this. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.As a gift of appreciation , i have included a lovely potrait of myself on my feelings towards your kindness.
Love , Shahz.

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NEW SIGNING FOR IMPACT : '' It has been a long time that I have been linked with the club going back to last summer but Chelsea did not want to sell me until today '' - Saiful ( Zhirkov Mode )

Impact hammered MRA by seven goals to one to keep up our 100 per cent recent record at the Bowen Courts for the week.

The win was memorable as MRA ( ITE ) was one of the team's to beat at Impact Football Club's bucket list ( Things to do before the team dies )

- The Bucket List -

Beat MRA ( ITE ) SUCCESS

Beat Devraj and the Machines FAILURE

BOWEN TEAM FIRST TEAM FAILURE

Previous Results :

Impact 0 - 3 Devraj and the Machines

Impact 5 - 8 BOWEN TEAM FIRST TEAM

Key Points -

- Impact fans have been universally praised for their silent tribute to MRA legend Uppercut who died last week.

- Impact youth player Hafiz have also played a prominent part in the battering of MRA with a series of fine touches that was very shocking and silenced critics and pundits all over the world.

- Impact realises the importance of defeating the two key teams in order for it to be named " The Best Team In Bowen Courts ''

NEW SIGNING FOR IMPACT : '' It has been a long time that I have been linked with the club going back to last summer but Chelsea did not want to sell me until today '' - Saiful ( Zhirkov Mode ) Impact hammered MRA by seven goals to one to keep up our 100 per cent recent record at the Bowen Courts for the week. The win was memorable as MRA ( ITE ) was one of the team's to beat at Impact Football Club's bucket list ( Things to do before the team dies ) ...