Lionel is getting quite bald and his elder daughter’s wedding is coming up. All his friends and family would be there so, well even men can be vain; he gets fitted with an expensive toupee.
On the wedding day, everything went well. Nevertheless, Lionel thought that everyone must have seen his toupee. Next day, his youngest daughter sees his worried look and says, “What’s the matter, daddy? Why are you so sad?”
“I’m not really sad, darling,” he replies, “it’s just that I’m sure everyone yesterday saw that I was wearing a wig.”
“No they didn’t, daddy,” she says, “No one I told knew.”