The Cambridges went on another royal tour (click here to see what we had to say about the Australia/New Zealand trip) and the clothes were more fab than drab –HIP HIP HOORAY! They did not bring the children –BOO! Since the tour was in India and Bhutan I went a little overboard on photos when things were pretty or fun or both.

April 6, 2016 – Pre Tour Palace Reception

Dress by Saloni London

I’m not sure how Melissa is going to feel about this dress but it fits a lot of our favorite dress criteria, its navy, long-sleeved, and has polka dots! I myself love it. I think I might even enjoy the ruffled neckline. Her hair situation really makes me want to invest in curlers.

I like it because it looks like what my mom wore in the 70s and 80s, though I preferred it when I thought it was a jumpsuit. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? -M

April 10, 2016 – Day 1

Dress by Alexander McQueen

Despite my undying hatred of those fucking shoes I realized we were in for a good week when look one turned out to be this bright patterned Alexander McQueen. I will probably mention this a million times in this post but I really hope she continues this trend of patterns once she gets back to the UK. The patterns distract me from your boring fucking shoes.

She will not continue the patterns or the colors that are not shades of blue or green in the UK because she is not as cool as Maxima, though McQueen IS one of her faves. I like the peplum–quelle surprise!–but I wish the skirt was in a stiffer fabric, and either a pencil or true a-line. I am picky when it comes to Kate. -M

I want this fabric as a duvet cover, kaftan, pajama bottoms, throw pillows, shower curtain, tunic top, curtains, and tapestry (I hope I’m not forgetting anything). Outfit number two might just be one of my favorite looks hence the insane amount of photos. I also want to run out to World Market and buy earrings like the ones she is wearing here.

I want everything Katie wants above, plus a nice midi skirt with a waistband. I wish she dressed with this many patterns IRL. -M

April 14, 2016 – Day 5

Dress by Emilia Wickstead

She has worn this before and compared to literally everything else she has worn on this tour (even that white dress with the boob napkins) this is THE WORST! I do love her earrings which she wore with the Tory Burch dress down below (SPOILER ALERT, its AMAZING).

The fabric designer in me is just in heaven with every look of this tour but this is just divine. Also I really want a blazer cape NOW.

I feel like a blazer cape would be very versatile until I tried to wear it to work and couldn’t get the full range of motion from my arms and then if I pulled the sleeves back like Kate did to shoot the bow and arrow I’d be cold. Anyway, I love the colors of her skirt! -M

April 15, 2016 – Day 6

I’m not going to lie I found this so beautiful that I have included A LOT of photos of them on this massively long hike. As for the clothes I think they are excellent hiking attire and I really love her brown leather boots.

And these are at a museum that is also halfway up. They did make it to the top but I think the press was tired so they stayed at the halfway point or I don’t know were too dead if they did make it to take photos of the experience. Did you see that mountain?