Tarzan-Guardian Of Earth

Have you ever had to pee so badly that you thought you could put out a fire. Well, In this game you do just that!

In Tarzan: Guardian Of Earth, You have a quick two minutes to put out numerous lightning fires. You do this by peeing on them. When your bladder runs dry, you must find cans of Pepsi and pitchers of CoolAid to drink and then continue to put out even more fires in the same manner. In this game there are no zippers to unzip or buttons to undo because you are stark naked. But, Don't go looking for Janel because she isn't here. Just a silly little monkey called Cheetah is your only companion.

If you are not very good at urinating all over trees, then the readme file has some helpful tips for you. The four difficulty levels include: Normal, Hard, Insane and Burn Baby Burn. The music is very pleasant and the sound/video effects are just what you would hear/see during a real thunderstorm.

CONTROLS:

W/S = Forward/Backwards

A/D = Strafe left/right

Space = Jump

Arrow Keys Left/Right = Turn

Arrow Keys Up/Down = Move Forward/Backward

Mouse Left/Right = Turn

Mouse Forward/Backward = Camera Raise/Lower (in third person view)

Left Mouse Button = Pee (hold on to it)

Right Control = Pee (hold on to it)

Tab = Toggle between four views (one is 1st person, three are 3rd person)