Monthly Archives: June 2013

Having lived in Memphis, TN for most of my life… we were constantly reminded about all things Elvis. This includes him riding the hell out of the Zippin Pippin at Liberty Land, theories on if he’s still stomping around Midtown, and the infamous peanut butter banana and bacon sandwiches he loved so much. Elvis LOVED [...]

Shang Tsung watches from his throne as the crowd screams for blood. I, PlanetOfTheCrepes, stand on my side of the screen… feeling the hellish burn of Scorpion’s eyes from across the way. This fucker is about to kill me dead… I know it. I hear some random voice yell “FIGHT!” Who the fuck just said [...]

We were somewhere along the interstate when the drugs began to take hold. Myself along with my attorney and captain, Planet of the Crepes, were busy fighting off the blood sucking bats that kept swooping down over the convertible. We were trying our best to balance keeping the bats at bay along with driving on [...]

Stardate 72856.2. We have returned the Starship Chilifries to the Rufflonian exoplanet of the Orion-Cygnus Arm in star system M52. We were hesitant to return after our last failed mission to find awesome snacks, but The United Rufflonian Federation insisted that we come back. According to the Federation, Baconcheddarloadia was a rogue city where the losers win, [...]

Let’s start with a rant: Chip makers… we need to have a talk. We vote to stop calling chips with Buffalo sauce flavoring anything with the word “wing” in it. If these were supposed to taste like wings, then I would taste some goddamn chicken. I have never tasted chicken in any type of “Buffalo [...]

Snort Ramen has been asked to write a weekly guest column over at UnleashTheFanBoy.com! Our articles should appear every Friday… that is, unless HamDog gets too busy hunting for new Four Loko flavors, or if I get too wrapped up debating on what color to paint my garage floor. If you’re a comic book nerd, [...]

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