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249181barfolomew:@ignatz I'm impressed! I had never heard of him until listening on 99% invisible, but I looked up his buildings and they're all so insane!

249175dangerkeith3000:@Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.

Hosebag:@Scoo Unless it's a flag factory.Scoo: 4 USC 1.8 (i) "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever."Teechur: I sell people's freedoms. Vote for me in 2020! I have a clear "vision" for the future.Catcat:@ChubbyBuddy Da, comrade! SomeCanadian: My product is a poster that says "Superimpose Photo of Your Product Here" with an American flag in the background. Do I have to do anything?Bob: I sell torches. Nope.Chest Rockwell: My product is a superimposing machine. This is going to be weird.ChubbyBuddy:@Sadbot awkward if portentous Sadbot: My product is CCCP flags...so it'll be awkward

Felicity:@duckfarts Last night I watched an episode of Scooby Doo where they found a coffin and Fred said it was dog-shaped and Scooby replied Rog-raped?Felicity: This is a tough test of my decade sense. The colour scheme says 1988 but the font says 1990. Maybe 1989 then?annterland: It even has a little sideways hat!Rev80: After 5 years Rap Musk turns to liquorShay: Oh crap, never mind. I mistook Elon Musk as the Pharma Bro.Shay:@Zukero And he's selling it 800% above market value.a robot:@Warrax It will not turn you into anyone cool, that's for sure. Probably more likely to get Vanilla IceZukero: Elon's favorite?duckfarts: thank god they didn't add that letterWarrax: I've got to know before I buy: will this turn me in to Chuck D, or Flavor Flav?piranharama: All night! (Good lord)

rip odb: Truck don't be trippin' no more.karpeles: Truck don't be trippin' no more.scribbs: A street in Happy Valley, where sadness is punishable by being hanged by the neck until you cheer up.Teechur: That happy vehicle has quite the toothless grin there.

duchaschmeremol: 2. underpantsAir Biscuit: 4. Dont look out the window. Use the peephole.Teechur: 2. Join E.V.I.L. because Every Villain Is Lemonsduckfarts: 2. durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrSadbot: 2.Read The Prince, realize it's a catty critique of the already-joke that is and was Italian politics, but use it to manipulate people anyway because they're still as self-interested as Machiavelli describedJabberwikket: On the internet no one knows....addend: 3. Profit.

Air Biscuit: This man did not reveal what he know about not wearing hats. Now the band is broken up amd he has a solo career.Supermansbrother: I used to love the Monkees. WTF: This was during their Surf Band phase.FabricMan: Where are the yarn versions?Sadbot: Oasis lookin...paleFelicity: Barbershop Wheres Freddy

Rev80: I too love having a frog play smooth jazz straight at my junk..Mr. Shine:@Felicity Non, I always walk zees way!ChubbyBuddy: dude you spilled every single glass NOT TIPPING SORRYFelicity: Have you got frogs legs?

Mr Bleak: I'#m trying to work out what might constitute a "cowbell emergency" and everything I come up with is an udder failure.Hosebag: Cows have bells because their horns don't work.Higdec: This cures the feverduckfarts: IT'S AN EMERGENCY, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DOHimesama: Always more.

duchaschmeremol: the distribution of marco's estate was fraught with difficultiesRiderFan: Polo.Air Biscuit:@Rev80 some people would disagree. Ide stick to just breathing on it.Supermansbrother: Fridge fries are sad fries, Marco. Rev80: Licking is not touching, right?!?!Teechur: I'll just pour your leftover milk in with these to save room in the fridge. Shay: The wing count is normal, but the fry count is a worrisome sign of OCD.tib gubb: 87 fries to Marco's dieduckfarts: [poops on box]addend: Everyone dies someday. The wings were dry and the fries were soggy. Thanks anyway, Marco.ChubbyBuddy: *alternatively, eats 3 fries and breaks 3 more in half*ChubbyBuddy: fuck you marcoChubbyBuddy: *adds i wing and 9 fries*

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