Sunday, July 27, 2008

Chinny Chin Chin

Should any of you out there ever spy stray hairs or WHISKERS on my chin or general facial area, you may be assured that I have not noticed them. Ella-Mae and I will each consider it a personal favor to have them gently pointed out. I can not do much about the droops and lines, but I do have a mean pair of tweezers and as long as I have glasses and a magnifying mirror, I know how to use them! Before any of you gents start thinking you are escaping the bodily evidence of time passing, check for bushes coming out of your ears.

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One of my deep fears is that I will become blind or otherwise incapacitated, utterly unable to stem the tide of hairs coming out of my ears and the end of my nose. I have made my wife swear time and again that she will attend to these matters, but I worry about it constantly.