Saturday, December 17, 2011

What's Shakin' in Bozeman

We haven't visited The Mess That Greenspan Made in a while, here's his "Best of the Bozeman Police Reports for last week:

No one was injured when a parked vehicle was popped into gear, possibly by the dog inside, and rolled across West Main Street into a business.

A driver in a gray Cadillac wearing a Santa hat was seen swerving “all over the road” and slammed on the brakes before turning onto Rusty Duck Lane around 4:30 p.m. A short time later, an intoxicated man wearing a Santa hat showed up on foot at a home on Rusty Duck Lane. Montana Highway Patrol troopers investigated a crash involving a gray Cadillac going through a fence, causing a lot of damage nearby.

Two scruffy-looking men went to a Tumbleweed Drive house and told the woman resident that horses were out. She told them she doesn’t own any horses.