The giant cheesy goodness comes from Sizzle Pie, which operates out of two locations in Portland and Eugene, OR. But there's a huge catch to scoring your own gargantuan slice: To start, the pie shop is only offering the meal—they're calling it the Santa Slice—through Christmas Eve, Dec. 24, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. at Sizzle Pie West in Portland.

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Second, it was crafted as a partnership with Portland's local camping store, Polar Stuff, so if you want a slice for $5 and not $10, you need to purchase Polar's Pizza Vibes koozie (also $5) and show it at the Sizzle counter when ordering.

The mega-slice measures 18 inches and is made in three flavors, Ace of Spades (pepperoni), D-Beat (cheese) and Vegan Police and Thieves (spinach and mushroom) and will set you back $10 if you don't happen to also need a drink sweater. It looks so incredible that we're nearly on the verge of spending Christmas on the West Coast. I mean, can you imagine what that whole pie looks like? A 36-inch work of art, that's what. And if you can't head West, these pizza-themed gifts will have to do.