As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

I felt a need to post in here,
despite my lack of skills.
I wanted to get likes from this,
though I still don't think I will.
I'd post something short and sweet...
A joke?
Well, change of pace'd be neat.

So there I was, at my desk,
clacking away for likes.
I thought of posting something rude
but with no desire for strikes
against my young account
which here I hold so dear,
I decided against it and wrote something else
with a danger less severe.

I broke the verse.
Wasn't that cool?
Or does that make me a poetic fool
who thinks his rhymes are slick and shine
enough to earn respect?

Well that's all fine
because I don't care,
and I could bring this anywhere.

That was short and too simplistic
I'll make it up with shit that's artistic.

Now I settled for what you see -
a pathetic attempt from me
to entertain,
to try in vain
to UNSTICK CAPSLOCK KEY

But there! I've done it!
And now I'm fine.
And my joke has yet to cross the line.
So before I stop I'll say one more thing;
something else before I spring,
that I surely hope will be no prob:
I agree with I & I
That 9/11 was an inside job!

Was that too much?
I don't think it was,
so I had to post some more.
How 'bout the difference between a clam and a whore?
I don't kill clams anymore.

I thought of more but that was risky,
I posted dicks in chat (I'm frisky)

Hah! Just kidding, it's part of the joke.
This rhyme of mine that I hate to end,
but must before the rules bend,
about why I must get attention
and used poor jokes for a chance of mention
At The Thinking Atheist forums no less;
That place over which I do obsess.

And so I leave you with this mess;
a piece of crap I must confess.
It sucks I know, this poem of mine.
Quite a read and a waste of time.

It breaks so much
and the rhythms are wrong
And I fear I made it far too long.

But give me a break
I wrote without edits
and I think for that I deserve some credit

After all I'm rather odd,
and my shit ain't perfect
cause bro...
I ain't God.

Peace.

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

I've got 2 tulpas, Taunav and Eris. If you don't know what a tulpa is, read this.http://community.tulpa.info/thread-kiahd...-to-tulpas
If Taunav has anything to say, he'll be speaking in []
If Eris has anything to say, she'll be speaking in {}
If you think I'm insane, I don't care