Prepare for your heart to drop out of your butt because this is quite literally the best thing I've seen at CES so far—it's called the Steady Snake. And it's an iPad tripod with a prehensile tail that you wear around your neck for hands-free TV watching, photo-taking, and all around iPad using.

I'm going to be honest. I chased this woman down so I could take a picture of the Steady Snake. It might be silly. It might be the sheer incarnation of excess and laziness. And it might cost $75. But take two minutes out of your life to look at the website and see all the uses of the way the steady snake could enrich your life. Best example: laying on the sofa reading an e-book! This thing is so ridiculous and I love the hell out of it.