Steve Holt

Like so many girls, Maebe Funke has a crush on Steve Holt, star quarterback and third-year senior. It isn't long before Maebe's mother Lindsay develops feelings for him too. Little do they know that he might be their cousin/nephew. Steve Holt!

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