London Zoo: [Closed] ALTERNATE WORLD REMAKE/REMODEL: David Lynch's SPIDER-MAN

No pen-portraits. This is ART ONLY. Posting just a bunch of text, or a scribble and a vast number of words, will get the thread closed and your account banned.

NO MORE PHOTO-MANIPULATION "art". I'll just delete them. People have been drenching recent threads with several pieces at a time that they've knocked out in photoshop in 2 minutes with no thought at all. I consider this to be taking the piss.

I will allow original photography.

No more than ONE submission by any one person in any one REMAKE/REMODEL.

INSTRUCTIONS:

You must design a poster for a movie called SPIDER-MAN directed by David Lynch. This is all you know.

Oh. Oh god. I can only imagine the beauty and horror on its way. Fuck, I wish I were artistic because my mind is already spinning.... But I think I may have to enlist someone to be my first look (like a food taster) because I have a nasty spider phobia and I can just imagine what some of you wonderful, fucked up people will come up with.