Every year, even as the NBA and NHL playoffs are underway, and the MLB season hitting its stride, the NFL steals the spotlight for a few days in late April for its annual NFL Draft or, as I like to call it, a reminder that NFL scouts and teams evaluators really just don't know anything more than you and I do.

This year, the league has even managed to hijack the news cycle for a few days before its annual draft party, when some American Justices (really at this point, who cares about the specifics?) decided to side with ol' Roger Goodell and re-suspend Tom "Tommy Boy" Brady for the first four games of the 2016 season. That way, the NFL could point out that, well yep there's a reason why the New England Patriots have no first-round draft pick this year didn't you hear, it's because they cheated. Even though, at this point, most people with half a brain understand that the Deflategate saga has little to do with 1) Tom Brady, 2) the Patriots, 3) footballs and 4) air pressure. #DeflateThis

ANYWAY! A classic at this time of the year is the proliferation of NFL Mock Drafts; because it isn't fair that only NFL teams could pretend they know a thing or two when they don't.

In this spirit, here is my highly unscientific mock draft ahead of tonight's 2016 NFL Draft. I watched maybe two total games last season in the NFL, and even fewer than that in college football, which makes me as qualified as anyone else. Do with this what you will.