A Poll for this Monday

So the internet is back. Or rather, the internet here in the dorms is no longer at that deceptively slow speed which tempts and promises a loading time of less than twenty minutes but which, like the foul siren it is, fails to deliver the advertised reward.

That said, forgive the skipped week, but today I believe we are going to do something a little differently. You see, come December I will have been blogging diligently here at WordPress for two years, and at no point during that time was I ever aware of who exactly my readership consisted, or what they even enjoyed reading. Thus, for For the next two weeks I will be posting polls to try and gague your readership. I urge you to vote, you countless rogues who come in the night and read without commenting. My stat page does not lie. I know you read, but now is the time to vote!
The poll is secret. I do not know who you are, so vote honestly. The results are visible only to myself, so as not to sway the voter by meta-considerations of the standings of various answers.
But enough words! For your pleasure I present to you this poll.