Ok...
OPTIMEGUS'S winning t-shirt has been created. And since it was two-sided, cafepress marks it up another $3...so instead of just text, I added some graphics so you guys would be getting more for your money.

I was going to buy one of the bumper stickers, but that is about the gheyest little blue car I've ever seen. How about a flying tire with tire tracks across it instead? Would that violate the use of trademarked images though?

Official Sponsor of Ray Barile[Dooger] 9:10 am: That David [Backes] is a cool dude.RIP Pavol Demitra - I hope you are "so hoppy" wherever you are now