I once turned up at an event to be told that there were only 6 fights left on the card. 30 mins before bell time I was told that it'd been reduced to 4. Luke Barnatt and I were then pulled out of the bar to judge as none of the judges had turned up either. Thankfully we'd only had a half. First fight was a 9 second KO, and they put breaks of 45 mins between fights

I still have one of Gegard Mousasi's socks from Dec 2006 Cagwarriors. I never bothered telling anybody that before but he was wondering around looking for it and I'd taken it.
Call me weird if you want.

At a small show a wee guy got tackled through the ropes and landed hard on the floor, he lay there till the ambulance came and then they put a couple of thin gym mats down around the outside of the ring once he'd been wheeled away. Scary stuff.

salad in the cage was a good one
the Jenkins streak was unfortunately, unforgettable

I once heard a story about a massive sofa being nicked from a hotel the day after a show. apparently, it must have been a 4 man lift, they just picked it up and walked off leaving the promoter with an impending chat at reception