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Monday, December 29, 2014

Holiday Query Hop Critique 12

The last week of 2014 starts out with help from Tracy Townsend! Tracy Townsend took a roundabout way to getting her agent but the original request came from one of my contests!

Keep in mind that feedback is subjective by nature. What does and does not catch the eye is going to vary by person. Each writer must weigh the comments they get against their own judgement and make the changes that resonate with them.

The Holiday Query hop is closed. Please make sure you get your 10 critiques done.

The random number generator picks 48!

Dear {Agent},

{personalization as to why
querying agent, if applicable}

[I’m glad you note “if
applicable” here… In my experience, personalization only seemed to pay off when
it was very specific and important (“You favorited my pitch in #adpit” or “I saw
your #MSWL tweet about wanting to represent a zombie gnome plague memoir and
thought you might be interested in this project.”) Recently, Her Sharkness Janet Reid
weighed in on the issue, too. Bottom
line, I think in most cases, personalization is best left undone.)

Viking lord Skrizgaard's got it made in the shade: loads of
quests, big bad boss battles, and plenty of pillage to plunder. [While
“pillage” can be used as a noun (“the raider horded up his pillage”), it’s more
commonly recognized as a verb – ie., “to pillage.” Given that, I stumbled a bit on this phrase
and found myself trying to reframe it as “plenty of pillaging to pursue” in order
to keep your alliterative bounce. Think
that one over – you have a kind of playful tone here that’s fun and
interesting, but any nonstandard language use could slow down the agent reading
your query, and not necessarily in a good way.] The noble warrior's been the
world's greatest hero for over 1,000 years and he plans to keep it that way until
forever finally ends.[I struggled with this idea of forever ending:
it could be a specific usage that references something about the nature of your
world and its rules. Mostly, though, it flies
in the face of “he plans to keep it that way.”
If he’s going to keep it that way, that’s his motivation, and we don’t
want to qualify it, thereby muddying the waters of Skrizgaard’s M.O. and
persona.] A fetch quest to nab a cursed flute for the queen of the
Eternal City is easy-peasy for a champion like Skrizgaard. Until the flute
strips away his immortality and makes evil, people-dissolving spirits pour into
the world.[This is a sentence fragment – you can use them
artfully in a query, but in my opinion, they read as artful and intentional
when they are short. This might be long enough to come off seeming
like a grammar fluke rather than rhetorical strategy.] After
that, the last thing he needs is some pre-teen following him around saying she
needs his protection.[We
need something that transitions into the arrival of this other character in
Skrizgaard’s life – something that clearly shows we’re in a bad-to-worse
situation for him. Opening the sentence
with “after that” didn’t quite achieve that for me.]

To
twelve-year-old Medolie Perker, better known as Meddy,[Limit
the names you provide. In this case, I’d
call her Meddy Perker and worry about introducing her proper name in your
actual pages, where you have room to set that up.] the
great and noble Skrizgaard is like a knight in shining armor [But,
umm.. he’s a pillaging Viking, right?
So, is the point that Meddy is totally mistaken about him or are we
getting conflicting images of your main character?]. She
just knows he'll make a great bodyguard. Until her Glitch powers activate, that
is. Then bending space’ll be child’s play and she'll be the most powerful being
in the world. Till then she might as well be a regular kid, a sitting duck for
the cyborgs from the Land of the Technomancers to kidnap and use in their
dastardly devices. [I’ve read this paragraph several times – which
is probably more than most agents would do – and I’m afraid I get lost in the
weeds somewhere in this section. Is
Meddy supposed to have powers? And what are Glitch powers? She seems to be anticipating their arrival,
but until then, she needs a bodyguard?
Why is she someone these Technomancers want to kidnap and use? I’m assuming it’s because of these Glitch
powers, but without knowing what they are or why they would be both valuable
and dangerous, I’m more confused than intrigued.] . And her powers show no sign of kicking in
anytime soon. But as the world fills up with evil spirits and more and more
people get dissolved, those cyborgs might be the least of Meddy's problems.

Now
with a devil on his trail[Are you being literal or
metaphorical? In this kind of a story
concept, could be either or even both.
This only adds to my feeling of uncertainty about the stakes all
around.] and
zero health potions left, Skrizgaard's got his hands full enough trying to
complete his quest [That snatch-quest, right? Agents reading fast and furious probably have
a brief brain buffer. Don’t strain it. Try to clarify by reminding us he’s got
his hands full of everything but the
flute he’s meant to grab.] without having to look after Meddy. Luckily,
the queen of the Eternal City knows a cure that'll let him reverse the flute's
curse [Ahh,
here’s the flute – can we bump up mentioning it to the sentence before to
eliminate the confusion buffer?] and send the evil spirits
back to the otherspace. But he'll need an all-powerful Glitch to pull it
off.[Okay:
bring it home now. Remind us here that
all of a sudden, Meddy might be just the baggage he needs. Make the pieces come together clearly.]

At
51,000 words, THE GREAT AND NOBLE SKRIZGAARD is a stand-alone middle grade
fantasy adventure with video game elements. [I
like the idea of this, but I’m not sure what it means. As in, the characters are actually in a video game, and you’re going for something
super-meta, or this fantasy world is based off tropes drawn from video games,
or something else? Would a slightly
different description be clearer and livelier? A middle grade READY PLAYER ONE? A middle grade fantasy with the spirit of
Golden Axe and the sparkle of League of Legends? Can you make this pop?]It
is available in part or in full upon request.[That’s
why you’re querying. You don’t have to say this; it’s assumed.]I
have a degree in Film from Wayne State University with a special interest in
screenwriting.[I know this detail helps
link a Film degree with writing, but what does “special interest” mean? That you’ve written screenplays? That you’ve had some of your work
produced? If you can’t get concrete
about what your interest means, it probably won’t help you more than my special
interest in ice cream helps my body fat percentage.]

Thank
you for your time and consideration! [Random personal bias
here: I hate exclamation points. They strike me as chirpy. I’d rather be not muddy this good social
grace with whatever the reader will or won’t read into punctuation.]

Sincerely,

The strengths of this query – at least in the first paragraph –
are its voice and the way it leans hard into the language and imagery of
quest-oriented MMORPG video games. I
couldn’t quite tell if we’re meant to accept this as a fully developed
secondary world fantasy, as in “there is no real world, only Skrizgaard’s
world,” or if this is some kind of meta-text, where the reader is analogous to
a player of the game in which Meddy and Skrizgaard are characters, a kind of
portal-fantasy variant. I’m still puzzled
about that, actually.

Sf/f queries face a real uphill climb in terms of making unreal
worlds feel real, alive, and full of meaningful stakes that don’t devolve into
predictable plots. I can empathize with the struggle to make this very brief
document clear and yet representative of your text. Because I feel I don’t quite understand the nature of the project, I’ll leave it at that
and hope you can brainstorm a slightly different approach.

I like that both your characters have stakes (Skrizgaard has lost some measure of his power to a
curse, and he can’t complete his quest, and
the world is going to hell in a hand-basket because of how that curse was
released; Meddy will be powerful one day – presumably – but she isn’t yet and
has to stay alive long enough to protect herself from being hunted down.). What I don’t get is the threat that faces
Meddy in the first place, before folks start dissolving.

If you can help your reader grapple with what this world is and
help them appreciate Meddy’s initial situation, you’ll have a much stronger
query. Good luck in the trenches! (She said, using an exclamation point.)

Best,

Tracy

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Tracy Townsend lives in Bolingbrook, Illinois and teaches English at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.She has studied at DePauw University, the National University of Ireland (Galway), and DePaul University, where she obtained degrees in English, Creative Writing, and Rhetoric.She is a member of the Science Fiction Research Association and other academic organizations, which allows her to write very long things and read them aloud to people who are obliged to behave politely. Her sf/f writing draws on her experience as a lapsed Catholic, an assistant martial arts instructor, a comic book fangirl (Make Mine Marvel!), a tabletop role-player, and an obsessive hound for obscure mythologies.Inexplicably, other uses for that resume have yet to present themselves.She is represented by the strikingly elegant and classy Bridget Smith of Dunham Lit.

Tracy devotes time she doesn’t have to cooking, gardening, writing, and seriously pondering the treadmill in her basement.She is married to her high school sweetheart, with whom she shares two remarkable children.They are – naturally – named after characters from books.

You can find Tracy on Twitter(@TheStorymatic)more often than she really ought to be.