Atheist slogans to ward off door to door christians.

I have always thought about putting a slogan or quote on my front door to try and ward off the door to door Christians. Just wondering if anyone has any good ones that will make atheists laugh but religious people slightly offended or uncomfortable?

I went to those sites, and the comments section at the bottom, with a JW bitching that people should treat JW's with more respect and common courtesy, and implying that not wanting to talk to them is racist...is even funnier, in a scary and yet enlightening way, than the suggestions to avoid them.

The EX-JW explaining how the more obvious you make it that you are off limits, the more holy the quest/the more kudos they earn at their hall..the better.

IE: A big no tresspassing sign, having them thrown in jail, claiming to be an apostate, atheist, evangelical, etc, means GIANT TROPHY for even trying.

So, its mostly a personal quest for privacy combined with tolerance for those who make it a sport to overcome your resistance.

A porch with a sign that says to stay off the porch, combined with a trap door in the floor at the front door, might work.

The fun part/tricky part would be the way you design the pit they fall into.....

I would say the pit should be lined with a smooth round building material so that nothing hurts them on the way down and the bottom is filled with all sorts of soft and spongy sex toys. That would be the polite way to do it I think.