dessicated coconut is possibly the horriblest edible thing in the Universe - might as well eat sawdust IMHO. But it's nice in bounty ice cream - or just plain ice cream - at my favourite after work curry house (when I did work... *grunts*) I always had coconut ice cream after my korma and pilau. *feels very hungry*

Tony - stop taking the pith - you're not supposed to chew OJ!

"Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.” George Bernard Shaw

Hey guys interesting thread but i think you have all forgotten about Ronnie Soak after all he was the foundling anthropomorphic personification and the first horseman of the apocolypse. so i reckon that would make him an ideal candidate for up front.
On the topic of The Luggage and the people that he eats well it stands to reason that he digests them to a completely different part of the time space continuom* seeks dictionary as can't quite remember how to spell* and they will probably be read about at some point in the future/past of Discworld.

oh yes, I was especially interested by "I also have sent a collection of ten pencil illustrations to Czech publishers Talpress to accompany their special combined edition of Equal Rites and Mort. This gave me the opportunity to draw Esk and Cutangle for the first time after re-reading Equal Rites."

Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21
But he comes home each evening and he’s ready with his gun