Reality. Humans (known taxonomically as Homo sapiens, Latin for “wise man” or “knowing man”)are the only living species in the Homo genus. Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioural modernity around 50,000 years ago. Humans have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the hands for manipulating objects, has allowed humans to make far greater use of tools than any other living species on Earth. Other higher-level thought processes of humans, such as self-awareness, rationality, and sapience, are considered to be defining features of what constitutes a “person”.

Coalition World. If you are not white or Christian, it seems you are not human, and therefore we can push you out to sea and still say we value human rights.

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Reality. Climate change is real. Millions of acres of land around the world is changing. Seas are rising. Sea ice is not forming as it should. Glaciers are breaking. Deserts are expanding. Farm land is drying and the top soil blowing away or being washed away and made mud with floods.

Coalition World. Climate change is crap.

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Reality. Australian finance minister, Wayne Swan, has been named Finance minister of 2011. This is the second time an Australian finance minister has won the award. Paul Keating was also awarded this prize with his reforms including the floating of the dollar. Peter Costello, while he snubbed Keating and the award, is also known to have put his name forward under his time as treasurer, but he was never awarded the gong.

Coalition World. The Australian Economy is worse then the worst thing ever. Seriously. Think of the worst thing ever. Now picture it. That’s right. The economy is worse then imagining Tony Abbott as prime minister. Don’t you believe what those economists say as they are having sex with climate scientists.