Recently, Brett Mecum
dared to run for the Central Arizona Water Conservation District board. He had
“stiff” competition in a field of 10 candidates. The top 5 candidates with the
most votes were elected to the water board. We are sorry to inform Politico
Mafioso readers that he has let everyone “down.” Out of all of the candidates,
Mecum came in 9th place.

This is terrible when Brett Mecum claims to be such an expert
running political campaigns but can’t even seem to win a race. In fact, this was
Mecum’s first election and probably his last in Arizona. This buffoon has caused
more trouble than anyone in the Arizona history. He could not politically manage
his way out of a paper bag. The overweight, balding Mecum has been banished to
running
political campaigns in Tucson and has now been downgraded to running for the
Arizona water board. Rumor has it that Mecum has put his name of the ballot for
dog catcher next year. Even that election will be a “bitch” for him to win.

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