Trump deports EPA, Fish and Wildlife to CanadaUnhappy with the "socialist" thinking in the EPA, and the concern for animals at the US Fish and Wildlife, Trump announced both departments will be deported to Canada.I had the heads of both departments come over to the White House and neither seemed to understand it's America First from now on. Either they are unpatriotic or treasonous.

In dicussions with the prime minister last week, I found out they have lots of room and lots of air. The EPA will measure air and they can count all the fish they like in Labrador, their new home. Termination packages will be two weeks pay for any employees who do not wish to go.

Moses Schmidt, 48, father of Matthew (18), Mark (17), John(16), Rachel(15), Thea(13), Mary (11) and Tiffany (9) decided that their new child was the answer to his prayers for Luke, to complete the Gospel theme. The girl, Luke Catherine Schmidt, was baptized Sunday in a private ceremony at the Schmidt ranch.http://karireport.blogspot.com/2017/03/ ... -luke.html

Republicans torn on how to Screw AmericaThe Republicans involved in Trump's healthcare reform are all pumped about these positive changes to improving the nation's character. The president is offering you a chance to take responsibility of your healthcare.http://karireport.blogspot.com/2017/04/ ... erica.html

Dessert first at Mar-a-LagoTrump was getting frustrated at not getting any done and having his Executive Orders blocked. The staff came up with an idea to cheer him up. "Write something you always wanted and we will get it passed." Trump blurted out Dessert First!

The policy will be effective immediately at Mar-a-Lago. It will then be implemented at the White House on days when there are no foreign guests at dinner.

"You can place the dessert aside, as dinner will be served ten minutes later. I for one will be eating it first" Trump explained.

Trump Bans Federal Water CoolersThese water coolers must go! We have coolers here in DC at the Smithsonian and outdoors and they are all free. We can't have free water anymore, as it favors all the city people.