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For the past week, I’ve been neck deep in Pokemon Black trying to catch ’em all, which means I have read a lot of Pokedex entries. And some of them are downright weird. Weirder than usual, I mean.

That’s why today, I’ve gone through the Pokedex to bring you the Ten Most Disturbing Pokemon Of All Time, based solely on their official descriptions (with one bonus bit of fan theory pictured above). These are the creepy and weird ones, and as I ended up going through a ton of Pokedex entries to find the best ten, there were a lot I discarded. There’s Charmander of course, who dies if the flame on its tail goes out, Metapod, which is said to “endure hardships” while immobilized in its hardened cocoon, and Houndoom, which has the charming description “if it burns you, the pain will never go away.”

I’ve done these articles before as a punishment for my readers, but this time things are different, as I’m joined by CA contributor David Uzumeri, who rose to the challenge admirably, even dropping science like the equation seen above. So if you want to see us eventually work our way through all 453 (or whatever) Pokemon, leave a comment and let ’em know!