Futures McPlunge at Open, As Tariff Man Continues to Fuck Markets

I believe this has all to do with Canada arresting one of China’s elite, the CFO of Huawei, daughter to the founder of the company — a company with size and scale equal to Amazon. She is now sitting in a Canadian cell awaiting extradition to the US, where Trump is waiting to personally execute her for sending calculators to Iran.

Futures were very funky at the open. I truly hate the word — but found it to be useful to me here. We were down more than 500, which is a rather larger drop, considering we were +115 last night. Now we’re down 185 and I really do not know where this fucker is going next. Glad to be in a lot of cash.