Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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Monday Morning Power

A dose of "Monday Morning Power" and a cup of coffee and you're ready for whatever awaits you. At a minimum you should read this blog on Monday Mornings. However, there will be new posts daily. Whenever you want to feel good, tune in and help yourself to some "Monday Morning Power." Please share this site with everyone you care about. I welcome your comments and suggestions

About Me

My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside.
I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you.
Following is my contact information and my philosophies:
Mel Kaye
(Broker Associate)
Keller Williams Realty
Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293)
Mobile: 805.300.1769
Fax: 888.371.1190
Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com
Website: http://melkaye.com
Skype: Mel.Kaye
Lic #: 00742678
340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100
Westlake Village, CA 91362

This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Friday, July 13, 2007

The teacher said it was physically impossible for awhale to swallow a human because even though itwas a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by awhale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale couldnot swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will askJonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroomof children while they were drawing. She wouldoccasionally walk around to see each child's work.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knowswhat God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from herdrawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the TenCommandments with her five and six year olds.After explaining the commandment to "honor" thyFather and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there acommandment that teaches us how to treat ourbrothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldestof a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching hermother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. Shesuddenly noticed that her mother had severalstrands of white hair sticking out in contrast on herbrunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you dosomething wrong and make me cry or unhappy,one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a whileand then said, "Momma, how come ALL ofgrandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, andthe teacher was trying to persuade them each tobuy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it whenyou are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,"And there's the teacher, she's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulationof the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, theblood, as you know, would run into it, and I wouldturn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing up right inthe ordinary position the blood doesn't run intomy feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of aCatholic elementary school for lunch. At the headof the table was a large pile of apples. The nunmade a note, and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the otherend of the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. Godis busy watching the apples”.