mascot of pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, Brian Wilson. First seen during a Skype session with Chris Rose where the machine, a man dressed like the gimp, walked in the background. It has since become an inside joke with Brian and all his fans and as he said at the world series parade, "Wheres the Machine?"

An general all-round good egg who is often found pumping iron in sheds.
People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.

Formed Nyack, New York in 1987 The Machine, began recreating the extensive psychedelic jams of Pink Floyd" The Machine is made up of four very talented musicians, Joe Pascarell – guitar and lead vocals; Neil Alexander – keyboard and backing vocals; Ryan Ball – bass and backing vocals; Todd Cohen – drums.

Jes: What did you do tonight?
Tova: I went with some friends to see The Machine
Jes: Oh yeah? How was it?
Tova: Amazing.