“I swear, every time I see one of you people walk into a store or a restaurant I think World War III is going to break loose, but look at you, you act just like normal white people. Nobody back at the FOX studio is going to believe me when I tell them.”

“I’ll be taking your drinks and whatever you got in this bag.”
“…and I will stand here outraged with my hands on my hips protesting your actions under my breath what you are doing, but never confronting you as you walk away!”