I want to curl into pill bug formation and protect myself. I’m sitting in a Schlotsky’s restaurant. It used to be the best Schlotsky’s in the nation with upscale décor and classical music. That was back when the founders of Schlotsky’s owned the place. But then they expanded the company too quickly, got into financial trouble and sold the chain to Texas Burger. Texas Burger sold it to … lord, I lost track. All