Harry Potter Dark Mark Watch

LOYAL TO YOU-KNOW-WHO

The mark of the Death Eaters isn’t exactly something you want to see looming over your local sporting event. It’s just bad PR – they should know that after the first go around. Maybe they should try something like a TV commercial or something. We’re sure the Quidditch match had an ad-spot or two still open.

With this watch, you can display your loyalty to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named without all the drama that a sign in the sky can cause.

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.