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William Wink, 68, a former candidate for St. Lucie County Property Appraiser, is charged with aggravated assault for allegedly throwing an orange from his Fort Pierce condo at a road construction worker seven stories below him, reports TCPalm in Stuart. Wink, dressed only in his underwear at the time, allegedly made contact with the worker before he threw the orange, according to the report. Wink told cops he didn't throw the orange maliciously - he just trying to get rid of the rotting fruit.

Mario Lopez - the hottie correspondent on Extra - is super serious about branching out. He's tried television stardom ("Saved by the Bell,""Bold and the Beautiful,""Nip/Tuck"), ballroom dancing ("Dancing with the Stars"), Broadway ("A Chorus Line") and writing (three fitness how-to's and two children's books). Now he's trying underwear...his own men's underwear line that is. Lopez will bring his RatedM collection of underwear and bodywear to Bloomingdale's in Aventura Mall this Saturday, March 24 from 5 to 7 p.m. The host of "Extra" and "America's Best Dance Crew" will emcee a runway show and then autograph RatedM purchases of $25 or more.

Lingerie thieves swiped hundreds of pairs of panties from the Victoria's Secret store in Boca Raton 's Town Center mall, the latest twist in a series of high-end underwear heists at two Palm Beach County malls. Friday's pilfering of about 600 pairs — worth about $6,300 — comes nine days after Boca Raton police arrested two Miami-Dade women linked to an elaborate lingerie fraud targeting Victoria's Secret shops across the area since October. Surveillance video at the store shows two women, who appear to be in their 30s, stealing the underwear around 2:30 p.m., according to Boca Raton police.

Maurice Mondrae Manns, 35, is accused of stealing about $150 worth of men's smokin' hot underwear from a Walmart, according to Gainesville police, reports The Gainesville Sun. An accomplice, Shantieria Cymone Gaskin, 25, and Gaskin allegedly then drove to an undisclosed convenience store and traded the undies for cigarettes. Police said the duo later returned to Walmart with a list of items to steal-and-trade, according to police. Get the DUHtails at The Gainesville Sun. More FloriDUH Categories: Central Florida (1110)

University police officers say Cody Lee White, 36, of Cape Coral, stole about 35 pairs of women's underwear from university laundry facilities in the past month, reports the Naples Daily News. The laundry lifter suspect allegedly told police he has a fetish for women's undies and had been pilfering panties from campus laundry rooms for almost a year, an arrest report said. White was nailed after surveillance cameras caught images of the panty prowler's truck.

A 49-year-old mom, Priscilla Ethridge, was jailed after she allegedly told Walton County Sheriff's Office deputies she hit her son, who was standing in his underwear, with a shovel handle and told him to get out of her home, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News in Fort Walton Beach. Her son, who is on probation, suffered either a broken or dislocated elbow. Time to ban assault shovels? Get the DUHtails at the Northwest Florida Daily News in Fort Walton Beach.

Sarasota County Sheriff's Office undercover detectives busted two men at Venice's Caspersen Beach park, reports WWSB ABC News-7 in Sarasota. Roger Howes, 78, of Nokomis, was arrested after he kept grabbing and touching himself through his shorts, telling an undercover detective he wanted to head back to his place with him - due to a police presence in the park. Thomas Mahr, 51, of North Port, was also arrested after leading an undercover detective down a trail.

Clerks at Bealls Outlet in Winter Haven alerted an off-duty detective that a customer in the store was stuffing merchandise down his shorts, reports The Ledger in Lakeland. When the detective approached Benjamin Gilbert Kennedy, 57, he saw a pink pair of underwear hanging from Kennedy's pocket, according to the arrest report. But that's not all he managed to stuff in his pants. According to the report, the detective found Kennedy had stuffed a polo shirt and 25 pairs of women's underwear down his shorts.

Okay, this is a sensitive subject and I just want you to know that I realize that. But I couldn't help but notice that many women in South Florida like to wear their pants really tight, the better to accentuate those "Caribbean curves. " Now for some this means your nether regions waaaay down South are clearly outlined. Not necessarily a bad thing, but if you want to camouflage cameltoe then check out the oh-so-aptly-named Camelflage underwear that have a built-in guard that smooths the appearance of um everything that might need smoothing.

Talk about sheer indulgence. A man known only as "Howard" made it easy for airport screeners before he stepped aboard a recent US Airways flight from Fort Lauderdale to Phoenix. His attire — or lack thereof — consisted of electric blue panties and camisole, a half-length cardigan, black mules, a choker and thigh-high hose. "It was unbelievable," Jill Tarlow of Phoenix said of her brief encounter with the gray-haired, middle-aged man on the June 9 flight. Tarlow and others complained, but US Airways employees let the lingerie-clad man board.