...Said the star of the following year's 'Clash of the Titans.' Feel free to start anytime now!

Colin Farrell: 'I thought it was style over substance and I accept a good bit of the responsibility.. It was never going to be Lethal Weapon, but I think we missed an opportunity.'

I completely forgot that this movie existed, to be honest with you. This probably makes Farrell and Foxx happy.

Charlize Theron: 'That was a bad, bad, bad movie. But I got to work with John Frankenheimer. I wasn’t lying to myself—that’s why I did it.'

Ah, but why did Affleck do it, I wonder?

Shia LaBoeuf: 'It became too big, and I think you lost the anchor of the movie... Then it’s just a bunch of robots fighting each other.'

It's cute that he thinks that the third one would somehow be more complex than 'robots fighting each other.'

Katherine Heigl: 'It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys.'

Yeah! You tell 'em! I bet you'll take that experience and use it to star in (and produce) movies that feature more nuanced and positive portrayals of women! Like... 'The Ugly Truth.' Yeah...

Mark Wahlberg: 'It is what it is. F***ing trees, man. The plants. F*** it. You can’t blame me for wanting to try to play a science teacher.'

Oh, yes I can.

Jeremy Irons: 'Are you kidding? I'd just bought a castle, I had to pay for it somehow!'

I'm pretty sure Nicolas Cage also has a few castles. So clearly castles = dreck. A lesson for all you actors out there.

Chris Cooper: 'Then as time went on, I think it got further and further away from historical fact, and became more of a vigilante film. And that was a slight disappointment.'

I am shocked, shocked, that Mel Gibson starred in an historically inaccurate movie.

Christian Bale: 'At 17, you want to be taken very seriously — you don't want to be doing a musical.'

And in your thirties, you still want to be taken very seriously, so you create the best/worst Batman voice ever.

Will Smith: 'Hopefully, other than [title], it's not the worst movie you've ever seen. I made a mistake on [title]. That could have been better.'

And where's your apology for the song that went with it?

Eddie Murphy: 'I know two or three people that liked this movie.'

I don't believe you, Eddie.

Nicole Kidman: 'I can’t look at this movie and be proud of what I’ve done... It's just impossible for me to connect to it emotionally.'

I wonder if she'd be able to connect to it emotionally if it wasn't for all the Botox. Okay, that's mean, but I like her, and I wish she'd go back to having a human face.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'It’s the worst film I have ever made. Now, when my kids get out of line, they’re sent to their room and forced to watch [title] 10 times.'

Brigitte Nielsen weeps. Or she would, if she still had tear ducts.

Sylvester Stallone: 'The worst film I’ve ever made by far… maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen…'

It's funny to me that Stallone and Arnold are probably the most hostile towards their entries here, considering how many terrible films they've inflicted upon us all (oh quiet, I know they've made good ones, too).

Sandra Bullock*: 'If you had seen the film with your eyes, it's pretty much a film about a woman stalking a man.. That doesn't really set up the premise for a loving couple.'

I have seen this movie, with my eyes, Ms. Bullock, and I am sad to say that I remember the experience very well.

Dennis Hopper: 'I said, 'Well Henry, I did that [movie] so you could have shoes,' and he said, 'Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.''

I have seen this movie, with my eyes, Ms. Bullock, and I am sad to say that I remember the experience very well.

Richard Dreyfuss: 'I think the acting is good and a lot of the writing is good, but I don’t really know why Oliver didn’t come to a conclusion with it.'

I have seen this movie, with my eyes, Ms. Bullock, and I am sad to say that I remember the experience very well.