WTF, Game of Thrones? The 10 Craziest Moments From Season 3

Oh, Game of Thrones. Season three went by way too fast, but at the same time it'll be nice to go several months without any of our favorite characters dying, won't it? I rounded up the 10 most shocking moments in this fantastic-yet-completely-bats*% season so you can relive all the madness. [CAUTION: TONS OF SPOILERS!]

10. Arya up and kills one of Lord Frey's men. Was it the biggest moment in the finale? Hardly. But when the Hound asked if Frey's man was the first she's killed, Arya's simple reply, "The first man..." was straight-up chilling. Something tells me we haven't seen the last of Arya's rage.

9. Jamie saves Brienne from a bear. A real, angry, incredibly good-at-standing-on-his-hind-legs bear. OK, so this guy may not be so bad after all.

8. Joffrey uses Ros for target practice. This moment was brief (thankfully), but the shot of a ravaged Ros was tough to take in—both because of its cruelty and the not-so-subtle reminder that characters we've known from the beginning are dropping like flies.

7. Theon gets sprung from a mysterious dungeon only to end up...back in said dungeon. He gets tortured, tortured, and tortured some more by a nameless, floppy-haired fella (sorry, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg, but we now have a whole new meaning for "D*ck in a Box"). It was only in the finale that we learned this guy is actually the traitorous Lord Bolton's bastard son Ramsay, sent by Robb Stark to capture Theon after he took Winterfell.

6. Sam kills a White Walker—for what is, according to Jojen, the first time in thousands of years. See? This is why Sam is one of my favorite characters (knock on wood—don't die, Sam!). He's braver than he looks—sort of the Neville Longbottom of the Night's Watch.

3. Jon and Ygritte just barely escape a certain death while climbing the wall, thanks to Jon's incredible hand-eye coordination. Then they make out on top of the wall kind of just to rub it in that bitter warg Orell's face.

2. Daenerys has a serious "F YOU"; moment with Kraznys, the master of the Unsullied. Oh, yeah, Dany knows High Valyrian, and, oh yeah, she's about to have Drogon spit fire all over you. And that's why you never mess with the Mother of Dragons.

1. The Red Wedding. I kid you not, I stared at the TV with my mouth open for about five minutes after the (painfully silent) credits rolled. Everything about this scene—for lack of a better word—slays me. Catelyn's face when "The Rains of Castamere" started playing! The fact that Arya was so close to them! Talisa's murder was probably the toughest to watch, but as a die-hard Robb fan, it was just brutal to see him and his mother come to the swift realization that it was all over. I'll really miss Robb's pillowy lips. Sorry, that was creepy.