ok i am not sure if a mod has read my other attempt yet, but if they don't appreciate THAT type of humor, I have made an alternative, which is written in the form of a sonnet.

So, funny story, I see.
Thousands will try.
But do I plea?
Or should I just lay down and die?
Do I keep trying to get my username changed?
Or do I forget it?
No, this must be arranged.
Even if it seems I am throwing a fit!
To click "Submit Reply", for the millionth time,
And for what?
Is it a crime?
To want to seem just a little bit more haute?
So, I plea!
Please change my username to fendiii!

"Your persistence will be the death of you!"
-a line from a person favorite game of mine, Tomb Raider Legend