Hey, wait..."Is this post a joke?!"Isn't the key comment in the first paragraph?

Knock out obligatory Hank Stamper and Gen. Dan Sickles references, and we're left with a strong culture bias: "civilized" people keep their severed limbs in the freezer. Smokers are greener than freezers (Always with the smokers in here). Breda has a dehydrator. Can we drag her into this?

Naa, the key to the situation is running out of rent on the smoker-storage locker. I foresee a Keogh-plan-like revolution in stowage of no-longer-living organic stuff: a closed-end mausoleum lease, followed by public display like those science museum artworks made of cadaver cutaways. The only difference between Hee-Haw and the Arts Institute is the carnival barker.

I'm sure you're wondering: my personal parts will be at the Smithsonian, next to Dillinger's. In the El Camino.