Well, Bro,, since you already stepped in it, would you mind coming over to the casa de Gonz and clean out the kennel area? Now that the snow is melting, I have some "land mine clearing" that you can do..

‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY

‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY

‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY

Well.... I would like to say I have a manly dog like a Dalmation or a St Bernard... but NOOOOOO....

I have a Bichon Frise....

Its pronouced Bi-Shawn Free-Say

Related to a Poddle...

And it was wet so it wont go outside but the carpet is dry enough and Yes... It got a @$$ spanking

So, it laid a nice pile for me spread out like a cluster bomb so that it made sure that I would step in it. It could have gone anywhere but right in the walkway to the kitchen. Needless to say, JHR1985 was not a happy camper

Dirty Bomb

Collect all dog pooh ina five gallon plastic bucket, mix in a few weed greens and let set in a rain storm and then let it cook in 80 degree sun for a week. Now find an enemy and dump it on 'em. Next, run like H***.

Well.... I would like to say I have a manly dog like a Dalmation or a St Bernard... but NOOOOOO....

I have a Bichon Frise....

Its pronouced Bi-Shawn Free-Say

Related to a Poddle...

And it was wet so it wont go outside but the carpet is dry enough and Yes... It got a @$$ spanking

So, it laid a nice pile for me spread out like a cluster bomb so that it made sure that I would step in it. It could have gone anywhere but right in the walkway to the kitchen. Needless to say, JHR1985 was not a happy camper

I have no idea what a "Poddle" is --Bichon Frise,yes--it will not go outside? You weigh approx 200pounds? It weighs 7 or 8 pounds? Pick it up -put it outside-let it do its business-let it back in. We are not talking rocket science here.

It is a dog-it cannot open the door-it cannot phone you-it cannot write you a note.
I have a 120 pound American Bulldog--it is snoring on the sofa behind me--every night,before we lockdown, he goes outside to do his stuff(rain/wind etc)--HE DOES NOT GET A CHOICE-HE GOES OUTSIDE FOR 15 MINS.
He is more loyal than my ex-wife-he would die to protect me and mine-try it you may get more than you receive, apart from smelly toes.
May I also add my manufacture date?1940--Hitler realised there was a second Messiah-thats why he started WW2