Defense is actually top 10. Turnovers are skewing the amount of points given up.

We'll be fine. 2018 is going to be excellent.

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

Mahomes gets hurt, and Smith has to finish the game (3-5, 26 yards), but the Chiefs pick off Carr 3 times and move to 4-9.

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

The Chiefs lose Kareem Hunt for the final two games of 2017. The offseason is nigh!

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

Mahomes throws his 25th TD against Miami in a 42-29 loss, passing Jameis Winston and Andrew Luck for second all time behind Peyton Manning and Russell Wilson. The young man is learning.

Mahomes: 25-42, 270 yards, 4 TD, 2 INT
Hill: 10 rec, 147 yards, 2 TD

Should I throw on every play in Week 17 just for kicks?

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

Post mortem: An up and down season for Pat Mahomes, who broke Peyton Manning's rookie TD record, and found the end zone 33 times, but also turned it over way too much. A breakout season for Tyreek Hill.

The Chiefs dreadful offensive line got Mahomes sacked 61 times, 15 of which are on Eric Fisher. The Chiefs will look to upgrade the LT spot in the offseason, find a more reliable #2 WR and LG and replacements at NT and MLB.

SILVER AND BLACK LINING

So, after crawling through THAT river of shit...THE OFFSEASON

PS

Spoiler!

BYE CUCK

LOL I TRADED SF BACK THEIR TRASH FOR THE #2 PICK

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

The Chiefs attempt to go hog wild on free agents, but lose their top target, DT Sharrif Floyd, to the Dallas Cowboys, despite offering him more money. They also try to sign HB Jerick McKinnon, but he gets away to New England.

Left holding their dicks with a fat wallet unspent, the Chiefs do sign a few key players.

Chiefs address their hole at SS and CB with a big hitter and a speedy young guy. Miller and Williams will be good stop gaps at DT. McCarron is the perfect backup, O'Leary is the blocking te and Hubbard is an insurance policy at G who can at least pass block (84 PBK).

Oh, and why did the Chiefs sign two DTs...because with the retirement of DJ, the departure of Hali, Ford and Ramik...THE 4-3 IS IN BACK IN KC.

And next...the master stroke that is the 2018 draft.

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

The Chiefs have the #2 overall pick. They strongly, STRONGLY consider staying put and taking the top left tackle, but the wheels are turning.

So a trade down with the Browns happens (they take the top QB ).

Another one.

ANOTHER one.

ANOTHER ONE.

The Chiefs end up with 14 picks and HERE IS THE ****ING BALLER ASS GM, gentlemen.

Spoiler!

IT'S MEGATRON II AND I TRADED DOWN TWICE INTO HIS ASS

A fine C who will plug in at G.

Zach Thomas II will start day one at MLB.

This was a reach but he'll start at OLB.

A backup DE/developmental prospect.

The fastest back in the draft to pair with Kareem.

A badly needed possession WR.

Fatty who will convert nicely to DT.

A beast demon of a DE in the 5th. I've got depth now.

I reached for this WR but you gotta LOVE this value in the 6th.

I GOT 14 PICKS SO **** IT

Another good backup OL in the 6th.

Hell yeah I'll take another 4.3 RB in the 7th.

NAILED IT.

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

"But Clay," the peanut gallery laments. "Whatever will you do to shore up your left tackle situation."

HOW ABOUT THIS

Spoiler!

Bye, Fishicia. Ignore the OVR, because Terron's 90 PBK and extreme athleticism will make all the difference.

The Chiefs then sign a whopping 15 undrafted free agents to fill out the roster, only two of which are notable.

Spoiler!

LEGATRON

JUST TRUST ME I HAVE A SPOT FOR HIM IN THE DIME, HE'S GONNA VULTURE PICKS

Ladies and gentlemen...your 2018 Kansas City Chiefs

Spoiler!

Let's hope 2018 is better than 2017 because I've managed to retard Pat's development too much already.

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.

Cesar Seamster is going to be a ****ing beast. Look at this preseason cutup.

Week 5: The Return

2018 IS HERE

__________________My name is Clay. I am a clueless moron when it comes to evaluating football talent. I thought that Pat Mahomes was unworthy of being drafted in the first round, also, I wanted Geno Smith first overall. I also claimed that tyreek hill was undeserving of even being in the CFL. I am wrong 20x more than I'm right and I will troll this site with my uneducated football takes.