altho my job doesnt inclde going thru sewers, it has been made 10x worse by not being able to comment on hukd :(.....but bitterwallet will have to do for now eh?!
i didnt apply for the best job in the world, i have a fear of the sea and sand so it would have been a complete nightmare.

Eat Australian food????? WTF is she on? Does she think they eat Koala or something? Or does she mean Violet Crumbles, Tim Tams, Cherry Ripes, Pavlova (although it’s probably Kiwi). Fuck me, stupid and irritating and they want to send her to a deserted island? Sounds perfect to me.