it's official: Mario is dead and it's all BP's fault. Somebody call Bowser and tell him he can keep the Princess, nobody's coming for her. There, there, Toad, it'll all be okay. No, no it won't either. Which is exactly why I don't feel bad doing this *takes a bite out of Toad's head* Whee, everything looks like Rainbow Road!

Hit the jump for a dead Spongebob, video game characters chipping in to help with the cleanup, and the ironic BP picture of the day.