In other real (also unfortunately) news, Susan Sarandon had a custom bracelet made from opals, rubies, gold, and the baby teeth of all of her children. Anyone else think that's as creepy as I do? Uh, Mr. Ginger, if you're reading this, I think I'd just rather have a mother's ring with our 3 kids' birthstones. No baby teeth required. *runs to throw out any and all baby teeth I have saved*

First thought... whoa, that's a horrible tattoo! Second thought... Why is Edward giving Jacob bedroom eyes? Third thought... holy cow, that's a large, uh, canvas for that tattoo. What a creative way to hide the vericose veins. I didn't realize Edward had dimples. Hmmm....

And that's all the time I have for today. I have a date with some Advil Cold and Sinus, a book and 2 naked cats. So have a great day, and try to work "bailiwick" into a sentence. Until tomorrow, rest easy knowing this never came to pass...

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was Tim Burton’s second choice for the role of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

That tattoo is all kinds of wrong! It makes look Jacob look elderly and Edward looks as if he has had an extreme eye lift. Surprisingly, Bella looks pretty good. If I ever tell you that I want any sort of pop-culture tattoo, please be a good friend and show me this to knock some sense back into me. kthxbai

I too want a tank full of gays. Lol The teeth bracelet is just flipping creepy. Its never ok to make jewelry out of people parts, never! LolOh what big thighs you have..lol with such...interesting artwork on it. *needs eye bleach* Hope you feel better!