Who wants to be puffing on an electronic cigarette and holding a cell phone to their head at the same time? What are we? A bunch of savages?

Thankfully, our long, international nightmare is over. For 80 Euro (roughly $110), you can get the Supersmoker Bluetooth, which is billed as an e-cigarette “that can be used to make calls and receive via Bluetooth and play music via the built-in microphone!”

If there’s a problem with this idea – and that’s a big if – it’s that you have to hold the cigarette against your head while you’re talking on it. That makes it hard-to-impossible to smoke it at the same time. Perhaps that’s nothing a short length of hose can’t fix, though.

Here’s a video demo of how everything works. The best part about it is trying to get your brain to let what you’re seeing and hearing make sense: