The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.6.12

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.

Fuck that, we’d have to wait like 6 more years, and then we’d have to hear about his “wasted talent” for the next 50 years after that. I’ll be perfectly happy when he goes the way of all the dweebs from all the boy bands no one remembers the names of. A piano can fall on his head after he reaches obscurity though, that would be pretty cool.