“I asked her if she could order more photocopier paper as people seem to think that paper supply is an IT problem, and she looked at me like I’d shit on the bonnet of her car. She was three cups in by that point.

“And for the record, that was Gary in accounts, but he’d had a few to drink – plus she’d refused his request for an ergonomic keyboard.”

Sharon herself claims that coffee is the only thing stopping her murdering her colleagues.

She told us, “You try sitting there all day being asked by morons where the staples are kept, or why their sandwich have gone from the fridge.