#34 You are still the hottest girl on the post.
God bless and get well tomorrow!
Good Friday to all you fuckers…:)
Some one tell BM he looks like shit. He's still cool.

TGIF

Early DAR is early…

ted stevens

The one sitting up has a major case of cunt face

bored

2nded. her face has at least major ten-fold cunty factor.

toe watcher

#36 best gap/toe in months!

Dibdy

#3 #29 May i join you???

yessir

whores gonna whore.

Chivette Pimp

agreed.

Vic

#39 #36 chive is making my day!

kcco

nice ass, nice toe

CowboyChiver

#36 Almost flipped my chair over… Productivity –> ZERO for the rest of the day!

Ned_Ryerson

that's what a gap is! no more of the spread leg shit in the gap posts. don't get me wrong, we all love em spread. but THIS is a gap!!

Alouicious

Mind the clam.

Jezdezpez

#8 and #39 made my Friday even better!

howmuch

SLUTS !

sucky $1.00?

WHORES!

John

DAR's early, I'm hammered in Key West so wanted to get this up and head back out. Lots of Chivers in the Keys this weekend and drinks'r on us (the code).

I'm not spell checking this.

Also, #39

Vic

oooooHHHH caaanada!!!! #39

CowboyChiver

Oooh say can you see… Fuck it, I give in… Oh Canadaaa!

Jeremy T.

You bastard. I was just in Key West last September for my honeymoon. It's extremely easy to get hammered in Key West. It's probably my favorite place on Earth. If I had the money to fly down there this weekend, I'd drink you under every table in Key West. Chive on, brother.

Dick Salad

Key West, island of cats… Better be a good cat Saturday tomorrow oh and we want more MOARgan!

I love all cats,
even copy cats,
Dr. Seuss cats in their floppy hats,
I love bobcats
I love tomcats
and your mom cats

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

and fried cats, don't forget fried cats…. hmmmm….

Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial: "For the love of God, stop hugging people, you fucking planetoid. Every time you wrap those appendages around a living person you run the risk of absorbing them into yourself like the Blob. – S. Freud"

Chad

Shut up Mac

James s.

see you in a few hours, John. on my way from Miami with a few nice girls

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Mom and your aunt still won't let you go alone, hmmmm?

Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial:every family has a paula. You know, the family member you would sell into slavery for a Snickers bar. Seriously…….i would sell you. = TommyD"

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=11605891 Dakota Moore

pics or it didn't happen

Turbodude

Have fun and don't forget to wrap the rascal….

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

For the last fucking time; you CAN'T GET DRUNK ON GINGER ALE!!1! Get it meow?

Hugs,
Paula
– take my free drink instead? It will be a virginity-changing experience.

What a loser. Buying booz will not get you any bf`s John. You gotta be morally loose like your chivettes for that.

twosticks

As a former resident of Key West now stuck in Colorado, I am entirely envious. Please stumble over to Captain Tony's and have a Sunset Ale for me. Pay a visit to Pete and Wayne at Sloppy Joe's for a bit. Those fucks are pretty entertaining.

thederwood

You dicks have fun(Rotten bastards)!

http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

man, head up to norcal some time! Norcal chivers need love too

Always Last

While I'm relatively sure you won't be reading these comments anytime soon – I would recommend that you find the nice gentlemen who run the Underwater Divers Course there and ask them if you can buy them a round. Most of them would be happy to take you up on that offer and provide you insight to the best local places to hit up. Be wary of any mention of bars that have the names "Oyster, Hole or Man" in them. Very likely they aren't places you actually want to got to without said gentlemen in your company.

John Travolta

Throw on one of those scarves and get the hell over here – I'll blow all of you losers and pay you for it!

Nick G

Holy shit, best vacation coincidence ever!

Meowmix

Happy FriDAR!

sheoncebelieved

#18 I'm blind forever

waka

I cried when I saw it.

Dr_Fap

I literally lost my breath for a second.

Daniel Tosh

She poops out of that.

The_Dood

Um,… girls don't poop. Didn't you know that?

Frank M

Correction, Hot Girls don't poop.

Swen

QuIte possibly is the best picture I have ever seen or ever will see.

http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

i hate when people say it, but damn it, it has to be said….. DAT. ASS! *hangs head in shame*

Tyler

Damn…

discowheels

I have a new background on my computer now!!

ass eater

that ass can only be from brazil

B-RY

Perfection

Drew

Amazing

wolfpack

Keeping calm just flew right out the window!

Andyrew711

#12 #18 schwing! schwing!

kcco

great set of tits, #12

HonoluluChiver

#32, #39 #36 schwing! schwing! schwing! #24 schwing, schwing

DrMa7moud

#8. Just wow ..

Blind

That is a thing of beauty…

Attaxia

#8 This may be the single greatest image ever posted on the internet

sploodge

i…..i can't stop staring at it…

Jezdezpez

#9 God Brandi Passante is SEXY!

really

what is she doing with that tool?!

Rahm Emanuel

Wait for it, wait for it, she will figure it out sooner or later…

Do0zer

I love her rack. Damn cute to boot!

Yessirr

I think she is a whiny, annoying bitch. That said.. I do like dem boobies.

http://www.facebook.com/cody.gibson.108 Cody Gibson

this is my cousin -_-

Eric

She is just Storage Wars hot. Kinda like office hot.

Tomx569

Did anyone commenting on this actually notice what's written on top of the screen?

cels0_o

Who cares what's written up there when there's boobs

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

#7 AWESOME. Anyone know who that is on his shirt? Since we all where him on ours…

JimSedona

It looks like Hank Williams Jr.

Koont

He's picking up the tab like a sir

hootie

she forgot to mention that she gave him a happy ending under the table…I mean who wouldn't?

Rex

Who wouldn't? Anyone whose not insane! Granted it's bfm and everybody would love to meet him and hang out but giving a 61 year old man a " happy ending" pretty nasty!

I want to know why he has a Lexington Legends hat? I live here, there must be a connection!!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

FAKE!!1! John Photoshopped it because he hates me.
Here's the original:
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/6gCgs.jpg"&gt;
Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too 😉 – insanely great"

Dan

yeah… I don't think so hun, but nice try 😉

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

Well played, my dear. And well shopped.

insanely great

what's this?!?!??…., Paula on Bills T-shirt…I AM IN LOVE…

Paula is a skank

Did he throw up when he met you? I understand that most people do. That, and hide their children so you don't eat them.

Francois

*wear

MICHAEL

#7 B.M. is seriously the coolest guy on the planet!

Quahog

Does he just roam the country running into people?

insanely great

yes yes yes he does.!!

library of comgress

he owns a minor league baseball team in charleston. not sure what he was doing in columbia.

Habsy

Getting laid, of course.

Wade

I'm sure he was watching the Gamecocks kick his Clemson Tiger ass. College baseball regionals

allchivtsdo

Then you blew him right ?

jay

Coolest thing I ever heard #BFM

bwkisley

#32 hello new background

Garfunkle

Definitely a nipple in there.

Jason

Actually, I'm hoping there are 2 in there or else she's going to be really odd looking.

The_Dood

As long as she isn't a fortune teller with three…

Larry

#8 nice arse! and MOAR #24 i would like to pitch a tent with you also. 😉

Yes!

Glad Megan made the front page!

Mason M

Nothing is better than the DAR… Except Bacon.

Desi

You, fellow human, are a wise and intelligent person.

Magic Mike

Where are the Chivettes who need attention? I demand to see more girls begging for the attention daddy never gave them by dis-robing on the internet!

davis

Magic Mike,

This probably isn't the place for you. go objectify women somewhere else.

4chan is that 'a way ——>

Professor America

Davis,
The comment section is probably not the place for you, if you think you get to kick people off when they say things you don't like. That's not how the internet works. BTW, he's right. The girls who send in their pictures to get attention are the ones objectifying themselves.

Engage

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