Picard: "What is the meaning of this?"Riker: "We're trying out a new rank sir, and calling it 'Night Captain.'"Picard: "Well I don't like it--don't like it one bit!"

Picard: "Riker, did you see this?"Riker: "Yeah, it happened to a couple of the crew when we crossed the galactic barrier."Picard: "Since when did we cross the barrier?"Riker: "Believe it or not, the show doesn't stop when you go take a nap."

Picard: "Cmdr. Riker, who's this?"Riker: "This is Lt. M'Ress. She was assigned to the Enterprise just a few days ago."Picard: "No, this isn't going to work."Riker: "Why not?"Picard: "I'm allergic to cats!"