Female dragon lizards in Australia figured out how to avoid sex: They just lie on their backs. Apparently the male dragon lizards can’t mount them in this position, what with them having two penises. Also, when these lizards mate, the male bites the female’s neck, which can pierce her spine and kill her. Combine that with the two penises, and, yeah, we think we’d play dead, too.

Female drunk-driving is on the rise and experts are blaming Sex & the City, even though everyone knows that one of the best things about living in New York City is that no one drives — no drunk-driving, no designated driving, just really scary cab rides. That said, we do blame Sex & the City for making people think that all sex writers spend their rent money on Manolos. We like our Chuck Taylors, thank you very much.