Lucky for you, we've created two flash games that give you all the fun of drinking without the whole waking-up-in-your-own-pee side effects. Drunk Walk tests your balance, while Beer Pong tests your shaming abilities. Kidding, obviously it tests your Beer Pong skills. Shaming is no laughing matter*.

Click here to see how good of a non-drunk drunk you are. The 1st, 2nd and 3rd best faux-drunks in each contest will win $250, $100 and a Busted Tee respectively. Brought to you by College (what else?), on DVD January 27.