At the University of Admin, we take your personal wellbeing very seriously. In accordance to our ‘Throwback Thursday Protect and Survive Protocol’ we have issued podule 1.7 How to Survive a Nuclear War! today at 08.00

Do not panic.

Watch the video at your earliest convenience and then head straight to Humanoid Resources, Room 101 to collect your Admin Support issue edible cactus and disinfectant.