I haven’t made a post in a while but the good folks over at Fleshlight just released the LaunchPAD and I didn’t want you fuckers to miss the only iPad case you can make actual sweet love to.

I wish I could try this amazingly ridiculous product out but sadly, I’m not an iPad owner, and buying one just for the LaunchPAD is not an option because I’m ballin’ on a budget right now (and borrowing one from a friend just for this seems way to fucking weird).

How it works? You basically just attach your iPad + Fleshlight and load up your favorite porn (Or your GF on Skype? Or your fav Ted Talk? Or… whatever the fuck you get off to, no judging) and you’re good to go.

Read more about the LaunchPAD and watch the promo video (SFW, no dicks) by clicking HERE.

Fleshlight’s annual Black Friday Sale starting tonight at 7PM. Get ready for the biggest sale of the year bitches! 25% off everyting in the entire store, it doesn’t get better than this so take advantage before the sale ends!

There’s a huge site-wide sale going on at fleshlight.com right now. 22% on all products. As usual, this discount won’t last so if you are thinking about buying a Fleshlight, and I know you are, now’s your chance.

The guys at Fleshlight are back with another good deal to celebrate 4 million Fleshlights sold. They are rolling back their signature lineup to original pricing throughout the month of may, this means up to 15% off. So to all you remaining skeptics: girls have vibrators/dildos, guys have Fleshlights, big fucking deal. I mean, let’s be real, 4 million Fleshlights have now been sold worldwide, it can’t be that bad?

Another Fleshlight girl was just announced, and it’s none other than porn actress and Sarah Palin look-alike; Lisa Ann! There's really nothing I don't like about this smokin’ hot MILF, and now when she’s getting her own fleshlight, well consider me an even bigger fan. Check out some pictures of Lisa Ann getting molded at the Fleshlight headquarters after the jump.

My favorite pornstar and Fleshlight girl, Jenna Haze was a guest on the Naughty Show podcast recently, They have pornstars on about once a week. This time, Jenna haze stopped by and they spent the entire time talking about, yes, sex, and her Fleshlights. Click on the picture above to listen to this epic podcast.