Out of a ton of inspired and diabolical suggestions for genre mash-ups, I went for: @newageamazon’s “Cold War Fairy Tale”, @FrancineToon’s “sex and the dystopian city” and @jpsmythe’s Gritty prison drama meets Muppets.

Here are my stories, followed by my favourites from other people. (Follow the #litmash hashtag on Twitter for more).

Cold War Fairy Tale

He opened up the warhead and found her heart. All glass and nuclear love. *

The Soviets found that it didn’t matter that your tanks sucked when you had Baba Yaga on your side. **

The sad truth was that magic gets mired in bureaucratic red tape, same as everything.

Muppet Prison Drama

They shaved Animal to reveal the map, Gonzo picked the lock. But Warden Piggy was waiting for them. “Going somewhere, Frog?”

Sex & The Dystopian City

Picked up the most adorable bespoke pink tutu. Only had to gun down eight people. #win #summersales

Meeting eligible straight guys was tough in New York even before you had to screen for mutation.

And a three parter:

Miranda was the first to go. All the laywers up against the wall is normally the way of these things.

Samantha ran a brothel for a while before she was disappeared. Carrie was executed for looting.

As for Charlotte, or rather Supreme Leader General, she came out okay. She always was the ruthless one.