My wife worked across Campus Drive from the stockyard in the agricultural part of the campus in Madison. Every now and then somebody would leave the thing unlatched and the cows would sneak out. Hilarity would ensue.

that Steiner promo is the Gold Standard of cheap heat. The only one I've seen close was a promo cut by Shawn Micheals in Calgary after the Bret Hart screw job. They must have knew how bad the crowd was going to be 'cause the WWE didn't even have Micheals wrestle that night-- he just cut the promo and left. The ring was literally covered in beer cups thrown in and he got the crowd so riled up, they spontaneously started singing Oh Canada in response. F'g awesome.