Clark: "This is a new non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company has been working on. It creats a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil. Ahhh! We're really going to fly down the hill with this stuff."

Anytime you put an object onto a ski slope that does not have the ability to turn or stop, you are just asking for trouble. I've seen tubers break bones and dislocate joints and heard of a few fatalities. Even on skis or snowboards on green runs people get killed if they don't know how to turn and stop. Gravity is not just a theory in my world!