You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.

I'm pretty proud of myself I came up with an ironic quote out of that timely downer of a flick. However, 18 patties to the pound? He's serving 7/8ths-ounce burgers?

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