The Gunner Song ft. Harvard Medical School

Published on 13 Apr 2013 | over 3 years ago

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A Thrift Shop parody. This video was created for Harvard Medical School and Harvard School of Dental Medicine Revisit 2013 by HMS/HSDM class of 2016. For the lyrics, turn on closed captioning (cc).

[Gunner 1]
Walk into the class like "What up, I'ma be a sweet doc"
So ahead on reading man I'm done with the next block
Harvard on my chest, it's so damn stunnin'
That people like, "Damn! That's some Ivy League gunnin'"

Rollin' in, on the dot, headin' to the frontest row
Stayed in Friday night, date with Linda....Costanzo
Gotta be the best, no one sittin' next to me
They probably shoulda studied more renal physiology
(Pissssssssssssssssss)
But hey -- I got 99%!

[Gunner 2]
Schmoozin' it, rockin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Raise my hand in class to show everyone I know my sh--
But my thoughts are so complex I'm talkin' and chalkin' and
flow-chartin' just like a boss for their benefit,
I'ma be an orthopod, I'ma be an orthopod
No for real - ask your mama - hands like a demigod.

Fall first year and studying for boards
Tutoring the second years like I'm an overlord
Have a bunch of interest clubs, joined a bunch of interest clubs
President of three, and I think I'll start a Gunner Club

[Gunner 3]
What you know about cranial nerves in your noggin?
What you knowin' about connecting weird symptoms?
I'm searching, I'm searching, I'm searching right through that PubMed
One man's night off, that's another man's gunning

Thank your med school for accepting the best ever doctor
Cause right now I'm doctorin' to all
At the physical, you can find me first in line
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' in that rectum

[Gunner 1]
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I take their BPs and their pulses, all by hand, I rock that phys exam!
They'll be in hypovolemic shock now, give fluids man!
I have the history on lock now, you know it man!

They be like "Oh, my chest feels hella tight"
I'm like, "Yo, that's some angina pectoris"
Lack of oxygen, let's give some nitroglycerin
Learning angina pectoris--that's advanced knowledge (Yeeep)
I called that when we all got pimped (Yeeeep)
I called that because I knew my business

[Gunner 2]
It's not easy though
I'm skipping meals while you waste time at lunch talks, bro.
Big brain, come and take a look through my microscope
Trying to out-gun me
Man you hella won't