Well this thread was a disappointment. Maybe I should have provided photos. :confused:

smashingjj

05-11-2004, 07:12 PM

Be sensible about the music your child listens to. There is hardly any music in existence that is really suitable, because anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little suburban home! Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in your child's possession must be destroyed, especially if they are by pornographic "Rap" artists such as Garth Brooks, Britney Spears or NSYNCH. If you collaborate with your fellow church-goers on this, the event can turn into a huge, festive bonfire and prayer meeting!

Fonzie

05-11-2004, 08:04 PM

Damn. I expected Cristina vs. Shakira

You suck, Dead.

MstrGhost

05-11-2004, 08:23 PM

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/comedy/jeff_01.jpg

killer_tomato

05-11-2004, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by Fonzie
Damn. I expected Cristina vs. Shakira

You suck, Dead.
uh when did christina become latin?
and btw did you see her without make-up?

Fonzie

05-11-2004, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by killer_tomato

uh when did christina become latin?
and btw did you see her without make-up?

Aguliera , dude. She's a hispanic biach.

I vote for Shakira.

Dead

05-12-2004, 12:47 AM

Damn, finally Enrique pulls ahead.

One time I saw that Much Music VJ Rachel Perry went to hang out with Enrique at his hotel and studio. He went to show her around his room and he went over to the bathroom and looked in and said "And here is the bathroom... Whoa skidmarks!"

Then later on she asked him if he had a girlfriend or something and he said "I don't have girlfriends, I just screw."

He's awesome.

KAT

05-12-2004, 01:43 PM

Spanish singer ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has dismantled his hunky image - he's confessed to having a small penis.

The HERO star - boyfriend of gorgeous Russian tennis player ANNA KOURNIKOVA - made the shocking admission when asked whether he would ever pose naked on one of his album covers.

He candidly answered, "Maybe I have not got the biggest penis in the world. Maybe if you had the biggest penis in the world, you would sell records.

"But I don't. I could actually have the smallest penis in the world out there."