Could you do bts reaction when their gf call them while they’re in practice/studio abd cry (breakdown) in the line and asking them to come home bc they’re her only family and how they’ll handle the situation?

I read on the tag somewhere that you're not into baby headcanon?It's cool tho I am sad because that means you'd never answer my ask which I sent ages ago... But how about this, let's try my luck. Reactions: the lords (and any side fellas/ninjas you want) on MC's pregnancy, buuuutttt plot twist: they're not the father!

Oohhhh helloooooo!

Lol, yes, you read right (I’m sorry!) I’m not particularly into babies and kids headcanon, not that I hate them but it’s just I have no plan on becoming anybody’s parent and there are many, many great writers in this fandom who do these headcanon justice and more (FLUFFY FLUFFY GOODNESS) so yeah, I’m not the best person (AT ALL) to send these asks to.

That being said. OH, MY GOD

“The lords (and any side fellas/ninjas you want) on MC’s pregnancy, buuuutttt plot twist: they’re not the father!”

WHY. Okay, when I first read this I thought this ask was an ATOMIC ANGST BOMB, but hey, I read that again and hmmm, it could be a happy HC actually lol. I was assuming when this happened MC is in a relationship with that particular lord and HGSAHVDHMBJHBJKJHVGHHH

NTR (netorare = cuckold) trope could be perversely exciting but let’s not go there (I don’t have the mental capacity - it’s beyond me) and make these characters happy aite?

''Please, don't do this.'' Shance (also I hope you're having a good day)

Good morning! Thank you, btw! And this one will surprise you ;)
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“Please, don’t do this.” Shiro pleaded, Lance raising an eyebrow in challenge. “Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t.” He hissed, holding the gun up higher, aiming at Shiro.
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“Because it’s going to make a mess and Coran will make you clean it up.” Shiro deadpanned, completely serious. Lance merely grinned. “Not good enough!” The Blue Paladin chirped. “Pidge! Hit it!” He called back to his partner in crime. Pidge smirked and activated the goo machine, Lance firing a stream of sticky green sludge at the other team consisting of Keith, Shiro, and Hunk, all of whom shrieked (Keith would deny this later, but Allura had recorded proof.) and dived out of the way.
Yup. It was a food war. Lance and Allura had planned this ahead of time, a new way to de-stress since the team had been run ragged lately. It was during one of Lance and Allura’s gossiping sessions that Lance had mentioned the Food War of ‘16, back at the Garrison. Allura had become quite fascinated with the idea, and wanted to experience one.
So, they mashed the idea with a way to help the team out and came up with this.
Allura giggled as she nailed Keith in the face with a well aimed food glob, said Paladin flailing and wiping the goo off hurriedly. Everyone was armed with sporks and trays, while Lance manned the main goo dispenser, spraying everyone who got too close.
Eventually, they had to stop because of Coran. He lectured them for destroying the kitchen, though he was glad they had fun, they needed to do it “in more appropriate areas.”
After the showers, Lance was happily snuggled into Shiro’s lap, satisfyingly tired after the food fight earlier. It was quiet time right now, everyone sprawled out around the room, already asleep. Shiro hummed softly and ran his human hand through Lance’s hair, which made the Blue Paladin purr in delight.
They eventually drifted off to sleep like the others, exhausted after the long day.
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Ha I bet you expected angst, right? FOILED AGAIN! lol just joking, there will be more angst in a bit :) I just needed to write some fluff after waking up…..*yawns* right, time to finish the other prompts!!! :D

Pls writes one where she fakes an orgasm and harry finds out while you're telling it to your friend and when he finds out he gets very very mad at her. They get into a little argument too about it. Please I think you'll write it very good . I'm so happy I discovered you !! Love u!

Note: Thanks for the love dear! I tried to deliver, I think it’s crappyyyy so sorry.

08. Please You

You’re doing your makeup in your bathroom while your best friend is on the phone on speaker. Catching up on the latest news of your lives. You apply your foundation slowly, trying to get the best coat possible.
“It’s really hot around here now. I’ll take a shower when you’re gone though” She says and her voice rounds the whole room. After she moved to Australia to study your catch up sessions have been scarce, meaning sometimes catching up means having her on speaker while you shower or while she showers, as long as you get to talk at least twice a month.
“AH! Oh shit. Ugh, sorry” you say dropping your brush and almost jumping a foot back to stop it from ruining your skirt. “Dumb brushes”
“Klutz” she snorts “so, talking about hot stuff, how’s that boy of yours?” you can’t help but smile at her tone. She’s always joking that had she been the one to wear that black dress the night you met Harry for the first time, she would be the one with a super hot super sweet boyfriend.
“He’s good. We’re good”
“ Doing your make-up real nice for him” you roll your eyes
“You know he -““ He doesn’t care, I know. I wish Jason didn’t either” you can hear her rolling her eyes through the phone. Jason was the boy she was after, and he was after the ‘caked-up sluts on campus’. Her words. “Besides, I bet it gets horrible to have a super caked-up face when you’re getting it on later”. At this you blush immensely. You’ve been friends for the longest time but you’re never really fully comfortable to talk about your and Harry’s intimacy like that. You do give her some details here in there, always the little but juicy stuff she begs for.

Can you please write a fluffy Oliver Wood x reader imagine where you're the keeper for Slytherin and Oliver notices you from a far, during a quidditch match. Thanks! Oh and by the way I LOVE YOUR BLOG! ❤️

You couldn’t
help but grin when you heard the disappointment in Lee Jordan’s voice when he
had to announce the lead for Gryffindor. Especially because, and you had to
admit that even as Slytherin’s keeper, it wasn’t completely just. But you were
just playing a very good game today and Oliver Wood at the other end of the
field… well… he was a bit preoccupied. You why that was. You had noticed
the way he looked at you in the hallways when you changed classes. The fact
that he constantly picked out a desk next to you or behind you in the classes
you shared was something you could only have missed if you were a complete
idiot. Which you weren’t.

Even when
some of Oliver’s housemates thought so because you were in Slytherin.

You eyed
Harry Potter for a moment… the kid was a brilliant Quidditch player, you could
see that. He was just a bit of an idiot when it came to everything else. You
kept your eye on the ball again, because the Gryffindor Chasers had gotten the
ball after your team had scored and they looked determined not to let go of the
Quaffle before they had gotten it past you. But that was something you weren’t
going to allow. You kept your eye on the Quaffle, so even the manoeuvre they
were trying –one Oliver must have taught them- didn’t work and you caught the
Quaffle, holding it up in a gesture of triumph. You smiled and looked at the
other end of the field. Instead of the very disappointed face of the Gryffindor
team captain you expected to see, you thought you saw a faint smile on his
face. Interesting…

“Y/N FROM
SLYTHERIN MAKES A GREAT SAFE AGAIN. SHE PASSES THE QUAFFLE TO HER CHASERS WHO
ARE HEADING FOR WOOD. COME ON OLIVER! GET THEM!”

You had to
laugh when you saw how McGonagall was trying to wrestle the microphone from Lee’s
hands, telling him to keep the commentary objective.

“OK, OK.
OLIVER WOOD MISSES AGAIN… CAN HAPPEN TO THE BEST OF US. WHICH MAKES THE SCORE
20-0 FOR SLYTHERIN!”

You were
pretty sure Oliver was distracted because of you. And you weren’t above using
it in the game. And it worked brilliantly. After the game you walked back to
the school after flattening Gryffindor –Harry had been busy trying to find out
what was going on with Oliver when Malfoy had almost flown against the Snitch.
It was a miracle…-, the final score had been 310 against 60. You hadn’t been
able to stop everything they threw at you, but you had done a whole lot better
than Oliver had. You almost bumped into him.

The rest of
his team wasn’t there and when you saw him first, he did look kind of
miserable. Not much of a surprise, after what just happened.

“What
happened, Wood? Lost your talent somewhere when you took on the Potter boy?”,
you grinned at him. Miraculously, you saw a smile appear on his face. You
rolled your eyes, you knew Gryffindors weren’t very subtle, but this was kind
of pathetic.

“Nope. I
think I lost it to a very good Slytherin keeper.”, he shrugged.

That made
you smile. It was a better come back than you had expected. And you had to admit…
he was kind of cute.
“How about having an extra training session with that keeper then? Without
anyone finding out, because we’ll be dead if they do.”

Could you do 'There's things I wish I knew' with Bruce or 'I move so fast, how could you be with me?' With Wally please? You're so good at this fic thing!

thank u i pride myself on this fic thing tbh

Bruce kisses you like an exhale of smoke, as if you’re intangible, as if you’ll slip through his fingers. He’s often desperate, he’s often grasping your back and fitting his lips to your neck, dragging his teeth down the hollow of your throat. It makes you let out strange, breathless giggles and he sympathizes with a sound he can’t identify.

Can I request an HC where MC gets claustrophobic in a maze?? If you're uncomfortable with the subject or have already done something similar, I'm sorry for bothering.. I'm new to your blog and mystic messenger in general. Your headcanons are amazing though <3

<aww thank you anon!! i’m gonna do this one now along with all the halloween ones cause like mazes are halloweeny right?? and you’re not bothering me, i love writing things you guys wanna see! i hope you enjoy!!>

Yoosung:

he thought it would be cute if you two went on a lil pumpkin picking date and then went through a corn maze

…but little did he forget about your claustrophobia

you convinced yourself you’d be alright, going in squeezing the life out of Yoosung’s hand

once you and him got half way, you began to feel your heat begin to pound, your hands were getting clammy and you were beginning to shake

that’s when Yoosung remembered.

“SHIT MC YOU’RE CLAUSTROPHOBIC!”

you simply nodded your head, as Yoosung help you tight until your breathing went to a more normal pace

even though you were still on edge, Yoosung was able to guide you two out of the maze, instantly taking you home and cuddling when you got home

“I’m so sorry MC I forgot that you were claustrophobic what kind of boyfriend am I, I forgot one of your biggest fears I’m such a terrible boyfr-”

you cut him off with a big hug, insisting that a mini cuddle session would make for a perfect apology

Jaehee Kang:

you both decided to do a nighttime non-haunted (bc no spooks) corn maze to get into the halloween spirit

despite the fact that you had claustrophobia

i feel like she would come prepared with a map and stuff

but she kept feeling like she was missing something

so as you both were walking through the corn maze you gripped her hand while complaining about a bad headache

next thing you know you were feeling a bit dizzy then it hit her what she forgot

“MC! Oh my god MC I forgot you were claustrophobic!”

she remembered that the man at the front said to turn a flashlight on and wave it to the sky if you needed to get out asap

so that’s what she did as she held onto your swaying body

one of the workers came and quickly took you and Jaehee out, they insisted you two would stay and make sure you got medical assistant but Jaehee turned it down

“I’m so sorry MC I should’ve remembered.”

“It’s alright, Jaehee. It just got to me too quickly, it wasn’t you.”

from then on, you never touched a maze ever again, Jaehee made sure of it

Zen:

this lil prick thought it’d be fun to go into the haunted corn maze around midnight at one of those farm halloween special things near you

“Zen…I don’t think this is a good idea..”

“I’ll protect you babe, don’t worry.”

it wasn’t the spooks you were worried about, they were just random kids taken off the street who were crappy actors, but you were more so worried about your claustrophobia

you held onto Zen, being correct about the spooks

but then you got to a dead end, a shit actor chasing behind you two, as you began to sweat and tense up, causing you to fall to the ground

“MC? MC?? MC! ARE YOU OKAY MC?!?”

they stopped everything and got you and Zen out, he immediately took you home

once you were feeling well enough, you explained to him that you had claustrophobia

he instantly felt guilty

“MC…I should’ve known…”

“How should you’ve known? I never told you.”

“Please, tell me anything like this before we do something ever again? Please? I need to keep my doll safe!”

Jumin Han:

you had told him before about your claustrophobia before

so he was the wary one about going into the corn maze

“MC, wouldn’t this trigger your claustrophobia?”

“Nah, I’ve done them before! Come on Jumin!”

..at least you thought

this was about your 5th time at a dead end, you and Jumin weren’t the best duo at finding your way around

you started to have a panic attack, your breathing began to increase dramatically

Jumin picked you up, retraced your steps and went back to the beginning

“Uhh, sir, this is the entrance you can’t come out this way-”

“My darling is having a panic attack, so if you don’t mind this was the closest place I could get her out of the maze. Please excuse me very quickly.”

he too you home and ran a nice soothing bath, joining in with you until you calmed down completely

later on that night you were cuddling in bed, Jumin was petting your hair

“…I told you that was a bad idea, MC.”

“…I should’ve listened to you. Oops.”

707:

so, he found one of those sort of “Trapped in the Room” things that was basically an indoor maze with a set of puzzles you needed to solve in order to get out, and if you didn’t solve it you got spooked

being the good boyfriend Seven is, he bought the tickets to go in before asking you

but after he ran it by you he remembered your claustrophobia

“Maybe we shouldn’t MC..”

“You already payed and are super excited to do it, so let’s do it. How bad could it be?”

cue you sitting on the floor with your stomach full of butterflies with a killer headache being a sweaty mess, as Seven tried and tried on one puzzle

“MC I’LL GET US OUT OKAY I PROMISE!”

he hit the emergency leave button that was on the side of the puzzle, just incase of things like these

everything shut down, and you and Seven ran out

“I’m sorry MC, I really shouldn’t have forced you to do that..”

“It’s alright Seven, I should’ve just told you to return the tickets.”

<okay, so i’m not sure if Seven’s made any sense but I tried to make it halloween-ish like I tried with all the others but i wanted to stick to the prompt of claustrophobia in a maze. anon, if this wasn’t what you wanted, let me know and i’lll do a redo! regardless, i hope you enjoyed! i’m gonna go offline now and get some sleep, love you guys!!♡>

Anonymous said:Request of where Luke is insecure about his body and u comfort him all set around the Christmas time?

KINDA DISCLAIMER :

This story was kinda hard for me to write. I an no way in any shape of form, trying to romanticize mental troubles, mental disabilities, or body image issues. I am just writing this to make this anon happy. So, if this TRIGGERS you, please don’t read, okay. I don’t want any of my followers to get triggered bc my stupid ass is writing this okay, okay.

** ALSO : If you need someone to talk to, my message is ALWAYS open, okay. I promise Ii love you, and I don’t want you to be upset, please talk to me I want you to be happy :) I love you **

Baby You’re Perfect

I opened the oven and put the cookie sheet, full of freshly made chocolate chip cookie batter, rolled into small round circles, into the oven. I closed it and set the timer for 10 minutes.

I then started making the gingerbread cookie batter in a separate bowl. As I was putting the spices into the bowl, I heard my boyfriend in the other room calling me. I walked into the living room, and was welcomed with Luke, standing and showing off the beautiful tree he just decorated. It was so amazing I went over to hug him.

I walked over and kissed his cheek, “ Good job babe, it looks great ” I said. He kissed m cheek back and said “ Thanks, I can also smell your cookies, they smell pretty good. ”

“ Thanks babe ” I said. “ I need to get back to baking, how about you replace the couch cushions with the Christmas ones. ” He nodded his head and went to the closet to grab the cushions. I went back to the kitchen to finish the baking.

~20 minutes later~

“ Luke, stop! ” I screamed, trying to get away from him because he was trying to kiss me with the leftover batter on his lips. “ C'mon babe, don’t you want a kiss ” he said. He finally caught up to me and kissed my cheek.

“ Ew! You are so gross ” I said with a smile. He just laughed to himself. “ C'mon help me clean up from baking, please ” I asked, pulling my famous puppy dog face, which I know Luke couldn’t say no to.

“ Ugh, fine, if I have to ” he said. We walk back into the kitchen and start cleaning up the mess that was made when Luke tied helping me make Christmas cookies.

After we finished, the cookies had time to bake so we just decided to watch some cheesy Christmas movies. We sat down on the couch in our shared apartment, and turned on whatever was on. He was sitting down and I was laying down, my head resting on his lap. I felt his hand starting to play with the stands of my (Y/C/H) hair and it was calming me.

I looked up at Luke, and he looked down at me, and we both just smiled. I sat up and we just looked at each other. I then leaned in and kissed him, and he immediately kissed back. I then instinctively went over and straddled him and he grabbed my butt, and the kiss started to get deep and more passionate.

I then tugged the bottom of his shirt, and then Luke pulled back. He then asked me if I could get up and he went to our room. I was kinda confused, but this has been happening recently.

Recently, Luke and I have been getting into some more passionate makeout sessions, and once I kinda tugged at his shirt, he kinda pulls back and either tells me he’s tired or he'll come up with an excuse. I knew that he wasn’t a virgin, and neither was I, so it’s been confusing me lately.

I went to our shared bathroom, and I knocked on the door. I realized the door was locked, so I knocked a little harder, thinking that something was wrong. I heard Luke, he said he would be out in a minute. I just assumed he had to use the bathroom, so I went back to the kitchen, remembering that I had to take the cookies out of the oven.

I took the cookies out, and put them on a cooling rack to cool. It’s been at least 15 minutes and Luke still didn’t leave the bathroom. I went over again, and knocked on the door and asked if he was okay. No response. I go worried.

“ Luke, are you okay ” I asked again. No response.

I got really nervous. “ Luke, if you don’t answer I am going to fucking barge this door down.

No response.

I started crying. I started pounding on the door, screaming his name.

’ LUKE! PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR! ” Is what I said for a good minute.

No response.

That was it. I started pounding on the door, desperate for the door to fall or somehow open the door. The door miraculously opened and I saw Luke, standing in front of the mirror, with his shirt off, just staring at his body.

My heart immediately broke. I walked over to Luke. He didn’t even move when I opened the door. I grabbed his body from the back and held him. I noticed that he was crying. “ Luke ” I said, trying to get his attention.

He just closed his eyes, not wanting to make eye contact with me. “ I’m sorry ” is all he said. I can’t believe it.

He thinks that his body isn’t perfect, when I think his body is the best in the world. I turned him around and made him look in my eyes. “ Luke, look at me " Ii said. He opened his eyes, and my heart broke.

” Luke, please listen to me, you are the most, perfect human being in the world. You make my life worth living and I love you with all my life and I hate seeing you like this. You are so fucking worth it and such an amazing human and I love you to fucking pieces. Please never think you aren’t in every way perfect, because you are, okay. I fucking love you so much and please, please know that I will never, ever stop loving you. “

His arms just wrapped around me. ” I love you, thank you “ is all he said.

” I love you baby, you’re perfect “ I said back, kissing him.

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OMG THIS SUCKED SO BAD IM SO SORRY I DID THIS FAST BEFORE BED THIS TOOK ME AN HOUR IM SORRY.

But seriously, thank you so much for 900+ followers like, why, im hella trash.

It was about eight in the morning and your boyfriend was waiting inside the car while you enter the little shop around the corner; you were getting your morning coffee. Just before you make your order, a husky voice came from behind you. “Vanilla latte with whole milk but no sugar,” he said. You turned around, and Ashton Irwin was standing no further than a foot away from you.