he keeps the matchbox cracked for easy in-n-out, and then uses one of the matches as a cane to support his weight as he gets on his feet at 8am. then he takes a bath in a tea cup, and dries himself off with a square of toilet paper. he proceeds to eat his breakfast: cockroach egg, scrambled, with a side of leaf, tall thimble of orange juice, and grain of sugar for dessert.