Tag Archives: ditty

Eeeh you can say what you like about the arts but a good old sing your heart out verse of song can work wonders. They say. How’s this then? Filched from ‘The Campfire Songbook’ by the plagiarisors at the towers without … Continue reading →

The following ditty is a bit of a favourite here at the towers. It’s re-blogged every few months to keep its content and structure (whoops, seem to have wandered off into bollox land there for a bit) familiar with us … Continue reading →

Baz has been on the dog again, it’s not crane hooks this time, it’s poetry. Seems he’s been watching one too many shows on BBC 4 and Sky Arts and is seeking ‘a new direction to voyage his inner self, a … Continue reading →

The following handy ditty is courtesy of this month’s Viz comic. The tedious conundrum that mariners face remembering which side is port and which is starboard can now be solved by remembering this simple verse. Fankyoo fankyoo Viz! “Starboard’s left? … Continue reading →