Your Marriage

1

If you had to endure one of the following scenarios for a whole week, which would you pick?
An extremely frightening nightmare that you can't escape from.Being sleep deprived.

2

If you had to choose between the following two men to spend the rest of your life with, which would it be?
A 20 feet tall macho superhero.A cute little angel just three inches tall.

3

Your DVD player is malfunctioning. Which one will you pick?
It plays only in fast forward.It plays only in slow mode.

4

If your spouse asked you to take one of these pills, which one would you pick?
A pill that makes you fart non-stop.A pill that makes your nose run continuously.

5

Which of these weird sports would you choose to play if you had to?
Surfing among hazardous rocksSky-diving

6

What are you more likely to do when you've had a long day?
Call for "One Big Mac, a large french-fries and a medium-size coke" at a bus ticket stall.Order "Three tickets to Hawaii" at McDonalds.

7

If you were condemned to become half-animal and half-human, which of the following would you choose to have?
The face of a chimp and the body of Super Model.The face of Miss Universe and the body of a penguin.