>>100315729
Because they always bring that shit into completely unrelated discussions and derail threads.
I don't care as long as they keep it there. I'm here to talk about anime and manga, not complain about niggers and jews.

But like another anon said, it's preferable to having tumblr take over.

>>100316454
/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

>>100316771
Welcome, new user to /jp/ - Japan/General! Hah, just kidding, this isn't Japan/General. This is Touhou/Visual Novels/Doujin Games.

If you want to discuss the different places you can visit in Japan, I suggest you go to /trv/ (though they also seem to hate Japan there, so don't annoy them too much). If you want to discuss the Japanese language, go to /lang/ (yes, 4chan has text boards!). If you want to discuss anime and manga, go to /a/ (some series that are based on light novels/VNs/games like Marimite and Higurashi can also be discussed in /jp/, it really depends, so lurk a bit to see what's acceptable). Finally, if you want to talk about Japanese history and culture, go somewhere else, nobody here knows or cares for that stuff.

/jp/ was created as a board to get rid of Touhou and visual novels from /a/, it was never intended to be a board about Japanese culture. Most of the users here don't care about Japan, we only care about lolis and doujin games.

You open up your eyes, it's summer. The sunlight bleeding through the gaps in the newspaper you pasted over your windows is enough to make you vomit. The heat of the midday sun warms your urine bottles stacked in the corner, leaving the musky smell of piss, cum and body odor wafting around the room, the computer emits a low hum, you hope your torrents finished downloading during your slumber. Just another day for a typical /jp/ user.

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It's /a/ and he's come to your place to watch the latest episode of Precure with you. The odor hits him as he steps into your house and takes off his shoes, he is noticibly more concerned than normal. "/jp/...are you alright? Lately you've been...neglecting your social life, the other boards are worried about you.." he stutters as he carefully tries not to offend his sempai.

"I brought some alcohol around, I was hoping we could hang out, troll /v/ and be classy bros tonigh-" "URUSAI!" you interject, who gives a shit about this kid anyway? "I've seen more anime in a year than this natsuchu has in his entire life...and besides, I was supposed to be watching 2ch drama tonight anyway.." you say to yourself. You've offended him; his eyes well up and his lip trembles - /a/ is about to cry.

"But...we used to go to school together and talk about anime...aren't you my friend anymore?" You reach across and throw some empty bottles and your soiled shimapan at his face, he begins to bawl loudly. "Shit, now I'll have to talk to the neighbours about this", you begin to reach for one of the warm piss bottles, but /a/ is already gone and nowhere to be seen. Time to check on those torrents.

>>100316892
The worst thing about /pol/ is that they have the right set of ideas, yet handle them in the absolutely worst way possible, making people that genuinely care and did their research look like redneck faggots by being lumped with /pol/.

>>100317442
deleting /new/ was a mistake but making /pol/ was a bigger one
the /new/ exiles would have eventually settled down or drifted off to one of the dozen replacement image boards, but instead moot ruins everything. The end result was three things
1: everyone from /new/ now had a monumental victim complex and would see any criticism as some conspiracy against them
2: they now had a place to congregate and ogranise their campaign to "red-pill" the rest of 4chan
3: moot gave into them and showed weakness, so knew they could do whatever they wanted and moot would be powerless to stop them
The end result is a group of paranoid retards with a chip on their shoulder and a board that is by its nature not enforceable.
Even ponyfags are a thousand times better because they actually stay in their containment board to discuss their horse porn. /pol/ doesn't want to discuss politics or make racist jokes among each other, they want to convert the rest of the boards into them

>>100317827
I think /a/ would just hide, /v/ would try to do tactical shit then die because they're all idiots, /pol/ would all die because "MUH SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST". Also /sp/ would rape everyone. The rest are little girls.

>>100317827
/m/ would form an independent democratic state and /jp/ would be busy taking it easy. /ck/, etc. would be neutral. /vg/ would be mercenaries. /g/ would mostly back /a/ and /w/, but part of it would split off to join /jp/ and part of it would split off to join /pol/. /sci/ would be too busy arguing about 0.99... =?= 1 to do anything and /out/ wouldn't even know the war was happening until it was over.

>>100318035
/tv/ descends into civil war between waifu/footfags and FOR YOU spammers vs. GoT and Doctor Who generals, leaving them ripe for conquest by /pol/
/tg/ just stay in their basement and remain on reasonably good terms with everyone.

Just imagine this scenario. You're a 20 something year old African guy who lives in a small African town. One day, you finish all your duties such as eating rubbish and getting aids early and rush back to your mud-hut to sit in the dirt. Suddenly, a nigger punches a hole in your shit made wall, then pulls his arm back out only to stick his head in instead. He starts proclaiming that he fucked one of the first goats the town got as humanitarian aid.

"Fuck off Magumbo" you say and you shoo him away with your stick, promptly taking a shit on your floor, covering it in dirt and using the shit to fill up the hole.

9 months later, a nigger punches a hole in your wall again. It's the same nigger. This time he starts screaming about how the goat is having his child. Irritated, but intrigued you follow Magumbo through shit filled streets to the small farm. A group of about 20 other niggers are crowded in a circle. You move through a few of them to find a fucking abomination of a creature. A 4 legged creature that had 2 hands, 2 hooves, a human face, goat fur and a tiny tail. You stare at the creature before you and cannot comprehend what the fuck you are looking at exactly because you're a nigger. You fix your stare on Magumbo, who is proudly poking his chest out and grinning as all the nigresses go ahead and try to give him aids.

"What the fuck Magumbo"

Those are the last words you say before you walk away. As you do so, a cacophony of monkey sounds rile up behind you as the crowd of niggers start kicking the shit out of the abomination.