"When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the a$$, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. "

"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible

OMG...Chuck Norris Again!! your Chuck Norris is 71 Years Old and Farts Dust...he sucks as an Actor...the only that was ever cool about him was he was once a body guard for ELVIS..but that was 40 yrs ago! he sucks ass and so do you his Disciples'...