If you're a faithful BudBlogger, you will have read last week's entry, portions of which were culled from an e-mail sent to me by Joe Masterleo of Jamesville.

You remember. It contained observations of SU football, captured in the style of Johnny Carson's old character, "Carnac, The Magnificent." In the aftermath of the Orange's latest disaster -- that 34-17 loss at Pittsburgh on Saturday -- here's some more wit from the Jamesville frontier:

(By the way, I share because I care . . . )

Answer: Chinstraps and jockstraps.
Question: What's the best hope for holding the Syracuse offense together through the rest of the season?

Answer: Stay in the pocket.
Question: What's the best advice you can give your money as you pass by the Carrier Dome's ticket office?

Answer: Gross!
Question: What's the one word that describes both SU's new athletic director and Greg Robinson's new offense?