So I was walking up and down Rue Mouffetard, getting my morsels for the next few days, and I came across (and took a video of) this little menagerie of old people puppets! They were mesmerizing. Notice in the video a lady came up to me while I was filming. This is what I understood: &

Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing. My iPhone for instance. I had a 36GB iPhone… or wait, the 32GB… I don’t know. The big kahoona. I bought it back in my old life in LA when I thought I needed every one of those gigabytes like really bad dude. The music

Anything is possible on January 1st. Each and every year I actually believe that I will lose those ten pounds, pull back on the caffeine, stop drinking wine altogether, reject cheese and chocolate, and turn my nose at candy-coated morsels… except Advil. Plus, I’ll exercise