“What you gon’ do with all that junk,” the Black Eyed Peas once asked, “all that junk inside your trunk?” Today, we’d like to pose the same question to Sarah Massey, the woman who claims she possesses the world’s largest derrière.

The 33-year-old mother of two says her body measures seven feet around at its widest point — which is obviously around her booty. She told Barcroft TV that while she used to be ashamed, she now shows off her curvaceous physique with pride.

Still, her figure does present some challenges. She faces limited mobility and back pain, and often has to wiggle sideways through doors. She also finds herself spending about $500 a month on clothes that fit her properly. She has tried to lose a bit of weight — mostly to minimize her back problems — but overall, she doesn’t seem to be in any big rush to slim down.

The World’s Biggest Butt title doesn’t officially belong to Massey just yet, but hopefully Guinness will weigh in soon. In the meantime, stay tuned for the reality show that will inevitably emerge from all this.