Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

" His nudity “was deliberate and not a wardrobe malfunction,” police concluded". What's all this "wardrobe malfunction" crap? If I want to get nekkid I take my clothes off, if I don't I keep them on, there's no friggin' "wardrobe malfunction" It all depends how I feel at the time.