a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"

v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

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