We've become desensitized to crazy food. I saw these beer and bacon battered deep fried White Castle sliders and I didn't even flinch. Well, I mean, I flinched in the sense of thinking, "Wow, that looks f***ing amazing" was my first visceral reaction. But I didn't flinch in the sense that I wasn't immediately filled with shock. He used cheeseburger sliders by the way. Did I mention that? So each bite...

October 5th is Ray Kroc's birthday. Who the f*** is Ray Kroc? He was the genius that bought out some local burger joint called McDonald's back in 1954 and turned it into the juggernaut that it is today. Although Kroc died back in 1984 of heart failure (I'm thinking too many Big Macs or an intense lap dance or possibly both, the dude was 81) he will always be remembered for changing the way the world eats, but there are many things about the iconic Golden Arches you might not know. Check 'em out along with our gallery of funny, WTF McDonald's photos and some kick-ass Kroc-isms after the jump...

What is it about fast food restaurants and the desire to beat the crap / rip the hair out of someone? A little while ago, we put together a compilation of the greatest fast food beatdowns but couldn't include this video because it hadn't happened yet. This girlfight has it all: hair pulling, name calling, shoe hitting, employees unable to do anything, and friends jumping in. Check out the video after the jump!

Today's WTF news items feature lies, lies, lies! And a chick who will be lying down for quite some time. Your worst suspicions are confirmed as Taco Bell proves it only hires delusional spokespeople, a woman who most likely isn't getting it done on Match.com takes a leap of faith, and a doctor/professor proves smart people can be dumb. Read more after the jump!

Spring has sprung, which means it's time to reveal the damage winter wrought to your body. That's it, bust out those fattened thighs and whipped cream pasty skin tones for all to see. Congrats, you're disgusting! Now, there's two ways you can take this. One, start working out and not eating only 3 am fully loaded nachos, hoping to get yourself back into shape...

Man, do we love fast food. It's cheap, it's delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy.But if you're anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost... in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Here are the Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart.