Welcome to /pol/, or Politically Incorrect. And yes, /n/ came back even shittier B̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ horrifically more pathetic than it was before. Protip: 4chan /pol/ = le reddit faggotry and kiddie pool. 8ch.net/pol = actual good intelFBI knockoff.

Occasionally, someone will post something on /pol/ about a relevant issue that actually affects the bright, scary world outside their basement. For about two or maybe three replies, the discussion will pertain to the topic at hand, until the thread undergoes a magical metamorphosis into yet another thread about joos.

The praise of Doom Paul is sung from the rooftops in a mighty chorus, and all of /pol/ joins hands in a great two-hundred-reply-long session of HAPPENING.

When someone with a different opinion appears it is immediately flamed and accused of being a member of the JIDF or SRS.

For the /pol/tard userbase niggers and jews are bad news. If someone doesn't mention the jew his message isn't true. If it ain't white it ain't right.

You would think that pseudo-intellectual debates about a loose understanding of libertarianism and communism in the way only neckbeardedbasement-dwellers can present it would be humorous. In fact, you'd think flamewars between wannabe neo-nazi boneheads and Aspiehipsters about the role of government in American society couldn't possibly be anything less than hysterical. Under normal circumstances, it probably would be. However, studies have shown that any exposure to /pol/, even in moderation, lowers the IQ by at least ten points for every second spent looking through a thread.

Disclaimer: If you are arguing with people on the internet, you might as well douse yourself in gasoline and set yourself on fire. Go run for office if you want to make a difference in real life rather than sitting all day on the computer jerking off to white men being cuckolded by large black dicks ramming tight white pussies.

Got butthurt because someone insulted Trump? Feel like you are losing your mind? Just call the other guy a shill! This instantly invalidates your opponent's argument and keeps the battle to MAGA alive. /pol/ is always right, you see; so objectively correct about everything, that the only reason anyone could possibly express any sort of dissenting opinion is that they are being paid by David Brock and George Soros to argue with them on an anime imageboard. Begging the question, of course, as to where we send our resumes, considering we've been doing it for free this entire time.

Eventually, they'll start screaming about a persecution complex that eclipses that of actual Jews and crying to the mods about how they're being 'raided' because someone dared to disagree with them. If that sounds familiar, it should: It's the exact same shit that SJWs do, proving that they really are two sides of the same coin. If you've never actually seen an SJW and a /pol/ack go at it, just imagine two cripples hitting each other with fluorescent lights while wearing ball gags. It just has to be seen to be believed.

Doom Paul or Apocalyptic Paul is a meme that features Ron Paul, it originated on 4chan's /new/ board in 2009. The meme pokes fun at Ron Paul supporters who claimed "it's over" and "all was lost" when their candidate failed to secure his party's nomination during the 2008 Republican primaries.
These and similar phrases are associated with image macros of the libertarian. Doom Paul is the only meme that originated from /new/, which moot later closed due to concerns of racism. The meme regained its popularity when /new/ was succeeded by /pol/. During the 2012 presidential elections, "it's happening" was a catchphrase used to poke fun at the imminent apocalypse predicted by Ron Paul supporters if he wasn't elected as President. Threads specifically dedicated to Doom Paul tend to last well into the next day, often being catalysts for a shitton of OC; or a bunch of shit OC alternatively.

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/pol/ Anonymous Wed Jan 29 2014 19:45:06 No.25950975

>tfw trying to convince your parents to cash out their 401K before it gets confiscated

/pol/ is up there with /v/ and /q/ when it comes to ease-of-trolling. As any opinions that don't subscribe to geriatric conservatism are assumed to be the works of SRS shills, it's important that reddit-like comics are placed in any thread.

Inform them that Ukrainians are in fact NOT white. (In which case they will call you a Jewish anti-white D&C baiter and proceed to post cherrypicked images of blonde Russian adult models in the thread)

Remind them that Brexit was a failure because Nigel Farage was nothing but a troll who quit politics immediately after the referendum, meaning that Brits now have to deal with rising prices from EU imports AND the collapse of the Pound and the prospect of Scotland rebellion. And to add insult to injury, London still has a Muslim mayor.

Post anything negative about Trump and watch as over 9000 pissed /pol/acks call you a "Cuckservative"

Actually, nobody knows. Following the second death of /new/, moot gave the reason for its deletion as the board having devolved into /stormfront/ again, and having said that if this happened after it was remade, it was going to be deleted. Despite it simply being a case of moot actually being a man of his word for once in his faggoty life, moot gave into pressure, and not only remade /new/, but basically encouraged the third coming of /stormfront/ simply by naming the board "politically correct," proving once and for all that moot himself is the cancer that is killing /b/.

Although while the rest of /pol/ burnt, one subgroup of /pol/ demonstrated that you can be just as autistic about nationalism as you can about sonic. This subgroup was the well hated general, brit/pol/, known commonly on /pol/ for just being a tripfag circlejerk. They continued to let their autistic nationalism guide them through the storm.

I was posting on a 4ch@n thread where the SJW drums did beat,
And the loving autist feet walked all over us;
And every single night, when me OP would come home tight,
He'd invite the posters outside with this chorus:

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

Come, tell us how you spammed
Them ol' libertarians two by two;
Like the volkish, they had pictures and original content;
How you bravely faced each one,
With your stolen spambot,
And you frightened them polack natives to their marrow.

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

Come, let us hear you tell
How you slandered great Nigel,
When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
Where are the sneers and jeers
That you bravely let us hear,
When our heroes of the 4th were executed.

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

Ah, the time is coming fast
And I think them days are near,
When each s.hitposter shod in heel will run before us;
And, if there be a need,
Then our kids will say "Godspeed!",
With a verse or two of singing this fine chorus.

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

As of 11:45 CST, the whore that cackled about cuck as /pol/acks tried to browse their board has been taken down. Although there are still trigger warnings, shitposting, no CAPTCHA, and word changing, /pol/acks have claimed a decisive victory of resistance against moot and his army of femnazi negroid jews.

The Board Owner 'of 8ch /pol/ is a Christcuck and the Board Volunteer Imkampfy/therealmoonman is a COINTELPRO agent who frequently spams images of Rachel Maddow which has caused much controversy on 8chan

A sub-forum in the /pol/ community, Syria General, is made up of dedicated investigative autists who track down US-funded terrorists in Syria and work to get the terrorists put down. Their actions have attracted the attention of the news. Full of namefags and turkroaches.