Today, while having a late lunch with a friend, a friend asked me an odd question. Though admittedly not as odd as some questions I've been asked on-line. The conversation went a little like this:

Him: I've got a question that I think you might be able to answer. [I nod.] You know what a MILF is?Me: Yea, Cheri. [My girlfriend and mother of our (my) son and next child.]Him: OK. [Looks at me like, "Dude, I'm gay. Why are you telling me that."] Though it sounds stupid and probably never caught on because of it, you know what a DILF would be.Me: Sam. [My boyfriend and father of our next child.]Him: No kidding. [Turns beet red.]Me: [Smile! How totally cute. Can a 38 year old stud be adorable? YEA!!!]Him: HMMM!! Sorry...Me: You were saying...Him: [Turns redder] I'm not sure... I know you've been called what ever the term is... Dad I'd like to get fucked by? ...Me: ... No one ever calls me anything when their mouth is occupied.Him: [choke ... cough ... ginger ail comes out of his nose] Me: [LOL] SORRY!!!

After that, I never did answer his question. Now I'm asking here because I have no idea if there is a term for, "dad I'd like to get fucked by."

BTW ginger ail coming out of ones nose seemed to be painful, since it made my friend cry. Though, I would guess it is not as bad as a screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) and not nearly as embarrassing as red wine, while wearing a very white shirt.

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Today, while having a late lunch with a friend, a friend asked me an odd question. Though admittedly not as odd as some questions I've been asked on-line. The conversation went a little like this:

Him: I've got a question that I think you might be able to answer. [I nod.] You know what a MILF is?Me: Yea, Cheri. [My girlfriend and mother of our (my) son and next child.]Him: OK. [Looks at me like, "Dude, I'm gay. Why are you telling me that."] Though it sounds stupid and probably never caught on because of it, you know what a DILF would be.Me: Sam. [My boyfriend and father of our next child.]

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I am totally confused! Is your girlfriend Cheri pregnant? ( If so congrats to you both! :smile Are you about to be the biological father to Cheri's child or another womans? I understand you're bi; but what's Sam's sperm doing in Cheri? If he is the biological father, then you are not? Or have I totally misunderstood the above post?

After that, I never did answer his question. Now I'm asking here because I have no idea if there is a term for, "dad I'd like to get fucked by."

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Whether you are fucking or being fucked the correct term is still D.I.L.F.

BTW ginger ale coming out of ones nose seemed to be painful, since it made my friend cry. Though, I would guess it is not as bad as a screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) and not nearly as embarrassing as red wine, while wearing a very white shirt.

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The bubbles from the CO2 in the soda combined with the natural spiciness of the ginger ale are what made him cry. Don't believe me? Try figging. :flirt:

I think it is a 3 person relationship where Sam and Cherie are having a biological child, but IanTheTall is the father of the first child and everyone is just having fun with everyone else???
DILF-Dad I'd Like to Fuck...wouldn't it be the same term?

I think it is a 3 person relationship where Sam and Cherie are having a biological child, but IanTheTall is the father of the first child and everyone is just having fun with everyone else???
DILF-Dad I'd Like to Fuck...wouldn't it be the same term?

OR...maybe I'm as confused as everyone else???

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That's exactly what it is. Cheri is pregnant with Sam's baby. They live in a threesome relationship. Ian is the father of the first child with Cheri, and Sam will be the second.:smile: