A man who has been in heaven for many years decides to talk with God about what's been on his mind. He says," You know God, I don't want to appear unappreciative but from time to time I've looked down into Hell and have wondered what it would be like to spend eternity there." "Why so?", asks God. "Well, You see the man sitting at the bar down there? He's enjoying a mug of beer and he's surrounded by beautiful women." God replies, "Appearances can be misleading. The mug has a hole in it and the women don't."