Ugly Prom Dress of the Day: Garden of Delights

You know how if you sprinkle cress seeds on a carpet and then water them, you can get it to grow? We really hope this poor girl managed to catch the varmints who did something similar to this prom dress of hers, which kinda looks like the bodice of it is alive.

Now, we know there will be those of you who like this one, so those people can buy the dress here. Personally, we wouldn’t like that layered skirt even without the flora and fauna attached to it, so we’ll be giving this one a miss…

Diandra

Nala

From the makers that brought you chia pets! It’s the Chia Dress!! Just water 1 week before your prom and watch you freak out your date and frankly, everyone around you! But there’s more! For an extra $19.95 you get a ugly skirt that Definately brings all eyes on you!!! It can all be yours if you pay us your money! Time is limited so call now! Ch-ch-ch- Chia!

Hahaha this dress reminds me of those chia pets that I always managed to kill when I was little.