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mantooth

A very dull and boring hick state in the upper south of the U.S. Most of the residents live well below the poverty line or survive off government funds. Believe it or not, overt racism and ultra-conservative bigotry still flourish like wildflowers and are even fostered and encouraged among the greatest majority of this state's residents. Unless you reside in the VA Beach/Norfolk area, Richmond, or the Fairfax/Prince Willian/Spotsylvania county suburbs; prepare to go back in time at least 75 years. Many of the people living in the more extreme mountainous regions, still today, live in shacks off of dirt roads that closely resemble makeshift housing put together of scraps by homeless people and may or may not have modern amenities such as electricity or phone. The backwards, right-wing views even have a notable effect on a siginificant population of the civilized regions. On the flip side, some of the state's suburban area contain some of the wealthiest communities in the country, complete with typical cultureless corporate dominance including rows of McMansions, box-like shopping centers, strip malls and some of the snottiest, most self-righteous, conservative yuppies you'll ever encounter. Summary: Unless you are a backwards, closet Klan member, hillbilly or a self-righteous, snobbish yuppie... DO NOT MOVE HERE! Trust me, this was written by someone who has lived most of their life in this state and seen more than enough of what it has to offer.

1: Come on down to Vuhginny (Virginia), we'z havin us some whiskey n' possum pie after we go'z a-shootin Bubba's new 12 guage. Praise the lawd!
2: Lyke, oh my god! I can't believe she wore that! That is like soooooo last week!!!