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Host Greg Gutfield calls out Major League Baseball for suspending Alex Rodriguez, suggests everyone do any drug that makes them better at their job

Stephen Colbert is “as mad as a man who is too angry to finish his similes,” he declared during a special Tuesday show.

Last night’s “Colbert Report” episode was a dedicated “Sport Report” (the “T”‘s are, of course, silent), where the Comedy Central host opined on Alex Rodriguez, the Sochi Olympic Winter Games and Billie Jean King.

First up, Colbert’s favorite athlete, A-Rod, has been suspended for the entirety of the 2014 Major League Baseball season for alleged continued performance-enhancing drug use — and the comedian is not happy about seeing the New York Yankees third baseman benched.

Neither are the hosts of Fox News’ “The Five,” who called out MLB for apparent hypocrisy, saying that the league supports medical marijuana but damns the use of PEDs.

Though Colbert was somewhat more understanding of the difference: “Well of course the MLB supports marijuana use, how else do you get people to pay $18 for a hotdog?” he quipped.

The most passionate member of “The Five” on the subject was Greg Gutfield, who argued that people should do any drug that makes them better at their job.

“I agree,” Colbert replied. “If there is a drug that could make Greg Gutfield do his job better, by God he should do those drugs.” He added, “Please.”

Either way, there is a lesson in this. “Listen to ‘The Five’ kids: Just do drugs,” Colbert concluded

He is hot tho lol. Idc, I have always had a soft spot for him. He's an asshole - I know it, he knows it, we all know it. He's not particularly apologetic about it and I like that about him, tbh. And the fact is.. more players than not have used PEDs at one point or another; unfortunately for him, they're choosing to make him the example.

Whatever, A-Rod is terrible but baseball's suspension is such bullshit. The way they are circumventing the suspension structure and are banning him for a season without a failed test is really shameful.

IA. Selig wants to make an example of him, the Yankees want him off their payroll, so they're coming for him hard. It is extremely unfair that the highest suspension anyone else got was 65 games, and they're trying to knock him out for a whole regular season and postseason