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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!'' By braydenwilliams928]]>Fri, 25 Apr 2014 02:31:37 +0100http://frenys.com/post/6091566-one-day-a-blonde-s-neighbor-goes-over-to-her-house-sees-the-blonde-crying/If there are any idiots in the room will they please stand up said the sarca...http://frenys.com/post/6091564-if-there-are-any-idiots-in-the-room-will-they-please-stand-up-said-the/
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." By braydenwilliams928]]>Fri, 25 Apr 2014 02:30:26 +0100http://frenys.com/post/6091564-if-there-are-any-idiots-in-the-room-will-they-please-stand-up-said-the/A guy picks up a girl for a datehttp://frenys.com/post/6091561-a-guy-picks-up-a-girl-for-a-date/
A guy picks up a girl for a date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt. By braydenwilliams928]]>Fri, 25 Apr 2014 02:29:18 +0100http://frenys.com/post/6091561-a-guy-picks-up-a-girl-for-a-date/A small boy is sent to bed by his fatherhttp://frenys.com/post/6091559-a-small-boy-is-sent-to-bed-by-his-father/
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?" By braydenwilliams928]]>Fri, 25 Apr 2014 02:28:10 +0100http://frenys.com/post/6091559-a-small-boy-is-sent-to-bed-by-his-father/Blonde Inventionshttp://frenys.com/post/6091513-blonde-inventions/
Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag By braydenwilliams928]]>Thu, 24 Apr 2014 21:25:12 +0100http://frenys.com/post/6091513-blonde-inventions/