Elites could turn Brexit gay!

Patriotic Brexiters could be forced into same-sex debauchery by foreign elites who are in cahoots with Westminster establishment smear bubbles.

According to reports, EU officials plan on making compulsory homosexuality a condition of the UK retaining access to the single market.

The news has intensified calls by freedom-loving Brits for a ‘hard Brexit’ that is based on decent British values, such as hysterical overreactions and threatening people.

“Anyone attempting to have a different opinion to mine is a traitor who should be dragged through the streets and hanged from a lamppost,” said Simon Williams from the campaign group Invoke Article 50 Or We’ll Set Fire To Your Face!

“My grandfather fought and died so that I could point it out in an attempt to strengthen my argument.

“Treasonous EU quislings want to hand over the decision making to the people we elected to make the decisions.