The Dead Guy Won't Complain, Will He?

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There are quite a lot of people who would rather have their dead corpses burnt to ashes than buried according to all the traditions of the humankind. There is something romantic about the idea of turning into powder which can be later thrown into an ocean or a sea which sounds a bit mroe attractive than lying in the ground. However, such amazing plans can turn into horrible nightmares if someone drops the ashes, and the seas and oceans someone has dreamed of will turn into a dirty floor or even mud. So why not use this discenchanting idea to prank some happy strangers?