Humans are a bunch of beautiful, hilarious morons. Give them a piece of cutting-edge smartphone technology, and the very first thing they do is use its biometric face scanner to make a little pile of poop sing “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

The iPhone X, in all its face-scanning, home-buttonless glory, is officially available in Apple Stores across the country. You might have a hard time finding one, but if you manage to snag one, the thing that’s likely to make the rest of your friends extra jealous is its animoji feature.

Here’s how it works: The iPhone X’s face scanner reads your facial expressions and maps them onto an emoji, like a rabbit, dog, rooster, unicorn — and yes, even the pile of poop. You can send these animojis to your friends, making it look like they’re receiving a message from a foul-mouthed panda, or whatever.

Even though the iPhone X has only been out for a few hours, people’s early experimentations with these animojis are already flooding social media. For example, here’s a side-by-side video of a rabbit and a rooster singing “Hooked on a Feeling,” most recently repopularized in Guardians of the Galaxy.