Saturday, February 5, 2011

The River Of Forever Flows Into The Sunless Sea

John's hot tears spattered Nancy's whithered breasts. Her pangolin hide drank them greedily, starved of moisture as it was by the precious fluids of Nancy's carapace rushing to her dessicated fuck-parts. She wanted to be wet for John.

His leathery tail of a penis flopped out of his open pants. It bounced with every sob and blubber. John's eyes were raw from crying. His tears drippedon his purpling glans. Nancy slapped John's penis hard, grabbed it and jerked him off intently. He sobbed even harder, struggling to catch his breath after each strangled cry. "Nancy!" he moaned, "I want in your minority cunt!"

He mopped his face of tears and massaged them in to the dark slash between her legs. Her shriveled labia, black and dry as tangled raisins, plumped briefly with blood and bile. John came immediately after thrusting himself into the sandpaper walls of her vagina, a thin dribble of greenish semen pooling around Nancy's puckered cervix. She clung to him while he shuddered inside of her, drawing him in close, suckling his cheeks to drink his precious tears.

2 comments:

Sugar, if there is a heaven for those of us who hold nothing but contempt for authoritarian pricks like these, you are gonna be fucking St. Peter. ..errrr I mean you are going to be St. Peter. Not that you'd be having intercourse with St. Peter.

Testimonials

Way to make me wish Al Gore had never invented the internet, SugarFree.-Xeones

This is why "Should we ban SugarFree?" is a permanent agenda item during the weekly Reason editorial staff meeting.

-Pro Libertate

Postmodern Graphically Erotic Grand Guignol-Art-P.O.G.

I would recommend never reading anything he writes, without a barf bag nearby.-Marshall Gill

...depraved fiend...-P Brooks

Holy shit! You read the whole thing!?!? I almost shit my pants and tossed my dog through the window in a fit of insanity just from reading small bits of it!-Naga Sadow

I may never masturbate again.-Warty

SugarFree, you need help.-R C Dean

When I'm appalled, you know NutraSweet has gone too far.-EpisiarchAnd we're worried about Iran getting the bomb? Dear god, this kind of slashfic in the wrong hands....I don't want to think about the consequences.-JW

You deserve to be a broken husk for the rest of your life for your libido-nuking fanfic.-tarran

I will gouge out my orbits and dump Dermabond in the resultant sockets.-Groovus MaximusI'm sending you my therapy bills.-Xeones

Just when I think there is nothing you can do to horrify me, you take it to 11.-Dagny T.

In all the foulest bowels of the internet, this is the worst thing I've ever read.

-SweatingGin

Is it bad that reading this has been the best part of my day so far?

-Episiarch

You are one sick motherfucker.

-sarcasmic

I just threw up in my mouth. And not a little, I'm talking pea soup scene from The Exorcist.

-Loki

My god you are one depraved...I hesitate to call you human.

-DesigNate

LOL, aint it the truth! TOo funny dude!

-RT www.privacy-web.tk

Thanks SF, you have reconfirmed my faith in human depravity. Your power to repulse is beyond measure.-Marshall Gill

I'm not sure whether to orgasm or vomit.-Anonymous

THIS is why there are no female libertarians.

-BuSub AgentIt's a shame we can't drop you on Pakistan.-TimI think the internet just broke.-fishbaneWhat the fuck are you trying to do!! Get everyone sickened?-Naga Sadow

What do I have to do to get on your testimonials board? Suck your cock? Well I have a liter of Jagermeister, so I might consider it. Warty will be jealous but fuck him.-Troy Lee Messer

You are truly disturbed, SugarFree. We wouldn't have it any other way.-The Art-P.O.G.

This is the worst sentence I've ever read.-Warty

Each time your stomach lurches while reading his lurid prose, America is slightly freer.