Prepare yourself for thousands of parodies about the product, but this one is just too good not to post. It’s slightly NSFW in that suggestive way, but if you work somewhere where you can get in trouble for this, then quit.

It’s not the size of the iPad, it’s the motion of the ocean. Or Accelerometer, as it were.

But…where’s the Batman parody? I’m waiting. Needless to say, TechCrunch will be covering the upcoming Apple-madness like whoah.