Results: After Rep. Anthony Weiner demonstrated once again how Twitter and texting can be hazardous to people with poor impulse control, we asked you to come up with a one-sentence Surgeon General’s warning for these modes of communication.

THE WINNER: Warning: If you send it, you may have to defend it.Nancy Ball, Elkridge, MD

SECOND PLACE: Caution: Texting may be hazardous to your stealth.Dorothy Garrett, Monmouth, OR

THIRD PLACE: May not be suitable for men who have a penis.Monica Hake, Chicago

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Sexual tweets may result in headaches, nausea, and diarrhea.Robert Peffers, San Antonio, TX