82

61

76.3

79.1

80.2

.555

.535

20.5%

79.1%

99.7%

0.0%

-0.2%

82

63

84.0

85.6

86.0

.582

.562

21.7%

77.4%

99.1%

-0.7%

0.9%

Bronson Arroyo has walked 27 hitters in 186 innings and through some sort of dark sorcery all of them were Joey Votto.

3

78

64

75.2

83.1

83.6

.563

.583

0.6%

64.7%

65.3%

-2.6%

-5.1%

In the last 16 days the Rays postseason odds have gone down 26 percentage points. There's a Joe Maddon shift joke in here somewhere but I can't quite dig it up.

4

81

62

79.7

79.1

78.1

.556

.575

31.5%

59.6%

91.1%

-2.6%

-4.2%

Yu Darvish was kind enough to let the Pirates win their 82nd game, ensuring them a winning season. He tripped a kid on the way out of the park though.

5

83

60

87.2

81.7

81.5

.583

.563

57.7%

42.2%

99.9%

-0.0%

0.1%

The Cardinals are 16-15 in one-run games because they treat advanced standings the right way.

6

83

60

81.2

80.8

78.9

.566

.586

68.5%

30.3%

98.8%

-0.2%

1.6%

Itís Bartolo Colon Dr. Pepper Blood Spinning Day, sponsored by Dr. Pepper at WhateverItísCalledNow.com Park! All fans in attendance will have their blood removed, spun, and replaced with Dr. Pepper! Theyíll also receive an honorary subpoena as well as a real one!

7

77

66

75.8

73.8

75.4

.528

.548

2.5%

24.8%

27.3%

6.7%

15.7%

The Indians scored four runs, three on solo homers and the fourth on a throwing error, because in your face thatís because.

8

77

66

76.4

74.4

75.4

.530

.550

0.1%

12.6%

12.6%

2.1%

-2.3%

Is Chris Tillman an ace? No, he's a goblin. Wait, we were talking Halloween costumes, right?

9

76

68

71.6

64.3

66.0

.482

.502

0.0%

4.7%

4.7%

-2.2%

-6.3%

If you don't look at advanced stats, traditional stats, actual results, or anything with your eyes open, CC Sabathia is having a heckuva year!

10

82

62

88.1

94.7

94.3

.623

.642

97.5%

1.7%

99.2%

-0.4%

-0.7%

Miguel Cabrera's attempt to become the first player to hit a homer from the clubhouse after getting ejected failed.