Okay, the apocalypse is now officially nigh. Some kid in Kentucky just found a two-headed snake. As CNN reports:

“I ran in the house and said, ‘Dad, this snake has two heads.’ And he said, ‘What?”’ [the kid] said. It “kind of freaked me out a little bit.”

“A little bit?” Christ, I can’t even look at that picture any more. Apparently, the snake hasn’t eaten anything since they found it two weeks ago. This may be because — as a snakeologist points out — “the snake might be unable to determine which is the dominant head”.