At the pool hall, I rock it.Sink 17 straight pocketsand if ya don't like itthen you can put a sock in it!Paul Newman, he called meMinnesota FatsI knocked him back to the Old West'cause I didn't like that!I was on your Grandpa's show.I was on your Grandpa's show.No, for real: Ask your Grandpa:He'll tell ya: I was funny, yo.Made jokes about peoplefamiliarity, you're needin':Gina Lollobrigidaand Anthony Eden.I made wallpaperthat glows in the dark.Bought uranium fieldin Asbury Park.Hello? Hello?The sewer's really smell-obut Norton still ain't foundno turtle named Donatello!Pick up my cornetplay a cool tune.People like...

(Ralph)What you know aboutlookin' real nifty?What you knowin' aboutNew York in the Fifties?I'm lookin', I'm lookin'for a style that goes boom.One man's trash is another's...

(Norton)Va-va-va-VOOM!

(Ralph)I'm rockin' the sweaterand the rest of the golf outfit.Maybe my swingwould be better without it.The candy-stripe jacket.Straw boater, yes-sir-ee.I was better off before peoplehad color TV!Alice, her sisterthey laugh at my clothes.None of them morethan their blabbermouth mother!I've had all I can takefrom their blabbermouth mother!It's just her nature, she was born that waytheir blabbermouth mother!

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This was great! Makes me want to revisit those old episodes of the Honeymooners. A few lines I would change just to fit the theme better because they were exactly the same in the OS but overall this was a fun little tune.

Updated 50's nostalgia with authentic New York language. Saw a reference on a "Simpsons" rerun last night, every show is a remake of "The Honeymooners", including "The Flintstones", "All In The Family", "King of Queens", and "The Simpsons". A while back "Pawn Stars" turned down Jackie Gleason's car, too costly to repair.