(What are the odds of a hungry person finding Fluther on the internet, creating an account, then clicking on a question, “What would you like me to make for you to eat today?”Just saying, it’s going to take a LOT more than that to make me feel guilty about talking) about food here.)

Thai curry (moderately spicy and preferably with chicken, please) with a side of fluffy white rice (I don’t like it when it’s already mixed in the curry—cue When Harry met Sally reference here) and some pineapple coconut sorbet for dessert.

Delicious! Devil be damned, I love the egg yellow to be warm and run over the rest. (I treat myself with 2–4 farm eggs a year.)
Better tater salad than the Germans, and no bacon!
Butter crackers and Gorgonzola. Dip is extraneous. Butokay!

Blackened catfish on griddled garlic bread with lettuce, tomato and a side of sour cream. Swai and mahi mahi are also acceptable. Steak/plank fries with a nice Alfredo or remoulade sauce would be great. Extra creamy cole slaw if you’re puttin on the dog.