Lots to tell, and so little space to say it in! There\'s been a couple of reviewers mentioning my apt pen name, so here\'s the story... It was given to me by my uncle Bob when I was the ripe old age of 15. I had been watching Pride and Prejudice (Colin Firth) and the news came on. I put a pot of Ambrosia rice into the microwave, forgot to take out the spoon, and raced into the living room when the news finished. Odd noises came from the kitchen and the kitchen was full of smoke. Microwave? Destroyed. Pantry? Destroyed. Bench? Destroyed. My mum was livid and I wasn\'t bothered cos I got to see Mr. Darcy perform The Look. It was well worth the grounding, I can tell ya! Oh, if anyone\'s interested, I\'ve got a photo of me with John Barrowman on my Photobucket.

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