Spoof news stories from Friday 18 August 2006

(Scottsboro, AL) - Fellow chocolate factory workers were startled when master candy maker Horance Burgance presented them with a chocolate bust of former Alabama head football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant. The bust, seen above, formed when a leak on the...

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The corridors of power on Capitol Hill have been awash all week with high level rumors that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has a Plame-Game injury time wild card up his sleeve and is ready to play it as a on...

It has been disclosed that there are snakes in the White House: some venomous, some not; but snakes none the less and nobody likes snakes. Snakes are coming out of faucets, up sink drains, down fireplace flues, through heating ducts, toilets, squirm...

Radio show host Dr. Joy Browne says you can fight, but be polite about it. So the last time I had to assert myself, I told the person nicely to "Please fuck off!".
I don't know what could've gotten into me. Perhaps it was the recent anniversary of Babe Ruth's passing. He lived an inspiring life. His full name was Barbara Ruth, though his closest friends called him &quo...