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In Fabric waiting for someone near the smoking area, three guys come up to me

"Are you Esquilax?"

"Yeah"

"You know Jack?"

"... What, off the forum?"

"Yeah"

"This is from him"

At that moment, a light slap hit my left cheek.

I was like rah

"Here's another one"

Another light slap

"I'm gonna take your glasses off"

Took em off, looked through them a bit, at which point the guy on his left said "Nah allow it man give him his glasses back"

"Who are you?" I said

"ME?" the guy in the middle said, "Trapstar Sosa, Bard.. I've been on these forums for years"

The guy next to him said "Necksta, he's just drunk man it's cool"

Bard said "You're cool man I'm just really drunk, enjoy your evening" I shook all their hands and we went our separate ways

Although I did get categorically taken for a boy, I respect the fact that my challenge of "if anyone sees me out then slap me" was taken. It was a difficult thing to swallow, but on reflection it was kinda funny that forum events can manifest themselves in that way.