Happy Birthday, Mez. You’re still younger then Rickk, older then Mikey and more handsome then Malto. Or at least when you were his age you were as handsome.

Don’t call it a comeback. But I mean, it would be a gnarly comeback.

Rickk and Mikey were having a hard time telling me someone was a “kook” in a group email today so I ended up thinking someone was a “cock”. The good news is, this person is both. Crazy autocorrect, it hardly ever nails it like that.

One time we released a trailer for a trailer and Robert Brink was like, “who in the fuck do they think they are, George Lucas” or something like that. But we released a teaser for a trailer so I just wanted to reach out and say, “Robert, send me a candle”.

Last night Mikey told me he went to pilates then skated then worked out. Someone is not going to be the fat kid in the Lakai video. (He also told me “I’m actually still at the gym” and I thought “oh, he’s that dude at the gym on his cell phone….wack” but I didn’t say that to him. He’s sensitive).

Spike compared himself to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister but that’s his story to tell.