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Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One Prozac a day Husband’s a CPA Her dreams went out the door When she turned twenty-four Only been with one man What happened to her plan

She was gonna be an actress She was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her ass On the hood of Whitesnake’s car Her yellow SUV is now the enemy Looks at her average life And nothing has been alright since

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she’s uncool ‘Cause she’s still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985

She’s seen all the classics She knows every line Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink Even St. Elmo’s Fire She rocked out to Wham Not a big Limp Bizkit fan Thought she’d get a hand On a member of Duran Duran

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin? And who’s the other guy that’s singing in Van Halen? When did reality become T.V.? What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows? On the radio was:

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she’s uncool ‘Cause she’s still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985

She hates time, make it stop When did Motley Crew become classic rock? And when did Ozzy become an actor? Please make this stop stop Stop! And bring back

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she’s uncool ‘Cause she’s still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she’s uncool ‘Cause she’s still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985