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First thing I ever baked: Cake. NOT from a cake mix. Cause that’s just how I roll babeh ;)

Favorite food: umm….as long as it is edible…I'm there…so…yah.

School/Studying: Carleton University – 2nd year student – two degrees – Law and Political Science

Citizenship: I’m a citizen of the world =)(While at the same time being Iranian-Canadian)

Camera: Canon Digital Rebel XS

My Future autobiography (which will be written by one of my many fans when I am at the ripe old age of 120):

Zahra finished both her B.A’s in the year 2012, and was awarded the award for awesomness(developed in her honor). She Later on went to Law school, graduate with a J.D. in law and a Masters in International relation, and became an uber successful lawyer and invented the famous boogie down- n. legal term: A legal requirement in the court of law to do the famous boogie dance routine in the opposing lawyers face when the other wins. Kissing my ring –optional.

Zahra then went on to have an even more amazing legal career by being the first individual to ever appeal every single one of their cases to the supreme court of Canada, thereby having a law enacted in her name (called the Zahra principle - whereby only by providing a weekly dose of cupcakes to Judges may you have your case re-judged). She then started her political career with the Liberal Party of Canada, winning a seat in parliament on her first try – of course. She then proceeded to climb the political ladder of success and even went as far as to become FAIRLY (yah Harper, FAIRLY) elected in a FREE (and un-rigged) election as the leader of the liberal party, and thus becoming Prime Minister of Canada.

After doing so she went on to have quite the celebrity status and a reputation as a womanizer. However, when pictures were leaked of her and the gingerbread man, enjoying a romantic vacation on the beaches of Italian Riviera, the controversy caused her to force to resign. This tragic loss in her life, led her to "cook" cookies obsessively, almost leading to her death by O.D (see reference picture above). She then got her life back together, and managed to opened up a bakery, entitled ‘edible moments’, which, among other things, makes fresh batches of gingerbread men every day, a sign, many say, of her long lasting love for the now estranged Mr. Gingerbread man.

She later released a mildly successful tell all autobiographical book entitled “from the boogie dance to prime minister, to the most scandalous love affair of the century”. Zahra now lives in the outskirts of Ottawa, Canada with her 13 cats and her turnip “ella” – don’t ask…she’s touchy about her turnips.