"Whoever decided to make the urinals co-ed has been watching too much Ally McBeal."
"Be a man about it. It's not like I'm watching you."

" 'Star in an anime', they said. 'It's the easy life', they said. 'It's a one way ticket to a harem', they said. Do I look like my life is easy? My nerves are so frazzled I might end up talking to myself."