Friday, November 14, 2003

This week's You Just Out-Wrote The Author Award goes to D. Knowels, who pointed out that the Republican Congress did the nation absolutely no favors by obeying the Constitution when they approved Clinton's nominees. To wit, says D., behold Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders: "Her stand on masturbation really busted his butt because we all know he can't do anything for himself. That's why God made interns."

We must also distribute proper props and recognition to the guy who called in to Sean Hannity yesterday to say, "I'm glad it's so windy in New York. Now maybe Hillary can't fly in from Washington on her broom."