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Ostsee on "Political Correctness sectioned under the Mental Health Act"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5695#post-15638
Sat, 05 Jun 2010 15:40:17 +0000Ostsee15638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Eric Arthur would be turning in his grave, if anyone knew where it is.
</p>MightyBlair on "Political Correctness sectioned under the Mental Health Act"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5695#post-15581
Sat, 05 Jun 2010 08:37:07 +0000MightyBlair15581@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Lionel actually, and my mother had a little bit of The Exorcist (not literaly) in her so possible Linda as well, but I can tell you that I am the result of no-one's dysentry! </p>
<p>Cheers for the comment sauce, I'm rewriting now as typically I had too many ideas to filter down so it all seems to lack a bit of focus. </p>
<p>Ideas welcome please!
</p>sauce on "Political Correctness sectioned under the Mental Health Act"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5695#post-15574
Sat, 05 Jun 2010 07:18:23 +0000sauce15574@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Excellent premise.</p>
<p>Which Blair dysentry are you descended from? Tony or Eric Arthur?
</p>MightyBlair on "Political Correctness sectioned under the Mental Health Act"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5695#post-15527
Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:57:59 +0000MightyBlair15527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Fair comment, Jeni B. I agree and there is a rewrite in progress as we speak!
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Political Correctness sectioned under the Mental Health Act"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5695#post-15521
Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:28:40 +0000The All New Jeni B15521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Good stuff, but I think it finished a bit weakly. Not that I have any suggestions on what could be done with it, you understand.<br />
Just thought I'd stick in my tuppence worth.
</p>MightyBlair on "Political Correctness sectioned under the Mental Health Act"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5695#post-15519
Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:15:53 +0000MightyBlair15519@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Readers of The Daily Mail and Mein Kampf claimed victory today after it emerged that Political Correctness has finally and officially gone mad. Speculation has surrounded the mental state of the ethical notion following reports of increasingly inconsistent behaviour and recent high profile incidents in which Political Correctness deemed it ‘inappropriate’ to refer to a banker as ‘an irresponsible yuppie arse’ and most controversially, to call a politician a ‘liar’. </p>
<p>In a brief and confusing statement, Political Correctness stated that ‘before judging bankers and politicians, we must first understand the difficult background they have had to battle through in order to wield great power with such an inspiring sense of abandon; only through the trials and tribulations of a protected upbringing, an Etonian sense of elitism and years of sniffing cocaine can a person seek to be successful in the world of financial speculation, politics or both if you are in the House of Lords. And when calling a politician “a liar”, we forget that it is the people who they are lying to; thus, it our fault for believing them, for if no-one believed them then no-one would lie.’</p>
<p>The erratic behaviour has alienated some of Political Correctness' fervent supporters, including Germaine Greer and Peter Tatchell both of whom conceded that it ‘has gone too far. It needs to be reined in before it becomes illegal to call a Catholic a “paedophile.” The final straw came as a close friend of Political Correctness, The Human Rights Act, called the local Social Services in for an emergency assessment, after which Political Correctness was taken to hospital and detained ‘for its own safety and that of the public’. </p>
<p>The news has brought muted celebration in the right-wing media: 'We've been saying this for years,' said a spokesperson for The Daily Mail, 'Maybe at first it had good intentions at heart but now it just seems like it spends all its time just making the lives of ordinary hard working white folk difficult. I mean, when I was a lad, we could call a black dog a nigger! But now, apparently it's racist! To whom? The dog? It's just this sort of madness that has ruined the country! Bloody Loony.'
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