my lesbian ass when anyone insults bi girls on this website

May172018

i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

May142018

John Mulaney has this weird presence where i can’t imagine him at any stage in life besides his mid 30s and this has resulted in me only being able to picture child John Mulaney as slightly shorter adult John Mulaney with a propeller hat.

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

For those of you who don’t know, the sex-ed curriculum was revised recently to include LGBTQ issues, more detailed information about healthy relationships, and consent.

There was some push back when this curriculum was put in place. Doug Ford wants to repeal it.

This is gonna screw students over! But let’s not lie, it’s gonna screw over LGBTQ and female students especially. Because information about rape, coming out, and safe sex for non-heterosexual couples can be hard to find!

May072018

alright if i was in the avengers and everyone was like oh no we can’t kill flashdrive we’ll find another way u know what I’m stepping up and uplugging him. i never eject my flashdrives in my computer so why wait just take him out and save the world. the end. the world doesn’t have to die just because wanda wants some data dick.

April292018

my parents just got back from vacation and my mom befriended an octopus???? she scared off a small shark (because you don’t want them near you in the water) and realized the thing it had been circling was a little octopus, which then came over and stayed near her feet for a few minutes. I’ve never been so jealous in my entire life

she didn’t even realize it was an octopus at first because it was pretending to be a starfish. i love my new octopus sibling.