“[name_m]Hi[/name_m], my name is Madylyn McCreery and my wonderful husband [name_m]Lucius[/name_m] [name_m]Chester[/name_m]-- an anthropology professor who runs a cat rescue-- and I are delighted to report we’re pregnant with identical quintuplet girls!”

I just finished reading that in Mrs. [name_m]Nelson[/name_m]'s English class last week! Umm… I mean… yes, I have a PhD in English because I am totally a 26yo pregnant with quintuplets, and I am very fond of [name_u]Harper[/name_u] [name_u]Lee[/name_u]. Wait… [name_u]Harper[/name_u]! I bet like no one has ever, ever thought of naming their daughter [name_u]Harper[/name_u]! Or, Harpyr?

Is is legal to use the nickname [name_f]Lola[/name_f] for [name_f]Lorelei[/name_f]? I mean it, is it ok? If I call her [name_f]Lola[/name_f] will they cart me away on a straight jacket? I just have to have complete unflinching societal approval of my pet name.

I’m searching for a name that evokes a golden-haired, jade-eyed nymph pirouetting nude through a snowstorm against the backdrop of the Northern Lights. The scents of jasmine and honeysuckle perfume the whirling snow.

Top contenders are Sophonisba [name_f]Eurydice[/name_f] Zéphyrine and Ilithyia Agapanthus Plaerdemavida. What do you think?

I’m searching for a name that evokes a golden-haired, jade-eyed nymph pirouetting nude through a snowstorm against the backdrop of the Northern Lights. The scents of jasmine and honeysuckle perfume the whirling snow.

Top contenders are Sophonisba [name_f]Eurydice[/name_f] Zéphyrine and Ilithyia Agapanthus Plaerdemavida. What do you think?

This made me snort.

“Ugh! An actress who starred in a canceled TV show from 1982 named her daughter [name_m]Jonathyn[/name_m]!! [name_m]Jonathan[/name_m] was my #1 for a boy but now it’s A GIRL’S NAME. Please help me find an alternative. Strong, ultra-masculine, oozing-with-testosterone boys’ names only please!! I don’t want him to be mistaken for a girl!”

I’m searching for a name that evokes a golden-haired, jade-eyed nymph pirouetting nude through a snowstorm against the backdrop of the Northern Lights. The scents of jasmine and honeysuckle perfume the whirling snow.

Top contenders are Sophonisba [name_f]Eurydice[/name_f] Zéphyrine and Ilithyia Agapanthus Plaerdemavida. What do you think?

“Hello, I am due any day now with a little boy. He will join [name_f]Sophia[/name_f] [name_f]Rose[/name_f] and [name_u]Aiden[/name_u] [name_u]James[/name_u]. Our front runner is [name_m]Lucifer[/name_m]. We know it’s not everyone’s taste but we love badass names and it honors uncle [name_m]Lucas[/name_m]. We are not [name_m]Christian[/name_m] so the devil thing is not a problem. Please help us find a unique middle name for baby [name_m]Lucifer[/name_m]!”