The semi-random thoughts and musings of my daily life... written, literally, from the laptop on my kitchen table.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Oh Martha...

Martha, Martha, Martha...

(I bet in your mind you said that like the old Brady Bunch lament of Marsha, Marsha, Marsha... I know I did!)

Thanks to 5MinutesforMom.com for the image/
screenshot of Martha Stewart's interview segment.
You can listen to it here, if you'd like.

Dear Martha,

I'm a blogger. Of sorts. Not a very famous one, but I do write and share blog posts all the same. And you're right... I'm not a trained editor. I'm just an average person trying to make my way in the world as best I can. I claim no special expertise in anything but being me.

I don't have the privilege of hiring expert decorators when I furnish my home. I pick out the furniture and paint and accessories myself because they are things I like. Usually a room comes together in layers over a long period of time not in a matter of days like a professional would do it. And mostly I think I do a pretty decent job. My colors match, or anyway coordinate, pretty good. The furniture is comfortable and usually the decorations come with interesting stories. It's enough that my family and friends and I are happy to be in the room. And for me that's the point of having it - sharing it with other people who are just as real and average as me. None of us care, truthfully, that the decor will never be featured in Better Homes & Gardens or on an HGTV segment.

And I don't have formal training as a chef from some hoity toity culinary institute. While I sort of covet those amazing knife skills I'd gain with that kind of training, I wouldn't trade the lessons in running a kitchen I received from my mom to get them. And I've never poisoned anyone with what I've fed them! In fact, I get a lot of compliments on my cooking. Lots of my average people family and friends seem to think I cook quite well. And on those occasions when I don't? Well, they have no problems telling me that either. You see, the test kitchen that's meaningful to me is my own family dinner table.

And you know what? The last art class I took was [a deep departure from my Business major] Fashion Illustration in college probably a good 20 years ago. So I guess it's safe to say I have no real expertise with arts and crafts either. But mind blowingly... I do them! And quite often successfully enough that I want to share a picture, sans any training in photography, as sort of a brag about it with my friends.

I also did not attend Divinity School, so I can't claim any special religious expertise beyond daily communion with my Father in Heaven and time spent in the scriptures. I have no degree in Psychology so advice and commentary on the human condition fall outside my realm of expertise, too.

And to go even further, I have no special training in writing. Sure, I got good grades in my public school English classes (composition and grammar and sentence structure were part of basic English back in the day) but that's pretty much where it ended. I just happen to like words. I like how they feel rolling off my tongue, or I guess fingertips since I'm sitting here typing this out.

I guess this leaves me pretty unqualified to write a blog where such topics are discussed! But I do it anyway.

And I'm not going to stop.

Doing and writing and sharing about my life make me happy. It keeps me sane. Or maybe I should say, it keeps me less insane. Blogging is my therapy; my release from everything that would become a demon to torment my nights. And if that's not ok with you Martha, I can live with it.

There was a time when I looked at you as a role model; someone to emulate and study because of your own uncommon rise to success. You were a fashion model and then a stock broker by trade, correct? Ironic how that worked out... I don't seem to remember reading where you found the expertise to start your catering business or to build it into the empire that is Martha Stewart Living. Where did you get to be an expert about decorating or cooking or crafting or how to compose an enticing photo? When did you get the training to be an editor or social media guru? I'm wondering if perhaps you're no expert either?