Why bother subscribing to Netflix or – god for fucking bid – cable when I can watch this content for free? I’m seriously so hyped for every new episode of this, you guys have a crazy killer line up so far this year. This could be your best LP, please never stop.

So I’m watching this LP in the dark. Normally, I am not afraid of the dark. At all. I hate light, artificial light in particular often gives me a headache; I practically covet the darkness.

But when I’m watching the horror…There’s a corner of my room. It’s just got an armoir and a chest of drawers with a bunch of my shit in it, whatever. But after I watch the horror, sometimes my brain is convinced that whatever horror I’ve been watching is just fucking THERE, watching me, and as soon as I turn on the light and SEE the horror, it’ll attack my face. The most irrational fucking fear in the world probably. It’s like being convinced shit’s under the bed or whatever, except Pyramid Head’s too fucking big to fit under the fucking bed.

One time, after Doctor Who a few years back, I woke up at two in the morning and was convinced that a Weeping Angel was just fucking in my room, just right there, and I HAD to turn the light on and keep it on for like an hour until that dumbass feeling went away. It’s usually a Weeping Angel, or Pyramid Head, or Lisa from PT (the worst is when she’s twitching in the mirror or out the window, holy shit), or Laura Palmer from the final episode of Twin Peaks, Iunno why THAT terrifies me so much but there you go. Sometimes I can’t sleep so I think about the plot of some fiction or other and that usually helps me nod off, but then I fixate on the horror and suddenly it’s not so helpful. Whenever one of these guys gets into my brain and just WILL NOT LEAVE, suddenly I need the artificial light I so despise kinda desperately.

When I picture all four of them chillaxing together, though, it’s suddenly fucking hilarious. Conclusion: I’m a weird piece of shit. This has been Wasting Your Time With Dumb Long-Ass Comments with some random weird piece of shit.

Matt mentioned characters in games looking in the direction of items. I know Link does it in Wind Waker, which may be the game he’s thinking of.

Speaking of Zelda, I wonder if any of the guys have ever thought of playing through any of the games. Now that they’re playing more games that they actually like. I hope so, I’d love to see some LP’s of Zelda.