...the shin and called him a meany. Bruce then repented and said deep down, he just a big old off topic kid, and wants nothing more than to sit on the computer for ever and ever and type inane gibberish, and utter rubbish. He finally admitted that his never ending whining about how Off Topic should be done away with is just a cover up for his true inner t4BcR4Wl3R.

..only a vague, mass hallucination. Stuff like that just does not happen, everyone suddenly realised. It was all, much more prosaic and it was only a pneumatic drill from the nearby roadworks...the pounding was starting to get irritating and people were making their excuses and drifting away....