Literally bought this for my sister when I started living with her. She's so up and down you never know what you're walking into in the morning, so this is a great way to get a forewarning. Great to post up daily at your desk for ...Literally bought this for my sister when I started living with her. She's so up and down you never know what you're walking into in the morning, so this is a great way to get a forewarning. Great to post up daily at your desk for your coworkers, or for others to fill out.

If you're not 13 or illiterate, you probably need some good bookends. You know, I think the way someone stores their books says a lot about the person. I think these two little guys would be great for the job.

"For the three lives you lead."
Again, big fan of Lists. Otherwise, my days become back-to-back blonde jokes.
*Note: Check out the 4-pack prices on these at Amazon. Sometimes you save nearly $10- almost like getting one fr..."For the three lives you lead."
Again, big fan of Lists. Otherwise, my days become back-to-back blonde jokes.
*Note: Check out the 4-pack prices on these at Amazon. Sometimes you save nearly $10- almost like getting one free.

I pride myself on my ability to make people aspirate cocktails and shoot them out their noses. It's fun and free entertainment for the whole crowd.
Best of all, I've found that it's easy to accomplish by simply accessorizing yo...I pride myself on my ability to make people aspirate cocktails and shoot them out their noses. It's fun and free entertainment for the whole crowd.
Best of all, I've found that it's easy to accomplish by simply accessorizing your soiree well- a few funny napkins can go- and make liquid fly- a long way.
Such are these little delights. "Oh Pool Boy, I'll have another...." Come on, that's just funny. And the "Call Me ( ) .......-........." does double duty as witty AND practical. "Back on the Market" is clever as well.... let's ya be naughty but in a Republican way- ie having something else to blame, albeit something as innocuous as a napkin. (Sorry Elephants, just a little Donkey humor there.)

There are certain prank gifts that are fun to look at for a minute and then get tossed in a drawer. This gets used. Trust me. This really gets used.
Also great for parties... I like to set up "playtables" all over. You'd be a b...There are certain prank gifts that are fun to look at for a minute and then get tossed in a drawer. This gets used. Trust me. This really gets used.
Also great for parties... I like to set up "playtables" all over. You'd be a bit surprised at just how into it people get after a few martinis. No wives have been lost to bad bets yet, but I forsee that happening one of these days....

Great little somethin' somethin' to tuck into a present bag for a new mom/dad. It's a checklist of what to pack when you leave the house with Junior.
By spawn #3, my list was a bit shorter.
Baggy of Cheerios
Diaper shoved in...Great little somethin' somethin' to tuck into a present bag for a new mom/dad. It's a checklist of what to pack when you leave the house with Junior.
By spawn #3, my list was a bit shorter.
Baggy of Cheerios
Diaper shoved in coat pocket
Wipes (if we're going somewhere fancy)
But for the first one, I too believed in full accessorization.

I'm one of those ADD-types who always has a million things kickboxing around in my head. So to corral all those thoughts, I've become a fan of spankin' em into a List. Big fan of Lists.
Add to that the fact that I throw a lot o...I'm one of those ADD-types who always has a million things kickboxing around in my head. So to corral all those thoughts, I've become a fan of spankin' em into a List. Big fan of Lists.
Add to that the fact that I throw a lot of parties and it's easy to see why I love this product. It cuts down on my "Oh look, there goes a chicken" moments of distraction.

I'm usually pretty good about remembering to feed the meter, but...I was visiting in LA recently and by the time I got back to my home state, I had 3 parking tickets that ended costing me way over $100. If only I had had a Parkin...I'm usually pretty good about remembering to feed the meter, but...I was visiting in LA recently and by the time I got back to my home state, I had 3 parking tickets that ended costing me way over $100. If only I had had a Parking Meter Alarm Key!