Blonde Woman Versus Escalator

It’s almost Black Friday, the most frightening day to shop all year. You see all kinds of crazy things on Black Friday, it’s like Tracy Jordan describing his childhood (“I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo…they were very drunk,” “I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire,”). Anyway, this video is a good primer for the crazed, soulless need to consume that overtakes people when that terrible day arrives. Turn off your speakers or remove your headphones if you don’t want to hear the cameraman laughing uncontrollably: