another idea: on a to hit roll of a 1 (fumble) The OTC's awesomeness breaks free of the weapon for an awesome explosion! it counts as a 4D10 explosion centred on the OTC. the character holding the OTC is vaporised, and at the end place the otc back in the middle of the crater, lying on the ground hissing silently, with its strange yet awesome orange glow

- I refuse to be stopped by something as irrelevant as logic, the laws of physics, or common sense -

if 20 chickens can fit in a brick, how many pingpongballs does a crocodile have to eat so it can swim faster than a washing machine?