I'm sorry. I'm a huge fan myself. But there's a limit. Something about the way they are just pleading with him please, please, please, Gerard. I know they only have a few seconds to get his attention, but still. It just sounds so desparate and depressing. He's just a human being at the end of the day, just like the rest of us.

Though it sounded like those were paps, at least some of whom may have just wanted his autograph to sell it. The "sexy beast" comment was just creepy. Though it was funny how cracked up he got over his head on someone else's body in the pic.

The hedge behind Gerry looks familiar. I think he's been pictured with that hedge before. I wonder if that hedge has a thing going on with Gerry, or if Gerry and that hedge are just friends with benefits.

I'm jealous of that hedge. I'm going to take a trip to LA and smuggle some hedgeclippers on my flight, and trim that hedge within an inch of it's life.