Saturday, December 9, 2017

Jack is back in the
picture, using an artist with some woo-woo (later explained because of his
Native American-ness because even the son of Satan is using Native people for
woo-woo) to dream walk between realms to show him where Mary is still being
held captive and tortured for no apparent reason. This process doesn’t seem to
be especially pleasant for the Native American artists.

So it’s no surprise when later his girlfriend finds him dead with his eyes
burned out. Alas oh Native American woo-woo tool, your purpose is over

I also want to know
where Jack got the money from without being all morally dubious

Jody hears about this
from her police contacts and quickly contacts Sam and Dean with an apparent
angel death and an eye witness who clearly identifies Jack (unlike every real
life eye witness ever who I wouldn’t trust to clearly identify their own
mothers)

Sam and Dean hurry to
the scene and find the artist, a Dream Walker, has painted pictures of
apocalypse land where Lucifer and Mary are trapped

Dean assumes the
worst, believes Jack is trying to get his dad back and has gone full dark side
(since they don’t know Lucifer has already escaped). Which I guess I can kind
of see as plausible and Dean isn’t all smug and I told you so about it - but at
the same time I have to question why neither of them even considered he is
trying to rescue Mary

They plan to go to
the Native American reservation to have more woo-woo and likely cringeworthy
scenes; but instead Sam looks through the dead man’s contacts and finds he has
been talking a lot to a woman called Kaia - who he describes as the most
powerful Dream Walker, ever.

So Kaia - she’s an
orphan, haunted by terrible dreams from her dream walking who has resorted to
desperately taking drugs to try and suppress them and let her sleep without
this agony. She’s ended up forced to attend a rehab where absolutely no-one
understands her, obviously, as they believe she’s an addict

I have to say now
that she might be an addict- if she’s in the habit of taking drugs to suppress
the dreams doesn’t mean she’s not an addict. This is one of the problems that a
lot of depictions of addiction seem to miss: the fact that Kaia is using drugs
to suppress pain doesn’t mean she’s immune to addiction. Using addictive substances
for “good reasons” doesn’t mean addiction disappears - addiction isn’t some
kind punishment for using a drug with impure motives. It doesn’t work that way.

Friday, December 8, 2017

Katya
has spent a long time struggling with her visions and ability to see things
others cannot - but she has managed to carve out a normal life and put that
behind her. It’s not perfect, her boyfriend is certainly far from it - but it
is a life with normal problems.

In
as much as anyone has normal problems in a world which seems ever more
pressured, with growing earthquakes and horrors.

Until she meets Gregor, Kyrios, supernatural agent charged with making sure the
dead cross over - and the monsters that haunt her and prey on humanity are
dispatched. Those monsters are becoming ever bolder and more dangerous - and
Katya with her unique ability and power may be the key to saving the world

We
have an intriguing world setting here - one that takes the concept of demons
and does something quite original with it. The Want, these beings driven to
feed on human life energy and doing whatever they can to increase the number of
vulnerable dead people to feast on. It all establishes a very frightening and
overtly awful antagonist with enough variations to make for a varied enemy
while not overloading the plot.

But
the origin of the Want works well - without spoiling because it would be a
shame, it adds a level of complexity and even tragedy beyond the atrocities
they inflict. And this is further complicated by the Kyrios’s role: both as
shepherds and warriors and how they actually come to be created.

I
like that - I like how we’ve balanced a relatively simplistic thread of an
antagonist but then included enough complexities to prevent a simple good &
evil reading of the world. Which works well with Katya’s own growth because, as
an outsider to this she does arrive with a narrow viewpoint which in turn makes
it difficult to fully integrate her with the Kyrios

I
also like that this, the first book, has been smart enough to include some more
hooks to the world building - specifically nodding towards angels - while
resisting the temptation to stuff all the things into the first book

Other
than the romance, which I’ll get to, I generally like the plot - it moves well
but does have a pacing issue in the middle. We’re told about the terribad awful
things the Want are doing in the living world and how essential Katya’s help
would be but she doesn’t seem to be spending a huge amount of time training or,
well, doing anything about it.

One
thing I appreciate about a good Urban Fantasy series is world building - I do
love a nice, complicated, involved, rich world with all these wonderful
supernatural gribblies all co-exist with humanity, their politics and how it
all comes together in wonderful complexity

But
what I really really want to see and very rarely do is how would normal daily
life change with the existence of the supernatural? Perfectly, normal mundane
people living perfectly normal mundane lives - but in a completely abnormal,
absolutely supernatural world.

Take
Hauntingfor example. Now in our perfectly mundane world where,
if ghosts do exist they don’t do a whole lot, we have spooky cemeteries and
spooky haunted houses and all kinds of scary places. But in, say, Supernatural’s
world where ghosts regularly up and murder people for all kinds of random
reason what happens then? Do cemeteries need armed guards? Are abandoned
buildings quickly demolished? Are abandoned asylums nuked from space? Are
people more likely or less likely to silly things like camp in cemeteries or
examine abandoned hospitals?

Are
cemeteries armed camps? Do people even HAVE cemeteries? I mean in a world where
angry ghosts, zombies, vampires, ghouls and who knows what crawls out of the
grave on a regular basis, cremation looks like a much better option. Debates of
religious freedom and the rights of the dead are likely to fade quickly after
the fourth near zombie apocalypse.

And
what about museums? I mean when a good third of your exhibits are
cursed, haunted or coveted by some terrifying immortal being of some kind, how
do you even function? Suddenly Indiana Jones actually looks like a reasonable
way to go about Archaeology - though, I’d want a damn site more than a whip
when any of those tomb being robbed could still be occupied by scourges, curses
and monsters. Seriously I want to see Archaeologists dressed like this:

Thursday, December 7, 2017

After
her brush with Necromancy in Scotland Ivy has been suffering some side effects
- she’s not sure of the full implications, but it seems she can see ghosts

Ghosts
are noisy and annoying and don’t respect a woman’s wish to bond with her duvet
on her sofa all day

Some
of these ghosts are not exactly thrilled to have the less-than-motivated Ivy as
the one woman who can see them, but you work with what you can since she may be
the key to freeing them from their purgatory - and with a serial killer on the
loose targetting witches, their ghostly insight can certainly help the Order
investigation.

This
book ended and apparently this amazing series is a trilogy which means thi is
the last book. No-one consulted me on this. I did not agree to this. I do not
approve. This is my disapproving face.

But
as it has ended, one thing I really liked is that Ivy is still very
recognisable as the character who started this series. She’s still the Slouch
Witch. She’s still lazy. She still avoids effort.

I’m
not saying I’m against character growth or that Ivy hasn’t grown or changed.
She has changed and she has grown, she has got involved. She will whine but she
will get out there and help when she has to. She would just rather not do it
first thing in the morning. Her talent and skill are clear as well as well as
her moral compass and even willingness to sacrifice. But so many books would
have taken Ivy, had her had a revelation, maybe a training montage and then
have her spending late nights reading books or getting up at dawn to go to the
gym. Her heroics haven’t turned her into a new person. Even her new powers
haven’t driven her to embrace her new purpose in life. She’s still Ivy, laziest
witch and I like that because everything that made her so unique is still there
and it wasn’t treated as something to remove from the character. Again, I’m not
against that kind of character growth, but I like that we kept the very essence
of what makes Ivy Ivy

And
I do love Ivy. I love that Ivy is such a perfect, ordinary person even if she
does have extraordinary powers. Yes she’s fighting evil, yes she’s involved in
a dangerous investigation but that core of such normality, that foundation of
duvet loving, laziness makes her so relatable and real. And I just love how her
talking cat fits into that - I can’t even begin to spoil it even if it isn’t
especially plot relevant, it’s just too awesome.

Alas, it’s the plot
that never ends, the Saviours won’t just crawl under a rock and die (after said
rock is used to beat the Scavengers to death because ye gods, no). Carol,
invite all these people to a flower show already

So, in the Saviours
compound, we’re focusing on Eugene and his motivations which are shifting left,
right and doing the odd somersault. While his loyalties may be all over and his
language the second most ridiculous on the show until Jardis is eaten by zombies
(soon. Please let it be soon), his brains are, sadly, still top notch

Firstly he has
figured out Dwight is the spy and goes to Dwight and is quite fine with not
telling anyone this so long as Dwight stops spying and putting the lives of
everyone in the compound (including/especially his) at risk. Dwight appeals to
Eugene’s sense of how terrible this place is, showing his scars as certain
proof: but Eugene clings to one thing. The

Saviours are safe
even if they’re not “perfect”.

He also visits Gabe who, out of all the many many many many people who has
smeared their bodies with rotten flesh, has finally found there’s a downside to
that: infection. He’s very ill. But he wants to recruit Eugene to their side
and to get the nice doctor to Maggie as well. He wants Eugene to do the right
thing

While Eugene is quick to insists that Rick’s group weren’t friends, just
“travel companions” and who even knows what the right thing is - what’s right
for some could be devastating for others (not inaccurate given the workers
whose lives are at risk against Rick’s group). Gabe appeals to faith which
doesn’t move atheist Eugene so Gabe appeals to SCIENCE and hey if zombies exist
then you might as well believe in god

I think the last few
episodes have already established that Gabe isn’t logical.

We’re reminded that
Eugene does have some more complexity as the woman who appealed to him for help
(and he refused) is now trading him for booze to help him sleep, and poking his
conscience by reminding him she’s already trapped.

And we get to negan
who does what he’s very good at - inspiring Eugene. With tricks (like the
handshake of respect) and a whole lot of praise for Eugene who probably doesn’t
get a lot of that, and invoking the need to save everyone’s lives (not Negan’s
because Negan is sure he’ll always survive) including Eugene’s (invoking his
cowardice) and he needs his big brain to find a solution

Negan is good at
manipulating people. But also he burns faces and rapes women and kills people
for funsies

Eugene does come up
with a plan - but Dwight holds him at gun point to stop it. And surprisingly
Eugene goes forwards - seeming to be willing to save other people but it all
feels a bit out of character for him - or rather more complicated
characterisation for him.

The plan doesn’t work
because of Dwight anyway

Outside the compound
we catch up on Michonne, Rosita, Tara and Darryl: Darryl has a plan to drive a
big truck into the wall of the compound and let the zombies flood in and eat
everyone. It’s a simple plan. Morgan also joins in because he’s team massacre

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

This episode centres around what Lucifer does best - offering deals and favours, drags up the sinnerman and goes into a genuinely weird place and leads us to some awesome Linda and Angel moments.

Because Linda wants to know what it actually means to be an angel, how each of the Archangels got their unique abilities, what it means -whether their powers leads to their personalities or their personalities shaped their powers. I actually like Lucifer’s confused indifference here - because what she’s talking about is his normal; and have her trying to draw some big divine meaning out of his very existence just seems odd to him

What is of note is Lucifer’s defence of his Desire power (which, yes, does seem quite mild compared to Amenadiel’s ability to stop time) - because to him desire is the ultimate expression of free will

And I can see it - his power is the ultimate “knowing yourself.” Your will freed even from the conditioning of society, what you think you should want: the very core of free will is knowing what you ACTUALLY will; perhaps even the very core of who you want to be and how you want to live. Several times during the episode Lucifer makes it clear he thinks his power is deep and important and he’s not wrong.

Also he teases Linda with the idea of angelic Hogwarts.

To the actual murder of the week: someone Lucifer gave a favour to has been murdered - and his body has been posed in a way that directly invokes Lucifer’s favour (he wanted to become a mob boss - so Lucifer introduced him to a crime family). Naturally there’s a level of guilt here and an assumption that Lucifer got the guy killed

Yet surprisingly little suspicion or unhappiness about Lucifer having mob ties from Chloe. Chloe, the person you work with every day has mob connections. This. Is. Concerning

Increasingly the legal shenanigans on this show are really enraging me

Also to add - I really really really loathe this whole meme of Charlotte turning from good to bad because she went from defence to prosecution. I really despise this and I know I’ve said it a lot but this is really appalling and desperately damaging to the justice system. I will never not be pissed by this.

Lucifer’s woo-woo power is very good for exposing that the mobsters didn’t do it - in fact they want to hunt down his killer because they really really really liked him.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

This is a shame - because this season has managed to bring some backbone to Z Nation which has always leaped between being a deep, powerful apocalypse show and a zany slapstick comedy. Except for the jugaloo episode I’m trying to forget, these season has finally seemed to marry these elements: with a serious storyline, some genuine emotional moments, but still being happy to throw in jokes, one liners and the odd slapstick moment without overly derailing the plot or wasting our time

It’s an odd beast, Z Nation, and often gets it wrong but between the swings it can find a balance that works and largely has this season.

And then we have this. Honestly there’s not a lot to recap here because it’s mainly slapstick nonsense

There’s a storm of toxic foam which causes Doc and Murphy to seek shelter in a barber shop where Sketchy and Skeevy are also hiding. Absolutely no-one questions why there’s a fully functioning barbers in the apocalypse - it just is and everyone’s quite willing to let complete strangers with bared blades near their faces because of course they are.

It’s all a weird trap to rob people, because folks often drop into a barber shop in the apocalypse and we have lots of shenanigans, including Sketchy and Skeezy trying to want then, Doc trying to remember the main robber, the inclusion of a Deaf character which would be noteworthy if, well, it wasn’t this episode and it wasn’t just fodder for more gags. We have Tanned Zombie which I will never be able to unsee, vomit everywhere, absolutely everywhere, which I’ll also never be able to unsee, 10k and Lilley joining in the fun,m everyone in their underwear (including 10K which I will be very happy to not unsee) and some final random extra characters with improbably accents until everyone ended up dead except the main cast and, alas, Sketchy and Skeevy

Monday, December 4, 2017

It’s time for Isaac to get back in town (after seeing some horribly rotten bodies) and reuniting with his family - first of all with Bea

Ok I am hearing Bea and Isaac talk in this scene and, of course, they’re this amazing, passionate couple who love each other immensely. But I kind of here a lot of subtext poking from Bea here which Isaac seems to be ignoring. Like she’s clearly unhappy James showed up unnannounced and he assures her it was just for their protection but seems to miss Bea’s issue with a) not knowing anything about James and b) James and Isaac has this whole history she wasn’t part of and didn’t know about. Isaac keeps dodging and seems to focus more about Bea saying Cal has questions but I feel that there’s an undertone here that Bea has questions too. He does say a reassuring “no-one ever knows me as well as you” which is nice but she says “no-one ever will” which… is slightly creepy? Like “there will never be a woman after me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

This whole scene is sweet but I do have this undertone that Bea isn’t super happy with how much of Isaac’s life she may have been excluded from: and while he’s focusing a lot on Cal, he doesn’t seem to be equally focusing on her. Which is kind of my complaint about the show in general - Bea needs more attention!

But before we focus on Cal and Isaac let’s look at Cal and May’s oh-so-complex relationship. They have sex and Garvey nearly walks in on them and clearly knows what is happening and everything is AWKWARD

May freaks out and Cal tries to be understanding but May is clear that his platitudes mean nothing - he understands nothing, she understands nothing, it’s all too complicated.

And from there she has to go to a little town meeting about an upcoming awkward founder’s day. The main point of this is to establish that the Hastings are still pretty much hated by the whole town - but May awesomely speaks up for them because she has not time for the town’s nonsense

Can I also ask if these Founder Celebrations actually happen in America? I don’t think we have anything like that over here (largely because when a city is 1200 years old no-one has a damn clue who founded it, why or when)

Dr. Kim also speaks up for the Hastings and since he and May are old friends and possible ex’s they decide to have lunch

Unfortunately it looks like Dr. Kim is the new meat puppet for The Dredge (his old body has been found by the Hastings and Tilly studies it’s weirdness and finds she may be able to track the Dredge which could be useful). He has already visited Anansi and, in exchange for a shiny magic mirror, has taken all the memories she gained when she visited the Hastings. Despite this I still have my doubts over whether Anansi is a villain or just playing a long game with a possible alternative that she’s simply mercenary. She only helped the Dredge to what she had agreed to and didn’t step 1 millimeter outside that. It’s also worth noting that the Dredge didn’t even try to threaten her or coerce her: not out of friendliness which there clearly isn’t any but, but the way she turned her back on him, because she is Not To Be Messed With