Sexy reader Robert sent us this earlier today: it’s a NRL (Australia) rugby ref getting trampled by one player on Rabbitohs, and then getting knocked unconscious by the knee of the Broncos’ Tonie Carroll. And this is what the UFL needs to do: get rid of linemen and just have 11 guys on each team run around for 60 minutes. And put the refs in pink and award points for knockdowns and knockouts. Ed Hochuli already loves this idea; he’s doing push-ups on the desk at his law firm just thinking about it.

And look how friggin’ clear that video is. Fast forward to the 1:05 mark to see his eyes rolling back into his head. Remarkable.