Meh...hold your horses kiddo. All I meant was that years of fighting me and he's forgotten how to fight any other way...and then there was that bad decade where all we could get were porno gigs...well and I suppose being beaten by me over and over has had something to do with him turning him into a flaming lily...

Aha! So I prove my superiority once again! The proud hero stands triumphant on the lonely plain waiting...WAITING for evil to rear it's ugly head once more and plunge deep into the vast crevasses of my soft juicy...waitaminute...Battery Boy! What am I talking about!?

Battery Boy: Uh...Captain...? About evil? Um...it's bad...right?

Yes! And I must defend against evil! I am the defender of this domain! I fight for justice...and the moon...and...