This is a gold mine. Too many great captions to mention. In respect to the rest of the Kommentariat, I’ll just go with my team and comment on the Dallas one. “You should totally come.” That’s gotta leave a sour taste in his mouth for sure.

Final pic: “I’m ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance. I know there’s a lot of riding on it, but it’s all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind. I’m gonna execute a button-hook pattern, super slo-mo.”

Its crazy that Miami fans are still wrapping themselves in the flag of that perfect season. Its getting to the point where some of these people weren’t even alive then, although clearly the jort-creature is one of the undead so they were there in some form. Also how are you going to never win a Super Bowl with Dan Marino? You were spotted 3-4 touchdowns every game for 15 years and still nothing….

I have to say the rent-a-Mountie did bring that streaker down face first with authority after a 70 yard sprint. It was a thing of beauty. Also, the Bills defenders looked like they’d never seen that move before in their lives.