The Incident: A certain woman has been trying to destroy my family with discord, violence and sickness through witchcraft and not natural means. When a certain family member happens to visit our house we apparently fall sick. So was natural that we thought he was praying curses over us (he also indulges into the occult and witchcraft time and again). But at a prayer meeting yesterday the Lord shone His light over the situation and gave a lady a vision of this woman who was cursing me. The best part of it, however, is that she was all shaken and trembling and saying the name of Jesus is too much for me to bear. She bowed down at the name of Jesus. Wow! Praise the name of Jesus. There’s power!

Why do I suspect the woman was trembling because scribecorner came at her in some kind of fundie witch-doctor outfit, screaming incoherently and waving a crucifix? I'd say anything necessary to be let out of the house at that point.

I tell you what, I bet you've never seen anything as amazing as my friend Gobbo, he's got one leg shorter than the other. Or rather, he did have. Now they're both the same length.

It happened one night down the pub.
I said, "Do you fancy another pint Gobbo?"
"Nah!", he said. "I'm off home now"
And he hobbled off out in to the night.

Next thing we heard a mighty scream followed by "Jeesus Christ!!!!"
We rushed out and there was Gobbo lying half on the road and half on the pavement and a steamroller lumbering away into the night. Miraculously, both of Gobbo's legs were now the same length - 3 inches.