Thursday, August 30, 2007

CHANGING THE PACE

So....after much thought i have decided that doing this blog and reading it is boring as sh!t. So in an attempt to improve my motivation for doing the blog and hopefully people's enthusiasm for reading it, im going to make some drastic changes. It will now be a public display of the things i think but rarely put down on paper. Hopefully it will be entertaining. Im sure it will get me in trouble occasionally, but ill keep pushing through....i hope you enjoy......

THIS WEEKS HEADLINES.....

RICHARD ENGLAND STUNG BY BEE, WHILE TRAINING.....

This is believe to be a picture of the offender on his last legs after leaving his stinger in Richard's chest.

The swelling was instant, but the doctor has informed Richard, that with ice and exercise, he should return to normal within a week or so.

SLIPSTREAM, WORKING WITH MILLIONS.....

Im not referring to millions of dollars, im talking about millions of riders. It is official, that Team Slipstream from the USA have hired every professional bike rider in the world at present. At last count the were at 2, 345,652.

With no decision on next years team kit, here was the recent team photo from Russelville, Arkansas.

AUSTRALIAN OPPOSITION LEADER GETS LAP DANCE.......

Kevin Rudd's approval has gone up to a record 56% after admitting he had a lap dance at a strip club, while visiting New York on official business. In a desperate ploy, John Howard is rumoured to be releasing a statement about the time he got to 2nd base with G. Bush in the oval office. Two thumbs up K. Rudd.

In a related story, Hilary is rumoured to have leveled the score with Bill.

ANDREY KASHECHKIN TO START LEGAL ACTION AGAINST UCI.....

This moron has set out to start legal proceedings, claiming that testing him out of competition is an invasion of his privacy. When asked "Andrey, are you high? He answered " I have no idea what the other persons blood had in it, but now you mention it, i have been feeling a little woozy. Maybe i should not have done the transfusion myself. Whoops."

PET PEEVE OF THE WEEK....

Toilet rolls behind you when you are sitting on the toilet. It is so annoying to have to twist backwards to get to the paper. Must be worse for women, who have to do it every time.