Category Archives: Shorter Skits

sheeplaughs October 13, 2017 Comments Off on “Tricks Or Treats: Scare vs Share”

“Tricks or Treats: Scare vs Share” Written by Frederick Passmore Synopsis: A Christian wife takes the opportunity to hand out Gospel tracts with the candy for Halloween: “share,” but her husband has a different idea: “scare!” Will the kids get “tricked” or “treated?” And what about the neighbors that pop in unexpectedly? A short, fun (and very easy-to-do) skit that… Read more »

“The Pastor’s Barbeque” written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 2002-2017 Sheep Laughs Records Synopsis: Based on our 2003 national radio release, and performed to a musical soundtrack, this skit/song combo tells the story of how some disgruntled church members call a secret meeting to oust the pastor, a true man of God. As they roast him with their heated complaints, an… Read more »

sheeplaughs August 12, 2016 Comments Off on “How To Be Spiritually Fit”

Note: This is the original version of the script that was adapted for “Mama Knows Best,” which changes the characters and situation to apply to Mother’s Day. This version has two men that are friends as the characters. The Soundtrack is the same and used for both. Soundtrack key: This is the type of script where your actors deliver their… Read more »

“War Of The Wills” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright Sheep Laughs Publications 2007-2017 Synopsis: A reporter and her cameraman cover a breakout of violence around a church. As they interview various refugees from the war zone, they find out that it is a church war. A titanic battle of the wills is being waged between members who disagree on trivial… Read more »

sheeplaughs August 12, 2016 Comments Off on “The Trials Of Rev. Milton Blumquist”

“The Trials Of Rev. Milton Blumquist” Written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 1990-2017 Sheep Laughs Publications Synopsis: Rev. Milton Blumquist, a down-home country preacher, is attempting to record his weekly radio program at home. As he begins to preach on “patience,” of which he has none, a series of interruptions occur to disturb him. Each comical event, specific to a point… Read more »

Synopsis: Two men, one in the middle of a crisis, and the other about to experience one, discuss the existence and goodness of God. The Christian, although seemingly the loser, witnesses to the other, who seems to be on top of the situation. Not until the very end does it become plain who is the real winner and who is… Read more »

Synopsis: A hermit that lives by a junkyard is spending Christmas Eve feeling sorry for himself. But his solitude is interrupted by a visitor worse off than him, and he learns that the key to the joy of the season is giving what you can. Includes a reading of the Nativity Story, also! Approximately 15 minutes and only needs four… Read more »

sheeplaughs February 24, 2016 Comments Off on “Attack of the Monster Tongue”

Looking for something short but hard-hitting and fall-down funny? Why not perform our radio hit song with skit elements, “Attack of the Monster Tongue?” Lots of others around the country have; puppet teams, singing groups, drama teams, and more. You’ll cackle and chortle over this story of Gossips Gone Wild! About 4-6 minutes long. Soundtrack key: BOTH OPTIONS ARE ON THE… Read more »

“Assignment: Hindrance!” Synopsis: This short skit follows the chance meeting of a couple of demons, Scuzzy and Sleazy, as they converse about the ups and downs of being assigned to hinder Christians. One is cheerful, the other tired, bandaged and depressed. The cheerful one has been assigned to a worldly, carnal Christian, and he is right at home. He has… Read more »

sheeplaughs February 14, 2016 Comments Off on “The Great Church Robbery”

Synopsis: This short poem, a Christian version of “The Grinch” story, can done as a dramatic reading using the background music and sound effects, or acted out to the narrated version on the same CD. In it, we see a bitter old man living next door to a church, which irritates him with the loud worship and obvious fellowship of… Read more »

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How To Use This Site

Our “budget-friendly” scripts are found on the Script Page, which is on the menu. Click on the skit title or banner above each synopsis to explore the script through a complete scene-by-scene description, with many sample pages.

Each of the scripts have accompanying audio tracks that will enhance your performance. There are audio preview clips all through the description.

Once you have decided to perform a script, you can order it and the audio tracks for immediate download. On most of them, there is also an option to purchase it in physical CD form if you prefer.

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About Our Skit Trax

Here at Christian Skit Scripts, our exciting scripts have an accompanying soundtrack that will make your efforts much more effective!

Use these original soundtracks and both the audience and the actors will be energized and electrified! The right music and sound effects can make an emotional scene have much more impact and effect; likewise a comedy scene.

Some are of the type where the sounds and music play at various times as you act and deliver the lines. Others are in our unique “Play/Act” format which means there are no lines to learn; all the narration, music and sound effects are pre-mixed, all you have to do is act along.

The music and sound effects we supply to synchronize with your on-stage action are first-rate quality. Fully-orchestrated original themes and Hollywood-quality sound effects are digitally recorded and mixed with professional skill to make your special program come to startling life.

Collect ‘Em All: The Ultimate Skit Kit!

The scripts and soundtracks have proved to be so popular, that I have packaged them all together in one money and time-saving item! Called “The Ultimate Skit Kit,” this binder holds 24 soundtrack CDs, containing the musical and sound elements to all the scripts from this site, over 50 in all! Plus, a CD-ROM that contains all the scripts offered here on the site.

NOW AVAILABLE in USB Drive for only $100!

Buy it on the Ultimate Skit Kit Page on the menu, and lift your drama team to an exciting new plateau of effectiveness and professionalism. And save big bucks at the same time!

Here’s what one recent happy customer had to say:

Hey Fred,

I just received the Ultimate Skit Kit in the mail today. Thank you for sending it so rapidly. I applaud your organizational skills! This is such a professional package and quite impressive!

Also, thank you for providing such wonderful skits with sound effects that smaller churches like ourselves can afford with limited funds.