Revealed: Lady Gaga’s New Muppet-Centric Songs

N.Y.U. Tisch School mascot Lady Gaga will join her old friends the Muppets for “a television holiday special together for ABC,” E News reports. Little is known about the forthcoming broadcasting event other than the fact that it was filmed in Los Angeles and will be the subject of no fewer than eight million hipster/theater-kid drinking games.

Nonetheless, thanks our extensive network of sources in the puppetry community (many of them puppets), VF.com was able to obtain a track list of never-before-heard songs that Gaga is planning to perform. Judging from their titles alone, the songs will appeal to children of all ages . . . between 19 and 31. They are: