Driving naked is like having a mobile nudist resort! I mean

, I suppose this is clear but I liked to chime in with something to let everyone know I was reading along, following the train of thought.

Night is the best for low visibility by taller passing vehicles, but I never thought of driving bare during a rain storm!

Does anybody rely on naked driving as a means for remaining alert while on LONG road trips?

Also, I have thought of the fact that if I was ever stopped and didn’t have enough time to put shorts on without being clear about it, that “technically” being nude in my automobile is legal. By this I mean, in order for http://rudenudist.net to be broken there would have to be a complaint from a different citizen.

Since I’m a man it’s just as likely that I was simply driving with my top away. In case the officer cannot see you bare, then technically they have no reason to suppose it.

So if my permit license plates are current, I am not speeding, all safety gear is operating (blinkers, etc.). I indicate correctly and I’m wearing my seatbelt, then I should not be stopped. Unless, with this being Memorial Day Weekend, I get pulled over into a increased enforcement all vehicle test lane.

Obviously, the overhead traffic cameras may present an issue as well, and I believe they are beginning to get high-resolution cameras for these purposes.

Yet, in the event an officer of the law approached my vehicle and I only had short pants draped over my lap, and was thus technically NOT nude, then would it be sarcastic to inquire, ‘What appears to be the issue Policeman, Sir?’ In the hope that he or she’d have to create another valid reason behind stopping me, and additionally that they couldn’t simply reply with, ‘It seemed as though you might be driving nude, Sir.’ (again, which I do not think is cause enough to stop someone)

Of course they could always say, ‘We had a complaint from another motorist of a driver in a vehicle similar to yours without clothing on.’ and this might be close enough to the truth as to “fly” in a just-need-to-get-my-monthly-quota ticket composing scenario.

Even being stopped for any other motive, if caught in the nude, I believe every motorist should get the right to dress before departing their vehicle to comply with roadside sobriety tests. As it is possible to tell from this I’ve never been stopped for this kind of test in my 28 years of driving.

(hmmm, perhaps there’s even a law enforcement officer in the crowd who could comment on the technicalities of bare driving…)