I would deny it too. All day and every day. All night too. There’s no way anyone at any time would ever catch me confirming a Justin Bieber reconciliation – if I was Selena Gomez. Ryan Seacrest tried to get the goods in a new interview with E! but she played coy and said she was single. Oh Selena! If only I could believe you!

That’s the thing with Selena. She makes me want to like her because she talks such sense in interviews. She’s actually funny! Do you remember the whole Letterman dig? That shit’s good and delightful. But then she lets the little douche push his crotch into her back on holidays and I’m dumbfounded again. I just don’t get it!

Here’s what she had to say in the new interview about the relationship: “I’m sure you could actually see those pictures of me being way stressed about it. It’s hard because what do you do? Do you sit in your house and hide and not go anywhere? I was 18 when we started to date and you just have to be an 18-year-old and go through everything.”

She continued with: “Egos turn me off, big time. I mean it’s hard to just date in this industry, it really is, because it doesn’t have to be anything serious, it can just be something fun—and it should be because I’m young—but, you just can’t really help the people that you meet or that you fall in love with or that you wanna date. I want someone who can make me laugh and just be normal and understand my lifestyle and how I wanna live it.”

Is she quasi-apologizing for being a dumb ass where he’s concerned? If that’s the case, I do not accept your apology Selena. Maybe after the first hook-up post break-up I could have looked the other way but this is getting ridiculous! Still… she’s young… I know… I know. What am I saying? I’ll keep giving her as many chances as she needs until she’s out for good!