That's not really any kind of news story, especially in Michigan...although I'm sure that the media outlets were just salivating at the thought of a "Hell Froze Over" report.

Ahhh, local news. We have about 4 degrees above zero to the effort put into any real kind of journalism. Imagination is restricted to any cliche that is seasonal. Shampoo, rinse and repeat. Next car ad please.

I'm going to buy a lottery ticket and ask out that hottie at the mall. Everyone kept telling me I had a snowballs chance in hell in getting a date. According to that video, today is the day she succumbs to my charms. And her daddy issues.

My grandfather lived in Spring Lake Michigan for about 15 years before he passed away this past fall....every year that he lived there, he would take a drive to Hell and buy me the latest version of "I've been to Hell and back" t-shirt....I always thought they were cheesy and silly (and they are) but they also make me laugh and think about him every time I see them in the closet.

I live SW of Hell. It was -18 when I got up Tuesday. It was, in fact, colder than Hell at my house. The biggest problem was every half-wit news agency sending crews out to report it was cold in Hell. They took up the whole parking lot at the only open business, the bar. People who live around here were not happy. They take their drinking seriously in Hell.

That's not really any kind of news story, especially in Michigan...although I'm sure that the media outlets were just salivating at the thought of a "Hell Froze Over" report.

Ahhh, local news. We have about 4 degrees above zero to the effort put into any real kind of journalism. Imagination is restricted to any cliche that is seasonal. Shampoo, rinse and repeat. Next car ad please.

yeah on this side of the state the local news found a new way to milk the "story" by running a commercial yesterday about how crucial they were to people living through the (thunder-echo voice) Storm Of The Decade!!!. To hear them tell it they were the thin red line that kept people from insta-freezing in their own homes or turning to cannibalism. We truly owe them a debt that can never be repaid.

Fun Razor:I live SW of Hell. It was -18 when I got up Tuesday. It was, in fact, colder than Hell at my house. The biggest problem was every half-wit news agency sending crews out to report it was cold in Hell. They took up the whole parking lot at the only open business, the bar. People who live around here were not happy. They take their drinking seriously in Hell.

chevydeuce:My grandfather lived in Spring Lake Michigan for about 15 years before he passed away this past fall....every year that he lived there, he would take a drive to Hell and buy me the latest version of "I've been to Hell and back" t-shirt....I always thought they were cheesy and silly (and they are) but they also make me laugh and think about him every time I see them in the closet.

That's not really any kind of news story, especially in Michigan...although I'm sure that the media outlets were just salivating at the thought of a "Hell Froze Over" report.

Every.Year.

It gets tedious. We get it. Ha ha. We have a town named Hell in Michigan, and we get winter in Michigan. So Hell freezes over. Every damn year. And we get a stupid haha news story about it every damn year.

I think it's much funnier when the south gets a little snow or ice, and all the big-talking southerners are suddenly sliding around on the road like idiots and closing schools when an inch of snow accumulates on the ground. THAT is far funnier than Hell freezing over.

ZeroCorpse:I think it's much funnier when the south gets a little snow or ice, and all the big-talking southerners are suddenly sliding around on the road like idiots and closing schools when an inch of snow accumulates on the ground. THAT is far funnier than Hell freezing over.