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Super Bowl XLVI was fucking awesome. As a Giants fan, I got to see my glorious team once again thwart Tom Brady and his dainty ankles. It was awesome. The event took place in Indianapolis, which I thought did a great job. The police let us drink in public and turned a blind eye when six of us beat a Patriots supporter to an inch of his life for having the audacity to wear a Rob Gronkowski jersey. The Pats fan got what he deserved, Gosh-nabbit. Of course, after the Giants won (21 to 17), I somehow found ESPN's legendary broadcaster, Chris Berman, and bear-hugged him so hard he legitimately said the words, and I quote, "Keep your fucking hands off me." All in all, it was a damned fine day.