Critical Jargon: Close your eyes. Imagine Saturday Night Fever re-shot in Detroit Rock City with a thinner Jack Black (not White) starring and Ace Frehley sitting in with the Bee Gees. Nah, shine that and limber up for these punk-disco-arena rock shamen's cautionary dance floor tales. Danger! High Voltage indeed.

Quoth the Band Member: "One of the reasons why the Vikings were so superior back in their day was due to stretching. Even if you're mid-song, if you have ten seconds to spare, throw in a little stretch and it'll do you a world of good." - Dick Valentine, vocals, dancer