Computer-using men everywhere be afraid. Find His Porn has launched and it threatens to expose your dirty habits to a significant other.

Just launch your web browser, head over to the website, pay the $20 fee, and Find His Porn begins scouring the computer for a lascivious web history, images, and videos. Its creators claim it to be the only tool that features such an advanced algorithm for uncovering porn on a computer — and they stand by its abilities by not offering a money-back guarantee. If it’s there, the app will find it, they say. And if it finds porn once and you want to check again later, you’ll be coughing up an additional $20. Don’t worry about your purchases giving away your snooping. Find His Porn shows up as a nondescript PayPal charge on your credit card statement.

Curiously, although it’s a Java app, Find His Porn only runs on Windows computers. Those of you looking to escape its probing might want to set up a Linux dual-boot — or better yet, password protect your system if you really want to safeguard your privacy. And if you’re running this to check up on little Johnny, I suggest you look into a filtering solution like OpenDNS.

According to the website, it’s the perfect app to spy on boyfriends, husbands, and kids. When should you run it? “If you think he’s hiding something, now’s probably a good time,” the site says.

I’m no Dr. Phil, but I’m thinking that talking about this kind of thing is probably a better idea, and that you’re headed down a slippery slope the minute you fire up a privacy-violating app like this. Amazingly, the Find His Porn site is emblazoned with Privacy Partnership emblems — even though it’s offering a tool which is designed to violate a person’s privacy.

Interestingly, there’s no companion site for Find Her Porn…because presumably there’s never been a man who wanted to do the same kind of snooping on woman’s computer.