Clegg and Farage share 'long lingering kiss' after debate

Shocking rumours are emerging this evening that Nick Clegg and Nigel Farage were involved in a bizarre incident follwing last night's television debate on Europe. A BBC employee has claimed that the two men shared ' a long lingering kiss' moments after the show ended. The staff member who does not want to be indentifed told us ' it was surreal, we were in the Green Room and they were still arguing about stuff that had been said in the debate, we thought there was going to be a dust-up, they squared up and the next minute they were eating each other faces, I didn't know where to look'. It is believed that the two political adversaries had to be separated by their aides and that they were both then hurried out of the building.
Another BBC employee who was present said 'one minute they're at each other throats the next they were snogging like two drunk teenagers at a New Years Eve party, I've been at the BBC for 40 years and have never seen anything like it, at least not since Heseltine and Kinnock that once after Quetion Time.' Both men were unavailable for comment.