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Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Those enormous gaping loops hanging from your ears almost make it seem worth getting them!

…Beyonce, Jay Z and the Prez!

Beyonce and Jay Z hosted a fundraiser for the President. What an incredible country we live in- just goes to show you, you work hard, follow your dreams- doesn’t matter where you come from- you can get to hang out with Beyonce and Jay-Z! Congratulations Mr. President!

…American Idol

Bringing Randy Jackson back into the fold, all four judges are finally settled on. I was beginning to think the search for a judge was going to be a show in itself- “you’re going to Hollywood…to tell someone they’re a little pitchy!”

…Lance Armstrong

Doping allegations rear their ugly head, although it was only a matter of time before they did- after all this guy won the Tour ‘d France 7 times- once by foot!

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Suckiness surrounds us all, gripping us in a vice-like hold, with the ferocity of a bear trap made of shit. My mission? To offer insight and shed understanding on the vast, seemingly endless, black hole of crap each one of us has to face on a daily basis. And while that torrent of bullshit is both mammoth in scope and unyielding in its advance, at least here it can be called it out for what it is- a lot of shit that really sucks.

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About Me

Chris DeLuca is a writer/ producer/ comic currently living in Hoboken, the Prague of New Jersey. He's written for a bunch of TV shows you probably have not watched or heard of (United States of Hip Hop, Nikki & Sara Live, Mob Wives Reunion, BET's Don't Sleep, and Fuse News- see?) as well as Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Best Week Ever, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson and the 12/12/12 Concert For Sandy Relief. He was also the "World's Oldest Intern" on VH1's Big Morning Buzz. In 2009 he created, wrote and starred in the hilarious, and subversive “Mocap, LLC" on Spike. Sadly, he thinks he caused his parent's divorce.