Alright Nation, we are on the brink of what is possibly the most important event in human history since ever. We stress the word “possibly” in that sentence, so no silly hate mail about Steve Guttenberg inventing the bench press, or whatever. And please, don’t talk to us about the historic impact of the so-called “moon landing”. Everyone knows that the whole Apollo mission was filmed on a sound stage in Arizona.

This historic event will be broadcast live on a major network to a bajillion people, so it’s not even really a contest. Two large men will fight for money and everyone and their Nana can watch; if Jesus shows up tonight in a tuxedo t-shirt we wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest. It’s such a huge deal that the UFC is basically giving Fox just the tip to see how it feels, airing just one fight off of a pretty sweet ten-fight lineup.

Come around and hang out with us for all the fights, because you know we’re going to have you covered, Nation. Fights start at 4:45ET on Facebook and FoxSports.com, the big-deal television show kicks off at 9ET.

Oh, and hit “Refresh” frequently, since everyone seems to tell people to do that.

Matt “Luke Duke” Lucas vs Aaron Rosa

First round is tentative, with Lucas scoring a easy takedown early. Rosa stands up quickly, and the two spend a couple of minutes clinching. Rosa defends and stays busy with short elbows and punches. Lucas looks slow and tired almost immediately, and spits out his mouthpiece three minutes into the first. With thirty seconds left in the round, Rosa starts putting knees into the mix. No damage, but he’ll take the round.

Second and third rounds look virtually identical, right down to Lucas having issues with his mouthpiece. Rogan has an opinion about that nonsense. Matt Lucas drops his mouthpiece four times during the fight, and referee Big John McCarthy docks him a point in the second. Lucas scores a few takedowns, but he can’t do anything to follow up. Rosa is calm and professional, working offense as Lucas crowds him with knees and elbows, and he takes all three rounds with ease.

The judges have it 28-28, 30-26, and 30-26, giving Aaron Rosa a majority decision over Matt Lucas (whom you’ll not see in the Octagon again any time soon), and there’s a judge who may have a glue-sniffing habit. What the blue hell just happened?

These guys have fought once already in the minors, Pierce scored the unanimous decision.

Good action and much more closely contested fight between these two. Pierce appears to get the better of the striking exchanges, and Bradley seems to be more solid in the takedown contests, stuffing Pierce’s attempts and capitalizing on his own. Pierce seems fresher and scores the more visible damage through three rounds.

The judges call it 29-28 Bradley, 30-27 Pierce, and 29-28 Pierce, giving Mike Pierce the split decision win over Paul Bradley in the rematch. It was a close fight, so we can understand how none of the three judges see the fight the same way, but is this a bad sign of things to come?

Alex “Bruce Leroy” Caceres vs Cole “The Apache Kid” Escovedo

Alex Caceres puts on a striking exhibition in the first round, so he’s definitely getting closer to the final level. Caceres weaves around the vast majority of Escovedo’s offense, while landing front kicks, spinning back fists, and a dope switch kick combo. Escovedo catches a kick close to his man parts with fifteen seconds left in the round, and charges in and lands a high kick, knocking Bruce Leroy off-balance, but the round ends in a flurry before he can mount a comeback. The second round is more of the same, with the Apache Kid looking like he’s in slow motion against the fast and flashy technique of Caceres, who has improved incredibly since last we saw him.

In the third, Caceres even manages a very fun submission chain against the grappling specialist, throwing a triangle-kimura-armbar-omaplata combo that speaks volumes about his progress as a competitor. Escovedo puts in some groundwork, attacking with a submission series of his own, but Bruce Leroy works out of trouble handily. Very, very impressive fight for the twenty three year old. Taimak would be proud.

The judges finally manage to find a consensus, and score the fight 30-27 x3 for Alex Caceres in a unanimous decision win over Cole Escovedo. Expect to see him on the main card next time.

Robbie “Problems” Paralta vs Mackens “Da Menace” Semerzier

Note: Mac Semerzier is coming off a first round RNC victory over Bruce Leroy in March. That kid has developed a ton in six months.

Uh oh. Controversy in the third fight. While it appears that Robbie Paralta lays Semerzier the fuck out in an exchange in the third round, replay shows it’s a clash of heads that rocks him and sends him to his back. Paralta swarms on Semerzier, who hangs on to a single leg and tries to clear the cobwebs. Big John calls it, a TKO victory for Robbie Paralta over Mackens Semerzier at 1:54 into the third, who tries to stand up and protest, but he’s clearly unfit to continue. It’s a shame, since it was a fun fight and we saw it even through the first two rounds.

Norifumi “Kid” Yamamoto vs Darren “BC” Uyenoyama

Crazy back in forth action here. First round is all Yamamoto for four minutes on the feet, but Uyenoyama gets it to the ground with less than a minute left in the first. BC works to back mount and a rear naked choke swiftly, and Yamamoto is within seconds of losing consciousness when the round ends. Rogan even thinks he’s out. In the second, Kid blasts Uyenoyama in the face with a nasty left, bloodying his opponent, but suffers a takedown as a result. Yamamoto survives through almost a full round with the submission machine, fending off a serious RNC setup while catching a ton of fists to the torso. Uyenoyama points to the camera in mid-beating. The fight goes the distance, and Uyenoyama puts on a good performance with an aggressive ground game. The judges agree: 30-27 x2 and 20-26 for Darren Uyenoyama over Kid Yamamoto in a unanimous decision victory. Now, #I’mNotNamingNames, but one of these judges has opinions and he doesn’t give a mad fuck what you think.

Darkness turns out the lights on Heavy Metal with the quickness, landing a left shovel hook and pounding out Harvison for the stoppage. Johnson had time to celebrate the knock down and give ref Herb Dean a chance to stop it, but Herb is all “Dude, whatevs, LOL, kill him” so Darkness throws a few more to convince him. DeMarques Johnson defeats Clay Harvison via TKO (ref’s stoppage due to strikes) at 1:34 of the first round.

Ricardo “The Bully” Lamas vs Kevin Luke “Cub” Swanson

Swanson has a great record in the WEC, but let’s all be honest, we all remember him on the wrong end of a highlight finish vs Jose Aldo. Injury trouble has kept him out of the UFC until tonight. Big John in again on this one.

Swanson turns in his usual hyper-speed performance, and attacks Lamas’ neck hard in the first. Lamas survives a deep guillotine and showboats a bit when Swanson drops it. Lamas fires off a capoeira handspring kick, and Swanson shakes his finger and admonishes Lamas mid-fight for plagiary and swagger jackering. Swanson comes out hard in the second on the feet, and Lamas answers in kind before ducking under for a takedown and scramble. Swanson threatens with an omaplata, misses it, and looks to go back to the feet. Lamas tries for a back mount, and captures Swanson’s head and arm when he tries to spin free. It’s an arm triangle that goes from nasty to lethal as Swanson sunfishes to escape, and Cub is forced to tap. Ricardo Lamas defeats Cub Swanson via submission (arm triangle) at 2:26 of round two.

Really? A dubstep version of “Hotel California”?

“Diamond” Dustin Poirier vs Pablo “The Scarecrow” Garza

True story: CP Nationer Stak40 was talking about how no one can pull off flying submissions anymore, because BJJ isn’t mysterious in modern MMA. Then Pablo Garza did his impression of forced oral copulation (as performed by an octopus) against Yves Jabouin, and Stak changed the subject. True story.

Larry Landless and his Nasty Boyz platinum mohawk are in to ref for this one. (Props to Iskander Neptu.)

Another fun one here: after threatening with a leg lock option in the first round, Garza gets caught by Poirier with a beautiful D’Arce choke in the second. Dustin Poirier defeats Pablo Garza via submission (D’Arce choke) at 1:32 of the second round.

There’s somewhere between three and six hundred UFC-related shows on television right now, and not one of them are showing these fights. I don’t want to live in this world anymore.

Clay “The Carpenter” Guida vs Ben “Smooth” Henderson

Note: Clay Guida is the current WEC Lightweight Champion. Deal with it.

Herb Dean in for this one, which should have been on TV dammit.

Round 1: Clay Guida tries to walk down Henderson right off the bat, and gets caught with a punch off balance and falls forward. Guida pops to his feet and the two exchange 89 blows in three seconds, and Guida drops again. Not hurt badly, Guida’s stance and movement tend top leave him susceptible to knockdowns. They clinch against the cage, and Henderson works a few knees. With a minute left on the clock, Guida catches Bendo with a lunging hook that unhinges Henderson’s legs, and tries to finish off with a guillotine, but Henderson works free and back to the feet. Bendo fires off a few kicks before the buzzer.

Round 2: More clinch work to open the round, with both guys getting their licks in with knees to the body and exchanging fruitless takedowns. Guida narrowly misses a spinning backfist, but suffers a takedown, then fishes for a guillotine. He locks his hands and tries to jump guard, but Henderson blocks his legs. Henderson is no stranger to near submissions and escapes quickly, and takes Guida’s back on the way out. The buzzer sends the fighters to the towels.

Round 3: Guida comes out again with that popcorning boxing style, trying to confuse his opponent. He shoots for a takedown, but Henderson, as he as been able to do for much of the fight, defends it. They clinch against the cage again, and then break and flurry. Henderson shoots the fight down to the canvas again. Guida scrambles, but Henderson secures the back mount and locks a body triangle … disregard that they’re scrambling again. Guida looks for the guilotine again, which leads to back to the scramble, and Bendo comes out over Guida and raining down bombs but the buzzer ends the fight. Damn. These two should keep going for at least two more rounds.

* Brock is asked to analyze Cain Velasquez, which starts out ok, but then they show footage from his asswhooping from Velasquez, at which point Brock asks, “Do we have to watch this?” It’s funny, and as a TV moment, it works.

*Cue the Dos Santos hard-luck upbringing tale.

*Fox is treating this like viewers know nothing about MMA or the fighters. Good move, and yeah, the vibe is very much different than the usual UFC-helmed broadcast.

*Cue the Velasquez hard-luck upbringing tale.

*Pretty sure Rogan shaved for this. He and Glodie both seem to be trying really hard to not fuck up. Or say “fuck” on television, for that matter.

Round 1: They come out with probing strikes: Velasquez with a leg kick, Dos Santos tosses out a jab. They exhange again, nothing lands with consequence, and Cain catches a kick and tries to turn it, misses. He snorts and resets.

They exchange jabs, and Velasquez throws the leg kick again. Dos Santos fires off a combo, Cain covers up. Dos Santos hurls a single overhead right and OH SHIT catches the champ behind the ear, sending him to the ground CAIN IS DOWN Dos Santos follows up with some standing hooks and Big John calls it OH THE HUMANITY that was less than one full round and Junior Dos Santos is the new UFC champ.

Dos Santos just beat up on Brown Pride like a Texas judge, which is a joke that works two totally different ways. Again, don’t send me hate mail, i’m illiterate.

Dos Santos has POWER in those hands. It messes up your eekulibium, bro. Can’t help but point out commenter Kayo musing six hours ago if “Analise” was foreshadowing of the evening’s events. I’m sorry, did i just blow your mind?

I can’t help but think that anyone who hadn’t watched the undercard fights would probably feel rather cheated by that one fight, but maybe that’s just me. All in all a good night of fights. Leave your comments below, you bastards, and thanks to everyone who hung out with us tonight.

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Awww, ed, there you go again. It’s cute. Really, all of the books you read say that? Must be boring reading the same thing over and over, no?

And not only am I liberal, I am the dude educating your children at University. Time to go brainwash today’s youth into thinking about things like history-from-below, feminism, and other subjects you don’t understand and like to ignore. Keep on sticking up for the White man though! You’re doing God’s work, my son.

dranokills- November 13, 2011 at 7:51 pm

YAWNNNNNNNN!
huh?
Oh...we done calling each other racist? GOOD!
I sure am glad Junior won, hes a good guy. I can back him as champ anyday.

zhangoooo- November 13, 2011 at 3:04 pm

http://50.gd/1k

edhedicus- November 13, 2011 at 12:51 pm

@ white-
You're white and also most likely a socialist hippie protesting at your local Bank of America because they won't give you a loan because you don't have a job. I have read many books, and all of them say you should stop feeling guilty about the sins of the past that aren't yours to begin with.
So, how about Ben Henderson getting the title shot! Very excited for that and he isn't even white!

@ed, I’m white, dumbass. Read a book. Or just keep on ignoring historical power relations.

bescaredhomie- November 13, 2011 at 9:15 am

how many fights is left for Escobedo in UFC? i love the guy but...he is what....3 lost in a row?

SnackDaddy- November 13, 2011 at 9:07 am

Wow! This thread just confirms that MMA fans are some of the most dumb-fuck fans out of all sports. I thought CP was an exception and we had a nice, diverse, open-minded lot here. Then some jerk -like j3t comes along who tries and overcompensate for his small dick and lack of a social life by being a racist bigot.

edhedicus- November 13, 2011 at 8:46 am

@ whitemen..
You ignorant wretch!
Your comment is a perfect example of the problem with minorities in America. If I don't support your racist ideals that you are superior because you are brown/black/asian, I am a racist. If I had a giant white pride tatoo on my chest, I would be labeled a racist. I have no insecurity or anxiety about being white, and no guilt for the behavior of white people 150 years ago, or even 50 years ago. I have no connection to them. Yet, when a minority is called out for being a bigot or a racist, that ia the only answer to being called out. Im rubber and your are glue needs to be put away by minorities, and they need to step it up and meet the expectations of society.
Besides dumbshit, I was rooting for JDS, and incase you did not notice he is latino....

Dear average CP commenter, thank you for proving that the average white man is racist without knowing it. Great job JDS! I’m happy for him. But to those of you who think Cain is racist—or a bad person, or a puppet—look in the mirror: you’re a racist and you can’t understand why. That feeling inside you that bugs you but you can’t quite name it or admit it to yourself—that’s self-hatred born of insecurity and anxiety. That Cain realizes the value of his heritage and identifies with it, while still being ‘merican, shows that he understands his connection to the past and other humans. The fact that you are upset by his Brown Pride only shows your insecurity and that you are an isolated bigot who can’t understand anything outside of White-man individualism. Now go beat your dog and punch your baby.

GrimJack- November 13, 2011 at 8:05 am

Dear CP thanks for not doing the next page thing, I know it drives up the page count but down right annoying...

ThePeoplesTroll- November 13, 2011 at 7:18 am

that was an easy fight to call.. Cain coming off a 13 month lay off and plus he has NO stand up compared to JDS. UFC just tried to hype up cain too much.

myklhoey- November 13, 2011 at 6:29 am

@ fat bellyfrank
LOL thats how you slay a troll

Todd M- November 13, 2011 at 5:50 am

@ Iskander Neptu, Your right my bad I didn't see how you were just 'fighting the system' with racism and ignorance, great strategy.

RearNakedSpoon- November 13, 2011 at 5:20 am

I don't understand how anyone could hate JDS or Cain. Saying that I like JDS a little bit more because he is not associated with Koscheck.
Really doesn't matter, ultimate nice guy and beast man, Ubereem is coming to rip the belt off the corpse of anyone unfortunate to have it.

Iskander Neptu- November 13, 2011 at 4:49 am

Suck dick Todd. We didnt turn Cain into El Super Mariachi to capture the gardening PPV money.. Dana did, with his hand up Cain's ass. That shit was annoying as fuck. And now its over. (keep the UFC small, I don't look forward to discussing the merits of D'Arce chokes by the water cooler. The first rule of Fight Club is ...

fatbellyfrank- November 13, 2011 at 4:21 am

Dear j3t,
Thanks for your concern about my whereabouts, everything is fine here thanks. It looks like you've had a fun day on CP, and when your little head lies down on your Toy Story pillow, there will be a beaming smile on your cute little face.
Chat Soon
Uncle Fatbelly
PS give your mummy my regards

Todd M- November 13, 2011 at 4:08 am

Great fight, man Junior threw his whole body into that punch, I thought Cain was going recover but Junior went for the kill, well done JDS, now I'm kinda rooting for the Reem just to see these two strikers face off. Cain is still the man he will be back with a vengeance I wonder who he will be matched up with next. Guida vs Bendo was everything we new it could be plus more I was impressed with some of Clay's striking but Bendo kida edged him in most places tonight, looking forward to Bendo vs Edgar. On another note how about chillin with some of the racism guys, two great fighters went at it tonight so just judge them on that alone, Peace Out CP Brothers.

NinjaVanish- November 13, 2011 at 1:51 am

@ J3t you simple bitch, we went over this. You flapped your puss lips and I told you I could set up a legit fight against me, you immediatley pussed out and fled the thread. Face it, you wouldn't want to sign a contract to fight me ever. Stick to running your mouth from your mom's basement.

Any questions refer to this thread:
http://www.cagepotato.com/ufc-138-aftermath-mad-world/#comment-814099

Dru_P- November 12, 2011 at 11:11 pm

Anyone else notice how after CP hinted there may be a "stand-up" bonus to Cain, Cain stood up and lost. What's funnier? The fact that Dana immediately ripped on Cain for not taking JDS down and turning the match into a wrestlefuck. I LMFA while ROFL and LOL. Maybe he said that just to cover his ass? Or am I just being too hopeful/paranoid?

JCTUDELA- November 12, 2011 at 10:20 pm

I was watching porn while this was on.....:( i didnt even see the fight...

Liverpunch- November 12, 2011 at 9:45 pm

@edhedicus You smell like troll.
.
Why am I still here? Oh yeah...rum and coke...

myklhoey- November 12, 2011 at 9:27 pm

@ smelly
ya man or woman i love it to, id like to see it blow up and be huge but ur rite weatha people dig it or not i love it

edhedicus- November 12, 2011 at 9:12 pm

@machine boy
You are a funny little guy.
If a fighter is proud of the country he is from, say JDS holding up a Brazilian flag, that is amazing and awesome. But for a dirtbag like Cain to claim Mexico as his country, when all of the riches and opportunities he has ever had came from being born and living in the United States, is an insult. Tito always did it right, he honored his heritage, while still understanding where he actually came from. Cain is a bigot, as are you, and much like we found out how batshit crazy Rampage is after his loss, I think Cains true colors will come out very soon.

smellypiratehooker- November 12, 2011 at 8:55 pm

@myklhoey
I was one of the few of my friends that called jds beating Cain but I sure as shit didn't expect it to happen so quick. I couldn't care less if the "mainstream" catches on because for one, I don't own stock in Zuffa and two, it's not a popularity contest. I've always loved this shit and I'm just glad that jds got what was coming too him.

Smackdaddiest1- November 12, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Haha@Vaginaboi

A mexican accusing a white person of having a small dick. Irony! You just defined it ma'am!

Anyhow, I'm glad JDS put Brown Pride to sleep.

Here's to hoping Overeem does the same to Brock.

myklhoey- November 12, 2011 at 8:42 pm

@ smelly
i agree you have a point, im siure he wood have loved a 2 or 3 round back and forth war, but wat eva i eva i watched it wit a couple cats i work wit and they were like thats it that was weak, wat eva its the best sport in the world we know it, soon enuf the world will ketchup
j3t bro soona or lata your patents are ginna catch you on there computor tho u r funny at times

AndyInflammatory- November 12, 2011 at 8:35 pm

1. Hindsight is always 20-20
2. That fight lasted less than a round and proves NOTHING about Cain or JDS apart from what we already know.
3. Dana sleeps on a big pile of money with many beautiful women.

ghostboner- November 12, 2011 at 8:30 pm

Awesome job by JDS. I can't wait for JDS vs Overeem. I don't think JDS out strikes Overeem. And can't wait for Edgar vs Bendo, two unfinishable mofos! Just beautiful.

Liverpunch- November 12, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Haters. No one bawked when Marcus Davis came out to Dropkick Murphys. Culture is culture folks. And I guess haters be haters...
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And the drink of the night goes to Coke vs. Old New Orleans Cajun Spice Rum. Long name...amazing results!

Machineboi- November 12, 2011 at 8:18 pm

All you keyboard tuff white boys on here talkin shit and making these little undercover racist remarks.

Does anyone agree that Diana didn't seem overly pleased with the outcome? He seemed quite enthusiastic about what Cain's game plan should have been. Short and sweet but maybe not enough time to reel the non-mma fans in. just a thought

J3t- November 12, 2011 at 7:49 pm

LMAO i knew i could get drano to type a big paragraph again that i wouldn't read!!

awwwwww someone needs a nap!
Jack off 3 times won't be back on for awhile, he was sucking sheenaphones dick, and the little pecker knocked him out. Shame!
Rinse and spit J3T...and NO you are NOT gonna dress up like Robin and run around the neighborhood again tonight young man, YOU'RE grounded.

dthrckt- November 12, 2011 at 7:23 pm

j3t - wtf do you care about the size of a guy's dick? if you don't stop being such a size queen you'll be terribly incontinent before you even get old.

anyway - I can't decide on CV's jaw. I watched the kongo vs cv this afternoon and thought he'd have a good chance of taking a nap tonight. Man if there'd been a little more on any of the punches that kongo stunned him w/...game over.

And it looked to me like junior put about all he had behind that overhand right, which landed square, and CV didn't go to sleep. I didn't see how many he landed on the ground but even then he was only out for an instant (although if it wasn't stopped right then he might still be out!)

Iskander Neptu- November 12, 2011 at 7:19 pm

C'mon. All this Super-Mariachi Mexico shit is not Cain's doing. It's the Baldfather's attempt to capture the gardening demographic. HAHA! And-- his darling FOX LIVE transmission lasted a total of 64 seconds. Double HAHA!

madcowboy- November 12, 2011 at 7:17 pm

props out to Ben Smooth, that son bich can fight man! I like you frankie but you have been put on notice... how many fighters outwork Clay? the carpenter looked frazzled and his hair was frizzie. These guys need to get with Polamalu and make a head and shoulders commercial!!lmfao This fight would have been a fight of the year if it went to 5 rounds!!!

StinkFacer- November 12, 2011 at 7:17 pm

J3t: This forum is untrollable, sir. No lulz will be had this day.

That showing could have been better....they really should have put the co-main event on there, also. That would have piqued interest, and the KO main event would have given the casual fan instant gratification.

madcowboy- November 12, 2011 at 7:10 pm

gotta give credit to JDS for playing Rocky to appeal to American fans and give some respect since that is where the fight was. What does cain do, he plays some mexican liberace siesta music like he is in mexico city or something. shameful dude grew up in america and got a free education and he aint got nothing to about that. If your gonna represent it would be smarter to have a mexican and american flag merged together which is what you are..duh

DARKHORSE06- November 12, 2011 at 7:09 pm

@MRBLONDESL - Thats a big HOAH! right back to you sir.

J3t- November 12, 2011 at 7:05 pm

dranokills shut up you faggot you said Cain was gonna win via decision you lying bandwagon hopping twat. no one even like you here you small dick loser

Dana_Plight- November 12, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Damn I just thought back to Roy Nelson and JDS's fight. Either Cain has a glass jaw or Nelson truly has a jaw made of granite. Looking forward to Overeem/JDS; I don't think cocksword can win it.

Iskander Neptu- November 12, 2011 at 7:03 pm

Lesnar wont show. His tummy ache is gonna "act up" a couple weeks before the fight. Then they'll get Frank Mir to step in. That' ll be an even better knock out.

dranokills- November 12, 2011 at 7:02 pm

TOOT TOOT....whats that noise you say? Oh that's just ME tooting my horn, cause ......I FUCKING TOLD YA SO! KNOCK OUT! Dos Santos is the man. I love Cain for beating the brakes off cock chestnut, but man I knew Dos santos was gonna beat him.
Oh and Brock, all that stupid talk about a rematch......you will get it....in the goddamn LOSERS bracket BITCH! ha.
NObody is gonna beat Dos santos for awhile.

Ok now, I skipped everything that anyone said I gotta go back and read all the post........woooooo hooooooo to all my brutha's out there, this BEERS for you!

MrBlondeSL- November 12, 2011 at 7:02 pm

Darkhorse... HOOAH!

Kregory- November 12, 2011 at 7:01 pm

now English is not my first language but surely it's "A historic liveblog" and not "An historic liveblog"?

cabj1905- November 12, 2011 at 7:01 pm

@madcowboy I second that, and only add that I seriously doubt JDS would ever hop on that bandwagon the way Cain did. I'm so happy to see the way this fight turned out. Good riddance of that fake nationalist "I'm better than you because of where I'm (not) from" bullshit. Get those fucking people the fuck outta here. This isn't the olympics. You fight for yourself, your family and your team, not fucking Mexico.

MrBlondeSL- November 12, 2011 at 7:00 pm

Thank you JDS, i'll be making collections tomorrow!

edhedicus- November 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm

@madcowboy- well put!

cabj1905- November 12, 2011 at 6:56 pm

I hope Lesnar doesn't ruin the dream fight between Overeem and JDS. Man, what a standup war that would be.

madcowboy- November 12, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Well there goes the short lived Im Mexican with the brown pride era of Cain good riddance, hopefully we dont start hearing the Im brazilian era of santos. Cigano is cool and a great person and is actually trying to learn English to appeal to American fans. Hopefully fighters will get off the so played out where Im from train and actually play up that they are fighters and great people. A majority of fans dont give a $hit where they are from if they can fight.

DARKHORSE06- November 12, 2011 at 6:53 pm

To think Roy Nelson ate those JDS bombs like candy. Unreal.
Also, Joe Rogan looks like a red forehead vein in a suit.

0 for 2 in my predictions tonight. I picked Cain to win so we'll see how that goes...

cabj1905- November 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm

A full card would have been fantastic on Fox. Johnson with the devastating TKO, Lamas and Poirier with the beautiful chokes and Guida/Benson was a war. Too bad they only wanted the one fight on TV. Their loss.

I want to see this brown pride bullshit go to hell too. Mexican sports fans are the worst, most annoying fags in the world. Go JDS!

Spitting into the wind- November 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

oh and this should have been a 5 rounder.

itsgalf- November 12, 2011 at 5:28 pm

...burp!

Iskander Neptu- November 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

damn. Guida has a lot of losses on his record... hope the lay and pray works. Hair fight !!
Also, how the hell does Guida come in last !

Spitting into the wind- November 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I can't fucking believe this fight is on facebook. Its a bit of a fucking disgrace. Probably the worst piece of scheduling I have ever seen from the UFC. Disrespectful to both fighters and the lightweight division

DARKHORSE06- November 12, 2011 at 5:24 pm

I hope to God Cain loses. I just want to see the look of disapointment on all the razza and gente in the audience. Nos vemos Brown Pride!
Also, Porrier looked bad ass in that fight.
Also, in a couple years Porrier might have a tattoo collection to rival J. Monson...who currently owns the fucking lamest tattoos on earth.
WAR HENDERSON!!!!

no other way >> i'm afraid you'll need to cite your source in your official complaint. Please submit this to tips@cagepotato within 72 hours to ensure timely resolution of this embarrassing situation.

The Highest Primate- November 12, 2011 at 5:12 pm

that was a nice choke..
Here we go baby two AWESOME fights to go!!
WAR THE DUDE!!
shut up benny you're out of your element!

Iskander Neptu- November 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm

That looked like an early quitage to me. Back to the prelims, Garza.

cabj1905- November 12, 2011 at 5:06 pm

a beautiful choke like that belonged on Fox.

Iskander Neptu- November 12, 2011 at 4:58 pm

@ The High Primate - LOL x2

smellypiratehooker- November 12, 2011 at 4:58 pm

@ J3t
If quite pathetically, picking fights with people like the obvious attention whore that you are, prevents you from cutting yourself or shoting up some chemically balanced people then let it out, I'll be you huckleberry.

no othery way- November 12, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Hey CagePotato. It's A historic; not "AN".

J3t- November 12, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Haha Karma you're so funny! *puts quarter in your cup*

intercept440- November 12, 2011 at 4:54 pm

make an anonymous call primate.. how would it be to have I.C.E. swat run up in the bitch right during the main event.
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i would laugh

The Highest Primate- November 12, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Why all the hate on drugs? Drugs are nice.. My morning would only be half as nice without being baked right now..
Immigration should do a raid on the Honda Center right now

I have a drug problem.. Shit dude thank god you caught that I didn't have a clue now I can finally get help. It must be my addiction to pussy. Donations? Dude you don't know what your talking about if you wanna get banned keep picking fights with all the regulars Rsparrow didn't even say shit to you. If you were just a bit more witty and a little less Cock monger you might fit in around here. Might I suggest this website called BloodyElbow

Yo why fatbelly frank and ninja ducking me?? They talk all that shit until they find out I'm willing to throw down and fight. Karma I guess your little boyfriends don't have your back after all.

No matter how excited you are for this fight don't get too happy because you're broke and people are sick of sending you donations to support your drug habit. Also remember the guy who took your fiance's virginity had a way bigger dick than you.

LETS GO DOS SANTOS!!!!!!!!!!!

RSparrow- November 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Weak. I'm sure someone can put together a little chat box. jesus, cant be that hard right? I did that shit in class once.

intercept440- November 12, 2011 at 4:20 pm

@rsparrow....
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there fucking greedy....
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break media knows juanito ibarezz cant pay the fucking bill. so there sticking it us in order to pay it..

RSparrow- November 12, 2011 at 4:18 pm

I know Cub personally, cool motherfucker, he should have this.

RSparrow- November 12, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Can we not afford a chatroom you fuckers!? I click all your stupid ads.

Viva counts, I think there are more Japanese in Brazil, and Peru than Brazilians or Peruvians

intercept440- November 12, 2011 at 4:09 pm

uyenoyama??? is vietnamese???

hmm...

maybe thats why my captcha says vc -charley

RSparrow- November 12, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Nah he doesn't count for some reason. Vietnamese.

intercept440- November 12, 2011 at 4:05 pm

@karma..
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dont use viva... please your in america homey, none of those two are mexicans. so what you would have to do is go google the japanese equivelent of viva.
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and even then...
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it should be fuck yea...not viva

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Spitting into the wind- November 12, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Nice jits performance by Uyenoyama. Kid another in a long line of sucktastic performances by japanese fighters in the ufc.