Dwyane Wade was clearly looking for attention with his tight pink pants, and he got it in the form of a collective Internet facepalm, but in truth he was onto an idea that he almost made work. The problem wasn't pink pants in general, the problem was the selection of a Pepto-Bismol® hue. Dialing it back to a paler, less saturated shade (J.Crew, middle) or a little further to a brick red (Joe's Jeans, right) would have been a lot better and would have looked great with the white shirt and a slightly darker belt. Basketballer or not, though, the godawful white sneakers are beyond redemption.