Fizzco was founded in 2007 by Rupert F. Kane, the visionary behind several revolutionary products such as Easy-Peasy shelf meats and MuffinTopps cereal. Fizzco’s vision is simple: craft the best damn beverages on Earth. Their premier product, UNTZ, achieved that. It’s the planet’s most popular drink with over 20-billion cans consumed a day. But, never one to settle, Fizzco’s now prepping to revolutionize the liquid industry once more with its xtremophile-infused OverCharge Delirium XT.

Sunset City Launch Party

Want to be among the first to suckle on OverCharge? Yes, you do. Fizzco is bringing its earth-shaking new energy drink to its hometown citizens before anyone else! Get down to some wicked dope beats, win free Fizzco Wearable Advertisements, and indulge in all the OverCharge your body can handle. If you miss it – you’ll be missing out on life itself.

Fizzco cares about your poor self-esteem. So, if you’re feeling a little unattractive, be sure to stop by SexBurger, where every meal comes with a free side of sex appeal. No one cares about the size of a stomach when there’s a juicy, double-pounder with cheese in it. So, slap on a condiment and dive in.

Agua Mofeta Brewery

Aqua Mofeta is Sunset City’s premier brewery. It prides itself on its many rare and virtually unheard of lagers. When you stop by, be sure to try customer favorites “October Sunset Brisk Breeze Autumn Crop Duster Wheat” and “My Ex-Girlfriend Amber.” Watch as the Friday night rush turns into the Saturday morning stumble!

Cafe FizzCo

When Fizzco decimated the coffee industry with its premier product UNTZ, they knew they had to establish their own roadside café chain in order to satisfy the world’s craving for artisan-crafted, premium-priced caffeinated beverages. Be sure to visit the store that started it all! It’s the perfect place to almost start that screenplay!

Sasquatch ‘n Friends Family Fun Center

Locally owned and operated, Sasquatch & Friends has become a Friday night hotspot for people who love okay pizza and overly-fogged laser tag. Featuring 90+ arcade machines to choose from, you’ll never get bored or decisive. You can practically live there! It’s fun for the whole family. And maybe some people with no family.

The Content Channel

Who doesn’t love consuming content? Content is the soul of humanity, so come see where the most popular content is distributed to great content consumers like you! Come learn how our top team of Fizzco statisticians is able to determine exactly what content consumers will want to consume next. Plus, you might even catch a glimpse of Fizzie!

Japanese Heritage Museum

Want to delve into a lively and fascinating culture? Want to appear more sophisticated on your next date? Want to make penance for the joke that didn’t seem racist at the time, but in retrospect was pretty racist? Then get trapped in the Japanese Heritage Museum! Entrance is free, but Cherry Blossom selfies are $5 apiece.

Sunset City Park and Play Area

Virtual reality may be the primary babysitter for kids these days, but why not take them to the lovely Sunset City Park & Play Area? Let them experience real grass, real air, and real pain from falling off of metal contraptions. There’s only 5 billion more years till the sun expands into a Red Giant, so enjoy it while it lasts!

WonderTown Land

WonderTown Land puts the “mint” in “Amusement Park.” Enjoy cutting-edge rides, fairly-priced Farmer Fong Dogs, and fairly-rigged carnival games! Few joys match up to being strapped into a metal car by a minimum wage-earning teen and sent speeding down a tower made of wood. Vomiting is optional, but encouraged.

Why Insomniac? You can make good FPS games (Resistance Trilogy), and pretty funny stuff (Ratchet and clank), this looks so…meh. Maybe it’s just the simplicity on the Ratchet games that made the jokes work, but I’m not feeling it here. Hopefully they’ll prove me wrong =/

TwinBuns

I had to check wikipedia to find out what this game was about, it’s an FPS.

Going by the name it looks like a racer and from this article it looks like a sim city/theme park type game.

http://gematsu.com/ Sal Romano

It’s not an FPS.

It’s an open-world shooter, but not an FPS.

Solomon_Kano

> Sexburger

>slap on a condiment

lmao

DeadnBuried

Still not quite feeling this one. Insomniac used to be a name to trust without question, but they’ve really lost their edge over the last few years. I hope this game turns out okay and rebuilds some of that trust that’s been lost, but somehow I think I’ll be waiting – perhaps in vain – for that next full, real, Ratchet game.