Justin du Coeur

Okay, yes -- I'm not surprised that there are apparently beautiful women who I have never met trying to friend me on Facebook. This particular come-on is such old hat on Twitter that I delete the requests almost by reflex. I'm not sure precisely what your scam is, but I'm sure there is one there.

But really: if you want to lure me in, you're not doing yourself any favors by naming the bikini-clad lady "Keith". You would do well to learn the basics of English names...