When we say "nothing" is wrong, it means everything is so completely wrong that we don't even have enough hours in this lifetime to adequately express how wrong everything is. Image credit: Shutterstock

Thinking we know where your stuff is 7 of 25

Why would we know where your jockstrap is? We didn't use it last. Image credit: Shutterstock

Sex as a cure-all 8 of 25

You just lost your job and then learned your mom is sick in the hospital. Who's up for sex? Image credit: Shutterstock

Your mother is a saint 9 of 25

Except she's not. Not even close. A saint might have taught you to put the lid down. Image credit: Shutterstock

Your definition of babysitting 10 of 25

Watching your neighbor's kid is called babysitting. Watching your own kid is called parenting. The more you know. Image credit: Shutterstock

Scratching in public 11 of 25

You call it "adjusting". We call it disgusting. Image credit: Shutterstock

Dirty clothes outside the hamper 12 of 25

We find dirty clothes next to the hamper, semi-near the hamper, but rarely inside the hamper. Image credit: Shutterstock

Snoring 13 of 25

Grizzly Adams, for the love of all things holy, what the hell is up with your snoring? Image credit: Shutterstock

Refusing to ask for directions 14 of 25

You know what's way funnier than driving around lost and fighting for three hours? Not. Image credit: Shutterstock

Video games 15 of 25

Dude, you're not 15. No, really. Image credit: Shutterstock

Piss poor aim 16 of 25

This toilet bowl is twice the size of your noggin and yet we still seem to have a problem. Is your manhood set to "spray" instead of "stream"? Image credit: Shutterstock

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