Elizabeth Olson: Tropical Storm Karen Causes Tesla Fire

When asked by reporters outside her favorite lunch café what might have caused a battery fire in one of the world’s most famous electric cars on a Seattle highway, the star purportedly muttered something about Tropical Storm Karen, according to entertainment reporters that are completely making this up.

“Obviously, Elizabeth Olson is getting her information from secret radio waves that only rich people can disseminate,” said a frothing-at-the-mouth crazy person whose statement should not be considered a credible source by serious journalists.

“This is the biggest news since the Hindenburg,” added an excited nine-year-old standing nearby who overhead the exchange.

“I just learned about the Hindenburg today in school,” the future date-challenged frustrated nerd added.

At press time, members of the media were frantically trying to think of somebody even less qualified to ask for an opinion about what might have caused the Tesla battery fire.

Correction: an earlier version of this article incorrectly identified Ms. Olson as a twin. She is in fact the younger sister of twin siblings Mary Kate and Ashley Olson, and has no twin, unless one counts the extreme likelihood that she does have a twin in another universe along the multiverse infinitum.