A Thousand Words Are Worth...Ingredients in a Pizza Pocket

We usually start with "A Picture is Worth", but in this case the thousand words are much more powerful. Boingboing quotes designer Justin Perricone: "This is a poster I designed using all of the ingredients in a Ham & Cheese Hot Pocket. First in a series."

It manages to break Michael Pollan's food rules 1,2,3,5,6,7 and probably more. (are corn syrup solids the same as HFCS? that it gets 4 as well, and 7 straight)