Last year’s Wii version of Fifa raised the bar for Wii footy games. So what will Konami’s response be? PES 2009, of course. It sports a refined version of the cross-hair passing system from the last game. Check out our first gameplay video.

What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper? No. This Post? Nope. The answer is the super-stylised, super-violent Wii game MadWorld. Coming on like a cross between Sin City and The Running Man with tourettes, expect Blockbuster to sell this one under the counter. Mum won’t like it one little bit!

And if you’re still wandering what this game is all about, you might find some answers in the opening cinematic.