coevad hiked all the way to Emerald City for an audience with the Wizard of Oz. When he finally got there, he sang, "If I only had a dick..." The Wizard gave him a Hillshire Farms kielbasa, a handful of kinky hair and a squeeze-bottle of mayonnaise.

I'm having trouble finishing this lie because I'm super djunk. lil help?Plook, so drunk at his local Independence Day celebration, somehow found a way to create a cheese fondue concussion bomb. When he lit the fuse and everyone held up their plate of tortilla chips,

_________________This is the exciting part. This is like The Supremes, see the way it builds up...

Plook's latest invention, the rotary corncobulator, is all the rage in outhouses across the Midwest and Deep South. It's meeting strong resistance in California's Central Valley, however. Zappa Family influence is suspected.

Pope Jim's first miracle has been recorded by the Vatican, they call it the Papal Poop and it is going to be displayed soon, it is a shit that models Vatican City and appears to include the Blessed Trinity in the Holy Courtyard...

Plook paid off three Cardinals to get the scratch and sniff rights and sprained his jaw in the process. He keeps babbling to himself, "Big meat. Monster meat," over and over. Sometimes he cringes and cries. Ah, the sins of Mammon. Will they ever learn?

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