“hung total top and 🅱️rutal 🅱️ussy 🅱️laster here! only looking for friends!!! ps my cock is absolutely massive, you should see it sometime 😉😉😉 also, NO HOOKUPS!! 😠 why is that so hard for people to understand?? 😤 do people even read this anymore?? 😫”

my girlfriend 💁 stopped ❌😤 peeing 💦 on me after she found out there was tapes 📼 of trump 👺 getting prostitutes 😩👉👌 to pee 💦 on him... she stopped ❌ cuz doesnt 😤 want to indulge any kink 😩👌💦 he 👹 has. i didnt 🙅‍♂️ even vote 🗳️ for him and im being punished 👮😭 for it. im gonna do whatever 😤 it takes to get that bastart 👿 out of office 🏢 in 2020 📅 so my girlfriend 💏😍 will pee 💦 on me again, even if i have to run 🏃 for president 🤵 myself. my slogan will be "make my showers 🚿 golden 💦 again 😤" wish me luck 🍀🤞

'no one knows if the traps closed in upon them, or if the boys' curiosity was such that they closed them themselves. in any case, embedded into one another, two by two, and condemned to ejaculate until the end of time, they became the machinery of a factory without electricity and the slaves of a corpse. for they did not know that the ogre, in his attic, was dead.'

'alone in his forest dwelling, an ogre had spent years building machines to force his visitors to make love to one another: machines with pulleys, chains, clocks, collars, leather leggings, metal breastplates, oscillatory, pendular, or rotating dildos. one day, some adolescents who had lost their way, seven or eight brothers, entered the ogre's house.'

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!Note for folks coming from Tumblr; NSFW content is allowed here, but you must tag your posts as NSFW, and provide a clear content warning for them! NSFW profile pictures or banners, or explicit usernames/display names are not allowed. Please keep it friendly!