Friday, January 27, 2012

F'd Ad Fridays: Return of the merkin

Fanny Hill probably rocked one. Why wouldn't you?

If you've never heard the word "merkin" before, make it your word of the day. Dating back to the 1600s or earlier, the term describes a pubic wig worn by prostitutes who had denuded their pudenda as a precaution against catching and spreading crabs.

Well, in a time when women are messing with pubic perfection like never before, Real Housewife of New York Cindy Barshop is offering fantasy merkin installation at her spa:

Made of dyed fox fur and feathers, these things are the next logical step in the whole "vajazzling" trend. Whatever.