Today my child care options, (for the third day in a row) consist mainly of reminding Micah to take his decongestants and Tylenol. He says his throat is 3% better than yesterday. He looks like he feels better, if that's any indication.

As long as he continues to keep his germs to himself. The aching joints? Merely old age. The stuffy nose? Dust allergy. The stomach weirdness? Something I ate. Fatigue and general weariness? Just fatigue and general weariness. I am NOT getting his thing.