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Topic: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2 (Read 12669 times)

Here's how this game works. You make up a Robot Master, complete with power, weakness, and the reason why it was rejected. This time, pictures of your boss are encouraged among the more artistically adept RPM users. As well, you can describe the stage if you really want to.

With that in mind, here we go.

Ersatz Man

Power: Copyright Infringing TentacleWeakness: Last Ditch LawsuitRejected Because: It looked too much like Tetsuo Shima. Sound familiar to any of you KoF fans out there?

Weapon: Bullet GunWeakness: (anti-)Gravity GrenadeRejected Because: Wily thought he was getting a robot that combined to make another robot, a la Voltron, instead of one of those nazi aliens from Half-Life 2.

Weapon(s): Super strength, heat vision, X-ray vision, etc.Weakness: KryptoniteRejected because: This idea was already used by DC Comics, and Superman is not a robot.*insert facepalm emoticon in next post*

Weapon: Farmville mafia wars. addictionWeakness:Thinking of better htings to do rather than wait for your little food meter to go up, Rejected becuase: THEY DIDNT WANT TWO GIRLS BECUASE WE COULD NOT HANDLE IT

Weapon: Marxist MalletWeakness: Lincoln LovingRejected because: After a promising start, Communist Man became too powerful for his own good and collapsed. Democracy Man claimed victory for this, but in reality he played no actual part in it.

Democracy Man

Weapon: Lincoln LovingWeakness: Credit CrunchRejected because: He claimed to have defeated Communist Man, which lead to his ego being overblown. Recession Man snuck over and destroyed his career. He was then rejected, having no use anymore.

- Recession Man goes here -

Microsoft Man

Weapon: Financial SensibilityWeakness: Blue Screen of DeathRejected because: After the Recession Man fiasco, Microsoft Man came in and got rid of him. He quickly fell pray to Virus Man, however, and was scrapped.

Weapon: Guitar SoloWeakness: Rap artistsRejected Because: Wily had no place for guitarists, so Guitar Man changed his named to Geddy Lee and formed the band Rush, and I think you know where I'm going with this.