The Perfect Line-up

I'm about to have my fantasy draft next week, and after pouring over dozens of possibilities and outcomes, I came up with this question: if you were making a real-life fantasy team, what would be the best possible line-up? The factors you have to include are skill-set, place in the line-up and defense. Here's what I came up with:

I think Hafner is just as good, maybe even better, than Ortiz. Papi did hit 54 last year, but Hafner lost out on 100 at-bats b/c of getting hit by a pitch. Pronk trumps Papi in all the percentages (avg, obp, slg). You could go with either one of these guys, but since I blame Big Sloppi and the rest of that damned team from Boston for ruinning my super-senior year, I'm going for the dude with the better nick-name and with six grand slams in the first half of last year.