To anyone still reading my stuff or those poor people who stumble upon this humble writer's profile- I am not dead. Yet. I've been continuously K.O.-d by Real Life, but that's neither here nor there. I won't bore you with the details nor will I give you (poor) excuses as to why I've been MIA for over a year. On a different note, I will probably have to relocate all of my stuff to Livejournal seeing how I forgot to prolong the 'life' of my documents so I have no idea if the old stories will end up erased if/when I put up new stuff...I'll put the link to my LJ in the homepage section.

And, well, that's that. For now.

11/06/2010

Oh. My. God. I am such a lousy author(es?)! I still haven't updated anything! It's been-what- #counts on fingers# eight bloody months! WTF!? I have no excuse what-so-ever for being absent for that long #hangs head in shame# Though there was that pesky little writer's block. Well, obviously not so little...On a good note, I'm still alive!! And I sort of beat the block down...If you cared to know...No?...Damn. I will try my best to get back in the proverbial saddle and ASAP. Sorry for being MIA for so long #headdesk#

This profile thingie of mine got wha-ha-ha-hay too long so I cut it down to just the bare minimum--the stories and the occasional update at the beginning...If there's something you really--I mean, really--wish to know, feel free to PM and/or e-mail me. I always answer and never -well, er, rarely- bite.

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STORIES 1 (Work.In.Progress):

SWITCH- SLASH!-It's a given that boys and girls are different.We all know that.But,how different are they...? Join Taylor,a 17 y/o girl and find out. Wait...A girl? Don't you mean boy...? Ten chapters up so far!

Touch me again--a two-chapter het romance.--Published the first chapter. On a sort-of hiatus till further notice.

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STORIES 2 (Complete):

Silly Little Incubus--SLASH One Shot. Written for Freak-of-Spades Monthly Challenge. Cefier the Incubus is roaming the streets of New York city in search of his first mate. What will he do, when he does find him...?

Breaking The Habit--SLASH! A one-shot written for russlove. A cliché little story about an emo gay boy and his jock boy bully. With a bit of a twist. Cause I'm just mean like that. :snickers: Please Note: It will be getting an accompanying one-shot of a different name some time in the future.

My Favourite Pet Cat--SLASH One Shot written for Shikokudarkstar.Christian is a rich, gay boy that leaves the comfort of his parents' wealth and in doing so is left completely alone, having only his older sister, Claire, by his side. That changes, however, when she gets him a new furry, four legged friend.

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--A very important note: I write my gay boys the way I've seen/met them in real life. So...that basically means that in my stories there are all kinds of boys. And what that means is that I try really, really hard to actually combine fantasy (cause let's face it--the amount of fluff I write between two horny, teenage boys can only be called that--fantasy) with reality. So, throughout my stories there are skinny, Queen looking boys topping taller, stockier boys who like that very, very much; boys of same stature and same height playing 'rock, paper, scissors' trying to decide who'll be topping who(OH DARN IT ANOTHER PLOT BUNNY ATTACK!!), cause they're both hotheaded, red-blooded males that want to subdue their partner; boys switching their 'positions' throughout the story, and then that 'usual' setting of a smaller boy being topped by a bigger, taller guy... etc. , etc., etc...So, don't come to me crying saying how I'm sick or twisted for liking smaller guys being the dominate in the relationship or that the guy you though was supposed to be the bottom turned out to be top (#cough# BTH #cough# Kyle #cough#). Try reading my stories with an open mind and don't try, for the love of God, to figure out which boy is which after reading a chapter or two. Or paragraph or two. Whatever.

--Something I forgot to mention--The Updates. I'm a university student,so they'll definitely be irregular. Also, I'm a procrastinating queen. Bow down to my procrastinating greatness.

--On another note-- check out my favourites list for bunch of awesome stories and authors! You won't regret it! You might get the urge to kill me for giving you so many stories to put on your 'to read' list, though #wink#

Not much has changed, has it? Oh well...Enjoy your reading! And -don't forget to REVIEW!

Remember that the reviews are still like antidepressants to me, making me all smiles and giggles and I can't help but want to jump around and around and around...until I get dizzy...:faints from all of the jumping:

Payton and Angel have never been the best of brothers; but when they're suddenly trapped on a deserted island they must depend on one another to survive, which will stir up feelings that neither thought they could ever have.Warning:Slash-Twincest-Yaoi

Slash. There are things that are not supposed to happen, like being kissed by your brother. This opened Uri's eyes to the fact that his brother could evoke unwanted feelings in him. Now the confused teen fights this attraction. Will he succeed?

EDITED I have a secret that I wouldn't want anyone to know, especially the boys who are my source of entertainment. I have a man who is my "Master" and I love him unconditionally. M/M SLASH, YAOI,slight BDSM - read warning inside!

Devon moved away from his small town to be a successful artist in New York. Not as easy as it sounds. One night he was sitting outside on his balcony when he comes face to face with a stranger who somehow climbed 6 stories to his balcony. M/M yaoi

In a time and place where it's an honor to be chosen as a love slave, Trent Barton feels anything but lucky as the intricate gold shackle is secured around his neck. The battle begins as the prince attempts to tame his defiant slave, but Trent appears

mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.

Marrow is a warrior bent on getting this mate business out of the way. He knows that there is no mate for him. No one mate who could want a man such as he. A twist of fate brings him Tamber, a fiery Reyl who is made for him. But can he accept his Giver?

jma and Esquirella collaborate again! MxM, yaoi, slash, shounen ai homophobes beware! Parisa finds himself on the run from Turean's rage. He knows he needs to get away, but where, and who will he turn to? Spin off!

Esquirella & jma collaborate! Yaoi! MxM Toby is lonely in school and at home. Sariphan is a sexy cat-man just passing through our galaxy. Fate conspires to make their two worlds collide, and now Sariphan is determined to claim Toby for himself. Forever!

-'I whispered softly, "I still love you..."'. A poem about love and death; two lovers on opposing sides in a battle. I picture this poem in a fantasy world, a great battle with swords and shields, with both men and women. Rated M for death.

Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself

Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-

Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.

An adaptation of the fairytale Ivan and the Wolf, written for maderr's birthday. Ivan's father sends him on a quest for the fabled phoenix...but the completion of his quest is only the beginning of his troubles. Please comment and help me get better!

Demon summoning is serious. The risks are high, and the possibility of reward goes handinhand with that of disaster. It is not for the faint of heart. Yes, demon summoning is a very serious matter. Now, if only the demons saw it that way.

Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.

Slash. My first Original fic. Y'know, it's hard enough discovering you like other men, but crushing on your straight best-friend is just the WORST. Sigh. I get over it eventually... but I still feel like everyone's looking at my butt.

SLASH;MxM;Yaoi... We all know boys and girls are two different worlds.Taylor is a 17 year old girl that will learn first hand just how different they are.Or was she a boy...?What the...? Rated for language and embarrassing situations to follow.

SLASH. A one-shot for Shikokudarkstar. Chris is a young, rich gay boy that has left the comfort of his parent's luxurious life.The only friend he has is his older sister.Or she was, until she bought him that blasted, furry demon.Now what's he gonna do!

SLASH.A one-shot for russlove.A cliche story about a gay, emo boy and his jock bully....Well, not really.Read and find out.Warnings: slight angst, violence and of course smex.If you're not into some pretty explicit scenes... PLEASE LEAVE.If you are, enjoy

HET. Kate and Jonathan were best friends all their lives.That is,until she confessed and he kissed her in response.But,then she got raped...Jon stayed by her side as a friend,but lately he's been acting weird.What's gotten into him?