Actor Sean Penn shouldn't expect any fan mail from Bill O'Rielly.

We're guessing 'Milk' didn't make Bill O'Reilly's Netflix qeue. The conservative mouthpiece for Fox News says he has boycotted Sean Penn’s films because it’s his “right as an American” — oh, and he doesn’t agree with the actor’s liberal views. Although O’Reilly admits that the Oscar winner is a “great actor,” he says he refuses to give “his 10 bucks” to someone with Penn’s political standpoint.

The N.Y. Post is taking artisitic license with the truth. Its Sunday cover story chronicled female professionals who turned to stripping after being laid off, claiming the tips and “flexible hours” make it worthwhile. What’s really flexible is the story’s time line: One of the two strippers was a woman who hit the pole quite a few years ago after a short stint on Wall Street. And she had two jobs in between! Hopefully, the Post’s reporters didn’t spend all their singles “researching” this tale.

Hayden Panettieredigs only the old dudes. The 19-year-old “Heroes” cutie says she wants an older man, admitting that she “doesn’t date boys her age.” The starlet, who recently split from 31-year-old co-star Milo Ventimiglia, gushed that she would love to raise a big family, Italian style, with “four kids.” Oh mio dio!