TOO ROCK’N’ROLL STARS!

Oasis brothers LIAM and NOEL GALLAGHER have been turned down in their attempt to open an account at THE QUEEN’s bank COUTTS.

According to a report in the Sun newspaper, the bank feel the pair, worth an estimated £30 million between them, are “too rock’n’roll” to join. A source told the paper that “Coutts is famous worldwide. Liam and Noel wanted a bit of that. They’ve cleaned up their acts but the bank still don’t want to know.”

The pair might be interested to know that aside from The Queen, one other Coutts’ customers is Liam’s great rival Robbie Williams.