31 May, 2009

PJ Harvey is so beautiful. I think it's the whole Patti Smith small boy body frame, the "i don't really give a fuck" attitude, and thrashing herself around feverishly that really gets me. She once described her look as "that combination of being quite elegant and funny and revolting, all at the same time." I wish I looked this cool everyday. Time to lose 20 pounds and wear smeared make-up.

There is that faint resemblance..Want this jacket.Want this boyfriend.I'm into this whole gothic thing lately, I need to figure out a way to transfer it into my summer wardrobe...I think I'm going to cut more hair off and dye it black.I've been listening to wayyyy too much Manson lately, being in the 0.5% of people out there who still love him. His new cd, however, not so good. I'm sticking to Antichrist Superstar and Smells Like Children.

30 May, 2009

I don't remember where I came across the picture of this girl but she's so incredibly stunning. Why is this human not in my life?I guess this is what typographers find funny?I'm into it. I need to draw up or find something along these lines to get done.For some reason I've been really into almost dead looking portraits of people lately. I think I want to stop eating and start looking like PJ Harvery.time for some blood and zombies and shit.In other news. I seriously hate everyone right now. I'm bored with people, I'm bored with this fucking New York City, I'm sick of headaches and not having a job. Not only that but I have been having the worst brain tremors ever lately and am either becoming epileptic or losing my mind- oh wait that last one has already happened. Typing is even hard. I feel like this poster. I want to just gauge my eye balls out. I have of recently become terrified of leaving my apartment and dealing with humans. I had this dream last night I was looking for something in this black water at night and kept pulling up ropes of dead people and giant thrashing worms. I'm about to check myself into an asylum or rehab or something. I just cannot deal.

I watched this movie last night and basically decided that this girl is the sad reality of my life. It was extremely well done however and I suggest you fuck holes rent it or whatever you do.

29 May, 2009

I seriously laughed for a good three minutes when I saw this. I don't know if I'm crazy but this is the funniest thing I've seen in so long. I want to start taking photos like this in the Met. Any takers???LOBSTER WARS!!Replacing Movie Titles With Songs forum at Something Awful. This would be a dope ass poster.I HAD TO OKAY.That's what I'm talking about.....I don't know if I want to fuck him or be him.SUPERHERO.fruit and boobies.YES.YES.get the fuck out!This is like how i feel everyday.yes.In other news, I want this swimsuit. Not really to wear for swimming or tanning purposes but I think it would be a great addition to my stripper-wear collection. It's time to get serious. You can buy it for me at KarmaLoop. THX.

28 May, 2009

Usually I find these unfunny and lame but look at that kids face. It's nothing less than incredible. It's kind of how I look when I play any kind of game. Or just all the time. I'm not too sure what any of that is supposed to mean so let's just take this opportunity to get emotional:

27 May, 2009

UM OKAY, so apparently there is this massive underground art cult that has this mystical fantasy about Robocop and a unicorn. I beg to ask, why is this a reality and why am I not in onWhy are these people still around? I seriously think they are working for the government to destroy the world.Time for some deep thinking.JEWELZ!panda soup? those azians!DO support.Thats right-fuck food. Taking the A train to Anorexia!

25 May, 2009

24 May, 2009

OKAY, so apparently in Taiwan they were transporting this whale that had died and washed up ashore, when ALL OF A SUDDEN it EXPLODED on cars, storefronts and pedestrians. Could you even imagine this happening? Look at that whale. Look how huge that thing is. That is an incredible beast. Guts=Happening.I thought this was pretty funny. Its a board game created by this mixed media artist JR Baldwin for HST's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."I usually am not into stuff that looks like this but it is pretty incredible in detail. It's by artist Pete Fowler and is a giant mural he did for Monsters Inked at Idea Generation group show. I love monsters.I don't know what's happening here but I won't disregard it.These pieces are SO unreal. I love this so much, but Janice on the other hand would hate it. FACT: Janice hates fat people. Therefore I dedicate this to her.YES.

BUMMER!

My future living room. Look at that cat painting. Just LOOK AT IT.Kids.RULING HARD.BEWBZ!4 AM MAKE LOVE TIME.Nothing else to say.My future best ex boyfriends.

On a last note. I've been seeing several photos involving pseudo-erotica and octopi and was just wondering why this is a trend and finally I found out that its something called "Cephalerotica" and is where people wear them as wigs or some crazy shit. What the fuck people. That's a dead octopus on your head. Get real. But it reminds me also of this great Kenny vs. Spenny episode where they challenge each other to see who can wear a dead octopus on their head the longest. Its probably the funniest thing I've ever seen so you should check it out too.