Reports are surfacing that Apple is "closing in" on Beats Electronics from Dr. Dre and they're rumored to be paying a sum so hefty we can barely comprehend it — $3.2 billion! Yeah, that's billion with a "B"!

Beats by Apple?! Whaaaaaaaaat!?

That deal is AMAZEBALLZ AMAZEBEATS!!!

We always assumed the Beats CEO was a M.D. or maybe had a PhD in, ahem, herbal medicines, but Dre MUST be a doctor of economics because he's about to make BANK!

Speaking of which, $3,200,000,000 could certainly buy him a lot of chronic, but maybe the Let Me Ride rapper wants to let his payday ride on something else!?

We told you after the awful Donald Sterling scandal went down that the good doc was interested in buying El Lay's other basketball team, the Clippers, and this just might be how he does it!!!

Wow, the 49-year-old (almost) billionaire might even be able to pay in cash, LOLz!!

7 comments to “Dr. Dre Selling Beats For $3.2 BILLION To Apple!?!? Will He Use That Cash To Buy The Clippers??”

This would also solidify the beginning of the end of the Apple domination. Beats audio is the cheapest, shittiest thing there is. There is nothing "new" about Beats. It's all garbage electronics placed in plastic shells. It's shitty and most people with a brain know this. It's the kids that fall victim to the Chinese plasticware garbage. Apple is going to become mediocre soon. They're grasping for anything at this point to stay relevant. Beats is a joke.

Adg is 100% right. Beats are shitty headphones with great marketing. Apple used to create its own product in a sector and almost never acquire. Think how revolutionary the IPod, Iphone & IPAd were in their selective sectors. Beats is one product among many, and as far as I can tell is nothing spectacular besides Dre's involvement and its fashion appeal. I guess we are seeing the demise of Apple, which is starting to look a lot more like Microsoft circa 1999.

Also, does it annoy anyone else that people think all the money in an acquisition goes to one person? I'd be surprised if Dre even had a 1/3 of the company at this point, many investments and employees later. No doubt he'll make more money than he ever has if the deal goes through, but he's not gonna get to keep the whole $3.2 billion. Silly mentality.

What many fools don't know is that Iphone, Ipad, and S5 phones are plastic that cost less than 50 usd to make but idiots pay over 500usd twice a year for the crap. In case you have been living under a rock, all of your electronics are made in Asia. It's all about marketing you idiots. Now you go think of an idea that will make you billions and stop with the jealousy.