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Prison Interview conducted by Adam Parfrey...Another jailhouse interview where I ponder comparisons between myself and Mark Twain, discuss whether women are mentally inferior to men, and reveal how much I can bench-press. (August '00)Bruno the Fag-Basher is discussed, along with my favorite karaoke songs and my ex-wife's missing white sweater. (February '99)

Hey Jim Goad... I air my apprehensions about being released from prison. Just as I predicted, the Dept. of Corrections wouldn't let me leave Oregon. Just as I predicted, my darling stalker tried to make contact with me almost immediately, while I stayed away. The only prediction that didn't pan out was my celibacy vow. Two out of three ain't bad.