Thursday, September 13, 2012

Just, you know, doing nothing mostly.

In case you're wondering what exactly an this unemployed woman does, here's a list:

1. She is not getting up at 6:30 am to go for a run then read her Bible.
2. She is staying up til 2 am, looking for jobs and houses online.
3. She is not making nutritious meals three times a day.
4. She is making one tasty meal and eating it for three days consecutively.
5. She did not enroll in any number of post secondary school courses available to her.
6. She did go out for coffee with her three friends that are back in school, and was inspired to give the notion further thought.
7. She did not go on a diet.
8. But her dad is losing alot of weight, so she's been feeding him regularly.
9. She has not travelled.
10. But she has driven thousands miles back and forth between Langley and Surrey and New West and Cultus.
11. She has not sold her house.
12. And she has kinda lost interest in this project.
13. She has stopped playing Wheel of Fortune on Facebook.
14. She has started playing Words With Friends on Facebook.
15. She has not written a book. Or even started. Or even seriously considered writing one.
16. She has read 4 books this week:

But none of these books are the ONE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE READ FOR BOOK CLUB.