Damn it... I just got back from Africa and missed the stand-up submission deadline... Keith you have to do this as a yearly thing... if not for the honor of heading your show then maybe for a KAT award...

I regret not submitting this year, but other times Iíve submitted Iíve had to really force myself to do so and it always feels more like a chore, which usually shines through in the submission. But its always fun to hear the few that really do try and are legitimately funny, and realize, ďwow I didnít even try.Ē With that said Low-fi was pretty fucking awesome. The opening joke was the best; ďMaybe youíve seen my website, I have not.Ē

Also about the ďracistĒ joke about Obama. He wasnít comparing blacks to dogs, the joke was basically calling Obamaís mother a whore, which isnít racist just sorta fucked up. Why he gotta bring mommas into it?

The Sean Connery submission at the end reminded me of Star Trek (the original series). The character Pavlov Checkov was Russian. When he said words that started with a v, it sounded like a w. This is particularly noticeable in the movie with the whale. Instead of nuclear vessel it was nuclear wessel.

Damn straight I'm glad I didn't enter. As much as I may agree that some of these people suck more balls than a prostitute; they do at least have big enough balls to put themselves out there. I know I couldn't get on a stage and make people laugh so props to those who entered.