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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Leftist ProjectionSpeak translated

Senator Daniel Inouye, feckless backbencher and flaming Liberal, released the following statement:----------------------------------------------

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: As a Veteran of World War II,Translation: As a veteran political hack,

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I know what it’s like to fight a warTranslation: I know what it's like to be a character assassin

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and put your life on the line every day.Translation: and put your political life before your country every day.

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I also know what it takes to win a war,Translation: I also know what it takes to lose a war,

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and I know that politics and an attack machine like the President’sTranslation: and I know that politics and an attack machine like the Liberal print and broadcast industry's

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: plays no part in it. Translation: plays a key part in it.

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: The Republican Party’s latest ad is a shameful and disgusting attemptTranslation: The Republican Party’s latest ad is a credible and effective way

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: to distract the American people from the problems in Iraq.Translation: to refocus the American people on the problems in the Democrat Party.

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: It may improve the President’s political fortunes,Translation: It is costing us a fortune in political contributions,

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: but the American people and our troops will pay the price.Translation: but the American people and our troops are grateful.

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I hope that President Bush realizes Translation: We were hoping that American would never realize

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: how shameful it is [for the President] to play politics when what we really need is leadership,Translation: how shameful it is [for Democrats] to play politics when what we really need is leadership,

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and that he will direct his Party Translation: and we will direct our Party [prosecutors and judges]

Leftist ProjectionSpeak: to take down this ad immediately.Translation: to take down Karl Rove and Dick Cheney immediately.