It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

1. "Not even Rosetta Stone has a program that could help you understand what this guy is saying."
2. Tiger Woods announces that he has bought Spain, and plans to turn it in to the world's largest golf course. The par-3124 course is slated to open in 2010. Tiger said he expects to shoot in the mid-90s.
3. Why I'll be voting for McCain.
4. After the tournament, Toshi was awarded with the traditional giant cup of saki and a delicious baby.
5. I don't think everyone would love Michael Phelps so much if they knew he had been using a bowling pin to systematically murder hobos and vagrants since 1997. "Yeees," thinks Phelps, "58 hobos has got to be a world record..."

1- Joe assures all the regulars that he is OK, and thanks them for their concern.
2- The truth about Joe's Friday night comes out. "Stupid bouncers. I"LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!"
3- Joe awards Solomon with the July Photo Caption Contest Title. Solomon promises a repeat in August.
4- The truth about Joe's Saturday night/Sunday morning comes out.
5- Joe is reunited with the photo caption regulars. "Love the kimono, mom! As for the rest of you: I never would have guessed you were all... so tall."

Straw wants some berry good captions

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#1- "Ha ha! Ohhhhh no... There was nothing 'performance enhancing' about them!"
#2- To maintain the team's feminine image, all Yankee players must know the proper way to curtsy.
#3- When Nigel and Ernest decided to start their own soccer team all of their friends told them that they would "need some big balls" to get the job done. Unfortunately, the pair grossly misinterpreted the statements.
#4- "Oh man, when they told me that "the Giants" were coming, I dispatched our Marine reserves to protect the capital. Heck, I even had Cheney head out to the rose garden with his shotgun. With everything else that's happened, I figured I couldn't afford to have ogres running loose in Washington."
#5- "'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night. And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike..."

#1- Ironically, Lance, a greeter at the gap, was fired after coming to work dressed like the guys in the commercials.
#2- Hell was definitely not as bad-ass as I thought it would, but, in some way, it was way more scary than I ever could have imagined.
#3- They thought drafting the 10' 6" player from China was a "can't miss" opportunity... Memorial services will be held at noon on Friday.
#4- In an attempt to improve his image, George W. Bush has officially changed his name to ChuckNorris WalkerTexasRanger Bush.
#5- "No, I'm not smelling your fingers, Isiah. And keep your voice down before we end up in court again!"