How well do you know your most beloved blogger? Test your knowledge with the first annual Who's That Girl Quiz (aka a huge waste of your time but it's Sunday and really REALLY do you have anything else to do today?)

1. What was my favourite part of the Jay-Z show, aside from the actual show, you know where I fucking GOT DOWN in my one inch of body spaz space?a) Watching the brown douchebags in bedazzled shirts be "gangsta."b) Picking out my favourite sluts (the Philipino child brides JUST edged the white trash.)c) Pushing people out of the way after the show, like actually bulldozing through retards that don't know standing in the walking paths is NEVER CORRECT.

2. How many pairs of pants do I have?a) 7b) 3c) 900

3. True or False // I have an orange plastic cup of salt in my bottom drawer at work. For salt emergencies (aka avocados)

4. How many packets of Rogers sugar do I put in my coffee each morning?a) 2b) 7c) No sugar. This body, this is a temple.

5. What is my favourite part of Community?a) The glorious return of Chevy Chaseb) Joel McHale, who can make snarky look so goodc) The after the credits bits between Troy and Abed

6. True or False // I mostly eat everything with a spoon.

7. Which song fills me up with love helium and makes me raise both arms and conduct an imaginary symphony, but only when Nuv is in the bathroom?a) Grizzly Bear, 'While you wait for the others'b) Gucci Mane, 'Wasted'c) Clair de Lune (Suite Bergmasque 3) from the Darjeeling Limited OST

8. True or False // The best part about having 600 channels is watching the regional fast food commercials.

9. True or False // The city is better than the suburbs in every way.

10. Which of the following situations makes me the most poo-pants terrified?a) Job interviewsb) Elevator small talkc) Talking to successful peopled) Walking out of a bathroom stall and looking at myself when others are at the sink

Leave your best guesses in the comments.Answer key coming tomorrow!

Update on 2009-11-02 21:19 by Brooke Takhar

Here is the Answer Key to Le Quiz. I'd like to dedicate this post to my friend Rocky, my favourite Dental Hygienist.

1. c. Pushing is awesome!

2. b. ALL JEANS. The only pants other than sweatpants that need to exist.

3. True. I probably have the blood pressure of a 52 year old bus driver.

4. b. I might be borderline diabetic or I lost my taste buds in 'Nam.

5. I cannot choose just one. I love this show so goddamn much.

6. True. I only use forks for salads and noodles. Spoons not only guarantee every last morsel dug out of the bowl but are also an impromptu musical tool! (I promise I do not ever play the spoons in any capacity)

7. a. I fucking love this song. Gucci Mane is someone I saw when Nuv watched the BET awards and I can't explain how terrible he is. Look. And I do ADORE c. but it also makes me very sad so I would have no energy to conduct.

8. True. These commercials reinforce how much I want to road trip across the USA.

9. False. I know, this shocks even me to admit. But, I just took some kids out trick or treating and NOT COOL VANCOUVER. Not cool at all. In the suburbs, unless you had just died, you put your lights on, you buy the Wal Mart candy, you hand that shit out for a few hours, letting your night be interrupted by doorbells and putting the dog in the den so he doesn't go insane. You just suck it up and interact with strangers and cute kids for one night of the year. In Vancouver, you just light off firecrackers evidently.