After talking about Sandy Hook all day, I really just feel like flinging birds at pigs for the rest of the night. Thankfully, the first DLC pack for the Angry Birds Trilogy arrived today, and judging by its title—"Anger Management"—it should be specially tailored to help players reign in their rage.

The $5 "Anger Management" DLC adds 130 of the levels that were originally included in add-ons for the mobile versions of Angry Birds, Angry Birds Seasons, and Angry Birds Rio, the games that comprise the Trilogy.

Wait a second. So the Angry Birds Trilogy is $39.99, and it doesn't even include all the original add-on levels? That's not curtailing my fury at all. That's making me angrier. Oh well—guess I'll go play something a little more violent instead.