HOW ABOUT LAME STUNT? IS THAT A POSSIBILITY? Well, that’s what I’m sticking with. SO, YOU’RE SAYING IT WASN’T GOOD? Who’da thunk? NO. NO NO NO NO NO. NO. WATCH THIS The Polar Express: Creepy computer animated children learn the meaning of Christmas. 7 p.m., Friday, ABC A Diva’s Christmas Carol: How did I miss […]
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Heroes “The Eclipse, Part I” November 24, 2008 Chris Haston: NBC I ARE SERIOUS NATHAN. THIS ARE MY SERIOUS FACE. Nothing there is beyond hope, nothing that can be sworn impossible, nothing wonderful, since Zeus, father of the Olympians, made night from mid-day, hiding the light of the shining Sun, and sore fear came upon […]
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YOU WIN THIS TIME, GUERRA…: Team Brooke wins it all on Dancing with the Stars. YAWN and BOO. WAIT, I’M SORRY, TYRA DOESN’T HAVE A CONTRACT THAT STRETCHES ON INTO INFINITY? Because I, for one, can not imagine a world without America’s Next Top Model. Nor do I wish to. ARE YOU FRAKKING EXCITED? I […]
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24 Kelsey McNeal/FOX Seriously, does the man ever smile? Ever? Jack Bauer is capable of single-handedly taking down dozens of gunmen, can make a torture device out of a safety pin and a highlighter and has saved the world from evil Russians, the Chinese, Mexican Drug cartels, overly ambitious presidents, his own family, Islamofascists, and […]
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TWO SHOWS TO IMMEDIATELY PROGRAM INTO YOUR DVR: WELL THAT’S NOT SO HARD! MURDEROUS PLOTS AGAINST THE DOG, CHEESEBURGERS, AND HOW TO IMPLEMENT AL QAEDA’S MOST RECENT INSTRUCTIONS: My cat’s mind, like all cats’, just isn’t that inscrutable. And certainly not worth building an entire game show around. I WANT YOU TO BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE […]
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WHAT, FRED ARMISEN’S UNFUNNY BLACK FACE ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE? Saturday Night Life is looking for a new cast member to play Obama. Two years after he became a relevant public figure. DID YOU REMEMBER THAT THIS WAS EVEN ON, MUCH LESS ON FRIDAYS? NBC has moved apparently existent show Crusoe from Fridays […]
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Tune in for an evening of fabulous performers! Important awards! Life-changing speeches! Oh, and to talk mess about Taylor Swift, the Jonas Brothers, Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus and Kanye West — all of whom will be onstage. Follow my American Music Awards updates at twitter.com/joeyguerra. I’ll post as frequently as possible. Add me as a […]
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Lost “The Whole Truth” Originally aired March 22, 2006 Mario Perez: ABC I CAN HAS BABEE? This is what you call a difficult episode to recap, especially in hindsight. I mean, it’s easy enough to tell you what happened: Sun discovers she’s pregnant, Jin was infertile, who’s the daddy? Ana convinces “Henry Gale” to draw […]
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