Wonkish, crotchety, and mostly bald, the co-chairs of President Obama’s National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform want you to care about the deficit the way cable television wants you to care about pedophiles.

UPDATE: In a victory for probably no one, Amazon has caved to public pressure and banned this book from their store. Folks are pretty up in arms today about this book by Philip Greaves about how to be a better - i.e., slightly less molesty - pedophile. According to TechCrunch, The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure is the 158,221st best-selling book on the Kindle, hopefully because of the low $4.79 price and not because of the content.
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You might recognize him by the mustache, glasses, and the palpable tension in the moment when he’s seen sketching a six-year-old bodybuilder after traveling 2,000 miles and camping out in front of the kid’s house for the privilege of drawing him.
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Once upon a time, a man with elephant ears and pedo glasses sat down at a piano in a dark room and sang a song about all the places where he’d want to engage in sexual intercourse…with you. Even in a toilet. He’s classy.
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