The Panzer fired on the brick building. The building as a whole was unharmed, but some bricks were dislodged.

One of the Tank Destroyer's gunners killed a hiker and a firefighter with a burst of machinegun fire. The fire truck took a point of size damage, and the windshield was shattered.

The Dimmy jerking off on a pizza happened to be in the Tank Destroyer's way, and was squished like a grape. The pizza is now safe from his wankery.

The Tank Destroyer finished its move, and then fired a high-explosive shell at the greens. The shell landed at the feet of a bazookaman.

KA-BOOM!!! The bazooka rockets are caught in the explosion, and their combined power blew the green trooper to bits! A total of 4 greens and 3 civilians were killed, and green blood and guts were splattered in all directions.

The Carrier, the Wespe, and Sarge move toward the enemy. A target was called in, so the Wespe will fire on it next turn.

BOOM HEADSHOT! Lieutenant Diesel gave the attacking construction worker a faceful of lead. The Germans upstairs undug themselves from the rubble and traded weapons. One fired at the crane operator, but only managed to destroy the windshield. One Russian approached the crane, and the other took the tape from Spielberg's camera. Footage of a Dimmie pizza delivery driver getting vaporized is certainly extreme enough to count as an Almighty Benny. Another Benny for the Peach Reenactors!

Due to an MG42 being far too unwieldy to fire at such a short range, this peach was forced to conk MacFinnegan on the head with it instead. It was ineffective.

The superhero wannabe called in the Justice Avengers to help him fight against the peach mutants. Super-Tight-Suit-Girl, The Mysterious Gentleman, and a dark, gritty anti-hero called The Ass-Kicker swooped in to save the day. They had all been drinking in The Mysterious Gentleman's stately manor just before.

They were all pretty hammered, and all that swooping had upset their stomachs. They puked all over the street, much to the displeasure of the street sweeper. And everyone, really.

Unfazed by the battle or the drunks barfing in the street, the sluts decided the best way to distract the peaches would be to have sex with each other.

Sgt. O'Leary shot the peach rebel again, killing him.

He took his blaster, and then went upstairs in order to avoid getting turned into bloody chunks by the peach with a chainsaw.

The crane operator bashed the building again. He knocked away some blocks, but didn't hit the peach.

Seemingly unaware of the battle unfolding around them, the Xtreme sports punks decided to go make fun of a Russian.

The mummy recognized the punk on the trike as the one who had vandalized his tomb. He began shambling in his direction with an malevolent gleam in his dead eyes.

Old Man Higgins reeled in his fish.

The surviving Dimmie went off to go finish on what the other Dimmie had started.

The picnickers retreated, and then freaked out about how he had gotten his hand bitten off by a polar bear.

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I want to do the next turn this weekend, but I still need orders from the following people:

CrazyhorseMoronstudiosSilent-sigfigCpt. Zipps

Ogel96, benkim123, and Warhead are continuing to be filled in by their designated replacements, unless they should resurface and send orders within the next two days. And since Zipps doesn't seem to be around, mgb519 can take over his faction, The Green Berets. Additionally, the Green Berets are carrying one bazooka rocket each, to resupply their green brethren.