Failure even more epic than an Epic Fail. This denotes so much failure, That in a video game a blind person could beat him, A man driving a car would miss over and over again, and never gets the hang of it, and typing the letter S instead of L more than 30 times before you could finish.

This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.