Interdimensional raging mantis alien!!!! How does that possibly sound lame?!?!

It's just a bigger mongoose, which I never felt was that cool in the first place. I mean, maybe if he had some sort of war-merchine to ride around in or enhanced capability to negotiate I'd be inclined to side with it. But it's no, it's just a bigger mongoose with no powers of the things it's killed.

Meanwhile it's contending with the combined powers of Greek and Egyptian mythology backed up with dino might AND the power of the soviets combined with ninjistu and some of the deadliest chemical warfare known to man.