C.f.M. wrote:I like my women like I like my toast. Hot and slathered in butter.

Brando fan, CFM?...............

David steinberg had a great bit on this tango scene. "wouldn't it have been so cool, if they said the brand of the margarine where the trumpets blare and a crown appears on his head?" point if you can name the brand... I forgot.

My cats are cuter than your grandkids!"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act.""Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."

I purchased several cans of name brand cat food and a few cans of some allegedly organic cat food. The opening conversation between myself and the cashier went something like this:

Cashier: Did you find everything OK?

Me: Sure did.

She, the cashier gets to the allegedly organic cat food and asked
Have you tried this yet?

Me: No and neither have my cats.

Cashier: I did'nt mean it that way
Nothing else said until she is done bagging everything

Cashier: Thank you..will you let us know how you liked this brand of organic cat food?

Me: No but I'll gladly bring one of my cats in and he/she can tell you

Cashier: You're not going to drop that are you?

Me: laughing with her, I'll let you know how they liked it, Cya

My cats are cuter than your grandkids!"We in Arizona (and the rest of the United States) have been more than patient waiting for Washington to act.""Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem."

"I'll tell you the difference between Saddam's era and now," said one guy."During Saddam's time, everyone was frightened. We couldn't talk because the government was listening." Everyone nodded. "Now," the guy said to an attentive group, "now everyone talks but the government doesn't listen."

"Well, ya see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the entire group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth