Colonel
Meow passed away yesterday evening. I will post more about the details
when I've had a few days to grieve. Thank you so much for your
understanding, Minions. Your love and support has meant the world to us
both. -Slave Beast

Tonight, whether we be Team Dog or Team Cat, let us all lay down our armaments and pause for a moment of heartfelt reflection.

We were with him from the beginning. The entire Jezebel staff is devastated. He came so close to world domination. Our cat overlords today mourn a great leader. Only one way to send out a legend, folks. Take it away, Boys II Men: