It took me way too long to type out that last sentence. I’m the type of typist that when I make a mistake, I’ll idiotically delete everything I’ve typed after the typo and start anew. At the immediate moment, my room is super cold and my hands are don’t feel much different than ice, so I can only type one of two ways right now:

Type very very slowly

Type at normal speed but with a boatload of mistakes.

WARM UP, HANDS! I need you!

I also need more House of Cards. Fortunately, season three came out on Netflix this weekend, and there’s an excellent chance I’ll do what I did last year and binge-watch the whole season.

There’s a strong chance I said this last year, but here we go again, if you haven’t already, definitely check out House of Cards.