Naked man arrested covered in chocolate, peanut butter

This is not for a Happy Valentine's Day, but it could be more appropriate for April Fool's Day. Either way, it is likely to attract advertisers for Reese's.

Wearing only a mustache, boots, chocolate and peanut butter, cops in Kentucky nabbed a would-be burglar inside of a supermarket this week, according to a report in TheSmokingGun.com.

I wonder how difficult the indecent exposure charge will be on the suspect, if convicted, as it could involve a sex offender registry.

However, the 22-year-old man does also face burglary and criminal mischief charges, having been reported by a passerby who called 911. He had smashed out a window, fired off fire extinguishers and spelled out "sorry" in Nyquil.

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