NBA truthers, this is your moment. Kendrick Perkins’s shuffle is your chance to say “He traveled,” and not be seen as a joyless penis. No one will hate you. Well, they probably still will, but not to the usual degree.

The defective trebuchet known as Perkins danced around during the April 2 Heat-Cavaliers game; officials didn’t call him out, so Shaq did last night.

Perkins should probably be granted a third step anyway, considering his skill set, but nine’s just too many.