Oh my god, where are you guys finding these elf on a shelf photos? These are great. It makes me want to go out and buy one just so I can take some macabre photos of the unfortunate thing.

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....just Google "funny elf on a shelf" luv, and I just ordered one for Tracy....little does she know the torment that will ensue...and somewhere, my Mom still has the ones that were around when I was a kid...probably still chained up in the sub-cellar with the last delivery guy...DAMN!, that wasn't supposed to slip...