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One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Leviathan's Lunch is a recurring scene. Leviathan's Lunch begins when the location is Real Whale Interior. Leviathan's Lunch ends when the location is not Real Whale Interior.

Real Whale Interior is a dark room. The description is "Cramped. Close-fitting. Smells like anchovies. Yuck." The printed name is "Whale Interior". Instead of smelling in the Real Whale Interior, say "Ugh. It smells like rotting anchovies."

The whale_scenery is scenery in Real Whale Interior. The description is "Slimy, pink, and claustrophobic. Not to mention the smell." The printed name is "whale". Understand "whale", "slimy", "pink", "claustrophobic", "cramped", "crowded", "smelly", "stinky", "smell", "stink", "anchovy", "anchovies", "rotting", "digestive", "system", "belly", "stomach", "rotten", "close", and "close-fitting" as the whale_scenery. Instead of fucking the whale_scenery, say "Slimy and pink and fish-smelling, yes. Totally disgusting? Also yes."

The Whaley Blowhole is scenery in Real Whale Interior. The description is "Are you a complete retard? The blowhole is connected to the respiratory system. You're in the digestive system." Instead of doing anything other than examining with the Whaley Blowhole, try examining the Whaley Blowhole.

if the time since Leviathan's Lunch began is two minutes, say "The whale lurches suddenly and speeds up. It dives a bit, leaps into the air, dives a little deeper, leaps a little higher. It seems to be working up to a really deep dive.";

if the time since Leviathan's Lunch began is three minutes and Real Whale Interior is not warned_about, say "A familiar female voice speaks inside your head. 'That Yahweh putz. Hang on, Stiffy. Help is on the way.'";

if the time since Leviathan's Lunch began is four minutes, say "The whale leaps into the air; you know the next dive is going to be deep. At the apex of its jump, just when you should start falling back, you're slammed down as something grabs the whale. The whale thrashes violently, and then is still. The voice in your head says, '[if Real Whale Interior is not warned_about]Gotcha! Bite me, Yahweh[otherwise]Here we go again[end if].'";

if the time since Leviathan's Lunch began is nine minutes and Whale Interior is not warned_about

begin;

now Real Whale Interior is warned_about;

say "Eris speaks again. 'Almost here. Listen closely: the blue hippo is your ride. It's a little nicer than this dump. Just hop in the mouth when you're ready to go.'";

end if;

if the time since Leviathan's Lunch began is ten minutes

begin;

say "With a horrible rending sound, an enormous claw removes most of the whale, and you tumble down the side of a mountain, bouncing and rolling, finally coming to rest shaken and a bit bruised, but unhurt.";