It seems the debacle was a result of the team’s resident electrician being unable to take to the field for the match due to other commitments.

“Aidos is the only sparky in the team and he nicks all our tape from his work,” explained Mannel.

“He’s off at his missus’ dog’s birthday party and can’t play today.

“Far out he’s really dumped us in the shit.”

While players frantically searched their kit bags and the dressing sheds, reserve grade captain, John Powell took it upon himself to drive to the hardware shop around the corner and purchase ten rolls for the “tight arses”.