Thoughts While Watching GoT’s 6×07 ‘The Broken Man’

We got a new, very charismatic character, and of course he was dead by the end of the episode. But what actually matters here is, where the F is Gendry?

-Wait, where are the opening credits?

-They are supposed to be building a church, right? I need some context here.

-The Hound! I’d be surprised if everyone on the Internet hadn’t spoiled this for me everywhere. Good to have him back, though.

-He totally deserved that cold opening. Besides, seeing his name in the intro would have spoiled the surprise otherwise.

-Who does Sandor hate? His brother? Brienne? Just kidding, I’ve been hearing about the Cleganebowl this past week as well –seriously, people need to stop posting so much spoilery stuff and fan theory-related articles. Even if I don’t read them, the headlines give everything away.

-Hold on, does Margaery still live up there with the High Sparrow? Or does she simply go there a lot?

-Please, tell me she is plotting something. This woman is too smart to be brainwashed.

-Ugh, ugh, why is he talking about sex with her?

-I really want to punch the High Sparrow in the face.

-Yeah, dude, I’d like to see you try and arrest Olenna. She’d kill you with a stare.

-Ian McShane is the best. I felt like I needed to point that out at least once.

-Please, tell me Sandor is going to kill those three idiots. Also, not everyone in the Brotherhood is a dick. In the books, Gendry is in the Brotherhood and we all know he is the best guy ever.

-Also, where the hell is Gendry?

-Arya is so badass. Please run from Braavos while you still can, before that stupid Waif finds you.

-WHAAAATT???!!!

-Those are superficial wounds, right?

-RIGHT?

-We haven’t seen her die, and in GoT that means she won’t. I mean, we just saw the return of the Hound on this very same episode, which is quite a big hint.

-OMG what? The Brotherhood did that? I’m sure Gendry doesn’t know about this, or he wouldn’t have approved.

-This is the exact moment in which the Hound enters Hulk mode. I expect a full-on axe killing spree next week.

-Totally unrelated, I want to recommend AMC’s new show, Preacher. So good. Violent and funny at the same time. Also, it has Dominic Cooper in it, and lots of British people doing surprisingly good Texan accents.

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