my new cubicle

Due to the projected increase workload in the coming months, the management has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule and go to the restroom. Instead, to increase employee efficiency the company will shoulder the expense of remodelling your cubicle to accomodate restroom privileges. Thank you for your cooperation.

I overlooked two letters in my previous comment about the Nobel Prize.
the letter g and i
or ig
or Ig

the name of the prize is:

the Ig Nobel Peace Prize of 1993
the book is: the Ig Nobel Prizes 2

the citation:
The Pepsi-Cola Co. of the Philippines supliers of sugary hopes and dreams, for sponsoring a contest to create a millionaire, and then announcing the wrong number, thereby inciting and uniting eight hundred thousand roitously expectant winners and bringing many warring factions together for the first time in their nations history.

For uniting so many people in a single cause, the Pepsi-Cola Company of the Philippines won the 1993 Ig Nobel Peace Prize.

Rhapsody: hmnn.. that’s why google keeps showing ‘Ig Nobel’ only.. hahaha! I remember that one I was just 13 at that time.