1. a person who is the awkward situation that causes people to text, or fake texting.

2. The root of awkward encounters

3. A person who is unable to speak to the opposite gender with any remote sense of dignity.

Syn: Awkward.

Person one: Dude...come here and watch this. Augi is trying to talk to a girl!
Person two: ...she's just standing there staring at him while he's making repeated attempts a humor...
Person one: It's totally flat-lining.
Person two: Well...it's Augi, so it's bound to be awkward.