Wednesday, May 02, 2007

california uber alles

MJ's deep thoughts on the melting of cali highways:

After earthquakes, tsunamis, brush fires, terrorism, the world turning into one giant Gap, runaway trolley cars, decks collapsing, sea lion attacks, seagull attacks, bouncy colorful ball attacks, bike messengers, and the Stephen Colbert-like idea of California falling off into the ocean due to its sinful ways, this is probably my biggest fear about San Francisco.