4. Poopface, “Beauzac” Terrier (10 y/o), Washington Square Park, New York, NY • “We had the name picked out before we got him, but it fits him, doesn’t it? The city of New York has him registered as first name ‘Poop’, last name 'Face’, so he’s addressed as 'Mr. Face’. We didn’t know his breed, so we just made one up – he’s from a farm in Beauzac, France. He knows three languages – English, French, and dog.” @thepfproject

5. Beckham, German Shepherd (4 y/o), 17th & 5th Ave., New York, NY • “He hates the city. He won’t leave the house without his lion – it soothes him. He doesn’t need it when he’s in the country.”

6. Stella, Labrador Retriever (8 w/o), Riverside Park, New York, NY • “We’ve only had her for two days. So far she’s very mellow but likes to run after men.”

8. Finn & Toast, Chiweenie & Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, The High Line Hotel, New York, NY • “They’ve been dating since the summer, but the fling quickly turned into love. Toast married Finn because of his heart and his puppy-mill rescue mission. Also, he’s hot.” @toastmeetsworld @friendsoffinn

14. Tristan, French Bulldog (8 y/o), Washington Square Park, New York, NY • “He’s had the wheels for four years. He has partial paralysis and does water therapy and acupuncture. It’s his first time in New York City; next week he’s going to Germany.”