The video opens with still shot of Will Ferrell, a computer graphic and
the text – WILL FERRELL ANSWERS INTERNET QUESTIONS! The shot cuts to
Will Ferrell sitting at a desk.

Will Ferrell: Hi, I’m Will Ferrell, saying hello to you, out there. I
thought, I’m going to answer some unfiltered questions from sites like
Ain’t it cool News, uh, Ropes of Silicon, Chud, Collider, to interact
with all the nice fans out there who’ve supported me since Anchorman
and Old School and and take some of your questions. Here’s question
number one. We’ll start from filmfanatick54.

An icon of a reel of film appears on the left of the screen with the text filmfanatick54 beneath it.

Will Ferrell: It says, “Dear Will, you suck dick. You do weak sauce movies, you douche-lick. I hate your guts.”

The following text appears beneath Will Ferrell as he reads. Dear Will,
you suck dick. You do weak sauce movies, you douche-lick. I h8 ur guts.

Will Ferrell: Alright, thank you for your question filmfanatick54. Um,
it was really more a statement than a question. Next question is from
willferrelblows.

An icon appears on the left of the screen. The icon is still shot of
Will Ferrell looking bizarre. The username WiLlFeRrelLbLoWs appears
beneath the icon.

Will Ferrell: “Will, do you wake up every morning, look in the mirro
and say: ‘I think I will suck a giant hard one today.’ Honestly,
because that’s what it seems like. I would rather put a glass tube up
my penis hole and smash it with a hammer than watch one of your movies.
For real, get the dick out of your mouth.”

The following subtitles appear beneath Will Ferrell as he reads. “Will
do you wake up every morning look in the mirror and say: ‘i think i
will suck a giant hard one today’? honestly. bcuz that’s what it seems
like. I would rather put a glass tube up my penis hole & smash it
w/ a hammer than watch 1 of ur movies. 4 real. get the dick out of u
mouth.

Will Ferrell: Ok. To answer the question, no, I don’t look in the
mirror and say I want to suck a high hard one today. This is from, I
will not. That’s kind of clever.

An icon of an elf action figure, based on Will Ferrell’s role in the
film Elf, appears on the left of the screen. Beneath the icon is the
username IwILLnoT.

Will Ferrell: “Will, when you suck dick,” (the preceding text appeared
as subtitles) Um, I guess I wasn’t clear before when I said that I
don’t suck penises. Um, my bad. This is from will Ferrell should crawl
up his own butthole and die 465. Wow, four hundred and sixty four othe
people had that name. That’s very specific.

An icon that shows Will Ferrell’s face, painfully sunburned, appears on
the left of the screen. The username
WillFerrellshouldcrawluphisownbuttholeanddie465 appears beneath the
icon.

Will Ferrell: Here’s one. Um, this is from Fos Binder rules.

An icon of an unidentified musician standing in front of a drum set
appears on the left of the screen. The username FosBinderRulz appears
beneath the icon.

Will Ferrell: “I’m a film student at Northwestern. I have just
completed my Master’s degree. I have a very serious question I would
like to ask you about film theory: I’ll start by asking, why don’t you
get a dick real hard and then put it in that hole in your face?”

The following subtitles appeared while Will Ferrell spoke. I’m a film
student at Northwestern, I have just completed my masters degree. I
have a very serious question I would like to ask you about film theory:
I’ll start by asking why don’t you get a dick real hard and put it in
that hole in your face?

Will Ferrell: Ok, I don’t think you’re serious about film or asking me
about anything, so let’s just move on. All right, next up, let’s see.
Oh, here’s a nice one. Will Ferrell is the best 55.

An icon showing a still shot of Will Ferrell’s face from Semi-Pro
appears on the left of the screen. The username WillFerrellisthebest55
appears beneath the icon. “Hey Will Ferrell, I chose my screen name
when I was eleven years old.” That’s so nice, thank you. “Now, I’m a
grown man and I think you and the Wiggles and Scooby Doo all blow boat
people. And by that, I mean put hard boners in your wet mouth.” Yeah,
yeah, I know what you meant. “Epic fail you loser.”

The following subtitles appeared while Will Ferrell was speaking. Hey
Will Ferrell, I chose my screen name when I was 11 years old. Now, I’m
a grown man and I think you, the Wiggles, and Scooby Doo all blow boat
people. And by that, I mean put hard boners into your wet mouth. EPIC
FAIL U LOSER!”

Will Ferrell: Um, alright. Thank you Will Ferrell’s the best. I’m just
happy that at one point in your life I was able to provide some
laughter for you. Have a great day. Ok. (to someone off-screen)
Director, do I really look like someone who puts dicks in my mouth all
the time?

Director (voiceover): Yeah!

Will Ferrell: For real?

Director (voiceover): Yes.

Will Ferrell gets up and walks out of view.

Will Ferrell (voiceover): So if I’m walking down the street there are
people who are passing going, “hmmmm,” thought bubble, “that looks like
someone who puts a penis in his mouth.”