Government pass law making it illegal not to be conservative

George Osborne has confirmed today that he will be passing a law banning any future Governments not being Conservative.

Speaking ahead of his annual Mansion House speech on Wednesday, George Osborne outlined his plans to ensure future governments “act like a bit of a git” even when there is no evidence based reason for doing so and they don’t actually want to.

Under the proposed legislation, future Governments will be legally required to demonstrate:

*An inherent dislike for all other people, particularly poor people.

*An overwhelming desire to blame everything on disabled people and penalise them accordingly