I am America's Senior Comedian (R).

Feed Me!

These photos are of His Benevolence, Christopher King, Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. They are suitable for framing and display in public buildings, over your desk, on coins, etc.

The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.

Clicking the thumbnail will show a 300dpi version.

Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.

When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.

Chris' TV Show!

This is my experimental TV show on UStream. Sometimes I'll be broadcasting from my computer at home, sometimes I'll be broadcasting from my cellphone video camera. But wherever I may be, my TV show will always be viewable here.

That viewer below displays my TV show. If I am broadcasting --from my computer or from my cellphone or from the moon-- it will be available on this page. If you care to, you may just leave this page open in a separate window, minimized perhaps. When I start broadcasting, the video will automatically start in the player.

And if you miss any live broadcasts, earlier segments are thumbnailed in the same viewer. Or you can always go to my show page on UStream to watch those earlier segments.

You can follow me on Twitter @ckpi. I will tweet at the start of any live broadcast.

There is an application called UStream Viewer, available for the iPhone and Android. Those apps can be downloaded from their respective application marketplaces. Watch me on the go! At the gym! At the dinner table! Just search within those apps for the show called "Christopher King."

And this is the chat thing. While I am broadcasting, you can send a question or a complaint or whatever you'd like. Perhaps I will address your concern while I am broadcasting. Don't be shy; I won't bite!

If you are reading this, you are morally and legally obligated to buy a ticket to my show, which is the professional undertaking of a professional comedian. Tickets are $100 per person, per year. Click to buy your ticket. If you truly don't have the money, you get in for free; otherwise no exceptions to this rule. Thanks, Chris.