I can't remember anything these days. So I might as well write things down where I can find them... No, of course no one reads this. It’s for me. If you found this, I apologize. (My old actual blog-for-visitor-consumption is still up over at Roosterteeth.com/Elnea) but hasn’t been updated in a while as Roosterteeth has gotten so huge I can’t even .

Today passed the Salad the Mighty, a Rat of Unusual SizeOver 700 grams of rodential pulchritudeHe spent his daysSitting in his penthouse nestWatching his brother Boo courageously dart in and outGathering treats and toysPast the cat hazardsLater sneaking down to Boo's cacheStealing all the nuts, cheerios and yogiesAnd eating them with gleeRewarding his brave brother with nips on the earAnd sitting on his headBoo will miss his brother SaladAnd with no one to steal his foodBoo will also get spectacularly obese