On this weeks episode annie, whose only been on screen for 15 minutes, is crowned Miss Twin Peaks, Windom Earle takes her, and that’s pretty much all that happens. Brian and Chris unpack a somewhat lackluster episode considering what comes before and what’s about to come. Speaking of (sic) cooper and annie did the nasty in one of the most awkward sex scenes of all time. Thank god for Nadine, Pinkle, Big D, and Mayor Milford without them I’m not sure we could have got through this one. We also learn that if you want in with the Log Lady you best get in with the log first.

And then there were 3. On this weeks episode the boys talk Twin Peaks Season 2 Episode 20 The Path to the Black Lodge. Without a doubt this is one of our favorite episodes. Pete sees and talks to Josie in the Wood, Windom Earle and Leo play dress up, and Briggsy manages to get his ass abducted for a second time. Oh yeah and it looks like a portal to hell has opened up in the Twin Peaks woods so there’s that. Brace yourselves because when Venus and Saturn meet there’s no telling just how SHOOK you’ll be.

The Path to the Black Lodge Banter begins at the 56:00 mark. We had some rat business we had to cover at the top of the show.

On this weeks episode the boys talk Twin Peaks Season 2 Episode 19 Variations on Relations. It’s hard for this episode not to conjure up a plethora of strong emotions. Gordon Cole kisses Shelly (TRIGGER WARNING) in front of the Bobcat, Big Dick hosts a wine tasting gala, and Windom Earle puts a “heavy metal man” in a giant paper mache pawn only to kill him with a crossbow. Oh yeah and Snake manages to elicit a Chris Franklin trademarked WHOAH out of Executive Assistant Bob Briggs when talking about Nadine Hurley’s sexual prowess.

Variations on Relations Spiel Begins at 37:19

6 Burning Questions

Who was Annie’s first boyfriend (assuming its someone we know)?

What are the contents of the telegram BZ as John Justice Wheeler received?

Twin Peaks Season 2 Episode 18 On the Wings of Love. Gordon Cole returns to Twin Peaks and not only does he damage Windom Earle’s hearing he’s also finally exposed as a fraud. As Brian and Chris point out it was a pretty slick long game (tricking Shelly that she’s the only person he can hear) but also kind of creepy. Speaking of creepy Billy Zane as John Justic Wheeler is dropping some hard truths to Brother Ben. Oh and the A-Team (Cooper, Truman, Hawk, Andy) go spelunking in Owl Cave.

The last time we saw Tim Pinkle he was swinging from Leo’s death trap. Well ladies and gentlemen he’s back and back in a big way. Tim Pinkle, endangered species specialist. On this weeks show Truman goes mad with grief and his bro (cooper) falls in love with the new chick in town, Annie. In premium Chris regales us all with a tale of broken ribs on the open mat.