This is the new trailer for the upcoming season of E!’s “Beauty and the Beast” remake “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.” I’ve never managed to watch more than 90 seconds of this abortion, but for whatever reason the manufactured pseudo-drama of a spin-off of a reality show that exists because one of Paris Hilton’s friends recorded herself having sex with a failed musician related to Brandy somehow satiates the minimal demands made by the sluggish frontal lobes of US Weekly readers.

Anyway, in this season, the hot one has a baby, the scary one has a sham marriage to an NBA guy, Kim is there because what the hell else does she have to do besides go to parties in Vegas, guys are jerks, and we get special guest appearances from blood and tears. The only way I would possibly watch an episode of this is if everyone who has any hand in the creation of this sewage fell in the Guatemalan sinkhole. And even then, I could probably wait for the clip to hit YouTube.