Q: How did you become so amazingly epic and awesome, full of win, etc.?A: Sexual favors.

Q: If I get you your Like thumb button, can I win based on that alone?A: Well, um, errr... hell yeah!

Q: How can you afford to do this?A: Sexual favors.

Q: Can I wait and get a prize later, instead of when the contest ends?A: No you greedy bastard.

Q: Can I pay for a personal delivery?A: Sure thing. Personal delivery options will cost two hookers, one 20mg Viagra, and gas money.

Prize(s)

First Place - undetermined.

Second Place - probably not.

So, here's what we're going to do. Anyone who wants to enter, must do so by providing a new Gamertag. It must contain F34RTEH..... then end with their suggestion. I will not pick based on what I like. I am going to draw random numbers out of a "hat", and the one that matches the entry will win. I will change my gamertag to what was entered.

I'll think about what prize(s) to offer. I have a few things in mind. It's all free for you, so enter and take you chances!!!

"When I was 12, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

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