Welcome!

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The Phoenix area Hash House Harriers has kennels who meet every Monday, some Tuesdays, Wednesday, some Thursdays, most Saturdays, Full Moons, one Sunday per month, and other special days. All levels of runners and walkers are encouraged. You must be 21 years of age to hash with this group. If you are under 21 years of age or want a hash that you can do with your children, please visit the Zonie HHH page to find out when they hash.

How do you sign up? YOU DON’T! Just show up!
Look at the BIG ASS CALENDAR, see a day that works for you and come! That’s it!

Get some exercise and have a great time doing it. Bring your dog (sometimes)! Or cat (never)! We run, (between bars mostly), drink and generally have a silly time. If you are a hasher and want to hare a trail, contact the Hare Raiser for that particular hash.

Info on hashing: If you’ve never heard of us before, we are the people who put the “run” in drunk. We are a drinking club with a running problem. We are the ones who pass out beer at the 24th mile of marathons and yes, that was us you saw on TV having a great time and doing something silly. We drink, we run, it’s fun.

Hashers are a loosely organized (disorganized) group of half-minds who get together to run, drink, enjoy irreverence and have a good time. (Read more…)

Learn more about how hashing started, who we are and what we do by clicking here!

If you have any questions that the site doesn’t answer, or want to talk to one of us, click on contact us, send an email to webgeek@phoenixhhh.org for more info!

Location: South Mountain Park: Central Ave entrance. Enter the park, go through the gate and immediately turn left. Take that road all the way back past the Holbert Trail entrance to the last parking lot. Look for hashers. (if you are on FB, see the map in the comments. )

More location information: You can use GPS to take you to the South Mountain Interpretive Center Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85042, United States, but keep going straight down the road until the end, then pull into that last parking lot.

NOTICE: The inbound gate closes at 7pm so if you are late and still want to make it, park across from the horse riding area and walk over. 🙂

Hash Cash: $8 for good beer before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafied virgins are free.

What: 3-6.9 mile A to A trail. Expect Mule Deer with knives, Peregrine Falcon, Javelina, senile locals, and maybe some snow dicks.It's cold here right now, so there will be many package checks.

Hares: Isuck Newton, Klank

Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

On-after: TBD

Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!To be honest, don't uber for this one. Phoenix to Prescott is an expensive uber. But we do have some fine horse and buggies (cabs) to take you around town should you like to explore more while imbibing. If anyone is planning to stay overnight, we'll be getting some camping and hotel info posted for you shortly.

What: 3-6.9 mile A to A trail. Expect Mule Deer with knives, Peregrine Falcon, Javelina, senile locals, and maybe some snow dicks.It's cold here right now, so there will be many package checks.

Hares: Isuck Newton, Klank

Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

On-after: TBD

Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!To be honest, don't uber for this one. Phoenix to Prescott is an expensive uber. But we do have some fine horse and buggies (cabs) to take you around town should you like to explore more while imbibing. If anyone is planning to stay overnight, we'll be getting some camping and hotel info posted for you shortly.

Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

Join us for the annual March Hash, wherein we wear togas to celebrate the really kickass murder of a guy who changed the whole calendar to have a month named after him. Everybody loves the Ides, but no one ever remembers the Kalends…

OK, so this clothing-fluid hash will begin at the Pecos Ranch Park in Chandler. The address is not really real, but it will get you to the right place. There is no car park, just a human park, so park your humans in the park and park your cars on the street.

Togas encouraged! Green stuff also encouraged, as it is nearing St. Patrick's Day, when amateur drinkers don funny green clothing and remember why they don't eat cabbage 364 days a year.

I have been told by the hares that there will be a tavern on trail that allows friendly four-legged hashers on their patio, so bring out your doggos if they are properly socialized and can act at least as good as the average hasher on a leash.

It's a nice little Arcadia-Biltmore ride! Park in the lot behind the senior center. BYOB! If you forget, there is a Sprouts next door to the park. Probably 2 BNs and definitely brunch. Also, bring a spare tube, a bike lock, your helmet, pump, whistle, candy, patches, stickers, presents, jewelry, and anything else you think would appease the hares. Wait, what? I dunno – don't ask me – I just got back SavGDR and don't even know what time zone I'm in any more. On on!

Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

The Phoenix Hash has been supporting the Crown King race for around 20 years now, and we're doing it again. We'll be manning the aid station at Fort Misery, which is at mile 22.

In addition to regular race-ist fare, we will also provide an open bar! (That, and Silence of the Clams showing all the runners her tits, helped us win best aid station two years in a row!)

IMPORTANT NOTE!!! You MUST have a HIGH CLEARANCE 4×4 vehicle to get to this location. Due to multiple tows in the last two years, Thor and Bitch 'N Hoe have VETO POWER over any vehicles wanting to make this trip. We're (meaning Thor really) is done with the towing!

We'll be camping out on Friday night, supporting the event on Saturday morning, then camping Saturday night as well. So bring your camping gear, and let's coordinate alcoholic beverages to provide for the runners and for ourselves.

Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.