A well intentioned rant about the current state of Advertising, with particular emphasis on Big Dumb Agencies (BDA's) Because, no matter how bad you think it is, it's actually a great deal worse!
"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill pail." George Orwell.

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Please… Can we have a break from bums?

There’s
no doubt about it… The ad biz is obsessed by your bum. First the appalling “shit
my pants” and “big ass gas” from “Agency of the past” Draft/FCB. Now Mikes
Dollar Shave Club introduces “One
Wipe Charlies.” But, this one is funny… And is actually relevant. Draft/FCB’s
shitty efforts have nothing whatsoever to do with the product (Kmart) being
pimped. It’s merely a very crude and childish reliance on “Potty Humor.” Whereas
“One Wipe Charlies” are butt wipes
that you use to wipe your arse. Ergo, it makes sense… And like all their
efforts, it’s funny and it’s produced in-house! Next up in the Arse-Advertising
stakes…I predict P&G will pay Kim Kardashian $50 million to become “Charmin Global Brand Ambassador.” I
mean fuck, she’s a natural, and getting more natural by the day!

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Please… Can we have a break from bums?

There’s
no doubt about it… The ad biz is obsessed by your bum. First the appalling “shit
my pants” and “big ass gas” from “Agency of the past” Draft/FCB. Now Mikes
Dollar Shave Club introduces “One
Wipe Charlies.” But, this one is funny… And is actually relevant. Draft/FCB’s
shitty efforts have nothing whatsoever to do with the product (Kmart) being
pimped. It’s merely a very crude and childish reliance on “Potty Humor.” Whereas
“One Wipe Charlies” are butt wipes
that you use to wipe your arse. Ergo, it makes sense… And like all their
efforts, it’s funny and it’s produced in-house! Next up in the Arse-Advertising
stakes…I predict P&G will pay Kim Kardashian $50 million to become “Charmin Global Brand Ambassador.” I
mean fuck, she’s a natural, and getting more natural by the day!