“So now grandma down in Atlantic City can smoke up to help her glaucoma and you still can’t get married there,” I say.

“Okay, so you were right,” says Tina the Lesbian. “So what? Are you proud of that?”

“Not really, but it should prove that every0ne should listen to me more often,” I say.

“No, it doesn’t,” says Tina the Lesbian.

“I’ve given Avonia the Wiccan Pimp numerous ways to increase the popularity and acceptance of Wicca, but she hasn’t followed through on any of them,” I say. “Has not following my ideas worked out for Wicca? Has it? I don’t see it.”

“You’re a modern-day Cassandra,” says Tina the Lesbian. “Cursed to have no one believe the supposed wisdom coming out of your mouth.”

“So you won’t be rallying the gay marriage movement to join forces with the marijuana lobby?” I say.

would Cyclops still need medical marijuana for his eye after Odysseus got done with him? since you’re now mythological, i’m guessing you hobnob with all the ancient story tellers and know the back stories…