Colbert got a little more pointed backstage in the media tent. Asked which actor he would cast as Republican presidential candidate John McCain, Colbert said, "[Don] Rickles, obviously, would be good. And maybe me for Sarah Palin, because I also have absolutely no business being vice president."

I'm five episodes into Mad Men, and it's already hard for me to not lick my monitor anytime Don Draper appears. You could slice deli meats with his jaw line, HOLY SHIT. He and Nathan Petrelli need to get together and do dirty, naked things to each other.