A correction to the dumbest article added to the Internet today

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this article incorrectly suggested that the higher resolution Retina displays of the new iPad and forthcoming Macbook Pro computers would increase consumption of network bandwidth, thus slowing performance of corporate networks. Higher resolution screens do not in and of themselves consume more network bandwidth. Some analysts have suggested that owners of devices with high-resolution screens will likely consume more video and HD video, which would result in higher bandwidth consumption. This article has been modified to reflect this change.

Apart from being factually incorrect, the thing that cracks me up about this article is that even after it has been corrected it is still actually incorrect.

If you’re looking to shave a few points off of your IQ, go digest this article and bathe in it’s stupidity.