The Principia Discordia is the bible of Discordianism . . . the worship of Eris, the goddess of Chaos. This great "cult classic" first appeared in 1965. Our edition adds 20 pages of new material, as revealed by Eris to her faithful worshipers when they probably should have been mowing the lawn or something.

Our first iPhone project. It's free! We created it for practice, for fun, and to further the plots of the Secret Masters. The Fnorder brings you messages from the Illuminati . . . encoded information and instructions for world conquest, for your eyes only. This is all for real! Honest!

Use it to boggle your friends . . . or ask it for help when you need to make a decision. Think of it as the I Ching for paranoids.

Suppressed Transmission is an anthology of Kenneth Hite's wildly popular column of conspiratorial musings and High Weirdness, which appeared weekly in Pyramid Magazine. This anthology of "Suppressed Transmission's" first year contains 34 of those original columns and more, including annotations, "stuff Ken left out," and an extensive bibliography. Kenneth Hite is back with more proof that Everything Is A Conspiracy Waiting To Happen in Suppressed Transmission 2.

Men in Black, esoteric phenomena, and High Weirdness – we've published a wide variety of books on conspiracies, complete with GURPS mechanics, and free of subliminal messages . . . right?

Explore a magical organization that influences multiple worlds in Cabal. Build your own puppet masters based on actual history with Illuminati. Discover what's in The Crates Man Was Not Meant To Open with Warehouse 23.

Just remember: you're only roleplaying a paranoid.

Our vast line of Illuminati Pins lets you discreetly signal your position in the global power structure.

The following games are out of print . . . that is, we are completely out, and have no current plans to reprint them. The best way to find a copy of an out-of-print game is to check eBay or contact a dealer in out-of-print games.

INWO is the trading-card version of Illuminati. It won the Origins Award for Best Card Game of 1994. Hundreds of different cards are available, and two expansion sets. If you like deck-building games, you may find this is your preferred way to take over the world.

INWO SubGenius is a hundred-card non-collectible set. Play using only the SubGenius set, or combine the cards with any other INWO cards.

The warm glow you get after drinking from this shot glass may be Illumination. Or it may not be; it depends on what you're drinking . . .

The Eye-in-Pyramid Shot Glass features the classic symbol of illumination on a 1.5 oz black glass, perfect for [FNORD] across the [REDACTED] or taking [CENSORED] when you're [FORGETABOUTIT]. Or you could just drink out of it.