Why Mommy is a Democrat, and other bedtime stories

No, we're not advocating one party over another -- we just thought this "children's" book was particularly hilarious. From its illustration of wealthy people ignoring a homeless man (pictured below) to its rendering of a large elephant protecting children from a pervert, it's at least as fair and balanced as its other-side-of-the-aisle counterpart, Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! But regardless of how your kids lean politically, we thought you'd enjoy a few colorful samples of pre-K voter outreach -- preferably with a glass of warm milk just before naptime.