I had a vasectomy
a couple of months ago. They gave me something called a "modesty blanket", as there was obviously the doctor but also a couple of nurses in the room. The modesty blanket covered me from my feet up to my neck, other than a hole cut out, through which protuded my penis and testicles.
(browserstill relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 14:07,
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I'd like this
my penis & testicles are a joy to behold but my body looks like a bag filled with lumpy mash and my toenails look like pork scratchings*

Why?
I had one male doctor and two female nurses in the room, for mine, and they just had me drop my trousers and hop aboard the bed.One of the nurses offered to hold my hand.
(monster munch- it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 15:15,
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Why not?
At least one of the other two will be holding some bits at the other end.
(Pill PopperThank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 15:50,
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I'm thinking of having it done...

I heard that despite the anesthetic, you can sort of feel the tubes being 'tugged' inside you. Is that correct?

Edit: I mean having the snip BTW - not holding MM's hand - although I'm sure that would be fun too.
(Pooflakebraces for an onslaught..., Wed 23 Jul 2014, 15:55,
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They used cautery on mine,
which gave me a mild electric shock (earthed through the bed frame, via my elbows) 3 times (one for the incision, one for each tube). Couldn't feel any tugging, just a sharp sting, and burnt elbows. Pretty sure this isn't a normal experience.I never went through with subsequent fertility tests, which was a bit dense, purely as I didn't like the idea of wanking into a jar and delivering it to the maternity unit.
(monster munch- it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:15,
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I like to think that the local NHS has a sense of irony when they decided that post-snip men
ought to turn up at that particular department.
(monster munch- it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:34,
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why don't they want you to take it to pathology like a normal hospital would?
what use does the maternity department have for a jar slightly dampened with your sterile spunk?
(janet ayliay'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 17:39,
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If your idea of a nightmare is having a middle-aged man go at your nethers with surgical-grade cutting tools, then,
uh, never mind.
(monster munch- it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:24,
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As I clutched the sides of the table
And endlessly dropped the f-bomb on the nurses who stood about nervously clutching syringes of anesthetic, the doctor twanged on my ball tubes like banjo strings, and said 'it is a mystery why most men feel nothing, and some feel such intense excruciating pain. Are you schizophrenic or an alcoholic?'
(browserstill relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:55,
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