To whomever stole my credit card info and bought a shitload of McDonald’s

To whomever stole my credit card info and bought a shitload of McDonald’s

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how you got my credit card info in Warren, Michigan. If you are looking for money, I can tell you I don’t have a lot. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my credit card go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will take a dump on your doorstep.