Your Favorite Doctors Weigh in on the Healthcare Ruling

This morning, the Supreme Court announced their decision to uphold the majority of President Obama's Affordable Care Act, including the controversial individual mandate, which will require nearly all Americans to purchase health insurance. Here to give their thoughts are some of our most prominent medical professionals.

Dr. Evil  "This bill will help one MILLION people."

The Literal Doctor ("Arrested Development")  "Looks like all of these people will be dead. After they live a lot longer."

Dr. Jekyll  "Honestly, I'm a little conflicted about it. Part of me LIKES the individual mandate, and part of me just wants to fucking kill everyone."

Dr. Dolittle  "GAHDAMN!"

Dr. House  "Well at first I thought it was lupus but it turns out it was just an outdated, irrational healthcare system."

Doogie Howser  "Kind of shocking that the bill still didn't say anything about a sixteen-year-old performing complicated medical procedures, but I won't argue."

Dr. Cliff Huxtable  "Hippideebappideeboo!"

The Doctor (Dr. Who)  "We've changed history today, but the Republicans' opinions remain a fixed point in time."