Do these things to be happy.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
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Bios are such dificult things. How you you just type something on a computer and expect people to know about you.
How can you put all your relevent information onto just a couple of paragraphs.
To understand where I come from I'd have to writh a short book on me and you'd have to buy it and read it.
However, you must write a bio so people will know something about you other than how you look in the pics.
Ok so you want to know about me? I am about 6'1 brown hair that gets very highlighted in the summer (on it's own, by the sun or something) I have hazel eyes (sometimes green sometimes blue and also in between) I am about 170lbs.
Thats it for the physical. Time for the mental, this is where it gets kinda complex. All I know Is I don't give a **** bout anyone 'cept my friends and family. I love to skateboard. I'm at moderate skill. I listen to punk, hard punk, rock, hybrid, some jazz, some classic rock, little classical, and even less pop rock. Here come the complexity.
I hate the life I'm living right now.

My mother and father both died wihtin 3 months of eachother, I was 14. I live with my aunt and uncle, who have absolute no trust of me, With their two girls and my two brothers.
I'm not allowed to see my older brother and older sister because my aunt and uncle are screwing me out of my social security and my sister is fighting them.

The only thing that kept me from becoming a serioussly depressed person was pot.

I can't think of anything else. What else can I type??? Oh well More later.
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BACK! due to popular demand...(and by popular I mean 3 out of 5 voices in my head)
And here is the infamous crotch grabbing pic. I couldn't tell you how many messages I got from people just taking this picture the wrong way...

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Adamantite Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, Adamantite Dragons take the side of the noble and good....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy....
During combat situations, a true Adamantite Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of spells and other tactics....
Adamantite Dragons make their homes in the highest of mountain ranges. They prefer rugged territory, and are not affected by the biting cold of high peaks. They have a huge wing span to accommodate flight in the thin air found at high altitude.'
An adamantite dragon's scales are dark black. Once the mature adult stage is reached, the dragon develops silver flecks throughout its scales. These flecks grow more abundant as the dragon ages until the dragon appears silver.'
Even though it is considered to be one of the good dragons, an Adamantine Dragon can be very volatile. It will not attack a fellow good creature, but will not hesitate to engage with even the mightiest creatures of evil alignment. Adamantines are generally solitary in nature, although they do communicate with each other regularly over long distances by magical means. These dragons are kind in nature, but bow down before nobody.
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This Dragons favorite elements are: Adamantite, High Places, and Courage

001: Name: Steven R. Donaldson
002: Nickname: Steve, Steve-O, Rubberband, Lanky, Tall dude, Smartass(more than any other), Klutz
003: Country of living: USA
004: Birthdate: August 27,1986
005: Length: Does that mean hieght? Then 6'1
006: Eye color: Hazel, sometimes blue sometimes grey and always with a lil green in it
007: Shoesize: 12.5
008: School/work: School, hopefully work too (gotta get a damn job)
009: You smoke: Yes, trying to quit cigs but I smoke weed anytime I can
010: Hobby's: Hmmm....Skateboarding, Music, Talkin/chattin, Drawing, Computer, TV, Video Games, WEED, and other stuff
011: Brothers/Sisters: Two Younger brothers who live with me, an older brother that doesn't and an older sister that doesn't
012: Relationship: [sAtAnS aNgEl] the object of my desire (she's a redhead!!!! 8^>)
013: Piercing(s): Nope but I want an eyebrow and maybe tounge
014: Tattoo: Not yet, but will
015: Favorite Country to go to: Hmm...I don't know. I've never really thought about it
016: Are there people you won't reply to? Not really. But there are people I won't reply to nicely.
017: Nicest person you met this year: my new teach Mrs. Smetak, she is way sweet
018: Person you rather not have met this year: Not really, every encounter holds an experience. And each from experience I've learned something.
019: Who would you like to meet: Socretes
020: Who do you admire most: Admiration is something only a few people get from me. Rodney Mullen though, he is a GOD.
021: Most sexy person(s): Pretty much all gorgeouss redheads I find sexy We Love Redheads(redheads are my weakness, and I mean like Achille's heel weakness)
022: Favorite Pajamas(clothes to sleep in): My Boxer briefs....thats it
023: Favorite Car: Anyhing thats cheap and gets good gas. Looks don't matter too much (as long as it's not a piece of trash)
024: Favorite Movie(s): Bourne Identity, LOTR, Spiderman 1 & 2, Harry Potter: Prisoner of Askaban(the others were alright, but this one was GOOD)
026: Favorite City(s): Anywhere with a decent skatepark and a Starbucks
027: Favorite Plush(stuffed animals): A lil tan cartoon type horse I had when I was just a wee babe.
028: Favorite Calogne: I don't wear calogne. Just deodorant and my own personal smells
029: Favorite Magazine: Game Informer, Transworld (just look at the pictures, fuck the articles). and some smut(once again, fuck the articles, just the pics)
030: Favorite sound: Thunder
031: Favorite TV-series: South Park, Insomniac, Family Guy, Sealab 2020, Futurama, Who's Line
032: Favorite Writer: Nah, too many
033: Favorite Nickname: ???Uhh, Steve-O I guess.......
034: What is on your mousepad: Nylon
035: What all is under your bed: Carpet, I got a matress on the floor(no risk of falling plus very versatile)
036: Favorite color: Green and blue
037: Favorite Song ever: My Immortal(oh so sad)
038: Favorite song at this moment: Duality
039: Favorite food: Anything Italian, just about
040: Favorite time in school: Time I spend talking to my friends
041: Favorite drink: Non alchoholic-Roy Rogers, Alchoholic-Wine, not dry(other than that I can't tell the difference)
042: Lucky number: 32.
043: What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself: My ability to cheer people up and my sense of humor. Not mention my.........nevermind |8^P
044: What deodorant do you use: Whatever makes me not stink but normally RightGuard
045: Favorite shoes: Vans
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 11:30 during school(also in class). 4 AM during summer
048: Most romantic moment in your life: Just sitting on her couch, watching a movie, my arms around her waist. Just holding her and feeling her there.
049: Most embarassing moment in your life: The time I wore kahki shorts to the pool and relaized my dong was hangin out of my open zipper. Still funny though.
050: Would you rather spend your time, inside or outside: Outside!
051: What do you do in the weekends: Go over a freinds house and do everything I can to get some weed....you wanted to know
052: What class in school do you dislike most: Government, the teachers thinks I'm a fucking A student and she's always trying to fucking encourage me and shit...it genuinely pisses me off
053: Your Breakfast: Cereal....everyday
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: Cottage cheeze
055: Pets: 3 Blonde Labs, 1 Chocolate. 1 Cocker Spaniel my cousin's boyfriends dog that is brought over a lot.
056: Laugh or dream: Laugh, anytime. Even though I have the stupidest smile
057: Serious or funny: Both
058: Fast or slow: Depends on the situation and context
059: You prefer being alone or have a relationship with someone: Having somone i just love the feeling of it
060: Simple or complicated?: Complicated, always
061: Cremate or Buried when you die: Cremate, I love fire too much not to
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Depends on what I'm doing the next day but usually stay up
064: Light or dark?: Light, I can't skate or draw in the dark...
065: Speak or Silence: Speak, silence is boring and SLOW
066: Tall or small man/woman: Small, well smaller than me. And Petite
067: Newspaper or Television: TV of course
068: Hug or kiss: Both are equally as connecting and intimate
069: Happy or Sad: Happy, being sad sux, I know
070: Life or Death: Life, I scare the shit out of myself to think what death would be like
071: Gig or Disco: WTF is gig? On the other side, FUCK DISCO
072: Left or Right: Right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: On top........What the fuck kind of question is that?
074: Brunetts or Blondes: NEITHER! I am estatic for red-heads [We Love Redheads@wiki]
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: Why make life so horrible?
076: You believe in reincarnation: No I don't...but I can't say I haven't had my doubts
077: You believe in Aliens: Yeah.
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: I'm afriad to see whats next...
079: Does true love exist: Yeah
080: How many kids would you like to have: Don't care as long as they're boys, maybe 1 or 2 girls
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: Girls that say they're horrid when they are actually gorgeous creatures
082: Best feeling: Love, the feeling of being with my loved one
083: Worst feeling in the world: Trying to imagine what being dead is like
085: Are you an emotional person: .....maybe....
084: What are you affraid of: Being completely alone
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: Only whenever a dog dies
087: Your goal in life: To have a life.
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: I won't break promises when it can be avoided. So I don't promise myelf anything
089: Favorite art-artist: Elfwood artists all of them
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: A hawk. Just to fly....the freedom of it
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: Stomach
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: The Sewers....hey noone's ever done it( I hope) so it's original
093:What do you think of Elftown: Elftown???? I thought this was my life, Damn I'm confused
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: I haven't been on long enough to miss something
095: Where did you get this question list: I nicked it from [Artemis Management]
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: Diablo II. Tribes II, internet and AIM (Stider3232)

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[.O.U.T.L.O.O.K. .O.N. L.I.F.E.]

1) Life does NOT suck
2) Depression is overrated
3) Popularity even more so
4) Lables are not a necessity
5) There is such a thing as "too happy"
6) Smoking really does cause cancer
7) So does immaturity
8) Close-mindedness is a crime
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^^^Wonderful little statement provided by [RX Coup]

If you cared enough to read my entire bio down to this point then the least you could do is respect my wishes and don't fucking apologize for my parents dieng. I got sick of writng it over and over so many fucking times so Here's my story. If you think that I'm whoring it out for attention then just get the fuck out of my house and don't read.
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It was about 4 yrs ago, and my dad was in and out of the hospital with kidney problems and diabetes. He was gettin better again and they were taking him out of the intensive care room. The doctors said he was gonna be alright this time....the doctors made a mistake. My mom sat us down on the floor of our living room and told us what had happend (us bein my 5 siblings) I just sat there, at first I didn't cry. Not untill the funeral did I really bawl.

About 3 months after my dad died my mom had got a new boyfirend. He was pretty cool cept he was a big drugee. He got my mom mixed back up in some the litle heavier drugs. They went out one night and we didn't hear from her for two days. Then we got a call saying that our mom was missing.
After 3 days, I dind't hold out much hope. Thast when I was placed in my aunt and uncle's care.
After about a year we got word that my mom was in fact dead and had been for some time. They found her bones somewhere in Tyler, just west and a lil north of Dallas. It turns out that she took too many drugs and went crazy and died inna creek. i didn't even cry when I heard cuz I already knew.