Wednesday, July 28, 2010

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME

HA! I bets ya’ll had no idea it was my birfday today. Yep, today is my birfday.

So yesterday I mentiioned I gots a suspicious package in da mail from Tank and I knew I hads to take evrey possible precaution possible so I hads to call out HAZMAT and da bomb squad. You cann nevrs be too carefuls these days, especially when it comes to Lhasa Apsos dat bes taking a tractor cross country...nuff said.
Anyhoo, lets get down to da business of da package.

THE PACKAGE

Yep, purty suspicious if you asks me

Me without my butt showing

Dis here is da specialist...better him blowing up than me.

What? Oh da black blog is da specialist...AKA Brudder Albert

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He has deemed it SAFE so naow we may proceed but I's still kinda scared.

ALL MINE....MINE MINE MINE! It's an elephant and some Piggy Twists...YUM!

Oh dang it, it ain't all mine. I tell you bout dat in a second though. Furst I wanna show ya'll sumptin super special.

THIS......

Biggify dis to sees da writing from Tank's assistant.

Dat brought tears my eyes to tells ya da truth. I may not have evers been a shelter or rescue dog BUT we hold our hearts very close to those animals and we always do what we can to help them through da year and when diasters strikes. So dis donation is very special to me and my mum.

Somebuddy gives my mum a beer befores her looses it will ya? Gosh, her sure is sentimental.

Tank even sent dis freakishly weird pig and gum to My Girl. She was absolutely overs da moon happy. I think Piggie has growths on it so I's gets betters look at laters...hehehehe!

Tank, Thank you so very much fur da safe pressies. I am so very honored dat you remembered my birfday...hehehe! One of these days I will get you to admit da fact dat you likes me ...in a platonic way of course.

Morning Puddles and Happy Happy Birthday!!! What very thoughtful presents Tank sent to you and your girl. Mom squealed when she saw the pink piggy. We're off to read your roast now!!! It sure is fun to see someone other than one's self get roasted. HA!!!Madi and Mom

Wooos Puddles Rainwhatever....We really want to wish woo the most Happy Barkday! We went and read all of woo roasts, but we must say woo are one of the most loved puppys in the blog world! We love woo!~husky kisses~-Kira The BeaWootiful

Wow, Tank got you some really nice presents! Happy Birthday #2 Sweet Puddles! We always enjoy your visits to our blog (although our mom always has to preview your comments first before she lets us read them!). We will enjoy a Bud Light Lime later in your honor!! Have a super fun day, now we are off to read the roasts! xoxoxo Toby, Ginger, Jeter and Grand Diva Halle the Former Jersey Shore Girl.

Oh my Puddles you are so cute. This is our first visit here and we love your blog. First we want to wish you a super duper birthday. Those presents from Tank are just wonderful and I am glad there wasn't a bomb in there. Hope you have great day today and many more of them and we certainly will be back to visit. We look like a cat blog but we do own two doggies.

Wonderful pressies Puddles!!! Happy Birthday!!! We hope you have a wonderful and great day and may it be your very best birthday yet with many many more to come!!! Lots of birthday hugs to you! Love, Debbie and Holly

Happy Berfday Puddles!!! My mom let out a huge SQUEEE when she saw that baby picture of you. Love your pressies, Tank is pawsome! Maybe you can get a hold of dat pink pig and pull the growths off of him?

oh puddles deawest of the pibble hearts. we wish you the most bewootimus barkday ever to be!!!!we send you all our most slobbery and sugary pibble sugars wiff lotsa sweetness just for the puddles.we ruff you furry much so

Happy Birthday little lady! Tank is such a nice guy, now you know why I tried to set you two up! He gives great gifts too! I'm sorry I didn't get your roast done. We've been having some issues here. I still love you and am very glad you are my furiend! I hope you had a great day with butt loads of treats! Snuggles,TwixPS: Mom says if you want to get lots of treats make sure you ask for a large butt....like hers (thats from me, not her!)

Sweetie! A day late for your birthday, I'm so sorry. I lost a day because we had a vet emergency and no sleep. We're all home doing ok now, but I feel really bad I didn't make it here on time, especially since the whole world celebrated you. Happy second birthday sweet girl and many more roasts in your glorious life. Love,Twinkie and pack and family! Now we shall sing to you: no, we won't. We love you ;)