If I may approach the bench, I will show the court how one ACTUALLY does a man, and far more elegantly than that.

Take the theme of the thread (profile views) + the charge (gaylord charts from yours truly) and ask that those assembled please click on my accuser's (DanielKelly) own profile. The court will see what looks remarkably like a gaylord chart from yours truly as the accuser's own profile picture. He's defining his very identity through one.

Immune from my immense charms? Please. The lad's an Ultra, and on the mailing list.

but from now on i wont be clicking on PO and meowington any more, you're far classier, you dont try to put your legs in the air at unfeasible angles or eat disgusting stuff like you dont care what you put in your mouth.

of posts, ruffle some feathers and then get away quick.
I was considering whether to send and apology/explanation PM to PO and Meow, but then I remembered wishpigs put PM stats showing me up to be the saddest sap on DIS and so I cannot pm people anymore in case I make the stats worse.

Currently I have sent 6093 PMs and yet recieved none.

Im trying to console myself with the idea that its because people are scared of me