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I'm not a big fan of lettuce on sandwiches. Every time I go to Subway I
order a PLAIN meatball marinara six-inch with no veggies on it, and
every time without fail the second Sandwich Artiste in the assembly
line will ask me "you want lettuce?" and automatically start piling on
this green plague that complete destroys my meat centric Manwich. Even
the tiniest tip of iceberg lettuce can change the whole way my Sub
tastes and I hate it.The only sandwich I do like with lettuce
on it is the Big Mac...McDonald's has mastered the use of lettuce in
their signature sandwich and I contend that this mastery hinges on the
fact that the lettuce is shredded.I refuse to eat a burger that
uses a whole, intact, piece of lettuce. Shredded lettuce is essential
to any burger eating experience because it allows for the sauces to
disperse and mingle freely on top of the patty. The finer the shred the
better I'm fed.Thoughts, feedback?Jeff.