“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” -Lewis Black

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~ Anonymous.

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” ~ Oscar Wilde.

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~ Anonymous.

“It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn’t get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year’s, boom! There’s Valentine’s Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine’s Day just called, ‘Who could love you?'” -Laura Kightlinger