Today People published a post quoting Project Runway's finicky fashion doyenne Tim Gunn saying he hasn't had sex in 29 years. God, Tim, will you shut up about this?

I love Grandpa Gunn as much as the next guy and I would love it if he took a Werther's Original out of his sweater pocket just for me, but he needs to shut up about not having sex in a million years. He has been harping about it since 2008 when he wrote about it in his book Gunn's Golden Rules: Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work. Since then he has taken every opportunity available to remind us of the fact.

Tim, it's starting to get a little sad. There have got to be plenty of guys out there who would date you and break the curse. Also, all the publications out there need to stop reporting about it. Tim Gunn not getting laid is not news.