Arnold, a Giant Gun, and a Jackass. It Must Be the Final LAST STAND Poster.

If what this poster suggests is true and retirement really is for sissies, then I’m a huge sissy. Because I have no desire to keep up this grind for the rest of my life.

Then again, if there’s a job that involves waylaying perps with a giant Gatling gun from the back of a school bus? Fuck retirement. Florida can wait, we’ve got shit to do:

Action icon Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his much-anticipated return to the big screen in Korean director Kim Jee-woon’s hard-hitting US directorial debut, THE LAST STAND. After leaving his LAPD narcotics post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with remorse and regret, Sheriff Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger) moved out of Los Angeles and settled into a life fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction. But that peaceful existence is shattered when Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega), the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the western hemisphere, makes a deadly yet spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy. With the help of a fierce band of lawless mercenaries led by the icy Burrell (Peter Stormare), Cortez begins racing towards the US-Mexico border at 250 mph in a specially-outfitted Corvette ZR1 with a hostage in tow.

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