My wife has been talking smack about running this 5K for a month. Today was the day and she was gonna kick my butt. I'm 39 not in great shape by any means and have 2 bad knees Well we took off and I headed out in a jog . The wife is a speed walker and in great shape .
3 miles later I finished it up in 38.39 min . Just 3.2 min ahead of the wife . She couldn't believe it and hasn't said one single word about it all day . I just look at her and keep smilin

you made a grave tactical error. even if you can beat her at her own game sometimes its better to let the wookie win...

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"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith

The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...