For those of you that missed the 2003 MTV Movie Awards (as if you had better things to do), Tatu stole the show back then. They came prancing out with about 200 hotties in underwear. Every male in the building was drooling.

But this performance was the musical equivalent of a medium rare filet mignon walking through a vegetarian restaurant. Everyone wants it. But they cant have it. (We are going to get 100 emails from righteous veggie dorks claiming they truly prefer tofu….save it).

Any band that flaunts a Camel Toe and wears knee pads like Tatu deserves our respect. And somehow, the fact that they don’t like us back makes them even more appealing. Come to think of it, I still dont understand why all women aren’t lesbians. Think about what your 3 best male friends look like naked. See what I mean?