"Backstabbers"

"Simon Cowell"

The Lyrics

That was bloody awful...Horrendous...That was absolutely the worst rendition I've ever heard...That was so ghastly...So appalling...You sound as if your whole mouth was made of sandpaper...This is not a Broadway show...Juvenile...Good? Yes. American Idol? No...You failed the test this time...

Simon Says

(He scowls in your face)All the time he is the one to hateSimon Cowell (Simon Cowell)(He scowls in your face)Then tells you to leave this placeSimon Cowell (Simon Cowell)

Came from England to Hollywood, he never does smile, no noWhen his insults hit the air, they better beware, yeah yeah

He'll tell you things like "That was so horrid"And most of the time, we think that he's stupidNo matter what Randy and Paula saySimon has to shatter your confidence each day

Simon Sucks!

(He scowls in your face)All the time he is the one to hateSimon Cowell (Simon Cowell)

He keeps letting the insults fly on his own free will, yeah(What's that Simon saying?)He says those evil things again and again and again and again, yeah

Surely he must have a good thing to sayBut he's evil for sure, cause it just happens that wayThese Idols don't wanna have to go packBut they can't shake that crazy British man off their back

Simon's Bad!

(He scowls in your face)All the time he is the one to hateSimon Cowell (Simon Cowell)

(instrumental break, accompanied by various Simon Cowell insults)

Simon Sucks!

(He scowls in your face)The man in black, Simon will hurt you so bad! (Simon Cowell)

(He scowls in your face)Most of the time, he tells big lies! (Simon Cowell)

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