before you judge... what was a girl suppose to do? remember I said he had a BEARD!

Then I have to deal with this boy doing the “I’m going to ignore this girl until she gets
the picture” thing.
I’ve done this to a
handful of guys and I know how it works… I was once even told by my college
roommate that this was the perfect way to get rid of a boy.

Worst advice ever!

But! out of nowhere this boy shows up to a place I actually
invited him to.

And now all I can think is “well at least I know that all he wants to do is have sex”

But I get confused by his actions, he doesn’t appear to act
like he just wants to have sex. And
after a handful of drinks I tell him “you
know we don’t have to date, we can just have sex, or we can date, or we can
just be friends… it is all up to you. Just let me know, b/c I don’t like not
knowing.”

He responds.

But just like a dream sequence in a chick-flick I don’t
remember his answer.

All I remember is his smile.

Mmmmm, I like his
smile.

But however he responded did convince my drunk-ass self to
let him go home with me. Where we
promptly got naked and did not have sex.
I’m 95% positive we didn’t
have sex because I apparently drank like a 19 yr girl who just discovered shots
for the first time.

The icing on the cake was halfway through the night when I
awoke with that horrible feeling of still being drunk but knowing you need to
throw up.

Where I had no choice but to ramble random words when I
left the room and decided that passing out in the bathroom was a great idea. Who knows how long I used my towel as a pillow before returning to my
bed.

The only redeeming feature of the night was when I finally
found my way back to my bed and he cuddled up with me.

It was perfect…. The reason you want a boyfriend.

Lessons I should have learned from Mr. Bearded Man…. Boys are confusing
folks and you really shouldn’t try to have an intense conversation after
any combination of vodka, beer, and shots.

More importantly: I
need to deal with the fact that this Man may not want to date, that he probably
just wants to make out with me on his terms, and that my life will go on.

And I know I'm throwing feminism back 20 years by saying this out loud:
But I’m kind-of okay with hooking-up on his terms… because lets be honest I think he is attractive and I can’t find anyone else
I actually want to have sex with.

-K

yes, Ke$ha I would like to dance with no pants on... it is my favorite way to dance.