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1. How to diagnose from an incomplete verbal history and useless non-medical descriptions over the phone.

2. Home Remedies; What owners can use over the counter or at home to treat a variety of ailments without having to come to your clinic (reference chapter 1)

3. Translation Guide- that mass just showed up the other day = that mass has been there for six months- he didn't get into anything that would cause him to vomit like this = he always gets bacon and McDonalds and braunschweiger and some of my coffee- he wasn't sick when I saw you a week ago, now he is! = when he was in a month ago for bloody diarrhea of a week duration and I declined all those diagnostics you recommended because he was starting to get better, I just didn't want to spend the money, but now I want you to give me stuff for free!

I with we'd been assigned Chapter 1 the first week of vet school, because if I had realized this earlier I'd never have stayed in clinical practice as long as I did. Leaving practice was the best career move I ever made.

New chapter: how to provide a treatment plan for the world's most beloved (neglected for the past 10 years) pet for being T.F. Bundy and whose owners would do anything (within their $35 budget) to fix them

Chapter 21: How to ascribe every redness, itching, or other ambiguous symptom to either (1) the presence of JUST one flea, or (2) dog food.

Chapter 22: How to sell the world' crappiest, unhealthy, most nutritionally sketchy dog food while getting the public to think it's a miracle blend so that you and the dog food company can keep running that scam happily ever after.

My little J'fonda is sick again, last time they said it was just a reaction from eating chocolate. I don't think that is the case this time, it sounds like he isn't breathing super well. I need to get him help, I can't stand to see my pets in pain. http://www.faithfulfriendsanimalhospital.com

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