Vector: "Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they get drunk and go to a sleazy motel. After they get married, the woman keeps nagging at the man at how he's bad at everything, especially his job, and the man says he can't take it anymore. Nine months later, a baby is born.

"Blowing Up the House"

Charmy: "Please don't hit me..."

Vector: "That won't be funny when the cops show up.""A Team That Sleeps Together"

Tails: " He'll have to live down there and get married down there and have kids down there, then the kids will marry each other and have more kids and they'll be hillbillies in the sewer and the banjo playing will drive us insane!""A Big Clog"

Knuckles: Yeah, yeah. Now where's the Master Emerald? [One of Chris' mom's awards falls from a shelf and hits him in the head] DAAAAAAA- !!![cut to outside of Thorndyke Mansion]"Thorndyke Dinner Disaster"

Big: I brought a box of fishing tackle... and the Prince of Darkness. [everyone stares]"Show And Tell"

Charmy: [sees Knuckles in a Chao suit] Are you Knuckles?

Knuckles: [sarcastically] No, I'm actually a giant chao creature.

Charmy: Wow, for a second there I thought you were-

Knuckles:[removes mask] It is me, you dunce!!

"Thorndyke Dinner Disaster"

Tails: I don't remember eating carrots.

Sonic: Ugh, TMI, dude...

Cream: So that's where those went!

"The Night We All Got Sick"

Sonic: "Damn you, milk! You sneaky b******d!"

Tails: Forget it, he's never going to come out of that coma!

Sonic: Werewolves are just made up, like fairies, and Ryan Seacrest.

[Cream bursts in to the bathroom and panickedly shouts] Mr. Knuckles!!! There's a spider in the other room and Cheese won't get it!!!

Knuckles: Cream!

[Cream contuinies to panic]

Knuckles: Cream, Get out! [turns Cream around]

[Cream turns back around and still contuinies to panic]

Knuckles: I said out! [accidentally urinates on her] Whoops...

Cream: [cries]

Sonic: [to Tails] Oh, yeah?! If it weren't for me, you'd still be living with that family of birds!

"If I Didn't Have You"

Knuckles: Chris, no one here respects you enough to get you damn vaccinations.

"Back at the Neverland Ranch"

Sonic: [after seeing Chris run over by a milk truck] Meh, I never liked the kid anyway. He kinda creeps me out.