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If the person is calling in 2013 regarding a 2010 appointment, maybe they need to see someone if they think they can cancel an appointment in the past. Though maybe he thought Mary could send a message back to herself in the past to cancel the appointment before the due date.

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into:The Nitwit Zone

So I look out the window and there is a guy circling the lot in a De Lorean

My father told a story of his Army days, when he was about to be discharged. His officer told him to re up and make it a careet with this admonition : Just remember , out there , There is no one in charge.

2) Having been to a neurologist for epilepsy as a teen, I associated them solely with brain issues. I was diagnosed with Morton's Neuroma in my feet a few months ago, and wasn't having very successful treatment. It wasn't until I found this blog last week and started reading through the archives that I realized a neurologist could help me with a nerve condition, too. (Yes, the prefix "neuro" in both names should have tipped me off. I'm slow sometimes.)

I now have an appointment to get my feet looked at and hopefully stop the pain from recurring so often. So thank you, Dr. Grumpy. Your blog is entertaining and a problem-solver, too!

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