In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men the great difficulty lies in this: You must first enable the government to control the governed, and in the next place, oblige it to control itself. - Alexander Hamilton

Man is a reasoning rather than a reasonable animal. - Alexander Hamilton

"Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams

Some people turn to booze or sex, however my vices are the following:

So if any of you ladies out there have some similar vices and have any interest in an overweight, but working on it, balding, 30something, semi-athletic (beer leagues) guy and are in and around the Pittbsurgh area, feel free to drop me a line. If my wife answers the phone though, just hang up :)