As promised, I give you the story of the infamous, if short-lived, encounter between my fiancé and one Randy Fenoli of Say Yes to the Dress. And, since this has everything to do with Bridal Market, I’m assigning this post double duty by peppering in my short wedding dress round-up throughout the story! Hoorah! {Continue reading…}

So, I’m sure you’ve heard the news, right? Brian put a ring on it! On June 24 in Hawaii, 24-year-old Megan Fox married 36-year-old Brian Austin Green, the slender, sorta cute-ish boy, aka my third choice (it went Brandon, Dylan, then David, my distant third – did you even remember his name was David? I had to look it up) from everyone’s favorite ’90s teen drama, Beverly Hills 90210. They were wed by a Hawaiian priest, and Brian’s son, Kassius (… ok), served as their only witness. Yeah yeah yeah… but have you seen her dress? Because it was totally NOT what I expected Megan Fox to wear on Megan Fox’s wedding day. Totally. Not. What I expected.

First of all, it was white. OMG that was horrible I didn’t mean it. I really like Megan Fox, honest. Ok, getting serious now, here’s what I expected: tight-fitting, glitzy, snug, low-cut, curve-hugging, and sleek. I guessed completely wrong, except for that last detail. It was definitely sleek. But tight-fitting, snug and curve-hugging (which all mean the same thing because I was trying to drive home a point)? Not really. And the glitz and glam factor? Not even close. Here’s Armani’s artistic rendering of what she wore: {Continue reading…}