We’re sure he did a *fabulous* job, Tom. I don’t know, though, I’m thinking I would have put all that effort and money into purchasing a higher quality archery bow, and perhaps some lessons to impress teh ladeez. Just sayin’.

No brain damage around here. We’re just a bunch of humble, evil midget clowns, riding around on our mutant ninja hamsters, looking for acceptance in lonely, lonely intarweb.

CBC Television has announced plans for the revival of the hit Nelvana project “The Raccoons” using a combination of live-action and computer animation. So far, voice-talent Carl Banas has been signed as Schaeffer, and producers are actively seeking the partnership of Megan Follows. William Shatner expressed an interest in introducing an openly psychotic raccoon, but the production company decided against it.

ooh-hoho! Somebody’s Mom is sorry she ever said “Get out of that basement! Go outside and get some fresh air, goddammit!”
And a word to the wise roleplayer–especially those in head-to-toe bathmats–Dry Cleaning. Last StarWars opening, I sat next to a jedi knight that had my eyes watering–and I realized that, nope, I never HAD seen a laundromat on Tatooine…