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I think 4chan decided that it should be a fistfight on the the roof of the burning mansion while Gekka no Duelist plays in the background. Parallel logic battle punctuated by lightning and explosions optional.

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"Something has fallen on us that falls very seldom on men; perhaps the worst thing that can fall on them. We have found the truth; and the truth makes no sense."

Have we ever actually witnessed Battler fighting anyone on the board? I mean I know he loves him some hatrack, but he never actually fights anyone with it.

We don't see it, but Jessica says in episode 1 that they used to fight and wrestle all the time when they were kids and Jessica always won. But now Battler takes steroids I'm surprised he doesn't have anger management issues.

I think 4chan decided that it should be a fistfight on the the roof of the burning mansion while Gekka no Duelist plays in the background. Parallel logic battle punctuated by lightning and explosions optional.

I think 4chan decided that it should be a fistfight on the the roof of the burning mansion while Gekka no Duelist plays in the background. Parallel logic battle punctuated by lightning and explosions optional.

That would be awesome. I would love for Umineko to end that way. I prefer Jessica being the mastermind though. George seems suspicious, Jessica seems like a ditz, she is one of the people who would be least suspected.

That would be epic, not gonna lie. See, you could do that with George, too (and he seems to be the more sensible option of the two what with the aforementioned foreshadowing), but...it just wouldn't be as awesome. Poor average George :P.

Jessica being the mastermind would be one hell of a twist ending, though. And it is a lot easier to act like an impulsive over-emotional teenager when you're actually calm and intelligent than vice versa...

I think 4chan decided that it should be a fistfight on the the roof of the burning mansion while Gekka no Duelist plays in the background. Parallel logic battle punctuated by lightning and explosions optional.

Please let's not fall into such quality thread about one kilometer, brother, rabu rabu kill and fu**ing moon-chan. Seriously let's not bring it over here...

That would be epic, not gonna lie. See, you could do that with George, too (and he seems to be the more sensible option of the two what with the aforementioned foreshadowing), but...it just wouldn't be as awesome. Poor average George :P.

Jessica being the mastermind would be one hell of a twist ending, though. And it is a lot easier to act like an impulsive over-emotional teenager when you're actually calm and intelligent than vice versa...

And it would be full of irony. Battler and Jessica used to fight all the time when they were little, but it was for fun, now they have to fight for real.

Know that no corpses exist except those of characters who have appeared in the story

However, you could argue that it only applies to EP5. But I think that's still an important clue.

That doesn't remove extra corpses like Asumu's or Kinzo's wife though. Since they are also introduced. Although I'd argue your not introduced if your just a mentioned relative. Characters can't be characters that are introduced if they don't have names.

I get the sense Kinzo's wife died quite a long time ago, at least on the order of years, and very possibly over 20 years ago. I'm not sure exactly when, or if they ever really said (or even said she's dead for that matter), but anywhere from 5-20 years seems possible. Either way, I can't imagine that when Granny Ushiromiya died anybody tried to cover it up or otherwise cast doubt on it. And she's probably long since cremated or buried. Doubtful that anyone would use her corpse for anything.

And as for Asumu... that's supposed to have happened six years ago. I wouldn't even want to imagine the condition such a body would be in, let alone how anyone preserved it or got it to the island.

About the only corpse not of one of the 18 original people that might be remotely plausible to be present is Erika's, assuming she ever arrived on the island at all (or had a corpse at all).