Show me a world where the good times never end, and I'll show you, in just a few hours' time, an epic hangover and a parking ticket. Youth in America has spent decades drinking deep the potions of rock and roll, and now its antidotes for the drudgeries of adult life don't pack quite the same punch. Even if rock music still is the great escape, no matter how dark the basement or bright the lights it hides us in, the real world always seems to drag us back.

It is this irreconcilable issue that most inspires the music of Endless Jags, a six-member modern rock band from Portland, whose debut EP takes up the dulled sword of the down-and-out hero and carves out an invigorating stock of rally cries. Its 21 minutes are a mini-monument of defiance, brotherhood, and celebration of glories both earned and unwarranted, as if to prove that the futility of rock immortality is only exceeded by the futility of pretending it doesn't exist.

While each of the record's six guitar-driven songs stand in testament to this, no other two-and-a-half minutes so clearly state the Jags' thesis than "Seen Men," the album's explosive, anthemic opener. We pick it up midgallop; its propulsive, Broken Social Scenic verse soaring into an unforgettable chorus and landing in a choir of gang vocal whoas. Even notwithstanding frontman Oscar Romero's wanderlust lyrics ("keep my back against the storm and lift"), it's a damn near perfect soundtrack for splitsville. That the song doesn't wrap until after a psychishly jittery, organ-driven shakeout fits what might be another Jags m.o.: if you're gonna hit the road, don't forget to bring the drugs.

With barreling rhythms and tortuous riffs, "Trade Show" is one of the most muscular songs that Tyler Jackson, Jags' other frontman, has ever written. Similarly concise and comparably paced, the album's second track claims much different territory than the scorching Romero song preceding it. That's not an accident. The double-barrelled songwriter approach is one of the band's strongest assets. In "B.A. Pariah," they even pull it off mid-song, as Jackson passes the torch midway through his would-be come-downer to a strident Romero, who exultantly rushes it into a rowdy conflagration.

A few listens strips the fuzz off of "Sound Drivers," the album's fourth and arguably best song, which sends Jonas Eule's firecracker drumming and some of Romero's best lyrics down a noisy Wilco-ish route. Unconcerned about wasting the song's central insight in the first line ("too old to grow up/I've had enough"), Romero's never been more believable than he is as "Sound Drivers" unfolds, relishing the syllables of "don't you wanna switch and trip a year in my shoes?/doesn't having nothing sweeten everything you do?" — which makes the irony sting all the sweeter when he damns himself in the song's final act.

Why we live here By now, we've all heard what the people at Forbes magazine have to say about why Portland is at the top of its annual "America's Most Livable Cities" list. We apparently scored a lot of points on a "leisure index."

Exploring deep within Hannah Holmes, the Maine-born, Portland-dwelling science writer, naturalist, and friend to all animals has turned her lens deeply inward in her latest book, The Well-Dressed Ape: A Natural History of Myself .

German birthday cake Tuesday's gift from Portland's Choral Art Society to German composer Felix Mendelssohn, on the occasion of what would be his 200th birthday, will be one of his greatest works (Elijah), and one of their biggest undertakings.

Ghost stories For all of the excitement that surrounded Wilco on the Maine State Pier or Sufjan Stevens at Port City Music Hall or the various sold-out Ray LaMontagne shows of the past year, there is no question that last Sunday's Phish show at the Cumberland County Civic Center was the biggest thing to hit our fair city in a very long time.

Slam Dunk Season Back in the fall of 2008, WJAB sports guy Chris Sedenka hosted Red Claws bigwigs Jon Jennings and Bill Ryan Jr. on his afternoon radio show. They were solidifying their plan to bring an NBA development league basketball team to Portland, Maine, a scheme that — in other circumstances, under others' supervision — had been previously unsuccessful.

Wow, are we jealous From the minute Wilco announced their Solid Sound Festival at MASS MoCA, we’ve wanted to go in the worst way.

UNMASKING AFRICAN RELICS | February 26, 2014 An evocative, transportive exhibit of icons, artifacts, and spirit masks from some of the many, many cultures and “kingdoms” of West Africa, what is now Cameroon and Nigeria.

THE TEQUILA ODYSSEY | February 20, 2014 Each of the city’s drinking establishments has its roots in some primordial myth.

TRUE EFFIN' ARTISTRY | February 20, 2014 Mousa is the new recording alias of Vince Nez, a/k/a Aleric Nez, the name by which he released a nimble, unpredictable record in late 2010.

THE STATE OF SEA SALT | February 12, 2014 A surfeit of salt manufacturers have cropped up in the state over the last few years.

NOT YOUR AUNTIE'S DOOM | February 06, 2014 Sure, it may be Latin for “forest of trees,” but Sylvia more readily conjures some wiseacre aunt, not a burly group of veteran musicians trying to carve new notches in well-trod forms of heavy metal.