"I LOVE YOU"
I love you in the house and over the roof.
I love you outer space.
I love you under the fence and over the room.
I love you in the bushes and out the grass.
I love you in the machine and out the door.
I love you in the drawer and out the light.
I love you stuck behind the door
and stuck behind the pillows
and under the covers.
I love you in the cave.
I love you in the ear and out the mouth.
I love you infinity.
- by Dashiell Martin, age 5

Thanks to Johnny Knoxville, there's a new JACKASS, and it's called DUDESONS IN AMERICA. On a recent trip out west, my son and his cousins took it upon themselves to make some promos for the new series.
Here's Owen, fearless...
As you can see, this basically turned into an excuse to pummel the guy with the camera (me)...
My own son, Dash, with no regard for the human body...
Seen enough? You can watch the real trailer for DUDESONS IN AMERICA, here.
I'll close with a letter of introduction from Johnny Knoxville himself:
The Dudesons are four Finnish f***tards who have come to the US of A to pursue the American dream. Of course, their idea of pursuing the American dream is to do even more stupid crap here than they did back home. Best friends since childhood, The Dudesons have spent their lives performing and documenting on film ingeniously idiotic stunts and pranks. This series will follow these four nimrods as they try to ASS-immilate into our culture by doing the dumbest things imaginable. Can The Dudesons get along with their American neighbors or will their non-stop f-ing around only make the culture clash worse?
Lucky for The Dudesons, they are as lovable as they are nuts, and they are counting on that charm to win over local townsfolk and whatever authorities they'll most assuredly encounter. Watch as the boys try to reach Mars with their own self-built space rocket. Come giggle as the boys try to become cowboys by milking a bull. As an over-optimistic stunt man myself, I think The Dudesons are going to take American by storm. They're hilarious, they got balls, and their hearts are bigger than their brains.
Sincerely and Love,
Johnny Knoxville