The Adelaide music scene: to many of you it might be little more than a touring speed bump between Melbourne and Perth but to us it's a way of life. Feast within, on all its dysfunctioning splendour, as we bring you the highly satirical, laughingly fictional and intellectually imbecile tales from our rock & roll wasteland...

some of you may be aware of a new fangled invention, created by those happy arseclowns at GOOGLE, known as "GOOGLE EARTH".. a vast megalomaniacal scheme to present the entire world in uber shiny interactive high detail atlas form (yeah? big deal) but no.. not only that.. but, wherever possible.. they've also got satellite footage of every major city on earth (and even a few minor ones).. and apparently it's been causing an absolute stink with various shady (democratic?) governments - ie: The United States, The UK, Australia, North Korea, Luxembourg.. since all their military installations, airports, industrial complexes (and creepy gothic Luxembourgian castles) are now available in high detail to any mouth breathing couch disease with a broadband internet connection..

so.. here I am laughing at all these morons and their cold war style paranoia "ooo.. someone can see your precious stockpile of weapons of mass destruction.. OOOOO.. YER IN TROUBLE NOW!! HAAA!"

yeah.. I wuz laughing.. till some lunatic from Switzerland found MY HOUSE..

it's only when you see your own house.. from space.. that you really start to freak.. like.. fucking 'ell maaan.. you can like zoom right in and see cars n trees n shit.. and seriously.. it's makes ya wonder.. if this shit has now gone public.. if any 'ol idiot can access this.. then WOT THE FREAKING-ARSE BLACK OPS SPY / MILITARY SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY AREN'T THEY TELLING US ABOUT!? could they like.. pop our zits.. from space with lasers n shit!?

and yet when you consider the scope of all this.. it also dawns on you.. remember back in the day when everyone wuz reading George Orwell's "1984" and getting all paranoid about "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!" and all that guff about a surveillance society? and then more recently we were all laughing cuz some smartarse ikea heads in some northern european country made it into a reality tv show.. and then spread it like a freaking virus around the world? and we're laughing.. coz now "hey.. look.. we're ALL BIG BROTHERS!" and now we'd want nothing more than to be watched on tv.. picking our arse hairs.. 24/7?