Humbly report I cannot send you either of those burgers muy rapido or even post haste. The Chicken Tatsuta hits the market on Sep. 25 and the Gracoro on Oct. 16. Looks like the Tatsuta is on a bed of shredded cabbage and you may be correct about the gracoro sauce but I couldn’t say for sure. But I can tell you that tsukimi means moon viewing and in food (usually in noodle soups) it means there’s an egg on top (looks like the moon a bit doesn’t it?). I’ll have to wait until Sep. 4 to sample that one.

The Jesse burger easily wins it for me. It even looks like his breath is the source of the fire and smoke as if he were some sort of TT dragon.

I was questioning why there had to be a wait for these new tastes to be released. Was it for product refinement? Or is it that the world is simply not ready for such flavours, and they are rightly giving time for people to ready themselves. I eagerly await your reviews of these products. Be sure to combine them with plenty of Suntory.

Good point Chongster. However the more I look at the Rollo Burger the more convinced I am that it is the most evil one. There’s something about those eyes that shouldn’t be present in a burger. The Chong Burger seems almost at one with the flames, like he’s in his natural environment – the flame griller. There’s a coldness to the Rollo Burger that really scares me. You never really know what the Rollo Burger is going to do. Now that’s something to be worried about.

“There’s something about those eyes that shouldn’t be present in a burger”

I would take it one step back and say that eyes shouldn’t be present in a burger at all, but with fast food who can tell if they are or are not. But yes, Bruce’s eyes are fearsome. Everytime I see them now I have to look away from the screen and scroll away from it or close the window.

I think Japan can only take one special burger at a time. On the other hand, knowing what dates the new ones come out on gives you something to look forward to and brings a little meaning to people’s lives. I know I’ve got the dates marked on my calendar.