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Dundasian

The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.

Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.

The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.

Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.

He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.

Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.

Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."

A small town located in Southern Ontario which has an exceptionally high teen pregancy rate and where the mullet is still the height of fashion. Dundas has recently lost its town charter and has been incorporated in the city of Hamilton. Any place that has been incorporated into Hamilton is one large step closer to hell.

Don't sit on the park benches in Dundas, you may get pregnant.

If you are from Dundas and you complete High School, you are a fucking genious.

I thought being tortured and being force fed my own genitals was terrible until I realised I lived in Dundas.