Canuckistani here, reporting for duty, matey!
Having fled Oz for the Great White North, the partner and I have the (dubious) pleasure of residing in Chilliwack (BC) - navel of the Fraser Valley! We occasionally sneak into Abbotsford, but only after getting vaccinated

Closest thing you will find to strippers in the WEM is (to the best of my knowledge) Hooters. I donâ€™t think that is strippery enough. As for rum, Ima not even 18 yet, but I refuse to let that stop me from partake in holy rituals!! What we need is rum boxes, like the ones i take in my lunches (im starting to sound like im 8 years old). Where we will find juice boxes filled with rum is a bigger problem.

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Just because they have more subs than the Canadian Armed Forces (I can barely say that with a straight face, Armed forces hee hee) is no reason to be afraid. I think we can take 10 fat security guards, and maybe take over the waterpark, as it's the closest thing to tropical in our latitude.

I hate you. I would go to the Edmonton show but i am totally against Red's. Do you happen to listen to a band called Rum Runner based in calgary? Theyre good, kinda like dropkick. I saw them live with the Mad Bomber Society and they kicked ass.

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