Theres a new girl at work
Really fucking hot, 9/10 would bang
Everybody talking about her, she doesn't look interested
Everybody trying to hit on her, she doesn't look very interested
Fucking man up and ask her out on a date
Incredibly shocked she says yes
Damn I feel alpha
Date going great but something doesn't feel right, she whispers to me
"You know what I'd like?"

Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fiddy?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!

A new girl worked at te store where my friend works. She was really nice to him and they became friends and he told me he fancied her. However, after a couple weeks of gong there, she was fired because she didn't come back after her break for several days. Also it turned out she had a boyfriend.