Hedge needs gloves!

Does anyone in the DC area have a pair of MMA/open fingered gloves I can borrow on short notice? I might have just taken a fight for tomorrow.

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Posted On:2/22/2013 10:06am

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Hey Hedge, I just thought of something. It just popped in my head and I'm still trying to get my arms around the idea, so bear with me a minute.

I know it's a bit outside the box, but what if you started acting your age and got a real job?. You know, something other than selling costume jewelry on Etsy that you make with your mommy's help. Maybe something where you get up in the morning at 6 am, arrive at work at 8:00, work until 5:00 with an hour or so for lunch.

Then you could stroll right into any martial arts school or Dick's sporting goods in the country like a big boy and leave with your very own pair of gloves? You wouldn't even have to beg on the internet. Crazy, I know. But it just...might...work. I love it when a plan comes together!

It's good to have backup plans, though. Maybe plan B could be that you don't sign up for **** when you don't have the resources to participate.

Hey Hedge, I just thought of something. It just popped in my head and I'm still trying to get my arms around the idea, so bear with me a minute.

I know it's a bit outside the box, but what if you started acting your age and got a real job?. You know, something other than selling costume jewelry on Etsy that you make with your mommy's help. Maybe something where you get up in the morning at 6 am, arrive at work at 8:00, work until 5:00 with an hour or so for lunch.

Then you could stroll right into any martial arts school or Dick's sporting goods in the country like a big boy and leave with your very own pair of gloves? You wouldn't even have to beg on the internet. Crazy, I know. But it just...might...work. I love it when a plan comes together!

It's good to have backup plans, though. Maybe plan B could be that you don't sign up for **** when you don't have the resources to participate.

Either that, or you could beg like a crackwhore.

He cant do that, workings for evil capitalists dogs. Working would make him a slave to the fat cats he is way above that!

Hey Hedge, I just thought of something. It just popped in my head and I'm still trying to get my arms around the idea, so bear with me a minute.

I know it's a bit outside the box, but what if you started acting your age and got a real job?. You know, something other than selling costume jewelry on Etsy that you make with your mommy's help. Maybe something where you get up in the morning at 6 am, arrive at work at 8:00, work until 5:00 with an hour or so for lunch.

Then you could stroll right into any martial arts school or Dick's sporting goods in the country like a big boy and leave with your very own pair of gloves? You wouldn't even have to beg on the internet. Crazy, I know. But it just...might...work. I love it when a plan comes together!

It's good to have backup plans, though. Maybe plan B could be that you don't sign up for **** when you don't have the resources to participate.

Either that, or you could beg like a crackwhore.

He cant do that, workings for evil capitalists dogs. Working would make him a slave to the fat cats he is way above that!