"Shit... I was outta my body! Lookin' down! Am I dead already? Guys! Where the fuck are you? You here?! Shit. I gotta get outta here. Gotta find the parts for the escape plan!"

— At the beginning of the match (in solo)

"So I guess I'll need to go find the key."

— After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it

"You need to see the color of my money?"

— After attempting to open a door without sufficient points

"Are we forgetting something?"

— After finding all the plane parts but not having built it

"This thing better make it off the ground, Weasel."

— After building the plane

"Get on, c'mon, c'mon, everyone, let's go!"

— After boarding the plane

"Let's get the hell off here, now!"

— After boarding the plane

"Hahaha, we're home free boys!"

— After the plane takes off

"Hold tight, we're flying into a storm!"

— When the plane is in the air

"I got it now, Weasel. I know what you did. You slipped something into my food, something to make me hallucinate all this! What I don't know, is why. Yeah, I get it Weasel. You can be damn sure you'll get it too, soon as I wake up."

— After landing on the bridge

"So this is my punchline. The universe taking its grand revenge for all my misdeeds. Well, I ain't taking it. You hear me? I ain't playing anymore. I don't regret a damn thing. If I had my time over, I'd do it all again. Every fucking part of it. So universe, you wanna know what I think? I think, you can go fuck yourself!"

— After landing on the bridge

"All of that for nothing? I am done with this stuff! You hear me? I'm done. I don't know what the fuck was going on, but I ain't playing no more. Either wake me up, or just fucking kill me already! You hear me?! I'm done!"

— After landing on the bridge

"Fuuuuuck! What do you want from me, huh? I don't know, don't know, is this it? Is this all there is? I escape, but then I don't escape? Somebody, am I supposed to learn something from all this? Answer me, damn you!"

"What's the matter? You can't escape your own guilt? Do you feel it, deep down, nagging, eating away at you? Is that really what you want? What do you think will be waiting for you when you get out, Sal? You think the city will be just as you left it? Can you trust your tenants to keep order? To keep peace? You know the answer to that, don't you Sal? You know human nature, you know what greed can do. They'll fight like rats, over every scrap of turf, every nickel and dime. The only thing waiting for you is chaos, is that really what you want? "

— Talking to himself (whilst downed)

"You worked hard to get where you were, Sal. All those years, pulling and pushing those guys into shape, teaching them the value of respect. You had to kiss-ass to all those creeps at city hall, Mayor's office, and worst of all, Chicago's finest. They were all too happy to take your money. Kickback after kickback, bribe after bribe. Where were they when you really needed them? You worked hard to get where you were, Sal. But that was the outside. Where you were. It ain't where you are now."

— After spotting the map of the island and list of plane parts on the wall in the starting room.

"Did I grab one of these before? What happened?"

— After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife Mode for the first time.

"There was a doorway of some kind! I can't find it now!"

— After finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.

"I don't expect that'll keep 'em for long."

— When repairing a barricade.

"The Irish built half this fucking country, anyway."

— When repairing a barricade.

"This is fuckin' creepy shit... there's like, holes in the walls."

— After finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.

"Check out that big fuckin' dog! This place is getting weirder by the minute."

— After seeing Cerberus for the first time.

"Unless its snappin' at us, who gives a fuck about what the wolf's doin'?"

— when feeding Cerberus.

"WHICH ONE OF US IS STEERIN' THIS THING?!"

— When boarding the Icarus.

"This is all just a game isn't it? A big, twisted, fucked-up game. What am I supposed to do, come to some great realization about my life? Throw myself to the ground, beg for forgiveness? Well I got news for you, not gonna happen."

— When arriving on the bridge.

"It can't end like this every time! What the hell did I do wrong? There has to be a way to break the cycle! How do I do this right? What the hell do you want from me?!"

— After arriving on the bridge.

"Guess if you wanna check out, you do it here."

— After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife Mode for the first time.

"That doesn't sound good."

— After Brutus spawns.

"Hey, I found the sheets guys."

— After picking up the uniform plane part.

"It's time to go!"

— After activating the gondola.

"Well... that went assways from sunday."

— After being revived.

"A few more parts, and we should have somethin' useful."

— After finding two parts for a buildable.

"Aaaaaww hell! AAAAAAAH!"

— After crashing into the Golden Gate Bridge.

"I'LL SEE YOU ALL, IN HELL!"

— After sitting in the electric chair.

"Hey guys! I found us the key."

— After locating the warden's key.

"Maybe this is part of that machine that Weasel was gabbin' about."

— After finding a part for a buildable.

"We should find the other parts, work out what the fuck this is."

— After finding a part for a buildable.

"Is there a point to all that?"

— After Cerberus has left.

"Okay! We got a fuel can!"

— After picking up a fuel canister.

"Got another fuel can!"

— After picking up a fuel canister.

"We should take this to a workbench, see what we can throw together."

— After finding a part for a buildable.

"It's payday boys! We all get a shield!"

— After crafting the zombie shield.

"Don't tell me I don't have dough."

— Trying to buy something without sufficient points.

"What you expect me to do? Find a loan shark?"

— Trying to buy something without sufficient points.

"You want sugar..? I don't have it."

— Trying to buy something without sufficient points.

"Alright! This should keep those fuckin crusties off my back for a bit!"

— When obtaining the Zombie Shield.

"Everything here...it's just a numbers game isn't it Finn? Just like...back outside. All those years at the track waitin' til' the last second before you layed down the cash that would swing the odds in your favor. Everytime you took it right down to the wire. Your used to takin' chances, aren't you Finn? There's nothin' like it either. What now though? Ain't no playback operations gonna change the odds here. Are you still a bettin' man Finn? Wanna bet on how all this will end? "

— Talking to himself.

"It's always the danes, isn't it Finn. It's like they gotta fuckin' sixth sense that leads them right into your blind spot. Angela...how fuckin' stupid can you get. She was an actress Finn, sayin' things she didn't mean was a way of life to her. She never loved you, she was only interested what you could do for her. Not only did you marry her, but you let her know the ins and outs of your business. You shared details Finn, you shoulda known better, secrets are there for a reason pal."

— After spotting the map of the island and list of plane parts on the wall in the starting room.

"Fuse box, kills ya quick, but don't worry, it ain't permanent."

— After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife Mode.

"We gotta use the wall portals if we wanna get around the prison!"

— When finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.

"I recognize the futility of my actions, yet I carry them out regardless."

— When repairing a barricade.

"Once again we only delay the inevitable."

— When repairing a barricade.

"We can see things when were dead, things that we can't see otherwise."

— When finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.

"Won't open without a key..."

— When trying to open something with a Warden's Key lock.

"Here's the master key."

— When obtaining the Warden's Key.

"Here's the key!"

— When obtaining the Warden's Key.

"We need to put these parts together, it might be important."

— When finding a part for a buildable.

"All right, guys, I found the rigging."

— When finding the Rigging plane part.

"I found another can."

— When finding a gas can for Icarus.

"Four more parts and we're out of here."

— When a part is built to the plane.

"We just gotta find the other three."

— When 2 parts are built to the plane.

"We're doin' good. Only two more to go."

— When 3 parts are built to the plane.

"Guess this isn't happening any time soon."

— When trying to buy a door with invalid points.

"Like Icarus, we take flight!"

— While flying on Icarus.

"We're going down?! Again! AAAHHHH!!!"

— After crashing into the Golden Gate Bridge.

"Look out, guys! It's the guard!"

— Said when Brutus spawns.

"Ah, just what we needed. And not a moment to soon."

— Said when the gondola is activated.

"That wolf head on the wall... it wants blood."

— When seeing Cerberus for the first time.

"Keep going! He needs more!"

— When feeding Cerberus.

"Hey guys, I found the rigging."

— After finding the rigging plane part.

"Now that we got the parts...we should really make a break for the roof."

— When all the parts haven't been added to the plane yet.

"Its working! It looks just like my drawings!"

— After building Icarus

"Please work, I don't wanna die..."

— After sitting in the electric chair.

"Since when did Alcatraz become a speakeasy?"

— Drinking a perk-a-cola. This a also a reference to the speakeasies that were running during the Prohibition-era and how most mobsters in Alcatraz were probably in because they ran them.

"Rejection hurts. But it's not the worst thing...is it, Albert? What really hurts is...to be ignored. You know how that feels better than anyone, don't ya? Sure, they want your skills, your expertise, but only on their terms. They don't care what else you have to offer. How different you could be..if only they noticed you. Is that why you lie to them? Why you promise things you can't deliver? Be careful Al, one day your promises may come back and bite you."

— Talking to himself.

"Are you scared Al? You should be. If they don't already suspect you they will soon. And then what? What will you do when the truths revealed, when your whole house of cards comes tumbling down. Will you confess, or will you run? Where will you run Albert? All around the mulberry bush? There's nowhere to run...nowhere to hide...you know there's only one way this is gonna end Al. Poor...poor...Weasel. "

— Talking to himself.

"Tell me what happened yesterday. Gimme one detail about what happened yesterday. Maybe Billy got another psyche exam. Maybe Finn didn't spend half the day on the can. Just give me one specific detail about yesterday, anything!"

"What the fuck? Where am I? What's goin' on? Sal? Finn? You here? The plan, we had a plan, gotta find the parts, gotta get outta here."

— At the beginning of the match (solo)

"Gate's locked, we need to find the key."

— After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it

"Says we need to find the key somewhere now!"

— After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it

"What a surprise! We need a key!"

— After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it

"Maybe we can negotiate!"

— After attempting to open the Mystery Box without sufficient points

"Maybe I don't want it that much."

— After attempting to open a door without sufficient points

"There a reason this costs?"

— After attempting to open a door without sufficient points

"Guys, aren't we supposed to head onto the roof?"

— After finding all the plane parts but not having built it

"C'mon! Hurry it up!"

— After building the plane

"Go, go, go!"

— After boarding the plane

"Start it up, start it up!"

— After boarding the plane

"It's working! It's actually fucking working!"

— After the plane takes off

"S-strange fucking storm."

— When the plane is in the air

"The bridge? The fireworks over the city? Wait a minute, I've been here before. Is there something I have to do? Something I'm supposed to say? Answer me!"

— After landing on the bridge

"How do I stop this? What am I supposed to do? I don't understand! I can't change what I've done, so you might as well just end this! Kill me, kill me right here, right now, I'm not afraid to die!"

— After landing on the bridge another time

"Am I stuck here until I see the error of my ways?! Until I repent? Well you're gonna have to wait a long time. Because I don't regret a damn thing!"

— After landing on the bridge another time

"How do we get outta here?"

— After spending a while on the bridge

"Don't know why I'm doin' this, I'd rather just let them in."

— After repairing a barricade

"This won't last for one minute once they start comin' in."

— After repairing a barricade

"Okay, we're moving!"

— After activating the gondola

"Let's get outta here!"

— After activating the gondola

"Something's coming... something big!"

— After Brutus spawns

"Keep firing, don't let that fucker get close."

— When being chased by Brutus

"What is he, like the fucking boss of the dead or something?"

— When being chased by Brutus

"When you come back, I'll be right here waiting for you!"

— After killing Brutus

"Ah, it's about time that fucking bastard went down."

— After killing Brutus

"How the fuck are there electric chairs on the FUCKING BRIDGE?"

— After the electric chairs spawn

"Let's get this done! RIGHT, NOW!"

— After sitting in the electric chair

"Guess its a shield."

— After building the zombie shield.

"Don't mind if I fuckin' do!"

— After taking a zombie shield.

"Smart idea hidin' something behind the picture."

— After throwing a Hell's Retriever at the poster in the jail cell.

"What? Where back where we started!"

— After returning from the bridge.

"The planes already built. Did I miss somethin'?"

— After seeing the already built Icarus.

"You need help Finn? You sure look like you need help!"

— After seeing Finn O'leary swarmed by zombies.

"Finn's headed into a world of hurt!"

— After seeing Finn O'leary swarmed by zombies.

"Send 'em my way, I'll take 'em!"

— After seeing a player swarmed by zombies.

"Uuuuuuuuuh, sorry Finn, I think your fucked."

— After seeing Finn O'leary swarmed by Zombies.

"Hang in there Sal, I'll do what I can!"

— After seeing Sal Deluca swarmed by zombies.

"You lookin' to me for help, Sal?"

— After seeing Sal Deluca swarmed by zombies.

"You got to fight your way through 'em Sal!"

— After seeing Sal Deluca swarmed by zombies.

"C'mon Weasel! I thought you were good at gettin' outta trouble!"

— After seeing Albert Arlington swarmed by zombies.

"You think they're goin' for the weakest among us?"

— After seeing Albert Arlington swarmed by zombies.

"Can someone else help that stupid prick?"

— After seeing Albert Arlington swarmed by zombies.

"Daddy had no idea, did he Billy? Just a hard workin' Joe. Tryin' to put food on the table for his wife and son. He thought he was the only one bringin' money into the house. He had no idea what was really goin' on. You knew didn't you? You saw and heard everything, even as a lost little boy. You knew what the truth would do if it ever came out. It had to end sometime Billy...you just happened to be the one who ended it."

— Talking to himself.

"It's ironic isn't it Billy? The harder you try not to feel...anything, the more it hurts. You used to think you push it on to someone else, someone who actually deserved it. So many victims, so much pain. But you can't push it away can you, even when you hurt others, doesn't make it stop does it? You outta just accept..what you are Billy, a monster."

"We all thought the same thing, we saw our bodies right before we climbed back in them! Lemme explain somethin' to ya right off the bat... Whatever you do, whatever you say,whatever crazy shit you think of to rationalise this crazy shit remember one thing: It won't fuckin' matter!"

— Albert

After everyone is revived from Afterlife Mode for the first time (co-op)

"There's layers to this shit, it's like peeling back an onion... or some fuckers face!"

"They say a man is known by the company he keeps. I guess that's why they call me a mobster. I wanted bosses like Sal DeLuca to know my name. He built an entire empire off gambling, prostitution and booze, right under the noses of the cops. Sal rarely got his hands dirty; that was my job. Ice 'em, burn 'em...so long as it made the headlines. Then there were the money-handlers, like Al Arlington. If you could get past the greasy smile and the feeling that you were being conned out of your very soul, Arlington was your man. Finn O'Leary. He was the only guy I knew who could cheat a cheater and get away with it. Had a pretty scarlet for a wife, too...too bad she sold him up the river. That's how we ended up here: Alcatraz. They used to call it "evil island"...and we were about to find out why."

"I think I understand. Am I here because of the things I've done? The "bad" things? Am I stuck here until I see the error of my ways? Until I repent? Well, you're gonna have to wait a long time, because I don't regret a damn thing! Kill me! Kill me right here, right now! I'm not afraid to die!"

"They all look at you the same way, don't they, Al? They see a weasel, and a rat. You're a survivor, Al. No shame in that. Even a rat survives. You can take it, whatever they throw your way."

— Albert Arlington

"You killed before, Finn, but it was always business. Not this time though, pal."

— Finn O'Leary

"You know what greed can do. They'll fight like rats."

— Sal DeLuca

"This is all just a game, isn't it? A big, twisted, fucked-up game."

— Finn O'Leary

"You know the answer to that."

— Sal DeLuca

"I can't change the past. I wish I could, but I just can't."

— Finn O'Leary

"Am I stuck here until I see the error of my ways? Until I repent? Well, you're gonna have to wait a long time, because I don't regret a damn thing!"

— Billy Handsome

"It can't be like this forever. There has to be a way to break the cycle."

— Finn O'Leary

"Either wake me up, or just fucking kill me already."

— Sal DeLuca

"What did I do wrong? How do I put things right?"

— Finn O'Leary

"Kill me! Kill me right here, right now! I'm not afraid to die!"

— Billy Handsome

"What's the matter? Can't escape your own guilt? Do you feel it? Deep down, nagging, eating away at you? Is that really what you want? What do you think will be waiting for you when you get out, Sal? You think the city will be just as you left it?"