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Sunday, 7 March 2010

Windows Upgrade for Northerners

After browsing the internet, I happened upon a new Windows upgrade..... for my northern chums. It contained a number of new language updates designed to make it more usable for those people residing in that inhospitable wasteland called 'The North'. Because I am an altruistic / saintly sort of person, I decided that it was only right to share my findings with you.

The following is a demo of the new navigation features in 'Windows N'.

Update 1. Revised 'Start' button

Update 2. Easy to navigate menus

Update 3. Clear prompts

Update 4. Comprehensive help files

Update 5. A new 'translation' feature

The new software is now available at all branches of 'Pound Stretcher', and for a limited period, all new purchases come with a FREE black pudding, and '10% off voucher' for Gala Bingo halls.

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After finishing a PhD in Aerospace Engineering, I spent years globehopping as the MD of various aircraft companies and generally being an international playgirl.
I finally decided to hang up my spanners and spangly sandals and moved from the big smoke to the big outdoors to be a single mother. What does that entail? Dragging along my dog, Naughty George, and starting random businesses in Oxford to keep me entertained.
Oh, and I now have wellies instead of spangly sandals, and fields instead of Starbucks, and I have realised that unlike the city, people in the country generally like to eat the animals they are surrounded by.