She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck throughBreath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill youShe drove a 1973, chevy blazerAnd her legs & her armpits never seen a razor....She had curlers in her hair, window rolled downDip of snuff, spit on the groundDrunk as I was that woman looked good to me........

Now I got this burnin sensation when I peeWhen I'm standin in a public bathroomPeople stop & take a look at me

I got this burnin sensation when I pee

I got this burnin sensation when I pee.. Oh hay hayI got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to meI got creepy crawly crabs crawlin all over meThem itchy little bastards ya' just can't get 'em to leave