"Having MS is like having a new puppy. You lay down the rules of what's allowed but sooner or later someone is going to pee on the carpet"

Thursday, May 5, 2016

There's something seriously wrong with me and my brain

By now all of you should have figured out that I have an odd and dark sense of humor. I have accepted the fact that I cannot stop the odd thoughts that spring into my mind. This is but one example of the crazy stuff that I come up with when I am left unsupervised.

I had a speaking event last night. It was held at a nice restaurant. Everything went quite well. At one point I needed to use the restroom. Built into the wall I saw something that took me a second to figure out. My first thought was that the restaurant had been remodeled and parts of the ‘old kitchen’ area were now used for other purposes. I saw what looked like an oven in what was now the restroom. After a minute or two it finally dawned on me that this was a baby changing table. My mind (the smart ass humor side) then thought how horrible it was that there was a ‘baby oven’ in the wall.

Now really…tell me this does NOT look like a possible oven to you. I giggled about this for quite a while.

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About Me

Warning:

This is a blog of funny stories mostly. There are stories from cruises, marriage and mostly from my job as a dispatcher. I do not post the unhappy stories. There is enough unhappiness in the world without my assistance.

The only exception to this rule is the occasional PSA that I will post.

I am not the best about updating my blog. My stories will be sporadic. I am working on collecting my dispatch stories in a different document that takes a lot of my free time. I hope to someday have a book published with the fun stuff from dispatch.

Most of what will be here are my writings over the years. I like to think I am funny so I hope you enjoy my tales. Even if I only get one smile out of you, I will consider my effort a success.

FYI: Things I post about my life are always based in fact. Some are easily taken as fiction but they are in fact true. Exaggeration is kept to an absolute minimum and used mainly for humor value.