The Guardian: Opposing Linguistic Decay Is Racist

One symptom of our self-induced decline is a conspicuous sloppiness with language, which reflects the prevailing unfocused, undisciplined, unintelligent, self-indulgent, and incompetent state of mind. Linguistic decay is a good thing according to The Guardian. Why? Because to say otherwise is racist:

All other factors equal, people who can speak and write their language properly are superior to those who can’t. However, this opinion could lead to language inequality and is therefore politically incorrect. When utopia is achieved, value will be destroyed in language as in all other areas of life, so that we will all grunt unintelligibly in a single uniform voice, snug in the knowledge that no one is any better.