Someone broke into Kanye West's Hollywood Hills mansion and possibly stole stuff (or possibly didn't), causing the world's proudest MTV blogger to come up with this sentence: "Kanye West learned to keep his love locked down, but he may want to work on his home security system." Zinggggggggg (imagine those g's going on forever)!!! Kanye, who is on tour in Europe with Jay-Z, was not at home at the time of the break-in. Also, Kanye would like you to know that he did NOT accidentally Tweet a naked picture of Kim Kardashian that is actually a naked picture of porn star Amia Miley. [MTV]

Jennifer Love Hewitt's mother Patricia has died of cancer at age 67. "Her family mourns her loss," says a rep. "She was an angel to all who knew her and they are grateful she is now in a better place. They ask for privacy at this difficult time. No further details are being provided." My sincerest condolences. Losing someone isn't any easier just because you could see it coming. [People]

Latinos are under-represented on television, says Eva Longoria: "I think we still have a lot more work to do. In the United States we're 16% of the population, but we're only maybe 10% represented in television and films, so we're still under-represented." As a solution, Longoria envisions a sort of Latino Tyler Perry model: "The African American community does it really well in the US—any time there's a movie out people really get behind it and support it, so the Latino community has to do that." [DigitalSpy]

Matthew McConaughey reveals how he proposed to wife Camila Alves—with that totally annoying box-within-a-box-within-a-box gag: "It was the last gift to be opened and I wrapped it in seven different boxes so Camila would have to keep unwrapping. She got the ring, I took a knee and asked her to marry me and take my name. After a bit, she conceded...thankfully." For their first anniversary McConaughey plans to give Alves a library book in a paper bag with a note that says "It's the thought that counts." [People]

Here is the long-awaited red band trailer ("red band" = hella hella butts) for Magic Mike, a movie about a boy wizard (Channing Tatum) who uses his "magic wand" to make his trousers disappear. [DigitalSpy]

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen turn 26! Us Weekly finally gets down to figuring out which twin is "better." [Us]

If you care what Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's fake vampire child Renesmee is going to look like, go nuts. [JustJared]

You can stop hyperventilating and anxiety-rocking now. I've located the pics of what Eddie Murphy's new girlfriend looks like in a bikini. [MediaTakeout]

Miley Cyrus was seen in public making eye contact and speaking with a man who is not her husband. [Radar]

Twilight's Nikki Reed says that getting married and then immediately having kids is "a mistake." [People]

Andrew WK will be speaking at a My Little Pony convention, according to this press release that makes no sense. "Party party party, she wants to have a party! Pinkie Pie is certainly a party animal, but what happens when you can't be a candy-colored pony in an Equestrian world?" I HAVE NO IDEA. [DigitalSpy]