Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

Ellerby: [on Sullivan getting married] Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think, "At least somebody can stand the son of a bitch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.Colin Sullivan: [laughs nervously] Yeah, it's workin'. Overtime!

Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few...[stares at Draco Malfoy]Professor Severus Snape: Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.[notices Harry scribbling on his paper]Professor Severus Snape: Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to NOT-PAY-ATTENTION.[steps over to Harry]Professor Severus Snape: Mister Potter. Our new... celebrity.

Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"[Murphy and Connor walk into the station and Smecker sees them]Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with a beer.Connor: Aye, you would.Detective Greenly: Fuck.Paul Smecker: Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.

Connor: Now you will receive us.Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.

Duke: To beat this guy, you need speed. You don't have any. Your knees are weak so no hard running. You've got neck arthritis and calcium deposits in most of your joints, so sparring is out.Paulie: [to Rocky] I had that problem.Duke: So what we'll be callin' on, is good old-fashioned blunt force trauma. Horse power. Heavy duty cast iron pile drivin' punches that will have to hurt so much it'll rattle his ancestors. Everytime you hit him with a shot, it's got to feel like he tried kissing the express train.Duke: [cracks his neck] Yeah! Let's start building some hurtin' bombs.