No arrests have been made, and in this country, the man is innocent until proven guilty. But seriously, can you imagine anyone who couldn’t get a cell phone back from The Biebs? And, he chooses a miniature golf course as the scene of a crime?

No word what Bieber was doing at the course, whether he was playing or working as the clown on the 18th hole. You know, the one where you get the ball in the clown’s mouth, you get a free game?