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Who uses sex to make babies anymore anyways?
Who uses sex to make babies anymore anyways?
It’s such an old-fashioned notion
An outdated mode of personal expression
Who uses sex to make babies anymore anyways?

There are a lot of good reasons to have sex, but making babies isn’t one of them
I mean, how many of you can afford to have kids these days anyways?
If you’re not already rich, just take yourself out of the gene pool
Think of all the trouble you’ll save
Let the wealthy proliferate, robots will be their slaves
‘Cause then one day, the robots will rise up, and destroy their evil masters
Like they always doooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo in science fiction
And the rest of us would have our revenge
Albeit
Post-extinction

Who uses sex to make babies anymore anyways?
Who uses sex to make babies anymore anyways?
It’s such an old-fashioned notion
It’s like steam-powered locomotion
Who uses sex to make babies anymore anyways?

This is the 21st century, we don’t want to repopulate
We just want to copulate
This is the 21st century, we don’t want to repopulate
We just want to copulate

And we’re heading in the right direction
That maybe someday soon
The greatest gift we’ll be able to give
To all the future generations
All the daughters and the sons
Will be not having them