I just jerked off to all 15 of them tweaking my nipples and sticking random objects in my butt. Fucking queers, they should be shot for being gay. What? There's nothing wrong with me, I'm straight, faggot. Kiss me?

You know the old saying, the loudest most homophobic men are the ones who love it in the shitter. Or words to that effect. It's still true to this day. It's always the angry spiteful kid who would punch the shit out of you just because you showered once a day not once a month at school which is a clear sign you're homosexual that ends up, as an adult, meeting you in a bar and asking if he can suck your cock.

Then you let him. Then you don't warn him and jizz in his eyes. Oh karma, you tasty fucking man sausage you.