The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest dad bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy dad bloggers on the list, because every dad blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

Actually, I'm so sexy the list couldn't even contain me (ahem, ergo, my not being on it). Nothing can contain me! I'm like that giant blue dewd. You know, the one named after a famous NY city? Only I wear boxers not mankini drawers! tee hee

Dangit. This is my first time here, and you have no idea who I am, but I'm still disappointed to have not made the list. Another Top 25 Sexiest List that I've missed out on. (the last one being Top 25 Sexiest Living or Non-Living Things in Our House)

I sense that there may have been some bias in the ordering of the sexy dad bloggers. I was just going to say that I would go check the others out, and then felt bad that I was going to 'check out' a dad. That makes it seem like I'm hitting on dads somehow.

Oh man, is this a yearly list? Do we have to send head shots or what? A little about myself that may help.
– I am Canadian so bonus points right away.
– I am in fact a Mountie (no, I’m serious) so the stereotype is in tact.
– I sing in a rock band that really only practices in my friends basement and never plays actual shows.
– I also love backpacks.
– Sometimes I hum the theme to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in my head and somehow feel cooler.
– I totally relate to the song “I’m Sexy & I Know It”

That’s all, if you are interested in selecting me as a Sexy Dad, please send all correspondence and/or hate mail to chris at canadiandad dot com

Perhaps I’ll work on the “rough around the edges” list for those of us less fortunate, and thus less likely to be read. More like stumbled across through an accidental click, glossed over, and then back-buttoned to oblivion. One can dream.