Yes this is a blatant theft of the outline that Jess uses on her page, but I asked permission. Why?? Because I am a hardcore admin and can make ugly tables to make you developers frustrated, but this was too nice to pass up.

Also Known As: Chris Miller (when awake)

Boring Certifications: (only because someone asked twice)

Workplace Collaboration Services 2.5 - Team Collab and Messaging

Domino 7 Certified Security Administrator

PCLP ND7

PCLP ND6

PCLP R5

PCLP R4

CLP Collaboration (soon to be retired Aug 2006)

random former R4 exams

CLI for numerous admin areas including Domino, Sametime and Workplace

CLP Insane

Yes, I write some of those dreaded admin cert exams you take. I won't say which ones so you don't come looking for me, but I will
say they are the real good recent ones that have been coming out.

Weapons/Equipment:

At work an IBM 2 GHz

At home a plethera of 6 machines with various Windows versions and Red Hat on a wired/wireless LAN

A Toshiba E740 with 802.11b (yes geek toy)

An Apple 40GB iPod that is filled to the brim

Compaq RioPort MP3 player (now in storage)

An EBook (REB1100) also for travel (Love that darn thing)

Verizon and they always seem to know how to find me, damn cell

Animals:

One dog, a Pug. He has been on this world before and seems to understand slippers and a fine cigar. Mind you that is him in the chair and not me.

Let us now also add a deranged cat that is in the process of being toilet trained. Update: Toilet traning was very very close.

Music:

Non-stop. At my desk, in my car, walking to work and back to my car downtown. In the house there is a crazy zoned set-up for you home automation geeks.

I am a self-proclaimed MP3 fiend, to which I have tried rehab 4 billion times to no avail. Next is the MP3 hard-drive for the car that I found. Now what kind of music you ask? I will never tell.

Languages:

Incredibly fast English

Very slow Spanish

Emoticon-ese

Learning Korean

HTML

Advanced Sarcasm

Geek class special abilities:

Notes/Domino overdrive

Workplace

Sametime

Active Directory (huh? kidding)

Quickplace

LMS, LVC and the other L's of elearning

Windoze junk

MS Exchange versions

LAN

TCPIP

Server Iron

Yeah, yeah it goes on some

Skills:

Get back to you here

Spells:

Hershey’s Stomach of Holding: Jess and I are fighting over who eats more chocolate. TWDUFF can help me out and vouch for me.

Character Bio:

This will take far more time than I have today. I will start with I was born and still live in St. Louis, MO. Even though for a couple years I was never, ever here and always on the road, this is smack in the middle of the US. Everything is just a few hour flight. That part is nice. No beach/ocean/coast isn't the best. But with the travel I make up for it.