Enviro-Weenies Barricade Themselves Inside Keystone XL Pipe in Texas

Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit suggests this would be a “good time for a flow test.” I couldn’t agree more! Or, possibly, we could get a hold of the Bikers who recently dealt with PETA weenies crashing their gathering. Let’s just say the PETA maggots will be thinking twice before they want to behave badly at a biker gathering again.

Of course, smoke bombs would work well in this situation, too—smoke ‘em out. Or how about tossing some dog biscuits in the pipe and releasing some rabid pitbulls at each end? Venomous snakes? Yeah … I could do this all day long.