Left-Wing Muppets: Miss Piggy Comes Out as Pro-Choice Feminist

The devolution of the once lovable, unifying, irreverent Muppets into tired, preachy left-wing scolds, is one of the real tragedies of modern-American culture. The Muppets were once awesome, brilliant, hilarious, charming, patriotic, and completely unique.

If you are “pro-everything,” you are pro-choice. If you are pro-choice and pro-life, being pro-choice renders a pro-life stance meaningless.

Other than breaking our hearts, The Muppets have paid a real price for this cultural and political divisiveness. Their big comeback movie underperformed in a big way. Their second movie outright flopped.

Now the Muppets are moving to where all Leftists move when they can’t grab a big a audience: television — a world where even the criminally low-rated Jon Stewart, Tina Fey, Lena Dunham and CNN can pretend to be stars.