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Chocolate Earth T-Shirt

Wouldn’t it be great if the entire world fit the description shown on this shirt? Rivers would run brown with delicious chocolate currents, and hills of decadent almond clusters could be devoured to change the landscape at will. Volcanoes would explode with jelly; then later, cover the surrounding area in a cloud of coconut ash. Yes, the world would be a better place, especially for kids, if it only were made out of the same ingredients that we use to make candy.

Fortunately, though, that’s not the case. Can you imagine the environmental effects this would have if mountains could simply be devoured? How dehydrated we’d be if our only source of water were found in trace amounts, hidden inside other ingredients? It’s a good thing this awesome dream world is confined to this adorable kid’s shirt, so they can dream about a better place, far outside the rules governing reality. The next time your little one wants a chocolatey snack, or happens to be learning about the different layers that make up the planet we live on, hand them this shirt. It’s extra soft, comes in multiple sizes, and a distinguished shade of brown, to match the chocolate on which it is based.

At least this way, the planet Earth isn’t directly responsible for your next dentist bill.