Hi, my name is Envy not that I want te to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the Bar:"Okay who the hell ha rubato, stola my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like te Envy." detto Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait te should tolatally have mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay te might want to practice on someone before that way y... you...