You know, Adam, you could add a “I need…” feature to the website where you could solicit ideas for an upcoming strip. “I need variations of 007 movie titles using fruit puns.” If there are any true gems, they could appear in thath upcoming strip. Let some of your readers be “in” the strip in addition to commenting on it. Even if the ideas are all stinkers, it could be a fun diversion. Just a random thought…

Many of these are great and I won’t try to top them. I’m just surprised that it’s gone this long without anyone citing Monty Python’s “How to Defend Yourself Against Fresh Fruit”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

And ditto on Lance Thruster’s question, Adam, though I’m not usually into hallucinogens.

I was going to suggest “Piefall,” but then I remembered that there are non-fruit-based pies. It would be a disaster – at the sight of the first custard pie, the audience would stand up and rush the box office, demanding refunds as they brandish half-eaten produce. One consessioner would have to be rushed to the hospital for grievous coconut wounds.