As we power down 2016 and gear up for Christmas, most of us are starting to think about that perfect, queer and quirky gift for those special people in our lives. Never fear, London Titans FC are here to help with a charity auction and prize raffle stuffed full of festive and fruity prizes.

When I was first told that a colleague of mine had been to see a psychic pussy, I wasn't sure how to react. "No really, it's fascinating," they said. "It knew all about his varicose veins and bad back."