Yessss!!! Seek a thing… Work towards it, say it out loud and the universe will conspire to make it happen. One cannot deny the arrogance and impetus of this man but, boy… is he living his dream. So let me first announce it here… I will own an oil bloc!!!!

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 – when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 – Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 – one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal – when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 – When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.
6- the father’s name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 – one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 – Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 – Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 – when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 – it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 – In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 – one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 – one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too earl

Manchester as a City will be interesting next season. Mourinho and Zlatan on one side with Pep on the other side who they don’t like. I can imagine the hot spots with Mou and/or Zlatan running into Pep. Hard staring, blanking, eyeing/eye balling, hissing…Bring it on.