Linked this in the chat and everyone said it was lame but I honestly think it's awesome: The dude can actually spit and the way he's being completely serious with the song but throwing in references to Pokemon ( Putting the World in my pocket since I was four feet tall/still trying to fit all of my dreams in a Pokeball), the constant flashes of the anime within the vid and him walking through the streets like he's "real" or something makes it so absurd I don't see how it can be anything but awesome.

So I got this girl in the sex nid-arena Getting ready to put my Poke-flue in between her. First I take it slow bro, you know, play it Tentacool When I Poliwag my Weedle oh how it makes her drool I’m hard as a rock, and this girl seems hooked on onix Cause she puts her Meowth on my Pidgey and takes it like a bong hit Then she’s starting to Machoke, which isn’t very cool I don’t want to risk the Chance, see, of being Tentacruel With the greatest swiftness, I slide off her Kabutop And make her great paras come unleashed and drop She’s seaking to be drilled, while I’m hoping she’s infertile Playing with those jigglypuffs, trying veno-not to Squirtle I Exegcute that foreplay, and now I’m ready to Cubone Trying to finish quickly before her Mr. Mime gets home But she stops before I can start the Manky Panky And Says “Since I had to Staryu, you have to Starmie” So since she did me, I guess I have to Ditto I get down on my knees and pone-eat a Pidgetto Give her a Slowpoke before I dive into that girl And attack her cloyster with a full polywhirl I Lickitung her Lapras, tasting on that Magicarp-et Hoping she’s not Krabby, that’d be gastly and would make my heart sick Yes that Persian rug was clef-hairy, but I didn’t really mind Since I could ring the Victory bell, I was getting some behind Down there for so long, I came up Koffing and Wheezing I got her seel of approval though, cause she’s Growlith-ing and breathing Wanting to gravel her, feeling so sand-shrewd Give her an electabuzz with my spear-oh too I’d tell you her name, but don’t think she’s a whore, see? Not to many get her rapidash, tonight she’s just rhyhorn-y, So I start Rhydon like the Machamp, feel like I could roar Going so hard that I probably made her ivy sore She wanted my Arbok so I gave her gear a dose Going so hard that her Mew almost tauros Inside that butterfree, feeling like a charmelon bucks Constantly Jolteon her from the power of my Psyduck Now I must have gone and jinxed it, somewhere in the equation Cause she started getting drowzee during the copulation I didn’t even notice, I kept going at her Golbat But then something seemed Oddish when I she started to snorelax I tried to wake her up, zu-but she was pory-gone And she’d have to be awake before I’d get my flare on. Of course I felt gloom, I thought I had been charming’ her And now I can’t Grime her voltorb or I’ll be harming her My Dewgong can’t Muk, and if he does it’d be rude But this is still better then the time I brought home a Geodude With my pants down and my bell sprouted, I feel I got to doduo So I Maro-walked into the bathroom, and when I leave, what do I view? That my girl’s awake again-gar, which seems kind of farfetched And provoked some Poliwrath at the thought that she fake-slept I asked her what was wrong, does she not like it when I pinsir? And she responded with, “Calm down a second, Spencer. If you think your sex is good, your wrong, if you think your hip, no, The only thing you’re good at is Nintendo.” I love this girl a magneton, and hearing that was wiggly tough. The eevee-ning had started well, but now was turning rough Told her “Wait a parasect, please stay the omanyte, You’re my goldeen girl, and if you leave I magne-might E-raticate my life, cause you are my pharaoh! It’s to early in the night to give me the kabuto!” And she says, “Way back when, when I first took a peek at you. I thought you were kind of cute and that you’d want my mew too. I felt electrodes in the air when I saw you and you saw me But that was before I knew your Diglett was so Dragtini!” I didn’t know the size of my Dodrio mattered, and my god, Here I thought we were like two Caterpies in a Metapod I hope the memories of me haunt her, I hope she never leaves her shellder “I hope you see dra light soon,” I go and I tell her. “I know you think your hot shit, but I’m actually exegg-cuter. I’m the omastar, the Kingler, I can find another suitor. I’m sorry about the time I gave you Wartortles and blisters Or when I suggested a dugtrio with your sister. But if you still want go, I won’t beg like our canine. Golduck with your life, I’m having a Blastoise with mine.” And that night, Misty left me, I felt so vileplume I reckons that dragon night was the beginning of the doom But I guess men are from Magmars women from Venusaur And every thing tangelable, there’s a reason for I learned this the next week, when bad news filled the dragonair My heart got machopped in half like a scyther giving it a tear A phone call from her mother told me a kakuna in her head Had attached to her vulpix, and now Misty was dead. I thought it was a cle-fable that those things were hitmon-lethal I had heard eight or ninetales about gol-them from different people But I still couldn’t believe it, I started weepin, belting out tears Cuts and slashes vaporeonizing all of our years It was like Riach-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres, and she’s gone And I can’t abra kadabra with some magic wand No alacazam and she reappears, I feel like a primeape They could have caught the growth but the Kangascans came back to late I pidgey-ought to have known better, but the news was quite charz-hard My heart felt bulba-sore, was permanently scarred She was my Nidoqueen, I should not have nido-ran I wanted to be her Nidoking, but I felt more like a hitman-chan If I hadn’t nidoran, would she still be with us? Or is my poke-love just to damn venomoth? Insides numb like the artic, you know that feeling A gun ratatta-ed my heart and I’m just waiting for the healing But I don’t regret getting hit with cupid’s arrow-dact-all Relationships are like pokemon, you gotta catch em’ all.

I just listened to the guy's mixtape “After School Special”, which is free to download on his website. He's a pretty good lyricist. He used the themes from Pokemon, Power Rangers, Family Matters, Goosebumps, All That!, Doug, Golden Girls, The Price is Right, and Reading Rainbow. If you liked the video in the link, Charizard, I suggest listening to his mixtape.

So I got this girl in the sex nid-arena Getting ready to put my Poke-flue in between her. First I take it slow bro, you know, play it Tentacool When I Poliwag my Weedle oh how it makes her drool I’m hard as a rock, and this girl seems hooked on onix Cause she puts her Meowth on my Pidgey and takes it like a bong hit Then she’s starting to Machoke, which isn’t very cool I don’t want to risk the Chance, see, of being Tentacruel With the greatest swiftness, I slide off her Kabutop And make her great paras come unleashed and drop She’s seaking to be drilled, while I’m hoping she’s infertile Playing with those jigglypuffs, trying veno-not to Squirtle I Exegcute that foreplay, and now I’m ready to Cubone Trying to finish quickly before her Mr. Mime gets home But she stops before I can start the Manky Panky And Says “Since I had to Staryu, you have to Starmie” So since she did me, I guess I have to Ditto I get down on my knees and pone-eat a Pidgetto Give her a Slowpoke before I dive into that girl And attack her cloyster with a full polywhirl I Lickitung her Lapras, tasting on that Magicarp-et Hoping she’s not Krabby, that’d be gastly and would make my heart sick Yes that Persian rug was clef-hairy, but I didn’t really mind Since I could ring the Victory bell, I was getting some behind Down there for so long, I came up Koffing and Wheezing I got her seel of approval though, cause she’s Growlith-ing and breathing Wanting to gravel her, feeling so sand-shrewd Give her an electabuzz with my spear-oh too I’d tell you her name, but don’t think she’s a whore, see? Not to many get her rapidash, tonight she’s just rhyhorn-y, So I start Rhydon like the Machamp, feel like I could roar Going so hard that I probably made her ivy sore She wanted my Arbok so I gave her gear a dose Going so hard that her Mew almost tauros Inside that butterfree, feeling like a charmelon bucks Constantly Jolteon her from the power of my Psyduck Now I must have gone and jinxed it, somewhere in the equation Cause she started getting drowzee during the copulation I didn’t even notice, I kept going at her Golbat But then something seemed Oddish when I she started to snorelax I tried to wake her up, zu-but she was pory-gone And she’d have to be awake before I’d get my flare on. Of course I felt gloom, I thought I had been charming’ her And now I can’t Grime her voltorb or I’ll be harming her My Dewgong can’t Muk, and if he does it’d be rude But this is still better then the time I brought home a Geodude With my pants down and my bell sprouted, I feel I got to doduo So I Maro-walked into the bathroom, and when I leave, what do I view? That my girl’s awake again-gar, which seems kind of farfetched And provoked some Poliwrath at the thought that she fake-slept I asked her what was wrong, does she not like it when I pinsir? And she responded with, “Calm down a second, Spencer. If you think your sex is good, your wrong, if you think your hip, no, The only thing you’re good at is Nintendo.” I love this girl a magneton, and hearing that was wiggly tough. The eevee-ning had started well, but now was turning rough Told her “Wait a parasect, please stay the omanyte, You’re my goldeen girl, and if you leave I magne-might E-raticate my life, cause you are my pharaoh! It’s to early in the night to give me the kabuto!” And she says, “Way back when, when I first took a peek at you. I thought you were kind of cute and that you’d want my mew too. I felt electrodes in the air when I saw you and you saw me But that was before I knew your Diglett was so Dragtini!” I didn’t know the size of my Dodrio mattered, and my god, Here I thought we were like two Caterpies in a Metapod I hope the memories of me haunt her, I hope she never leaves her shellder “I hope you see dra light soon,” I go and I tell her. “I know you think your hot shit, but I’m actually exegg-cuter. I’m the omastar, the Kingler, I can find another suitor. I’m sorry about the time I gave you Wartortles and blisters Or when I suggested a dugtrio with your sister. But if you still want go, I won’t beg like our canine. Golduck with your life, I’m having a Blastoise with mine.” And that night, Misty left me, I felt so vileplume I reckons that dragon night was the beginning of the doom But I guess men are from Magmars women from Venusaur And every thing tangelable, there’s a reason for I learned this the next week, when bad news filled the dragonair My heart got machopped in half like a scyther giving it a tear A phone call from her mother told me a kakuna in her head Had attached to her vulpix, and now Misty was dead. I thought it was a cle-fable that those things were hitmon-lethal I had heard eight or ninetales about gol-them from different people But I still couldn’t believe it, I started weepin, belting out tears Cuts and slashes vaporeonizing all of our years It was like Riach-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres, and she’s gone And I can’t abra kadabra with some magic wand No alacazam and she reappears, I feel like a primeape They could have caught the growth but the Kangascans came back to late I pidgey-ought to have known better, but the news was quite charz-hard My heart felt bulba-sore, was permanently scarred She was my Nidoqueen, I should not have nido-ran I wanted to be her Nidoking, but I felt more like a hitman-chan If I hadn’t nidoran, would she still be with us? Or is my poke-love just to damn venomoth? Insides numb like the artic, you know that feeling A gun ratatta-ed my heart and I’m just waiting for the healing But I don’t regret getting hit with cupid’s arrow-dact-all Relationships are like pokemon, you gotta catch em’ all.

Linked this in the chat and everyone said it was lame but I honestly think it's awesome: The dude can actually spit and the way he's being completely serious with the song but throwing in references to Pokemon ( Putting the World in my pocket since I was four feet tall/still trying to fit all of my dreams in a Pokeball), the constant flashes of the anime within the vid and him walking through the streets like he's "real" or something makes it so absurd I don't see how it can be anything but awesome.