I wonder what kind of conversati9on you have with yourself just prior to exposing your manhood to an unwilling audience?

"I don't know, she might be an undercover cop...but she's gorgeous. I'd ask her out, but I don't get paid until next Friday. Ask to exchange numbers? Naw, she might not be interested because my shoes aren't new and I don't have on my good clothes. Shiat, this will be the only chance that I'll have to show her what I'm packing. I'm sure once she sees my flaccid man meat, she'll immediately get as moist as velvet cupcake and it'll be just the ice breaker I've been looking for. Sexy time, here I come!"