Lyrics:
Gonna put you
Put you into a new continuity
Bumblebee's a ******
And Megatron is trying to sell his coo-ookies
Wheeljack you're such a big jerk
Jazz is a stereotype
And hound's pretty dumb
Transform into a big red truck!
Transform into a shiny shiny gun!
The
The
The amazing
Adventures of the transformers
Watch it with me
The
The
The amazing
Yes this is what we call an!
Abridged Series!

Gonna show you
Show you
Show you a world
You never thought you'd see
Prowl's busy complaining
And redneck hopes to get to fight the enemy!
Soundwave is outdated technology
And starscream sounds a lot like spongebob
Transform into a Porsche 924!
Transform into a very senile ambulance!
The
The
The amazing
Adventures of the transformers
Watch it with me
The
The
The amazing
Yes this is what we call an!
Abridged Series!
Transform into a film camera!
Transform into a fairly angry crane!
The
The
The amazing
Adventures of the transformers
Watch it with me
The
The
The amazing
Yes this is what we call an!
Abridged Series!