Just released from NASA! The moon is actually NOT made out of green cheese!

11/28AP- Scientists at the Johnson Space Center have announced that after careful research, it has been found that Earth's moon is apparently NOT made out of Green Cheese. "It's hard to believe," revealed Dr. Whatchamacalit, the head Shishkabob at the JSC, "but taste-testers are unanimous in saying that instead of being made out of rich, wholesome green cheese, the Moon is actually made out of Swiss chocolate. The tests were double-blind, in the most scientific manner, with both eyes being covered by a handkerchief and the testers having no idea what they were putting in their mouths." Swiss chocolatiers refused to answer phone calls, but it was learned through an anonymous source that the Man on the Moon is a large depositor in Swiss banks.

_________________“Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.” -Anonymous