Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Well ... it wuz brownish ... had four legs, and as many feet ... rather large ears ... din't say much ... about four feet tall ... no tattoos or distinguishing marks ... y'know ... ya see one deer, y'all've perty much seen 'em all ... unless they's the horny variety ... them have certain characterisiticalness that can be distinct ...