Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Time to get the government to give you money for your own personal failures is running out! You can go here to get your very own bailout application. You have to be a bank to qualify but you can always pull an American Express and suddenly become a bank. They won't care. It's not their money.

I hear next year you won't even have to be a bank! Pelosi and company want to cast the net to help out the auto industry. No telling where they'll go next.