finn's ridiculous annual injury

Friday

Jul 27, 2012 at 12:01 AMOct 18, 2012 at 5:20 PM

After an accidental puppy bite in his ear, last year's summer sled/bike/gravel incident and last night's shenanigans, I'm certain Finn will likely entertain us each year with some bizarre injury. Here's the scoop:

There were nine children in my basement, seven of whom were female. I was carrying a laundry basket upstairs when the most shrill, intolerable screaming began underfoot. As I flew down the stairs, I was literally terrified about what I would see when we met at the basement door.

What I encountered was louder screams and the most blood this parent has ever seen.

It was pouring down the back of Finn's head and down his back. It was all over my shirt, shorts and in the nooks and crannies of my watch. I grabbed towel after towel to clean it up so I could actually see the injury, which was endlessly evasive. After cleaning it like crazy, the bleeding abruptly stopped and I got the story while we iced the lump on his head.

Finn was climbing an old punching bag that was propped next to a refrigerator. There were two 5-pound hand weights on the fridge. When he jostled the punching bag, he rattled the fridge and the weights fell off onto his head. (What?) All nine children are sticking by this story.

Of course, my brother, his wife and my nieces were on their way over for a night of swimming. Finn was distraught that he'd miss the event. Since the bleeding stopped, I asked him to wash off in a bath and we'd see if it started back up. It didn't, so I acted like the seasoned mom of three that I am, and I let him go to the pool.

But when he hit the chlorinated water, that thing freshened up and started bleeding again. A lot. A vicious fight ensued, but Finn lost and Mike took him to urgent care.

In the end it turned out to be a deep puncture wound (from a hand weight?) that did not need stitches. It was good that they went though; we needed their help getting it clean. Mike called to tell me what happened and we all decided to meet at Oberweis for a treat.

When I got there, I was shocked to see blood pouring down the back of Finn's head again. "They left it like that?" I asked. "I thought they had it all cleaned up!"

"They did," Mike grimaced. "I ran into (our friends) Brent and Johanna and when I went to shake Brent's hand, I accidentally punched Finn in the back of the head with my fist! Don't tell him!"

Seriously, this first week off of summer sports could not be any more relaxing!

After an accidental puppy bite in his ear, last year's summer sled/bike/gravel incident and last night's shenanigans, I'm certain Finn will likely entertain us each year with some bizarre injury. Here's the scoop:

There were nine children in my basement, seven of whom were female. I was carrying a laundry basket upstairs when the most shrill, intolerable screaming began underfoot. As I flew down the stairs, I was literally terrified about what I would see when we met at the basement door.

What I encountered was louder screams and the most blood this parent has ever seen.

It was pouring down the back of Finn's head and down his back. It was all over my shirt, shorts and in the nooks and crannies of my watch. I grabbed towel after towel to clean it up so I could actually see the injury, which was endlessly evasive. After cleaning it like crazy, the bleeding abruptly stopped and I got the story while we iced the lump on his head.

Finn was climbing an old punching bag that was propped next to a refrigerator. There were two 5-pound hand weights on the fridge. When he jostled the punching bag, he rattled the fridge and the weights fell off onto his head. (What?) All nine children are sticking by this story.

Of course, my brother, his wife and my nieces were on their way over for a night of swimming. Finn was distraught that he'd miss the event. Since the bleeding stopped, I asked him to wash off in a bath and we'd see if it started back up. It didn't, so I acted like the seasoned mom of three that I am, and I let him go to the pool.

But when he hit the chlorinated water, that thing freshened up and started bleeding again. A lot. A vicious fight ensued, but Finn lost and Mike took him to urgent care.

In the end it turned out to be a deep puncture wound (from a hand weight?) that did not need stitches. It was good that they went though; we needed their help getting it clean. Mike called to tell me what happened and we all decided to meet at Oberweis for a treat.

When I got there, I was shocked to see blood pouring down the back of Finn's head again. "They left it like that?" I asked. "I thought they had it all cleaned up!"

"They did," Mike grimaced. "I ran into (our friends) Brent and Johanna and when I went to shake Brent's hand, I accidentally punched Finn in the back of the head with my fist! Don't tell him!"

Seriously, this first week off of summer sports could not be any more relaxing!