Because she doesn’t seem to do much of anything else, Kim Kardashian went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with a friend, and that friend could have been named Hitler Stalin Satan Babyfucker III and nobody would have noticed because Kim also managed to cram her giant mom breasts into her top once again. She’s also being praised by some because she gave a valet attendant a $100 tip for retrieving her Rolls-Royce, but at the same time she was also ticketed because she literally parked that same car wherever the fuck she felt. In the end, though, we can call this one a draw, because it didn’t involve her filming her TV show or pretending that her marriage is real, so no harm, no foul, all tits.