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"The face of the operation is Briatore (referred to exclusively in the film by his colleagues and angry, chanting detractors as "Flavio"), an anthropomorphic radish who spends most of his time at QPR plotting to fire all of the managers."

At press time, Harbaugh had sent Michigan’s athletic department an envelope containing a heavily annotated seating chart, a list of the 63,000 seat views he had found unsatisfactory, and a glowing 70-page report on section 25, row 12, seat 9, which he claimed is “exactly what the great sport of football is all about.”

I Think You Mean "Cooler," Sir

I would normally throw this in a UV, but this warrants a little shrine all its own. Via the M-Zone, this is the best summation of Ohio State's contribution to the national culture ever recorded in a bathroom and posted to youtube:

"True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise - the other, loyalty." — Yost

"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost

Unlike some of you misanthropes, I try to give all people the benefit of the doubt because it's what the baby Jesus would do. Here are three possibilities:

He's reading the transcript of something his adorable 3 year old niece said, adding "yo" and "motherfuckin" here and there just for comedic effect.

He, through no fault of his own, has a severe mental illness that makes him think he is his 3 year old niece.

He's a Michigan fan who was kidnapped and locked in an OSU fan's elaborately appointed bathroom with a camera. He was told to record a ransom plea but, being a Michigan fan, couldn't resist mocking his captors.

Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.

Just... what? What puts these ideas into people's heads and makes them want to share their [hopefully] worst moments ever with the entire world?
In this same category, I just happened across another great M-Zone find that I somehow missed a year ago, but which competes with this for Ultimate Misguided Fan Tribute, while also providing another tally in the "Con" side of the "Mascot?" ledger.

I'm not sure I can ever take a poop again without thinking about tSIO now. However, I'm not sure that is a good thing or a bad thing. I'm inclined to believe that, liking tSIO and fecal material is somehow a natural and normal thing. When I take a big one I'll let you all know. Or, maybe not.

Eleven Warriors linked to TWIS yesterday, (and actually gave Mr. Cook props) and warned Ohio fans that the Internet was not always their friend. This is exhibit A for that fact. I would love to hear either eleven warriors or the ozone comment on this. I'm know you guys are lurking . . . what say you?

“Top to bottom Michigan is about excellence, greatness. You have my pledge I will carry forward the excellence of Michigan football." Jim Harbaugh, December 30, 2014

Not everyone is a perfect person in the world. I mean, everybody does....poops, shits, pees on you, pees on me. I just feel people need to give him a chance. I always look up to the dude in the video and I always will because I still think he's one of the best poopers to me and I just love his rap, yo"

"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost