A Taste of Chocolate

Listen, kids. I know you've heard it all before. Don't do drugs. Don't take candy from strangers. But no one ever told you not to take candy drugs from strangers. So I'm telling you now. Chocolate can be very addictive. If you don't know the person giving it to you, don't take it! By the way, I'm Steve. Nice to meet you, too! Here. Want some chocolate?

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