You Obviously Want More Of Rihanna's Fleshy GQ Shoot

It's cool, you don't have to hide it. We noticed you acting all tight-faced and weird like you have to pee or something, and we know that means you're trying to peep more of Rihanna's sweaty shoot she did for GQ. Do you feel this way because you feel burned by the uncensored "Unapologetic" cover? Don't hide your feelings from us, we're your friends!

And now we can see just exactly how fake that fake album cover was. Rihanna's boobs are much more interesting (and pierced) than the one presented before, and now we know the difference. There shall be no more lies regarding Rihanna's rack. Anyone attempting to fabricate photos of her funbags will be punished to the full extent of the law.