[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saphir Eagle
*browsing bnet*
bnetception?[/quote]
*actually what I do during every class*
*looks up from computer and eyes rest of class*
lolnope. I'll just learn this later...

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain
"We need some more graphic violence!"
*Breaks into a local Gamestop and steals all their copies of Halo 4 and CoD Black Ops*
*Starts bonfire, tossing in the copies of the games, and tosses in Ms. Stacey (sorry babe, students and teachers can't exactly have relationships) and Raptor (I hope your -BLAM- hole feels beter soon!).[/quote]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tackles him and saves a copy of Halo 4*
*Runs off*[/quote]*Calls in Bungie*
"Hey, we've got a runner. We'll get him after phase 2."
*I send a text to every member of Bungie, and they proceed to do the same thing I did. I call Jenkins and inform him of the runner.*
*Calls up Marty O'Donnell*
"Hey Marty! It's Carpet! It's time for phase 2. Get the bombs ready in 343i, Activision, and EA's headquarters. By the way, you should definetly make a soundtrack for this."[/quote]"Now that Bungie has overthrown Activision, EA, and 343i (Jenkins, start loading them on the slingshot!), they can continue onto step 7 (yes, two phases then the final step). The Bungie we all know and love is back."