"Oh that's private, that's private ... you know, something for the global woman, something for the mother, something dirty – always."– Brad Pitt, on what he got fiancée Angelina Jolie for her 38th birthday, to the AP

"The Heat beat the Pacers ... I think what hurt the Pacers was Justin Bieber, who was there distracting them, rooting for the Heat in one of the most ridiculous outfits ever assembled."– Jimmy Kimmel, on the singer's leather ensemble at the NBA's Eastern Conference finals, during his monologue

"I'm sure he'll at some point go camping, where he'll be a Ford Explorer. And when he gets to college, it'll be Ford Fiesta."– Owen Wilson, riffing on potential nicknames for his 2-year-old son Robert Ford, on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno