Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Not sure I like the idea of being squeezed from below like one of those freezer pops just to get blood up to the heart. I can think of better ways to get the circulation going (and I think Rita and Slyeyes are on to it) ;)

Welcome to my ranch! Do you like golf? Yes sir! And I brought my trusty rifle with me so that I could shoot some! Golf? Well, you must have a lot of Golf out there in your field, cause I keep seeing all of those little white golf balls!

As a nurse I've often wondered if we were asked to do somethings on patients just to see if we are dumb enough to do it. The first doctor that winks at me and asks me to help him put on the vibrating trousers, "Just to see if they work." is going to get clobbered by me.

One of the men at our round table discussion-coffee hour-after early service this morning at St Pete's, wore a knit sport shirt under his coat. A woman remarked that he didn't have on a tie but had a jipper instead (meaning where the tie was suppose to be) Someone said, "Well, I guess he had a face Lift!!!