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With ailing love machine Tiger Woods forced to withdraw from last weekend's TPC Sawgrass golf Championship with his 4th injury to a fragile fetlock, syndicate owners are now considering putting him out to stud earlier than predicted in order to r...

"Make a move man," the man in the red shirt with a big number 7 on the back challenged. "Come on! Do it!"
The gunslinger from the far north (Springfield Illinois) and the gunslinger from the west (San Francisco) exchanged glances.
They figured that between them, they could take the guy with the turned up collar.
"You wanna forget this bro," the man from the north said. The man from the no...

The dust kicked up as I staggered into the dilapidated ransacked wooden town following the train tracks long disused, weeds pushing up through the now irregularly spaced sleepers. I pushed my way through a collapsed chain link fence into the town, and headed down the main street.
A creaking sign hanging above a partially collapsed building told me I had finally arrived at Bordello Falls. There...

Norton Folgate strode confidently, some may say arrogantly, into town as the midday sun burned down from the clear blue sky, his Top Hat perched at a jaunty angle on his head.
He didn't care if people thought him arrogant, he was confident of that.
There seemed to be a kind of hush all over the town tonight, a strange kind of hush and one that Norton Folgate couldn't quite put his arrogant con...

An almighty row has broken out here among the musical community regarding the soundtrack for the upcoming Quentin Tarantino adaptation of Spoof magazine saga Bordello Falls.
Some commentators say that Ennio Morricone should be rewarded with the pr...

They met on a mesa overlooking the burgeoning township of Bordello Falls.
They hadn't met before, at least not that they were aware of.
They'd travelled far, one from way out west, and one from the far North. They met at the Junction of twin trails, where many years in the future, a town would be established.
But not at this point.
They didn't shake hands.
Two grizzled men on horses...

X-Factor rehearsals were today dramatically interrupted when Geordie warbler and chart topper Cheryl Cole announced that the Western Serial collaboration, 'Bordello Falls' had not, as suspected, faded away and died, but on the contrary was very much...

The Streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter 5
Love and Whiskey Make the World Go 'Round!
Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four
Madame Bitters cracked the heavy velvet cutains that framed her office window in response to the gunshot she'd just heard. She was just in time to see the Deputy falls to the dusty street.
It seemed Deputy Slim Pickens was the latest law enforceme...

The streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter Four
Sally deals in Death
Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three
The tumbleweeds blew aimlessly across the end less line of railroad tracks, the sun setting in the west, directly in the eyes of the stranger.
Setting side saddle on a hybrid Missouri Mule which stood at least 15 hands high, the dark stranger plodded on immune to the dust, the sun,...

The streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter Three
Welcome To Bordello Falls - Home of the All-You-Can-Eat Tortilla Soup Buffet
Chapter one | Chapter two
The twin hombres Buck and Diablo Poontang Pissgums were as happy as a couple of woodpeckers in a lumber yard to finally arrive at Bordello Falls.
For the past three miles all Diablo Poontang had heard was brother Buck saying how much he was s...

The Streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter One
The Railroad Is Coming To Town!
Sheriff's Office, Bordello Falls
The railroad was coming to town! The railroad was coming to town! No more would Bordello Falls be a sleepy little mining town twenty miles from Tombstone and fifty miles from nowhere.
Sheriff Clint Cartwright polished his badge and smiled at the thought of the growth and prosperi...

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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.

Trump Names Sarah Palin as Chief of Staff of...

...the Upstairs Maid Crew for the White House!

Fidel Castro's Death Leads to 9 Days of Mourning

Trump's election is 22 days of mourning and counting.

Irish Priest Barred by Vatican

Controversial Irish Catholic theologian, Fr. Finnbar O'Murphy has been excommunicated by Pope Francis for declaring that "Jesus Christ did not want to suffer... for humanity or anything else."

Mike Pence Doesn't Want to Be Called Vice-President Because He is Against Vice

He thinks "The Deputy President," or even "President, Jr." would be acceptable though.

Mike Pence Doesn't Want to Be Called Vice-President Because He is Against Vice

The Deputy President, or even President, Jr. or would be okay though.

New Category in This Years Oscars

The new category is "The Dumbest Lyrics in a Musical".Fav is The Bodyguard where... Whitney Houston sings to Kevin Costner..."We both know I'm not what you... you neeeed..." What he needed was specs.

George W. Bush and Barack Obama Are Secretly Glad Trump Was Elected

They know that when Trump's term is over, no one will ever call THEM "Worst President Ever" again.

Thanksgiving Pardon

Today President Obama pardoned all the turkeys who voted for Donald Trump.

They will live out their lives standing in unemployment lines, waiting for Mr. Trump to Make America Great Again.

Trump Says He Forgot His Secret Plan to Defeat ISIS

"It's so secret I was afraid to write it down. But it'll come to me, I'm sure" said Trump.

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