Ashley, all megalomania aside, how do I get a refund from you? I am no longer interested in this bear, your updates, your delusions of grandeur, your past exploits, your martial arts training, your personal beliefs, the music you like, the food you eat, the aliens that abducted you or anything else except my money.
At first all this was kind of funny. Not anymore. For a while I just thought you were a troll. Now I believe you are mentally challenged and off your medication. I no longer believe you have what is necessary to complete a non AI teddy bear much less the project you promised to deliver. Frankly, I would be happy if the money we all gave you provided you the funds necessary to bring this project to the world. Even if that meant forking over more money to get a finished product. Unfortunately, I no longer believe in your ability, your sincerity, or your word.
I also believe we are dealing with multiple people or at the very least you are the. Dry proud owner of multiple personalities. Two updates ago we received what seemed to be a well thought out update now here we are with two completely useless and maybe even threatening updates.
Please, just tell me how to recover my money.

We get it. If we don't be nice to you you'll stick us with your sword. You do realise the only "enemies" you have are people who believed in you, but whom you turned against you with shit like this? People whom you've almost straight up admitted to that you've defrauded and you have no moral compass telling you that because your head is so far up your arse the darkness you see is not night time.

Superbacker

"This journey, is about me, so future generations, can read. A travelogue". Be sure to include the comments and length of absence of updates so all the people of the future can see the epic journey this is. One truly worth telling to our childrens children.

I already left a complaint with kick starter using the support link at bottom stating that I have concerns with the backer delivering the product as we hardly see any updates. So I have requested a refund. You all please do the same.

above is a video of my prancercise instructor. She made me leg warmers out of the hair of baby unicorns and moonbeams, then watched me as I made them into tiny blankets for kittens as tears rolled down my face. Why do I include this information? Because this is a journey of absurdity, a crazy train. Get on board.

Please, for the love of crumb cake, allow for an updated shipping address. This having gone on a year, many people are probably no longer at the address they were when this began.
In regards to the email "update", please limit them to actual product updates.

Please, stop these updates that read like drunken facebook posts. This isn't what your updates are meant to be for. I'm really sick and tired of this, now. Stick to the product, for the love of God, PLEASE.

Actually this is quite fun! I´m really looking forward on coming updates:-) I have laughed several times of these updates from you Ashley. No bear, but a lot of fun reading after all, better than nothing:-)

Can i make a request for the next update: What kind of car du you have, and what to you think about global heating?

Your sword is very big and scary. And your dad can beat up our dad. We get it.
Except you have no enemies except the ones you create in your mind. Remember, we bet on you to succeed. Imagined being threatened for wanting a teddy bear that you paid for. If I ran my business like this, I'd be out of business.