aaahhhhh, Gemma Atkinson. She’s from Manchester, UK. I’ve seen her from time to time in restaurants, bars etc. Always looking sexy as hell, but the fake tits aren’t necessary. Having said that I’d still give my right nut to motor boat her.

Oh for fuck sake, SHUT THE FUCK UP you walking-eating-shitting walking road-cone! Just because you turned 18 and finally got your soul from the devil, doesn’t mean you can flaunt your mutation like a light-house on fire. At least put a fucking beanie on to snuff it out a bit.

As a 210lb ginger and a member of the US Army Special Operations Command (SOCOM) (Psychological Operations Division) I respectfully disagree with the stereotype that all gingers are scrawny little weaklings to be picked on…hell even carrot top could kick your asses now