Jacob Zembower's Movie Review of Transformers: Age of Extinction

Yet another Michael Bay fap fest, filled with his trademark stereotypes, awful humor, awful dialogue, and migraine inducing bombast. Some of the action sequences are indeed impressive, and the CGI effects are as seamless as ever. But the bloated runtime and juvenile filler, with barely a story to hold it all together, make it an obese, numbing, exhausting experience. (Rated PG13- contains prolonged sequences of intense action, destruction, mayhem, and scifi violence, some suggestive content, and language.)