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Sunday, May 4, 2014

Little Known Facts About Jack Bauer

This is off topic, but the show "24" returns to television tomorrow night after a four year absence.

24 is the greatest television show ever, and if you don't agree, well, we have nothing further to discuss.

To celebrate the event, here's a list of "facts" about Jack Bauer that was posted on some blog back in 2006, so some of it may be a bit outdated (like the Lost reference). No doubt this list has been going around the internet forever.

Enjoy!

1) If you
wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2) If Jack
Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with
2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

3) Upon
hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland.
Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

4) Jack Bauer's
favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet,
but just because it sounds like violent.

5) Jack Bauer
once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing
himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

6) Jack Bauer
got Hellen Keller to talk.

7) Jack Bauer
killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

8) Jack Bauer
was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

dude netflix BLOWS.i had netflix once. 1 of the reason i dropped them was their lack of cool movies and shit. for example,type in al pacino 4 search of movies and look at the lame azz movies they offer.AMAZON got all the 24s,sir.(i think).now if only ,amazon had SOUTHLAND thatwould b KILLER.P.S. FUCK LA.CHEERS