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The Riemann hypothesis article is actually pretty funny for the mathematician. It’s very wrong. It only requires a mathematics PhD to understand it completely. It reminds me of the joke:

A graduate student is taking a topology oral exam. The professor asks: “Can you give an example of a compact set?” The student answers, “The real numbers?” The professor pauses for a moment. The professor slowly says, “OK. In which topology?”

Sup'tember 4

Guernica qua?
Sally evans did this sneek back? it was qv'd before, but is it bad?
Talk:The Sims 2 (a test?) (It's a talk page. Who gives a crap about that, so long as no one is blanking or vandalizing?)
Reid's a hoe

Submarinetimber 3

Justin Wright hi back atcha
Godboost seems to be an ad replaced with something funny! yay
Front_of_liberation_from_Quebec and associated redirects, wtf? might be testing?
TreeHumper vauger slander?
Sandy vague slander?
Cosmetologist
check Ihavenolife's recent new pages, all seem to be redirects. Excessive?
Not too bad, people can always go and write articles abou them if they realy, realy want (but I'd be surprised if they are funny)
The only minor problem was redirecting Strong bad as there was a prexisting article, but it wasn't that good anyway, gets a pass
--Sir ElvisKUNFICBur. | Petition 23:46, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Actually, Strong Bad is still there, unchanged. He created Strongbad as the redirect. He totally
replaced MY version of Homestar runner|Homestar Runner (which had replaced a total stinking piece of crap article)
with his version, but I decided not to get bent out of shape, as either article was still an improvement over
anything I've seen before. What I did do is create my own page for my own article, just using a lower case 'r'.
On a related note, I'm thinking we should have a "Worst Homestar Runner Article" contest.
--Marcos_MaloOUNS7fcBOotSBur. | Talk 07:57, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Snail famine - Expanded
The elephant man & The Elephant Man
Kairyu
Jacking off
Fries - Huffed and recreated into a decent size
Davies, Peter Winder Daveslanity
Cheesy Waffle Bits Sucks too much
Go ahead and delete the above, that was an actual request. On the page. --Cheeseboi 22:59, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Stardate AUG-26-2005

Charlie about some guy who's "keeper of all that is undead (that died first) and all that is cheese"

Spadge huh?
Vilkmerges
TOM'S SISTER! (only has one link, which was inserted by OP)
Makkara was told (after I qua?'ed it) by a swede that this is not funny
Arthur Scargill one liner, no funny

Pazzak Four lines, one lame joke repeated three times
I left a note on the author's talk page advising him to develop his articles. And I deleted the Art Farglebottom article as a warning shot over his bow. --Marcos_MaloOUNS7fcBOotSBur. | Talk 18:48, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I've moved your message to his talk page so that he's more likely to be alerted to it and I've seconded your motion --IMBJR 11:42, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Art Farglebottom One line, near-zero quality
Young Hwan again!
Pretty Girls One line, zero quality
Nick Fuhrmann Jake Strummer, part II
Jake strummer
C is for crappy vanity poem,
R is for Remove,
A is for Asinine poster
P is for I'm gonna Puke
Slowing Down one liner
Undictionary:Eskimos "They are a fictional species." Yawn. --Hessef 04:04, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Partition
All Germans

Richie
Hq
Crawfish
Coca-cola
Dill
Jüürkstöäs "Jüürkstöäs are pretty tasty condsidering they're made out of scrotal tissue.
Not much more is known of them." That's it. Um, yeah. Huff without
mercy, please. --Hessef 22:04, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Telling us they're tasty because they're made of scrotal tissue is stating the obvious. Now, who
wants to make some tea? --Marcos_MaloOUNS7fcBOotSBur. | Talk 18:52, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Golden Sun The Lost Age should be merged with Golden Sun
Menda Unfunny insults directed at what appears to be a RL person.
Played sideways test page?Osam what point? Well that took away my horny for the night --IMBJR 20:19, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Shaq Fu
Emmanuel Goldstein
Shit-scary ghost stories eek!
Cross (no content/error message)
Young Hwan Undictionary:slandanity|Slandanity! (and more from 213.17.163.130)
Related page Little yellow bastard also licked with fire --IMBJR 11:47, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
None What are the chances this won't be deleted?
Bart Simpson is sleeping with your wife
Happy
Gouge Away This properly belongs in Tellsomeonewhogivesashitpedia.
Victoriya Arashchanakov Someone should have used the sandbox. No biggie, just delete the mess please.
Jo Tobin Undictionary:slandanity|slandanity?
Boomershine I waited for this to improve, it never did. Burn!

How can something be both slander and vanity? It makes me confused.--130.95.106.154 02:40, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Slander is just the extroverted expression of vanity. The more you love yourself, the more you hate other people. Creating a positive page about your self is the same as creating a negative one about the kid who sits next to you in math class. Or something. Also Flammable: Sorry! Didn't know you were trying to edit the page! Thought you were busy deleting pages 10 seconds before I could add them here. Splaka 02:45, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

all created by 82.92.91.230 in a short period of time:
Adriaan
Dogbert
Gadget
CookiemonsterHadrianWall Undictionaried
PowerFlowerWeebl

:Image:Picturealexduncedit.jpg I know its an image but according to the Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/unusedimages#Archives|unused images page:
Needs to be removed asap - DMCA takedown will be filed soon Due to inaction,a DMCA takedown notice is now being filed unless this pictureis removed within 24 hours - it is currently 22/8/2005 at 22:30
Sent up the memory-hole -- Codeine 15:08, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Sorry for breaking the template--InsertwackynamehereCUN 14:07, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I'm not actual sure if this isn't some sort of joke, I don't think anything has appeared on Uncyclopedia:Complaints Department, DUMP or
Uncyclopedia:Report a problem.
I smell prank. I just tried to revert the deletion so we can wait for this supposed Run-DMC filing, but it looks like reverting a deleted image is not possible. --IMBJR 19:04, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Sorry if I was a bit overzealous in killing it. But it was a crap picture anyway. -- Codeine 19:08, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Angry Black Woman
Harold Holt
User 63.19.220.255 seems to be creating a bunch of pointless redirects:
Tosha Trash
Croboys and crogirls
Science homework
Political correctness (redirected to Politically Correct)
Ultra-
The Carlow Crab
Jack Jerk
(Too many to list, see contributions)
Woot (blanked by submitter)

NWG Only link to it is Trying too hard to make an acronym fit a pre-chosen word

Add a space to the beginning of the line, my son, and all shall be clear--FlammableCUN 04:24, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

NWG has reappeared and the author seems to have some contructive criticism about the site. 205.188.116.66 13:17, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hikaru No Go
MadKore
Felix ok, it changes every 5 minutes, whatever is left will probably be deletable
Jul (Hmm..this is more or less the same text which appeared when I was editing Felix. Coincidence ?
Thiemo
Bettendorf
Scholtes
Bullshitter
Gibberer
Mathematical formula (pending)

You are the king! (I temp S-ed them out so thermite-deleters don't accidentally get em) Splaka 10:09, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I was wondering what was going on ! I was trying to salvage the article but apparently the original author didn't approve of my additions. Feel free to delete the page if you feel it's that terrible. 64.12.116.14 10:12, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Since the author has since deleted any changes I've made, I'll take that to mean I'm not wanted and thus leave the rest of the article to him. 64.12.116.14 10:31, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Please feel free to register (easy and mostly painless) and improve them! Then the King can better sort the history later.

August 16

Chebs Too factual --IMBJR 13:52, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Brahm_harlowMaehul vanity or prankSophisticatedAndrew_VoermanTKEnqjishGiant_SnowcatLittle moved to VFD
Penis_Puppetry
HIM
Bodger and Badger
VampireCHixOrz69 I believe this is redirected for a good reason --IMBJR 17:46, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:Image:Picturealexduncedit.jpg - Superimposed images of individuals, created as prank
moved to Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/unusedimages
JacksonJean_Valjean
Genitive this
International Fund for Porn and this seem to be adverts 9(Redir to Uncyclopedia:No Adverts.--47MonkeyMUNHMRFRAs7fc | Talk 23:22, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC))Southpark moved to VFD
VeggietalesCorkscrewPickled eggsBmwEstate agentShitloadPumpernickles or move to undictionary moved to VFD
Coprophilia this is sad if this is the best anyone can come up with for such a great word was a destructive edit.
reverted to prev. version --Marcos_MaloS7fcBOotS | Talk 23:14, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 10

August 9

Skyscraperpage Factual, real life spam nonsense. "THIS SICKENS ME TO BY KITTENHUFFING CORE" -Wilde.
--47Monkey 05:37, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Dildos I like dildos and all, but this is either total nonsense or written in Latvian. In either case it
should be deleted. --Marcos Malo 08:36, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

August 5

August 4

FlamearLa Bumba Seems like someone on a dynamic IP likes bringing this one back to life.

August 3

Transparent and Opaque - a moebius strip of pointlessness
Nick Baker Moderated World - Vanity Shmanity
Gandalf the Grand Dragon - either written by a 12-year old serial text-messager,
or intended to be be funny "rap speak". Either way, it's unreadable rubbish.
Hold off for a second or two on deleting this one - I'd like a shot at it.
--Famine 23:05, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Eh, it still sucks. Not as bad. I'm moving this to VFD, as it links to
some other stuff by the same user. --Famine 23:50, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
DeviantART - another vanity page related to the one belowAngelo sotira - this vanity page has reappeared
Entomology
Nutsak - Redirects to a nonexisting page
Mütsak - Redirects to a nonexisting page

July 5

July 3

Donna Summer

July 2

Falling down stairs
FAKropolis
HW.no
Kaunas lopai
Making up Bob Dole QuotesMinistry of EducationModsMercedesPikachu Moved to VFD
Pop Off Moved to VFD
SwordsmanTaco Bell Already marked for rewrite
The CircleTarheelsThird world Moved to VFD
Tin foil
Tin foil hatYugi Oh!867-5309 Moved to VFD