@Parnesius wins this round, making FOTJ a three-way. Still, if you ask me, the real winner here is the OSOL thread in general, for we actually had a debate over how many sentences are allowed in an entry of a thread called One Sentence or Less.

The cover's have turned black. That's how you know they mean business.

@Parnesius wins this round, making FOTJ a three-way. Still, if you ask me, the real winner here is the OSOL thread in general, for we actually had a debate over how many sentences are allowed in an entry of a thread called One Sentence or Less.

Luke's exile, Tahiri's trial, and other plots that have been slowly and painfully building up for several books suddenly come to fizzling, anticlimactic ends; the Jedi are allowed to go help Luke but we instead get one more book of him, Ben, and Vestara visiting a Force-using sect because for some reason the planning team isn't done milking that pointless storyline; OMG THE JEDI MADNESS still infects Valin and Jysella but that amounts to nothing in the end, too; and no hope is left anywhere because the one author in whom we all still had faith has gotten three strikes and is out.

Now that lame Kenth Hamner with all his 'peaceful resolution' and 'none are above the law' nonsense has been eliminated, the Jedi Order can deal with things the Jedi way: by executing a coup d'etat against the lawfully constituted government, throwing the Chief of State in prison and installing Grand Master Sebatyne as co-dictatrix for the duration of the emergency, thus vindicating Daala Luke in his trust – seriously, I wish that last part was sarcastic but Luke is totally fine with everything they've done.

The one where Boba Fett, dressed up as a fake Boba Fett to make the Jedi think it was a fake Boba Fett but was really the real Boba Fett, breaks Daala along with Tahiti, accidentally, out out of prison.

@Parnesius wins this round, making FOTJ a three-way. Still, if you ask me, the real winner here is the OSOL thread in general, for we actually had a debate over how many sentences are allowed in an entry of a thread called One Sentence or Less.

The cover's have turned black. That's how you know they mean business.

Luke and company return to that bug-planet we never wanted to hear about again, Abeloth loses her soul-clamp on that old girlfriend of Luke's we never want to hear about again, Boba Fett rescues his old buddy Daala in that romance we never wanted to hear about again, the galaxy is conquered by that lizard Jedi we never wanted to hear about again, and Seha Dorvald gets a cool boyfriend in a subplot we'd love to hear about again but still haven't.

The one where Boba Fett, dressed up as a fake Boba Fett to make the Jedi think it was a fake Boba Fett but was really the real Boba Fett, breaks Daala along with Tahiti, accidentally, out out of prison.

The one where Boba Fett, dressed up as a fake Boba Fett to make the Jedi think it was a fake Boba Fett but was really the real Boba Fett, breaks Daala along with Tahiti, accidentally, out out of prison.

We've reached the point where even the other characters (who are none too bright themselves) are pointing out that Luke's cunning master plan of abandoning Coruscant to the Sith has the unfortunate drawback of, you know, abandoning Coruscant to the Sith.