the crazy ones do but there are a ton of people who call themselves Christians who are nice and normal. There are fanatics in every religion. It's just that in our society it's not cool to be Christian. Liberal bullshit. I hate liberals.

I wouldn't, went to one of their meetings once for free pizza and it was borderline nutty. Anybody who knows what they are about wouldn't think you'd be a good fit for biglaw. Now if you're doing PI, maybe, but still probably not, might get a secular humanist to interview you.

see, if i were a partner, i don't think this would be so bad, in that i could use this to my advantage. you start up a biglaw fellowship, then just lay it down like "so, associate-in-christ, i was just prayin on some stuff and god has asked you to serve his will by shredding these documents this weekend. may his light shine upon you. i shall sojourn towards the hamptons for the sabbath, praise his glory."