Kid Rock Unveils Deplorable Trump Merchandise

Ever the fashionista, Kid Rock has unveiled new pro-Trump clothing items, including a "Dumbfuckistan" shirt and a "Make America Badass Again" hat.

Kid Rock, one of the few ardent Trump supporters in the music world, has unveiled a new line of merchandise inspired by the president-elect. The "Bawitdaba" artist isn't known for biting his tongue, and indeed, his new clothing items are adorned with profane slogans. The most ridiculous of these is a T-shirt that shows Donald's face above an incomplete rendering of his name. Wonder why it reads "_ONALD TRUMP"? Well, look just below, and you'll find that the "'D' is missing" 'cause it is "in every hater's mouth."

Another item is a variant of Trump's signature red "MAGA" hats. These ones read "Make America Badass Again," as they come courtesy of the American Bad Ass. Rock has also decided to sell a shirt that he's been seen wearing. It shows a political map of the country, with the red states designated as "The United States" and the blue ones as "Dumbfuckistan." Surely that's because the education levels must be higher in the red states...

If those aren't redneck enough for you, the final shirt reads, "GODS, GUNS & TRUMP" in huge red, white, and blue letters. Good ol' American values. Those who'd like to spend $25 on one of these shirts or $20 on the hat can visit Rock's website.