I am never the one to call anyone’s mother ratchet , crazy, or play the dozens. Because as a mother I know sometime you have to be ratchet ,crazy or both. Especially when dealing with your kids, their school, bullies ,baby daddies and mom’s who refuse to raise their kids. Sometimes its like that. Being crazy is part of the job description. These five ladies are all that with an extra extra dose of cray. But I am certain if you place a camera in any household in America you might see mothers behaving the same or worst.

1. The Maury Mom – The Maury Povich Show

Maury Moms are the best because they come in all shapes sizes ethic groups. I know the scientist who invented DNA testing had some lofty ideas that the future of DNA testing would be utilized for medical breakthroughs and solving mankind’s questions of the universe. I bet they never imagined there would be a TV show to determine the baby daddy. If a Maury Mom states that she is 10001 per cent sure that he is the father you can be 100 per cent sure he is NOT the father. These ladies say “look at the ears look at the nose. ” Since most people have ears and noses that is not a great way to determine fatherhood . Especially since this is the 8th mothafucka you have brought on the show. The eighth time you have run off the stage crying and rolling on the Maury couch and the eight non-Daddy doing the Maury Shuffle.

2. Mama Joyce Real Housewives of Atlanta

Am I the only one that likes Mama Joyce on the RHOA? Well for everyone that calls her a “crazyoldbitch” I say she and Kandi are crazy like foxes making that paper. Its rumoured that Bravo is giving Mama Joyce her own show. Brilliant! No one is tuning in every week to see granny sitting in a rocking chair knitting . She fights, she kicks she cusses, she lies and manipulates. Kandi knows her Momma because she raised her. She is unfazed by Mama Joyce’s melodrama. Live long enough you realize everyone doesn’t mellow with age. Sometimes they are bitchier, hornier and meaner. Go head Miss Joyce make that money and make it rain!

3. Kris Jenner Keeping Up With The Kardashians

KJ is a mastermind and a genius . She has six children and not one of them has any talent whatsoever. No one sings. No one dances . No one acts. But everyone is getting paid. They grace the covers of magazines . They are sought out for interviews. They create a media frenzy wherever they go. Everybody works at doing nothing but shopping and showing up to the party. This Momager has created a media brand.

4.Mama D -Love and Hip Hop Atlanta

Mama D is a former pimp and street hustler . Which translates that she was successful on the streets doing a man’s job to feed and cloth her children. She is going to give her opinion and her son Lil Scrappy always goes to her for advice. She speaks in street slang full of grammatical errors,and she doesn’t know how to spell “bitch. However, she knows how to speak dollar signs, therefore she doesn’t have to know how to speak proper English. Immigrants come to black neighborhoods from all over the world . They have hair stores and convenience stores on every corner and can’t speak a lick of English.

5.Mama Jones- Love and Hip Hop New York

Rapper Jim Jones’ mother Mama Jones is marketing an essence of coochie perfume called PumKash. Wonder who the target market is? Straight men? No because they want to attract women. Straight women? No Because they already have one. Gay women? Same scenario. Gay men? All I have to say is (-_ -).