I don't know its official name. I refer to it as the Little Shop of Horrors plant.

"Really," I said. "I'd just as soon dispense with it."

"Are you sure?" she asked, surprised.

Am I sure? Calves could get lost in that plant! Had this woman no understanding of what was right and natural?

bill moyers is my hero. Link to a Salon.com article from rubywisp that transcribes Moyers' speech to the National Conference for Media Reform. You should be able to get a day-pass to Salon.com to read it.

The horrors of the Lord of the Dance and more, from witling. She is the funny girl you want to marry, but you can't marry her, because her girlfriend would beat you up. (Right, jolielaide? ;) (Um--not that I wouldn't marry you too. I mean, we don't know each other well enough, perhaps, but it could be an arranged marriage. ... I flee now.)

I love your link posts. Here, let me masturbate you in our dorm room while not thinking of becoming wives and mothers, not even once. And then we can bake a cake and eat it, because just because you like cake, doesn't mean you're not fulfilling your duty as a uterus carrier.

Plus, if you can believe it, I had that comic when I was a kid. It was good! No, really! It was all about "gangs" and "black kids" and "drugs". Heeeeeeeeee.

Here, let me masturbate you in our dorm room while not thinking of becoming wives and mothers, not even once. And then we can bake a cake and eat it, because just because you like cake, doesn't mean you're not fulfilling your duty as a uterus carrier.

Can we do naughty things with the cake? And can we wear frilly pink aprons as we consummate our unnatural love?

It's true, I would beat most people up if they tried to marry Witling.

::tries to look tough::

You, however, get special dispensation. Not to marry Witling-- but let me put it this way: at least I wouldn't kick you in the shins for trying.

As for our own arranged marriage...Let's get some important things out of the way right up front. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Are you a neat freak, or a slob? How do you feel about gay vampire porn?

Just FYI, you can listen to Bill Moyers's speech at Democracy Now (mp3 or real audio) without having to go through an advertisement. There's also a transcription and video of the show, though I don't know if there's video of his speech.