Jake's Corner

ANGELINA JOLIE hasn't said what she plans to do about her increased risk of ovarian cancer . . . or when she plans to do it. But the logical next step after having her breasts removed is to give her ovaries the same treatment. And "People" magazine says she's going to do that. But they're only getting this from an unidentified "source", not Angelina herself.

One of ANGELINA JOLIE'S doctors revealed an interesting bit of information about her breast reconstruction surgery: She has parts of a DEAD PERSON in her new boobs. During the reconstruction surgery, doctors used CADAVER SKIN to, quote, "create like a sling under the implant" . . . which gives the new jubblies a more natural look.

WENDY WILLIAMS has predicted that KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST will breakup 30 seconds after their baby is born. In fact, she believes that KRIS JENNER is already helping Kim get out of the relationship. She adds, quote, "[The Kardashians] just don't really understand what it's like to give up for other people."

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS is one of the richest celebrities in the world, because her family is LOADED. She's worth $3 billion, which is even more than OPRAH. She's also worth more than Tyler Perry, Diddy, Bono, Madonna, Dr. Dre, Will Smith and Ryan Seacrest COMBINED.

ROD STEWART admits he took a lot of steroids in the '80s to help his voice. But he gave them up for various medical reasons . . . including the fact that they SHRUNK HIS JUNK. He says, quote, "The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane . . . including your [package]."

BRAD PITT spoke out yesterday about ANGELINA JOLIE'S choice to undergo a double mastectomy. He said, quote, "All I want . . . is for her to have a long and healthy life, with myself and our children. This is a happy day for our family." He added, quote, "It was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn't have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger."

CHARLIE SHEEN'S ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER is currently in rehab, and Charlie's OTHER ex, DENISE RICHARDS, has custody of Charlie and Brooke's 4-year-old twin sons Bob and Max. Well, according to RadarOnline.com, Brooke has been to rehab 20 TIMES . . . and two of those times were when she was pregnant with Bob and Max. And both times, she was being treated for her addiction to CRYSTAL METH. A source says, quote, "It's truly amazing that she was able to hold onto custody of the boys for as long as she did. Brooke's road to getting custody back of the boys is going to be very, very long."

Some psycho got arrested after he showed up at ASHLEY TISDALE'S house. It probably didn't help that he had Tweeted her 19,000 times since November. Okay, it was actually only 18,888 times. Not surprisingly, the Tweets got pretty creepy. Like this one . . . quote, "My body is yours & even as friends I [effin'] love how I make u feel like mom maybe we both got issues cuz nobody's perfect."

ANGELINA JOLIE has revealed that she had both breasts removed after her doctor told her she had a high risk of breast cancer. Obviously, she had them surgically reconstructed. She says, quote, "I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity." She also praised BRAD PITT for supporting her through the whole thing.

Celebrity psychologist DR. JOYCE BROTHERS died yesterday at the age of 85. There's no word on the cause of death. Joyce appeared in tons of movies and TV shows, often as herself. She was on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" almost 100 times. She was also a prolific author and columnist.

Model (slash) actress ANGIE EVERHART is undergoing surgery today for thyroid cancer. Her rep says, quote, "The prognosis is good . . . and Angie expects to be back to work and to mommy duties in a few weeks." He added that Angie hopes sharing her diagnosis will, quote, "encourage people to learn about cancer prevention, its signs and treatment immediately."

Sources say BEYONCÉ and JAY-Z are expecting their second child. Their daughter Blue Ivy is 15 months old. Beyoncé was spotted last week wearing an outfit that kind of hid her stomach, and she also said during an interview that she wants more kids. But one source claims she's NOT pregnant, and she and Jay aren't going to try for another child until her tour is over in August.

Lately it's been looking a lot like SELENA GOMEZ is back with JUSTIN BIEBER. But maybe that's not true. In a recent interview, Selena was asked if she's, quote, "Completely available in every way." And she said yes. Twice.

This may just be a publicity stunt to hype her sex video, but "Teen Mom" skank FARRAH ABRAHAM was spotted at a pharmacy buying a pregnancy test.

KANYE WEST ran headfirst into a sign because he was looking down while walking in order to avoid having his picture taken by the paparazzi. He ended up going BALLISTIC on a photographer, saying, quote, "Don't take [a effing] 'nother photo, man! Don't take another [effing] photo man! Don't take no photos! Stop it! All of you mother[effers] stop it, man!"

BARBARA WALTERS is retiring next summer. She'll announce it officially today on "The View", but she already released a statement saying, quote, "I do not want to appear on another program or climb another mountain. I want instead to sit on a sunny field and admire the very gifted women . . . and OK, some men too . . . who will be taking my place."

JUSTIN BIEBER posted a picture of himself and a friend drinking beer. Now, Justin is 19 years old . . . but the picture was taken in South Africa, where he's currently on tour, and where the drinking age is 18. So it's all good.

Sources say LINDSAY LOHAN wants to leave Betty Ford because they took away her Adderall. Supposedly, the clinic's doctors assessed her and decided she doesn't need it, and so she wants out. But supposedly, her judge has said that if she pulls any more rehab shenanigans, she's going to jail.

Now we can look at "Maxim" magazine as a joke. The mag released the complete Hot 100 yesterday, and LENNAY KEKUA is on it, at #69. If that name doesn't ring a bell, she was MANTI TE'O'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND! "Maxim" says, quote, "After Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She's got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini." As we already heard, MILEY CYRUS tops the list this year. She's followed by SELENA GOMEZ and RIHANNA.

Miley Cyrus hopes couple’s therapy will save her relationship with Liam Hemsworth. Sources say Miley has asked a spiritual marriage counselor to help the couple work out their differences. She knows that Liam has one foot out the door and that she’ll lose him if she doesn’t act fast.

Lindsay Lohan’s parents will reportedly go to the Betty Ford Clinic for some group therapy sessions with their daughter. A source says Lindsay’s counselors want to get Dina and Michael to the clinic for a series of sessions in the next few weeks. The source says they feel like having her work through her family issues could help with her recovery.

Amanda Bynes won’t serve any jail time for driving with a suspended license but will be on probation. Amanda pleaded no contest to the charge and was placed on three-years probation and fined $300.