#CCDAILYFUNNY, WEDNESDAY 25 JANUARY

25th January, 2017

Accused ‘weirdo’ Trespasser Smears Bananas On Cars, Police Say

A very confident woman has been charged with trespassing charges after being caught for the crime of smearing banana peels on cars in President Donald Trump’s Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida. Not only did she do that but she found some extra time to type “F***UTrumpB” on a computer screen in the resort. She couldn’t have expressed herself any better(Huffington Post)

Police Looking For Man Dressed As Beer Bottle who stole two pizzas

This definitely has to be an applauded crime, who steals pizza? A man was caught on camera stealing two pizzas while dressed as a beer bottle. We are pretty sure all that beer could have made him a bit hungry. (Huffington Post)

Donald Trump to announce plans to build wall on Mexican border and more hardline immigration moves

Donald Trump is to announce his infamous plan ,that we all thought was a Joke, to build a wall on the US-Mexico border along with a series of hardline immigration policies this week. This “Joke” is legit being implemented and Donald ain’t wasting no time.

Trump tweeted last night: "Big day planned on NATIONAL SECURITY tomorrow. Among many other things, we will build the wall!” Get the memes rolling in.(Mirror.co.uk)

Friends Quizz for the Ladies in the House

Trying to find out what kind of Drama Queen you are? Take This Quiz and it Will Reveal What % Monica And What % Rachel from Friends You Are(BuzzFeed)

Help This Onion Half Get More Twitter Followers Than Donald Trump

Half an onion in a bag might hit President Donald Trump right where it hurts the most ― It might even just make him cry. A new Twitter account, called @HalfOnionInABag, features a photo of a yellow onion half in a plastic bag (no alternative facts there).

The goal is simple: “Just here to get more followers than @realDonaldTrump.” Lets see if this could be a success. (Huffington Post)

People are truly concerned about Melania’s welfare after Donald Trump’s inauguration

People are ‘genuinely concerned’ –The experience to be The First Lady so suddenly has to definitely be overwhelming for the Model. She was even struggling to keep up her smile at husband Donald Trump’s inauguration.

And when we say ‘struggled’, we mean she literally looked as if she would cry the second he looked away. But she didn’t, a bit sad if you may ask(Metro.co.uk)

12 Embarrassing Parents who should be punished by their kids

BuzzFeed communities were asked to share the Funniest ways they have embarrassed their kids and this has to be the most brutal but hilarious ways to Socially Torture your little ones! This is a must see.(BuzzFeed)