Dave Eggers is already calling this book the milleniums's first "fsdssslkk sldk fdspqoiuwre39la sdf," and deems Boyle the "aow ASsasawoewiru ASIDA>FP" of her generation

It has been said that Boyle's semantic flair is somewhat of a combination between early* James Joyce and late-period** David Foster Wallace

Megan Boyle is available to be interviewed, massaged with exotic oils, taken on first class helicopter or private jet trials, flown to nearly any Pacific island, awarded the Nobel prize or any of your winning lottery tickets. Any of these (and other) inquiries can be directed to themeganboyle@gmail.com