“Goat Man, Goat Sucker, and Zombie Soldiers”

– – A recent episode of Monsters & Mysteries in America as viewed on the Destination America channel lured viewers in with the assorted collection of paranormal and unexplained curiosities listed in our post title, unified only by their Texas location. The segments were entertaining with content mostly seen elsewhere but mounted differently here, and healthy scientific skepticism is encouraged due to the speculative nature of the topics. Their appearance in this blog does not mean personal endorsement of the viewpoints or explanations given by such programs.

The Goat Man segment concerned reported appearances of a large, hair-covered cryptic creature six to seven feet tall estimated to weigh 300 to 400 pounds in the Lake Worth area of Fort Worth, Texas. In some accounts, the beast is reported to have scales on its face and horns on its head about six to eight inches long. Also known as the Mud Man, appearances of the creature were multiple in the summer of 1969, after which time it seemed to go into hiding until being seen again in summer of 1990. In one encounter portrayed, the Goat Man came out of trees to land on top of a car parked in a lover’s lane in the Lake Worth area, trying to grab the arm of the woman within.

A second segment of the hour episode concerned the chupacabra sightings in the Cuero, Texas area. Some reported footage of an unidentified beast with a massive head and ears was presented that was filmed from a pursuing sheriff’s car in 2008; canid-like, this creature escaped further pursuit and identification by running off the road. A nutritionist, Dr. Phylis Canion, was then portrayed whose ranch had experienced chicken slaughter incidents. A deceased specimen of the beast was found on a nearby road, and actually maintained by the woman in a home freezer before being sent out for testing; DNA results did not match the creature with known animals such as dogs or coyotes, with the conclusion made that it was an unknown species. Some have concluded that the Cuero chupacabra is a hybrid creature, possibly with a skin condition such as mange. The segment differentiated the Cuero sightings from those associated with chupacabra sightings and encounters in Puerto Rico, where the creature is more alien in appearance and apparently capable of at least some degree of bipedalism.

Lastly and perhaps with least credibility was a report of “zombie soldiers” in the Brownsville area of southern Texas, with the suggestion made that such appearances are associated with fighting in the area which occurred in the Mexican-American or Civil War. The shorter segment detailed an incident in summer of 1985 when a young couple in a truck pulled off on a side road at night to pursue some sleep. A knock came at the truck door with the couple exiting the truck cab to investigate, following a light seen ahead, and subsequently being encircled by zombie-like individuals attired in similar fashion, as in “Walking Dead”episodes. The couple managed to make their way back to the safety of their truck, and gunning the vehicle escaped in it back to the main road. Handprints were later discovered all over the truck’s exterior. A bloody battle of the American Civil War had supposedly taken place on the grounds of their encampment in 1865.

Hinging just on the account of the couple involved, the third segment had the flavor of an urban myth, although the area involved has a history supportive of ghostly encounter tales…pleasant screams!

You’re right, for which reason I put the disclaimer in the first paragraph of my post that the viewpoints presented on these shows were not necessarily mine, nor did I always agree with them. “Monsters and Mysteries” or at least the nutritionist who found the body and presented the supposed DNA results clung to the line that there was no match and that the DNA was of an unknown species. The Paranormal Files among others presented a different view, namely that the DNA was that of a hybrid. “Monsters and Mysteries” tends to sensationalize a bit more for the sake of entertainment; witness the “Zombie Soldiers” segment!