Snoop Dogg Lion is perma-stoned

Either this news is the most sensationalised exaggeration ever or Snoop Lion, née Dogg, is made of the strongest and strangest stuff ever. In an Ask-Me-Anything session on front-door-to-the-weirdest-stuff-on-the-internet site Reddit, revealed that he smokes up to 81 joints a day. Eighty. One. Seven days a week, 52 weeks a year. There's so much weed in his body you could probably smoke him.

Other nuggets from the 'Lion' include the fact that he's gone 164 days without smoking, that Dave Chappelle is better at smoking than Dr. Dre, he thinks marijuana should be legalized (quelle surprise) and he is always high before concerts and recording. You hear that? Always. To be fair, how could he not be. One final nugget: Willie Nelson is the only person who has 'outsmoked' him. Explains a lot.