ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 5
Q: Now doctor, isn' t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn' t know
about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the ',
how old is he?
Q So the date of conception (of the baby)
was August tth?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting
on my desk in a jar.
by Tholomewp

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