The Leeds United Kama Sutra

The Scratching Shed is proud to announce the forthcoming release of our first book, The Leeds United Kama Sutra.

A modern adaptation of the classic Hindu sex manual, The Leeds United Kama Sutra is packed full of “slow arousal” techniques.

With the experience and wisdom of Ken Bates, The Leeds United Kama Sutra can also provide you with “plenty of foreplay” ideas to ensure you’re royally screwed each and every time you visit Elland Road.

The Leeds United Kama Sutra will be available exclusively from the giant hole in the side of the East Stand and comes fully laminated to ensure lasting pleasure.

I don't think Ken Bates realises that all people want from him in regards to the team, is to keep our best players, strengthen areas of weakness and to quit overcharging on tickets. No ones asking him to speand Leicester esq money. The guy would get some credit if he just listened, and invested a few million on the team every season.

People keep mentioning that are ticket prices are so overpriced.. But is this reality….

Believe I know how expensive going to watch a game has become, from when I first went to ER.

I think it was the Daily Telegraph listed the most expensive tickets in the Championship and we came in 8th place for tickets and i think 10th overall when it came to Food and merchandise etc.
If that is true then we might think we are being overcharged , but maybe its because we play in front of 25,000 every week.

And we see 15,000 empty seats and believe that if they where cheaper the stadium would be full, also a myth probably.

Did anyone else see the publication in the paper and is my recollection correct.