My son is 3 and has a pretty limited vocabulary. A few weeks ago I came home in uniform (which I rarely do), and he saw me at the front door. He tells my wife "its a cop", not dads home or anything else, "its a cop". So she tells him "the cops are here to get you", he looks at me with big eyes and a look of horror and says...."cops, oh ****!!" and runs and hides. I almost ****ed myself.

He tells my wife "its a cop", not dads home or anything else, "its a cop". So she tells him "the cops are here to get you", he looks at me with big eyes and a look of horror and says...."cops, oh ****!!" and runs and hides. I almost ****ed myself.

You gotta give a warning to coffee drinkers before posting funny stuff man.

My son is 3 and has a pretty limited vocabulary. A few weeks ago I came home in uniform (which I rarely do), and he saw me at the front door. He tells my wife "its a cop", not dads home or anything else, "its a cop". So she tells him "the cops are here to get you", he looks at me with big eyes and a look of horror and says...."cops, oh ****!!" and runs and hides. I almost ****ed myself.

My daughter has no idea what I do. She probably thinks I'm a loser, because when I tell her I'm going to work, I'm usually wearing gym shorts and an old t-shirt. See, I get dressed at the station and she rarely sees my uniform. She is only two, so I figure I will explain it to her in a couple of years.