go go…….go on love it’s my birthday you look tarty love its my birthday i’ll buy you a bacardi love it’s my birthday and you know i’m having a love its not my birthday [chorus 2x] you can find me in da pub wit a pint of bud look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs i’m into playing darts i ain’t into growing shrubs so come fill up my mug before my f-g gets stubbed

when i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova whin i hit the bar it’s ten pint fore i’m over i came to watch the game cause i’m a blackburn rover and i’m munching m&ms while i’m downing smirnova but only noting changend cash down bottoms up and i got a papercut for rolling my rizzla up if you watch how i move you’ll mistake me for a geezer or gimp cause i fell down my stairs and now i walk with a limp in the back bits of watford they say fifty you’re hot they like me i want them to love me like lesbian hot but go in to hemel-hempsted they’ll tell you i’m crazy cause once i was drunk and humped the statue of a lady but i’m fully focused now tea and coffee on my mind got a part time job in the daily grind and this girls yeah she loves my hair she likes my car her boyfriends fit but she’s ugly too righht

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you can find me in the pub with a pint of bud look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs i’m into playing darts i ain’t into growing shrubs so come fill up my mug before my f-g gats stubbed

my girlfriends mum gave me the cash that bought me all my fancy stuff my couch, my fridge, my plates, my waste look mate i’m tied down but i ain’t changed and you should love it way more than i hate it your like my dad’s fashion outdated i’m that bloke by the bar when i’m on my round your that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound when the beats start pumping i get my macarena on my mates drag me to the chair before the end of the song if the roofs on fire someone dial 999 and if you wanna have frank love it isn’t a crime i’ll tell you what i tell every girl your fit nice hair if you don’t want to rush it here’s another red square or i can tell my mates to be round the back with a kronenburg they’ll now where we —-ing be,yeah

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you can find me in the pub with a pint of bud look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs i’m into playing darts i ain’t into growing shrubs so come fill up my mug before my f-g gets stubbed

don’t act like you don’t now where i been either mum in the pub all the time mum it’s time to pop off mum burn unit