P.S. Why do we always get into this sort of thing? Matching souls, I guess.

Don't insult Neanderthals like that.

True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

A friend and I both discovered this game independently: type in two of the most bizarre, unrelated words you can think of. Chances are someone, somewhere has devoted a web site to them. "Electric Lotus" got me a vegan restaurant in Los Angeles and a tattoo parlor in New Jersey. And there really is a "punk Zen" movement, as well as "Klezmer rap" bands and an acid jazz group called "Horse Noodles".

Come to think of it, one "Horse Noodles" song - "Noodles, Rolexes, and Fast Women" - could be one of the FSM's anthems.

There's something like that called Googlewhacking, where you put two words into Google without punctuation, and if there are no results you win. I've won, but if I can't post the words here, of course.

It's a fun game, though.

Duke

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."