Well can you blame me Paul? Your reputation as a bomb dropper precedes you. kerrcarto has been wearing flowers in his hair and singin Kumbeya for so long I never even thought for a moment it would be him. My bad bro...

Flower boy best be watching his six now though, cause it's motherfuckin' ON! No more Mr. Nice Guy, flower-boy!

No more passin' out in the man cave for me. I'll be living in Texas next year so I'm either getting a room with a door that locks, or I'll pass out in the cab of my truck. With my sidearm. And booby traps set up all around me.

Yes, you will need to invite and/or find a new wasteoid to 'monkey up' in your Shiner-induced stupor from here on out. Since you will be needing a new subject to fuck with, maybe Paul can bring his buddy Robert again. Or kerrcarto, you could invite your mentor and best friend, Prosper. BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Harper, I really don't have an issue with it. I'm just playing along and getting all dramatic "for the cameras." I really don't give two shits either way. However, it would be nice to see pics of someone else all fucked up though. It's not like I was the only one three sheets to the wind.

Michael Bolton hair? LMAO! I think it's a far cry from that dork! I would say it's more like Jay hair, from Jay and Silent Bob, but that's just because someone told me that once.

Really, there are no issues on this end. It takes a lot more than wasted party pics of me to get me all frazzled. Now, if you guys would've dressed me in "Obama '08" clothes or put anti-2nd Amendment clothing on me, there may have been some issues, but probably not even then...

FOD

FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.

Drunken Fools

Pure Genius

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.~W.C. Fields

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.~Benjamin Franklin

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.~Hunter S. Thompson

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day.~Frank Sinatra

Here's to a long life and a merry oneA quick death and an easy oneA pretty girl and an honest oneA cold beer and another one!~Author Unknown

Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.~W.C. Fields

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

~Cliff Clavin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

~ Dave Barry

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

~Henny Youngman

Our Lager which art in barrelsSwallowed be thy drinkAt home, as it is in the tavernForgive our spillagesAs we forgive those who spill against usLead us not into incarcerationBut deliver us from hangoverFor thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley.Barmen~The Beer's Prayer

Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy

But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy

~ Frank Sinatra

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski

The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson

Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway

I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary