Sunday, April 5, 2009

So, I've been away for a while, obviously...since I haven't been posting...that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Now then, as I said, I've been away...visiting my girlfriend, Gethrugb (I mentioned her before) and her family (shudder). I love Gethrugb, I really do, it's just that sometimes she can be...overwhelming...that and she's here right now, which is why I'm whispering into this talk and type program instead of talking full volume...which of course you couldn't have known unless I told you...which I just...oh crap here she comes...shhhCruggy? Cruggy?...Oh, there you are honeybeanfungiebear, what are you doing Cruggypoo?I'm trying to write woman, now let me type would you...and stop calling me Cruggypoo, it's demeaningNo it's not Cruggypoo, it's lovable and heartwarming, just like youHey, don't hug me with that...OWWWW...HOT HOT HOT HOT HO-Cruggypoo, are you alright, I'm sorry I forgot I had it in my handTowel...TOWEL NOW...haaaa hot hotHere you go Cruggypoo, I'm really sorryOw ow ow...and I told you not to call me that...it is NOT lovable, it is demeaningOh, it is not, it's nice and cuddly and happyGethrugb...am I a nice and cuddly and happy person?YesI...what?Yes, your so cuddly I could just smother you with huggzez and kisses and...Wait...what?What what?You think I'm cuddly?Yeah, your just a cuddly little teddybear... .... ..... You can't be seriousWhy not?... .... .....Because I set your father on fire when he corrected my planting proceduresBut that was just lovable fun Cruggypoo, he went out after he jumped in the rivernot because I did anythingbut you didn't stop him... .... .....I'm lovable because I didn't stop my father in law from jumping in a river to save his own lifeYeah... .... .....Would you go so I can finish writing my blogHuhhh...fine Cruggypoo, have fun with your little computer word thingWhy am I dating this girl...oh yeah...I remember...she's the only girl I could find...maybe I should go to a gym. Anyway, have a great week everyone, that was my girlfriend.