I kept noticing a trend, new people would come to my site, immediately read myAboutpage and abruptly skedaddle.I was like “WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!D:You aren’t taking the time to check out any of posts I cooked up in this brainy brain of mine and took time and effort to piece together?!You want to laugh and feel hungry right off the bat when looking at myAboutpage instead of gazing at a wonky informational section I took straight frommy Yelp account…?”

Well, why didn’t you fucking say so then?!;)

In the beginning, I was worried that my humor or style would offend people so I tried to oftenunsuccessfullycensor myself.And then I realized,so the fuck what?This is who I am, I’m proud of it, not sure why others would judge me for that but hey, if it’s not their cup of tea then please move right along.Otherwise, welcome, my friend, I’ve got a nice spot just forYOUalong with a plate of cookies, or cupcakes, or ice cream…Really, anything you want, I got it:)I love seeing people get really excited over my desserts and then also fighting to the (near) death to get more (TRUE STORY).OOOH, nowTHATwould be an interesting reality TV show!!;P

Now, some of y’all are wondering about theBatmaninfatuation.Well you’re just going to have to keep wondering as you try to unravel the mystery behind my deep-set love forBatman.Someday I’ll write a fully fledged post about that but today is not that day;)

So don’t worry, there’s something forEVERYONEhere!!:DI hope you grab an ice cold beverage, maybe a few of my infamousUltimate Oreo Truffles,and settle back in your seat as I take you on theoverly-albeit-charmingly-descriptivejoy ride of a lifetime…;)

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Hey Vyvy, hopefully this gets to you. I deactivated my facebook due to just wanting to focus more on my volunteerwork , running, and other causes for a while. My e-mail is Mark.Davis.BuenaPark@gmail.com in case you need to contact me (No, don’t care if my email is public :P).

Funny to see that your Facebook is still up and running! :P But I do understand your reasons for keeping it. I’m so glad you reached out to me and I can’t wait to attend the Komen Race for the Cure as a team coming up on the 9/23!! :)

Ah, the low-carb diet. Does that mean no carbs at all or can you have quinoa and things like that? When I did my cleansing diet (to help with my allergies), the only carbs I was allowed to have was quinoa and small amounts of sweet potato. I needed SOMETHING to sustain me and my large appetite! :P

Yeah I don’t think there’s any low-carb desserts here for you to try. Though I plan to start posting more food recipes :)

This is basically no carbs—20 grams or less per day. I am just trying to head off genetic health problems. No sweet potatoes, because those are loaded with carbs, which is a major bummer since I love them!

I get what you’re saying. I had to do my crazy diet for health reasons too. I feel like it’s better that way because you have a real motivating factor, not like trying to fit your ass into your skinny jeans from yesteryear.

Hang tight and stick through it :) Then hopefully you’ll be healthy enough to eat a sweet potato or two (or five) in the near future :P

Loved your post about Breats & Blue Balls. Just started a blog and all I can think is, is there any way our families are related? LOL ! Can’t say anything that doesn’t mean something else. Thanks for the chuckle and inspriation!

Must share! Barrett Jackson is auctioning off the ORIGINAL BAT MOBILE live on TV right now! I’m on east coast – Saturday at 10:30 pm. The reserve is off and it’s at 2.5M
Thought you should know in case you want to bid too!

Hi, I’ve nominated you for A Great Moment in My Life Award. Please see my post at http://bookpeeps.org/2013/05/14/2fer/ No need to post on it if you don’t have time. I’m happy to be able to point my readers to your vyvacious blog!

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