I. am a newe user on there boreds, and. of course none of you woold now/susptect if I wasn not!! Tee-hee! I have startud aknew...i mean...I hope i will be welcomed hear! becaus i am NEWe! completly NEWe!

hmmm, there was a tortilla rita around the old boards, but of course that can't be you!

_________________"You can generally reduce flatulence if you avoid common allergens...and avoid the cruciferous veggies... But then what will form the musical accompaniment to the movie that is your life?" Tofulish

_________________"I love you, but you need to get out of the kitchen before I spatula your face." -Pinko"You can always trade sex for cookies. It might make you feel dirty, but just keep your eyes closed and think of vanilla." -Tofulish

_________________Yeah it’s two R’s, h-o-r-r... yeah, right."So something ripped him open and ate out his insides?" "Like an oreo cookie! ... well, except for, you know, without the chocolaty cookie goodness."DON'T WARN THE TADPOLES!

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

_________________No. No. fork life allatimes. - mumblesThat commercial didn't make me want to go out and buy Dove, but this thread did make me sniff my armpits. They smell like apricot. - designedtobekind