in the interests of science i tried to hold a Kg of Meth in my vagina.
sadly being a male and not having a handy vagina to use, i had to use my rectum, and being a non drug user, i used the equivalent weight(about 2 pints) in meths, and let me tell you something, im not surprised she was walking suspiciously!
ive been crouched over the toilet for three days now, with agonising cramps and profuse blood loss.
and they say science is dull!