cheap_thoughts:iheartscotch: Ok, my first green. I submit random stuff from time to time. Usually with a reference to an obscure or not so obscure movie.

So, there I was, just minding my own business; I saw this article about heavy water use. My mind went directly to Robert Oppenheimer.

I'd like to thank all of you magnificent bastards for upvoting my submission; and the various mods who control these things. Most of all, I'd like to thank Unfreakable for TF.

Congratulations, you still live in Salina.

/sorry.

Hey now; salina doesn't suck THAT bad.

Ok, the water has some Carbon Tetra-Chloride contamination. Ok, the job market for anyone above minimum wage is tighter than a snare drum. Ok, the majority of the women sound like Phyllis Diller and look like Frankenstein.