Nothing by GreySoul: Empty writeup. Clever, but not quite clever enough. It was from the ninth; I asked the user to get it nuked at the time. I also accidentally C!'d it back then, so he's 5 XP to the good for all that.

Gervase by St3o: Hysterical hooting and yowling about something which I presume to be a television program. The other writeup in the node suggests that St3o's predictions regarding this "Gervase" creature were wildly inaccurate anyway. No loss. It's amazing how some people spend their time here, when they'd really be much happier biting the heads off chickens and fouling the straw they sleep on.

Johnny Crash by Johnny Crash: He asked that it be killed. Don't ask me why. It was at -7, though, and it was the last writeup he had. There was one clever bit: He claimed to be "an experimental crossbreed between the genes of Johnny Cash and Darby Crash" (I didn't say it was neatly expressed; I just like the idea), and he's even in a band. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, Mr. Crash.