Not many people know that when Bill went to use the bathroom after the final debate, he ended up at a urinal next to Trump. He took a look over, and said, “ho-lee, you’ve got a giant hog there, Donald! How did you grow that?”

Trump said, “Let me tell you, Bill, it’s the most amazing thing. I met this old gypsy once, beautiful woman, and she told me the secret. She told me that if I wanted a yuge, yuge knob, I needed to slap it against the bedpost three times before I go to sleep every night. Three times. And let me tell you, it’s the best thing I ever did, and I still do it every night.”

Bill figured that Donald was full of shit, but it wore on him all night. He stayed up late, thinking about it. He finally decided to go to bed, and when he did, impulse got the best of him. He pulled it out, walked over to the bedpost, and whack whack whack.