ELECTRIFYING TELEVISION INCLUDES
"AMERICAN IDOL" WILD CARD ROUND AND TOP 12 REVEALED MARCH 5,
PLUS LIVE PERFORMANCE SHOWS MARCH 10, 17, 24 AND 31;
TIME PERIOD PREMIERE OF "LIE TO ME" MARCH 11;
"BONES" MYSTERY DIRECTED BY STAR DAVID BOREANAZ MARCH 12;
GAME-CHANGING TWO-PART CHAPTER OF
"TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES" MARCH 13 AND 20; MILESTONE 750TH EPISODE OF "COPS" MARCH 21;
"THE SIMPSONS" HEAD TO IRELAND MARCH 22;
SPECIAL "HOUSE" EPISODE MARCH 23;
AND CELEBRITY DINNER SERVICE ON "HELL'S KITCHEN" MARCH 26;

This March FOX delivers major television events, all-new episodes and top guest stars, including a special "Wild Card" episode of AMERICAN IDOL that will reveal this season's Top 12 March 5, plus LIVE performance shows March 10, 17, 24 and 31 and LIVE results shows March 11, 18 and 25 and April 1; the time period premiere of LIE TO ME March 11; BONES star David Boreanaz making his directorial debut with a baffling BONES mystery March 12; a game-changing two-part installment of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES March 13 and 20; the landmark 750th edition of COPS March 21; THE SIMPSONS heading overseas to Grandpa's Irish hometown March 22; a special HOUSE installment filmed and told for the first time from the patient's perspective March 23; and celebrities adding fuel to the fire during a tense dinner service on HELL'S KITCHEN March 26.

Here are the highlights, night by night, for this March on FOX:

MONDAY

Spend Mondays this March with two of TV's most riveting leading men � Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) and Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) � with four all-new episodes of HOUSE and four all-new thrilling installments of 24.

Monday, March 9

HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "The Social Contract"

House and the team take on the case of Nick (guest star Jay Karnes), a book editor who starts hurling insults at coworkers during a dinner party. Nick's frontal lobe inhibition causes him to vocalize all of his innermost thoughts, resulting in extremely shocking outbursts directed at his family and the doctors trying to cure him. Meanwhile, House suspects that Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) and Taub (Peter Jacobson) are keeping something from him after he catches them both in a lie.

24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "8:00 PM-9:00 PM"

Two planes have collided outside of DC, there has been an attempt on a chemical plant in Ohio, double-agents have been discovered, the First Gentleman (Colm Feore) has been kidnapped and shot � and we're only halfway through this hellacious day. Now that Dubaku (Hakeem Kae-Kazim) has been captured, his boss General Juma (Tony Todd) threatens the nation by targeting the White House. Meanwhile, steadfast President Taylor (Cherry Jones) faces a deepening foreign-policy dilemma as the international crisis literally hits home. Heroic sacrifices are made and casualties stack up as Jack Bauer's staunch defiance to uncover conspirators inside the government has critical consequences.

Monday, March 16

HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Here Kitty"

Nursing-home worker Morgan (guest star Judy Greer) fakes sick to get House's attention after the home's pet cat sleeps next to her. It seems that the cat only pays a visit to people if they are about to die � and does so with alarming accuracy. While House dismisses Morgan as a nut job, he is intrigued by her theory on the kiss-of-death cat, and sets out to disprove it. When Morgan falls seriously ill, he and the team are forced to get to the bottom of both mysteries.

24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "9:00 PM-10:00 PM"

Malevolent mastermind Jonas Hodges (Jon Voight) � first seen in 24: REDEMPTION � emerges as Jack Bauer's latest adversary as the long, terrifying day ticks deeper into the night. Jack yields results from a surprise meeting, and the fight to avert additional terror attacks continues.

Monday, March 23

HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Locked In"

In a special episode of HOUSE, shot and told predominantly from the perspective of a patient, Mos Def guest-stars as Lee, a man who awakens in New York after a bicycle accident unable to move or communicate in any way. House, himself injured in a motorcycle mishap, occupies the hospital bed next to Lee and quickly annoys the doctors treating them both by insisting that Lee has "locked-in" syndrome. After House gets Lee transferred to Princeton Plainsboro, the team is on the case to try to "unlock" him. Meanwhile, Wilson suspects House is hiding something when he refuses to divulge why he was in New York.

24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "10:00 PM-11:00 PM"

Olivia Taylor (Sprague Grayden), the President's daughter, becomes increasingly involved in the day's events, and the administration reels when a high-ranking official delivers devastating news.

Monday, March 30

HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Simple Explanation"

Charlotte (guest star Colleen Camp), an older woman who has spent the last six months taking care of her dying husband Eddie (guest star Meat Loaf), is rushed to Princeton Plainsboro after collapsing from respiratory failure. The couple becomes a double mystery for the team when Eddie begins to improve as Charlotte's condition worsens. The previously unthinkable becomes real when it seems that Charlotte will die before Eddie, and the team will be forced to make a difficult decision.

24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "11:00 PM-12:00 AM"

The game changes for Jack Bauer, and the FBI is forced to collaborate with other federal agencies. As the threat intensifies, the administration shakes things up and seeks a new perspective.

TUESDAY

AMERICAN IDOL delivers LIVE performance shows all month long as the 2009 finalists perform for America's vote.

The Top 12 finalists take the AMERICAN IDOL stage for the first time to perform LIVE for the nation. The contestants will sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America's vote and surviving another week in the competition. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and who buckles under the pressure.

And then there were nine. The Top 9 finalists perform LIVE with hopes of moving on in the competition.

WEDNESDAY

On Wednesday nights this March, FOX presents four all-new episodes of new hit series LIE TO ME and four all-new AMERICAN IDOL results shows.

Wednesday, March 11

LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Do No Harm" � Time Period Premiere

In the time period premiere, Lightman (Tim Roth) and Foster (Kelli Williams) investigate the disappearance of an 11-year-old girl (guest star Madeline Carroll), and Loker (Brendan Hines) and Torres (Monica Raymund) must determine whether a famous peace activist (guest star Christine Adams) is who she claims to be and if her bestselling memoir is true.

The first finalist will be eliminated from the competition and sent home during the LIVE results show.

Wednesday, March 18

LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "The Best Policy"

When Lightman is hired by an old friend (guest star D.W. Moffett) to find a corporate spy at a pharmaceutical company, he is put in a compromising position when he discovers a high-level conspiracy surrounding a new drug that could put thousands of lives at risk. The team is also hired by the State Department to assist with negotiations for the release of two American citizens (guest stars Brian Norris and Jessie Linde) imprisoned in Yemen.

Another finalist is eliminated from the competition in the LIVE results show, revealing this season's Top 10.

Wednesday, March 25

LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Life Is Priceless"

In the wake of a building collapse in a small town outside Washington, Lightman is brought in to determine who is at fault and winds up discovering a massive cover-up. Meanwhile, the team is hired by a "dot-com" billionaire (guest star Pej Vahdat) to determine if his girlfriend (guest star Virginia Williams) loves him for the right reasons.

The final 10 contestants find out who will be sent packing in another all-new LIVE results show.

Wednesday, April 1

LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Depraved Heart"

Lightman becomes obsessed with his investigation of two young women (guest stars Naila Azad and Seema Lazar) who committed suicide. The team also tries to recover billions of dollars for investors who were bilked by a Ponzi scheme.

The special "Wild Card" episode will feature the judges' (Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson) favorite remaining contestants who will battle it out LIVE for a coveted spot in the next phase of the competition.

HELL'S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "12 Chefs Compete"

After sending the chefs to an Asian market, Chef Ramsay challenges them to create three Asian-fusion dishes utilizing poultry, seafood and beef, which are to be judged by Ramsay and Tanya Steel, the editor-in-chief of Epicurious.com,. The following night, the teams go head-to-head at dinner service, and tensions run high as chefs from both teams crack under pressure.

Thursday, March 12

BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "The Bones That Foam"

In an episode directed by BONES star David Boreanaz, bungee-jumping newlyweds plunge off a bridge on their wedding day only to come face-to-face with a corpse lying at the bottom of the gorge. After ruling out suicide, Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Booth (Boreanaz) and the Jeffersonian team try to determine the cause of death. When they notice an unknown substance oozing from the body, the lab is thrown into immediate lockdown, and they realize they have only 24 hours to unravel the mystery before the bones disintegrate.

HELL'S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "11 Chefs Compete"

The teams feel the heat when Chef Ramsay challenges them to prepare food for a bar mitzvah. Although the chefs perform one of their best services yet, the intensity of HELL'S KITCHEN keeps dinner from being perfect, and the night's elimination leaves ten chefs in the kitchen.

Thursday, March 19

BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "The Salt in the Wounds"

Booth and Brennan investigate a petrified human body found buried in a mound of salt in a city de-icing truck. They discover that the victim was a pregnant 16-year-old high school volleyball player, and are shocked to find that nearly half of her teammates are either pregnant or already have babies as part of a "pregnancy pact."

HELL'S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "10 Chefs Compete"

Chef Ramsay introduces the teams to the latest culinary trend of small-plate- or "tapas"-style of dining and asks them to transform a day's leftovers into perfectly portioned delectable dishes. At dinner service, a mistake made by one of the top ten chefs nearly sabotages both teams' performances, and a lack of unity in the Blue Team leaves Gordon furious.

Thursday, March 26

BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "The Doctor in the Den"

The half-eaten body of Cam's (Tamara Taylor) former fianc�e is found in the tiger cage at the zoo, and Booth and Brennan determine the death was no accident. The team pieces together the fianc�e's final evening and questions suspects, including Brandon Casey (guest star Chad Lowe) whom Sweets (John Francis Daley) and Angela (Michaela Conlin) hypnotize to help jog his memory.

HELL'S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "9 Chefs Compete"

Chef Ramsay puts the teams' palates to the test in a surprise taste-test challenge. During dinner service, a packed restaurant always causes tensions to run high, but when a few celebrities (guest stars Eric McCormack and Robert Patrick) stop by for dinner, the intensity really heats up.

In the first part of a game-changing two-part installment, Jesse (guest star Stephanie Jacobsen) flashes back to a life-altering mission aboard her submarine, the Jimmy Carter. Meanwhile, Sarah (Lena Headey) and John (Thomas Dekker) decide they can't continue living in their house and make plans to leave.

DOLLHOUSE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "True Believer"

Imprinted as a blind girl, Echo must infiltrate a heavily guarded cult run by a charismatic leader (guest star Brian Bloom) before a Waco-like tragedy strikes.

The exciting two-parter continues as Jesse's submarine mission in the future takes a fatal turn that has unforeseen consequences for John, Sarah and Derek (Brian Austin Green) in the present. Also, Sarah deals with Cameron, who has become a liability, and John steps up and makes a life-or-death choice.

DOLLHOUSE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "Man on the Street"

Agent Ballard's investigation takes a surprising turn when he comes face-to-face and fist-to-fist with Echo for the very first time.

Friday, March 27

TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) �

"To The Lighthouse"

Fearing for her life, Sarah stashes John in a safe house with the only person she believes she can rely on, Charley Dixon (guest star Dean Winters). Cameron and Derek struggle to work together after she reveals a big secret, and Weaver's (Shirley Manson) entire effort is at risk when John Henry (Garret Dillahunt) is compromised � but by whom?

DOLLHOUSE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "Echoes"

A deadly virus outbreak on a college campus sends Echo back to school where pieces of her past come into focus.

SATURDAY

This March, FOX Saturday is chock-full: six all-new episodes of COPS, four all-new special-edition episodes of AMERICA'S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK and four all-new airings of Saturday-night staples MADtv and TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN.

Saturday, March 7

COPS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) � "COPS: Liar Liar #3"

There are lots of lies but no confessions when drivers, drugs and dishonesty come together as officers patrol Cleveland; Sacramento, CA; and Hillsborough County, FL.

COPS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "COPS: Liar Liar #2"

In an encore episode, white lies, untruths and elaborate tales are par for the course for detectives and officers from Las Vegas, San Diego and Broward County, FL.

John Walsh and AMERICA'S MOST WANTED travel to Jackson Hole, WY, in hopes of solving the tragic murder of Benjamin Bradley, an avid snowboarder whose adventurous life was cut short just days before his 29th birthday. One thing missing at the murder scene: Ben's one-of-a-kind snowboard, which may hold the clue to capturing his killer. Jesse Csincsak, celebrity snowboarder and Season 4 winner of "The Bachelorette," teams up with John and AMW to help bring Ben's family the justice they deserve.

MADtv (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT)

Jerry Springer brings the drama from his daytime talkshow to the MADtv stage when an audience member asks Jerry for a paternity test to find out if he is the father of her baby. Also, "Ann Curry" (Bobby Lee) takes tips from Nicole Parker on how to save money during these difficult economic times, and Crista Flanagan's fan favorite "Luann" is back and dating.

TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT)

Tommy Chong and Richard "Cheech" Marin reunite to chat with Spike Feresten about their comedy tour "Light Up America and Canada."

Saturday, March 14

COPS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) � "COPS: On The Run"

Suspects have police on the run with high-speed car chases and frantic foot pursuits, including some thirsty thieves in Hillsborough County, FL, who run out of breath � and beer.

COPS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "COPS: Evidence�What Evidence? #2"

Even with evidence caught on tape, suspects in Rancho Cucamonga, CA; Broward Country, FL; and Las Vegas claim innocence in an encore episode.

A startling discovery in the woods of New Jersey has haunted investigators for years. The charred remains of a small child were found just 50 feet off a busy interstate, and despite numerous clues recovered at the scene, investigators have never been able to identify the small victim dubbed "Baby Bones."

MADtv (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT)

The Kardashian family � Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner � guest-star on MADtv to battle it out on "Celebrity Family Feud" hosted by "Al Roker" (Keegan-Michael Key). Plus, guest star Tila Tequila jumps into party mode reporting from the beaches of spring break with fellow CNN special correspondent "Tank" (Bobby Lee).

In the milestone 750th episode, high points are celebrated and low points profiled when suspects in Hillsborough County, FL, are caught siphoning gas and snorting cocaine.

COPS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "COPS: Bad Girls #12"

Bad girls are out in force again as a woman with a felony warrant is arrested in Harris County, TX; a new bride causes a domestic disturbance in Las Vegas; and officers have to keep the peace between two quarrelling females in Minneapolis.

John Walsh personally answers a viewer's plea for help by visiting Wesley Davis, a man whose 16-year-old son, Wendale, was shot to death in 2006 while sitting in a car outside his girlfriend's Bakersfield, CA, home. In addition to trying to solve the case, AMW highlights Wesley's efforts to create a positive outcome from this tragic event: the founding of the Wendale Davis Foundation, a resource for at-risk kids. John travels with the Foundation as they take a group of at-risk girls into a maximum security women's prison filled with some of the country's most dangerous criminals.

MADtv (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT)

Long-time MADtv friend Kathy Griffin hosts a special night honoring MADtv alum Michael McDonald and his fan-favorite characters, including man-child "Stuart Larkin" and "Mofaz," along with his impressions of "Dr. Phil," "Hugh Laurie" and "Maury Povich."

Ire-filled suspects get feisty and are tazed, dazed and confused when the instigators lose to investigators in Las Vegas, Minneapolis and King County, WA.

COPS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "COPS: High Crimes #4"

Officers and deputies are on the case in Harris County, TX; King County, WA; and Minneapolis as substances � some recreational, some illegal � mix with car chases, domestic disturbances and routine traffic stops.

Retired FBI Agent Wilfred Baptiste worked closely with AMERICA'S MOST WANTED for many years, but this time, the partnership involves tragic personal circumstances: his brother's brutal murder in St. Thomas. John Walsh travels with Special Agent Baptiste to the crime scene to join forces with the U.S. Virgin Islands Police Department to help a dedicated investigator get justice for his brother and his family.

MADtv (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT)

Tommy Chong and Richard "Cheech" Marin guest-star on MADtv and join Bobby Lee on a brand-new "24" adventure that goes up in smoke.

FOX Sundays in March offer up all-new episodes of HOLE IN THE WALL, THE SIMPSONS, KING OF THE HILL, FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD.

Sunday, March 8

HOLE IN THE WALL (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT)

The first all-new March episode of HOLE IN THE WALL features the "Battle of the Bendables" as male acrobats challenge female gymnasts, and the second game "hangs ten" when surfer boys compete against surfer girls.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) � "No Loan Again, Naturally"

After too many years of financing their annual Mardi Gras party on home equity loans, Homer and Marge's adjustable mortgage rate skyrockets, forcing them to put their house on the market. Flanders outbids Mr. Burns to become the Simpsons' new landlord.

KING OF THE HILL (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Bwah My Nose"

On the anniversary of Hank and the gang's big high school football championship loss, the winning team mocks them, forcing Hank and the guys to demand a flag football rematch. After Hank breaks his nose during a practice session and gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, he's so pleased with the results that he's tempted out of vanity to abandon his teammates during the most important comeback game of their lives.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) � "Family Gay"

To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene (guest voice Seth Rogen) that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny." Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy.

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "Roy Rogers McFreely"

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store for Roger's "Roy Rogers," he goes ballistic, vowing to get Stan back by taking over a project close to his heart � the homeowner's association. So when "Roy Rogers McFreely" is appointed chairman and starts to abuse his power, Stan, Hayley and Steve lead the opposition to preserve the small town's American values and take back the community.

Sunday, March 15

HOLE IN THE WALL (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT)

An all-new episode features soccer moms versus hip hop moms, and the second game is a battle of the food servers as the pretzel posse competes against the flying tortillas.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) � "Gone Maggie Gone"

In this take on "National Treasure," Maggie disappears at a convent, and Lisa goes undercover as a nun to solve a mystery involving a rare jewel.

KING OF THE HILL (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Uncool Customer"

Asking for a cassette tape at a record store makes Peggy realize how uncool she really is. Determined to learn what is "in," she befriends Katt Savage (guest voice Kate Walsh), the coolest mom at Bobby's new cotillion class, who takes Peggy on new adventures to trendy places, introduces her to new people and shows her the new fashion trends. Peggy's new-found skills are put to the test when Katt invites Bobby and Peggy to her daughter's coming out party.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) � "The Juice Is Loose"

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket he won in 1989 and the prize is a golf outing with O.J. Simpson, whom Peter befriends and brings home to the family. But the residents of Quahog aren't welcoming to the new resident.

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "Jack's Back"

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his dad never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

Sunday, March 22

HOLE IN THE WALL (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT)

Another all-new March episode of HOLE IN THE WALL features tow-truck drivers competing against female karate experts, and the second games pits male flight attendants against firemen.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) � "In the Name of the Grandfather"

The Simpson family travels to Ireland so Grandpa can have one last pint at his beloved O'Flanagan's Pub in Dunkilderry. But his hometown isn't the quaint little Irish village that Grandpa remembers; it's become a gentrified yuppie enclave filled with hipsters, bluetooths and swanky coffee shops. After a few spirits at a rundown and empty O'Flanagan's Pub, Homer and Grandpa buy the establishment from owner Tom O'Flanagan (guest voice Colm Meany) and rely on Moe to bring Simpson & Son Pub back to life.

KING OF THE HILL (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Nancy Does Dallas"

Hank becomes a "Dale" sitter when Nancy Gribble leaves the small-town local news arena in Arlen for the bright lights of Dallas field reporting. With Nancy away, Dale finds the independence he has been longing for, but when he gets out of hand, Peggy and Hank beg Nancy to come home.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) � "FOX-y Lady"

Lois lands a job at FOX News where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host, she gets canned.

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "Bar Mitzvah Shuffle"

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's (guest voice Seth Green) bar mitzvah, after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie (guest voice Lizzy Caplan). But when Snot is wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi, putting his own celebration in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch an idea to a cell phone company, but the plan gets "dropped" when they can't deliver the goods.

Sunday, March 29

HOLE IN THE WALL (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT)

An all-new episode will have you seeing triple when the Fiddling Triplets challenge the Damn Sisters, while the second game pits jockeys against sumo wrestlers.

THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) � "Wedding for Disaster"

Kelsey Grammer guest-voices as Sideshow Bob. When their marriage turns out to be invalid, Homer asks Marge for a re-do on their "I do's." But when Homer mysteriously disappears just before the wedding, Bart and Lisa go searching for answers.

THE SIMPSONS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) � "Take My Life, Please"

In an encore episode, Homer gets a taste of what his life would have been like had he been elected class president in high school, after meeting an old Italian cook whose magical tomato sauce, when stirred in just the right way, reveals what could have been.

FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) � "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven"

The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" � including Patrick Stewart, Levar Burton, Gates McFadden, Michael Dorn, Wil Wheaton, Denise Crosby, Marina Sirtis, Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes � provides guest voices on the last all-new March episode of FAMILY GUY. The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesn't get a chance to ask his favorite "Star Trek: The Next Generation" cast members any questions. He devises a plan, builds a transporter and beams the entire cast to his bedroom so they can spend a fun-filled day together in Quahog.

AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) � "Wife Insurance"

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."