The mighty hunter, Oronis Hinkelgreve, stalked silently through a dusty hall within the bowels of the Citadel, his faithful manservant Humbert close behind him. "What did you see, sir?" asked the humble minion.

"An Apostrophe Grazer has passed by here.... Recently, by the look of the tracks."

The lad shuddered in fear as he glanced at the torn steel of a dingbat trap left in the hallway earlier. Obviously, more powerful measures would be needed.

I've noticed that when I'm working on a sub, sometimes all of my apostrophes vanish. I generally work in Microsoft Word, then transfer the sub into the site's workspace, later discovering that the apostrophes and quotation marks have vanished.

I have also observed that some of my older subs have the same problem. Apparently, one of the Dingbat traps is malfunctioning...

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

Replacing Existing Smart Quotes with Straight QuotesUse the following method to replace existing smart quotes with straight quotes in a document. 1. To turn off smart quotes, follow these steps: a. On the Tools menu, click AutoCorrect, and then click the AutoFormat As You Type tab.b. Under Replace as you type, clear the "Straight quotes" with "smart quotes" check box and then click OK.

2. On the Edit menu, click Replace.3. In the Find what box, type a quotation mark.4. In the Replace with box, type a quotation mark.5. Click Replace All.