According to Dicks Sporting Goods, the above map shows which player’s jersey was the highest selling for each state this season. Big shocker, Joe Flacco and his gorgeous hair is number one in Maryland.

But what was really shocking was the player who had the number one jersey sale amongst women in the country…

Wait for it..wait for it…

Joe Haden. Joe fucking Haden. The same Joe Haden who plays cornerback for the Cleveland Browns. Great player, most random jersey sale ever.