Gert paid Jacques a visit which was now getting too long.Jacques's wife was not happy with the stay as Gert had been with them for 3 weeks and all he does is eat, watch tv and sleep.Jacques's wife pleaded with Jacques to find a way of getting rid of him.After 3 days of long thinking, Jacques decided to ask Gert to leave but in a way that wouldn't ruin their friendship.As they were having dinner, Jacques said to Gert:"My friend-you have been with us for such a long time, and we love having you here but don't you think your 3 girls and your lovely wife now miss you?"Gert answered: "My friend, you are probably right because I miss them as well, excuse me" standing up from the table.Jacques getting excited: "Are you thinking of leaving now"Gert answered: " No-I'm going to phone them so they also come over here"Jacques's wife fainted...