Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Will you be my Ex-Lax?

Okay, I'm not too proud to admit that I have absolutely no idea what to write about next. So, in the spirit of creative constipation, I'm asking for suggestions from You, the Internet as a Whole. Topics, questions, lewd sexual emails with photographs, all that jizz. Jazz. That's what I meant.

Ooh, ooh, we were talking about this at my place yesterday: How about your bucket list? I mean a really, truly one, things you want to do in life that you haven't done yet, but really want to go for? And . . . then you could do a fuckit list -- things you used to think you wanted to, or ought to do, but NO! You changed your mind.

Just make up sh*t. You have such a gift for writing, anything you write about I find interesting!However, if you really want ideas, what about the girls that got away...or the boys that didn't get to play...kitties every day...

I have been at a loss for awhile, too. Blog about the worst poo experience you've ever had. I seem to be the official king of poo here on the blog, so I guess it's only appropriate that I ask for this.