Okay, fine, you got me. However, it should be noted that your trolling persona is just about as annoying as your Christian persona, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if you actually did turn out to be a Christian who got freaked out after the internet turned on you so viciously, which inspired you to make up this new trolling persona. (Reverse trolling?) Also it should be noted that trolling about Japan equals joking about Japan, which means under any and every circumstance you still suck.