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Monday, April 26, 2010

The voice from nowhere

The other day, I was having a shower, and I swear I heard someone say, "hurry up! I need a pee!"

So, I hurried up. But, the strange thing is, when I went out of the bathroom, the only living being around was Willow. Everyone else - even Kero - was upstairs. And all of them were asleep.

On seeing me come out of the bathroom, Willow began her, "let me out, I have to pee," dance (I know, because she's not careful who she steps on, or what she runs in to, and you tend to notice a labrador slamming in to your leg, and stepping on your foot). So I let her out.

Like I said though, nobody else was even awake.

I came to the conclusion that there were only three possible explanations for this:

1. Willow has learned to talk, or communicate telepathically, and told me she had to pee.

2. I subconciously knew Willow had to pee, and didn't hear a voice at all. It was my own thoughts, and I was just telling myself what Willow was thinking while waiting for me.

3. It's finally happened... I've lost the plot!

I'd like to say it was one of the first two, but I'm afraid the third one is much more likely.

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