This is a fan-made trailer for Iron Man 2 created by Vic at ScreenRant, who I hear has a natural, masculine musk. It was created using just footage of Iron Man 2 that was already online, but the result is a surprisingly cool, almost four minutes of footage. Am I the only one thinking this looks like it could be better than the first one? Sam Rockwell? Machine-gun hands? Yes, please. Also, this is the first time I’m noticing it, but is there a subtle, MMA angle? Tony Stark is wearing MMA gloves and later, ScarJo does some crazy 69-Judo throw on a guy. (Also yes, please). Keep in mind, Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau also played in MMA fighter in Four Christmases, and in his six-episode arc on Friends as Monica’s boyfriend back in ’97, he played a rich guy who was training to be an Ultimate Fighter. I don’t know what I was trying to prove with that, but I feel like Glenn Beck all of a sudden.

Also, I made an Iron Man tribute of my own below. I didn’t use any of the footage, but I think you’ll agree it’s just as good:

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i’m thinking about pulling a Cartman and freezing myself until the release of this movie

03.12.10 at 12:47 pm

Johns Little Dick

“…by Vic at ScreenRant, who I hear has a natural, masculine musk.”

I acquired that same musky smell after i became to lazy to wipe up my own jizz.

03.12.10 at 12:52 pm

Donkey Hodey

I think you’ve cracked the case, Vince. John Favreau likes MMA.

So why the hell aren’t there more subtle references to nachos in Brett Ratner movies?

03.12.10 at 12:58 pm

Donkey Hodey

The correct answer: Ratner doesn’t do subtle.

03.12.10 at 1:18 pm

Stone Soup

One of the MLIT fans tried to do the same thing for the latest Twilight film, but could not figure out how to paste more than one YouTube link at a time into Facebook.

03.12.10 at 1:20 pm

Watanabex

oh man that jerry mcwire kid is so talented

03.12.10 at 1:35 pm

Watanabex

thats-a spicy durst-a

03.12.10 at 1:37 pm

Contractor Mike

I’ll save you!

Fuck me – MIKE

03.12.10 at 1:39 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

People say MMA is gay, but it’s more homophobic than gay because having man-bag in your face while you wrestle makes you wanna fight a faggot.

03.12.10 at 1:42 pm

Contractor Mike

Also: fuck Hitler. New up.

03.12.10 at 2:09 pm

gremlin1122

How many times do you think that guy messed up on purpose just to get another face full of ScarJo’s crotch? If I was that guy that scene would still be being shot to this day. Actually, probably just till I finished (halfway through the second take)

03.12.10 at 4:07 pm

Moose

I was going to do a mash-up of a John Hughes film and Iron Man entitled Ferrous Bueller’s Day Off, but I lack the skill and desire to do so.