March 7, 2012

What Was In LeBron’s Tiny Purse?

“On Sunday morning, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade walked through Staples Center and proceeded to shake up the interwebs with another joint fashion statement. Yes, Wade’s outfit was abnormal for the standard NBA player (white pants, spray-on copper shirt, big purse) but at this point, that’s par for the course for the Dade County Diva. What stole the show, however, was his 6-foot-8 man-child teammate, who was carrying around a bag the size of a cannoli.
“Much was made about LeBron’s latest fashion decision, and many speculated about what he lugged around in that leather Ziploc.

Some of my guesses:
— A single, monogrammed Q-tip
— A set of jacks
— A full facial set
— Loose mayonnaise
— An even smaller bag
— 3 quarters and no rings

“Unfortunately, because Captain and Tennille LeBron and Wade are such easy targets for all of the hate, the beauty in their fashion decisions is often lost in the shuffle.”