It's that coveted day of the year -- when boys and girls become men and women, chefs become better chefs, and all of the media will immediately start debating who deserved a James Beard nomination and who didn't. Get excited!

Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.

WATCH: Alton Brown Demos the Simple Way And The Bloody Way to Slice A Mango

According to Alton Brown, the number of yearly hospital visits due to mango-related injuries vastly outstrip the number of hospital visits based on weasel attacks. And the reason is that people often use terribly dangerous techniques to slice mangoes — ones that involve cutting a knife into the general direction of your hand — which, when you think about it, is dumb.

As part of Brown’s anti-dumb-food-injuries crusade, he demonstrates a much better way to slice a mango below. It’s great if you don’t like blood. (There’s also the bloody way to slice a mango, but you’re a bit of a weirdo if you prefer that method.)