He seems to like it though. Presumably he didn’t look in the mirror before he had this picture taken, because knowing what a big old tart he is, he would have preferred not to look such a goon. But then we doubt there’s a trendy line in er, camel polo playing accessories.

Mark’s on his hols with his mates Kenzie and James Argent in Dubai and tweeted this recently: “Atlantis hotel dubai with 2 of my best pals RealJamesArgent & Kenz_Official drinking whisky living life to the full. Work hard play hard.”

The work part is in the form of a fitness programme for Daybreak called Downsize in Dubai, where he’s helping people lose weight by trying to motivate them.

To be honest, we’re not feeling the camel challenge much – mainly because there’s that many of them in Britain and also because we don’t fancy camel hat hair.