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In his own words

Native Coloradoan which MAKES ME AWESOME-R than most, I also have some Southern Georgia experience, but the West is the Best! My kiddos are awesome and of the teenage variety but I also have time for myself to get out and play.
I love discovering new music, while drinking old fashions or other retro drink. I love to laugh, no seriously I am addicted. If you have any type of adoration for Louis C.K. or Judd Apatow, Larry David comedic style then we will get along. I also can do serious documentary and drama, get introspective with some Bon Iver and Iron and Wine. I am not a one trick pony. I’m into astrophysicist nerd stuff. It puts me in awe of the world and universe.
I’m pretty decent on the grill and enjoy thoughtful discussions on a plethora of topics. Health and fitness are important to me, and cheeseburgers. I consider myself a master smoothie maker with in my blend Tech. I also can be a bit of a smart arse and a bit competitive trash talker, so don't be too uptight or I'll send you home.
I am looking for a close approximation of this person:
A sweet lady who is active, has an open heart, independent, interesting, attractive and knows how to have fun, go with the flow type, non-cat-lady-ish, does not L.A.R.P, and laughs at my jokes. I am not a super outdoors freak-a-zoid but I do enjoy it. I am balanced and hopefully you are too.
Overall if there is an attraction and some interest we should meet up for a drink.