I'm not so sure about all that other stuff you mentioned but there is one for sure telling sign. If on a Friday night ( for example) your head is buried in some dudes lap and you're smoking his cock and enjoying the fun no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise right then and there, On Friday night ... YOU GAY! YOU ABSOLUTELY GAY!

jsttennis77 said I'm not so sure about all that other stuff you mentioned but there is one for sure telling sign. If on a Friday night ( for example) your head is buried in some dudes lap and you're smoking his cock and enjoying the fun no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise right then and there, On Friday night ... YOU GAY! YOU ABSOLUTELY GAY!

You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art.Art? Is that what they call it now?

You're good pals with women other people can't stand.Some of them are even my relatives

You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.And some that I do

You break out into a diva lip synch at the drop of a hat.Lipsynching is for amateurs "Sing out Louise...sing out!"

You make sure your home for american Idol.And have to put up with those two queens... Simon and Seacrest?

There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.But you didn't say terrified of what?

You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales

Nope... makes me nauseous

Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.Yeah...but it took a while to get there

Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."No need for the euphemistic terms[/i]You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star.[/i]And at least one who lives up to his claim to fame

You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art. No maybe on my computer in my house I think thats tacky..

You're good pals with women other people can't stand. Maybe that applies to one friend.. Most of my female friends are popular and well liked by all there peers.

You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home. Nope..

You break out into a diva lip sych at the drop of a hat. No I can't stand Whitney and Deborah Cox makes me angry. I like Madonna thou.

You make sure your home for american Idol. I hate this show.

There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. No. But there a Married guy who wants to do me

You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales I keep it under my bathroom counter. I wear brand name because I can afford it. I don't need to show of lables so other people think I have money.

Some of your best friends are your ex lovers. I've never been in a serious LTR and any guys who i've dated and its not worked out I don't keep in my life. I'd settle for friends but they never seem to want to be "just" friends.

Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate." Don't have one.

You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star. No.

I'm gay because I like men. This is just the sort of bullshit women find cute and straight guys roll there eyes at and sets everything gay activists have fought for back 30 years..