You see that? That's 28.5 POUNDS OF MAGAZINE. 28.5 lbs. is the ridiculous sum total of all our fall fashion magazine weigh-ins; the combined weight of these 13 glossies exceeds that of all the models who appear in them.

But anyhow: Last night we made our last trip to the newsstand for magazine-weighing purposes; naturally, it was our most grueling burden. But, for the sake of research, we lugged 13.5 pounds of aspirational luxury back to HQ and added them to the monstrous pile. Our back could be feeling better, thanks.

After the jump, the final weigh-in, featuring heavyweight champ Vogue and the other fatties.

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Notes:
• Good to see Bazaar hanging in there with the African queen.
• Fuck you, Vogue.
• You know exactly why we included Details.