The latest news about 74-year-old Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi is that there exists photographic evidence of him frolicking with showgirls in the infamous "bunga bunga" room.

Despite the fact that no one really wants to see said images, it appears that they have prompted a bidding war. Starting price? One miiiiillion Euros! Of course, Berlusconi denies any wrongdoing, denies that he photographs exist, and his legal team swears if they do exist, they are "fakes, manipulated pictures, photo montages." Yay?