The Adelaide music scene: to many of you it might be little more than a touring speed bump between Melbourne and Perth but to us it's a way of life. Feast within, on all its dysfunctioning splendour, as we bring you the highly satirical, laughingly fictional and intellectually imbecile tales from our rock & roll wasteland...

yeah.. ok.. this is a bit of a geeky post.. but after seeing the guitarist of THE BLACK DOVES running this on his ipod at the CRANKA, I thought this wuz worth mentioning.. why? coz I saw this lunatic using it to play DOOM on his freaking ipod.. yup.. that's right, DOOM kiddies!! ON HIS FREAKING IPOD!! no, not the movie you eeidiot.. but, the original 1993/1994 classic PC game in it's original chainsaw / shotgun / plasma rifle / BFG demonic badass'ness!! how freaking COOL IS THAT SHIT !!?

(hmmm.. I could've sworn I could hear the sound of crickets chirping..)

yup, anyhoo.. download this firmware replacement for your ipod / iriver (or wot'ever else next generation MP3 player you may happen to run) and yoooou too could inflict this level of carnage and much much more stupidity.. YAY :)