Oh my heck...I don't know if I should be more impressed at your skillful memory, your humor, or your poetry! I can't believe how true this all was. You had me laughing through this entire thing. What a great gift to start out my birthday.

And thank you for showing the world our "Twilight" photo where you look so good and I get to show the world why I am doing Weight Watchers. :)

I can't believe you thought you couldn't do poems anymore because of Lisa! Your poem was great! oooh, is that picture of Edward and Bella in his room??? Sorry, Happy Birthday Amy, and again, great job on the poem!

Alicia, I'm just sayin' if that novel has you stumped, maybe you should consider being a children's author for the time being. You could make some big bucks with your poetry skills and write a hilarious children's book! Think about it!! Talented, that's what you are.