“Suffocating” (TLC 8 p.m.) Cable TV, I think you have a problem with collecting shows about hoarding. You’re drowning in the damn things these days. Do yourself a favor and just stop. You don’t need any more. You have plenty.

“WWE Tribute to the Troops” (KOB-4 8 p.m.) “I’d like to dedicate the pile driver I’m about to perform on this sweaty, tattooed hulk in a unitard to the brave men and women defending our freedom overseas.”

“Million Dollar Money Drop” (KASA-2 7 p.m.) In FOX’s newest, short-lived game show sensation, contestants are given a million bucks and must wager it on various answers to trivia questions. The gimmick? Wrong answers cause the money to fall through a trap door. Perfect for people who wish “Jeopardy!” were more like Milton Bradley’s Mouse Trap.