Pete Doherty Gossip

People love throwing money away. It’s the only explanation. This is Pete Doherty today in London at a photo call to promote his own line of jewellery. Yes. Him. Jewellery. The collection is called Albion Trinketry. He collaborated with jeweller Hannah Martin. The inspiration was old time men and pocket watches and their Sunday best. Full Story

I react to Mario Lopez the same way I react to roadkill or Pete Doherty: Ew. Remember when People Magazine named him the Hottest Bachelor? Ew!!!!!!!!! I don’t get it. To me Mario Lopez is head to toe one giant dealbreaker. Full Story

Perfect day to play Would You Rather, our favourite game using Emmy Rossum’s nauseating Rossum as the ultimate benchmark for disgust. In one corner there’s Pete Doherty in a series of photos from 2004. Full Story

CAUTION: Disturbing photos! Relapse is a part of recovery. At Covenant House, I was told the average is well over 7 times. Pete Doherty has been through the cycle well over that. And while many were holding out hope after his most recent stint in rehab as a telltale “clean” bloat lodged itself all over his body, staying sober has become, yet again, a thing of the past. Full Story

Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her own life… and while it’s certainly understandable the pain of having to grow up without a father, it’s the nauseating delivery of her revelation that will bring up at least one of your intestines, if not both. Full Story

How do you get over the love of your life in five minutes? Apparently it’s possible. Because both Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have managed to fill the crack void in their lives with new crack partners. Kate of course is now with another ugly rock dude and Pete has hooked up with her former BFF Irina – a model from Montreal who was also handpicked by Kate herself and featured in her Topshop campaign. Full Story

Seems hard to believe, non? That Kate Moss has yet to reunite with that festering junkie Pete Doherty? Love Displacement… is that what it’s called? Because it’s not as though she’s SINGLE and staying away from Pete. She’s actually back in love with someone new - Jamie Hince who apparently isn’t a junkie – and so for now the ache of Crack Love is temporarily soothed. Full Story

Remember: Crack Love is Forever. So it’s only a matter of time before Kate Moss and Pete Doherty reunite. Looks like Pete is looking to accelerate the process. As you know, five minutes after throwing Pete out of her house, Kate hooked up with another musician called Jamie Hince and has since professed her undying love. Full Story

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty – after throwing him out dramatically and leaking to the papers her commitment to staying away from him and getting in shape and going to the gym and focusing on her daughter – well, of course they’re back together. For almost a week now the two have been shacked up in secret at Claridges, throwing raucous parties, probably getting sh-tfaced stoned. Full Story

Look at him. Isn’t this appetising? Can you believe this nasty clammy degenerate has no problem getting laid??? Pete Doherty was arrested Sunday night/Monday morning for drugs, of course. At the time his eyeballs were popping out of his head, he was babbling and incoherent and weeping and still…and still today he walks a free a man. Full Story