Kate Upton's Boobs Are Too Busy for This Kid's Prom Proposal

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

So, after all that back and forth over the viral prom proposal that a not-so-viral (but still positive!) response, 20-year-old supermodel Kate Upton will not be going to prom with 17-year-old Jake Davidson. Ah, scheduling, Alas, more than two million YouTube plays later, Jake's legendary effort is worth appreciating once more: