What Dudes Have to Go Through (Annoying Girls on Fantage – AGOF Series)

Cloud was particularly amused by this post I made originally on my blog someasianfantagian.wordpress.com and wanted me to post it here. Finally, after eight days, I managed to get this in:

SO here are just a few things guys pretty much have to deal with on Fantage every day. This is sort of a series I might be doing; a series of posts regarding how girls can be on our nerves on Fantage. There isn’t much girls know about how dudes experience Fantage, so here, I’ll tell you of a few of our troubles:

#1: Friend Requests From Girls

If we’re wearing an outfit even remotely attractive, girls will want to friend us because they be desperate. This is especially frequent in MyMall when I stand at the bottom. (And then awkwardly enough that one guy who friend requested me…)

#2: MyMall Searching

Because like 90% of Fantagians are female, there are mostly female items in the MyMall search list. I don’t see why Fantage won’t filter out only the dude items for us and girls’ items for them, but here’s pretty much what it looks like when I’m searching:

OK, no. Every girl already has every single one of those generic poopy items from the Lame Bot and Cody’s Crappy Cowpies! It literally increases searching time by 80%. So stop posting the things you got for free.

And along the way when I was searching, I came across this hair which I had never seen before, being sold my 100meadow:

Anyway.

#3: Having Girls as Friends Who Want to Talk to You Every. Waking. Moment.

When a girl probably “likes” you (shudders) and wants to chat with you in a blinding shade of pink and in several separate different messages instead of putting it all into one message so you keep getting chat notifications:

(xuandao in a nutshell)

#4: When Girls Criticize You For Everything You Do

For example:

Booing me for not having a kiosk? Girl, there are 30 million Fantage users and only 3,500 kiosks, about 100 of them being taken at midnight FST (Fantage/Eastern Standard Time) when the kiosk reset occurs, and you expect everyone to have one?! Jk, like only 1,000 of those users are even active anymore. *cough*

#5: When Girls Try Too Hard to Be Pretty

Eww, eww, ewww, it just makes me wanna go:

#6: Chatting With Girls

When you have to keep going brb every minute, guys wanna know if you have some sort of bladder infection or diarrhea. If you do, you should really just stay off the computer because it’s tiring trying to talk to someone that way! Think of that in a real life situation:
“Hey, Rebecca, what’d you do this weekend?”
“One second, Josh… (goes to the bathroom to fix makeup)

“OK, so you were saying?”
“Oh, did you do anything interesting ov-” (phone rings)
“Hold on, gotta take this call. Hey! It’s Becca…”
See? And on Fantage:

Lol ya I made a boy account and there were these girls like omg your hot as hell and what I did on the boy account was say, yeah and your not or something mean like that. Funny thing is they were all noobs. On my real account (girl) boys chase after me and I have to run away I mean srsly one guy did something to me that you don’t even want to know.