A vendor where you can buy items that 1) make you look like a Dwarf/Goblin, 2) convert all your text into Dwarf/Goblin speak including random incomprehensible utterances, 3) convert all the region text chat into Tumblish, 4) are siege-mortars that can launch Dwarfs/Goblins onto castle walls, 5) are Dwarf/Goblin mounts for all classes.

I love this game and the server community. Thank you to the RoR staff.