Amy Schumer Knows How to Fix Your Horrible Tinder Profile

Here are a few quick rules to follow if you want to get some action on Tinder, courtesy of Amy Schumer:

-No guitars.

-Wear a shirt.

-Don't brag about being a comedian (she would know).

-Don't pose with your mom.

-Hold a kitten.

-Don't be named Niall.

Schumer also told Vanity Fair that men should not post adventurous photos—no skydiving, no snowboarding—which directly contradicts profile photo advice from Tinder's CEO. Believe who you want. However, she does agree that you should never post group shots.

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So apologies if your name is Niall, but the rest of these recommendations are definitely doable. And on the slightest chance you are a firefighter for the city of New York, well, prepare yourself for fire-related jokes to rival Schumer's very lit Vanity Fair photo shoot.