Tonights Parks and Rec was pure brilliance...that show is the funniest thing on television, hands down

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Who knew food poisoning could be so hilarious.

Between PARKS, Community (which was BRILLIANT) & The Office, Thursday nights are the best night of TV for me. Decided to record the 1600 Penn show and see if that's worth a watch or two. Hope so considering the rest of the block is the grandest.

Location: Golfing with Stephen Hawking, he lied about his handicap. Didn't need a golf cart though, I just sat in his lap.

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Re: TV SHOW discussion thread (NO FUCKING SPOILERS please)

Aside from a minor quibble about Ann's story feeling very rushed after her interaction with kids in the last episode, Parks was once again excellent this week.

Spoiler for ramblings:

Poor Jean Ralphio. Indicted on charges of attempting to counterfeit Euros. And he's definitely guilty! Firstly I hope he was attempting to use Euros in Pawnee and secondly this season has to include a cut of him being surrounded by a gang of inmates with him singing his predicament to the camera. I do hope his catering business takes off however.

Actually, him getting off on a 'technicalityyyyyyyyyy" would also be marvellous.

Ron's "Excuse me, it appears you've brought me food my food eats" and immediately after "is a gerbil marrying a rabbit" when he's told salad is the traditional starter for a wedding was priceless. Tom being the douchebag guy who takes instagram photos of his food rather than eating as well as giving cliche Reality TV comments about the food might have eclipsed it though. "This meal told me a story like a book. A book which I would not choose to read but would see the movie."

The cut to Chris and Ron commenting on Ben's absurd praising of a mini calzone: "It was lit-rally a tiny calzone"

Leslie having a Jennifer Anniston badge sown into one of her jackets.

Who wouldn't go to a concert headlined by Fleetwood Mac sex pants?

Andy's comment about just how hot April is : "You'd even look good naked."

The entire physical comedy on display when Ben, Chris and Ron have food poisoning. Chris lying prone on the floor, commenting on how 'I was dying earlier today. Then I died. Now I’m dead' I thought for sure would be the highlight, but seeing the shot pan out as Tom entered the room to Chris in the recovery position on a table managed to surpass it.

"I don't know who Ann Taylor is, but I hate her and I want to kill her."

Loved the way Adam Scott delivered the 'never again' line when discussing the betrayal of his once delightful mini calzones. I hope we get a shot of him upending a table of Calzones in the not too distant future.

SEWAGE JOE. Glad to see his proclivity for using his weiner has finally landed him work as a sperm donor. I'll keep an eye out for him in case any weed surfaces.