PUMP & DUMP #18

PUMP

Lindsay Lohan is making a ‘sex thriller’ written by Brett Easton Ellis, she’s going to be starring alongside an ex porn actor called James Deen and she’s doing a great job of looking like a hot mess in the photos Buzzfeed had up of her. I love her.

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DUMP

Anyone that knows me, knows I’m a huge advocate for rich brat rap. I’ve argued Rich Hil’s case to all his naysayers (basically everyone but me) many times, and I highly recommend his mixtape Slickville. However, Tom Hanks’ son Chet is fucking awful, charmless and painfully white. He makes Asher Roth look like Mobb Deep, someone punch him in the face.