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Both Error and Decoy wake up in an abandoned mental institution. A TV comes on where a talking fajita tells you there's a key to disarm the explosive collars on your necks, but they're in the other's pancreas, and the only cutting tools in the room are chainsaws and welding torches. The collars are set to detonate in an hour if they do nothing anyhow. What they don't know is that their rectums are filled with semtex, and even if one of them does what it takes and takes off their collar, they'll explode as soon as they leave the compound.

Meanwhie, I've brought in professional decorators to remodel the hill. I think we need a fountain over there.

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I lead a large medieval army towards the hill and capture it for the glory of the Sun Goddess . I build a large fort with a fancy fountain in the courtyard and hold a banquet in honor of this accomplishment.

Oh, and imprison Decoy and all his doppelgangers in the dungeons... FOOOREEVEEER!