"What's on your chin?!?"

What is going on at Pop-Tart Central (otherwise known as Kellogg's)? Check the ingredients on the panel... there may be a very high THC content on these frosted watermelon Pop-Tarts. (Bought at the 99 Cents Only store.) Where is the dinosaur staring? At the Pop-Tart's jugs? Is the Pop-Tart gender-neutral? Is the dinosaur staring at his junk? What's on your chin?!?!? So many questions! Don't get us started on the reggae/one love thing. Remember when Pop-Tarts were for kids? They will hereafter be considered The Official Snack of Stoners.