Harvard Student Is Too Busy For School, Offers $40,000 For Someone To Do It For Him

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Q: At what age do smart, rich, and successful people start trying to cheat the system?
A: College.

A Harvard student, who is just too busy for something as tedious as a college education, is offering $40,000 for someone to attend the school pretending to be him. Tack that onto $50,000 of tuition and you’re looking at about a $90,000 bill for an education that some other kid is getting. It’s like some pseudo-scholarship nonsense. Competitive and incentive-driven pay? This guy must be Harvard material.

Here are some requirements he listed in his Craigslist ad:

You must have either a 4.0 GPA in high school, or a 3.5 or higher GPA from a university to get hired for this.
Your age does not matter, but you must be a male since I have a male name.

I am looking for someone to attend Harvard University pretending to be me for four years, starting August 2014. I will pay for your tuition, books, housing, transportation, and living expenses and pay $40,000 a year with a $10,000 bonus after graduation. All you have to do is attend all classes, pass all tests, and finish all assigned work, while pretending you are me.

You do not need to worry about being accepted, I have already taken care of that.

If interested please email me a little info about yourself, and we can meet in person to discuss further.

There is a strong chance that this ad is fake, and they’ve already flagged it for removal. Hopefully it’s not, because this guy is playing the system beautifully and deserves to never have to attend class again.

^ That’s fan-fucking-tastic! Now if you could take that sweet sweet $9500 paycheck you “earned” from merely working 12 hours a week, have it exchanged for quarters and proceed to shove it up your ass. Need some help? Ask your sisters friend who’s working 20 hours a week, she sounds like the type that would do some strange for some change.

So if he lies about his degree, I’m sure he won’t mind my application to the job saying that I have a “Strong 4.0 in college and spend all my time in the library.” Instead of my true 2.1 GPA and heavily alcoholic related arrests on a good weekday. These only happen… Well lets just say, pretty frequently.