Rincewind53:Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.

It's not women and cupcakes that are out of control, it's women and office parties. It's a scourge that needs to be stopped. I swear there are people at work who set these parties up just so they have an excuse to eat cake.

What's wrong with you people? It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through. She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos. Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

"To the same extent a woman could never lean in properly with the "sticky slime between [their] fingers" that Seaton pronounces as an unavoidable consequence of cupcake indulgence, what serious, self-respecting adult man could deliver a killer presentation or seduce a woman after inhaling this halitosis-inducing phallus of self-mockery?"

And yes, this is satire. How many Farkers are going to think this is real, bypass all of the other comments and immediately comment that the author is a self-righteous twunt? I'll guess at least 50.