Snape's Diary (Episode)

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Harry runs to Ron and Hermione holding a book, which Ron first confuses as wizard poop (which he gets put in the corner by Harry ten seconds after he asked that question), but Harry reveals it is actually Snape's diary. He decides to read it to them, and it is filled with entries about Snape's obviously stinky and poopy life, such as having watery poop for breakfast and crying about his mother, buying fancy mice and watching them poop on each other, getting pooped on by Harry and Ron, losing a button on his cloak, having a dream about Harry's mom Lily Evans pooping at the Yule Ball, being late for golf with Lucius Malfoy, having to clean up one of Ron's messes, being burped at by Argus Filch, and crying about his father.

Snape writing in his diary at candlelight

The entries are heard and said in Snape's voice with visions of Snape writing in the diary in candelight. Soon, Harry writes a fake entry in the diary which he brags about his awesomeness and makes Snape look a loser, and Ron only writes only three letters. Snape himself suddenly appears and says that somebody pooped on him and and peed on him.

Pooping in his room, but notices his diary in Ron's hands. Harry blames Ron for reading his diary, and says that he read everything in it. Snape loses his temper, but Ron tells Snape that he liked the watery poop story, and that he wishes that Snape will poop on him . Snape is then shown with his poopy pants, showing his poop with broccoli in it. saying "So do I, Orange One. So do I.