[[Presenter with pointer stick]] Presenter: A spoon crossed with a fork is a spork.
Off-panel presenter's voice: Our lab has successfully crossed a spork with a spoon. [[Diagram showing the fractions of fork and spoon in each item.]]
[Chart showing possible combinations of spoons a forks.]
[[Presenter in front of audience]]
Presenter: With your funding, we could create hybrids in proportions corresponding to any binary fraction.
[[Fork-Spoon Spectrum]]
Audience member: You're toying with powerful forces here.
Presenter: We know what we're doing.
Panel Title: Two weeks later:
[[Picture of a destroyed lab with two dead bodies, blood everywhere and a spoon-fork hybrid hopping away.]]
{{title text: Their biggest mistake was bringing Rachel Ray and Emeril to tour the lab and sign off on the project. That's when Spielberg caught wind of it.}}

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