Kill, Fuck, Marry?

This is a serious one, people. If we were to play the Kill, Fuck, Marry game using Scott Disick, Anne Coulter, and a highly enticing bag of Lays classic potato chips, who would you kill, who would you marry and who would you – hubba, hubba – bone?
In case you’re wondering, I would kill the Lays–probably destroy them with my mouth. Fuck the Lays–literally just let my gastrointestinal system f-shit-up. And finally, I would also probably marry the Lays because, you know, we’ve been through so much at this point.