User talk:Kglee

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Just Post any Comments/Questions/Complaints/Problems/Advice/Notes/Donations/Hate Mail/Death Threats you may have relating to Kglee or the Articles/Games he created here. Enjoy! Actually, Scratch that, there's nothing enjoyable about this page. Of course, by the time you're reading this, I probably will be inactive for the longest time, possibly never returning to this site.

Please forgive the lag in the enrollment process. The Family has taken note of your request to join, it's just that the Don is extremely at the moment. I'm sure he'll take notice as soon as he returns to Uncyc and you'll be on your way - Regards, -- C.B.D.C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 02:59, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here.
-- C.B.D.C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:23, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

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