1. Announce there’s a sex tape coming out.
2. Leak stills the next day.
3. Feign embarrassment on an “extra special” episode of your reality show.
4. Cash check from porn company.
5. Never really die because you never had a soul to begin with. *cough*KimandKendra*cough*

As of this post, there’s unfortunatelyno uncensored versions of these stills, but if you’re honestly clamoring to see a middle-aged Jersey woman’s weird fake tits, just follow Snooki around for a day. I guarantee it’ll be the same experience once you get past the pickle smell and constant droid thievery. “Utinni!”

She is starving for attention. She acts crazy but she’s pathetic, and not in a mean way, either. I really feel sorry for her and her children. She wants friends so bad and she just wants to be loved.

Her daughter Christine will be a great supermodel. Those girls are beautiful. Danielle could be beautiful too as long as she realizes it is what is on the inside that counts as much as the outside. Work on the inside, Danielle.

Is there any kind of fund I can give to that will make this kind of horror go away.
I still have $60.00 left from the cash Father o Donavan”s parish gave to me, that I will gladly give to Mr. Superficial if he or she deletes this post or any other mention of this sad, sad lady for the next two weeks.

hey can u guys make it so that when u click on a photo in the photo gallery it show the original large sized photo rather than showing the next photo…i hate to hit show original in the bottom every time thx

hey can u guys make it so that when u click on an image in the gallery it doesnt show the next pic…make it so that it show the large original pic..i hate to hit SHOW ORIGINAL in the bottom every goddamn time thx guys…othere than that its super sweet