Summary

Minerva was quite certain she’d sent for a capable adult dragon protector to keep the students safe and a suitable ghost representative to make sure there were no spies in their midst; not a rude, foul-mouthed dragon-apprentice who seemingly hated wizards with a passion and a half-ghost space nerd who kept complaining about not having enough caffeine at his disposal.

OR

In which it’s 2 am and I’m starved for good crossover fics so I decided to write my own.