"I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men's room walls".

Och då har jag inte ens kommit till det bästa ännu. Håll i er.

"I asked a painter why the roads are colored black.He said, 'Steve, it's because people leaveand no highway will bring them back.'So if you don't want me I promise not to linger,But before I go I've gotta ask you, dear, about that tan line on your ring finger".