You know that moment.. when you are totally enjoying your cardio time… comfortable in your zone… when this bitch gets on the machine next to you, giving you the stink eye… then acts like she’s fucking queen of cardio. bitch please… don’t be checking me out and noting my equipment stats, only to click one up higher on your resistance or incline to make yourself feel like you’re better than me. Challenge accepted. Be prepared to rock a 10 incline on 8 speed, or your skinny ass is about to fall the fuck off and wish it did yoga instead. Cardio is my rest, while it is your whole life. Wipe my shit down when you’re done picking your face off of yours. Sad.