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Good Luck tomorrow, Kate! Hope you really enjoy yourself and have tons and tons of fun. No pressure but should you happen to dance great tommorrow, it will mean that we gwopwoppers get to watch the GWOPPERS spontaneously self-combust (again). Then again, if you dance awful, the GWOPPERS will still self-combust so heck, we gwopwoppers really can't lose on this deal no matter what. All you got to do, Kate, is show up. Or, hmm, come to think about it, you probably don't even have to show up. It's not like they'll be watching (cough). See Kate, we gwopwoppers are well aware that you could discover the cure for cancer, end world hunger and find Osama bin Ladin for us but you'll always be a dirty whore over there at GWOP.

I hope you'll be able to take your boys (ok, sure, the girls too) to meet Buzz Aldrin. What a totally fantastic opportunity that would be. The second guy to walk on the moon! Holy mackeral! Okay yeah, lots of peeps have since walked on the moon and it's always gonna be cool to meet any astronaut but to meet one of those Apollo 11 guys ? Awesome. Too bad Aunt Jodie had to whisper to the world that you're [whisper]a cheater[whisper] cause otherwise I bet you'd probably try to get her kids in to meet Buzz Aldrin too.

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Joanna
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Yeah, something tells me Monday night isn't going to be much fun at the Jodi Kreider home Monday. Who else thinks Jodi will be burning up the phone lines with sister Julie Brown dissecting Kate's every move while ignoring Benny and the other kids? Wonder if Kevin will watch at home or at the bar? Questions. Questions.....

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA! I love it! Poor Aunt Jodi is sitting at home with her badly cut, naturally frizzy hair, while Kate fulfills yet another one of her dreams and brings home the bacon at the same time.

Aunt Jodi will be busy baking baked things and not making Kevin do her chores. She is not a (whisper) cheater (whisper) but a good motherly mother who knows when to sell out to the tabloids and when to leak the invented info instead. So what if she has frizzled hair? At least she dyes it herself instead of paying someone to fry it professionally. That's what a good motherly mother does. Bakes and fries and sells out and leaks.

Jodi sat on the couch gripping Kevin's arm, talking to Julie on the phone, wailing "It should be me on Dancing With the Stars! I'm the one who's naturally thin and graceful! I'm the best mom! I bake and do crafts! Why won't Gloria Allred return my calls? I'm going to sue TLC! If they had given me my own show, I'd be on all the magazine covers!"

WELCOME

Sit back, relax and enjoy while I hack on moms who like to pass judgment on other moms and dads.

All under the guise of [fingerquotes]good parenting[/fingerquotes] of course. It's my moral obligation. I'm sure you understand.

ABOUT US

We are group of American nobodys. But unlike the nobodys at GWoP whose life mission is to save the Gosselin children from their oh so cruel mother and father, we don't consider our blogging efforts to be bonafide charity work. When we volunteer for humantarian causes, we actually log off the computer, get off our chairs and leave our houses. We have the shared desire that our disgust for these GWoP sows be centralized. Each post reflects the author's opinion, not necessarily that of the group but probably that of the group.

We want nothing more than for these GWoP sows to get a clue or to kill themselves, which ever comes first.

We want Jon and Kate to continue doing whatever it is they're currently doing to inspire such jealous outrage. It's hilarious to read.

We want the children of these GWoP saps to move into foster home so they can be loved by women who won't ignore them in lieu of monitoring the Internet for dirt on Jon & Kate.

We want all Americans to respectfully recognize that Moms (and Dads) who pass judgment on other Moms and Dads is is syptomatic of serious mental illness. Please don't let your kids go trick or treating at these people's homes.

Speak Up. Point, Laugh and publically mock these asshole moms whenever you can. I'm sure you know the type otherwise google "Battleaxe". They're the same women who monopolize the teacher's time on Parent Night, who frown upon bringing store bought items to the bake sale, and are always asking for advice on behalf of friends (wink, wink) who find a Playboy in the trunk of her husband's car.

Julie's Deleted Blog Posts

Fooled into thinking Aunt Jodi is a child advocate? Click here to read the first of her dear sister's deleted blog posts. There are 13 deleted posts in all. One more telling than the next.

Aunt Jodi's Large Lump Sum Mortgage Payment

GWOPPER of the Month

You best think twice before sending any money to this GWOPPER (nhrp). A legal problem of sorts forced her into hiding and she now lives in a cave. Probably with Osama. Working as his camcorder guy (err, gal).