Friday, December 10, 2004

Cutting edge stuff!

This blog is in very bad taste. Not only is it a very poor attempt at some pedestrian humour, it is also a perfect example of what someone with a lot of time and very few ideas can come up with. Anyway, since a public forum and a democratic setup (ah! the freedom that the Internet bestows on you to say any bloody thing you like) almost always provide a fecund environment for airing the vilest views, the most noxious notions and odious opinions (think Uma Bharti, Mayawati, Ashok Singhal et al), I decided to go ahead with it. The fact that the Eureka! moment happened today while I was waiting at the local Halal Meat Shop, and was informed later in the day by Jabberwock that the last shot had still to been fired on the plagiarism front, all contributed to what I am about to do now, that is, post this:
What is the difference between a butcher and a film reviewer?
A butcher just cuts. A film reviewer cuts and pastes.
There, I said it.