Accusations of a naked Aqua-Biden again rise to the surface

Even during the happiest of circumstances, sometimes the water-induced wrinkled head of the past rears its ugly self exactly at the wrong time. Accusations of a buck naked Joe Biden swimming laps au naturel on a number of occasions would be one of those prune-skinned moments.

If the thought of a naked 72-year-old man isn’t enough to make his Secret Service detail have the uncontrollable urge to iron everything in sight, the knowledge that the Veep has both male and female agents assigned to him kicks the ‘eew’ factor up a few notches.

On the heels of numerous whispers in the corridors of Washington, DC power, more than a few hints are being leaked that Biden may take another shot at the White House.

As reported by Katie Pavlich of the Townhall.com news portal on July 31, 2015, eyebrows are again being raised due to the vice president’s track record of sometimes questionable words and deeds.

[Editor’s note: We changed the original picture because, well, photos of a naked or near-naked Biden (even one pixellated out) are something no one should have to suffer… Call it a public service… For the children.]