[[Dude sits on subway reading brochure]] / Arrow Box: New Subway Service Brochure / Dude: That can’t be right... / Dude: According to this, with the new subway service, I’ll have fewer transfers, and a much faster commute. / Dude: Maybe I read it wrong. / {{subway service, commute, brochure}}

[[Dude sits in movie theater]] / Movie Stuntman: It’s essentially a bomb going off in the car... / Movie Stuntman: You know, you click a few buttons and download a movie off the internet that’s just not right... / Movie Stuntman: You’re taking money away from something people put time and effort into. / Dude:...

[[Dude at cashier]] / <> / Cashier: Oh shoot, I just entered $40.00, you handed me $30.00, right? / Dude: Now who’s in a better position to answer that, the person who gave the money or the person currently holding it? / {{shopping, cashier}}

[[Dude sits at work computer with cell phone]] / Dude: Hi mom, I proofread that document you emailed to me. / Dude: What do you mean it’s not the right version? I sent it to you just now! / Dude: Wait, you edited a version your friend sent you, then forwarded me the original? / Dude: No! You have...

[[Dude walks on subway platform]] / [[Train pulls into station]] / Dude: This new subway service is so great / [[Dude sits in subway]] / Dude: Not only do I have to transfer, but the travel time is shorter! / [[Dude walks on platform]] / Dude: Though that saved time is completely negated by the...

[[Dude sleeping in bed]] / Dude: No no, you can’t go back to your Photoshop history once you quit the program... / Dude: No, just click and drag to copy, you don’t have to open every individual file in Photoshop and then “save as...” in your disk... / <> / Dude: Figures that the day...

[[Dude lies dead tired on bed]] / Dude: Oh god how long was that? It’s not even Sunday anymore. / Dude: You know, if I had a chance to run the Oscars... / [[Dude wears tie standing on stage]] / Dude: Hello and welcome to the 76th Annual Academy Awards / Dude: And the Oscars go to... / Dude: Lord...

[[Dude sits in park with cell phone]] / Dude: Aw crap, my phone’s busted. / Dude: Now the question is do I go to a random cell phone store? Or the store of my service provider? / Dude: Maybe my service provider, because they’ll be less concerned about trying to screw me over. / Dude: AH! HA! HA HA!...

[[Dude stands at counter of Verizon store]] / Verizon Worker: All right, you’re past warranty on your phone,so you have two options: / Verizon Worker: Either do an early upgrade or get the same phone for $50 / Dude: You mean, get an early upgrade AND get a new phone / Verizon Worker: Well, yes...but...

[[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Hmmm, let’s see what the weather has in store. / Dude: Mix of rain and snow this afternoon to late evening. / Dude: Temperature in the 40s... / Dude: Well, that’s great except that when there’s precipitation and it’s above freezing it’s just called RAIN! / {{work...

[[Dude sits in movie theater]] / Announcer: You just saw “THE 20!!” / Announcer: If you missed any of “THE 20” come to the theater earlier! / Announcer: And now our feature presentation. / Dude: I just realized I don’t remember what I came here to see. / {{The 20, The Twenty, movie theater, united...