You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt - this 80s inspired replica shirt design is sure to delight any fan of machine guns and christmas time. Gruber won't know what hit him when you sport this hilarious homage shirt.

*By Bunny-Marie: Grab a quarter and take a chance on this one-of-a-kind bubblegum machine!!! Any flavor is possible!! You can get either Banana, Potato, Ice Cream, Cactus, Cats, Bunnies, Legged-Fish, Ghost, Puppet, Paper or if you are really lucky, you can get an 8-Bit Toy or your own T-Rex Eraser!!! I guarantee that whatever you get, it surely would be AMAZIIING!!! (Disclaimer: "Amazing" does not describe the flavor of any of our candy. Company is NOT responsible from any side effects that result from the consumption of these products)

This design consists of the unicode emoticon for shrugging your shoulders and smiling and the text "it works on my machine", one of the most frequent excuses you hear when confronting a programmer with a bug. The text elements are printed in white.