+Michael GardnerI guess you ain't worshipping no God at all.... if so you would show a little respect.... and if you do.... I doubt it you even care about Him. Anyway.... wrong of me to even have written anything in here.﻿

Jesus Christ, what's with all these idiots reiterating imbecilic religious rhetoric on every damn (a)theism-associated post? I don't know about you guys, I'm really starting to get annoyed by them. I'm a Theist and a Christian (as shown on my profile's "About" section), but you don't see me making ignorant, closed-minded posts all the time. Additionally, this is meant to be taken lightheartedly, so everyone needs to stop thinking this is an attack on their beliefs.

Pretty funny but its missing a footnote, something like: If you instantly realize the flaw in asking people what ultimate truth they would LIKE/WANT rather than anything evidence based, jump directly to HUMANIST/ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC. everyone else loses a turn and can go screw themselves. science prevails over idiocy once again.﻿

+Nels GriffinI'm OFFENDED!!! How dare you not include his noooodly appendage's blessing-filled religion in this chart? How could you invalidate us? +Flying Spaghetti Monster's curse will now haunt you foreva!﻿

Wow, flame wars on in G+. I thought we'd all forever be nice aristocratic princes polite to each other to a fault. I'm thankful to the +Flying Spaghetti Monster that we are seeing a new upsurge in flames on G+. :wipes tear:﻿

,A fact is by THE ALMIGHTY GOD JESUS CHRIST is my LORD&SAVIOUR! Sir.its impossible to give and answer based on facts in your case when stay upon assumption and opinionating about anything and just because a thing seems logical to do unto you,is not a fact and does not cause harm are tragedy.another fact I say JESUSCHRIST came into my flesh my heart.you cannot say this very statement.therefore I say find JESUSCHRIST ask him to come into your heart and be your LORD&SAVIOUR:there is something you must do first repent of your sins.﻿

You might want to check your facts on the mormon underwear being "magical". If you want to know about it search Mormon.org, it will clear up any misguidances. This isnt intended to be rude btw, im just clearing things up.﻿

I'm torn. I'm Christian because of my parents, but I think multiple gods are cool (But not correct). So I became a Wiccan. Sweet. If I kept with one God, I'd be a Jew. I just don't like bacon or hummus...﻿

+Andrew D It's not mocking god if you're an atheist. Then, it would be mocking the people that believe in a god. Justifiably so, I might add. People choose their religion either by tradition (born into it), or, by their own personal preferences. There's no evidence for the existence of any god and definitely no way we could know its true thoughts or intentions if there were. We choose our god(s) or religious denomination based on OUR personal beliefs and ideas of what a perfect god or religion should be. It's really that simple. If you don't agree, how did YOU decide which religion (or god) was the right one? And how did you rule out the other religions of the world? I'm really interested in any theist's answers to these questions. If I'm wrong, please explain.﻿

+Andrew D the boy Ganesha was brought to see me some years back by his guardians. It would be impossible for me to have faith as the basis of faith is not knowing for sure. I know for sure the gods have a great sense of humor although people like you do try their patience.

on his journey he came across two men the first a devout austere man who prostrated himself before god flagellating himself hourly for his ungodly thoughts. On seeing the holy man he asked him to ask god how long it would be before he himself would reach paradise . (insert your particular heaven etc here)

The holy man traveled on and came upon the second man drinking singing dancing. He also stopped the holy man and asked the same question.

On his return from god the holy man came first upon the austere man. He asked the holy man did god answer my question? Yes said the holy man god says it will take one more lifetime for you to attain paradise . At this the man burst into tears saying how was he to endure such pain and suffering again. The holy man left after comforting him.

A little while later the holy man happened upon the man singing, dancing and drinking who beckoned him over and asked if the holy man had asked god when he would attain paradise. Yes said the holy and pointed at a nearby tree saying "you see the leaves on that tree that is how many lives you will have to live before you attain paradise"

Oh well said the man and continued to sing and dance, and at that moment he attained paradise.﻿

Any deity that could be offended by an amusing cartoon is not worthy of worship. Rather than the deity being offended, isn't it more likely that his or her fawning followers are the ones actually offended? Just trying to clarify.﻿

+Story Kizorsen Agnostic would have needed a 4th column for the very first question. How many gods do you want to worship? "I don't know" would need to be an option. That would lead directly to the answer of agnostic. :)﻿

+ally khan, it did come from india, and it is considered an indian denomintaion, but it is most prevalent in china, because the majority of buddhist roots were diminishing in india in the ancient world, therefore it makes sense that it falls under the "chinese takeout" category.

This is great especially if you are just starting out and have no idea what you should be! lolDo you love bacon? Are you especially annoying? Do you think Underwear can be magical? LMAO-I have no idea how that makes some one a witness but its hilarious if you consider those as qualifications.﻿

This is great especially if you are just starting out and have no idea what you should be! lolDo you love bacon? Are you especially annoying? Do you think Underwear can be magical? LMAO-I have no idea how that makes some one a witness but its hilarious if you consider those as qualifications.﻿

I have got everyone beat, my parents chose to have me circumsized when I was born, then also chose to have me baptized a catholic and then had me grow up in a German heritage state. Where is my advantage in that one? Would you please if you read this send me this back with your option. P.S. I ALSO DRIVE A VOLKSWAGON GO FIGURE....﻿

Um, what about Great Vehicle Buddhism. Buddha and the bodhisattvas seems a lot like gods. And, while originating in India, many more people now follow it in China, and most follow the Great Vehicle variety. The chart is not, arguably, so inaccurate.﻿

+Viggo Jamne , I have to agree with you to some degree. The stereotypical Christian church has definitely sold out to consumerism, and you don't have to look far to see that. Coffee shops in churches, Christian Bookstores essentially "selling God", dating websites like ChristianMingle, etc.

While I don't particularly agree with everything everyone in the Christian community is doing, I do believe that it's important to at least surround yourself with the body of Christ for the well-being of the self, and those around us. A burning coal left alone will burn out relatively quickly, but a burning pile of coal takes a very long time to burn out on its own. I just don't think Christianity works well with the "do it yourself" mentality.

There's benefits to the church and there are detriments for sure. Perhaps it all depends on the person, I don't know. I guess this is just my 2 cents.﻿

It is encouraging to see that so many people see the funny side of this. What is not so encouraging is the obscene minority that find it offensive or wrong. Take note: This is the same personality type that would happily kill in the name of their fictitious diety, these are the same type of people that discriminate against gay people & these are the very type of person that would strap explosives to themselves & take out as many innocent bystanders as they can, all in the name of a mythical sky daddy. Your belief deserves my contempt. Have a great day.﻿

Victor, you mean like the Palestinians defending their homes from the Israelites? war is never fine. as long as we believe that we have a god to justify what we do there will never be peace.I dont do war, I dont have a god that makes me believe that I'm superior, like Sean for example. I just say it the way I see it.﻿

Faith isn't a joke or chance, but religion is the oddest power and force on this planet. Any human, Atheist or, Church, Scientologist, Agnostic, it still takes faith to believe that there is or isn't a God.﻿

+Madison Mellark If someone told you they believed that fairies were living in their garden or that they had a leprechaun living in the tree in their backyard, wouldn't you poke just a little fun at them? Seriously, wouldn't you? Sarcasm is our self-defense against stupidity. When we stop being critical of irrational thoughts, we've stop caring if we believe things that are true or false. I only want to believe things which are true (no matter what that truth ends up being). I've searched long and hard, heard all the arguments, and read all the (supposed) proofs for the existence of god and am nowhere near convinced. Convince me or stop being offended for holding an irrational belief. It's that simple.﻿

+chris currence well it dose not matter faith and religion are not equal. Are you familiar with asatru or any pagan religions for that matter please read the eddas and take a close look at the havamal and please have an opean mind.﻿

+Victor Abbott I'm seeking knowledge. Do we learn things by guessing? Do we use our emotions to determine truth? How do we learn the things we determine to be true? By what process? I want to believe things which are true. Isn't that a logical goal? Why is it logical to believe that there's a god? Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence before belief should be given. Belief isn't the default position, disbelief is. Think about it.﻿

belief, you don't have to have it to be religious. Think about budha he never said any thing about gods. And yet he still started a religion. So religion is a folk practace not a matter of faith. Again I'm bad at wording things if you want the defanition use the wiki page but only read the first paragraph because anything else is questionable﻿

+Sean Donaldson I only ask this question because most people don't use the actual definition of "faith" when they speak of faith. People have their own personal definition of faith and it can easily be used to justify almost any irrational belief we can imagine. A good philosophy on life seems to be useful but never claims certainty. It can be improved upon or updated when proven harmful or unfit for society. It never claims that a being exists. It only tries to find the best ideas on a particular subject. Religions are filled with good philosophy. But, we shouldn't ignore the bad in them either. This is where it gets dangerous. Accepting it ALL as absolute truth and failing to recognize it's mistakes has caused many problems throughout history.﻿

+Viggo Jamne re: your post on athiesm being a religion. Athiesm is the lack of a belief in a diety. Not necessarily the belief that there is no diety. A subtle, but very important difference. The article you posted fails in the first sentence.After further reading... the article defines atheism as something that it is not, then attacks that thing. Classic straw man.﻿

+Lakshya Bakshiyou have a very good knowledge base, but as you said that buddhism ismost prevalent in china, than what about hindusm? As you have so good knowledge base than you must know that hindusm is most prevalent in nepal, not in india (about 81%). N for your kind knowledge i would like to tell you that hindusm is'nt a particular religion but a group of religion in india who admires statues. I hope this knowledge will be usefull in your school projects ;). Good luck dude :)﻿

+Sean Donaldson, Stalin killed sweet fuck all compared to the Christian crusaders & christian the inquisitioners the Islamic jihadists & the Israel occupiers in Palestine. You really don't have a clue, do you?Oh and you weren't kidding when you said you can't express yourself in writing. Though you have the audacity to call me ignorant.You need to go to a real school, learn to read & write, then have a crack at history & biology. Then & only then, can you have an opinion. Until then, do the right thing, and shut the fuck up.With regards to the definition of faith. Faith is to believe without question or proof.﻿

+Lakshya Bakshiyou have a very goodknowledge base, but as yousaid that buddhism ismost prevalent in china, thanwhat about hindusm? As youhave so good knowledge basethan you must know thathindusm is most prevalent innepal, not in india (about81%). N for your kindknowledge i would like to tellyou that hindusm is'nt aparticular religion but a groupof religion in india whoadmires statues. I hope thisknowledge will be usefull inyour school projects ;)﻿

carl you are correct,we recognize all creation as 'god'.in its current usage,god is separate,controlling, judging.which are all made up to control,and instill fear.the GOD of religion thrives and needs you to fear it,which is a misnomer.he who needs to control,has none,he who needs worship is not worthy.﻿