"I love you"

I received an email from a female colleague who I really liked, and as far as I knew liked me. The subject was "I love you". You'll agree this is the sort of subject that grabs your attention, so without thinking I opened the email, and realised almost immediately it was a virus. The virus then sent out hundreds of emails from my account, all saying "I love you." Some of the responses I received were interesting, particularly those from male colleagues.