It was during the protest that I found that we have several groups in this country o. Which one is Concerned Men and Women Association of Nigeria?? There’s like a president of that shit too?

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So uh…

I know right? Where are they???

Doesn’t look like they’re showing up anytime soon, does it?

Nah. They said they were going to buy bread and then they just…left.

LOL! Wow.

Well then…I guess we’re on our own today.

Might as well start. Right?

Right.

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The Headlines

Terrorists won’t win

As bomb attack flops in Manhattan

ICYMI

Hmmmm!! We have gist for you…

#SupportSARS?

Money calls, the poor answers

NFF sanctioned

L Oh L

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Terrorists won’t win

Stories like this are tiring really. Aren’t we humans tired of doing evil?

As in! What I don’t understand is what exactly these terrorists want.

I really don’t know but the good thing is this time, the God of Elijah came and thwarted all the plans of the enemies.

Oh yes! Earlier this week there was a blast at the Port Authority terminal in Manhattan, New York as a man set off a bomb early on Monday morning which luckily didn’t detonate fully.

Look how God publicly shamed the devil.

Allaluya somebody!

Praise master Jesus! The suspect, Akayed Ullah, was said to have been injured in the process while about 5 other people just sustained minor wounds.

Must have been well planned as it is the biggest and busiest bus terminal in the world, serving more than 65 million people a year…

But for now he hasn’t been traced to any organization and is suspected to have acted alone even though he pledged allegiance to ISIS afterwards.

Just had to add ‘stupid’ to his portfolio.

Lol. The world is becoming increasingly competitive. Mans gats boost his CV. Sadly this gives Trump a reason to further his racist travel ban agenda since the terrorist was an immigrant from Bangladesh.

Obviously! This will just bring up reasons to enforce immigration reform.

You don know! White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders has already wasted no time in claiming that if Trump’s proposed immigration ban had already been in place, “the attacker would have never been allowed to come into the country”.

“This attack underscores the need for Congress to work with the president on immigration reforms that enhance our national security and public safety,”

You see what she did there…generalizing and shit.

Won’t be surprised if Trump’s administration actually paid him to do that. That guy is just Rochas with American citizenship.

Maybe it’s time to come home guys.

To come and do what? Die while trying not to die?

You’ll rather die by bombing?

What’s the difference between dying by bombing and by SARS bullet?

Lol. Touche. Speaking of SARS…

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#SupportSARS?

We remain confused in the country.

If this were confusion it’d have even been good, this is blatant greed and foolishness.

Poverty remains a disease fam.

And it’s what these rotten leaders keep using to twist the arms of the masses.

Guys, remember last week when we decided Terdoo would represent Rounds at the anti-SARS rally coming up?

Even though he’s probably just finding that out now…

So…..some days ago, people who have directly or indirectly been affected by this SARS menace decided enough was enough and came out en masse for an anti-SARS rally…only to get a shocker.

More like a SARS bullet to the chest, when they found out that there were counter protests in various parts of the country notably Abuja, Anambra, Ogun and Lagos, demanding for SARS…….to stay.

And do what?

I’m sure even Rihanna doesn’t have an answer to that.

As if we are not confused enough in this country, these obviously paid groups said they wanted a SARS reform and not scrapping.

With placards bearing inscriptions such as “allow SARS be”, “reorganization and reform of SARS is the only solution”, “Nigerians, let us support the reform of SARS” and so on. Like wtf?

Wait, so they admit that SARS isn’t right but nah, they should carry on, just reform them and everything will be solved, right?? Sigh, I see why you wanna leave this country fam.

It was during the protest that I found that we have several groups in this country o. Which one is Concerned Men and Women Association of Nigeria?? There’s like a president of that shit too? And the Concerned Anambra Citizens and Non-Indigenes group, y’all need a Commissioner of Fulfillment too?? With all this concern you are concerning.

Man, the negro has successfully entered all facets of life, lowest key.

We were in the White House couple years ago, and now…

We ‘bout to turn up Buckingham palace with them lightskin kids.

Congratulations Henry, Congratulations Meghan.

TURN UP!

Speaking of congratulations…

Happy Birthday PMB!!!

Drop some bomb selfies on they ass real quick bruh…

Aye, remember this?

Swag..

Mo’ swag

lol tbt

We should stop before they call someone for us..

Anyway, in a statement on Saturday, Lucky Jo was out here reading the children when he described Buhari as a statesman whose place in Nigeria’s history is guaranteed.

“Your Excellency, you are a statesman whose place in history as Nigeria’s leader, at different epochs in our nation’s development journey, is guaranteed.”

Omg who is cutting palm trees please? Where is all this shade coming from?

Developmental history, as per…

Still got a long way to go.

Still on the matter of long ways to go…a very ‘ot debate was sparked this very week.

Everyone was like “To hijab or not to hijab”.

We still haven’t reached a conclusion, but this might have been my favorite perspective on the whole thing.

So yes the rule is that “ she can’t wear hijab “ , but since it’s not a law she has every right to challenge it. She may have not been called to bar but trust me , if she ends up winning this battle, she has just etched her name in history . … forever . That’s how you fight