[A man in his twenties approaches a glass door. Just before it, he pauses, takes a deep breath, and opens the door. He stands, waiting in a simple room with chairs and a desk with a sign-in book and a glass bowl with an empty candy wrapper. About a minute later, a woman in the hallway nearly passes the room completely before seeing the man. She turns sharply and enters.]
Secretary: "May I help you?"
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The other day while washing my hands, the soap dispenser was down to the last unusable bit of soap. I then had a brilliant idea -- water down the soap! So I did the only reasonable thing to do, as the leader, and I filled up the nearly-empty soap dispenser with water.
Thus, a new strategy for saving money was born...
In case you don't follow the genius of my plan, allow me to explain. There are many luxuries in life that we don't actual...