Update: I was unfortunately not aware of Shamus Young's severe criticism of Fallout 3 available here to link in the original piece and I regret that. It dovetails rather nicely with what I've written and it's much better executed than my piece. I strongly recommend anyone...

Edit: Oh screw you guys. I'm deleting my post now. ;P_________________I sprinkle sand into the waters of night. The grains burn as they fall, reminding me of another in times long passed away. I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud.

Technically, we shouldn't even be casting this since you never actually see Decoy.

I'm reusing jokes, Brett's tearing down the very walls of this production studio, Longo, where's Longo? Fucking CHINA?! I'm pulling out. And I'm also no longer funding this picture. Have fun with Dreamworks.

I'm reusing jokes, Brett's tearing down the very walls of this production studio, Longo, where's Longo? Fucking CHINA?! I'm pulling out. And I'm also no longer funding this picture. Have fun with Dreamworks.

Um I'm sorry Mr.Bischoff. You entered into a legally binding verbal contract. I'm having my entertainment lawyer Winston Gleckstein look it over and according to him if you pull funding be prepared to have this place called Urban's Streaming Game Revoltion Kingdom - because we're prepared to sue the shit out of you.

You've vented, we've all had our moments and in light of the emotions surrounding this production we're prepared to forgive all and move on, but please no more threats. Milla Jovovich and KAte beckinsale are already apart of this production so we dont need anymore divas - and between the two of them I have to staff 3 24/7 PA's to wait on them hand and foot - I don't want to have to budget in a 4th for you.