And holy crap, I actually burst out laughing at the black guy in the hat. The only people who wear those here are rice farmers and other jobs that require them to be out in the middle of the day, and the worst of the sun. Keep on keeping on, asiaphiles.

If only someone could've told him he was wearing the Asian equivalent of an Aunt Jemima...

Originally Posted by Newb1

B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

Shiiiiiiiittttt I learned a headlock decades before I took kung fu. If that's your go to technique, after earning the title "SIFU," be embarrassed.

I seriously doubt that either of those guys "earned" any title. To clarify, I was referring to the headlock as it seems to be the only technique that Ben Hill knows or chooses to use. That video wasted about five minutes of my life.

To clarify, I was referring to the headlock as it seems to be the only technique that Ben Hill knows or chooses to use. That video wasted about five minutes of my life.

Is it that early where you live? I know exactly what you are referring to. Let me explain what you missed.

You said they should be embarrassed "aside from the headlock." I am saying "no that's embarrassing as well." Headlocks are learned long before most kids begin kung fu. Two "sifus" using that technique, almost exclusively, is fucking embarrassing.

Is it that early where you live? I know exactly what you are referring to. Let me explain what you missed.

You said they should be embarrassed "aside from the headlock." I am saying "no that's embarrassing as well." Headlocks are learned long before most kids begin kung fu. Two "sifus" using that technique, almost exclusively, is fucking embarrassing.

It wasn't that I missed it, I don't always effectively communicate my thoughts in writing. This isn't an excuse, it is just the way I write. I'll try not to let my keyboard outrun my brain this time.

The entire video was embarrassing; the only thing I saw Ben Hill do was marathon headlock. If he were really a Sifu or even an advanced student of kung fu, I would expect to see more deflection and striking.

If he were really a Sifu or even an advanced student of kung fu, I would expect to see more deflection and striking.

Yes, and that's why the headlock is embarrassing as well. Kung fu involves sweeps, stand up grappling, throws (especially Bagua), punches and kicks. Bagua even has Headlock type techniques, which makes it sadder that he didn't choke the guy out.