I was once at a bar drinking a Miller Genuine Draft, prior to my dive into real beer drinking. A guy came up to me and said, "drinking the diesel, eh? I can't handle that stuff."

reminds me at hockey one night, usually there's a case of Labbatt's in the locker room, half blue and half blue light. Someone on my team looked at me with a regular blue and said I don't know how you can drink that, it's too thick. Since I started brewing I swear I can taste the corn and rice now in commercial lagers.

Since I started brewing I swear I can taste the corn and rice now in commercial lagers.

Yep. I had a Yuengling the other day. My first thought was, "Wow. Corn".

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"Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber through the chambers of my brain--Quaintest thoughts--queerest fancies come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today"-Edgar Alan Poe

Yeah its a new place in the town I grew up in and the only bar in town as well. Its appropriately named "The Bar". I only went up there laste night because they were giving away Sam Adams Boston Lager pint glasses which the owner called "Sam Adams pilsner glasses".
I Definitely won't be participating in "bar"ch madness and probably won't be going there very often.

Yeah its a new place in the town I grew up in and the only bar in town as well. Its appropriately named "The Bar". I only went up there laste night because they were giving away Sam Adams Boston Lager pint glasses which the owner called "Sam Adams pilsner glasses".
I Definitely won't be participating in "bar"ch madness and probably won't be going there very often.

Not quite overheard but this is on the "bar"ch madness happening at a new bar in town. Gotta love Murphys stout beer.

The use of the word "beer" is funny, but seeing as how the list has all sorts of drinks on it, I can see why they included it. Otherwise, they would certainly be pouring beers out when someone even more clueless ordered a Blue Moon thinking they were getting a fruity blue drink.