Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Anyone care to hazard a guess as to why the bottle Li'l Kim is holding seems to be different than every other bottle on the table? Here's the full-size image, in case you're doubting my eyes (not that I don't).

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il (C) visits the newly-built Susongchon General Foodstuff Factory in North Hamgyong province, North Korea, in this undated picture released by North Korea's official news agency KCNA on April 21, 2011. KCNA did not state expressly the date the picture was taken. REUTERS/KCNA (NORTH KOREA)