"All we hear about these days is being strong women and standing up for ourselves, and now look what I've done. I should totally be one of those true life stories in Seventeen. "I Built My Life Around a Boy! And Now I Regret It" (The Trip, p. 1).

"I was reading parts of it to my friend Jocelyn one time, and she interrupted me to say, "Actually if you need a book like that to tell you he's just not that into you, you're probably not the type that's going to actually be able to let go"" (The Trip, p. 6).

"I'm so over him. This is me, being over him. La, la, la" (The Trip, p. 8).

"The last thing I need is for him to think I'm upset about him breaking up with me. I've spent the past two weeks determined to show him I don't care, and...