National Signing Day Just Started But This Kid Kobe Buffalomeat Already Won It

Like most people, when I first saw the name “Kobe Buffalomeat” pop up in a football setting, I automatically thought Key & Peele East/West Bowl had entered the Native American realm. Then my day was made infinitely better when I saw that our boy Kobe is a real live human being and not a James Franklin lookalike wearing a wig.

This isn’t your average Buffalomeat; this is KOBE Buffalomeat. As in the most sought after type of Buffalomeat there is. I believe, as is the Japanese tradition, Illinois State must now employ a full-time assistant coach to rub olive oil on Buffalomeat’s exterior thrice daily so as to foment the creation of good marbling throughout his 6’7″ frame. They need to do it well, too, or else Buffalomeat won’t meet the strict guidelines of the Kobe Marketing and Distribution Promotion Association.

You ever see a Kobe Buffalomeat pancake? Sounds disgusting, right? Well, it is — in the good way. Check out this highlight reel.

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