Despite statistics showing that February 2016 was the warmest month on Earth in the history of Earth, it is still winter on my street. Chilly, windy, tomato-soup-time winter. And what goes better with tomato soup than a side of BBQ ribs? Slipped right nice into a container annexed to my bowl. Mmmm, dunk 'n' gnaw. That's what I'm talkin' about.

These soup bowls with rib / cracker / bread / grilled cheese quarter sidecars are made of ceramic and hold 8-1/2 ounces of liquid. You can also team up chips and dip or hot chocolate and cookies in the dishes. They're sold in sets of 2.

A lot of us like to stir the pot, right up until it's time to literally stir the pot. Gravy. Soup. Risotto. Who has the patience to stand there and turn, turn, turn the spoon 'til it reaches your desired thickness and...

Emoji-bowls might be the best way to describe Tassen's expressive line of cereal and ice cream bowls. The dishes, sold separately here, come in a few different sizes and several emotive characters sure to make you smile...

I guess if I had to cook myself a meal, and I ran out of frozen meals, and Ramen meals, and cereal meals, I'd be interested in knowing how to make a meal in a mug. Bonus points to this cookbook for incorporating a microwave...

At first I thought the Dual Beer Glass was intended for sampling two different types of beers at once, and I was like, How the dickens am I supposed to keep one from spilling all over my crotch when I'm drinking the other?...

For all the ladies (and fellas!) who count floral patterns and penises amongst their favorite things, have I got a mug of a gift for you. Clothing and accessory brand HUMAN goes for a very anatomical part of being one...

The How To Tie Knots Coffee Mug makes a fine addition to the cupboards of fishermen, those stuck inside for the winter, but dreaming of summer sailing adventures, and people like me, whose hands are extra fidgety today...

We've all done it: knocked over a cup of coffee/sodie/water/vodka tonic at work and ruined something important. Like my entire week. Jayme Smaldone and his Mighty Mug cohorts blew out an important office computer with...

A lightweight heavyweight is what Phillipi calls their 10" mesh bowl. If you like the black steel net aesthetic, it's an obvious choice for a modern kitchen's fruit bowl, and perhaps less obvious, but equally sound choice...

There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...

According to the cats in the OPMOD Battle Mug video, you can do everything with this souped up, military-spec, solid aluminum beer stein that you can do with your AR. Deck it out with a scope, laser sight, holo sight...

I don't always watch hockey, but when I do...I prefer to do it drunk of my ass so I find it more entertaining. This beer mug incarnation of the Stanley Cup looks like a great way to achieve drunk off my ass with a quickness...