Smell Like You've Been Drinking (In a Good Way)

Or: Achievements in Boozing and Grooming Synergy

Cologne based on Glenlivet whisky, body wash that smells like rum, shampoo that's a week of fermentation away from being real beer — a new category of products this year makes it seem as though marketers think men enjoy smelling like they've been drinking as much as they enjoy actual drinking. Which isn't entirely true. Luckily, the booziness of all three is relatively fleeting, leaving you in a comfortable shroud of familiar (but appropriately vague) smells. If you end up in an intervention, so be it. At least you know who your real friends are.