"It looks like we may not have been the first ones to explore the temple" Dr. HMG says.Dr. HMG walks forward and examines the hieroglyphs on the altar: "Hand the keys to pharaoh and he will open the way for you, but beware the hands that would hold you here."What could that possibly mean?

Dr. HMG- QuantumsurferHerr Doktor steps across several skeletons to take a closer look at the sarcophagus and hieroglyphs. The sarcophagus is mounted to the wall, and won't move anywhere by itself. The wall is solid rock, but there seem to be hinges on it. The hands of the sarcophagus seem to grasp out for something. The hieroglyphs say "He who would enter my tomb must pass its guardians. He who would plunder my tomb will suffer my curse..."<a href="http://s1214.photobucket.com/user/abphotography1/media/Temple%20of%20Boom/7e278f3b-ff16-4186-a00d-a42539bfef90_zps2535f3a4.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc496/abphotography1/Temple%20of%20Boom/7e278f3b-ff16-4186-a00d-a42539bfef90_zps2535f3a4.jpg" border="0" alt=" photo 7e278f3b-ff16-4186-a00d-a42539bfef90_zps2535f3a4.jpg"/></a>Dr. HMG pulls out a pack of dynamite and throws it at one of the statues. The statue narrowly avoids taking damage, and another good hit should damage it. The nearby skeleton is blown apart however.

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The Most Interesting Man in the World- Kalvinator"It's clear what we must do!" the Dos Briquis guy exclaims as he steps forward and picks up one of the keys.This awakens the statues and the skeletons! The Dos Briquis guy proceeds to attack the nearest skeleton, but doesn't destroy it.

Dr. Weathersby- LawmasterDr. Weathersby tries to attack the statue, but trips over a protruding spear instead.

Nathan Jake- HeavyfishcannonNate pushes one skeleton over and shoots the statue (-1hp). It has one left.

John Connery- ApollyonJohn Connery blasts two skeletons with his shotgun.He then uses the spear to impale three skeletons together. None of them are damaged by this, but they're going to have a harder time moving and attacking.

Lara Craft- WingnutLara uses an her adrenaline headshot move to take out one of the armored skeletons.She takes out another two skeletons with her pistols.

Skeletons- NPCThe skeleton archaeologist kills one of the workers.This skeleton tries to hit John Connery, but doesn't injure him. John Connery responds by thrusting the spear deeper into the skeletons, killing one.This skeleton tries to shot Lara Craft, only to realize that he's lost his (musket) balls. Two more skeletons fail to injure John Connery.Both of these skeletons manage to crit on Nathan Jake however, causing him to lose 2hp.One statue swings at Dr. HMG, but misses and kills a skeleton instead.The other statue and a skeleton both hit him though (-1hp).Another skeleton hits Dr. Weathersby, but doesn't injure him.

Dr. HMG- QuantumsurferDr. HMG lights the dynamite and throws it at the statue, causing 1hp of damage and blowing off one of the statue's arms. A skeleton is also killed in the blast.

Dr. Weathersby- LawmasterGrabbing the second key, Dr. Weathersby puts it in the hand of the sarcophagus.

Nathan Jake- HeavyfishcannonShoving one of the skeletons aside, Nathan Jake takes cover behind a pillar. He eats a handful of gravel in an attempt to regain some health, but it's not very effective. At least he didn't choke on it.

John Connery- ApollyonJohn Connery pushes through several skeletons and fires on the statue, but doesn't do enough damage to destroy it.

Lara Craft- WingnutLara takes out another skeleton with her pistols.She then picks up the lamp and puts in in her pack. Who knows, it might come in handy later.

The Most Interesting Man in the World- KalvinatorThe Dos Briquis guy finishes off a skeleton.He then runs over and puts the other key in the hands of the sarcophagus.

The statues return to their places and the skeletons collapse as the wall opens. The party can now advance to the next area. Let me know if there's anything from this room you want to take. Lara Craft's spot has opened up now that Wingnut will no longer be able to play her, so if anyone else wants the spot, they can have it.