Mike Huckabee, Caveman

Remember four years ago, when everybody pretended that Mike Huckabee was The Lovable Wingnut, instead of the retrograde, Jeebus-nutty, turkey-necked, backwoods used-car salesman that he actually is? Remember how charming he was, putzing around on his bass guitar and distracting everyone with his down-home, shit-eating grin so they wouldn't notice that his attitude toward the 51 percent of the population that happens to be female belonged in a cave?

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