I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

I sneak in and see your friends
And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry

This is surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream
Where I stand and say

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Don’t say “Yes”, run away nowI’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, “Speak now”

Fond gestures are exchanged
And the organ starts to play
A song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems I was uninvited by your lovely bride to be

She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen
But I know you wish it was me,You wish it was meDon’t you?

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Don’t say “Yes”, run away nowI’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait or say a single vowYour time is running outAnd they said, “Speak now”

Ooh, la laOoh, ooh

I hear the preacher say, “Speak now or forever hold your peace
“There’s the silence, there’s my last chance
I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me

Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I’m only looking at you
I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

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And you’ll say “Let’s run away now,I’ll meet you when I’m out of my tux at the back door
“Baby, I didn’t say my vows
So glad you were around
When they said, “Speak now”