Angela Sarafyan – Crush Of The Day [PICTURES]

Angela Sarafyan was born in Armenia and moved to the United States at the age of four. Finally! Immigration the whole country can get behind. We should be all for sneaking people into the country illegally so long as they are obscenely attractive and either immediately, or eventually, end up in a bikini on the cover of a magazine. Now there is a platform that will get a person elected.

Sarafyan played Samantha Evans on the Fox sitcom ‘T’he Good Guys.’ Wasn’t that the show with Tom Hanks’ son that doesn’t rap and the guy who played Alpha Beta leader Roger in the second greatest movie in the last 100 years, ‘Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise?’ To answer the question on everyone’s mind, the greatest movie of the last 100 years is ‘Revenge of the Nerds.’ Don’t argue. Losing battle. Sarafyn is scheduled to play an Egyptian vampire in some movie called ‘Breaking Dawn,’ the fourth in the ‘Twilight’ series and the answer to the question “what’s the third greatest movie of the last one hundred years?” You are learning so much today. You’re welcome.

Sarafyan will also star in the upcoming comedy ‘A Good Old Fashioned Orgy,’ which was also the name of your grandmother’s autobiography.