Jeremy Piven is a big failure

I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away.

Personally, I open up girls by threatening their family and if that doesn’t work, I turn on the charm by pulling out a gun. I find that works pretty well too.

His penis probably tucks himself under his hood out of sheer embarrassment the minute Jeremy starts talking to women. Even fortune and fame can’t get this dude laid.

Alison

Megan Fox BUGS. She thinks she’s Angelina Jolie. But, good for her for the quick comeback!
And Piven – he isn’t even good-looking. Whatever tramps he HAS laid had obviously boosted his confidence enough to feel that he can talk to women this way. And it’s not like Megan is even single! He was throwing himself into the fire pit thhere.