Uh oh. I think we’re reaching that tipping point at which I find Miley Cyrus more amusing than annoying. Because dressing yourself to match the imaginary friend on your own shirt? I shouldn’t find that adorable. (Go Fug Yourself)

We all know movie press junkets are ridiculous, tedious, exhausting affairs. But this junket interview from 1980 with the cast of Caddy Shack is beyond comprehension. No one has any idea why they’re there, do they? (Uproxx)

Ronda Rousey said recently she’d love to play Captain Marvel. She did NOT say she wants to play Captain Marvel in a porno. Smartly, the $5 million offer was accompanied by a preemptive apology, because this is not a woman you want to offend. (ComicBookMovie)

Why would anyone invite Lindsay Lohan to their wedding? You can’t be surprised when she shows up in a white gown, insists on speaking in a British accent, accuses people of stealing her jewelry, and then paints her nails and texts through the ceremony. The not at all laughable or dismissible part of this though is that she also says she was drugged at some point during the wedding. (Celebitchy)

Here’s your first look at Michael Fassbender in full Assassin’s Creed cloaky awesomeness:

Conan O’Brien and Adam Sandler have been texting threats and nonsense to each other in the middle of the night. (Conan)

Film School Rejects’ Remedial Film School is asking people to recommend and discuss classic movies with a contemporary critic. This week’s guest: Our very own (at least in spirit, always) Joanna Robinson. And because Joanna has the very best taste, she chose A Room With a View as her movie pick. (Film School Rejects)

John Oliver is officially being cited in court decisions now. (Mediaite)

Here’s a little something to help you better understand those youths around you: How “Netflix and Chill” became every teenager’s favorite code for sex stuff. (Fusion)

The guerrilla advertising campaign for The Martian is killing it. With a mega boost from Space King himself, Neil deGrasse Tyson. (YouTube)

Have you done anything embarrassing today? Probably not as embarrassing as this cameraman who plowed his segway into world champion sprinter Usain Bolt. (DListed)

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how much are gifs worth? If they’re in a 2 star Cannonball Read review, then their worth is infinite. Go check out soapyme’s diatribe against The Infinite Sea by Rick Yancey, and see just how fun a terrible book can be. (Cannonball Read 7)

Happy weekend! Make sure to spend time with someone who appreciates you.