Accounting for Taste

I don’t like A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin. There, I’ve said it.

The strange thing is that I generally do like long and complex fantasy and there’s no denying that Martin is a very good writer… But as I slogged through the first two books of A Song of Ice And Fire, I became increasingly conscious that I was only persevering with it because I felt like I had to; partly because in my pride, I never like to leave a book half read and partly because everyone else seems to like it. But when you’re really not enjoying a story and there’s still another whole five books left to read after you finish the one you’re on, there’s only one course of action.

Even as I write this, I can feel my fellow book-lovers judging me for (temporarily!) giving up on it and my fellow fellow fantasy-readers judging me for not liking one of the most popular fantasy authors of his generation. But why waste your life reading books you’re not enjoying?

The truth is, there’s a lot of snobbishness surrounding fiction. People who read literary fiction often look down upon people who read genre fiction; people who read hard sci-fi often look down their noses at people who watch Star Trek or Doctor Who; people who read anything at all often judge those who prefer to get their fiction-fix from TV than the pages of a book; most bizarrely of all, there seems to be some dispute about whether or not e-books constitute ‘real’ books.

Am I alone in finding this a little strange? No matter how much I may love fiction (and I do!), it is, ultimately, just that. Fiction. Untruths. Entertaining lies. Why, then, does it matter which ones we enjoy and which ones we don’t? We often speak of our ‘guilty pleasures’; TV shows or books we like but know we shouldn’t but… hold the bus! Why shouldn’t we?

I earlier referred to my dissatisfaction with A Song of Ice And Fire. I should say that I am not for one second suggesting that Martin wrote a bad story. It’s a very clever story, a very well developed fantasy world and very well written but… it just wasn’t for me. Equally there are some things I do like but feel irrationally guilty about, usually because they are mindless escapism without any real substance to them. Normally I prefer to read something with a bit of meaning to it but why should that put me off enjoying the odd bit of drivel, too?

So, I think it’s time for a change. I think it’s time we all just read what we like to read, write what we like to write and ditch whatever doesn’t suit us. What you’re about to read is my completely unashamed, unabashed Confession of my Fiction Preferences (okay, so it has been slightly abridged but only because I like to keep my word count to under 1000 words per post).

I loved Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ by Lew Wallace and the subsequent 1959 Hollywood epic based on it.

I loved the unabridged version of The Count of Monte Christo by Alexandre Dumas, translated by Robin Buss. I’ve never seen the film.

I love Sherlock Holmes. I particularly enjoyed:

the original stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,

The House of Silk and Moriarty by Anthony Horowitz

Whitechapel: The Final Stand of Sherlock Holmes by Bernard Schaffer

the BBC drama Sherlock

Jeremy Brett’s unique portrayal of Holmes.

However I do hate everything about the CBS TV show, Elementary.

I am a full blown Trekkie. I love everything about Star Trek (including the Abrams reboots!) except for Enterprise.

In spite of being a Trekkie, I also love Star Wars (however I still have not seen The Force Awakens).

I love Doctor Who (BBC sci-fi drama TV series). My favourite Doctor of all time is Tom Baker although Peter Capaldi is in serious danger of becoming a close second. It’s just a shame he is wasted on the disappointing stories that have been produced recently.

In fact, I just love sci-fi and speculative fiction in general. Sci-fi books I particularly enjoyed included:

The Man In The High Castle by Philip K. Dick,

Dune by Frank Herbert,

The End of Eternity by Isaac Asimov,

the Awakened series by Jason Tesar,

Becoming Human by Eliza Green and

The Space Trilogy by C.S. Lewis.

I do not like disaster films.

I do not like horror films.

I do not like rom-coms.

I hate Twilight and everything similar to Twilight. In fact I hate anything to do with vampires which isn’t Dracula.

I thoroughly enjoyed The Illusionist (2006 film) but I don’t know anyone else who has ever seen it.

John Steinbeck is one author who can do no wrong.

I love Agatha Christie’s Poirot. The best actor to portray Poirot was David Suchet.

I do not like Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple.

I got bored of A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin.

I think Harry Potter is overrated at best.

I do not like Friends (NBC sitcom). Sue me.

I never met a C.S. Lewis book I didn’t like and I regret that he didn’t write more stories.

Remember what I said about guilty pleasures? I like Holby City (BBC medical drama). Sue me again.

I love Doc Martin (ITV comedy drama).

I love Fawlty Towers (BBC sitcom).

I love Only Fools and Horses (BBC sitcom).

I like most of the James Bond books and films. Daniel Craig is my favourite Bond with Roger Moore a close second.

I like superheroes in comics and movies.

I do not care too much for the darker manifestations of Superman that we have been seeing recently. I recently re-watched the ’90s TV show Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. It was very cheesy but that didn’t stop me watching all four seasons.

The Amazing Spider-Man (films) were oh-so-much-better than the Spider-Man films featuring Toby McGuire.

I liked the first two Batman films. I wasn’t so fussed about Batman Forever. I did not like Batman and Robin. I love The Dark Knight trilogy.

I like the Christopher Marlowe play, Doctor Faustus.

I bitterly regret being the only British person in history to have gone through the whole school system without a single lesson on the work of Shakespeare.

Yes, I do think e-books are just as valid as paper books, though I will admit that paper books have a delicious smell you don’t get with e-books.