Dos Briquis (Steel_Valkyrie)"I don't always fight people who should be regulated to the page of failures in history, but when I do, it's usually either Nazis or The Spanish inquisition. I toast to your memory." Dos Briquis fires at Inquisitor Cortez, but one of the other inquisitors redshirts and survives the damage.The Dos Briquis guy then begins to climb up towards the rocket.The French legionnares fire on the Spaniards, "Those Rude Spaniards. Zhey got beaten by ze English, no? Zey reek of defeat and What ze barbarians call "Wine". Very inferior, honhonhon." In addition to the stinging nature of their taunts, they kill one Inquisition trooper.

Spanish Inquisition- Mgb519The inquisition troopers continue to fire, but generally don't do very well. They do succeed in killing the Britannian's turbaned swordsman.Inquisitor Cortez fetches the comfy pillow.He whacks the Dos Briquis Guy with it to try and distract him, but it doesn't work.The whip armed inquisitor tries to attack a guard, but accidentally whips himself in the face so hard that he kills himself instead.The other inquisitor fires at the guard, who survives.

Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)Witnessing the Space Pirate reprisal, Agent Dangerzone exclaims, "Hey Horatio Hornblower! Those are Freedum citizens you're gunning down!"He fires his grappling gun at the pirate skiff. "Permission to come aboard...YOUR FACE!" he says.He then boards the skiff, but is unsuccessful in throwing the nearest pirate off.The rest of the FSM continue to mosh.

More to come. I also still need orders for the space pirates and the BA team. Apollyon has said that someone can fill in for him and give orders, and if I don't get orders from Brikguy soon, then I will let someone else take over the BA team for now as well.

Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan)The Lara and Colonel Khaki fire into the crowd, but no one is harmed.Professor Weathersby decides that they should team up with the French against the Spaniards.He then grabs the laser sniper rifle, but misses his shot.Lord Worthington orders a cup of tea from the bartender.It unfortunately doesn't really do anything for him, as it's lukewarm.He shoots at the culinary abomination, which just gets more angry.

Interdimensional Raiders (Lordintype)"Seize the vehicles!" the leader shouts.The rest of the raiders fire on the BA Team's van, but either miss or don't cause enough damage to hurt anyone. One of their guns breaks.The leader throws a time/space disruption grenade at Roche, who manages to survive.

Party Guests (Zupponn)The band continues to play. The gods of metal show their favor by sending down lightning from on high, frying a ninja in the process.The bartender pours another drink.

Mercs (Bann154)Roche tries to radio in for reinforcements, but nobody seems to be picking up on his signal at the moment. He then tries to fire at the BA team, but his gun jusst clicks. He has run out of ammo.

Dos Briquis Entourage ()One of the guards moves in to support the Dos Briquis guy and get the enemies off his back. He kills redshirts for Inquisitor Cortez and the Ninja leader.Ivana cuts Voodoo Jim in half.The monkey moves towards the Dos Briquis guy and picks up a staff.

The BA Team (NPC'd)The BA Team all fire out of the van, killing two raiders.The van then crashes into the side of the lowrider, throwing out the alien leader, who is unharmed.

Space Pirates (NPC'd)The pirate skiff fires its rockets at the jeep. Colonel Khaki is just able to push Lara out of the way before he is blown apart.This pirate rearms himself.The other pirate on the wall senses an opportunity.Ivana counters this aerial attack with a thrust of her own, but the space pirate manages to survive.The same can't be said for Ivana.Captain Strongarm shoots his grappling hook claw at the grappling chain by Johnny Dangerzone's feet, ensnaring him. The Captain then orders the skiff to move forward, in an effort to tear agent Dangerzone apart. He is unhurt for the moment. "Wow, who would have thought that those yoga classes I took would be useful for something other than banging the instructor?" agent Dangerzone asks.

The Kill Count.it's not so much the killing, but what he does to the bodies afterwords.

Quantumsurfer wrote:I tried other places but it was always much the same. Bunch of elitist pricks pompously waving their shittily painted thousand dollar armies in one another's faces whilst trying to intellectually one up one another by creating oh-so-clever army asses in the most boring, rules lawyering, and socially backward sessions of mathhammer ever devised.