22.2.14

something to do if you were going to a social gathering of some kind would be to secretly bring a two liter of Sprite and some plastic cups and then after interacting with people for a little bit say you have to go to the bathroom and go fill up cups for everyone and come back into the room holding all the cups and say, 'ok everyone, now who wants Sprite?' and hand out all the cups, saying things like 'there we go' and 'that's it' after handing out each cup.