Thursday, October 31, 2013

I'm back with a little update on my whereabouts for those who care. I'm now doing a weekly advertising parody videos on my new YouTube channel called Mock-O-Matic (you know, it sounds like the classic Ronco Veg-O-Matic).

I'll be honest with you guys, I don't know how well I can keep up with a weekly video. These things take more time to create than you can imagine, and I was hoping I could keep a week or two ahead of schedule but I'm now right down to my Thursday deadline. For example, I didn't start recording the voice-over until midnight on October 30 for my Halloween video! Therefore it was uploaded in a very rushed condition, but I eventually went back to finessed things a little. Here's my new and improved version...

I have other "funny" video ideas like commercials supposedly created by animals. Just think about what animals could want/need, and imagine what that commercial might look like...

Because they are animals they have a very strange and different looking video format, and everything is subtitled for us humans to follow. Here's another one...

Well I hope you liked that. If you did please remember like, subscribe and favorite! Hope to see you over at Mock-O-Matic.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

It's summer, and for many it's time for that big summer vacation. Once again I'm here to offer a travel destination suggestion for your summer road trip enjoyment. The title of my post alludes to a famous 1966 surfing documentary (movie geeks can give yourself a gold star if you got the reference), but my suggestion for a super keen summer vacation has nothing to do with surfing. Nope, it's the state of Arkansas in this 1977 Tour Guide...

Arkansas is many things, but I was not aware it was the land of the conquistadors as depicted in the lower left of the above ad. When I think about conquistadors in the US I think of Juan Ponce de León traipsing around Florida searching for the Fountain of Youth. Although from the look of this ad maybe those Arkansas conquistadors were the inspiration for the 1958 low budget conquistador horror film Giant from the Unknown...

I'd gladly travel to Arkansas to see a giant zombie conquistador.

I didn't visit Arkansas in 1977, or ever for that matter, but I have been to Lake Cumberland in Kentucky in 1979...

In the late 70's we had neighbors who went on a Lake Cumberland houseboat vacation, and proclaimed how utterly remarkable it was. My father was sold lock, stock and barrel (or maybe it's hook, line and sinker) on the houseboat vacation idea. Honestly, it sounded like a reasonably fun idea especially to a kid like myself who loved to swim. Although once we rented our houseboat one little revelation put the kibosh on any sort of aquatic activities...

Back page of Lake Cumberland Guide

Hey you people in the water, and that guy in midair may want to listen to this: our houseboat's toilet (and I assume all Lake Cumberland 70's houseboats) flushed directly into the lake. Yes, you read that correctly. Our toilet made a grinding sound like a garbage disposal when flushed, and emptied into the lake. If anyone reading this knows what's going on at Lake Cumberland today please tell me this is no longer allowed. I hope by 2013 holding tanks for human waste are now mandatory.

So yeah no swimming for us, and frankly, lake swimming is never that desirable even in the best conditions (Swimmer's Itch anyone?). Within about two days the houseboat vacation quickly had wore out its welcome. We cut it short, and spent the remaining days in the small lodge owned by the people we rented the houseboat from. It was in the lodge's restaurant where I learned to appreciate biscuits and honey - this is my fondest memory from the houseboat experience.

While leafing thru the Lake Cumberland guide I noticed an ad for a motel whose name I think is kinda apropos pertaining to the unsavory houseboat toilet situation. Maybe we should have dropped in for a stay...

...or maybe this is just where all the UPS guys stay.

Lastly, there's another reason I titled this post "The Endless Summer Vacation." It's because this is most likely my last official blog post.

I hate to say goodbye permanently, and I reserve the right to reactivate this blog in the future, so instead of goodbye think of this as just a sabbatical - a possibly indefinite sabbatical.

For a while now I feel I've just been scraping the bottom of the barrel. I'm not a collector, and much of the "unique cool" stuff I own has been posted. Continuing Quasi-Interesting Paraphernalia Inc. in it's current form is simply becoming a drag. If I were to persist it would just be more lame attempts to crack wise about stuff like this - a 1963 Adult Games booklet from Dell...

...and here's the back for those who care.

Truthfully, the world is not missing out on anything as I step away from the blogging.

The good news is instead of devoting more of my time to lackluster posts, I'm planning to start a new Internet endeavor that is purely creative. So if you enjoyed my style of "humor" I hope to be back on the Internet in the fall doing something different. I'll post an update in the near future to let those who wish to know my whereabouts what I'm up too.

I still plan to keep an eye on this blog. Answer comment questions, correct any typos I should happen to find in old posts (I know there's a lot), and attempt to fix the never-ending broken YouTube links.

I want to thank "QIPI" readers, and my blogger friends for a great time these past 7 years. Please stay in touch. I always appreciate and reply to all personal email.

So without further ado, I depart to do other things. I thought I could come up with something clever to sign-off with, but I think Carol Burnett's signature closing song pretty much sums up my feelings right now...

Numerous famous movies and television shows were filmed at Silver Springs. For example the 50's TV show Sea Hunt starring Lloyd Bridges. Check out a young Larry Hagman in this episode titled "Legend of the Mermaid..."

And most impressive to me, one of the greatest movie monsters ever swam thru the crystal clear waters of Silver Springs the Creature from the Black Lagoon ...

Thursday, June 13, 2013

I have two brochures for Six Flags Atlanta (now called Six Flags Over Georgia) from 1978 and 1979 to share today. I've never been to "Six Flags Atlanta," but for those who have here's a little nostalgic look back to a time when The MindBender was the big new ride...

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

It's June, and that means it's almost time for summer vacation! As a public service to those who might be planning a big summer vacation trip I thought I'd dig into my stack of vintage brochures and see if I can could come up with some interesting travel destination ideas.

If someone asks for a list of "World Famous" castles one may think of Windsor Castle, Cinderella Castle or even White Castle. Or maybe it's just possible someone might think of Zorayda Castle in St. Augustine, Florida...

... it says "World Famous" right on the front of the brochure.

Let's take a look at what's inside...

Cool, there's a "SACRED CAT RUG" that's over 2300 years old, and is said to possess a curse. Heck there's even a "MUMMY'S FOOT!" Personally I always thought The Mummy's Foot was one of the weaker Universal horror classics.

If you would like to see the "SACRED CAT RUG" you are in luck, it's still on display at what today is called the Villa Zorayda Museum. If you should visit please let me know if they still have that mummy's foot.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Confession time. Last month I thought I had more content to post when in reality I didn't. Yes, one could say I sorta got caught with my pants down, but that's pretty much the status quo around here nowadays.

To my surprise I've been doing this extra stupid (and I use "stupid" as a point of pride) for almost 7 years. It's hard to believe I've managed to maintain this consistently mediocre corner of cyberspace for so long. I intentionally try to never talk about myself very much because this is primarily a "show & tell" type blog, but since I'm running out of the "show" in this post I'm going to get just a little more personal with the "show" this time. If that makes any sense.

Most every literate person knows Reading is Fundamental. Books still have a certain prestige in our society - whether they be digital or even "books on tape." People have found profound personal enlightenment in reading religious texts, self-help books, famous works of literature or whatever is popular on Oprah's Book Club list.

If you couldn't read the picture above, please let me make it easier for you by turning it into text...

Do you have “different” tastes? Intrigued by the bizarre, the kooky,
the kinky — as long as it keeps its distance? Enjoy getting unsolicited,unspeakably weird things in the mail — for free? Love to snicker in
superiority (perhaps largely imagined) at the incredible gullibility of
others? Enjoy reading the headlines on sleazy tabloids, and ads for
local psychic fortune-tellers? Appreciate unexpected glimpses of the
strange “realities” behind religions other than your own? Entranced
by the thought process of the mentally ill? Bored to tears by any music, video, and literature that isn’t almost shockingly original? Painfully aware that all the great geniuses and inventors of the past appeared totally insane to everyone around them?

Then...

HAVE WE GOT A HOBBY FOR YOU!!

Specifically it is the "Intrigued by the bizarre, the kooky, the kinky — as long as it keeps its distance?" part in particular which pretty much sums me up. I think I just might have it placed on my gravestone.

I took this book to heart, and in the early 90's (a time just before the interenet exploded) I was able to mail away for the bizarre and kooky. I never sent away for any of the truly "scary" things listed in the book. I wasn't very interested in anything some sort of saucer cult might send, and I certainly didn't want to take the chance of any saucer cults devotees ending up on my doorstep. Heck I've got enough aggravation from those pesky Jehovah's Witnesses's.

I sent away for much of the nicer stuff. Like the monster and science fiction models offered by Mike Evans Model Kits, although unfortunately I never got beyond looking at the catalog/newsletter. You can see I even corrected the address on the book's entry...

Or the wondrous products from Archie McPhee...

Unlike those models, I actually ordered a number of things from Archie McPhee in the 90's.

So that brings us back to last month, when I thought for certain I had a few of these old monster/science fiction model and Archie McPhee catalogs squirreled away somewhere. When it came time to use them in a post they were nowhere to be found. After racking my brain I now have a dim memory of cleaning house about 10 years ago and tossing a lot of stuff like that out. I thought with the internet who need to keep the old catalogs.

Well fortunately it appears like Archie McPhee has archived some of their old catalogs online...

I once had that catalog!

...but I wasn't able to access it. Maybe you will have a better luck if you wish to check out the Archie McPhee blog for yourself.

Lastly here's a great link for those who wish to re-live High Weirdness By Mail in modern internet form it's the officially sanctioned High Weirdness By Web.