[after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole] Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!

Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.