Punchlines: Calling the cops over bad weed?

Apr. 10, 2014
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Jimmy Fallon / Lloyd Bishop, AP

by USA TODAY

by USA TODAY

Well, if the anti-pot crowd didn't have enough evidence that legalizing the drug was a bad idea, the story about a woman who called the cops because her dealer sold her bad pot might help to tip the scales in their favor. Apparently the Texas woman was so high, according to one comedian, that she somehow thought calling the cops on herself was a brilliant idea. And in other drug-related news of the weird: A man was caught in a New York airport trying to smuggle cocaine in goat meat. Guess which politician, according to another comedian, eats that as a snack.

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