There are some perks to being a police officer. When you go into Dunkin' Donuts in uniform, you will be ushered to the front of the line. The cashier asking what the station would like, then adding an officer discount. And you never really see a cop getting a speeding ticket. And sure, impersonating an officer is illegal. But what if you weren't "impersonating" so much as the cashier got confused. That's not your fault.

This Women's Plus Size Police Shirt is close enough to confuse a teenager working at the doughnut shop, but not so close to be considered "impersonating". And as long as you don't claim to be a real police officer you won't get in trouble. (You'll probably still get a speeding ticket though. Sorry.) But you will at least be able to bring some delicious discounted doughnuts to your Halloween costume party. And that is something.