One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Allie: The Villainess

Let's try to cruise through these final four as quickly as possible. Next up is 25 year old bartender Allie Pohevitz from Oceanside, N.Y.. Glancing over her CBS.com bio, Allie strikes me as one of the most relatable of the bunch. Anyone who lists "drinking at work" as one of her hobbies is not only someone I respect, but someone I admire.

When asked what she'd take to the island, Allie replied, "Eyeliner - so I could be prettier than I already am." Not only is that the best answer I've heard yet to this question, but those 10 words tell us everything we need to know about Allie. She's confident, matter of fact, fearless, probably slightly insecure and, if it was meant to be funny, a budding comedienne with a dry sense of humor. Or it could mean that she's a superficial cow who shouldn't be marooned on a deserted island because she could mess up her hair. *shrugs shoulders* Who knows.

To the video! Please to enjoy:

You know what? I think I like her. She's tough and she doesn't give rehearsed stock answers that make my ears bleed. I appreciate her money hungry bloodlust and she could probably handle herself in a bar fight with a pageant princess. Don't get me wrong, she's no Abi-Maria. No one will ever be as great as my precious Abi-Maria, but Allie has some promise. Let's keep an eye on this one.

So, what do you think of Allie? Can she be our new Survivor villainess?

5 comments:

She was a bartender, just like Malcom, so I can see them being able to relate to each other. Plus, she has the blonde hair and nice cans, like Cookie. I could there being a good natural alliance there between them if they both can make it to the merge.