June 28th 1999
No. 267

pants: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PANTS
spigot: I DIALED 10-10-321
spigot: A GAGGLE OF FAGGOTY FAGGOTS
pants: THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN THE DOVES CRY
spigot: HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF
spigot: SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR BEATING EGGS FOR AN OMELETTE
deuce: TORA TORA TORA