V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling's girlfriend who secretly recorded him at his John Wilkes Booth Appreciation Party, actually agreed to be recorded back in 2011 for a reality show pilot where she went on a rant about black people. When you're thinking about dating someone, it's best to pick a person with mutual interests like being recorded when asked about black people.

— "I don't understand black people. You give them a little bit of money, they don't know what to do with it." — "[Black people] just act crazy … they're like, 'Yo, I wanna put extra rims on top of my rims. And my rims are gonna turn around. I'm gonna call them spinners.'" The footage was shot back in 2011 as part of a reality show pilot about gold diggers — V. Stiviano was one of the girls selected to appear … and in the clip, she rambles on and on about finding a mega-rich guy to settle down with.

Stiviano's lawyer's brain couldn't process seeing this on TMZ, so it broke and issued a statement saying that Stiviano was attacked on the street in NYC by a bunch of dudes yelling racial slurs (Stiviano is half black/half mexican) even though the police never received a call and no report was ever filed. I heard he told TMZ while waving his hands over a top hat before throwing down a dice bomb on the ground and running away. But he didn't really need to, because I guess all this comes down to is if whatever innner monlogueyou've seared into your brain about this whole thing will either make you see this as a person screaming racist sterotypes, or a person shouting at the people who reinforce those racist stereotypes that make half of her look bad. Either or works. But she could have easily said that the Catholic Church mandates pedophilia to distract everyone from the fact that Mexicans are basically their Clone Army who will eventually competitive breed us into assimiliation. Would that have been any worse that what she says here? Maybe, who knows. The point is, can you really be racist against yourself? I don't…wait, hold on…getting confirmation…yes, getting confirmation now that Hitler has answered yes.