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Stolen plushie found...but they shouldn't want it back (UPDATES)
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Capper General

Last week Horse News posted about the person on /mlp/ who claimed to have stolen the plushie from Trotcon, but provided little evidence. Well, last night the plushie returned to /mlp/, but the artist is not going to want it back....or at least you wouldn't think so.

The plushie returned timestamp and all.

The poster then proceeded to play a game with the plushie, asking for doubles to determine its fate. /mlp/, knowing there would be no way to identify the culprit, played along.

The responses were what one would expect.

Then the plushie went for a car ride.

And then for a different kind of ride.

The penis is only censored because we don't know if OP is 18.

The thread proceeded with several photos of the poster doing things to the plushie.

The owners themselves actually sparked the biggest "WHY?" of the whole ordeal, when they said, that despite the fact that OP had literally fucked the toy, and shoved its cloth horn inside his asshole, that they would still take it back. We suppose there is a lesson in there somewhere.

As of press-time it is still unclear what OP plans to do with the plushie, whether he will return it to the owner, continue to use it as a cock-sock, or as one posts suggests "burn it".

The plushie may actually find its ride home by way of Bronycon Security, which would be only the second-most ridiculous thing they've ever had to deal with.

And so ends the stolen-pony saga, the only way you could expect it to happen.

I'm surprised this didn't turn into a mass raid, especially as part of 4th tumblr shenanigans. I read the links provided by one anon about Jitterbug and Jestre in the second thread and they deserve a life-destroying mauling as much as Jessi Slaughter and Jax. All the hypocritical 'fandom cleansers' it seems have some dirty little kink secrets like drawing 'cute gore' and body horror (especially the chicks) or yaoi faggotry or something WORSE than plain and simple clop, yet they go all hyped up moral crusader against them at the drop of a hat. The Pink One was not a fluke, but the literal standard-bearer of these assholes.http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/18546981#p18548855

Don't mistake this for white-knighting, because I don't like Jitters either, and he definitely is a hypocrite for other reasons, but the guy isn't a fandom-cleansing crusader. He's into weird shit, and he's fine with other people being into weird shit. When he got that girl to stop drawing porn, it was because she was underage, not because he has some problem with porn. And if I'm being completely honest, I kind of sided with him on that issue. I'm pretty sure the shit she was doing really is illegal, and her boyfriend was really a pedo. Jitters is still a faggot, but you know what they say about stopped clocks.

Looks like someone applied 4chan behaviour to a situation that did not call for 4chan behaviour. Congrats, Footnote, you are so much more of a Chris-Chan than you thought the owner of the plushie would be.

Oh FFS. What kind of clusterfuck is this? I don't even know what I'm looking at here. It's like a singularity of utter faggotry on all sides.

First you got these fucking faggots egging on the OP, who are guilty by proxy of the same shit he is. It's not the funny kind of trolling to just steal a plushie and fuck it (up). It's just being a dick. Most people didn't even think this shit was funny when it was the FCTC doing it to Chris-Chan, so what kind of fucking underage faggots were sitting there at their computers going, "lulz epic ween take a shit on it next lolololol"?

Then there's Knighty, who should know to keep his fucking nose out of drama that has nothing to do with him, but instead had to insert himself into the situation and make it worse, not only by raising the OP's demands, but also by insulting the entire board, including the ones who were against this stupidity. Congratulations, Knighty. Not only did you intervene in someone else's fight and get the innocent party hurt even more, you picked a whole new fight with all the bystanders. Class act.

And then there's the OP, who has got be the gayest nigger of them all by a fucking mile. The original owner is right. OP humilated himself in a massive fucking way here, and doesn't even seem to realise it. I WOULD feel pity for this person. I'd genuinely worry that they might lose all self-respect and kill themselves out of shame. But I don't think there's any danger of that, because OP is clearly too retarded to understand the concept of shame.

I've always defended /mlp/ to people on the fact that the kind of shit eaters that filled that topic were the minority, but just look at the thread. It's difficult to claim that was a minority of /mlp/ in there. I was mainly attacking the people in that thread as indicated in my first post. I've been going to 4chan since 2005, I'm well aware of the fact that the idea that 4chan is a hivemind is misplaced. I've met all my current great friends via 4chan, but in all those years I have never seen this level of pathetic shit. This is really off the charts. If /mlp/ had a majority of decent people then it wouldn't have taken hundreds of posts for a few people to finally say "hey, this is fucked up" after the owned showed up. If he hadn't dunked the OP, would people even be supporting him in the thread? I bet not.

I think the real problem is the fact that /mlp/ is so full of edge masters at this point that theres no point in trying to talk OP into returning it. I missed that thread, but I had been there I wouldn't have posted at all. You'd just be called a white knight for not playing along with their bullshit, and OP is a fucking retard anyway. He's not going to send it back. And if he does by some miracle send it back, it will be in shreds. With shit mixed in. Literal shit. If I was owner, I would just suck it up and order a new one.

Maybe /mlp/ can run a fundraiser to replace it? Is that an idea? How much was the damn thing anyway?

Why would anyone give a shit if a bunch of idiots thought that being against ACTUAL LEGITIMATE THEFT makes you whiteknight? I always felt like 4chan was a place for those of us who were too weird as fuck to interact with the "normies" but not the kind of people that support theft of belongings. I'm pretty sure if this happened on /b/ people would have dox'd the OP like happens when anyone posts about animal violence, because being weird as fuck does not mean you're not capable of being a decent human being. I'd support a fundraiser if the plushie owner wanted it. Anyone who thinks the OP has any will to give it back is fooling themselves ( and who the hell would want that back anyway... )

Nobody really spoke up about it because people who aren't underageB& edgelords ignore shit like that, not because there are no decent people on /mlp/. There has been plenty of instances where /mlp/ has shown this isn't the case.

I'd expect somebody who's been lurking for so long would understand that this shit happens on 4chan and people just ignore it, not because they agree with it, but they understand it's pointless to go in there and speak up about it because they'll just get called white knights.

I'm one of the few people who was actually telling him to give it back before the owner showed up and I largely agree with you. I understand that plushie and toy abuse is a part of /mlp/ culture, and hell, I've even done it myself, but the big difference is that these are things I have paid for myself. There is no excuse for stealing something that someone else spent hours working on, and another person spent hours working at a job to pay for, and then posting yourself doing offensive things to it online.

If there were a fundraiser I'd donate money, and I'd hope that it would raise more than the thing is worth so that both maker and owner come out well ahead from this experience.

You forgetting one important aspect of how 4chan works, especially /mlp/, where everything is a general:people only click on threads they are interested in. People clicking a plushie hostage thread are probably rather in for that kind of thing than against it. Furthermore, as stated above, people know that speaking out against this kind of faggotry is usually useless. Not because >whiteknight, but because it often ends up fueling them even more.

Therefore, the best thing you can do is ignore the thread and not give it any attention. Not posting is better than saging.

Finally, you are underestimating the power of samefagging. What may look like 30+ people screaming at OP to do it, are probably less than a dozen. You really have no idea how hard people samefag.

Yes, that is very true. I am a staunch believer that the best way to treat "bullying" type behaviour online is to ignore it. I have spoken about this myself, because it is a waste of time since the bully is looking for attention, and feeding them it only validates what they're doing. (NotBenStiller, my biggest fan still tries though, bless the guy). I still feel like this case is different though, because the damage is already done, and thus I have no qualms about telling OP what a shitlord he is and it doesn't really make him win. If anything, I would hope that we will get a fundraiser out of this because THAT is the good ending to this story, not OP being starved of attention.

>I have no qualms about telling OP what a shitlord he is and it doesn't really make him win.That's not the problem, go tell that in the thread. Don't use a Website Twitter followed by 2800 people to call random guys "faggots" and make general accusation.

EVEN if you say here "I overreacted" you won't post apologies on Twitter, so the damage will be done. This is the exact same problem with Tumblr: Even if the person behind that fake pedostory at babscon admitted it was a lie, the thing wouldn't spread around while the lie itself got 280 000 notes.

I think its a given that even if Knightly hadn't flipped out or if Knightly had given the apology the theif asked for the theif would still keep and fuck the plushie.

Hey 4chan, if you want to prove that mlp isn't a bullying, thieving shit hole, instead of bitching at Knightly, why not just sned it back? pretending to throw a bitch fit over a plushie your too busy fucking to even think of returning just proves the people who say bad things about you right.

And if your the kind of anon who doesn't approve it, then next time speak out politely.

>4chan, if you want to prove that mlp isn't a bullying, thieving shit hole, instead of bitching at Knightly, why not just sned it back?

Oh God, you're actually doing this, aren't you? You're ACTUALLY talking about 4chan as a hivemind. Retard, this next bit of wisdom I'm going to share is important, so sit the fuck up and pay attention:

4CHAN CAN'T send the plushie back. 4CHAN doesn't HAVE the plushie. Because 4CHAN didn't steal it. SOME GUY did. A SINGLE person. A random asshole that just happens to not give a fuck about whether 4chan or /mlp/ look good or not, because he's a spergy edgelord faggot. So stop talkling about ALL of us as if we're ALL the thief. Nobody here except the OP actually did what you're getting angry at us for, and I for one don't appreciate you grouping me in with him and accusing me of theft-by-proxy because I happen to go on the same site as him. So fuck off back to Tumblr you stupid cunt.

Ok, I apologise for accusing the entire site, but everyone that on thread who didn't speak out and especially those who egged him on still deserve some blame.

And seriously, the best way of proving Knightly wrong would be to call the shit out as being asinine, mean spirited and just not funny then ask for the thing back. THAT would prove Knightly wrong, not the thief only pretending he was giving it back and trying to blackmail Knightly into retract his statement. That does shit all to prove him wrong

Credit for actually apologising. Thanks for that. And I agree with you that more people in the thread should've called out the OP's faggotry sooner.

But the problem with Knighty's role in this is that he stuck his nose in where he had no business, giving the OP the excuse he needed, and was also throwing out general accusations at an entire group of people with no need and for no reason, and doing so on a public platform that turned the whole thing into a fandom-wide shit-flinging drama war. We don't need to prove Knighty wrong, because that he is wrong should be obvious. What we need is for Knighty to give that damn apology. I doubt it'd actually get the OP to return the plush, but even if not, he should still apologise just for the fact that what he said was wrong.

I think other people noticed this but the SJW and anti brony faggots are going to furiously masturbating to this news article. Seriously there's gonna be like cum stains all over several fedora hating, sprakly pink computers when this goes out to certain people.

And now to go to use ponies as a soapbox for my politics and make up stories about child abduction!

But seriously, between Twilicorn and DBZ MLP and all this feminist bullshit Down With Molestia attracted and all these fucking turbo nerds who treat the show like the second coming of Christ and that the fandom needs to be BronyDoc-ed because they take the fandom way the fuck too seriously, some asshole stealing some loser's toy is the LAST motherfucking thing ruining this the fandom. And even if that wasn't the case, anyone with a life isn't going to shed a tear over this because normal people have a life outside trivial shit like fandoms.

Fuck everyone that's getting worked up over a man a guy having sex with a toy. Just step back and look at what you're getting mad about for a second.Though I suppose this whole ordeal served to show just how terrible /mlp/ has become lately; the /mlp/ I once knew would have collectively laughed their asses off at this and only loved it more when the morons on Tumblr decided to go all "SJW" on them.

I worked the whole day it all went down, so unfotunately I missed a massive hurricane forming.I don't support what the OP did, but I am not against it either. I am in support of any and all actions that carry a true purpose and have a meaning behind them, regardless of what they are. I did not see a purpose to support, but i saw the meaning to follow. The fact that these people truly believed complaining and sending empty threats to a peson they cannot touch would save the moderately well built plush, added to a man who most likely would have done nothing without the massive wave attention, made for a reaction that no one wanted, but that many enjoyed.

"this is priceless, seriously. your fault for bringing in your toys and not keep an eye on it!" You better not leave your stuff down anywhere I can see, even for a second or I'm going to steal it all and it will be your own dam fault

You know what's really sad?The fact that this plushie was used as a sex toy. I am FUCKING UPSET with the shitty excuse for a fucking human being. The plushie is obviously loved by its owner, who spent many hours paying for it and the person who made it worked hard on it. This is a very well made plushie.I cannot stand this ignorant dipshit for posting pictures of himself fucking the plushie online.THAT'S FUCKING LOW. JUST RETURN THE FUCKING PLUSHIE.Pardon all the use of language, I'm usually not this rude. But OP is pushing his luck here.

Puzzling. I can't imagine the kind of 4chaner who supports this theif to be particularly wealthy. Odds are good your averaged b/tard is in school or a minimum wage job, yet still views themselves as innately superior to everyone else

I'm the store manager of a Target and I think he should just keep it and use it as his personal fap-toy, only returning it once he's truly well and done with it. Granted, my position of having to deal with autists like the original owner and worse all day long and completely incapable of telling them what useless sacks of shit they are may colour that worse than being imin-wage. I really hate the idea behind retail customer service and dispute resolution that the only allowable personality type is 'stepford smiler'

On the plus side, if they leave their stuff unattended it can be a free for all. After all someone who supports theft should be ok with having their stuff stolen, right? Otherwise their just hypocritical cowards hiding beneath the anonymous tag.