I am watching "Gilmore Girls" for the first time. It's pretty great. Here are some things I assume will happen.

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"But Rory doesn't like strawberries!"

Lorelai doesn't have time to plan Rory's birthday party, so Sookie volunteers to take care of it. In lieu of a cake, Sookie decides to bake a raspberry tart. But uh oh, Jackson brings her strawberries instead of raspberries, and it's just a big mess.

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"Lane dates a bad boy."

He rides a motorcycle and everything. Fortunately, she comes to her senses, and she and Rory split a muffin to celebrate.

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"Rory and Lorelai go camping."

Rory loves it! Lorelai quips, "I run an inn! We could just stay in one of the empty rooms, that's almost like camping!" Rory: "I thought you said you wanted to rough it." Lorelai: "That IS roughing it! No HBO, very rustic."

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"Luke's dad is in town."

Luke's dad comes to town. He's just like Luke, and everyone gets a real kick out of it.

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"Rory needs new socks."

Emily insists that she will give Rory socks but Lorelai says no way.

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"Lorelai gives up coffee for a day."

In a timely parody of the Norman Lear film "Cold Turkey," a prominent coffee company offers Stars Hollow residents a financial reward if they can give up coffee for one day. And Lorelai gets REALLY grumpy about it.