My fellow Americans, I’m announcing my face for candidacy in 2020. [Three minutes of screams from the audience] My only desire is that my Vice President will be a former FBI Director. Jim Comey said he’s busy tweeting, but Robert Mueller said ‘I cannot comment at this time’ which means I AM RUNNING THE FIRST BIPARTISAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

God Bless Debbie, God Bless America, and God Bless Debbie’s Russian money laundering campaign money. Mueller knows how to do it, so if he says yes he’d make a great addition.

We all know about the Hillary/Kaine/DWS conspiracy. It's established fact that Kaine gave up the DNC chairmanship to DWS so that she would rig the primaries for Hillary and Hillary would select him as VP. Well, we now know (via Shattered) that Hillary forced DWS out as DNC chair last summer. Little did Hillary know, this decision would cost her the presidency. DWS turned on Hillary and used her election rigging power to install Trump as president. Why? This wasn't simply payback. DWS knew that Trump would come under a cloud of impeachment. Now she will rig the midterms to allow the Dems to take back the House. Then she will rig the speaker vote to make herself speaker of the House. Then she will rig the votes to impeach both Trump and Pence. At this point, Khaleesi comes to Westeros. Queen Debbie becomes 46th president of the United States.