Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Plan B pill because we
all know NFL players need to stop popping out kids

OK. One
leg to Plan B.

+3

The Guru

On a personal note, a
shout out to my wife for completing a half marathon!

One
turkey leg to The Guru's wife.

+3

A Northmen

Turkey Leg to Johnny
Football for keeping out of trouble and staying first string....oh
wait..what...never mind. Turkey Leg to the Comish for getting the card out on
time (yup, not against brown nosing)

One
browned turkey leg.

+3

Gig'em

chicainery

Beelzebubbles

Mine goes to the man
who created the 99 Grand Parkway. I know it wasnt a woman because the road is
super curvy!!

One
turkey leg to super curvy women. No turkey legs to converting roads to toll.

+4

15 National
Championships

Turkey leg to JFB for
being the largest jackass to ever step on the football field.

Johnny
Incognito gets a 2nd turkey leg.

+3

Bey

Kubiak. Just because.

Ugh. OK.
One turkey leg to Kubes.

+3

Tannesaurus Rex

Browns head coach for
overreacting. :)

Turkey
legs to all (new franchise) Browns head coaches!

+4

Cactie

Double D

Swamp Dawgs

Les Miles. You have to
give props to a man who can get fired and take $15 million with him

Turkey
leg to that goofy mf'er, Les Miles.

+3

DirtBurglars

Turkey legs for the
turkeys in congress

One
turkey leg for Congress. They can figure out how to get it served.

+3

Bevo XIV RIP

Turkey Leg Award goes
to the best lip syncing artist during the Macy's Day parade

A turkey
leg to the sound guy.

+3

Left Hand Scissors

Pimp Possee

Anything

A turkey
leg to you, sir.

+1

The Velvet Neutral
Ground

My turkey leg award
goes to Johnny Football aka Johnny Used Car Salesman. With a side of douche gravy.

Johnny
likes legs.

+3

Lost Cause

Tony Romo and Dez
Bryant back together and turning the Cowboys around!

A turkey
leg to lost causes.

+4

Naked Bootleggers

Bill F*cking O'Brien's
Juice is Loose

The Commish, nuff said

I love
turkey legs

+3

I got nothing

Beer. Always the MVP

Turkey
legs and beer.

+4

Home Team Confusers

Fallout 4

Turkey
leg to "where did the day go?"

+3

Geaux JJ

Brownie Points

Peyton's Ponies

the turkey themselves,
by allowing us to use this day and bird as not only an excellent meal but
also as a symbol to get together with family and friends and hang out
together and bring back old times.

Also I'm sure the turkey would be pumped to get it's leg back.

A turkey
leg for your answer too.

+5

AccidentChild

The Donald!

Turkeys
for turkeys

+3

SayMyName

BlitzKrieg

Pickem commish for
taking time out to score all of this stuff. Seriously, I have trouble finding
the time to respond to simple, open-ended bonus questions with (presumably)
no wrong answer.