If Jony Ive Designed a Toilet

No one looks cool on the toilet, but that’s only because toilets have lacked Apple’s design sensibilities. It’s time we were set free from our generic toilets, with the help of SNL host Benedict Cumberbatch.

This fake commercial makes fun of Apple’s history of over-the-top marketing to unveil a toilet from Kohler that takes things to the next level. The Koohl toilet of course, comes in Jet Black, and provides a revolutionary – dare I say courageous – new seating position. Never before have you actually looked cool on the toilet. This changes everything. I can’t wait until we can pre-order these. And that flush! How cool is that?

Of course, we will have to upgrade every year to get minimal improvements in bowl storage size and water capacity and such.