The Soap Crew

Main focus: Creating your soap and keeping the rest of the crew in line. One of those jobs is far more difficult than the other.

The Boy: All Around Awesome Dude and Official Getter Of Things On High Shelves

Marla, Administrative Assistant

She would answer the phone if she had thumbs. Since she doesn't, she serves as the Daily Dose of Cute and Official Nap Team Coordinator

Seife, Security Department

Main Focus: Stray tennis balls, frisbees and sketchy people

Casey: Security Department

Main focus: Possums, fox, coyotes, bear, and MoPeds.

Abbie, Goat Milk Division, Herd Queen

Abbie retired from the milk stand in 2016 after providing several years of service and hundreds of gallons of milk. She keeps the herd in line (and sometimes the dogs as well), and will continue to concentrate in this area during her retirement years. She’s most well known by the internet world for delivering and single handedly (udderly?) raising quadruplet kids in 2014.

Greta, Goat Milk Division

Greta was the first goat born on our farm and was watched by the online world from day one. Her Facebook Fame quickly went to her head, and this young starlet decided from a very young age to march to the beat of her own goat drum. She likes to talk to people about the lack of treats in her diet and expects everyone to follow her lead and dance to the music in her little head, which only she can hear. In typical Hollywood star fashion, she obsessively demands attention from everyone, and her co-workers have adapted over time to ignore her constant pestering.

Alice, Goat Milk Division

Alice was also born under the watchful eye of the internet world when her and her three siblings (aka Abbie’s Quad Squad) entered the world in 2014. While she’s not as attention-seeking as Greta, she adamantly insists that she can sing and feels the need to serenade everyone. All day. While she’s got a model’s long-legged body and can gracefully dance like a deer, she realistically sings like a cow stuck in a mud pit. She will make her milk-stand debut in Spring 2017.

Anna Belle, Goat Milk Division

Also one of the Quad Squad, Anna Belle is the quiet, petite, stays in the shadows herd member who has big doe-like eyes and the personality of everyone’s kid sister. She stays out of goat drama, loves to play and climb, and earned the pole position as The Boy’s Favorite Goat. She’s easy going and rarely bothers anyone unless you’re walking around the pasture and ignoring her plea for a cookie… in which case, she won’t hesitate to sneak up behind you and bite you on the butt.

Mabel, Goat Milk Division

Mabel is a spunky, quick witted, energetic 2014 spotted model that only likes people if they have a handful of animal crackers. Otherwise, the only thing she likes is her twin sister Matilda, who she never, ever, ever separates from, and most people can’t tell apart from. They eat together, sleep together, browse and graze together… run together, play together, even get in trouble together. They also like to sing together, a lot, very loudly, all day long. The Scream Team is currently seeking a record label.

Matilda, Goat Milk Division

Matilda is a spunky, quick witted, energetic 2014 spotted model that only likes people if they have a handful of animal crackers. Otherwise, the only thing she likes is her twin sister Mabel, who she never, ever, ever separates from, and most people can’t tell apart from. They eat together, sleep together, browse and graze together… run together, play together, even get in trouble together. They also like to sing together, a lot, very loudly, all day long. The Scream Team is currently seeking a record label.

Tick, Goat Milk Division, Herd Sire

Tick is the stereotypical man of the goat world around here: smelly, hard headed, and frequently inappropriate. He tells bad jokes, wears far too much very bad cologne, and relentlessly flirts with the lady goats (who won’t give him the time of day). He’s has a bold presence but is harmless, and is good at his seasonal breeding job. His registered name is Watch Me In Action, because, yes, we humans here make bad jokes too.

Arlo, Goat Milk Division

Oh Arlo. Everyone loves Arlo. He’s one of the 2014 Quad Squad and was kept on the farm as a pet wether. His one and only job in life is to make everyone happy, and he’s good at it. He’s the herd goofball, always in a good mood, and doesn’t understand why cookies don’t grow on trees. He’s a long-legging spitting image of his sister Alice.

Levitt, Mouse Patrol Extraordinaire

Levitt keeps the barn and surrounding areas free of rodents and other small creatures that he feels shouldn’t exist. He may be small but he definitely holds his own in the hunting department, and occasionally brings his trophies up to the back door for us to admire (or something).

Pebbles & Snow, Equine Division Consulting Team

These two ladies, both now in their 30s, are living out their retirement years as therapeutic consultants. Pebbles has been with Krisann for many, many, maaaaannnyyy years and has earned her title as Number One In All Things time and time again. Snow, a mini, joined the farm several years ago and loves living the lazy life pretty much doing whatever she wants.