8. Receiving phone calls....10 seconds after I get my 6 month old down for a nap....only to find out it's an automated telemarketer calling in regards to my final notice on a factory warranty....on something I don't even own.

9. Turning around to see my 4 year old walking across a freshly-mopped kitchen floor...in a pair of 4 inch heels.

10. Slipping on above referenced freshly-mopped kitchen floor to retrieve band-aids to fix the boo-boo caused by 4 year old slipping and falling...in 4 inch heels.