On 29/06/2009 ajfclark wrote:>On 28/06/2009 gordoste wrote:>>Remember he was never found guilty before you get up on your soapbox.>>Neither was OJ...

Are you saying that because OJ didn't get convicted, I should assume that someone else is also guilty? Please explain your reasoning...
I'm just saying people should allow the possibility that he was innocent, and not be so judgmental.

And I chuckled at your comment hero... but I think he did have a massive influence on pop culture. I'm not personally a huge fan but you can't ignore his contribution.

Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough Paddy catches him safely.

Then a black man jumps out and falls to the ground, Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.

Paddy looks up and yells "Don't throw out the Fooken' burnt ones!"

*Clearly a case of mistaken identity by Paddy. As neither Chockstone nor I support racism in a negative way.
PS I received this joke by email from a friend who has a dark complexion but a light sense of humour.

On 28/06/2009 gordoste wrote:>Remember he was never found guilty before you get up on your soapbox.

Soap box or not Gordoste you must remember the word I used was "alleged" not "found guilty". Lets also remember that he settled out of court on at least one occasion and it seems a little strange that a man with a lot of money who could afford to defend his honour would settle out of court for a few million $$.
Anyway I really cant be bothered wasting my time talking about this Man.
Yes you're right Phil it is friday funnies not Monday opinion night.

A 80 year man walks into a confessional and says, "Father, I'm having sex 3 times a day with an 18yr old bikini model". The Father looks at him through the mesh and says, "Why are you telling me? You're not a Catholic." The old man replies, 'No, I'm not Catholic, but at the age of 80 I'm telling everyone!"

On 29/06/2009 evanbb wrote:>On 29/06/2009 ajfclark wrote:>>On 28/06/2009 gordoste wrote:>>>Remember he was never found guilty before you get up on your soapbox.>>>>Neither was OJ...>>And apparently MJ spent $400m on legal fees. If I had $400m to piss up>the wall on legals I bet I could prove the moon was made of green cheese.

On 3/07/2009 Mr hero wrote:>Very nice eduardo. It's good when a concept comes together as discussed.

Ahh Mr hero that reminds me.
How is this for closing the gap on a concept?

Talk to your bartender.

Ever since Derek my M10 love was a child, He has had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So a while back he went to a shrink and told him. . .

'I've got problems'. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

I'll sleep on it,' Derek said.
Six months later the doctor met Derek on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new climbing rack!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! !'

So much for shrinks. Go have a drink, and talk with whoever serves you!