Jesse Tyler Ferguson wants to be just like that old lady in Mary Poppins!

During an outing, he felt tempted to feed the birds, and sang along almost as beautifully as Julie Andrews, but just as he was about to lay down some crumb, the cutie pie Modern Family star stopped in his tracks.

Check out his Instagram video (above) to see if he ever caught flight! Chirp chirp!

To add to the pile of demerits against Russell Armstrong when it comes to the loving husband department, apparently he tried to drown his wife too!Real Housewife of Beverly HillsTaylor Armstrong recounts the awful memory in her Hiding From Reality memoir. But now there are EVEN MORE deets!!!

We're not 100% sure how these quotes could have been taken out of context…but we're listening!

Last week, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo'sRooney Mara opened up about her first role, which was a guest spot on Law & Order, and she had less-than-positive things to say about it.

She had reportedly called the role "so awful" and "so stupid" because her character beat up "fat people" and Rooney felt that people wouldn't actually beat someone up because they're fat…which of course is bullshiz. Unfortunately that kind of thing DOES happen. Too much.

Now, Rooney has opened up about her L & O comments, and she's claiming that she was