Specialist Subject the Bleedin’ Obvious

Why do they always say that? The police I mean. Report on Five Live: “A man has been found dead in the grounds of Rochdale Infirmary. He had been shot in the head. Police say they are treating the death as suspicious.” No sh*t Sherlock.

So, armed with our OS Landranger 119 map, me and Master P are off to the Peak District tomorrow, plotting a course from Ashbourne to Buxton. And I’m keeping my fingers-crossed that my nephew returns our digital camera that he borrowed to take snaps of his new son so we can share some of the sights with you.

Nobody’s prefect. If you find any spelling mistakes or other errors in this post, please let me know by highlighting the text and pressing Ctrl+Enter.