Jake's Corner

At the "Red 2" premiere earlier this week, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES was asked, quote, " Have you been mortified that your husband, in some ways, has become the poster boy for the dangers of oral sex?" She replied, quote, "Next question."

The Huffington Post website has compiled a list of offers that were made to various actresses to pose NUDE . . . and whether they accepted or not. JENNIFER ANISTON and ASHLEE SIMPSON both could have cleaned house. They were each offered $4 million to give up the goods, but both turned it down. --DENISE RICHARDS threw off her clothes for HALF that amount: $2 million. --DREW BARRYMORE and HEIDI MONTAG both accepted $1 million offers to bare their bodies. But MELISSA JOAN HART turned down that amount. --LINDSAY LOHAN turned down $750,000 . . . but then bit on a $1 million offer. --CARMEN ELECTRA posed nude for $500,000, but singer NELLY FURTADO turned down that amount. --JWOWW from "Jersey Shore" turned down $400,000 to show off her fake cans. --When TARA REID stripped, she collected $250,000. --JENNY MCCARTHY only banked $140,000 for being Playmate of the Year back in the day. But she's appeared in "Playboy" numerous times, so she's probably collected higher paydays from them. --KIM KARDASHIAN only made $110,000 when she posed for "Playboy", if you can believe that. Although they'd probably offer her MILLIONS now. And the Octomom, NADYA SULEMAN, came cheap. She took it off for EIGHT GRAND.

GEORGE CLOONEY reportedly tried to make a pass at EVA LONGORIA . . . while he was still with STACY KEIBLER. But she DENIED him. A source says, quote, "George told Eva that he was still with Stacy, but had plans to break up with her and was interested in being with Eva. [But she made] it clear to him that she would not date or be with him until he was completely single." If this hookup is going to happen, it probably won't be soon. Eva is now dating Ernesto Arguello, from the canceled NBC reality show she produced, "Ready For Love".

ANDY DICK was reportedly a DRUNKEN MESS at a party in the Hamptons last weekend. A woman who tried to help him by taking him back to her house quickly realized the error of her ways. She says Andy grabbed her breast, then he grabbed her husband's crotch and tried to kiss him.

The Huffington Post looked at all the various "hottest women" lists that have come out this year to determine which women are showing up the most, and in the highest positions. And they determined that JENNIFER LAWRENCE is the hottest woman of 2013. She's followed by MILA KUNIS and RIHANNA.

CORY MONTEITH was cremated this week following a private viewing in his home country of Canada. His girlfriend LEA MICHELE was among the mourners, but his father Joe Monteith was not. Joe and Cory's mother Ann are divorced, and there's obviously some bad blood there. But Joe says, quote, "I always loved both my sons and am going to miss Cory very, very much. I'm saddened at the fact that I couldn't have been there to see my son before he was cremated."

JUSTIN BIEBER has yet another tattoo. This one is a woman's eye, on the inside of his left elbow. He posted a picture of it along with the caption, quote, "Mom's always watching." It's not a replica of Justin's mom's actual eye. The tattoo artist who did it says Justin wanted an eye to REPRESENT his mother's, so he showed him some sample pics he had lying around, and Justin chose the one he liked.

EMMA ROBERTS was photographed Tuesday crying into the arms of her boyfriend EVAN PETERS. That was the same day that news leaked of her arrest earlier this month for ATTACKING Peters. Meanwhile, some pictures also emerged of Emma with bruises on her legs. There's no word if they were the result of the altercation.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie could be getting married at sea. Sources say the couple is looking into getting married on a British-based luxury cruise ship. They are apparently looking at the 49-passenger Hebridean Princess which normally sails around the British Isles with a focus on Scotland.

CORY MONTEITH died from a lethal combination of HEROIN AND ALCOHOL. But the British Columbia Coroner's Office says there's no evidence that his death was, quote, "anything other than a most sad and tragic accident." Meanwhile, sources say that Cory would fall off the wagon whenever he returned home to Vancouver and hung out with old friends, who were a bad influence.

Sources say KATY PERRY only took JOHN MAYER back on the condition that he get rid of his old girlfriends' numbers, stop texting them and take her out on date nights more often.

FERGIE and JOSH DUHAMEL are having a BOY. Josh revealed it during a taping of "Live! With Kelly and Michael".

We don't know why this is only coming out now, but EMMA ROBERTS was arrested on July 7th for beating up her boyfriend, actor EVAN PETERS. She was released because he didn't want charges pressed. Peters reportedly had been BITTEN, and also had a bloody nose . . . but sources say BOTH of them were getting physical with each other.

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. tops this year's list of the Highest-Paid Actors in Hollywood. He banked $75 MILLION in the year between June 2012 and 2013. He's followed by Channing Tatum, Hugh Jackman, Mark Wahlberg and The Rock.

You know how OPRAH WINFREY landed the first post-rehab interview with LINDSAY LOHAN? Well, word has it Lindsay is getting $2 MILLION to do it. You heard that right, $2 million . . . to answer Oprah's questions. TMZ's sources say Oprah's OWN network has been in talks with Lindsay's people for FOUR months . . . and the deal also has Oprah providing her with two fully-paid assistants and a stylist.

E! News says that "numerous amounts of alcohol" were found in the Vancouver hotel room where CORY MONTEITH died over the weekend. There were also other "substances", but there's no word yet what they were. Meanwhile, TMZ posted some of the last pictures of Cory ever taken. He was at a Vancouver coffee house on July 6th, a week before his death.

CORY MONTEITH and LEA MICHELE had their ups and downs . . . but "Us Weekly" says they were definitely together when he died over the weekend. A source says, quote, "Lea and Cory were planning on moving in together after he got back from Vancouver . . . They were 100% happy and together and in love at the time of his death. They never broke up."

Before her talk show premiered yesterday, KRIS JENNER posted a picture of herself holding a baby on Facebook . . . along with the caption, quote, "Will you be watching today's first episode!? We have a special guest. You never know who will stop by our show today!" But despite what you were supposed to think it wasn't KIM KARDASHIAN'S baby. It was her makeup artist's kid.

CHRIS BROWN'S probation was revoked yesterday, and the end result COULD be a prison sentence of up to four years. Brown was placed on five years' probation after he beat up RIHANNA back in 2009. But he was recently charged with hit and run and driving without a valid license, following a traffic incident in May. Chris is free until his next hearing, which is on August 18th.

Actor CORY MONTEITH . . . who played Finn on "Glee" . . . was found dead in a Vancouver hotel room on Saturday. He was only 31 years old. There's no official word on the cause of death, and police say there were no signs of foul play. The obvious suspect here is a DRUG OVERDOSE. Cory spent a month in rehab earlier this year. Sources say Cory was in Vancouver to visit his mother.

As expected, HALLE BERRY and OLIVIER MARTINEZ got married over the weekend. The ceremony went down on Saturday at a chateau in France. About 60 people attended. There's no word if any celebrities were there.

JIMMY KIMMEL and his girlfriend Molly McNearney got married Saturday at the Ojai Valley Inn & Spa near Los Angeles. This is Jimmy's second marriage.

JENNY MCCARTHY and NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK star DONNIE WAHLBERG are a couple. They hooked up recently, after flirting during Donnie's appearance on Jenny's VH1 series "The Jenny McCarthy Show".

OPRAH WINFREY has scored the FIRST post-rehab interview with LINDSAY LOHAN, who's expected to be a free woman again on July 31st. The interview will tape sometime next month, and will air shortly afterward on Oprah's OWN network. So, how did Oprah land the interview? Well, for one, she's Oprah. But more interestingly, she's also giving Lindsay her own eight-episode show. It's being called a "documentary series," and it will premiere on OWN sometime next year. There are no further details on the interview or the show at this time.