The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Noun: A women who loves sex more than modesty or discretion. She may have so much sex that she cannot afford to pay for her own contraceptives, and so little shame that she is willing to beg for others to pay for her birth control on nationwide television.

"Can you believe that fluke? She screwed 37 other guys and can't be bothered to go down to the campus health services to get more jimmy hats."