2569-D: Well, squad, that's the only way I know how to clear that thing off. Tellin' 'em that we're not involved other than assisting doesn't help.

Dispatcher: All you have to do is put "clear," 'cause you just wiped out the whole job. For future reference all you have to do is just put a c in there.

2569-D: That c, is that for "stupid computer?"

Unidentified Caller: Just a c for "incompetent."

Friday, January 23, 11:05 PM

Dispatcher: 956. A disturbance at 46-- Western inside the bar, a male Hispanic, very intoxicated, refusin' to leave. And I guess instead of hands he has two hooks, and he's hooking people violently and hitting the customers.