Tonight In Food TV: ‘You’re So Awkward’ And Offal On Hell’s Kitchen And MasterChef

Between Gordon Ramsay shouting at one of his f*cking donkeys on Hell’s Kitchen about how awkward he is and an offal mystery box challenge on MasterChef, we’re definitely aroused by the prospect of marathoning two hours of Ramsay tonight.

First, on Hell’s Kitchen, we’ll see the thrilling conclusion of last night’s cliff-hanger elimination. Plus, with a girls’ team divided, and a boys’ team member trying to usurp the leadership position, all of the battle lines will be drawn. ALL OF THEM.

Then, tune in to MasterChef at 9:00PM ET to catch amateur home cooks tackle a platter of offal for their mystery box challenge. First of all, note to self: Mystery Box Challenge is going to be the name of our Braiser editorial squad’s band some day. We hope judges Gordon Ramsay, Graham Elliot, and Joe Bastianich have spit buckets on hand for the tasting. Or a lot of Pepto Bismol.