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1) Equality - Under a Communist system everybody (except those in power, because we like to be corrupt) are equal. Race, gender, age, it doesn't matter. All are equal.

2) Security of Employment - You are GUARANTEED employment for life. You will never, ever be without work, regardless of how badly you may suck.

3) Security of Life - You will be protected from the capitalist evil represented by my opponents. You will never have to worry about being robbed, beaten, or killed anywhere ever. Why is this? Because I will ensure that the police are given virtually absolute power in order to resolve situations quickly and easily. Fear will keep criminals in line.

4) Ice Cream - If you vote for me, you will get ice cream and lots of it.