I'm placing the 600 back underneath the center channel as it looks cool .....

Here you have finally struck a plausible solution to this lengthy thread. If I had gone through all of this confusion, I am certain I would have reverted to the advice of my old ball coach who gave me some inspiration when I was depressed about not playing well.

"it's not weather you win or lose, it's all about looking cool while you play."

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