Where is the filthiest place you''ve ever had sex?

I mean absolutely filthy and disgusting and you can't believe that you allowed yourself to have sex in such squalor.

by Anonymous

reply 79

04/17/2013

Roof of my building on 18th between 5th and 6th in NYC. The smell of tar was overwhelming. Fortunately, other things were going on that negated that.%0D %0D Other places: video booths wherein your shoes stuck to the floor. Dallas, St. Louis, and Orlando.%0D %0D And a trick's apartment that was absolutely disgusting.

by Anonymous

reply 2

12/14/2010

Train from Glasgow to London. Had vomit on the floor but we were so horny!

by Anonymous

reply 3

12/14/2010

Bathroom at Six Flags over Texas 1994

by Anonymous

reply 4

12/14/2010

An abandoned, condemned, boarded up old house in my hometown.

Apparently my deeply closeted hookup saw this as the only "safe" place we could do it? I suggested Motel 6 and even the back of his SUV but he said it was still too risky for people to find out...

Oh the joys of living a double life.

by Anonymous

reply 5

12/14/2010

In my ass - duh!

by Anonymous

reply 6

12/14/2010

In a train station bathroom.

by Anonymous

reply 7

12/14/2010

In a public toilet in Odessa, Ukraine. There was no lighting and it was pitch black inside. People would just piss and shit along the wall. There was absolutely no sanitation. I fucked a guy in the mouth. When I came out of the toilet, I had, yes, piss and shit on my shoes.

by Anonymous

reply 8

12/14/2010

I think R8 wins.

by Anonymous

reply 9

12/14/2010

Studz on Alabama in Houston

by Anonymous

reply 10

12/14/2010

Bar's snatch.

by Anonymous

reply 11

12/14/2010

Bullshit, r8. Just nasty.

by Anonymous

reply 12

12/14/2010

Under a bridge in Philadelphia. Pissed in the guy's mouth. A bunch of it got back onto my pants. They were the only pair I had with me, which was inconvenient the next day during classes at Wharton.

by Anonymous

reply 13

12/14/2010

My bedroom.

by Anonymous

reply 14

12/14/2010

In a park near my old apt. I got hard and pulled my running pants down a little but, my bf pulled his pants down in the back and sat on it. It was really hot because anyone could have walked up.

by Anonymous

reply 15

12/14/2010

In the ass, Bob.

by Anonymous

reply 16

12/14/2010

[quote]In a public toilet in Odessa, Ukraine. There was no lighting and it was pitch black inside. People would just piss and shit along the wall. There was absolutely no sanitation. I fucked a guy in the mouth. When I came out of the toilet, I had, yes, piss and shit on my shoes.

Public restrooms in Russia and Ukraine are indeed the filthiest places on the face of the earth.

And many of the guys do like to get fucked in the mouth, as opposed to sucking the way we're generally used to.

by Anonymous

reply 17

12/14/2010

What is getting fucked in the mouth?

by Anonymous

reply 18

12/14/2010

[quote]What is getting fucked in the mouth?

Are you, like, 12 years old? Do you mommies know you're on Datalounge?

You grab the fuckee by the back of the head and ram your dick down his throat.

by Anonymous

reply 19

12/14/2010

Bless you r16. But I believe it was more to the effect of "That would be Up the Butt, Bob". Nevertheless which one is correct, it's a classic.

One trick's apartment (in a project) that was filled with bags of trash and crawling with roaches...The bed was so covered in junk that we had to do it on the couch....I was very drunk. Then another time, in the trash room of some guy's building cause his roommate had friends over...Both times I just kept telling myself "this will make a good story".

by Anonymous

reply 25

12/14/2010

In a dead-roach-filled apartment in WeHo. I'd set off a bug bomb, went out for a while, picked up a guy and, in my states of horniness and anticipation, totally forgot about the bomb and opened the door to nearly every surface strewn with dead roaches.

Fortunately, my trick didn't think too much of it, and the sex was incredible.

by Anonymous

reply 26

12/14/2010

In a time-share condo in Palm Springs decorated entirely by Walmart - I think the thread count on his sheets was a negative number. Was it dirty dirty? No, but sense of aesthetics was offended to the point of nausea.

by Anonymous

reply 27

12/14/2010

r26's story is like something out of a John Waters movie.

"Don't mind the mess, Ah just set off a bug bomb..."

by Anonymous

reply 28

12/14/2010

Youngstown, Ohio.

by Anonymous

reply 29

12/14/2010

Sorry R16, but Bob Eubanks says that the "Up the butt" response is actually an urban legend.

by Anonymous

reply 30

12/15/2010

R30 Who cares ? It's a legend here.

by Anonymous

reply 31

12/15/2010

Here's the actual video, people:

Funniest Blooper in Game Show History

by Anonymous

reply 32

12/15/2010

Perez Hilton's hole.

by Anonymous

reply 33

12/15/2010

The bathrooms at the Adonis Theater in NYC. And just about every other available spot there at one time or another.

by Anonymous

reply 34

12/15/2010

On the side of a highway in Alexandria, Egypt.

by Anonymous

reply 35

12/15/2010

The Four Seasons in Chicago.

Go see me in "Country Strong" glorious gays.

Namaste.

by Anonymous

reply 36

12/15/2010

My mind.

by Anonymous

reply 37

12/15/2010

Bump

by Anonymous

reply 38

03/04/2011

On the river bank near a sewer house. It smelled bad, but otherwise wasn't dirty.

by Anonymous

reply 39

03/04/2011

Old Lady's basement:

Mr. Versatile finally returned a favor while we were preparing for an estate sale. Earlier in the day, somebody suggested we recycle all the glass Ball jars. We opened one. The smell of vomit and tomatoes penetrated everything. The owner also had pets. There were petrified turds dotting the basement floor.

It was here that Mr. Versatile finally pounded my virgin hole. I found my face pressed down into a piss-stained braided rug. Opening my eyes, with my cheek still on the floor, I spied a furry turd less than a foot away from my face.

We'd also been drinking the knotty-pine bar clean of frou frou liqueurs, so kissing was a mix of cigarettes, gingivitis and something perhaps mango.

by Anonymous

reply 40

03/04/2011

A muddy field in the middle of a big music festival and any number of bar bathrooms.

by Anonymous

reply 41

03/04/2011

bump

by Anonymous

reply 42

03/09/2011

A gay sex club in Europe. It was actually pretty clean, but the entire experience was pretty sleazy. The room was dark and the guy I was with (who had clearly been there before) laid down paper towels before I hopped into the sling to get fucked. I can't say I'll ever do that again, but it was something I wanted to cross off my bucket list.

by Anonymous

reply 43

03/09/2011

Another fan of the Blue Bugle! The only gay bar I've ever been to with polkas in the juke box.

by Anonymous

reply 44

03/09/2011

Le Depot in Paris. Hot, sleazy men with delicious uncut cocks, but the place smelled like rancid piss, fresh shit and santorum.

by Anonymous

reply 45

03/09/2011

r43, I think you now call it your "fuckit list.

by Anonymous

reply 46

03/09/2011

This guys apartment on 9th Ave and 50th Street, above Lime Jungle. He was kind of cute and had a sweet body, but when I walked into his apartment it was what hoarders was about. One room just had newspaper and magazines piled 7 feet up, the one room, with he bed had clothes hung up everywhere. It was crazy. That place sobered me up pretty quickly....

by Anonymous

reply 47

03/09/2011

clean bump!

by Anonymous

reply 48

07/07/2011

Dick Dock, in front of an audience.

by Anonymous

reply 49

07/07/2011

What the heck is "Dick Dock"?

by Anonymous

reply 50

07/07/2011

a port o john on the side of a highway while a trucker looked on. it was totally hot.

by Anonymous

reply 51

07/07/2011

None of these little tales mentions the word "condoms." What is wrong with you people?%0D

by Anonymous

reply 52

07/07/2011

Gee [R25] maybe its because not every sex act requires a condom.

by Anonymous

reply 53

07/07/2011

On a wooden "sorting table" in the lost and found room at an amusement park I was working at. It was not air conditioned and above one of the restaurants. Was filthy but the maintenance guy fucking me was too hot to pass up.%0D %0D Also in the bathroom at Griffith Park. Smelled awful and really wasn't worth it.

by Anonymous

reply 54

07/07/2011

I'm sure at least one of you has done it in one of Andrew Sullivan's holes and I can't think of any place more filthy and disgusting.%0D

by Anonymous

reply 55

07/07/2011

With Andy Cohen in his clubhouse after the show was over.

by Anonymous

reply 56

07/07/2011

On a filthy mattress in a shanty lean to that a beautiful thug took me to on the side of the highway near a cruising bridge in St. Catherines, On.

by Anonymous

reply 57

07/07/2011

Bombay.

by Anonymous

reply 58

07/07/2011

The mother of all bars: The Mine Shaft in NYC.%0D %0D The mother of all porn houses: Pilgrim Theatre in Boston.%0D %0D They're gone but not forgotten. Today's Internet could never compare to the pure unadulterated sex at those two landmarks. Bring them back!

by Anonymous

reply 59

07/07/2011

Cheryl's vagina.

by Anonymous

reply 60

07/07/2011

In a dirty, musty area on the lower level at Splash Bar about 7-8 years ago. I was lusting after this from the gym. Body and dick to die for. Didn't even know if he was gay or not, but wanted him anyway. Once I saw him at Splash I began to pursue him. I realized that was his regular haunt. Don't think I was necessarily his type, but I finally wore him down one night. We went downstairs to a dark, dingy area near the coat check area. It was behind the stairwell if I remembered correctly. It was summer and early in the evening, so there was no coat check guy and no traffic. I bent over and let him do his thing. 11 thick inches, no lie. Which is one of the reasons I pursued him so.

by Anonymous

reply 61

07/08/2011

Was he Latino, R61?

by Anonymous

reply 62

07/08/2011

black, from Trinidad. He was beautiful. Muscular football player build, very masculine, and that dick. I remember seeing it for the first time flaccid in the locker room, and my mouth literally dropped. I used to cruise him in the showers and he wouldn't give me the time of day. He would quickly shower and leave, so that's why I was uncertain if he was gay.

by Anonymous

reply 63

07/08/2011

behind the church next to its dumpster.

by Anonymous

reply 64

07/08/2011

The men's room on the balcony level at The Adonis. The floor was always wet. Always.

The men's room at GMHC.

by Anonymous

reply 65

07/08/2011

In the men's room on the 18th floor at 30 Rock. It was the time I took Tom Brokaw's butt cherry.

by Anonymous

reply 66

07/08/2011

Top floor of a now-closed porn theater in San Francisco's Tenderloin.

Bathrooms were upstairs just off a small, filthy landing. Along the walls were about 8 crackheads repeatedly lighting their pipes. It smelled like diarrhea and death.

by Anonymous

reply 67

07/08/2011

I love that the same guys telling us these stories are almost undoubtedly the same ones who would not wear a pair of jeans more than once without washing them, or who clutch their pearls here when other men at work take a dump in the office men's room.

by Anonymous

reply 68

07/08/2011

The dark room of some bar in Amsterdam. I went in there wearing a new white t shirt. The shirt came off sometime during my activities and then afterwards I went hunting for it. I picked it up off the floor and it looked like it was dipped in an oil well.

by Anonymous

reply 69

07/08/2011

[quote]I'm sure at least one of you has done it in one of Andrew Sullivan's holes and I can't think of any place more filthy and disgusting.%0D %0D Obviously, you haven't met D. Urinestain.

by Anonymous

reply 70

07/08/2011

[quote]What the heck is "Dick Dock"?

A delightful little enclave of P-Town

by Anonymous

reply 71

07/08/2011

Walla Walla Washington

by Anonymous

reply 72

07/08/2011

There was a porn theater on 44th and 9th in New York - you had to walk behind the screen and down the stairs to the dungeon area and cabins. Once there was a flood so they had put down wooden planks and palates in order to walk to and from the stairs to the cabins without getting your feet wet. Water rats were swimming about as men were having sex all around.

by Anonymous

reply 73

04/04/2013

in back of the EAGLE in NYC

by Anonymous

reply 74

04/04/2013

Not so much literally filthy as wonderfully sordid ...

Atlanta, 4th of July 1989: Got toe-curling head from a sexy redneck hustler beside a dumpster behind The Cove, a notorious dive.

by Anonymous

reply 75

04/04/2013

R53 ALL sex acts require a condom! Even oral. There is some nasty shit floating around out there. If I am banging a stranger (which I don't), I am wearing a rubber. If one doesn't mind HPV, herpes, syphillis, gonnorhea, chlamydia, hepatitis, etc. , then go for it. But that's not for me. And NO, I am not a "sex negative puritan".

by Anonymous

reply 76

04/04/2013

You people are disgusting.

by Anonymous

reply 77

04/04/2013

The King Cinema on W44th and 9th, now a restaurant.

by Anonymous

reply 78

04/17/2013

Oh yes you are, R76.

How do your tricks enjoy kissing your befanged snark hole through a sheet of aluminum foil?

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