Navigate this Continuity

There aren't many more touching tales than those of a man and his mustache.

The third panel is probably one of my favorite things that I've ever helped create, ever. In fact, we're thinking of pulling a Penny-Arcade/Bogey Golf switcheroo and making "The Mustache Chronicles" instead of "The Crooked Gremlins."

I mean, that's a silly idea. It's not like it would be incredibly awesome to test the limits of our imaginations, writing the story of Retrac and his rat mustache.