The lesbians next door asked what what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, I wanna watch.

ClockAndDagoDuck: this kind of luxe just aint for me, i'd crave a different kind of watch with hands - gps (longi/latitude), sea level, moon phase or im not buying that.

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Anonymous: ^go get a car gps and screw it into you forehead

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Anonymous: Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically tweet my newest twitter updates. I've been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this. Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy reading your blog and I look forward to your new

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Offen Bach: ^ Yes, as you said, off topic.

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uberbarf: HURRY! PRINT THIS AND PU IT AROUND TOWN. when the christians start throwing shit they will be arrested and will be a win for humanity

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Staples!: LMAO

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Anonymous: heaven is a place on earth - like in my brain when the nerve reactions get my hormone levels high (or actually - as it is done on earth so it shall be tributed to the church, but thats something different)

Anonymous: anon you live in a moron country if you are fucking a 17 year old and it's illegal. only retarded countries make it illegal to fuck under 18 there is no reason

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Anonymous: I finally got my wife to let me have anal sex with her, then she said she was leaving me. When I asked why, she said it was because I was a pedophile, I said, 'Wow, what a big word for a nine year old!'

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Anonymous: I'm not a pedophile; I don't have underage sex on a bicycle...

Dear dad, Berlin is wonderful people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599 GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Raimey_D: When my bro was an instructor pilot in the AF he always told me about the princes of wherever coming to learn how to fly fighters. They would buy huge houses, big cars, and sometimes rent an entire floor of a hotel...lavish lavish. Said that they liked blondes.

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Tattoos: The only one I ever met was fucking a big fat nasty bitch who was a friend of my wife. He left her with a dune-coon baby and went back to Shitheadistan. She later got arrested for stalking Axel Rose and breaking into his house. True Story.

Magister: That would have been hilarious if it had any chance whatsoever of happening irl...

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Anonymous: no way i can manipulate why can a black woman cant be pregnant from a pure black man is because the baby being turned into an adult will look the same just as the way oriental couples do the same. meaning to say they both look the same from being brunette to being dark brown-eyed why not marry a pure european like a briton or a scandinavian a german or even a dutch? some of their eyes are diff.

Anonymous: Hi all, It is one of my dreams to go to space and Axe has a competition and they are sending a few people to space. All I need from you is 2min of your time to place a vote for me on their website, the link is as follows: https://www2.axeapollo.com/en_ZA/60839/lukas-marais

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Anonymous: "sure man, i'll just have to run you over several times."

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Anonymous: hey anon 7976...so they send you to space...if they don't bring idiots like you back I'll vote a billion times...

Bubble: owd up, this is no option? we all die or join Allah? that's a option... fuck, you just lost my vote. Fuck off back to your own internet and burn your moms bush to keep alight in the dark house makde of shit you live in, fuckin sandniggers

anonymous: Allah created metals like iron and steel you fools! He is all powerful and sent it from the heavens ! I do believe the time for a new world is about to begin. This new time will be the way of ISLAM. Prepare for death and eternal hell eurofags & amerifags. Muslims are about to let all fucking hell loose on your people >:)

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Sinonymous: this time will be the time of SANE people not want to put up with INSANE peoples beleifs in GOD and DOGS and SOCK PUPPETS!!!1! We will burn all you dog fuckers and live without religion and travel to the stars and get pissed and shit

gears: When we drain all the oil out of your land, we will leave you false prophet worshiping faggots alone so that you can go ahead and kill yourselves off. I am all for vaporizing 1000 muslims for every Christian or Jew killed by a muslim. Hell...if a Christian or Jew dies while trying to kill a muslim, then they should still hold true to the rule and kill 1000 of you worthless Muhammed worshipers.

lulz: not a religious man, or a racist one, but to the terrorist sympathizer: paraphrazing Carlos Mencia, you blew up two of our buildings, we blew up two of your countries. You're trying to get the A-Bomb and just might use it? We invented the A-Bomb over 60 years ago and we already used it.... twice. Doing any real damage to the USA would be the worst / last mistake you could ever make.

Anon E. Moose: Muslims are idiots! They actually believe that they are going to be rewarded with virgins in heaven. What good are physical pleasures in a spiritual realm.

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Anonymous: The holy quran actually states that muslims that die for the glory and honor of Allah, will get 40 GRAPES, not 40 virgins...whoever said that FAIL mofu

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Roberto: Bahahaa. muslims and religion suck big fat cock

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Legion: why try so hard to get people to convert to your religion so you can spend eternity with them, when you hate them to start with. I can't even imagine spending eternity with someone I like, odds are, they'll piss me off pretty quick.

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Anonymous: Fuck Islam...and that cunt Allah.

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Anonymous: Muslims suck pigs testicles, then end up eating it!

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John.dounut: 6 Muslims died because they committed suicide, prick-tard.

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Clive: Allah runs a junk shop in north london, not far from a pork factory.

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Garbo: The prophet Muhammed sucked a goat's dick. He was killed by a gay Jew.

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Anon57: 3318.. bring it motherfucker I will send you to heaven early so you can have your 70 virgin boys.. fucking brown slime retards

Anonymous: its called jew 11 see all the people on the plane were jews one stupid jew droped a penny and everyone in it went after even the piolet and fucking crashed into the building

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Anonymous: if you are a very religious american christian then you believe the world was created only 4000 years ago hell you even believe that you are right and everyone else is wrong your so called bible is corrupt its whole basis is on the now proven fact that the earth is older than what the book says if it has the most fundamental part is proven to be false how can you believe any of it.

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Anonymous: 6 mus-ums died, and their still stinking up the place? is that it?

Anonymous: We're all living in Amerika Coca-Cola, Wonderbra We're all living in Amerika Amerika, Amerika This is not a love song This is not a love song I don't sing my mother tongue No, this is not a love song

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Quadra: @5649 Oh we realize it.. we're just not pretentious douches like Europe.

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Anonymous: What kind of culture is in Europe? Oh yeah, Muslim culture!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous: Hard for america to have a culture when its based on multiculturalism. Which killed whatever culture the US had a long time ago.

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Anonymous: ^Which is happening to europe as well, so try harder fags lol

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Anonymous: Putin does not like black people

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Anonymous: each state is the same in USA, more or less rich rednecks, they all suck obama's balls

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Anonymous: is chavez an inca or an aztec?

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Anonymous: The only american culture is relative to natives.

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Anonymous: ^^ dude you don't know. Republicans cut tax for all the states. They just have different points of views on different topics like abortion, taxes, government, and various other topics. thats what debates are for.

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Anonymous: ^ anyone can be a part of the republican or democrat party, it dont matter who it is.

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Anonymous: LOL, chavez is fucking right

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Anonymous: Chavez is a Nigger/Carib indian mix 1629

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Anonymous: ^ ....and yet has more brain than obanigger

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Anonymous: ^ actually they both compete for the "asshole of the decade" award... believe me i've lived both in the US and in Venezuela

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Wurmfalte: kudos to everyone who has the balls to stand up against the judeo-american monopoly of power. and shame on those who don't.

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Anonymous: Europeans know the score when it comes to the U.S. You vote for pussies who kiss our asses, by extension you're all pussies and you know it.

Anonymous: ypgurt wi;; have culture in minutes, in 200 years it will be intelligent and self aware

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Anonymous: Europe talks big on the internet.... last country to do anything about it was Japan (in asia) and they got nuked. Last non-state actor were terrorists, and their organization was systematically disassembled with extreme prejudice. Eurofags... you want some? Come Get Some!

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Bulbasaur111919: ^ I don't really have any prejudice against America but you dropped an A bomb on a pair of soft targets during WW2 and have arguably stuck to this formula since.

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Anonymous: well said /\

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gookheadcrusher: Hiroshima was the IJA headquarter. The a bombs saved millions of Japanese non-combatants that would have starved that winter... do you think the Army would have shared.?

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Bulbasaur111919: But you can't be specific with a bomb of that magnitude. If it was a specific strike with smaller bombs on a military target then that would have been fine. Your comment about starving is just conjecture no matter how many vectors are taken into account. That being said, hindsight can be an inaccurate method of analysis.

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Anonymous: lol...american butthurt...goes from one topic to "we'll bomb your ass for making fun of us"....fucking yanks...LOL

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Bonefish: Corruption in Venezuela is high by world standards, and was so for much of the 20th century. The discovery of oil had worsened political corruption,[81] and by the late 1970s, Juan Pablo Pérez Alfonso's description of oil as "the Devil's excrement" had become a common expression in Venezuela.[82] Venezuela has been ranked one of the most corrupt countries on the Corruption Perceptions Index since

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Bonefish: Venezuela is among the most violent places on Earth. In Venezuela, a person is murdered every 21 minutes.[87] Violent crimes have been so prevalent in Venezuela that the government no longer produces the crime data.[88] In 2013, the homicide rate was approximately 79 per 100,000, one of the world’s highest, having quadrupled in the past 15 years with over 200,000 people murdered.[8

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Bonefish: The country's body count of the previous decade mimics that of the Iraq War and in some instances had more civilian deaths even though the country is at peacetime.[90] The capital Caracas has one of the greatest homicide rates of any large city in the world, with 122 homicides per 100,000 residents.[91] In 2008, polls indicated that crime was the number one concern of voters.[92

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Bonefish: ^^^The source for the above is from Wikipedia. Look it up for yourselves, you bigoted ignorant fucks. I'm American and I'd be the first to admit that America is far from perfect. Can't post on this anymore today. Next I'll comment and post on Vladimir Puturd & Russia. Superior cultures my ass.

Bonefish: In 1997, approximately 8,000 criminal formations operated in the country.[1][dated info] In 2000 it was estimated that nearly 50% of the nation's economy was linked with organized crime.[2][3][dated info] In 2011, Russia was rated among the leaders in homicide by the United Nations. They used rates for 2009, showing Russia had 15,954 homicides, which is about 11.2 per 100,000 people.[4]

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Bonefish: ^(FUCKING 50%!!) The homicide rate in Russia more than tripled between 1988 and 1994 and is now among the highest in the world.[53

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Bonefish: Russian's admire overlypowerfull dictators as there leaders,(Ivan the Terrible, All the Czars, Stalin etc.) corruption is rampant, if you have the misfortune of getting caught up in the criminal system you're screwed unless you can bribe a judge or court handling your case. Add to that, outside a major city like Moscow, squalor, poverty, backwardness. Superior culture? HA HA HA !!! Yeah right! HA!

Anonymous: the monkey asks for a cranberry juice and the faggot bartender asks him if hes on his period. so the monkeys owner punches the bartender and breaks a beer bottle open and shoves it into the bartenders face. just then the door flys open and its a police man with a k9 unit dog. the dog runs and jumps on the monkey and starts fucking it in the monkey asshole. just then the cop shoots the

MrPerspective: @ 7399 : it's not that i don't get it, it's everyone else that don't "get" i. ;-) Maybe only 8 can see him because he's got a cubic root? (<---- and if someone got that here joke, please explain it to me!)

stop_facebook_2012: when facebook came up, some people assumed it would be another glorious step to a more free- and independent-minded mankind. instead, it became the perfect means for brainless global conformity. well done, zuckerjoo.

Holtville760: whats pink and sits on your porch all day? my nigger and i can paint him any color i want

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shooptrooper: whats the difference between a nigger and a park bench..... park bench can supprt a family

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PENGISH: sorry, forgot to finish mine. Lemme restart.... What do you call 10 niggers on the moon? A problem. Wha do you call 100 niggers on he moon? A problem. What do you call all th niggers on the moon? Problem solved.

langstrumpf: two niggers niggering each other. nigger 1: "hey nigga" and so on, can’t tell you the whole story but there’s a hell lotta niggering going on. I just farted a nigger casper.

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Anonymous: what worst than a nigger? 2 niggers!

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Anonymous: Joke: 2 Niggers, both are dead. LOL

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yeti.machete.: the emancipation proclamation...

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Anonymous: a bowling ball salesman is driving down the street when he sees a niglet pushing a bike with a flat tire... he offers the kid a ride and is eventually pulled over for speeding... cop says he needs to check the back of the van... when he opens the door he yells to his partner "Hey this guy is transporting nigger eggs, ones hatched and already stole a bike!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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GoinForSpeed: what are three things you can;t give a nigger? Black eye, fat lip, and a JOB!!!

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the7rafe7: ^ nice. how many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? I wouldnt know i couldnt see them in the dark

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Anonymous: 2 niggers goes into bar. poor bar (bar is a common jewish name or girlz)

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Anonymous: Son, niggers are horrible jokes.

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nukubu: killzMinuz9 all decendants of black people? you can not be serious right? you probably believe the bible too?

Anonymous: A black guy, a gorilla, and a racist walk into a bar, but the bartender only had to kick one guy out.

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BanHammer: He kicks out the white guy, clearly it's a zoo or an aids bar.

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Nukubu: shit about white men descending from black men might be right, but that's only the more reason for us to be proud, considering WE (whites) have evolved and you (coons) stayed apelike

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Tokolosh: Why was white chocolate invented? So little black kids could get dirty with chocolate too

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Lupa: a black boy gets hold of some white paint and paints him self white his mom sees it as he comes out of the back room and gives him a hell of a hiding , he turns around a sais I havent been white 5mins and I already have crap with the niggers

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George: Nigger got a job. Noooooooo!

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Anonymousmc: Did you hear about that black kid with diarehha? thought he was melting.

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anon: Q: What is a dead nigger? A: A good nigger.

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Anonymous: how long does it take for a nigger to take a shit........about nine months

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Anonymous: White man jumps off 10 story building and lives, stupid nigger sees this and tries it too. he fo course dies when he hits the ground. Passerby says to friend "aww..thats just Superman fucking with the niggers again!"

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Anonymous: White man tells his black neighbor how much better he is than nigger. Black man says ' yeah, well, at least I don't have niggers living next door'!

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Anonymous: How do you keep Nigger from going out?.................Pour more gas on them

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Anonymous: What is the difference between a nigger and a wetback? Answer: Wetbacks had to swim across water to get here, while the white man gave the niggers a free ride (and still do).

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emcee: Biggest waste of energy in the universe? An unsupervised nigger.

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FlARP: I l ike the playful 'jigaboo' kind of jokes. But, I know when to say when. There sure is a lot of genuine hatred for people that have black in them. Yes, some people act like the stereotypes. But, the majority that I have met or known act like everyone else. I think if I was black, I would hate the people that act the stereotype more than the white people seem to.

xes: what do you call a nigger buried up to his head in cement? answer: not enough cement

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Anonymous: I'm Black

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Anonymous: Why don't niggers have Ho Downs? Because every time they do all of the nigger women drop to the floor.

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Anonymous: A trucker hauling bowling balls stops to give a ride to a black man with a bike that has a flat tire but tells him he has to ride in the trailer cause there is no room up front. On down the road a cop pulls him over and on a hunch checks the trailer. He runs from the trailer to his car where he calls in "I need help! This guy has a load of nigger eggs, ones already hatched and stolen a bike!"

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~Killer~: Whats pay-less shoes and the post office got in common? They both have over 10 thou black loafers.

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OMFGITSBOXXY: I am 12 AND WAT IS DIS

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Munster: I awake at midnight last night, and i found my tv floating around my bedroom, i thought wow i've must be sleepy, that can't be real and i went to sleep again... later that morning i've found that a black men stole my fuckin tv... not a joke, fuckin camouflage i tell you...

Pyro: A black and a white man bought a rock house next to each other. After a week, Chris (the white one) paints his house pink, so that It is different than Ron�s (the black guy). So Ron does that as well. The next day, Chris, made a fence around it and paints it white, so the black guy does it as well. After a year, Chris gets a bit pissed off and decides to sell the house. So he made one of those

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Pyro: So he made one of those boards saying �FOR SALE � 1.000.000 $�. The following day Rod makes the same board but his price was 2.000.000 $. So Chris was now really upset and decided to ask his neighbor:

Hughbie: A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained. "But I did slow down!" the guy argued. The cop shook his head. "You are required to stop. That's why they're called stop signs." The man started to get belligerent.

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Anonymous: What's the difference between CHOICE and CHOOSE?...........CHOOSE are what mexicans put on their feet

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Hughbie: --continuing... "Stop, slow down -- what's the difference?" The cop pulled out his baton. "I can show you. I'm going to start hitting you with my baton. You tell me if you want me to stop or slow down."

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Hughbie: Redneck Medical Terms - Benign...What you be after you be eight. / Impotent....Distinguished, well known. / Rectum...Darn near killed him. / Tumor....More than one.

PLUGrightIN: There are these three guys, a spic, a black guy and a white guy and they see this pot, they rub it, and a genie comes out. Genie says, "You get three wishes." So he asks the Mexican what he wants and the Mexican says, "I want all of my Mexican brothers to be happy and back in Mexico." And the Genie goes POOF and all the Mexicans are in Mexico. Then the Genie asks the Black guy what he wants,

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PLUGrightIN: and the black guy says, "I want all my Black brothers to be happy and back in Africa." And the Genie goes POOF and all the black people are back in Africa. Then the Genie goes to the white guy and asks what he wants and the white guy says, "You mean to tell me that all the Spics and Niggers are out of America," and the Genie says, "Yeah." then the white guys says, "Well...I'll have a coke then."

Gorygames: Whats a jew with two bottles of gas on his back? A dealer...

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Bubble: 3718 thats not what the pic asked for now is it, this proves you are a nigger, you do not listen, you do not think like white people, u want mellons and rape and bikes, GTFO and go fuck a monkey

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Anonymous: what was the name of the most snobish jew in the ghetto? 90210

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Anonymous: why does beyonce sing to the left to the left?? cause black people have no rights

Snork: why do women have shorter feet then men? so they can stand closer to the sink...stove

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Anonymous: What do u call 2 black guys in a sleeping bag??........TWIX

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anonymouse: What's the difference between a jew and a loaf of bread?................A loaf of bread doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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joXnka: What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls ? Well, you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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joXnka: What do you call a bunch of white ppl runnign down a hill ? Avalanche. What do you call a bunch of black ppl running down a hill ? Mudslide. What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill ? Jailbreak !

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joXnka: What do you call a bunch of white ppl pushing a car ? White Power. What do you call a bunch of black ppl pushing a car ? Black Power. What do you call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car ? Grand Theft Auto !

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joXnka: Jew and Nigger fall off cliff/skyscraper who hits the ground second ? Answer A : "Who cares ?" Answer B : "The Nigger, because he stopped halfway to spraypaint MOTHERFUCKER on the wall."

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Anonymous: What is the difference between jews and boyscotts . The boyscotts come back from camp

Anonymous: a white man passes a nigger stading near a tree. nigger is crying. white man asks him "why are you crying? are you sad?" "yes" replied nigger. "You want to go home?" asks white man. "Yes" answers nigger. The white man approaches the tree, the nigger was standing nearby, crouches, and says "come on then, i will give you a lift".

Anonymous: How does the doorbell of a niggers house sound like ? Bimmmbo!

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Anonymous: What does a black vampire say when he leaves town ? FANGS for the memories ! ( geddit ? fangs, instead of thanks )

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mosh3x6: what is the def of mass confusion? fathers day in harlem how do you starve a nigger? hide his food stamps under his work boots do you know how to stop a nigger from downing? NO? GOOD! whats long and hard on a nigger? the second grade

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C.U.N.T.: what did the nigger get on his S.A.T.? BBQ sauce.

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Jovi: Hear this on the telly: How many guys does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she hands it to you :-D

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Anonymous: How do you stop a paki from drowning ? Take your foot of his head !

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StickyBuns: what do you call a black asian woman terrorist, i dont know but i wouldnt want it living next to me

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Dac: what do you call a smart nigger ... A miracle.

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DOGMACHINE: What do u call a nigga whose driving a Ferrari?......... A Thief!

Anonymous: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? ------- They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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SillyNigger: A woman gets run over by a motorcycle who's fault is it? A1: Her's, why the fuck is she out of the kitchen. A2: The cyclist's, what the hell is he doing riding a motorbike in the house?

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I8PP: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit. What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.

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I8PP: tightrope(DOT)cc/jokes(DOT)htm

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Nukubu: What´s the common link between christmas lighting and niggers, they´re all connected, only 10 percent of them work and we all wanna see them hanging from a tree

DouchDrill: Everyone should stop being racist . . racism should be a crime, and crime is for NIGGERS!

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DouchDrill: What do you call a nigger that has an abortion? Credit to the community!

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Tht nigga: Wow, tht last one jus sucked

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DouchDrill: like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

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Tht nigga: Haha thts funny, cos now prolly hav no friends, redeck rejec,t u prolly rather hunt then be went a girl

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ThelemicMage: All the racist whites are like "Here, nigga nigga, here..read this... get pissed off.." And the black guys like "Waaahhh waahhh". It's a racist site man, do you think you have the power to change these people?

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Anon57: Doesn't make it less fun to toss a banana in their cage just to watch them chimp out, now does it?

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Anonymous: what do you call a nigger with a PH. D........ Nigger

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Limerick: I take pride in the fact that there wasn't a single asian joke here.

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BENDOWN: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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BigBootay: What do you get when you cross a mexican and an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

Flarp: Thelemic Mage: You can use your magely powers to end the racism on this site, or you can tell a good joke. choices choices. Oh, wanna hear something funny? I had a $1,000 copy of a biography on Crowley. Got taken when all my stuff was taken in a foreclosure.

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Anonymous: Whats stupid has no job, cant get a fat lip, And a sun burn. Damn niggers >:|

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ShitskinKiller: @1627: I actually read that a nigger thought that having straight hair (like white people have) looks great when it's wet :) BTW, white (European-ethnicity) people are the best swimmers, niggers don't come close.

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ShitskinKiller: @4790: Afreaka-Niggers and MiddleEastern-sandniggers are the biggest inbreeders, they marry their cousins most, proof: consang(dot)net/index.php/Summary

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ShitskinKiller: -Did you hear about the nigger that died driving down the freeway? -He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death....

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Flarp: Black people sunburn. It's an awful purple. Seems like it's really painful too, seriously! Not joking! Ask the two or three that come to c4c

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barack osama: why does every white guy go to coledge ? so he can get a job to afford a life time supply of viagra and penis growth supplements

Derpaderp: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon :P (srry if it was a dp, i didnt bother reading everyones corny jokes)

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ElCapitan: I got one...PYRO must be a gdamn Mexican Nigger for using only 1/10 of the goodamnn image space!

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PeaceFromGer: Sorry for my english xD but here... 3 Girls from the 3th grade Talking about there dads... The One say "my dads dick is 4" Long .." anotherone says "pah! My das got 6"!" and then the last says "my dad got only 2" but it also hurt ". :DDDDDDD

evil genius: the "jew-air-free" joke is posted itt at least 3 times now

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evil genius: whats the most confusing day in Jamaica? Fathers day

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evil genius: 3 women find a genie lamp on the beach... 1st woman asks to be made into the smartest woman in the world... poof she's now the smartest woman in the world.... 2nd asks to be made SMARTER than the 1st... and POOF now she's smarter than the smartest woman in the world... 3rd one asks to be smarter than BOTH PUT TOGETHER... and POOF, she turns into a man

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Anonymous: whats the diff between a blk guy and a blk girl? blk girl has a higher sperm count