Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 26 January 2010

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Child Obesity Statistics 'Rubbish' Claims Cameron

Smooth-faced old-Etonian Tory Leader David Cameron rubbished claims that Britain's kids are getting porkier. 'In fact it's a fine old tradition. There was Billy Bunter, and The Fat Boy from The Pickwick Papers. And my best fag at Eton was "Hippo" Fanshawe', the smug bastard purred yesterday.