Always do this. Never do anything but this. Whatever thought process was involved write it down, carve it stone, tattoo it on your children’s heads; I don’t care. Just do this.
I know you’re tempted to respond or, I dunno, eat a sandwich, but again, THIS.

Not secretly gay like your husband just sayin’,
The Superficial Writer

“Pakistan’s recently-elected president, Asif Ali Zardari, entered the room seconds later. Palin rose to shake his hand, saying she was “honored” to meet him. Zardari then called her “gorgeous” and said: “Now I know why the whole of America is crazy about you.” “You are so nice,” Palin said, smiling. “Thank you.” A handler from Zardari’s entourage then told the two politicians to keep shaking hands for the cameras. “If he’s insisting, I might hug,” Zardari said. Palin smiled politely.”

Sure. She’d make a great commander in chief. Leaders of foreign countries would take her very, very, very seriously. At least in a “hey, nice tits!” sense.

Come on, be honest, even you libril-commie-pinko-hatin’ reactionary Repugs: you knew they wouldn’t take her seriously, didn’t you? This is a preview of what would happen if McCain were elected then croaked, and let’s just say that’s not exactly a long shot (he’s showing signs of dementia already).

Oh, and of course, no reporters were allowed to watch any of the actual meeting or ask Palin questions afterward. Because, you know, she’s just out of school for a couple of days on a field trip to the UN to get yearbook pictures and stuff.