Suddenly, I feel like a Creationist.

Well, fuck that. Pluto IS a planet. And nothing those bastards do will EVER change my mind.

Henceforth, I will only support Pluto-positive candidates for political office. I will only allow my future children to attend schools that - if they try to teach the “Octoplanetary Theory” - give equal time to the Plutoplanetist position. I will only invite like-minded Plutophiles to my cook-outs, cook-ins and pot-lucks.

We will fight them in the schools! We will fight them in the courts! We will fight them in the back alleys and the cul de sacs and the two-hour limited (towing enforced) parking lots of our local planetaria!

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Haha. Think of the children. The children who are now crying into their syrofoam models of the solar system.

I think that the Plutoplanetist position should also proclaim that Ceres is again a planet. After all, it was “science” that demoted it in the 1800s. And then we’d have 10 of them. A nice, round, godly number.