Rahm Emanuel Leaving The Fucking White House

Today Rahm Emanuel resigned his position as Obama’s Chief of Fucking Staff to run for Mayor of Chicago. His successor, Peter Rouse is said to be low key and much less emotional, a low-key troubleshooter and consummate backroom player whose work is seldom publicized, is being elevated to a post in which he may lose some of his cherished anonymity.

Perhaps he’ll use less controversial words like heck, golly gee or gosh-darnit when addressing staff members in the showers. In any case the White House is losing a real asshole, my kind of asshole, who is capable of shaking things up when need be.

So on the behalf of liberals everywhere who’ve enjoyed watching you kick some ass, good fucking luck!