embarrassing

When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

Well, this is definitely art. Should art should be judged on its beauty, or the technical talent of its creator? Maybe. Is the value of a work of art completely dependent on the conceptual lens through which you want to view it? Sure. So yeah, it's art. It also sure sounds like a pompous embarrassment screaming into a microphone.

To quote a top Quora comment on her body of work: "Yoko Ono was part of a generation of artists who stridently rejected 'talent' as the criterion for art making"

If you just keep doing something you learned in childhood without any self reflection, you might end up doing some stupid things for way too far into your adult life. Sometimes song lyrics or figures of speech don't make sense until you see them in writing. People are often wrong, even about their own health, but what sucks is when you're publicly, idiotically wrong for waaaaay too long.

TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.

Catastrophic garment failure is an innate fear in everyone, like darkness or loud noises. It seldom happens, but every time it becomes a story. Everyone has feared a version of this. You'd think it could only happen in nightmares, but this guy screwed up and had to deal with the consequences.

When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.

This woman's panicked story about showing up to a job interview after a rushed, productive morning is the stuff of nightmarish fever dreams. Seriously. Even then, it makes sense. We get caught up in the motions of our day, and sometimes through that movement we forget to look down and confirm that we are, in fact, carrying said motions out with pants on. I want to take a moment to commend her for returning the coat hanger too. That alone is a green flag for a company considering hiring her!

We can't really fault him for anything but not noticing the true secret behind the free treat. It's really more of a condemnation of the weirdos out there who would set up hapless bystanders for failure. We don't blame him. People make terrible mistakes all the time, like this dude who cleared his own job site.

These people got some seriously unwanted attention from their parents at all the wrong times. Spilling secrets, putting them in awkward social situations, you name it. As you get older, your parents will never see you as an adult. You will always be a baby. And that's assuming they like you. Here are some more parents who embarrassed the hell out of their kids.

What is there to say about being a teenager that we didn't wish we could forget already? Everyone does whatever they think will make them look cool. The problem is, that's hard to do when you don't have any real experiences, skills or personality. Everyone's flying blind. If this isn't enough to give you flashbacks to your blunder years, here are some more cringey high school moments.

High School is either a time you never forget for the rest of your life, or if you're like most people, a time you'll try to forget for the rest of your life. It's a time when people make huge social mistakes and have none of the skills to make up for them. Here are some of the stories that keep people up at night.

You'd think that just because someone's over the age of 35, they'd have a healthy amount of humility and shame. If you thought that, you would be wrong. You would be very, very wrong. We've got grown-ups head-butting walls for candy, and self-respecting adults crying over parking spots. Smh.