The evidence is inconclusive as to if the pope actually does shit in the woods. Obviously , though, he at least farts in the Vatican.

It’s not that I give a rat’s posterior about what Papa Ratz thinks about anything, but this one blew my irony meter out the window. You would expect the head of Teh Holy Roman Catholic Church to keep a pretty low profile when it comes to blaming other worldviews for crimescommittedagainsthumanity. Obviously, they’re afraid of competition in a field they’ve mastered to the full extent throughout their history.