1984 IS GONNA BE THE BLUE JAYS’ YEAR

You have to admit, 1984 was pretty sweet. Michael Jackson was black, we kicked ass at the LA Olympics because the bitch-ass commies stayed home, Reagan was still kinda lucid when he beat the hell out of Mondale, and I rocked the block with my Return of the Jedi t-shirt. It had speeder bikes on it.

Most importantly, if the zeitgeist of 1984 had a face, that face had a mustache. Much like everyone on the Blue Jays.