I went to high school with Jennifer Aniston. This was long before Friends made her a superstar, and Aniston was just another slightly awkward teen at the High School of Performing Arts/LaGuardia School of the Arts.

You may know it as the Fame school, where adolescents danced in the cafeteria and learned Shakespeare instead of algebra.

Because she's a fellow alum, I've followed her career. And the tabloid

articles. And her Smartwater endorsements (if drinking water can give

you that hair and body... I want some of that).

So, it shocked me

(and gave me a slight frisson of jealous pleasure) to watch this "secret

security camera footage" taken from the star's home and leaked by Ryan