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01 December, 2011

Hash Trash Run 920, Directions to Run 921

Hello fellow Hashers!This week's run took place in Raanana as promised. Well, not all promises were kept. For example, the HARE DIDN'T SHOW UP! some lame excuse about work was brought up, but we don't care. Thank god first time hasher, Just Daniel, took command of things and got us on the right track. Well, almost. The run that was supposed to be a 5k run turned into an 8k event that made some very brave hashers, both new and old to call it quits... After running through the really drowsy and sleepy raanana, while Captain Caveman was trying to wake everybody up, we arrived at the park where we ran in circles, over a bridge and along green pastures, watched pelicans swim in the lake and finally got at the half way point where we Swung Low. The run then continued, in somewhat of a Kriss-Krossy manner, through the park and through some more quiet streets, until we arrived at the circle where CC (him again!) was already waiting for us with the beer and his funny hat. Oh, the joy of hashing...

ATTENTION!!! If you are attending the desert night run, make sure you read the directions enclosed at the bottom!!!Down-Downs Run 920:

In the words of the wise, most experienced hasher in our kennel, Captain Caveman: "The Hash will take place somewhere in the dessert. Time to be decided the Saturday morning. 25 shekels."Google map here (that's as good a guess as any other, so shove it!).ATTENTION!!! If you are attending the desert night run, make sure you read the directions enclosed at the bottom!!!

Ok, Here is the deal! Things have changed and all participants of the desert race need to know the following:

1. Bring your own meat and something else to share for dinner. The list of who is bringing what is listed below.

2. All runners should sign up for the race ahead of time. Contact Pro-Sport Store in Tel Aviv for the correct email address site in order to register. The phone number is 03-624-7659. Tell them you're with the Hashers.

3. Breakfast will be provided for you, however, you will be charged for your share at the camp site.

4. Wine and beer will be provided - however you will be charged at the camp site.

6. There must not be any misunderstanding, we split all the costs evenly on everything, no matter what you drink or use, no whining or bitching will be allowed.

7. Please understand that there are no bathroom or toilet facilities at our site. There are public outdoor cold showers near the Dead Sea (which is nowhere near the campsite).

8. The Hash will take place somewhere in the dessert. Time to be decided the Saturday morning. 25 shekels.

9. If you are coming and are not on the list, be creative and bring something in the spirit of the event. Every one should bring extra wood if they can. Also small grills.

10. We will be between 15 –20 Hashers.

Here is what you are bringing:

Crock sucker: Banana Bread

Goldmember: Cake, Pasta Salad

Lay-a Bitch - Cabbage Salad

Caveman: Chopped salad

Double Entry - rice

Stiff Meat- wood

Penis Envy - potato salad

Is He Doc - ratatoullie (spelling)

Just Sharon - Bulgar Salad

Deliverance - Green Salad

Just Jim - 6 cans of pringles

Things to bring:

Everyone needs to bring a six pack of water!

Flashlight and or head lamp, any large battery operated lamp you may have

IPOD - so we can dance

Tent, Sleeping bag, Running hat, Winter hat, Bathing Suit, Gloves

warm coat, blanket, CHAIRS - we never have enough!

card table or table that breaks down - if you have one

Meat and other food that you have been assigned

Slippers or camping comfortable shoes.

Garbage bag or two, Knife - that actually cuts

Toilet paper, Snacks (to share if possible)

Sandwich or something to eat before the race, Running Shoes

Camelback or fuel belt, Gels for the run, warm socks, Baby wipes

a pair or 3 of disposable gloves - clean up after dinner is a bitch!

Change of clothes for the next day, Sleeping wear, Toiletries

Sponge - clean up again, Coolers - in the event there are no tables (as usual) we will line up the coolers to use as table and chairs

Glow in the dark night games like "Captain Caveman's balls".

Other messages:

The Hare Raiser Roster is down here!!Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 2.5 months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.

Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?