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Oh Lackey. I thought we’d miss his arm when he left and then, after his choice spring traning parting remarks, I wanted the Angels to kick his team-and-fan-dissing ass all over the field – and we all know how that worked out, or rather didn’t until the last series this season. But I never wished him ill otherwise and I’m actually a little sorry to see him pitching this way. But he has only his own bad attitude to blame and, while I thought we’d miss his arm, I was actually glad to see that attitude leave Anaheim.
— Kristen

Beautiful doggie. I love dogs and I had two wonderful cats,”my boys,” but they’re no longer with me. Their pics are on my refrigerator and I say good morning and good night to them every day. I miss ’em so much.

I would think for this to hold up legally there might need to be a clarification of what constitutes “suckage”…especially “extreme suckage.” I mean, you would not want to leave this open-ended for some American jury to overturn if a trial came about. Your four-legged notary is indeed beautiful…but what is that device sitting next to Ellie on top of the Pledge? It amuses me…