We pull Parks and Rec’s Ben Schwartz from the country and bring him into the world of Sklarbro County! Ben talks about having a tough time watching basketball games in real time, filming an episode of House of Lies in a real dildo factory, and witnessing a magical moment in the movie making process. Dan Van Kirk does not disappoint as he brings in crazy stories such as; a wasted Arkansas woman who tries to flee police on a Power Wheels truck, a bidding war for the virginity of a Brazilian sex doll, and a Medford man pretends stolen Somerville beer is his genitals. Plus, we receive a voicemail from Doug Buffone. Appreciate the hat humor on this show!

Jean-Ralphio!! Love that guy, and loved the "You might be a pimp"-alanche. As soon as I read that story about the woman fleeing in a Power Wheels truck, I knew it would end up on Dan's desk at some point. Thanks for brightening up my Tuesday, guys!