This review is taken DIRECTLY from a piece of "junk mail." It is the
program that starts out with the heading: "Before You Decide To Throw This
Away, Please Read The Enclosed At Least Once - Then Decide. This is Not a Chain
Letter! I Threw The Program in The Trash."

The first paragraph reads: "I had received this program before and threw
it away, but later I wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I
had no idea who to contact to get a copy, so I had to wait until I was mailed
another copy of the program - eleven months passed, then it came. I DIDN'T throw
this one away. I made $41,000 on the first try!!" Signed by D. Wilburn,
Muncie IN.

In order to get your attention quick, Mr. or Ms Wilburn shares their
experience of making the mistake of throwing the letter away. A normal person
will say to themselves: "I don't want to make the same mistake Wilburn did.
He had to wait another 11 months before he had the chance, so I better really
read this thing." But in reality you'll find out that this piece of garbage
has been floating around for years and if you miss this copy, you'll get another
one tomorrow or the day after.

The next thing you see is a bold headline reading: "You are about to
make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days - in the comfort of your own home.
Read the enclosed program, then read it again." The average person is
skeptical but the idea of money has been planted in your mind right up front.
This will cause you to read a little while longer.

The rest of the page is completely filled with hype - informing you
everything is LEGITIMATE and LEGAL. (We all want to be legitimate and legal
don't we?) Claims are made that the program works 100% every time and how
thousands have used the program to raise capital to start their own business,
pay off debts, homes, cars, etc., and even retire. You can ALWAYS recognize a
scam because your emotions are appealed to in a big way. Think about it -
doesn't everyone on the planet earth want money to start a business? Pay off
debts? Have homes, cars, etc.? Would anyone turn this offer away? NO! That's
what makes it so easy to recognize these scams - they appeal to everybody and do
nothing! Your emotions are cruelly played with!

Okay, let's move on. Frank T of Bel Air MD relates his personal testimonial
at the top of Page 2. Try to look in the phone book and find either D Wilburn or
Frank T. Notice how only a partial part of their names and addresses are ALWAYS
presented. This is so nobody can find them. But why bother? They don't exist!

The instructions are presented on the rest of Page 2. They consist of precise
directions for ordering four reports, paying $5 cash for each one and moving the
names around on the list. This is a typical chain letter and they don't work
because 99.9% of everyone receiving it replaces their name and members of their
family with the people listed.

These instructions are completely stupid. They make you go through a bunch of
bull just to make you believe you are doing something worthwhile. Actually - all
they're doing is selling you some worthless reports - which you may or may not
ever receive.

Page 3 instructs you to get a mailing list to mail the letter you are reading
to. Of course, when you order the reports, you will get information on where to
purchase this mailing list. Don't you see that these people only care about
selling you a mailing list? They could care less if you get a response or not
because they made their money from you purchasing their bunch of worthless names
and addresses. In fact, you are even told to get names and addresses from your
phone book. Come on! This is the ABSOLUTE WORST way to sell anything simply
because you have no idea what these people are interested in. Even if you sold a
real product, let's say: baby-sitting services - you wouldn't sit down and
advertise it by writing letters to everyone in the phone book. Instead, you'd
place an ad in the paper and have people only interested in baby-sitting contact
you.

Now comes the guarantee. It says: "The check point which guarantees your
success is simply this: you must receive 15-20 orders for Report 1. This is a
must. If you don't within 2 weeks, send out more programs until you do. Then, a
couple weeks later, you should receive at least 100 orders for Report 2."
Notice the word "should." The fact is, you could mail until the day
the Lord comes back and you'll NEVER get 15-20 orders. You'd be lucky to get
even one. Believe me - 1,000's of people have put the chain letter theory to a
variety of tests and actually given it every chance in the world to make money.
None have ever worked.

Now, here's the hype that really gets most people. Here it is reprinted in
it's entirety: "Let's say you decide to start small, just to see how it
goes, and we will assume you and all those involved send out only 200 programs
each. Let's also assume that the mailing receives a 5% response. Using a good
list, the response could be much better. Also, many people will send out
thousands of programs instead of 200! But, continuing with this example, you
send out 200 programs. With a 5% response, that is, 10 orders for Report 1 (ten
people responded by sending out 200 programs each) for a total of 2,000. The 5%
response that brings 100 orders for report 2. Those mail out 200 programs for a
total of 20,000. The 5% response to those is 1,000 orders for Report 3. The
1,000 send out 200,000 total and the 5% response to that is 10,000 orders for
Report 4 (10,000 $5 for you.) Your total income in this example is $50 + $550 +
$5,000 + $50,000 + $55,550. Remember friend, this is assuming that 95 out of 100
people you mail to will do absolutely nothing and trash this program. Dare to
think what would happen if everyone sent out 1,000 programs instead of only 200.
Believe it, many people will do that and more. By the way, at current prices,
your cost to send out 200 programs is less than $100. The participation fee is
ridiculously low when you consider what you stand to gain! Consider yourself
fortunate to be invited to participate in an exclusive program that really
works. Have faith. Think positively, Keep in mind that your investment is
minimal and it's easy money invested in you."

Give me a break! What a bunch of lies. Anybody that reads this and really
believes it can work must also believe that Snow White really lives in the
forest with the 7 dwarfs.

The truth of the matter is that it really would work if everyone did what
they were supposed to do - but they won't. I'll prove it. Go to a place where
there are a lot of people (like a mall). Walk up to the first person you meet
and ask them to give you a $5 bill. In return for their $5, they will get
$50,000 if they will just find 10,000 other people to give them $5 by promising
them the same thing. How many people do you think will take you up on your
offer? If you do find one person to do it they will either be mentally retarded
or hard of hearing. So if you couldn't work the program in person, what makes
you think it will work through the mail with people who have no idea who you
are? The truth is - it doesn't work. It NEVER will!

Page 4 tells you all about these four wonderful reports you will be
purchasing. Their titles are beautiful: "How to Make $250,000 Through
Multi-Level Order Sales" and "Sources For The Best Mailing
Lists." I'm sure we all can't wait to order them right away.

Page 5 is a personal note from the originator of the program - Edward L.
Green. He doesn't have a city and state beside his name. Why? Because his full
name is used. (Remember, they don't want you to try and find these people.) A
real testimonial would be proud to give you the full name, full address and
phone number of the individual so you could get in touch with them to find out
more about the program. Anyone hiding so that you can't call them up or write to
them directly is a scam artist. No doubt about it!

Edward L Green tells you about how poor he was in 1979. He also says that he
will never see a penny of your money. He has already made $4 million and wants
to retire. Give me a break. If you made $4 million wouldn't you want $5 million
or $10 million or $20 million. Why stop at a measly $4 million when you could
star on the Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous and be interviewed by Robin Leach?
$4 million is chicken feed if something really worked to bring in this amount of
money!

Amazingly though, on Page 6, Johnson Distributing gives a real name and
address. But try to get a phone number on them with an address of "PO Box
7, SAFB IL 42225-0007." It doesn't exist!

Page 7 and 8 contain letters from Chris Johnson, Paul Johnson, A. Zurki, Carl
Winslow, A.S. Jalosyk, Bill Nelson, J.T. Adams, Charles Fairchild, Tommy Jayhet
and Mary Rockland. They all tell you some hard luck story about how this program
changed their life. Again - try to contact them. If you live in Waco TX, try and
find Tommy Jayhet and see what he has to say about all this.

Do you get the picture yet? Almost all scams follow this same general theme.
Don't get taken!