I have a story to tell about this very April Fools day.
Once upon a time, on this very day, I pranked my mother (this story is 100% legit *wink wink* ;) ).
My mom said she needed some milk, so I ran to the nearest Walgreens to buy some.
Well, it turned out that the refrigerator that had milk shut off and all the milk went bad, so I went my own way around the store, looking for something entertaining. Folks, I believe that I found the most entertaining thing possible; a didlo! Man the things I could have done with it! I enjoyed looking at it, but I fantasized what I could have done with it out of the box. I thought to myself, "Fuck, I forgot todays April Fools" and then I thought to myself, "I have the best prank idea... EVER". I brought that very purple, girthy, big dildo home to my mother. She grabbed the nearest frying pan and screamed "THIS AINT NO FUCKIN MILK" like a black lady on her period. She then proceeded to take my phone and take it away from me.
I haven't seen that phone since...

Cowie Wrote:I have a story to tell about this very April Fools day.
Once upon a time, on this very day, I pranked my mother (this story is 100% legit *wink wink* ;) ).
My mom said she needed some milk, so I ran to the nearest Walgreens to buy some.
Well, it turned out that the refrigerator that had milk shut off and all the milk went bad, so I went my own way around the store, looking for something entertaining. Folks, I believe that I found the most entertaining thing possible; a didlo! Man the things I could have done with it! I enjoyed looking at it, but I fantasized what I could have done with it out of the box. I thought to myself, "Fuck, I forgot todays April Fools" and then I thought to myself, "I have the best prank idea... EVER". I brought that very purple, girthy, big dildo home to my mother. She grabbed the nearest frying pan and screamed "THIS AINT NO FUCKIN MILK" like a black lady on her period. She then proceeded to take my phone and take it away from me.
I haven't seen that phone since...

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none of this is real. In a real story, you would've shoved the didlo up your own asshole.

Cowie Wrote:I have a story to tell about this very April Fools day.
Once upon a time, on this very day, I pranked my mother (this story is 100% legit *wink wink* ;) ).
My mom said she needed some milk, so I ran to the nearest Walgreens to buy some.
Well, it turned out that the refrigerator that had milk shut off and all the milk went bad, so I went my own way around the store, looking for something entertaining. Folks, I believe that I found the most entertaining thing possible; a didlo! Man the things I could have done with it! I enjoyed looking at it, but I fantasized what I could have done with it out of the box. I thought to myself, "Fuck, I forgot todays April Fools" and then I thought to myself, "I have the best prank idea... EVER". I brought that very purple, girthy, big dildo home to my mother. She grabbed the nearest frying pan and screamed "THIS AINT NO FUCKIN MILK" like a black lady on her period. She then proceeded to take my phone and take it away from me.
I haven't seen that phone since...

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none of this is real. In a real story, you would've shoved the didlo up your own asshole.

Cowie Wrote:I have a story to tell about this very April Fools day.
Once upon a time, on this very day, I pranked my mother (this story is 100% legit *wink wink* ;) ).
My mom said she needed some milk, so I ran to the nearest Walgreens to buy some.
Well, it turned out that the refrigerator that had milk shut off and all the milk went bad, so I went my own way around the store, looking for something entertaining. Folks, I believe that I found the most entertaining thing possible; a didlo! Man the things I could have done with it! I enjoyed looking at it, but I fantasized what I could have done with it out of the box. I thought to myself, "Fuck, I forgot todays April Fools" and then I thought to myself, "I have the best prank idea... EVER". I brought that very purple, girthy, big dildo home to my mother. She grabbed the nearest frying pan and screamed "THIS AINT NO FUCKIN MILK" like a black lady on her period. She then proceeded to take my phone and take it away from me.
I haven't seen that phone since...

(First forum post) (pls show love)

none of this is real. In a real story, you would've shoved the didlo up your own asshole.

Cowie Wrote:I have a story to tell about this very April Fools day.
Once upon a time, on this very day, I pranked my mother (this story is 100% legit *wink wink* ;) ).
My mom said she needed some milk, so I ran to the nearest Walgreens to buy some.
Well, it turned out that the refrigerator that had milk shut off and all the milk went bad, so I went my own way around the store, looking for something entertaining. Folks, I believe that I found the most entertaining thing possible; a didlo! Man the things I could have done with it! I enjoyed looking at it, but I fantasized what I could have done with it out of the box. I thought to myself, "Fuck, I forgot todays April Fools" and then I thought to myself, "I have the best prank idea... EVER". I brought that very purple, girthy, big dildo home to my mother. She grabbed the nearest frying pan and screamed "THIS AINT NO FUCKIN MILK" like a black lady on her period. She then proceeded to take my phone and take it away from me.
I haven't seen that phone since...

(First forum post) (pls show love)

none of this is real. In a real story, you would've shoved the didlo up your own asshole.

Cowie Wrote:I have a story to tell about this very April Fools day.
Once upon a time, on this very day, I pranked my mother (this story is 100% legit *wink wink* ;) ).
My mom said she needed some milk, so I ran to the nearest Walgreens to buy some.
Well, it turned out that the refrigerator that had milk shut off and all the milk went bad, so I went my own way around the store, looking for something entertaining. Folks, I believe that I found the most entertaining thing possible; a didlo! Man the things I could have done with it! I enjoyed looking at it, but I fantasized what I could have done with it out of the box. I thought to myself, "Fuck, I forgot todays April Fools" and then I thought to myself, "I have the best prank idea... EVER". I brought that very purple, girthy, big dildo home to my mother. She grabbed the nearest frying pan and screamed "THIS AINT NO FUCKIN MILK" like a black lady on her period. She then proceeded to take my phone and take it away from me.
I haven't seen that phone since...

(First forum post) (pls show love)

none of this is real. In a real story, you would've shoved the didlo up your own asshole.