Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I am feeling at least ninety-seven percent back to normal, so, even though there were too many features for me to see them all, I was able to hit the clubs for all four nights and Friday afternoon. So what are we waiting for? Let's speak of several beautiful and extremely sexy ladies!

Kloey Love

Wednesday evening, May 9Th, I drove down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to observe one of Kloey Love's shows and to say hello.

For the one show I saw, Kloey's costume consisted of a red and black skirt with white trim, a red bra with black trim, and a red and black corset sort of thing that went from just beneath her breasts down to her waist. Beneath the skirt, Kloey wore a red crinoline petticoat trimmed with red ribbons and some sort of shiny material that reflected the stage lights and gave the appearance of sparkling. Beneath the petticoat, Kloey wore a black thong which was decorated with gold colored studs. (I had to ask Kloey about the studs. I originally thought that the thong might have been decorated with gold chains. After the show, I asked Andy Enomoto, the owner and publisher of Private Dancer Magazine, if he had noticed the details of that thong and explained to him that I was asking because my mind had wandered off during the show and I hadn't paid close enough attention until after Kloey had removed the thong. Andy said that my mind wandering off was understandable given the circumstances.)

To finish out the costume, Kloey wore a black G-string, and for footwear, she wore a pair of almost knee high, shiny, black boots that laced up the front and had platform soles and high heels.

Kloey performed this particular show to rock and pop music and ended it with a lotion bit which included allowing tip rail customers to stick dollar bills to her body.

Kloey is a beautiful lady with a great looking body. She is also a very good performer. In fact, there are not too many features around today that are any better.

Ms. Love is not only good looking, but she is intelligent, very friendly, well spoken, has a good sense of humor, and enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

It is my recommendation that anybody who finds that Kloey Love will be featuring at a club near them should not miss the opportunity to get out of the house and go see her perform and meet her in person.

Kloey can be ogled at: KloeyLove.com

Morgan Reigns

Thursday evening, May 10Th, I went to the Rio Gentleman's Club to meet Morgan Reigns and to observe one of her shows.

For the one show I saw, Morgan wore a black bra decorated with silver colored badge like things. She also wore black chaps like pants decorated with the same silver colored badge like things as her bra in a line down the outside of both legs. The chaps/pants were covered with sequins or something similar that reflected the stage lights and gave a glittering effect. I don't know whether it was the stage lights, or the color of the glittery stuff, but the chaps/pants sparkled with various shades of green and blue. Beneath the chaps/pants, Morgan wore a black thong that matched the rest of the costume but without to badge things. To top off the costume, Morgan wore clear, platform soled, high-heeled shoes.

I'm not certain of the title of the song that Morgan opened her show with, I just know that in the song, the words wild, wild, west were repeated about a hundred times, or so it seemed. This song was followed by Kid Rock's, "Cowboy." the show then continued to other hip hop music I'm not familiar with.

Morgan performed very well on stage, and her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was quite good.

Morgan is a beautiful lady with long light red hair and a great looking body! She is very sweet and friendly, seems to be quite intelligent, and can hold a great conversation. Based on my own personal experience with Morgan, I feel safe in saying that she has a very good sense of humor, and that she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I do recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see Morgan Reigns perform and to meet her in person should do so. I do not believe anybody would be disappointed with the experience.

Morgan does not at this time have an official website. However, she can be found on MySpace at: MySpace.com/MorganReigns4U

Some good photos of Morgan and her credits can also be found at: Pure-Talent.com/Morgan_Reigns_credits.htm

Morgan has also told me that she recently signed with Lisa Ann's adult industry talent agency, Clear Talent Management.

Courtney Cummz

Friday afternoon, May 11Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to meet Courtney Cummz and to observe her matinee show.

For the matinee show, Courtney wore a choker. The choker couldn't have been real diamonds. If it had been, it would have easily cost well over one hundred thousand dollars, possibly closer to a quarter of a million. However, whatever the stones were, they certainly looked like real diamonds!

The rest of Courtney's costume consisted of a shiny, beautiful shade of blue-green, bikini and a G-string that matched the bikini. She also wore glove like wrist bands than covered from just below her elbows down to her wrists and ended in a triangular piece on the backs of her hands and then looped around her middle fingers. To finish out the costume, Courtney wore white, platform soled, stiletto heeled shoes.

Courtney performed this show to rock music.

Courtney performs on stage so well as many of the features around today, and far better than a few I've seen. Also, she commits excellent interaction with the tip rail patrons.

Though between us, we couldn't think of were we might have met before, and I don't remember ever meeting Courtney before this day, she thought she recognized me and that we had already met; therefore, she gave me a good amount of extra special attention. Hey, who am I to complain? I was definitely enjoying the attention. I need and desire all the female attention I can get!

I found Courtney to be a beautiful blonde haired lady with a gorgeous body.

So far as I am concerned, Courtney is a very sweet, extremely friendly, intelligent young woman who is very well spoken and has a good sense of humor. Also, in watching her on stage and during her signing, it was my impression that Courtney loves meeting her fans and chatting with them.

I would recommend that everybody who can should get out to a club to see Courtney Cummz perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. I do not believe they would be sorry they did so.

Check Courtney out at: courtneycummzlive.com

Nina Mercedez

Friday night, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with my very dear, sweet, friend, Nina Mercedez, and to observe her first two shows of the evening.

Mercedez started the evening off with her school girl show. For this show, Mercedez wore her hair in what I have always called dog ears. In other words, Mercedez had her hair in two ponytails, one on each side of her head, and tied with red ribbons. She wore a white blouse with short, puffy, sleeves, and a pleated red plaid mini-skirt. Under the blouse, she wore a black under shirt type top with white polka dots and red trimming. She also wore black panties with white polka dots and red trimming and sporting a good sized pink bow on each hip. (These two pieces were obviously a set.) the costume was completed with white, platform soled, high heeled shoes and a small white knapsack with red trim and red shoulder straps which Mercedez wore at the start of the show.

Mercedez started this show off with, "I Know What Boys Want," and followed it up with similar songs that fit the theme of the show.

For her second show of the evening, Mercedez performed her vampire show.

Mercedez's vampire costume is so elaborate, it is almost impossible to describe, but I'll do what I can.

Before Mercedez removes anything, this costume appears to be a one piece costume, but it turns out to be made up of several separate pieces. First, there is a very long cape that has a very high Count Dracula style collar. The collar is red and black and is trimmed with black fur along the top edge. The underside of the cape is yellow, and the top side is black. There is a large, red, upside down medieval cross on the last few feet of the cape.

What at first appears to be a medieval style dress turns out to be several different pieces. The sleeves are actually arm bands with long, black, glittering, pointed pieces of cloth hanging from them. Then there is a black with red trim corset which covers from just beneath her breasts down almost to her crotch and ending in a point. The corset is laced together in the back with red ribbon. Additionally, there is a floor length skirt made of the same material as that which hangs from the armbands and which is open in the front. Beneath all of this, Mercedez wore a black thong and black fishnet pantyhose.

Once Mercedez had stripped down to nothing but her fishnet pantyhose, to finish getting nude, she ripped the pantyhose apart until they became nothing but stockings.

Mercedez performed this show to rock music numbers which sounded sinister enough to fit in with the show's theme.

As I have said many times now, Nina Mercedez is one of the top features in the world today and is not to be missed; therefore, I do not ever want to hear of anybody passing up an opportunity to get out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person!

Mercedez is not only a gorgeous, exotic looking, Hispanic lady with a body that could get a cadaver aroused, she is one of the sweetest, most wonderful women anybody could ever hope to meet. Is she smart? Does the fact that she now owns her own adult film production company, Heartbreaker Films, answer the question? She not only produces adult films now, but she writes, directs, and stars in her own product!

Mercedez is very intelligent, and can hold her own in a conversation with anybody. Additionally, she has a great sense of humor and loves to meet and chat with her fans!

Visit Mercedez at: MercedezXXX.com

Inari Vachs

Saturday evening, May 12Th, I picked up Jonathan and we drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino, where we hung out with another very dear friend, Inari Vachs, and observed her first show of the night.

For her first show of the evening, Inari wore a costume that consisted of a beige, knitted, top decorated with beads and long tassels hanging from the bottom edge, faded blue jeans with a hole worn over the left knee and a large hole under her right bun, platform soled, stiletto heeled, black shoes, and a leopard skin print bra and pantie set decorated with rhinestones.

Yes, this was the same costume Inari wore for her first show at the Rialto Spearmint Rhino on the evening of Friday, April 27Th. What can I say? When you see features so often as I do, you are bound to see the same costumes and shows every now and then. Quite often, I will know if a feature's show is new, simply because I haven't seen it before.

Inari performed this show to rock music.

Inari Vachs is truly a dancer, and she performs very well on stage. In fact, in my book, Inari is one of the best. Yes, there are features whose costumes are more elaborate and sometimes more colorful, and no, Inari normally doesn't use props. She has no expensive light show of her own, and she has no pyrotechnics. However, the combination of her beauty, her lovely, all natural, body, her dancing style, and her wonderful, loving, caring, personality, makes her one of the best and most desirable features touring the country today.

Inari is smart, very well spoken, has a fabulous sense of humor, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans.

Nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Inari perform and to meet her in person. If she doesn't send a person home with a big smile on their face, they were already dead and should have been in the morgue, not in a strip club!

So people, if anybody sees that Inari will be coming to a club in their area, they should definitely make plans to go see and meet her. And, if she isn't booked in a nearby club in the near future, they should begin the bugging process until the owners and managers of their local clubs do book Inari, the sooner the better.

Once it came time for Inari to prepare for her second show, Jonathan and I reluctantly said goodnight, she headed for her dressing room, and we hit the road and raced back to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino in time to catch Courtney Cummz's final show of the engagement and to take care of some unfinished business. (No, it wasn't anything serious or sexy. It was just a little something that wouldn't be of any interest to anybody other than Courtney and I; therefore, I'm not going to go into detail.)

For her final show, Courtney walked onto the stage wearing a costume that was all pink with the exception of her white, high heeled, platform soled, shoes. The costume consisted of a miniature version of an old time southern planter's hat decorated with an elaborate bow, a lacy bra, a wide garter belt trimmed with lace and bows, a rather small thong, and she carried a pink parasol decorated with lace and bows.

Courtney performed this show to rock music, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons was very good, as always.

That is it for now. If nothing goes wrong, I will be hitting the road and heading for a week in New Orleans next Tuesday morning, then returning home via a couple of days in Oklahoma. Have no worries, I will be seeing features in Louisiana, and I can go to the computer cafe I frequent in New Orleans; therefore, my column will continue with little if any interruption.

Everybody stay safe, and live life as if there were no tomorrow! Let's all meet back here the next time for more discussions of gorgeous, sexy, women!

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