Miley Cyrus was reportedly spotted playing tonsil hockey with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden on Halloween.

Yes, this does matter in the big scheme of things. It’s terribly important. It’s like global warming meeting the stock market or something.

OK, maybe that didn’t make any sense, but still, Miley Cyrus was making out with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend. They were getting friendly at Hollywood hotspot Bootsy Bellows. But, as a source told E! News, their relationship is “not a boyfriend-girlfriend kind of thing.”

Please don’t say it’s more like a brother-sister thing …

The pair are just “party pals,” said a source. They supposedly have many mutual friends, with whom they were spotted leaving the club after they exchanged … whatever. A source said Cyrus “isn’t into him like that.”

Of course not.

In its December edition, Cyrus told Cosmopolitan magazine her music is her “main love right now,” and that’s what she’s focused on. Cyrus and actor Liam Hemsworth ended their engagement Sept. 19.

“This is the best time of my life,” she said. “I’m not going to look back on it and be like, ‘I wish I hadn’t been dwelling over a breakup,’ you know? Because that’s not what God wants my life to be about right now.”

Right. Because God has nothing else to worry about.

Meanwhile, Britain’s The Sun reports that Cyrus has written a letter to Hemsworth saying she still loves him and wants to meet up.

“It could be for closure or it could be to start again, but se wants to see him and talk things through,” a source told The Sun. “As time has gone on and the anger subsided, Miley has really started to feel the pain of the split. She thought about writing some songs, but then decided why not write a letter to Liam to tell him exactly how she feels.”

Days after calling of their engagement, Hemsworth was seen locking lips with Mexican actress Eliza Gonzalez.

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