Page 218 – Fresh And Yummy

Singing:
“If you want to be with a girl like me, like me, like me,
You can’t be like that, like that, like that.
You have to be cool, be cool, be cool.
You have to be a werewolf.” -Charlotte, 6 years old

Amelia’s still in diapers. She’s got a distant lookon her face and that tends to mean only one thing.Me: “Mia, are you pooping?”Amelia: “No. …Are you pooping?” -Amelia, 2 years old

Bat Warthog Man is a man who was driven to a life of crime fighting when bad guys stole his friend. Seeking to gain the power of the bat and the warthog, he went into a forest, where he encountered a bat and a warthog who fused into a bat warthog which then bit and horned him. He gained the powers of the bat and the warthog but also took on their hideous fused looks (but only at night).
Powers: The powers of the bat and the warthog. Includes flight, horning and other powers. BWM is also restricted to fighting crime at night, since bats are nocturnal.

Gray Diamond is one of the super heroes that lives in the city with Bat Warthog Man.
Powers: Super genius (he has a huge brain inside the main diamond on his head) and he can turn his hands into diamond swords that also shoot diamonds.

Mr. Stocker is a super hero with no powers who was summoned by Uni-Man in the battle with the Tiny Robots Who Want to Bite People. Stocker is one of the briefest characters in the Axe Cop universe, having been immediately bitten and transformed into a tiny robot one second after he appeared.
powers: none.

Sockarang came to a try out when Axe Cop was preparing to go on a mission to fight Bad Santa and the Evil Flying Book. Sockarang has socks for arms, and he can shoot them out and they return to him like boomerangs. In his fight with Bad Santa he got some of Bad Santa's blood on him and he got Bad Santa powers, which he used for good.
powers: the power of Bad Santa, Sock arms/boomerangs

Uni-Man showed up at a try out to join Axe Cop's team. He is a man who got so smart a unicorn horn grew out of his head. He came to Earth to fight crime but aliens kidnapped his baby, Uni-baby. He later found her safe with the Snowards and returned to his home until a rather unpleasant visit from a disguised Dr. Stinky Head. Momentarily losing his horn, he got his revenge when he regained it, wishing for an unbelievable amount of intelligence and strength, which he used to defeat the evil doctor. He now resides in an invisible lab where he makes weapons for Axe Cop and his team.
powers: unicorn magic, intensely smart, incredibly strong