Topic: slutty Betty White

Ah, Halloween — a night of masks, sweets, and drunkenly stumbling home while way too skimpily attired is just around the corner. (Our slutty Betty White costume’s coming together nicely, thanks for asking!) To get into the spirit of spookiness and goofiness, we’ve compiled a list of the very best of cinemas All Hallow’s Eve scenes. Happy watching, you soon-to-be witches and Snookis; is it too early to break out the candy corn? More »

“The Author in Fancy Dress as a Side of Bacon.” Thank you, old newspaper clipping, for giving us the title of our memoirs. We’re pretty upset we don’t have Fancy Dress Balls anymore, but certainly pleased that this fellow won the competition. He’s got some seriously amazing sewing skills — and it just goes to prove that the bacon meme has been around for a very, very long time. Bacon-infused moonshine, anyone?More »