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War Machine allegedly attempted suicide while in his Las Vegas jail cell.

[ Photos: Celebs Who Died Under Bizarre Circumstances! ]

According to law enforcement sources, on Tuesday night a corrections officer was making his rounds by War Machine's jail cell, when the officer saw him sitting on the floor with feet raised on the bunk bed.

Allegedly, a rapper associated with Wu-Tang Clan by the name Christ Bearer (real name Andre Johnson) was taken to the hospital early this morning after cutting off his own penis and jumping off a balcony in what appears to be a failed suicide attempt.

Other members (ew, not that kind of member) of his rap group Northstar were hanging out on the balcony of an apartment some of them live in when he abruptly cut his junk off and threw himself from the balcony.

Apparently, when they got downstairs, he was running around screaming incoherently. Who wouldn't after slicing off their own D?!?

It's unknown whether doctors are currently trying to reattach his penis right now. We can't imagine the pain he must be in!

We hope they can fix his wound, and that he gets better. Just infinite ouches.

As we previously reported, Britney Spears' baby daddy has requested an increase in his $20K a month child support stipend. While it's said that Godney isn't THRILLED at the request, she's letting her poppa negotiate a deal with KFed.

And it appears that negotiations are well under way, though Mr. Spears is NOT impressed with his former son-in-law!