Sean’s Random Thoughts for the week of June 9, 2013

*The massive chest of Taylor Stevens couldn’t save her beloved L.A. Kings from playoff elimination. With the Kings down to the Chicago Blackhawks 0-2 she offered up her boobs in hopes of distracting the boys from the Windy City.

Yeah, her knockers failed to save the day. The Hawks won the series four games to one.

Now the Kings are summering back up in Moosejaw and the Hawks have a 1-0 lead over the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Final. Go Hawks!

*For the last few decades prosties and porn stars could not have had a better friend/client than Charlie Sheen. He has purchased cars and jewelry and dumped truckloads of cash on some of his favorite entertainers.

So I wasn’t surprised to read this week on TMZ that Charlie and Farrah Abraham had started a texting relationship which would no doubt end with his cock in her ass.

What shocked me, whoever, was that Charlie assumed those text messages between him and Abraham where private.

When Charlie found out the text messages became public he went ballistic sending Abraham one of the best piss off letters ever written:

‘hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

bye!
cs.’

Being a true idiot by revealing these private messages, Abraham has shown to any other possible sugar daddies that she cannot be trusted to keep private affairs private.

*It was reported Friday that a gay performer contracted HIV and in doing so has completely sunk any industry stance it had in rejecting condoms in straight porn productions.

Apparently this individual also did crossover work which should have everyone on the straight side of the industry more than slightly concerned.

But never fear, Diane Duke saves the day and destroys the anti-condom position all in one fell swoop.

Duke confirmed the single case of HIV:

‘An adult performer has tested positive for HIV. This performer worked exclusively on condom only sets. As a precautionary measure, APHSS is providing retests for the small number of performers with which the infected individual had performed. All retests have come back negative and there is no indication that any transmission—including that of the positive performer—happened on set.’

It would appear at this point that condoms may have confined the problem. Ballgame over… have a nice day.