Rosie Huntington-Whiteley revealed at the Vogue Festival last week that she prefers wearing lingerie to regular clothing, because it's just so much easier. Hey, what a coincidence. The crazy homeless chick down the street feels the same way. She said:

"I have been modelling lingerie for most of my career. I was booked for a lot of assignments early on. I have always felt comfortable although you have your days and your girlie times of the month when you don't feel great and you go on stage with a bloated stomach. But it is something I have felt confident doing and I love it. Clothes are usually trickier because there is a lot more to them!"

That's a good girl, Rosie. Some chicks need harsh lessons in reality, while others are pretty quick on the draw; case in point: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She was supposed to be the next model-turned-movie-star, but she got all caught up in that awful Mighty Morphing RoboCop movie with Shia LaBeouf -- better known in Hollywood as "the Franchise Killer." Now Rosie is back to doing what she does best: bending over wearing thongs in magazines without talking. Good for her as well as us -- Rosie brought balance back to the force.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving the British Fashion Awards 2013 at the Coliseum in London (12/2)

It's pretty awesome that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley had this wardrobe malfunction while leaving the Fashion Awards last night -- an awards show where 95% of the women in attendance no doubt wasted hours of their lives picking the perfect outfit. "Oh, C-list celebrity, you're wearing a beautiful Vera Wang gown? Well here's my fucking nipple. Now guess whose picture is going to be everywhere tomorrow? Hint: not the chick in the beautiful Vera Wang gown."

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After "taking a break" earlier this month, Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were spotted holding hands in Paris yesterday, so I guess this means they're back together. Damn, Jason totally played this wrong. You're supposed to dump your girlfriend for a few weeks around Christmas or Valentine's Day to avoid buying presents. Nothing happens in September, dumbass.

*10 Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pictures total in the gallery:

Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley walking back to their hotel in London (8/16)

The Daily Mail says Jason Statham and his supermodel girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whitely are "taking a break," but we all know what that means. He's already banging another supermodel. Hell, he's probably in another supermodel right now. Hmmm, where's Miranda Kerr? A source told the paper:

"There is no other person involved. They love each other very much and are not making an announcement because they're still hoping to working things out. But things have not been good, there have been lots of arguments and they both need some space. They are taking some time out from each other. Bear in mind there's an almost 20 year age gap between them - they are going to run into some issues."

Yes, I know Rosie is hot, but this isn't some random English limpdick we're talking about (looking right at you, Brand), this is Jason "Bad-Ass Motherfucker" Statham (aka "the guy who should have played Wolverine"). Did you see him in Revolver, or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? He earned his hall pass a long time ago, my friends, What's RHW done in her career besides cause me to shoot DNA evidence all over the place? Yeah, she was in that God-awful Transformers movie, but then what? She's been Jason's arm candy ever since. Clearly this "story" is just a press release typed up and rushed into circulation by Rosie's people, because this "break-up" is her way of seeing things while retaining a shred of dignity. Jason's version is much cleaner and to the point: "Cab fare is on the nightstand, honey, close the door on your way out."