This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
so he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank&#39;s with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again, "How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting
his face up against the centipede&#39;s house,
shouting,......."Hey, in there&#33;
Would you like to go to Frank&#39;s place and have a drink with me?"