He says it's "fun to ride" but with only 15 miles on the odometer he hasn't even ridden it around the block.

I say his child should take it back and buy him a pound of smoked sausage and say, "Oh Dad? You misunderstood.I didn't give you that bike for Fathers Day. I gave you this pound of smoked sausage.Now, what did you do with the keys and paperwork for my new motorcycle?"