We are not anti-Johnny Depp. We love films like Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Donnie Brasco, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas—all of which are highlighted by stellar Depp performances. But for a Hollywood A-lister, he’s made some undeniably bizarre career decisions, and here are his oddest.

Animatronics artist Gustav Hoeget has released his astounding robot reel, and jeebus there is some truly terrifying stuff on there. The squirrel, the chewing bison (or Minotaur) and that robot baby. Why didn't the other humans in the room light that baby on fire immediately? Hoeget has worked on Prometheus,Charlie…