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To whom it may concern: As this flash is purely a work of parody, it is protected by the First Amendment as ruled by the Supreme Court in 1988. http://1stam.umn.edu/arch ive/classic/speech/485us4 6.pdf -Ella

Hey, folks! Its me, Princess! Yesterday I looked and was quite surprised to find that two of my favorite Sillies had been deleted for unknown reasons. I am resubmitting today, so make note that this is NOT in order, and, in fact, belongs right after "Cyberen Makes a Porno (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/478039)".

In exchange for saving Cyberen from the Horsebitch Cavalry in http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/477816, the KKK demanded that he star in a series of pornographic movies for their local film studio. Cyberen has now become the hottest rising star in the adult film industry (his films can all be seen in http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/478039, if you somehow missed this Cyberen-spectacular), but he is still *butt*-deep in debt. "And what better way is there to unbury one butt than with another?", says Greg Hauptner, the sleazy, mullet-sporting, talentless hack who owns the second-rate nazi film studio (and he's dang proud of it, too!).

YES, CHILDREN. GREG HAUPTNER WANTS CYBEREN TO ENGAGE IN SODOMY. THE GOOD FOLKS AT THE CYBEREN SILLIES WOULD LIKE TO EXPLICITLY STATE THAT THIS IS A SIN. IF YOU ENGAGE IN SODOMY, YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL UNLESS YOU REPENT TO JESUS CHRIST (WHO LOVES YOU, BTW).

Greg Hauptner himself has engaged in all manners of sexual perversions, and unfortunately does NOT share our point of view. Cyberen is left with no choice but to obey (since this is a family cartoon though, I've added a ballet sequence with dancing hippos over the more obscene parts of this episode, as well as tastefully obscuring "certain body parts".

Just when it looks like Cyberen is going to have to unlock his own back door, the catering arrives! The clever Cyberen sees this as a means to escape. Can Cyberen slip away from Greg Hauptner's set, knock out a guard with the sweet moves Steven Segal taught him last season, take his uniform, all in time for delicious desserts, or will the only fudge in this story be Cyberen's... GETTING PACKED :-O!