March Madness is here. As always, the first two days are the best two: there’s basketball on four channels all day long, forcing you into a constant struggle of finding the most compelling matchups and switching back and forth to avoid commercials so it’s a constant IV drip of basketball directly into your veins.

With four games on in every time slot, you should never be lacking for quality basketball. It’s nice that the NCAA gives everyone about an hour between the late afternoon slot and the evening games, so you can refresh, recharge and grab some sustenance before beginning another binge sesh of hoops. Happy March, and welcome to the madness.