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I write blogs in my kitchen wearing fuzzy socks and drinking wine. We should totally be friends. Like me on Facebook. Follow me on Twitter. Insta me on Insta-gram. (Is that a thing?) Or just marry me. It might be easier. Thanks for reading! And if for no other reason than the miracle I figured out how to add these buttons... Please click below to follow me on the social media of your choice!

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If you have a good sense of humor, can read, and know basic math, you will enjoy the content on this site. I'm kidding! You don't need any math at all. Screw math. I blog about the honest hilarity of life, parenting, marriage and, reluctantly being middled aged. Oh, and there will be swearing. Just go with it.

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I’m not an expert on anything other than being me. My blog is entirely my perspective on life. I don’t do research. Please, I barely proof read. I don’t show balanced sides of any issue…because that’s not my thing. My thing is sharing what’s going on my brain and seeing if anyone else out there relates. Maybe share some laughs, make some friends, feel connected. I’ve met thousands of interesting, funny women and men who get me, and a bunch who pretty much hate me. I’m not for everyone and that’s okay.