TV and Movie Posters Featuring Their Drunken Stars

When celebrities get drunk and make fools of themselves in public, it's a surefire way to get them loads of media attention. That got us thinking: what if they simply mixed their drunken paparazzi photos with promotional posters from some of their most recognizable film and TV projects? A recipe for success? We think so.

Brad Pitt in "Intoxicated Basterds"

With Brad Pitt currently making the rounds for his boozing skills after an epic balcony beer toss to Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans over the weekend (yes, this was national news), we figured cropping his plastered mug on some old "Inglourious Basterds" promo material would only build on the already extensive fanbase of the film. Even if you weren't a fan before, how could you say no to that face?

When celebrities get drunk and make fools of themselves in public, it's a surefire way to get them loads of media attention. That got us thinking: what if they simply mixed their drunken paparazzi photos with promotional posters from some of their most recognizable film and TV projects? A recipe for success? We think so.

Brad Pitt in "Intoxicated Basterds"

With Brad Pitt currently making the rounds for his boozing skills after an epic balcony beer toss to Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans over the weekend (yes, this was national news), we figured cropping his plastered mug on some old "Inglourious Basterds" promo material would only build on the already extensive fanbase of the film. Even if you weren't a fan before, how could you say no to that face?

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Kiefer Sutherland in "Six 24 oz. Beers"

Even Jack Bauer needs a helping hand once in awhile. What better way to illustrate that than by showing how he gets around after knocking a couple back at the local pub? We're not exactly sure who is holding up who in this poster, but we can't wait to see what comes next, and will most certainly be tuning into "24: Live Another Day" from here on out.

Kiefer Sutherland in "Six 24 oz. Beers"

Even Jack Bauer needs a helping hand once in awhile. What better way to illustrate that than by showing how he gets around after knocking a couple back at the local pub? We're not exactly sure who is holding up who in this poster, but we can't wait to see what comes next, and will most certainly be tuning into "24: Live Another Day" from here on out.

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Mel Gibson in "Edge of Sobriety"

The edge can be a very dangerous place, and surely no one knows that better than Mel Gibson. While we could have easily cropped one of his many mug shots onto this poster for his 2010 thriller "Edge of Darkness" instead, we figured giving it a little more personality was the way to go. That had to be one hell of a secret.

Mel Gibson in "Edge of Sobriety"

The edge can be a very dangerous place, and surely no one knows that better than Mel Gibson. While we could have easily cropped one of his many mug shots onto this poster for his 2010 thriller "Edge of Darkness" instead, we figured giving it a little more personality was the way to go. That had to be one hell of a secret.

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Michelle Rodriguez in "S.H.W.A.S.T.E.D."

Back in January, Michelle Rodriguez made headlines after getting completely wrecked at a New York Knicks game and making out with supermodel Cara Delevingne. So drunk Michelle Rodriguez likes to go to professional basketball games and make out with chicks? Sign us up for that movie, which we are tentatively calling the sequel to 2003's "S.W.A.T." It makes for the funniest title, anyways.

Michelle Rodriguez in "S.H.W.A.S.T.E.D."

Back in January, Michelle Rodriguez made headlines after getting completely wrecked at a New York Knicks game and making out with supermodel Cara Delevingne. So drunk Michelle Rodriguez likes to go to professional basketball games and make out with chicks? Sign us up for that movie, which we are tentatively calling the sequel to 2003's "S.W.A.T." It makes for the funniest title, anyways.

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George Clooney in "Ocean's 11th, 12th, and 13th"

George Clooney is now famously known for not being able to hold his liquor after an incident last month involving a public blow-up between him and Las Vegas business mogul Steve Wynn. All the more reason to plan yet another elaborate casino heist, right? Let's just hope he sobers up a little first.

George Clooney in "Ocean's 11th, 12th, and 13th"

George Clooney is now famously known for not being able to hold his liquor after an incident last month involving a public blow-up between him and Las Vegas business mogul Steve Wynn. All the more reason to plan yet another elaborate casino heist, right? Let's just hope he sobers up a little first.

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Paris Hilton in "The Hottie and the Nottie"

We're not quite sure why all of Paris Hilton's movie posters don't feature her getting completely sloshed. That is pretty much her profession, isn't it? We're not quite sure anymore which of the two women on this cover represent "the hottie," but, hey, I guess you'd just have to rent it and see. (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone renting "The Hottie and the Nottie.")

Paris Hilton in "The Hottie and the Nottie"

We're not quite sure why all of Paris Hilton's movie posters don't feature her getting completely sloshed. That is pretty much her profession, isn't it? We're not quite sure anymore which of the two women on this cover represent "the hottie," but, hey, I guess you'd just have to rent it and see. (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone renting "The Hottie and the Nottie.")

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David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson in "Baywatch: Off the Clock"

Yikes. Okay, we're kinda starting to rethink this genius idea of ours. But at the same time, we could easily see "Baywatch: Off the Clock" as a E! Network reality show that follows the drunken shenanigans of former "Baywatch" stars, David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson. Actually, this poster sums up our expectations of what that might look like pretty faithfully.

David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson in "Baywatch: Off the Clock"

Yikes. Okay, we're kinda starting to rethink this genius idea of ours. But at the same time, we could easily see "Baywatch: Off the Clock" as a E! Network reality show that follows the drunken shenanigans of former "Baywatch" stars, David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson. Actually, this poster sums up our expectations of what that might look like pretty faithfully.

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Jake Gyllenhaal in "Prince of Plastered"

We were pretty sure that nothing on this Earth could make us actually want to sit through the movie, "Prince of Persia," but after looking at this poster, we honestly think it would get more people interested. We're not quite sure where he got that cell phone, nor do we understand why anyone would be wearing a hoodie in the hot Persian sun, but that's already more questions than we were asking ourselves when we didn't go see it the first time.

Jake Gyllenhaal in "Prince of Plastered"

We were pretty sure that nothing on this Earth could make us actually want to sit through the movie, "Prince of Persia," but after looking at this poster, we honestly think it would get more people interested. We're not quite sure where he got that cell phone, nor do we understand why anyone would be wearing a hoodie in the hot Persian sun, but that's already more questions than we were asking ourselves when we didn't go see it the first time.

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Lindsay Lohan in "Lindsay: Fully Loaded"

All joking aside, this could be a full-on documentary, and we'd all watch the hell out of it.

Lindsay Lohan in "Lindsay: Fully Loaded"

All joking aside, this could be a full-on documentary, and we'd all watch the hell out of it.

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Charlie Sheen in "Alcoholics Anonymous"

Come on, you knew we had to. Of course, portraying Charlie Sheen as merely an alcoholic is a bit of an understatement. However, this poster captures so much more of his essence than any promo for FX's "Anger Management" has before that we feel it is a fine way to put this gallery to bed. Or at least roll it over onto its stomach.

Charlie Sheen in "Alcoholics Anonymous"

Come on, you knew we had to. Of course, portraying Charlie Sheen as merely an alcoholic is a bit of an understatement. However, this poster captures so much more of his essence than any promo for FX's "Anger Management" has before that we feel it is a fine way to put this gallery to bed. Or at least roll it over onto its stomach.