Nothing like an a-hole cyclist to bring out he 888 didnít read shit walls o text.

Though truth be told I was a asshole roadie for years till a drunk nigger ran me over while I was stopped at a stoplight.

Not I strictly ride dirt and dodge pedestrians and their egg-sucking dogs, most of whom are illegally off-leash, but the peds have the right of way so you gotta ride with the idea that most people are too goddamn stupid look up from their phone or pull out their earbuds on the trail.

Iíve crashed into other riders and into a dog. The rider was okay but the dog wasnít. The park policeman I called gave the furious owner a ticket for an off leash dog in the park, which sucked for him I guess.

A child drowning is not what I would classify as ďfunny shitĒ but when the headline mentioned an age of 8 I thought, well thatís peculiar, usually this is a problem that affects toddlers and babies. Suddenly it becomes a sick game of ďguess the raceĒ

ďInvestigators are still trying to determine what led the victim to falling in the pool in the first place. Also, the boy didn't know how to swim.

The boy didn't live at the home, but he is the nephew of a caregiver who works at the home. The caregiver brought the boy and his brother to the house this afternoon to stay while she worked.Ē

Teach your goddamn kids to swim, there are swimming pools about every ten feet in this town Iíd reckon.

Somebody post that gif of the car plowing through the group of cyclists I love that one.

e- found it

Hahaha, I hadnít seen that one, what was the story behind that event? Anyone killed?

IIRC itís one of those cycling activist events where a bunch of fucking assholes ride around town blocking streets and running lights and generally fucking up traffic and peoples day to prove to people that they need to share the road with cyclists.

Taconigger hates cyclists because it's an expression of wealth to spend money on something purely for recreation. That goddamn stupid spic needs to spend every last penny earned from washing dishes and mowing lawns on his extended family back home because his mother, like most spic women couldn't keep her legs shut and dem babies are not going to look after themselves (too lazy). The closest that dirty Mexican gets to bike ownership is when he get's to 'borrow' one left at his place for a cheap repair; and he only has that until a nigger steals it from him...

Taconigger hates cyclists because it's an expression of wealth to spend money on something purely for recreation. That goddamn stupid spic needs to spend every last penny earned from washing dishes and mowing lawns on his extended family back home because his mother, like most spic women couldn't keep her legs shut and dem babies are not going to look after themselves (too lazy). The closest that dirty Mexican gets to bike ownership is when he get's to 'borrow' one left at his place for a cheap repair; and he only has that until a nigger steals it from him...

Though truth be told I was a asshole roadie for years till a drunk nigger ran me over while I was stopped at a stoplight.

Not I strictly ride dirt and dodge pedestrians and their egg-sucking dogs, most of whom are illegally off-leash, but the peds have the right of way so you gotta ride with the idea that most people are too goddamn stupid look up from their phone or pull out their earbuds on the trail.

Taconigger hates cyclists because it's an expression of wealth to spend money on something purely for recreation. That goddamn stupid spic needs to spend every last penny earned from washing dishes and mowing lawns on his extended family back home because his mother, like most spic women couldn't keep her legs shut and dem babies are not going to look after themselves (too lazy). The closest that dirty Mexican gets to bike ownership is when he get's to 'borrow' one left at his place for a cheap repair; and he only has that until a nigger steals it from him...

Yeah, no. Fuck you. People who bike are fine. Cyclists are a fucking stain on existence. Literally the most entitled, obnoxious, holier than thou liberal douchetrickles. Theyíre the only people Iíve ever encountered with less regard for pedestrians, personal safety, or traffic laws than the average urban pavement ape.

In the Netherlands every year more than 6 billion cigarette filters are tossed onto the street. Itís easy to toss, but itís not easy to pick them up. Since each filter takes 12 years to degrade we realised itís time to take action.

Through observation we concluded crows are the smartest around us to reach any spot in the city. What if crows can bring cigarette filters to one of our Crowbars to exchange the filter for food? This is how our adventure started.

Woah! They are training crows to pick up cigarette butts in their city. That's weird as shit and really really cool.

Down the road I'm going to laugh when some local politico bans smoking and they start having to deal with crow attacks in the city because the birds are starving now that their primary food/reward system has been disrupted.

I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

If they weren't able to predict "a WHOLE bunch of white people are gonna come fuck our shit up" a few hundred years ago, then there is no way in hell im gonna believe the twigs told them that if white people dont donate to Al Gore immediately we're done for in 5 months. Have another whiskey sno cone and deal the goddamn cards

There was some charity thing for hurricanes or whatever and Lady Gaga took a pic with all 5 former living Presidents:

Some things that stand out:

-HW is not looking good, but I'm surprised he's out and about because he hasn't looked good in awhile. Can't see us making it to 6 former living Presidents. Carter looks better, and they're the same age.

-Clinton, W, and Bammy are all wearing the Standard American Flag Lapel Pin which has been part of the uniform of all politicians since the 90s. HW and Carter don't because their careers predate that

-Everyone there is in black wingtip laceups except Clinton, who is wearing fucking grey suede shows and also rolled in wearing a plaid shirt. Nigga really is the first Black President. Meanwhile the first Actual Black President is the most conservatively dressed of them all