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Star Trek missions tend to end poorly for low-ranking crewmembers who aren't part of the main ensemble. Unless the low-ranking crewmember in question is Ensign Mayhem. Then it's the senior officers who need to watch out.

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Milt blinked at the sight Russ presented. The detective was wearing a rumpled black suit that Milt didn't think he'd seen him in before; his hair was disheveled and looked longer than usual, and he sported a white butterfly bandage above one brow.

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“What, you think I'm responsible?” Mayhem looked as though he couldn't decide whether to be offended or flattered. “I specialize in minor damage. Broken windows. Fender benders. Sprained ankles. The occasional roof crushed by a tree, tops. This is Act of God level.”

Or, like the title says: Flo. Mayhem. The zombie apocalypse. What more do you need, really?