My AD sends me congrats on signing players, but some of them have extra lines like "fine upstanding individual in the community", "young men like him are always a welcome addition to our student athlete population" and "young man is going to make an impact both on and off the field".
So, does this do my team any good?

LAmes, Iowa has pretty good arrest rate. I think they finishded 2nd or 3rd in the Fulmer Cup standing a year back. Thier criminals are really weird though, the dress up like a clown and try to steal hamburgers from the local fast food chains like wendys, hardees and burger king. For some reason they never hit the other big one :-)

Posted by cydrych on 10/3/2012 3:45:00 PM (view original):Of course Columbus, OH is a well known cesspool of collegiate hijinks. Strong chance you'll find the talent you need there to feed your D2 powerhouse.

I think they send them back to Cleveland or whatever town in Florida they were recruited from.