The United Kingdom of Finnzil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Finn I with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.846 billion Finnzilis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finyo. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finnzilian economy, worth 676 trillion Finnian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,727 Finnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, voting is compulsory, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Finnzil's national animal is the Finnetaluna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Finnism.