Don't try to find the bottom of an endless pitcher of margarita and end up passed out on Duval st. Dont ask me how i know. Catch a flats charter boat and do some fishing if you're into that. The fishing is amazing. If that's not your thing, head to capt. Tony's bar and do your best papa Hemingway.

go to bare assets and ask for a blonde named tina. tell her the michigan boys miss her. flat fishing is a must. besides that just rent a couple beach cruiser bikes and ride the island.lots of great food and drinks. if you want a beach without bums go to the state park. bums wont pay the $4 to get in and bug you. the cemetary is pretty cool to. hope your not a homophob. because you will see things you cannot unsee. and make sure you change your facebook status to equality for gay marriage . thats the only way you get on the island now.

Make dinner reservations at Sunset Key. It is just across the bay from Mallory Square. Romantic table on the beach for sunset. Best food I've had in the Keys. Then get out of the tourist trap of the City of Key West, and explore all the locals hangouts, like Giger Key Bar, The No Name Pub, Boondocks, the Loo Key Tiki Hut Bar, The Square Grouper, ect.

Make dinner reservations at Sunset Key. It is just across the bay from Mallory Square. Romantic table on the beach for sunset. Best food I've had in the Keys. Then get out of the tourist trap of the City of Key West, and explore all the locals hangouts, like Giger Key Bar, The No Name Pub, Boondocks, the Loo Key Tiki Hut Bar, The Square Grouper, ect.

Half Shell Raw Bar for lunch - awesome Buffalo Shrimp. Not sure what Key it is on- maybe Summerset - but the Square Grouper is a damn good place to eat. And as the others said - fishing is awesome if that interests you.

Fort zackery Taylor state park for a beach, costs two bucks to get in so it keeps the bums out plus you can tour the old fort, rent bicycles as its better than walking and there is no place to park a car anywhere. Mallory square is cool