Fun fact: spiders basically reproduce by the male putting sperm on one of his appendages, called a pedipalp, which he then shoves into the female spider. This means spiders basically reproduce by fisting.

/Shut up Garfield. Please don't ruin Spidey any more then you already have.

This thread could be entirely cartoon spider meme pics and it would come up aces.

Spiderman gay? Eh, Batwoman was a lesbian, so I just shrug. Will he be getting hhand jobs from Doc Ock? Will Kraven be craving some sweet Parker meat? Will Skip Westcott start wearning a mask as the Knob Goblin?

So... he wants to get with another actor, but lacking the courage to directly ask for a date, he wants the studio to hire him to play his "pretend" lover in a movie? His idea of how the Hollywood casting couch works is so naive and backwards, it's almost cute.

It's also a potential job ender. When you've just starred in a mediocre superhero reboot, a film whose entire purpose was to prove "anyone can be Spidey because it's all about the suit, not the actor", you don't go making loud, public requests to the director about any sort of cast or script changes. You're no Christian Bale, kid. You're barely a Val Kilmer, and the LAST thing you want to do, for ANY reason WHATSOEVER, is start drawing direct comparisons between yourself and George "Helped Kill A Superhero Franchise For Almost Two Decades" Clooney. They won't be able to throw you out the door fast enough.

/meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds quietly waits for his inevitable turn as Spider-Man, hoping the shooting schedule won't interfere with his upcoming lead roles in Deadpool, Doctor Strange, Adam Strange, The Sandman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Animal Man, Captain Marvel, Captain Planet, Captain Carrot, and the reboots of Swamp Thing, Howard the Duck, and Batman (also featuring Jaden Smith as Robin, Willow Smith as Batgirl, Jada Smith as Catwoman, Will Smith as the Joker, and the voice of Tom Cruise as 'Batmite').

I don't really care about Spider Man, but I think the answer to the question "Why can't he be gay?" is...because he isn't gay. Why can't a gay person be straight? Because they are gay. Making a character gay just to make a character gay is not necessary.

I made a comment about this on IGN earlier: it was something to the effect of, "If you get passionately angry about this, you need to grow up and get a life." Predictably, it was immediately down-voted 6+ times and given bizarre, semi-racist replies by the hugely successful and socially healthy residents there.

haolegirl:PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...

Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D

Will you settlle for him boinking Iron Man?

Hellz yeah!! Lol, never saw this before, thanks! What is this anyway?

It's from a movie called Wonder Boys. They're actually secondary characters in it. Good flick. Check it out sometime.

It sounds vaguely familiar...

It's really good. Based on a Michael Chabon novel, with Michael Douglas in the lead (in a pink bath robe), a stolen Ford Falrlaine and a transvestite with a tuba. And Bob Dylan won the Oscar for Best Song for it.

It's really "Amazing" how stupid ppl really are. Gay...superheroes. Why are you wishing this to be? If they weren't in conception then STFU and keep you lifestyle to yourself.

Clooney? Gay Batman? Not even sure where this came to be. Must in some closet that you people can't stop creating BS ideas about. He was NOT gay in that movie...no matter how you hold your wrist while watching it.

Spider-Man. Of ALL superheroes...Loose lips, spends 90% of his time squatting with his legs splayed...He's gonna need to web up some strong diapers or a butt-plug to keep from being called "Captain Brownstain..."

Mad_Radhu:Fun fact: spiders basically reproduce by the male putting sperm on one of his appendages, called a pedipalp, which he then shoves into the female spider. This means spiders basically reproduce by fisting.

Wayne 985:I made a comment about this on IGN earlier: it was something to the effect of, "If you get passionately angry about this, you need to grow up and get a life." Predictably, it was immediately down-voted 6+ times and given bizarre, semi-racist replies by the hugely successful and socially healthy residents there.

To be fair the "grow up and get a life" sentiment is cliche and has an implied sense of superiority, in a word it's douchetastic; however I'm not exactly shocked people who invest so much of themselves in fantasy worlds would lack an objective perspective.