So here I am…trying to take a nap. Notice I said “trying.” I know you can’t hear it but there’s a big ol’ blue jay right outside my window squawking and making all sorts of noise and keeping me awake. It’s SO annoying! Hey you! Bird! Keep it down out there! Some of us are [read more]

Hey guys! Can you guess where I am today? Yeah…I’m OUTSIDE in the yard! My first outside adventure this year…the best way to spend this beautiful, sunny day! And it’s my chance to look for those rude pooping birds. Maybe they’re hiding in this hemlock tree. I’m going in for a closer look. Nope…no birds in [read more]

I know this isn’t the best picture, but I wanted to show you guys something. See that rock out there? See the white stuff on it? That’s not paint. Do you know what it is? It’s BIRD POOP! That’s right. The birds around here sit on that rock and poop on it. How rude, right?? [read more]