If what's on his site is really written by him, than he's a far more eloquent writer than a speaker. It actually looks as if it's written by someone who has both feet on the ground and a decent brain in his skull.

Hi Spegs, the Manhunt boys and the old goat played in ben stillers
celebrity dodgeball event for pediatric aids. it was quite the
celebrity event combined with a snakepit like dodgeball comp.
regretfully we played like a bunch of male models and with no coherent
strategy got blasted out of the first round by team MTV. on a ironic
note we did a team picture with ben stiller and it was a surreal moment
of Dereck Zoolander with the manhunt zoolanders. hopefully we out posed
him! the team was comprised of myself, jason, matt, kp, and john
stallings. i will try to get a picture to you. thanks for helping
spread the word for jjs website. Warm Regards, bruce

Am I the only one who is completely tickled by the idea of Team Manhunt dodgeball? And the guys posing with Zoolander himself? I hope Bruce sends me the picture! If he does, I'll post it for you.

"Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers