With my luck I’d wake up next to Medusa or find the Kraken in my shower. But providing nothing so horrid befell me I’d probably be glued to the news and chasing local sightings for an awfully long time. And checking out local lakes, forests, and waterways on the off chance some lovely Nymph or Neried would want to come back to my place. >.> Though how I’d explain that to my wife… yeah, maybe I’d be better off with the Kraken >.<

Scylla and Charybdis would be ones to keep away from. I agree with others above who would befriend a centaur, but of course you’d need to be careful since most of them (except Cheiron) were not kind to humans.

I’d probably keep a Minotaur for a pet, a Pegasus for transportation, and a Medusa to turn loose on any undesirables who annoyed and irritated me. For my own personal pleasure, I’d divide my time between Aphrodite and Athena.