Zacri the Monad

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Powers and Stats

Tier: 7-C | 6-A | 4-C | Low 2-C | High 2-A | High 1-B | 0+ to Memetic (x10)+ | ∞+x... would be an insult to "power"(if it can logically still be called such) of this unthinkable magnitude

Name: Zacri, The Monad, The First, That Guy Who Does Stuff, The Broken Thing That's Already Fixed, "That One Sexy Mo*%&$f*$@er I Saw In The Cafe At the Edge of the Omniverse"

Origin: Imagination Land... 's origin is "him" (again, in quotations), as he is everything and at once nothing

Gender: Male (physically), though in reality is beyond the concept of such things as gender

Age: 20(physically)

Classification: Human, Nephilim, Stupidly OP version of Z, Godmode Incarnate, Metaphysical Abstract Beyond Abstracts, Part-Time Watcher of DeviantArt, What ThePerpetual Does When He Has Too Much Time On His Hands

Attack Potency: Casually Large Town level+ (Couldn't lose to Nuclear Man if he tried, casually imagines up stuff of this caliber while playing tabletop RPGs with friends)| Continent level (Accidentally cracked Asia apart by stepping on the wrong spot of a DDR mat on the opposite side of the planet when he was younger) | Star level+ (Casually wiped the floor with Soren and Captain Square in Smash Bros. simultaneously once he applied anything even resembling effort) | Universe level+ (Defeated many foes of this magnitude) | High Multiverse level+ (After getting irritated with Chara and Asriel screwing with his Undertale save through breaking the 4th wall, adventured through the whole game, beat them up himself, and created his own happy ending) | High Hyperverse level (Transcended the concept of infinity through sheer willpower and determination) | True Infinity+ (When a true omnipotent threatened everything he cared about, summoned forth the whole of his power to enforce the ideas of "life" and "mortality" onto it in defiance of anything resembling logic, then proceeded to beat it within an inch of its life) to Memetic level++++++++++ (Defeated Check Norris, John Cena, and Bruce Lee all at once when they severely pissed him off) | Beyond All Things And All Parodies Of All The Things+x to the Kek Why Are You Still Reading This?th+ power+ level+ (Sees the invisible, does the impossible, rows to fight the power, deletes memes all teh times, was Saitamnipotence's blacksmith, and other such silly and fun stuff)

Speed: Relativistic (Ran circles around Senator Memestrong, who was one hundred times as fast and strong as the real thing) | FTL (Outran the light to get more sleep in a Paul Bunyan parody) | FTL with MFTL reactions and combat speed (Can react to Ocarina of Time Link's arrows, which like, totally fly to the sun and back in 5 seconds, legit ;) ) | MFTL+ (Several quintillions of times lightspeed, runs circles around Disgaea god tiers for funsies) | Immeasurable | Irrelevant | Omnipresent+ to Transcendently Uberpresent+++ | I laugh at your pathetic speed entry. Mwahahaha. ;)

Range: Varies from Melee range to great distances away (just ask me, fam, I'll tell you if this is ever really that important)

Standard Equipment

Literally everything is his property, even Gilgameme the Owner of Everything, but he favors a few select pieces of equipment in combat. They are as follows:

Blades

Sir Sword: Called the Sir Sword not because it's a Sir itself, but because it is the sword of respectable gentlemen.

Remy: Remy, however, is intelligent. Likes cutting things, doesn't much care for being tickled.

Ddraig Gwaeg: The Blood Dragon Sword, can control all blood of everything ever.

Rosebloom: A blade with a rose blossom at its hilt, Rosebloom can control an infinite number of flowers and rose petals and can dissolve into a similarly infinite number of glowing razor-sharp energy petals.

Gunsword: A sword that's also a gun. Because that's cool.

Core of the Mountain: Channels lava. Causes things it hits to melt apart.

Daybreak: Supah shiny light, just like the sun.

Crimson Moon: A high-frequency red ninja sword that can cut through literally anything.

Darksaber: A blade made of radiant darkness. So strong, it breaks oxymorons apart.

Okean Eirinis: Part of a set of three, this sword has c00l ice powerz.

Patoún Flóga: Part of a set of three, this sword has supah hot fiyah powerz.

Thanátou Angeli: Part of a set of three, this sword has 1337 dancing powerz and instant-killz.

Cleddyf Wall'gf: Randomized effects. Basically, someone done turned the Wabbajack into a sword and gave it a generous dose of steroids. Granted, this entire profile's already on steroids most likely, but oh well.

Spears

Heliwir: A celtic spear from times long past. Doesn't miss.

Heatwave: A naginata with BOOM BOOM FIRE POWER.

Noble Defender: Nothing gets past it. It's the ultimate defender!!

Virtue: A green guan dao, for uniting kingdoms through sheer virtue.

Frozen Rain: Not to be confused with chocolate rain, under which some stay dry, and others feel pain. Here, everyone (at least, every enemy) feels pain.

Truth: Shows the way to the meaning of truth.

Pheonix: Wields the Pheonixpotence.

Raven: Dark spears for dark times. Damn, am I already running out of jokes? Should probably point out that it can ignore literally anything ever, even things that can't can't be ignored by things that can't be ignored.

Bloodshed: It's causing of enemies to explode into bloody chunks and dealing of 5% more damage is not the only thing I know for real. Ha! I love dual references.

Action Star: Has eight different forms it can shift between. Alternatively, can split apart into eight different handguns, so that everyone can join in on the fun. Warning: Will regularly cause random explosions.

Angel's Caress: In the aarrrrms of an aannnngellll

Nasty Demon: SSSennnnnnsational!!

Feather Duster: While it is a rifle, it is also a literal feather duster.

MegaBlaster Assault Rifle of Uber Shootouts: Wins every match with 0 deaths and as the MVP.

Dispater Pneumatic Wave Cannon: Named after Dispater, the lord of the second layer of the Nine Hells of Baator. Can either blow s*$t up, act as a Wave Motion Cannon, or just be a general BFG. Always held with one hand for extra badass points (not that I need them.)

Staves

Eclipse: Can eclipse anything. It's right there in the name.

Fortuna: Provides one with the power to manipulate luck as they see fit. I don't need luck tho ;)

Dryadsbreath: Can call forth things from nature.

Axes

Merciless: For butchering ill-behaved monstrous pets, or for cutting down trees.

Vigilance: A fancy greataxe for fancy devils.

Solemnity: For going all Norse berserker and wrecking faces.

Bludgeons

Verdict: This one-handed warhammer delivers final verdicts to disputes. Doubles as a Banhammer+.

Tyrant: A two-handed mace of destroying everything ever. Also great for fooling people, whether it's to pick up cursed rings or bite onto bait.

Extraordinarily Ordinary Flail: An ordinary flail. It itself is beyond Memetic+ in the hands of a Zacri who is actually giving a flying fuck, just goes to show how powerful he really is.

Gentleman's Cane: A mark of true gentlemen. Note that sheathed inside the cane is not a sword, but is instead another cane, because that's just how dapper the guy is. Prepare your ass for a dapper spanking.

Black Zipper Gloves: Donned as a formality before I beat you to a pulp with nothin' but mah fists. Not like I need any of the above to make a skrub out of even the strongest things around. And yes, the sudden 1st-person perspective is intentional.

Gauntlets of Beating The Sh%& Outta Fools: If he happens to prefer metal at that point in time.

Other

All-Grimoire: Has everything in it. Can pull people, places, things, and et cetera out of its pages by their names.

Also wears his glorious blue headband and sash, and carries around sunglasses/Lennon shades in case such are needed.

Intelligence: Lazy Genius | Lazy Genius+ | Lazy Genius++ | Lazy Genius+++ | You can tell that "Lazy" is true bc I just kept adding +s like the lazy bum I am and that "Genius" is true because you're laughing at it | Omniscence+ | Beyond Perpetually Omnisciently Perpetual+ to the googleplexplexplexplex (pretend I copypasted a lot)th power...

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...+ :P

| As the one, true owner and creator of the Zacriscience, knows everything ever, even the things he didn't before and things I don't know he knows

Weaknesses: ...weaknesses?

HAH!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!

I laugh at you silly weaknesses section.

(Real talk, if I did have any? [I seriously don't btw.] They'd be A: Usually can't be bothered to put too much effort into things, and B: Edit conflicts.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Ki Techniques: Zacri can replicate the ki techniques used by any other character in any series. This extends to other namings of life force or similarly analogous forces, such as chakra, aura, haki, nen, spiritual pressure, etc.

Magic: Zacri can channel and control raw magic, and knows every spell in existence, not in existence, or anywhere in between.

All-Power: Can utilize any and all of the unique abilities known by any other character. Period. If I tried listing them all, this page wouldn't be loadable anymore, so how about we don't do that?

End-Bringer: You thought you could negate my stuff, but it was I, cheapness!!

Copy Generation: Can generate a copy of any item from any existing series, just because.

Detection: Can sense everything's vibrations, even if they are not touching the ground, can see the invisible, shuts down stealth characters hardcore.

Invincible: Anything the enemy does is rendered null and void. Possesses omni-layered defenses that he doesn't need simply because he gets mad when people try to rewrite how his s&$t works, even though that's not something that can happen.

D E T E R M I N A T I O N: The ability to simply refuse. No matter what. Hopes and dreams are what make a new future, and it seems they're also great at warding off even things that are supposedly end-all, be-all bypassers of everything. A multi-layered absolute defense.

Some of his favored techniques include:

Punishment Divine: Zacri's stand. Taking the form of a titanic, cosmic bird composed of the cosmos around Zacri, it is immune to all forms of energy, and wields all forms of energy as well. It can also project infinite humanoid figures made of the same cosmos-stuff, usually to deliver ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAS to opponents.

Zadkiel: Zacri's persona. Any damage it or Zacri allows himself to pretend to suffer, the enemy also suffers. It's blades causes whatever they are swung at to be deleted from existence, non-existence, and everything in between simultaneously.

Iaijutsu Legend: Quickdraws a weapon at an enemy and resheathes it in a single planck second, striking an opponent quadrillions of times at once.

ULLLLLLTTRRRAAAAAA COOOOMMMMBBOOOOOO!!: Combos an enemy so perfectly that an enemy's physical form ceases to be... or to want to be, in the face of such awe.

Red Moon: Rains down crimson light from a darkened sky above, harvesting the souls of those desired with infinite resistance and immunity-bypassing soul haxorz.

Thing Not Meant To Be: Lashes at a target with Cthulhuian tentacles or something similar, binding them in place, before rapidly and repeatedly changing their existential status from "normal" to "outer god of Madness" and back again at post-instantaneous speeds. The mental strain from being unable to understand what exactly is occuring to them and their existential state is so great that they basically, for all intents and purposes, are broken mentally. Yeeaahh, nasty stuff.

Sundered Sky: Rips apart space, causing an enemy's spatial status to become Zacri's whim. Or occasionally "hot dog", Zacri likes it when his abilities are weird like that.

Galaxia: Rends numerous universes from their place in the multiverse, hypercondenses their 4-D existence into a 3-D avatar, then directs them at opponents as comets of cosmic "fire."

Starshatter: A singular blow that rewrites matter and physical embodiments of the plane of being is passes through.

Nebula Author: Can assign dimensional restrictions to foes, and can reconfigure existing dimension parameters, i.e. changing something from a 616-dimensional to a 2-dimensional entity, removing "endless" from a dimensional state, etc.

Rightful King: Fires forth billions of weapons, without so much as a gesture if he so chooses. All weapons fired are homing and slice/smash/etc. on an astral, mental, spiritual, physical, and ethereal level at once.

Gabriel Reversal: Instantly causes an opponent to irrevocably loses everything they own, have ever owned, or ever will own. All things lost in this manner are added to Zacri's own belongings.

Ragnarok: A nova of combined Deus and Mankind energy that expands outwards throughout infinity, obliterating all of creation except that which is chosen to be excluded.

Trine Crystal: Freezes an opponent within a three-layered crystal of godcrystal, a material far colder than absolute zero and far stronger than memetic^memetic^infinite times adamantium, where they either remain imprisoned within both unbreakable material and temporal stasis. Imprisoned opponent can either be shattered into nonbeing or imprisoned indefinitely.

Note: Even this profile is incapable of grasping the whole of Zacri's power: indeed, not even a single microcosm of the whole of this entity's abilities are even capable of existing in a page restricted to a singular wiki. Consider this an abridged version.

Gallery

Equipment

(Note: displays equipment in the order they are listed in above. Also includes Stand and Persona.)

Claire Farron (Suggsverse except its actually quality) Claire Farron Profile(A mere random encounter that quickly turned into a legendary battle, Claire and Zacri matched each other blow for blow, neither possessing an advantage over the other in regards to techniques. After half a trillion eternities, the two decided that neither of them would ever win, and simply became friends who like to hang out and play jokes on each other)