Candid Confessions of the Heart

Month: September 2015

Before I begin let me tell you all these men are dangerously perfect. They are what dreams are made of.. In fact any women will more than happily leave the love of their life in just a heartbeat if they had a shot with any of these hotties. I don’t blame them, I would also do the same.

For those who think otherwise, scroll down, you might just have a very different opinion by the end of the blog. And as for the women, yes you can definitely thank me for giving you a glimpse of all this eye candy all in one place.

Ps: A word of caution for the women, your ovaries might not survive this!

1. In case you haven’t seen Channing Tatum‘s moves in Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL you have absolutely no idea what you are missing in life.

2. “Mr. Grey will see you now”! Only those words are enough to do the trick. I am sure many would happily want to accompany Jamie Dornan in the red room of pain.

3. This god of thunder is exactly what prayers are made. Chris Hemsworth may be responsible for making you understand what seriously sexy means.

4. In case you have followed the ‘Game of Thrones’ series you would exactly know how hot Khal Drogo aka Jason Momoa is! Even though you could hardly understand what he said on the show but his looks were enough to kill you.

5. Chris Evas actually makes you thank the gods for the gift of sight.

6. One look at Tom Hardy and you might just forget how to breathe.

7. He is the Ryan Gosling. Do I need to even say more than that. I mean seriously look at him.

8. Jon Snow may not know anything but Kit Harington surely does knows how to make you go weak in the knees.

9. Robert Pattinson is the reason why every girl wanted to be bitten by a vampire. He made you hate Bella and here he is making the library look good.

10. Harvey Specter may be the reason why many of us watch ‘Suits’ but Gabriel Macht is the reason why many women now find lawyers HOT!

Let’s face it in a country that is predominately patriarchal by nature, being a woman is as it is a tough job. And to add to this is the fact that we as a nation have always been so obsessed with fair skin that being a dusky woman is tough task in India.

Thanks to this obsession, most of us have grown up watching Fair and Lovely ads and the rest have contributed whole hearted ly to the booming 2000 crore industry of skin-whitening products. None the less, here are a few annoying things that Indians seriously need to stop saying to dusky women.

1. Use a fairness creams

So anyone who is remotely dusky will definitely have heard of this one. As much as we like to argue about intellectual capabilities and talents what people tend to focus on are just your looks. And if you happen to be dusky then, god help you! And in this case god is a fairness creams. As using them “magically” will alter your complexion.

2. Cover your face before you go out!

Yes because the sun is focusing all his energies only on me! Well most of the time seriously wish to counter this dialogue with “Why should I cover my face when I go out? Perhaps, you should think about covering your mouth, like forever.”3. Only fair and beautiful brides are wanted

One of my distant aunties shot out at me and said “rang aisa hi raha toh shaadi kaun karega tumse?” yes because being fair is the only criteria to know my worth? And in case you happen to think like this, then I have already rejected you in my mind for being a dumb retard.

4. We don’t have that in your shade

Yes because you judging me is all that I need. And if you don’t know dusky people are way more attractive than fair one. I have two words for you, Deepika Padukone. So stop being a JUDGMENTAL RACIST. And just so you know, I exactly know what looks good on me.

5. Why don’t you try this…

I have personally heard this line from so many relatives that I have lost track of it. From besan to rose water, the suggestions are been endless and consistent. All I want to say to them is to thank you them for the concern and ‘free’ advice, but I personally don’t need to match their idea of beauty!!