this cell phone just $799 at radioshack

Nope, I'm not talking about the new iPhone 5. This cell phone is so amazing it comes with its own suitcase. It's such a specialized piece of technology that all it does is make phone calls. It even makes calls from the beach. Best of all there's nothing else to buy according to the commercial. No case, no charger, no texting plan, just pure built in awesomeness.