This is Monty. Monty just spent the last 10 minutes chasing his tail and now that his objective is complete he's just stood there like a weirdo not knowing what to do with his life. pic.twitter.com/5ksBBU6OlY

Good deed done today, at Aldi check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £51.60 but when she counted out her change she had just under £50. She didn’t want me to help her bless her, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.

I thought a Christian understanding of time was that the past is ever with us by our communion with the saints & in glimpses of the Kingdom, the future has already come but apparently it's actually more like something from a late 90s motivational poster. My bad. https://t.co/cFu7ZroNZX

I defy anyone who watched Harry as a young boy having to walk that awful walk in the full public glare at Diana’s funeral, to not have the grace to give him this happy and also public day without the sniping. Just let him have this day.

British weddings: “God is love, slight ooh-er joke, anyway good luck with being married, it’s hard work, let’s stand and sing Jerusalem.”American weddings: “I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU AND YOU WILL HEAR IT"