The insane wingnuts in the Westboro Baptist Church wants so badly to protest the funeral of Heath Ledger. After all, he played a gay character in a movie and that makes him evil. There’s just one problem: they don’t know where the funeral is. So they’ve written an open letter to the family asking them to divulge the location of his funeral so they can show up and makes asses of themselves. They even say Heath would want them to do so because, after all, he’s now burning in hell and wishes he wasn’t:

If Heath himself could come back to life for a brief period to speak to his loved ones on earth, he would lift up his voice in a hideous scream, to wit: “Listen to Phelps! For god’s sake, listen to Phelps!”