Panties Missing? Czech With Your Local Kangaroo!

Police in the Czech Republic got a series of calls from women reporting that someone had stolen their panties off their clotheslines. They cops didn’t connect it with a previous call from Petr Hlabovic that his pet kangaroo Benji had escaped, until a woman called to report seeing a Kangaroo bouncing through her backyard and stealing her panties. The panty-raiding marsupial was captured and returned to his owner who said, “I’ve got no idea what he thought he was up to. He certainly didn’t pick up the habit from me.”

- So kangaroo’s don’t really have a pouch… they have a “lingerie drawer”.

- With all that bouncing, it would have been smarter for the Kangaroo to steal sports bras!