Where have all the pirates gone hurrah, hurrah
Their declining numbers are of grave concern hurrah, hurrah
Were He able to create more pirates He would surely do so
With His Noodly Appendage, He would set it right

Where could all the pirates be hurrah, hurrah,
We need them for this Ministry hurrah, hurrah
Not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster can create a pirate from ether
Neither born nor created, pirates they just are

It's up to you the state of Kansas hurrah, hurrah,
It's up to you to fight for truth hurrah, hurrah,
Vote to teach of his powerful name and their rightful place the pirates will reclaim
To pillage and plunder as is their heavenly right.

Actually, I am from Ohio. This guy contacted me because he heard my song and offered to host it on his site. I of course agreed, because free audio webhosting is awesome. Since then, his site has gone through at least one major revision, so I guess it's doing well!