It is followed by a clip of Democratic Senator Kerry saying, “Laissez les bon temps rouler”, juxtaposed with another of Mr Romney saying, “Bonjour, je m’appelle Mitt Romney.”

Note to GOP: Republicans, aren’t you all on the same side? If you can’t decide which one of you is the best candidate for the job, why don’t you just play a friendly game of rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock? It would be more dignified than this constant flood of negativity.

And just in case anyone reading thinks that this is me getting behind Mitt…I’m not. He isn’t my type.