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The swine flu’s comin’ back
like a viral attack
It’s like ‘76, you gotta cover ya back
But not with a vaccine don’t give in to that
Because those medical quacks
are makin money off that

They wanna inject you, infect you with the vaccine
They say they protect but they reject your immunity
And if you protest they arrest you and they lock you down
Can’t have people like that walkin’ around

Contagious
The truth is outrageous
Don’t you know the drug companies made this flu
And if you’re thinkin’ you wanna evade this
Then you gotta say this

Don’t trick me
Don’t you dick me
With that needle in ya hand don’t you dare try to prick me

Don’t you know the swine flu is made by man
Pharmaceutical scam
It’s all part of the Big Brother population plan
But the thing I don’t understand
is why they in Mexico City
in an unmarked military van

They don’t want you to see the remedies
you can stop influenza with vitamin D for free
Herbal medicine is all that you need
But they can’t charge a fifty dollar fee

Unless
They inject you
They infect you
They stick that needle in your arm
and chemically wreck you

They use you
They abuse you
They say they’re saving your life while they really confuse you

All you parents grab your kids
And shoot ‘em up just like guinea pigs
Inject your teens and your babies in the crib
And when they get paralyzed
That’s when you realize
There’s no way to undo what you did

The big drug companies are makin’ a killing
Collectin’ the billions and gettin’ away like a James Bond villain
cause they’re willin’ to do almost anything
Just to make money with the flu vaccine

Intermittent Defiant Mental Disorder With Constipation (IDMDWC)

IDMDWC primarily involves unpredictable episodes or experiences characterized by the presence of extreme anger towards authority figures when engaging in strenuous cognitive activity, exacerbated by an uncomfortable and unnatural inability to defecate.

Source: Page 1034 of the DSM-IV-FE*

Found the disease you like? Take these steps to get filthy rich!

Patent a dangerous chemical as a “treatment” for IDMDWC.

Invent fictitious trial results that prove the drug is effective in treating IDMDWC.

Bribe FDA officials into approving the drug as safe for everyone! (Even if it kills people.)

Submit to the American Psychiatric Association for inclusion in their DSM-IV (the standard reference guide of psychiatric disorders).

Create an emotional TV ad that shows unhappy, confused people being transformed into perfect beings after they take your drug.

Issue press releases to mainstream media outlets who will run your propaganda as news with zero skepticism.

Bribe doctors with vacations, extravagant meals and “consulting fees” in order to get them to prescribe your drug to as many patients as possible.

Buy off politicians and legislators to block alternative medicine and enforce a pharmaceutical monopoly.

Sit back and rake in the dough** while Americans go broke buying your drug to treat IDMDWC!

When the lawsuits roll in from the families of dead patients, simply use a small portion of your windfall profits to settle out of court, admitting no guilt.

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