Why are they called apartments if they are together?
If you cut a pair of trousers in half do you have a trouser?
Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one? (there is an actual Answer to this one)
They have put machines on other planets and made a motorcycle do a quarter mile in 3 seconds. . . Why does my can opener sound like it has a V8?
Why oh why is MTV still on? Only retards watch that crap lol

Life is like a movie, you've sat through half of it and its sucked so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end to make it all worthwhile. you shouldn't get blamed for walking out early