In 2015, I released an album of funny songs, bowled a perfect game, posed for a swimsuit calendar, mapped the human genome, got knighted, got coffee in car with Seinfeld, got schlonged by Trump, swam the Amazon, ordered from amazon, purchased Even More Legroom™, adopted a highway, sold my eggs, won a Nobel, defeated Rhonda Rousey (at chess), went public, went rogue, went to a region where certain fungal infections are common, found nirvana, toured with Nirvana, painted a Picasso, was named new Lord of the Dance, got saved, got same-sex married in 50 states, proved string theory, found the G-spot, became an Eagle Scout, looked at the man in the mirror, thought outside the bun, beat my family at Uno, and sired a colony of clones in a distant galaxy. I hope 2016 is a little more chill.

Today my album of comedy songs drops online! You can order it on iTUNES or CDBABY. Then crank it up and enjoy - you know what to do! I'm trying to play it cool, but really I'm freaking out inside. So maybe I should just stop typing and let you go buy it!

Move over R. Kelly, here's an erotic love song that's true to life! "Do You Wanna Snuggle?" is the lead single from the album Casual Pimpin': Twelve Tight Tunes (release 11/1/15): ON iTUNES. Words & music by Tim Ellis. Performed by Tim Ellis, featuring Michelle Morrison.

Get excited for my album release show! It's part of a big night of rock, comedy, and comedy-rock, climaxing with the NYC debut of my band, Modern Beast. I'll have hot-off-the-press CDs of Casual Pimpin': Twelve Tight Tunes for sale! TICKETS & INFO

Featuring musical sets by:

MODERN BEASTTIM ELLISTOM THUMB

With comedy by:

DION FLYNN (Obama on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)APARNA NANCHERLA (writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers)

On Thurs, 10/15 @ 7:30, "Some of NYC's favorite comedic musicians kick out the jams for your enjoyment" - including this pimp! More info: STAFF INFECTION: CMJ @ THE UNICORN. (Show starts at 7:30, 9pm is approx. when I go on.) I'll also have copies of my new CD for sale, hot off the press!