Biel and Loken - Bulletproof

I Photoshopped this franken using Jessica Biel's head and Kristanna Loken's body (when she was is incredible shape just before filming T3). That face and that body just belong together.

This picture asks the question of when you decide its futile to keep plugging away... clearly, you aren't impressing her with the hot-loaded rounds from your SW .44 Mag. In fact, they're doing more damage to your wrist from the recoil than those Teflon-coated rounds are doing to her.

Keep it up, and you might piss her off, and then that big-frame Smith is going to hurt like hell when it winds up halfway up your ass.

I didn't realize it either until I came across those picts... looks she's flexing both hamstrings and quads in that first pict, which accounts for the outrageous curves. She's not normally anywhere near this fit.