This week at San Diego Comic Con Peter Jackson is expected to unveil the first trailer for the third and final Hobbit movie, and today they released the Comic Con 2014 poster for The Battle of Five Armies.

Woke up from a dream where a fat man resembling Tim Curry was beheaded by a giant octopus but then was able to survive without his body as his head sprouted spider legs and he was able to swim through the ocean on his spider legs. He had a stinger, too, which he used to poison a woman's face, but the poison didn't kill her, it made her love him and his spider head.

A very long, but very interesting (to me, at least) blog article. Excerpt: "The Tudors got away with a lot by having lectures on what it means to be Holy Roman Emperor delivered by shirtless Jonathon Rhys Meyers as he stalked back and forth screaming in front of beautiful upholstery, and he’s a good enough actor that he could scream recipes for shepherd’s pie and we’d still sit through about a minute of it. "