Don’t try and tell me you don’t want to see what it would be like to grow old with me

YOU’RE IN LOVE EVERY OTHER DAY COS YOU SMILE AT ME LIKE YOU’RE DYING TO SAY THAT YOUR HEARTBEAT STOPS WHEN I’M WALKING AWAY SO DON’T WALK AWAY – YOU’RE IN LOVE!

Imagine drinking wine incessantly and you’ll be kissing me on New Years Eve…

I’m listening to You’re In Love by Betty Who thanks to Tyler Oakley! It’s been stuck in my head all day but for some reason I’ve got to listen to it on SoundCloud because shitty iTunes won’t let me put it on my phone without syncing… It’s such an eighties sound and I love it.

Anyway, I literally can’t find any fucking articles on Google Scholar for my substitute sociology assignment and it’s really getting me frustrated and angry! My breathing is stressed even while I’m typing this! I’m using all the relevant key words but nothing good comes up! I’ve got two articles which are alright…

I’m sitting in the law library and when I walked in, it was so quiet. It was scary. My friend even wanted to go into the Cone of Silence, the ‘quiet study area’. I’ve read all the confessions and spotted things on facebook and people get dirties for turning a page too loudly, and breathing. No way was I going in there. My friend had described this such phenomenon to me before, and she said that during the day time the sun shone directly from above the cone (there’s like a massive sun roof) and it’s as if there’s a godly beam of light streaming down that should be accompanied by an “Ahhhhhhhh!”

Anyway, I should get back to studying again seeing as this is my substitute assignment. I was at my sociology lecture today with Salvatore, he is the greatest lecturer ever because he is so kind!! Everyone says that sociology is really easy, and I can’t really say because I haven’t done the work, but the real reason why it’s so easy is because of Salvatore! He is so kind and sympathetic! Basically the exam is multiple choice and really simple and straightforward, unlike the psych exam which is full of tricks. And the lowest mark you can get is 40/100! Even if you get zero you’ll still get 40% because he says, that even in an essay, if you actually attempt it properly but it’s crap you won’t get under 40. Only if it’s not a real attempt will you get under! So that makes me feel a whole lot better! So great! But kind of annoying some two guys behind me kept remarking how they were getting HDs and how Salvatore was nice. Just shut up, or learn how to whisper. You know you’re doing it right when no one else can hear you. And obviously they were doing it wrong.

My friend was like, what are you doing? (while I was typing). I said, “writing in my blog.” She like, “Oh, that’s why you were typing so fast.” I don’t think I could ever even imagine myself typing so fast when writing an essay. Eugh, even thinking about writing an essay in an exam is giving me anxiety! I literally know nothing about anything. Life.

Oh my god Game of Thrones last night. Fuck, it was crazy! But so perfect. The credits with the silence, godly. We were discussing it, as you do, and basically I was like to my friends, don’t tell me, no spoilers! And they continued to talk about it ‘without spoilers’ but they spoiled it. I never want to talk about Game of Thrones with anyone it fucking ruins everything. And then they try to take the spoiler back, but they can’t. Eughhh!!!! Erks me man.

Also, I was gonna watch Gatsby with my old tutoring class but now they’ve all seen it, and I don’t really want to watch it by myself (technically not true). Life. Oh life.