One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Krista: Meet The Klumpp

I was ready to like Krista because her last name is Klumpp. The hardships she must have endured as a child... just imagine. But then I discovered she's a cheerleader/pageant person. Hey, I have no problem with cheerleading. Yours truly has nailed a Liberty in her time and even stuck her back handspring during that Yaz song, but cheerleading and pageanting? That's two pom pom shakes shy of a Lifetime movie.

Anyhow, Krista is pharmaceutical rep and can probably score you a sweet deal on benzos... or maybe not. She looks like the church going type. Let's see if Miss Klumpp has any potential for evil, shall we?

She's Kim Richards meets Kathy from BB12. A little crazy in the eyes with an annoying accent. And what's with the neck rolling? I may or may not have dunked 4 dramamines into my morning jug of gin while watching that.

She's not completely unlikable. There's a definite sassy streak there. I'd like to see what she does with it. If she's decent in the challenges she could be that dark horse that slips through past the merge before anyone else is the wiser.

3 comments:

Well, I grew up in the south, but I am not enamored with the typical southern-belle. And, I'm a registered nurse who HATES drug reps, especially the ones that won't up a few benzos. Maybe she'll surprise me.