I haven't mentioned the whole ACS:Law shenanigans here much because, well, it's still far from resolved, and seems to be full of ridiculous levels of crap from all sides. Well, mix legal bullying on...

I appreciate it's not for everyone, but I simply must recommend 50Cent (http://twitter.com/50cent)'s tweets as the most fascinating read into the mind of an asshole / idiot / millionaire / crap MC.
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I was also trying to think of the fleapit in 'the greatest little show on earth', or whatever that film was called, but if my memory serves me correctly, it ends up in flames. Which would make for an...

If we had a newer car I'd probably consider the local 'official' dealership / service centre. As it is, my local jalopy garage is run by a very oily and cheerfully swearing man with whom it is always...