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Kathy Griffin, Brian Atwood, Sandra Bernhard and more toast the royal wedding

What do some of our favorite personalities envision for Kate & William on their special day? Kathy Griffin, Brian Atwood, Sandra Bernhard and more toast the royal wedding.

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Kathy Griffin Two-time Emmy winner, New York Times bestselling author, Grammy nominee and host of Kathy Griffin's Insightful and Hilarious Take on the Royal Wedding, airing Friday, April 29th at 8PM EST on TV Guide Network

"Well, obviously I would wear something tasteful and British. Does Stella McCartney make anything in a mesh bodysuit? I read that William and Kate are asking for donations to charity in lieu of gifts, so I've chosen to the support the Kathy Griffin Gives Prince Harry a Lapdance Foundation. My toast would be, 'Never forget, even when you're King and Queen, it's Oprah's world, you're just living in it.'"

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Sandra Bernhard The comedian, actress, singer, and author returns to Town Hall in New York City this June in I Love Being Me, Don't You?

"I would wear something sheer my dear, diaphanous, swirling, mad, completely over the top. Then no one would notice me. For a gift, I would give a collection of shells, semi precious stones, sea glass, dried rare herbs, and antique lace that I have collected on my world travels. My toast would be as follows: `Wherever the winds may carry you, however lonely the road may some time become, if the world should fall apart, leaving you stranded on the roadside, remember, I am only a text message away, and you can always count on me.'"

"I would wear the same dress as the bride. Only with diamonds sewn in, and a longer train. And for a wedding gift? Me at their wedding should be gift enough. Besides, I already spent my life savings on my dress."

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Brian Atwood Founder and designer of eponymous luxury shoe brand and winner of Footwear News 2010 Designer of the Year award

"I would gift Kate a pair of sky-high, custom royal Brian Atwoods, of course. Nothing like a super sexy pair of heels to get the honeymoon off to a great start."

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Bethenny Frankel Star of Bravo's Bethenny Ever After, creator of the Skinnygirl Margarita, and New York Times best-selling author of Naturally Thin, The Skinnygirl Dish, and A Place of Yes

"I would wear my maternity wedding dress from Bethenny Getting Married. It might stir things up a little bit. Would that be appropriate?"

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Kevin Nealon Star of Golden Globe winning hit-series Weeds, which returns to Showtime this June

"Well, it is in England so I would wear my formal riding pants, summer tweed jacket with a matching top hat or derby, of course. Considering it's in England, as a gift I would give them matching monogramed muckers. And, keeping in mind that it is England, my toast would be; 'To the Royal Couple...Best wishes, always brush your teeth, and stay dry.'"

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