Better yet, a Mechoose. Also have special Incindary Units called Rioters. Just tell them their team lost or play this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK3I7c0upHE to set them to do their job.Also, Canadian war tribes. Like Kalkara, they are mystified by silver and booze, and their leaders are Alaskans, as they are bigger and tougher and more restitant to cold.

Actually, Nunavut is farther north than Alaska. Not to mention that the Yukon, Northwest Territories and Nunavut are known for having their own armies(Canadian Rangers) while I couldn't really dig up anything about a military presence in Alaska.

Yeah, well during the cold war we both agreed to put three lines of nuclear missile detection in Canada. These lines and facilities have polluted our Northern Territories with toxic waste. Polar bears have been known to thrive and grow to tremendous sizes in toxic waste.