No one wants to buy Wesson oil with a side of rapeseed. . .except Florence Henderson.

Wait a minute, are you saying Florence Henderson wants to get raped? Or that you want to rape Florence Henderson? Or that everyone wants to rape Florence Henderson? That everyone in the entire world right now is secretly fantasizing about raping Florence Henderson? Is that what you're saying? And am I really expected now to just forget all about raping Florence Henderson, now that you've brought it up and made it so appealing? What kind of monster are you that goes and makes people rape Florence Henderson?

I could read these all day. Is there somewhere where someone, someone with a wealth of time on their hands collects these up and fashions them into a scrollable list for the lazy internet reader like myself?