So[Bm] if you had sex in the [G]last 30 minutes then you're [D]qualified to sing

with [A]me

I just had [Bm]sex [G] and it [D]felt so [A]good

[Bm]A woman let me [G]put my penis ins[D]ide her[A]

I just had [Bm]sex [G] and I'll ne[D]ver go [A]back

[Bm]To the not having [G]sex ways of the [D]past[A]

Capo á 4. bandi

I just had sex and it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had sex and I'll never go back To the not having sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt greatIt felt so good when I did it with my penis A girl let me do it It literally just happenedHaving sex could make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sexIf I had to describe the feeling, it was the bestWhen I had the sex, man my penis felt greatAnd I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there, Guess what I just didHad sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the restWell sure, Nice of her to let you do that thingNice of any girl ever. Now sing

I just had sex and it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her Wanna tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do itDoesn't really make sense But man, screw itI ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wifeThat good? The best 30 seconds of my lifeI'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do herCuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manureWith that in mind the soft, nice smelling girls betterShe let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girlsThat let us flop around on top of themIf you're near a bar, whether short or tallWe wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watchDoesn't matter, have sexBut I cried the whole timeDoesn't matter, have sexI think she might have been a racistDoesn't matter, have sexShe put a bag on my headStill counts!

I just had sex and my dreams came trueSo if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to singwith me

I just had sex and it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had sex and I'll never go back To the not having sex ways of the past