Once you land: check in and you’ll get clear directions on how to get to the lot, where the Silvercar concierge will have your shiny grey Audi A4 waiting for you. The app even unlocks the doors for ya.

No counters. No lines. No hidden fees.

Instead: GPS, in-car wifi and satellite radio at no upcharge.

Even the refueling is handled in house. You just gotta drop it off back in the lot like you would a Zipcar.

Consider this racket busted.

Nota bene: About that client … Silvercar is offering InsideHook readers $50 off their first trip from O’Hare. Just use code INSIDEHOOKORD at checkout.