I was strongly reminded of Hostel, except this one was even more pointless. For some folks, that "oppressive torture" is the cat's meow, and I'm perfectly fine with that. For me, I like my gore to have at least a flimsy justification—like the Friday the 13th flicks, for example.

— Sorry. No pearls of wisdom in this oyster.
Dallas Cowboys: Great Season! / / Detroit Red Wings: Another rollercoaster this year?