Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat; your dreams have finally come true!
Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while head-butting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points!
• You can be a goat
• Get points for wrecking stuff
• We've only eliminated the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious

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Description

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Key Features
• You can be a goat
• Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
• MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
• In-game physics that bug out all the time
• Seriously look at that goat's neck
• You can be a goat

Review title of LiteralPlate11ayy

Reviewed ByKyle

Review title of KyleCrazy and stupid, but in a good way!

This game is INSANE. Adding that into the game and not screwing up the controls gives a great ragdoll, and insane game! This is a MUST buy for anyone looking for a lot of laughs!

167 out of 190 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed ByBrandon9815

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on12/27/2016

Review title of Brandon9815Amazing Game Of Nostalgia!

I absolutely love this game, I think it's a fantastic game to play with friends and family or even alone. I have never had a game that reminded me so much of when I was a kid playing the great classics on the PlayStation 2. If your an older gamer who loved the wacky PlayStation 2 games that were so creative and different, I strongly recommend this game.

233 out of 275 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed ByDizneeGrl32

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on7/9/2017

Review title of DizneeGrl32One Of The Wackiest, But Greatest, Games Ever 🐐 👍🏻

I've been a very big fan of this for a while, played almost every expansion there is, had lots of fun while doing it... There may be a few bits of physic catastrophe here and there but it can be hilarious, can't even wait for even greater things from this game to come! 10/10 in my book! 😸👍

81 out of 92 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed ByCbreauxGaming

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on11/23/2016

Review title of CbreauxGamingThe game is awesome!

This game is funny and just LOVE it, but i would like for you to add more goats like builder and grapple tongue. but beside that, its a great game.

91 out of 104 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed ByI Quit Xbox One

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on1/8/2017

Review title of I Quit Xbox OneTHIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE

Before this game, I always thought I was just a white male. But now I identify as goat.

63 out of 72 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed ByCodemaster09

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on2/20/2018

Review title of Codemaster09Its something we would never think of!

Its unbelievable! How could anyone think of a game where you are a goat and cause havoc? I cant. And I Have quite a Brain.

37 out of 41 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed ByUnknown

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on6/7/2017

Review title of UnknownAWESOME GAME👍👍👍

Goat Simulator is the best game EVER! If I could give it a infinite star rating, I WOULD. Can't wait for more DLC!!!🙂🙂🙂👍👍👍

116 out of 138 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed ByUnknown

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on6/3/2017

Review title of Unknowngreat

this game is great for 10 bucks it was worth it.

52 out of 61 people found this helpful.

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Reviewed BySpiderNoir14

Xbox

55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Submitted on12/21/2016

Review title of SpiderNoir14Great game, needs mods

It's a really enjoyable game and the DLC is amazing. But like the deal you made with Bethesda, you should work with Double Eleven/Coffee Stain and add PC mods to Xbox. That would make XB1 GoatSim better than it already was.

123 out of 152 people found this helpful.

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