The Tesla Model S P85 is simply the best car Regular Car Reviews has driven so far this side of a mysterious Volkswagen we all know doesn’t really exist. Too bad the Tesla is not a regular car.

Romeo and Juliet should have had sex in a Tesla Model S. Not necessarily with each other. After that, they should have also looked at their radar detector before flooring the car to learn what a really powerful A/C motor can do with direct drive. More than a bunch of horses, I’ll tell you that.

There’s a reason why Norwegians buys Teslas like hot cakes, and it’s not just that they don’t want to pay high taxes. Norway is a wealthy country, and one that’s also smarter about its future than most oil nations. The Tesla Model S is the perfect car for them.

But how about you?

Feel free to hand me that red jacket, because I will gladly play the role of Scrooge McDuck in exchange for a car that can do all this.