Kids Jokes

Why is it Important for Our Kids to Laugh Their Head Off?

There is nothing like good, funny kids jokes to tickle your funny bone and lighten a mood. In fact, laughing boosts your immune system and can improve your mood, outlook, and perspective–just like that. It also reduces stress, relaxes people, and can even work as pain relief. Plus, a good belly laugh uses a lot of great muscles!

Get the giggles. There is nothing more contagious and wonderful than the laughter of children.

Your laughter therapy starts here.

Enjoy!

These jokes are just the beginning of the laughing fest (or “laughing yoga” as my daughter and mother like to say). I share more jokes on Twitter and funny stuff on Pinterest. Oh! And be sure to check out the book I wrote, too. It includes even more travel games as well as over 1,000 other play activities so no matter where you are and what your interests or age, there is something in there for you–guaranteed! Check it out!

Q: What goes ha, ha bonk?
A: A kid laughing their head off.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a drink and a mop.

Q: What’s a duck’s favourite snack?
A: Quackers.

Q: What’s a dog’s favourite snack?
A: Ruff-le chips.

Q. What’s black and white and red/read all over?
A. A newspaper.

Q. What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A. Alley cats.

Q. What kind of hair does the ocean have?
A. Wavy.

Q. How do you make antifreeze?
A. Take away her pajamas!

Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.

Q. What is a tree’s favourite drink?
A. Root beer.

Q. What colour is a burp?
A. Burple.

Q. How do you get alien babies to fall asleep?
A. You rock it (rocket).

Q. What did the momma broom say to her baby?
A. It’s time to go to sweep.

Q. What has two eyes, but can’t see?
A. An icicle.

Q. What has six eyes, but can’t see?
A. Three blind mice.

Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. Do you want to go out tonight?

Q. Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A. Because they looked like hares/hairs.

Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A. She kept running away from the ball.

Q. How do cats bake cakes?
A. From scratch.

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. A karate chop.

Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A. So they can hide in the strawberry patch.

Q. Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight (ate) nine.

Q. What room doesn’t have doors?
A. A Mushroom.

Q. Why was the tomato red?
A. It saw the salad dressing.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bell!
Doctor: Take these and give me a ring in the morning.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep!
Doctor: That’s baaaaad.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Doctor: Sit still and don’t stir.

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