Thursday, December 15, 2011

Sigma Phi Epsilon

Like all both of my readership, I was shocked to hear about
the survey the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity sent to its members.According to this news article, the survey
included the question: “If you could rape someone, who would it be?”

First of all, it’s "whom
would it be?"

Second, the question wasn’t nearly as shocking as what the
recipients of the survey answered.It
turns out that the frat (who has an impressive set of alumni) has been giving
out the survey to members for decades, although they only recently changed the
word to “rape” from “screw over.”

The police seized the giant trove of completed surveys and read
some of the answers at a press conference.Here’s a sampling:

Julian Assange: Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton: Bill Clinton

AT&T: iPhone owners

Kim Kardashian: Good taste

Britney Spears: Sanity

Jerry Bruckheimer: Plot

Dick Cheney: Some poor schlub tied to a table with water
pouring up his nose.

Barak Obama: Any hope democrats might have of ever getting
having a liberal president.

Angelina Jolie: Jennifer Aniston

George W. Bush: What was the question?

Lindsay Lohan: My career

Tom Cruise: Any hot guy

Kanye West: I’ma gonna finish this survey, but Delta Tau Rho
is the best fraternity of ALL TIME!