Re: Dumbest Customer Moments in History...Jun 5, 2009, 6:32 PM in the Shop Talk forum
Cust-Can I tether my laptop with my phone if i got a cable for it
Me-What kind of phone do you have
Cust-This one (Whips out S1000)
Me- :lol:
Cust-Whats so funny?
Me-(Still chuckling)Your phone doesn't support that
Cust-Are you sure?
Me-Yahhhhh I'm pretty sure
We sell the S1000 as a DIRT DIRT DIRT cheap replacement or a cheap way to start up service.

Re: cost to start service?Jun 5, 2009, 6:22 PM in the Cricket forum
You have the cost of the phone plus the activation fee and tax...you gotta watch out for a few things though...$15 late fee, $15 ESN swaps, and $5-$15 phone number changes. O yah and the "30 day 30 min whatever comes first policy" :lol:

Re: Dumbest Customer Moments in History...Jun 2, 2009, 9:31 AM in the Shop Talk forum
Or
Cust-When I call out I can barely hear people on the other line
Me-Let me take a look(Pulls plastic off of the speaker discreetly so they wouldn't notice)Give it a try now
Cust-(Dials out and it works!!!)Wow what did you
Me-Took the plastic off the speaker
Cust- :oops:

Re: Dumbest Customer Moments in History...Jun 2, 2009, 9:26 AM in the Shop Talk forum
Cust-(Yelling and screaming)WHY IS MY PHONE NOT WORKING!!! :evil:
Me-Let me check it out (Take off the back on the phone)Uhhh mama...your battery is backwords /;|
Customer- It was like that when I bought it
Me-Well now were good :lol:

Re: Dumbest Customer Moments in History...Jun 2, 2009, 8:48 AM in the Shop Talk forum
O yah you remined me of another one
Cust-Isn't this Shelotzkys(SP?) :o
Me-Sorry its (Insert Name Here) :roll:
Cust-I swore it was Shelotzkys /;|
Me-Nope :roll:
Cust-Are you sure
Me-Im pretty sure its not or I'd be asking your order /;|

Re: Boooooo!Jun 1, 2009, 4:01 PM in the Cricket forum
I saw a tower tech standing out side putting radio antennas on the towers. Said something about boosting signal strength. Then he proceeded to put aluminum foil onto of the antenna. :lol: :lol:

Dumbest Customer Moments in History...Jun 1, 2009, 3:55 PM in the Shop Talk forum
:lol: Real customers...Real questions...Real stupid:lol:
-So all the contacts are stored on the battery right?
-Which phone would still work if i threw it at my girlfriend?
-Do you sell phones?
-Do you sell purses?
-Can I pay my (Insert Carrier Here) bill here?

Re: Premium or QualityMay 26, 2009, 1:39 PM in the Shop Talk forum
:evil: NO!!! :twisted: ...its Super Premium High-Quality Diet All Natural Fresh Spring Water that will make you money...lol you gotta read it out loud

Premium or QualityMay 26, 2009, 11:10 AM in the Shop Talk forum
Just because someone adds this to their product name does it help sell it? When I hear premium or Quality i think cheap @$$ stuff from the dollar tree...anyone else?

BEST CUSTOMER EVER!!!May 25, 2009, 7:55 PM in the Shop Talk forum
Ok this one is kinda long...guy comes into the store looking for a lg home charger. Find the charger test it show him its working and decided to take it. Guy hands me a credit card
Me-Alright I'm just gonna need you see and your license
Cus-I don't have it with me
Me-Sorry man can't take the card then without proper id
Cus-It alright
Guy walks back to the car talks to his mom for a bit. She shakes her head and gets ...

Re: Its Push not PullMay 22, 2009, 2:38 PM in the Shop Talk forum
I'm just lucky that our mobile web doesn't allow you do anything besides purchase ringers without the web.