Here's a Quick List of Everyday Items Named After Melania Trump in Her Hometown

A Melania Trump salami? Why not?

Slovenia's list of notable exports — among them sausages, cars and steel — were blown out of the water when their own Melania Trump (nee Knauss) hitched a ride to the White House on the coattails of her husband's ill-fitting suits.

Now, President Donald Trump's wife is a point of pride for the people of her hometown in Sevnica, Slovenia, population 5,000. While Melania is a bit of an enigma in modern American culture (Should we empathize with her? Applaud her hand-slapping ways? Criticize her complicity in the Trump presidency?), she is no doubt a national hero in Sevnica.

And how does one glorify the model turned U.S. first lady in a small Eastern European town? By naming desserts after her, of course. And house slippers. And honey.