Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon Best Lesbians of 2016 Hands Down

The best lesbians are the fake hot ones who make out a lot half naked in photos for money. Followed in second by that chick on your company softball team who has a level swing and pounds the ball repeatedly into short center.

Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon decided to set aside the didacticism of modern lesbianism in favor of bleaching their hair and rubbing their tits up against one another as the neighbor couple you wish you had. The two were contestants on The Bachelor in Australia before realizing the really money was in vag to vag visuals.

With nary a political activist or sexual fluidity comment these chicks prove like late night Cinemax did those many years ago that lesbians can be amazing. When they’re not forcing an end to ribald jokes in the office lunchroom, they’re just like you and me. Only better looking and with interchangeable genitals if you count the currently available rubber technology.