You say that you're watching the birds out the windowWell I've got a bird you can watchYou ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs Just to see if my dishes are washedWhat's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon And I've traded my iced tea for scotch

Keep your two cents on your side of the fenceGirl we ain't friends we're just neighborsNothing to see here, go back to your trailer

You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hairOr whose underwear's on the line, it ain't mineI ain't gonna ask whose been mowing your grassSo you ain't gotta ask who mows mineQuit judging my job and my car and my clothesGet your nose out of your many blinds

Keep your two cents on your side of the fenceGirl we ain't friends we're just neighborsThere ain't nothing to see here, go back to your trailer

Don't ask me if I go to churchI won't ask if your husband's still out of workTry and claim high societyWe get our mail on the same side of the street

So keep your two cents on your side of the fenceGirl we ain't friends we're just neighborsThere ain't nothing to see here, go back to your trailerThere ain't nothing to see here, go back to your trailer