Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Hey there, Wonketariat! Before we get started, we think it's important to kindly instruct you, your friends, and family to get the fuck out of Florida. Throw the cat in a crate, grab some canned food, and just go. This hurricane is serious; it's better to be uncomfortable and alive than picking glass out of your ass.