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Saturday, November 02, 2013

Dating Tips from Someone who Has Never Read Jane Eyre

1. The guy you are seeing probably does not have a maniac wife hidden in his attic.
2. Hooking up with the guardian of the kid you are nannying for is not a complicated situation.
3. Odd scratchings at night outside your bedroom door are a sign that your crush is thinking about you.
4. Always be yourself.