Brad and Angelina haven't ruled out doing a sex scene together. So there's always a chance Brad Pitt could undergo sexual reassignment surgery and they could have a lesbian sex scene with each other. Let's stay hopeful here, subby!

Soooo, a publicist thought that Brad and Angelina needed some kind of "family values" PR bump?

Sorry, calling bullshiat - they are both professional actors, and know that love scenes mean nothing in the real world. This fantasy that two people engaged in a love scene in a movie must really like each other "because it looked so real" are idiot 'shipping fans who write fanfic in the spare time.

John Hannah's marriage survived just fine after he sucked wine off of Jamie Murray's nipples.....

...sorry, just a sec....

in that Spartacus episode, so I'm not believing that these two feel like they are cheating on each other if they film a love scene.

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world. Did you know someone who died from breast cancer? Did this sting a little?I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it. I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"? Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world. Did you know someone who died from breast cancer? Did this sting a little?I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it. I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"? Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world. Did you know someone who died from breast cancer? Did this sting a little?I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it. I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"? Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world. Did you know someone who died from breast cancer? Did this sting a little?I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it. I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"? Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.

Admit it: you're curious. There isn't a person in this thread who could say with a straight face that they aren't. Reasons differ from person to person, of course, but at least idle curiosity is likely nigh-universal.

Which leads me to wonder if this new development might not be part of a marketing ploy (not to imply that the double-mastectomy was just a stunt, of course -obviously it wasn't- but you know what they say to do when life gives you lemons). Start with the ludicrously safe assumption of widespread curiosity. Then do a pledge like this to dash people's hopes... but then announce a Pitt/Jolie movie with a conspicuous R rating. Guaranteed box-office gold, that would be.