Ronald "Ron" White (born December 19, 1956) is an American stand up comedian who has had two Grammy Award-nominations, and is RIAA certified 10x Platinum for CD and DVD sales of over 10 million units. He is a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has written the book "I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability" which appeared on the New York Times Best Seller List. White is well-known for his famous punchline, "...You can't fix stupid."...