April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous

President Donald Trump has cancelled the national holiday April Fool’s Day due to severe competition from the ridiculousness of reality.

“No made up prank can compare to the unbelievable crap that’s happening in the real world right now,” Spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “so we’re going to just scrap the whole April Fool’s Day thing.”

Trump has also discontinued all satire websites because it is increasingly difficult to write more absurd stuff than what’s actually going on.

Genesius Times

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