I've just moved to Maine and the craft beer here is ridiculous. It also mainly comes in double IPAs and pint cans.

im far from wasted unless iced tea counts as a psychedelic, but i'll tempt the wrath of this thread to ask-- you fled new york and went to live in the great state of maine? that is fucking awesome. is it a permanent thing or just for the summer?

im far from wasted unless iced tea counts as a psychedelic, but i'll tempt the wrath of this thread to ask-- you fled new york and went to live in the great state of maine? that is fucking awesome. is it a permanent thing or just for the summer?

IS IT A LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS? I do not remember posting the above, so it's a surprise for the both of us! Presently wasted but functional. Some of us respect alcohol.

Permanent! Furthest I lived from Brooklyn my entire life was Queens. Got tired of working 50-60 hour weeks just to have to move every year because my rent increases were so unaffordable. Figured it was time to break and try something new.

IS IT A LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS? I do not remember posting the above, so it's a surprise for the both of us! Presently wasted but functional. Some of us respect alcohol.

Permanent! Furthest I lived from Brooklyn my entire life was Queens. Got tired of working 50-60 hour weeks just to have to move every year because my rent increases were so unaffordable. Figured it was time to break and try something new.

oh hey hey hey

i just saw this!

good for you. maine is fantastic. i'd live there if i could.

i'm superultrawasted at the moment-- so wasted i'm attempting a shoyu chicken. the recipe is insane-- i keep thinking it's a prank.

anyway hm yeah it's good to live with the seasons. the place is probably full of tourists right now. you on the water or in the woods?

cocaine is shit. I'm kinda an alcoholic and a lair and a want- a- be scumbag. claiming to be a drug addict is better than being a smartass drunk cunt.

take in the factors: I don't do pills or hard drugs. weed is a convenience during the week. I work construction. I'm tired and bored. I live alone. i'm single and don't have nothing better else to do besides fuck off on this place when I don't have nothing better else to do. I can't be trusted. an idle brain is the devil's squeegee. all else said, im pretty healthy.....just goofin poofing around. smearing my shit on the wall. bullshitting bullshit simpleton thoughts on screen. acting out a fantasy. gaining everything and nothing in the process. social experiment. cry for help boredom over control?

I tried to look for this for so long. the shakes didn't help. now that I've found it I don't know what to type. sober. who needs coffee? not me. a pint of vodka maybe. for the first time in years it feels like Christmas. it overloads me.

unfortunately people like to still get fucked up or buzzed with responsibilities or not. congrats if you don't.

nevermind the façade post.

for example: I have this friend and all. we text but, I don't text her back when she's been drinking and when she starts to insult me if I don't answer her back, all hell breaks loose. I never get mad at her because I know she's drunk. I always have to text her back that's she's full of shit and drunk.

she says the most outrageous things about my personality that's not true. same could be said for my post here. it's all bullshite.

Innit? Coming clean, I've always looked down on thus thread - like the drug-alcohol God I am and this being my first post here...- and thought how fucking formal is thus shit. I mean, where's the chaos? Where's da Fekin confusion? This place was fullerene - sounds like diet butter or summit - and it was every thread mashed into one subject of glorious madness. Times moved on though and nuw it's condensed into yo' you drunk son? You drunk doe'? Well you need to post ere innit bruv. We gots the Internet ting fo' you and your affliction, it's all good just get yo' ifone oot and press dat bookmark. Tell the world God!

I do make the (aggressive - it must be said) thread qualifications tonight though just incase amaerkan god asks - even though he left like a fucking century ago only to pop in to say how much he sold out the ALCOHOL!