Nick Saban & Santa Claus trash talk: Top 20 caption winners

In Alabama, Nick Saban is the real Santa Claus. To snowflake Ohio State fans and other yankees, Santa Claus is the real Santa Claus. The two St. Nicks had a one-on-one caption contest trash-talkin' throw-down and y'all filled in the blanks. Here are the Top 20 winners. I like 'em all for different reasons. Is there an overall winner? That's up to you. Right now I think my favorite is #13. What's yours?