THE KNOWLEDGE

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as the losses mount in Tuscaloosa and Columbus, it is firmly believed by many that Saban and Meyer are trying to get out of their gigs and look for something better
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after Michigan finishes the season 3-9, everyone expects a wholesale change in the football program to occur quickly with the firing of Hoke and the hiring of a new coach
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many people have connected these dots and have posited the following:
- Urban Meyer will be Michigan's new offesive coordinator
- Nick Saban will be Michigan's new defensive coordinator
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this will be a major step up for both men inasmuch as they now will have to win without cheating.
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this is widely held belief among coaching circles
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what people are not clear about is who the new head coach will be. opinions range from Bill Belichik to Jon Gruden
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these people, however, do not KNOW the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE, on the other hand, knows not only the future, but also the information about the future

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THE KNOWLEDGE has appeared again in this time of coaching uncertainty to reveal the future
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the problem is that president Schlissel is a mole planted by a consortium of osu backers supported by a fund from the dead Steinbrenner, the osu booster who torpedoed Michigan's 2001 season and beyond by signing Drew Henson to baseball
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE can clearly reveal that these assumptions are wrong
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in 2015, Michigan's AD will be David Brandon
in 2015, Michigan's football HC will be Brady Hoke
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those that don't believe this don't understand anything about THE KNOWLEDGE
when these revelation come true as the passge of time makes the future the present, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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as the new football season is about to start, THE KNOWLEDGE has returned to these very pages to review the 2014 season results
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many is the number of people who have tried to predict Michigan's record. these have ranged from predictions based on great hope to predictions based on utter fear
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but these people are speculators; they do not know what will actually happen
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THE KNOWLEDGE, on the other hand, talks with clear and detailed information about the future and will thus reveal the season results in this review
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with this post THE KNOWLEDGE also introduces the THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE for 2014. unlike previous years, THE CHALLENGE will not run every week, but will run in segments
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for the first edition, the readers are asked to name correctly the teams that will qualify for the playoffs. there is no need to predict the winner. at the end of the regular season, the reader that revealed the 4 teams correctly will be named CO-SOARER OF THE KNOWLEDGE
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regular season result for Michigan: 11-1 (including a trip to the BTCG)
OOC result: 4-0
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THE KNOWLEDGE will reveal the postseason results in a later post
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THE KNOWLEDGE has not appeared on these very pages since the psu game
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the reason is rather obvious to the followers of THE KNOWLEDGE. the highly irregular spatio-temporal disruption that happened in the 4th quarter of the game has only now been resolved
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall explain more about this and the future in this post
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as anyone who saw the psu game would have figured out, the events that transpired from near the end of regulation time were unnatural. this was because of an unfortunate and highly irregular anamoly in the space-time continuum
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originally, Michigan was slated to win the game 37-27 with a field goal on the final possession. however, the future was distorted and we ended up with the unforeseeable result
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when such an anamoly occurs, what happens is that the universe is thrown into chaos with the future not settled for several days. thus, not even THE KNOWLEDGE can review the future under such circumstances (even the universe doesn't know anything)
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as of today, those chaos have ended and the new future is set
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE is back
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now the original future where THE KNOWLEDGE revealed that Michigan will finish 13-1 doesn't exist, THE KNOWLEDGE can now freely discuss the situation without any repercussions
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in the original future, the only game Michigan was slated to lose was tomorrow's game against msu
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Michigan was to defeat OSU twice and win the Rose Bowl against Stanford for good measure
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now, THE KNOWLEDGE shall only reveal the regular season record of the current future
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Michigan will finish 10-2
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the winners POTW.1 and POTW.2 will be acknowledged in a post next week with the POTW.2 handled under special rules (as will be described in that post)
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now, THE CHALLENGE 2013.3 is open
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predict the score of the msu game to become the Protege of the Week
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall not provide any pointers to the game in order to prevent any attempt by certain elements in Spartan Stadium that are known to play with time in the gross sense (clock manipulation etc)
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and that is one of the reasons for the Greatness of THE KNOWLEDGE (GoTK)
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with this post, THE KNOWLEDGE officially announces the 2013 edition of THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE
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THE KNOWLEDGE specifically delayed the introduction of THE CHALLENGE for this year to give the participants a better idea of the capabilities of various teams before entering the competition
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as long term followers of THE KNOWLEDGE of these very pages know, there are several important awards associated with THE CHALLENGE
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each week, THE CHALLENGE will be to correctly predict the score of the Michigan game (THE KNOWLEDGE will provide helpful pointers) and become the Protege of the Week (POTW)
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at the end of the year, the most consistent performer will be awarded the top honor of this blog - TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE
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the second most prestigious award is the CO-SOARER OF THE KNOWLEDGE - awarded to the person who correctly answers the question below:
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which two teams will play for the National Championship and which team will win it?
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to help seekers of the CO-SOARER title, let it be noted that the winner will be from among the following teams: Oregon, Georgia, Alabama, Stanford, Oklahoma, Fresno State
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now, THE KNOWLEDGE shall reminisce a bit about the season review THE KNOWLEDGE provided before the season
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THE KNOWLEDGE revealed that Michigan will end the season 13-1 and will go 4-0 in the OOC games
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however, when Akron came close to winning in the final minute, many doubted THE KNOWLEDGE
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when U Conn took a 21-7 lead, some continued to doubt THE KNOWLEDGE
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these people have been left in the dust
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as THE KNOWLEDGE has soared and basked in glory
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CHALLENGE 2013.1:
correctly predict the score of the Minnesote game to be the POTW
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pointers to the game:

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THE KNOWLEDGE shall, in this post, reveal the overall 2013 Michigan football season result, the OOC game results, and also a pointer about the NC game
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individual Big Ten game results will be reviewed in a later post
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Michigan, unfortunately, will not finish the season 14-0
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on the other hand, Michigan will not end up as low as 12-2 either
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thus, Michigan will end the season at 13-1
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this, of course, means that Michigan will play in the BTCG. As THE KNOWLEDGE has already noted on these very pages, Michigan will play osu in that game
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most people "predict" Alabama and osu to play for the national championship. however, THE KNOWLEDGE hereby reveals that neither of those teams will make it to that game
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many is the number of minnesota fans who are hopeful that this is the year their team finally makes the NC game; however, they are rather incorrect as well
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onto the OOC games
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most people correctly assume that Michigan will defeat CMU, Akron and UConn rather easily
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on the other hand, many is the number of fools who expect the ND game to be difficult. these people do not understand much about anything
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Michigan shall absolutely destroy ND and make their followers start spouting excuses by half time ("the kids must have had a tough week of class" etc)
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those that doubt these results don't understand THE KNOWLEDGE
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when time moves and makes the future the past,
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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