What American Football should be called. Since the sport barely requires you to use your feet. The NFL should be changed to the NTL, while the MLS should be called the FAA. Football Association of America.
Don't think this is a european writting this. It is an American.

Jock 1: Hey Bro! lets go toss a football!

Jock 2: Hell yea! Then we can cool down with a steamy sausage shower in the locker room!

Football fan: If you're going to "toss" a football, shouldn't you call it a "handball" or a "throwball"?

**The two jocks are then left with blank looks on there faces because they didn't have enouh brains to understand what the football fan said. They were to buisy juicing up on steroids.**