Polls fill a critical niche in our current ecosystem, a unique position that could not strictly be filled by a non-poll entity. Some could get close to it, but the poll is a fully developed solution to an age old frustration, it has a deeply significant purpose, one which has required centuries of refinement to the original design to allow it to take it's true place in modern day living.

I mean come on guys, with no polls what else are the scantilty-clad, lightly oiled young ladies going to dance round?