The Colony of Mooe is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 545 million Moes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Moe economy, worth 47.8 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,752 coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mooe's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.