I beg to differ. I’m twenty six and most certainly haven’t “been through that” at any point of my life. Of course the problem might be in the fact that I pretty much started out as a heartless bastard.

I don’t think so, I look nothing like him and have never in my life worked retail. Also my assholery is much less refined, in fact, I’m pretty straightforward as far as being mean is concerned. Though I’m pretty much always in the clear since I have a lovable, chunky appearance and therefore nobody takes my abuse seriously.