Holy Ballsy, Batman!

I think this is a fun toy. I really like playing with it, and it really does well in bed with my significant other. The only real drawbacks are the smell and the girth. It stinks terribly, so much so that I have to seal it away so you can't smell it in my bedside drawer. And the girth is pretty intimidating. If you're a beginner or amateur, I wouldn't recommend this to you.

First off, this is one hell of a dong|Ballsy super cock! I didn’t realize just how big it was until after I bought it; I was in the car on my way home, and I opened it up and held it in my hand for a few minutes. I swung it around as if it was a sword or a scepter, almost causing the driver of the car to swerve off the road, and I thought to myself, ‘Shit dude, what the hell was I thinking?’

What indeed! It is rather big, definitely not for beginners! Its size may be overwhelming, and its smell may be a bit strong, but once you slip it in for the first time, you will totally forget about all of that! The pleasure it gives is amazing; it’s soft, yet firm; thick, yet flexible. It works nicely in an o-ring harness as well, too.

I have to say that the smell really is discouraging, though. It smells almost like rubber but it has a flowery attribute to it. The worst part is that although it's stashed away in my drawer next to my bed, the whole room smells like it.

Just to throw this out there, when I read the box, it said it’s a different type of rubber, and that it’s compatible with silicone lube (I've never used silicone lube, so I wouldn't know either way). I recommend it to be used with a condom, so you don’t smell like rubber. It’s a telltale smell, trust me. You don’t want to use it, and walk out of your room to sit down for a meal and smell like your crotch just came out of the rubber factory.

Regardless of the smell or the size, it’s really quite easy to clean, and it’s easy to stash away as well. I really like it; I just wish it was a little smaller so I could use it more often. As I’ve mentioned above, it’s really thick. It could use to lose some girth, but for now it’s no big deal. I wouldn’t necessarily buy it for a beginner, but I would get one for someone with some experience under their belt.

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Psycho Punk Grrrl(Eden Reviewer)She's Not as Crazy as She Seems!