Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Do you want to be able to stare at that -----------------------------> mug for an entire month next year? Well, here's your chance.

Somebody, and I'm not sure yet if I ought to thank this person or have them hunted by ninjas, submitted my name for the Hottest Blogger Calendar.

You can vote for me here. Scroll down the list until you see "Backpacking Dad". Ignore all of the other names.

I would be lying if I said it wouldn't be cool to be included in this thing. And I'm all about the cool. Check out my cargo shorts and 18 different grey t-shirts.

I would be lying if I said I had a shot.

But Wil freaking Wheaton is on the list and my wife already loves him more than she does me, and he tried to steal my baby. So at the very least I'd like to be able to say that I received more votes than he did (even if he doesn't know about this calendar and isn't shamelessly plugging himself for it).

So, help me win back both my wife's love and my daughter from Wil Wheaton. What are you, a baby hater?

What do you think the chances are Wil Wheaton would wear a grey t-shirt? What about if I asked him to? I have to think about this a minute.

I hope you didn't call me charming recently as a means of swaying my vote to you, because that would really ruin what I perceived to be a special moment between us, a moment, it should be noted, that totally clinched my vote (sorry, Wil!).

I will vote for you...Not that I don't respect him, but I do not get what the fuss is over Wil Wheaton. Is he hot? I think my libido burned out along with the birth of my third kid, because I just can't tell.

i was probably going to end up voting for you anyway. but i hadn't gotten to the end of the list yet and saw your name. so i clicked on it to save my spot, thinking that there would be a "vote" button at the end.

there WASN'T! and i thought there would be pictures! or at least links to see pictures.

whoa, is The Comics Curmudgeon sleeping with all of blogdom? where's my piece?