"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
peanut"(Margo Channing)

Sunday, 3 May 2015

The Pink Slippers Of Seduction

We were all settling down to the wartime itv series " Home Fires" ( which is a likable Home Counties version of Tenko) when Winnie suddenly spied Sorrel's pink fluffy slippers.
What happened next was a rather unsavoury bulldog masturbation moment which was only stopped by a bit of old lady screaming....
Chris has created a monster
Oh the shame

Even I might find such inviting soft pink fluffyness hard to resist. Quite the most awesome of sights. I'll get some for my lady. Might get her a matching hat, scarf and gloves too. Or.... a Onesie? Oh my goodness! I'd have to lie down if I wasn't lying down already. Get yourself a Onesie in that fabric and Winnie would love you to death (literally).

I've heard it said that around three quarters of people have fetishes i.e. a sexual attraction to inanimate objects, particular or in general, usually items of clothing. Why should animals be any different? I think you ought to buy Winnie a like pair of slippers and let her have F-U-N with them. She'll have a mile-wide smile on that beautiful face for evermore.