Musician humor (idea)

Have you ever wondered what the best part of being a Band Nerd is? Having a unique skill you can pull out when your social skills fall short.

But, the second best thing is making fun of people that play different instruments than you. So, what follows are some of my favorite band jokes. If you were never in band or didn’t play an instrument, you might not like them, but that’s all right; I don’t find Physics jokes funny. If you do though, enjoy these.

What is the difference between a Tuba and a trampoline?
-You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

How many Clarinet players does it take to tile a bathroom floor?
-Only 3, but you have to cut them in really thin slices.