Clayton Broyles

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Bio

Born in the Great Conflagration of Perennial Douchebaggery and Commerce on the planet Dillhole, I was destined for greatness. Spending my youth in the Metastic Void where I was raped by millions daily, I soon grew annoyed and fled for the primitive planet Dirt. Here on Dirt, or "Earth" as the Dirty Masses call it, I have planted my seeds of conquest and will one day rise as overlord. In the meantime, my Marxist Muslim sleeper agent Barry-O assuages the masses while my second in command, Mittens Romnulus, ensures Barry-O's continued rule.