Live from the Irvine Improv

Show Summary

At the top of the show, Adam rants about a day at the zoo with Sonny. He then answers audience questions about the highest he’s ever been, the potential of moving to the OC, and how he almost didn’t work with Jimmy Kimmel. Later he tells an anecdote about partying with a pre-fame Will Ferrell.

Alison opens the news discussing LA’s ban on plastic grocery bags. Other news stories include a vial of Ronald Regan’s blood being auctioned, and the death of the remote control inventor. Adam also shares his thoughts on participating on shows like Dancing with the Stars and Celebrity Apprentice. As the show wraps up, the guys chat about portable bidets, a 101 year old hit by a 91 year old, and whether or not Adam should force his kids to play an instrument.

I can’t help but repeat myself. Adam needs structure or else he’ll jut say the the same thing over and over. Get to more news or something. I’ve been listening ace for something like 17 years. Some of this shit is getting fucked out.

I’d rather wade through Troll stew than look back one more time 7 hours later and see that my comment is still being moderated. Fuck you Carolla staff. Took something fun and turned it into shit. “yo, gimmie annuder one o’dem plastick beers…” Assholes.You Fucking Fucks getting the FUCKING point?!?!?I’m not prone to profanity with posts buck fuck it.The message board is not for your enjoyment in your refractory ass fucks. Bald Brians shrunk fucking brain tumor has better instinct commedically than you’ll ever jerk off too.For the love of Christ I’d prefer a solid ass raping from the Rape-bank PD than continue to fuck my own mouth with you AIDS infected pubic hairs and your lesbian cluster fucks.
Seriously, what exactly was the problem with the way the message board was run before? Yah, Trolls would pop up and bug the rest of the regulars, whatta ya gonna DOO!? Carolla’s staff has now become the Dodger Dog of messenger boards. Congrdulations.

Gonna have to SHIT on ADAM’s point: I lost $300 glasses twice and $139 iPod ear phones once.. and now I buy $20 Sunglasses which have a nice heft and $25 ear phones that actually sound better than the Apple or Klipsch ones. Hire Americans to make cheaper ones and I’ll pay $50– but the super expensive ones are a waste.

It was 2025. Former president Carolla had risen from the grave. The tragedy had ocurred only 2 weeks into his first term(barely enough time to outlaw anything) was being undone…and there would be hell to pay.

They had really done it this time. It was bad when they, his children, had submitted to the first tandem crossover organ donor gender reassignment. It was what they(Nate and Sonya) did next that had cause his fatal heart attack… Under California’s newly passed same gene pool marriage law they sealed his fate. Still, it was what they did after that that really went too far…The announcement of the chain of Carolla Memorial Dinoseum and Passion fruit Tea Emporiums that they planned to open across the state…all funded with their inheritance courtesy of Papa Carolla.