Here’s What Happened When 5 Women Tried on the Most Outrageous Swimsuits

Here's What Happened When 5 Women Tried on the Most Outrageous Swimsuits

The world is full of batshit-crazy swimsuits, but unless your name is Kardashian or Jenner, you’ve probably never worn one of these weird spandex body slings IRL. You’ve thought about it — the awkward tan lines, the wedgies, the underboob — but that’s about as far as you’ve gone. And that’s fine. These five women stepped outside of their comfort zones and tried on some of the weirdest swimsuits the internet has to offer. They did it, so you don’t have to. Bless them.

1. THE UNDERBOOB, BELLY-BARING MONOKINI

Underboob and sideboob at the same time? No wonder Kim Kardashian is a fan.

Etienne

“I’m just waiting for Justin Timberlake to come and rip my boob out. This is not complementing my figure at all! My boobs do not fit. I feel like my nipple is going to come out any second to make its debut. My butt is so squished it looks nonexistent. This is not going to work out for me.”

“First off, this took me about 30 minutes to put on. There are so many straps I didn’t even know where to start! Secondly, this is not a swimsuit. Can I take this off now?”

3. THE MILLION-STRAP MONOKINI

Britney Spears was obsessed with this suit once upon a time. Of course, that was before she actually wore it out in the sun. Oh, the tan lines!

Etienne

“Oh, I definitely took the cake with this one. I feel like I look way better. Even though the color reminds me of Kermit the frog, I feel super sexy in this. Maybe it’s because it makes my boobs look so perky. The style really complements my curvy figure.”

Etienne

Alexis

“I get that this is supposed to be small, but who would ever wear something this small? I guess Kylie would.”

Stephanie

“Is this supposed to go up your ass? Because it goes up my ass. I could never wear this — my boobs would be flying everywhere, because I have zero support up here. “

Dasia

“This is so Kylie Jenner, like, it’s so low-cut and has all this side-boobage. I usually don’t go for swimsuits like this because I’ve never been a fan of sideboob.”

Montana

“This may be for Kylie but it’s not for me. I don’t think there should be a bottom part to this bathing suit because it’s so far up my butt and the side of the bathing suit is completely gone. I feel like I’m wearing something from The Children’s Place or Baby Gap.”

Want to see these suits in motion? Of course you do! So check out the video below.