What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him? Nothing, he just let out a little whine. But seriously folks, I’ll be here all week! 😉 I think there’s a bit of an art to whining. Let’s say you’ve got a mean and horrible Mistress, one who...

Vibrators are very fun sex toys. They’re basically a poorly balanced motor that vibrates at a pretty high rate of speed. Some enterprising soul discovered that when you stick that vibrating bit of machinery up against very sensitive body parts, it feels damn...

You weren’t expecting him to be here. You thought you’d be alone with me tonight, that it would be just the two of us doing naughty things in the silence of the bedroom. His presence is a surprise, adding a touch of tension and uncertainty to the ambiance....