DiGiorno Pizza is not to blame for domestic violence #WhyIstayed

September 9, 2014 2:07 PM

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Did you hear about the poor guy who runs the Digiorno Pizza twitter account who made the grave error of not researching the hashtag #WhyIstayed? He thought it was about love, so he tweeted, "#WhyIstayed You had pizza" with a picture of a lady giving some true romance to a box of food from the freezer section. Hilar! But wait - that hashtag was about domestic violence. [Cars crash in slow motion, a distorted scream escapes the internet. The coyote explodes from his own ACME bomb.]

Twitter was a mess after that, reaming Digiorno and people had their pitchforks raised left and right about the brand and so unprofesh and Domestic Violence Is Terrible. Yes, I get that. No really, I get it. I grew up in a house that was the standard definition. Violence. Bullshit. I carried some of...