Superman flew from Metropolis to the Antarctic, to stop a naughty Oakland Raider (Matt Leinart) from peeing into a ewer and pouring it on penguins, who gathered on an iceberg.

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Feminine pasta checkers who spend all their free time playing Frisbee are an albatross around the neck of Barilla.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

The revenant migrated widdershins, towards Rangoon, while sucking on a Chilled Clam, his favorite Slurpee from 7-11's new line mollusk-flavored line.

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"...the luscious love melons of Linnea Quigley are back on the screen in 'Sexbomb,' except that she's no longer Linnea Quigley. She's billed simply as 'Linnea'... So, you might be wondering, where is Linnea Qui... I mean, Linnea? She's exactly where we would expect, wandering around through the background with her breasts hanging out. She's got maybe, oh, eight words to say in this movie, and most of them are 'Here, I brought you some coffee.'"-Joe Bob on SEXBOMB

I need help with an interview I'm giving channel 6 tomorrow.. my mother's ex-boyfriends went on self-imposed exiles to Africa and got trampled by elephants, and I don't know what to say!

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In a dank chamber, a Peruvian acolyte strummed his balailaka, between bites of a gelatinous sandwich.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

The fluted Indoesian Yak herder gargoyle stone hopped over the flowing magma.He had to save the ewes! If not-how would he feed his children? These yak were his LIFE! Without them-they would starve-which was a slow death.The race of the gargoyles was in his hands. The lava flow would be quick-but neither would stop him-not if the gods were with him-so he lept!