“They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong, swift, and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck. Was I wrong?”
— Cortana

Inspired by the awesome Von Glitschka, the gamer shark is relentless in its hunt for console game victory. Do you know someone who simply can't put down that d-pad? Then this gamer shark tee is perfect for you.

<b><i>"Zork</b>: Your greatest challenge lies ahead - and downwards"</i> Inspired by the 1977 text adventure. This illustration contains every location from the game. Check out the detail in this <a href="http://laurencejenkins.com/post/46334579776/zork-your-greatest-challenge-lies-ahead-and" target="_blank">higher res version</a>.