Someday he will cringe thinking back on this day

I gave one to my girlfriend as one of her birthday presents not realizing that it was not just a simple back massaging device. The group of people also at the party thought it was hilarious while I was mortified.

No, he won't because it's a massager and it feels funny when you put it to your face. Just because some people use it to stimulate themselves sexually does not mean it is a sex toy beyond the confines of that context. Do you cringe when you use an electric toothbrush just because some people use them to get off?

Either way, if they put it out for testing like that, it's expected for some people to try it like this. If not for testing like this, what else is it there for? Clients to masturbate with and check if it's to their liking?

welp, neither of us care, and we both think its funny, since they show up in offers. I would say, that amazon does a pretty good job of hiding all the more adult stuff on amazon unless you are searching for it.

It is a Hitachi Magic Wand. A Hitachi Magic Wand is a massager. People do use it to massage their downstairs regions, but that wasn't the original intention, and it is never marketed as a sex toy (although I'm sure Hitachi are very aware of what people get up to with it).

They just quit. They came out in the late 80s, and hitachi made them up until i think 2003 or 2004, and then handed off production to third party companies. I purchased a "hitachi" magic wand from amazon, and the box and everything was the same, but it said on the box, and on the wand that it was made by someone else, and licensed from hitachi.

Huh, weird. I have a hitachi wand that I bought just about two years ago. I dont think I have the box anymore but as far as I could tell it was genuine Hitachi brand. O.o I might need to look into this, Im curious now.

We did ok. We sold a LOT of those little RC helicopters, and AR drones. The drones were a lot of fun; always drew a crowd. We sold a lot of our massagers too, especially the only pictured behind the kid in the photo, the ones that go over your shoulders. People loved those.

When I worked at Brookstone, that one got a LOT of attention...until we got the pink, wireless, waterproof one.

I remember one day, a guy and his (supposed) girlfriend were looking at the one in the picture. I asked if they needed a hand with anything, and he replied, with a meaningful look, that he was a 'videographer.' Apparently he had been buying a similar item from another company, but they kept burning out; one of his models was killing one every week. He wanted one that would last longer. Did not end up buying one, though.

The sad thing is, I don't EVER remember this happening... But I am almost positive that this is me... And thank you for saying that. Because, no. I was never told. And yes, I have received a bit of internet ridicule because of it. Fun.

It's a massager. They sold it as a massager. Then when they realised it was being used as a vibrator (in the 70s), they sort of made their marketing a bit more vague.

Also, you know that Bath Salts (Drugs) and Bath Salts (Epsom Salts) are completely different? It's just a nickname because they look similar. You won't get high snorting your wife's jasmine shit, and you won't get relaxed putting your mephedrone in the bathtub.

And by the way, don't use the magic wand as a dildo. It's kind of big. It works best externally.

And what are people claiming to use a bong for apart from getting high?

No.... So... I get a call from my girlfriend. She says "Hey, I think I found you on the internet." Me, being quite curious, ask where. She sends me this picture... I have ZERO recollection of this. I don't EVER remember putting one of those to my face. EVER. But... I think this is me. No, correction. I am almost f-ing positive... This would mean this is about... 4 years old? Shit...

You find yourself in a field in the middle of the night, it's cold and silent. You are walking gently in an open field; the wind passing by, the atmosphere silent. Looking up into the sky, you stare into the dark and endless abyss of stars.

Suddenly you notice a flicker. Seconds after you remember nothing and there is an alien standing in front of you with a contraption being pointed at you. He asks "Do you know what a Hitachi feels like on your face?"