Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ride

Description

Mr. Elvis' Uncultivated Ri is reported to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Elvis' Uncultivated Ri Hall, waking the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Paris!

Touring Recommendations

If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.

Guest Warnings

For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or spinal, ribcage, nasal, social, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.

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