Two's a Party

And to this story from the the New York daily news we say, "Uh...what?"According to their website, Robert Pattinson "questioned a girl about her body parts, an insider tells us. "

“She just stared at him, blankly.” Pattinson then reportedly said, “If I could, I’d have a — on the inside of my elbow so I could lick it all day long.” Needless to say, the lovely lass didn’t bite, and Pattinson retreated alone.

From the millions of interviews I've watched of Rob, he tends to say random things...things that I think he's making up on the fly to confuse as all, which means that this strange story could actually be true. Whatever it was, we'd like to be on the inside of his elbow.

And just for your viewing pleaure: your daily Rob Pattinson on tap below.

Ok, now let's get critic-alI love me some Katy Perry but this isn't bedtime and that color does nothing for her compexion. What ever happened to looking good after being dumped as the best form of revenge?

Anne Hathaway looks like she tucked a large white handkerchief in her dress.

Eva Longoria...just no. Remember when she used to be hot? Now she just looks like a mouse.

Another day, another step closer Lilo is to transforming into her bird-legged counterpart, Sam.

Ashlee Simpson hit up Bar Deluxe in her back-to-red tresses last night with just about everyone including her sister, Jess and the Hiltons. We were just cheering about the blonde; wonder if Pete told her to switch back to something more punk?

Why so Shia? Homie is always hiding under his caps, but we appreciate him from any angle doing even the mundane things like reading a script for his next blockbluster.

I saw "Benjamin Button" last week and i've decided that Brad Pitt is so painfully beautiful that he should be exempt from aging for all the generations to enjoy. Here's to Bradley Pitt, whose likeness should be circulated pon de replay.

Oh and peep B and Ange at the Critic's Choice Awards as they turn to one another and share their private thoughts, that of which we could only assume would be, "By God we're perfect" whilst laughing down the remainder of the red carpet hand in hand.

"I've only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag -- they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you. He’ll want you much more if he can’t have you."