you remember how in the first one, the main character's dad had died in a drunk driving accident? yeah, in part 2 the main character's dad turned gay and ran off with some sissy from san fran.

Damn you STBA. Damn you. Damn you to hell.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing this movie. Now I just know that I am going to go home, get sucked into the vortex and watch this steamy pile of ****.

I mean really. You're the kinda guy who see's the fat whale of a chick out on the nudist beach and says to your friends " hey check out the hottie". It's too late for your friends who now have the lumpy curdled cottage cheese thighs and stretch marks seared into their brains forever.