Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

"6 p.m. A bartender in Hungry Horse reported that a man was outside lying in the snow, unable to get up. A deputy helped him get up and walk to his nearby home...."
Where he no doubt professed his undying love for his toilet....

My wife often used electric carts in stores while she was recovering from medical issues. Forget a hat; she was easily recognizable by bumping into counters, backing up without looking, and more than once nearly knocking over large stacks of canned goods. She was the urban Hell on Wheels.