(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)From the album Wilderness[C.W. clears his throat.]Roy. By C.W. McCall.[The only musical instrument heard is the plucking of a Jew's harp.]I had an old cat named Roy.He was a good ol' boy.He used to go a-huntin', down by the lake,Catch 'I'm a nice, fresh garter snake.Bring 'I'm on back and then set in the grass,Lookin' like he had 'I'm a green mustache.Yeah, Roy was a good ol' boy.'Til the dogs got 'im.