Fargo, ND – Rick Santorum has taken home the most votes in North Dakota’s statewide Republican caucuses. Or in Rick Santorum’s own words, “Satan has his sights on the United States of America.” Only this time it’s North Dakota. In what can only be considered an apocalyptic event, the entire population in the state of North Dakota has seem to come down with a sickness called ‘Critically Stupid’. Sadly at this time, there is no cure for this devastating sickness. North Dakota can only hope Santorum’s best friend, who goes by the name of God, can help cure this disease.

Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.