Attention straight male porn actors: do whatever it takes, but when you're fucking her from behind, keep your ass cheeks TOGETHER. Kelly is a fine piece of fuckmeat, but this was more like a re-imagining of Goatse.

A golf porn? This would have played perfectly to my object insertion fetish: girls getting ass-fucked with golf clubs or popping golf balls out of their pussies? Fuck yes. Left out in the cold again . . .

I'm sure I'm the only sick fuck here who thinks this, but I want to hear a girl beg to have her womb or vagina filled with cum or plead to be knocked up . . . "cum in my pussy" is, though exciting, getting a tad stale from a fantasy perspective.