Lonely Among Us

Riker: Prepare to beam over the freaky looking aliens.Yar: Ahem! Welcome to the Enterprise --Selay Delegate: (sniffs) Eww! This ship stinks!Picard: Sorry about that, the cleaners won't arrive until Tuesday.

Yar: Captain! Our sensors are picking up something very large and very weird.Data: I concur. We're heading towards a massive buildup of unknown and deadly energy.Picard: Sounds like fun -- Engage!

La Forge: Hey there Worf! Don't you just love doing sensory maintenance sweeps?Worf: Actually Geordi, I'd rather be electrocuted than have to do this.Blue Electricity: (ZAP!)La Forge: Whoa! I totally didn't see that one coming!

Antican Delegate: Bring us some fresh animals to kill so that we may eat.Yar: Uh... Why don't you try some of our nice replicated food?Antican Delegate: (sniffs) UGH! This stuff stinks!Riker: Here, have this instead. It's called "Leola Root Soufflé."

Crusher: Must -- take over -- ship.Picard: Hello there Beverly.Blue Electricity: (ZAP!)Crusher: Wha--? Who're you?Picard: Fine, thanks. Hm... Why is that console behind you glowing?Data: Captain, dozens of systems have just broken down all over the ship.Picard: I wasn't talking to you, Mr. Data.

Data: Nobody knows anything about these malfunctions, sir, not even Mr. Singh.Picard: Very well, but I want him to investigate this further.Singh: B-but sir, (gulp) I have no idea what I'm doing.Picard: Don't worry, you're not wearing red. What's the worst that can happen to you?

Yar: I found these Anticans with some weapons near the Selay's quarters.Riker: Let me see that. (activates mini-lightsaber)Antican Delegate: No fair! Give it back.Riker: Hey, this thing is really cool! And Worf can use it to clean his teeth.

Wesley: Can I help you out, huh? Can I, huh?Singh: Help yourself out, sheesh!Wesley: Fine! Don't come crying to me, redshirt.Singh: I wonder what that's supposed to m-- (ZAP!) ARGH!

Captain's Log: We're all relying on Mr. Singh right now to fix the Enterprise and --Worf: (over the comm) Captain! Singh has been found sizzled and singed.Picard: Whoa! Try saying that three times real fast.

Troi: So both you and Worf are saying that you sensed something?Crusher: Yeah, but isn't that your line?Troi: Yes, I know! (sobs) Isn't it pathetic sounding?

Troi: Captain, Dr. Crusher and Worf told me that they detected an entity inside of them.Picard: WHAT? You're saying that they sensed something?Troi: Oh no, not you too! WAH!

La Forge: Sir! Something's acting funny with the helm.Picard: Let me see --Blue Electricity: (ZAP!)Picard: Data, be a good little android and take us back into the energy distortion.Data: Uh, sure. Are you feeling okay?Picard:Mwahahahaha! Yes, of course. Why do you ask?

Riker: Who are you and what've you done to our Captain?Picard: Sorry for killing Singh, but I'm sure that this won't hurt much more.Riker: What won't hurt much more?Picard: (ZAP!)Worf: ARGH! You just had to ask him that, didn't you?

Picard: I'm back! But -- where was I?Riker: Awww... That's my Captain!Yar: Hey guys, come quick! The Selay and the Anticans are killing and cooking each other.Picard: Right... You handle that one Riker and I'll go let Troi cry on my shoulder.Riker: Shoot -- I liked him better when he was made of blue lightning.
(The Enterprise ZAPS! off at Ludicrous Speed)