I was a software test engineer by day, but since I lost my job I
turned my focus to DJing, and modeling / taking photos on the side.
I am however starting a new gig in Cambridge on the 9th, so no more
lethargic days for me.

I've been throwing and promoting electronic music events since I
was 19, but haven't gotten a chance to have another since moving
back to MA from NY last summer. I have a very Do-It-Yourself
mentality and love learning how to fix just about anything and
everything. My brain is pretty much a hybrid of Mad Max and Blade
Runner; an enigma machine of sorts.

I have several vehicles, but three are of the two wheeled variety:
1989 Suzuki GSX600F, 1981 Honda GL500, and a 2009 Vespa S 150.
Riding is a big part of my life, so if you're not okay with
motorcycles we probably won't get along too awesomely. I
practically grew up at New England Dragway and enjoy racing, but
not circle track because that ish is boring A F. I've also got
about twenty or so tattoos on my feet, ankles, inner lip, and arms
(ex: http://i.imgur.com/Q3nHylw.jpg ).

I test software, throw and promote electronic music events, DJ, and
model. I dabble in photography, art, and music production, whether
it be electronic or otherwise. I have to replace my bass and
electric that were stolen, but apart form that I've got a
Stratacoustic, uke, and keyboard. I routinely play events in
upstate NY so I'm in that area every month or so.

I enjoy making ASMR videos for others who experience this
phenomenon to enjoy. Basically if you've ever felt tingles from a
head massage, light touches, or personal attention you have ASMR.
Sometimes visual and/or audio triggers can work. That's what I try
and do with my videos :)

Wearing many hats (figuratively) and making people laugh. I was a
bit of a jester for my friends back in high school, and even
somehow managed to get voted class clown despite sleeping though
80% of my senior year. Hooray for dated superlatives!

I suppose it would be my hair (currently varying shades of purple)
or attire. I spend most of my time in black leather boots and wear
a lot of clothing and jewelry that incorporates skulls. I also
absolutely love pretty dresses, but shy away from heels most of the
time because they aren't practical.

I'm a big fan of Bret Easton Ellis, movies that rope me in and make
me want to take action (oh, to be a vigilante), hilarious/complex
television shows, wonderfully composed music, and anything that
tastes delicious (pierogi, hummus, oranges, foodstuffs).

-You aren't looking for just sex
-You think the future is now
-You have a love for a broad spectrum of music and want to share
your favorite tracks / artists with me
-You want to play MTG but not with tourney decks
-You won't play Levels or Animals unless you're looking to torture
someone
-You enjoy being goofy
-You find my profile to be "super tight butthole"
-You like meat, motorcycles, and scotch
-You're Nergal from Behemoth (also acceptable: Orion)
-You're part of Cicada 3301 and are looking to recruit me
...and you are going to say more than just "hey ;)".