Friday, November 09, 2007

Somewhere in the back of my mind I have this image of Antonin Scalia getting a tattoo of the text of the Constitution in very small letters on the skin of his erect penis. That way whenever he made love to his wife he could know that he was fucking someone with the original interpretation of the words of the founding fathers. And he would know that he was regularly fucking someone over with his interpretation of the Constitution.