Happy Man Day 2014!

If you’ve somehow made it this far in life without learning about Man Day, you can get caught up here,here,here, and here. This particular Man Day, we’re preparing for a move downtown, and we’re making some tough decisions. You see, we’ll have less space in our new digs, and we can’t take everything with us—not even our walk-in humidor or massage tables!

In the true spirit of Man Day, we’re going to try to get some other chumps to do the tough work for us. Below are pictures of two storied Greenwillow relics, the Man Day cowboy and Razzle. Only one of them can move with us. You, our readers, will vote for who you think should actually go in the Dumpster, and who should come with us downtown. Let us know in the comments (sorry, this isn’t one of those fancy blogs with a poll widget). We will close the vote and announce the winner on Friday, April 4.

This is difficult, but so is being a man. We thank you for your help, and we hope you are having a fantastic Man Day!