FANTASTIC way to warm up! NOT!

FANTASTIC way to warm up! NOT!

I was doing some cooking and I have a thing for spicey food. After chopping up a couple of chillies I had to use the toilet.

I got chilly on my inner foreskin! AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! It burns! It burns! Get it off! Get it off!

I soaked my penis in milk, yoghurt, iced water and eventually had a shower. While in the shower I washed it and my hands 3 times then just let the cold water run over the top of it. I wiped the water away from eyes and “AAARRGGGHH!!!! My Eyes! They burn! Fucking Chilly! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!”

Seriously, don’t put spicey stuff on your cock or in your eyes! It hurts like fuck!

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02-15-2009, 03:39 AM

MidnightSun

I’m sorry, but I kind of giggled when I read this. My sister was cooking dinner for me the other day, and [she’s not much of a lady] and she had the same problem.. I laughed for a few hours after she did that.

PS. No, she doesn’t have a penis.. She’s just really unlady-like, and itched herself. It was funny.

It reminds me of the movie Slumdog Millionaire. Great movie. Anyway, it shows some kids in an orphanage and a couple of little girls get even with one of the little boys. They take some fresh very hot peppers, crush them up, and while he is sleeping put them on his private area. He wakes up screaming and runs to the bath to cool it down and wash it off.

They said he had “chilies on his willie.” :firejumpe

Happy gains and no “chillies on the willie.”

4Foreskin ;)

02-15-2009, 03:43 AM

buttonbuck

TS, I almost pissed myself. I know It wasn’t funny at the time, Just wear latex gloves next time. Same thing happened to me years ago jarring Habaneros and sausage. Insanely hot, felt like going to the hospital ER, rubbed the eyes also, fingers hurt for a week. It will be implanted in my mind forever!

03/15/08 Bpel 4.75" X Eg 4.4"

04/28/09 Bpel 6.50" x Eg 5.1"

Goal: To get to the other end of the ruler.

02-15-2009, 03:44 AM

MidnightSun

Originally Posted by 4Foreskin

Tossed,

That is too funny. Sorry it is at your expense. :Rolling:

It reminds me of the movie Slumdog Millionaire. Great movie. Anyway, it shows some kids in an orphanage and a couple of little girls get even with one of the little boys. They take some fresh very hot peppers, crush them up, and while he is sleeping put them on his private area. He wakes up screaming and runs to the bath to cool it down and wash it off.

They said he had “chilies on his willie.” :firejumpe

Happy gains and no “chillies on the willie.”

Ahahahaha!! Yes! I love that movie! That was a funny part too.. I laughed when he was standing there hosing himself off. I can’t imagine how much that stuff would hurt lol.

Also, I hear that it hurts like hell if you use Nair on your balls to get rid of hair. A friend of mine did it and told me the horror stories, and I just couldn’t help but laugh at him for doing it. It seemed really stupid to me to even think it wouldn’t hurt lol.

And to save you guys some trouble, never try masturbating/jelqing with Icy Hot. I once used an Icy Hot type massage oil to masturbate thinking that it would be an interesting sensation. It went on cool and minty and slowly started warming up. I kept waiting the warming sensation to level out but it just shot up to burning and I ran to the shower to rinse it off. As soon as the water hit my dick it amplified the heat(as well as the cold sensation). I pushed through the feeling and cleaned up, left with a beat red crotch and a slight minty sensation. I’m not the type to hit a girl, so I think if a girl ever cheats on me, I’ll rub some Icy Hot on the outside of a condom and watch the fireworks.

" 'Cute'?! Like its got a smiley face on the end of it! I dont want a cute dick. I want a big scary dick! One that comes out growling, RAAAR!!!! A dick with teeth, RAR RAR RAR!!!! What happened? My dick bit me look at that!" - Rodney Carrington -

02-15-2009, 04:23 AM

MidnightSun

Originally Posted by dick117

Funny shit.

And to save you guys some trouble, never try masturbating/jelqing with Icy Hot. I once used an Icy Hot type massage oil to masturbate thinking that it would be an interesting sensation. It went on cool and minty and slowly started warming up. I kept waiting the warming sensation to level out but it just shot up to burning and I ran to the shower to rinse it off. As soon as the water hit my dick it amplified the heat(as well as the cold sensation). I pushed through the feeling and cleaned up, left with a beat red crotch and a slight minty sensation. I’m not the type to hit a girl, so I think if a girl ever cheats on me, I’ll rub some Icy Hot on the outside of a condom and watch the fireworks.

OH MY GOD!! That would be horrible!! Spontaneous Combustion much? Lol. I’d probably still laugh though. It’d be funny to see what she does.