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The Trek Nation - Heart of Glory

Heart of Glory

Picard: (over the comm) Geordi, can you interpret the images your VISOR is sending to us? All we can make out is a jumble of colours.La Forge: Of course. What I'm seeing are propagating stress harmonics in the metal bulkhead. They suggest that this ship is about to break up.Data: So does the flashing "hull breach imminent" message on that big monitor screen in front of us.

Riker: Captain, you won't believe who we found over here.Korris: You insult our honour by speaking about us in the third person, you human p'taK!Picard: (over the comm) Um, let me guess....

Picard: You say a Ferengi warship attacked the old civilian freighter on which you were travelling?Korris: Yes, but the three of us easily destroyed their vessel.Picard: Armed with just two bat'leths and one d'k tagh?Konmel: As adversaries, the Ferengi are not very worthy.

Worf: Our replicators can produce Klingon food.Konmel: Including traditional dishes? Good!Korris: Computer, raw heart of human in gladst sauce!Computer: "Heart of human" may only be served roasted, charbroiled or fried.Korris: Yech! Cancel order! A true warrior does not eat baby food!

Klingons: GrrrRAAAWWWRRROWRRR!Crusher: Was that the legendary Klingon Death Howl?Picard: Yes, it lets the afterworld know that a Klingon warrior is on his way.Riker: (over the comm) Riker to Sickbay...what the hell was that noise?Worf: Nothing, Fek'l-- I mean, sir.

Worf: What were you really doing on that freighter?Korris: The peace treaty with the Federation has changed our people into gutless cattle!Konmel: We turn our backs on confusion and seek the beginning!Korris: And together we shall build a world such as this galaxy has never seen!Worf: A world of perpetual warfare and bloodshed?Konmel: We call it "Eden."

K'Nera: (over the comm) My ship is here to take the three renegade Klingons into custody.Picard: One of them has died.K'Nera: Make it two then.Picard: We shall turn them over to you as soon as you arrive.Riker: Sir, what if Worf doesn't accept your decision?Picard: Commander K'Nera, stand by to revise your total back upward.

Yar: Worf, step aside! We have orders to arrest them.Korris: She and her companions wear the colour of cowardice!Konmel: Whereas you wear the colour of blood, Worf! You belong with us!Worf: In the brig? I think not.Korris: Traitor! Sheep! Peacenik!Worf: I have heard worse insults before.Konmel: Vulcan!Worf: But not that one yet!

K'Nera: (over the comm) The renegades must be executed in disgrace.Worf: It would be more honourable for them to be torn to shreds and eaten alive by wild beasts on a savage planet!K'Nera: Living among humans has given you a soft heart, Worf.

K'Nera: (over the comm) My troops are ready to assist you in recapturing the prisoners.Picard: Thank you, but that won't be necessary. Only Korris is still alive.K'Nera: An armed Klingon warrior is no match for you.Yar: We can handle him by ourselves.K'Nera: Oh? You mean the way your guards let him break out of prison using a belt buckle?

Korris: Join me, Worf, or I will fire into the warp core!Worf: Your dreams of glory are misguided. Climb down and surrender!Korris: No! My heart is Klingon!Worf: An excellent place to aim.
(ZAP!)Korris: ARRRGGGHHH!
(THUD!)Worf: GrrrRAAAWWWRRROWRRR!Riker: (over the comm) Riker to Engineering...I'm hearing those noises again.

Picard: Korris is dead.K'Nera: (over the comm) How did he die?Worf: He died well -- with a thud rather than a splat.K'Nera: Good for him.

Riker: Would you ever consider a tour of duty on a Klingon vessel?Worf: That is unlikely to happen. I like being the only Klingon serving on a Federation ship.Riker: If our roles were reversed, I'm sure I'd feel the same way.Picard: Gentlemen, may we please stop discussing these hypothetical scenarios and get on with our work?
(The Enterprise sails away at Ludicrous Speed)