The unique call of the extinct Whooping Hootenanny bird can only be heard in the distant memories of a handful of inuits... and right here: Woot! Woot-hoot-hoople-woot-poot! Dooble-shoop-shoop! Heh, heh.

In an attempt to connect with a group of Hip Hop artists and thier fans at a speaking engagement in Harlem, Bush. flashed a gang sign he had seen on TV. Unfortunately for Bush, the sign represents the West Coasts and the president was immediately shot in the head.