AN:
Sorry for the late update, our teachers threw a load of projects
on us this week. Regarding the last chapter, the explanations for
those who didn't get it, is at the end of the story:) Thanks for
the reviews!

Disclaimer:
I don't own Flame of Recca nor a Visa credit card. (Really.)

Tokiya
in Mexico

Author: Lorraine Kristine

One
day, Tokiya decided to take a breather and told Recca to stop the
car.

"Find
an inn. I'm going to get my belongings."

"Hey
Mikagami! Who are you to tell us what to do?!

In
an instant, Tokiya threw his ice-cold glare at them and sent them to
silence.

"FIND.AN.INN."
Tokiya walked off.

After
a few hours of walking around and failing to find an inn suited to
his taste, he decided to turn back. Finally, he stopped in front of a
donkey rental place.

"The
Best Transport in La Mexico! Only Available here!" the sign
read.

''Give
me a donkey." He said to the guy, holding out his Visa credit
card.

The
guy eagerly swiped it through a credit card machine and said, "We
don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the
only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you
want to make him stop."

Tokiya
rides his ass for a while, and got grumpier and grumpier. He reached
a hotdog stall and thought, "I'll get myself a hotdog and eat it
in front of Hanabishi, Domon and Koganei later." He orders one.

The
vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call them
sausages."

Suddenly Domon, Recca and Kaoru pops in
front of him.

"Waah
Mikagami!! You got the hotdog for me? Sankyuu!" Recca
reached out for the hotdog, but Tokiya pulled it out of his reach and
wanted to eat it until he noticed his donkey starting to wander away.

Feeling
very very very grumpy and crappy by now, Tokiya handed the hotdog to
Recca.

"Hold
my sausage while I go scratch my ass."

He
couldn't understand it when Domon fainted.

AN:
Try reading it from the end, try saying the second-to-the-last
statement in public if you're a guy, or if you're a girl, ask a
guy to say it for you. You'll see odd reactions:)

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