Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? Brett: No. Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent. Vincent: A Royale with cheese. Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that? Brett: Because of the metric system? Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.--from Pulp Fiction

"I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.""not just a vampire," I [Harry Dresden] said, "a cheesy vampire. Do you think they got the point?""I think," Michael said, "that you've just insulted everyone here."

From book three of the Dresden files.

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Cute: Anything that will bring a horrible death upon unwanted visitors.

You know when they warn you about some crazy showing up here? That's me they're talking about. Tea?

Greg_ValveOLS says:hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:why?

br0kenrabbit says:Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:tos

br0kenrabbit says:terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:were?

br0kenrabbit says:Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:why

br0kenrabbit says:I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:

br0kenrabbit says:I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:k

br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:ya

br0kenrabbit says:Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:ya

br0kenrabbit says:Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

VAC Support Staff: Good evening sir, I am afraid that we are going to have to put a hold on your account.Dash: Oh, why is this?VAC Support Staff: We do not take lightly to hacking in Team Fortress 2. Now, I can put a hold on this but I will need your account details.Dash: Ah, but you see, herein lies your error. VAC is an automated process, it bans you a certain period of time after you have hacked (I believe this is so that you report back to hacking buddys that the hack is safe, allowing VAC to catch even more hackers.) It does not have a certain support staff that contact you in order to tell you that your account is going to be barred. Infact, VAC does not lock accounts at all, it just stops them from playing on VAC Secure servers.Dash: Also, right at the top of the chat log there is a notice saying that "Valve will never ask me for my username and password." Did you honestly think I'd be stupid enough to ignore that?Dash: Not to mention the confirmation dialogue box that appears when you enter your password into chat.VAC Support Staff: You'd be suprised how many people do.Dash: Most people are morons.VAC Support Staff: Yes, and I make money off these morons.Dash: How do you manage that?VAC Support Staff: Well I normally sell the hacked accounts on Ebay, Craigslist or a similar website. Most people are to stupid to contact Steam Support and get their accounts back.VAC Support Staff: Infact, I've never had a single complaint from the people I've sold the accounts to.Dash: Sounds like a pretty good way of making money.VAC Support Staff: Oh it is! Most accounts will have 10+ games on them, i generally charge $5 per game. Sometimes reducing costs depending on what offers are on right now. normally I make about $30-60 per account, not bad for a few minutes work.Dash: And it doesn't get on your conscience at all?VAC Support Staff: I tend to only scam people who are assholes.Dash: Ice burn.VAC Support Staff: Well, your name I just pulled from the Facepunch Steam group. Seeing as you have like 100 games, I could make a pretty penny from your account.Dash: Pity you'll never get your hands on it then.VAC Support Staff: oh, we'll see Dash. We will see.Dash: Okay, now I'm scared. I must say I applaud your good grammar, most people who attempt to scam me type very poorly.VAC Support Staff: It helps increase my chances of appearing legitimate.Dash: So how do you find these assholes of yours?VAC Support Staff: Well, I get reports from a lot of people who play VALVe games regularly. They'll tell me the names of some people who should really not be playing online games, people who ruin the experience for others.Dash: That's very noble of you. A modern day Robin Hood.VAC Support Staff: Nah, I don't wear a gay green suit.Dash: Touché.VAC Support Staff is now Offline.

On discussing results of those personality quizzes (this was a dog one)--Emily: -is a golden retriever- LET'S FROLIC TOGEZHER. -prances through a meadow-Pauline: -is a husky and does not frolic- SRS DOG FACE.Emily: Retrievers: play playplayplayParuHusky: нет. I r srs. Retrievers: .__. -goes back to frolicking-Pauline: -noms clearly not srs MLE!Retriever- U NED 2 B MOAR SRS HRRRRRNEmily: MLERetriever: -rollrollroll- -ignoreignore- -roll roll- -frolic- Man, if I was a dog...Pauline: Man, I'd totally hump you if I was a dog.Emily: I would hump you right back.Pauline: Yay for mutual humping.