Fortune cookies hold the answers to all of life's most important questions. Questions like "why am I alone eating Chinese food off the end of my bed while watching season 4 of How I Met Your Mother again?" Or questions like, "Dude, why is my poop always black after I eat questionable delivery Chinese food?"

Today is officially the first day of fall, so we thought we'd get you to fall in love with fall all over again before the reality of September 22 hits you hard, bros and gals. These are the funniest "fall" memes the interwebs has ever made. They're guaranteed to make you "fall" over laughing

In honor of the "first day of fall" 2017, we proudly present the ultimate compilation of people slipping and falling on ice. Watch humans step on ice, fall down... go boom. It's the ultimate compilation of people falling on ice that the interwebs has to offer. And brace yourselves, falling is coming.