Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a See All Open Sight

Lots of our readers were intrigued by Jeremy’s review of the See All Open Sight. If you were amongst ’em, you can get one for free. Just come up with the funniest, most imaginative caption for this weekend’s photo and the very same sight Jeremy used for his review will be all yours. Just be sure to get your entry in before midnight on Sunday.

[Jeremy Edit: Just to be totally clear, I’m keeping my See All and it lives on my Mosin. The sight for the winner here is a brand new sight donated by See All for TTAG to give away as a prize for this contest.]

119 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a See All Open Sight

“With Hillary Clinton taking the win in 2016, the misinformed anti-gun democrats along with “Heaven bound” Bloomberg passed sweeping nation wide gun control and confiscation. This is what is left…” (Pun intended)

“Creationist would have us all believe that the world is only 6,000 years old, the Devil made the dinosaur bones and the fossilized weapons of dino-hunters are the Devil’s handy work too.” said Fred Phelps.

Robert, Dan and Jeremy gathered their punt guns and spooled up George’s time machine to go hunt T-Rex.
Unfortunately, they only made it to June 27th, 1934.
With no new tax stamp on hand, the fun was about to begin…

“As we can see dinosaurs were quite concerned with the ergonomics of shooting, providing rifles with various lengths of pull and barrel lengths, from Deinocheirus to Tyrannosaurus (both held by the man in the middle). However, despite their innovations in firearm design, the assault weapon bans of their time limited access to simple muskets.”

We’ve created a process by which we kill an animal and carve rifle stock from the femur, which then allows us to hunt larger animals and create even bigger rifles. We’ll be hunting Michael Moore in no time!

While naysayers point to the relatively small size of velocirapors when discounting their deadlines, new fossil evidence suggests they may have figured out how to level the playing field 73 million years before Samuel Colt made all men equal.

“Irresponsible gun owner of the day: Sir Doctor Walter Huffington, esq”
…When asked as to why he would shoot a prehistoric beast thought to be long extinct, Walter responded “Well I thought they were extinct myself!”

Little known fact: Geico’s well known “caveman” series of commercials actually started off using a prehistoric ancestor of their iconic gecko mascot. Shortly after the abomination had to be put down, someone made the comment that it was so easy a caveman could do it.

Tagline: Mayors and Top Cops from around the nation pose next to assault weapons cache. With the help of uninformed masses, we might just fool these suckers and their Second Amendment into extinction! Huzzah!

“…whenever we locate a T-Rex skeleton, we’ll scour the immediate area and find, without fail, at least two or three of these specimens…for, as everyone knows, the T-Rex was indeed that eras most prolific small arms dealer.”

Three ATF agents have been cleared of excessive force allegations stemming from a raid on the Bedrock home of Fred and Wilma Flintstone, which resulted in the death of the family pet Dino. Agents claim that the animal became aggressive, trying to lick them.

I am writing to inform you that your ‘stand still and they won’t see you’ hypothesis is idiotic horses*** which almost got my team eaten. However, I finally have a trophy big enough to hold the gun with which I killed it. Perhaps you weren’t gobbled up because you’re a bad paleontologist. I’m off to go drinking and whoring with Dr. Malcolm. Go to H***.

“…with a muzzle energy sufficient to cause retroactive extinction in whatever species you hunt. Any questions?”
“And that dinosaur behind you?”
“Yesterday we were using the everyday duckbilled dinosaur to test the theory… Bob apologizes to the former duckbill ranchers out there…”

“So, I got the part where Speleo said he could use a Sea Awl for his new ‘vapor,’ but he lost me with the whatever about a big triangle and scatter guns. You guys got any idea what we’re supposed to be building here?”

During the late Triassic period many dinosaurs were buried with their firearms. Archaeologists speculate it was due to a vast and hastily written prehistoric gun ban that prevented the sale or bequeathment of the long guns to the dinosaur’s heirs. Contrary to the comet theory of popular literature, it was the purposeful defenselessness caused by this gun ban that led to the extinction of the large gun toting reptiles.

Plenty of lulls-worthy entries from people like AaronW, Jason M, Paul 53, Model66, LongBeach, Jaime Trujillo and DH34. But sometimes less is more, which is why Chris Mika wins the See All sight. Congrats.