Fans of Fox's “New Girl” know to expect almost anything from Schmidt, the skirt-chasing roommate played by Max Greenfield.

On the show, he regularly shocks (and disgusts) his friends; on the Web, Greenfield’s hilarious workout video - in character - has racked up 170,000-plus views in a few days. And on Thursday, fans can expect the truth – about anything they ask him.

Greenfield plans to tweet the truth and nothing but the truth for four hours today: from 1-5 p.m. ET/10 a.m.-2 p.m. PT. It’s a promo for the all-natural soda Zevia, which pitches itself as “no sugar, nothing artificial.” Oddly enough, Greenfield says he was drinking the soda before Zevia reached out to him.

As Nick put it, Schmidt and CeCe almost made a baby together, while Jess is dating the man he can see himself growing old with.

After acknowledging the fact that he’s had a tough year, Nick concluded that the logical thing to do was to plant tomatoes. Because, obviously. But since this is Nick, he of course became obsessive and weird with it.

Tuesday's "New Girl" was all about the kids. CeCe thought she might be pregnant with a baby Schmidt, Jess babysat Russell’s daughter, and Nick learned something interesting/disturbing about the girl he was seeing - emphasis on the word "girl."

Some stuff happened to Winston, too, but his storyline was pointless and boring. Why can't Winston get any plot love, writers?

While babysitting the Fancyman's kid, Sarah, Jess tried to bond by having girl talk. Sarah then asked Jess a series of awkward questions: “Do you and my dad ever dry lump? Is sexting cool? Have you done a 99? How do you make love to a person animal style?”

After Jess realizes she’s sort of living with Fancyman, er Russell, she decides that the two of them should spend the weekend at her place.

She asks the guys to be normal when Russell comes over, so naturally his stay was filled with awkward moments.

Winston landed an interview to be a research assistant for a sports radio host played by Phil Hendrie, who turns out to be a huge jerk. Former NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar works at the radio station, and slides Winston a note that warns him to “get out” and that he “will die” there.