“Every time it throws a shoe, I fall for it...
next time, I'm not getting outta my bed for anything!”Roy
Gathercoal

“Excuse
me, ma'am, could you explain to me again why it's better this way?”
“I
may be bigger than her, but she carries concealed weapons.”
“Are you sure this is a magic basket?
I've sat in it for two days but so far no bones have appeared.”
Jacqui Graham