It’d be pretty expensive though due to how often it would be collected on…

Maybe they can recruit REF as their door-to-door immortal insurance salesman 😉

“Nations largest provider of insurance against people like me! Only fifteen minutes-”
*bam* *bam*
“hey, that wasn’t very nice, now as I was saying-”
*bam* *bam*
“Alright than, I’ll put you on the call-back later list”
*bam*.