Mama Jokes | Part 4 *(for academic
purposes only)

Your mother pooped in our backyard. Put it away please.
When your mother lies on her stomach, she gets vertigo!Yo
mama steals your pocket money.Your dad drives your mama to
work with a forklift. There’s no way she’d fit in the car.Yo
mama so fat, she works as an outdoor cinema screen.When your mom farts, even
the skunks outside have problems breathing.Yo Mama has
more chins than a Chinese phone book!They banned your
mother from Walmart.Yo mama was recently mistaken for a changing
room in Walmart.Your mama so dumb, she sold her car to
have money for the gas!
Your mama's so fat and old, she was the reason Dracula vanished – she gave
him diabetes.Yo mama has this running joke that she goes to the
bathroom and when she walks out, announces loudly how she’s 30 lb lighter.
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Sadly, this is true.When yo mama says, “Hey, I’m only a
human,” the scales from the bathroom yells, “One and a half human!”
Yo mama so fat, the selfie stick just ain’t long enough for her.
Yo mama so hideous, she can’t attract even the mosquitos!
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