2003-09-08The Boss asks Wally to find a way to send Internet data via the sewer system to match the power grid.Start of saga: Wally manages a project to send Internet data via the sewer system
Technology, Internet, broadband, power grid, sewer, washroom, data, competitor, Boss, Wally

2003-09-15Asok complains no one responded to him since he became project manager, so he finished the project himself.Project, returned my calls, e-mail, graduate, India Institute of Technology, finish, sleep, train, holiday, superior, Asok, Wally, Alice, Boss

2003-09-25The Boss announces the company has outsourced its programming work to Elbonia to take advantage of the time difference.Outsourcing, programming, Elbonia, time difference, requirements, code, laptop, pretend, Boss, Elbonian, Wally, Dilbert

2003-09-29The Boss says he can't give Dilbert a raise because then there would be no room for a raise next year.Performance Review, salary, deserve, raise, disincentivised, mope, muscle, motivation, weak, Boss, Dilbert

2003-09-30Catbert's new policy is for employees to inform their boss before applying for internal positions.Personnel, job opening, policy, inform, apply, purr, good luck, disloyal, back stab, ingrate, Catbert, Boss, Tina