Remember the Crazy Charlie Sheen sex doll? Well, it was the beginning of the end. Robosexuals will be all over the place as soon as WalMart gets some cheap Chinese copies of those Japanese sexbots in sock.

Hi guys, this is Tom from Bachelorette.com. We sell all of this crap including the Crackhead Charlie doll. The Just-In Beaver doll is on the floor of our office right now, it is brand new. The funny thing about these products is that inside the box they are all the exact same doll. The company that makes these things is trolling us all. Don't get me wrong, they sell well, but I think it is funny that you get the same doll no matter what the box is.

There was an old HBO's Real Sex where three hot women tested a male version of the Real Doll. Real Dolls are more like silicone mannequins rather than that ridiculous inflatable crap, and somewhat heavy. Sex dolls seem mostly useless for women, but watching them struggle with it gave me some funny feelings.

What's the difference between Jesus and Justin Bieber?Jesus doesn't go around thinking he's Justin Bieber.Whoever that anonymous twink on the box cover there is, I'm willing to bet he can sing better and is less of a douche.

steve_lou:There was an old HBO's Real Sex where three hot women tested a male version of the Real Doll. Real Dolls are more like silicone mannequins rather than that ridiculous inflatable crap, and somewhat heavy. Sex dolls seem mostly useless for women, but watching them struggle with it gave me some funny feelings.

What's the difference between Jesus and Justin Bieber?Jesus doesn't go around thinking he's Justin Bieber.Whoever that anonymous twink on the box cover there is, I'm willing to bet he can sing better and is less of a douche.

tomnardone206:Hi guys, this is Tom from Bachelorette.com. We sell all of this crap including the Crackhead Charlie doll. The Just-In Beaver doll is on the floor of our office right now, it is brand new. The funny thing about these products is that inside the box they are all the exact same doll. The company that makes these things is trolling us all. Don't get me wrong, they sell well, but I think it is funny that you get the same doll no matter what the box is.

tomnardone206:Hi guys, this is Tom from Bachelorette.com. We sell all of this crap including the Crackhead Charlie doll. The Just-In Beaver doll is on the floor of our office right now, it is brand new. The funny thing about these products is that inside the box they are all the exact same doll. The company that makes these things is trolling us all. Don't get me wrong, they sell well, but I think it is funny that you get the same doll no matter what the box is.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews7 of 8 people found the following review helpful4.0 out of 5 stars I'm a Beleaver! November 5, 2012By B. KerrEven though I'm a straight man, I "Never Say Never (feat. Jaden Smith)" to trying new things! You won't "beliebe" your eyes how lifelike this doll is!

As soon as the box showed up in the mail, I was like a grown-up adult at a candy shoppe. I unwrapped the package with such fever, I had feared that I had torn Bieber a new one! "Easy, ol' chap," I muttered to myself as my clumsy fingers unfolded what was soon to be the barely legal boy of my dreams, "you don't want to scare the poor fellow."

I splayed the Biebs across my kitchen floor, a small gasp escaped my lips. Even as a lifeless, deflated vinyl corpse, he. Looked. GORGEOUS.

I immediately lunged to the air valve and began blowing as though my life depended on it. (I'm ashamed to admit that I passed out one or two times!) Within two hours, he was complete.

I immediately broke out in a sweat at the presence of the Purple Passion as I placed it across my bed. I was CONSTANTLY reminding myself that this was a Just-In Beaver Love Doll and NOT THE ACTUAL JUSTIN BIEBER. I caught myself nervously asking the doll: "D-do you like music?" and then uttering to myself: "Stupid!"

We slipped under the covers. I began cooing the song "Baby" into the Biebz' rubber-dinghy ear.

You know that moment in your life where you wish you could freeze time and live it forever because it's so perfect? Well, beliebe me, I do.

That night, I f***ed the s*** outta that thing.

Thanks Pipedream! You made my Pipedream a pipe-reality!

P.S. I only gave four stars because the delivery man was especially rude. :(

Wayne 985:steve_lou: There was an old HBO's Real Sex where three hot women tested a male version of the Real Doll. Real Dolls are more like silicone mannequins rather than that ridiculous inflatable crap, and somewhat heavy. Sex dolls seem mostly useless for women, but watching them struggle with it gave me some funny feelings.

What's the difference between Jesus and Justin Bieber?Jesus doesn't go around thinking he's Justin Bieber.Whoever that anonymous twink on the box cover there is, I'm willing to bet he can sing better and is less of a douche.

I actually saw that episode. They all got off on it, didn't they?

Sure seemed like they did. I taped that segment. Good thing, too. Later repeats of those shows have totally different music, which sometimes gets annoying.