Thursday, January 24, 2008

In case y’all were wondering what a wild and crazy woman does to pass the child-free time when she’s not out on dates with old men, giggly women, manginas or wolf-creatures then this is your lucky day.

One Evening This Week:Walked the dog - Shoveled snow- Attempted to thaw out by drinking wine - Pretended to be interested in cooking dinner - Microwaved a jello pudding cup to see if it would explode (yes!) - Drank more wine - Ate left over chili - Stuffed Kleenex up my nose to stop the flow of now defrosted boogers from oozing down my face - Drank more wine - Went to bed.

Tonight I’m bribing the ex with food for compu-favors! Yes, I am a whore and I’m not afraid to use the power of Yummy-Pork-Chops in order to get my needs satisfied. I’ve a new DVD burner just waiting to be jammed into place. Yay for men who are easy!

P.S. Get well soon! I hate the sticking-Kleenex-up-my-nose stage of a cold. Okay, well, I hate every stage of a cold except finally feeling better, but you know. That part particularly stinks. (Or it would, if you could smell anything...)

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Walking through my days with dignity(ha!), grace(hahaha!) and a raunchy sense of humor. I'm fabulously sassy with a dash of outrageous. Not quite a Mommy Blog and not quite a sex site, I'm just trying to figure out how the hell you do this "LIFE" thing with NO DAMN INSTRUCTION BOOK!