Akiva "I'm gonna sue the Kiwi Farms" Cohan thought it would be a brilliant idea to file a spurious Ethics Complaint against Ty Beard of BHBH... and outright claimed that Ty harassed him, doxed him, and PERSONALLY spread photos of his children. Ty snapped back hard enough that I think even GOD felt the impact.

This stupid, sad, irrelevant cuck is so super ass blasted that he couldn't sue you motherfuckers, that he went out of his way to send an Ethics Complaint stained with his little cuck tears to the Texas Bar Administration... Ty and Nick tore the goddamn thing apart and pointed out ~7 blatant lies within it, and then Ty brought the goddamn hammer down.

Ty confirmed that he will be having a nice long exchange with the New York Bar Administration and filing a VERY strongly worded complaint about Akiva's little lying problem. Ty's ALSO going to be speaking to Akiva's lawfirm due to the fact that Akiva has allegedly been using said law firm's computers to fuck about on TWITTER.

And the absolute cherry on top of this sweet, sweet sundae?

Akiva swore under oath that everything he said was true and correct- not only can Ty prove he's lying outright thanks to Nick's stream, but Ty also has ~300 of Akiva's own tweets that further prove he blatantly lied under oath... and every single one is going to be attached to Ty's Ethics Complaint against Akiva AND Ty's letter to Akiva's lawfirm.

Ty's also going to inform the Texas and New York BAR of a material fact that Akiva conveniently left out:
Akiva literally doxed himself when he posted his full address on his PUBLIC Facebook and was too goddamn stupid to redact his own motherfucking home address.

Akiva really is the KING of Castle Dumb Cuck, and if he loses his job, I'm going to throw a goddamn party~

When you become obsessed with your enemy, you become the enemy. There's no way these fuck-ups let a lawyer of any reputable company keep their job, those businesses hinge on some form of neutrality and a reputation of confidentiality and competence.

They're getting a boxed complaint, showing that he made shitposts on the clock, provoking legal folks over a case in a different state that does not involve him, and picking fights with people online.
And now they're in the middle of this shit, which they don't need. So he's a liability. He's in the shithouse now.

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge

I wonder if Texas exempts ethics complaints against lawyers from defamation the way Minnesota does. Either way, it continues to amaze me how these idiots feel the need to insert themselves into internet drama that has nothing to do with them as if such shit can't fuck with a career.

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