Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Jokes

Seen this week on the internet. Some really witty incisive humorous jokes.
(Irony for the benefit of anyone who isn't sure.)
1) The only problem I get is premenstrual women dog walkers when I'm driving some times.
2) Roll me in chocolate and feed me to the Lesb**ns.
3) Lesb*ans are great,every man should have 2 of them.

While all women always think this is every man's fantasy... and this one is not totally adverse to the idea in principle, the reality is that true lesbians, by their very nature, are in fact pretty useless when it comes to us... as they, by definition, don't like 'dick'!

We (men) in turn have a fixation with our genitalia... some of us (it is often noted) even have our brains there... and feel very much like Eric Idle does, when he says, "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"!