Pam Grier alleges in her new memoir that she and comedian Richard Pryor broke up because he would get so coked out that it actually caused a dangerous build up of the drug in her VAJAYJAY!

How is that even effing POSSIBLE?!

Well, according to Dr. Jan Gurley, it's NOT, because one's body apparently processes cocaine in areas according to the speed of its blood flow, and one's lady parts happen to be "very forgiving."

She goes on to explain what happened to Pam:

"It's extremely unlikely that there could be any toxic vagina effect of cocaine. All in all, having any doctor tell any patient something like that smacks of either misremembered recall on the patient's part, or, possibly more likely, a sleazy attempt by a vaguely irresponsible doc to scare someone into making a major life change. This whole topic is yet another morality tale showing yet another reason why it's so important to insist on a condom."

Wow.

Well this is still the freakiest shiz we've heard all week! We like the message, though - coke peen or not, WRAP IT UP, folks!