When I said we’d only announce one-and-only breakthrough products, I wasn’t kidding. Today, I’m pleased to announce the new Schiit Glo, the world’s only atomic-powered portable headphone amplifier!

Featuring a 1.5 x 10E6 year half-life (or 15 million years for those more math-challenged folks), the Glo will never need charging, ever!

But that’s not all. With its innovative zero-point-energy gain stage, Glo produces infinite power at unmeasurable noise and distortion. Further innovations include 100% asbestos PC boards, proprietary mercury-tungsten solder, and lightweight beryllium chassis.

To ensure safe usage, we have an array of accessories planned, such as lead gloves for adjusting volume control, lead-lined carrying case with space for your iPhone or Android phone, a dosimeter, Geiger counter, and an app for tracking your exposure.

Furthermore, this debuts an entirely new feature of Schiit Audio—the lifetime warranty. We’re fully confident that Glo will last longer than you will!