“Handling to eat the asphalt frame and swingarm in aluminium.” The lost-in-translation list of not-quite-benefits in this official promo video for the Aprilia Tuono V4R are almost as bad as the Nickelback soundtrack. Yes, really, in the year 2010 a motorcycle manufacturer did actually pay to associate its product with Nu Metal. They might as well have just called the bike the Aprilia Tries Too Hard.