* Berg-brains are lining up to reserve a spot on a cruise ship that will follow the Titanic’s ill-fated route in commemoration of the 100th anniversary of the liner’s trip to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Tickets start at $3,000 for the “Titanic Memorial Cruise,” which will depart in April 2012. Fittingly, the fee does not include a return trip.

Officials from Fred Olsen Cruise Lines make no promises, but the ship Balmoral is expected to actually make it to New York this time.