Shag, Marry or Dump: The women of “Modern Family”

At last night’s Screen Actor’s Guild Awards Modern Family took home another trophy, bringing their awards season bling grand total to one badrillion golden statues. What do you say we put the ladies of America’s favorite comedy to the real test. Who would you choose to shag, marry or dump between Sarah Hyland (dude, she’s 22!), Julie Bowen, and Sofia Vergara. (By the way, if you’ve never seen Ellen and Vergara together, you should do yourself a favor and YouTube every one of their interview clips. Start here.)