Frank: Anything you can say, I can say softer.Annie: I can say anything softer than you.Frank: No, you can't. (Softly)Annie: Yes, I can. (Softer)Frank: No, you can't. (Softer)Annie: Yes, I can. (Softer)Frank: No, you can't. (Softer)Annie: Yes, I can. (Softer)Frank: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

Frank: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.Annie: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!Frank: I can open any safe.Annie: Without bein' caught?Frank: Yes.Annie: That's what I thought.....you crook!

Frank: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.Annie: I can hold any note longer than you.Frank: No, you can't.Annie: Yes, I canFrank: No, you can't.Annie: Yes, I canFrank: No, you can't.Annie: Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!Frank: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Annie:Anything you can wear, I can wear better.In what you wear I'd look better than you.

Frank: In my coat?Annie: In your vest!Frank: In my shoes?Annie: In your hat!Frank: No, you can't!Annie: Yes, I can....Yes, I CAN!