Thursday, May 17, 2007

Hey, A Contribution From Thom Tiffy

Dr. Tiffy took a rare break from his profitable proctology practice to help the author disseminate information to the populus regarding all the benefits that come along with being a Cincinnati Reds fan. Unfortunately, his form of "dissemination," more often than not, takes on the form of what might be described as hate mail. There's no firm line there, I'm just going off what the restraining order said. Anyway, apparently he's not particularly familiar with the current roster.

The Reds Rocket proudly documents the beauty of all which is, was, and will be Cincinnati Reds baseball. Through the use of advanced technology, information is collected and disseminated to the populace from the author's personal blimp hovering high above central Arizona.