Stumbling Stoned to Offense Rock

A Stone of Stumbling and a Rock of Offense

In keeping with the mission to amuse and enrich the People of Earth, Stumbling Stoned to Offense Rock is the flagship song for the 6SucksSex.com website and Sick Twisted Loving Jesus album of industrial punk roots rock by 6 Sucks Sex.

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The lyrics are a hodge-podge of irreverently reverent one-liners, creating a big picture of this Universe, Reality, Love, Life, God, Christ and the Bible that you and your family and friends can sing and dance along to.

The vocals and music mesh together in a rollicking bump-n-grind harmonic rhythm that may put you in the mood to burn up the dance floor with God on your side, and start a fire for the Holy Spirit with your honey in bed – if you’re sick, twisted and loving Jesus.

Video

If you like stoopid rhymes for God, you’ll love the video – it features me acting, singing and dancing like an idiot, or at least a fool for Christ. To keep myself humble, give a nod to good taste, interest polite society, pay a decent respect to the opinions of man-and-womankind, and show off my class, in the video I’m rocking a douche swoosh and two collared, button down, long-sleeved shirts (one wardrobe change).

Perhaps in a future video or performance I’ll wear two collared shirts at the same time, to double my style, for all my fave fans, haters and biters. If you see it elsewhere, you heard it here first. And if someone’s done the double-collar look before, then i might just go to 3 or 4 or a half-dozen! I’ll be sextuple-stoopid-stylin’ it! The triple-S for the 6 Sucks Sex! And no poser-zombie MC can pull off the reality-defying triple-swirling mohawk and random-razor-attack haircuts I’m willing and able to wear! Yes, I am a parody of myself – how did i get so lucky, you ask?

The video music mix has an extra-special flavor of noise from iPhone playback and mouth-along during recording. Personally, I like it better than the original – it’s likely to be the more popular version of the song.

The Weeds in the Scriptures

Other than being pro-Jesus, pro-freedom, ridiculous and mocking and opening the small minds, hypocritical plank-filled eyes and finger-pointing, judgmental, Phariseeic fundamentalist ‘Christianity’, the lyrics to the Stumbling Stoned song aren’t relevant to the current debate in the civilized world over the morality or legalization of marijuana for medicinal, industrial, manufacturing, recreational and other uses. However, using the power of government and wealth to persecute, malign and oppress (disfiguratively crucify) people for wanting to use a plant – a plant that has many practical and beneficial uses, including foods, textiles, oils, medicines, religious/spiritual practices, and recreational diversions, a plant with a history of human use dating to 3000 BCE – does seem like a small-minded, bigoted, prejudiced, worldly, ungodly, unloving, unkind and unchristian thing to do.

He will be a holy place; for both Israel and Judah he will be a stone that causes people to stumble and a rock that makes them fall. And for the people of Jerusalem he will be a trap and a snare. Many of them will stumble; they will fall and be broken to pieces, they will be snared and captured. Isaiah 8:14-15

Therefore the Lord God said: “Look, I have laid a stone in Zion a tested stone, a precious cornerstone, a sure foundation; the one who believes will be unshakable.” Isaiah 28:16

As it is written: “See, I lay in Zion a stone that causes people to stumble and a rock that makes them fall, and the one who believes in him will never be put to shame.” Romans 9:33. Paul geniusly but probably ignorantly conflates Isaiah 8:14 and Isaiah 28:16. See also 1 Cor 1:23 and 1 Peter 2:8.

13 ‘What shall I do?’ asked the owner of the vineyard. ‘I will send my beloved son. Perhaps they will respect him.’

14 But when the tenants saw the son, they discussed it among themselves and said, ‘This is the heir; let us kill him, and the inheritance will be ours.’ 15 So they threw him out of the vineyard and killed him.

What then will the owner of the vineyard do to them? 16 He will come and kill those tenants, and will give the vineyard to others.”

And when the people heard this, they said, “May such a thing never happen!”

17 But Jesus looked directly at them and said, “Then what is the meaning of that which is written: ‘The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone’?
18 Everyone who falls on this stone will be broken to pieces, but he on whom it falls will be crushed.” Luke 20:13-18

Lyrics to Stumbling Stoned

Well … If you like stoopid rhymes, I’ve whipped up a batch
Cuz God’s got mo flava than yo mama’s snatch
The living God today and always
I AM the life, the truth and the way

From no thing springs all things
Returning home within everything
In an endless ocean of love so deep
Into life we wake from sleep

And it’s all good, cuz God is Love
And it’s all good, cuz I’m all about love
And it’s all good, cuz we’re made of love
And it’s all good, cuz we love to love
Oh my God! Ooh la lah!

Amazing life and words in history
My jaw hits the floor, so do my knees
Wanna be with you, be like you
“Abba, forgive them, for they know not what they do”

Son of David, Son of Man,
Son of God, son of the damned
Our rebellion’s become our liberation
Judging none, love for everyone

And it’s all good, cuz God is Love
And it’s all good, cuz I’m all about love
And it’s all good, cuz we’re made 4 love
And it’s all good, cuz we love to love
Oh my God! Ooh la lah!