We can't get a fugging trampoline in our school because anyone getting hurt will sue the crap out of the school and yet, in Russia the entire road is covered with them. Actually, covering everything with trampolines could be one hell of a defense mechanism against missile attacks.

Terrorist 1: "Shoot the missile!"

"Bang"

Terrorist 1: "Look it is hitting the target now!"

"Boinngggggggggggg!"

Terrorist 2 watching the missile descend back down on them: "We need to get some of those trampoliny thingys"