because after a mix up with a tesco order I fond myself with 32 rashers last weds. I'm now down to 8 but it's been a struggle. Today's lunch is going to be- bacon roll.
I don't have the same thing every day though- sometimes nothing, sometimes a roll and sausage and scone, or porridge, about more than half the time toast and honey/ jam/ or peanut butter.

get up 7:50
put porridge in microwave for 9 mins at medium
wait 4.5 mins (maybe piss?)
take porridge out and stir
put porridge back in for remaining time
shower
dress
porridge should now be just about cool enough to eat
stir it so the dry top bit and the wet bottom bit get mixed up
eat
clean teeth
go

bought a litre of yoghurt, stirred in half a pack of muesli, put it back in the fridge and now every morning i can just tuck into that with fuck all preparation involved. need to get some more fruit in there maybe

I put one cup of porridge oats in a bowl with just over a cup of semi skimmed milk and stir it. Often I add a handful of raisins at this point too. Then I leave it in the fridge and in the morning I have a delicious bowl of slop for breakfast. Sometimes I put a spoon of honey on top in the morning too.

bloody lovely, full of fruit and grains. £1.49 or something ridic, beats any of that Jordans Organic stuff easily. Sometimes I make my own porridge and take that to work, have it with salt and a splodge of honey. Proper porridge as well, steel cut pinhead oatmeal, done using the overnight no-cook method.