Cheaper To Chop Her: Men (And Women) That Got Caught Trying To Pay For That Poon

Celebrities Caught Ordering Prostitutes

Sigh. It’s about time people legalize prostitution. But since it’s not, people get caught red-handed and face some penalties and embarrassment whenever it happens. It’s hard to imagine that celebrities have to pay for the pooty tao but they do.

Take a look at celebs that tried to pay for the goods.

Eddie Murphy – He got caught with a tranny in his whip. And, y’know, ew.

Hugh Grant – Can’t forget his similarly stupid decision and getting caught with a dude in his truck.

Eliot Spitzer – He tried to get rid of prostitution then got found out as a frequent flier at his favorite brothel.

Matt Barnes – The gossip world was abuzz when a certain Candy Supathroat or Megahead or Uberdome or whatever her name was went to twitter to blast Matt Barnes for receiving her sloppy top.

Tiger Woods – Who wasn’t he trying to bang?

Alex Rodriguez – He was supposedly on the same list as Eliot Spitzer. Why get prostitutes when you’re banging Cameron Diaz?!

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Ne-Yo – He snapped a picture of himself with a transvestite hooker. We’re sure it was just a mistake. *Cough*

Obama’s Secret Service – They put national security in danger for $50 blowjays.

D’Angelo – Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Every lady wanted to give him the business now he’s paying for some action.

Eve – Rumor has it that a night of fun for her included a night of hired “help” for her telly. Swag.