GREG PUCIATO GOT TAYLOR MOMSEN A CHAIR

Love will do strange things to a man, I know. And The Dillinger Escape Plan’s Greg Puciato is in love with porn star Jenna Haze (who is apparently retiring for performing, one might assume for the sake of her relationship with the vocalist). So while on the one hand, yes, it is extremely weird to see Puciato walk out on stage during a Taylor Momsen/The Pretty Rockless concert and provide a chair for Lil’ Ms. Momsen to sit on while Haze gives her a lap dance, I want to make it clear that I’m not giving Puciato any shit. Because if Jenna Haze told me to get on my hands and knees and be Taylor Momsen’s chair, I would probably do it.

Here’s video of the… welll… “incident” is too strong a word… but, y’know, the thing that happened. Puciato makes his cameo around the 2:31 mark: