Couldn’t stand her grating-voiced lectures as a Tory MP but how joyous are Ann Widdecombe’s breasts as they precede her by a couple of feet on Strictly.

And her roguishness grows apace with her popularity – or was this oft self-proclaimed virgin’s demand for Craig Revel Horwood to “just give me one and be done with it” no more than a pleasing ignorance of the modern vernacular?