Packs of wild dogs roaming free and terrorizing the countryside. next we'll be living in tent cities, FEMA trailers, etc. while _______ with assault rifles kill our women and children. Sorry to be a debbie downer, but I thought yall ought to know.

"it's possible some of the four or five dogs in the pack aren't wild and go home to their owners during the day." I just turned to my dog and said, "Don't ever let me find out that you joined a gang and have anything to do with these killings!" Then I did the "I'm watching you" hand gesture. He looks really guilty.