Some would argue that the bonds and chains of love are preferable to liberty, Dr_Evil. Not me, though. Best off out of it, son. Was the holiday the final straw? Tell us about it. Bet she was a right beehatch, eh?

Oh come come - don't be mad at me....I didn't trash your flat. In the real world I don't exist...however, if I did I reckon I'd still get fantastic bite ups from Normans with a football forum as an emotional crutch.

Dr_Evil - you post what you want flower.....just don't get tetchy when a member of the fairer sex chooses to dig you out a little. Now - what if I bought you one of those jackets? You'd be back off the market again in no time??!! Huh??!!

Dr_Evil - you're simply evolving and adjusting to your recently aquired single status. To be honest, your moods are going to be all over the place, I suspect your breasts will encounter some swelling and you may be a little nautious in the mornings....oh wait.....wrong crisis.

Oh God - wirral....is this not a dating site where I can find the man of my dreams and live happily ever after in rural Oxfordshire? Buggggar - this happened once before - the next thing you know I was at a football match shouting something along the lines of...

curmonbora

Horrid set of people - they must have been on day release from somewhere. Torture, pure torture.

Dr_Evil - alas I must cast aside the shackles of being Perfect Pat - some people (unimaginitive and a bit 'pokey') were disgruntled with the whole idea of it.....said it was a bit dated like. I think the same people have issues with ejaculation.

Many Taureans have been madly attracted to their opposite sign, Scorpio. The powerful drive and magnetic appeal of the Mars and Pluto-driven Scorpio is irresistible for you. Opposites do attract.
Your first meeting with a Scorpio will be overwhelming. You’ll probably be bewildered by the waves of passion you feel when you’re around them, even if you don’t know them yet. Scorpio will feel the same way about you; there’s an undeniable connection between Mars and Venus.
Scorpio is a fixed water (ice) sign. The action of water on earth in this case will not be entirely fluid. The cold inflexibility of Scorpio will conflict with your earthy stick-to-your-guns approach. You will agree on some things, but endlessly debate others, and you’ll go head to head quite often. If your partnership is to work long term, both of you will need to learn to accept the other’s viewpoint, even when you disagree with it.
Scorpio needs to express love through sex, and though this may flatter you at first, you’ll soon need something more affectionate and sensitive. If it’s not there, you may not be able to stay in the relationship — it’s too intense. You are ‘touchy-feely’ too, but you don’t want just sex!
The pluses here are that Scorpio will help you explore the part of you where love and sensuality can reach their peak, and you can help Scorpio get in touch with their softer side and learn to let go.
Oddly, this combination will bring challenges in the area of money and its control. Though you’ll nurture and love each other, these issues will become a major testing ground for you both. You will both need to make an effort here.
Most Scorpios will fare well with you, Taurus, but those born between 24 October and 2 November are ideal. They will, on the whole, be compatible emotionally, mentally and sexually. You can make long-term plans and commitments with them.
With those born between 3 November and 12 November, you are better off sticking to social activities and friendship. There is also a strong spiritual and karmic aspect between you and these people. Neptune, the planet of idealism, will trigger some unique experiences between you. If you are a hard-core materialist, these natives of Cloud Nine might be too far above planet Earth for you.
People born between 13 November and 22 November are only moderately compatible with you. They are very emotional — they are the very ‘watery’, sensitive Scorpios, up and down like yo-yos. You want far more emotional consistency and steadiness than most of them can offer.