I don't know why anyone would think you to be a troll. I don't think you're supposed to be talking sexual topics in this forum. Usually the only people that brag/talk about it are the ones that actually don't get any.

Surely I'm not the only one who thought this thread would go this way. Thread locked, warning issued. Not purging it because I'm tired of being accused of being a Nazi by people claiming they didn't write what they wrote.