My friends birthday is comeing up, And she does not like elmo. She feels he is over rated and rather anoying with his little gold fish and laugh. I intend to film me destroying a tickle me Elmo Doll, Put it on youtube, title it "Happy Birthday!" put the remains of elmo in a box, wrap it up all pretty leave it on her doorstep saying "Happy Birthday!" serial killer style in a way, inside will say "Check your email" And inside that Email will be a link to this youtube video I have previously posted. (Russian Doll style aswell as serial killer style ... Awesome)

Latter I take her out clubbing and give her a real present in case this is not a good birthday present.

Now that you know my reasons I need the Bad Movies.Org community to help me execute this plan. In terms off anything you feel is worth mentions. Exsept. "Oh don't kill Elmo he is awesome!" Just give me advice on toruture and maybe filming techniqes for the youtube Seasame Street Snuff film.

NOW POST!

Love Alice! <3 *~

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Then I did not just look into the mirror, I looked through the mirror...

You can't go wrong with burning. Or stick some lady fingers in its mouth and light them. See if they blow off his head.It'd be neat to cut out its eyes and put them on its lap and put ketchup or some red food coloring dribbling from its sockets, then take a picture. :)

I like retrorussell's torture ideas. As a small added touch, though, you need to put an X on each eyeball. If you have a wide-bladed knife, you could even put ketchup on the side of the blade away from the camera and cut Elmo's throat, leaving a "bloody" gash.

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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Personally I would say put a little noose around it's neck and hang it from a tree. Have a nice opening shot panning up to the hanging elmo (bonus points if it's giggling), then someone with a ski mask and a baseball bat comes into frame. Then you have some fun with an elmo pinata.

A 12-gauge shotgun loaded with double-ought buckshot would be spectacular.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Personally I would say put a little noose around it's neck and hang it from a tree. Have a nice opening shot panning up to the hanging elmo (bonus points if it's giggling), then someone with a ski mask and a baseball bat comes into frame. Then you have some fun with an elmo pinata.

Your friend will have a fun video, and some bashed up elmo remains.

The pinata idea is a good one. Fill its belly with candy and some red liquid so when kids bash it open it explodes with blood and candy innards.

You can't go wrong with burning. Or stick some lady fingers in its mouth and light them. See if they blow off his head.It'd be neat to cut out its eyes and put them on its lap and put ketchup or some red food coloring dribbling from its sockets, then take a picture. :)

Fire definatly was my first though, Since it would be melting and laughing and this would imply a long, long drawn out death. But different methos off bruning the elmo doll makes the difference.

Why did I not think of that! The only probblem with that is electronic and other dangerous materiels may fly everywhere and if one off the blades hits something that conducts electricity. It may not end well. Still it sounds too cool to not at least see if it can go well.

I like retrorussell's torture ideas. As a small added touch, though, you need to put an X on each eyeball. If you have a wide-bladed knife, you could even put ketchup on the side of the blade away from the camera and cut Elmo's throat, leaving a "bloody" gash.

I am loving these special effects ideas! Cause I take pride in the film quality off stuff that goes on youtube.

Personally I would say put a little noose around it's neck and hang it from a tree. Have a nice opening shot panning up to the hanging elmo (bonus points if it's giggling), then someone with a ski mask and a baseball bat comes into frame. Then you have some fun with an elmo pinata.

Your friend will have a fun video, and some bashed up elmo remains.

I may need mexican music for that! a creative way to kill. Like propper snuff film maker,