I basically like to share whatever is on my mind at any given moment. Hopefully it will be something that makes you think, but don't hold your breath.

Monday, December 28, 2009

AMAZING RESULTS!

Have you ever wanted to have a makeover, but just didn't have the funds or the guts to go to a professional? No worries! Now, you can have a make-over in the privacy of your own home! That's right! I have devised a new plan to help those of us who don't get out much to lose 5-15 lbs. without diet or exercise! Amazingly the results are practically instantaneous. I call it the "No Sweat Makeover" plan. The steps are simple: DON'T WEAR SWEATS! That's all there is to it. Well, that and taking a shower, shaving, applying makeup, fixing your hair and actually putting on a dress and heels, but other than that - nothing to it! With this simple plan, you too can go from frumpy, bored housewife to half-way decent looking, bored housewife! I know, it sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? But it isn't! Act now before it's too late. Some restrictions apply.