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I’m one of those guys who always overreacts. My car won’t start in the morning and I’m convinced the whole electrical system is shot, but it turned out it was only a dead battery. Car broke down on the highway and I was sure the whole engine needed to be replaced, but it turned out I was just out of gas.

So I tried to stop overreacting, and wouldn’t you know it, the one time I don’t overreact it turned out there was a real problem. My tire was low the other day, and it turned out I have a brain tumor.

That joke would have really been funny if I actually had a brain tumor.