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Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Not Funny: World Orgasm Contest - And The Winner Is -----

Hosted by comedian Chris Trew, the competition
brought together a myriad of performers and the rules were simple:
There must always be an imaginary partner on stage and all orgasms must
be simulated.

What started out as a one-time parody of an Air Guitar competition in
Austin, Texas, four years ago has grown into a 14-city tour that
culminates in a final world competition in December.

Men and women separately took the stage to perform their best solo
sex acts for a crowded house of drooling onlookers, while a trio of
female judges critiqued the show based on comedic appeal, sexual
performance range and sexual energy.

Though this year had a noticeably smaller turn out, Trew says it brought some of the best performances he's ever seen.

The
winner was returning champ, Jam Out With My Clam Out, who donned a
geisha-inspired floor length robe, granny glasses, a head full of hair
curlers and strap on rubber breasts for a finishing touch.

For her performance, Jam Out acted out a scene in which her
(imaginary) husband died and she used her sexual prowess to try and
revive him through his penis sans her teeth........ Huffington Post