As I’m currently irritated by everything that’s warm including the hot breeze that’s coming off my computer, please amuse yourselves in the archives. I will be back if I can find a computer terminal in an air conditioned building. But don’t count on it.

WELCOME TO MY PRECARIOUSLY BALANCED UNIVERSE…

...in which I ask important questions like "If I'm the centre of the universe, why don't I get my way more often?" and "What if the laws of the universe are merely suggestions?" and of course the key questions, "Have you subscribed? How will I know you like me if you don't?"