Dave and Ally's relationship builds, but how till they explain it to Kathy?

INT./EXT. VARIOUS LOCATIONS - MONTAGEWe see a dating montage set to music. Dave and Ally listen to records (yes records) , eat hot dogs, walk in the park, go to a hockey game. It is all very innocent. They do not even hold hands. At the same time, we see a contrast of Kathy on her trip. She is out at bars and dance clubs, drinking and surrounded by guys.

INT. COFFEE SHOP - AFTERNOONAl y is just finishing her set at the coffee shop to enthusiastic applause. She is beginning to garner a bit of a following.

ALLY

( into microphone)

Thank you. I’ll be back againtomorrow at the same time, andhopefully you will too.

She puts down her guitar walks over to Dave who is standing clapping.

DAVE

Terrific.

ALLY

You thought so?

DAVE

Absolutely. You can barely noticewhen you go off key or forget thewords.

ALLY

(slapping him on the chest)

Jerk.

DAVE

Oh you can do better than that . I’vebeen hit by sick nuns with more jamthan you.

ALLY

You think you could do better

Nancy?

DAVE

Oh, I ’d drop you like the ratings on“Joey”.

The two pretend to spar for moment before breaking into laughter and sitting down on a couch. Dave hands her a tea.

ALLY

You know, I can’t figure out what

you saw in Kathy. You have nothing

in common.

DAVE

I guess its wanting what you can’t

have. She was always so out of my

league.

ALLY

Well , I think yours might be a pretty

nice league to be in.

She leans in close as she pays him a compliment.

DAVE

American or National?

ALLY

What?

DAVE

Does this league have a designated

hitter rule or does the pitcher…

ALLY

( interrupting)

Enough! Just shut up and kiss me.

DAVE

Oh.(beat)Oh!

Sweetly, Dave and Ally share their first kiss.

Through the window behind them we see Kathy walk past. She stops when she sees the couple kiss. She takes out her cell phone and dials.

CUT TO:

SPECIAL EFFECTWe see a package of electronic data zip along a network of wires and out to an Internet web site called “Drunk Dialing”.

INT. COLLEGE CLASSROOM - DAYIn a contrast to his class from a week ago, Dave is teaching with energy. He has multiple media going: film, sound, PowerPoint. In the darkness we see the students frantically trying to keep up.

DAVE

Here we see the percentage ofpolygamous cultures contrasted withthe percentage of polyandrouscultures. Now what would youexpect when we overlay that withthose culture that track hereditythrough matriarchal lines versespatriarchal?

The class is speechless and the graphs on the screen merge and change as if by magic.

EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT AT THE CLUBDave and Ally are walking down the street, hand in hand.

ALLYAre you going to tell me where we’regoing?

DAVE

How long has it been since you’veseen the One Hit Wonders?

ALLY

Are you kidding me? Not sinceschool . Those guys aren’t stillplaying together are they?

DAVE

Yup. And their repertoire has hardlychanged at all.

They pass by Picken’s RV sitting out in front of the club. They enter.

INT. NIGHT CLUB – NIGHTWe see a crowded night club. Dave and Ally are dancing to the band playing Tommy Twotone’s “867-5309 Jenny”. And on stage we see, Steve, Picken and Toynebee playing under a banner that reads “The One Hit Wonders”. The song comes to an end and the crowd hoots and hollers.

I’ve been saying we should add somemore songs from Journey orForeigner.

TOYNEBEE

We’ve been over this. Those bandsare not one hit wonders. We’re ‘TheOne Hit Wonders’, not Two Hit orThree Hits.

DAVE

Hey, you guys could have Ally singwith you.

STEVE, TOYNEBEE & PICKEN

No, No thanks.

DAVE

Why not?

TOYNEBEE

We don’t need a chick singer.

DAVE

But there’s been one hit girl singerslike, like Amy Mann.

ALLY

Or Janis Ian.

DAVE

You’d attract more guys to yourshows.

PICKEN

Just what we need.

INT. ALLY’S APARTMENT HALLWAY – NIGHTDave and Al ly are kissing passionately in the hallway. They can’t keep their hands off each other as they bang from wall to wall, grabbing at each other. They make it to the door.

ALLY

Kathy’s not back yet. Do you wantto come in? You can use the doorthis time.

DAVE

You sure I’ve earned it?

ALLY

So far, no. But let’s see how wellyou do in the sack.

Dave is speechless. They go in.

INT. AMY’S APARTMENT - NIGHTDave and Ally enter locked in an embrace. They start to pull each other's clothes off. We see Kathy sitting casually on the couch dressed in an expensive suit, sipping a glass of wine silently watching them make out.

ALLY

Oh my! You feel ike you're enjoyingthis.

KATHY

Don’t get your hopes up. He startsout well but it's really just falseadvertising.

ALLY & DAVE

Kathy!

ALLY

I thought you weren’t back untiltomorrow.

KATHY

Oh, you weren’t expecting me? I

thought that little show was for mybenefit.

DAVE

No, you are the one into playinggames remember?

KATHY

So this is just a fun little game foryou two is it? Soccer? Table tennis?Let me warn you Ally. His paddle isless than regulation size.

DAVE

That’s it . C’mon Ally. We can go tomy place.

Kathy puts down her wine glass and rises.

KATHY

No don’t be silly. I ’m going outanyway. And tomorrow I ’m signingthe lease on this great new loft, so Iwon’t be a burden Ally. Or stand inthe way of your great new love.

With drama, she sweeps out the door.

ALLY

(singing)

“Ding dong the witch is dead” .

Dave rushes to the door and shouts down the hall after Kathy

DAVE

I want my towel rods back. And theswitch plates. And my cutlery!

Ally takes him by the hand and pulls him back into the apartment.

ALLY

C’mon. Forget about her. I’mcurious to know if the package she’stalking about is less than what ’sadvertised.

DAVE

Wow. You really know how to make

a guy feel special .

ALLY

Actually I do know how. I ’ve beentold I ’m excellent at it. Want to see?

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Im not blowing smoke up your ass, it really is good, Cant wait to read the next Chapter.