Caption Battle: If I Eat It, It'll Die...

"It's that time again..."
"To dump everything into dexterity?"
"To set fire to the rain?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

This Week's Caption Battle:
This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Sakamichi no Apollon. Guy holding the riceball is Sentaro; guy looking on is Kaoru. I say do it, so get to it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.Last Week's Results:
For those who participated in the last battle, here are the winners:

In third place with an obvious thought: ShadowRonin!

Fran: I think that the real question here is why aren't YOU wearing one?"

In second place, because I was in a ribald mood: toyotami kun!

Fran: Let's just do what dogs do. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. That easy.

And in the coveted first place, because I will always love a well-done song parody... CitrusStorm!

Flan: With information Parisian, Shakespearean, Amphibians, I am the very model of an awesome homo sapiens!

You'd get along with the Salarians, I bet; they like that song too.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. If you have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: someone willing to pop your back pimples for you is a keeper.