Nothing makes mom’s day more than watching you cook for her so we’re happy to offer these Make Mom’s Day™ brunch and dinner kits where you have to cook, she gets to watch, no one has to shop, and everybody’s happy.

Make Mom’s Day™ Brunch Kit. A fun and easy way for kids to make breakfast for mom.

Featuring three massive Belgian waffles with syrup, four English muffins, six eggs, eight breakfast sausage links, and a fresh cut fruit salad.

Make Mom’s Day™ Dinner Kit. A fun and easy way for moms to watch you make dinner.

Featuring two 6oz filet mignons, one pound of garlic herb marinated chicken, six small breads, a pound of California vegetable medley, your choice of five baking potatoes or two pounds ready to roast cut potatoes.

Why does liquor in little bottles always taste better than liquor in big bottles? Some might make a veal comparison, but to us its that the little bottles of liquor are undeniably cute (like puppies) and you almost want to take them home just to see if they grow into full sized bottles of liquor.

Some scientists speculate that little bottles of liquor are appealing because of the Less is More Paradox™ whereby the LESS you have of something the MORE precious it is. Consider time, money, yard mulch, etc.. and these scientists may have a point.

We say “Trust the Science!®” but you should find out for yourself and pick up one of these Little Pub Baby Mule Kits with a cute hand sized 375ml Bottle of Absolut, two wee cans of ginger beer, and 2 bright green limes.

Or just put it all in a pet crate and see if it gets bigger. We don’t think anything will happen, because, after all, we say “Trust the Science!®” around here, but look, we’ve been wrong before, so you might want to put a bowl of water in the crate just to be on the safe side.