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Somehow in the midst of last night’s council festivities, news happened right underneath our noses… literally. The loss to campus drinking culture is irreparable. Ladies and gentlemen, the War on Fun is for real: UBC has pulled the Pit Pub’s license.

let’s repeat that, without sparkles:

THE PIT PUB IS NO LONGER SERVING ALCOHOL

Seriously. The RCMP entered last night & confiscated several underage IDs, both inside and outside the bar. Service was cut off early last night, and this morning sources told us that there will be no further service until the AMS & the University iron this out.

What else do we know?

1. Licenses are being pulled as part of a joint effort between the university & campus RCMP to crack down on underage drinking.

2. Sources say the RCMP were tipped off as to the entry of underage drinkers by a bouncer working the back door. So… the RCMP are fans of back-door entry? [rimshot]

3. And, not that we totally believe this from the drunk girls, but the RCMP were wearing special ‘liquor law enforcement unit’ vests?? WE SO HOPE THIS IS TRUE. Fashion-forward thinking, guys.

you look underage. i can tell from your elaborate unicorn dress, and from seeing quite a few underagers in my time.

Another Update: Apparently on April 1st, people like spread shit. We’re happy you liked it 😉