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I have a husky and when I say "bath" he drops onto the floor and I could not lift him if I had a crane. I usually end up sliding him across the floor until he gets to the doorway. after that it's a sumo wrestling match to breach the doorway. I suppose I should stop saying bath, but then it's no fun.

It used to make me mad when mine would not listen and just lay there. I decided not to be such an asshole and just made a game out of it. My favorite part is the sumo wrestling. Sometimes he wins, sometimes I do

You are a guy filming a husky getting in a bathtub of course you don't have a medicine cabinet, why would you think you did? You feel slightly disappointed and distressed as a result. You do remember you have some Tylenol® in your kitchen.

If you want to go get some Tylenol in your kitchen go to page 11

If you just want to go lay down for a while got to page 434

If you want to jump out the window to go after your dog, go to page 454

You walk up to your neighbor to say hi; surprisingly it took her a few second to call the cops once she realized you were a naked man holding a video-camera chasing after a dog. You want to ponder the implications of why she took so long to freak out but for now you probably should run as the cops are coming.

If you want to go back in the house go to page 154

If you want to engage you neighbor in a friendly conversation go to page 3

If you want to go to your backyard chasing after the dog go to page !4

You run to the backyard and realize what a terrible mistake you have made, if this were a Choose Your Own Adventure book you would probably flip back to your previous choice. The muffled screams of your step-mother and the appalled face of your wife leave no doubt that going back to the party naked whilst holding a video camera is one of the low points of your life.

If you want to try and out-scream your step mother go to page 3

If you want to run before your wrestler stepfather catches up to you go to page 157

If you want to do a crab dance thinking it would confuse and entrance your guests go to page 356

Have you ever been out walking your dog, and he got off the leash or something so you had to call him back, so you were just standing there like an idiot in the middle of the dog park or whatever shouting "TAXI!" over and over, and everyone was all like "You idiot, this is a dog park. You can't hail a cab here. There aren't even any cars"?

It didn't occur to me that naming my basset Botox was weird until he got loose and I had to walk around yelling "Botox! Come here Botox!" in our suburban neighborhood. Yeah... I had a hard time yelling it without giggling a few times.

I was thinking the same. I have a doxin, and they're really not supposed to do much jumping/stair climbing as it can degrade the health of their spines faster (or so we were told). So when he wants up on things he knows he can't get to himself he makes noises similar to this pup in the video. Our two miniature pincers, however, are like tiny gazelles and will jump on anything they want, whether you like it or not.

That's what I'm saying. To the untrained, (presumably American) English speaker's ear, it sounds a bit like dox-hund, and was misheard as doxin.

Think of the syllables as run-together and Americanized and the transliteration makes sense. Especially because most speakers of American English don't/can't use the rest of the world's vowels, so "o" in "dox" is much closer to the "ah" in "daks" than the o in "rhodes."

An international student friend of mine told me that in her country, most people don't really talk to and personify their pets, and she thought that's why the dogs she sees in America are more individualistic and rebellious.

What kind of asshole names there dog to show that they are "mystical" and "deep"? How about giving it a name that it can understand and it will appreciate it ten times more than if it had a cool hipster name.

This. My red Siberian was named Red. We got him from the pound and just couldn't find a rhyming name that seemed good enough (bread?) so it stuck. Sadly he passed only a few days ago so videos like this are a bit hard to watch. RIP buddy.

My Jack Russell used to love them, he would even jump in the water troughs left outside of shops for dogs to drink from. Any stagnant pool or lake was fair game. If he was in the bath at home, the only way to get him out would be to drain the water, and even then he would "dig" at the plughole frantically trying to paw the water back.

I had a Husky as a kid, it was an outdoor dog and it was never bathed. It could get pretty rank in the summer, but the only time I ever saw it bare teeth at anyone, was when they threatened to get it wet. I always figured it was a survival instinct for the breed.

She probably doesn't. But hey she might have rolled around in something nasty or she has some smell that reeks.

But none the less here i go. DON'T BATHE YOUR DOG TOO OFTEN. You'll ruin the fatty coating they have. Once every two months is probably good enough if you bathe it at all. Don't use normal shampoo, use race specific.

Brush the coat often though. They usually love it so it's great for bonding. If the dog likes it you can spray them with your water hose as well. But only if you get positive feedback during the process.

You are not helping anyone by giving her a command over and over, and having her not listen to it... she'll think it's a game now.

It should be something like "X". few seconds later, "Name, X" (more firmly). If you're nice, you can even try #3, more stern. Then it's non-compliance, and when I manually make my do go do what I say... such as, walk over to where he is & walk him over to where I called him from (if he doesn't come); force him to sit/lie down if he won't; etc.