Joke of the day: Mike Bloomberg claims to have Defended the Second Amendment

After the last thread, I figure we needed some humor around here. I came across something that will make everyone laugh. The Fascist Islamophile Mayor of NYC, Mike Bloomberg took a stab at comedy! He claims to have defended the 2nd Amendment more than anyone has!

“I don’t think there’s anybody that’s defended the Second Amendment as much as I have,” said Bloomberg. “I think you have a perfect right to buy weapons and keep them for protection or for sport. We have tried to make sure that you have it. The Supreme Court says that there are–consistent with the Second Amendment–you can have reasonable restrictions, so, for example, you can’t buy a nuclear-tipped weapon.”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, This was hysterical. I think Mike Bloomberg is auditioning to be a stand up comedian!

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115 Responses to “Joke of the day: Mike Bloomberg claims to have Defended the Second Amendment” ( jump to bottom )

I like ho wthey always compare a semi-automatic rifle to nuclear weapons. Because you can, like, destroy a city with an AR-15. I’ll tell Bloomberg what I’ll do. I’ll compromise. He can ban civillian ownership of nuclear weapons, and we’ll just remove the restrictions on all types odf firearms. Fair enough?

I need some help here. I posted this last night, maybe someone else can see what exactly is going on here. It doesn’t seem quite on the up and up. The feds are involved in some very fishy dealings this time.

nobody seems to be able to answer the question why is it a bad idea to defend children with deadly force

That’s not a question the Left cares to answer. They also won’t answer why you should have to be defenseless against home-invasion robbers. People need to see that these people are as anti-civil rights as that great Democrat Orville Faubus. For the same reason. They are ate up with hatred. The modern Democrat party hates anyone who is independent of the State.

@ heysoos:
Bloomberg is part of the problem in this country. he’s a Fascist and that is not an exaggeration.

you can’t just cook up laws out thin air…I don’t see where he has this type of authority…fuck the law, I do what I want and when I broke laws I didn’t need to I went to jail and never complained once…people need to take a stand…if it goes to mace and clubs, so be it

I posted a few days ago a fairly decent number of cases where guns prevented school shootings. He chose to ignore everything and come back in here spouting the same uninformed (though he was informed) nonsense.

Also we’ve had three mass shooting attempts since Sandy Hook. What has been the reason all three failed? A person with a firearm.

how can one person up and decide how large a cup of soda pop be sold?….it makes no sense that people just don’t say fuck off, I’ll see you in court…east coast sheeple

Sort of the same way they now tell us in MD we have to pay for grocery bags. Yeah, it’s stupid and only funds the already bloated government books, but it’s for the greater good! I still have no idea how this happened.

how can one person up and decide how large a cup of soda pop be sold?….it makes no sense that people just don’t say fuck off, I’ll see you in court…east coast sheeple

Sort of the same way they now tell us in MD we have to pay for grocery bags. Yeah, it’s stupid and only funds the already bloated government books, but it’s for the greater good! I still have no idea how this happened.

Our City Council keeps wasting taxpayer time on whether or not to charge for plastic bags. First they ban them. Then they tax them unless you bring your own. Now, it’s different, so I’ve lost the plot.

heysoos wrote:
how can one person up and decide how large a cup of soda pop be sold?….it makes no sense that people just don’t say fuck off, I’ll see you in court…east coast sheeple
Sort of the same way they now tell us in MD we have to pay for grocery bags. Yeah, it’s stupid and only funds the already bloated government books, but it’s for the greater good! I still have no idea how this happened.

Our City Council keeps wasting taxpayer time on whether or not to charge for plastic bags. First they ban them. Then they tax them unless you bring your own. Now, it’s different, so I’ve lost the plot.

The hilarious part is: the libs are the reason the stores had to go to plastic.

I worked at a grocery store in the mid to late 80’s and they were forced (by the government of course) to start using plastic bags and not even suggesting the paper ones. This was of course due to the “environment”. Now here we are being told that plastic bags are evil and being hit with outrageously expensive “solutions” to the “problem” that was created by the libs to begin with.

my nanny story…
my wife and I walked out of the old Congress Hotel in Chicago, mid afternoon on a weekend…we wanted to cross the street and go look at Buckingham Fountain, and I had a cold can of beer in my hand and a week before we had been in NOLA…anyway

we stop at Michigan Ave and a cop walks up and says “where you going with that?”, and I wittily answered “she’s my wife, I take her everywhere with me”…he chuckled and says “where do you think you are, New Orleans?” and I sorta stopped to think about it and said “well I am a tourist”…he points out and says “over there”, and I asked “drink it over there?, he says “no get rid of it” so I walked over to the trash can he’d pointed to, dropped in my can of beer and we went on our way….many CPD cops are not so friendly

Sort of the same way they now tell us in MD we have to pay for grocery bags. Yeah, it’s stupid and only funds the already bloated government books, but it’s for the greater good! I still have no idea how this happened.

Our City Council keeps wasting taxpayer time on whether or not to charge for plastic bags. First they ban them. Then they tax them unless you bring your own. Now, it’s different, so I’ve lost the plot.

I know! Here, you are supposed to pay 5 cents per bag or (get this BS) a credit of 5 cents when you bring your own. The credit never happens but you bet your life the charge does. It was so successful in making millions in Montgomery County that Prince Georges is now getting on board. Still, I never saw one opportunity for citizens to vote on this “green” charge. It just showed up and now we are stuck with it. I used to love this state, but now all I want is out.

Mayor Bloomberg has a small cadre of hired hands who are near and with him literally 24 hours a day. They are armed, all the time, and they are paid to worry about these things so he doesn’t have to.

Likewise, President Obama has a literal army of trained, armed soldiers in the form of parts of the military and an entire division of officers (The Secret Service) whose job it is, once again, to make this not his problem for both him and his entire family. Michelle and his children do not have to concern themselves about these issues because there are literally over a thousand others who are paid to take that responsibility — up to and including eating a bullet in their place.

Neither of these people is proposing to rely on what they claim you should rely on — a “law.” A piece of paper, which today doesn’t even get printed on real paper; it’s a ghost in a machine that glows at you in the dark.

Rodan, can we ban the troll now? He has been warned dozens of times not to use that stupid xd crap he keeps doing and he will not even follow a simple rule. This is ridiculous, he seems to think he’s on some stupid teen blog with all the ridiculous crap he does. If he can’t follow the rules he needs a time out.

He just did the stupid crap AGAIN on the bottom of the last thread after having already received a warning.

True, but I’m done with him. He keeps getting warned about a stupid thing he does and refuses to follow the rules. Now I won’t rest until he’s banned. If you can’t follow the rules you don’t get to play, simple as that.

yenta-fada wrote:
@ Mars:
In other words, trolls use your strengths against you.

True, but I’m done with him. He keeps getting warned about a stupid thing he does and refuses to follow the rules. Now I won’t rest until he’s banned. If you can’t follow the rules you don’t get to play, simple as that.

The only question is whether his sock puppet Outsider gets banned too.

heysoos wrote:
Mars wrote:
Rodan wrote:
@ heysoos:
I’m really trying not too.
Sometimes it has to be done. It does no one a service when childish antics irritate the main posters and commentators.
I don’t give a shit either way what happens to him

I know that. I’m trying to assuage Rodans apparent guilt.
After coming from a ban happy site, some here are really paranoid about seeming to be the same.

Rodan won’t ban him for his distinctly juvenile posts, he’ll ban him because he’s a pain in the ass…no big deal…I doubt Rodan has any guilt about what he does with him

it’s what he doesn’t do…I’ve only posted here for a few months and I’m impressed with this little room, a nice combo of fun and serious comments…at first I got hammered a couple of times for my opinions but everyone stayed cool and got over it…Lilly really smacked me around tgood and I really like her…it’s like that…so along comes this Ferbdude and he has no intention of legitimate debate, he’s not clever, he’s not funny or fun…after awhile he’s obnoxious…I don’t like seeing people banned and neither does Rodan, but you gotta have a better game than just to piss people off

As far as feeb123 is concerned, would it not be better if everyone—everyone—completely ignored him?

I know that is difficult; we all like to jump in and say, “look, pal, this is where you are dead wrong…” But there’s no reason to speak to this clown; everyone knows what he is. Let him get bored and frustrated by being shunned, and he’ll go back to moveon.org where he belongs.

heysoos wrote:
Mars wrote:
Rodan wrote:
@ heysoos:
I’m really trying not too.
Sometimes it has to be done. It does no one a service when childish antics irritate the main posters and commentators.
I don’t give a shit either way what happens to him
I know that. I’m trying to assuage Rodans apparent guilt.
After coming from a ban happy site, some here are really paranoid about seeming to be the same.

I was banned for posting here. Now, THAT is an attempt to CONTROL my free will on the innernut. Very different level of banning.

Kerrys own hand written documents for his awards and ciations are the evidence in his crimes.

The “Hap River” ie the 5 swiftboats, one hits an underwater mine.
3 stop to help, the other Kerry’s swiftboat, up stream 1,500 to 2,000 m’s and back.

He claims in his request for purple hearts for he and Lt. Rassmussen..

Heavy fire from both banks of the river, blah ,blah, blah.

Facts: Kerry panicked, hit the gas and went away from the other boats, when he saw that it was not an ambush he comes flying back, pulls up on the gas to quick and he falls into the area where he is and Lt. Rassmussen falls overboard up front.

@ taxfreekiller:
Kerrys testimony to the Fulbright Committee & the whole
Winter Soldier Project was a load of crap.
Kerry admitted that he never actually saw any atrocities, but his
members told him.
Most of those guys were not ever in combat to actually see anything,
many were never in country and many more were not veterans at all

@ RIX:
was posting about my WW2 dad the other night, with others….over three years overseas, the duration blah blah…my BinL did almost three tours in Viet Nam…whatever….when Kerry is SS, the great fraud will be complete…this asshole should have been shot…Hillary Clinton should be doing hard time in prison…BO should be shining shoes at the bus depot…and these thoroughly corrupt saps consider me their ideological enemy?

@ RIX:
was posting about my WW2 dad the other night, with others….over three years overseas, the duration blah blah…my BinL did almost three tours in Viet Nam…whatever….when Kerry is SS, the great fraud will be complete…this asshole should have been shot…Hillary Clinton should be doing hard time in prison…BO should be shining shoes at the bus depot…and these thoroughly corrupt saps consider me their ideological enemy?