Men can be quirky when a woman talks dirty to them in bed. Some men don’t like it at all, save a moan here and there. But then there are the men who can’t get enough of it. To those women out there who know they need to have some conversation with a man, you have to find out what turns him on. What does he enjoy? What are his hobbies? What is his profession?

It’s all up to your man and his likings. So here’s a list of things to tell him, depending on what he’s into:

PLUMBER: “Clean my pipes,” “Drain me…”

MUSICIAN: “Strum me,” “Tune me up ,” “Help me hit the high note…”

CAR SALESMAN: “Fuck me over and over and over again,” “Take advantage of my ass…”

Confident, fun, well-rounded and sexy. Those are words that describe author Denise Brienne, a thirty-something woman who has a knack for giving the best advice to those who want to spice up their intimate relationships.