EVIL QUIZ

If you think you've got what it takes to be a super villain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

1

How do you start your morning routine?

Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.

Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!

Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.

A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.

2

Which of the following job skills do you possess?

Excellent management potential.

Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.

How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.

Ability to focus on the task at hand.

3

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A doctor

Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.

A policeman

A ballerina

4

Do you have any pets?

A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.

A bird of some sort.

An iguana.

A big lovable dog.

5

How do you normally spend your weekends?

Hanging out with friends.

Sports activities in the great outdoors.

Watching television.

Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.

6

What are your religious beliefs?

Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan

Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim

Atheist or Agnostic

I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.

It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...