I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal.
When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...

but, this one sticks out for me:
If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain
Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable....
I...

Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...

In this little cookie I once found the following note :
"Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it."
I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.

I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me. I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things." My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...

the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it. One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...