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Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive.
Cat: (hacking) I ain't eating this.
Hey Mittens, let's order a pizza.
[studio audience claps]
Tiffani Thiessen: And, cut. Alright, cats,
wranglers, take five.
Tiffani Thiessen: Oh, hi there. I'm actress
Tiffani Thiessen.
Tiffani Thiessen: I'm on the set of my new,
live action cat comedy,
Tiffani Thiessen: but I wanted to take a few
moments to talk with you.
Tiffani Thiessen: Now, I keep getting
asked why I'm not doing
Tiffani Thiessen: the Saved By The Bell cast
reunion on Late
Tiffani Thiessen: Night with Jimmy Fallon.
The truth, as much as I
Tiffani Thiessen: would like to do it,
I'm just really busy.
Tiffani Thiessen: So, not only am I
directing, producing and
Tiffani Thiessen: doing all the voices for
the live action cat
Tiffani Thiessen: comedy, I'm also working
with NASA on a new fuel
Tiffani Thiessen: cell for the next
space shuttle.
Tiffani Thiessen: The gravitational waves to
push the shuttle.
Tiffani Thiessen: Ok, I'll go
over this again.
Tiffani Thiessen: (voiceover) I'm a co-lead
singer in an Indigo Girls tribute band.
Tiffani Thiessen: (voiceover) I spent two
months in Costa Rica
Tiffani Thiessen: (voiceover) cultivating a sativa strand
of marijuana.
Tiffani Thiessen: This stuff is
chronic.
Male: Kapowski Kush.
Tiffani Thiessen: And, several times a week,
I sit by my pool and look hot.
[music]
Tiffani Thiessen: Like I said, a shit ton of
stuff going on, but that's
Tiffani Thiessen: who I am. You know, it's
go, go, go for me. 24/7.
Tiffani Thiessen: Never stop. I've got a
kite surfboard that's been
Tiffani Thiessen: sitting in the corner that
I haven't even touched yet.
Tiffani Thiessen: I entered a grilled cheese
contest at the end of the
Tiffani Thiessen: month and I'm training for
the UFC Tai Chi competition.
[bones cracking]
Tiffani Thiessen: Every idea I have
takes up time.
Tiffani Thiessen: The Saved By The Bell
reunion is a good idea,
Tiffani Thiessen: but I probably have 100 to
great ideas in front
Tiffani Thiessen: of that one.
Tiffani Thiessen: Did someone move my fruit
because the lighting's different.
Tiffani Thiessen: Hello?
Tiffani Thiessen: What idea am I busy with now?
Tiffani Thiessen: I'm busy making a
documentary about how busy
Tiffani Thiessen: I am with all
my idea.
Tiffani Thiessen: Would you ask Angelina
Jolie to slow everything
Tiffani Thiessen: down just to have a
reunion with the Girl
Tiffani Thiessen: Interrupted cast?
Tiffani Thiessen: Can Sandy Bullock just pause everything just to
Tiffani Thiessen: hang out with the cast of Speed for a day?
Tiffani Thiessen: I mean, would you ask Madeleine Albright to stop
Tiffani Thiessen: everything national security
just to have dinner with the old
Tiffani Thiessen: Clinton administration?
Tiffani Thiessen: No.
[music]
Tiffani Thiessen: So, Jimmy, thanks for trying to organize a
Tiffani Thiessen: reunion, but can we connect in a couple months
Tiffani Thiessen: because, like Oprah and Madonna and Queen
Tiffani Thiessen: Elizabeth, I got a shit ton of stuff going on.
[bell rings]
Tiffani Thiessen: Ah, the turducken is done.
Saved by the bell.