Sunday, August 8, 2010

The sexual rating system...

The sexual rating system always seems to turn to food. A dear friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, turned me on to this little rating system. It also has to do with everyone thinking that sex needs to be compared to food. No idea where it came from, but I'm going to run with it. The female-ice cream sexual rating system... continue on...

Vanilla ice cream. It's good... it gets the job done... but sometimes it just needs something. Sprinkles... mixings... a little chocolate syrup (oh the ideas!). Either way... vanilla is boring. Who wants plain 'ol vanilla ice cream? I mean... it better have some freakin spunk to it. Vanilla means YOU are boring, for those boys reading this. It means you better find a way to work with your manhood or it ain't gonna get any for much longer.

Chocolate Ice Cream. Now this is a whole different story. Chocolate is calming and yummy. It's... delicious. It's not boring. It could be spruced up with some ingredients... but its good plain. It definitely gets the job done and makes you want a second serving.

Now... a friend of mine said that chocolate ain't good enough. Rocky Road is apparently the best. I've never had anything I would consider Rocky Road so by all means, if you know where I can find it, let me know. Because it sounds delicious! Either way... this goes along with black scrunchies. Mind blowing sex! Yes... please!

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Music enthusiast. Football Lover. Closet gamer. Writer/Blogger. Self proclaimed publicist to the undiscovered. Program Manager for Artists On Demand. And all around fantastic person if I do say so myself.

I'm terrified of spiders, bridges, clowns, and closed off spaces. Everything has a place on this earth, but not clowns. I also fear water... more so the things that lurk in it. I think they are gorgeous and the ocean is the single most beautiful thing on the planet... I just don't want to get bit, eaten, or stung. Most of these are irrational and ridiculous, but what can I say... I'm crazy like that.

I'll try anything once. I love some people and highly dislike others. I enjoy talking about sex, love, life, and everything in between (hence the name of the blog), and if you want to hear about it... I'll talk about it.

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