FERGIE: Yep. Just poking out of there like groundhogs checking the weather. That is no way to have ankles.

HILARY: Oh, like you’re one to talk.

FERGIE: At least you can see that I have legs, and a knee joint.

HILARY: You’re awfully smug for someone who might be wearing very fancy radials.

FERGIE: Because at least I’m trying.

HILARY: Okay, genius, what should I have tried?

FERGIE: Something else. Or some hemming. Or both. If you’d told me years ago that I would be the 90210 alum who looked better on this night, I would have laughed so hard and then maybe done some more meth. But who’s laughing NOW? … Okay, still me. But differently.

HILARY: Well, if you’d told me then that between the two of us I would be the 90210 alum who had two Oscars, I’d have been like, “Yep, that makes sense,” and then called up Rob Lowe just to remind everyone that I COULD.

Um…..guys? I just got on and holy orbit ad. I could barely make out Hilary among the massive orbit banners flocking the content. Its a little….offputting. I’m really, really happy you have sponsors and such but wow.

Nevermind the clothes, look at their fingernails! Fergie is wearing just-dug-out-of-my-own-grave filthy-looking claws, and Hilary’s look like she bit them down to nothing, then slopped on some bright paint just before leaving the house in the hope it woud act as a concealant. Of course it only draws attention to them. If you’re a biter, go bare!

When your grooming is this bad, you’re not going to look good in anything. It just isn’t possible.

That said, I do quite hate both dresses, and their shoes aren’t helping either.

The word “pinafore” comes immediately to mind looking at Swank … it’s a dopey-looking dress … Fergie looks better than usual, so we give her points today … especially after the recent post with the palm trees in dubious positions.

Hilary’s dress is kind of retro looking, but she should have added the right accessories- a nice pearl choker, and different shoes – and done her hair! That boring stick-straight hair does nothing for her at all – looks limp and blah.

OK I like the feminine silhouette of Swank’s hanky, and I don’t think we need to see legs to know they are there. This length reminds me of a hundred years ago when gentlemen hoped to catch a glimpse of a lady’s ankle and I like that counterpoint to our overexposed times.

I feel like I need to point out how damn pretty Fergie looks here! I often think how tired and unlike her age she looks, but she just looks so gorgeous here. I covet her hair, but that’s not new, that always looks great.

I think they both look GREAT! I love Fergie’s dress & styling! Plus, her hair has never looked better! And, I adore Hilary’s retro dress in a beautiful print that I’d love to upholster a headboard with! Plus, I think her styling is impeccable! All around FAB!!!

Fergie’s dress would be better without the netting on the bottom and Hilary, I think her hair looks really childish behind her ears. Maybe an updo, or just falling over her shoulders, not behind her back.

First comment ever, although I have read and loved this blog for a LOOOONNGGG time
Just couldn’t resist–LOL @ the LOTR reference. LOTR + Fashion = major awesomeness.
P.S. Would’ve loved Hilary’s dress if longer, Fergie’s would’ve been a step up from usual if shorter.