paradise in plain sight

September 21st, 2007

Of a wardrobe malfunction: “Starting now, I’m choosing what I wear every day.”Of dropping out of 2nd grade: “We don’t even have Share Day!”Of following in my footsteps: “Do these panties make me look fat?”Of blowing her mind: “What are tampons for anyway?”Of losing the battle: “I got all my toys out, so it’s only fair that you put everything away.”Of stopping me in my tracks: “When am I ever going to get my own agent?”Of waking me up at 5:30 a.m.: “Can I go on your computer?”Of saying goodbye: “I’m 59 pounds!” *