Norris Burkes: Faith sometimes lost in translation

When people ask me what I do as a hospital chaplain, I sometimes tell them that I'm a translator. When they cock their heads for better understanding, I offer this story.

In the late 1990s, I was working at Houston Northwest Medical Center when I found the intensive care unit nurse manager, Grace Heffron, madly flipping though a patient's chart.

Grace charged her work with a no-nonsense approach and didn't fancy interruptions. Nevertheless, I asked her to suggest which patients might need to see a chaplain.

Grace shot me a look though the top of her glasses. She didn't see her job as birddogging problem patients for me.

"How about bed number two," she suggested. Her voice was baited with sarcasm, but I bit nevertheless.

"Why, what's going on?"

"Oh, nothing really," she said, her volume climbing. "Nothing except for a bill passing $2 million and a family calling us 'liars.'"

"That actually makes some sense," I said.

Grace slapped the chart down.

Having her undivided but totally undesired attention, I retreated into the patient's room to find a 70-year-old man, suffering from a massive stroke and nearly brain-dead. Now, 60 days after admission, he was on a ventilator and radiating a nauseating aroma from multiple bedsores.

His daughters greeted me with suspicion, but when I offered a prayer, they instantly raised their open-palmed hands and began shouting a prayer something like this:

"God, we believe you've already healed our father! These doctors are liars. Our father will walk again because Romans 3:4 said 'Let God be true but every man a liar!'"

It's a bit disconcerting to hear people quote the Bible back to God. It's as if they found a contractual loophole that forces God to act as they say.

Nevertheless, I quickly recognized their prayers were coming from "Word of Faith" theology. So after the final amen I excused myself to the nurses' station. Grace had obviously overheard the prayer because she was fit with her best told-you-so expression.

"I don't think they are literally calling you liars," I said.

Grace leaned forward, so I offered more.

"They come from a faith tradition better known by the less flattering terms of 'name-it-claim-it' or 'prosperity gospel.' It's a Pentecostal group that believes a miracle only has a chance to work when believers publically proclaim the desired outcome to be true; despite it being obvious to all others that it isn't true.

"Just think of it as a coarse expression of Norman Vincent Peale's Positive Thinking." I said. The word 'liar' is a faith expression."

With Grace starting to see the connection, I offered a translation. "I know it's like trying to buy a yacht by telling the salesman, 'I'm a millionaire who's waiting for my lotto check to clear the bank,' but they are sincere in their expression."

"So what do I do?" she asked. Like most supervisors, she appreciated solutions, not problems.

"If you'll listen to the daughters, and not react or take it personally, I think they'll be ready to disconnect life support in a few more days."

When Grace relayed my translation to the nursing staff, they began responding to the daughters with a new understanding. And once they realized that faith finds translation in all different kinds of words and rituals, they were able to obtain consent to remove the patient from life support.

Three days after my translation, the daughter held hands, prayed and watched their father go home to his final miracle.

Norris Burkes is a syndicated columnist, national speaker and the author of "No Small Miracles." He also serves as an Air National Guard chaplain and is board certified in the Association of Professional Chaplains. You can call him at (321) 549-2500 or email him at ask@thechaplain.net or visit his website at www.thechaplain.net. Write him at P.O. Box 247, Elk Grove, Calif., 95759.

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Norris Burkes: Faith sometimes lost in translation

When people ask me what I do as a hospital chaplain, I sometimes tell them that I'm a translator. When they cock their heads for better understanding, I offer this story.