Here are my Twitter twin girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howe at The Sunset Marquis 50th Anniversary Party. I’m a big fan of these two, but feel that they could use my help when it comes making public appearances. As twins, they should never leave the house not wearing the exact same outfit. I’m loving what Carla has on, but would appreciate it even more if Melissa wore it too. It’s all about marketing ladies. If you’re going to advertise yourself as Twins, I want to see double of everything.

Here’s my favorite pair of great pairs Carla and Melissa Howe enjoying themselves at the Playboy Mansion. From these pictures, I take it Hef had the twins over to watch them swim and eat dinner. Which I guess sounds like a pretty nice day, but personally, I’d be way more interested in watching these two do something else together, if you know what I mean. Like help me make a Tuna sandwich. Tasty.

I have no clue why my favorite set of hot twins Carla and Melissa Howe are in New York posing in lingerie and angel wings, but I’m going to assume it’s for a photoshoot of some kind. Because if my dreams were really coming true right now, I’d be seeing this in person and not on my computer screen. Posing in front of a cab is pretty touristy though. What’s next, they’re going to pose topless in front of the Empire State Building? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Please do that.

I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised I wasn’t invited to the 8th annual Kandyland Party. Because between my favorite pair of twins Carla and Melissa Howe and no-name hottie/model Kristen Rae Myers here, it looks like they were pretty set on sticking to the theme. Which I’m assuming from these pictures was “hot chicks in bikinis.” So forget all those dumb ’80s-themed parties girls are always throwing, this is a theme I can fully support.

My Twin Twitter girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howewere kind enough to send me these pictures from their latest photoshoot. I was going to keep them for myself since I’m a little possessive when it comes to my ladies, but they are just too hot not to share. So you’re welcome. Anyway, I think Carla, Melissa and I should take our relationship to the next level. I just bought a video camera so I need to practice using it. What’d ya say girls?

Here are my twin Twitter girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howe hanging around Snoop Dogg. I don’t know why he gets to spend so much time with my girls and I have yet to meet them. Don’t they know Snoop could never give them the exposure that I can and that long term exposure to pot causes impotency? Yes, soon Snoop’s little dog will have boner dysplasia. Anyway, thanks for the pics girls, but next time let’s get together and make a tuna sandwich. I’ll bring the camera.

As you guys know, I’m in a Twitter relationship withThe Howe Twins. So don’t be jealous, but it has been my life long dream to hook up with twins on some sort of level. Anyway, here is Carla and Melissa working it in Vegas. Now I don’t want to start a sister fight – even though that would be the hottest thing ever, but here is a suggestion to Melissa (left); wear what Carla is wearing next time or something equally hot. Better yet, how about you two just dress the same way every time you head out so that I don’t have to pick a favorite. That way this menage a trois will never go sour.

Here’s my favorite set of twins, Carla and Melissa Howe, keeping in top shape by taking the stairs instead of the escalator, and coincidentally giving us a great leg show in the process. If you guys didn’t know, the twins love me on Twitter, and their mom does too. So that got me thinking that we should all start a polygamist family together. What do you say, ladies? My mom’s basement is pretty cozy.

Here’s my favorite pair of awesome pairs, Carla and Melissa Howe, out celebrating their birthday by rocking some serious cleavage, drinking straight from the bottle, and letting some lucky girl pretend to motorboat them. I think I just figured out what my own birthday wish is going to be this year. So enjoy the twin hotness, because from everything I’ve seen in movies, as soon as I blow out that candle, it’s going to be all mine.

Here’s my favorite set of Playboy Playmate twins, Carla and Melissa Howe. To be honest, I’m still not 100% sure which one is which, but I’m also not sure they’re even twins. I mean, apart from the dyed hair, they don’t look alike whatsoever. If you ask me, I think it’s all a big publicity stunt. So who else thinks they should kiss to be sure? I don’t know what it would prove, but I know I’d enjoy it.