I find out that that she had her first child(boy 9 or 10 yrs old) in the delivery room the entire time. We are talking on the business side of the curtain.

quote " ... he got to see the head crown during birth and everything..."

I think this is a bit strange.

what say you CPlaneteers??

RockChalk

04-27-2011, 08:50 AM

No thanks.

Iowanian

04-27-2011, 08:53 AM

I think it's weird if a parent or sibling is in the room, let alone watching.....

No child, should ever seen their own mother's cooter, with the possible exception of as an adult, helping care for them if they are sick or too old to be able to care for themselves.

I vote "wrong".

Sofa King

04-27-2011, 08:56 AM

Pass on that. No thanks.

KCUnited

04-27-2011, 08:57 AM

I wouldn't allow it.

bobbymitch

04-27-2011, 08:59 AM

Unless they witnessed the conception, I see no reason for them to witness the birth.

BigMeatballDave

04-27-2011, 09:00 AM

No. Kinda creepy. I would be traumatized if I saw my mothers who-ha at that, or any age.

blaise

04-27-2011, 09:01 AM

I wouldn't even let our two year old in the room, let alone a 9 year old. That's creepy.

Fish

04-27-2011, 09:04 AM

Yikes. No F'n way. Wrong in many ways. Take me from the delivery room to the loony ward....

Iowanian

04-27-2011, 09:07 AM

Is the baby's name going to be La'Marijuana or something really awesome like that?

Mr. Laz

04-27-2011, 09:12 AM

No. Kinda creepy. I would be traumatized if I saw my mothers who-ha at that, or any age.this is my initial thoughts as well.

*i just agreed with BCD ... i need a shower* :D

Chiefnj2

04-27-2011, 09:13 AM

Is the mom hot?

Mr. Laz

04-27-2011, 09:14 AM

Is the baby's name going to be La'Marijuana or something really awesome like that?
Lorelei

LMAO

Mr. Laz

04-27-2011, 09:14 AM

Is the mom hot?not even a little bit

Mr. Plow

04-27-2011, 09:14 AM

Yeesh. That's creepy.

With our first baby, my wife's dad - who didn't like me nor did I like him - just bust into the room as she was getting ready to push. I had to have the doctors get him out of the room because he seemed like he fully intended to sit there and watch. It was creepy then, and it's still creepy.

luv

04-27-2011, 09:15 AM

Lorelei

LMAO

Pronounced lora-lie?

Chiefnj2

04-27-2011, 09:16 AM

not even a little bit

Then it's not cool. If the mom was hot, the kid could snap some photos on his cell phone and sell them to classmates.

ClevelandBronco

04-27-2011, 09:18 AM

It's not the choice I would make, but I don't see anything terribly wrong with it.

Ebolapox

04-27-2011, 09:19 AM

no, fucking creepy.

Dicky McElephant

04-27-2011, 09:20 AM

That's just fucking wrong.

I didn't want to see that shit when I was in the delivery room with my wife. I couldn't imagine seeing it as a kid.

OnTheWarpath58

04-27-2011, 09:21 AM

That's just fucking wrong.

I didn't want to see that shit when I was in the delivery room with my wife. I couldn't imagine seeing it as a kid.

LMAO

Beat me to it.

I wouldn't want to see it, I sure as fuck wouldn't want a kid to.

Iowanian

04-27-2011, 09:21 AM

What are the odds that this 10 year old boy just became gay, or some kind of S&M deviant?

I mean, his first live cooter experience(hopefully) is his mom's, busted up, swollen baby hatch, maybe an episiotomy, and maybe a turd coming out in 3D as his sibling climbs out like the beast in Alien.

I'd have to understand the mother's reasoning behind it. I can respect a well-thought-out rationalization. For instance, my daughter is home-schooled. So I show her some potentially tramatic things to enhance her learning. Couple weeks ago she watched a client's python choked out and swallow 2 mice. She hated it but it was a good experience for her.

Rain Man

04-27-2011, 09:51 AM

Here's how birth is supposed to work.

Step 1. Sex.
Step 2. Wait nine months.
Step 3. Watch football in a waiting room while other women help your women.
Step 4. Five minutes after the game is over, nurse comes out and tells you gender.
Step 5. Buy bubble gum cigars at hospital gift shop.
Step 6. After everyone is cleaned up completely, visit mother and child in hospital room where TV is showing highlights of that day's football games.

RedNFeisty

04-27-2011, 09:51 AM

My son was 6 when I had my first daughter, 8 when I had my second daughter. He didn't get to be in the delivery room, nor did he have any desire. Ewe!

He did hang out a lot before delivery and after, but hell no on during.

kstater

04-27-2011, 09:53 AM

That kid's idea of what a pussy looks like is 8inches around. Yeah, perfectly good idea to do.

Dicky McElephant

04-27-2011, 09:54 AM

My son was 6 when I had my first daughter, 8 when I had my second daughter. He didn't get to be in the delivery room, nor did he have any desire. Ewe!

He did hang out a lot before delivery and after, but hell no on during.

http://www.dirtyprettythangs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ewe.jpg

Radar Chief

04-27-2011, 09:59 AM

That's just ****ing wrong.

I didn't want to see that shit when I was in the delivery room with my wife. I couldn't imagine seeing it as a kid.

^What Pestilence said.

Dr. Facebook Fever

04-27-2011, 10:00 AM

Just yikes

eazyb81

04-27-2011, 10:01 AM

Creepy as hell.

I guarantee that kid is going to have some nightmares for the next few years.

ClevelandBronco

04-27-2011, 10:01 AM

I think it might be a good idea to have a whole flock of people witness the birth if the kid plans to be president some day.

kepp

04-27-2011, 10:27 AM

Yeah, that's a big "no thanks" on that.

thurman merman

04-27-2011, 10:29 AM

Totally disgusting.

kepp

04-27-2011, 10:30 AM

That kid's gonna go totally PTSD the first time he gets some.

Old Dog

04-27-2011, 10:39 AM

On a list of bad ideas, this would be near the top.

Fire Me Boy!

04-27-2011, 10:40 AM

What if she's just a surrogate for someone else?

BigMeatballDave

04-27-2011, 10:41 AM

I didn't want to see that shit when I was in the delivery room with my wife.Seriously? To this day(my son is 12)his birth is THE most fascinating thing I have or ever will witness.

OnTheWarpath58

04-27-2011, 11:17 AM

I think it might be a good idea to have a whole flock of people witness the birth if the kid plans to be president some day.

LMAO

morphius

04-27-2011, 11:19 AM

I could see in some cases where it would be okay, possibly if the kids were around live animal births a lot, maybe.

Personally, I took a view that I could see my kids heads but not much else. I really didn't want that image stuck in brain for the rest of my life.

Chief Pote

04-27-2011, 11:27 AM

I suppose this group is in favor of children watching TV violence instead of them witnessing full female nudity? Do ya pop in a Freddie Kruger tape for fun? While I wouldn't choose to send my 10 year old in to watch the birth of a sibling....I really don't think it's a terrible or certainly not a nightmarish experience to put them through. Witnessing the miracle of life? Toughen up people, quit being pussies.

seclark

04-27-2011, 11:45 AM

not in.
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Donger

04-27-2011, 11:46 AM

No. I was born at home and my brothers were apparently in the room at the time. That might explain a few things, actually.

Pitt Gorilla

04-27-2011, 11:53 AM

I think it might be a good idea to have a whole flock of people witness the birth if the kid plans to be president some day.ROFL Rep.

Just Passin' By

04-27-2011, 11:54 AM

Here's how birth is supposed to work.

Step 1. Sex.
Step 2. Wait nine months.
Step 3. Watch football in a local pub while other women help your women.
Step 4. Five minutes after the game is over, nurse calls and tells you gender.
Step 5. Pass out cigars at pub.
Step 6. After everyone is cleaned up completely, visit mother and child in hospital room where TV is showing highlights of that day's football games.

FYP

Just Passin' By

04-27-2011, 11:57 AM

I suppose this group is in favor of children watching TV violence instead of them witnessing full female nudity? Do ya pop in a Freddie Kruger tape for fun? While I wouldn't choose to send my 10 year old in to watch the birth of a sibling....I really don't think it's a terrible or certainly not a nightmarish experience to put them through. Witnessing the miracle of life? Toughen up people, quit being pussies.

Your kid can witness the miracle of life down at the local farm. He doesn't need to see his mom lying spread legged with Dr. Johnny Bench down by her honeypot.

Bowser

04-27-2011, 11:58 AM

what the I don't even

eazyb81

04-27-2011, 12:55 PM

I suppose this group is in favor of children watching TV violence instead of them witnessing full female nudity? Do ya pop in a Freddie Kruger tape for fun? While I wouldn't choose to send my 10 year old in to watch the birth of a sibling....I really don't think it's a terrible or certainly not a nightmarish experience to put them through. Witnessing the miracle of life? Toughen up people, quit being pussies.

Yeah, what would freak a 10 year old out about seeing his mom's bleeding, gaping vagina?

Sounds like good clean fun to me.

El Jefe

04-27-2011, 01:00 PM

Lorelei

LMAO

That's my nieces name!

WV

04-27-2011, 01:06 PM

He's forever going to have a jilted view of the female vagina.....poor kid. I guess it could also be permanent birth control though considering what it could do to him!

FishingRod

04-27-2011, 01:17 PM

There is nothing wrong or unnatural about birth. We as a society are pretty screwed up on what we are offended by. Now to be fair, I never said I wasn’t screwed up too. I really don’t like it when the wife wonders into the bathroom while I’m dropping a duce. So I can’t really imagine why a woman would want a crowd while giving birth. Though I guess since women can’t take a pee without their friends support, they would need a village to shove out a kid. It is good to be a man.

Deberg_1990

04-27-2011, 01:18 PM

I wonder if they let him cut the cord or taste the placenta?

Otter

04-27-2011, 01:29 PM

I wonder if they let him cut the cord or taste the placenta?

Ya can't just taste the placenta right from the butcher. You have to let it ferment for a couple weeks in a dark cool place in olive oil, peppers and some ham and cheese.

Inspector

04-27-2011, 01:44 PM

The worst part was when he reached in trying to find the stork.

Poor kid.

Lonewolf Ed

04-27-2011, 01:57 PM

Now how would it traumatize the kid to see his mother give birth? She would be totally rational, calm, and tell him what was going on step by step, right? It's not like she'd lash out at the father, swearing like a trucker, and telling him how he did this to her, over and over. No way would she turn to her kid and tell him, "SEE! This is what your balls will do! They're eeeeeeevil!"

Fritz88

04-27-2011, 02:30 PM

Fuckthatshit
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tooge

04-27-2011, 03:02 PM

that is simply wrong. a boy should never see until he is old enough to want to, well, make it look like that. That kid will never go down on his gal. Not now. Should only see that if it is your own kid comin out. I had a small cooler of beer in the room that the nurses thought was water. I needed one immediately after they left.

seclark

04-27-2011, 03:19 PM

doesn't matter to me what the kid would see at the birth of a sibling. it's what the kid would hear. my wife called me everything in the book while birthing our babies.
they can hear that shit at home in the trailer court, not at a damn hospital. time and place for everything.
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IA_Chiefs_fan

04-27-2011, 03:53 PM

WTF?! Your cousin and his wife are kinda creepy. Sorry...

Chief Pote

04-27-2011, 08:06 PM

Your kid can witness the miracle of life down at the local farm. He doesn't need to see his mom lying spread legged with Dr. Johnny Bench down by her honeypot.

ROFL

Chief Pote

04-27-2011, 08:07 PM

Yeah, what would freak a 10 year old out about seeing his mom's bleeding, gaping vagina?