I can only add two things to this absolute gem. One, check out Ian Ziering’s necklace at the 10 second mark. Also, check out Ian Ziering at the 12 second mark (basically, don’t take your eyes off Ian Ziering). But at the 12 second mark, he lifts his now legendary chainsaw into the air, surrounded by people, as though he has become a shark-fighting demigod.

God, I hope Ian Ziering becomes a demigod in this. Like Hercules, but with Ian Ziering.

Also, see if you can spot Sugar Ray frontman Mark McGrath. Blink and you’ll miss him.