Seattle Superheroes Warn The City Of Sexual Assault Attacker On The Loose

Seattle’s self-proclaimed superheroes banded together Saturday afternoon to alert their fellow residents to a string of sexual assaults that have occurred near a stretch of highway.

“You better turn yourself in or go into hiding,” Emerald City’s champion Phoenix Jones said on Facebook about the sexual attacker. “We are going to plaster your face all over this city till you are caught.”

In four days, four women were attacked at “locations near the I-5 corridor” in north Seattle, according to the Seattle Police Department.

In each incident, the attack happened at night, and three of the four victims gave similar descriptions of the suspect – a 20- to 30-year-old man with short brown hair between 5 feet, 7 inches and 6 feet tall who weighed between 140 and 160 pounds.

The first victim, who gave police enough information for a sketch, described her attacker as also having “sunken light blue eyes, a tattoo under his left forearm, and a gravelly voice.”

Can’t even be mad at these weird mofos, they might be doing more to help get the word out than the police.