This will work with any game. It's already been proven it even works with tetris.

Here is the basic form:

I'm only, like, an hour in. But (game name here) is SO relentlessly terrible. A game has never worn me down like this.

There's no reason for these ___________. All they consist of is__________. (________________________) I'm not even leveling up! They literally threw some _________ in just to split up the horrible _________!

It's even worse than I expected. And people said the ________ were good!

Of course you'll have to modify more than just fill in the blanks, but you get the idea.