====> Regius: be a frustrated royal

Your name is Regius Soleil, and you are PISSEDYou are wholeheartedly ANGRYYou have been waiting for your disgraceful grand highblood in training to show up at your PALACE to take you to safety for what feels like SWEEPS!It's TRULY PREPOSTEROUSYou should tell on her!HIS FLAMBOYANT CONDESCENSION would have her HEAD for this AFFRONT towards his one and only worthy SUCCESSOR

You harrumph as you sink further into your soft plush BEANBAGS

You need to leave your PALACE because some FOOLS are staging a protest DOOMED FOR FAILUREYou have been living relatively far away from your Esteemed Lusus, and Dear Ranije has expresed her concern that your LUSUS would feel DESPAIR over this, coupled with the UNREST

The downside of this move is that you will have to live closer to the ASSHOLES who call themselves your allies

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You roll your eyes and sigh a regal sighThere's your majestic recuperacoon, full to the brim with top-notch slimeThe Grand Highblood In Training herself shares her stash with you, so for that you are mildly gratefulYour recuperacoon is pristine as every single morning, after you take a royal shower, your dutiful slaves clean it and refill the sopor slimeThen there's your fucsia heirloom rug that's been in the Palace for perigeesThe walls are decorated with ancient and priceless tapestriesYour favourite is the one with all previous Condescensions, with your name embroidered at the end of the list, of courseThen there's a beautiful window with view to your personal kelp gardens, the transparent rose crystal was brought over by Her Magnificient Condescension perigees ago from the conquest of some far away galaxyThen there's your bone desk, made of bones from trolls who kindly donated their lives to become your furnitureAtop the desk are your studying supplies, currently you are learning trollfrench, which is a very refined languageAnd finally, the door to your room. It is easily four times as big as you as it needs to accomodate a full grown adult highblood troll's hornsYour room is quite lovely. You like the gold embellishments, but you have to admit the residence you are moving to has far more lavish pearl and diamond decorations

You jump on the tealblood's back and demand she carries you around the castle on all fours, like your slaves used to do when you were smallerIt's always fun the first few seconds, but it grows old fastYou threaten to leave her stranded and alone on this palace, and this makes her move fasterIt always works. Your slaves love you. They would perish without you

You don't have a PHONE yet, you threw your last phone at a slave's head when they were being unruly and it shattered into a million pieces by the strength of your highbloodthrowYou command a nearby slave to fetch you a new phone, thoughIf they take too long, you'll feed them to G'lbgolyb, you add helpfully