LISTEN UP FAGGOT! Mirror Mirror are Gay Hippie Chic

Known for their intimate, artful performances and their tendency to be misinterpreted as a cult, Mirror Mirror aren’t out for recruits: they just want you to achieve higher consciousness. In their anthem “New Horizons”, listeners are urged to learn the code and enter their Society for the Advancement of Inflammatory Consciousness (the title of their album, out now on Cochon), and on another track they beckon you to “Lock Up Your Sons!” After the jump, turn on, tune in, and space out.

It turns out that 17-year-old "Hockey Kid Mikey" is really a 48-year-old man with a twisted hobby. This list of people he duped includes Outsports.com, Ben & Dave's Podcast, thousands of devoted readers...and me.