"If Obama was the man and the hero his worshippers think he is, he'd go to Copenhagen for the specific purpose of vindicating the United States. He's no Teddy Roosevelt. He's a combination Jimmy Carter and Andrew Sullivan."

"We are worried, here in the newspaper business (motto: "What, YOU never make misstakes?"). We're hearing that you readers have lost your faith in us. Polls show that, in terms of public trust, the news media now rank lower than used-car salespeople, kidnappers, tapeworms, Hitler and airline flight announcements. (We are still slightly ahead of lawyers.)"