An introduction to the wide-eyed hopeful who gets off on yellow dresses and Rice-A-Roni! Hmm, should this be called 'Haze the Intern'? Hello, Destructoid community. The name's Patricia Hernandez, also known as ashpanic in various internet ...

About Patricia Hernandezone of us since 2:35 AM on 06.24.2011

is a Destructoid intern who has trouble understanding how people emote outside of GIFs. She suffers from "multiplayeritis," that terrible disease that never allows you to progress on your backlog because you're too busy pew-pewing online. Paradoxically loves RPGs but hates the grind. Friends are convinced that there's she's actually big, burly, roided up man at heart. Spends free time indulging herself in K-pop. Likes: Persona 4, Fallout 2, Dragon Age Origins, Gears of War 2, Mass Effect 2 and Tales of the Abyss.