go fix your ancient Homepage pseudo-fields, you lazy
maintainer!

... or I'll kill a kitten for each homepage URL I found in long
package descriptions.

Homepage pseudo-fields are gone since long, the proper way to
document upstream homepage is now to use a
real Homepage field in the source stanza of
debian/control.

Still, as a page of mine
has been documenting, we still have more than
1100 packages (dd-list)
which are using the old pseudo-field which clutters the long
description, is often badly rendered, and stays in the way of who
works on long descriptions (e.g. translators).