If I'm incapable of not spilling ketchup on myself, at least it would fit in with this motif... Also, since I'm about as wide as I am high, I think it's, possibly, the one thing I could pull off more convincingly than this skinny model. ::triumphant grin::_________________God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -- Garrison Keillor

What a good question! But I defer entirely to your expertise. _________________God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -- Garrison Keillor

Ketchup-red stilettos with french fry heels? Mabbee a little onion ring detail on the vamp?

Would little foil ketchup packets at the back on the outside of the counter be too much?_________________God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -- Garrison Keillor

Ketchup-red stilettos with french fry heels? Mabbee a little onion ring detail on the vamp?

Tho' I have always been a sucker for red shoes. Patent leather ketchup-red stilettoes with French fry heels and perhaps onion ring/gherkin slice trim on the vamp, methinks. Not so different from the Rainey design._________________Confusion comes fitted as standard.

I think I still have a pair of heels but they're about 1" high, I'd have to do a closet search to find them and I've never had anything as flashy as red shoes in my life.

It's Earth shoes and sheer fantasy for this barely reformed hippy! _________________God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -- Garrison Keillor