Nimbic singing 'bout some dead-ass knight

FUN FACT: Few Beatles-aficionados are aware that the lime-lit Liverpudlians were huge fans of RPGmp3.com - so much so, that when Ringo ran into the binge-drinking Dr. Who in a pub, his first impulse was to visit modern-day Bradford. Thankfully, he picked up the other three before gallivanting off in the TARDIS or he would never have heard the end of it.

After sitting in on the BAGgers recording session 32 of their fan-favorite "Warlords of the Accordlands" game, he was inspired to write a song about the mind-blowing experience. Later, the lyrics were changed by the marketing people due to clamors from ornithologist focus groups. Now, for the first time ever, historians have unearthed the true, unabridged and absolutely original lyrics to this immortal hit song about an even more immortal critical hit game. Take it away, boys:

Nimbic singing ‘bout some dead-ass knightEmber let him out, but who knows why?We will dieI think we’ll be baked into the Lich King’s pie

Nimbic singing ‘bout that dead-ass knightWho whammied us so brains would fryNow we’ll dieAnd then we’ll be baked into the Lich King’s pie

Gillaran, GillaranShut up right now, before I start to cry

Gillaran, GillaranShut up right now, before I start to cry

Nimbic singing ‘bout a dead-ass knightAll our woes will grow and multiplyThen we’ll dieI bet we’ll be baked into the Lich King’s pieWe will soon be baked into the Lich King’s pieCan’t be long until we’re in the Lich King’s pie