"Couch Potato"

"Wheel Watcher"

The Lyrics

LookIf you had one shotTo get on the best game showAnd solve all of the puzzles you ever wantedWould you go for itOr not try to win?

Pat Sajak's readyEyes wide, forehead sweatyThe toss-up has been solved alreadyJust with E and TMuch solving and wheel revolvingAnd contestants readySo I watch, money is all they're gettingThey buy a vowelAnd I wanna disembowelI know it right now, buying one now is foulThey Bankrupt, wow!More spinning is messed up, nowNo Bonus RoundTime to throw in the towel

With RSTLNESolves can be done by meHate feuds with familyNever watch JeopardyMissolve insanitySpin for multiple TBig wins you gotta seeWhen they solve happily

Yo, it's my favorite game showNever want it to goAway from here, you knowIt's trapping meThey buy the letter EThen solve then station breakBetter not make anything here, I can't eat and solve it

"You're gonna lose your mind watching the Wheel", how they feelIt's not real, so surrealSo I still tune in every showI watch them buy A, E, I, and U, and also OSpinning for letters and solve puzzles, some missolve

"You're gonna lose your mind watching the Wheel", how they feelIt's not real, won't congeal"Turn off that silly old game show!"I watch them buy A, E, I, and U, and also OWhen they are solving in Bonus Round, some missolve"You're gonna..."

I see them spinningAs I see one is winningI have no need for Ken JenningsToss-Up 1 to Prize Puzzle to Bonus Round nowThe Speed-Up round is boring like the interviewsReruns, GSN, next up is daytime Wheel of FortuneBob Goen is in some, that's really important

Weeks for next fall, they've already been naming"Wheel and V8 Week" and the "Pet Lovers Week" both sound pretty lame, man"Wheel loves New York" it sounds just the same andThis episode just got ruined the first minuteI can't believe a Triple Stumper's in it

I'll move right on to the circuitous route to a million dollarsThen I'll bet she would not winBut she got it, and they got herAnd the million's won so the puzzles are harder

"You're gonna lose your mind watching the Wheel", how they feelIt's not real, so surrealSo I still tune in every showI watch them buy A, E, I, and U, and also OEven when the puzzle's all filled in, some missolve

"You're gonna lose your mind watching the Wheel", how they feelIt's not real, won't congealI still think that Wheel's where I should goI watch them buy A, E, I, and U, and also OEven when it's a lot that they would win, some missolve

Never miss any win or Final SpinI've seen someone spin again for quintuple NBut I only no-lettered it one time, one dayWish I didn't, 'cause watchers think I'm the way

Oh, and three consonants, and also one more vowelCalled a Q there, just like throwing in the towelDon't know what's up with all these contestantsThink they were put on the show just to test it

Also I like to look at the VannaSee her sweeping up the board until the puzzle's done, I'm a fan ofLooking at the dresses she wears every dayLook, she wears feathers, I wonder what Sajak and Trebek would just say

And there's new one or a rerun, on every weekdayAnd Wheel of Fortune's gone to Disney and hey, there's Express WedgeIt just has to put all Wheel Watchers on the edge

RSTLNE, yes, I'm a bonus freakAnd I have to know if it is a perfect bonus weekThe show here on TV, it is on before JeopardyI was planning on recording the good solvers, just for meI love shows when they do not call ZI guess 'til my brain is numb, and constantly'Cause I feel so happyWhen Wheel I seeI'm gonna spend my whole life in Wheel of Fortune ecstasy

"You're gonna lose your mind watching the Wheel", how they feelIt's not real, so surrealSo I still tune in every showI watch them buy A, E, I, and U, and also OVanna and Pat hate it when no wins and some missolve

"You're gonna lose your mind watching the Wheel", how they feelIt's not real, won't congeal"Turn off that Vanna White game show!"I watch them buy A, E, I, and U, and also OMaybe I will get on the show one day, no missolve

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