I think the primary one for me is I dont answer the phone at home. I dont even look for it when it rings. Typically my wife or daughther have hidden it anyway. I just ignore it because it's not for me anyway.

The other would be Sunday afternoon...outside football season, I dont do jack. I usually nap between 2pm-5pm.

Get all comfortable on the couch or chair and then realize the remote is on the other side of the room.

KCChiefsMan

06-09-2006, 01:44 PM

If I don't have any clean underwear and haven't even started any laundry.....

Mr. Laz

06-09-2006, 01:45 PM

inviting a chick over, even though i couldn't stand her, because i was too lazy to even :whackit:

KCChiefsMan

06-09-2006, 01:50 PM

half the time I pay my bills late, even though I have all of the money in the bank....just too lazy to write out a check and go mail it. I got a $39 late charge last month on my credit card bill for being a couple days late...I usually don't do that with credit card bills, but cable, phone, utilities....forget about it, pay it every couple of months. It's not because the money isn't in the bank, just a little lazy

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 01:50 PM

inviting a chick over, even though i couldn't stand her, because i was too lazy to even :whackit:

Did she have a key? Didn't you have to get up and let her in? I don't see the advantage, given that laziness was your motivator.

KcMizzou

06-09-2006, 01:56 PM

I've been known to throw away a pan, if it looks like it's going to be a real pain in the ass to get clean.

KCChiefsMan

06-09-2006, 01:56 PM

I'f been known to throw away a pan, if it looks like it's going to be a real pain in the ass to get clean.

Nice

sedated

06-09-2006, 01:56 PM

inviting a chick over, even though i couldn't stand her, because i was too lazy to even :whackit:

it's usually the other way around for me

Duck Dog

06-09-2006, 01:59 PM

I'f been known to throw away a pan, if it looks like it's going to be a real pain in the ass to get clean.

I've thrown complete sets dishes and silverware away.

sedated

06-09-2006, 01:59 PM

I've eaten a meal consisting of saltines and grape jelly, because I was too lazy to go get some real food.

Baby Lee

06-09-2006, 02:00 PM

If I don't have any clean underwear and haven't even started any laundry.....
Don't you see what this means!!??
There's nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gaberdine!!

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 02:00 PM

Interesting. I had a Cool Whip and Strawberry jelly meal.

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 02:01 PM

Don't you see what this means!!??
There's nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gaberdine!!

I'm out there and I'm lovin' it!

ChiefaRoo

06-09-2006, 02:01 PM

Posting on this board

sedated

06-09-2006, 02:01 PM

If I don't have any clean underwear and haven't even started any laundry.....

does the rest of that statement involve women's clothing of any sort?

"it's comfortable and makes me feel sexy"

Kclee

06-09-2006, 02:02 PM

I sit and read Chiefsplanet when I could be doing stuff.

Braincase

06-09-2006, 02:03 PM

I send my kids to get me beer/food/make popcorn/refill the wine glass from the box by the fridge (the real advantage to boxes of cheap merlot)/sharpen a pencil/... whatever else small kids are good for.

Someday it'l be "Hey, why don't you kids build us a deck?".

KCTitus

06-09-2006, 02:05 PM

I send my kids to get me beer/food/make popcorn/refill the wine glass from the box by the fridge (the real advantage to boxes of cheap merlot)/sharpen a pencil/... whatever else small kids are good for.

I thought that was a given...My two boys now fight over who's going to get dad the next beer. Unfortunately, sometimes, it comes a bit shaken.

shakesthecat

06-09-2006, 02:07 PM

I thought that was a given...My two boys now fight over who's going to get dad the next beer. Unfortunately, sometimes, it comes a bit shaken.

I'm not a parent, but it seems to me there's a very easy solution to that problem.

I'm not a parent, but it seems to me there's a very easy solution to that problem.

Have them each bring you a beer.

It happens...dad can hack it.

KCChiefsMan

06-09-2006, 02:18 PM

oh yeah, I did buy about 30 pairs of boxers and socks a while back I don't have to do laundry as much

chagrin

06-09-2006, 02:20 PM

I'm out there and I'm lovin' it!

"Now..."(Lattimer)"...you know yo're always welcome in my home, but as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned..."

KCChiefsMan

06-09-2006, 02:28 PM

I should mention my roommate, he has had a doughnut on his car for over a year now.

Mr. Kotter

06-09-2006, 02:37 PM

Sometimes when the fam is asleep, and I'm watching SportsCenter or CNN on TV late, winding down....instead of going to the bathroom down the hall, I get out of the chair....walk just out the door onto the deck....and pee in my wife's flower garden next to the house.

Everyone once in awhile she'll say something like, "I wonder why I can't get the flowers in the rest of my garden to grow like the ones next to the deck?" And I just give her a smirk and say, "damned if I know."

ChiefaRoo

06-09-2006, 02:42 PM

Sometimes when the fam is asleep, and I'm watching SportsCenter or CNN on TV late, winding down....instead of going to the bathroom down the hall, I get out of the chair....walk just out the door onto the deck....and pee in my wife's flower garden next to the house.

Everyone once in awhile she'll say something like, "I wonder why I can't get the flowers in the rest of my garden to grow like the ones next to the deck?" And I just give her a smirk and say, "damned if I know."

If you got Tivo you wouldn't have to do that and in the long run you'll save money on flowers.

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 02:43 PM

You should keep a bedpan around.

JimNasium

06-09-2006, 02:45 PM

Sometimes I'll just set the new roll of toilet paper on top of the depleted roll rather than go to the trouble of replacing it. That's pretty damn lazy.

sedated

06-09-2006, 02:48 PM

I've smoked weed out of a bong with no water because I didn't want to get up to put water in it.

when I was in high school, I would sometimes smoke schwag without de-stemming/de-seeding. Now I just buy KB and don't have to worry.

StcChief

06-09-2006, 02:52 PM

Sometimes when the fam is asleep, and I'm watching SportsCenter or CNN on TV late, winding down....instead of going to the bathroom down the hall, I get out of the chair....walk just out the door onto the deck....and pee in my wife's flower garden next to the house.

Everyone once in awhile she'll say something like, "I wonder why I can't get the flowers in the rest of my garden to grow like the ones next to the deck?" And I just give her a smirk and say, "damned if I know."

Take the dog out back in the woods, both of us pee out there....

Keeps the deer away.

banyon

06-09-2006, 02:58 PM

Sometimes when the fam is asleep, and I'm watching SportsCenter or CNN on TV late, winding down....instead of going to the bathroom down the hall, I get out of the chair....walk just out the door onto the deck....and pee in my wife's flower garden next to the house.

Everyone once in awhile she'll say something like, "I wonder why I can't get the flowers in the rest of my garden to grow like the ones next to the deck?" And I just give her a smirk and say, "damned if I know."

Make sure and wash your hands before you come back to the Planet.

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 03:03 PM

Sometimes I'll just set the new roll of toilet paper on top of the depleted roll rather than go to the trouble of replacing it. That's pretty damn lazy.

It is lazy, but seems to be SOP. I did that twice this week.

Baconeater

06-09-2006, 03:22 PM

I've put empty plastic leftover containers back in the fridge just so I don't have to wash them right away. I also never finish the milk because I don't want to rinse the jug and put it in the recycling.

ct

06-09-2006, 03:24 PM

Spending my work day here, every work day.

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 04:04 PM

I've put empty plastic leftover containers back in the fridge just so I don't have to wash them right away. I also never finish the milk because I don't want to rinse the jug and put it in the recycling.

That is lazy. Congrats - you're in the lead.

The Red Sea

06-09-2006, 04:40 PM

I used to always masterbate a few times during my Wifes "special few days a month"..in the last yr or so though I've been too lazy to pull the damn thing out much less the energy required to go through with it!

Bob Dole

06-09-2006, 05:17 PM

half the time I pay my bills late, even though I have all of the money in the bank....just too lazy to write out a check and go mail it. I got a $39 late charge last month on my credit card bill for being a couple days late...I usually don't do that with credit card bills, but cable, phone, utilities....forget about it, pay it every couple of months. It's not because the money isn't in the bank, just a little lazy

Bob Dole used to do that. Online bill-pay was a godsend for Bob Dole's credit rating.

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 05:18 PM

I used to always masterbate a few times during my Wifes "special few days a month"..in the last yr or so though I've been too lazy to pull the damn thing out much less the energy required to go through with it!

Ok.

Bob Dole

06-09-2006, 05:21 PM

I should mention my roommate, he has had a doughnut on his car for over a year now.

Bob Dole just traded in a car because it needed a new set of tires.

BucEyedPea

06-09-2006, 05:21 PM

After, substituting for another art director at an ad agency, picking my then 3 year old up at friends (who took her from daycare) after overtime until about 9 PM, get home fall asleep on bed with clothes on, with kid in arms and car keys still in hands...no food.

Bob Dole

06-09-2006, 05:22 PM

Almost forgot. Bob Dole didn't shave or trim any of his hair for nearly 6 months.

BucEyedPea

06-09-2006, 05:24 PM

Almost forgot. Bob Dole didn't shave or trim any of his hair for nearly 6 months.

Did that include in your nose, ears and toes?
:hmmm:

Tribal Warfare

06-09-2006, 05:25 PM

inviting a chick over, even though i couldn't stand her, because i was too lazy to even :whackit:

Was she hot? If not, it could be considered apathy in some form

BWillie

06-09-2006, 05:29 PM

Using my credit card to buy five cent items at Wal-Mart.

Bob Dole

06-09-2006, 05:29 PM

Did that include in your nose, ears and toes?
:hmmm:

Yes. (Though Bob Dole has never needed to trim his toe hair.)

BucEyedPea

06-09-2006, 05:37 PM

Yes. (Though Bob Dole has never needed to trim his toe hair.)
Ah, I see. Are you still doing Viagra commercials?

Oh, and how's Lizzy?

Frazod

06-09-2006, 05:37 PM

I bought a small dorm room style refrigerator for the spare bedroom where my TV and computer are, so I don't have to walk downstairs to get something cold to drink. :spock:

FWIW, it was a bit of a pain getting it up here....

(Yeah, I know, that's really weak)

sedated

06-09-2006, 05:40 PM

Sometimes I'll just set the new roll of toilet paper on top of the depleted roll rather than go to the trouble of replacing it. That's pretty damn lazy.

I can't remember the last time I put the TP on the dispenser.

Instead of cleaning my apartment, I just move.

Instead of cutting the price tag off of clothing, I just tuck it under.

Even though I've lost 60 pounds and gone from a 40 waist to a 34, I still wear my gigantic clothes because i'm too lazy to go shopping.

Plus, I got this award in high school:

Bob Dole

06-09-2006, 05:42 PM

Ah, I see. Are you still doing Viagra commercials?

Oh, and how's Lizzy?

The ED pretty much disappeared when Bob Dole switched to Pepsi and dumped Libby for Britney.

Mr. Laz

06-09-2006, 05:44 PM

Was she hot? If not, it could be considered apathy in some form

just hot enough that i could _____ even though i pretty much hated her.

BucEyedPea

06-09-2006, 05:45 PM

The ED pretty much disappeared when Bob Dole switched to Pepsi and dumped Libby for Britney.

cradle robber o:-) Guess that does away with needing Viagra.

Taco John

06-09-2006, 05:46 PM

I purchased one of those paint sprayers at Home Depot so that I wouldn't have to hand brush protective stain on my back yard fence... and then used it and returned it.

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 05:47 PM

just hot enough that i could beat off on myself even though i pretty much hated her.

ewww

Tribal Warfare

06-09-2006, 05:57 PM

just hot enough that i could _____ even though i pretty much hated her.

suddenly this thread is worthless without pics

CoMoChief

06-09-2006, 07:19 PM

I've been known to throw away a pan, if it looks like it's going to be a real pain in the ass to get clean.

Haha yeah Ive done that to a couple of dishes myself......REP!

Mr. Laz

06-09-2006, 07:39 PM

ewww
cheap editing bastige :cuss:

ChiTown

06-09-2006, 07:52 PM

This is pretty disgusting, but what the hell.

I was getting it on with some chick when I was in college. She stopped me right before pentration and told me I needed a condom. Instead of climbing down off the top bunk, and getting into my drawer for a fresh clean Trojan, I reached down under the mattress for a used condom I had put there the night before. I somehow manged getting the crusty condom open enough to get it over the tip.

What can I say, I was close to passing out, and I didn't want to waste time. And yes, I know that is completely fooked up.

Bootlegged

06-09-2006, 07:59 PM

This is pretty disgusting, but what the hell.

I was getting it on with some chick when I was in college. She stopped me right before pentration and told me I needed a condom. Instead of climbing down off the top bunk, and getting into my drawer for a fresh clean Trojan, I reached down under the mattress for a used condom I had put there the night before. I somehow manged getting the crusty condom open enough to get it over the tip.

What can I say, I was close to passing out, and I didn't want to waste time. And yes, I know that is completely fooked up.

Lies. Nothing but lies. Like you really banged 2 different chicks on consecutive nights. Years maybe...but not nights.

ChiTown

06-09-2006, 08:03 PM

Lies. Nothing but lies. Like you really banged 2 different chicks on consecutive nights. Years maybe...but not nights.

You are in the presence of greatness. Kneel before me, biatch....

Nzoner

06-09-2006, 08:13 PM

This may not count since I was drunk as hell but one night while living with a college gf I got out of her bed stood to my feet and proceeded to piss on the carpet.

I've smoked weed out of a bong with no water because I didn't want to get up to put water in it.

when I was in high school, I would sometimes smoke schwag without de-stemming/de-seeding. Now I just buy KB and don't have to worry.

KB?

What's that?

Tig O Bittys

06-09-2006, 09:06 PM

KB?

What's that?

Kelly Bundy

Jesus

06-09-2006, 09:57 PM

Out on the Sea of Galilee? I was facing a swim of a couple of miles. I said, screw that; I'm walking.

KCChiefsMan

06-09-2006, 10:16 PM

Out on the Sea of Galilee? I was facing a swim of a couple of miles. I said, screw that; I'm walking.

that just sounds smart rather than lazy...but I'm kinda frightened by all of those sea creatures....and who knows, you could drown swimming that far

chefsos

06-09-2006, 10:35 PM

Rather than getting out a broom, I usually just kick the trashcan or a nearby box onto the dirtiest part of the kitchen floor.

angel

06-09-2006, 10:47 PM

when I had a job and money to burn, I would buy new clothes instead of doing laundry

it's come in handy recently- I have enough clothes that I can go almost a whole month without doing laundry and still have clean clothes to wear... once a month, I truck it all to the laundry mat, and voila! two hours of laundry a month, tops

Jesus

06-09-2006, 10:53 PM

when I had a job and money to burn, I would buy new clothes instead of doing laundry

it's come in handy recently- I have enough clothes that I can go almost a whole month without doing laundry and still have clean clothes to wear... once a month, I truck it all to the laundry mat, and voila! two hours of laundry a month, tops

Women. How do you explain the whole shoe thing then? :rolleyes:

Halfcan

06-09-2006, 10:56 PM

I am so lazy I hire Gochiefs to Ghostwrite my post.

angel

06-09-2006, 10:59 PM

Women. How do you explain the whole shoe thing then? :rolleyes:

I have one pair of tennis shoes, one pair of snow boots, and during the summer, I wear my black flip-flops that I got for $5 three years ago.

I don't understand the whole shoe thing-- I don't like shoes. I go barefoot whenever possible.

The reason why I buy lots of clothes is the lazy factor-- not wanting to do laundry. Most of the clothes I own are different colors of the same thing. I find one thing I like, and buy a lot of them so that I only have to do laundry once a month.

I also don't wear makeup, "do" my hair or nails, and whatever other normal girly things that normal girls do. I think it goes along with the lazy thing in that area, too.

Jesus

06-09-2006, 11:00 PM

I have one pair of tennis shoes, one pair of snow boots, and during the summer, I wear my black flip-flops that I got for $5 three years ago.

I don't understand the whole shoe thing-- I don't like shoes. I go barefoot whenever possible.

The reason why I buy lots of clothes is the lazy factor-- not wanting to do laundry. Most of the clothes I own are different colors of the same thing. I find one thing I like, and buy a lot of them so that I only have to do laundry once a month.

I also don't wear makeup, "do" my hair or nails, and whatever other normal girly things that normal girls do. I think it goes along with the lazy thing in that area, too.

How about talking some sense into those other broads then? :shrug:

angel

06-09-2006, 11:05 PM

How about talking some sense into those other broads then? :shrug:
I don't think the world's men would like it if every girl were like me. Most of the men like a girl who dresses up for them.
For instance: I was just at the Royal's game, and all the guys stop and stare at the girls who have their hair done, make-up, are wearing short skirts and heels, etc. They wouldn't like it if every girl wore a white t-shirt and jeans with a pony tail and no make-up.

Jesus

06-09-2006, 11:09 PM

I don't think the world's men would like it if every girl were like me. Most of the men like a girl who dresses up for them.
For instance: I was just at the Royal's game, and all the guys stop and stare at the girls who have their hair done, make-up, are wearing short skirts and heels, etc. They wouldn't like it if every girl wore a white t-shirt and jeans with a pony tail and no make-up.

Be true to yourself, girl. You win in the long run.

Too bad, when they wake in the morning with someone like you.....they know what to expect. But when they wake up in the morning next to some like them, they are like....

angel

06-09-2006, 11:19 PM

Be true to yourself, girl. You win in the long run.

Too bad, when they wake in the morning with someone like you.....they know what to expect. But when they wake up in the morning next to some like them, they are like....
I'm not complaining. I like me. Honestly, when a guy comes up to me and the first thing out of his mouth is something about how I look, I'm not as interested. I don't want to be liked for my looks-- unless it gets me free Chiefs tickets, of course :) ... Looks fade, you know. Anyway, now I feel like I'm being preachy. Also, I've hijacked another thread. :shake:

Jesus

06-09-2006, 11:44 PM

I'm not complaining. I like me. Honestly, when a guy comes up to me and the first thing out of his mouth is something about how I look, I'm not as interested. I don't want to be liked for my looks-- unless it gets me free Chiefs tickets, of course :) ... Looks fade, you know. Anyway, now I feel like I'm being preachy. Also, I've hijacked another thread. :shake:

Walking home to the dorm one night from the bars, I really had to take a dump. So I left a "night deposit" in front of the night deposti window at a local bank. I wiped with paper from the trash can. What can I say....

chefsos

06-10-2006, 12:14 AM

Walking home to the dorm one night from the bars, I really had to take a dump. So I left a "night deposit" in front of the night deposti window at a local bank. I wiped with paper from the trash can. What can I say....
The truly lazy man woulda just shit in his pants, and then drop 'em in the neighbors' trash at the last possible moment. Fraud.

Lurch

06-10-2006, 12:29 AM

The truly lazy man woulda just shit in his pants, and then drop 'em in the neighbors' trash at the last possible moment. Fraud.

Awesome, I say. I really hate lazy people. Thanks for the uplifting perspective.

Nzoner

06-10-2006, 12:30 AM

The truly lazy man woulda just shit in his pants, and then drop 'em in the neighbors' trash at the last possible moment. Fraud.

"Shake a leg"

chefsos

06-10-2006, 12:34 AM

Awesome, I say. I really hate lazy people. Thanks for the uplifting perspective.
Actually, they sometimes are useful. I used to have a coworker who was as lazy as the day was long. But the boss said to me, "Watch how he does this, and learn. He will work his ass off to find the quickest, easiest and most efficient way to do this job. Then you just do it like that after I fire him."

sedated

06-10-2006, 05:04 PM

now that I think about it, I've dedicated a lot of effort into being as lazy as possible.

kinda ironic

crispystl420

06-10-2006, 05:17 PM

I've smoked weed out of a bong with no water because I didn't want to get up to put water in it.

when I was in high school, I would sometimes smoke schwag without de-stemming/de-seeding. Now I just buy KB and don't have to worry.
thas sick dude sticks and seeds???

ENDelt260

06-10-2006, 05:41 PM

I've smoked weed out of a bong with no water because I didn't want to get up to put water in it.

when I was in high school, I would sometimes smoke schwag without de-stemming/de-seeding. Now I just buy KB and don't have to worry.
Sometimes I'm too lazy to pack a bowl.

I'm pretty sure when you're too lazy to be a pothead, you're close to the pinnacle of laziness.

ENDelt260

06-10-2006, 05:42 PM

I used to always masterbate a few times during my Wifes "special few days a month"..in the last yr or so though I've been too lazy to pull the damn thing out much less the energy required to go through with it!
I would never marry a woman that wouldn't f*ck on the rag.

ENDelt260

06-10-2006, 05:43 PM

I bought a small dorm room style refrigerator for the spare bedroom where my TV and computer are, so I don't have to walk downstairs to get something cold to drink. :spock:

FWIW, it was a bit of a pain getting it up here....

(Yeah, I know, that's really weak)
I keep meaning to put one of those full of beer next to the recliner.

But, y'know, I'm lazy.

ENDelt260

06-10-2006, 05:47 PM

I don't think the world's men would like it if every girl were like me. Most of the men like a girl who dresses up for them.
For instance: I was just at the Royal's game, and all the guys stop and stare at the girls who have their hair done, make-up, are wearing short skirts and heels, etc. They wouldn't like it if every girl wore a white t-shirt and jeans with a pony tail and no make-up.
They'd probably get hit in the shoulder less.

sedated

06-10-2006, 05:50 PM

thas sick dude sticks and seeds???

I was in high school, what can I say? :shrug:

schwag is pretty disgusting anyway, a few stems and seeds couldn't hurt that much :shrug:

It could be worse, I could have f*cked a chick with a used condom :shake:

ENDelt260

06-10-2006, 05:52 PM

How do you end up with a dry bong anyway? Was it brand new? The only time I dump my bong water out is when I realize, "Hm... I've been smoking through this a few weeks now... maybe it's time to replace it," and I refill it right away.

sedated

06-10-2006, 06:02 PM

How do you end up with a dry bong anyway? Was it brand new? The only time I dump my bong water out is when I realize, "Hm... I've been smoking through this a few weeks now... maybe it's time to replace it," and I refill it right away.

I always dump the water out when I put it away/hide it before I go to work.

I live in an apartment, and the lease says that the maintenance people can come in whenever they want, and I've witnessed it to be true. I've had them come in and check something even when I didn't call. f*ckin shady.