I look in the bathroom mirror every morning as part of my 2 hour daily warm up followed by open palm slamming a VHS of Chronicles of Riddick into the VHS and right then and there start doing the moves alongside with the main character, Riddick. I do every move and I do every move hard. Makin whooshing sounds when I slam down some necro bastards or even when I mess up technique. Not many can say they escaped the galaxy's most dangerous prison. I can. I say it and I say it out loud everyday to people in my college class and all they do is prove people in college class can still be immature jerks. And I've learned all the lines and I've learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by shouting them all. 2 hours including wind down every morning.

I ♥♥♥♥ING HATE STUART LITTLE THE RAT BASTARD WITH HIS ♥♥♥♥ING GAY SMILE, I'LL ♥♥♥♥ING RING THAT♥♥♥♥♥♥THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM THE ♥♥♥♥ING RAT. ILL ♥♥♥♥ING TWIST HIS RAT HEAD OF HIS ♥♥♥♥ING BODY AND HIS BONES WILL CRUMBLE IN MY ♥♥♥♥ING FIST THE ♥♥♥♥ING RAT ♥♥♥♥ING BASTARD LITTLE ♥♥♥♥ING♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen i have a plan to get rid of the rat♥♥♥♥♥♥just listen up ok so ill distract george little and take him out back, you rush in the front door drag him outside to the road and curb stomp his ♥♥♥♥ING SMILING JAW ON THE PAVEMENT THE RAT ♥♥♥♥ING♥♥♥♥♥♥

Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥ing rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mouse♥♥♥♥er didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i ♥♥♥♥ed your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.