:
: "The monkeys stand for honesty,
: Giraffes are insincere,
: And the elephants are kindly but
: They're dumb.
: Orangutans are skeptical
: Of changes in their cages,
: And the zookeeper is very fond of rum."

: The Zoo,

: Simon and Garfunkle 1968

See my simultaneous answer, below. Small minds run in the same gutter, they say.