Courtney Stodden Is Too ‘Enhanced’ For Playboy

In an effort to look like she’s an indecisive 18-year-old girl, the middle-aged plastic grab bag of parts known as Courtney Stodden tweeted that she is not doing porn now, but will definitely pose for Playboy:

No to porn … yes to @Playboy ;) xxx

Except Playboy wants absolutely nothing to do with Courtney because they’re apparently the last bastions of natural beauty now. TMZ reports:

But according to our Playboy sources, no offer has been made to Stodden nor will one EVER be made. Our sources say Stodden “doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model” … adding she looks too “enhanced.”
One source added, “[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway.”

“Although, to be fair,” the source added. “I’ve never been on the Internet or met anyone with a penis, but I don’t see how that would change anything.”