Sexiest Quotes Of The Week: The Bulge Of My Sack

“…you never wanna have sex with people you like. You can’t have good sex with people you like. Doing those things. And then you’re supposed to talk to them?” – Larry David, on his divorce.

“I was getting network notes on the bulge of my sack! I wore my pants so freaking tight and it was like, after awhile, we got a problem there. So, literally, the last season we loosened up his pants.” – Jaleel White, on growing up playing Urkel.

“I have a strong face and name recognition for Playmates between the late 1980s and early 1990s, and a lot of those images are still floating around up there in my head…I could pick Wendy Hamilton, Miss December 1991, out of a lineup.” – Jason Sudekis, on what’s in his spank bank.