Perrinzki

Good ol' memories, and since this isn't locked even after 2 years, I will type something on-topic: That spanish employee of the Burger Shot that says "Welcome to Burger Shot muthaf*ckaaa'!" or when you order something: "Bon apetit, mothaf*cka'!". I lol'ed so much with this guy.

Funny cut scene bits I tried to do these from memory so they may not be 100% accurate lol

- (one of the first Roman missions) Roman - Hello Roman Bellic Enterprises...........Er No, Mr Bellic has stepped away from his office, can I take a message?...........okay, great...No I'm not okay(Niko laughs).....I'll tell him!

- (When Niko has to go on a gay date) Roman - ....So I'm just filling out your profile.... Niko - I'm a sensitive person who likes to be held with big strong arms?!

- (After Crime and Punishment) Andrei - Who are you working for Niko - My Cousin, Roman... (roman muffled scream) Andrei - Thats Not good enough. I'm gonna saw off your f**king arm. Speak Niko - Ok, ok, your dad likes it up the ass. What do you want me to say, ah...

Mikihail - Good Lord!.....what are you doing? Andrei - Nothing.....I mean, I was finding out who he is. Mikihail - and, who is he Andrei - He is...his cousin Mikihail - You were about to cut up some guy in my house, making all that noise, to find out he is his cousin?

This game has some of the funniest sayings I've ever heard in games and its so well told and acted as well you could just imagine being there in real life watching the action unfold!

Dria23

I remember I was just driving around and I ran into one of those random "blue people" on the map. Well the guy got ran over at high speed by some random British guy. Lol the British guy called the police and said (in an English accent) "Hello? Police? I seem to have ran over a poor chap. I think he might be dead!" lol it was too hilarious. I had to kill him though

Fisciletti

Niko: Roman, how's it going?Roman: Have you seen this bank heist on the news, NB? That's some crazy sh*t. I bet you wish you'd pulled off a job like that...Niko: Who says I didn't.Roman: You're sh*tting me, NB. No f*cking way! Who'd you do it with?