(Parents wave goodbye as the snorks swim away on the bus. Also, Occy tags along, but is behind the bus)

Ranger Ripple: Welcome aboard, Snork Scouts! My name is Ranger Ripple! You're going to have lots of fun on this camping trip, and learn how to live off the sand!

(Arrive there)

Ranger Ripple: Welcome to Camp Snorkawumpa! Here, you will learn how to survive in the wilderness, and how to do without the modern conviniences of home.

Junior: Boy, this is really roughing it! *laughs*

Ranger Ripple: You will also learn how to live in harmony with the creatures of the sea. You will also have the chance to win merrit badges in various skills, and whoever wins the most merrit badges will be named Senior Snork Scout.

(Tooter calls on some fish, but they head towards Junior and his record machine instead)

Junior: I guess I'm the Snorkland Fish Calling Champion. I broke the record.

Willie: *breaks record* Uh, I broke the record.

(Casey is drawing a fish nearby)

Allstar: Nice work, Casey.

Casey: Shh, don't scare it away.

(Junior flashes it with his state-of-the-art camera)

Allstar: What happened?

Casey: Oh, this fish is gone! Now I won't be able to finish my drawing!

Junior: *hands her a picture of it looking scared* You can copy my picture, Casey!

Allstar: Don't worry, Casey, there's a lot more fish in the sea.

Casey: If Junior doesn't scare them away.

(Junior and Willie accidentally bump into the camera, and it flashes on them - meanwhile, Ranger Ripple has the snorks come together)

Ranger Ripple: Now campers, to cook here in the wilderness, you have to make a camp steamer. Allstar, would you show everyone how it's done?

Allstar: Sure, Ranger Ripple. First, you find a warm spot on the ground - that means there's a steam line undergorund. Then, you drill. *steam pops out* and there you have it, a camp steamer.

Snorks: Yay!

Dimmy: Oh boy, let's roast some plankburgers!

Allstar: Do you wanna join us Junior? Willie?

Willie: Yeah!

Junior: No thanks! We Wetworths don't drill for steam - we bring out own! *pops it out of a can and goes to the grill* A plank steak, a la Wetworth, please.

Snorks: Hmph!

<TRANSITION>

(Later that night, the snorks are telling scary stories by the steam)

Casey (oddly in Daffney's voice): Tell us a story, Ranger Ripple!

Dimmy: Yeah, make up a scary one!

Ranger Ripple: Oh I don't have to make up a scary story, Dimmy. I'll tell you all about the Phosphorous Phantom. Here in the woods, alte at night, when all of the naimals in the ocean are asleep in the deep, the Phosphorous Phantom prowls, searchign for its next victim. Its favorite food is - young snork. So, whenever it is very dark, and you see strange mysterious lights, getting closer, and closer, and closer - watch out! It's the Phantom! *all get really scared and fall off the edge of their seats, causing him to laugh* It's a good one, eh? Well, don't worry. There's no such thing as the Phosphorous Phantom.