2. Jessica’s demonstrated lack of knowledge as to the relationship between a live animal and the food it becomes (Chicken of the Sea and buffalo wings being the prime examples) may indicate that she’s confused about meat’s origins.

3. She and Tony Romo have invested in a chain of barbeque restaurants and are trying to subconsciously put consumers in the mood for some Hickory-smoked meatiness. (Note his shirt in this picture – coincidence?)

Every time I hear the name Tony Romo I instantly think of the rib restaurant, Tony Romas. I guess that’s why he is famous, not because he dates annoying celebrities but because his name sounds like a rib chain.