Author's Description:Bob found the grocery list fluttering across the parking lot. The things on the list weren't just interesting. they were intoxicating. He HAD to find the woman who made that list. But how to go about finding the love of his life? Being a meticulous man, he came up with plans A through F.
And he had to use them all.Size: 373 KB ( ~ 70,732 words)Genre: RomanticSex Contents: Some SexTags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Humor, First, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Slow

I know this is an old story, but I saw it wasn't reviewed and thought it needed one.

I read this story shortly after I joined SOL and liked it. When tags were added, I added it as a special, even though I was not sure why.

So the other day I was looking for something to read and decided to re-read it to see why I liked it. I soon found out. IT IS THE FUNNIEST ROMANCE I HAVE EVER READ!

I swear, Lubrican and Stormy Weather both must have been tipsy when they wrote this story, because I don't know how they came up with some of the stuff in it if they weren't.

The hero, Bob (what else would he be named in a Lubrican story), talks to his smart (not in an intelligent way) penis, and has a dog which does not want to do anything he says. The heroine, Chris, talks to her dog, who seems to know exactly what she is saying. Half of the other supporting characters are just weird.

Bob found a grocery list in the supermarket parking lot. But it is not just a normal grocery list, it is a sexy grocery list. He of course sets out to find the owner of the list, who seems to be his dream girl. Chris writes romance novels and is looking for her toad (like the one you can kiss and turn into a prince?).

The situations they get into while finding that they both are what they are each looking for are hilarious. I just had to laugh numerous times each chapter.

Michelle, I have to commend you as the editor also. I was able to find only one error, a by where a my should be.

There is not a lot of sex, only the last couple chapters and they have the normal Lubrican touch. Although what the penis says would up the rating on that a little.

They authors don't say who wrote what. I would guess Lubrican write the male parts & Stormy write the female parts. There just seems to be a different feel to them.