6:11 p.m. — On Gonic Road a man in a blue shirt is jumping in and out of traffic. A little later the same male is doing the same thing on Brock Street, but has removed his shirt to better blend in. He can be identified by the McDonald's cup he is clutching.

6:51 p.m. — An officer and several other motorists stop to assist an injured owl on Lowell Street. Police are told "There are no circumstances where Fish and Game will come out for a bird." They may not give a hoot, being understaffed. Abundant Wildlife will respond for a fee, but nobody wants to go that route. The city's animal control officer can't be reached, and a message is left for her. The owl's eventual fate is unrecorded.

7:59 p.m. — On Cattail Place, a Yahoo account is hacked, a cell phone canceled and a threat made to cut off utilities. No crimes are committed, though.

8:10 p.m. — On Lafayette Street a man reports the theft of money and blames his girlfriend's brother.

8:23 p.m. — On North Dewberry Lane, Michael Lovely, 26, a transient, is charged with violation of terms of probation.

9:16 p.m — A lady with "long, wild hair" is seen pushing a stroller down toward the Cocheco near St. Elizabeth Seton School. The caller is concerned for a child's welfare, but when police locate a stroller it is only filled with metal from the river, scrapping further investigation.

10:15 p.m. — Near the Knights of Columbus, a man and his bags are passed out on the lawn.

10:16 p.m. — Near Blue Seal Feeds, the same man (or another one) plus luggage lie on the ground. A cab comes and spirits him away.

10:16 p.m. — A Cross Road egging victim has just been re-egged. She has recovered some egg cartons as evidence.

10:31 p.m. — Jamey Drive is the scene of several other egg incidents. Goldrush Lane is not unscathed.

11:31 p.m. — A fight is reported on South Main Street near Dunkin' Donuts.

9:14 a.m. — In Dunkin' Donuts parking lot on Milton Road, a tall man with dreadlocks, green shirt and work boots dishes out a death threat to a total stranger.

9:31 a.m. — The Dunkin' Donuts on Gonic Road is plagued by a female panhandler addicted to cigarettes.

10:18 a.m. — A Salmon Falls Road resident gets persistent calls saying she has won thousands of dollars. Police track the scam to somewhere in New York.

10:51 a.m. — A Church Street resident is a credit card fraud victim.

1:31 p.m. — A bike which was chained to a post has been stolen from the side of a home on Court Street.

2:09 p.m. — In Staples parking lot, a man emerges from a vehicle and threatens a lady with a baseball bat.

3:09 p.m. — A thin cat called Katie has strayed from Bickford Road.

3:27 p.m. — Surveillance tape exists at McDonald's on North Main Street of a cell phone theft.

3:30 p.m. — Day three of egging on Goldrush Lane has police scrambling to respond. The victims believe it is nocturnal vandalism.

4:16 p.m. — A Spaulding Avenue woman, who believes her neighbors do not like dogs, asserts that they have taken a photo of her backyard and posted it on Craig's List with the plea, "Please come and help us."

4:23 p.m. — A woman finds a golden retriever and a boxer on Strafford Road and "demands police come and collect them." The police dog log shows that similar dogs reside on that street, but the people deny ownership. The dog finder repeats her request for police to come and get 'em, but minutes later, brings them to the station herself.

5:37 p.m. — A jogger reports a sleazy looking male in a multicolored car with a camera photographing children playing in a yard. As the jogger neared, the driver threw his camera on the seat and took off.

6:42 p.m. — After a Wakefield Street traffic stop, John Hall, 45, of 17 McKinley St. is charged with transporting alcoholic beverages.

11:48 a.m. — Granite Ford employees have found a banded white dove with clipped wings that won't fly away. The PD says it cannot pick up the bird but the animal control officer called with suggestions. A magician is not mentioned.

12:56 p.m. — A Crown Point Road horse in a field is reportedly dying. The ACO, familiar with the situation, quickly responds and does "a visual." Dobbin is up again on her arrival.

6:06 p.m. — The driver of a Massachusetts vehicle scudding around the Schley Street neighborhood is advised to take it easy.

6:15 p.m. — On Pickering Road, a dog has reportedly been howling for hours. Police assert "there was no dog" but a neighbor dispute.

6:15 p.m. — An Amazon campground woman says a man who gave her drugs is now coming over in the expectation of sexual favors.

7:08 p.m. — At Brock's Plywood on North Main Street, a boy and a girl jump over the fence. The girl runs behind a building, and the boy, pausing only to urinate, runs after her. Police return the youngsters to a grandmother and apprise them of the concept of criminal trespassing.

9:50 p.m. — An elderly Laurel Terrace resident has become agitated after five minutes of buzzer-ringing.

10:36 p.m. — Donovan J. Banks, 18, of 140B South Main St., is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of simple assault.

11:50 p.m. — After a traffic stop on Chestnut Hill Road, Brandon Paradis, 18, of 132 Crown Point Road is charged with attempt to commit burglary.