left earbud used to mildly cut awkward cacophony when well- hung tenant is fucking the life out of an unexpected house guest whom he failed to request landlordian permission to issue an overnight invitation

There is not enough grass and kale juice in the world to lift my spirits if I cannot find my reggie to help me through this long, loud night.

A dude who's way too cool to make up and urbandictionary definition of his own name...someone with a boring name like James or Sally has to make up one for him. Additional characteristics necessary for being called Reggie include being impossibly awesome, and being impossibly talented at everything (except singing). Oh, and everybody loves Reggies.

Girl 1: I think I'm in love! Look at that dude over there!
Girl 2: I think I'm in love too! He's probably called Reggie.
Girl 1: Yeah, most likely. They say guys called Reggie are the coolest.
Girl 2: That's soo true!

A person who isn't a 'sidekicker' aka owner of a kick. They don't know how to talk to people on a txting level. While sidekickers put effort and time into our convos they will respond in such ways: 'O', 'yea' 'ha' 'lol' 'ok'. To retaliate we may such words back to get their lazy asses to say more than two damn words. How to solve prob? : Hook reggies up wit a kick.

sidekicker:Heyyyy? wassup? How are you?
reggie:fine
sidekicker: Wat u doin?
reggie:nuthin. bored.
sidekicker: Really? I just won a million dollars, saved a cat, and got shot in the leg!
reggie:O