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Scooter and Matt are fighting. Is it because they are planning to quit Costco and don’t know where their next quart of hummus is coming from? Also, what does it mean if you identify as hetero yet met your spouse at a foam party?

Happy Friday! Scott joins us to Heloise this bitch and you’ll want to pay attention: there are suggestions for tissue paper optimization and toilet safety. And if you’ve ever wondered just what it takes for Matt to maintain his coiffure, you’re in luck! (Hint: pants are optional).