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Action Item: Sentrion Auditions As Budding "Pron" Star!
- A big and decisive battle took place this past cycle, resulting in the capture of pron by Sentrion from the Ornery HCobb. In a statement to SoFNN, Sentrion told us: "Well, first I counted up soak and strike, then I divided by 5, carried the 4, and, well you know, it just worked out well."

Second item: P_Showin'off Asks "Okay, Now Where's Otis"?

- P_schoenhoff captured the HW of Milo from Brendanjlane this past cycle, using a moderate sized nozball with extreme ESF overflight. What's next on the horizon? "Hive and seek!"

Third Item: Bull Halsey Answers "What Are You Called In The Bathroom"!

- Well, he did when he took Paneuropa this past cycle, in a brutal battle with Helgrenze. We caught up with him to catch his statement: "A Paneuropean!"

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