Confused Brits are so angry with Americans for not having egg cup

For one of the most developed countries in the world, America sure is lacking some basic living necessities.

Did you know, for example, that it’s common for apartments in the New York City and surrounding areas not to have a washer and dryer? True story; you can get any kind of food delivered to your door within 13 minutes, but when it comes to washing your undies you have to traipse down to the nearest launderette, Metro UK reports.

But that’s not what’s got British people’s panties in a twist. Instead, they’re sharing shock and disbelief over the fact Americans don’t use egg cups. Furthermore, most haven’t even heard of eggs and soldiers. These are disturbing times we live in.

Some guy tweeted his alarm at the discovery:

Also true. If you want a cup of tea (or anything that calls for boiling water), you’ve got to heat it up on a stove like you’re camping out under the stars.

FYI this is what an egg cup looks like people:

Also, American eggs are some weird, off-white color, not golden brown like Britain’s.

I reached out to an American about these vile rumors. It checks out:

It’s almost as unforgivable as the time America tried to take credit for inventing the sausage roll.