I like to think Criminy just wandered in because he was wondering what was going on, then hears Sam being violently misogynist and either confronts him or runs away in terror, not meaning to get involved in any of this.

And Theo just tries to get everyone to read (early) Sinfest and Tat is trying to stop him but then Theo just starts talking about pimp ninjas again.

Random thought: Squig, aren't pigs like you often made into actual sausages? 0_o