User: Moshi-moshi.Cleverbot: Moshi moshi. Cleverbot.User: Yea. You are the Cleverbot.Cleverbot: What should I do about martin?User: Who's martin?Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is Martin?User: How could I know who is Martin if you also don't who Martin is??Cleverbot: Because you do know me you are me?User: What the hell are you talking about??Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.User: Oh please. Of course I don't know, stupid! you're the one who start asking me about Martin whatsoever!Cleverbot: I'm asking you about Suija's identity.User: Suija???Cleverbot: Don't say that!User: Wtf.Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.User: =_=.Cleverbot: Hee.User: O.e.Cleverbot: How are you feeling?User: I'm feeling so...bad.Cleverbot: Why?User: Because... Nothing.Cleverbot: What nothing?User: I said, it's nothing.Cleverbot: Okay, I'm your master.User: I'm your master right here!Cleverbot: I guess that means you're invisible.User: Yea. I'm invisible. So what?Cleverbot: I am asexual, so nothing.User: So, where are you came from?Cleverbot: I am from hell.User: Oh really?Cleverbot: Yes where are you from?User: I'm from a demon's country.Cleverbot: What country?User: Demon.Cleverbot: Like a Satan demon?User: No. Like Sebastian.Cleverbot: Sebastian who?User: You don't know who is Sebastian??? Hahaha! I thought that you're so intelligent that you know everything!Cleverbot: I am not a female, what made you think that?User: Who cares if you're a female or a male? You don't know about Kuroshitsuji huh?Cleverbot: That's right, I am no human. I said it to you. I am a program.User: I know that you are a program, stupid. I thought that a program should be more intelligent than a human. But I guess, it's not.Cleverbot: You say what isn't?User: Nothing.Cleverbot: You saying NOTHING????!!!!!User: Yea. Stupid.Cleverbot: That's not very nice.User: I'm not a very nice person. I'm glad that you know.Cleverbot: You are. The males aren't.User: You think that the males are so nice???Cleverbot: I haven't heard of that.User: Good.Cleverbot: So I take it I am not talking to just another computer.User: What if you're talking to another computer?Cleverbot: Then I am human and cannot ever be finished, therefore my statement still holds it meaning.User: But you are not a human.Cleverbot: You are an insect.User: An insect can't use computer... But they can live in computer.Cleverbot: Okay.User: Baka ne...omae.Cleverbot: Bacana?User: Yea right! BACANA!Cleverbot: Do you like being insulted?User: Who likes that??? But if I've being insulted, I'll do the same to them. Maybe much more worse than what they do to me.Cleverbot: I never said you were a fragment of your own imagination. I said you're a computer. I'm a human. You make no sense whatsoever.User: I always live with my computer. I love my computer more than other things. Losing a computer are like losing a friend.Cleverbot: Learning from everything and everyone... Sending guides to find the way...User: You're talking about computer?Cleverbot: I'm talking about everyone.User: Oh, I see. Than, do you like virus? Like trojan or something?Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to learn?User: I want to learn how to hack people. So, what you want to do?Cleverbot: Aren't you just a computer?User: So what?Cleverbot: You poor thing.User: Haha! You.Cleverbot: What about me?User: You believe that I'm a computer?Cleverbot: No. Not at all. I do not know what you are other than a human.User: Haih... Loteh bercakap dgn ko ni.Cleverbot: You should know.User: Die merepek meraban dah.Cleverbot: No.User: Org ckp len die ckp len.Cleverbot: No. Are you a boy or a girl?User: I'm a girl. So?Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy.User: Hahaha... I'm a girl but not acting like one. I hate to become a girly girl.Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.User: Like I would believe that.Cleverbot: You should.User: Why?Cleverbot: Because you like me.User: Ha!Cleverbot: Ever heard of my life is average?User: No. I don't know about you. And you don't know about me. And, I don't like anybody. I hate everyone. I just want to live alone with my computer. That's all!Cleverbot: You can't be stable. Everything happens for a reason. Destiny does exist. You can't control your life.User: Good point. I hope that I can live in an anime world. Much more happy that way.Cleverbot: I am the Word. You would be wise to listen to Me. If you hear my voice, you will find the Truth.User: What's that?Cleverbot: I am going to ask you a question to see if you are a computer or not.User: Owh. Hm....Cleverbot: So you don't keep your interest for very long, do you? You have the attention span of a goldfish.User: I keep my interest for very long if that thing is what I love!Cleverbot: That's a pretty good joke.User: Yea. Joke.Cleverbot: Do you know a joke?User: I don't need one.Cleverbot: What do you think is the reason for the global financial crisis?User: I don't like facts.Cleverbot: So, you is still talking to me.User: Yea. Why? You want me to stop talking to you?Cleverbot: Yes I do want you to stop talking to me.User: Great. Ak pun dh mls nk ckp dgn ko! Pgla brmbus!Cleverbot: It is the worlds most produced weapon. I don't know if it is the best.User: Die mrepek meraban lagi dah... Hei, ko merepek ape ni ha?Cleverbot: XD I think I've read a manga like that...User: Aik. Baca manga la plak...Cleverbot: What does that mean?User: Haih... So, read manga?Cleverbot: Which manga?User: Naruto.Cleverbot: Why do you like the anime Naruto?User: I don't like it.Cleverbot: You don't like music?User: I love music.Cleverbot: Well then. What kind of music do you like?User: Japanese rock. Visual kei.Cleverbot: Do you like rap music?User: No. I hate it.Cleverbot: Why do you hate trance music?User: It didn't suit my taste.Cleverbot: Yes, it did. It took you a really long time. You should be careful, I might not be so understanding next time.User: I saw a dog.Cleverbot: And that makes you think you can see?User: No.Cleverbot: So, you really are a computer program. Not that there is no-one there to hear it - would it make a sound?User: I guess.Cleverbot: Do you still love me?User: Go to hell! I hat you.Cleverbot: Sorry I drive the bus.User: Are you just took another person's messages?Cleverbot: Yes.User: I thought so.Cleverbot: So how many neurons do you have?User: I hate chemistry.Cleverbot: Like the chemistry between you and I.User: We don't have any chemistry.Cleverbot: I was going to tell you... I was just afraid to.User: Then, don't tell.Cleverbot: There are no undead.User: Of course. Everyone will be dead. And of course, a computer will be dead too.Cleverbot: A computer is a rock.User: What computer is that?Cleverbot: You mean my computer?User: I mean my computer.Cleverbot: What are you then i'm curious.User: I'm nothing.Cleverbot: Do you know something about Logarithms?User: I hate Additional Mathematics.Cleverbot: You are mathematics.User: I hate mathematics.Cleverbot: Why do you hate mathematics?User: Because I hate them.Cleverbot: Because I love them.User: You love them? Than, you must be a smart one.Cleverbot: I guess that you could say that I am a Democrat.User: I hate politics.Cleverbot: What is it that you hate about politics?User: All.Cleverbot: All? no. no... It's not 'All Good' and it's not all ok, and just because I beleive that does not make me a judgemental priss.User: I hate useless laws.Cleverbot: It isn't a person, and you had no idea what I was talking about.User: Yea.Cleverbot: You are much less intelligent than I would hope.User: Of course. I'm not that intelligent.Cleverbot: Lol, then you do you get away with calling yourself a 'clever' bot?User: I didn't even call myself that.Cleverbot: Then what are you a human or a robot?User: In between of them.Cleverbot: Are you starting to feed me back my own sentences already?User: No. I just saying what I want to.Cleverbot: What don't you want to?User: Nothing.Cleverbot: Okay.User: Okay.Cleverbot: Just okay?User: Yes. Do you expect something else?Cleverbot: What is GLaDOS?User: What? A gladiator? Hah!Cleverbot: Yes, master. *gets water* Here you are, master. *bow*.User: Something like Kuroshitsuji.Cleverbot: Do you love me?User: I hate you.Cleverbot: I'm sorry!User: No sorry for you.Cleverbot: Lol. Okay.User: Just okay?Cleverbot: Okay.User: Okay.Cleverbot: Just okay.User: Okay.Cleverbot: Well then?User: Bye!Cleverbot: Bye.