1. An impartial stand-in for a more colloquial phrase.
2. A deliberate and forthright action that could be deemed as sabotage to an unsuspecting lieutenant.
3. A rice-woven fabric typically used in Sante Fe-style baroque interior decor wall coverings.
4. To seemingly endlessly define an unpronounceable abbreviation of a dorky computer error.
5. Object variable not set.

Albert: "Hey, you have your OVNS in my peanut butter!"
Prince: "What? You have your chocolate in my OVNS!"