Yo Granny Jokes

Yo granny so old she waited tables at the last supper!Yo granny so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds!Yo granny is so old her birth certificit said EXSPIRED!When your granny was born the doctor slapped her parents!Yo granny's blood type is RAGU!Yo granny's glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving!