Cross-eyes rotweiler

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog`s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let`s have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I`m going to have to put him down.""What? Because he`s cross-eyed?" "No, because he`s really heavy"