98. Kim Clijsters' Two Right Feet

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The chicken dance is no easy task, and former top-ranked tennis player Kim Clijsters learned that the hard way last year when she stepped on someone's foot at her cousin Tim's wedding party (likely attempting to engage in some form of the chicken dance).

91. Brandon Marshall's McAccident

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While still on the Broncos in 2008, talented hands man Brandon Marshall allegedly slipped on a McDonald's wrapper and smashed his right forearm into his entertainment system in an attempt to stabilize himself.

88. Alan Wright's New Car

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A Premiership veteran, 5'4" defender Alan Wright decided to finally treat himself to a sexy Ferrari. Then, after only compiling 1,000 miles on the vehicle, it became clear Wright was straining his knee every time he stepped on the gas (aren't phone books the typical lift?).

He traded it in for a club-sponsored Rover instead.

87. Lionel Simmons' Addiction

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Like an enormous percentage of the world's youth, Kings rookie Lionel Simmons fell for the addictive Game Boy system like a mafia informant in the Hudson River. As a result, he developed tendinitis in his left wrist and forearm and had to miss two games.

85. Brian Cushing's Insanity

84. Steve Morrow's Winning Toss

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After scoring the winning goal in the League Cup final for Arsenal against Sheffield Wednesday in 1993, 22-year-old Steve Morrow was lifted onto the shoulders of Tony Adams, who almost just as quickly dropped him...

Breaking his collarbone and eventually keeping him out of the FA Cup Final.

83. Tom Glavine's Stomach Issues

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While throwing up an in-flight meal in 1992, stud southpaw Tom Glavine broke a rib.

Like many airborne passengers before him.

82. Ken Griffey Jr. in a Bind

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Ken Griffey Jr. displayed the sweetest swing the baseball world has ever seen.

75. Jose Theodore's Icy Drop

74. Jeff Kent's Supposedly Soapy Attempt

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Two years after winning the NL MVP award, second baseman Jeff Kent became an instant league-wide joke when he broke a bone in his left wrist while washing his truck in 2002. However, it turns out he really injured himself pulling stunts on his motorcycle.

73. David Cone Gets Chewed

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June 3, 1998: The New York Daily News reports that Yankees pitcher David Cone is bitten on the index finger of his right pitching hand by his mother's four-month-old Jack Russell terrier named Veronica.

Orlando Hernandez earns his first start since arriving from Cuba due to the unlikely injury.

72. Dave Beasant Drops the Mayo

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Rumor has it that in 1993, Chelsea goalie Dave Beasant cut a tendon in his big toe by dropping a large glass jar of salad cream—whatever that is—on his foot.

71. Kyle Farnsworth's Fiery Nature

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After giving up six runs in the ninth inning to the Houston Astros in 2004, fireballer Kyle Farnsworth took his frustrations out on an electric fan.

53. Marty Cordova Forgets the Gym and Laundry

52. Brian Anderson Tests the Heat

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Former Diamondbacks pitcher Brian Anderson, the same man who once allegedly developed elbow stiffness from leaving his arm across the back seat of a taxi too long, scripted a brilliant encore when he tested the temperature of an iron by pressing it to his jaw.

It was scorching.

51. Gus Frerotte Gets Too Excited

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Gus Frerotte rarely scored touchdowns, but when he did, he preferred to purposely injure himself afterward.

34. Jose Cardenal's Curious Wakeup

33. Turk Edwards Reaches the End

A Hall of Fame tackle, Turk Edwards was applauded for his brute strength and ruthless aggression. Ironically, his career would end before kickoff one day in 1940.

After the coin toss against the Giants, Edwards headed back to the sidelines and got caught in the grass, tearing his injured knee apart for good.

32. Matt Holliday's Bug Life

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Moths are said to be harmless. Matt Holliday disagrees.

31. Colin Montgomerie Fell and Couldn't Get Up

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Colin Montgomerie, a Scottish golfer who was hoping to win the '03 British Open, tripped before the first round, fell down and damaged his wrist.

He had to drop out after seven holes.

30. Clint Barmes' Venison Destruction

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A steamy start to his 2005 rookie season came to a screeching halt for shortstop Clint Barmes when he broke his collarbone after slipping while lugging a package of deer meat he received from teammate Todd Helton.

22. Kirk Broadfoot's Eggy Experience

21. Bret Barberie's Nachos

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Former utility man and ex-husband of sexy Canadian hostess Jillian Reynolds, Bret Barberie defined his career for good when he made a heaping pile of nachos, ate them and then put his contact lenses in without washing his hands.

20. Thomas Levet Takes a Dive

After winning the French Open, Thomas Levet of France and his manager Patrice Bartez jumped into the lake on the 18th hole.

Somewhere along the way, Levet broke his leg and was forced to miss the 2011 British Open.

19. Hunter Pence Runs Through Glass

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He already had one of the quirkiest stances in baseball.

Now, he has one of the weirdest stories.

Hunter Pence missed a week of spring training workouts in 2008 after falling through a glass door at his house that he believed was closed, enduring several cuts and lacerations on his hands and knees as a result.

18. Darren Barnard's Puppy

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Shortly after getting a new dog, former Welsh footballer Darren Barnard slipped on its pee and as a result sustained knee ligament damage. He missed five months, during which he likely potty-trained his new pup.

15. Charlie Hough Pinky Problem

14. Bobby Cruickshank Shanks It

Leading by two strokes in the final round of the 1934 U.S. Open, Bobby Cruickshank hit a shot on the 11th hole that bounced off a rock in the creek and onto the green.

Relieved, Cruickshank tossed his club up in the air; moments later, it came soaring back down and nailed him in the head.

He would finish with a number of bogeys and lose by two shots.

13. Amar'e Stoudemire Extinguishes Playing Time

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Already blessed with shattered knees and legendary moodiness, Amar'e Stoudemire finally found his groove in New York.

And then, in last year's playoffs, as he and Carmelo Anthony searched for some chemistry following a loss to the Heat in Game 2 of the first round, a frustrated Stoudemire punched a fire extinguisher case, shattering the glass and injuring his hand.

He would return for Game 4 and settle with the extinguisher out of court.

12. Lionel Letizi Scrabbled

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He had no problem blocking an entire 24-foot-wide soccer net, but for Lionel Letizi, board games proved to be treacherous.

While playing an obviously intense game of Scrabble, the former French footballer pulled his back muscle reaching for a piece that had fallen off the table.

11. Terry Mulholland's Eye Feather

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While attempting to find the perfect bed groove, former pitcher Terry Mulholland rolled over a stray feather pointing out of a hotel pillow.