Instead of Sad Duck…it’s Mopey Ferret.

Apparently most of my ferret’s insurance money was taken from him by the very same union that he created because in the week’s time that the union has existed Hanz fell behind on his dues, and now owes his local F.U.C.K. Union $327,000.00…slightly less than what I owe to my own union, the U.F.C.W. 1437, but still aggravating nonetheless.

Now, because of this I have to deal with a suicidal ferret who won’t stop weeping and trying to raid my liquor cabinet.

Maybe he should take some mushrooms and play Mario…that might calm him down a bit.

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ARSchultz

I am Spokane comic book journalist and author living in Spokane, WA with my beautiful girlfriend and hounds & felines.
My posts are usually all the odds and ends that I find throughout the intertubes or my newest article or publication. It all ultimately depends on my mood and the time.