by far the tastiest of the franchises. the all-some-natural fruit flavors mix ith the even less natural sweetened corn flavors to produce a ridiculous flavor explosion. and what's more? it turns your milk a yummy purple color. you want the crunch? you can't handle the crunch

this is like one of those flashbacks from a great movie...a movie made of cereal. only this flashback doesn't reveal how our protagonist met the leading lady, it shows how the good cap'n got his start on the high seas fighting off the sogalators. he shows his true nature (granted he looks a little crazed, but it's all good)

are you kidding me? i had so much respect for the good cap'n until i saw this shit. am i to believe he allowed this breach of contract, this aberation of nature to exist? and he just shruggs it off like he doesn't care--worse, he might have intended it? it wasn't him--maybe an evil twin, but not the cap'n