If this wasn't a Transformers movie then it would be interesting especially with the real fact that they lost contact with the astronauts for that long. I guess that is Alpha Trion in the ship or a Transformer similar to him. I have no idea what they were smoking when they thought, lets doe the moon landing with Transformers and make it a hush secret. Dude, we already know that the government knew, because you told us in the first one.

I saw the Ain't Cool News blowjob for letting them go on the shooting site in Chicago. It was how awesome everything is in 3D and even though Michael Bay is an asshole behind the camera, he is still well thought of by his minions I mean crew. Regardless, this film will do $300 million thanks to the kids who could give a fuck about plot and acting. Then again if I were a kid with a live action Transformers franchise in front of me, neither would I.

Originally posted by Matt TrackerMakes this teaser poster seem a few weeks too late.

Apollo 18 comes out in March, though, beating Transformers to theaters by about 3 months. Not that anyone will be up and arms or will care about any similarities.

Also, Transformers has been rewriting history all along: The Hoover Dam was built to hide Megatron, the Pyramid of Cheops houses the sun killer gun (were the ancient Egyptians aware?), and proto-man had a run in with the Primes that didn't go so well for them.

I like these stupid movies. I like Shia and I like Megan Fox oh shit, she's not in this one. I don't like that.

Oh, what the heck. Here are links to my cheerful and charitable reviews for Michael Bay's Transformers:

Originally posted by John Orquiola...you know what never stops being retarded awesome? Robots with beards. Makes perfect sense. Robots get old, why wouldn't they grow facial hair?

You do know that this isn't a Michael Bay thing, right? Transformers have always had facial hair way back to the G1 characters. The Sweeps, Unicron, the Quintessons. Your complaint is null and void because they always were like that.

Originally posted by John Orquiola...you know what never stops being retarded awesome? Robots with beards. Makes perfect sense. Robots get old, why wouldn't they grow facial hair?

You do know that this isn't a Michael Bay thing, right? Transformers have always had facial hair way back to the G1 characters. The Sweeps, Unicron, the Quintessons. Your complaint is null and void because they always were like that.

Yes, I'm aware they were always like that. I watched Transformers as a kid when it debuted in '84, well before it was ever referred to as "Generation 1". Facial hair on robots was retarded awesome then too, hence it NEVER stops being so, and it will continue being retarded awesome until the end of Cybertronian Wars, when all are one.