There is a 93% chance my cat is plotting to kill me…

Taking dumb quizzes is just one of the many procrastinating tactics I use to put off going for a run. And it’s a good thing I took this one because it turns out that there is very good chance Mojo is trying to kill me.

Taking that quiz invariably led me to look for other “kitty porn” (um, not to be confused with kiddie porn!), which is basically super cute cat related stuff that cat lovers insist on sharing with a world less enthusiastic about cats. Here’s a few of my faves:

Cats on treadmill. I gotta say- I sympathize with these little guys. When I find myself on a treadmill, I often feel like there is some devil women cranking up the speed and laughing hysterically at my attempts to keep up. Falling off the back? I wish I could say it hasn’t happened…

Cat vs internet: funny because it’s so so true. After killing me, the internet is next on Mojo’s hit list.

p://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet

Actually a lot of the The Oatmeal’s stuff is pretty funny. I especially appreciated “Horrible Valentine’s Day Cards” http://theoatmeal.com/horrible2

And I had to revisit the 25 Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions which has been making its way around Facebook land, because when isn’t a good time for a “soooooooooo cuuuute!!!!!!!!!!!” moment?