I’d post a picture of the macaque mugging for the camera, but as it turns out, our editor has “standards” and doesn’t like me putting up photos that are “copyrighted” by “a gigantic news agency”. But please, click for hilarity.

4 THIS THING Even if you’ve been actively ignoring the story of Casey Anthony, you might as well know that she has been found not guilty of murdering her two year-old daughter, even though she lied about the girl’s whereabouts for over a month to her friends and family. CBC has a pretty good summary of the whole messy affair, if you feel like delving into the lives of some pretty awful people.