Originally posted by gruntypuntI believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)

I think you might be onto something but to get billions of people convinced you got to dress it up a bit.
An angel whispered it to you while you were in a cave or God appeared with golden tablets when you were walking the dog. Believers love that sort of nonsense.
Soon the donations will be pouring in.

Originally posted by gruntypuntI believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

Originally posted by gruntypuntI believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)

I have a dog named Bob (this is true, by the way)

He is the one true Bob.

He is missing half his tail (this is true, by the way).

I therefore feel it is OK to chop off half of the tail of any puppies he has.

Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeIt's bad enough your dog only has half a tail, but to name him Bob really is beyond the pale.

My dog, Bob, is from Greece (this is true, by the way)

He is overweight (this is true, by the way)

'My Big Fat Greek Bob' is is the 4th episode of the fourth season of the animated comedy series Bob's Burgers and the overall 49th episode, and is written by Scott Jacobson and directed by Don MacKinnon. It aired on Fox in the United States on November 10, 2013.

Originally posted by gruntypuntI believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)

There is a huge difference between what you believe and what Christians believe; the main of which is that no one cares what you believe.

Originally posted by gruntypuntI believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)

I forgot to mention there has got to be a trinity as well.
The fact that your dog/god only has 3 legs is a good start.
Instead of the father son and the holy ghost you could have Big daddy, the Kid and Spooky.
Maybe there could be 3 Bobs ?
Anyway I am sure you have got the idea.