Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tucker Max Doesn't Care About His Fans

It's amazing that the idiots who kiss Tucker Max's ass continue to visit his website after he treats them like crap. Here's a typical post by Tucker showing what he really thinks of his fans:

"Let me explain something to the whiney cunts who have been PMing me about their fucking signatures or whatever being changed:

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I don't care. You shouldn't care either, but if you do, I don't want to hear about it. I don't care about your signatures, I don't care about your rep points, I don't care if a mod is leaving negative reps and signing them from one of your buddies, I don't care about any of that shit. If you take that shit seriously enough to PM me about it, you need to fucking check yourself.

Do you people think I have the time or the desire to deal with your petty problems? In case you are unclear about this: I don't. From this point forward, I am going to just immediately ban anyone who bothers me about these things.

If you think a mod is being unfair to you, PM that person. If it goes poorly for you, tough shit. Deal with it, create a new account with a new username, or just don't come back. Contrary to what you may believe, this place doesn't need you. I don't care how many rep points you have, or how good your posts are, you are easily replaceable.

The TMMB should be an entertaining place, a place for diversion, laughter, and maybe some intellectual discourse every now and then. That is all. If it becomes more than that to you, you need to go. Nothing that happens here with regards to signature and rep points matters at all, so I don't want to hear about it."

Cockly, give us proof, we want proof! I don't think Tucker's auction debacle, fued with Katy Johnson, the tattoogirl or the Anthony DiMeo saga are true either! Prove it all wrong, you are the man! TAKE HIM DOWN!

even though we hate tucker max sooo much we check his message board eveyr day !! thats how much we HATE HIM!WE NEED TO CHECK IT EVERYDAY TO SEE WHAT STUPID SHIT HE IS WRITING!and then REPRINT IT HERE!!

Anonymous (8:56 AM), do you honestly think that Tucker Max is sleeping with anyone's girlfriend? He has extremely narrow shoulders (almost like a stick figure) and a chubby beer gut. He's also an unemployed alcoholic. The only women he gets are either fat ugly bar skanks that nobody else wants or gold diggers after his father's money.

Disliking someone is not the same as jealously. Dislikeing Tucker Max is kind of like watching a car crash with morbid curiosity.

Cockly, seriously how old are you? I hope to fuck you are on crack. The appearance of a guy has little to do w/ his skills w/ a woman. This has a lot less to do with Tucker than it does have to do with your comment. Go do some research on the web, ask women or look at some dating tips. You'll find out that the most important thing to women is attitude, personality and how a guys holds himself. Small shoulders and a beer gut don't mean a whole lot there slugger.

Here, check out www.doubleyourdating.com, www.mysterymethod.com amd www.askmen.com, see what these renowned dating pros have to say about looks. You'll find they reinstate what I have to say. Seriously, try and refrain from your bad insults and just look. Do yourself a favor, you sound like you need it.

Mr. McBeefwell, do you have large shoulders and no beergut? A six pack? That is so sexy, I like it a lot, it makes me all turned on. Can we get together so I can give it to you in the ass while feeling your big shoulders?

Tucker, thanks for dropping by and bring some of the idiots who kiss your ass. I get the impression that most of his followers are naive little teenagers or college-aged boys who don't have much success with the ladies. For the anonymous poster who asked, yes I have heard of the doubleyourdating.com and those other websites.

Are you really the type of guys who think you have to be an asshole to get women? Contrary to what you might think, not all women like that. You don't want to be a pussy in front of women, but you certainly don't have to be a shithead to attract women.

One thing many guys fail to do is hit the weights. Women do notice whether a guy is in shape. You don't have to be a bodybuilder, but if you are reasonably good looking, having an athletic look will definitely attract women. It's a lot easier to approach women when they are already checking you out. Being in shape will also give you more confidence.

Maybe the asshole approach does work with some women. However, if you want an attractive woman who is not fucked up in the head, it usually won't work.

even though you mean shit to me and i am involved in starting my little empire thingamajig,

I still take the time out of my busy schedule to pay you a visit as well as harness the love of my little fan boys to come torment you with me.

By the way, did I meantion I am tukcer max?

I am tucker max.

And i want you to stop hating me because i care. I care about you cockly.

Look, I am tucker max.

no really. For realz. I am tucker max.

This is Tucker Max.

I am tucker max, and stop hating on me you guys, because it really sucks when people hate me. It really brings me down you know? It makes my day shine a little less brighter and so I have come here to put an end to all this (did i mention I am tucker max?)

So please stop Cockly. Stop it. You are correct, I knew you were too smart for me to hide my true identity by being "anonymous", you are just too smart.

I am tucker max and I love you.

Stop the hate.

Choose Love.

I am tucker max.

Love, Tucker

P.S. I am really tucker max. For realz. This is really me. peace out. If you don't believe me, check out my website which says I am tuckermax.

"It's amazing that the idiots who hate tucker max's ass continue to visit his messageboard day after day to read everything he has to say and then repost them onto here to bitch about him some more, and then go back to his message board the next day, repost some stuff back here to bitch some more, and then go back the day after and then repost more stuff and then bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch"

You turd burgling cunts defending this no talent rich boy hack are pathetic. How badly do you clowns want to eat out Tucker's bunghole? You're already shelling out good money to buy his POS book. Take a clue from Opie & Anthony. He is just like the liar James Frey.

i just stumbled on this site after reading about max on wikipedia. correct me if im wrong here, but is someone so completely jealous about tucker max's life that they will go and make a website dedicated to their said disliking?

you seriously need a life, and who the fuck cares if his stories are fake or real, they are still hilarious regardless. you need to face that you have a man-crush on tucker max.

From Tucker's answers to questions/responses he gets http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=15374081&blogID=156677864&MyToken=345ca90c-94fe-4200-9d9e-367c35294933

Constantly stated from guys like... Cockly and his followers:

You aren't so great. I would be just as cool/famous/rich as you if I had a trust fund also.

I don't understand this comment. Where have I ever said I have a trust fund? Shit, I WISH I had a fucking trust fund; I would love it if I had enough Fuck You Money to tell all these studios and publishers to kiss my ass. The last time my parents gave me money was in college. I got a scholarship to law school, took out loans to pay for my living expenses, and ran up massive credit card debt to fuel my adventures (that I still haven't paid off). When I first put up my site I worked bullshit odd jobs to make enough money to live, and then once my site blew up and I put ads on it, now I make a pretty decent amount from that, and OK money from the book sales and other projects I have in the works. Everything I have, I earned through hard work and smart strategy. But seriously--if any of you know of any trust fund with my name on it, show me where it is. I'll even give you a finders fee.

It is pretty funny to see how you guys can't take it now that shit is getting thrown back at you. Its easier to rip on somebody when nobody knows about it, huh? The guy above was spot on, your arguements have more holes in them than you claim Max's do.

I'm so excited to hear about how I'm Tucker Max, how he sent me here, how I'm his minion and how dumb and uneducated I am. Does that about cover it? And how about the calls for proof? Step up to the plate hotshot.

10:59, he has to be full of shit. Even if he did get a full tuition scholarship to Duke (it's difficult to believe), he probably still would have run up over $30,000 in debt for housing, expenses, vacations, etc.

How could he possibly have met his debt obligations without having a job for the past 5+ years unless his rich dad gave him money?

"Anonymous (8:56 AM), do you honestly think that Tucker Max is sleeping with anyone's girlfriend? He has extremely narrow shoulders (almost like a stick figure) and a chubby beer gut. He's also an unemployed alcoholic. The only women he gets are either fat ugly bar skanks that nobody else wants or gold diggers after his father's money."

"Are you really the type of guys who think you have to be an asshole to get women? Contrary to what you might think, not all women like that. You don't want to be a pussy in front of women, but you certainly don't have to be a shithead to attract women."

Cockly, are you leading the niceguy brigade or what? Be nice to women, always compliment them, buy them nice things and give them loads of respect and they will love you! Riiiiight, give it a swing. I'm sure you being in shape gets girls flocking to you.

I'm in agreeance with Tucker being supported by his parents. During lawschool, even if Tucker were on a full scholarship (which is unlikely as hell considering stats show that scholarship students going for their JD were less than 4% while Tucker was in school, and considering him bragging about how he skipped class for most all of lawschool, I doubt it) he would have incurred huge living expenses (rent, food, drinking binges cost money). He also brags about going on trips and missing considerable amounts of classtime, as well as traveling the states (which is documented in his stories). Unless Tucker also has the ability to drink in bars for free, doesn't have to eat, and didn't pay any rent, somebody had to support him financially.

His father, who gave him an executive level job, is the most likely culperate. He paid for Tucker to go to prep school in Jersey, he gave him a job he wasn't qualified for, and probably cut him off sometime when Tucker got fired. That's why Tucker moved home with Mom in Kentucky. That's why Tucker "became a writer".

"FOCUS: How much money would it take, paid in one lump sum, to make you never work again? The rule is if you take the money, you are no longer allowed to work again in your life. You can buy things or invest your money, but the return to you is limited to 3% a year (keeping up with inflation and what not).

My answer was: None. "

His answer was None because his dad supports him, so why would he need to go make any real money on his own?

I'm sorry, we're not here to entertain you, we are here to make baseless arguements and hate on tucker max. Get focused or get lost you tucker max lover. Why don't you go scrawl his message board and by his book, loser.

Tucker Max isn't any different than any young man finding his sexuality. His anal and transsexual escapades are his way of dealing with his repressed feelings. Tucker reacting negatively with his fan base is a very common reaction of latent homosexuals. They want to attract men (like his "Boys Club" website), and yet their presence both excites and repels them on a personal level.

Hey, I mean, I know its ok that you sometimes project your feelings. You can come out and admit that you have been in the closet and secretly have a man crush for TM. I mean, this is a supportive group, we're here for you... loser

Way not to be a worthless racist piece of shit. You do America proud. Also, that is Chinese, not Vietnamese you dumbass. Are you happy with yourselves now that you sunk to new lows of hating on Asians? Sad

10:22 PM, is that true? that's further evidence that he's a liar. if he actually wrote that he went down to the 'hood and played a pickup game with a bunch of blacks and called them 'niggas' without getting his ass kicked, he has to be full of shit. there's no what that his narrow shoulders could get away with doing that without receiving a beating.

"10:22 PM, is that true? that's further evidence that he's a liar. if he actually wrote that he went down to the 'hood and played a pickup game with a bunch of blacks and called them 'niggas' without getting his ass kicked, he has to be full of shit. there's no what that his narrow shoulders could get away with doing that without receiving a beating."

Have you ever talked to a black person in you life? Do you have any black friends? Do you know black culture at all? I think after reading your messages hating Asians and saying you are the biggest Asian lover, hating on Max's attitude w/ women and saying he can't get any yet you are the biggest playboys on the planet and now you are making claims on Tucker getting his ass beat due to his little shoulders. Dude, you guys are all a bunch of little wuss ass, small town momma's boys. I've been around enough of your type to see your insecure asses from a mile away. You all are pathetic.

Why are you being so sensitive and insecure about being called a racist... like you are. You are an ANONYMOUS poster... read (nobody knows who you are)! Chill the fuck out and go wipe your feet on an Israeli flag while you talk shit about Africa.

Guys chill out, my mom is Shakira and my dad is Dikembe Mutumbo, so I am a sexy singing seven foot tall NBA prospect gangster. I am in the MS-13 and I have killed millions of people! Drive-bys are for kids, we do run-bys these days because we are so hardcore!

massler, is a psychotic scizoid gay faggot that has been stalking max for a fucking year.

if you look at the rest of his website you'll see under "cast", he describes someone named "max tucker" a character he emulates to be just like tucker max, and Captain Kaddox, a character he wrote to be just like one of max's best friends Maddox.

For the last time, I am not Cloud Starchaser or Justin Massler, or whatever the hell his name is. Doesn't Massler have a real picture of himself on each of his websites? Do you see a picture of me, Cockly McBeefwell, here? Also, haven't you noticed that his websites typically have stupid adventure stories about himself?

I put up this blog in January to expose Tucker Max as a douchebag because I heard about how he was posting lots of fake reviews of his own shitty book on Amazon.com. Nobody seemed to care about this blog until a couple weeks ago.

Dude, he isn't even a hero, he is just entertaining you dumbass, that is why it is so funny/pathetic to watch you little bitches sit and whine about him all day. The guys that do actually think he is their hero are almost as big a douchebag as you are. The man hooks up w/ loads of chicks and has some wild adventures. Whether his stories are totally true or not, I couldn't give a fuck less, they made me laugh.

And as for your wikipedia quote, you are a tool. Quoting wikipedia is laughable, you act like its a definitive source. In case you didn't know anybody can edit it, try quoting wikipedia for a college class there homer.

That is a pretty lame comeback, I already told you I don't give a shit if what he wrote is real. The Opie & Anthony stuff is already on this website you tool. Plus, don't you think O&A need viewers and ratings as well?

I just found this website from wikipedia and all I have to say is just wow. Your antics and arguements are childish at best. Like Nicole said above, he does some good things for the military and he is funny. I hope you guys can grow up some day.

You guys are pathetic, you have gone so far with your baseless arguements that you are now just stating opinions. You cannot decide for someone else what is funny and what isn't, dude, its not that we are super huge Tucker fans and think you should burn in hell. It just ISN'T WORTH IT to hate on somebody. People are laughing at you guys for this... and Tucker cares so much.

OK so a few random people have e-mailed me asking if I write this blog. The answer is No, I am not Cockly McBeefwell and don't know who he is, nor do I care.

I'd just like to get things straight with all the Tucker Max worshipping douchebags out there:

I do not care about Tucker Max. He is useful as a hilarious opponent and that's all.

Is Tucker Max God?

No.

Am I God?

Yes.

What is Tucker Max's purpose? Is it to bring about a divine state of affairs where all humans are cared for and eternal compassion rules over mankind?

No, it is to make money and assume power.

Is my purpose to bring about the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth where all humans are protected and injustice is forever moderated by the watchful eye of God?

Yes.

Tucker Max is not God, his cronies aren't God, Dimeo III isn't God.

Cloud Starchaser IS God.

That's the main difference.

So all you fools worshipping Tucker Max, you are only worshipping a Golden Calf. But in the future, like Moses, my Kingdom will descend, and you will know I am the Lord your God, the Incarnation of the One Known as the Christ, who has come to bring you Eternal Salvation.

Most of the pro-Tucker Max people who keep posting here are idiots. Some of you think it's pathetic that I've created this blog to expose Tucker Max as a douchebag. If you truly believe that, then what is your opinion of someone who posts intricate details of many fabriacted sexual encouters on a website for all to see? How can you possibly think that what Tucker Max does is not about a hundred times MORE pathetic? I write a new post here once every few weeks. Tucker Max writes crap on his website every day! So screw that douchebag.

you are a true hero cockly. forget that max's stories are bullshit, forget that he deserves the mother of all beatdowns, the guy is as talentless as they come. he can't write and none of his stories are funny (except the airport one and the shit one, both of which he has been called out on). he's no different than some boy band or shit-for-brains sitcom that gets cancelled after a week.

frankly, i could give a fuck about his advance. he's not going to be successful. he has nothing to offer. i read on his board now that he thinks he'll be making millions of dollars in the future? i don't see how even he could be that deluded. he has no ability to create anything. not to mention, he has no verbal ability whatsoever, so he looks like complete bullshit whenever he's on tv or the radio