1.) Throw him in a pen of hungry swine and let nature take its course.
2.) Gather all the resultant excrement and save it for #3
3.) Salughter the swine; mix the blood, bone, and all other portions in a slurry with the excement and
4.) Air-drop the slurry over Mecca and Medina

Now, I know you’ll probably think the last 3 steps a little harsh, perhaps provocative. But if we do it after sending a company of Marines into Saudi Arabia to shut that country down (except for oil exportation, of course) and put a lid on wahhabism, and simply shoot all Muslims who protest the actions, no matter who or where they be, I think jihadism might be dealt a setback.

Yeh, the Mecca/Medina thing might alienate some Iraqis. So? Arm and train the Kurds (you know, once known as Saracens?) and let them loose (on Turkey as well as anyone else). Their ties to the Mecca/Medina brand of Islam are weaker to begin with, and heck, they could scare the living daylights outa the Iranian mullahs while they’re at it, probably wipe them and their ilk out.

Don’t know if it shows, but I’m just about outa patience with Islamic acceptance of jihadism.

RANT: OFF

Realistically, his head in a bed of dry ice (after a few hours of serious torture) would be fine by me. (Various other OBL body parts to be used creatively in interrogating other jihadists… )

So, what works for you?

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On further consideration… Many areas where the terrorists operate and gain safe haven are cut off from the outside world. Perhaps we should spread news of Bin Laden’s demise by hanging his body from a helicopter and taking it on tour through Afghanistan, Iraq and Saudi Arabia? I can imagine the villagers thronging towards the chopper expecting some free food or gifts only to find US military personel telling the “tragic story of a young muslim who chose the wrong life path”.

Eventually the body would begin to decompose, but we could let the parts fall where they may until there was nothing recognizable left (and no more PR Value). Mission accomplished.