What you tell your spouse after you made a low "impulse" bid during an auction (live or online) because you'll CERTAINLY be outbid and then…

Kelsey Ishimoto

AIChing

Painfullly prescient intelligent

Doug Langmead

Renigmatic

Mysterious again

David Spharler

Ostsensible

Supposedly sane

David Spharler

Repenance

Being perpetually sorry for something, and visibly beating yourself up for it

Brian Soh

Whorrify

The frightening (and sad) process by which child entertainers try to shed their youthful image as they enter adulthood by transforming their behavior and appearance into something more closely resembling sluts and man hoes.

Lisa Matheson

Psychsic

A clairverbatim

Doug Langmead

Baroquen

Damaged 17th century antiques

Caroline Zobac

Home

A place to stash stuff while you go out and buy more stuff

David Emmerson

Pregmatic

The pragmatism that comes from a missed period

James Jackson

Permaflost

A piece of cotton between the teeth that can't be dislodged

Doug Langmead

Grape Idea

An idea inspried while intoxicated with wine

Lary Graves

Hangry

A hungary AND angry person

Iryna

Annoncement

An impromptu declaration, made off the top of one's head

Doug Langmead

zbombie

How you really end the zombie apocalypse

Shaena Allen

Bozones

Areas where clowns gather

Ruth Band

Clipstream

Youtube

Doug Langmead

eddress

Email address

Gilliana Shiskin

Count Krapula

If count Krapula (Finnish for 'hangover") has visited you, you had quite a few drinks the night before

Iryna

Naplomb

Self-combusture

Doug Langmead

Beleaguered

Sent down to the minors

Paul Moser

Abdicat

To sit on the floor, rather than risk evicting the tabby from your chair

David Emmerson

Residude

Hipster

Name Withheld

Desperanto

The language of last resort

Doug Langmead

Corroberation

A robbery committed by two or more people

Paul Moser

Metrognome

A short metrosexual

John Proudfoot

Kleptomanic

The condition of being intoxicated with the joy of stealing

Claude Cuff

Edupuncture

A hole in a basket of European currencies

Doug Langmead

Wearhouse

A synonym for a turtle

Anusha Hariharan

Picturisque

Where art meets pornography

David Emmerson

Hippersnapper

opposite of whippersnapper

Matthew B. Winkel

Hamnesia

A situation where someone forgets they're kosher

Jamie Hanuka

Banal Compulsive

A behavioral pathology that causes groups of teenagers to loudly engage in mindless banter when in public

Kelsey Ishimoto

Astrocomical

An erroneous social media post which asserts that a 'supermoon' will appear to be five times larger than average.

David Emmerson

Blyss

That warm fuzzy feeling you get when perfect strangers like your online post or comment

Jeff Cooper

Sarchasm

Sarcasm that is also deeply profound

Zach Sposato

Puriosity

Pure Curiosity

Matthew B. Winkel

Manguage

Speech entirely devoid of ambiguity, but nonetheless open to willful misinterpretation

David Emmerson

Squality

Of squalid quality

Matthew B. Winkel

Kissmet

A destined lip caress

Sara Craddock

Kakaesque

Weird s***

David Emmerson

Huemanity

kindness to people of all colors

South Coast Probus

Mediochre

Yellow pigment that just isn't trying hard enough

Matthew B. Winkel

Pandiculation

the process of insulting your cookware

Jess

Rudite

Impolite Ore

Matthew B Winkel

Vagilantes

Gangs of women that beat up misogynists

Gary Glick

Relactant

A woman who has a second baby but isn't quite ready to nurse again

Matthew B Winkel

Therapost

A couch doctor who leaves empathetic comments on social media

Sara Craddock

Veteranarian

A doctor for old soldiers

Name Withheld

Scentipede

A faint smell of urine

Doug Langmead

Dumaste

when you want to bow and pretend to honor a dumb ass, mumble this

Marla McCune

Slobriety

A lazy and slovenly tea totaller

Sara Craddock

Snarchasm

A sarcastic snarky comment

Zach Sposato

Misadentures

Old farts' teething problems

South Coast Probus

Congagation

Thos who go on to attend midnight Mass on Christmas Eve, after the bars close

David Emmerson

Agregious

Strongly agree

Justin Pines

Claustrotobic

when your compression socks are too tight

Marla McCune

Kudose

A good measure of glory.

Sara Craddock

Innuendose

What the doctor writes on your prescription, to tell the pharmacist the strength and size of the medication he's going to insert in your anal orifice.

Ken McClean

Incredable

Having the ability and skill to believe the impossible

Sara Craddock

Hallowteenmas

The period between Oct 31 and Dec 25 when some people display Christmas decorations while others still have their pumpkins and corn stalks out

Verna Caruso

mobscure

An unknown Gang

Sara Craddock

Pupills

Anxiety and stress reduction medication, used by classroom teachers everywhere, to get them through the school day

Ken McClean

Penvy

The wicked instinct to steal that coves over one when borrowing an excellent writing utensil

Muriel Ballard

Startvation

The beginning of a long hunger

Sara Craddock

Peography

A course for seniors on the location of public washrooms

South Coast Probus

Shtick Shift

The process used by a comedian to gear his material to the audience

Gary Glick

Alesheimers

A cognitive disease that prevents one from remembering how many beers you've consumed