Not so much of a quantum spin as a sub-atomic saunter.

August 2nd, 2005

I have a question for my astrologistically (is that even a word?) minded friends... We've Sedena, a planetoid, added to our solar system. And now this new planet that the discovers are tentatively callin "Xena" (yes, as in the warrior princess). It seems most astrological predictions are based on how the planets, the moon, and the sun line up with zodiac figures made up by stars, and with meteor showers and comets potenting great changes. The planets seem to represent emotions and personality traits. So...

Are only celestrial objects that visiable to the naked eye included in astrological calculations? And how are traits assigned to planets? With the discovery of "Xena", when I open the news paper to the comics pages and look at the astrology sections, will I see, "Taurus: As Xena goes into retrograde, now would be a good time to build that bomb shelter"?

"Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours."

It's my understanding that if you are a specialist the military can indefinately extend your service. But privates are not subject to this. So for a mere $1,640, this guy can rotate out of the military.

I'm sure you all remember the Boob andCock contests here.... Here is the next level... ljers4president

I would endorse a canidate, but I'm waiting to see what government appointments they are willing to give me. Maybe ambassador to Margarita Ville. Perhaps head of the embassy in Bootyland. Or even head of the Department of Pornography Quality Control, to ensure nothing but the finest porn reaches the streets. You know, something mid level with lots of perks and a few bribes.