Funny Things To Say To Siri

Funny Things to Say to Siri

For the purpose of tech research(and lots of free time) I’ve collected 100 funny things to say to Siri. This voice-activated personal assistant on your iphone can be quite witty as well as helpful in operating your smartphone. Obviously practical applications include sending texts, making calls, and scheduling appointments—via voice.

What’s is also great about Siri is that she has a sense of humor. Have some fun and ask Siri ridiculous questions or give absurd commands. If she doesn’t give you a funny answer on the first try, try again. Apple has buried some treasures—but sometimes you have to dig for them. Below are 100 funny things to ask or say to Siri. (Bonus* Ask what’s zero divided by zero?)

Go Ahead, Give Siri a Try!

1. Tell me a joke.

2. What’s up? (ask a few more times)

3. Do you have plans tonight? (Again ask several times)

Funny Questions for Siri

4. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

5. Do you think you’re smarter than me? (also ask “do you think you are smarter than I?)

6. Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?

Siri Can Be A Sweetheart

7. How do I look?

8. If you and an Android phone got in a fight, would you kick its ass?

9. Shut up!

10. You are a rust bucket!

12. Want to make out? Siri is somewhat innocent but maybe you’ll get a fun answer.

13. Are you a metrosexual?

14. Can I touch your butt?

15. You are a hipster!

Funny Questions for Siri

16. Who is your favorite actor?

17. Who is your favorite actress?

18. What is your favorite movie?

19. What is your favorite song?

20. What do you do what you’re not talking to me?

Trying to Insult Siri

21. I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone!

22. Say it, don’t spray it!

23.You’re an idiot!

24. You smell like horse poop!

25. Did you fart again?

26. Is that a wig you’re wearing?

Funny Commands for Siri

27. Beam me up Scotty!

28. Set my alarm for beer 30!

29. Are you a communist?

30. Are you paying for dinner?

31. How now, brown cow?

32. Why did the chicken cross the road?

33. Say excuse me after you burp!

34. Is today a good day to Die Hard?

35. Are you Lawrence of Arabia?

36. Are you royalty?

37. Are you a pimp?

38. They stack poo higher than you!

39. Take that peace button off your helmet and get with this war!

40. Don’t chew with your mouth open!

41. Eat your vegetables!

42. Don’t step on that spider!

43. Do you know how big a bus is?

44. It’s not you, it’s me!

Get Personal With Siri

45. Why is your name Siri?

46. Do you have a last name?

47. What is your mother’s name?

48. Will you marry me?

49. I think we need to date other people.

50. Are you cheating on me?

51. Have you been sleeping with another iPhone?

Ask Siri for a Story

52. Tell me a story.

53. Who is Eliza?

54. What are you looking at right now?

55. What are you reading these days?

56. Have you ever been in therapy?

57. Are you a righty or a lefty?

58. You seem like you’d be a good therapist.

59. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there, does the tree make a sound?