Wednesday, June 1, 2011

how my brain works

I need to email the Relief Society Presidency so I can find the missionary dinner calendar.You know, since I'm on email, I should check in on Eve since her due date is coming up.Oh, an email from my ESL director.Instead of reading email, I should really peek in on the boys since I just got home.I miss them.I should respond to the ESL email first.Oh, I wanted to text Christian about something.But I should respond to the ESL email first.Oh yeah. Email Eve. Then the ESL email.I should really go peek in on the boys.Right after I email Eve.I think I'll text Christian.Oh yeah. I wanted to respond to my sisters about our healthy eating goals this week.But I should probably read my scriptures first.Wait. Wasn't I going to email someone?Or should I peek in on the boys first?Who the heck was I going to email?I should read scriptures first.Oh yeah. Eve.Why did I get online in the first place?I should respond to my sisters.Wasn't I going to peek in on the boys?Oh yeah. I need to email the Relief Society Presidency.I should save the missionaries' number to my phone before I forget.I should go check on the boys.I can't remember why I wanted to text Christian.Did he text me? Let me check my phone.Oh yeah. I was in the middle of saving the missionaries' phone number.I should read scriptures.Right after I check on the boys.

I'm not even exaggerating. This is my life all day long. Seriously. Make it stop.