A bicycle wine rack for the car-free wine snob

When an email with the subject line “bicycle wine rack” popped into my inbox a moment ago, my finger was poised to click the delete icon almost instantly.

But wait. It really is a bicycle wine rack. And you can buy it on Etsy.

“It’s a leather strap that I make by hand to tote wine on a bike,” said Jesse Herbert, the inventor of this peculiar device. “It has antique brass fasteners and clamps tightly to the frame with a hidden clamping system.”

How handy. No word yet on where you store your wine glasses.

The holder is generating a small commotion online, mostly because there are just so many fun and snarky things to say.

“What a great gift idea for that friend that just lost their drivers license for drinking and driving,” a commenter on Swiss Miss wrote.

“I want the lifestyle that necessitates this,” another wrote on Design Sponge.

Watch this promotional video and let me know when this thought strikes: “Uhoh. How are they going to drink that?”