Our local University is having a "Fundrive" for new equipment/supplies for the station and they had some free gifts from a friend in San Fran.
This item is called TV-B-Gone. It's a device that can turn on and off TV's. Imagine the fun you could have when you see a TV on and turn it off- even while outside. Bar TV's- that important game- just as they're about to score- Boom- every TV off in the bar! Funny right? Just don't get caught, or those redneck jocks will rip your head off! Watch as people try and figure out if there's something wrong with their set!

Very small, fits in your pocket for discretionary use. Buy one today and help solve the #1 menace to society by helping addicts get over their Videodrone addiction, especially to TV news lies!!!!!!!!!

I remember the adverts in the back of comic books. I ordered a Poo-Poo Cushion from one of them when I was about 12. I put it under the cushion on the sofa when my grandfather came to visit. He sat down, the Poo-Poo did its thing, and he almost had a heart attack.

After the furor had died down and I was allowed out of my room, my grandfather said that he'd imagined there was something very bad wrong with him because he thought he was farting without knowing he was going to do it beforehand!

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