What to say when someone says f*ck you!

What can you say when some rude person blurts out, “F*ck you!” Yeah, it can be embarrassing if someone yells obscenities at you in front of a large group of people. How you respond will depend on who they are and how they said it. Obviously, they are upset about something, and they are not feeling particularly articulate.

The phrase “f*ck you” has a few different meanings:

1) It can be used as an insult in a way to put down another person.

2) It can be an expression of sexual desire towards anotherindividual.

3) It can be a way to tell someone to leave or that you don’t likethem.

If the person said that in front of a group of people and you are looking for a laugh, the comebacks below will work.

Vote for the best comeback to F*uck you

Is that an invitation?

Right now? In front of all these people? OK.

Sure... But you have to buy me dinner first.

I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.

When someone says something dumb and ignorant af You can say “Omg you have to show me how you do that ” then hopefully they’ll say something like “what are you talking about”(or something along those lines) then you say “You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$

I use this one a lot, works in a lot of scenarios! ‘Do you have anything better to do than making your personal goal to annoy the shit out of me?’ I know it isn’t the best comeback…. but all my bullies left me alone after this