Musk:
Call me Musk, I'm here to help
Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health
I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages
You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist
Got called to senate, data hack
You acted so robotic Star Trek's like "We need lieutenant Data back"
I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in
And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins

Zuckerberg:
Data was a lieutenant commander, to start
But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart
See, here's mine, I'm at the top (top), boss
And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce
You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink
I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think Inc
I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god
Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod
Watch me, Occulus, Instagram, Whatsapp (boss)
I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss)
I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep)
I'll end your story like Snapchat
Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast
And your star is faded like you on a podcast

Musk:
Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man
When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man
I got a loan from the White House, boom
Sent that shit straight to the Moon
Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind man, I ain't got room
Your platform only launches depression
Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection?
You claim to be some kind of saint, but you aint
Why don't you lean in and facematch my musky Dutch taint
I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth
Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work

Zuckerberg:
Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin
I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman
You need to start sleepin, we can all see you're tired
You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired
You got all these companies but they're incomplete
I got one and I ??? money, incomplete???
Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home
Cause this battle's like PayPal - you got owned

edit: updated

Last edited by Rocket; 12-06-2018 at 09:19 AM.

mom said its my turn to have mod back

Originally Posted by Juiz

rocket-senpai makes my kokoro go doki doki

Originally Posted by BSB

Rocket you single handedly saved the site. Never thought it would be you but congratulations

there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
she had this really adorable dog
it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
and all of a sudden im a bad guy

and you don't love me anymore

i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems

Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional

Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad

Originally Posted by Wumbo

Originally Posted by PolarBore

Originally Posted by Wumbo

SENT

lies

i never lie

Honest Wumbabe

Originally Posted by SuperRapz

Originally Posted by Rocket

Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.

You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.

there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
she had this really adorable dog
it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
and all of a sudden im a bad guy

and you don't love me anymore

i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems

Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional

Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad

Originally Posted by Wumbo

Originally Posted by PolarBore

Originally Posted by Wumbo

SENT

lies

i never lie

Honest Wumbabe

Originally Posted by SuperRapz

Originally Posted by Rocket

Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.

You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.

I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this one. Not sure if it's just me being glad they're back but I was expecting this battle to come across rusty and it actually ended up being pretty good. Maybe not an all-time great unless the visuals punch it over the top but it's quite nice. I feel like Mark won off first impressions but I'll have to see the video to be sure.