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So here we have Celestia and filly Twilight playing a game of some sort. Twilight plays the hero, Celestia the villain, and Smarty Pants is the damsel in distress The swords are supposed to look lopsided, let's say Twilight cut them out of cardboard.

And lets say Celestia took her crown, necklace and shoes off so they wouldn't get dirty.

Celestia:"You will not turn my battlefield into a library.""Now hear this Twilight Sparkle, you are not wanted upon my beloved battlefield!""I will send my condolences to your parents.""You are a coward, and you've died like one.""If you want to fight a mare, look her in the eyes.""Shining Armor did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!"