Say It With Covers

Customer 2: [pointing at said logo accusingly] “No! I know what that means.”

Customer 1: “Oh, really? What does it mean?”

Customer 2: “I don’t have to tell you.”

Customer 1: “No, tell me. What does it mean?”

Customer 2: “You know what it means, and I’m not going to wear it.”

Customer 1: [to me] “Children these days. How are we supposed to educate them?”

I didn’t have the heart to tell them that wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap means, “I’m wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap.” I mean, I guess you could go all hanky code with the color choices, but otherwise, the only message you’re sending is “I bought a gay hat.”