Title: MorningsPairing: noneRating: PG-13 (for language)Genre(s): humorSummary: A peaceful morning turns chaotic because five boys living together can never be easy.This is just a random drabble I thought up this morning. Hope you enjoy!

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Minho was relaxed as he poured the steaming coffee into his mug- the sound of the rich liquid filling his cup soothing his senses. It was a nice, quiet morning. They hadn’t had to get up insanely early and the mid-morning sunlight was pouring through the window over the sink, bathing the kitchen in a warm glow. It was going to be a good day, he thought. “What the fuck!” Kibum’s outburst from down the hall pierced the silence and Minho felt his stomach sink. So much for the peaceful morning. “Jjong!” Kibum barked, stalking into the kitchen and glaring at the lead singer whose hair was still mussed from the way he had slept. “What?” he asked groggily, looking up from his cup of coffee on the table in front of him. “How many times do I have to tell you to use the damn exhaust fan after you take a shit?!” Kibum yelled, hands on his hips. Somehow he pulled off the glowering look in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and boxers. “What makes you think it was me?” Jonghyun pouted, eyebrows furrowed innocently. “It’s always you!” Kibum exclaimed, gesturing wildly, “I’m supposed to be in the shower right now, but someone thinks that it’s too hard to flip a fucking switch!” “It wasn’t me!” Jonghyun protested, “Besides, it’s not that big of a deal.” “The bathroom smells like ass!” Kibum shrieked, “Use the damn exhaust fan!” With that, he lunged at Jonghyun who, in turn, leapt up from the table and nearly spilled his coffee in an attempt to get away. Taemin steadied Jonghyun’s mug as Kibum chased the singer into the living room where he tackled Jonghyun to the couch- the older letting out a pathetic yelp as he was slammed into. “Kibum,” Minho called out tentatively, “Maybe strangling Jonghyun isn’t the best solution.” “If I strangle him, our bathroom won’t smell like shit!” he yelled back from the living room where he was twisting Jonghyun’s arm behind his back. Minho sighed and looked over at Jinki whose head was on the table. He was either sleeping or pretending to. “You know,” Taemin said after a few minutes, “I think it might have been me.” Minho groaned and let his head thunk onto the table. The leader had the right idea.

PWAHAHAHAH jong being blamed for nothing XDDD and key just kicking his ass ^^

You know,” Taemin said after a few minutes, “I think it might have been me.”-MAGNAE! bwahaha though i think you would raher your jonghyun hyung get the spanking then confess to key umma right?? evil magnae ^^

thank you!i'm so glad that you enjoyed it!and i just love the idea of Key kicking Jjong's ass. i think he could do it. haha.yeah...i don't think Taemin wants to be on the receiving end of Key's rage XDthanks so much for reading and commenting!

But you never disappoint me :D I love how you turned such a random issue into such a hilarious story - this is the perfect proof that you don't need a complicated plot if you only have an exceptional writing talent ;D

Thank you (especially for making me imagine Key in those clothes...I don't know why but I think plain clothes would make him look even hotter than fancy ones.) <3

aw thank you so much!i'm sorry i've kept you waiting so much! i'm getting so burnt out from school, but i'm trying not to neglect my writing!and seriously, thank you so much for the kind words :) it makes me feel so good *hugs*thank you so much for reading and commenting! ♥

I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurts.I thought for sure it would be Onew's fault, but having Taemin 'fess up is even funnier.I live with an almost teenage boy, and this is soooo true."Turn the damn fan on!" is a regular refrain around here, especially when Babo uses the downstairs powder room instead of his upstairs toilet. Brilliant drabble.