In the beginning, Ben created a blog, and he saw that it was good. Yet the site was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the code. He said: Let there be highlights. Ben saw the highlights and he saw that it was good.

And Ben said, Let us make Matt in our image. So Ben created Matt in his own image, in the image of Ben created he him. From Matts spare rib, Ben created Lee, and soon Matt and Lee begat Vlad.

Matt, Lee and Vlad begat Andy and others, who begat Ant, who begat a whole cornucopia of mods.

And Ben blessed them, and Ben said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the site. And Ben saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.