Hey, ShamWow, meet "Wippity Wipes," a smiley $2.99 challenger to your super-absorbent throne. Marketed by Pacific Dry Goods, Wippity Wipes are billed as "a new high-tech household helper that absorbs liquid like nothing you've ever used before." Hear that, Vince? They're even made in Germany, like your precious ShamWow. And if you've said this once, you've said it a hundred times: "The Joimans always make good stuff!"