KeesKennis

Kees = Baboon and Kennis = Knowledge: So you know what to expect. Everything said on this blog is true: Bulshit or Wisdom is your choice.
My love of nature far exceeds my knowledge of same. I have lived on this continent for 55 plus years. I know a bribe when I see one.

I rest my caseBeware Steve is armed and dangerousShould Maeve use this picture of her or the anon version that she is using now, Chickie/Lisa I need your help.302 http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com - A big fan of Barack Husain Obama.

DAMN! You must be good to get that many hits off links..most of mine come from people googling for wierd shiot like 14 year old indian virgins and Good God Girty what a gash..\GUYK Homepage 08.30.08 - 3:02 am #I'm honored to be in such excellent company. Thanks.

Eric Homepage 09.01.08 - 2:24 am #Keesie in the U.S.A??!!!??HOLY.SHIT.I'd better start saving my money for THAT blog meet!!!!And lucky for me Chickie is too busy for you two to cook up something to rearrange my blog! Maeve Homepage 09.01.08 - 8:11 am #Eric: See the post aboveMaeve: You can not be more wrong. Just saying.Thanks JimPrs, MC, Guyk.

All's well, NOT.

Growing up in South Africa might have warped my brain somewhat.Growing up the son of my Father might have warped my brain somewhat.Growing up the child of my Mother might have warped my brain somewhat.Growing up the Sibling of my Oldest Siter might have warped my brain somewhat.

But mostly growing up with a functioning brain Ie. a brain that is in modern terms, a left hemisphere brain, a logical one, 1 plus 1 is 2, etc, shaped my life.All other human life forms follows from this.

Talking to C) above.Eric, dear chap, "wrong" is only wrong if it actually attacks the basis of mankind.Guys kissing guys kissing girls kissing frogs (if they are not French) is okey dokey and can be tolerated.

Talking of A) and B) above.When anybody assumes that they can take from me and mine, without my consent, like tax, they are fucking wrong, I and most others will tollerate this for a certain period. We have an excample of the people in the USA and the EU, we must remember that these peeps have been led by the nose for a very long time, and they will come back from their submisive posture.

This is balanced by those that need because of injury or not being able to look after themselves.I will give until I bleed.The shylocks and the shysters can fuck themsleves and die.

We as a people must look at our ultimate survival.

So sorry Eric, I have had wonderful parties with queers of all kinds and have dressed as woman, men, monsters, vaginas, pricks, and assholes, I have even dressed as a politician, I regret that though.Anybody that touched me without permission lost teeth, and that was OK.

But, god, I digress.We as humans have come so far, but much, much less than we think.

Paying 60 dollars for a bottle of whisky is not right, or is it wrong?

All rights other than the natural laws are given by man and therefore are transient and tempory.The right to bear arms.A Constitutional Republic, god, get a tree to pronounce that!

To all my readers from the USA:WTF can I tell you.If you are lucky, we get to live another year, howzat!

Keeskennis approves of this Message, or was that massage?

Comments:

.... brother, I have no problem with gays or lesbians.... I have no problem with folks wearing whatever they wish to wear.... hey, to each their own..... .... all I'm sayin' is that those hammerheads dressing in drag and NOT nailing the hell out of Marilyn is just plain inexcusable...... and that, my brother, is a fact......Eric Homepage 08.29.08 - 12:59 am #Ouch,I agree, I could have been dressed as a "what not" and would have nailed "Her", now where have that gotten us (you see this "downspeak", after all he IS from Tennesee, ya know ) as far as Constitional Republic goes.But then, brother, I have exercised more facial muscles than you in the act of knot paying taxes, so I have the libertarian Haai Ground."Great sex rocks"keeskennis Homepage 08.29.08 - 1:24 am #.... I think that you misunderstood my post....... then again, I appreciate the 'downspeak'.... I do read slowly...... and it helps that you use small words.....Eric Homepage 08.29.08 - 4:18 am #Great sex always rocks...........You cannot pay enough for good Irish whiskey.Um, I lost my train of thought....uh, I'll just have more whiskey and enjoy the view as I always do here.Maeve Homepage 08.29.08 - 8:07 am #

The Lion (Panthera leo) is a large carnivorous feline of Africa and northwest India, having a short tawny coat, a tufted tail, and, in the male, a heavy mane around the neck and shoulders.The African elephant is a very large herbivore having thick, almost hairless skin, a long, flexible, prehensile trunk, upper incisors forming long curved tusks of ivory, and large, fan-shaped ears. There are two distinct species of African elephant: African Forest Elephant (Loxodonta cyclotis) and the African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana).The African Buffalo or Cape Buffalo (Syncerus caffer) is a large horned bovid. It is the most dangerous of the Big Five, reportedly causing the most hunter deaths.[citation needed]The Leopard (Panthera pardus) is a large, carnivorous feline having either tawny fur with dark rosette-like markings or black fur. Leopards are the most difficult to acquire hunting licenses for and are often difficult to hunt due to their behavior and their nocturnal feeding habits. Leopard hunting usually overlaps several weeks of baiting.The Rhinoceros is a large, thick-skinned, herbivore having one or two upright horns on the snout. In Africa, there are two distinct species of rhinoceros; the Black Rhinoceros (Diceros bicornis) and the White Rhinoceros (Ceratotherium simum). Both of these species have two upright horns on the snout.The 1990 release of South African rand banknotes feature a different Big Five animal on each denomination.

Countries where the big five can all be found include South Africa, Kenya, Tanzania and Botswana. According to recent studies it is difficult to spot the Rhinoceros in Botswana.

Conservation statusIf the white rather than black rhinoceros is chosen, the Big Five do not include any endangered species. However, the lion and African bush elephant are classified as vulnerable (the African forest elephant is not yet evaluated as of 2008); African buffalo are conservation dependent. The leopard and white rhinoceros are of less concern.

PLEASE GO AND WHINE ELSEWHERE

I have done more than any and I mean ANY non hunter to preserve wildlife.

Of the lesser buck and creatures, I have killed enough.

Or get yerselves out here to teach me a lesson

If I failed to disgust or ignore or belittle anybody, please let me know, and I will rectify that, pronto.

Political?

This might or might not be the right moment to make a speech.Who the fuck cares?I do not live in the USAI am not voting as I am not qualified to do so.I do not want to become qualified, nor do I want to become a citizen.This is not because I don't believe in all of the wonders prescribed in your Constitution.It is just that am a student of humans, and they will never fullfill those Ideals.We as humans have the tendency to gather about the LOWEST COMMON DENOMITATOR.Sela.Nevertheless the election of a American President does influence me and mine.I earn lots of dollars every month, and I would like those dollars to sustain their market value.So if you guys and dolls vote shit and get BHO elected, I lose, big time.If he (BHO) had a policy, I could have said because of his policy, but he has gotten shit.Hey Froth and Joan, are this Inglish and cleer or can I translate it into Afrikaans.

21 August 2008

True, words, jest

What's the difference between light and hard?You can sleep with a light on.

Comments:

That reminds me of the russian guy who married into a famous cosmetics family. He always got a lot of hassle crossing borders from the ladies at the customs and immigration desks :-"Name?""Ivan Arden""Well that's nice to know, sir, but I just need to know what you are called...." Ole Phat Stu Homepage 08.22.08 - 7:15 pm #

JOCK THE PAINTER

There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making a buck where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the roof of one of their biggest churches. Jock put in a bid, and because his price was so competitive, he got the job.

And so he set to, with a right good will, erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with the turpentine. Well, Jock was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly done when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, and the sky opened, the rain poured down, washing the thin paint from all over the church and knocking Jock fair off the scaffold to land on the lawn, among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

Jock was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?"And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke:

17 August 2008

A repost, why not?

The History

KeesKennis was 22 years old and hanging around in a country now called Namibia.He was hunting when such jobs was available otherwise he would be bar tendering.

The Scene

KeesKennis was looking after a bar in Outjo, a very small town.He had a new friend, Allen, a 26 year old guy which stood 6' 4" and was just as horny as KK.Outjo offered very little and all the fathers were armed.

The coincidence

Something slightly bigger than this, it had a bedroom at either end.

A small caravan with 2 Gypsy fortune tellers had moved into town and was parked outside my hotel.Actually the one was a Brit and about 45 years old and the other about 35 years of age came from Belgium.

It was 2 days before the weekend and the town and the hotel was very quiet.

The Story

The four of us started drinking.Plenty.We paired off, oldest male to oldest female and the young ones together.The owner of the hotel did not like doodling by staff so the four of us ended up at the caravan.We had another couple of drinks and repaired north and south, about 10 feet apart.Mindful of the others not a lot was said.After a while the caravan started to rock slowly with a regular north/south beat, very enjoyable.The rocking got more violent as is wont but the weight ratio was biding its time.

A badly inserted strut gave way on the heavy end and KK and the Belgium gypsy was catapulted to the wall, still locked in that age old embrace.As we slid to the floor we did manage to disengage.

Shocked silence all round, and then laughter.

We finished the coitus the next evening.You guess what "bad" word that is linked to?

Comments:And Hey miss Moanie of Aargh, Please change the revereswe order of my comments, yu being so clevar ant oil, PLEEEEASE.The detail is in your mail, justasx soon as I FIGURE THIS OUT.Send witty notes to joanofargghh *at* the standard gmail type of address. Figure it out.And I will do mine.keeskennis Homepage 08.15.08 - 10:09 pm #... that reminds me, I need to take some photos of the 'blades' in my garage for you..... I'll do that this afternoon......Eric Homepage 08.10.08 - 3:05 pm #

Carry tools - as for beer

I saw this at Joan's place and thought that that was only half the issues

I had to correct the mistake.

Comment and retribution:

I'd bet that Velocidude would wear that at the Blogtoberfest.:o)Joan of Argghh! Homepage 08.09.08 - 10:37 pm #I personally think that he have been scared and scarred by the Drindl, and posting of getting married in the Sistine chapel or some such, have lost him the 29 year olds, however slim and trim they are, unless he have married them. Am I losing myowsnself here, yes.Rock on. Half Rubber is the thong, I mean Thing, OK Thong.