"Signs" as recorded byTeslaAnd the sign says "No long hair freaky people need not apply"So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him whyHe said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll doSo I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"Chorus:Signs Signs Everywhere there's signsBlocking up the scenery Breaking up my mindDo this Don't do that Can't you read the signAnd the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sigh"So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the houseWhat gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me outOr to keep Mother Nature inIf God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinnerChorus:Oh Say now mister Can't you readYou got to have a shirt and tie to get a seatYou can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be hereAnd the sign says "You gotto have a membership card just to get inside" HuhAnd the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"But then they passed around a plate at the end of it allAnd I didn't have a penny to paySo I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little signI said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fineChorus:Chorus:--Scribe