Does the Frequency of Sex Make us Happier?

Posted on25/06/2015|Comments Off on Does the Frequency of Sex Make us Happier?

A recent study found that, contrary to expectations, the frequency of sex does not boost happiness or improve the level of desire. Psychologists found that it could instead lead to a fall in enjoyment.

I don’t believe a word of it. The more sex you have the more addicted to it you become. Less frequency normally leads to a subjugation of desire and eventually the death-knell of it.

However, it also depends on the quality of sex one is having and with whom. For sex is an art form that needs renovating and experimentation to maintain the libido in excellent condition. It has to be kept in a tip-top state for fear it wanes for lack of the necessary exercise.

Psychologists are by nature less practical than we are led to believe. For theory is to them the Bible of their profession, whereas in real life practicality is sometimes far removed from its theoretical parallel.

Sex is one of the most complex divine merriments endowed by the Almighty. We must therefore treat it with the care and attention it deserves. It is basically the jewel of our existence, provided we unlock its nuggets of those mysterious pleasures which have no equal.

So, good luck on your journey of discovery and enjoy its bountiful rewards. It is your last chance before the call of heaven sweeps it all away in favour of eternal choirs.