My name is Elaine.

Monkeys

This can’t be real but it is. Real capuchin monkey helpers. I mean I love monkeys as much as the rest of us. Clyde from Everwhich Way But Loose…fantastic. The ebola monkey in Outbreak….fantastic. But there’s something disturbing about a monkey in your house who can help you eat. I guess if you train them and there are people who need them, then it’s a match made in heaven. But there are so many questions. How do they go to the bathroom? What do they eat? Do they sleep the same as humans? Do they get bored?