Blushing Meadows as DNA tests confirm LBJ is John McEnroe's father

New York - (Love-All Mess): Fifty years of Pentagon blarney has been smashed apart with this weekend's news that 36th US President Lyndon B Johnson's DNA tested positive for paternity of former tennis wonderboy John McEnroe.

The nine times grandslam champion's birth at a US military base in Wiesbaden, West Germany was always spun as regular American home-grown nativity after massive panic in the LBJ matrimonial bed.

of course the CIA and FBI and World Tennis federation always knew.

This weeken'd news has sent Judy Murray scuttling with her tail between her legs after McEnroe's own DNA was found to have fathered her gormless secondborn grandslam wannabe Andy.