I know I'm gonna get in trouble for this.....But I can't resist posting it!

Fire away ladies

Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Motorcycles last longer.Motorcycles don't get pregnant.You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month.Motorcycles don't have parents.Motorcycles curves never sagMotorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.You can share your motorcycle with your friendsIf your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a mufflerYou only need to get a new chain or belt for your motorcycle when the old one is Really WornIf your motorcycle smokes, you can do something about itMotorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have riddenMotorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have.Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten itIf your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocksIf your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct itYou can have a beer while riding your motorcycleYou can have a black motorcycle and show it to your parentsYou don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycleYou don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your motorcycleYou don't have to convince your motorcycle that you're a cyclist and that you think that motorcycles are equals.If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get soreYour parents don't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.Motorcycles don't care if you are late.Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.It's always OK to use tie downs on your motorcycle.If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.You can't get diseases from a motorcycle you don't know very wellIf you get rid of your motorcycle it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff. If you leave town you don't have to worry if your motorcycle is letting somebody else ride it.You can trade your motorcycle in for a newer model without paying alimony.Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you play with it in public. Your motorcycle has an off switch.You can totally ignore your motorcycle as long as you want.Your motorcycle won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket headlights. You know exactly how much your motorcycle is going to take out of your checking account each monthYour motorcycle doesn't expect foreplay.Your motorcycle doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.People envy your motorcycle more the older it gets.You can get your motorcycle hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt. Your motorcycle doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club. If you don't want your motorcycle anymore, it's not illegal to sell it. You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!Motorcycles don't mind having two riders at the same time.You can sit, sipping on a cool J.D. & stare at your motorcycle for hours & it won't ask you any stupid questions!You can call your motorcycle anything in the book and still get to ride it after its all fired up! If you take care of your motorcycle, it will never get to old for you to ride it. You can call your motorcycle a hog and it wont get pissed.You don't have to give your motorcycle a ring in order to get a ride! You can always tell if your motorcycle is turned on or not.It's ok to store disassembled pieces of your motorcycles in your basement. You and a friend can ride a motorcycle at the same time and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the internet!!! Your motorcycle doesn't mind living in the garage. Big and/or fat is a GOOD thing

Motorcycles last longer.If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix itYou can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get soreYou can't get diseases from a motorcycle you don't know very wellBig and/or fat is a GOOD thing

Why my motorcycle is better than some men I know (maybe not as long, but just as honest.)

Motorcycles last longer.Motorcycles don't bitch because you can’t get pregnant.Motorcycles don't have parents, or buddies that take them out on a Friday night leaving me at home aloneMotorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. That includes being left at home with the kidsYou can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.You can share your motorcycle with your friends (but only a fool would share her ride)You only need to get a new chain or belt for your motorcycle when the old one is Really Worn and replace the tires when he can't get enough traction to preform.If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks (never thought of that one, and less work)You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle (only if you are really stupid)Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden (I own two right now, neither care one bit which one I go out with, and I’m not called a whore for doing it.)If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.( but your going to offend the gremlins if you don’t)You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore (yeah nothing like a 700 pound Vibrator)Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride, and I don’t have to dress sexy to get a ride.Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.If you get rid of your motorcycle it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff. (don’t buy much chrome do you?)If you leave town you don't have to worry if your motorcycle is letting somebody else ride it. (not if you take the keys and set the alarm anyway.)Your motorcycle has an off switch. (thank god for that little detail)Slamming my motorcycle isn't consider unlady like, just a cool ride.I know where my ride is at night. I don’t have to worry if my motorcycle is going to get me an STD from being at a bike rally all weekend.I don’t have to worry about my motorcycle cheating on me.If I ride with another Guy, I don’t have to explain why when I get home.My motorcycle is there anytime I need him, ready willing and able to be ridden. I don’t have to cook for my motorcycles, wash his clothes or deal with his kids to get a rideI don't have to worry about a football, baseball, basketball, or any other game on TV if I want a ride.My motorcycle doesn’t have a mother.I can be gone all weekend, and I don’t owe my motorcycle any kind of explanation.My motorcycle can be any color I want, and I’m not going to be called “WHITE TRASH” because of itMy motorcycle will carry my luggage and doesn’t complain about how much I’ve packed.When I ride down the street, men admire me, not just my rideMy ride looks better than some of the guys I’ve dated, and cleaner. If I trade up to a newer model, It's a good thing.My motorcycle is in for the Long Haul.