Signalman: But you better clean Percy, or people will think he's a ghost.

Mr. Conductor 1: Percy chuckled.

Percy: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Thomas. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little engine.

Mr. Conductor 1: Toby promised to help. (Toby's bell rings) Thomas was being oiled up for his evening train.

Toby: Percy's had an accident!

Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Toby.

Thomas: Poor engine.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.

Thomas: Botheration! That means I'll be late!

Toby: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.

Thomas: Out with it, Toby, I can't wait all evening.

Toby: I've just seen something.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.

Toby: It looked like Percy's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.

Thomas: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Toby. I'll take care of you.

(Percy's whistle toots)

Percy: Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!

Mr. Conductor 1: Wailed Percy.

Toby: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!

Percy: I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!

Thomas: Oh dear!

Mr. Condctor 1: Explained Thomas.

Thomas: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Annie and Clarabel.

(Thomas' whistle toots)

Mr. Conductor 1: It was morning when Thomas returned.

Toby: Where have you been?

Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Toby.

Thomas: Ah well.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.

Thomas: I knew you be sad about Percy, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and... (Ghostly whistle) Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train.

Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.

Percy: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?

Toby: Anyone would think...

Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Toby.

Toby: ...that our Thomas was just seen a ghost!

(Percy's Ghostly Trick ends)

Bugsy: Percy got to be tricking Thomas.

Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Bugsy. He did scare Thomas.

(The Conductors disappear)

Ash: Let's dance Mitchie. I'll get Bailey back now.

Mitchie: And i'll get Scott, too.

Satsuki: Let's play This Little Piggy, Charmaine.

Charmaine: You're on it, Satsuki.

(End of Part 1)

Part 2

(We see Ash asking Mitchie to dance)

Ash: Just a dance between you and me.

Mitchie: Okay, Ash.

(Ash and Mitchie start dancing)

(We see Satsuki and Charmaine with their high heeled pumps off)

Satsuki: I'll start first. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, this little piggy had none and this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home.

Charmaine: My turn. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, this little piggy had none and this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home.

Satsuki: Cutie!

Charmaine: Adorable!

(The two girls laugh while the conductors reappear)

Mr. Conductor 1: This sure is a game.

Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: Right.

Marina: Tell me the rest of Percy's adventures.

Mr. Conductor 1: I remember the time he got himself hairy. I'll tell you.

(Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Woolly Bear starts)

Mr. Conductor 1: In the summer, the work crews cut the long grass along the tracks raking it into heaps to dry in the sun. At this time of year, Percy stops where they have been cutting. The men load up his empty wagons and he pulls them to the station.

(Percy's whistle toots)

Mr. Conductor 1: Toby then takes them to the hills for the farmers to feed their stock.

(Toby's bell rings)

Percy: Wheeeeeeeesh!

Mr. Conductor 1: Percy gave a ghostly whistle.

Percy: Don't be frightened, Thomas.

Mr. Conductor 1: He laughed.

Percy: It's only me!

Thomas: Your ugly fizz is enough to frighten anyone.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.

Thomas: You're like...

Percy: Ugly indeed. I'm...

Thomas: Green caterpillar with red stripes.

Mr. Conductor 1: Continued Thomas firmly.

Thomas: You crawl like one too.

Percy: I don't!

Thomas: Who's been late every afternoon this week?

Percy: It's the hay.

Thomas: I can't help that.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.

Thomas: Time's time, and Sir Topham Hatt relies on me to keep it. I can't if you crawl in the hay till all hours.

Percy: Green caterpillar indeed.

Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed Percy, as he set off to collect some hay to take to the harbour.

Percy: I'm never late, or at least only a few minutes. What's that to Thomas? He can always catch up time farther on.

Mr. Conductor 1: All the same, he and his driver decided to start home early. Then came trouble.

(The crate of treacle appears held by a crane it falls down and lands on Percy with a loud Wham!)

Mr. Conductor 1: A crate of treacle was upset all over Percy. Percy was cross. He was still sticky when he puffed away. The wind was blowing fiercely.

Percy's Driver: Look at that!

Mr. Conductor 1: Explained the driver. The wind caught the piled hay, tossing it up and over the track. The line climbed here.

Percy's Driver: Take a run at it, Percy.

Mr. Conductor 1: His driver advised. Percy gathered speed. But the hay made the rails slippery and his wheels wouldn't grip. Time after time he stalled with spinning wheels and had to wait until the line ahead was cleared before he could start again. Everyone was waiting. Thomas seethed impatiently.

Mr. Conductor 1: Then they all saw Percy. (everyone laughing) They laughed and shouted.

Percy: Sorry I'm late.

Mr. Conductor 1: Percy panted.

Thomas: Look what's crawled out of the hay!

Mr. Conductor 1: Teased Thomas.

Percy: What's wrong?

Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.

Thomas: Talk about hairy caterpillars.

Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas.

Thomas: It's worth been late to have seen you.

Mr. Conductor 1: When Percy got home, his driver showed him what he looked like in the mirror.

Percy: Bust my buffers! No wonder they all laughed. I'm just look like a woolly bear. Please clean me before Toby comes.

Mr. Conductor 1: But it was no good. Thomas told Toby all about it. Instead of talking about sensible things like playing ghosts, Thomas and Toby made jokes about woolly bear caterpillars, and other creatures which crawled about in hay. They laughed a lot, but Percy thought they were really being very silly indeed!