The account is called @SheRatesDogs—a play on Twitter’s beloved @WeRateDogs—and it’s run by a woman named Michaela Okland who explained to Metro.co.uk that because all the dogs on WeRateDogs are “rated above 10/10,” she thought “it’d be funny if there were an account where the dogs are sh*tty exes!” (and they all have negative number ratings.)

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