Closer Invites Us To Hate Mum-Of-Seven Claire Davey

MEET pregnant mum-of-seven Claire Davey. Claire has never had a full-time job. She wants to have another seven children. She and her husband Peter get £42,000-a-year from the state.

And they may be earning a few pounds more because Claire and her brood are in Closer magazine, along with a 42-inch plasma telly, Sky TV, a seven-seat Mercedes, an 11-seater Minibus and a four-bedroom detached home in Llangefni, Wales.

Claire says she’s not being “selfish” having loadsa kids and expecting the benefits system to provide for her family. Says she:

“If the Government wants to give me money, I’m happy to take it.”

This story is, of course, all designed for readers to hate Claire. But what we want to know is what the kids are called. Here goes:

Tie, Jade, Mercedes, Jessica, Jamie-Anne, Harriet and Adelle.

Yep, if Tie can be branded like Mercedes into, say, Tie-Rack, the children might start earning…