Aubrey Nagle: Why University City is Philly's best neighborhood

All right, I’m just going to say it: If you’re not living in University City, you’re probably

a) A suburbaniteb) Out of touch with technology and/or pop culturec) Older than 35/dirtd) All of the above

You know how I know? Because University City is cool. Not in Fishtown’s trying-to-be-cool way or your mom saying “surfbort” kind-of-weird-but-cool way. Like, actually cool.

That’s because it’s full of (dun, dun, dun) millennials, simultaneously the driving force of the nation’s culture and economy and the bane of all preceding generations’ existences. We’re taking over Philadelphia – Philly’s seen the largest millennial boom of any major city – and University City is our headquarters. Basically, we’re totally killing it right now.

According to Pew, millennials are the key to Philly’s future. That same Pew poll says UC has one of Philly’s biggest chunks of millennials, and that’s not even counting the under-20 set, which you know we have plenty of thanks to the University of Pennsylvania, Drexel University and the University of the Sciences. Since UC has ‘em all packed into one neighborhood, you could say we’re kind of a big deal.

We also have that whole “eds and meds” thing on lock. With two nationally ranked, top 100 colleges right next door to each other and 54 percent of our residents holding bachelor's degrees or higher (compared to Philly’s overall 23 percent), we’ve got some serious brainpower over here. And if you ever need a trip to the emergency room, UC’s Hospitals of the University of Pennsylvania are ranked in 13 specialties, and CHOP is ranked in 10, just FYI. Education and medicine are two huge drivers of our local economy, providing jobs and public services that help the whole city grow. Youse guys are welcome.

Locust Walk on the Campus of the University of Pennsylvania. / Thom Carroll, PhillyVoice Staff Photographer

Need to go shopping? There are sporting-goods stores like Philadelphia Runner, preppy joints like Gap and The Loft, millennial favorites like Urban Outfitters and American Apparel and a few up-and-coming boutiques. Plus, you know we university types have a few top-shelf bookstores and, like, a dozen Starbucks.

If you do want to take a look around, though, we’re within walking distance of Boathouse Row, the Philadelphia Museum of Art, the Schuylkill River Trail and parks for exercise and sightseeing. We’re a hop, skip and a jump from Center City nightlife, restaurants and shopping. Plus, if you’re not a fan of the complicated SEPTA bus routes, there’s no need to take them. UC has easy access to all the trolley, subway and regional rail lines you could ever need.

And then there’s that view! Every day at sunset, the fading sun lights up the Philly skyline. (Sure, you could get the same effect at sunrise from Old City, but ew, that’s so early.) Just like the view, the people are also gorgeous. Millennials, welcome to your biggest dating scene. Non-millennials, sit back and allow the vestiges of youth to re-energize you with their beauty and vigor.

Despite all the college students, it’s not like UC is one giant frat party. The campuses that dominate the area live in harmony with the surrounding communities. With their civic engagement programs and volunteer opportunities, USP, Drexel and UPenn work tirelessly to create one big West Philly love fest. Not to mention, the crime rates in UC have been trending down in recent years, and rent is cheap. Unlike some Philly campuses (you know who you are), UC plays nice with its neighbors.

Every type of person can find a home in University City. If you’re a quiet homebody, no one will bother you and you can order in food from delicious restaurants for the rest of your life. If you’re a party animal, there is no shortage of places to see and be seen. If intellectual pursuits are your thing, you can throw a stick in any direction and hit a dozen major cultural institutions.

Maybe Old City has great nightlife, but the rent is too high, and those cobblestones are a nightmare. Sure, Center City has theaters and restaurants, but it’s basically a giant tourist trap. Manayunk is hip and chill, but it’s so far away. Suburbia has quiet neighborhoods and safety but too many minivans. University City has it all and it wants even more, so why not join us on the other (better) side of the river?