My only stipulation for this drink is that it must have enough garnishes to make it resemble a salad in a glass.

(makes 1)

In a collins glass combine the following:

1.5 oz vodka

2 oz tomato juice

1 tsp worcestershire

tsp prepared horseradish

1 pinch salt

a few dashes hot pepper sauce

1/4 tsp fresh lemon juice

Fill a second glass with ice cubes, pour mixture into glass with ice, then pour contents back and forth between glasses to thoroughly mix. Garnish with a celery stick, lemon wedge, olive, pickles, bacon etc etc.