Yeah, but I was born a year later. The brave boys in gold and black also won it in 1893, 1908 and 1949, the last being immortalised in Monty Python's Communist Leaders Quiz Show routine: "No, it was Wolverhampton Wanderers who beat Leicester 3-1."

And there was me thinking you were an Evertonian.

ILTVS

All right then, I'll do an update.

Geoff

Hasn't some poor unfortunate Dutch team signed him as manager?

Ziggi

Most of the buildings on the croft are held together with baler twine - including the house.

Fiwa

Definitely not. Definitely.

Brad

Draw your own conclusions.

Dina

Should've said 'in no particular order'.

Mig

Not a boy scout, an army cadet which means I can fire a 14-pounder cannon and play the bugle (though not at the same time).

A croft is a Scottish smallholding. There are legal restrictions governing the use of the land. It's also hard to get a mortgage on one, so we bought ours with a suitcase full of used fivers.I suppose you could have a croft in Wiltshire, but it might involve voting SNP.

Fiwa

I've only just plucked up the courage to tell him.

Ginni

Seldom Seen Kid is terrific. As Richard over at Goat Food said: "If you buy only one album this year. . . "

In my view, it's up there with Dark Side of the Moon, Led Zep IV, Sgt Pepper and Now 36.