Bitch Set Me Up

The only thing worse than a Kardashian wife is a Kardashian ex-wife. Just ask dead Robert Kardashian or Kris Humphreys or Lamar Odom or some guy who beat Kim Kardashian for a couple weeks in Vegas. According to sources both anonymous and unreliable, Khloe invited Lamar out to a Hollywood nightclub and when he arrived, he found her with her new boyfriend, French Montana, who I’m still pretty sure is a t-girl porn star. Not only was her new black cocksman present, but so were E! cameras which tried to frame Lamar as being the jealous ex-husband who showed up out of the blue to harass Khloe:

She totally set him up and he is livid. She wanted it to look like he was stalking her on camera.

By livid, I assume somebody slowly explained to Lamar what had just happened, causing him to hit the pipe and bang eleven whores at the nearest Holiday Inn Express. Still, it was a pretty shitty thing to do to the man you once told the world every single day for three years straight was your life’s inspiration and first man who didn’t let an ‘eww’ slip when he saw you naked.

Following the staged run in, Khloe Tweeted the pain she felt from running into Lamar:

Still hurts… Maybe it always will.

Nothing truly hurts like sticking a knife in a man’s back. Your hand gets all sore and your palm can chafe if you’re not holding the grip properly as you drive the blade into the vital organs. Bitch.