Saturday, April 26, 2014

Folks, I've decided that the plastered-ear look is the absolute bee's knees when it comes to spring 'dos for 'dales. Here I am modeling the basic nude look.

A girl, however, wants to accessorize. Here's the Easter bonnet look, guaranteed to get you a lot of treats, especially if you master the look of "pathetic, hopeful, and slightly tortured."﻿

If a treat is tossed to you, it's like wearing a catcher's mitt. You can't miss.

And, no worries, you can sleep comfortably.﻿

Scarves are in season this year; Mom wears them all the time and I've enjoyed chewing on the fringes more than once. Being an active girl and not wanting to trip over trailing ends, I've adapted the look for dogs.

Sadly, this model comes only in denim blue. Rose or bright purple would be so much more appropriate for spring.

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You can perform all your usual bitey-face activities--

--and sleep very comfortably indeed, as the inflatable scarf (which Mom keeps calling a donut, though everybody knows donuts are for eating) acts as a portable pillow. ﻿

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Emily Dickins here. Sheila the groomer came to my house! I was so happy to see her that I bounced all over the place! Never mind that I didn't know who she was and had never met her before. With Mom's conniving assistance, this is what she did to me. Don't I look pathetically sad?

This is my Angry Puppy look. Do you think I should take to acting instead of poetry?

Mom says I look goofy in this one, but I believe I am projecting an image of an animal bravely overcoming adversity and looking forward to the future or a liver treat, whichever comes first.
Stand by for the next post in which I'll model the latest fashions in puppy-torture.