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You peel it away and save it in your memory chest, almost forgetting to check behind it for the final holiday track in the series. It’s another classic, very straight-forward, can be played in Church, the kitchen, wherever. Thanks for listening everyone!

You melt through it using a hot piece of iron you’ve been saving for a rainy today to reveal today’s classic Glenn holiday track:

It’s kinda cheating because it’s four years old but this challenge was tough and this song rules. Here are the lyrics, co-written by Warren G and Nate Dogg:

RegulatorsWe regulate any stealing of his propertyAnd we damn good tooBut you can’t beat any geek off the street,Gotta be handy with the steelIf you know what I mean, earn your keepRegulators! Mount up!

(Warren G:)It was a clear black night, a clear white moonWarren G was on the streets, trying to consumeSome skirts for the eve, so I can get some funkJust rollin’ in my ride, chillin’ all alone

(Glenn:)Just hit the Eastside of the HBCOn a mission tryna find a gift for Warren GSeen a rack full of toys ain’t no need to pauseAll you skirts know what’s up with Santa claus

(Warren G:)So I hooks a left on the 21 and LewisSome brothas shootin’ dice so I said “Let’s do this”I jumped out the ride,And said “What’s up?”Some brothas pulled some gats so I said “I’m stuck.”

(Glenn:)Since these toys on sale i’ma buy them allThese cashiers lookin so bored, they work at the mallWont’cha think of better things than some bored cashiersI think I’ll call Warren G and we can get some beers

(Glenn:)I call Warren G he doesn’t answer the phoneMaybe I’ll just split and watch Home AloneIt’s a good Christmas flick, for when you’re feeling blueAnd when it’s all done put in Home Alone 2

(Warren G:)They got guns to my headI think I’m going downI can’t believe this happenin’ in my own townIf I had wings I could flyLet me contemplateI glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate

(Glenn:)It’s snowing outside and looks real niceMan, I hope Warren G didn’t go and play diceHe always gets into trouble with this guy named NateIt’s not uncommon that they’re forced to regulate

I laid all my parcels down, I gave my cat a petTurn on my computer and log onto internetCheck out Facebook, type in “warren G”Saw the following status update staring back at me:

(Warren G:)Now Nate got the freaksAnd that’s a known factBefore I got jacked I was on the same trackBack up back up cause it’s onN A T E and meThe Warren to the G

(Glenn:)Just like I thoughtHe was hangin’ with Nateand it sounds like he got jaaaaackedAh geez I’m hungryI’m in need of a goddamn snaaaack

I saw a large pizza sexy as hellI said “Oh I like your size.”extra cheese with meat and some bro-co-li, peppers, on the sideI got a belly full of pie and it’s going real swellThe next track is jingle bellllllllss (fade in jingle bells)

(Warren G:)I’m tweakingInto a whole new eraG-FunkStep to thisI dare yaFunkOn a whole new level

(Glenn:)What this track needs is some Aaron Neville

(Warren G:)ChordsStringsWe bringsMelodyG-FunkWhere rhythm is lifeAnd life is rhythm

(Glenn:)If you know like I knowYou don’t wanna step to thisIt’s the christmas eraFunked out with a gangsta twistIf you joke like I jokeThen you smile like everydayAnd if your ass is a busterSanta Claus will regulate

You take it on a date and it isn’t interested in a relationship so you’re able to look past it to find today’s audio advent track–a sequel to December 15’s Christmas Dinosaur:

Here are the lyrics so you can show your Sunday School teacher:

Christmas Dinosaur arose from the grave three days after dyingHe spent 40 days just walking around eating bugs, roaring and cryingHis friends and family exploded in the blast so he felt a lot of sadnessHe looked up above and asked his dad, “what is all this madness”?