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Why Did We Design This? All that is gold does not glitter,
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
Not all who sleepwalk to the kitchen are lost.

Beautiful words. I guess the point is, things aren't always what they seem. Just because a person may wander -- or, say, zombie-walk to the refrigerator at 3 a.m. -- doesn't mean they lack a purpose. Maybe they're just trying to find their way. Or maybe they're in an Ambien coma trying to cook waffles and chili con queso. Everyone is different.

So don't judge. Understand that we all march to the beat of our own drummer. And sometimes that drummer really wants us to consume all the Cheetos and chocolate syrup in the house.

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WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.