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Trapped in an elevator...

Have you ever thought, as you entered an elevator, that surely some day it will stop in-between floors? That try as you may, you'd be stuck in there, until firefighters come, and save the day. So DA, what would you do if you were trapped in an elevator, with nothing but the clothes on your back- a brown paper bag with a sandwich in it- a bottle of water- some floss in your pocket- and a fifty year old Ronald McDonald on LSD as the only other passenger in that elevator?

Weave the floss into a length of rope. Pop the access hatch to the top of the elevator. Use the sandwich as bait, catch a rat, tie a bit of floss to it, follow the rat. Use the rope to shimmy down the elevator shaft.

First of all, I'd be worried about Ronny. I might have to knock him out cold if he tries to pull anything. With him out of the way, I would push the help button and then try to get out of the door on top.