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2016: South Korean children sob uncontrollably at the news that Kim Jong-Un has been deposed, North and South will be reunifying, and they're going to be paying for it for the rest of their working lives.

The State Dept. on PMS -My name is NOT Hirrary Crinton! If you little brats don't learn how to pronounce the letter L, I'm going to stuff Hello Kitty in this burlap sack and toss it in the sea!

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Reuters later acknowledged that N.Korean propagandists had photoshopped new jackets onto the kids in front AND airbrushed plump cheeks on their emaciated faces. Madison Avenue is now offering the foreign talent full time jobs.

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Their parents were hanged for repeating this joke - "How sick is he? Well, they've changed his name from Kim Jung Il to Kim Jung Dead"

Kids, remember those fish our grorious dead reader gave you as a gift right before he died? We forgot to mention... they were supposed to rast the rest of this year. Oh, and our sordiers want you to return those warm jackets. NOW.

In this North Korean press release school children are shown reacting 'spontaneously' to the news that Kim Jong Il had died. Later in the day Reuters released another angle of the shot showing workers from the Ministry of Glorious State Information releasing pepper spray just off camera...

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