Scarlett Johansson’s nude photo hacker Christopher Chaney has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. He not only hacked phones to get naked pics of ScarJo and other celebs, but he also hacked pics of women he personally knew in real life. Creep! [BuzzFeed]

Jessica Simpson was a bridesmaid in best friend Cacee Cobb’s wedding to Donald Faison this weekend. Donald’s “Scrubs”‘ co-star Zach Braff was a groomsman. Did Jessica and Zach ever hump? [People]

Leolah Brown, sister to Bobby Brown and aunt to Bobbi Kristina was kicked out of her niece’s funeral yesterday after verbally lashing at Pat Houston Bobbi Kristina’s former manager as well as sister-in-law to Bobbi Kristina’s mother Whitney Houston. Phew. That was a mouthful.