As the title suggests, this thread is meant to be a place where you can post your favorite offensive jokes. I'm going to start off with the ones I've heard so far. If it's not your type of humour, kindly move on.

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what just happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her and then we had sex over and over again, all positions, everything. His friend replies: "That's great, did you get a blow job as well?" He responds: "Oh no, I never found her head."

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?

One of them comes back from the camp.

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How are women similar to condoms?

They're either on the end of your dick, or in your wallet.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating across the room in the middle of the night?

"Drop it, nigger."

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Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

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Why do Ethiopians give the best blowjobs?

Because you know they will swallow.

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What did the jewish paedophile say to the child?

"Hey kid, would you like to buy some candy?"

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A woman goes out clubbing and meets a handsome black dude. They go back to her place after a night of partying and drinking. As they're getting undressed, the woman slides up to the black dude and says: "Go on stud, show me what makes you black guys famous."

So he stabs her and runs off with her purse.

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My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarassing questions about sex. Just this morning, she asked me: "Is that the best you can do?"

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What's a word that begins with "N", end in "R" that you never want to call a black person?

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....BestFerdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.WorstFerdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.