Cheesus, Mary Mother of Egg. Are ppl serious. If that’s the case i’ve eaten Jesus quite a few times. This post just makes christians look like nutters. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Taco, GET FRIENDS! Jesus is not real, people are real.

Most of these Jesus blotches may as well resemble Rasputin or somebody else who would give the god botherers nightmares. With no amount of imagination can I make anything holy out of the landslide photo.

I once threw-up in the snow outside a party and I swear that the resulting image in the snow was a perfect Virgin Mary staring back at me. My girlfriend saw it too. I drank many more beers that night and in the morning had no hang over.