to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.

The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.

That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.