Omg, lol, they forgot to name the baby for two years? Wtf. I can't believe they even left him in the department store. And Black = Shibuya? Oh Geki, Black just wants to look presentable to you, don't be like that. I don't really think that the baby will become like Daruma or a yankee or even as insane as Gekikara, but its hilarious how Black's afraid that he would be like Rena someday.

Hahahaha, Gekikara's Pencil Special never fails to amuse me, also, I want to ask Black too, why did she fell for Gekikara, I'm curious Mama Black!

Thank you for the wonderful and funny update, it really inspired me to write updates on my fics.

anzai48

OMG....1. The first skit (How to Deal With Your Wife) is already got me right at the spot. So after all this time, Black is not being a good wife for her husband? Hahahaa......Imagining that making me blush...... Black, now it's your turn to be a good wife for your husband....*blush* And Black already say that Geki can do anything tonight, right??? And I really want to see what will Gekikara do tonight. You can do anything, Geki!! Go go Geki!!

2. Black with nail polish? Well...Every wife needs to look after themselves more, so that the husbands will love them more.3. How about next skit: Black and Geki quarelling over choosing names for the Baby? It happen all the times, in real world.....naming contest....LOL.... 4. Wait, what? Geki feeding the baby with a chicken wing? Oh come on!!! 5. Forgotten: I can't believe now it's Black who forgot and left the baby in the store... I never saw it coming in her....6. The shoving pencil skit got me a trauma.... 7. How I Met Your Mother: nice!!

And, Oh Shit!! There will be a surprise? Yaayyy....No I won't hate you. Take your time to write it....

*after went shopping for daily supply*Black : Dozen of eggs…check. Canned soup…check. A sack of rice…check. *listing*Gekikara : You’re no fun! Where’s the cookies and snacks? (*3*) Black : If we want our kid eating healthy food, he should see the parents doing so!Gekikara : He won’t see us anyway…Black : Eh?Gekikara : You left him in the department store…

omg coudnt stop laughing at tht bit it was made worse3 by my mum saying she left me in the bank i was like i feel the babys pain

yeah and i decided not to give baby a name xD he remains anon. lol she even questioning herself why she loves geki so much but she doesnt want her child to become like her ahh really happy to inspire!

@anzai48 I love long comment anzai-san! *waffle waffle waffle*

1. sorry bby, its PG-13 lolzzz let your imagination go wild!2. its just...not so Black...3. lolol its not that! but i think thats a great idea for my later skit but the thing is, both are forgetting to give a name to the child lol poor anon kid!4. geki thinks he needs more protein...5. lol you know Black sometimes bit clumsy6. me too...scariest scene of geki...

@kahem

@XxRoByNxX78 lol i feel sorry for you unpleasant childhood memories...haha but thanks for reading!

@Spicy Sapphire hahahaha at least youre not behind the wheel right? i will!

Thanks for all the comment and here it goes...my crazy drabbles...hope you like it

Gekikara : *giggle* It’s been a long time since we had a fight, Black.Black : I miss that time too. But I have something more important to take care about. *pet the kid*Gekikara : You lose your Yankee Soul? *giggle*Black : of course not!Gekikara : If I challenge you to a fight, will you accept?Black : Not in the mood *facepalm*Gekikara : You chicken! *giggle*I’m not scared with your speed!Black : Hey don’t call me that. Fine! I’m not scared either with your insanity!Gekikara : Tonight? *giggle*Black : *smirk* where?Gekikara : *giggle* Wherever you want. Bed? Bathtub?Black : EHH!! *blush*

Gakuran : Yo! Long time no see! Black : Come in! Come in!Gakuran : Thank you *smile* where is Gek-AAAARGH WHO ARE YOU??Gekikara : Eh? It’s me Gekikara…Gakuran : Your face is so blue! Who did you fight with?Gekikara : Moral of the story, don’t rape your wife when you’re drunk…

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Warm Welcoming

Gakuran : Ahh, your son is bigger than the last time I saw! Come here kid *smile*Black : He likes to eat vegetables! *proud*Baby : *sit in Gakuran’s lap*Gakuran : Wow…your baby is so cuteee *pinch*holding him I feel so warm (>.<)Gekikara : It’s because he just peed on your lap…

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Simple Question

Gakuran : Thanks for the pants. It’s okay. He’s just a kid. *smile*Black : Yeah I’m sorry. He did that the first time he sat on Gekikara’s lap too… Gekikara : No he didn’t. He didn’t pee. He pooped.Gakuran : *laugh* Ne, ne, so what’s his name?Black : *sweat-dropped* *playing the Rosario*Gekikara : *looking another way* *bite nails*Gakuran : Did I say something wrong…

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A Day With Geki Papa

Black : I take two shifts now. We need double income since the owner of our apartment increases the fare. So I won’t be home til 9 PM. Gekikara : Ah…Black, I’m sorry my income doesn’t do much …Black : Please take care of him. If he loses a leg, I’ll break you.Gekikara : I’m a good Dad! *2 hours later*Gekikara : WHERE THE HELL IS THE PACIFIER?? WHERE IS THE BABY POWDER?? WHERE BLACK PUTS THE BABY FOOD??? *panic*

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Substitution

Black : Gekiiii, he pooped! Help me change his diapers.Gekikara : Okay…*few mins*Black : *check* Is everything alri-WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???Gekikara : Eh…we’re out of diapers…Black : That doesn’t mean you can use my pads for God sake!!! (=o=)

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Get Economical

Black : It’s called being stupid. You can just tell me and I‘ll flash to the nearest store!Gekikara : No, it’s called being thrifty! Besides I can’t see the difference between diapers and pads…Black : I still don’t know why I am in love with you…

Gekikara : *giggle* It’s been a long time since we had a fight, Black.Black : I miss that time too. But I have something more important to take care about. *pet the kid*Gekikara : You lose your Yankee Soul? *giggle*Black : of course not!Gekikara : If I challenge you to a fight, will you accept?Black : Not in the mood *facepalm*Gekikara : You chicken! *giggle*I’m not scared with your speed!Black : Hey don’t call me that. Fine! I’m not scared either with your insanity!Gekikara : Tonight? *giggle*Black : *smirk* where?Gekikara : *giggle* Wherever you want. Bed? Bathtub?Black : EHH!! *blush*

Gakuran : Ahh, your son is bigger than the last time I saw! Come here kid *smile*Black : He likes to eat vegetables! *proud*Baby : *sit in Gakuran’s lap*Gakuran : Wow…your baby is so cuteee *pinch*holding him I feel so warm (>.<)Gekikara : It’s because he just peed on your lap…

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Simple Question

Gakuran : Thanks for the pants. It’s okay. He’s just a kid. *smile*Black : Yeah I’m sorry. He did that the first time he sat on Gekikara’s lap too… Gekikara : No he didn’t. He didn’t pee. He pooped.Gakuran : *laugh* Ne, ne, so what’s his name?Black : *sweat-dropped* *playing the Rosario*Gekikara : *looking another way* *bite nails*Gakuran : Did I say something wrong…

Black : I take two shifts now. We need double income since the owner of our apartment increases the fare. So I won’t be home til 9 PM. Gekikara : Ah…Black, I’m sorry my income doesn’t do much …Black : Please take care of him. If he loses a leg, I’ll break you.Gekikara : I’m a good Dad! *2 hours later*Gekikara : WHERE THE HELL IS THE PACIFIER?? WHERE IS THE BABY POWDER?? WHERE BLACK PUTS THE BABY FOOD??? *panic*

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Substitution

Black : Gekiiii, he pooped! Help me change his diapers.Gekikara : Okay…*few mins*Black : *check* Is everything alri-WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???Gekikara : Eh…we’re out of diapers…Black : That doesn’t mean you can use my pads for God sake!!! (=o=)

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Get Economical

Black : It’s called being stupid. You can just tell me and I‘ll flash to the nearest store!Gekikara : No, it’s called being thrifty! Besides I can’t see the difference between diapers and pads…Black : I still don’t know why I am in love with you…

1. 2. Allow me to finish the rest of the title: I Fight You, You Fight Me, We Are Yankee Family… With a Great Big Punch and Kick From Me to You... Won't You Say You Fight Me Too And don't ever think of using your godly speed, Black. If you use it, won't it be too... short? 3. Moral of the story: Getting drunk makes you 'insane' too. Beware!4, 5, 6. Hi there, Gakuran! A pleasant visit, eh? Now I'm waiting for other guests to visit and get peed on and asking the baby's name. 7. Next time properly watch and learn from your wife, okay Geki? (Good Dad <- long way to go)8, 9. Can't see the difference between diapers and pads? Does Geki never wear these before (at least the pads..) ?? 10. Geki, how about trying manicure? That way the 'anti PG-13' will be more preferable.. I guess. 11. Time for this reader to sleep too~ hoahmm.. Black is boring indeed. Good night. ...

So, to put the comment in summary... "I was -ing." Write more Eru-san..

That's exactly the point, at least I died happily. Poor baby, BlackGeki already doesn't name him, the evil author also wouldn't. Why does Black love Geki? I want to know, seems like its a neat and bizarre mystery.

Gonna comment on em' story. I'm loving every update to be honest.

Being Papa is suffering when your on the phone and you had to list so many things for Mama and Baby cries, hahaha. Also, Geki wants a fight? What? A cat fight? Or a sexy passionate night for two parents under a warm bed or tub.......?! *coughs* Of course I get it, its the latter one

Wahahaha, Geki came home drunk? She's putting the moves on Black and Black's asking for divine protection(?), lol, why bother, I mean...let Geki have her way...~ I feel bad for Geki because she got beaten for trying to pull the moves on Black while she's drunk.

Gakuran, Gakuran, he just peed on you, hahaha, that's so so a warm welcoming, and the Baby poo'ed on Geki on the first meet? Aw, that doesn't sound nice... OMG LOL! I can't believe Gakuran even asked for the name, lol Black and Geki don't know what to say, their avoiding the topic.

Papa Geki is a bad Papa for not knowing where the Baby's needs are hidden, tsk tsk tsk, even to the point of using Mama Black's pads?! Priceless. I kind of remember that one time when I asked my mom whats the difference of pads and diapers, because I had the same view as Geki before, rofl.

Uwah, I kinda feel for Black, she must have been in pain whenever..um, yeah, hahaha, Geki needs to stop biting her nails now, she totally has to take care of her lovely Mama Black or else Black would refuse her in to put up the moves on her in bed. Geki you better trim your nails neatly with a nail cutter this time!

I kinda find Black's poetry a bit disturbing, especially when she says that while she's fighting...but to be blunt like that to your wifey?! Geki Geki Geki, that's one of the Don't major rule you shouldn't do. Who knows, you might find yourself sleeping outside the house, or on the couch, or on the floor......

It's up to your imagination or maybe...a yankee bloody fight in the bed? (thats sick)

Black is a tsun! Thats why Geki never had enough for her :p

For the exact, Geki doesnt know the difference of the function between those two

Geki is insane both in normal life or in bed and Black always use her speed for um...yeah so thats why Geki keeps wanting Black more and more lolololol

it's okay! give me more like that

@XxRoByNxX78

You know, i have lots fics to do (request fics such as Kojiyuu, Atsumina, Wmatsui & RenAirin also unfinished series of Nezumi x Center duh...) but these drabbles occupies the most in my head so i cant help

Gekikara : *closes Black’s eyes* just few more steps…don’t see…*giggle*Black : *uneasy* Mmm…Gekikara : *open* Ta-daa! Happy birthday, Black!Black : *surprised* Ehh, a baby’s cart? That’s so sweet of you, Geki!! *smile*Gekikara : You don’t have to carry him on the back anymore *giggle* I’m a good Dad! *proud*Black : *hug* thank you *blush* You are so sweet *kiss*Gekikara : *giggle* It’s not free… *cracking neck * I’ll rock you tonight…under the shower…*giggle*Black : *scared* I take back my words…*shiver*

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Function

Gekikara : Yaay! To the park with whole family! *giggle* tanoshimii~~Black : Maa, maa. It’s easier to take him outside since we have a baby’s cart now, thanks to you *smile*Gekikara : I’m a good Dad! *giggle*Black : Pacifier?Gekikara : Check!Black : Food?Gekikara : Check!Black : His stuffed animal?Gekikara : Already!Black : Geki, where the baby will sit if you put all those stuffs in the cart… (-___-)Gekikara : Carrying them is a pain…

Black : Gekiii, I think he needs to pee. Can you please handle him? *from the kitchen*Gekikara : Okay…*few mins*Black : *appear* Is everything alright? Where is he? *confused*Gekikara : Toilet…*eyes on TV*Black : Huh?? (O__o)Gekikara : I already taught him about using the tissue and flush…Black : Damn it Geki, he’s only freaking 2 years old!!! (=A=)

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Important Lesson

Baby : HWEEEEE!!!! HWEEEEEE!!!! HUAAAAAAAA!!!Black : *in the kitchen* *sigh* what is happening again between him and Geki…Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!Black : *appear* Gekiiii, is everything alri-Why are you watching TV instead of feeding him???Gekikara : Let him be. He needs to know how to survive for food in this cruel world!Black : He needs to know how to survive with a cruel parent like you…

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Very Important Lesson

Gekikara : I’m just teaching him how to be a tough yankee!Black : For anything sake, Gekikara. He’s only 2 years old!!!Gekikara : He needs to know how to survive in this cruel world!*Dinner time*Gekikara : Why am I only getting a cup noodle????? Black : You NEED to know how to survive with a mad wife.

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Repetitive

Gekikara : *stand up*Black : *watching*Gekikara : *walking to the kitchen*Black : *observing*Gekikara : *open the fridge* *sigh*Black : *staring*Gekikara : *back to the living room* There’s nothing to eat…Black : There’ll be no food magically appears even if you check the fridge every ten minutes…

hehe, my mind already processes to the episode, where Geki and Maeda were fighting in the classroom, and Geki bited Maeda's air *gets into Gekikara's mode, and starts giggling* *gets shot by the author*

Bored:

I'd be like Black in this situation... But the underwear cutting was really unexpected

Gekikara Rock:

The present is really sweet. But then her last statement is just... And Yukirin's reaction... I already am imagining it

Function:

Here we see how really silly Geki is (except the hilarious diaper and pad mixing.. ) Poor baby, having parents like that... They do not give him the name, dad thinks more about herself and moms body, and mom about bible and scolding GekiThough Black really loves her child, the thing that the child being two years old and having no name is just..

Left Out:

Awww... The teasing...

Remains A Mistery:

*sings Super Junior - Mystery*

*cough* Anyway, seeing Black making the first move is really rare, so that was very sweet

Lesson:

Now let's imagine all kids learn so fast... Nah, won't happen. But really, Geki is sooo hilarious with her crazy ideas... Talking about crazy ideas......

Important Lesson:

Like I said, poor child having parents like that A dad eating child's food, thinking he has to adapt faster...

Very Important Lesson:

Now that's what I call 'What goes around, comes around.' Or the rough translation from Lithuanian (I have no idea if there is such a saying in English) 'Don't dug a pit/grave for another because you will fall there yourself.' (or something along the lines)Geki, as much as I love you, you really deserved it this time

Repetitive:

I know the feeling... The difference is, I know how to make food, and I love cooking.. While Geki... Let's just say she's being lazy..

No Choice:

Now this one really cracked me up And Black is so true about this... Having one child is okay.. But hving one child and another child-like adult is...tiring.. *pats understandably Black's shoulder*

Karma:

And this one... I think on the other hand the baby is too fast learning from his daddy, right? Gek Geki... (I should pity her, but....it's hilarious

Opportunistic:

And this one is really sweet, fluffy, and cute.. Really warmed my heart

Gut Instinct:

I won't repeat myself about how I pity rhe child for having parents like this, especially a dad like this... Wait, I just repeated..

Anyway, this really was a fun read

And OMG, I managed to write a really long update... (I should write this long comment for Sieka-san someday too )

I'll write long comments as long as it makes you to update this fast! Wuaha! Of course you're the evil author in here, who else would it be?

EH? I thought you know why Black loves Geki!

Erm...I'll go with the other one rather than a bloody bed fight... *shivers*

Pads and Diapers are confusing before, when you're a child, hahaha... Geki....seems like she doesn't use em'...ehhh?

Black is super tsun tsun, she needs to be a bit more dere dere. Lol, seems to me like your telling me that Black's an exotic human being that Gekikara will never find even at the end of earth. Uwah! Speed as nothing to do with...uhh...wait maybe it does....ehhh.......?

Bad Papa Geki, you shouldn't ask for a reward after giving a present! Bad Papa Geki, poor Mama Black is scared of what will happen to her tonight, aw... And Geki! Be a good Papa and carry the Baby's stuff! You didn't buy a cart just so you can place the stuff there!

Who do you love the most huh? Hahaha, Black is ever so religious, its cruel though that she didn't say Geki's name, but its so hilarious, Black you're so cruel and evil, you only love your child?! Hahaha! Ouch! That must have hurt Geki! ...Black remains a tsuntsun, yet she becomes so dere dere under pressure(?) Oh well, at least Geki gets her kiss~

A the lessons in life is not to teach a 2 year old child how to function like an adult or a real kid, ayah....Geki is seriously a bad Papa. Mama Black however is a mad angry and cruel wifey, hoho, time to eat cup noddles Geki!

Geki deserves to go back to the daycare....~ But lol, they need to name the baby soon!

Karma's a bitch! or so they say, hahaha, payback time!

I wish Geki would always be sick, then Black would always be spoiling her, but dang! Don't eat the Baby's snack Geki!

Gosh I just read this from your tumblr and was whining since I can't comment because I don't have a tumblr account so thanks for posting here just for me to say that this is great. I don't mind getting diabetes/obesity/sugar rush from these and if possible please update as much as possible. Gosh Geki and Black may be hella scary separately but together + a baby, even Pikachu wouldn't hold a candle to this cuteness.