Snoop Dogg apparently blasted by shrinking gun

More importantly, SportsCenter is in L.A.! We'll now be hearing from relevant sports personalities on a more regular basis, hopefully daily! But as much as that appeals to us, we'd still prefer to take a spiked bat to our respective nuts.

The explanation for this is all very simple. We all know Phil Jackson grows to 15-20 feet tall when he coaches Laker games. Snoop was at the game sitting courtside when Craig Sagers incredible shrinking gun was aimed at Phil and misfired. Jack Nicholson’s penis caught some of the blast, but is of course immune.