Prince Harry Only Sleeps With Rich Girls, Once Swallowed A Live Goldfish

According to a new cover story in Tatler, Prince Harry only hooks up with rich girls who have “something to lose” by selling their stories to the press. Prince Hot Ginge also once “startled” an American at a party by swallowing a live goldfish that had been given to each guest as a parting gift. Oh, Harry. You and I are looking less and less likely to ever be a fit. [The Daily Beast]

Jenny McCarthy opens up about her past drug abuse in her new memoir with a cannibalism metaphor: “Holding up drugs in front of a group of Playmates was like holding up an arm to a cannibal tribe.” [Celebuzz]

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