What Song Will Play During the Final Scene of ‘Entourage’?

September 11, 2011 will be a day of mourning. Not only will we remember those who lost their lives ten years ago in the attacks on the World Trade Center buildings and those aboard United Airlines flights 77 and 93; we must also come to terms with the fact that there will never be another new episode of “Entourage.”

Here’s what the boys are up to, as of last week’s penultimate episode: Sloan told Eric she’s pregnant with his seed, and that she’s moving to New York and doesn’t want anything from him; Ari is dating a studio executive, but he’s still in love with his ex-wife; Johnny is trying to star in a made-for-TV movie; Turtle is hanging out with A-Rod and becomes a millionaire thanks to Avión; and Vince is in love with Vanity Fair reporter Sophia (Alice Eve), and he asks the guys to make a video compilation of all his old girlfriends telling Sophia how wonderful he is, and presumably lie about how big his dick is.

So really, the message of “Entourage” is: VINCE IS GOD, GOD OF SEX.

That’s an opinion more or less stated in the show’s theme song, “Superhero” by Jane’s Addiction, the only group of people more self-obsessed than Vince & Co. It will be played in the final episode of “Entourage,” just as it has the 95 before it—but what about the all-important final scene, when the gang is inevitably on a hill overlooking Los Angeles? The “Don’t Stop Believin'” scene, as it were. On the next page, I’ve listed five songs that “Entourage” could use (no, thank YOU, Doug Ellin), and please list your choices in the comments section.

“Closing Time” by Semisonic. A terrible song by a terrible band for a terrible show.

By: Upstate Underdog

09.09.2011 @ 2:34 PM

@Josh, I’d be pretty pissed to if they used a Morrissey song.

By: BC

09.09.2011 @ 2:35 PM

Because I Got High – Afroman

they all wake up in Turtle’s mom’s house after a night of smoking weed and seriously dorito munchidom. The whole show was a dream…Joe Pesci’s you think I’m funny scene is on the tv, thusly spawning the dream that was Ari.

The perfect song to represent white people staring into the sky with wonder about the future.

By: TheDDB

09.09.2011 @ 3:42 PM

Vince kills all his friends in a horrible drunk driving accident, Vince Neil-style, and then Motley Crue’s “Dr. Feelgood” starts blasting as he sits crying on the curb and the camera pans away to the LA skyline.

Ya know it’s funny. We’re all here guessing douchey songs to close out the douchiest show ever. Yet if they used a song that I genuinely love, I’d be more offended. I’d rather they use a song I could care less about.

By: billy d wee

09.10.2011 @ 3:08 PM

Girl, You Know It’s True

By: slutnuts

09.11.2011 @ 12:25 AM

californication

By: Tom Selleck's Mustache

09.11.2011 @ 6:57 PM

“Hocus Pocus” by Focus!

By: Bob

09.12.2011 @ 8:30 AM

It didn’t happen to be the theme song to “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”, did it??

By: Josh K.

09.12.2011 @ 10:31 AM

It was “Going to Calfornia” by Led Zeppelin, which of course pins the blame on everyone (women) and everything (alcohol and drugs) but the singer, a.k.a. the Entourage.

By: latetotheparty

09.12.2011 @ 12:06 PM

@Josh–sums up the series pretty well that “Going to California” plays while two private jets fly *away* from California. Hit the Road, Jack would have been nice.

By: Dotcomaphobe

09.12.2011 @ 2:14 PM

Steve was right. They used a song I love and I am OUTRAGED! GAH!

@latetotheparty Seriously, I noticed that as well. Flying AWAY from California? That’s like the cinematic equivalent to an “ironic smirk.”