Apparently, I am Smut Queen. The title isn't self-appointed. I'm not nearly that egotistical. It's just kind of stuck.I'm pretty good at fluffy stuff too though, so if you're not a fan of shameless gay porn, don't worry.Check out my stories if you fancy it. No one's forcing you, it would just be quite nice.

Mighty Boosh/Luxury Comedy crossover. Noel and the gang return from the Evening With Noel Fielding tour to find some changes around Painted Hawaii, and a few new - or rather, old - characters begin to appear. But what's causing the changes? Where did these people come from? And what is with these sudden headaches? Rated T for some swearing, minor violence and dark themes.

At first glance he appears quite ordinary but there must be something more interesting about John Watson than is immediately obvious if Sherlock Holmes is inviting him to share a flat within minutes of meeting him. Jim Moriarty is determined to find out what that something is. Maybe he can use it to his advantage.

WARNING: This is a 5x01 reaction fic. This means it CONTAINS SPOILERS. Do not read if you haven't watched 5x01. For those of you who have, I don't think I have to tell you what it's about. It's rated M, and it takes place not too long after the end of the episode, so...you do that math. THIS IS A ONE-SHOT. Sorry I couldn't come up with a more creative title. My brain's still fried.

'That doesn't change the fact that you kissed him' said Rory, raising his voice. 'So what? Wouldn't you have' snapped Amy. '…No.' answered Rory, but the response was a split second too late and the tiniest bit uncertain.

The Lawrence High Gay-Straight-Alliance has an unhealthy interest in their history teacher's sexuality, Desperate to know what rocks his socks, they enlist in some outside assistance from a professional who knows his way around the bedroom. (Teacher!Cas/Student!Dean in which a bunch of nosy kids pay Dean to hit on Cas).

What would have happened if Crowley was the one Dean spoke to at the end of 'Two Minutes to Midnight' and not Bobby? Do opposites really attract or are Dean and Crowley not so different after all? And will what they have survive when everyone is trying to tear them apart? eventual Dean/Crowley slash and rated M for later chapters.

A series of one-shots based on my own prompts collected while watching seasons one and two of Glee. All Kurt-centric. Multiple pairings, will range from fluff to smut. Updated 7/3/13 with a bromantic Furt Theatricality AU

Just some fluffy, lemony, slashy smut, Christmas style. What happens when Amy leaves Rory's Christmas List laying around for the Doctor to see? You didn't really believe he didn't have one did you? **UPDATED with Second Chapter** now includes what happens when Amy comes home. 11/Rory, Amy/11 11/Amy/Rory

Kurt still feels the phantom fullness of Blaine inside him and can't resist wiggling his hips a little to intensify the familiar burn. "I want to finger you on camera. On the internet." Blaine inhales sharply, eyes going wide. Oh.

Blaine gets the role of Melchior Gabor in the NYADA production of Spring Awakening but is having trouble with the infamous 'I Believe' scene. In an odd twist of fate, Kurt is the one who helps him through it.

After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash

Sheldon helps Amy manage her physical urges while maintaining a mostly asexual relationship. For Shiyu-hanaoka who asked for fluff... even though it's not terribly fluffy. Occurs after "Cuddle Session." Rated NC-17 for hanky-panky.

And here Blaine is, staring down at a text message from Kurt saying that sometimes he pictures Blaine naked. He's never entertained the notion that Kurt might possibly be imagining the same things. His throat is parched. Klaine. NC-17.

"I—I," Blaine stammers, and Kurt feels a momentary surge of pride at causing his usually-articulate boyfriend to be at such a loss for words. "I… Kurt. Kurt," Blaine gasps. So much for watching a movie.

Kurt has transferred back to McKinley and has rejoined the Cherrios. Blaine, being the wonderful, supportive boyfriend he is, has decided to drop in on one of their practices and likes what he sees. A lot. Rated T for an f bomb and sweet boy kisses.

Five minutes after the end of Blame it on the Alcohol, Kurt confronts Blaine in the bathroom of the Lima Bean coffee shop. But there's a thin line between hate and love... Post BIOTA, Pre Sexy. Racy. Angry. 1000% Gay.

Max Adler has never questioned his sexuality. He's totally into girls, no doubt. But suddenly the lines between how his character Karofsky feels and how Max himself is feeling are blurring without his consent, and now he can't look at Chris the same way.

In which Finn loses his spark… and tries, in his own Hudson way, to get it back again. Semi-spoilers for season two. Slightly cracked! Slightly adorable! Slightly... alright, mostly slashy! FINN & KURT! T-rated for language and general teenagery.

Melchi plots to overthrow Broadway. Wendla hogs the spotlight. Moritz freaks over being famous. The Part I Know Well, Opening Night, I Don't Do Smash Hits- yep, it's opening night again. A Forbidden Broadway style parody of the lyrics and script of SA!

Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!

I know this pairing is not in high demand, but I felt this story needed to be written. Everyone in glee always gets romantically paired with other members of the group except Mercedes and she deserves love too.

Finn's about 10 IQ points smarter than Brittany when he's awake. When he's asleep, he's practically a vegetable. It was an accident at first, but then they gave up on that pretense. No one had to know. T for talking about Finn's "problem".

COMPLETE! "You make me look good," Kurt joked, handing Finn the heavy camera. "Shut up, Kurt," he replied. "You look great all the time." Written for an LJ prompt. Finn is in AP Photo and persuades Kurt to model for his project. Romance ensues.

Okay, so its no secret that Finn isn't the brightest light in the world. But when he, and Rachel, begin to question his sexuality, where do they turn? To Kurt of course! Kinn ftw, very fluffy, dedicated to Xanjen for teaching me to love Glee.

Kurt trick-or-treats with New Directions as none other than Harry Potter, and Finn is confusingly talkative about Kurt's wild hair, round glasses, and penciled lightning bolt. This leads to strange revelations and lots of sex. Not a crack!fic, seriously.

It's been fifteen long years, but they still remember - neither could ever forget. Will and Bryan have some things to talk about... And maybe for once, both of their dreams can come true. Will/Bryan slash.

During a trip down South, Kurt gets beaten within an inch of his life. In the aftermath of the event, Kurt begins to distance himself from his friends. They write letters to him, trying to understand before it's too late.

Finn isn't so sure he wants to tell everyone about him and Kurt, but then he hears what Kurt has to say...or what he has to sing...Sort of established Kinn. First Glee fanfic, please R&R! Warnings: Mild SLASH

The superhero craze has well and truly begun in NY. With Kick Ass and Red Mist taking down criminals others begin to wonder about becoming a superhero, including Penny. Based on the film. Bad language, sexual references, action and comedy.

Jesse St. James has never been up to anything good. He doesn't object to playing dirty when his stardom is on the line. In fact, dirty is the way he prefers to play it...especially when he wants to get inside Kurt Hummel's skinny jeans. SLASH. KurtxJesse

Being married to Sherlock Holmes was going to be a lot different to just living with him. Which was ridiculous really, as Sherlock insisted vehemently that marriage would change absolutely nothing. Extremely fluffy snippets of the life of Dr. and Mr. Holmes-Watson, from newlyweds to retirement. So much fluff.

A completely cracky continuation of the rooftop scene between Sherlock and Moriarty. Ever so slight spoilers about The Empty Hearse. "...as they faced each other on the roof of St. Bart's they made a life-changing realisation. They were the same."

Warm Bodies AU. S doesn't remember his name or anything about his life before this incredibly tedious zombie apocalypse happened. But then he meets an interesting human called John, and forgotten things like heartbeats and holding hands suddenly have the potential to exhume the world. [I WILL FINISH THIS I SWEAR]

Fluffy little kid!lock drabble where five year old Sherlock and John decide that they definitely need to be together for ever and ever. Based loosely on some really adorable fanart by shootsbadcabbies.

Clara/Eleven/River threesome, shameless smut with a bit of a plot if you squint hard enough. Clara realises that one of her past selves saved River Song, and the Doctor takes his two favourite girls on a special trip to celebrate. And then, you know... smut ensues.

Post-Reichenbach with all the feels and angst you'd expect. John has spent the last three years pretending that he's okay, but nothing can stop him from wishing that Sherlock Holmes could just be alive again. Forgive the awful title. I'm not very good at titles. Rated T for a bit of very understandable swearing near the end.

Sort of AU in which the Doctor has lost River, and then finds her with no memory of who she is, who he is... oh, and she's working in a strip club. Shameless smut but with an actual plot attached to it and everything.

Set just after The Wedding of River Song, but since it's basically just smut I doubt that really matters. River Song spends her days behind bars, but her nights... well, that's between her and the Doctor.

Basically plotless smut. The Holmes-Watson newlyweds are on their honeymoon. John wants to go sight-seeing. Sherlock would much rather do something that doesn't involve clothes or leaving their hotel room.

Sequel to my first parent!lock fic, The Talk. Fifteen year old Hamish Holmes-Watson promised himself never to fall in love again after the stress of last time. But it's happened again. And it's the end of the world. Again.

Kurt/Blaine/Jesse threesome. Kurt and Blaine go to New York and see a show on Broadway, which Jesse is in. They all go back to their hotle room and, well... lots of sexy times ensue. Rated M for a very good reason.

Santana/Brittany/Rachel/Quinn/Tina/Mercedes. Yes, you read that correctly. Rachel throws a Team-Building Slumber Party and Santana and Brittany decided to make it more interesting. Lots of sexy times ensue. Rated M for a very good reason.

Kurt/Jesse smuttiness. I'm not entirely sure how to summarise this fic, but lets just say that you may never be able to look at the piano in the McKinley High choir room in quite the same way again. There really isn't enough St. Hummel in the world...

Real person fic. Cory's POV. Not entirely sure how to summerise this. It's basically just shameless Chris and Cory fluff. And it's mainly about their age difference, and how weird that makes Cory feel.

The companion to my Finn/Kurt fic, 'Can't Fight This Feeling' kind of helps if you've read that one first , but from Kurt's POV this time. This story has been known for it's fluffiness. You've been warned.

Artie has an unusual dream. I fail at summaries. Don't let it put you off. My first ever Kurt/Artie fic, even though it's only short. And it actually has a title! I suck at titles! There isn't enough Kurt/Artie in the world...

Howard doesn't understand why Vince wants to go out with him. Fluffiness ensues. One-shot from Howard's POV, and the first Boosh fic I've ever written. I fail at summaries almost as much as I fail at titles, but don't let that put you off.