Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Phantom of the Opera, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Ouran High School Host Club.

NAME- Leslie Hammon

GENDER- Female

AGE- 16!!

MOOD- Bored, Tired, Hates many thing at the moment...nothing new

LABLES- Punk, Anarchist, Gothic, Tomboy

REASONS WHY I SHOULD BE PUT INTO AN ASYLUM- I can take mostly anything out of context, i dream of taking over the world, i'm assotiated/look like/have the aura of a Deamon or like i just belong/came from hell...in other words I'M FUCKING INSANE!!MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Movies- The Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, The Phantom of the Opera (the newest one i belive came out in 2006 and the 1993 version with Robert Englund playing the Phantom), Sweeny Todd; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Both Original and Newer version), The Leprichaun, Childs Play 1,2,3,4, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, A Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Friday the 13th Series, Halloween Sereism Halloween by Rob Zombie, Freedy Vs Jason, Alice in Wonderland both diney and CBC versions), Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Carrie 1&2, CAndyman, Jeepers Creepers 1&2, Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Batman and Robin, Batman, Batman Forever, Hellboy 1&2, Saw Trilogy, Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet,Strickly Ballroom, Batman vs Dracula, Blair Witch Project, The Grudge 1&2, Beauty and the Beast, The Choke, Fast and Furious:Tokyo Drift, Dragon Documentary, The Ring 1&3, The Crow ( i don't care what peple say, i love all of them and the last movie was really good), The Covenant, Hancock, Blade Trilogy,Remember the Titans, Gridiron Gang, The Longest Mile, Daddy Day Care, Bringing Down The House, Taxi, Tenasious D :The Pick of Destiny

Books- Harry Potter Series, A Sereis of Unfortunate Events, Twilight Saga, Hannibal, Slash Atobiograpy, Phantom of the Opera, Alice in Wonderland, Holes, Twilight(This Sereis is donw by Maggie Shayne, this was out before stephanie's books came out.),

Shows- Big Wolf on Campus, Supernatural, Courage the Cowerdly Dog, Futurerama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Just for Laughs, Home Improvment, Two In A Half Man, Mosville Mysteries, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Ruby Gloom, Drake And Josh, Friends,

I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, Dark soul 1313

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.) Dark soul 1313(may they rest in peace)

It is said that God loves all of us equally. Doesn't that include everyone? It really doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or lean both ways! Hell, some of you people are complaining about the Jews being massacared. IT'S THE SAME THING! DESCRIMINATION! I mean, we're all people, and all of us have the right to love and be loved! I'll leave you with this. If God is perfect, why would he hate something he created? Why would he create something he hates? Did he create something solely for the purpose of hating it?Hate is a negative emotion, God is positively perfect. You can't believe both; So, is he imperfect and hates gays? Whoever agrees with me, PLEASE copy this to your profile ANYWHERE on the web.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Heros or Lost religiously, never have, never will, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..)

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile.(or a telephone pole if your like me)

If you have ever ran into a tree copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this and put it in your profile. (in my case i litterally kicked the door down)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: AaragornArwenShipper12 danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Debatra, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, Dark soul 1313

If you have too many of these "copy and paste" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, dark soul 1313-slytheran or gryffindor(i can't choose >-

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian! (Written by Zutara-Princess)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. What can I say? I'm hooked.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile Bah, who wants to be popular? It's much more challenging to be different.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile...four words, Phantom of the Opera.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Definatly proud of it!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! "Down once more to the dungon of my..."

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! And it's organ music!

If you will happily spend one love one lifetime with the Phantom now that Christine's chosen the First Fop of France, copy this into your profile on your way to Erik's lair. I just need directions to it and I'm there!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm sorry what?"

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

The majority of POTC fangirls squeal over only Jack or only Will. If you squeal about James in any way shape or form, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

A Famous Fanfic Authoress once said: Nintey-eight percent of the people think that Christine should have stayed with the Phantom... and the other two percent who are for Raoul are just plain stupid. Truer words have never been spoken

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you despise chatspeak, c0py th15 1n70 ur profile

If you think disclaimers are fun to write copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?"Copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot, if you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be lauging your ass off.

this is bunny. i got him from someone else. copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, Lara The Dark Angel, MoonlightSpirit

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit/ Dark Soul 1313

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have written something and put it under T forTeen just cuz you felt like it, PUT THIS ON YOU PROFILE!Ones that apply to me are Bolded:

(Some of these may be repeated)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. (Iffy)

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

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I'm from NEW MEXICO, so I MUST be Hispanic.

I have AUTISM, so I MUST be a retard

I like DANNY PHANTOM, so I MUST have made up a character to fuck him.

I don't like to TALK, so I MUST be rude.

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Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line.

On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. First attempt at Halloween! MichaelxOC. COMPLETE! Over 100k views! Thank you so much!

Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.

*This is a paring of The Grinch and Cindy Lou Who based on the movie "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" w/ Jim Carrey* The two look back on the good times they had together. And their feelings for eachother. R&R

takes place after jake runs away in eclipse. him and billy packed up and moved away...now he is back in his old neighborhood -pre-La Push- and him and his old neighbors -now neighbors again- are playing 7 minutes in heaven, no good at summeries...sorry

Zetsu is wounded and as he barely hangs onto life, he comes across a beautiful girl training by a waterfall. When he falls unconscious, the girls conscience gets to her and she heals his wounds. Her voice woke him up. ZetsuxSakura

The new girl Sakura holds a secret past known only by her friends. She joins a gang, gang fights are common, friends are lost, and a death is awaiting her that may cause the friendship to end. Main Pairing: GaaraxSakura

i wrote a lot of short stories some are assignments. Kai gets sugar high? Ray goes crazy? evil gophers,ronald mc donald blows up? kenny's on drugs, everyone getting arrested on cops and lots of yelling,WTF! each chapter is a different story.

What happens when our four favorite Akatsuki members are transported into the poor, unsuspecting world of pokemon? One thing's for sure, the pokemon world will never be the same. Discontinued. See rewrite, Mobius.

What happens when Chad Yasutora comes “face to face” with his deepest, darkest secret fetish, and Orihime is the not-so-unfortunate target? Some very un-Chad-like behavior! Naughty, but not? Only my second fanfic, so honest criticism please my lovelies :

What fate does Sakura Haruno have at Kohona universty? Other then meeting boys, getting in trouble,and having to work for a living sakura leads a semi normal life.Untill things go out of control.ItaSakuGaa/SasuSakuKaka Nejiten Hinanaru Inoshika etc

Cuddy is in a car accident before she officially adopts Rachel. Everybody takes care of her, but she isn't initially able to remind them about Rachel. House doesn't need reminding. Story follows Cuddy's recovery, and their relationship.

Sesshomaru's Mother waits for her mate when discovering the human sent on him. At first she stays calm, but the longer the time he spends with the human the more she tries to win him back. It wasn't till she meets the human does she understand. Complete

Ever since Jimmy found out that Hannah's friends where real monsters he's been protective. Him and Orson really don't get along. Can Hannah stop the fighting, and can Orson tell her how he feels without getting hurt by Jimmy.

GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.

Various oneshots written from Arthur "Boo" Radley's perspective. Can range from his childhood to events after the end of the book. I'll update when inspiration hits. Rated to be safe. Critique and comments welcomed!

The 5th season of the Naruto News Show is now complete. With all new fake news reports and the usual stuff from Konoha's best reporters. Or so Naruto thinks. 50 Chapters milestone reached. Review if you want this fic to continue.

Barbossa had sometimes wished that he could say he loved more than just the sea. But when he visits a woman who once thought she could claim his love, she realises that no woman could ever rival the temptation of sailing the vastness of the oceans forever. Barbossa/OC. Oneshot.

[ItaSasu] Is it possible to die from a broken heart? A single apology uncovers a hidden love between two brothers, one that comes with so many obstacles. Disapproval, disloyalty, and distance keeps them apart, and time proves to be their greatest foe.

Defeated, but revived, Prince Nuada has returned again to carry through with his ruined plans of genocide. Things have changed, though, for both him and Nuala. A girl has entered to change their lives. \\Request fic-- Sunist; Smut, NuadaOC, AbeNuala//

This is a list of do's, don'ts and whatevers you need to know to survive a horror movie. Now with more suggestiony goodness. UPDATED! Seriously though. Those who don't follow these simple rules are dead if they ever go into a horror movie. UPDATED!

Boo Radley got locked away for something much worse than just being drunk in public, but nobody's left who knows what it was. Except Boo. One-shot, Boo-centric, contains SLASH. Be warned! No flames accepted.

Totally random. Sorry, but this refused to leave my brain until I wrote it down. Flames are welcome! Wow. How many times do you get to read that? Since so many one persons said I should continue this I will. I just have to think what to write.

Who knew that a piano would lead to the confessions of a pair of best friends? Beetlejuice hadn't meant to sneak up on Lydia, and Lydia hadn't meant to confess something so big! Just a short story about confessions and love. R&R

Kelsey Black has just gotten a job at Dr. Chilton's facility. She is to take care of the inmates of a certain dark hallway. The hallway contains the cannibal, Dr. Lecter. The two of them will butt heads and more. Let the tale begin. Dr. LecterXOC

Chelsea goes away to see a friend and the last thing she expects is being visited by characters....again! when Naruto's involved there's not enough tylenol to go around for these poor girls. please read elves in the shower and kender in the closet by gold

[ItaSasu] Sasuke gets bitten by a werewolf and all his parents want is him dead, hiring a professional werewolf hunter to slay him. Itachi is the only one left who hasn't turned on his brother and will risk his life to break the curse.

Oh, no! Little Haku has caught a very bad cold, and Zabuza isn't exactly the great medical ninja of the Hidden Mist. What will Zabuza do to try and help the poor thing? please don't hate on me for this one :P Kinda humorous, kind of sweet. : R and R!

ShikaSaku SakuShika pairing, Detective Nara accidentally got his current crush & secretary Sakura dragged into a Cannibalistic murder investigation that has only been recently discovered Ino, their only hot lead can they catch the killer before its to la

Whatever became of Zangetsu after Ichigo's Hollow Side started taking over? Hollow Ichigo certainly doesn't care about keeping the rain away. And Zangetsu can do nothing to keep the clouds away. Ichigo cannot hear him. Zangetsu cannot help. Not anymore.

Sakura Haruno is a new girl at Konoha High. She meets new friends, enemies, and possibly for the first time in years, love. SakuraXGaara Chapter 7 up! Please read And Review! Flames Accepted. Warning: total oocness and WalMart bashing.

Erik/OW, movie-verse after the fire. Erik reluctantly accepts that he cannot have Christine and resumes being the Opera Ghost. As the Opera reopens, a woman and her dog accidentally stumble through time and she knows his story. What will happen?

This is the sequel to Lily's life in the glass house. This time Lily and Ryan are together and have their life twisted around. Lily has many fears to overcome and Ryan wants to be there to help. LilyXRyan

Back in suna,7 years ago, Fate pushed Sakura and Gaara together just to pulled them apart, then Fate pushes them back together later in life and all is well...until they're hunted. Will they see their feelings before they loose each other again or forever

Sakura was sent on a mission to mist, but her mission is cut short when a talking plant in an akatsuki cloak knocks her out and takes her to their base. How will sakura handle this, and who is this talking plant

It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!

Lily has lived the majority of her life in an asylum, because of her gift. People thought she was crazy because she could see spirits. Her Uncle Arthur accepted her into his family, and that is where the glass house comes in. I don't own 13 ghosts.

Four teenage girls find themselves in Naruto World. They seem normal... but are really quite crazy. Will Konoha decide to keep them and how will the Sasuke Fan Club feel about the new compation? ItachiOc SasukeOc KisameOc GaraaOc Stupid

AU. In the movie, Martha May Whovier appeared to really like the Grinch before he ran away. What would have happened if she went up there ten years later and tried to get him to come back. This also explains how the Grinch met Max. Please Review!

That time of year is coming up, and we all return to that Christmas classic...the Nightmare Before Christmas. The Naruto cast decides to put on a musical, strange random things happen...songfic, I guess. for Xmas 2007

Off shot of Their Eyes. Zabuza returns to Land of Waves falls in love with Tsunami. Links back to Their Eyes and explains what Zabuza was doing befor ehe showed up in Their Eyes. Graphic violence and lemon. Three parter

This is my first fanfic so please read and review. Gaara is in the forest and Sakura finds him there. Gaara is introduced to a whole new feeling: love. The summary sucks, but my writing is better. I think. Gaa x Saku

All the naruto characters that I could find songs for are singing! Sasuke in the end of chappie1 is very unemo.Read story to find out morerated T for certain songs. I am the host of the Karaoke competetion!

A Kisame/Sakura fic. Sort of a little fluffy thing that I did instead of sleeping. Read and review please. That one meeting lead to more and then to a feeling that he'd never felt before. To her, his looks didn't matter. Says the 'A'word once...

Naruto and the others had a mission to take care a treasure box. Little did they know, it is Ghost Box. A box which sealed all the evil ghost in Konoha. How could they handle this. When the 16 people lost and who must find them? CHP 11 UPDATE!

On a bridge far from their true home, two Mist ninja met their end. Their story is over, or is it? Time has drawn a new destiny for these two, but what will it be and will they even be able to find each other. Or will they even know each other?

When Shino gets a bright idea, will the two villages suffer? And what's with the blackmail, acting, and really weird plays? What do you think happens when Romeo and Juliet meets Naruto? Laughs, fun, and really weird rehersals!

The high school where the gym teacher overworks you, the english teacher is a heartthrob, the woodworks teacher is a sadistic maniac, the food tech teacher is ramen obssessed, the music teacher has multiple personality disorder, and more. Its all just fun

Sakura has a deep,deep,unjust hatred towards Gaara.What she doesn't know is that he's a VAMPIRE and both of each other are planning to make their lives a living hell.Too bad she had no choice but to move in with him but hell begins..right?[GaaSaku?]

The memories of a childhood spent with a teen boy who was her version of Launcelot still haunt a thoroughly modern woman. Even as she grows older, she’s still in love with him. When it comes down to it, can she keep her heart in check? /A Jugg. Fic/

Naruto finds Sakura still having that childish crush on Sasuke. Feeling betrayed, he ran far into the city and gets hit by a car. When he woke up, he finds himself in the 18th century. [OC warning] R&R

What happens when a random young woman,Sakura,Has to share detention with the most feared student in Sandy Hills HighSchool,Gaara.Also her best friend that in practically head over heels for her,Sasuke?[GaaSaku]

Gaara is here to answer your questions about the Naruto cast and himself. Simply review your questions and he will answer. Rated for questions that may be asked.This is the origional ask character story. I NEED REVIEWS!

Kakashi decides to take Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke on a camping trip for team bonding and teamwork building. How will this dysfunctional trip turn out? Rated T just to be safe as the worst of it is mild violence & injury and mild swearing.

The Characters from Buffy go threw a portal and end up in the paris opera house. Will Erik and Christine get a 2nd chance when they meet Buffy and Angel. 4 very different people 2 similar tragic love storys!

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

ONESHOT Just some stupid thing I thought about one night. Jade is the biggest bully in her whole school, but when she meets a younger verson of Freddy, can she really change herself? Rated for swearing.

What if Zabuza wasn't killed? What if he had to face the fact that Haku wasn't so lucky? What if there was some one there to help him get past the pain? What if it was a women the we all or at least some of us knew? diffrent summary inside...

All the host club members want to take Haruhi on a vacation, but she has to look after her nieghbors apratment. What secrets lies in this apartment. Who is Haruhi's nieghbor Are they close than they apear? Why is Nekozawa learking in the shadows near by?

What ever happened to the phantom after the opera theature was destroyed? And who but mostly what happened to the strange girl who only dressed in black that lived there as well? there are secrets that only the opera theature walls know. ErikXOc

This is a story me and my friend made after we had a whole bunch of pop and though that some of the Naruto characters are under the bed, feel free to think it's you and 2 friends in our story! extreme OOC ness and crack fic! GaaXOc, ItaXOc, and others!

Roxxanne Foxx is a singer/dancer at the 'Devil's Nest'who is trying to forget her past. But some how its come back and won't leave her alone, not even in her sleep. Can she forgive the one who shatered her heart and somehow love him again? FreddyXoc