Friday, 28 April 2017

The Pattern of Mr. X

I was chatting with a friend regarding the whole Mr. X
having working sperm thing and she said something kind of interesting. She said
she wasn’t surprised by the action, she was surprised by the timing.

And until she said that, it hadn’t crossed my mind what time
of year it was. Mr. X has a pattern that is known not only to me, but my good
friends and even some long time readers have picked up on it. Mr. X, kind of like
a rash, tends to flare up twice a year. And thankfully, the flare ups are
pretty predictable. He tends to flare up in December (most famously the
Christmas eve incident) and then again in May (take your pick of the
re-appearing Mr. X incidents I found 3 without really looking). He’ll pop up elsewhere throughout the year, however, they tend to be his big shows.

This has me a little worried; if this is what he’s doing in
April, what does he have planned in May?

Hopefully nothing, and he shot his horrors early this year.
Maybe if Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t see his shadow Mr. X comes early as well. Who
knows.

Anyways, I just thought that was an interesting Mr. X fact
for you. I am going to go and enjoy the bottle of wine that is currently in my
fridge. But before I go I have this question for you, what May traditions do
you have? Let me know in the comment box below and as always stay and play
safe.