The famous 80's Hair. The proper way to get "wings" is to hold out the sides of your hair (just above the ear) and spray with Extra Super Hold Aqua Net, then you hold it will blow drying. When it's dry it sticks staight out. Then you put one little curl to make it go back and maybe give it a little tease with a rat-tail comb.

To wing someone: to place both them and a pigeon in a time machine, sending them both back to India in 1945. After they have had an interesting cultural experience, the key part of the 'winging' experience is when both are placed back into the time machine-transporter, whereby on the return journey the individual and the pigeon combine - leaving the pigeon with huge human arms, and the human with tiny pigeon wings.

An automotive wing is a device attatched to the rear end of a vehicle to improve the down force of the rear wheels. Often it is confused with a spoiler, which simply changes the aerodynamic shape of the vehicle, but doesnt provide enough change to apply any downwards force.

Another misconseption is the uselessness of them on front-wheel drive ricers. Though often improperly installed, the actual 'wing' part can sometimes be reversed, depending on manufacturer, to reduce drag on the backside of the car, making it lighter, and applying more force to the front wheels.