I met a girl at HFStival by the name of Nadia. And no I am not making this up.

And she and I exchanged numbers. And we went on a date. And we made out, twice. And I am not making this up.

And she was hot. Very hot. And I am NOT making this up.

And I called her a bunch of times afterwards. And she hasn't called me back. And I don't need to say I am not making this up, because this is the part that doesn't seem made up, because I'm Vladimir. And girls dont call me back. I'm not whining, just stating a fact.