Jessica Alba gets traffic ticket, flirts with cop

Jessica Alba tried to drive the wrong way down a one way street in Santa Monica over the weekend and ended up getting pulled over by a motorcycle cop. She was surprisingly relaxed about it and even flirted with the officer:

“Thanks for being the nicest police officer around. So if I want to fight it, do I have to show up in court? Wouldn’t that be your lucky day?”

Of course, that’s not the most amusing part of this video. While the officer writes the ticket, a paparazzi cock-measuring contest goes down off-camera. I want to be sympathetic to these guys because, let’s face it, I’m lazy and can’t use a camera, but Jesus, what a pack of douches. I’m amazed they manage to take pictures instead of ripping off their shirts and flexing in front of each other all day.

These paparazzi idiots are some of the lowest scum I have ever seen. Their job means nothing, they mean nothing, and they are accomplishing absolutely nothing. But listening to how much of an idiot they are time and again, Im not sure I would want them to try to actually do anything with their lives, they might kill somebody.

#17-for despising them so much, you sure don’t mind paying their bills by visiting web sites that promote their “work.”

also, “wouldn’t that be your lucky day?” these celebrities have unbelievable god complexes. the fact that she thinks because she pretends to be someone else for a living that she has more worth than any other human being is sad.