Today I learned that my readership has a limited tolerance for my making My Little Pony jokes every time the subject of friendship comes up. Unfortunately, I cannot resist the urge to make such jokes, so here's another letter. I have no idea how to send it to you, so it will probably wind up being thrown into a random fire, but maybe that'll work. I'm not sure, to be honest.

Your faithful... student? Maybe?

Danlight Sparkle"

I don't know about you, but I totally buy George's statement in panel six of this comic. Speaking of buying, if you agree with that, I've got this awesome bridge you can buy. Seriously, it's great. It's a bridge and real and everything, and it goes somewhere people might want to go.