Deadpool:It's okay Joe, I think they were very good storylines. For me to poop on!

Joe: It's hurting business-

Deadpool:What about how you hurt the hearts of the faithful Spider-Man nerds, I mean fans{please don't stop reading my comics}? I'm not sure I can work for someone like that. Just kidding. With his lack of popularity, I'll become the poster child. MUHWAHAHAHA!

Joe: Shut up before I sue your mouth shut like the movie!

Deadpool:Note taken.

Joe: Now you need to humiliate him on TV to get street cred. And no, you can't kill him.

Deadpool:Come on. Can't i just cut off his p-

Joe:quiet!

Deadpool:ancreas? You need to get your mind out of the gutter. Unless you retcon Black cat into-

Joe:LEAVE!

Later....

Triumph: X-Men Origins Wolverine was a great movie. For me to poop on! The only remotely intetionly funny person has his mouth sewed shut. Good thing too, cause I would have pooped in his mouth for going along with this piece of crap!

Deadpool:Silence! Like you're one to talk! Jim Henson is a better puppeter. And he's dead!