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Chef, what's a prostitute?
Dag-nabbit children! How come ever...

Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?Chef: Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you've got to be asking me questions I shouldn't be answering? "Chef, what's a clitoris? What's a lesbian, Chef? How come they call it a rim job Chef?". For once, can't you kids come in here and say "Hey Chef, nice day isn't it"?Stan:Hey Chef, nice day isn't it?Chef: It sure is, thank you.

Announcer: Alright Miss Crabtree, your cervix has been dialated, and your womb has been fitted with oxygen. How do you feel?Miss Crabtree: I feel great! I haven't had this much attention paid to my cooch since I was seventeen!