Intimacy. Conflict. Appropriately responsible parenting. How do we negotiate these once-almost-painfully-designated-to-our-expected-role societal conventions in this, the dawn of a most fruitful yet frightening digitally-enhanced era?

These are freeware. Camstudio is geared more toward screen capture, but apparently can be configured to record your webcam.

I haven’t used any of these yet, as I already know I’m beautiful. But if you do use one, and are devastated to learn of the inadequacy of your appearance next to mine, such that it must be the fault of the software, please leave a comment in the space below, you poor, pitiful creature.