LAGER giants Tennent's insist they have nothing against Airdrie or Coatbridge after a letter, claiming to be from the firm, pokes fun at the two towns.

Beer bosses have gone on to burst the internet's bubble after outing the letter as a fake.

The letter, posted on the Facebook page of Dean Ritchie, purported to be a response from Tennent Caledonian to his request to hold a 'giant sesh' at their Wellpark Brewery.

After another user posted it on Twitter, the response was general hilarity and appreciation of the fictional Tennent's PR man.

According to the letter, a fictional head of PR for Tennent's had said: "Unfortunately we do not let anyone, 'sound as f***' or not, on our premises and in fact it would be a violation of business and licensing laws.

"While I have no doubt that Smiddy knows "how to get the burds game as f**k after a few tinnies" and your music taste is as good as those YouTube links to the DJ Hikky and Rankin tracks that you kindly provided suggests, it is simply impossible."

Despite being shared and liked hundreds of times, Tennent's have confirmed the response is not real.

George Kyle, the REAL head of PR at Tennent's, said: “We’re glad to say that the letter isn’t actually real. Poor Deano hasn’t had his heart broken and we’ve absolutely nothing against Airdrie and Coatbridge.

"Someone’s just gone to extraordinary lengths to try and get a free pint – or a few retweets on Twitter.”