If you don't already know me, allow me a brief introduction. My name is Sandra Odell, and I am a smart mouth, troublemaker who writes, advocates, and eats chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. In 2010 I attended Clarion West, and in 2012 Hydra House Books released my holiday short story collection THE TWELVE WAYS OF CHRISTMAS. I am represented by Caitlin MacDonald of the Donald Maass Literary Agency. Um...what else?

You aren't a disappointment. You are super great, and if people get down on you for not being perfect all the time then bite their faces off. You are super great, and faces are high in protein. All views and opinions expressed by me are my own and super great. Super. Great.