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The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Babe, are you an elevator? "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I heard your grades are bad.....

You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on! I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Hey do you have an inhaler? I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there! Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.