This weekend is homecoming at UMass Amherst and being the distinguished almuni that I am I think it is my duty to go back, get hammerfaced, and hook up with 18 year olds... 19 works too... well, any thing will probably do this weekend.

I know, I was made blind by haterz that had me believing drink was wrong on the weekdays. Something about becoming an alcoholic, or some other nonsense like that. But logic has prevailed and I have seen the light.

Huzzah! The only people who sermonize negatively about the true enjoyments of life, like alcohol and sex, are pinch-faced shrew-people whose arms likely aren't long enough to masturbate with, and in whose mouths wine would turn to vinegar.

Huzzah! The only people who sermonize negatively about the true enjoyments of life, like alcohol and sex, are pinch-faced shrew-people whose arms likely aren't long enough to masturbate with, and in whose mouths wine would turn to vinegar.

I think they need to be reminded that it was Jesus who turned water into wine. Now there is a man I would have loved to have chilled with. I can imagine kicking it with the J MAN

Hey Jesus you have any more of that wine? Nahhh...Well here's some water hook it up please. Oh and we out of food...can you do something with this piece of bread we have left....Nice. Oh one more thing, I have a bit of pain in my back can you do your thing. Your the nizzlez J

Jesus would definitely approve of the drinking everyday theory. I'm actually pretty sure he preached on it, but Matthew and other disciples were too drunk to write anything about it that day.