All in the Family

Tobey Maguire’s mother and brother are set to star in a reality show of their own. Growing Up Maguire will focus on his mom Wendy as she shields her 15-year-old — Tobey’s brother Weston is into motocross and snowboarding — from the evil glare of Hollywood. Does a reality show about protecting your kid from fame seem a little counter-intuitive?

And in news that blew my crown chakra to the ceiling, Amy Winehouse’s father is releasing an album of Sinatra covers. Yep, taxi driver Mitch Winehouse — that portly babe is pictured above — has decided to try and get into the music biz after seeing how well it has treated his daughter. He’s been working on this record for a while now, no word on a release date.

Do people care about the irrelevant relatives of famous people? I don’t think we have to look any further than the nine episodes of Living Lohan to answer that question.