Plot

After mysterious monster appearances of monsters on Dimmsdale, Crocker starts a webshow to comment it, and asks for viewers to call if they see a monster. Unfortunately, Timmy wishes for them, Mr. Turner calls Crocker every night, and he gets a free pass to film the fairies. They make more monsters, even Crocker, who hires a show (Crock Talk).

Synopsis

Crocker starts a webshow with DJ Dolores and a Professor Olaf Gunderson (who he kidnapped), talking about the different monsters he saw recently, getting mauled in the process, and that if anyone sees one, he or she should phone him. Gunderson tries crying out for the Swedish embassy to save him.

However, Dolores says that only losers watch this webshow, which leads us to find his top viewer: Dad. Unfortunately, Timmy wished for all these monsters and after the chupacabra escapes from Timmy's room and tries to eat Dad's bologna sandwich, he calls Crocker, who finds this is the perfect way to catch Timmy's fairies.

He is about to film C&W but accidentally presses the menu button, and while he activates the camera, Timmy and his fairies go to sleep so Crocker sneaks in Timmy's wardrobe to catch his fairies, but he finds the monsters, which maul him and his head

Crocker signing the contract!

lands on Mom's bowling bag and she strikes with him. But as the same event is repeated every weekend, he has a chance each weekend, but each ends on him in a bowling alley. Meanwhile, Dolores marries Gunderson against his will.

But Doug Dimmadome wants to buy Crock Talk, as everyone in Dimmsdale loves seeing him get mauled and gives him a million-dollar contract.. At the set, he dresses as bologna which attracts Timmy's monsters. Timmy and his fairies find them, but Timmy decides to wait a bit before making them disappear, because he wants to see Crocker get hurt.

After a while, he wishes for them to leave, and so the show was cancelled and Doug takes his million dollars back. The episode ends with Crocker telling his web-viewers what happened to the involved ones in the story. (Mom and Crocker's head made a strike in bowling again; Dad switched to salami sandwiches, which attract werewolves instead; Dolores takes Gunderson on a trip to Niagara Falls, where a Swedish SWAT team rescued Gunderson).