Saw this video last week. I cheered when that idiot "mother" got laid out. Not like she didn't get enough warning. Good for this guy. Someone's gotta stand up and tell idiots like this they're way out of line. It's painful to watch that kind of behavior.

Liz...oh hey, I just fixed it. I thought I saw little black dots flying away along with the key cover...but I just saw that it had little snappy hinges and I snapped it back into place. Didn't have it lined up right the first time, but turned it and it worked.

That must be the extra-extra-lite version of a taser, because the woman popped right back up after being laid out. A standard taser shorts out the connection between your brain and your muscles, causing involuntary spasms that keep you out-of-action for at least 30 seconds.

I saw this yesterday, and what jumped out at me was the insult the 2-to-5 year old kids kept screaming at the guard: "You GAY! You GAY!"

Who's the messenger from the future? I wouldn't bet the farm that those kids will grow up as straight as that security guard, and I wouldn't bet the farm that that security guard will have more kids than that woman. But you never know.