Not only is it the height of arrogance but it also betrays a childish view of religion that one only invokes it to "protect" themselves from criticism and ridicule.

Christ asks us to turn the other cheek, however he also implores us to protect the least of us. Every mother not threatened with the loss of her children or abused over the loss of a newborn is a mark of goodness.

So, Blob wants the kind of cash raise for the pizzeria to be raised for him? OK, here's the first few things he'll have to do to replicate that situation.

1. Be viciously attacked by a mob, while being perfectly innocent. (We could just stop right here.)
2. Be sympathetic. Act with humility. (This is NOT going to be easy)
3. Get a beautiful woman to care about him. (Ummm...)

* Be involved in a productive business making ACTUAL MONEY that your being attacked by aforementioned mob caused you to have to shutter due to overwhelming amounts of death threats. In other words, lose your livelihood in a second due to politically correct mobs running rampant over you.