"Where are the insane people in this society? They're working in cable news."

"If the Steelers lose on Sunday, then a bird is going to win the Super Bowl -- either a cardinal, a raven, or an eagle -- and after that plane accident, folks, I don't know if we want a bird of any kind winning anything."

"I'll bet you that there are a lot of animal rights wackos who are extremely conflicted about this airplane accident yesterday. After all, God made the sky for birds, not us. A lot of birds would be alive today if not for us invading geese space. Damn us!"

"So there you have it: Rick Davis, John McCain's campaign manager, dumping the reason they lost on my shoulders. This is so wrong on so many levels, but it explains why this campaign was so inept."

"I want to win. Even if my party doesn't, I do. And if my party has sacrificed the whole concept of victory, well, sorry: I'm now the Republican in name only, and they are the sellouts."

"You Republican consultants, you're going to have to learn something very fast: Republican voters that you need to win elections think the mainstream media is as much the enemy as any Democrat candidate, and so sidling up to them is not the way to engender support."

"Obama is a cult, man. He is a cult! This is a guy who could get people to go to the Hale-Bopp comet with him Tuesday afternoon, if he said that's where he's headed."

"I disagree fervently with the people on our side of the aisle who have caved and who say, 'I hope Obama succeeds. We have to give him a chance.' Why? They didn't give Bush a chance in 2000!"

"The dirty little secret is that the race industry isn't going to go away; it's too big a business for the left. They need to keep all those things alive that divide the people of this country into groups that are against each other."

"Well, I agree with you, Ann Coulter: I don't apologize. Ever. Of course, it helps that I'm never wrong."