Britney Spears walked out on party-loving hubby Kevin Federline the morning after sources say she sent her bodyguard to a nightclub to make sure he was being faithful.

Insiders told The National Enquirer that the 23-year-old pop princess — still battling the baby blues — ran home to her mom in Louisiana with six-week-old Sean on October 20.

There, the source says, she cried her eyes out over a deepening crisis in her marriage to Kevin, 27.

Despite the distance between them, the couple are then said to have had another blow-up.

Over the phone, Kevin allegedly told his wife he was too busy working on his new music to collect her and their son from the airport when she was ready to return some six days later.

The couple eventually came to an uneasy truce and Britney and the baby returned to California after a week away. But now, say sources, the arguing has put a terrible strain on the marriage — and they could be heading for a more permanent split. Britney is said to fear Kevin is reverting to the behavior that led him to leave his girlfriend Shar Jackson when she was pregnant with their second child.

"Kevin was doing everything right when Britney was still recovering from her C-section surgery," said a close source.

"But now that Britney's up and around again, Kevin's ready to party, hit the clubs, work on his music career and leave Britney to care for Sean all by herself.

"Britney is a devoted new mom and wants to spend all her time with the baby. But Kevin is just not interested in staying home all the time and it's caused problems for the couple. Kevin has been going out at night leaving Britney alone with Sean. She wants to lean on him but he's not always there for her."

Britney has been miserable and angry and crying a lot, said the source, adding: "They have been arguing constantly about it."

The breaking point came on the night of October 19 " when Kevin left Britney and the baby to go out to the trendy Mood nightspot in L.A.

A clip of a track titled "Y'all Ain't Ready," from Federline's upcoming album, The Truth, was posted on the Internet this week by his producer, Disco D, providing listeners with an advance sample of Mr. Britney's dubious vocal abilities.

The clip rapidly traversed entertainment-related sites and blogs the Internet over, drawing derisive reviews wherever it touched down--which, to be fair, was what the impressively prescient Federline predicted in a line from the song.

"My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008," he raps on the track.

And how right he was.

"And you're sure this isn't just something off Vanilla Ice's Hard to Swallow album?" one commenter asked on Stereogum.com, a site where the track was available for download. "I'm about ready to start shaving stripes in my eyebrows."

"This has got to be a joke, right? Is he serious? Better yet, if he is serious, can we shoot him before he breeds? Oops, too late," lamented another commenter to the site.

Though there's already an abundance of human beings who can rightfully refer to Federline as "Daddy," the oft-cornrowed hip-hop hopeful isn't limiting use of the title to his own offspring.

No, according to the chorus of "Y'All Ain't Ready," K-Fed wants everyone to put the paternal title to use.

"Back then they called me K-Fed/ But you can call me Daddy instead," he suggests, demonstrating that he is an individual who recognizes both the power of rhyme and the importance of family.

Despite his eerily accurate prediction that people will hate the style he creates, Federline remains optimistic about the eventual response to his debut album.

"But I know that you really can't wait/ 'Cause people always askin' me when's the release date?" he intones. But he's not going to give it to us that easily, oh no.

"Well maybe, baby, you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis following me," Federline continues, coining a clever nickname for the paparazzi that we really just don't get. (Unless maybe it's like a private joke with Britney or something? Nope, we still don't get it.)

One thing's for certain: Spears does not need to worry about getting eclipsed by her baby daddy anytime in the near future.

On Thursday, an eBay auction selling a royalties percentage in her song "Everytime," from 2003's In the Zone, closed at nearly $173,000.

Spears is preparing to drop a remix album, titled B in the Mix, The Remixes on Nov. 22.

After months of speculation, pop singer Britney Spears has confirmed reports she is pregnant with her first child. Spears, 23, and husband Kevin Federline, 27, announced their happy news on the star's official website yesterday. She wrote, "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There were reports that I was in the hospital this weekend. Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Love Britney and Kevin." The hitmaker did not reveal how many months pregnant she was, or when the baby was due. Spears and Federline married in September after a whirlwind five month courtship. Federline has two children from a previous relationship with actress Shar Jackson - daughter Kori, 3, and son Kaleb, eight months.

Britney Spears has been barred from looking after her eight-month-old stepson Kaleb, because she's not "experienced" enough. Spears' husband Kevin Federline welcomed his second child into the world just two months before he walked down the aisle with the beauty (must be a misprint there). While Federline's ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson allows the newlyweds to look after her two-year-old daughter Kori, she's refusing to leave them with baby Kaleb until he's much older. She tells America's Star magazine, "As a mom, I won't put my baby in the hands of somebody who can't handle it. Britney has no experience with babies, and Kevin's a great dad, but his only experience is with Kori, and he had my help the whole time."

Pop beauty (beauty? psht.) Britney Spears is fighting against false tabloid rumors about herself by launching a reality TV show documenting her relationship with husband (should've gotten a pre-nup) Kevin Federline - to show her fans the truth (That she's an idiot? A five year old can see that.). American TV network UPN have bought six episodes of the untitled series (there's never anything good on UPN anyway, this just adds to the suckiness.), which consists of videotape footage shot by the (porn) star and Federline, which tells the story of their courtship, engagement and wedding. Spears explains, "From the day that Kevin and I met, there have been constant rumors and inaccurate speculation about our lives together. I feel that last year the tabloids ran my life and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past." (Translation: Even my hardcore "fans" are starting to realize I'm a dumbass with no talent, and hell, if a reality show helped Jessica Simpson's career, maybe it'll help mine! Plus I'm a freaking narcissist, and if the attention isn't on me, then I need to make it on me.)

Pop princess Britney Spears' marriage to dancer Kevin Federline is reportedly on the rocks after less than five months, according to two US magazines. American publication In Touch Weekly claims Federline, 26, has been socializing on a regular basis without his 23-year-old wife, who he wed in September after a whirlwind romance. In Touch reports a friend of the couple saying, "Kevin has suddenly started partying like a single guy. In addition to going out on several occasions without his wedding band on, he's been hanging out with his old posse of pals and flying to Las Vegas for weekends of drinking, gambling - and even lap dances in strip clubs." Another magazine Life And Style Weekly claims Federline's behavior has prompted her to re-consider starting a family. Federline infamously ended his relationship with Moesha actress Shar Jackson in April, while she was pregnant with their second child, to be with Spears. A source tells Life And Style, "It has occurred to Britney that Kevin isn't a great help in cleaning up after the dogs (Bit Bit, Lacy Loo and Lucky). And he might not be too eager to be on midnight diaper patrol either." Federline is said to be annoyed by the amount of attention Spears pays to the three pooches. The source adds, "The other night Britney was leaving with Kevin for a romantic meal, but Bit Bit whined and whined and refused to be left. Eventually, they stayed home and ordered takeout."

Occasionally, I peruse the headlines of the magazines while in line to check out at Wal-Mart or hell (a.k.a. Berkot's), and I have noticed that there is much speculation of Britney being pregnant.

We can't have this.

It's bad enough that her ugly ass little sister got a show (which totally SUCKSm she can't act and her accent bugs the piss out of me), but to carry on Britney's genes? And to (not for sure, she's a skank) have it also be half Kevin Federline's? No way. She should've ripped out her uterus the day she married that good for nothing, succubus, deadbeat dad.

But I digress.

Here is the upside to Britney getting pregnant: Kevin Federline will divorce her and she will be unhappy. That works. She will also get fatter than she already is and her fake boobies will pop. Okay, cool. Ooh, and there's always the possibility of her dying in childbirth...

So, after having three websites shut down, being put on probation from AOL, and having the mailing list basically die...BTB LIVES ON!

I love it.

Welcome, all of you, I am the President and co-founder of The BTB Project. The BTB Project started one late night during Christmas break freshmen year of high school (1999). My friend Alison and I decided to go into the AOL Britney Spears chatrooms and inform the "fans" how much she sucks. This is where BTB was born.

The original BTB website consisted of about 5 different AOL homepages, some being mine, the members page being Alison's, and some being Danielle's. AOL, being the pricks they are, shut down all the pages except for Alison's and then put Danielle and I on probation with them.

AOL just doesn't understand.

Do you think that little thing would dissuade me? Ha! I promptly got an Angelfire account.

Oh man, the Angelfire site kicked so much ass...it had over 20 pages to it and was piss-in-your-pants funny. However, since we used the words "incest," "skank," "whore," and "slut" we got shut down yet again.

It was a sad day for all. Especially since I never anticipated it and none of it was saved.

So I started making another site on a different host, but I had stopped being such a loser and didn't have a lot of time. Oh well, it got shut down anyway.

Yet the mailing list lived on. Sure, it has dropped significantly in posts...okay, we don't get any posts...but I still get people joining it every now and then.