If the punishment should always fit the crime, that would have to be one sweet lawnmower.

WKMG reports that the Edgewater, Florida police department arrested Brandon Rivera, 38, of Edgewater, after he set his neighbors’ 1984 Corvette on fire because he suspected them of stealing his lawnmower.

Police responded around 11 p.m. Tuesday to a report of a vehicle fire. An unidentified man at the home said he saw his neighbor, Rivera, set the vehicle ablaze. The Corvette reportedly belonged to a married couple at the home.

Rivera told police he suspected the couple of stealing things from him, including his lawnmower. So he grabbed a Gatorade bottle filled with gasoline that he had in his vehicle from a landscaping job, doused the interior of the Corvette, and set it on fire. The unidentified roommate used a garden house to put out the fire.

Snowmobiling is already a dangerous sport, but imagine someone out there trying to make your ride more hazardous.

WTEN in Albany, NY reports that the Columbia County Sheriff’s office arrested Jason Higley, 31, of Sand Lake, for placing a booby trap on his neighbor’s trail last week.

The District Attorney says Higley placed a pipe on the trail and strung a wire between two trees — one of which he cut — so that if a snowmobiler came through, it’d fall on top of them. According to the deputy sheriff, Higley said he did it because he was angry about the noise and traffic coming from the trail.

Fortunately, the booby trap was discovered it before anyone got hurt. The Columbia County Sheriff’s office said it wasn’t on a marked trail, but a smaller trail used by locals.

Higley remains in jail on charges including reckless endangerment and will appear in court in March.

There are right ways and wrong ways to rid your home of skunks. This was the wrong way.

The Detroit Free Press reports that a man nearly burned down his house trying to rid his crawlspace of skunks who lived there, by using a smoke bomb.

Firefighters were called Monday morning to the Ferndale community of Detroit, and when they arrived, flames were burning in the crawlspace and on the first floor. The man apparently waited 15 minutes after the fire started before calling 911.

Ferndale Fire Chief Kevin P. Sullivan said, “We suggest citizens hire pest control professionals. However, if one is an absolute die-hard do-it-yourselfer, please read and understand the directions and warning labels before applying an incendiary to your home or garage.”

“The house was a complete loss, the occupant lost most (of) his possessions, the structure was severely damaged, fire burned through the floor and the roof, several access holes were cut to fully extinguish the fire,” Chief Sullivan said.

Adding insult to injury, Sullivan also noted that no skunk carcasses were found at the scene.

Twitter user Pillsbury posted a video on Friday showing him and a friend in line at a movie theater in Carson, California trying to get away with only paying for one movie ticket, using a dodge you normally only see in cartoons.

One boy carried the other on his shoulders and then they draped themselves with a long trenchcoat. The ruse was hardly convincing as bystanders laughed and snapped photos.

The video doesn’t tell the whole story, though: Pillsbury wrote, “We tried getting the two for one special at Black Panther. The manager was not having it.” What’s not clear is whether the boys were serious in their attempt to get into the theater, or only doing it for laughs.

Regardless, they get points for trying. The tweet had over 400,000 likes as of Monday night and had been retweeted more than 150,000 times.

Compeer Financial, formerly AgStar Financial Services, Badgerland Financial and 1st Farm Credit Services, is committed to supporting the Wisconsin FFA Foundation because of the leadership development and educational opportunities offered to FFA members throughout Wisconsin.

This year, Compeer Financial has contributed $25,000 to the Wisconsin FFA Foundation to support a variety of agricultural education programming needs.

“We’re excited our gift will positively impact all aspects of FFA and agricultural education year-round, from the state level of the Wisconsin FFA Convention and the Quiz Bowl contest, to ag educator and alumni efforts, local workshops and more,” says Rochelle Ripp Schnadt, Compeer Financial Fund for Rural America trustee.

“Many of our team members have proudly sported corduroy jackets during their careers, carrying those professional experiences and values into their roles with Compeer Financial.”

As part of the Farm Credit System, Compeer Financial is a champion for rural America and the FFA program to support the agriculture industry’s future leaders. It is a member-owned and third largest Farm Credit cooperative which provides loans, leases, risk management and other financial services throughout 144 counties in Illinois, Minnesota and Wisconsin.

Ryan Blaney & Chase Elliott win Thursday’s qualifying races as the starting field was set for Sunday’s Daytona 500. Blaney started eighth in the first half of the can-am Duel at Daytona International Speedway, leading the final six laps and beating runner-up … and Team Penske teammate … Joey Logano to the checkered flag by two tenths of a second as Ford swept the top two finishing positions. Rookie Darrell Wallace Junior, Ricky Stenhouse Junior and defending Daytona 500 winner Kurt Busch completed the top five. The victory gave Blaney the Number-3 starting spot in Sunday’s “five hundred.” Elliott gave Chevrolet its turn in Victory Lane by winning the nightcap on Thursday, leading the final thirty-four laps and beating Kevin Harvick to the finish by eight one-hundredths of a second to secure the Number-4 starting spot in Sunday’s “Great American Race.” Erik Jones took third place with Clint Bowyer and Kyle Busch completing the top five … Front-row qualifiers Alex Bowman and Denny Hamlin were already locked into their starting positions for the season opener after topping last weekend’s qualifying and will lead the field to the green flag Sunday in the sixtieth running of the Daytona 500 after finishing fourteenth and ninth, respectively, in Thursday’s races.