I can write interesting and convincing product reviews or testimonials for P199

If you are looking for a testimonial or a product review that will convince visitors of your website to buy from you, you've come to the right place! I just need you to give me more information about your product:
1) An existing document or website
2) What message do you want to impart to your prospects, aside from "buy my product."
3) Do you have any sales pitches?
4) What type of review/testimonial do you need? Serious? Humorous? Detailed?