“If a picture paints a thousand words,”
Then that would make MY pen obsolete
But the written word, by far,
Is the sweetest, most aesthetically-tantalizing treat.

For with MY pen,
I can so precisely tease and titillate the senses
With a vivid, panoramic landscape:
Of unrequited or reciprocal love
Of biting anger
Or consummate truth

With MY pen,
I can satiate the most demanding TASTER’S palate
That could not even, remotely, be rivaled by any PAINTER’S palette.

My pen mesmerizes.
Like the greatest beauties of legend and lore
A literary enigma like Mona Lisa
And the mysterious smile she wore

My pen will captivate and incite passions never before known
And leave the world awed and amazed at all the ways it has shown
Its sheer artistry
And driven mankind to hasten to possess it
Wielded by a magnificent mind
That can emit such finesse and sharp wit

My pen hypnotizes .
The whole world vies for its topical attention!
Just like Helen, “The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships”
And eagerly waits to hear what drops from its lettered lips

MY pen
Writes and holds the finest-spun and purest, erudite silk
None other is its equal. None other is its polished ilk

So, how could any other art form
Ever hope to surpass? MY pen?
It’s a one-of-kind, scribing class!