Move Over Ugly Sweater, Here Comes One That Poops

By now, everyone and their grandmother has been invited to an “Ugly Sweater Party.” I give you credit if you totally skipped out on it or showed up looking positively fly. Stupid parties. Consider this holiday season the last one to honor the recent tradition, because come Christmas 2012–it’s all about The Pooping Sweater. If your sweater doesn’t shit tiny, colorful balls don’t even bother showing up!