dateline guy: what are you up to?
perv: you know, just gonna git a pink-haired girl raped, nothing big"
dateline guy: Oh in that case, i'll call sporticus and see what he has to say
Purv: please no!
sporticus: YOU GON GET RAPED!

I was thinking of doing something like this, but then thought that it's been done already When I saw the title I was like...it HAS to be it! I have to give a 5 for the execution. Moonlight Sonata...and the quote...perfect.

HARI KIRI is suicide committed by a samurai when defeated or captured, i am a ninja, but wtf was i supposed to do, self destruct... on second thought (self destructs taking out everybody in the vacinity)