When majuscules come together, ecstasy ensues. Mop your mind up from out the gutter. We’re referring to all-cap conglomerates OHANA resorts and IHOP restaurants teaming up to bring you a flapjack-filled orgy in paradise. Alright, guess it is a little dirty. Now through December 21, rooms at the OHANA Waikiki Malia on sunny Oahu are starting at $89 a night, including meal coupons to use at the IHOP located conveniently on the street level of the hotel. Most important meal of the day, indizeed. ANY WONDER THESE GUYS REFUSE TO USE LOWER CASE?