The words "old" and "dirty" don't exactly set the mood.<br />Rating: L

JuicyJ

Juicy J

He's ready to quench your thirst.<br />Rating: M

DjScrew

DJ Screw

The turntables isn't the only thing he's mastered.<br />Rating: XL

tity_boi

Tity Boi

Throw some D's on that bitch, this guy is all about the twins.<br />Rating: L

the-beatnuts

The Beatnuts

Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't.<br />Rating: S

Teabagboyz

Tea Bag Boyz

Tea Time anyone?<br />Rating: XS

swollen-members

Swollen Members

Large and in charge.<br />Rating: L

SugarTongueSlim

Sugar Tongue Slim

Sugar is sweet but a sugar tongue? Seems rough.<br />Rating: M

SticMan

Stic Man

Size isn't everything, but a stick? Really?<br />Rating: XS

Sticky-Fingaz

Sticky Fingaz

There's nothing sexy about sticky hands. Ouch.<br />Rating: S

OJdaJuiceman

OJ da Juiceman

The juicer the better.<br />Rating: M

Nutrageous

Nutrageous

Raging with nuts? No thanks.<br />Rating: XS

NotoriousBIG

Notorious BIG

Notorious for being, uh, large? It doesn't get much better.<br />Rating: XXL

NIckiMinaj

Nicki Minaj

The more the merrier.<br />Rating: XXL

NaughtybyNature

Naughty by Nature

Being naughty is in in their blood.<br />Rating: M

MrCheeks

Mr. Cheeks

Clearly, he's an ass man.<br />Rating: M

Layzie_Bone

Layzie Bone

The worst porn name ever? Possibly.<br />Rating: XS

KurtisBlow

Kurtis Blow

Tough break, bad porn name.<br />Rating: S

KidCudi

Kid Cudi

Everyone loves a good cuddy buddy.<br />Rating: L

JungleBrothers

Jungle Brothers

Jungle Fever: The Porn starring The Jungle Brothers.<br />Rating: M

Hotrod

Hotrod

Hod Rod as a car? Cool. Hot Rod as a porn name? Not so much.<br />Rating: S

heavy-d

Heavy-D

Viewers always appreciate some heavy-d.<br />Rating: L

gza

GZA

The Genius is a better porn name than GZA.<br />Rating: M

GrandPuba

Grand Puba

Anything with the word "grand" works.<br />Rating: L

FreakyZeeky

Freaky Zeeky

Get your freak on.<br />Rating: L

FreakyTah

Freaky Tah

Freak of the week.<br />Rating: L

69Boyz

69 Boyz

69 ways to ruin a porn.<br />Rating: M

MasterP

Master P

Perfect for bondage porn.<br />Rating: XL

Flesh-N-Bone

Flesh-N-Bone

Sounds like a best selling porn to us.<br />Rating: L

DJ-Quick

DJ Quick

Don't want no minute man.<br />Rating: S

DiggySimmons

Diggy Simmons

Can you dig it?<br />Rating: M

ChubbRock

Chubb Rock

It's almost too easy.<br />Rating: L

BustaRhymes

Busta Rhyme

A rhyme isn't the only thing he busts.<br />Rating: L

Blood+Raw

Blood Raw

Blood and porns never mix.<br />Rating: XXS

black-milk

Black Milk

Does a body good?<br />Rating: S

BizzyBone

Bizzy Bone

Far from lazy, he gets busy.<br />Rating: M

BigPun

Big Pun

He doesn't discriminate, he regulates every shade of that ass.<br />Rating: XL

bigdaddykane

Big Daddy Kane

Big Daddy Kane starring in "Daddy's Home".<br />Rating: L

Big-Boi

Big Boi

Not for amateurs.<br />Rating: XL

Bangem-Smurf

Bangem Smurf

For those that dig the vertically challenged.<br />Rating: XXS

Hip-hop monikers can come from anywhere—nicknames, legendary gangstas or public figures. But, since certain names are filled with more more sexual innuendos than others, the XXL staff ends up playing the Pause Game often. Call us immature, but it seems some spitters alias’s are better suited for the porn industry than the record industry. For every Notorious BIG there’s a Too Short. XXL rounded up 50 rapper names to see which artists could have blown up on the small screen. Pause.