Coachella 2017 is here! Are you going to Coachella? Well if not, fear not because there are easy ways to FAKE going to Coachella. Trust me, I’ll show you all the tips and tricks.

This is a full on social media self-marketing campaign, so get to tweeting, texting, and snapchatting. With these simple steps you can trick your Coachella friend and you are free to hide under your covers and binge watch Netflix all weekend. Check it out!

STEP 1
You need to let your social media following KNOW weeks in advance that you will be going to #Coachella. Get those apps ready!

STEP 2
Turn down the lights and turn up the music, cuz you need to pretend like you’re at the #BestConcertEver. Snapchat in your closet while listening to Kendrick Lamar or Lady Gaga or Radiohead. Just jump around and yell. Easy!

STEP 3
Check in on Facebook with a vague picture and predictable hashtag. Your friends will just scroll right on by, while you rack up the likes.

STEP 4
If you’re really brave and adventurous, head out into a local deserted field and take the obligatory “desert nature shot” that no real Coachella trip is complete without.

STEP 5
Watch the video and find out! I’m not gonna spoil the whole video for you. If you really wanna Fake Going to Coachella, you have work to do!