Can't we just force the old owner to walk around the field with his pants down while the Dodgers tallest employee follows him in one of those stadium golf carts while Dodger fans everywhere get to yell "Ha-ha!" at him?

I swear to God the first time I saw "2012", I was seriously getting uppity that someone would have the nerve to make a movie depicting Dodger Stadium being .... I can't even type the word... let's say "damaged". Anyway, in "2012", I don't think they showed such evil, and I was relieved.

Then, this past weekend coincidentally, I saw one of the Transformers movies (pick one), and those fuckers actually show one of those outer-space thingies crashing through the upper deck along the third base line, smashing into my Blue Heaven. Fuckers. You know some God-damned Commie bastard Yankees fan SOB graphic artist type did that. Fucker.

I was also hoping not to see that, my cousin watched that movie on our PC right here, i just skimmed through that Hollywood floppage. Safeco here i come! Get your Ichiro jersey and get ready to throw some fish.Of course it's a 4 game series in STL again and of course in the middle of July so there's no way in hell i would attempt to do that. Maybe Houston in April?