Wednesday, August 13, 2014

"Gooooood afternoon, Los Angeles! Hey, this is not a test. This is first-place baseball! Time to rock it from the Westside to the Eastside! Is that me, or does that sound like an Randy Newman song? 'From the South Bay to the Valley, from the Westside to the Eastside.' Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's O-sixteen hundred. What's the 'O' stand for? Oh my God, it's early. Speaking of early, how about our starting pitcher, Hyun-Jin Ryu? Thank you, Hyun-Jin, for your silky-smooth delivery, make us think we're going to get a sweep today...."