It's a common misconception that Luther Blissett is bisexual.
Those who have heard of Blissett's torrid affairs with Karen Eliot
and Monty Cantsin put two and two together and, of course, miscalculated.
Blissett is not bisexual but rathe AMBIsexual. He or, as the case
may be, she has never been content with the rather easy task of
routing gender from the cultural superstructure of sexual orientation
and the sexual division of labor. Liberation from culture is only
the prelude. The feminists are, as usual, wrong. Gender has to
be hunted down in its BIOLOGICAL lair. Gender must be understood
as a SITUATION to be created and recreated at will: an ever mutable
choice. Transcending gender and transcending TRANSgender, Luther
Blissett is by turns male and female (and, it goes without saying,
by turns heterosexual and homosexual) for the full realization
of HUMANIMAL being.

Recently Blissett made an unexpected and, indeed, unexplained
foray into upstate New York. How the stalwart neo-neoist arrived
in the state capitol, Albany, remains a mistery. This was at the
very time when the terrorist threats of the post-situationist
"Unabomber" (actually a Toronto-based anarcho-pagan
collective) had induced the American authorities to impose rigid
security restrictions on air travel. Rumor has it that the Association
of Autonomous Astronauts may have furnished transport, with arrangements
on the ground secured by the Albany Art Strike Action Committee,
what AASAC militant Bob Black calls "flying in under their
radar."

However Blissett pulled it off, he (or she) carried out several
operations, or so the scuttlebutt has it. Speculation early circulated
to the effect that Blissett (presumably in cahoots with tha Autonomous
Astronauts) had something to do with the downing of the Goodyear
Blimp in an Albany bedroom suburb (the story was hushed up by
the media). What seems reasonably well-verified, however, is Blissett's
intervention in the ever-tangled punk/skinhead scene.

Punks are stupid. Skinheads are punks who are so stupid, they
make stupid look smart. This is why punks are so happy to have
skinheads to fight with. Punks embrace moronic left-wing ideologies.
Skinheads embrace moronic right-wing ideologies. Luther Blissett
cuts the crap. He (or she) understands that these kids are encased
in character-armor. Blissett knew that gender anxiety was the
ARCHIMEDEAN POINT from which to lever the skinheads out of their
misery. But they also required a show of strength.

Blissett therefore manifested as a woman and took a skinhead's
head (photo enclosed). It was necessary to demonstrate the autonomous
power of women to this all-male, sex-starved milieu. We have not
been able to identify the slain skinhead. It hardly matters. To
be a skinhead is to abdicate individual identity, so it scarcely
matters which skinhead was eliminated as a lesson to the others.
Luther Blissett isn't always right. But he's never wrong.