New York Minute

Men are not subtle when we check out women. We stare. Most of us are developed enough not to drool. Some start yapping and there is a fine line between appreciating a woman’s beauty and being a pig. Women are cool, though. You know a woman has checked you out when you catch them just looking away. That’s not usually the case when they look at each other. Then, they are thorough, eye-balling one another from head-to-toe, deliberately, sometimes with admiration, other times with envy or god knows what else.

5) Zero shame. Zero. Woof! Sometimes, when a woman is particularly striking I feel like saying, "Look, let me just gaze at you for 30 seconds and get it out of my system." Then I could, you know, treat her like a human being.