Tonight's podcast is a non-sex short story about zombies - and me. Author of the (awesome) new zombie novel The Panama Laugh wrote a short story based on his novel's universe where a young female street punk in San Francisco goes up against a pack of zombie frat boys. The author Thomas Roche based the story on my very real life as a homeless teen here in SF. If you like action, horror and zombies (and you like me), you'll love it. If you don't like those things, tune in for the next podcast which I promise will be delightfully naughty and fun.

Get Total Flirt app for iPhone now in the Apple iTunes store for $0.99 - watch this saucy, short video trailer I made and see why I'm so excited about my first app! It’s like having a concise, interactive version of Total Flirt (the book - http://amzn.to/kzunif ) in your pocket or purse.
The Total Flirt app is an in-the-moment flirting guide. Use Total Flirt to choose your own adventure, and flirt – with success. With Total Flirt as your pocket wingmate, instantly dial up tricks and tips for every situation you’ll encounter when out on the prowl.
Secrets of pick up artists are shared in the app that tells you exactly what to do and when to do it. Start with an environment test to rate your chances of success before you make a move. Total Flirt tells you the best way to position yourself, how to proceed when your flirt-target is alone or in a group, and instructions for on-the-spot seduction with or without words. Instantly call up exact phrases and openers to make a connection with anyone you set your sights on.
This app guides you through the whole encounter: consult Total Flirt for instructions on when and how to size them up – find out if they’re worth it. Fall back on an all-purpose problem solver for everything from whether they’re into you, dealing with competition, or what to do if you think you’re being played. Total Flirt seamlessly gets you to the conclusion you desire, whether you want to see them tonight, or tomorrow – or if you need to choose an exit strategy.
Based on my book Total Flirt, it’s formulated from years of research, studies, and infiltration of male and female pick-up artist societies.
http://itunes.apple.com/app/total-flirt/id416309644
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Learn how to flirt with geeks in this episiode, based on six years of research on flirting and pick-ip arts, plus get opening lines that don't suck and tips for turning fliritng into dating. Find more at thetotalflirt.com/SXSEXY.

This episode is the audio version of SXSW 2011 Interactive geek flirting tips written especially for the event (known as Spring Break for Geeks).

At thetotalflirt.com there are also three explict sexy geek erotica stories in different delightful flavors. To find more of the free materials I put together for Sexy Geeks, visit thetotalflirt.com/sxsexy. This URL is entirely mobile friendly, including the safer sex charts.

At thetotalflirt.com/SXSEXY you'll find the text version of this podcast, sex emergency resources for SXSW attendees of all genders and orientations, and explicit geeky erotica. Oh and the ingredients for a geek sexual survival kit. Oh, and a special discount code just for sexy geeks at Babeland.com - find my nerdy sex gear picks at babeland.com/violetblue.

This episode is the audio version of SXSW Interactive erotica written especially for the event (known as Spring Break for Geeks) crafted by erotic writing star Alison Tyler.

There are two more sexy geek stories in different - yet explicit - flavors. To find more of the free materials I put together for Sexy Geeks, visit thetotalflirt.com/sxsexy. This URL is entirely mobile friendly, including the safer sex charts.

At thetotalflirt.com/SXSEXY you'll find the text version of this podcast, sex emergency resources for SXSW attendees of all genders and orientations, and explicit geeky erotica. Oh and the ingredients for a geek sexual survival kit. Oh, and a special discount code just for sexy geeks at Babeland.com - find my nerdy sex gear picks at babeland.com/violetblue.

In "Knowing The Market" an ice queen marketing executive and a boyish girl programmer meet in a Hilton elevator: the room service menu will surprise you. Contains strap-on and anal play.

This episode is the audio version of SXSW Interactive erotica written especially for the event (known as Spring Break for Geeks) crafted by erotic writing star Alison Tyler.

There are two more sexy geek stories in different - yet explicit - flavors. To find more of the free materials I put together for Sexy Geeks, visit thetotalflirt.com/sxsexy. This URL is entirely mobile friendly, including the safer sex charts.

Here you'll find the text version of this podcast, sex emergency resources for SXSW attendees of all genders and orientations, and explicit geeky erotica. Oh and the ingredients for a geek sexual survival kit. Oh, and a special discount code just for sexy geeks at Babeland.com - find my nerdy sex gear picks at babeland.com/violetblue.

This episode is the audio version of SXSW Interactive erotica written especially for the event (known as Spring Break for Geeks) crafted by erotic writing star Alison Tyler.

There are two more sexy geek stories in different - yet explicit - flavors. To find more of the free materials I put together for Sexy Geeks, visit thetotalflirt.com/sxsexy. This URL is entirely mobile friendly, including the safer sex charts.

Here you'll find the text version of this podcast, sex emergency resources for SXSW attendees of all genders and orientations, and explicit geeky erotica. Oh and the ingredients for a geek sexual survival kit. Oh, and a special discount code just for sexy geeks at Babeland.com - find my nerdy sex gear picks at babeland.com/violetblue.

This is an episode of sex answers. Tonight's topics include a woman who wants her boyfriend to be more dominant, a lady who is worried about vaginal looseness, a man who has wet dreams as an adult, and a girl whose boyfriend had sex outside the relationship - she wants to know what STDs or STIs she's at risk for. These anonymous questions come from my professional sex ed work; I thought it was time to share.

An early Valentine in hopes that you'll "be mine" - an explicit story written by N.T. Morley and read by me. Valentine's Dance is one man's special gift from his normally-shy girlfriend; a lapdance where the guy gets to touch the dancer - and much more. More "be mine" goodies this weekend at tinynibbles.com and @violetblue.

Delightful, de-lovely, and a little bit devious: my new book Total Flirt is now on sale. Find out more including the Apple and Android app at thetotalflirt.com. In this saucy video trailer, I tell you all about how this book - six years in the making - is an authentic, practical and slightly devious flirting manual for women. It is our answer to "The Game" and pick-up artist tricks, and based on research, studies and infiltrarion of pick-up artist's secret societies - it delivers.

ABOUT THE BOOK:

Total Flirt is packed with tricks and tips for every situation you’ll encounter when out on the prowl. Secrets of pick-up artists are explained and styled for the girl who wants more out of life.

* Two distinctive ways to flirt, and why you need to know the difference.* Total Flirt relies on the science of kinesics, the study of body language and its hidden messages: learn how to communicate magnetism and seduce your target – or get rid of someone – without words.* Take style quizzes to see what kind of flirt you are, and what kind you could be.* Master the art of “speed flirting” and how to tell if he’s worth it.* Get oodles of conversation starters – and exit strategies when you need to hit the “eject” button.* Find out how to tell if he’s really into you (or just a friend), and how to eliminate the competition.* Learn how to walk like a siren, talk like a bombshell, and seduce like a vamp — learn how to do it all online.* How to get guys you think are “out of your league.”

This is an episode of sex answers. Tonights topics include what to do with an uncut penis, what to do when you're a woman who wants your lover to change his oral sex techniques, women wanting pornogrpahy, and a question from a woman whose boyfriend wants her to be a domaintrix in the bedroom. These anonymous questions come from my professional sex ed work; I thought it was time to share.

When you think of realtors and home buying, do you think of hot, dirty, spanky sex? Well, you might after hearing me read "Selling Point" by Carl Kennedy. Explicit erotica with strong BDSM themes and female submission; heterosexual focus.

Learn how to kiss: something different on Open Source Sex - a short and sweet video about my new book on kissing. Saucy, sexy, smart: Urban Outfitters calls my new book Seal it with a Kiss "The kissing bible." Find out why in this video, which includes kissing tips for virgins and kissing tricks to make your kisses unforgettable. Lots of tips and kissing how-to in this funny video trailer for the #1 book on kissing.

Lately, Apple CEO Steve Jobs has been very vocal about his brand and its relationship to pornography, but he's left us in the dark as to why he seems to be mentioning porn at every turn. In this podcast, we go back to a simpler time when Apple appeared to be more tolerant, and I read my San Francisco Chronicle article "How to Seduce a Mac Geek."

Not a quickie, but a real sink-your-teeth-in erotic short story -- to celebrate winning the Gold Medal for Best Erotica Collection from an independent publisher in North America 2010, I read the opening story in my new book Sweet Love: Erotic Fantasies for Couples. In "Clearing the Air" by Thomas Roche, a young wife tries to talk to her husband's ex-girlfriend about jealousy and winds up in an unexpected (and explicit) tryst -- in a story featuring a bisexual San Francisco girl who seems to know her way around non-monogamy, lots of oral sex, and plenty of love.

A special edition: live from Paris! In this quickie, I read "The View From Paris" from Alison Tyler's collection, "Exposed" -- this afternoon, from the garden next to the Louvre. The image in this post is my view; the Eiffel Tower behind a statue of the Three Graces, in the garden. On a park bench, with an occasional audience, I read the explicit story of a newly-wed couple's torrid, semi-public sex encounter -- on their honeymoon in Paris.

I'm so excited about Best Women's Erotica 2010 (also: UK) that I just can't resist reading one of my favorite stories from the collection: the Apple Genius Bar tryst. In this episode I read Emerald's story "Shift Change" where a woman goes in for MacBook Pro repair and gets better service than anyone could imagine. It's amazing that those Geniuses can do, indeed.

It's here! Lush, gorgeous, arousing: Best Women's Erotica 2010 (also: UK)! In this episode I give you a taste of each story in my handpicked, heart and soul collection of the best erotica by women, for women that the globe has to offer. It might be the most daring entry in the series yet.

Here's another favorite from Girls On Top, "A Woman In His Room" by Saskia Walker. This story is so delicious I actually get quite flustered while reading it -- and after as well. If you like my less polished reactions to the material, you;ll like this; and it's a seriously arousing, explicit story by a very gifted British author. In it, a young woman fantasizes about a boarder in her parent's home, only to come home one night to discover she'ts not the object of his affections. What happens next is quite surprising. Enjoy!

Last week a writer emailed asking me what "Open Source Sex" means. I realized I'd talked about what it means in podcasts before, but haven't ever put forth a concrete definition of what it means in text.This podcast "Open Source Sex" was created very early in the history of podcasting: I was the first female podcaster, seen in WIRED Magazine. Annalee Newitz wrote the groundbreaking podcasting article for WIRED that featured myself and Adam Curry. This podcast began in early January, 2005 and it was quite a feat of hacking -- when I was figuring it out, there were no real podcasting services and it was hotly debated as to whether it was working.I wound up hosting my files with a shady company in Florida -- and when "Open Source Sex" took off and became extremely popular, the man who ran the hosting service revealed his anti-sex conservative Christian colors, and hijacked my RSS feed. A lot of people were angry to start getting a podcast about how Jesus had risen. They were happy with other things rising, thank you very much.I was airlifted with much affection to Libsyn, where the podcast resides today.When I started "Open Source Sex" I was already versed in blogging and knew I needed to have a manifesto and plan, and to stick to it. I decided to do erotica and sex education. And to never hold it to a schedule. I wanted a long term relationship, so I made the terms desirable but flexible. And I knew what "Open Source Sex" -- the idea, the belief -- meant from the start.Each person's sexuality is as individual to them as a
fingerprint. Human sexuality has long been a "closed source"
environment, held back by a variety of forces. It's frigid, it's
shameful, it's stereotypical, it's abstinent, it's full of agenda. Like
any system, human sexuality must evolve, grow, change and function as
part of the user's internal, and integral, ecosystem. There is no "one
size fits all" for sex (even though that's what we're told), just as no
operating system works for any individual "out of the box."
The tools for making these systems function -- code, seen here as
basic sex information -- must be made freely available so we can all
use, modify and redistribute it. And I always encourage people to put
it together in the way that suits them best (in counseling we call this
self-individuated sexuality), and as feels right for them. and when
they need an update, as our sexuality ebbs and flows and changes over
time, to feel free to reconfigure their system and tell everyone the
first version was "beta."
This is open source sex.Human sexuality, and especially accurate
nonjudgmental sex information has commodified, locked down and made
virtually inaccessible by interests ranging from politics to
exclusivity agreements -- sex ed DRM, if you will. Open source sex
doesn't just include the idea of making something like a sex lecture
that I typically give at UCSF into a free downloadable MP3 (though I do
exactly that when I podcast "Open Source Sex"). It also means
presenting sexuality in a warm, welcoming way that doesn't make people
feel shamed about pleasure in whatever form that pleasure takes. that
includes a neutral approach to discussing topics like sexual fetishes
and making no assumptions about whoever might be listening or reading.
A narrow view just doesn't work for, or help, anyone. All too often
educators and entertainers talk down to their audience when on the
subject of sex, as if the audience is automatically wrong, bad or
"broken" for being interested in, laughing at, or liking sex. To me,
t[...]

Girls On Top is the newest and most recent erotica collection I've edited -- and I haven't even had a chance to tell you about it! So internationally acclaimed sex blogger Remittance Girl's story "Central Registry" is the very best way to give you a taste of my freshest hotness, and the female authors from around the world who make this collection a hardcore, girl-powered stunner. With the devious Londoner in "Central Registry" a pierced party girl decides that enough is enough when it comes to the Jehovah's Witnesses that keep interrupting her Saturday hangovers and she plots to "save" them both -- at the same time.

Tonight it's raining, and I finally got a chance to read you the intense, explicit opening story from Best Women's Erotica 2009: it's "Fly" by Valerie Alexander. Penthouse absolutely loved the book and highly recommends it for couples, I'm getting tons of email praise about it, and Erotica Revealed gave it a glowing review. After listening to "Fly" you'll never look at Peter, Wendy and Tiger Lily the same way again, and I think it's one of the hottest stories I've ever read. At the end I let the music play; it's a bootleg mashup by Bangers and Mash: search for "Work Out My Number" to find it. One of my favorites.

In my book Erotic Role Play: A Guide for Couples (e-book or audiobook MP3),
you'll find all kinds of fun ideas, advice, sexy stories and plenty of
fantasy fodder to get you adding a little (or a lot) of spice to your
sex life. In chapter 1, you'll learn exactly how to ask for what you
want, even if you're nervous or aren't used to talking about new sexual
ideas. Besides getting you started and giving you lots of ideas, there
is a test called "Who, What, Where, How and When" that couples can
print out, check off their answers in a fun sex game for two, and then
swap answers to see just what your lover feels like doing. It's like a
sexual fantasy quiz, where everyone scores!

It wasn't supposed to be on shelves until December 11, but it’s shipping *now* (and I got my hands on a red-hot copy). Best Women’s Erotica 2009
is my newest anthology — explicit lit by women, written by astoundingly
talented women from all over the world. It’s so hot that when I
read the first story in the collection to my lover, I was instantly
jumped and deliciously molested. True story. I’ll do a podcast of
Valerie Alexander’s “Fly” later. For now, hear why I’m so freaking out
excited to see the fruits of a year spent editing this book made into
reality — I'm reading the intense introduction I wrote.

So, Bill O'Reilly wants to talk about the evils of San Francisco? He really has a hard-on for talking about what he sees as my filthy dirty sex-and-LGBT drenched city, and his fake documentary shows just what a fetish he's got. Yes, it's all about the sex -- our San Francisco Values. So Bill -- this one's for you. Next time, say it to my face. We have enough hate in the world right now. I'd be happy to "scare you straight."

Hope you all like it; it's my sermon. After this, more sexy podcasty goodness is on the way, dear listeners.

The most amazing sexual privacy online discussion you'll ever hear. This is the panel I organized and moderated at SXSW: Interactive 2008, including a cyberlawyer (Jason Schultz, EFF), a security expert / hacker (Jonathan Moore, 0x0000), an outed sex blogger (Zoe Margolis, Girl With A One Track Mind), and a Gawker editor (John D'Addario, Fleshbot.com). It's just over an hour long, and it's riveting! Thanks to SXSW for letting me share the file with you. Here's the description:

Can anyone really be sexually anonymous online? Being outed, thinking
you’re “anonymous", trolls and stalkers taking advantage of online
communities, porn laws resulting in performers being stalked, Google’s
history logs tracking all of us, and paying for adult goods and
services online safely: Internet sexual privacy affects everyone – and
our rights. This panel brings together a spectrum of views on sexual
privacy and identity, including controversial sex bloggers, a cyberlaw
expert and a hacker who works for a social networking site. We’ll
discuss and demonstrate how easy it is to lose control of your sexual
identity online – and how to get it back, or keep it intact in the
first place. You don’t have to be a sex blogger, answer the wrong
Craigslist ad, or order a vibrator online to have your sexual identity
messed with – sometimes all you need to be is female, LGBT, or just
make a simple mistake when you hit “send". The consequences can be
devastating. We will explore what obstacles face maintaining personal
privacy, including bad or unsympathetic online community management,
system and social exploits (like Craigslist baiting and outing),
stalkers and trolls, the legal aspects of sexual privacy online and
their application for individuals, and what you can do to keep your
sexual privacy, private.

In this long-awaited Open Source Sex episode, learn how to plan an
erotic encounter with roles (slight roles or elaborate ones), how to
time sexual surprises so they come out perfect, how to add a delicious
climax to your sexual encounter, the perfect locations for certain
types of erotic scenarios, and how to have a public sex scene -- and
make it safe and unforgettable. I just released the audiobook Erotic Role Play: A Guide For Couples, and I'm so excited I wanted to give a chapter away! This is chapter 5, and I hope you like it. I'm also giving away the erotic role play quiz for couples -- print it out, circle your answers and then share your sexy homework. When I did it with my sweetie, I got a few interesting surprises... :)For more info on my new DRM-free audiobook (10 MP3 chapters, over 2 hours of ideas, advice, and explicit erotica), read this:Erotic Role Play: A Guide for Couples
by Violet Blue is nine big chapters of tips, ideas and practical advice
on how to turn up the heat in your sexual repertoire. Erotic role-play
is when you and your lover play roles and act out sexual fantasies:
Blue details exactly how role-play makes hot sex even hotter, spices up
your love life when it falls into a routine, and adds playfulness and
passionate intensity. If you or your lover has ever fantasized about
pretending to be anything other than who you are in your daily,
ordinary life, then you’re ready for the world of erotic role-play
fantasies. You’re not alone, as these are among the most popular
fantasies shared by couples, period.
When you try out fantasy scenarios, you’re essentially playing a
sexually explicit version of “make believe.” Some couples use role-play
occasionally for a little bit of kinky fun. Many others enjoy it as
part of their regular sex lives, whether it’s one reliably hot
scenario, or a variety of roles and predicaments. Playful, silly,
explicit and warm and welcoming, this expertly written and assembled
DRM-free audiobook (10 MP3’s listenable on any device) guarantees
plenty of new ideas with explosive results. Features three,
no-holds-barred erotic stories where couples try Blue’s advice to a
delicious finish.
Chapters include:
xi Introduction: Thrill Me
1 Adventures and Predicaments
Scenarios, Roles and Predicaments * How to Bring It Up * Get Started * Who, What, Where and How Quiz (Now view or print for free as a Google Doc) * Tips for Sex Toys
2 Roles and Scenarios
Who Are You? * Everyday Roles and Scenarios (a list) * Fantasy Roles (a list)
3 Erotica: Obscene Phone Call by Scott Wallace
4 Choosing a Role
Context * Active Roles * Ideas for Control Roles * Receptive Roles *
Ideas for Receptive Roles * Opposite Sex Role Play * Cross Dressing
How-To * Cross Dress Roles * Roles With Age Differences
5 Make A Scene
The Perfect Plan * Timing is Everything * The Main Event * Hot Locations * Role Play Room Makeovers * La Sexo Loca in Public
6 Erotica: Bad Doggy by Julia Moore
7 Get Motivated
Props * Role Play Party Favors (list: props and motivation)
8 Scenarios
Sex With a Stranger * Exhibitionism * Forced Sex and Sexual Punishment * Sexual Power * Youth * Gender Swap * Animal Sex
9 Erotica: Rules of the Game by Thomas Roche
Availability: Instant Download
DRM-Free File[...]

Feeling up for a little erotica? My new book Best Women's Erotica 2008 just came out, and it's packed -- literally, the biggest one yet -- with six months' worth of culling the very best explicit erotic stories written by women. This was to be my last book in this series, so I made it the crowning piece in the collection -- though since the sales have skyrocketed and I've won awards every year I've edited this series, I'm considering a final two more, to make it a five-year stint.

But, to celebrate this beautiful collection of highly arousing erotica, and all its highly skilled authors, I've selected one of the book's gems to read for you: Rear Window by Scarlett French. In it, a woman moves into her new apartment and discovers quite a view -- and it's the first Open Source Sex podcast to feature man-on-man action. Tasty stuff.

Just for fun, last night after I recorded my new sex ed how-to audiobook How to Kiss, I set aside this chapter to share. It's chapter 4, where I detail all the different types of kisses: the good, the bad, and the scary! Be prepared: in some places, I giggle uncontrollably -- it was *that* kind of reading (the fun kind). The whole book is sexed-up: it also features two very explicit short erotica stories with pleanty of oral action. Yum! Find more of my inexpensive, DRM-free audiobooks and sex ed ebooks at digitapub.com.Details:Sex educator Violet Blue explains throughout 9 audio chapters
exactly how to make the most of the first kiss to the hottest makeout
sessions. With a warm, playful tone and a lot of techniques, Blue
details types of kisses, how to flirt using your mouth, kissing
etiquette, erogenous zones, how to ask for a kiss with and without
words and much more. Ever wonder about hickies, bites, cold sores,
kissing bugs or how to deal with a bad kisser? Sweet nuzzly kisses,
all-out French kissing and everything in between are in this 9-chapter,
DRM-free MP3 audiobook. Blue also reads two explicit, kiss-focused
erotic short stories from authors Thomas S. Roche and Oscar Shemoth.
Chapters include:
* xi Introduction :: The Sweetest Kiss
* 1 Kissing Confidential :: What’s In A Kiss? * At One With The Elements * Kiss Me Deadly, Darling
* 2 Your Sexy Mouth :: Hot Lips * Talented Tongue * Mouth Moves *
Kissing Bugs * Cold Sores * The Wicked Kisser * Pamper Yourself Sexy
* 3 How-And What-To Kiss :: Techniques * Lighter Fare * Intermediate Fun * Intense Arousal * Use Your Body * Hot Spots
* 4 Kissing: A Field Guide :: Types of Kisses * French Kissing * Scary Kisses
* 5 The First Kiss :: Waiting for the Kiss * Does They Really Want It?
* How to Get Them to Kiss You * Ask For A Kiss Without Words * Make the
First Move * First Kiss Do’s and Don’t’s
* 6 Erotica :: Jack and Ginger by Thomas Roche
* 7 Kissing Etiquette for All
Hunters, and The Hunted * Kissing Etiquette * About Hickeys and Love Bites * Kiss Catastrophes and Cures
* 8 Advanced Techniques :: Tricks and Treats * A Smooch With a View:
Best Movie Kisses * Flavored Kisses * Kissing Flavor Favorites *
Flavored Lipsticks and Gloss * Music to Make Out By * Stubble Burn and
How to Avoid It
* 9 Erotica :: Spanish Olive by Oscar Shemoth
Availability: Instant Download
DRM-Free File Format: 9 MP3 files
Zip File Size: 99.8 MB (quality: high)
ISBN: 978-0-9799019-2-8-MP3
Price: $7.00 (USD)
Buy “how to kiss? .zip now (all files), $7, via PayPal.
* * * * * *
My podcast still has hickies from Libsyn.com
Violet Blue: tinynibbles.com
Click here to launch iTunes: Open Source Sex[...]

A delicious sample chapter from my new Halloween erotica audiobook at digitapub.com, Creatures of the Night (also in many ebook flavors). In KC's "Cops and Robbers", a woman mistakenly dresses as a famous 70s hamburger-stealing character at a costume party, only to find herself up against a lawman who takes 'search and seizure' quite seriously. Includes some intense cuffing and spanking -- quite delicious. Better than a burger. Enjoy! I'm so proud of all the authors in the collection!

Here's the sales text and ordering info:

Creatures of the Night, edited and read by best-selling editor Violet Blue from the award-winning Best Women's Erotica series brings to light 13 DRM-free stories of Halloween adventures with couples who make the most of the season's offerings. Graveyard trysts, encounters with lesbian ghosts, couples who meet in San Francisco's Castro district, torn Bauhaus t-shirts and soundtracks from Rocky Horror, and much more make this collection the most exciting goth-noir-playful-dark inspiration yet. Authors include Alison Tyler, Thomas Roche, Xavier Acton, Elizabeth Colvin and other exciting writers. Creatures of the Night is $7 worth of modern erotica in MP3's for use on any player.

Last night at the DNA Lounge in San Francisco, I gave a five-minute talk for the nationwide O'Reilly Radar Ignite series -- my talk was called "Porn or Not?" and discussed how online 2.0 social networking communities (like Flickr) are trying to police their users for adult (or "offensive" sexual) content, and how that's working out for them. Or not. Mostly not. I had 20 slides that were automatically advanced every 15 seconds, and by the end of the talk I had veered so hysterically (and hilariously) just to the right of my script, that I ended up on the stage floor on my (stripey-socked) knees... Oh, just listen and enjoy! The place was packed and the audience really loved it. Yay!

The exciting launch of my sex-ed digital media empire, digitapub.com! This podcast is the introduction to my nine (9) chapter audiobook, "open source sex :: pleasure zone basics". It's DRM-free MP3 files for $5 that cover a wide variety of sex ed topics, with techniques and my usual silliness. I have audiobooks for couples on the way, in addition to e-books (in a variety of formats) featuring more sex ed and erotica -- all cheap and shareable. True "open source sex", as I explain in this podcast. Yay! A funny book-tech-nerd note: this might be the first .zip file with an official ISBN number. Here are the details about the audiobook this podcast talks about, forgive the third person sales text:
Violet Blue’s popular Open Source Sex podcast has educated millions. “open source sex ed audio :: pleasure zone basics?
is a 9-chapter audiobook that combines select podcasts with exciting
new material. Learn all about male and female physiology for pleasure —
that’s what the good parts are to touch, and how they like to be
touched. You’ll also hear about how they taste, and exactly what to do
when you want perform oral sex (cunnilingus or fellatio) on a lucky
someone. Learn all about the g-spot, the prostate, male anal
penetration with a strap-on for couples, rimming and more; each topic
is filled with specific techniques. With her hip, humorous, warm and
all-inclusive, non-judgmental (yet explicit) approach to sex ed, it’s
no wonder Webnation calls Blue, “the leading sex educator for the
Internet generation.?
Chapters include:
* Introduction: What is “open source sex??
* 1: Female sexual physiology for pleasure
* 2: The G-spot, where it is and how to have fun with it
* 3: Male sexual physiology for pleasure
* 4: The prostate — fun, healthy, sexy techniques
* 5: Strap-on sex for couples
* 6: Oral taste of a man, oral taste of a woman (and how to change it)
* 7: Oral sex — techniques for fellatio and cunnilingus
* 8: Rimming — safe, clean and fun
Availability: Instant Download
File Format: .zip of DRM-free MP3 chapters (111.5 MB)
ISBN: 978-0-9799019-1-1
Price: $5.00 (USD)
Buy “pleasure zone basics? now, DRM-free, $5, via PayPal
* * * * * *
My podcast leg-humps Libsyn.com
Violet Blue: tinynibbles.com
Click here to launch iTunes: Open Source Sex[...]

A total, ultimate primer on the G-spot: what it is, how to find it, how to stimulate it, what it feels like, recommended toys and more -- a lot of info, but just a taste of what's in my new book The Smart Girl's Guide to the G-Spot. The book has waaaaay more, including g-spot positions for couples and all about female ejaculation. Yay!

This is very much a new favorite story (and fantasy) for me, and it was a sublime pleasure to read -- "Tied to the Kitchen Sink" by Kay Jaybee. It's in my new book Lust: Erotic Fantasies for Women, and it features a cute ponytailed lass giving a stranger a very unusual (and very *hot*) surprise gift. Soooo yummy! Enjoy.

A very explicit and arousing piece of erotica from Felix D'Angelo called "Special Occasion". Here, a woman picks up some rough trade and has sex with a tough stranger in a motel room -- all while being watched.

Gimme some sugar, baby -- here's a quick and sweet lecture about playing with the prostate for pleasure. Yum!
This podcast is also a textcast: click the center of your iPod's
trackwheel three times to read the text as you listen to me talk.* * * * * * *The Anus and ProstateSurprisingly little is known about the prostate gland's pleasure purposes. It produces prostatic fluid (the clear liquid that carries sperm during ejaculation), it grows as a man ages (sometimes dangerously), and in case you missed the last podcast -- it can feel really, really good when sexually stimulated. Prostatic fluid comprises up to a third of the liquid volume in ejaculate. It’s clear that it plays an important role in the male pleasure cycle, and it has become touted as the male g-spot. Some call it the "p-spot". When a man reaches the point of orgasmic “no return? (ejaculatory inevitability), the prostate gland joins the seminal vesicles and other ducts in a little do-si-do of pleasant-feeling spasms and rhythmic contractions to create ejaculate -- and this is before the contractions of orgasm. If you are stimulating a man’s prostate prior to and during ejaculation, you can often feel the gland swell to hardness, then contract before his orgasm.The Male G-SpotThe prostate gland is within the front wall of the anal opening, usually around 1 to 3 inches inside and forward (toward the front of the body or belly button). Its location inside the wall is just behind the bulb of the penis, beneath the bladder, surrounding the urethra in a ring. Because the prostate is anchored at the internal base of the penis, when a man thrusts hard with an erect penis he transmits highly pleasurable sensations to the prostate. It’s a little larger than a quarter in size, though it is heart-shaped and is usually described as being the size of a small walnut.One of the reasons that a man might like anal play is because massaging the prostate gland feels incredibly pleasurable and can make orgasm very powerful. But he might also like it because the anus and anal opening is rich with nerve endings that feel good to the touch; the 15,000 pudendal nerve fibers that wire and electrify the entire pelvis interact with the nerve bundles in the anus and prostate. There are also psychological factors in play here -- what's a filthier insult than ass, what's dirtier than shit, what's as insultingly feminine as penetration (and liking it)? He may like that it’s a big taboo, that it’s a “dirty? thing to do; maybe no one touches him there and it means a lot to have you care about his pleasure; or it may be part of a dominant/submissive fantasy scenario in which he “makes? you do it, or you “make? him submit to it. One thing is certain -- the men who like anal stimulation like it a lot, and for many of these men, prostate stimulation can turn an orgasm into an unforgettable experience. But wait -- ass class is still in session: the perineum stretches from the base of the testicles to the anus, where it is no longer perineum and definitely ass. It has some hair, either a light, downy covering, or[...]

Guess what -- I'm back. It's been quite a ride during the break, and thank you for sticking around (or welcome back if you took a break as well). This new episode has me taking you on a tour of male sexual anatomy for pleasure. From front door to back, I explain physiology and pleasure, and what parts like to be touched, and how.
This podcast is also a textcast: click the center of your iPod's
trackwheel three times to read the text as you listen to me talk.* * * * * * *Male pleasure podcastThe System: Penis, Testicles, Pelvis, Anus: Prostate in the CenterContrary to marketing stereotypes, men cannot be stimulated to orgasm with horsepower, touchdowns or swimsuit editions -- the wick of Eros may be lit above the shoulders, but it glows at crotch level, thank you very much. You might think that it's a simple affair, that like all of its correspondingly yawn-worthy phallic allegories of guns and hoses, getting a guy off is as simple as "unzip fly, aim, and shoot". But as we'll see, a cigar isn't always a cigar, and not only is the male pleasure system deliciously connected and complex, but the packaging is exciting, versatile, and rejoices in delightful deviance. Men’s genitals all begin from the same stuff in utero (a la the fetal genital ridge), but as a boy grows into the uniqueness that is him, his parts grow with him and become as unique to him as his face and fingerprints. But though there are infinite variations, what you will generally encounter when you slide the man out of his Calvins is: a penis (circumcised or not), a scrotal sack containing two testicles, and pubic hair that usually covers the mound over the pubic bone, the base of the penis, the testicles, and the perineum (from the base of the balls to the anus). The skin on the pubic mound, the perineum, and the anus is similar in texture to the skin on the rest of his body, but usually a different shade. It deepens and changes in color as it reaches the base of the penis and the scrotum. The darker skin is softer and thinner than the skin on the rest of his body.There are many nice things about penises -- especially that each man has his very own. Penises come in a variety of shapes and sizes. The range of sensation, size and responsiveness is also different for each man and depends on various factors -- so rule number one is that you can’t predict anything based on the way a penis looks. They also vary greatly in size, both in flaccid (soft) and erect (hard) states. The size of a man’s soft penis is not a reliable gauge of its erect state, or attitude once fully hard; it could have the body of a supermodel but the brain of a… supermodel. It could be Clark Kent, Dr. Jekyll, Diana Prince… Powers of transformation aside, the base of the penis sprouts from the pubic mound, which is usually covered with hair—it can be thick as a forest, or thin and barely there. The skin covering the pubic bone (or pubic mound) is generally fleshier than any of the skin surrounding it, and the mound is where the skin begins to deepen in color as it meets the base of the [...]

Something I haven't announced is that I just quit editing the Best Women's Erotica series -- so the one I'm working on (2008) will be my last. The 2007 version has to be one of the best erotica anthologies I've ever done (or read, if that's not too vain), and the powerful stories speak for themselves. Tonight I read the final story in BWE 07, by one of my favorite erotica authors Rachel Kramer Bussel -- a very intense sexual encounter with lots of sweet rough play and spanking -- called Animals. Makes me wish my lovers weren't hundreds of miles away.

Yay! It's been a few months -- and for that I'm sorry. Hardware issues, software issues, the flu, travel, a book deadline that I think might kill me by next week... and as all of you know, this podcast is a labor of love; I make no money from it so I do it when I can. It's been so long, I have a backlog of material, so expect more soon. Thank you for all of your emails of love and support (and teasing). Now, on with the show:

In this episode, I read "Picture Perfect" by Donna George Story. This excerpt from Taboo: Forbidden Fantasies for Couples just got purchased for Italian translation (congrats Donna!), and centers around a woman's first-time shaving experience. Oh -- and a video camera and a few exhibitionistic twists. Yummy!

This is pretty amazing -- Open Source Sex
has been nominated for The 2006 Weblog Awards under the category "Best
Podcast". Not just best sex podcast, or best female podcast -- it's
being taken seriously as a podcast, period! OSS is competing against a
variety of others, including the Slate Magazine Daily Podcast, This
American Life and (ahem) Search the Scriptures Daily.

Haloween erotica live from Dolores Park in San Francisco -- on Halloween! Nestled between two hollowed-out trees at the top of the hill with my iBook, I have a great view of the city while I read Masquerade Ball by Xavier Action. There's a bit of wind, some barky dogs, and a MUNI goes by, but it's a lot of fun to read live from the park -- where I'm writing this and podcasting the file via wifi right now! In Masquerade Ball, the guests are required to wear masks at all times, making a surprise anonymous encounter even hotter.

Seduction and flirting, part two. In this part two, I
explain the powerful tool known as smiling, how to start a conversation, what to talk about, how to tell if they're interested in you (or not) and how to stop it when you decide you don;t like them. And -- I totally lose it cracking up laughing near the end, a sign of danger for whoever I flirt with and seduce next... These seduction and flirting podcasts are a giggly, fun and informative explanation all about flirting and seducing someone you're
interested in, whether they're a stranger or a long-term lover.
Everyone loves being seduced, and you don't need to resort to cheap
tricks or hypnotism to make a hot, fast connection.
This podcast is also a textcast: click the center of your iPod's
trackwheel three times to read the text as you listen to me talk. I
veer off the text quite a few times and crack myself up more than once,
so consider yourself warned...
Seduction and Flirting: Part Two
Smiling is a powerful thing. The easiest way to disarm, relax and intrigue a anyone is with a smile. It sounds simple and corny, but when you're flirting, a soft or slight smile dancing on your lips is an instant relaxer. A smile gives the unconscious impression that you have a great sense of humor, are approachable and that being around you is safe and indicative of a good time. Yes, a smile says all that without words. And even a light smile while talking can make you appear that much more inviting.Next time you people-watch, look around at how everyone is holding their mouths, and how it speaks volumes about your impression of them. Someone with tight unsmiling lips seems stressed, unfriendly. Another person might have a frown, or be posing with a serious mean look -- no smile here, just unapproachable people. Find people in the crowd who are smiling, laughing, or have just the tiniest hint of a smile playing around the corners of their mouths. See how they look more attractive, friendly, and sexy? We instinctively feel good around people who are smiling -- and that's just how you'll want any potential flirt-targets to feel when they look at you.A smile does indeed weave a spell around you. But you don’t need to look like Mommie Dearest walking through the subway or standing at the snack table. No, a maniacal smile will send the opposite message. You just need the tiniest smile at the corners of your mouth to look sexy, happy and open. Keep your lips closed, and gently curve the edges up in a half-smile, and this is the sexy smile you'll use when you make an entrance, stroll sexily across a room, gaze at paintings, survey the last of the snack table's cheese in a can, or anything else you happen to be doing.Our lips are one of the most suggestive, sensual erogenous zones we've got -- and right on our faces. When someone is interested in you, they'll look at your lips almost as much as your eyes. You can slyly direct them to look at yo[...]

Seduction and flirting, part one. This is a giggly, fun and informative set of podcasts all about flirting and seducing someone you're interested in, whether they're a stranger or a long-term lover. Everyone loves being seduced, and you don't need to resort to cheap tricks or hypnotism to make a hot, fast connection. In pasrt one, I explain confidence (and how to fake it), body language (with tips celebrities use to get noticed), how to make an entrance, and how to use eye contact -- even if you're really shy.This podcast is also a textcast: click the center of your iPod's trackwheel three times to read the text as you listen to me talk. I veer off the text quite a few times and crack myself up more than once, so consider yourself warned...Seduction and Flirting: Part OneYour goals don't need to be world domination or creating an army of male slaves -- though all skill levels are encouraged to apply. Perhaps you're tired of being the too-quiet one in the group and for a change you'd like to be the attention-magnet for an evening. Or maybe you're on the prowl for a down-and-dirty fling. You don't even have to dress saucy to be a first-rate flirt; your powers to attract and seduce are your own secret weapon, one that you can use to strike at any time, in any place, in any guise. This podcast will give you concrete tools to nurture your flirting powers, useful for a lifetime of being a femme (or homme) fatale flirt.Prescription for Flirt Success: ConfidenceFirst, you'll need to master the use of one secret weapon that works anywhere, anytime, and in any outfit, from stilettos to sneakers -- confidence. Like a trademark logo, confidence lets your flirt- or seduction-targets know immediately that there is something special about you, and acts like a homing-beacon for interested parties. Confidence need not be brash or flashy. It can be subtle, sophisticated or powerful -- and it doesn't matter what you look like, how you really feel inside, or how klutzy you are. It is the key element of your most effective flirting techniques.Confidence, no matter who's got it, is always an act. It is a learned behavior, faked until it's second nature. Ask any exotic dancer, and she'll tell you how scared she was the first time she danced onstage naked, but she just acted confident, fooling everyone. A focus on behaving confidently helps you to keep sight of your goals while acting like the queen of the universe (even if you feel like hiding or running in tight little circles screaming), and keeps you motivated. Never pay attention to the critics in, or outside of, your head. Proceed with confidence through any room or conversation and you'll be projecting enough internal strength to make your critics disappear. But what if you don't feel confident? Don't you wish there were some pill you could take? Why can't you just *be* confident?I'm worried that I'll look ridiculous.Plan your strategi[...]

A quickie! Erotica by one of my best friends, Thomas Roche. I just had lunch with him last week and a book we worked on together just came out: I wrote Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples and asked Thomas to write erotica to go with all the fetishes and hot fetish sex techniques I explain in the book, and he came up with 6 or 7 really deliciously naughty explicit pieces, yay! So listen and enjoy a short story of his I just found laying around... "Anything I Want", about what happens when a woman makes her ass 'off limits' and then in a moment of wanton weakness tells her new boyfriend he can have anything *he* wants...

Female anatomy for pleasure! This episoide is my lecture on female genital anatomy -- not for reproduction, as in every other treatment of the topic, but instead *purely* for sexual pleasure. Learn more (and plenty of oral techniques) in my book Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus, and enjoy this textcast by reading the transcript below, or on your iPod by clicking the center trackwheel three times.See anatomical drawings and read erotica about cunnilingus on my site at: http://www.tinynibbles.com/cunmain.html* * * * * * *Female Anatomy for PleasureWe all know about reproduction -- the what and how babies are made and birthed in relation to our genitals. Even if we're fuzzy on a few details, most adult women have a pretty good idea about how our pussies work for baby-making, or at least know our way around some kind of birth control. And pretty much the majority of us have self-preserving knowledge about sexually transmitted infections and staying safe (or managing a virus, or curing an infection). The problem is, even if this information came in bits and pieces, the easy (and happy) way or through difficult learning lessons, none of this tells us how to have fun with our clits, vaginas, g-spots or even our asses. Even though the fact that playing with all of these wonderful pleasure zones might be what got us informed about troubleshooting our systems in the first place.The thing is, even if we get any type of formal education about female genitals, none of it has anything to do with pleasure -- how to make them feel oh-so-good. Chances are good that if we got any info about our pussies in school, it was in the form of illustrated internal anatomical drawings and estimates on how much we bleed a month and for how long -- then how pregnancy occurs. That's a great bit of info -- but it's missing the critical fact that this stuff feels good (which I think should come first, to explain why we'd stimulate our genitals in the first place).Erotic videos and "gentlemen's magazines" can sometimes be vaguely instructional, but viewers should be cautioned that a great deal goes into making the actresses’ and models' genitals look uniform -- including labiaplasty (plastic surgery on the labia), and liposuction of the outer lips. They routinely get a dusting of makeup and occasionally "pussy glue," a tacky gel that holds the inner labia open to the unflinching eye of the camera. Not to mention airbrushing. And as for critical life skills as smart girls, learning how to be sexually self-reliant and understand how our pleasure systems work should be at the top of the survival list.This lecture is certainly focused on our pussies, but refreshingly it has nothing to do with reproduction. Welcome to the world of pleasure-based female genital anatomy. AnatomyLook down, and the first tihng you see is the pubic mound (or mons veneris, or [...]

Prostate pleasure for couples! To celebrate my brand-new book The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Sex Toys, listen to me smilingly talk you through an intro to male anal pleasure from the "bend over boyfriend" chapter. Here, you'll find out about prostate pleasure, how couples can get started and have a lot of fun with male anal penetration, and a strap-on sex primer for couples. There's a lot more detailed info about this *delightful* sex act in the book, and you can hear hot erotica about it in Open Source Sex episodes 8, 31 and 40.This is a textcast; if you got this podcast in iTunes and want to read along (or refer back to the information later), click the center of your iPod's trackwheel three times and scroll through the text at your leisure.Also: I have a seperate feed for erotica now at http://violet.libsyn.comText for Open Source Sex 45Straight couples have reinvented anal sex, and the "Bend Over Boyfriend" phenomenon brought on by the how-to video of the same name have skyrocketed harness and dildo sales to heterosexual couples across the nation. Perhaps the fact that straight men are interested in receptive anal exploration with their female partners comes from increased awareness about prostate pleasure -- sometimes called "the male G-spot". Or maybe men are just more comfortable and confident about their sexuality and see through all the contrived myths linking male anal sex and homosexuality to make up their own minds (because not all gay men like anal sex, and being penetrated can't make someone gay no matter how much they might want it to). But most likely, because our culture talks about sex more than ever before, happy, horny and adventurous guys and gals are looking at each other's bodies like the pleasure playgrounds they were meant to be. And that's a really good thing.Have you ever wanted to turn the tables on your lover, strapping on a sexy black harness, fastening in a dildo to jut out from between your legs, just so -- and follow through with everything your new dick implies? And what would that entail, exactly; strutting around in a pair of high heels, or going all the way and dressing extra butch in a tank top and workboots? Better yet, follow all these lines of thinking to see how hot and bothered you get while stroking your new erect appendage, rubbing all over your lover's face and having them give you a blowjob -- or more when you take total control and penetrate them.Sound hot? It is. Being on the receiving end (literally) of a strap-on is just as arousing. Whether it's a power exchange fantasy, a gender-bending scenario or just the blissful sensation of feeling your lover inside you, strap-on sex has little to compare itself to.Wearing a strap-on, even if you don’t do anything with it, is an experience full of revelations and a sense of sexual giddiness th[...]

A very special female submission episode, thanks to an exclusive
story from N.T. Morley *and* exclusive, just-for-us images from my
friends Ernest Greene and Nina Hartley's new movie, othepowerofsubmission.com.
In Morley's story The New Fiancee, a bride-to-be undergoes a very
intense and decadent examination and a lesson in submission at the
hands of a powerful dominant woman, and her husband-to-be joins in the
activities. The first-time girl-girl theme is really fun here,
especially in a dominant/submissive context. This story is a little
more master-slave than the stories I usually read on Open Source Sex,
but it's a perfect fit for the very hot new Story of O movie "O The
Power of Submission", which Ernest worked really hard on and is so
excited about he sent me rough cuts from the film (!); check out the
trailer on their site.
* This video version is also a textcast; click the center of your
iPod's trackwheel to read the transcript of the story while the MP3
plays.
* There is an audio-only .MP3 version available in the previous post.
The New Fiancee
N.T. Morley
Meredith got home from work around midnight and discovered the beautiful woman sitting in the living room.
It took her a moment to register her surprise, especially given the
casual comfort with which the woman sat on the couch sipping a glass of
red wine. The woman, a strikingly tall and quite breathtaking
ivory-skinned brunette, was very dressed up -- much like Meredith
herself -- as if she were about to spend the night at the opera, or had
just finished doing so. The woman's dress, floor-length and black, was
slit on both sides almost up to her hips, revealing the full length of
the woman's shapely legs. The dress was also low-cut and showed that
the woman had quite ample endowments, quite perfect. Perhaps in her
mid-thirties, the woman was strikingly beautiful, her jet-black hair
and pale skin accenting her rather Nordic features.
"Hello," she said nervously.
"You must be Meredith," said the woman, without getting up. She
looked Meredith over, quite blatantly, not even trying to disguise the
up-and-down motion of her eyes that focused first on Meredith's face,
then slid down her body, then slowly stroked upward to rest on the
single slit in Meredith's dress -- not quite as high as that in the
strange woman's dress, but more than revealing enough to show what
shapely legs the girl had -- then continued up to take in the slight
swell of Meredith's bust, as if exploring the way her satin dress
revealed those small but perfect orbs. Meredith felt her face getting
hot as the woman's eyes lingered over her breasts, then slowly rose to
meet Meredith's ga[...]

A very special female submission episode, thanks to an exclusive story from N.T. Morley *and* exclusive, just-for-us images from my friends Ernest Greene and Nina Hartley's new movie, othepowerofsubmission.com. In Morley's story The New Fiancee, a bride-to-be undergoes a very intense and decadent examination and a lesson in submission at the hands of a powerful dominant woman, and her husband-to-be joins in the activities. The first-time girl-girl theme is really fun here, especially in a dominant/submissive context. This story is a little more master-slave than the stories I usually read on Open Source Sex, but it's a perfect fit for the very hot new Story of O movie "O The Power of Submission", which Ernest worked really hard on and is so excited about he sent me rough cuts from the film (!); check out the trailer on their site.
* This audio version is also a textcast; click the center of your iPod's trackwheel to read the transcript of the story while the MP3 plays.
* There is an explicit video slideshow version available for people who want to see more images from the film in the next post.
The New FianceeN.T. Morley
Meredith got home from work around midnight and discovered the beautiful woman sitting in the living room.
It took her a moment to register her surprise, especially given the casual comfort with which the woman sat on the couch sipping a glass of red wine. The woman, a strikingly tall and quite breathtaking ivory-skinned brunette, was very dressed up -- much like Meredith herself -- as if she were about to spend the night at the opera, or had just finished doing so. The woman's dress, floor-length and black, was slit on both sides almost up to her hips, revealing the full length of the woman's shapely legs. The dress was also low-cut and showed that the woman had quite ample endowments, quite perfect. Perhaps in her mid-thirties, the woman was strikingly beautiful, her jet-black hair and pale skin accenting her rather Nordic features.
"Hello," she said nervously.
"You must be Meredith," said the woman, without getting up. She looked Meredith over, quite blatantly, not even trying to disguise the up-and-down motion of her eyes that focused first on Meredith's face, then slid down her body, then slowly stroked upward to rest on the single slit in Meredith's dress -- not quite as high as that in the strange woman's dress, but more than revealing enough to show what shapely legs the girl had -- then continued up to take in the slight swell of Meredith's bust, as if exploring the way her satin dress revealed those small but perfect orbs. Meredith felt her face getting hot as the woman's eyes lingered over her breasts, then slowly rose to meet Meredith's[...]

"Cast of Three" by Emilie Paris, featuring a sly blowjob, tense anal sex and a delightful three-way, read from my book Sweet Life: Erotic Fantasies for Couples. This is also a textcast -- an episode you can read on your (newer) iPod and scroll through while the audio file plays. The (temporary) disadvantage to this is the hyooge block of text now clogging up the front page of my Libsyn blog, but they've assured me they're finding a solution for me. It's worth it if my experiment works -- suggestions are welcome, so let me know what you think. This is going to be fabulous for my upcoming sex ed podcasts; it'll be like getting whole chapters on your iPod! Here's how this works:
* Grab this podcast from iTunes.
* When it's playing, click the center of the clickwheel three times until you reach the "information" field. Here you can read the transcript while you listen, or you can just read it as mobile erotica on your iPod!
Cast of Three
Emilie Paris
Cast of ThreeEmilie Paris
My husband and I work at home. Jonathan is a web-master and I am a free-lance writer. Some of our friends tease us, winking as they wonder aloud if we lounge all day in silk pajamas and satin robes. If they only knew....
On a recent Friday morning, while I was speaking with one of my editors, Jonathan came into my office. His black Ben Davis were open at the fly and his unbuttoned work shirt revealed his broad chest, muscular from many hours of nightly workouts. I met his gaze and instantly understood the yearning, hungry look in his eyes. As I continued talking to Fiona, I watched Jonathan take out his cock and begin stroking it slowly, deliberately.
My editor, oblivious on the other end of the line, spoke to me of dashes and commas, of new paragraphs and run-on sentences. All the while Jon's hand worked faster on his cock, the ridge of his palm slamming against his body as skin moved on skin. That clapping sound was undeniably erotic, and I could feel a rush of heat color my cheeks. I love watching my husband jerk off. His brow furrows. His sea green eyes squeeze shut. Near the end, his head goes back, revealing the seductive line of his long neck. I can see him swallow hard, steel himself as he tries not to let loose. Then, as he approaches his peak, he talks. Murmurs, really. Nonsense words, or unfinished words. Sometimes he says my name, whispers it.
Fiona was saying it now. "Gina, are you listening?"
"Iâ��m fine," I said. "I mean, Iâ��m here. Could I--?" I was starting to say, "Could I call you back?" but Jonathan stopped me, shaking his head quickly as he took a step in my direction. He didn't want me to get off the phone.
"Could you repea[...]

I'm thrilled -- thrilled! -- about the arrival of my newest book, The Smart Girl's Guide to Porn! Tonight I thought it would be fun to read the introduction to the book, where I explain how I got to be a professional female porn reviewer and sex blogger, my sad-yet-funny trials trying to find good porn, and why --and how -- porn can be hot and lame and fun all at the same time. It's that fun, and that personal.

I hope you like it; it means a lot to me.

Check out the entire table of contents for the book in this blog post:

It's a quickie, yay! To celebrate my first book getting a Spanish translation this week, I thought I'd read from Sweet Life: Erotic Fantasies for Couples. Alison Tyler's story Sailor Boy is a delicious selection from the book, in which a girl gives her boyfriend a present for *her* birthday -- and it involves a strap-on. Yum!

Visit Alison Tyler's blog to see all the great projects she's working on (including a few with me).

More from my NPR pirate radio interview series: an interview with my best friend Thomas Roche! I get him to spill about his mad skillz with the necrophilia fetish lecture at San Francisco Sex Education (where we both teach and he's volunteered for ten years); then we digress into discussing erotica, crime writing and its seedy/inspiring erotic elements (yay tits and gunpowder!), his work as the editor at Eros Zine, and of course -- porn! We have a sweetly antagonistic friendship, and he just wrote a bunch of hot stories for my upcoming sex guidebook Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples.

Also:
NPR is a community not-for-profit volunteer organization and they're
hosting my filthy dirty interviews for free. They're having a hard time
coming up with rent for one month this summer -- it's $800 -- so if you
can spare ten bucks, please donate it to NPR!

In the ongoing interview series I'm doing at NPR, this has to be one of my very favorite interviews *ever*. Just listen to me talk to Pink and White Productions' Shine Louise Houston and see if you can't resist laughing -- Shine is the producer, director and creator behind what is one of the hottest, most authentic lesbian porn companies around, and it's all DIY, indy porn. Listen and see what I mean; Shine talks about why fluffy-haired long-fingernailed "lesbians" in regular porn just don't seem to reflect how girls are having sex with each other (really?), amazing behind the scenes tales of fisting and female ejaculation on the set of her cult hit porn film The Crash Pad, what's in her future and all about that crazy party I went to a week ago... She invited me to a party, things got out of hand with fists and lesbian porn stars and bread products and I took pictures... So much fun. Look at all the images I shot at that wild party in these two galleries: Pink and White Party; More Pink and White Party. But really, listen to the podcast and see how we crack ourselves up so bad about stuffing loaves where bread has never been before that we make actual snorting noises.MP3 not enough for you? Watch and listen with the video slideshow version of this podcast at:http://media.libsyn.com/media/violetblue/open_source_sex_38.m4vPlease note: there is an extra 6-7 minutes of music on the end of this podcast from the local 30-piece Extra Action Marching Band. I left it on there for a little something different; skip it if you hate it.Also: NPR is a community not-for-profit volunteer organization and they're hosting my filthy dirty interviews for free. They're having a hard time coming up with rent for one month this summer -- it's $800 -- so if you can spare ten bucks, please donate it to NPR!
* * * * * *
My podcast defiles whole-wheat baguettes at Libsyn.com
Violet Blue: tinynibbles.com
Click here to launch iTunes: Open Source Sex[...]

An interview with Tristan Taormino! Part of the NPR radio series of interviews I'm doing -- this time, Tristan called in from rainy Brooklyn, New York to tell us how to prepare for first-time anal sex, all about enemas (!), anal sex and pregnancy, her new Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 2nd ed. (and all the cool new information in it), her extremely hot video House of Ass and her new contract at Vivid Video to make explicit educational movies! We covered a lot of ground and could've talked for another half-hour, for sure. These interviews are done in a storefront window in the "hip" Mission district here in SF, so imagine the looks I got when people walked by and heard "anal orgasms" coming from the speakers...

Michael Soldier -- one year later! The first interview I did with Michael a year ago (almost to the day) was really popular, so I thought it would be fun to bring him back. Hilarious, crazy stories from our favorite erotic masseuse and gay porn star, including on-set fluffing tidbits, why a local SF Supervisor called Michael a nasty word in front of a huge crowd and John Waters (hint: it has to do with naked jumprope and a Santa hat), and more. This is in the NPR interview series I'm doing for the next few weeks, so the format sounds different than my usual podcast, which is a nice change.

A compelling interview with Adam Zimbardo, MFT, a 16-year veteran from San Francisco Sex Information and the front lines of nationwide anonymous sex advice; a sobering state of the nation address on sex ed in America. Do you have safe sex? No one is -- so now what do we do? Listen to our interview, which manages to be funny and intense at the same time. This is on NPR, so the format sounds different than my usual podcast, which isn't such a bad thing...

One long story -- a quickie, with benefits! Saskia Walker graciously permitted me to read her hot story, "Richard's Secret" from Taboo: Forbidden Fantasies for Couples. In it, a couple share a very kinky sex slave for a night (with a twist), including explicit bisexuality, cunnilingus, bondage, male submission and much more.

How do *you* taste? Taste of a man and taste of a woman -- this is my lecture all about the tastes and scents to be found between the thighs, and how to make yourself taste yummier, naturally. I'm getting ready for a new semester of lectures at SFSI and thought this would be a nice, er, warmup! Especially with the lovely photo (in the MP3 file) by Siege @ nerve.com. Read oodles more about oral sex in my Ultimate Guide to Fellatio and Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus.

As per the directions in the podcast, here are the ingredients for the Super Spunk Smoothie (it works with all genders) -- drink for three days and avoid the things I mention in the podcast, though skipping asparagus is a no-brainer...

Quickie that turned into a not-so-quickie: "A Recent Favorite" by... me. This story is a very explicit fictionalized fantasy written as a series of emails between two women: one dominant, and one very bratty. Suzanne Ramsey writes her mistress Natasha a fantasy detailing their first meeting, full of willful disobedience, hair-pulling, a harsh spanking on more than one sensitive body part, forced oral sex and a near-catfight in the final consumation of their relationship.

Quickie: "The First Stroke" by Erica Dumas, from my new book Lips Like Sugar: Women's Erotic Fantasies. Here, a woman tries out her new strap-on and takes control with her boyfriend for the very first time. Yum.

When I Make You Say No by Julia Price. It's a quickie short story from my *brand new book* Lips Like Sugar: Women's Erotic Fantasies. (w00t!) I felt that the women's fantasy genre needed a serious update, and this story is a terrific example of the book: it's one long, hot, tense oral encounter where the female narrator gets off by pushing her macho boyfriend to his limits. Such a turn-on. Enjoy!

Unsafe sex products! This is the audio version of a new page you'll see in my website's left sidebar, labeled "unsafe". It's required reading for all sex shoppers; I explain sex products that can hurt you, how they work (or don't work) and why novelty companies make products that can harm you. You'll never want to use Anal-Eze, you'll freak out about Nonoxynol-9 and you might want to upgrade your toy collection.

My too-long hiatus from a sore throat is ended with Cate Robertson's "Just Watch Me, Rodin", an intense story about an edgy modern girl's compelling power-exchange relationship with a male artist -- from Best Women's Erotica 2006. This is one of my favorite stories of the year (so far), rife with erotic tension, full character development, a woman who willingly plays rough with her own boundaries, a tough man calling the shots, and explicit kinky sex. Yum.

Tie me up? How about bondage and kink for the rest of us...! You don't need to know complicated knots or BDSM lingo to have a hot time tying up your sweetie and having fun with them, so here I talk about what nasty and sweet things you can do do with someone who's all tied up -- ice cubes to oral sex and beyond. And I have *a lot* of fun ideas. Then, to get you in the mood I read a really delicious light bondage and first time anal sex story from Alison Tyler's Best Bondage Erotica. Also, I had an energy drink before the podcast, so decide for yourself if podcasting, hot sex talk, and energy drinks mix, or are a lethal combination...

Last quickie of 2005! A special story just for tonight: "Naked New Year" by Dante Davidson -- including hot public sex in the cool night air, delicious oral sex and an unusual spanking technique. Happy New Year everyone -- and thank you for listening, and for all of your warmth and heartfelt support. It's been quite a year, and I feel like you and I, dear listeners, are doing something really amazing here. Image: Siege @ Nerve.com.

Hot holiday smut: the down and dirty edition. From The Merry XXXmas Book of Erotica by Alison Tyler -- "Santa's Favorite Elf" by Molly Laster, with spanked feminine behinds and spontaneous lesbian exhibitionism; "Trimming The Tree" by Alex Mendra, featuring handcuffs and forced blowjobs; and N.T. Morley's "Christmas Morning", including a very unusual sex toy as a prelude to intense anal sex. Happy holidays!

On a cold San Francisco night, I read "Sperm Bank Teller" by Polly Enmity, from Best Sex Writing 2005. When I found out that someone I knew not only works in a really dysfunctional local sperm bank -- but that she also regularly has sex with "donors" -- I asked her to write about it for my book. It's all real and all true, from the bizarre way donors are screened to the blowjobs in the donors' rooms.

Cozy up with some hot holiday erotica! Reading from Alison Tyler's brand-spanking-new The Merry XXXmas Book of Erotica, I dish out two explicit gems starring, well... holiday erotica anti-heroes, if you will. In "Here Comes Santa", a young woman escapes her crazy family and finds solace in a local sex toy store, buying herself a *big* holiday gift. In "'Tis The Season", an office worker with a very negative holiday attitude gets an attitude adjustment on his knees in the supply closet at the hands of a surprising blonde... Slightly snarky, hip, and fun stuff -- just what the season calls for.

With a little nervousness and a lot of enthusiasm, I have a late night call with adult film legend and pro-sex, pro-porn sex educator Nina Hartley. We discuss how US obscenity laws are like organized crime tactics; her delicious new film "Nina Hartley's Guide to Erotic Bondage" that bends the rules of romance, bondage and sex; her amazing upcoming book and the roads that led her to becoming a pleasure activist; how she deals with anti-porn detractors and much much more.

Enjoy this explicit how-to lecture on threesomes! Learn how to make them happen, avoid jealously, what to do when you're all naked together, where and how to find people to play with, and what to say to get everything started... And what to do when things don't turn out the way you'd planned. All this, plus lightly cheesy erotica by Alison Tyler and music by my beloved friend, Tim North.

In this video verison, images are by the amazing erotic/fashion photographer Siege (Daily Siege @ Nerve.com, claytoncubitt.com, operationeden.blogspot.com). His three-and four-way, sex toy filled photo adventures are perfect for this explicit how-to lecture on threesomes. Learn how to make them happen, avoid jealously, what to do when you're all naked together, where and how to find people to play with, and what to say to get everything started... And what to do when things don't turn out the way you'd planned. All this, plus lightly cheesy erotica by Alison Tyler and music by my beloved friend, Tim North.

This is the same audio as Open Source Sex 19, but as an MP3 audio file for those whose iPods and MP3 players won't allow MPEG-4 files. The first of two podcasts about threesomes, I begin by introducing the popular and much-requested topic, then read two explicit stories to get you in the mood for OSS #20, where I'll give the finer points about how to actually engineer more than two bodies coming together... and coming. In this installment, enjoy Emilie Paris' "James Dean, One Thousand Bucks and a Long Summer Night" where a couple pick up a male prostitute; then in "The Fifth Day" by Ayre Riley, a married woman seduces a handsome painter and gets more than she bargained for... which totally delights her husband, who joins in the fun. Both of these stories have a hell of a twist, and both are from my book Taboo: Forbidden Fantasies for Couples.

A podcast experiment in more ways than one! If it works, you should be able to watch a slideshow of images by Samantha Wolov, paired nicely with the topic of... threesomes. The first of two podcasts about this extremely popular topic, I begin by introducing the subject and then reading two explicit threesome stories to get you in the mood for the next podcast, where I'll give the finer points about how to actually engineer more than two bodies coming together... and coming. In this installment, enjoy Emilie Paris' "James Dean, One Thousand Bucks and a Long Summer Night" where a couple pick up a male prostitute; then in "The Fifth Day" by Ayre Riley, a married woman seduces a handsome painter and gets more than she bargained for... which totally delights her husband, who joins in the fun. Both of these stories have a hell of a twist, and both are from my book Taboo: Forbidden Fantasies for Couples.

Please note: it's my first experiment with images and there's only one 5 minute set of Wolov's work...

Halloween erotica! In Zombie Love by Elizabeth Colvin, a 'hapless innocent' is sweetly defiled and enjoys some spread-eagled, deep throat action at the hands of her zombie boyfriend; and in Creatures of the Night by Thomas Roche, San Francisco's Castro Halloween celebration yeilds a wicked game of cops and lawbreaking, orally-fixated criminals.

Returning from a Hurricane Katrina induced absence to answer one of the many excellent questions from the Fetishes podcast (Open Source Sex 16). "How do I know if I have a fetish, or just an interest in somehting?" After, I read a delicious erotic short story by Thomas Roche. "Curtain Call" is a woman's experience masturbating to an imgainary audience to her favorite porn, but when she thinks her fantasy might be becoming reality, things get... hot. Read with permission from Naughty Stories From A to Z by my pal Alison Tyler.

Returning from a bout with the flu, I present a lecture I usually give to San Francisco Sex Information hotline students all about the strange, bizarre, sexy and fascinating world of sexual fetishes -- with a special focus on making fetish sex hot. But first, we open with some small talk to get you in the mood and a few interesting words about democratic sex education by Minx from the podcast Polyamory Weekly.

Beginning with a little bit about sex podcasting, I also talk about being interviewed by Newsweek and the Wall Street Journal, with a funny Newsweek anecdote; then I read the as-previously-promised Antiques Roadshow smut by author Dante Davidson. Just more erudite porn for your discerning ears...

Back safe from my non-relaxing trip to London, you might as well call me little Miss Ranty McRant in this podcast; I talk about landing right when the tube is blown up, then talk about the iTunes sex podcast issues, rant about a porn magazine, then read some erotica that gets my temperature up...

This is the second of three "Porn Chat With Violet Blue" shows, when
Neighborhood Public Radio pirated a local frequency in commemoration of the FCC's rulings on Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nipple slip, and since they were calling it their "NPR Indecency Series" they asked me to come on and host my own show for a few weekends. To make it as indecent as possible I interviewed Best Gay Male Porn Performer 2004 Michael Soldier -- and it was dirty, dirty, and fun. I asked multi-award winning sex performer Michael what you need to do to get ready to "do" porn, how to shoot the biggest loads, all about his weird experiences as a gay male erotic masseuse and much much more.

Listen to a pirate radio interview I did recently with Jack Shamama, a porn scriptwriter who also works over at gaypornblog.com. A local group called Neighborhood Public Radio pirated a local frequency in commemoration of the FCC's rulings on Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nipple slip, and since they were calling it their "NPR Indecency Series" they asked me to come on and host my own show for a few weekends. This is the first of three "Porn Chat With Violet Blue" shows, where I interview Jack about what you have to do to write a porn script, safe sex ignorance in porn and much much more. We had a blast, especially since the show was done in a storefront window in a busy San Francisco neighborhood, with huge speakers blasting our conversation out onto the street -- we had a huge crowd, and motorists were slowing down to listen. Oh, and the awards we talk about in the interview: he won best screenplay.

I'm in the mood for more naughty, funny erotica, just like the last podcast. I got quite a response about the last show, especially from Europeans with white trash, american southern accent fetishes, hmmm. It's a beautiful world. This time you'll get to hear me mangle a Finnish accent into a bloody lifeless pulp, but the boobs and lesbian tongue-kisses will hopefully keep you distracted! Tonight I'll be reading a piece by a regular contributor to a few of my books, a local writer named Xavier Acton -- his piece is about a hapless telemarketer who takes one for the team when he mistakenly calls a -- well, I'll just let you find out. After, I'll read a porno retelling of Hansel and Gretel done LA lesbian style, called Anja and Greta, by new writer Erin Sanders.

** Also -- hooray; after this archive is the end of my crappy sound problems!

Here, with a (hopefully) adorably stuffy nose, I introduce Thomas Roche and he reads one of his funniest porn pieces ever -- Phone Sex, which perfectly describes the torment of wanting to jack off to porn really bad but porn sucks so bad you can't. Then I read another favorite by Thomas, called Panty Trick -- and the mail about it is so positive, I won't give away the hilarity and outrageousness of the piece, you'll just have to listen for yourself.

I was going to podcast the first three chapters of N.T. Morely's The Castle, but I decided, hey, 'tis the season -- I've got some really hot holiday erotica. Check out two dirty stories about couples that cook up some very naughty holiday surprises in stories by Ayre Riley and Xavier Acton.

This one was done in my echoey kitchen, so sorry that it sounds like I was on a speakerphone! My voice is still rough from holiday parties, but maybe you'll think it's kind of sexy. Two stories: Best-selling author Alison Tyler wrote us a very explicit short story that details the red-hot fantasy of giving head to a total stranger in a piece called simply, Yeah . The next story is a Thomas Roche favorite called Slamdance, where a night in a punk club turns into an unforgettable, heated tryst in a bathroom stall for two punk girls that discover lust at first sight.