A tool invented by an unknown scientest that reads how gay a person is. It is measured in Fruit Baskets and when it reaches 50 then you will be haunted by Liberachi. If it doesn't read anything than we should party.

You: Yo man get away from me my Gay Meter is reading 65.Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?You:No but your mom saw me in her bed last night!