Impeccable alien life form that will take over and destroy Earth with her fabulosity Lupita Nyong’o DID THE THING, Y’ALL. Lupita topped my best-dressed list easily, because 85% of the SAG attendees either looked basic as hell or straight-up terrible. But even without grading on a curve, this is one of my favorite red carpet looks of all time. And, continuing to prove that she does everything better than everyone, she chose a mini version of this look for the SAG after-parties:

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Like, COME ON. That is the most brilliantly divalicious move of ALL TIME. “No, no, that gown is too hard to dance in and I really want Jared Leto to be able to take my clothes off with ease after this party. Can’t Elie Saab just whip me up an identical version of my red carpet gown? Oh, they can, because I am basically God? Awesome.” (That gown and this dress were actually shown together in Elie Saab’s collection, but let’s just pretend they made it just for Lupita to get wasted in, because that’s so much more fun.)

Runner-Up: JULIANNE MOOREgown by Givenchy, jewelry by Chopard

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Perfect color. Perfect beading. Perfect jewelry. All on this goddamn American treasure. Julianne Moore is 54 years old and at the TOP of her motherfucking game, both in terms of style and career. There is no stopping this woman.

The Emmas, both Stone and Watson, are the queens of bringing pseudo-menswear to a formal red carpet place. And I for one am always on board, mostly because it is quite nice to break up the endless sea of bold red gowns and flimsy white dresses that are epidemics at events like these. As is often the case with unique silhouettes, I wasn’t actually all that sold on this from the front angle (though, of course, I liked the pocket), but the side glance did it for me:

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Glam and interesting. Sure, it’s a sheer skirt tacked onto a tuxedo jacket, but as far as I’m concerned, that’s a point in its favor. Also: ear cuff game is on point.

This is sleek and chic and lovely, but it says a lot about how terrible the fashion at this event was overall, that this look is getting placed so high up on this list. I’m a fan of Sarah Paulson’s sometimes-quirky fashion choices, and I like her badass bracelets, but this wasn’t exactly revolutionary.

LENNY KRAVITZ suit by Saint Laurent

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Only Panem’s greatest stylists get to hit up black-tie events in sunglasses and no ties. Bow down to Cinna, bitches.

NATALIE DORMERgown by Naeem Khan, jewelry by Kimberly McDonald

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That is some mightily basic bitch hair, but at least Queen Margaery’s gown has a little bit of interest (color! print! what new, strange concepts!) to it. And she’s not making that “I’m currently eating a lemon but only on one side of my face” face, so that’s a victory all by itself.

REESE WITHERSPOONgown by Giorgio Armani, jewelry by Harry Winston

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Yeah, yeah, she looks gorgeous and whatever, but I am so goddamn tired of all these plain white gowns that have been infecting awards season. Again: COLOR. PRINT. It’s not that hard, you guys.

He: can wear color like no other man on earth. She: was the only person at this event to take a basic Donna Karan gown and make it look like something special. Well, a little bit special, anyway. Maybe just “spec.”

RASHIDA JONES gown by Emanuel Ungaro

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This is basically terrible. It’s this high up on the list because it doesn’t look like half the other gowns on the red carpet, and I award dresses that keep me awake more than anything else because it saves me money on coffee, but this is a mess. The print is cool, but that light-blue trim really cheapens this look. And Rashida could have still made the gown work in a formal setting if she had amped up the hair and jewelry, but aside from a lovely pair of earrings, she failed there too.

NAOMI WATTSgown by Balenciaga, jewelry by Bulgari

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I’m already asleep.

EMILIA CLARKEgown by Donna Karan, jewelry by Cartier

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Khaleesi, you are not a 70-year-old actress getting her lifetime achievement award, so stop fucking dressing like one.

SOFIA VERGARA gown by Donna Karan

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It’s not blowing my mind, but it’s not a mermaid shape. For Sofia Vergara, that’s about as much as I can possibly hope for.

NATASHA LYONNE gown and purse by Proenza Schouler

I hate the dirty gutter water color, and the length doesn’t really make any sense to me. It’s a shame, because I think the neckline and sleeves of this gown are extraordinary. I would have loved to see it in eggplant or cranberry, and in a length that actually works for her.

KALEY CUOCO gown by Romona Keveza

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Your dress is boring and your Kate Gosselin hair is embarrassing. (Fun fact: This may be the only thing I’ve ever said about Kaley Cuoco, but I don’t give a shit about her enough to actually check.)