This shirt — emblazoned with the words "Hogan Can't Drift" basically says it all about everyone's favorite p***y-magnet boy-racing pro-wrestler spawn. The bigger question is, "what's that car the 'model' is leaning against?" JDM RX-7? MR2? You tell us. All we know is if we still had a Gawker t-shirt store this totally would have been the latest Jalopnik t-shirt — but only in one color. And it wouldn't be red. [ImportBible]