Groverat is certainly a fine, handsome man, wi' a keen wit and unflinching principles, but he disnae hae a HUGE RED BEARD. I daresay he'll be putting that richt in the near future though wi' a wee bit mare growth and some ginger hair dye. Mark my words gentlemen; if ye want tae get ahead in life; attract the grooviest o' chicks; hae the ear o' kings, princes and statesmen and excercise unlimited power, ye must hae a huge beard.

A... A...Whit?! Och man, man - mah wee saut tears are fair running aff the ends o' my ginger Mc-tache and intae my Photoshop box. How could ye suggest sic a thing? Am I no' the very epitome o' Scottishness? A restless spirit on a briney breeze, torn frae the cerulean Caledonian skies. A single malt o' a man. A man wha could oot Scotticise Sir Sean; oot-Shuggle Sir James Shand in his mare shuggly accordion playing days and oot-Saltirise St Andrew himsel'! A laddie wha micht even come within a wee ace o' oot-Conflagrating Mr Robert Burns on the odd occasion (especially when penning my romantic verse tae Bonnnie Katherine; one time forum-fatale o' these very boards) . A man wha - in the course o' his diverse wastelries and vagabond pursuits has trod the roads and the miles (and I could walk 500 hundred mare) o' this betartaned country. Excuse me while I awa and hae a wee greet ahint the ootdoor cludgie roond the side o' my wee but-and-ben. I'll be okay in a wee meenit or twa. Ochone...

ps... Mr Powerdoc. I suspect that isnae really you in that photie. I believe that you are actually Mr Sacha Distel and that ye are at this very moment gambling vast fortunes on the beach at St Tropez.

Ye are very gracious and I appreciate the offer o' the McE-liot claymore as my ain's a wee bit blunt frae slicin' intae the sixpences in the clootie dumpling, choppin' the firewid, pub brawls and ither domestic chores.

ps... Mr Powerdoc. I suspect that isnae really you in that photie. I believe that you are actually Mr Sacha Distel and that ye are at this very moment gambling vast fortunes on the beach at St Tropez.</strong><hr></blockquote>

[quote]Originally posted by TigerWoods99:
<strong>Is it me or does groverat look about 45?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No, Groverat have a great amount of Testosterone and must keep care of his hairs (Sorry Grover but i think that Tigers think that you are old because of your hairs ), but obviously is not 45 (but i agree he appears and is very mature). But i will say that Sir Mac of the Isles look like a Quadra (the natural age for a mighty Sir of the Isles )
If you want to see the age of someone, You have to look at specific things : the position of the eyebrow, the evelids, the mental regions, the oval of the face ....

PS : where is your picture : we want to see your picture while playing Golf of course !

Wi' astute professional discernment ye have correctly assessed my age, but I wid jist like tae point oot that although I am a Quadra I still hae the peripherals o' a PPC.</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

Nobody here will have the insolence to negate the greatness of your power, ô mighty Sir of the isles.

[quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:
<strong>just make them uglier.. untill they post themselves</strong><hr></blockquote>Perhaps like that mutant Leonis/Aki job I did in the other thread? Ah! Excellent idea. Mua ha ha ha ha...

Okay! Forgive me for being a late bloomer, but I JUST found this thread. After reading Jamie and eman go at each other, I just HAD to join in! I sent my pics and my home page is <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/gambit23" target="_blank">http://homepage.mac.com/gambit23</a> I model, mofos! Where you at NOW??? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

[quote]Originally posted by Gambit:
<strong>Okay! Forgive me for being a late bloomer, but I JUST found this thread. After reading Jamie and eman go at each other, I just HAD to join in! I sent my pics and my home page is <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/gambit23" target="_blank">http://homepage.mac.com/gambit23</a> I model, mofos! Where you at NOW??? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>