A/N: Okay, I can explain. I had exams, okay! Big, end of year ones. So don't judge. My time on the computer was VERY limited. But I'm back now… for like two weeks and then it's the summer, so no school.

Look, I don't make the seasons, okay?

Anyway, I'll get to the REAL stuff now.

Again, no offence to Londoners or old people.

New Peeps:

Gwigger: Our ginger dude friend

Potato: (I think you guys already know him but I can't remember) Prince's best friend and our friend.

In a writing workshop:

Me: (farts) TEEHEE

Prongs: You disgusting child.

Me: But I'm a boy, okay?

Prongs:

Me:

Prongs: …I don't even know how to respond to that.

At Lunch:

Me: I really don't like the sun.

Moony: Me neither. I don't like the rain either.

Me: ME TOO!

Moony: We just don't like weather in general.

Me: We sound like old people. Or Londoners. One of the two.

In the Library:

(Blondie walks past me and Moony talking to le M Crew)

Blondie: … so he looked like my cousin and talked like my cousin. He practically WAS my cousin, except he wasn't.

In Science:

(Outside planting stuff)

Li'l K: (comes up to JC with a water can and a threatening look on his face)

JC: AAAAAAAH! (takes off sprinting around the building)

Teacher: (Walks outside) Why is JC running away?

Dumblymort: He got scared.

Teacher: By who, Nero?

Me: WHY DO YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME IT WAS ME?

In Drama:

Teacher: I'm going to turn the lights out so it'll be dark, okay?

(turns out lights)

Boy: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

Me: NO SHIT, BRO!

In Social Studies:

(A/N: For the past week, JC has had a husky voice and it's super sexy. He's had it since he got the flu.)