First, this pic is old and therefore past the expiration date of being lameworthy. Second, Twilight haters have no imagination. Third, I can imagine a hundred unspeakable things I would like a sparkly, rich vampire to do to me, none of which I share with someone in the age demographic those books are actually geared towards.

The only good thing about the first picture is that there was no glitter or sparkling involved. Although I don’t know why they didn’t just go all out and dress up as Stephenie Meyer. The kids are okay with dressing up as books, I’m sure they’d be up for some drag.

The second one is win. The thought of Bella with four blades makes my heart sing, and also makes me wonder how she lasted four whole books.

I have no problem with pale, beautiful/handsome vampires. That’s been done ever since Dracula. I have no problem with homosexual vampires. Anne Rice did that one. I can even stand vamps that can go out in the day and drink animal blood. Cirque du Freak and Vampire: the Masquerade both had those. However, I get annoyed when I don’t have to fear that the vampire in question will suck my blood, but that I will go blind if I look at him/her when the sun comes out.

Of course, this might be tolerable if the book didn’t read on a third grade level. Or perhaps if Bella was an actual character. If I want to project myself into a fantasy world, I’ll pop in a video game.

I’ll admit I enjoy reading steaming piles of decaying fecal matter from time to time, so it’s conceivable that I could possibly enjoy Twilight if not for one completely unforgivable transgression: no matter how vampires had been changed in the past, they were always BAMFs before Stephanie Meyer came along. If I’m going to read books or watch movies about vaginas interacting, you can bet they’ll be rated X or above.

That woman threatened to eat those kids if they didn’t wear it and smile. I feel so sorry for them.
As for the Bella razors? Nvm how smooth her legs are after, imagine how f’ing hairy they get! Or you know, whenever you want to pretend you have a vampire boyfriend, 4 blades are so much better for cutting your jugular.

Yes, because everyone knows boys ALWAYS make better costumes then THAT! Girls are so terrible at costume making.

I am the sort of person who doesn’t care if you spend your Saturday nights reading Twilight while listening to Justin Bieber’s new song just before curling up with your dildo for a romantic evening, but, seriously, the commercialism is outrageous. Why do we need a Twilight themed EVERYTHING?

I’ve never had the zill to zatch twilight… but why why oh why would you spend the extra 2€ or whatever to have twilight themed razors over standard and more widely accepted in society; orange bics? Hanging my head in desperation….

No mention that the Twilight razors came out long before the book, or the Bella is simply beautiful in Spanish?
Actually, what bothers me the most is the Soliel twilight razor.
Soleil means sun, and Twilight…
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Could be considers a reference to Midnight Sun.
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Those aren’t print-outs of the covers; at most, they were (poorly-done) hand-drawn copies. (Sorry; I’ve now hit my limit on hyphenated words for the day.) Anything else would have been copyright infringement. Not that I think Stephanie Meyers’s lawyers surf facebook for infractions, but you never know.