The new world of parenthood is fraught with perils. Is he breathing? Is he eating enough? Is he hot or do I just have on too many layers? Etcetera, etcetera. What kills me is that there are so many unimaginable horrors and then just when you think you are safe, you look into buying your baby a toy chest and you are informed that toy chests are extremely dangerous. Is there suddenly a new generation of moron kids? I have never heard of this and I'm shocked. I'm also quite shocked that you can actually spend $500 on a toy chest, no excuse me, $4000.00! Apparently there is a new generation of moronic parents!