Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

I have sympathy for you, OP. My town has an abnormal amount of those fuckers and they fly in a line in the sky around 200 ft long. Anytime someone sees them, they all know to duck and cover instinctively XD