How the Other Half Live

Nestling in one of those soccer pull-outs you get nestling in the Monday tabloid press is a lovely little snippet that perfectly illustrates the great divide between those who watch our sport and those who entertain us.

Michael Owen, a perennial injury victim this season, has tweeted about the incessant rain that has been falling this weekend,

"This rain is relentless; my stream is running faster than I have ever seen."

A stream!

My wife would die for a stream in our garden instead of the B&Q water feature that sits proudly on our miniscule lawn!