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How about a henna tattoo?

Separate M&Ms by color and plow through… well, eat them all.

Tromp around the house speaking like Julia Child for an hour. It’s like the weirdest ab workout ever. It’s cool. No one is watching.

Take pictures of your grumpy cat and then surround that picture in little colored hearts using the Picfx app.

Bourbon.

Go steal a stuffed grape leaf from the Whole Foods salad bar. Not that I’ve ever done this… I’ve just heard from people that it’s delicious (despite being illegal).

Put something in the oven. Next week: Roasted Plums.

Google image search cellphone pictures of Natalie Portman’s wedding… or whatever. I mean, it’s not like I’ve done that or anything.

Flip through a copy of the new issue of Got a Girl Crush. It’s an awesome look at awesome ladies (just like us!). It’s inspired and divine (just like us!). It’s beautifully put together (just like us!). ps. if you don’t want to splurge for a hard copy, you can flip through a free pdf.

Make a dance video for your best friend. Yes, that’s me. No there’s no link to the video. I’m not ready for that sort of exposure just yet. Too soon.