Manchester City may well be out of the Champions League after their display against FC Barcelona, and fans of the blue half of Manchester have to look no further than to the Argentinian defender, Martin Demichelis for reasons for their loss.

He hasn’t had the best reputation since making the switch from Atletico Madrid to the Sky Blues in the summer transfer window, but even manager Manuel Pellegrini probably didn’t see these performances coming – and he knew what terrible pace the defender had after managing successfully in La Liga for a few years.

Naturally, Twitter has responded to the call for a pop culture response to the situation with users chipping in with their submissions for things that are faster than Demichelis.