Just the thing to take to that RipCon, where you never know if you will meet a recalcitrant beverage bottle, or down the pub!

Don't wear your heart on your sleeve - wear it in your pocket instead with one of these snappy licensed-merchandise keyring tools. Show everyone where YOU hang out every time you open a cold one.

Blood-red (naturally!) anodized aluminium, with the JTRForums logo engraved thereon in pure white, these lightweight combo tools make the perfect gift for a Ripperologist or other hard-to-buy-for folk. Besides, they're cheap, and that's what really matters.

1 - $5
3 - $10
7 - $20

Your purchase will help support the site and make possible a bigger and better JTRForums (and help keep the advertising at bay). Besides, Howard has self-esteem issues and will really appreciate your purchase.

To order, please contact Howard Brown by email or PM. We will soon provide a PayPal link with which these transactions may be conveniently completed.

Act today! Quantities are limited!

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We at last have a PayPal link to better sell you these items and to help out on Howard's parole fees. Please see attachment below for details.