Tom Cruise [Insert Movie Pun Here] Paramount!

As you may have heard, Paramount pictures dumped Tom Cruise yesterday. Thankfully, the folks who write newspaper headlines were armed and ready with some corny movie-title puns to walk us through what happened.

I’m disappointed. Cruise made more than four movies, people. Utilize them. Like:

Paramount Days Far & AwayFired (After) The Fourth Of JulyCruise Cock-Tails It Out Of ParamountAll The Wrong MovesTom Loses It For Losin’ ItTom ‘Taps’ OutMajority Reports: Get Tom Outta Here!Tom Gets The Firm GoodbyeA Few Good Men Tell Tom To Go The F**k Away