Archive for the ‘bassline’ Tag

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

Do not adjust your screen. I’m not a lesbian. No. I’m celebrity dj Paul Oakenfold™. I fuckin’ play Will Smith’s birthday parties. I fuckin’ play clubs in Ibiza where they have blow parties and Richard Gere is putting blow into hamsters and then putting the hamsters into his asshole. That’s Ibiza. That’s fucking life. But I’m not just here to talk about Richard Gere’s asshole. No way. Not today. I’m here to talk about the man from Toronto named Terror Tone. He likes to make the bass music. You probably think I only like trance or other shitty music, but I don’t just like that drivel. I also am a fan of the future garage and the bassline and the United Kingdom Funky musical style. Terror Tone’s Bad Love EP is some good ass shit in that style. But don’t take my fucking word for it, Paul Oakenfold’s word. No. Listen to it yourself AFTER THAT FUCKING JUMP and buy The Bad Love EP on the Beatport or the iTunes or the Juno Download on August 8th:

In the ocean there are crabs, there are whales and there are soundclouds. That’s it. You don’t agree? Ask a marine biologist. Damn right you don’t fuckin know one. Go back to your fucking books Poindexter while we play football. Football with what? Soundclouds from the sea. You forgot again. MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!…

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