Wednesday, July 21, 2010

While I am not God, I can assure everyone that nerds are not outed by God. But they are outed by the Phelps clan, the most retarded group of Christians I have ever heard of, for, apparently, worshiping superheroes like Superman as though they are worshiping Gods.

From the Book of Superman, Issue #12. "And Lo, Our Lord Superman flew through the skies, and the people below cheered his praise as he flew over his flock. And he did take Lois Lane, his one true love and disciple, and he kissed her fully on the mouth. And on the third day, he defeated a villain, and all was good.

Yeah, right.

Apparently, the reason they stand behind this is by taking a passage from the bible: Romans 9:13. Wanna guess what it says? "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."

Now, my only guess is that they think that Esau is the nerd. It's in fact opposite. Esau is the idiot jock who stupidly sold off his inheritance. Of course, Jacob kinda conned his brother...

Well, if anything, this just proved that, yet again, the stupid and the weak minded need no reason to hate. They just will. It does greatly tempt me to go to Comic-Con, dress up as Supergirl, convince a cosplayer dressed as Batgirl to make out with me in front of the protesters, and, this is the important part, for a group of DC fans to gather around us and "worship us" with their lusty grins.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Let me give you the short of it. A homeowner calls the cops. The cop charges in and shoots the home owner. Believing that they killed the homeowner, the officer in charge talks about covering it up. The homeowner was on the phone with 911. The tape was still rolling as the officer says "I have your back, I'll take care of it." There's no way that they could cover it up, but they don't know that.

Please, click the link. It has enough bullshit to annoy the hell out of anyone.

Monday, July 12, 2010

She apparently has done so much surgery to herself that she looks plastic. WHY would anyone want to look like someone just molded them out of modeling clay, I do not know. Compared to it, Michael Jackson looks like a failed attempt!

Sure, she is a very beautiful woman. She has everything right, pale skin, nice hair, a gorgeous bosom, thick lips... She just looks so fake, I can't believe someone would even want to look that way! How could they do that on purpose?

I think it's the boobs that do it. Those pearly white, absolutely round, gravity defying boobs. And the face doesn't help either.

I'm all for transexuals and plastic surgeries. I just cannot believe when someone makes themselves look so fake that they look ugly.

Right. Dunno what to write here. My soon to be boyfriend, the atheist Angry Monkey, keeps on ranting to me about the bullshit of the world. So I, the Christian, shall relay to the world our discussions. Sometimes he might come on and talk. Dunno how. But I shall figure out a way.

Anyway.

Yeah.

So, first off, why I started this.

Well, my soon to be boyfriend is very opinionated. And I have to sit through his rants. And listen to him. And get bored. I'd rather be reading why he's outraged instead of him telling me why. So hopefully I can ask him to send me a link of whatever is making him like this, and we can be outraged together. Because some things are filled with such shit as to anger both an atheist and a christian.

Of course, this site might also be about when we disagree on things. Like, should we wait to have sex, or is that just silly? Do people need religion or do they need to see the light? Would the world be better without the anime Saiyuki? And so on and so forth. You know, the important things!

So, as always, I shall sign off until I get more outraged about some misdeed of some sort.