Better put a block on this site so DSS won’t hold this evidence against you. If they do get you, I got dibs on the isomac and the mazzer major. We’ll take good care of your wife while you’re gone.I can picture it now . . . early in your child’s highschool pilgrimage, when she has a tolerance that could put an Irishman under the table, she’ll be pulling shots from your isomac intravenously while you blog about how many red bulls it takes to keep you awake in between meals.

As for me, as I know you’re wondering, I am thoroughly enjoying Miss Silvia. Broke down and got a gran mancinino (maybe italian for great machine?) You gotta come back to the homestead for a seminar. Otherwise, I’m likely to od from pulling too many shots and not having the heart to pour them down the drain!

Meanwhile, until we meet again, I will remember you and your hillbilly context while I enjoy the Chicago-based coffee offerings posted in your previous comments.