The same article above, by Phil Trexler in the Akron Beacon Journal, makes it clear that LeBron hasn't yet mastered the top performance diet, although he does have the tipping thing down already: "For the record, James, 20, ate two breaded chicken sandwiches, two small bags of Doritos and one package of vanilla Hostess cupcakes. He washed it all down with an iced tea and paid his tab with a $100 bill."

Anybody want Willie Green? He might be out 6-9 months after surgery. He still hasn't signed his contract with Philadelphia. Maybe someone could swoop in and nab him. (Now I'm trying to dream up interesting NBA news.)