Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt gets turned into wax

Brad Pitt and Anglina Jolie’s daughter will become the first infant ever given a wax figure at Madame Tussauds. Which is absolutely as ridiculous as it sounds. There can’t be more than six people in the world who would even recognize the baby if they saw her and five of those are relatives. They could just throw up a Cabbage Patch Doll and nobody would know the difference. Unless they got the race wrong and put up a Black one. And even then people would just be like, “Well she did give birth in Africa. So I guess this makes sense.”