Hey everyone, how's your morning going? Did you get up early to run the Turkey Trot? That's a rhetorical question because of course you did not, that would be a complete waste of time: today is Thanksgiving.

In keeping with the Grand Timetable of Thanksgiving, as created by the Pilgrims, Nana should have already cracked open the bottle of Wild Turkey and family time should be well-lubricated by now.

So what's your Thanksgiving poison of choice? Whiskey? Wine? Whatever it was that Joaquin Phoenix was drinking in The Master? Tell us about your holiday cheer buzz in the comments!