This will make you reach for your revolver

I defy anyone to watch this video, produced by the Young European Federalists, with a straight face.

The original Breakfast at Tiffany's song always struck me as slightly forlorn. I mean, if a chap is reduced to appealing to his lover on the basis of pretending to like some girlie film, things are almost certainly going to end badly. As for the film itself, it is surely even more hopeless from the point of view of those proposing "closer union".