Yo! I know you love to hate me, sucka! And I don’t mind it. THIS IS WHAT I DO. But when you GOOF MUTHA F**KAS start calling me gay, because I don’t want to see Madonna’s old, overused chocha – that’s where I draw the line. I don’t often read the comments, but I did on that post and I never saw so much blind hate and foolishness in my life. (Not from everybody, but a couple lonely boys were a lil’ too vocal.) So I thought I’d get you dudes all RANDY since you claimed you were so aroused over MADGE!

Here you go, jerk heads! Get your s**t off!

“Come and get it, boys!”

“Will you pick my dentures for me?”

Time for that plastic surgery!

“Call me, guys.”

Now, Madonna is a legend and an artist of incomparable stature. At 53, she should NOT be flashing her cooch to people that love to see. NUFF SAID!