Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Forgive Prince Harry

In Great Britain, you know you're a "big sausage" when people call you "Sir".

But life is such... you may be a "big sausage", but there is always a "bigger sausage"

And you know you're a "gigantic sausage" when people call you"His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales".

Yep. That's Prince Harry.

Just like his brother Prince William, Harry is a well groomed man.From young, privileged people like himself are sent not to normal schools, but to special schools where they teach you how to be a gentleman and carry yourself well in public.

And they have been taught well.

I remember how both Prince Harry and William held back their tears so well at their mother's funeral.

Something I probably wouldn't be able to do if put in the same position.

I would imagine people of his class would grow up learning to play polo, travel in private jets and eat diamonds for breakfast every day.

Things that normal poor people like Stewie would never have the chance to experience.That, along with the "Prince" title that they carry makes most women love them and want to do ANYTHING with them.

Of course... love should always be two ways.

So women love Harry...

and Harry loves women too...

Really.

Yes, the media in the UK is probably taking Prince Harry apart for this one picture of him cupping a woman's gigantic breast.

But lets put things in perspective.

When presented with a set of knockers the size of Australia, what do you do?

Do you sayor do you sayor evenSo... Prince Harry... please don't feel bad... at least we know you're human after all.

26 comments:

ahaha i like this post! hahahahi wanna be prince also!isnt there a prince andrew?err everyone here, do u think it'd be noticeable if i killed that prince, and took his place?i mean, albeit yeaa i am oriental and dont look nuts like the current prince andrew...but my names andrew too! and oh yeaaaaa, my dear boss stewie, i have a question haha before u even typed this post out, u had to search for the images im sure...so were u googling images with the heading "prince henry"or with the heading "breast cupping" ??ahahah!

well, i juz hoped the princes both William & Harry not forced to married without love and suffered like prince Charles, choosing perfect pok pok chui Lady Diana for him to married but with no love juz becoz he's Prince....

erintan - Lady Diana could hv been the most dearly loved among the royalty being virgin and giving heirs to the United Kingdom Royalty, but in the end she screw up everything tat the royal families doesnt even wanna get involved her matters anymore, tat pretty much says she "yat sau joe seng" that makes the royal families turning their back against her......we wouldnt know much abt the royalties happening but the start & the end of the fairytales pretty much sums up...

lets juz sums up that Lady Diana is like a monkey who have been given flowers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lady Diana, at first she was going for AIDS charity everywhere to appear the most benevolent among the royalty for wat i dunno only she self know , wat the hell, trying to outshine the mother Queen E? You think Queen E gonna like tat? After tat she becomes a slut fucking around with arab oil man? no offence but she acting like "cau for yap mo"...charity den fucking around is totally opposite....

She is gonna be the FUTURE KING MOTHER,juz a matter of time but she asked for divorced? I think she better asked to be locked in the Royal Asylum better, at least, the royalties cud emphatized with her..at least she is showing tat she rather be in asylum then to be outcast from the ROYALS...

But she doesnt seemed 2 care to be stripped from the royals, nor care for her sons, how is the sons gonna cried u tell me?

In tis case, the sons cant really blame Princes Charles but even they wont have any feelings anymore to Lady Diana tears, thats for sure~~~~