Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Why Should This Guy Be A Liberal?

ALBANY, N.H. - A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.

"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.

Why should he be a Liberal? Because he's full of shit!

Hey, if he was a Liberal, he would probably beat the rap. In fact, after the media spin, the 14yr old girl would be charged for trying to soil the poor man. What about the fact that he was down there in the first place? Heh. Remember Grewal...