There’s Kind of a Lot Going On This Week

Times you’ll want a fine bottle of champagne on hand to celebrate: when landing a new client... when
christening a boat... when scoring a bottle of 2005 Bollinger “La Grande Année” Brut Champagne. Luckily, we got you the inside
track on this highly sought-after bottle courtesy of Wired For Wine. How serendipitous.

It’s Going to Be Hard to Top Sunday’s Oscar Virality Next Year

But since virality is all that matters now, you won’t believe the (fake) ideas circulating in a secret
meeting about next year’s ceremony. There are (still fake) whispers of dropping awards from the ceiling,
administering 50,000 volts to any presenters who misspeak... or, instead of playing people off, installing a
trapdoor. Don’t worry, there
are plenty more ideas.

You’ve Got Cousins in Pretty Much Every City You Want to Visit Now

You see, there’s this travel app called Cool Cousin that’ll connect you with local experts in cities
like Paris, Rio, Barcelona and Lisbon. And they want to tell you the passwords to their finest secret bars.
So you should let them. Obviously.

FACT #4

It’s Impossible Not to Feel Like Life’s a Little Better Because Sled Legs Exist

Snctm Is Coming to Spread Its Message of Erotic Freedom

That’s right. The LA sex club dedicated to “the eroticism of the human race” and “furthering the
cause of erotic freedom" is heading to New York and Europe. Yes, the membership application process is
difficult. And involves many questions. But, oh, it’ll be
worth it.