The New York Post specializes in faux-outrage (accompanied by plenty of sexy pics of said outrage!), but never more than in the dead news days of August. Below, we rate the shamelessness of the Post's current faux-scandals. We're outraged!

NYP Story:(Jewish) In-Laws Suing (Black) Comedian in the Family For Joking About Them!Real Story, Publicity Stunt, or Pure Invention?: 80% pure invention, 20% real story.Sexxxy pic potential: Disappointingly low. Unless the fight gets dirtier!Actual NYP Glee outweighs professed NYP outrage by a factor of: 2, but only because the Post has a hard time working up outrage against things that let them make "Black-Jew" jokes in the lead of stories.Shamelessness: 3