It's called MichealJordan syndrome, it's where you keep leaving Sputnik only to return despite nobody liking you or even caring. My next symptoms are posting 1 star reviews of Circle Takes the Square and Converge and fapping to my own writing. The following symptom is trolling all the female users (all 3 of them). The last symptom is entering in a Jon Heder lookalike contest and more then likely scoring in the top 5, and possibly even win. Also have you seen this new Scooby Doo? Velma's actually kinda hot (in comparison to her chubby librarian look she's been using for the last 50 years), and Shaggy's drilling her...can't make this shizz up. List is digs.