“A Chinese woman’s breast implant ruptured after lying on her stomach for four hours playing a game on her phone,” The Daily Mail reports.

“According to Chinese news reports, the woman from Beijing had been playing the game in bed when she felt a pain in her chest,” The Daily Mail reports. “She was taken to hospital and SZNews reports that a doctor said the low quality of the implant, combined with the pressure of lying on it for an extended period of time, had caused the rupture.”

Going OT: If you see someone using statistical correlation, you know they’re desperate to prove something, anything. My favorite inference from correlation is that a lot of relevant data is missing from the analysis. That’s about all it’s worth. Back to the drawing board.