Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

Humor?? I guess even though Im on your time I wouldnt know at all...Our president at your time has put on marshal law wich makes everyone suffer you know...(What I meant was.. a little wrongness will leave you Electrecuted, Prison you to the room of Ice while naked, and even suck your internal organs with that thing use for lypo...)