Top Tens.

10. At least for a few hours, can be certain where both candidates will be9. Always a great endorsement for a multi-party system8. Can learn new and improved ways of not actually answering any direct question7. Fairly certain the moderator will soon have his/her own political talk show (if they don’t already)6. Learn very quickly the statement, “Your time is up” doesn’t actually mean that5. Memorizing lines isn’t as difficult as we all thought4. The other 147 cable channels available finally get a click-through viewing3. Proof the fear we had of that public speaking class was totally unfounded2. No commercial interruptions1. The other 324 million of us don’t seem so bad