The Common
Fart is the fart heard most often. It is a very close relative of
the "Ripper", but is released with less force. It is usually heard
in groups where people aren't yet comfortable with farting amongst
each other. Therefore, one person in the group gets up some nerve
and releases this common-sounding fart in such a manner that everyone
now feels comfortable with group flatulence.. Usually there is no
smell with the Common Fart.

The Anxious
Fart is let in a place where someone does not want the fart to be
heard. You may have seen men and women in book stores or grocery
stores, or even on the street, letting these farts. They are generally
controlled, usually barely audible, and require much skill to master.

The Coughing
Fart is one that the farter tries to cover up with a cough. My dad
used to let these farts all the time when he worked at the Bingo
Hall. He would stand at the back of the hall and cough, just as
a nice "common fart" was let. It can be embarrassing for the farter,
and those around the farter, if the timing is off at all, or if
the fart is longer than anticipated.

One of the
best farts around is The Ripper. It is loud, rough, and always raises
an eyebrow or two. Characteristics of The Ripper often show up in
other farts, but make no mistake - this fart is a single, powerful
gas-bubble that comes screaming from the farter's butt.