Paapu bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

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Paapu : I am a Proud father, My son is in Medical College ..
Friend : Really, what is he studying,
Paapu : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Paapu Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

while filling up a form
Paapu's son: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Paapu: Very long!

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Paapu went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

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Paapu was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Paapu: I think I'll take the money.

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Q: How do you recognize Paapu's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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