The one that is worrying me is 'masturbation and police application'. Is that a bit of software? Or does he worry that his masturbating (public / private / caught on CCTV camea) will affect his police application?Now, if there is a bit of software that can reliably detect people wanking on camera then I, for one, think we should be told. Or maybe he was checking that no-one had written one yet, I will go and check SourceForge to see if the grandiose ambitions, job titles etc. and the main(argc,arv) have been put there yet.