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Lansford, PA – A woman was arrested at a Pennsylvania convenience store for attacking her boyfriend (while not wearing pants) over his refusal to have sex with her.

The woman, 24-year-old Heather Hayes, is facing charges for a February 26 incident that occurred at a Lansford Turkey Hill convenience store. Hayes is charged with indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment.

Now the image of a woman, without pants on, running into a convenience store to attack her boyfriend while he is presumably filling up a Cherry Slush, needs some explanation.

Arresting Officer Jeffrey Ohl arrived at the convenience store at around 3 am to see Hayes standing by a trashcan, nude from the waist down. He put her in the back seat of his police cruiser and asked what happened after identifying her.

Hayes told him that she had gotten into an argument with Eric Zuber, her boyfriend. He had allegedly refused to have sex with her.

Zuber told Ohl that the two were at his house and confirmed that he turned down sex with Hayes. She then allegedly became argumentative, and the war of words between the two escalated when she started to slap and punch him on his head and back. She also bit him on his left forearm, grabbed his testicles … and twisted.
Yeesh!

So Zuber was actually at the Turkey Hill because he was fleeing Hayes, who apparently started to smash things around the house. He said he went into the convenience store to call 911 and that Hayes was in pursuit, screaming insults and obscenities at him. She followed him into the store and hit him with her house keys.

At the station, Hayes explained that Zuber had been playing Xbox with his friends for the past two days and paid her no attention. This upset her, which led to the altercation.
Why was she sans-pants? Because she wanted to have sex and didn’t want to go upstairs and put a pair on to chase Zuber to the convenience store.