Would a dude in another country that owned a bootleg action figure factory be rolling in the bucks? I could imagine myself doing this for a living for the rest of my entire life. Make Spiderman with Batman's legs, He-Man's chest and Hulk's dick region...I mean the combinations are mind boggling right now.

I want to firstly apologize for the crude metaphor, but this world of bootleg action figures is equivalent to the first time I ejaculated. I must have the full cast of STTNG bootleg action figures. I have looked online and have not seen a Picard. Surely this must exist. If not, can anyone make me a bootleg Picard lol?

"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"

1. Dead at how the bootleg Spock has the Contra Gun power up as an insignia
2. Why so much Star Wars but no trek?
3. Based upon whoever the genius was that decided to think outside of the box for the "super man big alliance" of a ninja turtle, "majin-bu/bane", Shrek, two power rangers and "Venom/snake eyes".....I now want to create my own "alliances"...a novel idea almost worthy of it's own thread.
4. Shrek seems popular in the alliances...why
5. Can anyone make me a bootleg looking next generation cast?

edit: because I have learned to avoid unnecessary 2x posts except in Obama thread. Here is my first attempt at forming an alliance of bootleg action figures based solely upon the laws of trolling and nonsense, I shall call it: "Captain Planet's dirt bag conglomerate"
[*] Denver the Last Dinosaur
[*]Harry from Harry and the Hendersons
[*]Gilbert Godfried with a lightsaber
[*]Shrek (of course)
[*]The Riddler

2xedit: This thread keeps giving. Completly eradicated at the mention of the Sucklord's "Limited edition asshole"

"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"

If Soundwave Cobra Commander would've came out when I was a kid, I would've lost my shit. I remember when you couldn't find any of the main characters on store shelves, they were always sold out. If you found Snake Eyes or Storm Shadow it was like winning the damn lottery. Kids these days have it made.

Here's my new list, I included one member especially for you, Mex. See if you can spot him...