LoneVVolf:What kind of DUI stop is such a big deal they need to call in backup to direct traffic around? What happened to "step over here and walk this line"?

There was an accident and they were testing to see if the drivers were drunk. So the answer to your question is no kind of DUI stop is such a big deal that they need to call in backup to direct traffic around.

When my aunt was a young lass she got hit by a truck crossing the street by her house. Flew through the air, and got up and shook it off.

Truck driver apologized profusely and went into shock. They took him inside and had him lie down on the sofa. That's about when the ambulance arrives, asking if he's the one who got hit by the truck. My aunt jumps up behind them waving her arms, "I'm right here!".

Maybe you should have gone with something along the lines of Capt Kirk seen pleasuring himself in the back of a squad car.Would have been just as geeky lame, but it would have had a chance of being funnier