SAY IT AIN’T SOHAN

As anyone from the Bay area can attest, Baron Davis is, like, a hella sick basketball player, bro. And that’s why it’s sad to see him participating in this train wreck of a commercial for this child rape of a movie.

I suppose the play I’ve included after the jump is worth giving him a pass on this… But if I see him shilling for The Love Guru he’s f-n dead to me.

Join The Discussion: Log In With

this child rape of a movieThe Mighty Fek’lhr thought you said this movie was going to be no good???

By: Burnsy

05.09.2008 @ 9:16 AM

I heard Kirilenko and Jaye Davidson are doing the same commercial for The Crying Game’s DVD.

By: jokerswild

05.09.2008 @ 9:19 AM

Of course Baron Davis is a great basketball player in the Bay area. He left New Orleans wiff a fucked up back and could barely f’n walk. That’s OK though. That clip was from last year. Where’s Golden State now I ask ya? At home on their sofas, that’s where.

By: bryce

05.09.2008 @ 9:21 AM

Vance isn’t dead. Yay.

8===D:-(

By: JHC

05.09.2008 @ 9:22 AM

The street cred for this movie just jumped .018%

By: Burnsy

05.09.2008 @ 9:25 AM

People who pay $8 to see Rob Schneider play a Palestinian are the reason the Middle East hates us.

By: Vince

05.09.2008 @ 9:27 AM

I also like how that one sportscaster calls him "Baron von Davis". He’s not an aristocrat, silly!

By: Burnsy

05.09.2008 @ 9:28 AM

He’d be so fucking cool if he played with a monocle.

By: jokerswild

05.09.2008 @ 9:28 AM

Yeah! He’s also not German*. Dumbass. * he’s a n@gger.

By: JesusChryslerSuperCar

05.09.2008 @ 9:28 AM

I remember when Marv Albert made a similar commercial for Tootsie back in ’82. That should have been a sign…

By: bryce

05.09.2008 @ 9:30 AM

Isn’t Rob Schneider dead? “Smile you son of a bitch!”

Oh, wait…

By: Donkey Hodey

05.09.2008 @ 9:30 AM

Fortunately, you won’t have to put up with too much shit for The Love Guru during the NBA playoffs. The movie has hockey in it, so I get to see commercials for it while I’m watching the NHL playoffs.

By: Burnsy

05.09.2008 @ 9:32 AM

Thank God, that means only six people will see The Love Guru.

By: jokerswild

05.09.2008 @ 9:32 AM

Donkey, I am almost ashamed to say this but seeing as how I’m a lifelong Louisianian and have never even seen snow over 4" . . . . I do not even know who’s playing in the NHL playoffs. Are the Avs still hot? They’re not, I know.

By: Burnsy

05.09.2008 @ 9:33 AM

I don’t know what’s more awkward, this commercial or the ESPN NBA playoff intro with Def Leppard and some country singer.

By: Stinky Peet

05.09.2008 @ 9:35 AM

Smart of them to focus on the Bay area with their advertising. I imagine San Francisco screenings of Zohan will look like a gay version of 27 Dresses.

By: Stone Soup

05.09.2008 @ 9:37 AM

I am not sure I could be less qualified to post in this thread:I don’t really like Adam Sandler movies. I don’t watch sports (outside of road racing).I don’t have genital herpes. Carry on blister dicks.

By: jokerswild

05.09.2008 @ 9:39 AM

Alright dicktuckers, which of you sick fuckers are in Houston? Clearly this is Filmdrunk related. [tinyurl.com]

/reads the story from Erswi’s linkDamn (puff of smoke comes out) that’s some fucked up shit.

By: bryce

05.09.2008 @ 9:46 AM

that’s why affleck only posts when he isn’t in solitary or being raped in the showers…

By: Eibmoz

05.09.2008 @ 9:50 AM

Ok everyone, I swear I was nowhere near Houston. Im near Dallas, too far away to have been involved. And, if the cops ask, you tell them that too

By: jokerswild

05.09.2008 @ 9:50 AM

New post.

By: LeapinLizards

05.09.2008 @ 6:06 PM

"I don’t watch sports (outside of road racing)."I don’t wanna be the kinda guy that says that men who don’t watch sports are wusses, but I mean you are gay. Like really gay. Like Billy Zane having sex with Lil Bow Wow while Andy Dick watches gay. In other words, gay. I mean I just had sex with two men, but at least I know that Baron Davis is a monster in the post for a PG.