MILA KUNIS

Before she donned bellbottoms as Jackie on That '70s Show, Kunis played an orphan rescued by Hulk Hogan in the universally panned Santa with Muscles, a 1996 comedy about a brute who gets amnesia and believes he is Santa Claus. Skip ahead to 1:17 to see Kunis if you don't want to watch the entire trailer – but it must be seen to be believed, at least for the "Santa, you sleigh me" pun.