I warned this chick with nipple piercings that swimmng in a lake would attract fish. It took 3 minutes of free swimming to be struck in the nip... LOL

Better be careful where you get that metal. Hon!

Mischief...

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Shit not even a mammal!!!

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"sex with a woman in the woods has got that beat"

Been there, done that. Twice. Not the same woman, either! LOL

By the way, chances are the fish were nibbling at the hairs on your legs, arms, & torso. In the water they tend to stand out, and the fish were curious whether or not they were edible. Under those circumstances they WOULD look a little bit like some aquatic organisms.

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I'm curious about what Freud would say about this forum.......(and perverts like myself, that would even click on the topic).......(I do raise horses, you know)

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LOL, seXXnpassion. The devil made me do it! A sick mind and a warped sense of humor make a dangerous combination! ROFL

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VA, that gave me a good laff, about your dog. Especially the butt sniffing/rim job part. I was saying, "EEEEEEEEwww!" and laughing at the same time.

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Sure, Pen. I was gonna spank you and ask you "Who's your Daddy?" anyway! LOL

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LOL Pen! That's what happens when you read a post like that and then go out and spend a couple hours in a mindless activity like mowing the lawn. Too much time for your mind to work on a good response!

BTW, glad you know me well enough to recognize that I was not SERIOUS! ROFL

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What? My sense of humor? LOL

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Sorry. I read the first post in this thread just before I went out to mow the lawn and had too much time for my sense of humor to go to work. Or maybe it was heat stroke.