Hottest items in the country: Spitzer-Dupre Souvenirs! Get them while they last!

WASHINGTON – The lusty travails of the formerly Hon. Eliot Spitzer, who was briefly governor of New York, have become a boon for the Mayflower Hotel’s tsotchke biz.
“We have seen an increase in sales for all of those items since, um, what happened,” hotel spokesman Mark Andre said Thursday.

Everything from teddy bears ($18.99) to terry-cloth bathrobes ($69.99) marked with the Mayflower’s logo has been flying off the shelves of the luxury hotel’s tiny gift shop, Andre said.