6. BC is in THE mind of Zunaid, and as Zunaid tokes little by little space-time slows down.
7. BC is slowed down for Ashraful, so that the dim wit can read all the posts in his thread.
8. BC is like a typical desi mayia who takes forever in the "foreplay zone" instead of getting down to bizness.

8. its an on going protest against Bc members for following A team, U 23 team, U 19 team, BC doesn't want you to post and follow gadhas, BC cares for you, Yet you come here for following ramchagols, BC had to do something

11. The BC server is currently migrated to Pluto, where 1 day is roughly equivalent to 6 Earth days.
12. BC has taken inspiration from the ministers, and now everything will take forever.
13. BC has decided to give their members some time for introspection before posting things.
14. BCCI conspiracy.
15. DoS attack by Ashraful, in demand of his own smiley here in BC.

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Obviously it's related to the summer of woes for bd cricket...
17. ATMR is so pissed at the sissies every time he comes to BC he can't help but rip apart the wires
18. RazabQ gets so frustrated he slams the server box with his armchair
19. Zunaid gets so bored and glum he lets his profiling software run on BC server to cheer him up which eats up most of the bandwith
20. Navo has seen enough already and had an injunction granted against the server hosts to have the servers moved from UK to Dhaka
21. Server gets so bored of hosting bad news it starts watching Jadukor's online video games instead

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22. B & C after a long time affair got married in 2000, they showed a huge effort in their first night, everyone seen a great promise in their conjugal life since then but in reality beside having some few sweet moments they are always having a very harsh understanding between themselves especially outside their house, C demands a lot but never tries to understand that B is a govt official and gets only a limited salary in this heated market price. and their relatives and especially neighbors are deliberately adding ghee to the fire and proposing divorce in spite of supporting them, recently they accused each other of having unethical relationship, their married life is under immense pressure, they can't just think properly in these days with all these tensions hovering them thus they are so lethargic. We all need to support them in this tenuous moment so have patience- close all the tabs and pay attention to only B&C,

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