I really like DIY stuff. As such, I thought I’d talk to you about some cool crafts that are out and about on the internet that I’ve scavenged up. In the midst of trying to pick which ones where the most primo, I realized the Star Wars crafts are by far the most entertaining of anything else I could find. I’ll tell you straight up, I’ve only seen Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, so I’m not a big fan really. But these are some high quality Star Wars DIY tutorials and just crafts in general if I’ve ever seen any. Ready to check out some cool websites? I thought so.

The elderly often get a bad rep for plenty of things. They often drive slow, have trouble hearing, and tell long stories about The War that end in either snoring or self-urination. They also don’t mind telling a waitress that their tramp stamp is showing, or telling their grandchildren that his or her outfit looks gay….. My Argyles are not gay, Grammy. But it’s not like the quirks and mannerisms of old age are their fault. If I had to live through The Great Depression, war, hippies, and New Coke, I’d probably be pissed off at every kid in America too.

To honor the people that yell at me for loitering on their lawn, here are five reminders that old people can still kick some serious ass, as long as it’s between 6 AM and 8:45 PM.