Best Practices

As you enter the bakery section, be wary. Between these doughy
walls lie the secrets of the universe. In fact, they're definitely baked into one of those
sheet cakes the size of Texas, so buy as many as possible because you're a fucking
scientist. Also: FROSTING! Next, throw 55 loaves of Semifreddi's ciabatta (smallest
quantity available) in your cart and let's roll!