BMD (Breast of Mass Destruction)

We’ve all suckled on one when we were children (some even later) so I
don’t buy the concern “think about the children!” Children see a breast
on tv they think, “Hee Hee, a booby.” They don't think, “Oh! I saw a
breast. My innocence has been stolen, I think I’ll go out and engage in
promiscuous unprotected sex.” Show a kid the closeup they’ll probably
think, “Oh! That’s gotta hurt!”

Or rather, that’s the headline I wish I could post. However, instead
of CBS and the FCC getting freaked out about the insane amount of
severe violence on TV, available to our children any time of the day
or night, they’re worried about 3 seconds of
breast.