Former Washington Nationals’ manager Jim Riggleman had a career-defining day yesterday. He started the day by telling his boss to fix his contract situation, managed a game, found out his contract was still a mess, quit his job, went to Caddies in Bethesda, Maryland and got wasted. HOLY HELL! JIM, SERIOUSLY, ADOPT US. Wait until you see the live tweeting of Riggs hitting on hot chicks. Biggest bro move since Cuban taking a leak with the Larry.

Then John starts uploading the small-ish photos of Riggs showing his game in the chick department. Think this guy tears up a road trip? Destruction. Just look at that form. Dude needs to be working at ESPN where he could really do damage. Get him and Matthew Barnaby on a bus tour.

This morning Jim was up and at ’em, even telling D.C. radio dorks, “I’ll tell you what, there are some beautiful young ladies in there.” And, “I was solving the world’s problems last night at Caddies.”

Riggleman’s final words before walking out on the Nats: “I’m 58, I’m too old to be disrespected.”