Why does our ostensibly “free” press insist on acting like prudes or cowards when reporting stories for which it’s vital that readers learn someone said “fuck” rather than an undefined “expletive”? Since the broadcast networks’ legal fight over crippling fines for on-air obscenities is back in the courts, it behooves the print medium to do its duty when actual four-letter beasties tell us more than polite but evasive circumlocution. It is time for the press to once again find its reportorial balls.

When the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) petitioned the Supreme Court this past week to weigh in on whether it can levy substantial fines against television networks for so-called fleeting expletives — spontaneously uttered obscenities on live television that a station’s censors fail to catch in time to suppress (think overexcited Cher dropping an f-bomb at the 2002 Billboard Music Awards on Fox, or U2’s Bono dropping his on NBC’s 2003 Golden Globe Awards broadcast) — the print media had a peculiar way of covering the story. The Boston Globe ran a shortened version of a March 2 Los Angeles Times piece, and never bothered to mention the actual words that landed Fox and NBC in such trouble with the FCC. The fuller Times story, by its staff writers David G. Savage and Jim Puzzanghera, hinted at the actual language at the heart of this dispute, but stopped short of printing Bono’s exclamation, “that is really, really fucking brilliant”; nor did it reprint Cher’s “fuck ’em,” directed at her critics, opting to write “f - - - ’em” instead.

American newspapers enjoy the First Amendment’s formidable protections to the maximum. So why do they voluntarily avoid printing expletives, and slang words with sexual connotations, even in cases where the controversial language itself is central to the news story being reported? Does the press really want to be seen as buying into the FCC’s bullshit that publishing these words is “indecent”?

Publish or perish
The American press is much freer than radio and television broadcast media. Under a dubious theory that the public (i.e., the government) owns the broadcast airwaves, the FCC can fine broadcast outlets up to $325,000 per violation per station if they broadcast “indecent” material. But newspapers are allowed to publish whatever they wish, subject to the obscenity laws that regulate speech at the extreme ends of the spectrum of offensiveness (examples of illegal obscenity include salacious photographs of excited sex organs or gratuitously titillating sexual acts, or words describing such acts, subject to geographic variations to account for local community standards). Newspapers are also subject to other narrow exceptions of free-press rights, including national security, defamation, and copyright.

Of course, a newspaper can voluntarily self-censor further as a matter of taste or style. In fact, it is reasonable for editors to discourage columnists from going the way of radio shock jocks and dropping gratuitous and mindless slurs on hapless readers. But news articles are a different species from opinion columns, let alone shock radio. And even in some opinion columns, the actual words matter.

Readers must be made aware that the FCC is levying severe fines on television networks that mistakenly broadcast the word “fuck,” or the like. It serves an important social purpose, and enriches citizens’ participation in a public debate about the legality — and, more fundamentally, the propriety — of using those words in public, and of punishing their use.

Fuck Steve Anderson’s freewheeling but pointed investigation of the perennially popular deleted expletive boasts a convincing cast of experts, among them Hunter S. Thomson, Pat Boone, Sam Donaldson, and Alan Keyes. Watch the trailer for Fuck

Murdoch mishegoss Never mind that Rupert Murdoch is shelling out better than $2 billion to buy Metromedia’s seven TV stations. Never mind that he’s then turning around and reselling Boston’s WCVB-TV, Channel 5 to the Hearst Corporation for an astounding $450 million.

Satellite of love Omelets are being served. Cappuccino is being poured. And we’re all listening to a woman describe the details of putting finger after finger up a man’s ass.

Flashbacks: June 16, 2006 These selections, culled from our back files, were compiled by Hannah Van-Susteren, Doug Fleischer and Sam MacLaughlin.

Interview: Louis CK "Boston is a great town to grow up in, but I really wanted to get out of there," says comedian Louis CK.

The worst word Then it happens: you look up at the TV screen and see Bono, the lead singer of U2, step up to the podium to accept a statuette for recording the Best Alternative Music album. "We shall continue to abuse our position," he says, "and fuck up the mainstream."

The briefly indecent Boston Globe It was startling to see the Boston Globe ’s online edition publish a Reuters wire-service article on Monday, March 17, containing the words “fuck” and “shit.”

Throw, don't tell It is all too apparent that the Provincetown Police Department is in crisis.