…but I’m looking forward to the episode premiering tomorrow at 11:00 p.m. Why, you may ask? Oh, I dunno, maybe because ALICE FREAKIN’ COOPER, THE COOLEST OLD-SCHOOL METAL DUDE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD is going to be on the show. That’s why I’m looking forward to this particular episode of what I normally consider to be one of the blandest programs on VH1 Classic (I guess maybe it’s ’cause I don’t really consider myself a metalhead, though I do like a good deal of old-school metal. And maybe it’s because the show’s a little too much talk, not enough rawk for my tastes). But if anyone can make it worth watching, it’s Mr. Cooper. I mean, come on, the guy makes golf seem almost badass.