Tuesday, January 7, 2014

CAN'T UPLOAD PICTURES ...

... from local files with Blogger. Same problem as yesterday. Anyone else got this/have suggestion?" - Lost in the Ether RG

So two rabbits walk into a bar. The bar tender looks pretty confused but the big rabbit just jumps right up and says "You do serve Rabbits here, right?" The poor bartender never heard a rabbit talk before and just sort of began to shake his head back and forth. "Well, that is OK then." said the big rabbit. "I'll have a Manhattan and give my dutchie friend here a Martini - shaken, not stirred."

Guys!!!! "you don't SERVER rabbits here!!!" meaning he had to ask if they cooked and served rabbits first before ordering ...

which is funny until it makes you think of people eating rabbits and then it's not so don't think too much about it! But, think of bunnies hopping up to a bar and ordering a drink! That is a funny thought! :)

I thought I since the bartender shook his head, the bunnies decided everything would be okay if their drinks were shaken. I suppose RG is desperately calling customer support by now. I really don't know any rabbit jokes. Why is that? Anyway, RG, who is Mrs. Calabash? Oh, and congratulations on your discovery of the universe's densest complex particles - us, HOR's public.

I still don't get it. Why would two guys walk into a bar and ask if they served martinis? Every bar in the universe and beyond serves martinis.I like my martinis just a hint dirty. Manhattan's are disgusting. Anything with bourbon is disgusting. Brandi and Brandy walk into a bar. Brandi asks the barkeep if they serve Brandy. Bartender shakes his head no. Brandi says, that's ok. We'll have a Tom Collins...Nope, don't make no sense.