The Complete humor man since 1982

Sep 21, 2008

Today is a Sunday. All Sundays are Sundays. The Sun was discovered on a Sunday and hence Sunday got its name. The moon was however discovered during night time. Hence there was never a need to name a day after the moon.

Sunday is the first day of a week. A week is a collection of days that commences with a Sunday. Hence Sunday becomes the first day of the week. Sunday cannot be called as the second day of the week because it has already secured the first position in the week. BTW, I used to secure the first place in school (cos of my huge stature).

There are seven days in a week. Some historians say that Saturday pre-cedes Sunday in the order of days. (Saturday is another day which was named after the planet Saturn. Saturn was discovered on a Saturday. )But still Sunday becomes the first day of the week and hence Saturday becomes the zeroth day of the week.

In most countries Sunday is a Holiday. Holi is a festival that is celebrated in some parts of India. India is a country. The people of India are called as Indians. The people India live in a country called as India. Accidentally the name of the country and the place where the people of India live are one and the same. India has a capital. The capital of India is in the place where the capital of India is located. The capital of India is actually located near the places which are near the capital of India. This makes it easy for people near the capital to go to the capital and vice versa.

India has a national anthem. The national anthem is a song that can be sung by people not only from India but also by people all over the world. A song is a collection of words that can be sung in musical form. A form is a piece of paper that can be used for writing. A pen is used for writing. Most people prefer typing to writing. Typing does not require a pen and a paper. It requires a computer. Charles Babbage is the father of computers. Scientists are conducting DNA experiments to discover the mother of computers as Charles Babbage did not reveal the secret to anyone. He was very fond of cabbage.

A computer can be used for Blogging. Blogging is an art form that involves years and years of hardcore training. Specialists undergo intense training. These specialists are called as Bloggers.A blogger looks like the person in the picture on the right column of this page. Even Sunday is not an holiday for Bloggers. Today is a Sunday. All Sundays are Sundays. The Sun was discovered on a Sunday and hence Sunday got its name. The moon was however discovered during night time. Hence there was never a need to name a day after the moon. Btw, you are actually reading the first paragraph of this post.

Hey now this kinda writnig requires a lota thinking to the others... btu not u... na Chriss?U only do this even when u eat, sleep and drink... Parallel thinkin ... Hmmm nice topic that it actually...Don worry man U'l get sound bashings when u land in kodambakkam