A little while back, the shadowy and mysterious Codename V. offered to open her semi-regular bad-movie bashing reviewing up to requests. Well, spear and magic called her bluff and sent in a request, and I am pleased to say that V. did not disappoint. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Shark Attack 3: Megalodon! Now who wouldn’t want their favorite bad movie immortalized in such exquisite fashion?

Well, my first thought was that I think a lot of astronauts have military backgrounds (then again, I may be thinking back to the days when they were all test pilots), and should therefore know some hand-to-hand combat techniques which would give them the edge.

But if they’re mostly Air Force, I’m not sure they would have gotten quite the same level of hand-to-hand training. And if they have to fight in their spacesuits, they’re at a serious advantage. Then again, if their helmets are really tough, the suits could be like body armor. It might just end in a standoff, with neither one able to do much damage against the other.