Eat, People!

How'd I make it? Oh, it's simple. You just have to get the right mix, you know? You want a wide variety of textures, shapes, sizes, personalities, all that stuff.

Wait, did I say "personalities"? Ha! Whoops, I meant... um... "nutty-ness." Because after all, we're talking about nuts here.

Anyway, freshness is another key factor. You don't want your nuts just sitting around for a while, getting stale. No, you wanna chop them up as soon as you bring them home from the asylum!

Because, you know, oftentimes, asylums buy too many nuts. And they need to wholesale them out. To people like me. That's what I meant there.

But really, it all comes down the presentation. You gotta sell it, you know? Add some mystery. Like, you wanna say, "Try my party mix! It's got super secret special ingredients." You shouldn't just come right out and say, "Try my party mix! It's made out of people!"

Hmm... no way of backing out of that one, huh?

Wear this shirt: if you're tired of big brands cannibalizing the very idea of snack food!

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)

Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton

Manufactured In: Honduras

Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)

Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton

Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh

Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

About the Artist

feelinggroovy

feelinggroovy's party was so crazy. Like, 87 people showed up but only 48 people left.

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