I thought I knew just about every busty British nobody there is, but apparently I missed a pair: Carla and Melissa Howe. From what I read about the two, they’re twins, they’re Playboy Playmates, and they’re trying to get their own reality show about hanging out at the Playboy Mansion. Which is funny, because I tried to do the same thing last year, but the jerk security guard wouldn’t even let me past the gate. I guess it helps to have awesome cleavage and a hot twin sister.