*whips out her oil, pours it into the big big pot*Leaker: What's uh, what's that? Me: What does it look like to you? Leaker: Oil.Me: Exactly. *gets oil boiling*Leaker: But that's going to be even worse than the boiling water you just pulled me out of... Me: That's the point smart one. *lowers the leaker into the boiling oil*

What if we held him mere inches over the surface of the boiling oil and performed Chinese watre torture. Drop by drop...when the water hits the oil it will pop and sizzle and give him grease burns. Give him a little taste of what's coming, but draw it out!