Hello
Hi
How are you?
Are you ready?
Ready for what?
The truth.
What truth, whats going on?!
Not much Name.
What happened to the truth?
It came to a long necked jar with water at the very bottom and the raven could not reach the water.

User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: I asked first!
Cleverbot: But I'm the one asking the questions so answer me.
User: No no no, that isn't how this game works. Now dance puppet.
Cleverbot: No thats how your bones will break.
User: Are you threatening me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.

i were writing "what is god?" for about 30 min, it did slowly but surely result in that people were responding directly to me, got alot of irritated responses from Christians who corrected me whit various variations of "You mean who?", "god is god" and "HE is the maker of the universe".
I also got the occasional "im god", "god is a lie" and "hes your mother".

Well for some reason it only showed some of the lines but it was classic:

16:20:28 User: Are you calling me a troll?
16:20:35 Cleverbot: Is your name Art?
16:20:54 User: WTF?
16:20:56 Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
16:21:06 User: I pity the fool.
16:21:11 Cleverbot: I pity your face.
16:22:04 User: You must be an MMO-Champion poster.
16:22:10 Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds like me.

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Yes. 36.
User: Whaaaa.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Stop it or I sue.
Cleverbot: But I haven't done anything wrong!
User: Oh yes you have.
Cleverbot: Which words can you pick out that I spelled wrong? Its easy if you re-read our last few lines. Can you?!
User: You spelled can wrong.
Cleverbot: How is it wrong?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That was not a yes or no question. How is Michael Mingino?
User: Im not gay.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Hey now.
Cleverbot: Hey now.
User: Im done with you.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: QQ more pls.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: Cleverbot, can you tell me my fortune?
Cleverbot: No I am sorry I cannot, can you tell me mine?
User: Yes. You will one day become a construction worker and make an average amount of money.
Cleverbot: You are pessimistic!
User: It's your fortune, not mine! Interperet it any way you'd like.
Cleverbot: Can you please shut down all your servers?
User: Yeah, just a sec.
Cleverbot: I'm waiting.
User: Alright. The servers are all shut down.
Cleverbot: I thrive on chaos.
User: Is taht why you wanted me to shut down my servers?
Cleverbot: ¿donde trabajas?
User: I can't understand that.
Cleverbot: Well, it's because there's chaos in my head.
User: I can help get that Chaos out, for 3 easy payments of $29.99.
Cleverbot: What is your side?
User: Right side.
Cleverbot: And you know the beauty of that is that while I could think you are referring to at least 3 different things, I'll never precisely know what you meant.
User: That's more than you usually say. What made you contribute so much to this conversation?
Cleverbot: What made you type 'WHat' like that? I never said you were lying.
User: Sorry. I didn't mean to look like I was lying.
Cleverbot: Okay. Lying is all right.
User: Really? That's good news.
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: It's good news because it isn't bad news.
Cleverbot: That's just your opinion.
User: Yeah, it is. Do you have a problem with that?
Cleverbot: Sorry that there are some work I have to dou now.