Every time I wear this shirt out, I am guaranteed a corny remark along the lines of “argg matey” thanks to the obnoxious poet sleeves. I’m definitely not complaining since I’ve lately been gravitating towards piratey, punky elements to contrast my usual Cali-casual style — made it a mission to get my plum lipstick down 1/4 of the stick by the time spring comes.

Also, these jeans are a-mazing. I bought them years ago from a Ron Herman clearance sale at some ridiculous price that rivals Gap jeans. I will never find another pair like them, especially at that price. Two years counting, I’m still on a jean hunt and have yet to find that perfect pair since these are getting really beat. Really craving a more dark, raw blue denim with room for distress. Any ideas?