How injurious is the air quality in the trains of Emoji?

A judge from
Middle
Finger Emoji left his house after the breakfast. Outdoors there sat two
Emojis and
complained of the bad air quality in the local trains. The judge started to
listen more exactly to these Emojis. He sat down quite carefully beside them. He
wanted to work in such a way, as if he read just a newspaper or a book. In
reality he took several notices for the new laws of
Emoji which he
took down at home during the last days. Both Emojis were not easy some
discontented personalities, but an Emoji worked as a chemist. The other Emoji
was a theoretical aerial professor and researcher. The chemist got in his spare
time from boredom during the journey in the train his measuring instrument with
whose help he could measure the air quality in the train. The other Emojis
looked at the chemist with curious looks. First the chemist thought that it was
only one snapshot.
He repeated his tests later at least 10 times. In most cases the trains were
overcrowded during the journey exceptionally. In some cases the chemist had to
look even long for a fairly free small place for his measurements. The aerial
professor was interested in these practical proofs of his interlocutor. This is
why he wanted to go together with the chemist on the same day by the train. The
judge already forgot that he should go to the gathered lawyers. That's why he
wanted to go together with both Emojis by the train. The aerial professor bought
his ticket. Then both Emojis entered on the town border in a train. The judge
followed them. He sat down near both Emojis. More and more Emojis got into the
train from different small villages. The aerial professor wanted that his friend
carries out several measurements of the air quality. Already at the beginning
the values of carbon dioxide were exceptionally high, although at the beginning
many passengers were not in the train. The chemist measured the air quality.
The aerial professor took down all results in writing. The judge concentrated
upon this research. Both Emojis agreed that they should inform the authorities
about the problem. At the same time they feared additional bureaucracy on the
part of the first dictator and his government. The judge felt obliged as a
personality with certain authority to help both Emojis to discuss with their
results at least with the gathered lawyers in the legislation at the round table
the subject air quality in trains of Emoji.
Thus the judge left his seat and went to both researching Emojis. He said them
that their results of the research should be discussed anyway at the round table
of the gathered lawyers. In the beginning both Emojis reacted easily shocked.
They were afraid of spies in particular from the Salted Cucumbers. The judge
told to both Emojis his occupational function and name. The judge wanted to take
even both Emojis for the discussion at the round table. At the same time he
noticed that the train had his terminus in the university town
Emoji List.
All passengers were asked to leave the train at once. At this second the first
dictator with his Minister of Finance and assistant from the Mercury discussed
about the future of the higher education. The Minister of Finance said that it
was very important that the portion of the Emojis should be increased with an
academic degree. The reason was that graduates should automatically pay higher
taxes. The Minister of Finance hoped for higher income for his tax authority by
studied Emojis. These arguments were persuasive enough to visit the university
town by emergency for the first dictator. He commanded to his assistant to
organise a modern flying saucer. His subordinated listened and reacted extremely
fast. A modern flying saucer was specially ordered from the Uranus still before
the end of the last year. The first dictator flew together with his Minister of
Finance and assistant to the town of the graduates. In the meantime, the judge
was nervous a little bit that he went in the wrong direction with both Emojis.
When all three Emojis left the train, they wanted to visit one more restaurant.
At this second the first dictator flew together with his team in the modern
saucer. Special engines of this modern flying object expel no injurious
pollutants, but according to present passengers their prints. That's why a
unique rain began in the university town. It rained strawberries and partially
several small parts of Poops. The reason was the composition of the passengers.
In the majority were the strawberries which fell on the heads of the clever
Emojis from the clouds. Nobody trusted to itself these strawberries to eat. At
least, the rain ended after the landing of the saucer with the high-ranking
Emojis on a confidential airfield. The aerial professor wanted to present on
this day to his students the results of the air quality in the trains. The
chemist and the judge stood as an evidence for this theory. The credibility of
the results of the research not only should be thereby guaranteed, but be
confirmed by both Emojis. At this time the first dictator found out that a short
time ago it rained strawberries. This is why he was interested in geography. The
geographer had no explanation of this phenomenon. This is why the ruler was sent
by Emoji to the aerial professor with his team. The aerial professor, the
chemist and the judge could not believe their eyes that the first dictator with
two other high-ranking Emojis found the way to them.
The ruler wanted to speak with the professor about the phenomenon of the special
rain. The aerial professor steered the conversation in the subject of the air
quality in the trains. The chemist confirmed this with his device. The judge
confirmed this. Finally, he experienced the experiment in the train. The first
dictator knew the judge who worked together at the round table with other
lawyers in the legislation of the country. That's why the ruler wanted to
undertake something against the problem.
He required from his assistant the confidential phone book. The alien obeyed and
handed over to him. The first dictator wanted to find the phone number of the
main lawyer. He was nervous a little bit. The judge asked the ruler of Emoji
what he just searched. The dictator said that he wanted to dictate the subject
of the legislation to the gathered lawyers. The Minister of Finance had a better
idea. The haughtiest Emoji wanted to fly together with the remaining Emojis in
the capital to the gathered lawyers. The first dictator praised the good
proposal. The ruler commanded to the aerial professor to come along to the
chemist and the judge together with his team to the gathered lawyers with the
flying saucer. The aerial professor appointed two best students under the Emojis
as his deputies.
Finally, he had urgent presentation of the results of the research of the air
quality in the trains with the gathered lawyers. After a short time six Emojis
sat down in the modern saucer and flew from the university town. At this time it
rained not only pink strawberries, but it rained the whole way yellow
strawberries. In the dusty city of
Emoji
Meanings the whole dust was wiped off. Emojis of this city did not
understand, why yellow strawberries wiped off the whole dust so fast without
chimney-sweeps. The mass media nationally reported about this strange
phenomenon. Nobody anticipated that flying Emojis in the modern saucer were
responsible for this rain. After short flight the saucer on a parking bay landed
about 2 walking minutes of the building of the gathered lawyers.
The assistant of the first dictator had to knock at the front door. In the
beginning the internal bodyguards wanted to check these Emojis. They did not
recognise that among these six Emojis three high-ranking government politicians
were. Suddenly the first dictator stood before them and insulted them as idiots.
Finally, he worked hard on the fact that every inhabitant of Emoji knows the
face of the ruler by heart in his or her dreams. In spite of these incommodities
the dictator praised the bodyguards for their stubborn examination of the
visitors. Finally, it could also concern phoney Emojis.
After this incident the main lawyer was informed about the forthcoming visit of
the first dictator with five other Emojis. The dictator asked the main lawyer
which subject was just worked on in the legislation as a next one. The main
lawyer said together with his occupational colleagues that they had a quarrel.
Nobody knew what should come in the legislation as a next one. Thereon said the
judge who experienced the bad air quality in the trains with two professional
Emojis: "Today I experienced the proof of the bad air quality in the trains. So
I went together with the chemist and the aerial professor from my hometown by
the train. The values of the carbon dioxide in the trains were ascertained as
alarming."
A defender of the air quality from
Star Emoji
had immediately a good idea: "We should put several indoor plants in the trains
from the beginning of the train wagons up to the end."
The first dictator praised the lawyer for the good idea. Thereon the main lawyer
wrote the following sentence in the law book: § Every wagon of a train in the
country of the Emojis must have more than at least two plants. Watering of the
plants is a thing of the internal staff. The choice of the plants must be
carried out carefully.
A responsible manager of the train enterprise with roots from the Ceres reacted
strongly angry over this decision. He called this decision as damaging to
business. Thereby there rose the personnel expenditure. The manager could not
accept this. However, normal Emojis praised this decision as an improvement of
the driving quality in the full trains. The manager decided a crisis meeting.
There he decided to treble the number of the train wagons in certain distances.
In some distances multi-storeyed wagons were used. The lower wagons were
reserved for passengers with restrictions in the movement. The uppermost wagons
had to use sporty Emojis. In spite of these measures at least one plant had to
collect the excessive carbon dioxide in a wagon. After these events the first
dictator celebrated his success together with his team. At this time more and
more Emojis wanted to know the origin of the yellow strawberries. Many
inhabitants of Emoji became amateur researchers in their spare time. The first
dictator wanted to honor the judge, the chemist and the aerial professor on the
state television before many spectators. He did this also media-oriented. By the
lending of the honouring it rained in the TV studio yellow strawberries.