The best Yaya Touré drinking jokes as player accepts drink-driving charge

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What the party might have looked like

These were the best of the Yaya Touré drinking jokes after the Manchester City midfielder accepted a drink-driving charge despite insisting he does not drink alcohol.

The player was reportedly fined £54,000 and banned from driving for 18 months at Barkingside Magistrates Court after an alcohol reading of 75 micrograms per 100 millilitres of breath – almost three times the legal limit.

Touré later released a statement on Facebook explaining how he had told the court that he had not “intentionally consumed alcohol” and is said to have ‘thought he was drinking diet cola from a jug at a party, without realising it had brandy in it’.

He says that “it is well known that I am a Muslim and do not drink” but with some seemingly suspicious of this claim, here are the best Yaya Touré drinking jokes: