FJ RPG

I want to ask FunnyJunk a question regarding our RPG. I want to ask FJ directly, instead of the forum where virtually no questions are answered, and not in the FJ RPG post, because this will take too long.

I have the Mercury Armor, along with the "9Gag Bane" sword. But no matter what I do, I always get Flooded with the gay furries when they come up. Then I have to respawn at the front page, and it's all just too frustrating. Every time I die, I have to keep buying Green Thumbs at the FJ store. I mean, their Red Thumb resistance is surprisingly high for gay furries. Do I need Dolan's "Gooby Pls" to get through the last waves? Halp, please!

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But I still have an issue. I need Uncle Dolan's Armor and cast fur armor to distract the furries. I have no idea where to get the armor nor the Fur armor spell. I still need halp.