Although the school did not release details of the rules violation, police arrested Cooter Saturday at 3:25 a.m. and charged him with DUI after he failed a field sobriety test. Cooter had been observed near the UT campus driving the wrong way and for failure to stop at a stop sign before police pulled him over.

Also ticketed: An underage female companion, for underage drinking and having an open container. Not to worry, though: They're cousins, it's all fine.

We really shouldn't make too much fun of the boy, though: His real name, so you know, is James Robert Cooter. That they shorten to "Jim Bob" is merely a coincidence.