Jon Gruden is in a new Hooters commercial. There’s certainly nothing sexy about that, though it did make me consider the idea of Gruden breaking down tape on porn movies. “LEMME TELL YA, THIS PENETRATION IS SOMETHING! I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT KIND OF BACKSIDE PURSUIT SINCE BRYCE PAUP! MIND IF I TAKE MY PANTS OFF?”

Has anyone else read that steaming pile of maggot-infested pig shit of a column on Grantland where they have a bracket to select the “best” 64 songs of the century?

If you haven’t I suggest you don’t unless you want to have a self inflicted aneurysm. There may be 4 songs I agree with. MAY.
Jumping jesus that pissed me off. If it wasn’t for Pierce and Weinreb I would just boycott that site entirely.

I could sit here with just me, youtube, a fridge full of frosty adult beverages and play 64 songs off the top of my head that are infinitely better than their choices. Goddamnit.

And don’t get me started on fucking Simmons.

** END RANT **

That being said, I may have mentioned this before but the new Vampire Weekend is top top.

People were complaining about rock and roll in the 1950s ( “one of the most terrifying things to have ever happened to popular music.”) and the Beatles in the 1960s (“something Hitler might find useful.”)

September 15th thru the 18th. Staying downtown on 6th and Guadalupe. Bringing my youngest daughter, brother and a couple of his kids and my best boy and his wife. My godson lives there and plays in a punk band. Should be fucking fun as all hell.

You ever been to The Salt Lick? We’re talking about a road trip to there.

“Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation, especially a technique popularized in the 1990s by a Manhattan salon run by seven Brazilian sisters. More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair — part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries. In Australia, Sydney’s main sexual health clinic hasn’t seen a woman with pubic lice since 2008 and male cases have fallen 80 percent from about 100 a decade ago.”

“It used to be extremely common; it’s now rarely seen,” said Basil Donovan, head of sexual health at the University of New South Wales’s Kirby Institute and a physician at the Sydney Sexual Health Centre. “Without doubt, it’s better grooming.”

“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”