After bouts of cynicism and disillusionment, I’ve finally come to a good place about Restaurant Week. It may not be a huge “deal,” but it’s an excuse to try out a restaurant you haven’t yet. So, if there’s a place you want to try, go. You may find that the RW menu doesn’t look so good when you get there and end up spending less by just ordering an entree a la carte.

I remember the first time I found love. It was only three weeks ago and I was just a young lad. I had just pulled into a gas station and asked if I could use their restroom, as it had been a long time since I had been able to have a private moment. I was handed a key attached to a large tire iron and instructed to go around the back. I entered the restroom which was unlocked, and to my surprise found a delightful young woman there. We spoke briefly about NASA and our thoughts on time travel and we have been together ever since. She is Asian.