Condoms.

Poop surrounded by wizard hats.

“My friend manages a smaller retail store on the main strip of an amusement park, I manage a store across the way. One day he called me into his store to find a human sh– just sitting in the middle of the floor. The guest had even gone as far as to put one of the tall novelty wizard hats we sell over top of the poo to cover it up. I’m not sure how they were able to poo in the middle of the store without anyone noticing, but they did. The next day he called me over again, even more distraught than the last day. Not only had someone sh– in exactly the same place again, they put wizard hats in a circle around the poo instead of covering it. We never found out how or why, but that wizard hat circle of sh– is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life to this day.” – Redditor jacobdotexe

Poop on the rides.

“Diarrhea on the seats and floor of the rides. People literally sh– themselves” – Redditor ask_me_if_Im_lying

A prosthetic leg that flew off a ride.

“[I] saw a prosthetic leg fly off the Raptor at Cedar Point once, I laughed harder than I should have.” – Redditor dc668012

Bob Hope pictures.

“One year someone kept hiding little pictures of Bob Hope. I found one in an ice bucket. They were found on rides. In cash registers. In gardens. For the entire summer, Bob Hope would turn up when you least expected it.” – Redditor Cellar______Door

A bag of cat skin.

“I found a plastic baggie with cat skin in it. It was like one of those bear skin rugs. It was even pretty clean looking, definitely not freshly skinned. I don’t know how it got there, why it was there… I was pretty freaked out when I found it, thought it was a dead animal.” – Redditor 1stSuiteinEb

A cooler full of vomit.

“Cleaning out the picnic shelter in the park, I came across a cooler left behind. I was curious so I opened it up. The first thing that hit me was the smell. I cant even describe it. It was a cooler full of vomit. Like, A LOT of vomit. One of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.” – Redditor GreasyDagoWop