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hi, on my way home on friday, on the nightbus, i was alseep upstairs and got woken up by someone next to me. i think she poked me, or pushed me or something. she opens with:

"are you jewish?"
"no"
"oh ok. i really want a boyfriend but there are too many fucking foreigners in this country"
"oh well" (i'm very drunk and asleep)
"its just annoying. why are there so many of them?"
"why dont you move to spain then?"
"theres way too many foreigners there"
"tough shit then. look, there arent even any foreigners on this bus....er... (unable to work out what sort of point i was trying to make, i go back to sleep)

i then get woken up 10 mins later by here going, "i think i'm going to be sick" and going downstairs with her friend.

i've heard girls with these ideas about asian men before. When I was in college a friend of my best mate said that all asian men were ugly. The best bit was that my friend's dad is Iranian. I was like 'she's just insulted your dad AND she's just a little bit racist.'

I was on the tube going home from work and this guy got on, suited like me, and sat opposite me. He looked I guess Middle-Eastern and started in with something about why black people would got to Iraq and fight other black people in the US Army? Why would they attack their brothers [in skin colour] when it was clearly all about white man's imperialism?

All this sort of stuff. I really didn't know what to say. He just seemed to want to get a lot of stuff off his chest and didn't seem to mind that I wasn't adding anything to the 'discussion'.