Facebook's on the stock market now! Even as we speak, total strangers are buying and selling the space where you leave passive-aggressive notes and quasi-inspirational quotations for all your so-called friends to see. And how are people celebrating this auspicious day? If you're part of this group of people who allegedly have never seen each other face-to-face but still consider each other friends thanks to the false nostalgia-building that is Facebook, you make a video that tries so hard to be "uplifting" and "inspirational" it's basically a Christian Rock song with the word "Facebook" substituted for "God." Welcome to 2012.

There wasn't any other likely outcome for that bane of the earth, sh*tbag. And this isn't the first time this dude's done something inappropriate like this. He's got a running series of these antics---from getting punched by Brad Pitt, to slapped by Will Smith, to completely torn apart by Gigi Hadid..someone's gotta lock this dude up.