It's all healthy and shit too. Steamers are weird to figure out, but very much fun to use I'm in love with kitchen appliances. Mostly the coffee machine. YOU CAN PROGRAM IT TO GO OFF AT A CERTAIN TIME. How epic is that.

I love the smell of fresh ground bodies coffee in the morning.

Private to Aurora;

Hey, um, if you're not up to anything, do you wanna go out somewhere? I'm getting a little bit of cabin fever just now and I'm on limited work since the building exploded a little. Help a girl out?

It's a good idea to start at the beginning of the day. I'm looking forward to your pancakes! I'll have Jeanne stock the fridge.

What sort of attractive woman does, in her right mind, buy her own drinks? ;) I'd buy drinks for you all night if I was a man and had a job. But since I'm not either, I'll have other men with jobs buy them for both of us. Can't wait to see if you've got anything to offer on the dance floor...

How are the bruises, by the way? Any late night heists in the near future?

I'm staging a hostile take over with the kitchen appliances. The toaster and the blender talked me into it!

No, but really, the coffee maker has this little clock, and you can set it like an alarm, and so long as there's a filter in it and it's topped up, it'll make coffee for the morning! How awesome is that! When do you get up?

Oh yeah, totally, I'm fine. I don't know if you can get high on soy sauce but I totally upended a bottle on myself earlier.

Well, I'm only just reading the users manual. So, like I can set this thing to like eight thirty, and that means you can totally just lie in for a while and be slowly coaxed from the comforting warmth of your bed by the smell of coffee. Totally awesome. I even have those mega nice Jamaican beans.

You should see the crap I fail at, it's horrific and I still eat it because it's such a fucking waste. I should'a listened to you early and just stopped being a lazy cow. I'm gonna try baking! What kind of stuff do you like?

Um, no. I'm likely to just take the glorious smelling ambrosia back to bed with me to molest it.

Well, yeah. I mean, I was gonna buy the stuff that you put on top, but it says I can make it here if I follow it all right. I have a funky tuna melt I could see if he'll eat. Might poison the little bastard.

Well, I was gonna wait until he was at least a foot tall, maybe a foot and a half. What kind of irresponsible parent would I be, tattoos and smoking at that age?

You're horrible. I'm taking him, the netflix, and the fudge cakes, and we're leaving your oppressive judgement. And you're going to pay me child support and alimony because I never went to college for you and can't support a child on my own.

But you wouldn't You can't, it's detrimental to my health. If you leave me with the plant I'll spiral out of control and drink my body weight in alcohol every day until I drown in a pool of my own vomit. Is it pathetic that I'm not joking. God, it is.

I have no idea how that got on there, I don't care for the singing at all. Just don't take off the horror flicks. They're stringing out left and right because it's in season and I will eventually sit down to watch them.