So John Scott jumps Phil Kessel and Phil Kessel two-hands John Scott (thrice) and David Clarkson leaves the bench to fight John Scott and Phil Kessel fights Brian Flynn and Jonathan Bernier fights Ryan Miller and David Clarkson gets a 10-game suspension and Jonathan Bernier celebrates with Justin Bieber.

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John Scott is necessary because the only thing that can stop a bad team with a John Scott is a good team with a John Scott.

And just like the carnival barker Mr. LaPierre opined on Meet the Press, "there needed to be more good guys with guns at the Navy Yard.(effing brilliant) We didn't need a good team with John Scott, we needed Orr out there giving him body blow.

P.S. Should't the Sabers coach face some fine? That was some bush league spit putting Scott out there to beat up a smaller player.