NEW MANOWAR!!!!

No idea if this picture is new/old or if lineup is current… also no care!

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe Manowar are the very definition of what it means to be metal, and those who think Manowar are the complete opposite. I proudly fall into the former camp.

Zena Metal tells us that there’s a new Manowar album on the way, which is great news! There’s also a solid minute of a new song (which is about metal, natch), and European tour dates; even better news!

I’d challenge her assertion that the lyrics of this new song “sound like they were written by the Berserker character in Clerks” — hasn’t that always been the case?? It’s why we love this band so much.