Arnold is a sad
chapter in the history of Giraffs Without Borders. We used to bring him on
expeditions to dangerous or impassable places. He would walk in front of the
expedition and clear the way of trees and branches. He would also scare away
the lions and paparazzi photographers.

Suddenly he dicided to be the
govenor of California even though we all knew he was much better at clearing
roads and scaring away animals. He is still a member of GWB but joining
politics has made him turn to the dark side and these days he doesn't even
like giraffes anymore.

These days there is
always an evil look in Arnold's eyes when he is discussing giraffes. This
picture is from his speach about why giraffes aren't allowed to get married
in California.