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32: When your train from East Croydon suddenly gets moved from platform 6 to platform 1 one minute before arriving.

33: Going shopping on a Saturday or Sunday morning and stepping in vomit in the town centre from the night before.

34: The traffic gridlock in Coulsdon caused by everyone trying to get into the Aldi supermarket.

You would think Coulsdon's Aldi was a tourist attraction (Image: David Cook)

35: All those speed bumps on the roads between Addiscombe Road and Lower Addiscombe Road.

36: Never being able to find a parking space in Coulsdon.

37: The lack of public toilets in the town centre.

38: Thornton Heath Pond not having a pond any more.

39: The way people drive on that section of Purley Way between The Colonnades and Purley where it's one wide lane on each side. You don't have to try a crazy overtake just because the lanes are a bit wider!

40: Having to put up with everyone's foul mood when Crystal Palace lose a match.

Palace fans are among the best in the world but still get grumpy when their team loses (Image: Steven Paston/PA Wire)

41: Being dragged to Ikea by someone who thinks it is a fun day out.

42: The fact that Sanderstead station is not in Sanderstead and Purley Oaks station is not in Purley.

43: People who have never set foot in the borough thinking the so-called Croydon Facelift is a real thing.

44: You've been looking forward to playing Guess Who at Ludoquist all day and then somebody else is already playing it when you get there

45: That Boxpark isn't open all night when you get back from a night out in London and get the munchies on your arrival at East Croydon

If only Boxpark never closed (Image: Grant Melton)

46: Having to worry about whether Chelsea or Spurs might sign Wilfried Zaha from Crystal Palace

47: Or if you have no interest in football having to listen to your friends going on about how worried they are about it