Posts Tagged ‘celebs’

It’s so difficult to pity those with endless supplies of dough at their disposal. Yes, I am jealous, and so are you probably. Because we’re all after that extra bit of money. Oh the things we could get up to with it… maybe use it on a mini splurge, get yourself a new winter coat [...]

Like I need any other imports to make me sick! X Factor USA has started again and I’m really enjoying it. I really am. It gives me a chance to lounge back into the folds of my sofa, gripping a steaming hot Twinings in a mug placated with a celebratory Union Jack, and chortle [...]

Style Alert! Shamballa bracelets have really hit the limelight again this season, and with their bold colours and sparkling crystals, plus they’re ready-to-suit-any-occasion designs; it is no surprise why! Named the next ‘IT’ must-have jewellery, celebs are already donning these holistic statement pieces, such as the TOWIE tribe, to name a few! Jewellery companies [...]

Dolls are cute, aren’t they? You play with them a bit when you’re little, dip them in some vinegar or something and chew their leg off until they’re nothing but a carcass of plastic and realigned scalp. But it’s true what they say, that what you grow up with carries with you in later life. [...]

Smoking a cannabis joint on stage during her concert in Holland, Gaga made it into the news, but is it really newsworthy? Let’s face it, Snoop did this years ago. Doesn’t really make much of a statement. Plus, the likes of Bill Hicks, legendary outspoken comedian (now deceased) was speaking about this stuff [...]

So much drama about the latest bit of nudity from the suddenly not so conservative royal family. With every man and his dog coming out to defend Kate Middleton, what we’ve heard less of is, was it a PR move? Well, let’s look at this realistically. You don’t, as the future queen, go topless [...]

After much anguish for the pair, it’s so wonderful to hear that Bill and Giuliana Rancic have welcomed their baby son into this world just a few days ago. No doubt they and their families are overjoyed that their surrogate has given birth to a healthy baby weighing 7lbs 4oz. Their son, Edward Duke was born on [...]

So, first the fake pregnancy with the fluctuating baby bump, the collapsing baby bump, the lack of realistic pregnancy weight gain for a person not at all genetically skinny. This facade was then followed by the rapid post-birth “weight loss”. After all the cheeky bare-faced lying that Beyoncé and Jay Z did in front of the entire [...]

So now the furore has started to die down over the Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders affair there’s one issue that I still can’t understand (and no, it’s not how the Twilight fans are having hysterics about the Stewart/Pattinson encounters at the various premieres or Stewart being referred to as a ‘Trampire’). How come it was Kristen [...]

The name alone runs synonymous with words of negative grace and everything about her screams ‘corrupted’: her manner, her bedraggled hair, her clothes – regularly turning up to red carpet events in nothing but a tank top, shorts and a pair of trainers – and now it seems her relationships could be the final straw [...]

As Geordie Shore draws to a close and the Sambuca is stickily finished off, the fake tan is bottled up with stained palms and the ‘why aye’s and ‘hawae’s are put to bed, our newly free Tuesday nights now seem unnaturally empty. This concept, a follow-on from the successful US original Jersey Shore has come [...]

I can see you. Yes, you. Hid behind your sofa, crouched in an undignified squat, shivering like a Chihuahua on top of a shed. But it’s alright, I promise, come away. That’s it, come on over here, have a sit down, Miley Cyrus’s new hair isn’t that bad… well, actually, maybe you should just go [...]

I wonder how many men would’ve seriously watched Titanic had Kate Winslet not been sprawled, breasts flopping everywhere, wearing only that necklace, or how well-known Megan Fox would be now had she not been all arse and kumquats in the first Transformers film. Chances are their franchises wouldn’t have been half as profitable, were it [...]

Even at the Olympics closing ceremony I could not contain my excitement for the reuniting performance of the Spice Girls and wow was it worth the wait. Arriving in lit up black cabs to perform their hit singles ‘Wannabe’ and ‘Spice Up Your Life’, the Spice Girls then proceeded to parade around the [...]

Right, let’s have a really cool quick-fire round of pointless questions about pointless people. Ready? Okay, who is more useless than Chantelle Houghton? A: Alex Reid. Who is more arrogant than Alex Reid? A: Kanye West. Who is more annoying than Kanye West? A: Kim Kardashian. Kudos if you got them all right, a slap [...]

…but they’re colourful and pretty and they bend nice. If someone were to have told you that there’d have been a television show that followed a brain-dead cast from Essex with a collective 1Q of 4, where the topics of conversation stretched to which was closer to Brentwood: Stockport or the moon, that this [...]