The fact that you all like talking to me so much clearly shows that I would not want you to get blown up outside a halal butcher in Kabul. So as far as I am concerned your all exceptions, even if you are poor!

So the way to get out of the draft is to like you?

I'm forked...

Good thing you're already in Canada.

_________________My oven is bigger on the inside, and it produces lots of wibbly wobbly, cake wakey... stuff. - The PoopieB.

wait!! i want to know if my life has value! i am gainfully employed! but i dropped out of university! but i'm not fat! but my job is supporting a student with complex disabilities to attend a dildo liberal arts college! but maybe i shouldn't call it that because it's a jesusy college! also i take antidepressants which maybe means i'm weak! i need answers!

Exactly. That's enough guff out of you, poor librarian. And don't even start going on about your PhD from Ponce U.

_________________These shitbirds should pay for their own elections if they aren't going to be obligated by any democratic pretense. - MumblesDon't you know that vegan meat is the gateway drug to chicken addiction? Because GMO and trans-fats. - kaerlighed

I think goodlooking people can be exempt from the draft. Being fun to look at is as good as having a successful career. Please PM me pictures (nudes) and I'll let you guys know if you should be drafted.

wait!! i want to know if my life has value! i am gainfully employed! but i dropped out of university! but i'm not fat! but my job is supporting a student with complex disabilities to attend a dildo liberal arts college! but maybe i shouldn't call it that because it's a jesusy college! also i take antidepressants which maybe means i'm weak! i need answers!

Do you smoke crack? Are you washed, or unwashed? Do you have a lawyer and/or $15 million?