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Just wondering if those cats in the header pic are named Friday and Lola. See I used to have a pair like that until I had to move and gave them up. They were tap fiends and didn’t like their water any other way.

Probably some guy mistranslated ‘Dragon’ or ‘dog’ as ‘Lobster’. I don’t wanna think of that horrible somewhat-Lobster-like creature from ‘Return of the Jedi’. Someone call George Lucas; copyright infringement!

Rochester MA — Attack lobsters were sited on the streets, jumping from the bicycle baskets of young children who were bringing them home for Sunday supper. Some speculate that the lobsters have developed rubber dissolving chemicals which are excreated through their exoskeletans.

The mutants are known to emitt ear drum piercing screams just prior to submersion in the boiling cook pots. Humans loose control of extremeties and randomly release the attack lobsters with spastic hurling motions.

The lobsters use their death vice claws to remove the feet of their human prey, who topple to the floor. The scene that follows is brutal as humans bodies are disengourged with small picks.