Memo

To: Platinum Cat

From: Agent XXXXXX
of the Afrikaats

CC: Feline Bureau of
Investigation

Date: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Re: South African
Spy Dogs (Declassified version)

Our human American agent, XXXX
XXXXXXX, is taking real steps toward foiling the South Africans'
plan. She has trained the South African spy dogs to release the
gate latch so they can escape. Like most dogs, when they're in a
pack, they think only of their own desires, not their duties.
During the dogs' absence the Afrikaats were able to gain
unrestricted access to the safehouse. They installed hidden
cameras and microphones to monitor all activities
throughout the safehouse. An archive of audio and video
recordings is being maintained for your review. We must warn you,
some of it is disgusting and quite perverted.

It may be possible for XXXX XXXXXXX
to turn "Mr. Busy" into a counter spy. He seems open to
suggestion and could be subject to Tactical Tabby influence. No
South African has yet been able to resist the power of the
American media. Assimilation is inevitable.