TSA Agent Allegedly Groped Former Miss USA's Vagina

by Rayne Millaray

Once would be bad enough. But four times?

In vagina news, former Miss USA Susie Castillo says the TSA couldn't stop touching hers. Castillo says she opted out of the body scan because she travels a lot and was concerned about the radiation. But when she submitted to the new and improved pat down, she got more than she bargained for.

And while we'll concede that four times is a bit much, we're still wondering how people can not know about this new, invasive procedure TSA implemented last year. Or maybe it's that they didn't think it would be as bad as it is? Who knows?