Show:Saturday Night LiveThe Setup: Man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend and engagement ring and is talking to the woman behind the counter.Salesperson: What kind of ring are you looking for?Customer: Not so big I have to work Saturdays but not so small she kicks me in the nuts.

Show:The West WingThe Setup: CJ is walking down the hall and comes across her assistant Margaret while in the middle of trying to negotiate a big deal with the Chinese and Germans in regards to the situation in Africa.Margaret: The President’s waiting for you in the Oval Office and I have a yogurt.CJ: What for?Margaret: For you to eat.