I think the gun control question is a self-correcting problem. All the dingleberries will shoot themselves eventually, and all the responsible gun nuts and survivalists will hole up in their bunker and await the apocalypse.

No joke - I have three friends who've been robbed by ninjas. They all worked the same convenience store, and two dudes in ninja masks held them up with katana three times in one week. Well, two times really, because the third time my buddy ran after them with a bat, caught the 15 yr old, who subsequently ratted out his 35 yr old accomplice.

I think the gun control question is a self-correcting problem. All the dingleberries will shoot themselves eventually, and all the responsible gun nuts and survivalists will hole up in their bunker and await the apocalypse.

I'm pretty sure federal law requires you to be 18 to be gifted a handgun.

When I was 17, me and my trust funded friend "Fat Robert" were coked out of our minds, early one morning way before dawn, and ended up in the yard wearing black shirts and pants, and night vision goggles. I swear to you, he had me convinced there were Ninjas in that tree line outside.