When you buy a home, you meet with a real estate agent who holds your hand through the process.

They help you make a decision that fits your needs and your budget,
they introduce you to inspectors, title companies and closers. And when
all the work is done, you choose a single day for everything to come
together to get the home of your dreams.

In the world of politics, when you want to rig an election,
the same type of helpful people exist to walk you through the process,
establish your budget, introduce you to all the right people . . . and
after all the work is done, you get the CANDIDATE of your dreams.