Atelier Versace Spring Summer 2013

I can’t believe I’ve come off my maternity leave for a few days to review the couture shows, and I’m being exposed to cheap Barbie clothes, outfits that a drag queen could barely get away with, and gold lamé suits. Did Atelier Versace forget this was couture, not tacky rave dress up? I imagine their seamstresses were sobbing when they realized their prized skills were being put to use to make this tat.

I love…

skin, fur, glitz, and sexiness: the four elements of Versace.

I loathe…

when they make Kristen McMenamy look like a drag queen. And this suit looks like Versace ran out of ideas and used some of Jean Paul Gaultier’s.

gold lamé suits. Never, ever ok.

a dress that looks like its made from cheap glittery fabric and fun fur.