If you never saw it, then before even thinking about reading any further, go and watch the piece from Family Guy concerning 'mass awareness of a certain avian variety', go watch it now. Then come back and think about what a Surfin' Bird is. To us it's simple. It's a cute surfin' bird. Simple really. Everybody knows that bird is the word. Tweet!

If we were to use the original single cover artwork for Star Girl by McFly as a guide to the nature of the song, we would be lost as there are no stars and no girls. In fact, one of the band members looks very confused as he is scratching his head. On the remix we find a babe who we presume is the kind of girl you would find on a space mission. Why is this? Because she has orange hair and appears to be squatting down in a mysteriously blue corridor such as you would find on a space ship, obviously. Fly!

In a way, we know that Patti Labelle And Michael McDonald are prone to telling falsehoods. How do we know this? Simply because their duet is called On My Own. Surely On Our Own would be more accurate. The odd original single cover artwork shows the two artist separated by a pink tear and a monochrome filter. On the first remix we find a babe who is all on her own, standing on the rocks looking over her shoulder back at who - the photographer - so shes' not on her own either. On the second remix we find a babe lying around on her bed all on her own. Wearing nothing but stockings and high heels however, we think she won't be lonely for long. Solitude!

Paul Young tells us that Wherever I Lay My Hat (That's My Home). Now in principle that might be a reasonable ethos to live by, but in today's society it would make a bit of a mockery of buying a house. If Mr Young can just walk in and take it over by laying his hat down, then what's the point of taking out a mortgage or doing any decorating. In fact, better still, just get a hat of your own and go and lay it somewhere else. Of course another option would be to lay that hat on a babe's head and make her your home and that's exactly what has been done on this triple-play remix. Bowler!

Maybe it's no surprise that R.E.M. are singing about Losing My Religion so soon after Halloween, which is why the original single cover artwork requires a special triple-play remix. On the original cover we find the lead singer looking sad. Perhaps he is sad at having lost his religion? On the first remix we find two nuns who, it would appear, are in the process of losing some of their religion. On the second remix we find a babe who has found religion but is likely to lose it very quickly if she doesn't get dressed. Habit!

Woooo.... It's Halloween, which means it's time for another remid from our collection of Halloween Hits, and this time it's the turn of Night Of Fear by The Move. On the original single cover artwork we find the band members who, to be fair to them, do look quite scary. On the remix we find a babe who is being tapped on the shoulder by a skeleton and is surely going to be in fear for the rest of the night. Fearsome!

As Halloween approaches, the remixes on AllBum.Art get creepier. And none more so than this remix of Creep by Radiohead. On the original single cover artwork we find what appears to be a poor rendition of JFK smoking a cigarette with a zip for his mouth. If that (and Radiohead's music) isn't creepy enough, on the remix we find a babe creeping down some stairs looking for all the world like a vampire with her blood red lips. We aren't sure if all female vampires wear the same outfit as her but if they do, then maybe getting bitten wouldn't be that bad after all. Canine!

Odd combination don't you think? A band called Vanilla Fudge which sounds all gooey and sweet, singing a song called Season Of The Witch which sounds anything but gooey and sweet. The original single cover artwork showcases the gooey and sweet faces of the band members. The remix goes in a different direction as we find a witch who has been reading up on her spells and practicing flying on her broom whilst, oddly, forgetting to put a top on. Maybe she is in season? Autumn!

As we approach halloween, things are beginning to take a turn for the macabre here at AllBum.Art. Here we find Dido singing about being No Angel. The thing is, we can see so little of her through the Dido shaped keyhole on the original single cover artwork that whether she is an angel or not remains a mystery. To resolve this the remix features a babe who is an angel in some ways, but not the sort that is likely to be allowed to inhabit heaven for long. Fallen!

Another remix for Mike Oldfield. On the original single front cover artwork for To France, we find a very blurry and obscured picture of Mr Oldfield. Why this would in any way represent France, or even a journey to said country, is unknown and unclear. On the remix we find a babe who has completed the journey to France. How do we know this? Simply because she is standing in front of the Eiffel Tower. Ooh la la!