_________________"Oh, look who it is / It's my supportive wife/ And she thinks she's going to squeal/ Hey where do you think you're going?/ Don't you walk away from me/ You put down that telephone /You're not calling anyone"

Also I've set my computer to automatically do two things if I die, first is to delete all the tranny porn I've kept archived meticulously for the last nine years and the other is to come on Kyhm and post "My Penis is giant!" until I get to 10,000 posts, then it will write a new topic explaining why I'm quitting the forums to go to Thailand.

Actor.

_________________"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.

Pacemakers, meshnets, and an extremely contrived series of scripts and whatnot.

AKA, more effort than it is worth.

_________________"Oh, look who it is / It's my supportive wife/ And she thinks she's going to squeal/ Hey where do you think you're going?/ Don't you walk away from me/ You put down that telephone /You're not calling anyone"

Post subject: Why yes, I am bored at work. I honestly don’t know how you people can always tell… (And yes, I’m aware I’m using the agencies incorrectly)

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:08 am

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On a non-zombie related note, the whole thing seems a bit odd. You have to go back almost two decades to find a similar total collapse out of nowhere. I have to wonder if their new de-icing system might have weakened the structure somehow.

On the plus side, watching Minnesota politics will probably be more entertaining for a while due to the massive amount of buck-passing between various state and federal agencies.

***

“It’s a clear day here in Minnesota, and the blame game is in full swing. John, your thoughts?”

“You see, Bill, the key here is going to be to blame the disaster on others, while avoiding taking responsibility yourself.”

“Yes, Joh-“

“That way it doesn’t seem to be your fault.”

“Thanks for reminding us of the basic premise of the entire exercise as always, John. And here’s the first pitch! The Governor’s office has lobbed a perfect accusatory press release at the NTSB. The NTSB counters, sending it right back at the state’s DOT. The DOT makes an overhead pass to the state senate, citing insufficient budget for roadway repairs. The senate is-holy moley! I think they’re… yes! They’re going for a Hail Mary to the US Army Corps of Engineers! Were they even involved in this bridge’s construction, John?”

“I’m not sure that even matters at this point, Bill. The senate’s got their game-face on.”

***

And, y'know, so on.

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