7 Ways To Piss Off Any Florida State Student

We have our quirks here at FSU. We’re known for our outrageous partying skills as well as our progressive, liberal mindsets. However, we’re also notorious for the many things that piss us off. These are the things that bring us together and unite us as a campus of students. These are the little, smelly, annoying things that make us proud to be a campus full of complainers. Here are just a few of those things that tip us over the edge.

7.) Swiping into the library:
This is a surefire way to piss off any student at Florida State. Every student has had an experience where you’ve stood there swiping for a solid ten minutes while a line of fifty people forms behind you, ready to take out their pitchforks and attack.

6.)The first half of football games:Are the football players TRYING to make us mad? Every football game at FSU has managed to piss off the students here. Our players do a really great job of playing bad, potentially on purpose, just to set our teeth on edge. Make mistakes in the first half, and make up for it in the second. That’s our motto here at FSU.

5.) Logging into campus wifi:One of the most inconvenient and aggravating things about FSU is having to connect to either “FSU Guest” or the coveted “FSU Secure”. For whichever Wifi you choose to try your luck with, you have to log in with your blackboard username and password every time you step on campus. Life is so hard sometimes.

4.) Walking to class in general:That mother freaking sun! It really knows how to piss a person off. The sun will be roasting your back as you try and walk to class and maneuver around the hundreds of other students. At the end of the day, it will make you look like a disgusting, pathetic, greasy mess and that’s why we’re so angry.

3.)Talking trash about White Trash Wednesday:Apparently, White Trash Wednesday is a delicacy here at FSU. If you talk badly about it then a group of sorority girls will suddenly appear in front of you and talk about how “crazy” it was and how they “can’t believe they did that one thing.” You will get them fuming.

2.) “I got into UF, but chose not to go.”:Yeah, but I bet you didn’t choose to be a giant douche bag. If you say these 9 words at any point in your FSU career, you will be immediately hated. No one gives two shits if you got into UF, because Florida State is so clearly better anyways. Thanks for bragging about your SAT scores but high school isn’t relevant anymore.

1.) Saying “What What” during the Fight Song:This is simply not okay. It is a misrepresentation of the Seminole culture. THERE IS NO “WHAT WHAT” IN THE FIGHT SONG. If you are one of those people that says “What What” in our cheer, then you need to repent now. Purge yourself of your sins and walk away from whoever hurt you so badly. Admit that you are wrong and sing the damn song with some respect.