Sexual Offenderman x Reader Lemon

Yes? Lemons you say?
Slender Lemons?
Well then, here it is!
The book you have been looking for!
Unless you saw this randomly.
(Warning: Lemons means it's a book with sexual content. Please do not read if it's inappropriate for you)

🔪or 🔫 pick which one will you prefer to come out in your autopsy. Or both?
Your choice? But keep in mind I will make it very painful and very bloody.
So choose carefully. Either way your going to die no matter what you pick 😂