"That is tighter than spacepants....wait, did I just say that?" -Jesta Flash

Me: How hot is Cory?Ben: About as hot as a fat, sweaty, hairy trucker guy with no shirt on in 120 degree weather eating a giant doughnut and singing "thank God im a country boy!" off key.

Hugh: "It's 100% silver"zAny: "...except for the holes"

"What are the businesses begonna come?" -Chris Boyer

"KwizzaPWOING!!" -Greg Boyer

"The other day I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait!' " -Mitch Hedberg

"We must remember that art is art! ..but then again water is water! And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does!" -Groucho Marx

Monday, August 27, 2007

Aaaaaand one more song on Purevolume. Meant For Something Else, aptly titled because Charlie wanted an ending line for some lyrics of his and I wrote a bunch of lines, then he managed to write one of his own, so I took all my lines, modified a couple, and turned them into a DL song. =þ It's only about a minute long.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

So I did my Command Thee pic, and I kind of hated it. I'll probably try again. Hi.

I'm being forced at the end of a large green fist tonight, to look into school stuff for Fall. Drrrrr. School. I want to play. =)

I finally had to charge my six keytar batteries the other day. They lasted a long time! Seriously...this instrument just keeps on astounding me. O_O

My keyboard is slowly dying though. Some of the keys randomly don't play at times. =(

I'm wearing a booze shirt. >_<

I shall soon have the entire Blindside album collection, minus like one old EP but I'll have all the songs from it, so really....everything. And soon all I will need is the first Project 86 album to own all of theirs. Beauty, eh?

That's all. Tune in next time for another exciting installment of the The Bwian Bwian Show!

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Our latest song is up! PACHOW! Elyse "wrote" the lyrics. We wanted her to write a song, and then after talking to her for a while, we took the stuff she'd said out of the chat log and made those the lyrics. Charlie recorded the music, and I did the vocals. If you don't know anything about Decaying Lawn, you can either read about it on our purevolume page or go check out this more humorous version...

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Andrew and I made a punk song about Moses Lake last night and tonight. It's pretty great. We've just played it live though, no recordings. Sorry.

Pete and I got to talk for quite a few hours this week too. He's a cool hoser.

I worked at the fair serving ice cream for 5 hours today. It was...ack! But it's just warm-up for the restaurant next month. I cringe.Going back tomorrow to work another 3 hours. Hrm.

FINALLY found a way to get the Mel Music Videos onto the computer. They'll be up on YouTube whenever Chris gets around to it, and sadly for us, I don't think he considers it as high a priority as we do. =P

Friday, August 10, 2007

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

You know how Spider-Man would lose his powers in the comics when he got sick? Well I'm sick and I've lost some of my powers. It's rather annoying but I've been quite the klutz. Just in the last 10 minutes, I've spilled screws everywhere, measured 2 things wrong, and broke a glass container. =P

Mom ordered a box of bread from whatever food company the restaurant orders from. Do you know how inviting a box full of various types of bread is? It's great!!

Last night, Chris and Andrew and I watched Robot Monster and Manos: Hands of Fate. Those two movies and Plan 9 From Outer Space are each argued to be the #1 worst movie of all time. It's actually a really difficult decision to say which one is the worst. Needless to say, they're good fun to watch...in a strangely painful way. ^_^

Mi zapatos de diez dólares es ruindo.

Mom keeps sending me to Ace Hardware to buy one or two things like every other day, and almost every time I go, the same girl is at the register. She'll probably fall in love with me soon if she isn't already (she probably is), and she probably thinks I'm going in and buying random stuff just to see her. =P

The ML Quizzer Guys are losing a man to marriage this weekend. It's sad, really. Ben was one of the strongest pillars, upholding all that is smooth, and now he's going away. =(Mel will be at the wedding though. XDAnd I'll finally see PETE again!! Woo!!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Look up in the sky. Do you see the gray clouds? Do you notice the world losing its saturation as the sun is blocked from view? Do you know why there is such gloom over the land?

It is because soon...we shall have to say goodbye to the Chimo Van. It needs new ball joints and replacing them would cost a little more than my keytar, so the best thing to do is just save up a bit more and buy a car. (with a key...so a keycar. HA! *cough*) I will really enjoy having a car for a change...in fact I'll probably love it to pieces and want to drive all over the place and take turns really fast. ...but even so, I'll miss the Glory of the Chimo. Not to mention all the money I had before the purchase of a car. =\

Thursday, August 02, 2007

I was driving to work today. Isn't that a cool story? No, I was driving along, and I pulled onto the highway. As I did so, I saw a dog in the middle of the road, rolling around in some roadkill. It was really gross and really funny at the same time. I swerved around him and he walked out of the street before anybody nailed him but ummmm...yep. The end.