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My name is Lady Vagina, music mogul, fashionista and Squirt troll. I'm a dirty, deranged whore, I love nothing more than drinking piss from urinals and getting screwed by old men who look like leprachauns; as a delusional old cottage queen I know I'm God's gift.

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About Me

My name is Fanny Love. Described by the media as "like Alice in Wonderland, on acid",
I'm a Texan-born transvestite, who also happens to be a part-time super model, celebrated authoress and occasional shoplifter. I adore the company of beautiful young men at my isolated country estate in the English countryside. Join me on my unorthodox travels around little England, accompanied by Juan (my pin-up Brazilian chauffeur) and my two adorable dogs, Mr. Puffywuffycutesweetgummywummygumdrop (a rainbow-dyed poodle) and Brenda (a 3-year old Doberman bitch with an obsession about red stilettos).