So, I like talking like a pirate. This really freaks people out,
probably because they're not used to hearing dogs talk, but also because
there aren't many of us pirate dawgs around these days. There are
lots of popular pirate words and phrases. For example, "Ahoy"
(hello), "Booty" (treasure), and "Plunder" (to steal). My
favorites are "Pillage" (to violently plunder), "Arrrrrrrr" (the letter
R), and "Yo Ho" (hey girl - you lookin good!). And remember, time
flies when you're having rum.