Weeewwww Nellieeeeeeee!!!! How about that election? What a roller coaster! Anyone feel like somehow the great country of America just completely lost their shit? Understandable. But we haven’t lost our shit. That’s good and bad news. The shit is still here. Lurking like a smuggled turd in my preschooler’s boxer briefs. Lurking beneath the surface. The proverbial shit is stillRead more…

My Husband works for the Government. I think? I’m pretty sure? Whatever. He goes somewhere for 9 hours a day and typically comes home every evening too tired to argue with me or paw all over me. IT’S HEAVEN!! I can’t imagine our marriage could even get any better! Marriage is very delicate you know. Once you have aRead more…