Only this morning I discovered mice in my bathroom. Most folks might expect to find them in the kitchen, but those of you who know me will realise that soap tastes much better than anything in my fridge/cupboards.

So I asked for advice on how to get rid of the squeakers and have been given the following websites ........

OK - let's say for the sake of argument that they WERE green.............

Whatever colour they are I would like to get rid of them. I have now convinced myself that I shall be sharing a duvet with a whole nest of them tonight, hence I am still awake after 2100hrs and now sucking my thumb. Yes, just my thumb.

Let's assume that humane doesnt work, and that my aim aint good enough for a shotgun.....what else?

I too have had a mouse infestation of late and like yourself toyed with the humane option ..... until they ate the plastic downpipe from my sink (no duff!). It was a right pain to fix as well so it was no more Mr Nice Guy! I got some poison from B&Q and 4 days later - not a squeak.

Signs ...........lots of signs in different languages, Mouse is best to start of with, then Albanian Mouse, English Mouse, then Pidgeon Mouse.gives the wee feckers a chance. Signs must say (in order to comply with legislation) "Springy Traps Baited with Chocolate to Kill you Mice B'Stards"

IMHO Peanut butter works best on the traps, sticks like the proverbial, dont forget to file down the end of the release lever for a hair-trigger effect that way you get some neck snapping action even if the little cnuts fart near the bait.