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Even still, this is clearly not an alpha carousel! The chickens are the one riding him, and he’s clearly a beta mancloaca* for letting them walk all over him. I’m sure they’d be spitting if only they had lips!

*And just like that, my search history now includes the phrase “female chicken genitals”

Seconding filetofswordfish: the three in front definitely hens (the one between his legs hard to tell because comb cannot be seen clearly but probably a hen); the one in the back with the larger comb (red growth on top of head) and larger wattles is the rooster. Who also seems to have a larger…..beak.

Provided the fellow lying on the ground has not been too closely associated with Loreena Bobbit – I think it’s safe to say there are two cocks in that picture, albeit one is buried under a hen and some articles of clothing.

AND there are at least a dozen different shapes of combs depending on breed and variety. Most are familiar with the classic single comb, but there is also; pea, rose, cushion, walnut,V, buttercup.A hen’s single comb is bigger than a cock’s pea comb.

Funny, I just visited someone with chickens today. Was thinking about getting some at one time, but zoning laws for our subdivision wouldn’t allow it.
Anyway, I got to see the new chicks they just got this week. So adorable!

Malays and shamos are particularly unpleasant looking, orloffs too. I’vve got a little banty redcap that is the most hilarious bird, has a sea anenome on his head.
On the topic of boss hens, they come in 2 types; mellow and bully. I had one that would peck every other bird until she screamed everyday just to make the point. Most others will only peck when someone oversteps their place. I likened that to the different styles of kyriarchies in other countries.

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