Your story sad to tell,
A headhunter ne'er do well,
Most nearsighted young cannibal on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade-in on your smile!

Tropical Birds: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

Sewing school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Sewing school dropout,
Missed your spear throw and now the hunt is through!
Well at least you could have taken time, to neatly stitch your
your lips up,
After each of us donated rum to fill your empty skull up!

ruff day at the office
it's a jungle out there
don decapato (he made an offer that couldn't be refused)
green with envy
head of state
see what happens when you ask for a little head (opps sorry kids)
lost in the jungle

1 more posting....
The incredible,not so edible "Nasty Noggin' Concoction" by the Decomposed Draftsman "Dirty Donny"
"-Serving HeadNog from the Amazon Bog since 1813"

"Dipsomaniac Donny"- The cure for your Headache, direct from the Jivaro Stake!

"Dread Head" -Fear The Spear

"Head Drunkard"- It will make your head loose, When drinkin this Jivaro Juice
Dirty Donny...Makin' you lose your head Since 1974....
Dirty Donny- Making heads roll since 1974....

***I want to thank Holden and DD for offering this contest!, And I would look at the posting dates when making a descision of a winner due to all the edits in posts like my own! I did read all the names in hopes of not duplicating a post, but there were so many, so if someone else posted the exact same, PM me or kindly let me know!***

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**Act like an Ass with me, and You'll get spanked!**

Holy Schnikees! There are WAY, WAY, WAY more entries than I thought there'd be. I'm seriously gonna need about 2-3 days after the contest's close this Friday to work on picking a winner! I'm getting carpel tunnel (sp?) just from moving my mouse down the screen on all of the entries (okay not really - but... WOW!!).
Holden