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The Worlds Easiest Quiz

1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI’s first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Leave your answers in the comments……and quit googling it. Just answer the questions. I’ll post the correct answers in a day or two. 🙂

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The Worlds Easiest Quiz — 7 Comments

Off the cuff response! 1. 100 years? 2. How the fuck should I know? But, I could guesstimate, Panama? 3. Old, fluffy, black, mangy, and dying cat? 4. Why do I care? but…umm…October? 5. Oh, you almost had me excited with this one. I thought there was a t-word after Camel. Could it be a Camel? 6. A loud and blabby bird, called a Canary? 7. Alberto-Rodriguez? 8. Violet? 9. That big place with all of those people? You know, that place with all of the pollution, verbal and otherwise, and manufacturing plants. I remember, it’s République populaire de Chine. 10. You racist bigot! How dare you call a box by its colour! Noir?

1. Longer than 100 years 2. Panama I think 3. Old tennis raquets 4. Russians don’t celebrate 5. I don’t know about the brush but the camel was made by a committee 6. I had my 11th birthday there so they should have been named after me but they were actually named after dogs 7. Dumbledore 8. Mauve? Lilac? Aubergine? 9. New Zealand, we call em Kiwi Fruit 10. Sort of a smudgy smokey grey . . . or black if the fire started in the cockpit but I think they’re a bright colour. Red perhaps so they can be easily spotted in the wreckage.

Daz: What is the difference between a duck? (I’ve heard it before)

So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, “Would you pass the soap,” and the other duck says, “What do I look like, a typewriter?”.

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