Flying Jib wrote:With his divine noodly appendage, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will touch all and only those beings who do not touch themselves.

Have you been touched?

dammit! So this god hates porn too?!?!?!

WHY CANST I ESCAPEST THEE?!?!

Oh, wait, no, you are wrong. The great FSM is down with the self lovin' and sympathizes with the lonely.

May the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster bathe you in his wondrous Mercy, Love, and Garlic Sauce!
May He bless MP3 Fiesta and their noodlicious music bargains!
May He also watch over Roffleopolis and touch it with his marvelous Noodly Appendages.