Oh Inverted World!

I found out that I have to get my car repaired in order for it to pass the stupid e-check,

I broke my glasses in two this weekend while cleaning them with my apparent super-hero-strength touch, and

I am momentarily short in the money-department,

I am having one of those peaceful-heart, weightlessly blissful and happy moments, where I feel like I should be walking somewhere and suddenly be moved into thoughtful slow motion while some Shins song that you'd find playing towards the end of a Scrubs episode kicks in, my scrubs and my Farrah-Fawcett armpit-hair blowing in the wind.