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x-wipes

x-wipes are a fine brand of customised toilet paper, with the splendid novelty of having photographs of your choice printed onto every sheet. Over and over again you can rub someone’s smug expression into the darker crevices of your body, achieving an unhealthy degree of satisfaction in the process. 4 packs of the stuff costs a hefty $99, so you’ve got to be sure when choosing your victim. After a moments contemplation I’ve decided to order a set featuring Blur/Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn, truly the most odious man in popular music. Who would you choose?[via Quiddity]