The Vagina Face Mask Perfect For Halloween!

When it comes to Halloween, people tend to go one of three ways with their costumes. They might decide to go for something funny to make people laugh. Some want to look sexy and draw people to them. Others want to go full horror and give people nightmares on the spookiest night of the year. Well, one person decided to help people achieve this with a vagina face mask you can buy.

Yes, you read correctly. It is a face mask that looks like a vagina. You might be picturing a comedy vagina, with the person’s eyes poking through, but we can guarantee that what you are imagining is nowhere near as horrifying as the real thing. Think you can stand to look at it? We have the story here on the Escort Norway blog.

A horrifying sight

There are some pretty scary costumes that people wear on Halloween. Freddy Kruger, Jason, , Pinhead, Scream, and Pennywise. If you were to turn a corner on Halloween and see someone dressed like that, you’d probably feel a little scared. But the vagina face mask is worse than any horror movie character you can imagine.

It is a genuinely horrifying sight to behold, so if you are ready, scroll down to see it in all of its terrifying glory.

Okay, so vaginas might not be works of art to look at, but this mask makes them seem like something from your worst nightmare. It looks like the kind of thing that you would see in an episode of Doctor Who, or the thing that hides under the cloaks of the Dementors in Harry Potter.

The mask was originally created for those into BDSM, as a way of humiliating submissives and slaves. Given the appearance of the mask, we guess that it might have worked.

A terrifying price tag

Now the mask might seem like the kind of thing that would fit in on Halloween, because it really doesn’t look like any vagina I have ever seen, but that isn’t the only thing terrifying about it. It would cost you a lot of money… and not just because of the years of therapy you might need afterwards.

The mask, which was being sold on Etsy by artist Melissa Coulter, was going for $480. That’s roughly £370. £370 to turn your face into your vagina’s worst nightmare. Yikes!

You’ll note that we said that mask “was” being sold on Etsy. Possibly because of the attention that the mask got, or perhaps there simply aren’t enough anymore, Melissa Coulter is no longer listing the mask. So if you were hoping to make your nose a clit for Halloween, you might have to look elsewhere.

The vagina face mask everyone’s talking about

In the short time that the mask was on the website, it seemed to be very popular. It received a number of fantastic reviews from those buying the product. Some stated that it was “the real deal”, though many seemed to argue about the fit of it.

Some were surprised by just how thick the material used to make the vagina face mask was, stating that it “limits the stretch and movement somewhat for someone with a larger head”. Given the fact that the mask was created for BDSM purposes, we can see this as more of a positive… but would you actually buy it?

Cannot be unseen!

People cannot stop talking about this item and then sharing the images with their friends… but the problem with this is that, once you have seen it, you cannot simply forget it. What has been seen cannot be unseen, and so you are forever going to remember the vagina face mask that will definitely give you nightmares. Where are the Men in Black when you need them?

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.