But, in the 32nd year of his life, in the beautiful twilight of his career, Fed cut that mane. Behold:

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Whoops, wrong picture. HERE HE IS:

That’s right: Fed’s opting for a short, well-mannered cut, more befitting of his age and maturity. (I guess?) The most important part, though, is that this new style makes him look like a certain vaunted pop star. But who?