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Summer Sub-Contracting

What are you thinking about, now that summer's here? Maybe it's cleaning beach sand off the floors, or maybe it's all the food you'll be making for the barbecue? Or maybe, just maybe, it's about what you can buy to make other people do all that for you, so you can sit by the pool for eight weeks non-stop.

This month's Home.Woot Woot-Off is all about the stuff you need to give to people so they can do al the cooking and cleaning for you. See? We're on your side in this!

...unless those other people buy from us first, and force you to do all the work for them. Hey, what do you want? We're capitalists! So, basically, the first person to buy it all wins the right to goof off all summer. Okay, ready? Three, two, one- GO!

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