Oh, Fer Cute

April 04, 2012

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Panic! Run for the exits! - Notable bed-wetting wing-ding Bryan Fischer thinks that mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum should give it his all, because Frothy's next chance in 2016 (Sorry, Willard 2.0) he will be up against governors Christie, Jindal, and Rick Perry, so it is now or never. And in the meanwhile, "Gridlock is our only hope." (American Family Association)

Willard 2.o Builds Excitement -

"Nobody thinks Romney's going to win. Let's just be honest. Can we just say this for everybody at home? Let me just say this for everybody at home. The Republican establishment -- I've yet to meet a single person in the Republican establishment that thinks Mitt Romney is going to win the general election this year. They won't say it on TV because they've got to go on TV and they don't want people writing them nasty emails. I obviously don't care. But I have yet to meet anybody in the Republican establishment that worked for George W. Bush, that works in the Republican congress, that worked for Ronald Reagan that thinks Mitt Romney is going to win the general election." -- Joe Scarborough

Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and refill the copier - Unblinking Space Alien Rep. Steve King (R-IA) thinks the problem is not that gays and lesbians are being fired for being gay and lesbian, it's that they are telling people that they are gay and lesbian: "In the first place, I would think that unless someone makes their sexuality public, it’s not anybody’s business, so neither is it our business to tell an employer who to hire. He won’t know who to discriminate against in the first place." (Think Progress)