"There are so many things that infuriate me about regular sites: - Images not having defined heights, leading to content jumping up as I'm reading - Ads loading and unloading, leading to the page jittering up and down erratically, making the content unreadable - Auto-playing videos: some start playing audio, some have the audio muted but still pause any music I have playing - Those ads that scroll up across the page (which wouldn't be a problem, but they scroll at a third of the speed that I drag them up at) - The "Read Full Story" buttons that animate the content downwards, freezing everything for a few seconds while the dumb animation plays - Web fonts taking an eternity to load, leaving me with no content for ten, fifteen, or more seconds - Web fonts loading unexpectedly and causing all the text to reflow, destroying my scroll position "