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September 8th, 2013 - Everyone was at the Breakdown Ball, it was a good time, everyone was dancing. The ball was in a large cafeteria like area, with tables around it. Everything was going nice, until Invalid took a bathroom break and was mauled to death by a zombie. Shrieks of agony filled the ball and a panic ensued!

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[14:05:30] ~Invalid: "September 8th, 2013 - Everyone was at the Breakdown Ball, it was a good time, everyone was dancing. The ball was in a large cafeteria like area, with tables around it. Everything was going nice, until Invalid took a bathroom break and was mauled to death by a zombie. Shrieks of agony filled the ball and a panic ensued!"[14:06:29] %JackZero: (can someone save this rp btw)[14:06:32] ~Invalid: (people go ahead and say what you're doing where you are and what not, I'll just be here to tell everyone if they're successful and what they run into on the way)[14:06:39] Maid Tea Waffles: (k)[14:07:10] • %JackZero suddenly stops dancing and looks at the direction of the bathrooms[14:08:10] %JackZero: (what my character is saying i just write normally right?)[14:08:14] ~Invalid: (yes)[14:08:20] • ~Queentrace is chilling by the punch when he hears the startled shrieks, and heads towards the bathroom[14:08:32] • Maid Tea Waffles goes to the stairs to get to the roof[14:08:59] Maid Tea Waffles: (roof i meant)[14:09:02] • Shea Wilder looks around in panic then runs after Trace.[14:09:12] Shea Wilder: Truck! Don't leave me behind you Nas![14:09:20] • %JackZero sees people running and tries to catch up[14:09:27] ~Invalid: "a stampede of about 20 people come rushing toward the exit, the terror in their eyes says they'll be hard to persuade"[14:09:35] %JackZero: Anyone here know what the hell happened??[14:09:48] ~Queentrace: I'm not sure, but we have to get past all these idiots to find out.[14:09:57] %JackZero: Ok, we can try[14:10:11] • Maid Tea Waffles gets to the roof of the building[14:10:37] ~Queentrace: Hey, everyone, get out of the way! We have to get to the bathrooms![14:11:10] %JackZero: Come on people, move![14:11:14] ~Invalid: "one person who feels a sense of justice starts to slow down, but then flips the Truck out and keeps running"[14:11:23] • ~Queentrace checks inventory[14:11:49] ~Invalid: "Queentrace has punch, his wallet, and a Shea."[14:11:55] Maid Tea Waffles: I wonder what the others are doing down there[14:12:09] Shea Wilder: (I'm an inventory item)[14:12:20] %JackZero: Let me check if i have anything useful too[14:12:35] • %JackZero checks in pockets and around him[14:12:45] %JackZero: (lol i guess so shea)[14:12:51] ~Invalid: "JackZero has nothing, Nascourge picked his pocket and is on a train to Tabasco."[14:12:58] • Shea Wilder also checks her pockets, out of a sense of duty.[14:13:10] Shea Wilder: I have a couple chocolate bars.[14:13:18] %JackZero: Shit guys, i don't have anything useful on me[14:13:42] • Maid Tea Waffles barricades the door to the roof[14:13:45] ~Invalid: "Shea has an umbrella that is actually a sword, not a sword that is actually an umbrella, and chocolate bars."[14:14:00] ~Queentrace: Alright, I have a plan.[14:14:22] • %JackZero breaks off a chair leg and ties a knife on the end with a dress of a dead guy[14:14:28] %JackZero: maybe this'll do[14:14:28] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles successfully barricades the door, it will take at least 10 zombies pounding on it to be broken."[14:14:35] Maid Tea Waffles: yes[14:14:35] %JackZero: Ok, tell us the plan[14:15:08] ~Queentrace: Basically, the plan is that I use my punch. I'll pour it on the mob, and hopefully that will get enough people's attention that we can get past.[14:15:39] • Maid Tea Waffles checks his pockets and around him for supplies[14:15:46] %JackZero: The only way to find out is to try.[14:16:14] • ~Queentrace tries doing his plan, throws punch over crowd[14:17:12] • Shea Wilder hugs sword to chest.[14:17:50] ~Invalid: "the three people who were hit by the punch are highly offended, two punch her in the face. no one else wants to get messy and since they aren't entirely sure what's going on, they decide to clear a path for the heros.[14:17:59] ~Queentrace: (We're doing dice rolls to check to success of actions, so it's totally random)[14:18:12] ~Queentrace: Alright, let's move.[14:18:24] • ~Queentrace clutches face and moves through crowd[14:18:28] %JackZero: (oh ok)[14:18:38] • Maid Tea Waffles checks his pockets and around him for supplies[14:18:56] ~Queentrace: Shea, Jack, let's go![14:19:07] • Shea Wilder follows behind Trace quickly.[14:19:13] • %JackZero goes into the crowd after Trace[14:19:27] %JackZero: Maid, catch up![14:19:33] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles has lint and keys in his pocket, all the materials around have been used to construct the barricade. The barricade consists of 2 loose leaf boards and 5 cinder blocks."[14:19:40] ~Queentrace: (Maid is on the roof, Jack.)[14:19:43] ~Queentrace: (Shea's with us)[14:19:59] %JackZero: (oh still, sorry about that ;-[14:20:17] Colonel Duck: (hello)[14:20:24] %JackZero: (hi)[14:20:36] Maid Tea Waffles: (he left)[14:20:36] Hyper Sniper: (cool)[14:20:54] • ~Queentrace arrives at the closed bathroom door. Things appear eerily silent, so stop in front of door.[14:20:58] ~Queentrace: Are you guys ready to go in?[14:21:04] Hyper Sniper: (yes)[14:21:15] Shea Wilder: (characters are self inserts, not original characters)[14:21:20] • %JackZero arrives to the bathroom as well[14:21:28] Shea Wilder: (So you have to be yourself)[14:21:32] %JackZero: Ok, i'm ready too, how about you Shea?[14:21:41] Shea Wilder: I think I'm ready![14:21:52] Hyper Sniper: me too[14:22:00] Shea Wilder: Where did you come from!?[14:22:03] ~Queentrace: Alright, three, two, one...[14:22:03] • ~Queentrace opens door[14:22:14] • Hyper Sniper follows[14:22:21] %JackZero: He must be a member of the crowd we met earlier.[14:22:26] Shea Wilder: Yeah...[14:22:28] • %JackZero goes in[14:22:29] • Hyper Sniper pushes queen in[14:22:35] • Shea Wilder follows in.[14:22:45] • Hyper Sniper goes in and locks door[14:22:47] %JackZero: No one seems to be here.[14:23:00] %JackZero: But the screams must have come from here.[14:23:05] Hyper Sniper: Yes.[14:23:12] Shea Wilder: Be quiet and listen...[14:23:12] ~Queentrace: (Everyone wait, Invalid is setting the scene)[14:23:18] ~Invalid: "Zombie Invalid stumbles out the bathroom door, he groans loudly and slowly tries to eat QT."[14:23:23] %JackZero: (got it)[14:23:28] Hyper Sniper: (ok then)[14:23:42] %JackZero: Shit! We gotta move, Queen duck![14:23:44] ~Invalid: "The zombie that infected him races very slowly behind him."[14:23:47] • Shea Wilder Panics and hits Invalid with her sheathed umbrella sword.[14:23:56] ~Queentrace: Waah![14:23:57] • ~Queentrace stumbles backwards[14:23:57] ~Queentrace: What the hell is going on?![14:23:59] • Hyper Sniper runs and watches from a distance[14:24:10] Hyper Sniper: A zombie happened[14:24:17] ~Invalid: "Crit, Zombie Invalid's head explodes"[14:24:24] Shea Wilder: (omg I'm competent)[14:24:36] ~Queentrace: How the hell did you do that?! Oh, I don't care, do it again![14:24:44] Hyper Sniper: Yes, save us![14:24:57] Hyper Sniper: Its up to Invalid[14:25:05] • Shea Wilder swings at the next zombie as well[14:25:10] Shea Wilder: (invalid was a zombie[14:25:13] ~Invalid: "4th wall sniper seems to be on to something."[14:25:15] • Hyper Sniper gets out sniper[14:25:18] Shea Wilder: (everything in "" is a game master thing)[14:25:22] %JackZero: We have to keep our guard up and try to work together.[14:25:23] Princess Natalie: (Hey there)[14:25:33] Hyper Sniper: I'll watch our backs![14:25:35] ~Invalid: "4th wall sniper does not have a sniper, his inventory has a rock from outside."[14:25:35] Shea Wilder: (you needed to check your inventory hyper. if you aren't paying attention get out)[14:25:37] %JackZero: (hi)[14:25:39] Hyper Sniper: (hello natalie)[14:25:53] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to climb to ground[14:26:01] Princess Natalie: (that was hard work)[14:26:05] ~Queentrace: ( Wait for the results of Shea's zombie attack)[14:26:09] Shea Wilder: (Hi Nats, if you want to play please be unlike Hyper here and reread the game to see how to play)[14:26:16] ~Invalid: "The zombie is knocked down, it will take at least 9 seconds to get back up."[14:26:25] ~Queentrace: Everyone out, now![14:26:33] %JackZero: Run![14:26:33] Hyper Sniper: (god, why do i always get yelled at)[14:26:34] • Shea Wilder gets the Truck out.[14:26:37] • ~Queentrace runs out the door and waits for others[14:26:43] Shea Wilder: (Because you're doing it wrong)[14:26:44] • %JackZero runs out[14:26:55] ~Queentrace: Sniper, let's go![14:27:01] • Hyper Sniper just stands and watches[14:27:13] Shea Wilder: Are you stupid? Do you want to die!?[14:27:17] ~Queentrace: Truck, Shea, give me your sword![14:27:20] %JackZero: Sniper, you're gonna get killed![14:27:22] ~Invalid: "The Crew escaped the pathetic zombie that somehow killed Invalid. They are now in the center of the ball room"[14:27:24] • Shea Wilder hands sword over[14:27:46] • ~Queentrace gasps[14:27:52] ~Queentrace: Alright, looks like we outran him.[14:28:03] • Hyper Sniper skitters out[14:28:11] %JackZero: Good, we survived[14:28:26] ~Invalid: "he avoided being bit, narrowly, by 8 inches"[14:28:29] Hyper Sniper: (i was typing the phrase wrong, stupid me)[14:28:35] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to climb to the ground[14:28:59] ~Queentrace: Alright, so clearly something incredibly odd is going on here.[14:29:05] Hyper Sniper: What is that?[14:29:09] ~Invalid: (it's a 25 foot drop, so you've got a 1/20 of not breaking something if you jump)[14:29:19] ~Queentrace: I have no idea.[14:29:25] Hyper Sniper: Me neither[14:29:27] Shea Wilder: There are fucking zombies guys! What the Truck!?[14:29:29] • Maid Tea Waffles doesn't jump[14:29:42] %JackZero: Agreed, but whatever it is we have to get some weapons to defend ourselves, there might be more.[14:29:43] • Hyper Sniper jumps and lands on head[14:29:51] Hyper Sniper: oops[14:30:04] Shea Wilder: (what.)[14:30:09] ~Queentrace: Stay calm. Our first priority is to get supplies, like Jack said, and to look for survivors.[14:30:16] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles notices a fire escape, but it only goes up to the window below her. it's 8 feet between him and the escape"[14:30:32] • Hyper Sniper shouts for help[14:30:35] Shea Wilder: Okay... so I don't remember. Is there a walmart or menards around here?[14:30:46] ~Queentrace: Sniper, shut up![14:31:02] • Hyper Sniper gives the cold shoulder to QT[14:31:12] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to get to the fire escape[14:31:12] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles Miraculously hears Sniper"[14:31:16] %JackZero: You'll attract them so don't shout.[14:31:22] ~Queentrace: Do you want to die? You're going to attract zombies. Now, scour for supplies.[14:31:27] Shea Wilder: Dude, you stayed behind with a zombie longer than you needed to do.[14:31:31] Hyper Sniper: Ok then...[14:31:33] ~Queentrace: Meet back here in ten minutes with whatever you find.[14:31:39] %JackZero: Got it.[14:31:42] Shea Wilder: I think this guy's a little nutters.[14:31:43] ~Queentrace: Everyone okay with going solo?[14:31:50] ~Queentrace: Or do you want to buddy system?[14:31:51] Hyper Sniper: It appears that my leg is screwed...[14:32:02] Shea Wilder: Um... I think I'll be okay maybe.[14:32:13] ~Invalid: (waffles if you hang down, then drop, it will be like a 3 foot drop, so you should be fine)[14:32:17] Princess Natalie: I'm gonna die[14:32:19] ~Queentrace: Alright, someone has to help sniper walk.[14:32:27] Hyper Sniper: I need a walker[14:32:35] Princess Natalie: I will help[14:32:43] ~Queentrace: Alright, natalie and sniper stay together.[14:32:50] Hyper Sniper: Leave me behind! I'll fend the zombies off if they come back.[14:32:55] Shea Wilder: (natalie do an inventory check)[14:32:59] ~Queentrace: Everyone else, break. If you're not back in ten minutes, we're looking for you.[14:33:04] • Maid Tea Waffles gets to the fire escape[14:33:16] %JackZero: Ok, keep your guard up everyone.[14:33:22] ~Invalid: "Hyper sniper is prepared to smash zombie faces with his piece of gravel, they trust him to survive."[14:33:33] • Shea Wilder heads off to look around in one of the further corners[14:33:49] • %JackZero finds a lead pipe on the floor and throws it to Sniper[14:33:54] • ~Queentrace heads back towards the food table to look for supplies[14:33:56] %JackZero: You're gonna need this more.[14:34:00] Hyper Sniper: (guys when do the zombies come?)[14:34:27] ~Queentrace: (Eventually.)[14:34:31] Hyper Sniper: (ok)[14:34:42] • Hyper Sniper finds a big rock to throw[14:34:47] • %JackZero goes to the kitchen to find some sharp weapons[14:34:52] • Maid Tea Waffles is in the ballroom now[14:35:16] • Hyper Sniper crawls around looking for weapons[14:35:24] • Princess Natalie walks around a little looking for something[14:35:31] Maid Tea Waffles: What did i miss[14:35:34] %JackZero: (how many things can we carry?)[14:35:45] Hyper Sniper: (um... i don't know)[14:35:46] Shea Wilder: (okay, now wait for a second so invalid can roll)[14:35:51] %JackZero: (k)[14:36:03] Shea Wilder: (Private to %JackZero) invalids choosing what people pick up[14:36:11] Shea Wilder: (Private to %JackZero) so just say where you're searching[14:36:17] %JackZero: (Private to Shea Wilder) ok[14:36:23] Shea Wilder: (Private to %JackZero) the lead pipe was ok though[14:36:29] %JackZero: (Private to Shea Wilder) ok[14:36:29] Hyper Sniper: I found a lamp stick.[14:36:40] • %JackZero continues searching in the kitchen[14:36:40] Hyper Sniper: Who needs it?[14:36:42] Shea Wilder: (Private to Hyper Sniper) invalid is choosing pickups[14:36:46] Shea Wilder: (Private to Hyper Sniper) please wait a moment[14:36:53] Hyper Sniper: (Private to Shea Wilder) ok no problem[14:36:57] Princess Natalie: do you need my to carry u on my back?[14:37:05] Hyper Sniper: No i'm good[14:37:10] Princess Natalie: okay[14:37:16] Hyper Sniper: I can crawl[14:37:38] ~Invalid: "Hyper Sniper finds a 16 ounce rock, (1 lb). Jack finds 2 butter knives and a steak knife. Maid Tea Waffles saw 10 zombies on the way in. Sniper gets hurt trying to crawl. natalie finds a chair."[14:38:04] Hyper Sniper: Ouch. My arm[14:38:12] ~Queentrace: (Please wait for Invalid to finish before taking big actions)[14:38:23] Princess Natalie: (okay Qt)[14:38:25] Hyper Sniper: (ok no problemo)[14:38:32] Maid Tea Waffles: (k)[14:39:22] ~Invalid: "Shea finds 2 corners in one room, and wonders if they're just in a wall or something. QT finds a big bag of trail mix and a rawhide bone, it must have been Natalie's."[14:39:43] ~Queentrace: Sweet.[14:39:56] Hyper Sniper: Lucky. Trail Mix[14:40:05] %JackZero: I guess that'll do.[14:40:12] Hyper Sniper: It will have to[14:40:23] %JackZero: We can put the knives to good use eventually[14:40:27] • ~Queentrace content with what he found, heads back to the center of the ball room[14:40:47] • Shea Wilder frowns at the corners one last time and then heads back to the center[14:40:53] • %JackZero decides that searching further will yield nothing so he goes back to the ball room[14:40:55] ~Invalid: "The Crew notices the zombie from before has finally noticed them, it inches towards them moaning loudly."[14:41:15] Hyper Sniper: Great. Just Great[14:41:38] ~Queentrace: I got it![14:41:39] • ~Queentrace draws sword and slashes at zombie[14:41:45] Hyper Sniper: Good.[14:41:53] ~Invalid: "The zombie gives sniper a grimacing look, it will kill him first if it can."[14:41:54] %JackZero: Good job Trace.[14:42:01] • Princess Natalie picks up Hyper and carries him on her back[14:42:08] • Hyper Sniper throws rock at zombie[14:42:34] Princess Natalie: we won't let u die[14:42:35] ~Invalid: "The zombie is cut in half, blood coats the sword and an awful odor fills the area."[14:42:58] • Maid Tea Waffles searches the kitchen 4 some tea and some cups[14:43:00] ~Queentrace: Aw, Truck.[14:43:01] • ~Queentrace coughs and backs away[14:43:09] ~Invalid: "The rock is also covered in blood, but didn't accomplish anything."[14:43:11] %JackZero: Shit, that smells.[14:43:24] Hyper Sniper: Ewww.[14:43:30] Shea Wilder: Oh gosh, that's gross. That's really, really, gross.[14:43:31] • %JackZero covers his mouth and nose with his shirt.[14:43:40] • Hyper Sniper starts to choke[14:43:52] Hyper Sniper: I have to throw up real bad[14:43:52] %JackZero: Let's get out of the building before we start choking.[14:43:56] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles finds tea and and cups."[14:44:04] Maid Tea Waffles: Yes[14:44:09] • Hyper Sniper power pukes on wall[14:44:14] ~Invalid: "Hyper doesn't throw up."[14:44:20] • Maid Tea Waffles puts them in his pockets[14:44:22] Hyper Sniper: (thanks)[14:44:23] ~Queentrace: Alright, let's move out, people.[14:44:26] %JackZero: Be prepared for anything outside.[14:44:27] Hyper Sniper: Yes[14:44:35] Maid Tea Waffles: ok[14:44:50] Shea Wilder: Are you sure we shouldn't stay in here?[14:44:56] ~Invalid: "16 zombies are right outside the door."[14:45:02] Hyper Sniper: Yeah, it smells there[14:45:09] ~Invalid: "There is not a window."[14:45:12] Maid Tea Waffles: What about the roof[14:45:13] ~Queentrace: (Whose perception is so high they can see through walls?)[14:45:15] Shea Wilder: It's safer in here though[14:45:24] Hyper Sniper: I guess so....[14:45:29] ~Invalid: "No one knows about the zombies outside but Tea"[14:46:10] • Shea Wilder listens by the door to see if she can hear anything[14:46:30] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to break the barricade he made[14:46:34] %JackZero: Do you hear anything?[14:46:37] • Princess Natalie goes around a few corners and into some rooms[14:46:52] Hyper Sniper: Natalie, you can put me down now.[14:46:56] ~Queentrace: (Rolling for sounds check)[14:47:07] • Princess Natalie puts Hyper down[14:47:13] Princess Natalie: be careful[14:47:19] Hyper Sniper: Ok, I will[14:47:23] ~Invalid: "Shea hears what must be at least 8 zombies inches from the door, they grow more restless apparently having heard the disturbance near the door."[14:47:41] • Shea Wilder backs away quietly[14:47:53] ~Queentrace: Shea, what is it?[14:47:57] Shea Wilder: Guys there's fucking lots of zombies out there, I think.[14:47:57] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to break the barricade he made[14:48:09] Princess Natalie: what's around this corner?[14:48:11] %JackZero: Shit, we have to find another way out then.[14:48:16] Hyper Sniper: We need to watch each others backs[14:48:22] ~Queentrace: Alright, first thing is to find a way to barricade this door.[14:48:30] • Princess Natalie walk into 5 rooms[14:48:34] %JackZero: I think there was a back door in the kitchen that leads outside.[14:48:37] Hyper Sniper: I can lay in front of it.[14:48:37] Shea Wilder: Can we use the table[14:48:42] Shea Wilder: (Natalie, what.)[14:48:43] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles smashes into the door, it doesn't budge."[14:48:53] Shea Wilder: (You have to wait for invalid to see if you find anything)[14:49:02] Princess Natalie: (walks*)[14:49:17] ~Queentrace: Alright, Jack, let's pick up the buffet table and lay it in front of the ballroom door, to be safe.[14:49:18] Hyper Sniper: (jarJar is here)[14:49:23] JarJar8: (omg)[14:49:31] %JackZero: Ok[14:49:37] JarJar8: (I'm on another comp this is so weird xD)[14:49:37] Shea Wilder: (Jarjar, if you Truck this rp up I swear...)[14:49:43] • Princess Natalie gets lost[14:49:46] • Hyper Sniper watches and listens...[14:49:48] JarJar8: (lol I won't)[14:49:55] • %JackZero helps Queen to lay the table[14:50:05] • ~Queentrace lifts one end of the table and helps jack move it to the door[14:50:18] %JackZero: Do you think this will hold?[14:50:25] Hyper Sniper: I hope so.[14:50:31] Princess Natalie: where am I?[14:50:42] Princess Natalie: I hate getting lost[14:51:03] • Shea Wilder starts clearing things off the other tables[14:51:17] • Princess Natalie walks to the next 2 rooms[14:51:18] Shea Wilder: There might be other entrances to the building to barricade.[14:51:20] Hyper Sniper: We can use the things as weapons maybe...[14:51:46] Princess Natalie: found something

[14:51:51] ~Invalid: "Natalie is most certainly lost, she has absolutely no idea where she is, she is in a room with no lights and hears zombies, she is petrified. Jack and QT barricade the door enough that 11 zombies will need to push it open at once."[14:52:13] %JackZero: Good, this door will hold for a bit.[14:52:16] • Princess Natalie screams[14:52:25] Hyper Sniper: Wow, I'm getting scared guys. I'm thinking that these barricades won't hold...[14:52:30] Shea Wilder: Oh Truck.[14:52:45] %JackZero: There's an entrance to the building in the kitchen i think, we have to check it out just in case.[14:53:04] • Princess Natalie runs into 8 more rooms[14:53:10] %JackZero: We have to be completely sure of our moves, one mistake could cost us our lives.[14:53:12] Princess Natalie: where am I?!![14:53:16] Shea Wilder: Alright.[14:53:19] Hyper Sniper: What can I do to help?[14:53:28] ~Invalid: "Only Jack hears Natalie's scream, it's faint and he doesn't know what it is."[14:53:40] Shea Wilder: You're injured, it's best that you just rest for now.[14:53:40] Maid Tea Waffles: guys we can break the barricade to the roof and gets the supplies from the barricade to make the barricade on the door stronger[14:53:43] %JackZero: Wait! I think i heard something.[14:53:53] Shea Wilder: You did? i didn't, what was it?[14:54:04] • Princess Natalie screams again[14:54:08] • Hyper Sniper listens and decides to rest in a quiet room[14:54:16] %JackZero: It was very faint, i can't track it down. I think it was a girl screaming.[14:54:27] %JackZero: There, i heard it again![14:54:33] • Princess Natalie runs around screaming[14:54:35] ~Invalid: "No one hears the second scream, Kingtrace assures everyone it was nothing, Jack agrees."[14:54:56] Hyper Sniper: It is your head jack, don't worry[14:55:02] Shea Wilder: Okay, so this kitchen then...[14:55:11] ~Queentrace: (We're about to die, hold on, folks)[14:55:12] ~Invalid: "Zombies heard Natalie. 18 zombies swarm around Natalie in the dark room."[14:55:24] %JackZero: (oh shit)[14:55:32] Shea Wilder: (fucking natalie)[14:55:43] • Princess Natalie looks around the room[14:55:44] Hyper Sniper: (always getting to trouble)[14:55:54] Shea Wilder: (if she'd only screamed once we would have been fine)[14:55:58] ~Invalid: "Princess Natalie sees nothing because the room is dark."[14:56:04] %JackZero: (yea)[14:56:25] ~Invalid: "Princess Natalie does hear the zombies."[14:56:26] • Hyper Sniper lays on the floor restlessly[14:56:36] ~Frost: (a new rp?)[14:56:44] Hyper Sniper: (yeah)[14:56:45] Shea Wilder: (yeah, it's about over i think)[14:56:49] Princess Natalie: I'm warning you zombies[14:57:06] Princess Natalie: I can hit and kick really hard[14:57:06] %JackZero: (it was so awesome, i hope it doesn't just end :c)[14:57:15] ~Invalid: 10 zombies recognize her direction and tackle her."[14:57:21] JarJar8: (lemme join the next one :3)[14:57:45] • Princess Natalie hits and kicks the zombies[14:57:52] • Princess Natalie runs d[14:58:01] Princess Natalie: (no d)[14:58:22] Shea Wilder: (natalie when you attack you have to wait for a roll)[14:58:37] ~Invalid: "Natalie kills 5 of the 10 zombies and is overcome, her sacrifice won't be remembered, but it was honorable."[14:58:37] Shea Wilder: (before you can do anything else)[14:58:39] Princess Natalie: (meow[14:59:02] Shea Wilder: (welp, you died)[14:59:08] ~Invalid: "13 of the zombies and Zombie Natalie now occupy the room."[14:59:12] • Hyper Sniper crawls to look for the group[14:59:20] Princess Natalie: (u just hate me so much!)[14:59:22] • Maid Tea Waffles crys[14:59:24] ~Queentrace: Alright, let's work on strengthening the barricade.[14:59:30] %JackZero: Agreed.[14:59:32] ~Invalid: (the dice hates you Natalie)[14:59:35] Hyper Sniper: I can barricade the door[14:59:37] %JackZero: (lol)[14:59:42] ~Queentrace: (Natalie, you're weaponless, alone, and screaming at the top of your lungs.)[14:59:44] Shea Wilder: Okay, so maybe let's just wiggle one of these tables into the kitchen for that door?[14:59:52] ~Frost: (is it too late to join this? XD)[14:59:57] Hyper Sniper: (yes)[14:59:58] ~Queentrace: We might want to leave through that one, though.[15:00:02] ~Queentrace: (No, come on in, Frost.[15:00:04] ~Queentrace: )[15:00:06] ~Invalid: (You can just wake up.)[15:00:09] Hyper Sniper: Leave door open for escape[15:00:12] Maid Tea Waffles: guys we can break the barricade to the roof and gets the supplies from the barricade to make the barricade on the door stronger[15:00:12] ~Frost: (idk what's happening)[15:00:17] ~Frost: (but ok)[15:00:20] • ~Frost joins[15:00:28] Maid Tea Waffles: (rp)[15:00:32] Shea Wilder: What did you have on the roof barricade?[15:00:33] ~Queentrace: (We're in the ballroom of a party, zombies are attacking, Natalie is dead.)[15:00:34] ~Invalid: (There was a Breakdown Ball, I died, zombies are in the ball."[15:00:36] Hyper Sniper: Frost, watch for zombies[15:00:43] %JackZero: (a zombie apocalypse, you're somewhere in in the building where we are)[15:00:48] ~Frost: Um, alright![15:00:53] • ~Frost watches for Zombies[15:01:08] %JackZero: Guys, someone i found on the floor woke up![15:01:08] Hyper Sniper: (He could have been passed out in a bathroom lol)[15:01:18] JarJar8: (lol)[15:01:30] ~Frost: (you make me sound like a prostitute)[15:01:35] %JackZero: (XD)[15:01:38] Hyper Sniper: (lol np)[15:02:17] Princess Natalie: (this is so funny)[15:02:27] ~Invalid: "Frost is in a room adjacent to the crew, he sees no zombies in his room, but 15 in the room in the opposite direction from The Crew."[15:02:44] ~Frost: ......fak[15:02:46] Shea Wilder: (Frost has super vision apparently)[15:02:51] Shea Wilder: Fak?[15:02:54] • Maid Tea Waffles searches the rooms with no zombies for supplies[15:02:54] Hyper Sniper: I can't crawl anymore...My arms hurt too much.[15:02:58] ~Frost: (it means Truck)[15:03:03] ~Frost: (gawd shea)[15:03:10] Shea Wilder: (thanks, I was in character)[15:03:23] • ~Frost (fails at rping)[15:03:34] • %JackZero (lols)[15:04:00] ~Queentrace: Alright, Jack and I will head up to the roof to get the supplies from the roof barricade[15:04:04] Princess Natalie: (omg frost)[15:04:06] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles goes into the room, and is noticed by Frost who introduces himself"[15:04:11] ~Frost the prostitute: (just getting in character considering I was found on the fucking floor -.-)[15:04:17] Hyper Sniper: (LOL)[15:04:18] %JackZero: Got it.[15:04:25] %JackZero: (lol)[15:04:27] Shea Wilder: What should I do?[15:04:34] Hyper Sniper: Help Me[15:04:35] ~Invalid: (a frostitute)[15:04:39] • %JackZero goes to the roof with Trace[15:04:41] ~Queentrace: Shea, here's your sword. Stay with them.[15:04:42] • ~Queentrace hands shea the sword.[15:04:46] ~Frost the prostitute: Hi! I'm Frost, do you have any idea what's going on here...?[15:04:48] • Shea Wilder takes sword[15:04:49] • ~Queentrace heads to roof with Jack.[15:04:58] Maid Tea Waffles: yes zombies[15:04:59] Shea Wilder: Hyper, I think you should sit and rest.[15:05:04] Hyper Sniper: ok.[15:05:05] ~Frost the prostitute: ...zombies?[15:05:13] ~Frost the prostitute: Are you joking?[15:05:14] Hyper Sniper: Yes. zombies[15:05:19] %JackZero: Alright, let's see what we can find.[15:05:22] Shea Wilder: Your leg is just going to get worst if you move around on it.[15:05:24] ~Frost the prostitute: (sniper you're not in the room XD)[15:05:32] ~Frost the prostitute: (it's only me and waffles)[15:05:34] Hyper Sniper: (oops XD)[15:05:59] ~Queentrace: Maid said that he made a barricade on this door. Let's break it down and get those.[15:05:59] Maid Tea Waffles: you want some tea frost[15:06:05] ~Invalid: "The barricade is broken down, the boards are completely shattered and now useless."[15:06:16] ~Frost the prostitute: Is this really the best time for tea?[15:06:19] %JackZero: Good idea.[15:06:20] ~Queentrace: Truck. At least we can use the cinder blocks.[15:06:23] Maid Tea Waffles: yup[15:06:26] ~Frost the prostitute: I mean, you just said there were zombies here[15:06:31] %JackZero: Dammit.[15:06:34] Maid Tea Waffles: i know[15:06:59] ~Frost the prostitute: I'm not even sure if I should believe someone who seems this crazy...[15:07:06] ~Frost the prostitute: (italics=thoughts)[15:07:12] Maid Tea Waffles: (u unlocked a new area the roof lol)[15:07:17] Hyper Sniper: (oh good idea)[15:07:24] ~Queentrace: Well, let's gather em up and head back down.[15:07:27] %JackZero: Let's just pick up as much as we can and go back.[15:07:29] %JackZero: Yes[15:07:37] • ~Queentrace picks up some cinder blocks[15:07:41] ~Frost the prostitute: Uhh, well, I think I'll be alright. No tea for me, please.[15:07:45] • %JackZero picks up the rest[15:07:49] Maid Tea Waffles: k[15:08:08] ~Invalid: "Queentrace is too weak to carry the cinder blocks."[15:08:18] ~Queentrace: Damn it, I can't lift them.[15:08:21] • ~Frost the prostitute finds a place to sit[15:08:24] %JackZero: Are you alright?[15:08:28] ~Invalid: "Jackzero, the muscle man that he is, carries 4 of them."[15:08:34] %JackZero: No worries, i'll help you.[15:08:36] Hyper Sniper: (LOL sure)[15:08:44] ~Queentrace: (He got a high dice roll.)[15:08:44] %JackZero: (ofc pft)[15:08:49] Shea Wilder: (hey, rolls are rolls)[15:09:05] • Shea Wilder takes a few practice swings with her sword[15:09:06] ~Queentrace: Alright, I guess I'll just cover you on our way down.[15:09:09] ~Frost the prostitute: what do I do now? I just woke up in this place. I have no idea what's happening, and I'm stuck with a weird person[15:09:22] ~Frost the prostitute: where did he even get tea, anyways?[15:09:28] %JackZero: Good, here have this chair leg i still have with me.[15:09:34] • ~Frost the prostitute sighs[15:09:36] ~Queentrace: Alright, thanks.[15:09:47] Shea Wilder: (omg i[15:09:49] ~Invalid: "Shea crits at training, from now on each hit will be 3/20 better"[15:09:49] • Hyper Sniper eventually falls asleep[15:09:57] • Maid Tea Waffles brings frost out of the room[15:10:00] ~Queentrace: Let's head down, then.[15:10:04] Shea Wilder: (fucking enter, guys I'm fucking pro)[15:10:06] • %JackZero goes back to the kitchen[15:10:11] ~Frost the prostitute: H-hey! What are you doing?![15:10:21] • ~Frost the prostitute wrenches arm out of maid's grip[15:10:31] Shea Wilder: Huh, I actually feel less incompetent now. Wow.[15:10:40] ~Queentrace: Hey, guys, we're back, and we bring cinder blocks![15:10:42] %JackZero: Ok, we got some cinder blocks if they'll help.[15:11:07] %JackZero: (love how this is the 2nd time we kinda wrote the same thing XD)[15:11:15] ~Queentrace: Try piling them on the barricade, Jack.[15:11:35] • %JackZero piles up the cinder blocks on the barricade.[15:11:47] ~Queentrace: (Jack, you lucky duck.)[15:11:47] %JackZero: I think this should hold a few of them back.[15:11:49] Shea Wilder: (omg jack got a crit)[15:11:50] ~Invalid: "Jack critted on the barricade, it is now indestructible."[15:12:09] Shea Wilder: Wow, that looks really sturdy, all things considered.[15:12:10] %JackZero: (dayum)[15:12:15] ~Frost the prostitute: um, I think you we should just go our separate ways. Good luck with what uh... whatever's happening[15:12:21] • ~Frost the prostitute retreats back into the room[15:12:33] Hyper Sniper: (going back to her bathroom lol)[15:12:39] ~Frost the prostitute: (lol i type pretty)[15:12:42] ~Queentrace: Hey, where's Maid, anyway?[15:12:46] ~Queentrace: I haven't seen him in a while.[15:12:53] %JackZero: Me neither.[15:13:08] %JackZero: Don't tell me they got him.[15:13:12] ~Frost the prostitute: (well sniper, I'm not a girl. But you made me look like a prostitute. So yeah.)[15:13:19] Shea Wilder: (rolling to see if we remember where he went)[15:13:21] ~Invalid: (Someone remembered maid, whoever wants to can mention it.)[15:13:22] Hyper Sniper: (sorry!)[15:13:26] ~Frost the prostitute: (also it' not a fucking bathroom XD)[15:13:42] ~Queentrace: (It can't be me or Jack who remembers where Maid went.)[15:13:51] Maid Tea Waffles: (i'm still alive)[15:13:57] Shea Wilder: Umm, wasn't it something.... about tea?[15:14:02] Shea Wilder: The kitchen then?[15:14:09] ~Frost: phew. Finally away from that person.....What should I do now?[15:14:24] %JackZero: (aren't we in the kitchen? XD)[15:14:31] Hyper Sniper: (lol)[15:14:32] • Maid Tea Waffles looks for some plates and some real food in the kitchen[15:14:39] ~Frost: (i don't even fucking know where I am XD)[15:14:43] %JackZero: (lol)[15:14:45] ~Queentrace: Alright, so let's look around the kitchen for clues.[15:14:55] ~Queentrace: We have to find him.[15:14:58] • Shea Wilder looks for clues as to where maid went[15:15:03] Hyper Sniper: (i am still sound asleep lol)[15:15:06] %JackZero: Yea, he might just be in another section.[15:15:15] • ~Queentrace looks for clues[15:15:19] • %JackZero searches around[15:15:25] • ~Frost is still alone with nothing to do e.e[15:15:27] • Maid Tea Waffles runs to the roof[15:15:30] ~Invalid: "Shea critted on a clue, she knows exactly where maid went. Kingtrace tripped over a clue, and Jack didn't find anything."[15:15:46] • Maid Tea Waffles jumps of the building[15:15:50] Shea Wilder: Oh wait! I think I know![15:15:53] %JackZero: Ok i got nothing guys.[15:15:57] Hyper Sniper: (wowza suicide)[15:16:01] Maid Tea Waffles: (suicide)[15:16:03] %JackZero: Ok we might find him![15:16:07] Maid Tea Waffles: jk[15:16:09] Hyper Sniper: (thanks tea)[15:16:17] • Maid Tea Waffles is on the roof[15:16:22] ~Queentrace: (You can't JK in character)[15:16:33] Maid Tea Waffles: (k)[15:16:36] ~Frost: (welp, looks like you died)[15:16:37] ~Invalid: (Maid should be in the room with Frost.)[15:16:38] ~Frost: (gg)[15:16:39] Hyper Sniper: (what do i do?look to be asleep?)[15:16:40] Maid Tea Waffles: (i'm glad i died)[15:16:42] • Shea Wilder leads everyone to the room adjacent to where frost it[15:16:54] ~Frost: (invalid did you read anything?! Maid left XD)[15:17:06] ~Invalid: (w/e)[15:17:20] • %JackZero follows Shea[15:17:21] ~Frost: (I've been alone doing nothing for like 10 minutes)[15:17:28] ~Invalid: "Frost and The Crew bumped into each other in the ballroom, hallelujah!"[15:17:36] ~Queentrace: Frost![15:17:39] Shea Wilder: Frost?[15:17:44] Shea Wilder: Holy shit![15:17:45] ~Frost: Um...Hi?[15:17:50] ~Frost: Do I know any of you?[15:17:51] %JackZero: Frost is that you?[15:18:15] ~Queentrace: (Why don't you know us? This was a Breakdown party, we are ourselves.)[15:18:24] Shea Wilder: (yeah)[15:18:24] ~Frost: (memory loss!)[15:18:28] ~Frost: (yay for cliches)[15:18:34] • Hyper Sniper wakes up...[15:18:39] %JackZero: (lol)[15:18:43] Hyper Sniper: Wha? guys?[15:18:55] • Shea Wilder checks frost for head trauma[15:18:58] ~Frost: There was this crazy person here, and he was trying to drag me places and there was tea and I'm really confused.[15:19:05] ~Frost: uhh... excuse you![15:19:11] • ~Frost shrinks back from inspection[15:19:14] %JackZero: Maybe it's him Shea.[15:19:22] ~Invalid: "Shea finds a bump despite frost's objections."[15:19:34] Shea Wilder: Sorry, you seemed to have bumped your head.[15:19:46] Shea Wilder: That might be why you can't remember anything[15:19:51] ~Frost: A...bump? Something hit me?[15:19:58] Maid Tea Waffles: (i had tea plates cups and some flint and some keys on me)[15:19:59] ~Frost: What the hell is going on here?[15:20:09] ~Queentrace: There's a zombie invasion.[15:20:17] • Hyper Sniper meh. falls back asleep[15:20:17] ~Frost: So that nutjob was telling the truth?[15:20:20] ~Queentrace: In fact, if you look right over there, you'll see a corpse of one.[15:20:22] Shea Wilder: I don't know, there was the party... and then suddenly zombies.[15:20:51] %JackZero: No one knows how or why but our first priority is to get things in order[15:21:15] Hyper Sniper: (can something exciting happen to me?!)[15:21:21] ~Frost: .....this is crazy[15:21:23] %JackZero: We've started to barricade the doors already.[15:21:26] Shea Wilder: Maybe there's ice in the kitchen. I'd like to give some to frost to reduce the swelling.[15:21:34] %JackZero: (lol)[15:21:36] • Shea Wilder goes to the kitchen to check[15:21:45] ~Invalid: "Hyper sniper's head hurts really bad, karma of wishing."[15:21:48] Hyper Sniper: (i've been asleep for like 20 mins)[15:22:00] ~Queentrace: Alright, we'll stay here.[15:22:04] Princess Natalie: (I found some background music)[15:22:14] ~Queentrace: (Background.)[15:22:20] Princess Natalie: sorry[15:22:24] ~Invalid: "There is plenty of ice, also a bag."[15:22:42] • ~Frost holds face in hands[15:22:43] • Shea Wilder grabs the ice and looks for something to put it in, and puts it in a bag.[15:22:50] ~Frost: this is crazy[15:23:00] • Shea Wilder looks for a cloth to hold it in so he doesn't freeze his hand[15:23:04] %JackZero: (is it possible to brb here? lol)[15:23:23] Princess Natalie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqajJAv0bXo[15:23:23] ~Queentrace: (Sure, brb, we can wait for a bit.)[15:23:28] Princess Natalie: (meep)[15:23:30] %JackZero: (ok thanks)[15:23:36] %JackZero: (it'll be quick)[15:23:40] Shea Wilder: (k)[15:23:40] ~Queentrace: (Natalie is suddenly not dead and speaking in URLs.)[15:24:05] Princess Natalie: yay! I am not dead![15:24:09] ~Invalid: "Shea finds a hell of a good cloth."[15:24:12] Hyper Sniper: Did the lights just flicker?[15:24:19] Shea Wilder: (no, you're a zombie, stop that)[15:24:21] ~Queentrace: (Natalie, I was clearly being sarcastic.)[15:24:24] Hyper Sniper: My head...[15:24:36] Princess Natalie: I'm so happy[15:24:44] ~Invalid: "Critical power flicker, a generator kicks on."[15:24:46] Princess Natalie: I'm alive![15:25:00] • Shea Wilder returns out to the main ballroom with the ice for Frost and hands it to him.[15:25:07] Shea Wilder: (Natalie, we will kick you.)[15:25:08] ~Frost: ....thanks[15:25:13] Princess Natalie: o.o[15:25:19] Shea Wilder: (talk like this)[15:25:21] • ~Frost applies ice to head[15:25:21] Princess Natalie: (plz don't)[15:25:24] ~Queentrace: Shit, the lights just got brighter. I think something happened with the electrical system.[15:25:27] ~Frost: ow ow ow....[15:25:33] ~Frost: I never even noticed it before[15:25:48] Shea Wilder: (You got yourself killed, so you're dead :/)[15:25:57] Hyper Sniper: Do i smell gas?[15:26:21] ~Invalid: "No he doesn't."[15:26:26] Shea Wilder: Maybe you tripped and fell?[15:26:34] ~Frost: maybe[15:26:43] Hyper Sniper: just my head... ouch[15:27:03] ~Queentrace: Alright, I can split up the trail mix now, if you guys want.[15:27:16] • Shea Wilder checks if Hyper is just whining[15:27:43] • ~Frost attempts to stand up[15:28:10] • ~Frost becomes dizzy and passes out[15:28:12] ~Invalid: "Frost stands up fine, and hyper isn't just whining."[15:28:20] ~Invalid: (That ninja sucked.)[15:28:24] ~Frost: (oh Truck you narrator XD)[15:28:28] Shea Wilder: (dammit frost)[15:28:30] Hyper Sniper: (lol)[15:28:36] ~Frost: (I have head trauma dammit!)[15:28:51] ~Invalid: (You said attempt, so I rolled.)[15:28:57] ~Frost: (fine)[15:29:06] • ~Frost actually stood up just fine[15:29:22] Maid Tea Waffles: (lol)[15:29:25] Shea Wilder: Frost, are you feeling alright?[15:29:29] • ~Frost flips off ceiling (narrator)[15:29:36] ~Frost: Yeah, I think I'm ok[15:29:41] ~Invalid: "Frost had actually hallucinated a vision of himself falling down, his injuries are quite scary."[15:29:41] ~Frost: my head hurts a little[15:29:51] Shea Wilder: Is it worse than before?[15:30:02] Hyper Sniper: (where the Truck is jack?)[15:30:09] ~Frost: I...I can't tell[15:30:10] Shea Wilder: (he brb'd, just wait)[15:30:23] Hyper Sniper: (oh)[15:30:27] Shea Wilder: That's okay. Maybe there some medicine somewhere....[15:30:39] %JackZero: (ok back, sorry if it took too long)[15:30:48] Shea Wilder: (wb)[15:30:58] Princess Natalie: (hi)[15:31:14] ~Invalid: (Yeah, some amnesia, hallucination, head trauma medicine, what do they call that Aspirin?"[15:31:27] %JackZero: (thanks)[15:31:46] Shea Wilder: Do you have anything in your pockets Frost?[15:31:53] ~Frost: Oh![15:31:56] • ~Frost checks[15:32:13] Shea Wilder: (invalids rolling)[15:32:31] ~Invalid: "Frost has an ID and some tic tacs."[15:32:44] ~Frost: Just this junk....[15:32:44] Hyper Sniper: (lol)[15:32:47] Shea Wilder: Oh, what flavor of tic tacs are those?[15:32:54] Hyper Sniper: (brb real quick)[15:32:57] • ~Frost looks[15:33:03] ~Frost: They're.....[15:33:19] ~Invalid: (the narrator does not care)[15:33:23] ~Frost: (roll gdi)[15:33:27] %JackZero: (lol)[15:33:29] ~Frost: (idgaf do it)[15:33:36] ~Invalid: "GREEN"[15:33:54] ~Frost: (green is not a fucking flavor you dumb Nas)[15:34:02] ~Frost: the package says....green flavor?[15:34:08] ~Frost: What the Truck does that mean?[15:34:10] Shea Wilder: That sounds suspicious[15:34:16] Hyper Sniper: (back)[15:34:26] %JackZero: I don't think it's a good idea to eat those.[15:34:26] Hyper Sniper: (zombie booger flavour XD)[15:34:31] Shea Wilder: Maybe it's medicine?[15:34:35] %JackZero: (wb)[15:34:39] ~Frost: .....medical tic tacs?[15:34:47] %JackZero: Could be but why is it in a tic tac package?[15:34:58] Shea Wilder: Who knows?[15:35:00] • Hyper Sniper starts to crawl to the kitchen...[15:35:05] Princess Natalie: (hahahahaha)[15:35:14] ~Frost: ...I wouldn't bet on it[15:35:21] %JackZero: Me neither.[15:35:31] Shea Wilder: Maybe if we got Frost's memories back we would know...[15:35:35] ~Invalid: "Hyper sniper makes it to the kitchen, killing a zombie on the way."[15:35:39] Shea Wilder: (holy shit hyper)[15:35:41] ~Invalid: (it was a crit crawl)[15:35:43] Hyper Sniper: (awesome)[15:35:53] Shea Wilder: (you fucking got a lucky crit there)[15:35:58] %JackZero: (wow XD)[15:36:09] Hyper Sniper: Guys?[15:36:24] Shea Wilder: (nobody's even in the kitchen)[15:36:40] Shea Wilder: (you left the room we were in to find us)[15:36:44] Hyper Sniper: (where the Truck are ya then???)[15:36:57] Shea Wilder: (the main ballroom, where you just were)[15:37:05] Hyper Sniper: (HOLY Truck)[15:37:13] %JackZero: (lol)[15:37:14] Shea Wilder: (jeezus)[15:37:36] Princess Natalie: (o.o)[15:37:46] ~Invalid: "Hyper notices no one is there and remembers that they're in the ballroom.”[15:37:52] • ~Frost wonders around the room[15:38:03] • Shea Wilder looks around[15:38:20] ~Invalid: "Shea notices nothing and becomes less intelligent somehow."[15:38:23] ~Invalid: (Rolled a 1.)[15:38:27] • %JackZero scouts around the room[15:38:41] %JackZero: (that's hilarious)[15:38:47] Shea Wilder: (omg)[15:38:52] ~Invalid: "Jack and Frost find nothing."[15:39:04] ~Frost: why am I lumped in with him when i looked first?[15:39:06] ~Frost: ([15:39:06] ~Frost: )[15:39:08] ~Frost: *[15:39:09] Hyper Sniper: My gawd damn leg... the pain..[15:39:27] • Shea Wilder looks around the room for medicine[15:39:32] ~Invalid: (You got separate rolls, they were just both 6.)[15:39:58] ~Frost: (e.e)[15:39:58] %JackZero: (y no love Frost ;-[15:39:59] ~Invalid: "shea finds a bottle of aspirin"[15:40:05] Shea Wilder: Oh sweet![15:40:14] Shea Wilder: Frost! I found aspirin![15:40:23] ~Frost: Oh![15:40:27] ~Frost: That's great![15:40:29] %JackZero: (where is trace btw)[15:40:41] Hyper Sniper: (i dunno)[15:40:42] Shea Wilder: (idk)[15:40:56] ~Frost: (shea you're in the same house. Go geddim)[15:41:07] Princess Natalie: (be back soon)[15:41:13] Shea Wilder: (he'll be here in a sec)[15:41:31] Shea Wilder: Maybe we should investigate the house.[15:41:43] %JackZero: (k)[15:41:46] Hyper Sniper: (can i moan for help?)[15:41:50] ~Frost: ....I don't know[15:41:50] Shea Wilder: (sure)[15:42:08] Hyper Sniper: Help.... hep me....[15:42:14] • Shea Wilder tries to hand the correct amount of aspirin to frost[15:42:16] ~Frost: Oh, uh, I know you know me, but who are all of you?[15:42:37] ~Frost: Does anyone have water or something?[15:42:44] ~Frost: I uh, don't want to choke on these[15:42:47] ~Invalid: "Shea gives Frost the correct amount of Aspirin, but accidentally hands him a tic tac too."[15:42:49] %JackZero: We should look for anything we can use, i suggest we go together this time.[15:43:08] %JackZero: After Frost gets better of course.[15:43:08] Shea Wilder: (I wasn't even holding the tic tacs)[15:43:22] ~Frost: (i had them mr narrator -.-)[15:43:30] ~Invalid: (you grabbed them out of his hand and got one out)[15:43:35] Shea Wilder: There's a punch bowl here in the ballroom[15:43:39] Hyper Sniper: help me...........[15:43:49] ~Invalid: (Her lowered intelligence means she has to misidentify an object every time I roll a 10.)[15:44:01] • Shea Wilder tries gives an amount of aspirin to Hyper[15:44:14] Hyper Sniper: (you magically found me eh?)[15:44:21] ~Frost: do I at least have a chance to notice the tic tac? -.-)[15:44:29] Shea Wilder: You were moaning[15:44:29] ~Frost: (also what about the water?)[15:44:34] Shea Wilder: *()[15:44:43] ~Invalid: "Shea fucks up and gives Hyper Sniper too much, he is now overdosing."[15:44:44] Shea Wilder: (Frost i said there's punch)[15:44:54] %JackZero: Should i get some water for him?[15:44:58] %JackZero: Oh no![15:45:08] • ~Frost discards the tic tac[15:45:11] %JackZero: (oh right, sorry)[15:45:14] ~Frost: How did that get in there?[15:45:24] Hyper Sniper: hey thanks shea.[15:45:33] • ~Frost swallows punch and aspirin.[15:45:34] Shea Wilder: Truck I'm sorry[15:45:38] ~Invalid: "Still no one knows what the tic tacs are."[15:45:42] Hyper Sniper: i really needed that. sorry for that?[15:45:56] Shea Wilder: I have a vague feeling I gave you too much[15:45:59] Hyper Sniper: what i mean[15:46:12] Hyper Sniper: oh no good job man[15:46:21] Shea Wilder: You should have checked![15:46:30] Hyper Sniper: not my fault[15:46:30] ~Frost: oh no...[15:46:35] ~Frost: Is he going to be ok?[15:46:35] Shea Wilder: I'm not the sharpest inventory item out there![15:46:56] Hyper Sniper: my leg is feeling somewhat better.[15:47:21] ~Frost: (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002542.htm)[15:47:27] ~Frost: (i suggest you read that sniper)[15:47:33] Hyper Sniper: (why?)[15:47:54] ~Frost: (cuz you need to act like you overdosed)[15:48:02] ~Frost: (so start vomiting everywhere)[15:48:06] Hyper Sniper: (oh the page wasn't there.)[15:48:22] ~Invalid: (Take out the parentheses.)[15:48:32] ~Frost: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002542.htm[15:49:23] Hyper Sniper: (got it!)[15:49:33] ~Invalid: "3 zombies stumble out of the room frost woke up in."[15:49:35] • Shea Wilder steps back from Hyper[15:49:50] ~Frost: Oh no![15:49:53] %JackZero: (am i with then atm?)[15:49:54] ~Frost: Zombiiieeesss[15:49:59] • ~Frost screams[15:50:00] Hyper Sniper: I'm so thirsty......[15:50:08] Shea Wilder: Truck![15:50:19] %JackZero: (them*)[15:50:19] • ~Frost has no weapons[15:50:28] • Shea Wilder approaches zombies and swings at them with her umbrella sword[15:50:45] Hyper Sniper: (it says you can go into a coma lol)[15:50:53] ~Frost: oh god, what do I do what do I do?![15:51:04] Shea Wilder: Get back Frost![15:51:07] ~Invalid: "Shea misses with the sword."[15:51:10] • ~Frost gets back[15:51:32] %JackZero: I'll help guys! I still have my steak knife![15:51:34] Shea Wilder: (Trace has to leave soon)[15:51:36] Hyper Sniper: what up homie? i'm kinda thirsty.[15:51:46] Hyper Sniper: (im acting crazy fyi)[15:51:47] ~Queentrace: I'll save you![15:51:47] • ~Queentrace tackles the zombies[15:51:51] • %JackZero tries to stab the zombie with the knife[15:52:01] • ~Frost watches because useless[15:52:02] %JackZero: (oh, that sucks)[15:52:30] Hyper Sniper: i still got that lead...[15:52:34] ~Invalid: "Jack stabs Kingtrace in the back, he starts bleeding out."[15:52:37] %JackZero: (us doing this at the same time could end badly)[15:52:41] Hyper Sniper: that lead pipe...[15:52:44] %JackZero: (gdi i knew it XD)[15:52:52] • ~Frost gasps in horror)[15:53:00] ~Frost: (ignore the ))[15:53:04] • Shea Wilder stumbles back in shock[15:53:08] %JackZero: Truck! Trace where did you come from?![15:53:22] ~Queentrace: Jack... It's... not your fault. Keep fighting... Protect them... for me...[15:53:25] • ~Queentrace dies[15:53:29] ~Frost: No![15:53:41] • Hyper Sniper power pukes on zombies face[15:53:42] • Shea Wilder swings at another zombie[15:53:50] • ~Frost is still useless[15:54:06] %JackZero: I-I'm so sorry, i didn't mean to..Don't worry, i'll avenge you, i'll protect them for you![15:54:10] Shea Wilder: We can't let his death be in vain![15:54:14] Maid Tea Waffles: (another death)[15:54:17] Hyper Sniper: frost... take the.... the... lead pipe[15:54:25] ~Frost: B-but I...[15:54:26] Hyper Sniper: ( i then pass out)[15:54:32] • ~Frost looks over to shea and jack fighting[15:54:34] Shea Wilder: (OMFG)[15:54:40] ~Invalid: "shea missed again, a zombie attacks shea, it critically bites her, she is now a zombie."[15:54:43] Shea Wilder: (I JUST DIED)[15:54:49] ~Frost: Shea!!!![15:54:52] Shea Wilder: (MOTHERFUCK)[15:54:53] %JackZero: (omg no!)[15:54:53] • ~Frost grabs pipe[15:55:00] • ~Frost rushes at zombies[15:55:01] %JackZero: SHEA! No![15:55:06] Hyper Sniper: thats my pipe muther fucker![15:55:18] • ~Frost swings[15:55:19] Maid Tea Waffles: (another death))[15:55:23] %JackZero: Fucking zombies, you're gonna get what's coming to you![15:55:37] • Shea Wilder can still use sword as a zombie[15:56:01] Hyper Sniper: i...i ...i can't crawl any longer..[15:56:07] ~Invalid: (Zombie Shea doesn't keep the sword bonus though, I roll checked.)[15:56:16] ~Frost: (yeah, because you passed out -.-)[15:56:20] ~Frost: (so stop talking)[15:56:20] Shea Wilder: (frost has known me for all of 10 minutes)[15:56:37] • %JackZero rushes to the zombies and tries to kill a few[15:56:37] ~Frost: (shea I knew in my heart that we were besties)[15:56:38] Hyper Sniper: (shuddup frost i'm playing overdosed!)[15:56:46] Shea Wilder: (<3)[15:56:50] ~Frost: 9<3)[15:56:53] %JackZero: (aw)[15:56:53] ~Frost: (fak)[15:57:01] ~Frost: (that being said)[15:57:04] Maid Tea Waffles: (everyone's dying)[15:57:05] • ~Frost attacks Zombie Shea[15:57:34] %JackZero: (do i succeed?)[15:57:49] ~Invalid: "Frost bonks Shea with the pipe, she stumbles but doesn't fall, Shea misses with the sword."[15:57:55] Shea Wilder: (zombie shea is sad http://puu.sh/4muNd.png)[15:58:12] Maid Tea Waffles: (aw)[15:58:14] %JackZero: (aw poor shea :c)[15:58:19] Shea Wilder: (everythings better with art)[15:58:20] • ~Frost attacks shea again[15:58:25] %JackZero: (ikr)[15:58:52] • %JackZero keeps slashing at the zombies is pure rage, trying to avenge Shea and Trace[15:58:57] Hyper Sniper: (can i wake up now?)[15:59:10] ~Invalid: "Jack misses."[15:59:20] Princess Natalie: (back)[15:59:29] • %JackZero tries to dodge and attack again[15:59:35] Shea Wilder: (sniper you od'd and passed out. You're basically dead)[15:59:42] Hyper Sniper: (WTF)[15:59:42] %JackZero: Shit, no way i can fail! I have to do something.[16:00:00] Shea Wilder: (When you're overdosing, if you go to sleep you tend to die much like with a concussion)[16:00:05] Shea Wilder: (Learn how to medical)[16:00:11] %JackZero: (lol)[16:00:16] ~Invalid: "The zombies smashed their hands into jack, he stumbled back."[16:00:34] Hyper Sniper: (can a zombie kill me already??)[16:00:40] %JackZero: Ugh![16:00:50] • %JackZero catches his breath[16:00:56] Maid Tea Waffles: (whose left just jake)[16:01:09] Shea Wilder: (hyper, you passed away in your sleep, you're dead)[16:01:17] ~Invalid: "frost missed shea, shea fucked frost up pretty bad with the sword"[16:01:20] Hyper Sniper: (holy shit, ok then)[16:01:25] Shea Wilder: (holy shit)[16:01:29] Shea Wilder: (i'm sorry frost)[16:01:39] %JackZero: (holy shit, poor frost)[16:01:51] %JackZero: No! Frost![16:01:53] ~Invalid: "Frost has a large gash in his shoulder, he's in serious pain and won't be able to fight."[16:02:09] Maid Tea Waffles: (another wounded)[16:02:12] Shea Wilder: (zombie shea: fucking shit up ever since she died abruptly)[16:02:15] ~Invalid: "you can see his bone the cut is so deep"[16:02:23] Hyper Sniper: (ouch)[16:02:23] ~Frost: welp[16:02:31] • %JackZero takes Frost's weapon[16:02:35] %JackZero: (damn)[16:02:38] • ~Frost dies from blood loss[16:02:39] Hyper Sniper: (MY PIPE)[16:02:51] Shea Wilder: (Welcome to heaven frost lol)[16:02:58] %JackZero: (am i the only one left? my final stand?)[16:02:59] ~Frost: (actually went to hell[16:03:00] ~Frost: )[16:03:01] %JackZero: (lol)[16:03:11] Shea Wilder: (GG Game Over)[16:03:20] Hyper Sniper: (the power should go out now!)[16:03:35] ~Invalid: "Jack misses, the zombie grunts hit him and hurt him, shea slices his head off."[16:03:39] Shea Wilder: (Games over, power was set to be on for 13 hours more)[16:03:56] %JackZero: (aw i wanted to do an epic speech but ok lol)[16:03:56] Maid Tea Waffles: (at the end u should say how everyone died)

Death List:INVALID: KILLED BY BATHROOM ZOMBIENATALIE: KILLED BY ZOMBIE HORDE IN A DARK ROOMMAID: JUMPED OFF A BUILDINGTRACE: STABBED IN THE BACK BY JACKSHEA: CRIT BY A ZOMBIE, DEADHYPER: OVERDOSED ON ASPIRINFROST: KILLED BY ZOMBIE SHEAJACK: KILLED BY ZOMBIE SHEA

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~Invalid:"Shea has an umbrella that is actually a sword, not a sword that is actually an umbrella, and chocolate bars."

[20:17:49] ~RM: "Our... Heroes... are on a train headed to Tabasco Mexico. Nascourge is on the second to last car, next to the caboose, or as one might say, the Nas of the train. *the narrator takes a brief pause to giggle.* Everyone else important is with Nascourge in the same train car. Nascourge was just in the middle of recruiting SheaChan to his new diabolical plan, when the door to the next car forward slammed open and a FUCKING ZOMBIE fell to the floor. The zombie struggled to get up while the people of the car were left to react."[20:18:34] ~Nascourge: Oh shit, man, that's not good. Hold on though, I could probably recruit him to LoD.[20:18:37] ~RM: (don't start yet, that's just there to be there)[20:18:37] Skymіn: (Can I join this lol)[20:18:42] @SheaChan: l/me goes to stomp on the zombie[20:18:46] ~Nascourge: (Then ignore that.)[20:18:50] @SheaChan: (aw damn)[20:18:56] ~RM: (also, sheachan is a zombie in this cannon, so I meant whatever character shea is playing)[20:19:15] ~Nascourge: (Everyone who died last time needs to be a new character.)[20:19:21] ~RM: (yes)[20:19:23] @SheaChan: (lol yeah)[20:19:53] Skymіn: (?)[20:19:55] %JackZero: (zombie shea killed everyone)[20:20:21] ~Nascourge: (Jack, what's your new name?)[20:20:22] ~RM: (so please post your characters before we start so we know what the hell we're doing)[20:20:30] %JackZero: (thinking about it)[20:21:07] ~RM: (btw, before we start I'm going to ammend the intro a little, I'm not completely satisfied with it.)(SheaChan was forcibly renamed to Isidora Bass by Nascourge.)[20:21:18] @Flamingfrozengnome: (So what can our characters be?)[20:21:23] ~Nascourge: (People.)[20:21:24] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Like what arethe limitations)[20:21:33] ~RM: (they are just regular people)[20:21:36] @Isidora Bass: (normal humans)[20:21:42] ~Nascourge: (They have to be human and not navy seals.)[20:22:05] Skymіn: (Can I join in this )[20:22:22] ~Nascourge: (Sure.)[20:22:36] ~Nascourge: (If you didn't die in the last rp, you can use your Username.)[20:22:48] ~Nascourge: (So if you weren't in the last rp, basically.)[20:22:49] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I'll go wit hthat)[20:22:57] Skymіn: (I haven't been in any RPs until now)[20:23:28] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Do I need a bio?)[20:23:57] %JackZero: (^)[20:24:17] %JackZero: (dammit, i don't know names D:)[20:24:21] ~Nascourge: (If you're new, yes, if not, no.)[20:24:23] ~RM: (alright, I have my rehashed intro ready whenever)[20:24:33] ~Nascourge: (Meaning if you're a new person, not a new enterent.)[20:24:39] ~Nascourge: (If you're using your username, no.)[20:24:42] ~Nascourge: (There.)[20:24:45] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Ok.)[20:25:03] @Isidora Bass: (BIO: Isidora Bass, once a college track star, now a simple woman with a love for traveling and the outdoors. She enjoys traveling by train rather than by plane due to an acute fear of heights.)[20:25:19] Skymіn: (So should I post my own bio?)[20:25:36] ~Nascourge: (Not sure. Is Skymin your username?)[20:25:59] Skymіn: (Yeah ._.)[20:26:15] @Isidora Bass: (then yeah is your answer)[20:26:17] ~Nascourge: (Then no, you don't.)[20:26:34] Skymіn: (k then)[20:26:41] ~Nascourge: (If you're using your username, you're playing as you.)[20:26:43] @Isidora Bass: (lame)[20:27:00] %JackZero: (do i need a last name too?)[20:27:03] @Isidora Bass: (im already dead in this setting though, so oh well)[20:27:16] ~Nascourge: (Not if you don't want one, Jack.)[20:27:37] %JackZero: (alright, i'll just be Wayne)[20:27:43] ~RM: (reading him ask about last names just reminded me of Mr. Flower)[20:28:07] Skymіn: (lol who is that)[20:28:09] ~Nascourge: (Alright, once you post his bio, you're good.)[20:28:19] ~RM: (a character I had for another RP)[20:28:32] ~RM: (is ori playing?)[20:28:34] %JackZero: (k, just let me write it, and frt mr )[20:28:51] +Orivexes: nah just watching for now(JackZero was forcibly renamed to Wayne by Nascourge.)[20:29:09] ~Nascourge: (Talk in parentheses when you're not a character.)[20:29:10] @Isidora Bass: (ori, ya gotta parenthesis)[20:29:18] +Orivexes: (ok)[20:29:37] @Isidora Bass: (thanks)[20:29:39] ~Nascourge: (Yeah, and write a parent thesis, like Shea typo'd.)[20:30:05] %Wayne: (now now, don't be a nashole)[20:30:20] ~RM: (oh ori, you sexy pirate you)[20:30:46] +Orivexes: (lololol anyone feel free to add me on skype)[20:31:31] ~RM: (I'm going to start doing everyone's inventories now)[20:31:43] ~RM: (don't bother checking, I'll post them all at once)[20:31:49] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Ok Sweet)[20:32:22] ~RM: (do we remember specifically what Nas stole from who?)[20:32:22] ~Nascourge: (I want to know what I jacked from Jack.)[20:32:27] ~RM: (alright, jack[20:32:29] ~RM: )*[20:32:30] @Isidora Bass: (Ori, what's your skype)[20:32:41] %Wayne: (just a sec, i'm writing it)[20:33:52] +Orivexes: (sexypiratejoe)[20:34:09] @Isidora Bass: (omfg Ori)[20:34:21] +Orivexes: (high school nickname)[20:34:28] %Wayne: (BIO: Wayne is a normal college student with a love for weapons. He will join anything that includes them, ranging from knives to rocket launchers. He like to go out with friends but doesn't like to go clubbing. As a result he is usually at home playing first person shooters on Friday nights.)[20:34:29] +Orivexes: (not one i chose mind you)[20:34:33] %Wayne: (there xD)[20:35:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Woo.)[20:35:59] • ~RM (has a thing for pirates anyway)[20:36:21] @Flamingfrozengnome: (XD just get this going)[20:36:41] Skymіn: (^^^)[20:36:44] %Wayne: (pirates named joe can be pretty sexy)[20:36:51] @Flamingfrozengnome: (i'[20:36:59] Skymіn: (!!)[20:37:09] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I'm not saying they can't. I'm just saying we should get this road on the show)[20:37:21] %Wayne: (i know, just agreeing with trace)[20:37:26] ~RM: (gnome, you're playing yourself right?)[20:37:27] ~Nascourge: (Alright, Invalid, do your thing.)[20:37:35] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I suppose.)[20:37:40] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Do you need a bio on me?)[20:37:44] ~RM: no[20:37:47] ~RM: ()*[20:39:35] ~Nascourge: (Alright, think we're good.)[20:39:48] ~RM: (so we have 4 people playing right?)[20:39:59] Skymіn: (I'm part of it lol)[20:40:11] @Flamingfrozengnome: (5)[20:40:16] ~RM: (alright, didn't know)[20:40:21] %Wayne: (i think we're good to go)[20:40:45] @Flamingfrozengnome: (yep.)[20:41:22] Skymіn: (All set, ready and waiting, and Rick Astley is sleeping in my basement)[20:41:29] ~RM: "Our... Heroes... are on a train headed to Tabasco Mexico. Nascourge is on the second to last car, next to the caboose, or as one might say, the Nas of the train. *the narrator takes a brief pause to giggle.* Everyone else important is with Nascourge in the same train car. Nascourge being the always aware person he is, heard a bit of commotion in the car in front of him. Just as he began to shout, "¿¡QUE?!" the door slammed open and a FUCKING ZOMBIE fell to the floor. The zombie struggled to get up while the people in the car were left to react."[20:41:30] ~RM: "Nascourge has a gold Pokemon Card from an old Burger King event, $10, and a pocket knife that he stole from Jack. Independently he has a Pistol he had with him for good measure, it has 10 round clip packed full with one in the chamber (meaning it's loaded with 11). He has 1 spare clip fully loaded. What the Truck was he planning to do?"[20:41:30] ~RM: "Isidora Bass has Spiked Cleets, why, I don't know, I asked a die."[20:41:31] ~RM: "Wayne has a collapsible spear currently stored in its collapsed position, unfortunately, it does not have a sharp tip."[20:41:31] ~RM: "FFG has a flathead screwdriver and a picture of his beloved Gnome wife."[20:41:32] ~RM: "Skymin has cardboard and duct tape he was going to use to make cardboard wings out of later."[20:42:00] ~RM: (nas critted on his second inventory roll, he got two since he basically had 2 inventories)[20:42:03] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I have a wife? I thought I was playing me)[20:42:18] ~RM: (we're allowed to joke around a little in this)[20:42:20] Skymіn: (wat xD)[20:42:51] ~RM: (I rolled for people's inventories and assigned interesting things that were about as valuable as their rolls indicated.)[20:42:58] ~RM: (so I had to make things up)[20:43:29] %Wayne: (ofc he crits on me xD)[20:43:40] ~Nascourge: Oh shit, what is that?[20:43:50] %Wayne: (and no one must ever know why i have a pistol)[20:44:09] ~RM: (wayne, you don't have a pistol)[20:44:45] ~Frost: (dafuk is going on here)[20:44:47] %Wayne: (ik, i had a knife, i read the rest as if i had it and it was stolen)[20:44:55] %Wayne: (hi forest)[20:44:57] @Isidora Bass: (oh shit Frost, do you wanna play)[20:45:03] ~RM: (Zombies on a Train!)[20:45:04] ~Frost: (play wut)[20:45:11] ~Frost: (eh. nah)[20:45:12] Skymіn: Looks undead. Smells undead too. No doubt there's something unnatural going on.[20:45:19] @Isidora Bass: (zombie rp side B)[20:45:23] Skymіn: (^)[20:45:32] ~Nascourge: Uh, okay, man. So, you wanna, like, deal with that? I'm a bit busy..[20:45:35] ~RM: "the narrator goes, 'wtf, what does undead smell like?'"[20:45:36] • @Isidora Bass kicks at the zombie[20:46:10] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Am I with the group, or being on the train somewhere else)[20:46:11] @Isidora Bass: (fucking cleats man)[20:46:13] Skymіn: (Exploded skunk glands and rotting feces mixed together)[20:46:18] @Isidora Bass: (we're all together)[20:46:24] Skymіn: (Had to make that up)[20:46:34] @Flamingfrozengnome: Ok[20:46:39] @Isidora Bass: (Hey wouldn't this zombie be likely to be recently dead, and not smell like much)[20:47:03] Skymіn: Can't. I'm not adept at combat.[20:47:10] %Wayne: (don't try to logic)[20:47:12] @Isidora Bass: (I kicked at it already)[20:47:23] ~RM: (I'm trying to think of what to do with shea's double crit, give me a second)[20:47:31] @Isidora Bass: (every fucking time)[20:47:32] @Flamingfrozengnome: Man, what was that thing? i mean aside from the obvious.[20:47:41] ~Nascourge: (Hold on for roll results.)[20:47:44] @Isidora Bass: (First Invalid's head, now this poor zombie)[20:47:46] %Wayne: I have no clue, really.[20:48:16] ~RM: "The Zombie's head explodes and from the force of her powerful kick. The Zombie's blood reveals a secret door to the ventilation system of this high class train."[20:48:25] @Isidora Bass: (Trace died, wait till he gets back)[20:48:34] @Isidora Bass: (omg what)[20:48:45] @Flamingfrozengnome: Well[20:48:49] Skymіn: Er...[20:48:50] @Flamingfrozengnome: That's somewhat convienient[20:48:56] Skymіn: Yeah[20:49:04] @Isidora Bass: (Pause the rp somewhat guys)[20:49:12] Skymіn: Investigate? Yes or Yes?[20:49:13] %Wayne: That was interesting.[20:49:19] %Wayne: (alright)[20:49:24] @Isidora Bass: I found it, I go first.[20:49:32] Skymіn: Be careful.[20:49:37] • @Isidora Bass climbs her Nas up there[20:49:49] @Isidora Bass: (ok, just wait though before you post that)[20:49:53] • @Flamingfrozengnome climbs after[20:50:17] • Skymіn hesitates but decided to follow[20:50:27] • %Wayne follows[20:50:33] %Wayne: (ok now we wait)[20:50:37] Skymіn: (kk)[20:50:38] @Isidora Bass: (ok, everyone wait now)[20:50:48] ~RM: (nas uncharacteristically didn't say shit, because his RPer was afk)[20:51:16] @Flamingfrozengnome: (XD)[20:52:28] Skymіn: (lol)[20:52:33] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Welp, we lost a Nas)[20:53:07] Skymіn: (So we postpone it?)[20:53:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Shea will let us know)[20:53:22] @Isidora Bass: (For a few minutes while his comp boots)[20:55:22] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Wb trace)[20:55:24] Skymіn: (wb)[20:55:39] %Wayne: (wb)[20:56:02] Skymіn: (lol if hastur were to come in here we would have same number of users as lobby)[20:56:14] • ~Princess Trace climbs up the damn vent(Princess Trace was forcibly renamed to Nascourge by Princess Trace.)[20:56:34] ~Princess Trace: (yeah, just pretend I'm nas.)[20:56:51] Skymіn: (2lazy2frt?)[20:56:58] %Wayne: (alright)[20:57:12] @Isidora Bass: (frt doesn't work)[20:57:21] ~Princess Trace: (It doesn't work after you've dc'd while your name has changed.)[20:57:53] ~RM: "The crew are not in a ventilation duct, if there are any air leaks skymin might be able to seal them up with his duct tape. The vent doesn't have a pathway to another car, but there is a bit to explore up there."(Princess Trace was forcibly renamed to Nascourge by Princess Trace.)[20:58:34] ~Princess Trace: Alright, here's what we do. Everyone expect me look around, and I'll sit here in the middle of you.[20:58:39] ~Princess Trace: And keep watch.[20:58:49] • @Isidora Bass explores[20:58:51] Skymіn: Well... okay then[20:58:56] • @Flamingfrozengnome looks around the vent[20:59:05] • %Wayne takes a look around[20:59:33] • Skymіn takes a quick glance at everything in the vent system[21:00:39] Skymіn: Nothing of any interest to me so far..[21:01:10] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Wait for Rm to confirm that)[21:01:13] ~RM: "Isidora finds some loose ventilation pieces she could rip off if she wanted. FFG falls out of the vent and lands on a seat hurting his face. wayne notices only the screws that hold the vents together as interesting."[21:01:28] @Flamingfrozengnome: OW[21:01:29] @Flamingfrozengnome: Truck[21:01:49] • Skymіn looks down at FFG[21:01:52] @Isidora Bass: (so like a pipe?)[21:01:56] ~RM: "Skymin finds a piece of broken glass, what is that doing here?"[21:02:08] ~RM: (no like a metal sheet.)[21:02:18] @Isidora Bass: hmm[21:02:21] Skymіn: Broken glass? How did that get here?[21:02:26] ~Princess Trace: You guys are doing great so far.[21:02:27] %Wayne: (i notice the screws? xD)[21:02:35] @Isidora Bass: I might be able to use this.[21:02:49] • @Isidora Bass carefully tries to tug it off[21:02:52] ~Princess Trace: Hey, falling guy, if the zombies come, try to run away from us, yeah?[21:02:57] ~Princess Trace: Kay, thanks.[21:03:32] @Flamingfrozengnome: Hey sarcastic guy. How about being helpful?[21:03:44] @Flamingfrozengnome: I'll go look around the rest of the train[21:03:45] ~Princess Trace: Uh, okay, let's see...[21:03:52] ~Princess Trace: Do your best![21:04:08] ~RM: "Isidora successfully collects her sheet of metal. Another disoriented zombie trips through the door."[21:04:19] @Flamingfrozengnome: Welp[21:04:20] ~Princess Trace: (To the vent or by Gnome?)[21:04:25] • Skymіn attempts to wrap the piece of broken glass in some of this duct tape.[21:04:28] ~RM: (by gnome)[21:04:40] @Flamingfrozengnome: That's a zombie[21:04:45] ~Princess Trace: Good call.[21:04:55] • @Flamingfrozengnome draws his screwdriver[21:05:14] ~RM: "skymin accidentally breaks the glass when trying to wrap it in duct tape and cuts his hand mildly."[21:05:30] • @Flamingfrozengnome tries to get behind the zombie[21:05:31] Skymіn: Eurgh... bad luck today[21:05:41] ~RM: (or you're a clumsy Truck)[21:05:44] • @Isidora Bass drops onto the zombie under the vent with her cleats.[21:05:45] Skymіn: (lol)[21:06:02] @Isidora Bass: (Truck yeah man)[21:06:18] @Isidora Bass: (Let's see how long it takes till I become a zombie and kill all you bitches)[21:06:36] %Wayne: (ok am i still inspection screws? lol)[21:06:41] Skymіn: (You'll just make it happen eventually.)[21:06:47] ~RM: "Isidora completely misses the zombie and is now standing next to it. The zombie is now rising to it's feet."[21:06:58] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Gj Shea)[21:07:02] Skymіn: Whoa, easy there.[21:07:03] %Wayne: (yea in the end we'll all dies by your hand shea)[21:07:03] @Isidora Bass: (lol)[21:07:13] %Wayne: (lol)[21:07:14] • @Isidora Bass bashes it with the sheet of iron[21:07:16] ~Princess Trace: Oh my god, dude, you fail so hard.[21:07:19] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Try and push it over)[21:07:43] Skymіn: Don't wanna get too close.[21:08:08] ~Princess Trace: You're damn right we don't.[21:08:15] ~RM: "The (aluminum) iron slips out of Isidora's hand and hits a window. The zombie falls on its face and knocks out a few of its teeth anyway."[21:08:29] %Wayne: Yea, ofc we don't[21:08:32] • @Flamingfrozengnome stabs at the zombie while it's down[21:08:36] +Orivexes: (gonna head out, see y'all)[21:08:45] @Flamingfrozengnome: (bye[21:08:46] %Wayne: (see ya ori)[21:08:46] @Flamingfrozengnome: )[21:08:47] @Isidora Bass: (Bye ori)[21:08:55] Skymіn: (cya oriv)[21:09:00] Skymіn: (2late )[21:09:12] Skymіn: Is it... re-killed?[21:09:18] ~RM: "The zombie's head explodes, Gnome didn't even get any blood on him."[21:09:24] @Isidora Bass: Nice.[21:09:27] @Flamingfrozengnome: Nailed it.[21:09:29] ~Princess Trace: Yeah, looks like it.[21:09:32] %Wayne: Boss[21:09:37] ~Princess Trace: Good job, guys![21:09:38] • @Isidora Bass loot the zombie from earlier and this one[21:09:50] ~Princess Trace: Find a way back up here, and then we'll meet up![21:09:56] Skymіn: Now how are we gonna prevent more of them from coming here?[21:10:03] ~Princess Trace: Me and these rednecks will look around up here![21:10:37] • ~Princess Trace looks for a way to continue through the vents to somewhere[21:10:40] • @Flamingfrozengnome goes forward in the train[21:10:40] ~RM: "The first zombie had a pocket mirror and a whistle. The second zombie just had lice."[21:11:19] • @Isidora Bass cringes at the lice[21:11:37] • @Isidora Bass invesigates if there's a way to seal the door to the compartment.[21:11:38] • Skymіn follows Nas[21:12:15] • %Wayne looks around in the vents too[21:12:37] ~RM: "there is no way to proceed through the vents short of trying to run along the roof of the train. FFG goes through the door but trips over his shoelace and upon looking up sees the car is loaded with zombies."[21:12:50] @Flamingfrozengnome: Godfuckingdammit[21:12:55] ~RM: (1 followed by 2 for gnome)[21:13:09] • @Flamingfrozengnome gets to his feet and retreats intothe previous car[21:13:10] %Wayne: (lucky)[21:13:12] ~Princess Trace: Okay, so we're not going down there.[21:13:18] ~Princess Trace: Everybody on the roof, like, now.[21:13:24] Skymіn: Alright.[21:13:26] • ~Princess Trace tries to climb to the roof of the train[21:13:29] @Isidora Bass: Wait a minute.[21:13:29] %Wayne: Ok[21:13:41] @Isidora Bass: We need to stop this train.[21:13:46] @Flamingfrozengnome: I mean, it's not liek physics won't pull you off the train[21:13:48] @Isidora Bass: Most likely.[21:14:00] ~RM: (just so you guys know, you're going to need some serious rolls to not fall off and die)[21:14:12] @Isidora Bass: Since I'm assuming everyone is dead, and this train is hurtling towards an inevitable crash.[21:14:12] ~Princess Trace: On second thought, let's be good people.[21:14:13] %Wayne: (you seem to forget i break physics on the regular)[21:14:25] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Not in Invalid's rp)[21:14:27] • ~Princess Trace climbs back down to the vent[21:14:35] %Wayne: (true)[21:14:57] @Flamingfrozengnome: So[21:15:03] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Wait.[21:15:13] @Flamingfrozengnome: (What kind of zombies are these)[21:15:16] • @Isidora Bass goes to search around this car of the train for a proper weapon[21:15:36] ~RM: "a zombie falls and lands on top of gnome, it tries to bite him but fails."[21:15:49] • @Flamingfrozengnome pushes the zombie off and stabs it[21:15:55] @Flamingfrozengnome: (in the brain*[21:15:56] @Flamingfrozengnome: )[21:16:03] Skymіn: You're attracting them like flies, dude.[21:16:05] • ~Princess Trace sighs and jumps down.[21:16:25] ~Princess Trace: Not going to do any thing hiding up there. Except die last, and that's for pussys.[21:16:52] %Wayne: Alright[21:16:54] ~RM: "The zombie gets knocked back by what would be a very painful stab if it felt pain. instead it is just a very loud "conk!" but the zombie doesn't seem to be getting up."[21:16:58] • %Wayne jumps down[21:17:14] ~RM: (they are disease based zombies)[21:17:29] ~Princess Trace: Well, who wants to go through the door?[21:17:34] • ~Princess Trace coughs[21:17:36] ~Princess Trace: Ladies first.[21:17:38] @Flamingfrozengnome: I vote Nas[21:17:38] • ~Princess Trace coughs[21:17:47] @Isidora Bass: (Invalid, did you see my looking for a weaponess)[21:18:01] ~Princess Trace: Now, hold on, zombies are clearly attracted to you, bud. You should go first.[21:18:01] ~RM: (gnome, you're still on the other side of the door.)[21:18:13] ~Princess Trace: (He came back, though.)[21:18:14] ~RM: (nevermind)[21:18:21] Skymіn: True.[21:18:57] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Disease based?)[21:19:13] ~RM: (you get infected, you become a zombie)[21:19:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Is everyone infected or is transfer equivalent to becoming a zombie or what)[21:19:41] Skymіn: (THAT kind... fucking great.)[21:20:03] Skymіn: As far as I can tell, I'm unarmed. :/[21:20:04] @Flamingfrozengnome: Well, the people with weapons should go first. All I have is this screwdriver[21:20:21] ~Princess Trace: Ah, don't worry about that, man, I got you covered.[21:20:28] • ~Princess Trace hands Gnome his knife[21:20:33] @Isidora Bass: (hmmmmmmmm)[21:20:52] ~RM: (I'm rolling for nas's crit bonus now btw, prepare for in all likelyhood 21 amazing kills)[21:20:56] %Wayne: All i have is a spear without the sharp edge, so a stick.[21:21:11] %Wayne: So Gnome first[21:21:16] Skymіn: Nothing but duct tape and cardboard. Like that's gonna help.[21:21:19] @Flamingfrozengnome: Hold on.[21:21:28] @Flamingfrozengnome: Skymin you have duct tape, right?[21:21:38] @Isidora Bass: I have my cleats[21:21:46] Skymіn: I doubt it will block the doorway.[21:22:01] @Flamingfrozengnome: No, I have a different idea[21:22:10] %Wayne: We tape the knife to the stick[21:22:18] Skymіn: Spit it out, then.[21:22:21] ~RM: (just so everyone is aware, there's also the caboose that can be explored)[21:22:26] @Flamingfrozengnome: I was thinking the screwdriver, but yeah[21:22:33] ~Princess Trace: Well, I'm off to save my caboose.[21:22:35] • @Flamingfrozengnome hands wayne his knife[21:22:38] • ~Princess Trace heads to the rear car[21:22:42] %Wayne: The knife will be better[21:22:47] • @Flamingfrozengnome follows Nas to the rear car for possible loot[21:22:51] • %Wayne tapes the knife in the stick[21:23:02] %Wayne: Here, someone else can go first[21:23:12] • %Wayne hands skymin the spear.[21:23:18] Skymіn: Thanks.[21:23:38] • %Wayne follows Gnome[21:23:58] • @Isidora Bass follows wayne and gnome[21:24:06] • Skymіn follows everyone else[21:24:12] %Wayne: (lol)[21:24:34] • @Flamingfrozengnome searches the rear car for loot[21:24:35] ~Princess Trace: (Truck you sheeple. XD)[21:24:41] ~Princess Trace: (Gnome, we're not there yet.([21:24:49] ~Princess Trace: (Let him roll.)[21:25:04] @Flamingfrozengnome: (It takes about 10 seconds to walk across a train car)[21:25:27] Skymіn: (And a 99.8% chance of finding zombies in these ones)[21:25:47] ~Princess Trace: (Yes, but the rm has to tell us what we see.)[21:25:53] Skymіn: (^)[21:25:55] @Flamingfrozengnome: (true)[21:25:58] ~Princess Trace: (So we can't search the room until we know what is obvious.)[21:26:06] Skymіn: (inb4 20 zombies pop up)[21:26:08] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Ah true)[21:26:28] ~RM: "The caboose is empty of passengers it has a microphone labelled conductor. two of the safety railings appear to be very rusty."[21:26:36] ~Princess Trace: (If that was my RP, a dragon would be eating your skull while remind you about that Brea you killed. XD)[21:26:54] ~Princess Trace: Truck, this is boring as shit.[21:26:54] @Flamingfrozengnome: (If it was your RP, I would be looking for a Bari sax.)[21:26:57] • @Isidora Bass heads over to the microphone[21:27:00] ~Princess Trace: (Good point.)[21:27:06] @Flamingfrozengnome: Maybe we can use the railing as weapons[21:27:23] Skymіn: I don't want to risk tetanus. But go ahead.[21:27:36] ~Princess Trace: Somebody should jump to see if we'd make it.[21:27:36] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I also couldn't have fiorgotten killing Brea. That was Leo's biggest character development so far. Plus I drew a picture of them)[21:27:38] Skymіn: I'm not taking any of it.[21:27:50] ~Princess Trace: (You have to show it to me at some point.)[21:27:57] ~RM: (link me please)[21:28:18] %Wayne: (me too even though i don't know who that is lol)[21:28:21] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I haven't posted it yet, my ipad is busted.)[21:28:42] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I'll post it on my art thread and let you guys know)[21:28:43] ~Princess Trace: (Aight.)[21:28:58] %Wayne: (kk)[21:29:01] @Isidora Bass: (k)[21:29:06] ~Princess Trace: (It's a dead NPC we all loved from Dark Lord Fantasy.)[21:29:14] Skymіn: (Poor girl)[21:29:24] ~Princess Trace: (Shea's fault.)[21:29:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (My character is nearly suicidal now)[21:29:51] @Isidora Bass: ()[21:30:09] ~Princess Trace: (Someone should do something.)[21:30:21] @Isidora Bass: (waiting for rolls on my part)[21:30:22] Skymіn: (Is there a roll going on?)[21:30:29] ~RM: (no)[21:30:32] • @Flamingfrozengnome checks the baggage areas[21:30:46] • %Wayne looks around for things of interest[21:30:49] ~RM: (you just walked over to it, what do you want me to do, check to see if you fall off the train?)[21:30:51] @Isidora Bass: (what, why do you keep ignoring my shit invalid :/)[21:31:03] @Isidora Bass: (I tried to look around for stuff earlier too)[21:31:26] ~Princess Trace: Okay, so, nothing I really care about in here right now.[21:31:31] • @Isidora Bass taps the microphone to see if it's on[21:31:45] Skymіn: Unless Gnome and/or Wayne find something.[21:32:09] ~RM: "the microphone echoes indicating that there is a communication channel of some kind"[21:32:16] @Isidora Bass: Cool.[21:32:20] ~Princess Trace: Oh, neato.[21:32:23] ~Princess Trace: I got it, dude.[21:32:28] • ~Princess Trace grabs mic[21:32:35] • @Isidora Bass grabs the mic back[21:32:47] @Isidora Bass: They won't be able to understand your accent.[21:32:49] Skymіn: If this attracts the zombies I'm making them bite you two first.[21:32:54] ~Princess Trace: Oh, you Butch from Team Rocket.[21:33:21] • @Isidora Bass hold mic to her mouth[21:33:23] @Flamingfrozengnome: We can push them off the train[21:33:43] @Isidora Bass: Hello, hello. Would any survivors please report to the rear compartment please?[21:33:47] ~Princess Trace: Let's hold off on that while this redneck plays with the mic.[21:34:14] • @Isidora Bass carefully places the microphone back down.[21:34:22] @Flamingfrozengnome: Here's a thought[21:34:44] ~Princess Trace: I'm all ears.[21:34:44] @Flamingfrozengnome: How about the people who can fight see if we can whittle down the zombies i nthe compartment ahead[21:34:59] ~Princess Trace: Hey, I gave you my knife, that's my bread and butter, man.[21:35:09] Skymіn: I'm not adept at combat.[21:35:12] ~Princess Trace: Besides, I got a back injury.[21:35:16] @Flamingfrozengnome: You're also unarmed[21:35:18] ~RM: "The cunductor responds using his mic, "thank god, I can't make it to the back through this horde of zombies. But since you're there you can try to get this train stopped with me. I don't know what happened to the conductor on the caboose."[21:35:30] @Isidora Bass: You know what bothers me about this whole situation? When did all this zombie shit happen? And why are we seemingly the only survivors?[21:35:31] • ~Princess Trace grabs mic[21:35:41] ~Princess Trace: Yo, yeah, we're here, just tell us what to do, man.[21:36:05] • @Isidora Bass leans in towards the mic[21:36:14] @Isidora Bass: Are you safe for now up there?[21:36:40] Skymіn: (Gnerm I have the spear if you were talking to me)[21:36:53] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I thought Jack had the spear)[21:37:00] @Flamingfrozengnome: (And I was talking to people in general)[21:37:15] Skymіn: (kk)[21:37:24] @Flamingfrozengnome: (We have trace's gun, my screwdriver, the improv spear, and anythign else)[21:37:25] ~RM: "okay, the train should have stopped, dead man switches are supposed to ensure that without a conductor the train will stop, look for the brake. It might help slow it down some. And I'm fine."[21:37:49] ~Princess Trace: (I'm hiding my gun for now.)[21:37:55] • @Isidora Bass looks for the brake[21:38:00] ~Princess Trace: Okay, you heard the man, find the brake.[21:38:07] @Flamingfrozengnome: (ik)[21:38:24] ~RM: "Insidora finds the brake with ease"[21:38:32] • Skymіn glances around the compartment[21:38:34] • @Isidora Bass pulls the brake[21:39:13] ~RM: "the brake is unfortunately jammed, it seems to barely budge for her, but just goes right back into place when she relents"[21:39:23] ~Princess Trace: Ha, weak.[21:39:26] ~Princess Trace: Kabon.[21:39:40] Skymіn: Huh.[21:39:43] @Isidora Bass: Truck off man. You try it.[21:39:46] Skymіn: Seems stuck.[21:39:53] ~Princess Trace: Fine, Butch from Team Rocket, I got it.[21:39:53] @Flamingfrozengnome: Let me help.[21:39:58] • ~Princess Trace pulls on brake[21:40:14] Skymіn: The screwdriver?[21:40:18] • @Flamingfrozengnome tries to pull the break as well[21:40:35] ~RM: "Nascourge strains his hand on the brake, but does not move it."[21:40:44] ~Princess Trace: Truck, man, Butch from Team Rocket broke it.[21:40:58] @Isidora Bass: Truck off, it was already fucking broken.[21:41:15] ~RM: "When gnome attempts to pull the break, he gets it as far as Isidora did, that is to say, millimeters"[21:41:27] @Flamingfrozengnome: Hmm[21:41:28] ~RM: (brake* I knew I was going to do that eventually)[21:41:42] Skymіn: Are there any screws on this thing?[21:41:44] • @Flamingfrozengnome talks to isadora[21:41:55] @Flamingfrozengnome: Talk to the conductor again, tell him that the brake is stuck[21:41:58] • @Isidora Bass goes over to the mic[21:42:09] ~Princess Trace: I don't know, man, I was more concerned with pulling it than fucking making love to it, Skymin.[21:42:20] @Isidora Bass: Hey, the brake is totally jammed, is there anything else we can try?[21:43:15] Skymіn: Oooookay then..[21:43:34] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Do we know each other's names?)[21:43:36] ~RM: "Truck, my gauges are maxed out, the brake being jammed means we're going even faster than I thought, are you alone?"[21:43:36] ~Princess Trace: (Wayne, you still there?)[21:43:45] ~Princess Trace: (Also, yes.)[21:43:57] ~Princess Trace: (We've been going by name this whole time, bad time for intros.)[21:44:01] @Isidora Bass: No, there's four others.[21:44:26] ~RM: "and the lot of you couldn't get it all together? that's very bad."[21:44:41] @Isidora Bass: Yeah, well... we didn't try it all at the same time...[21:44:54] Skymіn: I doubt I'll be of any contribution.[21:44:59] ~RM: "I think you know my advice."[21:45:06] @Flamingfrozengnome: We might be able to, if Nas isn't a jackass.[21:45:06] ~Princess Trace: Try with us or I'm throwing you out of the train.[21:45:16] ~Princess Trace: Alright, let's go.[21:45:20] • ~Princess Trace pulls on brake[21:45:34] • @Isidora Bass goes and tries the brake with the others[21:45:49] • Skymіn pulls on the brake as well with maximum effort.[21:45:55] • @Flamingfrozengnome pulls on the brake[21:46:28] @Isidora Bass: (plot point: Gnome didn't go to the breakdown party with everyone else, instead he went with nas)[21:46:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Went with nas where?)[21:46:48] Skymіn: (Wait, we're short a Wayne)[21:47:09] ~Princess Trace: (To tabsco, Mexico, the destination of this train.)[21:47:21] ~Princess Trace: (Yep, Wayne's in his own little World.)[21:47:21] ~RM: "the brake moves and locks into the braking position. (the roll was good enough with or without wayne)"[21:47:33] ~Princess Trace: Truck yeah, man.[21:47:34] Skymіn: Alrighty!