Tuesday, March 31, 2015

In a survey conducted by the Public Religion Research Institute, 42 percent of millennial respondents said sex between two adults of the same gender was morally acceptable, while 37 percent said the same of casual sex. Twenty-four percent said sex between minors was acceptable, and 21 percent said so of abortion.

When asked if they supported abortion for homosexuals, 58% said yes, but only if they were pregnant as a result of having sex with a heterosexual.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Iran still not satisfying the USA in guaranteeing Israeli
security by promising to never ever ever ever create nuclear balance in the
middle east by coming up with a nuke to counter Israel’s several hundred.

Convicted rapists refuse to honor USA request that they
lecture on morals on college campuses and at military academies.

Washington warheads and other congressional chicken hawks
unite in expressed outrage at another member of the military who thinks and
expresses criticism for his country’s crimes against other nations: demand
severe punishment for his individual courage shown in matter of war instead of
practicing patriotic duty to kill and go shopping and shut the fuck up about
anything else.

Congressional employees of corporate capital sign new law to
bring in more cheap foreign labor than ever before by using airliners, boats,
trains, autos and matter transformers to bring new workers in from Africa and
Asia as well as potential new life forms found in outer space. Business Council
praises new law, sadly accuses complaining displaced workers and newly crowded
communities of racism, and cries, hysterically, all the way to the bank.

New generation of American “pet parents” vow to breast-feed
their dog and cat families in protest against animal hair found in pet food.

AIPAC sponsors kiss-and-make-up meeting of Obama and
Netanyahu at White House, but later protests that the president’s kiss was not
as soulful as the Israeli’s and charges anti-semitism, holocaust denial and
accuses Obama of planning annihilation of all jewish people not already
employed by the administration. Rahm Emanuel leaves country.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Bill Clinton wants to play a central role in his wife's presidential run, though he was often a frustrated and unpredictable presence in 2008, this time, advisers are trying to harness his gifts and rein in his impulses. Advisers demand a "no open fly" zone when Bill is around women and warn against his smoking cigars while the political papparazzi are around."I will do everything in my power to get back into the white house, uh, get my wife back in, that is. That depends on what is is, of course, but that said, it is what it is."

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Gelcimina Carmela Rubinstein, long time adminstrative assistant to Mafia Don Carlo Vincenzi McBerger, is suing the crime cartel for gender bias.
"They never allowed me to move up in the organization, always making coffee, ordering pizza and phoning funeral parlors. If women can advance on Wall Street, in Venture Capital and other criminal activities, why should we remain locked out of management positions in real, all american criminal endeavors like the Mafia?"

Constitutional scholars, legal academics and other professional and student shysters promised to watch this case closely.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

An exhaustive review of nationwide polls sampling public opinion about U.S. politics and presidential candidates reveals that in 2016 Americans want bigger government, smaller government, no government, and an outbreak of lethal disease that "only affects politicians." Their ideal candidate is a seasoned veteran with fresh ideas who sticks to principles and knows how to compromise; someone untainted by corruption with proven ability to succeed at massive campaign fundraising, so they can "stick it to": (1) right-wing nutcases (2) lib-tards (3) Nader traitors (4) terrorist appeasers (5) illegal immigrants (6) the liberal media (7) the conservative media (8) Jews (9) Nazis (10) Jews who act like Nazis (11) Nazis who fund-raise like Jews (12) Woody Allen and Bill Cosby.

Ideologically, Americans favor less Pentagon spending, "as long as it doesn't help the terrorists," more spending on education, "as long as it doesn't help unions," less draconian criminal penalties, "as long as it doesn't help child molesters," more environmental protection, "as long as it doesn't increase regulation," greater support for working mothers, "as long as it doesn't expand welfare," and universal medical insurance, "as long as big government isn't involved."

Thursday, March 19, 2015

In a startling offer, Israel's newly elected regime said it would allow Palestinians to eat regularly if the USA would sign over New York and Florida as newly occupied territories. The Obama administration said it found the offer thoughtful and would put it before the Republikud party in congress, but the Demokatz party demanded that a replica of the Wailing Wall be permanetly set up at the nation's capital before it would support the proposal.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Monday March 16 2015
Breaking news
France, Germany and Italy have all agreed to follow Britain’s lead and join a China-led international development bank, according to European officials, delivering a blow to US efforts to keep leading western countries out of the new institution.
When the lap dogs begin deserting the end is near.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

MARCH 14, 2015
KALISZ, Poland — For evidence of how much President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia has jangled nerves and provoked anxiety across Eastern Europe, even worse is the panic expressed in the USA.
Members of the New Jersey National Guard and the Oklahoma NRA Keep Okies White rifle club have begun training for eminent attack from Russia.Visits to mental health crisis centers are increasing all across the nation, especially among black people who claim that Putin is trying to make their lives worthless. As drug taking increases, both legal and illegal, with drugs supplied by pharmacists, both documented and undocumented, the national crisis has led to bi-partisan meetings between republicans, democrats and their therapists on what to do about the most frightening problem in the nation since the last shortage of pet food.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Conservationists race to save relic of infamous 'Nazi Games' a fact usually, and conveniently , left out in the "infamous" depiction of this event: "Ironically, Owens’s tiny room – No 5, in block 39 – is so far the only athlete’s room that has been renovated. It’s a simple space that reflects the modesty of the humble man who stayed there – a man who, paradoxically, enjoyed more freedom in Nazi Germany at that time than he did in his segregated U.S. homeland." but...but...wait a minute...golly...gosh...jeepers...oh my god...or, omg... we were the land of the free, home of the brave, cradle of liberty, and they were the evil fascist genocidal nazi racist monster killer maniacs from hell ! the copy editor who let that one through may be looking for a job...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176977/Adolf-Hitlers-Olympic-Village-1936-Conservationists-race-save-forgotten-relic-infamous-Nazi-Games

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Further sanctions on Russia and Venezuala would forbid their diplomatic personnel from raping women at any American college campus or military base.
“We mean business” said state dept spokesperson Harridan Feminista.

Monday, March 9, 2015

“Yesterday, the devil came here. And it smells of sulfur still today…”
Hugo Chavez, after George Bush spoke at the U.N. 9/20/2006

If Chavez were still with us and in attendance at the joint session of America’s congress addressed by the Israeli leader, he might have sniffed fire and brimstone along with the madness he identified in the American president’s politics. AIPAC and its Knesset caucus in our government continue to feverishly spread stories of Iran’s threat to the planet should it ever acquire nuclear weapons, even as it seems embarrassed by the Israeli leader’s nit-wit chutzpah to make their own seem almost tastefully modest by comparison.
But the alleged threat posed by Iran’s phantom nuclear weapons is not nearly as important to humanity as it is to Israel and the ongoing annihilation of the Jewish people. That last has been in process since biblical times and involves almost everyone who isn’t jewish constantly plotting and often attempting to wipe out all jews, which makes it almost miraculous that there are any jews left anywhere on earth.

The near total destruction of the native people in what became the USA is not treated in so terrifying a fashion, yet said “indians” are to be found in very few numbers in their former homeland, and then mostly in things called “reservations”, shameful places so named to make it sound like they were going to dinner rather than being shipped to a concentration camp.
Murdered by the tens of thousands in mass slaughters that were called “wars” in early propaganda, and totally robbed of their homeland, if this barbaric treatment had them live in as much present terror as some jewish people are programmed into, they might never sleep again while compelling much of america to watch an endless loop movie-tv-stage drama-college class re-enactment of the near extermination of a people to pave the way for something called a civilized democracy for a supposedly exceptional nation.

But the Iran fantasy went on for years before israel got into the act, with the US helping destroy Iran’s democratically elected nationalist government back in 1953 and doing all in its power since then to suppress, degrade and cripple the revolution of 1979 which has had the audacity to attempt to right the wrongs of a generation of totalitarian brutality under a regime practicing non judeo-Christian religious dogma. What master race of self-chosen deities could tolerate that? All this in the name of free markets, expensive weapons, mass murder and petro profits.
Israel got into the act with a vengeance once the fact of a powerful nation that might counter its domination of the area began driving its leadership, and their toadies in the USA, into more feverish hysteria about the menace of a people who never did anything to them or America but retaliate and even then, hardly on a par with the havoc and murder wreaked upon it by the USA.
In fact, if Iran had ever taken vengeance on the USA with anything like the heartless fury with which it has been treated, the tragedy of 911 would seem very mild by comparison.

So now we are warned of the possible terror to be practiced by this nation which has neither created nor shown any interest in creating nuclear weapons, first by the master race cult that did create and is the only one to ever use nuclear weapons on humans, and second by the chosen people cult which has a nuclear weapons stockpile and a narrative of suffering endless terror while it treats palestinians exactly as america treated indians and nazis treated european jews. But past suffering, both real and legendary, make it okay for israel to have these weapons on the sneak, since no one is supposed to speak of either the master race or its chosen people partner as anything but the pinnacle of humanity and beyond criticism from the lesser billions with no such legends or narratives of suffering and infallibility.

We are so great and wonderful that everyone hates us because we are so great and wonderful – but - they can’t say so because in our wonderful greatness we will kill them if they speak such blasphemy. And of course, they are endlessly conspiring to destroy us; the master race because they are such masters and the chosen people because they are so chosen. If that sounds incredibly stupid if not insane, check out your governments which would never be so honest – and possibly be embarrassed to admit the idiocy of it all if they were - but create and follow policies which say it with weapons and military domination, said dominance believed to be based on the masterful race of these chosen people, dubbed such by themselves and in keeping with the hypocritic oath taken by all their leaders.
From the right to the left, liberal or conservative, listen to how these nations are referred to as special, more important than any other, necessary to the survival of humanity, even if the political economics of master racist chosen people are actually the greatest threat to the future of that more humble group of billions neither self identified as master or chosen.

Something dubbed the “international community” regularly pontificates on what the world needs, which is more power for that international community, which actually represents a tiny fraction of earth’s population. And lo and behold; that fraction lives in the USA and Israel and worse, represents only a small fraction of its people. That much larger number had best exercise democratic power over its increasingly fanatic owner minority and their leadership cult before the real international community has to take action and subdue the crackpot masters and their self-chosen idiot partners before the entire race suffers the consequence of their social disease.
Governmental power in both the USA and Israel needs democratic fumigation before the stench of nuclear devastation contaminates everyone and everything. Sulfur will smell like perfume if we continue to let these mental and moral cripples rule us into oblivion.

MARCH 9, 2015
CARACAS, Venezuela — President Obama signed an executive order on Monday that froze the assets in the United States of seven midlevel Venezuelan government officials, saying they were implicated in human rights violations in the South American country.
The seven will not be able to spend any money at Starbucks, MacDonalds or Walmart, and will be restricted to travel only within city limits of winston salem, perth amboy or metuchen. Obama also insisted that they publicly apologize for speaking spanish while in the company of americans.