Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Disgusting.

Oh BLEAUGH! BLEAUGH YACK YACK SPIT BLEEEEEE!Is there anything worse than biting into your toast only to find the butter is gone off and has that bittery oily taste? Yack. The only thing worse is gone off sausages ( which thankfully I haven't had since my college days)Yack. Pass the Listerine-which is also yack, but a different kind of yack.I knew I should have stuck with Ready Brek.Gross, Yack.

How long was it out for??? Real butter should last about a week (ish) out of the fridge, well, it does in my house, I keep it in one of those loc-tite containers, the air tight things, you can get them in Tesco, I find they keep it from going off much longer that a normal butter dish does.

About Me

I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion.
I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times.
Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate.
I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.