I’d tell Kumacho that he needs to control his woman, but lord knows she wears the pants in that household...big pants. God damn I’d love to see a video of her berating him. Him breaking down and crying like a bitch at the end of their fight. Cycle of abuse. Battered husband. It’s a sad story, and there’s no path for help, because the cops would only laugh at him if Kumacho were to call them.

Sorry Kumacho. I don’t know what to recommend. It’s too late to learn Jiu-jitsu bro. Old, frail, useless, unwanted. Maybe drink heavily and numb those last few years of your life.