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D-Day Meets the PC

Claiming that the Germans "totally tank-rushed us" at the beginning of the war "like a bunch of little bitches", France made a plea to the nations of the world to start the war over. "We're not trying to be sore," they claimed. "We're just saying it would be more fun for everyone if we all got to play."

TIME FOR BED;ROOSEVELT PLEADS "JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES"

SOVIETS REFUSE TO FIGHT BATTLE OF LENINGRADUNLESS THEY GET TO PLAY AS RED

As seen above, the Soviets finally agreed to fight out the siege only after they were assured that they could play as red this time. "We always play red, it's so confusing when we join a server as blue or yellow or something," Zhokov said, citing that time in the Crimea when Soviet Troops defended an enemy base for ten minutes in confusion.

CHURCHILL CLAIMS: "NEVER BEFORE HAVE SO MANYOWED SO MUCH TO SUCH A LOW PING."