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Okay, I finished my shift, so on with the pictures. As a preface, I'm friends with Rankenphile and his wife. We don't get to hang out nearly enough lately though. Last night I was messaged by Rankenphile's wife about dropping something off on her way north to see her family. I figured it was a small Christmas gift as we sometimes get each other weird little gifts if we see something dumb/weird. My main clue that this was probably Satans-related was that she said she got my address from Rank and I didn't remember giving it out. Then there was a pet emergency at with her family and instead of midnight she dropped it off at 1:30am. I was a gracious (I hope) zombie and brought the box upstairs for opening after sleep and probably a few hours of working from home.

Buchi had to inspect the box of course.

Around noon I took a break and got the box ready to open. Lilith and Buchi were on the bed too.

Satans is always fun, but even moreso when you know the person in real life.

Oscar's Hot Night Out! A game created with help from Knob! I'm looking forward to playing this.

Cat Treats! I'm sure most of the cats will devour these. They aren't really picky eaters.

Munji now jumped up to "assist"

Buchi is looking a bit overwhelmed by gifts.

Another copy of Shaq Fu. Thankfully I haven't sent my Secret Satan gift yet so the love can be shared.

City of Lost Children. Munji says "one approves."

Legend of Zelda - Link Between Worlds. I've heard very good things about this game and I'll get time to try it out over Christmas.

Art by Rankenphile! I remember seeing when this was created and this is very cool!

5th Edition Dungeon and Dragon Handbook! I am old and slow to check out new editions, probably due to the immense amout of money I spent on 2nd edition. I will always love RPG books and I will read the hell out of this.

He even put bookmarks in it for ease of use! That makes it so much better!

Thank you so much! This is a great haul! My girlfriend didn't even believe it at first.

Here's the sock picture that I managed to forget. Munji loves "helping".

I did it to my own PHB years ago and it made such a difference, especially for looking up spells and finding rules for things like conditions, that I vowed to provide that service to anyone I ever give a PHB to in the future (Slimes and my niece being the two so far).

One thing I found helped was getting a piece of glass from a picture frame, cutting it to size and clipping it to the bed to provide a perfectly level printing surface as the aluminum will warp over time. It requires printing a spacer for the calibration switch on the z axis (look on thingiverse) but it’s a really simple upgrade.

You’ll want to learn how to calibrate it well but it’s an easy process — basically if you can slip a piece of paper between the nozzle and the bed at each corner with some friction but not too much, you’re good to go.

There’s a really good subreddit for monoprice select mini owners that is full of troubleshooting advice. Highly worth checking it out.

Also you can print via usb or WiFi (although I don’t think that model has WiFi out of the box) but you’re better off using the micro sd card so you can let it run autonomously without worrying about interrupting it if you use your computer in the middle of a 20-hour print

Nullzone is my satan and is the one who sent me the books and today cookies and socks and I do have pictures from the cookies and socks but I'd rather do a great many things than resize them on my phone!

So I'll do that when I get back to Vegas and my PC. Which happens tomorrow night. You mentioned in the card there was something else, if it comes here I can probably convince my parents to send it on unless it's more cookies, in which case they may not all get to me.

I was able to pick up a mysterious package today! It originally tried to reach it's way to me on Friday but I kinda goofed by not having anyone home at the time. Funnily enough my parents were having wine delivered by the same company at the same time so my dad picked up both packages yesterday. After a trip to my folk's place and a quick drive back to my apartment the de-packaging begins! What's in the box!?

Oh boy! Smaller, individually numbered boxes!

I may have assumed so from the marking on the shipping box (Contains: Alcohol) but it's a bevy of bottles! And a note?

What does it say?

Now, understand that I am VERY BAD at both a) following written instructions and b) being patient but I'm going to try my hardest to do what the note says. Once December 14th rolls around I'm going to crack one of those precious little guys open and share with you the Beer of the Day each day until the 12 Days of Beermas are complete (and I'll edit this post to include those pictures and comments at it's conclusion). After rearranging my fridge and eating some left overs:

And thus, the waiting game begins. This is an amazing gift, my As-Of-This-Moment Anonymous Satan! Thank you very much!

Nullzone is my satan and is the one who sent me the books and today cookies and socks and I do have pictures from the cookies and socks but I'd rather do a great many things than resize them on my phone!

So I'll do that when I get back to Vegas and my PC. Which happens tomorrow night. You mentioned in the card there was something else, if it comes here I can probably convince my parents to send it on unless it's more cookies, in which case they may not all get to me.

Nullzone is my satan and is the one who sent me the books and today cookies and socks and I do have pictures from the cookies and socks but I'd rather do a great many things than resize them on my phone!

So I'll do that when I get back to Vegas and my PC. Which happens tomorrow night. You mentioned in the card there was something else, if it comes here I can probably convince my parents to send it on unless it's more cookies, in which case they may not all get to me.

They did. And now they are gone. I had a few on the plane too. I have eaten waaaaay too many cookies over the past 48 hours. Waaaaaaaaay too many cookies. >> That pilot was either drunk or bonkers, so it was like better eat them NOW... The socks are also very pretty but the cookies stole the show.

And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn

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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod

heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.