Monday, September 08, 2014

Obama: "Stand Down. I've been shipping them arms and don't want that to come out. Besides, it's past my bedtime. I've got a flight in the morning to see Beyoncé and do some fundraising. But let me know when those bumps in the road Americans' bodies come home. I want to be there so yes I can look all saddened and concerned. For Teh Optics™, you know. Afterwards I'll attend another fundraiser, of course."

The Obama administration's behavior post Benghazi has been weird. Like they're trying to hide something. First that silly story about that video. Remember Susan Rice on all the Sunday talk shows? Even President Obama kept talking about the video for weeks. So FOX continued to press for information.... A few weeks later when FOX news reporter Jennifer Griffin said she was told there was a stand-down order at Benghazi, I got a weird call from the Obama administration trying to pressure me to get Jennifer to back down on her report. I thought the call from the Obama administration was dirty. Incidentally, I don't control my colleagues and they don't control me.

Less than two hours after the [#BringBackOurBumpsInTheRoad] ceremony, Obama took his motorcade on an unscheduled trip to the Democratic Party headquarters to hold political meetings. In the evening, he planned to attend a previously arranged fundraiser in Washington.

The transfer of remains came three days after an attack on the consulate, one of a series of assaults on U.S. outposts in Muslim countries that U.S. officials [lyingly] blame on an anti-Muslim video made in the United States.

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araq bin Hussein al-Qbama "knows that he has the ability — the extraordinary, uncanny ability — to take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out of them"? Really? But he can't make sense out of the public outrage over his callous disregard for — boredom with, even — American lives brutally snuffed out by his coddled, islamofascist pals?

Obama claimed he didn't know about the bugging of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, or about the National Security Agency snooping on other allied leaders and tens of millions of foreign citizens, or about the Fast and Furious gun-running debacle, or about the facts surrounding the attack on the American outpost in Benghazi, or about the flaws with the ObamaCare website, or about the IRS holding up tax-exempt applications of tea party groups prior to the 2012 election.

Perhaps Obama — perennially "bored to death" and with talents so "extraordinary" that he has "never been challenged intellectually" — found all of the above issues cerebrally unchallenging and intrinsically boring. Said Obama, regarding the IRS' targeting of tea party groups, "I first learned about it from the same news reports that I think most people learned about this."

The German periodical Bild am Sonntag, citing U.S. intelligence sources, reported that the NSA chief, Army Gen. Keith Alexander, briefed Obama on the Merkel wiretaps in 2010. Obama can't recall the briefing. Perhaps he was "bored to death" and/or inadequately "challenged intellectually" by Gen. Alexander's briefing.

Perhaps after al-Qaeda/ISIS terrorists infiltrate our country through El Paso, thanks to Ølawless' open-borders policy undocumented Demmigrant-voter registration drive, and attack and butcher us on our own soil, he'll wait a whole thirty minutes instead of twenty before speeding off to the golf course following another of his insipid Appalled & Saddened Speeches®.

After all, no we can't have him "doing what other people do" — like caring about fellow citizens and their safety — because "he's just too talented" for that. And if you think that yes we can, then you're probably a racist.