What's this about?

Ladies and gents our story begins with our author who one day packed up
his bags to spend the next 5 years of his life on some tropical island far
far away. This land is not like any place he has ever been to before.
There is no telling of what he may encounter during his stay there but one
thing is sure he is going to be in for one crazy adventure. And this is
where you get to read about it.

What you say?

Readers beware!

The stories told here maybe appear larger than in
real life and at times may even appear outlandish. However, all actual
events are in fact real (well, most of them). What may appear as a
distortion of reality to some may only be due to the author's perspective
of the actual events. Some say he is just not right in the head.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

My classmates have been taking little surveys in class. Nothing of any real importance. They have mainly been kind of along the lines of "what would you rather eat chocolate that taste like shit or shit that taste like chocolate?" I chose the chocolate that taste like shit because shit that taste like chocolate is still shit.

Anyway, another one of their question was asking among the guys in class who has the most potential of being a player? To my surprise I was one of the guys to receive the most votes. I guess I shouldn't really be all that surprised because it seems like Asian girls (girls from Asia not Asian girls from America) are always asking me this. Am I missing something? Am I doing some kind of player move I'm unaware of? The player walk? The player grin? I don't really mind being asked but I would just like to know why they think this way so maybe I could some how make it work for me. Cause right now I ain't no player, I'm riding the bench. I don't go out with any girls out here. Damn, that's another reason why I'm hating it out here.