With Dogz recently criticising “nasty/ill tempered members” for making “outrageous, poisonous posts,” indulging in “disgusting character assassination,” and not being able to “handle members [i.e. himself] being nice,” I think the time is right to look back at when the most nasty, ill-tempered, outrageously poisonous, character-assassinating and un-nice member around here was…Dogz himself.

See, for all those who have either forgotten, or weren’t around when he first joined up, the nascent Dogz was spewing hate and stirring up shit at every possible opportunity, in a greater capacity than any TWer before or since. Before he had Pablo and an army of uninformed newbies to slavishly support him (and the mods bending over backwards not to ban him), Dogz had no need to relax into the persona of a creepy, dense, fawning old queen. Nope. At this early stage of the game, Dogz carpet-bombed this “moronic site” (his words) with as much hatred and insanity and racist rhetoric as his fevered brain could whip up and his pet-abusing fingers could type up. Before Effee, before interminable waffle about Partner David and asexuality, before all those godawful holiday pictures, before he amassed his coterie of moron disciples, before all the debates on banning and post-restrictions, this was Phase One of Dogz’s attempt to destroy this website.

I guess this is what Persilot’s The collected ramblings of DD74 thread was supposed to be, before it got torpedoed. So, without further ado (’cause this post ain’t short), and for the education of the pro-Dogz brigade (who think the rest of us are unjustifiably mean to him), here’s THE COLLECTED RAMBLINGS OF DOGZ, TAKE TWO.

Consider this an eye-popping, jaw-dropping, brain-slopping trip down memory lane…

Part 1: The Wisdom of Dogz

"this site is full of moronic Americans who do nothing but critisize Mr Bowie,i think its because he's English and Americans are very envious of us British,they have NO history( to speak of)their everyday lives are crap and run by commercials from the cradle to the grave,they moan at everything the GREAT BOWIE does"

"all we get most of the time is THICK Americans moaning about everything Bowie does( huh)and then we have the Auzzies!!! indeed what a BUNCH of thick,idiotic RED-NECKS they are,considering their ancenstors were all crooks/murderers and villans,they hav'nt caught on much have they?,still we suffer them,poor deluded souls that they are..."

"Well firstly let me inform you i am male,im 50% English and 50% German,i have NO! problem with my identity,unlike those poor deluded Aussies( look at their back-ground,it speaks for itself really!)"

"AT LAST!!!! something woth adding to on this moronic site..."

"Apart from this thread being very SYCOPHANTIC!!!,its now beginning to REEK of NEPOTISM,is'nt it time this thread was stopped,i really do not think that many of us are interested in someones 31st Birthday,this is turning into a thread for a 4 years old birthday,take down the cards and pack it in,theres a good boy ok?..." (and to think of how many birthday threads Dogz himself would contribute to subsequently…)

"What a bunch of CRAP!!! these pics are,for goodness sake grow up,do you have anything else to do in OZ?,it makes me wonder your mentality???" (Dogz telling someone else to “grow up” because of the pictures they post? Dogz despairing at someone else’s mentality?? Oh, the irony…)

“Why do you care what people think of you? I've always done as I please and shall continue to do so, I have a stubborn streak and that's that.”

Part 2: The Iraq War & Dogz

“im i,ve of the mind of simply wiping the entire middle east out,its a shithole on the world and has always been trouble,religion has long since been dismissed as the reasons for their EVIL ways,i say nuke the LOT of them and begone trash of society,i would have no second thoughts at all about wiping them off the face of the earth,wrong is wrong and evil is evil and ANYONE who wants to appease that evil part of the world should go and live there themselves,then we can wipe them out also,the songs goes 'We are the Supermen'so we must do our duty and rid the world of this worthless trash,im fed up with the GUTLESS wonders of this world and their pathetic lets talk things through routein(which has been flouted and done to death),long live Tony Blair and George Bush for having the guts to rid this world of EVIL...The european cannon is here and loaded”

“Those women (pathetic creatures that they are)are nothing more than breeding machines to produce future terrorists,so cut the pathetic whinging CRAP about women and children,the evil that destroyed the twin towers and all those innocent people,were infact once children,LOOK where that lead them???,you are an IDIOT...”

“Well some interesting paralles there,pity you talk out of your backside is,nt it?,i myself are of German origin,half German,half English,NOT British ENGLISH,do not even contemplate comparing my race with that of Iraq,you alone should know the trouble that has stemmed from the middle east,calling one part Iraq and the other something else,its all the ruddy same,its the shithole of the world and therefore we should rid the world of it and i mean rid for good.You whinging simpering appeasers make me vomit,talk,talk,talk is all you want,talking is through,its time to act,act swifty and now,begone this horrible part of our beautiful earth,comparing the odd American who bombs buildings is a whingers charter,you should be ashamed of yourself,thank goodness those in charge of the worlds current affairs think differently to you wimp...”

“You have the audacity to call my heritage those awful names,my heritage is pure and true,i have the blood and nerve of a true German and the manners of the English,i therefore am of perfect breeding,i will and need not be told of my heritage,whats yours?basterized American???,i am tall and blonde and true,i have NO basterized yankie blood in me,im far superior in so many ways to you,im not wasting anymore time on the likes of you dear boy,now trot off and watch the television and do as you and your race are told to do everyday by plastic people on plastic programes...”

Part 3: Conversing with Dogz

Sound + Vision re-release…Dogz (as PinupS10): When i think of you,one word comes to mind?and that word is>>>>>>"MISERABLE",call yourself a Bowie fan?,you are a cynical OLD hack...London Bye Ta-Ta...RabbitFighter: Aww, you´re flattering me, that was a very poignant observation from you. I guess that being a Bowie fan means that you´re willing to buy the same songs over and over again just so you could get a few rare tracks (which aren´t even that rare in first place) to include in your collection. I´m not willing to do that so I guess that means i´m not really a fan. Oh and for the last time: Register or get the fuck out of here you anonymous prick! You´re wasting Altoid´s space!Dogz (as PinupS10): When Awwwwwwwwww how lovely of you,you do make me laff LOL LOL LOL,a point for you OLDER hacks,has it not ever crossed your mind that there are new people coming along all the time and will enjoy these re-releases very much?,or are you so wrapped up in your senile world?...London Bye Ta-Ta...RabbitFighter: You certainly got me there! I really am the oldest hag that posts on this board! By the way, I haven´t got the original Sound & Vision boxset myself. I just have the amazing ability to spot a worthless release when I see one.Dogz (as anon): When Well i think PinupS10 has a point,there are many new users coming along,it would smug and complacent to think that your view reflects the younger set and the people who do not own certain Bowie sets to to difficulties in obtaining these wonderful re-releases:-)London Bye Ta-Ta...dukewhite: mr Anon...we can see that you are in fact the same person as PinupS10. Both of you have the id "79d7096e6c0e" it is tacky to agree with yourself. makes your point look less valid. Just somethign to keep in mind in the future.JarethsGirl: P.S. No one needed to look at your anon number - you gave yourself away by using the same unique and clever "signature."

Bowie fans’ sexuality...Dogz: I am amazed that this day and age!that it even matters???,just how dated are you?,you are obvioulsy VERY homophobic,im sick and tired of people thinking that Bowies fans are NAFF and HETRO,go forth and muliply please.We've just had a BIG release in the Bowie world of an album called Reality!!!,listen to it ok?,PAY attention to a couple of lines written for YOU,"THERE'S ALWAYS A MORON,SOMEONE TO HATE"Good Mr Bowie has YOU sussed LOL LOL,ha ha ha ,he he he,im the laughing gnome and you can;t catch me:-)SugarPlumFairy: You. Are. Such a retard.

Which David Bowie Are You?(an internet meme-thing in which Dogz didn't quite understand he was supposed to go to the site, answer the questions and see which one he got…and you gotta wonder about a guy who makes 14,000 posts and yet calls the rest of us “TIME WASTERS”)Dogz: Which persona of Bowie do we think ourselves as?,well in most cases i would have thought it pretty obvious by our logon names,although it does'nt always follow thru with some of the deranged CRANKS/TIME WASTERS on here.So with the name of diamondogz74,i consider myself to be that Bowie in every sense,cold/calculating and NOT to be messed with,so any of you tossers out there with so called witty replies...you are simply wasting your time,i know i am BETTER than YOU...BaldAssassin: Hmm...maybe you could learn to use a capital 'i' when referring to yourself, and learn the use of proper punctuation. Then I might take your claim more seriously.

But probably not.

Young Man at Odds With the Bible(a thread in which most people shared certain views about religion, and then Dogz came along to give his insight to sonofsilence)Dogz: Good!day cretin...I am sick and tired of your stupid questions,your so called web site is crass and VERY! boring,you consider yourself a clever person(?),whilst in fact you are very ignorant,i've seen you on here sooooooooooo many times *YAWN*,i think its time you moved over and let me take your place,you ideas are stale,you are dated and lets face it!just plain,move over Mr 20th Century...

What nationality are YOU?(it was a nice thread, until you-know-who came along to share his unique views)]Dogz: My father was German,my mother is English,i would say that mkes me better than your PIG ignorant Amricans any day,i really pity Americans,they are the saddest modern race alive.Dan Dare: And just what race are you speaking of? Talk about PIG ignorant... see if you can find a dictionary... start with your ass and work up through your insides.SugarPlumFairy: This Diamonddogz person is just the saddest alter ego on earth, nothing more. And even in the very unlikely situation that someone is actually retarded enough to really be this person, I vote for instant banning and beheading. (if only someone had taken note, we would have avoided years of pain...but no, nobody did)

Bad review of Bowie's show in a German newspaper(well, if one thing remains true, it's Dogz's belief in his own intelligence, even when he gets almost every single thing he says wrong…and the very definition of “hypocrisy” is Dogz demanding that someone else correct their spelling)Dogz: Hi,I totally agree with you on your reasoning of certain journalists,but you are a tad hypercritical my dear,YOU were on here last week slagging off Mr Bowie,YES we do have memories tut!tut!,i am 50% German and i assure you Mr Bowie is LOved and adored in Germany ,one shitty jealous OLD critic does not a tour write...Incidently,i also seem to remember you were told that your spelling of the word" Qualudes was wrong"why have you not corrected this?,it makes you look stupid,ok i know you said thats the way its spelt on your CD,but none the less its wrong,incidently do you know what Qualudes are???or rather were?...NewKillerStar: Check out the Aladdin Sane sleeve for the double A spelling of the word. Does it bother you that much? There`s nothing worse than people who try to seem more intellectual than they actually are. QUAAAAAAALUDES.Dan Dare: This from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000: The trademark Quaalude for the sedative and hypnotic agent methaqualone is an example of how a product name is carefully chosen for a positive public response. Methaqualone was developed in the 1960s by William H. Rorer, Inc. At that time, the company's best-known product was Maalox, a digestive aid that derived its name from its ingredients, magnesium and aluminum hydroxides. To enhance the product recognition of their new sedative drug, the company incorporated the aa of Maalox into the name Quaalude. The other elements of the name are presumed to be a contraction of the phrase quiet interlude, a soothing, even poetic description of the drug's effect.

diamondogz74, you really need to stop embarrasing yourself like this...

A fight with Arlequino(naturally, there were millions of these back in the day, but this is worth revisiting, with Dogz’s classic defence of his atrocious spelling especially ironic in light of the Quaaludes thing):Dogz: Hi there,OK so my spelling did,nt past your excellant grammar test!,sooooooo wot!,you are obvioulsy a person who pussyfoots about in life and has nothing better to do than correct spelling like some silly old forgotten teacher we all had,GET A LIFE!,the issue here is what he wrote and NOT my spelling,as for there being NO proverbial WASTE OF SKIN in your eyes,then it just goes to prove you are NO better than the person who wrote the vile and rotten words you seem to be semi-associating yourself with,grow up and have a go at him,you useless NO hoper!!!Be gone with you,in the trashcan of life where you belong...Dogz (to Arlequino): YOU have become a blot on the Beautiful suffolk coastal resort of Southwold,a place i spend many days relaxing and also visiting Wibblewswick,i shall in future remind myself of what a pompous idiot lives there and what a disgrace you are.

Australian Tickets Selling at Lightening Speed(by now Dogz is posting to every thread and generally making an ass of himself. Here's an example)Adam: Within 3 hours of the public sale, Bowie has almost sold out a 13,000 seat arena in both Sydney and Melbourne (only back rows remaining). A second (previously unannounced) Sydney show is now selling even though we are only half way through the first day of sales. So despite the high ticket prices (some of the most expensive he has ever charged), Australians are paying to see their Bowie - thus proving he is still one of the biggest concert draw cards in this country.....or simply that demand is that big after 17 years without touring. In an exclusive interview on the Australian TODAY show this morning, Bowie admitted to the 17 year absence and joked that he may not be back for another 17. But let's hope these superior ticket sales encourage him otherwise.Dogz: I actually think you are a poor deluded soul,what makes you think that people are interested in hearing about Oz all the ruddy time?,you prattle on and on and on about Oz. As for thinking you have the intution that Bowies Oz dates are to be a hi-light?,forget it digger,theres one one Hi-Light on this tour,that being when he returns to his homeland of London,you do not stand a snow flakes chance in hell of EVER!! topping that... Can you hear that noise when Adam posts?,its the sound of the concrete scraping under the bottom of the barrel,go to bed Adam,you're dated...SoulLoveChild: "As for thinking you have the intution that Bowies Oz dates are to be a hi-light?" Read the thread properly, buster. Adam never said that. (whereupon “garyw” made half a dozen confused Dogz-like replies as if SLC was talking to him. I don't know if garyw was a Dogz alter-ego, but it seems that way - especially with the style. In any case, it’s amazing that Adam didn’t ban Dogz’s ass for his behaviour on this thread alone)

Diamond Dogs 30th AnniversaryDogz: IF!!!!! i was as cynical as you, I simply would'nt bother being on here,as for your silly childish list of bonus/extra tracks???,what are you doing on here?,you obvioulsy are not a fan?,all you ever do is critize and complain,you are one OLD WOMAN..."russellmael: twat.

On the nationality of the newly-appointed moderators(once again, the vitriolic Dogz drops in to sound off his baffling hatred of Adam – in Dogz’s eyes, guilty of the heinous crime of being Australian)Dogz: Great Britain really doe's not need to be represented here,after all WE know we are better than these twits,WHO? in their right mind listens or reads to anything that Auzzie pratt Adam writes or says?,ever noticed that strange sound when Adam is posting?... that noise you can hear is the scraping of the concrete under the bottom of the barrel,so much for his knowledge of Mr Bowie...(what, again with the barrel remark?)

Part 4: Conclusion

…well.

Of course these days, Dogz acts like he’s the persecuted one (more than a tad hypocritical considering how he enjoyed abusing people for merely having opinions different to his own). But now that he keeps harping on about how “nice” he is (and that we’re all supposedly “jealous” of his niceness), I have to ask: is Dogz really so nice, or is he just trying to play us all for chumps with short memories? Did he perhaps undergo a radical personality change after he was banned the first time (given his bizarre mental state, it’s a distinct possibility)? Or could it be that he’s just an alter ego (even after all these years, it’s not impossible)? Read those posts and you’d think that there’s no way a grown man wrote that nonsense. It's a twisted kid who is obviously sick in the head. And why would an ostensibly middle-aged flab-bucket like Dogz complain about older users and older Bowie fans and their senile world? Like he’s a teenager. He even gave RabbitFighter a serve for being OLD. Something is so very wrong here.

The JFK assassination, the identity of Jack The Ripper, the historicity of Jesus Christ – forget it. The biggest mystery of the ages is why Dogz (whoever he is) was never banned into permanent oblivion all those years ago.

Good times brother. One thing worth pointing out is that even the nicest, just about the least confrontational poster in TW's history (Sugarplum) managed to become outraged by this bewildering Aryan creature.

“Those women (pathetic creatures that they are)are nothing more than breeding machines to produce future terrorists,so cut the pathetic whinging CRAP about women and children,the evil that destroyed the twin towers and all those innocent people,were infact once children,LOOK where that lead them???,you are an IDIOT...”

How could I not have noticed the brilliance of this quotation before? I thought the one about nuking the Middle East demonstrated the zenith of his stupidity, but then this is the ultimate of pre-emptive action -- let's stop children being born to prevent their maturity into terrorists!

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By the way Dogz, please don't sue TW.

In effect, wouldn't he be suing himself for your 'digging up dirt', given that all the quotations are his own? It might be worth a try on Dogz' part, and I'm sure Mr Torrie would be delighted to back such an endeavour on the basis that Dogzie has saved his photo in his portfolio of wanking material.

On a related note, I learned last week it is perfectly acceptable to write Dogz' as the possessive of Dogz (instead of Dogz's). I'm sure that he, being a stickler for grammar, would appreciate my making this fact widely known.

Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

i consider myself to be that Bowie in every sense,cold/calculating and NOT to be messed with

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4) I am not nice. Fuck you, how's that!

Well, he gives off a Dogzy vibe in that both have to keep reassuring us all that they're a force to be reckoned with. They then immediately follow this display of braggadocio with the message board equivalent of a ridiculously long, oddly-punctuated queef.

Just embarrassing for them, but embarrassing and funny for all who bear witness.

You're starting to get testy, Dogz. Do I have to threaten to break into your house before you waddle off crying and tell the mods to ban me?

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besides everyone knows i love this place.

"Obsess over creepily" doesn't necessarily equate to "love," Humbert.

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Maybe if you had thought this thread out better? you could have added url links, so that other members might see the bigger picture.

Most of those threads are archived, you moron. And most people around here are intelligent enough to get the bigger picture anyway (i.e. that you're an insane and colossal prick).

BTW, why should I think out my threads better? So far this one's to be better than any of your lame-o threads that have sunk with 0 replies (Get Withnail drunk, Lord Of The Flies, Diana Ross, End of YouTube, £20k bling belt, etc etc).

How could I not have noticed the brilliance of this quotation before? I thought the one about nuking the Middle East demonstrated the zenith of his stupidity, but then this is the ultimate of pre-emptive action -- let's stop children being born to prevent their maturity into terrorists!

It's definitely the kind of bizarre reasoning you would except from a confused person who mentions "the evil that destroyed the twin towers and all those innocent people" and yet has no problem saying "i really pity Americans,they are the saddest modern race alive."

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In effect, wouldn't he be suing himself for your 'digging up dirt', given that all the quotations are his own?

Not necessarily. I think one of his strategies might be to claim we made all this stuff up. Fortunately, there are a lot of people around here who remember all those threads he shat upon when it happened.

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I'm sure Mr Torrie would be delighted to back such an endeavour on the basis that Dogzie has saved his photo in his portfolio of wanking material.

No wonder the poor guy's a recluse.

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On a related note, I learned last week it is perfectly acceptable to write Dogz' as the possessive of Dogz (instead of Dogz's). I'm sure that he, being a stickler for grammar, would appreciate my making this fact widely known.

Just make damn sure you don't flaunt the correct spelling of "Quaaludes" in front of him.

You're aware that British citizens that abide in England are not protected by the United States Constitution, right?

I don't think any of us should guess what Dogz is aware and unaware of.

Anyway, at this point, I think we should have a neat summary of what's been going on here so far:1. Dogz completely denies reality. He seems to be disowning what has been directly quoted from him. Or else saying that it was meant to be funny. Or that it has been taken out of context. Or he's ignoring it completely.

2. Some retarded, sub-NomDePlume alter-ego pops up and defends Dogz for no apparent reason.

3. Dogz resorts to his stock-standard strategy of evasive, nonsensical shit and pictures.

4. Dogz implies that PHOENIX and I are the same person. Dogz is either clutching at straws or attempting to get PHOENIX into the ring. I guess his detective ability pretty much stops at "Hey! ziggfried and PHOENIX live in the same state in Australia! They're the same person!"

5. Sys makes a too-good-to-be-true banning promise that we all doubt he'll keep.

I hope K sticks to his guns...it'd be a lot of fun to read about somebody setting fire to themselves in Norwich city centre, having left a (very poorly written) suicide note explaining that their one haven from the world had been taken away from them.

Just so you don't misconstrue this Dogz, yes, I'm saying it would amuse me if I found out you were dead. Please don't file a lawsuit.

You're aware that British citizens that abide in England are not protected by the United States Constitution, right?

Alright, so I can go against my principles here for the greater good. Tell me, Dogz: did you try to sue Teenage Wildlife? If you continue to not answer clearly I will be forced to ask the mods publicly. You have until November 1st to give me a clear yes or no answer.

This is an international community, therefore, i am claiming my right to use the fifth amendment, i'm sorry you don't like that answer.

Dogz, the fact that TW is an international community has no bearing on whether or not you are protected by the 5th Ammendment. You can't just invoke aspects of whichever countries' law you feel like, otherwise we would have had you stoned for 'homosexuality' a long time ago.

And, also, my impression is that the 5th Ammendment can only be used in regards to illegal activities. A chubby little asexual nonce threatening to sue a website he claims to love is not an illegal act, merely a hilarious example of hypocrisy.

And, given we're talking libel litigation here, you'd much rather stick with British laws for that one as it is a lot easier to sue for libel there due to the burden of proof being put on the publisher, rather than the 'victim' (from memory). That's why Tom Cruise conducts all his legal affairs from there.

Mods, I know this is a step too far, but could you please post the PM in which dogz threatened legal action, if such a document exists? I'm sure it was the funniest thing since A Confederacy of Dunces and you're greedily keeping it to yourselves.

I'm sure that Dogz comparing you to a "silly old forgotten teacher we all had," telling you to "GET A LIFE!" and to go "the trashcan of life where you belong", and calling you a "useless NO hoper!!!", "a disgrace" and a "pompous idiot" was all meant in jest and I've been taking it all out of context. Right, Dogz?

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I hope K sticks to his guns...it'd be a lot of fun to read about somebody setting fire to themselves in Norwich city centre, having left a (very poorly written) suicide note explaining that their one haven from the world had been taken away from them.

I'm sure that Dogz comparing you to a "silly old forgotten teacher we all had," telling you to "GET A LIFE!" and to go "the trashcan of life where you belong", and calling you a "useless NO hoper!!!", "a disgrace" and a "pompous idiot" was all meant in jest and I've been taking it all out of context. Right, Dogz?

I knew Chris before i became a member here, he knows full well these are nothing more than terms of endearment, all this is old news.

You sure have a unique way of expressing yourself. I guess going into a leukemia ward and saying to a bunch of kids, "Ha ha ha, you're all going to die you little cretins!" is another way you could show terms of endearment?

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all this is old news.

Well, for those of us who aren't skilled enough to copy and paste articles from BowieNet, old news is about all we can manage. Fucktard!

Actually we go back some way? Today i bought my monthly copy of "The Norfolk" magazine, only to see there's an interesting article on Southwold, as you know i have some close friends live there, spent many a time crabbing etc...

I have friends in Cromer too, which is nice, but i always think Southwold to be a more cozy community

I can assure you Southwold is much more cozy than Cromer, Southwold is a very pretty part of the Suffolk coast, residents are more friendly and intelligent, whereas Cromer is pretty, but full of cheap shops, chip shops, burger bars and run down pubs.

While I admit it is possible, I very much doubt if you could ever explain to me why you walk down the street taking pictures of magazine covers and posting them on threads seemingly at random.

No that complicated really, old ziggfried was getting hot under it's collar over me being supposedly nasty towards Arlequino ( Chris ), when infact it was just friendliness, i'm beginning to think ziggfrieds brains are fried.

Seriously though Dogz, I'm not getting hot under the collar, I'm just up for suggesting ways you can improve yourself. I honestly think your personality and looks would be vastly improved if you were rendered a bloody smear on the road.

No that complicated really, old ziggfried was getting hot under it's collar over me being supposedly nasty towards Arlequino ( Chris ), when infact it was just friendliness, i'm beginning to think ziggfrieds brains are fried.

I understand totally. By taking a picture of that magazine you proved to me totally that you really like Arlequino.

...wait...hang on a sec...that doesn't make any sense at all!

Before I run screaming from my computer after being sent insane by this fantastic twist of psychedelic perversion of logic I have to lay my cards on the table and say...wow.

I have friends in Cromer too, which is nice, but i always think Southwold to be a more cozy community

Sounds like you're a regular visitor to these Towns, so it's a wonder how come neither Arlequino or myself have failed to spot a pretentiously, ornate fuckwit with bleached, receding hair like yourself, especially considering Cromer & Southwold's small populations.

I'll tell you this, if ever I do catch sight of you you'll fucking regret it.

What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?!?!?!?!

Terms of endearment? I fucking hope not.

later,Chris...

Edit: Oh, and having read the rest of the replies, I think I more or less agree with everything everyone else has written on here. Particularly Strawman. Mark, if you find yourself in the London area anytime, let me know. It's far past time that I finally met the great Mardell!

I'm pretty sure this had to have been discussed before, but just in case it hasn't...

Yesterday, I saw the film "Saw II" for the first time. Now, I am really not a fan of gore and dismemberment, but there was something in the movie that disturbed me far more than the eye-gouging and limb-slicing. This something had to do with hospitals, and bleached blonde hair, and blue shirts... and stupid robes, but we'll ignore that last part.

You answered "yes" to 0 of 100 questions, making you 100.0% nice pure (0.0% nice corrupt); that is, you are 100.0% pure in the niceness domain. According to the scoring guide, your niceness experience level is: Nice... Ok, you are probably really nice, or a liar, if you scored this high. If you are really this nice, then you rule. Good job. If you lied on the questions, then go take the test again. That's really stupid. But anyway, this is just an indicator, so take from it what you will. =)

So what about all the innumerable other TWers you've slagged off over the years? Those were all terms of endearment too?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well done and welcome to my world

There are a couple of important inferences to make here.

First, as Dogz lives in a bizarro world where insults are terms of endearment, it suddenly makes a lot more sense that he'd want to stay at TW. All those terrible things we say to him are like big warm hugs!

And second, if his brain really is crosswired on this, and saying mean things to Arlequino means that Dogz actually likes him, does that mean that he really hates Kati?

One mans Bisto gravy granule is another mans short video on How To Be A Successful Bee-Keeper In Serbia

First, as Dogz lives in a bizarro world where insults are terms of endearment, it suddenly makes a lot more sense that he'd want to stay at TW. All those terrible things we say to him are like big warm hugs!

Almost...

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And second, if his brain really is crosswired on this, and saying mean things to Arlequino means that Dogz actually likes him, does that mean that he really hates Kati?

This sometimes becomes confused on genders, but I can assure you Kati is a darling, In every sense of the word.

It's obvious that he was bullied as a child, rightly or wrongly, I'd put money on the former after witnessing the cunt for three years on this message board, and fat, lesbian counsellors advised him to stand tall & proud even in the face of total adversity.

It's obvious that he was bullied as a child, rightly or wrongly, I'd put money on the former after witnessing the cunt for three years on this message board, and fat, lesbian counsellors advised him to stand tall & proud even in the face of total adversity.

For "to stand tall & proud even in the face of total adversity," read: "to be a turd that just won't flush."