Funny Bedroom Golf
Rules For
Your Favorite Partner

1. Each
player shall furnish their own
equipment for play, normally one
club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved
by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object
is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club
should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check shaft
stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right
to restrict club length to avoid
damage to the hole.

6. Object of the game is to take as
many strokes as necessary. When the
owner is satisfied the play is
complete. Failure to do so may
result in being denied permission to
play again.

7. It is considered bad form to
begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival. Experienced players
will normally take time to admire
the entire course, paying special
attention to well formed mounds and
bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to
mention other courses they have
played or are currently playing to
the owner of the course being
played. Upset owners have been known
to damage players equipment for this
reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have
proper rain gear, just in case.

10. Players should not assume that
the course is in shape to play at
all times. Players may be
embarrassed if they find the course
temporarily under repair. Players
are advised to be extremely tactful
in this situation. More advanced
players will find alternate means of
play when this is the case.

11. Players should assume their
match has been properly scheduled
particularly when playing a new
course for the 1st time. Previous
players have been known to become
irate if they discover someone else
is playing what they considered a
private course.

12. The owner of the course is
responsible for the pruning of any
bushes, which may reduce the
visibility of the hole.

13. Players are strongly advised to
get the owners permission before
attempting to play the backside.

14. Slow play is encouraged,
however, players should be prepared
to proceed at a quicker pace at the
owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding
performance, if time permitting, to
play the same hole several times in
one match.