The Sex Factor: You Definitely Have What It Takes

According to a new online reality show called The Sex Factor, porn is no longer an absolute last resort to succumb to when you have zero finances and one week to pay a scary drug lord. On this show, "porn stardom" is a distinct honor that you should vie for--once you've most likely been rejected by all other reality shows plus your friends and family. In other words, contestants on The Sex Factor are sure to be high-caliber individuals with admirable goals and sound judgement. So basically, it'll be like The Bachelor, but without a helicopter budget.

Okay, well, the application process isn't quite as easy as it seems. Here's a flyer with the actual guidelines:

And definitely apply if you've ever placed in a food contest. And if you haven't, lie. They really like people who have been in public places.