4. “I’ve been chipping away with a butter knife at a very big tree and I’ve said timber on quite a few trees now with that blunt butter knife – and it’s quickly turning into a pretty efficient tool.” – Matt Goss

5. “This is my cave area. I have crystals everywhere. Love a bit of chess, have a few glasses of scotch, have a long game of scotch, of chess.” – Matt Goss

This #Bros programme on BBC4 is the music documentary we didn’t know we wanted, but is absolute gold.

6. “I don’t allow arguments in this house. If you wanna argue in this house you gotta leave. This is conversation corner.” – Matt Goss

Matt Goss – and his wonderful painting

7. “This is my best friend, Alfie, my bulldog – I had him painted, holding a pint of beer.” – Matt Goss

8. “We had so many band names – Summerhouse. Gloss. Caviar – we didn’t know what it was but we knew it was expensive. When we found out it was fish eggs, we thought that wasn’t a good look for a band.” – Matt Goss

Is the Bros doc on BBC 4 getting a DVD release? If so, everyone is getting this real-life Spinal Tap for Christmas next year. pic.twitter.com/0mEJrmheKC

9. “When I’m writing songs I write so fast it’s just scribbles [points to song engineer]but we have unique telepathy – you have to have telepathy – to keep up with me because there’s maybe a hundred tracks of backing vocals and it’s all me – we call it The Matt GOSSpel Choir.” – Matt Goss

10. “One of my songs is called We’re All Kings. Which is about a man sweeping the road – he’s one of my kings because I’m thankful I don’t have to sweep the road.” – Matt Goss

11. “I’m obsessed with the news, it ironically relaxes me, if I don’t see the news I don’t feel informed then I can’t go about my day properly. CNN is the thinking man’s reality show.” – Matt Goss

15. “Everyone has to be on the same page otherwise you don’t get to turn the page. Because somebody gets left behind otherwise and then somebody has lost the page of the story which maybe key to the ending.” – Matt Goss

17. “He was a rectangle and I was a rectangle and we made a square which therefore is a fortress.” – Matt Goss

18. “We got to number one and we were sponsored by Pepsi at the time. And they sent down a truck. Of, ummm, Pepsi. Pepsi.” – Matt Goss

19. “Occasionally I’m gonna disagree. But I’m not disagreeing because I wanna be right. I’m disagreeing because I don’t like the choice.” – Luke Goss

20. “If you fall asleep, it’s one of those situations, where you’re going to miss the train.” – Matt Goss

Just watched the #bros#Whenthescreamingstops doc. Utterly brilliant for all the wrong reasons, the build to the last 30 seconds is the best bit of comedy editing I've seen all year. Absolutely crying at what a total bellend Matt Goss is.

21. “I remember falling asleep in the bath and my bodyguard sold a picture of me taking a 15 minute nap in the bath. You see yourself in the bath in a magazine – it’s embarrassing. Luckily, there were bubbles.” – Matt Goss

22. “I think hindsight is the philosophy of fools. I love words but I think it’s valid. Because you learn nothing in some ways. Because sometimes you have to do the same again.” – Matt Goss