Mike Ditka-Themed Sausages Taking City of Chicago by Storm

Game over; throw in the towel. All other sausage companies are rendered obsolete because Vienna Beef just locked up Mike Ditka to sell some of their delicious sausages.

Next Impulse Sports reports those Ditka sausages you have been waiting your whole life for will hit the Chicago area. For safety's sake, just make sure you chew thoroughly before shouting, "Da Beaaaars!"