"Do you remember you specifically told me to bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. I said, "Are you sure, Michael?" And you said, "Pam! Pam! Pam!" And then you sneezed in my tea and then you said, "Don't worry, it's just allergies." Do you remember that?" - Pam Beasley

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"I thought Rajnighanda was a boy's name" - Kevin Malone

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"I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him this way" - Michael Scott

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Bonus: not really a quote but whenever @mindy 's character would look at the camera and shake her head like in Dundee Mifflin Infinity when she said she was pregnant and I forget the episode but she says "i love it" and then stares into the camera and shakes her head