The Mexicans have invited Trump to meet with Enrique Peña Nieto, the Mexican president and former member of Menudo, who had previously “likened Trump to Adolph Hitler and Benito Mussolini.” This isn’t because they think Trump is about to go down like Monica Lewinsky. It’s because Mexico is hoping that the businessman Trump will help them figure out how to finance their building of the wall. It’s getting real yo.

Colin Kaepernick is pulling a Michael Sam. Kaepernick, the super-highly paid quarterback of the SanFransicko 49ers is now refusing to stand for the national anthem because cops are supposedly killing innocent blacks. Here’s the scoop- he’s not that good anymore, defenses have figured him out and he’s not worth the money. The 49ers want to get rid of him, and this is his way to hang onto his job. “If you fire me, the Black Lives Matter crowd is going to burn down this stadium- not because they’re football fans and not because I’m any good- but because black quarterback careers matter.” In other words, cutting Kaepernick means the 49ers hate black people.

If you’ll remember, when it came time to get drafted, Michael Sam, knowing he wasn’t good enough to play in the NFL, came out as gay. “If you don’t draft me, the NFL hates gay people,” was the message. The NFL dutifully strong armed St. Louis into drafting the undersized player with the promise that the team would then be allowed to move to LA, which they did this year. He got drafted, got cut, got picked up and got cut again- all because he was gay and the NFL didn’t want people to think it hates gays. But, he wasn’t good enough.

The big question is, will SanFransicko suck it up and keep the mediocre quarterback just to avoid confrontation? Will the racial gun to the head succeed in forcing an NFL team to keep an overpaid quarterback who has apparently left Christianity for Islam over a chick? Sucks to be a 49ers fan. Here’s the scoop: Kaepernick obviously doesn’t think he’s going to be played again, or he never would have disrespected America so much. If he gets out there on the field again, there’s a big old target on his head. The Defensive guys across America are going on a Kaepernick hunt, and they’d all love to bag themselves a trophy. Right now, Kaepernick is hoping he never has to play again but that he gets to pocket the rest of the guaranteed millions.

My favorite homo is out there preparing for his “Dangerous Faggot” tour, for which he’s making a documentary, and here’s a link to his long Diva list of demands. This is freakin’ hilarious. Milo Yiannopoulos, in case you didn’t know, is totally my favorite homo. I know that most of you think I’m a homophobe, and I am. But that doesn’t mean I hate the homos. It means I wish they’d just live and let live. Christians don’t force them to walk in the path of Jesus, they shouldn’t force Christians to walk in the path of Harvey Milk. Milo gets it, and he’s just left England for what may be the last time because of Islam. Because of the fact that Islam wants to kill Milo because he is gay and me because I’m a Christian, Milo and I are allies. He’s not attacking me, and I will not attack him.

Bottom line, if you want to crack up, read Milo. His long list of diva requirements had me rolling. It includes a bunch of Mcrib sandwiches along with a vegan forced to watch him eat them and all sorts of funny things that just poke a finger in the eye of the liberal humorless establishment types that run our nation’s colleges. The funny thing is, whenever the liberal media talk about him, they call him controversial because all gays are supposed to be liberals that fit neatly on their plantations without giving anyone anything interesting to think about.

This paragraph is for men only. Men, feel free to consider one of his stories that Hillary mentioned in her alt-right speech the other day. “Birth Control makes Women Unattractive and Crazy.” Read it, laugh, but never share it with your liberal wife if you still want action. Because he’s gay, he’s allowed to say some things that straight men are only allowed to think. If you’re a woman who didn’t skip this paragraph, you didn’t just read what I didn’t just write because it was never even written. As you were.

Then there are people in the liberal media being fired for talking about how Hillary is really unhealthy, and it can be seen on the videos. First, CNN fired Dr. Drew Pinsky for pointing out how poor her health is. Then, The Daily Beast does a hit piece on how Dr. Drew Pinsky is a fraud. Incidentally, Clinton spawn Chelsea sits on The Daily Beast board of directors. If that’s not enough, the Huffington Post banned a journalist for writing about her health, and then they deleted his articles. Google is hiding the health searches. This is pathetic. Maybe this is why Obama’s out there putting out reports about how the election might be canceled if one of the candidates dies. The Russians must have shown Obama her hacked medical records.

In Germany, where Angela Merkel is obviously bought and paid for by the global Jihad movement, they are now calling Muslims that kill people and cops with knife attacks “mentally sick.” They’re equating devotion to Allah’s call to kill infidels with mental illness- this is how Merkel justifies the destruction of Germany. What a joke. For all those who’d compare her to Hitler, that’s offensive to Hitler. I’ve never gotten the sense that Hitler hated Germany as much as Merkel does or as much as Kaepernick hates America.