[:en]I WAS THERE Speculation has surfaced over whether or not I a�� Barney Stinson a�� was present during a legendary night out. My response: Does Hefa��s smoking jacket smell like fine cigars and strawberry lube? Of course! My one and only rule* is that if[…]

[:en]PERSONAL BROLONGINGS You know how your significant other doesna��t allow you to keep really awesome things in your apartment even though a�� as I said – theya��re really awesome? And how youa��re then forced to store them at your best frienda��s apartment because hea��s unlikely[…]

[:en]Okay, not to get all Jerry Seinfeld, but what is the deal with Canadians and donuts? Per capita, Canadians consume more donuts than every Asian country combined. Thata��s an actual fact. Look it up. Dying to know what the fascination was with these donuts, I[…]

[:en]Members of the Bromocracy, when I sat at my desk in my Hefner-approved smoking jacket and wrote the original draft of a�?The Bro Codea�? on paper made of recycled vintage Playboys, I thought the words were as permanent as Megan Foxa��s tattoos. But now –[…]

[:en]THE SPLENDIFEROUS ADVENTURES OF FLUFFERNUTTER AND THE HANDSOME MAN IN THE SUIT What up, bros and hotties! I recently made a new friend and I wanted to share his story with you: Once upon a time there was an old farmer who lived in an[…]