John McCain is having a rough week. Both the Hispanics and the working class whites are breaking up with him. They had promised him it would be forever, and he promised them immigration reform and his own milky whiteness (respectively), but in the end, that wasn't enough. Was it something he said? Can he find a way to win back their love?

To help him out, we created this "John McCain Please-Take-Me-Back O-tron" which contains all the teary pleading he'll need to do as his various demographics of supporters break up with him over the next few weeks...

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"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help. That other party, they work for people who don't need help. That's all there is to it."~Harry S. Truman

While Sarah Palin's performance at Thursday's debate did little to help John McCain, it did plenty to help Sarah Palin. Conservatives are already slathering over her future, calling her:

"A not-implausible contender for the GOP nomination in 2012."

Palin herself is whipping up the base by accusing Barack Obama of "palling around with terrorists," (60s radical William Ayers), and whipping up the internet by calling Afghanistan our "neighboring country."

Sounds like Alaska's Eliza Doolittle is ramping up for a run. A few of her campaign posters:

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