Tuesday, December 20, 2016

BLUE along with HOUND is one of my favorite stories from the Canon. For many reasons, but mostly for the atmosphere, and the congenial pace at which the story flows.
And, as a craft beer lover, the following scene is probably my favorite image from the story;"In
a quarter of an hour we were in Bloomsbury at
the Alpha Inn, which is a small public-house at
the corner of one of the streets which runs down
into Holborn. Holmes pushed open the door of the
private bar and ordered two glasses of beer from
the ruddy-faced, white-aproned landlord.
“Your beer should be excellent if it is as good
as your geese,” said he.
“My geese!” The man seemed surprised.
“Yes. I was speaking only half an hour ago to
Mr. Henry Baker, who was a member of your goose
club.”“Ah! yes, I see. But you see, sir, them’s not our
geese.”
“Indeed! Whose, then?”
“Well, I got the two dozen from a salesman in
Covent Garden.”
“Indeed? I know some of them. Which was it?”
“Breckinridge is his name.”
“Ah! I don’t know him. Well, here’s your
good health landlord, and prosperity to your house.
Good-night.” "

Oh, please, oh, please! Stay and finish the pint together! Stay and talk about the season, the weather, Mrs. Watson. Anything, just stay for a little while!
Holmes and Watson together, out for a pint. A warm, snug pub. A jolly holiday atmosphere still hung in the air. London by gas light on a cold winters night. Who amongst us Sherlockians do not wish to be privy to such a moment in Canonical time. Outside of maybe sitting around the fire with the two of them at 221b, this for me would be my pick spot.

We don't very often get to see Holmes and Watson out for a social moment together in the Canon. Matter of fact I can't think of a time when we do. Those moments are suggested, or at least we imagine they are. There is always only the promise of such moments.

Even when we find the two in Baker St., any moments imagined as quietly social are soon interrupted by a case. The hint of a social interlude is always only suggested.

Even in BLUE where Watson drops by to wish Sherlock compliments of the season, the quiet moment of two friends getting together for no other reason than shared friendship never happens. Watson states that with the introduction to the tale; ". . .with the intention of wishing
him the compliments of the season." "With the intention". It doesn't even seem the salutation was ever even made.

But back to the pub scene.
Pubs were not as we expect them today. Pubs were for the serving and drinking beer. You would not find the menus we expect today. A lower class social club.
Well into the late 19th century beer was seen as safer than water to drink. And while most families had brewed beer in their own homes for that reason (of a much lower alcohol percentage than now), that trend had slowly disappeared until pubs became the place to drink or at least get your 'to go' jug.
The popularity of pubs grew partly out of the governments need to suppress the popularity of 'gin houses' and what was thought of as leading to ruination and degradation of the working classes.Many pubs, including the Canonical Alpha Inn, were separated into two bar areas; the public bar, and a private bar (sometimes called snugs). We know Holmes and Watson went to the private bar because Watson states; "Holmes pushed open the door of the private bar and ordered two glasses of beer. . ."
The private bar would have been a section of the pub where someone could go who did not want to be seen by the other patrons; women, cops, priests, men on business, etc.
Many times they were separate rooms with separate doors (as it would appear the Alpha Inn was). Many just had glassed off areas that divided the two sections. Just areas for privacy and a little less noise.
Holmes probably used the private bar to have a discrete word with the landlord and not have to talk over the noise of the public bar. Maybe he didn't want to be recognized either.
Holmes and Watson, as mentioned above, used the private bar and ordered two glasses of beer.
We will never know if Holmes and Watson stayed and finished their beers for Watson suggests that they stayed only long enough to raise their glasses to wish the landlord good health.

I want them to have stayed long enough to talk about what had been going on in each others lives over however long it had been since they had seen each other. The private bar would have been the perfect place. At least I can imagine that Watson got in a few more sips of his brew while Holmes was involved with the landlord.
I want this scene to go on longer, in the spirit of the season.
But it was not meant to be. Instead they head off the to see Breckenridge where the atmosphere proves less than jovial.

No, in BLUE we are never going to 'see' Holmes and Watson share that moment of sociable companionship. No lingering over a pint.
Towards the end, once again, it almost happens; "If you will have the
goodness to touch the bell, Doctor, we will begin
another investigation, in which, also a bird will be
the chief feature.”
But, alas, once again, we are ushered out of those comfortable digs without an invitation to stay just a bit longer.

I have had the pleasure of going to what is usually recognized as the location for the Alpha Inn, the Museum Tavern, for lunch when once in London. One more thing off of my Sherlockain bucket list.

Friday, December 16, 2016

I had called upon my friend Sherlock Holmes on Christmas
Eve, with the intention of wishing him the compliments of the season. He was
lounging upon the sofa in a chartreuse dressing-gown, the day’s newspapers
well-studied and his black briar emitting a curl of blue smoke in the ashtray.
Beside the couch was a straight-backed chair, and on the stile hung a seedy and
disreputable fur-trimmed stocking hat, much the worse for wear. A lens and a
forceps lying upon the seat of the chair suggested that the hat had been hung
with care for the purpose of examination.

"You are engaged," said I, "perhaps I
interrupt you."

"Not at all. I am glad to have a friend with whom I
can discuss my results. The matter is a perfectly trivial one" (he motioned
his thumb with a jerk in the direction of the cone-shaped covering), "but
there are points in connection with it which are not entirely devoid of
interest, and even of instruction."

I seated myself in his armchair, and accepted the glass of
heated eggnog Holmes offered, for the day had been still and cold and now that
night had fallen, it was colder still. "I suppose," I remarked after
a sip of the landlady’s concoction and the warm glow that started to radiate
from within, "that, homely as it is, this thing has some deadly story
linked to it--- that it is the clue which will guide you in the solution of
some profound mystery, and the punishment of some malefactor."

"No, no. No crime," said Sherlock Holmes,
laughing. "Only one of those whimsical little incidents which will happen
when you have four and a half million human beings cheek-by-jowl within the
space of a few square miles. Amid the action and reaction of so dense a swarm
of humanity, every possible combination of events may be expected to take
place, and many a little problem will be presented which may be striking and
bizarre without being criminal. You know Peterson, the commissionaire?"

"Yes."

"It is to him that this trophy belongs."

"It is his hat."

"No, no; he found it. Its owner is unknown. I beg that
you will look upon it, not as a tattered tupplue, but as a conical conundrum.
Your arrival is fortuitous as Peterson is downstairs with Mrs. Hudson getting a
cup of tea and I as yet have listened to his story. We shall listen to it
together. In the meantime let us see what we can deduce of the owner.”

"From his hat?"

"Precisely."

"But you are joking. What can you gather from this old
battered bonnet?"

"Here is my lens. You know my methods. What can you
gather yourself as to the individuality of the man who has worn this
article?"

I took the harried headgear in my hands, and turned it over
rather ruefully. It was a red triangular plush cap with a white fur pom-pom at
the point, and white fur trim around the base. The lining had been of red silk,
but was a good deal stained. There was no maker's name, at least as far as I
could tell, but sewn in once-golden thread were strange linear hieroglyphics. It was pierced in the inner
brim for a hat-securer, but the elastic was missing. For the rest, it was
exceedingly dusty, and spotted in several places, although there seemed to have
been some attempt to hide the discolored patches by daubing them with red ink.

"I can see nothing," said I, handing it back to
my friend.

"On the contrary, Watson; how many fingers am I
holding up?”

“Three.”

“Your eyesight is fine. You fail, however, to apply reason
from what you see."

"Then pray tell me,” I replied some asperity, “what it
is that you can infer from this hat?"

He gazed at it in the peculiar introspective fashion which
was characteristic of him when he took on the air of a disappointed tutor
lecturing a particularly dense pupil. "It is perhaps less suggestive than
it might have been," remarked Holmes, "and yet there are a few
inferences which represent at least a strong balance of probability. That the
man was highly intellectual is of course obvious upon the face of it, and also
that he was fairly well-to-do, although he has now fallen upon evil days. He
had foresight, but has less now than formerly, pointing to a moral
retrogression, which, when taken with the decline of his fortunes, seems to
indicate some evil influence, probably elves, at work upon him.”

“Elves!”

“This may account also for the obvious fact that his wife
has ceased to love him,” he continued, disregarding my remonstrance. “He has, however, retained some degree of
self-respect. He is a man who leads a sedentary life, goes out little, perhaps
just once a year, is middle-aged, has grizzled hair which he has had cut within
the last few days, and which he anoints with rather expensive avocado-cream.
These are the more patent facts which are to be deduced from his blushing
bucket. Also, by the way, that it is extremely improbable that he has gas laid
on in his house, no doubt because he lives on an isolated farm raising reindeer."

For answer Holmes slipped the linty lid upon his head. The fur brim passed over
the forehead and settled upon the bridge of his nose. "It is a question of
cubic capacity," said he; "a man with so large a brain must have
something in it."

"The decline of his fortunes, then?"

"This hat is old. These type of plush fur lined hats have long been out of
fashion. It is a hat of the very best quality. Look at the fur, and the
excellent lining. If this man could afford to buy so expensive a hat. and has
had no hat since, then he has assuredly gone down in the world."

"Well, that is clear enough, certainly. But how about the foresight, and
the moral retrogression?"

"Here is the foresight." said he, putting his finger upon the little
disc and loop of the hat-securer. "They are never solid upon hats. If this
man ordered one, it is a sign of a certain amount of foresight, since he went
out of his way to take this precaution against the wind. But since we see that
he has broken the elastic, and has not troubled to replace it, it is obvious
that he has less foresight now than formerly, which is a distinct proof of a
weakening nature. On the other hand, he has endeavored to conceal some of these
stains upon the plush by daubing them with red ink, which is a sign that he has
not entirely lost his self-respect. The further points, that he is middle-aged,
that his hair is grizzled, that it has been recently cut, and that he uses avocado-cream,
are all to be gathered from a close examination of the lower part of the
lining. The lens discloses a large number of hair-ends, clean cut by the
scissors of the barber. They all appear to be adhesive, and there is a distinct
odor of avocado-cream, which is rare in this part of the world and speaks of a
wanton self-indulgence and further evidence of moral regression. This dust, you
will observe, is not the gritty, gray dust of the street nor the dirt of the
country, but the fluffy brown dust of the house, showing that it has been hung
up indoors most of the time; while the marks of moisture upon the inside are
proof positive that the wearer perspired very freely, and could, therefore,
hardly be in the best of training."

"But his wife - you said that she had ceased to love him."

"This hat has not been brushed for months, perhaps a whole year. When I
see you, my dear Watson, with a year's accumulation of dust upon your hat, and
when your wife allows you to go out in such a state, I shall fear that you also
have been unfortunate enough to lose your wife's affection, if not your wife
herself."

"You have an answer to everything. But how on earth do you deduce that the
gas is not laid on in the house?"

"One tallow stain, or even two, might come by chance; but, when I see no
less than five, I think that there can be little doubt that the individual must
be brought into frequent contact with burning tallow - walks upstairs at night
probably with his topper in one hand and a guttering candle in the other.
Anyhow, he never got tallow stains from a gas jet."

“But elves?”

“I am familiar with over thirty types of European writing
systems. These markings sewn into the lining are Tomte runes, peculiar to an
especially short Scandinavian race locals refer to as ‘elves’. Our friend the
hat owner is not a Tomte himself as seen by the hat size but must have a deep
association with them to adapt their writing. They are a happy but
short-tempered race, given to much mischief. Loyal if treated well, but
pranksters and thieves if crossed. Long association with them could again lead
to moral retrogression.”

“And the reindeer farming?”

“There are several indications. One: this type of hat is
still fashionable in northern climes. Two: the white fun, unless I am very much
mistaken, is polar bear, again an indication the wear resides up north. Three:
the Tomte live in Scandinavia and nowhere else. Four: there are reindeer hair
on the outside of the hat. As the author of A
Study of Ungulates and Ruminants and Their Association with Criminal Actives,
Illustrated with Forty Color Plates I was able to identify the fur quite
easily. It seems then highly probable our mysterious friend is a reindeer
farmer.”

Footsteps sounded on the stair and after a knock on the
door Peterson the commissionaire entered. He greeted us cordially and at
Holmes’ urging began his tale.

“I had an important commission this evening, but because it
was Christmas Eve, the cabbie decided not to wait for me. The streets were
fairly deserted and there was not another cab to be found so I started to walk
back home while keeping my eyes peeled for transportation. I was walking down
Bartholomew Lane---“

Holmes sat up straight on the sofa. “You were in the City?”

“Yes sir. Quiet as a tomb.”

“Go on”

“Well, it was dusk and not a soul to be seen. I reached the
corner when I suddenly heard the jingling of bells and out of the sky dropped
this funny hat, right at my feet. It’s not quite a bobble or a toque and it had
this queer sort of writing inside and I thought that if anyone could make sense
of this happening and maybe return the hat to its owner, it’s Mr. Holmes.”

“What else.”

“Sir?”

“What else did you find, Peterson?”

The commissionaire’s cheeks flushed. We knew Peterson to be
an honest man and his reaction was one of embarrassment, not guilt. “We-ell,”
he stammered, “after I picked up the hat and looked at it and took a step onto
the way of going home, this piece of paper fluttered out of the sky right into
my hand. I thought it was…a reward – in advance, like, for getting the hat back
to its owner…’

“A reward?”

“You know, for doing a good deed…from…” Here Peterson
looked up at the ceiling. He reached into his pocket then held out his hand.
There in his palm was a clean, crisp five pound note. Holmes took up his lens
and the note and examined it under the lamp and even held it under his nose
briefly. When he turned back to us his manner was still phlegmatic but there was a most singular intentness in his eyes
that told me he had chanced upon some clue of importance. Holmes went over to
his desk. “I propose an exchange, Peterson, this fiver for yours. It’s not
quite as new, but it will spend the same and I guarantee it has the same amount
of luck as yours.”

Peterson took the note with some reluctance. Holmes turned
back to his desk and scribbled out a message, handed it to the commissionaire
along with some coins. “Please go to the telegraph office and send this before
you go home. And,” he said placing a hand on the man’s shoulder, “I can assure
you this felt-and-fur Phrygian will find its home ere long.”

As soon as the door close, Holmes tore off his dressing
gown and headed to the wardrobe in his room, all the while speaking. “What a
blind beetle I’ve been! You remember that pretty little problem of Helen
Stoner’s at Stoke Moran? At first all the clues pointed to the gypsies but once
on scene it became obvious it was that group of plasterers hired by her
nefarious step-father.” Readers of these somewhat incoherent series of memoirs
will recall “The Adventure of the Spackled Band”. “Well, my deductions about
that hirsute headgear were perfectly reasonable, logical and entirely wrong,
all because I lacked two facts.”

“The five pound note?”

“And the location.”

“Bartholomew Lane?”

“The corner of Bartholomew Lane and Threadneedle Street.”

A dark and sinister notion started forming in my mind.
Holmes came out of his room and tossed me a pistol while checking to see that
his was loaded. “Be a good fellow and hail us cab, eh, Watson?”

The horse’s hooves beat out a swift tattoo as our hansom
headed to the City. “I believe you suspect Peterson’s fiver was a forgery.”

“You positively scintillate tonight, Watson.”

“So the hat is part of a disguise.”

“For over one hundred and thirty years Jules-Thomas and
Sons has been operating out of the same building in the West End providing
costumes and property for theater companies and acting troupes. Like many
immigrants to our shores, they anglicized their name from the original Scandinavian
Jultomten.”

“Jultomten---Tomte?”

“Exactly so, Watson. The Jules-Thomases are descended from that
Scandinavian race locally known as elves and even today their scion are
exceedingly short people. Early in the company’s history the family name was
sewn into their costumes---“

“--- in Tomte runes.”

“Watson, your eyesight improves by the moment! We can now
look at our muffed mantle in a new light. It was manufactured well over a
century ago of the best materials and meant to be durable. It was designed to
fit all heads so was made on the larger side, so it could accommodate wigs.
There is also the well-known factor of actors possessing larger crania than the
general population. To save costs, it is repaired frequently, such as the
touch-ups of red ink. As there is usually strenuous action on stage during the
course of a production, that would account for the hat-securer and the sweat
stains. As there is not much call for this type of hat except during the
holiday season, there would naturally be a many-months accumulation of dust in
the storage area located in the oldest part of the building where gas has yet
to be laid. The dust tells us one other thing; professionals like Jules-Thomas
would not allow a costume to go out in such a condition. Therefore, it must
have been stolen.”

“The freshly-cut grizzled hair then must belong to the
thief.”

“Bravo, Watson! I see that marriage has not staled your
infinite variety. Cabbie, stop here.” We
were let off at Cheapside and Queen Victoria Street and, being as inconspicuous
as possible on the deserted streets, made our way to the “Grey Lady of
Threadneedle Street”. The Bank of
England, the financial heart of the Empire stood dark, silent and imposing in
the light of the gibbous moon. The air was still and our breath shot out in
front of us like smoke from a pistol shot. We made our way along the bank’s
façade on Princes Street where Holmes found a rope ladder almost invisible in
the shadows. We climbed to the first level roof and surveyed the five story
wall that stretched above our heads to the top of the building. Here the
cunningness of the rope-ladder’s design was made clear as even in the bright
moonlight it was practically invisible to the eye and from the street below
would be non-existent.

With Holmes in the lead we ascended the wall in the bracing
winter night air, up past the sloping shingles of the top floor to the narrow,
relatively flat roof. There, not far
from us, silhouetted against the sky were a group of two-legged reindeer
gathered around a skylight. Nearby appeared to be a large sledge piled high
with packages. They spoke in whispers with their backs to us, antlers bobbing
in the cold. Holmes took out his revolver and I followed suit. We crept to
within a few feet of the costumed men then Holmes stood and in a quiet voice
said, “Gentlemen, do not move.”

His voice rang out like cannon fire in the hushed darkness,
seemingly turning the men to statues. Holmes edged closer to the skylight. “My
friend here is known as the Deadly Doctor, so pray, be still,” he said sotto voce as he peered down in the
stygian depths. I took pride in Holmes’
complement of my marksmanship until the sniggering of one of the men reminded
me of its possible double meaning. The cocking of my hammer shut him up.

Presently, a shuffling sound emanated from within the
building and up rose from the black hole a head of long white hair, then a face
surrounded by a full white beard. One red-mittened hand held the rope ladder
attached to the skylight, the other a bag slung over a shoulder. Holmes clapped
his gun to the man’s head. “Up and out slowly, if you please. That’s good. Now
place the sack down. Right. Watson, you’ve heard me speak of this gentleman,
but I don’t believe you’ve had the pleasure of meeting him. Doctor John Watson,
Professor James Moriarty.” Holmes had pocketed his gun, grabbed the hair in one
hand and the beard in the other and yanked away. There stood the former
mathematics professor, his bald pate fringed with grizzled hair gleamed in the
moonlight, his sunken eyes glaring with malevolence at the detective. “A
masterful performance, Professor, although your costume is sadly incomplete.”

Comprehension broke on his features as the whole chain of
events that led to his capture became clear. “The hat! If it wasn’t for that
damned freak gust of wind--- “ Those were his first and last words of the
evening as he clamped his mouth shut and refused to speak further.

Then from out in the street there arose such a clatter.
“Watson,” said Holmes, his gun now back out and trained on Moriarty, “take that
gentleman there” (he indicated one of the reindeer who would appear to be most
at home at Newgate) “over to the ledge and have him report what he sees.”

I motioned the brute over and he peered down. “There’s a
great lot of Black Marias, a fire brigade and a whole lot of coppers.” I
motioned the man back to his herd.

“That will be Inspector Bradstreet, the Yard, the City
Police and the ladder engine. I am afraid your brilliant plan of stealing the
actual five pound note plates” (here he tapped the sack with his foot) “and
substituting counterfeit plates to cause the financial collapse of the Empire
is for naught, Professor.” City and Metropolitan Police swarmed to the roof and
soon the two professional law groups were fighting over who would make the
arrest and who would claim credit in the papers. Eventually, the criminals were
led away and the lawmen cleared the roof leaving Holmes and I alone at the scene.

Holmes examined the “sledge”, which was a balsa cutout
ingeniously constructed to fold into a small, portable square for easy
transport, yet from the street or the window of a neighboring building would
appear to be substantial.

“There is always a touch of the extravagant to Moriarty’s
schemes. To create a tableau of Father Christmas visiting the Bank of England
just to discredit any possible witnesses…” He shook his head. “Hum. I wonder…”

What is it, Holmes?”

“Peterson said he heard bells, then the cherry chapeau
landed at his feet, yet neither Moriarty nor his ‘reindeer’ were wearing bells,
and this cutout certain doesn’t have any. Where did the sound come from?”

Then above the distant sound of London there was the faint
jingling of bells, which grew louder, then a voice from above said, “Good
night, Mister Sherlock Holmes. Ho, ho, ho.” We both turned skywards and there
across the waxing moon appeared four pair of reindeer drawing a sledge driven
by a rotund bearded jolly man who waved at us. As we watched, the apparition
turned to the north and rapidly disappeared clean out of sight.

I do not know how long we stood there transfixed but
finally I whispered my companion’s name. That broke the spell. Holmes snapped,
“Watson, you know my maxim that when you eliminate the impossible, whatever
remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. As it is impossible for
reindeer to fly, that the only vehicle able to lift such a sledge is a hot-air
balloon, which was not in evidence, and further a hot-air balloon could not
achieve such speeds as witnessed, there can be only one probability for our folie
à deux; Mrs. Hudson spiked
our eggnog with absinthe!

“However, as this is the season
of forgiveness, we shall not reprimand her, or mention it to her, or,” he
turned to me and spoke in a steely voice, “mention this incident to anyone,
ever!”

Holmes strode the roof edge and
the rope ladder, then stopped and stared thoughtfully at that spot in the
northern sky where the apparition vanished and where now faintly glowed a star.

“You know, Watson,” he spoke
slowly as a clock chimed midnight, “I am not one to celebrate holidays, but if
I were to wish for a present, I can think of no better one than to be with my
old comrade-in-arms, back in action and on the thrill of the chase, putting the
most dangerous criminal in London behind bars. Complements of the season.” He
stuck out his hand.

“Complements of the season,
Holmes.”

We shook.

For inspiration, I’d like to thank John Foster and
Gahan Wilson. ---JCO’L

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

While looking for a pdf version of HOUND to do some research I came upon the section I was looking for re-written like this;

"As I walked towards the hut, I saw that someone had
certainly been using it. A path' had been worn' up to the
door. I took my revolver out of my pocket, and checked
that it was ready to fire. I walked'quickly and quietly up to
the hut, and looked inside. The place was empty.
But this was certainly where the man lived. As I looked
round the hut, I knew that the mysterious man must have a
very strong character. No other person could live in
-conditions as bad as these. There were some blankets on a
flat stone w~ere the man slept. There had been a fire in o:p.e
comer. There were some cooking pots, and a large bowl
half full of water. In the middle of the hut was another
large flat stone which was used as a table, and on it was the
bag the boy had been carrying. Under the bag I saw ~ piece
of paper with writing on it. Quickly, I picked up the paper
and read what was written on it. It said: 'Dr Watson has
-gone to Newtown.'
I realized that the mysterious man had told someone to
watch me, and this was a message from his spy. Was the
man a dangerous enemy? Or was he a friend who was
watching us to make sure we were safe? I decided I would
not leave the hut until I ,knew.
Outside, the sun was low in the sky. Everything looked calm and peaceful in the golden evening light. But I did not
feel peaceful or calm. I felt frightened as I waited for the
mysterious man.
Then I heard footsteps coming towards the hut. As they
came closer, I moved into the'darkest corner of the hut.
I did' not want the man to see me until I had looked closely
at. him. The footsteps stopped, and I could hear nothing at
alL Then the man began to move again, and the footsteps
came: closer. A shadow fell across the door of the hut. , . 'It's a lovely evening, my dear Watson,' said a voice I
knew well .. 'I really think you will enjoy it more out here.' "
Once again I have to ask, would you keep reading Sherlock Holmes if they had been written in this manner?

I went to visit my friend
Sherlock Holmes two days after
Christmas and found him sitting
on the sofa wearing a purple
dressing-gown. His pipe was on
the coffee table and a pile of
newspapers was next to him.
Beside the sofa was a wooden
chair with a very dirty old hat hanging on the back. His
magnifying glass was lying nearby and I guessed he’d been
studying the hat. ‘You’re busy,’ I said; ‘perhaps I’m disturbing you.’
‘Not at all. I’m glad to have a friend to discuss this with,’ he
said, looking at the hat. ‘It’s not a very important case, but there
are some interesting points and we might learn something from
it.’
I sat down in his chair and warmed my hands in front of the
fire. The weather was very cold and the windows were covered
with ice. ‘I suppose that hat is a clue in some deadly crime that
you’re trying to solve.’
‘No crime,’ said Sherlock Holmes, laughing. ‘Just one of
those funny little incidents that happen in large cities, where so
many people live together in a small space. Many problems are
just strange without being criminal.’
‘That’s true,’ I agreed. ‘Our last case didn’t involve anyone
breaking the law.’
‘Exactly. You’re talking about the Irene Adler case. Well,
I’m sure this one will be the same. Do you know Peterson, the
security guard?
Would you have read it if this is how it was written?

This is how BLUE is suppose to start;I had called upon my friend Sherlock Holmes upon the second morning after Christmas, with the intention of wishing him the compliments of the season.

Just reading the original one tries as best as one can his or her own English actors accent.

While preparing to re-read BLUE for some Christmas time research I came across the above version of BLUE here.

Now to be fair, this version is introduced this way; Intermediate readers keep close to the original stories but are
retold in modern English using words from the top 2000 most
common words in the British National Corpus. This means you
do not have to learn words that are very uncommon or old fashioned.
Other words are explained in footnotes.
While I understand the premise of the intent, I have to wonder why it would be necessary and would it make the reader want to read more about Sherlock Holmes, or any other book adapted this way.

The introduction also states that this adaptation is suitable for foreign intermediate learners and native 5th graders.
My daughter is a native 4th grader and I know she would have no trouble working through BLUE in its original format. Not to say she is smarter than other kids (we do however believe she is) but she has been taught how to work out things she doesn't understand. Or to at least ask questions.

And since the new version is already giving footnotes for 'difficult' words and such, I have to wonder why they didn't just do that with the original?

I am probably making this sound more serious to me than it really is. But when I read the opening paragraph, not yet realizing it was an 'easy' adaptation, . . . well I though I had landed in a bad rerun of Sherlock Peorias rants on Elementary.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

So far this episode has been one of my least favorite of what I think is the shows best season to date.

One of two risk taking base-jumpers is shot while free falling from a tall building. Which proves to be unnecessary, since his chute had been messed with anyway.

Which leads Holmes to suspect that two people had intended to murder the jumper.
For me, this episode fell back on what had been its problem last year; an over complicated story line and not enough Sherlockianisms.
The jumpers wife wants him dead because he had an affair, and a partner wants him dead for other reasons.

While the storyline for episode #104 had some big holes in it, it was at least a fun episode because of Sherlockianisms and some available good discussion points.

Biggest storyline flaw was the sausage shop owners part in the story.
We are lead to believe that the shop owner is really on top of his business. The only one that has total access to the workings of his business.
Yet, a; he doesn't notice that there is more ground meat the next morning than he ground the night before. B; where are the bones? C; How did the murderer know about the sausage shop? Had he been a customer, which surely the owner would have known, or a connection could have been made by Holmes in the storyline (which may have made it to easy).
Once again, instead of just a good storyline or mystery, the writers had to make it overly complicated for no reason.

However! We do get a mention of the Six Napoleons, Musgrave, and the Beryl Coronet with Mr Holder.

A good discussion point is Holmes' arrogance and how it my relate to how he handles cases (and people).

Jay Finlay Christ's Abbreviations

BBE -- The Adventure of the Abbey GrangeBERY -- The Adventure of the Beryl CoronetBLAC -- The Adventure of Black PeterBLAN -- The Adventure of the Blanched SoldierBLUE -- The Adventure of the Blue CarbuncleBOSC -- The Boscombe Valley MysteryBRUC -- The Adventure of the Bruce-Partington PlansCARD -- The Adventure of the Cardboard BoxCHAS -- The Adventure of Charles Augustus MilvertonCOPP -- The Adventure of the Copper BeechesCREE -- The Adventure of the Creeping ManCROO -- The Adventure of the Crooked ManDANC -- The Adventure of the Dancing MenDEVI -- The Adventure of the Devil’s FootDYIN -- The Adventure of the Dying DetectiveEMPT -- The Adventure of the Empty HouseENGR -- The Adventure of the Engineer’s ThumbFINA -- The Final ProblemFIVE -- The Five Orange PipsGLOR -- The Gloria ScottGOLD -- The Adventure of the Golden Pince-nezGREE -- The Greek InterpreterHOUN -- The Hound of the BaskervillesIDEN -- A Case of IdentityILLU -- The Adventure of the Illustrious ClientLADY -- The Disappearance of Lady Frances CarfaxLAST -- His Last BowLION -- The Adventure of the Lion’s ManeMAZA -- The Adventure of the Mazarin StoneMISS -- The Adventure of the Missing Three-QuarterMUSG -- The Musgrave RitualNAVA -- The Naval TreatyNOBL -- The Adventure of the Noble BachelorNORW -- The Adventure of the Norwood BuilderPRIO -- The Adventure of the Priory SchoolREDC -- The Adventure of the Red CircleREDH -- The Red-Headed LeagueREIG -- The Reigate SquiresRESI -- The Resident PatientRETI -- The Adventure of the Retired ColourmanSCAN -- A Scandal in BohemiaSECO -- The Adventure of the Second StainSHOS -- The Adventure of Shoscombe Old PlaceSIGN -- The Sign of the FourSILV -- Silver BlazeSIXN -- The Adventure of the Six NapoleonsSOLI -- The Adventure of the Solitary CyclistSPEC -- The Adventure of the Speckled BandSTOC -- The Stockbroker’s ClerkSTUD -- A Study in ScarletSUSS -- The Adventure of the Sussex VampireTHOR -- The Problem of Thor Bridge3GAB -- The Adventure of the Three Gables3GAR -- The Adventure of the Three Garridebs3STU -- The Adventure of the Three StudentsTWIS -- The Man with the Twisted LipVALL -- The Valley of FearVEIL -- The Adventure of the Veiled LodgerWIST -- The Adventure of the Wisteria LodgeYELL -- The Yellow Face