Anyone spot the RAF full-screw being interviewed by BBC Carol Kirkwood at 0645 today? Slovenly scrote - hands in pockets and hadn't dragged a comb acrross his head. What kind of message does this convey? Rant off....

"6:45 you say? Yes, yes, I see what you mean, that is awfully early my little RAF worm. Just drag yourself out of your pit and throw on the first thing you find, no-one from ARRSE could possibly watching telly that early. Off you go now."

"6:45 you say? Yes, yes, I see what you mean, that is awfully early my little RAF worm. Just drag yourself out of your pit and throw on the first thing you find, no-one from ARRSE could possibly watching telly that early. Off you go now."

Anyone spot the RAF full-screw being interviewed by BBC Carol Kirkwood at 0645 today? Slovenly scrote - hands in pockets and hadn't dragged a comb acrross his head. What kind of message does this convey? Rant off....

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Yes, he was probably still asleep by then, they don't actually start work until after lunch do they?

"6:45 you say? Yes, yes, I see what you mean, that is awfully early my little RAF worm. Just drag yourself out of your pit and throw on the first thing you find, no-one from ARRSE could possibly watching telly that early. Off you go now."

vvaannmmaann - you did well to spot my work.

I AM YOUR OVERLORD AND PROTECTOR

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Your Mongness I think you may be a fake You sent me more than 15 Posts last week ooohh sh1te they were PMs I apologise for ever doubting you. I am off to replace the hall lights as per your most resent instruction wish me luck.