Thursday, July 3, 2008

Satchie's Theme (This Ain't An After-School Special)

This is my theme song and I'm sticking to it!

Nothin' 'Bout Me

"Lay my head on the groomer's tableTake my pawprints if you are ablePick my chain, pick my collarSteal my Newf coins and come back for a dollarRun every kind of test from 'A' to 'Z'And you'll still know nothin' 'bout me.

"You don't need to read no books on my historyI'm a Karazan Newf, it's no big mysteryIn the cold weather, I don't need a gloveAt times like this, a Scoldy Boy like me needs love.

"Search my house with a fine tooth combTurn over everything 'cause I won't be homeSet up your microscope, and tell me what you seeBecause you'll still know nothin' 'bout meYou'll still know nothin' 'bout meYou'll still know zip a-bout me."

3 comments:

I think we've got the sting on Satchie. Leave it to me, buddy, at the next dog show, you an me are gonna scope out a couple a little ladies, maybe some Standard Poodles...no? Ok Newfies, or maybe some of them exotic Bearnese Mountain Dogs, and that should staighten out the situation. That's me, your buddy Hummer, always thinkin', hehe.