When you gotta go, you gotta plan

You’re watching a great movie, but those two jumbo-sized Mr. Pibbs are playing footsie with your bladder. Time for a quick run to the can.

So you go and you go.

And when you get back, you’re the only guy in the theater who doesn’t know who Keyser Söze is in The Usual Suspects, how King Kong ended up hanging from balloons in King Kong V. Godzilla, or — in a strangely pertinent way — what Jaye Davidson showed Stephen Rea in The Crying Game.

Want an example? If you’re checking out “Star Trek” this weekend, right when Capt. Pike says, “Chekov, you have the con,” you’ve got about three minutes of exposition ahead that you can probably pick up on later. If you don’t mind spoilers, or you’re attending your second showing, click the unscrambling button below the first cue to find out exactly what will be happening while you’re away.