I'm such an old fart. Trying to use the kid's tablet, I ain't got a clue. Don't even know how to swipe something. I'm doing things with my fingers that I've seen people do on TV ad's for tablets. My daughter could hardly breathe she was laughing so hard.

Read through a list of odd facts about celebrities, I don't even know who 80% of these people are. Names sound vaguely familiar, but I don't know who's an actor and who's a singer.