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The City of Philadelphia sending a message to Drayton Banks

By Kris Burley, Day 1, 2023

PHILADELPHIA - Over 20 billboards targeted at bringing Drayton Banks home have been sighted across town. There are a number of variations of the billboards including 'WE SPLASH CASH, YOU MAKE BANK', 'COME HOME BANKS' and 'BANKS - SAY NO TO SHERIFF JOE'.

The billboards are believed to be funded by Brian 'Net Neutrality is Communism' Roberts, the CEO of Comcast. It has been rumoured that Joey Baldino of Palizzi Social Club fame has made contact with Banks, offering him membership at his exclusive restaurant.

Philadelphia have cleared room to bring the big man home and plan to make a max offer as soon as FA opens.