You can get a room at The Red Carpet Inn in Elmwood Park – about 10 miles from MetLife Stadium – for $699, almost eight times the typical winter rate.

Another 4 or 5 miles away, and you can land a room with a Jacuzzi for $329 a night. A bit further west in Whippany – not far from the AFC champs’ practice encampment in Florham Park that weekend – and you can score a room with a kitchenette for $80 a night (well, you could when we wrote this story, anyway).

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Meanwhile, I know what some of my hardcore Meadowlands Matters denizens are now thinking: “Wait, I live within a couple of miles of the stadium. How much would someone pay to rent out my whole house or condo?”

Quite possibly, enough for you to enjoy a romantic getaway in somewhere far more tropical on the weekend of next Feb. 1-2.