Thursday, January 29, 2009

further unprophetic dreams

But last night, when I actually got to sleep, I dreamed that I worked for Humpty Hump-- you know, the guy with the fake nose who sang "The Humpty Dance". My job was to travel with him to various conventions and keep charge of his fur capes.

I think I would be marginally successful in that position in real life.

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Okay, it's 12:53 here, and I can't sleep because I can't breathe - now I'm sure that when I finally could fall asleep I won't be able to because I'll be singing, "Do the humpty hump, come on and do the humpty hump...." I did have a sex dream with Matthew McConaughey a few nights ago though; I suppose that should be worth a few nights of not sleeping, right? LOL.

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