"It's hoped that Helena Bonham Carter being pregnant won't affect the professional lives of either her or Tim Burton. For instance, Helena's role as Bellatrix Lestrange in the Harry Potter films shouldn't need to be rewritten so that Bellatrix constantly complains about her sore joints, leaky boobs and haemorrhoids, and the release of Tim Burton's Bonham Carter-starring Sweeney Todd movie should go ahead this winter without a hitch. Tim Burton must also pleased that his proposed Ripley's Believe It Or Not movie starring Jim Carrey has been cancelled, because the prospect of impending fatherhood is daunting enough without having an inhumanely wacky actor dancing around in front of you like a f*****g pixie for six months."