My twitter feed is an author telethon

I love you. I really do. That’s why I follow you on Twitter: I support, encourage, cheer, and work for you. But you’re spamming my Twitter feed with what are ads. Yes, ads—for your book.

Please, please provide other content. I’d rather read about what you had for breakfast rather than another 3-star review of your book. Better yet, provide useful advice, tidbits, links, jokes, ANYTHING. Because you know how you tune out most ads you see?