"Let's be honest folks, I'm running for office. If I get elected, I ain't doing shit. I'm just going to get paid with your taxes, kick back, occasionally vote for things that are basically in my interest, just like my opponents would. Except I'm giving you the straight dope. Who knows, I may even surprise you and do a good job. Vote for the possibility of pleasant surprises, not the guarantee of disappointment."

Doktor Blight,-old enough to run for president in 2016 as a write in candidate(cuz, you know, I can't be arsed to campaign or any of that shit)

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remember, rememberThe Good Rev'rend Roger,His speeches, bile, and rot.I know of no reason Why The Good Rev'rendShould ever be forget . . .

But if you mention him out loudBig Brother will make you regretEver having made a sound.

I love this shit.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."- TGRR, raising the bar at work.