Review Roundup: Eight Below, Freedomland, not Date Movie

Three movies open wide this week and, though there are copious
reviews to be found of both Eight Below
and Freedomland, the third wasn't
screened for critics. You know what that means, friends: Date Movie, though it will inevitably suck, will just as inevitably find itself at the top
of the weekend charts come Sunday. Sigh. To distract us, though, we've got Puppies! And Racial Tension! Too bad they're
in different movies - otherwise, man, that's box office gold.