It's Oscar night, when I would normally be doing a run-down of the show minute by minute on — where else? — Facebook.

And yet I can't do that. Why? Because this post was determiend by someone at Facebook to be against its standards.

Huh?!

It's a simple post, like 1,000 others I've done, like countless millions others have done, of a cute dude (Bryan Hawn) in a swimsuit. That's it. There is no nudity, there is no implied nudity (maybe they have given up on outsourcing their censorship to right-wing goons overseas and are instead relying on software that mistakenly things Bryan is nude here, rather than wearing a somewhat flesh-colored suit?), there is not an obscene bulge or VPI, there is no hint of his butt showing.