Nick and Siri Play Dungeons and Dragons

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Nona Raybern
Nona writes things called words and puts them into sentences that are supposed to make sense, but sometimes don't. Writing this bio would be one of those times where it don't. She also likes grammer and speeling. And bourbon. And OH MY GOD, IS THAT A CUPCAKE?

El_Kaiju

Funny stuff, but the guy’s t-shirt keep distracting me. It’s like a unicorn threw up on his right shoulder.

Ray of Enfeeblement is a level 1 spell, how would a newly made character know it? He should only have cantrips.

Conspiracy Einstein

Do you not start on level one? I never played D&D. I didn’t have any friends.

SumAnon

lvl 0.

No… friends? :'(

Conspiracy Einstein

No, everyone in my neighborhood played sports. I tried, but I was awful. So I’d just go play in the creek or Nintendo. My RPG knowledge is video game based. All characters in those games start at level 1.

Edit: I was also really awkward.

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That Guy

A nerdy challenger is approacher:

Since at least third addition, a level 1 wizard begin play with a spellbook containing all cantrips as well as two level one spells plus a number of additional level one spells equal to their intelligence mod!

We can assume he is playing at least this edition or later, as prior to 3.0 Ray of Enfeeblement was a 2nd level spell and couldn’t be learned or cast until a character level of three.

Therefor he could in fact begin play knowing ray of enfeeblement. Its just not a very good spell for a lone wizard to choose…

SumAnon

That’s assuming his Int score is 11 or more (level spells can only be learned and cast with Int+ spell lvl) . As no creation rolls were shown, nor specific race declared, we can’t know he didn’t start our as a stock Human, with an Int Score of only10.

http://toomuchnick.com Nick

I’ll confess, I’ve only ever played as thieves, bards, and warriors. I chose Ray of Enfeeblement because I thought Magic Missile would sound like a Dead Alewives ripoff.

SumAnon

It’s fancier than Touch of Fatigue.

PhiloteSplitter

Depends on how you play. I prefer AD&D, our wizards started with lvl 1 spells.