Dildo Drone Makes the Dream of Hands-Free Masturbating Possible

Dildo Drone Makes the Dream of Hands-Free Masturbating Possible

You ever find yourself rubbing one out and think, Sure, this is great and all, but it would be a lot better if it wasn’t so much manual labor? Good news for you, or, sort of good anyway, because someone has dreamed up the idea of a dildo drone.

“Now I can enjoy three of my favorite things at the same time!” the actress in the commercial explains. “Beer, burger, dildo.”

Sadly, the dildo drone is just a gag cooked up by Michael Krivicka — aka @whoisthebaldguy the man behind the Dildo Selfie Stick — and not actually real… yet. But something tells me it won’t be too long before we’re all being fucked by machines one way or another, so fingers crossed.