“With the uprise in feature films being shot in and around the Burgh, including the upcoming Dark Knight movie this summer, Benstonium wonders what it would be like if everything was filmed in the Burgh. In this first installment in the series, take a look at what the movie A Clockwork Orange might look like if it was filmed in the Burgh.”

YES. A Clockwork Orange’s famous Ludovico Technique is perfect when you mix in Pittsburgh’s sports failures and hates rather than violent imagery. Well, I guess you can call Neil O’Donnell tossing a hundred interceptions to Larry Brown in Super Bowl XXX violent. Or at least our reactions were.