NON WILY RACCOON ALERT: A Fat Raccoon Got Stuck in a Sewer

We here at What’s Trending keep a close eye at any and all tales of wily raccoons taking it upon themselves to be cute, cause havoc and pop bubbles. Well, here we are again with some all important raccoon news covering a fat little raccoon who ate too much and got stuck in a little great in Zion, Chicago. Here is a picture of his little self screaming while being stuck in a great because which we assume the cause of his predicament is “being a fat little stinker”.

More specifically — being a fat little stinker who ate too much food. The Zion police department posted a photo of them getting the little guy out, saying —

Ofc. K. Vaughn responded to a call for assistance this morning for one of our furry residents. It seems this little guy has been eating a little too well and got caught in the sewer grate. Animal Control Ofc. R. Knorr & Ofc. Vaughn were unable to remove him and had to request help from the real heroes over at the Zion Public Works Department.

Damn! That reminds me of a great joke! Your raccoon’s so fat, not even the Zion Animal Control crew could get him out! Damn! Damn! Daaaamn!

What do you think though? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.