Paradise Knife and Gun Club
Lonestar
Joe Bob Was As Rough As A Cob And Prone To Blow His Stack
Kenny Dean Was In The Suicide Scene, Sneaking Behind Joe's Back
Sneaking Around With Joe's Girl June, She Liked The Boys In The Band
And When They All Got Together On Saturday Night, It Was Easy To Understand Why...
Chorus:
They Called It Saturday Night At The Paradise Knife And Gun Club
And They's Drinking And Dancing To The Music Of Bobby Lee And The BlackJacks
It Was Saturday Night At The Paradise Knife And Gun Club
If You Was Looking For Some Trouble You Could Find It I Guarantee....
(8 Beat Break)
Now The Owner Of The Place Was A Man Named Jack And He Wouldn't Take Talking Back
He Was Married To A Woman Named Mae, She Took Up The Slack
He Knocked You Out, And She'd Drag You Out And Leave You In The Parking Lot
And When You'd Wake Up In The Morning With A Busted Head
You're Just Happy That Was All You Got On Saturday Night....(chorus)
(16 Beat Break)
Well The Night Joe Bob Found Out That Kenny Dean Was Sneaking Around With June
He Caught Bobby Lee And The Band In The Middle Of An Old Hank Williams Tune
Bobby Lee Cried Out "Your Cheating Heart" And That Was Just The Spark It Took
And When The Fightin' Got Started Everybody Took Part
And That Whole Damn Building Shook
(Bass & Rim Shots)
Until The Sheriff Came Out And Stopped The Bout, Hauled Everybody To Jail
When The Judge Saw The Blood And The Chewed Up Ears, He Turned A Whiter Shade Of Pale
He Said "Good God Y'all, What's Happened Here, Somebody Start A World War III"?
Well Kenny Dean Just Grinned The Best He Could And Said
"Your Honor, It Seems To Me Like It Was Just Another..." Chorus...
Chorus... Repeat Last Line... End Like Intro...