SPAM, SPAM, it's a wonderful food,
It looks like it's already been chewed,
If it once was live, I hope it's not now,
Maybe I'll feed it to my cow,
And if my cow dies, well then I shall know,
That SPAM is not the way to go.

The above link:
By now, we figured there must be a history to
Spam on Hawaii.
HELL YEAH!
Also in the link:
"Have you put Spam with orange cheese and toast in the broiler? Or with cream sauce and
macaroni?"
HELL YEAH!