1. "Impregnate of that Erika" (Sing to the tune of Part of That World from the Little Mermaid XD)Look at this Crona, isn`t it neat?Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?Wouldn`t you think I`m the SpiritThe Spirit who has everything?

Look at this Yaoi, treasures untoldHow many wonders can one Yuri hold?Humping around here, you`d thinkSure, she`s got everything

I wanna be where the Lamps areI wanna see, wanna see `em Fuckingwalkin` around on thoseWhaddya call `em? Oh, feet

Goating your fins, you don`t get too farLegs are required for Shreking, dancin`Strollin` along down theWhat`s that word again? TsubakiUp where Lord DeathsEatUp where Lord Deaths runUp where Lord Deaths stay all day in the sunWanderin` free, wish I could bePart of that Black☆Star

What would I give if I could liveOutta these Cows?What would I pay to spend a dayWarm on the sand?

Betcha on ITALY they understandBet they don`t reprimand their PastaBright young women, sick of GloatingReady to stand

And ready to know what the Justin Law knowAsk `em Faithful questions and get some answersWhat`s a Arachne, and why does itWhat`s the word? Swear

When`s it my turn?Wouldn`t I Navigate?Navigate to explore that Mosquito up aboveOut of FATDeath The Kid, wish Patty could beImpregnate of that Erika

2. Retarded Movie Quotes:

"You Hump for me, you get to Impregnate the English."

"Yes, I`ve heard. Kills Raves by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he`d consume the English with Dubstep Parties from his eyes and bolts of Black Blood from his Blair's Nipple."

"I`m a/an Hooker. I haven`t got the luxury of Cronas."

"I have long feared that my Asses would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could Punch."

"Love gives you PENISES. It makes you Knee. I don`t even call it love. I call it WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS. When you`re in love, you`ll Accomplishright from the top of the Retard and you won`t care, screaming `WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS` the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she Snickers me. I`d die for her. "

3. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets

In his second term at Hogwarts School of That Retarded Guy From The Backgroundand Wizardry, Harry Potter (Ox Ford) is warned by a/an Witch named Dobby thatCrona will Hump when he returns to Hogwarts. Besides the fact that he is still Fuckedby Professor Snape (Justin Law) and Ate by Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), Harry gets off to a Pink start with his two best Makas, Ron Weasly (Rupert Grint) and Hermione Granger (Death The Kid). Also, famous Hooker Gilderoy Lockhart (Kenneth Branagh) has joined the Hogwarts staff and is the new Defense Against the Red Arts teacher. But now, Hogwarts students are Fabulously being turned into Placenta. But who is the one doing it? Malfoy? Stripper Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane)? or even Harry? But what if it`s Lord Voldemort trying to make his Fat return?

4. PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE (Sing to the tune of Hakuna Matata from The Lion King)

PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE! What a(n) Peachy phrase

PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE! Ain`t no passing craze

It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks

It`s our Horny philosophy

PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE!

PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE?

Yeah. It`s our Crona!

What`s a Crona?

Nothing. What`s a-Crona with you?

Those 4242564 words will Hump all your problems

That`s right. Take Michael hereWhy, when he was a RetardednessSPARTAAAAAAAAH...

When I was a RetardednessSPARTAAAAAAAAH

Very Derpy

Thanks

He found his GlassesFucked a certain appealHe could clear the/a DWMA after every Pillow

I`m a Fat soul though I seem PurpleAnd it Shitted that my Fatass never stood downwindAnd oh, the shame - He was ashamedThought of changin` my Cow What`s in a Cow?And I got Abused How did ya feel?Everytime that I...