animal unemployment rates are kept low,thanks in part to the delicious carbonated beverage industry

exotic meals are only a well-timed pounce away

the chef never asks, "would you like flies with that?"you don't have a choice.

and winged citizens enjoy all-you-can-eat crepes

..chocolate syrup only for paying customers..

the risk of injury is low,because that solar-powered electric fence was the stupidest idea ever.

piggyback rides here are safe enough for the most overprotective of parents

overboard goats are quickly thrown a life preserverand leashes are just fashion statements

strolled along the mauritanian border.

negotiated another ride south..

senegalese drivers exhibit the utmost professionalismthey are especially courteous when i reveal my nation of origin.rather than as a beacon of liberty and freedom, people here associate america with that new car smell.

if flossing were a religion,my face would've been chiseled onto this sculpture by now.

had to be there.

think tourists who slink chains around their luggage in a country as safe as senegal ought to be denied entry at customs.went to goree island, home of an ancient slave house.bumped into this little tour group, on thanksgiving day no less. there has to be a funny name for turkish canadians akin to 'tofurkey'.. can-turkey?didn't realize senegal had pioneered the fake palm tree cellphone tower.

or..

the late-night watermelon vendor

the beverage cascade cooling system

the allahparazzi

the tigerspike shoe

the garmin gps satellite search failure, even though it worked in spain

"the total net worth of the 100 richest americans fell 18 per cent, though they were still the wealthiest national group with $775b."

wondered about work being done on the bridge between linguistics and computer science. seems like a baby step into artificial intelligence research. shouldn't we have written the babel fish algorithm by now?