In other words, she did it, but she won't outright say that she did it. Coward!

Last June, Jack Osbourne's on/off girlfriend, Niki Cloyd, picked up some of her loose screws and keyed Jack's Aston Martin, carving the word "Dick" clear as day onto his door.

Now, she is paying for the that crime to the sound of $10,000 after pleading no contest to one misdemeanor count of vandalism. That money will cover the damage done to the car, but what of her crayzay brain?

The judge also ordered Niki to be placed under 18 months probation and will have to complete 12 anger management classes.

Now we're talking! Find ways to express yourself without chipping the thousand dollar paint job on a car worth quarter of a million dollars. Just saying!