100 Word Review – Stretch

Warning bells rung when I realised that even with a Hollywood cast Stretch was a VOD release. With a director of decent pedigree and an amusing trailer I wondered what prevented it hitting cinemas.

Thirty minutes in it was extremely apparent. Stretch is all over the place.

Patrick Wilson is very game and entertaining as the titular hero, but sadly he’s the only one who comes out of this with any dignity. With plenty of bad behaviour, scenes that left me scratching my head in confusion and an ending a five year could deduce don’t stretch yourself to see this.