The Bacon Milkshake Exists

Stop using your own bacon and ice cream, and get yourself to Jack In The Box, pronto. Part of a new campaign, “If you like bacon so much, why don’t you marry it?”, the Bacon Shake is for a limited time. Try not to be too discouraged that they’re actually using some kind of bacon-flavored syrup [argh!] and not actual pork. Perhaps you should keep your blender handy after all.