Whoa! That’s YOUR favorite band?! NO WAY! MINE TOO!
Or so would say Ashley “Punky” Jude of Myspace.
Self-proclaimed “Para-WHORE!”, and wannabe groupie
Though, she’s a little too pudgy, and obnoxious to have her way most of the time.
Actually, speaking from a year of knowing her (since she’s been on the “concert” scene), ANY of the time.

Anything you like, she immediately likes, and knows more about than you.
Your favorite band or lyric will become her new twitter name within an hour.
Your new tattoo? Watchout! She’ll tweet about her plans to get that “original ink” tattooed on her.
Nice Avril Lavigne logo, by the way. Sure you stole that from someone back in the day, too miss “Punky” Jude.

As if it’s not bad enough.
She claims to be a proffesional photographer.
With what? Her phone camera?
Please, don’t fall for that scam.

She has a new band obsession bi-weekly, all-inclusive of morbidly worshipping them, stalking their tweets, taking obsessive fan girl pictures sporting their merchandise, and spamming them for just one tweet of their attention.

One time, she got asked to drive a band to pick up their Chipotle order (because no-one wanted to play bitch to a band).
She did, and immediately flooded the social networking world with “ZoMGFZZZZ LYkE just got F00D with BrEAthe Carolina!”
Well, actually, just some merchies and techies from various bands went along, and no-one from headlining band Breathe Carolina
Given, the other bands were of moderate size, but, they took her as a bitch – essentially, what she was.
You know, that obsessive girl who will give a free ride 20 miles away just for some Chipotle?

Best part is, they came back bitching and moaning how annoying and fan girlie she was, all the while well she was off on a tangent stating her “claim to fame” all over the internet, in order to gain some sort of envy out of her followers/friends.

Ultimate groupie…wannabe.
The only thing worse than being a groupie, is being far too pathetic to reach that status, so you sit in all of your misery and TRY to get it.

The girl also claims to be a “Music Journalism major working for AP”.
Anyone from the AP world browse this? Didn’t see her name on the site, or in any publication
but apparently, she not only works for them, she essentially IS the magazine
or so she tells bands and their fans to lure them into associating with her

I can’t tolerate fakes. Of any kind.
And having to lie about your invisible degree, career, associations, and then act twelve years old and scream and spam for attention (she’s 23…going on 24, bear in mind), is simply ridiculous.

She’s also made claims of being a lesbian (100%, no boy, ever..although, she has a boyfriend now? like 3 month after?), and being 100% edge (no drugs, drinking, smoking, cussing, fucking). See her album on mypace? Is that a picture of her shamelesly flipping the bird? Yeah, you know, if she didn’t cuss, that wouldn’t fly, would it? Oh, and those drunken tweets from the bar? Nah, of course she’s not drinking! She’s edge, just like her best friend with the “XxX” tattoo prominently across her chest, who’s default a few weeks ago was all inclusive to her holding a beer. No big deal, they’re edge kids! Holding the beer and pretending doesn’t count.

Carrying on.

She lies on an EVERYDAY basis about the aforementioned.

She also claims to be drop dead gorgeous, and Hayley Williams’ twin, but hey, she admits.. she’s a para-WHORE.
at least she got half a truth on that one.

She’s better looking than everyone out there, apparently.
Well, I don’t know about you, but bigger people can be pretty.
But she just unflatters herself, completely.
Muffins anyone?!

LOOK, LOOK! Her band of the week is right on her.
oh, and nice angle? if you couldn’t see from the previous picture, those angles really do hide a lot…

The always gorgeous and usually secretive YouTube entertainer Stevie Ryan confirmed in an exclusive telephone interview that she has broken up with former Stickam employee Adam Paranoia and kicked him out of their apartment.

Publicly, Stevie has said almost nothing about her now-kaputz relationship with Adam. But readers who have been watching her very, very closely noticed several subtle hints. Or maybe not-so-subtle.

Over the phone, Stevie explained what precipitated the breakup: Stevie was stricken with a terrible case of food poisoning.

To hear Stevie tell it, Adam practically abandoned her during her illness. (Make a note, boys: When your girlfriend is sick, wait on her hand and foot.) His lack of care towards her caused Stevie to re-evaluate their relationship. Oh and P.S., it didn’t help that Stevie had been supporting Adam for months. She told StickyDrama that all his “editing gigs” were all favors that she had arranged for him by means of her own entertainment industry contacts. (Make another note, boys: Finance = Romance.)

Stevie also described Adam as bitter and jealous of her e-fame and IRL success. While her career is only looking up, Adam did not separate from Stickam to pursue a more lucrative editing or directing career. He was among “a bunch of people [who] got laid off because [Stickam] downsized,” Stevie explained to us via txt message. He was constanty bitching to her, “I’m in your shadow, you outshine me.” And StickyDrama recalls a year ago, even when the pair were considered Stickam’s “power couple” after John Hock and Amor Hilton’s breakup, Adam could never escape the sobriquet “Mr. Stevie Ryan.”

So what now? Adam presently shares a studio apartment in LA’s Eastside with two other bachelors, his cousin and Tony Stockert; Stevie plans moving out of the apartment she shared with Adam and returning to the more desirable Westside whence she came.

Most of us know the attention hungry, super queer Brandon Hilton. He’s known for his shitty music and being e-famous. ‘Cause that’s gonna get you some straight up V.I.P treatment isn’t it, Brandon? So I guess he’s starring in a movie called ‘Midnight Cabaret’. First of all, by the way his music sounds, I don’t think his acting can get much worse, but it also probably can’t get any better. Oh and what kind of people would let Brandon Hilton into their movie? Honestly?
I cannot wait until this, as Brandon puts it, SEXUAL trailer premieres. I’m sure it’ll be rather lulworthy.

Like Lazarus—he was a jew too, right?—everyone’s favorite Hebrew Elliot Ben has returned.

Most Stickamers should remember Elliiot Ben. Just a regular user in the live streaming network’s nascency, by 2008 he was topping Stickam’s rankings.

But just as he had begun to top the charts on Stickam, he disappeared, leaving many of his fans wondering what happened to him. Well, there were two issues: he was stricken by an illness that required hospitalization, and Stickam itself. Although Elliot has made a dramatic recovery and announced his new presence on Twitter, don’t expect to see him vying for the #1 spot on Stickam anymore. Elliot explained that the lack of any sort of payment or compensation made him feel that there was no point in cultivating an audience there:

“Stickam has nothing [pecuniary] to offer me so that’s a lost cause. Just been working and going to school.” A common refrain echoed by a bag a nuts as mixed as Matthew Lush, Ownage Pranks and your very own StickyDrama.

[Sticky’s note: While it’s no secret that I probably won’t buy @StevenTroye a Christmas present this year, I’d like to make it clear that I did not write this post. I only approved it.]

noticed a few days ago that Steven has been spending a lot of time with a guy named @nickjamessss and I had a feeling some trouble would brew. Fgts are jealous people and I knew that Anthony wouldn’t disappoint on the drama level.
his tweets last night:

Seems that everyone went to Tiger Heat, and the night started out fun but turned ugly … for no apparent reason. Steven’s tweets: