This guy was so much in love with his pet eel, he wanted to sing “That’s A Moray”. After floundering around he finally whaled, “Oh, my cod, holy mackerel, I can’t remember the tuna and simply clammed up. His wife felt that she had given her sole to this guy, and began crabbing at him night and day. Eventually, she ran off with marlin brando’s brother who was a loan shark, of fin-nish descent, dealing with carp-to-carp walleting. He fished around for answers and eventually he was able to buoy himself up, flex his mussels, and find happiness with a lowly catfish. He thought she was quite a cute little whipper-snapper and quite the catch. Upon herring this, his wife became insanely jealous, especially when she saw his new girlfriend wearing her scallop-ed blouse, and confronted him, saying, “Sea what you did!—this is all your fault!” (Oh, God, please help me)!!!!

Is there a cat-pun website nearby? I gotta bunch of those. On Fantasy Island, O'Rourke was embarrassed after offering Tattoo the shrimp appetizer. The ship hit the fin when he asked him if he would like to stretch his legs after dinner. Cat-a-tonic, cat-man-doo, cat-a-clysmic. Oh my Cod, I just know I will need to clam up or be banned from this site. Shell I leave now?