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Sunday, January 5, 2014

Adventure Sound Bites

Woefully behind on my posting, reading and commenting of late. Here are the sound bites from the last few sessions in Ken's Montporte dungeon:

GM: "The party's mushroom-man henchman loses a point of wisdom."
P: "Well, he is a vegetable."

After said henchman loses a further point of wisdom: "Putting the 'mush' in mushroom."

Eventually down to two wisdom points, the catatonic mushroom-man henchman is remembered:
"Ah, our mushroom man. He really was a fun guy." (Read it aloud if you need to. – Ed.)

"I was in the pool!" (Shrinkage issues. – Ed.)

"You self-identify as dirt."

"He's got a nine-inch laminator."

"Octoball." (Arising from an encounter with a demonic cephalopod, and some very cheesy play on the word "tentacle" – Ed.)

Last but not least, a brief poem quilled by Dante, in honor of one of his brave brothers in arms, Duncan, Gnome Wizard-Thief:

"Ode to Duncan"

There are known gnomes; There are gnomes we know that we know.There are unknown gnomes; That is to say, There are gnomes we now knowWe don't know.But there are also unknown unknown gnomes – There are gnomes we do not knowWe don't know.