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9:49AM THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2007Ha Ha Ha...Are You Kidding Me?
Wow, I have heard it all... I think. The latest in unbelieveable Political Correctness just smacked me in jolly belly. There is a push to get Santa to say "Ha Ha Ha" instead of "Ho Ho Ho" because it might offend women.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I am the first person to defend women... I Love women... I married one....But this has gone waaaay over the stupid line here.

So here is the scene at the north pole... a letter comes in complaining to management that Santa, while in Austraila, greeted a woman with "Ho Ho Ho".... She was so offended she is suing Santa for 40 Gazillion dollars...
So, the P-R department for Santa sits him down and says... "Now, we know you have been doing this a long time... and we trust your judgement, but we feel you need to switch the "Ho Ho Ho" to something like... "Ha Ha Ha"...

Yeah... I see that meeting...

Santa gets up...Tosses his cap into the fireplace and says... I'm outta here...

Next scene is Santa on a sunny beach in Jamaica... Who needs it?

People need to just put a sock in it. Someone needs to stand up and tell it like it is. That's why Simon Cowell of American Idol and Gordon Ramsey of Kitchen Nightmares are so popular right now. They call it like they see it. You don't like it? Tough. Truth hurts.

People who are offended by "Ho Ho Ho" get no presents this year.
Plain and simple.

from Sandy
Steve, I agree 110%. I suppose the next thing the PC Police will tell us is that we are no longer able to use the term Black Friday, the shopping day after Thanksgiving? Which is to speak about the merchants being "in the black" as far as their bookkeeping???!!! I hope you have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!! and may God Bless You!! We all need to take a stand for OUR free speech, right? 2007-11-15 15:46:51

from norm
Heard and read your stuff and I went Ha Ha Ha! Not Steve Martin funny but funny still.
Do you know how Santa wishes the Spice girls Merry Christmas?
Merrrrrrrrrrry Chistmas
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (5 of them right?) Later Norm 2007-11-15 16:28:36

from Jeanne
This Politically correct business is ruining the common decency in people. For 50 years or more, kids have been waiting for santa and he has always said ho ho ho. Who in their right mind would want to change that? It makes no sense to me whatsoever.2007-11-15 20:23:49

from susi
WHAT HA,HA,HA, PLUZZZZZZZE We need to get a grip.This stuff is getting out of hand.CA is showing commercials with smoke coming out of babies mouths,a hooded figure hung by a noose is no longer a Halloween decoration,the only secretaries left to celebrate Secretaries Day are in the Cabinet.Now Santa is a chauvinist I must admit I was compleatly floored. Santa has always been really nice to me;and I never found him sexist in the selection of toys and gifts under the tree Christmas morning.He is a saint after all remember...Saint Nick.From everything I've ever seen about The North Pole Workshop he is an equal opportunity employer (and offers free Dental Care)
I think maybe the real problem could be someone in Austraila is listening to too much "gangsta" rap and has decided that since they think women are "hos" everyone does. Now thats insulting.
Another thing while I'm ranting....
HO HO HO-------sound of laughter
HO-----used to attract attention--(LAND HO)-----to stop a team(horses,oxen,mules)(HO THERE)
My dictionary says nothing about women in any way shape or form.
OK I'm done,thanks for listening.
2007-11-16 19:24:23

from Rebecca98
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