sheet music for "The Deli" from "NEWYORKERS"?

Anyone have this or know where I can find it online? It's called "The Deli" from "NEWYORKERS" by Glenn Slater and Stephen Weiner, I need the sheet music for it for a performance coming up soon. Thanks!

I'm not sure where you can get it but I absolutely love that song. So funny.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife