After Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested last Thursday for public intoxication, [...] Tramel "took off her bra, grabbed her breast and squirted breast milk, hitting me in the face and neck region," reported Brown. Tramel attempted a second lactation assault, "but was unsuccessful," added Brown. [...] As for Brown, a jail press release noted that the officer was successfully able to "clean the bio-hazard off her."

Quebec isn't indicative of Canada as a whole — they are a "distinct society." But enough about that situation.

I've never seen real beer at a grocery store in Ontario. I've seen the 0.5% stuff, though. Maybe that's what you're thinking of? Also, some grocery stores sell wine, but that wine tends to be Ontario only, and the wine part of the store has its own (limited) hours, so that doesn't really count.

In Ontario, take-home beer can only be purchased in The Beer Store or an LCBO. Both these places tend to close in the early evening. So yeah, it kind of sucks. But at least they're open on Sundays now.

LÃ¤ttÃ¶l? Ouch. That's 2.25% ABV max (I wrote 1.8% above, but that's weight, not volume), and is considered a non-alcoholic beverage. It's mostly something you get for lunch, as an alternative to soft drinks or water. But of course, if you buy the cheapest beer you can find in the store... :)

(You can find US-style alcohol-free beer too (<0.5%), but that's not as common, and usually not something you might end up buying by accident.)