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A guy strikes up a conversation with an attractive lady at the bar. After a few minutes of flirty conversation, the guy lights up a cigarette.

Lady: Oh, you smoke? Guy: Yeah. Lady: How much do you smoke per day? Guy: About 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: About $10. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: About 15 years. Lady: So 1 pack is $10 and you smoke 3 packs a day, which means you spend about $900 per month. And after 1 year, that's $10,800. Guy: That sounds about right. Lady: Do you know that if you didn't smoke, you could have put that money into a savings account and after 15 years with interest you could have bought a Ferrari? Guy: Oh. Do you smoke? Lady: No. Guy: Well then where's your fucking Ferrari?

A guy strikes up a conversation with an attractive lady at the bar. After a few minutes of flirty conversation, the guy lights up a cigarette.

Lady: Oh, you smoke? Guy: Yeah. Lady: How much do you smoke per day? Guy: About 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: About $10. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: About 15 years. Lady: So 1 pack is $10 and you smoke 3 packs a day, which means you spend about $900 per month. And after 1 year, that's $10,800. Guy: That sounds about right. Lady: Do you know that if you didn't smoke, you could have put that money into a savings account and after 15 years with interest you could have bought a Ferrari? Guy: Oh. Do you smoke? Lady: No. Guy: Well then where's your fucking Ferrari?