Kobe Bryant acting as if nothin ever bothers him do you see his press conferences well Boston takes him down ten notches tomorrow night

All the fake sports fan who only have a favorite team when the Superbowl or Finals is on

The blind guy at the bus stop who knows everytime I walk across the street for god sake he's blind how does he know I'm there

The girl that calls my phone when my girl is with me...............she's gonna get us caught

The lady at Wal-mart who's in front of the line and complains about every price of every thing man I'm happy they bothered me

My little brother sleeps in my bed and always sleeps at an angle so I'm usually hanging off the bed and cant get good rest until he goes to school in the morning the problem is school's over on friday so I guess I'll be sleeping in

It wasn't all fun tonight, mikenike. Our plan of leaving ice cream all over Quincey's floor with his heat turned all the way up failed miserably.My ice cream truck broke down, so we each had to carry a 50 pound tub of ice cream back to my house. We're lucky it was only two blocks away, but my arms still feel like spaghetti.

1) I got negative feedback in Modern Warfare 2 for using an M-16. I bet whoever did it is just mad that I got the game-winning kill.

2) I lost my temper while I was playing basketball because I let this kid get under my skin. He grabbed the ball after I grabbed a rebound, wrestled me to the ground by locking elbows with me, then he called a travel on ME. The next play, he goes baseline on me, but my defensive positioning was perfect, so he forced a shot over the backboard. About 5 seconds after I outlet the ball, he yells, "Foul!"

A few plays later, I took two dribbles down the middle of the lane with my left, hop-step past two defenders and lay it in, and the same kid called a travel on my hop-step because it's an "illegal move." After that, I just threw the ball to the other end of the court and left.