Monday, January 12, 2009

What a blue-footed sleaze

First I thought this blue-footed booby was just doing a cute little dance, which is bad enough (personally, I can dance fucking circles around this loser). But it turns out this is a fucking mating ritual, which basically means dude is hitting on me.

But the fucked up thing is that these sexed-up douchebags do this sort of thing all the time. Take a look at this piece of work. Does she even know you are videotaping her, Romeo? Then halfway through, he invites his goddamn friends over! She's having none of it, of course, which is why a minute in she pees right where he wanted to do it! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SLIMEBALL.

God, I just had a flashback to being out at the bar on Friday. I bet he went back over to his friends and told them she was not only bitchy, but probably gay. Get a clue, booby, we've heard your line before.

You think he's getting you with his blue feet, but whatever you do, do not look into his eyes. They're hypnotic--that's just when the fucker's got you exactly where he wants you. The eyes of a booby are deadly.

maybe he's a diabetic and has poor circulation. He's probably weeks away from an amputation and is trying to get all the pussy he can before he becomes footless. No chick wants to fuck a dude with no feet....that's gross!

NO, in the video that male Booby was going to rape that lady Bobby. She was so freaked out by him she shit herself. She she even screamed "RAPE!" and had her possy come over to help her out. That booby is a dick and rapist.