Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.

When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!

"Sometimes, life surprises you." Ziva, NCIS

"I wan't something permanent, something that can't be taken away. Is that too much to ask?" Ziva, NCIS

"Do not let anyone tell you when you are ready to move on or should move on. That is entirely up to you." Ziva, NCIS

"Me? Jealous of you? You must have me confused with someone way less awesome." Tony, NCIS

"I believe, that there are moments, experiences that someone like McGee with his trusty computer couldn't justify." Tony, NCIS

"What's changed? I don't know, maybe me." Gibbs, NCIS

"Feel sad. Cry. You lost something wonderful. But it will get better. I promise." Cam, Bones

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different outcome." -Bones

"When someone is in your dreams it's not cuz they want something from you, it's cuz you want something from them." -Bones

List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order

1) Leroy Jethro Gibbs

2) Tim McGee

3) Ziva David

4) Jenny Shepard

5) Caitlin "Kate" Todd

6) Donald "Ducky" Mallard

7) Abigail "Abby" Sciuto

8) Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo

9) Leon Vance

10) Jimmy Palmer

11) Margaret Allison Hart

12) Mike Franks

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?Umm Ducky and M. Allison Hart. Gibbs would be PO'ed

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?I think she is pretty, but I'm not that way.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tony and Franks, that would be interesting but not possible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

McGee and Ducky? No

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

five/ten because they are closer in age.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Abby walking in on McGee and Franks. Well I think she would scream and run and regret ever dating McGee.

Which would be sad because they were such a cute couple. :)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.Jimmy found out that Tony and Ziva liked each other, and helped them get together.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Pyramid

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bringing Sexy Back ;)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Old Friends

13. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

Gibbs and Abby are in a happy relationship until Leon runs off with Ziva. Gibbs, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with M. Allison Hart and a brief unhappy affair with Franks, then follows the wise advice of Kate and finds true love with McGee.

14. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like half-an-hour ago. It was a good one too! :)

Gibbs' Rules

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand,…break it!

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, — second way, they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule #51: Sometimes — You're Wrong!

"You Know You're OBSESSED with NCIS when.."

1. You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover

2. You cry when Jenny dies

3. You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat @ the TV screaming & yelling

4. You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!"

5. You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS

6. You keep thinking "this is the eppy where Tony and Ziva get together.. but it never happens and you think "maybe next week"

7. You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand

8. When you write under a photo description of facebook "i can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you

9. When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon

10. When "it's kinda fun" is your catch phrase

11. When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GUD!!" your work here is done

So I was reading probiesprincess' profile when I saw this and I was cracking up! hehe

Jingle bellsEJ smellsTIVA ALL THE WAY!Ray should dieI won't cryI'll be laughing all the way, hey!

The Second Installment of the epic story, Rules of Engagement (ROE) Book One: Never Waste Good. Story picks up right where it left off in Book One :) So if you haven't read that first, you're going to want to or be completely lost! WARNING: This book gets pretty deep and intense storyline wise. AU. Not for the simple FLUFF seekers! Though there is that too! ;)

After committing one too many wrongs, seventeen year old Ziva David is sent to attend training in the U.S. Marine Corps. Though, what happens when that old mistake turns into something that feels oh so right? Pairings: Tiva and Jibbs

Post-Damned if You Do. It takes a game for Tony and Ziva to realize that they belong together, but when they finally do, there's no turning back, even if the road is more than a little bumpy along the way.

Tony and Ziva meet before NCIS. Ziva is forced to go back to Isreal by her father. Tony is left to search for something. they haven't seen each other for three years. Kate and Jenny Don't die. pairings Jibbs McAbby, Tiva, and Ducky/OOC

The NCIS gang in highschool. Jenny is alive. And I know there are several of these but I wanted to one. I based this off a story I wrote a while back. This is my first fan fiction so don't be mean. :) TIVA! JIBBS! MCABBY! Are included and KARI!

Tony has tried so hard these last few years, especially this year, to be the honest man. Because the honest man is the one that comes out on top. And he wants to be that man, the one on top of life, the man that is happy. The one that is not alone because he's not afraid of love. And now that he has no job to focus on, maybe things can change about that.

"I'm sorry, I don't know you" Tony said, simply. Like that one single comment hadn't ripped her heart out and stomped all over it. She was his partner, she's not meant to be forgotten by him of all people.

Tony and Ziva are friends-ish in high school. Ziva is the smart, quiet, mysterious one, while Tony is the loud, popular, immature one. It's not until a spark ignites in between them that he decides he loves this girl and he will get her no matter how long it takes. 5 years to ignition. No tags.

Ziva is the new girl at school and quickly becomes friends with Abby and McGee, however the person she is really interested in is Tony DiNozzo, is there more to the popular, playboy jock than meets the eye. Little does Ziva know he is just as interested in her...

Ziva and Tony knew each other long before the Ari fiasco. Their life was perfect until their family was torn apart by single man with revenge on his mind. When they meet again, can they forget what happened in the past, to safe the one they miss

"It would've been nice to have had a reminder of the foreign-foreign lady who had attacked him for a photograph in a foreign country." Tony and Ziva first meet in Paris. AU; four-parter. Ultimately Tiva.

Tony, Ziva and McGee are sent to Florida in pursuit of a serial killer. Thom E. Gemcity returns and is free writing away. Tiva story, McAbby if you squint really really hard, like Gibbs trying to read something. P.S. I like reviews if you like new chapters

While Ziva attends Shiva for her father in Israel, she and Tony, who joins her, are each given certain requests by Eli and share one request that brings joy to Ziva and terrifies Tony. In addition to Eli's last will and testament, a war breaks out among Iran, Israel, and America. And ironically, Tony, Ziva and an elite team are the only ones able to stop it. Tiva, has MINOR Gabby.

AU NCIS High School Fic: Ziva moves to America with her siblings, Ari and Tali, to live with Gibbs, Jenny, and Abby after being sent away by her father, Eli. Anthony DiNozzo is the captain of the school Varsity Football Team, and the best athlete of the school. He used to be a popular guy who got all the girls, but a childhood event scarred him, changing him. Tiva.

"But in the harsh light of a morning that came accompanied by bad news, she remembered that Gibbs had been in trouble because of her." A visit from Gibbs prompts a conversation between Tony and Ziva. Tiva, oneshot, sort-of-tag to 10x24 "Damned If You Do." Prompted by takemetomycitybythebay, belovedradiance, and an Anon on Tumblr.

Some are saying that the end of the world is nigh. Even with natural disasters, mid-air near misses and rolling blackouts, Tony doesn't buy it. But it does make him consider what he'd regret never doing if Judgment Day arrived. A T/Z story. *Suggest you avoid this one if you're sensitive to natural disasters right now.*

Post-Shiva. Ziva finds out some shocking things about her background when old faces are brought back and new faces are introduced, but throughout all the stress and drama, the constants will always be Team Gibbs, especially Tony, who will make sure she is okay. Please read and review. I really appreciate it.

Tony is the biggest jock in school. And my brother. He could have any girl in the world, and on the outside he's a total player. But the people that know him the best, like me and my friends, know him as the patient man he is, the one that's waiting for the right girl. When a new, exotic girl moves into our neighborhood, his waiting may have paid off.

"I always hoped that Gibbs would give me away at my wedding. Especially now that my own father is gone. I love him like family, but… if he cannot accept that you are going to be my husband… I cannot let him hold me back, you know?" Tiva. Based off a prompt I received a year ago. For Kristen.

Post-Double Blind. He has been so desperate to connect with her that when the opportunity presented itself, he took hold of it with both hands. Now he thinks he should have held back and waited. But what kind of man would that have made him? She needed him, and so he was there. It's what he did. For love. For her.

Tony DiNozzo is a 25 year old homicide detective in Baltimore. Ziva David is the girl dancing at his best friend's bachelor party. There's a spark. He becomes intrigued. It ends up in something neither of them expected. "When I dance for people, my hips tell them a story. But they only hear the parts that they want to. That is no fault of mine." Tony/Ziva AU. COMPLETE.

Based on Spoilers for upcoming episode "Berlin" Season 10. Tony and Ziva are in Berlin to avenge her father's death. When the walls come down after a night of dancing... TIVA ...Okay, Your enthusiasm for the story has won you additional chapters! How many I don't know yet.LOL Thank you!

One day, Ziva kisses Tony to avoid blowing their cover. One kiss leads to second kiss... Second kiss leads to third kiss etc. Three chapter one-shot. Rated strong T just to be safe. Read and Review, thanks. ;)

When DiNozzo Senior's health takes a hit Tony finds out about long-kept secrets and lies. His life begins to change as his two families collide, and he battles with who he wants to be versus the man he seems destined to become. DiNozzo family and T/Z.

The ups and downs of Tony and Ziva trying to be together without destroying their partnership and raising Ziva's five year old son. Can they finaly make it work? Or will something come between them and break them apart?

"...as his team carries on in his absence." In which Gibbs retires, and there is a happy ending for all. (One-shot by Nat - Shari and I were talking about how NCIS could end. And then this happened). Fluff. Like. Seriously.

"With her father's death, it seems that Ziva's life is quickly spiraling out of control. His unexpected death leaves her striving revenge, which begins to cloud her judgement. When her return trip to Israel ends in disaster, it sparks a turn of events that no one could have foretold. Love is realized, new friends are made, and dark secrets emerge that change everything."

Co-written with TotalCitron. After investigating a house of a dead Marine/inventor Tony and Ziva find themselves in the other's body! Will they adjust to their new lives and will they ever be able to go back to their true bodies?

"I thought you were asleep." she stated, taking in his sleep-ruffled hair and the dark circles under his eyes. "And I thought you brought pajamas." he countered... A rainy night undercover for our two favorite people.

She's being arranged to marry someone she doesn't know and eventually agrees. But there is one guy - after the first meeting - that she is continuously running into. Will she fall for him? Who will she marry? And how will her father react? AU/ INDEFINITE HIATUS

There was no cliche kiss at the top, and the Ferris Wheel didn't stop. But in Tony's eyes, seeing Ziva's smile still plastered to her face, her eyes bright, and her hair windswept and hanging loose around her shoulders was ten times better.

"I would like to know what it'd be like—to be married for fifty years." Vance's personal struggles affect Tony and Ziva in a way they hadn't known it would. One quarter Ziva and three quarters Tiva, really; I just borrowed Vance as an excuse to write a fic. Major spoilers to 10x11 "Shabbat Shalom." One-shot.

Tony finally got the guts to ask Ziva on a date, and she said yes and it went great, but for some reason Tony can't do the one thing that a date should end with. Based on the song Kissed You Goodnight by Gloriana, Tiva-Fic

Alternate end to season eight. A brutally honest conversation between Tony and Ziva shatters their relationship perhaps beyond repair, and impacts everyone around them. But ultimately, this story is about love and what happens when it's lost and found. Heavy angst within, but it all comes down to Tony and Ziva's bond.

TivaTivaTiva Spoilers for 10x11 Shabbat Shalom Ziva needs something to take her mind off the sadness that overcomes her, there is only one person she can go to for comfort! M, beware of the plot bunny, it'll come and get you

Someone comes back into Tony's life and looks like she's here to stay. Where does that leave the team? Or more importantly, his partner? TIVA towards the end. Not exactly canon after 9x13. "That...was an inappropriate thing to say."

SPOILER ALERT! Based on previews/photos/spoilers/articles about upcoming "You Better Watch Out" episode with Tony's dad. Also references eps from this season, last season and when Kate was killed. My third take on how I would like to see this ep played out.

They hold heavy gazes as they have done a thousand times before. History predicts that one of them will break and retreat, but they hold their nerve and the moment stretches out far longer than its predecessors. *A short T/Z moment.*

AU. A teenage Ziva comes to America by orders from her father. She's broken and battered inside when she meets Tony, a boy who will help her open her eyes. He shows her the good and the bad with life, but is everything really as it seems?

"I do not know what has overcome you lately, but you are hovering over me, terrified of what I'm not telling you." A 10x08 "Gone" episode tag; half-fluff, half-angst, and all Tiva. Takes place the day after the end of the episode. One-shot.

"Are you okay?" she asks, concern filling her voice, as she squeezes his hand. Honestly, he's not okay. He's a mess. But he's not going to have an emotional breakdown over some rectangular pieces of paper, for God's sake. Tag to S10E06 'Shell Schock',one-shot

A face from the past shows up at NCIS. Ziva feels threatened because they BOTH like Tony.What happens when Tony decides to try a long term relationship. Will the rivaling women put their differences aside and work together to split Tony and his new girlfriend up or will they both loose him in spite. TIVA or TATE? (hiatus)

Ziva is contacted by someone she would much rather put behind her, and feelings between her and Tony have been brought to light. Will Rule 12 be broken? Will Ziva break down from a sudden threat to her life with NCIS? R&R to find out. Tons of Tiva love. Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS, even though I wish that I did.

"Anyway, about Judy—you should not worry. You are not 'off your game.' You have just yet to meet the right woman, hmm?" Tony contemplates flirting and the right woman with Ziva. Tag to 10x02 "Recovery." One-shot; Tiva.

This is the sequel to my first story, "Life As I Saw It." You don't absolutely need to read it to understand this story, but it would help. Includes the finale. TIVA, some McAbby. PLEASE REVIEW! Thanks!

A year has passed since they brought Tali home and now the team faces a new challenge as the DiNozzo family prepares for the arrival of a new family member and when Tali catches the eye of an older guy at school secrets and scars from Israel are revealed. Sequel to 14 Years.

Yes, it's another one of those stories about what the team might have been like in high school. Deal with it. So, yeah. Warning - involves geeks, Goths, cute Italian guys, gym class - yuck , ninjas, and creepy kitten statues. Tiva, McAbby, and maybe Jibbs

When Ziva and her siblings came to America in hopes of escaping a terrorist cell, they never expected to find love and friendship along the way. And now she's falling for her best friend, all the while knowing that she only has so long to stay in America. Slight crossover with NCIS: Los Angeles. High school fic.

They first meet in total darkness and he's fascinated by her voice. In the light he's fascinated with all that is her. Two people couldn't be more different, but in the end it's the differences that steer them towards each other. AU Tiva story with several twists and turns in the road.

Six years ago, two special agents broke rule twelve. One agent, an Israeli, left without a trace. The other, an Italian, found a new true love. Both, forgot it ever happened. So, what happens when six years catches up with them in the most colorful, pleasant, and absolutely adorable and Israeli-Italian way? Will they come together, or forever crumble?

AU, NCIS high school with a twist! When Ziva David comes to a very exclusive all girls secondary school in England she could not be more out of place. But a certain boy may chage her judgement... Will include McGee/Abby, Gibbs/Jenny and Kate/Ari *NOW COMPLETE*

"Considering he's the one wearing nothing, and she's fully-clothed, she feels remarkably exposed." A pretty heated fic that both is what you think, and is a little different. There's some... controversial topics that spice it up, too. Definite Tony and Ziva; a strong T.

He plans to make her suffer, Ziva David ruined him and he has planned his revenge, nothing was going to stop him. Someone from Ziva's past comes back to haunt her, and Tony is determined to watch out for her, protect her if she needs him to.

She is as aware of his desire to settle down as she is of the reasons he has not done so, and she meets the thought with an exhausting mix of guilt and hope – T/Z in the hours before they become uncle and aunt to McJellybean. One shot.

"Tony caught her hand again, and there it was again … the strange flicker, almost as if he were wondering whether it'd be too much to kiss the back of her hand before she left." Teen AU, but neither the high school nor the foster family scenario. One-shot.

"He's a handsome man, slouched across two chairs, a playful grin on his lips and an air of confidence about him..." The first continuation of 'What if we'd met someplace else' but you needn't read that to get this. Tiva, AU. K plus for whatever crops up. Now complete.

He's been told once before that he has a hero complex, however he doesn't know if he wants to be that hero. When you're a man, a man that doesn't stop when he sees another in danger, you run that risk when you intervene.

A sixteen year old Ziva who is desparate for Tony to have the same feelings for her as she has for him, but there are two problems. 1. He is her BEST friend 2. His in love and dating a girl called Kate.

An AU tale in which DiNozzo is an agent sent to investigate a sex slavery ring of girls from the Middle East, and his journey to get the one he falls in love with home. Tiva. WARNING: HEAVY TOPICS, SEXUAL ABUSE, CHILD ABUSE, VIOLENCE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS.

This takes place during season 3 of the show. Ziva never showed up therefore she never killed Ari. Gibbs did. Now she comes for revenge and she is gonna use someone close to him to do it. But a problem arises that she never expected. She starts to care

Ice Cream, six little kids, bad mistake. What happens, when one is in love with the other, one is cocky, two are quiet, and the other two, talk to much? What will happen? Read and find out. Inspired by taking the time to sit down and eat some ice cream

Ziva has lived in America a while. Tony has been her best friend ever since. They're in high school. When Ziva finds out that Tony has a girlfriend and she tries to get back at him, it doesn't go over well. Warning: Sad!

COMPLETE: What if Tony and Ziva switched bodies? Will it help them find love along the way or will it ultimately destroy their relationship? Idea based on Freaky Friday. Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS, its characters, or anything related to it. Warning: Mature

"I think you will charm her pants off, like you do with every woman. But I also think that you will be the person I know you to be. Sincere. Warm. Lovable." Ziva brings Tony on a trip to visit Aunt Nettie. Sequel to "Along the Way."

"His heart races as he stares at Ziva, his mind filled with an epiphany that he both embraces and dreads to acknowledge: He has a second chance now." Tony realizes that some things can't wait till death, after all. NOT an episode tag.

Welcome to high school,where things are always changing, the relationships, the grades, and the populations ranks. Everything. What happens when the new girl Ziva David enters the picture? this is my first fic. and reviews are appreciated!

"Hey, why'd you go back to your place last night?" "Because... I wanted to sleep." "You could've done that at mine." A day-off leaves Ziva sleeping in and Tony wondering. One-shot. A warning of definite fluff.

He's got a talent, and she's the one lucky enough to get to see it. Note the rating. I'm definitely not talking about the bedroom department here ... K plus for some cussin' and a TINY bit of naughtiness.

"Remember that bucket list I have? Number seventeen, 'Road trip across the United States with Ziva.' That's what we're doing." Tony and Ziva go on a road trip together. Sequel to "Memoir," prequel to "Destination."

"I'm not dead weight, so why didn't you want me to come along?" It's a long flight from Cartagena back to DC; plenty of time for Tony and Ziva to discuss Monique, Jimmy's pending nuptials, and the elephant in the squadroom. Tags 9x20, Missionary Position

17 year old Ziva and 18 year old Abby are Pageant girls have been for a while,they don't enjoy it and are finally speaking out.On the way they meet Tim and Tony fraternal twins who have taken a liken to the girls.AU

It's been 14 years since Ziva and Tony finally broke rule twelve.14 years since NCIS was hit with a tragic and devastating loss. 14 years since Tony and Ziva last saw each other. What will happen when their paths cross once again?

Tony & Ziva have to go undercover as husband and wife, but what happens when feelings that they have tried to hide start to come out? Will a heart's desire get in the way of their mission? **based off of Under Covers but set during Season 7**

"My zip is stuck," Ziva said, frustration in her voice. "And you want me to…undo it?" Tony asked unsurely. "Yes, I want you to unzip my dress," she clarified, only realising how strange that sounded after she said it. Short T/Z Drabble

Sequel To Me, My Fake Husband, and My Crazy Aunt. The DiNozzo's are a typical family, right? Wrong, now at least. Tony always wanted to give his kids something he never had, a big family. Now she's expecting more than they bargined for...a lot more.

I have put in some time for my vacation. You never know, maybe our paths will cross ? Ziva - 9x01 Nature of the Beast What if Tony had taken Ziva's words seriously and embarked on his own little trip to Central America ?

Secrets aren't always best kept to yourself, and if you let someone in you might find just how much easier it is. Ziva lets Tony in on her secret and she hopes it is the right decision, one best for her and her new family.

Tony is in an accident at the crime scene, and falls victim to amnesia. He thinks the team are his real family. And even worse...he thinks Ziva's his wife! I don't own NCIS or anything else referenced.

He has been here a hundred times before, teetering on the precipice of making the life change he aches for. Each time he has lost his nerve and stepped back into the safe arms of the status quo. But tonight, it is the status quo that he fears. T/Z.

People move on in life, things don't always stay the way they are. No matter how good, or easy, their life may be. And it's all about growing, it's all about the growth of their future, their career. But sometimes hearts get hurt in the process.

Tony and Ziva talked about kids. Now they are married and have custody of Ziva's cousin's daughter, Hanah. But, what will happen when their life is filled with an even bigger task called Parenthood? Sequel to "A Case for Discussion."

Continuation of 'New Girl'. After finishing High School he's off to the Marines and she to Collage. Together they will face the new challenges that life will bring them and these two High School sweethearts are determined to make it. AU

Because she never answered his question, but at least she knows her answer. Unlike all of the other questions being asked of her. A look at what happened after that phone call ended. Tag to 9x12: Housekeeping and speculation for 9x13: A Desperate Man.

"In the deafening silence of his apartment, he can hear the seconds ticking by on his clock." When Tony reviews his bucket list, he decides that what he really needs isn't written on it, after all. Tony/Ziva. Prequel to "Along the Way" and "Destination."

Tony sometimes thought of the progress in his relationship with Ziva in tectonic terms. They moved together with agonizing slowness, until a burst of seismic activity either smashed them together or ripped them apart. They're due for another quake. T/Z.

Ray's getting relocated at the end of the summer, and wants to make the most of his Miami beach house with Ziva. There's just one problem: he wants Tony and EJ to come along. Here begins the craziest vacation ever. No big deal. It's only two weeks, right?

"Family and job...two different cups...and if I couldn't fill both that was my problem. But what if I can now..." You didn't think Tony - or I - would leave it at that, did you? Tags 9x11 Newborn King. More Tony/Gibbs and Tony/Ziva. NOW COMPLETE!

Ziva is conflicted about her situation with Ray. Unable to find comfort in her father figure, she goes to Tony as a last resort. Truth's are hesitantly spoken and there are awkward moments between them. Based on the song "Just a Kiss"

"Please don't dare tell her what I've become. Please don't mention all the attention I have drawn. Please don't bother cause she'll feel guilty when I'm gone." T&Z. Some things are maybe better left unsaid. Set somewhere in the second half of season 8.

When he starts asking questions, he gets more than he bargained for. What will he do, when he finds out what his partner left in the desert? The truth about why she left. The truth about the child she had been carrying, his child. Tiva.

Why did they have to be like ships in the night, passing by every opportunity they had to do something, wasting so much time? Because they're not meant to be in love, they're not meant to have these feelings.

He was angry and frustrated. Jealousy really was a poison, he thought, and it was consuming him like a blazing fire. Takes place after "One-Faced" 8x20 Rated M for safety but nothing really explicit anyway.

Set after Pyramid. It has been three months since the last time Ziva saw Ray and Tony saw EJ. What happens when 'Something permanent' could be right in front of you, but you are too blind to see it?. Read and Review please.

—Tiva, one-shot— "You are the only people I know that these kinds of things happen to," Abby said, shaking her head, and Tony grinned weakly…They were unconventional. But he wouldn't have it any other way.

"DiNozzo. My office, now." Gibbs said without his usual tone. Tony sat there in disbelief because Gibbs didn't have his gruff tone, let alone his head slap wasn't at is usual hit. Not saying a word, Tony follows his boss to the elevator and enters...

After all these years, she decided to call. What she wasn't expecting was for a woman to answer. What he hadn't expected was for her to call. What he wondered is what he thought her reaction was to Taylor, his 16 year old niece answering instead of him.

Things are not always as they seem. But when an apparent reality destroys a person, whether or not it is "real" doesn't matter. When an assignment forces Tony to fake his death, Ziva must learn to live without him—something she's not sure she can do—Tiva—

Johnny and Soda are brothers whose parents have been murdered. The team tries to solve their case. They find a history of lies and cruel secrets. Tony is their birth father. Will Soda and Johnny stay a family? spanking of minors...

'It must be something personal because he could see that look in her eyes where she was almost putting a wall up but didn't because she was trusting him on this' They are taking a step further in their relationship and it was something she needed to share

Ziva David was seventeen, her father sent her away from Israel, Gibbs and Jenny adopt her into their family. She meets the popular guy Tony DiNozzo, will they be friends, will they stay friends, or be more. Set in High School. Now continued as 'His Girl'

This is the mini-sequel to Me, My Fake Husband, and My Crazy Aunt. So, this time, Ziva is pregnant with their second child, she goes into labor on Christmas Morning, but this delivery is a little more complicated then they planned.

Against the backdrop of Jimmy's impending wedding, Tony and Ziva anxiously await the result of her citizenship application, and look for other ties to bind them together. A story of love, stress, celebration, lots of dialogue, and humor. T/Z focus.

Always watching what you say has always been hard for Tony. But now it's too late. Ziva's Aunt is coming after learning useful info from him, she's married. Now, can they pretend long enough or will they kill each other and the surprises she brings? TIVA

Tony has a family reunion, he is told to bring someone so who will he take, the one person he has so much UST with that I wonder if they will survive the weekend without pretending to be together. Rated M just to be safe

AU, High School setting. Tony is a jock, a band member, the most popular guy in school and a pizza delivery boy. He meets a girl one day on a delivery. This summer might have just turned into something interesting.. Tiva and McAbby

AU High School. Ziva is an exchange student from Israel and finds herself staying with Abby. The team make their way through high school with more than their fair share of love won, love lost and interesting situations. Tiva, Kibbs, Kari, McAbby.

What was it they said about excessive heat having an effect on a person's ability to think clearly? A heat wave in DC brings the tension between two agents to boiling point. TIVA fluff piece. **Final chapter now up - take note of the new rating.**

Sequel to "Peppermint and Glue." One Year Later... When Ziva gets sent to boarding school in America, she finds out that she already knows her roommate. She met her at Camp Cameron! It gets even stranger when she meets up with Tony and McGee again...

The teenage days of the NCIS crew! AU. More info is given in the A/N at the beginning of the story. Includes: Mostly TIVA, but with some Kari and Jibbs. Rated T for violence, child abuse, and mild language.