Features: 53,000 square feet, and used to belong to Bernie Ecclestone. Apparently he bought it, but his wife didn’t like it so she refused to move in—which is a shame, because they could have been neighbors with daughter Petra.

Features: Russian billionaire Dmitry Rybolovlev bought this oceanfront estate with 475 feet of private beach on the Atlantic from American billionaire Donald Trump. Now it’s locked in limbo and falling into disrepair thanks to Rybolovlev’s nasty divorce.

Features: wasn’t actually owned by Vlad III, aka Vlad the Impaler, Viviode of Wallachia and reputed inspiration for Bram Stoker’s undead prince. But it looks like it could be, and it’s a castle, so it’s got a hefty price tag.

Features: built by Aaron Spelling in 1991 and modeled after a French chateau, this thing is 58,000 square feet and has a movie theater, gym, pool, tennis court, and three separate rooms dedicated solely to wrapping presents.

Features: this is the biggest house in the super exclusive “Yellowstone Club” ski and golf community in Montana. It’s only got 10 bedrooms, but it does feature both an indoor and outdoor pool, fireplaces in every bathroom, and a chair lift directly from the back door to the top of the mountain.

Features: built by newspaper tycoon William Randolph Hearst and featured in The Godfather, this estate 6 residences, 3 pools, a nightclub, and two giant towers modeled after the church of Santa Maria Mayor in Ronda, Spain.

Features: London is one of the most expensive cities in the world, so a luxury penthouse apartment staffed with private chefs (yes, they come with it), outfitted with bulletproof glass, and overlooking Hyde Park is going to cost a pretty penny.

Features: until recently, this 27-storey, 400,000 square foot “home” was the world’s most expensive. It was built by Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani, and requires 600 staffers to function. It’s got all the usual supermansion features, plus three helipads, a 168-car parking garage (Ambani is a collector), and an ice room that produces snow flurries. Because why not, right?

Features: solid gold and platinum fixtures throughout (about 400,000 pounds worth of precious metals), flooring made from meteors and dinosaur bone shavings, and of course a scenic location in the Swiss Alps. At only 12 billion, this one’s a steal.