Ever see a home based business ad
or one of those spam mails that say:

"I am looking serious business people"

Serious business people, huh?

Yawn.

Guess that means, suit, tie and frown, huh?

Or what about this one:

"This is a Fun business!"

"Join our Fun team!"

Yak, yak yak, don't keep telling me how "fun" you are!

Show me!

And my personal favorite:

"Something lucrative came across my desk that...."

Oh really, ran across your desk?

Did you squish it?

I bet you don't even have a desk !

Building an online business is not about repeating dumb
sayings that everyone else not making money uses.

Are you relieved? :-}

Great!

Is this a lucrative Business?

well, yeah, how else do I afford living on Maui! :-}

Is this a fun business?

You bet!

I am going to show you, too!

Not just alot of "hot air" either.

Writing Ezines like this one is part of making money on line.

Anyone can do it.

Look, I was surfing around and reading a favorite magazine
on line. Not normally humorous, kind of scientific and dry.

The British Journal of Medicine or BMJ

Except this time, I found an article I thought was hysterical.

The Brits can be pretty amusing.

In fact, it is about " Hot Air" sort of.

You tell me what You think? :-}
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BMJ 2001;323:1449 ( 22-29 December )

Hot Air?

"It all started with an inquiry from a nurse,"
Dr Karl Kruszelnicki told listeners to his
science phone-in show on the Triple J radio
station in Brisbane. "She wanted to know
whether she was contaminating the operating
theatre she worked in by quietly farting in the
sterile environment during operations, and I
realized that I didn't know. But I was
determined to find out."

Dr Kruszelnicki then described the method by
which he had established whether human flatus
was germ-laden, or merely malodorous. "I
contacted Luke Tennent, a microbiologist in
Canberra, and together we devised an
experiment. He asked a colleague to break wind
directly onto two Petri dishes from a distance
of 5 centimeters, first fully clothed, then
with his trousers down. Then he observed what
happened. Overnight, the second Petri dish
sprouted visible lumps of two types of bacteria
that are usually found only in the gut and on
the skin. But the flatus which had passed
through clothing caused no bacteria to sprout,
which suggests that clothing acts as a filter.

"Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the
second Petri dish was caused by the flatus
itself, and the splatter ring around that was
caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which
blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted
it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that
flatus can cause infection if the emitter is
naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the
results of the experiment should not be
considered alarming, because neither type of
bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar
to the `friendly' bacteria found in yogurt.

"Our final conclusion? Don't fart naked near
food. All right, it's not rocket science. But
then again, maybe it is?"