Chipotle's Newest Way to Try to Woo Millennials Is Just Sad

The crash and burn of Chipotle has been truly epic to watch. Over the course of the past year, it's fallen from one of America's favorite burrito joints to an absolute health fiasco after it gave its customers a side of E. coli and norovirus with that guac. But the chain keeps on trying to win our hearts back, though it is showing signs of being on its last leg...because it's targeting millennials. Say it ain't so!