Men are like shoesA bit too confusedYeah, there's so many of 'emI don't know which ones to choose(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Ah, sing it to meIf you agree(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

There's the kind made for runnin'The sneakers and the low down heelsThe kind that will keep you on your toesAnd every girl knows how that feels(yeah, yeah, yeah)Ouch, ah sing it with me(yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Chorus:]You've got your kickers and your ropersYour everyday loafers, and some that you can never findYou've got your slippers and your zippersYour grabbers and your grippersMan, don't ya hate that kind?Some you wear in, some you wear outSome you wanna leave behindSometimes you hate 'emAnd sometimes you love 'emI guess it all depends on which way you rub 'emBut a girl can never have too many of 'em

It's amazing what a little polish will do...Men are like shoes.

Some make you feel ten feet tall (tall)Some make you feel so small (so small)Some you want to leave out in the hall (out in the hall)Or make you feel like kicking the wall (like kicking the wall)(yeah, yeah, yeah)

Ah, sing it with me, girlsOoh! (yeah, yeah, yeah)Mmm...

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Some can polish up pretty good...Ah, men are like shoes.

It's amazing what a little polish will doSome clean up good, just like newSome you can't afford, some are real cheapSome are good for bummin' around on the beach(You've got your kickers and your ropers)(Your everyday loafers)Yeah some that you can never find(You've got your slippers and your zippers)(Your grabbers and your grippers)And man, don't ya hate that kind?