Sweaters For People Who Hate Wool

If it itches, it should never be worn by anyone for any reason. This is 2013—clothing doesn’t have to itch, we have the technology! I know, I know, I act like a child in clothing with the slightest itch. But why pay money to look like a psycho all day, desperately trying to scratch your back Baloo-style on street lamps and passersby? Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but a bad itch is brutal, and for that reason, I don’t buy wool… which sucks, because everything fantastic about fall seems to come in wool and its many terrible variations.