Sure, everyone loves to catch mosquitoes and chop them into tiny particles. But with today’s hectic lifestyles, who has time to do it by hand anymore?

And learning to catch them with chopsticks can take a lifetime of training, meditation, waxing on, and waxing off. How can you enjoy the dismembered mosquitoes you love and still have time for your family?

The Homestyles Bug Zapper, that’s how! Mosquitoes just can’t resist its soft, blue glow. And their bodies can’t resist the deadly Force-like lightning that turns them into a charred husk. It doesn’t use pesticides, propane, or chemical attractants that can actually draw more mosquitoes to your yard. Just set it up, turn it on, sit back and let the mosquitoes fly to their grisly deaths. Stop swatting and start living with the Homestyles Bug Zapper – because the only good mosquito is a mosquito that’s been sent to Valhalla.

Whomever it is that writes their copy deserves an award. They are hysterical

Michelle

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with a martini.