Hillary Clinton: Well… thank you for coming. We’ll wake up every morning thinking of you.

Italian Prime Minister: Grazi.

[ he walks off, as Hillary clutches onto Bill ]

Hillary Clinton: Honey, we’ve, uh — we’ve got a little problem here. I’ve just been told that the crazy people we’re talking to are NOT the crazy people who had tickets.

President Bill Clinton: What are you saying? That these crazy people are crashers?

Hillary Clinton: Well, apparently so. And now we’ve got several hundred very angry, very crazy people out on the lawn who feel that they’re being screwed and, frankly, I think they’ve got a point.

President Bill Clinton: Well, okay. Let’s just get through this group.

[ Bill turns to find a crazy man standing before him ]

President Bill Clinton: Hi! Sorry to keep you waiting.

Crazy Man #2: [ angry ] You BLACK son of a bitch!

[ dissolve to exterior, White House ]

Announcer: Later this week: In recognition of National Fitness Month, President and Mrs. Clinton hosted a group of 800 professional wrestlers.

[ dissolve to Bill and Hillary shaking hands with a line of wrestlers ]

President Bill Clinton: Thank you.

[ a second Wrestler lurches forward ]

Wrestler: [ in Bill’s face ] Alright, Clinton!! You did some pretty big talking during the campaign, when you were standing behind a woman’s SKIRT!! Your name should be Bill CHICKEN!! Not Bill CLINTON!! President Bill CHICKEN!!! ‘Cause that’s what you are!! A CHICKEN!!!

President Bill Clinton: [ smiling ] Well, thank you for coming.

[ the Wrestler hapily shakes Bill and Hillary’s hands and continues down the line ]

President Bill Clinton: Once again, on behalf of all Americans, I want to apologize to Prime Minister Amato for the unfortunate mix-up on Tuesday… and the treatment he received from White House security. I’m sure the Prime Minister understands that, once he wandered onto the bus… there was simply no way, absent an interpretor, to verify that he was the Prime Minister of Italy and not a crazy person… many of whom claim to be visiting heads of state.

Italian Prime Minister: No problem.

President Bill Clinton: The shots he was given will have little or no lasting effect… and we believe he can return to Italy as soon as doctors say he is able to fly. [ he smiles ] [ dissolve to exterior, White House ]

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn View all posts by Don Roy King