When Sulaiman Al-Fahim talks, people listen – and then laugh, much of the time. The problem with Portsmouth Football Club at the moment, however, is that Fahim’s successor as owner is proving every bit as cack at the job as Fahim ever was but nothing like as...

Of course, it wasn’t as exciting as most people thought it would be. It couldn’t be. Still, at least England got a “massive” match in the first round which will, undoubtedly lead to enough “banter” to float several hundred chests of...