"You and Me"

"You Are Me"

The Lyrics

Butt sway is blissAnd in rut, funk,This stalker is steamed, no sex drive,I can't keep shutAnd I can't crack down,I've been choosin' to be slime

'Cause it's you I see so small through the peepholeWith nothing on you, glutting my muse,And it's view for free, I crawl to the peepholeSo high and so sly, I pant creepy sighs all for you

What are those things,That you flaunt in play,Lust is numbing my plight,You're stripping, I'm spurred,Mother is dead, grinning,She might show and your woe is near

'Cause it's true that she's appalled by the peephole,Will cut into you, gutting, she'll move,And she'll do her spree, she'll maul with a cheap blowAnd not while you're dry, she'll plan your demise, run you through

Glum fling by stout old frau,I grant does bring doubt,Every sting she does is just as though,Every slash we shove, contrite

'Cause it's you are me, we brawl by the peepholeWith loosening screw, nuts, we did fuse,And no clue, I plea, to crawl to the peepholeTo spy with my eye and plan a disguise and pursue

'Cause it's you I see and all through the peepholeSo breathtaking too, smut that I choose,And I view with glee, the wall with the peepholeSo high and so sly, I pant creepy sighs all for you

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Any triple-1 is completely meaningless. I DKTOS, but your pacing couldn't have been that terrible, to be a "1" -- which means that the vote had no relation to the quality of the parody. Also, anyone who does so anonymously is a pusillanimous coward, and deserves no attention at all. Get used to ignoring 111s.

FWIW, this writer has been perhaps unpopular at times for critiquing, but any docking of points is always supported by reasons, which allows the writer to explain or defend -- and the comment is always signed. Actually, ignore all anonymous votes, other than Fives. :)

I DK the "Lifehouse" show, so much of this was lost to me, but the peephole stuff came through loud and clear. :) I'll trust AFW on the pacing, and go 555.

btw, no obligation, but for another take on peeping, http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/littleanthonyandtheimperials0.shtml

T1K- will second TT's comments on the "ones". There are those who get their jollies, it seems, through such phantom strikes. Take comfort in the fact that anyone here worth his/her salt has been a "victim" at one point or another. As a wise Turtle once told me in a Hamlet-ody, "flip them off."

This parody is good stuff-- loved the word choices and overall tone/imagery! :D

Thanks TT, FG and Blackjack. I read somewhere on this site that 1's are kind of like 5's in that you have gotten someone's attention. Everyone has a right to their opinion, so not a big deal. Thanks for support.