>>5029
Gamzee... a satyr...
Gamzee as Dionysus? Gamzee *is* Dionysus?
It makes so much sense! Acres of adoring fangirls are the Thebian women, constant inebriation on sopor and Faygo, and the stories of the Bacchae tearing apart cattle and men with their bare hands to bathe in the blood and offal...
SOMEONE GET THAT CLOWN A DRINK! ASAP!

>>5047
Do you mean PAN good sir?
Dionysus =/= satyr
BUT, I like the idea of Gamzee as Dionysus, quite fitting because of recent developments.
PROTIP: Life expectancy near an angry/ragetiem Dionysus is criminally short.

>>5063
'Tis perfectly fine. There are so many of that nature it sometimes becomes difficult to differentiate between them all. I concur a Gamzee of less Dionysus-esque nature wold make everyone more at ease I believe.

>>5168>Be Equius again
While those two prepare for their dinner, let's head back to the forest.
You are taking a romantic walk through the forest with your mate, when you realize you have just reached the area of the woods where the gnomes live.
You must take great care in walking through this area. It is the law!

While strolling very carefully on the path, you have spotted the MAYOR GNOME. He does not wish to be called "king" or "prince".
You try to keep your heavy hooves from landing too close to him, for he is very small.

>>5232
This fits the fairy-tale paradigm: the hero overcomes a challenge by using what he gained by a virtuous act earlier in the story. Who better to overcome a RAP BATTLE than the satyr he offered a ride?