Nick Offerman

A master of eliciting raucous laughter, Nick Offerman rose to fame as the mustachioed, government-hating bureaucrat on the comedy "Parks and Recreation" (NBC, 2009- ). The jaw-clenched character with...
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Actor Nick Offerman is heading back to his theatre roots in a stage adaptation of literary cult classic, A Confederacy Of Dunces. The 21 Jump Street star will portray funny protagonist Ignatius Reilly in the Boston, Massachusetts production, which is based on John Kennedy Toole's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, about an obnoxious and overweight hot dog stand owner who constantly complains about the evils of the modern age.
A statement released by Offerman reads: "I am simply tumescent at the prospect of assaying the beloved character of Ignatius J. Reilly with our team of magnificent and weird artistic champions."
The play has been adapted for the stage by Jeffrey Hatcher and will be directed by David Esbjornson at the Huntington Theatre Company from 11 November (15).
Toole committed suicide in 1969, aged 31, after struggling to get A Confederacy of Dunces published. Writer Walker Percy and Toole's mother eventually managed to succeed where he had failed and the author was posthumously awarded the Pulitzer Prize in 1981.
Offerman began his career on the stage in Chicago, Illinois, where he became acquainted with Amy Poehler, who would go on to become his co-star in hit U.S. sitcom Parks & Recreation, which ended its seven-season run last week (24Feb15).

Last night was the final episode in one of the greatest shows we've ever watched. We said goodbye to Parks and Recreation after 7 incredible seasons. We're still drying our eyes after that finale. Watching the cast tell each other how much they love each other on Late Night With Seth Meyers didn't help with the tears.
What's even cuter (and made us ugly cry hard) is that they all sang "Bye, Bye Li'l Sebastian" together:
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Featuring Chris Pratt on guitar! We'll miss them even more than we miss Li'l Sebastian.
We're not alone in our sadness after saying goodbye:
If you need me today, I'm probably crying about Parks. #ParksFarewell
— Alice Z. (@_thebookthief_) February 25, 2015
So many tears last night and today and every day without Parks and Rec:
Here we go...About to start #ParksFarewell #OneLastRide I'm in a public venue, which will help with the crying.
— Eric D. Ramsey (@EricRamseyToGo) February 25, 2015
The Stages of Grief As I Watched @ParksandRecNBC's Series Finale. #ParksFarewell http://t.co/vuIu12Os0l pic.twitter.com/V1wu51UP6M
— Kristina Uriegas (@TweeValleyHigh) February 25, 2015
IM CRYING IM WATCHING PARKS AND RECREATION FINALE I AM LITERALLY #ParksFarewell pic.twitter.com/38H5aydWqn
— Faezrin (@faezrin) February 25, 2015
Other celebs/show creators showed their respect and are sad to see it end as well:
Life without Donna Meagle will never be the same. Congrats on an unforgettable character, lady. @unfoRETTAble #ParksFarewell
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) February 25, 2015
Wrapped and just got home, gonna watch some #ParksandRec like everyone should. Congrats to the writers, cast and crew. #PawneeForever
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 25, 2015
RELATED: The 16 Things We'll Miss Most About 'Parks and Rec'
The Leslie Knope quotes are in full force to handle the pain:
"Everything hurts and I'm dying" #ParksFarewell
— Space Oddity (@dontbeasquare_) February 25, 2015
Anne, your rainbow infused space unicorn. Anne, you beautiful sassy mannequin come to life. Anne, you opalescent tree shark. #ParksFarewell
— Laura Simons (@lo_simonsx11) February 25, 2015
As sad as everyone may be to see it end, we can all agree it was an great run and the best ending we could have hoped for:
Teared up several times, it was fantastic. So sad it is over but so thankful for such a great show! #ParksandRecFinale #ParksFarewell
— brittany♔ (@ainodino) February 25, 2015
Parks showed us how beautiful life and humanity really are. We're sad it's over but so grateful it happened. #ParksFarewell @parksandrecnbc
— Alex Hanna (@alhanna92) February 25, 2015
I don't think I've ever cried and laughed harder in a single hour than in the Parks finale. An unbelievably perfect goodbye. #ParksFarewell
— Alex Hanna (@alhanna92) February 25, 2015
RELATED: 21 Andy Dwyer Life Lessons From 'Parks and Recreation'
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The big game is this Sunday and let's be honest... The commercials are the best part. If you don't believe me, check out our list of the 10 Greatest Celebrity Super Bowl Ads here.
Here is our preview of the 2015 Super Bowl commercials.
Minions
Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Tomorrowland
Terminator: Genisys
Celebrities will be in some of the commercials too.
Danny Trejo for Snickers
Kim Kardashian for T Moble
Snoop dogg for EAT24
Pierce Brosnan for Kia
Mindy Kaling for Nationwide
Lindsay Lohan for Esurance (Behind the scenes)
Nick Offerman for NASCAR (Preview)
Jennifer Hudson for American Family Insurance (Behind The Scenes)
Be sure to check back for more great commercials!

Superstar Pharrell Williams is getting animated for an upcoming episode of The Simpsons. The Happy hitmaker and the famous Vivienne Westwood hat he wore to the Grammy Awards last year (14) are heading to the fictional town of Springfield for an episode titled Walking Big & Tall.
The plot of the cartoon instalment is based on a true story from the 1980s, about bosses at a Milwaukee, Wisconsin TV station who hired a composer to create a new anthem for the city, only to discover the musician offered up the same song to other city officials.
In The Simpsons story, Lisa Simpson will help to find a solution to the problem by bringing in Pharrell to pen a new track for the town, reports Entertainment Weekly.
The episode will air in the U.S. on 8 February (15).
Pharrell isn't the only special guest to make a cameo in the longrunning cartoon's 26th season - rocker Sammy Hagar and actors Nick Offerman and Sarah Silverman have also booked gigs on The Simpsons.

Parks &amp; Recreation begins it’s seventh and final season Tuesday (January 13) and we can’t help but already feel a little nostalgic for all the things Leslie Knope and the citizens of Pawnee have given us over the years. We’ll never hear the name “Tammy” and not think of Ron Swanson. We’ll forever use “treat yo’ self” as an excuse to go shopping. And we’ll always ship Leslie and Ben. To use Chris Traeger’s favorite word, we will LITERALLY miss this show so much.
1. Ron Swanson’s mustache.
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We’re convinced it contains the secrets to the universe.
2. Jean-Ralphio singing things.
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No one was better at setting random sentences to melody.
3. Treat Yo Self.
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The best way to justify unnecessary purchases.
4. Jerry being Jerry…or is it Gary?
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Wait no, it's Larry, right?
5. Leslie Knope’s love of waffles.
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6. Ben Wyatt’s butt.
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Leslie was right, it is a cute butt.
7. Donna’s sass.
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At least we still have Retta’s live tweets.
8. April’s sarcasm.
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Deep down we know she really did care.
9. Rent-a-Swag.
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The most successful of Tom’s many business ventures. R.I.P Entertainment 360.
10. Scenes at the Snakehole.
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11. LITERALLY every time Chris Traeger said LITERALLY.
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Because it was literally the best.
12. The Tammys.
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Never was there a more terrifying twosome.
13. Andy’s slapstick.
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Chris Pratt will always be loveable dimwit Andy to us, no matter how many big blockbuster movies he stars in.
14. Alter-egos.
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Burt Macklin, FBI
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Duke Silver
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Janet Snakehole
15. Leslie’s crush on Joe Biden.
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Because we’re pretty sure she’s the only one with a crush on Joe Biden.
16. Tom-isms.
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Apps, tray-trays, and zerts forever.
What are the things YOU'LL miss most about Parks &amp; Recreation? Follow the links below and tell us on Twitter!
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Ted Danson is going from crime scene investigation expert to small town sheriff after signing on to star in the second season of the Fargo TV adaptation. Last month (Dec14), Kirsten Dunst was cast in a leading role as a beautician in season two, opposite former Breaking Bad star Jesse Plemons, who will play her husband.
Now producers have revealed CSI: Crime Scene Investigation star Danson and the Watchmen's Patrick Wilson will also take on major parts, with the Cheers veteran playing Hank Larsson, the Sheriff of Rock County, Minnesota and Wilson portraying his son-in-law, former Vietnam War veteran and State Police Officer Lou Solverson.
The upcoming 10-episode season will be set in 1979 and serve as a back story for Solverson, the character 65-year-old Keith Carradine portrayed in season one.
Frasier's Jean Smart, Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman, Brad Garrett, Kieran Culkin and Jeffrey Donovan will also be among the new Fargo cast.
Screenwriter Noah Hawley will return to pen the second season and executive produce with Joel and Ethan Coen, who wrote and directed the hit 1996 film the series is adapted from.
Production is due to begin in Calgary, Canada later this month (Jan15).
The acclaimed first season featured Billy Bob Thornton, Colin Hanks and Martin Freeman.

The final season of Parks and Recreation is about to premiere, and we're not ready for the beloved comedy to end. We're going to miss the residents of Pawnee so much, it's going to take a huge amount of breakfast food to console us. Season 7 is set in 2017, but before we head to the future, we're taking a look back at our favorite episodes from seasons past. It was literally the hardest decision ever to narrow it down, but we channeled our inner Leslie Knope and powered through.
20. "Woman of the Year" - Season 2
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Our introduction to the best recurring character, Jean-Ralphio.
19. "End of the World" - Season 4
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A touching episode about what the characters would do if this was their last day on Earth.
18. "Flu Season 2" - Season 6
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We learn that there are Knope-Wyatt babies on the way!
17. "Halloween Surprise" - Season 5
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Tears of happiness from Ben's proposal, and tears of laughter from Jerry's fart attack.
16. "Moving Up: Part 2" - Season 6 finale
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It would have been the perfect series finale, but we're so thankful that there's more to come.
15. "Media Blitz" - Season 3
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This episode features Ben Wyatt at his most awkward, which is saying a lot.
14. "The Debate" - Season 4
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Leslie's moving speech made us wish we could actually vote for her.
13. "Telethon" - Season 2
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When Leslie is sleep-deprived, she is even more zany than usual.
12. "Harvest Festival" - Season 3
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The episodes where the whole team comes together to accomplish something are the most heartwarming.
11. "Win, Lose, or Draw" - Season 4
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We get to see Leslie achieve her dream of being elected a city councilwoman.
10. "The Trial of Leslie Knope" - Season 4
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Ben and Leslie decide they don't want to hide their love anymore, and it's adorable.
9. "Li'l Sebastian" - Season 3
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When we sadly had to say goodbye to our favorite miniature horse.
8. "The Comeback Kid" - Season 4
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Watching the whole gang slip on the ice is hysterical.
7. "Hunting Trip" - Season 2
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The funniest gun safety lesson we know of.
6. "Ron and Tammy" - Season 2
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We see a completely different side of Ron when he rekindles an extremely dysfunctional relationship.
5. "Leslie and Ben" - Season 5
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We can't imagine a more perfect wedding for an amazing couple.
4. "Pawnee Rangers" - Season 4
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Our lives were never the same after learning about "Treat Yo Self" day.
3. "Fancy Party" - Season 3
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April and Andy’s relationship might have moved fast, but it ended up working out great for them.
2. "Flu Season" - Season 3
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Delirious Leslie is hilarious, but she still gets the job done.
1. "The Fight" - Season 3
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The Snake Juice scene is iconic, and shows why Parks and Rec has one of the best comedic casts on TV.
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As obsessive readers and fans of dismissing quality movies as inferior to their literary counterparts, it's important for us to know which books will head to the big screen ahead of time. How else will we know how Wild Reese will be, or what is going to happen to Peeta? Be reasonable. We've decided to use our research for the good of society and share the adaptations coming soon that we are most excited for.
1. The Spook's Apprentice - Joseph Delaney (Seventh Son)
Thomas Ward (Ben Barnes) is the seventh son of the seventh son, which gives him the ability to see things that others cannot: ghosts, ghasts, boggarts, and the like. He becomes an apprentice to John Gregory, the Spook (Jeff Bridges). Julianne Moore is set to play Mother Malkin, one of the most sinister witches who uses blood magic, luring young runaway women into care before sucking their blood to maintain her youth, who was then imprisoned by the Spook. Kit Harington and Djimon Hounsou also star.
2. Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James
Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, in case you somehow didn't know, are stepping into the roles of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey for the adaptation of the incredibly successful erotic novel. Steele, a literature student, interviews Grey as a favor to her roommate, but quickly becomes entranced by this brilliant and handsome man who is unable to resist her. He admits his desire, but on his own terms; this is a man with a need to control everything. This is also probably going to be the movie with a bunch of heavy-breathing sweaty middle-aged women trying to control themselves in the theater. You've been warned.
3. In the Heart of the Sea - Nathaniel Philbrick
The last time Ron Howard and Chris Hemsworth teamed up, they brought us one of the best films of 2013, Rush. Now, they're at it again (along with Cillian Murphy and Benjamin Walker) with this story of a whaleship attacked by one angry whale, leaving the crew shipwrecked and stranded for 90 days, thousands of miles from land. The true story inspired a little book by Herman Melville (played in the movie by our favorite, Ben Whishaw) entitled Moby-Dick.
4. The Price of Salt - Patricia Highsmith (Carol)
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Patricia Highsmith, author of successful novels-turned-movies like Strangers on a Train and The Talented Mr. Ripley (we're choosing to ignore the recent The Two Faces of January here), wrote The Price of Salt, which will be released as 'Carol.' The novel itself, controversial for its lesbian content and unprecedented gay happy ending, is said to have inspired Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita. The film stars Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, and Sarah Paulson, with Far From Heaven and I'm Not There director Todd Haynes helming.
5. Dark Places - Gillian Flynn
Shaye Areheart Books
Gone Girl author brings us yet another chilling thriller. A young girl is the sole survivor of a massacre that leaves both of her sisters and her mother dead in an apparent Satanic cult ritual. She testifies against her brother, but 25 years later, she begins to investigate the actual events. Charlize Theron, Chloë Grace Moretz, Nicholas Hoult, and Christina Hendricks star.
6. A Walk in the Woods - Bill Bryson
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants director Ken Kwapis is set to direct Bryson's memoir, starring Robert Redford and Nick Nolte. The hilarious book describes Bryson's attempt to walk the Appalachian Trail with his friend Stephen Katz. Emma Thompson and Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman will also star.
7. Insurgent - Veronica Roth
As conflict between the factions and their ideologies grows, a war looms for Divergent's post-apocalyptic Chicago. In this sequel, we're still following Shailene Woodley and Theo James' Tris and Four as they try to understand the reasons for Erudite's insurrection and obtain information the Abnegation are trying to protect. Kate Winslet, Zoë Kravitz, Ansel Elgort, and Miles Teller return in their supporting roles, and are joined by some all-star names: Naomi Watts, Octavia Spencer, and Suki Waterhouse.
8. Serena - Ron Rash
The dynamic duo of mega-nominated movies Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle are back at it! Bradley Cooper plays a man trying to maintain his timber empire during the Depression, while Jennifer Lawrence plays his wife who discovers she can't have children. For some reason, we're a little terrified of JLaw in this movie from the trailer.
9. Silence - Shusako Endo
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This 1966 novel about a Jesuit missionary sent to 17th century Japan where he endures persecution is set to be adapted by Martin Scorsese. It will also have an all star cast of Andrew Garfield, Liam Neeson, Ken Watanabe, and Adam Driver.
10. The Longest Ride - Nicholas Sparks
The producers of The Fault in Our Stars, the author of The Notebook, and the hottest Hollywood son around, this movie already has us in love with it. Scott Eastwood and Britt Robertson play two lovers and there's a rodeo or something; we don't really know, we were just thinking about how much this movie will make us cry. Time to read the book.
11. Far From the Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Hunt director Thomas Vinterberg tackles Thomas Hardy's novel. Carey Mulligan stars as Bathsheba Everdene, a woman who has too many men in love with her and of course rejects them all until she falls for one. Three men, played by Michael Sheen, Matthias Schoenaerts (Rust and Bone), and Tom Sturridge (On The Road), all after this woman: who will she end up with? We actually just read the plot description and had everything spoiled and somehow still gasped and cried at those three paragraphs. Why didn't we know about this book before?!
12. Paper Towns - John Green
Dutton Books
The Fault in Our Stars author John Green's next book to be adapted by the same team who adapted TFIOS (Scott Neustadter &amp; Michael H. Weber). Margo and her adventures are legendary at her high school, and Quentin ("Q") has always loved her for it. Margo climbs through his window and demands he take an all night road trip of revenge, but when she goes missing the next day, Q realizes she's left clues for him and promptly hits the road again in search of her. Cara Delevingne will play Margo and TFIOS' Nat Wolff will play Q.
13. The Revenant: A Novel of Revenge - Michael Punke
Carroll &amp; Graf Publishers
Academy Award-nominated Alejandro González Iñárritu (Birdman, 21 Grams, Biutiful) is set to direct Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy in this adaptation. Partially based on the life of fur trapper Hugh Glass. Leo will play Glass, who is mauled by a bear, then later robbed and left for dead by his companions. He survives and sets out for revenge against those same men.
14. The Secret Scripture - Sebastian Barry
Faber and Faber
A one-hundred-year-old woman, Roseanne McNulty, in a mental hospital for about 50 years decides to retrace her history. As the hospital faces demolition and he must choose which of his patients should be transferred and which should rejoin the community, Dr. Grene also tries to discover her history. What they find is very different, though there are some consistencies. Vanessa Redgrave and Rooney Mara will play Roseanne McNulty, Eric Bana will play Grene, with Theo James also starring.
15. Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
Penguin Classics
An oft-adapted novel, Mary Shelley's classic is to be turned into yet another film, this time directed by Paul McGuigan (Lucky Number Slevin, Push). The updated version, titled Victor Frankenstein, will be told from the perspective of the doctor's assistant, Igor. The film will explain how the doctor became the man who created the legendary monster. Daniel Radcliffe will play Igor and James McAvoy will play Victor Frankenstein.
16. The Martian - Andy Weir
Crown Publishing Group
Described as Cast Away meets Apollo 13, the novel follows an astronaut stranded on Mars, fighting to survive (which also sounds mildly like Gravity to us, no?). Ridley Scott is set to direct a pretty stellar (no pun intended) cast here: Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Jeff Daniels, Kristen Wiig, Donald Glover, Kate Mara, and Chiwetel Ejiofor. This sounds like a great movie already, but we'll have to wait until November to see it.
17. The Jungle Book - Rudyard Kipling
Macmillan Publishers
Walt Disney Pictures is working on this live-action/CGI mash-up of the classic book, directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man, Chef), with a mind-bogglingly incredible cast. Bill Murray, Idris Elba, Ben Kingsley, Christopher Walken, Scarlett Johansson, Lupita Nyong'o, and Breaking Bad's Giancarlo Esposito will provide voices, while newcomer Neel Sethi will play Mowgli.

Sometimes, you get stuck with a bad boss. Someone who makes you work weekends…or who, like, clips their nails at their desk. Maybe you’ve thought about quitting, but you’ve probably (we hope) never gone to extremes like the guys from Horrible Bosses 2. In honor of them – and anyone who’s ever dealt with a bad boss – here are some of the most cringeworthy bosses in movies and television.
1. Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) in The Devil Wears Prada
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Miranda Priestly is probably the scariest kind of boss because she’s so calm about it all, even when she’s saying something completely soul-crushing.
2. Bobby Pellitt (Colin Farrell) in Horrible Bosses
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Ok so there are several awful bosses in this movie, hence the title, but we're singling out Bobby because he represents nepotism, incompetence and really bad combovers. He's also a raging cocaine addict. Bad, bad, bad.
3. Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole) in Office Space
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Lumbergh is the epitome of the annoying boss. He makes his employees work weekends, he's a stickler for pointless TPS reports, and he says things like "I'm gonna need you to..." right before assigning you a mundane task.
4. Michael Scott (Steve Carell) in The Office
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We love Michael Scott, but man did he make us cringe. Whether he was telling an inappropriate joke or running down one of his employees with his car, he was simply not meant to be a boss.
5. David Brent (Ricky Gervais) in The Office (UK)
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David Brent had even less of a clue than Michael Scott, if that's possible. He thinks his workers look up to him as a mentor, but they really don't respect him at all.
6. Miranda Bailey (Chandra Wilson) in Grey’s Anatomy
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We’ve seen Bailey’s softer side, but remember when she was known only as “The Nazi”? She kept those interns in line!
7. Margaret Tate (Sandra Bullock) in The Proposal
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This Canadian boss lady forces her assistant to pretend he’s her fiancé in order to avoid deportation. Not only is that totally awkward, it’s an HR nightmare! Thankfully Ryan Reynolds was very accommodating.
8. Don Draper (Jon Hamm) in Mad Men
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Granted Don Draper is good at what he does, but he’s kind of the worst boss. Just ask Peggy – she’s seen his bad side on more than one occasion. He sleeps with his secretaries, drinks during the day and takes frequent naps on the couch in his office.
9. President Snow (Donald Sutherland) in The Hunger Games
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He’s the boss of an entire country and he’s completely evil. Definitely not a person you want in charge. He sends children to fight to the death basically for his own amusement.
10. Walter White (Bryan Cranston) in Breaking Bad
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He wasn’t so much a boss as he was a, well, kingpin, but he still had complete control over his “employee” Jesse Pinkman. All that manipulation really made us cringe!
11. Maria Laguerta (Lauren Velez) in Dexter
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Over the course of Dexter, the fiercely ambitious Laguerta went from Lieutenant to Captain of the Miami Metro Police Department and never failed to make Debra Morgan’s life a living hell.
12. Carter Duryea (Topher Grace) in In Good Company
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At 26, he became the boss at an established sports magazine and was forced to manage people with way more experience than him – namely Dennis Quaid’s Dan Foreman. He was all about promoting “synergy,” despite having little to no clue what that actually meant.
13. Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) in Parks and Recreation
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Don’t get us wrong, we love everything about Ron Swanson - from his mustache to his deep and abiding love of red meat. But he works in city government and actively tries to make it less effective. Not exactly someone you want running things.
14. Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) in The Wolf of Wall Street
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Belfort represented Wall Street corruption at its worst. He ran his firm with no ethical standards, and when he was caught, he barely got any jail time! Most cringeworthy thing about this guy is that he actually existed!
Which on-screen boss makes YOU cringe? Let us know on Twitter!
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If you've ever watched an episode of Parks and Recreation, you've probably thought, "Donna has the best reactions to everything." As well as, "Donna is the best character on this show." And also, "Why is Donna so classy and awesome and hysterical? Oh right, that's because Retta plays her." Nothing phases Donna Meagle. Model your life after her.
1. What to do when a hot guy is crying:
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2. When someone really pisses you off:
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3. When an online error means your GrubHub order is free:
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AND it's not on time, it's early!
4. When someone thinks they're going to get away with cutting you in line at Starbucks:
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5. And then proceeds to order a Pumpkin Spice Latte, "heavy on the pumpkin spice plus extra whip":
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6. When you see a couple arguing about cookie butter in Trader Joes:
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7. When you decide to stalk someone on Facebook instead of doing your work:
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8. When your friend is torn between buying two different tops and asks your opinion:
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9. When a hot mess of a dude tries hitting on you at the bar:
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10. When you need to be honest with someone you love about their clothing choices:
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11. When your best friend eats the last slice of pizza and it's too late to order another one:
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12. When you hear a co-worker humming your favorite song:
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13. When someone tries to tell you what to do:
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This includes your boss.
14. Whenever your parents do something embarrassing, especially if it's technology related:
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15. When your friend doesn't know what to do about the guy she met on Tinder:
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16. When your friend thinks they're making a safe television confession:
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Sorry to judge, but really!?
17. When someone says they're going to tell you and your bestie a juicy secret that you "can't tell anyone else":
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18. Whenever there are haters around:
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19. When your parents are fighting with each other and your mom brings up something from 1994:
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20. When your boss asks what you're doing laying under your desk at 3 p.m.:
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Which is your favorite Donna reaction? Tweet us your answers and be sure to tag @unfoRETTAble!
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Nominated for the 2011 TV Critics Association Award for Individual Achievement in Comedy

Cast opposite Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill in the big screen reboot of "21 Jump Street," based on the Fox police drama

Cast in a supporting role opposite Jeremy Davies and Ben Affleck in the comedy drama "Going All the Way"

Acted opposite George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, and Kevin Spacey in the war-themed comedy "The Men Who Stare at Goats"

Summary

A master of eliciting raucous laughter, Nick Offerman rose to fame as the mustachioed, government-hating bureaucrat on the comedy "Parks and Recreation" (NBC, 2009- ). The jaw-clenched character with the sarcastic deadpan on the critically acclaimed series was Offerman's ticket to fame, which had eluded him for many years that he had spent guest-starring on numerous hit television sitcoms including "The King of Queens" (CBS, 1998-2007) and "George Lopez" (ABC, 2002-07); on the latter of which he played the unlikely love interest of a woman twice his age. Offerman often collaborated with real-life wife Megan Mullally, who had famously made her impact playing the martini-swilling, sharp-tongued Karen Walker on "Will & Grace" (NBC, 1998-2006). Like his famous spouse, Offerman's sardonic sense of humor earned him a scene-stealing reputation within comedy circles and a long career playing offbeat characters that explored humor in the most unexpected of ways.