stretch marks

Tuesday, 21 November 2006

recently I discovered I had stretch marks. Shortly afterwards everyone I know also knew I had stretch marks. How did this happen? ask my wife!

Eventually my boss found out and being the way she is, she laughed her head off for about 2 days. I say she found out eventually, it was perhaps 1 nanosecond after my wife found out. There are physicists currently researching just how the information managed to travel from my wife to my boss faster than the speed of light. Maybe women who gossip have built in warp drivers, who knows?

One thing did occur to me though while I was building it and it is this... do any of the products really work? Some claim to work and after talking to the people on the phone, I left fairly convinced. Now I am not so sure. After all there are some many stretch mark creams and ointments, it makes your head spin.

So I decided to put together this blog. Every couple of days I am going to post up a product and see if anyone will give me feedback on them, after we have tried about 50 or so I'll publish the results.

Men, I am interested to hear your stories too, come on, don't be shy, I'm admitting that I've got them on my butt, so feel free to do the same, after the laughter has died down it is liberating, sort of!

The site is called strangemarks and comes from the fact that I said to my wife, "Eh love, come and have a look at these strange marks on my butt...", that will teach me.