A name taken from the majestic and ferocious Spotted Wook. This fearsome yet lovable creature is thought to have existed in the Cretaceous period, it was an egg laying mammal, not unlike the misunderstood Platypus it probably shared an ancestral similarity with. It is theorised this pack animal although solitary in nature lives from a diet of fruits that it along with the clutch of other Woki would track down. As a collective these intelligent creatures would also feast on the meat of predators that it would lure into an ambush (elaboration needed). Furthermore it is speculated that it has an unhealthy obsession with processed cheese. This furry omnivore was named for the mating call it is presumed to make by some of the brightest scientific minds looking into it.

The xeno-zoologist in our science department referred to the bones we brought back from our dig in Southern-Botswana as that of a Wook. The Woki eggs in the hatching will make a great addition to the clutch we have raised so far. The extinction of the Wook is a serious matter.

noun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually "hippie music") parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, don't lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and "gooving" to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves!

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.

REAL - Contrary to the popular belief, and this is confirmed by NPR News and Mike Sager of CA Sunday Magazine, who wrote an article about 'wooks' and 'wook' culture, 'wook' is NOT synonymous with hippie nor does it refer to anyone outside of the cannabis community. While there is a strong association with cannabis use, specifically dabbing or hash oil consumption, the term is not extended to those who participate in alternative drug use, such as hallucinogenics and opiates, nor to those who lead "hipppie" or "bohemian" lifestyles. These people are referred to as "hippies." And "bohemians." While a 'wook' can be a bohemian/hippie, a bohemian/hippie is not a 'wook.' Much like a square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square. The term 'wook' originates from the Lucasfilms Trademark, "Wookie," describing its intended recipients as hairy, wooly, tattooed, and/or often dirty, grimy, or unshaven. There is also an artisanal or connoisseurial association with the term, often siting those labeled as 'wooks' to be snobbish/pretentious regarding the quality of hash oil they are producing or consuming. While this term can be used derogatorily, those who identify themselves as 'wooks' treat it more as a term of endearment or cultural recognition. In the most basic terms, a 'wook' is an oil-head in the cannabis culture who generally places an over-dramatized significance on the quality of the oil they are producing/consuming. Again, these people are not to be confused with hippies.

- "Yea..... I mean, your oil looks ok or whatever but it doesn't have the refined glow of a perfectly blasted sheet of fine golden shatter...."
- "What a wook...."

Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).

That wook over there has been "borrowing" my veggie burgers all weekend.

A wook is someone who goes to music festivals or shows just to get fucked up on as many drugs as they can. They care little to none about the music that is there and couldnt tell you who is good besides the headliners. A wook should be avoided at all costs.

That wook doesnt even listen to STS9, he's just here to do the drugs.....