Of Course I Don’t Support This Nonsense!

I am a liberal. I didn’t vote for him. I don’t like anything he has done so far. There are plenty of anti-Trump resources out there written by people far more clever than me, but I am wondering about one angle. When I was in Middle School a big bully of a girl got really close to my face and started calling me names. I was so scared and overwhelmed that I didn’t even notice she was stealing my watch. I think, likewise, while everyone is distracted by the overwhelming shock and insult of some of Trump’s antics, no one will see what he is really up to until it is too late. Does that make me a conspiracy theorist?