Leonidas arrives in Rio for the 2016 Olympic Games and is met with great celebration by the throngs of spectators and participants. Rio is so impressed with his appearance that they organize a great party in his honor. Everyone eats roasted goat and drinks wine for weeks as the party in his honor never stops until the games begin. On opening day the participants meet to compete in the games, but to everyone's dismay, all of the tennis competitors have fallen victim to the Zika virus and must receive immediate treatment in the hospital. Only Leonidas remains in the tennis competition because he is virus free. Yes, friends, Leonidas is proclaimed victor by default. It may be fortunate that no one was healthy enough to play because Leonidas believed that the tennis racquet is simply a fan, designed by a fool because a fan with so many holes in it could not possibly move enough air to keep the bugs away.