Midge: So, Kevin, who are you meeting at the movie? Some dreamboat?Kevin: Oh, no, I don’t have a date. I’m just going to this gay rom-com alone.Midge: What? No, no, that’s crazy! We need to find you someone. What about one of those new Southside guys? I hear one of them is gay.Kevin: If it’s Fangs Fogarty, I don’t think I can date someone named “Fangs.”Moose: I don’t know, he’s a good-looking dude.Midge: Oh my God, please, what do you know you big lug?[She playful shoves him]

Jughead: Hello?Cheryl: How’s the lake house? Are you all settled in and spooning yet?Jughead: Who is this?Cheryl: It’s Cheryl, you welfare baby.Jughead: Is something wrong?Cheryl: Not yet. I just wanna make sure you know that Archie and Betty kissed in front of my house right before Christmas and it seemed plenty serious, like with tongue serious. That’s all! Enjoy your couples-only weekend, kisses to all. Bye now![He hangs up the phone]