Friday, October 06, 2006

It's the Week-end, ENJOY

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U may see me tonightwith an illegal smile; It don't cost a whole lotbut it lasts a long while......*******************************I had 2 post this just cuz it cracks me up!!!I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend.

saby~ how many times must I tell U--If U want 2 talk God 2 me go HEREThis site is 4 fun. 2 laugh. that's all!!!! Can't u just enjoy a good laugh?And U'r line -'keep dis page out of polly tics'KILLS ME--- This site is not about politics at all! I don't like politics-It is just corrupt--Even in U'r Country! India OR Australia!I'm asking 4 the last time--Either come here and Enjoy--or DON'T COME AT ALL.The choice is U'rs! No-one else comes here 2 rant except U---Rant on U'r own Site! That's What It is FOR!!

saby~ The saying 'God Bless America' originated in the middle of the 1700's, or earlier.... It certainly doesn't mean that God ONLY blesses America! I only believe in One God, and he is the Creator of the Heavens and the Earth.... which would include everyone on it! However---I just do not kill innocent people in his name, ...or should anyone else!So please, don't try 2 make it sound like something it is not.:)

Subject: ] Noah in 2006>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in>>>>>the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become>>>>>wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.>>>>>>>>>>Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few>>>>>good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6>>>>>months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40>>>>>days and 40 nights.">>>>>>>>>>Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in>>>>>in his yard but no Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the>>>>>rain!>>>>>Where is the Ark?">>>>>>>>>>"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed>>>>>a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need>>>>>for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the *>>>>>*neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding*>>>>>*the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board*>>>>>*for a decision. Then the Department of Transportation demanded a *>>>>>*bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other *>>>>>*overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the>>>>>sea.>>>>>*>>>>>*I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear>>>>>nothing>>>>>of it.>>>>>>>>>>Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local>>>>>trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the>>>>>environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls but no go!>>>>>When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.>>>>>They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.>>>>>They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel *>>>>>*and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.>>>>>>>>>>Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted>>>>>an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying>>>>>to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many>>>>>minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. Immigration and>>>>>Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most of the people>>>>>*>>>>>*who want to work. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They>>>>>insist*>>>>>*I have to hire only Union workers with Ark building experience. To>>>>>make*>>>>>*matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to>>>>>leave*>>>>>*the country illegally with endangered species.>>>>>>>>>>So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to>>>>>finish this Ark.">>>>>>>>>>Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow>>>>>stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean>>>>>you're not going to destroy the world?" "No," said the Lord.*>>>>>*"The government beat me to it.">>>>> *>>>>>>>>>>