Hotel Artemis

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Those in the market for some colourful B-movie thrills could do far worse than checking into the Hotel Artemis. The cult status it initially threatens never quite materialises, yet ceaseless forward momentum coupled with the charisma and comic timing of an immensely talented ensemble cast make for a solidly entertaining stay - especially when you're in and out in 90-odd minutes.

High above the street-level chaos stands the Artemis, a crims-only safe house where paying members can lie low and/or have their injuries patched up by The Nurse (Jodie Foster) - treatment options include nanobot injections and a 3-D printer capable of knocking up a new liver. These hi-tech touches contrast nicely with the faded glory of the hotel's interiors, but it's the characters not the set design that hold your interest.

Dave 'Drax the Destroyer' Bautista is typically charming as the aptly named Everest, an orderly/bodyguard helping Foster keep tabs on a gaggle of disreputables brought to life by the likes of Sterling K Brown, Sofia Boutella and even the mighty Jeff Goldblum. The latter plays feared crime boss The Wolf King and has a ball needling the letdown of a son (Zachary Quinto) he dismissively dubs 'Captain Tryhard.'

Holding Artemis back is the lack of any real tension. An admirably committed Foster tries her damnedest to give the film a beating heart, but with so many subplots and schemes an attempt to flesh out her backstory gets lost in the shuffle. In Pearce's noisy and very crowded world room for emotional connection is seriously thin on the ground.