Divorce Announcements

Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)

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Allison - Jan 16th, 2019

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Announce your divorce with, "The pawn is gone and the Queen is here to stay!" Needless to say, the Queen is quite happy! The image is of a whimsical chess piece Queen holding her decree while smiling.

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1551774

Amusing divorce announcement on incompatibility gr…

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I’m saddened to let you know we’ve decided to pull the plug on our relationship. She was AC, I’m DC and we’re simply incompatible.

Artist:

Bruce Bolinger

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The robot is pouring his heart out to the innkeeper, relating that he and she were incompatible, the relationship splintered by an appliance upgrade.

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1497264

Free At Last card

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Thank God Almighty, I’m free at last!

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Clara Chandler

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76278

F*ck You card

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Artist:

Clara Chandler

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76402

Blank You and Be Gone card

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Be gone from my sight.

Artist:

MissPrinteditions

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An elaborately ornamented design in shades of sepia on damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited...

When you dedicate all the love your body can muster and your whole world becomes a revolving cluster of love and desire for one person, and deep within your soul no other will ever do, and that name is etched into your heart for eternity Then that person just walks all over you and slowly destroys the most fragile thing in the world and never regrets doing it, well darling that is you, my heart has been chipped away until now, it lies empty hollow and in pain, so please leave and never come back, let it mend and let me find someone who can fix it, and take care of it, because all you can do is break it.

Artist:

Moonlake

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358756

Relationship Break Up Announcement, H E Double Hoc…

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I was madly in love, so I thought. I just wanted to let you know that I’m single again and that’s O.K. with me.

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451123

Thank God card

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Artist:

Clara Chandler

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76400

Torn Up Red Shoes - After you kick him to the curb…

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Congratulations on kicking him to the curb. (I’ll pay for your next pair.)

Artist:

Diana Nguyen

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These shoes had a great night, but a horrible morning.

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567273

BROKEN HEART card

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Monica Palermo

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147453

Trojan Horse Break-Up card

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I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!