Yes, there was a time when the words "Brett Ratner" and "X-Men: The Last Stand" wasn't the stuff of nerd rage benders. That final release trailer, with its stirring action montage-y music and Wolverine's whole "she may not come home – are you ready for that?!" call to arms speech, made us think we're in for, at best, a great X-Men movie or, at worst, an above-average threequel.

Proof that George Lucas' bullfrog throat is sustained largely by the disappointment of nerds. Warning: Revisiting the trailer will result in your inner child returning from the "space between spaces" to seppuku itself all over again.