DO NEED: Personal Pie Maker

Williams Sonoma is selling this Personal Pie Maker. It’s really something to behold. What kind of pies does it make, you ask? Whatever pie you want. You can make meat or veggie pies, quiches, fruity pies, tarts — this glorious machine does NOT discriminate. Yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes to all of that. The thing cranks out 4 pies in just 8 minutes. Now if I’ve done the math correctly (unlikely), this thing can crank out… 720 pies a day? Man, well that settles it. I’m gonna get soooooo fat. I mean, fatter. I’m gonna get so fatter.