12/4/2012-Football Rules!

UConn simply must get into a great legendary football conference. Yes, we're a basketball school in a basketball conference, but that's not good enough. We need more, more, more money, the kind of money a football conference can bring in. UConn has peppered the NBA with star basketball players. So what? Can they play football? Hell no.

Everything is football now because football means untold wealth. I mean, what good is a college having a high academic standard if they don't have an all-American quarterback. Football puts a school on the map. Who ever heard of MIT? OK, bad example. Who cares about DNA if your nose tackle's nose for the nickel defense is no good.

Money, money, money. Football pays for all the other sports at a university except at UConn where football can barely pay the rent at The Rent. Come on folks, get with it. Hut, hut, hut, go left, go right, go deep, but don't go to the lab. Don't go to the library. Don't go crying to the governor for more money unless your bringing home the bacon with the pigskin. Touchdown!