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Welcome to the fourth installment of Stampworthy’s “Practical Economic Solutions,” a hard-hitting series that proffers practical solutions to today’s economic woes.

Volume IV: Eliminate Women in the Workforce

With the rise of feminism and affirmative action, women have never had it so well. Just think, ninety years ago women couldn’t even vote. It was a much different time, a better time. America had no idea where pro-women thinking would take them. Due to the massive amount of women in the workforce, quality and productivity are at an all time low in the United States. With a severe lack of excellent product, demands for our exports are slowing at an ever increasing speed. How many times have you thought, said or heard someone say “They don’t make them like they used to?” Us here at Stampworthy have a few ideas to make things like it was in the long, long ago.

If women are eliminated or limited to certain jobs in the workforce, productivity will go through the roof. No longer will men be distracted by the sexy secretary. No longer will it take two people to do the job of one because a women lacked the strength to do it on her own. If females are given tasks that they are historically better at (i.e. daycare, cooking, cleaning, giving birth, prostitution) then their self esteem grows. who doesn’t want to feel like they are good at their job?

Many women will be upset that they will lose their job or be downgraded to a job where they make significantly less money. We here at Stampworthy can ease their minds by letting them know that men, natural leaders, will excel in the position where they failed. This country was founded by men and for men. We have lost our way… and that way is to keep our women in check. If they fail to comply, we’ll send them to Montana, site of a new super-prison run by men.