What To Buy In The Zara Sale

Warning: do not be lured into an actual Zara store during sale season. Walk right past those big red signs in the windows and spend your lunch hour doing something less soul-destroying; like adding up the calories in your Boots meal deal. Earlier this week I did not heed my own advice and ended up in what I can only describe as something akin to the pits of hell.

The air conditioning was broken. So they’d hired portable units which were inexplicably pumping out HOT AIR. The queue was so long it merged with the one for the fitting rooms. There was shit everywhere, and yet about three nonchalant sales assistants manning the entire store.