The Many Adventures of Xena the Puggle

Mom Dad and I had quite a night last night. Dad brought me outside on the leash, and when we came back in, my ear was bleeding. Dad thinks I must have scraped it on the doorjamb when we came back in the house or something. He was with me outside the whole time, so he knows I didn't get into anything. Anyway, you all know that ears bleed....a LOT. So mom and dad spent almost an hour trying to stop the bleeding and such. Every time it stopped, I'd shake my head and it would start all over again (not to mention spatter the carpet, tile, walls, door, AND mom and dad's clothing). Then dad gave me a bath to wash all the blood off my fur. It started a tiny bit this morning before mom left for work, but only when I shook my head. *sigh* What a night!

She let me stay out in the house yesterday while she was at work instead of using the baby gate to keep me in the kitchen. It was sort of a trial run, and I did really good! Well, I chewed the plastic tip off mom's letter opener, dragged daddy's left shoe into the living room, dragged mommy's left shoe into the living room, pulled a Christmas decoration that never got put away off the table, and knocked a box and coaster off the table. And I dragged my bed from the kitchen into the living room. Mom used a hamper to block off the bedroom, and there is a gap in the back, and it was filled high enough that I could reach the clothes, so I stole of pair of undies and brought them down to the couch. But other than that, I did really good! So she let me stay out again today. But today I didn't do so good... Umm... I sorta ate her i-Dog... I chewed up his paws really good, and chewed up his tail, and chewed off one of his ears... It still works, but it looks terrible. Mom had thought about moving it, but she didn't bother because I've never really paid attention to it before. I have NEVER tried it eat it...I usually ignore it even while it's turned on. But...I got bored. I also chewed up a spool of thread and a container of sewing needles, and I brought several shoes into the living and put mom's dirty dog park gym shoe on the couch. Mom says I blew my chance and will be locked in the kitchen again tomorrow.

I was tagged by my pal Jerry. Here are the rules of the game. Make a diary entry, giving 5 pawsome facts about yourself. Choose 5 pals to tag and list them last. Post the rules of the game. Send your pals a pawmail or rosette telling them they have been tagged to play the game. Write 5 facts and tag 5 friends.

1: Earlier this week, I received an amazing package of goodies from my boyfuriend, Max.

2: I get to "live" at grandma and grandpa's house this weekend because we will be dogsitting my Uncle Rudy.

3: My Aunt Tina just adopted a pup named Zelly from an animal shelter in Minnesota.

4: Mom uses a babygate to keep me in the kitchen during the day while she is at work.