Very Real: A Leafy Perimeter

Have you ever wanted to live in a bustling city, but didn’t want to miss out on the typical American Dream of the house in the suburbs with a green lawn, a succulent tomato bush, and a trophy husband? Well, look no further, because I have the solution for you! Very soon, a city like no other will arise from the ground, and provide shelter for you lost souls.

Not only is there an IKAE (IKEA’s off-brand cousin from Denmark), but this city will also offer free parking, fresh clean oxygen, and a plethora of plants to provide nourishment, safety, and a wholesome green surrounding for your child.