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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Looking for Quotes of the Year

Here's a little audience participation project. We're looking for the best quotes from Deniers and Debunkers. Got any classics? Some examples:

Jason Bermas: "The people are really secondary."Sofia (of 9-11 Mysteries): "Clunkety clunk."Judy Woods: The Keebler elves analogy.Dylan Avery: 2006 is going to be a good year for the Truth.

Please leave some examples in the comments. If you have links, so much the better!

"I don't doubt in the least that wtc[7] had massive fires. I don't doubt that it was leaning. I don't doubt that it had structural damage. I don't doubt that the nature of the foundation had unique aspects that may have meant that a collapse would happen if critical elements failed near the bottom of the building.

Absolutely none of the above suggests a whiff of evidence to account for the CD that we see at 5:20."

Straight, straight, straight, straight, LEFT TURN! *plows into a tree*

"Can we get our mind around disintegrating walls... with billiard balls?" - Lyric from Judy Would.

"We dont want too many chicks in the [9/11 conspiracy theory] movement. They are alright to look at and play with but they dont have the necessary intelligence. They are also more open to the disinfo." - Our favorite nutter turned skeptic, PDoherty.

No survivors found, except some firefighters in one corner pocket in the rubble who looked up to see blue sky above them instead of being crushed by collapsing debris. Upward fusion flashlight beam of destruction missed this pocket but removed debris above firemen.

UBL Captured in Brooklyn, By Leslie PowersWhile exposing it on myspace, thats where she found him! This has to be a Non-denier joke, but these fucks are koo koo enough, to buy it.@ ATShttp://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread256614/pg1This Bitch is crazy!

"It was definately because I'm alone. I didn't even think about contacting the Independant media. Right after Osama's capture, I tried every mainstream media I could think of, but none would take the story. I also hooked up with a political message board that I believed to have influential members. My partner and I launched a tireless campaign and learned a lot we didn't know about the Bush Administration. I became mentally and physically exhausted and had to give up for a while. I took a break and focused on fixing computers in a friend's shop. Then I stopped getting work in the shop and felt it was time to try again, especially since the elections were over. I joined blogger.com, but noone seemed to find my blog. I then decided to try Myspace. The members there have given me a lot of great ideas for getting the word out, so I am finally making some progress. I only heard about Alex Jones just yesterday and plan to write him. Please let me know if you have any ideas or questions. --Leslie"

"Btw, in the slight off chance that Trey Parker and Matt Stone read this website, congratulations guys. Some saw that as a hit piece. I saw it as a subtle and careful way of delivering the facts without taking either side.

The episode was incredible, and I'd like to thank you. I don't need to go into detail as to why I think the show was on our side, I'll just say that, based on interviews with you two, Eric Cartman often serves as your personal mouthpiece. And every time a character brought up evidence, it was either silence or "Are you retarded?"

----Dylan Avery on the South Park episode, who apparently thinks it's a good thing when people call him retarded.

"There’s a special place in HELL, reserved for them. And they are going to deserve it." - Jim Fetzer on his radio show, denouncing all the world's structural engineers for their complicity in the cover-up. Failing that, I second James's suggestion of "But you need a credit card to do that!"

"Sunday, October 22, 2006I Think I Know What Happened at the Pentagon A small version of Judy Wood's Star Wars beam weapon was used to knock down the lamp poles and fry the generator and create the hole in the building. Pre-planted explosives did the rest of the damage to the building. Plane parts were pre-planted and also sprinkled from an over-flying plane a la Operation Northwoods.*

Possibly some poorly visualizable holo-trick was also used in conjunction with the beam weapon to fool witnesses on the ground-- this may be not unlike what happened at the South tower."

"Sunday, October 22, 2006I Think I Know What Happened at the Pentagon A small version of Judy Wood's Star Wars beam weapon was used to knock down the lamp poles and fry the generator and create the hole in the building. Pre-planted explosives did the rest of the damage to the building. Plane parts were pre-planted and also sprinkled from an over-flying plane a la Operation Northwoods.*

Possibly some poorly visualizable holo-trick was also used in conjunction with the beam weapon to fool witnesses on the ground-- this may be not unlike what happened at the South tower."

That nut has absolutely no idea what Cartman represents. Trey's and Matt's "mouthpiece". lol!

"Cartman's persona has notably changed over the course of series. While always self-centered and bigoted, he was portrayed as more of an immature brat in the earlier seasons. As the seasons progressed, his personality became more aggressive and cunning, eventually crossing the line into outright sociopathy, while his bigotry morphed seamlessly into fascistic hatred. His abilities to manipulate other people into doing what he wants have become keener, along with his overall intelligence. He has expressed admiration for Adolf Hitler in several episodes. Cartman's pet peeves throughout the show have been hippies, whom he despises for a number of reasons, and Jews (especially Kyle Broflovski)."

Of course, it doesn't exactly surprise me that someone like Dylan would see a character like Cartman as a mouthpiece for truth. What a sad, deluded, little man he must be...