Monday, January 19, 2009

THE CHAIR

FIRSTLY LET ME SAY, I HAVE FOUND ALL COMMENTS THAT ARE NOT POSTED ON MY BLOG..THEY SEEM TO GO SOMEWHERE IN SPACE. BUT AS ONE OF U HAVE SAID. WE CAN FOOL THEM AND FIND THEM.THANK U FOR STANDING BY ME..O.K. THE CHAIR:I HAVE A WONDERFUL LIGHT PEACH RECLINER IN MY BEDROOM. IT IS ABOUT 7-8 YEARS OLD. I KEEP HER (?) SHINING AND CLEAN. PUMPKIN LOVES SITTING BETWEEN MY LEGS AND NAPPING. FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS OR SO IT HAS BEEN SQUEEKING. NOT A LITTLE LOVING NOISE, BUT A HARSH NASTY SOUND. NOW I WILL TELL U A SECRET, THE SAME ONE I TOLD TO LAZY-BOY. IT ONLY DOES IT AT NIGHT. (DO U KNOW HOW I FELT TELLING THAT TO A KID WHO LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS A CRAZY OLD BROAD). WELL, ITS TRUE, IF I SIT ON IT DURING THE DAY, LIKE ON WEEKENDS WHEN I TEND TO STAY HOME AND DO STUFF AND THEN READ AND REST. WELL, I HAVE PUSHED IT OVER, NO EASY TASK, AND SPRAYED WD 40. SEVERAL TIMES..THEN I DISCOVERED THAT THE BACK LIFTS OFF MAKING THE TURN OVER REALLY EASY. SO I DID THAT SEVERAL TIMES, CHANGING THE SPRAY TO A SILICONE ONE..AND THEN AGAIN USING BOTH OF THEM..I AM REALLY GOING NUTS..WHEN MY SON AND D.I.L. WERE HERE IN DECEMBER, MY SON THE MECHANIC DID HIS JOB ON IT. (LIKE IT WAS A ROLLS ROYCE). HE DID IT IN THE EVENING, AND IT SOUNDED GREAT..THEN THEY WENT HOME. BACK TO NORMAL..LAST WEEK MY BROTHER CAME TO DO A FEW THINGS FOR ME. O.K. BERT, I WILL FIX IT FOR U...LOL..HE TOOK IT APART, TURNED THE BABY OVER AND SAID, LOOK, SEE HERE. IT RUBS. OK. I SAY. THE NEXT DAY I PUT A PIECE OF OLD CLOTH THERE. YOU CANT SEE IT. GOOD...LIKE HELL, THAT BABY IS SQUEELING AGAIN..I CANT STAND IT. I DONT WANT TO GET A NEW ONE.. SO THATS IT, TOMORROW I CALLED IN SICK TO MY AEROBICS TEACHER. TOLD HER I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE INAGURATION OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT..LOL..HOPE THIS GUY DOES US GOOD. KINDA SCARY AIN'T IT?????? SEE YA

3 comments:

Your chair reminds me of my garage door opener. I've had two men look at it. They mess with it a little and it works and they look at me like I'm crazy. They drive off and it doesn't work. You think I've got demons in my body???

ITS ME, BERT

I AM A RETIRED YOUNG SENIOR LIVING HERE IN SO.FLA. BEEN WIDOWED 5 YRS. PUMPKIN IS MY CURRENT ROOMATE. I HAVE 2 SONS,AND 1 DAUGHTER, 2 D.I.L.'S. AND 2 GRANDIES, BOTH BOYS...I LOVE TO TENDER MY MANY PLANTS, AND GO TO AEROBICS TWICE A WEEK. I TAKE A YOGA CLASS ALSO.SO THATS ALL THE EXCITEMENT IN MY LIFE. LOL