Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Well, I found some salad leftover in the bowl on the counter. It has probably been there for about 3 hours, but that's not THAT long. My house is pretty clean.

I'm like 9/10 the way done with the salad, and I look down and BAM! Fucking scorpion on the edge of the bowl. Black, fucking ugly ass scorpion. Which means he had to have been INSIDE the salad and crawled OUT onto the edge of my bowl, meaning I either

a.) lucked out and ate none of himb.) ate some of him and that's why he appeared deadc.) ate his friend(s)

I totally freaked my shit, and now I have a bad headache from the sudden jolt of increased heartbeat that came from me being stoned and almost eating a scorpion.

--------------------Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

How are you feeling? If you start to feel like shit I seriously suggest going to the hospital. Scorpions are pretty deadly are they not?

--------------------m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

There was a big yellow nasty lookin scorpion in the hang out room at my host mom's house in mexico and I freaked and broomsticked it. I was talking with her in Spanish and she laughed at me, but I could have died, so it was a flight or fight thing. The end.

EDIT: I was freaked because where I am from scorpions don't exist except in people's houses as pets or whatever, they don't run around in salad bowls.

I got stung by a scorpion once when I was sleeping in the middle of the night. It hurt

--------------------"One attaineth whatever state of being one thinketh about at the last when relinquishing the body, being ever absorbed in the thought thereof." - Sri Krishna to Arjuna, Bhagavad Gita, viii, 6