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"Dave had long ascertained he was not meant for alien romance.

Human romance? He didn't know how he'd do with that. His attempts at that had been centred around his ecto-sister, his aroace best friend, and his other best friend who had dated another version of him. Awkward.

Still, he figured he would have dealt better with that than with troll romance. It's not just that it's complicated, because he is a smart cookie, so if he'd bothered he'd have gotten it fairly simply- he understood the basics, anyway, no matter what he told Karkat.

And then Karkat happened."

--------------Dave thinks about quadrants whilst Kanaya and Karkat attempt to discuss the very same thing. Everything turns out much gayer than originally intended.

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As a stipulation of a political treaty between the Empress and the Grand Highblood, the Mirthful finds himself the surrogate culler of the Compasse's most precious ward: an off-spectrum mutant named Karkat.

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Your name is Kankri Vantas. Between a flooded library and dealing with your uncensored friends, your life has never been much exciting. That all changes when one day, you find a wounded alien on your front porch.

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Karkat and his friends have been on earth for at least a sweep now, and things have been going fairly well. At least until Eridan goes missing, then Feferi, then Nepeta. They finally find them six months later as humans attending a strange school, with no memory of their past lives as trolls. Enter shenanigans, frustration, and some good old fashioned "what the fuck?"

Alpha Kids, Beta Kids, Pre-scratch trolls, and some major pale shipping.EridanRoxy RoseKanaya JakeDirk and some other canon ships.

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AC: :33 < *ac wanders over to her furrends hive and carefully places a purresent of a freshly killed cluckbeast on the ground*AC: :33 < *she scratches tentatively at his door and asks if dave is home*AC: :33 < *she thinks that if he isnt she can find other ways to spend her evening but that it would be much more fun to spend it together*TG: *dave types sup on his keyboard*AC: :33 < booo thats cheating!!!TG: *dave types how is this cheating on his keyboard*TG: oh waitTG: *awkwete purrmusk types how is this cheating on his keyboard*

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The game was finally won, but as a stipulation, everyone has lost memories of their respective world and lives. No quadrants, no hemospectrum, no ancestors, no game. The three Vantas boys wake up, dazed, in a dark cave with no idea how they got there or why they share the same last name.

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Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

"Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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Edit (March 28): I just completely forgot to put a summary oops I'm so sorry

All you wanted was to try again.

Then along came Strider.

Strider, who knows you're trying to fuckin' impress a girl today. Strider, who knows a little too much about what you like for someone outside your quadrants and Strider, who's probably been spending too much time with Egbert because he decides today is a good day to prank you in the most "ironic" way possible.

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The university that John Egbert attends has recently decided that if he wants dorm accommodation for the next four years, he has to share with a troll. He gets Karkat Vantas, who is decidedly annoyed with the new policy, really weird about romance, and apparently in love with him.

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a.k.a.: Rejection and Remembrance – The Sadness of Damara.

Damara Megido is a student at Alternia Junior High School in Osaka, Japan. She has a group of friends, a loving boyfriend and does surprisingly well for the only Japanese girl in an International School. But all good things must come to an end...

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“I’m aware there are plot holes in my tale, but I'm going to sew them up with needle and fucking thread before that fish gets a chance to find them. Tomorrow you’ll enter the slave registry.”

For a perigee Karkat has lived in your private chambers, sassing you, eating your food, running up your cable bill, using all the hot water. You’ve learned his moods; his fury, his misery. You’ve seen every shade of rage in the spectrum cross his face at least once. This is, however, the widest you’ve ever seen his eyes bulge.[Now with Gamkar. I know that's what a lot of you were waiting for. Enjoy]