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A recent study has revealled that the Toyota Prius may actually help fight terrorism. This is not surprising when you learn that the Prius is from Japan, who are not curtrently home to any terrorist factions.

However, think about where oil comes from. The middle east. This area as we know harbours many terrorist factions, such as Al Qaeda. Now are you really going to tell me that these well organised, well established terror factions don’t have claims in the greatest asset of their native lands; OIL?

Of course they do. So, if you apply logical, intelligent thought to this, buying a Prius is actually a statement against terrorism, as it doesn’t send anywhere near as much oil money to terrorist groups in the middle east. Do you really want to pay at the pumps for your lands to be bombed? Do you?

Of course you don’t. Japan has no terrorists living there, or making money there. So therefore, buying a Prius is not sending money to terrorists. However, buying a big thirsty fuel drinker, means that you’re buying more fuel, and sending money to the middle east.

Do the sensible thing, buy a Prius, cut the terrorists income, and save the green Earth our benevolant Deity gave us at the same time. You will be thanked when Al Qaeda goes bankrupt and has to stop all operations.

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Before any of you idiots ask for sources, here’s a good one that I used:

Former Central Intelligence Agency chief R. James Woolsey, Jr. drives a Prius because of its low fuel consumption. Woolsey noted the volatility of the Middle East, coupled with anti-U.S. sentiment in much of the region. Noting that the high percentage of oil drilled in the Middle East gives vast profits to Middle Eastern regimes, Woolsey believes that it is a patriotic obligation to drive more efficient vehicles. In a Motor Trend magazine article, Woolsey stated that those oil profits find their way to terrorist groups like al-Qaeda, meaning that Americans who buy inefficient vehicles would, in effect, be indirectly funding terrorism. “We’re paying for both sides in this war, and that’s not a good long-term strategy”, said Woolsey. “I have a bumper sticker on the back of my Prius that reads, ‘Bin Laden hates this car.’”

I guess I FUELly support TERRORISM since my old Ford truck gets roughly 12MPG and when my 74 Dodge Challenger is finished im hoping it gets in the 5-7MPG range o.O no realisticly it will get around 12Mpg as well, my old 73 Mustang Mach one got 5Mpg Tops though… Love me some old vehicles that use up lots of fossil fuels, fossil fuels are yummy XD

This is a completely inaccurate and unamerican article. I refuse to support any country responsible for the homosexual sins of anti-Americanism, mangay and animgay, reincarnation, sushi, world war 2 and pornographic robots. Shame on this article.