Geraldine forms a book club at which Alice deciphers the Da Vinci Code and works out that she is the last living descendant of Jesus Christ. Geraldine,however,is depressed. She has ... See full summary »

Val comes in to find Roger in a bad mood. She has put some fish fingers and frozen peas in the conservatory fridge,which he uses to store his bonsai seeds. She counters by claiming that the... See full summary »

Geraldine is so popular that everybody wants her round for Christmas dinner so she won't be alone - Jim and Frank, Alice and her family,who are even more bizarre than Alice herself and the ... See full summary »

As Roger and Val prepare for a visit from Jean,Liam and Liam's little son Rhys,Roger looks at the toys he kept belonging to Christopher,the son who died. Val is overjoyed to hear that she ... See full summary »

Weary after visiting his terminally ill father in hospital, Roger can do without the news that concerned cousin Cathy and her controlling husband Bob are coming to stay but he helps Val ... See full summary »

Roger has had another row with Phil and is not hungry. Still,Val had her pupils wash their dining room curtains for her,even though another teacher disapproved and may grass her up.Now all ... See full summary »

The lads hi-jack a plane, parachuting out over Kent and hitch-hiking to Bracknell where they make contact with MI5 boss Cox, giving her the chemical weapon. Khalil follows them in a stolen ... See full summary »

Flown to Slovenia Phil and Sam realize that their rescuers are terrorists who have mistaken them for the bomb makers who occupied their prison cell before them. They are forced to ... See full summary »

Encouraged by Taylor, Saffy finishes writing her play, 'Self-Raising Flower', about her oppressive life with Eddy and Patsy, who don't share the rest of the family's enthusiasm to attend ... See full summary »

As Roger prepares his speech for the tribunal Val returns from school with cards from well wishers and a swimming toy,a present from a supporter. They also find support on his Facebook page... See full summary »

Arrested at the airport the pair discover that Espinosa has used them as drug mules and they are sent to a penitentiary where Sam attracts the attention of a tough inmate. Agent Miller ... See full summary »

For Christmas Geraldine plans to stage a Nativity play in front of the church. David will play Herod,showing his kindlier side, and Owen wants to be the King - cue his Elvis Presley ... See full summary »

Hugo and Alice are finally married,with two bridesmaids dressed up as Teletubbies. There is a nasty moment when a woman bursts in and accuses the groom of being already married but,not to ... See full summary »

Eddy has installed a panic room in the house in case of burglars but she panics herself when Patsy brings home a demanding Minnie Driver whom she is hoping to dress in a collection of ... See full summary »

Geraldine turns down Owen's final pleas to marry him and the villagers' suggestion that she should have a sky-diving wedding,to get married to Harry. Alice is charged with being the wedding... See full summary »

Two students calling themselves Carlos and Miguel arrive in Spain dressed as gunslingers to live out their dream of being in a spaghetti Western. At a cafe in a remote town they meet two ... See full summary »

Patsy is angry when Eddy refuses to go away with her for Christmas, preferring to stay at home with the family and ordering a tree so large Patsy gets her hair caught in it. Patsy collapses... See full summary »

Gabriel finishes work on his steam-powered seed-planter, planning to tour the county hiring it out. He asks Alf to accompany him but Alf turns him down as his feckless mother Caroline has ... See full summary »

Bubble accidentally sends most of Eddy's clients' details to rival Claudia Bing, who poaches them - including Twiggy, who is annoyed because Mother has been stalking her, confusing her with... See full summary »