President Donald J Trump announced today on Twitter, of course, that NEW CITIZENS to the United States of America and even the world will be receiving a special economic stimulus package along with a gift from the NRA for being a patriotic citizen! This comes after the President was accused of not fostering enough economic growth unlike his predecessor on his MAFIARP FIRST TOUR across the country. President Trump reportedly believes this to the best course of action for those looking to work their way up the ladder and to achieve the American Dream. Many also believe this to be in response to accusations that the Finnish Government helped the then candidate Donald J. Trump win his election in 2016 against a quite formidable Clinton/Sanders duo.

Vice President Vogel was reportedly disappointed in the plan, believing it to be a 'way to coddle the American public into believing they could be as good as the wealthy'. We cannot confirm the Vice President's comments on this matter, for he is also on a tour across the country, hoping to privatize and sell oxygen. More soon to follow on this story.

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Any NEW organization, with four or more posts, that is made in the United States on MRP will be given the following items as a starter package.This is to get you fuckers to roleplay and to get yourselves going. Link to this post in your bio.