I'm watching the Bisping fight again and I see it as a close first round with Bisping landing by far the most shots and being far more active but with Henderson scoring big on the flurry early in the round and in the clinch. Anyone whose making out that Bisping was doing a Kaleb Starnes is fucking delusional.

Bisping wasn't out pointing Henderson; he never hit him with a power shot and barely hit him with jabs. Hendo hit him with several power shots over the first round, cut off the cage and rattled him repeatedly. And defended Bisping's pathetic attempt at a double leg.

The problem with Carwin is, he doesn't have Lesnar's chin. Great punching power, but a full-force flying knee to the face from Mir didn't even faze Lesnar, while punches from a powerful, but smaller (than Lesnar) Gonzaga rocked Carwin.

You missed where Lesnar laid on top of Mir clearing the cobwebs.
And everything fatherdog already schooled you on.

Apart from the initial flurry he was landing more strikes and out pointing hendo. I don't think he looked particularily nervous but just took Hendo's power for granted when trying to be elusive.

He wasn't landing much of anything and he also fought incredibly stupid. I recall thinking "why is he circling to Hendo's right?" followed by Rogan: "why is he circling to Hendo's right?" Followed by Bisping getting killed and Hendo saying "on the tapes he circled to the right, didn't think he'd actually do it against me"

Bisping gave up octagon control and was getting hurt in the first. He never had anything for Hendo.

Yes, and I think Bisping came across as a top bloke and great coach. I don't recall any man drama (apart from the demarcus incident, which he held his hands up to immediately after) or any **** talking to Dan Henderson.

The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

He wasn't landing much of anything and he also fought incredibly stupid. I recall thinking "why is he circling to Hendo's right?" followed by Rogan: "why is he circling to Hendo's right?" Followed by Bisping getting killed and Hendo saying "on the tapes he circled to the right, didn't think he'd actually do it against me"

Bisping gave up octagon control and was getting hurt in the first. He never had anything for Hendo.

there was also Bisping's corner saying, "stop fucking circling to his right mate! Land some punches/"/etc

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I don't think that will really be a problem. After all, the crowd was boo'ing the **** out of him and what he said probably was just going to sell more Bud to spite him and his filty cocksword loving wife (she does know he's obviously gay, right?).

We had to have a talk about it though. Moose, McClaw, foxd, foxd's lady, and I were talking about how gay Rogan seems to be for Lesnar. We came to the conclusion that while they probably love lubing each other up, that Rogan is definitely the pitcher and Brock is very much the taker.