God-is-a-Taco:desertfool: JWideman:A lot of liters believe that you need TF to get the link approved.

I believe that.

Nah. The thing TFers have is that they see the redlit stuff. So if they see a good headline (or story), they have the chance to make it a great one. Or just copy/paste and hope for the best.I don't understand why people care this much, to be honest. No one is going to be paid, and it's a bad avenue to massage one's ego.

I pay to see all the submissions because some of the redlit ones are useful in my work.

Dr.Zom:js34603: Is there such a thing as a pretty one? I gotta say none I've ever seen, mine included, made the word "pretty" come to mind.

/course vajays ain't pretty either but I still like them

I've been told by multiple girlfriends that mine is "beautiful." The first time it happened - my first time actually - I thought she was just being nice. But since many women have now told me I assume it's pretty attractive. This does nothing for my luck with women, however, as "I have a beautiful penis" is a lousy pickup line.

/penis story bro

My gf told tons of her friends how good I was at a particular sex act, when we first hooked up.She then got pissed off at me when they hit on me.

poison_amy:Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

Omahawg:poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

poison_amy:Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

EmmaLou:poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

If you're for real, you're quite brave.

Not so much brave as bored! Farkers are kinda fun sometimes.

And wow... Someone gifted me a subscription! Thanks! I think I'm not supposed to say the givers name.... Right?

Omahawg: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

it says invalid email?

am I stupid?

yes yes, I know that already

I figured it out. yay me

Well, I hope you will continue to keep us updated on your fumbling attempts to email dick pics to a stranger over the Internets who might or not even be an actual woman. It is all very fascinating stuff.

John Buck 41:Dr.Zom: js34603: Is there such a thing as a pretty one? I gotta say none I've ever seen, mine included, made the word "pretty" come to mind.

/course vajays ain't pretty either but I still like them

I've been told by multiple girlfriends that mine is "beautiful." The first time it happened - my first time actually - I thought she was just being nice. But since many women have now told me I assume it's pretty attractive. This does nothing for my luck with women, however, as "I have a beautiful penis" is a lousy pickup line.

poison_amy:EmmaLou: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

If you're for real, you're quite brave.

Not so much brave as bored! Farkers are kinda fun sometimes.

And wow... Someone gifted me a subscription! Thanks! I think I'm not supposed to say the givers name.... Right?

I know I wouldn't. As someone who shows their tits and accepted goods and services in return, you really aren't suppose to name the identity of your Johns.

Fallout Boy: Omahawg: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

it says invalid email?

am I stupid?

yes yes, I know that already

I figured it out. yay me

Well, I hope you will continue to keep us updated on your fumbling attempts to email dick pics to a stranger over the Internets who might or not even be an actual woman. It is all very fascinating stuff.

EmmaLou:poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

If you're for real, you're quite brave.

Brave for what? Wow, give this modern Anne Frank a medal for begging for pictures of cocks. So brave.

poison_amy:Fallout Boy: Omahawg: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

it says invalid email?

am I stupid?

yes yes, I know that already

I figured it out. yay me

Well, I hope you will continue to keep us updated on your fumbling attempts to email dick pics to a stranger over the Internets who might or not even be an actual woman. It is all very fascinating stuff.

Aww...harsh. I'm definitely a woman. I resent the implication!

//I don't have a penis///I like cock pictures////eip//aw

So, post-op?

Okay, that was a low hanging fruit. I'm sure you are a nice gal IRL. I'll leave ya alone.

Fallout Boy:poison_amy: Fallout Boy: Omahawg: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

it says invalid email?

am I stupid?

yes yes, I know that already

I figured it out. yay me

Well, I hope you will continue to keep us updated on your fumbling attempts to email dick pics to a stranger over the Internets who might or not even be an actual woman. It is all very fascinating stuff.

Aww...harsh. I'm definitely a woman. I resent the implication!

//I don't have a penis///I like cock pictures////eip//aw

So, post-op?

Okay, that was a low hanging fruit. I'm sure you are a nice gal IRL. I'll leave ya alone.

eatin' fetus:EmmaLou: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

If you're for real, you're quite brave.

Brave for what? Wow, give this modern Anne Frank a medal for begging for pictures of cocks. So brave.

I never beg :) I just put out a polite request, and I get what I want. You are right though, no bravery required!

Fallout Boy:Omahawg: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

it says invalid email?

am I stupid?

yes yes, I know that already

I figured it out. yay me

Well, I hope you will continue to keep us updated on your fumbling attempts to email dick pics to a stranger over the Internets who might or not even be an actual woman. It is all very fascinating stuff.

my penis plays chessit cleans up a messit's an olympic atheleteoh the places it's beenit can play violinmy penis works on wall street

but this penis is a curse!it's bad and it's getting worsecause I'm always in the wayI can't live up to his namethis penis is a kingand many other thingsit's a guru and a godand me I'm just a fraudme I'm just a fraud

my penis is smartand it's good a big heartand I've heard that it's famous in Francemy penis is richand it's got perfect pitchI keep it right here in my pants

with a phdit can spell bourgeoisiethis penis deserving of praiseit's off the hookmy penis can cookhave you tried his bouillabaisse?

(chorus)

my penis is largeand it always takes chargeand the president calls for advisemy penis is strongand it's never wrongit's won the nobel prize twice

this penis of mineturns pee into wineit ends all suffering and strifeit's got no foreskinbut it died for your sinsand then it came back to life

(chorus)

this penis is not mineit's all of space and timeit's everything that's goodit's not well understood

this penis is the worldit's every boy and girlit's more than what it seemsit's all your hopes and dreams

bow down before my penis!bow down before my penis!bow down before my penis!my penis is your god!bow down before my penis!my penis is your god!my penishave you seen us?me and my penis

poison_amy:EmmaLou: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

If you're for real, you're quite brave.

Not so much brave as bored! Farkers are kinda fun sometimes.

And wow... Someone gifted me a subscription! Thanks! I think I'm not supposed to say the givers name.... Right?

poison_amy:Fallout Boy: Omahawg: poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

it says invalid email?

am I stupid?

yes yes, I know that already

I figured it out. yay me

Well, I hope you will continue to keep us updated on your fumbling attempts to email dick pics to a stranger over the Internets who might or not even be an actual woman. It is all very fascinating stuff.

Aww...harsh. I'm definitely a woman. I resent the implication!

//I don't have a penis///I like cock pictures////eip//aw

I would offer mine but my phone's camera doesn't zoom in enough to make it worthwhile.

poison_amy:Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.

Deucetoo:poison_amy: Too bad I got here late. This is the perfect thread to ask for WIE and start the great cock-a-lanche that always comes with such requests.. EIP , and naming your pic with one of "thisisyourbrainonfark"'s suggestions will net you bonus BIE in return.