Where to Move to Know That You Will Be Properly Loved

We all know that how much you spend on someone is a direct, linear representation of how much you love them. Homemade card? Equivalent of a break-up. Mercedes? Marriage proposal.

That’s why this guide from CNN (via Mint.com), showing which cities spend the most on Valentine’s Day transactions, is handy — you can figure out which city you need to live in in order to have the greatest likelihood of meeting someone who understands how to express genuine affection. Looks like Phoenix is leading the charge, with $160.41 per transaction. I guess they were looking for ways to entice people to move there…