(Stir it like coffee)The Pope(Stir it like [mo'fuckin'] coffee)The Pope, uh(What the hell?)This is the Pope

Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dopeBut the whole damn nation got the sameHoney only flock 2 the bee - that's the PopeNot the President with government lamePut me on a slow movin' parliamentary hackin' bandwagonYou could put me little ass in the graveEvery time you want it, I'll be live - bring a dateI mean computer - when it's over, press save

So you can be the President (Kick it)I'd rather be the Pope (I'd rather be, so help me)Yeah, you can be the side effect (Baby)I'd rather be the dope

(I ain't scared of you muthafuckas - kick it!)

Call your girl named Sally and you figure you were chill (Chill)Then you find out I'm the reason Sally's on the pill (Pill)What am I supposed 2 do when the President can't get nothin' passed?Find an alley, find an alley - undress Sally right in front of your ass!(Well, she helped me once again)

I say you can be the President (Kick it)I'd rather be the Pope (I'd rather be, so help me)Yeah, you can be the side effect (Baby)I'd rather be the dope (fuck that)The Pope

(Oh no motherfucker, not 2day)You can be the President? (Rather be the Pope)So help me

Who's the funky drummer with the crooked little sticks? (Sticks)He might have better luck if he was drummin' with his dick (dick?)If you don't play the piccolo, why you wanna lick?Now check the drum solo and tell me not 2 kick it

(Seek and destroy)(It'll fuck you up)

I love the taste of unpredictable licksA loop is a loop is a loop, uh!A loop is a loop is a loop, uh! (fuck that)A loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop

Your car got mags that be dippy dippy dopeBut the whole damn nation got the sameHoney only flock 2 the bee - that's the PopeNot the President with government lamePut me on a slow movin' parliamentary hackin' bandwagonYou will put me little ass in the graveEvery time you want it, I'll be live - bring a dateI mean computer - when it's over, press save

So you can be the President (Kick it)I'd rather be the Pope (I rather be, so help me)You can be the side effect (Baby)I'd rather be the dope (you, you, U)The Pope

You can be the President (fuck that)Rather be the PopeBaby, so help me please