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Following revelations from Dutch researchers that office thermostats are set based on the metabolism of a 40 year old 154 pound man (called Stan) and his pet gorilla called Eric, lesbian researchers in Reykjavik have made another startling discovery.
Extensive research shows that male toilets throughout the world have been designed with the needs of males of all ages in mind with total disregar...

ONLY IN AMERICA - Martina Navratilova, known as much for her lesbianism as for her tennis, upstaged both Novak Djokovic and Keri Nishikori at the U. S. Open when Navratilova proposed to her long-time girlfriend, Julia Lemigova."
The magic mome...

THE REIGN IN, SPAIN -- In the wake of her recent Instagram announcement of her engagement to disk jockey Vanessa Cortes, former Miss Spain, Patricia ("Patty-Cakes") Yurena ("The Urinal") Rodriquez ("Rocky"), has created quite a furor among like-minde...

Chicago, IL - The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition and the American Civil Liberties Union, in conjunction with the Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender community, are demanding that the children's book 'The Tale of Peter Cottontail' be rewritten to include a w...

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ.
Th...

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona.
The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has certainly never been shy about speaking his mind and his latest spouting proves that.
Trump speaking to a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine said that he truly feels that Kathy Griffin needs to retire from t...

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season.
Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...

PHOENIX - Jan Brewer, the lame duck governor of Arizona, has privately said that she is not leaving office without making some hellacious waves.
Governor Brewer allegedly told a very close friend that she is serious about her anti-gay and anti-les...

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The state of Michigan has just announced that it will now allow same sex couples [i.e. a guy and a guy or a gal and a gal] to enter into holy matrimony.
The state's thousands of same-sexers cheered so loudly that people livin...

TARZANA, California - Katy Perry recently visited The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana.
She said that she needed to get away from the press who have been hounding her ever since the infamous "kiss" with Miley Cyrus.
Katy stated that Mi...

VATICAN CITY - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis in an effort to reach a type of middle ground has made a new ruling on the same-sex marriage controversy.
The pope speaking in the parking lot of a local Pompous Pizza Parlo...

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...

Today we welcome what we are told will be a lighthearted and insightful column by our usual feminist commentator, Val-Grace MacDorkin. Take it away, Val!
Many Lesbian Feminists miss out on opportunities to connect with the general public by overlooking popular culture. I will never do this, I love popular culture, so long as it involves no males. Today I am looking at the Sunday Funnies, or Co...

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed.
Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organiz...

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League said that the football commissioner is closely monitoring the situation in Arizona.
Governor Jan Brewer, 69, of the Desert State is considering signing a bill which would allow busine...

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just announced that the bill which allows merchants to refuse to have gays and lesbians in their stores has passed.
Governor Brewer said that it is a great day in Arizona now that the bill known as The Fairy Shopp...

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores.
As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...

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