"I'm approaching it totally different this time around, and that's why I think I will be benefiting from what the organization has allowed me to do." -- John Smoltz, makes you want to throw up in your mouth

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Let the Good Times Roll ...Lugo, Smoltz, Penny Bet They Can Play Outside Of BostonAnd Ortiz, Youkilis, and Papelbon Point Fingers at Media, Fans

Herald: Criticizing Media Makes Sox Look BadSo Youk's All Bent Out of Shape Over 3 People Mad About His Mound Charge?And He Only Likes Boston Between 7 and Last Pitch ... We Get the Hint... He Hate MeDoes He Think The Fans Were Yelling Boooo and Not Yoooook All These Years?!?Does He Think the 'Let's Go Red Sox' Chants Are Angry Taunts at the Opposition?!?Right on Schedule: Youkilis 'Clarifies' Comments... Brought to You By Trot NixonAnd Your New England Volkswagen DealersSpeaking of Malcontents... Whatever Happened to Nomar?

Youk Is Treated Like a Greek God In this TownAnd He Acts Like He Doesn't Know How This Works

“One night we get beat and it’s the end of the world and the next night we win big and it’s totally solid. We’re back. It’s up and down. One night we’re getting bashed and the next time they’re cheering. One guy has a bad game one night and they’re all over him and the next night he has a good game and he’s a hero." -- Kevin Youkilis... umm yeah Kevin... it's been that way around here for 100 years. Is there a problem?