Dow Jones Hanky, Capitalism at Its Best

If you still have the energy to smile after the big hit you’ve taken in the last 12 months, how about a handkerchief to wipe out all those remnant tears? Dubbed the Dow Jones Hanky, it’s a handkerchief that features an embroidered red graph with the DJ index’s evolution for the last five years— both the climb and the crash. Made of linen, you can buy one of these for $25, or you can order a custom tailored handkerchief with your own portfolio’s movement for $95. A great conversation starter with your trade buddies, you can always write a letter to your broker and let them have it. No? [via DesignGlut]