Tuesday, July 08, 2008

We were best friends in 2004. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then, I started going out with my first boyfriend Ryan who was totally gorgeous but then he moved back to Canada, and Lindsay was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Ryan, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Lindsay, I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.

So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded.

And then she dropped out of Hollywood because no one would work with her, and she came back in, all of her hair was still badly dyed and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's off crack.

Anonymous - um, isn't that pretty much what this whole post about? That LiLo has started talking about the fact that she's in a gay relationship, except done in a much funnier, cleverer and less trashy way than most other blogs.

anon. i love the lesbians... but i have to wait this one out a bit and see what happens. I worry that it's a CELESTIA/ANNE HECHE type deal. Will Lindsay be found in some random home speaking in tongues 7 months from now?

I'm happy for Lindsay but we all know she hasn't been a model of mental stability since at least 2005. It's hard to take her completely seriously

BUT. that said. if she ever gives another performance as good as her early ones (PARENT TRAP / FREAKY FRIDAY / MEAN GIRLS) I will be there to welcome her back with open arms. cuz i love talented people... especially talented people who are female and can act ;)

I don't know 'bout Lindsay. She pretty much f*cked up in my book, kinda like Tom Cruise will never regain my respect... Though I fear my irrational hating on Lindsay has more to do with her famehungry mother than with her.

Thats too funny!The only thing that disgusting me about this relationship Lindsay is having is "Shit Lindsay your a fucking famous beautiful actress" can you please tell me how that women/man is at all attractive?