Well, technically they're supposed to be funny (and weird), not really deep. Sorry if they're short, you should probably go to Hulu and look up Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts. You'd most likely get it then, and if not then I don't know.

Some of these I wouldn't classify as deep, more wierd than anything. I think you should expand more, people aren't likely to review something that's shorter than the average review itself. Just some thoughts. But I appreciate what you tried to do here.