A petition to stop petitions about petitions that no one should petition about

Due to yet another petition about a band headlining at Glastonbury, I feel compelled to create a petition to stop these silly petitions that serve no other purpose than to create headline about said petition.

If you really don't like a band at Glasto, perhaps spend your time researching the many other bands and shows across many other stages.

Or just vote with your feet and money and don't go, there will be many other people who will be happy to go in your place.

In short, please sign this petition if you are sick of all these silly petitions about stuff that shouldn't be petitioned.