No my "ultimate form" was 'get more dick'. You start with some Ad huminem fallacies than go to some appeal to authority (in your eyes) than back to ad huminem just less funny (what da **** do you have against south park and family guy????you sick bastard) .
So you find some esoteric and very disputed "evidences" or conspiracy theories and call it THE evidence and what i say is not evidence but consensus...what kind of fallacy is this? Do you think that by trying as hard as possible to be non conformist you automatically gain some "cool points" ? BTW for a gay guy you are quiet solemn.

Being a walking billboard and all, does GSP even get to pick the clothes he wears when he walks out?

It's probably a trade-off for the fact that he doesn't have sponsors on his shorts. I'd rather parade myself as a corporate whore before the fight than step into the ring to fight under the banner of Nike, Just Do It.