1 {scene: on a commercial jetliner}1 Steve: Crikey! I'm glad we got that sorted, Terry.2 Steve: Buggers me why you think Jane Goodall doesn't like me though. She was very helpful.3 {scene: external shot of plane flying}3 Steve: Especially the way she got me through that express VIP customs lane at the airport.4 {scene: inside the plane again}4 Terry: She had you deported, Steve.

Before this triggers a slew of e-mails, "buggers me" is a common Australian version of "beats me", and is not considered
at all rude or inappropriate. Unless you're talking to the Queen or something.

2014-09-22 Rerun commentary: The plane here is intended to be a Boeing 747. I crudely modelled the upper deck at the front, and the correct number of engines, roughy, but with enough detail that I think it should be clearly recognisable to anyone familiar with commercial aircraft models.

This was before a kind reader donated a much larger and more detailed LEGO model plane to me. Which you'll see later on when we get to it.