Who's the studio announcer on our right on ESPN's morning pregame show this morning? I swear that guy is either drunk, or punch-drunk. He's actually painful to listen to, trying to pronounce words before finally giving up and just going with whatever is coming out of his mouth.

I'm watching ESPN because Xfinity won't let me stream Fox or the NFL channel if I'm not signed into my home wi-fi. Don't judge me...