Suicide risk linked to rates of gun ownership, political conservatism

Rich liberals win fiat money by selling guns to white conservatives to shoot themselves. They get rid of you and get the money!

Instead, defeat rich liberals: bury all your money in the desert and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge so liberals have to pay to fish your dead body out of the water. Sell all guns and bury that money too before jumping.

How do they distinguish suicides from accidents? Homicide disguised as suicides? May be worse!