Also, I have a Twilight-y story to tell. So the other day I was driving to go pick up my mom from work and I get behind this car and it just happens to be a silver Volvo S60R, exactly like Edward's. So, of course, I start freaking out. And guess what was playing on the radio. "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler. Too weird, right?

I have been very, very bad. first, I COMPLETELY forget about Bella's birthday and then I basically don't come on the Lex at all for about 2 weeks.

*runs to temple to atone for sins*

However, I did wear my Cullen crest (its Edward's wrist cuff, I thought the necklaces were too dainty for me) the other day and when some girl asked about it, I ended up telling her all about Twilight and she is now reading Eclipse. And later today I am supposed to let her borrow my copy of Breaking Dawn along with my copy of the Twilight DVD so she can watch it. (I was a bit shocked she had never even heard of the movie before)

Umm, happy belated salvation day. Sorry I didn't get on here sooner, I kinda forgot. I actually celebrated by accident though, I watched New Moon on a two hour long car ride that day. Stupid calendar deleting my important dates. *grumble*

Anywho, I was just popping in to show you guys something I thought you would like.

The Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When I'm in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Whenever there's a huge BOOM!
I promise to remember Rose
When I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
When my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what twilighters know.

I absolutely fell in love with this poem. It was funny and I love the last bit. We do know what twilighters know.

Hey guys, it's Derek. So I'm raising money for an American Cancer Society event (Relay for Life), and I decided that I might as well try cyber-raising. It's an amazing cause, and I decided I would post this to my fellow Cullenists. So here's the link to my personal Relay page: http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/Relay ... r_id=23355. Any donations would be great, but if you can't I understand.