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Monday, October 31, 2016

I’m doing what I have to, which is to say that I cannot read
Facebook, El Nuevo Día, or The New
York Times anymore.

I feel bad….wait, I’m not sure I do. I think I should be
able to handle, after all. the news that the FBI director decided, having had
the newly discovered….

Oh, wait…they really weren’t newly discovered, since the
emails were discovered in either September or October. Why am I not certain?
Because the Washington Post is my source, and they only give me five free
articles per month. But here’s the link,
in case you haven’t read your way through the Post….

Now, where was I? Well, time to look elsewhere besides the
Clinton campaign, or in fact either campaign, though both are slightly
worrisome to contemplate. What happens if Hillary wins, and then the FBI
decides that finally it has the smoking gun it needs to take her to trial? Of
course, she wouldn’t be the only one, since Trump too could be sitting in a
courtroom when he should be thinking about running the country. But instead, on
December 16 of this year, he or his lawyers will be in a New York courthouse on
charges of raping a 13-year old girl. This one I know about, since The Guardian
isn’t as stingy as the Washington Post….

So that’s wonderful: now both candidates and the future
winner will be behind bars, which would be OK, except that, well…

Well, by definition, the winner of the presidential election
does not put his opponent in prison. True—that’s a long-standing tradition in
some countries, but not for us. So if it’s Hillary who gets thrown into the
jug, then I know what all of us supporters will do: we’ll burn up Facebook with
scathing comments, and oh! How mortified the Trumpites will be! Hah! Take that!

What I don’t know, of course, is what will happen if Hillary
wins. Because all of those guys, you know, have a zillion weapons, and why do I
think that they’re going to resort to Facebook, when they have the AK-47 (or
whatever it is) all oiled up?

And of course, they have every reason to be testy, since
Donald did tell them—I just ran into this—that 1.8 million dead people are
registered to vote, and some of them will be! That, by the way, came from the
Daily Kos, and an article from Oct 22, 2016, entitled “Donald Trump Plans 100
Days of Bloody Vengeance, Promises to Sue Women Who Accused Him.” I tell you
all of this because the Daily Kos is happy to let me read it, but won’t let me
hyperlink it. Probably just the hand of one of those 1.8 million dead people….

So now, of course, I have to worry about that, and hope that
whatever legal process ensues doesn’t work its way up to the Supreme Court,
since guess what? It turns out that Clarence Thomas is in trouble again, since
an Alaska lawyer, who was a Truman Scholar, claims that Thomas
groped her in 1999. Well, Thomas says it isn’t so, but then again, he also
said he hadn’t put the hair-from-down-there on the Coke can. And I have a
problem with that, because guess what? I’m a guy, but also gay, so can I say
that none of the women I have ever met could conceivably imagine such a thing?
Sorry to betray my sex, here, but really….

Well, anyway, I could deal with all of this, if I didn’t
have to deal with the Water Protectors, since what’s going on in North Dakota?
In fact, I know what’s going on in North Dakota, since my family had some land
up there. So I’ve been following the fracking issue for a decade, now, and it
was no surprise that, having rather violently forced the oil out of the ground,
they then had to do something about it. And so was it the North Dakotans fault
that, having turfed the Indians out of what was then more desirable land, those
same Indians (OK—their descendants) should be sitting on top of an oil field?

Well, well—I puzzle my head about this, because in fact I
have been to North Dakota, and seen the land. In fact, it is easy to see
the land, because on a clear day up on the Canada boarder, you can see the
Turtle “Mountains” down there in South Dakota. So that’s to say that if the
world isn’t flat, the Dakotas certainly are. So I puzzle about this designation
of the Dakotas as “sacred,” but then again, a lot about Native Americans—sorry,
now to be called First Nations—leaves me cold. Though I will say that the
Winnebago tribe—now known as Ho-Chunk—afforded me my only successful experience
of dancing. We were up on the reservation, my friend Dorothy and I, and we
joined in the dance, having been invited to by a Ho-Chunk man as lubricated as
we. And so we quickly learned the dance—stomp two times, shuffle to the left;
stomp two times, shuffle to the right. In fact, we had quite a go of it. But if
the dancing leaves something to be desired, is it really justified to bring out
the dogs and the paid-thugs to seize control of the land? Couldn’t we go back
to more subtle approaches, like distributing smallpox infested blankets to the
tribe?

So that’s where we’ve come to: two presidential candidates
headed for the hoosegow, a supreme court justice who may or may not have groped
an Intern in 1999, and the whole nation watching a slow massacre up in North
Dakota. And of course, the news is hardly any better here, since on Friday, the
Secretary of Health, Ana Ruis, announced the birth of the first baby born with
microcephaly, as a result of the Zika virus. The baby—thanks for asking—is
doing as well as can be expected, which sounds like…well, not so well. Auditory
and visual problems, and probably neurological complications, as well. So
that’s unfortunate, since we will probably have somewhere near or above 200
similarly affected babies by the middle of next year. Oh, and it’s going to
rain all this week, so maybe that number will rise to 300.

Or maybe not, since nobody can say that we aren’t taking
this seriously, since I saw it from the bus with my own eyes. The bus, you see,
leaves the charming Colonial city and goes through the projects, and one of the
ruins in front of the projects is an old store. It’s now roofless, but it does
have plenty of old tires, flower pots, containers, etc. So the Health
Department came by, and boy! Did they take action! Yes, every available wall
was plastered with the news: Criadero de
Mosquitos, or Mosquito Hatching Ground. Of course, no one actually cleaned
up the hatching ground—that would be
meticuloso, or finicky—but who needed to? Now that everyone was warned,
they all knew to stay away! See?

In fact, I wish they had done the same for me. I should have
been warned, somehow, when I left the apartment this morning that I was
entering a criadero of…what? News
spiraling out of control? Lunacy unleashed on the world? Madness run rampant?

They’re supposed to tell you, you know. They have to give
you papers, and then you have the right to go before the judge. I mean, I thought
I was taking the drugs the shrink gave me, but maybe I got confused. Or maybe—a
little paranoia, here—they switched around the medicine. Sometimes they do
that, you know. Anyway, it’s completely, completely unfair that…

Friday, October 21, 2016

My mother had, apparently, lived a Zen existence: her house
was small, pared down, a treehouse meant for viewing her forest. It was not, we
thought, meant to hold anything much more than my mother, her animals, the most
basic of utensils (of which a computer was one), and the receding but
luminescent love of her dead husband.

How wrong we were….

The day after she died, we went into a kind of frenzy: John,
my lawyer brother, was diligently doing the legal work and making the
arrangements for the disposal of the body. (Yes, mothers at some point become
bodies, and though the funeral home had collected her / it the day before, John
still had to go to the home, talk to the coroner, and arrange for the
cremation.)

Right—so John knew what to do, but what about Eric and me?
We looked around and decided that the best course of action was to rake the
leaves away from the foundation of the house.

At some point, it became clear.

“Listen,” I told Eric, “you’ve just retired, and I’m not
that far behind you. And don’t you think that what we’re doing, any high school
kid could do better and faster?”

Well, we both stopped working and began panting, which
allowed John to say…

“I think Marc’s right. We need to start going through the
photos and the papers—all of the things that only the family can do….”

It sounded like a good plan, but how was it that Eric got
stuck with the photos, and I got stuck with the papers? Eric is, after, a
writer, and has a Pulitzer to prove it. But my mother had been a poet, and had
often sent me her work. And since she had spent a decade writing, there was a
lot of it.

That wasn’t the worst. My mother had had two terrible
tendencies, from my point of view. First of all, more than any other writer I
know, she had relentlessly revised, rewritten, rethought, and finally scribbled
revisions on printed pages. And then, what had she done? She had printed
multiple copies, since she was taking classes and sharing her work. All of that
would have been bad enough, but she had also printed those copieswithout putting dates on her versions. So it
was entirely possible to have 16 printed copies of “Will ‘O the Wisp,” in four
different versions. The sixteen versions would be scattered into different
drawers, piles next to the computer, baskets, and book bags. Thus, among the
masses of paper, I was constantly coming across a poem I was sure I had seen
before. It was madness, and I spent the next five days after her death weeping,
taking walks, drying my tears, and returning to the task of sorting it all out.
And it was then that we discovered: she had been a hoarder after all, since she
had, for example, kept all of the postcards she had written to my grandmother
in 1964, on her first trip to Norway.

So the year was 2010, and I was holding some two-dozen
postcards nearly half a century before. Was I bound to read them? Was the world
pining to know that she had eaten a rum-flavored Napoleon in a bakeri in Trondheim? Was it worth saving
them?

I suffer from the opposite impulse. The grand piano in my
living room? If I haven’t played it in a week, it goes into the trash….

There were not just postcards to worry about: what about all
the sea charts that my father had bought, at quite a lovely penny, from somewhere
or another in Norway? My parents had had a boat, built in Norway, and quite
lovely it was, too. But like everything else in their marriage, it had been a
compromise. My mother wanted a sailboat, and dreamt of falling asleep gazing up
at the star-bejewelled sky—those skies that would never rain. My father had
wanted a decommissioned Navy destroyer: windowless, but with iceberg-breaking
technology. A wooden boat was the answer.

So my father had spent his winters memorizing all of the
rocks, markers, channel passages, lighthouses, red versus yellow versus green
stakes, and other points of interest and peril in whatever fjord they were
exploring the next summer. These charts he had marked precisely in his terrible
scrawl, and so this comprised a vital testament to the working mind of….

…nah, I tossed them.

It was not, I felt, an expedition that required a trowel and
brush, but rather the backhoe. At last, at last—I assembled just one box, which
would surely be a snap to get through, back in San Juan. Because at the time of
departure I was still cramming papers into the box, there was no time to get to
the post office. Not a problem, though: Eric was driving back home with boxes
of pictures, he could take my box of documents and send it later.

I prayed that “later” would never come….

Is that unfilial? Actually, it was exactly how my mother
felt: she had seen with less than mixed feelings the widow of a great pianist
expending her weakening energy in trying to keep her late husband’s legacy
alive. The widow would spend hours writing letters, urging memorial concerts,
contacting illustrious people from the past. Why, my mother would ask? When
you’re dead, you’re dead: let history take care of itself.

It was a point of view, of course, but then I had Emily
Dickinson pop into my head. There she had been, scribbling away all those
years, and had she ever published? Well, the answer was either “no” or “not
much,” so someone, somewhere must have put dotty old Aunt Emily’s poems into a
box, and consigned it to the attic. And now, of course, wasn’t I in the same
hot seat? Imagine what we don’t have: the complete works of Johann Sebastian
Bach represent only half of what we believe he wrote. So how many
cantatas, masses, passions were sacrificed to kindle fires or curl hair?

And so, for a year or two, I lived without the box, and then
my brother, cruelly, sent it to me. The postman, you’ll be happy to know,
suffered only two or three herniated discs, and is now entirely pain-free,
except on rainy days. And so I wrestled the box up to my apartment, but then
what to do with it? My solution was not to put it in the attic that, anyway, I
don’t have. No, I would put it right next to my favorite chair, which would
ensure that I would get right to dealing with it….

Well, it was a reminder, all right, for a month or
two, and then it became a whispered, then spoken, and last shouted reproach, since
I saw it every day for four or five years. And a health hazard too, due to the
termites which had consumed most of the furniture / books in the apartment, and
the cockroaches which roamed freely, since they were tearing up the street
outside. So there was the real fear: if indeed I ever did open the box, what
would I find? And in what condition?

At last, I can tell you:

1.yellowing copies of the Wisconsin State Journal
from the 1940’s, when my father and mother were building with their own hands
my childhood home

2.a beautiful linen, hand-embroidered handkerchief,
probably from the late 19th century

3.several letters from an ancestor on my maternal
grandmother’s side from the 1880’s concerning the vital matter of a Sunday
social at the church in Wichita, Kansas

4.two magazines with articles of my mother’s
mother, one of which concerned a witch-burning judge, an alleged ancestor, in
Salem, Massachusetts

5.articles about my father’s retirement, as well
as my grandmother’s last sale of a story to Chicago Magazine, in the 1970’s

6.a stack three feet high of the dreaded poems

OK—I’ve gotten rid of items 1, 3, 4, 5, leaving only a
beautifully embroidered handkerchief from the 19th century. And the
work of the last two weeks has been item 6.

I responded to the crisis in time-honored fashion: I wrote
an email.

I sent it to ten people—friends and relatives. I received
two responses. A friend wrote with good advice: put the poems in some sort of
order, and then save them in several different forms, preferably print. And
then give them to my niece, who has a PhD in English: she would know, over the
course of time, what to do with them.

Sage advice—but wasn’t it a bit of the old dead hand? Was it
fair to shove off my responsibility onto the next generation?

The second response was from one of my brothers: he
suggested that if, after six years, nobody had done anything with my mother’s
poetry, well, wasn’t that an indication that nothing need be done?

There was some truth to this, as well, though how long had
Aunt Emily’s poems sat up in the attic of her house in Amherst, Mass? (Answer,
courtesy of Google—apparently not long, since sister Lavinia instantly realized
their worth, and published them all four years after Emily’s death. This of
course puts me even further to shame, though why my mother didn’t name me
“Lavina…”)

So was it a box? Of course.

Or was it a decade-worth of creative effort? Of course.

And thus it became a kind of Venn diagram, and who knew
exactly where the shaded or thatched area might be? I did what I could: I
assembled piles of poems, then I separated them into thematic piles (nature /
grieving / pantoums and villanelles / and miscellaneous, which of course was
the most towering of all). I threw away the superfluous copies, and decided on
which one of the multiple versions I would keep, based on my own impeccable
taste. And then, one by one, I began to compile them into a Google doc, which I
could share with my siblings, and their siblings.

As I wrote, or rather transcribed, my mood darkened. Was it
that I was passing judgment on my mother? I held some paper in my hand, and it
was my job, seemingly, to say yes, it would survive. It was worthy. A grad
student, scrounging for a dissertation topic a century hence, would settle on
“The Popular Rise of Poetry in Regional Wisconsin in the Late 20th
Century.” And then, wow—my mother’s words on the shadbush blooming next to her
house! Whitman had his lilac; my mother her shadbush!

There were two problems, as I waded through my mother’s
poems, so often containing scribbled revisions (her handwriting deteriorated
through the years, as he eyes failed and her hands grew weaker….) First of all,
I became convinced: her poetry may have been of variable quality, but very
little of it was actually bad. She had read, after all, a lot. One of
her poems, which I had never seen before, had been titled “…the letting go.” I
immediately wondered: why the quotes? And why the points of ellipsis and the
lower-cased letters?

The poem contained the clues: an aging professor is trying
to remember a quotation by Emily Dickinson, and the quotation, of course, was
“first chill, then stupor, then the letting go.”

So there was every reason for her to have been a good poet.
And as her star rose in my horizon, my own star crashed through the thin outer
atmosphere, met the oxygen, and vaporized. I could no longer write, and had to
admit the truth: I was a writer of little skill and with nothing to say. I had
resurrected one writer and killed another.

It was, after all, the last thing I would do for my mother. I
had taken her out of a box in a room in an apartment on a street in Puerto
Rico, and I had put her into cyberspace.

Monday, October 10, 2016

OK—I finally took the advice of my psychiatrist, and decided
that I would not, absolutely not listen to the three-minute tape of
Trump grabbing….

…oh, need I say it?

I don’t seriously mean it, but at times I wish that we could
all just go back to the fifties. Granted, sleazebags would still be
sleazebags—arguably worse than they are now, if that’s possible—but The New
York Times would not use the word “pussy.” And so repressed were we all then,
that a public figure would not have bragged about sexual assault to a reporter,
even if he believed that the conversation was off-record.

So I didn’t listen to the Republican candidate for
President, which is how I am now describing the D. And that’s with heavy
emphasis on “Republican,” since really, the point has to be made. Henry Reid
came out and said it best: Trump
is the Republicans’ Frankenstein. But the message, apparently, was lost on
Paul Ryan, from my state of Wisconsin. Ryan came out and “disinvited” or
“uninvited”—both words have been used in the press—the Republican to Elkhorn,
Wisconsin, last weekend. Instead, he allowed Pence to come, but Pence declined.

So the Republican had to stay home, while everybody had a
wonderful time in Wisconsin, but that was probably for the best, since it gave
him more time to polish up his debate, right? Oh, sorry—I forgot that the
Republican doesn’t prepare for debates.

Of course not, since really all he needed was an extra shot
of testosterone, because the order of the day was attack. So we got The New
York Times analysis of the debate in its headline: Tawdry Charges and Character
Attacks Fill Second Debate. And guess what?

That’s all I know about it, since I neither watched the
debate or had the stomach to read about.

So today, since it is Día de la Raza, or Columbus Day, I decided
that I could goof off. Therefore, I went to the beach, and used the occasion to
walk down the Paseo that the governor
opened yesterday. It cost 37 million dollars (or some such thing) and two years
of work, during which the beach was inaccessible, except by a scorching, broken
sidewalk. Now, we have a scorching, beautifully paved sidewalk. And it’s very
true, as the advocates for the governor stated, that for every tree they
removed to make the paseo, they planted three! Wonderful! The only problem
being that the trees were looking a bit doleful, since even by 9 AM, the tropical
sun was getting to them. In fact, it was getting to me, too, since I was
similarly un-watered, and there was no water fountain in sight. So a very
thirsty Marc walked past many very thirsty trees, but I had the fortune of at
last getting to the beach. There, I was able to drink from the showers they had
installed there.

So it was pleasant, that twenty minutes at the beach, during
which I could look at blue sky and green palms, and not have to deal with the
orange of the Republican. In fact, it was more than pleasant, since my shrink
had also told me to go to the beach often: he honored this treatment with the
moniker of “hydrotherapy.” So then I walked back home, and finished listening
to Biber, the Missa
Salisburgensis, which put me very well on the way to permanent bliss. In
fact, so exalted was my mood, that discovering the twin facts that the power
was off and that a cat had peed on a check for 2000$--well, that hardly seemed
to matter!

So I went off to the café, and then sat down to face what
had to be faced, which was the Republican threat to democracy—oh, sorry, the
Republican candidate for president. Was I going to read about the debate? Of
course not—why waste a three-mile walk and 90 minutes of Biber? But I did hear
enough about it from Facebook to get a sense of it all. And then it turned out
that speaker Paul Ryan, from my father’s hometown of Janesville, Wisconsin, had
really unleashed the big guns!

Ryan, you see, is not going to defend the Republican.

That, of course, was news I had to read. And did it mean
that Ryan was withdrawing his support for the Republican? Actually coming out
and saying that the man whom the rank and file Republicans chose as the
Republican—well, that guy was a charlatan at best, and a sexual predator at
worst? As well as knowing nothing about anything but self-aggrandizement?
Wow—Paul Ryan was coming out swinging!

Oh, wait—Paul Ryan is not withdrawing his support, but he
will no longer defend the Republican.

OK—so I had to think about that for a moment, since it’s
very clear: I don’t have the moral subtlety that Paul Ryan has. Which means
that I had to wonder: if Ryan can’t defend the Republican, how can he support
him? This is the most tepid of rejections, but apparently it is sufficient
outrageous for The Times to write a new headline, half an hour after they had
announced the ringing non-defense by Ryan of the Republican. Now, we are, told,
there is “G.O.P
Furor After Ryan Says He Won’t Defend Trump.”

Well, the mind was reeling, a bit, since I also had to
ponder the senator from somewhere or another, who came out and
said—brilliantly—that the Republican was a Democrat, eleven years ago,
when he made the famous tape about grabbing…that. Did I dream that, or
did she really say it? Or does it matter, since we are so far into the world of
lunacy that it doesn’t much matter? Anyway, I think that’s what he or she
said….

So now there are hard-core Republicans who are in a “furor”
that Ryan has chosen not to defend the Republican. Right—so that’s interesting,
since I wonder, what would the defense of the Republican sound like? Hmm—could
these be it:

Anyway, Paul is now in hot water, and it certainly proves
that by being completely namby-pamby, he has satisfied nobody. But at least now
we know: there are, apparently, a number of people out there who are completely
on board with the Republican, and his meandering-though-criminal hand. So are
these people going to get together, and fight for the revision of the laws
about rape / sexual assault? Because obviously that would be the next thing,
right? I mean, God forbid that some errant woman, or perhaps one unaware of or
unimpressed by the Republican’s star status, should get it into her uppity
little head….

Thus are upright family men destroyed….

One does have to wonder, of course, how much of a star, or
how much of a millionaire, one has to be, before getting the privilege of
touching or indeed grabbing, well, down there. As the author of an
insanely good, if completely unread, memoir—well, do I qualify? And what about
Barack Obama, who has—and come on, we can all get on board with this, can’t
we?—been a completely decent family man? And how much it must have cost him,
coming home to the same wife, when he could have been out there, grabbing….

Oh, wait—I come home….

Anyway, surely now that Obama has behaved honorably for
eight years, he absolutely gets the chance, now…

Friday, October 7, 2016

I tell myself that it’s bogus, ridiculous, even…the fact
that I have been able to do nothing, all week, except watch Hurricane Matthew
make its way (as a storm) past my sister in Tobago, past us some hundreds of
miles south of us (though we still felt it), and then…

…well, you know the rest of the story.

Oh, wait, you don’t.

Nobody does—not even the officials in Haiti who even today,
three days after the storm passed, cannot survey the damage.

The first clue, perhaps, was that the Dominican Republic reported
four deaths, but that there was no news from Haiti. Given that the center of
the storm went though Haiti, but not through the Dominican Republic, this
argued that no new was not good news.

It’s only gotten grimmer since then. As of 32 minutes ago, the
BBC was
reporting that the death toll in Haiti is over 400. But news reports are
also saying that areas in Haiti are still unreachable: so who knows what the
final toll will be?

In fact, we’ll never know, which is a commentary on the
nature of the situation in Haiti. Because the hurricane is now “battering”
Florida: I tell you this because I saw helicopter footage, and there is a
five-foot section of a big K-Mart façade that has been slashed. Oh, and a
meteorologist in Daytona Beach was standing next to a pillar outside her hotel—to
avoid being hit buy debris, she told us solemnly—and directing the crew to film
the only debris visible on an otherwise unaffected street. So there I was, in
Puerto Rico, in an air-conditioned café, peering at a three-foot chunk of
aluminum on a Florida Street.

Then there is this:

Right—you can understand that if you had to wade through
miles and miles of this, you might never know exactly how many people died in
the storm. That is, of course, if you could even get to scenes like this, since
many of the bridges are out.

But that’s not the real reason we’ll ever know.

One of the worst things about the current Saffir Simpson
categories is that it focuses exclusively on wind. Right—moving air can be
scary. I’ve been through a category three hurricane (Georges, in 1998), and the
howling of the winds, the blasts of generators exploding, the thunder, and the
sound of debris crashing against my house…yes, that was scary. But I was also
in the second floor: the walls of my building were three-feet thick: there was
no way the water could get to me. And it is exactly the water that does the
damage.

Remember Katrina?

I had followed that storm too, and the night before
it hit, I knew: New Orleans was finished. And so it came in, and then the news
came in, and guess what! New Orleans had been spared! The damage was nowhere
near what had been feared! Sighs of relief!

So Hurricane was a category 3 when it hit New Orleans. So?
OK—the wind created a storm surge, which was responsible for some of the levee failure.
And there were questions about the construction of the levees, as well. So yes,
the wind was a factor: it was the flooding, however, that did the damage.

As it is the flooding that will do the damage in Haiti.
Because the ground was already saturated before the hurricane hit: and the
terrain of Haiti? Well, Paul Farmer, the founder of Partners
in Health, cites the Haitian proverb: Beyond mountains, more mountains.

It’s true geographically, but it’s real meaning is
metaphorical: the hurricane came, and now is gone, but is the damage over? Of
course not, since there is now a critical shortage of food, of water, and of
resources. Oh, and the country doesn’t even have a president, since the
elections were to have been this Sunday. So all of that argues that starvation,
dehydration, and most critically, disease will kill many more in the months to
come.

And the disease most to be feared? Cholera, which in one of
the most ghastly sagas in recent medical history, was actually introduced
into Haiti by UN workers who came in to do humanitarian work after the
2010 earthquake. Now, in fact, it is the worst cholera epidemic in recent history,
according to Wikipedia, and who ever argues with them?

And so the hurricane was the first mountain: there are many
more. And however bad cholera may be, my suspicion is that a very much more
prosaic condition will kill many more, especially children.

There’s been lots of progress in the last 33 years, which is
why I can now sit at a computer and watch a piece of debris on a Daytona Beach
street. Or see a segment of a K-Mart façade that has been damaged. Actually,
the “computer” in the last sentence dates me, since I could have seen all of
this on my cell phone. So the stock market has risen and fallen scores of
times, we have learned to treat the “deadliest” disease of our age—AIDS—and…oh,
wait.

Does dehydration kill more than AIDS?

Who knows? My point is that the treatment for dehydration is
hardly on the order of the treatment for AIDS. But that would mean going into
the Third World, establishing supplies of clean water, establishing a supply
chain, and making the treatment available. Of course, somebody has done that: a
British couple who created ColaLife, about which they say (and drawn from their website):

The
ColaLife movement is based on three observations:

1You can buy a Coca-Cola almost
anywhere you go in the world, even in the most remote parts of developing
countries

2In these same places 1 in 9
children die before their fifth birthday from preventable causes. Most die from
dehydration from diarrhoea.

3The child mortality figures have not changed significantly for
at least 3 decades which would indicate that current initiatives are not
working

The founder of ColaLife hit upon the idea of making a wedge-shaped
diarrhea kit that would fit in the spaces between the necks of bottles of
Coca-Cola. Here it is!

The idea is insanely simple. The devil, as it always is, is
in the details. For more information, click here.

And so it’s been a confusing week. Or rather, a confusing
two or three weeks, since two weeks ago, a supposed bolt of lightening threw
the entire island of Puerto Rico into a blackout. Yes, we were all stumbling
around in the dark, swatting a Zika-bearing mosquitoes, and gazing up at the
stars, which for the first time in decades had decided to shine. And then this
week, I was looking at my cousin Brian, who works for Minnesota Public Radio
and is a big choral music fan. So he was interviewing the members of two
preeminent groups, Cantus and Chanticleer. They had met, these two groups, as
so many of us do, in a bar. But when they decided to sing the Ave Maria of
Franz Biebl, well…it was one of those moments that got captured onto a cell
phone, and then it went viral.

So the hurricane was beating down on the next island over,
or perhaps it was due for the next moment. Anyway, Haiti was…well, can I say it
now? Haiti was fucked, and twenty men plus my cousin were preparing for a
concert three thousand miles away from the Caribbean, and I was in a café. And
I was wondering: how far was I really from either Minneapolis or from Haiti? By
the slightest twist of meteorology, I allowed myself to think that Minnesota
was just up the road, while Haiti was another world away. But that—we all
know—is delusion.

So today I woke up and prepared to watch the five-foot gash
in the K-Mart façade, as well as contemplate the single piece of metal that has
managed to fly onto a road in Daytona Beach. I could do that because my
husband’s aunt, and my good friend Rose, and texted me that she had weathered
the storm. She’s in a town just outside Orlando, and even though I thought
privately that she was only halfway through the storm, I was glad to hear from
her. So I went off to the café, and discovered that for a week only, the two
choral groups rendition of the Biebl would be available on YouTube and
Classical MPR. So I listened to that—tears in the eyes—and then heard my
cousin, telling me that the leaves are turning up there in Minnesota.

And what is turning, down here in the Caribbean?

So now it’s several hours since I started this post, and
guess what? The BBC now tells me…wait, I’ll just give you the headline: Hurricane Matthew,
Haiti Dead Reach 800 as South Awaits Aid. And to save you going back up to
the beginning of this post, I will tell you that the first BBC article said
that 400 people were dead. Now it’s twice that.

Great music gets attached to great moments: after the
September 11 attacks, it was Barber’s Adagio for String, in the choral version,
which went viral. And so I sit in a café one island over from where the death
toll is doubling in hours, and I think: why shouldn’t the Biebl go viral? Why
shouldn’t those bright guys up in NPR twist the choral arms of Chanticleer and
of Cantus, and get them to OK the use of the track as background for a
fundraising video for Hurricane Matthew Haiti relief? And why not ask NPR
supporters to donate a ColaLife kit for every hundred or thousand hits on
YouTube?

It’s only three PM on a Friday after, as the leaves turn in
Minnesota and the bodies mount up in Haiti. And I haven’t been drinking…

Life, Death and Iguanas

Life, Death…and Iguanas?Yes, that’s the title of an e-book available on Amazon / Kindle. It’s the story of a woman who took charge of her death, just as she had her life. Of a family that split, and then united. Of a man who decided to live. Oh, and there’s some great stuff about iguanas….Read the first chapter by clicking here!