Friday, September 04, 2015

Table Talk

Prince Phillip once famously observed that the Chinese will eat anything that has four legs as long as it isn't a table. This little witticism sprung to mind this morning when a Japanese friend messaged me with the seemingly innocuous question 'Is there anything you don't eat?'However, given that the last time we shared a table together (no, not that way...) was when he led me into Shinjuku's 'Piss Alley' for some horse sashimi — surely at least in part a bate the Brit exercise — I might have to prepare a shortlist of non-comestible quadrupeds for all such enquiries in future...