I also think I've watched every documentary on netflix. Except those absolute crap discovery channel ones.

The six things I could never do without

I can really just drop my laundry off somewhere and they'll wash it and pack it up for me in 8 hours?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

why so many of my matches have pictures of themselves ziplining. it seems like 80% of them have ziplined somewhere in the world. I mean, it looks like fun, but what is up with all this ziplining. (Update: a lot less ziplining now)

subway etiquette. looks like I've made progress on the backpack front, but there has been a resurgence of pole leaners.

does that have cilantro in it?

is that person crazy? oh are they talking into an earbud? does that even work?

quantum entanglement.

On a typical Friday night I am

considering whether I want to go out or stay in.

might go out...

might stay in.

who knows!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

OMG 4 real lol

You should message me if

You are not a Randite. You don't have a 1910 barber shop mustache tattooed or drawn on the side of your index finger.