This is a £197 Lube Dispenser

We’ve all been there. You’re trying to get intimate and you need some lube, but it’s cold and that totally ruins the sexy vibe you’re going for. And that’s why you can buy lube and lotion warmers for about £20. Or you can pay 10x as much for one that’s a bit prettier.

This is the Pulse, a $250/£197 lube warmer and dispenser absolutely no one ever asked for.

The Pulse plugs into your wall and then uses its own specially designed lube pods to offer the best lube experience you could ask for. Or so the company claims.

Now, if you’re paying £197 for a lube dispenser, you might think that you could use any lotion or lubricant you want. You would be wrong. Like a Keurig, Nespresso, or that stupid Juicero juicer, the Pulse needs its own proprietary lube pods to work. You get nine lube servings per pod and a package of 6 pods clocks in at $25/£20.