Home Goods

Whether you're living in a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y or M.A.S.H. has you destined to live in a shack... there's one thing for certain. There's no place like home! Our hand-selected assortment of fun and unique homegoods will instantly cheer up any living situation! From funky doormats to clever pillows, you'll find creative gift ideas for everyone on your list!

Also good in spaceships!
Space, the final cat door. Our Cat Astronaut Air Freshener features the voyages of the starship Litterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new boxes. To swat at new bugs and new laser pointers. To boldly go where no...

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons! The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights!
Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

It’s Poo hunting season!
The perfect gift for the handyman in your life, Master Crapsman Gift Set comes with both Trap-A-Crap and Royal Flush scents. Maybe it's one bottle for the basement aka man cave and another for our in the garage? Whatever...

Smells like this could have been an email...
Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was really about nothing... or at least should've just been a group email regarding the subject. The candle has a...

You know someone that needs this!
Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else! We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

A fun solution for your dusty daily dillamas
Looking for a housewarming gift that's not llame? Our adorably clever Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt is a wooly cool gift idea for those who like to clean or frankly don't give a spit what condition their house...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire!
Our pterobley awesome Tyrannosaurus Rex Table Lamp is just dying to meat you!
This ferocious predator of light (aka dinosaur lamp) effortlessly crushes darkness. No longer will you need to sleep with one eye...

Do clown farts smell funny?
Our pun-intended Crap Jokes Toilet Paper reminds us of a simpler time of reading a magazine while in the bathroom. You gained a wealth of knowledge, whether it was an old TV Guide or People, you learned something.
Now, once...

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight. You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Dancing Queen!
Want to have a disco party at home? With a flip of a swith our Infinity Mirror Ball LED Light delivers with a rainbow of pinpoint flashing LED lights! From the top of the flashing ball to the bottom, this mirror ball is made for partying...

Honey, I Shrunk the Lite-Brite!
Our Hasbro licensed, World's Smallest Lite-Brite is just like the one you had in the 70's and 80's - just a lot smaller! And YES! It actually works!
You will love create tiny pictures on the smallest Lite Brite you have...

Pairs well with nap time!
Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So you’re the world’s okayest mom... we're all just trying our best to not raise...

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...

Smells like twitter.
Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed.
But Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative...

Just 150,000 Calories!
There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone! What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp! Marvel your guests as...

Smells like cookies & cable sports
Our Soap for Dad Bods helps build unwavering confidence and smells like toasted marshmallow. Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in...

Keeps your car from getting as hot as a rotisserie oven
Looking at our Car Full of Rubber Chickens Auto Sunshade, you can imagine that these five Rubber Chickens just flew the coop in your car. They’re on the run from the fox police with permanent...

open ○ release ○ balance
Feeling out of whack? Check out our Chakra Crystal Stone Pack! Sounds like it's high time you chill out, recenter, and realign yourself with the universe. Lucky you! We've got just the tools you need to help you along your...

It's something o'clock somewhere.
Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their coffee in the morning and follow it with a wine spritzer for lunch. The numbers on the clock don't mean...

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why your cat acts a certain way, has such an attitude, or does strange things! A fur-tunate discovery,...

Dropping the kids off at the pool?
Welcome to the Shit Show Toilet Paper defines the entire world right now! But at least you've got some, right? This awesome toilet paper has Welcome To The Shit Show boldly printed in black ink on every sheet... that's...

Dazed and Confused? This way, stoner...
Brain fog? Having a hard time staying focused? (SQUIRREL!) Our sanity-saving Clarity Mini Stone Pack will help you declutter your hoarder mind and get back on the path to some clear thinking.
This adorably...

Life is like a box of crystals
Our fun and colorful Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack is a super cool way to introduce a curious soul to the awesome properties of crystals! Written for inquisitive beginners it's a great starter kit with many...

You did it! And well!
REALLY well! How do you feel? Amazing? And... um... lighter? Nothing like a little self affirmation with our That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist! Just two quick mists will cure the air of any poop foulness.
Smells great
Funny...

Shout. Shout. Let us all out of your car it stinks in here! Our Scream Air Freshener is the ideal gift for the person who is filled with existential angst and has a stinky car. 4 inch tall air freshener Framed copy of Edvard Munch’s The...

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long!
This mildly insane air freshener, which thankfully smells better than a squirrel...

For dirty politics
Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia? How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet? We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing! Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

Our cheeky I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque puts the ewww in I love you, and is about to take your flirting skills to an entirely new level.
That's the sign of true love... throwing caution to the wind and willingly swapping...

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can tolerate any kind of seemingly impossible situation...

Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky! The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want...

Living your best life.
Our Soap for the Trophy Husband is for that lucky guy... see him there. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a...

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk
Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded laundry in their parent's basement with out a whim in the...

Do you still want to be an astronaut when you grow up?
All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth! With our Earth Night Light you don't have to be in a spaceship to...

Does Trump wear a toupee?
There's fake news everywhere. It's on our televisions, phones and newspapers... and now it can be on Fake News Toilet Paper! Obviously fake news should be called Narrative News and in the past it was called Opinion or Editorial...

Playful panda! Our Panda-Rama Air Freshener is beary awesome! This little guy is adorable as ever hanging upside down while snacking on his bamboo treat. There’d be pure panda-monium if we didn't throw in another panda pun. Oh shoot, there we go! ...

Who are you again?
Our Soap for the Middle Child is for all the forgotten kids out there that got lost in the mix. The oldest always got the love and the youngest got all the attention. We'll just go ahead and dye our hair purple. No one will notice...

Sparkly Unicorn White Teeth Our super cute Elodie Unicorn Toothbrush Holder will help your toothbrush against yucky germs! It will also encourage you to reach for your brush more often, resulting in a more brilliant smile! Elodie closes right over...

The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass!
Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt! Fits right to your hand so it's easy to get into those corners and shelves. It's makes...

Aloha, Mai Tai
A Hawaiian vacation is a dream. If you’ve been to Hawaii, our Hula Girl Air Freshener will serve as a reminder of the people and places of the 50th state to join the union. If you’ve never been, you can imagine the last time...

Frisbee golf date?
This brotastic bar of Bromance Soap smells like someone has a new friend. I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie...

Sweet Dreams Whoever said you're too old for a nightlight, clearly has not met our Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light, and must enjoy stepping on unsuspecting legos. Imagine how much sweeter your bedtime will be with a dreamy unicorn nightlight...

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitteh will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent and laughs. Hang it from your rearview mirror...

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

It's 4:20 somewhere...
Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s still shockingly illegal to reek of a little ganja now and again.
In dank...

The fear of hearing about your co-worker's weekend
Never fear another Monday morning with our Burn Away Recapophobia Candle. We get it, you really need that coffee refill but you're worried Karen will trap you in the breakroom and tell you all about her...

Will not fade new tattoos!
Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit...

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Slow ride, take it easy Is your car just getting too bland? Has it turned more into a work shuttle or kid taxi than something fun to drive? Our baddass 3D Fuzzy Dice Air Freshener will give you that spark you've been yurning for... that mojo that you've...

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

This soap is all about you... You have to have this Narcissist Soap because it is all about you. You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Helps you clean all the germs, other...

Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches!
Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your skills in patience! Show them how you really feel with our Daily Sampler Affirmation Cards.
With over 30...

Awww, man! Just one more book, please, pleeeeaaaasssseeeee.
Featuring a superhero duality of character our Children's Book Shaped Reading Timer is equally suitable for the combative ‘UGH. Do I HAVE to read tonight?’ gang AND the book...