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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Is It Your Fate To Have A Personalized Plate?

So the other day the cat saw a license plate when going to that other place that I hate. It said T0P CAT. But the driver was anything but that. Figures you humans would pretend to be a cat. He was bald, old and fat. I think he needed a top hat. Anyway, that got me looking for others to share at my mat.

EATME comes first.
Hopefully there is something to quench my thirst.
N0M N0M suggests so.
Or they are a cannibal and just letting you know.

L0VE BJS was found.
I'm snip snip, go bother a hound.
HI0FCER gives a wave.
Bet the cops think you are all the rave.

CHIL BR0 likes to take it easy.
Or maybe they like things that are cheesy.
Y0U F00L doesn't agree.
Maybe they'll drive into the sea.

MUWHAHA that was funny.
For that plate they actually paid money?
FK Y0U doesn't like me making fun.
But it will still be done.

WTF OMFG really has a word on the brain.
Bet they say it with each changing lane.
PMS 247 scares me.
See that and I will flee.

IMN269S likes numbers?
Or is it doing things with cucumbers?
OUTTAGAS is a liar.
Unless it's another part they can't sire.

U LQQKED might get a grin.
Or you could run them off the road for a win.
SAVESEX, for what?
You are a nut.

ADHD, thanks for telling me.
I will avoid thee.
G0C0CKS is the worse one.
I never want to see your cocky fun.

L0L R0AD is so dumb.
Must have made it up while drunk off rum.
I95 SUKZ, that I don't know.
Sure some will agree though.

AZZ KIKR you say?
Does kicking them give you joy at your bay?
CYABR0 has it right.
These things need to get out of my sight.

So there you are, some personalized plates near and far. Do you have one at your show? Seen any you just have to give a go? Most of them are so dumb but a few are okay to strum. The cat would use FULL0FGAS if he ever got a car for his little rhyming ass.

haha believe it or not once upon a timei had a personalized plate, i was youngso forgive me, some are pretty funny andit makes for a nice distraction while i am driving the figure them out as i scoutthem---some funny ones you found as you gawked around town

Oh, this post was rather funnyas I have seen a few in my travelsit's a good way for the state to make moneypersonalized plates with dates..or matesI don't have one as I am a number personand feel some attachment to my platewhat would I want to say, everydaya trademark of some sorts..

I love this but the BJs bit not being important to the cat because he has no bit really made me laugh a lot, it's crazy some of the plates that you can have customised, really is, we have some weird ones over here as well.

My favorite is Claus. There is a man who drives around a spiffy red truck and looks just like Santa Claus in my town. My daughter loves seeing him drive around in the summertime because she gets to see what he does in his off hours lol.

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.