Sorry, December. I will go to the temple and try to purge myself of my potty mouth and gutter brain. So sorry.

Yeah so um....Rob looked cute in his birthday party attire which consisted of just a plain white t and jeans and his hoodie. Of course he always looks cute. And I'm glad I made it here before the 5th page. Yay!

Niiiiiiiiccccceeee I think it's safe to say this new thread is officially christened

And I think it's safe to say that we may have gotten a wee bit carried away last night But it was all in good fun, and I think a new shiny thread is exactly what we needed for the day after said "dirty girl behaviour"...we'll be good...right?

Juuullliiiieee!!!!!Five MINUTES??? Rob is truly more bumbed Didn't mean to add insult to injury by thinking and quoting 5 hours Both eRob and I blame the mistake on last night's extra curricular activities.

Gah!!! I leave for a few hours to try to be a grown up and I miss like 5 pages, a shiny new thread, and I am fracking emarried!!! Holy Hell!!

Rings~ *sniff* I promise to keep you well stocked in Bodyguard Brownies and Coke Zero. I promise to applaud whenever you break into pop standard song. I promise to quote Buffy with you until our fellow posters groan. I promise to always heart you as my tied for first actual human male ever. *sniff* I do.

December~ My apologies, oh moddess. We all got just a tad carried away with the RobParty last night. *grabs bleach and a sponge and sets to work cleaning the shiny new thread with her ehubby.

Kristiner~ I concur. Cute doesn't begin to cover it. Is it just me, or does his hoodie so look like someone made it for him out of a suit jacket, added a hood to it. That would just make me smile.

Genevieve~ Thank you for officializing the thread by adding on The Corner. But, somehow, it just isn't complete without a little Darkward action, as well.

Elle - Thank you so much for that. Now I can't stop looking at it. Watching him stumble to the door over and over and over and..ok shutting.

Cheez-Its are awesome, btw.

Oh right! I almost forgot. My whiskey story. Ok so I'm not sure if I can handle whiskey or not now, but apparently I tried to at one point. When I was like 1 year old and cutting teeth, my mom used to dab whiskey on my gums. Sounds horrible, but I swear other parents did this too back in the day. So one night when they were having a party, I had crawled off my blanket and into the kitchen. I got into the cabinet they kept the alcohol in (I don't think they had child locks back then) and got it open and started chugging it. My mom was horrified. My dad thought it was the funniest thing ever. I'm not sure how much I drank before my mom took it from me, but it wasn't enough to do anything to me. I'm guessing maybe that's why I don't like the taste of alcohol now. Lol.

ForJazz926 wrote:So I know I just barely carried you over the e-threshold...and it still all seems so new...but I think we should renew our vows. I am just so bursting with e-love that I need to e-declare my virtual self again.

I agree!! Priestess, will you honor us? Our first ceremony was secular, will you bless our union in the name of Carlisle? Hmm, are lesbian e-weddings PG-13? I guess we will just have the party elsewhere .

Kristiner, homeboy would look good in a potato sack. *pictures Rob wearing a potato sack as a type of skirt* Yep, he looks better than he did in the tutu.

EDIT: Kristina I also love your whiskey story!! As a baby! Beats my best friend's story about drinking Palmolive dish soap!

Jazz Girl wrote:Rings~ *sniff* I promise to keep you well stocked in Bodyguard Brownies and Coke Zero. I promise to applaud whenever you break into pop standard song. I promise to quote Buffy with you until our fellow posters groan.

Argh! Please continue to quote Buffy, I personally would never groan, I *heart* the Buffyverse (not that I'm an actaul poster, more or less a lurker, but more often than not it's the highlight of my day) but Buffy and Twilight together in the same area is often times the best thing E-V-E-R. ...*Slinks back into my lurking area in the back*...

Erika & Julie~ I would be honored to officiate the renewal of your evows. Just name the time, place and thread.

Jade~ TeeHee. Thanks for completing the baptism of the thread with loveliness. Can I just say I sooooo love that pic of OscarRob. That man can rock a tux 6 ways to Sunday *sigh* And, the look on his face is just...priceless. As for the happy couples, Erika & Julie and Rings & I have apparently been joined in ematrimony. Ahhh, elove is happiness.

Kristiner~ Yes, I think you and I and a few others will struggle mightily with the PG 13 rating. But, December did ask if we wanted to have our own R rated Rob thread. So, if we struggle too mightily, there's always that option. I think we can do it.

Bellsuz~ Welcome, lurker. And worry not. If I can speak for my ehubby, Buffy will always be on the quoteables list.

Jazz Girl wrote:Rings~ *sniff* I promise to keep you well stocked in Bodyguard Brownies and Coke Zero. I promise to applaud whenever you break into pop standard song. I promise to quote Buffy with you until our fellow posters groan. I promise to always heart you as my tied for first actual human male ever. *sniff* I do.

/reads from a slip of paper, because he's not perfect:

I promise to always put you back on your feet, even after multiple squeesplosions. I promise to randomly break into song (and dance a bit) when the moment strikes me. I promise to wrack my brain for Buffy and Angel quotes (mis)appropos for the circumstances. And I promise to heart you as Whitney Houston hearts Kevin Costner in that Bodyguard film.

'Coz I wish you joy, and happiness... But above all this, I wish you lo~ove...