Several tipsters have sent us pictures of a plane currently flying over State College with an ominous banner in tow. It offers PSU an ultimatum, take down the statue of child-rape enabler Joe Paterno that stands outside Beaver Stadium, or we'll do it ourselves.

Who knows if the Penn State statue authorities will be swayed by the airborne threat. But how awesome would it be if the plane came back tomorrow, tied a rope to the statue, and flew away with it?