Turducken

HOT DAMN. You couldn't handle being just one thing, could you? You want it all, and might be a little hedonistic. You're unpredictable and keep people on their toes with your originality. Your catchphrase is probably "nobody can put me in a box," and it's true (although they can put you in another bird).

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Turkey

Hello, old friend. You're the staple that we all know and love. Some may call you boring, but at the end of the day everyone comes back to you as their true favorite. You think you're highly underrated, and you're right. Warning: Stay away from deep fryers when you're frozen. That could end very badly.

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Stuffing

You're likable and you make people laugh easily. People come to you to be comforted and put at ease. You're a very solid all around person, and people find your friendship to be very filling--I mean, fulfilling. You probably give really fantastic hugs.

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Cranberry Sauce

You're a very divisive person, aren't you? You make yourself noticed in every situation, and that makes people both love you and resent you. But you know what? It's clearly working in your favor, otherwise people wouldn't insist on having you around every year. You keep doing you, ya little troublemaker.

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Pumpkin Pie

You in a phrase: universally lovable. You just please people, and you don't even have to try. People want you in their lives constantly, going so far as to try and incorporate you in strange and inappropriate ways, like in liquid form. There are a few weirdos who may say you're not their thing, but your masses of admirers will always back you up. After all, aren't passive aggressive disagreements the true meaning of Thanksgiving?

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Sweet Potatoes

You're like pumpkin pie's healthy cousin. Just as great, you have the added bonus of actually being good for people. You often act as the caretaker of your friend group thanks to your ability to strike a balance between being comforting and being responsible. Just remember to let loose occasionally, and maybe top yourself off with a marshmallow. Or ten.

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Gravy

You're the life of the party! You can take any dull situation and improve it significantly. This means you get invited to everything, which is amazing, because you love being involved in things. Especially yacht parties. You like boats *wink*.

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Corn Bread

You're versatile, supportive, and often end up being the hype man for the people around you. This can be great, as you usually make your friends look pretty darn good. You get extra points for the fact that you're wonderful all on your own. Go you.

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Green Bean Casserole

You like routine, and that's something you're not ashamed of. Just because you're not the life of the party doesn't mean you don't have your strengths. You're super dependable. People call on you when they want to get things done, and done right. You are truly an inspiration to us all.