You would have to explain to them
a) what the court looks like
b) what the ball looks like
c) half the rules. only half, because that is how many rules their beautiful Wafa takes notice of

Out of interest, who are the 4 most famous dulltards? GSMnadal has got to be one. The likes of Goatdal are too new and other dulltards seem to constantly get banned and then reinvent themselves, only to get banned again

GSMNadal, PileDrive, Matt01 and Kiedis. Topspindoctor is banned, so he's not elegible for bye.

All dulltards. They should make a tournament of 28 players, with the 4 most famous dulltards given a 1st round bye. Moonball obviously allowed.

You would have to explain to them
a) what the court looks like
b) what the ball looks like
c) half the rules. only half, because that is how many rules their beautiful Wafa takes notice of

Out of interest, who are the 4 most famous dulltards? GSMnadal has got to be one. The likes of Goatdal are too new and other dulltards seem to constantly get banned and then reinvent themselves, only to get banned again

Do you have a similar rating system like us? Here your dynamic rating changes after every match you play.

The Dutch rating system conforms to the ITF rating system and is not the same, numbers-wise, to the US. According to the ITF rating conversion chart, a Cat 5 in the Netherlands is equivalent to a 4.0 in US NTRP rating, and a 5.0 NTRP rating is a 3 in the Dutch (and ITF) rating.

The dynamic ranking is similar though.

Californians seems to rate quite hard. There is a bit more "grade inflation" in some of the other states.