PhotoBooth Makes Flight Delays Funner

For the past five hours, I have been sitting in a food court in the airport in Des Moines. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s a lie: I actually spent the first hour sitting in a plane on the tarmac, and the subsequent two hours on line trying to re-book my flight after we were asked to disembark (fire trucks were seemingly involved; yeah, again) before heading towards Pizzeria Uno’s, where I’ve been ever since. So really, we’re only talking 120 or so minutes of pure gastronomical pleasure.