"Based on the Best-Selling Novel, The Tomatoes of Wrath" - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

"This film was filmed entirely on location in France, except for bits that were filmed elsewhere." - Killer Tomatoes Eat France!

"ASPCT Approved: No tomatoes were mistreated or injured during production of this motion picture, except those who deserved it." - Killer Tomatoes Eat France!

"IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS THEATRE WHEN THESE CREDITS BEGAN, YOU'D BE HOME NOW." - Hot Shots!

"This film cannot be shown in Flint. All the theaters have closed." - Roger & Me

"No mimes were injured in the making of this motion picture. Furs were not worn. All catering was strictly vegetarian. Filmed entirely in a non-smoking area. All females were referred to as 'women'. White males were considered suspect and made to feel guilty. Condoms were worn at all times.” - Backfire

"No oceans were polluted during the filming of this movie." - Speed 2: Cruise Control

"No thanks whatsoever to the Santa Rosa City School District Governing Board." - Scream