Stuck in hotel (err, cheapest lodging with wireless) on the road, I found myself watching an episode about an hour ago. I was trying to figure out why exactly these people were on national television, and I could not.

E! has the greatest lineup of shows about "People acting like douchebags" in the history of television.

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I'm a huge fan of The Soup. They do an outstanding job skewering imbecile celebs and the walking disgraces who call themselves "reality stars."

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I appreciate The Soup because it allows me not to waste my time on stupid shit like Sunset Tan while being able to see the stupidest shit it has to offer. The Soup has given America thousands of hours of freedom to do other things.