How Would Spider-Man Deal with Being Middle Aged? (Feat. Edgoose)

In which our heroes buy an Italian sports car, dye their thinning hair, squeeze into tight spandex to recreate the good old days and ask how would Spiderman deal with being middle-aged? We wonder if we'd risk dating Peter Parker, why Aunt May insists on marrying villains and why they made a Man-Spider movie. Duscher predicts sad old man-boobs, Zammit wonders how long Mary Jane sticks it out, Tom is worried about concussions and Jackson gets really into mints. So get prepared for wrinkles and forgetfulness as we try to ignore old Peter Parker's friend requests on Facebook.

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In which we ask the important questions in pop culture and dissect fictional universes. Because seriously, who deals with super weapon sanitation and imperial employee agreements? If you’re looking for serious discussions, this isn't the podcast you're looking for and we are so sorry about that joke.