Seriously?? What is WRONG with you!!! The guy just fucking made you pancakes and you wanna bolt? Are you on crack? That's time to STAY. Dude is a total keeper. Granted the oven mitts are a bit off, but they could have been like a gift from his mother or something.

People give this dumb bitch a break. What she forgot to include was that the guy kept slapping her across the face with what he was calling his eeyore donkey cock and the pancakes were covered in a mysterious white sauce he was calling Christopher Robin surprise.