Okay, so this is technically a parody ad produced by Funny or Die. But it still stars John Goodman as a maybe-gay, definitely-creepy Colonel who extols the virtues of picking KFC over Chick-fil-A (they're open on Sundays!).

And, as Gotcha Media points out, there's a very real possibility that KFC "helped" make this video happen, given its salient timeliness.