I've been working on the Bible of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to parallel the Christian Bible. However, this would more novelized, so as to make it easier to read. After it is compiled, I would hope to send it to Bobby. Any ideas?

Sincerely, Drew Anderson, Th. D. Captain of the Birthday Massacre High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta

If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "

Pirate Terramort wrote:I've been working on the Bible of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to parallel the Christian Bible. However, this would more novelized, so as to make it easier to read. After it is compiled, I would hope to send it to Bobby. Any ideas?

We have a Gospel. It is good enough to me (despite it's terrible attitudes and flaws) and in it is contained the Holy Noodle, a satisfactory account of the creation of the Earth as it actually happend.

Clifford

By the power invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I name you a pedo-dog!

We should put together a second book compiling in stories and content from the older threads of the forum and other ingenious things that have been put together over the last few years. It shouldn't be too much like the bible because the bible is boring as hell, but it should be created in more of that sort of fashion.Any elaborating thoughts?

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

I think we should just go for it. If it doesn't turn out, we still have the gospel.

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

Might I suggest that Pastafarian literature should avoid mocking any one particular religion and either parody those who would force their beliefs on others, or relate the topics and discussions that have come up on the main page and in the forums. By using the xian bible as a template, we are severely limiting our palette.

Your right, we should use it to explain as much as we possibly can about the FSM and his noodleyness. We should try to make it as unique as we possibly can. We need to have something that belongs to us (other then the gospel) that can help define us from the rest.

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

Edd wrote:Might I suggest that Pastafarian literature should avoid mocking any one particular religion and either parody those who would force their beliefs on others, or relate the topics and discussions that have come up on the main page and in the forums. By using the xian bible as a template, we are severely limiting our palette.

I agree, let's mock all false religions not just one. I don't really know how we could possibly parody other holey book as they seem to be Parody Incarnate already.

Deleet wrote:I guess that we could create a lot more and have them be very inconsistent, just to mimic the Xians?

I think it would be a lot more fun and honour the FSM (bless its bones) greater if we kept it consistent. We could set a precedent for scriptures!

If you have a look at old posts, there are alot of scriptures. There was a massive effort to compile the 'Loose Cannon', but it never quite got up.It could still be done, but it would need alot of collective effort.