MS – Yes you are Lycra and we wouldn’t have you any other way. It’s actually in your contract. And now here’s the rest of our panel. First up, former disgraced journalist and now shameless democrat shill Mike Carbuncle.

MS – Well gang, let’s get right down to it. Fraudulent and illegal President Trump has just passed the 100-day mark of his fraudulent and illegal presidency.

LS – He’s so not good! If I was allowed to hate people I’d hate him. And I’d hate his wife who is older than me and not young like I am. I’m not old yet you know.

MC – That was very well put Lycra. You are very young. And your platinum blonde hair reminds me of the time I interviewed beautiful Hollywood blonde bombshell Jean Harlow right after she starred with Clark Gable in 1933’s Red Dust.

SS – But you would have been four years old in 1933.

MC – Yes, I was quite precocious.

MS – Getting back on track. We are here to look objectively at the events of the last 100 days and without bias decide exactly where it became a failed presidency.

CC – That won’t be too hard at all. Back when I was working for storied Speaker of the House, Slip O’Peel, we had a saying, “The buck stops here.”

SS – But O’Peel would have only been 13 when Truman was quoted as saying it.

CC – Yes, he was precocious. Anyway, my point is that obviously, Trump’s presidency became a failed one on Inauguration Day when he failed to use his entire speech as a hymn of praise to Barack Hussein Obama, the most gifted and beloved person ever to occupy the Oval Office. Did I ever tell you the time I got this tingle up my leg during one of his speeches?

LS – Yes Shmoe. I think it happened later. I think it happened when he was mean to those reporters on TV. Reporters (and TV people in general) are the best and nicest people in the world. Being mean to them is like really not good. That is when I feel his presidency failed.

MC – Certainly Shmoe. This presidency officially ended when Trump nominated Gorsuch. When Trump told the country that Gorsuch represented the highest standards of judicial competency he overplayed his hand. To quote from my highly popular and respected blog post of that day, I extemporized, “Mr President, you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.” Man was I on fire in that post!

Great stuff. Meanwhile, over at Politicrow they’re fretting over Trump watching Foxes and Center-right Friends. They’re concerned that the unrelenting positivity has a warping effect on his thinking. Clearly he needs to watch more Morning Schmoe so he can get more doses of reality for the next 1360 days of hate.

Well folks, it appears that Shmoe and his colleagues have their work cut out for them. I hope to give them a platform from which to enlighten all of us. What new wisdom will they impart? Well to quote from Shmoe himself, “I wish I knew Lycra, I wish I knew.”