5/26/09

I NEVER thought I'd see the day...

Dear Bitchy,

Hold the phone. HOLD THE PHONE!!!!Was I dreaming last night, or did you actually hang out with your SISTER Sassy all night?Did you go have coffee?Did you really go play bingo at that little carnival?Did you HANG OUT on the trampoline all night without pulling each other’s hair out?

Someone call Will Smith and tell him to get his green jumpsuit ready – the world is coming to an end.

I have four girls and they are four years apart (as in 11,9,7,7). When I found out we would have all girls I had visions of all the fun they'd have together... how close they'd be. I think it was more of a fantasy, but I'm hopeful that they'll find what your girls have (at least yesterday!) someday :)

Sisters! I remember one time, not that long ago when my two girls got in a fight over who could use the washer, not sure if their was hair pulling, but there was some pushing & shoving and bouncing of the washing machine. I just walked in my room!

Fast forward ten years. They are both holding babies and talking to each other. You are in the background, stirring something. Me I love my two sisters more than anything and we used to yank each other around by the hair.

there is hope for them yet. If they can have moments of toleration now, you can expect they will have more when they grow up. I used to hold my sister down and SPIT in her mouth.....we are, fortunately, much MUSCH better friends now!!

When I realized my college-aged daughter and high school son were suddenly getting along beautifully, I told my then-husband about it. I couldn't understand what happened to allow this to occur. He said, "Oh, it's easy! They now have a common enemy.. Danielle!" Now the 3 of them have abandoned me and left me to deal with the she-devil alone. Nice, huh.

There is the possibility that Bitchy is helping Sassy plot revenge for the poor sucker who made the mistake of dumping Sassy after the Prom! Whew, I'd hate to have to go up against a pair of angry sisters out for revenge.

I bet Bitchy even knows some great places to hide the body.

Oh no - that couldn't be it . . . I'm sure they were discussing the latest Barbi accessories! Yeah, that's it!

I believe you might be right about the end of the world. Then again, maybe that whole sibling rivalry thing is just an act they put on for our benefit (or misery, if you will). Kind of makes me wonder what they're up to...

At Easter, the daughter and the son and the daughter's two friends went behind closed doors to play Scrabble. We only knew because we peeked in and witnessed it. No arguing or anything. Just serious scrabbling.

Tell me that's not one of the seven signs of the apocalypse or something.

Don't forget to tip the waitress. I really DO live on tips....

Cause I know you want to buy stuff...

About Me

I am a teacher, a writer, and the mother of three children. I've decided I'll never give up. No matter how many battles I lose; no matter how many tears I shed; no matter how many martinis I have to drink, I will continue to fight the good fight! I love to laugh, believe that every day is a new day, and thank God each morning that I am still here.