I’m not making this up. Seems that there’s another movie version of “The Other Boleyn Girl” in the pipeline.

With the success and utter brilliance of “The Tudors”, you might be inclined to think, “why?” I know that was the first thing to go through my mind. Who could the cast and director be that would rival that which Showtime put together?

The Other Boleyn Girl is not going to be any quality match for The Tudors. Although, sadly, it may be more financially successful, thanks to its cast. Namely Natalie, and Scarlett Johansson.

Which only goes to show how fickle the human race really is. Neither of these girls is much of an actress, and Scarlett in particular has shown that she’s no flair for accents, nor is she really bright enough to deliver lines that are literary or polysyllabic. Scarlett’s performance in The Black Dahlia could not have been more wooden.

To be fair to Natalie though, it could be that she has potential as an actress, but just has had dreadful roles. It’s hard to say, at least until she works with someone talented.

She has a pretty face, and more to the point, I do like her bum – albeit a little hippier than one might expect. Again, a buttcrack pic always persuades me.

Enjoy these pole dancing moments from “Closer” the only bright spots in what was otherwise a dreadful movie.