Summary

When Amy asks Sheldon to meet her mother, he becomes worried she wants to be his girlfriend, and embarks on a series of attempts to avoid her. She eventually tells him that he only wishes to please her mother, who wishes Amy to socialize. A relieved Sheldon agrees to speak to Amy's mother via webchat, though the details of their faux relationship and sexual relations are a bit too explicit for her mother's taste. Meanwhile, Leonard, frustrated by the fact that he is the only one of the men without a girlfriend, invokes the "Girlfriend Pact" with Howard, last mentioned in "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary" from Season 3. Howard gets Bernadette to set Leonard up on a date with Joy, one of her friends, whose obnoxious, inappropriate behavior makes for a horrible date for Leonard. Nonetheless, Leonard a...