Getting busted for the first time

This happened 2 days ago. It's 100% true.

Alright boys, I' m
gonna be leaving
now. I' ll be back
in around
hours. Derpy,
1: ooah, torah, torah..
Two of my friends
Derp and Derpy, in
this case) and I were
at Derpy' s house after
school. We were
waiting for his
brother to leave
before smoking.
Alright,
Derpy' s
Brother
door slams*
see you later.
Let the
Pass Begin
Funnyfunk
Moments later.
No big deal man, we grab all
the stuff and exit: by the
back of the Garage. Then,, we
hide under the balcony
What: do we until the person leaves.
do if
shows up?
I shit you not, literally
seconds after we thought of
our emergency escape plan, we
heard a car pull into the
driveway, right in front of
the Garage.
We' re under the
balcony, crunched up,
and we hear footsteps
and doors
in the house.
Dude, you' re fucking crazy!
Stay under here until we hear
him leave, It smells like weed
in the garage! They' ll know
we' re stoned.
Derp and I are under the
balcony, expecting the
worse. We don' t hear any
sounds.
Fuck TOWER FACE
INDEE . FACE
We head back into the house to enjoy
the buzz and have a good time.
Dude, we were so fuckin'
CHEWEH
PTFWQP
CH Ftp."
Then, out of fucking nowhere, his
brother comes into the house from
the Garage.
Without a single word,
we headed out.
T[ { EH FACE TUNER FACE
I had a hard time
accepting the
fact of getting
caught. Luckily
far Derp and I,
my house was just
down the road. I
invited him to my
place to crash
far the night.
GRAB THE STUFF AND GET
THE FUCK UNDER THE
BALCONY!
Guys, I think I
should go check
who it is. I' ll
go around the
house and see if
I can recognize
who' s car it is.
Derpy ends
up going
anyways
15.]: -out 5 minutes later.
Guys, we' re
tripping balls,
there' s nobody
here. My dog' s
been walking around
the house, Hahaha!
Then, I remembered: I heard
doors open and close, while
all three of us were under the
Derp, Herp (ma),
it' s time to go
Derpy and I
have to have a
Holy fuck dude,
we just got
busted! I was
supposed to crash
at his place far
the night, what
the fuck man!
If you made it
this far, thanks
for reading. It' s
DC and
unfortunately
true. Thumb.
Skip, I don' t
really care, I
just wanted to
share this with
you guys.

That sucks man, at least he didn't go to his parents.
My ex pm'ed my mum on facebook to tell her I was doing drugs, my mum asked me about it and when I told her it was only grass she was like, "okay, be careful, don't drive high, next time you have some gear you should give some to your dad. Also, I'll be pissed off if you start taking hard drugs." MFW.

my mum snapped me via facebook. id gone to a legalize cannabis rally in town and someone had taken a bunch of photos of me with signs or a joint (ask me why) and my mum asked me about it. now me and her smoke up 3 times a day together. interesting turn of events amiright.