Kuroshitsuji’s Sebastian teaches you how to be a lady…

Ladies, and the not-so ladies, and the self-called ladies, and you: Refine your lady etiquette by reading this new how-to book 【ＴＶアニメ「黒執事」セバスチャンが教える 愛されるお嬢様マナー】that will be released on July 29th. Our own very super butler Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji will mold you into a lovely, well refined and mannered society LADY… or man-killer, or okama.

(This is proof that Sebastian can coach anyone into hell-o-va lady, even if…)

I wonder how much of the manners Sebastian teaches can be well-applied to the 21st Century culture of rudeness, I mean afterall Sebastian the Butler is from the 19th Century (*we have no information as of what Sebastian’s name and whereabouts are in the now 2009, since we already know he can live a very long time). But I’d double check with the latest edition of Emily Post’s Etiquette just in case, so people don’t think you’ve just stepped out of a steam motored time machine…… unless of course your daily routine includes having tea with the Queen.

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2 Responses to "Kuroshitsuji’s Sebastian teaches you how to be a lady…"

Man-killer? ROFL. What’s an okama? I heard that there are schools that actually mould young girls into the perfect woman. It’s like boarding schools for the high society people, except the main things you learn are how to walk and arranging cutlery(<—Haha) and vice versa. Heard that it can be hell though. 😐 But that's a cool book! Reckon we all need a dose of that-and perhaps Sebastian in the process! Indeed, I have seen the magazines; those images are quite the eye-candy.

‘Okama’ can be translated as ‘drag queen’. Some male friends from Tokyo told me that few months back, the ‘okama’ talk was the IN fashion, even among straight guys ^^; O….K….

Back to the topic, yes I know those boarding schools, my mom was forced to attend one of those (non-boarding) when she was young, hahaha. But they really “shape you up”, so everything that you do, you do it naturally and with pose and style. I probably burst out.
The next step down would probably be attending certain catholic schools. The nuns can be quite strict to the point of being scary though.