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that every man and woman gets ONE sheet of toilet paper per day so the way they use it is to rip a whole in the middle and stick their finger through the whole and then up the ass and then wipe around the edge and then wash their finger afterwards.

is this true? why not just not bother with toilet paper at all and rub your hands over it until it is clean and keep washing them afterwards so you don't have any paper at all?