The adults-only event will take place in San Francisco’s Regency Center
Ballroom and includes dinner and, thankfully, an open bar. But wipe
that piss off your face, queens, because the invite suggests that Joan
doesn’t like to be kept waiting:

Dinner
will start exactly at 7:00pm, so don’t be late – not even to be
fashionable! If you want to be fashionable, then start planning your
outfit now because this event is formal. Appropriate attire includes
formal wear, dress leather and high-fashion kink wear!

The prettiest pics we’ve seen on the internet today are of celebrity son Scott Eastwood, who just had a photo spread devoted to his beauty in Town & Country magazine. The 27-year-old actor and surfer appeared in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D as well as in an uncredited role in Chasing Mavericks.