All I Want For Christmas is… a Swiffer WetJet

Believe it or not, there was a time when I didn’t enjoy cleaning my floors! I know! Crazy, eh? Then along came Swiffer, and it’s like my whole entire world was changed forever! I can push that Swiffer broom up and down the hardwood floors all day long and never get tired of it. Yesterday’s dirty dishes piled in the sink? Yeah, so what? Bed hasn’t been made in a week? True dat. Dust and hair collecting on the floors? Not in my house! Not as long as I have a clean Swiffer pad! No siree.

Now I’m thinking that it’s time to up my game and add a little Swiffer WetJet action into the mix! Mops are for sissies. A bucket of dirty water? Not my style. Sure, it’s the financially responsible choice, but really… This is a guy who gets giddy from the latest Apple release… Do I really seem like someone with financially responsible decision making? Don’t answer that.

So Santa, it’s like this… how many times have you ever seen a cleaning product on my wish list? (We don’t include the French maid) How many times have you ever seen a cleaning product on ANY wish list? (Again… leave the French maid out of it) Obviously this is a unique request, and one that I think you should take very seriously. Give the gift of clean floors, Santa. Give the gift of Swiffer…