So for all you scum bags out in Hollywoodland, nows the time to cozy up to Eggert while she’s still plump and has zero self-confidence. She’ll grow emotionally attached to you, then when she drops the weight and is a hot ass cougar she won’t dump your ass. Oh, and if she does just try to dump you, just fatten her up again to keep her self-confidence in check. Not too fat though, because they don’t give you two shots at Celebrity Fit Club, and she’ll have to work the weight off on her own.