There Are Used Vibrators on EBay (Don't Ask How We Know)

Guy: Me and the wife are going out this weekend. You think you could hook me up with…uhh, some happy fun time shit?Girl: Are you serious? I don't think I have anything you'd like. How do you know what your wife wants?Guy: What the fuck? She wants weed, end of story!Girl: Oh, shit! I thought you were talking about sex toys!Guy: Why the fuck would I ask to borrow someone else's sex toys?Girl: I…uh…Guy (smirking): So you have sex toys, huh? What kind?Girl: Shut up!