Air Force Strikes Blow against Terror by Rounding Up Girly Calendars

While the Navy has been busy doing dumb things like issuing flammable work uniforms to sailors and relying entirely on a few hundred overworked SEALS to maintain its reputation, the Air Force has been hard at work protecting the American Way of Life.

Last November, we covered the Air Force’s service-wide crackdown on inappropriate materials like girly calendars, racy posters, and historic photographs of nose art painted on aircraft flown by actual warriors.

Everybody laughed then.

Well, we’re sure not laughing now.

Because among the inappropriate materials discovered in Air Force workplaces by Air Force Chief of Staff General Mark Welch and his team of inquisitors, officials confiscated the following dangerous items:

A photograph of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (without a shirt).

A copy of Air Force Times featuring breast-feeding women on the cover.

200+ images of aircraft nose art dating back to WWII

A copy of a novel entitled 50 Shades of Grey

The Swimsuit Edition of Sports Illustrated (which Air Force officials classified as “pornography.”)

One response to “Air Force Strikes Blow against Terror by Rounding Up Girly Calendars”

It just shows the lack of respect for the freedoms guaranteed by the constitution this great country was founded on. All I ask is when are we as a nation going to take back our country from those who would destroy it? It is a travesty in knowing that very few elected officials have ever put themselves in the uniform of this country, yet try to shove their progressive socialist ideas on the nation,it is indeed a dark day in our history.