CEO CEO

If I Could I'D Tell You

You come in and I say “Good morning, Welcome to Dunkin Donuts”But is the morning really good? No, it’s dark and coldAm I feeling particularly welcoming? No, I hate you.But this is what I sayBecause this is who I am supposed to be.Your order-taking, donut choosing robotWho must move his limbs in the right places at the right timesIn order to keep our service rate consistently about 80% But Oh my God, If only I could speak