On the other hand, the SAMSUNG smart tv warning does say that if you talk in front of it, private matters might be picked up. They supposedly do not keep the data from the voice recognition, and it can be disabled if you turn voice recognition off.. but... potentially it could be hacked.

A Gator expert handler goes into a bar with a alligator and announces he will perform a stunt for free drinks.

He states he will put his private parts in the alligators mouth and remove them without so much as a scratch.

He jumps onto the bar with the gator and gingerly puts his privates into the gators mouth and then with a blow on it's head with his beer bottle the gator opens it's mouth and low and behold he is unscathed.

He then announces does anyone in here care to try it??????

Way in the back corner of the bar a little old lady comes forth and says, " I'll give it a go but just don't hit me to hard with the beer bottle."

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