Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Operation, Part II

Editor's note: This is the second installment in our continuing series that narrates the ongoing Operation Yhency. For background, see our first post on this Operation, which unveils our not-so-well-planned, ummmmm, plan.

In an Operation that we promised would often involve little to no activity and sporadic updates on this blog, we have nailed down the address that we will use to write our letter to Yhency, a full month after the target date. But that's okay, we think, because Yhency just reported to Dodgertown the other day and now has a sore shoulder! Just a case of Yhency being Yhency, we suppose.

After having no luck uncovering any sort of a personal address, we were initially torn between mailing our letter to Yhency at Dodgertown in Vero Beach, Florida (the Dodgers' spring training facility) or sending it directly to our shrine, Dodger Stadium. But seeing as Yhency isn't at Dodgertown yet and will be absent for the duration of the World Baseball Classic (maybe), we think it makes sense to contact Yhency via Dodger Stadium.

About

Year

IP

ERA

WHIP

K

BB

2006

5.0

5.40

1.80

4

2

2005

72.2

5.33

1.40

61

32

2004

32.2

2.48

1.22

27

15

On December 13, 2003, the Los Angeles Dodgers pulled a coup d'etat in a single trade by swiftly ridding themselves of the Artist Formerly Known as Kevin Brown and landing an unknown Yhency Brazoban. One and a half year and an Eric Gagne blown elbow later, Yhency tempted his way straight to the Dodgers' closer role. Unfortunately, his stint as closer didn't last long, but his spirit is still strong, and it lives on in this blog. For I am the Son of Yhency. (Figuratively speaking, of course.)