No, it's not just your three friends from college and your ex-girlfriend and your cousin and those guys who used to be in your band: all the kids these days are moving to Austin, Texas. I heard Austin's cool, yeah.

From 2007-2009, more Americans aged 25-34 moved to Austin than to any other city. In that short period of time, they've all already learned how to operate food trucks and complain about how SXSW is "amateur hour."