Person: Why won't my friend get up!
Dr.Doctor: He seems to be a moron.
Person: What if I kick him?
Dr.Doctor: I'm a Dr.Doctor, not a psychic.
Person: I kicked him and fell on the floor!
Dr.Doctor: He was on the floor when this mess started.. I conclude that this is a disease that is highly infectious through foot-to-leg contact!
Now to detain everyone.

it seems to me that you have a bit of an issue making sense, may I help?

Person: Why won't my friend get up!
Dr.Doctor: He seems to be a moron.
Person: What if I kick him?
Dr.Doctor: I'm a Dr.Doctor, not a psychic.
Person: I kicked him and fell on the floor!
Dr.Doctor: He was on the floor when this mess started.. I conclude that this is a disease that is highly infectious through foot-to-leg contact!
Now to detain everyone.