That’s Nick Nolte’s Crib

We used Nick Nolte's mugshot for this post so you would immediately be like, "Oh right! That guy."

His compound is currently on the market for $8.25 million. It was originally purchased in 1991 and has since been filled with things that would make the best episode of 'Hoarders' ever.

The 6,000 square-foot home has four bedrooms, four bathrooms and plenty of place to put your collectibles.

Like maybe your marble Chinese dog monsters that guard the entrance to your living room. Just as an example.

It also boasts six carved wood and stone fireplaces, a six-car garage (although obviously you should put your motorcycle in your kitchen because the garage is for automobiles only), a tennis court, a freshwater pool and a spa.

Even better, Nolte will be moving to the house next store when he sells so you can be neighbors forever!