— RIP Chad Ochocinco, 2008-2012. The Dolphins receiver has changed his last name back to Johnson. According to his website, “The main reason behind the name change was due to his marriage to Evelyn Lozada.” Tsk, tsk. She’s already changing you. Under most circumstances, I’d say that’s a negative, but yeah…

— In the comments for this week’s Fun With Peter King, commenter Upstate Underdog linked to the eBay page where someone named “kkkevin” is selling the PK bobblehead given away by the Lowell Spinners. He’s only asking for $60. Are you suggesting that this prime piece of Petey memorabilia isn’t worth the equivalent of six or seven sixers of citrus beer or even a pound of fresh Dachau gravel?

— Meanwhile, a Lions player has bemoaned that the team has become a “laughingstock”. Perhaps, but it was not long ago that the Lions would have killed to be a laughingstock for player arrests as opposed to just being the Lions. Perspective!

— For the previous two seasons, the Buccaneers have used a car service to wake up LaGarrette Blount and make sure he makes it the three miles to team headquarters for practice. Something tells me he won’t have the massive fantasy hype going into this season that he had at this point last year. #BurnedByBlount

LeGarrette Blount needs to just gorge on ice cream sammiches and McDonald’s. If that dude could only put on 40 pounds, he’d be even more impossible to tackle, so long as he can maintain a 6.07 40 time.