#ICYMI | Top Five Takeaways From Love and Hip Hop Hollywood 🌴😎

So everyone’s favorite girls and gworls of Hollywood reconvened this Monday night to bring us all the mess and shade we (secretly) desire. We’re on episode three and the levels of #icannuhicannuh overfloweth 😩😩 Check out our top five takeaways from this week’s episode and get your life!

Hazel E Bumrushed The Editing Room 🤣

I know I cannot be the only one noticing how snatched Hazel E has been looking this season 😍 Homegirl finally found herself a glam squad that actually cares about her because those season one and two looks… 😐
Forreal though, all of the scenes that could (and should) have Hazel coming out looking stupid somehow ended up working out for her. Last episode she even got a whole extra ass day of filming with a whole new wig 😂😂 See, I need to make friends in high places (like the editing room)

Y’all Please Get Cousin Lyrica 🤦🏽‍♂️

Lyrica had me asking all types of questions the whole time I saw her. Is A1 attempting to sign a possibly hot artist (shit Ty Dolla Sign’s sister) really that bad? I was dead at Lyrica really acting like Ty$’s sister was gonna be trying to push up on her man of all people like that? Manager chick in the background wasn’t having that shit either. She was looking like her and Lyrica were ready to have a #goglenda moment at ANY time.

…And Cousin Brooke 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

And speaking of girls going off this episode. Let’s all turn and give a quick side eye to Brooke Valentine. Bitch if I don’t see Jade AND Marcus getting dragged across this Samsung 55inch HD smart TV screen I’m flipping the table. If it was ever a time to be a *whispers* Girlfight, it should have been now. I’m all for passiveness but you gotta make your man pay like Beyoncé did. I need at least another two episodes of Don’t Hold Yourself before we move onto Sandcastles (cause we always gotta get to sandcastles eventually 🙄)

We Also Need To Take Up Collection For Teairra Mari 😐

Teairra Mari and Cisco (yup, that one) apparently had the very special episode scenes this week 😢 Teairra clearly has more than a slight issue because girl you were LIT on TV, and not the oh I’m out with my homegirls having a good time type of lit. You don’t get lit like you were lit on this episode for a dinner with friends and a new bae (and on tv no less) so Ima pray for you forreal sis because that was a mess and a half. It was interesting seeing Cisco though interact with Moniece on her turf. I’m telling y’all Mona is gathering her army for her massive #LoveandHipHop crossover. I’m psychic so trust me I know, Mona LIVES for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and she’s putting everyone on these shows where they need to be for WWRatchet.

Safaree and his… oil 🤔

Real quick #FreeishFam, so Safaree has a coconut oil line? Get money, I guess 😂

That’s all folks! Check us out next week for more takeaways from our favs and flops over in Hollywood 🌴😎