Friday, April 25, 2014

After two weeks in Vietnam I think I have finally got a
handle on their road rules.Those of you
who have visited this part of the world will undoubtedly have similar memories,
those of you who have never been to Vietnam or Cambodia … well… don’t say you
were not warned!

Starting at the bottom.. the humble bicycle.. usually
clapped out and owned by those whose circumstances do not offer any other
alternatives.Fitted with a small basket
at the front they are the usual means of transport for older primary kids. They
can accommodate 2 passengers in addition to the rider if absolutely necessary.

Women in Vietnam value 'white' skin so riding attire often consists of a jacket (to cover the arms) a hat and a dust mask.

Bicycles can also be fitted out with additional carrying
capacity in the form of platforms at either end to accommodate baskets and
trays for the transportation of goods.

Be advised that when these additional
platforms are added, it is not actually possible to actually ride the bike.

Rules for bikes appear to be:

·Ride on the side of the road, taking care not to
have the crapper scared out of you by any larger vehicle that blasts its horn
10feet behind you – just so you know it’s coming (bikes do not have rear-view
mirrors)

·In the absence of indicators, there is no need
to signal – simply aim for the street / driveway you wish to turn into, pedal
into the middle of the traffic and ride blithely across the oncoming traffic
and into your intended destination street/driveway. In heavy traffic you should
indicate your intention to turn by wriggling your fingers by your side, on the
side you wish to turn to.

Since they are pedal powered, cyclo’s (pronounced sick-low) come
next… think pedal powered rickshaw for the uninitiated.They are a tourist trap if ever there was
one.Everywhere you go in any city that tourists
frequent, you are offered “cyclo sir! …
cyclo madamme!” .. the unwary fall for these solicitations and because they generally
only take a single passenger, you see them part way through their ‘one hour
tour’ looking half-way between bored and embarrassed.

Motorbikes – come in a wide variety of styles – at the
bottom of the desirability ladder are the old and almost completely crapped out
Chinese made bikes held together with wire and plastic raffia packing twine.They do not have a ‘boot’ but can accommodate
up to 4 passengers

Slighty up the range are the electric bicycles – generally ridden
by early teens whose parents obviously do not trust them anything with a real
engine. Some pedalling is required and
these bikes can accommodate two school age kids providing no-one takes any
books home.

Next in line are the myriad of scooters… from the jaunty
little vesper-like ones, usually pink or red and ridden by the fashionistas among
the late teen and early twenties girls… often with matching helmets (complete
with shaping at the back so you don’t squash your ponytail)….

And to maintain their dignity, the fashionista in a skirt invariably has to ride side-saddle

Women in Vietnam value 'white' skin so riding attire often consists of a jacket with build-in hat and dust mask. A fitting helmet is optional

.....to the sturdy
family sedans with room for a kids seat at the front. Scooters and small motorbikes are the lifeblood
of cities like Saigon, Hanoi, Phnom Penh and Siem Reap – and just about
everywhere else in this part of the world.There are about 3 million motorbikes in Saigon and at any one time you
can expect to see 75% of them on the road! Comfortably carrying two, although three
is quite normal and at times the whole family including little kids will cram
onto the Honda for a trip to the shops.

Kids car seat .. the Vietnam version ... it looks more like a kitchen stool to me!

Doing your homework ... on the way home from school

"Yes mum I'll pick up some noodles"

"Yes dear, I remembered to pick Mary up from school"

Then there are the motorcycle work utes…. used to carry
almost every conceivable package, tin, sack, small animal, household appliance or
building material.They’re rarely washed
(unlike the fashionista’s scooters which are lovingly cleaned by adoring
boyfriends or the hired help on a daily basis) and often have some kind of
additional contraption attached to facilitate the carriage of goods.

Any good tradie generally has an apprentice, and in SE Asia,
the apprentice’s job is to ride pillion holding whatever building needs
delivering.The fact that sometimes he is unable
to see where they are going or what is coming is irrelevant.

Of course there are some goods that require more than a ute
and cannot be transported without the addition of a trailer….pulled of course
by a motorbike of some description – usually old.The people of SE Asia are an ingenious bunch
and cobbling together a tow-ball for a motorbike is childsplay.

Motorcycle road rules in this part of the world are quite
confusing at first glance.To the casual
observer there do not actually appear to be any, but on closer inspection there
seem to be about 4.

1.Ride on the right side of the road unless:

a)You exitinghouse/shop/office and are already on a footpath in which case you can
continue for up to 50m

b)You need to turn left in which case you may
drift to the centre of the road and into the oncoming line of traffic approx. 100m
before your turn-off

2.Helmets are (supposedly) compulsory, except when…

a)It is hot

b)You are a pillion passenger

c)You do not want to get ‘helmet hair’
(particularly important for the fashionistas)

d)You are carrying groceries or building materials

3.Traffic lights and signals are to obeyed at all
times… unless

a)You are turning right in which case it is
perfectly fine to simply continue round the corner

b)There are
no larger vehicles lined up at the other red light waiting their turn to cross
the intersection

c)You are in a hurry… in which case riding straight
through is perfectly acceptable

4.Your horn is your most important piece of
equipment.Ensure it is working at all
times and use it! …. Particularly when:

a)You are entering any intersection

b)You are approaching another vehicle

c)You are approaching a pedestrian

d)You are approaching livestock

Cars, like motorbikes, fall into three categories and as
elsewhere in the world are often a status symbol.

In Vietnam there did not appear to be that many ‘old clapped
out cars’ .. obviously they are shipped off somewhere like Cambodia.

The car market in Vietnam is, not surprisingly dominated by
Japanese and Korean makers… Hyundai, Toyota, Kia and the ratio of cars to
motorbikes would run at around 1 car for every 57 motorbikes.Parking is an issue – you really can’t just
park your car on the footpath and you certainly cannot bring it inside the
house at night.

...or park on the footpath

The Toyota Camry is the most popular car in Cambodia, used
as taxis (but generally without any taxi-like signage)and private vehicles, the older they get, he
more people they are expected to accommodate.Seeing a family of 7 or 8 (who no longer all fit on the Honda Dream) squeezed
into an old Camry is not unusual.

Black Audis are the vehicle of choice for the newly
financially enhanced.It used to be
Lexus (and particularly 4WD ones) but clever marketing from Audi appealing to
the smart businessman who wanted to ‘stand out from the rest’ has resulted in
so many black Audi’s that these guys now no longer stand out.The big black Audi’s are the Vietnamese
version of a com-car.In Cambodia government
officials still drive black Lexus 4WDs.

The Bulgarian PM's com-car motorcade

Owners of cars like Mercedes AMG’s park wherever they
like! And it is perfectly OK to block all other traffic in the street. No road rules apply to them
either.

Road rules for Car drivers in both Cambodia and Vietnam are
relatively similar, and some of the bike rules apply equally.

But, to start with the most important things for a driver to
know is getting the car moving and the selection of gears.

As far as getting the car moving is concerned…...First gear is entirely optional, and if
engaged at all, the aim is to get out of it as quickly as possible, under 0.5
of a second being optimal.The fact that
the car splutters and protests is irrelevant.Once second gear is selected, third becomes optional and the objective
is to get to 4th gear and then 5th before the vehicle is
travelling faster than 40kph.

Once the driver has the car moving and has eased into the
traffic.. generally following the bike rules (1a & b – driving on the right
side of the road and turning left,3a –
traffic lights,and 4 a to d – the use
of the horn) the next skill to be mastered is the overtaking manoeuvre.Contrary to best-practise in other parts of the world
which indicate the driver should not overtake a slower vehicle of equal or
larger mass with traffic coming in the oncoming direction, this is not how it
is done in either Vietnam or Cambodia.

The overtaking manoeuvre is accomplished in two parts.Firstly the driver is required to drive up to
and be as close as possible to the rear end of the slower vehicle they wish to
overtake.This is particularly important
if the slow vehicle is something like a truck.

Once in place for overtaking, the driver is required to drift into the oncoming lane to see what, if any oncoming vehicles are visible.If there are no vehicles of equal or larger size, the driver gently coaxes a little more than 40kph from the accelerator and moves across the centre line to pass the slower vehicle.Once the rear of the vehicle is marginally in front of the slower vehicle, the driver will swing back into his own lane – expecting the driver of the slower vehicle to brake and make a larger space to move into.Please note the onus is on the driver of the vehicle being overtaken to create the space for the overtaking vehicle.

step 1 .. move right up the @ss of the vehicle in front

step 2 swing into the other lane and see if anything is coming .. blow horn simultaneously

step 3 plant foot and ignore the complaints of your engine as you try go from 40k/hr in 5th gear to fast enough to overtake..

OK... nothing coming ... lets go!

All this must be accomplished with one hand on the horn in
accordance with motorbike rule 4a to d.

Moving up in size to trucks.Major cities did not seem to have lots of clapped out very old model
cars – no 1980’s models etc, but old clapped out trucks was another thing all
together.Everywhere you went you saw
these old clunkers – held together with god-knows-what and certainly not capable
of passing any Australian road-worthy certificate.

And next in size are buses … and what a range there is.Bashed up old minibuses carrying way too much
cargo or way to many people, new ford transit buses fitted with 14 seats (plus
the option of 3 fold down seats) carry tourists places like the Lao Cai train
station to Sapa in a modicum of comfort.Bigger (but certainly of the clapped out variety) buses ply the roads around
the ‘suburbs’ of cities like Ho Chi Minh &Hanoi and newer and less crappy
ones ply the routes between major tourist hubs.Some have seats (with and without knee room) and others are the
bed-buses which travel the long distance routes for the budget traveller who
wants to save on time and/or a night’s accommodation charge.

When your lounge chair won't fit in the luggage bay, just tie it to the roof

Long distance bed bus ... not on my 'do do' list - due to a higher than normal centre of gravity, tipping over is a regular thing.

Middle sized buses run between places like HCMC and Vung Tau

Knee room is a foreign concept in Vietnam

Between shifts, the driver just sets up his hammock in the cargo bay

Road rules for buses & trucks are an extension of those
for cars… if you are big you have right of way – everywhere, every time.

I will assume that since this big truck in front of me is overtaking, then it will be perfectly safe for me to do the same ... and I know the oncoming motorbike will get right out of my way!

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And lastly, trains …. There is effectively one train line in Vietnam … it goes from Ho Chi Minh to Hanoi and for much of the distance there is literally only one line. Trains are painfully slow. Trains go from Hanoi to Lao Cai (on the Chinese border) for Sapa and again, it is a single track –Trains pass each other by waiting at stations and in sidings. German train travellers used to a state of the art system would have conniptions …

because the only thing trains in Vietnam have on common with trains in Germany is that they appear to leave on time ..

Hanoi Central ...

Level crossing in Hue ... no flashing lights though

So there you have it ... road travel in Vietnam.. I finally figured out their rules but do I want to drive/ride there ... no bloody way!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Just a lazy day for our last day in Cambodia. We had lunch with Suwan, Kim and their girls
at the Khmer Kitchen.Little Rithiya is
a doll – 17 months old and as cute as a button but totally overwhelmed.She had never been much further than their
own ‘yard’ before and the sounds & sights of Pub St plus two strange people
was a bit much for her.

SpongeBob goes to Cambodia .. anyone surprised?

Some of you know we have been supporting big sister Rithika
through ‘english school’ since our first visit here in 2008.Our Trip Advisor friends Travelkat and
Traveltom have become firm fans of his too and we both recommend him carefully
and subtly on the Cambodia forum.Suwan
and Kim are saving for a block of land – tired of having two kids (including
one teenager) in a one room ‘apartment’ and today they got a helping hand to
make that dream come a little closer.

Tonight we’re having dinner with Lynn & Michael at the
Green Star Restaurant .. a fabulous little place that returns all profits to
support the Green Gecko organisation – another of those wonderful places that
makes a huge difference in the lives of street kids here in Cambodia.And there is a storm coming ... is this the end of the dry season .. I hope so.