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Friday, 17 December 2004

Hitchhikers' guide to the sarcasm

PROPER NOUNSMonster sarcasm rally: like a monster truck rally, but with sarcasmSarcastrix: like a dominatrix, but with sarcasmSarcastor the Truly Stubborn: father of the current reigning SarcastrixShe Who Lives in a Bubble (aka Bubble): mother of the current reigning SarcastrixSarcastrix the Unspeakably Manipulative: maternal grandmother of the current reigning Sarcastrix; alternatively referred to as She Who Must be Ignored

NOUNSSarctim: victim of sarcasmSargin: like a virgin, but with sarcasm (that is, referring to sarcasm... uninitiated in the ways of sarc...)Sargent: oh, no wait... That's just bad spellingSargasm: the ultimate sarcastic experienceNonsarc: like nonsense, but with sarcasmUn-sarc: all forms of communication deficient in sarcasmSarctionary: like a dictionary, but with sarcasmFidiot: an expression of contempt for a person's complete lack of intelligence; a contraction of friggin' idiot

VERBSSarcas: to be sarcasticOut-sarcas: to be more sarcastic than

ADJECTIVESPre-sarc: before the sarcasm

ADVERBSSarcly: like friendly but with sarcasm

SARC PHRASESPre-coffee sarc: a particularly biting brand of sarcasm unleashed early in the morning*Adventures in sarcasm: any conversation with the Sarcastrix

Comments

Thanks for enlarging my vocabulary!
Here are some more:
parallel sarcoverse - where all the sarcasm comes from
sarcarette - what you smoke after the sargasm
sarcwana - where all sarcasm goes after breaking out of the
sarcle of life - like the circle of life. with sarcasm