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Think just because Tim Tebow has been named the 2nd-string QB in Denver the Bible-thumping fans are going to just sit at home and sulk? Not these Tebow fans. Look at how proud they are of those eyeblacks. It's not healthy for the young boy to learn this kind of behavior because by the time he reaches high school his ass is going to get lit up by upperclassmen who need some extra beer money. Good morning, let's go!

If you've ever wanted to go bowling with a severed head, well, now you can. Somewhere in Germany an artist and a horror channel have teamed up to create bowling balls painted like decapitated heads. They're still cleaner than the balls that have been sitting at your local Bowl-A-Rama since 1970. JUMP!

You have no idea how big of a smile came across the faces of those in the office today when we first noticed that Jimmy Johnson officially started tweeting at @JimmyJohnson. Why the excitement? Because it has been known for years amongst us sports Internet guys that Jimmy is living an amazing life in the Keys and he's never shy about showing us that life. Now we get to see it on a daily basis. Win. JUMP!

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EA Sports usually makes their games pretty authentic, but we didn't know how spot on they really cared to be. Until now. EA has updated FIFA 12 with a new Wayne Rooney. They've ditched the balding one and replaced him with a Rooney with a full head of hair. Those plugs are paying off in more ways than one. JUMP!

It's been a few months since BC has delved deep into the world of athletic WAGs, but the i-Team is back to the grind today with a look at the paddleball skills of Ilary Blasi. The lovely blonde Italian showgirl WAG is now 30 and has two kids but that hasn't stopped her from polishing her beach athletic skills. Take these photos from her family's vacation in Sabaudia, Italy. It's like Wozniacki in a bikini. JUMP!

Let's get right to the facts of this story. Last week Busted Coverage posted a story on a small college volleyballer - Marisa Ruckel - and how she was busted for her alleged part in a prostitution ring. Google search engines do their thing. BC's SEO is solid. We go to top for 'Marisa Ruckel' searches. Marisa Googles herself. 22 hours ago a video was made inviting BC to an alleged prostitution chick party. JUMP!

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Just cruising our normal celebrity photo message boards today something stood out in a Paula Creamer thread. First of all, it's a shock to find message board guys lusting after Paula Creamer. She's such a random name from American sports and has always been considered frumpy by sports dudes in the know. Gentlemen, wait until you see the legs she unleashed at her 25th birthday over the weekend. JUMP!

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Dana White is still irate over Dennis Hallman's banana boat shorts during UFC 133 in Philly over the weekend. How mad is he? A ban on banana boats has been instituted. Said White, via Twitter after Hallman entered the cage: WTF!!!! Fighting in that will be illegal after tonight! Anyone want to grapple with hallman? And today it has been announced Dana has done exactly that. Details - JUMP!

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.Email us.mail@bustedcoverage.com

Just getting around to opening a Twitter account and have no idea who you should be following during the upcoming NFL season? BC sent our Twitter researcher, Robert, in search of the 50 NFL player Twitter accounts you need to follow - immediately. (Yes, T.O. is on the list. He'll be back.) Whether it's what they're eating or thinking, you must make these 50 individuals part of your daily life. The list - JUMP!

Deion Sanders and Snoop Dogg have finally given the Internet what it wants and that is a hall-of-fame rap video. Remember how the NFL Hall of Fame used to be a respected organization with members who were humbled by years of having their heads beat in? Yeah, over. 2011 will be remembered as the year when Deion changed the Hall for the worse after his Under Armour crap & this video. JUMP!

Look what we have this morning. The Detroit Lions might not have legitimate cheerleaders supporting them, but the organization does have these bros hanging at training camp. Never have understood the blue man, green man or insert your favorite color suit. But in this case it's great to see the Blue Men repping the Lions. Crooked hats. Keys to his rusted out 2001 Chrysler Sebring hanging around the neck. iPhone in the pants. 3rd year community college students. So much fun.

Shaquille O'Neal has a new girlfriend, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, who clocks in at 5-foot-1. We're not saying Shaq's girlfriend needs to be the size of Lisa Leslie but this is a tad ridiculous. Ahh, but Hoopz height isn't nearly as ridiculous as those Jorts Shaq is rocking. Where exactly does one go to buy a pair of Jorts to fit a 7-footer? And there are even more questions about the girlfriend. JUMP!

A naked woman at an Elks Lodge charity golf event in Woodward, OK over the weekend has folks fired up. Rumors is she was paid big $ to strip. This probably won't end good, but at least you can see what all the fuss is about. Of course there are photos of 'Alicia' completely naked. Of course men are snapping pics instead of helping 'Alicia' get dressed. Of course 'Alicia' has implants. Of course this is how Oklahoma gets onto Busted Coverage in the summer. JUMP!

It what could be considered a mini-advertising coup, a British-based gambling site (Betfair) has purchased advertising space on the uniforms of two 2012 Olympics beach volleyballers. The U.K. has been in a frenzy since it was announced Shauna Mullin and Zara Dampney will get five-figures to have a QR smartphone code on their bums. The idea is that you'll scan the code and be sent to the Betfair site. Will it work? Probably not. JUMP!

As noted on Deadspin this morning, NASCAR stud Brad Keselowski drilled a Pocono wall last week which resulted in a broken left ankle. The ankle got ugly - like grapefruit-ish before getting it set - but that didn't stop K-Low from getting behind the wheel yesterday for the Good Sam RV Insurance 500. Guess who stomped the competition and won the race? Yep, K-Low, with the severely bruised ankle you see here. JUMP!

Hopkins is the taller of the two guys, wearing sunglasses, 21 hour stubble. No idea who the short dude is, but he's part of what is now the outing of Erin Andrews and Cougartown actor Josh Hopkins as a new couple. Good for EA. And word up to Hopkins, her clock is ticking. Hopefully this dude is aware of the baby talk she's muttered over the past couple years. Bro, you're walking into a hurricane. Ready? JUMP!

Know how much it costs to overnight 4 BC t-shirts and Cam Newton's BCS game-worn pants to Los Angeles? $74. Most of you remember how Busted Coverage bought Cam's pants from Auburn University back in May. Yeah, well now we're about to put the lovely Jaime Edmondson in those pants as part of our college/NFL football kickoff coverage. Other sites bore your ass to death with stupidity. Not us. JUMP!

That's right, punks, two days in a row with a Fenway video. Yesterday's 1997 Jorts three-way speaks for itself, while today we check in with Red Sox vendor working on his Somali water jug carrying technique during last night's Sox-Yankees game. No way that is beer. No way. If Vendor Boy wants to really impress us, we want to see him carry 16 Buds on that melon. Anyway, Beckett had to concentrate thru this craziness - JUMP!

Never been to an NFL training camp and want to really know what it’s like to sit in 100-degree heat while players stretch, hit tackling dummies and kickers try to split uprights? Busted Coverage is spending part of its summer to do a mini-NFL training camp tour. Our camp extravaganza continued Saturday night in Pittsford, NY. Redneck Bills' fan, Jorts & even a goth Bills' fan - JUMP!

Good news from the Baseball Cap Bank Robbers department over the weekend. California cops have busted the 'Sports Fan Bandit', an Asian who had quite a collection of baseball/football hats. You know how it's strange to see a black guy working at a Chinese restaurant? Yeah, well, it's about the same to see an Asian robbing a bank while wearing a Green Bay Packers hat. Your days are over Tran! Details - JUMP!

Imagine sitting on your ass at home on a Saturday night to watch the NASCAR Nationwide race - live from Iowa - and you are so intrigued by the action that you notice the ESPN race tracker dropped a funny. That was the case for one @Smiling_Bob_ who capped Jamie "Dick Out" and uploaded it to Twitter. Bob is a prison guard who lives in New Hampshire. Go figure. Anyway, our week is off and running. More NFL camps coming up!

Ricky Stenhouse Jr. was cruising to victory in last night's U.S. Cellular 250 in Iowa last night when something went very, very wrong as he came into the final turn of the race. Smoke started billowing out of his car and he started to wobble. The finish line was just a few hundred feet in front of him but it looked like Carl Edwards was going to go around Ricky for the victory. Video - JUMP!

It's no secret that the Internet is intrigued by great moments of stadium sex. Our 9 Greatest Stadium Sex Moments of the 21st Century post from way back in 2008 is still a well-trafficked machine. So imagine our glee this morning while performing our daily YouTube searches and coming across this video from 1997. The camera shooting this action is just one of many covering Sunday Night Baseball for ESPN. Look what the cameraman found. Fenway three-way!

The Fox analysts had an interesting analysis on what it would take for Cole Hamels to dominate the S.F. Giants yesterday. And dropping a deuce was just the beginning of what Hamels had in store for the World Series champions. Cole went 9, gave up an earned run and dominated S.F. in a 2-1 Phillies' victory. Something tells us his curveball was dropping off the table. Didn't see a single out but the deuce was definitely dropping.

Look, if your team is going to get its ass handed to them for 16 weeks this NFL season, at least make training camp fun, right? That's exactly what Pete Carroll has done by allowing a DJ spin some tunes. We know the guy has played The Clash, M.I.A. and Jimi Hendrix. The dude responsible for the tunes goes by DJ DV One. Get your requests in! JUMP!

Fallen hero Jim Tressel might have the support of his former players but now the mockery of Sweater Vest has spread to other Ohio campuses, specifically Ohio University. And there's more from the Tressel front. Players hoping to wear JT bracelets for their fallen warrior/father figure have been told that the plastic tributes won't be necessary. NO BRACELETS! Play football, morons. JUMP!