Day 5: "Look at my wicked 104 degree fever. Gotcha!!!! Oh the doctor says teething? I could have told you that. Hey Mom! Fever means I get to hang in your office! This used Tupperware is delicious! This shoe? Delicious! This trash can? Awesome! Can I eat this piece of paper????

Day 6: "Orajel is funny"

Day 7: GIVE ME A PORK CHOP, A GRILLED CHEESE AND SOME CORN ON THE COB, SCREW THE PUREES, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.