How are you and the Olympics? Do you have fond memories of watching events alongside family and friends? Are you watching these Games all stylish and grown up? Or are you remembering you some time ago and you were wearing a Saddle Club sweatshirt and legging with hearts on them? Or maybe it was even further back? Were you wearing a Life. Be In It. Tee? Or somewhere in the middle, with a Duran Duran tee sporting an iron-on Simon Le Bon? Yes?

The Olympics are certainly not what they once were. Gone are the clunky, charming, scoop-shorted, mulleted athletes of old, replaced instead by the finely tuned machines/superstars we’re watching on our tele right now.

And let’s talk Olympic merchandise. Where are all the terry towelling bucket hats with the rings on the front? The commemorative dachshunds and the Olympic sasquatches.? All those Olympic boomerangs, snow domes and beer cans? (Well, some of these things might actually resurface, I think?!)

Now, when we commemorate the Olympics, we do it stylishly, with the likes of Cath Kidston and Liberty as partners. The Olympics have gone chi-chi. It’s official. You need to pack up your mullet and shelve your ringed boomerang. Ya gotta get with the times. Here’s how.