To quote: Hey, doods! Your humble Prinny David from NIS America again, and I'm here to ask: are you prepared? Have you made peace with your social life?

Because The Guided Fate Paradox is finally upon us - out in stores today and on PlayStation Store. Now then, gather ye 'round, that we may bear witness to the glory that is this story-based roguelike!

In The Guided Fate Paradox, Renya Kagurazaka is an ordinary high school student who wins a mall lottery and becomes a god! Guided by an angel named Lilliel, he learns that a god's job isn't just sitting around in the clouds.

He must help people (And mermaids, and zombies...) by guiding them to their proper fates - a task that can only be done in the Copy World, which renders each person's fate into a different, randomly-generated dungeon. There, Renya can lay a hammer of judgment down on the aberrations holding these folks back from their fates.

And you don't just have hammers, either. You've got tank treads, a Prinny hat, electric plug hands there are hundreds of items you can equip, each with their own unique "Divine Skill" attached, which will help you blast your way through these dungeons.

On top of that, you can also recruit an angel to help you out, each with his or her own angelic specialty, like healing, debuffing, or doubling up attacks.

And guess what? Those angels also get to wear whatever equipment you want to throw at them, so you can customize every last bit of the game. You can also give them commands while traversing the dungeon to change how they act.

Feeling a little greedy? Have them run around looking for treasure! Or maybe they're low on health, in which case you can have them try to avoid enemies. It's up to you and your playing style.

Sounds like a pretty rad package for a god, right? But wait, there's more! The Divinigram system allows you and your angels to achieve permanent stat boosts and passive skills by getting your equipment to their breaking points so that they "Burst!" Not only does this strengthen you, but it allows you to repair and strengthen your items and, later, even synthesize them together to create crazy strong stuff.

Now that I've got you all excited about your equipment, let me bring up the fact that this is a story-driven roguelike in the same vein as Z.H.P.: Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman. What does that mean? Basically, when you die, you can say goodbye to what you have equipped and whatever you're carrying, and your level will reset back to one.

It's okay, though, because whatever levels you've gained still count towards your base level, so you're always stronger when you go back to brave the dungeon, and you'll have access to safekeeping for your hard-won items. You're a god, after all!

Such god-like powers require some beautiful presentation, and you'll get that in spades with character design and artwork by Noizi Ito, the artist behind titles like The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Shakugan no Shana.

The game is enhanced with music by the band Yousei Teikoku, which brings an appropriate air of epic to the proceedings, and you'll even get to see Yui from the band in the game.

The Guided Fate Paradox is out today. Hundreds of dungeons await you in this story-driven roguelike where customization lights your way! Harness your Divine Skills and call upon your angels to show this world and the Copy World who's god! These fates aren't going to guide themselves, after all!

Thanks for your support, and taking the time to read this! Prinny out, dood!