This article has been approved by the National Socialist German Workers' Party becauseit expresses the party's position on Jews and shows that the Holocaust wasn't all that bad.Because it wasn't. Really.

Formerly a follower of the doctrine of Fascism, a vicious political philosophy of a militarist totalitarianism. Nowadays, the word Fascist refers to anyone who annoys you, even slightly.

Why exactly the Fascists stopped strutting around in black shirts publicly assaulting their enemies and started correcting the spelling of your e-mails instead and telling you off for not washing your coffee cup is unknown.

Adopted a uniform of any damned thing they want except Iron Maiden T-shirts

Tell you to stop running in the corridors

In recent years, the marauding bands of fascists, communists, Nazis, and Socialists responsible for these and other outrages have largely vanished, and recent statistics show that over 74% of such irritations are now caused by terrorists.

On Wikipedia, a fascist is somebody who reverts the Article on Fascism. They commonly meet in the fascist discussion board Talk:Facism, where they plan edits to the article using political models with as few dimensions as possible. Anonymous users then serve their purpose by vandalizing the article, a pattern that is not uncommon on Wikipedia.

From the Latin word "fascis," meaning "a bundle of sticks came the word "fascism," a collectivist ideology. From that same latin word came the word "faggot," a word originally meaning "a bundle of sticks," but now used to refer to a male homosexual. What does that tell you about fascists?