I’m back! And I bring a poop joke. All “side-projects” (and my best man responsibilities!) are now done, so expect regular updates on Mondays and Fridays from now on. Oh and don’t worry, I’ll get around to posting the “thing” I made eventually. More about that later, I guess! Also! Tomorrow is my birthday. Please [...]

Ah yes, this comic is more or less a direct sequel to this strip, or at least a re-imagined version from a different angle (quite literally). So maybe this will turn into a trilogy after all (nope), so stay tuned for the third and final chapter in 5 years! (Don’t.)

I almost gave this one the title “Booze Hound”, but I guess it would be too revealing. (Also, it was luckily not as time-consuming to produce as the previous strip. Be sure to click back to the monumental previous entry if you missed it!)

Ah, by the time this comic is posted, I’ve officially begun my vacation time over the holidays. I will be “off the grid”, as they say – or at least pretend to be – so I won’t be posting any new comics until after new years. But with some luck I’ll probably post something before [...]

This comic might not make a lick of sense. Though I don’t think I’m spoiling anything by saying that the butler probably did it. Also, it’s vacation time here at Optipess Studios, which means I’ll be taking a couple weeks off from posting comics while pretending to enjoy being outside or something. To make sure [...]