Hot Shots (???)

Rating:*

Ack! Shut it off, quick! As if Lenny Magill's professionally produced
"Rock 'n' Roll 3" (1987)
wasn't bad enough, some idiot decided to make a video of
topless women firing machine guns in the Sierra Nevada mountains. Apart from
two semi-cute college girls, the rest of the women are skanky biker chicks and
nasty housewives - people you do not want to see naked. Even more insulting
are the randomly inserted clips of the girls putting on makeup, a crash course
in firearm safety and operation, interviews and commentaries by the women,
outtakes of jammed guns and bad takes, and my personal favorite; the two
semi-cute topless college girls tossing around a Frisbee amongst the cacti in
between takes. The photography is laughably bad and often shows close-ups of
the women's breasts while cropping their guns completely out of frame. After
an hour of this atrocity, it finally pays off in a spectacular shot of all
eight women simultaneously lighting up a hillside while taking out a collection
of various water jugs and fresh produce. Scary shit.