ever guessed this would have gotten this amount of traffic. This is the story about a hacker who had little problems... Original from the german site http://www.stophiphop.de/, story can be found here: http://www.stophiphop.de/modules/news/arti...php?storyid=184 , please include this link if you repost this anywhere (site might be down, quite a lot of people are reading this). I, Cochrane, did not write this. I only translated it. Some people seem to get that wrong, it wasElch from www.stophiphop.de who first published this log.

In case you don't speak german (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to english. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the german version. I've posted this on the forum on http://www.desertcombat.com before, so if this looks familiar, might be the same. I've corrected some mistakes and put the < > back to the right version (The DC forum does not support them). All censoring was done by this particular forum here. Notice that in germany we get DST earlier than in the US.

The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny. To quote him: "we [Please control your cussing] satanists victims winos like you in the ass every day" (this did not make sense in german, either. The translator). But it got even more funny.

For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to yourcomputer.

QUOTE* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHopbitchchecker - why do you kick mebitchchecker - can't you discus normallybitchchecker - answer!elch - we didn't kick youelch - you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker(~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)bitchchecker - what ping manbitchchecker - the timing of my pc is rightbitchchecker - i even have dstbitchchecker - you banned mebitchchecker - amit it you son of a bitchhopperhunterafk - LOLhopperhunterafk - shit you're stupid, DST^^bitchchecker - shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!bitchchecker - for two weaks alreadybitchchecker - when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.elch - You're a real computer expertbitchchecker - shut up i hack youelch - ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^bitchchecker - tell me your network number man then you're deadelch - Eh, it's 129.0.0.1elch - or maybe 127.0.0.1elch - yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attackbitchchecker - in five minutes your hard drive is deletedelch - Now I'm frightenedbitchchecker - shut up you'll be gonebitchchecker - i have a program where i enter your ip and you're deadbitchchecker - say goodbyeelch - to whom?bitchchecker - to you manbitchchecker - buy buyelch - I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

QUOTE* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHopbitchchecker - elch you son of a bitchmetanot - bitchchecker how old are you?elch - What's up bitchchecker?bitchchecker - you have a frie walbitchchecker - fire wallelch - maybe, i don't knowbitchchecker - i'm 26metanot - such behaviour with 26?elch - how did you find out that I have a firewall?metanot - tststs this is not very nice missybitchchecker - because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to mebitchchecker - be a man turn that shit offelch - cool, didn't know this was possible.bitchchecker - thn my virus destroys your pc manmetanot - are you hacking yourselves?elch - yes bitchchecker is trying to hack memetanot - he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do thatbitchchecker - yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall themetanot - what firewall do you have?bitchchecker - like a girlmetanot - firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^he - Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the timebitchchecker - turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]erelch - Noometanot - he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it offbitchchecker - you're afraidbitchchecker - i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wallbitchchecker - elch turn off your shit wall!metanot - i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hackingbitchchecker - shut upmetanot - lolbitchchecker - my grandma surfs with fire wallbitchchecker - and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

QUOTEelch - bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try againmetanot - bitchhacker can't hackblacktdv - nice play on words ^^bitchchecker - wort manelch - bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!metanot - how many times again he is no hackerbitchchecker - man do you want a virusbitchchecker - tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drivemetanot - lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^elch - 127.0.0.1elch - it's easybitchchecker - lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gonebitchchecker - and are the first files being deletedelch - mom...elch - i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

QUOTEbitchchecker - don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitchelch - that's badbitchchecker - elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deletedelch - yes, there's nothing i can do about itbitchchecker - and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

QUOTEbitchchecker - tupac rulesbitchchecker - elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Notice: We are well completely aware that maybe bitchchecker was just playing a game with us. He also claimed to have german as his major field of study.

QUOTEbitchchecker - shut up man i have advanced german

Added by the translator: I completely forgot the last notice - sorry. His german is about as bad as my translation of it (this was intended). Notice that the german expression "Leistungskurs" (the most advanced course you can take in the kind of school that prepares youfor university) can not really be translated into english. I tried with "advanced" and "major field of study", hope it fits.

Someone also made a translation to spanish, you can find it at http://www.aristasweb.net/noticias.php?idn=3119&clase=100

Off Topic: A lot of people seem to wonder what this forum is about. If you're one of them, read this thread, it should tell you all you want to know.