The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12

In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on the vantage point that the entire Coachella security detail and a dirty, fake-hippie with a half-full bottle of rum totes banged all weekend. We’ve also got Tyrese, the ever classy gentleman, offering a ride home to this nice young lady, as well as James Franco who couldn’t look more like a pedophile if he tried. Wait, scratch that.

Raise your hand if your mommy threw the toaster into the tub with you again today,