Pizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic No

We're talking, of course, about combining pizza with other food or drink choices that have no business being paired with pizza.

We cite as Exhibit A the mayonnaise pea pizza, the very thought of which turns our insides out. Now, someone has gone ahead and showed off a picture of a slice of pizza dunked into a glass of milk, going so far as to have the nerve to call it "a great combination."

Treating pizza as a chocolate chip cookie is an affront to all things pizza (and chocolate chip cookies, for that matter). Everyone has odd food combos -- maybe you like pickles with relish or pretzels with gravy or watermelon with ketchup -- but this one is toeing a very fine line. We take our pizza very seriously in this country and while experimentation is never a bad thing, there are just some things that will never go together. Consider this to be up there with La La Land winning Best Picture.