I gave a girl I was with a Xmas card that said that I didn't want to be with her any more, because she wasn't good in bed. She gave me a PS3 and a Crown Royal gift set. That was most likely the worst present she ever got. Karma screwed me that year though, when my grandma got me a man thong/banana hamock. She said she thought they were boxer briefs.

Man this thread has potential I would edit out the bitch fight in the middle of it but that would be too much damn work so I will just leave it

My parents gave me a beautiful creme colored polo sweater one year. I tried it on and this thing would have been too big for Fat Shaq. The sleeves went past my fingers at least 6 inches and the length went past my dick. For reference I am 6'4

Well, for me it was really the lack of gifts one year. I brilliantly waited until Christmas Eve to tell my dad I went from a 3.6 GPA of last semester to a nice 1.6 that semester. My parents were not in the Christmas spirit the next day. They let me open all my presents, and then immediately took them all back. Granted, they did give me $400 before I returned to school, but that Christmas absolutely sucked.