Amazingly, this calulator corroborates what the Death Clock told me, even though its a lot more detailed, within reason. Both put me well into my 85th year.

The interesting analysis with this one is that it lets you analyze your heath risks and tells you where you could improve your expectancy. So, for example, if I never wanted to have sex again, I could extend my life 1.67 years.

Umm.... riiiiiight. I don't see that as such a great tradeoff, especially considering where the years are being tacked on. Two more years of bingo and tapioca? No thanks.