More cancerous puns incoming! (I once had a multitude of puns, courtesy of my stupidly awesome brain, but I forgot them, so yeah.) By the way, this one’s old, so I’m counting on you not knowing this one.

Okay, time to spread cancer to everyone. Here’s the EnglishRazor with some of the best (or worst – take your pick) puns he’s ever made in this worthless lifetime of his. Well… sometimes I’ll just post a joke that someone else made, and I’ll credit him or her. And also, some jokes might be in Filipino, so yeah… yeah. Anyway… let the cancer fest begin!