BEST OF 2015: Jessica Simpson’s Nipples

Welcome to the Holiday Negative Zone between Christmas and New Year’s where not a goddamn thing happens, so we spend the whole week regurgitating the top galleries of the year for you to click the shit out of all over again because you have no willpower. I almost feel bad doing it. But not really.

NOVEMBER

Full disclosure: Miley Cyrus’ vagina is actually the top post for November, but she’s already the top post for October and – *spoiler alert* – December, so Photo Boy and I thought it’d be best to switch things up and let Jessica Simpson’s nipples have their moment in the sun. Because, honestly, when do you ever see those things? Never. It’s never. When do you see Miley Cyrus’ vagina? Every fucking second of every day. It’s probably sitting under your coffee cup that’s how ubiquitous it is. (Yup, that’s right. I know big words, too.)