Ottawa cops investigate ‘hate crime’ (no, not that one)

Ottawa police are investigating an outrageous hate crime. And no, it has nothing to do with machetes. It involves a much more terrifying weapon–magic markers of doom…

You see how we prioritize things here in Canada? A hate crime involving Janjaweed-type silverwear–ho hum, one line tacked onto the end of an article about a Really Scary Hate Crime: grafitti in the loo.