What is the world coming to when women are adjusting themselves to accommodate an imaginary pair of pearls they don’t own. I’m all for equality but don’t get upset with men for wanting some room to let the boys breathe and then attempt to pull the same maneuver for your nonexistent anatomy.

Animals are people too. Or something like that according to PETA. I’m not too sure exactly what their entire philosophy entails but I know they don’t want you eating Chic-Fil-A or wearing mink coats in the winter.