Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?Bart: Stampeding cattle.Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.Bart: Through the Vatican?Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.[Bart reaches for the pen... revealing his black hands]Jim: [quickly] Why, Rhett! How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?[licks his fingers, then rubs Bart's hand]Jim: See, it's coming off.[Taggart whips off Bart's hood]Bart: And now, for my next impression... Jesse Owens.

I wonder if he was inspired the young Chinese guy who attempted to sneak into Canada disguised as an elderly white man, and if he used the same mask.

The British stand up comedian Lenny Henry (best known in North America as Chef) played a black man in Real Identity, who infiltrated the mafia disguised as a white man with the help of a friend who was a professional make-up artist and latex mask-maker. He did a really good job of playing an Italian "made" man. Wait. What? I just got the potential word play in that expression.

Bit'O'Gristle:Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

It's been done many times before. And I bet you are the type of person that always scream that black people play the race card, and here you are screaming that you would be the victim of racism if a white guy robbed a bank using a black person mask.

Jack Crabb: I know of a white man who is as brave as any Human Being. His name is General Custer.Old Lodge Skins: I would like to meet this man and smoke with him. What does his name mean?Jack Crabb: It means 'Long Hair'.Old Lodge Skins: Good name. How did he win it?Jack Crabb: He won it in the war of the whites to free the black men.Old Lodge Skins: Yes, the "black" white man; I have heard of them. It is said that a "black" white man once became a Human Being. They are very strange creatures. Not as ugly as the white man true; but they are just as crazy!

DROxINxTHExWIND:Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

Hold on there buddy. I am a representative of the black community and we would like to announce that we frown on this gentleman's shenanigans.

Bit'O'Gristle:DROxINxTHExWIND: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

Hold on there buddy. I am a representative of the black community and we would like to announce that we frown on this gentleman's shenanigans.

/Also, your penis is small

//Thanks to you razor lips.

A gay racist? You must be the life of the Klan rallies. And I'm sure they don't mind that you're down with the swirl.

DROxINxTHExWIND:Bit'O'Gristle: DROxINxTHExWIND: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmm..i wonder what the public outcry of "racist" would come out if a white dude wore a black man mask. But in this case, I'm sure that you won't hear a peep out of the black community.

Hold on there buddy. I am a representative of the black community and we would like to announce that we frown on this gentleman's shenanigans.

/Also, your penis is small

//Thanks to you razor lips.

A gay racist? You must be the life of the Klan rallies. And I'm sure they don't mind that you're down with the swirl.