Reminds me of the poor woman of 89 who is in a wheelchair by the lake in the park. a good looking guy comes close so she says "Excuse me but I an 89 years old today and never been kissed, would you do an old woman a favour and kiss me. He feels relly sorry of her so he kisses her.

She then says I am 89 today na dnever had my nipples rubbed, he again feels sorry and after unwrapping her from her clothes and scrabbling around on the floor as he finds her nipple below her knees, he rubs and she sighs.

Oh kind sir, I am 89 years old today and I have never been fucked.

With that he picks her up in the wheelchair and tosses it into the lake saying Well that's fucked you....

wizardwriter

08-15-2007, 05:18 PM

funny niteowl, but I'm betting that's not the first wheelchair she lost, nor will it be the last