These 12 Books Might Just Warp Your Mind Beyond Repair

Spend enough time on Amazon.com and you'll find yourself in some pretty weird territory -- specifically, their section of fantasy erotica. Actually, weird doesn't even begin to describe it, but hey, if you're into gay billionaire dinosaur sex then you just keep doing you.

The book descriptions are almost as hilariously bizarre as the titles.

1. "Will his beautiful, bestial, furry lover tear him to pieces with her giant claws in a lusty rage? Or will she tenderly lather him up, rinse and clean his naked, muscular and strong (for a human) body with scented soaps in a ritual of her people?"

2. "After a hard day's work, April comes home to find a huge box on her doorstep. Instead of the regular vibrator she ordered, someone has sent her a sex robot designed to pleasure a woman in every possible way. April is in for the night of her life when she takes Robo-Dong Deluxe for a spin! "

3. "Although Anna hates that this beast has been taken out of the wild, she has no choice but to do as they ask. Her job is on the line and she's been given only a week to harvest the Yeti's sperm for use in a new infertility drug. "

4. "Anna's seriously hot and bothered by its very presence. She can't take her eyes off it--this body of a sexy, soft Adonis. He's a chill dude who loves life and fun. He swims like a porpoise. He sings '90s hits. He plays volleyball with himself. "

5. "When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey, not just along the open road, but deep into each other's hearts... and asses! "

6. "Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. "

7. "One night, Maria stays late to feed her plesiosaurus and disaster strikes- she tumbles into his pool. The plesiosaur isn't just greedy, he's hungry. The only one of his kind, he's been lonely and amorous for years."

8. "Dixie tracks her sister to the Hydra's lair, she discovers Stephie is a willing captive, and the happy love slave of a five headed serpent beast. At first, Dixie is horrified, but soon she meets a Hydra of her very own and learns first hand want it's like to be hammered with pleasure."

9. "Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president's sexuality, which come to a head during the interview."

10. "Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer."

11. "Greta loved to run, but one day she is wounded in the forest and can no longer run across the troll bridge. She is captured by the monster that lives beneath, and soon finds the creature has waited to have her for many years."

12. "Alex boards a red-eye flight from New York to Los Angeles, he expects nothing more than another boring business trip. Little does Alex know that the plane itself will soon lead him on a life changing journey of erotic, gay passion."