Being lewd with two dudes with food

Two episodes ago, Bret fell for Coco, his sign-holding co-worker. Now, in Episode 4 of "Flight of the Conchords," they're dating and he's smitten. It's the set-up for the smartest episode yet, replete with Beatles references both subtle and obvious, and wordplay that verges on brilliant.

After a date with Coco (on which Jemaine is also present), Bret is inspired to write a song for her and asks Jemaine to critique it. After noting that the tune is two hours long, Jemaine parses some of the lyrics, leading to this exchange:

Jemaine: "I'd climb the highest mountain." Would you actually do that?
Bret: Probably not.
Jemaine: Well, you're sort of promising that you would.
Bret: That's a metaphor.
Jemaine: Oh, is it? Oh, OK. What's it a metaphor for?
Bret: That I'd do anything for her.
Jemaine: Would you climb the highest mountain for her?
Bret: Oh, God. I see. No, I wouldn't do a lot of that stuff.

The two then write a shorter, revised version called "If You're Into
It," which starts off sweet and funny and then gets weird and
hilarious. Check it out: