— The Fugitive: Harrison Ford was briefly in Huntington Beach, CA’s police system for domestic abuse and possession of a controlled substance thanks to a training exercise gone wrong

— This Week In Creeps: Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused children when he coached high school sports. A retired cop drank poison in court right after he was found guilty of molesting a 9-year-old girl. The gang discusses the hottest baby names of 2016.

— Sleepwalk With Me: A woman tried to leap to her death while wrapped in a sleeping bag so she wouldn’t make a mess

— The 11th Commandment: The Duggar family manipulates everything about their reality shows, including the food they supposedly donate to poor families

— Bruce Gender: According to a new book, golfer Caitlyn Jenner purposefully timed her coming out to distract people from the fatal car accident she caused

— Extreme Couch Lock: A girl is suing her school after she unknowingly ate a pot brownie another student sold her, which has apparently left her paralyzed

— Life On Mars?: The gang argues the existence of space aliens

— Call 911: New York Senator Chuck Schumer wants to ban the sale of a new gun that looks just like an iPhone

— The Boss: Melissa McCarthy is returning to the Gilmore Girls remake, which she happened to coincidentally announce right after her latest movie pulled in terrible reviews