SexA hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethHaving nice sex burnes 358 calories.Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.Take off her clotheswith her consent.........................12 calwithout......................187 calTake off her BraWith two hands..........................8 calWith one hand.........................12 calWith mouth.............................85 calPut on Protectionhard ........................... 6 calsoft..........................315 calForeplayLooking for target...................8 calFinding

SexCLICK HERE AND JOIN IN THE FUN CLICK ON ME AND JOIN IN THE FUN! CLICK HERE AND JOIN IN THE FUN
CLICK HERE AND JOIN IN THE FUN CLICK ON ME AND JOIN IN THE FUN! CLICK HERE AND JOIN IN THE FUN

SexOften times with him being French.(I have nothing against French people). His attitude is one of arrogance. I felt for a long time that all I was good to him for was so that he could get off. This is how most of our past fights ended up being resolved. (He speakes with broken english) He is my ex now.You can see what Paul looks like in my "Paul" album. So don't worry fellas! But, that still doesn't stop him from calling me at 3am drving me crazy!
Me: I feel you like to get pleasure from my personal pain. Sometimes I really just want to talk to you.
Paul: Baby I need to be selfish right now. My body burns for you.
Me: You just wanna bust a nut.
Paul:Don't be mad with me baby I love you.
Then he'll walk behind me and press his hard cock against my ass and start rubbing it on my cheeks and say,
Paul: Can't you feel how much I need you?
Then he'd put his hand over mine and guide my hand inside of my panties and press my fingers against my moist clit and say,
Paul: See how much you

Sex ?so im out of the military and i notice how horny i am all the time lol any takers that are hott in IN im free all sat!

SexIf you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
Sex is a sensation, caused by a temptation, when a guy sticks his location, in a girls destination, to increase the population, of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Sex is a serious subject, particularly in relationships between men and women. Without love, sex is meaningless and less fulfilling than in a loving relationship. Although sex is an important aspect of our lives
Sex is more than a pleasurable act, but requires the heart, soul and mind, as well as the body to have real meaning. It requires comfort, closeness and connection to provide full enjoyment and lasting fulfillment

Sex And Love -- Or Should It Be The Other Way Around?No one was there. The apartment room was decorated in a hideously high-tech fashion, with black and chrome furnishings that did not look comfortable in the slightest. It looked cold. That was the best word he could use. No emotion softened the room. Function was tantamount.
The hologram window showed a scene out of a nightmare, where an orange sun barely lit the gloomy city. No cheer, no greenery.
Still, his training took over. He found his kit on a table near the bed, with his favorite liquids and toys within. He scanned the room and reviewed all furnishings for possible uses, either as a sexual aid or as a weapon.
Bed sheets were useful. The mattress was on a hard, unyielding box platform. The lamp on the table was black ceramic with a nice curved handle. The shade was a metal disk that threw the light on the wall. Well, it wouldn't throw harsh shadows, anyway. All the mirror-like polish was on the inside. Paris wandered over to the catering slot, where a tantalizing aroma

Sex App.1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU!
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS!
TiTLE iT "SEX APPLiCATiON"

Sex ApplicationFill it out and post it back as a comment ;) Have fun lol
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? You have a sexual IQ of 131
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. Yo

Sex And Babiesattractive test!
would you makeout with me me?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Would you sleep with me?
[] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly!
Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes [] No [] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
[] A friend
[] A friend with benefits
[] A possibility
[] A loser
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes [] No [] maybe
Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Friends
[] Friends with benefits
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10
What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[] Friend with benefits
[] Husband/Wife
Would you give me a lapdance?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Would u give me your n

Sex App1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. can i have your number? ( ) -

Sex Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. How many times would you like to cum?
20. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Do you like fore play?
22. What is fore play to you?
23. Can we take pictures of the act?
24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you h

SexaulRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Sex And Dirty Jokes: Masturbata.Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been
Hey Masturbata!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot,

Sex Among Friends?Through out my life I have often found sex as a way to express deep interest among those I like, I have been in many situations that lead me to do some things I regret and then some things I just can’t fucking believe it actually happen. But all in all I find my life full and being fulfilled in sex. I have a wonderful wife who is understanding of my passions, and she has taken me too heights of legendary & epic journeys that involved sex, romance and envy, as well as jealousy, coveting, and love. I have often played in the realm of swingers but have not become one due to STD’s and complications of sex and love and stupid fucking people who do not know the difference. I love being in a crowd of three, and I love getting to know what the human limit of passions are, and how far people will take desire, and to what ends. So I implore you to explore that of sex with your friends, and keep that of love with your mate, be safe and smart, and do not let the best of situations pass you by

Sex And Boundaries...........chemistry And EvolutionIs the whole world obsessed with sex?..........yes and no....would be my answer. The decadence of anticipation that preludes the act or feeds a fantasy crosses boundaries with seamless ease. The lure of revealing your mind but not being judged is close to being irresistible.
Often we talk about the "chemistry" we feel....even if we haven't "met" in the physical sense of the word.......but has anyone really stopped to understand the definition of the word? I have pondered a while about "chemistry" and am amused with the conflict in my mind about its possible definition. I have the option of being really crude and say its purely carnal......especially when we admit "we have so much chemistry between us".....does that mean that if we liberate ourselves above the social norms we live in........"i would love to sleep with you, and I know you would too".
The irony of the appeal of statements like "I want to go down on you", "I want to be inside you right now", "I would love to see you

Sex And What Not To Do !Below you will find my list of 50 Things Women Do Wrong In Bed and just to be fair to the ladies I reposted "41 Things Guys Do Wrong During Sex" So enjoy !!
50 Mistakes Women Make In Bed
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.
2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all
the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation.
3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.
4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.

Sex App.If you woke up one morning and found me there, in your bed, what would u do? (Better tell the truth.)
1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops lol
What would you really do to/with me?
(and if you don't like this, you already know: Bite Me!)
Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasu

Sex AdviceOkay this is advice I am going to give to all my fellow men. Ladies, if you think your man needs to learn this shit you tell him and let him know. A woman's body is something to be worshiped and teased. Kiss her every where, but those spots you know you normally head right for. Kiss those spots you think you have never kissed before. Let your lips SOFTLY memorize her every inch of skin. From the under side of her breasts to the backs of her knees, every spot your normally neglect. Take things slow, LISTEN TO HER BODY, she will let you know what she wants. NOT EVERY GIRL IS THE SAME!!!! And all I can say now is read this and follow it lol
FROM YOURS TRULEY
JUSTIN..........
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some

Sex ApplicationYour Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play ?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "SEX APPLiCATiON"

Sex ApplicationCASUAL SEX APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ *List three positions you like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ *

Sex: A Field GuideSex is a very funny idea. At this very moment someone is complaining they don't get enough of it, or, are having it at this precise moment. Some of you are planning when you are going to have it, eagerly awaiting it. So, I am going to tell you all I have learned about sex in the last 20 years. Apparently, the more sex you have, your more sex you are going to get. It follows the laws of momentum very carefully. But you don't care about that, you just want to know how to get some. First, become a "tortured artist". Apparently, if your a tortured artist, woman love to save men and inspire them in a way they only know how. Fuck them. It's the Florence Nightengale syndrome. Woman love to fuck men who think it will help them. This is true. Start listening to the "in" music. Eventually, by attending enough "shows", you will meet up with the right people thus propelling your social status into an interstellar overdrive of friendships. Woman see this as "oh wow, he must be popular

Sex AdviceOkay this is advice I am going to give to all my fellow men. Ladies, if you think your man needs to learn this shit you tell him and let him know. A woman's body is something to be worshiped and teased. Kiss her every where, but those spots you know you normally head right for. Kiss those spots you think you have never kissed before. Let your lips SOFTLY memorize her every inch of skin. From the under side of her breasts to the backs of her knees, every spot your normally neglect. Take things slow, LISTEN TO HER BODY, she will let you know what she wants. NOT EVERY GIRL IS THE SAME!!!! And all I can say now is read this and follow it lol
FROM YOURS TRULEY
JUSTIN..........
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some

Sex And It's Wondersim here to make new friends and well make real close a horny wamen.lol im Harold im 20 i like t please so if i can please you ladies name just name it ok. o i like to study talk and think of sex i like it rough but a the same time gentle ill always try every thing once to. well thats it for now ladies please comment

Sex Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Leave your answers in my comment box please would like to see your answers

Sex Applicationyou had came over to the house and when you walked in, we went straight to the
kitchen. i grabbed the chocolate syrup, strawberries, banana, and the peaches.
you grabbed the whip cream, ice, and the grapes. we then went to the bed room
cause thats all we was gonna need to tonight. you had laid across the bed and i
began to slowly look into your eyes and felt your soft lips against mines. then i felt
as our tongues started to play around with each other. while kissing i began to
slide my hand up your shirt and start to unstrap your bra. and you was unbuttoning
my shirt. then i started kissing all around your ears and outlining them with my
tongue, then i started to make my way down to your neck and started sucking
slowly all around your neck. then i went to your nipples and as i begin to suck on
the nipples you started moaning. so while i am switching from nipple to nipple i
started to unbutton your shorts and slide off your panties with my teeth. i then
turned y

Sex Ain't Like It Use 2 BWe all had them just think aboutit. remember when the head was the hook up and the lion was a beast? What the hell happens that changes the head into nevermind or u want what? And then the lion turns into the one on the yellow brick road and it needs a brain (fuck the heart). Damn i just grit my teeth 4 thoses of u who is a suspect in this situation.
see the problem is u fall victim 2 that feeling everyone confuses with love. Yeah, Love, I simply tell a female I love them they damn near ready 2 go. Hell if they let me finish i would b saying love 2 do it to you. but then they turn around and show me, by giving me some love Aka Legs Open Very Easy.
I think it is nothing worst then having one who is the bomb and then u remember the slowly growing dud at home.
I guess if u wait around 4 the one u want and stay with the one u wit until then. I guess u will just continue 2 dewindle away in marriage. because everyone know if u stick around long enough u'll get stuck and test the w

Sex ApplicationREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU

Sex And The True Secrets About ItWash each other's body before exchanging (any) amounts of energy, at the very least, wash each other's hands before speaking !!! This will bring an individual to the present moment. People are often in walking comas...Typically, the mind is stuck in past or future pictures of this or that...
Then prepare food together then feed each other when ever you choose is Good. Why not?
The sexiest attribute about a Man; is discipline in his life. Serious! Eye contact, taking effortless actions to improve the woman's space(even the smallest suggestion); but always sincere actions...a voice of guidance as necessary...self-control in the presence of other women, protection by standing to her left, support by rubbing your hand down her back, your heart in private space, be honest so she has a choice about your state of existence. Among exchanges exercising and healthy decisions will keep you both alive...working outdoors together on common interests...
I met this yummy Man at a football

Sex Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sex Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you....

Sex App1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sex Against The FenceThe husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he
thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern
and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. T

Sex And LoveMonday, October 29, 2007
SEX AND LOVE
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Life
there are two words
that have come a long way
and yet
have fallen so far behind
love
and
sex
to some people
these words are
basically interchangeable
but in reality
they are
inflated, overrated and overstated
two simple words
three and four letters
with completely different
preconceeived ideas
differnt meanings
in different cultures,
differnt religions,
different races,
even different sexes
these words are essentially
as old as time itself
and have basically remained unchanged
since the beginning of time
but our interpretations
have changed
and evolved and devolved
up and down
throughout history
we have gone from exclusive monogamy
to sheer hedonism
back to exclusivity
back to sexual exploitation
where is the middle ground
the happy medium
the words without the feelings
the attachments or the commitments
we all have substantial views
pe

Sex ApplicationAge:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?

Sex Application !!!!REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU

Sex ApplicationYour Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sex ApplicationREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU

Sex Addicti am a panty freak........well when i have to wear them. i love all kinds, but my favs have things like skulls and such. i can't help getting things that make me feel sexy. the ones that are the best are the ones you can find in the porno stores........lol. then again some days you roll out of bed and say "fuck" do i have to put clothes on? lol
~~yvette~~ I've been having sex.....let's say for over 10 years now and have never realized how much I truly enjoyed it until the last few years. I know I hit my sexual peak last year and damn I am enjoying the ride.........i feel like such a sex addict. Do I need to seek help? J/K.....

Sex Ass Soldiermy sexy ass soldier is what you are to me,
my sexy ass soldier you have set me free,
my sexy ass soldier you showed me love and light,
my sexy ass soldier you gave me wings and took me into flight,
my sexy ass soldier you gave me your heart,
my sexy ass soldier we will never be apart,
my sexy ass soldier you are full of grace,
my sexy ass soldier you bring a smile to my face,
my sexy ass soldier you showed me the truth,
my sexy ass soldier I need no proof,
I am who I am because of you,
I'm grateful to say,
now im your sexy ass wife

Sex At WorkOne of the worst things about having graduated to the "Real World" some years ago is the thought of work. It used to be that blowing off a class, getting stoned and listening to music all day while sucking down beers was the norm. Now, it's hit that alarm at 6:30 in the "ayem" and crawl to the office. Face it, if you don't do it, you get shit-canned, end of discussion. Sometimes, of course, the things that happen at the office make all the annoyance of having to get up at some ungodly hour and dragging your ass in worth it. Usually, it's something simple like writing a particularly clever program or getting a bonus or single-handedly convincing a customer to buy off a system that isn't quite ready. Then there are the *other* times, like what happened at work last week.
Okay, so it's the summer. Summer used to be a time to hang out at the beach, maybe take a few easy classes (you know, shit like "History of Ancient Civilization" or "Figure Drawing and Painting"), etc. Now, it

Sex AppYour Name:
Age:
Location:
1.Favorite position:
2.Do you think I'm cute?.
3.Would you have sex with me?
4.lights on or off?
5.Would you have to be drunk?
6. Would you take a shower with me?
7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
8.Would you leave after or stay the night?
9.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
10.Condom or skin?
11.Have sex on the first date?
12.Would you kiss me during sex
13.Do you think I would be good in bed /?
14.Would you use me as a booty call?
15.Can I use you as a booty call?
16.Can we take pictures of the act?
17.How long would we have sex?
18.Would you tell your friends about me?
19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"

Sex ApplicationYour Name:
Age:
Location:
1.Favorite position:
2.Do you think I'm cute?.
3.Would you have sex with me?
4.lights on or off?
5.Would you have to be drunk?
6. Would you take a shower with me?
7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
8.Would you leave after or stay the night?
9.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
10.Condom or skin?
11.Have sex on the first date?
12.Would you kiss me during sex
13.Do you think I would be good in bed /?
14.Would you use me as a booty call?
15.Can I use you as a booty call?
16.Can we take pictures of the act?
17.How long would we have sex?
18.Would you tell your friends about me?
19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"
Also
<
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR

Sex....and The Church???Sex Among Saints: Is It Really Better?
Reverend Ed Young/CBS
By Mary Kearl
Sex -- a sacred connection between you, your partner and God? Reclaiming sex as a holy part of marriage and religion seems to be all the rage among evangelicals and other Christians across the country. The reason? To combat the evils sex has become associated with in the mainstream media -- among them: the high divorce rate, promiscuity and homosexuality. The question: Is bringing the oft-taboo topic of sex to light in a church also causing a bit of controversy in the process?
Most recently, the head of Fellowship Church, a Texas-based congregation with 20,000 members, is challenging his married, heterosexual churchgoers to have sex (with their spouses) every day for seven days straight, according to AP reports. Fellowship Church founder and senior Reverend Ed Young will deliver the sermon "Seven Days of Sex," on Sunday November 16, while sitting in bed in front of the Dallas-based chapter of his c

Sex Advice?so the facts are i'm young, i love sex, and im in a relationship with someone i really enjoy.
however, as it stands, he weighs about 30lbs less than me,but his body is beautiful.
however, i hate missionary, it gets old, i like to have fun, but my insecurity lies in my weight.
i always feel like i'll crush him, so i feel awkward on top since it seems like i'll squash him!
ive never been with somebody that was smaller than me, since being with bigger guys was more comfortable because it didnt leave me feeling so large myself.
is this irrational?
solutions besides getting over myself?

Sex Anonymoushave you ever found yourself feeling the Desire of anothers touch? the warm embrace and the craddling sensation of another womans body wrapped around yours with such unfilmilairity to it. and with every thought and ambition to run your hands across every curve of the supple soft skin.
i find my self, ... lost

Sex Addictneed some loving or good times,have been bored today.does anyone have some great pics to show me?am interested in some fun.send some bling if you want or do what you want.want to just relax and chill out after work.at least give me some hell or terrorize me.HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Sex And Romance...I had a guy, the other day ask me if I liked "Romance". Now I had to be honest, and tell him, I have never had romance. I have heard of it, read about it, but never actually experienced it for myself. Same man for 23 years folks, and nothing close to romance. *grins* But that is another story.
Well come to find out, after we talked for a little while, what he really meant was sex. Now I am thinking, is he kidding? He doesn't know the meaning of the word romance. Can you imagine? Thinking romance is sex. It got me thinking. Do men really think that? Do they think that being bent over a sink with a toy up my ass, while he is fucking me romantic? I find it sexy, but not romantic. *grins*
Romance to me is showing you are thinking of them. A delivery of flowers for no good reason. Dinner made for me when I get home, romantic weekends spent in bed. Sweet, naughty texts sent during the day. A foot massage. Waking me up slowly with kisses and whispers. Any and all of these t

Sex ApplicationNAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sex And Relationship's Yum My Fav Subject'sso in my town this girl i saw her around town a couple of times . i have not seen her around but one time when i did see her she would wear a hat over her eyes and i wondered why so someone tells there is a video of her on this internet website where is is with two guys lets just say there not talking and i guess she manage to get the video taken off the website but its too late everyone have seen it i wish i could feel sorry for her but damn she is stupid she should know that now people are takeing videos or pictures of everything so fuck if you are in the heat of the moment go to a motel hahaha or if you are slick enough then maybe you won't get flim with your pants down and ass in the air haha sorry i had to say that .
sex is fun only if you play your cards right
xoxo
remember no matter what sex you have, please be safe and as maury says PUT A CAP ON IT lol
nicole

Sex And Basic BiologyWe like to think we are different than animals and we are in so many ways. Yet one thing remains the same among all us creatures. The way our species survives is by procreation...yes plain and simple...having sex. Can you image that happening if sex weren't so pleasant?
One way we humans have used our larger and more powerful brains is by capitalizing on that pleasure. We could just have sex and be done with it, but that pleasure hardwired into our brains makes that silly.
We have learned how to make all those plentiful nerve endings provide us with enormous pleasure. We use our mouths to stimulate. We lick and suck and bite and it feels so good. Any stimulation will get the juices flowing and make us want more.
Some folks have a problem with this. They try to put the whole business into a "moral" context. The idea of morals is not in harmony with basic biological reality. Therefore those folks spend a lot of time being miserable and even find themselves being

Sex Blog :p1. Would you be in control?
2.Would u go slow or fast?
3. Would you wisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
16. Would u want me to go fast or slow?
17. Where would u wanna "do it" at?
18 Would u be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i liked you?
20. Would you do it 2day?
21. Would you do it 2morrow?
22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Sexcest Female Smile ContestHey my sexy friends I could use your comment bombing in this new sexiest body contest!! You know I will always return the favor anytime you ask!!!
Thank you everyone!
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=316382&albumid=154379&i=2065941504 I am holding my first ever contest with 29 sexy smiling ladies in it!! They would appreciate any help you can give them so please go vote and comment bomb whoever you think has the sexcest smile!! I am sure they would appreciate your help:) This contest will be open to anyone!! It is going to be for Most Popular Cherry of "06"!!
Message me with the pic that you would like to use or tell me you want in and I will rip one for you!!
This contest will have two to three winners depending on the turn out. Most comments wins!
First place: Corvette from gift shop
Second place: Tropical vacation from gift shop
Third place: Mens or womens ring
Lets ring in the new year with a great and heated contest!! But rememb

Sex CardYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You are flirty.
You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
Using your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex ChangeMy sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch
My mother made my tits out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
A long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's

Sex CaloriesIt's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.
Removing her clothes
With consent 12 Calories
Without consent 187 Calories
Opening her bra
With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories
With your teeth 85 Calories
Putting on a condom
With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 315 Calories
Preliminaries
Trying to find the clitoris 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot 92 Calories
Positions
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier 912 Calories
Orgasm
Real 112 Calories
False 315 Calories
Post Orgasm
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories
Getting up immediately 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calo

The Sex Cam Epidemici have been searching the web to meet people these last couple weeks and it seems that no matter who i meet they ask "you want to cam" and i say sure why not and they give me an external link to some sex cam site. I mean what ever happened to people just chatting without a damn signup sheet? you think a persons real until they ask you to give away your information just to see one person. For me? not worth it. Im not THAT horny haha but these days it seems everyone is and is willing to be scammed so easily! IS ANYONE REAL OUT THERE?! HELLOOO!! *hears distant echo and raises hands* guess not. it seems im staying up at night being dragged into these people who call me "babe" every 2 IMS. lol hey would u actually care to have a real conversation about a topic other then camming??? what has the online social network become....

SexcapadesWhat is the wildest thing you have ever done sexually? This was written for me by a FUBAR friend.
I wear a short skirt and a tight tank top w/ no bra to a party your having. You cant help but notice my panties when I bend over, or how hard my nipples are as the day cools into night. When we talk its flirty and I'm always smiling at you, touching your arm or chest. You catch me by myself in the kitchen mixing a drink, you walk up to me and i start to say something to you but your hand is already between my legs rubbing my clit nice and hard. I'm shocked and dont say anythiing and you can feel the moisture through my panties. You push them aside and slide a finger inside of me, then another rubbing my clit with your thumb you tell me I should stop teasing you with my pussy or you'll take it. You tell me to take off my panties and I do, and you take them from me and walk away leaving me excited and wet and forcing me to spend the rest of the night pantyless. Everyone's had too much to d

Sex Drugs And Puppetswell, this being my first blog i had better say hi
...
hello there
well, thats got the niceties over and done with.
i am back after a considerable absence.
Avenue Q rocks!!!!
hence the title of this blog
woooooooooooooo

Sexdual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 127
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex = DrinkMargarita!
Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Doctor HelpsPosted on May 22nd, 2006
MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts."
"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
The couple w

Sex Does A Body Good!!I'm here in my room laying in my bed.
Thinking how close you were to me how good you smelled and I didn't do a thing to seduce you.
I had the chance that I've been waiting for yet I let it go.
Now I regret not doing a thing wishing I could turn back time and make it happen.
what was I thinking? I wasn't.
I was surprised to see you there sitting down and talking to me.
I'm sorry I wish I could have pleased you the way you wanted.
I was nervous by seeing you there.
Once again you brought back memories I wanted to revive but the point is I was afraid.
I wish you could have held me in your arms and kiss me all over, caressing each other.
I regret not doing a thing that were going through my mind.
I wanted to be with you but I was afraid of making a move.
I felt scared and unsecure while you were there. You were there for a reason and now that I
realize it.
It's to late...
Company Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to yo

Sex DanceI close my eyes
and I hear you sigh
as our bodies
move slowly in time.
I hear the waves
against the shore
as love is made
forever more.
The smell of sex
burns in my brain,
salt and sweat
wind and rain.
My body convulses
round your cock
as skin against skin
sends the proverbial shock.
We're riding the wave
you and I
as momentum gains
we're lost in time.
We giggle and laugh,
cry and scream
our bed is a mess
and my legs are shaking.
We fall in a heap
all tangled in sheets
as waves splash against rocks
and our chests are heaving.
I see your face
all flushed and red
your body is shaking,
mine is spent.
There is an energy
between you and me
one beyond explaining,
a dance
of hearts, soul and mind.

Sexdrugg City. Please Comment Good Or BadMy name is sex and its always about me,
They try to trick me fake me buy me steal me or have me for......
totally free.
My name is sex and its all about,,, you'll see,,, it's all about me.
You are not to have me until u reach your certain certain age, yet i still have kids wanting, trying, begging like a trapped in lions cage.
I have old ones new ones , bad ones good ones, terrible, nasty ones in prison over me.
I have faithful ones, and non faithful ones,, I have mothers fathers, daughters and sons,,,,,
I have them tricking tracking smacking for me and some are criminals, with or without duct tape, stalkers, ropes and guns.
My name is sex and i am terrible, awesome , i am the one, lewd, romantical, self respecting disrespectful fun.
U r empty
Like the starless midnight sky.
Blackhearted soul,
Unable to cry
Like endless teardrops,
That come out of you dry.
U r empty,
Sadly,,
U dont even know why.
U r empty,
But kharma gains ground,
Sneaking u

Sex EdYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Ed 101THE ART OF SUCKING DICK
1. DON’T RUSH STR8 INTO SUCKING THE DICK. TAKE YOUR TIME START BY CARESSING AND KISSING YOUR MAN. START WITH HIS LIPS, THEN MOVE DOWN TO HIS CHEST FURTHER DOWN TO HIS BELLY LICK AROUND HIS NAVEL AND MASSAGE HIS DICK AT THE SAME TIME.
2. KISS AROUND THE BASE OF HIS DICK LICK THE SIDES A FEW TIMES THEN GENTLY BLOW ON THE HEAD. TEASE HIM A BIT MAKE HIM YEARN FOR YOU. WHEN HIS BREATHING BECOMES ERRATIC THEN YOU KNOW HE’S READY TO FEEL YOUR WARM WET MOUTH WRAPPED AROUND HIS DICK,
3. PUT THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE ON THE TIP OF HIS DICK AND LICK IT
JUST TO START SOME FRICTION
4. SLOWLY START SUCKING IT IN…. THE JAWS ARE IMPORTANT
5. SUCK
6. AS YOU SUCK CONTINUE TO KEEP THE RIPPLE AFFECT IN MOTION WRAP YOUR TONGUE AROUND THE TIP OF THE DICK AND START PULLING
7. START SUCKING AGAIN AND WHEN YOU FEEL HIM TENSE UP LIKE HE ABOUT TO HAVE A STROKE MAKE THOSE JAWS SUCK LIKE A VACUM UNTIL HE SKEET SKEET SKEET ALL OVA THE PLACE
8. MAKE SLURPING NOISES THE

Sex Ed:Waiting impatiently for his scheduled meeting with his son's ninth grade history teacher, Hobson Evert paced back a forth outside of her class room while she finished up a meeting with the parents of another student!!! He looked at his watch for the tenth time and muttered to himself, "What ever that kid did is no excuse to drag me down here at eight o'clock at night for a goddamn meeting, jesus christ, what the fuck are phones for anyway!!!" He was just about to stalk off in a huff when a gentle voice from the doorway called, "Mr. Evert, I can see you now, come in please and have a seat!!!" "Finally," he thought, "let's get the fucking show on the road," while sitting down at a table set up over in the far corner of the room designed just for these parent teachers meetings!!! While the teacher was perusing a sheet of paper on her desk and marking off some names, Hob gave the middle aged old biddy the once over and agreed with his son, nice tits but a little on the dowdy side, but I'd

The SexesI writing this blog about the differences between Men and women from my point of view. Besides the obvious anatomical differences, which I greatly appreciate, there are other differences that arent as obvious. For instance, even though we might want the same things, we usually dont speak the same language. Thats why men and woman can talk to each other and neither one will understand what the other is trying to say. Ladies, you have to understand that men are animals, even the most sophisticated of us are only 2 or 3 hops from swinging from the limbs of trees. We get amused by watching each other get into accidents,belching and lighting flatuence. We work because we have to, and when we arent working, we like to unplug our minds,eat, have sex and sleep(in no particular order). We're pigs, we can be harmless pigs, but we're carnal in our natures.
Women on the other hand attract us because they are refined. They're soft and pretty and usually smell good. We turn to you for care and com

Sexey BoyAmerica the beautiful,
Or so you used to be.
Land of the Pilgrims' pride;
I'm glad they'll never see.
Babies piled in dumpsters,
Abortion on demand,
Oh, sweet land of liberty;
your house is on the sand.
Our children wander aimlessly
poisoned by cocaine
choosing to indulge their lusts,
when God has said abstain
From sea to shining sea,
our Nation turns away
From the teaching of God's love
and a need to always pray
We've kept God in our temples,
how callous we have grown
When earth is but His footstool,
and Heaven is His th rone
We've voted in a government
that's rotting at the core,
Appointing Godless Judges;
who throw reason out the door,
Too soft to place a killer
in a well deserved tomb,
But brave enough to kill a baby
before he leaves the womb
You think that God's not angry,
That our land's a moral slum?
How much longer will He wait
Before His judgment comes?
How are we to face our God,
From Whom we cannot hide?
What then is left

Sex Education(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say!
....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)
==================================================================================================
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
A partner? Someone who can read body language
What is something you have always wanted to try?
*shrugs* guess we get the perversion ball rolling here...I have a serious thing for group sex although i have only been brave enough to go in very small groups
What is something you have never done in bed before?
TP we will leave it at that
What time of day do you like to have sex?
Whenever...but sometimes night time is just the right time
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
Passion
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
mmmmmm not very long...there is something about grabbing soemone by the back of the head to pull them groping a

Sexeytylerleborn is my brother i am living with him and i hope he dose not leave the caves and i go to school in canton worley and go caves.

Sexfenyour a friend if you can have sex and play cards
your a friend if your friends can have sex with you and hang out watching movies

"sex, Fucking, Skin On Skin, Sweat..."You do not know another person until you know their fantasies. We add and subtract pretty much the same way, but our fantasies are branded with our own histories and personalities. They are precious and, in certain particulars, unique to us. A person who does not wish to know our fantasies does not really wish to know us; he may wish to deal with us, or to use us, but he does not totally wish to know us. (my italics) (p. 48)
I found this quote on
this page.
Your friendly sex toy laydee is always looking for good, thought-provoking information out there... I enjoyed that one, thought I'd share.
If you're bothered by something in your relationship, LEARN about it, talk about it, look for other angles to look at it in.
NEVER do something that doesn't feel right. This will cause resentment, but DO look to understand. If you just don't keep looking. At least GET your mate, even, if after careful introspection and communication, you just aren't "into" the same things. At

Sex Foot Tall PlusYou should learn how to speak respectfully to a lady, asshole. You disgust me.
(The Respectable "Cinnamon Julie" sentiments:)
Babii gurl learn some etiquette for urself and maybe then U will understand what respect is...Be E-Z yungin.....Muah!!
Just a new Cat on here seeing what the fuss is all about? Seem pretty damn cool to be on this and meeting new people, especially the ladies!! What's Really Good?

21 Sex Facts21 things you might have never known about sex :D
1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.
3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.
4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
7. Men say the average erect penis is 10 inches. Women say its 4 inches.
8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
9. 56% of men have had sex at work.
10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
an average of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramari

Sex Facts1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king kong)
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatricians say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural",

Sex For A WeekSex for a Week
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home for so long.
She replied: "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week."
The husband answered: "But it's only been two days what do u mean a week?"
"I am only here to get something to eat."

Sex FactsEveryday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.
The Egyptian 'Ankh' is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.
Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.
Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada. (More on Sex Laws later).
Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women.
More Americans lose their

The Sex Fairy1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
============ =
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
============ =
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
============ =
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
============ =
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
============ =
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals calle

The Sex FairyThe Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
===========================
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
=============
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
=============
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
=============
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
=============
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a fee

The Sex FairyThe Irish Sex Fairy
> >
> > Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm
> not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!
> >
> > 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
> make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
> shine and skin smooth.
> >
> >
> > 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
> dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
> pores and makes your skin glow.
> > =============
> > 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
> romantic dinner.
> > =============
> > 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
> tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
> swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
> > ==== =========
> > 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
> into the bloodstream, producing a sense of e

Sex FairyGet your own Poll!
which is more important,looks or personality?
(be truthful)
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
============ =
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
============ =
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
============ =
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
============ =
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producin

The Sex Fairy1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
=============
2 Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
=============
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
=============
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
=============
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
=============
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quanti

Sex FactsSex is good for you ...
Giving head....... massages the jaw, while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Taking off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Taking off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
Not even tring .....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

Sex FactsSend this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
Suprisingly most of these are true .............
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 ca

Sex FactsGiving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different

10 Sex Facts1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat ? produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable th an swimming 20 laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the oppo

Sexface.It’s sort of hard to fall asleep
When all you hear is the sound of them fucking.
One room away.
And I couldn’t help but regret
Calling him mine when he was three doors down
With nothing left to say.
When my darling friend Opiate came into play
I hardly remembered the reasons for my solitude.
Spin spin spin …fall.
These are your dreams ripping apart
At their carefully constructed seams.
Don’t stop! There’s no time to breathe.
[I’m paranoid there’s not such thing as paranoia]
Get back on that horse and play this game with me.
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.
Sorry! Switch places with an opponent.
It’s not that simple. There’s a missing component.
Give me the missing link. I know you own it.
I saw sound and I was screaming purple at you.
You’re just mad I won’t give you blue.

Sex FairyThe sex fairy
The Sex Fairy.
When women make love, they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
Gentle love making reduces your chances of suffering from dermititis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced, cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. Its more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you dont need special sneakers!
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheramones. These subtle sexy perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. Its 10 TIMES more effective than valium!
Kissing each d

The Sex FairyThe Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
============ =
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
============ =
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
============ =
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
============ =
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of

Sex FactsThe Facts About Sex
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong)
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the

Sex FactsGiving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different

Sex FreakWas chatting with a guy on my dating profile http://www.benaughty.com/profile/tutsipupsi1 and got really horny, then my connection dropped... so I started to think naughty xxx
There's a knock at my door. I answer the door and it's you. You ask if I'm alone, I say yes. I take your hand and lead you into my bedroom.
I'm wearing a sheer white blouse and you can see the lacy white bra beneath it. And I'm wearing a long red wraparound skirt and white stockings. I stand on tiptoe to kiss you, a deep kiss with lots of tongue. Then I push you back onto the bed and step back from you. I undo the knot on my skirt and it falls to the floor. Underneath you can see that I'm wearing a white lace g-string and white thigh-high stockings. I slowly unbutton my blouse and let it slip from my shoulders, revealing my bra and the tops of my breasts.
Next I kneel down at your feet and remove your shoes. You are not wearing socks. I gently tickle the bottoms of your feet. Then I stand up and pull

Sex Facts1.) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.
3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) 35% of Asian men have curly penis'.
7) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
8) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
9) Around 95% of Mexican's have a 5 inch or smaller penis
+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themsel

9 Sex Fetishes You Probably Didn’t Know ExistedSo you’ve read the Kama Sutra, or whatever ancient book about sex there is. I doubt, however, that these books ever had something like “frozen pudding pop” or “red wings” listed in its pages. Because no matter how imaginative or creative the writers of these old sex guides may have been, they’re no match to the capability of modern man to come up with the most perverse, some even sick, ways of pleasuring themselves during sex. Here are some of them:
1. Red Wings
Cunnilingus on a menstruating woman. Bloody hell.
2. The Burning Bush
This one is appropriately named, because a burning bush is literally what happens when a man dips his willie in hot sauce, then penetrates a woman vaginally. Let’s see these pervs try this act with sauce made of the Bhut Jolokia, listed by Guinness as the hottest chili in the world.
3. Taco Fondue
A woman’s vagina is stuffed with cheese, then the man’s dong stuffs the vagina, pulled out with bits and pieces of cheese stuck on it, then put in

Sex For The First TimeSo sat here naked on my bed i wonder what your voice sounds like and i begin to drift off into my little sexual fantasy. I think of travelling to see you, all full of nerves because already i know you're interested sexually and i know i so don't want to dissapoint. when i first see you i think wow, i must've won the lottery and just think how strikingly sexy you are but i feel to shy to speak them. you obviously look at me and think i pass the first test, which is such a relief. We go into yours and have a couple of cups of coffee while we chat and get to know each other better. the more we talk the more relaxed we both feel. After about an hour or so we decide that we are both a bit hungry and decide on going out to a bar and having a few drinks and a meal at the same time, so both take turns to get ready. A little while later we both are in the local having a nice meal and getting nicely relaxed as the alcohol kicks in. At some point the conve

Sex For A Night Or No!i`m living in island of cyprus! most people just want me for one night stand ! they fin my body very sexy and still they want just for the night! i need only 5 min before i get in disko club and 15 woman came to ask me if im available ! most people will feel really happy why i dont fill good ? i feel like candy when the tast gone they going also :) i dont know what to say :)

Sex GameIf We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you let me pull your hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i liked you?
20. Would you do it today?
21. Would you do it tomorrow

Sex Gamesex game lol have fun.
1 would u be in controll
2 would u pull my hair
3 would u whisper in my ears
4 would u talk dirty to me
5 would u kiss me with a little tongue or alot of tongue
6 would u say my name
7 would u go down on me
8 would u let me give u a hickkie
9 how mant rounds would we go
10 what would we do after
11 would u take off all yourclothes then take mine off slowly
12 would u lick and bite
13 would u play our stright to the point
14 would u whant me to take my time
15 how freaky are u 1-10
16 would u whant it fast or slow
17 where would u whant to do it
18 would u be loud or quiet
19 would u whant me to be loud or quiet
20 would u mind if i licked u
21 do u like me
22 would u call me the next day
23 would u scratch me
24 would u let me scratch u
25 would u have to be drunk
26 would u date me
27 would u do it today
28 would u do it tomorrow
29 do u think it would go any further than sex-relationship or dating
30 re post for i can anser yours

The Sex GameJamaican Sandals
A married couple walked into a shop.
The Jamaican owner said to them, "I have some special sandals I Think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what The man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, Being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
Finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
Something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican,
Bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,
Ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of
The Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming,
You got dem on the wrong feet! "You got dem on the wr

Sex GameSex Game
..> ..> Body: The sex quiz...Are you up for it?
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).
AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!)
Copy this and post your own bulletin!
Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?"
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given

Sex Game!SEX GAME!!
This is called the "Sex GAME"
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
[] I want your number
[] Pretty/Cute
[] Hottie
[] Sexy
[] Gorgeous
[] Amazingly Beautiful
[] I'd take you home in a second
[] I'd make out with you right now
[] I'd Hit it
[] I love you
[] Wanna hook up?
Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did
Would you do me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[]you look to sweet to screw
[] already did
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay I think ur pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!
Do you think im a virgin?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me...
________________________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
[] maybe
Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[]Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Marry me
[] F

Sex Gamesubject: SEX GAME
post date: 2007-09-03 12:17:25
views: comments: ratings:
SEX GAME!!
This is called the "Sex GAME"
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
[] I want your number
[] Pretty/Cute
[] Hottie
[] Sexy
[] Gorgeous
[] Amazingly Beautiful
[] I'd take you home in a second
[] I'd make out with you right now
[] I'd Hit it
[] I love you
[] Wanna hook up?
Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did
Would you do me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[]you look to sweet to screw
[] already did
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay I think ur pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!
Do you think im a virgin?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me...
________________________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
[] maybe

Sex GameThis is called the "Sex GAME"
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
[] I want your number
[] Pretty/Cute
[] Hottie
[] Sexy
[] Gorgeous
[] Amazingly Beautiful
[] I'd take you home in a second
[] I'd make out with you right now
[] I'd Hit it
[] I love you
[] Wanna hook up?
Dear _________,
I ____ you.
You have a nice ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I want to ________ you.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did
Would you do me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[]you look to sweet to screw
[] already did
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay I think ur pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!

Sex GameThis is called the "Sex GAME"
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
[] I want your number
[] Pretty/Cute
[] Hottie
[] Sexy
[] Gorgeous
[] Amazingly Beautiful
[] I'd take you home in a second
[] I'd make out with you right now
[] I'd Hit it
[] I love you
[] Wanna hook up?
Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did
Would you do me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[]you look to sweet to screw
[] already did
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay I think ur pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!
Do you think im a virgin?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me...
________________________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
[] maybe
Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[]Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Marry me
[] Friends
Wh

Sex Game RepostedIF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU.
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you make me say your name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would give me a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick me all over?
13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time?
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
16. Would u go fast or slow?
17. Where would u wanna "do it"?
18 Would we be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i licked you?
20. Would you do it 2day?
21. Would you do it 2morrow?
22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Sex!!! Got To Love It10 reasons to have sex!!
Body: 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce
double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny
and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special
sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the
body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive

Sex GameIF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU.
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you make me say your name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would give me a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick me all over?
13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time?
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
16. Would u go fast or slow?
17. Where would u wanna "do it"?
18 Would we be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i licked you?
20. Would you do it 2day?
21. Would you do it 2morrow?
22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

The Sex GameIF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU.
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you make me say your name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would give me a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick me all over?
13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time?
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
16. Would u go fast or slow?
17. Where would u wanna "do it"?
18 Would we be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i licked you?
20. Would you do it 2day?
21. Would you do it 2morrow?
22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Sex GameIf We Had Sex....GAME.
Don't be scared now, you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).
SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you whisper in my ear?
3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
4. Would you say my name?
5. Would you go down on me?
6. Would you let me give you a hickie?
7. How many rounds would we go?
8. What would you wanna do afterwards?
9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
10. Would you lick and bite me all over?
11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
12. Would you want me to take my time?
13. Would you want me to go fast or slow?
14. Where would you wanna "do it"?
15. Would you be loud or quiet?
16. Would you mind if i liked you?
17. Would you do it today?
18. Would you do it tomorrow?
19. Would you call me in the morning?
20. Are you going to re-post thes

The Sex God Of Germanywell, we have been together some time and all I would ever hear was about how Craven (aka Pitch.black) is the sex god of germany. when we had finally gotten together I was a bit leary about the sex, i mean come one a mere commoner like myself and the sex god. I didnt think i would be able to compare. then the other night we went out to a clib and had a few jack & cokes not enough to be drunk but tipsy. upon coming home we had a small snack then was off to bed. In which I instigated an intimate intrigue well he was all up for it ( if ya know what i mean) then it got a bit hot and heavy, i wont get into details, but to get straight to the point, he was trembling upon the finale and his legs were hurting. in the back of my mind i was all like YES! he had told me he had never had sex like that before and i was all patting myself on the back while having my smoke. needless to say. He is a sex god and amazing in bed. but to to us commoners, sex gods can be conquered and then we are up there

The Sex GameIf We Had Sex....(Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).1. Would you be in control?2. Would you whisper in my ear?3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?4. Would you say my name?5. Would you go down on me?6. Would you let me give you a hickie?7. How many rounds would we go?8. What would you wanna do afterwards?9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?10. Would you lick and bite me all over?11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?12. Would you want me to take my time?13. Would you want me to go fast or slow?14. Where would you wanna "do it"?15. Would you be loud or quiet?16. Would you mind if i licked you?17. Would you do it today?18. Would you do it tomorrow?19. Would you call me in the morning?

Sex God
A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop. The proprietor said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!'

Sex Horoscopes - I'm A Leo - What Are You?}} NAUGHTY HOROSCOPES {
Aries (March 21 - April 19) --
Aries LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their f

Sex Has It Become A Chore ?!?!?This question is easy. It becomes a chore when you allow it to.
That’s pretty simple. The hard question is “how” do you prevent it from becoming a chore? How do you NOT grumble and groan when your lover ask for it AGAIN?
Well, for starters, stop grumbling. Start getting excited. For Pete’s Sake, actually enjoy it.
This is harder for women to obtain then for men, DUH! Men usually ejaculate while women are left laying on the bed imagining a super orgasm. It seems to be a dream, a far fetched dream because maybe you haven’t had a orgasm in a very long time. Maybe you forgot what a orgasm really feels like. The earth shattering, toe curling, head rolling orgasm that makes you feel like you are going to blow up from the inside out.
Sweet, Sweet Orgasm.
I must tell you. This isn’t that far fetched. It could be the time to introduce potions or Toys into your love life. *gasp*
You may be thinking: “Did she just say TOYS in the bedroom?”
and I am saying: “Oh, I sure did

Sexiest Killa Ya Knowwell well well Blogs on LostCherry now. Very cool. Now all you need to is get a marital status thing on the profile like right underneath the fuckin age lol. I thought of that shit last night yo. That would be like fuckin handy. wouldn't have to put up with 'are you single' questions out the ass. I'm watching the pacifier and dude I can't believe Vin Diseal is gay...that is some funky ass shit dude lol.
Oh yeah I love my boy toy midget lover Josh, he is mmmmmmmsmexy lol. yeahhh buddy lol.
I love my Joey too he is the lover of my life. yes RaWR very RaWR. Nigga be killin a bitch that wants to touch him.
I am a mothafuckin psycho yo. ok I'm done at the moment. Just so y'all know now...I wrote alot and post alot of blogs. I will end up doing the same shit I did on MySpace post like 6 blogs a day lmao. I have no life and I love to write as you can see I like talk non-fucking-stop.
anyways
MMFWCL.xo

Sex In NamesSex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think?
(Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!)
-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising theualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dine

Sexiest Man With Long Hair Contestmy mans entered in the sexiest man with long hair contest please vote for him thanks all
all you have to do is click this pic thanks again all

Sexiest Man With Long Hair Contestim in the sexiest man with long hair contest. i have several views in my profile. and several votes. come by and check me out and please leave a vote for my pic. just click on the pic below to get to the site to vote for me. thanks again all
thanks moparman1124 hello all i am entered in the sexiest man with long hair contest. please vote for me all you have to do is click on the pic below and rate and comment my pic thanks all

Sexiest EverSweet Kisses@ LostCherry
She is the hottest woman on this website. . . she has a great personality and a great attitude on life. . . check out her site and give some love.

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 134
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexi Sexido u know how it feels when someone u care and love is mad at u and u can't do anything bout it My bf is mad at me and i'm soo upset i don't know what to do

SeximommaI think of how our friendship grew
A simple kiss would make it bloom
Thats when I knew I wanted you
On Easter night in a hotel room
I think of how you rubbed my belly
While she laid inside
Telling me I'm still beautiful
And me knowing its a lie
I think of how you stood by me
At my daughters birth
Holding my hand, helping me push
And how you said you would cut the cord
When she was brought in this earth
I think of how you came by everyday
While I laid in my hospital bed
You'd take the baby and keep her safe
So I could rest my head
I think of how you told me
Your not in love with me
And how even after many months or years
You still may never be
I think how at that moment
My heart was torn out and crushed
I love this man with all my heart and soul
But your heart I'll never own. WRITTEN BY A GUY FOR GUYS!
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolpr

Sexiest Cowboy Contest!!!SEXIEST COWBOY CONTEST!!!
Ok here's the deal:
>>All you sexy cowboyz send us (Jade_Roses and Calif_Fire) via e-mail listed below, your sexiest cowboy pic, I'll post it in a folder in my profile titled : "SEXY COWBOYZ!" for all to see and vote on, whoever gets the most votes is the winner!(most votes/top ratings and most comments will be the winner/winners!)and GOOD LUCK COWBOYZ!!!!
>>So, send us your best and sexiest cowboy pic and let the voting begin(don't forget to get your friends to vote for ya!), deadline for photo
entries is 10-15-06 (that's this coming SUNDAY! so get your pic to us before midnight!) and voting will begin on 10-16-06 (that's this coming MONDAY!)
>>The contest will officially end on 10-21-06 (SATURDAY)at MIDNIGHT!(all times are EST and for those that don't know their time zones that's the East Coast of the US!)
>>>>The winner will be announced on SUNDAY 10-22-06 through a bulletin post by me, so look for it! Then send some Lost Cherry Love to the w

Sexies Nude Girlsend nude pics of girls and there names to dragoon_20001@yahoo.com will post the winner. the winner will get a prize and know they are the sexy girl in the world

Sexiest Bbw Contest!!HEYYYY EVERYBODY!! I'M IN MY FIRST LC CONTEST!! WOOHOO! JUST COPY AND PASTE THIS URL INTO YOUR WEB BROWSER AND RATE AND COMMENT ON MY PIC! http://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=243392&albumid=80880&i=3597107978 I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE ALL DA LOVE!! THANKIES TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS!! LUVLUV2YA ALL!! :) AND BEST OF LUCK TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL CONTESTANTS!!

Sex Is Good For YouSex is good for you
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 387 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up....................

Sexiest Ass?I found this Blog here and had no idea what it was for! Sexiest Ass? Why? I dunno anyway so....
This could be you and I
Do you have the sexiest ass? That is the question.
I'll be the judge of that with my 5 point assessment, world reknowned for being the most accurate "nobby give bum squeezy = stiffy test"

Sexiest Female Smile Contest! :)Leaving for sunny FLA on thursday! im going to be there with my three girls for 2 weeks and 2 days and its going to be beautiful! i cant wait! :) Ft. Lauderdale here i come baby! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=184063&albumid=112595&i=3370889454

Sexiest Non Top Cherry ContestHEY MA CHERRYS,
PLEASE CUM VOTE FOR ME PLEASE LEAVE AS MANY COMMENT AS POSSABLE AND PASS MY LINK ON..ILL OV YA FOREVER HERE IS MY LINK
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=93659&i=641464454 DAM THE LAST I CHECKED I WAS 41 YEARS OLD, AND FOR ME TO SHOW MY CLEVAGE, WHICH I HAD MY BRA AND SHIRT ON, AND I GET FLAGGED (NSFW) OMG THAT WAS JSUT WRONG , THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS SITE, SURE THERE IS A POINT YA DONT CROSS BUT HELL, LOOK AT ALL THE NUDE CONTEST AND PICS OUT THERE * WHICH PERSONALLY MOST OF THEM I LIKE..HEHE* BUT CT IS GETTING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OUT OF HAND BY FLAGGIN A LOT OF THESE PICS THAT ARE CLEAN BUT YET LEAVES A LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION, I GUARANTEE U IF I WOULD OF HAD MY SHIRT OFF IT PROBABLY WOULDNT OF BEEN FLAGGED, PEOPLE COME ON THIS SITE TO HAVE FUN, NOT BE PUNISHED FOR A DAM CLEVAGE SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!! HEY EVERYONE PELASE CUM SHOW ME HOW MUCH LOVE YA GOT AND VOTE FOR ME..COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS U WAN

Sexiest Bikini ContestSo I entered another contest...I know, goodie for me...lol.
My hubby thought I should enter...he said I look HOT for a woman whose had 2 kids :) I hope all my friends think so too and come vote for me :)
You can click on the pic above or below and it will take you right to the page...please rate the pic and you can comment as many times as you want...so please go vote and rate and comment bomb the hell out of me :)
Thanks!!!

Sexiest Southern Woman Contesthttp://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=235597&i=2142706811
link to photo if you want to vote for me you know what to I need votes the link is in my blog please help me out i am losing and i dont like to lose.... Hey CT people I appreciate your votes so much but in this round i am told only rates count as votes and in round 2 its comments sorry for the inconvenience kisses babyj

Sex IqScorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest MilfCome and vote 4 the Sexiest MILF ever-- Me
Click the picture and vote for me
Help a GIRL out
HELP
HELP
HELP
Vote alot on my pix
I will love you forever and ever
THANK YOU EVERYONE

Sexiest Older Man ContestI am in the sexiest older man contest and would appreciate your votes as I have supported all of you in your contests! Thank you and love you all!

Sexiest Eyes Contest!!!The Sexiest Eyes Contest!!
Vote for me by leaving a comment!!!
I entered this contest for the sexiest eyes!
Just click on this link to my picture and leave me a comment.
The one with the most comments at the end wins! I just started
so i have a whole lot of catching up to do. Comment as much as you like.
They all count:)
I need everyone's support! Thanks :)

Sexiest Military Man On Ct ContestContest is open... No rule besides the don't comment on your self... lol.. You can comment as many times as you want. I was asked to participate in this contest so everyone go exercise your right to vote. Even if it's not for me. Please,do your part support the men in uniform
http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=376941&albumid=147667

Sex IqUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You have a sexual IQ of 123
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You are 55% fuckable!
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

2007 Sexiest On CtTHIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS A MAJOR ASSHOLE
fireman@ CherryTAP
AFTER POINTING OUT THAT PEACHESDOUBLEDDZ HAD MY FRIENDS PICTURES UP ON HER PROFILE AND WAS ACTING LIKE THEY WERE OF HER. THIS JERK WROTE ON MY PICTURES CALLING ME A SLUT, THEN HE WROTE AND SAID I WAS SAYING THIS AND SPREADING THIS RUMOR ABOUT PEACHES JUST BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS OF HER, AND THEN HE WENT ON CALLING ME A BITCH!
RIGHT AFTER HE WROTE THIS CRAP HE BLOCKED ME...GO FIGURE RIGHT?
I HAVE NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS OF SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW AND EVEN IF I DID KNOW HER I STILL WOULDN'T BE JEALOUS OF HER "I HAVE NO REASON TO BE". BESIDES THAT AT LEAST ALL MY PICTURES ARE REAL AND ARE OF ME!
I CALL THEM AS I SEE IT. I NEVER CALLED PEACHES NAMES, ALL I DID WAS SAY SHE WAS A FRAUD AND A LIAR "BECAUSE SHE IS".
I ASKED HER TO REMOVE MY FRIENDS PICTURES AND I TOLD HER I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG LETTING GUYS THINK THOSE PICTURES WERE OF HER WHEN THEY CLEARLY WEREN'T. THEN SHE WROTE AND SAID THAT SHE TOOK THESE A YE

Sexiest Mommy's!!!THE YUMMY MOMMY 2 CONTEST !!! Only 16 women.YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF... First place will get a Platinum cherry & CHERRY BLAST for 1 week . Second place will get 30,000 in prizes. Third place winner will 20,000 in prizes. The contest will start JAN 15th 12am WEST COAST TIME !!!. It will run for 2 weeks OR first to 30,000 COMMENTS.YOU CAN'T HIRE ME of course. PLEASE MESSAGE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.
> PICTURE BOMBING IS ALLOWED TOO.
>
> Thanks
>
> Christian

Sex IqOkay...here are my thoughts on "cheating" and I know that a lot of people will not agree with me because most people are brought up to believe that you are meant for ONE person and ONE person only.
I was brought up this way. I firmly believed this for a long time. However, I have changed my mind...
I believe that people have desires/needs/cravings and that these things need to be attended to in order to keep the happiness.
Obviously you need to be with a person that believes the same thing or your relationship will never last and eventually turn to complete shit.
But let me tell you...if YOU love this person you are with...and YOU see that this person is not getting what he/she wants and/or needs from you...why wouldn't YOU want to give them what makes them happy? It doesn't mean that he/she thinks any less of YOU...they wouldn't be with YOU if they didn't love YOU. It has nothing to do with love really...they know who they want to come home to every night. They know who

Sexiest Dilf Contest!!!Please ladies go bomb this pic in the sexiest DILF contest cause I really want this win more than any other!!! I will always be there for you so can you be for me now!!

Sexiest Man On Ct Contest See Ripped Photo For Details Then Click On Ripped Details To Find My PicWell i want to thank all of you who came by and commented and rated on my pic. didn't find out till this morning that i won the contest, so i just wanted to send out this blog to let everyone know i really thank you very much and the contest was fun for me
Yours Truly
Arnie aka Thumper ~ Pround Member of the Fyre~N~Ice Dirty Crew ~ come by and vote for me on the sexiest man on CT contest leave as many comments and votes you as you like

Sexiest Smile ContestHELLO EVERYONE I AM IN MY FIRST CONTEST FOR THE SEXIEST BLONDE FOR THE NEXT 4 DAYS PLEASE HELP ME OUT BY COMMENTING ON MY PICTURE AND PASSING IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS....SHOW ME ALOT OF LOVE..XOXO
COMMENT BOMB MY SEXY ASS.......
Ok so I'm in a contest right now for the sexiest smile I can use some help with some comment bombs from all my sexy cherry friends and fans....help me out and i guarantee to return the love to you...xoxo

Sex IqAquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too.
Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack.
Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 141
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Iq Is 122You have a sexual IQ of 122
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest EyesIm going to be posting alot of these over the next week. Comment Bombers Needed! Click my picture to vote.

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 116
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
gothychic
Hands on sexual therapist
'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Eyes Contest!CUMMON, UR ALL MY FAVORITE EVVERRR!! k maybe im buttering u up a lil bit hmm...butter i dnt think i want butter all over ya, maybe some ice cream yumm...but that sounds cold...brrrr...... oh yeah
point hehe u know whats cumin!
COME LEAVE COMMENTS FOR ME- SEXIEST EYES CONTEST NEEDS UUUU!!!
THANK UUU
Click on da pic and leave as many comments as possible!! EZ!!!
~Cindy Hey there everybody I am going to be in the sexiest eyes contest, yeah i know another cntest, suckss lol but I have to try this 1 out.....So here are a few that I think are the ones that should be in the running, and you guyz are gonna be the ones that have to look at it, so you should have a say hehe....I have gotten atleast 1 for for all of em so far so that not too helpful lol, but thanks to everybody that gave me your opinion...Here are the choices!!
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Number 6
I added a few this time, So i would love ur opinion thankss!!

Sexiest Lips & Eyes ContestI AM LOOKING FOR THE SEXIEST LIPS OR EYES!! IF YOU HAVE WHAT I AM LOOKIN FOR SEND ME THE LINK YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE IN THE CONTEST!!!
RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. NO DOWN RATING ANYONES PICS AT ANYTIME.
2. NO CHEATERS, CHEATERS WILL BE DISMISSED.
3. YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB YOUR OWN PIC.
PRIZE WILL BE BASED ON THE MOST RATINGS AND COMMENTS:
PRIZE WILL BE YOUR CHOICE ON WHICH "VACATION" YOU WANT!! THEN IF YOU WIN YOU WILL GET TO PICK ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO IS "NOT" IN THE CONTEST TO GO WITH YOU ON THAT VACATION. (SO IF YOU WIN YOU GET A VACATION AND I WILL SEND YOUR FRIEND OF YOUR CHOICE THE SAME THING).
SO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS JUST IM ME OR SEND ME A PVT MSG. HERE IS MY LINK...
booshine***CT Wifey To Annie O***Fan & Rate Profile B 4 U Add As A Friend!!!***@ CherryTAP
REPOST THIS AND GO GET YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN!!!
CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE ALL THE ENTRIES NEEDED!!
(repost of original by 'booshine***CT Wifey To Annie O***Fan & Rate Profile B 4 U

Sexiest Man W/o A Shirt Contestfirst of, IE really sucks for this, if u are able to download the web browser mozilla firefox, it works awesome for me... when i had dial up, i could have 2 browsers going in IE but w/ fire i could have 3-4 and it loaded a lot faster... now i have fire fox on DSL and it runs fantastic.. i can have 8 browsers open, 7 contests i mean and one for all my other things, like checkin mail and shit...
make sure u have a couple browsers open, im fast so i vote w/ 7 open.. good luck all and pass this on to ur friends if they are having problems and are slow at voting, firefox will add a few seconds but it all adds up.. good luck on the contest all :)
sarah the sexiest man w/o a shirt contest will start on feb 11th at 12pm Central Time. this contest will run 7 days and will end on Feb. 18th at 12 am...please dont forget to comment bomb and promote ur own contest... ill send u all ur link and u take care of ur own.. good luck to all
~sarah Sexiest man w/o a shirt contest.
im going to h

Sex IqWE'RE L0CkED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING...u + me + your room + alone= ?? You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Brunette Contest!!Gifts for everyone that helps me win from now til it's over. Big gifts for those who bomb 100 or more times from now til the end!!!
PLZ help me win the sexiest brunette contest. Click the pic and comment bomb it and rate it too! Thank you!!!
ENDS AT 11 AM TOMORROW!!!!!
ALL HELP IS APPRECIATED!

Sexiest Female In A Hat ContestHey sexy cherries...I'm in KevDog's SEXIEST FEMALE IN A HAT CONTEST, starting tomorrow. Please stop by and show me some C.T.A.F luvin....
Thanxs in advance
xoxoxoxoxox
Blonde
BLONDE VIXEN:
(repost of original by 'Blonde Vixen C.T.A.F # 27' on '2007-02-22 13:11:56')

Sexiest Redneck On Cherry TapI've been having a lot of trouble lately from slow response to bouncers to people who call nsfw on ridiculous things.
I came on this site because I thought it was an adult site. Fubar doesn't seem to understand what adult is. An adult site doesn't require absolutes of purity and honor. So why then is any clown who wants to scream that something is offensive allowed to have things removed and the violator punished? Shouldn't there be a protest and a hearing?
For another thing, what is the person who was offended doing in here to start with? Certainly they aren't here to extend their own morals or those on this site.
I'm not sure what Fubar wants but they are moving farther and farther away from what I want.
If any of you feel as I do, I'm suggesting that you change your Fubar nickname to something that lets them know that they aren't pleasing you any longer. If there are enough of us, maybe they'll finally get a clue. HOW ABOUT THAT?
When MissRodeo asked me if I wanted

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 133
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Legs On Ct!!Hello, I have new pics in my album that need comments,and if any one can pop them be my guest. This is what friends are for for right? good help me out here. thanks all my friends!!
I AM LOOKIN FOR AT LEAST 15 OR MORE WOMEN OR MEN LOL TO JOIN THE SEXIEST LEGS ON CT CONTEST!!!
IF YOU THINK YOUR LEGS ARE HOT AND YOU WANNA SHOW THEM OFF, THEN SEND ME THE LINK OF YOUR LEGS.
THIS IS A CONTEST OF AND ENJOYMENT TO YOU AND OTHERS.
CONTEST WILL GO ON FOR A "WEEK"....
THE PRIZE:
THAT ALL DEPENDS IF I GET 15 OR MORE PPL TO JOIN THEN THE PRIZE WILL BE IN THE "BLAST" AREA. IF IT IS LESS THEN IT WILL BE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT!!
I AM STILL THINKIN...
RULES:
THEY WILL COME ONCE I HAVE THE AMOUNT OF PPL NEEDED FOR THE CONTEST.
**SO GO ON NOW... GO GET YOUR LINK IN TO ME AND THEN GO GET YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN!!!**
****ONLY SERIOUS PPL JOIN, DON'T SEND ME YOUR LINK IF YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS ARE "NOT" GOING TO VOTE. THAT'S JUST WASTIN MY TIME***
HERE IS MY LINK, HAVE ANY

Sexiest Legs Contest!!I will be conducting a SEXIEST LEGS CONTEST for March. All those interested in participating, please msg me with which pic in your profile is the best for me to rip and post in the folder for the contest..if you need to take a pic of legs do so and you can email it to me and ill post it that way...just hit me up and ill give you my email address...GOOD LUCK TO ALL!!! THIS WILL BE SO MUCH FUN!!!

Sexiest Male Musical Instrument Talent Contest!!!!I AM ACCEPTING CONTESTANTS UNTIL 11PM TONIGHT EASTERN TIME!
Ok guys! The contest will be officially starting TOMORROW! TUESDAY, MARCH 6, 2007 at 12:00 pm NOON Eastern Time! The contest will END NEXT TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 2007 at 12:00pm NOON, Eastern Time.
The pics will no longer be private starting at NOON tomorrow and will go to private again at NOON next Tuesday.
Here are the contestants so far! Some them lots of love!
CILAYIN
B-Ry King of the Burbs
server
DJ phantom X
tk
Deity
ThatRedDrummerGuy
Echo
Angels sing of the end...
notemaker
3lias
motor fish
TnCowboy
johnnymo

"sexiest Feet" ContestHey Guys and Gals..
I need your help in winning the "Sexiest Feet" Contest.. just click ON the image here of my feet.. and comment bomb it.. pleaseeeeee..
Lots of love..
Cassandra!!

Sex I QYou have a sexual IQ of 131
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Cowgirl Contest!still really use all of our help! Please bomb them as much as you can! Thank you! *hugs*
ROB
Figment of Your Imagination
RATE IT! (VERY IMPORTANT!) Comment bomb if you'd like! (second place is most comments)
I need all of my friends to go rate this pic for me and yo can comment bomb if you want (it's second place)
Love to all you sweet cherry friends!
Crystal

Sexiest Smile ContestCome Vote and Comment for me pleasee!!!
Ill luv ya forever
and let me know if u commented and i will try to return the favor
thanks and luvs ya
heres the link:
Click and leave as many Comments as you can!
Or alteast one lol
~Cindy Im in another contest,
I know badddd meeee
but i lost hte last one made me feel bad
so i thought id try again hehe
heres the link:
Click and Comment if u have time
thanks all
Luvs ya
~Cindy

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex IqScorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Camel Toe Hotties

Sexiest Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Contest!!Everyone please take a moment to click this pic and rate and bomb it as much as you can for me. *hugs* Luv you all! I appreciate any and all help!
Crystal (AngelEyezTN)

Sex Interview1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with?
2. Do they know it?
3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list?
4. Do you like making love or having hott sex?
5. Have your ever had a 3 some?
6. What is your favorite position?
7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this?
8. Give or receive oral?
9. Kinky or sneaky?
10. Loud or quiet?
11. Ruff of soft?
12. Foreplay or not?
13. Do you like to bite or be bitten?
14. Spank or be spanked?
15. Condoms or not?
16. Masturbate or not?
17. Role-playing or not?
18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?

Sexiest Cherry Contestok people vote for your sexiest cherry begining at 4 30 pm eastern mrach 31 2007 im in a contest to win a blast, please help me out
ok my first contest you all, this will be for the sexiest cherry! now here is the lowdown on it all........
-i will accept the first 15 people to enter, and in the case i do not get 15 entries, i will start with how ever many i have when i feel like no others will join, however if there is not 15 yet and you would wish to enter after i begin that is also possible
-round 1 will last for 7 days, the 7 with the most comments will move on to round 2!
- round 2 will last for 4 days, and will consist of ratings, the top 3 of these 7 will win........
-First place-a silver motorcycle and all your pictures rated and commented by me during happy hours
-Second place will be mens ring for men or ladies ring for ladies and all your photos rated during happy hours
-third place will be diamond earings if your a ladie of a mens bracelet if your a m

Sex, I. Q.To every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town
(or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every g

Sexiest Man On Cherry Tap Contest!!HERE ARE THE RULES..YOU CAN VOTE A 10 FOR YOURSELF OBVIOUSLY ONLY ONCE. BUT YOU CANNOT COMMENT BOMB YOURSELF. YOU CAN HAVE OTHERS COMMENT BOMB FOR YOU,BUT THAT'S IT! THIS CONTEST WILL BE UNTIL SATURDAY(4/7/07) AT NOON. AFTER THAT I WILL ADD UP THE VOTES/COMMENTS AND THE WINNERS WILL GET
1ST PRIZE A 3DAY BLAST
2ND PRIZE A MOTORCYCLE
3RD PRIZE A MEN'S RING/OR BRACELET
THE CONTEST IS NOW OPEN!!! SO EVERYONE GOOD LUCK!

Sex IqUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com How Romantic Are You?You are midway between being a romantic and a realist. You can mellow and provide enough romantic sparks when needed. You know where to draw the line between sentiment and good judgment and have probably never been seriously lovesick. Your head may be in the clouds, but your feet are on the ground.Take more free personality quizzes
Cancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.
You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.
Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
T

SexiOK ALL I HAVE DELETED MY DEFAULT FOLDER AND LEFT THAT ASSHOLE A MESSAGE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT.. IM ALREADY TO GO.. TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU.. I WISH YOU ALL WELL.. DONT RESPOND TO THIS BULLETIN AS I WONT SEE IT.. DELETE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST.. WTF.. HEAVNESSENCE AND DEMON'S LAIR ARE GONE (repost)
date: 2007-04-06 13:22:15
HEAVNESSENCE AND DEMON'S LAIR ARE GONE.. CHERRY TAP DID AWAY WITH THERE ACCOUNTS.. THEY REPOSTED THAT X BULLETIN AND DISPLAYED THE X ON THERE PROFILE PIC AND DEMONS LAIR WAS DELETED THIS AFTERNOON AND HEAVNESSENCE HAS BEEN BLOCKED FROM HER ACCOUNT.. ALL DUE TO REPOSTING AND STANDING UP WITH ALL OF YOU.. IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT TONIGHT AS I AM FED UP WITH THIS SHIT.. WHERE DOES CHERRY TAP GET OFF DOING THAT.. AND I HAVE HEARD FROM OTHERS THAT THEY GOT A MESSAGE SAYING REMOVE X OR BE DELETED.. THINK GUYS ALL THE MONEY IN HAPPY HOURS YOU HAVE SPENT AND EVERY MONTH PAYING FOR VIC AND YOU HAVE NO SAY.. DONT GIVE HIM ANOTHER DIME UNTIL HE REINSTATES EVERYONE HE H

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Sexiest Bbw ContestRUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T
Callin all Sexii BBW's
Rules
Sexiest SFW photo
To vote you must be level 4 or higher
No down rating
self bombin alound
Starts April 15 at 4pm EST
There will be three winners
1 winner with rates
2 winners with comments
Big pimpin prizes
all links will be sent out one hour b4 contest
opens Rubias Sexii BBW Contest
RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP
Callin all Sexii BBW's
Rules
Sexiest SFW photo
To vote you must be level 4 or higher
No down rating
Current Contetants

Sexiest Male Cherry Contest!You may nominate someone as the sexiest cherry but I must have their permission to use their picture before I can put them in the contest! I'm going to do a contest for THE SEXIEST MALE CHERRY. If you would like to enter the contest just private msg me the link to the photo that you would like to use and I will rip it.
Here are the rules.
1. NO HARASSING the other contestants otherwise you will be booted IMMEDIATELY!
2. IF you have nothing good to say....then say NOTHING AT ALL!!
3. MOST COMMENTS gets FIRST place
4. MOST RATES gets SECOND place
5. HIGHEST RATING gets THIRD place
6. You can only win ONE so if the person with the highest number of rates also has the highest number of comments then the person with the second highest number of comments will win second place etc. If you don't understand what I mean plz msg me and I will explain further!
7. Pic MUST be SAFE FOR WORK!!!
8. NO DOWNRATING BY OTHER CONTESTANTS! If you are a contestant you may rate the

Sexiest Female CherryIN ANOTHER CONTEST THIS ONE WILL BE LOTS OF FUN :-)...IT IS THE SEXIEST FEMALE CHERRY CONTEST
MOST COMMENTS gets FIRST place
MOST RATES gets SECOND place
HIGHEST RATING gets THIRD place
BELOW YOU WILL FIND THE LINK TO MY PHOTO I CHOSE FOR THE CONTEST AND THANK YOU
ALL VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND PLEASEEEEE SHOW LOTS OF SUPPORT IF YOU RATE MY
PIC AT LEAST LEAVE 10 COMMENTS OR MORE FOR ME AND I PROMISE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU
IN SOME WAY ;-)!! I HAVE A LOTTTT OR FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY SO I SHOULD HAVE A
GREAT CHANCE AT WINNING ANY CONTEST IM IN AND IM SURE THE COMPITION WILL NOT BE
EASY LOL...
THANKS SO MUCH I LOVE U ALL MUAHHHHH!!!!

Sexiest Look Contest"SEXIEST LOOK CONTEST"
CONTEST WILL NOT START UNTIL I HAVE AT LEAST 20 CONTESTANTS.
1ST PRIZE: YACHT
2ND PRIZE: PORSCHE
3RD PRIZE: CORVETTE
4TH PRIZE: TROPICAL VACATION
EVERY ONE ELSE THAT DOESN'T COMPLETE IN 1ST-4TH PRIZE WILL RECEIVE FEMALE: DIAMOND EARRINGS AND MALE: MENS BRACELET.
MEN AND WOMEN CAN JOIN THIS CONTEST.
RULES:
1.NO DOWN-RATING OTHER CONTESTANTS
2.COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED
3.SELF-COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED
4.PHOTO MUST BE SFW
5.PHOTO MUST BE YOUR OWN PHOTO OF YOURSELF.
6.MOST COMMENTS WIN. IF A TIE IS TO OCCUR THEN RATES WILL BE COUNTED.
7.THIS CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I GET AT LEAST 20 CONTESTANTS.
8.WHEN I GET 20 CONTESTANTS THE CONTEST WILL LAST FOR 2 WEEKS.
IF YOU WANT TO ENTER IN THIS CONTEST, PM ME YOUR PHOTO YOU WANT TO ENTER IN THE CONTEST.
~PANDORAS PARADOX OF LESTATS DARK COVENANT FAMILY~@ CherryTAP

Sex Is FunAccording to this reading, you are 86% sexually hot!
'How sexually hot are you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexist JokesWhat is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why do women have short feet?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
What do you call the useless flesh around the vagina?
The woman.
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank ac

Sex IqWhat Do Your Lips Say About You?
My Result: Understated Charm
Whether you're delivering a sweet smooch or a well-chosen compliment, a kind and centered sweetie like you uses your lips to show how much you care. You're a great listener who's got a knack for knowing what — and what not — to say.
Subtle and down-to-earth, you're not totally consumed by fussy fashions or high-maintenance beauty routines. We'd bet you're most comfortable in simple styles that let your genuine self shine through. Seems just right for a go-with-the-flow gal like you!
Take this test >

Sexiest Amle Dj ContestIM IN THE SEXIEST MALE DJ CONTEST AND IM ASKING ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO PLEASE COME HELP ME OUT!!! JUST CLICK THE LINK AND AWAY YOU GO BOMB THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!! WOOT THANKS IN ADVANCE!

Sexiest Bald Man Contest Announcement******FRIENDS,FAMILY,FANS........PLEASE REPOST THIS FOR ME,THANX!********
**SEXIEST BALD MAN CONTEST**
OK YA'LL I'VE DECIDED TO HOST ANOTHER CONTEST.......
RULES:
1) YOU MUST BE MALE
2) YOU MUST BE BALD
3) WINNER WILL BE DETERMINED BY A TOTAL OF RATES AND COMMENTS
4) COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED
CONTEST WILL GO ON FOR ONE WEEK ONLY!
CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE AT LEAST 5 ENTRIES, SO GET YOUR PIC ENTERED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!! ( I'LL ANNOUNCE THE CONTEST OPENING ON THE BULLETIN BOARD).
WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED VIA BULLETIN BOARD AND WILL RECIEVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT!!
( I FIGURE SINCE I'M A CHERRY PIMP NOW, I MIGHT AS WELL PIMP SOME OF YOU OUT AND GIVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT TO THE WINNER! BUT *ALL* ENTRIES WILL GET A SMALLER GIFT JUST FOR ENTERING! LOL )
IF YOU'D LIKE TO ENTER:
CONTACT ME VIA CHERRY EMAIL, LET ME KNOW WHICH PIC OF YOU THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ENTER IN THE CONTEST BY MARKING "THIS ONE FOR CONTEST" IN THE C

Sexiest Feet Contest!!!% SEXIEST FEET CONTEST %
Who has the sexiest feet? Submit your pic and find out, in my Sexiest Feet Contest!!!
*IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEND THE LINK FOR THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER
*NO NSFW PIX ALLOWED
*COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED
*SELF BOMBING ALLOWED
*PIC RATINGS ARE IN PLAY @ 10 COMMENTS FOR EACH 10
*TOP (3) PIX WITH MOST COMMENTS W/ COMBINED RATINGS, WINS
*CONTEST TO RUN A FULL (7) DAYS, BEGIN AT NOON AND END AT NOON (CST), AS SOON AS I HAVE ENOUGH ENTRIES
*PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN DURING THE NEXT HAPPY HOUR FOLLOWING THE CONTEST
PRIZES:
1ST PRIZE:
OR
2nd PRIZE:
OR
3RD PRIZE:
OR
Luscious♥Mami of Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP
PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AND MUCH LOVE TO ALL MA SEXI CHERRIES!!! HUGS, SONYA XOXOX

Sexiest Lesbian/bisexual On Ct ContestAlright Everyone I Am Having A Sexiest Lesbian/Bisexual On Ct Contest If Any Women Would Like To Enter My Contest Contact Me
Fuccky ¢¾ Dj Sinisters Ct Wifey¢¾ Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP
Rules Are Anyone Under A 5 Can Not Vote I Do Mean That
U Can Comment Yourself
Comment Bombing Is Allowed
Rates In Case Of A Tie Will Count
The Contest Will Be On The 6/11 through 6/25 At 3pm(est)
Good Luck All Who Enter
Prizes Are As Followed
1st Place- Rolex
2nd Place- Diamond Ring
3rd Place- Diamond Earrings
All Of The Gifts Will Be Awarded On A Happy Hour
Tryst
Lesbian Comments | Lesbian Personals
Lesbian/Bi Myspace Comments
Comments for Friends - MyPsace.org

Sexiest Lesbian/bisexual On Ct ContestAlright Everyone I Am Having A Sexiest Lesbian/Bisexual On Ct Contest If Any Women Would Like To Enter My Contest Contact Me
Fuccky ♥ Dj Sinisters Ct Wifey♥ Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP
Rules Are Anyone Under A 5 Can Not Vote I Do Mean That
U Can Comment Yourself
Comment Bombing Is Allowed
Rates In Case Of A Tie Will Count
The Contest Will Be On The 6/11 through 6/25
Good Luck All Who Enter
Prizes Are As Followed
1st Place- Rolex
2nd Place- Diamond Ring
3rd Place- Diamond Earrings
All Of The Gifts Will Be Awarded On A Happy Hour
Lesbian Comments | Lesbian Personals
Lesbian/Bi Myspace Comments
Comments for Friends - MyPsace.org

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 133
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

~sexii Shit~IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. lol IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND ARE TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU...........DONT BE SHY... WELL IT'S BEEN FUN....BUT I GOTTA SAY GOODBYE! TO EVERYONE THAT I HAVE MET AND BEEN COOL WITH I AM GLAD TO HAVE MET YOU. TO CLUB F.A.R. YOU GUYS ARE THE SHIT. AND TO MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND FANS THANKS FOR PUTTING ME WHERE I WAS! I LOVE YOU....IF YOU ARE EVER ON MYSPACE LOOK ME UP!
http://www.myspace.com/mandiegirl119
MWAH!
SEXI CAPRIQUEEN!

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 159
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex In PoolPool Love Scene From "Showgirls" - The funniest videos are a click away

Sexiest Mom Contestthe contest for the sexiest mom on ct will end july 8th at 6pm est..i want to take this time to thank all the moms for entering. and all the bombers that has helped the moms. thanks again and have a good night and good luck for the remaining 22hrs left i need 17 moms for my contest
LOVLYMOM(H.T.A BOMBSHELL) (CLUB F.A.R)~MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE~CT WIFE TO ALMOND JOY@ CherryTAP

Sexiest Mom Contest...I AM IN A NEW CONTEST FOR SEXIEST MOM ON CT...CAN U STOP BY AN HELP ME OUT PLZ?! :) ANY HELP WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED AS 1ST PLACE GETS A BLAST!! LUV AN HUGS....HERE IS THE LINK JUST CLICK ON THE PIC TO GET THERE...

Sex IdYou have a sexual IQ of 134
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Milfcome on in and help the beautiful MILF by rateing her and leaving a few comments,,all favors will be returned thanks
HEY EVERYONE COME ON IN AND RATE AND BOMB THIS BEAUTIFUL MILF PLS PLS PLS.....THANK YOU

Sex IqMore Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com You have a sexual IQ of 148
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 160
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Is Like Mathhttp://fubar.com/peggysuebrister
im in a bombing and commenting conest
please comment and bomb me please"""""""""
thanks love you all How Sex Starts
Current mood: naughty
A High leads to a hug, A Hug leads to a kiss,
A Kiss leads to makeout, A makeout leads to finger,
A finger leads to a hand, A hand leads to a lick,
A lick leads to a suck, A suck leads to a fuck.
So how many ppl are you gonna make smile after you heard this cuz,
Sex is like math''''''''' U-add the Bed/ Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs leave the solution and prey you dont multiply
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i wanna have a blast
care to join me
lol cummmmmmmmm on gimmie 1 youll see what a blast it will be

Sex In The Parkwe was just leaving the movies when you said that you wanted something to eat.
so i went ahead and drove to the waffle house so we can grab something to eat
before we went home. after we got done eating i decided taht i wanted to go to the
park. it was late, like around 1130 or 12 but i didnt care. you know that i just love
being around you and making you smile. so while i was pulling up in the park i was
steadly undressing you with my eyes. i could see the print of your nipples poking
out through your shirt, and the print of your pussy bulging through your shorts. at
the same time you was also undressing me with your eyes. you saw that my dick
was starting to get hard and you just let out a lil smile. i got out of the truck and
came to your side so i could open the door for you. i watched as your right leg
came out first and then your left leg made the sight look even more beautiful. as
we began to walk towards the benches, i wrapped my arms around you and
star

Sex Iq 146You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Picture ContestKristan's Sexiest pic Contest
This is a Bombing contest.
Its scheduled to end on Sept 6, but I might have to end it on Sept 7th depending on work
Comments are worth 1 point
Rates are worth 5 points.
Most points wins.
New prizes have been added
Prizes as follows.
1st place will get a one month VIP or a 7 day blast
2nd place will get a Porsche or Corvette
3rd place will get a Silver Motorcycle
4th place will get a Rolex
5th place will get a Diamond Ring or Men's Ring
6th place will get a Men's Braclet or Diamond Earrings
Everyone that gets at least 1000 comments will get a platinum cherry.
Everyone that enters will get a trophy.
If you win and want your prizes to goto someone else please let me know in advance of prizes being given out.
All contestants are STRONGLY encouraged to bomb themselves.
No drama will be tolerated. Play nice. All decisions by the judges will be final
GOOD LUCK TO ALL
-----------------------------
Anyone i

Sexi89HI THERE EVERY1 MY NAME IS FRANCESCA I AM A QUARTER ITALIAN N I AM BORN IN THE UNITED KINGDOM,LONDON,SOUTH EAST, MY FRIEND CALL ME FRAN,FAB OR FRANKIE,I AM A FUN LOVIN GRL WHO LIKE 2 HAV FUN AND GO CLUBBING N SPENDING TIME WITH FRIENDS N FAMILY, IM VERY FLIRTY WHEN HE COMES TO GUYS IM SINGLE AT THE MOMENT BUT I LIKE TO DO THE CASUAL THING IF YOU NO WHAT I MEAN. I LIKE FOOTBALL MY TEAM IS CHELSEA, ENGAND N ITALY, I LIKE ALL MOVIES SUCH AS THRILLER,HORROR,BLOODY HORROR, COMEDY, ACTION, SOMETME ROMANCE. THAT ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR THE MOMENT BUT IF I THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE I WILL LET YOU ALL NO XXXXX

Sexiest Pic Contest!!!Hi guys! Just a quick update! I hit 1,000 votes this morning and I am happy because I set that goal for myself and I attained it! I want to thank all the people that have helped me so far to reach that goal! You know who you are. These are the individuals who posted bulletins, bombed the pic and wished me good luck. I love you all and I'm not finished yet! The contest runs for 2 weeks total. The most pts wins! I hope to get more help from everyone! Have a great Sunday!!!! Love, Nichole
Hello, I'm Nichole. I left you a juicy 11 on your profile page & primary pic.
Would appreciate the love returned on votes for my pic by rating & comment
bombing. Contest ends on Sept 6th at 10:30pm est. Thank you in advance for all your help.
Have A Sexy Day!

Sex Iq TestYou have a sexual IQ of 153
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
you think it will end when you leave
but think again
how can people be so mean?
how can a 'man' treat people w absolutely no respect
I left to end the abuse,
treating me like I'm stupid.
Hollier than thou....
Your right, I get it
it all makes sense
your the PERFECT person
You're right, I'm wrong......
...Chevelle says it perfectly.
Why does it still affect me?
I'm so tired of being treated like I'm nothing...
I wish I never had to see him again...
but I'm stuck w it for the next 17 years....

Sex I.q. TestYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Curvy Blonde ContestOkay so i wanna host another contest:
These are the rules:
NO DRAMA (this includes downrating or leaving nasty comments or getting others to harass fellow participants).
Comment bombing, self bombing or anything like that is allowed... The contest will start Sunday 9/16/07 at 3pm.
Per rating (irregardless if it is a 10 or a 1) you get 2 points and 1 point per comment.
Your pic will have your face in it and it will not be nude... Nsfw is allowed as the pic and folder will be marked as such!
Prizes:
A Gift Ticker (get to see your name scroll all over Fubar for a day) If the contest in total accumulates 100.000 points, if not we will agree on a prize. How will this be determined? Simply I will put up a post in this blog with a screenshot of my fupage where my fubucks are mentioned... Can't be more honest than that! I will need at least 7 contestants but prefer 10 or more!
For more info hit me up on yahoo => Courageoussbastard73
Cuddles and hugs
Chris

Sex In The DarkThere was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed
at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Sexiest Jersey ContestCONTEST UPDATE...
this was asked to me this morning and it is a good point so here it is.
if you are the 1st place winner in my contest and you are already a vip..
the question was..can i get a blast instead?
my answer to this is yes you have the option to either have the one month vip or the 7 day blast..
p.s. dont forget to send those pics in..contest starts friday october 5th at 6am.. Ok it is time for the SEXIEST JERSEY CONTEST.
Ladies start digging out your jerseys and time to show off your favorite team. I will be hosting this contest for two weeks. as soon as i have atleast 15 contestants the contest will begin.
P.S. I KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF YOU LADIES THAT HAVE JERSEY PICS SO DONT BE SHY LETS HAVE SOME FUN.
I will post another bulliten so every one will know when it starts.
The rules are going to be simple.
1) there will be NO DRAMA...
2) no down rating..
3) self commenting is allowed and recommended..
4) one more thing to all that join..you must al

Sexiest Eyeslast day please rate and leave some love :-P
I am in the sexiest eyes contest runs from today until the 13th at midnight.Please rate first then Please comment bomb this link...pleaseee lol
Thanks all!

Sexiest Picture1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin...
2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE "
* * NOW THE FUN PART * *
3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your own pictures...

Sex In A Cabin With 15 Guys2 weeks ago i went to a cabin up north to meet 2 guys for a night of "adult fun" when i got thwere i went to the door and they let me in we sat at the table listening to the radio and had a couple drinks as they took my shirt and bra off they were fondling my little titties and they asked me to go in the other room as i was starting to get dizzy so i said yes and follwed them int the other room once i got in there i noticed several other men alredy naked i asked what was going on as they all approached me and grabbing my titties and ass! they all said that i knew what was goinon and before i knew it my skirt and thongs had been ripped off me and was forced to my knees everywhere i looked there was a cock in my face so i said what the heck and started sucking on 1 then a guy grbbed each arm while someone came up and lifted my ass up so he could uck my cooter then i remeber being on the floor laying ontop of a guy with a cock in my ass and 1 in my mouth then a guy got ontop of me and sta

Sexiest Witch Contest RulesWelcome to the Sexiest Witch contest!
Very simple rules:
No Hating
No Cheating
No Downrating
NO Drama
Self bombing VERY highly encouraged
Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna!
Good luck and HAVE FUN!
Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES:
1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!!
2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar!
3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar mansion....lol)

Sexiest Older Man ContestA Friend of mine entered me into the Sexiest Older Male Contest.
Of you have 5 minutes to spare a few votes wouldn't go amiss.
All Luv shown will be return as normal, just let me know you've posted a few votes
Thanks
Click the Thumbnail below to vote

Sexiest Male On Fubar ContestIf you think I'm sexy enough vote for me!!!
And remember to rate fan & add sultry so u can go and help me win!
XoXoXoXoXoXoXoXoX
And I am willing to pay fubucks for comment 2:1 and
gifts for those who help me!!!
Make me an offer tell me wat you want??????
XoXoXoXoXo I NEED ONLY less than 3,000 to go BY THE 1ST for 3RD PLACE!!!!!!!!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=709063&i=2964571025
or click here addfan rate her and view pic album
for the Sexiest Male on Fubar Contest
rate and comment bomb me please
*♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Co Owner Razzles Night Club@ fubar
Here's the info:
starts in i think 20 minutes!
Starts November 17th and end December 1st.
1st place 3 month vip or 1 month blast *First to 35,000 comments wins
2nd place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins
3rd place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 comments wins!
To Enter
Rules
*Must Rate,Fan and Add host in order to Bomb.
*No Hara

Sex Is Good Medicine1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
-------------------------------------------------
2. Gentle, relaxed, lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
-------------------------------------------------
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
-------------------------------------------------
4. Sex is one of the safest sports
you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
-------------------------------------------------
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depre

Sex IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 133
You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Bisexual On Fubar!imikimi - Customize Your World
http://fubar.com/tntiger
hey everyone Tennessee Tiger™ is having a contest for the sexiest bisexual woman on fubar and I joined it lol, please go and vote for me so I can win win win!!

Sexiest Christmas CostumeTHE PRETTIEST CHRISTMAS TREE CONTEST !!!
WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS...THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 5pm - 12.22.07 5pm..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND ALSO REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY..
RULES
1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS.
2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE..
3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT..
4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST.
5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS..
6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED.
7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT..
8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIMES OUT THE WEEK..
9. NO RACI

Sexiest Ride Yet!!! Hop On The Death Train!!!DEATH TRAIN
This is a fan, Rate and Add Train
Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride!
Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl
Here are the rules...
1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love
2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone
3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message
4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page
5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added!
6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people
CONDUCTOR
Deathtrain416@ fubar
ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR
† Lady Faŋ‡azia ~ Fu Mis‡rėss †@ fubar
RIDERS
Cappy@ fubar
*~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar
lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar
HANKSTER@ fubar

SexiiiiiDa Naughty Trainnnnnnnn!!!!!! Roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, motor's runnin,lets begin. Send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. If I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da naughty train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur well you know use your imagination......send this and see!!!!!! xXxXx
88888888:::::8::::::::::::::::88888888888888888888 ________888_8:::888888:::::::::::::::::::::::::88888888888___888 ___________88:::::88888888::::::m::::::::::::::88888888888____8 _________888888888888888888:M::::::::::::::::8888888888888 ________88888888888888888888:::::::::::::::::M88888888888888 ________8888888888888888888888:::::::::::::M8888888888888888 _________8888888888888888888888::::::::::M888888888888888

Sexiest Kiss ContestHEY IM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR THE SEXIEST CONTEST THAT WILL START IN A LITTLE OVER A WEEK AS WELL AS A NEW AUCTION IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN EITHER OR BOTH LET ME KNOW . FOR THE CONTEST IT WILL BE WHATEVER PIC GETS TO 70,000 PTS WHICH ARE DETERMIND BY 1 PT PER COMMENT 5 PTS PER RATE.bUT THE PIC CAN BE OF EITHER YOU MAKING A KISSY FACE OR ACTUALYL KISSING SOMEONE, THE PRIZE WILL BE AS FOLLOWS 1ST PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR SECOND PLACE A WEEK BLAST OR VIP YOUR CHOICE.
PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR OFFERS AND PICS DO NOT SHOUT ME ABOUT THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW IM ONLINE CUT OFF FOR ENTRANTS IS FEBUARY 1ST
cherry eater:)@ fubar
This bulletin is here because Ms Retta made it lol:
*MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*@ fubar
(repost of original by '*MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*' on '2008-01-23 18:32:33')
HEY IM IN A RACE TO GET 30,000 COMMENTS TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR PLEASE IF YOU CAN BOMBE THE HELL OUT OF THE LINK BELOW I ONLY HAVE 3 WEEKS TO DO IT
http://fubar.com/v

Sexiest Man ContestHey out there to all you sexy guys im holdin my FIRST contest on here so plz be nice.
imikimi - Customize Your World
If you would like to be in my contest plz send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE with the link to the photo you would like me to use an lable the subject contest. DO NOT SHOUTBOX ME. If you do i will not see it. no DRAMA ALLOWED. This is just for fun. So enjoy an have a blast. This contest will be held from Monday Feb18th- the 25th. Any questions just message me. Good luck!

Sexiest Kiss ContestI'M IN A CONTEST I'm in the Sexiest Kiss Contest. Please stop by leave me some comments and a rate, any and all will be appriciated. Thanks very much. Just click on the pic below.Please Repost also.
CREATED AND ORGINALLY POSTED BY:
GABE
GABE 4 RON PAUL 2008@ fubar

Sex IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 141
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Eyes Contesthello everyone, one of my contests will be opening soon, The Sexiest Eyes.
let me know if u know anyone who still wants to enter that one or my other contest!!
I WANT TO SAY GOOD LUCK TO THE PPL IN THE CONTEST!!!
here is the link http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1288555&albumid=892099&idx=0
let the rating and bombing begin
*************UPDATE ON THIS CONTEST**************
this contest will be closing tomorrow night
so get all ur friends to rate ur pic

Sex Is More Than An Act...Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them..
and isn't that most the wonderful gift you can give or receive.... i think it is..

SexinessI have offically came to the conclusion, that physical beauty outweighs mental beauty. I myself find this to be a sad sad thing. Physical beauty wears off, age and gravity take over. Mental beauty is what lasts.
I wonder if someone on here had a page with no sexy pics and had all kinds of blogs posted about stuff they beleived in, or stuff like that. If they'd get any rates.
Yes I am the biggest hypocrit on this subject, I pay more attention to the good lookin people than the not so good looking. Which is something I am trying to change.
Thanks for reading!!
CARPE DIEM

Sex IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Pic Contest.. Win All Over 10,000 Fu-bucksSEND ME WHAT YOU THINK IS YOUR 3 SEXIEST PICS AND I WILL PICK THE WINNER NEXT SATURDAY AND YOU WILL RECIEVE ALL MY FU-BUCKS, YOU WILL OWN ME AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE FOR 1 MONTH... PICS WILL NOT BE SHOWN PUBLICLY!!!!

Sexiest Mother And Daughter ContestI have decided to change the fubucks receiving.
The first prize winner will get 5000 fubucks and the second prize winner will get 2500 fubucks and the third prize winner will get 1000 fubucks.
All other contestants will get 500 fubucks. > Sexiest Mother and Daughter Contest
>
>
>
>
> Announcing my first contest. I wanted to try something new. I am taking the first ten people who want to participate in the Sexiest Mother and Daughter Contest. You must provide me with a clear picture of you and your mom, or you and your daughter. You have to reach 5000 comments. Please fumail me letting me know that you want to participate, and please include the link to your photo that you want to use. The Prizes and Rules are down below. Good luck to everyone
>
>
> Prizes:
>
>
> First prize: A 3-day blast and 300 fubucks
> Second prize: A ticker and 100 fubucks
> Third prize: A 1-day blast
>
>
> Rules:
>
>
> 1) Respect one another
>
>
> 2) No Drama
>
>

Sex IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexi's Sexy Thoughts( Mouthing Off About Things!)I got this in my shout box after she spent 5 minutes on my page
*Nikki*-Pu$$ &...: i find it hilarious that you are a fake.. you put diff pics up of blondes with different faces and you think people can't tell the difference.. are you that much of an attention whore? I mean c'mon lady I googled and found these pics online which are not you.. you need to learn to respect yourself as well as others... they have different smiles teeth and noses you can tell they're not even close to being you but nice try for being fake.. fucking looser
Then she had to HIDE behind BLOCKING ME!!! LOL
This is her LINK:http://www.fubar.com/user/1773320
Who is the loser here?
#1. I bring NO drama to ne body's page!!!
#2 I have salutes up that R me!!
#3. If ppl want to think I am someone else is it my fault?? I say I am NOT them!! Is it any worse than a guy putting a womens picture up?
And besides I am NOT THE ONLY person that does it on here Y start garbage with me?
4. IF SH

SexiqYou have a Sexual IQ of 133
You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sex IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Fu AuctionTheme: "Sexiest Fu's"
Will start Friday July 11th @ 5 p.m. Central Time
Will end Friday July 18th @ 5 p.m. central time.
Entry fee is 200k... 250k is the starting bid so you will get back your entry fee and then some.
I will be heavily promoting this Auction, just like I did with my first with tickers, stickey'd bullys, bully reposts, Mumms...so on.... My first one was such a great success that I had to do it again.
Please send me your entry fee... and the picture you are going to use with your offers in a message by Wednesday July 9 by 5 p.m. central time.
The Theme is Sexiest Fu's, so I will be allowing nsfw pictures to be used, along with sfw pictures... Remember Ladies and Gents... u still can be sexy with your clothes on, but it is known, you get better bids showing a little skin...
I also will be giving out a Jet Bling or a Monkey Bling, depending on what size Bling pack I get... or maybe both if I can get a BIG one ;) and 150k fubucks to whomever has the most

SexingLick my slit
Suck my clit
make me squirm
til I say quit
fuck me hard
ride my ass
make it good
make it last
be my boi
be my rock
make me suck
your big black cock
pull my hair
hurt me good
scratch my back
I know you would
feel me deep
fill my hole
make me cream
your rock hard pole
cum with me
on my snatch
let it roll
down my back
lay on me
I know your tired
I want more
take me higher
One more time
one more pound
from the beginning
sexing my mound

Sexiest Lounge Owner ContestSEXIEST LOUNGE OWNER ~ DDR IS IN IT!!!
I am asking for help from all my friends and family to help in the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest.
The primary reason for me entering this is to promote Dirty Deeds Radio. IF I win, I am planning on giving away the prizes to the people that help me out the most as a thank you for your support of Dirty Deeds Radio. So up for grabs is a VIP and a 7 Day Blast, if you help DDR win the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest (for females).
DDR needs both rates and comments. Anything you can do to help is MUCH appreciate, and love will be returned in one form or another.
Just click the picture below and show some luv!!! THANKS!!!
If you get an error when you click the link, please F/A/R the Hostess to gain access, as you must be on her friend list:
~*JÁÐÊ*~RØ§Ê*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar

Sexiest Lounge Owner..plz Show Her Some LuvinSEXIEST LOUNGE OWNER ~ DDR IS IN IT!!!
I am asking for help from all my friends and family to help in the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest.
The primary reason for me entering this is to promote Dirty Deeds Radio. IF I win, I am planning on giving away the prizes to the people that help me out the most as a thank you for your support of Dirty Deeds Radio. So up for grabs is a VIP and a 7 Day Blast, if you help DDR win the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest (for females).
DDR needs both rates and comments. Anything you can do to help is MUCH appreciate, and love will be returned in one form or another.
Just click the picture below and show some luv!!! THANKS!!!
If you get an error when you click the link, please F/A/R the Hostess to gain access, as you must be on her friend list:
~*JÁÐÊ*~RØ§Ê*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar

Sexiest Fu ContestI am entered in the Sexiest Fu Contest that begins today and ends next Friday. The top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I entered the contest.
It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. You can rerate next week after the ratings reset.
Thanks again for all of your help!
I am entered in the Sexiest Fu Contest that begins today and ends next Friday. The top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I entered the contest.
It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. You can rerate next week after the ratings reset.
Thanks again for all of your help!
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1196184&albumid=1199810&i=4243158459

Sexiest Dude Contest....am I Sexy?I'm in second place in the Sexiest Dudes Contest that ends tonight at 8:00 pm. If you voted for me before, you can rerate me again. If you haven't voted for me, please do. Like they say in Chicago.......vote early and vote often!
I'm pitted against 20 other guys with the the top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I hope that I can experience the thrill of winning one of these and having more fun on here.
It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. Once the ratings reset, you can rerate next week after the ratings reset.
Thanks again for all of your help!
I am entered in the Sexiest Dudes Contest that began last friday and ends on September 19th. I'm pitted against 20 other guys with the the top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast

Sexiest Fu Auction #2I am in the SEXIEST FU AUCTION #2
♥Rkkennedy84♥ is hosting a auction, & shes also in it!
COME CHECK IT OUT

Sexiest Eyes ContestHey Everybody LOOK!!!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK...ARE MY EYES SEXY ENOUGH?!
I am in a sexiest eyes contest and all I need is one pic rate. Come show me some Fu luv by dropping just one lil rate.
Below is the pic that will get u to the contest
My friends are the greatest.
Licks & Kisses
LilAngelBaby

Sexiest Eye ContestI am in the forbidden lounges sexiest eye contest. If you all would please click the link below and just rate my pic I sure would be very grateful. Thank you all in advance....muahzzzzzz

Sexiest Eyes ContestHey yall, just wanted to remind you to vote on my eyes in the sexiest eyes contest on fubar............here is the link GO PERV ME lol :P
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1722991&albumid=1228593&i=2997082151&idx=41
Thank you for your time :D

Sexiest Eyes Contest!!!!ARE YOU READY?
The sexy eyes contest is almost finished. Stop by the Playmates homepage and rate my sexy eyes!!! I am currently in second place but want my first place spot back!!!! Please help me
1st place-70 credit bling pack
2nd place-25 credit bling pack
3rd place-12 credit bling pack
REMEMBER THIS IS A RATES ONLY CONTEST. HOWEVER FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT AS COMMENTS WILL BE THE DECIDING FACTOR IN THE EVENT OF A TIE.
USE THE LINK BELOW TO CAST YOUR VOTE
Betty Davis eyes TC house rmx-128bpm (master) - DJTOPCAT
Hey! lets make this quick...
Hey gang!!! Its almost the end of the contest and i am soooo close!! Please come by and rate my pic. Just click it below and help me out!!! Thanks!
PLEASE REPOST
Thanks s

Sexiest EyesIM IN A CONTEST FOR THE SEXIEST EYES CAN YOU PLEASE CLICK THIS PIC AND LEAVE ME A RATE THATS IT JUST A RATE COMMENTS ARE WELCOME BUT THE RATES COUNT MUCH LOVE AND TY FOR YOUR HELP IN ADVANCE...

The Sexiest Guy On Fubar ContestHey Guys you need to check SHE JUST WANTS TO BE 2ND ALARM HOTT....., there is a contest going on for the sexiest guy on fubar, if you are up to the task check it out, lost of gift to be won.

Sexiest Ladies Contest....vote For MeHey yall, just wanted to let ya know I just entered the sexiest ladies contest. You can vote on me tomorrow sometime as the sexiest lady on fubar. Comment and vote as much as you want hehe
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=672595&albumid=1260325&i=3174372345

Sexiest Man On Fubar ContestHello All,
I am flattered and honored to be pictured here. You are all kind souls and I love you all for voting ...Thank You...
Damn Those Eyes...Always Get Me In Trouble...xoxoxo
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1842756&albumid=1241117&i=334506829&idx=21 http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1842756&albumid=1241117&i=334506829&idx=21

Sex IqYou have a Sexual IQ of 159
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Leggs Contest!!!!!Tat2udAngel is in the Hottest Legs contest.
She has the hottest legs I've ever seen.
Be a doll and go vote for her by leaving a comment.
Here's the link -
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=968407&albumid=1426656&i=2953380267&idx=1
Check her page out while you're at it:
Tat2udAngel

Sex Is Like Eating @ Kfc!!!SEX IS LIKE EATING @ KFC...ONCE YOU GET DONE NIBBLING & EATING ON THE BREAST & THIGH,YOU GOT A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR IN!!!!! A DICK FOR A WOMAN IS LIKE A TOY FOR A KID....AFTER THEY PLAY WITH IT FOR A WHILE IT USUALLY GOES IN THEIR MOUTH!!!!

Sexinessget down on you knees
take my cock in your hands
let me know you're my nasty little girl
rub it on your face
worship it
tell me how much you love it
let me know your my nasty little girl
run your tongue up and down it
take it in your mouth
let me know your my nasty little girl
tell me how much you love it
how all your holes are open for me
let me know your my nasty little slut
lie on the bed
legs in the air
show me me know your my nasty little slut
beg me for it
plead for my cock
tell me you're my little slut
take my cock
deep inside you
prove to me you're my little slut
Cradled between your tender thighs
I lift you to my mouth.
The abundance of your wetness greets me
and my mouth overflows with your warm essence.
Your sweet taste is on my tongue
and your fragrance delights my senses.
No gentle lick this visit.
No bashful cautious approach
For I wish to consume you.
Push against my hungry mouth
As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippe

Sexist I Know,,,there is not a decent one among you all.
Im fed up of being lied to, and treated like a fucking door mat.
Im not here to do as your bidding, nor wait on you hand and foot.
I have a life, and its mine. Not yours to control.
Im not you physical or emotional punch bag. Im not something you can pick up and use.
Why isnt there a bloke who could possibly accept me for who i am? Not try and turn me into his fucking mother...

Sexiest Female On Fu ContestPlease follow the link below to give me just 1 pic rate and comments....if your going to drop more than one comment...please make sure that you use a real word...do not use number or letter sequences (ex. 124 234 345 or slslsl ddkdk eieie) it has to be a word...u can put a number at the end of each word so u can keep track of how many your leaving... The contest ends May 31st....if you drop 100 comments (50 today only 5/25) PM me to let me know and I will get you your $100K fubux.....I do appreciate the help and I always rate back!!! While your there...be sure to show the host some love!!!

Sexist MenOk family and friends. I have put a pic up in the sexist man contest in the candy shop. So go get your eye candy fix and vote for me. Thank you. Once you get to Candy Shop if your not a friend you will have to put in a friend request. If this link does not work please leave me a message. Thier page is also one of my family.
%The Candy Shop%http://b.pca1.fubar.com/76/06/2516067/tn_295067337.jpg">@ fubar

Sexiest Man Contest! Please Rate!
‘MBHarleyMan is in the Sexiest Man Contest! Go rate and leave a comment!…. You will not regret it!!
CLICK ON MY PHOTO BELOW
CONTEST

Sexi TimesI made have a verified profile with my contact details and have a few x-tra pics there that ive taken of various outfits I have.http://sex2nite.shagdirect.com/dirtydonna69
you can mail me there if u like its free to register and see my photos.
Luv Donna xx

Sexii PhotosI SHOULD HAVE SOME SEXII PICS UP SOON IF MY MAN PUTS THEM UP THAT IS LOL WELL IF YOU STICK AROUND U MIGHT GET TO SEE THEM (LICKS LIPS)

Sexiest Ladies On Fu Contest UpdateRevised @ 2:28 am (pst) Sat 7-18-09
(((( SPECIAL NOTICE ))))
Due to my changing Senrence's Pic during the contest, she lost all her points for that pic. Therefore since this happened right after I made the Current Standings Blog I shall Add her score from that calculation along with her score here in Round Two. ** So if she has 4 -- she really has 73 ---- and so on !!
NOTE: Contest Will End every Wed at Noon pst with the next one beginning shortly afterwards.. unless otherwise advised: Therefore plan ahead.
The Winners and Finalists from Rounds 1 - 2 and 3 advances to The Finalists Contest following Round 3. (1st - 2nd and 3rd places will advance to the finals from each round.)
The Fourth Contest will consist of the 3 winners and the 6 finalists from rounds 1 - 2 and 3. And each Model may present up to 3 pix!
So far Besides Fu-Bux I am planning on giving the Winner a One Month VIP! (or sumpin of equal value in Bling) We shall see: But I will

Sexiest Men On Fu Contestok fubar i will give 1ook for every 250 pics you rate of mine comment at the last pic then send me a message when your done and i will pay you fubucks ty for the help the sexiest men on fu contest is now open round 3 i have changed some of the rules so here it goes if 3 of you are the high rated pics you will move on to finals and then at the finals if you get the most rates you will win and you could win a free month vip or a bling pac witch will be first place and second place will win 1mil fu bucks third place will win a 50k fubucks good luck and have fun ty DJ WILD

Sexiest Eyes ContestPlease go vote
from:
fubar Support
Ask your support questions!
United States
subject:
CCA Request
received:
11/15/2012 02:08 pm
replied:
no block this member
Hi,We need you to fill out a Credit Card Authorization form. This form basically says that you are the primary card holder on all card that you use on fubar, and you authorize the charges made on your fubar account. This also helps protect your account in case you can't login, and helps verify your identity in case you lose your account information. All you have to do is go to www.fubar.com/cca.php and fill out the form there.Thanks!
from:
SCRAPPER
Ring Ding Dingling ding!
United States
subject:
Greetings
received:
11/16/2012 07:55 am
replied:
no

Sexiest Bod ContestIm going to sponsor another contest. It will be the Best Breasts contest. It will begin on August 1st and end on August 21st. As I guy Im looking for a diverse group of women. Some men like them big, some like them small, some like them perky some like them hanging, some like fake breasts. There are no guidelines as far as real or fake, let all enter the contest. Rules:1. Enter with you submission no later than August 14th 2. Enter submissions via alink from a fubar folder. 3. Women you can use any method to promote yourself. All fakes will be disqualified, removed from the contest and votes split among candidates. if it can be proven.Prizes: Will be awarded for first and second place based on total votes counted. 1st prize is a Famplifier, second prize is a 7 day blast. Submission: One picture must show your face and your breasts, you can submit them bare or in bra but im sure it will hinder your vote count. last contest winner was sugar followed by Lilmomma. Good Luck! Hi There Im Ja

Sexiest Smile ContestI'm back from the boat and have internet again so I'm doing a contest for the sexiest smile. This contest is for anyone to enter. There will be an entry fee but once you see the prizes you will see that i will not be keeping any of the fee. If you would like to enter just follow the instructions below:
1. Send me a pm with the a link to the picture you would like entered into the contest.
2. Send the entry fee of 5,000 fubux.
3. Once I have received your entry I will upload it into my folder.
4. Once the folder is open it will be up to you to get rates on the photos.(comments are welcome but will not count for the over all total. only rates will count)
5. The contest will run for 2 weeks from the start date (start date TBD)
6. At the end of the 2 weeks I will put the top 3 people in my status along with notifying those 3 people. Once they get back to me
I will give out their prize. Everyone will have72 hours to get back to me. If they do not get back to me their prize

Sex JokesMEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips... The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

9 Sex Jokes# 9
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
# 8
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
# 7
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and

Sex JokesTwo guys are hitting the links at their local country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it.
The first guy says "Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!" The second one goes, "Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec."
So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, "Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me. Ho

Sex JokesSome are kinda corny, but still funny!
Enjoy!
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.

Sex Jokes Lol NsfwA woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"
Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?"
Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm fucking STARVING!"
--------------------------

Sex JokeOkay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!

Sex Kingwow, my girlfriend last night told my since i have a high sex drive i can see other women, after she and her best friend had there way with me?? i about freaked!! but she said on one condition?? she pick's them...so far she likes my friend's in my list.. looking for women that would love to get there freak on. love pussy and everthing?? looking for some freak's to set on my face, and love forplay?? i have veay high sex drive. and love getting freaky??

Sex, Love N ???!There are those who have claimed that men can learn to have multiple orgasms, and are quick to point out that for a male, an orgasm is not the same as an ejaculation. This is not new and the concept has been useful for years in describing the sexual experience and response of men with spinal cord injuries. A man without sensation, say below his chest, could have a physical ejaculation without experiencing the usual emotional counterpart. That is, the mechanical muscular spasms that propel the ejaculate out the end of the penis could occur, but in the absence of physical sensations from the pelvic area, the man would have no awareness of this response and would not experience the psychological excitement of orgasm. Ejaculation is physical, orgasm is mental. A man with a spinal cord injury might psychologically, therefore, experience an erotic high that he identifies as his orgasm, but this mental event is totally independent of what is happening with his penis. Thus, men can have an eja

Sex LifeThese questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost ..
1. Anal or oral? both at same time.
2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip Cream
3. Ice or feathers? Ice
4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? Two girls and a guy
5. Movie porn or live porn? live porn
6. What do you wear to bed ? underwear
7. Love making or hard fucking? hard fucking
8. Do you shave ? yup
9. Spit or swallow? swallow
10. Do you masturbate ? constantly
11. Whats your turn on ? biting
12. Whats your favorite position ? any that get in deep
13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? no
14. Where would you really love to have sex ? hot tub
15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 4 rounds
16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? bondage
17. Have you ever had sex in public ? no
18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? yes
19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? yes
20. List one person on your buddy list you would have sex with? O

Sex LawsNo man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks

Sex Lesson # 195% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......
now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..
lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your

Sex LawsI was researching sex laws and I must say, if nothing else, I got a great laugh out of reading the majority of the ones I found and will keep them etched into my memory for future reference especially while traveling. I started thinking "ONLY IN AMERICA" are people this wacky only to find out strange sex laws are worldwide. Just follow the link and witness for yourself that we are not alone! Listed below are some of the bizarre sex laws I found. Some are out-dated, some hard to imagine and some just plain stupid! Enjoy reading them and let me know which one is your favorite.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. (Population control, no doubt and I heard they were considering doing this with people next)
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. (Everyone knows screaming scares the wild life!)
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer w