Stardust Awards 2013 Nominations

Yet another awards ceremony! Below are the nominations for the Stardust Awards 2013. Almost every noteworthy performance of the year has been nominated. There are six categories for Best Actor / Actress – Star Of the Year, Superstar Of Tomorrow, Best Actor Drama / Comedy / Thriller and Negative role!

Over the year, the Stardust Awards are renowned for encouraging the young and upcoming talent in the industry, which is why the biggest award of the night has been named ‘Superstar of Tomorrow’.

These are the worst nominations ever!! Where is Diana Penty for Superstar of Tomorrow?? She was so good in Cocktail for a first-timer, and this was actually her first film, unlike Ileana and Yami. And Parineeti’s already got the award last year! Why is she nominated again this year?? Esha was not that good in Jannat 2, she needs to improve so much! I’m so disappointed, and this isn’t the only category! Almost all categories have flaws :( Best Actor and Actress nominations are terrible! Boman Irani and Farah Khan for SFKTNP?? Esha for Chakruvyah?? HORRIBLE!! Ranbir, Vidya and Sridevi should have taken these spots!! WORST NOMINATIONS EVER!!! :(

@navin if SRK wanted to do so then he would have done it in the filmfare awards and the colors awards as well.And noone could even question why SRK could not win it for his performance in JAB TAK HAI JAAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Film of the year.. best film.. what’s the difference?!! why jab Tak Hain Jaan is not in one of these categories and it’s the best romantic film of the year which also did good at the box office worldwide.

How a small comedy film which I think also didn’t do very well at the box office, no one even talked about such a film.. considered as one of best films of the year?!!! crazy or what?!!!

@navin. Srk has already bought the GOLDEN KHELA, that too from the donations he received from his fans (they already knew that srk will not be winning any major award this year and the best gift they can present to their golden star is the golden khela). Srk is naturally a stingy person and add to that his financial situation is so bad that he simply cant afford to buy so many awards on his own, so either his fans have to buy for him or his ‘dostana’ kjo or his ‘perennial foster house’ yrf have to help him.

@NVS lol… Yeah bro SRK fans will be pleased to hear that by winning the Golden Khela Award SRK now will have 199 awards in his career. So now SRK fans will have another round of collections this week in order to bribe the jury at the Ghanta Awards so SRK can win that too and join the 200 club. SRK fans will rejoice in the streets and get out all their left over Diwali firecrackers and christmas crackers and have a merry jolly partAy. Well got to hand it SRK fans, any news about SRK and they celebrate like its 1999 all over again. :-P

Till now, u have seen the nominations for best categories.But now , Here is the list of awards for worst categories and don’t get surprised.Here , we don’t have any nominations.Instead of it , we r going to declare the winners directly.The winners list is :

We are also going to give lifetime achievement award for an actor, who consistantly did a number of worse performances to let our industry down and we r feeling proud to announcing the name of MR. SALMAN KHAN………

—————–LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST—————
We r also going to encourage some of the foolish fans of the worst actor and in this category, we r pleased to announce the name of some foolish fans like NVS,navin etc as they entertained us with their foolish comments.
CHEERS………………………………………

@stardost. respected sir/madam, the 7+ billion people, the 19272560 goats, 18126278 sheep, 9256773 monkeys, 7136207 donkeys, 7582500 pigs on the planet earth have officially declared that “SRK IS THE WORST ACTOR EVER IN THE ENTIRE HUMAN HISTORY” and you are the worst fan of this worst actor.
so,
the worst actor ever in the human history : shahrukh khan ( no person since the Indus civilization has over-acted so much to stammer like a goat, shiver like a arrogant skeleton, show the hell with some irritating acting and buy every award possible to show the world how great a actor one is)
the worst movie of the century : jab tak hai jaan (yash chopra’s biggest and the only mistake).
the worst movie that rohit shetty will make : chennai express.
the worst movie that farha khan will make : happy new year.
The pharmaceutical companies, the doctors and the pain balm manufacturers especially zandu balm have already eyed the chennai express release time, so that they can cash on the head aches, the heart attacks, the high bps, the kidney problems, the liver problems, the stomach problems and each and every possible health problem that routinely occur during every srk movie’s release (out of the 100% people who watched jhtj in theatres, 35 %complained of severe head aches, brain problems etc, 20 % went into a indefinite depression, 10% were admitted to mental hospitals, 6% went into coma, 3% of people either committed suicide or attempted a suicide). as per some estimates more than yrf it was the doctors, the pharmaceutical companies, the mental hospitals, the police and many others who bebefitted more from jthj release and with chennai express due to come this year, these people are expected to earn much more.

@stardost dude you needn’t worry about Salman Khan winning the above awards. Just like his fans Salman does not give 2 rats ass about such awards but we all know of a man who does care about winning these awards or any awards in general. Thats SRK everybody.

He says Awards are like being in a candy store and he just cant choose which ones he wants the most.

My friend its too late for you to stop him, SRK and family have already sent over a briefcase filled with free tickets to the premier of Chenna Depress to the Jury panel at Stardust. (front row tickets)

Point to be noted is that should SRK fail to win any award then that only means that the jury found the teaser of Chennai Depress as boring as JTHJ that they will ignore SRK and just give away their free tickets in a raffle. :-P