Jessica Chastain's just come off a huge tour of Asia, promoting her new movie The Huntsman: Winter's War and she knows it's polite to bring gifts back from trips.

But what do you buy for someone who's literally got everything good in the world already? You start experimenting with the bad.

Naturally, then, she bought Jimmy the very, very worst.

Jessica: "That is called durian. It is the King of fruit in Asia. Can you guys smell it?" *Audience murmurs in agreement, cuffs over their mouths, eyes streaming*

Jimmy: "THIS is their King?" *Audience is quieter now, presumed dead*

Jessica: "They call it the blue cheese of fruit. I LOVE it. It tastes like onions and garlic and avocado and custard... it's really thorny." *Silence*

Watch Jimmy perfect his -omg-Grandma-you-really-shouldn't-have-bought-me-this-terrible-cross-stitch-set face in the full video and be glad modern technology doesn't afford surround sound and smells just yet: