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Stop the presses! I mean, STOP THEM! There is some majorly breaking news, and you may want to sit down. Seated? Okay. PlasticCourtney Stodden and creepyDoug Hutchison are separating. Deep breaths. It's no longer just a rumor. It's for serious, y'all, as the couple has already issued a statement and everything. What's next? Kate Gosselin stops chasing the limelight? Kimye doesn't stand the test of time? Is the apocalypse upon us?

I know what you're all thinking because I'm thinking the same thing. If this crazy kid and her crazy almost senior citizen hubby can't make it in today's world, where is the hope for the rest of us? And dare I ask? Whatever will become of their pooch Dourtney?

Courtney Stodden, sporting her new, fuller lips, hit the runway last week for a good cause.

Courtney strutted her stuff (and her most favoritest shoes) at the Fashion Minga – Art.Music.Dance. show at Exchange LA in Los Angeles. Courtney posed for pics on the red carpet with fashion designer Maggie Barry and wore this Barbie pink dress designed by Maggie in support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Random observation of the day: with Courtney's hair styled flat against her head like this, it makes me realize that her head is about the same size as one of her new boobs.

The best thing about this post (other than Courtney's fabulous fashion sense) is NO Doug on the red carpet for her to do the flamingo leg pose with.

Courtney stumbled her drunk ass all over London last night, hitting up nightclubs and needing help standing walking as she partied it up (and let her ass literally hang out). Or maybe she was sober and just needs to stop wearing ridiculous shoes when she doesn't have hubby Doug creeping along next to her to hold her up.

After spilling in and out of taxis all evening, she emerged from her hotel with her husband this morning, looking a little more steady on her feet and wearing more clothes than usual.

I didn't realize just how orange Courtney is until I saw her sitting next to her pasty white male companion in these pics!

The UK's Celebrity Big Brother has come to an end, which means Courtney Stodden will be flying home soon. And – prepare yourselves – she's bringing her new BFF, Lauren Harries, home with her to shoot a new reality TV show.

Happy Monday, y'all!

Lauren spilled the news after the Celebrity Big Brother finale. When asked if she plans to stay in touch with Courtney, Lauren said, "Oh yes, we are doing a program together for Channel 5, I don't know if anybody knows this yet."

With the holiday weekend, our favorite reality TV stars were missing in action since not too many red carpet events were scheduled and the photographers probably took a vacation. As the week went on, the stars popped back up as the camera crews returned.

The child bride has been over in the UK participating in Celebrity Big Brother and showing off her personal brand of class and sophistication to the Brits. They must be really enjoying the American making a fool of herself because as of last night's eviction…Courtney's still in. With the video evidence below, it's easy to understand WHY they're keeping her around. It's a no brainer!

Earlier this week, they "kidnapped" Doug Hutchison and told Courtney she could see him if she would give up her trashy clothes and makeup and would agree to wear dirty coveralls that literally covered it all. She did it and squealed when she got to see her husband. He gushed at her, ‘I love you. I’m watching you constantly, every waking hour, on TV, on the internet, any chance I get. I’m falling more and more in love with you every time I watch you on TV. You’re an angel.’