You may not have the (totally unrealistic) physique of an action figure, or the (totally unrealistic) accessory weaponry but you can look like one with the Action Figure Beach Blanket. All you need to do is lie down on it, place your “accessories” on the side, and you’re ready to be stocked …

Rock the Cantina with this Star Wars guitar. Made by Rainy Day Instruments, the body of this electric guitar is a repurposed C-3PO action figure case (who even knew they had another one besides the Vader case?) The case can still open up and talk (why didn’t the Darth Vader one talk? …

Here’s another unusual item from Japan that we don’t really know what to make of. This Koppu no Fuchiko (which translates appropriately enough to “Fuchiko on the edge of the cup”) is a little office worker who sits on the edge of a glass. It comes as a set of 7 in …

You have to be pretty committed to Star Wars to put such a large piece of decor prominently in your home. But for those who believe in the Force, you can geek up your house with this giant Star Wars Floor Lamp. This six foot tall handmade lamp is made from various …

What do you get when you combine a unicorn and a narwhal? 110% pure awesomeness otherwise known as the Narwhalicorn Bendable Figure. This 5 inch tall action figure bends into all the majestic poses that these mythical creatures are known for- posing, strutting, kicking ass, taking names, flexing, flying, galloping, Tebowing, …

If I had a Joss Whedon action figure I’d give it a little payback for killing off all those great characters in his movies. Or make him drive Barbie around in her pink Corvette. Wait did I just admit I have a Barbie dreamcar? I meant GI Joe hovercraft. Really, just a typo …

Take Daft Punk home with you (of course I personally don’t need to since Daft Punk is playing at my house). Available around the world for pre-order now are the newest Daft Punk Action Figures to commemorate the electronic music duo’s latest album, “Random Access Memories”. The nearly 6″ figures …