You watch Help! or any other Beatles movie just to see your favorite Beatle.

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Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.--Lilo and Stitch.Beatles to battle!--Paul, Yellow Submarine movieListen. Do you want to know a secret?Have you hugged your Paul Today?Drop me a letter in my mailbox.

-When you are watching a TV program or movie with your friends, and there is a Beatles reference, you laugh extra loud as if to say, "See! Beatles fans get things that you don't! We laugh and sing and are generally more joyous! JOIN OUR RANKS!"-when people can't remember your name, they just call you, 'That person who's obsessed with the Beatles.'

Good fun this thread, but it's different for everyone of course. I've got all the Beatles albums, some bootlegs, I reckon they're the greatest thing ever to happen to music, and I listen to their music a lot.

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Every CD in my car is a Beatle CD.Hate all music made since the Beatles broke up. Except some of their solo stuff, but it doesn't come close to being the Beatles....Ok I fess up to having liked a lot of the ELO stuff, but you can see the Beatle influence there. Jeff Lynne even hooked up with Harrison with the Wilburys and produced his Cloud Nine album.I mention the Beatles every time my daughter listens to that crap that passes as "music" today.

What makes me an obsessive fan? um.. well, everytime a certain date comes up on the beatlescalendar, i 'll always rave on about it to other people. If it's the anniversary of a fabs album, i seem to go on & onabout which tracks were recorded & who played what etc . .People generally say i'm too young to know all that stuff but whyshound't i. I don't find any band today as facinating or interesting as the Beatles!!

Q: What does George Harrison sing as he's making bread?A: Here comes the bun

Excellent! You made me groan.

I'm an American and don't know what Alcopop is. Sorry! :B

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All you've got to do is choose love. That's how I live it now. I learned a long time ago, I can feed the birds in my garden. I can't feed them all. -- Ringo Starr, Rolling Stone magazine, May 2007<br />

hah! yeh wonderfully awful I thought- when I made them up me and my friends had just heard a load of reeeally awful jokes and in comparison these were pure gold so we laughed hysterically haha

Wow don't know what you call them in america then- I could just change it to 'favourite alcoholic drink' insteadBasically any of those sugary alcoholic drinks like bacardi breezers (the pun in this joke lol), WKD, Smirnoff Ice- just that lot. So I just amused myself over BcCartney sounding like Bacardi... !

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Oh, no, don't change it! In America we have no particular term for this. We just say "a drink". So thanks for explaining it. I am growing my international knowledge.

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All you've got to do is choose love. That's how I live it now. I learned a long time ago, I can feed the birds in my garden. I can't feed them all. -- Ringo Starr, Rolling Stone magazine, May 2007<br />

...Talk about Fab4 all the time - it drives crazy my friends ...Sing Beatles everywhere - in the bus, in the bath ......My room is full of Beatles photos and posters !...stay long at night to download rare trax (like bootlegs and so on)...love to watch Beatle interviews on You Tube ! So cute, so funny !...dreaming about fab every night, and ... during day !...Desktop on my PC and mobile phone with The Beatles (on PC - all the Beatles together, on cell phone - only George)...never stop to think about them...watched Beatle movies 100 times and want more !

But while we're on the subject of food jokes...Q: What's Ringo's favourite fruit?A: Japanese apples (apple = ringo in Japanese, as far as I know)... and carambolas (the Starr star-fruit!)

You are making me hungry Oct

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...Talk about Fab4 all the time - it drives crazy my friends ...Sing Beatles everywhere - in the bus, in the bath ......My room is full of Beatles photos and posters !...stay long at night to download rare trax (like bootlegs and so on)...love to watch Beatle interviews on You Tube ! So cute, so funny !...dreaming about fab every night, and ... during day !...Desktop on my PC and mobile phone with The Beatles (on PC - all the Beatles together, on cell phone - only George)...never stop to think about them...watched Beatle movies 100 times and want more !

Yes, these qualities for a person will definately be classified as "FAN"

I didn't read through all the pages so there might be some that repeat... You Know You're A Beatle Fan When:

...you have seperate space in your room for beatle clothes and/or accessories...you try to find a way to do a project on the beatles every year in school...you decorate anything you can with beatles...you cry everytime you see the concert for george finale ...the only band you will ever listen to is the beatles ...they are the only band on your i-pod...everytime you talk to a "beatle fan imposter" you put them in there place...you can answer any sarcastic remark with a beatle comeback...you always talk about the beatles non stop to anybody who'll listen...the beatles are the only thing that can make you happy ...your wedding song is going to be a beatle song no matter what your fiance says ...and your honeymoon is going to be liverpool no matter what your fiancesays

I'll try to think of more...

*This just popped into my head... I thought it was funny even though it doesn't make sense... when someone asks you what's your fav. color? you reply: BEATLES!

Hehe, yeah, I'm "guilty" of this one (except I don't have an i-pod)When my friend saw my MP3 for the first time, she was like: *excitedly*"oooh, can I see?"... then after a few moments...*much less excitedly*"do you have anything other than The Beatles on it?"... I said I have some of their solo careers too, but that's not what she meant, apparently :B

Oh, I just thought of another "you know when you're a fan" sign:... your passwords on the computer are Beatles-related

I'm also guilty of this! The Beatles are the only band that went to New Zealand with me. It's too bad, too-- they didn't even like New Zealand!

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All you've got to do is choose love. That's how I live it now. I learned a long time ago, I can feed the birds in my garden. I can't feed them all. -- Ringo Starr, Rolling Stone magazine, May 2007<br />

I'm insane with the Beatles. Today I had to get a root canal and it was torture. I was sitting there with all this stuff in my mouth and all of a sudden I felt myself begin to panic cuz I felt like I couldn't breathe. So I'm looking at the ceiling where there's this picture of a waterfall and I'm telling myself, okay, picture Paul in the water, think of John swimming, Paul's eyes, what it would be like if there could be a Beatles reunion. And miraculously I actually calmed down and got through it! I swear I'm obsessed. It's pathetic. I wonder if this could be considered an addiction. There should be a twelve step program for this.