“Yep!” You pick up your phone and call up your best friend, explaining the situation to him in detail. You’ve always known Jamie to be an outgoing and sexually-fuelled guy who craves sex — the kinkier the better. And he’s told Rachel in the past that he’d love to nail her if you weren’t in the picture.

Almost immediately he tells you he is down and ready to come over right away. Rachel looks a little alarmed that things are progressing so quickly.

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