Brady has said he wants the kid to have a traditional name—presumably something half-Brazilian-traditional—and something he "can pronounce." Given how many insane celebrity baby names there are out there, the task seems well nigh impossible. But plenty of famous people have labeled their children with relative restraint.

Let's see if we can't get some inspiration from them, along with some help from our own TV diva Kristin Dos Santos, who herself recently named a half-Brazilian bebeh.

But first, the tame, "traditional" baby names of the stars.

They do exist. Meg Ryan has kids named Jack and Daisy, and before you ask, no, that does not mean that Meg has a son named Jack Ryan (the teenager has the dad's last name, Quaid, as in Meg's ex-husband, Dennis). And that doesn't mean that Jack Quaid is not some sort of patriotic man of action; he very well could be.

As for the half-Brazilian angle, I got some great insight from Kristin, whose baby is named Luca. She tells me that finding a pronounceable, yet traditional, Brazilian name may be tough for the Tom and Gisele.

"Portuguese names can be very difficult for Americans to pronounce, and vice versa," she says. "I loved Dylan, but that is pronounced Jillan in Portuguese.

"Jack is pronounced Jhackie. Names that both English and Portuguese speakers can pronounce easily tend to be Latin such as Marcus, Lucas, Tomas, etc."

Sounds like we've narrowed down the potential name. Welcome to the world, little...Marcus?

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