3. Have any of your former girlfriends or their mothers ever referred to you as a “heel”?

4. How many credit cards do you have in your name?

5. Are you willing to carry me if my stilettos prove too painful to manage a wobble?

6. Can you endure shopping trips for prolonged periods of time?

7. Which side of the closet do you prefer?

8. Does it take you longer than 15 minutes to get dressed and, if so, does your place have more than one full-length mirror?

9. Which SATC character would you get along with best?: (a) Carrie, (b) Samantha, (c) Charlotte, (d) Miranda

Please attach three references, a credit report and a copy of your current immunization records.
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