leaving atx

Who fantasizes about vacations?Everyone. Of course, they are fantastic. Who wakes up and say's they just had the most delightful dream about getting to the airport on time. No one ever in the history of modern day man that's who.

Travel is the worst game of Hurry Up and Wait. A close second being the inevitable line to the port-a-potty at ACL fest.

Funny, no one seems to be happy about being at the airport. Probably because they just pulled a groin stuffing 100lb suitcases, aka shoe-cases, into the trunk only to have it not all fit and now Shot Gun Rider has a lap full of Sampsonite. Taking a limo to the airport will nix this.

Speaking of laps, the girl to your right with the eeew face has tied her jacket around her waist to disguise the coffee stain on her jeans she got from avoiding a ten car pile up on IH35 in bumper to bumper traffic. Clearly she didn't rent a limo for airport transportation.

Woe the glares (I was here first), the stares (why does she need seven bags) and worst of all the screaming babies (bless their poor lil vocal chords). The herds, heads down buried in their phones, avoiding eye contact clearly in severe need of a shot of Patrón.

Not you, not today, not with Austin Executive Transportation. You are prepared and relaxed because you hired a Lincoln Town Car Service to be your limousine airport transportation. Eager to prop your feet up in First Class and sip on a yummy cocktail, not as a stress reliever but as a reward for efficiently getting this this enchanting travel thing knocked out.

Cheers to your scheduling a car service eliminating the stress of lugging luggage, tedious traffic, packed parking lots and the overfilled stuffy shuttle.

Destination curbside; every member in your group will make their flight. Travel is a breeze and a luxury that you effortlessly CONQUERED. Using an affordable limo service for airport transportation was genius. Good luck with that screaming baby situation. We can't help you there.

Arriving in Austin

Prevent paying the insurance deductible for the fender bender in the rental car. Haven't heard? Austin traffic is smashingly troublesome for out of towners.

Don't bother with cursing Siri for getting you lost. The restaurant she recommended was inferior at best. We provide you with the only directions you will need for your entire trip in three detailed, simple, effortless steps:

Locate your chauffeur at the bottom of the escalator. He is the one holding up your name.

Inform him of your agenda including the what's, when's and where's. He will figure out the how's.

Climb in the back seat, stretch your legs out and watch the latest trending cat montage on youtube. Why not live a little? Let loose and get your "Keep Austin Weird" on.