Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:58 pm

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shiitake. My boss just friended me on FB. She is totally my friend and all, but I am too lazy to go back and maybe delete some of the crepe that I don't want her to read. Wait, where is that FWP thread when you need it? Is there a way to block FB updates unobviously?

shiitake. My boss just friended me on FB. She is totally my friend and all, but I am too lazy to go back and maybe delete some of the crepe that I don't want her to read. Wait, where is that FWP thread when you need it? Is there a way to block FB updates unobviously?

Create a special group and add her into it.

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I guess I know what I'm getting for Christmas now! After I sort this mess out over the phone so she doesnt have to do it.

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Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:43 pm

Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye

Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:03 pmPosts: 1868Location: Central PA

I'm reading The Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting and Owning a Dog, because I've been thinking for a while about getting a dog, but I don't really know much about how to take care of them, since I never had one as a kid. (Actually, the only pets I had as a kid were hermit crabs, which I named after the characters in the Baby-Sitters Club books.) I'm also looking at all the junk on my living room floor that a dog would try to eat. Clearly, I need to learn to be a bit neater before I get a dog.

Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:52 pm

Had sex with a vampire that sparkles.

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Pfft don't get neater for a dog, you'll just be disappointed. Just lower your standards and attachments to objects.

It's really weird but over time I've just learned what Chester will or will not eat and there's no rhyme or reason to it. My mom will ask when I put something on his level "won't he eat that!?!" ...well no, he won't eat a cardboard box, but he will eat your shoes. He won't eat an umbrella, but the remote is fair game. He won't touch your phone, but good luck with that kleenex box. He'll rip the stuffing out of every comforter he can find, but your bed, couch, and chairs are okay. And then when I accurately predict what he will or will not eat I start to wonder how I even know. Our brains are melding into one.

Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:55 pm

Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye

Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:03 pmPosts: 1868Location: Central PA

It's more the dangerous stuff that I'd be worried about. Like, I opened a new DVD yesterday, and the plastic film from around it is still on the floor. (Actually, typing that out made me embarrassed enough about it that I just got up and picked it up and threw it away.)

(Actually, the only pets I had as a kid were hermit crabs, which I named after the characters in the Baby-Sitters Club books.)

This is the best! Haha. It made me smile.

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Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:51 pm

Dead by dawn

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Oh for goodness sake, people, check things out on snopes before you post some piffle on facebook about the magical powers of cut onions! They do not prevent the flu or cure pneumonia, not matter what someone's hairdresser told someone, blah blah blah.

Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:03 pm

Semen Strong

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monkeytoes wrote:

Oh for goodness sake, people, check things out on snopes before you post some piffle on facebook about the magical powers of cut onions! They do not prevent the flu or cure pneumonia, not matter what someone's hairdresser told someone, blah blah blah.

Oh I need to get cut onions!

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Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:08 pm

No-pants hermit 4 lyfe

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Tofulish wrote:

monkeytoes wrote:

Oh for goodness sake, people, check things out on snopes before you post some piffle on facebook about the magical powers of cut onions! They do not prevent the flu or cure pneumonia, not matter what someone's hairdresser told someone, blah blah blah.

Oh I need to get cut onions!

they walk your dog and they double on sax.

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Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:08 pm

Semen Strong

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Larisa wrote:

It's more the dangerous stuff that I'd be worried about. Like, I opened a new DVD yesterday, and the plastic film from around it is still on the floor. (Actually, typing that out made me embarrassed enough about it that I just got up and picked it up and threw it away.)

It depends on what kind of dog you get. Cuddles was older when I got him and he never chewed stuff that isn't food, so your plastic DVD wrap would be completely safe. Honestly, I got a million times less neat when I had him, because now I have nonstop snuggles on demand and they are better than vacuuming. I am with Fee, drop your standards! And the good thing is that you get used to the lowered standards so fast! Our house smells like dogstank, but I never notice even though my nose is sensitive enough that I gag at the smell of cheese.

Go adopt a well-trained notapuppy dog. Like a 3 year old. Then get your snuggle on! Your rescue will thank you forever.

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Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:17 am

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Ever had a dream where your mother or partner or someone important to you went missing or died and you woke up feeling off for the whole day? I had a dream that I was properly in love with my crush (Not Mr8, who I am in love with x 100) but he didn't love me back and now I see him on FB flirting with someone else I get all rage-y. I'm probably going to be in a bad mood today.

Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:01 am

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vijita wrote:

shiitake. My boss just friended me on FB. She is totally my friend and all, but I am too lazy to go back and maybe delete some of the crepe that I don't want her to read. Wait, where is that FWP thread when you need it? Is there a way to block FB updates unobviously?

Just tell her that you don't friend people you work with, tell her it's always been your rule, no matter where you work. I think it's inappropriate of work colleges to friend request each other without discussing it face to face first. Keep your work and facebook separate people, it never ends well!

My man is telling his eldest son (13) about us today, the kid knows there's something going on and not knowing what it is seems to be unsettling him. I'm nervous, I'm his first girlfriend since his split with the kid's mother last year. His mum got so excited that he had met someone he really likes (he told her he thinks we'll be long term), that he thought she was going to squeeee down the phone at him. No pressure here then, heh.

Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:23 am

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forking jet lag. I got home yesterday around 10am. I went to bed around 11 (no later) and got up around 5pm, then went back to bed from about 8pm - 12am, then went back to bed again from about 2am - 11.30am, and I'm still tired. I could easily sleep right now. I need to do stuff but I really don't feel like it.

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