Can someone give me suggestions for lube I can find around the house? I don't like using Vaseline because it's so hard to clean up. I used conditioner for years because it didn't bubble up and cause burning, but now it's starting to dry up my skin. Any ideas?

Of course it's starting to dry up your skin. Normal lotions etc. ARE NOT MEANT TO BE USED AS A LUBRICANT.
Unless you want to go out and buy some (lubricant), basically, Vaseline is the safest thing around the house for you to use.

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or try to take it out with toilet paper, that can help, done it only once and it was fine, took me less than 2 min, but carefull with the cum cause then the toilet paper might get stuck on you dick and it's just a pain in the ass to take that off

Use common sense with this. Read the label, anything that you either cannot pronounce or easily figure out what it is is probably not a good thing to be rubbing on your penis. So, soaps, shampoos, conditioners,etc., are not good, eventhough they're slippery. Anything with any type of SD-Alcohol, or alcohol of any type are no nos. Any kind of household cleaner or chemical/wax/ are similiarly off limits. If you can safely eat it, it's probably OK, any type of cosmetic or food oil is OK. But read the label. Be careful.

Of course it's starting to dry up your skin. Normal lotions etc. ARE NOT MEANT TO BE USED AS A LUBRICANT.
Unless you want to go out and buy some (lubricant), basically, Vaseline is the safest thing around the house for you to use.

Dude lay off it was an honest mistake... no need to flame the guy jesus you fucking people overreact so much it makes me sick. I want to fucking leave this god damn forum.