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I still have those adidas flip-flops. “Massage”, my ass! Unless “massage” also means make-your-feet-feel-like-they-are-asleep-all-the-time-and-not-that-tolerable-numb-feeling-but-the-sticking-hot-pins-in-your-feet-prickly-feeling, then ya, they were great.

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