Piper Perabo

Well, I could lament about how pasties are the devil’s handicraft and all that nonsense. But, fact is, it’s Friday, I’m tired from sort of working almost hard and I really just want to look through the sheer top Piper Perabo wore to the network upfronts in New York and ogle the shape of her bare bosom. Is that too much to ask? Of course not.

And, of course, we’ve been in lust with Piper since Coyote Ugly, such deep lust that we actually watched that movie. And while she comes and goes from our radars, mostly absent these past few years, all it takes is one good see-through show to get back on our bandwagon. We are easy men afterall. Enjoy.

At a time when this nation is divided over political rhetoric and partisan bickering, it’s time once again for the readers of Egotastic!, the scientifically proven smartest readership online, to step forward with a soothing salve of sextastic, a balm of the boobtastic, some monumentally mammarial medicine to heal the rifts that divide, and fortify the fornication equipment. Yep, it’s time for Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes some much higher quality stills of Kristen Stewart topless in On The Road (thanks to EgoReader ‘Michael’), Aubrey O’Day patriotic bare asstastic (kudos to ‘Jesse’), musty busty Christina Aguilera (thanks to ‘Dex’), Brazilian hottie model Roberta Murga very topless (gracias to ‘Marco’), Lucy Pinder topless with her girlfriends in Aussie People (down under gratitude to ‘Tom O’), Piper Perabo topless in a still from the current hit film, Looper (blessings to ‘Randolpho’), Hayden Panettiere cleavy at an Octoberfest (by way of EgoReader ‘Wout’), sextastic model Ashley Smith topless (thanks to ‘Rex’), Noelia Rios and Xoana Gonazlez naughty nekkid playful in H magazine (you’re a good man ‘Edmund’), Kendall Jenner looking might grown up (thanks to ‘Sakk’ for the Kardashian heir apparent), Doutzen Kroes classic lingerie hotness (kudos to ‘BoneBon’ for this contribution), Michelle Hunziker flashing upskirt on Italian TV (way to go ‘Gerad D.’), Emma Watson major league sexy in a Lorenzo Aguis photoshoot (kudos to ‘Benjie’), Odette Yustman in a classic covered topless shoot from Tony Duran (uncovered by adventure seeker ‘Robert’), Shenae Grimes in her undies in Elias Tehan photoshoot (we bow down to ‘Lefty’), and some additional views of nekkid and wicked hot Emily Ratajkowski from Treats! magazine (provided by ‘Jason’).