Boffo Buffalo Wings - Traditional-style wings (7 or so, we ain’t stingy) with just the right amount of “spicy,” served with your choice of ranch or bleu cheese dippin’ sauce. You’ll smack your lips and crow for more!...$8.25

BROADWAY-WORTHY

The Pocket Sandwich – Dare to taste a legend! Our Namesake, around since 1980: Pita bread stuffed with your choice of Turkey or Corned Beef plus provolone cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, and creamy Italian dressing. Or, there’s the Grilled Chicken Pocket with strips of seasoned chicken, provolone cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato and guacamole. Opt for rye bread and we’ll run ‘er through our fancy new grill. Either “method” will bring down the house.

Taco Lover’s Pocket - This delight from south of la frontera features spicy, seasoned beef or sliced grilled chicken. Dressed with sour cream, guacamole, romaine lettuce, tomato and a side of salsa.

Vegetarian Showcase - Fresh mushrooms and three cheeses take center stage before a chorus of guacamole, sour cream, fresh spinach and tomato. You’ll agree this yummy meal earns the spotlight!

Reuben On Rye - Corned beef or turkey with sauerkraut, provolone cheese and brown mustard, or thousand island if you prefer, and toasted on rye to perfection. So popular, in fact, that Mr. Reuben gets his very own dressing room, although the other sandwiches think he’s a diva!

The Tur-ben - Protege of the reuben, this turkey cheddar melt on rye has been wowing the audiences since it’s recent debut. With brown mustard and a layer of vinaigrette coleslaw (sassy!). Give this rising star a shot at sizzling your palate-you won’t be sorry.

All sandwiches come with tortilla chips and a deli pickle spear….$7.50

* Substitute the chips with a dinner salad for $1.50

SMASH HITS

La Pockizza Nostra - A pita pizza slathered with tangy marinara, loaded with your toppings of choice and rolled into a double-fistful of deeee-lish! (“Slop, plop n’ roll,” per Virgil Optic.) Toasted crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside. It’s a showstopper! Served with chips and salsa. Cheese….$6.25 Pepperoni or Veggie (spinach, mushrooms & tomato)….$6.75 Supreme (da Woiks, capice?)….$7.25

This Spud’s For You! A plump but humble potato dolled-up with cheeses, chives, bacon bits and sour cream. Served with your choice of soup or salad. $7.00 Add mushrooms, spicy beef topping or grilled chicken for only 75¢.

That’s A Wrap! With each show we offer a different star-quality wrap, always as memorable as the show or person that inspired it. Ingredients and recipes vary. Ask your wait-star for the details and just maybe he or she will have studied their script and can tell you about it.

Dessert Du Jour - That’s our fancy way of saying “Today’s Sweet Treat.” Get it while it lasts! Check our menu board or with your sweetheart of a server. Prices vary.

Flavored Cheese Cake - We offer different choices each show and we think you’ll agree,

it’s some of the best in town. Whether you agree or you don’t, it’s what we’ve got and it’s never been booed. Prices vary.

Fudge Brownie Sundae - (But also served Mondae through Saturdae.) A sinfully decadent

fudge brownie served under a scoop of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup….$3.50

Root Beer Float - Known to the Ancient Sumerians as the “Elixir of the Ages” (honest!): A single hefty scoop of good ‘ol vanilla ice cream with root beer. Young and old alike will find this traditional, classic concoction simply satisfying!.... $3.25

PRODUCERS’ NOTE: We strive to serve you simple yet tasty food (within budgets - yours and ours). We also strive to do it fast. Notwithstanding the perspicuity of this humble gastric mission, feeding 150 guests from a kitchen smaller than yours-in under 90 minutes! – is no mere parlor trick. Please accept our advance gratitude for your supportive patience. In other words: Thank You, and You’re Welcome.