Thursday, August 28, 2014

ISIS...We are the United States, have you heard of us???

Dear ISIS (Islamic state of Iraq and Syria),

Let me present to you a simple question….Haven’t you learned
from those that came before you? History
is filled with numerous terrorist organizations like yourselves who use hate,
fear, murder, manipulation and propaganda in an attempt at world tyranny. In case
you may have forgot, let me refresh your memory along with the results of each
of their actions:

1.Nazi Germany: FAIL.

2.Dr. Evil: FAIL. (sharks with lasers almost was
our downfall)

3.Al Qaeda: FAIL.

4.Insert any Islamic group here: FAIL.

You are no different than your predecessors other than the
fact that you have mastered the art of social media and its power from a cave. You
continue to taunt us with televised be-headings of journalists and the abduction
of American’s volunteering in relief efforts in war torn regions of the middle
east along with the killing of your own people, who wouldn't conform to your
Islamic (there’s that word again) beliefs all in the name of Allah. With all these
heinous deeds what do you think you are going to accomplish? To borrow a phrase
from every celebrity or athlete who has ever been pulled over by the police….Don’t
you know who we are??? It is time for a Lee Greenwood, Toby Keith, Hank
Williams Jr. moment (parental discretion advised)….We are the United States of
America. For 238 years we have been “thee” world super power, along with coming
to the aid of our allies on every continent. We have two world war wins to our
credit and have been victorious in numerous conflicts across the globe. It took
us just over a month to invade and conquer the very country that you derive
your name from while it was under control of the most powerful dictator of the
last 30 years. What do you think you are going to accomplish with your actions
other than transforming the mud huts and mountain lairs you call home to
rubble? I would also like to send a special shout out to the Americans who side
with ISIS’s cause of killing innocent men, women and children and denounce a
country who has given it every opportunity to succeed by traveling to far off
locals in an attempt to bring harm to the United States and our allies. Let us
save you the cost of a plane ticket to those paradise like destinations such as
Iraq and Syria and fast track you to those 72 virgins you are so looking
forward to seeing. Whoooooa……..Tanks, bald eagles, hamburgers, stars and
stripes and football!!! Sometimes my love for my country overtakes rational thought,
but I’m a proud American and will never apologize for that. The point I’m
trying to make in the most patriotic way possible is that your actions are only
moving you closer to your demise which in the grand scheme of things is better
for the rest of us. So keep up the good work, we are looking forward to adding
you as another notch on the United States bed post….Merica.

PS. Happy last Thursday of August peeps, make it an
outstanding one and remember…..If liberals hate you, you’re doing something right.

Life according to me:

Farming includes lots of long hours and hard work. Many hours on the tractor and in the field also gives you lots of time to figure out the world's problems at the same time you are trying to feed it, I guess multi-tasking is one of our greatest strengths. From politics to sports to music to why did insert actor or actress wear that to the Oscar's please enjoy and feedback is not only welcome it is necessary.......Thank you!