Dear Big Brain: Is it possible I could ever be as smart as you? Answer: No

QUESTION FROM R. E. COLLIERVILLE TNDear Mr. Brain: If I went to town how many would
there be? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN wonders if you could be a little more vague.

QUESTION FROM M.W. Portland ORDear Mr. FAT HEAD: My dad is way smarter than you.
What do you think about that? Answer: Oh Yea. He is not.

QUESTION FROM S. J. ATLANTA GADear Mr. Brain: I just love intelligent men. Are you
married? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN is currently attached to Mrs. BIG BRAIN and can’t
get unloosed.

QUESTION FROM Y. B. Los Angeles CADear MR. BIG BRAIN: Who do you think is smarter,
men or women? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN will get back to you with the answer at a later
time. Do not think for one moment that THE BIG BRAIN is afraid to answer this question.

Dear Giant Head: How did you get to be so smart? Answer: Well K.J., I’m glad you
asked. Many years ago THE BIG BRAIN was probably no smarter than you. It just goes
to show that 16 years of undergraduate study can finally pay off.