Tribune Content Agency (C)2016 Tribune Content Agency, LLC. “Wendy is telling everybody that I’m a few tacos short of a combination plate when I’m declarer,” Cy the Cynic told me in the club lounge. Cy, a chauvinist, and Wendy, our feminist, are always at odds. “She’s saying your dummy play is weak?” “It’s shameful,” Cy growled. “But two can play...

Tribune Content Agency (C)2016 Tribune Content Agency, LLC. Cy the Cynic and I were sitting in the club lounge when a player came over. “My partner is a CPA,” he told us. “He says trying to figure out percentage plays as declarer drives him nuts.” “When accountants go mad, do they start to hear invoices?” Cy wondered. My friend had...