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Got a cellphone? Does it support polyphonic ringtones? No? You’re a dork. For the rest of you, this is your exclusive source for ringtones from all of your favourite Smallman bands. Good jebus, you can even create your own ringtone of any 30-second clip of each and every Smallman song.

Now here’s the fine print. You need to have javascript enabled in your webbernet browser for this to work. You also need a “supported wireless carrier.” How do you know if you meet these unreasonable requirements? If you don’t see your mobility carrier or your type of cell phone listed, then too bad, so sad, you lose. But make sure you follow the simple steps as below:

pick the song you want to turn into a ringtone, and click its link, which will spawn a new window