Soylent Green Is Real People

Soylent Green — the fictional foodstuff that has come to represent the ultimate dystopian future is now for reals. But since food manufacturers have not resorted to use actual people — to our knowledge — ThinkGeek offers a suitable alternative.

An actual fully-licensed snack, Soylent Green Crackers are made from spinach and high-energy plankton. Suddenly, people don’t sound so bad.