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Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel
The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.

2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS!
The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.
Modern Toss gift box included.
Dishwasher and microwave safe.
9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

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