i think instead of trying to establish troll teeth patterns maybe we could just say that hussie designed them with whatever he thought looked best?

Now hold on you mother fucker. You can't even begin to comprehend what this shit means to me. I've spent the last two years of my life mapping troll teeth patterns. I've got this shit down to a science. Your pea sized brain would barely even grasp a beginners course to the troll sciences, let alone anything at my level of expertise. You think Hussie understands his own comic? Think again. I know shit Hussie doesn't. I've collaborated with the smartest minds on Tumblr to figure this shit out. You can't possibly understand the fire you've just started. We've spent years studying blood synchronization, teeth patterns, skin hues, and horn variations. You thought troll relationships were complicated? Think again. The research we've completed shows signs of hidden spacial quadrants. Quadrants you never would have dreamed of. The shipping we're capable of could change history. It could change the world. Yet here you are, blaspheming in the art of troll science. Well done sir. What have you accomplished in this life? How could anything relevant to your feeble mind compare to what we've done? You're meaningless. You're nothing to us. Your words won't stop us. The world will know what we have accomplished. The world will know you are nothing.

Now hold on you mother fucker. You can't even begin to comprehend what this shit means to me. I've spent the last two years of my life mapping troll teeth patterns. I've got this shit down to a science. Your pea sized brain would barely even grasp a beginners course to the troll sciences, let alone anything at my level of expertise. You think Hussie understands his own comic? Think again. I know shit Hussie doesn't. I've collaborated with the smartest minds on Tumblr to figure this shit out. You can't possibly understand the fire you've just started. We've spent years studying blood synchronization, teeth patterns, skin hues, and horn variations. You thought troll relationships were complicated? Think again. The research we've completed shows signs of hidden spacial quadrants. Quadrants you never would have dreamed of. The shipping we're capable of could change history. It could change the world. Yet here you are, blaspheming in the art of troll science. Well done sir. What have you accomplished in this life? How could anything relevant to your feeble mind compare to what we've done? You're meaningless. You're nothing to us. Your words won't stop us. The world will know what we have accomplished. The world will know you are nothing.

Unless Troll braces and shit are brought into the equation.
That would be a fucking GAME CHANGER right there.

Now hold on you mother fucker. You can't even begin to comprehend what this shit means to me. I've spent the last two years of my life mapping troll teeth patterns. I've got this shit down to a science. Your pea sized brain would barely even grasp a beginners course to the troll sciences, let alone anything at my level of expertise. You think Hussie understands his own comic? Think again. I know shit Hussie doesn't. I've collaborated with the smartest minds on Tumblr to figure this shit out. You can't possibly understand the fire you've just started. We've spent years studying blood synchronization, teeth patterns, skin hues, and horn variations. You thought troll relationships were complicated? Think again. The research we've completed shows signs of hidden spacial quadrants. Quadrants you never would have dreamed of. The shipping we're capable of could change history. It could change the world. Yet here you are, blaspheming in the art of troll science. Well done sir. What have you accomplished in this life? How could anything relevant to your feeble mind compare to what we've done? You're meaningless. You're nothing to us. Your words won't stop us. The world will know what we have accomplished. The world will know you are nothing.

Now hold on you mother fucker. You can't even begin to comprehend what this shit means to me. I've spent the last two years of my life mapping troll teeth patterns. I've got this shit down to a science. Your pea sized brain would barely even grasp a beginners course to the troll sciences, let alone anything at my level of expertise. You think Hussie understands his own comic? Think again. I know shit Hussie doesn't. I've collaborated with the smartest minds on Tumblr to figure this shit out. You can't possibly understand the fire you've just started. We've spent years studying blood synchronization, teeth patterns, skin hues, and horn variations. You thought troll relationships were complicated? Think again. The research we've completed shows signs of hidden spacial quadrants. Quadrants you never would have dreamed of. The shipping we're capable of could change history. It could change the world. Yet here you are, blaspheming in the art of troll science. Well done sir. What have you accomplished in this life? How could anything relevant to your feeble mind compare to what we've done? You're meaningless. You're nothing to us. Your words won't stop us. The world will know what we have accomplished. The world will know you are nothing.

Sharp teeth = hot, as taught to us by Mindfang.
Hence why it amuses me that Equius gave them to Aradiabot.

50 Shades of Grey posted:

Her fingers, which I have lost track of, to my surprise have come 8etween the petticoat and my skin. The heat of her touch tells me the likely range for the color of her 8lood. I wouldn't have guessed it to look at her, not with her sign stripped. Her mouth opens slightly and I squint. Ah! Razor sharp, and none missing. Perfect. How disappointing it is to find quivering lips hiding dull teeth.

Oh yeah, and the different blood castes have different body heats apparently.
Though that's a bit less significant.