Hear the nastiest joke that Dave Attell knows. Comedian Dave Attell is taking over Comedy Central this month—his new standup special Dave Attell: Road Work premieres Saturday, immediately followed by his new standup comedy series, Comedy Underground with Dave Attell. Both are as funny as they are unabashedly filthy. Why so dirty?! We rang up Attell to find out.

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Toast the return (and the end of) Mad Men with a drinking game.Mad Men’s final two-part season kicks off ON AMC Sunday night. Our questions will be answered. Trends will be spotted. And this guy will continue being awesome. We’ll be celebrating the beginning, and mourning the end, in true Don Draper style: drinking. Join us by playing GQ.com’s Mad Men-Watching Drinking Game.

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Watch Outkast reunite, and dream about these bands that never will. Reuniting for the festival circuit is the new rainmaker in the music biz—it’s Outkast’s turn this spring, starting with Coachella this weekend—but that won’t be enough to bring these bands back.—FREDDIE CAMPION

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Learn how Paul Stanley transforms into Starchild in Face The Music. The star-adorned KISS frontman Paul Stanley strips down in his new memoir—Face The Music: A Life Exposed, which hits bookshelves tomorrow—to reveal the highs and lows of life in one of music history’s biggest rock bands. It’s brutally honest, touchingly reflective, and reveals the secret to one thing we’ve always wanted to know: how he gets the face-painted star so damn perfect. Here, founding member Stanley—the original makeup-for-men aficionados— describes how he gets his look.

Check out a vampire movie made by Jim Jarmusch. Jim Jarmusch’s idea of a vampire flick isn’t most people’s, and his idea of mourning bohemia’s bygone glories isn’t, either. Put ’em together and you’ve got Only Lovers Left Alive—in theaters Friday—featuring Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton as undead lovers who’ve spent a few centuries making Keith Richards and his 1960s paramour Anita Pallenberg look like amateurs at jaded decadence. These days, Adam (Hiddleston) is a reclusive rocker hiding out in Detroit, and Eve (Swinton) flies in from Tangier for a reunion. Jarmusch-style, not a lot “happens”—but plenty gets evoked, from Motown’s decay to the Beat Generation’s inspirational vices. A suitably weird requiem for the twentieth-century myths he lives by, Only Lovers is this indie legend’s best movie in years.—TOM CARSON

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...Or see Kevin Costner play the worst general manager in NFL History. Costner plays a Cleveland Browns G.M. whose gift for staggering incompetence is matched only by the real-life Cleveland Browns’.—DEVIN GORDON

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Watch Morgan Spurlock try to live forever. The guy who made you look at McDonald’s differently—not to mention, One Direction—takes on futurism, and other buzzy topics, in the second season of his CNN series Morgan Spurlock: Inside Man, which premieres Sunday. Following an episode on the now predictably absurd world of paparazzi, the season’s second episode will make you rethink immortality—by meeting people who believe it’s possible.