So outta nowhere, a student who was walkin’ pass the room hummed an apple Nolan Ryan style and it hit Flynn in the dome. So then, blind as ever, “looked” in my direction and said somethin’ to the likes of, “can’t you see I’m suffering enough…”
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How did….. i can’t

Yo, I felt bad for the cracker but it was like, what the fuck do you want me to do or say
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Yo, i would put my hand of my mouth (no homo) to stop the laughter and further incrimination, and would of started to jump up and down to to proper exemplify my laughter…..still lol @ humming an apple @ a blind teachers dome…ahahahahaha

^I had mixed emotions. At the moment it happened my mouth dropped because I was taken aback by the niggerish event. Then I turned away because the scene kept playin’ in my mind and I didn’t want to be sprawled out on the floor from laughin’. That shit fucked my psyche, like damn, anything can happen. Lol. My knack for dark and unabashed humor was birthed that day.

The other day I’m walkin to the bank. (I work Downtown… pause). There are three humongous ladies in front of me that just walked out of a Mexican restaurant. Well one of them proceeds to walk on top of some vent on the ground & her dress goes up over her head. Some bum cat calls her & I’m staring in awe at her enormous glutes.

Her friends start laughin & I realize I don’t want to be involved so I play it off like I didn’t see. the lady looks at me with the most pitiful look ever. I K.I.M.

her fuckin draws were all wedged up in her booty & had, what looked like, sweat all over them & her legs.