In a film called “The Future of Fucking”, porn veterans Luna Star and Keiran Lee are shown riding self-balancing scooters while nailing each other. The film includes a scene where they take a running start from a across the room and drive their private parts into each other. Where this film really shines is when both pornstars begin to ride around the room like figure skaters, while Lee periodically penetrates his co-star, Ms. Star.

It’s important to point out that Lee keeps all of his clothes on during this portion of the video. What kind of dystopian hell is this future? And why do we need to keep our clothes on during sex?

If you want to investigate “The Future of Sex” yourself, the video has been available on Brazzers for a couple weeks. But you can also enjoy the huge wave of GIFs videos from the movie that spiking on sites like Tumblr. Honestly, this whimsically censored SFW image is all the hoverboard sex any rational human needs: