If you're using an old tin can to hold all those pens that you hardly use but still need around, the Rainbow Pen Holder from Brando might be just the solution to that problem. Besides functioning as a desk caddy, it's got a stacked-up clock and calendar to earn its keep on your desktop.

The icing on the cake: its tacky flashing lights that distract you from the task at hand, sucking its power from your PC's USB port. Tin cans are no longer good enough for us. We want the disco pencil can.