On a related note, this would've made the list had it not actually been used:

Enter The Haggis

Galnemer and I encounted a flier advertising their upcoming performance at a coffee house/performance venue/club weird-hybrid thing in a tiny little West Virginia mountain town (population: 483). Apparently, they're a Toronto-based Celtic rock band.

Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran