We haven't seen water in liquid form since November. We're very cranky. If we hadn't won four gold in men's and women's hockey and curling to satisfy the restless masses, major urban centres would have erupted into riots by now. Trash cans pushed over and stuff.

After a couple of thousand dead and injured helping an ally, that type of comment wears a bit thin up here.

Oh lighten up.

If you'll recall the record is Canada:1 US:0

Also the national sport of Canada is strapping knives to your feet and beating the hell out of each other. If you're really lucky, they let you get hit by 90mph lumps of frozen rubber for a whole hour. Also, pretty sure you have to half bear to survive north of about Calgary for very long. That's worldwide and includes Russia and Finland. Of course Canada has a military. And no, the Pope doesn't shiat in the woods... often.