When a Greek serves you wine and the vase tastes of pine That’s amphorae

When the man on the stage Croons songs all the rage That’s Mel Torme

When the cook in the kitchen Makes food that’s bewitchin’ That’s a gourmet

Here are two more really bad ones that I threw into the original post (I include these mainly as an example of the sorts of thing that I would normally delete and that my archivist insists should be saved for posterity):

When the queen of the elves Makes men lose themselves She’s a glamour fey

When the sound of your poems Are drowned out by groans That’s the clamor way