Do you remember the first time you sat on Santa's lap? Of course not! Thankfully for most of us, our brains shield our fragile young minds from the memory of those 60 seconds of Christmas terror. This young boy however, remained strikingly calm, using sign language to send a distress signal — HELP! — to his mother, or anyone else who might save him from the clutches of the strange man in the red suit and white beard who "smells like beef and cheese.'

Spencer explained why her child's version of "help" differs from the standardized version, and posted a picture:

Hey, I can appreciate that and I love that you’re teaching him sign. I just want it to be clear that this isn’t the actual sign. I don’t want a bunch people going around doing a mispronunciation of the sign and thinking it’s right.