Just sticking with the trend…

Due to my recent influx of hipster-mocking posts (First the coffee one, then the many perversions of Dov Charney), I’ve decided to stick with the trend and make fun of them some more…

This August, I wrote a poem titled ” ‘Ode’ To A Hipster.” It isn’t really an ode, and it isn’t really profound, but I thought I’d post it to keep up with my topic-pattern, and give readers a look into what I meant when I said I “wasn’t Sylvia Plath!” in an earlier blog regarding my writing habit.

The dust has just settled
on irony’s coffin,
yet your grieving process has not begun.
clawing at your beard,
and praying for revelations.
but you are to stay a puddle,
ambitious for 2000 leagues,
for some aspect of intelligensia,
depth, and a disconnect
from the “dilemma of society”.
…You hipster scum.