Red, like fire!Green, like the earth, Namaste.Orange, bright and happy!Gold, like an Oscar!

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How do you react when someone cuts you off on the highway?

I do some deep breathing and channel my chakraYou want to cut me off and find out?I feel like I need a hugI shouldn’t have left the house in the first place!

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Where do you prefer to live?

In my Zen, Feng Shui apartment, with windows facing the sunrise.My family’s estate in the Hamptons.As long as I’m alone...Frat house style! The more the merrier!

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What do you do when you can’t get a strong cell phone signal?

Sun Salutations keep us grounded and connected to the earth.I’m sensitive to such things. I can’t stop it. I just get so frustrated (sniff).What signal problems? There’s no problem! Everything is great!It’s so humiliating.

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What makes you cry?

Not even onions, baby.Everything, its healthyBeing told, "No!"I would never cry in front of people. How embarrassing.

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What is your favorite type of exercise?

Exercise makes me nervous. Too many uncontrollable variables.Running my mouth!A video in my living room. I hate working out in front of people.Boxing. Good for my aggression.

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What is your favorite type of food?

Anything that won’t get stuck in my teeth.Caviar and Champagne!Momma's home-cookin'I nourish my body with an organic, gluten-free, vegan lifestyle.

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When something embarrassing happens and everyone stops to stare at you, how do you react?

I get in the fetal position and hide.I make laughs happen! I don’t mind being the butt of the joke.Was it embarrassing? I wasn’t embarrassed. Were they staring?I’m never embarrassed. The whole word is my stage.

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Your friend canceled your Friday night plans at the last minute. How do you react?

I never had plans.I would hide my feelings of rejection and sadness and play it cool.No prob, the group will still have fun!You wanta find out? Come here so I can hit you!

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How do you feel about public speaking in front of a large audience of strangers?

Where do I sign up? That’s my dream job.Is that supposed to scare me? Nothing scares me.I would die.They’re not strangers. We’re all friends, here.

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Do you suffer from Nomophobia, or intense fear and anxiety resulting from dropped calls and lost cell phone signals?

You meet challenges in life with your three-part survival plan: wit, humor, and perfect comedic timing. In fact, your impressions of people practically contorting in their efforts to
restore lost signals is so funny, we almost wish there wasn’t a good solution.

But, we know you’ll come up with something even better to make us laugh. We have faith in you. You’ll
stop laughing when you’re dead, am I right, Larry?

Your first reaction is always aggression and rage. Your warpath rarely slows its roll for anyone or anything. In fact, terms like “road rage” were coined because of you. But, there’s no
need to hulk smash another cell phone just yet. There are options out there so you can finally let go of some of that rage, or just redirect it to something new, like those vending
machines that keep eating your money. You just want a snack! How hard is it to get a snack around here? Don’t those coin-sucking machines just make you want to break something? Yeah?
Do what you gotta do, Fiona.

Stop the Smash! Get a Wilson Electronics Signal Booster and save the cell phones!

You look tough on the outside, but you’re really just a gentle giant! It’s not a bad thing to be sensitive, Eric. Truth be told, those animal adoption commercials make us tear up, too.
Maybe we shouldn’t bring this up, we don’t want to make things worse, but we know how upsetting it can be to drop a call or lose signal. We feel it, too. We may not feel it quite as
strongly as you, but... wait, are you crying again?

Don’t cry over a lost signal. We can fix that, Eric. Just grab a Wilson Electronics Signal Booster and cheer up!

You try to eat healthy, treat your body like a temple, and maintain your sense of balance. But, even your downward dog gets shaky when your cell phone signal keeps getting interrupted. Any
disorder in the universe throws you off, as it should! Luckily, your sun salutations don’t need to be rushed, because you can restore the balance of your signal and let you focus on more
important things, like your chakra.

Deep breaths, Maggie, we know this is exciting, but click here to find out how to get a Wilson Electronics Signal Booster!

Do you have any idea how much better you are than the other nomophobes? I mean, you don’t even belong on the same list as those other weirdos. But that’s always the truth, isn’t it Penny?
You hold court with your friends and love being the center of attention. Your dynamic, vivacious personality can camouflage your frustrations with dropped calls, but your eyes never lie,
Penny. We see those stormy waters. Don’t let your nomophobia drag you down, the universe revolves around you!

Penny, you deserve the best! Get your assistant to pick you up a Wilson Electronics Signal Booster!

We get it, we are embarrassed too by dropped calls in the middle of important conversations, or no signal when you’re stuck on the side of the road on your way to a family dinner. It is
humiliating to be locked outside in a Barney costume with no signal to get some help. But, you seem to take it harder than most. Don’t be so hard on yourself, Mortimer! Nobody holds your
nomophobia against you. All that blushing gives you a healthy glow!