Thanks Polaris.Brownlie, I'll set up a hot dog stall there, using real hot dogs.Alex Salmond's recipe for deep fried hamster stolen from children will also feature.There is a certain cat that lives down there too...and that's ALL the pussy I'll be selling.

An interesting idea Scunnert, but most of them are quite relative to news items of the time which were spindoctored by the Hootsmon's(my yin) beloved...erm...progenitor?I'd really have to search the web for neutral reporting to act as a sort of "control" for what *I* do to be put into context.As it's the Scottish media of the early 21st century we are talking about...