[An ex] says, "Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot. That's why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [But] I couldn't be 'Bill Maher's girlfriend' any more - not when I'm Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author."

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True, her book was about all the dudes she'd boned in LA, so maybe it wasn't just that she was an author that turned him off to her.

This is progress. It's only a matter of time before Hasbro drops the restraining order.