Katy Perry has a very disciplined intestine. Do you think she farted in front of Russell Brand? She continued, “He’s my bud, I’m like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: ‘One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.’ And that’s true.” WTF? Would you ever tell someone you consider a brother that you’re proud to not sleep with them? That’s just weird. It’s weird, right? Does she just helplessly bone everyone to the point she is proud when she exercises restraint? IDK.