The 25 Least Athletic-Looking Athletes in Sports

#25 – Peter Crouch

David Beckham is almost the perfect male specimen. Whatever loose bits of English soccer player that were left over after making Beckham were apparently stacked on top of each other to make this lanky freak.

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#24 – Kyle Orton

Not only does he not look like an athlete, he doesn’t play like one either. Remember, this is the one NFL quarterback in history who lost his starting job to Tim Tebow.

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#23 – Pablo Sandoval

Poor pandas. They’re way more physically fit than this. No way Pablo Sandoval has the strength or stamina to climb a tree.

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#22 – Gordon Hayward

Is it the elfin features? It’s the elfin features, isn’t it? Yeah, well, Gordon Hayward probably dominated the North Pole Basketball League growing up. So there.