Irish Dude Makes Amazing Parody of ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ to Run for Student Body President

“My name is Tommy Bolger. The year I turned 22, I made 8 euro an hour which really pissed me off because I had to eat beans and toast for dinner four times a week.”

The University of Limerick’s Bulger sees your fraternity’s Wolf of Wall Street parody and adds the powdery candy DibDabs, a student with Euros taped to her boobs, and bribing a university official. It’s a wahzi, it’s a woozie, it’s… fairy dust.