Caption this celebrity photo!

Caption this celebrity photo for us -- the wittier, the better! The best (and by best, we mean crudest, silliest, shrewdest and rudest!) caption will be chosen by the SheKnows Entertainment Team, and will appear under the photo at the end of the day alongside the submitter's username. Everyone is eligible, so good luck!

Photo courtesy: Splash News

Have what it takes to be the king (or queen) of captions? Submit yours below!

today's winner is: jillian!

"Lady Gaga has been too busy touring to keep up with her regular bikini wax schedule."