Katy Perry, John Mayer No Longer Doing That Thing They Were Doing

If you had been tracking the curiously on-the-nose pairing of tabloid-friendly songbirds Katy Perry and John Mayer, we regret to inform you that according to People, their thing is no longer a thing. Here's hoping that they can each find another paramour in the music industry who can boast a storied romantic history, immense fame, a four-letter first name, and five-letter last name.

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