@Storytime with Darnell Dockett

Celebrities and athletes love Twitter, but very few of them use it correctly. Kim Kardashain tweets about how difficult the questions are on “Cash Cab”. Jose Canseco posts pictures of himself in drag so Lady Gaga will be his girlfriend. Or something. Not sure how that one works.
Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is not one of those people. He’s using the Internet and social media correctly. And I mean come on, how could a guy with a Twitter bio like this go wrong?

That’s not a real website, by the way. Shut up.
Anyway, no, Dockett used his Twitter account to live blog an encounter with police who pulled him over for speeding, tried to search his car without a warrant, and did all of that dumb, manipulative team Cop Work cops do when they feel threatened. If you missed it, sit back, relax, grab a beverage and enjoy With Leather’s first edition of @Storytime. “99 Problems” comparisons optional.
[certain Twitter caps courtesy of The Chive]