Blue Mountain

I love coffee, and last week I was talking to a friend about my favorite coffee, Blue Mountain. It’s one of the best substances in the world. Grown in Papua New Guinea with seeds imported from the Blue Mountains in Jamaica, it is an exquisite blend of flavor and perfection. This is the blend which taught me that coffee doesn’t need cream or sugar to be a fantastic experience. Well, that and the fact that the first time I was in PNG all we had was that weird unrefrigerated boxed milk (was that rice milk? Goat milk?).

At any rate, if you have an extra $70 plus shipping, you ought to buy some Blue Mountain. Best coffee in the world, and they didn’t even have cats poop it out. I guarantee that you’ll enjoy it. Your wallet might not, but you will.