Not content to let Trojan Magnums hog the large-sized condom market, Lifestyles is touting a new, bigger condom. Its name, Kyng, will haunt spelling sticklers. Will its use also haunt the sexual partners of its customers?

You're holding the pee stick in your hand staring with mute incomprehension at the blue cross, or the 99.9 LED display. Congrats. After that horrendous martini-fuelled one-night stand with the 47-year-old previously-owned car dealer from Staten Island you met in a midtown bar, you got knocked up. And you know what?…