"And my fortune teller told me to go buy a bunch of lottery tickets the morning after I have a headache, so it's really important that I know when I have one. The sooner I win the lottery, the sooner I'll be able to pay you for this appointment."

BTW: Does she think that therewill be a huge discount on yourfees if she does not actuallyfeel the headache, wake with headache or have all the drama oftrying to control said headaches?

B*tch!! What a waste of time! Didshe want the 'good' stuff for them?

WV: TORANI New migraine drug???Maybe Toradol in new form for those that don't feel headaches.Sorry again for this ... B*TCH!!!A slap in the face today, woke upfelt migraine and have since sincethen....RANT: B*TCH! B*TCH!! Theresorta better!! LOL! Ouch... : )

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