I sort of wish I'd gone this route in the dance showcase days instead of attempting to flail my awkward, string bean body around to the real choreography. Great job fulfilling my dreams, little girl. Great job. -Jess

Halloween as a crafty mom of a school-aged child is a really fun time of the year.

Dylan and I had gone back and forth for weeks on what he wanted to dress up as this year. A quick trip to the science center, a swing through the gift shop (because, obviously) and the purchase of chameleon goggles and his Halloween costume fate was sealed. He wanted to be a lizard. Well, the trip to the science center and the jewel jar in kindergarten that's "fill goal" was A HALLOWEEN PARTY, WHAT THE HAY, MOMMY! A HALLOWEEN PARTY!

For weeks, back in August, he begged me to take him to the craft store every day to get all the supplies to make his lizard costume. Can I take a brief moment here to mention how insanely adorable it is for your child who's working through saying the hardness to the letter R to constantly ask you about a lizard costume? Because it's insanely cute. I finally gave in and took him. Before it was even September.

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On a day like today, it doesn't hurt to be smothered with so much sweet, precious goodness that I want to throw my computer across the room because the cuteness is putting me into a love rage.

For some reason this video reminds me that there is so much goodness in the world, and it can be found in the littlest of things. Like observing a fluffy sheep trying to teach an important survival skill (headbutting) to an adolescent bull that, quite frankly, is a little bored and uninterested.

I just barely saw Pitch Perfect for the first time the other night (I know, I know. What kind of female am I?!) and immediately fell down a rabbit hole on YouTube, looking for people who have done incredible things with Anna Kendrick's "Cup Song" from the film.

Little did I know, I was about to stumble upon a young HooHa who I'm convinced will grow up into one of the most hilarious women ever.