Ted: hypothetically, if someone created a new and very powerful psychic pokemon, and was thinking of using it to attack the people on this boat, how well would your boat be able to defend against said pokemon?

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Dimentio "It'd be destroyed...there'd be nothing left...there's no chance of that happening though!" Suddenly, a meteor crashes and destroys the ship, It then turns into Deoxys and leaves.Lawrence "That can't be good..."

Just then, it's revealed to be a Wailord, and on top, is a girl. ??????"Looks like somebody had an accident, no matter, i'll be taking your Pokedollars now!". Anthony"Oh yeah, I forgot, we have Pokedollars that we never talk about. I guess when you have a lot, then you forget that you have it in the first place".

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Aren't LUCARIO's paws adorable? (MOAR adorable than all of the Eevee'z)

???????"So I can become rich(er). I'm a pirate, I steal things, but mostly Pokedollars. I saw your boat get smashed, so i'll offer a "fair" trade. I'll give you all a lift somewhere, and in return, you gotta give me all of your Pokedollars (And no, you can't ride on top, you gotta ride inside the Wailord)".

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Aren't LUCARIO's paws adorable? (MOAR adorable than all of the Eevee'z)

Meanwhile, on the ship with the R on it...Lucy "I could swear that my brother is in trouble...eh, whatever." Archer "I wish you were my daughter...but no, I was stuck with a brat for a daughter. I wish she could've been as much dedicated to Team Rocket as you are, Lucy." Lucy "Aww, thanks." Archer "You said something kind?! No T.V. for rest of the month to the female grunts! Feel free to 'thank' Lucy when I leave." Archer gets of the ship and people start beating up Lucy.

gym leader man: hold it right there citizen! flys over and lands on the wailord. a crowd of screaming girls yell out "ITS GYM LEADER MAN!" gym leader man does not condone piracy of any kind! I'm afraid im going to have to take you to jail.

Gym leader man: flys into the air out of the ocean and lifts up the wailord gym leader man took a swimming class in his early twenties! a blimp is flying over head as this goes on - Young: ... this is gona end badly ... guys I think now that gym leader man is dealing with this girl we should get out of here.

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Seth J.r. and Lawrence ride to Mossdeep City on Squirtle and Pelliper, where there's a 2nd Game Corner and a Tag Team Gym, as well as the new Devon Corp, the new Hoenn Radio Tower and the Space Center.

gym leader man: Flies out of the way causing the wailord to slam on the ocean and make waves - young: lets go now! before he could even start swimming two figures dressed in black and purple with metal masks covering their mouths and noses drop down from the blimp and land on the wailord. they both look in youngs direction - ???: oh, hi son. we didn't know you were gona be here. did you here that your old man was taking on gym leader man today and wanted a front seat for the action? Young: ... hi dad, hi mom. (today is going so badly ... whys everything go wrong at once...)

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Youngs mom: well whoever your friends are they came just in time to see us kill gym leader man! Gym leader man: what was that? Youngs mom: I said whoever his friends are they came just in time to see us kill gym leader man! Gym leader man: oh ... gym leader beam activate! fires a beam from a pokeball, and youngs mom and dad dodge and dive in the water

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