And with good reason, too... all your subordinates are rushing down to register their votes for you being the 'Scariest CEO Of All Time'

Apparently you're running neck and neck with Donald Trump... who last year was voted 'Worst Rug-Wearing CEO Of The 21st Century'

And you must admit, he does look like a complete dork under that thing he wears to hide the chrome dome underneath.

Oh, and another reason I know it's not ever about me [unless it's really, really good]. I don't go to Facebook or Twitter or Twatter to attract trolls or twits or tw*ts who could or would say its all about me....

.... and if anybody here says shit about me, I just sic Jafo onto 'em.