A MST3K Halloween – Manos: The Hands of Fate

Why is it so bad? Manos may be in the movie title, but really Torgo is the real star. A twitchy, wobbling, creepy star. He even has his own theme song when he walks around with his gigantic thighs. Then there’s the argument amongst the wives that leads to 10 minutes of women wrestling in negligees. And there’s the Master’s fabulous hands poncho. Other than that, there’s the horribly cinematography, nonsensical music, bad acting, awkward pauses, and a plot that doesn’t make sense. Let’s just say there’s a reason it’s one of the Bottom 100 movies of all time.

Today is Halloween and the last day of this MST3K Halloween-a-thon. So it is my pleasure to present to you one of my all-time favorite episodes, the Canadian-made The Final Sacrifice. How bad is it? 2.3/10 on IMDB Why is…

It’s Day 8 and that means it’s time for The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. How bad is it? 2.2/10 on IMDB Why is it so bad? The title of this movie alone makes this…