Now remarried to a sexy bimbo with tattoos and a neurotic child, Jake is rotund, out of shape, exhausted and stressed out from all the Viagra, Lipitor, Flomax and late-night ovulations of a young wife who wants another baby.

Also when we consider the risks of using these types of contraception, we should also look at the benefits, including the reduced risk of ovarian and uterine cancers resulting from fewer ovulations and fewer bleeds.

The Menses application was developed to be a small freeware program that accepts the first day of the last menstruation cycle and returns an overview of oncoming menstruations and ovulations with infertile and fertile periods in both a calendarview and listview.

The hormone eFSH is used to stimulate donor mares 'ovaries to increase the number of ovulations and resulting embryos in one cycle, but some breeders also want to use it to enhance fertility of healthy mares that are going to carry to term, explained Tal Raz, DVM,

Mares treated with eFSH developed more follicles and had twice as many ovulations than the other mares, but eFSH did not increase the chances for pregnancy -- 50% of the eFSH mares and 62% of the untreated mares conceived.

"Physicians have come to understand that, in many respects, suppressing the ovarian cycle with birth control pills is more natural than having 500 ovulations in a lifetime," said Dr. Steven Goldstein, a professor of obstetrics and gynecology at NYU Langone Medical Center in