I found the Goblin King's song highly amusing in the film, and wanted to hear more of it (which may have happened if Orcrist hadn't been identified), so I've compiled two extra verses made up by me to finish the song: Warning: Like the film song, it is pretty graphic.

Bones will be shattered Necks will be wrung You'll be beaten and battered From racks you'll be hung You will die down here and never be found Down in the deep of Goblin-Town

Blood will be splattered Veins will be ripped In structures of iron Your bones will be gripped But your screams down here will never be heard Down in the deep where goblins lurk

Teeth will be smattered Legs will be hacked You will whimper and grumble Your skin will be cracked You will lose your mind then soon to be mad Down where the goblins quaff, my lad!

Just for laughs but tell me what you think. "These are Gundabad Wargs! They will outrun you!"

Nice one mate.that song is a firm favourite in our house now,the kids can't stop singing it,much to Mrs andwise's annoyance!!haha. along with random shouts of 'bring out the mangler'....'bring out the bonebreaker' I'll let them have a look at your extended lyrics,see if they can memorize that!Arrow....black arrow,I have saved you to the last.you have never failed me and always I have recovered you.I had you from my father and he from old.if ever you came from the forges of the true king under the mountain,go now and speed well

I've said it before and I'll say it again,Barry humphries is fantastic as the goblin king,its one of those performances that will be loved for years to come.a true stroke of genius casting him in the role.the way he delivers every line,the mocking bow as he says '...king under the mountain' the facial movements,everything really.truly great.love it to bits.can't compliment him enough Arrow....black arrow,I have saved you to the last.you have never failed me and always I have recovered you.I had you from my father and he from old.if ever you came from the forges of the true king under the mountain,go now and speed well