QUIZ: How Bad is Your 6:00p.m. St. Patrick’s Day Hangover Going to Be?

St. Patrick’s Day is here and that means one thing: Day drinking. St. Patrick’s Day might’ve once been a legitimate way to celebrate one’s Irish heritage (maybe), but today it continues a great American tradition: any excuse to get trashed. Usually, because you’ve been drinking since 9:00a.m. on St. Patrick’s Day, by 6:00p.m. you’ve got a dry mouth and a splitting headache. So, how bad is your St. Patrick’s Day hangover going to be?

How much did you drink?

Uuuggghhhh.

I did a couple shots of something green.

I had an absinthe enema.

I don’t really like alcohol.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Did you drink any water?

I always have a glass of orange juice with my breakfast.

Water is for the weak! I need to prove my masculinity by getting wrecked.