Diehard Degenerate: Sports Gambling NFL Week 15

In the ultimate “cool Dad” move, former NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue vacated all player suspensions in the bounty case, so that means I get my money back for taking the Saints +4.5 last week, right? (Right?!)

Atlanta Falcons -1 vs New York Giants

November 13, 2011 is the last time the Falcons lost a game at home. After being embarrassed by New York 24-2 in the playoffs last year, the Falcons are looking for revenge. And you can root against Eli Manning with ex-Giant (and Manning rival) Tiki Barber for only $500.

Pittsburgh Steelers -1 at Dallas Cowboys

The Cowboys went all-out in Cincinatti and won an emotional game. Now back in Dallas with Jerry Jones already searching for a new head coach, the Cowboys are primed for a pivotal letdown game against Pittsburgh. At 12-21, the Cowboys might need to bench Tony Romo in favor of Santa Claus to find a man who can deliver in December.

Tennessee Titans -1 vs New York Jets

The Jets have duped some fans into playoff talk with a two-game win streak, but they’re like your office’s Secret Santa: Sure, you could get something awesome from them, but it’s probably gonna be a piece of crap, so just focus on getting drunk at the company Christmas party.

Prosperous Prop Bets

Will There Be A Defensive Or Special Team TD in PHI vs CIN? Yes +160

Between Nick Foles’s INTs, Bryce Brown’s fumbles and Damaris Johnson’s punt returns, this game will be more busted open than Manny Pacquiao’s face.

More Points In The First Half Or Second Half DEN vs BAL? 2nd Half -110

The Ravens’ new offensive coordinator will combine with the Broncos’ notoriously slow starts for a first half with so little scoring, you’ll swear you’re watching the Lakers.