one PURPLE, one BLUE, one YELLOW, and one ORANGE. Twisted versions of furry, felt and woolen 'human toddlers.' They look like fucked up multicoloured teddy bears and speak like their spastic EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT!!!

1)Did you see those fucked up bits of fluff on the telly this morning? I hear they're called TWEENIES!!!

2)When somebody is ill you say that they are 'All tweenied up' cuzz they look either purple, blue, yellow or orange. Theytalk like they are spastic if they've got a throat infection and they are ALL FUCKED UP!!!