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United Airlines endured another major public relations disaster during a flight to Calgary this week when a scorpion fell out of a briefcase in an overhead bin and landed on the head of a passenger. The scorpion stung him and scurried up the aisle. The passengers still preferred the chicken.

• United Airlines apologized after tape surfaced of the Asian-American passenger being dragged off an overbooked flight. They offered all the passengers a full refund. And then on Friday, United rolled out their new advertising slogan, Fly United--It's Still Better than Being Shot by a Cop.

• White House spokesman Sean Spicer admitted the White House forgot to buy any Easter eggs for Monday's Easter Egg Roll for children. Spicer himself played the Easter Bunny during the Bush Administration. We just saw a week where the Easter Bunny apologized for letting Hitler off the hook.

• HUD Secretary Dr. Ben Carson got stuck on an elevator while touring an affordable housing high rise in Florida. He had to wait twenty minutes to be rescued. It looks bad for the country when Ben Carson is the smartest guy in the administration and his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

• Democrats pushed for a probe into Russia ties that could jail Republicans Tuesday. The same day, Republicans pushed for a probe into domestic spying that could put Democrats in prison. So the only legislation that both parties will support is a bill calling for stronger laws against prison rape.

• Russia laughed off charges they rigged the U.S. presidential election last year. Democrats had to cheat Bernie to make sure Hillary got the nod, and the GOP brain trust donated one hundred forty million to make sure Jeb Bush would be the nominee. He ended up at one percent, tied with skim milk.

• Susan Rice admitted she unmasked Trump campaign officials while National Security Advisor for President Obama. This could get wild. The good news is, Susan Rice immediately got a TV casting offer from Hollywood, the bad news is, it was from the producers of Orange is the New Black.