AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.

Three years after Jusendo, Ranma's life is coming together when a new family and a power he never wanted are accidentally thrust upon him. Now he must face the sins of the distant past, the obligations of the present, and an emerging threat to the future in order to save the world and maybe his sanity. A semi-farcical fukufic containing yuri, sex jokes, and bouts of melodrama.

It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.

Haku is content with his new home in the Land of Waves. But when a ninja clan thought long dead reemerges intent on destroying the Hidden Mist Village, Zabuza's former apprentice must consider a return to his former life. Sequel to 'The Broken Tool'.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.

The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Ch34 Reserve and Release Part 4 is now up. The Brood Mother responds to the Cultist and Cybernetic Assassin's attack, an attack that's rapidly deteriorating into a Beachhead Scenario, and now Ranma, the Senshi and others catch their breath in the aftermath...

AU : "I know. Please feel at ease, I am your weapon, Zabuza-san." Certain events cause an unexpected outcome, and a young hero fades away, taking up the clay mask of the subordinate of the Demon of the Mist: Haku [Hiatus-ish]

Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.

Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Farscape x Stargate Atlantis: John Crichton falls down the rabbit hole. Again. NOTE: Parts I, II, and III are complete. Part IV is posted incomplete. I don't plan on finishing it but there is a summary of the end included.

The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.

Twenty years after the first failed apocalypse, a second one is taking place. Crowley searches for a missing Aziraphale and the Winchesters try to defy fate. Good Omens/Supernatural. Post-GO, AU-Season 5 and 6.

Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 27 UP: In which some clandestine conversations are had – and what's up with that forest, anyway?

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...

Ranma ends up shouldering a responsibility, that she wants no part of. The future of a dead race is in her hands... and antennae. It's another one of mine... so that's fair warning. Another update! Ranma starts to... accept her new friends and allies and enjoy those she's getting close to.

As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/

Chapter 5 up. this is a story of Ranma and a new job she gets... it's not exactly a manly job but that's okay, it makes for a more convincing disguise. And over time Ranma comes to really love her new job... and her new ward.

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Revision, repost. Jenova’s legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn’t so bad.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

After discovering that Cadence is not who she appears to be, Twilight is sent to another world entirely by the disguised Changeling Queen to avoid her plan being disrupted. When Twilight lands, she discovers that not only have Spike and their pets followed her, but that they've arrived in a world where the main sentient species is human. There's still a magic school, though.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

Second in the Purgatorio series. There are voices in the walls, and stalkers in the hallways. At least not everything is dire; plans are made, minds are broken and things are finally getting interesting.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

"The Black Wedding" Final Arc - It began with a mare from Ponyville and a time-looping Prince from Canterlot. This most unlikely union now stands at a crossroads: a ruthless changeling invasion; a conspiracy within the highest circles of the Equestrian aristocracy; a half dozen power hungry noblemares looking to become a Princess in all but name. Only one can wear the Crown.

The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.

[Prequel to The Senshi Files: Silver Warden] It was supposed to be a simple job - find a kid's family. Of course, the kid had to be from Japan, one of two plane crash survivors, and the only lead was the other survivor of the plane crash. Poor Harry; he should know by now that when he's involved, things are only gonna get tougher and a bit more...supernatural.

This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.

Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

Bobby says its not a gremlin, and that we're idiots." "What did he say about the military guys?" "He said to send him a postcard from Gitmo." Sam and Dean get caught between the N.I.D. and a girl that shoots lightning, an angry clone, and the FBI.

Naruto ate a spider for the second time that morning. Wasn't sure why. Wasn't sure how she'd stomached the feel of it bursting between her teeth neither. :: FemNaruto :: notgenderswitch :: Naruto/SC crossover :: Naruto universe only ::

A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.

Have you ever considered what it would look like if Nanoha was a horrifically powerful being, constrained by binding which prevented her from accessing her full power, and she was absolutely terrifying. Uh... more so than usual. Certainly a crackfic.

His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took.

Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.

R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.

While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...

Ranma's curse gets altered during his time in Jusendo. Hoping to fix the issue, he returns - only to make things even worse. Now, he has to seek out the very thing that's been a bane to his life, to fix it. Magic. Mostly a Ranma-chan story. AN inside.

The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.

What happens when you kill a Vaizard? Ichigo's inner hollow is only too happy to find out... Now with Ichigo out of the way, the newly purified Shirosaki is free to live his own life however he wants to... Not a crack fic. R&R please!

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU

When "Father" consumes "God", he gets more than he bargained for. When "The No Life King" gives in to "Truth", he finds he may be in over his head. And once the dust settles on the battlefield, what will become of the world?

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

As he begins to come into his own, Harry Hatake must find a way to make a name for himself and break out of his brother's shadow. But the past won't be left behind and with an old threat reemerging, Harry may find he needs more help than ever. SOI Sequel.

Song Jae Gu was a bitter young man when he met her, the girl in snake skin boots. It was a meeting that would shape his life. And many years later, the girls of the Wilds would meet him as well. Him and the Monster Lord beside him. It was probably the strangest meeting the Queen would ever have too. But whether the most important meeting was Jae Gu or Alice, well, that's a mystery

Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.

OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.

An accident with the Second Magic. An impossible crack in the fabric of reality itself. Now, Harry Dresden has to deal with a little girl who might or might not be an Outsider. As usual, this is the LEAST of his problems… Dresden Files/Prisma Illya

The night after that fateful fire, things didn't exactly happen as they should have. Shirou was more gravely wounded. Avalon didn't work as fast. Kiritsugu panicked, and brought him to the leading medical firm in the world: MBI. And then things happened.

Ranma gets himself stuck as a girl early on. Now she's got completely new problems. In ch. 17, everybody wins! Well, except the losers, but who cares about them? Also a new curse is revealed and a couple people end up dying.

Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

Despite the fact that they were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin and anyone who said otherwise was lying.

He is the king of kings, hero of heroes! More god than man! He is Gilgamesh! Lord of Uruk! Owner of all the treasures of the world! Few doubt of his holy right to rule all! However, after the outcome of his defeat in the hands of that hated faker, Shirou Emiya, the golden king somehow finds himself face to face with some extremely unusual circumstances that leave even him, baffled.

A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.

A one-shot; Kotomine Kirei is eating at Ahnenerbe, when he is asked to share a table with a girl who immediately collapses. More importantly, there's a mysterious white creature with her called Kyubey.

Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?

Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?

After the exhilaration, nail-biting terror, and sheer adventure of fighting alongside Iskander in Heaven's Feel, Waver's return to the Clock Tower has been...well, dull. But when a fellow student is murdered, Waver must call upon the same ingenuity that took him through everything that Fuyuki could throw at him. A oneshot murder mystery.

The Battle of London ended decades ago. The Hellsing Organization's secrecy ended with it. Now, Integra has sent her successor-to-be on his first mission – to investigate an outbreak in Ireland. Alas, growing up as a medical experiment in a household where his only male role model turns into a teenage girl and eats people might have left a few gaps in Cyril Hellsing's education…

"The Aeon of Horus is here: and its first flower may well be this: that, freed of the obsession of the doom of the Ego in Death, and of the limitation of the Mind by Reason, the best men again set out with eager eyes upon the Path of the Wise." SEQUEL.

[AU] A month into the death game, the SAO Case Victims Rescue Force recruits an unwilling member with a personal stake in the game to help unravel the life-or-death mysteries of the technology behind Sword Art Online. But when a daring rescue plan goes horribly wrong, time is running out—for her, and for every one of the players at Kayaba's mercy.

So Konata & Kagami got together in Level Up! Love. Now, enjoy tidbits of their unique interaction as an established couple in the STUNNING sequel, NEXT2RETURNTHEREVOLUTIONAFTERSTORY. Look FORWARD to it. Who knows, a plot might even develop. Someday.

He's stranded in a world that no longer needs him. She's alone in a world that no longer wants her. He still dreams of what he once had. Her dreams are of something she's never had. Thus, they are together, for the sake of their fleeting dreams.

How far will you go for a friend? When memories from Fate's past begin to affect her, Nanoha decides to take action, but the road she travels will challenge her just as much as the one she cares about.

An idyllic day for Sawyer the Cleaner quickly turns sour when unwelcome guests arrive in her abattoir. A bizarre account of families, acquaintances, and hunters. In other words, a typical day in Roanapur. Multi-chapter story. Companion of Butcher and Bloodlust.

Short stories and one-shots from the perspective of Akihiko Kayaba, creator of the Nerve Gear and SAO. Updated whenever I have a new stand-alone idea I want to post. *** MAJOR SPOILER ALERT for LN vol 1 and anime eps 11-14. ***

The First Age has passed and been forgotten. The Second Age seems little more than a myth. Now, it is the Third Age, the Age of Shinobi, but even it's end draws quickly near. For now, the prison is open. The world shakes, fate moves, and heroes are born. Amidst victories and defeats, this is known; that the sun may fall, but also rises. Naruto/Exalted.

'At the age of four, the world finally sees that there is something wrong with little Harry Potter.' Reincarnation was always a tricky thing. Poor wizarding world, they won't know what hit them. First in the Purgatorio series.

An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith Lehane, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto. WIP

Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi

After the wedding, things are getting better for Ranma and Akane. But one day, he wakes up in someone else's bed, someone else's clothes, and someone else's house, and no clue how he got there. What's worse, people seem to think he IS that someone else. And he's not the only one. All around Tokyo, people are finding themselves in similar situations... HSDK, R1/2, Sailor Moon, YYH

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

The tender love between a boy and a girl, and all it implies: stolen kisses, gentle touches, broken bones, ball gags, fights to the death, the end of the world, cannibalism... Wait, what? A love story that goes where it really shouldn't have gone, and yet still ends up happy.

Naruto woke in a strange place. He would have written it off as a dream, he wished he could have. When he met his end there, he woke in Konoha in bloodied chainmail. Pyromancy, he would have to look into that. While avoiding suspicion, of course. :: Naruto/Dark Souls crossover, both worlds.

Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!

Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.

In less then three weeks, Manhattan fell and with it fell the first of many dominoes. Things are changing now and everyone knows it, just as they know the source of that change. Their reasons vary, but their purpose is the same; find the entity known as Alex Mercer.

Years after the JS incident, Nanoha Takamachi finds herself having a day off with her daughter at a museum on MidChilda when suddenly she gets a call from...Earth? Meanwhile, with three dead System Lords behind them, SG-1 tracks down a gate address far removed from what they know to be goa'uld controlled space. But nothing prepared them for what they found. Indefinite hiatus.

More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.

A botched mission sends the cast of Lathis' "Teen Titans and the Lost Boy" across a dimensional boundary and into a parallel world; on that world, the XCOM Earth, the cast of "The Road to Cydonia" suddenly have more than just the Alien War on their hands.

Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.

Kadyn and Camilla continue their adventures in Aincrad three months after the events of The Unraveling, contending with the consequences of their actions and the impact of having a reputation that precedes them. First-person OC viewpoint but fits within canon. Canon characters include: The Black Cats, Thinker, Yurielle

When Tatsuhiro Sato's parents stopped sending money, Sato had a choice: give up his social isolation, or starve in his room. He chose a third, crazier, far more lucrative option. But what happens when the assassin he hired for his "online business" wants to meet him face to face? AU. Crack. You have been warned.

It was just a small wish: To live with their master and their friends as those uneventful days passed by, to see him grow up as he chased his ideals by his own strength. To become an ally of justice; a hero who can save everyone.

The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.

At first, no one could've guessed the consequences of Uzumaki Naruto's disappearance. However, seven years later, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are rogue ninja, Team Seven assembles once more, and they all have secrets. Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Lee.

Twilight wakes up one morning to a harsh dose of unreality, stranded on an island with nothing familiar. Harried on all sides by danger, she will find her mettle sorely tested, and learn that the best friends are those made when our back is to the wall.

Before he was Reaver, Pirate King and Industrialist, he was a man searching for himself. What he found is the deviant we know, but how did he get there? This is the tale of the forever young Thief Prince, and the ageless king that showed him the way.

'The blade must pass through the fire, else it will break.' The Dark Lord aims to break the wizarding world through an arsenal of lies, despair, and betrayal. Using every bit of knowledge, magic, influence, and power he has, Harry must break the tide - before the demons lurking inside break him instead. Sequel to 'Renegade Cause', Harry/Tonks, Daphne/Tracey

The first month of SAO as told from the perspective of a husband-and-wife team, Kadyn and Camilla. First-person OC viewpoint but fits within canon. Canon characters: primarily Diabel, Agil and Kirito; minor roles for Argo, Kibaou and others not explicitly named in the story.

Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)

To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slash

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.

Uzumaki Naruto: the final frontier. This is the voyage of two young kunoichi. Their mission: to find and retrieve Uzumaki Naruto. To accomplish their mission, they'll have to enlist the help of Naruto, overcome Naruto, hold out against Naruto and above all, recognize Naruto from a large pile of other identical Naruto. They'll have to find him quickly. Naruto wants Naruto dead.

A story told in a series of short scenes. Xander has always attracted women who don't fit the definition of normal. So, of course he finds the only available space pirate currently on Earth. Xander/Vala.

Written for a Norsekink prompt. AU. When no one comes to their rescue on Jötunheimr, Loki is forced to lead Thor, Sif, Hogun, Volstagg and Fandral through his secret paths between worlds. To the surprise of his friends: it's a lot more dangerous than they ever suspected. Loki's either very brave or very crazy to travel the Underworld and the Dreamlands.

This is a jaded!Naruto time travel fic who tries to remain blasé against the wrath of Sasuke's vengeful descendents, being sent back in time to a female body, a cranky civilian doctor and a doting Kakashi-papa wannabe. A serious fic. Sorta.

and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.

Once upon a time, Harry Dresden went to his godmother to ask her to teach him magic. Now, decades later, a series of strange deaths occur that puts the Power of Love under threat, and his godmother needs his help. Post Season 2, pre-Turn Coat. CRACK!

Cloud and Tifa never hoped to see Aeris or Zack again. They did hope they wouldn't have to deal with Sephiroth anymore. They were wrong on both counts. Meanwhile in Wutai a sinister plot is brewing... Summary and pairings inside. Polyamory.

It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...

As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks

Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Nerima, Tokyo. Coming to the Tendo Dojo to unite the schools of Anything Goes Martial Arts is all well and good, but Saotome Ranma has other concerns-Jusenkyo made him into a girl, but not just any girl. Not only that, but she's not quite dead yet...

When Ronon agreed to go with the Earthers after the Ancients claimed Altantis, he'd expected to end up fighting Ori soldiers, not taking a tour of Sheppard's country- or stumbling into a first contact situation as strange as anything in Pegasus.

And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space. And the beast that was, and is not, even if he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.

You asked for it, I deliver: Crap. All fiction contained herein is incomplete, unedited and most of all dead. All fics therein are free to use, but they're here for a reason, folks. Sorry for the alerts folks. Spring cleaning!

Kyon wasn't that surprised when he ended up with a place at the same university as Haruhi, and getting a student apartment together in Nagoya just seemed like the most sensible thing to do. Until one morning when Kyon wakes up with a pair of wings.

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

On one hand, a young mage who begged fate for something that would validate her reason for being. At the other, a young man who sought the desolation of his existence. Where they meet, is the terror that would shake the very foundations of magic.-deadfic

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

This wasn't the first afternoon Dawn had picked a vantage point to gaze out over the water, nor the first time she'd watched living things either vanish or mysteriously detour around a specific area. COMICS SPOILERS.

After years of failure in magic, Louise de La Vallière has at last succeeded in summoning a familiar. But with tradition holding that the familiar reflects the summoner's talent, what does it mean that hers not only wields no magic, but is utterly blind?

There's a freakishly powerful kid running loose, there are more powerful freaks on the way, and I'm supposed to find them before the Winter Lady finds me and kills me. Makes me wonder why I'm still in the Biz, really. COMPLETE

Fourth Book in the Denarian Series: Harry Potter. Albus Dumbledore. Lord Voldemort. The machinations and plots of these three wizards have had unseen consequences that are, now, only just beginning to catch up to the Wizarding World. They are coming...

Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.

"What do you fight for?" "Love and justice." She had never doubted that. Love and justice were beautiful things, and in their names she did wonderful things. But maybe, just maybe, she should have stopped to think about it at least once.

Spamfic: Crystal Tokyo is assured, Kino Makoto focuses on finding a boyfriend, or two, or... Now, where would an enterprising young woman with an interest in food and martial arts find someone like that? Warning: Suggestive content, no sempai imitations

Snape's Occlumency lessons have shattered the last defences of Harry's mind. Now, completely unprotected, his dreams have become home to a nightmare other than Voldemort. A nightmare that has taken on a life of its own.

"Don't touch anything," the hand crept out and she sighed, "Especially not me." Chell's determination is beginning to get on GLaDOS's nerves. ChellxGLaDOS friendship, though it could be romantic if you look hard enough. Oneshot. R&R.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Cowritten By Materia Blade & Ozzallos. Two Men, eternal rivals, wake up together knowing no one, in lives that are not their own. May the world weep in joy and terror, for chaos has returned. A Ranma x Sailor Moon Crossover.

Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière overdoes the summoning ritual. Instead of casting her intent across the void, she throws the entirety of her mind. Through the turbulent seas of emotions she drifts, until she's brought before a God.

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

Harry is swept through space and time to Lorderon near the beginning of the invasion of the burning legion and the rise of the Scourge. He’s on his own with no allies or friends, just himself and the will to survive his new world. Nopairings

London: a place of youma, crime, and a sailor scout/martial artist fighting duo. Too bad the martial artist died. Or did he? 5 years later Minako gets pulled into the madness of Nerima. And she finds out, that sometimes, you should look for a body first.

There is a deeper reason why Ranma refuses to escalate his fights and sets limits on himself that should never be crossed. With those rules broken, those that have waited for a child to become a man grow impatient for him to exceed the idea that is human.

Toshiro Hitsugaya vowed he would get even. 'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind' be damned. A classified operation to the Hidden Countries may just teach him that revenge, as always, is a dish best served cold. Ice cold.

What would you do, for love? Would you race into the heart of darkness? Embrace madness? Jeopardize everything and everyone, just for one more chance? Setsuna knows more about those things than her companions realize. But they'll understand soon...

Ranma's rather normal - for him - college plans are shaken up when he gets a job offer, working for one of the best academies in the world. The catch? He'll need to become an Artist of War. Lucky for him, his new partner knows the ropes.

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

Gabriel's solution to the apocalypse was unorthodox. Now Sam and Dean are struggling to survive in a reality they don't understand against forces that take a little more than salt to kill. First Story in the Rebirth Verse the Atlantis Arc.

Ch33: Auribus Teneo Lupum. The Visitors launch a major offensive to cripple UNETCO on multiple fronts. Ryouga and India Squad sortie to engage the enemy directly, while Ranma and Juliet Squad face the insidious menace itself, deep within their minds.

GTFW has obviously had Sam bite off more than he can chew when it sends him into the place of Ranma Saotome during the battle with Saffron. Now, not knowing where the doctor is, the Project staff must take a huge risk in order to find him. Throwing Ranma

Bellatrix is driven out of the Death Eaters after the Department of Mysteries, and seeks shelter with the Order. Will this experience show her the error of her ways? No, not really. A slow, twisted Harry/Bella story.

Sunnydale ex-pats or not, Buffy and co aren't used to encountering schoolkids able to fight demons. Colorado Springs isn't even the site of a Hellmouth. But some skill sets apply to demon and alien alike. Knowing the difference doesn't always matter.

Second Year AU. The Chamber of Secrets goes differently, and Harry winds up in an Azkaban cell across from one Sirius Black. A story told in drabbles. No bashing, even if it might seem like it at first. Link to Russian translation on my profile.

The Reego: four AIs made by the Angel of Terror from Rei and Unit 05's mental patterns. The Keiworu: two AIs, made by Kei, blending her and Kaworu without asking him, escaped from SEELE. Australia: a desolate monster-filled hellhole. Good day, mate!

We all know that Sakura Haruno’s got some unusual mental issues, what with inner Sakura and all, but when a new mental voice shows up during her fight with Team Dosu, things go from awkward to just plain weird.

A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.

Brother Virgil, Terminator of the Angels of Vigilance Chapter arrives in the city of Rapture, and finds a purpose in life more than just for war. T for violence. More reviews, faster updating applies here. R&R please.

10,000 years ago, Queen Serenity used the Ginzuishou to send the souls of the Senshi into the future to be reborn as normal girls. However, something went terribly wrong. For some reason, they were reborn as male martial artists instead.

It was the first time Rand had seen enough dead Trollocs to make the landscape go black apparently killed by a child with a stick, and a slightly older girl with a slim sword practically taller than she was. Crossover with Negima. Crack!

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.

HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED

Immediately after passing Kakashi's bell training, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are abducted by the Akatsuki. The consequence is a very different world. But sometimes at the core, nothing's quite as different as it seems. NaruSasuNaru. Onesided SakSasori.

Ranma/X-men. Ranma does not go to NY. He doesn't even leave Tokyo. Trouble always seems to find him, though, and that trouble usually has two X chromosomes. Add a perverted JiJi, and the stage is set for a slight misunderstanding. RanmaXRogue.

As an interdimensional war heats up, new factions emerge on the stage - what consequences will their actions have? Whose side are they on? And do they understand the forces involved? Part three of the Grand Tour series.

One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic

The Mirror of Erised doesn't show first-year Harry Potter his family. In fact, he doesn't recognize the image at all. But the reflection sparks something in his soul, and Harry starts remembering a life that isn't his. NO pairings w/Harry!

Exploring the idea of Zuko being born a girl, and how this would change and affect the events of the series. It mostly explores the Maiko dynamics with a new spin, which means femmslash. It sticks mostly to canon, with some changes.

s4 Graham Miller's having some computer problems. Fortunately, there's someone that he can turn to without needing to explain about demons being real or his involvement with the Initiative. One-shot written for Moira's birthday.

Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi

Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?

A series of oneshots, both crossover and not, most of them slash. Oneshot 11: "Sorceress" really was sexist term in Harry's opinion. He was very much male, and Squall could attest to that. HPxFinal Fantasy VIII

Across the Pacific, the Matteson conglomerate discovered the Midnight Hour and conducted its own experiments with its properties. Now, their scion arrives in Japan to negotiate with an old partner: Kirijo. A Persona 3 AU, where nothing is quite the same.

Crystal Tokyo is not a given and the last unascended Ancient initiates a chain of events that will thrust Usagi, Ranma and O'Neill out into the frontier, where they will either secure the future or watch the Universe itself fall silent. R.5/SM/SG1

As Methos comes to terms with the possibility of the actual Biblical Apocalypse and what that means for him, the Winchesters have to come to terms with the fact the Death is just some guy who would sooner share a beer with you than kill you.

A Black Swordsman, cursed to wander the land and destroy demons finds himself transported to a world of Sins, and alchemy. A strange crossover. Rated M for gore and violence. AU, Based vaguely on the Manga.

A summons went horribly, horribly wrong. But who cares? Now Harry Potter and Cloud Strife are on the same world. No matter what HArry does, trouble seems to always find him. YAOI WARNING. DISCONTINUED.

In a slight variation on the effects of Free Will, the Angels attack in 2021 instead of 2015. This is not to say people are unprepared. It's just that things tend to go off track when the Scenario is sort of left to ferment.

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

Commissar Ariel Abel didn't want much in life, just to do her job and be noticed for her hard labour. Too bad her career is about to be overshadowed by the enormous, and fraudulent, reputation of Hero of the Imperium, Commissar Ciaphas Cain.

AU. Two years after Sauron won the war, his Orcs come to a Shire under Saruman's dominion. The hobbits who dwell there are caught in the middle. Told in drabbles & drabble-increments. ADDED: "Apple Time." Amelia Chubb is picking apples for the first time.

Set after The Denarian Lord: Eight years after Harry killed Voldemort, the last Denarian Lord is surprised to find Amanda Carpenter begging for his help. They had come and taken her daughter away. As Harry fights to get her back, Albus has his own plan...

A three-way crossover, throwing our favorite club members into the trials of bokura no. MUCH more Haru/Higu-centric; bokura no is just used as a setting. Knowledge of Higurashi is good, bokura no is not required

A sequel to Grand Tour. The Inner Senshi are off to Mid-Childa in pursuit of magical training, leaving the Outers to 'hold the fort' with a little help from a TSAB agent - Ranma Saotome. They aren't the only ones thinking of training...

To better herself as a ninja, Ino seeks advice and a "practice body" for her to perfect transferring her mind and possessing a male body. When she offers to trade tips on womanly wiles, Naruto can't say no... or stop grinning pervertedly. NaruIno.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Oneshot: There was no way the sangheili could match the manpower of the Imperium, nor the strength of its demon Space Marines. Still, at least they could build plasma weapons that didn't kill their users.

When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

The remastered version of my original epic Ranma/Warhammer Fantasy crossover. A mishap with Akane sends Ranma into the Warhammer world, where he accidentally takes control of a tribe of Orcs. Pity the world, or pity Ranma...?

6 year olds Gaara and Naruto are exchanged by their villages. Yugito and Akatsuki are locked in a race to unite the last demon vessels. With couples you can't admit you love: GaaraAyame, SasuHina, KakaAnko, InoNaruKin, KibaSaku, IrukaTayuya.

Believing Hermione is focusing too hard on her independent study of war magic, her parents interest her in a game, not knowing that 'Duel Monsters' contained even deeper and darker magic for her to become entangled in.

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.

Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.

A little girl once thought lost returns home, to a family she doesn't remember, and world that has no love for what she's become. What place is there in Hogwarts, for a child who killed her heart to be a better monster? AU 6th.

During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU

A strange occurrance strands our heroes across an alternate, and dying, Earth. Found by different warring factions, lies and deceit as much as geography will divide them. Friendships will be tested, yet the truth will unite them. Cancelled.

Taken by an evil entity, Harry has been its obedient servant for years. But when muggle authorities find him, Harry is trapped between muggle and wizard governments, each wanting control of his growing power.

To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change

An old Orc recalls an interlude, and an interesting woman, from his not-so-younger days. This is a little slice of Mordor camp life in the time leading up to the War. Standard warnings for Orc-talk, four-letter words, and other adult content.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.

It was hard, knowing he never saw his dad because his best friend's father went evil. It was more complicated than that, but Max and PJ both understood the situation. Even so, graduation was different. Surely Goofy would come home for this. Right?

Who is Saotome Ranma? People think they know, but do they really? Where does he go when they don't see him? What does he do? Who does he talk to? And why does the answer to these questions seem to involve a small restaurant filled with yakuza? R.5/SMXover

It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.

They are kunoichi first, women second. But in the end they are human and not even they can resist their inner desires. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. Kunoichi character studies. REVISED.

Originally posted on LJ last year. Jack has used funds and goods pilfered from Rapture to set himself and his little sisters up in life on the surface. They are having trouble adjusting, especially Julie, and Jack tries his best to support them.

...or Poker With Pinky. Wilson always wondered why exactly House attempted to keep him out of the apartment on the second Friday of the month... it's the day when the dead walk in his apartment. Well... they play poker with him, anyway. Crack. Oneshot.

...this doesn't look like heaven.' L hadn't expected an afterlife. He certainly hadn't expected it to begin with being chained to his killer... again. And he hadn't expected it to end quite the way it did, either... The story of the arrancar Ulquiorra.

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

Jiraiya tracks Naruto down to a decimated battlefield one cold morning, and finds a broken man. Sidestory to go with Ayien's The Nine Broken Mirrors. Contains spoilers to NBM. T for angst, slight swearing and Jiraiya's humor. You have been warned.

Aizen is dead, and the Winter War has been won. But the Lord of Las Noches is yet alive, either in the insanity or in the soul of the very Hero of the Winter War that slew him. And he's not going to be satisfied until Ichigo's stark raving mad...or worse.

Sasuke, for the life of him, will not rest until he has successfully evaded dying in a broken section of time that pins him forever in the first day of the Chunin Exams. An entry into my proposed Hate the Hate Challenge -- see homepage for details.

Business is not usual for Dutch when the boss of the Chinese Triads comes a calling. The next delivery run for the Black Lagoon Company could be fatal for the crew if loyalties are not chosen wisely. And the new girl has a bad attitude.

Clans will go to extreme lengths to protect their prized bloodline. Sasuke and Sakura find this out the not-so hard way when the clan's paranoia comes back to haunt them. SakuSasu with hints of SasuNaru and SakuSasuNaru.

If not for the smallest of changes, it is said one can essentially become another. With such a change, how similar can Naruto and Gaara become? In a world where these two similar individuals exist, what will happen when they meet? /Not Yaoi. Female Gaara.

DEAD! Ranma Saotome was the third most perverted person in Nerima, and not just according to Akane. That was, of course, until he fainted one day... (This story is dead and will not reciev updates. Many concepts have been reused, in my oppinion more compotently, in "Deja Vu All Over Again.")

The clutch of mewling dreams and writhing id; the hollow throne of the King in Red. The death knell of Konohagakure spreads spiritual contamination through the world, and decayed Kyuubi rots in an endless sunflower garden. He Had No Fingers sequel.

As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.

Our lives have ended, but we are not gone." Even in death, their pasts will not disappear. The former lives of the Shinigami, Arrancar and living humans, all shed light upon; some recalled fondly, some regretted, all remembered.

After Sirius' death, Harry begins a study of ancient magics that takes him to the edge of sanity--and humanity. When he's pulled back at the last minute by some of the most unlikely people imaginable, he's a different person. Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry

Just as the battle with the 14th Angel takes a turn for the worst, a mysterious red robot covered with drills crashes in from the heavens; changing the course of the fight and the EVA universe forever. Evangelion/Gurren Lagann crossover. Summary within.

That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED

When Fourth Division Captain Unohana Retsu falls ill, Seireitei turns to the only person capable of replacing her: Urahara Kisuke. In turn, he coerces a bitter and cynical Ichigo into hopping along for the ride. And what a ride it is. House!Ichigo.

Sequel to Duality. Azula makes a surprise attack, and Aang is hurt. With the Gaang trapped, Zuko seeks help from the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet. But dealing with Draco Malfoy may be like jumping from the pan and into the fire. HP/Avatar:TLA Xover

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

On the shores of Destiny Islands, Sora ends his quest and finally comes home. But even as he struggles with being a normal kid again and certain budding feelings for his friends, Sora may find another journey has already begun. Future Riku/Sora/Kairi

A Ranma-chan fic attempted by someone who couldn't stand them. Ranma learns that being someone else isn't as easy as it seems. Follow Ranma as she retraces the steps to one Murasaki Sayaka's near demise.

An ordinary past. Ordinary days passing by as ordinary events occur. Yet when a crisis occurs that brings out something he never knew he had, Uzumaki Naruto will be pressed into realizing that things had never been as they seem. A Mecha!Naruto fic.

HP/Naruto crossover. After a long and bitter war and unnecessary deaths, the Golden Trio get a second chance as Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto. Of course, some other, less deserving people were also given a second chance.

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.

ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]

Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/

Come on already, get up! So you were outwitted, so what? Take it like a man and strike back. You're not dead yet, Saotome. You won't really let an Amazon, a white witch and a demon army get the better of you, right? Yeah, I thought not.

The problem with being Traverse Town’s first line of defence is that when worlds disappear and survivors arrive, people automatically expect you to deal with it. Leon gets into trouble dealing with the latest newcomer. KH/The Dark Knight crossover.

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school

Genma decides to go to China early, leaving Ranma cursed at the tender age of 6. 3 years later, they find themselves in Uminari City, where a twist of fate results in Ranma attending grade school as a girl...and fighting the forces of evil.

Young Naruto believes himself alone with no family, he is wrong. Learning the ways of his mother the young boy will embark on a mysterious adventure that could destroy both him and Konoha. What will he do when confronted by his clan's legacy? Slight AU.

Having never truly lived, three friends are given a second chance. But their new lives aren't perfect. They must overcome new obstacles and harder challenges if they are to enjoy their second lives. Crossover with Harry Potter in the Naruto world.

Their copies turned up together more often than other people’s. Roxas had counted ten universes so far. The techs called it an anomaly, as fate didn't exist. Then again, they called Axel sane, so what did they know? AU. End of the world with a twist.

Sequel to "So Be It" and "Mark in the Lace." Final arc. A story that begins with a pair of reunited lovers, and ends with a battle that will wrack world with memories for all eternity. Tarmon Gai'don comes. O Light. The Last Day comes...

Complete - A story that began with a lonely, broken, heart, but ended as a tale of honor, betrayal, and love outlasting all that is, was, or ever will be... Sequel to So Be It A Ranma x Sailor Moon x Wheel of Time crossover.

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

Epic 3 way crossover. Harry Potter no magic , Ouran Highschool host Club and Left 4 Dead. Survival Horror meets school children in LA and Harry has to make sure they all get out of this alive. EXTREMELY LIGHT SLASH. Only mentioned really 8D

Ranma AU. At the start of the series. A new boy accompanies Kuno to school. With bright red hair and a scar. Ranma has become the samurai that Kuno isn't. Nabiki and others investigate and find more than they expected. Kasumi too notices something special

Ranma and crew find themselves transported to another world. All of the NWC carry scars from the backstory. Sword and sorcery high adventure with dark tones and mature themes later. Fusion with Guardians of the Flame. Regular updates.

Alternate Universe. Aviators and Naval officers do frequent some of the same circles, and cross paths more often than you’d expect. Great Britain, despite what its people want you to think, is still a small country. Jane/Laurence

Harry managed to escape Voldemort during the summer. Now he trains more than ever and creates a friendship with the magical creature community. Only problem is, Voldemort has a new weapon to try on Harry. Will Harry be able to get rid human and beast prej

In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.

There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.

Naruto Harry Potter crossover! There's more to the Hatake white chakra than meets the eye, and combined with a deadly curse the effects are improbable, at best. When realities and timelines merge, a deadly, lazy, porno addicted assassin is born.

Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.

The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.

Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!

There are a few people who's influence on Ender made him capable of destroying the Buggers. Peter was one. Graff, Bonozo, the game at the end of the world... But no one talks about the person who taught Ender to fight. Ranma/Ender's Game cross-over.

AU, gen. An illness upsets Harry's third year, changing events until they are no longer recognizable. As Harry becomes sicker, it becomes clear that it has to do with the new creatures in the forest, and a battle for the heart of wizarding society.

7th year fic. Hogwarts is the safest place in the Wizarding World. What happens when its teachers are struck down and it's separated from the rest of the world, leaving the students to fend for themselves? No slash, pairings undecided. No HBP or DH.

RanmaPokemon: Jusenkyo's sense of humor can be odd at times, and this odd humor, as par for the course, chooses Ranma. Now, changed and far from the place he knew, Ranma must learn about his new abilities and adapt.

It started as a vacation with Sora showing them the worlds he had visited. They were just three teenagers traveling together and having fun. Pretending to be normal. The trouble came when they tried to go home. Normal isn't for them. SoraxRiku

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

MangaVerse. Fate, possibly; coincidence, maybe. The longing of Yobei Heron, the inconvenience of Ranma Saotome. I hope some of you know who I'm talking about, volume 23 for the interested. New chapter. On temporary hiatus.

The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?

A new dawn, a new day. In a now peaceful world, Harry Potter likes to watch the dawns. Battle weary and betrayed, he is finally enjoying life in the Muggle world. However the wizards haven't forgotten the Boy-who-lived and want him back.

Ranma's life is seemingly ruined when Ryouga destroys the mushrooms that would have restored Ranma to his rightful age. But as some hands turn against him, his ancestry comes back to give him a new life, and haunt others.

A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.

Faced with the choice of ending a life or his love, Saotome Ranma makes the only choice his principals will allow... A choice that will take him farther from his home than he's ever been before. This is a rewrite.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

The Reset scenario: "With great power comes great insanity. And with that insanity- more power!" Thus the tale of Uzumaki Naruto's slow descent into madness, and so deep into it- that he just may come out the other side.

Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.

Ranma, Pokemon, nuff said. No, well I have a different take on Pokemon, they're not as innocent as the originals. Ranma arrives in Pokeworld equipped with an advanced Pokedex that has a smart mouth. Meshes eventually with Ash's journey, off and on.

Tortured by the Dark Lord, escaped only to be enslaved by a vampire, and terrified out of his wits - What is Draco's perspective on the two weeks he spends in Rahkesh's home? Spin-off to Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold

AU Epic In a harsher world, Naruto grew under the careful guidance of the Sandaime. However, no one lives forever, and nothing is as it seems in the land where Ninja rule, where your greatest ally is often your most cunning enemy. No pairings yet.

I was trying to be serious, honestly I was, but the old man got mouthy and Rangiku attacked and I can't see this one coming back to the realms of sanity anytime soon. Rated T for rotten language, adult situations, bad jokes, poor hygiene, whatever. Sigh

The children are the hope of humanity. When strange voices begin to plague them all, the choice of giving humanity another chance, or letting them perish, is put directly in their hands. A Children-become-Angels fic. AU from the Twelfth.

Permanent Hiatus, but I submitted an outline for what I would have done as the final chapter. During the battle at Wave, Naruto fails to dodge Haku's senbon. They strike him directly in the stomach, and the world will never be the same because of it.

Just when you thought the end of the world was in your bag, some dog runs by and eats your notes. Someone doesn't like what SEELE's planning, and the key to bringing it down is Shinji, and the house of cards Gendo has built around him. AU/Etc.

When he dies, Naruto leaves behind an unexpected legacy that will affect the world. Twelve years later, a penitent Sasuke finds atonement for his sins by training and protecting young Kyuuzano Nanikato, the innocent creation of a madman's war. DISCONTINED

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Before the Gryffindor trio Harry had two other friends as a child. Friends that only he could see and hear. Some would call them imaginary. He would call them something else. They finally have his attention again, and this time they won't quietly go away.

Two years after the series, the gang runs into each other. Jin has a new profession, Mugen's reputation precedes him and Fuu tells it like it is. Even if she doesn't always know what it is herself. Complete.

AU OoTPxAU BLEACH Arrancar Arc. “Why didn’t you just say ‘Stabbing yourself through the heart will complete the bonding ritual’ instead of making it out like I was killing myself!” I said. “That’s because if it didn’t work you really would’ve died.

SEQUEL! GWHP crossover. The Gundam pilots plus Draco attempt to go on with their lives as usual, which isn’t very usual at all. But what’s this about a second prophecy? And why is Harry looking for an Heir to Slytherin that isn’t Voldemort? YAOI

As the host, Naruto could not ever resist the demon's stronger urges. Strongest of all is the will to survive. And so Naruto will do anything, anything at all to keep going. Whatever it takes, no matter the cost, so that he can live on. Dark One-shot.

Some marks are eternal. The ink might fade but the memory of burnt flesh and muted screams will follow you to the grave. For Naruto, the tattoo only meant sleepless nights pondering Jiraiya's proclamations on the duty of 'the true patriot.' Diverg. Epic

The first six years of Uzumaki Naruto's life are a carefully concealed mystery, most especially from the boy himself. Those hidden years, years of betrayal, death, and absolute servitude have been lost...until now. Recently rewritten

Team Gai was not the only group of genin to graduate the year before Team 7, but none of their year-mates are left by the time of the Konoha Chuunin Exam. An extensive exploration of who, why, and what happened to the second genin team.

For Ranma dealing with trouble has never been quite this lethal: assassins, curses, magical rituals and the neko-ken all at once. Let us not forget a possessive Farfarello and a determined Nabiki. Oh my. /Crossover: Weiss Kreuz; Identity Series Rewrite/

Take heed: if you circle the wrong sex on the Academy application form, the mistake WILL haunt your child. Kakashi can attest to this because she’s a cross dressing, gender confused kunoichi, and it’s all her father’s fault. :Female Kakashi, AR preseries:

In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...

For She Who Cannot Be Turned. KakashixHarry!Slash. Harry goes back to Konoha – a place he swore over a century ago to never to return to, because Tsunade, his grandniece, begs his return, if Harry still cherishes one thing, it is his family. Finished.

The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.

In another dimension, a parallel universe, she’s laughing at the irony of her role in everything - she feels like a cross between a puppet master and a cosmic baby-sitter. This is not sadness, this is grief. Setsuna.

Buffy crossover: Being the sort of person who knows about one top-secret project that’s so far out there no one with any sense would believe it, actually gives you pretty good chances for knowing about more such projects.

Kakashi throws a party for his team. Anko shows up with alcohol. One should not perform jutsu under the influence: nothing good shall come of it. Sasuke learns this the hard way. What's up with Itachi? Itachi did WHAT to Sasuke? Can you say oh snap?

The problem with magical, mildly-sentient swords, is that they have a mind of their own, and when they take a liking to you there’s very little you can do to make them change it. Harry Potter/Addams Family/Chrestomanci crossover. WIP.

He is not pretending to be unintelligent. He is not wearing a mask to hide his pain. There is no 'act'. What there is, is a secret known only to the Konoha Council. M for Violence. I do not own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 - SEE PROFILE.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale. Snape!Mentor, Eventu

Ash has been captured and made as a weapon for Giovanni and Team Rocket to get into the legendary Pokemon Paradise. Ash must fight and learn how to survive if he wants his freedom. Denying Giovanni's wish for control may not be a good or safe idea.

Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.

Even killing a god can't make Ranma's life any easier... all he got for his trouble was a new brand of nightmare, a dangerous new chi technique he can't control, and a swarm of angry fiancees. It seems no matter how low you sink it can always get worse.

Crossover - Naruto & Stargate - No Pairings - Sequel to 'Sand Walker' - Set after the fight at the Valley of the End, and before the beginning of Naruto Shippuuden. This is one vision of Gaara's journey to be human. Now completely AU.

AU-Born a fire demon, Harry's raging firestorm destroys Voldemort. A dysfunctional and curious crow demon from another dimension pops up to investigate, and is given Harry to raise and train in his new powers. In retrospect, it seemed like a good idea.

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

I'm Kurosaki Ichigo and I'm an idiot. Fortunately I'm not alone - all my friends are idiots too. Raid the Seireitei, hah! That sounds like a brilliant plan! I mean, what on earth could POSSIBLY go wrong with a plan like that?

A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.

To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History

Pushed to the edge of sanity in his second year, Harry delves into something that may have been better off left alone... Parseltongue. But what toll does magic take on a person? And what must one give up in order to perform it correctly...?

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

Destiny Islands don't change...but the keyblade master did in his two years. His heart pulls him back out into the worlds as the memories of a redheaded man drive him. Slash! RoxasAxel, SoraRiku, CloudLeon

Hellboy and the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense may have beaten Grigori Rasputin but not all of his plans have been foiled yet and one of them seems to revolve around a certain martial artist named Ranma Saotome.

Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem

Letting Aeris test new Materia on him was a bad idea. But she'd dragged him through the market for hours; his will to live was in its death throes between the underwear stall and the tarot reader. Genderbending, humor. Cloud POV, with Tifa, Zack, Seph.

Ranma and Ryouga find themselves under the effects of a spell and are forced to grudgingly set aside their differences in order to free themselves from the ties which bind them together. Now reworked as a story called Forcibly United.

In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.