ah fuck. well im in the right thread. this one time i made fun of monkfish

edit: and didnt apologize..

oh and this other time well this isnt my proudest moment but this isnt the proudest moment thread so ok i fucked 18 girls in the same night (believe it or not w/e, why would i lie) and gave them all chlamydia (dumb whores deserved it lol) and they all wanted to date me but i never called any of them back not even one. women are such stupid things.

double edit: and then i posted mildly insulting and/or embarrassing stuff on their facebook status updates. the line to high five me starts here

i can't figure out if steelicks just got slammed or if dk just got trolled like a fucking pookar

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I vote for dk being trolled because Steelicks's vm was too perfect a bait for dk to be an accident.

Anyway, I work in a shoe store and a lady was buying 16+ pair and of course she didn't want the boxes. So, irritated that her boxes were now my problem, I began tossing her shoes into bags carelessly. She noticed and asked me to make sure they didn't get scratched.

Me: Well, we do have protective covers for them...
Her: Oh? I'd like that very much.

Only kind of mean thing I've done that I can remember is screwing with this one kid who annoys me. I sold him fake weed, went into his house naked and sat with his blind mother, and managed to spread a rumor around the school so that now everyone thinks he's bisexual, and he gets bullied a lot for that. I feel kind of bad~