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Radar mag expose of Tom Cruise and Scientology

First of all, make sure to check out the latest Radar magazine, it has a massive expose on Scientology itself and how Cruise got reeled in.

See that guy next to Tom who is even shorter than he is. That is David Miscavige the leader of Scientoligy, aka "The insane dwarf" as cult investigators like to call him. Take a good look because he might be Tommy's REAL girlfriend, not Katie and might have been his real wife when he was hitched to Nicole Kidman. Why could this be said you ask? According to a witness affidavit Radar magazine aquired, Tombo has the following "special relationship" with him:

[B]For years, according to former Scientologists, Cruise received the kind of special perks that one might expect any organization to lavish on a celebrity member. His treatment was described, in part, by ex–church member Andre Tabayoyon in an affidavit Tabayoyon filed in 1994 as an expert witness in a lawsuit involving the church. (The suit was later abandoned.) Tabayoyon appears to have been well-credentialed: He spent 20 years in the Sea Organization, Scientology’s upper-level staff, he says, and served as L. Ron Hubbard’s butler. When he joined in the early ’70s Tabayoyon signed a standard church contract committing him to one billion years of service. The contract, however, was broken when Tabayoyon, who testified he’d reached his limit for abuse, dropped out in 1992. Now, his wife says, he has nothing to say about the church or the contents of his lengthy affidavit.

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[B]A year later Tabayoyon painted a more revealing portrait of Cruise and Miscavige’s relationship. His affidavit says the two spent a lot of time together on the Hemet base. “Often they would hang out alone in the space designated for L. Ron Hubbard on the clipper ship we built in the desert,” testified Tabayoyon. “This space had a small kitchen, a little dining room, a little bar, and a bed…. On other occasions Miscavige and Cruise would work out in the expensive gym we built for exclusive and restricted use.” The affidavit continues: “Obviously, Miscavige and Cruise have developed a special relationship.”

Hmmm, in light of that, the rumoured agreement Cruise supposedly made Holmes sign that it would be strictly a modem marriage with no intercourse sounds even more likely. Not that it wasn't already. ha

And here's Tom showing off his Glorious Hero of the Scientology Revolution to Save the Planet medal (it's actually called the Freedom Medal of Valor) as he grips the hand of his personal idol, the cult's supreme leader, Commander David Miscavige. In his acceptance speech, Cruise said of Miscavige: "I have never met a more competent, intelligent, tolerant, compassionate being, outside of what I have experienced from LRH." [Plus, he's shorter than me! -- Ed.]

The whole organization is based on the demented ramblings of a hack sci-fi writer, and has become a very successful money-draining cult.

True, but it is good the press is finally starting to step up to plate more like this magazine is, the more it's show to a wider audience outside well informed netizens the better. They've been timid ever since Time was massively sued a decade or so ago. I think they won though IIRC.