Keeping up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian, a person whose energy level barely teeters above alive, is the new face of Hype Energy Drink. The pregnant Keeping Up With The Kardashians star (who isn’t even able to consume energy drinks thanks to her knocked up state) just unveiled her new commercial for the drink and it’s um… bizarre to say the least.

The commercial touted as a “Kim Kardashian West Film” is basically Kim Kardashian West wearing period costumes while staring at us. The most positive thing I can say about the ordeal is that it features some good makeup. It’s utterly ridiculous!

Kim Kardashian’s baby bump size is rapidly changing by the day and we are only four months in..supposedly. She stepped out just a few weeks ago with no visible bump in sight and when she arrived in Paris last week, it suddenly “popped,” but now..this? The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star shared this selfie last night (right) and it had us wondering – is she further along than she initially shared?

Kim has said that she is due sometime in December, giving her nearly five months to go in her pregnancy. Yet, her baby bump growth seems to be indicating a story that’s much different. Is she fudging her due date for privacy concerns? Is she having twins? Is it a fake bump? What is going on?! We’ve gathered photos from the past 45 days to show you exactly why we’re so floored over the abrupt change. Obviously a woman’s body goes through tremendous changes over the course of her pregnancy and every single expectant mom is different, but this is a Kardashian we’re talking about here – with a history of untruths - so the reality usually lands somewhere in the middle. Also, what is with the long-sleeved, floor-length coats in the middle of summer in California? (Supposedly to block the paparazzi butt shots, but I’m not buying it.)

Khloe Kardashian has always been the most outspoken of the Kardashian siblings. But is she taking it too far this time? In a new interview and photo spread for Complex magazine, Khloe talks her divorce from Lamar Odom, sisterhood, Kimye, Kris Jenner‘s sexytimes, Caitlyn’s new life, and more!

Posing in a collection of scandalous lingerie and swimsuits, Khloe has nothing to hide – literally. The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, who still lives with reclusive brother Rob, describes herself as a lion and says of her family “These are my cubs.” Khloe swears she’ll do anything to defend them, from twitter fights with Kanye West‘s ex to publicly defending their kontroversial choices. “Don’t f–k with my cubs ’cause I will rip your head off,” she warns in the opening quote of the interview. Indeed.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians couple welcomed their first child – a daughter – on Wednesday, July 22nd. Leah casually announced the arrival of Eva James Jenner on Instagram yesterday. She described her first four days as a mom as “the most profoundly beautiful time” of her life.

Yesterday the Keeping Up With The Kardashians stars threw a star-studded joint graduation party hosted by Ryan Seacrest, which featured a photo booth – of course (they are seriously the ONLY people in existence still using those dumb things). Kendall officially graduated last year, but Kylie got her diploma this month.

The least annoying Kardashian sister (I realize that’s not saying much!), in my humble opinion, is getting her own show. Khloe recently announced that she’ll be taking prime time television by storm with her new talk show, Kocktails With Khloe. Katchy! The series is slated to hit your small screen late this year on the FYI network. For your information, I have never heard of said network, and I scour my guide channel more than I watch actual television…given this job, you know that has to be A LOT!

A source tells US Weekly that the formerly married couple “saw each other when she was in Vegas and both signed the divorce documents together,” making their split official. Khloe filed for divorce in 2013 after Lamar’s reported struggle with substance abuse and spousal cheating.