Ratings Tommorow!
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

Did you think Babushka is sweet and only gives out presents to children? Well, Vladimir Putin has hired her to teach those darn Chechen and Islamic state rebels a lesson not to insult her master!
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No one knows my true nature here...

Maurice
"All parents want to protect their daughters from unsavory intentions by potential suitors. Aunt Maria just took that a bit too far."

Makes those overprotective yank dads look like pussies. 3pts

NoobX
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY KOMPOT??!!"

Bleeping great! *blammed for cursing in front of babushka* 3pts

EnergyZ
The Westerns say "The House always wins." We, in the East, say "The baba always feeds, or else."

Don't you dare leave on that empty stomach. 3pts

AlkarRahn
Shoes off before entry!

whole new level of pedantism. 3pts

Blizzardboy
Little brats! When I was a little girl, all I got for Christmas was...

And that was the last time they've been seen. 3pts

Galaad
No my husband isn't home, why do you ask?

Yhm... no reason ma'am. 3pts

Gryphs
Babushka has had enough of those Mormon house solicits.

Things went completely fubar after they had the balls to insult her icon depicting Jesus. 3.5pts

fuChris
Merry Christmas Dimitri! Babushka has got you that shooter-RPG game that you always said you wanted.

A true slav christmas. 3.5pts

Markmasters
Reminds me of my mom when my sister introduces her new boyfriend for the first time.

Seem's a pretty strict household. 3pts

Elvin
A tax collector? Welcome, welcome. Kindly move a bit to the side, out of line with that building behind you, yes?

Suddenly, babushka's pension increased thousand fold. 3.5pts

The_Polyglot
In America, the wolf eats the granny.
In Soviet Russia, Babushka eats the wolf!

And utilizes the pelt to make ushankas for her grandkids! 4pts

Damacon_Ace
Did you think Babushka is sweet and only gives out presents to children? Well, Vladimir Putin has hired her to teach those darn Chechen and Islamic state rebels a lesson not to insult her master!

Nobody knows this, that this is in fact, Putin's own babushka, thrice the hero of the Soviet Union. She earned her honors by killing krauts with a cast iron skillet and a rolling pin during the Great Patriotic War. 3.5pts

"Hmmm."
"I told you to ask for directions at that last fuel station."
"I know where I'm going!"
"Really..."
"Yeah, uh, ah-ha! That shrub looks familiar!"
"That's because we passed it over an hour ago."
"Oh. Well, how about we see if we can find a new cave?!"
"..."
"No? Okay. Now where do we go from here?"
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