Disneyland Allegedly Forces a MOM to do WHAT??!

A mom at Disneyland says she was forced to COVER UP her cleavage because a park employee thought her boobs were too big?? . . . Wow, it really IS the “happiest place on Earth”.

According to research, people who listen to Rock and Roll are more likely to CHEAT on you. People who listen to Clay Aiken however don’t cheat at all . . . mostly because they’re single.

Due to racist remarks by their owner, the Los Angeles Clippers are LOSING SPONSORS at an alarming rate. Not to worry though, I expect the Clippers to sign a very lucrative sponsorship deal with Paula Deen very soon.

One if five people say they are stuck in a bad relationship because they CAN’T AFFORD to get out of it. It’s true; after all you’ve seen what a breakup did to Donald Sterling.

A Kennewick man took a girl to a buffet, ate dinner, then PEED in a cup and drank it. I bet he totally got laid that night.

A new survey shows that 16% of people say they’re so competitive with their neighbors they even compete on RECYCLING. Similarly, I compete with my neighbors about who can touch themselves on their front porch more . . . and great news, I’m dominating that competition.