Presenting the Storm O.I.C. Missile Launcher, available now to help you remotely fire foam rockets
at just about anyone.

The centerpiece of this little contraption is a tabletop launcher that looks like the kind of thing Reagan
used in Europe during the Cold War. This is the part that you’ll want to stage in an auspicious,
target-rich environment (the break room works well).

Meanwhile, you’ll have downloaded its companion software, which works through Skype. So with that done,
you’ll get a big cup of coffee, retire to your secure bunker (also known as your desk) and declare DEFCON
1.

You’ll wait until the webcam detects a target (anywhere within 25 feet is in range), then aim and fire.
Your coworker becomes the unwitting recipient of one of its four foam projectiles.