Joined: 7/3/2009Posts: 4,228Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ

Rumple stumbles in, uses a sand blaster to clean out Big Bertha, the officious Pub coffee urn, loads in water and what may or may not be coffee, then hot-wires her to Rocco's '61 GMC pick-up. While waiting for results, he looks through Nic's travel photos, wonders if that's really "she who must be obeyed" in a one-piece bikini, then fills his mug, grabs a bag of fried pork skins for breakfast and stumbles back out.Rumple ForeskinRUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

My morning routine is sleep in as long as I can possibly get away with grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr then grab my fleecy blanket nice and soft, then get the kettle on for a de-caff cup of tea strong, one sugar and milk please ; if anybody's making one..... nope, nobody is ha ha, then check mail. Then at the most four rounds of wholemeal toast Warbutons is the best haha. Then start the day!!!!!!

Rumple stumbles in, uses a sand blaster to clean out Big Bertha, the officious Pub coffee urn, loads in water and what may or may not be coffee, then hot-wires her to Rocco's '61 GMC pick-up. While waiting for results, he looks through Nic's travel photos, wonders if that's really "she who must be obeyed" in a one-piece bikini, then fills his mug, grabs a bag of fried pork skins for breakfast and stumbles back out.Rumple Foreskin

I love this post but I'm not sure why haha maybe it is because it sounds like another world. I love it Rumple hee hee

Joined: 7/3/2009Posts: 4,228Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ

The Pub's flaccid feline watches with total indifference as Rumple staggers in and makes it (just barely) to the bar. Cat burps as Rumple hoses down Big Bertha, shovels in dark roast, extra strong, coffee and some semi-clear water, then shakes the hamster cage getting the lazy-ass rodent back to work in his wheel. The frazzled feline dozes off only to have the sound of the door slamming shut as Rumple leaves disturb pleasant dreams of the baked hamster.

Joined: 7/3/2009Posts: 4,228Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ

Yes, it's Monday morning, but stop your moaning for a minute and raise your coffee mugs high to celebrate the birthday of that great American, Bugs Bunny.

It was on this day in 1940 that Bugs Bunny made his official debut in an animated film short called A Wild Hare. Even though a slightly different version of the rabbit had been around in some earlier films, A Wild Hare is considered the first official Bugs Bunny film because it's the first one that used his trademark voice and the first time he asked Elmer Fudd, "What's up, Doc?" Bugs Bunny was modeled on Groucho Marx. --Rrom Grarrison Keillor's, The Writer's Almanac. http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/Rumple Foreskin

I somehow couldn't like buggs bunny at all. I especially do not like him during my morning daze. All feelings are magnified and then applied to a selective filter around me. Those which pass through decide what my day is going to be like, those which can not still make noises so that I don't forget them completely.

I somehow couldn't like buggs bunny at all. I especially do not like him during my morning daze. All feelings are magnified and then applied to a selective filter around me. Those which pass through decide what my day is going to be like, those which can not still make noises so that I don't forget them completely.

Joined: 7/3/2009Posts: 4,228Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ

At least a thousand apologies for not having coffee ready this morning, but I got an excuse, honest. You see, I had this situation come up, so to speak, and now I need some Lush advice.

I was stumbling my way toward to kitchen this AM, when I caught this gal sitting at my talbe, sucking down my coffee and reading my paper. What's worse, she won't leave. So what would you Lush-ers and Lushettes advise me to do.

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