AHEM . . . just because it's the most popular doesn't mean it's good!
(This is not a personal attack on the person who suggested it, btw)

Passage to India is just so lame, plus evocative of the RaJ.
we are like this only is just so . . . je ne sais quoi . . . so so INDIAN! and funny.I don't even like my suggestion in this poll anymore, lol