The gossip mercenaries at TMZ are reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are "dating for real," and went on a movie date to see The Hunger Games last night. This fascinating development raises the following questions:

Does this mean Media Takeout's photo of Kanye "NEKKID and giving BACKSHOTS" to a woman whose body looks suspiciously like Kim's was real?

How did that photo happen, anyway? In terms of balance and iPhone exposure time, they must have paused mid-fuck to pose for that picture, right?

Or is this all a publicity stunt to make everyone listen to Kanye's new song, in which he raps, "I admit I fell in love with Kim… round the same time she fell in love with him… lucky I ain't make Jay drop him from the team"? That last bit is a reference to Jay-Z owning Kris Humphries' basketball team. Update: The song keeps getting removed from the internet. So, that may answer that.

If Kim was banging Kanye when she was supposed to be with Kris, then their neverending divorce battle is about to get a lot juicier. (Not a question. Sorry, can't contain myself.)

Could Kim actually get higher ratings for a second televised wedding, if the groom was Kanye West?