How often do you use your car horn?

Poll: How much you be hornin', yo?

Poll Options

I use my horn at every opportunity. sometimes just to heart the noise
I use my horn only when someone has wronged me
I use my horn only to warn of danger
I don't ever use my horn, even when it's warranted.
I don't have a car
shinysides is a cvnt. he should go fvck himself.

do you use it for reasons of vengeance? warning? startling others? like to make noise?

I use my horn frequently because my area (brampton Ontario) has the most dangerous in all of Ontario, and a lot of them blow through stop signs, red lights, cut through lanes without looking, etc. I use it for the purposes of vengeance (laying on a horn to fill an offenders ears with horrible noise), and warning other drivers that a moron is about to ruin their day.

Pretty rarely. Last time I did was because some **** was randomly slowing down and straddling my lane and the turn lane like they didn't know what they were doing and finally after coming to almost a complete stop and making me miss the green light decided to turn right.

I've learned to live with most habits of bad drivers but shit, if there are cars behind you and you don't know where you're going, at least get out of the way or keep moving. Don't obstruct traffic.

Constantly getting cut off in the school parking lot, but my horn is dead everywhere except for a sweet spot in the top left part of the wheel which I always forget about, so they usually get off without my chastisement.

I might have used it once. I would only ever use it like a "Hey, watch out!" or "Wtf are you doing?" There have been a couple of times where I wished I'd honked, but since I do it so rarely I don't even think about it until it's too late to mean anything.

I've done it a few times, but only once that i can remember. A few months ago i was driving home late from work getting off at a 70km/h road and some cvnt in a 4wd is coming behind me at probably 100-110 with no intention of slowing down and i was like holy **** is this guy going to kill me or some shit.. is this a scene from the terminator 2. So i brake because i was just ****ing scared and he drives through the emergency lane to overtake me. I horned the shit out of him and said a handful of fvcks. I'm a pretty aggressive driver myself, but that guy took aggressive driving to a whole new level.

You can only use it while your vehicle is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence.

It is also the legal duty of every car owner to constantly make sure, to the best of their abilities, that their car is in good working 'roadworthy' order.

But, in order to legaly drive a car on British roads, your car has to have passed an MOT (Ministry of Transport) test, which requires the horn to be sounded while the car is stationary. And for a car driver to keep a check on the roadworthiness of his/her car, they must occasionaly sound the horn in order to check it's still working. (because a horn is a legal requirement for a car's roadworthiness) Both of which are apparently against the law unless the car is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence.

You know that little cunt of a man/woman that cuts you off at a roundabout or any other crossroad really?

When they clearly know they're cutting you off but instead of at least doing you the common courtesy of signaling you that they're sorry or that they recognise the mistake, they just deliberately keep looking the other way so that they don't have to look their victim in the eye?

Yeah, those people have a special place in my horn-hungry heart. I'm not gonna let them get away without experiencing the shame of guilt-ridden eye contact.

When I'm cut off by such plebs I wait for the reaction I know I'm never gonna get and after a moment or two I'll let my car sign its mighty war song.

And they will know that they have sinned and that the Lord doth witnessed it in holy truth.

LOOK AT ME YOU CUNT. SEEK MY FORGIVENESS.

LOOK AT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH.

When I do it it's totally koo tho.

Just remembered, I actually do use it when someone really ****ed up. That's pretty rare but it still happens. Still though, those people. ^