JUNE Brown wants out of EastEnders. Can you blame her? It's full of people we don't care about (Bert, Stella, the Fox-Wicks), sulky thieving kids, and OTT nonsense like Carly going loopy with a crowbar.

Dawn's had more scans than a terror suspect's hand luggage. Shirley is such a raddled old slapper she should be running Cosmo...