User:Mr. Briggs Inc./Barney Hatin' Songs

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Anti-Barney Songs are extremely popular songs with both adolescents, preteens, and intelligent people. Almost anyone who loves the "Barney and Fiends" television show might be inclined to sing one of these catchy tunes.

I hate youYou hate meI am going to kill BarneyThere you see I fed him some leadThat was easy Barney's deadPlease don't cryJust go dieIt's time for us to say goodbyeif you want to see Barney moreJust hit T-rex the dinosaur

I hate youYou hate meLet's tie Barney to a treeWith an M16 and a pistol full of leadWe just shot off Barney's head

I hate youYou hate meBarney gave you H.I.V.So we punched him in the balls and shot him in the headNow that purple thing is dead

I hate youYou hate meLets all go and kill BarneyWith a baseball batAnd a Four-by-FourNo more purple dinosaur

I hate youYou Hate MeLet's tie Barney to a tree!I'll get the match,And you get the gas,Let's go blow off Barney's ass..

I hate youYou hate meWe're a racist familySo let's kill that big, fat freak they call BarneyThen we will be more happy

I hate you, You hate meLet's hang Barney from a treeWith a knife, and a gun, and a bullet through his headTill that purple thing is dead

I hate you, You hate meThe ratel army killed BarneyWith a gun and a tank and 12 atomic bombsWe're all glad that Barney's gone

I hate you,You hate meLets tie Barnie to a treeStab him in the back shoot him in the headNow the purple thing is dead

I hate you,You hate meBarney's taken ecstasyThere you see him,lying on the floorSorry kids - no more purple dinosaur

I hate you,You hate meBarney's stung by a killer beeAnd now he's lying dead on the floorNo more purple dinosaur

I hate you,You hate meLet's be friends and kill BarneyWith a shotgun *BANG BANG*Barney on the floorNo more purple dinosaurI hate you,You hate meBut let's get together and KILL BarneyWith a great big bazookaWe blow off his headSorry kids but Barney's dead

I hate you,You hate meLet's tie barney to a treeWith a great big slugA a diss from me and youWon't you say you hate me too

I hate you,You hate me,Barney got stung by a killer bee,And now he's lying dead on the floor,No more purple dinosaur

I hate you,You hate me,Let's tie barney to a treeWith an axe to the back and a gun to the headPull the trigger Barney's dead

Deck the Halls with bloody dinoHahahahahahahahahaSee the nuke charge like a rhinoHahahahahahahahahaBarney's dead on Christmas dayHahahahahahahahahaNow There's nothing left to sayHahahahahahahahaha

Evil mind controller's goneHahahahahahahahahaHis remains lay on the lawnHahahahahahahahahaNow the world is safe againHahahahahahahahahaNo more counting one through tenHahahahahahahahaha

Barney's evil scheme is ruinedHahahahahahahahahaNow the studio is suin'HahahahahahahahahaOops! They ran out in less than an hourHahahahahahahahahaBarney has lost all his powerHahahahahahahahaha

Deck the halls with heads of BarneyHahahahahahahahahaServes him right for being crummyHahahahahahahahahaNow let's sing this song againHahahahahahahahahaThis song shall never endHahahahahahahahaha*
* Repeat

Take me out to kill BarneyTake me out to his showGet me a gun and a baseball batI don't care if you are too slowAnd we'll shoot, shoot, shoot, to kill BarneyUntil he hits the floorFor it's one, two, three, gunshots woundsNo more dinosaur

TIC-TAC-TOE

THREE IN A ROW
BARNEY GOT SHOT BY gi joe
took hem to the doctor and the docter said
"oops, barneys dead
he got shot in the head
don't worry about the body
just flush it down the potty
and round and round it goes
naraly naraly naraly naraly thats all i knows

Many lawsuits have been started by both Barney and his producers, the PurpleNazi Production Company. Aka Hitler, Castro and Stalin inc. As with "Happy Birthday," any time you sing one of these songs in public, chances are good someone will hear you and file a lawsuit.
And if you search Barney attacks, a chick was in a Barney costume doing a show, when a bunch of college dudes got drunk, came on stage, and started beating the S*** out of her she was in the hospital with a concussion. Seriously, google it.