Shop Talk

The Secretary

The prim appointed bureaucratic c*** who will probe for all sorts of information for her boss.. but no credit check, no desire for purchases, just information. I feel like a whore for these people.

What's even better is when they aren't listed as even an authorized user on their boss's personal wireless account.. and you can hear the crestfallen hurt they feel.. as if they're purple heart veterans forgotten by their own generals.

"But..I DO ALL THE BUSINESS FOR MR. SUCH AND SUCH AND I USUALLY HAVE NO PROBLEM ADDING STUFF FOR HIM ALL THE TIME, HEH, HEH, HEH (forced, haughty laughter)."

"I'm sorry, ma'am, I only need a moment of your boss's time to verify the last four of his social."