"A drunk stammers out" joke

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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.''The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''So the drunk says it to the second priest.The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests.The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''

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They came upon a cemetary. Rastus says: Fifi, how about I prop you up on one of these tombstones. and we'll knock off a little piece. Fifi snaps back, Rastus, you know I get a rash on my back when we do that. Rastus keeps saying, Oh, it'll be just fine Fifi. Fifi finally gives in and lets Rastus put her up on the tombstone. In a liitle while, Fifi says, "Rastus, do I have a rash on my back? Rastus replies: Fifi, I don't know about your back, but yo ass done died in 1923.

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Henry: It is really funny. I was just about to add this joke to the website and saw it here!

Mike Dougherty: This is seriously my favorite joke ever. I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed. A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me. (I guess she spread it around.)

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