Oh Ronnie, CysticGal and CysticLady always have faux-boyfriends around. It is usually consummated by one of us pointing at a boy and declaring he is our boyfriend. Occassionally a boy is alerted to this status, but then he is not fun anymore. CL

Indeed, that is one method to having a faux-boyfriend. "Declaration-By-Force" Faux Boyfriends. However, the ones referred to above are more the "Faux by Choice" Boyfriends, meaning that they are men I love and adore and for one reason or another, there is 0% chances of me having sex with them. Of this fact, we are mutually aware.