Flo Rida Lost A Rap Battle To Bo Dallas On WWE Raw

WWE announced Flo Rida’s ‘My House’ as an official song for WrestleMania, and pointed out the rapper in the front row of Miami’s Raw. That caught the attention of the Social Outcasts — Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel and Adam Rose — and they invited him into the ring for a battle. A rap battle. Against Bo Dallas. Sorry, Bo Rida.

Now, if you’re a regular reader you know I’ve been hot about the Flo Rida/Heath Slater rivalry for years. Whenever Flo shows up, he makes a point to push Slater around. Everyone expected the same to happen here, and then Bo Dallas spits hot fire and destroys him at his own job on live television.

To be fair, it’s less about Bo Dallas being good at rapping and more about Flo Rida being terrible, but watch the clip. It’s not even close. Flo Rida looks like he can’t remember what he’s supposed to say next. He is legitimately getting KO’d by Irwin R. Schyster’s dorkiest son in a kengol hat and chain. Unreal.

Flo Rida should never be allowed to show his face in popular music again.

It’s especially great because we’ve come full circle. First, we had an rapper manhandling a professional fighter. Now, we have a professional fighter out rapping a rapper. In a way, it’s an even better resolution than Flo Rida getting powerbombed off a stage.

Didn’t even get the Ric Flair Woooo right. His music is the epitome of meaningless mindless fluff. It was extremely satisfying to see him exposed on live television. BTW, JBL’s favorite song of his is “Apple Bottom Jeans.” I’d kill to hear what JBL was saying about him off air.