Sunday, May 05, 2013

What, you're back? It could be understood if you want to take a break after those last two heartbreakers, which followed the same script. A recap, Mad Libs-style:

In Game (number), (Dodger player) hurt his (body part) and we anxiously await to see if he'll join the rest of his teammates on the DL. The Giants amped up the dramatics for their raucous home crowd, winning with a walk-off homer by (hated Giants player) off (useless Dodger reliever).

Let's take a look at the answers:

Game #

Dodger injury

body part

Giants hero

LP

1

A. Gonzalez

neck

O. Pubes

Beli

2

J. Hairston

leg

G. Quiroz

League

3

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Now it's time to guess who will play which role in today's gut-wrenching loss! Then, because it's Cinco de Mayo, drown your sorrows in (tequila/cerveza/mezcal). ¡Salud!