The guy from Dallas Carter High in the Friday Night Lights movie. I’d hit him so hard, it’d knock the sucker right out of his coach’s mouth. Go, MOJO!

Are there any who’d give you a hard time?

None. I can tell you who I wouldn’t have trouble with: the Georgia Tech QB in Rudy. He seemed to go down pretty easy.

Which fictional team would you want to play for?

Remember the Titans? Julius Campbell and I would’ve made a mean one-two punch.

You need a female co-star—who’s it going to be?

Jennifer Aniston. Franchise pick.

Know anyone else who’d make a good Hollywood player?

Two of my Texans teammates: [Tackle] Shaun Cody (below left) has movies written all over him, and I could see [center] Ben Jones being on Duck Dynasty.

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Pick an agent: Jerry Maguire or Bob Sugar.

Sugar was shady. Jerry was all off-field drama. I’ll stick with mine.

And this being Hollywood, you need a catch phrase. . . .To quote a great American hero from the newsroom at Ball State: “Boom goes the dynamite!”

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