Golden Globes: The 5 top Tina Fey-Amy Poehler moments

Note to Seth MacFarlane: Good luck on the Oscar gig, Seth. In case you haven't heard, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler killed it as the hosts of the Golden Globes Sunday night.

They were funny, smart and managed to get in some real digs without drawing too much blood. Sure, they had some help from Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig (who were the best presenters ever) and from Jodie Foster with a speech accepting a lifetime achievement award that will probably be talked about for days in Hollywood.

But it was the Fey-Poehler show and the only thing wrong with the telecast was that the two weren't on stage enough. Seth, in case you want to take notes, here are the best of Fey and Poehler from the Globes:

1) Fey: "Ricky Gervais could not be here tonight because technically, he is no longer in show business." Adds Poehler: "We have no intention of being offensive because as Ricky learned last year, when you run afoul of the Hollywood foreign press, they make you host the show two more times."

2) Poehler on director Kathryn Bigelow: "I haven't been following the controversy about 'Zero Dark Thirty,' but when it comes to torture, I'll trust the lady who was married to James Cameron for three years." (That one drew more oohs and ahs that any other joke.)

3) Fey on Anne Hathaway in "Les Miserables": "I have never seen anyone alone and so abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars."

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4) Poehler on a surprise appearance by former President Bill Clinton: "Wow, what a special guest! That was Hillary Clinton's husband!"

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