When you see people doing no-touch knockouts, they are not using martial arts.
They are using Sorcery Most Foul.
These people are wizards, and you should be wear of them, lest they asssail you with fireballs and magic missiles.
Thank you for mentioning Silat in the original post. I'm campaigning for a "Silat Sucks Month," and wizardry is one of the reasons why.

We all know there is only one way to deal with wizards....BURN THEM AT STAKE! BURN THEM ALL! LET THE NECROMANCERS AND SORCERERS BE REDUCED TO ASH! Remember, my congregation, the way to send a soul to heaven is to give the body hell.

We all know there is only one way to deal with wizards....BURN THEM AT STAKE! BURN THEM ALL! LET THE NECROMANCERS AND SORCERERS BE REDUCED TO ASH! Remember, my congregation, the way to send a soul to heaven is to give the body hell.

PSSST!

Vince Tortelli is a witch....

If you can't laugh at yourself,Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.