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In an effort to cut government expenditure, the public will be allowed to catch and eat minor members of the Royal Family from today, it has been announced. There are reports that two of them are already “missing, [read...]

Websites catering to the tastes of housebound onanists claim the recent wedding has created a market for porn with a royal flavour. “We weren’t prepared for this”, says industry boss Ed Siegel. “We’ve had to rush out a bunch of new titles such as Windsor Spit Roast, [read...]

The National Rifle Association says it’s no coincidence that Meghan Markle “bailed out” of the US as the incidence of spree shooting went up. “We don’t take kindly to people who jump ship”, says NRA spokesman Ray Carr. [read...]

The army is on standby after the Duke and Duchess of Sussex start their honeymoon leaving the county without leadership. The trouble is likely to centre around the wretched hive of scum and villainy known locally as “Eastbourne” [read...]

Over 2000 commoners trapped inside the grounds of Windsor Castle have been told they won’t be allowed to leave until the place is clean and tidy. Those commoners who tried to get away a bit early to beat the rush found the portcullis locked and the drawbridge raised to prevent them from leaving. [read...]