Friday, December 23, 2005

Jacko, meet Jacko

Dear little Jacko, you could learn some things from future Jacko. First, retire after Thriller. That way you go out a legend. Also, avoid surgeons and having pedophilic sex with little boys. Otherwise you'll end up looking like a Cambodian Drag King living in Bharain with Jermaine and Tito constantly hitting you up for mall money.