Diplomatic pouch and immunity DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY omg this is awesome, wait, now I don't care because it's awesome. Cobra New Jersey FTW.

Although this does remind me a wee bit of the Joker's use of diplomatic immunity, and now I contemplate a crossover. I think CC would want nothing to do with the Joker, though. Doom, OTOH, those two would get along pretty well once they had a little shoving match-dicksizing.

Tomax - "Cobra Commander, we have a terrific new bioweapon deployment system. We call them Pokeballs"

Xamot - "We're still not sure about that name to be honest, the focus groups start to snicker when we write it down. But thanks to Cobra-La technology we've genetically engineered some remarkable creatures. Look, this one is a cross between a squirrel and an electric eel, and this one is a combination of a standard newt and a flamethrower"

Destro - "And the dimensionally transcendental technology we got from that alien who looked a lot like me allows us to have the creatures fit into a sphere no larger than 10 centimeters across, no matter how large they are"

Major Bludd - "And look, we've recruited a couple of experts to help us utilise these remarkable beings... I'll let them introduce themselves with a little something I composed myself

Cobra Commander - "Oh gods no...."

Jessie - "Prepare for trouble!"

James - "Make it double!"

Jessie - "To protect the world from devastation!"

James - "To unite all peoples within our nation!"

Jessie - "To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

James - "To extend our reach to the stars above!"

Cobra Commander - "That does it. Shoot them, dump the bodies where they'll never be found and never speak of this again."

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