House of Debbie

Where we reach for the stars and draw them

Well, it's that time of year again.... I know everyone has
gotten a look at the prom pictures from last year; well
someone has sent me a fresh batch of pictures for your view
pleasure.

So without further ado, let's get on with the hot mess you
know and love:

Choir robes

Naked

Less is definitely not more

Bird Leg Betty

Prom or swimming?

Blunder Woman

The back's no better

Almost but no cigar

The last hurrah

Who is the girl... nevermind

I don't know what's worse: the girl on the left's
(yeah, yeah,I know it's hard to tell) jacket or that
spiky black carrots on her head called hair. Maybe
it's not a jacket; it could be a choir robe from a
new wave church. Whatever it is, it's a mess. Her
date doesn't fair much better. Is that a curl in his
head? Lord help him if it is; it's 2004... that that
mess out of your head.

It's a sad state of affairs to see that these girl
are still sneaking out of their houses wearing
hotties... Ladies, I know you want to be women, but
let's still keep the prom sacred by not trying to
expose as much of your breast as possible.... show
some decorum. Her locks like it took five minutes to
do, just like her dress look like it took five
minutes to make. Her date has a bit more potential,
if it wasent for the t-shirt he threw on... uh..
where's your shirt and tie at young man? Oh and the
jacket is a bit long and big for ya.

It seems like every year there's some girl that wants
to show up at the prom naked. Someone's been watching
too many rap videos... even Ebony magazine won't
consider this appropriate prom wear... This is way
too much playing for a young woman... respect
yourself and others will too. And your parents should
be strung up for allowing you to be tattooed... The
sista girl to the right needs to be whipped for being
tattooed... That top looks inspired by Logan's Run
and that hair looks like she just stepped out of the
pool. Get it together ladies... And get a load of the
crowd. They're like, I can't believe these girls came
out like this... but then again...

We get another shot of this horrid dress... even more
shocking is the fact that her feet are gripping the
front of her shoes... No ma'am! If you got bird legs,
please don't show them and don't flaunt body you
DON'T have! OOOOH! And look at her date! Is that one
of the old members of Kriss Kross? You wear a suit at
the prom... he looks like he's ready to grab a mike
and start beatboxing!

I got one word to describe the girl in the center's
gown: Homemade. Don't copy from last year's girl!
Besides, to be honest, you don't have enough to fill
the bikini top! No sir! I think the coursage on your
arm covers more thant the dress. Security is not
doing it's job... turn your head the other way!
They're trying to get in!

Last year, they were wearing Xena-inspired outfits...
now it's Wonder Woman. Just call her Blunder Woman.
And she doens't need to wear bracelets, the bullets
don't want to touch her. At least her date is a bit
more presentable. I just want to know how these girls
are gettin out of the house--they must be stopped.
The girl in grey is showing a bit much too... and
those ghetto updo's they're sporting arent't cute.

Here's a back show of Blunder's outfit... sigh...

She almost passes... the short is a bit short for a
prom. A little more restraint and you got it.

I know, I know...

Pregnant girls should be able to go to prom too...
but that silver dress is hideous... and footies to
the prom? Lord!

And although the guy on the right didn't actually
attend the prom, I have to say his hair is NAPPY!!!
Comb your 'do! When it gets out of style and you
gotta comb it, expect some pain!!! I suggest just
cutting it all off. Why guys choose to look like
bums I'll never know... just don't complain about
not being able to get a good job.

Another homemade nightmare... must have been a sale
at So Fro Fabrics. They look like the should be in a
dance troop rather than going to the prom. I know I
shouldn't say it, but, who do you think is the more
feminine one?

And on a final note, I do not know where to get any of
these outfits, so don't email me asking for them... I'll read you
like I've done the others...