Okay, so that PG version wasn’t the last 300 mashup I’ll post. I lied. But come on, you should have seen that coming. Besides, this one was too good to pass up. Click the link, you’ll love it. Especially if you’re gay.

Here. As you read, keep in mind that you’ve considered doing just that in the past, so don’t judge too quickly. On the other hand, school principals should be held to a higher standard than the common chimp. Or even a really exceptional chimp who can pick its nose with its feet or something.

I might be a little obsessed with this movie, yes. And it’s unhealthy. And I don’t care. It’s a two hour war-gasm. Awesome. But for those of you who have small children or something, here’s the PG version.