PROTECT YOUR COMPUTER FROM CORONAVIRUS TODAY

Apr 19, 2020
• by Boomer Resistor

WHILE WE ARE SEEING A DECREASE IN THE NUMBER OF CORONAVIRUS CASES IN THE HUMAN POPULATION THERE IS ANOTHER EPIDEMIC ON THE RISE AND THAT IS THE NUMBER OF CASES OF COMPUTERS INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS. IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE TAKE AS MANY PRECAUTIONS AS POSSIBLE TO ENSURE THEIR SYSTEM IS NOT AT RISK OF INFECTION. IF YOU SUSPECT YOUR COMPUTER MIGHT BE INFECTED ALREADY THEN YOU NEED TO QUARANTINE IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THERE ARE ALSO SOCIAL DISTANCING TECHNIQUES THAT YOU CAN EMPLOY THAT WILL DECREASE THE RISK FOR OLDER COMPUTERS THAT YOU MAY COME INTO CONTACT WITH. IT WILL BE A COMMUNAL EFFORT BUT WE WILL DEFEAT THIS VIRUS AND WE WILL SECURE THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OUR COMPUTERS.

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THIS VIRUS IS BAD, ITS THE ELECTRONIC EQUIVALENT OF SARS AND THAT DRUG IN FLORIDA THAT MAKES YOU EAT PEOPLE COMBINED INTO ONE FLU. CHINESE ARE VERY SKILLED AT COMPUTERS AND ESPECIALLY THE HACKING AND USING THE DARK WEB. MY SON TELLS ME THAT ALL OF THE MAJOR VIRUSES FOR THE LAST DECADE WERE FROM CHINA JUST BECAUSE THEY FELT LIKE FUCKING WITH US. THE VIRUS WILL INFECT ALL FILES AND IF THE COMPUTER IT INFECTS IS OLD OR IN POOR HEALTH IT WILL CORRUPT EVERY FILE INTO CHINESE LETTERS SO YOU CANNOT READ YOUR EMAILS AND BLUE SCREEN ERRORS WILL CONTINUOUSLY POP UP. TO KEEP YOUR COMPUTERS RISK OF INFECTION AT A MINIMUM YOU SHOULD INSTALL A VPN BUT NOT NORDVPN BECAUSE THEIR NAME IS PROBLEMATIC AS IT ENVISIONS A WHITE NORMATIVE WORLD.

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THEY SAY THAT AN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM CAN HELP AND I HAVE FOUND THAT THE BEST ANTIVIRUS PROGRAMS INSTALL THEMSELVES ON YOUR COMPUTER IN ADVANCE LIKE AN ANTIBODY JUST SEARCH FOR BAD SITES TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. YOUR COMPUTERS IMMUNE SYSTEM IS YOURS TO BUILD, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR DO SO BEFORE THE SECOND WAVE OF THE VIRUS, THE ELECTRONIC WAVE, HITS US AND DECIMATES OUR INFRASTRUCTURE.

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QUARANTINING A SICK COMPUTER IS A MUST AND ITS CONFUSING TO DO FOR MANY PEOPLE. YOUR FILES AND OPERATING SYSTEM BEING INFECTED MEANS YOU WILL NEED TO QUARANTINE THEM AT MINIMUM 14 TO 21 DAYS. SINCE THE VIRUS IS ONLY TRANSMITTABLE TO HUMANS THROUGH OTHER HUMANS OR ANIMALS TOUCHING THE COMPUTER YOURSELF IS FINE BUT IT COULD INFECT OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU WILL NEED TO PUT THE COMPUTER AWAY IN A REMOTE LOCATION OF THE HOUSE WHERE OTHER DEVICES WILL NOT BE AT RISK. IT IS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR COMPUTER TO STAY HEALTHY DURING THIS QUARANTINE SO MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THE COMPUTER LOTS OF FLUIDS, ENSURE IT IS DEFRAGGED PROPERLY, AND MAKE SURE THE FIREWALL IS WORKING. CHANGING YOUR WIFI PASSWORD IS ALSO A GOOD IDEA SO THAT IT CANNOT USE THE AIRWAVES TO SPREAD TO OTHER DEVICES AS WELL. THE QUARANTINE OF THE DEVICE COULD SAVE ITS LIFE AND YOU SHOULD TAKE THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS AS SOON AS YOUR ANTI VIRUS ALERTS YOU OF THE PRESENCE OF THE CORONAVIRUS.

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SOCIAL DISTANCING CAN SAVE THE OLDER DEVICES IN YOUR HOUSE FROM CERTAIN DEMISE IF APPROPRIATELY DONE SO IT IS IMPORTANT TO KEEP IN MIND IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF OLD DEVICES. ONE NOTE IS THAT THERE ARE REPORTS OUT NOW THAT SAY THAT DEVICES THAT SURVIVED Y2K ARE IMMUNE, BUT DEVICES CREATED AFTER THAT ARE NOT IMMUNE SO IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW YOUR HARDWARE. PENTIUM AND PENTIUM II PROCESSOR POWERED MACHINES ARE IMMUNE BUT SOME OLD PENTIUM III PROCESSORS WERE CREATED AFTER THE YEAR 2000 SO LOOK INTO THE MODEL NUMBER IF YOU HAVE THESE. THE PENTIUM LINE IS THE ONLY LINE I HAVE USED SO I CANNOT SPEAK FOR ANYTHING ELSE.

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FOR ALL OF THE NEWER DEVICES IN THE HOUSEHOLD LIKE MY GRANDSONS NETBOOK AND IPOD (NOTE: I DO NOT SUPPORT APPLE AS THEY ARE CAPITALISTS, MY SON ALLOWED HIM TO BUY IT) I PUT IN LEAD POUCHES WHEN NOT IN USE SO THEY CANNOT BE AFFECTED BY OUTSIDE ELECTRONICS. A CHEAPER SOLUTION IS TO WRAP THEM IN TINFOIL BUT THIS IS NOT AS SAFE AND NOT RECOMMENDED. FINALLY KEEP IN MIND THAT SOCIAL DISTANCING ALSO APPLIES TO SOCIAL MEDIA. REFRAIN FROM 'POKING' YOUR FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND CONSIDER NOT COMMENTING ON INSTAGRAM PHOTOS OR TWITTERS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. TOGETHER WE CAN REDUCE THE SPREAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS BY PROPERLY ADHERING TO THE SOCIAL AND SOCIAL MEDIA DISTANCING ADVISORIES IN EFFECT.

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IT IS A TOUGH TIME FOR EVERYONE RIGHT NOW AND WE HAVE TO BE DILIGENT IN ORDER TO KEEP OURSELVES AND OUR COMPUTERS SECURE FROM THE DEADLY CORONAVIRUS. THE CONSEQUENCES FOR NOT PROPERLY PROTECTING YOUR COMPUTER ARE BAD, TRUST ME I ACCIDENTALLY CHANGED MY COMPUTER TO USE CHINESE ONE DAY AND I HAD TO HAVE MY NEPHEW FIX IT FOR ME. QUARANTINE IS NOT JUST FOR PEOPLE, YOUR COMPUTER CAN GREATLY BENEFIT FROM IT AS WELL, TAKE TIME TO PLAN OUT AN AREA OF YOUR HOUSE IN CASE YOU NEED IT FOR SUCH PURPOSES. IN THE MEANTIME SOCIAL AND SOCIAL MEDIA DISTANCING IS KEY TO REDUCING THE SPREAD OF THIS VIRUS, DON'T SEND EMAILS OR TWEETS AND CONSIDER INVESTING IN LEAD BAGS FOR YOUR DEVICES TODAY. BY WORKING TOGETHER WE WILL BE ABLE TO ERADICATE THE CORONAVIRUS AND REBUILD OUR COMMUNITIES. STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

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You are performing an invaluable public service! I wondered why my pc has been giving me trouble. Lo and behold, I discovered it has covid19. Keep up the excellent work. Now that CNN has been arrested, the general public will need a new reliable source of news and information!

You are performing an invaluable public service! I wondered why my pc has been giving me trouble. Lo and behold, I discovered it has covid19. Keep up the excellent work. Now that CNN has been arrested, the general public will need a new reliable source of news and information!

You are performing an invaluable public service! I wondered why my pc has been giving me trouble. Lo and behold, I discovered it has covid19. Keep up the excellent work. Now that CNN has been arrested, the general public will need a new reliable source of news and information!

In other news, a technology insider has revealed that Twiiter and Facebook users will be asked to apply ‘social distancing guidelines’ to thier related posts by requiring users to maintain at least six blank posts between user comments. This follows on the heels of the discovery of a new strain of coofid19 has evolved to infect personal computers using the Intel CPU architecture. Film at 11.