I don’t know about you, but I have had enough of this presidential race.

The GOP apparently has too, because they contacted me this morning to ask if I’d consider a third-party run against their presumptive nominee. I’ve accepted, but on the condition that Archie the Drunken Chihuahua be my running mate.

“Of course!” they said. “We were actually hoping you would give him the top of the ticket…”

This week is filled with appointments and meeting preparations for exciting new developments in my career, in addition to an enormous amount of writing and research on another project.

I cannot divulge at this time what that project is, but soon I will reveal it to you all and I’m certain your collective minds will be blown. If you think you know just how bad the divorce racket is now, you ain’t seen nothing yet.