Not exactly sure what prompted these German football fans to storm the field, but two things stick out: 1) The massive amount of riot police. Are they there for every game? 2) The creative ways some of the hooligans used to try and cover their faces, so as not to be recognized.

This thing reads like a bad ESPN movie: star high school basketball player charged with sexually assaulting underage girl, well meaning coach steps in and offers to meet with family and give them $1000 to drop the charge. Now, both coach and player have been arrested.

And by “pinning” we don’t mean like giving someone your fraternity pin. We mean like he’s accused of having sex with her. Benjamin E. Flavin, 20, former coach at Lundahl Middle School (IL) was charged with aggravated criminal sexual abuse.

The first alleged incident against Nelson Table Tennis coach Bryan Keane was way back in 1987. There’s a joke about balls and paddles in there somewhere, but we’re too lazy today to try and pull it out.