Hi, you may or may not know who I am. My name is Sequoia, and I run CleanBox Entertainment. Well, folks, I could use your help with my latest hair-brained scheme.

You're undoubtedly familiar with at least part of the roller coaster I've been on with the Howard Stern Show. First, there was the Killers of Comedy. We were on top of the world until that went down in flames. Then I was promoting Artie Lange appearances--all on non-refundable deposits of course--right up until his infamous crash and burn. I momentarily landed on my feet with the Ronnie Mund Block Party, only to have that yanked out from under me a year later, sitting on the beach in Jamaica with all the guys, flat broke.

It's been quite the ride. Most of you receiving this email were in one way or another a part of the experience, and I'm very grateful for that.

I've decided to try something new in an effort to redesign my promoter status: being a stage dad. Please take a look at my 4 year old son’s rap video and help spread it around the Internet.