Presidential candidate and cupcake bitchboy Donald Trump turns 70 today; yes, the world has known his whiny, beige horror for seven decades, now.

While we watch in horror as Trump continues pick up with legitimate speed, hurling towards the November election--using things like the Orlando massacre as tools of fear-mongering and power--a special, 24-hour Chrome extension, brought to you by Gawker, allows you to physically infantilize the racist, xenophobic, budding tyrant as he should always be seen.