Did Kim Kardashian Trade Her Ass for a Vogue Cover?

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful mermaid with red hair who just wanted legs. Legs, that's all. Things to walk along the beach and collect shells on. She fell in love with this guy, and the pull to walk the sandy, palm tree-lined shores only became greater, because she probably wanted to do the dirty in the sand with him as well (though she was poorly advised in wanting that, because have you ever? Ugh). After suffering the hankering for legs for so long, she met this evil sea thing named Ursula, who, upon receiving her soul (and her voice), gave her legs, and she lived happily ever after in the sexy, sandy sand.

And that's what sounds like happened to ol' Kim Kardashian here -- ever since Anna Wintour of Vogue offered her the cover of her coveted magazine, it would appear that Kim's gone and traded in (?) her most precious asset -- her ass. Where'd that thing even go?

Are we surprised? Yes. Will Kim end up like the aforementioned little mermaid, happier than a fish out of water, in the arms of her forever prince? Well, for awhile, maybe. But I wouldn't go putting that big old donk away into storage any time soon ... you never do know when you might need to shimmy out of an uncomfortable situation, and Ariel knew that, too.

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ENOUGH already. She is still a classless, talentless, TRAMP who has no skills except being a trashy reality personn and VOGUE should be embarrassed and ashamed, she and her angry, sociopathic boyfriend totally demean VOGUE. I will NEVER buy or support any advertiser in VOGUE again. If everyone does the same maybe this media frenzy over these two disgusting parasites will end.

This is Kim's butt when she loses weight. She always had a bit of a butt It got very large after she got pregnant. Her major post pregnancy weight was mostly on her boobs&butt. Now that she's losing weight her butt is going down and so are her boobs. Thank God! That butt was scary. She needs a surrogate the next time.

this is the most stupidest and ridiculous article ive ever read, your website sounds like its being managed by a 15 year old teenager.and comparing her to te little marmaid? are you serious? what does a vogue cover have to do with the disney movie, also what do you mean if she traded her butt?please explain to me how is it possible to trade a butt?please forward this to your supervisor, you make no sence and should have not be allowed to made this stupid article public.