Goodnight Trump: A Parody

Turn out the lights on another endless day in Trump's America with this sharp parody of Goodnight Moon by the bestselling duo behind Goodnight Bush — this time putting to bed America's most yugely bad president ever.

In the very classy room
There was a golden mirror
And a silver spoon
And a broadcast of —

Alternative facts from a Fox newsroom...

Parodying the soothing incantations of TEXTGoodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown with illustrations by Clement Hurd, Goodnight Trump opens in the very classy golden bedroom of the White House, where it is bedtime for the 45th President of the United States.

In this wickedly funny update to the bedtime classic, readers bid goodnight to this very stable genius, his comfort animal (what else but a Playboy bunny), some Russian friends, and 12 Diet Cokes a day.

Goodnight Trump is a perfect gift for those who lean to the left — offering readers the chance to put America's man-child-in-chief to bed early, so children everywhere can have sweet dreams without fear of being torn from their homes and families.