FLORENCE, Italy, April 3 (UPI) — Prosecutors in Florence, Italy, accuse a Roman Catholic priest in the city of committing fraud by collecting $6 million through staging phony exorcisms.

The Rev. Francesco Saverio Bazzoffi is alleged to have used an organization he founded, the House of the Sainted Archangels, to collect donations from spectators at public exorcisms he performed at his organization’s headquarters, The Telegraph, a British newspaper, reported.

If I weren’t as kind and caring as I happen to be (see post below), I might fully support taking money from the willingly stupid.

Alas, I’m far too nice. Like pie. A big slice of nice pie. In the hands of a giant monkey.