What ever happened to the good ol' pirates vs. ninja discussion? as a religion of pirates I believe that THIS IS HERETICAL -------> As a fnatic who has defended pirtaes honor across facebook and the ocasional debate team meeting I think theat we have let ninjas use thier shadowy trickery to steal thier way into our minds so take of your dusty monocles and take a good hard look in the mirror (unless you have benn hitting the beer volcanoe results best made when sober) Just remember pirates dont take shit from anyone unlike ninjas whom are wimps and not the chosen people I hope you make the right choice...

This pirate wench ran her post through the babelfish pirate translator and hopes this will help:

babelfish wrote:Aye, CrazyFanatic, you make some sense.

But if you join us down at the Benbow for a round of Captains Delights with Brasso Chasers, you'll quickly find that a ninja is convenient for putting your drinks on his tab, as he won't break cover to object.

Welcome abored, ye scurvy newe recroot!

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

CrazyFanatic wrote:What ever happened to the good ol' pirates vs. ninja discussion? as a religion of pirates I believe that THIS IS HERETICAL -------> ...

YArrr...

We saw off several ninja infestations here matey (Dukes where are you blaggard?) and there's bin peace for many moons now. We be more concerned with other creative exploits these days, like Playbilge centrefolds, insulting one another, telling saucy tales and trying to talk like landlubbers.

The ninja's are like the cub scouts. Kiddies become a ninja and move onto piratism as they get older. No conflict, it's the FSM's may of touchng younger minds.

Our Flyer, Who drink in heaven, FSM be thy name, Thy ketchup come, Thy sauce be done, On earth as it's served in heaven. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,As we forgive those who serve it to us. And lead us not into takeaways, Who deliver pizzas so evil. For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti. For breakfast and dinner, RAmen