What’s more, true to the avatar I created for this endeavor, I managed to post on average more than once a day, for a whopping 400 posts! (Yeah I kinda timed that one, I’m big on symbols)

If we average each post at 700 words each, that’s 280 000 words, which roughly translates in more than 2 Harry Potter Novels!

I set out to prove to myself that I could post quality content on the net, to stop rambling in my gaming buddies inboxes and to become a better DM through introspection and discussion.

What I never expected was that it would make me into a better writer and actually get readers who weren’t in my game group or related to me!

I never, ever believed that I’d last a year, much less garner more than 550 subscribed readers from all over the world. Said subscribers, along with occasional/regular readers, drop for a visit here more than 45 000 times a month!

Thank you all for making this pet project of mine the addictive bundle of satisfaction it has become.

What’s next for the upcoming year? I’m not sure. My professional life is undergoing an early midlife crisis and I’ve been in a holding pattern for something big for quite some time. The outcome of which will shape what happens here. I’ll keep you all posted, this I promise.

Now what I’d like from you all is gifts! Yay! Oh not money, I hope I never get to that point.

I’d like you to share with me (and the readers) one thing you are particularly fond of, something that made you smile, something you created or something you think others would appreciate.

Post it in the comments please.

For instance, it could be (please indicate if it’s not safe for work (NSFW)) :

A funny Youtube movie

A recipe you like

An insightful Forum post

Your best Blog post

Someone else’s best blog post

A link to a good free E-book

A link to an awesome song

It can be a shy hello from someone who never, ever comments

Anything cool, nice, funny or fun!

It doesn’t have to be about RPGs, it should be a bit geeky, but you’re giving so I’m not complaining.

For those who have never created Hyperlinks here’s a quick formula you can copy and paste:

<a href=”url”>Text to be displayed</a>

Where “url” = the web address (inside quotation marks)

and “Text to be displayed” is a word to replace the link like ‘Best Cookie Recipe”.

Now don’t be surprised if my Anti-Spam eats your comment. It’s to be expected. I’ll manually approve all blocked comments every hour.

I thank you all profusely for being such wonderful readers and commenters.

Directions:
Chop onion into big chunks. Throw into bottom of crockpot. Put chicken on top of onions. Pour soy sauce over chicken. Sprinkle chicken with sesame seeds. Cook in crockpot until chicken is done. You can open it and baste the chicken with the sauce if you want, but you don’t have to. It comes out super tasty (as do all things made in a crockpot!)

This may be as much a curse as a present, but if you haven’t heard of it, check out Dwarf Fortress. On the one hand, learning about dwarven underground farming techniques is great for fluffing out your setting; on the other, at least for me, this is the most addicting and time-devouring game of all time. Even though I’m terrible at it.

To make up for it, I present Tales of MU by Alexandra Erin, a long-running serial novel whose premise is, roughly speaking, a D&D world advanced several centuries to an analog of the modern day — which plays host to a coming-of-age college drama. (Some chapters definitely NSFW, though.)

Drowtales – This was one of the first webcomics I ran across so I’m sure some or most of you have seen it before. Most of the art is rather well done. Some content there is NSFW. One thing that impressed me about it is how the clans are mapped out in a way that allows a rather wide variety of character types yet they still retain some common ties.

WHOOT ! Congrats. And I’d totally have subscribed earlier, except it took me this long to see the log in button WAY down at the bottom here. I’m not observant by any means

Ok.. so it doesn’t need to be about D&D. THat’s never stopped me from making it about D&D in the past. Never will in the future. D&D holds top place in my heart.. you know.. besides the kids and my husband… I swear. So here’s a site that gave my hubby and I several minutes of ZOMG coolness recently. Haven’t seen you linky to it anywaywhere yet.. but then again I’m new and I don’t read back soooooooo….

As for your gift, I present to you Freakangels, a completely free graphic novel from Warren Ellis. It’s a bit post-apocalyptic, but it’s well written (to be expect from Warren Ellis), and the art is very solid, and fits the story well. It updates every Friday, and there’s typically about 6 pages per update (that link is to the first episode).

As my gift I leave a comment because I just found this blog today looking at t-shirts! I think this might be an interesting thing to look into since I need help developing my DnD (much less DM) skills.

@Nitessine: A Planescape story? Awesome, Planescape is one of those concepts I ended preferring to read about it than actually playing it. Bookmarked!

@Kavonde: Yay! New game! Thanks!

@noisms: Thanks for the comment and welcome to the blog! The gift and making us discover your blog! Wow a 3 in 1!

@Ninetail: Nice Save and thanks for the bonus gift!

@Lanir: Nice poem, it’s a style I would never dare attempt, not knowing that type of English poetic vocabulary (I know it’s not the same, but I never actually read any Shakespeare… that’s what being a French Canadian Science Major does).

As for Drowtales, I will look it up, I’m always willing to look at scantily clad dark elf beauties!

@Tom: I do know of LFG, I’ve yet to start reading it, thanks for bumping it up my list. I’m so caught up by Girl Genius I tend to neglect the others.

@Graywulf: Wonderful cake! I edited the post to show it!

@Mea: When I meant subscribing I meant the RSS feed (so you can read my post from a RSS reader… the little orange icon just below my smiling avatar links to that).

That being said, thanks for the link to gamer bling! Me likes gamer lootz!

@Felonius: That’s okay, the blog ain’t going anywhere for at least another year… come back whenever you can! Thanks for the Online Novel!

Congratulations!
None of my myriad of attempts to get myself on the web have lasted more than 6 months, a whole year seems inconceivable. Wow! I’ve only started reading your Blog within the last couple of weeks, but it’s definitely one of the better ones that I keep track of.

Congratulations, Chatty! Musings is one of my favorite RPG blogs, and you’ve had a great year. I hope your emergence from your holding pattern is one that lets you continue your excellent posting here, even if you can’t make the — insane! — number of posts you’ve made in the past year.

Awesome, awesome job. My hat’s off to you.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t make my gift a link to Gnome Stew. We turned 100 GMing articles and two months old in July, and with a crew of great authors and readers, it’s by far the coolest thing I’ve ever worked on online.

Congratulations, Chatty! I want to thank you for opening up my eyes about gaming/DM blogs. For some reason, they were never on my radar until I stumbled across yours. Now there are several I visit as a daily ritual.

Although I hold Girl Genius in high standards as one of my all-time favorite webcomics, I also enjoy the comedy sci-fi stylings of Good Ship Chronicles.

Grats Chatty! As I am a little late to the party, please allow me to present a gift of…story! These events happened about 7 years ago during a whirlwind tour or real history campaign I DMed. It was one of the best games I’ve had the privelege of being involved in, and I originally posted them to Paizo.com on the DM kill board. They were funny tales, and deserved to be re-told. My Posting name is Donovan Vig (favorite folk singer with norse word for BATTLE!). If you scroll down, you will see the entries. I recommend reading some of the others as well.

Also, the first one is not quite NSFW, but close. Fortunately, the website itself is safe (according to my government computer network) ENJOY!

Congrats, Chatty on making it a full year and with an insane number of posts to boot. You are a definite stop during my day (normally a few times to see the quality follow-up comments) and I can always look forward to something insight and thought-provoking. Here’s to another great year even if it is tamer due to your RL commitments.

Here’s an old standard with our group to listen to especially when a newbie joins and plays the wizard. It mostly okay for work but does use a bad word so your mileage may vary.

Ancient Domains of Mystery, my favorite computer game. (Someone else mentioned ToME above, which is how I got into roguelikes, but ADoM is by far my favorite.)

A recipe for adobo, the best thing to come from the Philippines:
Cubes of pork. (Four pounds of pork fed a group of seven, including four hungry boys.) You can use other meat, but pork is best. Cubes ensure even cooking.
One tablespoon each soy sauce and vinegar per pound of meat.
Onions (half a large onion for those four pounds was pretty good.)
Garlic, salt and pepper to taste (for added legitimacy, throw in a few whole peppercorns.)

Throw all this in a big pot and simmer (no extra water, the pork will cook in its own juices) uncovered until all the liquid evaporates/boils. For extra flavor and awesome, then bake in a 350 degree (Farenheit) oven until it’s all brown and tasty-looking.

And some D&D themed origami, a combination of two of my biggest hobbies at a level of origami I won’t be able to do for a long time.

Well, congrats, and all that. Something that made me smile, and think a bit happened a few weeks ago. We rented a cottage on a lake and packed up the family for a little vacation. Surprisingly, there was a TV in the cottage, with rotating knobs and everything. Someone renting previously had left the remote control to a camcorder lying on top, that it took a few moments to realize went to a camcorder and not the TV.

The next night, I asked my 3 year old to turn down the volume of the TV, and she said, without pause or any willfullness, “I can’t Daddy, its the wrong remote.”

She has no idea of how to interact with a TV without a remote. Made me realize just what my parents felt like when I snubbed their 8-tracks.

My present for you is a link to one of the most funny RPGs I’ve ever read: Mazes & Minotaurs, by Olivier Legrand.

Inspired by an article written by Paul Elliott in his column Tempus Fugit in RPGNet, Olivier wrote the RPG D&D could have been if inspired by the Iliad, the Ancient world and the Harryhausen movies instead of Tolkien, the Medieval world and Vance’s novels ;).

1 large frying pan
approx. 1 lb ground meat (whichever meat you prefer. I’ve used beef, sausage, and turkey and they were all good)
1 med onion (or to taste) chopped however you like it
garlic (if you like it)
spices that you like
1 can canned corn (not creamed, the one with the kernels)
1 large can or bottle tomato/spaghetti sauce
macaroni or other short pasta (maybe a cup or two?)

I’ve added other vegetables too when I felt like it.

fry the meat with the garlic, onion, and spices until it’s done. Turn it down, add the sauce, corn, and macaroni, then cover and cook until it’s all hot and the pasta is done.

serves …. probably at least 4.

this is pretty easy to make bigger or smaller. It freezes and reheats very well (though you’ll probably want to cook the pasta a little bit less if it’s destined for freezing). It’s great the second day and is wonderful reheated and eaten with tortilla chips.

A whole year! Well, I’d say that you have done very well for yourself, & we are all the better for it. You have helped all of our games immensely, introduced us to other folks, entertained us, and gave us tons of topics to ponder and talk about. You’ve even inspired folks like me to start our own blogs, and were very gracious in helping us get started (Chatty put up with me emailing him for weeks while I asked tons of questions) All I can ever do is give you thanks!

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The Chatty DM is the "nom de plume" of gamer geek Philippe-Antoine Menard. He has been a GM for over 30 years. An award-winning RPG blogger and game designer, and a scriptwriter at Ubisfot. He squats a corner of Critical Hits he affectionately calls "Musings of the Chatty DM." (Email Phil or follow him on Twitter.)

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