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Destroy the English language with this search engine

http://www.gizoogle.net/
This is basically a website which will convert any text posted on a website into a "Ganstafied" version
Example from from first page of newcomer thread

Original:

Originally Posted by RaptoR

HI am new to the forums, as u see i go by code name RaptoR.

I was born in Zimbabwe and lived there for the first 17 yrs of my life. I know live in the UK but take annual visits to Zimbabwe and SA where i normally pick up a copy of NAG or 2. Reason i decided to join the forums is coz its nice to have people from the same part of the world as me with the same interests.

I love PC games, mainly FPS titles...I prefer to play online games as they are much more challenging! My favourite is Counterstrike Source. So please any one, this is an official invite to join me in-game. I normally play on SPAWNPOINT.com servers, visit the website if u want server address etc.

I would love to be able to attend a your peeps RAGE expo but unfortunately i dont see it happening :(
Well i said what i wanted to say (after 30 posts later) and i am glad i am a part of a sort of local gaming community!

Translated:

Originally Posted by RaptoR

HI be freshly smoked up ta tha forums, as u peep i go by code name RaptoR.

I started doin thangs up in Zimbabwe n' lived there fo' tha straight-up original gangsta 17 yrz of mah life. I know live up in tha UK but take annual visits ta Zimbabwe n' SA where i normally pick up a cold-ass lil copy of NAG and 2. Reason i decided ta join tha forums is coz its ill ta have gangstas from tha same stupid-ass part of tha ghetto as mah crazy ass wit tha same stupid-ass interests.

I ludd PC game, mainly FPS titles...I prefer ta play online game as they is much mo' challenging, mutha****a! My ****in most straight-up bangin is Counterstrike Source. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. So please any one, dis be a straight-up legit invite ta join mah crazy ass in-game. I normally play on SPAWNPOINT.com servers, git on over ta tha joint if u want server address etc.

I would ludd ta be able ta attend a yo' peeps RAGE expo but unfortunately i dont peep it goin down :(
Well i holla'd what tha **** i wanted ta say (after 30 posts later) n' i be glad i be a part of a sort of local gamin hood!

So basically I'm sharing this site in the hopes that people can post their most hilarious site translations

Re: Destroy the English language with this search engine

Lol that's awesome. Wonder what other sites there are that does different types of speaking english?

I lol'd so hard at this I created some images, look at the portraits as you're reading the following:

Original:

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

Translated:

I be Andrew Ryan, n' I'm here ta ask you a question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Is a playa not entitled ta tha sweat of his brow, biatch? 'No!' says tha playa up in Washington, 'It belongs ta tha mutha****in skanky.' 'No!' says tha playa up in tha Vatican, 'It belongs ta Dogg.' 'No!' says tha playa up in Moscow, 'It belongs ta everyone.' I rejected em lyrics; instead, I chose somethang different. I chose tha impossible. I chose... Rapture, a cold-ass lil hood where tha artist would not fear tha censor, where tha scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where tha pimped out would not be constrained by tha small, mutha****a! And wit tha sweat of yo' brow, Rapture can become yo' hood as well.

Daim that's hilarious! I can just picture Andrew Ryan with a pimp hat and golden cane decked with a purple suit :D

Re: Destroy the English language with this search engine

Da Architect - Yo mutha****a, Neo.

Neo - Who is yo slick ass biatch?

Da Architect - I be tha Architect. I pimped tha matrix. I've been waitin fo' you fo'sho. Yo ass have nuff thangs, n' although tha process has altered yo' consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ergo, a ****load of mah lyrics yo big-ass booty is ghon understand, n' a ****load of em yo big-ass booty is ghon not. Concordantly, while yo' first question may be da most thugged-out pertinent, you may and may not realize it be also irrelevant.

Neo - Why be I here biatch?

Da Architect - Yo Crazy-Ass thuglife is tha sum of a remainder of a unbalizzled equation inherent ta tha programmin of tha matrix. Yo ass is tha eventuality of a anomaly, which despite mah sincerest efforts I done been unable ta eliminizzle from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. While it remains a funky-ass burden to sedulously avoid it, it aint unexpected, n' thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

Re: Destroy the English language with this search engine

Bout three thangs I was straight-up positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Second, there was part of his ass n' I didn't give a **** how tha **** potent dat part might be dat thirsted fo' mah blood. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! And third, I was unconditionally n' irrevocably up in ludd wit his mutha****in ass.

And Dogg holla'd, “Let there be light,” n' boo-ya.. there was a ****load of weed. Dogg smelled dat tha chronic was phat, n' he separated tha light from tha darkness. Dogg called tha light “day,” n' tha darknizz he called “night.” And there was evening, n' there was morning" the first day.

Re: Destroy the English language with this search engine

Originally Posted by Grimnebulin

That's a fairly loaded assumption. One only has to look at the various reviews for any specific title to see that what you or I might classify as a great game, someone else won't. Sure, certain games may be more universally derided than others, but it remains entirely plausible that the devs indeed thought they'd produced a great game. What evidence is there to make us think otherwise?

Also, I think focusing on Cleric's initial statement does him a disservice, as a lot of what he says further makes completely reasonable sense. What goes on behind the scenes is always more complicated than we might imagine, and whilst outwardly it may appear that we're being fed bull****, it's never as straightforward as that. Are some companies in a position to be more upfront and honest in their PR responses than others? Like it or not, I'd said yes. That doesn't sit well with me, but it's a reality of running a business. The bigger the business, the greater the responsibility toward various branches in the company hierarchy.

I think it's also fair that we realise how volatile the industry is currently, and this also impacts on how carefully studios tread. Many of the missteps and PR mishaps are a result of a genuine trend of indecision, where a strategy of hedging bets becomes the go-to option because it's seen as being safer ground.

Are there far too many instances of studios being run by people who either aren't suited to the position, or lack a fundamental insight into the minds of gamers? Absolutely. And has been stated, we're the only ones who can guide the industry in the right direction. And I think that Zoop touched on what's perhaps the most relevant statement of the entire thread. We vote with our wallets, but we're simply not doing it. Take Diablo 3. The inflated price of the game, the release issue, the AH. And yet the game sold beyond expectation. That sends an unfortunate message; and where profit will always be a major focus, it's not the kind of message we want to be sending.

Turns into this eloquent masterpiece:

Thatz a gangbangin' fairly loaded assumption. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. One only has ta peep tha various props fo' any specific title ta peep dat what tha **** you and I might classify as a pimped out game, some mutha****a else won't. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Sure, certain game may be mo' universally derided than others yo, but it remains entirely plausible dat tha devs indeed thought they'd produced a pimped out game. What evidence is there ta make our asses be thinkin otherwise?

Also, I be thinkin focusin on Clericz initial statement do his ass a thugged-out disservice, as a ****load of what tha **** he says further makes straight-up reasonable sense. What goes on behind tha scenes be always mo' ****ed up than our crazy asses might imagine, n' whilst outwardly it may step tha **** up dat we're bein fed bull****, itz never as straightforward as dat fo' realz. Is some g-units up in a posizzle ta be mo' upfront n' honest up in they PR responses than others biatch? Like it and not, I'd holla'd yes. That don't sit well wit mah crazy ass yo, but itz a realitizzle of hustlin a funky-ass bidnizz. Da bigger tha bidnizz, tha pimped outer tha responsibilitizzle toward various branches up in tha company hierarchy.