If you are reading this post then that means I am not dead.

So y’all (multiculturallyness again) know that I have been wielding my awesomeness all around the internetty acronyms.

I am a fucking coder or some shit now.

Totally.

But dude, when I was all ‘Photoshop has my arse in a sling’ that was nothing, nothing I tellz ya compared to the complete arse kicking I am getting from resynching or redirecting or resomethingorother my feeds for this little ol’ blog.

Cause, dammit, I am feedburners bitch.

I am bending over and saying ‘please sir may I have another’?

So if you are reading this post, I am pretty sure that you didn’t come from a feedreader. Cause those bitches don’t wanna know me and my awesomely reshaped eyebrows.

Seriously. I have spent the whole day looking at the mirror going HOT DAY-UM my eyebrows look amazing trying to fix my feed and I am conceding defeat. For today anyway.

So, if something truly miraculous happens while I am passed out in bed and you are coming from a feedreader, let a bitch know. Cause just the thought of losing you all is giving me the vapours.

But you know what? All this freaking the fuck out and crying on Twitter and Plurk has brought out the love of the internetz. Right now I am too tired to do the linky thing but I just want to thank Spotrick, Andrew, Talina, Tim, Siobhan and Tanis for their help today.

This is for you <3

And to my wonderful Trolls. I am still awesome without a valid feed. You are still a loser.

Mwah!

As an aside, and if a miracle is not bestowed upon me, anyone wanna step up and help a bitch get her feed back up? Cause I made a fucking AWESOME little icony thing with my Ninja Cat up there in the header and we just can’t have it going to waste now can we?

As an aside to the aside or beside the aside, tomorrow we change internet providers. And apparently we will be without internet for a few hours or something. I KNOW! THE HORROR! I have bought emergency chocolate and batteries for the Wii Remotes for the Damn Emos cause I have no idea how the poor biatches are gunna cope. Luckily I have internet at work hey? He he he.

Twitter too. Had a similar problem with mine a few weeks back. Think all who’ve subscribed through feedburner may still be with you, but anyone from the wordpress feed will be lost. Start making enough fuss on twitter etc and they might just return when they realsie they have to resubscribe.
p.s. will bow to the awesomeness of those shoes in your header as well as just generally to you!

Sorry, babe. I don’t use feedburner so I can’t help you there. I’m sure that your will bend it to your awesome will in no time though. Just keep handing it lube in the mean time so it’s not too rough with you.

I don’t know how you did it. I own my own dot com but can’t seem to figure out how to get my blog over there … I tried bribing it with chocolate, then I got frustrated and called it obscene names. Now it’s just pissed at me.

I never thought I’d say this, but thank goodness for twitter or I would have never seen you or the kick ass new place again! And I give you mad props for all the multitasking and coding, I’d STILL be in the corner crying!

Really though, did you catch a glimpse of Santa in his speedo? I’m dying to know!

I only came here because I saw on twitter (don’t tell anybody I was there, ‘K?) you had a new post up so then i went and checked my feed and I still see the post BEFORE this one. Just lettin’ ya know, ‘K?

I tried to come from a feedreader on your post about pimping to say I of course already voted for you, and put you as “Best Australian” everything that I get a chance to. The feedreader link didn’t work, so I URLed you by hand. Day-am, it’s swank over here!

I just went through this HELL a few weeks ago. I just yesterday got my Comment Luv crap straightened out. Definitely email me if you haven’t figured it out yet – I can’t promise you anything but after updating my feedburner account with my new URL, I only seemed to loose about 30 subscribers. After 24-36 hours or so they came back!

I have no idea what a feedreader is, (tell me?), I have your blog listed in my favourites and I just click on it to bring up your most excellent page. I think your ninja kitty looks cute holding the RSS button. I hope you’re not without your internet for too long, but I’m glad you had the forethought to lay in extra chocolate supplies.