-One therapist to another after lovemaking: “Darling, you said that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?”

-Patient: “My wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages. Therapist: “Nonsense, I like sausages too.”

Patient: “Good, you should come and see my collection I have hundreds of them.”

Source: jokes.skem9.co.uk/cat/Mental-health-jokes/4

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

Source: Nora Ephron

-A new patient tells her therapist that she” definitely does not need counseling and that her mental health if just fine”.

The therapist asks, “Then, why are you here?” The patient responds, “I need you to write a letter to three former therapists telling them that I do not need help and that I am fully sane.”

Source: Gary R’nel

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