Winner: India (KOd before Semis)
Last Place finisher: Scotland (typed and deleted WI)
total run scorer: Smith
highest individual innings: Sehwag (Injured without playing a game)
fastest fifty: Albie Morkel
Most wickets: Johnson (Played 2 matches)
Most economical bowler: Mills
Best match bowling figures: Afridi (Came close)
Most runouts: Symonds (Sent home)
most spectacular catch: De Villiars
First batsman to bleed on the pitch: Peterson
best under 23 player: Raina (hope he's under 23) (LOL. Bounced out of his awesomeness)
best over 33 player: Symonds (sent home)
Player of the tournament: Symonds (sent home)
biggest flop: Yuvraj (Only guy who looked to be in good form for India)
random event: 5 run outs in one innings

Winner: South Africa - nope, still not a bad shout
Last Place finisher: Scotland - called it
total run scorer: AB de Villiers - 5th, started off well before fading
highest individual innings: Kevin Pietersen - not even close
fastest fifty: Shahid Afridi - not sure, reckon it must have been AB vs Scotland
Most wickets: Lasith Malinga - joint 2nd, 1 wicket away
Most economical bowler: Johan Botha - not even close
Best match bowling figures: Umar Gul - correct
Most runouts: Pakistan to choke and have a collective brain explosion when needing 5 to win from the last 3 overs - nope
most spectacular catch: Suliemann Benn. It will be spectacular purely on the basis that he actually manages to catch it. - can't recall him catching it
First batsman to bleed on the pitch: Jacques Kallis. He'll have a nosebleed at scoring at a SR greater than 110.
best under 23 player: Rohit Sharma
best over 33 player: Jacques Kallis
Player of the tournament: AB de Villiers
biggest flop: Sri Lanka - whoops
random event: Ireland will have India 6 or 7 down for not very much chasing a modest total. Dhoni will get a reprieve before calmly guiding India home with 3 balls to spare.