CHIPOTLE IS test marketing a tofu burrito. That’s right: A tofu burrito…CBS NEWS has been running a series of promos touting the people who have worked there. They show just about everybody but Dan Rather…FAT CATS? Eight of the 10 states with the highest percentage of obese people are solid red politically. Just one of the 10 least obese states is in the red column…SINCE CALIFORNIA reinstated the death penalty in 1978, 14 Death Row inmates have been executed, 63 died of natural causes, and 23 committed suicide…WHEN HIGH school basketball teams lose playoff games by upwards of 40 points, there are too many teams in the playoffs…THE SAT folks won’t help the battle to improve literacy by making essay tests optional…ONE OF the best known fishing guides in Northern California is a fellow named Jack Trout…THE BITCOIN debacle is a reminder that some things are best left to the government.