Report: LeBron is making his free-agent plans in an epic ‘decision cave’ in the Caribbean

The so-called cave is reportedly a massive villa on the island of Anguilla

LeBron James is the greatest basketball player on the planet and the greatest creator of ridiculous media storylines.

With free agency looming, James provided yet another reminder that it’s good to be the king — and that the NBA, even in the offseason, is the best.

Per ESPN’s Brian Windhorst, the premier LeBron whisper, James is plotting his free-agent move in lavish fashion, in a “cave” — of sorts.

“He’s planning on having a meeting with his closest advisors and friends,” Windhorst said. “I believe, you know, he’s still in the Caribbean, and I believe that his friends have come there and they’re gonna huddle there. They have what they call 'The Decision Cave.'"

“His agent Rich Paul is in Los Angeles, he’s got other free agents that he’s got to deal with, but his closest friends will get together in the Decision Cave.”

The cave, per TMZ Sports, is actually a $75,000-a-week luxury beachfront villa on the Caribbean island of Anguilla. The Anguilla Beach House at Meads Bay is magical.

“Not only is it a dope pad with 8 master bedrooms, it comes with a TON of bells and whistles ... like a full-time chef, butler, 44-ft infinity pool, home theater, a full food and beverage staff, and direct access to the beach.”