Guys, wait, haven’t you learned anything about this cycle? First he leaves, then you spend the next four years guilting him into returning. Those jerseys are expensive. You’re gonna regret this in 2018…

Meanwhile at American Airlines Arena, Heat fans are screaming “Fuck LeBron James” at reporters during live TV broadcasts…

Also, a mural of James and his now former teammates has been defamed by drifters who knew nothing of his decision to return to Cleveland. Chris Broussard’s sources indicate this was not in anyway connected to the decision 2.0.