3. The “Cutting Corners” Merit Badge

Why you deserved it: Because all of your essays were two pages short without increasing the margins and making the periods bigger. Good for you, using your resources and shit.

ID: 2985885

4. The “Beer Pong” Merit Badge

Lionsgate Films

Why you deserved it: Because it may have taken you four years, but you finally became a pro at throwing that ping pong into Red Solo Cups and pounding down cheap beer.

ID: 2983874

5. The “Sexile” Merit Badge

The CW

Why you deserved it: Because you patiently stayed outside of you own room while your roommate studied biology one too many times. Or alternatively, you were the one sexiling your roommate, which totally deserves a high five and this badge too.

ID: 2990702

6. The “IDGAF Anymore” Merit Badge

Paramount Pictures

Why you deserved it: Because you barely had enough time to put on clothes every morning, let alone look good. And what’s the point of looking good after the first day of class anyways? Sweatpants for the win cuz IDGAF.

ID: 2985239

7. The “Hugging The Toilet” Merit Badge

NBC

Why you deserved it: Because there wasn’t a single thing you bonded with more in college than that ceramic toilet housing your regurgitated food and Burnett’s Vodka from the night before.

ID: 2985471

8. The “Stealthy Fingers” Merit Badge

FOX

Why you deserved it: Because you learned about organic chemistry AND beat a level in Candy Crush.

ID: 2985629

9. The “Professional Procrastinator” Merit Badge:

20th Century Fox

Why you deserved it: Because it takes a high level of dedication and self-restraint to watch every episode of That 70’s Show in one sitting without touching your 15 page paper due the next day.

11. The “Experimental” Merit Badge

Why you deserved it: Because you unexpectedly hooked up with that person, smoked that one thing, challenged your view on that opposition, and questioned your religious beliefs all because you were in college and could.

ID: 2989945

12. The “GrΣΣk” Merit Badge

Universal Pictures

Why you deserved it: Because you either rushed in a greek organization or did everything in your power to avoid it entirely. Either way, it was a lot of work and non-stop dedication for four years.