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The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Lincoln pounding the Queen doggystyle for Bontrust.

Abe is money in the sack! In this new online video, German finance company Bontrust reminds investors that the best way to make your money multiply is to fuck around in foreign markets. Slutty English Queen—spreading her Victorian legs to spread the wealth. Poor homely romantic Abraham is used and abused by the monarch. But now Mao's in for the Western fuck of his life! Raunchy animation work by German ad agency Grabarz & Partnerand production company Optix Digital (via adme.ru). previous slutty finance ad: Young Sir Dick Branson in tight shorts pitches Virgin Money. update: D. Moe says the woman is Clara Schumann, the German pianist who is on the 100 DM note.