Kids Jokes Are Not Just for Kids

Kids jokes are fun to repeat time and again. Come laugh along with me. These jokes will tickle your funny bone. If not, read another kids joke. IF these are too boring! Come on Kids! Let us know what makes you laugh. Have Fun Kids!

Kids Joke #1, The Island of Trid

Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.

It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the Giant would kick them into the ocean. Trids are notoriously bad swimmers and frequently drowned when kicked into the ocean.

The Trids were very fruitful and multiplied greatly. Thus the population had grown extremely large. Every square inch of the island, except for the mountain, was crowded with Trids.

The Trids spent their days crowded together dreaming of the open space available on the ever visible mountain. Every few days, a Trid would decide he couldn't stand it any longer and would proceed to climb the mountain, and the Giant would kick the Trid into the ocean. The Trids were a very depressed people.

One day a traveling Rabbi visited the Island of Trid. Despite their overcrowded conditions, the Trids were extremely generous to this man of God.

The Rabbi decided to return the favor and go plead the Trids case to the Giant. "Surely the Giant can be convinced to share some of the mountain with you," the Rabbi explained.

The Trids were horrified. "Please don't go, Rabbi", the Trids implored,"The Giant will kick you into the ocean and you will surely drown."

The rabbi was stubborn and insisted he talk to the Giant. The Trids sent out every boat they had. They formed a ring around the island, so that they would be able to rescue the Rabbi.

The Rabbi started walking towards the mountain, further than any Trid had ever been. Still no sign of the Giant.

He walked through the foothills, and there was no sign of the Giant.

He started up the slopes of the mountain, further than any Trid had ever been. Still no sign of the Giant.

Finally he reached the summit of the mountain. There the Giant was waiting for him. The Rabbi asked, "Tell me Giant, why have you allowed me to climb to the top of the mountain, without kicking me off the moment I started climbing?"

And the Giant chuckled saying, "Don't you know, Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

Kids Joke #2 , First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher had collected some very well known proverbs. She gave the class the first half of the proverbs and asked the children to come up with the other half.

This is how it played out:

~Better to be safe than - punch a fifth grader.
~Strike while - the bug is close.
~It's always darkest before - Daylight Savings Time.
~Never underestimate the power of - termites.
~You can lead a horse to water but - how?
~Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.
~No news is - impossible.
~A miss is as good as a - Mr.
~You can't teach an old dog new - math.
~If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.
~The pen is mightier than the - pigs.
~Where there's smoke there's - pollution.
~Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.
~A penny saved is - not much.
~Two's company and three's - The Musketeeers.
~Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - you have to blow your nose.
~There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder.
~Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.
~If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.
~When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way!
~And my personal favorite...: Better late than - pregnant!

Kids Joke#3, Little Bobby

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take to the park Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything looked so beautiful in the morning. His grandmother remarked, “Doesn’t it look like an artist painted the scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?”

Bobby said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left handed.”

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked Bobby, “What makes you think God is left handed?”

“Well,” said Bobby, “we learned in Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand!”