TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!