Filling up the Bentley

Anyway Grundi, they must be paying you too much if you’re still filling up the Bentley!

Perhaps with the old tank in repair, you might try a more modest mode of transport?

Come on, austerity begins at home you know!

Birds Eye

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They don’t pay me anything. I do it for the love of winding folk up. Anyway, I’ve done my bit for the environment by turning off the heaters in the garage while the old girl is at the mechanics – and I mean the Bentley, not Lady G.