Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Ok, Skippy, I have like zero idea what that was supposed to mean, but I DON'T care, so throwing my hands in the air is simply a waste of valuable twinkie energy. I'll leave it up to these guys!Hmmm... didn't work, I STILL don't care!!!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

There is no possible way to check copyright, in-print or status of ANY file. With this in mind, we are now instating a Revolving Door Policy.

WTF is a Revolving Door Policy? you might ask, Skippy.

We-Hell, pretty simply put, posts will be only left Seventy-Two (72) hours. No sense asking for a repost, or more information, not possible. Get 'em while they're hot, you snooze, you lose, you sleep, you weep, you hold'em, you fold'em (I have no idea what that last one meant, but it couldn't be a good thing).

We will continue to check status of files for commercially available as we do not wish to infringe upon anyone's rights.

It is simply impossible to check the status of anything published after 1923.

If you submitted a file which is commercially available, it will not be posted. If you submitted a file out of print, it will remain for Seventy-Two (72) hours or less dependent upon my mood.

Blogger has been notified, according to the terms of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA), that certain content in your blog infringes upon the copyrights of others. The URL(s) of the allegedly infringing post(s) may be found at the end of this message.

The notice that we received from Laugh.com, with any personally identifying information removed, will be posted online by a service called Chilling Effects at http://www.chillingeffects.org. We do this in accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). You can search for the DMCA notice associated with the removal of your content by going to the Chilling Effects page at http://www.chillingeffects.org/dmca512c, and entering in (1) the URL of the blog post that was removed or (2) the name of the copyright holder in the 'Quick Search' box located at the upper lefthand corner of the page. Please note that it may take Chilling Effects up to several weeks to post the notice online at the link provided.

The DMCA is a United States copyright law that provides guidelines for online service provider liability in case of copyright infringement. We are in the process of removing from our servers the links that allegedly infringe upon the copyrights of others. If we did not do so, we would be subject to a claim of copyright infringement, regardless of its merits. See http://www.educause.edu/Browse/645?PARENT_ID=254 for more information about the DMCA, and see http://www.google.com/dmca.html for the process that Blogger requires in order to make a DMCA complaint.

Blogger can reinstate these posts upon receipt of a counter notification pursuant to sections 512(g)(2) and 3) of the DMCA. For more information about the requirements of a counter notification and a link to a sample counter notification, see http://www.google.com/dmca.html#counter.

Please note that repeated violations to our Terms of Service may result in further remedial action taken against your Blogger account. If you have legal questions about this notification, you should retain your own legal counsel. If you have any other questions about this notification, please let us know.

That's right, Skippy!Here we see the E-Vil Mikelj's latest business endeavor!Seems quite pleased with himself, eh?You, the consumer, have foiled him again!Not so pleased with himself now, eh?Blarr, harr, hardy harr harr!

After visiting the Cheeze Factory, I'm avoided by most(my dog still seems to like me).Expressions change whenever I approach.Pray tell, what's up with that?

Signed,A Must To Avoid

Dear Musky;

Many who visit seem preoccupied with the Cheeze Stuffs,so much so they seem to exude cheeze from the very depths of their beings.In checking the staff, we've rooted our wayto the bottom of this common problem.Please refer to the following illustration:

What's that, Skippy?Not enough drama in yer life?Feel the need to get punched in the ass real good?We-Hell, withHare Club For De Mens' New & Improved Emo Seriesyou are GUARANTEED to get more ass punches,unless yer face is more convenient!

It has come to our attention certain Skippys have NOT paid attention to numerous warnings to NOT visit the Cheeze Factory while at your chosen place of drudgery.PAY ATTENTION!For the last time...Don't be THAT guy!

I didn't hear what you were saying.I live on raw emotion babyI answer questions never maybeAnd I'm not kind if you betray me.So who the hell are you to say weNever would have made it babe.

[Bridge]

If you needed loveWell then ask for loveCould have given loveNow I’m taking loveAnd it’s not my faultCause you both deserveWhat is coming nowSo don’t say a word

[Chorus]

Wake up callCaught you in the morning with another one in my bedDon't you care about me anymore?Don’t you care about me? I don't think so.Six foot tallCame without a warning so I had to shoot him deadHe won't come around here anymoreCome around here? I don't think so.

[Breakdown]

Would have bled to make you happyYou didn't need to treat me that wayAnd now you beat me at my own gameAnd now I find you sleeping soundlyAnd your lovers screaming loudlyHear a sound and hit the ground

[Bridge]

If you needed loveWell then ask for loveCould have given loveNow I’m taking loveAnd it’s not my faultCause you both deserveWhat’s coming now

So don’t say a word

[Chorus]

Wake up callCaught you in the morning with another one in my bedDon't you care about me anymore?Don’t you care about me? I don't think so.Six foot tallCame without a warning so I had to shoot him deadHe won't come around here anymoreCome around here?I don’t feel so bad, I don’t feel so bad, I don’t feel so bad

[Breakdown]

I'm so sorry darlingDid I do the wrong thing?Oh, what was I thinking?Is his heart still beating?

Woah oh ohh

[Chorus]

Wake up callCaught you in the morning with another one in my bedDon't you care about me anymore?Don’t you care about me? I don't think so.Six foot tallCame without a warning so I had to shoot him deadHe won't come around here anymoreCome around here anymore? I don’t feel so bad

Wake up callCaught you in the morning with another one in my bedDon’t you care about me anymore?Don’t you care about me? I don’t think so.Six foot tallCame without a warning so I had to shoot him deadHe won’t come around here anymoreNo, he won’t come around here. I don’t feel so bad

I don’t feel so bad (Wake up call)I don’t feel so bad (Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed)I don’t feel so bad (Don’t you care about me anymore?)Care about me? I don’t feel so bad.Wake up callCaught you in the morning with another one in my bedDon't you care about me anymore?