The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by POTUR Moubarak with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.619 billion Moubarakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,193 trillion UR Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 204,450 UR Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Skyscrapers get built in just days, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moubarakistan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.