The hair (albeit not pony tail length) will come off before I fight next. I hear the pain of the MT clinch and long hair (maybe I'm just not as cool as Evan Tanner). The beard however stays when I fight as there is nothing more lovely than using the beard as an extra abrasive brillo pad against someone trying to grind in for underhooks!

The hair (albeit not pony tail length) will come off before I fight next. I hear the pain of the MT clinch and long hair (maybe I'm just not as cool as Evan Tanner). The beard however stays when I fight as there is nothing more lovely than using the beard as an extra abrasive brillo pad against someone trying to grind in for underhooks!

TKD

I've had people grind their stubble into me in grappling. It sucks ass.

my ex roommate has the beard/ponytail combo. He pretty much qualifies for every category in that list. His hair was repulsive. Plus he had a neck beard (he'd trim his beard, but never shave his neck, making him supremely retarded looking).