I Want Your Chair

I want your chair really requires no narrative. We have been through it a thousand times. Resistance is futile. Your cat will walk all over you and try and force you out, until you give in. Now, if you happen to sit in another chair, that chair is the one the cat will want. It wants what you have. Always!

I want your chair nowThank you for getting up. You had no choice!Come back in five hours! I’ll be hungry then.