Delilah T

Delilah T

Shaft had it, and survived. Peter Criss, the drummer for Kiss, also had it and survived.

This trannie poofter is insulting people like them, not just REAL women.

PaulS

Dec 30 2018 at 11:51 am

And they both wore makeup, hmmmm….

Deplorable B Woodman

Dec 30 2018 at 1:07 am

The only part of that that would be considered a dream would be that anyone would come back to buy a second cake after taking a bite from a first cake. Remember, this is Sam we’re talking about. Bankruptcy would too quickly ensue.
Other than that, pretty much spot on.
I WOULD add a bonk across the top of the noggin with the rolling pin. And then charge for a new rolling pin to replace the damaged one. Hey! It was THEIR head that got in the way of a perfectly good rolling pin. Not my (or Sam’s) fault.

PaulS

Dec 30 2018 at 11:54 am

She doesn’t Cook well, perhaps Baking is her thing. I can say she’s excellent at Smoke’n! 🙂

interventor

Dec 30 2018 at 1:08 am

May I order an nice Buche de Noel?

Thomas Parker

Dec 30 2018 at 1:16 am

Someone else losing Tranny fluid?

WayneM

Dec 30 2018 at 1:53 am

So much crazy in the world just now… Did anyone see the prog clerk losing his mind because a guy was wearing a Trump t-shirt? Bwahahahaaa!

Delilah T

have a “cake club”. sorry, we can only make custom cakes for a member of the “cake club”, and the only way to join it is for the other existing members to vote you in. and as the Lord High Potentate of Cake Club, I also have Veto power as vested in me by my Royal Xtian blood. sorry, them’s the rules.

Randy

Dec 30 2018 at 7:27 am

The only rule of “Cake Club” is that nobody talks about “Cake Club.”

Halley

Dec 30 2018 at 4:02 am

Xtia would seem to be in the same galactic vicinity as Tellus Tertius. Please provide directions…

Deplorable B Woodman

Dec 30 2018 at 7:35 pm

Good RAH/Lazarus Long reference.

Bill G

Dec 30 2018 at 5:40 am

Hellbent on crazy describes a large swathe of today’s left. I’m just a touch weird, myself.

eon

Dec 30 2018 at 7:42 am

The Dems at least have been that way almost as long as the nation has existed. No wonder they want to destroy it now.

My mother is the reason I’m a Republican. She changed from D to R in 1952 when she realized that nothing Adlai Stevenson said made any sense. The rest of the family on both sides were Ds and remained so.

When it came time for me to choose at 18, she said she didn’t care which way I went, as long as I registered and voted in every election. I though it over, registered as a Republican, and told her it was pretty much her fault.

When she asked why, I said because she was the one who taught me never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself.

clear ether

eon

GWB

Dec 30 2018 at 10:37 am

never to get involved with anybody weirder than myself
Well, there’s a margin there (padding, actually, in html/css terms). A *little* crazier than yourself is ok. But you definitely want to keep it within one standard deviation. And the progs are very deviant.

NotYetInACamp

Dec 30 2018 at 12:30 pm

And you are here?

But I suppose that our deviations are to the good, the truth, and such sides. So by Proggo definitions, yes, we are very much so, so much weirder than them.

John

Dec 30 2018 at 5:27 pm

Considering the Regressive definition of weird seems to include the practice of Reason.

Deplorable B Woodman

Dec 30 2018 at 7:37 pm

Hi, Just-A-Touch-Weird. Glad ta’mee’cha. I’m Deplorable B Woodman.

Wotan

Dec 30 2018 at 6:45 am

Tryin’ to ‘Trump Think” here … This is dynamite in a C$ package ‘toon! Why, I believe it reminds me of one observation:

“”It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have
those three unspeakably precious things:
freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and
the prudence never to practice either of them.”
– Mark Twain

Delilah T

Dec 30 2018 at 8:44 am

Ah! I understand now! Alpha Centauri’s planet is Xtian.

Proxima Centauri is a red dwarf with a small Earthlike planet in orbit around it. The proper response to unruly, rude, obnoxious (crazypants) people who come to a shop on the red dwarf planet is “SMEG OFF!’

There is a decided conflict of interest in that customer.

What happens when the crazypants people run into Xenomorphs?

Bunkerbuilder

Dec 31 2018 at 5:24 pm

Even ALIEN bio weapons like a sweet meat now and then to fuel the spread of their copies,

Now, what “Predators” would do with ‘womYn without reproductive organs? nothing probably, as they are already at a Biological Dead-End

Ragutis

Dec 30 2018 at 9:04 am

Chris,
Bless you for creating a site where both the ‘toon and the comments makes me laugh ’till I cry, Or is that cry ’till I laugh? Either way – thank you and well done!

GWB

Dec 30 2018 at 10:40 am

Is there a truly conservative or libertarian rich person out there? Could we get some seed money to do some startups like this?

(BTW, the club idea would be actually legally defensible – except the progs have gone far beyond “public accommodations” nowadays.)

Lure a lefty into their typical diatribe against Trump as the most racist operator of them all…then send them this link to the saga of Mar A Lago wherein ingrained and inbred bigotry was roundly and soundly defeated by him. Such sweet irony.

And as far as conservative/libertarian/pragmatist/capitalist rich dudes go, DT ain’t bad. Lots of other entitled elite rich folks in that membership EGT Club roster he dismantled there, wonder how many fit any of those other descriptors?

I mean I don’t care if they want to sequester themselves, they have the right to freedom of association just like everybody, but don’t then preach to me about embracing culture and inclusion.

Doubts about LA Max and Lady Die, and i very much expect a few wild eyed commies like Cotex to be in that mix, but I actually think there will be so much internecine squabbling among them as to self-destruct. Then our girls (and let’s not forget Suzy Q) can concentrate on costumes, or lack thereof.

Tom Stockton

Dec 30 2018 at 3:43 pm

Hopefully they won’t be able to decide on a “leader”. If all the crazies were able to unite with a single purpose, I fear how they might manipulate the vote to return the Left to a more pronounced position of power (alliteration just worked out that way).

Punta Gorda

That works well in many cases. My son, we had a discussion/argument tonight, is a slightly to the left Libertarian at heart. I too am Libertarian, but far more to the right. I say slightly, in his case, because while he believes in the L philosophy, he is much more “caring” in his allowances. But don’t screw with him or he will kill you without remorse. I love that in my boy.