For two as different (and yet united in their faults) as James Potter, Gryffindor Quidditch captain, arrogance extraordinaire; and Effy Wilderson, Ravenclaw seeker of sharp-tongued, often unnecessary wit; they did seem to spend a lot of time together.

A story of high flying, low whispers, lack of common sense and an intoxicatingly raw, fluorescent teenage magnetism

Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Quote
Here’s what could have happened. I may have snuck out after one of Dad’s rants about the shop. I may have gone to London. Maybe I had a few too many…butterbeers. Brunettes possibly have more fun. I also may have knocked up Ryan Davies, star Ravenclaw Chaser with the dark eyes. But that’s all speculation. Rumors.Unless you’re me.

I think I started my life as a screw up at the mere age of five when I turned my dog into a plant, but I've just taken it to a whole new level. I mean, continually snogging my best friend's twin brother who also happens to be the bane of my existence? That's practically dark wizard level.

So I wasn’t watching where I was going and I accidentally crashed into James Potter in the park. Dust yourself off and apologise, right? Wrong. Because somehow that event led to this... me, plastered on the front page of all the magazines, right under the words 'JAMES POTTER'S LATEST FLAME!'. Honestly.
Blargh.

Being the Minister for Magic's daughter means you are exempt from a lot of things; except your father's crazy plans for cross-country road trips with the surly stranger that is Albus Potter. Add in death threats and a list of secrets a mile long, the Minister's baby may just lose everything she knows - and gain everything she's never had.

Being Summer Lancaster is not all it’s cracked up to be. I mean, being James Potter’s official snog buddy - seriously, he made me a badge – and trying to stop my charming cousin – curse you, Scorpius – from wreaking havoc on Hogwarts is much more stressful than it sounds.
Trust me.

2013 DOBBY WINNER - Best Villain *Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. I have girls. I have best mates. I have bad grades (the kitten was fine!). I have a legend. I also have teammates who break the Code, a Seeker trying to overthrow me, a Head Boy sticking his big nose into my business, and Avery. The only girl I’d break the rules for.

Recieved an Honorary Mention for JRose16's "The Things I Am Not Allowed to Do At Hogwarts" Challenge

Ever notice that none of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors last long around here? Well, those four noticed. And they also noticed a similar theme to a Muggle television show. Merlin's beard, I'm dreading my first D.A.D.A. class this year.

I could kill him. I could ruddy kill him. How was I supposed to try out for his blasted Quidditch team if I couldn't even FLY?! I'd show him. I'd show Oliver-pompous-Wood if I had to fall on my face a thousand times. Which I did. Oliver/OC

The Captain spot is up for grabs and it's mine. Sodding Samuels does not deserve it--for one, he sucks as fellow Beater, he's a prat Ravenclaw, and his dark mysterious, eyes aren't even that dreamy! Ughh, and I don't care if his muscles are to die for, either! I hate him to the point where bludgers aren't the only thing I want to beat on the Quidditch field.....now, if only he would stop looking at me like that...

I'm James Sirius Potter, Cap'n of the Gryffindor Quidditch team of 2021-2022. *non-12+ removed by staff*. Unfortunately, I've recently noticed that the Gryffies' lovable tomboy, Tegan Llewellyn, has some very excellent legs and an adorable sampling of freckles on her nose, which I find distracting...