Men often find women tough to deal with. Women’s language and communication styles are far more complex than men’s, and often this would appear to make their true intentions difficult to understand. Generally when women face problems, they want understanding, they want to use the problem to get closer to those around them, and they want to know that there is someone strong to support and love them. But they never just say this. Men like being informed that they will be sleeping on the couch more than you might think, it’s almost as good as camping and close to the kitchen.

Traditionally, it is said that men grow through solitude, and women grow through connection. That would explain why all of the meditative traditions and religions of the world were founded by men, who would sit and stare at blank walls all day until they became enlightened. Or until they got hungry. Women, having prepared the supper for everyone early, would dance in unison, synchronizing their movements until they lost themselves and became goddesses, awesome and powerful. Why are men supposed to lead in ballroom dancing? Maybe staring at walls helps with the fancy footwork?