Here we are again, article time. This time, we are going for pure gold, the hottest Video Game babes of all time. Now I do not want this to turn into a spank-fest, so I'm going to try to keep it above the belt as much as possible. And please, feel free to add your own suggestions on the forum discussion that is sure to follow this article. Now let me start by saying that Video Game babes, until recently, have not been something worth ogling at (except for the cover art, which does not count). That means most of you readers will probably know every single game babe I list here. Let's dig in.

Morrigan AenslandThis smokin' succubus first made her appearance in the game Darkstalkers, the darker counterpart to Street Fighter, both from Capcom. For those of you who don't know, a succubus is an unholy siren from hell that charms unsuspecting men into her web, and kills them. Of course, before they die, they are treated to pleasures equal to none. Still the whole death thing kind of casts a shadow over the whole deal. Anyway, this temptress was, and always will be, one of the most seductive video game women ever created.

The Girls Of Dead Or AliveWhere should I start for this one? The girls of Dead Or Alive. Kasumi, Tina, Lisa, Lei Fang, Christie, Ayane, Helena, Hitomi. Just saying their names makes me shiver. First, there was DOA3, a great game which really pushed the girls to the forefront of gamer's minds. Then, in answer to the prayers of many a pimple faced 15 year old boys, came Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Let me just say this about the "volleyball" part of this game, it barely got reviewed because no one made it past the girls long enough to really play it. To top it all off, some enterprising net-goer released a patch that made all the girls totally naked. After that it was porn for those who could not get real porn. Tecmo, you played it exactly right, and now the girls will go down in gaming history.

Tifa LockheartI know there has been a veritable bevy of delicious babes from Final Fantasy games, and some maintain Yuna takes the cake, but not I! Tifa Lockheart just had that special something, she was the first, the hottie in that all-important rebirth of Final Fantasy, number VII. The kick-ass attitude, the curvaceous body, the cute little voice, it just all fit together. It was a welcome distraction from the unfortunate death of Aerith Gainsborough, which made me tear up. I had a life size poster of Tifa on the back of my door, and if I wasn't absolutely positive I would be forever branded a irrevocable geek, it would still be on my door to this day.