Looking like a Terminally ill pedophile Cop isn't one of Laugh N Stalk's strong suits. Got to agree with @Jack Deuce cause this was really bad comedy and I've seen bad comedy. I didn't laugh or even crack a smile. Once you heard all the jokes ever said it's like there's no more jokes after that. Plus it's not like we all dumb or never heard jokes before or we are super young. A lot of you guys on here are very smart and look up to the greatest minds and actors and comedians in the world that impressed you over the years.

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

dressed like Justin bieber dressed 7* years ago (still an improvement for dan tho I must say )

then dan pronounced his name as "laughing stalk" which is definitely absolutely not his name ... I mean way to completely miss the whole pun aspect of the name , I wonder if dan even knows theres wird pley in the name

alright heres my take for laughing stalk if bes looking for some feedback

ima a big stand up fan , I guess mostly every body is but w/e ,

the entire performance was actually NOOOOOT bad , particularly for like a newer comic , idk how many times hes done standup before but this was definitely not cringey or anything like other people were saying

I thought the bowling joke was cool and capping it off with "it doesn't matter " was cool , think he could even fit in another pun or two if you could make it fit in smoothly ;

the cut throat kitchen bit was really badly put together and went nowhere , gotta scrap that

the law n order bit was useless ; a really long way to go just to compliment your girlfriend on her law n order skills ; there was really no joke or pay off for the listener ; is the point of the joke to make me wanna date your gf ?

the Dennys bit was actually a strong premise u could take that one and stretch it if u gad some more Dennys / fights / wshh material

all in all - I expected it to be way worse ; I liked it more than dan and caustics stand up ;

EDIT --- oh u didn't even make that up ill , he said that about himself

jump that

He writes my material for me.

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.

He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.

what type of guys do you usually invite over for christmas dinner with your family

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with the ese's who get it fresh off the boat when the tides in

He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.

Idk man I think you're comparing stand up to battle rap too much. And on top of that you're comparing LnS's self deprication humor to Charron's "pity me" underdog writing and Pat Stay's "real shit" writing. These things are so different like they're not comparable. i get that you don't like dude's style but how does that warrant suggesting that he walk off a cliff??? I won't lie tho, the photo of the cliff you posted is str8 fire

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL

He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family

what type of guys do you usually invite over for christmas dinner with your family

Only my best friend or girl

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

Hey guys. Thank you to anyone that gave this a view. If you liked it, that's awesome. If not, I hear ya. I assure you, nobody cringes more at that set than I do. It's really just a 10 minute display of what happens when Carter Deems asks you to do something with puppy dog eyes. But hopefully someone liked it and I'm glad Dan & Co threw a dart in the dark with me.

Also, as someone who doesn't get that much of a vile feedback from the audience, Lil ill's enthusiastic disdain for me is a genuinely welcomed and embraced thing.

He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.

nah but if I looked like a inbreed pedophile cop I definitely would hate my life. Laugh n Stalk makes us look at our own lives and see how fortunate we are with the cards we was given in life.

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

be honest, Phil... do you really think you're better looking that LnS?

oh hell yeah. Plus I don't need a beard or mustache like DBD and LNS to use it as a gimmick too. I'm Italian and we believe in family and keep our personal life to ourselves. No need to do stand up about my life. It would probably bore us just as much as Laugh N stalk. I'd tell em to stick with rap but that shit is something he ain't even good at too. Why everyone want to be in a world they don't belong in tho? is it the fans? the trolls? the views? the attention? what?

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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!

oh hell yeah. Plus I don't need a beard or mustache like DBD and LNS to use it as a gimmick too. I'm Italian and we believe in family and keep our personal life to ourselves. No need to do stand up about my life. It would probably bore us just as much as Laugh N stalk. I'd tell em to stick with rap but that shit is something he ain't even good at too. Why everyone want to be in a world they don't belong in tho? is it the fans? the trolls? the views? the attention? what?

That's pretty dope. What do you think are your best traits? Physical and otherwise