“If
a person is bad, it is not fair to call him bad directly.”M SAIFUR RAHMAN
Finance Minister
denouncing the Transparency International's ranking of Bangladesh
as the world's most corrupt country.

“I
went to the gents' toilet because I did not find any water
in the ladies' toilet.”A Woman Passenger
at the Zia International Airport.
The airport's director Humayun Kabir blamed it on the old
water-pump. There was almost no supply of water during the
whole Ramadan.

“Due to mystery of the nature, Bangladesh
falls in a disaster prone zone.”Md SHAHEENUL ALAM
in a special supplement published in the newspapers on the
Armed Force's Day.
The supplement was sponsored by Prime Minister's Office, Armed
Force's Division.

“I
don't even read books.”MALCOM SPEED
International Cricket Council Chief
asked if he had read England cricketer Nasser Hussain's autobiography.

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