Monday, October 22, 2012

Thunderthighs? Thunderthighs???

She says it's just a new term of affection, like "Lovey Duck," but IDon't Think So. And I swear my crunchies portion was smaller this morning.The Giants Win the Pennant! The Giants Win the Pennant! The Giants Win the Pennant!

Thunderthighs, heheheh! But those thundering thighs can give the best rabbit punchies so next time she goes to tickle the expanding realms of your tummy fur, a quick grab with the front clawsies and then the most powerful back leg kicks need to come into play.There are several sets of thunderthighs here and they are all magnificent so be proud, King Spitty. It is good you are eating more, and make sure you exercise the human with her playing games with you. And you are right, they are never happy!

Second, I am setting up a little House of Horrors to guide you through as a Halloween adventure. Iffen ya wanna be my guycat, ya gotta put up with stuff. But dont worry, I'll be right at yer side. Mom said scary things make mancats more amorous...

*gasp!* Who dares to insult King Spitty the Scrumptious?! Even IF you get a little meaty around the midsection, a little pudgy in the pantaloons, a little fluffy in the flanks, it's just more to lurve!! Right Star?

Star says: Absolutly! I'll just look more petite next to him, and that does wonders for a girls self esteem! More warmth to snuggle up against!

Leo says: fluffy in the flanks? Don't you think that's a little insensitive in light of his recent.. uh.. *makes snippity snip motions*

Star says: Idiot boy! Flanks is thighs! Not... *blush* THAT area!

Sheesh... never mind, we are all going to stop talking now. Spitty dear, demand more treats to make up for that insult!

Spitty, in NO way do you have thunder thighs! You are slim, trim, mean and a fighting machine-- this saying which has been written by sages long before this comment I am making here- applies to you.

You are toothsome, nibbleable and absolutely not stew meat as poor Scouty is. He always has had to watch his back. I have purrsonally seen the pots with HIS name on them. You are in no danger. All of the LadyCats in the Blogosphrere will slip kibble and stinky goodness thru their individual tunnels for you. Not to worry. We like a mancat wif meat on him.

I feel your pain pal. M says I'm rolly polly! pffft! She's had me on a diet for a good year and I've managed to gain 3 pounds. Starvation here we come I'm afraid. I heard her talk to D about changing me over to a low fat kibble! Eeeek!

The lady here. King Mr. Black informs me that I must have misunderstood his dictation for his previous comment here. He, will, of course, be rooting for the Giants, the California team. He says that I (the lady) can root for the Tigers if I desire, but some penalties may be imposed if I actually do so. Sigh.

Spitty repeat after me..."I am a good kitty; I am a handsome mancat; I am a smart kitty"...got it???...now one more...and I need to control my thunder thighs...ok, go on...repeat that one too...heh...heh

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I was abducted from the wild at age 10 weeks. I'm 13 now, but I have a hundred generations of feral felinity in me, so I'm not exactly a kuddly kat. I tolerate my Human, who I must admit takes very good care of me. But if she wants affection, she can get a dog.