The Avengers are Earth's mightiest heroes and foremost super-team... "There came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born - to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand! Heed the call, then - for now, the Avengers Assemble!"

Avengers I'd say is more like that group of dudes who show up at a bar once a week to chill out. Let's drink! Oh wait, code red. Let's go f*ck sh*t up! Then we'll drink some more! Thor brought ale. Don't tell Tony.

The Justice League is an organization. Brainiac's back. J'onn, get Hal, and Victor to meet me down here and soften him while Bruce makes up a plan to shut him down. Diana will provide back-ups with Arthur and Carter. We need some more analysts? Get Ray and Barry in there too. That'd be more than enough. We got John, Ollie, Dinah, and Wally on the west coast taking out Grodd, and we have Kyle and Adam investigating some potential hostile activity in space sector 2815, otherwise this would've been a walk in the park.

The FF is the family. Reed, can you shut up for two seconds? Johnny pissed Ben off again, and I think he took out a support beam when he took a swing at him. Franklin, where's your sister? What do you mean she went out? She's three. *boom* Reed, Ben and Johnny, get in here and take a look out the window. Mole Man's outside and he looks pretty agitated. Val, where were you and what did you do?

The X-Men is like a divorced family. Ororo, where the hell do you think you're going? Oh, I see. You're going to Scott's. That's cool. I bet his house in San Fran is so cool. That's awesome, 'Ro. Real nice. I'll just go grade papers or something. Just me and Bobby and Kitty. Oh, you're taking Bobby too? Go ahead, he probably likes Scott's house better than the damn mansion I got here. Kitty? *picks up note* "Went to Scott's for Christmas. He got a new foosball table, and we're making a drinking game/tournament thing out of it. Sorry Logan. Love, Kitty." ...F*ck Scott.

Avengers I'd say is more like that group of dudes who show up at a bar once a week to chill out. Let's drink! Oh wait, code red. Let's go f*ck sh*t up! Then we'll drink some more! Thor brought ale. Don't tell Tony.

The Justice League is an organization. Brainiac's back. J'onn, get Hal, and Victor to meet me down here and soften him while Bruce makes up a plan to shut him down. Diana will provide back-ups with Arthur and Carter. We need some more analysts? Get Ray and Barry in there too. That'd be more than enough. We got John, Ollie, Dinah, and Wally on the west coast taking out Grodd, and we have Kyle and Adam investigating some potential hostile activity in space sector 2815, otherwise this would've been a walk in the park.

The FF is the family. Reed, can you shut up for two seconds? Johnny pissed Ben off again, and I think he took out a support beam when he took a swing at him. Franklin, where's your sister? What do you mean she went out? She's three. *boom* Reed, Ben and Johnny, get in here and take a look out the window. Mole Man's outside and he looks pretty agitated. Val, where were you and what did you do?

The X-Men is like a divorced family. Ororo, where the hell do you think you're going? Oh, I see. You're going to Scott's. That's cool. I bet his house in San Fran is so cool. That's awesome, 'Ro. Real nice. I'll just go grade papers or something. Just me and Bobby and Kitty. Oh, you're taking Bobby too? Go ahead, he probably likes Scott's house better than the damn mansion I got here. Kitty? *picks up note* "Went to Scott's for Christmas. He got a new foosball table, and we're making a drinking game/tournament thing out of it. Sorry Logan. Love, Kitty." ...F*ck Scott.

This is accurate. Lol Storm just up and goes everywhere these days. Wakanda, Baxter Building, Utopia, Avengers Mansion now the Institute. Hell it used to be Hank, Kurt, Kitty, and Bobby who went trailblazing around the world with Beast an Avenger, Iceman in the Champions and Shadowcat and Nightcrawler in Excalibur. Then Wolverine becomes an Avenger Next thing you know M day happens. The X-Men become soldiers, Storm goes and plays wifey to Tchalla, she comes back a shadow of her former self. Schism and Avengers vs X-Men happen and now we have mutants all over the damn place.

The FF is fractured from time to time the way the X-Men are now when She Hulk, Medusa, Black Panther, Storm, Spider-man, or Crystal play fill in, but for the most part they are a dysfunctional family.