I can't believe to what lengths I'll go in order to get some Johnny Cash fixes. I am currently suffering through the MVT Video Music Awards because Johnny's "Hurt" video was nominated in 6(?) categories. I already know Cash isn't at the show -- he's in the hospital with stomach problems. That's too bad, 'cause it would have been very cool for Cash to be at the MTV show.

So now I'm suffering through Chris Rock's mean-spirited monologue and crazy, absurd fashion because Johnny Cash might get mentioned later in the broadcast. Or, even better, that I might see his video again.