When I received the first cut of The Destructoid Theme Song from Jonathan "GameJew" Mann, ingenious creator of the music behind the X-Play musical and The Mario Opera, I had no idea what to expect. Then I creamed my pants.

Now here's the fun part -- we need your help! Jonathan would like to mix in some additional voices in the singalong part after 1:20. Record yourself (use headphones and isolate your audio track) and send your submissions to niero@destructoid.com. Lyrics and chords after the jump:

Hey, Mr. Destructoidby Jonathan Mann

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Mr. Destructoid

Get your claws offa my lady, now

She's got video games all around her tits

But she's mine, she's mine

I posted her picturesAnd you whipped out your robot cockAnd I wonder if you're shootin' all your nuts and bolts tonightBut she's mine, yeah she's mine

Destructoid, Mr. DestructoidYou're not owned by Fox or AOL and I like that about youMr. Destructoid, Mr. DestructoidYou took on the big boys and you came out on top

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