What May 17th Means To Me: I'm Gonna Live Forever

There's a bunch of articles circulating the interwebs about a study that suggests coffee drinkers live longer. I drink a lot of coffee. A win for me!

Now, when you dig into the data, it's not exactly true because heavy coffee drinkers are also more likely to smoke, eat poorly, and exercise less. I don't smoke, don't eat poorly, and I exercise a ton. Combine that with my heavy coffee intake, and don't be surprised if I'm cast in the next Avengers movie.