Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo from Leonardo DiCaprio who amazingly didn’t Krav Maga the little bastard. Then again, poison has always been Leo’s game… Us Magazine reports:

“Bieber went to say ‘Hi’ to Leonardo DiCaprio,” an eyewitness tells Us. “Leo was sitting next to Orlando. Bieber reached out his hand to shake Orlando’s hand and Orlando just looked at him and avoided him.”
After getting snubbed by the 37-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean actor, the “Boyfriend” singer, 20, blurted to Bloom, according to the source, “Tell Miranda ‘What’s up.'” …
Bloom apparently did not appreciate Bieber’s comment, and took a swipe at the singer. “Bieber ducked the punch,” says another insider. “He didn’t get hit. Justin’s boys eventually jumped in and got him away.”

Since then, Bieber has posted another taunting photo on Instagram (above) except this one he’s actually leaving up because his bodyguards already checked under the bed for monsters and anyone who wants to give him an ouchie. He’s unstoppable now.

What’s that old saying!
Can’t turn a hoe into housewife.
Orlando should’ve seen that Miranda was equally as fucked up. Beiber is in it for frills and thrills. He could care less. And Miranda is trash. Move on Orlando!

What the hell’s wrong with you with all this “move on, Orlando” and “ho/housewife” shit? Bloom and Kerr have been legally – and by all reports amicably – separated for almost a year with unconfirmed rumors that one of ’em has formally filed. They probably still have some protective feelings for each other so it’s normal for Bloom to not take Bieber’s disrespecting his kid’s mother. So she’s no more a “ho” than he is for hooking up with people post-split.

Questionable taste for choosing someone like Bieber is another story – it could be it’s just this little fuckwit bragging about something that never happened.

DiCaprio, BTW, attracts everyone but weight trainers – if you’re a magnet, metal trash is gonna try to stick to you all on its own.

Yeah, and according to that same blind item she supposedly cheated on him with DiCaprio – who Bloom was hanging out with. That’s the problem with blind items, they’re often so nebulous that even if they’re based in fact a lot of people can fit the bill.

I’m so glad I got to be a regular, poor 20 year old idiot instead of a rich, entitled one that all the world could see. Looking back, I’m think shitty uninterested parents were better than shitty enabling ones.

Who’s truly at fault here? Bieber wanted to shake Bloom’s hand, and Bloom refused. Refusal to shake someone’s hand is still legal and in this case, absolutely understandable. How would YOU feel if a guy half your age boned your (ex)-wife and came up to you and wanted to shake your hand? One can even say that Bieber was taunting Bloom with the handshake offer, as in “I hooked up with your wife, and I’m not scared to approach you, especially with my bodyguards here.”

Preach. DiCaprio waved off Bieber’s bodyguard-flanked fawning attempts to get close to him last month at Cannes, and by all accounts he didn’t get the message if he’s still trying to “say hi” to him now. Bloom’s snubbing him should be the phone drop on that earlier wakeup call that no one wants to hang with an ill-behaved infant, but no. Instead of wising up – and cleaning up his act – Bieber took off his soiled baby diaper and tried to wave it in Bloom’s face.

My hope is that some Make-A-Wish kid steps up for all of us by demanding that Bieber’s bodyguards beat him to death with a sack filled with doorknobs.

I really do not believe that Ms Kerr had sex with that little douchebag but if she did her ex husband should be relieved to be quit of such a ninny. In fact, I believe that that if she had sex with Justine Bieber that could probably be successfully used against her in court by Orlando to gain custody of the baby.

I wonder if Bieber realizes that he is universally hated by almost everyone….his only fanbase is made up of retarded female tweens. you know cuz when you run out of the club and everyone in there starts cheering, that message should get to him…right?