Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

”Maybe she’s trying to create some buzz.” -Kramer (Michael Richards) on why George’s girlfriend let the gang see her topless before letting George (Jason Alexander), on Seinfeld

”All’s we know so far, Norman, is we heard some reporter called a low-life a — hole turd pimp with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth, but we haven’t nailed down yet who was being referred to.” -Det. Andy Sipowicz (Dennis Franz) to a pushy reporter, on NYPD Blue

”I don’t think she would make up something like this unless it were true.” -Paula Jones’ cousin Marian Wade on the suit against President Clinton for intentional infliction of emotional distress, on A Current Affair

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