Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

469-470. A smattering of splattering

An uncircumcised bachelor named Rob,
Had way too much skin o'er his knob.
Before he withdrew this
To pee, he would spew piss.
(His housekeeper hated her job.)

A ship's cabin boy, name of Beck,
Was that age and was horny as heck!
He'd climb up the rigging
And start in a'frigging
Himself 'til he'd splattered the deck.
(Inspired by Oscar Brand's Bawdy Sea Shanties album from the '60s.)