Another Bethesda game. Much like the Oblivion series, but set in the future when you can visit other times and planets from the future. The storyline will basically be just the idea of you stopping some villain from completely rearranging the past.

the one where you have a strange creature that takes the form of a wooden puppet from space that fires a beam of raw energy named after himself out of his magic wand that magically appears when you want.... and he has a giant cannon inside his elbow

dont forget the "whirl" move and the ability to turn into a cannon that fires a FUCKING SUN! yeah, he turns into a WOODEN CANNON that fires A FUCKING SUN...

brownie points for anyone who knows the reference

It is ok to make fun of America. But if you make fun of any other country in a vague or joking way you get banned.