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Did you know it's National Masturbation Month? It's clear that there are plenty of wankers around Destructoid and its community, so I felt it appropriate to highlight this most joyous of occasions. "Fapping" used to be a common practice around here, but I don't see it much these days. Whatever onomatopoeia you use, masturbation is a worldwide practice that deserves some celebration.

The organizers of National Masturbation Day have stressed the health benefits of masturbation citing examples such as stress management, healthier pelvic muscles, secretion of endorphins, decrease in chances of prostatitis among men, decrease in candidiasis among women, cardiovascular exercise and safe sex. It's science, people. Turn that valve.

Love yourself. (Even if you don't masturbate, for any reason.)

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Systems I own:
Nintendo Wii U
Nintendo Wii
Xbox 360
PS3
PSP
Nintendo DS
Nintendo 3DS
Playstation Vita
Nintendo 3DSXL
I've owned a lot, but sadly I didn't keep them. I also, up until 2007, had a PS2, but it DIED.
I just recently got an N64 again. Starting again from scratch.

Stuff I like:
anything that's fun, honestly. If it looks fun, I'll give it a go. I'm not biased towards one game type.
couple of favs:
MOST things Mario [read: Mario's Missing]
Bioshock
the Mega Man series.
Virtua Fighter
VS games
Mariokart
Tetris
the Burnout series
Conker's Bad Fur Day [awesome]
Banjo-Kazooie
Some monster truck game of which I can't remember the name
Ranbow Six series
Resident evil
Fallout
So much. I won't post em' all, but so many.
A lot of retro-ish stuff, too.
ETERNAL DARKNESS-one of my favorite games. period.

I loved alot of my 64 games; wish I woulda kept em'
Actually, I should have kept a lot of my stuff. but I didn't.

I'm a big advocate for multiplayer; whether split-screen or otherwise. Even some sucky games can be fun with a friend.
I lost a big chunk of my game archives in 2005, but I'm too poor to completely rebuild it. Instead I just pick em' up on the cheap whenever I get the chance.

I'm a big arcade guy. I love em', and I wish they weren't disappearing.
Hopefully they won't.