I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp.
Her body was bangin’.
This chick was built with great parts.
Then she was beautiful I didn’t really know her,
But I noticed when I picked her up she had a funny odor
I was really confused cause she had a gorgeous body,
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty.
Her funk was crazy strong, killin’ me with deadly stank.
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank. (Cannon Ball)
To get away from the stank.
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that’s she’s hot.
But I don’t even know if I can do this cause she smells like R. Kelly’s date mixed with raw sewage.
Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth.
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I’m out.
She’s ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh.

I gotta admit she knocked me off of my feet.
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat.
She said:
“Puff, I really like you, and I’d really be embarrassed if you didn’t peep my heritage and meet my parents.”

(OHHHHHHH)

So I drove to their house, and I parked the car.
And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar.
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents’ house.
I started gaggin’ like a pubic hair in my mouth.
Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? “Yes!”
Her mom stank like Lady Gaga’s old @ss meat dress.
“Paparazzi!” Shut up! This sh&t ain’t funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman’s onesy.

(AHHHHHHH)
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Her mom made us dinner and I couldn’t even eat it.
Cause she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady’s cleavage.
I really like this girl, but I feel like givin’ in.
To-to-to-to be honest she smells like an Indian.

“Hey, that’s not funny!”

No, no man, I mean like Indian food.
Like, like curry smells bad. Indian Food!

And now she wants to get serious.
I don’t know what it is.
But if I don’t get away from the smell
Imma throw myself off a bridge. (ahhhhhhhh!~)
I gotta end it!
She smells like Venus William’s panties after playing tennis.
There’s no way that I can win this!
We go out to eat before we even get a seat, she makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street.
Like a f&ckin’ fire drill.
They skip their entire meal.
Yo DeeJay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?
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