It’s time once again to play everyone’s favorite online game: Are These Real Lines From a Vin Diesel Movie or Fictitious Phrases Invented by a Subpar Pop-Culture Writer! Really have to workshop the title sometime soon, damn. That’s straight horrible.

Today’s challenge is a particularly difficult one. Below are 10 lines. You must decide whether they appear in the trailer for XXX: The Return of Xander Cage or—

/studio audience interrupts with screams of “LIES!” and “NOBODY OVER THE AGE OF SEVEN WOULD THINK THIS IS THE NAME OF AN ACTUAL MOVIE!”

Whoa, whoa, the game hasn’t even started yet. There are no falsehoods to detect. Yes, a third XXX movie is coming out next year. It’s written by the same guy who penned London Has Fallen. Yes, it will be in theaters. No, the space-time continuum has not collapsed and dumped us back in 2002.

Let’s see how well you do, shall we?

Samuel L. Jackson: “This country has lost its way. I need you to make America straight again.”

Young Annoying Asian Sidekick: “No way I’m gonna to square off against these guys unless I look extra trill.”Vin Diesel: “Yeah well I don’t know nothing about being trill. All I know how to do is…”
/montage of XXX taking out multiple bad guys
…kill.”

Samuel L. Jackson: “Xander Cage is out there trying to save the world, general. And if you got a PROBLEM with that, you can shove those shiny medals directly up your a—
/jump cuts to Diesel surfing away from massive slo-mo explosion on the back of a shark