my day at school today

ok soo it was 8th hour im ready to go home so I decide to pass the time by taking a nap ...okay so I am having a good dream and then I wake up cuz I get a whiff of a bad smell I look up there is 3 people sitting by me I smell myself then I am like naww not me I smell good (Burberry touch cologne) then I smell the girl in front of me she didn't have a smell so i smell the person to the right of me she didn't have a smell so I'm like wtf is smelling like this then I so happen to lean back to stretch and the guy in back of me smells like ASS!!! like pure ASS!! like he just woke up and rolled his body around 2 butt cheeks and came right to school I mean damn he smelled horrible ....only good part about this only had 7 min. left in class lol so i didn't suffer to much