...I'm so bummed I can't be there on your yearly bus painting festival. Though I guess my Teletubbies and the Cat in the Hat have plenty of company by now. I take a pause here to enjoy the thought of how the majority of forum readers just went "huh?".

Yes, they have a great deal of company now! We miss you, especially much on Fall Fest weekend. SO glad y'all are back on the ship this year!!!

odman wrote:

I remember when you and me talked about me buying the neighboring property so that we could create a compound. A concept that we both thought was absolutely brilliant, but our wives for some reason, still completely unimaginable to me, thought that it would be a really bad idea.

Actually I think you are remembering this incorrectly. I am ALL FOR this idea, and can't imagine that I would ever have said otherwise *hugs*

Now get back to writing more of these awesome dictionary entries, my mind is still in Fall Fest mode and is not feeling very witty

Knut,Do me a favor and take the best of these and edit! Make it so I can just copy and paste into a txt box.. also, if you want..go find some clip-art that makes sense for a dictionary..I think I am going to start delegating some of these pages to you people who keep asking if you can help.. I don't know why I pressure myself to DO EVERYTHING! ROFL

aslanding - the act of falling but managing to protect your tiara and not spilling any champagnebumpster dive - digging up really old threads and comment on them just to get them back at the topconga-tagious - A Mickey Hart drum circle on the pooldeck at sunset...conundrum-circle - The sound of one drum drumming at sunset on the pooldeckcruiseifiction - what happens sometimes to an individual on the forum when not having all the facts straightcruiseooze - This is your brain the day after disembarkation.Custumes Check - The reality that the sparkly, shiny, glowy things, wigs and pirate stuff, polyester 70's clothes, might be looked at by some other really serious looking people with badges... and them not thinking it is funny.decksema - rash obtained while breakdancing on pool deckdoorjam - Skerik and Denson are battling it out in the jam room and it's so packed in there so you get stuck in the doordrumfounded - the inability to understand a brilliant ideafood breakdown - The highly emotional result of hitting the pizza bar at 4 am and only finding peas and carrots pizza.foodback - the combination of bad food and rough seas can lead to thisforumaldehyde - a post so bad that it completely kills a threadfunkblindness - staying up all night in the jamroom , then attempting to go ashore and being blinded by the bright sun bouncing off the dock/beach.funkempt - your appearance after dancing your ass off to DumpstaphunkFunkgasm - sensational pleasure felt during the peak of a funk performanceGuitarded - what many (including me) guitar players realize we are after seeing one of "those" guitarists rip it up on JamCruise.Jamilicious - Used particularly when the roof of the mouth is blistered by a hot dog or peas and carrots pizza hot out of the oven after grabbing a slice to wolf down on the way to the Jam Room; Also used to describe the taste of foods unique to the annual ritual of Jam Cruise, such as chicken jello.jamnesia - the last thing you remember was being in the jam room, and you have no clue how you got to where you woke upJamruminate (jam-room-in-ate) vb - the act of standing in the front row of the Jam Room while everyone else is dancing and being totally lost in a solo, hence standing still and scratching your head and/or rubbing your chin. While smiling, of course.Jamsomnia - the condition where one can't sleep because somewhere there is still live music playing on the ship somewhere.Jamticipation - waiting for itJaz-ex-ercise - A diet plan with minimal calories in and extreme cals outJcTSD - J amcruise Truamatic Stress Disorder - the weeks it takes you to fully recover from the cruise.knoxed - the act of being all around you at onceLadyROOT-Canal - no matter how painful...we are ready for the extraction... and all the threads she rode in on...MSCalculation - What you thought you drank and what your bar bill actually was when it was slid under your door.MSCommunication - "You want buy coupon drink here"Pooldecklectrified - if you don't go, you won't ever knowremorse code - unintelligeble utterings from cabins during the last morning as cruisers open their bar billsSker-tactik - The art of music where you completely frighten someone with the sound of your horn and freeze them in their tracks, while they still dance their asses off with a smile... and laughing with them when you both realize no one should have been frightened in the first place.TenderIzod - The orange shirt that you recognize worn by MSC people when coming back to catch the last tender to the ship in Costa Maya, because maybe you lost track of time and such...yellevator - when everybody are half deaf after a show and scream to each other as they ride the elevator

you got it Az. Roughly what number are you aiming for? Or should I say how many pages?If you want to I can put it all in a powerpoint and email you, that should be easy to cut&paste.Can I call myself Assistant Editor now?

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