Ah… The Onion

“From the Monroe Doctrine to our ignoring of the Kyoto Treaty, America has always boldly defied the powers that be. Ever since its founding, this great nation has courageously asserted its will, bravely tuning out the objections of the other nations of the world,” Bush said at the speech’s conclusion. “I urge you today, do not let that legacy die. Allow us to continue our long-standing tradition of getting our way.”