Gratuitous randomness: Big brother is watching you masturbate

It's an unsettling thought that, at any given moment, Big Brother may be watching you -- and in this day and age of surveillance cameras every ten feet, it's probably true. But this is America, and like the good people of Oceana, when we have unsettling thoughts we prefer not to think them. That's why today -- also because it's Wednesday, the day that we bring you the best of our internets world in a random compendium of images loosely related to whatever topic we happen to come up with -- we bring you this deconstruction of Big Brother's all-seeing eye.