Joe Packerhater

The Green Bay Packers are America's team?? Not on a cold day in Duluth.
Let's face it: Nobody likes a frontrunner. The fans are hot and cold in
Wisconsin. They have got a cap of every team in the NFL in their attic,
and whichever team is the hottest, that's the cap the wear. Right now,
they've got their Seahawks hat on. The Packers couldn't sell out a game
in Milwaukee. I remember those games, HAhahaha. Rows upon rows of empty
stands, now filled in Lambeau with drunks, degenerates, losers, and
mustached female ex-postal workers. I hate the packers so much, I wrote
this. It's a parody of the Lord's prayer.
Our Favre, who art in jail, hallowed be thy painkillers. Thy Vikings
come, thy will be done, he will be sacked 15 times. Give them this day
their daily loss, and forgive them nothing, as they go onto lose by 50
points. And lead them not into victory, but the hall of shame, because
forever and ever, the Packers suck.

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Packers Losses

Loss 1 at Lambeau Minnesota 37 Green Bay 24

This game was a laugher. Brett Favre continued to have a jinx against the mighty Vikings, throwing for 114 yards and 3 interceptions. I feel sorry for the fantasy football owners who had Brett Favre that day. The starting offense accounted for 3 points. Whoever was starting at wide receiver, be it Monica Lewinsky or my German shepherd with hip problems could have caught 5 for 190 and 2 touchdowns, but on Monday night, Randy Moss put those stats up.
Packer Grade ... F
No Offense, No Defense
Viking Grade ... A+
Exploited weaknesses and played strong D

Loss 3 at Three Rivers, Pittsburgh
For the second time this year, their defense killed them instead of Brett Favre. The injury bug got rid of Travis Jervey, a running back out of the Citadel, so the Packers have one less gay player on their team.The defense gave up 27 straight points to a struggling offense led by Kordell Stewart, before the offense started a futile effort to tie or take the lead.
Steeler Grade...A
How Kordell got his groove back...play a weak defense.
Packer Grade...D
Favre shoots himself in the foot most weeks, but now, it's the defenses turn.