Can Joffrey get some love?

This is Joffrey and, as you can see, he's very special. Joff made me quite proud last week - he caught a mouse overnight. I was less pleased he'd brought it into the house but I didn't have time to sort it before work, so I left them together, hoping the situation would resolve itself.
Anyway, when I got home Joff was begging for food. (According to Joff, he's on a near starvation diet. According to the vet, he's a fatty.)
What my stupid animal hadn't realised, was that the mousey had fallen asleep - of all places - in Joff's biscuit bowl. The mouse has now left the house, unharmed, well recovered following his nap and no doubt full of cat biscuits. Joff seems curious about why his biscuits smell of mouse. Are there any awards for dumb cats, I think I might enter?