Woman Posts A Story About Her Black Eye, Then Reveals Her Unlikely Assailant

We humans have a tendency to think of our dogs as the protectors of our homes. That’s why so many people adopt large guard dogs, or put signs in front of their homes warning any possible intruders that what lies behind the front door isn’t going to back off if confronted.

Imgur user mytoasterisaninefficienthanddryer certainly subscribed to this notion, which is why she got the surprise of a lifetime when there was a noise in her home but her dog Gypsy was the one looking for protection. The result of her dog’s fear is hilariously unfortunate.

As this Imgur user tells it, she and her dog Gypsy were together watching TV when they got the surprise of a lifetime…

“So there I was, chilling on the couch with my darling dog Gypsy. Her, in her usual spot draped across my legs (which of course in her mind, she’s with no bigger than a cat and certainly does not weigh 30kgs, therefore no issue) me, happily laughing like some crayon eating fuck at pictures on Imgur, when suddenly a gust of wind hits the house. Now this was a bit of a surprise to us both,” mytoasterisaninefficienthanddryer said of the incident.

“I can only assume Gypsy thought the worst and that some sort of dog apocalypse was upon us where cold hoses would be brandished without abandon, and that the world’s supply of people’s underwear to chew had run out. While I did not share the same fears, I was most certainly surprised by the hardness of her head when she leapt up in utter terror and promptly headbutted the absolute fuck out of me,” mytoasterisaninefficienthanddryer continued.

“Now after reassuring Gypsy that the apocalypse was not upon us and that while I would prefer if she didn’t chew my undies, there were still plenty belonging to other people, I then inspected my face and found a black eye to put once were warriors to shame,” she explained in her post on Imgur.