If you’re a parent, you know there’s nothing more frustrating and soul-crushing than when your child won’t stop crying.

This dad, though, seems to have a secret formula (get it? Formula? Because she’s a baby) for getting his little girl to turn off the waterworks.

While this is certainly cute, we recommend he bottle it (get it? Bottle? Because she’s a baby) and sell it. After all, you gotta milk it (okay, that's enough of the bad puns -- we promise) for all you can.