ISSN: 1525-898XObservations by and for the vaguely disenchanted by Kevin G. Barkes

Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video,
raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance
of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.

The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for Nature to follow. Now we just set the clock an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.-E.B. White

Heisenberg,
Gödel,
and
Chomsky
walk into a bar. Heisenberg says, "From the fact that we are all here I can infer that this is a joke, but cannot determine whether or not the joke is funny." Gödel says, "No, we can't tell if the joke is funny because we're inside it--if we could observe ourselves from outside, we would know." Chomsky just shakes his head sadly. "No, no," he says, "The joke is funny. You're just telling it wrong."