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RICK MORRISEY EATS HIS COLUMN, LITERALLY

Back in 2007, Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Tribune claimed he would eat his column with salsa on it if Noah even proved to be “useful” as a player on the Bulls.

Well not only did he talk the talk, he walked the walk. He literally slathers his column with salsa and then proceeds to eat it with Noah getting his respect throughout (the actual eating takes place at the 5:00 mark).

I for one cannot even believe that Noah is doing this well. And I’m sure our boy Madison is gloating because he took him in our fantasy draft.

Let’s just say that no one in the free world expected an 11 pt and 13 rebound average. Shooting the way he does and being just so “missing linkish?” it’s just really hard to imagine this guy knows what he’s doing on the court.

But one has to admit that Noah has gotten it figured out. At least for the first 10 games.