3rd Annual I HEART JOKES AWARDS presented by NxNe

Ladies and gentlemen we come together again for the 3rd year in a row to celebrate Canadian (Toronto) comedy! To shine the light on the best comedy city in the best comedy country. Be there as we pay tribute to the hard work the scene has put in night in and night out. The beers, the stages, the punchlines (or lack there of), the dirty chicken wings, but most of all Evan Desmarais and Rob Mailloux.

NOMINATIONS ARE NOW OPEN TO THE PUBLICEmail; iheartjokesawards@gmail.comTwitter; @IHJawards

For nominations tweet at #IHJpicks

AWARDS---COMEDY BABE AWARD---(You know, the chick who goes on stage and you dont even pay attention to their jokes cause you wanna throw your dick at em too hard)

---COMEDY HUNK AWARD--- (you know, the bro who goes on stage and you dont even pay attention to their jokes cause you wanna throw your dick at em too hard)

---SUBSTANCE ABUSE AWARD--- (The award that goes to the comic who is letting drinking and drugs make them a better comic.)

---SHIT DISTURBER AWARDS---(Like these awards but in a person)

---BEST BLACK COMIC AWARD---(you decide)

---"HUMBLE" BRAGER AWARD---(not every post about your tour schedule)

---COMEDIAN IN A COMMERCIAL AWARD---(come on)

---BEST OUT OF TOWNER AWARD---(if you're not from the GTA)

---OPEN MIC HERO AWARD---(The Comic who you see at every show that you dont do anymore)

---WORST WEEKLY SHOW AWARD---(the show that shouldn't exist, just stop, please)

---CREEPIEST COMIC AWARD---(The comic who keeps messaging you at 4 am, or corners you in the back of the bar and sticks you in a convo for 24min)

---BEST BREAK UP AWARD---(the ones that get you excited when you scroll by em on tinder)

---BEST COUPLE AWARD---(Future winners of the best breakup)

---COMEDY GROUPIE OF THE YEAR---(the person who isn't a comic, but is sad enough to hang around with them)

---I WISH I WROTE THAT AWARD---(the jokes that pisses you off its that good)

---THE COMICS COMIC AWARD---(when the laughs mostly come from the back of the room)

---WHY DID THEY QUIT AWARD---(where did they go, they made me laugh)

---THE REALLY NICE AWARD---(for the comic who is nice, too nice, what are their motives nice!)

---FUCK THEY ARE GOING TO BE GOOD AWARD---(the middle you'll be middling for eventually)

---BIG DEAL THEY HAD A GOOD YEAR AWARD---(the comic you're jealous about and asking them how they got the things they got)