Music plays an important role in our lives, especially the lyrics. This blog will display the lyrics of my favorite songs. I am descended from a sept of the clan Gunn of Scotland, so I will post a lot of Scottish folk song lyrics. Enjoy.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Scotland The Brave (humorous)Roy Williamson

Land o' the purple heather.Land o' the dirty weather.Land where the midges gaither, Scotland the Brave.Land o' the Pakistanis,Andy Capp and Saturday sannies.Land where they sell their grannies, Scotland the Brave.

Used to say in faither's day,You could hear the bagpipes play,But now you hear the regal tones o' Elton John and The Rolling Stones.Land that is full o' stinkers,Wee fat Jews and VP drinkers.Whisky put a lot o' stinkers, into Scottish graves.

The tourists come here every yearTo see all our historic gear,But all they see is loads o' navvies, high rise flats wi' concrete lavvies.Land o' the artic' lorries,Andy Stewart and ra Corries,Land where everybody borries, Scotland the Brave.

Conservatives try to assure us,Labour's hard-put to endure us,The Kirk puts curbs on our enjoyment, Government makes unemployment.Never mind - the day is near,When independence will be here!We'll drink a toast in Younger's beer to Scotland the Brave!

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