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Monday, May 05, 2008

#1 - I honestly thought I knew about most sexual fetishes. I guess I have heard of this, but never heard of anyone who actually participated. The thought that a former A list film actor and now a B- with some great name recognition would enjoy participating in food sex is kind of funny. Food sex as in covering you and your partner in various foods and then having sex. Our actor only does it in hotels and only with hookers. Maybe having all that food all over him hides his bald areas.

#2 - Our B list film actress who happens to be married to a real winner was on a recent modeling shoot. Our actress loves crack and had arranged to meet a friend of a friend while she was in this city not her own who was going to supply her with everything she needed. He did show up, and she bought enough rocks to get her through the day. Unfortunately she didn't have a crack pipe because she didn't want to carry it on the plane. Her dealer didn't have one either. To say she was upset was an understatement. She sent her dealer and her assistant out to get one. They came back a short while later with one they had got from a homeless person for $100. Our actress didn't even bother to say thanks. Just spent the next hour in kind of a haze, the photo shoot be damned.

For some reason I was thinking Kevin Costner for 1. Do you guys really consider Willis B- after the success of that last Die Hard movie?Other than that I have to admit he does have great name rec, I just don't see him as B-

twisty, the first thing that occurred to me when I read the words "a real winner," was that Ent was being sarcastic and the guy was probably a real loser. Of course, I've been wrong before, so who the hell knows?

if said actor is balding on top, why would he worry about other balding areas? for that matter, do other areas go bald?? that makes me think nic cage, or maybe robin williams, and yes, he would have been A (i know its cool to despise him, but i've always loved him).

Eva Longoria for 2. I am only guessing her because her husband is a basketball player and won (I think) last year. She doesn't look like a crackhead, but you never know. Also, who on Earth would use a crack pipe from a homeless? You're just asking for a disease, though, I'm sure that was the least of her thoughs.

Like many of you, I'm thinking that number one is DEFinitely Jude Law -- his receeding hairline is becoming more prominent, his handsomeness is a shadow of what it used to be, and he hasn't really had a girlfriend since he and Sienna broke up, has he? Hookers it is, I guess. I can see him being a weirdo who's into food fetishes. Whatevs.

2 is TOTALLY Brittany Murphy! I truly can't see Ent using the phrase "a real winner" without complete sarcasm. And, I mean, she looks like dogshit -- gaunt and wonky and kinda erratic. I'd say crack would be a fantastic explanation for her downgrade in appearance. And her husband SSSUUUCCCKS! He looks like a greasy bullfrog with a gigantor combover! Grody.

Can I also please say that Eva Longoria is totally evil and utterly abhorrent, yes, but I don't think she's the answer to EVERY. SINGLE. BV?

I kind of like Robin Williams for the B- former A with name recognition. Recently, he has been in crappy movies: anyone bother to see "Man of the Year?" I didn't think so...plus, info about this fetish and the hookers involved could have been the straw that broke the hairy camel's back for his wife, Marsha Garces...just a thought. Of course, now that I re-read it, Robin Wms is DEFINITELY not bald...if he is in any other places, I do not want to know.

Shayna -- I'm only laughing my ass off at your comment right now because I'm remembering the first time I saw one of RW's recent HBO Comedy Specials. HE IS THE HAIRIEST MAN ALIVE! Seriously! Gorillaesque! Arm hair that's braid-worthy! Anyway, RW is a hirsute dude, that's for sure.

I remember seeing an article about an actor having a public chest waxing for some charity or cause... I can't remember who it was, but it was in the last week. Could that be the clue about "bald areas"??

Hi, all, no clues for these, but does anyone remember the BI about the actor's underaged son who was with the older woman? TMZ had a story last week (yeah, I'm slow) in which they revealed the underaged VICTIM's name but not that of the alleged adult perpetrator. I think someone guessed it, but I can't find the blind:

I saw that article and was astonished that they not only named him but showed his picture. How completely low class of TMZ. They should never reveal the name of a minor who may be the victim of a sex crime.

That said, Billy Bob is probably giving him a pat on the back and a good ole "that's my boy!"

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