Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Do we really need this much government involvement? Really, is foie gras that huge of a commodity?

Any time Bea Arthur speaks on a subject, I know I just *won't care*.

If fattened goose liver is banned, it will just drive the black market price up. People will start coming in from Mexico into California with goose liver in their colons. People will have ducks in their closets. Please, stop the madness!

I resemble one of the remarks in that article! When voting for governor, I always give my vote to the pro-ferret Libertarian. If there is no such duck, I will vote Republican if the Libertarian otherwise scares me (pro-infant-pot-smoking, retroactive abortion, etc.).

Thanks for the Bugmenot login, MKJ. I went ahead and read it.
Hey, Brad, you were probably kidding, but if not, I'm with you! At the risk of sounding like a lunatic, if I lived in a place where ferrets were illegal, I might be swayed to vote for someone based on their position on that issue.
And it would be a terrible shame if your right to eat engorged goose liver was taken away.

Sorry, I'm with the chefs on this one. Livestock is raised to be eaten. What about the 25 people in the company who will be out of a job? What are these politicians thinking? They should be making it easier to get foie gras by funding more companies to raise ducks and geese thereby creating jobs.

Yah I saw the registration page and stopped there, although yesterday I was reading Dave's Column on Maimi Herald.com and after reading the first it then wouldn't let me click on another link until I registered. I HATE THAT! So I googled Dave's Column and read it off another site so I didn't have to register.

Babs... Not kidding. Seriously, we had a L-party candidate here for governor last time Davis ran whose statement started with ferret legalization. The funniest thing about the ferret law here is that (gasp!) lots of people have ferrets in their homes in California! Even Petco has a ferret supply section.

Anyway, I am a dog guy, so I'm basically for anything that might keep the cat population in check! haha.

Oh just another interesting note on how crazy it is here in Southern California. It is illegal to DECLAW your cat in the city limits of West Hollywood. Not sure how that fits into protecting ducks and squirrels, but it was actually voted on in the city council. Not much else going on in West Hollywood I guess.