I worked as a lifeguard at a waterpark two years ago, and we used to see how long we could stay on our feet down a slide. One of the guys tried to do it on a slide very similar to this one, and ended up face planting and knocking out a tooth

when the night is dark and stormy, there is a lonley 16 year old pothead who quietly masturbates but he is always whispering something into the smoke...."DOOMBUNNI" he says, and he will always be so loyal to doombunni as he ejaculates all over his wall thinking of his majesty doombunni, our lord and saviour