Did You Know...

If you notice the Sheriff attracting a crowd these days like a switched-on 200 watt light bulb during a moth infestation, it might be because news recently hit the street that one of the safest places to be in Washington, DC is wherever Joe Biden is.

Bin Laden’s hand-written diary lists the secretary of defense and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff as major targets, but the head of Joe Biden? Meh, maybe later. A counter-terrorism official tells the Telegraph, “There is a note indicating that the vice president is not an important target because that position has less weight.”