Symptoms of swollness include the inability to wear shirts (swollness raises body temperature) and abs so cut they could be used to make a finely balanced fruit plate (swollness strikes first in the stomach region). Have you seen other evidence of swollness in your area? Is there a magic mangosteen seller in your hood who might have a case of swolls? Have you seen your neighborhood celery vendor pounding lots of protein? Do your duty as a global citizen, review the pictures below of these new swollness cases in Asia, and let us know — because if you see something, say something.