Wall Street Really Wants Jeb Bush to Run for President

Because there are no two phrases Americans still recovering from the recession like to hear in the same sentence more than "Bush" and "Wall Street," Bloomberg News reports that Wall Street's money men are really hot on the idea of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush running for president in 2016.

See, Wall Street wants a Republican president who will stop hounding on all that "Wall Street vs. Main Street" rhetoric and trade in regulations for tax cuts. They're not really excited by certain wings of the Republican party that are too hung up on social policy. Wall Street has gay friends! Plus, they're not exactly all biblically upstanding citizens themselves. *Insert Wolf of Wall Street joke here.*

Bush himself has said that the party's social policy is driving away potential voters.

"Way too many people believe Republicans are anti-immigrant, anti-woman, anti-science, anti-gay, anti-worker, and the list goes on and on and on," Bush said at CPAC in 2013. "I'm here to tell you there is no 'us' or 'them.' The face of the Republican Party needs to be the face of every American, and we need to be the party of inclusion and acceptance."