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• British broadcaster ITV had its Heidi moment on Saturday, cutting away to a Hyundai commercial just before Steven Gerrard's pretty goal against the U.S. "Cock-ups all around," as The Independentputs it . Meanwhile, per ESPN The Soccernet, it's widely expected that keeper Rob Green "will be dropped" like a slow-rolling 30-footer in advance of England's game against Algeria.