If you’ve had your share of road trips, you know the hum of your vehicle’s engine, monotonous scenery and general weariness will put you to sleep faster than a John Legend lullaby. In fact, I credit my obnoxiously loud hip-hop playlist and the occasional fast-food energy boost for getting me through that endless trip.

But that got me to thinking – many of your favorite rappers have a lot in common with those greasy burger joints. Lemme show you how.

If rappers were fast-food chains….

… 2 Chainz is McDonalds

Technically terrible but pretty enjoyable in (very) small doses.

… Drake is Wendy’s

Decent sometimes, bland most times but y’all hype it like it’s Thanksgiving dinner.

… J. Cole is Burger King

Usually better than expected but y’all love criticizing it for some unexplained reason.

… A$AP Rocky is Arby’s

Seems appealing but never as good as you’d expect.

… Chance the Rapper is Domino’s Pizza

Started out super mediocre but somehow along the way got pretty good.

… Ab-Soul is Sonic

Satisfying but no one pays attention. Their loss.

… Lupe Fiasco is Chick-fil-A

So incredibly good but lord, some of those political beliefs are problematic.

… Lil Wayne is Rally’s

A guilty pleasure years ago but does this even exist anymore?

… Kanye West is Taco Bell

Keeps adding weird new stuff to the menu but we only like the old stuff.

… Migos is Waffle House

Gross and I’m judging you for loving it.

… Young Thug is the filthy dumpster behind Waffle House

Self-explanatory.

Which rappers do you have a taste for? And which ones make your stomach turn? Let us know below.

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This is pretty funny. I’ve been running through the articles on this blog for the past few days. Great writing! Why won’t you write about Cardi B’s blow up? I think her music (and that style in general) is terrible but I’d like to hear your thoughts too.