a magical creature that is known for its massive rainbow coloured dick. it is an awesome creature of insane manliness and extremely aggresive when it has a sexual urge to rape. When a zedbra finds a potential rape victim, it will lure the prey in with his multi coloured penis and when the prey is close enough he will repeatedly beat the woman with his " Rod of rightouesness" and then proceed to rape the victim. if it encounters a male, he will aggressively charge at him and beat him violently to death. if you encounter a zedbra in its natural habitat you should consider yourself lucky to see such an outstanding creature as he beats you violently to death with its pork sword.

A person whom lives in Canada that is worth 2 centimeters. The person may also have affections for either a Ryan, Mike, or Brianna. A zedbra is commonly seen roaming around with their secret lovers Frankie.

Jordon: I live in Canada and i love you.
Ryan: aww..your such a zedbra..i love you!