Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Turkey Day

Three hundred sixty four days of the year"Turkey" means just one thing:The kind of bad movie that goes down like beer,Of whose charms you're left dying to sing.But on Thanksgiving Day, it's the likely main courseOf a dinner that will hold us entranced.Stuffing, cranberries -- pumpkin pie, of course,With some coffee as we unbuckle our pants.Give your thanks, pilgrim, and when you've eaten it allIn the company of those whom you love,Here's a suggestion from me: Turn off the football...And watch BLOOD FREAK (pictured above)!