Bargain Book for 10/23/2014: Acetone Enema: A Morbid Collection of Short Stories & Poetry by Nicholas Alan Tillemans

What makes a headless woman a hot date? Are babies born demons or is “Baby Face” a crazed monster hunting them? Where did the teeth between Audrey’s legs come from? What is one to do with a hungry mound of earth in one’s backyard besides give it what it wants?

You’ll find the answers to these questions and more in this unhinged collection of cruel and unusual stories to screw with your head.

About the Author:
Nicholas Alan Tillemans is author of several unwarranted tomes of extreme horror comedy and an invisible children’s book instruction manual.

Tillemans works a soul-sucking day job. In his spare time, he writes, brews award-winning homebrewed beer and cider and keeps an exotic Oscar fish. He has recently taken up the Concertina (squeezebox) and sometimes appears in public as Guzzles, a heavy-drinking, foul-mouthed clown.

If you’re a nervous type, take the instruction manual and run. Everyone else stay tuned. Only time will tell the true depths of his madness.