Vote for your favorite Bloggess Disclaimer

This week in The Bloggess's column on Sexis, she has created several disclaimers so awesome, we can't pick our favorite! And so we turn to you, our community members, to help declare which one is the best.

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I mean, I love the role reversal one... especially the spelling... but I had to go with the caution one. And also, I'd like to point out that if it weren't for the Bloggess, I'd have never found this site, and I wouldn't have spent so much money. Wait... Damn her! (But in the best way possible)

This week in The Bloggess's column on Sexis, she has created several disclaimers so awesome, we can't pick our favorite! And so we turn to you, our community members, to help declare which one is the best.
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This week in The Bloggess's column on Sexis, she has created several disclaimers so awesome, we can't pick our favorite! And so we turn to you, our community members, to help declare which one is the best.

I think that #4 would be even more awesome if the title were changed from "Clarification" to "I Did This" (ripped from #9), and if the dog icon were replaced with #6's Godzilla.

03/08/2010

Caitlin Lenon

Number 11, with the crushed fingers - no masturbation for YOU! is perfect, but I loves me some Godzirra. Also, as I mentioned elsewhere, the possum kicking incident has got me down, and an autographed ball gag would sure cheer me up!