With more information on Ronda Rousey’s budding WWE career, here she is pro wrestling against Shayna Baszler, who clearly has no idea how to execute a Diamond Cutter*. QUICK, GUESS WHAT RONDA’S FINISHER IS!

*It’s a spade, but inside the wrestling ring that signal suggests somebody’s about to feel the bang.

I’m not gonna front, Ronda Rousey in the WWE would be the greatest thing ever. If she thinks her opponents in UFC are catty and ineffective, wait until she has to sell a one-footed dropkick from Nikki Bella and get “sexy pinned” by Aksana.

Why is that one chick holding a fucking sword?! There are no swords in WWE (though there are huge-ass buster swords in Japanese pro-graps, so maybe they’re taking in the Four Horsewomen to the Land of the Rising Sun?).

I went to a local gig the other day (EPW yeaaaah) and they had a Hardcore Battle Royal. A dude wearing LOD gear came out with a huuuuge Buster sword but it was more of a comedy prop, when he finally went to use it the thing was too heavy and unbalanced him to the point where someone easily pushed him out of the ring.