Megazon Proposal. 1. Snow. 2. Track. 3. Mold. 4. Sinkholes. Luring Megazon to our city for their second headquarters will be tough. It snows here almost every day! Let's say "Banks on every corner"! The only business here now is a horse racing track. Tell them we have a "stable economy." There no places to live because of the mold outbreak. We can boast about our "housing growth." Worst of all, sinkholes have started swallowing all the roads. That's easy, we'll say "Brand news underground transit system"!

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board before working with the human tax code!