GOOD NEWS: Scientists Say Watching Porn Makes You Better In Bed

Fire up the good ol’ Redtube or XNXX, because you’ve got some film to watch. Not just for your own personal pleasure, but for real science research purposes. They say it’s always good to be working on personal growth, and science is now justifying all your porn watching by saying it’ll make your sex drive higher and improve your performance in bed.

Two scientists set out on their experiment by asking a bunch of dudes to film their porn watching habits. They then used a survey to determine their results and found out that the more you watch porn, the higher your arousal level is.

Researchers Nicole Prause and James Pfaus recruited 280 men and asked them to meticulously record their porn viewing hours per week.

The men – who were straight, white and mostly in their early 20s – were also asked to fill out questionnaires on their sexual desire and activity.

The scientists found arousal rose to its highest level for men who watched more than two hours of porn per week.

It also increased the amount the men wanted to be with their partners.

Watching more than two hours of porn per week seems low, but when you think about it: How many times are you actually able to make it through more than 15 minutes? Hell, if you’re making it last longer than 30 minutes, you’ve got a problem. Now you’ve got an excuse to tell your girl when she says you’re watching too much porn. Just tell her you are doing it for her.

Time to make like Peyton Manning and spend hours in the film room to ensure you’re as prepared as you can be for game time..

“Asking a bunch of dudes to film their porn watching habits”? Perhaps you meant to say, “asking a bunch of dudes to ‘keep track of’ their porn watching habits”, right? I guess Freudian slips happen though.