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(Bart tries to seek help from a French policeman after he is sen...

(Bart tries to seek help from a French policeman after he is sent into town by Cesar and Ugolin, and he walks away dejected, because he couldn't communicate in French with the policeman.)Bart: I'm so stupid. Anybody could have learned this dumb language by now. Here I've listened to nothing but French for the past (Speaking French) two months and I haven't learned a word. Wait! I'm talking French now. Incredible!(Bart runs back up to the French policeman.)Bart: (Speaking French) You gotta help me! These two guys work me night and day. They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the floor. They put anti-freeze in the wine, and they gave my red hat to the donkey.Policeman: (Speaking French) Anti-freeze in the wine? That is a very serious crime!

Adil: How can you defend a country where 5 percent of the people control 95 percent of the wealth?Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think, and act, and worship any way they want!Adil: Can not.Lisa: Can too.Adil: Can not!Lisa: Can too!Homer: Please, please kids! Stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

(Adil clears the dishes after dinner.)Homer: Did you see that? You know, Marge, this the way I've always wanted it to be. We've become a fully functioning family unit. We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing.Marge: Homer!Lisa: Your paper-thin commitment to your children sends shivers down my spine! May I be excused?(Lisa gets up and leaves.)Marge: Lisa!Homer: Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her. (Laughs)Marge: Homer!Homer: Just kidding!