SIR IVASSCUS: Never fear, good Trotsky! As always, I have Stalin's best interests at heart!

(Trotsky keeps silent and plays dumb.)

IVasscus straps Stalin to the horse's ass, sadly regretting that his comatose state means that he will never smell all the banana farts IVasscus is diligently laying on him in his green cape dutch oven.

SIR IVASSCUS: later assholes

TURN 7: VLADTRON FORCES

GUY ON WALL: They're getting away!

DRAYKO: Not if I have anything to say about it! Dragons! Run them down!

DRAGON KNIGHT 1: Trap.

DRAGON KNIGHT 2: Obvious trap.

DRAYKO: What? Get moving! They're getting away!

DRAGON KNIGHT 1: Feigned retreat, trying to draw us out.

DRAGON KNIGHT 2: Even the Jellybeans aren't stupid enough to attack a castle with only two knights.

DRAYKO: Crap!

TURN 7: KING METHHOUSE

King MethHouse has been watching the entire proceedings in his Crystal MethBalls, especially appreciating IVasscus's secret Feats to smear stinky bananas all over Stalin in turn 1to make him more easily detectable, and throwing his voice to pretend to be a guy spotting Stalin in turn 4. Regardless, the drawbridge is down, and the King's armies are ready for the assault. All that remains now is Dogdu's mission to learn VladTron's secret plans.