The Man - Carousel of Sound 7" (Hozac)

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"ARE YOU WIRED TO GET HIRED? Let’s get this straight, nobody likes to be
pushed around by THE MAN. With all of the corporate involvement in the
music industry these days, it’s finally time to grab those smug CEOs and
thrust them onstage and see what comes out when you really stick ‘em.
And nothing is more satisfying, both financially and fiscally
responsible, than to let THE MAN do their thing, because they will walk
all over you and you will love every minute of it. With a
panicky/riveting/down-sizing guitar crunch, merging with the heavy dose
of anxiety-riddled bass throb, over-worked, stress-wrenched drumming,
and all slathered in “workplace harassment”-style vocals, your long-term
relationship with THE MAN is one “meeting” you just can’t opt out of
and still come away with your promotion intact. Resistance is futile,
projections seem grim, and your mental and fidooshiary well-being depend
on nothing more than your complete and utter submission to THE MAN, in
all of it’s holdings and territories, as declared in their mission
statement, thumbtacked to your forehead. " -VictimofTime.com