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Mugatu, my sweet, whilst that sounds idyllic, you ought to know that there are ground rules:

I love to cook, so no eating out every night. And you will get Lobster Thermidor at home.
I like my own life and space, so I will insist on you having boys nights out regularly.
I don't want to know what you're thinking about every minute of the day.
I don't need you to decide which outfit suits me better, I don't need your input into what clothes, shoes, bags, or cushions I buy, and I don't need you to buy them for me. In fact, I'd prefer it if you went to the pub and let me go shopping on my own.
Cuddling afterwards is over-rated.

As long as you can live with that, then get yourself over here, stud muffin.

*faints at the sight of his lovely valentine in this little "nothing" that she is wearing*

PRS, thank you for being my valentine, you surely made this day special to me. I am glad I was able to give some of the joy back to you

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Posted:
Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:10 pm

PRS Girly Girl wrote:

And for Harry

Bawlsie loves it when you do that to him; it's the only way they get clean.

Of course darling, where do you wish to dine? We went to Challos the other day, so we could go to possibly Mary Elaine's for some French cuisine, or maybe the Tapino Kitchen & Wine Bar for a more exotic meal? Its your call.

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Posted:
Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:05 am

I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day, Anti-Valentine's Day, February 14, Thursday or whatever day it was for you. This thread was a tremendous amount of fun and a big source of entertainment. Thank you to everyone for making my week a lot brighter and for being such great sports.

My special thanks to BC for being my special Valentine. Many thanks to Jojobean, Rodus and Obi for putting up with me.

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Posted:
Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:49 am

Eight, what an amazing woman you are... I can't believe I've found someone that won't make me go shopping with her.
It's a deal then... as long as you let me cook now and then too. We can't let all this talent go to waste.

Thanks for being my valentine this week! (I think all the rest of the boys are secretly damning themselves for letting a cracker like you pass them by). And cheers for being a damn good sport...

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Posted:
Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:35 pm

Just got back here to work
@BA cool the backlash and pinion depth need to be set on the third member. and i preloaded the coil overs so it wont sit to low when we put the fuel cell, battery. and NOS bottles in... oh damn i almost forgot to mock up the upper wheelie bar mounts

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Posted:
Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:55 pm

true to real life, I didn't get a virtual valentine,

I'll take out my dissappointment on a lad or five, they can share my pain!

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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

I am back out of my medically induced coma. Corona was a lot harder on me that I thought that she'd be. I should have realized that I was in for a treat when she showed up in that crotchless prison guard suit and holding that genital tazer.

So, after the medical staff provided me with several pints of blood, plasma, fluids, etc... I regained about half of the 85 pounds of body mass that I lost to Corona's voracious appetite. I have also regained some of the feeling in my extremities, which I am really happy about. Now, if I can get some of my equilibrium back, I will be able to walk again. What day is it anyway? I can no longer tell.

The next time Corona and I get together, I am going to plan ahead a little bit better. I think that the only way to handle her is to be shot full of human growth hormone, erythropoietin, testosterone, glucocorticosteroids, synthetic testosterone, anabolic steroids, horse testosterone, amphetamines, and my own pre-packed oxygen-rich red blood cells.

Anyhow, thanks Corona for an unforgettable Valentine's Day. As soon as I can walk again, let's get together and watch the videos. I am especially interested to see the video that the money shot.

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