A Guide to the Saddest Meals for Singles (but You Guys, Let's Laugh, Not Cry)

For the record, there's nothing technically sad about eating a meal solo at all. But sometimes, packaging and certain circumstances can make it feel a little lonely. Inspired by this hilarious but kind of genius white zinfandel and Chips Ahoy snack pack I spotted over on Jezebel yesterday, I put together a list of eight meals or cooking aids targeted at folks who are dining alone. No porterhouse for two here, you guys. Just a ranking of eight meals or cooking aids you might be tempted by when you're on your own. Eighth place: Pizza by the slice Why: This comes in last place because it's not even sad. It's just awesome. Seventh place: The aforementioned wine and cookie package Why: It should be sad, but it's too funny to really be. Plus, COOKIES. Sixth place: Chinese delivery when the restaurant packs enough plastic utensils for at least four people, but it's actually all for you. Why: It's kind of embarrassing, but the delivery guy doesn't have to know it's just for you. Play loud music when he comes to the door to fool him into thinking you're having a party so he won't judge you. Sharing sucks, anyway. Fifth

Why: Whereas one little mug brownie feels like, "OK, I just really needed some dessert during the PMS dark days," this book feels like "OK, I am ready to give up on life." But, it was used as a prop on The Mindy Project, so it's cool to buy one now.

Why: No wait, THIS says you're giving up on life and you're willing to plan ahead eight hours to do so.

Second place: A Lunchable.

Why: Sure, for kids they're just an overprocessed, minimally nutritious lunch helpful for moms in a hurry. Fine. But for a lone adult as a sad, slightly drunken 2 A.M. snack, they are really sad. Please note, I ONLY DID THAT ONCE, YOU GUYS, SHUT UP.