You know I jokingly ask for these things… not thinking you guys will come up with and send in perfectly logical answers to hypothetical post questions. I should really know you guys better by now! Do I even want to ask who The Joker would be? >_>
Submitted by J.D. Bennett and Old Man Roundo

Joker: Hi. You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and, uh…

Harvey: RACHEL!

Joker: Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's kennel. I didn't rig those voltorbs.

Harvey: Your team, your strategy!

Joker: [smirks slowly] Do I really look like a guy with a strategy? You know what I am? I'm a guy chasing Enteis. [giddy] I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. Team Plasma has strategies. The Gyms have strategies. Gordon's got strategies. They're schemers. Schemers trying to catch their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to catch things really are. So when I say… [grabs Harvey's hand, Harvey struggles a little] ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you'll know that I'm telling the truth. [starts unstrapping Harvey's wrists from one side] It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had strategies. And, uh… [starts unstrapping Harvey's other wrist] look where that got ya.

[Once Harvey's other wrist is free, he attempts to grab The Joker, the two struggle with each other until The Joker grabs a hold of Harvey's hands, moving them from side to side]

Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little strategy and turned it on itself. Look at what I did to this city with a few voltorbs and a couple of critical hits Hm? You know–you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to strategy"… even if the strategy is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get critical hit, or a truck load of soldiers will self-destruct, nobody panics, because it's all part of the strategy. But when I say that one little old mayor will be OHKOed… well, then everyone loses their minds! [lets go of Harvey's hands and pulls out a hyper beam TM, facing himself] Introduce a little trolling. [puts the TM into Harvey's hand, pressing the use button] Upset the established order, then everything becomes…flaming. [guides the TM to his own forehead, smacking his lips] I'm an agent of Trolls. Oh, and you know the thing about trolling? It's fair.

[Harvey thinks for a minute, and shows Joker the unscarred side of his coin]

I hate that one! So annoying in Brycen's gym
Mudkip! We must make sure to purge our mountains of these atrocities.
However, these can stay:
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(Actually, Beartic would make a good Mr. Freeze)

Sorry, it's all I could draw this morning, with a toast in one hand and a bus to catch in the other. I have huge hands. Wacom made me a custom 10 feet by twelve feet Bamboo Fun tablet. You'd figure that for the price they asked me, I would have added a few extra hundred bucks for a better tablet model, but I am cheap. Unlike my custom Fender, but that's another story.

Which I will tell right now.

Fender made me a custom Telecaster the size of a small automobile, with telephone wires and snakes that are stapled together for strings. The pickups pick up the staples' electromagnetic waves, or else I wouldn't use snakes at all. They tend to bite me, but I am immune to their poison, so I just laugh it off, even though the pain is unbearable. Laughter is the best medicine. It's even better than morphine. I have a laughter adiction. I need help.

Sometimes, I arm wrestle with Biggoron.

Vabolo on
March 22nd, 2011 5:51 pm

And yet we blurt out pokémon who possess no ressemblance whatsoever to an aquatic bird.