Bleepka is a mixture of bleeprin and vodka. It helps you forget badfic. Because of bleeprin's state as a mixture of bleach and aspirin, this should explode, but it doesn't. If you cause a PPC agent's bleepka to realize it should explode and it does, you will have a very angry agent coming after you, possibly with a spork.

As a cure for badfics, Bleepka is vastly preferable to spork, since you don't have to scoop your eyeballs out.

"Oh thank god for this bleepka, otherwise I would still be suffering from reading Celebrian."