Which of your Facebook friends hate you? There's an app for that

Here it is, the next thing that is everything you never knew you needed: Hate With Friends, an app that lets you pick which of your Facebook friends you “hate,” then informs you whether or not they “hate” you back.

If you’ve got a match, congrats! You have two options: 1) unfriend, and drive your enemy away; or 2) send him or her a gift, and keep your enemy close.

This seems like a highly sustainable and important use of technology that deserves to be showered with venture capital money.

“We’re hoping to get like $2 million in funding like Bang With Friends and develop it into the next Snapchat,” Chris Baker, one the inventors of Hate With Friends, wrote to me in an email.