Mike Irwin of KFSM in Fayetteville would just like to talk about Arkansas baseball, but some slack-jawed SEC fans just can't resist a chance to be on the teevee. Get your hands off him, you damn dirty apes!

If you watch the full story, you can see Irwin try to blame it all on LSU fans—who the Razorbacks play in the College World Series tonight—but there are several southern schools represented among the rabble. No need to discriminate, Mike!