Now, here’s yet another ridiculous story that bolsters my Florida-isn’t-real theory: a Gainesville rest stop previously known for prostitution and drug trafficking is now famous for its infestation of poisonous snakes. Uhh, suddenly I don’t have to pee anymore.

The rest area on I-75 is like no other in the state; it sits atop a hill overlooking one of the most wild areas in Florida — Payne’s Prairie.

Earlier this year, bright yellow signs went up warning of poisonous snakes.

“They want to know what kind of snakes we have. I say, ‘You’re in Florida. You got all kinds of snakes,'” said rest area crew member Katie Mijares.

It’s also the only rest area to sport a 325 foot long walkway to overlook the prairie, designed, as you might guess, to look like a snake.

Snake warning signs aren’t the only unique thing about the rest area. It was once a hotbed of illegal drug trafficking. Another time, a major prostitution ring involving University of Florida co-eds was busted working out of here.

Below, watch a short news story on the ssssnake-filled resssst sssstop:

Diamondback Rattlesnake, Canebrake Rattlesnake, Pigmy Rattlesnake, Cottonmouth (or Water Moccassin), and the Copperhead and the little chewing snake the Coral Snake, that’s all 6 poisonous snakes in FL(Unless some idget released some cobras in FL) I want that persons job who couldn’t answer the question about the poisonous snakes in that area.