Thor takes Loki to Midgard for his safety and what is a god of mischief supposed to do to keep himself entertained! Especially with such tempting treats around... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M! hope you like and please leave a review if u have the time! ENJOY! XD

AU 3x01. Sheldon is always working and when he is with Penny and the guys he isn't there. Penny has decided that enough is enough and she's going to get to the bottom of this. No matter what. It may have to become Junior Rodeo time.

It's 8th year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead. Harry and Draco get partnered together to do a 6 week potion assignment but on the first night something they never imagined ends up happening, it's both good and very bad. Will they survive it? - Dumbledore & Snape alive - MATURE ADULT CONTENT! STORY COMPLETE! - Currently being translated into Chinese, see my profile for more info!

Nothing ever goes Harry's way on his birthday. So, he shouldn't be surprised that he wakes up in a dimension where the Order is losing the war and in desperate need of his help. But he has no interest in fighting another war, especially, when they have a Harry Potter of their own. Except - he's a timid, shy Hufflepuff that clings to his godfather. AU. H/D. soulmates.

A cloud of doubt surrounds, Bella and Edward's wedding. But what happens, when the Cullen siblings make a very interesting discovery. Slash rated M for a reason Edcob or Jakeward. Whatever you call it. Written purely on impulse

Post-Avengers. Loki, stripped of his powers, has been sent back to Earth for punishment at the hands of the people he hurt. But Steve has seen enough suffering and convinces Director Fury that there's another way for Loki to atone for his crimes. It doesn't take him long to realize that making Loki remorseful is a bigger job than he could have possibly anticipated. ONESHOT

When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.

"Let me start out by saying that I usually don't endanger my life by jacking off to a sleeping Sesshomaru." - InuyashaT. Inuyasha has always held a strong attraction to sleeping males so when he walks in on his slumbering older brother, he homes no responsibility for his indecent actions. However, Sesshomaru does. AU, YAOI, INCEST. *Completed*

Loki returns to Midgard to exact his vengeance on Thor, and in the heat of battle Steve makes the ultimate sacrifice. Now Thor must save the life of his captain while struggling to balance what he is with what he knows he needs.

A wish was made and Kagome went home with no memories of the past. How are things changed when a new threat forces Inuyasha to help Kagome regain her memories, including the love they had for each other? I don't own Inyasha or make any money off of it!

Headstrong, fiery and sharp-tounged, Yami swore he would do anything to protect his beloved brothers Atem and Yugi, even sacrifice his freedom to the vicious Dragon King Seto. He Kept his word. Prideshipping, loosely based on Beauty and the Beast, Lemons

Loki meets his fate on the path he took to avoid it, and Steve paid the price. Frigga was always meant to travel to Niflheim to bring her beloved Baldr back, and she was always meant to fail. The Avengers journey in her place, and they don't aim to fail. Living is hard, but being dead is harder. (Part 4 of Fairytales and Other Forms of Suicide)

A teenage Snape plots his revenge on James Potter for making his life hell. His plan: seduction and humiliation. Little does he know, James has plans of his own that will turn both of their lives upside down. SS/JP

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

When Loki appears, recently escaped from Asgard and looking for entertainment, the trickster proves impossible for Steve to ignore. And when SHIELD comes up empty regarding the movements of a mysterious organization, Steve chooses to place his trust in Loki despite everything that's occurred in the past. Featuring Stoki and a tiny side-helping of Clintasha. (Longer) Sequel coming!

HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.

"His choice in shape shift was certainly not a random one and if he was correct, which he usually was, then... 'I'll stay.' Bingo! His feline features hid his smug grin quite nicely." Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Slight Bad Language, Slight Violence! XD I hope you all like it and if u can please review! ENJOY! X3

The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson

Steve goes on holiday to Europe, where he meets Loki, who gives lectures on Norse mythology. An autumn rhapsody; a story clad in a haze of old poems, legends and half-remembered dreams. Steve/Loki pre-slash

Scarred cutie with glasses seeks a handsome fellow to be his date for a special event about three days long. Should be trained in manners and courtesy and possess marvellous acting skills. Seeker prefers wands.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

I would put the usual Yaoi warning here, but I'm fanficing about one...so yeah. there's gonna be gay stuff :p This is basically how Koisuru Boukun would go if Souichi was not a boukun (tyrant) and was instead a dorei (slave) ;) Sounds kinky, right? I hope you enjoy and review whether you do or not :) i look forward to hearing you're input (rated M for obvious reasons)

AU. Harry and Draco are in love with each other, but they don't know it. What will happen when they realize the other's identity? The idea is similar to You've Got Mail. Will be kind of angsty, but with a lot of humor too. SLASH HPDM

Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

After the war, with his father in Azkaban and his mother on the run, Draco is lost, broken, and scarred by the mistakes he has made. In an effort to make things right, Draco participates in the rebuilding of Hogwarts, but he finds himself completely shunned. That is, until Harry Potter, Wizarding World's Golden Boy, shows up to save the day. Again. For the HD Cliche Fest on LJ.

It's always been his favorite, the Long Con. But nine years? This was, far and away, his longest con ever. And his most prolific one. Cos until a recent conversation with Emily, he even had himself conned.

COMPLETE: When Harry is forced to form a Blood Bond with Draco Malfoy under threat of death, he thinks he'll have to contend with a cold home for the next 100 years. But when a group of left-over Death Eaters decides to stir trouble, their lives change completely – and it takes them both some years to figure out whether it's for better or for worse.

A lawn mower, a pertly pink todger, endless cups of tea and a few sly grins. Oh yes, and Harry is cursed to temporarily bond to anyone he gets close to; for some reason that person ends up being Draco, more often than not… Written for 2013 HD Smoochfest.

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

Just because there's a relationship doesn't mean there aren't still bumps to figure out. A lot of them. Or: the one in which Steve and Loki are in a Thing, but Loki still has a lot to figure out. So does Steve.

HPDM Bottom!Draco “Think about it. I fell at the exact moment Potter was walking past. Surely you would not have me question the hands of fate? I fell right on top of him. What else could it be but destiny?”

Tony and Bruce get into a debate between the happiness of the man underneath the superhero persona; could Tony be Iron Man without his suit, and would Bruce be appreciated without the Hulk? "So you want me to stop finding antidotes because you want him to fight your battles, is that it?" Drabble

HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.

Draco Malfoy has been told exactly what he needs to find in a spouse. After years of his father's teaching, he now has a list to find the perfect Malfoy soulmate. But what happens when his soulmate isn't who anyone expects? SLASH H/D

Jensen is acting weird (well weirder) and secretive in the kitchen. Cougar has no idea what is going on. Chaos follows in typical Jensen fashion. And, well, good thing there aren't too many problems that can't be solved with the liberal application of tequila.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

Harry's just defeated Voldemort, and has had enough trouble for a lifetime. All he wants to do now is to get into his four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower and sleep. Too bad he soon finds himself unexpectedly stuck in a malfunctioning Room of Requirement... with Malfoy.

Draco and Harry are accepted into auror training at one of the best Academies in England. Draco finds Harry weird and confusing while Harry has a huge crush on the blonde. Will they make it out as friends, or maybe something more? Chaptered. COMPLETE!

Now that Jack had made up his mind to help, there wasn't a force on Earth that could stop him. Companion to "Of Heart(h) and Home." If Heart(h) is essentially 'Five time Jack gatecrashed Aster's burrow and made himself useful, and One time he didn't have to leave,' then this fic is 'Five conversations Jack had about Bunny, and One he had with him.' Rating has changed.

Harry and Draco become business partners in their eighth year at Hogwarts. Animosity quickly melts away into acquaintanceship into something more, perhaps? Another sort of business agreement comes into play, but will it be enough? Harry/Draco; Drarry. Silly fluff, nothing too serious. Rating for later chapters.

Link is forced to work in Hyrule castle as a servant to princess Zelda under the orders of Ganondorf, who also wishes to make Zelda his wife. His plans of course, are interrupted as Link and Zelda slowly begin to fall in love. Slightly AU, Zelink.

Sheldon found Penny's 'battery-operated rubber chew toy', but what happens when she tries to explain that he had got it wrong? Well, Sheldon DID always learn through demonstration… ONESHOT - M FOR A REASON

After realizing they weren't going to find the perfect woman for Gibbs, Tony goes to apologize but instead learns why his search would have been futile. Episode Tag for Safe Harbor (9X5). Gibbs/Tony fluff.

McBreezy's LTM Fic Challenge. Prompt: Cal/Gillian - Cocoa "Cal knew that a bigger risk meant a bigger reward - and he also knew that until one of them chose to take it, they were basically stuck. One step forward, one step back. Together, yet not. They couldn't stay in limbo forever."

After Tony is hurt in an undercover op, Gibbs makes it his personal business to take care of his agent. Tony discovers he's attracted to his boss and invites him to spend a weekend away with him even though he is sure it won't work out. Slash, Gibbs/DiNozzo. Complete.

When an enemy from Gibbs' past seeks vengeance by going after his team, they split up to find safety. As the emotional toll is taken, Gibbs and Tony turn to each other for comfort. Slash, M-Rated in later chapters.

While the other task force members are hard at work to catch Kira, Light is plotting revenge. But it's not your every-day-run-of-the-mill type revenge. Oh no, not with Light Yagami. He had a plan to get back at L, to win in this little game. And the constant surveillance cameras in their room were going to help him. Rated M for yaoi.

HPDM preslash. Harry just noticed him one day, and half wondered why he hadn't before. But he knew the answer to that question if he really thought about it, so mostly he occupied himself with wonder. COMPLETE.

Light is suffering from PTSD due to his time spent as Kira. After careful observation, L concludes there is only one way to help Light sleep at night; exhaust him completely. Takes place in handcuff era. Rated M for yaoi.

Canon-AU: Steve is dead-set on making the Avengers and everyone surrounding get along now that they're living in the Avengers tower. If he finds happiness in the end because of it, that's just a perk. (Or: A bunch of times people throw themselves at Steve with no intention of dating him, and one time someone likes him enough to never want to let go.)

Summary: When he is first at NCIS, and is a probie under Special Agent Franks, Gibbs investigates a case involving young military men who have gone missing. When in NY, Gibbs meets Tony, and immediately falls for him. College-age Tony turns to Gibbs when he's in a bind, and Gibbs takes Tony home with him. Slash, Case, Romance, Tibbs. COMPLETE

There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.

Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH

Nellie Lovett wouldn't die, and Sweeney Todd couldn't kill her. They ascended from the bake house alive, but would soon find the nightmares were just beginning. Attend the Second Tale of Sweeney Todd and his new life; with Nellie Lovett.

Sheldon is feeling sexually frustrated and he, being a robot, has no idea how to deal with the situation. Naturally he doesn't behave as a normal person should... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M male/male Hope you like and please leave a review if u can...XD

The forest behind the Manor had always been forbidden. Draco knew that, but he needed to know where the whispers were coming from. The whispers no one else heard. That's where he discovered Harry, the boy who can't leave the forest. Based on the Grimm brother's fairy tale "The Rose" and loosely influenced by Yeats' "The Stolen Child." Slash, AU, OOC, No Voldemort, One-Shot.

No one touches the hat. Alternatively, no one touches the glasses. Cougar and Jensen are both very protective of each other's things. Cougar is also overly protective of Jensen's body as a whole. PWP. Disclaimer: I don't own the Losers, DC, Vertigo comics does. Male/Male warning. One shot.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.

Tony realizes he has to quit drinking or he might do something he'll regret. As he's suffering through alcohol detox, Steve offers himself as a distraction. How long before they realize all they need to get drunk is each other?

Upon realizing that Raj and Howard aren't just friends anymore, a curious Sheldon proposes to Leonard an experiment to find out if there is a difference between kissing a girl and kissing a guy. Slash. Raj/Howard, Sheldon/Leonard.

A very, very late Halloween fic. It's Halloween at the Phantomhive manor, and Lizzie won't have her Ciel working on such an occasion. She forces everyone-Ciel, too-to dress up-cutely, of course. Ciel's costume may be just a little too cute, though... Yaoi, smut. DISCONTINUED.

Raito was used to men flirting with him. His job as a waiter in a semi-traditional style restaurant allows him to encounter many men of this kind. But one was far more persistent, but Raito didn't seem to have a problem with it... SemeLxUkeLight.

Sometimes, all you need are those particular words to get you by. Other times, you don't need to say anything at all. Draco Malfoy learns this and more throughout the course of his life. *Sort of DH epilogue compliant, except for the teensy fact that Draco and Harry end up together. Oh yeah, that.*

When Howard and Raj do something that seems to be breaking the entire social group apart, and with Priya AWOL, Leonard comes up with a drastic solution that also addresses some hidden feelings. Rated M for strong language and very suggestive adult themes. 1-shot. Some Wolopali but mostly Shelnard.

HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.

Mating season is here and a frustrated Inuyasha is approached by the last person he'd expect. Sesshomaru is in need of his brother's aid? Well that was unexpected. And so is his reason. Mpreg, yaoi and incest. My 1st Inu fic, please read and review.

Sheik is made to live as his twin sister after her untimely death. Sheia to Hyrule and himself to Link, Sheik becomes Guide to the Hero of Time, living two lives to protect those he loves. Abuse, Angst, AU/AR, Death, M/M, OCs, WIP. Sheik/Link

ONESHOT! !X2/Continued! Kyo beat Yuki the day of graduation, but didn't tell Akito when he had the chance. Why? Yuki thought he would have boasted to everyone. What changed his mind? And where has he disappeared to? !Slash! Yuki/Kyo

Harry starts to have trouble with his wand misfiring, so he seeks Ollivander for help. He is shocked to find Draco Malfoy in Ollivander's place. Will Malfoy be able to help or will he just make things worse? EWE. Slash. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Coda to AGoS. The events of Reichenbach and the ensuing weeks force Watson to come to some startling revelations about his priorities. This does not, however, mean he's going to let the great detective off the hook...at least not right away.

Ciel's horrible fever ends up becoming a gateway to Sebastian learning about his master's innocence. As a contracted demon, Sebastian recieves an order to change this. Ciel/Sebastian, rated M for explicit lemon. Please Read and Review!

A chance encounter and a struggle between two people of very different personalities is just the beginning of a life changing friendship, and perhaps something, a little bit more. Calvin/Hobbes, AU, SLASH! If you don't like then don't read!

It doesn't matter how many times Malfoy smirks at him in the corridors. It doesn't even matter that Harry's career is on the line. It's been happening for months, and he can't seem to break free. SLASH Harry/Draco

Not long after a joint escape attempt, the police are hot on the tails of Scarecrow and the Riddler. Unfortunately for the Riddler, the Doctor has a unique idea on how to keep hidden. Short bit of slash

Marker plotbunny. Roger has started to notice his obsession with his roommate and it's annoying him to no end. This is MARK! So why does he just want to throw their whole friendship away and lean in...? M/R fluffy slash, oneshot.

Batman and Joker's conflict ends when the police capture the unstable criminal. The story should have ended there, but in the wrong circumstance Arkham can be lethal. His greatest enemy can't stand by and let that happen. It wouldn't be right.

Batman and The Joker agree to work together, with help from their older selves back in time from 25yrs in the future, to prevent the mob taking over Gotham permanently. Now with Scarecrow helping them out things are more complicated than ever B/J SC/OC

Jack Ramsey will one day become the Joker, but for now is just the new kid at Bruce Wayne's high school, and their friendship turns to something more. Mature themes.We are now in the second part of the story with Joker/Batman. I own none of the characters

Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.

AU yk:Yuki had always been a normal kind of guy; always the friend, never date... until one night he saves an orangehaired boy from his old family and his luck starts changing...as though by magic. And there seems to be something strange about his new cat

Green, the center of his world. But never the right green. He thought he'd never see that green again, until a few mumbled words lead his healer to the one person who can save him from himself. HPDM slash, dark.

Kyoya found out Tamaki would be going to college in France while Kyoya stayed in Japan, and he's been removing himself from Tamaki's life. But, Tamaki can't stand it anymore and must do something to make sure what they have between them isn't lost.

Ganondorf shaped him, but it was essentially Link that created his form with evil thoughts and emotions.All this time he's dwelled in shadows and mist.When Link's blood is drawn the demon experiences a lust so deep, he craves his suffering and his body

While attempting to bake a cake, the Phantomhive servants accidentally cover their young master in chocolate batter. Ciel orders Sebastian to clean him up. However, his order is vague and Sebastian takes complete advantage of it.

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Planning the Quidditch World Cup Gala is not new to Draco Malfoy. This time around he's been given the QWC Liaison to make the work easier: Harry Potter. Draco seriously believes Potter has it in for him - and he does - just not the way Draco believes...

Picks up where HBP left off. The trio is camped out at Godric's Hollow, never suspecting that a certain Slytherin will soon be joining them. Finally COMPLETE! Horcruxes have been hunted! Mad snogging has ensued, endlessly! H/D, R/Hr- AU after HBP.

The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.

"Their bodies know the truth of things, even when their brains do not." Batman has disappeared. Joker aims to find out why. B/J slash, NC-17 for sex, violence. Please mind the warnings and rating. Sequel called 'Laughing at the Sorry State I'm In' can also be found on this site.

A collection of interlinked tridrabbles. Arnold is slowly awakening to the fact that he cares for Helga more than he thought. Can he get her to open up to him and reveal once more her true feelings? Will he ever realise just how deep his own feelings run?

HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.

Tulio makes an amazing discovery one night soon after he, Miguel and Chell leave Eldorado behind them. What will happen to his friendship with Miguel now that he knows how his best friend really feels for him?.. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship/Romance. Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Alternate Title: The Pathetic Story of How L Lawliet Finally Beat the World. L's mother was a whore. Because fate - or destiny, or whatever - doesn't like him, he falls in love with one too. AU Oneshot.

After eight months of no Joker to chase after Batman finds himself strangely excited when he hears the villain has escaped Arkham. But how will he feel when he finds the Joker with the villain queen of Gotham? Joker/Batman

-After ep 20 when Haruka met Yuri- Kantarou starts acting strangely. Is it the never ending rainfall or is it something more? After a scary story session, Haruka and Kantarou end up sleeping together. Will it end up being uneventful... or fruitful? YAOI.

When Galinda's boyfriend Fiyero breaks up with her and heads to Shiz Law school, she follows to win him back. Failing to do so, she decides to show everyone how smart she can be. Legally Blonde, Wicked cast! Onesided Gliyero, eventual Gelphie, some Bessa.

When Sheik wakes up in the Lost Woods-in Link's house nonetheless!-and can't remember how he was injured, how will he react when the truth is discovered? And why is the Hero of Time so reluctant and regretful for him to know? Yaoi, lemon, Shink!

Matsuda has long suspected L and Light are more intimate than meets the eye. Now, Matsuda finally has conclusive evidence to back up his theory...or does he? Aizawa and Matsuda are on a mission. Oneshot - L/Light

Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.

The war is over, but Harry and Draco have always fought, always, it's all they know. Or is it? Maybe, just maybe all that fighting was leading to something else. Maybe, it's just foreplay. Mythical 8th year. EWE. Slash warning.

HPDM and HPDM. Being an Auror didn't work out, so Harry is in training to be a lawyer. Then two things happen at once: Draco Malfoy approaches Harry to help him with Quidditch, and Harry starts visiting an alternate universe in his sleep. COMPLETE.

Draco knew that the concept of Slytherins giving to charity was doomed from the beginning. A very bad idea. Which is why, when he is temporarily sold off to Harry Potter to raise money, he is a little more than unhappy. H/D Slash

HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.

A yaoi/slash take on the Batman vs. Joker highway scene in The Dark Knight. Batman/Joker. "His whole head twitched with the force of each word as he growled, 'C'mon c'mon, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. C'mon, hit me."

"In theory," Sheldon says one night, as they waste time watching Battlestar Galactica, "we are much closer emotionally than you and Penny could ever hope to become." Leonard doesn't know what to say to that. One shot, slash, fifty prompts.

After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.

You're not really sure how time works anymore. The only thing you're sure of is Kato's not as drunk as you but he's already shirtless and he's sprawled on your bed singing in Chinese with this sloppy grin on his face like he's having the time of his life.

Calvin's daughter wonders what her father was like and turns to her friend Hobbes to fill in the gaps and Hobbes looks back on memories of his best friend. Very light and one-sided Hobbes/Calvin shonen-ai One-shot/drabble

Zim controls all of your movements. Zim is all you should think about. Zim owns you, Dib, he thought with possession. And you should know this by now. Rated M, Yaoi, Explicit content in further chapters. :P Don't like, then don't effing read! - -

Auror Harry Potter investigates a series of murders committed by Y. He already lost his life to Y. Now, working against time, he will need to stop the killer before another mutilated victim turns up. Harry/Draco SLASH and SLASHER! COMPLETE!

AU ZADR - For decades Earth and Irk have been at war. Using the stolen identity of a dead Irken, the humans sent Dib to infultrate the Massive, but a small, egomaniacal janitorial drone has his own plans for the fate of the Irken race.

Never would Draco have been able to anticipate the surprises he would receive on each of the twelve days of Christmas, when he was forced to stay the holidays at Hogwarts. Slash! PG13 to NC-17 in the last chapters! COMPLETE!

WARNING: ZADR. If you don't like it, please don't read it. Dib returns to Zim's base for the millionth time since they've known each other, with a plan not unlike all his others. But when he arrives, what happens is not exactly what he had intended.

Nobody knows what Draco fears and he wants to keep it like that. When the Gryffindors and Slytherins are placed together for Defence Against the Dark Arts classes and made to face a boggart it will surely end badly... Harry x Draco slash

Tulio finds himself between a rock and a hard place during the festivities of their warm welcome at El Dorado. Will he ever not be humiliated? Will the Chief put two and two together? Will Miguel listen to the little voice? Answers abound!

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

SLASH. A series of shorts about Kick-Ass's and Red Mist's inexplicable connection, switching between Chris's and Dave's POVs, culminates in what they both wanted all along. Red Mist/Kick-Ass; Chris/Dave. Rated M for cussing and strong sexual content.

Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Pre Movie. As Metro Man continues to bust up Megamind's shenanigans, he begins to notice that the blue villain may not be so villainous after all...A look into various Roxanne kidnapping from the hero's POV. Metro/Megs/RR

Kantarou straines his right arm during an exorcism. While it wouldn't be hard to manage with two sla... er, youkai by his side to help, still, there are things that can't be taken care of this easily. Emotions, for example.

Arnold becomes Santa's Helper when Gerald gets him a job to be the elf of a mall Santa. But when he actually has to be Santa for a day, he soon is to find the biggest surprise in his life in the name of Helga G. Pataki.

After the war, Harry finds Severus under house arrest, himself badgered for publicity stunts, and the memories of his friends tampered with. Severus learns to tolerate Potter as they try to figure out just who is manipulating the wizarding world, and why.

H/D. Harry is having terrible nightmares in spite of having already vanquished Voldemort. He buys a Dreamcatcher in hopes to get over them, not knowing that it would cause more problems than it solves. But how does Draco Malfoy factor in all of this?

What happens when Severus Snape is accidentally turned into a teenager due to a mishap with a potion he was making? What about when he's forced to take residence with the Gryffindors, including that "showoff" Harry Potter? SSHP

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry lies in a magical coma, his dreams filled with images of Draco Malfoy. Ron and Hermione would like to know why. For that matter, the Draco in the dreams would like to know why. COMPLETE.

After the battle with Titan and the subsequent hero ceremony, Megamind is stuck with figuring out how he managed to get the girl- and at what point did she become more then just bait in his evil plot? MMRoxanne

"I'm still a villain, you know. I always will be." Metroman discovers his and Megamind's origins when he was still just a boy and everything he knows about Megamind is flipped upside down. MegamindxMetroman friendship or preslash fits with canon

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

Megamind, while in the old schoolhouse he and Metroman attended- which had since become the Hero's hideout- goes on an emotional trip that reveals some secrets about the two that Roxanne would rather not know. Rated T to be safe.

Sweeny awakens to find the end of the moveie was just a dream. But with Antony bringing Joanna over streight from the isnsane assylum, Turpin dropping by and Toby finding out the murdurous pair secret ingrediant its more trouble than ever on fleet street!

HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.

Harry is reluctantly sent to the dreariest conference in what has to be the dullest place on earth, but when he runs into Malfoy, whom he hasn't seen in more than five years, things are suddenly a lot less boring. Rated M, sexual content, COMPLETE.

Life goes on for the toys in Andy's room, but when Andy receives a Buzz Lightyear for his seventh birthday and enraptures him, will the old-fashioned Sheriff still retain his place in his heart? -Toy Story Retold/Buzz/Woody-

HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."

HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.

Sora x Sunao, Shinichirou x Nanami, Ichikawa x Nagase, Ran x Yoru, and Soushi x Matsuri oneshots. After Aizawa dies in his lab, everyone is freed from the torture he forced upon them. Naturally, this leaves more time for romance.

After returning from yet another adventure, Peach discovers that her 'sham wedding' to Bowser was, in fact, not a sham at all! Now she's stuck in a marriage she never dreamed she'd have. But.. is being Bowser's wife really so bad? BowserxPeach

After a ten year absence, Harry returns to his old life in England to find Draco Malfoy at the center of it. A tale of rekindling old flames, unlikely inter-House alliances, angry Hufflepuffs, and medical mysteries ensues. H/D, EWE, COMPLETE.

A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."

There were few certainties in Cougar's life. One was he was hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Jake Jensen...and Cougar was going to kill Wade for what he'd done to his hacker. Slash J/C, past non-con Jensen/Wade, slash, trigger: rape description.

Zim's fear of water does not go unnoticed by Dib. While trying to foil Zim's evil plan, ultimate rivals clash and spark a fire in each other's eyes. But how much will one sacrifice in order to keep one's fire alive? Can water douse their two flames? ZADR

Blood curses are ugly and the one enslaving Sheik is no different. When Sheik's curse forces him betray Link, emotions run high and long hidden secrets emerge as he struggles to salvage his relationship with Link or risk losing the one he loves forever.

"They seemed so precariously drawn to one another, as though they were opposite poles of two different magnets. Whether in the form of love or hate, they were inseparable." And no one could ever really understand it. HPDM slash, slight AU.

Dialogue Fic: Harry gets a phonecall from an unexpected former schoolmate. Warning, literally a dialogue based fic so don't read if not your thing, also features a STRONG lovescene description so don't read if you don't like mature adult content :

"We were playing Truth or Dare-" "Seriously? I used to play that in high school!" Raj whispered to Howard, "Exactly. We're not normal, we're nerds, right?" Leonard needs to explain something he said. Raj is tipsy, Howard is prying, Sheldon is quiet.

The Losers are still in the military, pre-comic & pre-movie. They are given orders to take on an additional sniper for their next mission. This sniper gets close to Jensen and Cougar gets jealous. Rated M for violence & language & slash.

From the first time you meet someone, you can usually tell how well that relationship is going to go. For Arthur, this was one of those meetings you knew was going to screw up your life. Arthur/Eames slash

"Join us for an evening of debauchery! Moors shall sway. Fat ladies shall sing. Chickens, contrary to their training, shall run amok!" An unexpected invitation to Malfoy's costume party leads to some rather pleasant consequences. H/D EWE crack-ish!fic

Will learned many things while he was aboard the Flying Dutchman, including something dark and twisted about himself. Jack discovers what that secret is... Warnings: Yaoi Jack/Will , BDSM, language, disturbing content, etc. Proceed with caution.

It was almost impossible to get the youngest Loser to shut up. It was almost impossible to get the Spanish Loser to talk. That was an accepted fact, there was only one situation where it would change, not that the others would know. SLASH Cougs/Jensen

HPDM slash. Draco, at thirty, is the youngest member of the Wizengamot, and thinks he's arrived at the height of power. But that's before he learns the secret of Ragnarok, the elite corps of wizards that serves the Wizengamot. COMPLETE.

HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE

Raito has always burrowed himself within his books of fantasy, wishing to escape the reality caging him. One chance encounter with fate is all it takes for Raito to realize that the world around him may hold more than just what he imagines there to be...

Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!

Eames/Arthur. Arthur first meets Eames on a job in Mumbai. Cobb had worked with both of them previously, but never together and Arthur finds the uncertainty of this new element on their team unsettling.

This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D

With the intent to avenge his friend, Harry accidentally 'love dusts' himself in the presence of Draco Malfoy I call this my 'Willow' rip off fic, both the dusted dialogue & the dust of broken hearts are taken from said film with intent to spoof ;P

Harry finds Draco unconscious at his doorsteps 2 years after leaving his life of Hogwarts behind. When he finds out that he desperately needs Draco to keep things together for 3 weeks, he has to take the chance. But alot can happen in 3 weeks. Alot. HXD

Draco is Harry's mate and Draco has no say in it - Vamp!Harry fic, not proud of it but dammit the bunny had to be written lol ; There's some mild bloodplay and some minor smut, let me know if it's too much : Written PreHBP - Please Review! :D

Ike arrives as the newest fighter in the famous Brawl tournament. Becoming best friends with a hero named Link, he finds himself falling for the Hylian. But when Ike is unable to restrain his passion one night, just how will Link respond? Ike x Link!

Dark Link claims to be under new orders, claims to want to help. Is he trustworthy? Sometimes he seems like two different people. The story of Link learning that it takes more to be a Hero then a sword and Triforce. Dark/Link yaoi, language.

After the final battle it was innevitable that each went their seperate ways. Each had some unfinished business, an others just felt like starting a new one. This is Izumo's and Oguna's first and last night together before they part.

Naraku sends Kagura to kidnap Kagome, she fails and is struck by the windscar leaving her severly injured. Naraku is furius and sends his gaurds after her to kill her. Somehow a young girl, convinces her cold hearted inuyoukai master to save Kagura's life

"Maybe the reason you don't find women sexually stimulating is because you prefer men." "Leonard, is that supposed to be some kind of joke that I'm not picking up on?" Sheldon tests his sexuality, with surprising results. S/L SLASH, PWP.

He had almost given upon his chance to fall in love, how could one, with options as limited as his were? But that was before he pranced into his life, dancing eyes and husky voice and all. Three-shot, HD

Haru and Yuki have a little bet: I bet you can't get Kyou to 'eat you' " Haru said. "Oh I bet I can." Yuki answeres. "I bet I can." This is a PWP I think Don't read it if you don't like it, flames will be deleted... warnings: Yaoi, meaning MxM, voyeurisme.

ON HIATUS. It starts with a simple play for the Kamiki Festival and the mutual feeling of love. But with the strange and supernatural happenings rising terror in the city, the festival turns out to be the least of their problems. AU. AmmyXWaka. HIATUS.

Prompt: "While out to dinner at a pizza place, Phillipa buys and gives her daddy a plastic ring from one of the machines so he can propose to papa!Arthur. Bonus if Arthur says yes." Children clearly see what adults prefer to tiptoe around.

Arthur's third totem was a red loaded die. Everyone gave him strange looks whenever he pulled it out, and he believed he was perfectly justified in blaming Eames. Eames' fourth totem is a poker chip. He considers the sacrifice of his third well worth it.

Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.

Light realizes that L put bugs and cameras in his room. Instead of acting normal, he comes up with a plan to throw L off of his trail. Too bad it backfires, leaving him with a horny detective to deal with, and hormones of his own. LxLight Possible crack.

The team are watching Star Wars together and begin to notice the correlations between Leia/Han and a certain point man and his favourite forger, much to Arthur's chargrin. Eames/Arthur. CRACK WARNING! Written for the kink meme, prompt inside.

Since I was rather displeased with the game's ending and that I like to find elements in fandoms that I can twist to suit my own needs, I have written this. Ren tells Seto something that leads to a way to save Crow. I suck a summaries. R&R. Shonen Ai.

When Ron sneaks Harry a dose of Amortentia, not even he was prepared for the consequences. Turns out, Amortentia works by whomever the victim first looks at. Just Harry's luck that it happens to be his hated nemesis, Professor Snape. Semi-HBP compliant.

HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.

The mysterious Masked Bandit has more than one sex toy in his bag of bandit tools. The only trick is holding out long enough to use them all. Yeah, we all knew those handcuffs were there in that office for a reason, right?

Frustrated over Dib and Zim's refusal to love each other, my sister takes matters into her own hands, along with her Yaoi Note. Of course, she'll drag me into this too. Yaoi, Lemon, Author's Inserted into the story, ZaDR, and Death Note references.

Arkham makes good on that shared cell for Bruce and Joker. Contains B/J slash, dark!Bruce and mild sex. Written for round 10 of Knight vs Anarchy on LJ. Disclaimer: Not mine and no profit is being made. Be a dear and tell me your thoughts on this one?

Title pretty much sums it up i think. Harry and Draco end up in the air vent together and well... small space, long time, two hot guys... you figure it out ; Warnings for male slash and strong language. Not for kiddies.

Andy feels homesick, in more ways than one. Giving up Woody felt like giving up his own heart,he could have sworn he felt it breaking. Little did Andy know, a certain cowboy doll feels exactly the same way. AndyxWoody. Takes Place after the third film

HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

And sexy mistakes. Bo has recently broken up with Woody, and he decides to drown his troubles in beer and drunkenly come on to his college roommate Buzz! Buzz/Woody with some Woody/Bo, college Human!AU. Rated M.

Of course nothing went how he planned, thinks Miguel, for it was Wednesday, the day of posters, the day of Mercury. But asking nicely didn't get him anywhere. :::Oneshot, Miguel/Tulio Chel, written as commentfic on LJ:::

Harry finds a stone that can show him how his life would have played out if only he'd done things a little differently, and it reveals something he'd never considered before. Is it too late to fulfill an abandoned destiny? Harry/Draco. Implied mpreg.

A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.

Ch. 41 FIXED! There is a difference between selfishness and selflessness. A line almost as thin and slender as the line between sanity and madness. And it can be crossed with one simple choice. J/B, B/J. SLASH.

A 'what if' situation developed from a scene in the beginning of TS3. .:. Woody gives the orders for Jessie and Buzz to call the number, Andy's cell phone number. Woody grips the wireless home phone tightly and holds his breath. .:. WoodyXAndy pairing.

Auror Draco is stuck in career purgatory on the night shift. When Harry Potter gets banished to the night shift as well, how will his presence interfere with Draco's plans to singlehandedly solve a high-profile murder case and get himself promoted? H/D

Harry and Draco are on their one year anniversary, and Harry's convinced Draco to take the plane! Unfortunately Draco's not too keen on it. Hmm.. Maybe Harry can induct him into an elite airplane club and get his spirits up! Read&review. Mature content :D

"Make snow angels with me, Potter," Malfoy said, still not looking over at Harry. The Gryffindor sat halfway up and goggled at the Slytherin, wondering who had hit him with a Confundus charm. "You've lost your marbles, Malfoy." HP/DM pre-slash.

Draco would swear he's the world's unluckiest person. Maybe the answer to his problem lies in Harry Potter, whose life is seemingly charmed. He resolves to stick as close to Potter as possible, in the hopes that maybe some of that luck will rub off.

"Inspect your first love, look at me in the eye, and tell me it wasn't some awkward social experiment, a fumble in the dark with an unsatisfying conclusion. Save your 'butterflies in my stomach' bullshit for somebody else." YBxM.

Draco shrank into himself; there couldn't possibly be anything worse than Snape being murderously angry with him— "Detention to you too, Potter, for finding this amusing." Oh, shite. It was worse. Harry/Draco preslash.

HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes

Haruka becomes angry when he discovers Kantarou was cursed in the form of a serious fever. That anger is twisted into a confused fear when Kantarou offers a gruesome gift in the midst of his delirium. A gift Haruka is too tempted to take. *Finished*

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

All he knew was that he was flat on his back, smelled like beer, and the whole left side of his face was covered in blood. That was his last coherent thought before darkness claimed him again. Jensen/Cougar fluff! SLASH! :D

A one-shot crack!fic written for a deviantArt contest prize. A supposed discussion between Marik and Bakura during episode 45 of Little Kuriboh's YGO: The Abridged Series. Silly, short and full of crack.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as an Auror, to solve the issue of Dementor infiltration. But when he can't conjure a Patronus, he asks none other than the Potions Master, Draco Malfoy, for help. Harry/Draco. Complete!

Harry and Draco never were close friends and barely talked to each other. Three years after Voldemort had been deafeated Draco calls Harry for help. Help? Pairings: future slash: HPDM, HPGW, hinted RWHG

Fred and George decide to pay back Harry and Ron for a prank they played on them by testing out their newest invention the 'Liplocker Curse'.Draco becomes involved when his tent becomes refuge for dripping wet Harry.R&R

HP/DM oneshot. Only months after the end of his marriage, Harry runs into someone that he never expected to see again and is flooded by memories, jealousy and a desperate need to fix his mistakes. Slight DM/BZ. Mentions of HP/GW, RW/HG. Explicit content.

Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.

Late night, a bad night. ' God Kurou why are we playing these stupid games so late at night again? ' **Here we go guys some smooth shounen-ai - Seto x Kurou - and dealing with those tough inner feelings.

!SLASH SLASH SLASH! Harry casts a spell on Draco, which at first, doesn't seem to work, but soon after, brings about suprising and very intimate results. This story's inspired by the fairtale "The Frog Prince" XD or shall I say, "The Horny Frong Price"

In which Draco is petulant, Harry is amused, romantic gestures play havoc with the Statute of Secrecy, and everyone wants to steal some of Draco's hair. Fluffy, ridiculous Harry/Draco SLASH, rated for language and non-explicit sexual situations.

Getting drunk was a mistake, especially since it led to Harry waking up naked in Draco Malfoy's bed. But mistakes can have positive repercussions and Harry finds himself learning to appreciate the blonde. Sadly, the course of love never did run smooth.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.

Harry's life is falling apart at the seams as his friends abandon him. With his love for Draco Malfoy growing more and more by the day how will he cope when faced with a sleeping Slytherin prince just ripe for the taking? Slash. Harry/Draco. Drarry. Ginny-bashing!

When Draco calls Ron an illogical and insulting name, Harry demands an apology note. Draco has problems with apology notes to people he hates, though, and can't seem to write one without many discarded drafts and irritating his roommates. DracoHarry slash

Denial can be a long river when its traveler is stubborn, and Ron Weasley is nothing, if not stubborn. This is the story of how he traveled the world in flight of his demons, and how one person helped him find his way home again.

Burton's Alice. Three years have past and Alice is now returning. The Red Queen has escaped and is looking for revenge, so it's up to Alice and Hatter to once again risk their lives for Underland. Rated T for now. Alice/Hatter

Batman and the Joker are about to pay for Scarecrow's exparimentation. But the question is, are they really going to care when all is said and done? Rated 'm' for safety. Batman/Joker. One-shot but there will probably be a sequel.

Selina has discovered who her Batman really is, and plans to show him her heart is not a ball of string to play with until it unravels. Little does she know she will soon discover who his heart has always belonged to. Established B/J slash

Auror Harry Potter is assigned a tedious task - surveillance of a house on the south coast, a suspected trafficking point. He is also assigned a new partner, and the choice does not please him at all - at first. Harry/Draco.

Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell Which Never Should Have Worked To Begin With. Harry is forced to do a spell in class that would show a glimpse of what his life would be like if they were all muggles.

Alice realizes that among "Questions that need answering" the greatest one remains back in Underland. Hatter realizes that he may now he guilty of that which he once accused Alice: a terrible loss of Muchness.

Almost ten years after the war is over Draco has a new life in America as a Healer, but what will happen when a half-mad, beaten and spell damaged Harry Potter is admitted to the hospital where he works?

A Harry/Draco story. Draco, who has been fantasizing himself with Harry, hit's his head and suffers a slight case of amnesia. He finds himself believing that Harry, who is straight, is his boyfriend. Slash, maybe lemons

Historically, it is recorded that Samurais would place cherry blossoms in their helmets before going to battle. That irrelevancy aside, Mugen observes Jin's relationship to flowers, post war years, with aversion and disbelief. Slight Jin/Mugen

It wasn’t often that Jack missed something, and certainly not something of this nature. But he hadn't expected Will to get drunk and jump him as soon as they were on the ship, though he thought he probably should have. Will/Jack SLASH, one-shot.

Daniel is a fairytale prince from a Disneyesque dimension, sent to New York by an evil sorceress. Rorschach is a young vigilante who finds himself helping Daniel even if he doesn't believe what he says of his past. Rorschach/Daniel.

The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood

Elizabeth had watched them, in the scant amount of time she was allowed, and couldn't help but feel that something was changing. Set at the end of the first movie. One-sided E/W, hints at J/W SLASH. Please read and review.

Draco's punishment for an Unforgivable failure is to entertain the Dark Lord, with whom Harry shares a connection of mind. He experiences what Voldemort feels, and he begins to fall for his schoolyard nemesis. Now he has to fight to put daylight between his love and the real enemy. AU OotP, HPDM.

Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their 'eighth year', and the whole of Slytherin House is acting strangely, with Draco Malfoy front and center and uncharacteristically quiet. Warning: slash. Rated M for language and lemons.

Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.

For the prompt on the Holmes/Watson Kiss ‘n Fluff Meme: "Watson's leg is bothering him. Holmes decides to kiss it better the old wound is on Watson's thigh, or so I have hereby decided! :D" Holmes/Watson slash. If you don't like, don't read.

Kyo & Yuki have never gotten along, but desperate times call for desperate measures: Tohru has a boyfriend. Problem is the boys are in love with her, so they create a plan to make her jealous & get rid of Kai. Needless to say their idea backfires.

Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy didn’t think anything was wrong when their son, Draco, had been born. Granted, he’d started bawling something that sounded suspiciously like ‘Ree-Ree’, instead of crying the normal, ear-splitting wail that most newborns do...DH

Draco Malfoy wasn't smirking or sneering or frowning or glaring.He was SMILING.Like he was HAPPY about something.Which,technically,wasn't even allowed in Slytherin." Draco seems far too happy for his own good. Why,though? Ooh. The mystery. HPDM SLASH!

Larry held his own against Kahmunrah pretty handily in the Smithsonian. The question is, how did some schmuck from Brooklyn learn to fight like that? Larry/Ahkmenrah UST if you squint - and I do. T for language. Spoilers for both movies.

Sheldon makes some discoveries in the North Pole - just not the discoveries he had hoped to make. A peek into the inner workings of the mind of our favorite genius. Slashfluff. Takes place on 'the night the heat went out.'

Now that everyones favorite boys are chained together, showering does become a bit more difficult. And what happens if Light starts singing? LxLight One-shot. Homophobes; go complain to someone who cares.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.

Who is Bruce's Kris Kringle? What will they get him? Written for the BatmanJoker 'Secret Santa'. Prompt: Highschool AU, rating doesnt matter. Lots of fluff. You can do whatever you want as long as it's a fluffy highschool AU set around Xmas time.

Stuck in an interrogation room at 3AM for a crime he didn't commit for once , bored out of his mind as well as the need to pee,and more than a little annoyed, the Joker decides to turn the tables on the Caped Crusader so to speak.

what happens when in his animagus form, Draco gets taken in as Harry Potters new pet? Will seeing the 'real' Harry potter change his feelings for the man? Will any of that matter once Pansy finds out? Hp/Dm. Explicit. M/M.

And what do you do when a tornado strikes ? You hide. You try to escape before it causes you trauma, before it kills you, before it adds to that bountiful of ugly scars that already harass your memory Eventual MR. Post RENT

Of all the possible ways he could die Draco never would have thought a single olive would lead to his demise. But when he is offered a second chance at life he eagerly accepts. Too bad his second chance comes with an unexpected condition.

Sequel to 'How to Fall Out of Love'. Draco writes a list on exactly how one goes about accomplishing this feat, especially if your true love is a certain green-eyed Gryffindor savior... one-shot, HPDM slash

ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?

...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.

Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!

New Year’s Eve is less fun for some than for others. An annoyed Harry Potter wanders away from the festivities of his house, only to encounter someone who irritates him even more. But Harry might find a lot more than he bargained for.

A trip to Greece with a portkey shouldn't be that bad, right? It's just to pack shorts and leave... But what if you don't turn up where you supposed to? What if you turn up in the freezing cold, and your only opption is to warm up with your archenemy?

It's true, the holidays are the most frantic time of the year. Especially for Jack. He doesn't mind lending a hand, but really, all he wants for Christmas is to see his best friend. Secret Santa gift for Thoughtless7!

HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.

Merry Xmas! Draco and Harry are going to enjoy the Christmas holidays at a Wizarding paradise resort in Australia. There's too much love on this island and what better way to work off all that energy... than with sex-yoga? DMHP, OCOC, oneshot

Oneshot! It's been done before but why not? Draco loses his diary. Who finds it you ask? None other than his very muse for writing, Harry James Potter. What could possibly be written in that diary that upsets Draco so to lose it? Rated for language

A fanfiction from the manga "Takeru - Opera Susanoh Sword of the Devil". The group is pondering on what lies ahead, and between two of them words are not spoken, but feelings are made clear. Izumo x Oguna -- BL EDITED

The last time Shigeru gave Satoshi a Christmas present was six years ago, before their rivalry flared up. On the night before Christmas, he aims to bring those days back and maybe, just maybe, set something more in motion. Palletshipping, Shishi, AshGary

Lysergic acid diethylamide. More commonly known as LSD or acid. It is frequently abused for recreational use, and is well-known for its strange psychological effects. One night, Malik Ishtar takes a trip through the bizarrely beautiful.

Dr. Beverly Hofstadter has decided that her son and Sheldon ought to be in a relationship. Sheldon has been convinced by the logic of her argument, and it's all sorted. Except for Leonard, of course, but they are sure he can be convinced easily enough.

In the midst of the Second War, Draco Malfoy witnesses his father's capture of Harry Potter. Draco is given a mission: to watch the Boy Who Lived. But in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor, something besides hate and enmity is born between two desperate souls.

Harry and Draco go in separate directions after a short career as Unspeakables. Many years later, Harry is writing his autobiography - or trying to. Draco needs something new in his life and moves to the Muggle world, where he falls in love with cars. H/D

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco was tortured, his shadow and his ability to lie stolen away. Now Harry and Draco adventure through darkness, time, and poetry to win both of them back. Fairy tale fic. COMPLETE.

Bakura's notably bored with life. Malik has a weird quirk of having to celebrate every single holiday there is from St Patrick's Day to Strawberry Milkshake Day. He has no idea what to do for International Love Day however... Thiefshipping fluff, yay!

When Liam William III , Will and Jack head out for groceries, their day is rudely disturbed by unpredicted events. Post-AWE AU, Jack/Will slash. Disclaimer: Disney's characters, no profit in it for me.

HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

After Voldemort's defeat Harry is shunned by his fellow students at Hogwarts. Only one person wants to be around him and Harry is surprised when hatred and rivalry turn into something much more. Warning yaoi content. Mpreg in later chapters.

AU, Non-magic. HPDM. Behind the veils of luxury and Hogwarts' perfection, sprouts a tale of lies and secrets, of scandals and sex. And when you dip into its callous depths, things might just get a little dirty. Featuring dominant/powerful Harry. yum!

What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM

Sorry I'm horrible with titles. So in this story, Bruce comes home from a night of drinking and finds an uninvited guest in his room...what will happen from there? You must read and find out! :-D Rating will go up soon! Slash! Disclaimer: I own nothing

Kaiba learns that inconsequential sex can have consequences and Yami tests out the idea that his heart really isn't measured by his size. Starts out Kaiba/Shadi. Implied, eventual, Yami/Kaiba. Definitely AU.

After reluctantly catching a flight to a business meeting in Chicago, Bruce discovers he's trapped on a plane with his worst nightmare. And no, it's not snakes. Batman/Joker slash. Written for round 1 of KnightVSAnarchy. Prompt; April Fools.

The war has turned Harry Potter into an apathetic shell of a man. As he searches for a way to combat the disease that leaves him hollow and broken, he finds the cure in the last person he ever expected. Complete.

She really shouldn't have been there. But there she was and, as she sank to floor to peer in through the keyhole, there she was staying. -- Laurie spies on Dan having an intimate moment with an ugly redhead. Kink Meme fill. Slash.

The Joker has escaped from Arkham, but doesn't feel very well. Batman is called in to re-capture him and discovers a terrifying secret. Can he get the madman back without endangering the citizens of Gotham? Slash, smut. Dr. Crane has a cameo appearance.

HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

Yuki and Kyo are tired of being stalked by girls so what should they do? Ayame and Shigure have an idea. Rate for curssing and shounenai and saftey. Probably over rated. No like shounenai/yaoi then no read. Please R&R Thanks.

Everyone is surprised when Harry and Draco come in to the Great Hall with their hair colors switched. Everyone is even more surprised when it turns out that Draco and Harry have quite their own little surprise for them. Funny fic, you won't regret it!

AU high school setting; love quadrangle, WalterXDanXLaurieXJon. songfic to Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me'. .:. i swear it's not half as cheesy as it sounds, even though it sounds pretty darn cheesy.

Batman gets a distress call from someone he least expected. When he finally decides to help, he finds out the situation is more serious than he had imagined... Warning: SLASH! Batman/Joker. Swearing. Slight mentions of Scarecrow/Joker. Graphic visuals

Wolf always thought of romance as stupid, a pointless game for wastrels who couldn't find anything better to do. Now, it is interfering with what is his only chance at redemption. And what's worse: it's Fox. Fox/Wolf slash, coming-out–type story.

Draco turned his head and glared at Potter. “I’m not a bloody chicken Potter. Do forgive me if I’d rather not be graced with the Holy Savior’s dick!”-I was curious to which summary would get more attention. lol. My first or the second? R&R Please SLASH

Ron can never catch a break. Especially when Draco Malfoy, Potions essays, and a bit of witty dialogue are involved. Based on my favorite line from Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth. See if you can find it. Draco/Harry SLASH.

Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.

The only girl Cliff's ever liked is getting married to that new farmer, and he's feeling a little less then himself. Luckily, his roommate is there to help with the heartache. Gray/x/Cliff. Rating will go up as chapters are added c:

Do you believe that Sesshoumaru is the master of all lemons? The badass? Or the Lord of the Western Lands who lives in the castle in the sky? Join me in allowing the Inuyasha cast to explain why these claims aren't fitting of this man at all. *Parody*

SLASH. Post Movie. Brooke is Jimmy's girlfriend and Bo is his friend, and yet why does it feel as if it's the other way around? After the breakup, Jimmy has to convince Bo he does NOT want to go on a date with Dick---err---Dirk. Jimmy/Bo

Harry saves Draco from being kidnapped. To make matters worse, Draco was drugged. It made his body feel hot and all he wanted was Harry's touches to soothe the fire. Sweet, lemon. Mentions of almost rape.

L sleekly slipped his tongue into the unhappy Light’s mouth, and tickled the burned, swollen organ with his own cool one. Had nothing tasted sweet to the young detective today? Or perhaps nothing had just tasted sweet enough. 4 part one-shot, LxLight

It's hard to keep a relationship in secret when in order to go out you have to lent someone else's body. Now the three yamis have to explain to their hikaris, what exactly have they been doing last night. YM/YB/YY

The fairytale is over, but not everything has been resolved. Fakir takes a moment to think about how terrifying real life might be. One-shot, missing scene. Canon pairings, also some slight shonen ai themes.

The Ministry needs Snape to stop the deadly spread of poisonous potions. Harry is hired to find him, and with aid from Draco, they stumble into a mess that forces them to realize their true desires. HP/DM/SS

Light is under confinement, kept in a completely boring cell. Bound and under constant observation by L, while Ryuk laughs in the corner. What is Light’s view on the situation and what is so interesting about L’s sensual fingers. Sorry what? L x Light

Vlad Masters always wanted Danny as a son, so when Danny's family is killed in the Nasty Burger explosion, he thinks he finally has that chance. But he starts to... notice things about Danny as the boy gets older. And how does Danny feel about Vlad? M/M

Kyo was amazed at how long it took him to realise one very simple but hugely important Truth; Kyo Sohma had always hated Yuki Sohma. Except, that wasn't quite The Truth Kyo would finally understand. Kyo/Yuki SLASH, COMPLETE.

You can't expect me to just let you waltz in here! You set the cleaners on me, and humongous, and the ENTIRE goblin army, and..." And a half-drowned ball of fluff should NOT look that damn adorable.-Jareth seeks shelter from the storm in Sarah's window

Prideshipping. "Yami." The duelist stopped and met Seto's gaze, aware of the reluctance and the conflict in the other's eyes. A clash of exotic red with icy blues. Their gazes narrowed, Kaiba's lips in a grim line. "Have dinner with me."

Harry and Draco face each other in fight for a seat on the Wizengamot. A fight Draco is sure that this time, he can win. But a third, more malignant force arrives on the scene. One that, left unchecked, could mean a return to the dark times of a Voldemor.

One shot just for laughs; after the Joker manages to elude him, Batman just wants to go home; but when the Joker gives him a clue to his whereabouts, Bats decides to check it out and discovers something VERY unsettling. Not slash, some sexual references.

Dan has transferred to yet another new school in the middle of his senior year, but this time he hopes things will be different. High school AU duh mostly just fun, drama and smut later. Focuses on Dan and Walter but multiple pairings.

As a matter of fact, I can charm anyone if I want to", Malfoy lowered his voice and a scary, challenging look appeared in his eyes. "Even you." HPDM, a detention, a challenge and some of that usual sexual tension .. do I need to say more?

AU, Italian for "Symphony of Murder". World-class pianist Light Yagami never really liked other people, until he met a man named Ryuuzaki. Now, with murders occurring a little too close for comfort, can they make it through alive? LightxL.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru have the house to themselves for five days, but they get themselves stuck in a closet 10 minutes after their parents leave. What will they do to pass their time? Read to find out!

This is a rant about why I loathe Edward Cullen- the whole CONCEPT of Edward Cullen- and why Jacob Black is SO MUCH BETTER. Please read my reasons before you judge- and if you feel the need to flame, do it. I need a laugh LOL.

HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.

HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.

What happens when Draco, a young man fresh to the States from England meets Harry, a true southern gentlman, after what could turn out to be the storm of a lifetime? ***AU/Non-Magic/PWP/Slash/Coarse Language/Graphic Sexual Content/***

Ancient form of sexual magic is discovered: in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry needs to shag Snape. To save the world, Harry sets out on a quest to bed Snape, appealing to all fanfiction cliches known to man to get the job done. Humor, very silly.

Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP

Slash, HarryDraco. Hermione accidentally traps Harry and Draco together, and they discover that they don't find each other quite as detestable as they'd thought. Set in the school year following the epilogue of Deathly Hallows.

Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.

As if it isn't enough that L seems to be the most unapproachable human being on Earth, to also add three psychotic successors trying to remake him completely? Now that is just cruel. Yet when there are no options left... L will take what he can get.

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

Marty and Alex knew that their was something more then friendship between them, but for the life of them, they couldn't guess what. Alex/Marty slash. I wanted to write one because I couldn't find any. Oneshot. Review if you like it or find it interesting

Atem's only been Pharaoh for a few days, but so much has happened in that time. Not only is the fate of the world in his hands, but his priest looks just like Kaiba and he's offering to... wait, what? Huh. Maybe being the king's not so bad after all.

KyoxYuki. After Kyo plays a cruel but creative joke on Yuki, things between the two begin to change. Less fighting, less arguing. The boys are changing, but for what reason? Shigure seems to know, but will the boys themselves figure it out? Shounen-Ai

Can I ask you a question?" "You can try." L returns from the grave to ask Light the questions that he was never able to when he was alive. Set during the final episode of Death Note where Light sees L before he dies. R&R Please.

L is waiting for Light to return home. The only problem is L's not even sure what he's doing there. He's been dead for two days, and not being able to eat sweets is really starting to annoy him. One-Shot, Yaoi, LxLight.

Some say that what's obvious to some, may not be so obvious to others. For a certain group of detectives, a gothic lolita and inventor-turned-manservant, that certainly seemed to be the case. L and Raito never could catch a break, could they? LxRaito

Moving along with the times, Sarah finally gets her very own new computer! Burning to satisfy a curiosity, the Labyrinth King is the first thing she types into the search box. But, the results are far from what she expected. J/S of course.

In a burst of unexplained magic, Harry Potter’s Auror partner Draco Malfoy has simply disappeared. Frantic with worry, terrified that something really terrible has happened to the other man, Harry realizes that what he feels for him just might be more tha

Ran and Yoru come out to play at night, and once again, Sora and Sunao are helpless passengers along for the ride. But once they both realize that they enjoy the journey...things get more fun. Lemon, yaoi, one-shot.