Benzino Man was robbed, son.
.
Speaking of flying a Failicopter, I posted the winners of last week’s Fraiku just now. DoucheyWallnuts was running rampant:
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Mr Chia Head
Scores well above his pay grade
His pubes will kill deal
.
He has a Dick Nest
To match the hair on his head
A Dick Nest, I says
.
He’s the centerfold
In Head Lice Illustrated
magazine, this month
.
– DoucheyWallnuts, on fuccen fire. Fire, I says.
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In rememberance
of 1970s porn
moment of silence
.
– Capt. James T. Douche
.
A Jew fro flashback
Reminds me of young Starskey
Her Hutch smells of shame.
.
– Et Tu Douche?
.
I knew Juan Epstein
This douche has the hair but he
Is no Juan Epstein
.
– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
.
He hasn’t shampooed
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
.
– Sick Rev Chad. Son.

7:21 am November, 12Douche Wayne said...

Wrist monitors are this year’s ankle monitors.

–

Charlie Sheen

7:45 am November, 12Et Tu Douche? said...

Vegas Bethany’s Mons poke & her bad ass Casio watch is what put these 2 over the top for the win.

Gary Moldman is a triple-stuffed fowl with duck bill instead of turkey beak, AKA turducken. I’m sorry, I didn’t have the heart to mention anything about the turd factor after viewing the previous genius art video.