Sign Suggestions for the Metropolitan Etiquette Authority

So just the other day I was made aware of some brand new signs going up in New York, and I must say I am rather impressed. Here, take a look:

Now that’s what I’m talking about! I have absolutely no idea if this is going to make a damn bit of difference in the long run or not, but it sure is a great first step. We applaud Artist Jay Shells for his effort.

However, there are a lot of other situations where a sign might come in handy. So I thought to myself, “Why not make a few different signs?” So I said, self, that’s a great plan. And here they are. Metropolitan Etiquette Authority can email me right away and we can talk fee.