1) Do I post frequently.
2) Do I post frequently on all threads even when I have nothing funny to say.
3) Are all of my posts as funny as having a bilge rat nibbling yer vitals.

If the answer to each of these questions is Yes than I can confirm that you are indeed Black Bart.

yarr

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Iron Roger Vane wrote:Ey? My short - formed opinion of Bart is that he's a legend, so walk the plank WalkThePlank!

yarr if yer as known Bart fer as many years as I as you'll form the same opinion. I not be saying he be boring but who else would write 300 posts talking bout my wig.

yarr come on Bart where are ye, its been 2 days since yer last wig joke, cutlasses at dawn outside the Red Cow yer blaggard.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.