jueves, 6 de noviembre de 2008

[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind]You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum)

[Raiders of the Lost Wookiee]Long time ago, far far away (repeat)

Kiss a wookie, kick a droidFly the falcon through an asteroidTill the princess is annoyedThis is spaceships, it’s monsters, it’s Star Wars, we love it!

Come and help me, Obi WanX-wing fighter and a blaster gunDance with Ewoks, oh what fun!This is spaceships, it’s monsters, it’s Star Wars, we love it!

[Super Han]Get in there you big, furry oafI couldn’t care less what you smellI take orders from only meMaybe you’d like it back in your cellYour Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness

No one cares if you upset a droid(nobody cares if you upset a droid)That’s because droids don’t tear your arms out of socket.(nobody cares)I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie winThat’s because nobody cares if you upset a droid.

[ET the DiscoTerrestrial]Now we listen to Luke whining:One more season… One more season… One more season… One more season…

I was gonna go to Tashi Station for power convertersNow I guess I’m going nowhere.It just isn’t fair.

[Jaws: the Wookiee]Wooookie (repeat)

Someone move this walking carpet (repeat)

Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat)

Princess LeiaWell I guess you don’t know anything about women.

Who’s your daddy? (repeat)

[Jurassic Darth]Luke, I’m your father(That’s not true!)It is useless to resist(My hand!)Come with me my son, We will rule(I’ll never join you!)Search your feelings it is true

So you have a twin sisterWho Obi Wan was wise to hide(Is that Leia?)If you will not turnThen perhaps she willGive in to your hateYou are mine

Long Long Long Time ago… Far Far Far Far Away

Long Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat)

Kiss a wookieKick a droidFly the falconThrough an asteroidTill the princess is annoyed(She’s annoyed!)This is spaceships, it’s monsters, it’s Star Wars, we love it, it’s true

Episode 3Coming to youIn 2005

So Let’s go(go go go to the movies)Stand in line(buy buy buy me some popcorn)Cause it’s al-(please I’d like extra butter)most the time(Join the dark side…)May the Force be with you all