I read the posts here and found myself humming the "goodbye" song from The Sound of Music. I'll miss your posts. I always liked seeing you'd written something new; I knew when you did I was about to read something genuinely good. Good luck with whatever it is you're doing now, Keith. I hope you'll find time to write things and put them on the internet.

I can't believe you're selling out like this, Keith. Was it the money? How much? Just tell me. I can take it. Honestly. Snout in the trough and legs in the air kind of riches? With a bit of fame and fortune cookies sprinkled on top?

Just wait. :) Though, if true, I can just imagine the first performance review: "Keith exceeds expectations in most performance criteria, but requires sensitivity training to address frequent use of inappropriate and culturally offensive terms like your numbers don't add up and that's just not true. :)