Shit in a Bag

For far, far too long, the fashionable ladies of the Upper East Side have been forced to use last season’s Louis Vuitton purses as dog poo bags to clean up their canines’ fecal offerings on city sidewalks. Thankfully, Junge Schachtel has created a line of designer dog poo bags. Now, you can look chic as you attempt to remove a hot pile of fresh dog poop from this City’s fair streets. The bags come in a variety of styles that feature fitting slogans for your pet’s excretion routine: “Doggy style,” “Got to go,” “Shit happens.” Picking up dog shit never looked so damned classy.