I sure hope Storm has the power to get Community back on the air. (Get it? AIR!)

Tommy Lee Jones has joined The Emperor, a film about Japan in the wake of the atomic bombings that ended World War II. “Tommy will bring strength, intelligence, and gravitas to the portrayal of General Douglas MacArthur, a legendary American hero,” said producer Gary Foster. Also, he will bring his eye wrinkles, his steely glare, and his penchant for never once giving a fuck.

Earlier in the week we heard talks about Dexter heading to the big screen. The project, of course, would rely on the participation of Michael C. Hall… Not that the MacGuffin Men will ever Michael C. this movie anyway.

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WAIT, WAIT, WE’VE GOT ANOTHER X-MEN JOKE… If only Community’s ratings were able to regenerate as quickly as Wolverine’s health!

Chuck Norris discussed how he only participated in The Expendables 2 because the producers agreed to change its rating to PG-13. At a press conference, Norris was reported as saying, “With ‘The Expendables 2’ you have a lot of hard language in there that means that young people won’t be able to see it. I said, ‘I don’t do movies like that. I didn’t do them in the past, I didn’t do them on my TV series.’ I said, ‘You have to cut out all the language, hardcore language or I can’t do it.’ So they did, and ‘Expendables’ is now a PG-13 film so kids can see it.” Because when Chuck Norris saw The Expendables, the reason he couldn’t let his kids see it was that Jet Li says ‘fuck,’ not that Dolph Lundgren MADE A DUDE EXPLODE.

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