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Ken K's letter to Santa, along the same theme:Dear Santa:

Hi. How are you? I'm writing to thank you for all the cool Christmaspresents you brought me this year. Thank you so much!

First off, thanks for the neat Russ Diamond action figure. Now I canpretend I'm tossing out the corrupt Harrisburg leadership, just like Russdid. Take THAT, you payraising scum! Hit 'em right in the Supreme Court,Russ! Retain THIS, Justice Nigro! POW! That's what you guys get forbeing so naughty!

Santa, thanks also for finally putting on TV the Abington TownshipCommissioners meetings. I've been asking for that present since 2001! Tobe honest, I'm kind of disappointed that only one out of ten meetings aregetting broadcast. It makes me wonder what the commissioners are tryingto hide. Isn't government supposed to be open and honest? Maybe thecommissioners are being naughty too?

Most of all, Santa, thank you for giving me a Democratic state house andUS Congress. Now don't get me wrong; I'm no Democrat! But theRepublicans were walking all over everybody, what with all their made-upexcuses for wars, arrogant bullying, religious zealotry, and warrantlesssearches. Someone has to stop them, Santa, but I'm worried that theDemocrats aren't going to be all that much better. Instead of Democrats,maybe next year you can please bring me more Libertarians? I know, Iknow -- I already have over 600 Libertarians in public office. But nobodyelse seems to care very much about following the rule of law or theConstitution. Isn't that what made America strong? And what would becomeof us without our Constitution?

Anyway, thank you for my presents, Santa. You helped make it a veryMerry Christmas for this young patriot, even if I didn't get the peace onEarth and good will towards men that I also asked for.