Nine words (most) women use

"1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--- YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.

Uh-huh. The difference in using it by men and women is that men simply can't concentrate right now on what you say and don't dare to say please shut up. Women do listen very well but they think it's complete nonsens and you're a moron. An associate gentle smile emphasizes that.

"1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--- YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.

Guys remember the terminology.

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This is just to dang funn i love it because it is all true and the men really do need to pay anttention to the terminology so they dont end up dealing with #3

This guide must be for weak men who let their wives run their relationship. Your guilt trips, drama, nonverbal grunts and standard female insanity have no effect on me.

The wise husband in an advanced state of development has a mental mute button by which all of that stupid stuff is completely screened out. You want me to act right... then you act right... then you'll be rewarded.

FYI a woman who thinks she's the boss probably has a husband who is getting some candy from a "nice" girl on the side.

You've warned us and now we've warned each other. Treat your man nice or he'll find someone who will.

I see it more the philosophical way. The coexistence of men and women is like a Koan. [Wikipedia: A kōan is a story, dialogue, question, or statement ... generally containing aspects that are inaccessible to rational understanding, yet may be accessible to intuition.] The more you think about it, the more you get confused.
"You're married. Accept it. Just focus on a point on the wall and let it happen." - Deacon to Doug in "King of Queens"

This guide must be for weak men who let their wives run their relationship. Your guilt trips, drama, nonverbal grunts and standard female insanity have no effect on me.

The wise husband in an advanced state of development has a mental mute button by which all of that stupid stuff is completely screened out. You want me to act right... then you act right... then you'll be rewarded.

FYI a woman who thinks she's the boss probably has a husband who is getting some candy from a "nice" girl on the side.

You've warned us and now we've warned each other. Treat your man nice or he'll find someone who will.

Peace!

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Or this is for a smart husband or boyfriend who wants his relationship to work so in that case he would be a smart man so uh

Laugh see Kith knows the deal. You gotta love these crazy ass, guilt tripping, bossy narcisists who's view of the world is basically "a smart man is one who lets me act as badly as I want and and who's only vocabulary involves "yes, dear"".

Then again maybe she's right... maybe he is the smart man... says "yes, dear" all the time as camoflage while he drains her bank account and bones her best friend.

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