Hollywood Trash

This Season's Official "Dancing with the Stars" Cast *Does* Include Andy Dick

2/27/2013

ABC revealed the official cast of the 16th season of "Dancing with the Stars" on "Good Morning America" yesterday, and once again, it's pretty underwhelming. That's partially because most of the names had already been leaked, and partially because the definition of "stars" has been stretched even THINNER than ever before.

Still, they DID bring ANDY DICK onboard, so if he gets trashed, acts inappropriately with his partner, gets thrown out by security, pees in the parking lot, and gets beat up in a fight with someone outside the studio, that would be worth watching. Of course, that's just your TYPICAL Andy Dick freak-out, he's definitely been known to mix in an unpredictable, crazy wrinkle or two.

Here are this season's pairings:

Trainwreck actor and comedian Andy Dick, and first-time dancer Sharna Burgess. This is her debut season as a PARTNER, but she's been a member of the show's "dance troupe" for the past couple years.

Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones and Karina Smirnoff. (Unlike most of the people on "Dancing with the Stars", Jacoby's "stardom" hasn't been fading for the past decade. In fact, he really wasn't a "star" at all until the Super Bowl earlier this month, when he scored two HUGE touchdowns.)

Boxer Victor Ortiz and Lindsay Arnold, who was a finalist on the most recent season of "So You Think You Can Dance". This is her first time on the show.

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Lisa Vanderpump and Gleb Savchenko. This is his first season on "Dancing with the Stars".

(For more information on this season's "celebrities", hit up the show's website. And here are pictures of the new dancers. Lindsay is the girl on the left and Sharna is the one on the right.) (Photo Source)