I am sitting here licking my fingers throwing down on some chicken wings and French fries with Mambo Sauce. And I know, if you are not from the DMV ( DC,Maryland& Virginia) area then you do not know what this is doing to my soul! Lol.

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Toccara said that ever since the beginning, Jason has given her butterflies and he can even make the devil blush. But she also said that he is the least coordinated brother that she has seen…lol. I concur. However, I do not like how she is hesitant of liking him only because he looks too good to be true. I mean, isn’t that what it is supposed to feel like when you find the one that you are supposed to be with? It’s supposed to feel magical when you meet the one, he is supposed to be unlike any other man you’ve met. So, on that note, I disapprove.

From day one Toccara has thought that Frank sets himself apart from any of the other guys. Frank started out slow but he kept it consistent and he is a very successful man. What? They nicknamed him “Fresh Frank”? When? I don’t remember that. Lol. And I agree, there is nothing sexier than a man who can dress a woman, but I get so scared when I meet a man who knows the difference between pink a fuchsia! What? I live in DC, this might as well be Atlanta or San Francisco. So yeh, I agree, but I am weary! Lol. Read the rest of this entry »

Last week was intense….but hilarious at the same time. This week they are in St. Maarten and I can’t wait to see who comes back. Something tells me that King comes back.

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I didn’t know that Jason sounded so country until he arrived in St. Maarten. Lol. I just think that Cedric’s country trumps Jason’s. I think that Frank seems to be the only one behaving like he knows how to act.

Bwhahaha. They get in the pool and Jason says, “I hate to see y’all leave, but y’all gots to motherfucking go.” Lol. Classic. Yuck! Frank smokes a cigar? Damn, he just lost some stock.

Awww… Frank said that he thinks that Toccara gets more beautiful every time he sees her. Yup… he’s feeling her.

Oh lord. These guys are faking injuries so that they can get a kiss on their “boo-boo” from Toccara. Hilarious! Oh lord, Cedric lifted Toccara up in the pool and carried her away and poor Jason is trying so hard to steal her attention back. Jason and Frank are joking on Cedric’s age so hard that I cant stop laughing. Read the rest of this entry »

If you watched last week’s episode (Episode 5) then you know what you are in store for this week. If you didnt, click the link above and catch up.

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Wait, in the intro, does Toccara pronounce the show as Altimate instead of Ultimate? Lordy!

WOW!!!! There was a warning message at the start of the show. It said:

After last week’s inflammatory mediation of the white alliance, the producers and crew were forced to monitor the fallout closely.

The producers are better than me. I wouldn’t have put Chris and Nick in the same room as Kevin and Frank.

But I do love how Jason stepped up and tried to defuse the situation. And I understand how Frank feels, but everyone cant bring past experiences into a current altercation. Yes, they were wrong, but let them apologize and keep it moving. I think it is being blown out of proportion further than it should be. But I do think it was wrong. As a black female, I agree….it was wrong. These black people have to understand that these white people are not exposed to the same things that we have been exposed to. Sorry, yes….they get the ignorance card. Not all of them hate. Much like the ones who reach for our hair because they weren’t taught better these two were doing what was accustomed to them. This is a moment to TEACH them and to not to yell at them. This is a teaching moment. Because what these black guys do not understand is that they are scaring people away from a possible learning opportunity. TEACH THEM not yell at them from anger because of your past hurts. Read the rest of this entry »

I hope that you were sitting in front of the television watching this like I was. if not…. enjoy.

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Can someone tell me that I am so sick of them having a chant for every toast? Cocktail players this and Lady T on 3 this. Cant a negro just clink your glass and drink?

Wow! Why did Jason ask Nick what did he know about Toccara before he came to this show. He said nothing but a Google Pic. But I do love Part of what Nick responded with. I guess it is true, she is looking for something out of the norm, something unexpected.

Harvey…..*licks my lips*. He comes in with the same intense, threatening persona that he has….somewhat over the top….lol… but I love him for it. He tells the guys that tomorrow they will be under his control. I cant wait!!! I’m ready to laugh.

I think that Nick will have the most trouble with this obstacle course. I will even go as far as to add Cedric. Julie Johnston of Boot Camp of Las Vegas looks about as tough as Harvey. Did Nick basically just call Julie a man? Lol. So the obstacle course is to be completed in 20 minutes. And the guy who completes it the most times will get a date with Toccara. I still hate that she cant say MEN!!!!! Read the rest of this entry »

Yeh, I am glad that Jason saw how Sebastian almost walked out of the room. The only reason he turned back around was because he saw Frank hug Toccara.

Now, can someone PLEASE tell me why Jason is all up in King’s face? Dude, had you kept your mouth closed about the kiss…King wouldn’t have told Toccara and she wouldn’t have kissed him in front of you. But I am LOVING the way that King is trying you. But this sucks to have to fine males acting a straight ass. And this taunting across the room is hilarious! Wait…lol..did King say Jason was selling “wolf tickets”? lol. COMEDY!

I love a guy in a suit, but a guy is his sexiest in his lounge wear. Straight up… some of these dudes look so FIONE when they have on nothing more than a spousal abuse shirt and some sweats! HOT!

Okay, why are they at Forever 21? Sometimes, just sometimes, Toccara talks so slow she sounds retarded. And her inability to say men doesn’t help her. Lol. Cedric picked Jason, Sebastian and Nick to be on his team. They were supposed to pick out outfits to look good on models. King picked Frank, Damond, and Chris. Ummm… this is hilarious! But from the looks of things, it seems as if Jason may lead his team to victory. Read the rest of this entry »

Thursday I was chilling with my ONDJ divas, having a BLAST at Busboys and Poets, so I apologize for the last delivery. You would have been late with the post too if you were there with us. But any who!

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Hold up…. Did Toccara REALLY start this episode off with her being in the shower fully lathered up? *Sigh* See, I think this is where black reality shows start to head in the wrong direction. You don’t want a man to want and respect you, you want to trigger is lust factor and give some shock value to the viewers. Just sad! But I digress.

They are at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway and I am LOVING this outfit that Toccara has on. Yeh, she is representing for the smaller plus sized females. Wait…..are the guys really going to “drift” on the course? WTF!!!! But hold on even longer. She said people call it “fast and furious” but she is going to call it “black and fabulous”? Is that the best you could come up with? 0_o.

Chris, the CEO of U-drift.com doesn’t seem to convince these guys that Toccara is worth this challenge…lol “Blah, Blah, Blah Blah, you can die!” bwhahahaha. Bug-eyes (Elijah) said that he likes Toccara but he is not going to die for her…lol…

Cedric was the first to hit the course. He was looking nice. But nothing was as comical as Elijah because he didn’t know how to drive a stick shift! Lol. They said it looked like he was driving to church. WOW!!! Jason (the model) won the competition. Sebastian was the first MVP and Nick was the second. I’m trying to figure out how you can have TWO MOST valuable players? Just saying.

The Eiffel Tower Restaurant looks hot!!! I love the dress that Toccara has on, as well. I love how Nick ended up sitting next to Toccara and not Jason. Hmmm… Nick said that his last relationship was 2 years ago. Did Toccara say she could train Nick? Toccara said that she was disappointed with Sebastian because he was underdressed….especially since he is a model. Lol. Jason cracks me up. Read the rest of this entry »

Yes, I know that I am BEYOND tardy, but I had a poetry slam fundraiser to attend last Thursday and I am just now getting around to this. Please, pardon my tardiness….lol. I only have so many hours in the day to work, watch shows, blog, eat and sleep. Lol.

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Okay, I already have it up in my mind that Toccara cant pronounce “men”. So I am going to sit back and enjoy this episode. I often sit back and wonder why the shows like The Bachelor and The Bachelorette looks so elegant, but black love/reality shows look so ghetto. Hmmm….

Toccara picks Cedric & King to be her team captains for this next challenge. Cedric is the Red Team and Kin is the Black Team. OH SNAP!!! Out comes these roller derby chicks. HOT!!! They are mean! I love how Toccara came out and slide and posed when she fell…lol. She is hilarious to me. Ron was the odd man out since none of the teams picked him and so Toccara picked him as her MVP. I cant wait to see how these guys skate…..lol. This is hilarious since I have a glow skate party tomorrow for my church’s mime ministry….lol. Read the rest of this entry »

Yes, I know that I am BEYOND tardy, but I had a poetry slam fundraiser to attend last Thursday and I am just now getting around to this. Please, pardon my tardiness….lol. I only have so many hours in the day to work, watch shows, blog, eat and sleep. Lol.

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I am trying my hardest NOT to crack up laughing at the selection of guys that they have for Toccara. I mean, she was on America’s Next Top Model and some of these dudes look like auditions for America’s Next Top Prison. Really? And I am going to need Toccara to walk into that room better….her walk with the pan up was horrible. The outfit is cut and her body is banging…..but yeh, Ms. J must be screaming at the television after that walk, honey.

Elijah, the 26yo R&B singer…. He looks cute. He can get it. Nick, 23yo student….in my opinion….needs a little more swag. He’s from Minnesota ( I have family in Minnesota…and honey he is trying too hard). What was up with that “gang” handshake he had going on?

OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL’s Kitchen Nawl! What is up with the Yaki 1B, Wet & Wavy monstrosity that Toccara has on her head in this side interview? It looks like that mess Nicki Minaj had on in her You See Right Through Me video. Wait, is that even the name of the song? You know how black folks make up titles…lol. I do, however, love her hair when she is in the gold jumper… just cute. Her hair looks lovely in the ringlet curls when she wears the green outfit in the side interview. Read the rest of this entry »