Granted, and you're pretty damn good, too. You get picked up by a small band that skyrockets to fame and fortune only to die suddenly in a horrible plane crash - securing your place in rock-n-roll history books. But - totally worth it, right?

I've never had Boston Cream Pie, but it sounds good and that's probably the best wish ever - so, I'm pleased to grant it, though it now has twice the fat and calories as it did before and is the most unhealthy vegetable there is.

Congratulations. You are now a burning Chinese communist computer expert, working 20 hours per day in a hacker unit that attacks decadent western companies' servers. According to your ethics you are a flawless, highly moral hero of the war against socialism's enemies.

Congratulations, you do. I hope you enjoyed the thousands and thousands of hours of training it took, and the many hours per week it will take to maintain your master grade. And most of the time is spent repeating patterns over and over and over and over - but hey, at least you can use all this knowledge to... to....

I wish I had a fully operational Abrams tanks complete with ammo and crew.

Before granting.. I gotta admit, I want that ability as well.. however...'Tis granted.. but along with sleeping whenever you want, you also fall asleep at other random moments. And this ends up spiraling out of control.. until you find yourself unable to wake, appearing in a coma.. with the plug just about to be pulled.

I wish I could split into two versions of myself, letting my 'other' do whatever the hell he wants.

Happily granted since it's such an awesome wish. Unfortunately, neither half has all the knowledge and ability as the the whole Mordred, and they both scurry around being unsuccessful with this or that.

Before granting, I must say that I don't think I will be able to sleep again after seeing that avi, Kendra. Wow! She's hot, in more ways than one. I want!Granted, you fall asleep immediately, causing anyone witnessing it to think you've had an aneurysm, or that you suffer from narcolepsy.

I wish that I had the skill, talent, and ability of any member of Cirque du Soleil.