I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth (just a little though)? Do you think my GI doctor can show me where that came from tomorrow when we go over some (what I am expecting to be) sucky results tomorrow?

PS. When Mr.Porn aka Charlie Sheen coming for his consultation. Since you get crazy, he has to be in your schedule soon. Good Lord!

I would love to see a comment like "large contrast enhancing booger in the frontal sinus on T1 imaging with FLARE accumulation in the maxillary sinuses surrounding T1 contrast enhancing large glob of snot"

That's hilarious!!! With all of your education and experience, I have to say that the thing I admire most if your ability to burst into hysterical laughter right there in the exam room. I shall never play poker with a physician.

i've just laughed so hard ... thank youyou can't make some of this up. it's just too funny.and the comments ... i just had a colonoscopy done this week ... how many bad jokes can i come up with that one?i'm glad you are not a gi specialistwv: pieriat: what you 'taring at?

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