It has come to the attention of the company that in some Chinese cultures mixed gender twins are referred to as "long feng tai" or Dragon Phoenix Twins. The male is the dragon and the female is the phoenix.

As this is the most badass thing anyone in management has ever heard, it will be the preferred way for all members of the company to refer to and/or address the twins from this day forth.

Fail to address them as such at your own risk as dragon fire is nigh unquenchable and phoenix fire seems to fade and be extinguished, only to reignite brighter and hotter than before.