a blind man unwittingly walks into a hardcore lesbian bar, orders a drink and sits at the bar. being a friendly sort, he says

"anyone want to hear the latest blonde joke"

the whole place stops... the woman sitting closest to him says

" before you start this joke, i should warn you, im a female kickboxing champion and im blonde, the woman behind you is a bare knuckle boxer, who is blonde, and the bartender has a baseball bat and a very quick temper- she is also blonde. Now, do you still want to tell the joke?"