PARKING AT UNC MUST BE BRUTAL

I must be tired. I accidentally hung up on Marv Albert earlier today. Marv, if you’re a fan of the blog, my bad.

A report came out recently that eight University of North Carolina football players accumulated 395 parking tickets. Um, what? I used to think I was the league leader in parking infractions, but clearly I’ve been outclassed. I’ve never had the boot put on my car (Scott Day has felt the wrath of the boot twice, I should add), but I still thought I was winning this. It’s tough to admit when you’re beat, but I’ve to tip my hat to the Heels.

My favorite part of the report is that receiver Greg Little had amassed 93 tickets with multiple cars that included nine different license plates. I’m sure there’s nothing going on there. Just a misunderstanding. By the way, Little was declared permanently ineligible in October for a separate issue.

Blaine Taylor has shaved his mustache. Is the end of an era? Did his ‘stache possess Sampson-like powers? Now the most famous facial hair in the CAA belongs to the inaccurately-named Tony Shaver of William & Mary.