Joe

This is Joe. We found this guy in a ditch somewhere. We felt bad for him, so we dusted him off and decided to hire him as a cashier. So far, we’ve only had minimal regrets about hiring him – only time will tell just how bad (or swell?) of a decision it was. Joe is a bit of an old soul. He is a shy, reserved gentleman, but is truly a kid at heart. Sometimes being silly to the point of obnoxiousness, and most times making jokes that go over our heads, we enjoy him as is! He first became enlightened about “alternative” healing and nutrition back in 2012.

Joe is mostly a hermit; but when he does occasionally venture outside his cave, he enjoys kareoke, dancing, and even going to the gym, He also claims that he is akin to the Albatross…whatever that means.