ROMEO:
but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i
thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then
your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got
bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and
climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour
even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.