Teen has sex with Hot Pocket for online fame

We don't know for sure if we're alone on this planet or if the universe is actually just a hologram, but we do know why this kid had sex with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket.

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A teenager had sex with a Hot Pocket because he said he wanted to gain "online fame." According to a video report by HuffPost Live, the 18-year-old sent out a sort of "dare" on Twitter. He told the Twitterverse that if he got 420 retweets on his post, he would [expletive] a Hot Pocket after heating it up -- and post a video to Vine.

Well, the kid got his retweets and came through on his end of the bargain. He tweeted that it was "too hot" and that he had to wear a condom to have sex with the Hot Pocket -- but did he get the fame that he wanted? Aside from people reading this crazy story, no, he didn't. The teen was banned from Twitter and Vine -- so now, no one follows him.

Evidently he thought that doing something so crazy would make him an instant super star... but even Kim Kardashian didn't stoop that low. Having sex with inanimate objects (especially food items) makes you weird, not famous.

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Bostonian Effie Orfanides has been reporting on celebrity and entertainment news since 2009. After graduating with a BA in English, she simply had to find an outlet that would allow her to foster her love for writing and reporting. When she is not writing (a day off? What's that?), she enjoys spending time with her husband and their pets.

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