Professionally a licensed pediatrician, Dobson is know best for his strict adherence to the Bible passages that he choses to live by and the Bible passages that he expects everyone else around him to follow.

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Orphaned shortly after his birth, Dobson, born Adolf Hitler Jr. in 1945 to Adolf Hitler, a German civil servant and his wife Eva Braun, whose occupation was listed as an "symbol of unfulfilled sexual desire" and "Corpse".

Transported to the United States, the infant was adopted by the Abe Goldfarb family of Skokie, Illinois. However within a week, the Goldfarb family perished in an unexplained fire that consumed their home. Stunned firefighters found the newly adopted infant laying naked, but untouched by the flames, in the smoldering remains for the incinerated house.

Young Adolf was next adopted by the Sean O'Toole family of Chicago, however that familial relationship, like that of the Goldfarb family was short lived after O'Toole, his wife Mary Catherine and 16 other members of the family were found stabbed to death. Police, which named the crime the Crucifix Murders have yet to solve the crimes.

Finally, the infant was adopted by the Dobson family, a protestant family that lived in a white frame house and each and everyone one of them descended from fine Pilgrim stock, took hold.

By the age of twenty, young James Dobson had developed into a repressed and regimented young man, one who had a peculiar obsession with young children. His mother Anne suggested that the young man pursue a career as a pediatrician in order to fulfill his obsession.
The plan was under acclaim from Dobson. However, once achieving his goal of being a pediatrician it soon became apparent that Dr. Dobson would need to see children of all races, and unable to even think about touching anything Black, Hispanic or Asian (or Jewish, though it is universaly accepted that only Jews enjoy touching Jews), he left the profession and instead founded the Christian American Right Wing Party in the hope that no-one else would have to touch them either.

As part of his Christian American Right Wing Party's platform, Dobson has pushed heavily for the reprogramming of Homosexuals. To accomplish this, Dobson employed John Paulk, a former transvestite, hooker and pathological alternate truth teller to be the spokesman for the program.

"Actually, I prefer spokesperson," said Paulk in an interview in his dressing room in the Ruby Slipper, a drag night club in Madison, Wisconsin. "Does this dress make my heterosexual manly ass look big?"

Paulk's chief job was to sniff out men and convert them to straight, breeding ready men. Dobson has, in retrospect called the plan a miserable failure in that all Paulk was able to do was teach each of the men that was able to bed the Trolley Song.

In the spring of 2008, Dr. Dobson called a worldwide state of emergency for the population to be on the lookout for the highly dangerous and lethal Barack Obama.

"He has escaped from his owners and is telling people that he is running for President of these United States,", stated Dr. Dobson on his Tripple K breakfast radio show "If elected, Obama will give every black man in this nation a six-pack of malt liquor, 110% pure cocaine, and a micro-smg!."

"Mary Todd Lincoln is just rolling over in her grave and how she would feel to know that the black Vixen could practicing Voodoo in the Lincoln Bedroom."

It is possible that Dobson has hired a hitman to take out Obama. My spies in the upper levels of Dobson's fascist government say that this assassin may in fact be Sarah Palin, though there is also a large amount of evidence pointing to Laura Croft.

Severely distraught by his fathers death, Dr. Dobson's sexual desires for Adolf's corpse began developing. The young Dobson's strange desires could not be contained; once the Soviet Union had reached Adolf's body they had to rip Dobson out of his fathers anus. It was then that Dobson realized that he had taken his first few steps within the Necrophiliac community. A realization that could only be made without the diversion of his fathers anus.

This information was kept relatively secret for many years, and it was only after Dobson's renowned "(Over a White) I Had a Cream" speech at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial that details of Dobson's necrophilia fetish were released to the public.
The person responsible for the leak to the media was Lieutenant Michael Jackson, a war veteran who pulled James off his deceased father in October 1945 (incedently a month after his father had died.) Michael was furious about the racial hate speech, despite being white himself. When questioned why he was infuriated to such a stage that he would want to discredit Dr. Dobson he stated "Because he dissed my neegro family." whether or not Michael actually has neegro family is still a largely debated topic. (See Seven Wonders of the World)

Following this information, the public were accusing Dr. Dobson of hypocrisy against his homosexual campaign, citing him as a bum buddy of dead men.
In response, Dr. Dobson made a statement whilst rooting Mr. Charles Rowland's deceased body in the Wincosin Private Morgue "I will shed some information about the allegations that have been unfairly made against me. In the Church's, and my own views, sexual relations with corpses-" at this point Mr. Dobson achieved sexual climax and his words were were masked behind high pitched squealing for several minutes. However, squeals eventually evolved into sobbing whilst cleaning the room of pieces of carcass ripped from Mr. Rowland's anus. Once the mess was cleaned Dr. Dobson finished his statement. "As I was saying. Sexual intercourse with dead men are not considered homosexual in our eyes. This is because corpses are clearly distinguished as a unisexual object throughout the world."
Dr. Dobson refused to answer any more questions regarding the subject, and when further harassed by the media, Dr. Dobson hoisted Mr. Rowland's corpse under his arm, "for later", wary of the holes in the anus, and departed the premises.