Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Saturday, December 20, 2008

It didn't take long to realize that the mice hadn't been trading fairly. I had initiated the trade by giving them large chunks of my best Gruyère. In exchange, the mice had given me so-called “chocolate pellets” which, according to them, would be great when added to hot milk.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

It's beginning to smell a lot like ChristiansEv'rywhere you go; Take a look in the manger, then-- it's glistening once again With afterbirth! Placenta white as snow!It's beginning to smell a lot like Christians Magdalene's a whore--And the scariest sight you'll see is the Holy FamilyAt your own front door!

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Just in time for Christmas, we've got all sorts of CafePress products. See the new tile coasters here. Get a bird's-eye view of the store here. Buy my book here. Greeting cards are here. Remember: shopping from home means no shootings and no deadly stampedes.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Monday, December 01, 2008

Many thanks to the Maven for sharing this hilariously disgusting YouTube video depicting tonsillolith removal. Already forgotten my post on these nasties from long ago? Type "bighominid tonsillolith" into Google and find the original post.

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