one time my teacher was just staring at my friend 'cause she was so mad...Just staring...and right before she said something to him, I turned around to the rest of the class:*movie announcer voice*"It's about...to go...DOWN"

Reminds me of the only time I ever got detention. I got detention because I told this one kid in the class to "Shut Up" because he was talking so loud I couldn't hear the teacher. Then the teacher tried to give me two detentions because I wasn't about to go to detention because I was trying to learn. But i gave in and got grounded for it. That teacher was so asinine.

Probably the worst detention I ever got was because of this:I suffer from chronic allergies. One day in class I had an allergy attack, and started coughing and having trouble breathing. I asked if I could go to the bathroom, and the teacher said that my behavior was, and I quote, "unbefitting a young man my age" and gave me detention for it. I then sneezed and a big goober dripped out of my nose.