Gillipig wrote:Norse Paganism.....and a promise that if I die in battle I'll get to go to Valhall, where you basically party in all eternity. The mead flows and the meat is bloody. Now that's a mans paradise, unlike the christian paradise where you lay bored on clouds and have to listen to your relatives gossip in eternity. Sounds more like a hell than a haven.

That may be true, but what happens if you don't die in battle?

Also,

What are the chances of you personally dying in battle?

Hell, Valhalla sounds fun and all but I don't see myself getting the opportunity (thankfully) of dying in battle. If that's the only way to get to Valhalla, I'd be screwed.

Then you rot in the ground! I'd suggest you buy some armor and go raid a church, if you're lucky you'll have yourself a battle. If you die you'll go to Valhalla, if you live, you will have successfully raided a church, not bad either way.

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Double or more of the nagging, whining and pestering? You sure about that?

There are some upsides as well. If one of your wifes is angry with you, you don't need to worry about sex refusal. And threesomes are easy to arrange. You better have a high income though, can't be cheap having multiple wifes.

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Do you think it's a coincidence that the words "mormon" and "moron" are so similar? I think not. There must be a connection!! Oops, I guess I'm one of those 2/3:ds that believe in conspiracy theories now.

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Gillipig wrote:Do you think it's a coincidence that the words "mormon" and "moron" are so similar? I think not. There must be a connection!! Oops, I guess I'm one of those 2/3:ds that believe in conspiracy theories now.

Is it a coincidence that the words "Pope" and "poop" are so similar?

How about "McDonalds" and "revolting pile of garbage that only losers not deemed good enough for cannon fodder enjoy"?\

I like this game.

I will not stand for an America where reckless bankers and suicide bombers can make a mockery of our promise for tomorrow.

Gillipig wrote:Do you think it's a coincidence that the words "mormon" and "moron" are so similar? I think not. There must be a connection!! Oops, I guess I'm one of those 2/3:ds that believe in conspiracy theories now.

Is it a coincidence that the words "Pope" and "poop" are so similar?

How about "McDonalds" and "revolting pile of garbage that only losers not deemed good enough for cannon fodder enjoy"?\

I like this game.

But the game does not like you.

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