Off-topic: I got Spanked. What about you?

So... In light of the news that the Japanese company Softbank has stated that they plan on buying Sprint for x amount of dollars this week. I figure that the New Company will soon start marketing the new company.

A fellow sprint member mentioned combining the names of both Sprint and Softbank into Spank.

Therefore, both me and Early feel that we should give the members here a reason to dish out marketing ideas for the new combined company Spank.

I can't wait to spank out some 4G

Wait for our first spank out of service notice.

Spank covers your world.

You can get Spank anywhere.

In some places Spank is slow, but experts say that it will speed up at the end of the plan.

I was tired of getting screwed by Verizon, so I switched. For me, its Spank or nothing now.

Customer at a Spank store...
How much data can I use?
Rep answer: You can fill in the blank when you choose Spank!

Customer at a AT&T store...
How much data can I use?
Rep answer: You can buy as much as you need, but if you go over your pockets will bleed!
Customer: No way I'm paying that much, I'm going to Spank, and you can take that to the bank!

Disclaimer... I'm obviously going with the hopeful assumption the unlimited plans will stay, but if they don't, no raggin on me later! Hehe

Just moved from the MOTOROLA PHOTON to the SAMSUNG GS III in the middle of my contract,due to warranty replacement unavailability of the PHOTON.(VIA BEST BUY).

Now,SPANKIT is billing me for an upgrade activation fee of $38.Before I call SPANKIT & voice my displeasure of being SPANKED w/o so much as a "HI,HOW DO YA DO,WELCOME TO SPANKIT",am I on the hook for the activation fee?

Just moved from the MOTOROLA PHOTON to the SAMSUNG GS III in the middle of my contract,due to warranty replacement unavailability of the PHOTON.(VIA BEST BUY).

Now,SPANKIT is billing me for an upgrade activation fee of $38.Before I call SPANKIT & voice my displeasure of being SPANKED w/o so much as a "HI,HOW DO YA DO,WELCOME TO SPANKIT",am I on the hook for the activation fee?

THX TO ALL SPANKERS OUT THERE!

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That's a mistake. They should wave it without issue. Only time activation should be charged, as far as i understand, is when a phone is upgraded under eligible upgrade.