Let's Take a First Look (and, Um, First Laugh) at Kris Jenner's New Talk Show, Kris, Together

I promise: We'll calm down on the constant Kardashian and Jenner coverage after this. But with Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiering, Kim revealing her baby's gender, and now Kris showing off her new talk show, we're up to our ears in Kardashian. It's daunting, I know, but we'll get through this together. Now hold my hand as I take you through the ridiculous hilarity that is Kris.

The first video is your basic promo: Scary close-up of Kris' face, teeth, and legs to remind us how much expensive surgery she's had done, and a intro line that's so cheesy-perfect you can't make this sh-t up, "Her family is the talk of the town, and now she's doing all the talking." Followed by Kris saying, "Well, imagine that!" as she does the "four sisters" pose.

Then Kris says, "When we're all just hanging out—that's my favorite time. Lots of laughs, great conversation, and I thought that would make for a great talk show." Um, conversations like Scott and Kourtney's sex life? Then no thanks. We'll pass. Also, you're basically telling us, Kris, that you want your new show to be the same format as your already-airing show. Just so we're clear. Watch for yourself, here:

And if THAT's not awesome enough, check out this rendering first-look at her set, modeled after her home foyer and complete with Sims-like stand-ins:

Will you watch? I know you'll all say no, never in the comments, but the likelihood of you actually secretly hate-watching it is as high as Kim Kardashian's stilettos.

Photo: Fox

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Anna MoesleinAssistant editor and entertainment writer. University of Missouri grad. Will listen to any song and watch any TV show, movie, or cute puppy video at least once (but probably twice). Eats ice cream or fro-yo daily—extra points if it has coconut.