Gay Penguins Snatch Bad Straight Couple’s Kids

A gay penguin couple in Denmark are being accused of chick-napping after onlookers observed the Arctic heist. The two males confronted an opposite-sex penguin couple who were being “bad parents” and snatched their baby. According to the Odense Zoo and onlookers, the gay penguins felt like the baby was being ignored so they took matters into their own hands.

“I could see there was something wrong,”Sandie Hedegård Munck, animal keeper in Odense Zoo, said. “The parent couple was gone and the kid had been kidnapped. There were a couple of homosexual males who had snatched the kid and stood with it.”

Don’t worry, the gay penguins didn’t get away with it, the nestling was returned to his or her proper parents.