In a 5k run that was also an obstacle course, I was lead blindfolded through a bunch of people that were supposed to be zombies by some people who could see properly. Well some shit happened and we got separated, but I couldn't take of the blindfold and was just randomly reaching for anything I could find. Accidentally grabbed a woman who was missing her arm's stump. realized what I had done so I moved my hand ANYWHERE else... landed on her boob... I didn't know what it was I was grabbing so I gave it a good feel around before I realized what I was squeezing.

Does that mean we're kind of like JD and Dr. Cox after he got that promotion? They hate us for telling them what they need? hha

Seriously though it sucks ass, but you're right. Almost everyone here is right; we should call him on it more, we shouldn't let things slip but the truth is it's just so much easier to ignore people's problems and say "oh they'll figure things out". But this guy definitely won't. And he's going to keep being an asshole and my GF and I along with another one of our friends have to live with him next year. Truthfully I would rather see him just lose it all but I can't help but see that underneath it all he really is a good guy, and I will try to knock some sense into his cocky fucking head. I would probably feel terrible watching him suffer. Probably.

I've been boxing for quite a portion of my life and no stranger to fighting, I've considered bringing him to the gym and knock him down a peg but I honestly don't think that will help. Even when he loses he pulls an Eric Cartman, in the sense he does these mental gymnastics to rationalize why he lost. Usually it's someone else's fault. He straight up wrecked into a tree snowboarding and shattered his leg. He firmly believes that someone cut him off. I saw it happen, and there was not another sole on that hill. Not one.

Thank you, I really appreciate the help. I'll give this a go later this week. And yea, it just kinda sucks to be the one to have to say it all the time. Everyone else is afraid of the emotional trauma he'll undoubtedly inflict. It doesn't really bother me though, there's not much you can say to really cut at me.

I'm sorry you needed something so extreme to come to terms with it, but I'm very happy for you that you could get over it. What you say sounds exactly like him, I'd just rather not start praying the cancer gods leave him a small lumpy gift somewhere haha You're right though, I just want to help him so I don't have to deal with it until said event happens.

I would love to see him fall flat on his face. The unfortunate part is he is a decent looking guy, so he does well with women, and because of the inferiority complex, he feels the need to excel at literally everything he can. The only thing I can think of is to get the whole lot of us together and just yell at him... but that's probably a bad idea haha

Yea I never had much interest in being friends with him, we have a very close, very largish friend-group; he was in it and I was in it so I figured I should get to know him. Suddenly I'm his best friend. And I agree with you, we should call him out more, but every time we do he throws a temper tantrum and he will say literally anything he can think of that hurts you the most to distract from the negative attention on him. We made fun of how he go his ass kicked on LoL and he tried to convince a woman that was making fun of him that the entire Dorm/Hall thought she was a whore. So it kind of works in a one-on-one setting but in groups he freaks and lashes out at people. Because of that most people don't want to call him on it because of the emotional trauma he may inflict. This doesn't really affect me, so I was voted to be the one who talks to him.

Your whole one? I knew he had a twin brother, I was not aware he had cerebral palsy. I am referring to the fact that Ashton is a famous actor and male model, I assumed his brother just got the shitty end of things in comparison.

This one is just me and some friends from high school, but this guy who was a friend of mine at the time had an interest in my girlfriend at the time (who was frankly pretty scared of him because he did this thing where he stared at her CONSTANTLY when she was in sight, so it was pretty obvious to everyone he was into her). Anyway we all wanted to fuck with him and see how he would react if he thought she was interested. So I had her smile and wave in the hallways in that kind of flirtatious way. The guy was super egotistical so I had my friends act all comforting around me and ask if i was alright when he came and sat down by us, when he asked what was wrong i told him that my gf said she was into this really funny guy but she wouldn't tell me who. His face lit. up. He never once asked if I was ok, all he wanted to know were details of the guy and ideas of who he might be. after about 3 days of nobody telling him we were fucking with him i had my whole band class (little under 50 people) and random people in the high school were all looking at him and saying shit like "YoungVshotler knows it's you, he's been looking for you." Random people I haven't even met, I think they just heard about it and agreed he was acting like a douche and decided to join in. Fast forward to our confrontation, all i said was "look man, I know what's going on." and after listening to him babble on about people can't help who they're attracted to my buddy listening in was visibly trying to hold back tears of laughter, and that was when he caught on. This guy was a close friend of mine for a while, and this whole situation really showed his true colors. but the level of dedication by my entire high school is still stunning to this day.

TL:DR- My high school joined in on a prank to see how a friend would react if he thought my gf was into him

If the mirror was placed after you began moving at the speed of light, I don't think you could see your reflection. But if it was in front of you and you could already see your reflection and you both began moving at the speed of light you should be able to see your reflection. I think.