What is red?

Before i must answer that question, I must answer this question: what is love?

Love is blue and err SHOES! When you hold an apple to your chest and say "Let this asfghjkl on your face". That is love, it is blue and shoes, and the process of love is holding an apple and blah blah blah.

Sooooo, what is red? Ummmm... red is blue and err POOZ! When you hold an apple and say "Let this rofl on your belly". Wait a sec, that's ANTI-LOVE! Well sorry I cannot tell you what red is now because my fingernails exploded and reappeared in China.