* Why do top comics and intellectuals get $10,000 to $50,000 to give speeches, while Hillary, who isn't a terribly good speaker, get a quarter million dollars? The answer may not surprise you.

* If "The Purge" was real, you know, the night when you can commit any crime without repurcussion, it wouldn't be all about murder like the movies show. No, there are a bunch of other crimes on which the problems would center.

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News".

Here are the topics covered in the the February 8th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.

* How you can run your home and family like a business to get amazing results. It's easier than you think.

* Copyright is a broken system, but nowhere is it more broken than on YouTube, where a mega-corp can shutter your entire channel without even honestly looking once to see if your clip is Fair Use or abuse. YouTube doens't give a damn about small publishers, they just want to keep the big dogs happy and they do so at any price.

* If you want to prank a friend, family member, or new girlfriend (perhaps even to test their loyalty,) you need only do this one $5 gag to keep them close to you or drive them away forever, though it will be two to six years before they full realize the full power of it.

* My Pontiac is back in the shop again, and as of this repair, I've now paid more in repairs than I did to buy it in the first damn place.

* Here's why I changed my mind on GMO foods, and it's not because of all the shady shit, lying, dishonest and dissembly paid for without fail by the GMO companies, but because they finally brought Bill Nye into the lab to show him what they're actually doing.

* Need a penny? Take a penny! Got a mustard packet? Leave it somewhere random and absurd. This is just one of the many ways you can give back to society.

* How one man got a job as a professional tooth brusher, and how you can get the same job to earn $300+ a year without even leaving your home.

* Why it's not racist to go on a plantation tour, despite what that (otherwise nice and civil) bitch tracy from processing might have to say about it.