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Turn your bathroom into the transporter room

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Apparently one of the questions Star Trek fans repeatedly ask is, "Where are the bathrooms on the Enterprise?" (Sorry. "Waste extraction units" for the Ferengi among us.) We rarely see them, and you know why? Nobody wants a plot that revolves around a rogue replicator turning waste materials into tea, earl grey, hot.

Maybe your significant other won't let you turn the living room into the bridge of the Enterprise, but just one little room won't hurt, right? Transform your bathroom into the transporter room from Star Trek: The Original Series with this bath set. We provide the transporter room background on the shower curtain and the platform in the rug. You provide the water to make it look like you're dematerializing and the sound effects.