Jessica Biel Opening Ritzy Restaurant ... for Kids

Because if the world needs anything, it's that

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Here's the amusing description of Au Fudge, a children's restaurant Jessica Biel is opening in Santa Monica, Calif., per a Page Six source: "It would be a place where A-listers would feel comfortable bringing their kids to dine and take part in cooking activities." Biel has found a location and is now in the process of hiring a construction crew, getting permits, and finding sponsors. The restaurant has also been called "Soho House for kids." Sounds like it definitely fills a void in the restaurant world.

This May 19, 2013 file photo shows actress Jessica Biel at the screening of the film "Inside Llewyn Davis" at the 66th international film festival, in Cannes, southern France.
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Just what I want a bunch of screaming entitled brats that don't know what NO is running around while I'm trying to eat my meal.

Pimpcessa

Jan 18, 2014 7:18 AM CST

It isn't sometimes "referred to as Soho House for kids", because it doesn't even exist yet! This is a serious case of pompous action by a bored B list housewife, who used to have a career. Wake up Biel. And try to find a way to be productive, without being pretentious.

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