Pokemon HeartGold Log

Day One:Picked Gold as player character, named him "Jake"Picked Cyndaquil as starterGot to Mistour Pokemon's house, acquired egg and beat Silver while grinding Cyndaquil to level 9Named Silver "Svart"After a long tutorial by Kotone, caught Pidgey and Bellsprout, got both to level 10Raped Sprout Tower with Pidgey and CyndaquilRaped Falkner in more ways than one with my bro CyndaquilCyndaquil evolved into QuilavaWent though caveFound Kurty, fucked up Slowpoke wellCaught SlowpokeGround Slowpoke to level 10Had Kurty make some BALLSACQUIRED KURTY'S POKEGEAR NUMBER FUCK YEAHBugsy raped me first try with Scyther; got second wind and killed BugsyGot through forest after learning Cut and HeadbuttGot to daycare, put Togepi in forever

Day Two:Whipped through underground tunnelCaught Nidoran malePidgey evolved into PidgeottoGround like the motherfucker I amNidoran male evolved into NidorinoGot raped by Whitney several timesFinally beat WhitneyMade Whitney cryBro-fisted QuilavaGot balls from Kurty; gave more apricornsCaught SudowoodoKotone is really annoying and continues to call me saying the same shitGeisha girls with Eevees fights are gone to my dismay, replaced by fight with one Rocket grunt with one KoffingMet BillStalked Bill to his houseGot EeveeHad to put Nidorino in boxGrinding Eevee like a motherfucker

Day Three:Participated in Bug-Catching Contest, only got second with a ButterfreeCaught a Drowzee as trade fodderTraded in Pikachu-Coloured Pichu and Jirachi holding Thunderstone for Butterfree and DrowzeeUsed Thunderstone to evolve EeveePut Jirachi in boxGot balls from KurtyGot Spiky-Eared Pichu, put both Pichus in box to never use againKotone keeps calling me what a slutRaped Silver in Burned TowerReleased Legendary DogsScolded Quilava for falling asleep then letting Morty rape himBeat Morty first try fuck yeahUsed up all my berries and Miltank still isn't healed fuck that bitchBellsprout evolved into WeepinbellGot into Lighthouse, turned off system for it was dying

Day Four:Got to top of lighthouseSurfed to CianwoodGot medicineGot raped by ChuckBeat ChuckGot fly fuck yeahBeat EusineGot balls from KurtyGave medicine to AmphyWent to new Safari ZoneCompleted challenge one: catch GeodudeRaped JasmineSurfed to MahoganyCunt blocking gymBought Rage Candy BarCunt blocking way to Route 44; admits he's a cuntFought to lakeTurned off DS due to lack of interest