Bristol Palin took her Dancing With The Stars partner Mark Ballas to Alaska Thursday, where he met her mom, Sarah Palin. ABC filmed everything, of course, so tune in and see what the hell is up with that. [NYDN]

Lindsay Lohan spent a little time at a homeless center in L.A. on Sunday, and should be going to rehab today. [Just Jared]

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to star in a romantic comedy called One NIght With You — but noted actress Taylor Swift may replace her. [Contact Music]

Michael Lohan went nuts and left threatening voicemails for Lindsay Lohan's lawyer; he says he was just upset, because: "I told them to do this [send Lindsay to rehab] a long time ago. Just now they're listening." [TMZ]

What Russell Brand's bachelor party did not have: Booze. [Contact Music]

If you don't like Glee spoilers do not click this link, it will only make you sad. [E!]

Nadya Suleman had a yard sale over the weekend in an effort to pay her mortgage; her lawn was strewn with bikinis, bras, baby clothes and tiny devil Halloween costumes. Oh, and for ten bucks, you could have your picture taken with the lady known as Octomom. [Us Magazine]

Marc Anthony, Robert De Niro, Howard Stern and Donald Trump are among the stars with gun permits. You're been warned! [NYDN]

Comedian Greg Giraldo was rushed to the hospital after overdosing on prescription pills, but apparently the incident was not a suicide attempt. [Digital Spy]

"It is good. I actually think this script is better than the first movie. It's a little bit daunting to probably try to top it, but we'll try, or at least even it out. Expectations are high, and that makes me nervous." — Zach Galifianakis on The Hangover 2. [Digital Spy via MTV]