Grimsled acknowledged the discrepancies in the versions of the events. The alleged victims claim lack of consent; the player says there was consent.

“That’s the two conflicting reports or stories in the incident that we’re
getting, yes,” Grimsled said.

“We’re trying to be careful no matter who it would be,” Grimsled said. “We don’t want to falsely accuse someone of something when we haven’t
determined from our side if they did something or didn’t do something.”

On one hand, we’re having a hard time envisioning a situation involving one man and two women and a claim of nonconsensual sexual contact. Without getting overly graphic, it would be difficult to sexually assault one while physically restraining the other from, you know, leaving.

On the other hand, we’ll be watching for signs of home cooking in this one. Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger’s alleged escapades occurred not in the Pittsburgh area, where his bodyguards are members of law enforcement and the cops have (or at least had) a reputation for looking the other way when a Steelers player gets into trouble. In a small town in a state where the Packers are worshiped, discretion easily can be exercised to conclude that proof beyond a reasonable doubt would never be established at trial, and thus that charges won’t be pursued.

The mere fact that the player’s name currently is being treated as a state secret makes us wonder whether the authorities are predisposed to accepting his word over the versions supplied by the alleged victims.

Do a thorough investigation and uphold the law.
Oh, BTW!
* Between 1986 and 1990, nine Vikings were arrested for drunken driving, and receiver Buster Rhymes was treated for cocaine dependency.
* In 1988, citing “overwhelming negative response” from the public, the Vikings released convicted sex offender Mossy Cade.
* In 1994, Joey Browner is charged with third-degree rape in Minneapolis. Charges are later dismissed.
* In 1995, running back Keith Henderson pleaded guilty to three counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct.
* 1995, Star Minnesota Vikings quarterback Warren Moon is arrested in Houston and charged with misdemeanor assault after he slapped his wife, choking her “nearly to the point of unconsciousness.” Moon is later acquitted after his wife refuses to testify. A few months previously, Moon had been charged with sexual assault by a Vikings cheerleader in a case that was settled out of court.
* That year, Moon allegedly struck his wife in the head with an open hand and choked her to the point where she almost passed out, according to police in Missouri City, Texas.
She did not press charges and, although the case went to trial anyway, Moon was found not guilty.
* In 1995, the Star Tribune reported that the Vikings paid $150,000 to head off a sexual harassment suit against Vikings assistant coach Richard Solomon, coach Dennis Green’s closest friend on the staff.
* In 1996, James Harris, Minnesota Vikings defensive end, pleads guilty to third-degree assault for beating his wife.
* In 1999, safety Orlando Thomas was disciplined by the NFL after pleading no contest to the misdemeanor charge of simple battery on his wife.
* In 2002, receiver Randy Moss knocked a traffic cop to the ground with his car, then was charged with drug possession. He later reached an out-of-court settlement with the officer.
* In 2002, two women claimed to be sexually assaulted at the team’s Arctic Blast fundraiser.
* In 2004, linebackers E.J. Henderson and Michael Nattiel and tight end Steve Farmer were arrested after officers said they saw the players assaulting a man outside the Tabu nightclub in Minneapolis.
* In 2005, running back Onterrio Smith was suspended by the NFL for a year for violating the league’s substance abuse policy, two months after being caught at an airport with The Original Whizzinator, a kit designed to circumvent drug tests.
* Also in 2005, coach Mike Tice was fined by the NFL for scalping Super Bowl tickets, and defensive tackle Kevin Williams was arrested on charges of domestic abuse.
* Wide receiver Kelly Campbell driving a stolen SUV high with a stolen and weapon, with 16 grams of marijuana
* Daunte Culpepper’s SUV involved in drug arrest
* Former running back Ted Brown was indicted by a Mille Lacs County grand jury in late 2003 on first-and third-degree criminal sexual conduct charges after an incident at a team function on Lake Mille Lacs. He remains free on bail.
Brown is charged in a February 2003 incident during the Vikings’ annual Arctic Blast event at Eddy’s Resort. Prosecutors allege that Brown forced sex on an intoxicated woman who was unable to consent.
* Tommy Kramer DUI
* Donald Igwebuike involved in drug trafficing
* Robert Tate threatening to have the mother of his child beaten up by his cousin
* Kenny Mixon not 1, not 2, but 3 DUI’s while with the team
* Former Executive Mike Kelly getting a DUI going to bail out players at the Arctic Blast
* Denny Green Sexual Harassment Allegations
* EJ Henderson DUI
*Oh, yeah, that whole sex boat scandal too.
All this from before 2006.

rovibe says:Jun 5, 2010 10:15 PM

“…it would be difficult to sexually assault one while physically restraining the other from, you know, leaving.” — BINGO. That’s the first thing I thought when this story first broke. If they claim to have been together when both assaulted, it’s highly improbable. If it happened separately, a good investigator can separate them and find holes in their stories. I always root against the Packers, but if this player is innocent, these women should be punished for lying. Sadly, that won’t happen. Just ask the Duke rape case accuser, who ruined several lives and got off scott free.

mission says:Jun 5, 2010 10:19 PM

Rumor is that it’s second-year CB Brandon Underwood who McCarthy recently spotlighted as possibly the most improved player in camp. Definitely a guy we need to step up and who showed signs last season… if you’ve seen him though, he’s too skinny to be able to “rape” two chicks at the same time. I know he’s been in the weight room a lot but come on!

Sleazy Snake says:Jun 5, 2010 10:25 PM

Go! You Packers! Go!

lebowski says:Jun 5, 2010 10:25 PM

I think police are finally realizing that the ‘home cooking’ approach can ultimately lead to them losing their jobs as well. As it should.

keithbrandon says:Jun 5, 2010 10:27 PM

I am a Packer fan.
This story sucks. To hear the Packers name in the same sentence as “sexual assault”, is really lame. Whether it is true or not, does not matter to me, it sucks! If it is true, then cut his ass now because I do not want a player like that on the team that I root for. I hate players who feel they are entitled to whatever they want, especially when it comes to women. Big Ben is a piece of shit! “A leopard doesn’t change its spots” type of thing and how many times has he been accused? I’m sure players all over this league are having sex with tons of women and you do not hear accusations being tossed around.
Anyhow, like the story points out. How do you restrain two women at once all while having sex with either of them? This wreaks of bullshit. Tramps trying to get their 15 minutes and $. If I am wrong I am sorry for that but from what I have read so far just does not add up.
Trying to be as objective as possible.
Later haters

Axl33 says:Jun 5, 2010 10:27 PM

Or, the fact that the player’s name isn’t being released is to prevent premature decisions and rampant speculation – two things which you’ve managed to demonstrate already here Florio – while the law enforcement agencies conclude their work. God forbid not everything leaks on the schedule you want it to…

Dewsweeper says:Jun 5, 2010 10:27 PM

“Our investigation is coming to a conclusion.” Considering the allegation of sexual assault, should we consider changing that to “Our investigation is coming to a climax.”

steve grogan says:Jun 5, 2010 10:27 PM

This happened at the WI Dells, a tourist area north of Madison.
Just maybe they aren’t pursuing it because it’s bugus. How can one guy rape 2 women unless they are handcuffed. Regardless, a player should never put himself in a position such as this.

Love_Boat_Scandal says:Jun 5, 2010 10:28 PM

Or, you know, you could wait until things play out before you start forming an opinion one way or the other and making stuff up. Steve McNair, anyone?

blitzburgh1 says:Jun 5, 2010 10:31 PM

Ben’s accuser claimed they had unprotected inercourse …while she was sitting on a toilet. Are you telling me that it took the Georgia police over a month to conclude that a 6’5 man could not have had intercourse with a woman sitting on a toilet seat?

Damn, the Vikings have a list that is hard to top by any team in any sport.

jrhsd says:Jun 5, 2010 10:37 PM

quick Hank, can you research the stats of the Vikings Packers games in 2009?

jmskmi says:Jun 5, 2010 10:40 PM

Johnny Jolly
Nick Barnett
Koren Robinson
Najeh Davenport
Andre Rison
Ahman Green Disordely Conduct
Al Harris Sexual Assult
Spencer Havner
Hank get a clue your Packers are just as bad or worse! I am sure much more dirt could be dug up but as was pointed out, since there is nothing to do up in GB everyone knows who these morons are and they get away with stuff. This story leads to that fact, most times there are discrepancies and that is why guys plead not guilty but single bullet Barney here is going to believe the word of one person over the other because he is a Packer? Ridicoulous. If a woman says NO even after agreeing to something the person must stop NO matter who it is or what she had done before NO MEANS NO!! Doesn’t matter who you are or what team you play for!!

steve grogan says:Jun 5, 2010 10:42 PM

Brandon must have claimed to be Charles Woodson to bag these two, once they found out he was scrub ……….

Bob Nelson says:Jun 5, 2010 10:46 PM

The is no DNA going to a lab.
No forensics
There is not much left to do if the “investigation is coming to a conclusion” less than 12 hours after notification.

jmskmi says:Jun 5, 2010 10:47 PM

Not to mention you can ask any law enforcement agency in WI that when the Packers loose the number of domestic abuse cases go up!!

Calistin says:Jun 5, 2010 10:48 PM

Lake Delton and Dells is full of money grubbing, shrewd, pathetic sluts. Trust me I live near there, I know. Bitches will do anything for a buck. Best profession for a girl in that area is stripper.

The Devil says:Jun 5, 2010 10:48 PM

the god-fearing rednecks of wisconsin have no civility, no control and ALL are a bunch of drunks.
True Stat: Highest Ratio of ‘TAVERNS’ to people in the entire US. This state is sooooo depressed and the people so poorly under-educated this has become the SIBERIA of the US

Gregjennings85 says:Jun 5, 2010 10:49 PM

Please. Be. Lumpkin.

timegambit says:Jun 5, 2010 10:51 PM

Hey, Hank!
I see you brought your cry for help to another post.
Life can be a bear when you’re lonely…and a packer fan and possibly psychotic, but don’t worry, it’s almost time for Wapner. Yeah, definitely time for Wapner.
Now go put your swim trunks on and hit the hay, ya sad pathetic mess….and stop peaking at your sister!
I’ll tell your dad/uncle to stop in later.

FoF says:Jun 5, 2010 10:51 PM

The Packers are becoming the new Bengals of the NFL.

stiller43 says:Jun 5, 2010 10:55 PM

I hope all these recent allegations of sexual assault against NFL (and former NFL) players are false. It’s terrible, disgusting, and one of the most (if not the most) heinous things one person can do to another. The psychological (and even physical) scars last a lifetime.
However, I can’t help but wonder if the recent landslide in allegations has been women trying to get a payday…these seem to be running rampant more so now than ever.

ccw252 says:Jun 5, 2010 10:55 PM

Oh Florio, you funny Vikings fan. Are you sure you were a lawyer?
“The mere fact that the player’s name currently is being treated as a state secret makes us wonder whether the authorities are predisposed to accepting his word over the versions supplied by the alleged victims.”
Really? The mere fact is, why shame a player when “one” dude can’t rape two woman!!!!

FoF says:Jun 5, 2010 10:55 PM

Under the leadership of Thompson, McLardy, and gutless Murphy, the Packers are slowly deteriorating. Time for a leadership change. Thompson inherited a perennial playoff team and Division winner and has managed to only win 1 playoff game in 5 years. Most overrated GM in the league.

The Devil says:Jun 5, 2010 10:57 PM

the sad thing is the Hank’s list is VERY INCOMPLETE of the Vikes issues with the law.
Ever sadder, if a true blotter was kept for EVERY NFL team the list would be endless.
Then again, there are 52 players on a team, each of those players is generally single and in their 30’s, and have a large disposable income….
Crap happens

# The Devil says: June 5, 2010 10:48 PM
the god-fearing rednecks of wisconsin have no civility, no control and ALL are a bunch of drunks.
True Stat: Highest Ratio of ‘TAVERNS’ to people in the entire US. This state is sooooo depressed and the people so poorly under-educated this has become the SIBERIA of the US
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Lol thanks for the laugh. I live in Milwaukee and yes there are a ton of bars, but it’s not because we’re “deoressed” or under educated, it’s because it’s a beer town, Miller started here and is made here, so of course there are a lot of bars. Siberia comment made me laugh though good stuff.

Hank says:Jun 5, 2010 11:07 PM

# jmskmi says: June 5, 2010 10:40 PM
Johnny Jolly – Yep, guilty of stupidity at this point
Nick Barnett – Guilty of what exactly?
Koren Robinson – Played for the Vagines when he was arrested.
Najeh Davenport – Pooped in a hamper.
Andre Rison – Played for a half of a season with GB
Ahman Green Disordely Conduct – Yep.
Al Harris Sexual Assult – No charges were ever filed against Al.
Spencer Havner – Dummy gets drunk and hurts himself. I’m guessing you have a boxer nose from walking into closed doors when you were drunk on Boone’s Farm.
If you wanted to make a half way reasonable claim you would include the Aunt Eater, Mossy Cade, who the Vagines signed AFTER his conviction or even James Lofton and of course, Chmura.
Slap all that together and it’s still a Cliff Notes compared to the Vagines novel. I miss the days of Tippin’ Tommy Kramer. That guy was hilarious!

Josh says:Jun 5, 2010 11:09 PM

Calistin,
The women were from Milwaukee, not the Dells area. I’m sure you know a lot about women in that area though….imbecile.

Contra says:Jun 5, 2010 11:10 PM

You know, I laugh at all you Packer fans that have written negatively in response to my post in the last article. The moment a Viking player is in trouble all you packer fans jump all over our threads about it. However, the moment one of your guys is in trouble you start crying to the heavens and can’t take it when the favor is returned by Vikings fans. You’ve got asshats start waving 12 national championships that are older than dirt…you’ve got a guy named Hank who clearly had his mile long post ready to use in case of Packer emergency…you’ve got Bob Nelson and JimmySmith conveniently take a leave of absence. I mean come on…man up and take it like a man. I actually had respect for Packer fans but based on their reaction to my post which mirrors that’s of Bob Nelson and JimmySmith you’ve lost it. Man up!

MrHumble says:Jun 5, 2010 11:11 PM

The accusations have to be false…..if you’ve ever been to wisconsin, you would know they all consent!!

GobiasINC_1 says:Jun 5, 2010 11:11 PM

jmskmi. nice argument of all those Packers. Half of those happened before they became a part of the Green Bay Packers. But nice try.
The Devil. Where are you from? I really want to know. What makes your home so great? And are there many taverns in Siberia? Please inform us all. Please do.

Hank says:Jun 5, 2010 11:11 PM

# Wiscdave says: June 5, 2010 10:58 PM
Hank,
Give it a rest. We know you can copy text from Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2206602973). At least give an attribution instead of copying another’s work and claiming it as your own.
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Yes, that’s why I said it took all of one minute of research to post the list. Do you think someone could actually put together that list in a minute? Like I told the Vagine fan getting his Zubaz in a bunch, don’t hate me because you’re an idiot.

MkePackFan says:Jun 5, 2010 11:13 PM

# Calistin says: June 5, 2010 10:48 PM
Lake Delton and Dells is full of money grubbing, shrewd, pathetic sluts. Trust me I live near there, I know. Bitches will do anything for a buck. Best profession for a girl in that area is stripper.
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JSOnline reported the two women are from Milwaukee…just a presumptive guess is that they came up Lake Delton after having worked at the Outer Limit in Madison (a strip club owned by the same man that owns Silk Exotic in Milwaukee and Juneau and the girls rotate at all 3 places).

Did Najeh really poop in a hamper?
I can only imagine the mental chain of events leading up to that decision.

Hank says:Jun 5, 2010 11:18 PM

Contra,
Get back to me when you testicles drop. Then you can request others to “man up”.

CommanderShepard says:Jun 5, 2010 11:19 PM

Has it even been confirmed that the alleged sexual assault happened at the same time? Or is it that the alleged sexual assault happened as two separate instances?

Jack Factor says:Jun 5, 2010 11:21 PM

I just watched the 10PM News in WI and they had an interview with the officer.
It appears the women changed their story first saying that they were assaulted by more than one player – then changed their story.
When the police arrived the player in question was in a room with the two women.
The officer said that the players were very easy to deal with and all went to the police station to give their interviews – 6 were immediately released.
The player in question was interviewed a second time and admitted to consensual sexual activity with the women. He was then released and not arrested.
The officers comments made it clear that this will be a he said / they said incident and that women changed their story at least once.
His body language and facial expressions and the fact that he was giving an interview so freely……my take – the ladies are lying.
No matter what happens – the fact that these players were partying until 4:17 in the morning is unseemly and that one, even if not in legal trouble, was tag teaming two women from Milwaukee that he met just a few hours before having them come to their rented Wilderness condo will be a huge stain on his image and still potentially result in a suspension.

MkePackFan says:Jun 5, 2010 11:22 PM

Contra says: June 5, 2010 11:10 PM
you’ve got Bob Nelson and JimmySmith conveniently take a leave of absence
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Or maybe they got better things to do on a Saturday night….and yes, I know, what does that say about me then?

MkePackFan says:Jun 5, 2010 11:26 PM

# Old_Style says: June 5, 2010 11:18 PM
Did Najeh really poop in a hamper?
I can only imagine the mental chain of events leading up to that decision.
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Yep, back when he was in college. Of course, who hasn’t done something stupid at college…presuming that even 1/2 of PFT readers have gone to college (and based on some of the ramblings, improper grammar, and poor spelling, I’m being generous with 50%).

Contra says:Jun 5, 2010 11:26 PM

Hank says:
June 5, 2010 11:18 PM
Contra,
Get back to me when you testicles drop. Then you can request others to “man up”.

snoogins says:Jun 5, 2010 11:34 PM

# Old_Style says: June 5, 2010 11:18 PM
Did Najeh really poop in a hamper?
I can only imagine the mental chain of events leading up to that decision.
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Yes, that’s why his nickname was the Dump Truck. His ex-gf or something’s dorm room was open so he went in her closet and took a dump in her hamper. Possibly the best/funniest record awarded to an NFL player.

Wiscdave says:Jun 5, 2010 11:37 PM

Hank,
You exemplify the worst of the people posting here–when you get caught, you blame others and call names with the security of Internet anonymity.

kishcollageit says:Jun 5, 2010 11:44 PM

Dance puppets dance!

Hank says:Jun 5, 2010 11:47 PM

# Wiscdave says: June 5, 2010 11:37 PM
Hank,
You exemplify the worst of the people posting here–when you get caught, you blame others and call names with the security of Internet anonymity.
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Get caught doing what exactly dave? Type into Google, “Minnesota Vikings criminal record” and then cut and paste? If you’d like to continue being a idiot show me where I took credit for the list? See dave, you actually have to have me take ownership of the list for your little tantrum to have any validity. Keep being a whiney bitch like the Vagine fans though.
Dave, is the list yours? If it is, let’s make sure you get your due diligence and then the Vagine fans can express their outrage over facts and the time you spent putting your list together. Innnernets is serious business.

Keep ridin’ that cliche horse dave, maybe you’ll create something original.
Dave, what exactly am I “backing up” that I haven’t already with the very simple facts of the situation?
A) I never took credit for your little list
B) You’re claiming I did
C) You’re sniveling like a toadie Vagine fan.
Them’s the facts dave. I tell you what, I’ll post my name and address right after you do it. Let’s see what side wins, the indignant rager side or the slightly more calm yet still room temp IQ side.
This should be fun.

hrmlss says:Jun 6, 2010 12:42 AM

Ok, I’ve read ever post here and the links. Why is this being linked to Ben? This sounds like 2 chicks in a threesome that had a plan for $$$, I have heard of private security blocking access to the bath room on one similar to this one…….

Bud Grant says:Jun 6, 2010 1:17 AM

Hank,
That’s exactly the response I expected from you. I hope you’re not waiting for the Mensa invitation.

Bing253 says:Jun 6, 2010 1:22 AM

Packer And Vikings fans are funny arguing about which team has more off-season issues. Classic!

seals says:Jun 6, 2010 1:26 AM

NFL players are above the law, She could be down in front walkway with her new boyfriend and NFL player still walks. This guy will get off but it does show you what the Packer orginization is built on.

# Bud Grant says: June 6, 2010 1:17 AM
Hank,
That’s exactly the response I expected from you. I hope you’re not waiting for the Mensa invitation.
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So you get a invite from MENSA if you post your name and address on the internet? Call me kooky “Bud” but that doesn’t sound too smart.
I think you’ve confused MENSA with your affiliation with NAMBLA.

durno99 says:Jun 6, 2010 1:42 AM

Who were the 2 women? Boobs Nelson and who else? The shootings at Lambeau and now this. Not such a neet state anymore! The country can now see what Minnesotan’s have seen for years………….It’s called the truth. Hey Wiscosin, your a SPAID!

Hank says:Jun 6, 2010 1:44 AM

Randall Woodfield, drafted in the 17th round (428th pick), but he was dismissed from the team that same year.
Did the Vagines pick him up afterwards like Mossy Cade?

Wiscdave says:Jun 6, 2010 1:48 AM

Hank,
Predictable. To paraphrase Sam Spade, the gaudier the patter, the cheaper the poster.

Satanic Hell Creature says:Jun 6, 2010 3:23 AM

MkePackFan says:
June 5, 2010 11:22 PM
Contra says: June 5, 2010 11:10 PM
you’ve got Bob Nelson and JimmySmith conveniently take a leave of absence
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Or maybe they got better things to do on a Saturday night….and yes, I know, what does that say about me then?
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Each other does not constitute “something better to do on a Saturday night”.

galleyfan says:Jun 6, 2010 4:51 AM

As a Packer fan I hope it’s not true because hurting women & children are the worst things you can do! Every team has players or has had players that have done this sort of thing. I get a kick out of all you loser Viqueen fans on here runnin’ your mouths callin’ every one in WI a redkneck & a drunk. First of all, idiots!, redknecks are from the south & I, like many of my family & friends do not drink. Can’t wait to see old Brett “Int” Favre toss another lame duck up for you in a big game! It’ll happen again.

effs420 says:Jun 6, 2010 6:00 AM

# jmskmi says: June 5, 2010 10:47 PM
Not to mention you can ask any law enforcement agency in WI that when the Packers loose the number of domestic abuse cases go up!!
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i’ve actually heard this directly from an officer’s mouth in green bay.
i’m paraphrasing but i overheard him say something like this after a packer loss: “better get back to the cars, we’ll be seeing a buncha domestics tonight”.
he wasn’t joking.
when you’re beating on your family because your football team lost, it’s time to put the old milwaukee down and take a long hard look at yourself…maybe the ups & downs of being a football fan isn’t for you.

bucc19 says:Jun 6, 2010 8:09 AM

The Packers are becoming the new Bengals of the NFL.
And how is that so called “fan of football”? (who really is CLUELESS) Nobody has been convivted much less charged. Wait for the facts before you judge. And you say you are a fan of football? Must be the kind they play in England because you are an absolute moron when it comes to the American game.

bucc19 says:Jun 6, 2010 8:12 AM

Packer And Vikings fans are funny arguing about which team has more off-season issues. Classic
It is hysterical isn’t it? I’ll give Packer fans the benefit of the doubt because they at least won a few titles in thier lifetime, and the Packers don’t have to rely on revenue sharing to fund a team like the parasite Bi-queens do. Bucs 2010 NFC south champs!

JimmySmith says:Jun 6, 2010 8:35 AM

I constantly remind the Vikings of all their shortcomings so it is fully expected that they would pile on in advance of all the facts being known.
When Rapesagirl was being investigated, I was all in favor of due process but it seemed the deck was stacked. The girl declined to press charges and Big Ben was reported to have little Ben hanging out of his zipper so I thought that at a minimum, he should have been charged with indecent exposure, or as the Viking fans would call it, free advertising.
If a Packer ends up being guilty of sexual assult, I can guarantee the organization wouldn’t need to wait for the NFL to suspend him, the Packers will simply cut the player and move on. This is in stark contrast to the Viking’s who not only continue to employ the player, as in the case of McKinnie, but enable further bad behavior.
Even with the limited intelligence of a Viking fan, they should be able to see the difference.

Calistin says:Jun 6, 2010 8:48 AM

Dude got laid by 2 girls, quit hating Queen fans. Most of your women up in Minisoda count as 2, so I don’t see what the fuss is about.
That’s right, all Vikings fans are fat, dumb, and make sloppy love to ugly woman. (insert sarcasm here)

seals says:Jun 6, 2010 9:52 AM

jonnyb612 almost sounded like an intelligent packer fan for a minute but his green and gold couldn’t be held down to end the post when he had to drop a yet another viking homo reference in an article that had nothing to do with the vikings.
Packer fans need to come out of the closet already and admit you all like to choke on it. None of you can get a simple post in without discussing the Vikings.
We own you guys,,,,,you can’t get one thought out without mentioning the Vikings. HA

FoF says:Jun 6, 2010 9:56 AM

You guys are right, Wisconsin is well known for looking the other way when their sports stars or managers get into trouble. Harvey Kuenn & Sal Bando were notorious for driving drunk, the police always looked the other way.
Also it is a well known “secret” in the Milwaukee Country Sheriff’s department that Ted Thompson was picked up in one of the country parks in 2006 soliciting a male prostitute. He was let go to as long as he never came back to save the name of the beloved Packer organization.

Juan Corsair says:Jun 6, 2010 9:57 AM

No matter what happens – the fact that these players were partying until 4:17 in the morning is unseemly and that one, even if not in legal trouble, was tag teaming two women from Milwaukee that he met just a few hours before having them come to their rented Wilderness condo will be a huge stain on his image and still potentially result in a suspension.
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Huh?
I can see him (possibly) being fined by the team for partying until 4:00 AM, as it may violate team rules. However, “tag teaming two women from Milwaukee that he met just a few hours before” is considered a crime now? Seriously? I guess maybe I could see that opinion if you are either a repressed bible-thumping moron with religious and/or mommy issues, or if you are located in some backwards dungheap like Abu Dhabi.
Christ-on-a-stick, I really am morbidly curious about the upbringing some of you experienced as children. I’m sure there must be some home videos out there that would terrify even the most jaded horror fan.

badfish69 says:Jun 6, 2010 9:57 AM

# durno99 says: June 6, 2010 1:42 AM
Who were the 2 women? Boobs Nelson and who else? The shootings at Lambeau and now this. Not such a neet state anymore! The country can now see what Minnesotan’s have seen for years………….It’s called the truth. Hey Wiscosin, your a SPAID!
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Neet? Wiscosin? You uneducated loser.

Stuff-it says:Jun 6, 2010 10:27 AM

On one hand, we’re having a hard time envisioning a situation involving one man and two women and a claim of nonconsensual sexual contact.
Leaving the Vikings aside, has anyone ever heard of hand cuffs? Especially if they were drunk?

bucc19 says:Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM

None of people get out much do ya.?.get a life losers.

Johnnyb612 says:Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM

Seals,
Of course I mentioned the queens. I live in Minneapolis and I hate their guts. I’ll be a little sad once their stadium battle is over. I live to watch queens fans squirm!!!!!!!!! Oh, and enjoy the weather in LA in another couple years (another thing I couldn’t resist saying, homo!!!!!!!!!!!).

Gophersnot says:Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM

Hank, (if that’s your real name or the nickname of the 3 inches of fury you’re packing),
Haven’t seen your name much before the last few days. Could it be it’s summer time and middle school is over and mommy let’s you play on the computer longer?
It’s fun now, you jump out of bed wearing those Superman jammies and run to the computer to play like the big boys do. Push the glasses back up the nose, pump yourself up and lean forward to about 6 inches from the screen. Then, you can respond to everyone’s e-mails, even though they don’t pertain to you. And, to be cool, you giggle after typing words like vagina and boobs. Make sure to look over your shoulder so mommy doesn’t see that.
You claim finding these stats under “Minnesota Vikings sexual assault”, but we know it’s while you’re looking up “sex” to see what it’s really like, not like the feel of inflated plastic.
You’re cool. I’m sure you’ll make first chair in the trombone section next year. You’ll make the trumpeters jealous. The “chicks” will really want you then.
Don’t let mommy catch you being bad or you won’t get to have “that special bath” were mommy strokes your hair and tells you over and over that you’re “her big boy”. If you’re bad, it will be no more Mr. Bubbles and you’ll be banished from watching the Smurfs reruns.
Go away.

NitshkesGhost@1265 says:Jun 7, 2010 10:44 AM

Contra writes,
You’ve got asshats start waving 12 national championships that are older than dirt…
Ah I can smell the bitterness all the way from here buddy. Well considering your lowsy state can not and will not support a sports franchise, and they all leave. I can at least say I have seen my team produce a SB title in my life time. Why don’t you toddle on off to a MLB website so you can talk about a Minn. team thats actually won something. You have nothing to talk about here but “the agony of defeat.” Have fun cheering for your L.A. Vikings.
P.S. You know why the Vikings wear purple?
Because that is the color you turn when you choke.
Have fun looking at the cobwebs it your empty trophy case.
Oh ya, you would have beat the colts, but the Aints beat you to it.

Ruvell100 says:Jun 7, 2010 1:59 PM

The only thing I’m pissed about is that in all of my galavanting around in the Dells during my younger days, I never did two chicks at the same time. I must not have had the money or something…