the aliens mentioned above did in fact not win the war as a few thousand survivors remained and fought back for over 20 years and won.....i am one of there descendents....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

the reason japan is our allied nation is because not only did we drop two nukes during world war two but we created and sent Godzilla to destroy major city's and seaports.....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

the united states number one export is oil.........and alien body parts.....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

we humans are in fact not the dominate species of planet earth in stead it is the super intelligent mice that rule over us in secret, pushing us to war, starvation, famine, and sickness.

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:24 pm

Hlaoroo

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Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

lasthunter wrote:

we humans are in fact not the dominate species of planet earth in stead it is the super intelligent mice that rule over us in secret, pushing us to war, starvation, famine, and sickness.

I don't think that's a lie. I'm pretty sure that was in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Or at least, there was something similar.

If two Fords were to come into contact the world would implode from shock that those cars managed to get that far.

The oddest creature on Earth is the glove-necked stiltnicker, a tiny animal that lives in the elastic of your pajamas and comes out when you sleep to insert its five neck tendrils under your eyelids or in your ears and eat your dreams before you have a chance to remember them.

Dropbears are a giant relative of the Koala. Measuring at 6'1" they live in trees in Australia and drop down on unsuspecting tourists, hence their name. They are now scientifically proven to prefer tourists to Australians. It is thought that this is due to their lower blood vegemite levels not reacting with the sweat glands to produce sufficient Dropbear deterrent chemical signals.

i have made a most remarkable discovery. it seems to be a creature the size of man, i don't know how that's possible but i have hence named the creature a vegrot. the vegrots look like something of a mix of a pile of moss and a yacks hind end.....a fascinating creature to no end....(log end: personal journal. march 23 1923.)

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

The original formula for Coca Cola contained unicorn blood, which was terribly addictive. The resulting demand led to the unicorn (never very numerous) being hunted to extinction, and the substitution of phosphoric acid to help addicts fight the cravings.

The original formulation for Gatorade actually contained crocodiles but they were sued for malpractise and mislabelling their products and misleading consumers. Hence the reason we now all drink Crocodileade instead.

Shakespeare actually wrote all his plays using a dictaphone because he couldn't spell. He then had his friends transcribe the works which is why they're all written in different handwriting styles and why his name is written with so many different spellings.

The skateboard was invented by office workers in the late 1960s that went on strike and used the whiteboards to protest

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Tue May 07, 2013 12:04 pm

Hlaoroo

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Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Whiteboards were invented when schools ran out of dusters in WWII and the chalk dust built up so thickly and firmly that they started to write on them with ink instead, blowing away the dirty layer of dust each time they were done.

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