While this would obviously be a publicity boon for my book should I win (it includes a talk and an interview on MSNBC), my entry for the Community of the Spiritually Promiscuous is actually one of the most plausible entries.

And don’t worry, I won’t pester you for long. The deadline is Valentine’s Day. If you’re feeling it, please share with your social networks and ask your friends, I would be forever grateful.