The Chill Pill

Regular price
$40

The Chill Pill

Giant Premium Inflatable Xanax Bar Float Mattress

Fear of flying? Take a Xanax. Anxiety? Take a Xanax. Going to the pool? Take a Xanax float. The Chill Pill is the epitome of relaxation. Along with the customary sun, beautiful water and a delicious beverage in its well placed holder. The Chill Pill lets everyone know you cannot be phased. Per Kool Pool standards, it features extra thick 7P-Free PVC and uses an eco-friendly screen print. Be sure to block out the haters with a pair of our Kool Pool Logo Shades. No script needed!