In promoting his movie The Five Year Engagement, Jason Segel revealed that he has previously reached out to Hillary Clinton with the hopes of putting her in one of his movies. Sadly/hilariously/awesomely, Madam Secretary responded with a rejection letter, telling Segel that, as of now, she has a real fucking job to do:

Dear Mr. Segel,

I was delighted to read about your interest in sharing the big screen with me. As you can imagine, I am a little occupied at the moment, but perhaps someday I can help you forget Sarah Marshall...again. My only condition is that there be muppets involved, and that is non-negotiable. In the meantime, you have my best wishes for continued success in your career.

With best regards, I am sincerely yours,

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Jason Segel has said he's done with the Muppets — maybe Hillary Clinton's conditions will persuade him otherwise.