Well, for convincing other people to buy the book, I'd say...maybe a copy of one of Francis' 'toilet' books would be a fair trade. Or a picture of him in his skivvies. Rose, you have one you can send us, right?

Knowing Rose, she probably meant "trade" in the sense of "rough trade". Anyway, let's see -- sure, if you convince, say, five people to buy Holy Tango, I will give you a copy of my crossword book. But I will need to see receipts. Stuck in cleavage.