Desert Island Hookah Setup - Surviving the Polar Vortex

Well, if you're in the United States, you're probably tired of all these polar vortexes. Spring is right around the corner, but right now all of this miserably cold weather is seriously bumming everyone out, so we figured we'd combat the arctic temperatures by dreaming up our own desert island hookah setup. This is the hookah, shisha, and accessories we'd love to be using right now in some tropical paradise, puffing away with warm sand between our toes and the sun shining down on us, far away from all of this gloomy snow and ice.

Best Desert Island Hookah

The Mya Petite Hookah is perfect for a desert island. At only 8 inches tall, it's small and portable, but also sturdy and reliable. Despite its diminutive size, it can still put out huge clouds with the best of them - useful when you're trying to flag down a rescue ship.

The Mya Petite comes in six different colors, including lovely shades of green and brown that will help you blend in with your tropical surroundings. Can you imagine yourself on the beach yet?

Tropical Shisha

When you're hanging out on a desert island, it's important to have a good shisha mix with you. We would start out with a mix of Romman Lime and Romman Coconut. This tasty blend is the next best thing to shinnying up a coconut tree and making yourself a drink inside the coconut shell.

If you want a hearty and refreshing tropical mix that will bring a taste of the islands straight to any shisha bowl, mix Fumari Island Papaya and Fantasia Wild Mango. It's juicy, it's fruity, it's everything you're looking for in a tropical shisha flavor.

Hookah Accessories

What better bowl to use when avoiding a polar vortex than a Vortex hookah bowl? This hookah bowl is perfect for blending together all those lush, tropical shishas with its raised center spire that keeps all of the sweet, sweet shisha juice from dripping down into your hookah. You're on a desert island, after all, and you can't waste anything!

Naturally, if we're on a tropical island, we're going to go with Coconaras as our hookah coal of choice. These coals are all-natural, and won't harm the beautiful beach environment. Plus, you know, Coconaras are made from coconuts, which fits right in with the surroundings.

When you're stretched out, relaxing on some hidden beach, you want everything to be as smooth and peaceful as possible, which is why we would also add a Heba Diffuser and a Kaloud Lotus to that desert island setup. The Heba Diffuser will make each puff of smoke smoother, and lower the volume of that bubbling, giving you more opportunities to hear those crazy tropical birds chattering away in the trees. The Kaloud Lotus gives your coals perfect air flow and easy heat management, both of which are absolutely critical when you're smoking in paradise.

That's our desert island hookah setup. We'd love to hear what yours is. Also, is it safe to go outside yet or are there still icicles blocking the door?