Living by the rhythm at the Road Kill Café,
You can run for president, straighten up your tie.
Open your mind, it'll make you happy,
Polish of your booze with potatoes and a pie.
A jackknife rabbit just swoop me in the eye.

I just want to spend time with you.
I just want to spend all my time with you.
And if I want you to fight I'll leave,
I just wanna see you, I like seeing you.

Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café,
You can leave your babies with your rides by the door.
Look at your suit, man, you dress so snappy,
Sharpen your machete on a hoodoo drum.
Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun.
Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun.

Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café.
Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café.
Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café.
Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café.