In Trumpworld, a ‘Menu of Unsavory Crepes’

The Trump name has appeared on steaks, water, wine and vodka. In anticipation of our president’s trying to brand crepes, too — for himself, his cronies and foreign leaders — here is a “Menu of Unsavory Crepes”:

The Trump: Crepe with fiddleheads and warheads

The Donald Trump Jr.: Crepe with chocolate chips off the old block doused in vodka

The Putin: Crepe with rapscallions and WikiLeeks

The Merkel: Crepe with tart Riesling and tough cookies

The Mnuchin: Crepe with Scottish salmon freshly flown in on military jets

The Conway: Crepe with extra cheesiness and extra-light (filled with hot air)