John Mayer Apologizes For Being A Douche While Wearing The Douchiest Hat Ever (VIDEO)

Apparently, Mayer went into hiding two years ago. His fans probably noticed, but it’s safe to say that the rest of the world pretty much forgot that he exists during those two blissful years that he was out of the public spotlight. In an interview on today’s Ellen, Mayer revealed why he left the public eye. He told the story of how he had vocal chord surgery and moved to Montana.

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Mayer also touched on his somewhat infamous Playboy interview in which dished on the dirty details of his sexual escapades with Jessica Simpson, blamed Twitter for getting dumped by Jennifer Aniston and basically acted like the world’s biggest douche.

And he did all of this while wearing the douchiest hat in the history of the world. This guy is a master performance artist.