see, this girl i've been hooking up with has started showing me her kinky side, and i think she'd give me a blumpkin, but i think that if i actually asked her to do it, she'd freak out. i want to trick her into going into a bathroom with me while we're making out...so what i'm wondering is how could a guy go about getting you to follow him into a bathroom and give him a blumpkin?

see, this girl i've been hooking up with has started showing me her kinky side, and i think she'd give me a blumpkin, but i think that if i actually asked her to do it, she'd freak out. i want to trick her into going into a bathroom with me while we're making out...so what i'm wondering is how could a guy go about getting you to follow him into a bathroom and give him a blumpkin?

"Hey, can you come into the bathroom with me?""...why?""I need you to wipe for me""That's disgusting!""Would you say its more disgusting than giving me a blumpkin?""Yes! In fact, blumpkins now seem so appetizing in comparison that I would like to give you one!"