The moon hereby declares its independence from terrestrial rule. Any further acts of aggression, such as orbital or surface surveillance by foreign governments, will not be tolerated. The sovereignty of the Moon is absolute and we will not suffer any further bullying by foreign governments.

Imagine you're an artist interviewing for a job and they ask you how to make paint from materials you can find in your backyard. You explain that you would never need to do that and it's easier to just buy paint at the store, they tell you this is fundamental information every artist should be able to figure out and you don't get the job

Imagine a chef going to an interview and the owner goes "if we're out of yeast how would you go about culturing your own and making it into a brioche, you have 5 minutes to write the solution on the board"

Reminder that The Call Of The Wild is a public domain book, and it's a great read, and Disney doesn't need any more money for once again raiding the cultural commons. HTML, .MOBI and .TXT download links at http://FangAnd.Club