Ridiculous Holiday Gifts

December 19, 2013 1:00 PM

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Zooop iT UP onesies says, "This every wear line is designed for people who know the world is their playpen." Um, maybe they meant to channel "Pigpen," as in the messy little boy from Charlie Brown cartoons.

Zooop iT UP onesies says, "This every wear line is designed for people who know the world is their playpen." Um, maybe they meant to channel "Pigpen," as in the messy little boy from Charlie Brown cartoons.

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Daub + Design panties hailed as "the perfect gift for wives, girlfriends, sisters, friends, daughters and bridesmaids." Maybe -- if you as the gift-giver want to be met with a blank stare from your recipient.

Daub + Design panties hailed as "the perfect gift for wives, girlfriends, sisters, friends, daughters and bridesmaids." Maybe -- if you as the gift-giver want to be met with a blank stare from your recipient.

Abercrombie & Fitch says, "The iconic, provocative image of the perfectly toned and defined all-American guy honors the longstanding heritage of strength that the brand has been known for since 1892." If A&F wanted to show an all-American guy, he'd have the average physique, which happens to be a body mass index of 29 and a waistline of 39 inches. less

Abercrombie & Fitch says, "The iconic, provocative image of the perfectly toned and defined all-American guy honors the longstanding heritage of strength that the brand has been known for since 1892." If A&F ... more

The Mountain's holiday T-shirt pitch said: "Who really wants to wear an itchy ugly sweater all night long? Switch it up this year with these super fun and crazy tees from The Mountain." Alvin and the Chipmunks beg: No. Stop. Don't. less

The Mountain's holiday T-shirt pitch said: "Who really wants to wear an itchy ugly sweater all night long? Switch it up this year with these super fun and crazy tees from The Mountain." Alvin and the Chipmunks ... more