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Topic: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting (Read 66030 times)

Absolutely, snookie-doodle, punkin head! You stay up all night and work on this three page list of chores I've made out for you!

Can I shave my head and prance through the neighborhood in a skirt that barely covers my rump, go-go boots, and a cute little bra but no shirt? I think the biker gang is back from beating up all the other dads.

Off-topic, but.......how did you know about Purple Jesus? I seriously thought it was just a Bishop's thing, because purple is our school colour.

Edited to add: We're on Gurliepainter's request now, so.....back to the game:

Yes, of COURSE you can put your dolls down the disposal, but first let me take pictures of them so I can go to the store and get you some new dolls that look EXACTLY like all your old ones, because we wouldn't want your actions to have CONSEQUENCES, now would we?

Off-topic, but.......how did you know about Purple Jesus? I seriously thought it was just a Bishop's thing, because purple is our school colour.

Edited to add: We're on Gurliepainter's request now, so.....back to the game:

Yes, of COURSE you can put your dolls down the disposal, but first let me take pictures of them so I can go to the store and get you some new dolls that look EXACTLY like all your old ones, because we wouldn't want your actions to have CONSEQUENCES, now would we?

Can I go to the zoo and let all the animals out of their cages?

Purple Jesus was very popular when I was in college due to our close proximity to coastal South Carolina where it is the drunken college student beverage of choice. There are several recipes, but I always liked grape KoolAid.