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Post by on May 4, 2006 13:30:03 GMT -5

LMAO

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and genericname. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name ofAcetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also callAmoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.**The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After carefulconsideration by a team of government experts, it recently announcedthat it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Alsoconsidered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and ofcourse, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available inliquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beveragesuitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man toliterally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call thisa soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails","highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi willmarket the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implantsand Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and hugeerections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Post by on Nov 25, 2009 6:45:50 GMT -5

Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm.Ages ago,when God himself ÍâÃ³½¨Õ¾walked upon earth£¬ the ground's fertility was much GREater than it now is. At that time the ears did not return ÍâÃ³ÍøÕ¾½¨Éèfifty or sixty fold£¬ but rather four to five hundred fold. The kernels grew from the bottom to the top of the stalk. However long the stalk was,that was ½¨ÍâÃ³ÍøÕ¾also the length of the ear. But it is the way of humankind,that when they have a surplus they do not value the blessings that ÆÎÌïÍâÃ³ÍøÕ¾½¨Éècome from God£¬ but instead become indifferent and frivolous.One day a woman was walking along a grain field,and her little child£¬ who ÆóÒµ½¨Õ¾was jumping along beside her,fell into a puddle and got his clothes dirty. The mother tore off a handful of the beautiful ears of Ãâ·ÑÄ£°åÏÂÔØgrain and cleaned his clothes with them.the Lord was just then passing by,and when he saw her doing this£¬ he became angry and said,From this time forth the grain ½¨ÉèÍøÕ¾stalk shall bear no more ears of grain. Humans are not worthy of this heavenly gift.the bystanders who heard this were horrified,fell to their knees,and begged ÍøÒ³ÖÆ×÷him to leave at least something on the grain stalk,even if they did not deserve it,at least for the sake of the innocent chickens,who otherwise would starve to death.the Lord,foreseeing Êý¾Ý²É¼¯the misery that would come,took pity on them and granted their wish. Thus the ear at the top of the stalk remained,just as it grows today.

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