Barney: Lottery girl's on.Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.Barney: Check it out, I made a little game.Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19,Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.Lotto Girl: 53,Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.Lotto Girl: 22,Barney: Age you claim you are.Lotto Girl: 31,Barney: Age you actually are.Lotto Girl: 45,Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is...Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!

Lily: Doctor X, you're still bragging about Doctor X?Robin: Who's Doctor X?Ted: Nobody knows. He was this genious mystery DJ.Marshall: It was Ted.Ted: His identity remains a mystery to this day.Lily: It was Ted.Ted: But this phantom of the airwaves changed the very face of college radio.Marshall: It was Ted.Lily: And your show sucked