Mimi’s sling steeze

Have you figured out who was 15 minutes late to The Butler press conference yet? That was basic level gossip, right?

Here she is, our lovely, at the premiere last night in a leather studded sling because she clipped her wing. Did you forget that SHE IS INJURED? How could you forget? She’s only been ramming that arm up your ass for three weeks.

I want to know how long it takes to dress her now. Because that was a half day process even before she WAS INJURED. And now that she’s INJURED, there are not enough hours on the clock. Mimi probably needs a nap in between every stage. Like you put the dress over her head and she needs a half hour break followed by a massage. Amazingly though, or maybe not, it’s the best she’s looked in years. And hey, you will not keep her from that champagne.