Friday, February 12, 2010

John Mayer invents new MEME - Sexual Napalm

I was in the break room at work and I heard this hilarious phrase uttered on the TV.

Something to the effect of "Jessica Simpson being Sexual Napalm in bed". This is particularly funny because the newscaster busted out an homage to Apocalypse now by saying... "Yes I too like the smell of Sexual Napalm in the morning.

The singer admitted their relationship was sexually charged, describing Simpson as 'a drug'.
He explained: 'And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them... Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'

Then followed up with this gem (regarding his previous relationship with Jennifer Aniston)

Suggesting the nine-year age gap between the couple may have been a problem, he elaborated: 'In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32...
'But 32 just comes roaring out of me at points when I don’t see it coming. I want to dance. I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity. I don’t want to pet dogs in the kitchen.'