Okay, hide your profile . But the least you can do is keep posting!!! Ugh. The nerve of some people! ;-)
So, my nominee for the week of December 4 is .... SXZ. No, it's not the bike, it's the brain! ... or maybe the long hair... lol
Seriously, I hope all is okay with you though. Take care Best so you can get your butt back here and amuse me.
<3

Okay, hide your profile . But the least you can do is keep posting!!! Ugh. The nerve of some people! ;-) So, my nominee for the week of December 4 is .... SXZ. No, it's not the bike, it's the brain! ... or maybe the long hair... lol Seriously, I hope all is okay with you though. Take care Best so you can get your butt back here and amuse me. <3

In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

Amuse me it's not a question of it going to my head it is fact that I have been nominated ! LOL
Anyway I read AbzWayne's profile he sounds like a darling. I agree with him that people aren't always honest about themselves and hold things back for fear that they won't be liked when they should just be themselves. So if you feel the need to fart, fart I say ! Don't hold it in! If you are moody show them your moods, if they stick around then you know you are onto a good thing. (Bestkeptsecret blows a raspberry)

Amuse me it's not a question of it going to my head it is fact that I have been nominated ! LOL Anyway I read AbzWayne's profile he sounds like a darling. I agree with him that people aren't always honest about themselves and hold things back for fear that they won't be liked when they should just be themselves. So if you feel the need to fart, fart I say ! Don't hold it in! If you are moody show them your moods, if they stick around then you know you are onto a good thing. (Bestkeptsecret blows a raspberry)

For me the week commencing 27 November 2006 the Totty FA is Broody30. Thanks for the wink.
I also feel the need (no obligation) to give a special mention to God_Given1 for creating a blog about having a crush on me. (Blushes with embarassment and looks down at her toes.) Thank you my No.1 fan!
Bestkeptsecret continues to work on her acceptance speech....

For me the week commencing 27 November 2006 the Totty FA is Broody30. Thanks for the wink. I also feel the need (no obligation) to give a special mention to God_Given1 for creating a blog about having a crush on me. (Blushes with embarassment and looks down at her toes.) Thank you my No.1 fan! Bestkeptsecret continues to work on her acceptance speech....

Errrr....thanks again for the further nominations for me as Totty of the week sent to me directly by email. The point of this blog is to post your nominations on here for others to comment on. As lovely as it is to receive my fan emails please remember to pick another female for next week's totty of the week.

Errrr....thanks again for the further nominations for me as Totty of the week sent to me directly by email. The point of this blog is to post your nominations on here for others to comment on. As lovely as it is to receive my fan emails please remember to pick another female for next week's totty of the week.

Cor Blimey Guvnor!(said in her best attempt at a cockney accent) I feel I should blush with embarassment, another nomination for me!! (much fluttering of eyelashes) I do believe I have a fan club. [Bestkeptsecret takes a bow and whilst leaning forward reveals her voluptuous cleveage and winks].
My my G_G that's an offer and a half. If I was 5/7 years younger...I can see that you are a beautiful man without you having to take your clothes off my dear. Mmmm.
Yes Amuseme thank you for the correct username, I can see why you have considered him worthy of a nomination this week. He's in pretty good shape and he has this air of unequivocal manlyness about him.

Cor Blimey Guvnor!(said in her best attempt at a cockney accent) I feel I should blush with embarassment, another nomination for me!! (much fluttering of eyelashes) I do believe I have a fan club. [Bestkeptsecret takes a bow and whilst leaning forward reveals her voluptuous cleveage and winks]. My my G_G that's an offer and a half. If I was 5/7 years younger...I can see that you are a beautiful man without you having to take your clothes off my dear. Mmmm. Yes Amuseme thank you for the correct username, I can see why you have considered him worthy of a nomination this week. He's in pretty good shape and he has this air of unequivocal manlyness about him.

Ahh I feel I should award bigrobbie1978 with the Top BHM Totty of the week commencing (20 Nov), from Portsmouth, UK. Thanks for your wink my cheeky chappie, for his cherub like features and a smiley face. We like a well travelled man!

Ahh I feel I should award bigrobbie1978 with the Top BHM Totty of the week commencing (20 Nov), from Portsmouth, UK. Thanks for your wink my cheeky chappie, for his cherub like features and a smiley face. We like a well travelled man!

Lazy_Afternoons Esq.,
Nevada
USA
Dear Lazy,
Thank you for your posting on 21 November 2006. I wish to thank you kind Sir for your nomination that I should be the Top Totty of the week.
And I am amazed at your powers of perception being over 3500 miles away you were astute enough to recognise a proper honourable lady. Yes I am England's Best Kept Secret...yes I am. My name does what it says on the tin, yes I can keep a secret, mmmmm yes I can.
All my work is confidential so I am just brimming with secrets, but I shall never tell. Never.
I shall accept your kind offering of kisses on my sweet plump booty!
With kind regards,
Yours sincerely,
bestkeptsecret
Email:bestkeptsecret@largefriends.com
Direct Dial : only those who can step up with the proper credentials! LOL

Lazy_Afternoons Esq., Nevada USA Dear Lazy, Thank you for your posting on 21 November 2006. I wish to thank you kind Sir for your nomination that I should be the Top Totty of the week. And I am amazed at your powers of perception being over 3500 miles away you were astute enough to recognise a proper honourable lady. Yes I am England's Best Kept Secret...yes I am. My name does what it says on the tin, yes I can keep a secret, mmmmm yes I can. All my work is confidential so I am just brimming with secrets, but I shall never tell. Never. I shall accept your kind offering of kisses on my sweet plump booty! With kind regards, Yours sincerely, bestkeptsecret Email:bestkeptsecret@largefriends.com Direct Dial : only those who can step up with the proper credentials! LOL

I'm glad you like my blog AmuseMe I had much enjoyment concocting the idea in my head and writing every single word. Mischievous chuckles could be heard emanating from my office during the lunch hour.
Sadly I could not check out FZRider as his profile failed to come up on the username search. Never mind, I'm constantly bombarded with winks and pics in any event I'm sure I'll come across him eventually, unless of course he prefers blondes like you Amuseme.
I hear gentlemen prefer blondes, perhaps that's where I'm going wrong...

I'm glad you like my blog AmuseMe I had much enjoyment concocting the idea in my head and writing every single word. Mischievous chuckles could be heard emanating from my office during the lunch hour. Sadly I could not check out FZRider as his profile failed to come up on the username search. Never mind, I'm constantly bombarded with winks and pics in any event I'm sure I'll come across him eventually, unless of course he prefers blondes like you Amuseme. I hear gentlemen prefer blondes, perhaps that's where I'm going wrong...