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"Leaving Lepidoptera – please don't touch the displays, little boy; so cute – moving to the next aisle we have arachnida: the spiders, our finest collection. This friendly little devil is the Heptophilidae, unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty Lycosa Raptoria; his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin. And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely? And so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the Rattlesnake. You see, her venom is highly neuro-toxtic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system - causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and finally death. You know, I think what I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the specie she kills and eats him. Oh, she is delicious, and I hope he was. Such power and dignity unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy; I feel that Man has ruled this world as stumbling, demented child-king long enough, and as his empire crumbles my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor."

These words he speaks are trueWe're all humanary stew If we don't pledge allegiance toThe Black Widow

The horror that he bringsThe horror of his stingThe unholiest of kingsThe Black Widow

Our minds will be his toyAnd every girl and boy Will learn to be employed byThe Black Widow

Love meYes we love meLove himYes we love himLove meYes we love him

He sits upon his throne And picks at all the bones Of his husbands and his wives he's devoured

He stares with a gleamWith a laugh so obscene At the virgins and the children he's deflowered