>>12950678Fluttershy was bullied to the point of suicidal depression, but she enjoyed the thrill of empty unhappiness so much she would touch herself till she came.

She experimented a lot to fit in at college, going with both being dominated by stallions and mares.

Then she met Dash and started doing drugs, she OD'd twice. Finally having a intervention facing the problems, she broke down and started crying. She then spent the next four years in therapy, then moving off to Ponyville to become a recluse and hang around with the only ones she could tell her dirty little secrets to.

>>12951433She wrote it two years before that, I think it's really not farfetched to say that she forgot about it. They probably added it as something to work with if either Hasbro wants to make a Sombra toy and they have to make episodes about him again or he becomes very bronypopular for whatever reason.

>>12951501Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dove into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.

>I lo vr you pony, saod anon>amd I lobr yuo too, saidf pomu>Sp teh tw oof teh mslept togehet gora thousand years nonsexuallly>Then they woke up the world was a different and moral place]>so thy e be came sluts

>>12950576>twilight is all blue and shit>that dialouge>reskinning twilight and avoiding the name but calling sombra by name>no prelude explaining how twilight became sombra's queenhow the fuck am i supposed to fap to this?

>>12951537She really didn't seem to do much in the past.Her profile:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2436273/Fish hooks:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1725902/Class of 3k:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0767914/And she wrote 2 episodes on Foster's Home.

>We could have had cunning, suave and manipulative Dark Lord Sombra>We could have had Equestria's answer to Ganondorf, Saruman and Sauron rolled into one>We could have had a genuinely chilling and memorable villain

>>12951597>He says this about a little girls show that kinda skirts the line.We have Chrysalis, and lets face it, she was pretty damn scary for a villain. I think what they want is a villain like that, but male.No queens, perhaps a goat of some sort...

>>12951617Probably? I mean if they had a look at Larson's profile what they would see is that he has tons of experience and wrote for great shows in the past, same for AKR. Meghan? Nothing. I guess Hasbro just figured she'd be the most submissive of the bunch.

>Then, a curious thing happened: The Internet got a hold of it. On the website 4Chan—famous as the place where every cultural cancer goes to metastasize, from Anonymous hackers to cat-photo memes—people started posting about MLP in order to ridicule it.

Uh...didn't we like it from the very beginning? Why do they always get this wrong?

>>12951639I caught a wasp in my room a few days ago. Put her under a glass and gave her a bonbon. Wasp didn't move anymoer after a fwe hours form licking the bonbon, so I gave her a bottlecap of water. She drank, and then started licking the bonbon again.

I think this is a symbol. A metaphor. That we eat until we are tired, and then sleep until we are hungry.

I hope someday a chain of coincidences and mistakes ends with a steamroller smashing through the wall during a Hasbro Board of Executives meeting and wiping them all out in one fell swoop, and the people who move up to take their place actually have the guts to get with the times and not be content with safety in mediocrity.

same reason people get dogs that need extensive training to not sprint into badger holes without provocation, or to herd things. because they're good dogs.

and anyway, i used to work at a shelter. yeah, the number of rescues from dog-fighting rings were mostly pit bulls, but most of the fights we had to break up didn't involve pit bulls, they involved labs or goldens.

and saying "they need extensive training not to kill anything else" is like saying "these gamers, they'll need extensive training not to commit school shootings, y'know."

>>12951684I remember when a certain gaming koboku like site did something like this.And Penny Arcade gutted them.Good times, probably got the girl fired. She backpedaled and tried to go "I am just misunderstood, remember when I said nice things about furries?! This is the same thing I swear!"

>walking down the school hallway, minding your own business>suddenly, a hand snatches away your DS>Gilda is holding your Pokemon hostage>"Hey, give that back, baka gaijin!">"Ha-ha, you still play Pokemon, dweeb? Man, you ARE a nerd...">she stands back and unzips her leather jacket to reveal her shirt underneath>it says 'I FUCK NERDS'

>>12952141>you will never lock up humanized Fluttershy when the full moon starts to rise>you will never stay with her as the moonlight breaks through the windows and she starts to itch and yowl>you will never feel your heart break as she screams with pain during the transformation and you are powerless to help her>she will never spend the entire night snarling and trying to claw at you through the bars of her cage>you will never watch the wild beast shrink back into the quiet girl with the dawn

alternatively: >you will never save Twilight from dancing the Black Spiral

>>12952366>bonbon approaching>bonbon continuing to squeeze your buttcheeks>bonbon seeing you every day after that>bonbon doing your shopping>bonbon making you dinner>bonbon tucking you in to bed>bonbon getting in bed with you>cuddles with bonbon

>>12952367>you will never watch a Seventies airport thriller starring Soarin' and Spitfire as the hero and the hero's girlfriend (respectively), and several Donald Pleasence soundbites strung together as the villain

People are nervous about responding to feelers going out after they make some outburst about not having friends. Because they know that all those people will then know that they're lonely and miserable.

>>12952659But even if you tell them that they can ask at any time so the whining can't be connected to anything currently happening in the thread barely anyone ever does it. I mean, there's a thread on the sub where people just have to drop their accname. Since they refuse to do that, I find it hard to believe that they actually do want to be in those groups and just enjoy to wallow in self-pity.

>>12952673>>12952684>>12952733maybe its just me but the fact that someone would want to befriend me because i draw nice feels like...shallow? Like they just want to get art from me or something. I would rather just have someone say hey what's up and have a conversation and get to know each other or something without art being involved >>12952724if youre asking for my skype its stupidbakastupidbaka

>>12952808Funnily enough I remember that I thought it was a really wierd one when I woke up but I don't write them down so I don't remember why it was wierdI hope I didn't embarrass myself in front of the princess

>>12952822It really isn't though. He posted his handle just a few posts above, anyone who cared could have looked his account info up.I mean, it was pretty unnecessary to do it, but as soon as Mew posted his handle it was publicly available information

>>12952826So /mlp/ now have increased traffic and will probably end up with even more tumblrfags? Oh well that could probably mean more artists. And who knows some of them will probably end up here. Maybe.

>>12952907Not just that but like, if you complain that someone is better at shading than you or something then you have a goal. If you just complain that someone's better than you and younger then you've lost before you even started. Why not worry about actual things and try to improve?

>>12952914Oh please we'll capture those artists too, continue our Monopoly over artists and force them to post here while keeping them out of MLPG with the bouncer and the an...with jsut the bouncerWe're like 90s Microsoft

because i've done it before. basically it just turns into no real interest between us because im like being put on some weird pedestal or something>>12952810well shit>>12952822its okay. as long as it's not like...spammed all across the internet i don't care.

>skype chat discussion reminding me I'll never join any because I've got nothing to contribute>friend discussion reminding me I'll never make any because I don't talk to anyone I meet after the first 5 minutes>art skill discussion reminding me I'll never get any better because I have no motivation to practice

>>12952993No matter what time I get up, I only start to not feel tired at about 8 pm. So I always end up doing nothing at all during the day because I'm too sleepy and staying up all night because I did nothing during the day.Atleast its nice and quiet so I can draw stuff.

>>12953026Oh wow, maybe you are me. I pretty much can't do anything constructive before sundown. As soon as the sun goes down I finally have energy to do stuff with. The rest of the time I just lay around. Today I was extra lazy and didn't even draw.

>>12953045My sleeping alternates between taking 2+ hours to get to sleep for average quality sleep, and falling asleep easily but waking up like I didnt sleep at all. Then there's the one day every few months where I have no trouble sleeping and I wake up feeling refreshed. Haven't had one of those for a while, fuck being depressed

>>12953109It doesn't. I mean I understand what you are saying but to me it just looks bad. Very bad.But still like that anon said you're still better than me. And more determined. I mean fuck ske the last thing I drew was that shitty Scoot where you helped me.

>>12953124>come home to my parents' house after being away for a few months because studying>come in my little brother's room>he has a self-drawn trollface pinned to his wall>Guy Fawkes mask on his shelfAnd I am very fucking sure he does not know what a 4chan is.

>>12953174understandably, but i think ive kind of just gotten over it entirely. at least for nowit just doesn't really matter at allsome people just start earlier than others or have other advantages.some people are just better equipped genetically to drawbut that has nothing to do with you and me and our growth

>>12953124>>12953194I have two younger cousins that I know will be avid internet surfers when they get a little older and I can't decide if I should try to steer them away from that stuff or just fuck off and let them have their fun

>>12953202Doesn't really matter that much if you are "equipped with superior genes", you still have to make use of them. My brother packs of muscles much faster than me for example, but completely stopped lifting because he's lazy and by now I use his PR as warm-up

>>12953202i dont mean like direct talent but some people are better at interpreting certain aspects of drawing like lighting or color or whateverso if they practice a shitload they'll improve at those faster because they already have some sort of understanding if that makes any sense

>>12953267It's not obnoxious at all. He has that one picture on his wall and a guy fawkes mask that he never wears anyway, and I doubt he bought it for any other reason than "that cool mask I saw on the internet."