The 300, minus 297

1. How many degrees of Kevin Bacon would you have to go to catch a disease — we’ll say for these purposes a simple rhinovirus — from Beyonce and/or Wolfgang Puck?

I’m thinking: More than three = loser and/or shaolin monk

2. Bigfoot moves to California, forgets about family back in East Texas. A sighting!

3. You know one thing that freaks me out about Glenn Beck? People who call other people “my friend” as in “you, my friend”. It is completely creepy. It is a leading indicator of creepy. Here he is, creepin’ up on being creepy.