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8 Potential Jobs for Locked Out NBA Stars

With the NBA players and owners seemingly as far apart as ever from reaching a contract agreement and ending the lockout, many players and even some coaches are scrambling to find new jobs that utilize their on-court skills in useful, productive ways off the court. Let’s take a look at which jobs some of the league’s biggest stars have landed so far.

8. Dirk Nowitzki — Bus Driver

Job Requirements: Built like a bus, able to carry large numbers of people one’s his back and strength with multiple languages.

7. Ray Allen — Plumber

Job Requirements: An understanding of complex diagrams and a natural ability to send more rain down the drain than anyone, ever.