"Territorial P***ings"

"Dreyfus the Lunatic on killing Clouseau"

The Lyrics

In The Return of the Pink Panther, from which the opening line comes, Dreyfus (Herbert Lom) went absolutely crazy and Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) had to replace him. Here he is planning his revenge on Clouseau.

Clouseau: I tell you, infamous powers are at work! The instant you assign me to a case, the Underworld hears about it and I am set upon! It is amazing that I am still alive!

If Clouseau hadn't existed I would've been happy

Got to find a way, to find a way, if he's hereGot to find a way - a better way – to kill Clouseau

Never was a sane man, if so I went crazy

[x2]Got to find a way, to find a way, if he's hereGot to find a way - a better way – to kill Clouseau

I wonder if Kurt Cobain shot himself the way I would've shot Clouseau

[x4]Got to find a way, to find a way, if he's hereGot to find a way - a better way – to kill Clouseau

"Give me ten men like Clouseau, and I could destroy the world."Dreyfus, A Shot in the Dark (1964)

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