We’re flipping things around a bit today. With Labor Day weekend extending into Monday (a day that includes some major sporting events), we’ll hold off on a 15-7-0 until tonight. In the meantime, we’ll give you this week’s baseball distractions. For those of you wondering what I’m going to do once baseball season ends; I haven’t figured that out yet. If I include the playoffs; I still have nearly two months before I have to worry about it. Don’t force me to do anything before I’m ready.
This is for the week starting Tuesday, September 8:
Honorable mention-MLS: DC United vs. Kansas City Wizards, Seattle Sounders (Wednesday, Saturday 7:30pm from RFK Stadium live on Comcast SportsNet), WNBA: Washington Mystics vs. Atlanta Dream (Saturday 7pm Verizon Center), NASCAR Chevy Rock & Roll 400 (Saturday 7pm from Richmond International Raceway live on ABC)

This is the WWE’s first ever event where all matches must end in a submission. Enough about that, the following night the WWE will be back in Toronto, and Trish Stratus will be guest hosting. Why should you be excited about that? Ummm…..

I could sit here and tell you about these fights, but I know you don’t care; and I’m not big on wasting your time. I will instead let you enjoy this video of an attractive gal in her underpants boxing on Wii. I’m a giver, folks.

I get the feeling that if we weren’t about to be playing them in soccer, I might actually like Trinidad & Tobago. They’re too island nations in the Caribbean where English is spoken; and might be a cool place to hang out.

But, much like Dad and Overlea; they’re going down. You know why? Because America KICKS ASS. Take it, John S. Hall……

(Editor’s Note: Language NSFW. Unless of course you work at a Hallmark store. Those old ladies curse like sailors…..)

Hide your beers, Glenn’s coming back home to College Park!!!!!! And this season; Luke Jones is your Terps reporter, so I don’t even have to stay sober until halftime! (And if this week’s game is ANYTHING like last week’s game, I won’t be able to stay sober until halftime!)

Also, did I just hear you ask if I had a video of a charming, handsome football analyst chatting with Maryland WR and Poly alum LaQuan Williams? Whaddya know?????