New comic? New comic. In Dusty Plastic HELLside #43 -- which, by the way, is totally based on a true story -- we see why Wes prefers to avoid nightclubs. Things get waaay too dramatic in nightclubs, son. (5/13/14)

Last week, Karai made her debut on the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 'toon... and she and Leonardo made with the flirting within moments of meeting each other. Seriously -- it was sooooo obvious. (2/6/13)

Peer into the not-so-dark recesses of Wes's unconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELLside #41! In this strip -- based on actual (dreamed) events! -- Wes chats with a friend about the nature of her latest home brew. (1/29/13)

Hurray for guest appearances! In Dusty Plastic HELLside #40, we learn that Wes could probably be delayed by a "pretty please" and a pile of rice on the floor. Garlic, on the other hand, just makes him more powerful. (1/15/13)

With President Obama's reelection, a lot of folks are very unhappy... including Lord Ha'ntaan, the Rat King. In Dusty Plastic HELL #8, Donatello questions the ruler of rodents regarding his support for Romney's candidacy! (11/8/12)

At last, the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures from Playmates are hitting shelves in numbers! But as many have noted -- and as we see here -- these dudes don't quite fit into an existing 6" figure setup. (8/18/12)

Dusty Plastic HELLside #37 celebrates Father's Day with a group shot of action figure dads and their articulated progeny. These characters may not always see eye to eye, but blood is thicker than paint washes. (6/17/12)

In Dusty Plastic HELLside #36, we see that vile foe of the Ninja Turtles -- the self-proclaimed one true Shredder! -- take on Loki -- the Norse god of mischief! -- in a contest of spears! Yeah... don't read too much into it. (6/14/12)

From comics to movies to toys, every version of Captain America is an artistic marvel. In Dusty Plastic HELLside #35, we take a product inspired by all three media and imbue it with some (stolen) pop art flavor. (6/8/12)

Unsatisfied with fucking up the Transformers, Michael Bay moves to destroy another beloved childhood property on the big screen by inexplicably making the TMNT aliens. I imagine they'll look something like this. (3/23/12)

In Dusty Plastic HELLside #33, we join Wes on a guided tour of Celestia's new castle! It might sound like a dream come true for you bronies out there, but Wes probably wishes he'd never made the trip to Canterlot. (3/22/12)

Here's Dusty Plastic HELLside #32, in which comic Wes learns once again that even seemingly nice people can be super-mean meanies. Perhaps somebody should get "PEOPLE SUCK" tattooed on his arm? (3/20/12)

For the record, Wes supports marriage equality. He's unlikely to vote for Rick Santorum, or any candidate who panders to the religious right on the issue. Even so, the issue isn't THAT important to him... (1/31/12)

'Tis the seasonday (or one of them) -- and, in Dusty Plastic HELLside #XM2011 (get it?) we mark the occasion with a goofy reinterpreted nativity scene and a couple of holiday cards. Best wishes to you and yours. (12/25/11)

In Dusty Plastic HELLside #30, Wes attends a party! And receives compliments! Or not. If you can learn to execute this technique properly, you'll probably become a certified Mackster of the Universe. (12/16/11)

In Dusty Plastic HELLside #29, Wes learns a valuable life lesson! Or maybe it's not all that valuable -- it's certainly not (necessarily) deep -- but it's probably good to keep in mind! And the messenger is pretty awesome. (12/5/11)