Guys you'd like to see the crap get kicked out of

Crosby - Somebody has to get a hold of this horse tooth taint punching jackass sooner or later.
Scott Hartnell - I don't even want him in a Flyers uniform anymore. He's a grade a ******* and I'm wondering if he was getting enough oxygen at birth.
both Tuomo and Jarkko Ruutu
Sean Avery - Need there be a reason?
Joni Pitkanen - He's booger eating moron.
Steve Begin - Pronounce it the way it's spelled.
Ruslan Fedotenko - That seemingly permanent smirk irritates the crap out of me.
Riley Cote - Getting his ass kicked is probably the only thing he's truly good at.
Manny Malholtra - Even when he was in New York I couldn't stand him.

Non Players (analysts,play by play and commentators) :

Rick Jeanerette - I swear to christ he's got a Jack Daniels intravenous going during most games.
Pierre Mcguire = The Edzo crap has to be stopped. I wish somebody would fire a puck in that little spot between the benches where he hides.
Eddie Olczyk - The "Edzo" crap.
Jack Edwards - Lost his zoloft prescription long ago.
Doc Emrick - Could he be a little more smug and condescending ?
Chico Resch - Please for the love of god somebody pry his lips off Brodeur's lower region. Burn his awful rug while you're at it.
Barry Melrose - gay man's Don Cherry. Luckily with NHL Network I don't have to hear my news from him any longer.

Crosby - Somebody has to get a hold of this horse tooth taint punching jackass sooner or later.
Scott Hartnell - I don't even want him in a Flyers uniform anymore. He's a grade a ******* and I'm wondering if he was getting enough oxygen at birth.
both Tuomo and Jarkko Ruutu
Sean Avery - Need there be a reason?
Joni Pitkanen - He's booger eating moron.
Steve Begin - Pronounce it the way it's spelled.
Ruslan Fedotenko - That seemingly permanent smirk irritates the crap out of me.
Riley Cote - Getting his ass kicked is probably the only thing he's truly good at.
Manny Malholtra - Even when he was in New York I couldn't stand him.

Non Players (analysts,play by play and commentators) :

Rick Jeanerette - I swear to christ he's got a Jack Daniels intravenous going during most games.
Pierre Mcguire = The Edzo crap has to be stopped. I wish somebody would fire a puck in that little spot between the benches where he hides.
Eddie Olczyk - The "Edzo" crap.
Jack Edwards - Lost his zoloft prescription long ago.
Doc Emrick - Could he be a little more smug and condescending ?
Chico Resch - Please for the love of god somebody pry his lips off Brodeur's lower region. Burn his awful rug while you're at it.
Barry Melrose - gay man's Don Cherry. Luckily with NHL Network I don't have to hear my news from him any longer.

I'm surprised he hasn't been mentioned in this thread more. Most of the pests in the league go with a legitimate tough guy every once in a while. The toughest guy on Lapierre's career NHL fight card is either Talbot or Downie.

#1 Avery (love the way he picks a fight with 'noted tough guy' Gervais the other night)
#2 Scott Hartnell and I hope they shave his head also
#3 Brandon Dubinsky or as I like to call him Shelly Dubinsky- yes I am an Islander fan and hate all rags
#4 Mike Milbury need I add anything further?!?!?
#5 Darcy Tucker I will never forgive him
#6 Dale Hunter see tucker comments

Rick Rypien- Nothing against him at all, he can play on my team anyday!! (Hell, with hish couple of goals he may even be a 1st liner on my Oilers) but I just want him to get destroyed, preferably by a smaller player, so I don't have to hear from Canuck fans how "Pound per pound he is the best fighter in the NHL" anymore

There's something about him I don't like. Besides the fact that he's injured more than he's healthy, I just think he's a jerk (my friend whose Dad was an Islanders season ticket holder met Connolly and said that Connolly was a ****** bag too).