Ghosts as cheerleadersQ: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

MonthsQ: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

EnvelopeQ: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

Lost in desertA blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Teacher and studentsTeacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"