Tuesday, December 15, 2009

A Hostage Situation At The County Jail

BREAKING NEWS--

We have a hostage situation underway at the county jail.

Details are sketchy at this time.

What we have is this:

It appears that an inmate has taken a visitor hostage. His demand is that he be let out of the facility. He either has a staple up to the neck of the hostage or is pretending he does. A staple is very small and difficult to see on the jail security cameras.

Our assumption is that they will grant his wish, then take him back into custody as soon as he makes a break for it. Or shoot him.

Sheriff Richard Les Wonder is on TV right now, trying to calm an anxious public.