Yom Kippur is the one day of the year when the Jewish people fast. Levy was surprised to see Cohen eating in a restaurant - and oysters yet! "Oysters? On Yom Kippur?" queried Levy with raised eyebrows. "What's wrong?" answered Cohen. "Yom Kippur has an 'R' in it."

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And let's not forget Moses, who at the parting of the Red Sea said; "What's all this? I was only going in for a little dip!"

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Two old guys and a [ethnic] go hunting.The first night, one old man comes back with a deer.

"How'd ya' get it?" the [ethnic] asked.

"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me a deer."

The second night, the other old man comes back to camp with two deer.

"How'd ya' get 'em?" the [ethnic] asked.

"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me two deer."

On the third night, the [ethnic]'s out until three in the morning.

He comes staggering into the camp all beat up, with torn clothes, tons of bruises, and a lot of fractures.

"What happened to you?" asked one of the old men.

"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got hit by a train."
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What do you call an [ethnic] with a job?

- One in a million.
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How do you stop a black gang from beating you up?

- Throw them a basketball.
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How does one identify a Kentucky virgin?

She's the one who can outrun her brothers.
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What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?

- "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"
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Do you know why they have a bucket of shit at an [ethnic] wedding?

- To keep the flies off of the bride.
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A Polish man finds a jeannie lamp on the beach, he rubs it and the jeannie comes out and says: "I grant you one wish."

He said to the jeannie, "I want you to build me a bridge to Poland."

The jeannie said: "No one can build a bridge that long, you have to pick another wish."

He thinks for a minute and said: "I want you to make all my family and friends in Poland smart so people don't put them down."

One of her socks is missing.
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How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?

Forget it- we'll drink in the dark
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One day two Irishmen were walking past a police station in Dublin, and as they walked past the notice board they came across a poste:

"Pakistani Wanted For Rape"
So the first Irishman turned to the other and said "These damned foreigners,they get all the good jobs!"