Larry Nelson introduces the show. Lee Marshall joins him. This a very old video, and not the best quality. I hope I can get through it. Marshall and Ray Stevens are the announcers. Gary Michael Cappetta is the ring announcer. He introduces various people. The audio and video are kind of out of sync. I hope that doesn’t drive me too insane.

Cactus Jack & AWA Southern Tag Team Champions The Rock & Roll RPMs vs. Chavo, Mando, & Hector Guerrero. Hector does some break dancing, then avoids being doubled teamed by the RPMs. He takes them over with a headlock/head scissors combo. Cactus and Mando tag in. Mando gets a sunset flip, but puts him into the ropes. Cactus throws some punches and sends Mando out of the ring. Cactus follows him out and gets backdropped on the concrete. The Guerreros works Cactus’ leg. Cactus tags in one of the RPMs. Chavo takes him over with a head scissors. The Guerreros do flippy stuff to the RPMs as a clusterfuck ensues. When I finally figure out which RPM is which, Cactus comes back in and beats up Chavo. The RPMs and Cactus take turns beating up Chavo. Hector tags in and dropkicks everybody. Another clusterfuck ensues. Mike Davis accidentally clotheslines Tommy Lane. The Guerreros dispose of the heels. Chavo pins Lane with a moonsault body block in 6:33. Fun little opener.

Larry Nelson interviews the POWW Champion Nina (the future Ivory).

WCCW World Light Heavyweight Championship Match: Jeff Jarrett (c) vs. Eric Embry. They lock up. They break and lock up again. Repeat. They trade hammerlocks in a fast and furious fashion. Repeat. They counter hip toss attempts, then shove each other. Jarrett works Embry’s arm. Embry escapes and drops Jarrett with a lariat. Embry dodges a cross body, causing Jarrett to take a bump on his shoulder. Jarrett rolls to the floor and sells it. Jarrett makes it back in. Embry attacks the injured shoulder. Jarrett rallies and hits a missile dropkick, but hurts his shoulder. Jarrett gets a sunset flip for 2, then a backslide for 2, then an inside cradle for 2, then another sunset flip. Embry counters it and pins Jarrett with a prawn hold in 4:14. Fine little match. Embry regains the title for the fourth time, according to Cappetta. Lee Marshall interviews Embry. Embry says he’ll give Jarrett a rematch anytime, then goes to the back to check on his condition. What a nice guy.

Larry Nelson interviews some guy and Bambi. The guy is POWW promoter David McClane. POWW is a women’s promotion and they’re doing some stupid Lingerie Street Fight Battle Royal.

Verne Gagne has at some point replaced Ray Stevens on commentary.

WCCW Texas Heavyweight Championship Match: Iceman King Parsons (c) vs. Brickhouse Brown. They shove each other. Brown grabs a side headlock, then drops Parsons with a shoulder block and a dropkick. Parsons bails. Back inside, they lock up. Brown works a headlock for a couple of hours. He drops Parsons twice more with shoulder blocks, then hits a fucked up spinning backslide for 2. Parsons bails again. Brown works the headlock for another day or so. Parsons escapes and hits a butt butt. Parsons hits a weak clothesline for 2. Parsons hits a suplex for 2. Brown hits a cross body for 2. Parsons knocks Brown down with some punches for 2. He argues with the ref. Trust me, Iceman, I wish this match was over, too. Parsons tries a piledriver, but fails and gets backdropped. Brown makes his comeback. Parsons begs off. Brown puts the boots to him in the corner, then beats him up some more. Brown hits a half assed cross body and covers. He thinks he got the pin, but Parsons’ foot was on the ropes. Parsons punches Brown with and gets the pin in 5:42. This sucked. Marshall interviews Parsons. Ugh.

Larry Nelson interviews Brandi Mae and Pocahontas. This whole stupid match is about the Terrorist ripping up Brandi’s shorts. Pocohantas promises to war dance tonight. That David guy strikes me as a sleaze ball.

There’s some kind of convoluted six-person tag. Cappetta says the titles are on the the line, so whatever. Diamond Dallas Page interrupts the ring announcing. Whatever, let’s just get this over with.

AWA World Tag Team Championship & AWA World Women’s Championship Match: Badd Company (c) & Madusa Miceli (w/ Diamond Dallas Page) vs. The Top Guns & Wendi Richter (c). Everybody brawls. The faces whip the heels into each other. The Top Guns double team Pat Tanaka. Dukes works over Tanaka. Diamond tags in and beats up Dukes. Diamond misses Dukes in the corner. Richter tags in and tries to pull Madusa in the ring. Madusa pulls across the top rope, then comes in the ring and beats her up. Richter fights back and throws her around. Richter missed a dropkick. Richter hits a powerbomb, but Diamond saves. Clusterfuck ensues. Tanaka savate kicks Richter, then accidentally kicks Madusa. Richter pins Madusa in 5:44. The Top Guns spank Madusa. The Top Guns are announced as the World Tag Team Champions, but history says otherwise. I don’t know what the fuck happened there, and I don’t care. The heels bitch at Lee Marshall. Madusa slaps Tanaka and Page. Badd Company and Page yell abuse at Madusa after she leaves and call her a bimbo.

Lee Marshall interviews WCCW World Heavyweight Champion Kerry Von Erich, with his young daughter Holly. He says he’ll prove tonight that he’s the one and only World Heavyweight Champion.

AWA International Television Championship Match: Ron Garvin vs. Greg Gagne. Stevens is back on commentary now. Make up your minds! The title is held up. They lock up. Garvin beats up Gagne. Yay! Gagne beats up Garvin. Boo! Garvin beats up Gagne some more. Gagne back body drops Garvin for 2. Gagne works Garvin’s arm. Garvin fights back and beats up Gagne. Garvin gets an inside cradle for 2. I swear it sounds like Marshall keeps calling him “Garmin.” They end up stuck on the ropes for a minute, then Garvin beats up Gagne on the outside. Gagne makes it back inside and wins by count-out in 5:52. Garvin puts Gagne in a sleeper. Gagne escapes and puts Garvin in a sleeper. THE FUCKING MATCH IS OVER, STOP TORTURING ME! Gagne wins the vacant title. This sucked. A lot. Marshall interviews Gagne. I don’t care.

Still to come, the stupid 80’s eye candy match.

Larry Nelson interviews Verne Gagne. Diamond Dallas Page interrupts. He leaves, and Verne keeps talking. Fuck. And there are a lot of matches still to come. Double fuck.

Cappetta introduces that annoying sleazy David McLane to do the ring announcing for the stupid women’s match.

Beverly Hills Lingerie Street Fight Battle Royal featuring Laurie Lynn, Luna Vachon, Peggy Lee Leather, Pali the Syrian Terrorist, Malibu, Bambi, Pocahontas, Brandi Mae, and POWW Champion Nina. They fight. It sucks. They’re all in street clothes. People get eliminated. It comes down to Pali and Brandi Mae. They fight horribly. Brandi rips a Pali’s weird leotard thing. Pali chokes Brandi with her stockings or something. Fuck, I want this to end. Pali eliminates Brandi and wins after a horribly long 8:33. It was terrible. Pali talks, then Marshall interviews her so she can talk some more.

Boot Camp Match: Colonel DeBeers (w/ Diamond Dallas Page) vs. Sergeant Slaughter. Sarge beats the shit out of DeBeers to start. I didn’t hear an opening bell. Maybe they don’t need one, since this is anything goes. I don’t know. DeBeers gets the shit beat out of him, then chokes Sarge with something. Sarge stops being choked and beats up DeBeers some more. They fight outside. Page steals Sarge’s combat helmet. DeBeers hits Slaughter with one of the things that they string a rope in that I guess does service for a guardrail here. Page gives DeBeers Sarge’s helmet. Page holds Sarge for DeBeers to hit. Sarge ducks and Page gets knocked off of the apron. Sarge makes a comeback and takes his helmet back. Sarge headbutts DeBeers with the helmet a bunch of times. Sarge hits a clothesline (the Slaughter Cannon), then locks in the Cobra Clutch. Sarge wins by submission in about 6 minutes. Sheik Adnan El Kaissey runs and The Iron Sheik run in and they all beat up Sarge. The Guerreros make the save! Sarge takes a swing at Chavo. That dick. Sarge goes after the Iron Sheik. Shit eventually calms down and Marshall interviews Slaughter. This match sucked. Sarge recites the pledge of allegiance.

Larry Nelson is with Bill Apter and Jerry Lawler. Apter presents Lawler with the Most Inspirational Wrestler of the Year Award.

WCCW World Tag Team Championship Match: The Samoan Swat Team (c) (w/ Buddy Roberts) vs. Michael Hayes & Steve Cox. Samu and Hayes lock up. They hammer each other in the corner. Hayes whips Samu into Cox’s boot. Cox tags in and twists Samu’s arm. Fatu runs in and nails Cox, but Cox doesn’t let go. Hayes runs over and knocks Fatu off of the apron. Cox avoids a cross body and hits an arm drag on Samu, then cranks on the arm again. Samu accidentally clocks Fatu and knocks him off the apron again. The exact same thing happens again a minute later. The SST finally manage to get heat on Cox. Fatu puts him in a nerve hold. Cox hits the ropes and knocks Samu off the apron, then he and Fatu clothesline each other. Hayes gets the hot tag and runs wild. Cox takes out Samu with a dive to the outside. Hayes hits a DDT on Fatu. Roberts comes in behind the referee’s back and hits Hayes in the back of the head with something, allowing Fatu to get the pin in 7:53. Decent enough match.

Al Lerner (who?) is the guest ring announcer for the main event. Lawler and Von Erich both cut promos before the match.

Title Unification Match: AWA World Heavyweight Champion Jerry “The King” Lawler vs. WCCW World Heavyweight Champion “The Modern Day Warrior” Kerry Von Erich. Lawler plays chickenshit to start. Lawler rams Von Erich’s arm into the top turnbuckle to “bust it open” (Kerry had cut his arm open before the match because he was coked up or something). They lock up. Von Erich hits Lawler with a punch that sends him ass over teakettle. Kerry hits Lawler with a vicious clothesline. Repeat. They lock up again. Lawler avoids a clothesline… but gets clotheslined again anyway. WCCW booker Frank Dusek is at ringside. Kerry wants a test of strength. Lawler stupidly obliges. Kerry hits a discus lariat for a pair of 2 counts. They roll around on the mat. Lawler hits Von Erich with some great punches and knocks him out of the ring. Kerry goes for a slingshot splash, but Lawler catches him with his knees. Lawler hits a piledriver. Kerry no sells it. Lawler struts around and turns around into a tornado punch. Kerry covers for 2. Kerry goes for the Claw, but Lawler fights it. Lawler avoids a knee drop. Lawler gets a cover, but Kerry throws him on top of the referee. Kerry hits a piledriver, but by the time the referee wakes up, Lawler manages to kick out at 2. Kerry beats up Lawler some more. Kerry goes for a tornado punch outside, but Lawler ducks and Kerry punches the post. Lawler pulls an object out of his tights and hits Von Erich with it, then hits a diving fist drop. Lawler hits another fist drop, then another diving one with his object. Kerry catches him with the Claw to the stomach. Kerry is BUSTED WIDE OPEN! Kerry shifts the Claw to Lawler’s forehead. Lawler gets a rope break. Kerry puts the Claw back on. They get up. Lawler avoids Kerry in the corner and Kerry hits the turnbuckles. Kerry punches Lawler some. Lawler hits Kerry with his object again. Frank Dusek yells. It’s No DQ, so quit your bitching! Lawler punches Kerry’s blood forehead. Lawler goes into his Muhammad Ali routine and hits Kerry with a bunch of jabs. Lawler punches Kerry with his object again. Kerry falls out of the ring, where Dusek checks on him. Kerry comes back in. The referee checks the cut. Lawler punches him again. They trade punches. Kerry beats up Lawler. The punch each other down. Kerry covers for 2, then applies the Claw again. Lawler gets his shoulder up repeatedly. The referee stops it due to Kerry’s blood loss at 18:53. Lawler is awarded the match, despite being down and out. Dusek bitches at the referee. Kerry leaves with the belts. Lawler did what he could to hold the match together, but it wasn’t very good. Lawler is announced as the winner, despite the fact that Kerry stole the belts, presumably to buy more coke. Marshall interviews Lawler after the match.

Larry Nelson interviews the bloody mess that is Kerry Von Erich. They show clips of the match. Stanley Blackburn defends the referee’s decision.

The Stud Stable (w/ Sylvia) vs. The Rock & Roll Express. Ricky Morton and Jimmy Golden start. Morton hits an arm drag. Robert Fuller comes in and gets arm dragged, too. Robert Gibson comes in and everybody brawls. Studs bail. Morton holds Golden in a front face lock for a bit. Everybody ends up in the ring fighting again. Studs bail again. Gibson and Fuller run the ropes. Golden knees Gibson in the back from the apron. Fuller sends Gibson out of the ring. Sylvia whacks Gibson with her big stick. Studs beat up Gibson. Gibson gets thrown out and beaten with the stick again. Golden puts Gibson in an abdominal stretch, using the ropers for leverage. Gibson gets free. Morton tags in and half assed runs wild. Clusterfuck ensues again. R&R hit a double dropkick on one of them. They all brawl, leading to a double DQ in 7:03. Whatever. Marshall interviews the Rock & Roll Express.

Larry Nelson interviews the Stud Stable.

Lee Marshall interviews Verne Gagne at ringside.

And finally this horrible fucking show ends. Aside from a couple of good short matches at the beginning, this show sucked in pretty much every way.