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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Randomness 15

I see an opportunity for another stupid joke....

Two nuns go into a liquor store and buy a bottle of whiskey. The cashier tells them, "Now, that's not right! You're nuns! You shouldn't be drinking!" One of the nuns explains, "It's for medicinal purposes. Mother Superior is constipated, and when she sees us drunk on this stuff, she'll shit!"

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A (Very) Little Bit About Me

I'm Gemma. How's it going? First, I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Second, I've been writing since before I could write (that's a cute story. Ask me and I'll tell it to you.) Third, my love for Phantom of the Opera has literally done more to shape me than I'll ever realize. I love it that much. My passion for music and storytelling often bring me grief, but it is what it is. (That phrase kind of annoys me, but I'll use it anyway.) Oh, yes, and I'm rather random and off-the-wall, just to warn you.