<quoted text>No difference? Let's just say you don't want to get between Mr. Spock and his 7 year hard-on! Or maybe you do. Are you hornier than a 5th grader?

I'm fairly certain that taking on 7 yrs of any pent up male, human or otherwise, would likely create the exact same end-result as screwing a stick of dynamite, so I'm gonna have to agree with you on that...and I may be behind the times, but I wasn't aware that 5th graders had become horny little monsters these days?!?!?

<quoted text>I'm fairly certain that taking on 7 yrs of any pent up male, human or otherwise, would likely create the exact same end-result as screwing a stick of dynamite, so I'm gonna have to agree with you on that...and I may be behind the times, but I wasn't aware that 5th graders had become horny little monsters these days?!?!?

I'm going on 4 years. I'm just waiting on another 3 to explode. And you are really naive if you didn't know 5th graders were horny little monsters. I'd have eaten your garters back in my day. Not now. I'm aiming a little higher.

Alyagotado is correct...I certainly don't get all the men, though I appreciate the fact that you believe that to be true. I am also very flattered that you would consider me to be your hero, especially given that you had the opportunity to witness, first-hand, the exceptionally poor character of the one guy I dated from your neck of the woods...

<quoted text>I'm going on 4 years. I'm just waiting on another 3 to explode. And you are really naive if you didn't know 5th graders were horny little monsters. I'd have eaten your garters back in my day. Not now. I'm aiming a little higher.

"Aiming a little higher"??? I'm not quite sure what you're referring to...should I be insulted...lol?!?!? And, given that it's been a few years since I was in 5th grade, I can't really remember what was going on, if anything, with my horomones...or even if I knew what sex was, for that matter.

<quoted text>"Aiming a little higher"??? I'm not quite sure what you're referring to...should I be insulted...lol?!?!? And, given that it's been a few years since I was in 5th grade, I can't really remember what was going on, if anything, with my horomones...or even if I knew what sex was, for that matter.

I wouldn't be insulted. By aiming a little higher I didn't mean better than you or the Air Force. I invited one of my ex girls to an honors banquet. She asked me which did I prefer. Her legs bare or in pantyhose. I actually prefer something in between. Aiming higher? That means my tongue is a heat-seaker. Sorry, was. I've since been decomissioned.

<quoted text>I wouldn't be insulted. By aiming a little higher I didn't mean better than you or the Air Force. I invited one of my ex girls to an honors banquet. She asked me which did I prefer. Her legs bare or in pantyhose. I actually prefer something in between. Aiming higher? That means my tongue is a heat-seaker. Sorry, was. I've since been decomissioned.

Gotcha..."My tongue is a heat-seeker"...I think this should definitely be your avatar quote!!! And, I can only assume that being decommissioned has contributed to your coming up with the interesting descriptions & witty analogies that you've posted re: this particular act...the most memorable of which involved Winnie-the-Pooh & a honey pot...lol!!!

You remember how happy Pooh was after he gorged himself and was sitting there next to that empty honey pot. I'm that happy, too. Only, my neck is usually sore. And I took myself out of commision. I dated plenty after my divorce, but I guess too many years in "The Devil's Triangle" jaded me. Still like honey, though. If they could make that taste on a hot dum-dum, I could finally quit smoking.

<quoted text>Gotcha..."My tongue is a heat-seeker"...I think this should definitely be your avatar quote!!! And, I can only assume that being decommissioned has contributed to your coming up with the interesting descriptions & witty analogies that you've posted re: this particular act...the most memorable of which involved Winnie-the-Pooh & a honey pot...lol!!!

I'm flattered that you're such an avid reader of my posts. I can only imagine that you have a very hot target. That particular act wouldn't be an act with you. Let me put the fan on "high" and put on my swim fins and we'll be ready to go diving.

<quoted text>Gotcha..."My tongue is a heat-seeker"...I think this should definitely be your avatar quote!!! And, I can only assume that being decommissioned has contributed to your coming up with the interesting descriptions & witty analogies that you've posted re: this particular act...the most memorable of which involved Winnie-the-Pooh & a honey pot...lol!!!

I have been told I am quite the cunning linguist. Shuck those asbestos panties and come on over. I'll put out that fire, lickety split. I'll bet your sex comes with a sprinkler system. You just may not know it yet.

<quoted text>I have been told I am quite the cunning linguist. Shuck those asbestos panties and come on over. I'll put out that fire, lickety split. I'll bet your sex comes with a sprinkler system. You just may not know it yet.

"Shuck those asbestos panties"?!?!? LOL! And, on the thread about spanking, some British "chap" told me to "pull up my skirt & pull down my knickers"... So, what makes you topix boys think I don't go commando?!?!? LMAO!!!

You strike me as having to be romanced before playing horizontal limbo. How about a poem?Love is calling, water is fallingLight is fading, river cascadingYou and me pounding it on the bank.That oughta do it.

You strike me as having to be romanced before playing horizontal limbo. How about a poem?Love is calling, water is fallingLight is fading, river cascadingYou and me pounding it on the bank.That oughta do it.

This just warms the cockles of my heart. I got all mysty. Freakin' hilarious!

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