Beware the Noodle Monster

You all know this li’l stinker. It never fails when you’re eating a bowl of noodles with chopsticks and you try for a small bite and you just keep pulling and pulling, but you’re not quite adept enough to recalibrate your grip and so you just keep pulling and try to stuff it all in your mouth and then you look like an idiot with half a bowl of noodles bridging the gap between your face and the bowl as you sling sauce all over your new shirt.

Whew! Just writing about it makes me winded.

Just you try to avoid the Noodle Monster. I dare you. I say there’s no Pho King Way you can survive.