in college when drunk i've probably pissed just about everywhere. once pissed on my friends keyboard on his desk, cleaned it all up and bought him a new keyboard. then he went back to college and someone there did it too

once after some nasty shot someone gave in an uber crowded bar with about 300 sweaty coeds between me and the bathroom i turned around and puked in the 2" gap between 2 back to back arcade machines and no a single person noticed

I woke up once in my underwear between the toilet and bathtub after a party... dont know how I got there and I dont care to know, also there was some girls number on a piece of paper in my *** crack... yeah.