Sometimes things happen, and they're not outright bad, but they have whispers of being bad later. You know? They're ominous. Sooner or later we'll find out if they're bad. HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

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Sources say that Adele might not put her new album on Spotify

We will find out in one week if this is true, and then we will know if it's bad. Just to be clear: if true, bad; if not true, great! Assuming you're a Spotify user, which mathematically is pretty likely.

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Facebook has launched a news app called Notify, which will send you push notifications from up to 70 different media partners (including The Verge!)

Seems like a good idea on the surface, right? Becoming more informed and all that. That's until you're in notification hell and every last one of them says "ONE DIRECTION CALLS IT QUITS." Man. That day will be bad.

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A rocky Earth-sized exoplanet has been found orbiting a nearby red dwarf star

A few things about this are cause for concern. 1) "exo" is a chilling prefix, I'm sure you'll agree 2) ALIENS 3) A boring sequel to boring film The Martian? 4) I just made a list within a list, how did we get here?

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Tinder has updated its learning algorithm and now lets you view potential matches' job/education history

No matter what city you're in, you can count on being paired with awful people you went to college with. Congrats!