It’s go time!

Nothing much needed to be said. They’re talking about the “easy” schedule the Rangers have on TV. Well, they lost to Toronto. Tonight it’s the Islanders. It doesn’t get easier than those two teams. The Rangers better get two points tonight.

As expected, Gilroy and Lisin are prucha’d, Callahan, Avery and Boyle are out injured, and Voros, Ericksson, Parenteau and Locke are in.

To repeat: The Rangers are in a stretch drive with Voros, Ericksson, Parenteau and Locke in the lineup. Nice depth.

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I am not at the game, and for once I must admit I’m glad to not be at the game. Hate that trip to Nassau, and hate that building, and have had some horrible experiences out there — including getting my car totaled and cheating death right at the intersection outside that dump. Hate it.

I LOVE YOU RANGERS!!!! Stop reading the blog on TWITTER Aaron Voros and GET OUT ON THAT ice and put down your blackberry!!!! It’s GO TIME!!! For Carping out loud folks , I WANNA HEAR some NOISEEEE!!!! Whos in da Houwseeee??

Rangers are in the house.

Chris Drury has now entered the building.

At 7 million he’s much better than before, Smarter ,stronger ,and faster, the worlds first bionic man!!!

one shot on goal in 5.5 minutes. We are ready for action tonight baby.

On another note, today I got called by the garden to gouge my interest in playoff tickets. After a long laugh, I told them I would npot spend another penny on the Rangers until sather was fired. They started trying to sell me on the fact that the team has done well with Sather at the helm. At that point I hung up the phone on them.

They keep saying that the Rangers are playing loose. Well, Hank knows everything is on his shoulders, so I would guess that he is trying to do too much and over thinking. Of course, the rest of the team is loose, so… no worries, of course.

Anybody notice Girardi lack of battle level ther against Moulson behind the net? Way to play for that contract Danny boy! As I type this, I am hearing names like Voros, Locke, P.A.P,Shelly,Ericson. I thought to myself, self, how can a team with so many AHL and ECHL players even hope to be in the playoffs? What a F……g JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, you’d think i would look like Broduer after tonight, but i don’t, and wont. I usually gain a little weight, then go to sleep, and when i wake up, it’s gone. The inside of my body is like “The Hangover”

If i become as fat as Broduer, you’ll know. I’ll have a bunch of typos due to my puffy fingers.

Orr, if you don’t like the chocolate ones the best, then I say, MORE FOR ME! :D Also, I didn’t say I would turn down a crumb donut, they are delicious too. What makes me crazy is when there’s donuts at work and somebody leaves a half of a donut in the box. Like, who wants half a donut that’s been manhandled by your filthy hands? Just take the whole thing and throw the other half away if you’re going to kid yourself about just eating half. I’ve seen this done with jelly donuts too, which is ridiculous.
Also, typically when I buy donuts for work I get half jellys and half boston cremes. Those are really only the two types of donuts that should exist at coffee break. You can save your whole wheat or blueberry or strange holiday theme topping and glazed is just too boring.

Effectivness is relative. As a player, you can be effective on the ice by checking,scoring,etc… You can also be effective while your sitting on the bench. It does get cold out there on the ice you know and players like Prospal,Danny boy need a warm place to PARK THERE LAZY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

They have officially given up. 4 shots! I would say that 4 shots against the Islanders is horrid, but the Rangers are about to lose the season series to them. So, I think we can say the Islanders are actually the better team. Put Hank on there and they may have an extra 10 points. Now THAT is sad.

These Miller Lite commercials are HORRIBLE. Why wouldn’t the guy be able to just get another one after he drinks the first? He has to trick the old guy? Or that other one where the couple are registering for wedding gifts, how does the guy get from Bed, Bath and Beyond to a giant beer set-up? Retarded.

even with the retirements of fraser and mccreary, the officiating is going to be even worse next year with the intrerpretation of new rules. they need to take into consideration the fact that a lot of guys purposely turn their backs when they know someone’s coming.

That Gabby pass to Dubi, with D missing, is exactly the play the Rangers die by. Gabby does something great, but is let down. If the other guys could handle his skills, no one would be complaining that he’s not stepping up down the stretch.

Yeah trust me Orr, I’m a few weeks shy of 30. I was a runner in HS, tall and lean. I worked out a little in college and never had a problem with weight and then started to get a little soft in areas I hadn’t worried about before in my mid 20’s. I went back to working out on a regular basis but it was an eye opener.

Ok boys were back in the dressing room and back in the game and now we are starting to take it over.

No rest for the wickys , time to shine or ride the PINE!!!
I love pa’S Energy and having a Horse like Voros out there is huge!!! No Avery so Voros is the ticket!! We can’t be satisfied. We win tonight and the Ball will be in our court. Time to get a hole in one and get the golden goals. Slam dunk these chumps and then celebrate with a touchdown dance!!! Go for the home run baby!!

I really like PA. Take a look at those stickhandling skillz behind the net then set himself up for a nice deflection that almost went in. That actually lead to Roloson’s initial “waaahh Dubinsky why did you try and get that rebound” meltdown. HE IS STEAMED HAHAHA!

Also #4 is giving Blowsival confidence on that powerplay (albeit against the Islanders). He’s been playing better lately.

WTF Devils. You haven’t played since Sunday and the Bruins played last night and had to travel. Your karma better be an own goal off the skate of Mike Mottau (closest name to Matteau) in OT for whatever game you get eliminated.

Linda, my list (all girlfriends of famous married men who are so hurt, disappointed that they want their wives) and a million other people are on mine! But I love your list! Giuliani Jr. has been on mine for years! What made you pick him?

his lawsuit against duke for getting kicked off the golf team was tossed today. What a carcillohole! big doofus looking freak! he was THE MOST annoying kid ever! guess he’s keeping his streak alive as an ‘adult’

someone jumped off the empire state building today. i know there are many issues encompassing someone deciding to take their own life, but do it in a way that does NOT endanger innocent people just going about their daily lives. (Honestly, I wish people would not feel that horrible,that alone.)

Hey there, Ranger Fans! Looks like a big game out on the island tonight. Unfortunately, I won’t be there, got another date with Megan Fox. Maybe I’ll get lucky again! See if ORR can get THAT image out of his head. He he he…

Muck! Muckler! Did you hear the fans chanting during the game when we were 2 goals down? Sounded a lot like FIGHT A SAILOR. See if you can find out what it means. Oh, and tell them they better stop playing Zoot Suit Riot during stoppages. Just in case…

(singing) “The best things in life are free, But you can keep them for the birds and bees, Now give me money,That’s what I want!” Uh-oh. That’s Dolan’s newest ringtone. I better get this… Hey There Big Guy! What? What about the playoffs? Don’t worry we aren’t done yet. Plenty of time left. I know you’re counting on that playoff money for your Cranio-Rectal Inversion Operation. Tell me, is it being inserted or removed? (click)

Keenan! Start warming up, I may have to put you in as coach soon. Now go over to Dolan’s office and calm him down. You did? When? You gave him your resume? Listen don’t get any ideas. Have you ever played Whack-A-Mole? Well just remember, I have the only hammer and all you guys are the freakin’ moles. Get it?

You think that we don’t have Ranger Fans throughout the World? Recently, I got a letter from a Ranger fan way out in Africa! I got it from this Chief Mubumbo of the Luganda Tribe of East Africa. It says, “Thank you for sending Ranger Road Tour bus for visit to our village. We had huge feast with tour bus and we ask you send Ranger people out here next year, too. That last batch was delicious!”

By the way, the Chief has e-mailed me to get personally involved with a plan to transfer millions in funds out of his country, right into my personal bank account. I’m gonna make a bundle on this!

Anyone else think Redden should just embrace his heel status among Ranger fans and just start carrying around the million dollar belt like Ted DiBiase? He just needs to work on his maniacal laugh for interviews with Giannone.

“Hahahahahahahahah, Ranger fans! You wish you were me! You don’t have my money, or my talent to throw pucks randomly along the wall, or my raw ability to avoid ever throwing a check! And this Sunday, when I blow our chances at the playoffs by getting caught pinching yet again, you’ll realize that for my salary, everybody’s gotta pay! Hahahahahahah!”

nice sedar special comeback win!!! only saw the 1st period gonna watch the rest now!!!

i think it was the talk i had with jokinen at nobu! 1st star-did he back check at all tonight or just play hard in the offensive zone….no way do we comeback from a 2-0 at MSG to win this game it just does not happen!!!