Songs, but not.

THESE ARE DARUDE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED---------------------------------------------------------------

Do you want to join ISIS: (Yes this is probably offensive)

Jihadi John:Hello?(Shooting: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang)Do you wanna join ISIS?Come on let's go crash a planeI wont bug you anymore.Come out with your hands upIt's like you've been hiding-We used to be terroristsAnd now we're deliveringI wish you could come outside-Do you wanna join ISIS?It doesn't have to be a plane.

Civilian:Go away, John

Jihadi John:Okay, bye.

(Shots)Do you wanna join ISIS?Or ride our bikes around the wallsI think some company is overdueI've started talking tothe pictures on the walls-(Hang in there, John!)It gets a little lonelyAll these empty rooms,

John:Hello?Please, I know you're in there,People are asking where you've beenThey say you're in "hiding"I'm right out here for you, just let me inWe only have 800 othersIt's just you and 800 othersWhat are we gonna do?

We're going on a "trip" in our seventh drug ship....Filled with drugs... "Little" EinsteinsClimb aboard, get ready to get blazedThere's so much to smoke, "Little" Einsteins.We're going on a "mission", start the countdown 4, 2 ,0Everyone to cargo, smoke it up now RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWe're going on a "trip" in our seventh drug ship....Filled with drugs... "Little" EinsteinsClimb aboard, get ready to get blazedThere's so much to smoke, "Little" Einsteins.Come on - Let's smoke - "Little" EinsteinsWe need you, Little Blazer

-------------------------------------I'm on an alt:

Aw yeah, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)Everybody in the place hit the desk (shorty, yeah)But stay on your keyboardsWe running this, let's go

I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt)Everybody look at me'Cause I'm writing on an alt (writing on an alt)I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an altTake a good hard look at the alt (alt, yeah)

I'm on an alt take a screenshot of meStraight floatin' on an alt on the interwebsBusting five NOTS, haters whipping out my coatYou can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on an alt

I'm riding on a search engine, searching flips and shitThe Search engines searching, getting everybody all wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)But this ain't no site, this is real as it getsI'm on an alt, don't you ever forget

I'm on an alt and, it's going good andI got a techno themed Pashmina AfghanI'm the king of the world on an alt like LeoIf you're lurking, then you're sure not me-oh

Get up, this alt is real!

Screw mains, I'm on an alt.Screw posts, I climb likes.I'm on the alt with my boys.This search engine make noise.

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)Arms spread wide on the newest threads (newest threads)Gonna fly this alt to the moon somehow (moon somehow)Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on an alt (let's go)It's a technological road (yeah)Admins, look at me, oh (all hands on hammers)

Never thought I'd see the dayWhen a convincing alt coming my way

I'm on an alt, I'm on an altEverybody look at me 'cause I'm posting on an alt (whoa)I'm on an alt, I'm on an altTake a good hard look at the alt (shorty, shorty, yeah)

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I need some more songs to well, mess up. This has been me wasting a whole lot of time.

Comments

Aw yeah, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)Everybody in the place hit the desk (shorty, yeah)But stay on your keyboardsWe running this, let's go

I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt)Everybody look at me'Cause I'm writing on an alt (writing on an alt)I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an altTake a good hard look at the alt (alt, yeah)

I'm on an alt take a screenshot of meStraight floatin' on an alt on the interwebsBusting five NOTS, haters whipping out my coatYou can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on an alt

I'm riding on a search engine, searching flips and shitThe Search engines searching, getting everybody all wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)But this ain't no site, this is real as it getsI'm on an alt, don't you ever forget

I'm on an alt and, it's going good andI got a techno themed Pashmina AfghanI'm the king of the world on an alt like LeoIf you're lurking, then you're sure not me-oh

Get up, this alt is real!

Screw mains, I'm on an alt.Screw posts, I climb likes.I'm on the alt with my boys.This search engine make noise.

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)Arms spread wide on the newest threads (newest threads)Gonna fly this alt to the moon somehow (moon somehow)Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on an alt (let's go)It's a technological road (yeah)Admins, look at me, oh (all hands on hammers)

Never thought I'd see the dayWhen a convincing alt coming my way

I'm on an alt, I'm on an altEverybody look at me 'cause I'm posting on an alt (whoa)I'm on an alt, I'm on an altTake a good hard look at the alt (shorty, shorty, yeah)