• Paris Hilton‘s aunts, Kim and Kyle Richards, caused huge family drama when they decided to go on The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills. That family has a reputation to uphold! (People)

• The Internet vigilantes are at it again: This time trying to track down a British man who was taped kicking his dog. Michael Bay, ready to pony up another bounty for his head? (Buzzfeed)

• The real sleazebag of Facebook isn’t Mark Zuckerberg, it’s Peter Theil, the billionaire who thinks women’s votes ruined America and started a fellowship for kids to drop out of college and start their own tech companies (that he can glom onto). (Slate)

• Justin Bieber got a little too aggressive at laser tag in Canada and may be facing assault charges. Come on Canada, time to man up if you’re crying over a shoulder-check from America’s most adorable lesbian. (TMZ)