Once upon a time there were three little pigs - the straw pig, the stick pig,
& the brick pig.

One day the nasty old wolf came to the straw pig's house & said, "I'm
gonna huff & puff & blow your house down!" And he did.

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house & said,
"let me in, please! The wolf blew my house down." So the stick pig let the straw
pig in.

Then the wolf showed up at the stick pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff
& puff & blow your house down. And he did.

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house
and said, "let us in! The wolf blew our houses down and we're scared!" So the
brick pig let them in.

The wolf came to them again & said, "I'm gonna huff & puff &
blow your house down."

While the pig was huffing & puffing, the straw pig & the stick pig were
so scared. The brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend.

A few minutes passed, and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove
up. Out came this huge pig in a pin striped suit. The pig came over to the wolf and
grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. Then he left the wolf
for dead, got back in his limo and drove off.

The straw pig & the stick pig were amazed. They asked the brick pig,
"Who was that?"