>Damn the Times Crossword Puzzle!

>Today's puzzle is out to again prove that I am further falling from normal pathways of thought:

29 Across: "It may be hard on a construction worker" How can anyone see that and not think dick? They are just taunting me, although I suspect on this one I am not the only one who will have a nasty first response. (Official answer: hat) Harumph.

53 Down: "Something that may be seen in a bank" I am sure that had they not put that shit in about the hard construction workers that my first thought would not have been sperm or jizz. Am I the only one demented enough to go down that path? Probably. (Official answer: oar)