"Daciana. Unique name. Pretty name." After a pause, Callum continues by promising that he's able to construct real and proper sentences. He's not a total idiot. Still grinning, he offers a hand for her to shake - although, it seems futile now since her hands had already been well, places.

"Maybe I'll catch you around, sometimes. We could, uhm" - Callum clears his throat - "Grab coffee?" Daciana seems nice enough, like company he wouldn't mind to keep. Afterall, the man's primary company is his ex-wife and her wife, and ex-sister-in-law. He just needs more friends, the poor sucker. Go figure.

Cal blinks. Again. Yes, it's obvious that he's never been known to have the best social skills, but by God, this woman has him turned upside-down and inside-out. "I'm not sure if my... ahem, girlfriend would appreciate that," he admits, hands lifting to rub the back of his neck, "You're very pretty. But, my buttocks are well, reserved for another woman's hands."

So awkward. So much oversharing.

He offers a sheepish grin, and an almost-forced chuckle. "Where are my manners? I-I'm Callum, by the way."

Rendered rather speechless by the woman's response, Callum is only able to squint. "I, uhm... oh, well," he stammers, always so smooth in the presence of the opposite sex, "You could, should ask next time. With someone else, I mean. Not with me, of course, because..."

Cal, shut up please.

He reaches up to rub the back of his neck, gaze dropping to the pavement. What a trainwreck of an interaction this is. "Sorry." He knows he shouldnt be the one apologizing, but well... too late.

It's been quite a while since Callum McKay has had the pleasure of a butt touch. If he's flattered by the woman's attempt to cop a feel, he doesn't show it. Not yet, anyways. Instead, he turns slowly. "It's a little rude to touch without asking, don't you think?" he asks, hoping the stranger will pick up on the teasing tone of his voice.

Nice firm shake before she released his hand. Says a lot but his smile wasn't one that wavered. If anything her instincts were sharp and she'd need it in this realm. "Well I don't wish to take up too much of your time but if you ever need me or anything feel free to call."