The universe is beautiful. It's something like a new woman that I was gonna date. You're dark and you're massive and you have a black hole, and all of those elements I want to explore just like you would explore on a new date. I want to dive deep into them and feel around and just see whats gonna come out of that. -Dr. Jimes Tooper

so i just watched your bunny video....did you just decide to throw him in the water one day and see what happened? I've never seen a rabbit swim before. My rabbit was a fat ass...he probably would have just sank to the bottom.

Yeah, I heard if you let them roam around they will shit all over everywhere. I wouldn't want to let it outside because this hawk roams around the neighborhood, and an owl lives in the tree across the street.

Happiness is only real when shared - Alexander Supertramp

You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ - Twizzle.

"Firemen in a super market is like Lebron James in the open court. Its a slam god damn dunk." - Denis Leary