12. Oh, FFS, a 1950s dominatrix?

Sure, she had a mild resemblance to Ann Dunham Obama if the lighting was right, so what? People always told me I was a dead ringer for Jamie Lee Curtis before I got old. I had neither her talent nor her income.

Also, do they think Communism is a genetic disease?

This whole smear job comes down to "he's BLACK!" How can we know who the baby daddy was?