Livin' and Dion: Running for office in Fall River? Take this quiz

Sunday

May 14, 2017 at 7:00 PM

Marc Munroe Dion Herald News Staff Reporter

The political season is on us like ugly on an ape. You ready? Me neither. Anyway, after you figure out how to pay your ever-increasing water bill, maybe you’d like to take this Fall River political quiz for amateurs, professionals, and amateurs who think they’re professionals.

The mayor of Fall River becomes embroiled in a controversy involving money, guns, or an FBI investigation. How do you react?

A.) I’m horrified. I hate to think stuff like this happens in MY city.

B.) I’m secretly pleased because I voted for the other guy.

C.) I’m loudly pleased because I knew they were all corrupt and this proves I’m RIGHT.

A city councilor is involved in a scandal. How do you react?

A.) I’m saddened. This is MY city.

B.) I can’t wait to post a 4,000 word opinion on Facebook.

C.) I’m thrilled! If this guy steps down, maybe my seventh run for City Council will be successful!

Pick a name for your political blog.

A.) E Pluribus Unum.

B.) We the People.

C.) Booga Booga Whackjob.

You’re an elected official. You have a chance to get a city/state loan for your private business. You say:

A.) This looks like a conflict of interest. Better stay away.

B.) Is this the MOST I can get?

C.) I don’t have to pay it back, right?

It’s a close election. Your opponent demands you release your tax returns for the last five years. How do you feel?

A.) I’m terrified. People will find out I don’t really own a business.