Description: Click this link to Tweet: http://ctt.ec/ZegPU A.W.A is:
Jensen Reed - http://www.jensenreed.com
Pritesh Shah - http://www.twitter.com/funnyshah
Snake Pepper in the Hole Writers - Jensen Reed & Jonathan Rosenbloom
Director - Al Gragg
Directors of Photography - Matthew Roe & Zach Salsman - http://www.zachsalsman.com
Editor - Neil Stelzner
Visual Effects - Brinton Smith
Producer - Jonathan Rosenbloom Parody of the hip-hop classic N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A. iTunes - http://goo.gl/iIHixb LYRICS: Verse 1 Straight out da office, a crazy motherfucker named Number 2
From a gang called Assistants With Attitudes
When I’m called off, I gotta sawed-off
Squeeze the staplers and the papers are hauled off
You too boss if you fuck with me
The HR department’s gonna have to come and get me
Off yo ass, that’s how I’m comin’ out
For the punk motherfuckers using white out
Co-workers stumble, they wanna rumble
I stab ‘em with the scissors and I eat ‘em like gumbo
Goin’ off on a motherfucker like that
With a tack, that’ pointed at your ass
Move dawg, you better duck
‘Cause you know I’m crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I’m filing
But when I come back boy, I’m comin’ straight out d office Verse 2 Straight out the office, another crazy calculator
More numbers I crunch, a big boss collator
I’m a bad motherfucker and you know this
All you pussy ass bitches, take notice
But I don’t give a fuck, I’m gonna talk on my phone
In the elevator, fuck the haters, let’s get stoned
I’m blastin’ bathrooms, shittin’ on ‘em good
Six cups of coffee dude I wish you would
Papercut a motherfucker in a minute
Find the hot secretary and get up in it
So if you steal my tape and my rubberbands
I’ll shove a sharpie up your ass, staple your hands
Downsize deez nutz in your mouth, slurp slurp
Funyuns got stuck again, about to be beserk
If I ever get fired, I’ll go Milton on you quick
Give me back my stapler, suck my dick
Straight out da office Verse 3 Straight out da office, it’s a brother that’ll smother the butter
On a bagel, donut crusher
Dangerous motherfucker with a fork
Dirty dishes delicious spicy pork
See I don’t give a fuck, that’s the problem
I see some cookies laying out, I’m gonna rob ‘em
But it’s Friday I wanna fucking go home
Staring at my monitor angry and alone
Fuck the fucking assholes that took away my Twitter
27 followers…it’s gonna to get bigger
If you ever fuck with me, I’ll shove glue sticks down your throat
All she wrote…
Straight out da office