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FRAK OFF!!!! 28 Geeky Ways To Swear

It's neither big nor clever... but it can be frelling funny! Your favourite Sci-fi and Fantasy shows are always looking for new network television friendly ways to swear, so we've rounded up 28 of the very best for you to cuss out your friends with...

Clearly this page is both NSFW and not suitable for the younglings.

Adventure Time

Lump - Kid friendly replacement for Fuck!

Babylon 5

Frag - Fuck

Battlestar Galactica

Frak - Sometimes spelt Frack, but always meaning Fuck. Popularised by the dark and gritty Battlestar Galactica remake from a decade back, but it was first used in the original 1978 ABC Television series.

Felgercarb - Exclusive to the original series, and meaning Crap.

Discworld

Mogadored - Buggered.

Farscape

Dren - Crap

Eema - Arse

Frell - Another substitute for Fuck, and one of the best.

Hezmata - Hell

Mivonks - Testicles

Trel'ik - Whore

Firefly

Goram - Sometimes spelt Gorram, substitute for Goddamn.

Rutting - Fucking

Game of Thrones

Graddakh - Dothraki for Shit

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Belgium - The foulest word that can be uttered, except on Earth, where we're too dumb to get it.

"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" - Translated into the Vl'hurg language this is the most dreadful insult imaginable.

Zark - Fuck

Mork and Mindy

Shazbot - Crap

Red Dwarf

Smeg - Generic swear term

The Smurfs

Smurf - As the Smurfs use the word Smurf as their go to noun of choice, technically it could also be a swear word.

Star Trek
Klingon swear words...

Baktag - Shit

Sa'Hut - Arse

Ferengi swear words...

Frinx - Shit

Romulan swear words...

Amtonâ wi-kha nvaihr - Whore

Hnaev - Crap

Wort - Bastard

Star Wars

Poodoo - Crap

Stargate SG-1

Mik'ta - Arse

Got any more for us? Let us know your favourite fictional swear words from the wide world of geek and we'll update the collection. (Comments below...)