Patrons will have to decide what they love more: the sports or the beer. The multiple flat screens make it a game-day destination, but Lager's takes its beer seriously, offering 100 varieties of bottled beer and employing a kicking pump for its impressive row of 75 drafts as well as a special dishwasher and detergent to get those pint glasses squeaky-clean.

See: The beer-oriented quotes on the cooler shelves, including this ditty from Homer Simpson, "Beer, sweet beer."