Bob said no. Unlike everybody else who contacts The Watchdog, Bob of Fort Worth doesn’t want my help. He only wants everyone to understand the horrible state of Texas’ food stamp program.

Bob, who doesn’t want his last name used because he is afraid of getting into a fight with the government, is 78 and lives with his wife on $500 a month from Social Security.

Two years ago, they qualified for food stamps. But the credits on his state-provided electronic debit card – worth about $200 a month – ran out in May.

So what does he do?

“Potatoes are like a dollar for 5 pounds,” he said. “So we eat a lot of potatoes. If they’ve got a sale on something – for instance, if regular lettuce is a dollar and a half a head, and they have a sale for 75 cents, we’ll make salads out of lettuce. We find the bargains on something and we’ll eat that this week.”

Since May, Bob has been trying to get ahold of someone at the state Health and Human Services office on East Lancaster Avenue in Fort Worth to help him re-qualify for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program – a requirement to make sure recipients still need it.

“We sent all our papers, and we kept calling, and they kept putting us off. You couldn’t get anybody down there. Nobody answers the telephone. They had about a dozen people working down there helping people, checking and rechecking them.

“And a woman says, ‘Well, we’re planning on getting a new system so it will be about a week.’ And then you don’t get anything. Then finally, a week or so later, they got a recording on their phone. I guess everybody was not getting anything. The recording said, ‘If you’re really needing help, if you’re really out of food, call 211 and they’ll get you some food.’ “

The Texas 211 help-line folks told him that he could go to a food bank, but Bob, a military veteran, doesn’t want to do that: “I have to be careful what I eat. I had colon cancer and diabetes. I’m a mess.”

Nobody knows how many Bobs there are in Texas. State officials say they believe that one-third of all food stamp applications processed in July were past the 30-day limit allowed by federal law.

That’s 45,000 families like Bob’s that waited more than a month for help, for a phone call back, for a letter, anything. Bob’s wait is three months. How many more are out there waiting?

A spokeswoman for state health services, Stephanie Goodman, says the state doesn’t really know.

The computer system used to process food stamp applications is so outdated that they aren’t counted until they are actually entered into the system.

Applications “sitting on someone’s desk that we have not gotten to” are uncounted, she says.

For sure, there are tens of thousands more.

The problem is so bad that two groups filed a federal lawsuit in Austin last week demanding that the state comply with the 30-daylimit.

The lawsuit is designed to force the state to create a quick plan, says Randall Chapman, executive director of Texas Legal Services Center, which co-filed the suit on behalf of two Irving residents tired of waiting.

“Believe it or not, the two people named in that lawsuit were approved in less than 24 hours,” Chapman said. “It was just magic. Their approval letters were hand-delivered to their homes.”

Chapman offered his organization’s help to Bob. Goodman, the state official, would have checked into Bob’s case, too, had I asked her. Bob could have been fast-tracked and had food stamps hand-delivered to his door, too. But he told me not to do that. He was adamant.

The state is trying to come up with solutions, shortcuts, hiring proposals, abbreviated training procedures, anything to get food to Texans. Next month, the state will begin hiring 656 workers to process applications.

For now, however, the bureaucrats simply cannot get it done.

“We’re processing more cases than ever,” Goodman said. “We’ve got more people on the rolls. We’re just not simply keeping up with the increase in . Our staff has been working weekends and long hours, simply keeping up with the increase in demand…. It’s still not enough. We’re not keeping up.”

In Tarrant County, 150,000 people now receive food stamps, compared with 130,000 last year. There would be more if the system worked properly.

As a test, I called the phone number of the East Lancaster Avenue office where Bob keeps striking out. When you push zero for operator, you get this message: “Hi, you’ve reached the general delivery mailbox for the East Lancaster office. However, this mailbox is not set up to have return calls. Please do not leave a message. Press zero for operator so your call will be reverted to our operator. Have a nice day.”

I hit zero, and got the same message again. Did it again and again and again.

Meanwhile, Texans are eating potatoes and lettuce and waiting for phone calls and letters that never seem to come.

HAPPY ENDING: A week after this story appeared, I received the following e-mail from Bob:

Subject: Thank you for your help … Bob

Dear Dave,

You will be glad to know that I have worked it out to handle my immediate problems … I want to thank you for your earnest concern for my situation . It made me feel good …

I would appreciate if you could contact all the fine folks that offered their help to me … I thank them one and all for being so thoughtful and offering their mitzvoth’ (act of human kindness) ..

BOB

I wrote back with more news:

Bob,

Thanks for our note. The story we worked on together touched a lot of people.

And you’ll be interested to know that a woman I know who has cancer, no food stamps and no food and no transportation is today, right now, receiving phone calls from the people that offered to help you. I alerted them about her, so they are taking all their good will and giving it to someone else who is in desperate need right now.

So inadvertently, you helped someone else, too.

Dave

Getting help

For food stamp problems, call the ombudsman’s office at the Texas Health and Human Services Commission at 877-787-8999.