And thisssss is KitKat sushi.

The KitKats actually come in three sushi-ish flavors: tuna (which is actually raspberry), egg (mascarpone and melon), and sea urchin (pumpkin pudding) and are served in rice coated in chocolate, and wrapped in seaweed.

Then again, why make something sweet so savory? Did the world need dill pickle cupcakes?

Or ketchup and mustard cake?

And finally, folks, this is a Mountain Dew donut with Dorito crumbles on top.

Are you a junior high boy whose parents have mercifully left him home alone for 2-4 nights with nothing but $20 for pizza and the wifi password tucked under his pillow? No? Well then, WHY ARE YOU EATING THIS?