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You know you live in 2013 when…
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or Facebook.
4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about telling it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice that there wasn’t a number 5.
10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

zombielander: im a sataist
zombielander: *satanist
grimmreaper23: i hate saying this but you will go to hell unless your a christian no offense. to non-christians,christianity sound as different as becoming buhdist,no offense to any here
zombielander: i take none. its too late for me anyway. i tried to convert back to christianity, but Satan has to strong a hold on me
grimmreaper23: its never too late
ZarZ: :D

zombielander: and ive tried goin to the christian church by my house, but it hurts goin in

ZarZ: How old is this room?
RebelScum: Old enough to know better, but still too young to care.
RebelScum: Give or take a rat’s ass.
fgfgfg: about 1.5 years or so
RebelScum: About a year and a half.
RebelScum: :D

Unknown_Assassin: LOL my pancakes turned out so crumbly lmao
Unknown_Assassin: still good
Unknown_Assassin: anyone want a bit?
ZarZ: HELLYEAH!
Unknown_Assassin: XD
ZarZ: What time is it at you?
Unknown_Assassin: gives somewhat crumbly blueberry pancake
Unknown_Assassin: o.o wow it actually tastes good
Unknown_Assassin: its EPICMEALTIME time
ZarZ: Nice one :D

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You know you live in 2013 when…
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or Facebook.
4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about telling it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice that there wasn’t a number 5.
10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

zombielander: im a sataist
zombielander: *satanist
grimmreaper23: i hate saying this but you will go to hell unless your a christian no offense. to non-christians,christianity sound as different as becoming buhdist,no offense to any here
zombielander: i take none. its too late for me anyway. i tried to convert back to christianity, but Satan has to strong a hold on me
grimmreaper23: its never too late
ZarZ: :D

zombielander: and ive tried goin to the christian church by my house, but it hurts goin in

ZarZ: How old is this room?
RebelScum: Old enough to know better, but still too young to care.
RebelScum: Give or take a rat’s ass.
fgfgfg: about 1.5 years or so
RebelScum: About a year and a half.
RebelScum: :D

Unknown_Assassin: LOL my pancakes turned out so crumbly lmao
Unknown_Assassin: still good
Unknown_Assassin: anyone want a bit?
ZarZ: HELLYEAH!
Unknown_Assassin: XD
ZarZ: What time is it at you?
Unknown_Assassin: gives somewhat crumbly blueberry pancake
Unknown_Assassin: o.o wow it actually tastes good
Unknown_Assassin: its EPICMEALTIME time
ZarZ: Nice one :D