The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.17.11

And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to go out of principle, so apparently you can’t even pay people to see Ryan Reynold’s cock-bulge fight Peter Sarsgard’s face in a turd cloud which makes me question what we’ve become as a nation.