Nine Completely Useless Things I Have In My Office

It just happens, you know? You kinda just... acquire stuff. Then you don't know what to do with it.

And over the years, I have definitely acquired some stuff. Here are, in fact, nine completely useless things I have in my office right now. Just for funsies.

So... yeah. There it is. I guess I shouldn't have as much random stuff around, huh. I mean, it's just more stuff everywhere. Clutter, maybe? I don't know. I mean, I like all the stuff in my office. I just don't NEED it. Or maybe I do, maybe my strange mind needs to see this kind of stuff to be "creative".

Do you keep personal stuff in your workspace? What do you have, and why do you keep it?