Ha ha ... was only talking about this earlier at work - here’s my dragons den pitch that I’ve been toying over applying to get on the show with ...

Gents.. you know when you’re driving along having a phone conversation with a mate and a nice young , perfectly formed lady walks past - you say something along the lines of ‘bloody hell look at that’ your mate on the other end says ‘ wish I could’

Well now you can with ‘Klunge Kam’ press a button on your dash and the camera homes in and sends a photo of the said young lady via sms to your mate...
There would be a premium version too with BRS technology ( breast recognition software) sound an alert if you miss something interesting ...

In the interests of equality and keeping sour faced Deborah meedhan happy I am developing a version for the ladies .... not sure what to call it - any ideas ladies?

Ha ha ... was only talking about this earlier at work - here’s my dragons den pitch that I’ve been toying over applying to get on the show with ...

Gents.. you know when you’re driving along having a phone conversation with a mate and a nice young , perfectly formed lady walks past - you say something along the lines of ‘bloody hell look at that’ your mate on the other end says ‘ wish I could’

Well now you can with ‘Klunge Kam’ press a button on your dash and the camera homes in and sends a photo of the said young lady via sms to your mate...
There would be a premium version too with BRS technology ( breast recognition software) sound an alert if you miss something interesting ...

In the interests of equality and keeping sour faced Deborah meedhan happy I am developing a version for the ladies .... not sure what to call it - any ideas ladies?

Ha ha ... was only talking about this earlier at work - here’s my dragons den pitch that I’ve been toying over applying to get on the show with ...

Gents.. you know when you’re driving along having a phone conversation with a mate and a nice young , perfectly formed lady walks past - you say something along the lines of ‘bloody hell look at that’ your mate on the other end says ‘ wish I could’

Well now you can with ‘Klunge Kam’ press a button on your dash and the camera homes in and sends a photo of the said young lady via sms to your mate...
There would be a premium version too with BRS technology ( breast recognition software) sound an alert if you miss something interesting ...

In the interests of equality and keeping sour faced Deborah meedhan happy I am developing a version for the ladies .... not sure what to call it - any ideas ladies?

Ha ha ... was only talking about this earlier at work - here’s my dragons den pitch that I’ve been toying over applying to get on the show with ...

Gents.. you know when you’re driving along having a phone conversation with a mate and a nice young , perfectly formed lady walks past - you say something along the lines of ‘bloody hell look at that’ your mate on the other end says ‘ wish I could’

Well now you can with ‘Klunge Kam’ press a button on your dash and the camera homes in and sends a photo of the said young lady via sms to your mate...
There would be a premium version too with BRS technology ( breast recognition software) sound an alert if you miss something interesting ...

In the interests of equality and keeping sour faced Deborah meedhan happy I am developing a version for the ladies .... not sure what to call it - any ideas ladies?

Click to expand...

Is that you with the loudspeaker on the roof and a short MP3 file linked to a button on the dash that goes "phwoar cop a load o those luvvlies!" whenever a Theresa May lookalike walks by?

The one that got away for me was the rear bumper ultrasound proxity sensor ... Was working on a kit for it with help from a maths boffin who had all the necessary electronic bits and bobs ..... in 1983