Hyper-violent 30-odd page comic about a crack smoking MUNI bus driver that gets turned into a cyborg. It was loving hilarious. Was a link on Portal of Evil back in 2000-2001 or so. The site itself is long since gone and the old URL just leads to one of those generic domain-squatter pages. Here it is: http://www.rant-o-rama.com Also hosted there was a heartwarming comic about some guys that go on a "ROIDS RAGE" and destroy a trailer park or something.

Internet wayback machine is no help and every hit google picks up for the comic is just a link that directs to the same dead site.

There was an Mp3 going around on SA a few years back making fun of dogstar and his wife that was really funny, I remember it because at one point "she" said she was pregnant and she hopes that the baby doesn't inherit the "craaazy bitch gene" and how dogstar got cancer from having sex with an infected girl.

Anyone ever heard of that ad parody for R-Swipe toilet tissue? It had a very proper sounding English gentleman (or maybe Australian) doing a speel for about a minute on all the wonderful virtues of their new breed of toilet paper. About the only line a can remember verbatim is "bog-dropping turd the size of a submarine"

I heard it on an Amiga demo disk nearly 20 years ago, it was just the audio with the channel 9 logo (Australian TV) on screen. Other than that I have no idea what it is called or where it is from originally. It is possible that it was never widespread, or it could easily be from a well known comedian.

Not really an internet thing, but being from the days of Amiga demo discs, it could possibly exist on Aminet, if only I knew what it was called.

There was an image macro around here a long time ago, Arrow pointing two directions, in the middle was "Intelligent discussion" closer to the edges was "Biased but not stupid" and the very edges "loving RETARDED". Can't for the life of me find that anywhere.

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!

Does anyone remember school.mov?

I saw it on fugly.com years and year ago. It was this weird video of a pair of muppet children quivering in their desks as a larger muppet teacher in a black cloak stands in front of the blackboard and sings this really depressing song. Somehow I still remember the lyrics.

Little boy, little girl,
welcome to the real world!
Life is fast! There are rules!
That's what you learn in school.
ABC, 123,
And above all listen to me,
'Cause I'm up here! You're down there!
Someone will be above you everywhere!

Then this muppet bird starts singing more verses while the two poor little kids look so terrified. I haven't been able to find it since.

Some goon who worked for one of those "Learn English on Tape" places made a parody mp3 a long time ago. It was hilarious and awesome, and I want to give it to my girlfriend. She keeps asking me for mp3s to work on her English a la Pimsleur, so until I find something good I want her to have this.

I remember a site a really long time ago that had fabricated interviews with retarded kids. I don't remember much about the individual interviews except one where the kid says something about 'monkey barrrwss'. I've tried some obvious searches with no luck at all.

"You should really be doing some research rather than browsing the forums in your underwear."
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Junk posted:

Does anyone remember school.mov?

I saw it on fugly.com years and year ago. It was this weird video of a pair of muppet children quivering in their desks as a larger muppet teacher in a black cloak stands in front of the blackboard and sings this really depressing song. Somehow I still remember the lyrics.

Little boy, little girl,
welcome to the real world!
Life is fast! There are rules!
That's what you learn in school.
ABC, 123,
And above all listen to me,
'Cause I'm up here! You're down there!
Someone will be above you everywhere!

Then this muppet bird starts singing more verses while the two poor little kids look so terrified. I haven't been able to find it since.

The same people also made a video of the teacher character running through a park up to the camera reciting the sonnet "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" Anyone know where a copy of that one is and/or the identity of the filmmakers?

Does anyone have the mp3's leftover from that one contest that happened a while back where people had to make up a song about Robocop getting a job at CNN? I lost my mp3 collection at some point and I can't refind those songs anywhere.

I've always wanted to see Hamburglar's AOL page that he posted on SA one time. I loved everything about it: the pictures, the scrolling texts, the looped hip hop beats. If someone has it archived that would be awesome.

CaptainHairdo posted:

The same people also made a video of the teacher character running through a park up to the camera reciting the sonnet "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" Anyone know where a copy of that one is and/or the identity of the filmmakers?

Jesus Christ! Thank you for finding this! Every time I see this thread pop up I ask for it but this is the first time anyone found it. I never saw this second half of it either.

I sincerely doubt anyone will know what I'm talking about, but.. I remember this flash animation from maybe five or six years ago? It was Japanese (I think) and featured this giant whale-like creature and the entire thing had a very cyberpunk kind of theme to it. I believe the whale thing sacrificed itself for some girl?

I really liked that thing and I'd love to see it again.

Also, if anyone has the full set of these pics, I'd be really grateful:

I used to have an old mov of a bunch of different clips of narcoleptic dogs and some generic drum and bass music playing the duration of it. I even remember seeing some clips of narcolepsy in humans as well...

I found a clip of one of the dogs, Rusty, but I was never able to find the drum and bass mov ever again

KwegiboHB posted:

There was an image macro around here a long time ago, Arrow pointing two directions, in the middle was "Intelligent discussion" closer to the edges was "Biased but not stupid" and the very edges "loving RETARDED". Can't for the life of me find that anywhere.

That sounds a lot like a front page article that ran on SA a few years ago, praising being a political moderate.

rodbeard posted:

Does anyone have the mp3's leftover from that one contest that happened a while back where people had to make up a song about Robocop getting a job at CNN? I lost my mp3 collection at some point and I can't refind those songs anywhere.

If this is an actual thing, I am begging you guys to find it. That sounds like it might be either the funniest or stupidest thing ever, and I must hear it.

Autarch_Severian posted:

Can anyone find a copy of the CD Consume Myself by 5lb Bag? The only thing I've managed to find in a few months of looking is a single track on Youtube, including contacting the band members and the studio that printed the album CD for them.

edit: They were unsigned, and only released that CD before breaking up.

My internet lost treasure:
Back when Quake 1 was still fresh, and the expansion pack Armagon came out, one of my mates had some kind of scripted demo that I vaguely recall. There was the obligatory heavy metal music and so on, with various scenes of exploding gibs, all in time to the music. The whole thing was totally . The only thing that I clearly remember is very last scene - where player A fires a single nail, the camera follows the nail into a dude at the other end of a long corridor, who then explodes in a shower of guts.
I'll be somewhat impressed if anyone even knows what the hell I'm talking about. Actually... this would be a candidate for the "things you know exist" thread.

I remember some sort of parady mp3. It was tagged in the recording as being from "pranky.com" but I'm sure I found it somewhere else. The mp3 was called Frogaine and it was like an infomercial. I remember specifically it had a character named Tyrone Pimperton. Please internet, help me find this! You're my only hope...

Anyone remember Waffle House Hoe? I can still remember the basic structure: Some guy banging on a pot with a spoon and the lyrics were "Goin down to the waffle house, pull down my pants and whip my dick out". It was pretty funny poo poo and he had a bunch of parody etc mp3s. It was waaay back, probably the late 90s. I cannot at all remember what his name is, anyone know?

Its not the lovely thing on youtube by Mr Bambu

no pubes yet sorry fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2008 around 14:07

Squish posted:

My internet lost treasure:
Back when Quake 1 was still fresh, and the expansion pack Armagon came out, one of my mates had some kind of scripted demo that I vaguely recall. There was the obligatory heavy metal music and so on, with various scenes of exploding gibs, all in time to the music. The whole thing was totally . The only thing that I clearly remember is very last scene - where player A fires a single nail, the camera follows the nail into a dude at the other end of a long corridor, who then explodes in a shower of guts.
I'll be somewhat impressed if anyone even knows what the hell I'm talking about. Actually... this would be a candidate for the "things you know exist" thread.

Does anyone have a link to the thread discussing names for kids and someone out of the blue suggested ARACHNOTRON as a name, the following post was a teacher doing roll call and went something along the lines of:

leor posted:

I read that page before reading your blurb under it. It's so bizarre - the page was last updated in 1997, probably only months before he killed some kid.

This kid lived like two towns over from me. Someone I knew was actually like best friends with Eddie, the victim, and it really affected the community when Eddie was killed.

Apparently the kid was selling chocolate or something door-to-door, knocked on the door and was told to go away. The rumor was that Eddie (the kid) was in a development looking for a girl he liked but he wasn't familiar with the neighborhood. He came back later and knocked on the door again and...well, the rest made the national news.

After that, we weren't supposed to sell door-to-door anymore.

OdorousTobacco fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2008 around 15:57

rodbeard posted:

Does anyone have the mp3's leftover from that one contest that happened a while back where people had to make up a song about Robocop getting a job at CNN? I lost my mp3 collection at some point and I can't refind those songs anywhere.

YES!! I don't think I have all of them, but I know I do have two or three.

I also have a ton of MP3's from the "reading livejournal out loud" thread from years ago. Albrot did some incredible ones.