"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

Thank ye, Pirate Johnson. I do like comics, but haven't really read anything for years. I used to have a couple of years' worth of Return of the Jedi (from issue #1), The Punisher (from issue #1) and 2000 AD, but that was back in the 80s/90s, and the last of them went over 15 years ago. I have a couple of Aliens graphic novels, though; Aliens vs Batman and another one I can't remember the name of.

I had no idea who Darksied was, or anything about Apokolips, but I looked them up. They are from the Superman comics. I've not read any of the main superhero ones from either DC or Marvel, except for what I mentioned above. The Big Bertha i'm talking about is the buxom lady of Playbilge Centrefold fame. Thanks for the link though. I noticed it, and will be posting in there shortly.

NSFKidsAs to the topic at hand...Peter Parker wakes up next to Mary Jane one morning. "Peter, why do you have to put your web on me every morning?" asked Mary Jane. "That's not my web, Mary Jane..."

I know. Notty. Banned.

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

This may be a little off, but the conspiracy guy in the 1st Transformers was cut off every time he started to say Mother F..... Anyone else that wanted to say it was fine, a full follow through....The same thing that we try to do every night, try to take over the world.