Five Questions, plus More Free Band Names

I enjoyed the replies to the previous “Get To Know Me” blog, so here’s a followup of sorts, another frequent visitor to my inbox that I finally replied to ----

A) Five places that I go to over and over: wild, crazy, out, the bathroom, to Hell in a handbasket

B) Five people who e-mail me (regularly): Nigerian Prince with Banking Problem, Viagra Salesman, British Barrister with Hitherto Unknown Inheritance from Hitherto Unknown Relative, Mail Returned: Unable to deliver, and Some Guy Who Thinks I Need a Larger Penis (As If it’s Any of His Effin Business).

C) Five of my favorite places to eat: I usually eat food, not places, but if I DID eat places, I bet I'd like the Paris Hilton, Turkey (with gravy!), Hamburg, and Candyland (other than their Hershey Highway), but definitely NOT Bangkok ----

D) Five places I would rather be right now: Movin' on up, goin' way down, over there, nowheresville man, and anywhere but here.

E) Five TV Shows I watch: Twilight Zone, Dark Shadows, History’s Mysteries, the Daily Show, and the Mexican soap opera De Pocas Pocas Pulgas, which translates to "Of few few fleas."

150 FREE BAND NAMES!!!!

Free for all who wish to use, here’s another list of band names I’ve been dreaming up, all so far unused (as far as I know). I designed most for maximum internet search possibilities and cult tie-in potential – if anyone ends up getting rich and/or famous using any of my band names, I expect you to at least buy me a large pizza....and maybe a Porsche ---

Oh yeah, I design band logos, record sleeves, and concert flyers too, so maybe hire me for that…