Woke up this morning to find a bunch of my @kmikeym shares sold, and while I was trying to figure out where the sudden influx was from, watched my iPhone 6S battery drain from 100% to 70% in a matter of minutes.

Decided to use the @kmikeym bux to buy a new phone. An hour later, I have a new iPhone XS in hand, thanks to the magic of the internet and Postmates couriers. And thus begins my life without a headphone jack.