Spears was scheduled to be Allure magazine's September cover girl, and she showed up for the cover shot on time and ready to work, writes editor Linda Wells in the magazine, according People.

But then ...

"She was entirely unselfconscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup," Wells writes.

Spears posed in a shoulder length brown wig and her own Dolce & Gabbana jeans. Then she missed four appointments for interviews with the magazine. The reporter, Judith Newman, wrote a first person essay about how frustrating it was to get ditched by Brit.

To give her credit, Spears has been busy, what with the ... well, we're not sure what she's been doing. But we're sure that shopping for sheer garments is very time consuming.

Then there's her love live: She was just spotted around Beverly Hills with creepy magician Criss Angel, who recently had a fling with Cameron Diaz, reports Us Magazine. And Justin Timberlake went out with Spears and Diaz, too. Does that mean Diaz will date K-Fed next?