Rabbits, retail and old people eating :) It was only 5 minutes, but it was pretty easy. Once the crowd (30 people) started laughing, it was pretty comfortable.

I had just gotten out of work and my pants were all dusty so I started with:
"I just got out of work. As you may have guessed, I was hired as a broom. They told me I could make Dust Mop in six months, but I'm not expecting any sweeping changes."