Once there was a fellowAnd his name was Buzz.He was just a rookie copJust a baby fuzz.He patrolled the Sunset StripIn the land of the freeAnd the home of the hip.He protected you and meFrom evil women likePoor Alice DAlice was the girlThat all good hippies dreadAnd they called her sweet Alice D'headAlice it was plain to see wasFull of pot and STPShe'd attract a great big crowdBecause her inner peace was much too loud.Good Buzz did the thingThat all the good fuzz mustStuck his gun in Alice's backAnd said 'This is a bust'Shone the flashlight in her eyesShe began to hypnotizeBuzz said 'What a wild sensation'Guess this must be hallu hallucina cina cina cination hmmmLove is so sensationalWhen you fall in love with eyes dilational la laNow they're taking pills and shotsAnd Buzz is not afraid of WattsBuzz and Alice D have shownThe way of where the Fuzz might be some dayBuzz is still a cop of courseHe's the pusher on the forceHe's protecting you and meFrom evil women likePoor Alice D