LIL DAISIES

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Butt Dust

A friend sent this to me in an email and I thought it was too funny not to post. Kids do say the darnest things...

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy init! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot andone for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied shewas so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don'tremember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you somuch that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTA NY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried invain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Momexplained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging andkissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked hisdad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom askedwhat was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen withthis bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the citybut his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, Jamesasked:"What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, ratherwrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and thenasked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particularSunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended towardheaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we arebut dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedientdaughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly inher shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"