I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.

August 28, 2013

Ernie: My flesh turns into a swarm of fleas and climbs onto the giant eagle.

Nick S: "That's the creepiest thing I've seen all day."

Ernie: A swarm of spiders will carry my bones up there.

Nick S: "I take it back. That's the creepiest thing I've seen all day."