Friday, February 26, 2010

50 cent is nuts, and i recently realized he's fuckin hilarious.so what does a guy who is richer than UAE do with his time ?

edits himself into a porno video.

he edited himself into a sex tape one of rick ross' baby mamas made with her current boo (maybe). the beginning of the video is fuckin hilarious. he does some kind of eddie murphy circa coming to america when murphy is the singer of that band sexual chocolate impression mixed with a generic high voiced thug. he apparently did it to get back at ross because of some beef they have and i think he punked him good.the video is hilarious, i mean it is porn, but it's not hard to not get frisky because 50's running commentary throughout the video is too funny (ranting about not wearing a condemn and other random shit). it's also probably the shortest sex time in the history of recording yourself boning. (ya so what i watch the whole thing). so if ya feel like checkin it out go here. at least watch the first minute or so and the end to see 50 act like a total nut bar.also check out 50's website cause there's actually some good music on there.

Short on Cholesterol? This little can will set you right on right on track for a heart attack with 1170% of your daily cholesterol value. Also upon consumption you ingest the knowledge and wisdom of over 10 factory-farm raised swine. I got my hands on a can of this stuff and slipped a little into my Jewish, Windbag cubicle neighbor's all-Kosher cheese sandwich. See ya in hell buddy. See all of the members of the all-time most disgusting processed foods here:

everyone here in NYC are bunch a wimpos about snow. i mean, all over im hearing things like snowicane. what the fuck is that?shits nuts.there are some great words that are suddenly being shoved into everyone's vernacular.Examples:snowpocalypse snowmageddon

i think it's time for nyers to sack up.walking back to the train from my friends tonight, when the streets were dead, was one of the most beautiful experiences i've ever had in NYC.guess we all can't stop a smell the fluffy white flakes.

i took some pics with a disposable camera i bought at 24hr duane reade they will hopefully be posted soon.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

"Admiral Ackbar -- the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance fleet -- is one step closer to becoming the new on-field mascot for the University of Mississippi.

Ole Miss is in the middle of a movement to replace their old mascot -- Colonel Reb -- after the school decided they wanted to update their image.

Tuesday, the students voted in favor of crowning a new mascot to represent Rebel Nation ... and the favorite so far is none other than the most famous Mon Calamari in the entire universe.

Several pro-Ackbar websites have recently emerged -- making the Admiral the heavy favorite. The University tells us the decision on the mascot is entirely in the hands of the student mascot committee. The University will hold a vote in the near future."

"ORLANDO, Fla. – Despite calls to free or destroy the animal, SeaWorld said Thursday it will keep the killer whale that drowned its trainer, but will suspend all orca shows while it decides whether to change the way handlers work with the behemoths.Also, VIP visitors who occasionally were invited to pet the killer whales will no longer be allowed to do so.

"We're going to make any changes we have to to make sure this doesn't happen again," Chuck Tompkins, chief of animal training at SeaWorld parks, said a day after a 12,000-pound killer whale named Tilikum dragged a trainer into its pool and thrashed the woman to death as audience members watched in horror.

Talk-radio callers, bloggers and animal activists said Tilikum — which was involved in the deaths of two other people over the past two decades — should be released into the ocean or put to death like a dangerous dog.

Tompkins said that Tilikum would not survive in the wild because it has been captive for so long, and that destroying the animal is not an option either, because it is an important part of the breeding program at SeaWorld and a companion to the seven other whales there."

i didn't think killer whales actually killed. i know there's nothing funny about three people dying but our house has been chuckling about certain elements of the story all day...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

so if you dont know, kathleen hanna is an icon in the riot grl movement.she was the lead singer for bikini kill and was also a part of le tigre.here's an interview with her for some online tv show (i think)it's pretty interesting and i dig her ridiculously large glasses.

Friday, February 19, 2010

After almost a year and a half, almost 1,000 posts and 21k+ hits, the most viewed blog award goes to Wrongemboyo for Chris Bosh vs. Snoop Dogg: You make the call. Really. Despite being just over a year old, pretty random and seemingly inconsequential, this post on average seems to account for about half of our international hits on any given week. For example, in a window of just the past few days, this post has gotten hits from the Philippines, Germany, Australia, France, and Spain, plus a bunch of random spots in the US. Don't believe me? Just google: chris bosh snoop dogg.

there's a website called I Just Made Love. the point is to tell people when youve boned.you put a little marker down, that says your sex, the positions and shit like that.kinda weird.its like twitter for fucking.check it.

note: didn't notice any over the blem...get on thatUPDATE: YOU WILL NOW FIND A MARKER DESIGNATING THE BLEM:

Monday, February 15, 2010

Ben and I were searching for a new home and we stumbled upon the reduced and refurbished toast. Notice Carla's # if any prank calls suddenly come to mind. Still no listing on 36 Nichols. John must still be working on that bathroom ceiling.

$1400 / 4br - Newmarket UNH students welcome (34 Nichols Ave) (map)

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It gets crazy about four minutes in. Pretty amazing stuff, especially if enough people start contributing with web cams, ect. Although that prospect also seems rather scary for obvious privacy and security reasons. This video is from TED2010, which is going on right now, so there should be lots of cool things posted on their site in the next few days.

Since 1941, Captain America has been one of the most popular comic book characters around. The fictional super-patriot fought Nazis during World War II, took on those who burned the American flag during the Vietnam era, and raked in hundreds of millions of dollars for Marvel Comics along the way. Now, the appearance that he is taking on the Tea Party Movement in a storyline about investigating white supremacists has forced Marvel to apologize for the comic hero.

Issue 602 of the comic features Captain America investigating a right-wing anti-government militia group called "the Watchdogs". Hoping to infiltrate the group, Captain America and his African-American sidekick The Falcon observe an anti-tax protest from a rooftop. The protestors depicted are all white and carry signs adorned with slogans almost identical to those seen today in Tea Party rallies like "tea bag libs before they tea bag you" and "stop the socialists.

In response to Marvel's explanation and apology, Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips told Yahoo! News that it "sounds less like a genuine 'we're sorry' than it does a 'we're sorry we got caught' statement. When I was a child in the '60s Captain America was my favorite superhero," he said. "It's really sad to see what has traditionally been a pro-America figure being used to advance a political agenda."LINK

What a sad sight to see Captain America tarnish his proud and apolitical legacy of hippie bashing and fascist fighting by lowering himself to present a partisan opinion. It's even scarier to think that poor impressionable children are being brainwashed by the stereotypical, demonized portrayals in this issue. Despicable.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

"Over the course of the past day, the Google-owned blogging service Blogger has shut down a number of popular mp3 blogs, including Pop Tarts Suck Toasted, I Rock Cleveland, LivingEars, and It's a Rap. If you follow the links to any of those blogs, you'll see that they've been wholesale deleted. All you'll find is the Blogger message, "The blog you were looking for was not found." The apparent reason? The music posted on the blogs allegedly violates Blogger's terms of services."

The Justice Department is poised this week to publicly defend a little known law enforcement practice that critics say may be the "sleeper" privacy issue of the 21st century: the collection of cell phone "tracking" records that identify the physical locations where the phones have been.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

NEW YORK (AP)—The Super Bowl was watched by more than 106 million people, surpassing the 1983 finale of “M-A-S-H” to become the most-watched program in television history.

The Nielsen Co. estimated Monday that 106.5 million people watched the New Orleans Saints upset the Indianapolis Colts. That beats the “M-A-S-H” finale, which had 105.97 million viewers in an era when there were fewer television sets.

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so two comments here:

1. that's a lot of friggen' people.

2. why in the hell did so many people care about the last episode of "M.A.S.H"? i know it was on for 10 years but still; it was a good altman movie rehashed for television. just seems a bit excessive.

"SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn't slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.

Police say mall security officers chased Guadarrama, but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce lotion containers in his pants that he could barely run. Police say he could not bend over to get in the police cruiser until some of the bottles were removed.

It was unclear if Guadarrama has an attorney. A telephone number for him could not immediately be found Thursday."

Saturday, February 6, 2010

we finally got our jib park going in the back yard and have been schralping on a nightly basis. we call it pine cone park. so far she's produced some funny footy. i just got a new version of final cut too. no more shitty i-movie.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

"Oh, I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not a supporter of is liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose, and feminism has led women astray. I love women. I don’t know where all this got started. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it. This idea that I don’t like women is absurd. This is Miss America. And if there’s a Mr. America out there, it’s me."