Joe Arpaio To Live Stream the Bull Every Wednesday at 1:30 P.M.

The MCSO's highly-paid PR apparatchiks have just sent out an announcement on the one guy who seems to get more publicity than neo-Nazi J.T. Ready these days.

I'm talking, of course, about our own geriatric, Mr. Magoo-esque gendarme, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who will begin livebroadcasting his mug Big Brother style on www.ustream.tv/channel/JMA-tv1, every Wednesday at 1:30 P.M.

Thankfully, it'll only last about 5 to 10 minutes (according to the release), wherein Joe can run through the same dozen or so stories that he always regurgitates when he's on the senility stroll, pimping his latest Hispanic-bashing efforts to the alter kockers out in Sun City.

Joe wants to "respond to current issues relating to his office," says the MCSO announcement. But of course, without any of those pesky reporters around to ask him how the federal grand jury looking into his office is going, or if he'll wear pink undies the day (if and when) he's indicted.