I'm a little jealous that I wasn't called a "Badass" but the last one was written by a relatively new student who I haven't been sure I'd connected with yet; that feels pretty good. And the iPod kid, he does take it out when I stare at him.

Those are all good! I would like to be all crafty and smart like you and Larry and leave you an amazingly creative haiku but the haiku's intimidate me. So I'll just say you're cool and I think you're a badass.