When I get the thing it comes will all kinds of fancy doo dads that they affectionately call...

apps.

I felt I had every reason to believe that these stupid little things were built in and part of the programming. NOBODY told me that every time I accessed one I would be secretly connected to the network and charged and arm and an a$$hole for each time I pressed a button.

I found that out when I got the first bill.

I complained and they cut the bill in half.

I mean they reduced it by 50% - they didn't take scissors to it. I wasn't that lucky.

Still not good enough.

But lucky me, I'm locked in a contract (+10 points for being smart enough to take pay as you go)

so I have to stay with these motherfrickers until the contract expires.

Then I'm going to find a new service provider. I've been with them since 2001 and this is the thanks I get. My loyalty is over. The minute the contract is up.