Too nervous to talk to SIRI crew
Gets nervous before going for a haircut crew
No friends on Facebook because Mum declined friend request crew
Tried to suck my own dick but pulled a muscle in my lower back crew
Sniff hard as fuk when a chick walks by to smell her vagina crew
Can't stop looking at my cat's asshoIe crew
Girls approach me, I still manage to fail crew
Order pizza, too scared to answer the door crew

christianbrah - the facial aesthetic kunt
maorinate - balloons
pushtheweak - hand on head (saw this on facebook too tho, with a name like myron gaines or sum chit haha)
yiamsomebody - ***
selcouth - pale as fk (only from seeing it a million times a day)