fluffy - 2015-02-22 I was expecting it to just like burrow into the finger or something.

That would have been preferable.

Nominal - 2015-02-22 One rainy night I found an earthworm drowning in a puddle outside my door. I picked him up and brought him inside. I named him "Henry". Kept him a shoebox that night and we both chilled and watched Netflix as he dried off. In the morning I released him in the garden.