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I'm a full time Mom to a beautiful baby girl born in October of 2005, and beautiful identical twin girls born in March 2008. What have I learned about staying at home? I really don't have time to watch Soap Operas and eat Bon Bon's - I feel completely misled!
I have a total girl crush on Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner and Kate Hudson. There! I said it and I'm not ashamed.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

I came home today from visiting the babies, my cleaning lady was here. I have known her for close to 10 years, and she's been cleaning for us off and on, for about 6 of those 10.

Here is the conversation as I walked in the door, seeing her for the first time in about 5 weeks.

Mrs T: I'm so glad to see you, how are the babies?

Me: Doing great, just came from the hospital, they ate good and are gaining back the weight they lost.

Mrs T: We have been praying for them and I just knew that the Good Lord was going to see those babies through.Mrs T. puts her hand on my mushy, been gutted like a fish belly and says.....and I kid you not....Wait for it.........Looks like you could have had another one in there.

Followed by:

Don't worry, I'm sure it's just fluid, it will go away.

Who the hell says that to a woman, 5 days after she has birthed 2 humans? If she were a man I would have hit her, square in the face. Because she is not, and I have known her for so long, I said nothing.

She did NOT touch you on your c-section?? You must be kidding lady. You do NOT give hell to a woman who just had not one but two humans removed by force from her belly. Oh, I'm gonna go postal on her for you. NOT COOL.

Your mom said the same to me after my last one and I actually have it on tape. I am also expecting someone to eventually ask me "When are you due?" because the fibroid has me looking pregnant. Imagine giving birth to that! EEEWWW! Great news on the twins!!! I am sooo delighted and thankful. Much love to all, Your Aunt

My Stalkers

Munchkin Said What?

When I asked what the twins were doing in the other room: "Don't worry Mom, they're playing tag with an alligator, attack of the babies, attack of the babies!!

After spying on the neighbors having a party, she says to me: "Mom let's go crash down their party"

When I told her she couldn't have any more candy because it would make her Dentist sad.. She said "Well, it can just be our little secret"

"Mommy, would you still love me if I was a squishy bug?"

"I don't want a piggy back ride, I want a piggy tummy"

When she noticed that Hubby had shaved his vacation scruff - she said: Daddy, you look like a girl.

Mommy, I wear big girl panties, does daddy wear big boy panties too?

I poop from my butt, and tee-tee from my bum-bum...

Look Mommy! that poop looks like a sloth.

Mommy, you're the best!...... Can I have a chip now?

On the way home from the water park - Munchkin says "I need to poop" I ask her to wait until we get to RM's house. She begins to "toot." We ask her what she is doing and she says " Saying the ABC's with my butt"

At dinner the other night, she announced that she was going to be an Animal Doctor when she grows up... We were impressed and pleased, and then she said.... "Or a fork"