Thursday, July 26, 2007

pull up your fucking pants, get back to work & put back the seeds.

its been a long time since i was really annoyed with something but today, it came in 3's. sorry to double dip stan.

1st - i am unsure what fashion moron decided that it was uber cool to have one's pants linger mid-ass, but let me assure you i speak for thousands who want to kick each one of those people... right in the ass. even if you are super sexy and have that 6 pack into navel curve, tuck in your underwear or don't wear any. i swear if my grandmother could run she would hem your low riders to your bra in 5 minutes.

to see young men walking around with their pants falling down lays testament to the bullshit lackadaisical attitude that is killing us right now. 'whaaazzup bro' - it's pardon actually and i'm not your bro. if i were i'd kick the snot out of you for representing the family like a street bum.

to see young woman stuff themselves into these things so tightly they have to swing their legs sideways to make forward progress is also unappealing. read again. you look like a fat stuffed sausage not a sexy starlet. sorry to be the voice of reality.

2nd - vancouver city workers who pick mid summer to strike. man - oh - man its tough to be pc with you. one one hand i understand how your $25 / hr, over extended myself problems have become everyone elses. your fucking greedy and you don't understand the economics of a business in that things can't just keep going up.

if i overextend myself and try to live beyond my means - i'm fucked. i could strike but no one would care. (kind of like you right now). similarly, you wait until it affects people the most - mid summer. 'they won't talk so we will strike', it's their fault. reminds me of listening to my kids blame each other for who's fault it is in my house. at some point daddy has to step in and restore order. same will happen with you. like the last time you went on strike for 6 weeks, and got the 1% raise over 3 years. brilliant cupe leadership there. fucking morons.

does the word terrorism come into your minds? that's where people hold other people hostage to get what they want. PRAY this high panter never gets into political power because like Ronald Reagan, I would tell you all to fuck off and bring in people who do think $25 / hr + + + is a decent wage. shit, i'd build them affordable housing while i'm at it.

3rd - and just as i'm thinking about all of this bullshit, over dinner while we're educating our kids on how to and not to behave, i sink my teeth into a new aged 50 pound, lasts 3 weeks steroid, seedless, tinted window watermelon.

are you kidding me? its like eating a foam pillow. give me back the 1 month to grow, lasts 3 days before it rots, has a few black seeds that i can swallow or spit out, but tastes like watermelon experience and stop trying to make things better for us all. your not. stop fucking with nature, because you are only making it worse.