His name was Medhy, but maybe it should be Mehdy, because I’m not impressed. Thanks to Sword reader “Ryan” who “found him a couple months ago on an escort profile” for being a bigger whore and a better stalker than me.

This just goes to show you how good photography (and a lot of Photoshop!) can do wonders for the most average looking person. Granted, he’s not the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen (and yes, of course I’d still sleep with him, duh), but compare and contrast his Exterface photo with one of his real photos from his GayRomeo.com (I know, I know) profile:

On the bright side, his Gay Romeo profile (he’s a hooker in Paris, btw) does include two coveted cock shots, and it’s even bigger than I imagined. Whoa:

Also of note in his profile, he lists himself as a top only, and he populated the field next to Kissing with the word “No.” Goodbye, Medhy.