2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?

Odells IPA

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?

Colorado National Golf Course

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

Fuck no, the reason I even put this damn question is was because of how irritated I was seeing what was going on when I left class last night. A HS was having graduation at the CU basketball arena and I couldn't help but laugh at the cheering, car honking, crying and all the other bullshit happening as if these kids actually accomplished something. Nice work junior, you are now qualified to for at Starbucks!!! High school now = middle school 30 years ago.

5. If you had the opportunity to bang whoever you think is the hottest woman in the world, but that ensured Lebron and the Heat won the NBA championship, would you do it? (and your wife/gf were ok with it you sissys)

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

Depends on who it is. There are several special-ed and special needs kids that struggle to graduate every year. That should definitely be celebrated.

5. If you had the opportunity to bang whoever you think is the hottest woman in the world, but that ensured Lebron and the Heat won the NBA championship, would you do it? (and your wife/gf were ok with it you sissys)

It'd be, "All Hail the King!"

Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?

Mila Kunis

"Dammit you piss me off. I f#ckin hate you and I hope you f#cking get killed by a rabid polar bear you douche bag."

Agree with Ziner, it has to go Art, then LeBron. LeBron took himself away, Art took one of the best up-and-coming front offices for a great franchise away. Think we would've won a title with Ozzie as GM? I think so.

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?

Great Lakes Eliot Ness or Yuengling. Would depend on availability.

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?

Haven't played much golf, so unfortunately it's Manakiki. Much better then Highland Hills.

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

Recognized? Sure. Truly celebrated? Probably not, although it's more of a life milestone (going to college, moving out, becoming an adult) kind of thing. I can understand throwing a party after a HS graduation, but I do not understand the screaming of "THAT'S MY BABY!!!" when they receive their diploma.

5. If you had the opportunity to bang whoever you think is the hottest woman in the world, but that ensured Lebron and the Heat won the NBA championship, would you do it? (and your wife/gf were ok with it you sissys)

I don't think that the Mavs can beat the Heat anyways, so sure. And I don't have a wife/gf to worry about.

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

Come on. No way. Think of some of the retards you know with HS degrees. It would be like listing having a child as an accomplishment. Anyone can have a child. Raising a child right is an accomplishment. Anyone can get a HS degree. Taking what you learn in school up until age 18 and doing something with it is what the accomplishment is.

5. If you had the opportunity to bang whoever you think is the hottest woman in the world, but that ensured Lebron and the Heat won the NBA championship, would you do it? (and your wife/gf were ok with it you sissys)

Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?

If you could guarantee me LeBron would never win a title, I would say no. I would hate to pass on that, just to have them win it next year.

Scarlett Johannson

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?

Bud Light, drink-ability.

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?

Too hard to say.

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

Good question, now that you made me think about it, no not really.

5. If you had the opportunity to bang whoever you think is the hottest woman in the world, but that ensured Lebron never wins a NBA championship, would you do it? (and your wife/gf were ok with it you sissys)

Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?

I think you worded that wrong, I'm assuming you meant it assured LBJ would win.

Yes I would do it and right now at this moment I'm thinking it would be Vanessa Marcil, she's the new Diane, had to put Diane in the HOF.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?

Coors Light.

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?

Probably Bunker Hill...and that's sad.

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

No way.

5. If you had the opportunity to bang whoever you think is the hottest woman in the world, but that ensured Lebron never wins a NBA championship, would you do it? (and your wife/gf were ok with it you sissys)

Absolutely. Couldn't care less who wins the NBA Title.

Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?

Carrie Underwood. But Miranda Lambert's a close second. She's really moved up my list.

A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe

1. Who is really the 2nd most hated man in Cleveland?Officer Falcoski, he gave me a ticket for having a fire at a tailgate.

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?Coors Light

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?I fucking hate golf.

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?Not with the current curriculum give-aways.

5. If you had the opportunity to bang whoever you think is the hottest woman in the world, but that ensured Lebron never wins a NBA championship, would you do it? (and your wife/gf were ok with it you sissys)I hate the NBA too.Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?Dana Scully

swerb wrote:Come on. No way. Think of some of the retards you know with HS degrees. It would be like listing having a child as an accomplishment. Anyone can have a child. Raising a child right is an accomplishment. Anyone can get a HS degree. Taking what you learn in school up until age 18 and doing something with it is what the accomplishment is.

You should see it down here. You would think those kids just won the lottery and are set for life. Graduation looks like the Jerry Springer Show. The saddest thing is that they have peaked at 18.

1. Who is really the 2nd most hated man in Cleveland?LBJ

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?High Life Light

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?http://www.baycreekresort.com/golf/golf.asp Amazing. Even the geese where clean.

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?No. Until I moved south, I didn't know there was another option.

5. Edit: I can't word this question properly

What would you pick. Sex with the woman of your dreams or Lebron never winning a championship. LBJ never wins. I'm a hater.

1. Who is really the 2nd most hated man in Cleveland?Art Modell. Among die-hard fans I'd say Art Modell is #1. But the young fan or the casual fan still has the fresh wound from Lebron and may not remember/know the pain Art inflicted.

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?Yuengling Lager

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?Troon North in Scottsdale, AZ

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?Only for special needs kids. If you were able to tie your shoes by the age of 12, then no.

5. Edit: I can't word this question properly

What would you pick. Sex with the woman of your dreams or Lebron never winning a championship. Lebron never winning a championship. And I don't even care for the NBA but that guy's an a-hole and I know how important it is to him to win a bunch.

Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?N/A

"And three of the better guys in franchise history, Daugherty, Z and now Kyrie could get hurt in a rubber room full of cotton balls." - Leadpipe

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

5. Edit: I can't word this question properly

What would you pick. Sex with the woman of your dreams or Lebron never winning a championship.

Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?

1. LeBron, close second to Art.

2. Harp

3. Played golf twice since the end of high school. Did play a CC down in Texas with a relative, outside Austin. Saw a rattlesnake on a green.

4. Graduating highschool is a stepping stone in life, to go on and achieve greater success. Celebrate it with the traditional party, etc.. but those who treat it like the pinnicle of their lives are in for a rude awakening post graduation.

5. LeBron never winning. I'm married, I can have sex whenever she wants.5a. Kendra Wilkinson. I bet she has skills.

2. If you had to choose one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?

3. Nicest golf course you have ever played?

4. Is graduating high school an accomplishment that should be celebrated?

5. Edit: I can't word this question properly

What would you pick. Sex with the woman of your dreams or Lebron never winning a championship.

Edit: 5a. who would be the chick?

1. Pup.

2. Yeungling (whatever one they want to give me be it Lager, Porter, Balck& Tan, Chesterfield, whatever. Great utilitarian beer)

3. Vinks Chip and Putt, Willoughby Ohio. Place was lit at night. Not nearly as well-lit as most people who played it, but c'mon. It had LIGHTS, 9 holes and was a par 30 that you could play (drunk or sober) with a 7-iron and putter.

4. It's an accomplishment so much as a rite of passage. None of you old men had a graduation party, acted like assholes when you were out of school and typically thought the sun rose and set on your ass every day? Get off my lawn.

And Christ, next week ya gonna belittle the 1 yr Birthday party as a group of enabling, fawning adults letting a one year old with shit in his drawers smear cake all over himself in terms of that being an accomplishment?

Weddings are a real fucking accomplishment too. And Irish wakes.

5. What was the question? I lost my mind there for a second. Oh yeah... I don't care anymore about what LeBron wins. Doesn't define him to me anymore. Maybe that's the reality of the situation sinking in or maybe it's distance from 'date of dicking'. But I don't care.

Not to mention I married the chick of my dreams 21 years ago and I'm good with all that. And no, she ain't here or looking over my shoulder.

Not to mention I married the chick of my dreams 21 years ago and I'm good with all that.

I feel the same way...... but anytime I say it my friends call me pussy whipped. But they're all stupid.

I'm older so my friends don't call me that as often as they may have before.

Mostly because many are either divorced, miserable, alone or maybe a combination of all three.

I'm in this boat too, movie star crushes dont quite have the same pull they used to, or maybe will in 30 years.

Besides, I cant believe people are picking all these pampered movie star divas as their dream screw. Please. If I'm picking someone for a once in lifetime fuck they better do all the shit my wife wont, I'll be goddamned if I'm picking some pampered prude movie star for that task. Your chances of being disappointed there are large.

And if that aint what you're going for, you might as well be jerking off to one of their Big screen titty scenes instead.

4)it's a milestone that does need a celebration but not to the extenet that some parents do.

5) James could have a ring for every finger, at this point I don't care b/c there'd still be no banner in Cleveland.

5a) The Body

Galley Boys are slop on top of a so-so burger and a bun you coulde get from a Covneninet food mart generic pack. They the Antoine Joubert of burgers; soft, sloppy, oozing grease and cheap sauce and extremely overrated by a biased fan base. Proof that if you throw enough cheap sauce shit on a burger you still can't overcome the lame burger. -JB