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05 September 2012

Fuck The Fingerstache

Here she goes again; Wanky Ms. Wanks-a-lot!

Aww come on, it's not always like that. Oh, wait, umm, yeah it kinda is like that. Whatever! Opinions: I have them. I will now share my opinion on the fucking fingerstache. God I hate those stupid things. It's not clever and it's gotten beyond old.

This is not clever/funny anymore.

I'm sorry but does anyone remember what happened to SpongeBob when he ripped his pants? I'll tell you, everyone got tired of it!

Okay everyone, you can stop now. It's not funny or clever. Leave it the fuck alone and move on to something better. It's been almost a decade since the finger mustache supposedly reared it's ugly head into the world. And since then has gained a following of morons with no sense of individuality. Now you can even get a variety pack of fingerstaches!

You can have one for any occasion!

I am tired of seeing this tattoo. But you know what is equally horrifying, the fact that the fingers are not the only acceptable place for the 'stache:

I wonder how much money the doctors that do laser removals make off of lame tattoo removal. The sad part about the fingerstache is that it's on your finger. So it's not like you can cover it like a tramp stamp.

I like to write, I don't care if you don't like it. I do it for fun. Not to be your little monkey puppet to amuse you at my own expense. However, feel free to be amused...I'm just not your monkey puppet.

This is a reincarnation of my old blog (anything pre 2011) that I stupidly erased and then went on to use Tumblr. I FUCKING HATE TUMBLR! It is for 14 year olds that have no attention span so posting anything on there is pointless. So I am painfully and most time consumingly (that's a word now) migrating old posts into this blog. Anything migrated has been appropriately dated. So the recent posts are recent duh!

Dear Blog,I will never leave you again for the allure of a wretched site like Tumblr . I love you blog, I know you love me back too. Except when you fail to load pages you stubborn bitch. But I still love you.Faithfully; your long lost love,Susie