Hugh "Skip" McGee III is not happy. The former Lehman Brothers head of investment banking/current Barclays employee of the same title is specifically not happy with the hippies at The Kinkaid School. You see, kids, The Kinkaid School is an institution Skippy spends good money to send his children to and lately? The commune seems to be poisoning the McGees' minds in a dangerous way. And to be honest, Skip has had it. He's held his tongue 'til now but not anymore. So what's going to happen, is Skip is going to sit down and lose his shit in a letter to the school, demanding the dismissal of a whole buncha personnel, and come seriously close to giving himself a hernia. You wanna know why? Skip's got three reasons: 1. The school made a bunch of high school boys very upset (not just upset, "humiliated") when it wouldn't let them dress in drag for a pep rally. 2. Something about "a gay female coach" who The Skipper wants fired. 3. (The pièce de résistance:) History teacher Leslie Lovett should also be fired because she injects her 'leftist invective' in the curriculum and said mean, hurtful things about investment bankers, particularly those working for Lehman and Barclays, and made Skippy's son cry. Luckily, Skip Jr. wiped his eyes, stood up to Ms. Lovett and said, you are wrong about my dad! He wanted to save Lehman. He wanted to save Lehman so bad!

Skip is deadly serious about these charges (if his demands are not met he's threatening to pull his third child out of the school and send her to another Houston prep school), so we strongly suggest you read the entire thing. We almost didn't post this because it starts off kind of slow and we got distracted by other stuff. Then something, I don't know what-- the ghost of Dick Fuld, with whom the Skipper has some beef-- told us to give it a second look. Thank god we did, or we would've missed gems like:

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* "So this letter is about much more than a cancelled pep rally--it's about taking back control of the Kinkaid School." * "Mr. Saltman finally appeared at the back of the theater and, pointing with his finger, yelled at the top of his lungs, 'I told you not to do this! This pep rally is over!'" * "I have never seen the air taken out of a room like that." * "My wife Susie spends time at the school nearly every day on something, and I have never seen her so mad at Kinkaid." * "The pep rally incident is just a symptom of a broader problem. As I said in the opening paragraph of this letter, this is not about a pep rally." * "Many are concerned about whether they can change schools - I am not, as I know St. Johns will take another McGee in a heartbeat." * "On behalf of the 'silent majority,' I tell you that this cancelled [sic] pep rally is the 'tipping point' for many families."Skip McGee Letter [PDF] Earlier: Comp Watch '09: Hugh "Skip" McGee

Have you ever had construction going on nearby your home? Was it loud? Annoying? Did keep it keep you up in the middle of the night? Did you seriously consider opening your window and screaming "Hey! Shut the hell up down there!" or even confronting the people making all that racket face to face? Olivier Desbarres can relate. Or at least he can half relate. Because while most of you were probably talked out of making some sort of scene, either by your significant other or your own impulse control, on October 20th Desbarres decided to go in another direction, the one that involved introducing himself to the construction workers building a house near his own by screaming "I'm gonna go after you, I will haunt you, I'm gonna burn your fucking house down, I will find your fucking family," a task he noted would be fairly simple and straightforward ("I can find [them] very easily," he explained, "I'm a man with resources"), in case there were doubts (a fairly reasonable concern, as there are a lot of people in Singapore and how were these guys supposed to know he had an army of Barclays researchers at his disposal?). Still worried that the group wasn't taking his threats seriously on account of the casual look he was sporting that morning-- shorts and sandals-- Desbarres then picked up some sheet metal and launched it in their direction, presumably to demonstrate he meant business.* Although that would have been a good time to make his exit, at that point Desbarres noticed that one of the men had been recording him without his consent, leading to: “You’re filming me? You think that’s good? Put your fucking phone down because I’m going to wait for you to come out and take that phone and shove it up your fucking ass.” According to one local publication, this whole thing started because the construction crew began working at 8:45am one day in October instead of 9am, the time Desbarres preferred. In related news, according to a person familiar with Barclays' policies concerning construction site meltdowns, "We consider such behavior and language unacceptable. It does not meet the high standard of conduct that we expect of our employees." Desbarres, who is no longer with the bank, has not yet returned Dealbreaker's call for comment.** Foul-mouth foreigner threatens workers and warns he will hunt down their families [Stomp] Barlcays Far Too Candid Camera [Sunday Times via Ian Fraser] Barclays Capital Appoints Olivier Desbarres as Head of FX Strategy, Asia-Pacific Ex-Japan [BarCap] Related (re: Barclays employees losing their shit in public): Barclays Global Head of Investment Banking Writes Tear-Stained Letter To Son’s School, Demands Teacher’s Firing For Trash Talking Barclays, Making Son Cry *Insane ranting + shorts + sandals can leave room for interpretation re: is this guy serious or not; insane ranting + shorts + sandals + grabbing whatever shit from a construction site is within arm's reach and throwing at people is generally-- though not always!-- pretty clear. **Possibly because we called in the middle of the night local time and he is on his way to New York to throw a piece of sheetrock at us; you know how he gets when his sleep is interrupted.