12.28.2011

Clay Matthews came out of the same draft as Brian Cushing after both players went to USC and dominated there. Cushing was drafted ahead of Matthews in the first round. Now we're going to see who is better looking and cooler. First, we have Cushing.

What a little turd muffin. It looks like he has a little burnt spot on his head. Plus he got caught with steroids and is really ugly.

Yep, you guessed it. Clay Matthews is much, much better than Brian Cushing in every which way. He is better looking, he has flowing hair that is so much better than Cushing's. The cherry on top, he won NFC Defensive player of the year, not too shabby. Oh and who has won a Super Bowl?

12.27.2011

Welcome to the Green Bay Packers, Randall Cobb. We don't need you, Aaron Rodgers has too many weapons...Psyche! Aaron Rodgers can never have too many qeapons and I am so pumped to have Randall Cobb aboard this team. He could be like the Percy Harvin or Reggie Bush for this team. Someone teams all have to game plan around and take note of. I'm really excited to see how the coaching staff integrates him into the offense and I bet they have sweet packages for him. Here are some sweeet pics of my new favorite Packer.

12.22.2011

Yep folks, it's that time of year. A-Rod vs. A-Rod. There is nothing like it and it times to figure out who is hotter. Let's start with some pictures.

Here's what really gets me going besides the perfect body, the body language. Rodgers is a stud and he knows it, just look at all that swagger it's unbelievable.

Thank goodness I'm wearing a diaper because Alex Rodriguez is a s-t-u-d. My oh my is he a hottie. He's got the eye of the tiger and the body to go with it. Look at those arms and those eyes. Damn. And the winner is....

Oh yeah. I'm not picking Rodgers because this is a Packer player site. I'm picking him because he truly is the hotter guy with the hotter personality to go with it. Plus, he wears green and gold.

The Packers return to primetime this Sunday night as the rivalry between the Pack and the Chicago between finishes up its next chapter. The game will be Lambeau this Sunday night, so tickets are available. That being said they are selling out fast, so get them while you can. And if you can’t, the game will be televised on NBC at 7:20. Go Pack Go!

12.19.2011

Donald Driver has said that he would like to play football until he is forty. Are you kidding me? He's going to be like Stephen Hawkin. Seriously Donald, I love you to death and love watching you play, but you got to retire! It's not good for you, you gotta quit while you're ahead with football. We've got Greg Jennings, Jordy Nelson, and James Jones! The Bears and Vikings don't have any receivers that good! We'd love to have you, but want to see you live past 60. Thank you,

12.15.2011

For me, this is a really tough decision. Greg Jennings has those big white teeth that you look for in a smile. Rodgers has some real nice looking teeth, but what really puts Aaron Rodgers' smile over the top for me is those dimples. It reminds of me of a kid getting ice cream from an ice cream truck. There is just no topping those dimples and for that, Aaron Rodgers slightly edges out Greg Jennings in a smile contest.

12.14.2011

Brett Goode is definitely the coolest long snapper in NFL history. The reason being is that he is the only long snapper in NFL history that I know of. I love you Brett, and you are definitely my favorite Brett in Packer history. Let's compare the two Brett's in terms of overall sexiness.

This is Brett Goode. Very, very sexy overall. I really love the little hairs on his chinny chin chin.

Nice weird helmet hair Brett. Okay so the younger Brett Favre is cuter but present day Goode vs present day Favre and Goode is clearly the winner.

The Packers travel to Kansas City to take on the chiefs. An intriguing match up to watch will be between Dwayne Bowe and Charles Woodson. Will Woodson shut him down or will Bowe continue to play like a pro bowl wide receiver? You will just have to tune into to find out! The game will be televised on FOX at noon.

12.12.2011

Tim Masthay is for sure the Packers punter now and I love it. it's really nice to have stability at the position and it's something that I have been waiting for for quite some time. Masthay is an absolute stud and I've been waiting for a guy exactly like him to take the reigns on this job and really run with it. Here are some really sweet pictures of Masthay punting for the Pack.

You know he's just crushing this ball. No doubt about it

I mean is there any doubt he's killing this ball. I have to say, Masthay looks extremely dorky and should take tips from Sam Shield or Clay Matthews on how to wear a football uniform. He should also get stronger too.

12.07.2011

The Packers return to Lambeau this week to take on the Oakland Raiders. The Packers run defense will have there hands full when they take on Darren McFadden. Also Greg Jennings will be in for a pickle when he goes one on one with arguably the best cornerback in the game, Nnamdi Asomugha. Anyway, tickets will be available for you to buy through Ticket King, but if you can’t make it the game will be televised on CBS Sports at noon.

11.30.2011

Atari Bigby signed with the Seattle Seahawks in hopes of reviving his career. He has had little luck with that. He has been given a reserve role on the team and is not looking like he will become a starter any time. I have a question for you Packer fans, do you think Bigby looks better in a Packer uniform or a Seahawk uniform? Answer via a comment

11.28.2011

Oh Sam. We love love love you as a member of the Packers, but I got to wag my finger at you for your involvement in the University of Miami scandal. Nevin Shapiro, the man who provided players with lots of benefits, claims that he bought Shields a 42 inch flat screen tv. He also gave Shields access to night clubs and his mansion.

First of all, do you blame Shields? I sure don't. If someone was offering me this type of stuff for free I would take it as well. It's the coaches fault for letting Shapiro around the players.

11.25.2011

The Green Bay Packers signed Matt Wilhelm away from the San Diego Chargers. Matt Wilhelm is a B-O-S-S and is very good looking. With our first article about him, I want to have a contest to see who is sexier: Matt Wilhelm of the Packers or Matt Wilhelm the BMX rider.

Haha okay so this wasn't even a contest. Clearly the Packers Matt Wilhelm is much sexier than the little alien Matt Wilhelm who rides bikes.

11.23.2011

In an article by Bill Huber, he talked to Green Bay Packer Defensive Line Coach Mike Trgovac called it a "blessing" to coach the likable journeyman defensive lineman, who got a "real job" to keep in shape for the season.

Want to know what the real blessing is? Packer fans get to look at his big beautiful butt for all of his career. Here are some pictures of that gorgeous specimen.

11.22.2011

Because it is Thanksgiving every Packers fan knows what that means: Next week the Packers travel to Ford Field to take on the young upstart Lions. The Packers offensive line will have there hands full when they take on the talented duo of Ndamukong Suh and Nick Farley. Also the match up between Charles Woodson and Calvin Johnson will be an enticing one to watch. The game will be televised on FOX at 11:30 am.

11.21.2011

I already talked about in an earlier post about how big of a bum Cullen Jenkins is. Jenkins signed with the Philadelphia Eagles this past offseason and is one of my least favorite Packers of all time. There were extremely high expectations of him because of his immense talent but he never fully fulfilled them because he is lazy. Luckily for the Packers, I think C.J. Wilson would be an adequate replacement for Jenkins and he has all the ability to be special in this league. Note to C.J., take advantage of this situation and run with it. Get that starting job!

This Sunday the Packers are back home at Lambeau for the second game in a row and take on the young upstart Tampa Bay Buccaneer. Tickets are available for purchase through Ticket King. However, if you can’t make the game it will be televised on FOX at noon.

11.15.2011

I, like many, was very interested in seeing if Nick Collins had a girlfriend or not. I have some sad news ladies, he does. He has a wife and three kids to be exact and it really is a said day for all Packer groupies. I for one think that Nick Collins is the sexiest player on the defense. Let's take a look at his wife though and judge her critically.

Hey, I give credit when credit is due and credit is due my friend. Unreal catch by Nick Collins. I don't even feel bad she looks like a genuinely nice person who Collins didn't just marry for looks. She looks like a real person and not some trashy bimbo that most other players marry. Well played Nick.

11.14.2011

Are you ready for some Monday Night Football?!?! I know I am and I can’t wait for the Packers to take on across the boarder rival, Minnesota Viking this Monday night at 7:30 on ESPN. However we are selling tickets to the game, but tickets are hot and selling out fast so be sure to get them ASAP.

11.09.2011

Charles Woodson has to be my favorite Packer. He's well spoken, tough as hell, and plays his butt off for this team. There is a reason he is one of the best players in the league. He's extremely well respected an expert of his craft.

A fun fact about Woodson is that he is one of very few players to win the Heisman Trophy as a defensive player. Here's a clip of his Michigan career

11.07.2011

Frank Zombo is a really cool guy. What better way to get to know him than learn some random facts about him.

Zombo grew up cheering for the Detroit Lions. He took a mission trip to Atlanta during Spring Break of 2008. His favorite player growing up was Herman Moore. Zombo is single and lives in Sterling Heights, Michigan. Here are some sexy pictures of Frank.

11.03.2011

The Packers head out west to sunny California to take on the San Diego Chargers. In what should be a fun quarterback match up, with the two of the elite QB’s in our man Aaron Rodgers going head to head with Philip Rivers, this is a game you won’t want to miss. The game will be televised on FOX at 3:15.

11.02.2011

Poor Desmond Bishop. He didn't make it into the White House when the Green Bay Packers visited in honor of their Super Bowl Championship. He wasn't not allowed in because of his attitude or political affiliations, he wasn't let in because he forgot his id! You know that he couldn't even sleep the night before because he was so excited that he was going to meet the president and get inside the White House, but no! Poor Desmond was rejected and unable to make it inside the White House. I've got really good news for Desmond, he can just go to the White House next time when the Packers win the Super Bowl this season!

10.28.2011

While they work as one on the field to defend their Super Bowl title, they are allowed to have an off field battle over whose hair is better. This is a crucial battle and I think it's close. Let's take a look at the evidence.

Wow, it's very close. Here's what I have to say: AJ's hair is a little to strangly for my liking. It looks unkept and stringy. Clay Matthews is think and free flowing and that's why I think he won this very easily.

10.25.2011

Look at this picture of Cullen Jenkins. He looks like such a lost idiot. As Walter from the Big Lebowski would say "You're like a child, wondering into a movie..."
Is anyone else super pumped that Cullen Jenkins is now a Philadelphia Eagle? I know I am. Good riddance Cullen. He was a guy who didn't give it his all on each play and was a pretty lousy player in general. He had trouble shedding his blockers last season and he lacks the burst and speed off the edge to have a huge impact. I mean we have Ryan Pickett, B.J. Raji, and Clay Matthews. As if we need Cullen Jenkins....

News Flash Cullen: You look like shit in a Eagles uniform and I hope they don't win the Super Bowl this season.

10.20.2011

The board rivalry between the Packers and the lowly Vikings is about heat for the 2011-2012 regulars season as the Packers travel cross state to the Metrodome. Nonetheless, because Ticket King is located also in Minnesota, you can pick up tickets for the game if you want. If you can’t make it the game will be televised on FOX this Sunday at 3:15.

10.19.2011

Well, it was ten years ago in April that Ryan Pickett was selected by the St Louis Rams in the 1st round of the NFL Draft with the 29th pick. In honor of this, I'm going to honor him with ten of my favorite things about Ryan Pickett

1. the "Ett" at the end of his last name. Sounds like pick it off like an interception, without it, this is a terrible last name.

10.17.2011

But in case they hadn't resigned him, I'm going to write a potential letter to Mike McCarthy that I would have written had the Packers not decided to resign him.

Dear Musty Mike McCarthy,
You have gone too far Mike. You have gone much too far. Sure, you can get rid of Daryn Colledge and Donald Lee but you really took it too far this time. John Kuhn is the heart and soul of this fricken team and if you hadn't resigned him I would have started the fire Mike McCarthy chant at Lambeau. Kuhn is everything I hope and pray for in a NFL player. He's selfless, tough, and plays hard on every single play. Getting rid of him means you are getting rid of everything you stand for. You just lost a fan, a very, very depressed fan.

10.13.2011

Flashback time folks. Who here remembers when Graham Harell was a college superstar? I'm not sure if anyone else does, but I sure do. The Texas Tech Raiders had the most vaunted offense in the nation and Graham Harrell was the head of that offense. Here are clips of that offense right here

Hey, if Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn get hurt, I wouldn't mind seeing Harrell throw around the pigskin a little bit.