TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher__________________________

@NobleRoseI think I read somewhere that those were real answers given to questions in real classrooms. They were not fiction.

what will you say about this:

Creditor: Hello, is your dad at home?

Kid: No, he is hiding under the bed and he told me to tell everyone that he is not at home.The father had instructed the kid to answer No. I guess he obeyed, quite all right. The man shouldn't have ask a child to tell lies. It was too much confusion to the boy's mind. So he told the truth.