Ok so, the moment I read this I started looking for a pic of my stepmom. But then I decided that I didn't want to get threatened AGAIN for libel. So, with that in mind, I settled for this...

Things I hate the most all have to do with people - mostly with people who do not realize their limits and work with it or around it. If your mental capacity is not that great, accept it, don't try to pretend as if you are smart. If you don't like me, acknowledge the fact and keep away, don't play hypocrite. If you are a total bitch (like myself on most occasions), embrace your inner bitch and let her shine. And for Buddha's sake:

...DON'T DO THIS!!! People (ladies especially), KNOW YOUR LIMIT! Not only is it nasty and unattractive as hell, its the most risky thing you could ever do. I have never drank to the point of throwing up and/or passing out and my last friend that did got a good bitch slap which she was too drunk to remember anyway. Bear in mind that some men are cruel creatures who will feed you liquor to take advantage of you and not care much whether you can handle it or not. And the moment you get to that level where you are past 'tipsy enough to have sex' and way into 'might ruin the seats of my car', you are as good as ditched.

I am begging my fellow females to protect themselves. Drink only what you can manage, look out for telltale signs that you have reached your limit and counteract the effects of alcohol by interchanging alcohol beverages with water or a sweet drink. And also, at all times, make sure that you have an alternate drive home just in case your designated driver is drunk or you get ditched by the asshole who made you drink in the first place.

Back to the relevance of this to my title. I'm not giving this advice because I care about my 'fellow females'. Unless you are my nearest and dearest friends, I could care less. The only reason I am saying this is because, as I said, I absolutely abhor such disgusting behaviour and if and when I do see it...I LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

The Strange Individual

I am a University graduate who just entered into the world of work. I have crazy thoughts and a twisted lifestyle. Everyone claims my life should be a book so since I can't remember every episode of everyday and they can't all fit in one book, I figure it might be more beneficial to do this. Here goes...