Back when WhiteRat posted those pics of the giant cat, he said something about the owners feeding it human food, and I thought it was odd that a cat would eat anything that we eat, other than meat. Since getting this cat though, I've seen him eat some weird stuff. He eats fucking cheetos and grapes. I have to make sure I put anything that's out into the cupboards when I leave my apartment.

YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

I remember seeing a clip where a woman cheated on her husband with his brother and they went to Maury to know who is the father of the child. They celebrate like hell when the results come in and declare that the husband's brother is not the father, only to start insulting each other when they learn that the husband isn't the father either.