To set up such a site, we just need a recent photo, then age it by two weeks to improve the chances of BUK being recognized.
Just in case any Perl monk has abducted BrowserUk, it is never too late to do the right thing.

After studying the images displayed by your link at length,
I am now convinced that the cryptic
lurid green blob
reference on
his home node is telling us
that BrowserUk is, in fact, an alien.
Perhaps he has simply returned to his home planet.