The how crunchy are you Test

Crunchiness (or granola-ness) is not the same as being a hippie. Possibly, people who are crunchy/granola are grown-up hippies, who have things like career paths (frequently in non-profit organizations) and, possibly, don't smell like patchouli. Possibly they are merely a sub-species of "urban liberal". Possibly there are other explanations.
This test will show, without a doubt, how crunchy you are.