Tuesday, March 28, 2017

While I was having dinner with a friend at her condo last Saturday night, and after hearing "my story", she told me to download this gay dating app and give it a try.

And then I was like, "Ummm....no. That app is only for those who are looking for hook ups and sex. I wanna preserve my virginity for the right guy (LOL)."

"Who are you....the VinVin Mary?", she said.

"Uhmmm...yes. Worship me now."

To cut the long story short, I still downloaded the app when I got home that night (LOL again). I uploaded some photos and put very little information about me. I browsed at some of the guys' profiles and "liked" some of them. Probably around 4 or 5. And then I got bored.

The following day, around yesterday afternoon, I opened the app again and I found out that I received 3 messages from 3 different users.

1st message: "Hi! You're VinVin the blogger, right!? OMG I had been following your blog ever since I was in high school! You like bags, right? Because I'm selling Coach bags. 😊"

Ok so first, he made me feel old. Second, fudge, it's not a good idea to put your real name as an alias for dating apps like this. 😂😂😂 Third, if I wanted to buy a bag, I should've just used OLX or Carousell. 😒😒😒

My response: "Hi! No. Sorry. I'm just a poseur." 😂😂😂

2nd message: "Hi Sir, massage po."

Ok so first, he called me a "Sir." A SIR!!! I was wearing an off-shoulder top in my photo and yet he called me a SIR (LOL). And second, like...the F?! If I wanted a massage, I would've just gone to The Spa with my Tita Rachel Pena.

HORRORS!!! My world shattered. I felt so violated. LOL. NO. NO. NO. I'm the VinVin Mary and I'm reserving my virginity and first true love kiss for the right guy even if I'm already turning 30 years old this year. And this guy doesn't even have a photo showing his face. Just a topless photo of a headless guy. How scary is that?

My response: None. Message deleted.

I also uninstalled the app last night and just watched "Barcelona A Love Untold" on Cinema One. And then I cried while Kathryn Bernando was telling Daniel Padilla this line: