Ex-White House Press Secretaries’ Current Jobs, Ranked

We probably don't have to tell you who comes in last.

What’ll Sarah Huckabee Sanders do next? No idea. But here’s what the other living people who’ve been White House press secretary in the last 30 years are up to—ranked, by our entirely subjective lights, from most to least impressive.

1. George Stephanopoulos (Clinton, 1993)

Anchor, GMA and This Week

2. Jay Carney (Obama, 2011–14)

Senior VP, global corporate affairs, Amazon

3. Dana Perino (G.W. Bush, 2007–09)

Anchor, Fox News

4. Robert Gibbs (Obama, 2009–11)

Chief communications officer, McDonald’s

5. Jake Siewert (Clinton, 2000–01)

Global head of corporate communications, Goldman Sachs

6. Josh Earnest (Obama, 2014–17)

Chief communications officer and senior VP, United

7. Ari Fleischer (G.W. Bush, 2001–03)

President, Ari Fleischer Communications, which has repped the NFL and Pfizer