Forget the international financial meltdown - this week's hot news is that foxy minx celebutard, Playboy model and amateur grumble flick performer Kim Kardashian has definitely not indulged in jub enhancement.
The brunette world's answer to "One Night In" Paris Hilton was moved to counter scurrilous suggestions that her not …

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Who? And why should I care?

Let me guess, another talentless hack who for some reason 'celb-reportards' think shes worth commenting on because unlike a million other slappers dropped her knickers at some point! - WOW! thats news worthy!

*\. Grabbing my jacket, coz if this is turning into another crappy 'celb' site, I am offski!

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!4 year old in bikini picture - the sort of thing that with Sun and other redtops generates paedo-scaremongering stories about the internet. At least we can assume the model release form has been signed.

Re: @ Sarah

"Idiot."

C-cup since 11?

Ah school boy ma..del..emories...11 yrs old, first year in high school wandering around the school between classes with, at that age, your height putting your eyes right at the level where all those 5th year and sixth form chesticles are...life was so much easier.....

Re: @Sarah 12:18GMT

14 year old in bikinis?

Somebody actually said that in today's world?

Indeed, so impressive is the makeover that one interior design analyst was moved to comment: "Hi I'm famous because I had sex on camera with some no-talented hack. With two wars and a financial crisis who gives a shit about Kim whatever's bedroom. You people are pathetic she's a wh0re. Kim do something that involves talent. Or play in traffic. Either one is good." ®

Sweet. Whoever that is, give them a payrise and have them write in as many papers as possible.

Celebutards?

This story leaves me feeling like a judge...

What exactly is a KimKardboardshin? Why would I care even slightly? Please Reg, Paris Hilton coverage is enough of a waste of innocent electrons (whilst Paris Hilton herself is a waste of perfectly decent oxygen), why invent nonentities to regurgitate press releases about?

Re: OK, I give ...

Screw the IT angle, just tell me who she is?

Does this mean she'll be releasing her own version of the very popular (yet wholly fictional) Paris Hilton Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset?

And Sarah, our lord Beelzebub is a pretty modern sort of guy you know, he works from home these days so no need for the skates, and hell has a lovely parade of demonic shops just round the corner from his bungalow so he generally just walks or gets the service bus (of unimaginable terror).

Who is she?

@oofie

"Let me guess, another talentless hack who for some reason 'celb-reportards' think shes worth commenting on because unlike a million other slappers dropped her knickers at some point! - WOW! thats news worthy!"

Yup, but she at least bears some resemblence to a real woman, unlike PH, where there's nothing to grab hold of. I'd be scared of breaking her in half...