A carefully made bed, with sheets stretched as tightly as they can reach and blankets tucked and pillows perfectly in step, not a wrinkle or rumple anywhere to be found? About as sexy as a tight-lipped, tight-assed librarian with her hair in a tight, unyielding bun and her Ship ‘n' Shore collar pressed flat against pale skin. But a bed that's just haphazardly thrown together, its sheets and blankets and comforter nestled within each other in a swirl of color and texture? Well, the librarian's let her hair down, and beneath the Ship ‘n' Shore is nothing but smoooooth sailing.