Radio Rando stops by to talk about Matt’s recent road trips, buying pants, and the proper time to ask a woman to marry you. Eric Wendell joins in on the phone to review 3 Days To Kill and “Da’ Virgins.”

Craig Coleman stops buy to talk about Matt’s new party lifestyle, Randy’s “free” couch, Bill Murray sightings, stripper pole schools, making rent from out of nowhere, The Surprise Store, and getting away from the cops even when you don’t deserve to. Wendell calls in to review The Monument Men. Joey Diaz calls in for a

Matt and Craig read tweets from the listeners. Craig reads a Facebook message he got from Wendell. Craig talks about the racist day laborer he hired. Craig’s grandfather kills Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and his father steals watermelons. Matt tells tales of police scanners at his parents’ house in Southern Maryland.