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(People are filling out surveys)
Doug: What? I don’t understand.
Nick: There are pens over there. You take a pen, take off the cap, put the pen on the paper and start to write the information it asks for.
Greg: Aw, you should have left off the last part.

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*Alan walks around Greg*
Greg: Why am I being orbited?
Alan: I am a moon!
Greg: You might be the sun, according to one in five Americans… according to the board ed art.
Nick: Wait… one of five Americans?
Nikunja: What five Americans do *you* know that orbit the earth?