The Locker Room: Kayne Lawton

Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player who plays for the Gold Coast Titans. I know this because his Wikipedia entry was checked. I check Wikipedia for two reasons. The first being that I don’t know dick about sports so there’s a need to relay SOME sort of legit info about the athlete in question. The second? I want to make sure the guy isn’t some sort of awful demon before the post about how doable he is goes up. It would be awful if he was bankrupting small businesses, slapping koala bears, and burning down Chuckie Cheese’s locations while we’re fantasizing about him dicking us in the ass. Friends have informed me that people are supposed to be less sexy when they’re evil. It hasn’t kicked in for me. Luckily there haven’t been any attractive serial killers as of yet.