A Heated Debate Between Two Charismatic Geniuses: A Cardinal Fan (Jeff Lung) and a Tiger Fan (Allen Krause)

Coco Crisp = Comedy Gold

For those of you anti-technocratic individuals stuck in 2005 where MySpace is your second life, Andruw Jones is your homerun leader and The Emancipation of Mimi rocks your screenless iPod Shuffle, let me tell ya: it’s time to get with the program.

Join us!

And by us I mean Red State Blue State — on Twitter, the hottest albeit most meaningless social networking site that has all the kids goin’ crazy.

Got n 2 KC last
night. That plane ride was by far the worst i’ve ever been on. i
thought fasho i was a goner. The last 5 mins of the the9:41 AM Apr 10th

of the flight the
plane was movin like a Wakefield knuckleball lol. i just new that was
it 4 me… us but we make it.9:41 AM Apr 10th

ANOTHER VICTORY!
John Buck had an awesome game. Right now tryin to make a mix tape 4
after we win, what we’ve been playin is terrible11:54 PM Apr 14th(*note: it seems Coco was just as surprised as us that the Royals won again)

i guess when i get back of this road trip ill check out the night life. im bout 2 check out im hella tired Gnite.10:59 PM Apr 15th

You see, dear readers, sometimes the creative mind is no match for stream of consciousness junkets created by extremely talented yet severely uneducated athletes.

I would not be surprised to see Red Bull and energy shots be banned in baseball in the future..
Crisp seriously needs to utilize the past generation’s “technology”: a book [or two].. Then again, what else do you expect from a guy who is fine w/ people calling him Coco?
And, though Twitter is pretty simplistic and hyped up more than it should be, I’m one of the addicted and I can’t help it.. so yes Jeffy, bring in the recruits, lol.. =)
– V [ http://flairforthedramatic.mlblogs.com ]

Julia — You’ll be happy you did. Believe me.
Jenn — Spiked with idiocy.
V — Red Bull may be the greenies of the present. You really like Twitter that much? I still don’t get it.
Melissa — Join the club.
Katie — Thanks!
Donnie — Gonna be a good one. The Redbirds put up a good fight!
Prince — I will make sure to NOT have a heart attack in NYC. Thanks for the pointers😉
–Jeff

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