'Punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to f***ing do it myself': Sorority girl's furious email rant to sisters

A furious email from a University of Maryland's Delta Gamma sorority girl accusing her sisters of 'f***ing up' and threatening to 'c*** punt' them has been leaked online.

According to Gawkerand Deadspin, the message was sent to the entire chapter by an executive board member.

It berated the girls for 'LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING [sic]' when interacting with the guys in Sigma Nu, the fraternity they were paired with during Greek Week.

Mail missive: A University of Maryland sorority girl's email rant to her sisters voicing her displeasure at their conduct during Greek Week has gone viral (stock)

After opening with 'tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough f**king ride,' she writes that 'for those of that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been F***ING UP.'

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In case there was any confusion, she clarifies with 'DOUBLE F***ING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE F***ING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE F***ING SUCK SO FAR.'

She also accuses the girls of 'talking about post-gaming' (i.e. going on to other parties) at rival fraternities.

SISTER TO SISTER: INSIDE THE DELTA GAMMA EMAIL RANT

'Don't f**king show up unless you're going to stop being a g*d**n c**k block for our chapter'

'I will f**king c**t punt the next person I hear about doing something like that'

'Are you people f**king retarded? That's not a rhetorical question'

'Newsflash you stupid c**ks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES'

'SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE F***ING SUCK'

'Are you people f***ing retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events,' she adds.

'I don't give a F*** if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO.' she rages.

She also complains that the girls have been cheering for other teams at sporting events. 'I will f**king c*** punt the next person I hear about doing something like that. . . I WILL F***ING ASSAULT YOU,' she continues.

To anyone offended by her missive, she offers the following advice: 'DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT. I'm not f***ing kidding. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER.'

'I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not f***ing awkward than 80 that are f***ing f*****s,' she adds.

For those who are uncomfortable approaching the opposite sex, she writes 'I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't f**king show up unless you're going to stop being a g*****n c*** block for our chapter.'

And finally, a word about policy enforcement: 'Seriously. I swear to f***ing God if I see anyone being a g*****n boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.'

In closing? 'for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize,' she writes, 'but I really don't give a f***.'