You voted. You shared your opinions in the comments. You monitored the polls carefully and sounded the clarion of truth when you suspected voter fraud. And now, after a week and change of voting, we have a winner in the most exciting and fraught poll of your adult life.

I appreciate this lots AND I’m always bummed when people don’t also mention her lifelong career as a woman in tech! She lived an incredible, pioneering life on a few levels. <3You can honor her memory by contributing to this scholarship fund: https://lesbianswhotech.org/.

On this week’s Big Time Dicks, we take a break from focusing on the cabal of living nightmares running the country and focus instead on the legacy of gay rights icon Edie Windsor. Windsor, who died last week at 88 years old, helped lay the foundation for the legalization of same-sex marriage in America.

If you have ever flipped on the tube after eating a ball of pot, settled on the most invigorating display of human physical abilities available on network television, American Ninja Warrior, and thought, “I could hang onto that chunk of plastic if money was on the line,” I’m here to say you are wrong! Like, so wrong!

Even though awards season should definitely begin when it is cold enough outside to wear a sweatshirt indoors, here we are—the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards are tonight, in the middle of September. Stephen Colbert is hosting the awards show and the Jezebel staff is hosting this liveblog. Just for fun, imagine an…

Hillary Clinton’s memoir, What Happened, should never have been written. Or maybe it’s a “feminist manifesto.” Or perhaps Clinton’s book is an unwelcome post-mortem, inspiring little more than “dread” and an audible “collective groan” from fellow Democrats. Maybe. Or maybe that response is just base misogyny, an “…

Sexual assault at universities is tied to some major American social issues of the day. Feminism. Intersectionality. Privilege. Factual feelings. Campus liberalism. The alt-right backlash. Transgender bathrooms (some have argued they must be shut down to protect women from being assaulted by libidinous perverts).…

It’s been nearly a week since Hurricane Harvey struck Houston, but local officials are just beginning to assess the damage and devastation of what is expected to be the costliest natural disaster in US history. Recovery efforts will take years, if not decades. There are a lot of ways Americans can help Houston right…

Jessica Chastain, fire-red light of my life who will always win the Oscar at the Academy Awards held in my heart, made a video in [what appears to be] an attempt to atone for an insensitive (and, frankly, embarrassing) tweet from earlier this week in which she shared a piece from Time complaining about the “alt-left.”

Recently, we discussed an important question here at Jezebel.com: What do you eat after sex? Suggestions were thrown out, debate was had, and conclusions were drawn. But in response to the poll question “What food goes well with sex?”, only 9.09 percent of respondents agreed that “an entire roasted chicken” was the…

From live audience T, the first episode is a talent show like AS2 and Thorgy does very well along with Dela and Shangela. Granted, the people with this T also were split between whether Darienne or Bebe were there, so take it with a grain of salt.

Imagine you’re a pig, and so is your dad. Imagine your dad sucks, but on a massive, historic level—let’s say he wanted to own other pigs and led an army to fight for his right to do so. Imagine one day your dad took a shit in the middle of the town square and then died. Imagine 100 years later, all the pigs in town…