Need some transmission work on your car? Look no further than Goorgen, a Burbank auto mechanic who has the best commercial in the world. "Shift it, shift it forward / shift it, shift it in reverse." It's like a low-budget music video. [via Buzzfeed]

It can be yours for $599 (or $299 with a three-year contract) after waiting in line outside the Meatpacking Apple store for six hours. Or, you know, you could just buy a Nokia for $20. [via Humor Train]

Miley Cyrus is on the new cover of V Magazine and came this close to giving herself some camel toe. [via D Listed]