It must be true... I read it in the tabloids

▪ Two suspected armed robbers were swiftly arrested last week after they held up a Baltimore-area bar packed with off-duty police officers celebrating a colleague’s retirement. Waving weapons, Joseph McInnis III and Tyree McCoy allegedly barged into Monaghan’s Pub an always in here.”

(Calley Matherly)

▪ A 16-yearold stallion with a flowing mane, rippling muscles, and a sleek black coat is being hailed as the world’s handsomest horse. Frederik the Great— who lives on an Arkansas stud farm—has a massive following on social media. “There will NEVER be a moron. It’s almost like watching a celebrity.”

▪ A Canadian man has been staging a protest outside an Ontario courthouse wearing only a pair of bright-green, Speedo-style underwear, while holding a sign reading “Return my bong.” Jeffrey Shaver, 31, says police arrested him and confiscated his marijuana and bong last year, even though he is a registered medical marijuana user. The paunchy Shaver intends to keep up his scantily clad protests until he gets his possessions back. “I seem to be known for it now,” he says. “I didn’t know it would blow up so big.” ■