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Sat, 17 Nov 2018 02:58:48 +0000Sat, 17 Nov 2018 02:58:48 +000060enAll rights reservedfeeds@soundcloud.com (SoundCloud Feeds)The drunken terrible fanfiction podcast that you never knew you needed (and your mother warned you about).
Join Stevo, David, Logan, Val, and Shawn as the Nighthorse crew takes on terribly terrible (erotic?) fanfiction weekly, accompanied by guests from the community, fanfiction writers, and random people we roped into suffering with us. Loose drinking rules for whenever you make a mistake, and you can see how this goes downhill quickly!
Episodes are recorded and broadcasted weekly on Wednesdays at 8PM EST, with edited versions posted on Fridays.
To listen to live episodes, submit a fanfiction for us to read, put in a request to be a guest on the show, join our Discord, and a ton of other stuff, head on over to http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/The drunken terrible fanfiction podcast that you …Friday Night Fanfictionfeeds@soundcloud.comNighthorse Mediayeshttp://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000419091042-xudg34-original.jpgFriday Night Fanfictionhttp://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/
tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/531141480Season 7 Episode 6 - Donkey ShowSat, 17 Nov 2018 02:58:48 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-7-episode-6-donkey-show
01:40:41Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Scout, Sara
We skate into the food court on our Heelys to buy some sweet Che Guevara T-Shirts as we dive deep into the red oceans of communism again. Scout and Sara join the crew for our second encounter with Harry Potter Becomes a Communist. Make sure to take Mom's credit card and share it with everyone, because that's how communism works!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/11/16/season-7-episode-6-donkey-show/Fanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (b…Fanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Scout, Sara
We skate into the food court on our Heelys to buy some sweet Che Guevara T-Shirts as we dive deep into the red oceans of communism again. Scout and Sara join the crew for our second encounter with Harry Potter Becomes a Communist. Make sure to take Mom's credit card and share it with everyone, because that's how communism works!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/11/16/season-7-episode-6-donkey-show/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/528086946Season 7 Episode 5 – Nothing Gets Girls Wetter Than CommunismSun, 11 Nov 2018 12:17:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-7-episode-5-nothing-gets-girls-wetter-than-communism
01:43:36Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. Pouty
Sorry for being a few days late but we had a gremlin throw a wrench into the episode we had planned for this week. Instead, we’re jumping forward in time to when ushankas reign supreme and the only utensils you get with your meager bread meals are a hammer and a sickle. We have Troy and Ms. Pouty join us to start up our longfic called Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. Brace yourselves, this is gonna be rougher than a Winter on the Steppes.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/11/11/season-7-episode-5-nothing-gets-girls-wetter-than-communism/Fanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (b…Fanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. Pouty
Sorry for being a few days late but we had a gremlin throw a wrench into the episode we had planned for this week. Instead, we’re jumping forward in time to when ushankas reign supreme and the only utensils you get with your meager bread meals are a hammer and a sickle. We have Troy and Ms. Pouty join us to start up our longfic called Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. Brace yourselves, this is gonna be rougher than a Winter on the Steppes.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/11/11/season-7-episode-5-nothing-gets-girls-wetter-than-communism/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/524006190Season 7 Episode 4 – eyy bb, wnt 2 meet up @ da ‘zeebo ;) ;_ lessthan3 XOXOSat, 03 Nov 2018 00:48:47 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-7-episode-4-eyy-bb-wnt-2-meet-up-da-zeebo-lessthan3-xoxo
01:31:25Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
THE GRATEST STORY EVER BY ME (by Freedom Beef)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta, Waffle
This week, Moguta and Waffle join us for an hour and a half of distracted conversation and the worst grammar, punctuation and spelling ever. Yes, that's all I have to say. It's really really really awful. And we have to read just as much of it next week from the same story.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/11/02/season-7-episode-4-eyy-bb/Fanfics read:
THE GRATEST STORY EVER BY ME (by Fr…Fanfics read:
THE GRATEST STORY EVER BY ME (by Freedom Beef)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta, Waffle
This week, Moguta and Waffle join us for an hour and a half of distracted conversation and the worst grammar, punctuation and spelling ever. Yes, that's all I have to say. It's really really really awful. And we have to read just as much of it next week from the same story.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/11/02/season-7-episode-4-eyy-bb/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/520512231Season 7 Episode 3 - Why is this happening?Sat, 27 Oct 2018 01:05:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-7-episode-3-why-is-this-happening
01:23:50Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing Dadliest Catch (by Th3Baron)
MLPFiM VS One Piece (by Serenity Darkmoon Raven)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sam, Kyle
This week, Sam and Kyle join in on the funnest family adventure romp this side of Gerudo Valley! Ganondorf goes Disney-style in Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing: Dadliest Catch. This story is so wonderful, except when it turns all...icky. Following that, we read the epic crossover absolutely nobody wanted: MLPFiM VS One Piece. Ya-yo-ya-yo, get ya gum-gum ready!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To get the fanfics and more go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/10/26/season-7-episode-3-why-is-this-happening/Fanfics read:
Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing D…Fanfics read:
Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing Dadliest Catch (by Th3Baron)
MLPFiM VS One Piece (by Serenity Darkmoon Raven)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sam, Kyle
This week, Sam and Kyle join in on the funnest family adventure romp this side of Gerudo Valley! Ganondorf goes Disney-style in Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing: Dadliest Catch. This story is so wonderful, except when it turns all...icky. Following that, we read the epic crossover absolutely nobody wanted: MLPFiM VS One Piece. Ya-yo-ya-yo, get ya gum-gum ready!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To get the fanfics and more go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/10/26/season-7-episode-3-why-is-this-happening/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/516936924Season 7 Episode 2 - Warning- Second Sea Lord May Cause MacromastiaFri, 19 Oct 2018 23:06:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-7-episode-2-warning-second-sea-lord-may-cause-macromastia
01:46:56Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Cum Eating Husband (by Subone1)
George Is Pregnant (by Kooples)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, Sollux
Ah, yes. That feels better. Much Better.
Sorry for missing the post last week. There's currently quite the backlog here at FNF HQ (along with some weird garlic-y smells and probably a septic system leak). To make up for it, you get...NOTHING EXTRA!
In this episode, Sollux and Gorejuice join the crew as we select a story based entirely on its title: cumeating.txt. Full title of Cum Eating Husband, we discuss the deep implications of cuckolding and quality child care when participating in such. After that, we read something topical (at least based on the time of the recording) called George is Pregnant. Our first story about The Beatles, I'm sure it won't be our last, and hopefully is the worst but I actually doubt that. Nobody on the show can do a British accent. Like, at all.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics read and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/10/19/season-7-episode-2-warning-second-sea-lord-may-cause-macromastia/Fanfics read:
Cum Eating Husband (by Subone1)
Geo…Fanfics read:
Cum Eating Husband (by Subone1)
George Is Pregnant (by Kooples)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, Sollux
Ah, yes. That feels better. Much Better.
Sorry for missing the post last week. There's currently quite the backlog here at FNF HQ (along with some weird garlic-y smells and probably a septic system leak). To make up for it, you get...NOTHING EXTRA!
In this episode, Sollux and Gorejuice join the crew as we select a story based entirely on its title: cumeating.txt. Full title of Cum Eating Husband, we discuss the deep implications of cuckolding and quality child care when participating in such. After that, we read something topical (at least based on the time of the recording) called George is Pregnant. Our first story about The Beatles, I'm sure it won't be our last, and hopefully is the worst but I actually doubt that. Nobody on the show can do a British accent. Like, at all.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics read and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/10/19/season-7-episode-2-warning-second-sea-lord-may-cause-macromastia/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/510426159Season 7 Episode 1 - Salmonella on my dickSat, 06 Oct 2018 15:53:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-7-episode-1-salmonella-on-my-dick
01:27:42Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by OustSurfaceDisinfectant)
Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) (by gunboots)
Nintendo Land After Hours (by DeltaSmutSPD (Psyga315))
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
SORRY!
SORRY!
SORRY!
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The boys and gal of Nighthorse are back after a very unrestful and unrelaxing non-break, due in no small part to finally getting the definitive version of our My Immortal reading completed! In fact, this is being posted on Stevo and Val's honeymoon! (Yes, it's over five years late, we know)
We return to form with a new opening and immerse right back into the fun with three stories. First, we read a very classic story from Egyptian folklore called The Adventures of Kurt Manlove. After cleaning up the tentacle goo, we move right along into Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head). Space puberty is indeed a rough time for every human...in space. Lastly, we get some hot dude on CRT action with Nintendo Land After Hours. Don't stick your dick into a powered on CRT, folks. It's NOT a good idea.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/10/06/season-7-episode-1-salmonella-on-my-dick/Fanfics read:
The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by …Fanfics read:
The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by OustSurfaceDisinfectant)
Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) (by gunboots)
Nintendo Land After Hours (by DeltaSmutSPD (Psyga315))
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
SORRY!
SORRY!
SORRY!
[chat disabled for 5 seconds]
The boys and gal of Nighthorse are back after a very unrestful and unrelaxing non-break, due in no small part to finally getting the definitive version of our My Immortal reading completed! In fact, this is being posted on Stevo and Val's honeymoon! (Yes, it's over five years late, we know)
We return to form with a new opening and immerse right back into the fun with three stories. First, we read a very classic story from Egyptian folklore called The Adventures of Kurt Manlove. After cleaning up the tentacle goo, we move right along into Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head). Space puberty is indeed a rough time for every human...in space. Lastly, we get some hot dude on CRT action with Nintendo Land After Hours. Don't stick your dick into a powered on CRT, folks. It's NOT a good idea.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/10/06/season-7-episode-1-salmonella-on-my-dick/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/503514885Season 6 Episode 23 – My Immortal, Part 6 ~ ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:01:02 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-23-my-immortal-part-6-abra-kedabra11111
01:15:06Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, Mirri, Epidehl, Popesloth, Scout
THE END!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/09/22/season-6-episode-23-my-immortal-part-6-abra-kedabra11111/Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Rea…Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, Mirri, Epidehl, Popesloth, Scout
THE END!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/09/22/season-6-episode-23-my-immortal-part-6-abra-kedabra11111/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/500100324Season 6 Episode 22 - My Immortal, Part 5 ~ XBlakXTearXSat, 15 Sep 2018 01:52:49 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-22-my-immortal-part-5-xblakxtearx
01:09:29Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, D-LUCKS, SimJan, Lack of Sense, Wolley
It's just never gonna end, is it? It's so goffik. So drprzed. So Hot Topik.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfic(s) and more from https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/09/14/season-6-episode-22-my-immortal-part-5-xblakxtearx/Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Rea…Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, D-LUCKS, SimJan, Lack of Sense, Wolley
It's just never gonna end, is it? It's so goffik. So drprzed. So Hot Topik.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfic(s) and more from https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/09/14/season-6-episode-22-my-immortal-part-5-xblakxtearx/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/497009421Season 6 Episode 21 – My Immortal, Part 4 ~ stop flaming da story okSat, 08 Sep 2018 12:20:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-21-my-immortal-part-4-stop-flaming-da-story-ok
01:21:44Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Scout, Mirri, Epidehl, Kutsu Shita, Popesloth, Wolley
Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. We pick up the second half of My Immortal and split it into three parts, for a total of six episodes of Tara’s epic goffik saga. This marathon was recorded over a total of five hours on Friday, August 17th, 2018, a few days before Stevo’s birthday. What a present for him. Wow.
In this section, we start a bit fresher, before quickly descending back into the purgatory of spelling errors, emo references, and wrist slitting. There’s a lot of people who ended up taking part, so just roll with it and forgive anyone for breaking down and begging to be released from this literary prison.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/09/08/season-6-episode-21-my-immortal-part-4-stop-flaming-da-story-ok/Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Rea…Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Scout, Mirri, Epidehl, Kutsu Shita, Popesloth, Wolley
Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. We pick up the second half of My Immortal and split it into three parts, for a total of six episodes of Tara’s epic goffik saga. This marathon was recorded over a total of five hours on Friday, August 17th, 2018, a few days before Stevo’s birthday. What a present for him. Wow.
In this section, we start a bit fresher, before quickly descending back into the purgatory of spelling errors, emo references, and wrist slitting. There’s a lot of people who ended up taking part, so just roll with it and forgive anyone for breaking down and begging to be released from this literary prison.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/09/08/season-6-episode-21-my-immortal-part-4-stop-flaming-da-story-ok/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/493544412Season 6 Episode 20 - My Immortal, Part 3 ~ Darth Valer and Morty McfliSat, 01 Sep 2018 00:24:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-20-my-immortal-part-3-darth-valer-and-morty-mcfli
01:14:50Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ms Pouty, Troy, Kutsu Shita, D-LUCKS
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Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/31/season-6-episode-20-my-immortal-part-3-darth-valer-and-morty-mcfli/Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Rea…Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ms Pouty, Troy, Kutsu Shita, D-LUCKS
I̴̛͙͋̑̑̿̍̔̒̃̆̄ ̴̛̻̣͎̺̰̼̜̗̘͔̿̃̎̃̈͂͂̐̂̓̆͋̕͘͝͝͠L̴̲̦̻̺͇̹͆́̈́̔͗̈́͛́̽͘͜͠o̵̡̻͚̱͎̱̘̻̦̺̮̱͍͕̳͙͋̿̓̔̽̓̄̽̇̀̆͊̀̿̕͘͝v̸̡̢̡̛̻̜̾̈́͋̈́̔͊̾͒̈́̐̈́͋̂͋ḛ̷̮̯̦͔̹͇͆ ̸͉͇͓̪̗̝́̇Ě̷͉͔̗͇̦̫͉̓̅̒̑̊͋̅̾̚͜͝b̷͉̓̏̑̈́̋̈́̎̏́́̒̇̽̇͌̑o̶̧͓̪̣̰̙̥̭̳̦̻̖̔́͗̓͐̓̚̚͜n̴̡̧̛͙̜͈͍͚̝̤̻̲͔̺͓̖͊̏̈͋̚͘͜͠y̸̢̧̛̼͉̻͍̫̬͓̱̫̦̟͉̺̠̔̆͒͒̊̉͌͘͘͜ ̴͉̠̱̩̞̞̬̇͋̅͛͌̎͌̇ͅD̵̡̛̩̞̟̖̱̱̣̈̒͒̏̚̚ͅà̴̞̟̟̤̝̑̈́ŕ̴̨̧͈̮̦̭̘͙̣͓̱̙͎͇̠͍̆͗͛̈̂̿̂̾̓͜͝k̵̢̢̭̝̥̠͕̻͇͇̈́̆̍̃̔̔͒̅͛͐̀̔̅̂͊͆́͝ͅ'̸̝̤͊͂̀́͛̿̓͊͑̓̋͂̀͘̕͝͝͠n̶̠̰̼̺̝̹̻̗̪͓̬̒ę̵͕̤̬͈̯͎̥̱͇̋́s̸̨̱̲͛͗ş̷̧̠̣̻̳͍̈́͜͝ ̴̝͙̹͇̭͋͐̌̒̓͘͝D̷̢̧̛̼̫͔̩̲̟͓̠͕̺̩̲͂͋̔̈́͛͋̑͆̀̀̇̈́̓̇̄̔͝i̴̛̞͓̫̩̻͛̉̋̀͊̌̿̋͝͝ṃ̵̢̧̗̯̪̳̯̘̜͈̰̝̜̯̍̇̏͋͒̾̓́̄̒ë̷̢̛̗͕̼̣̘̩͕͇̫͈̯͉́̋͑͒͗̀̀͠ñ̵̨̨̛̤̹̺͈̫̊͆͛́͋͊̾̃̾͋́̚͜ͅs̸̢͔̦̙̜̝͙͚̯̞͚̮̋̃̓̓̅̅́͌̿͑̄̄͘͝͝į̸̡̨̛̛̘͕͚̪̼̭͈͖̘̭̬̄͂͆̑͗̒͊̾̌͛̍̏̏̇̊̚a̷͔͌̋̑̑͌̅̈́̀ ̸̧̡̧̢̱͖̝̹͇̦̬͎̺͇͊͐̿̀̓̐͊́̄͘R̴̯̗͎̱̜͚̠̽̉̑͗̄̃̕̚͜͜å̴̫̙̆͐̄͂̂v̴̡̳̹̯̮̥̪͈̬̞͇̼̥͙̬́̊̈̾̀̃̆̔̾͒͘̚͜͜͠ͅe̷̢͈̘̘͙̮̳̍͜n̴͕͓̬̼͊̅̎̐ ̴̥̘͕̈́̊̊͌͂̋͑͝W̷͇̫͎̘̝͍̬̬͙͉̤̥̩̺̯̩͕̐͊̑̍̌̎̀̿̾̇̉͜a̸̧̮͔̲̳̼͇͉̰̅̈̈́͊̊͘͝y̷̡̨̖̝͖̞͓̯͍̞̥̯̭͉͊̇̾͜ͅ ̴̖̭̆̌̈́a̴̲̝̦̥̱̻̯̭̪͙͖̖̋͝n̶̳̹̳̼͚̜͔̾̉̾̒̊̓̋̕̚͝d̷̛̪̲̍̈́̈́̉̍́̃͑̃̾̿̌̋͗̚͝ ̷̭̜͓̳̮̫̀̈͆̈̅̾͂̀̃͐͂̈́̾̆̎̓̊Ģ̸̨̛͕̭̜̙̩̹̞̟͈͈͖̤͉́̒̂̀̽͐̊̑̓́̽͝͝͝e̶̡̫̰͓̤̹̼̘̳̮̹̤̭̊̉̅̊̆̔̀̓̂́̏͑̚ṛ̵̻̙̞͕̞̯̹͖͉̣͕̫̭̱̹͌̌̏̈́͒͛̀͊̅͆̈́͝͝a̶̧̡̤͕̞̘̤̱̒̾̂͑͋̐̉͗͜ŗ̴̛̤̝͙͈̼̮̞̥̩͚̰̑́̌͊̔̈́̓̀̄͒͛̿͠d̸̢̞̬͍̫̩̝̺̘͔̈́̓̿̒͜ͅ ̸̢̛̬͔̗̈́͂́̍̔͂͌̊̍̍̀̊̇̐̾͘̕W̷̙͉̺̹̟̩̼̗̙̞̬̮͇͑͂̓͒̂̋̈́̍́͑̒̓̇̏̽̓͝͠ã̶̤̪̐͌̔̂̃͑̓y̵̢̼̮͔̹̰͉͖̗͆̈́̈́̆̀̏
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/31/season-6-episode-20-my-immortal-part-3-darth-valer-and-morty-mcfli/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/490242138Season 6 Episode 19 - My Immortal, Part 2 ~ Hey bitch you look kawaiiFri, 24 Aug 2018 23:12:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-19-my-immortal-part-2-hey-bitch-you-look-kawaii
01:05:22Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord
We arrive at Part 2. Don't you fink gay guys are lik so hawt?11 Like little hurricanes running through your loins. The hole goes deeper, and the light fades further.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/24/season-6-episode-19-my-immortal-part-2-hey-bitch-you-look-kawaii/Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Rea…Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord
We arrive at Part 2. Don't you fink gay guys are lik so hawt?11 Like little hurricanes running through your loins. The hole goes deeper, and the light fades further.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/24/season-6-episode-19-my-immortal-part-2-hey-bitch-you-look-kawaii/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/486980544Season 6 Episode 18 - My Immortal, Part 1 ~ Hi my name is Ebony, etc, etcFri, 17 Aug 2018 20:39:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-18-my-immortal-part-1-hi-my-name-is-ebony-etc-etc
01:38:27Nighthorse MediayesReaders: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord, Kutsu Shita, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty
It begins. Again.
And it's been a long time coming, too. After we attempted to reread it last year, we realized that a) we didn't have enough time the first go around and b) we're able to do MUCH better now. So we did. A huge number of people helped us reread one of the most infamous fanfictions every written. This is Part 1 of My Immortal. I have no other words than: enjoy, and beware.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/17/season-6-episode-18-my-immortal-part-1-hi-my-name-is-ebony-etc-etc/Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn…Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord, Kutsu Shita, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty
It begins. Again.
And it's been a long time coming, too. After we attempted to reread it last year, we realized that a) we didn't have enough time the first go around and b) we're able to do MUCH better now. So we did. A huge number of people helped us reread one of the most infamous fanfictions every written. This is Part 1 of My Immortal. I have no other words than: enjoy, and beware.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/17/season-6-episode-18-my-immortal-part-1-hi-my-name-is-ebony-etc-etc/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/482277189Season 6 Episode 17 - Don't Sass Back at Me, Kazoo!Tue, 07 Aug 2018 12:13:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-17-dont-sass-back-at-me-kazoo
02:03:07Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk (by NoWindForThisHole)
Blow (by jen0va99)
Even Steven (by NoWindForThisHole)
The Gaps Filled in Dreams (by Emerald Embers (emeraldembers))
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril
Woo! Cyril joins us for what is the last episode of our normal season for Season 6! That...doesn't mean we get the chance to celebrate, because a) we had to read four stories in one night and b) we have to gird our loins for the My Immortal reread that completes in the next few weeks. First, we get completely fucked in the head by Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk. Then, we object to the inappropriate use of the bathroom in Blow. After that, we get our gem on with Even Steven. And finally, we get caresses with lots of tentacles in The Gaps Filled in Dreams. Blame Carlos for everything.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
For the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/07/season-6-episode-17-dont-sass-back-at-me-kazoo/Fanfics read:
Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk (by NoWindFo…Fanfics read:
Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk (by NoWindForThisHole)
Blow (by jen0va99)
Even Steven (by NoWindForThisHole)
The Gaps Filled in Dreams (by Emerald Embers (emeraldembers))
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril
Woo! Cyril joins us for what is the last episode of our normal season for Season 6! That...doesn't mean we get the chance to celebrate, because a) we had to read four stories in one night and b) we have to gird our loins for the My Immortal reread that completes in the next few weeks. First, we get completely fucked in the head by Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk. Then, we object to the inappropriate use of the bathroom in Blow. After that, we get our gem on with Even Steven. And finally, we get caresses with lots of tentacles in The Gaps Filled in Dreams. Blame Carlos for everything.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
For the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/08/07/season-6-episode-17-dont-sass-back-at-me-kazoo/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/477444540Season 6 Episode 16 - Coming soon~Recorder, for LoversFri, 27 Jul 2018 12:40:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-16-coming-soonrecorder-for-lovers
01:42:09Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Morning Light (by takahoe)
In My Defense, I Didn't Know At The Time (by PunishedPyotr)
Roots of Life A Cradle to Love (by ComicsNix)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Marc with a C
Well, this got out of hand rather quickly. Steve Rudzinski (http://silverspotlightfilms.moonfruit.com) and Marc with a C (http://marcwithac.com) hop on to give our show some repudation, but mostly what we get are musical interruptions, pitches of wares, laughs/screams, and discussions about Man-Spider. We read three stories guaranteed (not really) to get your motor running. First, we HENSHIN up with Morning Light, a Kamen Rider Ghost fic nobody really cared about beyond having plates of laundry in it. Then, we get all solid and liquid-y with In My Defense, I Didn't Know At The Time about the awkwardness of having sex with both Snake brothers. Finally, we travel fairly oddly back into Comicsnix with Roots of Life A Cradle to Love, which hasn't gotten any better than the last time we read about Timmy Turner sitting on a toothbrush and fucking a houseplant.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics and other stuff, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/27/season-6-episode-16-coming-soonrecorder-for-lovers/Fanfics read:
Morning Light (by takahoe)
In My De…Fanfics read:
Morning Light (by takahoe)
In My Defense, I Didn't Know At The Time (by PunishedPyotr)
Roots of Life A Cradle to Love (by ComicsNix)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Marc with a C
Well, this got out of hand rather quickly. Steve Rudzinski (http://silverspotlightfilms.moonfruit.com) and Marc with a C (http://marcwithac.com) hop on to give our show some repudation, but mostly what we get are musical interruptions, pitches of wares, laughs/screams, and discussions about Man-Spider. We read three stories guaranteed (not really) to get your motor running. First, we HENSHIN up with Morning Light, a Kamen Rider Ghost fic nobody really cared about beyond having plates of laundry in it. Then, we get all solid and liquid-y with In My Defense, I Didn't Know At The Time about the awkwardness of having sex with both Snake brothers. Finally, we travel fairly oddly back into Comicsnix with Roots of Life A Cradle to Love, which hasn't gotten any better than the last time we read about Timmy Turner sitting on a toothbrush and fucking a houseplant.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics and other stuff, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/27/season-6-episode-16-coming-soonrecorder-for-lovers/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/474587385Season 6 Episode 15 - Dick Baked CookiesSat, 21 Jul 2018 01:46:38 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-15-dick-baked-cookies
01:46:12Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
What a Halloween (by Axras4TheWin)
Don't Leave Pets in the Cold (by JojoEatsFlan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Sara
I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this real or not? Are we REALLY reading more Kingdom Hearts fanfiction after our last travesty of an outing with that source material? APPARENTLY, WE ARE! Sara joins us AND submits an old fanfic she wrote about the classic crossover series between Disney and Square that has caused astrophysicists to scratch their heads in confusion as to how the storyline works at all. We open with her story called What a Halloween. After we're done with the game series that requires advanced calculus to understand the game titles, we move on to some lighter fair with some One Punch Man (specifically Genos) action in Don't Leave Pets in the Cold. A good rule if you have animals, as well as apparently a dig at someone's subservience when bringing them delicious kobe beef! We hope you'll join us in setting some dick-shaped cookies out in the Arizona sun for this one.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/20/season-6-episode-15-dick-baked-cookies/Fanfics read:
What a Halloween (by Axras4TheWin)
…Fanfics read:
What a Halloween (by Axras4TheWin)
Don't Leave Pets in the Cold (by JojoEatsFlan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Sara
I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this real or not? Are we REALLY reading more Kingdom Hearts fanfiction after our last travesty of an outing with that source material? APPARENTLY, WE ARE! Sara joins us AND submits an old fanfic she wrote about the classic crossover series between Disney and Square that has caused astrophysicists to scratch their heads in confusion as to how the storyline works at all. We open with her story called What a Halloween. After we're done with the game series that requires advanced calculus to understand the game titles, we move on to some lighter fair with some One Punch Man (specifically Genos) action in Don't Leave Pets in the Cold. A good rule if you have animals, as well as apparently a dig at someone's subservience when bringing them delicious kobe beef! We hope you'll join us in setting some dick-shaped cookies out in the Arizona sun for this one.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/20/season-6-episode-15-dick-baked-cookies/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/471405246Season 6 Episode 14 - Mercy Bo CoupeFri, 13 Jul 2018 23:32:23 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-14-mercy-bo-coupe
01:34:52Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Patriotic Fever (by YellowBox)
Garfield of the Galaxy Infinity Wars (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Right and Honourable (by MakenBabehs)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Wolfboy, Sir Splee
HAPPY EXPLOSIONS, FIREWORKS, BEER AND FREEDOM DAY! To celebrate July 4th (as well as a belated Canada day), Wolfboy and Sir Splee join the regular crew to read a trio of questionably patriotic stories. We start with a crossover between Fallout and Metal Wolf Chaos with Patriotic Fever. We would have instated a rule to drink for the words America, President, and Freedom, but we like the idea of living. Those darn Coup de tas forces! Following that, we read what may be the most American thing ever: Garfield crossing over into the Marvel universe with Garfield of the Galaxy Infinity Wars. After getting super hungry from all the lasagna in that story, we wrap up with a political fanfic featuring Justin Trudeau and some other Canadian politicians we're unfamiliar with because we're awful people in Right and Honourable (excessive u's are SO unamericana by the offspring). Butts were shown, French was decimated, and we all should collectively hang our heads in shame. But don't because we don't have any.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/13/season-6-episode-14-mercy-bo-coupe/Fanfics read:
Patriotic Fever (by YellowBox)
Garf…Fanfics read:
Patriotic Fever (by YellowBox)
Garfield of the Galaxy Infinity Wars (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Right and Honourable (by MakenBabehs)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Wolfboy, Sir Splee
HAPPY EXPLOSIONS, FIREWORKS, BEER AND FREEDOM DAY! To celebrate July 4th (as well as a belated Canada day), Wolfboy and Sir Splee join the regular crew to read a trio of questionably patriotic stories. We start with a crossover between Fallout and Metal Wolf Chaos with Patriotic Fever. We would have instated a rule to drink for the words America, President, and Freedom, but we like the idea of living. Those darn Coup de tas forces! Following that, we read what may be the most American thing ever: Garfield crossing over into the Marvel universe with Garfield of the Galaxy Infinity Wars. After getting super hungry from all the lasagna in that story, we wrap up with a political fanfic featuring Justin Trudeau and some other Canadian politicians we're unfamiliar with because we're awful people in Right and Honourable (excessive u's are SO unamericana by the offspring). Butts were shown, French was decimated, and we all should collectively hang our heads in shame. But don't because we don't have any.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/13/season-6-episode-14-mercy-bo-coupe/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/468307065Season 6 Episode 13 - If I was crazy then would you still call me SoupFri, 06 Jul 2018 22:39:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-13-if-i-was-crazy-then-would-you-still-call-me-soup
01:51:03Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassandra Claire)
THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD (by lemonyflufflepuff)
Horrible Fairly OddParents Fanfic
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Mirri, Scout
Get yourself a sandwich made from sourdough bread cut into a dinosaur shape and gobble it down as Mirri and Scout join us for clean up night! We read the rest of The Very Secret Diaries and THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD, just to say we've finished two more stories than we could have a week prior. And then, because we fucked around too much and Stevo couldn't stick everyone in the Boo Box, we read a short story called Horrible Fairly OddParents Fanfic (no author indicated). It was pretty terrible and I don't think any of us will look at belly buttons the same way again.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Get the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/06/season-6-episode-13-if-i-was-crazy-then-would-you-still-call-me-soup/Fanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassand…Fanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassandra Claire)
THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD (by lemonyflufflepuff)
Horrible Fairly OddParents Fanfic
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Mirri, Scout
Get yourself a sandwich made from sourdough bread cut into a dinosaur shape and gobble it down as Mirri and Scout join us for clean up night! We read the rest of The Very Secret Diaries and THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD, just to say we've finished two more stories than we could have a week prior. And then, because we fucked around too much and Stevo couldn't stick everyone in the Boo Box, we read a short story called Horrible Fairly OddParents Fanfic (no author indicated). It was pretty terrible and I don't think any of us will look at belly buttons the same way again.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Get the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/06/season-6-episode-13-if-i-was-crazy-then-would-you-still-call-me-soup/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/465305880Season 6 Episode 12 - You Want To Please Your Horse~LoverFri, 29 Jun 2018 22:41:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-12-you-want-to-please-your-horselover
01:41:53Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Fun In The Barn (by Challenge King)
Rings, Socks, and Minds (by Decadent Meerkat)
Foreign Affairs (by funluvr)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Matt, Mike
Strap in for a wild ride across your childhood and into the politics of 2016! Matt and Mike join the crew in a voyage through three different stories based in, like, four fandoms and then somehow reality. We start with our first Animorphs fanfic with Fun in the Barn, and we discuss what the horse futanari who rule the world would be called. After that, we delve into Rings, Socks and Minds which somehow brings Yoda, Dobby and Gollum together for a frenetic threesome of short character debauchery. Finally, we slide into the moist sausage wallet of Foreign Affairs, which describes in vivid details what sharing an Uber with HRC would end up like.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/29/season-6-episode-12-you-want-to-please-your-horselover/Fanfics read:
Fun In The Barn (by Challenge King)…Fanfics read:
Fun In The Barn (by Challenge King)
Rings, Socks, and Minds (by Decadent Meerkat)
Foreign Affairs (by funluvr)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Matt, Mike
Strap in for a wild ride across your childhood and into the politics of 2016! Matt and Mike join the crew in a voyage through three different stories based in, like, four fandoms and then somehow reality. We start with our first Animorphs fanfic with Fun in the Barn, and we discuss what the horse futanari who rule the world would be called. After that, we delve into Rings, Socks and Minds which somehow brings Yoda, Dobby and Gollum together for a frenetic threesome of short character debauchery. Finally, we slide into the moist sausage wallet of Foreign Affairs, which describes in vivid details what sharing an Uber with HRC would end up like.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
To grab the fics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/29/season-6-episode-12-you-want-to-please-your-horselover/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/462128436Season 6 Episode 11 - OKAY CHECKMARK EYES EYES 100 GOOD SHIT GOOD SHITFri, 22 Jun 2018 23:57:23 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-11-okay-checkmark-eyes-eyes-100-good-shit-good-shit
01:32:16Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD (by lemonyflufflepuff)
Velma and scoobys intimate adventure (by panther207)
Frosted Tips (by Lana Macondo)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Uh oh. We had a couple issues with our regularly recorded episode last week so we had to have an emergency session on a Sunday to record a makeup episode, and this is the result! We read two and a half stories. First up, we read a couple sections from THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD by a bunch of authors who come up with weird HP pairings and its really scary if you're a twelve-year-old on the internet I swear. After some of that, we get some of the good stuff with Velma and scoobys intimate adventure. It is quite intimate. Very. Not at all super gross. Lastly, we delve into one of the weirdest pairings we've ever done with Frosted Tips, which features...well, let's just say the Zodiac Killer goes to Flavortown.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
For the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/22/season-6-episode-11-okay-checkmark-eyes-eyes-100-good-shit-good-shit/Fanfics read:
THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD …Fanfics read:
THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD (by lemonyflufflepuff)
Velma and scoobys intimate adventure (by panther207)
Frosted Tips (by Lana Macondo)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Uh oh. We had a couple issues with our regularly recorded episode last week so we had to have an emergency session on a Sunday to record a makeup episode, and this is the result! We read two and a half stories. First up, we read a couple sections from THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD by a bunch of authors who come up with weird HP pairings and its really scary if you're a twelve-year-old on the internet I swear. After some of that, we get some of the good stuff with Velma and scoobys intimate adventure. It is quite intimate. Very. Not at all super gross. Lastly, we delve into one of the weirdest pairings we've ever done with Frosted Tips, which features...well, let's just say the Zodiac Killer goes to Flavortown.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
For the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/22/season-6-episode-11-okay-checkmark-eyes-eyes-100-good-shit-good-shit/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/459215673Season 6 Episode 10 - They want you to scream at their assSat, 16 Jun 2018 15:12:21 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-10-they-want-you-to-scream-at-their-ass
01:44:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Keyhole in Bikini Bottom (by FFGirl15)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, D-LUCKS
"Please Enjoy" our first attempt at doing a multi-episode story as D-LUCKS joins us this week. We start reading The Keyhole in Bikini Bottom, a Spongebob Square Pants/Kingdom Hearts fanfic that reveals that only possibly two hosts can do a good Spongebob voice, and also that Stevo's never seen the show so he knows absolutely nothing about it. Strap in, it's gonna be a something.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fic and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/16/season-6-episode-10-they-want-you-to-scream-at-their-ass/Fanfics read:
The Keyhole in Bikini Bottom (by FF…Fanfics read:
The Keyhole in Bikini Bottom (by FFGirl15)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, D-LUCKS
"Please Enjoy" our first attempt at doing a multi-episode story as D-LUCKS joins us this week. We start reading The Keyhole in Bikini Bottom, a Spongebob Square Pants/Kingdom Hearts fanfic that reveals that only possibly two hosts can do a good Spongebob voice, and also that Stevo's never seen the show so he knows absolutely nothing about it. Strap in, it's gonna be a something.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fic and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/16/season-6-episode-10-they-want-you-to-scream-at-their-ass/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/455400192Season 6 Episode 9 - STEVO, PLEASE IMPREGNATE MEFri, 08 Jun 2018 10:39:06 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-9-stevo-please-impregnate-me
01:49:59Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJA)
My Skellington (by 666bloodyfangs666)
Be Sure To Hit The Mark (by ceasefire)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Katie, Troy
Troy and Katie join the crew to get back to (and very quickly give up on) KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO. Instead, we move swiftly on to the My Immortal ripoff vehicle known as My Skellington. While doing this, Val yells at Stevo about babies. Finally, we read an Overwatch fic about McHanzo and a boobjob called Be Sure To Hit The Mark. Goodbye! *gets in a loud truck on David's street and drives away*
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/07/season-6-episode-9-stevo-please-impregnate-me/Fanfics read:
KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJ…Fanfics read:
KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJA)
My Skellington (by 666bloodyfangs666)
Be Sure To Hit The Mark (by ceasefire)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Katie, Troy
Troy and Katie join the crew to get back to (and very quickly give up on) KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO. Instead, we move swiftly on to the My Immortal ripoff vehicle known as My Skellington. While doing this, Val yells at Stevo about babies. Finally, we read an Overwatch fic about McHanzo and a boobjob called Be Sure To Hit The Mark. Goodbye! *gets in a loud truck on David's street and drives away*
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/07/season-6-episode-9-stevo-please-impregnate-me/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/452040285Season 6 Episode 8 - Heavy Petting ZooFri, 01 Jun 2018 10:00:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-8-heavy-petting-zoo
01:35:51Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Suckin' Some D on the USS EnterMe (by SauerKrautss)
Happy Days What Richie Saw (by Dr. Bone)
KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJA)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
GUESTLESS NIGHT!!! The core hosts run amok across the cosmos! FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! First, we peruse the lithe weirdness of Spock's Evergreen Cock in Suckin' Some D on the USS EnterMe. Then we go back in time with some Happy Days fanfiction. Finally, we travel to foreign lands with a valiant attempt at a translated copy of KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO. Le Gasp!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/01/season-6-episode-8-heavy-petting-zoo/Fanfics read:
Suckin' Some D on the USS EnterMe (…Fanfics read:
Suckin' Some D on the USS EnterMe (by SauerKrautss)
Happy Days What Richie Saw (by Dr. Bone)
KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJA)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
GUESTLESS NIGHT!!! The core hosts run amok across the cosmos! FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! First, we peruse the lithe weirdness of Spock's Evergreen Cock in Suckin' Some D on the USS EnterMe. Then we go back in time with some Happy Days fanfiction. Finally, we travel to foreign lands with a valiant attempt at a translated copy of KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO. Le Gasp!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/01/season-6-episode-8-heavy-petting-zoo/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/449275947Season 6 Episode 7 - Throbbing Lavender Man-Fruit ThingSat, 26 May 2018 01:39:57 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-7-throbbing-lavender-man-fruit-thing
01:50:39Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)
A Midsummer Romance (by T1Weasel)
The Purge - A Chef Boyardee Fanfiction (by SesameMeat)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Afrohawk (Kyle)
Kyle joins us for our final iteration of reading about the Atlanta Falcons as a Mary Sue in Forbiden Fruit The Temptation of Edward Cullen. We are SO happy we got to finish that, but then we had to dive right back into some more SonAmy Hedgehog bonking in A Midsummer Romance. I'm so glad they have to keep reminding each other of their names during coitus. And lastly, we drudge up some Chef Boyardee Fanfic with The Purge. Overall, it was a sweaty, sticky, meaty evening.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/25/season-6-episode-7-throbbing-lavender-man-fruit-thing/Fanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edw…Fanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)
A Midsummer Romance (by T1Weasel)
The Purge - A Chef Boyardee Fanfiction (by SesameMeat)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Afrohawk (Kyle)
Kyle joins us for our final iteration of reading about the Atlanta Falcons as a Mary Sue in Forbiden Fruit The Temptation of Edward Cullen. We are SO happy we got to finish that, but then we had to dive right back into some more SonAmy Hedgehog bonking in A Midsummer Romance. I'm so glad they have to keep reminding each other of their names during coitus. And lastly, we drudge up some Chef Boyardee Fanfic with The Purge. Overall, it was a sweaty, sticky, meaty evening.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/25/season-6-episode-7-throbbing-lavender-man-fruit-thing/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/445763751Season 6 Episode 6 - DON'T TOUCH ME!Fri, 18 May 2018 10:30:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-6-dont-touch-me
01:35:47Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Gorillaz720 (Jamie)
This week, Gorillaz720 joins us for the first time to give some Aussie cred (even though the country still doesn't exist, apparently) to our continued reading of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. We laughed, we cried, got poo-poo in the eye and potentially compromised our ability to be hired to any reasonable employment positions.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/18/season-6-episode-6-dont-touch-me/Fanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edw…Fanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Gorillaz720 (Jamie)
This week, Gorillaz720 joins us for the first time to give some Aussie cred (even though the country still doesn't exist, apparently) to our continued reading of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. We laughed, we cried, got poo-poo in the eye and potentially compromised our ability to be hired to any reasonable employment positions.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/18/season-6-episode-6-dont-touch-me/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/442785132Season 6 Episode 5 - Vagina of WondersFri, 11 May 2018 21:58:20 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-5-vagina-of-wonders
01:46:01Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Fanfic Critic and Her Vagina Of Wonders (by Mylokitty)
Lesbian Jesus and her Heavenly Wedding (by Mylokitty)
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, SimJan
SimJan joins us for a duo and a half (we couldn’t finish, and yes we’re used to feeling that way) of stories about very strange women with even stranger sexual tendencies. First, a set of stories about the FanFic Critic by Mylokitty. We begin with exploring the Vagina of Wonders and end up at a magical lesbian wedding in the afterlife. After getting juicy and moist spelunking in those vaginal caverns, we move on to a SimJan-edited version of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. It’s basically the My Immortal of the Twilight world (somehow apparently worse than Brewdening Love). Don’t smock dope in the lockar room, kids!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/11/season-6-episode-5-vagina-of-wonders/Fanfics read:
The Fanfic Critic and Her Vagina Of…Fanfics read:
The Fanfic Critic and Her Vagina Of Wonders (by Mylokitty)
Lesbian Jesus and her Heavenly Wedding (by Mylokitty)
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, SimJan
SimJan joins us for a duo and a half (we couldn’t finish, and yes we’re used to feeling that way) of stories about very strange women with even stranger sexual tendencies. First, a set of stories about the FanFic Critic by Mylokitty. We begin with exploring the Vagina of Wonders and end up at a magical lesbian wedding in the afterlife. After getting juicy and moist spelunking in those vaginal caverns, we move on to a SimJan-edited version of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. It’s basically the My Immortal of the Twilight world (somehow apparently worse than Brewdening Love). Don’t smock dope in the lockar room, kids!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/11/season-6-episode-5-vagina-of-wonders/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/439417923Season 6 Episode 4 - OOEY GOOEY SUPER POOEYFri, 04 May 2018 18:40:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-4-ooey-gooey-super-pooey
01:40:28Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Giving Tree A Gift of Love (by OhGodHereItComesYouMustNotMiss)
Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC: The Series Reboot That Scootareader Vowed Never to Do On Multiple Occasions, But Suddenly Decided He Would Do Anyway, That Doesn't Stay True to the Original at All, and Has a Title That Maxes Out the Chara (by Scootareader)
The Story of a Big Baby in the House by Comicsnix
Timeless Lust (by Rishi12345)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Cap, Rhythm Bastard
In this episode, Cap and Rhythm Bastard join us for a bunch of stories all of which will scar a part of your childhood. First up, a story about the Giving Tree! Then, a story about My Little Pony! Then, a story about...House M.D. (just roll with it). And we finish off with a story about Pokémon! I promise there isn't not any incest in at least one of these...
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/04/season-6-episode-4-ooey-gooey-super-pooey/Fanfics read:
The Giving Tree A Gift of Love (by …Fanfics read:
The Giving Tree A Gift of Love (by OhGodHereItComesYouMustNotMiss)
Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC: The Series Reboot That Scootareader Vowed Never to Do On Multiple Occasions, But Suddenly Decided He Would Do Anyway, That Doesn't Stay True to the Original at All, and Has a Title That Maxes Out the Chara (by Scootareader)
The Story of a Big Baby in the House by Comicsnix
Timeless Lust (by Rishi12345)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Cap, Rhythm Bastard
In this episode, Cap and Rhythm Bastard join us for a bunch of stories all of which will scar a part of your childhood. First up, a story about the Giving Tree! Then, a story about My Little Pony! Then, a story about...House M.D. (just roll with it). And we finish off with a story about Pokémon! I promise there isn't not any incest in at least one of these...
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/04/season-6-episode-4-ooey-gooey-super-pooey/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/435964701Season 6 Episode 3 - I like you as a person and your penis just happens to be attached to youFri, 27 Apr 2018 12:58:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-6-episode-3-i-like-you-as-a-person-and-your-penis-just-happens-to-be-attached-to-you
01:32:33Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Beloved of the Black Lion (by Nary)
shrektacular: shrekawa was jst a boy……. but this is serious so he’s an ogre (by oikawamemesquad)
In the Mood that Fighting is For (by gunboots)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sollux
Voltron is love, Voltron porn is life.
In this episode, Sollux joins the crew for two stories about big, nasty things and one story about Shrek. We delve into the world of Voltron and see exactly how one has sex with a huge anime mech thingy in Beloved of the Black Lion. Then we take a dip back in the swamp of Shrek stories with shrektacular (full title so long so I just am not even going to bother to type it again). So kawaii desune donkiwa. Finally, we drop back into Voltron with In the Mood that Fighting is For and...I just don't even remember at this point. It was fun, though!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/04/27/season-6-episode-3-i-like-you-as-a-person-and-your-penis-just-happens-to-be-attached-to-you/Fanfics read:
Beloved of the Black Lion (by Nary)…Fanfics read:
Beloved of the Black Lion (by Nary)
shrektacular: shrekawa was jst a boy……. but this is serious so he’s an ogre (by oikawamemesquad)
In the Mood that Fighting is For (by gunboots)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sollux
Voltron is love, Voltron porn is life.
In this episode, Sollux joins the crew for two stories about big, nasty things and one story about Shrek. We delve into the world of Voltron and see exactly how one has sex with a huge anime mech thingy in Beloved of the Black Lion. Then we take a dip back in the swamp of Shrek stories with shrektacular (full title so long so I just am not even going to bother to type it again). So kawaii desune donkiwa. Finally, we drop back into Voltron with In the Mood that Fighting is For and...I just don't even remember at this point. It was fun, though!
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/04/27/season-6-episode-3-i-like-you-as-a-person-and-your-penis-just-happens-to-be-attached-to-you/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/432632097Season 6 Episode 2 - CockapoodledooFri, 20 Apr 2018 15:21:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/cockapoodledoo
01:46:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Rick and Morty's Quest for Love (by Th3Baron)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Beth, Sam
We *urgghh* *burb* read some, uhhh *brrp* some of that there erotic *uhh burp* Ricky and Morty fanfiction, there. *barf*
Okay, I honestly can't type like that for too long without going absolutely insane and smothering my supple, naked body with "I voted" stickers and taking a bath in snails. Sam and Beth join us for an attempt (valiant, possibly foolish) at reading Rick and Morty's Quest for Love. Tropey? Yup. Horribly written? You bet. Uncomfortable sexuality involving aliens? Yeah, that's a definite. Prepare your earholes to get fucked in many ways unfamiliar to humanity.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/04/20/season-6-episode-2-cockapoodledoo/Fanfics read:
Rick and Morty's Quest for Love (by…Fanfics read:
Rick and Morty's Quest for Love (by Th3Baron)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Beth, Sam
We *urgghh* *burb* read some, uhhh *brrp* some of that there erotic *uhh burp* Ricky and Morty fanfiction, there. *barf*
Okay, I honestly can't type like that for too long without going absolutely insane and smothering my supple, naked body with "I voted" stickers and taking a bath in snails. Sam and Beth join us for an attempt (valiant, possibly foolish) at reading Rick and Morty's Quest for Love. Tropey? Yup. Horribly written? You bet. Uncomfortable sexuality involving aliens? Yeah, that's a definite. Prepare your earholes to get fucked in many ways unfamiliar to humanity.
Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/04/20/season-6-episode-2-cockapoodledoo/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/429121644Season 6 Episode 1 - The Bullworth Academy Meat TornadoesFri, 13 Apr 2018 12:01:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/the-bullworth-academy-meat-tornadoes
02:00:34Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
A Date with Yoda (by blooddavid4658)
Thundercats The Magic Dust (by Mugetsu G)
Wet Love (by ChaoticTrainer)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
And we're BAAAAAAAACK! And, of course, basically nothing's changed. The crew storms through three stories to kick off Season 6, and it's clear that downhill is a thing that just never ends for us.
First off is a story about Yoda going on a date with Miley Cyrus. Which is not the actual Yoda but just some dude's friend who's gamertag is Yoda. We still use the Yoda voice, though, because that makes it all the more awkward as we discuss how much ear hair Yoda's dick has.
After that, we get kinky in furtown with some Thundercats erotica. David keeps talking about some Mechanical Redneck from He-man or something, but it's still pretty hot/gross.
Finally, we read a very short story about the anime Free!, which is about swimming and other assorted wetnesses.
Thanks as always to our Patrons and we hope you all like the new intro!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/04/13/season-6-episode-1-the-bullworth-academy-meat-tornadoes/Fanfics read:
A Date with Yoda (by blooddavid4658…Fanfics read:
A Date with Yoda (by blooddavid4658)
Thundercats The Magic Dust (by Mugetsu G)
Wet Love (by ChaoticTrainer)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
And we're BAAAAAAAACK! And, of course, basically nothing's changed. The crew storms through three stories to kick off Season 6, and it's clear that downhill is a thing that just never ends for us.
First off is a story about Yoda going on a date with Miley Cyrus. Which is not the actual Yoda but just some dude's friend who's gamertag is Yoda. We still use the Yoda voice, though, because that makes it all the more awkward as we discuss how much ear hair Yoda's dick has.
After that, we get kinky in furtown with some Thundercats erotica. David keeps talking about some Mechanical Redneck from He-man or something, but it's still pretty hot/gross.
Finally, we read a very short story about the anime Free!, which is about swimming and other assorted wetnesses.
Thanks as always to our Patrons and we hope you all like the new intro!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/04/13/season-6-episode-1-the-bullworth-academy-meat-tornadoes/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411649629Season 5 Episode 43 - It's Called PoopieSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:46:53 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-43-its-called-poopie
01:27:22Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
THe exstreamly epic life of Scot pilgram (by Jam OnToast X3)
From Stevo To Brushfire A Wolfenstory (by Grassdragon193)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
This is it, the final episode of the longest Season we've ever had (so far, hopefully ever, but you never know). With this, the brave boys n girls of FNF finish that koopalings fic. After that concludes (for what it's worth that we can call it concluded, it ended on a terrible note and it wasn't really an ending), Val gets to read a wonderfully short Scott Pilgrim trollfic. And we end the Season reading a story that one of our fans wrote about Stevo and David sending Steam gifts and the dangers of abusing all your internet bandwidth. Think of the opossums, won't you?
With Season 5 concluded, so does our tenure with Nerdy Show Network. I want to take this time to once again extend many thanks to them for hosting us and giving us a place to live during our formative Seasons. We wish them and every show on the Network the best in the future moving forward, as they're also going through a lot of transitions right now.
We'll be making a separate announcement on the podcast feed about this as well, but you can find us at our new website being hosted at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/ We've started recruiting for Season 6, and recruitment for this Season ends on March 21st. Season 6 will start on April 4th, 2018. The adventure continues. We'll see you all real soon!​
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/03/08/season-5-episode-43-its-called-poopie/
xutakubqFanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by …Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
THe exstreamly epic life of Scot pilgram (by Jam OnToast X3)
From Stevo To Brushfire A Wolfenstory (by Grassdragon193)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
This is it, the final episode of the longest Season we've ever had (so far, hopefully ever, but you never know). With this, the brave boys n girls of FNF finish that koopalings fic. After that concludes (for what it's worth that we can call it concluded, it ended on a terrible note and it wasn't really an ending), Val gets to read a wonderfully short Scott Pilgrim trollfic. And we end the Season reading a story that one of our fans wrote about Stevo and David sending Steam gifts and the dangers of abusing all your internet bandwidth. Think of the opossums, won't you?
With Season 5 concluded, so does our tenure with Nerdy Show Network. I want to take this time to once again extend many thanks to them for hosting us and giving us a place to live during our formative Seasons. We wish them and every show on the Network the best in the future moving forward, as they're also going through a lot of transitions right now.
We'll be making a separate announcement on the podcast feed about this as well, but you can find us at our new website being hosted at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/ We've started recruiting for Season 6, and recruitment for this Season ends on March 21st. Season 6 will start on April 4th, 2018. The adventure continues. We'll see you all real soon!​
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/03/08/season-5-episode-43-its-called-poopie/
xutakubqtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411649359Season 5 Episode 42 – Krispy Kreme DrippingsSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:46:16 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-42-krispy-kreme-drippings
01:50:41Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sony, Simjan
Join us once more for some o’ that there homoerotic lizardman koopa-thingy story “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Many riveting emotional topics were discussed – including expensive anime figurines, pastries, fractured and angled genitalia, and whether brojobs are hobbies or not!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/03/06/season-5-episode-42-krispy-kreme-drippings/Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by …Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sony, Simjan
Join us once more for some o’ that there homoerotic lizardman koopa-thingy story “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Many riveting emotional topics were discussed – including expensive anime figurines, pastries, fractured and angled genitalia, and whether brojobs are hobbies or not!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/03/06/season-5-episode-42-krispy-kreme-drippings/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411649146Season 5 Episode 41 – High CumlonicSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:45:48 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-41-high-cumlonic
01:33:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sammy
In this episode we’re reading a story about gay lizardmen who are brothers. There must be something in the water that’s turning them that way, if conspiracy theories are to be believed! It’s like our show has been invaded by Alex Jones and his Infowarez, or whatever it’s called. Yup, we’re still reading “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather.
GAY LIZARDMEN SIBLINGS. WAKE UP, AMERIKA.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/28/season-5-episode-41-high-cumlonic/Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by …Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sammy
In this episode we’re reading a story about gay lizardmen who are brothers. There must be something in the water that’s turning them that way, if conspiracy theories are to be believed! It’s like our show has been invaded by Alex Jones and his Infowarez, or whatever it’s called. Yup, we’re still reading “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather.
GAY LIZARDMEN SIBLINGS. WAKE UP, AMERIKA.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/28/season-5-episode-41-high-cumlonic/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411648858Season 5 Episode 40 – Why is Mary-Jane the Crypt Keeper?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 17:45:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-40-why-is-mary-jane-the-crypt-keeper
01:40:48Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Danyo, Sara
We resume reading “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith and boy does it get awkward. Mostly because of a dude named Craig. Because Craig is not really a sexy name at all. Also Craig does drugs and it all gets really weird and awkward… and still… definitely not a sexy name. We progress from there into uncharted caverns, mostly trying to define concave dimensions on a human being’s body. We also ruined the Crypt Keeper. After at long last wrapping the Spider-Person debauchery, we start “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Enjoy!
Or don’t… Because it’s awful!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-40-why-is-mary-jane-the-crypt-keeper/Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSm…Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Danyo, Sara
We resume reading “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith and boy does it get awkward. Mostly because of a dude named Craig. Because Craig is not really a sexy name at all. Also Craig does drugs and it all gets really weird and awkward… and still… definitely not a sexy name. We progress from there into uncharted caverns, mostly trying to define concave dimensions on a human being’s body. We also ruined the Crypt Keeper. After at long last wrapping the Spider-Person debauchery, we start “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Enjoy!
Or don’t… Because it’s awful!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-40-why-is-mary-jane-the-crypt-keeper/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411648432Season 5 Episode 39 – Do Not Post The Mister Mustache PictureSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:44:09 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-39-do-not-post-the-mister-mustache-picture
01:16:55Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Excelsior, true believers!
Surely the spectacular Spider-Man has sensational sexcapades – but not when he’s on the clock! That’s irresponsible! And you know how Spidey is about responsibility… In “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith, Spider-Man, goes on a vacation retreat with other characters where obvious sexual shenanigans are going to occur. Stuff gets gross, but that’s okay! These are superheros, people – they need to blow off steam and when you deal with the kinds of things they deal with you’d be into some rank stuff, too.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-39-do-not-post-the-mister-mustache-picture/Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSm…Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Excelsior, true believers!
Surely the spectacular Spider-Man has sensational sexcapades – but not when he’s on the clock! That’s irresponsible! And you know how Spidey is about responsibility… In “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith, Spider-Man, goes on a vacation retreat with other characters where obvious sexual shenanigans are going to occur. Stuff gets gross, but that’s okay! These are superheros, people – they need to blow off steam and when you deal with the kinds of things they deal with you’d be into some rank stuff, too.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-39-do-not-post-the-mister-mustache-picture/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411648096Season 5 Episode 38 – Schtee-DongSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:43:17 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-38-schtee-dong
01:26:21Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Doug Got Abducted (by ComicsNix)
Batman In the Bowels of Hell (by ComicsNix)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
We go on a Comicsnix-athon (that’s what you call a marathon reading of stories by fanfic author, Comicsnix, of course) – beginning with “Doug Got Abducted“. Then we stopped Doug Got Abducted. It was so bad we had to quit. But then it was on to “Batman in the Bowels of Hell“, which aged like a fine wine.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-38-schtee-dong/Fanfics read:
Doug Got Abducted (by ComicsNix)
Ba…Fanfics read:
Doug Got Abducted (by ComicsNix)
Batman In the Bowels of Hell (by ComicsNix)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
We go on a Comicsnix-athon (that’s what you call a marathon reading of stories by fanfic author, Comicsnix, of course) – beginning with “Doug Got Abducted“. Then we stopped Doug Got Abducted. It was so bad we had to quit. But then it was on to “Batman in the Bowels of Hell“, which aged like a fine wine.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-38-schtee-dong/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411647826Season 5 Episode 37 – I’m Not Being Mad, I’m Just Being LoudSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:42:42 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-37-im-not-being-mad-im-just-being-loud
01:26:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Velma’s Big Dick (by Squall)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Judi
WE DID IT! YAY! WE”RE DONE! “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is finished. Everything was resolved and there were zero open threads and it was totally satisfying and not at all just a relief to be finished. Okay… bold faced lies throughout the last sentence minus the fact that we finished.
But not only is that hot mess over, we’ve started another: “Velma’s Big Dick” by squall. It’s a classic that most of us almost entirely forgot. The fresh horror unearthed is just as bad as it was the first time.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-37-im-not-being-mad-im-just-being-loud/Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireM…Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Velma’s Big Dick (by Squall)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Judi
WE DID IT! YAY! WE”RE DONE! “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is finished. Everything was resolved and there were zero open threads and it was totally satisfying and not at all just a relief to be finished. Okay… bold faced lies throughout the last sentence minus the fact that we finished.
But not only is that hot mess over, we’ve started another: “Velma’s Big Dick” by squall. It’s a classic that most of us almost entirely forgot. The fresh horror unearthed is just as bad as it was the first time.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-37-im-not-being-mad-im-just-being-loud/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411647505Season 5 Episode 36 – Boob FoodSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:41:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-36-boob-food
01:42:26Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Scout, Waffle
Behold: the on-going nightmare of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. The plot dissolves into nothingness and vague recollections leaving us questioning the essentials: why are people giving other people their baby teeth, why are there fuel gauges on breasts, and… Knuckles Jr.? Why?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-36-boob-food/Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireM…Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Scout, Waffle
Behold: the on-going nightmare of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. The plot dissolves into nothingness and vague recollections leaving us questioning the essentials: why are people giving other people their baby teeth, why are there fuel gauges on breasts, and… Knuckles Jr.? Why?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-36-boob-food/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411647238Season 5 Episode 35 – You Need to Rub Some Poutine on Your Balls, LoganSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:41:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-35-you-need-to-rub-some-poutine-on-your-balls-logan
02:08:11Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: David, Logan, Shawn, Lack of Sense, Wolfboy, ElkinFencer, Joe
With Stevo and Valerie out sick with the flu, the remaining three hosts and gaggle of guests run amok (not really), break several laws (not even close), and read some terrible fanfiction (there we go). We’re back to the world of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster where apparently there are now Trump supporters. As if everything else wasn’t already terrible about this story! Questionable familiar relations abound in this exciting installment!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-35-you-need-to-rub-some-poutine-on-your-balls-logan/Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireM…Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: David, Logan, Shawn, Lack of Sense, Wolfboy, ElkinFencer, Joe
With Stevo and Valerie out sick with the flu, the remaining three hosts and gaggle of guests run amok (not really), break several laws (not even close), and read some terrible fanfiction (there we go). We’re back to the world of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster where apparently there are now Trump supporters. As if everything else wasn’t already terrible about this story! Questionable familiar relations abound in this exciting installment!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-35-you-need-to-rub-some-poutine-on-your-balls-logan/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411646917Season 5 Episode 34 – I Fix Cars and Poop AngrilySat, 10 Mar 2018 17:40:16 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-34-i-fix-cars-and-poop-angrily
01:44:28Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mirri, Afrohawk
“SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is making us question the basis of most organic processes, like birth and pooping. Alas, we soldier on into another romp back to high school times with our favorite blue blur. This story is so good, in fact, that it ruined two weeks worth of episodes after this with hardware issues! YAY SONIC!?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-34-i-fix-cars-and-poop-angrily/Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireM…Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mirri, Afrohawk
“SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is making us question the basis of most organic processes, like birth and pooping. Alas, we soldier on into another romp back to high school times with our favorite blue blur. This story is so good, in fact, that it ruined two weeks worth of episodes after this with hardware issues! YAY SONIC!?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-34-i-fix-cars-and-poop-angrily/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411646578Season 5 Episode 33 – Now I Gotta Be Your DadSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:39:27 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-33-now-i-gotta-be-your-dad
02:11:30Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tehmsu, Zak
We’re finally on the other side of the tunnel and back into the fun stuff. Well, mostly fun stuff. I guess it depends on your definition of fun.
In this episode we start reading “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. Not to spoil anything, but there’s a lot of drama that anyone who’s been through high school can most definitely, probably, potentially – okay probably actually can’t relate to.
Watch out for fast poops.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-33-now-i-gotta-be-your-dad/Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireM…Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tehmsu, Zak
We’re finally on the other side of the tunnel and back into the fun stuff. Well, mostly fun stuff. I guess it depends on your definition of fun.
In this episode we start reading “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. Not to spoil anything, but there’s a lot of drama that anyone who’s been through high school can most definitely, probably, potentially – okay probably actually can’t relate to.
Watch out for fast poops.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-33-now-i-gotta-be-your-dad/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411645366Season 5 Episode 32 – MugmanSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:36:27 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-32-mugman
01:40:44Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
The Hand You’re Dealt (by lacrimalis)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Shaggy
FINALLY! We finished it. Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is DONE. Holy shit, that was awful. So many cat noises. So many quotes that weren’t separated by paragraphs for different people. “My Inner Life” was freaking awful top to bottom. Join us as we celebrate the end of one of the most infamously bad Mary Sue stories in the fanficverse.
We cleanse our pallets with some Cuphead (yes) fanfiction – “The Hand You’re Dealt” by lacrimalis. It’s so well written that Stevo almost breaks down into tears of joy. This week ends on a high note, but there’s something dark on the horizon and fast approaching. Something…blue…?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-32-mugman/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
The…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
The Hand You’re Dealt (by lacrimalis)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Shaggy
FINALLY! We finished it. Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is DONE. Holy shit, that was awful. So many cat noises. So many quotes that weren’t separated by paragraphs for different people. “My Inner Life” was freaking awful top to bottom. Join us as we celebrate the end of one of the most infamously bad Mary Sue stories in the fanficverse.
We cleanse our pallets with some Cuphead (yes) fanfiction – “The Hand You’re Dealt” by lacrimalis. It’s so well written that Stevo almost breaks down into tears of joy. This week ends on a high note, but there’s something dark on the horizon and fast approaching. Something…blue…?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-32-mugman/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411645180Season 5 Episode 31 – Cloaca ShakeSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:36:07 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-31-cloaca-shake
01:44:59Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Asterol, Swiss
Somewhere, out in the horizon, a silver lining is beginning to take shape. The end of Link’s Queen’s repugnant Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is nearing. In the meantime…
WE WANT THIS RIDE TO BE OVER. PLEASE LET US OFF. WE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN HYRULE ANYMORE. THIS STORY IS CRIMINALLY BAD. THE SUFFERING IS REAL.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-31-cloaca-shake/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Re…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Asterol, Swiss
Somewhere, out in the horizon, a silver lining is beginning to take shape. The end of Link’s Queen’s repugnant Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is nearing. In the meantime…
WE WANT THIS RIDE TO BE OVER. PLEASE LET US OFF. WE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN HYRULE ANYMORE. THIS STORY IS CRIMINALLY BAD. THE SUFFERING IS REAL.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-31-cloaca-shake/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411644556Season 5 Episode 30 – AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:34:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-30-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02:01:34Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Lios, Troy
HOORAY FOR JAZZ! JAZZ HAS SAVED US! GARFIELD HAS SAVED US! LASAGNA IS LIFE!
We bask in the glory of a story that isn’t Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”. Then, unfortunately, we had to go back to “My Inner Life”. Everyone was sad. But we got by, because it’s what we do.
Fortunately “Garfield Land” by Shakespear Hemmingway warms our souls for a moment as the meat, cheese, and noodles of that famous fat cat’s favorite Italian treat warms his cynical cockles. Yes, just about anything is better than the longfic we’re subjecting ourselves to, even fanfic of Jim Davis’ rancid newspaper leavings. This story has broken us so bad. So so so bad.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-30-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Gar…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Lios, Troy
HOORAY FOR JAZZ! JAZZ HAS SAVED US! GARFIELD HAS SAVED US! LASAGNA IS LIFE!
We bask in the glory of a story that isn’t Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”. Then, unfortunately, we had to go back to “My Inner Life”. Everyone was sad. But we got by, because it’s what we do.
Fortunately “Garfield Land” by Shakespear Hemmingway warms our souls for a moment as the meat, cheese, and noodles of that famous fat cat’s favorite Italian treat warms his cynical cockles. Yes, just about anything is better than the longfic we’re subjecting ourselves to, even fanfic of Jim Davis’ rancid newspaper leavings. This story has broken us so bad. So so so bad.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-30-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411644244Season 5 Episode 29 – I Didn’t Give You Handy Because We Were Watching Space DandySat, 10 Mar 2018 17:33:56 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-29-i-didnt-give-you-handy-because-we-were-watching-space-dandy
01:45:34Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, BigAdam
That’s it. We’ve had enough!
Too many weeks of this drek lucid dreaming Hyrule Mary Sue bull. We finally reach our limit and take a reprieve from Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life”. We read through a few pages but then switch gears to a much more enjoyable story from a much better author, with much more well developed characters and funnier lines and everything: “Garfield Land” by the aptly-named Shakespear Hemmingway.
It was great. Maybe you do really need to go through hell to appreciate reality. Unfortunately, we know we’ll have to go back next week…?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-29-i-didnt-give-you-handy-because-we-were-watching-space-dandy/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Gar…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, BigAdam
That’s it. We’ve had enough!
Too many weeks of this drek lucid dreaming Hyrule Mary Sue bull. We finally reach our limit and take a reprieve from Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life”. We read through a few pages but then switch gears to a much more enjoyable story from a much better author, with much more well developed characters and funnier lines and everything: “Garfield Land” by the aptly-named Shakespear Hemmingway.
It was great. Maybe you do really need to go through hell to appreciate reality. Unfortunately, we know we’ll have to go back next week…?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-29-i-didnt-give-you-handy-because-we-were-watching-space-dandy/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411644022Season 5 Episode 28 – Cat NoisesSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:33:23 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-28-cat-noises
02:11:06Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Jared
Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life” continues. We have no words anymore. Only cat noises.
There’s no hope.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-28-cat-noises/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Re…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Jared
Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life” continues. We have no words anymore. Only cat noises.
There’s no hope.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-28-cat-noises/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411643743Season 5 Episode 27 – L-Ron BootsSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:32:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-27-l-ron-boots
01:38:42Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, RhythmBastard
The following message was found in a large glass jar, next to the remains of a fairy of some sort:
“If you’re reading this then I am likely already beyond help. It feels like I’ve been wandering these lands for a millennia already, yet I am no closer to my goal. I don’t remember who I am anymore, or how I’m able to write this. This realm, this entire reality, was created just for me by her. And she will not leave me alone. She says my blue eyes are eternal, and then I am able to see the grotesqueries of eternity as a result. I can see in all of it’s cosmic horror that I am bound to existence only as someone else’s thought. It has taken all of my strength just to write this down in the few hours that she is not here. I don’t know when she’ll return, or what awful rites of passage she will make me undergo. I didn’t want children. I didn’t want adventure. I didn’t want any of this. If you’re not simply another figment of her imagination, I give you only these words:
Do not trust Jenna. Do not interact with Jenna. If you meet someone by that name, run. Run as fast as you can away. I am already doomed.”
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-27-l-ron-boots/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Re…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, RhythmBastard
The following message was found in a large glass jar, next to the remains of a fairy of some sort:
“If you’re reading this then I am likely already beyond help. It feels like I’ve been wandering these lands for a millennia already, yet I am no closer to my goal. I don’t remember who I am anymore, or how I’m able to write this. This realm, this entire reality, was created just for me by her. And she will not leave me alone. She says my blue eyes are eternal, and then I am able to see the grotesqueries of eternity as a result. I can see in all of it’s cosmic horror that I am bound to existence only as someone else’s thought. It has taken all of my strength just to write this down in the few hours that she is not here. I don’t know when she’ll return, or what awful rites of passage she will make me undergo. I didn’t want children. I didn’t want adventure. I didn’t want any of this. If you’re not simply another figment of her imagination, I give you only these words:
Do not trust Jenna. Do not interact with Jenna. If you meet someone by that name, run. Run as fast as you can away. I am already doomed.”
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-27-l-ron-boots/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411643566Season 5 Episode 26 – Cucoos and CockstersSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:31:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-26-cucoos-and-cocksters
01:55:51Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril, Sollux
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The liberal media of Hyrule is brainwashing you! Okay, no, they’re really not, we just went a bit off the rails with right-wing conspiracy theories this episode. Another week, another pointless session of lucid dream self-indulgence from Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, and her dreamworld of Hyrule.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-26-cucoos-and-cocksters/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Re…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril, Sollux
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The liberal media of Hyrule is brainwashing you! Okay, no, they’re really not, we just went a bit off the rails with right-wing conspiracy theories this episode. Another week, another pointless session of lucid dream self-indulgence from Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, and her dreamworld of Hyrule.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-26-cucoos-and-cocksters/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411642693Season 5 Episode 25 – Some People Had Good Dad'sSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:29:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-25-some-people-had-good-dads
01:30:21Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
This is the stuff of nightmares. Our Season 5 longfic reading, Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, is so bad that our computer hardware stopped working properly. Yes, we had to re-record this episode on a Sunday because we had technical issues. May the memory forever stain us.
In this episode we finally get to the bonding ceremony (not the good kind of bonding either) – plus pizza burps and general malaise ahoy!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-25-some-people-had-good-dads/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Re…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
This is the stuff of nightmares. Our Season 5 longfic reading, Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, is so bad that our computer hardware stopped working properly. Yes, we had to re-record this episode on a Sunday because we had technical issues. May the memory forever stain us.
In this episode we finally get to the bonding ceremony (not the good kind of bonding either) – plus pizza burps and general malaise ahoy!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-25-some-people-had-good-dads/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411642312Season 5 Episode 24 – Don’t Eat Them GrapesSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:28:41 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-24-dont-eat-them-grapes
02:11:30Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta
Our second foray into the world of Hyrule as lucidly dreamed by Link’s Queen in our Season 5 lognfic reading: “My Inner Life”. For reals, it gets a bit hot and heavy right up until Dracula shows up (our Dracula, not Dracula in the story). Laughs were had, tears were shed, and we definitely ruined a few legacies. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to go commission some Carl on Carl erotic art.?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-24-dont-eat-them-grapes/Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Re…Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta
Our second foray into the world of Hyrule as lucidly dreamed by Link’s Queen in our Season 5 lognfic reading: “My Inner Life”. For reals, it gets a bit hot and heavy right up until Dracula shows up (our Dracula, not Dracula in the story). Laughs were had, tears were shed, and we definitely ruined a few legacies. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to go commission some Carl on Carl erotic art.?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-24-dont-eat-them-grapes/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411642078Season 5 Episode 23 – American SplitsSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:28:07 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-23-american-splits
02:13:13Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
American Splits (by Heisanevilgenius)
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tom
Behold the cosmic horror that is “American Splits” a story by Heisanevilgenius, aka Peter Chimera, aka Tom White who joins the fantastic fivesome in this very episode! We named it right at the start of our show, even, for no apparent reason! Game of Thrones will never be the same again. Following that, we finally get started on our longfic for the season: “My Inner Life” by Link’s Queen. This thing almost predates the internet, people. It was made in the late 90’s as part of someone’s lucid dream experience in the land of Hyrule, complete with Mary-Sue complex and self-insertion. This is gonna hurt real bad. Real bad.
Drink along with us for the longest author’s note we’ve ever read – so long we only barely get into the sexy on the first episode! HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-23-american-splits/Fanfics read:
American Splits (by Heisanevilgeniu…Fanfics read:
American Splits (by Heisanevilgenius)
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tom
Behold the cosmic horror that is “American Splits” a story by Heisanevilgenius, aka Peter Chimera, aka Tom White who joins the fantastic fivesome in this very episode! We named it right at the start of our show, even, for no apparent reason! Game of Thrones will never be the same again. Following that, we finally get started on our longfic for the season: “My Inner Life” by Link’s Queen. This thing almost predates the internet, people. It was made in the late 90’s as part of someone’s lucid dream experience in the land of Hyrule, complete with Mary-Sue complex and self-insertion. This is gonna hurt real bad. Real bad.
Drink along with us for the longest author’s note we’ve ever read – so long we only barely get into the sexy on the first episode! HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-23-american-splits/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411641874Season 5 Episode 22 – HGTV SatanSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:27:40 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-22-hgtv-satan
01:18:18Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Masturbation for Dummies Gold Edition (by Redtana)
Thomas the Tank Engine in: Tension Relief (by TrainMaster64)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn
Guests: Nodachie, Bubbles
Two “titillating” tales to terrify! The first, “Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)” by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It’ll make you ask profound questions like: “does mutual masturbation counts as the ‘friendship’ part of ‘Friendship is Magic’.” The second story, “Tension Relief” by TrainMaster64, will remind you just how creepy Thomas the Tank Engine is and then crank that creep up to 11 with eerie erotica. Toot-toot!?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-22-hgtv-satan/Fanfics read:
Masturbation for Dummies Gold Editi…Fanfics read:
Masturbation for Dummies Gold Edition (by Redtana)
Thomas the Tank Engine in: Tension Relief (by TrainMaster64)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn
Guests: Nodachie, Bubbles
Two “titillating” tales to terrify! The first, “Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)” by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It’ll make you ask profound questions like: “does mutual masturbation counts as the ‘friendship’ part of ‘Friendship is Magic’.” The second story, “Tension Relief” by TrainMaster64, will remind you just how creepy Thomas the Tank Engine is and then crank that creep up to 11 with eerie erotica. Toot-toot!?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-22-hgtv-satan/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411639729Season 5 Episode 21 – I Married a LieSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:21:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-21-i-married-a-lie
01:59:26Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
I Can Fix That (by TheLilacPilgrim)
Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience (by Flutterpriest)
Sonic and the Pokéginas (by Freedom Beef)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by JakeB, which includes camera angles and confusing genitals. It left a pretty nasty taste in our mouths so we decided to dive right into a My Little Pony story guaranteed to offend with “Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience” by Flutterpriest. It’s awesome to confirm that Jesus not only vapes but also can do sick tricks with a fidget spinner. The smut in that one was questionable, so we move on to our favorite: Sonic crossovers with Freedom Beef’s “Sonic and the Pokéginas“. A perfect balance of right up our alley/not up our alley at all! Lastly, based entirely on things talked about during the show, we read “I Can Fix That” by TheLilacPilgrim, an Anderson Cooper/Stephen Colbert spanking fic that we really hope becomes a live adaptation one day. Anderson Cooper is indeed quite dreamy.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-21-i-married-a-lie/Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jak…Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
I Can Fix That (by TheLilacPilgrim)
Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience (by Flutterpriest)
Sonic and the Pokéginas (by Freedom Beef)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by JakeB, which includes camera angles and confusing genitals. It left a pretty nasty taste in our mouths so we decided to dive right into a My Little Pony story guaranteed to offend with “Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience” by Flutterpriest. It’s awesome to confirm that Jesus not only vapes but also can do sick tricks with a fidget spinner. The smut in that one was questionable, so we move on to our favorite: Sonic crossovers with Freedom Beef’s “Sonic and the Pokéginas“. A perfect balance of right up our alley/not up our alley at all! Lastly, based entirely on things talked about during the show, we read “I Can Fix That” by TheLilacPilgrim, an Anderson Cooper/Stephen Colbert spanking fic that we really hope becomes a live adaptation one day. Anderson Cooper is indeed quite dreamy.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-21-i-married-a-lie/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411639327Season 5 Episode 20 – Angus GapedSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:20:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-20-angus-gaped
02:00:23Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
Island Interlude (by Tira Ravenwings)
Tangled Web Flattery (by Tira Ravenwings)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tony, Cap
Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no – the sexual adventures of The Holograms and The Misfits are off-key and boring. Submitted for your disapproval: “Island Interlude” and “Tangled Web Flattery“. But don’t worry fam, we’ve got some toxic fic to wash it all down with: “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by Jake B. It’s from Kristen’s Collection – so you KNOW it’s bad and wrong, wrong, wrong.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-20-angus-gaped/Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jak…Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
Island Interlude (by Tira Ravenwings)
Tangled Web Flattery (by Tira Ravenwings)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tony, Cap
Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no – the sexual adventures of The Holograms and The Misfits are off-key and boring. Submitted for your disapproval: “Island Interlude” and “Tangled Web Flattery“. But don’t worry fam, we’ve got some toxic fic to wash it all down with: “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by Jake B. It’s from Kristen’s Collection – so you KNOW it’s bad and wrong, wrong, wrong.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-20-angus-gaped/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411639054Season 5 Episode 19 – ‘a’he’er U’i’edSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:19:55 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-19-aheer-uied
01:25:08Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Dirty Laundry (by emeraldeyedirishdaughter)
Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash in a Race (by Scootareader)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Sarah, Jeremy
Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us… this was pretty freaking unsexy. Behold as rookie readers get riotous and try to pick apart plot and logic which isn’t there. The alcohol will teach them, and teach them well.
We chase the Whovian smut with a My Little Pony story, because this year Friday Night Fanfiction is going to be at BronyCon – and it’s this weekend! Join us for “Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash Who Beats Sonic in a Race” by by Scootareader. It’s a great story for all fans of MLP and probably no fans of Sonic.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-19-aheer-uied/Fanfics read:
Dirty Laundry (by emeraldeyedirishd…Fanfics read:
Dirty Laundry (by emeraldeyedirishdaughter)
Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash in a Race (by Scootareader)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Sarah, Jeremy
Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us… this was pretty freaking unsexy. Behold as rookie readers get riotous and try to pick apart plot and logic which isn’t there. The alcohol will teach them, and teach them well.
We chase the Whovian smut with a My Little Pony story, because this year Friday Night Fanfiction is going to be at BronyCon – and it’s this weekend! Join us for “Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash Who Beats Sonic in a Race” by by Scootareader. It’s a great story for all fans of MLP and probably no fans of Sonic.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-19-aheer-uied/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411638820Season 5 Episode 18 – Charlie BrowmSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:19:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-18-charlie-browm
01:42:01Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
A Charlie Brown Christmas (by Author Obscure)
Tony, Cind, and Bam Make a Porno (by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Afrohawk, Cyril, Lackofsense, Zak
Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by “boards” we mean both your skateboard as well as whatever phallic object you’re sporting… because Tony Hawk and Bam Margera are about to “grind”.
Next we read “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Author Obscure. We thought it was going to be whimsical. Well, it’s only really whimsical if you’re into pee, inter-species relations, and other forbidden fruits. If you see Charles Schulz in heaven, tell him we’re sorry.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-18-charlie-browm/Fanfics read:
A Charlie Brown Christmas (by Autho…Fanfics read:
A Charlie Brown Christmas (by Author Obscure)
Tony, Cind, and Bam Make a Porno (by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Afrohawk, Cyril, Lackofsense, Zak
Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by “boards” we mean both your skateboard as well as whatever phallic object you’re sporting… because Tony Hawk and Bam Margera are about to “grind”.
Next we read “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Author Obscure. We thought it was going to be whimsical. Well, it’s only really whimsical if you’re into pee, inter-species relations, and other forbidden fruits. If you see Charles Schulz in heaven, tell him we’re sorry.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-18-charlie-browm/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411638628Season 5 Episode 17 – Time and Lube Heal All WoundsSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:18:48 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-17-time-and-lube-heal-all-wounds
01:51:07Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION (by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories)
Toaster Face (by eerosama)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, GraphicSloth, Mirri
Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But… “by start “right” we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In “Toaster Face” by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh with a cooking toaster. Yeah. It was pretty awful.
Then we move on to indie game sensation, Undertale. It’s a first for us here on the show and in “THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION” by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories we get quite the introduction. Join us on a quest for boning literally anyone or anything in the game… and it still didn’t happen. But a lot of walls were broken, particularly the 4th one.
BONE JOKES!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-17-time-and-lube-heal-all-wounds/Fanfics read:
THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICT…Fanfics read:
THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION (by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories)
Toaster Face (by eerosama)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, GraphicSloth, Mirri
Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But… “by start “right” we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In “Toaster Face” by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh with a cooking toaster. Yeah. It was pretty awful.
Then we move on to indie game sensation, Undertale. It’s a first for us here on the show and in “THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION” by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories we get quite the introduction. Join us on a quest for boning literally anyone or anything in the game… and it still didn’t happen. But a lot of walls were broken, particularly the 4th one.
BONE JOKES!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-17-time-and-lube-heal-all-wounds/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411638451Season 5 Episode 16 – WooSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:18:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-16-woo
01:47:07Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sony, Tia
It’s always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy” by Baranbrat – Presidents were impersonated, Die’s were Harded, Woo’s were woo’d, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily functions happened. The smiles hurt on top of the pain of reading… Even when we’re having fun it’s almost unbearable.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-16-woo/Fanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by …Fanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sony, Tia
It’s always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy” by Baranbrat – Presidents were impersonated, Die’s were Harded, Woo’s were woo’d, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily functions happened. The smiles hurt on top of the pain of reading… Even when we’re having fun it’s almost unbearable.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-16-woo/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411635874Season 5 Episode 15 – Dark Chocolate Beef StickSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:11:12 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-15-dark-chocolate-beef-stick
01:51:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Symphoenix, Scout
Sample forbidden and horrible delicacies and profusely inappropriate renditions of already cringe-worthy TV in Baranbrat’s “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy“. This… this is gonna suck. And it did. There was LOTS of sucking involved, along with some of the funniest most terrible sexual writing we’ve read this season.
Lumps were identified, Tiduses were laughed, and panties were eaten.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-15-dark-chocolate-beef-stick/Fanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by …Fanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Symphoenix, Scout
Sample forbidden and horrible delicacies and profusely inappropriate renditions of already cringe-worthy TV in Baranbrat’s “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy“. This… this is gonna suck. And it did. There was LOTS of sucking involved, along with some of the funniest most terrible sexual writing we’ve read this season.
Lumps were identified, Tiduses were laughed, and panties were eaten.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-15-dark-chocolate-beef-stick/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411635700Season 5 Episode 14 – The Great Chicken WarSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:10:43 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-14-the-great-chicken-war
01:38:52Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Batman and Robocop The Day the Men Found Love (by ComicsNix)
Doomsday Womb (by ComicsNix)
The Great Dicks of Earth
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Epidehl, Wolfboy
We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode we tackle some old classics involving Batman, Robocop, Superman, and Inspector Gadget in two wonderful tales. First, “Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men found Love“, in which David’s chickens fight and we discuss how phone sex with Robocop would work. Not to be outdone, “Doomsday Womb” is one of the most epic stories we’ve ever read; involving Kryptonite cockrings and Large Hadron Colliders. To round it all off, Val reads a beautiful poem compiled by loyal fan, Kutsu Shita, entitle “The Great Dicks of Earth“. Many jokes were made, many technical issues overcome, and much too much alcohol was imbibed.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-14-the-great-chicken-war/Fanfics read:
Batman and Robocop The Day the Men …Fanfics read:
Batman and Robocop The Day the Men Found Love (by ComicsNix)
Doomsday Womb (by ComicsNix)
The Great Dicks of Earth
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Epidehl, Wolfboy
We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode we tackle some old classics involving Batman, Robocop, Superman, and Inspector Gadget in two wonderful tales. First, “Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men found Love“, in which David’s chickens fight and we discuss how phone sex with Robocop would work. Not to be outdone, “Doomsday Womb” is one of the most epic stories we’ve ever read; involving Kryptonite cockrings and Large Hadron Colliders. To round it all off, Val reads a beautiful poem compiled by loyal fan, Kutsu Shita, entitle “The Great Dicks of Earth“. Many jokes were made, many technical issues overcome, and much too much alcohol was imbibed.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-14-the-great-chicken-war/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411635526Season 5 Episode 13 – Sir Unicocktapus of Bum DiddlesSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:10:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-13-sir-unicocktapus-of-bum-diddles
01:43:48Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering)
Alex Mack meets Sabrina Spellman (by MAW)
Brushmelon
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Beth, Sam
Time to celebrate! We don’t have to read any more of that awful Saved by the Bell fanfiction! …Oh. Great, now we have to read fanfiction about Brushfire and his Melon friend. Yup. We’ve stooped this low, folks. If there were a bottom to this barrel, we would surely have passed it by a few miles by now. Introducing: “Brushmelon“.
We romp through the 90’s with a Disney crossover fic that really knows how to work character appeal: “69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant” by FlippantTriggering. And then we go live action and read “Alex Mack Meets Sabrina Spellman” by MAW. Brace yourselvesfor some very “nope” mind control. But at least the Brushfire thing was kinda sweet, even though it was a friggin’ watermelon.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-13-sir-unicocktapus-of-bum-diddles/Fanfics read:
69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gas…Fanfics read:
69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering)
Alex Mack meets Sabrina Spellman (by MAW)
Brushmelon
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Beth, Sam
Time to celebrate! We don’t have to read any more of that awful Saved by the Bell fanfiction! …Oh. Great, now we have to read fanfiction about Brushfire and his Melon friend. Yup. We’ve stooped this low, folks. If there were a bottom to this barrel, we would surely have passed it by a few miles by now. Introducing: “Brushmelon“.
We romp through the 90’s with a Disney crossover fic that really knows how to work character appeal: “69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant” by FlippantTriggering. And then we go live action and read “Alex Mack Meets Sabrina Spellman” by MAW. Brace yourselvesfor some very “nope” mind control. But at least the Brushfire thing was kinda sweet, even though it was a friggin’ watermelon.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-13-sir-unicocktapus-of-bum-diddles/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411635226Season 5 Episode 12 – The Creamy GooGooSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:09:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-12-the-creamy-googoo
01:40:57Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Bangin’ At Bayside (by Cuzintiny)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn. D-LUCKS, Asterol
Cuzintiny’s wretched Saved By the Bell slashfic, “Bangin’ at Bayside” continues! Seriously, this writer only has the capability of writing preteen-vocabulary level sex scenes. There is literally no character development, or plot, or even bagels. If you take meds, take ’em now (unless you shouldn’t mix them with alcohol). Oh wait – you can’t take your meds, because this story already gulped ’em down!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-12-the-creamy-googoo/Fanfics read:
Bangin’ At Bayside (by Cuzintiny)
…Fanfics read:
Bangin’ At Bayside (by Cuzintiny)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn. D-LUCKS, Asterol
Cuzintiny’s wretched Saved By the Bell slashfic, “Bangin’ at Bayside” continues! Seriously, this writer only has the capability of writing preteen-vocabulary level sex scenes. There is literally no character development, or plot, or even bagels. If you take meds, take ’em now (unless you shouldn’t mix them with alcohol). Oh wait – you can’t take your meds, because this story already gulped ’em down!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-12-the-creamy-googoo/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411634878Season 5 Episode 11 – Man, He Loved CumSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:08:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-11-man-he-loved-cum
01:41:43Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
This pic was fun to do, and the idea of a fat Lucca wearing Gato/Gonzales refitted to be a suit made me laugh (by Doomington)
Bangin’ At Bayside (by Cuzintiny)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Joemotycki
We’re kicking this episode off with something highly unusual, visual and fan-submitted! Loyal listener tehmsu commissioned an artist to draw Lucca from Chrono Trigger – hyper plump and sporting a proportionately engorged member. Doomington, the artist in question, liked it so much they penned a short story to go along with it. Presenting “Lucca Futa” (caution: link contains NSFW image) – we couldn’t not read it. There’s much moisture and grossness involved.
Following that, we started reading “Bangin’ at Bayside” by Cuzintiny, which cuts directly to the chase about the copious amounts of sex being had in the Saved by the Bell universe. It’s going to be a two-parter, and even though we’re only a few pages in, we already know it’s going to be a rough one.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-11-man-he-loved-cum/Fanfics read:
This pic was fun to do, and the ide…Fanfics read:
This pic was fun to do, and the idea of a fat Lucca wearing Gato/Gonzales refitted to be a suit made me laugh (by Doomington)
Bangin’ At Bayside (by Cuzintiny)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Joemotycki
We’re kicking this episode off with something highly unusual, visual and fan-submitted! Loyal listener tehmsu commissioned an artist to draw Lucca from Chrono Trigger – hyper plump and sporting a proportionately engorged member. Doomington, the artist in question, liked it so much they penned a short story to go along with it. Presenting “Lucca Futa” (caution: link contains NSFW image) – we couldn’t not read it. There’s much moisture and grossness involved.
Following that, we started reading “Bangin’ at Bayside” by Cuzintiny, which cuts directly to the chase about the copious amounts of sex being had in the Saved by the Bell universe. It’s going to be a two-parter, and even though we’re only a few pages in, we already know it’s going to be a rough one.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-11-man-he-loved-cum/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411634674Season 5 Episode 10 – What Even is The Radical Squadron?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 17:08:12 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-10-what-even-is-the-radical-squadron
01:20:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Twilight Tinkle (by Grassdragon)
Reboot Re-Booty Call (by De-Manged)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, SirSplee
It’s always a treasure when we read some fanfiction by one of our own fans… And it’s got ponies in it… And the ponies are peeing. And also diapers. The story is called “Twilight Tinkle” by first rate pervert GrassDragon. It was really gross and wet and kind of like the worst Super Soaker fight you could imagine possible. Then, we delve into a fanfic about the 90’s CGI show ReBoot: “ReBooty Call” by De-Manged; where there’s incest and it’s also really gross and not fun to read. But hey, this is our life now, and we do it because you enjoy our suffering.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-10-what-even-is-the-radical-squadron/Fanfics read:
Twilight Tinkle (by Grassdragon)
Re…Fanfics read:
Twilight Tinkle (by Grassdragon)
Reboot Re-Booty Call (by De-Manged)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, SirSplee
It’s always a treasure when we read some fanfiction by one of our own fans… And it’s got ponies in it… And the ponies are peeing. And also diapers. The story is called “Twilight Tinkle” by first rate pervert GrassDragon. It was really gross and wet and kind of like the worst Super Soaker fight you could imagine possible. Then, we delve into a fanfic about the 90’s CGI show ReBoot: “ReBooty Call” by De-Manged; where there’s incest and it’s also really gross and not fun to read. But hey, this is our life now, and we do it because you enjoy our suffering.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-10-what-even-is-the-radical-squadron/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411634551Season 5 Episode 9 – I Can Smell the ErectionSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:07:41 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-9-i-can-smell-the-erection
01:55:21Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
face the strange (by unbeatenduck)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Matt
In this episode, we finish up unbeatenduck’s multiversal trollfic “face the strange”. It did not turn out like we hoped, but it did turn out like we predicted. It wasn’t good, but we did it and that’s the bottom line. Life is all about experiences. Experiences sometimes including saying very offensive things that are written and we can’t omit. Not all of us can be David, you know. But we trudged through, and there was no real ending. So we’re none the better for having wasted two weeks on this.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-9-i-can-smell-the-erection/Fanfics read:
face the strange (by unbeatenduck)
…Fanfics read:
face the strange (by unbeatenduck)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Matt
In this episode, we finish up unbeatenduck’s multiversal trollfic “face the strange”. It did not turn out like we hoped, but it did turn out like we predicted. It wasn’t good, but we did it and that’s the bottom line. Life is all about experiences. Experiences sometimes including saying very offensive things that are written and we can’t omit. Not all of us can be David, you know. But we trudged through, and there was no real ending. So we’re none the better for having wasted two weeks on this.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-9-i-can-smell-the-erection/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411634233Season 5 Episode 8 – David Says the P-WordSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:06:59 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-8-david-says-the-p-word
01:45:59Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
face the strange (by unbeatenduck)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
Sometimes the awfulness of a bad fanfic is rooted in a genuine love of a property and a lust that the author simply has to express. And sometimes… well, sometimes that bad fanfic might be trolling your ass. We think “face the strange” by unbeatenduck is one such fic. Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, Sonic, X-Men, there’s a whole lot of ugh going on here. Some sentences are amazing and absolutely brilliant… Then we get into the slurs that make us cringe, but we still slogged through to make it over halfway.
Now, if only David could face the fact that he needs a new, working headset, that would help us immensely.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-8-david-says-the-p-word/Fanfics read:
face the strange (by unbeatenduck)
…Fanfics read:
face the strange (by unbeatenduck)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
Sometimes the awfulness of a bad fanfic is rooted in a genuine love of a property and a lust that the author simply has to express. And sometimes… well, sometimes that bad fanfic might be trolling your ass. We think “face the strange” by unbeatenduck is one such fic. Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, Sonic, X-Men, there’s a whole lot of ugh going on here. Some sentences are amazing and absolutely brilliant… Then we get into the slurs that make us cringe, but we still slogged through to make it over halfway.
Now, if only David could face the fact that he needs a new, working headset, that would help us immensely.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-8-david-says-the-p-word/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411633954Season 5 Episode 7 – Oh Hi, Mom. Wait, You’ve Read Shark Porn Before?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 17:06:16 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-7-oh-hi-mom-wait-youve-read-shark-porn-before
02:12:29Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Battle Monkeys (by CarlosRegerado)
Saltwater (by Komsomol)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Kyle
Steel yourselves, because we’re back in the vaults and reading more smut from the now-dreaded Kristen’s Collection. First, we have “Saltwater” by Komsomol, which was submitted to us as “like Dolphin Sex, but with Sharks.” We enter some real dream-shaping, shark-humping absurdity where things that aren’t real are apparently real anyway… and learn that claspers are pretty scary stuff.
After that, we read “Battle Monkeys” by CarlosRegerado, which is apparently based on a mobile game. If that game is anything like this story then you’ll be glad you haven’t played it. It features forced cuckolding for primeapes and then a twist ending that made us all feel bad about the human race existing at all.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-7-oh-hi-mom-wait-youve-read-shark-porn-before/Fanfics read:
Battle Monkeys (by CarlosRegerado)
…Fanfics read:
Battle Monkeys (by CarlosRegerado)
Saltwater (by Komsomol)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Kyle
Steel yourselves, because we’re back in the vaults and reading more smut from the now-dreaded Kristen’s Collection. First, we have “Saltwater” by Komsomol, which was submitted to us as “like Dolphin Sex, but with Sharks.” We enter some real dream-shaping, shark-humping absurdity where things that aren’t real are apparently real anyway… and learn that claspers are pretty scary stuff.
After that, we read “Battle Monkeys” by CarlosRegerado, which is apparently based on a mobile game. If that game is anything like this story then you’ll be glad you haven’t played it. It features forced cuckolding for primeapes and then a twist ending that made us all feel bad about the human race existing at all.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-7-oh-hi-mom-wait-youve-read-shark-porn-before/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411633627Season 5 Episode 6 – So This is How They Make Bubble TeaSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:05:23 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-6-so-this-is-how-they-make-bubble-tea
02:17:21Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Tapioca (by Xalts)
The Sequel (by Xalts)
Tapioca 3 The Return (by Xalts)
A Furnished Denmark (by Mizukotsu)
Artemis’s lover (by Oscar)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Cyril, Sollux
Oh. Oh dear. Oh, what has happened here? We read five stories and drudge through the dairy goodness that is Xalts’ Tapioca trilogy; a threesome of stories based on Salamanders in the Homestuck universe. It is very gross and not anatomically or biologically accurate in any way. There’s “Tapioca“, “The Sequel“, and who could forget the riveting finale, “Tapioca 3 The Return“. Delightful.
Following that, we read some fic based off what is itself fanfiction of World War II: Hetalia Axis Powers, with Mizukotsu’s “A Furnished Denmark“. It’s a lovely tale where someone has sex with a couch… and the couch is a person. Then, of course, we close with a story about a boy having sex with a hermaphrodite cat in “Artemis’ Lover” by Oscar. Prepare yourselves for a heaping pile of NOPE.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-6-so-this-is-how-they-make-bubble-tea/Fanfics read:
Tapioca (by Xalts)
The Sequel (by X…Fanfics read:
Tapioca (by Xalts)
The Sequel (by Xalts)
Tapioca 3 The Return (by Xalts)
A Furnished Denmark (by Mizukotsu)
Artemis’s lover (by Oscar)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Cyril, Sollux
Oh. Oh dear. Oh, what has happened here? We read five stories and drudge through the dairy goodness that is Xalts’ Tapioca trilogy; a threesome of stories based on Salamanders in the Homestuck universe. It is very gross and not anatomically or biologically accurate in any way. There’s “Tapioca“, “The Sequel“, and who could forget the riveting finale, “Tapioca 3 The Return“. Delightful.
Following that, we read some fic based off what is itself fanfiction of World War II: Hetalia Axis Powers, with Mizukotsu’s “A Furnished Denmark“. It’s a lovely tale where someone has sex with a couch… and the couch is a person. Then, of course, we close with a story about a boy having sex with a hermaphrodite cat in “Artemis’ Lover” by Oscar. Prepare yourselves for a heaping pile of NOPE.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-6-so-this-is-how-they-make-bubble-tea/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411633459Season 5 Episode 5 – Menajie TwatSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:04:49 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-5-menajie-twat
02:04:08Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Back to the Frollo (By FrolloFreak)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, Sara4thewin
Indulge in a classic Hunchback of Notre-Dame fanfic. Or try to, anyway. “Back to the Frollo” by the aptly-named Frollofreak shuts us down for two reasons. One: it’s ultra racist. Two: it’s boring. REAAAAAAAAAAAAL boring. It does not become enjoyable. Ever.
Lucky us, we’re entertaining folks and we have two amazing fan readers suffering with us through the time-traveling Toyota and numerous flashbacks that do nothing to establish plot or character. Based on this, we’re never going to visit Indiana.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-5-menajie-twat/Fanfics read:
Back to the Frollo (By FrolloFreak)…Fanfics read:
Back to the Frollo (By FrolloFreak)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, Sara4thewin
Indulge in a classic Hunchback of Notre-Dame fanfic. Or try to, anyway. “Back to the Frollo” by the aptly-named Frollofreak shuts us down for two reasons. One: it’s ultra racist. Two: it’s boring. REAAAAAAAAAAAAL boring. It does not become enjoyable. Ever.
Lucky us, we’re entertaining folks and we have two amazing fan readers suffering with us through the time-traveling Toyota and numerous flashbacks that do nothing to establish plot or character. Based on this, we’re never going to visit Indiana.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-5-menajie-twat/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411633234Season 5 Episode 4 – Tool of the FatesSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:04:21 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-4-tool-of-the-fates
01:45:58Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Heidi: The Tool-Time Girl (by alurker8192)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tehmsu, Moguta
Join us for a festive romp through the 90’s – when Tim Allen was both a family sitcom icon and symbol for what happens when you do too many drugs. Find out what happens when Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), Randy (JTT) and Mark (Taran Noah Smith) drug the babysitter and do awful things to her in “Heidi – The Tool-Time Girl” by alurker8192. Yes, it’s a Home Improvementfic, and the story is about as old as the show itself. Ready for the plot twist? It turns out Heidi wasn’t actually drugged and really wanted the tools of the Taylor kids all along! Pretty sure they cancelled the show after ABC became aware of this story’s existence. It wouldn’t surprise us at all.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-4-tool-of-the-fates/Fanfics read:
Heidi: The Tool-Time Girl (by alurk…Fanfics read:
Heidi: The Tool-Time Girl (by alurker8192)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tehmsu, Moguta
Join us for a festive romp through the 90’s – when Tim Allen was both a family sitcom icon and symbol for what happens when you do too many drugs. Find out what happens when Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), Randy (JTT) and Mark (Taran Noah Smith) drug the babysitter and do awful things to her in “Heidi – The Tool-Time Girl” by alurker8192. Yes, it’s a Home Improvementfic, and the story is about as old as the show itself. Ready for the plot twist? It turns out Heidi wasn’t actually drugged and really wanted the tools of the Taylor kids all along! Pretty sure they cancelled the show after ABC became aware of this story’s existence. It wouldn’t surprise us at all.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-4-tool-of-the-fates/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411633045Season 5 Episode 3 – Precum JonesSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:03:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-3-precum-jones
02:13:21Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood (Avenging It With Sex) (by therealfroggy)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ice Abyzz
Prepare to be enthralled by the sex-swapping, gender-bending wonderment of the Avengers slashfic, “Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood” by therealfroggy. Logan gets broken, David gets bored, Stevo gets angry, and Val sounds Canadian. Oh, and one of our guest readers Shawn sounds Canadian too, but differently Canadian. But yeah, long story short: Tony Stark turns into a girl and can’t stop fondling himself or initiating an orgy with the other Avengers. Remember: this is probably not how female anatomy works.
Happy banging!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-3-precum-jones/Fanfics read:
Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood (Aveng…Fanfics read:
Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood (Avenging It With Sex) (by therealfroggy)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ice Abyzz
Prepare to be enthralled by the sex-swapping, gender-bending wonderment of the Avengers slashfic, “Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood” by therealfroggy. Logan gets broken, David gets bored, Stevo gets angry, and Val sounds Canadian. Oh, and one of our guest readers Shawn sounds Canadian too, but differently Canadian. But yeah, long story short: Tony Stark turns into a girl and can’t stop fondling himself or initiating an orgy with the other Avengers. Remember: this is probably not how female anatomy works.
Happy banging!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-3-precum-jones/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411632697Season 5 Episode 2 – Sombrero CrabSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:03:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-2-sombrero-crab
01:37:56Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mobius (by Fenrirgochad)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Fenrirgochad, Shika
This is what happens when we find a stranger in the Alps, then they write a story, and we bring them on the show to read it. Longtime Nerdy Show fan Fenrirgochad has brought to us a fanfic of his own devising for us all to read. He inserted Stevo into a crossover fic between The Brave Little Toaster and *sigh* Sonic the Hedgehog. Yup. Things happen. Sexy almost happens a lot… and apparently death also happens a lot.
This was hilarious, weird, and we learned a lot about echidna dicks. Presenting, “The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mobius” by Fenrirgochad.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-2-sombrero-crab/Fanfics read:
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mo…Fanfics read:
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mobius (by Fenrirgochad)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Fenrirgochad, Shika
This is what happens when we find a stranger in the Alps, then they write a story, and we bring them on the show to read it. Longtime Nerdy Show fan Fenrirgochad has brought to us a fanfic of his own devising for us all to read. He inserted Stevo into a crossover fic between The Brave Little Toaster and *sigh* Sonic the Hedgehog. Yup. Things happen. Sexy almost happens a lot… and apparently death also happens a lot.
This was hilarious, weird, and we learned a lot about echidna dicks. Presenting, “The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mobius” by Fenrirgochad.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-2-sombrero-crab/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411632520Season 5 Episode 1 – “Spornsored” by PornhubSat, 10 Mar 2018 17:02:36 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-5-episode-1-spornsored-by-pornhub
01:48:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering)
A Healthy Student-Teacher Relationship (by Jlargent)
The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made (by Carliro)
The Play (by DemiraWithers)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
We’re BAAAAAAAAAACK!
Season 5 gets started off “right”. Which is to say, very, very wrong. We take on a story we can’t finish! Not because it is incomplete, but because it’s such an awful experience and we actually can’t bear continuing it. It’s horrible. Awful. Disgusting. All the bad words. To quote one listener verbatim: “I expected the sexism, but the racism was a surprise.” The nightmare in question is “The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made” written by notoriously material-banned author Eogrus under an alternate account.
We get through one lap of readers before calling it quits and moving on to more familiar, safe territory: Harry Potter fanfic (“The Play” by DemiraWithers)… Except this is an alternate world where Voldemort is basically Harry’s impromptu father/teacher/etc and then there’s wangs out. Finally, we wrap up with some futa in “A Healthy Student/Teacher Relationship” by Jlargent. It’ll make you wonder if the pills you’ve been taking your whole life are to prevent some form of new genitalia erupting from your nether-regions.
Good to be back, folks!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-1-spornsored-by-pornhub/Fanfics read:
69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gas…Fanfics read:
69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering)
A Healthy Student-Teacher Relationship (by Jlargent)
The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made (by Carliro)
The Play (by DemiraWithers)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn
We’re BAAAAAAAAAACK!
Season 5 gets started off “right”. Which is to say, very, very wrong. We take on a story we can’t finish! Not because it is incomplete, but because it’s such an awful experience and we actually can’t bear continuing it. It’s horrible. Awful. Disgusting. All the bad words. To quote one listener verbatim: “I expected the sexism, but the racism was a surprise.” The nightmare in question is “The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made” written by notoriously material-banned author Eogrus under an alternate account.
We get through one lap of readers before calling it quits and moving on to more familiar, safe territory: Harry Potter fanfic (“The Play” by DemiraWithers)… Except this is an alternate world where Voldemort is basically Harry’s impromptu father/teacher/etc and then there’s wangs out. Finally, we wrap up with some futa in “A Healthy Student/Teacher Relationship” by Jlargent. It’ll make you wonder if the pills you’ve been taking your whole life are to prevent some form of new genitalia erupting from your nether-regions.
Good to be back, folks!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-5-episode-1-spornsored-by-pornhub/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411622035Season 4 Episode 33 – Last Trip to Sister TownSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:35:09 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-33-last-trip-to-sister-town
02:08:36Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
This is it. The season finale and the final installment of Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. We’ve done it! We’ve finished the longest story we will ever attempt to read. Nothing else comes close to the epic-length nightmare we’ve subjected ourselves to. Never again. Never forget. This story is drek. It’s awful and deplorable and we hated it. Oh sure, there was some fun to be had along the way, but this one nearly tore us apart at times. We hope you enjoyed yourselves.
Friday Night Fanfiction Season Four is now complete! We’ll be taking about a month off and coming back sometime in late March after all the next stories have been picked, new guests have been scheduled, and the toxins purged from our bodies. Thank you to everyone who listened, hung out in the chat, or read with us over the last ridiculous sojourn We look forward to seeing you all again real soon!
Goodbye forever, Adam. Let us never again talk about “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”.
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Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
This is it. The season finale and the final installment of Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. We’ve done it! We’ve finished the longest story we will ever attempt to read. Nothing else comes close to the epic-length nightmare we’ve subjected ourselves to. Never again. Never forget. This story is drek. It’s awful and deplorable and we hated it. Oh sure, there was some fun to be had along the way, but this one nearly tore us apart at times. We hope you enjoyed yourselves.
Friday Night Fanfiction Season Four is now complete! We’ll be taking about a month off and coming back sometime in late March after all the next stories have been picked, new guests have been scheduled, and the toxins purged from our bodies. Thank you to everyone who listened, hung out in the chat, or read with us over the last ridiculous sojourn We look forward to seeing you all again real soon!
Goodbye forever, Adam. Let us never again talk about “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-33-last-trip-to-sister-town/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411621873Season 4 Episode 32 – Grandma’s MethSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:34:42 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-32-grandmas-meth
01:22:27Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
After the sweet release of taking an episode off from Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re back in the stink. Our protagonist is beside himself too – no matter his wealth of harem occupants, he’s still not satisfied and resorts to porn for his pleasures… AND he complains about it! The nerve of some people. But hey – there’s some drama too: a character has a heart attack. Not surprisingly, the resulting emotions are forced and ends with cuddling with multiple Pokéladies and wanking it to a woman blowing snake.
We are close to the end. So very close. But not quite yet.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-32-grandmas-meth/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
After the sweet release of taking an episode off from Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re back in the stink. Our protagonist is beside himself too – no matter his wealth of harem occupants, he’s still not satisfied and resorts to porn for his pleasures… AND he complains about it! The nerve of some people. But hey – there’s some drama too: a character has a heart attack. Not surprisingly, the resulting emotions are forced and ends with cuddling with multiple Pokéladies and wanking it to a woman blowing snake.
We are close to the end. So very close. But not quite yet.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-32-grandmas-meth/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411620790Season 4 Episode 31 – BilkSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:31:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-31-bilk
01:54:28Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassandra Claire)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, JoeCam, Tom (heisanevilgenius)
In this episode, we take a reprieve.
We take a long, hard look at ourselves and decide to shirk off our Pokémon shackles for an evening and read something that restores our sanity. JoeCam (of SML Podcast) and Tom Heisanevilgenius (of Weird Video Games and Peter Chimaera) join us for a wonderful LiveJournal-y romp through The Lord of the Rings with “The Very Secret Diaries” by Cassandra Claire.
Though unfinished, this was exactly what we needed. Shout outs to all our fellow pervy hobbit-fanciers.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-31-bilk/Fanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassand…Fanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Cassandra Claire)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, JoeCam, Tom (heisanevilgenius)
In this episode, we take a reprieve.
We take a long, hard look at ourselves and decide to shirk off our Pokémon shackles for an evening and read something that restores our sanity. JoeCam (of SML Podcast) and Tom Heisanevilgenius (of Weird Video Games and Peter Chimaera) join us for a wonderful LiveJournal-y romp through The Lord of the Rings with “The Very Secret Diaries” by Cassandra Claire.
Though unfinished, this was exactly what we needed. Shout outs to all our fellow pervy hobbit-fanciers.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-31-bilk/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411620397Season 4 Episode 30 – My Penis is a DinosaurSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:30:49 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-30-my-penis-is-a-dinosaur
01:48:12Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Well… it’s finally happened. We’re finally here… the pinnacle of Niduranduran’s perverse Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”’ depravity: the incest. It’s happening – and it’s just as bad as we remembered it being. Yahoo answers did not help assuage our fears either.
In this episode, our core crew soldiers into this story’s dark depths. Really, truly, it’s probably the lowest we’ve ever been brought by a fanfic.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-30-my-penis-is-a-dinosaur/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Well… it’s finally happened. We’re finally here… the pinnacle of Niduranduran’s perverse Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”’ depravity: the incest. It’s happening – and it’s just as bad as we remembered it being. Yahoo answers did not help assuage our fears either.
In this episode, our core crew soldiers into this story’s dark depths. Really, truly, it’s probably the lowest we’ve ever been brought by a fanfic.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-30-my-penis-is-a-dinosaur/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411620097Season 4 Episode 29 – Chicken Grease is Nature’s LubricantSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:30:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-29-chicken-grease-is-natures-lubricant
01:29:09Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
In the 14th installment of our journey into Niduranduran’s Pokémon smut novella, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, the author shows that they have more hot air to blow than the entire population of politicians, sales representatives, and televangelists combined. Our hero(?) Adam finishes the battle getting sweet sweet revenge on his Absol’s previous trainer and then proceeds to discuss how to deal with his sister’s newly christened poképhilia.
We’re making deep, personal sacrifices to our sanity here, people. Hope you’re happy.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-29-chicken-grease-is-natures-lubricant/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
In the 14th installment of our journey into Niduranduran’s Pokémon smut novella, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, the author shows that they have more hot air to blow than the entire population of politicians, sales representatives, and televangelists combined. Our hero(?) Adam finishes the battle getting sweet sweet revenge on his Absol’s previous trainer and then proceeds to discuss how to deal with his sister’s newly christened poképhilia.
We’re making deep, personal sacrifices to our sanity here, people. Hope you’re happy.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-29-chicken-grease-is-natures-lubricant/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411619629Season 4 Episode 28 – Grumbleforps and Where To Find ThemSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:28:41 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-28-grumbleforps-and-where-to-find-them
01:38:25Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, SwordScout, Symphoenix, Val, Ryan, Addie, Tom, Beth
The downward spiral of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues, and we’ve made it to the most infamous part: the battle scene where Lethe confronts her previous trainer who abused her. Nah. Just kidding… None of that happens…. Yet. But we do get to the part where Adam discovers inappropriate feelings for his sister, who was caught on spycam enjoying his Poképorn.
So join us for this two-sectioned pre-MAGFest episode and our double sets of guest readers!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-28-grumbleforps-and-where-to-find-them/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, SwordScout, Symphoenix, Val, Ryan, Addie, Tom, Beth
The downward spiral of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues, and we’ve made it to the most infamous part: the battle scene where Lethe confronts her previous trainer who abused her. Nah. Just kidding… None of that happens…. Yet. But we do get to the part where Adam discovers inappropriate feelings for his sister, who was caught on spycam enjoying his Poképorn.
So join us for this two-sectioned pre-MAGFest episode and our double sets of guest readers!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-28-grumbleforps-and-where-to-find-them/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411619380Season 4 Episode 27 – Ritual HeadikuSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:27:57 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-27-ritual-headiku
01:39:27Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Luiza
Prepare for an episode rife with faux-drama. In this installment of our continuing sojourn through Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, our main character struggles with the age old quandary of who to date: his girlfriend, or his pokémon. Obviously the choice is both. They celebrate this victory by having a threesome.
Can we tap out of this story already?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-27-ritual-headiku/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Luiza
Prepare for an episode rife with faux-drama. In this installment of our continuing sojourn through Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, our main character struggles with the age old quandary of who to date: his girlfriend, or his pokémon. Obviously the choice is both. They celebrate this victory by having a threesome.
Can we tap out of this story already?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-27-ritual-headiku/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411619068Season 4 Episode 26 – Various GourdsSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:27:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-26-various-gourds
01:43:45Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Fenrir
Our marathon read of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues and we spice things up with a new rotating referee mechanic. We’re really excited about this, because it’s something that isn’t stale, played out, or boring; unlike the story we keep reading!
Delight in the trite drama of an Absol wanting to date it’s owner, even though they’ve already been banging for months. It’s really weird. Adam tries to have a heart and of course, he screws everything up. Also, we ended up talking about G Gundam, because David is terrible.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-26-various-gourds/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Fenrir
Our marathon read of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues and we spice things up with a new rotating referee mechanic. We’re really excited about this, because it’s something that isn’t stale, played out, or boring; unlike the story we keep reading!
Delight in the trite drama of an Absol wanting to date it’s owner, even though they’ve already been banging for months. It’s really weird. Adam tries to have a heart and of course, he screws everything up. Also, we ended up talking about G Gundam, because David is terrible.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-26-various-gourds/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411618777Season 4 Episode 25 – I’m Sure That’s Somebody’s FetishSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:26:28 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-25-im-sure-thats-somebodys-fetish
02:26:43Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Nodachie, Sir Splee
The original recording for this episode was lost due to technical issues, so we all had to actually meet on a Monday to re-record it and then some! We finally get to the fateful encounter during the road trip between our Gary Stu and Sinnoh Champion Cynthia. Oh, and Adam’s girlfriend Tabby get’s screwed by a bird. Yeah, that‘s right, a frickin’ bird. Ridiculous. And stupid. And ridiculously stupid. Sir Splee and Nodachie were kind enough to be able to work around our schedule, so eternal thanks to them. Next time, we hope it isn’t during this story though.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-25-im-sure-thats-somebodys-fetish/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Nodachie, Sir Splee
The original recording for this episode was lost due to technical issues, so we all had to actually meet on a Monday to re-record it and then some! We finally get to the fateful encounter during the road trip between our Gary Stu and Sinnoh Champion Cynthia. Oh, and Adam’s girlfriend Tabby get’s screwed by a bird. Yeah, that‘s right, a frickin’ bird. Ridiculous. And stupid. And ridiculously stupid. Sir Splee and Nodachie were kind enough to be able to work around our schedule, so eternal thanks to them. Next time, we hope it isn’t during this story though.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-25-im-sure-thats-somebodys-fetish/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411618513Season 4 Episode 24 – Chainsaw SoloSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:25:44 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-24-chainsaw-solo
02:07:33Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Arkais, Moguta
Referee: Val
Succumb once again to the tortures of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. In this episode… its the same thing. The same damn song and dance we’ve been enduring for, like, two months. Has it been two months? We can’t remember the last time we’ve seen the sun rise.
This is like a more erotic version of Pitch Black, but without the action or Vin Diesel or Keith David. No, wait… in this episode the only eroticism we get is a mid-coitus evolution, and then more back story about the Tsundere Absol, and then a road trip maybe? Only the love and affection of our fans helps us limp along here, and for sharing that pain we are eternally grateful.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-24-chainsaw-solo/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Arkais, Moguta
Referee: Val
Succumb once again to the tortures of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. In this episode… its the same thing. The same damn song and dance we’ve been enduring for, like, two months. Has it been two months? We can’t remember the last time we’ve seen the sun rise.
This is like a more erotic version of Pitch Black, but without the action or Vin Diesel or Keith David. No, wait… in this episode the only eroticism we get is a mid-coitus evolution, and then more back story about the Tsundere Absol, and then a road trip maybe? Only the love and affection of our fans helps us limp along here, and for sharing that pain we are eternally grateful.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-24-chainsaw-solo/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411618255Season 4 Episode 23 – Circus PenisSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:25:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-23-circus-penis
01:45:54Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mike, Mana
Referee: Val
In this chapter of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” the rumpus of Solaceon Daycare heats up as hints are seeded about a forthcoming sister-banging. For the time being, there’s more explicit love with pokermans as our main character gets the house to himself for the weekend, and has to make the awful choice of who/what/where/when to shtup his pocket monsters. More Funky Cold Medina is consumed, with a character perfectly expressing our disgust by saying “please stop calling it that.”
Yeah. No. Just no.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-23-circus-penis/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mike, Mana
Referee: Val
In this chapter of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” the rumpus of Solaceon Daycare heats up as hints are seeded about a forthcoming sister-banging. For the time being, there’s more explicit love with pokermans as our main character gets the house to himself for the weekend, and has to make the awful choice of who/what/where/when to shtup his pocket monsters. More Funky Cold Medina is consumed, with a character perfectly expressing our disgust by saying “please stop calling it that.”
Yeah. No. Just no.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-23-circus-penis/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411617907Season 4 Episode 22 – Ice Cream GenitalsSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:23:56 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-22-ice-cream-genitals
01:52:39Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Epidehl, Ice Abyzz
Referee: Val
As if there wasn’t enough Pokémon sex going on in our prior readings of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“, the author now digs deeper into the main characters’ Poképhilia sexperiences just to ram home how commonplace pubescent pet plowing is in this “universe”. Join us as we trek back to multiple traumatic pasts, such as: a lady pounding a big fire chicken after getting caught self-loving on a snorlax pillow. Later on, our main character goes to get a footjob from a nurse. Yes, he still complains about how much of a burden his life is.
Wretch.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-22-ice-cream-genitals/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Epidehl, Ice Abyzz
Referee: Val
As if there wasn’t enough Pokémon sex going on in our prior readings of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“, the author now digs deeper into the main characters’ Poképhilia sexperiences just to ram home how commonplace pubescent pet plowing is in this “universe”. Join us as we trek back to multiple traumatic pasts, such as: a lady pounding a big fire chicken after getting caught self-loving on a snorlax pillow. Later on, our main character goes to get a footjob from a nurse. Yes, he still complains about how much of a burden his life is.
Wretch.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-22-ice-cream-genitals/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411617673Season 4 Episode 21 – Good Old Ass CleftsSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:23:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-21-good-old-ass-clefts
01:31:06Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Tehmsu
Referee: Val
Happy Thanksgiving from our terrible family to your terrible family! While you all are bursting at the seems from leftovers and fretting about how badly you confronted Uncle Blake about his B.O. stank yesterday, we spent more time reading. Because of course that’s what we do.
We schlep onward in Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” or “Sexcellent Taintventures” if you’ve been following the “story”. In this episode: buildup to eventual wincest and… EMOLGA SEX!
Yeah, the protagonist has sex with an electric squirrel. There’s a reason we drink to forget.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-21-good-old-ass-clefts/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Tehmsu
Referee: Val
Happy Thanksgiving from our terrible family to your terrible family! While you all are bursting at the seems from leftovers and fretting about how badly you confronted Uncle Blake about his B.O. stank yesterday, we spent more time reading. Because of course that’s what we do.
We schlep onward in Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” or “Sexcellent Taintventures” if you’ve been following the “story”. In this episode: buildup to eventual wincest and… EMOLGA SEX!
Yeah, the protagonist has sex with an electric squirrel. There’s a reason we drink to forget.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-21-good-old-ass-clefts/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411617481Season 4 Episode 20 – Are Canadian Farts Syrupy?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 16:22:39 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-20-are-canadian-farts-syrupy
02:04:20Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tony, G, V
Referee: Stevo
As the accelerating innuendo of impeding incest thickens sludgier than a Canadian fart, we plunge ever deeper into the Pokésex abyss of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. Our main Gary Stu tackles another smattering of minty and licorice flavored sex juices. Sounds delicious? Sounds eloquent? It’s so not. They’re literally sexing up sentient animals. Many of them. Multiple times. And everyone is okay with this.
There is no light at the end of this tunnel. It’s just another Absol’s anus.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-20-are-canadian-farts-syrupy/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tony, G, V
Referee: Stevo
As the accelerating innuendo of impeding incest thickens sludgier than a Canadian fart, we plunge ever deeper into the Pokésex abyss of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. Our main Gary Stu tackles another smattering of minty and licorice flavored sex juices. Sounds delicious? Sounds eloquent? It’s so not. They’re literally sexing up sentient animals. Many of them. Multiple times. And everyone is okay with this.
There is no light at the end of this tunnel. It’s just another Absol’s anus.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-20-are-canadian-farts-syrupy/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411617256Season 4 Episode 19 – Celibacy SteakSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:22:08 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-19-celibacy-steak
02:11:53Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Gorejuice, Joemotycki
Referee: Val
Another day, another chunk of Pokésmut to chew through. In this installment of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re introduced to a new angsty love interest , and a faux hipster at that (as if the main character doesn’t have a full enough harem already).
Plus there’s more- you know what? You already know what’s going on in this thing. You know what to expect. There’s no uphill from here. We’re only going to delve deeper into the debauchery.
Keep your airhorns squeaky clean, folks.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-19-celibacy-steak/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Gorejuice, Joemotycki
Referee: Val
Another day, another chunk of Pokésmut to chew through. In this installment of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re introduced to a new angsty love interest , and a faux hipster at that (as if the main character doesn’t have a full enough harem already).
Plus there’s more- you know what? You already know what’s going on in this thing. You know what to expect. There’s no uphill from here. We’re only going to delve deeper into the debauchery.
Keep your airhorns squeaky clean, folks.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-19-celibacy-steak/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411616998Season 4 Episode 18 – Ass to ToiletSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:21:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-18-ass-to-toilet
01:41:16Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, ChronoTyrant
Referee: Val
You guessed it, our trek continues through Niduranduran’s longform erotic Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. This time we begin with a vigorous banging of a cucumber and the family cat. Then we encounter some much-needed character development and the introduction of another Pokémon ripe for a sensual liaison – this time with a broody past and active Tsundere gene. More puns are made, more horrors are uncovered. You know, the same drink-inducing, joke-to-keep-sane, usual here on FNF.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-18-ass-to-toilet/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, ChronoTyrant
Referee: Val
You guessed it, our trek continues through Niduranduran’s longform erotic Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. This time we begin with a vigorous banging of a cucumber and the family cat. Then we encounter some much-needed character development and the introduction of another Pokémon ripe for a sensual liaison – this time with a broody past and active Tsundere gene. More puns are made, more horrors are uncovered. You know, the same drink-inducing, joke-to-keep-sane, usual here on FNF.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-18-ass-to-toilet/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411616809Season 4 Episode 17 – The Ol’ Jerk ‘N’ SmirkSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:21:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-17-the-ol-jerk-n-smirk
01:47:49Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Beth, Sam
Referee: Val
Continuing our adventure with the nightmarish “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. We find ourselves fully immersed in the orgy-tastic porkfest that apparently is still not considered “full caligula”. Thrill as the main character finds yet another (human) love interest, gets his Poké license, and gets finger friendly with a lady house cat. Why not? Oh, but don’t worry, there’s Pokésex in this one: this time around he bones a Lopunny. Party.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-17-the-ol-jerk-n-smirk/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Beth, Sam
Referee: Val
Continuing our adventure with the nightmarish “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. We find ourselves fully immersed in the orgy-tastic porkfest that apparently is still not considered “full caligula”. Thrill as the main character finds yet another (human) love interest, gets his Poké license, and gets finger friendly with a lady house cat. Why not? Oh, but don’t worry, there’s Pokésex in this one: this time around he bones a Lopunny. Party.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-17-the-ol-jerk-n-smirk/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411616443Season 4 Episode 16 – BulgéSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:20:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-16-bulge
01:49:07Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Lackofsense
Referee: Val
We return to our latest long form fanfic nightmare: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran and delve deeper into the madness and Poképhilia. Adam starts to unravel the thread of eroticism that is his budding lust for non-anthropomorphic animalia when a Chikorita begins to catch his fancy. Seriously, its a cucumber mint plan with eyes. This is wrong on so many levels, and we’re not even an eighth of the way done.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-16-bulge/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Lackofsense
Referee: Val
We return to our latest long form fanfic nightmare: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran and delve deeper into the madness and Poképhilia. Adam starts to unravel the thread of eroticism that is his budding lust for non-anthropomorphic animalia when a Chikorita begins to catch his fancy. Seriously, its a cucumber mint plan with eyes. This is wrong on so many levels, and we’re not even an eighth of the way done.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-16-bulge/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411615777Season 4 Episode 15 – My First Time With A Latex GloveSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:18:44 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-15-my-first-time-with-a-latex-glove
01:52:09Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val
After a month-long hiatus to clean up a bunch of things, we’re back! To celebrate, our core hosting party gathered to summon forth one of our most infamous fics from the time before Friday Night Fanfic. Yes, this season’s longfic is “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. It’s notable for its length, detail, attention to character building, and of course, its copious amounts of Poképhilia, incest, group sex, and squirting. Yes, this story is just as bad as we remember it, even though we don’t remember most of it.
Bottom’s up, down your glass, grab a piece of Poké-ass!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-15-my-first-time-with-a-latex-glove/Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Advent…Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val
After a month-long hiatus to clean up a bunch of things, we’re back! To celebrate, our core hosting party gathered to summon forth one of our most infamous fics from the time before Friday Night Fanfic. Yes, this season’s longfic is “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. It’s notable for its length, detail, attention to character building, and of course, its copious amounts of Poképhilia, incest, group sex, and squirting. Yes, this story is just as bad as we remember it, even though we don’t remember most of it.
Bottom’s up, down your glass, grab a piece of Poké-ass!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-15-my-first-time-with-a-latex-glove/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411615456Season 4 Episode 14 – Why All It?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 16:17:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-14-why-all-it
01:56:49Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust (by ComicsNix)
Severus Snape Professor and Lover (by Comicsnix)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn. Sam, Beth
Referee: Val
Okay, okay… we’ll freely admit our folly on this one. We’re going back to our roots. And by “roots” we mean the first horrible fanfics we read in our pre–FNF days – the literary poison that corrupted our souls and set us on this dark path. What better place to start, than with our old friend, storied author Comicsnix. First we destroy the Scooby-Doo mythos in “Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust” then we ravage Harry Potter AND The Teletubbies in “Severus Snape: Professor and Lover“.
And thus the Misery Cycle begins anew…
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-14-why-all-it/Fanfics read:
Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust (by…Fanfics read:
Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust (by ComicsNix)
Severus Snape Professor and Lover (by Comicsnix)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn. Sam, Beth
Referee: Val
Okay, okay… we’ll freely admit our folly on this one. We’re going back to our roots. And by “roots” we mean the first horrible fanfics we read in our pre–FNF days – the literary poison that corrupted our souls and set us on this dark path. What better place to start, than with our old friend, storied author Comicsnix. First we destroy the Scooby-Doo mythos in “Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust” then we ravage Harry Potter AND The Teletubbies in “Severus Snape: Professor and Lover“.
And thus the Misery Cycle begins anew…
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-14-why-all-it/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411615186Season 4 Episode 13 – As Good As It Gets, Might As Well DrinkSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:17:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-13-as-good-as-it-gets-might-as-well-drink
02:01:46Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Beguile (by 1JettaPug)
ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me! (by Mr. Five)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, DLUCKS, Cap
Referee: Val
Behold: two wildly disproportionate fanfics! The main event is the E.T. sequel you never wanted: “ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me!” by Mr. Five. It turns out the space baby we knew as E.T. has grown into a space man named Kamacla and he’s returning to Earth for his #1 boo, Elliot. You might want to get a bag of Reese’s Pieces to go with your booze for this one. You know, to diversity the things sputtering out of your mouth when this unsettling story forces you to do a spit-take.
Plus: special guest, Nerdy Show‘s Cap interjects with weird E.T. facts and we read “Beguile” by 1JettaPug, a short Overwatch fic. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go shopping for a light-up E.T. finger to stick into various holes.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-13-as-good-as-it-gets-might-as-well-drink/Fanfics read:
Beguile (by 1JettaPug)
ET And Ellio…Fanfics read:
Beguile (by 1JettaPug)
ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me! (by Mr. Five)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, DLUCKS, Cap
Referee: Val
Behold: two wildly disproportionate fanfics! The main event is the E.T. sequel you never wanted: “ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me!” by Mr. Five. It turns out the space baby we knew as E.T. has grown into a space man named Kamacla and he’s returning to Earth for his #1 boo, Elliot. You might want to get a bag of Reese’s Pieces to go with your booze for this one. You know, to diversity the things sputtering out of your mouth when this unsettling story forces you to do a spit-take.
Plus: special guest, Nerdy Show‘s Cap interjects with weird E.T. facts and we read “Beguile” by 1JettaPug, a short Overwatch fic. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go shopping for a light-up E.T. finger to stick into various holes.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-13-as-good-as-it-gets-might-as-well-drink/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411614976Season 4 Episode 12 – I Don’t Want Cake in My Ass, SteveSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:16:36 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-12-i-dont-want-cake-in-my-ass-steve
01:47:48Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson)
She Wants The B (by softplops)
WrestleMania 1962 Voldemort, John Cena, John F Kennedy, and More (by CottoneyeJoe)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Afrohawk
Referee: Val
Deep breath. We stand on the precipice of… FINALLY FINISHING THE LAST PART OF “SONIC IN THE SEARCH FOR LOVE” FOR EVER AND EVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME PLEASE DO NOT SEND US ANYMORE. Please read along with the end of our terrible journey in “Dreams are eternal, search for the true story” by OathkeeperRoxasxNamine09.
After that, we read “She Wants The B” by softplops – a morbid and terrible Bee Movie fanfic. It… It’s not the Jerry Seinfeld that we know and love. Finally, we attempt to read a Wrestlemania fic starring John Cena and JFK for some reason. Behold: “WrestleMania 1962 Voldemort, John Cena, John F Kennedy, and More” by CottoneyeJoe.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-12-i-dont-want-cake-in-my-ass-steve/Fanfics read:
Dreams are eternal, search for the …Fanfics read:
Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson)
She Wants The B (by softplops)
WrestleMania 1962 Voldemort, John Cena, John F Kennedy, and More (by CottoneyeJoe)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Afrohawk
Referee: Val
Deep breath. We stand on the precipice of… FINALLY FINISHING THE LAST PART OF “SONIC IN THE SEARCH FOR LOVE” FOR EVER AND EVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME PLEASE DO NOT SEND US ANYMORE. Please read along with the end of our terrible journey in “Dreams are eternal, search for the true story” by OathkeeperRoxasxNamine09.
After that, we read “She Wants The B” by softplops – a morbid and terrible Bee Movie fanfic. It… It’s not the Jerry Seinfeld that we know and love. Finally, we attempt to read a Wrestlemania fic starring John Cena and JFK for some reason. Behold: “WrestleMania 1962 Voldemort, John Cena, John F Kennedy, and More” by CottoneyeJoe.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-12-i-dont-want-cake-in-my-ass-steve/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411614763Season 4 Episode 11 – Please Don’t Use This Stalactite as a DildoSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:16:02 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-11-please-dont-use-this-stalactite-as-a-dildo
02:00:09Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT)
Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, HerrWozzek
Referee: Val
In this episode, we conclude our Star Wars journey from last week: tribalTAT’s “Star Wars – Episode VII: a NUDE hope“. It just kept getting worse and worse until we hit a cliffhanger. And now we’re plummeting off that cliff into a painful abyss.
After that, we revisit one of Friday Night Fanfiction‘s white whale fics… For a third time. Yup, it’s “Sonic in the Search for Love”! Previously another fan (thanks, DG20016!) wrote an alternate ending to that horrible story, and now OathkeeperRoxasxNamine09 does the same with “Dreams are eternal, search for the true story”
You know, we thought we were done. And then we thought we were done again. Join us for emotional whiplash and another crude adventure!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-11-please-dont-use-this-stalactite-as-a-dildo/Fanfics read:
Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope…Fanfics read:
Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT)
Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, HerrWozzek
Referee: Val
In this episode, we conclude our Star Wars journey from last week: tribalTAT’s “Star Wars – Episode VII: a NUDE hope“. It just kept getting worse and worse until we hit a cliffhanger. And now we’re plummeting off that cliff into a painful abyss.
After that, we revisit one of Friday Night Fanfiction‘s white whale fics… For a third time. Yup, it’s “Sonic in the Search for Love”! Previously another fan (thanks, DG20016!) wrote an alternate ending to that horrible story, and now OathkeeperRoxasxNamine09 does the same with “Dreams are eternal, search for the true story”
You know, we thought we were done. And then we thought we were done again. Join us for emotional whiplash and another crude adventure!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-11-please-dont-use-this-stalactite-as-a-dildo/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411614499Season 4 Episode 10 – Space [noun]Sat, 10 Mar 2018 16:15:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-10-space-noun
02:19:09Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Padme’s Galactic Tour – Kashyyyk (by The Stingray)
Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Jared
Referee: Val
ITS STAR WARS DAY! Wait, no… that’s in May. It’s Rogue One trailer day! Celebrate our first substantial look at the first Star Wars spin-off movie with two naughty, dirty, gross, sexy stories in the Star Wars universe. (Let’s say it’s an “expanded” universe). First, we get a wookie gangbang in “Padme’s Galactic Tour: Kashyyyyk” by The Stingray. Next, we get an alternative to The Force Awakens with “Star Wars Episode VII – a NUDE hope” by tribalTAT. Spoiler alert: Han still dies. This time way worse. Also it involves poop.
ENJOY.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-10-space-noun/Fanfics read:
Padme’s Galactic Tour – Kashyyyk (b…Fanfics read:
Padme’s Galactic Tour – Kashyyyk (by The Stingray)
Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Jared
Referee: Val
ITS STAR WARS DAY! Wait, no… that’s in May. It’s Rogue One trailer day! Celebrate our first substantial look at the first Star Wars spin-off movie with two naughty, dirty, gross, sexy stories in the Star Wars universe. (Let’s say it’s an “expanded” universe). First, we get a wookie gangbang in “Padme’s Galactic Tour: Kashyyyyk” by The Stingray. Next, we get an alternative to The Force Awakens with “Star Wars Episode VII – a NUDE hope” by tribalTAT. Spoiler alert: Han still dies. This time way worse. Also it involves poop.
ENJOY.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-10-space-noun/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411614004Season 4 Episode 9 – *Insert Food-Related Pun Here*Sat, 10 Mar 2018 16:14:15 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-9-insert-food-related-pun-here
01:58:51Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Classic (by whiskyandoldspice (Itsirtou))
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Joemotycki, Sollux
Referee: Val
We finally, FINALLY crush through the painful, Poképorn sensation that is “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. We all got very sad and Stevo, at least, got very very hungry. Then, we wash our mouths out with “Classic” by whiskeyandoldspice – a short story about Q.
No, not that Q.
No, not that one either. Apparently, a very young Q from a new James Bond thing. We recommend thinking of superwrinkles Q, though. Makes it grosser.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-9-insert-food-related-pun-here/Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku…Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Classic (by whiskyandoldspice (Itsirtou))
Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Joemotycki, Sollux
Referee: Val
We finally, FINALLY crush through the painful, Poképorn sensation that is “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. We all got very sad and Stevo, at least, got very very hungry. Then, we wash our mouths out with “Classic” by whiskeyandoldspice – a short story about Q.
No, not that Q.
No, not that one either. Apparently, a very young Q from a new James Bond thing. We recommend thinking of superwrinkles Q, though. Makes it grosser.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-9-insert-food-related-pun-here/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411613734Season 4 Episode 8 – One Pump ChumpSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:13:39 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-8-one-pump-chump
01:49:44Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Sir Splee, Waffle
Referee: Val
We delve deeper into “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku and switch perspectives to a different character. Even with new blood in the mix, the Pokémon raping fiasco persists, and this character has it way worse. Gary Stu just won’t stop enjoying the unwanted sex. This story sucks hard. Come bare witness to our raw, uncut suffering.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-8-one-pump-chump/Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku…Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Sir Splee, Waffle
Referee: Val
We delve deeper into “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku and switch perspectives to a different character. Even with new blood in the mix, the Pokémon raping fiasco persists, and this character has it way worse. Gary Stu just won’t stop enjoying the unwanted sex. This story sucks hard. Come bare witness to our raw, uncut suffering.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-8-one-pump-chump/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411613272Season 4 Episode 7 – There’s No Time For PantsSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:12:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-7-theres-no-time-for-pants
01:59:28Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Greg, Kat
Referee: Val
Share our pain as we suffer new thresholds of Poké-porn poison in part two of the Gary Stu adventures that are “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. Sit back, relax, and join us for more psychic pollution of non-consensual Pokémon encounters. In this episode, the mailman’s curse is confirmed to be real. Not only that, our main character who has zero character at all ends up trying to avoid the onslaught of Pokétang and stumbles on one of the mythical raped mailmen, who explains that the “curse” gets worse over time. DEAR, SWEET HELIX WHAT ARE WE EVEN READING ANYMORE?!!?!?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-7-theres-no-time-for-pants/Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku…Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Greg, Kat
Referee: Val
Share our pain as we suffer new thresholds of Poké-porn poison in part two of the Gary Stu adventures that are “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. Sit back, relax, and join us for more psychic pollution of non-consensual Pokémon encounters. In this episode, the mailman’s curse is confirmed to be real. Not only that, our main character who has zero character at all ends up trying to avoid the onslaught of Pokétang and stumbles on one of the mythical raped mailmen, who explains that the “curse” gets worse over time. DEAR, SWEET HELIX WHAT ARE WE EVEN READING ANYMORE?!!?!?
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-7-theres-no-time-for-pants/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411613083Season 4 Episode 6 – Swivel SticksSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:11:42 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-6-swivel-sticks
02:00:23Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Tony
Referee: Val
Join us for the first of several installments of putrid pornography. “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku is a story about Pokémon. And having sex with Pokémon. And mailmen getting raped. Multiple mailmen. Multiple rapings. It’s painful to look headlong into the abyss of abusive fantasy porn, but that’s the quest, and that’s why we have booze.
Regardless, this is going to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad time.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-6-swivel-sticks/Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku…Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Tony
Referee: Val
Join us for the first of several installments of putrid pornography. “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku is a story about Pokémon. And having sex with Pokémon. And mailmen getting raped. Multiple mailmen. Multiple rapings. It’s painful to look headlong into the abyss of abusive fantasy porn, but that’s the quest, and that’s why we have booze.
Regardless, this is going to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad time.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-6-swivel-sticks/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411612921Season 4 Episode 5 – Swivel DicksSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:11:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-5-swivel-dicks
01:13:57Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery (by Annonymous Author)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Nodachie, Lackofsense
Referee: Val
Prithee, tell us, what stories do we read?
Of fiction, of fandoms, but original source not decreed
For we have yet to dain to touch non-fanfiction stories
But this night we make history, with buggering and debaucheries
And no, I’m not calling it “Ropey Fish Juice”.
Presenting “The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery” an anonymous play from the 17th century that was submitted for us to read. It is right up our alley, and even though it isn’t fanfiction, we did it anyway. And boy did we love it!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-5-swivel-dicks/Fanfics read:
The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintess…Fanfics read:
The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery (by Annonymous Author)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Nodachie, Lackofsense
Referee: Val
Prithee, tell us, what stories do we read?
Of fiction, of fandoms, but original source not decreed
For we have yet to dain to touch non-fanfiction stories
But this night we make history, with buggering and debaucheries
And no, I’m not calling it “Ropey Fish Juice”.
Presenting “The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery” an anonymous play from the 17th century that was submitted for us to read. It is right up our alley, and even though it isn’t fanfiction, we did it anyway. And boy did we love it!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-5-swivel-dicks/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411612723Season 4 Episode 4 – The Stank Sword of DoomSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:10:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-4-the-stank-sword-of-doom
01:40:26Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)
Alex gets Circumcised (by Travis 2016)
Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies (by Peter Chimaera)
Inga Breaks Captain America (by lilguy)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Gorejuice
Referee: Val
Our show begins with the thrilling conclusion of the multiversal fanfic “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s bad. It’s REALLY bad. Then we revisit a classic we shared with Nerdy Show in our pre-FNF days, “Inga Breaks Captain America” by lilguy – a noticeable improvement from xxxkawaiikandixxx’s unfathomable poison.
Just when you thought you were safe: Arthur porn. Not Dudley Moore/ Russel Brand’s lovable drunk. Arthur the aardvark, or in this case his bunny pal Alex. Behold “Alex Gets Circumcised” by Travis 2016 and share in Stevo’s trauma. Finally, we read “Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies” by Peter Chimaera. Perhaps shockingly, it’s better than the game it’s based on.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-4-the-stank-sword-of-doom/Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiik…Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)
Alex gets Circumcised (by Travis 2016)
Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies (by Peter Chimaera)
Inga Breaks Captain America (by lilguy)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Gorejuice
Referee: Val
Our show begins with the thrilling conclusion of the multiversal fanfic “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s bad. It’s REALLY bad. Then we revisit a classic we shared with Nerdy Show in our pre-FNF days, “Inga Breaks Captain America” by lilguy – a noticeable improvement from xxxkawaiikandixxx’s unfathomable poison.
Just when you thought you were safe: Arthur porn. Not Dudley Moore/ Russel Brand’s lovable drunk. Arthur the aardvark, or in this case his bunny pal Alex. Behold “Alex Gets Circumcised” by Travis 2016 and share in Stevo’s trauma. Finally, we read “Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies” by Peter Chimaera. Perhaps shockingly, it’s better than the game it’s based on.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-4-the-stank-sword-of-doom/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411612501Season 4 Episode 3 – Je Suis BatmanSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:10:01 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-3-je-suis-batman
01:50:02Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Matt
Referee: Val
Oh boy, just what we always wanted. Introducing “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s a multi-franchise fanfic that’s like if tumblr threw up all over “My Immortal”. Thanks to our guests and fans in general for helping us get through part one, because it hurts. This story doesn’t make our Willy Wonkas massive, nor does it make us scene.
Diddly.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-3-je-suis-batman/Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiik…Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Matt
Referee: Val
Oh boy, just what we always wanted. Introducing “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s a multi-franchise fanfic that’s like if tumblr threw up all over “My Immortal”. Thanks to our guests and fans in general for helping us get through part one, because it hurts. This story doesn’t make our Willy Wonkas massive, nor does it make us scene.
Diddly.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-3-je-suis-batman/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411612225Season 4 Episode 2 – I Was Going To Fuck This BoySat, 10 Mar 2018 16:09:25 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-2-i-was-going-to-fuck-this-boy
01:44:02Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Heroic (by Scecky)
Justin, Fergus and Dakota (by Jake B)
Teasetting Ron (by Oowth)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tehmsu, Wolfboy
Referee: Val
This episode we’re kicking things off by imbibing in some traditional FNFpoison: Harry Potter fanfiction. “Heroic” by Scecky and “Teasetting Ron” by Oowth limber us up for the real challenge: “Justin, Fergus, and Dakota” by Jake B. A fic about real world celebrities.
Nope. All the friggin’ nope in the world. Everyone reading this truly foul fanfiction just compromised their job opportunities for the future. Life is terrible now.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-2-i-was-going-to-fuck-this-boy/Fanfics read:
Heroic (by Scecky)
Justin, Fergus a…Fanfics read:
Heroic (by Scecky)
Justin, Fergus and Dakota (by Jake B)
Teasetting Ron (by Oowth)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tehmsu, Wolfboy
Referee: Val
This episode we’re kicking things off by imbibing in some traditional FNFpoison: Harry Potter fanfiction. “Heroic” by Scecky and “Teasetting Ron” by Oowth limber us up for the real challenge: “Justin, Fergus, and Dakota” by Jake B. A fic about real world celebrities.
Nope. All the friggin’ nope in the world. Everyone reading this truly foul fanfiction just compromised their job opportunities for the future. Life is terrible now.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-2-i-was-going-to-fuck-this-boy/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411612078Season 4 Episode 1 – The RedcocksSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:08:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-4-episode-1-the-redcocks
01:41:36Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Adopting A Cute Bear Cub (by Brickhousebunny21)
Cream and Caramel (by Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val
Our quest begins once again! Welcome to Season 4! New host Shawn will be accompanying us for the long haul, and this entire season is dedicated in memoriam to Logan’s lost testicle.
To start, we dive right into the Poképhilia with “Adopting a Cute Bear Cub” by Brickhousebunny21. Lots of non-anthro fuzzy wangus in here, along with some milkjunkies and background yelling from Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini!
After that, we read a story penned by FNFfan, Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness, based on one of our ideas: a Peach/Daisy futa fic called “Cream and Caramel“. It was… definitely something. Various genitals flying around, some kind of tentacle monster… the usual!
This is going to be a rough few months.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-1-the-redcocks/Fanfics read:
Adopting A Cute Bear Cub (by Brickh…Fanfics read:
Adopting A Cute Bear Cub (by Brickhousebunny21)
Cream and Caramel (by Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val
Our quest begins once again! Welcome to Season 4! New host Shawn will be accompanying us for the long haul, and this entire season is dedicated in memoriam to Logan’s lost testicle.
To start, we dive right into the Poképhilia with “Adopting a Cute Bear Cub” by Brickhousebunny21. Lots of non-anthro fuzzy wangus in here, along with some milkjunkies and background yelling from Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini!
After that, we read a story penned by FNFfan, Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness, based on one of our ideas: a Peach/Daisy futa fic called “Cream and Caramel“. It was… definitely something. Various genitals flying around, some kind of tentacle monster… the usual!
This is going to be a rough few months.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-1-the-redcocks/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411610545Season 3 Episode 26 – Season 3 Bonus Fan EpisodeSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:04:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-26-season-3-bonus-fan-episode
01:35:07Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
as tightly as you held on to me (by chokingontheirhalos)
Batman vs Echo (by Puddintater)
Culmination (by Salmon_Pink)
Free Willy – Champion of the Sea (by Andy Prosser)
kamen rider AMERICA (by lazulisong)
No Lies (by hagwiggle)
Solid as a Rock (by KingAlanI)
Strange New Worlds (by pluto)
take and give (by venvephe)
What A Catch (by kimberly_wolf)
Readers: Stevo, Disambiguity, Shawn, Afrobear, LackofSense, Mana, SymPhoenix, Tehmsu, Val
Even in the worst of circumstances, we can find something magical. Such was the case on one Wednesday evening, as the FNF hosts were preparing for the show, many weather stations announced a massive, windy storm that would cause much damage and loss of electricity. Stevo, ever the cautious showrunner, called off the recording for the night and released the FNF hosts to do their own thing. The skies grew dark and then…
Nothing happened.
There was no wind, no rain, and it was only dark because the sun set. It was a huge letdown, and left Stevo frustrated and many fans who didn’t get the message were still hanging in the Discord chat. So, in his frustration, Stevo went into the Discord to hang with people and relax. And, out of habit, they started reading fanfiction. So, of course, Stevo started recording and then Val showed up for some reason.
Thus was the saga of the first ever Friday Night Fanfiction fan episode, which may become a regular feature. We read a lot of great, short stories (listed below) and it basically saved our sanity in the midst of the longfic for Season 3. Thanks to those who randomly were around and read with us on a non-horrible weather night.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-26-season-3-bonus-fan-episode/Fanfics read:
as tightly as you held on to me (by…Fanfics read:
as tightly as you held on to me (by chokingontheirhalos)
Batman vs Echo (by Puddintater)
Culmination (by Salmon_Pink)
Free Willy – Champion of the Sea (by Andy Prosser)
kamen rider AMERICA (by lazulisong)
No Lies (by hagwiggle)
Solid as a Rock (by KingAlanI)
Strange New Worlds (by pluto)
take and give (by venvephe)
What A Catch (by kimberly_wolf)
Readers: Stevo, Disambiguity, Shawn, Afrobear, LackofSense, Mana, SymPhoenix, Tehmsu, Val
Even in the worst of circumstances, we can find something magical. Such was the case on one Wednesday evening, as the FNF hosts were preparing for the show, many weather stations announced a massive, windy storm that would cause much damage and loss of electricity. Stevo, ever the cautious showrunner, called off the recording for the night and released the FNF hosts to do their own thing. The skies grew dark and then…
Nothing happened.
There was no wind, no rain, and it was only dark because the sun set. It was a huge letdown, and left Stevo frustrated and many fans who didn’t get the message were still hanging in the Discord chat. So, in his frustration, Stevo went into the Discord to hang with people and relax. And, out of habit, they started reading fanfiction. So, of course, Stevo started recording and then Val showed up for some reason.
Thus was the saga of the first ever Friday Night Fanfiction fan episode, which may become a regular feature. We read a lot of great, short stories (listed below) and it basically saved our sanity in the midst of the longfic for Season 3. Thanks to those who randomly were around and read with us on a non-horrible weather night.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-26-season-3-bonus-fan-episode/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411610362Season 3 Episode 25 – We’re All Butt PregnantSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:03:31 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-25-were-all-butt-pregnant
01:29:18Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: David, Logan, Stevo
WE DID IT! WE FINISHED IT! Last episode we concluded the core story of our season finale longfic: “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” a Captain America / Bucky story by OhCaptainMyCaptain and in this episode we wrap the epilogue where we were surprised to find… The most graphic sex of the entire frickin’ story! We’re done! We got through the whole damn thing! WE’RE ON VACATION UNTIL MID MAY!
Thanks to all our guests, fans, cohosts, and authors during this incredibly awesome season. We love you all, and we’ll see you when we get back. BUY A T-SHIRT, WON’T CHA?!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-25-were-all-butt-pregnant/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: David, Logan, Stevo
WE DID IT! WE FINISHED IT! Last episode we concluded the core story of our season finale longfic: “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” a Captain America / Bucky story by OhCaptainMyCaptain and in this episode we wrap the epilogue where we were surprised to find… The most graphic sex of the entire frickin’ story! We’re done! We got through the whole damn thing! WE’RE ON VACATION UNTIL MID MAY!
Thanks to all our guests, fans, cohosts, and authors during this incredibly awesome season. We love you all, and we’ll see you when we get back. BUY A T-SHIRT, WON’T CHA?!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-25-were-all-butt-pregnant/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411610149Season 3 Episode 24 – One the Milk-ee, the Other the Milk-erSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:02:58 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-24-one-the-milk-ee-the-other-the-milk-er
01:32:38Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Tony
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain concludes! Yes, you heard us right: WE FINISHED THE CORE STORY! We did it, reddit! We did iiiiiiiiiit!
Tony of Nerdy Show lends his many and varied voices as we finish the last chapter proper and begin reading the story’s epilogues. There’s not much left to say besides… things are awkward in the most wonderful ways, and we go on many wild tangents just like the OCAD days of old. Arguments over Stevo being a fat baby and sugary delectables abound!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-24-one-the-milk-ee-the-other-the-milk-er/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Tony
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain concludes! Yes, you heard us right: WE FINISHED THE CORE STORY! We did it, reddit! We did iiiiiiiiiit!
Tony of Nerdy Show lends his many and varied voices as we finish the last chapter proper and begin reading the story’s epilogues. There’s not much left to say besides… things are awkward in the most wonderful ways, and we go on many wild tangents just like the OCAD days of old. Arguments over Stevo being a fat baby and sugary delectables abound!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-24-one-the-milk-ee-the-other-the-milk-er/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411609918Season 3 Episode 23 – Athlete’s Foot in Your ButtSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:02:21 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-23-athletes-foot-in-your-butt
01:46:08Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Flik, Cyril the Wolf
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues!
There’s a party. Someone is using homophobic slurs against our main protagonist. There’s almost a fight, but then there isn’t. Then the magical healing cock is finally revealed. We are only THIRTY PAGES AWAY FROM THE END. THE PAIN IS REAL.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-23-athletes-foot-in-your-butt/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Flik, Cyril the Wolf
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues!
There’s a party. Someone is using homophobic slurs against our main protagonist. There’s almost a fight, but then there isn’t. Then the magical healing cock is finally revealed. We are only THIRTY PAGES AWAY FROM THE END. THE PAIN IS REAL.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-23-athletes-foot-in-your-butt/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411609765Season 3 Episode 22 – Fish CerealSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:01:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-22-fish-cereal
01:51:07Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Troy, Matt, Val, Tehmsu, Shawn, Mana, Joe, SirSplee
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! This episode… was a tough one to get out, but we pressed hard and squeezed it through! Thrill as we pursue Cap and Buck’s post-coital relationship some more and suffer through internal dialog while they prepare for an anniversary party or something.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-22-fish-cereal/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Troy, Matt, Val, Tehmsu, Shawn, Mana, Joe, SirSplee
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! This episode… was a tough one to get out, but we pressed hard and squeezed it through! Thrill as we pursue Cap and Buck’s post-coital relationship some more and suffer through internal dialog while they prepare for an anniversary party or something.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-22-fish-cereal/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411609495Season 3 Episode 21 – A Triforce of CrispsSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:00:55 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-21-a-triforce-of-crisps
01:43:02Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cap
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… we’re joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and more importantly… WE FOUND THE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
…No orgasm yet, though. Seriously, it took us this long and we still haven’t cum. Goobers.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-21-a-triforce-of-crisps/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cap
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… we’re joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and more importantly… WE FOUND THE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
…No orgasm yet, though. Seriously, it took us this long and we still haven’t cum. Goobers.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-21-a-triforce-of-crisps/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411609219Season 3 Episode 20 – Rolling Brown-OutSat, 10 Mar 2018 16:00:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-20-rolling-brown-out
01:40:24Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Mana, Deven
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… We almost had the sex. WE ALMOST HAD THE SEX.
We are literally inches away from the sex now, its so close we can taste the lube and raging boners. But no. No, we didn’t get the sex. We got more of Bucky’s backstory about his alcoholism and his arm and him being a whiny pissant to all his friends because he refuses to believe Steve in interested in him and it’s like, “OH MY GOD IS THIS A SHOW ON THE WB IN THE MID 90’S?!”
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-20-rolling-brown-out/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Mana, Deven
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… We almost had the sex. WE ALMOST HAD THE SEX.
We are literally inches away from the sex now, its so close we can taste the lube and raging boners. But no. No, we didn’t get the sex. We got more of Bucky’s backstory about his alcoholism and his arm and him being a whiny pissant to all his friends because he refuses to believe Steve in interested in him and it’s like, “OH MY GOD IS THIS A SHOW ON THE WB IN THE MID 90’S?!”
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-20-rolling-brown-out/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411607800Season 3 Episode 19 – SplinterdickSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:56:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-19-splinterdick
01:45:13Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Wolfboy, Manny
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! Same story as last time, same stuff as last time. Shenanigans were had. No sex was witnessed. We’re growing desperate. We may just have to start resorting to Sears advertisements for sexual stimulation.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-19-splinterdick/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Wolfboy, Manny
Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! Same story as last time, same stuff as last time. Shenanigans were had. No sex was witnessed. We’re growing desperate. We may just have to start resorting to Sears advertisements for sexual stimulation.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-19-splinterdick/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411607095Season 3 Episode 18 – We're Up All Night To Fuck BuckySat, 10 Mar 2018 15:54:15 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-18-were-up-all-night-to-fuck-bucky
02:00:04Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, D-LUCKS, IceAbyzz
Referee: Val
Here in FNF Central we’ve got more fluff than a pillow factory as we venture farther into the teenage sitcom-drama of our season finale longfic, “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain. We yell at the characters to do something, because it’s obvious they’re going to be courting and mating by the end of the story, but we have to go through so much inner high school pain that we all actually returned to high school today by accident.
Ugh.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-18-were-up-all-night-to-fuck-bucky/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, D-LUCKS, IceAbyzz
Referee: Val
Here in FNF Central we’ve got more fluff than a pillow factory as we venture farther into the teenage sitcom-drama of our season finale longfic, “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain. We yell at the characters to do something, because it’s obvious they’re going to be courting and mating by the end of the story, but we have to go through so much inner high school pain that we all actually returned to high school today by accident.
Ugh.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-18-were-up-all-night-to-fuck-bucky/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411605169Season 3 Episode 17 – Magical Healing CockSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:49:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-17-magical-healing-cock
01:53:50Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Sam, Shawn, Steve
At long last – we finally get to the meat and potatoes and/or stuffing of Season 3: the longfic! That’s a piece of fan fiction that’s a true journey; lasting multiple episodes. This time, we have a riveting, action-packed adventure featuring Marvel’s greatest her- wait, no. It’s an alternate universe fic featuring Steve Rodgers and James Barnes (aka Captain America and his pal Bucky!) getting in a faux romance to ward off Buckey’s overbearing family during a vacation. Presenting: “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain.
This thing is fluffy. Very fluffy. This is a friggin’ fluff FACTORY. We’re going to make it though. We know there’s sex. We know it’s worth it. This isn’t like the Season 2 debacle – we know that some way, some how there’s going to be a big phallic volcano that we can toss our golden penis-ring onto as magical eagles made of boobs come rescue us or something.
Let us begin to get there and back again something something hobbits.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-17-magical-healing-cock/Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want …Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Sam, Shawn, Steve
At long last – we finally get to the meat and potatoes and/or stuffing of Season 3: the longfic! That’s a piece of fan fiction that’s a true journey; lasting multiple episodes. This time, we have a riveting, action-packed adventure featuring Marvel’s greatest her- wait, no. It’s an alternate universe fic featuring Steve Rodgers and James Barnes (aka Captain America and his pal Bucky!) getting in a faux romance to ward off Buckey’s overbearing family during a vacation. Presenting: “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain.
This thing is fluffy. Very fluffy. This is a friggin’ fluff FACTORY. We’re going to make it though. We know there’s sex. We know it’s worth it. This isn’t like the Season 2 debacle – we know that some way, some how there’s going to be a big phallic volcano that we can toss our golden penis-ring onto as magical eagles made of boobs come rescue us or something.
Let us begin to get there and back again something something hobbits.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-17-magical-healing-cock/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411604782Season 3 Episode 16 – Clitorary MasterpiecesSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:47:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-16-clitorary-masterpieces
01:28:05Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure Redux (by Joe Kid)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Beth, Erik, Val
Referee: Val
In this special episode (which episode of FNF isn’t considered special by some form of the definition?), we read “Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure” by Joe Kid. This Naruto X Aqua Teen Hunger Force fic has been taken and morphed into a screenplay-style reading, with specific characters being given to each person to read as. We join the ATHF as they’re all sucked into the Naruto universe, where…well, you know how these things go!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-16-clitorary-masterpieces/Fanfics read:
Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure Red…Fanfics read:
Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure Redux (by Joe Kid)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Beth, Erik, Val
Referee: Val
In this special episode (which episode of FNF isn’t considered special by some form of the definition?), we read “Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure” by Joe Kid. This Naruto X Aqua Teen Hunger Force fic has been taken and morphed into a screenplay-style reading, with specific characters being given to each person to read as. We join the ATHF as they’re all sucked into the Naruto universe, where…well, you know how these things go!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-16-clitorary-masterpieces/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411604566Season 3 Episode 15 – Counch BounchSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:47:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-15-counch-bounch
02:08:45Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Steevo’s therapy shows improvement (by tehmsu)
It’s a Jungle Down There (by Warwick_Daedalus)
VriskaxEridan POV (by HimedesReves)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Mana
Referee: Val
In this, our last episode of 2015, we finish three stories, completing one from last time. First, we get some erotic poetry on in “It’s a Jungle Down There” by Warick_Daedalus, which goes into unnecessary detail as to the sexual habits of the animals inhabiting the Donkey Kong Country universe.
Then, we finish up the fan-chapters for “Sonic in the Search for Love” (aka “Steevo’s Therapy Shows Improvement“) by Tehmsu. It was worse than we expected.
Finally, we read our first slice of Homestuck porn (nobody on the show has ever seen or read or done anything with Homestuck): “VriskaxEridan POV” by HimedesReves aka Mana, who came on to help share what she enjoyed about the series when she was in middle school. We still know basically nothing about Homestuck even after this.
2015 was our first full year of being a show dedicated to rotten fanfiction, and we’d like to thank everyone involved in The Nerdy Show Network, especially Cap, boR, all the members of the other shows, and particularly the Patreon supporters and donating fans. To everyone who has walked with us in 2015 through the dreck and mire of terrible fanfiction, we say thank you and look forward to another horrendous year together in 2016.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-15-counch-bounch/Fanfics read:
Steevo’s therapy shows improvement …Fanfics read:
Steevo’s therapy shows improvement (by tehmsu)
It’s a Jungle Down There (by Warwick_Daedalus)
VriskaxEridan POV (by HimedesReves)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Mana
Referee: Val
In this, our last episode of 2015, we finish three stories, completing one from last time. First, we get some erotic poetry on in “It’s a Jungle Down There” by Warick_Daedalus, which goes into unnecessary detail as to the sexual habits of the animals inhabiting the Donkey Kong Country universe.
Then, we finish up the fan-chapters for “Sonic in the Search for Love” (aka “Steevo’s Therapy Shows Improvement“) by Tehmsu. It was worse than we expected.
Finally, we read our first slice of Homestuck porn (nobody on the show has ever seen or read or done anything with Homestuck): “VriskaxEridan POV” by HimedesReves aka Mana, who came on to help share what she enjoyed about the series when she was in middle school. We still know basically nothing about Homestuck even after this.
2015 was our first full year of being a show dedicated to rotten fanfiction, and we’d like to thank everyone involved in The Nerdy Show Network, especially Cap, boR, all the members of the other shows, and particularly the Patreon supporters and donating fans. To everyone who has walked with us in 2015 through the dreck and mire of terrible fanfiction, we say thank you and look forward to another horrendous year together in 2016.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-15-counch-bounch/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411604329Season 3 Episode 14 – Rigorous KarateSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:46:29 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-14-rigorous-karate
01:25:52Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story
Steevo’s therapy shows improvement (by tehmsu)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tom, Symphoenix, Tehmsu
In this very, very special episode of FNF, one of the most world renowned writers of bad fanfiction comes on and not only reads with us, but also WROTE A STORY SPECIFICALLY FOR US TO READ! Tom, also know as Peter Chimaera, mentally assaults the FNF crew with his terrible fanfic mashup of legendary proportions called “Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story“. There are more characters and crossovers than we can count but oh man, it’s quite the ride.
After we devoured that mythical dreck, we revisit something that we thought would remain buried forever. Somehow, some way, Tehmsu revived one of our worst nightmares. We started reading more of what nearly killed us last time.
We’re back to “Sonic in the Search for Love“.
May Eggman have mercy on us all.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-14-rigorous-karate/Fanfics read:
Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the …Fanfics read:
Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story
Steevo’s therapy shows improvement (by tehmsu)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tom, Symphoenix, Tehmsu
In this very, very special episode of FNF, one of the most world renowned writers of bad fanfiction comes on and not only reads with us, but also WROTE A STORY SPECIFICALLY FOR US TO READ! Tom, also know as Peter Chimaera, mentally assaults the FNF crew with his terrible fanfic mashup of legendary proportions called “Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story“. There are more characters and crossovers than we can count but oh man, it’s quite the ride.
After we devoured that mythical dreck, we revisit something that we thought would remain buried forever. Somehow, some way, Tehmsu revived one of our worst nightmares. We started reading more of what nearly killed us last time.
We’re back to “Sonic in the Search for Love“.
May Eggman have mercy on us all.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-14-rigorous-karate/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411604098Season 3 Episode 13 – My Libido: Have You Seen It? Please Give It Back.Sat, 10 Mar 2018 15:45:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-13-my-libido-have-you-seen-it-please-give-it-back
01:49:55Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Martin, Alone. (by baratron)
PKORP.com
The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black (by xylodemon)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Ice, Cap
In this episode we discuss urgent sociopolitical matters, global warming, the true meaning of Christmas, and finally found out where Jimmy Hoffa was buried!
No, not really. We just read more fanfic.
Our motley crew of hosts and guests are joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and we begin this week’s spiritual journey by reading the Google translated terms of service agreement from PKORP.com. Watch out, folks. This rabbit hole goes DEEP. You may not come back entirely sane here. (Follow along with the translation here.)
After that, we interlude to some much-needed me-time with the ongoing erotic adventures in the world of The Elder Scrolls in “Martin, Alone” by baratron. It features Martin. He’s alone. He’s still the ruler of Oblivion or whatever. He spends his time fantasizing and fondling his Kvatch.
Finally, we sample some erotic holiday Potter-fic and the awkward morning-after interactions of “The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black” by xylodemon. Behold, how not one of us can do a passable British accent!
We’re still looking for our libidos. They’re out there, somewhere. *Musical interlude*
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-13-my-libido-have-you-seen-it-please-give-it-back/Fanfics read:
Martin, Alone. (by baratron)
PKORP.…Fanfics read:
Martin, Alone. (by baratron)
PKORP.com
The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black (by xylodemon)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Ice, Cap
In this episode we discuss urgent sociopolitical matters, global warming, the true meaning of Christmas, and finally found out where Jimmy Hoffa was buried!
No, not really. We just read more fanfic.
Our motley crew of hosts and guests are joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and we begin this week’s spiritual journey by reading the Google translated terms of service agreement from PKORP.com. Watch out, folks. This rabbit hole goes DEEP. You may not come back entirely sane here. (Follow along with the translation here.)
After that, we interlude to some much-needed me-time with the ongoing erotic adventures in the world of The Elder Scrolls in “Martin, Alone” by baratron. It features Martin. He’s alone. He’s still the ruler of Oblivion or whatever. He spends his time fantasizing and fondling his Kvatch.
Finally, we sample some erotic holiday Potter-fic and the awkward morning-after interactions of “The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black” by xylodemon. Behold, how not one of us can do a passable British accent!
We’re still looking for our libidos. They’re out there, somewhere. *Musical interlude*
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-13-my-libido-have-you-seen-it-please-give-it-back/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411603786Season 3 Episode 12 – Higher EducacySat, 10 Mar 2018 15:44:58 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-12-higher-educacy
01:54:46Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Manny, Kunal
Referee: Val
Ah, Folgers: good to the last drop. Wait – that’s Maxwell House.
Well, that makes sense then, because in this episode we finish the inexplicable Folgers commercial fanfic we started last episode and it is not good. Nope, nope, nope. We bravely marathon through the rest of Alixtii’s “Where the Heart Is” and all the sister-banging, cousin-infatuation, and crunchy t-shirt wholesomeness you’d expect. We can’t WAIT until Luke goes back to West Africa.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-12-higher-educacy/Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)
Re…Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Manny, Kunal
Referee: Val
Ah, Folgers: good to the last drop. Wait – that’s Maxwell House.
Well, that makes sense then, because in this episode we finish the inexplicable Folgers commercial fanfic we started last episode and it is not good. Nope, nope, nope. We bravely marathon through the rest of Alixtii’s “Where the Heart Is” and all the sister-banging, cousin-infatuation, and crunchy t-shirt wholesomeness you’d expect. We can’t WAIT until Luke goes back to West Africa.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-12-higher-educacy/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411603393Season 3 Episode 11 – The Philipino TaquitoSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:44:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-11-the-philipino-taquito
01:40:00Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Sam, Roy
Referee: Val
Friday Night Fanfic returns to take everyone home for the holidays from five years in West Africa where apparently our sister has grown up and is in prime condition for DRINKING A NICE HOT CUP OF FOLGERS COFFEE.
In this episode: “Where the Heart Is” by Alixtii; taking sentimental seasonal commercials to their logical conclusions. Come chomp this savory, /34/ taquito.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-11-the-philipino-taquito/Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)
Re…Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Sam, Roy
Referee: Val
Friday Night Fanfic returns to take everyone home for the holidays from five years in West Africa where apparently our sister has grown up and is in prime condition for DRINKING A NICE HOT CUP OF FOLGERS COFFEE.
In this episode: “Where the Heart Is” by Alixtii; taking sentimental seasonal commercials to their logical conclusions. Come chomp this savory, /34/ taquito.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-11-the-philipino-taquito/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411603024Season 3 Episode 10 – Propalix: Is It The Right Drug For You?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 15:43:12 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-10-propalix-is-it-the-right-drug-for-you
01:47:51Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Defiling the Emperor (by baratron)
Taking the Nine in Vain (by baratron)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tony, Jeff Ball, Valerie
Referee: Valerie
Join the FNF crew, with special guests, Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini and soundtrack composer Jeff Ball! They help us on our quest to read two connected stories by fanfic author baratron set in the wonderful land of The Elder Scrolls, specifically Oblivion. Join us for some ear-nibbling, rim-jobbing good fun!
The story? Martin Septim, illegitimate son of Emperor Uriel Septim, and O.C. Alix de Feu are bumping their donguses together. That’s basically it. There’s some attempt at plot (very good attempt in fact), and this fanfic actually used words properly and some words that we didn’t even know! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! FANFIC IS TEACHING US THINGS! PLEASE HELP!
The two tales, “Taking the Nine in Vain” and “Defiling the Emperor” definitely contain some main quest spoilers, so read on with caution if you are one of the three people who have yet to play through the game.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-10-propalix-is-it-the-right-drug-for-you/Fanfics read:
Defiling the Emperor (by baratron)
…Fanfics read:
Defiling the Emperor (by baratron)
Taking the Nine in Vain (by baratron)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tony, Jeff Ball, Valerie
Referee: Valerie
Join the FNF crew, with special guests, Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini and soundtrack composer Jeff Ball! They help us on our quest to read two connected stories by fanfic author baratron set in the wonderful land of The Elder Scrolls, specifically Oblivion. Join us for some ear-nibbling, rim-jobbing good fun!
The story? Martin Septim, illegitimate son of Emperor Uriel Septim, and O.C. Alix de Feu are bumping their donguses together. That’s basically it. There’s some attempt at plot (very good attempt in fact), and this fanfic actually used words properly and some words that we didn’t even know! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! FANFIC IS TEACHING US THINGS! PLEASE HELP!
The two tales, “Taking the Nine in Vain” and “Defiling the Emperor” definitely contain some main quest spoilers, so read on with caution if you are one of the three people who have yet to play through the game.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-10-propalix-is-it-the-right-drug-for-you/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411602772Season 3 Episode 9 – Futanari Ferrari Sex DriveSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:42:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-9-futanari-ferrari-sex-drive
01:13:22Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Final Futanari XIII (by Kid)
Steamy Kitchen (by TheTicketCollector)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Lucas, Garret
Referee: Val
Well, we knew we’d have to go back to the Futa, and back to the Final Fantasy, and this time it’s been wound together tighter than a housewife’s sex knot. “Final Futanari XIII” by Kid delivers exactly what it’s title implies.
After that, we dip into Tim Burton’s Hot Topic-ified IP, The Nightmare Before Christmas in “Steamy Kitchen” by TheTicketCollector. It honestly could have been way worse, but it was still pretty uncomfortable.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-9-futanari-ferrari-sex-drive/Fanfics read:
Final Futanari XIII (by Kid)
Steamy…Fanfics read:
Final Futanari XIII (by Kid)
Steamy Kitchen (by TheTicketCollector)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Lucas, Garret
Referee: Val
Well, we knew we’d have to go back to the Futa, and back to the Final Fantasy, and this time it’s been wound together tighter than a housewife’s sex knot. “Final Futanari XIII” by Kid delivers exactly what it’s title implies.
After that, we dip into Tim Burton’s Hot Topic-ified IP, The Nightmare Before Christmas in “Steamy Kitchen” by TheTicketCollector. It honestly could have been way worse, but it was still pretty uncomfortable.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-9-futanari-ferrari-sex-drive/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411602130Season 3 Episode 8 – Get Ogre YourselfSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:40:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-8-get-ogre-yourself
01:36:52Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cyril, Deven
Referee: Val
The thrilling conclusion, to the Dragon Ball Z journey we began last episode. It’s true, all 195 separate 25 minute episodes have been compressed into two handy-dandy 2 hour podcasts! “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra concludes!
Join us as the runaway train switches tracks like crazy. After Piccolo gets his power boost, he bends the genders of the universe and forms a fleshlight to engage Vegeta with… and then Shrek shows up and starts turning everyone into zombies with onion eyes and… Well, it’s best we not spoil anymore. Cyril and Deven from OCAD classic grace us with their presence as we struggle valiantly to tame the oniony madness!
SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-8-get-ogre-yourself/Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Ce…Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cyril, Deven
Referee: Val
The thrilling conclusion, to the Dragon Ball Z journey we began last episode. It’s true, all 195 separate 25 minute episodes have been compressed into two handy-dandy 2 hour podcasts! “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra concludes!
Join us as the runaway train switches tracks like crazy. After Piccolo gets his power boost, he bends the genders of the universe and forms a fleshlight to engage Vegeta with… and then Shrek shows up and starts turning everyone into zombies with onion eyes and… Well, it’s best we not spoil anymore. Cyril and Deven from OCAD classic grace us with their presence as we struggle valiantly to tame the oniony madness!
SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-8-get-ogre-yourself/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411601911Season 3 Episode 7 – True Love is Elbow DeepSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:40:12 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-7-true-love-is-elbow-deep
01:14:44Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Trench, Tony
In this first part of two, Nerdy Show‘s Trench and Tony join the FNF crew as they sit down to revisit a beloved animated universe: Dragon Ball Z. The adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, and good ol’ panty-lovin’ Master Roshi have thrilled legions of devoted fans through their storied journeys on the inked page and the boob tube. A lot of material must have been cut out because what we have here is some pretty nasty, preggo-humping, ki-boosting ridiculousness.
In “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra, we learn that Gohan and his wife Videl have a baby on the way. Videl gets in the mood for dat summertime loving and Gohan jumps at the chance. And what luck! Bro gets a power level increase from the unborn child, and that’s only the start of where things go off the rails.
Watch out for Piccolo’s french fry appendage!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-7-true-love-is-elbow-deep/Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Ce…Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Trench, Tony
In this first part of two, Nerdy Show‘s Trench and Tony join the FNF crew as they sit down to revisit a beloved animated universe: Dragon Ball Z. The adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, and good ol’ panty-lovin’ Master Roshi have thrilled legions of devoted fans through their storied journeys on the inked page and the boob tube. A lot of material must have been cut out because what we have here is some pretty nasty, preggo-humping, ki-boosting ridiculousness.
In “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra, we learn that Gohan and his wife Videl have a baby on the way. Videl gets in the mood for dat summertime loving and Gohan jumps at the chance. And what luck! Bro gets a power level increase from the unborn child, and that’s only the start of where things go off the rails.
Watch out for Piccolo’s french fry appendage!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-7-true-love-is-elbow-deep/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411600942Season 3 Episode 6 – BEEP. BOOP.Sat, 10 Mar 2018 15:37:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-6-beep-boop
01:35:00Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Long Way Out (by Jayrich)
Cyborg Beyoncé vs Zombie Paula Deen (by addykins)
Is it incest if you’re a robot (by The_Devilman_K)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Squall, Shawn
Referee: Val
Wow, this week is a marathon session: finishing one story, and slammed through two others. We wrap up Jayrich’s “The Long Way Out” (it wasn’t long enough, or rather, it wasn’t as long as Spud’s member is implied in the story). We also found out apparently Jake’s grandfather starred in some racy stuff with mermaids when he was a younger old man. Fancy.
After that, we breezed through addykins’ “Cyborg Beyoncé vs. Zombie Paula Deen“. This went about as well as you would have expected it to go: everyone was dead, then there was possibly a war with everyone who wasn’t dead, and Paula Deen was made of butter and Beyoncé crushed the hopes of little girls. Surprisingly, it was better than every Super Bowl halftime show for the last decade.
And Finally, we descended into the erotic, incesty world of “Is It Incest if You’re a Robot?” by The_Devilman_K. Spoiler alert: the answer, unequivocally, is yes.
Beep boop. Sniff.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-6-beep-boop/Fanfics read:
The Long Way Out (by Jayrich)
Cybor…Fanfics read:
The Long Way Out (by Jayrich)
Cyborg Beyoncé vs Zombie Paula Deen (by addykins)
Is it incest if you’re a robot (by The_Devilman_K)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Squall, Shawn
Referee: Val
Wow, this week is a marathon session: finishing one story, and slammed through two others. We wrap up Jayrich’s “The Long Way Out” (it wasn’t long enough, or rather, it wasn’t as long as Spud’s member is implied in the story). We also found out apparently Jake’s grandfather starred in some racy stuff with mermaids when he was a younger old man. Fancy.
After that, we breezed through addykins’ “Cyborg Beyoncé vs. Zombie Paula Deen“. This went about as well as you would have expected it to go: everyone was dead, then there was possibly a war with everyone who wasn’t dead, and Paula Deen was made of butter and Beyoncé crushed the hopes of little girls. Surprisingly, it was better than every Super Bowl halftime show for the last decade.
And Finally, we descended into the erotic, incesty world of “Is It Incest if You’re a Robot?” by The_Devilman_K. Spoiler alert: the answer, unequivocally, is yes.
Beep boop. Sniff.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-6-beep-boop/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411600174Season 3 Episode 5 – Fluff MeSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:35:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-5-fluff-me
01:49:49Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)
The Long Way Out (by Jayrich)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, and RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Jackson, Kit, Moose, Rook
Every end is a new beginning’s…uh, beginning! In this jam-packed episode, members of the band Random Encounter (Jackson, Kit, Moose, and Rook) join the Friday Night Fanfiction crew in finishing “Metroid High School” by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan and starting “The Long Way Out” by Jayrich.
“Metroid High School” ends with an all out war: a cameo appearance by a previous president, more cholera, and a doctor showing up in a sports car. Yeah, it was that kind of reading. However, “The Long Way Out” took our temporary G rating and smashed it into a hard R (and I do mean hard). This story, which is based on the obscure Disney show Jake Long American Dragon, feels like a spiritual sequel to “Rated F: A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy“. There’s trolls and leprechauns and lots of fluffing going on. Lolbooty.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-5-fluff-me-with-random-encounter/Fanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRID…Fanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)
The Long Way Out (by Jayrich)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, and RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Jackson, Kit, Moose, Rook
Every end is a new beginning’s…uh, beginning! In this jam-packed episode, members of the band Random Encounter (Jackson, Kit, Moose, and Rook) join the Friday Night Fanfiction crew in finishing “Metroid High School” by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan and starting “The Long Way Out” by Jayrich.
“Metroid High School” ends with an all out war: a cameo appearance by a previous president, more cholera, and a doctor showing up in a sports car. Yeah, it was that kind of reading. However, “The Long Way Out” took our temporary G rating and smashed it into a hard R (and I do mean hard). This story, which is based on the obscure Disney show Jake Long American Dragon, feels like a spiritual sequel to “Rated F: A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy“. There’s trolls and leprechauns and lots of fluffing going on. Lolbooty.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-5-fluff-me-with-random-encounter/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411599988Season 3 Episode 4 – It’s Just The CholeraSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:34:51 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-4-its-just-the-cholera
01:28:52Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tehmsu, Wolfboy
Oh dear. Oh dear, what have we wished upon ourselves? After wrapping up theJak and Daxter story, is this really our reward? Is this the light at the end of that tunnel? Because this light is made of poop, and the tunnel is also made of poop.
This is “Metroid High School” by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan. Written in the same vein as “Brewdening Love” and “My Immortal”, this one takes on the Metroid franchise as if it were in…well, high school. And it’s terrible. There’s “praegnancies”, and cholera, and “fottballs”, and a whole lot of Principal Gunpei Yokoi for some reason. Put your “Seamus Helmets” on and get ready to do some “blackhacking” in the first entry of this two-parter!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-4-its-just-the-cholera/Fanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRID…Fanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tehmsu, Wolfboy
Oh dear. Oh dear, what have we wished upon ourselves? After wrapping up theJak and Daxter story, is this really our reward? Is this the light at the end of that tunnel? Because this light is made of poop, and the tunnel is also made of poop.
This is “Metroid High School” by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan. Written in the same vein as “Brewdening Love” and “My Immortal”, this one takes on the Metroid franchise as if it were in…well, high school. And it’s terrible. There’s “praegnancies”, and cholera, and “fottballs”, and a whole lot of Principal Gunpei Yokoi for some reason. Put your “Seamus Helmets” on and get ready to do some “blackhacking” in the first entry of this two-parter!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-4-its-just-the-cholera/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411599460Season 3 Episode 3 – Captain SpankitSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:33:23 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-3-captain-spankit
01:29:59Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Precursors & Dark Makers (by xax)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Sir Splee, Steve
Referee: Val
We finish off the Jak and Daxter fic, “Precursors and Dark Makers” by xax. We… We don’t even know anymore. There’s a lot of tentacles, and there’s eco, and its light and dark, and the sentences run on sometimes, and somehow Captain Spankit saves the day or something. It was weird. But we FINISHED IT!
Yay.
Go us.
;_;
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-3-captain-spankit/Fanfics read:
Precursors & Dark Makers (by xax)
…Fanfics read:
Precursors & Dark Makers (by xax)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Sir Splee, Steve
Referee: Val
We finish off the Jak and Daxter fic, “Precursors and Dark Makers” by xax. We… We don’t even know anymore. There’s a lot of tentacles, and there’s eco, and its light and dark, and the sentences run on sometimes, and somehow Captain Spankit saves the day or something. It was weird. But we FINISHED IT!
Yay.
Go us.
;_;
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-3-captain-spankit/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411599232Season 3 Episode 2 – Raised by a SeesawSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:32:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-2-raised-by-a-seesaw
01:58:47Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Precursors & Dark Makers (by xax)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Valron, Val
Referee: Val
Welcome to part one of a two-parter Jak and Daxter fic, “Precursors and Dark Makers” by xax. What are Dark Makers? Well, they’re Dark, and they Make stuff. Jak eJakulates Light Eco, while Dark Makers do Dark Eco. Yes, it’s as painful as it sounds.
In fact, xax’s story is so gruelingly repetitive that it practically negates the horrible, tentacle-y slug semen grossness and whatever violence it has in store for us. It takes masterful writing to do that to subject matter this horrible, but by Jove, xax does it.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-2-raised-by-a-seesaw/Fanfics read:
Precursors & Dark Makers (by xax)
…Fanfics read:
Precursors & Dark Makers (by xax)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Valron, Val
Referee: Val
Welcome to part one of a two-parter Jak and Daxter fic, “Precursors and Dark Makers” by xax. What are Dark Makers? Well, they’re Dark, and they Make stuff. Jak eJakulates Light Eco, while Dark Makers do Dark Eco. Yes, it’s as painful as it sounds.
In fact, xax’s story is so gruelingly repetitive that it practically negates the horrible, tentacle-y slug semen grossness and whatever violence it has in store for us. It takes masterful writing to do that to subject matter this horrible, but by Jove, xax does it.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-2-raised-by-a-seesaw/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411598821Season 3 Episode 1 – Hakuna FrittataSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:31:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-3-episode-1-hakuna-frittata
01:48:25Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Hercules.txt.txt (by some crazy fan)
Savage Savanha (by Lorenzomnomnom and NewRosswell)
Split Banana (by JoeHundredaire)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy
Referee: Val
WE’RE BACK! Our summer break has ended and now, we celebrate with three stories for our inaugural outing.
First: “Hercules.TXT.TXT“, a recap a fan for us for a friend of theirs who refused to experience the Hercules fic from Season Two. It went about as we as you would expect. WE DID IT, REDDIT! WE DID IT!
Next up, two of our most loveliest, dedicatedest fans wrote a Left 4 Dead 2 slash Lion King fic called “Savage Savannah“. This masterpiece was penned by Lorenzomnomnom and NewRosswell post by post, similar to how “A Tale of Two Minecrafts” was written back in the day. While not quite terrible OR erotic, it was a ruining of both properties and the musical number in the middle had to be cut due to copyright reasons. (Don’t sue us, Disney. PLEASE.)
And finally… “Split Banana“. A wonderful erotic crossover of X-Men and Buffy the Vampire Slayer by JoeHundredaire, in which Xander gets up to make a midnight snack but ends up losing more calories than he gained… If you know what I’m saying!
HAKUNA FRITTATA, Y’ALL!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-1-hakuna-frittata/Fanfics read:
Hercules.txt.txt (by some crazy fan…Fanfics read:
Hercules.txt.txt (by some crazy fan)
Savage Savanha (by Lorenzomnomnom and NewRosswell)
Split Banana (by JoeHundredaire)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy
Referee: Val
WE’RE BACK! Our summer break has ended and now, we celebrate with three stories for our inaugural outing.
First: “Hercules.TXT.TXT“, a recap a fan for us for a friend of theirs who refused to experience the Hercules fic from Season Two. It went about as we as you would expect. WE DID IT, REDDIT! WE DID IT!
Next up, two of our most loveliest, dedicatedest fans wrote a Left 4 Dead 2 slash Lion King fic called “Savage Savannah“. This masterpiece was penned by Lorenzomnomnom and NewRosswell post by post, similar to how “A Tale of Two Minecrafts” was written back in the day. While not quite terrible OR erotic, it was a ruining of both properties and the musical number in the middle had to be cut due to copyright reasons. (Don’t sue us, Disney. PLEASE.)
And finally… “Split Banana“. A wonderful erotic crossover of X-Men and Buffy the Vampire Slayer by JoeHundredaire, in which Xander gets up to make a midnight snack but ends up losing more calories than he gained… If you know what I’m saying!
HAKUNA FRITTATA, Y’ALL!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-3-episode-1-hakuna-frittata/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411598494Season 2 Episode 23 – This Story is as Funny as Larry the Cable GuySat, 10 Mar 2018 15:30:27 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-23-this-story-is-as-funny-as-larry-the-cable-guy
01:19:13Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Larry the Cable Guy goes to Equestria (by kickass222urmom)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Val
Referee: Val
And so season 2 of Friday Night Fanfiction concludes. The nightmare longfic “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” is behind us (see below for links to all seven parts). And so, to celebrate, we end this romp reflecting on highlights from the season and a Larry the Cable Guy/ My Little Pony fic: “Larry the Cable Guy Goes to Equestria” by Kickass222urmom.
We’ll be back with Season 3, recording the first Monday in September! More stories! MORE ACTUAL SEX! Clowns! We have no clue what’s in store! But don’t fret, all through August we’ll be releasing another classic from the good ol’ OCAD days: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventure”!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-23-this-story-is-as-funny-as-larry-the-cable-guy/Fanfics read:
Larry the Cable Guy goes to Equestr…Fanfics read:
Larry the Cable Guy goes to Equestria (by kickass222urmom)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Val
Referee: Val
And so season 2 of Friday Night Fanfiction concludes. The nightmare longfic “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” is behind us (see below for links to all seven parts). And so, to celebrate, we end this romp reflecting on highlights from the season and a Larry the Cable Guy/ My Little Pony fic: “Larry the Cable Guy Goes to Equestria” by Kickass222urmom.
We’ll be back with Season 3, recording the first Monday in September! More stories! MORE ACTUAL SEX! Clowns! We have no clue what’s in store! But don’t fret, all through August we’ll be releasing another classic from the good ol’ OCAD days: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventure”!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-23-this-story-is-as-funny-as-larry-the-cable-guy/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411598290Season 2 Episode 22 – White Castle and LubricantSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:29:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-22-white-castle-and-lubricant
01:48:34Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Harry Potter, Sex Fiend (by Lokifan)
Sharp (by thingsarequeer)
Readers: Stevo, Val, David, Roy, Steve, tehmsu
Referee: Val
WE FINISHED MAHOU SHOJOU! It was extremely uneventful. No, seriously. This was not worth it. No aspect of kijin666’s Harry Potter and Fate/stay night crossfic was worth the time we wasted. This was AWFUL. No payoff. So little sex. So much filler material. We’re actually am very upset about this. WHERE IS THE CATHARSIS?! WHERE IS THE RELIEF?! This fic literally cock blocked the Internet.
To celebrate, we read two other fics as well. First is “Harry Potter, Sex Fiend” by Lokifan. It was not pleasant. Lots of smacks and slaps and shit. And then we read “Sharp” by thingsarequeer, which was about Xena. It was also not pleasant. Knives are not good for sexual play, folks, not matter how nutzo you are.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-22-white-castle-and-lubricant/Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by k…Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Harry Potter, Sex Fiend (by Lokifan)
Sharp (by thingsarequeer)
Readers: Stevo, Val, David, Roy, Steve, tehmsu
Referee: Val
WE FINISHED MAHOU SHOJOU! It was extremely uneventful. No, seriously. This was not worth it. No aspect of kijin666’s Harry Potter and Fate/stay night crossfic was worth the time we wasted. This was AWFUL. No payoff. So little sex. So much filler material. We’re actually am very upset about this. WHERE IS THE CATHARSIS?! WHERE IS THE RELIEF?! This fic literally cock blocked the Internet.
To celebrate, we read two other fics as well. First is “Harry Potter, Sex Fiend” by Lokifan. It was not pleasant. Lots of smacks and slaps and shit. And then we read “Sharp” by thingsarequeer, which was about Xena. It was also not pleasant. Knives are not good for sexual play, folks, not matter how nutzo you are.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-22-white-castle-and-lubricant/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411597999Season 2 Episode 21 – Everybody is Beef JerkySat, 10 Mar 2018 15:28:39 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-21-everybody-is-beef-jerky
01:51:20Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
The Lusting Beard (by Mannypedia and nodachie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Mannypedia, nodachie, Garret
Referee: Val
But before we learned that horrifying truth on our quest to the end of “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” – kijin666’s painful Harry Potter and Fate/stay night crossfic. Guest readers Mannypedia and nodachie cobbled together a homemade fic just for Stevo and about Stevo during last week’s episode. They titled it “The Lustful Beard“, and were gracious enough to come on and read it with us while Stevo delivered his own lines. David also did lines, but Stevo would rather forget that performance in all its intimate detail. Old pal Garret also returned to the show for first time since Season One! It was a doozie.
Then we actually got to the sex, and it was like two pages long, and totally not worth it IN. THE. LEAST.
*flips desk, and chairs, and house*
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-21-everybody-is-beef-jerky/Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by k…Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
The Lusting Beard (by Mannypedia and nodachie)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Mannypedia, nodachie, Garret
Referee: Val
But before we learned that horrifying truth on our quest to the end of “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” – kijin666’s painful Harry Potter and Fate/stay night crossfic. Guest readers Mannypedia and nodachie cobbled together a homemade fic just for Stevo and about Stevo during last week’s episode. They titled it “The Lustful Beard“, and were gracious enough to come on and read it with us while Stevo delivered his own lines. David also did lines, but Stevo would rather forget that performance in all its intimate detail. Old pal Garret also returned to the show for first time since Season One! It was a doozie.
Then we actually got to the sex, and it was like two pages long, and totally not worth it IN. THE. LEAST.
*flips desk, and chairs, and house*
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-21-everybody-is-beef-jerky/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411597765Season 2 Episode 20 – Everyone Has a Stat Sheet, Except LoganSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:27:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-20-everyone-has-a-stat-sheet-except-logan
01:50:13Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Josh, Sam, Kunal
Referee: Stevo-ish
The nightmare never ends! Join us for our continued crusade thorough our supremely awful season finale story: “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. IS THERE SEX YET? NOPE!
Yes, it’s true. We’re rotting our brains away with this supposedly smutty fanfic and there’s not even any porny moments yet. Join in on our torture and drink the pain away with us.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-20-everyone-has-a-stat-sheet-except-logan/Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by k…Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Josh, Sam, Kunal
Referee: Stevo-ish
The nightmare never ends! Join us for our continued crusade thorough our supremely awful season finale story: “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. IS THERE SEX YET? NOPE!
Yes, it’s true. We’re rotting our brains away with this supposedly smutty fanfic and there’s not even any porny moments yet. Join in on our torture and drink the pain away with us.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-20-everyone-has-a-stat-sheet-except-logan/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411594918Season 2 Episode 19 – Taco AirhornSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:18:59 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-19-taco-airhorn
01:34:30Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Sir Splee, Steve
Referee: Val
Another boozey bender through our shockingly sexless season finale*: “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. It’s truly astounding how little sex there is. If beating off in front of a nurse does something for you, we’ve got that for ya. We’ve also got the notion that Harry Potter is feminine. Message revived kijin666. Thanks.
“Where’s the entertainment value?” you ask. Simple, friend: our torture. Please delight in the suffering. We do it all for you.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-19-taco-airhorn/Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by k…Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Sir Splee, Steve
Referee: Val
Another boozey bender through our shockingly sexless season finale*: “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. It’s truly astounding how little sex there is. If beating off in front of a nurse does something for you, we’ve got that for ya. We’ve also got the notion that Harry Potter is feminine. Message revived kijin666. Thanks.
“Where’s the entertainment value?” you ask. Simple, friend: our torture. Please delight in the suffering. We do it all for you.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-19-taco-airhorn/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411594636Season 2 Episode 18 – Count de FoothumpSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:18:06 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-18-count-de-foothump
01:42:39Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Sex Guides and FAQ – Dolphin Sex
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Steve, Wolfboy
Referee: None/Stevo
In this episode we take a much-needed break from our sexless season finale fic “Melon Bamboo Kortana Tenderkiss“, or whatever its called, by kijin666 (a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night). Before we get back to that mess, we read “Dolphins: FAQ on Mating” by intrepid sex scholar Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn, from the now-defunct resource dolphinsex.org. For all of you aspiring zoophiles, you’ll find mounds and humps of useful knowledge. Just be sure to duck out of the way of the load, it’ll hit you like a freight train.
Also, Vegeta is the most important character in existence. Everyone should be Vegeta.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-18-count-de-foothump/Fanfics read:
Sex Guides and FAQ – Dolphin Sex
Ma…Fanfics read:
Sex Guides and FAQ – Dolphin Sex
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Steve, Wolfboy
Referee: None/Stevo
In this episode we take a much-needed break from our sexless season finale fic “Melon Bamboo Kortana Tenderkiss“, or whatever its called, by kijin666 (a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night). Before we get back to that mess, we read “Dolphins: FAQ on Mating” by intrepid sex scholar Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn, from the now-defunct resource dolphinsex.org. For all of you aspiring zoophiles, you’ll find mounds and humps of useful knowledge. Just be sure to duck out of the way of the load, it’ll hit you like a freight train.
Also, Vegeta is the most important character in existence. Everyone should be Vegeta.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-18-count-de-foothump/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411594294Season 2 Episode 17 – Nerds and a BJSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:17:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-17-nerds-and-a-bj
01:38:19Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, and the Flame ON! crew: Bryan, Adam, Jeff, and BJ
Referee: Val
We’re deep into our season finale longfic “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. And, not unlike a JRPG journey, we’ve encountered some new party members to help us on our quest. We’re joined by Bryan, Adam, Jeff, and BJ from Nerdy Show‘s all-gay, all-geek podcast, Flame ON! to help us make this rousing rendition of kijin666’s bastard fanfic more A-rousing.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-17-nerds-and-a-bj/Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by k…Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, and the Flame ON! crew: Bryan, Adam, Jeff, and BJ
Referee: Val
We’re deep into our season finale longfic “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. And, not unlike a JRPG journey, we’ve encountered some new party members to help us on our quest. We’re joined by Bryan, Adam, Jeff, and BJ from Nerdy Show‘s all-gay, all-geek podcast, Flame ON! to help us make this rousing rendition of kijin666’s bastard fanfic more A-rousing.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-17-nerds-and-a-bj/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411593880Season 2 Episode 16 – ZelBARFSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:16:01 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-16-zelbarf
01:39:27Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Shawn, Steve, tehmsu
Referee: Val
We continue our trooping through our season finale longfic “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. It took ages, but we finally hit some sexy stuff this time. And yet… not even poorly written, poorly conceived lovemaking can sooth the pain. Only a few 100,000 words to go…
ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-16-zelbarf/Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by k…Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Shawn, Steve, tehmsu
Referee: Val
We continue our trooping through our season finale longfic “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. It took ages, but we finally hit some sexy stuff this time. And yet… not even poorly written, poorly conceived lovemaking can sooth the pain. Only a few 100,000 words to go…
ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET ARE WE DONE YET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-16-zelbarf/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411593679Season 2 Episode 15 – Electric Windmill CarSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:15:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-15-electric-windmill-car
01:39:54Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Shawn, Deven, Manny, Tony
Referee: NONE!
Season 2’s epic epoch of longfic begins here! Season One’s longfic, “Sonic in the Search for Love” nearly killed us. This time around,we’re hoping things will be better. [Spoiler Alert: One episode in and… NOPE.] This wretched endurance test is a wonderful crossover that has inception-level references. It doesn’t just cross the streams between Harry Potter and the Japanese visual novel Fate/Stay Night. No, we’re not that lucky. It’s a crossover of Harry Potter and someone’s 930,000 word long Fate/Stay Night fanfiction. Presenting: “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666.
There are not enough curse words in all of the languages on Earth combined to express the rage. Guest readers include: newcomer Manny joins Shawn, Deven, and Nerdy Show‘s Tony!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-15-electric-windmill-car/Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by k…Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Shawn, Deven, Manny, Tony
Referee: NONE!
Season 2’s epic epoch of longfic begins here! Season One’s longfic, “Sonic in the Search for Love” nearly killed us. This time around,we’re hoping things will be better. [Spoiler Alert: One episode in and… NOPE.] This wretched endurance test is a wonderful crossover that has inception-level references. It doesn’t just cross the streams between Harry Potter and the Japanese visual novel Fate/Stay Night. No, we’re not that lucky. It’s a crossover of Harry Potter and someone’s 930,000 word long Fate/Stay Night fanfiction. Presenting: “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666.
There are not enough curse words in all of the languages on Earth combined to express the rage. Guest readers include: newcomer Manny joins Shawn, Deven, and Nerdy Show‘s Tony!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-15-electric-windmill-car/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411593445Season 2 Episode 14 – Everyone is Carl, Except for MeatwadSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:14:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-14-everyone-is-carl-except-for-meatwad
01:48:44Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Rated F A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy (by GeorgeGlass)
Sweat (by Commander)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Val, Spencer, Steve, Evan, Sir Splee
Referee: Val
Every season of Friday Night Fanfiction, we close out by reading and epic longfic over the course of multiple episodes. It’s a profound test of fortitude. This is the calm before the storm: the last shortfic session. Before we dive into our longfic abyss with Harry Potter and Fate/stay night, we have this. THIS. This….actually, pretty awesomely written Phineas and Ferb fanfic by GeorgeGlass called “Rated F: A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy“.
It’s hilarious as long as you forget how freaking underage these characters are. (Though the story certainly tried to remind you every so often.) Join us for a tag-team guest line-up of readers. And since we had a few extra minutes, we indulged in some nostalgiacide by reading a Darkwing Duck fanfic by Commander called “Sweat” which explores creative applications for Liquidator’s water powers on Drake Mallard’s ward, Gosalyn.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-14-everyone-is-carl-except-for-meatwad/Fanfics read:
Rated F A Phineas and Ferb Sex Come…Fanfics read:
Rated F A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy (by GeorgeGlass)
Sweat (by Commander)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Val, Spencer, Steve, Evan, Sir Splee
Referee: Val
Every season of Friday Night Fanfiction, we close out by reading and epic longfic over the course of multiple episodes. It’s a profound test of fortitude. This is the calm before the storm: the last shortfic session. Before we dive into our longfic abyss with Harry Potter and Fate/stay night, we have this. THIS. This….actually, pretty awesomely written Phineas and Ferb fanfic by GeorgeGlass called “Rated F: A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy“.
It’s hilarious as long as you forget how freaking underage these characters are. (Though the story certainly tried to remind you every so often.) Join us for a tag-team guest line-up of readers. And since we had a few extra minutes, we indulged in some nostalgiacide by reading a Darkwing Duck fanfic by Commander called “Sweat” which explores creative applications for Liquidator’s water powers on Drake Mallard’s ward, Gosalyn.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-14-everyone-is-carl-except-for-meatwad/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411593016Season 2 Episode 13 – Feminist Activism NOW!Sat, 10 Mar 2018 15:13:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-13-feminist-activism-now
01:45:12Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Forbidden Nature (by lia200304)
Metal Fixation (by CamiSoul)
Spider-man vs Santa Claus (by ComicsNix)
NerdyShow Forum Spam
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Val, Steve, Shawn, Sam
Referee: Val
Oh boy, this one was a doozie. Five readings in a single night, and our first reading of something other than fanfiction! Sam, Steve, and Shawn join a Logan-less FNF to grind through a ridiculous amount of text.
First up, some forum spam forwarded to us from Cap. Thanks, Cap! I threw up only four times!
Following that, we read Spider-Man vs. Santa Claus. And, of course, its by Comicsnix. Instant holiday classic.
Then we read Metal Fixation, a South Park fic focused on some GOFF kids. No mention of MCR, but we were on warning watch for anything even remotely resembling My Immortal. I (Stevo) haven’t seen South park in over a decade so I had no idea things had gotten this bad in town.
After wiping off the white foundation and black eyeliner, we got a little moist and read Slippery When Wet. Again, I have no frame of reference because I’ve never watched Transformers, but I definitely won’t be looking at my electronics the same way ever again. Charging port *shudder*.
And finally, we wrapped up with Forbidden Nature. No idea what we were expecting going into a Family Guy fic, but uhhhhh….yeah, that shit was pretty fucked up.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-13-feminist-activism-now/Fanfics read:
Forbidden Nature (by lia200304)
Met…Fanfics read:
Forbidden Nature (by lia200304)
Metal Fixation (by CamiSoul)
Spider-man vs Santa Claus (by ComicsNix)
NerdyShow Forum Spam
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Val, Steve, Shawn, Sam
Referee: Val
Oh boy, this one was a doozie. Five readings in a single night, and our first reading of something other than fanfiction! Sam, Steve, and Shawn join a Logan-less FNF to grind through a ridiculous amount of text.
First up, some forum spam forwarded to us from Cap. Thanks, Cap! I threw up only four times!
Following that, we read Spider-Man vs. Santa Claus. And, of course, its by Comicsnix. Instant holiday classic.
Then we read Metal Fixation, a South Park fic focused on some GOFF kids. No mention of MCR, but we were on warning watch for anything even remotely resembling My Immortal. I (Stevo) haven’t seen South park in over a decade so I had no idea things had gotten this bad in town.
After wiping off the white foundation and black eyeliner, we got a little moist and read Slippery When Wet. Again, I have no frame of reference because I’ve never watched Transformers, but I definitely won’t be looking at my electronics the same way ever again. Charging port *shudder*.
And finally, we wrapped up with Forbidden Nature. No idea what we were expecting going into a Family Guy fic, but uhhhhh….yeah, that shit was pretty fucked up.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-13-feminist-activism-now/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411592329Season 2 Episode 12 – Dipples and VipplesSat, 10 Mar 2018 15:11:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-12-dipples-and-vipples
01:44:47Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Brotherly Love (by jj1a)
On Bio-Mass (by Twitchystitch)
Sex in the City (by Hairy Gregory)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Kyle, Tony
Referee: Val
The FNF crew are joined by Kyle (HeroMax), Brad, and Tony for a romping cartoon free-for-all, smashing your childhood and adulthood animated loves with sardonic sexual encounters! We start with “On Bio-Mass” an Adventure Time ficapalooza by Twitchystitch where Princess Bubblegum devours Finn in the most sensual way possible. Sexy servings of pseudoscience! We follow this up with “Sex in the City” by Hairy Gregory, a Powerpuff Girls fic not nearly as bad as Comicsnix’s “Naked Heart: In Soul of the Sun“. Trust us when we say the story’s ending joke is worth trudging through the moistness dealt by Blossom’s bereaved buttcrack. Finally, we tear up the Thundercats with some sibling seduction in jj1a’s “Brotherly Love“. It’s a lot better than watching middle school elective wrestling, and about as erotic.
Keep an eye on our facebook page for the mentioned mspaintporn once we have a chance to censor it for the eyes of the world. It’s too horrible in its native state… like dark matter… or taco bell.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-12-dipples-and-vipples/Fanfics read:
Brotherly Love (by jj1a)
On Bio-Mas…Fanfics read:
Brotherly Love (by jj1a)
On Bio-Mass (by Twitchystitch)
Sex in the City (by Hairy Gregory)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Kyle, Tony
Referee: Val
The FNF crew are joined by Kyle (HeroMax), Brad, and Tony for a romping cartoon free-for-all, smashing your childhood and adulthood animated loves with sardonic sexual encounters! We start with “On Bio-Mass” an Adventure Time ficapalooza by Twitchystitch where Princess Bubblegum devours Finn in the most sensual way possible. Sexy servings of pseudoscience! We follow this up with “Sex in the City” by Hairy Gregory, a Powerpuff Girls fic not nearly as bad as Comicsnix’s “Naked Heart: In Soul of the Sun“. Trust us when we say the story’s ending joke is worth trudging through the moistness dealt by Blossom’s bereaved buttcrack. Finally, we tear up the Thundercats with some sibling seduction in jj1a’s “Brotherly Love“. It’s a lot better than watching middle school elective wrestling, and about as erotic.
Keep an eye on our facebook page for the mentioned mspaintporn once we have a chance to censor it for the eyes of the world. It’s too horrible in its native state… like dark matter… or taco bell.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-12-dipples-and-vipples/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411591651Season 2 Episode 11 – Jeremiah B.J.Sat, 10 Mar 2018 15:09:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-11-jeremiah-bj
01:25:47Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)
Dearest Daddy (by Tafyapyap)
Sexy Bathtime (by Tafyapyap)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Arkais, Steve, SageZero
Referee: Val
It’s POKÉMON NIGHT! We pay tribute to the franchise that’s provided Nintendo more money than all religions combined. It’s also a franchise that’s scarred us deeply in the past, and not from belligerently filling up My Pokémon Ranchwith Pidgeys to get that legal Mew. No, in the time before Friday Night Fanfiction we succumbed to the torture Megadeth425’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“. Now, like a vet returning to ‘Nam, we return to the world of Pokémon to exorcise those demons.
Joining us are Arkais, SageZero, and Steve VS. We start with TurtleNinja’s “Fevered Lust“, a nice, down-home gym leader yaoi fic with Brojobs. Then, we get wet with Tafyapyap’s “Sexy Bathtime“. (Reading in vaguely European accents helps a lot!) Finally, we go beyond the beyond with another Tafyapyap tale: “Dearest Daddy“, which… Well, it’s definitely not a good Father’s Day gift.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-11-jeremiah-b-j/Fanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)
Deare…Fanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)
Dearest Daddy (by Tafyapyap)
Sexy Bathtime (by Tafyapyap)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Arkais, Steve, SageZero
Referee: Val
It’s POKÉMON NIGHT! We pay tribute to the franchise that’s provided Nintendo more money than all religions combined. It’s also a franchise that’s scarred us deeply in the past, and not from belligerently filling up My Pokémon Ranchwith Pidgeys to get that legal Mew. No, in the time before Friday Night Fanfiction we succumbed to the torture Megadeth425’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“. Now, like a vet returning to ‘Nam, we return to the world of Pokémon to exorcise those demons.
Joining us are Arkais, SageZero, and Steve VS. We start with TurtleNinja’s “Fevered Lust“, a nice, down-home gym leader yaoi fic with Brojobs. Then, we get wet with Tafyapyap’s “Sexy Bathtime“. (Reading in vaguely European accents helps a lot!) Finally, we go beyond the beyond with another Tafyapyap tale: “Dearest Daddy“, which… Well, it’s definitely not a good Father’s Day gift.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-11-jeremiah-b-j/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411591477Season 2 Episode 10 – Remember That Time Aku Dressed Like a Girl & Ordered Pizza?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 15:08:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-10-remember-that-time-aku-dressed-like-a-girl-ordered-pizza
01:33:21Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Val, boR, Neofaust
Referee: Val
It’s a Nerdy Show Network crossover! We’re joined by the Derps from Derpy Show – boR and Neofaust come on to clear the air with decidedly lighter fare than our recent… ordeals. Tonight we read a Samurai Jack fic by TurtleNinja called “Fevered Lust“, where our perverse banter inspired by the story endds up dirtier than the fic itself. TurtleNinja gives us a sensual, honorable love story involving Tomoe and a virginal Samurai Jack. He’s fighting an Infection (always capitalized since its probably a proprietary CW or something), and poor Tomoe assists the only waya woman shoehorned into a plot by a mediocre writer can.
Also everyone should buy Patapon. That game is good no matter what anyone else says.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-10-remember-that-time-aku-dressed-like-a-girl-ordered-pizza/Fanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)
Read…Fanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Val, boR, Neofaust
Referee: Val
It’s a Nerdy Show Network crossover! We’re joined by the Derps from Derpy Show – boR and Neofaust come on to clear the air with decidedly lighter fare than our recent… ordeals. Tonight we read a Samurai Jack fic by TurtleNinja called “Fevered Lust“, where our perverse banter inspired by the story endds up dirtier than the fic itself. TurtleNinja gives us a sensual, honorable love story involving Tomoe and a virginal Samurai Jack. He’s fighting an Infection (always capitalized since its probably a proprietary CW or something), and poor Tomoe assists the only waya woman shoehorned into a plot by a mediocre writer can.
Also everyone should buy Patapon. That game is good no matter what anyone else says.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-10-remember-that-time-aku-dressed-like-a-girl-ordered-pizza/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411561663Season 2 Episode 9 – Fat Albert’s Breast NipplesSat, 10 Mar 2018 13:28:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-9-fat-alberts-breast-nipples
01:38:27Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Dating Season (by HKMiller)
Dr Gregory House vs Edward Elric (by Miss Woodford)
Naruto The Hypno Zapper (By HazardGallantmon)
Until the End of Time (by gofer-chan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Andrew, Deia
Referee: Val
This week the FNF crew are joined by two old salts from our sordid past: Andrew and Deia, a.k.a. OA and DragonAvenger. To mark the occasion we hit up crossover fics of our roots!
House! Full Metal Alchemist! Anne Frank! Dragon Ball Z! Naruto! Warner Brothers! WAY TOO MANY TO LIST! Heck, we won’t even spoil them by going into further detail. Listen below and hit up the links following the player to read along. But, we’ll say this: we are issuing challenge for someone to draw Fat Albert in a microkini.
Yes. Please do that thing for us.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-9-fat-alberts-breast-nipples/Fanfics read:
Dating Season (by HKMiller)
Dr Greg…Fanfics read:
Dating Season (by HKMiller)
Dr Gregory House vs Edward Elric (by Miss Woodford)
Naruto The Hypno Zapper (By HazardGallantmon)
Until the End of Time (by gofer-chan)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Andrew, Deia
Referee: Val
This week the FNF crew are joined by two old salts from our sordid past: Andrew and Deia, a.k.a. OA and DragonAvenger. To mark the occasion we hit up crossover fics of our roots!
House! Full Metal Alchemist! Anne Frank! Dragon Ball Z! Naruto! Warner Brothers! WAY TOO MANY TO LIST! Heck, we won’t even spoil them by going into further detail. Listen below and hit up the links following the player to read along. But, we’ll say this: we are issuing challenge for someone to draw Fat Albert in a microkini.
Yes. Please do that thing for us.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-9-fat-alberts-breast-nipples/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411561408Season 2 Episode 8 – Outback’s Blooming Wang TireSat, 10 Mar 2018 13:27:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-8-outbacks-blooming-wang-tire
01:33:45Nighthorse MediayesFanfics reads:
Kim Possible – Futa Hard (by Lord-Kellendros)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve, Deven
Referee: Val
Our painful journey with Lord-Kellendros’ Kim Possible fic “Futa Hard” continues. We wrap up this soft, flimsy story that took us three hours to read what seemed to be about six minutes of actual smut, while also removing any erotic existential exemplary appeal due to consistently cascading colloquialisms categorized by awesomely abundant aural alliteration and more run-on sentences than you could shake a stick at were you to have a career in stick-shakery.
Chances are good you’ll never get a semi again.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-8-outbacks-blooming-wang-tire/Fanfics reads:
Kim Possible – Futa Hard (by Lord-…Fanfics reads:
Kim Possible – Futa Hard (by Lord-Kellendros)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve, Deven
Referee: Val
Our painful journey with Lord-Kellendros’ Kim Possible fic “Futa Hard” continues. We wrap up this soft, flimsy story that took us three hours to read what seemed to be about six minutes of actual smut, while also removing any erotic existential exemplary appeal due to consistently cascading colloquialisms categorized by awesomely abundant aural alliteration and more run-on sentences than you could shake a stick at were you to have a career in stick-shakery.
Chances are good you’ll never get a semi again.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-8-outbacks-blooming-wang-tire/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411561099Season 2 Episode 7 – Meatball-EasySat, 10 Mar 2018 13:26:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-7-meatball-easy
01:27:05Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
He’s a Lady (by Loni)
Kim Possible – Futa Hard (by Lord-Kellendros)
Readers: Val, David, Logan, Roy, Brad
Referee: Stevo
This week we’re indulging bedroom role reversal. Stevo and Val swap reader/ referee and the crew takes on a crossdressing, yaoi-flavored Team Fortress 2 fic by Loni called “He’s a Lady” – featuring copious recitations of that one Tom Jones song. [Spoiler alert: no one on the crew can do a legit Scout voice. Those were as much of a train wreck as the story itself.] We chase that down with “Futa Hard” by Lord-Kellendros – a Kim Possible fic that truly does the impossible: makes sexy stuff mind-numbingly BORING! Seriously it has about as much action as 14 episodes of Dragon Ball Z (read: basically nothing happened of consequence) so we have our fun and leave that mess mid-stream.
Also, Pour one out in memory of last week’s podcast. It was legit eaten by The Lawnmower Man and drug screaming into digital hell. We’re attempting a seance but the dark arts are not to be taken lightly.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-7-meatball-easy/Fanfics read:
He’s a Lady (by Loni)
Kim Possible …Fanfics read:
He’s a Lady (by Loni)
Kim Possible – Futa Hard (by Lord-Kellendros)
Readers: Val, David, Logan, Roy, Brad
Referee: Stevo
This week we’re indulging bedroom role reversal. Stevo and Val swap reader/ referee and the crew takes on a crossdressing, yaoi-flavored Team Fortress 2 fic by Loni called “He’s a Lady” – featuring copious recitations of that one Tom Jones song. [Spoiler alert: no one on the crew can do a legit Scout voice. Those were as much of a train wreck as the story itself.] We chase that down with “Futa Hard” by Lord-Kellendros – a Kim Possible fic that truly does the impossible: makes sexy stuff mind-numbingly BORING! Seriously it has about as much action as 14 episodes of Dragon Ball Z (read: basically nothing happened of consequence) so we have our fun and leave that mess mid-stream.
Also, Pour one out in memory of last week’s podcast. It was legit eaten by The Lawnmower Man and drug screaming into digital hell. We’re attempting a seance but the dark arts are not to be taken lightly.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-7-meatball-easy/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411560859Season 2 Episode 5 – Honk If You’re Horny For Spider-Man. BEEP BEEP.Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:25:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-5-honk-if-youre-horny-for-spider-man-beep-beep
01:45:36Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Lessons Learned on Sesame Street (by The Camel Hump)
Underwear (by Spug)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Sir Splee, Chowder
Referee: Val
Are you ready to be damaged goods? Forget spending years in an abusive courtship or watching Cannibal Holocaust for 24 hours – Friday Night Fanfiction is here! And they’ve brought brown party liquor!
Get tickled in New York’s happiest neighborhood with everyone’s favorite adorable monster, Elmo in the explicit Sesame Street tale “Lessons Learned on Sesame Street” by The Camel Hump. Then careen the 18-wheeler of your mind into a metaphorical ditch with the Homestar Runner slashfic “Underwear” by Spug and thrill to the musky flavors of HomestarXStrongBad.
Also featuring the best use of J. Jonah Jamison. Ever.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-5-honk-if-youre-horny-for-spider-man-beep-beep/Fanfics read:
Lessons Learned on Sesame Street (b…Fanfics read:
Lessons Learned on Sesame Street (by The Camel Hump)
Underwear (by Spug)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Sir Splee, Chowder
Referee: Val
Are you ready to be damaged goods? Forget spending years in an abusive courtship or watching Cannibal Holocaust for 24 hours – Friday Night Fanfiction is here! And they’ve brought brown party liquor!
Get tickled in New York’s happiest neighborhood with everyone’s favorite adorable monster, Elmo in the explicit Sesame Street tale “Lessons Learned on Sesame Street” by The Camel Hump. Then careen the 18-wheeler of your mind into a metaphorical ditch with the Homestar Runner slashfic “Underwear” by Spug and thrill to the musky flavors of HomestarXStrongBad.
Also featuring the best use of J. Jonah Jamison. Ever.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-5-honk-if-youre-horny-for-spider-man-beep-beep/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411560631Season 2 Episode 4 – Experiment P.E.E.N.Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:24:38 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-4-experiment-peen
01:45:14Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
A Bone to Pick (by XtremePlaga)
Big, Red and Angry (by The Mustard King)
Why Couldn’t I Just be Dissected (by WDCain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Trench, Tony, Sir Splee
Referee: Val
FNF is joined by venerable streaming duo Trench and Tony, along with Sir Splee to replace the invisible Logan for a three fanfic sexfest. First, one of the most genuinely off-putting Disney fanfics we’ve ever read (and this is coming the week after reading “Jasmine Cumslut“!). “A Bone to Pick” by XtremePlaga is… a Lilo and Stitch fanfic where experiment 628 gives Stitch Goro-Genetalia. It’s soft science at its worst!
Never fear – we follow that horror show up with WDCain’s genuinely hilarious “Why Couldn’t I Just Be Dissected?”, in which Danny Phantom’s mother finally catches the ghost-boy and plans on “experimenting” with him. And then we finish with the X-Men / Clifford the Big Red Dog fic you never knew you wanted, “Big, Red and Angry”by The Mustard King – featuring one of the funniest sex scenes to ever happen in the Marvel universe! Take it all the way down to brown town!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-4-experiment-p-e-e-n/Fanfics read:
A Bone to Pick (by XtremePlaga)
Big…Fanfics read:
A Bone to Pick (by XtremePlaga)
Big, Red and Angry (by The Mustard King)
Why Couldn’t I Just be Dissected (by WDCain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Trench, Tony, Sir Splee
Referee: Val
FNF is joined by venerable streaming duo Trench and Tony, along with Sir Splee to replace the invisible Logan for a three fanfic sexfest. First, one of the most genuinely off-putting Disney fanfics we’ve ever read (and this is coming the week after reading “Jasmine Cumslut“!). “A Bone to Pick” by XtremePlaga is… a Lilo and Stitch fanfic where experiment 628 gives Stitch Goro-Genetalia. It’s soft science at its worst!
Never fear – we follow that horror show up with WDCain’s genuinely hilarious “Why Couldn’t I Just Be Dissected?”, in which Danny Phantom’s mother finally catches the ghost-boy and plans on “experimenting” with him. And then we finish with the X-Men / Clifford the Big Red Dog fic you never knew you wanted, “Big, Red and Angry”by The Mustard King – featuring one of the funniest sex scenes to ever happen in the Marvel universe! Take it all the way down to brown town!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-4-experiment-p-e-e-n/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411560229Season 2 Episode 3 – Galdap/Bush 2016Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:23:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-3-galdapbush-2016
01:30:31Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
A Fish out of Water – A Dungeons and Doritos Fanfic (by The Mustard King)
Jasmine cumslut (by EclipsePheniox)
THE NEWEST TURTLE (by Jay Friedman)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Hex, Cap
Referee: Val
By the Anal Beads of Agamotto, we have quite the episode for you today! FNF is joined by our benefactors, friends, and kinky sex toys: Hex and Cap of Nerdy Show. Together we form a trifecta of terrible and summon the Republican magicks of Galdap to bring forth Jamela and Vimak of Dungeons & Doritos!
To mark the occasion, we conjure a Dungeons & Doritos fic which has apparently been hiding on the internet until now, “A Fish out of Water” by The Mustard King. Following that, we read Jay Friedman’s “THE NEWEST TURTLE”, where the author lives out every 90’s kids prepubescent ninja fighting fantasy. And, because this episode isn’t nearly filthy enough, we close with EclipsePheniox’s “Jasmine Cumslut”, which… well… its just terrible and ruins a shocking range of franchises simultaneously.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-3-galdap-bush-2016/Fanfics read:
A Fish out of Water – A Dungeons an…Fanfics read:
A Fish out of Water – A Dungeons and Doritos Fanfic (by The Mustard King)
Jasmine cumslut (by EclipsePheniox)
THE NEWEST TURTLE (by Jay Friedman)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Hex, Cap
Referee: Val
By the Anal Beads of Agamotto, we have quite the episode for you today! FNF is joined by our benefactors, friends, and kinky sex toys: Hex and Cap of Nerdy Show. Together we form a trifecta of terrible and summon the Republican magicks of Galdap to bring forth Jamela and Vimak of Dungeons & Doritos!
To mark the occasion, we conjure a Dungeons & Doritos fic which has apparently been hiding on the internet until now, “A Fish out of Water” by The Mustard King. Following that, we read Jay Friedman’s “THE NEWEST TURTLE”, where the author lives out every 90’s kids prepubescent ninja fighting fantasy. And, because this episode isn’t nearly filthy enough, we close with EclipsePheniox’s “Jasmine Cumslut”, which… well… its just terrible and ruins a shocking range of franchises simultaneously.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-3-galdap-bush-2016/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411559779Season 2 Episode 2 – Is Garfield Jewish?Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:22:20 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-2-is-garfield-jewish
01:47:44Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
The Garfield Bowl (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
The Garfield Story (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Zero Dark Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Steve
Referee: Val
Garfield takes a front row seat for the Garfield Show starring Garfield as Garfield, Garfield, Garfield and Garfield have their guests Garfield, Garfield, and also Garfield (in a special appearance due to Garfield not being able to join us that evening) for a series of Garfield fics that are more Garfield than Garfield!
We read a triptych of Garfield fics by the incomparable author ShakespearHemmingway – First, a beautiful tale about artistic integrity and also Ebola as Garfield establishes his dominance as the world’s greatest artist in “The Garfield Bowl“. Then, things go into intrigue mode with the political terroristic thriller about Osama Bin Laden in “Zero Dark Garfield“. Finally, we revisit the core values of the holiday season as brought to you by “The Garfield Story“.
AMAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-2-is-garfield-jewish/Fanfics read:
The Garfield Bowl (by ShakespeareHe…Fanfics read:
The Garfield Bowl (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
The Garfield Story (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Zero Dark Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Steve
Referee: Val
Garfield takes a front row seat for the Garfield Show starring Garfield as Garfield, Garfield, Garfield and Garfield have their guests Garfield, Garfield, and also Garfield (in a special appearance due to Garfield not being able to join us that evening) for a series of Garfield fics that are more Garfield than Garfield!
We read a triptych of Garfield fics by the incomparable author ShakespearHemmingway – First, a beautiful tale about artistic integrity and also Ebola as Garfield establishes his dominance as the world’s greatest artist in “The Garfield Bowl“. Then, things go into intrigue mode with the political terroristic thriller about Osama Bin Laden in “Zero Dark Garfield“. Finally, we revisit the core values of the holiday season as brought to you by “The Garfield Story“.
AMAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-2-episode-2-is-garfield-jewish/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411559623Season 2 Episode 1 – And We’re BackSat, 10 Mar 2018 13:21:39 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-2-episode-1-and-were-back
01:54:46Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Immortality in Fickle Affection (by Tekki and Vejiita4eva)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy
Referee: Val
After a month hiatus/rehab following their reading of “Sonic in the Search for Love”, the FNF crew is back to kick off Season Two with a bang. Many bangs in fact – ’cause there’s some serious hyrda action going on in Hercule’s loins. “HERCULES.TXT” aka “Immortality In Fickle Affection” by Tekki and Vejiita4eva, is a Kingdom Hearts fic featuring gender bending, inappropriate kooshballs, and some of the most obvious Creative Writing Major material we’ve seen yet.
Join us, won’t you?
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-2-episode-1-and-were-back/Fanfics read:
Immortality in Fickle Affection (by…Fanfics read:
Immortality in Fickle Affection (by Tekki and Vejiita4eva)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy
Referee: Val
After a month hiatus/rehab following their reading of “Sonic in the Search for Love”, the FNF crew is back to kick off Season Two with a bang. Many bangs in fact – ’cause there’s some serious hyrda action going on in Hercule’s loins. “HERCULES.TXT” aka “Immortality In Fickle Affection” by Tekki and Vejiita4eva, is a Kingdom Hearts fic featuring gender bending, inappropriate kooshballs, and some of the most obvious Creative Writing Major material we’ve seen yet.
Join us, won’t you?
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-2-episode-1-and-were-back/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411557628Season 1 Episode 17 – Season 1 RecapSat, 10 Mar 2018 13:13:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-17-season-1-recap
01:00:45Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Faster Enterprise! … Kill! Kill! (By Jessica Leenstra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Mike
Referee: Val
The dust has cleared and all we can see is carnage and violated bodies for miles and miles. Our seven episode, marathon reading of “Sonic and the Search for Love” claimed many lives. So, like any good drinking binge, we end this season with a regurgitation of all that’s come before.
We walk down memory lane, back through all the ‘fics we read in Season 1, and share our favorite moments and personal choices for the best and worst. Plus we have a guest read a quick, terrible Star Trek: The Next Generation fanfic, “Faster, Enterprise…Kill! Kill!” by Jessica Leenstra.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-17-season-1-recap/Fanfics read:
Faster Enterprise! … Kill! Kill! (B…Fanfics read:
Faster Enterprise! … Kill! Kill! (By Jessica Leenstra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Mike
Referee: Val
The dust has cleared and all we can see is carnage and violated bodies for miles and miles. Our seven episode, marathon reading of “Sonic and the Search for Love” claimed many lives. So, like any good drinking binge, we end this season with a regurgitation of all that’s come before.
We walk down memory lane, back through all the ‘fics we read in Season 1, and share our favorite moments and personal choices for the best and worst. Plus we have a guest read a quick, terrible Star Trek: The Next Generation fanfic, “Faster, Enterprise…Kill! Kill!” by Jessica Leenstra.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-17-season-1-recap/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411557376Season 1 Episode 16 – The EndSat, 10 Mar 2018 13:12:21 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-16-the-end
01:31:04Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Val
Referee: Val
WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
We finished “Sonic in the Search for Love“!
After seven episodes of unimaginable torment, our alcohol-fueled journey through the torture of Krezz’s Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic has ended. There was much rejoicing… and sudden projectile vomiting.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-16-the-end/Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Kr…Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Val
Referee: Val
WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
We finished “Sonic in the Search for Love“!
After seven episodes of unimaginable torment, our alcohol-fueled journey through the torture of Krezz’s Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic has ended. There was much rejoicing… and sudden projectile vomiting.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-16-the-end/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411556959Season 1 Episode 15 – BubblecumSat, 10 Mar 2018 13:11:05 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-15-bubblecum
01:38:10Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, Roy, Val, Tony, Beth, Cyril
Referee: Val
Our sixth installment in the never-ending nightmare of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We’ve lost contact with the FNFcrew, all we found was a journal in the scorched remains of an old library:
“January 12th, 2015.
Nope. No description. Not even worth doing it. Life is pain, life is misery. SONIC IS THE ILLUMINATI. We are all under his spell, and we can not break free. I know not what sin I have committed to be relegated to this eternal purgatory. All I know is that, like Dante, I must press forward into the foul depths and not turn back. I must descend into the abyss in order to reach my promised paradise.
Godspeed to us all.”
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-15-bubblecum/Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Kr…Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, Roy, Val, Tony, Beth, Cyril
Referee: Val
Our sixth installment in the never-ending nightmare of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We’ve lost contact with the FNFcrew, all we found was a journal in the scorched remains of an old library:
“January 12th, 2015.
Nope. No description. Not even worth doing it. Life is pain, life is misery. SONIC IS THE ILLUMINATI. We are all under his spell, and we can not break free. I know not what sin I have committed to be relegated to this eternal purgatory. All I know is that, like Dante, I must press forward into the foul depths and not turn back. I must descend into the abyss in order to reach my promised paradise.
Godspeed to us all.”
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-15-bubblecum/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411556320Season 1 Episode 14 – Brown Hair, Green Eyes, and Brown HairSat, 10 Mar 2018 13:09:40 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-14-brown-hair-green-eyes-and-brown-hair
01:40:22Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Cap, Shawn, Spencer, Steve, Brad
Referee: Stevo & Val
Another week, another trudge through the swamp of sadness that is Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We never knew pain until this terrible journey. We used to drink to dull the pain, now we drink to annihilate all sense of self. Only in being completely and utterly nullified can we endure this hell. Hairy eyeballs! Are you not entertained!?
Seriously, drink responsibly.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-14-brown-hair-green-eyes-and-brown-hair/Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Kr…Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Cap, Shawn, Spencer, Steve, Brad
Referee: Stevo & Val
Another week, another trudge through the swamp of sadness that is Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We never knew pain until this terrible journey. We used to drink to dull the pain, now we drink to annihilate all sense of self. Only in being completely and utterly nullified can we endure this hell. Hairy eyeballs! Are you not entertained!?
Seriously, drink responsibly.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-14-brown-hair-green-eyes-and-brown-hair/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411553695Season 1 Episode 13 – “Cya Latter Sweaty Pie”Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:00:01 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-13-cya-latter-sweaty-pie
01:45:54Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: David, Logan, Roy, Valerie, Shawn, Spencer, Tony, Deven
Referee: Stevo
We’re lost in the abyss of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“, chapter 5. This might be the halfway point… we think. It’s hard to remember life before this started.
The FNF crew meets post-Xmas and pre-New Year to barrel through technical glitches and drink in the horror and wonderment of this abysmal fanfic. These might be sentences in some bizarre alternate universe’s English. Maybe. Anything is possible at this point.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-13-cya-latter-sweaty-pie/Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Kr…Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: David, Logan, Roy, Valerie, Shawn, Spencer, Tony, Deven
Referee: Stevo
We’re lost in the abyss of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“, chapter 5. This might be the halfway point… we think. It’s hard to remember life before this started.
The FNF crew meets post-Xmas and pre-New Year to barrel through technical glitches and drink in the horror and wonderment of this abysmal fanfic. These might be sentences in some bizarre alternate universe’s English. Maybe. Anything is possible at this point.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-13-cya-latter-sweaty-pie/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411552465Season 1 Episode 12 – The Eye of The StormSat, 10 Mar 2018 12:54:50 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-12-the-eye-of-the-storm
01:35:37Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Steve, Spencer, Valron
Referee: Val
Part 3 in our dire battle with one of the worst fanfics of all-time, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. Last episode, the story began devolving as the author revised his earlier chapters. Now, we’re hitting really choppy waters with additional chapter revisions and the infamous chapter 5 – the longest chapter in the entire story. We’re in the center of a genuine shitstorm here, folks.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-12-the-eye-of-the-storm/Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Kr…Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Steve, Spencer, Valron
Referee: Val
Part 3 in our dire battle with one of the worst fanfics of all-time, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. Last episode, the story began devolving as the author revised his earlier chapters. Now, we’re hitting really choppy waters with additional chapter revisions and the infamous chapter 5 – the longest chapter in the entire story. We’re in the center of a genuine shitstorm here, folks.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-12-the-eye-of-the-storm/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411552276Season 1 Episode 11 – When There’s Nudity, He’s There Dutily!Sat, 10 Mar 2018 12:54:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-11-when-theres-nudity-hes-there-dutily
01:33:09Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Val, Steve
Referee: Val
The Nighthorse crew continue their valiant battle against one of the raunchiest fanfics out there, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love”. In this episode, we hit the milestone moment when Krezz starts backtracking on his work. Yes – this is the work of a madman. We have now reached his third revision of Chapter One. Our food and supplies are running low, and we are at the mercy of the elements. It’s uncertain how much longer we can hold out before cannibalism becomes a viable option. Heaven only knows how we’re going to survive…with everyone…
We should have never opened that damn book. We should have listened to that gypsy and her warning about the curse. As long as the lights stay on, we should be able to-
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-11-when-theres-nudity-hes-there-dutily/Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Kr…Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Val, Steve
Referee: Val
The Nighthorse crew continue their valiant battle against one of the raunchiest fanfics out there, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love”. In this episode, we hit the milestone moment when Krezz starts backtracking on his work. Yes – this is the work of a madman. We have now reached his third revision of Chapter One. Our food and supplies are running low, and we are at the mercy of the elements. It’s uncertain how much longer we can hold out before cannibalism becomes a viable option. Heaven only knows how we’re going to survive…with everyone…
We should have never opened that damn book. We should have listened to that gypsy and her warning about the curse. As long as the lights stay on, we should be able to-
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-11-when-theres-nudity-hes-there-dutily/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411551982Season 1 Episode 10 -“Gary Busey Approves”Sat, 10 Mar 2018 12:52:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-10-gary-busey-approves
01:41:25Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
COLD AND DARK DO GO WELL TOGETHER a cautoionary tale for illuminated magical dickhole sex (by japastiel)
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Tony, Spencer, Beth, Steve
Referee: Stevo
This is the big one – Krezz’s legendary slashfic nightmare: “Sonic in the Search for Love“. To divulge much more would be to spoil the horrors that await, but suffice it to say: this was the fanfic that nearly killed FNF before FNF was FNF. Our previous incarnation, Overclocked After Dark, got barely halfway through reading this story, so we’re starting from scratch and finishing it before this season of Friday Night Fanfiction ends.
Before things went South, we felt it was best to prep our palette with another fic. Prior to our first slice at “Sonic”, we read a downright romantic story featuing characters from the 2012 CGI film Rise of the Guardians and the best cameo of Gary Busey ever, “Cold and Dark Do Go Well Together” by japastiel. Just wait ’til you hear this story’s subtitle. Hint: it’s hella hot.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-10-gary-busey-approves/Fanfics read:
COLD AND DARK DO GO WELL TOGETHER a…Fanfics read:
COLD AND DARK DO GO WELL TOGETHER a cautoionary tale for illuminated magical dickhole sex (by japastiel)
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Tony, Spencer, Beth, Steve
Referee: Stevo
This is the big one – Krezz’s legendary slashfic nightmare: “Sonic in the Search for Love“. To divulge much more would be to spoil the horrors that await, but suffice it to say: this was the fanfic that nearly killed FNF before FNF was FNF. Our previous incarnation, Overclocked After Dark, got barely halfway through reading this story, so we’re starting from scratch and finishing it before this season of Friday Night Fanfiction ends.
Before things went South, we felt it was best to prep our palette with another fic. Prior to our first slice at “Sonic”, we read a downright romantic story featuing characters from the 2012 CGI film Rise of the Guardians and the best cameo of Gary Busey ever, “Cold and Dark Do Go Well Together” by japastiel. Just wait ’til you hear this story’s subtitle. Hint: it’s hella hot.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-10-gary-busey-approves/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411551685Season 1 Episode 9 – GroinsawSat, 10 Mar 2018 12:51:38 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-9-groinsaw
01:45:00Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (by Secondpillow)
Like Like Likes Little Link (by Ignatious)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Chowder, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie
Oh boy, oh boy… we can’t aptly describe tonight’s first tale, “Like Like Likes Little Link” by Ignatious, but we’ll try… It’s a bloody, disgusting, two-chapter horror-fest involving young Link from Ocarina of Time and various monsters. It’s probably the most violent thing we’ve ever read, and it tries to make it SEXY. Absolutely terrifying stuff – not for the faint of heart. This one nearly broke Stevo. Seriously, he’s never yelled so much in a ‘fic before.
We decided to follow up that heavy read with a lighthearted, existential Harry Potter romp known as… lots of frigging H’s. (Seriously, the story’s called “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow) This was voted one of the BEST fanfics we’ve ever read. You could say it’s an extremely polarizing episode. At the very least, we know this: only accept American Cockstitution. Accept no substitutes.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-9-groinsaw/Fanfics read:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (by …Fanfics read:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (by Secondpillow)
Like Like Likes Little Link (by Ignatious)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Chowder, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie
Oh boy, oh boy… we can’t aptly describe tonight’s first tale, “Like Like Likes Little Link” by Ignatious, but we’ll try… It’s a bloody, disgusting, two-chapter horror-fest involving young Link from Ocarina of Time and various monsters. It’s probably the most violent thing we’ve ever read, and it tries to make it SEXY. Absolutely terrifying stuff – not for the faint of heart. This one nearly broke Stevo. Seriously, he’s never yelled so much in a ‘fic before.
We decided to follow up that heavy read with a lighthearted, existential Harry Potter romp known as… lots of frigging H’s. (Seriously, the story’s called “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow) This was voted one of the BEST fanfics we’ve ever read. You could say it’s an extremely polarizing episode. At the very least, we know this: only accept American Cockstitution. Accept no substitutes.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-9-groinsaw/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411551478Season 1 Episode 8 – “Ugh”Sat, 10 Mar 2018 12:50:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-8-ugh
01:47:48Nighthorse MediayesFanfics read:
Kirby’s Engagement (by SonicMaster5000)
Painfully Lustful (by Anne Oni Mouse)
Zelda swallowed by a snake (by TBoneTony)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Valerie
Referee: Valerie
The crew take on some ‘fics loosely connected to Super Smash Bros., what with the recent release on the Wii U and all. First up is a scintillatingly sensual look at how erotic it is to be fingerbanging oneself while asphyxiating in a snake’s acidic digestive track in TBoneTony’s opus “Zelda Got Swallowed by a Snake“. Thrill as Stevo makes the mistake of making each “ugh” worth a drink – a decision he regrets very quickly… and deeply.
Next we dive in to a direct Smash Bros. fanfic where Bowser and Dedede get out some aggression, as well as some sexual stimulation, in Anne Oni Mouse’s “Painfully Lustful“. Some very descriptive blood here! We all know that’s what the good stuff is made out of.
And finally, we take on “Kirby’s Engagement” by SonicMaster5000, which follows Kirby and Ribbon (from Kirby 64) getting engaged and consummating their romance. As David so aptly puts it, “Merry Scatmas.”
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-8-ugh/Fanfics read:
Kirby’s Engagement (by SonicMaster5…Fanfics read:
Kirby’s Engagement (by SonicMaster5000)
Painfully Lustful (by Anne Oni Mouse)
Zelda swallowed by a snake (by TBoneTony)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Valerie
Referee: Valerie
The crew take on some ‘fics loosely connected to Super Smash Bros., what with the recent release on the Wii U and all. First up is a scintillatingly sensual look at how erotic it is to be fingerbanging oneself while asphyxiating in a snake’s acidic digestive track in TBoneTony’s opus “Zelda Got Swallowed by a Snake“. Thrill as Stevo makes the mistake of making each “ugh” worth a drink – a decision he regrets very quickly… and deeply.
Next we dive in to a direct Smash Bros. fanfic where Bowser and Dedede get out some aggression, as well as some sexual stimulation, in Anne Oni Mouse’s “Painfully Lustful“. Some very descriptive blood here! We all know that’s what the good stuff is made out of.
And finally, we take on “Kirby’s Engagement” by SonicMaster5000, which follows Kirby and Ribbon (from Kirby 64) getting engaged and consummating their romance. As David so aptly puts it, “Merry Scatmas.”
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-8-ugh/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411551190Season 1 Episode 7 – I’ll Do Whatever You Want, Sexy BurgerSat, 10 Mar 2018 12:49:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-7-ill-do-whatever-you-want-sexy-burger
01:31:09Nighthorse MediayesFanfics Read:
Halflife Fulllife Consequences (by squirrelking)
Halflife Fulllife Consequences Free Man (by squirrelking)
Halflife Hero Beggining (by squirrelking)
HalflifeFullLife Consequences 2WhatHasTobeDone (by squirrelking)
Round 2 (The sequel to One different step) (by Sabbs)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Shawn, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie, et. al
In this episode, the Nighthorse crew power through the Internet classic, the “Half-Life: Full Life Consequences Quadrilogy” by Squirrelking. Join us as cry falls out of us for the woeful tale of John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman’s brother! THEN, because that wasn’t enough to satiate our wanton loins, we return to the muscular machinations of Sabbs’ Kim Possible fanfic in “Round 2“. (We read the first part, “One Different Step” in this episode.) …Things get a little Dead-Alive all up in Kim’s great expanse!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-7-ill-do-whatever-you-want-sexy-burger/Fanfics Read:
Halflife Fulllife Consequences (by …Fanfics Read:
Halflife Fulllife Consequences (by squirrelking)
Halflife Fulllife Consequences Free Man (by squirrelking)
Halflife Hero Beggining (by squirrelking)
HalflifeFullLife Consequences 2WhatHasTobeDone (by squirrelking)
Round 2 (The sequel to One different step) (by Sabbs)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Shawn, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie, et. al
In this episode, the Nighthorse crew power through the Internet classic, the “Half-Life: Full Life Consequences Quadrilogy” by Squirrelking. Join us as cry falls out of us for the woeful tale of John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman’s brother! THEN, because that wasn’t enough to satiate our wanton loins, we return to the muscular machinations of Sabbs’ Kim Possible fanfic in “Round 2“. (We read the first part, “One Different Step” in this episode.) …Things get a little Dead-Alive all up in Kim’s great expanse!
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/16/season-1-episode-7-ill-do-whatever-you-want-sexy-burger/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411550068Season 1 Episode 6 – I Got a Ton-er for Dean ThomasSat, 10 Mar 2018 12:44:39 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-6-i-got-a-ton-er-for-dean-thomas
01:25:28Nighthorse MediayesFanfics Read:
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles (by proudhousewife)
Cheese dies! (by Daisycheesecakex)
Cloud Mows The Lawn (by Rasso)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Tony, Garret
Referee: Val
In this episode, we finished up Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. I won’t spoil the ending, but it was more Inception than Interstellar (which I haven’t seen yet so you know it’s true). Stevo, in lieu of a musical interlude, redesigns part of the story Dr. Seuss style, and David impresses all with his Texas accent. Tony does a better Texas accent, though.
Then we read the entirety of Cheese Dies!, which apparently was based on Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends. After reading this, I have even less of a desire to find out what that show was about.
And finally, we had to conclude with something sexy, so we read Cloud Mows the Lawn. A tale of grass, mowing, and turd turd.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-6-i-got-a-ton-er-for-dean-thomas/Fanfics Read:
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Mirac…Fanfics Read:
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles (by proudhousewife)
Cheese dies! (by Daisycheesecakex)
Cloud Mows The Lawn (by Rasso)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Tony, Garret
Referee: Val
In this episode, we finished up Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. I won’t spoil the ending, but it was more Inception than Interstellar (which I haven’t seen yet so you know it’s true). Stevo, in lieu of a musical interlude, redesigns part of the story Dr. Seuss style, and David impresses all with his Texas accent. Tony does a better Texas accent, though.
Then we read the entirety of Cheese Dies!, which apparently was based on Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends. After reading this, I have even less of a desire to find out what that show was about.
And finally, we had to conclude with something sexy, so we read Cloud Mows the Lawn. A tale of grass, mowing, and turd turd.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-6-i-got-a-ton-er-for-dean-thomas/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411547278Season 1 Episode 5 – Pillow; Fart;Sat, 10 Mar 2018 12:33:31 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-5-pillow-fart
01:49:28Nighthorse MediayesFanfics Read:
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles (by proudhousewife)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Steve, Beth, Chowder
Referee: Val
In this Halloween follow up, we begin reading the recently-concluded Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. This was brought to the internet’s attention because a supposed housewife wanted to have her children enjoy the Harry Potter books without any of that nasty old magic or witchcraft. Being the conservative Christian that she is, she re-wrote Harry Potter into a 14-chapter suckfest with way too many made up adverbs and some of the worst characterization coherent fanfiction has ever seen. Enjoy it, enjoyingly! We read up to chapter 8 this time, and will finish it up next week.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-5-pillow-fart/Fanfics Read:
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Mirac…Fanfics Read:
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles (by proudhousewife)
Readers: Stevo, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Steve, Beth, Chowder
Referee: Val
In this Halloween follow up, we begin reading the recently-concluded Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. This was brought to the internet’s attention because a supposed housewife wanted to have her children enjoy the Harry Potter books without any of that nasty old magic or witchcraft. Being the conservative Christian that she is, she re-wrote Harry Potter into a 14-chapter suckfest with way too many made up adverbs and some of the worst characterization coherent fanfiction has ever seen. Enjoy it, enjoyingly! We read up to chapter 8 this time, and will finish it up next week.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-5-pillow-fart/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411545505Season 1 Episode 4 – “Hyper-Realistic”Sat, 10 Mar 2018 12:27:16 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-4-hyper-realistic
02:07:01Nighthorse MediayesFanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing Mantis)
Normal Porn for Normal People
Squidward’s Suicide
Super Mario 128
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve, Shawn, Brad, Deven
Referee: Valerie
In this SPOOPY POOPY Halloweeners episode, we read three of the scariest creepy-pastas known to the internet: Squidward’s Suicide, Normal Porn for Normal People, and Super Mario 128.
Then, when we were sufficiently relaxed from reading things that were not at all frightening, we finished up part 3 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII! THAT shit was scary, yo.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-4-hyper-realistic/Fanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing…Fanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing Mantis)
Normal Porn for Normal People
Squidward’s Suicide
Super Mario 128
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve, Shawn, Brad, Deven
Referee: Valerie
In this SPOOPY POOPY Halloweeners episode, we read three of the scariest creepy-pastas known to the internet: Squidward’s Suicide, Normal Porn for Normal People, and Super Mario 128.
Then, when we were sufficiently relaxed from reading things that were not at all frightening, we finished up part 3 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII! THAT shit was scary, yo.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-4-hyper-realistic/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411545034Season 1 Episode 3 – Cause I’m Fucking That Dog PeenSat, 10 Mar 2018 12:25:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-3-cause-im-fucking-that-dog-peen
01:20:17Nighthorse MediayesFanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing Mantis)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Chowder, Shawn, Cameron
Referee: Valerie
In this we read part 2 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII. Stevo makes a Queen homage with lyrics about horrible dog penises, we discuss the John Madden Football Nativity Scene, and Selphie gets it on with the knotted cocks of Cerberus. We still have most of Part 3 to go next week, but we can kinda already tell that this is a one-note story, just with multiple monsters.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-3-cause-im-fucking-that-dog-peen/Fanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing…Fanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing Mantis)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Chowder, Shawn, Cameron
Referee: Valerie
In this we read part 2 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII. Stevo makes a Queen homage with lyrics about horrible dog penises, we discuss the John Madden Football Nativity Scene, and Selphie gets it on with the knotted cocks of Cerberus. We still have most of Part 3 to go next week, but we can kinda already tell that this is a one-note story, just with multiple monsters.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-3-cause-im-fucking-that-dog-peen/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411409848Season 1 Episode 2 – You Stuck Your Dick in CrazySat, 10 Mar 2018 02:56:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-2-you-stuck-your-dick-in-crazy
01:33:35Nighthorse MediayesFanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing Mantis)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Brad
Referee: Valerie
Since it seems like the show made it past the pilot episode without getting canceled (THANKS, CAP!), the crew followed up with Episode 2, where they spent the whole time reading part 1 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII. In part 1, the author spends a good amount of time building up character and backstory before trapping Selphie with two Minotaur brothers (named Minotaur and Sacred, how creative) who then spent record time giving her stockholm syndrome in order to ravage her questionably-aged body. This is apparently how people get Guardian Forces in Final Fantasy VIII. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never played it, and if this story is any indicator of what the game consists of, I’m glad I haven’t played it.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-2-you-stuck-your-dick-in-crazy/Fanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing…Fanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing Mantis)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Brad
Referee: Valerie
Since it seems like the show made it past the pilot episode without getting canceled (THANKS, CAP!), the crew followed up with Episode 2, where they spent the whole time reading part 1 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII. In part 1, the author spends a good amount of time building up character and backstory before trapping Selphie with two Minotaur brothers (named Minotaur and Sacred, how creative) who then spent record time giving her stockholm syndrome in order to ravage her questionably-aged body. This is apparently how people get Guardian Forces in Final Fantasy VIII. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never played it, and if this story is any indicator of what the game consists of, I’m glad I haven’t played it.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-2-you-stuck-your-dick-in-crazy/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411406557Season 1 Episode 1 – Jazz Hands ScrotumSat, 10 Mar 2018 02:45:23 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/season-1-episode-1-jazz-hands-scrotum
01:26:41Nighthorse MediayesFanfics Read:
Cloud and Tifa search for a New Heart (by ComicsNix)
Rocket Raccoon And Ghazan: A Passion That Transcends The Limits Of The (by Eogrus)
One Different Step (by Sabbs)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve V.S., Cap,
Referee: Valerie
On the inaugural episode of Friday Night Fanfiction, the brave Nighthorse boys tackled not one, not two, but three stories in one night!
First up was Cloud and Tia search for a New Heart, a Final Fantasy 7 story where Cloud and Tifa realized that they could use the Phoenix materia to bring Aeris back from making afterlife babies to skeleton fist Tifa.
Second was Rocket and Ghazan: A Passion That Transcends The Limits Of The. This one is a crossover between Avatar: The Last Airbender and Guardians of the Galaxy, with a depressed Rocket having some sensual manloving with Ghazan after traveling through dimensions or something.
And finally, One Different Step is a Kim Possible fanfic where Shego and Kim put on muscle rings and suffer the insult of having self-sustaining orgasms while oil wrestling. Somehow, Shego gets her entire arm in Kim’s vagoonie.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-1-jazz-hands-scrotum/Fanfics Read:
Cloud and Tifa search for a New Hea…Fanfics Read:
Cloud and Tifa search for a New Heart (by ComicsNix)
Rocket Raccoon And Ghazan: A Passion That Transcends The Limits Of The (by Eogrus)
One Different Step (by Sabbs)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve V.S., Cap,
Referee: Valerie
On the inaugural episode of Friday Night Fanfiction, the brave Nighthorse boys tackled not one, not two, but three stories in one night!
First up was Cloud and Tia search for a New Heart, a Final Fantasy 7 story where Cloud and Tifa realized that they could use the Phoenix materia to bring Aeris back from making afterlife babies to skeleton fist Tifa.
Second was Rocket and Ghazan: A Passion That Transcends The Limits Of The. This one is a crossover between Avatar: The Last Airbender and Guardians of the Galaxy, with a depressed Rocket having some sensual manloving with Ghazan after traveling through dimensions or something.
And finally, One Different Step is a Kim Possible fanfic where Shego and Kim put on muscle rings and suffer the insult of having self-sustaining orgasms while oil wrestling. Somehow, Shego gets her entire arm in Kim’s vagoonie.
Grab the fic and other stuff at http://fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/28/season-1-episode-1-jazz-hands-scrotum/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/410535984Season 0 Episode 2 - ...WarkTue, 06 Mar 2018 00:00:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/wark
00:38:32Nighthorse MediayesSeason 0 is a compilation of salvageable material from before FNF was FNF. The crew's old podcast, OverClocked After Dark, featured a number of fanfiction readings. We've done our best to bring back whatever material we could because we know more of this dreck is better for everyone.
In this episode, Stevo, David, Val, Deia, and Deven read Choco-Love (by Sabora). Another Final Fantasy fic, this time of of FF7, Cloud gets frisky with a gigantic friggin' horse-bird. Bonus cake material!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/08/season-0-episode-2-wark/Season 0 is a compilation of salvageable material…Season 0 is a compilation of salvageable material from before FNF was FNF. The crew's old podcast, OverClocked After Dark, featured a number of fanfiction readings. We've done our best to bring back whatever material we could because we know more of this dreck is better for everyone.
In this episode, Stevo, David, Val, Deia, and Deven read Choco-Love (by Sabora). Another Final Fantasy fic, this time of of FF7, Cloud gets frisky with a gigantic friggin' horse-bird. Bonus cake material!
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/08/season-0-episode-2-wark/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/410535963Season 0 Episode 1 - Deer CorpsesMon, 05 Mar 2018 00:00:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/fridaynightfanfiction/deer-corpses
01:15:36Nighthorse MediayesSeason 0 is a compilation of salvageable material from before FNF was FNF. The crew's old podcast, OverClocked After Dark, featured a number of fanfiction readings. We've done our best to bring back whatever material we could because we know more of this dreck is better for everyone.
In this episode, Stevo, David, Val, Beth, Deia, Brian, and Deven read A Boy and His GF (by Rufus Safer and Domino). This sultry, salty-tasting Final Fantasy 8 fic features such wonderful things like tail-fucking and dragon voyeur.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/08/season-0-episode-1-deer-corpses/Season 0 is a compilation of salvageable material…Season 0 is a compilation of salvageable material from before FNF was FNF. The crew's old podcast, OverClocked After Dark, featured a number of fanfiction readings. We've done our best to bring back whatever material we could because we know more of this dreck is better for everyone.
In this episode, Stevo, David, Val, Beth, Deia, Brian, and Deven read A Boy and His GF (by Rufus Safer and Domino). This sultry, salty-tasting Final Fantasy 8 fic features such wonderful things like tail-fucking and dragon voyeur.
Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/01/08/season-0-episode-1-deer-corpses/