I am shocked that commrade crash & burn did not get the notice that under obummercare Paris Hiltons sex-change operation was approved to be done for free under the billionaires hardship clause on page 3258, subsection 763, article 324, paragragh 69.

I must say that commrade obama did right by all the proles out there by making them pay for her operation, and just look at the picture above to see how well it turned out!

I focus very heavily on all thing obummercare and wish to apply for the position of Commisar of Health, equal distributor of care for those less equal, and decider of pill limits.

Since my bout with cancer has left me able to contribute most readily on these subjects with the proper humble attitude and unrestrained favoritism for all of the inner circle, I will lean on my shovel and wait to hear from the chairman if he so deams me worthy of recognition.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand