Being a grown up who cares about children's illustrated superhero stories or other gay shit for young children is the moral equivalent of bareback bathhouse sodomy. Hope you have fun getting pozzed.

Said it before, I'm just pissed kids today can't enjoy comics the way I did when I was 8-12. Pissed that manboys and SJWs have to shit up kid stuff. At least pick on appropriate media, for fuck's sake.

They recently did a Batman comic where he confronted police brutality against black people specifically (you know because Gotham isn't known for horrific levels of corruption in the police department against everyone in the city but yeah let's just focus on black people). Yeah it was every bit as bad as you're thinking. Batman is easily the most conservative guy in the DCU.

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They recently did a Batman comic where he confronted police brutality against black people specifically (you know because Gotham isn't known for horrific levels of corruption in the police department against everyone in the city but yeah let's just focus on black people). Yeah it was every bit as bad as you're thinking. Batman is easily the most conservative guy in the DCU.

Being a grown up who cares about children's illustrated superhero stories or other gay shit for young children is the moral equivalent of bareback bathhouse sodomy. Hope you have fun getting pozzed.

Said it before, I'm just pissed kids today can't enjoy comics the way I did when I was 8-12. Pissed that manboys and SJWs have to shit up kid stuff. At least pick on appropriate media, for fuck's sake.

My kids love comics. They read Asterix, Tintin, superhero stuff, Lil Lulu and old Disney comics, we even have a comic book bible which is not bad. None of it is particularly gay (or it's as non-gay as muscley guys wresting in colorful bodysuits can be), and a lot of it is charming, but I don't buy new comics off the comic book rack, mostly because I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid. I was never really into comics as a kid (I was a huge nerd, just not about comics), but they are a good bridge between picture books and chapter books, and I assume the market for comics that parents buy their kids is many, many times larger than the market for Gay Superman vs. Dr. Microaggression aimed at obese shuffling weirdos who aren't allowed within 50 feet of a school.

My kids love comics. They read Asterix, Tintin, superhero stuff, Lil Lulu and old Disney comics, we even have a comic book bible which is not bad. None of it is particularly gay (or it's as non-gay as muscley guys wresting in colorful bodysuits can be), and a lot of it is charming, but I don't buy new comics off the comic book rack, mostly because I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid. I was never really into comics as a kid (I was a huge nerd, just not about comics), but they are a good bridge between picture books and chapter books, and I assume the market for comics that parents buy their kids is many, many times larger than the market for Gay Superman vs. Dr. Microaggression aimed at obese shuffling weirdos who aren't allowed within 50 feet of a school.

tintin owns

tought me a lot about racial stereotypes as a lad

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I've never actually read a real comic book. I begged my mother for some when I was like 11 or 12 and all my friends were reading X-Men and shit. My mom came home with a box full of Donald Duck and Archie

Anyways, I know a fair amount about them now from staying at friends houses back in the day, and obviously I watch the modern comic movies. I have no idea what Vamparella is about honestly, but I isn't her slutty as fuck costume part of the character? Isn't she like a vampire or something? Isnt their super power "the ability to sexually seduce humans of the opposite sex?" Isn't that kinda the entire point of vampires? Isn't this why Twilight has 100 million fans?

I WANT TO FUCK A VAMPIRE! I DEMAND VAMPIRE STORIES WHERE THEY SEXUALLY SEDUCE ME!

Isn't that the entire fucking point? Shouldn't the female vampire mimic the male ones in every way?

And really, is her costume any worse than fucking Conan the Barbarian?

I mean the fucking guy is wearing a banana hammock in every single issue. WHO GIVES A FUCK????

Chomp! I'll totally be motivated to get off my ass, overcome my social anxiety and fear of failure and go to college once Bernie Sanders gives it to me for free like a handy from Lomos mom in an Arby's Men's room-I mean a Gender Inclusive Rest Facility.

When Captain America throws his mighty shield,All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!When he gets in a fight and duel is due,Then the red and the white and the blue will come through,When Captain America throws his mighty shield!

I mean the fucking guy is wearing a banana hammock in every single issue. WHO GIVES A FUCK????

Franzetta loved drawing everybody sexy and naked. That was his whole fucking style.

As for the change.. is it really surprising? Goony online feminists are the guys still masturbating to Vampirella comics, but now the object of their lust is not the sexy half-nude woman, but the squirrely and fully clothed action fuck buddy wrapped in a veneer of feminism.

In other words, they basically went from jerking it Pam Anderson in Playboy to jerking it to Pam Anderson in Home Improvement, and call it progress.

A guy wrote an article for The Guardian or some other super left wing newspaper basically saying "minimalist hipster comics suck, I miss when 'indie comics' meant fun stuff like R. Crumb's work" and the twitter cartoonist crowd went fucking crazy over it admitting how much they hate any art that's not nonthreatening SWPL ukulele bullshit.

Franzetta was also a great artist and the polar opposite of hipster comic art, completely unironic "here's what I think kicks ass >:'D" stuff with lots of technical skill.