Archive for archibald

Yeah, I’m sick to fuck of this. Some of you already know my stance. I rubbed elbows with law enforcement, a lifetime ago, as a teen. I wanted to be a cop. Then I saw what that was like, firsthand, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

I can’t believe I did that. I miscounted days and ran out of comics. Comic will post this evening. I’m a dunce. [edit] What a fucking day. Just to get it out of the way, no, this is not going […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Boy howdy, this actually happened. Including the bit where he became the legal guardian of a 17 year old girl just so he could fuck her legally. And that’s cool, I mean, who hasn’t done that? Psssh, I’ve done that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

All kidding aside, what’s going on in Connecticut is pretty interesting. In the wake of Sandy Hook, a bunch of scum-sucking, bottom-feeding lawmakers passed a law that basically boils down to: You have to register your rifles if they look […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

For reals, folks. Assault weapons do not contribute to mass shootings. Pistols do not contribute to mass shootings. Video games do not contribute to mass shootings. Heavy metal does not create spree killers. Lack of Jesus doesn’t make spree killers […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

As the title says: I think gun buybacks are fucking bullshit. Period. It’s the local government trying to impress morons by saying “HAY LOOK SEE WE’RE MAKING YOU SAFER.” And people come forward. Usually with busted-assed pistols that haven’t been […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

I was really hoping that by the time this comic was scheduled, I could delete it. No such luck. Seems our elected officials have decided #YOLO #SWAG #FUCK_THE_PEOPLE, and that bombing Syria is our best bet. To, uh. Do something. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Been a bit since I did an Archibald strip, and this one occurred to me a couple days ago when I again was talking about guns with someone, and some anti-gun fucker brought up the retarded argument of “YOU THINK […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

200th comic! Woot! And I have yet to actually miss an update. Urgh. I do not actually disparage anyone who buys a RB .454. Hell, I’d like to own one. I’d have damned little use for it other than plinking, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Everyone keeps screaming and crying about how “OMG 3-D PRINTERS WILL ALLOW PEOPLE TO MAKE GUNS!!!!” Once again, it’s all fearmongering bullshit. If I smash my head against my desk in exasperation any harder, I will have to buy a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…