Go Ahead, Pull My Trigger

I’m not a huge fan of one-use kitchen appliances. My parents had every Presto doodad there was (anyone in the market for a 1975 Hot Dogger?), but if you can’t cook it in a cast iron skillet, it doesn’t get made in my kitchen. However, catching an eyeful of Urban Trend’s Gun Egg Fryers (via geek-culture blog Spluch) has me reconsidering. The fryers resemble cookie cutters; gun-loving egg-eaters can place them in a pan and crack an egg into them to produce a breakfast molded into the shape of a revolver, Uzi, or other firearm. What child wouldn’t delight to a gun-shaped over-easy on her plate? What embattled spouse wouldn’t appreciate a breakfast that lets him know just how you feel about him?