SAUNA

Some fucker sitting there in the sauna cause last night he
got drunk and started telling about some obscure turn-ons he gets and woke up
today imagining everybody at work talking about him which can cause the kind of
embarrassment that feels like a combo of guilt and paranoia when it happens
coming down from booze so he figured a long sauna might sweat out the guilt
symptoms even though it’s really embarrassment not guilt but he’s only been in
there for 5 minutes when some naked fucker gets up and turns the heat up full
blast for awhile cause he’s a health nut and says quick temperature changes can
be good for circulation or some shit like that so the fucker sitting there
can’t hardly last another minute, he feels like he’s gonna chunk cause he mixed
too many kinds of booze last night so he decides to forgot about sweating
regret and get out of there and play it like he’d typically say those kind of
things not cause he was drunk exposing himself unwillingly and maybe some woman
at work might even think it’s a turn-on or makes him seem uninhibited, probably
not cause the people at work are more likely to take the easy group route and
diss him but anyway it’s still better to play the independent indifferent than
the apologetic shamed