Can you tell me what kind of drugs you're on
'Cos I think maybe I ought to buy some
You look so good, and I feel so down
Could you tell me where you got your lifestyle
And where you found your brilliant smile
'Cos you look so high, and I get so low

It's all from a glossy magazine that I saw
I thought I had it all but now I want more
A sexier and slimmer celebrity and winner
Are you happy with your life?

Could you tell me where you buy your clothes
'Cos you look so hot, and I feel so cold
There's a chill flowing, running through my veins
It's all from a glossy magazine I saw
I thought I had it all but now I want more
A sexier and slimmer celebrity and winner
Are you happy with your life?

You're walking down the catwalk
Dressed up like a dog's dinner
You'll dissappear if you get any thinner
A famine fashion victim
But this time there's no appeal

It's all from a glossy magazine I saw
I thought I had it all but now I want more
A sexier and slimmer celebrity and winner
Are you happy with your life?