Charlie's Angels

Charlie Sheen has volunteered to help sort out Colonel Gadaffi.
As a result of hearing about some red hot Lybia action going on in North Africa, Charlie announced that this is just the sort of thing he has been looking out for recently.
After being told of Gadaffi’s 30 virgin bodyguards who pledge themselves to the wayward Colonel, Charlie eyes glazed over. He managed to choke out his desire to take on the revolutionary squad of Amazon guards until all resistance was quelled.
“Armed nuns in jackboots might put fear into some mens’ hearts” he said “but I’m just what the free world needs right now. A fearless warrior with considerable experience of hand to hand action with lethal consequences”.
Ms. Amber Valley, A spokesperson for Mr. Sheen added “It’s not as though this is the first time a star has offered their assistance to their country. Elvis Presley offered to work for the FBI after getting his Karate black belt and in my book a King would beat a Colonel!”.
As to how he intends to get there Charlie said “Now that the no fly zone is up and running, John Travolta has offered to fly me over to where the camera action is. This show could run and run”.

Nato Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen has been considering the proposal.
He expressed the view that as Mr Sheen has offered his services to clean up the mess, Nato would add it to the in-theatre options on the table.