China has the most smokers in the world. Starting May 1, they're outlawing smoking in bars and restaurants and buses. But not workplaces. "No more smoking on the bus! What the fuck! Eh well, I'll be at work soon."—CHINESE THOUGHTS.

A 67 year-old guy struck the $212 million Botox lottery! By getting permanent brain damage, from Botox (which he was getting for an actual medical reason, not even for vanity). Some people will do anything for money.