This Is Why We Don't Play Board Games Anymore

Lacking anything more sensible to do, the team at GlazeBros crafted a crude board game with painful consequences, and then tested it out on themselves. Ladies and gentlemen, The Waxing Game - family fun that will leave you hairless.

If the GlazBros think this terrifying tale of hair removal is painful, just wait until they actually start developing body hair. If you applied wax to me, anywhere except my head, you'd come away with enough hair to plush-out a teddy bear, while generating enough tears to require one.

Still, what a lovely idea for a board game. Too bad you can only play it to full effect once every few months.

Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair.
This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.