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A Nice Form for Your Regressive Friends

As some of you may already know, I am a huge fan of the news site AlterNet.org (keeps me sane in this crazy world). After browsing through an article about the Tea Party, I came across this gem of a post — I honestly want to print this out and mail it to every jackass out there:

I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2ndAmendment Rights in this country, while I am duly >being allowed to exercise my 2ndAmendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, Stateor Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
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Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
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Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
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Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
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Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
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Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
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If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist

locations, including but not limited to:

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Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
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The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
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The government-operated Statue of Liberty
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The Grand Canyon
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The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
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The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
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All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR ______________.

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