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What a relief to have a plan for this Halloween. Just told the wife... Instead of bobbing for apples, we're going to "Bob for Rubins". I told her, get one of those round metal washtubs. I'll decorate it like the Ritz Carlton. Should be a big hit with anyone who comes dressed as Iris Mack.

and for those who want to see the lyrics without playing the first toon!

Flick Of The Wrist lyrics

Dislocate your spine if you don't sign he saysI'll have you seeing double (double)Mesmerise you when he's tongue-tiedSimply with those eyes, ooh ooh oohSynchronise your minds and seeThe beast within him rise

Don't look backDon't look backIt's a rip-offFlick of the wrist and you're dead babyBlow him a kiss and you're mad, ooh ooh ooh oohFlick of the wrist - he'll eat your heart outA dig in the ribs and then a kick in the headHe's taken an arm and taken a legAll this time honeyBaby you've been had

Work my fingers to my bonesI scream with painI still make no impressionSeduce you with his money-make machineCross-collateralize, (big-time money money)Reduce you to a muzak-fake machineThen the last goodbyeIt's a rip-off

Flick of the wrist and you're dead babyBlow him a kiss and you're mad, ooh ooh ooh oohFlick of the wrist - he'll eat your heart outA dig in the ribs and then a kick in the headHe's taken an arm, and taken a legAll this time honey

That is how the misdirection works, in the sphere of greatest importance (structuring a viable and sustainable model for the economy) the cast of characters is virtually identical. All the other shit is noise.

Consume, borrow, print...wash and repeat.

We are not going to fix anything until the notion of fastbuck kleptocaptialism is exorcized from finance.

the QEorganizer has told the dems to state "Romney will gut the middle class"....= odummer is full of it!! and NO i didn't waste 1 second watching the stupid demon-rat convention, nor will i spent 1 second.

just quickly read link (just title) spent 2 seconds reading title of the cheerleading bs mw mainstream media, they can fawn and scream all they want.....i aint' buying jack !!! = i ain't no muppet!!

Get over it William, anybody who says they snorted their coffee out their nose looking at your work is brown-nosing you, I have never had food or drink be accidentally expelled because anything is that funny, and anybody who claims the above is a moron.

A company I worked for in 1995 got a recall notice and we returned 180 curling irons, we got the same irons back 2 weeks later with a new warning tag on the cord. "For External Use Only, Do not Insert Into Any Bodily Orifice"

Some moron lost a foot of his colon to scorching, Now that is some funny shit.

Sometimes people don't appreciate the potential danger. Hot coffee in a car seems common sensical. But it is actual more horrible than you initially imagine. I don't think anyone would drive with coffee in a paper cup after seeing what happened to that woman. Yikes!

Micro waving your dog is a different matter. Sticking a curling iron in an orifice is something Barney Frank might try. Maybe it was him?

I'll tell you one thing, I lose my appetite when I see those cigarette warnings in 7-11

spittake
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A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix Spit-Take and bukkake. "Spittake" is pronounced "Spi-ta-kay".
After seeing a particularly funny post, Blivy spittaked Coca-Cola all over her computer screen.
Maybe we should invent a spi-ta-kay index - the probability of spitting on the screen or keyboard in response to a WB7 image.

I don't know how long this took, but this is really one of your best pieces. The shag-tastically dressed Hillary and Barney Frank are two of my faves...excellent positioning of the pepper spray toward Soros' face - he looks "startled". Nice tongue on Dick Fuld, too.

A system under which everything in society is ruled by the state, and the state is, in its stead, controlled by financiers who, hence, get to rule and manage society, to their liking. In other words, to get society to work for the financiers, using a socialist state as an intermediary.