"Lindsay has asked her manager and agent to look into getting her her own television sitcom. Lindsay feels that the small screen would be a great way for her to revitalize her acting career and that a comedy would be the best bet. Lindsay feels most comfortable doing comedy and it was Charlie Sheen that told her she should do it. Charlie told Lindsay that it was an easy way to make very good money and help her to get her movie career back on track. Lindsay is loving the idea of having her own sitcom and would love to play someone in a story based on her crazy life."

The warlock cast quite a spell on LiLo — why else would she want her real-life shenanigans to be played out on TV??

We aren't saying there aren't stories aplenty, however. The actress has lived an, uhh, eventful life.

This kind of show could solicit a ton of viewers but we hope she wouldn't do it just for the cash-money!!

Even when purse strings are tight, there are less public ways to prostitute oneself, LOLz!!

remember SNL ??? she's no better at comedy than she is at dramatic acting. Sheen is the perfect companion for her, another delusional untreated addict. let's see how long before they're making headlines as a team. what a shitty mess.

She's a good actress but she seems really rusty, she should get back into acting coaching/classes and go from there. Maybe try the theater for a run? It'll definitely teach her consistency and commitment as well as get her skills back in order. As a fellow actor myself, I know when you're out of the game for a long time with longs of pressure when you finally get back to work it can really cramp you.

But now, that's all about to change, at least according to TMZ! That's because a week from tomorrow -- on December 17 -- Khloé and Lamar's split will be legal, final, and FULL! And that's all she wrote!

As the final divorce docs are set to be stamped by a judge on that day just over a week from right now, the final terms are pretty standard and straightforward, too: