Ethnic Jokes

Q :- Why did the Malayalee crossed the road ?
A :- Simbly.
Q :- How was wire invented?
A :- Two Marwaris spotted the same coin.
Q :- Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
A :- Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P. ?
A :- A.P. days are here again ...
Q :- What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
A :- MillionIyer.
Q :- What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?
A :- Mr. Goosh.
Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the
gujju asked for 'Kesh'
Q :- What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma
gayon" ?
A :- Ramesh's son failed in statistics...