I’m with Silas down at Coogee Beach. There’s an alcohol ban in the park behind the beach so the rummies hang out at the bus shelter next to the park. There’s a bench seat around the side of the shelter where they can sit without getting in the way of the people waiting for the…

There was a sales person at my front door. The conversation went like this: SP: Are you interested in getting Foxtel? Me: No. SP: Well, [he’s about to launch into his sales pitch, but then he notices Silas] That’s a really big dog. Me: Yes. SP: OK, bye.