"Throwers don't worry about ticking. Modern bombs don't tick." "Excuse me? Throwers?" "Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police." "My suitcase was vibrating?" "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor. But, every once in a while... it's a dildo. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: 'A dildo'. Never 'Your dildo'."