VAMPIRES ARE HUMAN SHARKS IN DAYBREAKERS

Here’s a short clip from Daybreakers in which a dude demands more blood in his coffee and before you know it, a FEEDING FRENZY breaks out! OOH WHA-AAA AA-AA! Sorry I don’t have more time to explain this clip or write something coherent, but I’m rushing out the door to get on a plane. But you know who’d like this clip? Professor Sharksworth, that’s who.

I see, blood is a symbol for oil and the vampires are earth killing poluters and the people being farmed are the poor wretched masses being enslaved by the New World Order.
Fuck the G-8!!!

[burns down Starbucks, walks across street to other Starbucks, gets a venti quad shot iced mocha no whip, blogs about fighting the man]

By: Jacktion!

12.16.2009 @ 5:29 PM

This is what happens when you eat Hot Pockets for 9 meals in a row.

*heads to the bathroom again*

By: spazmodic

12.16.2009 @ 5:34 PM

Nah, Crappy, blood is a symbol for coffee, and the vampires are those annoying co-workers who “just can’t get started without my coffee, maaaaan” that you just wanna stake through the fucking chest. Well, that’s how I read it.

By: Crapbasket

12.16.2009 @ 5:35 PM

True story.
I once made a pipe out of an apple fritter.

By: spazmodic

12.16.2009 @ 5:37 PM

…and you’ll be pleased to know that Starbucks’ invasion of Oz hasn’t gone as smoothly as they thought.