A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.

New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know

the most diciplined team in all of hockey. often crizicized for using "the trap" defense, 2-1-2, which shuts down even the best offensive teams. most haters bitch that the devils are boring and are "ruining hockey." This is certainly not the case, as they have become on of the most explosive teams in the league. Haters also make fun of the fans, because the devils have attendance records way below average. they fail to realize that this is because two other franchises existed in the same region when the devils were formed in 1985. they won the stanley cup in 95, 00, and 03, with a bright future of diciplined hockey ahead.

The most dominant team in the Eastern Conference of the NHL since 1995. They own the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. Winners of three Stanley Cups from 1995-2003. They used the neutral zone trap and the skill of their goaltender Martin Brodeur at playing the puck outside the crease to dominate their division and conference for more than a decade. Gary Bettman, a man seemingly intent on destroying hockey, invented the new "Brokeback NHL" in response to the Devils frustrating defensive system that stressed low scoring, defense and winning games and cups instead of the Mark Messier inspired "overpaid whining pussy, no-contact-or-I'll-cry, take-it-in-the-butt" style and attitude that seemed to summarize their cross-river rivals, the NY Rangers and their legion of snivelling, whining, douchebag fans. The Rangers fans are quick to point out the Devils' relative lack of fans, but as an original 6 team in North America's largest city, that just seems like more petty bullshit from a group of people who, despite the fact that they are New York and the salary cap just came into being, have enjoyed exactly 1 Stanley Cup championship since the start of World War II. 3 Cups since 1995 for a team that moved to the suburbs in 1982, or 1 since before Pearl Harbor for New York City, you do the math . . .

Who owns the New York Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers? The New Jersey Devils.

Who effectively ended the NHL career of Eric Lindros? Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils on his way to yet another Stanley Cup (fortunately the Rangers then acquired Mr. too-many-headaches Pussy).

The New Jersey Devils were unbeaten against the New York Rangers for 20 games.

Who swept the NY Rangers in the 2006 playoffs? The New Jersey Devils.

Maybe Mike Richter and Brian Leetch would like to look at the 3 Stanley Cup rings owned by Martin Brodeur and Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.

The idea of having to play the New Jersey Devils used to drive Theo Fleury to drink.

1a. NHL hockey club that has been based in the state of New Jersey, USA since its acquisition and move there in 1982. Originally the Kansas City Scouts (1974-1976) and later the Colorado Rockies (1976-1982).

b. Named for local urban legend the New Jersey Devil (see New Jersey Devil).
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Can you believe how many times Lou Lamoriello has led the New Jersey Devils to the playoffs?

Worst team in the National Hockey League. The New Jersey Devils ruined pro hockey in the mid 90's when they started playing their pussy ass trap and made games as fun to watch as John Denver's Kwanzaa Spectacular. The league had to compensate for the Devils and their goalie Martin Brodeur being so shitty to watch by changing the rules in 2005-2006. Over the years this franchise has been home to some of the most overrated and dirty players in the league such as Scott Stevens and Ken Daneyko. The Devils like to call the trash heap known as the Continental Airlines Arena home. Fans of this franchise are mostly derelicts and bandwaggon riders who know nothing about hockey.

The New Jersey Devils suck total ass.

It is a good idea to hide your wife's sister when New Jersey Devils Goalie Martin Brodeur is around.

Boy watching the devils play the trap makes Tony Danzas show look interesting.