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Divorce…of the future

If you’re like us, you probably spend a lot of time thinking, “Sure, divorce is great now, but how different will it be 100 years from now?” Well, we have some ideas. Here are our predictions about divorce of the future.

DIVORCE OF THE FUTURE

You will find out that your husband was having an affair with his robot secretary.

Your husband will claim that it’s not “really cheating”‘ if it’s with a robot.

You will find out that your wife was having an affair with her cyborg personal trainer.

When you move out, your appliances will decide for themselves who they’re going to live with.

You and your spouse will have your holograms do all your bickering.

You will drive your flying car to meet with your divorce attorney.

You will take the hovercraft to meet with your divorce attorney.

You will use a complicated system of moving sidewalks to walk to your divorce attorney.

After separating, you will have to get used to the fact that your wife is not cooking dinner for you. Fortunately, dinner is delivered to you by the push of a button.