Scratch another mark on the prison wall for “legitimate rape”. The California Commission on Judicial Performance has voted unanimously to publicly admonish Superior Court Judge Derek Johnson, who, during the trial of a rapist (eventually convicted), said the following:

I’m not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something: If someone doesn’t want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage is inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Here’s some Life Advice from your pal Ryan, kids: If you have to preface a remark with “I’m not a [insert title here], but…. ” you should probably, at the very least, refrain from basing important decisions on the next words that come out of your mouth.