Friday, December 5, 2008

14. We are trained to do it right the first time13. We are used to Night Stands12. We are always willing to experiment11. We know how to decrease and increase friction10. We know all about heat transfer9. We do it with more torque8. We can wire your circuits7. Free body diagrams6. Potential for smart children5. Engineering couples have better moments4. We know how to deal with stress and strain3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system

If you dont understand any of the reasons stated above feel free to ask me cuz I'm an Engineer per se... but only if you're a female!

Brilliant Idiots

Never ever mess with 'em!

Warning:

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.You have been warned.