What are you hoping for from 2018?

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Two things. First is to finally get married. Second, I have been on rent for nearly 9 years I am hoping for my own apartment at least. A single room, kitchen, bathroom and one living space can cost £50,000! On minimum wage I should able to afford that.

How very dare you!? I'll have you know I was produced via the union of a Gremlin and a Pixie! Trolls don't come more ''real'' than that...

And as for Disguised....well that raincoat merely disguises his doughnut stash, many a lady has fumbled beneath it in the search for his sugary dough balls...there is nothing to fear except for furred arteries...

I have my suspicions that you are a fake and a fraud! I don't believe you are the 14th of February...I think you is really one of those dastardly bank holidays!

I think I owe you an apology, Troll. There was me actually thinking you were a real 'troll'. I need a grown-up to help me sometimes, d'oh. Now, be careful of that one who calls himself 'Disguised'... he isn't quite what he might seem... it's that raincoat wot wurries me...