How could we even tell if the Onion got hacked?

If the Onion — a news organization dedicated to satire — had its website or Twitter account hacked, how would we know? Would there be even more fake news reports? Or would there suddenly be links to real news?

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Those are the questions plaguing me since I started seeing a handful of out-of-character tweets appear on the Onion's official Twitter account. Instead of the usual tweets containing a headline and a link, there were suddenly two dramatic ones — with suggestions that there is a hostage situation in the Capitol building.

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Were these genuine news alerts? A sick joke made by hackers?

I quickly scanned my usual news sources for similar reports after seeing the tweets. Nothing.

Then I checked the Onion website and spotted a story corresponding to the tweets. A story that is clearly satirical (though it doesn't contain any jokes and is instead presented as a straight report of an absurd situation):

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And then I saw that the Onion tweeted again:

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There. Life is back to normal.

But for a moment, I still felt a pang of irritation. While searching for other reports of this alleged hostage situation, I noticed that a lot of Twitter users were confused and frightened. Without a link to an Onion article, the first two tweets felt too real.

I know that it's everyone's personal responsibility to confirm whether a tweet — especially one from a publication which specializes in satire — offers any truth before panicking, but the Onion's attention-getting Twitter stunt still seems like it was just a bit irresponsible.

Then again, maybe it wasn't a stunt. Maybe the Onion really had its website and Twitter account hacked. It's not like we could ever really tell.

Update: Looks like I'm not the only one annoyed by this silliness. According to the Washington Post, the U.S. Capitol Police actually issued a statement regarding the Onion's tweets:

“It has come to our attention that recents twitter feeds are reporting false information concerning current conditions at the U.S. Capitol. Conditions at the U.S. Capitol are currently normal,” read a press release from Sergeant Kimberly Schneider.

“There is no credibility to these stories or the twitter feeds,” Schneider’s release read. “The U.S. Capitol Police are currently investigating the reporting.”

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