Your picture made me stop. Your evil laugh made you dark and seductive (Muahaha!). They say youpenetrate through all the crap.

Your post cut through me like a chainsaw. Not only has this goddess blogged unexpectedly into my life, but (like they say about Barbie) she has everything I need ….

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A date with Rand or Rebecca at your next family or work function so you can stop being ridiculed for showing up stag.

Your fortitude is Legendary (yes, capital “L”). You are a woman of power.Domination. Yet also sweet, honest, and caring….

Your knee sockshave conquered the patella. Are you perfect!?

I’m going to have trouble sleeping at night. Not only may I never actually meet this glamorous pragmatist, THE Lisa Barone, but I’m up against fierce competition for her PRO membership at SEOmoz as well. It’s distressing.

I’m an aspiring SEO, will YOU be my light in the darkness? I’ve had great success with local SEO for my own business and a number of others…. and think I’m about ready to go SEO pro. MAKE ME an outspoken success. I want to name-drop you everywhere I go. Because let’s be real, this isn’t about me… it’s all about LISA BARONE.

Lisa, darling, though I’m certainly not worthy, may I pop the question tonight?