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Note: Readers who grew up in families with multiple siblings of the same gender may confuse the brand-name "Hand Me Down" with the moniker lovingly affixed to articles of clothing outgrown by an older sibling and passed on to a younger one. This practice, though economical, serves to imbue younger siblings with an acute sense of fashion (or "out-of-fashion," which point will be driven home with the cruelty only possible among grade-schoolers.)

The "Hand Me Down" mentioned by Doc "Voyt" Wojtkiewicz is a trademarked and strictly licensed body-part cloner made by Club Medic. It sees wide use in military circles because of the optimization routines that make it almost five times faster than other brands, giving rise to the popular byline "Hand Me Down will give you a hand in the time it takes our competitors to give you the finger."