:eek:
:devil:
:(
:mad:
WTF was Pistol Pete thinking:confused:
Surprised he didn`t go to the locker for this:eek:
All Sampras fans now have to sadly admit that Pete wasn`t the clean cut guy he made himself out to be:sad:
Watch the footage below & you be the judge:confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8iuNXgaklk

Kolya

10-27-2007, 03:25 AM

:lol: I remember that... Wouldn't go down well today what Pete did :lol:

Roy & HG are great comedy duo!!!

World Beater

10-27-2007, 03:34 AM

i think pete was joking. relax

Metis

10-27-2007, 03:35 AM

:spit: Priceless! Poor ballboy... :haha:

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 03:36 AM

i think pete was joking. relax

:wavey:
cheers, i know it`s a joke:cool:

ReturnWinner

10-27-2007, 03:39 AM

it just a joke, nothing serious :)

World Beater

10-27-2007, 03:42 AM

:wavey:
cheers, i know it`s a joke:cool:

lol. i realized you knew after.

but someone could make some perverted sense out of it given the history of his first coach. ;) :eek:

njnetswill

10-27-2007, 03:47 AM

:unsure:

HNCS

10-27-2007, 03:58 AM

that was a very creepy joke....arghh...

*Viva Chile*

10-27-2007, 04:00 AM

the PervSquad might remember this :devil:

stacy25

10-27-2007, 04:10 AM

That's so funny...poor kid must have been so embarassed.
I loved Roy and HG they were hilarious, esp during the 2000 Olympics.

ufokart

10-27-2007, 04:20 AM

:spit:

Yeah, it's funny in a creepy sort of way :lol:

Fedex

10-27-2007, 05:10 AM

:lol:

Kolya

10-27-2007, 06:14 AM

Smart kid!!!

Marek.

10-27-2007, 08:08 AM

I think we need an Arseclown of the week award. One per year is not enough.

Tommy fan

10-27-2007, 08:15 AM

omg!!! :lol:
I was laughing hard when the got into his pants, but when he asked the boy... Poor kid!
Thats sexual harresmant!

HNCS

10-27-2007, 08:35 AM

I think we need an Arseclown of the week award. One per year is not enough.

omg what i was thinking. :lol:

Mateya

10-27-2007, 09:22 AM

:spit: :haha: :haha: :rolls:

Sexual assault of the ballboy? In front of some 1.446.747 people watching?
:retard:

stebs

10-27-2007, 11:53 AM

:lol: Ballkid was scared out of his mind not knowing what to do.

scoobs

10-27-2007, 11:58 AM

Maybe there's been a change in the law but I always thought you had to touch someone to accomplish a sexual assault... :confused::sad:

laure xxx

10-27-2007, 12:06 PM

Maybe there's been a change in the law but I always thought you had to touch someone to accomplish a sexual assault... :confused::sad:

My understanding of it is that sexual assault is any kind of behaviour that causes humiliation or fear or intimidation. For example, making someone watch a porno is sexual assault.

Not that I'm saying Peter sexually assaulted the kid.

scoobs

10-27-2007, 12:08 PM

My understanding of it is that sexual assault is any kind of behaviour that causes humiliation or fear or intimidation. For example, making someone watch a porno is sexual assault.

Not that I'm saying Peter sexually assaulted the kid.
mmmm possibly.

Anyway, it was a more innocent time :)

laure xxx

10-27-2007, 12:28 PM

OMFG I just realised I called him Peter. :tape: :confused:

mir

10-27-2007, 12:37 PM

Isn't it a ballboy's job to go fetch every ball? :p
So pete was right to point that out :shrug:
Who said a ballboy's live is easy?

Jade Fox

10-27-2007, 12:41 PM

Oh God...:lol:

It's hard out there for a ballboy I guess.:p

Eden

10-27-2007, 01:10 PM

Great stuff :lol:

I don't remember that scene, therefore thanks a lot for sharing.

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 01:47 PM

That's so funny...poor kid must have been so embarassed.
I loved Roy and HG they were hilarious, esp during the 2000 Olympics.

:wavey:
Yeah the Sydney Olympics were awesome, esp Ian Thorpe anchoring the 4x 100m relay AUS gold:cool:
...
But by far my favorite memory of the Sydney Olympics was Roy & HG`s crazy commentary:worship:
Those guys made me so proud to be Aussie [more than any gold medal]:devil:

Here`s some more of Roy & HG @ their unique wacky best:angel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKFWE1xt_x0

Santorofan

10-27-2007, 01:49 PM

Another pointless thread...whoever started it must be very bored :rolleyes:

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 01:59 PM

Another pointless thread...whoever started it must be very bored :rolleyes:

Another boring Sampras fan:rolleyes:
~~you probably think Roy & HG are fair dinkum sports commentators:p
Get a sense of humour:cool:
true, likely he/she is an elder who started following tennis in Rod Laver era

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 02:24 PM

true, likely he/she is an elder who started following tennis in Rod Laver era

:cool:
cheers mate, thanks for the support..

i should have known some American Sampras fan would get all mighty & righteous:eek:

adee-gee

10-27-2007, 02:37 PM

I was at that match :lol:

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 02:44 PM

I was at that match :lol:

:wavey:
do you know what Sampras`s actual words to the ball boy were:confused:

adee-gee

10-27-2007, 03:16 PM

:wavey:
do you know what Sampras`s actual words to the ball boy were:confused:
Bah I can barely remember what I said yesterday never mind several years ago :lol:

scoobs

10-27-2007, 03:59 PM

Oh God...:lol:

It's hard out there for a ballboy I guess.:p
Had I been the ballboy it would definitely have been hard out there :)

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 04:17 PM

Had I been the ballboy it would definitely have been hard out there :)
~~ so you`re batting for the other team then [a la Gasquet`s team]:confused:

scoobs

10-27-2007, 04:18 PM

~~ so you`re batting for the other team then [a la Gasquet`s team]:confused:
I am a boy who likes boys, if that's what you're getting at :)

RickDaStick

10-27-2007, 04:30 PM

WTF Pete? I know its only a joke but still creepy as hell

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 04:32 PM

I am a boy who likes boys, if that's what you're getting at :)

not that there`s anything wrong with that:cool:
...
just don`t go asking ball boys to search for balls close to your junk [a la Sampras style]:eek:

Allure

10-27-2007, 04:56 PM

~~ so you`re batting for the other team then [a la Gasquet`s team]:confused:

Gasquet's not gay. :rolleyes:

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 05:05 PM

Gasquet's not gay. :rolleyes:

has Gasq ever had a girlfriend:confused:
**it`s true that Richard may not realise he`s gay but it`s a fact;)

Ian Thorpe`s another in denial:sad:
Darren Hayes was in the closet for a long time, my girlfriend used to love him & had pictures all over her walls:eek: .. I kept telling her the dud`s gay, but she wouldn`t listen~~ well guess what Hayes ended up divorcing his wife & marrying a man!!

My girlfriend`s still in denial [about her hero]~~ some people just can`t come to terms with these things:sad:

RagingLamb

10-27-2007, 05:14 PM

ha, never seen that before. Pretty funny.

cmurray

10-27-2007, 05:17 PM

um. ewww?

Allure

10-27-2007, 05:34 PM

has Gasq ever had a girlfriend:confused:
**it`s true that Richard may not realise he`s gay but it`s a fact;)

Ian Thorpe`s another in denial:sad:
Darren Hayes was in the closet for a long time, my girlfriend used to love him & had pictures all over her walls:eek: .. I kept telling her the dud`s gay, but she wouldn`t listen~~ well guess what Hayes ended up divorcing his wife & marrying a man!!

My girlfriend`s still in denial [about her hero]~~ some people just can`t come to terms with these things:sad:

How would you know it's a fact that he's gay? Because you're so close to him. :rolleyes:

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 06:17 PM

How would you know it's a fact that he's gay? Because you're so close to him. :rolleyes:

of course it`s none of my business & i don`t really care;)
...
just think it`s funny how celebs can stay in denial for so long [Richard will come out one day].

World Beater

10-27-2007, 06:30 PM

its sexual harassment not sexual assault. isn't it?

cmurray

10-27-2007, 06:38 PM

:spit:

Pete's lucky I wasn't his ballboy - I would have just rolled my eyes at his joking and reached right in. "Oh wait, hold still, I found two more!" :umbrella:

:haha:

It would serve him right. :lol:

Psichogauchovna

10-27-2007, 06:47 PM

:spit:

Pete's lucky I wasn't his ballboy - I would have just rolled my eyes at his joking and reached right in. "Oh wait, hold still, I found two more!" :umbrella:

:haha: oh dear, u are priceless :p

cmurray

10-27-2007, 06:47 PM

:lol: I always blamed Pete for starting the overly huge/loose shorts thing with tennis players, particularly with the Americans.

And well you should. Its a crime to conceal all of that male lusciousness. Imagine how life would be if Bjorn Borg had opted for the "my shorts are larger than the sheet on my bed" look? :sad:

njnetswill

10-27-2007, 06:48 PM

:lol: I always blamed Pete for starting the overly huge/loose shorts thing with tennis players, particularly with the Americans.

I think the change in the NBA is also a factor. ;)

I'm not sure if I would have reached into Pete's shorts though. How would you find the ball among all that hair? :scared:

stebs

10-27-2007, 06:52 PM

has Gasq ever had a girlfriend:confused:
**it`s true that Richard may not realise he`s gay but it`s a fact;)

Ian Thorpe`s another in denial:sad:
Darren Hayes was in the closet for a long time, my girlfriend used to love him & had pictures all over her walls:eek: .. I kept telling her the dud`s gay, but she wouldn`t listen~~ well guess what Hayes ended up divorcing his wife & marrying a man!!

My girlfriend`s still in denial [about her hero]~~ some people just can`t come to terms with these things:sad:

Ummmmmm...

...what???

You talk like your some kind of expert and that these guys will understand one day. Ever though perhaps they might just know their sexuality a little better than you do?

Strangely authoratative post considering you have no real idea of any of the things you are pretending you know so much about.

Metis

10-27-2007, 06:54 PM

I'm not sure if I would have reached into Pete's shorts though. How would you find the ball among all that hair? :scared:

That's even better. It's a good excuse for pretending not to find it :devil: .

J'torian, thank you for making me laugh on a very gloomy Saturday :lol:.

Jade Fox

10-27-2007, 06:58 PM

:spit:

Pete's lucky I wasn't his ballboy - I would have just rolled my eyes at his joking and reached right in. "Oh wait, hold still, I found two more!" :umbrella:

And this, right here, is my post of the day. Bless you J!:worship:

scoobs

10-27-2007, 07:06 PM

And this, right here, is my post of the day. Bless you J!:worship:
See I went for more subtlety but J just whopped it right out there for all to see :)

I'm with him though - I'd have been in like a rat up a drainpipe.

Kitty de Sade

10-27-2007, 07:09 PM

Sexualizing one of the all time greats, right out of the blocks when I get back...without any warm up. Nice. :sobbing: :p

And some people thought Pete was sans a dirty sense of humor. :aplot:

Fee

10-27-2007, 07:14 PM

And well you should. Its a crime to conceal all of that male lusciousness. Imagine how life would be if Bjorn Borg had opted for the "my shorts are larger than the sheet on my bed" look? :sad:

I never would have become a tennis fan. :sad:

I was wondering why this crap thread was four pages long. Should have known it was perved before I even looked. ;)

scoobs

10-27-2007, 07:21 PM

Sexualizing one of the all time greats, right out of the blocks when I get back...without any warm up. Nice. :sobbing: :p

And some people thought Pete was sans a dirty sense of humor. :aplot:
Yay!!! :)

chris whiteside

10-27-2007, 07:28 PM

For a joke it was in very poor taste and not in the least funny.

franklinbouvier

10-27-2007, 07:30 PM

Lucky ballboy.

Richard_from_Cal

10-27-2007, 07:44 PM

How does it work CmonAussie...when one wins the U.S. Open, say...and the taxman wants a cut? How do you, <or Pistol Pete, by way of ...comparison,> get your money out of the country, evading...:unsure: I mean diverting the Taxes of your host country?

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 07:50 PM

How does it work CmonAussie...when one wins the U.S. Open, say...and the taxman wants a cut? How do you, <or Pistol Pete, by way of ...comparison,> get your money out of the country, evading...:unsure: I mean diverting the Taxes of your host country?

ps. has your cryptic question got anything to do with Rocky Llegs Hewitt:confused:Well, sure...Hewitt won the U.S. Open...and Sampras the All-England Championships...

And If, I were to say, go on to win the French National Championships...how would I get my money out of France, without paying taxes. (Not to say I would, but double taxation: French, and then U.S....would make playing at the top level, even more difficult.--)

You're not Lleyton? :)

CmonAussie

10-27-2007, 09:42 PM

Well, sure...Hewitt won the U.S. Open...and Sampras the All-England Championships...

And If, I were to say, go on to win the French National Championships...how would I get my money out of France, without paying taxes. (Not to say I would, but double taxation: French, and then U.S....would make playing at the top level, even more difficult.--)

You're not Lleyton? :)

if you were Roger then you`d probably be going to Dubai [even Michael Jackson is safe there]:devil:
...
Japan`s pretty good, unless you`re American!!
For an Aussie in Japan i find the tax system very lenient:cool:
However my American mates here seem to get harassed by the feds back home [all US nationals are accounted for]:eek:

World Beater

10-27-2007, 10:33 PM

if you were Roger then you`d probably be going to Dubai [even Michael Jackson is safe there]:devil:
...
Japan`s pretty good, unless you`re American!!
For an Aussie in Japan i find the tax system very lenient:cool:
However my American mates here seem to get harassed by the feds back home [all US nationals are accounted for]:eek:

America's tax system is a piece of Shi3.

I have family friends who are working in foreign countries and get double taxation. both in the country they work and because of their nationality.

World Beater

10-27-2007, 10:35 PM

if you were Roger then you`d probably be going to Dubai [even Michael Jackson is safe there]:devil:
...
Japan`s pretty good, unless you`re American!!
For an Aussie in Japan i find the tax system very lenient:cool:
However my American mates here seem to get harassed by the feds back home [all US nationals are accounted for]:eek:

America's tax system is a piece of Shi3.

I have family friends who are working in foreign countries and get double taxation. both in the country they work and because of their nationality.

All that money is being burned in Iraq as we speak.

Chris Seahorse

10-27-2007, 11:15 PM

Raise your hand if you're a person from England named Chris! (I can think of at least 3 on this forum :lol: ).

I'm one. I hate it. I genuinely wish I had been given a more individual Christian name. Chris is such a dull name. :shrug:

Lee

10-28-2007, 02:02 AM

America's tax system is a piece of Shi3.

I have family friends who are working in foreign countries and get double taxation. both in the country they work and because of their nationality.

All that money is being burned in Iraq as we speak.

:scratch: This is my understanding of the tax system of US.

If the country they work have a higher tax than US, they do not need to pay any tax to US. If it's less, then they have to pay the difference. But they have to file tax returns in both countries and that's really yuck. :p

Lee

10-28-2007, 02:03 AM

btw, sorry to slightly derail the thread.

Byrd

10-28-2007, 02:10 AM

Always new Sampras was bisexual, could see it in his eye everytime he looked at Agassi.

RagingLamb

10-28-2007, 02:50 AM

Always new Sampras was bisexual, could see it in his eye everytime he looked at Agassi.

yes, I think this video proves it.

ChrisDoesDallas

10-28-2007, 04:04 AM

:lol: Great video.

But for real, who wouldn't want to put their hands in Sampras' shorts? :hearts:

I should really join the PervSquad...

World Beater

10-30-2007, 05:08 AM

:scratch: This is my understanding of the tax system of US.

If the country they work have a higher tax than US, they do not need to pay any tax to US. If it's less, then they have to pay the difference. But they have to file tax returns in both countries and that's really yuck. :p

in theory its true.

HOWEVER, if the two countries have different tax schedules, then the person is really fuc#ed.

technicalities. Uncle sam always gets you in the end.

Pigpen Stinks

10-30-2007, 01:28 PM

If Angiel, or whatever her name is, catches wind of this thread, you'll all be toast.