Pandora Boxx, the comedic fan favorite of RuPaul‘s Drag Race Season 2, likes straight boys but she “needs something more than this rusty back door.” That is, she has a pooter but she needs a cooter. And she’s willing to pay for it—just as long as the price falls somewhere between $2,500 and $1.27. Anyone got some lady parts they’re willing to sell at clearance prices? Girl is desperate.