Ever get that feeling that everything has already been done? Ever get that feeling that feeling that way has already happened? Ever think that considering that it may have already happened that you felt that way about everything already having been done might just classify you as a borderline neurotic? No?

Awesome! TV executives are going to love you!

Here's your Fall 2012 lineup!

NCIS: Fallon--CBS Fridays 9:00PMAbby has been reassigned to Naval Air Station Fallon, Nevada and must solve the pressing mysteries of the area including: Who put the dent in the guard truck and do scorpions really fry on car batteries? Will she succumb to the charms of the cocky fighter jock Luke or just use him in an experiment?

Sniping Family--NBC Mondays 8:30PMThis is about a family of actual snipers who are also really good at sniping jokes about each others eccentric proclivities. Will their neighbor Wilbur ever catch on to their real jobs? Will Carol eliminate the drug cartel and still get her cake into the bake off?

Lime Load--History Channel Tuesdays 7:00PMThis is a show about the rugged guys and one hot woman that haul concrete from the batch plant to the work site. In this first episode Pauly gets stuck in traffic and is afraid his load will go off while Nina discovers her clutch might be bad. Did they forget the mesh fibers for the hospital's foundation? Suspense!

Fred: Firefighter, Doctor ,Cop and Dad--ABC Wednesdays 8:00PMPlucky Fred is your usual guy that holds down three jobs while trying to raise his spunky daughter Carol in a new city. In the pilot episode he tries to date the snarky nurse, has a near meltdown from working 76 hours straight, blames things on Obama, shoots a black kid on the subway and joins the new ultra-revolutionary Tea Party. Carol dates a hippie.

Shit You Wish You Didn't Know About--Current TV Fridays 8:00PMTotally hot documentarian Mariana Van Zeller of Vanguard fame takes you all over the world revealing incredibly horrible Shit you really wish you didn't know about. Keep your vomit buckets ready as you learn all about what happens to unwanted newborns in Thailand and just what is it that the Chinese are now putting into our plastic products instead of lead? You don't want to know but Current TV is determined to scare the piss out of you anyways!

Forgetting Electricity--TLC Mondays 8:00PMAfter the Tea Party takes over Oklahoma politics and outlaws science this reality show follows the modern day Okies journey into a new diaspora after the state descends into anarchy. This episode also shows the effect of their new Lynching is okay policy as well as some witch burnings in Tulsa.

Loud Fat Guy's Family--Fox Sundays 7:30PMAnother Seth MacFarlane animated hit follows fat and loud guy Robert, his hot wife, dysfunctional children and a talking lamp as they explore modern suburban living, idiosyncratic pop culture references and their hatred of Republicans in Denver. Seth does 70% of all the voices!

Weeddextifornication--Showtime Saturdays 9:00PM Can a successful writer, that murders other killers, keep his new marijuana grow-op under wraps while banging every attractive virile woman in a thousand mile radius? We'll have to see! Showtime hopes this combination of proven success is ratings gold.

MDMA Life--MTV Weeknights 7:00PMThis show follows college and high school students through their debauched orgies fueled by party drugs. The show then follows them around as they try to figure out where they caught their various STD's. Will Stephanie be able to find all sixty seven of her lovers? We don't know but we sure want to find out!

Lava Spiders--SyFy Tuesdays 8:00PMEvery week the lava spiders strike a new town. Will they ever be exterminated? Do the Super Ants know more than they let on? Will Mega Shark be able to solve humanities problem? Can the scientist's experiments with random brightly colored liquids reveal anything about their origin?

Spoiled, Good Looking Teenagers Boning--CW Pretty much every nightHow can teen model Gabby juggle her three dashing boyfriends and still party hardy? Will Mandy ever decide if she wants to have her villa built in France or in Brazil? Can Maxwell ever decide to settle down with one of the hotties he beds every week? Also they take their SAT's and one has AIDS or something.

Lindsay's LinesE! Wednesdays 7:00PMLindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom and is now doing lines of cocaine while reading lines from unproduced spec scripts that have been run through Babelfish until they are unintelligible word salad.....while wearing practically nothing! This should go far.

Project Queer Eye on the Runway--Bravo Sundays 8:00PMWe're not sure but were guessing it's pretty gay and very well dressed.

Ghost Spies--Fox Friday 8:00PM
This troop of spies uses their connection to the world of the dead to learn the secrets others wish to keep. And sometimes to spy on the hot girl next door.

Law & Order: CSI--network broadcaster to be determined by lawsuitIn the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are the stories of how cases are thrown out of court when it's revealed the arrests were made based largely on computer renderings created by lab technicians, that look way too hot to be scientists, of what things might have looked like if they were reflected off an eyeball of a bystander witnessing the crime.

MMA-MIA--Spike Wednesdays 8:00PM
Powers Strong is not only a professional fighter he gets the call whenever some wayward troops go missing in Afghanistan. Watch him dispatch Taliban goons with his moves from the ring!