Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy:
Playlist
from March 9, 2011

Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw.
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The Seven Second Delay Magical T-Shirt!

Wear it and if Ken and Andy see you, they will hand you $2 on the spot! (Offer good once per day per person. Layer multiple shirts for higher payouts. Shirt is as pictured, Men's cut, on Black 100% cotton)

Every $15 pledger gets the punchline to this joke:

"How do you get a WFMU DJ off of your porch?"

Everybody pledging $15 or more is invited to the Seven Second Delay Bar Night on March 23rd -8pm, after the UCB show - at BillyMarks, at 29th and 9th in New York City, and Ken and Andy will buy you two drinks.

For every $1000, Andy and Ken spin the wheel of fate.

Once they hit the $8000 mark, it's guaranteed that either Andy OR Ken will get their nipple pierced live onstage at the March 23rd UCB show. Ken and Andy will pass the "hot nipple-piercing potato" every thousand dollars.

Here are the items on the Wheel of Fate tonight:

Ken and Andy play Pot Roulette onstage at the UCB on April 20.

Andy has to sing the Don McLean song "Vincent" at the marathon finale Sunday Night.

Ken or Andy have to disrobe and have FMU volunteers stroke them and say positive, encouraging things like "Andy, you're so powerful."

Ken has to record a political endorsement for Sarah Palin and update it to youtube for 3 months, and donate $10 to her campaign. For Andy, it's Al Sharpton.

Andy gets a massage

Andy and Ken have to put on an Adult Diaper.

Andy and Ken get their back waxed

Recording / uploading a video confession of a crime Andy and ken have committed.

Andy Eating Oysters

Nick the Bard sticks his finger into Ken's navel.

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Seven Second Delay: Wheel of Fate Edition!

Listener comments!

Wed. 3/9/11 6:01pm
Carmichael:
I think Irwin said he made $4 mil. on his show. The bar's set pretty high, people.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:25pm
Robert:
I'm for no hurting, but bestiality's OK. As long as there's not a big size disparity.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:25pm
Jim:
It's called buggery, too.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:25pm
chris:
420 is *not* cal penal code for pot possession, sorry. Its just the time a group of kids from San Rafael high school met up to get high... for whatever reason, that has stayed with us

Wed. 3/9/11 6:43pm
marq:
if he gets high first he may want the piercing. he may even want a tattoo. isn't that what happens to people the first time they get high? they do dumb things like get pierced in strange places.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:44pm
Suggestion Box:
@marq: or, he may get paranoid and freak

Wed. 3/9/11 6:46pm
mike noble 7sd:
the model pig i nearly booked would have come with a free piglet.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:51pm
OM:
so is the show from Maxwell's going to be broadcast online?

Wed. 3/9/11 6:51pm
Ike:
Speaking of Poco, is Clay Pigeon giving away any scratchy old Poco LPs during his show tomorrow night? If there are any sewage-covered ones in the basement, he should dig them out now and have them assigned a prize number.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:51pm
Porky:
Hoof and Mouth? It's live on the air.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:52pm
glenn:
just how orthodox is andy? i mean, he's not supposed to eat pig, but sex with one is okay?

Wed. 3/9/11 6:53pm
Rebbi:
Andy is the Traifemeister General.

Wed. 3/9/11 6:54pm
POT ROULETTE!:
POT ROULETTE!

Wed. 3/9/11 6:54pm
Rebbi:
Pot is kosher, oy!

Wed. 3/9/11 6:54pm
lz:
FUNK YEAH, POT ROULETTE!

Wed. 3/9/11 6:55pm
PMD:
So, Andy will be arrested for pot possession and for stealing in one place

Wed. 3/9/11 6:55pm
Rebbi:
No need for him to fake confess to old felonies, nu?

Wed. 3/9/11 6:57pm
lz:
Please, people, PLEDGE and MAKE IT HAPPEN! I already pledged all my money and then some!

Wed. 3/9/11 6:58pm
OM:
WFMU: your home for bloody nipples

Wed. 3/9/11 6:59pm
lz:
WHOOO HOOOOO! GO WFMU & 7SD FANS!

Wed. 3/9/11 7:00pm
Yay!:
What a satisfying show! I especially like the part where Andy's still yelling!