The Stanley Cup itself will be at the Staples Center tonight, and the Kings look all but unstoppable. (Up 3-0, Kings merchandise is flying off the shelves, because L.A. is filled with more bandwagoners per capita than any other North American city.) You'd think by now the local media would have gotten to know Jonathan Quick, the NHL's best goalie and the man who's singleglovedly leading the Kings to the most dominant playoff run in recent memory. Perhaps not.

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Fox 11's Christine Devine was even set up by a pun from her co-anchor—"the Kings made Quick work of the Devils"—but couldn't manage to avoid using a synonym for the goalie's surname. Jonathan Swift? Isn't he the guy what ate all the Irish children?