Charismatic populist President Kim Jong Un recently delivered an inflammatory tirade about the bought-and-paid global MSM hacks who are deliberately lying about his recent “tremendous” and “unbelievable” missile launch successes.

Addressing a mass rally in Pyongyang, the President addressed the impoverished, embittered, and rabidly nationalistic mob as follows:

We… are… sick and tired… of this stuff.
Not one person. Noooooot oooooone peeeerson from the dishonest fake news media has given Kim Jong Un the credit for our tremendous missile launch.
Did you see how good our launch was?
Unbelievable.
Incredible.
Nobody launches missiles like the Kimmie.

As the hysterical mob shrieked in adulation, Kim’s faux-solemn face curled up into a cynical smirk.

The dishonest fake news media have never once credited President Kim Jong Un with our tremendous missile success.
We got a lot of good missiles here, everybody had a good launch, we’re all happy, we are going to make North Korea Great Again!

By this point, the President could barely be heard above the ecstatic screams of joy.