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Florida-based National Beverage Corp. already sees its fair share of colorful publicity via the rap duo Insane Clown Posse, who have adopted its flagship soft drink, Faygo, as the beverage of choice for the group and their legion of hardcore fans.

But perhaps that’s no enough, because today the company released one of the more surreal earnings statements you’ll see this year, a stream-of-consciousness ramble that ranges from mildly comprehensible to completely bizarre.

“There can be no allowable regrets in business or fumbles on the field (deck) of Endeavor – none . . . (no one even knows how to practice them),” read one sentence easily in the latter territory.