Leno:“I was ready to do half an hour and he could keep the Tonight Show, it’s fine with me.”Oprah:“And so no part of you thought, ‘enough already, I’ve done it’?”Leno:“You know, if you’re a gunfighter, you like to die in the street.”Oprah: “I don’t know, I’m a gunfighter, I might like to die in the comfort of my home–”Leno: “No you’re a gunfighter you’re…Oprah, you’re still on! … You’re not going anywhere, I’m not going anywhere.”Oprah: “I’m saying this as someone who’s made the decision that this show, The Oprah Winfrey show, as it is, I’m done with that. 25 years, done with that.”Leno:“We’ll see.”Oprah:“You don’t believe that?”Leno:“I believe you believe it.”

I woulda said that it was a clash f the media Titans. But if Leno was a Titan...he wouldn't be backhandidly stealing jobs from people. Would he? See a synopsis here.

"Mercado Negro is a Spanish word for Black Market. This 12 week project deals with reclaiming an ordinary, everyday object and transforming it into something with a completely different purpose. I also wanted to create a project that commented on the shortage of parks and recreational functions in Los Angeles.”

So...we are all aware that apple may or may not be dropping a new product on us. The islate (or IPad). No one knows exactly what it does because Steve Jobs likes his secrets. But if it does indeed exist, it seems to be yet another device that does everything for everyone-with a touch screen of coarse. And it evolved from this guy. It's yet another Apple product that makes you look at your current apple products and say, "I wish someone told me this before I purchased the_fill in the blank__."

Anyway, the spots above may or may not be real (shhhh, they are leaked), but I do kinda like the fingers one. But I may be partial...as I have been casting, selecting and arranging hands for the past 2 weeks. Have you guys ever seen a hand models book? It's like a frame by frame of a rock-paper-scissors game.

...PETA and....well, PETA and the NYC Department of Health. Allegedly this was some type of "design competition" that PETA was trying to enter. The overall outcome; we are encouraged to go Vegan to get (and maintain) our boners. And then we have got to wrap those boners up. But...still have sex. So all in all this is a pro-Vegan-safe sex ad. What an obvious collaboration. I can;t believe I didn't think of it first. And the imagery? The imagery is so fresh and eye catching. Cause no one has out a condom on a phallic vegetable before. Oh and one more thing....an extra 5 minutes and that body copy could've been ragged in a way that would make me want to read it.

Megan Fox recently did a "ad campaign" for Armani. I put a quote around "Ad Campaign" because it's really in all actuality......soft porn. And it's the best soft porn I have seen all decade. Concept? Art? Copy? Idea? Fashion? Tactics? Target Audience?

Now, this has been like the 10th time I've talked about Men's Fashion and taking responsibility for what you wear. So you are probably tired of seeing posts like this. But I can't help myself. But i can help you. Perhaps you'll recall my pearls of wisdom:

Well, this post serves simply as yet another FPSA (Fashion Public ServiceAnnouncement). The fashions above are not suitable for everyday life. Do you think the models want to wear that nonsense. They are getting paid for it and they still don't look like they are having a good time. Just a reminder. I mean, in the long run...you will do you and it is what it is, but....don't get bamboozled in the name of fashion-cause I will make fun of you. And I promise that I'm not alone.

And as an fyi...I am not sipping on the haterade here....the mickey mouse shirt that seems to be the constant of the collection is a must have. A must have.

They are back. Puppy Shima Ibus. They are not the old ones.....but they are still cute as hell and the same rules apply. 24 hour live access stream. I have been watching them for 10 minutes....and I already feel better about my life.

In a freak'n book. The Bookbook. I don't know about you lot, but hardcovers that look that used automatically bring me to negative place in my life. One that involves libraries and research. And I'm far to old for that (not to mention that my brain is fried).

The only drawback here, is that it looks like it's only made for a mac book air. And mac book air are about as useful as a piece of loose leaf. Which...maybe appropriate in this case.

“All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them.”

On his sexuality:

“I’ve never slept with a man. But I get it. I’ve seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women.”

On his constant rejection by women:

“Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”

On his strange relationship with the paparazzi:

“I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream, too. I can’t even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who’s grinding on me, ‘We can’t do this right now, because there’s a guy over there taking pictures.’”

Advice for Tiger Woods:

“If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.”

Pretty clever. A little NSFW....but this brings me to a larger issue at had: What is going through the minds of the people who draw penises (peni) on things? I went to a all boys school....and certain people (I'm going to be PC about this) just had an affliction with penises all over the place. And then they would laugh and laugh. I mean....if you are going to draw private parts in 3rd period on you marble notebook (or your friends)....why not draw a vagina?

I guess Miranda Kerr can be a Victoria Secretes fill in. I mean, I may have once said on this blog that Miranda reminds me of a 12 year old boy, but after this pics...not so much. Hiedi (though still hot) has had way to many Seal babies. And my poor Lima is on pregnant leave. So....Miranda Kerr....heeeeerrreee weee gooo!

1.21.2010

Wrangler is still holding onto their "We Are Animals" campaign. But unlike their old Zombie attack campaign, they have unleashed a new frenzy of "Visceral" imagery of scantily clad models rolling around in red cocaine clouds. In all seriousness, the imagery is beautiful. BUT, just like a year ago......I have a problem with the message. Denim for animals doesn't ring true in the slightest. But the imagery is much better than what they use to be about.

Throwback Thursday brings you a serious look into the past: Lamb Chops Play Along. Remember when the world was simple? When catchy kid songs ruled the air waves? Or when (through denial) you couldn't connect the fact that a tiny singing lamb was nothing more than a woman's hand in a sock? Oh yes. I remember. I learned many a thing from this show. But also remember being deathly afraid of the giant dancing Lamb Chop.

Well of course, if we are talking about Lamb Chops Play Along....the next logical step is....

I once sang "The Song that doesn't End" song for 4 hours straight as a kid. My mom wanted to kill me. I thought I was the cat's pajamas.(