*You jump the champion behind and you hold the title, this title won't count to achievements.

*First champ is Jake Davis.

*Jake Davis is riding on his Harley Davison to a bar. It seems there are a lot of wreslters there and a barroom brawl breaks loose, Jake Davis gets involved.

Post by: justin(29798)2005-01-17 11:45:08

Fearless comes out as champion the last thing u see is him get into a limo with a bunch of divas

Post by: Kray(52284)2005-01-17 11:52:42

*But wait a minute, one of those divas looks quite manly...*

*It's Kray... He headbutts Fearless, grabs the belt and hops out of the limo while ripping off his dress and wildly running across the street butt naked.*

Post by: lazy(27024)2005-01-17 12:10:32

*Jake Davis is seen in front of Kray and he gives him a northern lights suplex, the ref counts to three.

*Jake Davis attempts to drive Fearless's limo, but Fearless gets up.

Post by: beggar(46408)2005-01-17 20:10:46

Jake slams his foot on the gaspedal, but there seems to be a rat wedged under it. The rat leaps up and bites Jake in the anckle.
Jake gets out of the limo and hops about, trying to shake the rat from his leg.
Suddenly, the Beast tackles him to the ground and runs off with the belt, sadly, the winds get under his beard and it flies up in his face.

Then...

Post by: lazy(27024)2005-02-12 04:51:10

An anvil lands on Beast's head like in the cartoons he's squished and then Jake Davis runs off with the title.......(TBC)

Post by: Danny Scoono(64737)2005-02-12 20:28:04

Danny runs over to Jake Davis, hits him over the head with a steel chair, picks up the title its goodbye...

Post by: lazy(27024)2005-02-22 09:55:44

Somehow grabs the title....

Post by: beggar(46408)2005-02-22 20:18:54

the Beast finally manages to get the anvil off his head.
He tosses it aside and accidentally hits the champ in the nether regions with it ...
the belt skits over to the Beast who picks it up and uses it as a bib ... he's off to eat insect casserole at that new West African place in town.

Post by: The Legend Killer(21778)2005-02-24 00:52:24

Gigaton Joe poisons the insect cassarole and runs with the belt

Post by: beggar(46408)2005-02-24 14:31:18

incest cassarole?
my mind refuses to think about what that might be :)

btw, doesn't poisoning an insect cassarole actually make it MORE edible?