i don’t want to go i don’t want to go
i hate parties at clubs.
i’ll watch 3 Women instead.

Friday, December 16th, 2005

my eyes roll in pleasure when i splash myself.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005

today’s menu was steak and:
plus the amazing “3 Women” dvd commentary by Robert Altman.
chocolate covered chestnuts. yum.
rehearsal was long and tedious.
“I hope we have the coldest winter, ever.”

Monday, December 12th, 2005

My i-book learned how to speak and recognize my voice and understand what I’m telling it to do and it answers back. I named it Book. Our favorite chats revolve around things like “Book; get me my mail” or “Book; switch to i-tunes” or “Book; do you like me?” [he doesn’t answer that] When I ask it to tell me a joke, it does, always knock-knock-who’s-there ones, always terribly bad ones. At some point it said: “enough jokes, back to work.” I hope we can become friends.