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This movies explores the beauty of masturbation. Masturbations is better than sex. Sex is for losers. Who needs sex anyways.

Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. It can refer to excitation either by oneself or by another (see mutual masturbation). It is part of a larger set of activities known as autoeroticism, which also includes the use of sex toys and non-genital stimulation. There are also masturbation machines used to simulate intercourse. Masturbation and sexual intercourse are the two most common sexual practices, but they are not mutually exclusive (for example, many people find the sight of their partner masturbating highly erotic). Some people are able to achieve orgasm only through masturbation and not sexual intercourse. In the animal kingdom, masturbation has been observed in many mammalian species, both in the wild and in captivity.

Rated 5 / 5 stars2008-07-24 17:37:50

Rated 5 / 5 stars2008-07-24 17:37:20

great movie

the movie was great...but i totally dislike your author comment (which is also an important part of the movie in my opinion)...sex IS better than masturbation, and i don't know if you said otherwise because you didn't have sexual intercorse yet, or had a nasty experience...sex is better:P...even so...your movie rocks! one of the best on this site!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars2008-07-24 17:33:01

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars2008-07-24 17:32:31

All you people giving 0s

Don't you get the whole thing is a joke? What were you actually expecting when you read the title and saw the rating? Sounds to me like most of you are disappointed you didn't get your fix of porn.
I think it was a very clever little prank.