As a landlord watching hundreds of people live their lives, I can confirm that intelligent people wait or do not have children, while, shall we say, less intelligent people have many children. I just kicked out a guy who spent 10 years in prison for dealing drugs who didn't learn his lesson. He is on his 9th kid.

Count me in.
Putin for a while was the internet's darling for bad assery. (In Russia, president assassinate YOU!)
We could do well to have a president out bad ass every other leader. I also understand that he's actually a super nice dude. That could go a long way with diplomacy.

Not to mention some of the younger world leaders might be fans. You see the them at the podium at world meetings whispering among themselves and later it's released someone picked up what they were saying on the mike.

Well to name a recent example, apparently he leaked secret info that he swore not to tell anyone about to a russian minister or ambassador or whatever (I'm a lil fuzzy on the details). He got this information from Israel and of course he mentioned that as well. The article says he was bragging to the russian guy about all the great information he gets to hear every day. The man is like a little toddler who needs validation from everyone

sounds like something he'd do
"i have the greatest governments secret, let me tell you about how amazing and big they are. And you know what they say about having big things, one of my things i can barely hold in my hands"

Well, by this point, he actually has some relevant experience. Isn't he excluded by the "born in the US" thing, though? Although if any of the quotes in this thing are accurate... hell, sign me up, he was better than Trump is one sentence in.

You don't have to be born in America to become president. The rules are (I think): you have to be at least 35 years old and you have to have lived in the US or been a citizen (I forget which) for 17 years. So hypothetically, I, an 18 year old Dutch guy, could go to the US and become a citizen, and I'd be able to run for president by the time I was 35

The Constitution gives three eligibility requirements to be president: one must be 35 years of age, a resident "within the United States" for 14 years, and a "natural born Citizen," a term not defined in the Constitution.
Only "natural-born" U.S. citizens (or those born abroad, but only to parents at least one of whom was a U.S. citizen at the time).
So no, can't. His parents were both Austrian. He only has an a American citizenship because lived in America so long and he married Maria Shriver