Danica Patrick Parodies 'I, Tonya' at ESPYS with 'Me, Danica'

The 36-year-old former professional racing driver and the 34-year-old Green Bay Packers quarterback looked so in love at the event held at Microsoft Theater on Wednesday (July 18) in Los Angeles. Danica Patrick's monologue to open the ESPYs went over like, well, a flat tire at the Indianapolis 500. Sadly she's getting roasted for cringeworthy jokes that even athletes in the audience were wincing at. Patrick said, listening to his advice.

Some athletes in the crowd sat stone-faced. She started a clothing line, released a cookbook and cultivates her social media footprint with her now-famous yoga poses on Instagram. She also joked that the football star probably has fewer tickets - adding she once got pulled over three times in three days.

Another person posted a GIF of comic Steve Carell grimacing with the caption: "These Danica Patrick jokes not hitting.at all".

Patrick managed just one win in Japan on the IndyCar circuit during her career.

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Last week, Trump met with fellow North Atlantic Treaty Organisation members, pushing them to increase their spending on defence. Special counsel Robert Mueller is investigating any potential collusion between Trump campaign associates and the Kremlin.

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Corker, the chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, said the first step was to get Pompeo to appear, "hopefully" next week. But she took issue with the president's tone, saying Trump bullied other countries into something and then took credit for it.

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"When LeBron hosted, he made fun of me too", Patrick said during the show's opening.

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