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"Some people want to make the world a better place. I just wanna make the world a better-looking place. If you don't like it, you can paint over it!" - Banksy
"Forks in the road! You put them there and you knew what you were doing." - TU
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about." - Law of Logical Argument
"Though the world knows me not, may my thoughts and actions be such as will keep me friendly with myself." - Max Ehrmann