Sara Sampaio’s Drugstore Secret for Perfect Skin

You’d think that a Victoria’s Secret model, who takes care of her skin like it’s her job precisely because it is—and preps for the big show with a $300 gold leaf mask—might scoff at questionable low-budget pimple remedies, and yet breakout Angel Sara Sampaio is all of us.

Spotted on Instagram forgoing the requisite “sexy pic” in favor of a shot that “sums up me right now,” Portugal’s most photogenic export posted a selfie with a lip mask and placebo-like blotches of toothpaste that anyone who has run out of benzoyl peroxide or can’t accept a humidifier as actual furniture will recognize. But as we’re nearing the end-of-year respite of the holidays, why not take the coziest time of the year to let go of an ambitious beauty routine and regress to our brilliantly lazy teenaged selves? God knows, we’ll get on our war paint come 2017.