Eat the rude, feed the pandas with Hannibal At The Zoo

A day before the heart (and throat) rending second season finale of Hannibal aired, an account showed up on Twitter that follows Dr. Hannibal Lecter’s musings as he visits a zoo. Titled, simply enough, Hannibal At The Zoo, the account perfectly mirrors the voice of America’s favorite serial killer as he takes in the sights (and no doubt smells) of the animal kingdom. Some highlights so far from the commentary of this erudite nihilist:

We love watching them feed the sea lions for the same reason that we love our fathers. The only alternative is terror.

It’s uncertain if Lecter will also travel to the petting zoo or marine wildlife portions of this fictional zoo, but if he does, expect more thoughts on God, power, and where to find a perfectly tailored plastic murder suit.