It's a ruse to get his hands on your Kraken (and maybe your toilet paper - have you checked for SqualorMan recently?)

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It's a ruse to get his hands on your Kraken (and maybe your toilet paper - have you checked for SqualorMan recently?)

We are all ensqualored, if we don't keep our minds on our arses.

I know you to be very hygienic, but here, well, sometimes it appears, among a certain individual, the teepee may not be actually used at all.

Squalor alert!

Wait, methinks that was supposed to go before the link

Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze