THE ORIGINALIf you love someone…
set them free.
If they come back… they’re yours.
If they don't… they were never yours.

Other Versions…

PESSIMISTIf you love someone…
set her free.
If she ever comes back… she's yours.
If she doesn't, as expected, she's never was.

OPTIMISTIf you love someone…
set her free.
Don't worry, she will come back.

SUSPICIOUSIf you love someone…
set her free… if she ever comes back, ask her
why.
If you love someone… set her free… but
get someone to follow her.
If you love someone… are you sure you love THAT
someone.

GO-GETTERIf you love someone…
set her free.
If she comes back… she's yours… if she
doesn't, go get her!

HUNTERIf you love someone…
set her free...
Don't even wait to see whether she comes back…
go hunt her down.

IMPATIENTIf you love someone…
set her free.
If she doesn't comes back within an hour… forget
her.

PATIENTIf you love someone…
set her free.
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back.

PLAYFULIf you love someone…
set her free...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set
her free again, repeat.