This Guy Got His Penis Stuck in a Wrench

Firefighters and doctors worked for two hours to remove a wrench from a Chinese man's penis

A man in Guangzhou, China, showed up at the hospital with a wrench stuck on his penis, and when doctors were unable to remove it due to swelling, had to call local firefighters to come and saw the tool off. We cannot even begin to imagine how awkward that hospital check-in was.

When doctors asked the man how exactly a wrench ended up on his penis, he refused to provide any detail—just that he'd very much like some assistance in the removal. Unfortunately for the man, doctors found that the large amount of swelling was making it impossible for them to remove the tool.

They say there's always a bigger fish—and this time, there was a bigger tool. Doctors called up local firefighters and together, the professionals used an angle grinder to saw the wrench off the man's penis. There's video of the unpleasant-sounding surgery here.

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You may not be surprised to learn this isn't the first firefighter-penis-rescue story to come out of China this year. In fact, it's not even the first one to involve a wrench. Last June, a man from the Zhejiang Province in China found himself in an almost identical situation, his penis stuck in a small wrench for 17 hours. Yikes. The only difference was that dentists had to be brought in with a dental drill to ultimately free the penis of the wrench's unrelenting clutches.

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