We look around a bit more and Natalie decides on wearing a black t-shirt that has a candy corn on it and says "sweet," black and orange striped stockings and a black skirt that used to be mine. I used to be thin. Sigh. She picks up orange hair spray and her outfit is complete.

Me: Now, what about you, DJ?DJ: I don't know.Me: Baseball player?DJ: I've been a baseball player the last three years.Me: Ninja?DJ: No.Me: Yu-Gi-Oh?DJ: No.
Silence. Long pause while we look around.DJ: Can I be Christina Aguilera?Me: Umm....no.DJ: You were going to let me be Britney Spears like two years ago.Me: Thankfully you changed your mind.DJ: Why can't I be Christina?Me: Because she's a slut.DJ: What's a slut?Me: (stammer...stammer)Natalie: A slut is a dirty girl who sells herself for money.DJ: Like those girls we saw in the city last year?Natalie: Yup.
Long silence. More looking.DJ: Ok. I know what I want to be.Me: What?DJ: A hooker!!Me: A baseball player.Natalie: A baseball player in a dress?DJ: Oh! Mike Piazza!