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BOSTON - Rajon Rondo had surgery to repair a torn ACL the day after Valentine's Day and reports are that he is still not ready to play and will miss the NBA preseason.
Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily spoke with the Celtics point gua...

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him.
Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean th...

BOSTON - Well the Boston Celtics scenery just changed pretty darn quick as the Green team has traded Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry to the Nets of Brooklyn.
The three spoke with The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba at a local Lips...

Kevin Garnett can help any number of teams win a championship, but in Boston he is treated like Danny Ainge's used T-paper.
Just because you score 25,000 points doesn't mean you will have any more respect among the Boston social media.
Late in...

Paul Pierce, Celtics Superman, became the oldest player to score 40 points in a regulation game in history for the Boston franchise. Considering the talent that passed through the Celtics, this is no flat feat.
Coach Doc Rivers alluded earlier in...

Apparently Boston Celtics' star point guard Rajon Rondo had been replaced in Game 6 by one of the Pod People.
Yes, it appears those unreliable body snatchers showed up to invade the Boston team's seminal head case.
One teammate on the Celtics n...

Paul Pierce said it: "We're gonna ride Kevin Garnett all the way."
Hi-yo, Silver, away!
The winning Big Ticket has become the "Rocking Horse Winner."
Not since Troy has there been such excitement over a giant gift to the fans.
As we reca...

When a long-time fan asks us, how do you know whether the Celtics can win the game? We answer (brimming with considerable confidence) after making precise observations and logical deductions.
In the first five minutes, all answers are available.

Whether Paul Pierce will turn out to be the hero of the game, this satiric profile will show.
Paul Pierce admits the game is not scripted.
After throwing up a clanker with seconds left in a chance to beat the San Antonio Spurs, Celtic Paul Pier...

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Trump Defects to Russia

Putin has him immediately thrown into the gulag.

NBC Offers to Renew 'The Apprentice' If Trump Will Resign As President

This was in response to a petition signed by practically everybody in the U.S. and most of Canada.

Trump Will Reply to Kim Jong Un As Soon As He Looks Up All the Words

...especially "dotard."

Trump Threatens to "Totally Destroy" Republican Party

President Donald Trump today expressed his disgust with the Republicans failure to pass any significant legislation. "I will totally destroy the Republican party if this continues."

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