Nikki Moustaki, Dog Food Eater

Feb. 28, 2011

Nikki Moustaki called in to explain that she's eating dog food for a month in the hopes that Ohio will pass a bill imposing strict new animal abuse laws. Before she could get too far, Howard introduced her to an in-studio guest, 'Kun Ni Lao,' a man who eats dog.

Kun told Nikki--who didn't recognize the fact that Kun sounded a lot like Elephant Boy--that he loved the taste: "You've never had a meal until you've had dog with barbecue sauce on it."

Kun asked if eating dog food changed the smell of Nikki's farts, but she denied it, saying she only ate dog food for one meal a day: "It's like a really good dog food. It's not a can of Alpo or anything like that...it tastes, like, really bland. Like a bland Campbell's soup." Kun said he'd rather have "rack of ribs of dog...I only eat ugly dog."