Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

As I was leaving, I could once again in the background hear the melodic vocals of the Dire Straits tune, only slightly subdued by the overpowering bellows of an intoxicated Mr. Johnson's, "Money for Nothing."

He really knows how to elevate a drunk hick's shenanigans. I would read this aspiring author's future novella.

Manufactured housing (commonly known as mobile homes in the United States) is a type of prefabricated housing that is largely assembled in factories and then transported to sites of use. The definition of the term in the United States is regulated by federal law (Code of Federal Regulations, 24 CFR 3280): "Manufactured homes are built as dwelling units of at least 320 square feet (30 m2) in size with a permanent chassis to assure the initial and continued transportability of the home."[1] The requirement to have a wheeled chassis permanently attached differentiates "manufactured housing" from other types of prefabricated homes, such as modular homes.

13 November, Tuesday0125 - Suspicious Person/Activity - An amorous bloke who in a misguided attempt to attract a mate placed his genitals on full, flapping display in the roadway instead caught the attention of a passing police officer. The luckless lad was allowed to leave without charges since the intended victim couldn't be offended by what she couldn't see

red5ish:Manufactured housing (commonly known as mobile homes in the United States) is a type of prefabricated housing that is largely assembled in factories and then transported to sites of use. The definition of the term in the United States is regulated by federal law (Code of Federal Regulations, 24 CFR 3280): "Manufactured homes are built as dwelling units of at least 320 square feet (30 m2) in size with a permanent chassis to assure the initial and continued transportability of the home."[1] The requirement to have a wheeled chassis permanently attached differentiates "manufactured housing" from other types of prefabricated homes, such as modular homes.

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calbert:Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Not bad. Once read the police report of a person for having sex in public. She met the guy earlier in the evening and they left the bar in her Mazda Miata to have sex . . . with the top down. Anyway, the police reports states that the officer saw the car parked in an empty lot, well past midnight, and "fearing for the moral fiber of young America" (never forgot that line) he went to investigate. He saw "suspect 1 bouncing violently in the lap of suspect 2 with suspect 2's lips affixed to the exposed breast of suspect 1." Anyway, they were both arrested. She had to have her boyfriend come bail her out. End csb.

Warning: If you read the actual report, there's a fairly gruesome injury description in there. But here's a link straight to the goods: Link (PDF)

Oh yeah, and whoever mentioned the Unalaska blotter upthread, that is pure gold. Quick background - Unalaska is a fishing port out in the Aleutians and is mostly populated by drunken sailors who are not natives of Alaska or even sometimes the U.S. They all get paid pretty well from the fishing fleets and most of their living expenses are paid for by the company, plus it's Alaska, so they all get trashed regularly and have amusing adventures. These events sometimes require police intervention, who generally police the whole town with a somewhat tolerant, amused eye, like campus police at a party school. A ton of the calls are tossing people out of places - giving trespassing warnings and the like when somebody's been 86'd from the bar or fired and kicked out of the bunkhouse.