The bandeau panel across her chest is off-putting, but let's not pretend Kidman wasn't born to be swathed in these ethereal ethnic embroidered nude frocks that Valentino just can't stop churning out.

KRISTEN STEWART (C-)

Cafe Society premiere in New York City

Dress: Chanel

This is what happens when you become a Chanel ambassador and thus a voiceless dress-up doll-slave of Karl Lagerfeld. Falconry couture, anyone?

ZENDAYA (D)

Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Sports Awards in Los Angeles

Top and pants: Moschino

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Not even a cutie clotheshorse like Zendaya can fashion a top out of a giant bow and not expect to be mistaken for a walking Christmas decoration. Do not open until... forever.

DASCHA POLANCO (F)

VH1's Hip Hop Honors: All Hail The Queens event in New York City

Catsuit and vest: Marco Hall

Nobody should be subject to a world in which showing off visible nude granny underwear in a see-through bodysuit is considered okay. We deserve better.

MOST IMPROVED

MELISSA MCCARTHY

It's been a challenge for McCarthy to make an impression on the red carpet, because she's normally buried under voluminous fabric or dowdy secretarial attire like this custom get-up by her go-to stylist Swartz. But all that changed when the duo finally found the perfect dress befitting McCarthy's movie star status - a '50s fit-and-flare silhouette, with sheer embroidered floral overlay, in a glorious shade of yellow. It's such a thrilling, triumphant "personal best" moment, it almost makes me want to cry.