Well, as many here know I have a chronic pain condition. Right now the flare is causing some pretty strong pain on one side of my chest.
So, I'm toddling around the store (which my son drove me to) talking with my friend on the cell phone when she asks me if I think I might be able to go to lunch tomorrow. Since I wasn't sure that the pain would abate enough for me to be able to drive I say, at the top of my lungs it seems, "I don't know, let me see if I can drive with my right boob."
~KSA2

You know what, though...
It would be very convenient to be able to drive with your boob...think of all the multitasking you could do while whisking the kids around....
~punky

You guys don't already drive with your boobs?
Wake up people... boobs are the new hands.
~metamorphisis

Don't tell my husband that boobs are the new hands...
He'll want to start holding my hands all the time...
~punky

Prehensile boobs!
~bbee

Maybe you could start a boob driving school...
Think of all the overworked women that would love to learn this new skill...
~punky

My friend is never going to let me forget that one, let me tell you. She's called me twice to see if I got special classification on my license for it, and wondering if it would qualify for a "stupid pet trick" on the Tonight show.
~KSA2

Scout, you got sand. ~DS

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Threnody♀ 1558Member # 1558

Posted: 3:56 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008

Vol 11 can be found at
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=220473&AP=1&HL=

No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Posts: 29360 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: Mod Dungeon

Threnody♀ 1558Member # 1558

Posted: 10:20 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008

That just caused me to snarf diet Dr. Pepper, KSA. Shame on you for now putting a spew warning.

I have been asked by DS to start a new quote thread when the previous one reaches 200 posts. As requested, I have done this for all of the previous quote threads.

Thanks,
scout

Scout, you got sand. ~DS

Posts: 11741 | Registered: Apr 2004 | From: Solitary refinement

MovingUpward♂ 14866Member # 14866

Posted: 7:00 AM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008

noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry

DrowningInSorrow when replying to juliette's claim that BG, NoClue, and SerJR cause lots of grief for the mods.

BTW I heart the mods. Thank you for all that you give so that we can have a safe place to work through our infidelity related issues.

AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

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KSA2♀ 9474Member # 9474

Posted: 12:00 PM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008

(((scout)))

I know, sweetie, but I just couldn't resist the opening for that joke.

No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Posts: 29360 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: Mod Dungeon

SerJR♂ 14993Member # 14993

Posted: 12:03 PM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008

noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry

Well Moo, I guess we'll have to work harder and not smarter then, eh? No... wait......

Me: BH - Happily remarried.
Hope is never lost. It exists within you - it is real. It is not a force in and of itself - it is something that you create with every thought, action, and choice you make. It is a gift that you create for yourself.

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KSA2♀ 9474Member # 9474

Posted: 9:34 PM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008

Hehehe... it's Cheezus...

SerJr, about the Jesus cheeto

No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Posts: 29360 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: Mod Dungeon

HeartbrokeHope32♀ 17247Member # 17247

Posted: 3:46 PM, July 31st (Thursday), 2008

I am not a mushroom, so stop treating me like one.
Stop keeping me in the dark and throwing bullshit on me every now and again

-neverendinghurt

me-29
him-28
Dday-11/07/07
"What lies behind us, and what lies
before us are small matters
compared to what lies within us."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any man who considers himself a "stud" at any age should also consider himself an "asshole" at the same time

Defiance in the thread about middle age "studs"

FBH - 43
FWW - 44 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 8 & 13

The people you do your life with shape the life you live

Posts: 40539 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan

wifehad5♂ 15162Member # 15162

Posted: 5:37 PM, August 4th (Monday), 2008

Who are you to decide what kind of wife he deserves? HE decides. He HAS decided, and his decision is YOU.

Fallen to a poster who felt her H deserved more. Very profound

FBH - 43
FWW - 44 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 8 & 13

The people you do your life with shape the life you live

Posts: 40539 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan

wifehad5♂ 15162Member # 15162

Posted: 9:55 AM, August 6th (Wednesday), 2008

When you have relationships with fucked up people, they have an annoying tendency to do fucked up things that negatively impact your well-being

Great quote from wincing_at_light

FBH - 43
FWW - 44 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 8 & 13

The people you do your life with shape the life you live

Posts: 40539 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan

Heartless Bytchh♀ 12347Member # 12347

Posted: 2:21 PM, August 7th (Thursday), 2008

Well, its because the memory of you and your cumguzzling skankenwhore dry humping each other on the dance floor at the local bar ON MY BIRTHDAY, OUR ANNIVERSARY makes me want to lock you in the shed with a blunt and rusty knife and your dick superglued FIRMLY into the vice.