6. We Brag About "Going Out With The Boys"

After the split, we’re suddenly so happy to be able to go out with the guys again, when we were likely able to do so in the relationship anyway. Regardless, we’ll set our statuses to something like “Going downtown with the boys” to communicate to our ex that we’re not at home wallowing with Netflix marathons and a two-four of Pabst. Which we probably did yesterday.