And finally, and most important: Wouldn't it just be most efficient for the Carter-Knowles household if Beyonce went ahead and released her new album on July Fourth as well, so that we across the nation could make our barbecue-turned-listening-parties everywhere a family affair? Will you do me a favor, guys—will you just think it over? I'm already brainstorming a whole "red, white, and Blue Ivy" theme situation that I think could really be something special.