She talked about riding a Razr scooter ('You have to switch sides or else one side becomes overdeveloped"), pole dancing with her daughter, having a scrapbook for her "mutts" — including a picture of one of them with Barack Obama — and, as seen in the clip above, made a cracks about how much fun it is to do sad movies.

She also informed David Letterman that when kids are seven years old, they can go to hell. She knows from experience.