And I thoroughly recommend it. One little thing for yourself every day for 12 days… doesn’t have to be big (or why the fuck not! If you can…) just something for YOU. That ottoman you see in a lot of my shoe posts I got for 20 bucks during the 12 days of Kelley.

I love the motherfucking shit out of it.

A pedicure, a donut, a sleep in, an extra long shower or bubble bath. Things you don’t normally do, little indulgences that make you smile cause you fucking DESERVE IT DAMMIT!

Just in case you might need some help. Cause apparently I am hard to buy for. Which baffles the shit out of me cause I managed to fill this board in an evening and it would have been minutes if there wasn’t molasses flowing through our ADSL at the time.

Surely you can find something to buy me here. Click and add to motherfucking cart.

Easy.

Aren’t I wonderful?

P.S. The Pandora stuff you can get at that big shopping centre near MOTY’s house if you leave it till the day before. *rolls eyes*

P.P.S. Even if you chose the Pandora stuff please don’t leave it till the day before.

P.P.P.S. These are just a guide. You can get an idea of what I like! Maybe get to know me. Or maybe walk around the house and get a feel of my style.

P.P.P.P.S. But not the kitchen or laundry. Do not buy me anything for the kitchen or laundry. Not for my birthday.

P.P.P.P.P.S. A holiday is still my number one present wish. I can totally make up a pinterest board if need be…

Those that were not former residents of my womb or holiday makers in the general vicinity, what would you like for your birthday? Have you made a pinterest board to give your family an idea of what you like?

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Hi there Kelley,
Found your blog last year + love it!
I think you are a legend.
Just wondering what you think of Pinterest’s ‘picked for you pins’?
(They are frankly driving me mad + I’ve only had my account for three weeks.
The pins are annoying enough but the lack of options in the feedback is super infuriating e.g. no choice for oh just bugger off already.)
I hope you get lots of stuff that you’ve pinned!

I got a fitbit for mine last week, it was want I wanted. But it’s a bossy thing and tells me off when I haven’t quite done 10,000 steps mind you I need a bit of strictness otherwise I’d just sit on my bum all night and drink vodka! Here’s to 12 days of you x

Three weeks till my birthday too. Is yours the 13th? Did we work that out last year and I’ve forgotten?
I’ve already started celebrating. Bought myself a new running watch today after the puppy ate my other one (that was dying anyway). I might forget that today I decided that it was going to be a present from everyone and insist that I deserve more.

so, March 12th is it? where’s my diary….
LOVE the shoes. The ottoman too, but since I have no room for such a thing there’s no point lusting after it. I’m looking forward to seeing your 12 days of Kelley things.
My daughter has the same kitchen/laundry rule, for Christmas as well as birthdays.

If I was on holidays down there I’d definitely pop in and buy you a drink or ten. This is a brilliant idea which I might take up myself. Mine goes for 7 days at present but 12 days sounds better. Plus the Pinterest board is a starter for things I’d put on mine. Looking forward to more birthday posts Kelley 🙂

The 12th of March, tough since I plan to be in mourning for my mother who turns 85 on the 6th and couldn’t possibly be happy for anyone except myself.
Yes, I know that sounds rotten but she gave me a breakdown by literally coming back from the dead before Christmas so I’m going to be really upset on the 6th and it’s a full moon, so have to cancel the nekkid dance class as well because of the mourning although I could paint my skin black. Anyone got a 44 gallon drum of black they’re not going to use?