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Things You Do Not “Simply Do” in X3

Yes, I’m writing a quick post which probably isn’t going to be all that useful to you, as it’s not a guide about how to do anything. It’s just a list I spent ten minutes writing of things you “don’t simply do”.

1. One does not simply try to dock a max-tuned Discoverer at 10X SETA at a Paranid station.

2. One does not simply try to dock a max-tuned Discoverer with anything.

3. One does not simply have more than a one max-tuned Discoverers follow your large hauling ship, especially while undocking.

4. One does not simply try to autodock with an asteroid mine while pirates are shooting missile barrages at you.

5. One does not simply go through gates on the borders of pirate sectors and sectors with military bases.

6. One does not simply setup a complex with stations really close to each other in an asteroid field.

7. One does not simply use your own ship as a means of lining up stations for a complex, and forgetting to move out of the way when you hit ENTER.

8. One does not simply take on a Terran fleet with a Discoverer.

9. One does not simply take on a Duke’s Freighter with a Discoverer.

10. One does not simply jump a fleet of Duke’s fighters with a Discoverer.

11. One does not simply do the story mission in Reunion where you take on a huge pirate fleet, without having a few ships.

12. One does not simply capture a ship while going full speed in your space suit at it.

13. One does not simply fly twenty sectors without saving.

14. One does not simply try to autodock with an asteroid mine while pirates are shooting missile barrages at you after flying twenty sectors without saving.

15. One does not simply look at your Zemanta image recommendations while writing a list of “One does not simplies”.

16. One does not simply make irrelevant “One does not simplies” on a “One does not simplies” list about X3.

17. One does not simply try to outrun a pirate fleet with a Mercury Hauler.

18. One does not simply tell your Heavy Centaur to shoot at the Terran Claymores while Terran Claymores are shooting missile at you.

19. One does not simply play X3 for a few hours.

20. One does not simply keep your traders from flying into Terran space like idiots.

21. One does not simply keep your Terran traders from flying into everyone else’s space like idiots.