For all you losers, or, the Book of Pook

This is the Book of Pook. It is a compilation of posts on sosuave.net by Pook, the demigod who helps helpless losers/nice guys like us realize that we're dumbasses and need to learn to be ourselves, not watered down pussies.

Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).