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What is that stuff? Eggless egg salad. Though this year my mom...

Rory: What is that stuff?Lane: Eggless egg salad. Though this year my mom added food coloring to make the egg-like product look more eggy.Rory: Smart.Lane: And every sandwich comes with your own personal pamphlet "Dancing for the Devil", an illustrated look at the effect of dancing on your chances of spending all eternity in hell.Rory: Boy, her flames are getting really good.Lane: Well, she just bought a new color printer. You can do a ton of stuff with it.

Sookie: But, you're my best friend.Lorelai: Yes, I am, and I can only remain your best friend as long as Jackson doesn't kill me.Sookie: Lorelai!Lorelai: Sookie, he's a produce man. They'll never find the body, but the squash'll be especially chatty that year.

Rory: What is that stuff?Lane: Eggless egg salad. Though this year my mom added food coloring to make the egg-like product look more eggy.Rory: Smart.Lane: And every sandwich comes with your own personal pamphlet "Dancing for the Devil", an illustrated look at the effect of dancing on your chances of spending all eternity in hell.Rory: Boy, her flames are getting really good.Lane: Well, she just bought a new color printer. You can do a ton of stuff with it.