#49. Further Past West Hoglet

We are further past West Hoglet
We are so further past West Hoglet
Yes we are so further past West Hoglet that I think we may even have passed by, Dangerous Croc, Afro Muff and that aged donuty toothpicked together Sniggy Lee of a man a wile back down the road
We are further past West Hoglet
We are so further past west Hoglet
Yes we are so further past west Hoglet that I think it is time we now sing a song, a song,
“The wheels on the con van go round and round
The wipers on the con van go up and down
The food in the con van gets eaten and eaten
The music in the con van gets played and played
The advisor in the con van drives on and on
The youth in the con van they rock and rock…”
We are further past West Hoglet
We are so further past West Hoglet
Yes we are so further past West Hoglet and we still haven’t located Secluded Metropolitan UU Society
We still haven’t located Secluded Metropolitan UU Society…

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The Judy Story Poems (TJSP) began in the early 2000s and to date there have been over 80 of them written. For “Clueless Judies” (those unfamiliar with TJSP) TJSP are an ongoing poetry series set in a zany Unitarian Universalist universe. They centre on a young person named Judy who is totally chute, quite ogreish and very much a giantess and just happens to live in an unnamed suburb of Buffalo, NY, USA. They also include some of Judy’s friends like the very wacky Frank, Glenn and Bill. Read the rest here.