This elderly gentleman complains to his wife that he's not feeling well, she makes an appointment with the doctor and comes along because he's also hearing impaired the doc begins his exam and is asking the old man question's his response is always what did he say, the doctor tells the wife I'm going to order a complete physical urine sample, stool sample, and semen sample the old man say's what ? and the wife replies he needs to look in your under ware.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"