listen not to the heretic! He is here to deceive you. Trust me folks. I was probed by these aliens several summers ago after 2and 1/2 bottles of Cuervo. They are real and they are coming for you. You must prepare yourselves for the end of days. And probing. They really, really like probing.

listen not to the heretic! He is here to deceive you. Trust me folks. I was probed by these aliens several summers ago after 2and 1/2 bottles of Cuervo. They are real and they are coming for you. You must prepare yourselves for the end of days. And probing. They really, really like probing.

Wait, are you claiming a boulder is under the ground? Oh, I suppose someone dug a big hole and buried a boulder they just happened to have lying around, or maybe the boulder fairies placed it there. How gullible do you think I am?

They're designed to roughly crumble stone and scoop up muck. If there's some steel, like a railroad track or some sort of rebar filled pile from the past that's been forgotten it could tangle up and be uncuttable but rock breakers.

Besides, it's glacial deposits. If it was a spaceship someone would have found it in the past century. It has not been there longer than the last ice age, 10k years or so.