nobody likes a pacifist

some people will do anything for attention. i mean *anything*. frankly, the point of playing games is to play games. those are the key words there: ‘playing’ and ‘games’. it’s not a big deal how violent they are, because it’s not real life. no one with two brain cells to rub together would ever assume that a controller equals a hatchet. you know? and no one clever honestly uses a video game as a means of intellectual stimulation.

anyway, we hear via gameinformer.com that some ‘player’ is trying to play call of duty without killing anyone.

so far, he’s reached level 11, on his mission to 70 to reach prestige. basically he’s using a riot shield and flash bang grenades, although preliminary reports are indicating that he’s amending that strategy to something even less violent than that. we have it on good authority he will use tiny fluffy kitty cats soon, so stay tuned.