(For those of you who enjoy Frank Herbert's Dune, I hope you will appreciate this enlightened version of the Mentat Mantra. It should be said after sitting down to eat a plate of His Holy Nutriment.)

The Pastafarian Mantra

It is by Noodle alone I set my fork in motion.
It is by the sauce of Pesto that saliva acquires speed;
The napkin acquires a stain;
The stain resembles the Monster.
It is by Noodle alone I set my fork in motion.

If Oi be rememberin' rightly, the planet Dune be 'aving huge mystical noodles under it's surface.

And Paul Atreides appears to recite a beer-volcano related mantra:

"Beer is the mindkiller,
Beer is the little death
That brings total Oblivion
I will permit my beer to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain."

Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air