THE KNOWLEDGE

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in the Rich Rod bowl, the team RR spurned beat the team that spurned RR - naturally by the reverse score
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE did not debut prior to the first game for a reason
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when the referee bastards play for the oversigning bastards, there is no way the opposing team has a chance to win
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knowing these things, many people are still very upset by the result of the Sep 1 game
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these people don't understand THE KNOWLEDGE
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE will be relieved at the game's result, for they know what this result means for the rest of the season
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THE KNOWLEDGE has previously revealed on these very pages that Michigan will finish the season 12-2
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therefore, getting one loss out of the way means that Michigan will lose only one more game this year
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losing Blake Countess is a great tragedy - particularly for Countess who was illegally blocked by one of the Bama bastards on that play
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THE KNOWLEDGE ensures everyone that he will get better and be back in fine form soon
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however, the injury does not change the season results as many people fear
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Michigan will finish the season 12-2
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for those that still don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE:
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when this revelation is proved to be accurate as time makes the future the past
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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The most anticipated season "preview" is here - the "2012 Season Review" by THE KNOWLEDGE
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as people on this very blog very well know (and the newbies will get to know), this "preview" is the most accurate because it is not a truw preview, but a review of the season which only THE KNOWLEDGE can provide based on the information about the future
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as everyone will recall, THE KNOWLEDGE revealed a 2 loss season for Michigan in 2011. many was the number of fools who laughed at it and said those were unrealistic expectations of Michigan; however, there were the wise folks - the followers of THE KNOWLEDGE - who immediately understood that was what was going to happen and spent the season in great joy and merry
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THE KNOWLEDGE soared again, leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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the time has now come for the 2012 season review. in this post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall provide the overall season record of Michigan and also open the competition for the CO-SOARER OF THE KNOWLEDGE award
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in subsequent posts, THE KNOWLEDGE will reveal the OOC and conference results and open THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE - SEASON II
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this year, the award CO-SOARER OF THE KNOWLEDGE is given to the person(s) who correctly predicts the participants in the National Championship game. last year, unfortunately, no one claimed this award
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to make this easier, THE KNOWLEDGE shall now provide the pool of teams from which the participants in the National Championship game will come. these teams are:
san diego state, usc, oklahoma, lsu, alabama, wisconsin, washington, oregon, west virginia, and michigan
(CLUE: most people will be tempted to predict a Michigan-SDSU matchup that features no punts or field goal attempts, but matchup does not happen)
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now, to make it tougher, THE KNOWLEDGE requires that the participants in the competition also predict the correct score of the title game. only the person(s) who predict the correct score will win the award. The award is too prestigious to be given out to "closest guess"

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so make your predictions
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originally this was supposed to be the season that Michigan won the National Championship - sending Brady Hoke off to the NFL as there would have been nothing further to achieve in college. however, since Hoke and his coordinators have decided to stay at Michigan for a few more years, the future has been altered and Michigan's championship has been postponed by several months
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Michigan will finish the 2012 season 12-2
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall bask in glory again as these results move from the future to the past
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leaving every doubter cowering in the dark
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THE KNOWLEDGE will soon be reviewing the 2012 Michigan football season results in a series of posts. This series will consist of two posts: one outlining the overall season results, and other documenting the out of conference results
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as per usual, THE KNOWLEDGE will provide individual game pointers before each game to aid the seekers of the ultimate glory: the title of TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE, as THE CHALLENGE makes a successful return to these very pages
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in the meanwhile, THE KNOWLEDGE shall tackle the issue of recruiting in this post
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the questions asked by many folks is: in the future, will Bo Scarbrough be in the Michigan back field along with Shane Morris, and behind the line of Cameron Robinson and Damian Prince?
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many people also were chomping at the bits to coin the awful MIT pun ro refer to the trinity of the Morris-Isaac-Treadwell before the fact that Isaac will not attend Michigan was revealed as time moved from future to present
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of course, these people are and were wrong
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on the other hand, many is the number of folks who have been dismayed at what they consider to be lackadaisical progress of Michigan's recruiting after the initial burst. these people see OSU and USC stock up on great talent while Michigan is signing long snappers
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and these people are worried (rightfully, in their own minds) if Michigan's coaches can keep up with the Meyers and Kiffins of the world - failing to realize that keeping up with such experts of illegal tactics as Meyer is an extraordinary achievement
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and these people are wrong as well
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so, where to turn for sanity?
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to THE KNOWLEDGE of course. THE KNOWLEDGE has a long, illustrious and peerless history of revealing the future correctly even in the midst of highly irregular abnormalities of the spatio-temporal continuum
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as a result, THE KNOWLEDGE has soared to great heights countless times leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE is the sole course of relieving people's anxieties about the future
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE shall be worry free
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THE KNOWLEDGE has already revealed in these very pages that the 2012 recruit who will have the greatest success is the lowly rated Sione Houma
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people that don't understand the future don't know this; hence, they are highly confused ans greatly stressed by such matters as recruiting
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the only thing that matters is winning the games and winning with class and integrity; that is the end product all fans care about
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since this result is already revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE at the beginning of each season, people should quit worrying about other things and focus only on THE KNOWLEDGE's revelations
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and bask in glory as ever
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THE KNOWLEDGE has soared all season long and basked in glory as every single "prediction" save one came true. it is now time for some of the followers of THE KNOWLEDGE to have their moment in the sun

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as the end of year approaches, THE KNOWLEDGE would like to celebrate the holidays by awarding the TOP FRIEND award and the winner of THE QUESTION posed at the beginning of the season

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The inaugural TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE is

Jim Harbaugh Scramble

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mighty congratulations to JHS, who shall henceforth be referred to as THE TOP FRIEND on these very pages.

he has achieved the highest honor and greatest accolade awarded on this blog

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the winner of the QUESTION (# bowl game suspensions for the Columbus Cheaters) is Trebor

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congratulations to this person as well

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unfortunately, the award of CO-SOARER of THE KNOWLEDGE is not claimed this year, as no one correctly guessed the MNC game participants

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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soon make a posting on the review of the Sugar Bowl game (pointer: Michigan will win). In the new year, the first part of THE PROFILE will be revealed, followed by a look into Michigan's future - 2012 and beyond

Basking in Glory (BiG)
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As usual, THE KNOWLEDGE has been basking in glory with yet another accurate revelation of a future event. This time Michigan fans have joined THE KNOWLEDGE in basking in glory after vanquishing the cheating crooks from Columbus
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As a side note at this point, you may note that the Big Ten conference stole its logo from THE KNOWLEDGE. THE KNOWLEDGE has always used the BiG short form for Basking in Glory, for several years now. The conference simply copied this and substitued a "1" for the "i" and used it as their logo. THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, knew this would happen, and doesn't mind this imitation
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed, way before Tressel was exposed (to the rest of the world) for the fraud that he is, that Urban Meyer will be coaching osu in 2012
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a Michigan victory over ND (especially when ND went up 24-7), over NW (when they led), over osu (when they were up 7-0 and 24-23) and so forth
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a BCS bowl for this year's Michigan squad
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where are these people now? trashed in the dust left behind as THE KNOWLEDGE has continued to soar
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THE KNOWLEDGE was off on a single game this year (Iowa) due to the referee-induced quirk in the spatio-temporal continuum as noted earlier; but these events are extremely infrequent, so THE KNOWLEDGE basks in glory practically every time
(the referees also tried to alter the future by incorrectly overturning Toussaint's TD against osu; however, the future was put back in track when a corrective measure ensured the osu QB overthrew an open receiver on a potential long touchdown)

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hence, the number of people that still continue to not believe THE KNOWLEDGE has reduced significantly, but still...
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there are some that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE's other revelations:

Hoke will win the National Championship and go on to coach in the NFL (to provide other teams a chance to compete with Michigan)

Dan Mullen will, at that point, be appointed as the Michigan head coach

Thence will ensue another "ten-year war" between Mullen and Meyer

Unfortunately, the "10" year war will be cut short by Meyer being deposed after going 0-6 against Michigan, including a two-loss-to-Michigan season

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there are still some people that are naive enough to believe Meyer will run a clean program at osu. it has become clear to common folk that osu is a rogue program. THE KNOWLEDGE confirms that the future of osu is no different - they will continue run a rules-breaking, dirtu program under the corrupt Urban Meyer
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nevertheless, it has been more than 730 days since osu beat Michigan, and that will continue for a few thousand more days
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the situation in Columbus will become desperate enough that they start paying athletes more than other shools (paying student-athletes a fixed stipend will be the NCAA rule by then) in violation of NCAA rules and will get no more than wrist slaps from the NCAA keen on not losing its osu revenue
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all of this won't matter to Michigan, who will continue to win the right way
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those that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE, be prepared as usual to be left in a trail of dust
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for those that have been busy worrying about Michigan's chances of going to a BCS bowl game, quit analyzing various possibilites and just follow THE KNOWLEDGE
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE shall be worry-free
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Preview of upcoming posts by THE KNOWLEDGE:

Announcement of the TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE award - the most exciting thing ever on these very pages

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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE did not appear last week because THE KNOWLEDGE was personally present in Michigan Stadium to see Michigan destroy Nebraska. THE KNOWLEDGE adopts the same policy as TV folks who do not pick games they will be present at and calling
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and, no, that does not mean THE KNOWLEDGE is Lloyd Carr. Michigan's record in the presence of THE KNOWLEDGE in 19-0. This is obvious because THE KNOWLEDGE does not go to games that Michigan loses
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On the note of identity, many people here have posited over the years that "Brian Cook" is the alter ago of THE KNOWLEDGE. These people don't understand THE KNOWLEDGE
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THE KNOWLEDGE is the greatest writer on these very pages, and specializes in things no one else can even fathom
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THE KNOWLEDGE had initially called a 12-2 season record for Michigan. In that scenario, Michigan wins against Iowa and wins the BTCG and loses to Oregon in overtime in the Rose Bowl
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that was the correct way for the season to play out, until the referees intervened in the Iowa game and changed the spatio-temporal continuum. These kinds of events happen extremely infrequently, and that is why THE KNOWLEDGE is wrong on some extremely rare occasions
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THE KNOWLEDGE has already owned up to this unexpected error, and called quits to the season that is being announced in this post
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of course, everyone wants to know what the final record will be in this referee-altered reality
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obviously, everyone knows by now that Michigan will handily beat the Buckeyes this week. Hence, the final regular season edition of THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE is for you to guess the right score with these pointers:
Michigan will win
OSU will lose
OSU's offense will break out a couple of big plays, but will be held in check for the remainder of the game
Michigan's offense is not as prolific as it was against Nebraska
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at the end of the season, the POTWs and the TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE will be announced
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Michigan's final record is 11-2 with a BCS bowl game win
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some may even call this a better scenario than the unaltered version where M wins the Big Ten but loses in the Rose Bowl. These people are actually correct
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Finally, on to the other issue regarding OSU. THE KNOWLEDGE clearly noted on these very pages - much before the world realized Tressel is a rogue and a cheater - that Urban Meyer will be coaching OSU in 2012. The people who laughed at that suggestion are now eating crow
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just as THE KNOWLEDGE soars again
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leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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PS: Some may want to go and read that post where THE KNOWLEDGE noted Meyer will be OSU's coach to understand what happens to the Michigan 2012 season
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