Patty’s Ponderings…Do You Know How to Tell a Joke?

Since childhood, my beloved nephew Anthony, has been infamous for being the worst joke teller on the planet. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a naturally funny guy- - hilarious, in fact, in unguarded and unplanned moments. But he can’t tell a joke to save his soul!

I came across an article that I thought might help. A sort of short, Cliff notes, version of ‘Telling a Joke 101’. I thought perhaps it may help Anthony and others similarly afflicted. So Bubbi, this is for you!

8 Rules for Telling a Joke

Know your joke before you open your mouth. Even when you’re adlibbing, you must have a clear idea of where you’re going

Know your audience. All jokes are not appropriate for all gatherings. (Like naughty donkey jokes at the Christmas dinner table, Bubba!)

Do not ask permission to tell a joke. Surprise is crucial. (In your case Bubba, forget this rule. Always ask! Especially if it’s one of your nano technology jokes that only Einstein or Stephen Hawking would get).

Don’t say how funny your joke is beforehand. (Then we’re even more disappointed.)

Provide ample set-up to the joke with all pertinent information included

There must be a punch line or strong conclusion (Something you never had when you were little and you’d wonder why you were the only one laughing!)

Avoid detours. Jokes work best in a straight line, as a rule.

Commit to the joke. Once you start, follow through to the end. (Unless it’s half-an-hour later and we’ve all left the room, then feel free to stop and join us wherever we might be!)