Dildo Maker, A Pencil Sharpener That Will Turn Any Object Into the Shape of a Dildo

Laughing Squid- Austria-based designer Francesco Morackini has created the Dildo Maker, a pencil sharpener-like device that will turn any object into the shape of a penis. Morackini suggests an “almost limitless choice” of objects to shape like popsicles, vegetables, candles, or even a stick of butter, but cautions that any soft object should be frozen before shaping it with the Dildo Maker.