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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup, I’m Stas Davidov.
For a whole week now EURO2012 soccer championship is taking place.
Too bad I don’t care.
Coz there’s this! A guy hit a house!
Oh sorry, forgot to mention – judging by the quality camera works on Vista [or on a ham sandwich]
[Windows Vista, camera edition]
Oh sorry, you dropped your house [house gained + 2 armor]
Probably a woman in the kitchen couldn’t handle the house.
Milk came running, kept her from watching the road.
Why are you late?
I got hit by a house.
No-no, that time when i was tripped by Jesus, it was a lie.
Now it’s true. Also when you were kidnapped and raped by aliens, it wasn’t me as well.
Also you might also pay attention to what the CO in the car says .
They’re missing one passenger. This one.
– This house came of from here? – Of course. – Why didn’t they strap it in?
– And the car hit it right? – Of course.
And the dude over there is at fault, yes?
Of course he is.
He hit a house, meaning he is trespassing and he should be jailed [you could shoot his for that in Texas)]
No really, if i hit her with a slipper on the head, she’d ask.
Did you hit me on the head with a slipper? [yes, and i wanna do it again]
So here’s the moral.
Dear drivers, don’t forget to buckle your houses.

[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
And this is Horosho!
The second vid was sent by shoeiedibistl.
Looking at a name, we prolly will hear a bass over of Nirvana’s “About a Girl”.
Well, bass cover is when Japanese school girls are playing bass with the song in the background.
And this guy also tries to be a Japanese school girl.
Wait, it’s “Polly” and not “About a Girl”.
What he’s trying to do, fool a subtle fan of dead musicians?
Hey, it’s like mixing up Lada and a bucket of bolts [you can only tell with a microscope :P]
Ok, maybe he typo-ed, at least he’s playing nice.
[here it comes]
[here it is! 4,2…]
[awfcukdis]
Ok, something went wrong. It happens. Let’s try again.
[beginner artist]
Acting like a real bassist, noone would even notice on a live concert.
[main thing – move with style]
Oh wait, i made this joke for music lovers…
Is this a cover of John Cage’s “4’33”?
Oh no, he effed up even there.
Well, this is basically the whole vid [and 7 years of life of Krist Novoselic]
2 minutes of Nirvana with the silence of the bass.
What? Who doesn’t like Nirvana?
I’ll wear sandales on top of socks and point em at the camera!
Don’t you know that Kurt Cobain is like Justin Bieber of grunge? [let the comment wars begin]

[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
And this is Horosho!
What? Can’t clean this off? Lemme help.
And the last vid is sent by Abrupt.
Been a long time since we had kitties. Alive.
Plus the vid itself is quite popular – 150.0000 views
And the kitty is… sleeping. Yup, sleeping [not eternally]
[HE’S EATING HIS FACE]
Why should you wake someone who sleeps this deep?
And prolly trying to wake up just to say something like mewmewmewmewmew [oh, you’re sleeping? ok, sleep…]
And don’t worry, he’s not dead so propellers and sky are a long way from here.
[not ready for launch]
Prolly this is the world’s slowest monorail cat.
Cat-ain’t-gonna-wake-me. It’s like Boris-ain’t-gonna-hit-me, only cat and wake.
Should’ve hit him with a slipper – he’d wake up for sure. I know I do.
[karma]
When I was living in the dorms we also pranked one guy.
And put some cream on his face when he was asleep [ah the student life ^_^]
And then he was eaten. Those were harsh times [oh the blocade ^_^]

[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
And this is Horosho!
And the question was sent to us by Tigrik94. Tigrik94, to get your T-shirt please check your YouTube inbox.
How can I survive the nyancat?
How can I survive the nyancat?