August 10th 2001
No. 1,044

deuce: I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS
deuce: AND SOME WORSE NEWS
deuce: THE BAD NEWS IS YOU ONLY HAVE SIX WEEKS TO LIVE
pants: OH NO
pants: WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT ???
deuce: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU SINCE LAST MONDAY
deuce: HOLY GOD SQUIRTY DIARRHEA