Unlike the sectarian, polarizing Stephen Harper, the onion ring is a unifying figure. By design the onion ring can encompass all Canadians from coast to coast to coast. To heal our great nation, we must somehow urge the onion ring to run for public office :)

Yeah, but the onion ring is pretty much void of any nutritional value whatsoever. In a sense the onion ring personifies what Fatboy Harper is all about. I would have preferred to be lead by a nice falafel wrap with a side of pita and hummus :)

I thought I saw Stephen Harper's Facebook page link on the onion ring comments list shortly before they passed their goal. Is someone more knowledgeable about Facebook able to find out if his facebook page has friended the onion ring one or vice versa?

Too bad you weren't made of the "right" stuff. The ethics and morality supression training comes in handy for career changes later in life, whether it be for flogging salad shooters on The Home Shopping Network or for gaining an upper hand when negotiating with one's cell mate.

You also missed a golden opportunity to get on the list of who was who when the history of The Endarkenment is written.