Kristen Bell in a bikini

Here’s Kristen Bell vacationing in Hawaii with Dax Sheppard who I basically cropped out of every single shot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Does Jesus write this blog? And the answer is, no, he doesn’t. I’m just his son who moonlights as a sexual ninja. No, really, ask my exes. They never knew if I was making love to them or already across the room to cry in the shower. I’m that good.

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I would fuck the hell out of Kristen Bell. I could care less how bad these photos portray her. I would put it in her butt and hope the anal leakage would seap into her vagina and produce offspring… I can’t think of a more awesome way to conceive a child than anal leakage with Kristen Bell.

I would fuck the hell out of Kristen Bell. I could care less how bad these photos portray her. I would put it in her butt and hope the anal leakage would seap into her vagina and produce offspring… I can’t think of a more awesome way to conceive a child than anal leakage with Kristen Bell.

Who the fuck goes to the beach to read and play Fucking Scrabble??? I mean he’s reading Manhunter… If you haven’t read that book yet, you might as well go back to the 80’s and start all over again. But I do have to say, when she put on those librarian glasses I had to pause…… for station identification.