Olivia Wilde just welcomed her first child, a little boy named Otis, a couple of months ago. Now she’s back in the spotlight and she’s brought Otis with her, posing in couture as she breastfeeds the baby in the new issue of Glamour. Pics and more info behind the cut!

Here’s what she told the magazine about the above photo: “Being shot with Otis is so perfect because any portrait of me right now isn’t complete without my identity as a mother being a part of that. Breastfeeding is the most natural thing. I don’t know, now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast.”

This is a classy and lovely picture, and good for her for feeling comfortable enough to do it.

Olivia Wilde has been feeling like a goddess throughout her pregnancy and seems to have had a somewhat easy time of it, so she’s probably a little bummed that she’s now fetus-free and her son has been born!

Olivia and Jason Sudeikis welcomed little Otis Alexander on Wednesday, and as you do, she immediately hopped on Twitter to announce it and share a snapshot.

The Drinking Buddies actress, who is due early May, revealed to the magazine: “I just thought, oh I’m going to hide this forever. But I ended up getting kind of excited to show the bump, as a badge of pride, like, ‘I’m a woman! Look at me making a human! I am a goddess!’”

Wilde, who dons a white sweater with no signs of her prideful bump on the mag cover, went on to discuss another perk of her changing body. “I’m like, double D, hello!” she said of her growing assets, “I’ve never been in this section of the bra store! I’ve been flat-chested my whole life, so it’s a wonderful new world.”

Wilde also admitted pregnancy has made her feel closer to other women. “Pregnancy brings you into this sort of commune—you feel connected to women in a way that you never have,” she explains. Not to mention her connection to her baby: “He’s moving around in there and no one else can tell—it’s a little secret friendship,” she gushes.

LOL at her loving bigger boobs. Believe me, that gets old fast, Olivia. In all seriousness, these quotes probably would have been slightly annoying coming from anyone else, but this is sorta cute.

WOW THIS IS GHASTLY. Julia Roberts, what were you thinking? This looks like a bunch of doilies haphazardly thrown together for a costume for Jessa on Girls. This is so bad.

Kate Hudson. The cape emphasizes her bony frame, which I don’t think is a good thing. Overall, it’s a lovely gown, but I feel like I’ve seen this before.

Here’s Kerry Washington, also sporting a dark lip. It works better on her. And I like her choice of gown. Lately, Ms. Washington’s been a little too wacky for me, but I think this is a great look. Sleek, chic, comfortable. Sorry that last one didn’t rhyme.

Kristen Bell. This dress doesn’t photograph very well. In motion it was stunning; frozen (SEE WHAT I DID THERE), it looks like soggy and wilting toilet paper. What? It does.

Usually Kristen Chenoweth dons a tacky-ass gigantic ballgown, so I appreciate she went a different way this time, even if the patterns make my head hurt. But I like the Metropolislook. Not love, mind you, but like.

And look who wore something similar to Ms. Chenoweth: it’s Ms. Lady Gaga, of all people! Hate the hair, love the dress, unsure of the shawl.

Lupita Nyong’o nails it again, though I think she played it a little too safe. She usually goes a lot bolder with her choices. This is gorgeous, but again, a little on the safe side. Though in motion, I liked the color of the gown a lot better — here, it looks way too pale.

Oh, Meryl. You knew how to dress for about 2 years (1977-1979). Since then, you’ve been struggling. But you don’t care, so we don’t either. Great deal.

Naomi Watts looked unrecognizable to me. I think it’s the hair. I like it. I like the necklace. Dress is, meh. WHY IS EVERYONE SO FANTASTICALLY MEH???

Olivia Wilde is playing it super safe but she’s also super pregnant so she gets my super pass. ITALICS!

This gown detail on Portia de Rossi is so gorgeous but girl, that HAIR, WHAT IS THAT 1990′S HAIR ABOUT??? Hate. :(

Sandra Bullock looks stunning and yet somehow boring. This is quite subdued for a McQueen gown. I love it, despite its meh quality.

Viola Davis. Love the color, hate the cut.

Overall, I thought no one did terribly, aside from Portia de Rossi’s hair. I just thought everyone was a little too boring.

The Golden Globes happened last night and man, what a trainwreck! People were drunk and cursing all over the place. And Clooney wasn’t even there.

But you know what was there? The best, worst, and most WTF celebrity fashion had to offer. Let’s take a look through all these GG outfits and pick out which ones were deserving of BEST, WORST, and WTF.

Amber Heard‘s waist is TINIER THAN HER HEAD. That’s all I see when I look at this dress. Here’s a fun shot:

Good times with Amber. Let’s move on to…

…Amy Adams! At quite possibly her skinniest. Love the colors here and the deep V-cut.

Aubrey Plaza. For once, I don’t completely hate what she’s wearing, though I hate how matchy-matchy the shoes are. I feel like she always dresses like she’s 13. So, this really isn’t too terrible for her, compared to some of the fashion crimes she’s previously committed.

This is Caitlin Fitzgerald from the show Masters of Sex. I adore her. She’s like a modern-day Grace Kelly.

Cate Blanchett. I usually think she gets it dead-on, but I think she missed it with this one. Not by a lot, just by a little. The sleeves are just…I mean, she looks fantastic but I think she missed her usual mark.

Drew Barrymore, looking pregnant and happy. Drew also tends to dress like she’s 13, but I’ll allow it this time.

I LOVE Elisabeth Moss‘sdress, but girl, that hair…I love everything, I love the earrings, I really love everything but the hair just pretty much ruins it. It’s just so limp, and…girl.

Here’s boyfriend-beater Emma Roberts. Don’t love that we’re just giving her a pass for being violent and hitting her boyfriend, but okay, I guess that’s what we’re doing. Admittedly, I like her dress a lot. Just wish it was on someone else.

Here’s Emma Thompson wearing something terrible but how distracted are we by the EVEN MORE terrible purple dress behind her??? Who is that woman?

Last Emma, Emma Watson. Love this color on her but the whole thing is a little plain and old for someone so young and hot. And I mean hot as in, “she’s so hot right now” not “Emma Watson is so hot and I want to do her.” Just making that distinction.

Sorry, but I hate everything about Jennifer Lawrence‘s look. Well, not everything. I like her nail polish and her bracelets. I think the dress is over-the-top (as usual for her) and the hair is just bad. She looked a million times better in American Hustle, and in that film, they were trying to make her look tacky.

Jessica Chastain pulled an Elisabeth Moss — this outfit would be perfect except for the hair. The hair is just awful. It looks heavy with product, like she’s in the middle of dying it. And it sucks because the dress and necklace are so perfect.

Julia Roberts wearing a dress with a sparkly belt over a work shirt? I have no idea what the hell this is.

Kate Mara. It took me a minute to recognize her. I think this whole look ages her.

Kerry Washington is also pregnant, so she also gets a pass. It’s not that this is terrible, it’s just so meh.

Here’s Kristen Connolly from House of Cards. I loved her EMMY’s dress but this doesn’t do it for me, though I love the color. It could also be the odd way she’s posed.

Lena Dunham. I feel like I’m repeating myself here, because once again, I love the color of someone’s dress, just not the cut/fit. I don’t think a mermaid style gown is the right look for her. But I love her makeup and she looks confident, so good for her. With each awards show, she gets better and better with her fashion choices. She’ll get there eventually. Like I’m sure she cares.

Leslie Mann. Why do I hate Leslie Mann? I have no reason to. Someone want to offer ideas? Anyway, I really like this dress. Shoot me.

I love Lizzy Caplan. This kind of hurts my head looking at it. I like the idea I just can’t stare at this too long. You know? She looks beautiful regardless.

Margot Robbie. Why have her red carpet looks been so WTF or meh lately? Did she use up all the good dresses? Like this is fine on her and she’s got a great bod, but it’s so meh and what’s with the lopsided stitching detail around the sleeves? And the super-severe hair? I don’t get it.

Martin Scorsese looks utterly charming, even though his pants are way too long and his bow tie is way too small and overall, this is a very formal suit for this occasion. But, come on, he’s adorable.

Matthew McConaughey with his stunning wife Camila Alves. I love her dress. I love that he tried to do something a little different. Once AGAIN, I love the forest green color, but it just doesn’t work with the muted charcoal pants.

So speaking of guys in non-traditional looks, here’s Mike Tyson. And you know what? I think he looks great. Yup. I ain’t even sorry.

Olivia Wilde taking a different pregnancy dress approach by showing off her bump in all its “that’s how I look after I eat burritos” glory. She looks fantastic.

Sandra Bullock. Do I like this? I’m not sure. Part of me really does and then part of me thinks it looks like a cheap dress you’d get from one of those online rockabilly/retro-inspired clothing stores. She looks bangin’ in it, though.

Sofia Vergara. Okay, what he hell is this? She looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

Hosts Tina Feyand Amy Poehler in one of their many gowns of the evening. I thought Tina looked amazing the whole night. Love this print, it’s so fun. Amy also looks great. Last night was a good night for them in so many ways. Girlpower! And all that.

Usher. I think he wins best guys’ look for me. This fits him so well and it’s a great color. I’m trying not to be bothered by that pin. But yeah, I really like this.

Zooey Deschanel. She looks so different even with the slightest change to her bangs. I love this look. It’s so retro. And I love that her shoes match her top. When it’s quirky and fun, matchy-matchy can be good.

Welcome again to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week in which we point out who looked great, bad, and most WTF. Last week Amanda Seyfried won my pick for best dressed. Who will get it this week? Did Christina Applegate do something to her lips/face or is it just unfortunate makeup? And how many wacky outfits did we post of Gaga‘s?

Remember to have your picks ready at the end for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF outfits/looks.

Here’s Dita Von Teese‘s full outfit from the above pic. I’m sorry, but I’m falling for it all: she’s flawless, Elizabeth Taylor perfection. I DON’T CARE. I DIDN’T WANT TO LOVE HER, IT JUST HAPPENED.

And here’s Uma Thurman from the same Zac Posen event, looking goddamn terrific.

Blake Lively, amping up the drama. I’m a sucker for old Hollywood glam.

Here’s Bonnie McKee in another WTF ensemble that she’s so good at putting together. But I’ll say in her defense, she’s about to go on stage and perform, it’s not like she was on her way to lunch at the Ivy or something. Still.

Here’s Christina Applegateat the Anchorman 2 premiere, and her lips looks SO WEIRD but I’m pretty sure it’s just bad makeup and not bad surgery, because in this next pic, she looks fine:

So weird. What do you think? Makeup or lip injections or some form of SOMETHING?

Demi Lovato. That blazer is so pointless. She would look so much better without it.

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Hilary Duff, just being normal, getting coffee. I like to throw in pictures of Hilary Duff every now and then because she makes me feel happy. I don’t know why. She just looks so cute and normal.

Judy Greer. So, I love the playfulness of the top, but I think this whole thing is kind of an unfortunate mess. I liked it until I kept scrolling down.

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde are having a baby, y’all. This will be their first child. And this will be Jason Sudeikis’ “first” child. Why the sarcastic quotation marks? Oh, probably because he had a kid with January Jones. She’s still not saying who the dad is, but it’s obviously Mr. Sudeikis. My source? I have eyes.

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis got engaged last Christmas, but if you’re wondering why you haven’t heard the sound of wedding bells, it’s because there aren’t any planned in the near future. That’s right: they’re another one of those “I’m in no hurry to get married” engaged couples. Why people who don’t feel like getting married don’t just… you know, not bother to get engaged or pretend marriage means anything to them is beyond me, but I suppose one has to keep up appearances.

AP: You are super busy. When in the world do you have time to plan a wedding?

Wilde: I’ll just tell them we are getting married in Uganda. That sounds too likely. That’s something I would do. I would totally do it!

AP: Do you guys have a date planned yet?

Wilde: No, I think being engaged is really fun and I am in no rush. I think it’s really wonderful, I feel really lucky and happy. We’re both really blessed to be very busy right now, so as actors, that’s the dream — to be too busy to get married. That’s fantastic.

Here’s my question: stars are always talking about how they’re “enjoying being engaged”. How in the hell is that any different from, you know, any other day in your life as a couple? Do engaged people have a magical world they fly off to that the rest of the world isn’t invited to? It just seems so bizarre.

That being said, I don’t mind these two, so I’ll cut them some slack. You don’t need to get married to validate your relationship, girl. Live your life and be happy, ring or no ring.

Olivia Wilde is 29, which surprised me because I honestly thought she’s been in her early — mid 30′s for a while now, and that’s not me throwing shade at her or anything, because there’s nothing wrong with being in your 30′s. Even though she’s not 30 yet, she wrote a column for Glamour magazine on the do’s and dont’s of turning 30. It’s pretty good advice, but you may feel a little down about it if you’ve had plastic surgery. Here’s her full quote, from Glamour:

I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace? Did you melt hot wax on your face, or is that your skin? A better approach: Take care of yourself now that you’re old enough to know how. Drink water, sleep eight hours (I wish), and don’t go within 400 feet of a tanning booth or I’ll slap you. Hard.

So while she gives some great advice and has a point, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting a “new Barbie nose” if that’s what you want. Girl, not all of us look like you. Some of us, if we had the money and time, would love to get a new nose, or a little lipo, or inflated lips, or whatever the hell people are getting these days.

On this advice though, I think she nails it:

DON’T freak out about all the brilliant people who accomplished more than you by 30. Yes, Einstein had discovered the theory of relativity by your age, and Emily Brontë had written Wuthering fu*#ing Heights, but honestly, what you achieve is far less important than what kind of human being you are. What do you want people to say at your funeral: ‘Olivia may have cured HIV, but she ran over my cat and drove away laughing’? No, thanks! I’d rather be a good person who makes people happy than a dick who wins a Nobel by 32.

]]>http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2013/08/04/best-and-worst-celebrity-looks-of-the-week-2/feed/4Ladies And Gentlemen: Celebrities In Bikinishttp://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2013/06/04/ladies-and-gentlemen-celebrities-in-bikinis/
http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2013/06/04/ladies-and-gentlemen-celebrities-in-bikinis/#commentsTue, 04 Jun 2013 23:30:07 +0000http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/?p=133494Bikini season is upon us. ‘Tis the time of year where we get to see “BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013″ splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of “HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!” So let’s get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn’t and let’s cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly.

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That moment when you’re like, damn, Olivia Wilde and I have almost the exact same bikini, time to destroy mine. Here she is with Jason Sudeikis, who is totally not the father of this kid.

Anyhoo, the word on the street (or in The New York Post) is that the pair will be tying the knot next spring in New York.

Olivia Wilde will marry “SNL” star Jason Sudeikis next spring in upstate New York, and she’s chosen Monique Lhuillier to design her bridesmaids’ dresses. The “Tron” actress dished a few details about her wedding to guests at a Monday bash at The General to celebrate her April Marie Claire cover. She added that the long engagement bucks her family’s usual trend of getting hitched months after a proposal. Also at the dinner were Kristen Wiig, Norah O’Donnell and Ari Graynor.

Wow, I feel like I know SO MUCH MORE about this wedding – like that it may happen sometime in the first quarter of 2014 and that it’ll be somewhere in the state of New York. Why is this a story? I’m more interested in the fact that Olivia hangs out with Kristen Wiig, who we all know is the coolest. Ah, whatever. Good luck to the happy couple or whatever it is you’re supposed to say here.