Spy Guy Pers

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Background

This eccentric artist/actor grew up in Mittens and lives there today. He is also paranoid, and a bit of a pessimist. He usually gets in trouble for his "Get rich quick schemes". His latest was buying 7 pizza parlors, but they failed miserably. He also has an alter ego that he calls "Captain Jack Penguin".

Involvement

Spy Guy Pers has made much of the paintings around CP.

Trivia

Although he is a successful artist he usually only has 500 coins.

Spy Guy Pers has ADHD or Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.

Spy Guy Pers is extremely self-centered, although he is kind (unlike Mabel)

He is a skeptic

Pers is short for person

People often call him "Spy Guy Purse". He thinks that is very annoying

He is highly intelligent, but not a dork

He is incredibly flexible and agile, but stinks at sports

He seems to be fond of Plate Tectonics

His IQ is 238 (we are taking his word for it)

He suffers from extreme arachniphobia

He is funding a trip to study humans (he is building a human-shaped robot, he got the anatomy from The Sapie Brothers)

Igloo

Spy Guy Pers' current igloo is the 2 storied igloo, but he has a secret compartment under his couch leading to his secret underground mansion that has another secret compartment that goes to every room in Club Penguin and to United States of Antarctica.

Quotes

(At his old job at the coffee shop) "Can I have a raise?"

(In dangerous situations) "I'm going to die!"

(Random catchphrase) "Great Gondwanaland!"

(Other catchprase) "You have got to be kidding me/you're kidding me."

(Opening a play) "...and he lead part will be played by yours truly, the magnifisant, the intelegent, the really awesome, the.. hey why is everybody leaving the theater?

Mishaps

Many, many unfortunate (although hilarious) things have happened to Spy Guy. Luckily, they were caught on tape. Here are the manuscrits:

Interviewing Penguin: Well, there seems to be a problem with your aplication.

Spy Guy Pers: And what would that be?

Interviewing Penguin: It seems you did not write anything on this apliation. No, you drew multiple pictures of yourself on them. In crayon.

Spy Guy Pers: Yes, well you see, uhh.. I am applying for art teacher and drama teacher. I have a seprate aplication for that, where I drew costume designs for an upcoming sitcom I am in.

Interviewing Penguin: Sir, we need you to answer these questions to work here.

Spy Guy Pers: Can't you make an exception?

Interviewing Penguin: No.

Spy Guy Pers: But-

Interviewing Penguin: The interview is over.

Spy Guy Pers: Did I get the job?

Interviewing Penguin: No. Please leave.

Puffles

Spy Puff

Spy Puff is Spy Guy's first puffle. He is clumsy and goofy, and often causes trouble. He comes on most of Spy's missions. He is green.

da Vinci

Spy Guy's second puffle. He helps with Spy Guy's paintings and sculptures. He is yellow.

Friends and Enemies

A list of Spy Guy Pers's friends and enemies.

Friends

2 of Spy Guy's friends are Anne Turner and Jarjarthin. Jarjarthin is incredibly hyper, and befriended Stamm, oblivious to the fact that he may be evil. Huma often yells at them. Anne Turner walldles around and seems to have nowhere to go. She is quiet and shy.

Enemies

One of Spy Guy's worst enemies is named Eray. He is an evil penguin who enjoys hacking, banning innocent penguins, and watering his rose garden. He has escaped from The Hot Snow 4,534 times. He has teamed up with Link and Herbert. He also occasionally pranks the Sapie Brothers. He has a cell phone that can hack from anywhere in the world.