Etsy Presents: BDSM Barbies from Russia

We love Etsy oddities here at What’s Trending. They are bananas and incredible! Today, we were pointed to some by Dangerous Minds — Russian made BDSM Barbies created by Esty artist known only as BDSMFan (apropos name) from Novosibirsk, Russia. Truly the Etsy store with everything for ironic arts dorks and wealthy perverts alike. Somewhere, I’m sure John Waters is choosing the right dolls as we speak.

The pictures from this Etsy store are moderately NSFW — they’re dirty, but also, they’re Barbie dolls. No genitals and whatnot, so watch at your own risk! But hey, if you’ve ever rubbed two Barbie dolls together to pretend they’re having sex, then this is the next step in your very specific journey to pretending dolls can have a sex life.