Gameday. Game 79. Canadiens vs Penguins.

Fresh off an overtime victory against the boring ass Devils, the Penguins (44-28-6) take on the lowly Montreal Canadiens (28-37-12) for the final time this season tonight. Should the Bruins defeat the Panthers in regulation today, and the Penguins win tonight, a spot in the 2018 Stanley Cup Playoffs will be clinched. Aside from that theres really not much else to say.

GIF courtesy of DK Pittsburgh Sports.

^^^This gif here is what happens when you poke the bear. Shoutout to assclown Travis Zajac for buttending Sid off a faceoff late in the game on Thursday only to motivate him even more to score the winner.

Sidney Crosby > You

Sidney Crosby >>>> The lousy Pittsburgh Pirates.

Derick Brassard could play tonight, he could not. He's listed as day-to-day.

Sidney Crosby is pretty good at the sport.

This is the only time this season that the Pirates will have a winning record.