Lego_Addict:FTA:"Our girls are classy, our girls are smart, our girls do a great job and represent us very well and I'm proud of what we have and if it makes my business a little sexier than it makes our business a little sexier you know," LeVine explained.

LeVine is such a perfect name for a creep/douche.

He is. He is a crappy DJ and one of these guys that is/was a total bullshiatter. He used to tell everyone about how he was doing mixtapes for MtV, etc. He got lucky and hooked in with a Scottsdale promoter crew in the late 90's and pretty much rode their tails for a long time.

Meh, the whole "article" was just a way to incorporate an advertorial with a bunch of girls in bikinis from summer on a very slow news day. By now, everyone's desperately trying to remember what skin looks like, so this will get far more hits than it deserves even outside Fark.

ecmoRandomNumbers:Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."

Yup. I have seen my fair share of BMW M5s and Audi S4s going in and out mid-level apartment complexes in Scottsdale with 20-something drivers behind the wheel. It is all about image, and it is farking sad.

Also, half of those girls are barely even average for old town Scottsdale. Maybe they're trying to keep it somewhat real, maybe they did a crap job of hiring women. This is newsworthy how?

"If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do, I think sometimes I'll have people that will say oh you're with Scottsdale 16 and they'll recognize ourgroup of girls especially at the Mint, for example, when you walk in there's a table of six beautiful girls and a lot of times people will say, oh that must be Scottsdale 16," Qiel explained.

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick:Years ago I went to an aviation trade show in Mexico (yes, I know) and there were several sets of booth girls that would absolutely blow the doors off of any of this Scottsdale 16 clique.

They were mindblowing. It would be no contest...mega caliente. Too bad I don't speak much Spanish.

yes but your friends Franklin, Grant, and Jackson make it pretty easy to bridge the language barrier...just show off your roll then throw a billion little hat tricks up in em.

Not to get all sharp knees, but those girls need to find a good protein supplement and work out their core a little. A few pounds of lean muscle would make them look like healthy women with some energy and vitality, instead of starving invalids.

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"I need enough blow to kill a donkey and a midget... and a bodybag big enough for a donkey and a midget. I've heard you limo guys know how to party."

Dear Jerk:"If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do, I think sometimes I'll have people that will say oh you're with Scottsdale 16 and they'll recognize ourgroup of girls especially at the Mint, for example, when you walk in there's a table of six beautiful girls and a lot of times people will say, oh that must be Scottsdale 16," Qiel explained.

don't want to live on this planet anymore.jpgnope.gif

/Qiel at the end of THAT sentence was like punctuation. No, I'm not having a stroke, that's the best I can do.//hopefully you don't want them to speak to anyone at your party.