Bliar you caant! Put yer trousers on son, youre nicked. And you! (pointing to WMF) - make us a cuppa tea.

When the Bliars seem relieved that they are only being arrested for their acts of treason, laugh and say "only joking" before shooting out their knees, taking them out into Downing Street and feeding them into an industrial woodchipper in front of the world's press.

I rather suspect that the Lord Levy has been primed to "take one for the team". Our Glorious Leader might do well to read the Profumo boy's book that was serialised on R4 last week. However if he has acted as he has, for so long, it seems rather naive to expect him to have a Damscene conversion en route to the Labour Party Conference.

He is on wind-down now, so standing ovations are brilliant, "see how much they love me!" Negative things are "well, I'm nearly finished here, at least they still love me!"

He lives in a coccoon of fluff and puff, where real world things don't actually touch him. Crocodile tears for starving Africans et cetera but no real care for this country ("oh but i've given my life to serving it...yeah right Tone) or its people ("I know what is best for them, they can't possibly understand but I do..")