Friday, May 23, 2008

Lesbians love me

they always have. not exactly sure why. somehow, this fact came up during class yesterday. again, not exactly sure why. anyhow, in response to learning this fact, female student shakes her head and says, "You know, that really doesn't surprise me, Kerry."

which I might have found somehow, I dunno, offensive? (I'm fairly straight), incriminating? (I work at BYU), or something else.

You are beautiful, sweetheart. Being mormon, I realize you have been surrounded by equally beautiful people your entire life and so miss this essential characteristic of your nature. I'm guessing here, with just a few clues, that you are also painfully sweet, and accept your lesbian students/friends as they are. What the H - e - double chopsticks do you expect?