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Hump Day Hottie: Tom Brady

I give. Uncle. I’m finally caving in and doing an HDH on Dreamboat, ok? I still haven’t forgotten how our nice happy Tony Romo post turned into some kind of battle royale, with legions of Dreamboatettes turning out to hate on my QB1. But I also recognize this ode to Mr. McScores-a-lot is long overdue, what with him and the Patriots wiping the floor with the rest of the NFL like they’re a dirty old mop.

So Tom Brady gets his HDH. Just don’t expect me to like it. Even if he is awfully dashing. Yeah, I said it – dashing. Debonair, even. It’s that chiseled jaw and perfect scruff, a lethal combination… even on a guy in a Patriots uniform. Even on a Michigan Wolverine.

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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

Golly he looks like a young Larry Hagman in most of those pix (watched the 1966 flick “The Group” over the weekend – Hagman plays a drunken philanderer who calls a gorgeously young Candy Bergen a lesbo – classic).

The goat picture is hilarious. It looks like something you would see on the cover of gay porn. not that I would know or anything.

What’s up with his suit from the Eagles postgame conference? It doesn’t look like it fits him well at all, too baggy and not fitted, and the quality look somewhat questionable. I find that hard to believe given Gisele but maybe she was off busy with the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. There’s a bit much black going on there too. I like his beanie and it appears to be pretty nice, but something about the way he’s wearing it seems off. Too much forehead? I dunno.

Oh, I really dug his hat in the press conference. His face is amazing and it showed him off. This man has amazing bone structure. Saw him in person at training camp and pics do not do him justice. He is really handsome. Almost embarrassingly handsome!

I am not a football fan, not really anyways, yet I have watched some portion of every Patriots game this season just for those moments when the offense leaves the field and Tom takes off his helmet, or when hes on the field and licks his hands.
Playing football at a ridiculously high level + ridiculously hot Tom Brady = bandwagon Patriots fan.
God forbid he ever get ugly, I may never watch football again.

Thank you! He said his teammates gave him a bunch of shit about the goat picture…good for them! His face in it is funny, like he knew it was really bad. All of the dogs look really happy. It’s weird. And the bed one…really, really hot…but why did they make him hold a football?!?!

He is super hot, but looks the best either 1) during practice or games and 2) during post-game conferences or interviews…not in cheesy styled photos. And the Trivia Club? I bet there were A TON of three sport athletes in that.

Where’s the love for those Working Class heroes, like Ben Roethlisberger or Derek Anderson? Tom Brady reminds me too much of Wayne Gretzky. Through all that greatness, you know if he took one really good hit, he’d be done for.