SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME SOMEWHAT OF AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF THE
FABULOUS JOKING DEED!!!! (IF NOT A COMPLETE PARODY OF ITSELF!) KEEP
IN MIND THAT THIS IS A PERSONAL AD---MEANT TO ATTRACT PEOPLE &
NOT REPEL THEM!---THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I WOULD NOT (wood-knot)
USE THIS SITE TO JOKE UPON, NOR IS THIS PROFILE *NOT* HUMOR-LADEN,
IN THE EXTREME SENSE OF THE WORD. NOTE---IT IS & WAS ALL
WRITTEN BY ONE AUTHOR, BUT M.P.D. (aka D.I.D.) IS CALLED INTO
QUESTION HERE. (SEE SYBIL!)---BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT A COMPLEX
PERSON! (ALTHOUGH I *THINK* THAT I MAY BE FROM MARS!!!!) [& SO
PLEASE PARDON MY ENGLISH----IT IS NOT YET PERFECT!] & YET I AM
A REAL PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF, WITHOUT TRYING TO
SEEM LIKE I AM TRYING TO SEEM AS IF THIS IS A PARODY. IT IS NOT!
THIS IS FULL-BLOWN ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, FOR WHICH I WISH THAT I
WOULD NOT BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST, NOR PREMATURELY JUDGED, FOR I
AM VERY SUCCESSFUL IN MOST ALL OF MY LEARNING-FIELDS...BUT I ALSO
MENTION THE JOKE-ISM....FOR MY ACTUAL AGE [MENTAL, EMOTIONAL &
PHYSICAL] SEEMS TO KEEP CHANGING & THUS A CERTAIN SIGNIFICANT
PORTION OF MY INTERESTS/LIKES/WHO I AM/ETC. KEEPS CHANGING AS WELL,
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE NORTHEAST CAN SEEM TO BE ABLE TO RELATE TO ME
(AT LEAST NOT SO FAR---I *MAY* NEED TO CONSIDER MOVING TO THE RURAL
PARTS OF SICILY OR PAKISTAN OR NORTHERN INDIA (OR NEW HAMPSHIRE) OR
EVEN MAYBE SOMEWHERE TROPICAL BUT CAUCASIAN (!!!!) IN MY SEARCH FOR
THAT PERFECT *OTHER HALF*....NO ONE SEEMS TO QUITE 'GET IT', EXCEPT
(PERHAPS) FOR MALOMFREY W. O'KEEFE, AND CERTAIN OTHER (FEW &
FAR-BETWEEN) SEEMINGLY VERY SMART BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY BACKWARDS
NON-FEMINIST FOREIGN TYPES WHO HAVE MANIC DEPRESSION (BUT ARE IN
DENIAL ABOUT IT) & WHO ARE IN THE MANIC (i.e. HAPPY/HIGH/UP)
PHASE OF THEIR BIPOLAR-NESS. SO---ACHTUNG ALL ROBIN HILL & WOOD
HILL (NOT TO BE CONFUSED W/ ROBIN *HOOD*---THAT'S ME, WHEN I FEEL
LIKE IT) TYPE FOREIGN GIRLS: IF YOU DON'T POSSESS A CLEAR
UNDERSTANDING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, PLEASE GO SANK. BENEATH A
FIELD OF POPPIES & BEANS. (THX) (& PLZ DON'T CONFUSE IT
WITH ROBIN HOOD, WHO I AM, AT TIMES.) ACTUALLY, I LOVE FOREIGN
BOOLAH ACCENTS, AND HAVE A GREAT IMMATURE AFFINITY FOR TEACHING
YOUNG WOMEN ENGLISH, AND HOW TO LOSE THEIR ANNOYING (EVEN IF CUTE)
FOOREIGN ACCENTS, WHICH MAKE THEM SOUND EITHER TOO LAZY (OR CRAZY)
TO LEARN ENGLISH, OR ELSE OVER-PUBBIFIED, AND (IF) SO, THEN THEY'RE
ALWAYS HUNG OVER AFTERWARDS (DRINKING ALCOHOL IS *NOT* AN
ATTRACTIVE TRAIT!) & THEN THEY CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON WHAT I'M
SAYING LONG ENOUGH FOR IT TO MATTER. IT'S ALL ALMOST PARADOXICAL,
BECAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRL WITH AN EXTREMELY SPOT-ON &
ACCUTE / SHARP / FAST WIT....WHICH USUALLY DEMANDS AN EXTREMELY
PERFECT UNDERSTANDING / COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE---IN ORDER
FOR US TO BE ABLE TO *SHARE WIT* & WITTICISMS [ESPECIALLY
ABSTRACT], AND IN ORDER FOR HER TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS HERSELF
ACCURATELY & CONCISELY (& QUICKLY)----YET ANOTHER PARADOX,
BECAUSE I *LOVE* (AT TIMES) FOREIGN ACCENTS & LOVE TEACHING
GIRLS TO SPEAK ENGLISH----AND YET I OFTEN CANNOT TELL IF WE'RE
INTELLECTUALLY MATCHED UNTIL SHE CAN SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH!!!!----IT
WOULD BE [I THINK] A *VERY GOOD* THING IF SHE WOULD HAVE A (VERY)
HIGH IQ (IF POSSIBLE)---TO MATCH MY 145-185 RANGE IQ---BUT---I HAVE
NO INTEREST IN NERD-TYPES, COMPUTER "GEEKS", NOR VIDEO GAMES OR
COMPUTER GAMES OR GAMING OF *ANY* KIND!!!! I'M ACTUALLY FAIRLY
AGAINST HIGH-TECH MOST OF THE TIME!!!! (EXCEPT WHEN IT PROVES
ITSELF USEFUL, SUCH AS IN HEATING & LIGHTING---AND THE COMPUTER
WHEN USED AS A GIANT WORLDWIDE ENCYCLOPEDIA-TYPE TOOL...(SO EVEN
DOING *THIS* IS OUT-OF-CHARACTER FOR ME!!!)...AND YET I SO LOVE THE
INNOCENCE (& OLD-FASHIONED-NESS)---IF IT'S REAL---THE
'VICTORIAN PEASANT-NESS WHICH OFTEN GOES ALONG WITH TRADITIONAL
CULTURE / RURAL / AGRICULTURAL SOCIETY / FARMER'S DAUGHTER
TYPES---AND THAT SEEMS TO GO AGAINST THE WHOLE "HIGH-IQ"
THING---IT'S ALMOST LIKE I FOR SOMEONE TO BE NATURALLY SMART, BUT
THEN SHE ONLY WENT TO SCHOOL UNTIL MAYBE AGE 15-16 (THE ABBA
SINGER, WHO IS MY FRIEND, DROPPED OUT AGE AGE-15!) AND/OR WAS JUST
HOME-SCHOOLED, AND/OR SHE WAS JUST NATURALLY SMART & SAW THE
HYPOCRISY (& OUTRIGHT PROGRAMMING) OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM
& SO SHE AVOIDED IT & BAILED OUT, BOTH TO RETAIN HER
INNOCENCE & PURITY (& NATURAL SANITY) IN-TACT *AND* TO HAVE
THE TIME TO MATURE AS 'NOT ONE OF THE PACK' & PURSUE LEARNING
ABOUT HER TRUE INTERESTS *ON HER OWN*, WHILE STILL BEFORE THE *AGE
OF CORRUPTION* (OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT HAPPENS TO GIRLS IN
HIGH-SCHOOL & COLLEGE!!!!).....OR (IF SHE WAS LUCKY & IF
THEY POSESSED THE KNOWLEDGE), MAYBE SHE WAS TAUGHT BY HER FATHER
& MOTHER, & EVEN HER GRANDPARENTS, ETC....WHY NOT MAKE USE
OF ALL OF THEIR KNOWLEDGE??? AND ESPECIALLY SINCE MOST PEOPLE KNEW
HOW TO GROW THEIR OWN FOOD (& DID SO!!!) & KNEW ABOUT
THINGS LIKE GROWING & STORING FOOD, SAVING SEEDS, SEWING
(CLOTHING, AFGHANS, RUGS, ETC) & MOST DEFINITELY
HOME-COOKING....NOT TO MENTION HER *NOT* MISSING THE CRUCIAL
LESSONS OF HOW TO BE A MOTHER & GOOD PARENT & HOME-MAKER
(FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM)....THE TEEN YEARS USED AS A PREPARATION
FOR MARRIAGE & FAMILY LIFE, AS OPPOSED TO BEING (MIS)USED AS AN
EXTENDED EXCUSE FOR *LEARNING HOW TO BECOME IMKMORAL* & LOSING
HER VIRGINITY & EVEN AS ONE BIG EXTENDED PARTY (CONTINUING THE
"TEEN" THING, & MISSING OUT ON ALL OF THE IMPORTANT
THINGS)---(& OFTEN WITH THE DAMAGE DONE NEVER BEING
FIXABLE)---WHILE SHE WAS STILL YOUNG ENOUGH & MALEABLE ENOUGH
TO JUST LEARN IT ALL NATURALLY---WIHOUT BECOMING YET ANOTHER
CASUALTY IN THE GOVT'S PRE-PLANNED PROGRAMMING PLAN! (THE SAME CAN
BE APPLIED TO WHAT TV SHE WATCHED, WHAT MOVIES SHE SAW, WHAT BOOKS
SHE READ, AND BASICALLY EVERY EXPERIENCE DURING THOSE CRUCIAL
YEARS, WHICH ARE USUALLY WARPED & DIABOLICALLY TURNED INTO AN
EXCUSE FOR AN EXTENDED & ENDLESS IMMORAL PARTY----SO YES, A
GIRL WHO REJECTED THE COLLEGE CONCEPT & EDUCATED HERSELF MIGHT
BE HIGHLY PREFERABLE, DESIRABLE & FAR MORE COMPATIBLE....HOW
MANY "INNOCENT CHILDLIKE-MINDSET" PEOPLE EMERGE FROM HIGH-SCHOOL,
LET ALONE FROM COLLEGE???? I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH A GIRL THESE
THINGS MYSELF, BUT WHERE DOES ON BEGIN? DO I NEED A TIME-MACHINE
SET ON THE 1800'S? OR AM I TOTALLY JUST LIVING IN 'THE WRONG
TIME'???? ONE HIGHLY-INTELLIGENT FRIEND SAID TO ME THAT ELECTRICITY
ITSELF *MAY* HAVE OPENED THE *FIRST* (EVIL) DEMONIC GATE (OF
SORTS), AND JUST *MAY* BE THE LIFE BLOOD OF LUCIFER/SATAN/ETC.....
I COULD READ & LEARN ABOUT CREATION-SCIENCE FOREVER & THE
(TRUE & FACTUAL) NOAH'S ARK STORY, AND THE *TRUE* HISTORY OF
THE EARTH & OUR TRUE PURPOSE....RIGHT DOWN TO THE FACT THAT I
CAN PROVE THAT EVOLUTION NEVER TOOK PLACE & EXPLAIN *WHY* A
PLANET WHICH USED TO BE POPULATED WITH [ANGELS?] & WHICH
ORBITED BETWEEN MARS & JUPITER (NAMED ASTER/RAHAB/ETC)
COMPLETELY EXPLODED, LEAVING US WITH THE ASTEROID BELT & THE
(MOSTLY) RUINED COSMIC MESS KNOWN AS OUR SOLAR SYSTEM...ALL THE
CRATERS...ALL THE RUINS...THE GOD VS. SATAN WAR (WHICH THEY BASED
"STAR WARS" ON) COULD FILL A 10,000 PAGE BOOK!!!!....BUT IT'S NEVER
TAUGHT OR MENTIONED IN SCHOOLS....WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT OR UNDERSTAND
OUR TRUE, SCIENTIFICALLY-PROVABLE ORIGINS!!!!....NONE OF THIS IS
TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS! (NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE WIND UP BORED OUT OF THEIR
MINDS ABOUT SCHOOL & EVENTUALLY SO MESSED UP & DRINKERS
& SMOKERS & ON
DRUGS/JADED/CYNICAL/ANTI-FAMILY/NON-VIRGINS/ETC!!!! BECAUSE *THEY*
(THE FOLKS WHO RUN AREA-51 & SIMILAR PLACES & BASES) DON'T
*WANT* PEOPLE TO KNOW THEIR TRUE PURPOSE & (POTENTIAL)
POWER!!!!...EVEN MORE GOOD REASON(S) FOR MY AMISH LEANINGS &
FOR HOME-SCHOOLING/THE GIRL BEING SELF-EDUCATED (& MOSTLY A
LONER) & FOR WHY I LOVE TO TEACH HER THESE THINGS
MYSELF!!!!....IT'S FAR BETTER THAN BEING CONTROLLED BY THE
ILLUMINATI, ROTHCHILDS & ALIEN INTELLIGENCE!!!!!....[OR THIS
*COULD* ALL BE A PARODY & JOKE!!!!]......(*SIGH*)....BUT IT
SEEMS THAT I CAN GET ALONG FAIRLY WELL WITH CERTAIN HIGH IQ (BUT
PROBABLY RURAL/TRADITIONAL/FAMILY-ORIENTED/PRE-FEMINIST/FARMER'S
DAUGHTER-TYPE) GIRLS [WHO ARE ALSO EITHER SICILIANS (OR
NON-SICILIANS---PERHAPS ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM RURAL US FARMING
AREAS OR RURAL MIDDLE-EASTERN OR CENTRAL/WESTERN ASIAN RURAL
FARMING AREAS---OR EVEN NORTHERN INDIA/PAKISTAN) JUST FINE, AS LONG
AS THEY ARE INNOCENT, TRADITIONAL (PRE-1900'S) & WITH VERY LONG
UNCUT & UNSTYLED & UNCOLORED HAIR...IN OTHER WORDS, NATURAL
GIRLS (NO BANGS, TATTOOS, FRENCH MANICURES OR PIERCINGS!!!!), AND
WHO ALSO HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR BEING OUTDOORS. I ACTUALLY ALSO LOVE
LOUD/STRONG & ESPECIALLY HIGH-PITCHED FEMALE VOICES (OR AT
LEAST MIDDLE-TO-HIGH-PITCHED)---THINK WOMEN FROM INDIA OR
PAKISTAN---LIKE THE BOLLYWOOD SINGERS---(i.e. THE OPPOSITE OF THE
"FRENCH"/ITALIAN/RUSSIAN TYPE VOICES)...AND IT'S FAIRLY IMPORTANT
FOR THEM TO NEVER HAVE SMOKED (INCLUDING NOW)---THE VOICE SHOULD BE
CLEAR & HIGH-PITCHED & SHE SHOULD BE WILLING TO SING WITH
ME & AND AT LEAST EITHER THINK THAT SHE CAN SING (I HAVE A
STUDIO PROJECT ON HOLD) OR AT LEAST NOT BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT HER
OWN SINGING VOICE...A SHY OLD-FASHIONED TRADITIONAL TYPE GIRL (EVEN
IF SMART & PROGRESSIVE-MINDED, AT LEAST IN THE INNOCENT HUMOR
DEPT---NOTICE THAT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR THE "USUAL" (IN THE N.E.
U.S. BOSTON/NY TYPE OF)
MAINSTREAM-ADULT-LIBERAL-OVER-EDUCATED-CYNICAL-JADED-STREETWISE/NON-INNOCENT/SWEARING/PROTO-ATHEIST/NON-CREATIONIST-MINDSET/URBAN
TYPE OF GIRL. I'M LOOKING INSTEAD FOR A YOUNG-MINDED NON-WORLDLY
GIRL WITH VERY LONG HAIR (& DEDICATED TO KEEPING IT LONG &
ALL-NATURAL & WHO LOVES HAVING HER HAIR BRUSHED/COMBED/PLAYED
WITH), WHO IS HOPEFULLY SMALL-FRAMED & PHYSICALLY FIT (NOT
MUSCULAR---JUST HEALTHY & ABLE TO *RUN* ALONG THE BEACH WITH
ME) & WITH A TEEN-SELF WHICH NEVER LEFT HER (SUCH AS WEARING
SOFTSOLE MINNETONKA MOCCASINS TO CVS WITHOUT SOCKS EVEN WHEN IT
JUST SNOWED!) & WHO IS VERY FEMININE, (WITHOUT BEING FEMINIST!)
& WITH A GREAT (NON-MAINSTREAM) SENSE OF HUMOR WHO LOVES TO
LAUGH & WHO ALSO LOVES TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ALL THE TIME &
LIKES TO LEARN ABOUT ME & MY PAST & EVEN ABOUT LIFE ITSELF
& WHO IS *NOT* SET IN HER WAYS (IF PAST 18/21/5/30....) &
STILL EVOLVING & WILLING TO / WANTING TO GROW &
CHANGE....SOMEONE WHO I CAN TEACH....SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO
LEARN....SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO ENJOY (THE INNOCENT SIDE OF) LIFE
& LOVES NEW EXPERIENCES (LIKE GOING ON AUTUMN-FARM-STAND
GOURD-COLLECTING-ROMPS OR PERHAPS A SUPER-MELODIC NEW BAND LIKE
EISLEY)...AND YET WHO LIKES OLD THINGS WHICH STAY THE SAME (THINK
SICILY & ALL OF THE ANCIENT RUINS & MAYBE JUST SPENDING
SOME TIME "HANGING OUT" AT THEM)....(I THINK ALOT OF THIS WOULD
HAVE TO DO WITH HER UPBRINGING & TAKES A LIFETIME TO
CULTIVATE---i.e. SHE WASN'T BROUGHT UP ON TV, MTV &
VIDEO-GAMES!!!---A CLOSENESS WITH & LOVE *FOR* HER FAMILY
(& ESPECIALLY COMING FROM AN IN-TACT FAMILY w/BOTH PARENTS
THERE, A NON-WORKING MOTHER & ESP. A CLOSE BOND WITH HER FATHER
ARE MAJOR HELPS HERE!!!---AGAIN, DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AMISH, BUT AN
OLD-FASHIONED/TRADITIONAL & SMART FAMILY, WITH A CHRISTIAN [OR
SIMILAR] VALUES-BASE, WHO ARE (IF POSSIBLE)
NON-SMOKERS/NON-DRINKERS/NON-SWEARERS & CONSERVATIVE IN THEIR
TV/MOVIE VIEWING HABITS & MUSICAL TASTES & WHO BROUGHT HER
(& THEIR OTHER CHILDREN UP "THE RIGHT WAY" ARE *SUCH* A MAJOR
PLUS!!!!)....THUS....A SMART GIRL, WHO IS (VERY) [NATURALLY]
HEALTH-CONSCIOUS, LIKE A GIRL WITH ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO BE A
VEGETARIAN, BUT YET STILL BE AWARE OF GETTING ENOUGH B-VITAMINS
(B-12 ESPECIALLY) & SO MAYBE EATING FISH/POULTRY (& MEAT ON
OCCASION) & WITH ENOUGH COMMON SENSE & INDIVIDUALITY TO NOT
NEED TO "GO OUT WITH FRIENDS" (TO BARS/CLUBS/ETC) & WHO WOULD
RATHER EAT AT HOME (HER OWN COOKING!), AND WHO CERTAINLY HAS THE
COMMON SENSE TO NEVER SMOKE OR DRINK...AND WITH THE SMARTS TO MAKE
A BEE-LINE FOR THE FRESH PRODUCE SECTION IN WHOLE FOODS (OR ANY
MARKET) & ALSO THE VITAMIN & SUPPLEMENTS SECTION AT WHOLE
FOODS....AND WHO REALLY LOVES GROWING HER OWN FOOD &
JUICING!!!!!!! A RAW VEGETARIAN DIET (OR AT LEAST AS A MAJOR PART
OF THE DIET), COUPLED WITH ORGANICALLY HOME-GROWN FOOD (& WILD
EDIBLES) & A LOVE FOR SALADS & JUICING(!!!!!!!) &
GENERAL HEALTHY EATING & LIVING IS A MAJOR PLUS!!!.... SOMEONE
WHO'S A BIT OF A LONER (EXCEPT IN BEING WITH ME---ALTHOUGH I'D
CERTAINLY RESPECT HER PRIVATE TIME TO WALK ON THE BEACH/PLAY IN THE
GARDENS/READ/PLAY INSTRUMENTS OR SING, OR WHATEVER)....SOMEONE WHO
LIKES TO STAY AT HOME IN THE EVENINGS & READ
NON-FICTION/NATURE-SCIENCE/REFERENCE BOOKS ALOT---MAYBE JUST
WORKING ON OUR 'SEED BUSINESS' (IF THAT CAME TO BE), OR JUST LOVING
BEING IN THE GREENHOUSE....(THE *COSMIC* SIDE OF LIFE---WITHOUT THE
NEED FOR CLUBS/PUBS/BARS OR ANY ALCOHOL, ETC + THE DESIRE TO
CONTINUE LEARNING & EVOLVING VIA RESEARCHING THINGS---BOTH
INDIVIDUALLY & COLLECTIVELY---VIA TALKING, READING (& MAYBE
ESPECIALLY NOW WITH YOUTUBE!!!!)...PLUS LOVING ENCYCLOPEDIAS &
FIELD-GUIDES....I AM LOOKING FOR THAT KIND OF AN
"INTELLECTUAL-PRONE BUT INNOCENT" & MUTUAL-INTERESTS-BASED SORT
OF PARTNER...THAT IS A MAJOR ATTRACTION!...DANICA McKELLAR IS A
GREAT REFERENCE-POINT FOR THAT KIND OF SMARTNESS!...AND OF COURSE,
I WOULD LOVE JUST LISTENING TO FAVORITE MUSIC OR WATCHING FAVORITE
MOVIES TOGETHER...AND COLLECTING THINGS...BOOKS, OLD FILMS THAT WE
BOTH LIKE....LOOKING AT THOUSANDS OF HUBBLE-SPACE-TELESCOPE PHOTOS
TOGETHER ONLINE & MARVELING TOGETHER AT THE WONDROUS COLORS
& THE CREATION OUT THERE...WATCHING THE LATEST DISCOVERIES OF
LIFE UP ON MARS....MAYBE STAR-GAZING WITH A GOOD
TELESCOPE....NOTICE THE FOCUS ON STAYING-HOME (AT NIGHT) & YET
NEVER EVER BEING BORED OR ROUTINE....AND CERTAINLY INDULGING IN THE
FINDING & COLLECTION OF LOTS OF PLANTS & SEEDS...THAT IS A
NEVER-ENDING HOBBY (& HOPEFULLY FULL-TIME
OCCUPATION/OBSESSION!)....AND ALSO SOMEONE WHO IS *VERY*
LOVING/EMOTIONAL/GETS MOVED TO TEARS BY CERATIN SONGS & CERTAIN
MOVIES (THE EASIER IT IS FOR HER TO CRY, THE BETTER----NO HARDNESS
IN HER PERSONALITY)----AND ALSO THAT IS TIED IN (OF COURSE) WITH
THE ROMANTIC SIDE OF THINGS, WHICH IS ALSO A NEVER-ENDING INTEREST
FOR ME, AND WOULD BE AN AMAZING & PRIVATE UNIVERSE FOR THE TWO
OF US....SHE SHOULD BE VERY WARM, CARING, GIVING, KIND-HEARTED
& LOVING....WITH A VERY ACTIVE CONSCIENCE....SO...(MORE ON THE
"YOUTHFUL SPIRIT SIDE OF THINGS HERE)....A PRETTY, SWEET,
YOUNG-MINDED GIRL WHO LOVES TO DRESS UP IN BRIGHT COLORS
(CHRISTMAS-TREE/PSYCHEDELIC HIPPIE-POSTER LEVEL/INDIA-CLOTHING
LEVEL AT TIMES---THE ASPERGER'S THING COMES INTO PLAY HERE) &
DOESN'T MIND BEING FILMED/PHOTOGRAPHED...A VICTORIAN-MINDED GIRL,
BUT WITH A NON-SNOBBY/NON-PRIDEFUL
REACTIONARY/CONSERVATIVE/LIBERTARIAN PEASANT-MINDSET....ACTUALLY,
IT WOULD BE A NICE IF FAMILY IS & WAS IMPORTANT TO HER...SO
FAMILY-MINDED...MAYBE WANTING TO GET MARRIED & HAVE A LARGE
FAMILY...OR MAYBE JUST BEING THE TWO OF US ALONE & ENJOYING THE
EVERYDAY MAGIC OF LOVE & DRIVING AROUND NEW ENGLAND TO COASTAL
TOWNS (ROCKPORT/ESSEX/PLUM ISLAND/ETC) & SEEING SMALL SHOPS
& MAYBE COLLECTING THINGS)...I CAN'T DECIDE YET...I ACTUALLY
GET ALONG REALLY WELL WITH ODD & UNIQUE C. 1910's/1930's (NOT
1920's/1940's) SICILIAN/INDIA/FARMING-COUNTRY-TYPES...MAYBE
DEEP-SOUTH OR MID-WESTERN USA TYPES---IF NOT FROM A
LESS-PROGRESSIVE/EUROPEAN/MIDDLE-EASTERN/ASIAN COUNTRY....A
FARMER'S DAUGHTER TYPE WOULD BE PERFECT IN MY MIND...MAYBE A GIRL
WHO WAS BROUGHT UP VERY TRADITIONAL (PRE-HIPPIE-ERA, AS MUCH AS I
ENJOY THE COLORS & SOME OF THE MUSIC!)....WITH STRICT OR TRAD.
VALUES...A VIRGIN WOULD BE IDEAL...(THAT'S WHY I MENTION SICILY x
FARMER'S DAUGHTER MENTALITY)...MAYBE SOMEWHAT EDUCATED TO
HIGHLY-EDUCATED....BUT ONLY IF IT DIDN'T MEAN CO-ED DORMS &
PROGRESSIVE ATHEISTIC/HUMANISTIC PROGRAMMING & POSSIBLY YEARS
OF PARTYING....WHERE THERE ENDS UP BEING NO INNOCENCE LEFT...MAYBE
NOT *QUITE* AMISH, BUT SOMEWHAT ALONG THOSE LINES....LIKE A
TRADITIONAL HINDU (BUT CONVERTED TO CHRISTIAN) FARM GIRL IN INDIA,
WHO IS *NATURALLY* VERY SMART AND/OR SELF-TAUGHT (HOME-SCHOOLED
WOULD BE IDEAL)...AND WHO DREAMS OF MARS & LOVES MIDEIVAL (OR
AT LEAST PRE 1900'S) FAIRY-TALES FOR FICTION, & NOT INTO
SPORTS, BUT MAINLY COLLECTS FIELD GUIDES & NON-FICTION BOOKS,
OBSESSING (HOPEFULLY) OVER NON-FICTION & NATURE-BASED TOPICS,
INSTEAD OF FICTION! (DEFINITELY NO HIGH-TECH OR
VIDEO-GAMES/GAMING/ETC!)...WHO STILL HAS THE LITTLE GIRL/TEEN SIDE
OF HER DREAMS & IMAGINATION IN TACT...A YOUNG ROMANTIC, LIKE
THE "JULIETTE" CHARACTER!...JUST, BASICALLY SOMEWHAT WHO IS THAT
RARE *DOROTHY-IN-THE-WIZARD-OF-OZ* NOT-RUINED-BY-THE-WORLD
TYPE...AT LEAST A VIRGIN MENTALLY...WHO WOULD PERHAPS BE OFFENDED
BY THE IDEA OF GOING OUT TO CLUBS/PUBS/BARS...WHO WOULD RATHER TAKE
LONG WALKS ON THE SEASHORE WITH ME...AND (GIVEN MY ASPERGER'S
SYNDROME)...ALTHOUGH A 'PSYCHIATRIST' MIGHT MAKE THINGS
INTERESTING, HOW CAN SHE BE BOTH THAT *AND* A FARMER'S
DAUGHTER-TYPE??? LASTLY (ON THE 'PERFECT MATE TYPE' TOPIC)....IT
WOULD BE NICE IF SHE DOESN'T WORK (SHE DOESN'T *HAVE* TO, WITH MY
$$$ + MY PLANT/SEED/MUSIC BUSINESS IDEAS)...SO IF SHE WAS BROUGHT
UP TRADITIONAL & LIVING AT HOME W/ HER FAMILY UNTIL MARRIED
& NOT GOING OFF TO COLLEGE...KEEPING HER "PRINCESS-NESS" IN
TACT (BUT WHY WOULD SHE BE READING A SITE THIS THEN??)...MAYBE JUST
LIVING WITH HER FAMILY & BEING HOME-SCHOOLED (EDUCATED IN THE
IMPORTANT & USEFUL THINGS!!!!) AND/OR SELF-TAUGHT/ PERHAPS
LEARNING THE FAMILY BUSINESS (LIKE MAYBE LEARNING TO WORK THE
FAMILY FARM---OR AT VERY LEAST, KINDLING A LOVE FOR SEEDS &
VEGETABLE GARDENS & GROWING PLANTS & FLOWERS---& BEING
A ROMANTIC & TRYING TO REMAIN PURE, WHILE SHE WAITS FOR HER
TRUE LOVE)...SEE, IT WOULD BE NICE TO FIND A GIRL WHO ISN'T
CAREER-MINDED, UNLESS SHE WANTS TO WORK *WITH* ME (HER
BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND) ON A SEED/FLOWER/GREENHOUSE/PLANT-BASED BUSINESS
& MAYBE SOME MUSIC (I HAVE MY OWN STUDIO) ALSO...PLAYING
INSTRUMENTS WITH ME/SINGING WOULD BE A MAJOR PLUS...BUT, IF SHE'S
FAMILY MINDED, AND LIKES SOMEONE LIKE ME, IT'S EVEN BETTER IF SHE'S
NOT PLANNING A CAREER, BUT INSTEAD WOULD BE MORE INCLINED TO LIKE
THE (SEMI-) TRADITIONAL HOUSEWIFE (MORE OF A FARM-WIFE)
ROLE...BEING ABLE (& WILLING) TO TAKE CARE OF ME, EVEN AS I
TAKE CARE OF HER...A MUTUAL LOVE OF A NON-CONVENTIONAL
FANTASY-WORLD TYPE LIFE (AS RELATIVE LONERS TOGETHER, BUT WITH
MUTUAL FRIENDS) & PERHAPS OFF-THE-GRID SURVIVALISTS OF
SORTS...FOR ONE LAST EXAMPLE, A GIRL WHO WAS TRAINED TO COOK (HER
OWN BREAD/PASTA/ETC)....JUST SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO COOK (ESPECIALLY
WITH ALL THE FRESH & EXOTIC/UNIQUE VEGETABLES & FRUITS FROM
OUR GREENHOUSE & FARM/EDIBLE YARD!) WOULD BE
PERFECT...VEGETARIAN OR NOT...SOMEONE INTO NATURAL (& EVEN
WILD) FOODS & ANTI-GMO & ANTI-NWO-CONTROL-GRID &
BASICALLY A GOOD COOK WHO LOVES TO COOK---ESP. VEGETARIAN +
FISH...WE'D SAVE LOTS OF MONEY OVER BUYING IT ALL AT TRADER
JOE'S/BREAD & CIRCUS/WHOLE FOODS, ALTHOUGH THOSE CAN BE FUN
PLACES!!!.....ACTUALLY, LOVE IS ALL THAT MATTERS. I HAVE MONEY
(TRUE), SO I THEREFORE DARE TO BABBLE ABOUT ALL OF THIS, BECAUSE I
KNOW THAT (EVEN WITH $$$), NO ONE IS GOING TO BE ATTRACTED TO
SOMEONE THIS *QUIRKY*, UNLESS SHE'S EXTREMELY WITTY NATURALLY
SMART....& JUST...WELL...GETS IT! (ASPERGER'S SYNDROME + AN IQ
OF 145 TO 185---DEPENDING ON WHICH TEST I TAKE---EQUALS ME.)
SO....WHERE WAS I? OH YES...I BASICALLY HATE
NON-SEED-SAVERS/NON-EDIBLE-LANDSCAPING-ENTHUSIASTS AND/OR MODERN
TYPES WHO ARE VERY MA /NY/
LIBERAL/NON-CHRISTIAN/"UP-TO-DATE"/SUPERFICIAL/TRENDY/WITHOUT A
TRADITIONAL MORAL CODE OR BELIEF
SYSTEM/HIGH-TECH-INDULGING/"CULTURED"/SKYPE-TYPES (AND/OR
CELL-PHONE-ON-THE-BEACH GIRLS), & THUS I TEND TO HATE
BEER-GUZZLING PLANNING-TO-BE-FAT STUPID TYPES, WHO ENJOY BEER,
BARS, STUPID FRIENDS, AND WHO ARE SNOBBY OR ETHNICALLY CLICK-Y. I
TRUST AU PAIRS aka GYPSIES (IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT?) WHO *DON'T*
TRY TO STEAL MY WALLET OR MY CHARLES NELSON REILLY AUTOGRAPHS
COLLECTION. (IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT THIS IS A JOKE YET, IT
PROBABLY WOODEN'T WORK-OUT BETWIXT US!) I DISLIKE ONLINE DATING
SITES AND COMPUTERS (EXCEPT AS BEING AN INCREDIBLE
ENCYCLOPEDIA---SO WHEN I'M NOT OUTDOORS IN NATURE, YOUTUBE IS MY
2ND HOME---WELL....THAT & FARMY AREAS WHICH ONLY EXIST ON
LOWTIDE SANDBARS & WHICH SEEM TO ONLY GROW *SEAWEED* AS THEIR
MAIN CROP, ALTHOUGH I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO TENDS IT!!!! (BUT I DO
APPRECIATE THE FREE FOOD!) A GIRL WHO LOVES THE OUTDOORS (AS MUCH
AS POSSIBLE) & WHO LOVES BRIGHT SUNSHINE & BRIGHTLY LIT
PLACES & VERY SUNNY DAYS (TEMP. RANGE 60-75 + DRY &
BREEZY---ESP. SEA-BREEZES) & WIDE-0OPEN SPACES!!!!....I HATE
BEER-BLOATED BEER-GUZZLING PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO GO OUT TO ANY KINDS
OF PUBS OR BARS....ESPECIALLY WITH OR WITHOUT THEIR FRIENDS...WHO
USUALLY TEND TO BE OVERLY FOREIGN (I CAN SAY THAT----I USED TO *BE*
ONE!) AND/OR CLICK'Y....AND WHO THINK THAT ALCOHOLISM IS A GOOD
THING. ANYONE WHO SMOKES ALSO---IT WOULDN'T WORK---I'LL GLADLY HELP
YOU QUIT...AND MAKE YOU FIT...MAKE YOU WISE & LIKE ME A
BIT....BUT SERIOUSLY, SINCE TOBACCO/NICOTINE (YUCK---SORRY) *IS* AS
POTENT OF A DRUG AS HEROIN....*PLEASE* DON'T PUT IN YOUR PROFILE
THAT YOU DON'T USE DRUGS, BUT THAT YOU *DO* SMOKE. THAT'S INSANE
(LIKE ME, BUT IN A BAD WAY)....I CAN HELP YOU STOP...BUT LIKE I
SAID, JUST PLEASE DON'T BE A WALKING DUMPLING-EATING CONTRADICTION
WHO WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK A GOOD SICILIAN MEAL EVEN IF SHE WERE
SURROUNDED BY 45 MARLON BRANDO IMPERSONATORS. I LOVE OLD VOLCANOES
IN NEW ENGLAND. AND NEW ENGLAND EARTHQUAKES. AND PURPLE BEACH SAND
(FOUND AT PLUM ISLAND), AND MAKING LOWTIDE POOLS &
SAND-CASTLES. (I'M NOT INSANE---REMEMBER---THIS IS A JOKE, AND
YOU'RE STILL READING IT.) IF YOU ARE A PSYCHIATRIST OR
PSYCHIATRIST, WE *MIGHT* GET ALONG FAMOUSLY, EVEN THOUGH I LIKE TO
BE THE SICILIAN OLD-FASHIONED (BUT SMART & SCIENTIST-LIKE,
ALBEIT SIMPLE & CHILDLIKE, EVEN IF SOMEWHAT CONTRADICTORY)
GUY-IN-CHARGE TRADITIONAL FAMILY TYPE, EXCEPT WITH THE OCCASIONAL
HIPPIE-LEANINGS & (AT TIMES) THINKING/PRETENDING THAT I'M
VARIOUS FILM AND/OR MUSIC PEOPLE. (IT'S MORE LIKE I TEND TO GET
OBSESSED ABOUT SOME GIVEN THING WITHIN MY SPECTRUM OF INTERESTS
& THEN PROCEED TO INDULGE IN THAT FOR A WHILE---WHICH COULD BE
PERFECT FOR A SIMILAR-MINDED GIRL WHO'S LOOKING FOR HER
CLONE/COUNTER-PART/MIRROR-IMAGE!)....ACTUALLY, I LOVE REMINISCING
MORE THAN ANYTHING. FAMILY. (THE PRE-1974 WORLD)...OLD HOME MOVIES
(mm & 16mm) SHOWN ON A PROJECTOR & WITH A
MOVIE-SCREEN!)...TRADITIONAL VALUES, MORALS & HUMOR....I CAN
GET LOST 1960's COMEDIES, FROM GILLIGAN'S ISLAND TO GREEN ACRES TO
LOST IN SPACE TO THE LUCY SHOW TO THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW TO GOMER
PYLE....I LOVE A GIRL WHO LOVES OLD-TYPE THINGS WHICH DON'T
CHANGE....A GREAT-UNCLE'S OLD SHED w/ OLD TOOLS...OLD PEAR TREES
& GRAPE VINES...OLD ROSE-BUSHES (THE SUPER-FRAGRANT TYPE),
1800'S SEED CATALOGS...YOU KNOW, TYPICAL MAINSTREAM STUFF! (I COULD
*TRULY* EXPLAIN MYSELF, IF YOU POSSESS A PSYCHOLOGY/PSYCHIATRY
MAJOR & CAN SPARE A YEAR!)....AND I HATE BOSTON! (I MEAN, IT'S
FINE IF VIEWED FROM A SAFE DISTANCE, LIKE FROM THE TOP OF GREAT
NECK/LITTLE NECK IN ESSEX/IPSWICH, OR FROM THE TOP OF PINE HILL
[THE OLD VOLCANO NEAR RT. 93 NEAR MALDEN/MELROSE], OR FROM THE TOP
OF GREAT BLUE HILL, OR EVEN FROM THE TOP OF MOAT MTN (JUST WEST OF
CONWAY, NH---BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE REALLY GOOD EYESIGHT!)] BUT IT'S
NOT SAFE IF ONE ACTUALLY GOES THERE WITHOUT A PROPER & INSTANT
ESCAPE-PLAN. FOR A DATE (WITH A GIRL, NOT THE DRIED FRUIT), I LOVE
A LONG LOWTIDE WALK, (AMIDST FRESHLY STORM-TIDE-SWEPT SEAWEED
PILES), OR MAYBE EVEN A GOOD ROCK-SHOP OR SEASHELL SHOP...OR A GOOD
LONG-HAIRED-JUDY-GARLAND FILM (THAT'S LIMITED TO LIKE 4 FILMS), OR
A EVEN A GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORY TALK OR WATCHING OLD YOUTUBE VIDEOS
(OR NON-FICTION CUTTING-EDGE ASTRONOMY DOCUMENTARIES FROM THE
'FRINGE' ABOUT LIFE ON MARS & SIMILAR UFO/AREA-51 TYPES OF
THINGS)....OR HOLDING HANDS & WALKING TOGETHER ON A COLD BUT
ROMANTIC AUTUMN NIGHT WHEN THE SKY IS ALIVE WITH BRIGHT SHINING
STARS, SHOOTING STARS, UFO'S & MAYBE EVEN A GLIMPSE OF THE
NORTHERN LIGHTS (AURORA)....OR GOING STRAWBERRY-PICKING!---A GREAT
1ST DATE THING TO DO!!! AND, ODDLY, I *DO* ENJOY SHOPPING!!!! PLUS
I TEND TO LIKE A *VERY* LONG-HAIRED ALL-NATURAL-HAIR GIRL, WHO
LIKES THE SCENT OF APPLE PECTIN SHAMPOO (ON HERSELF)....AND WILD
MUSK PERFUME (MADE BY COTY, SOLD AT CVS), COCONUT (TANNING) OIL,
& COCOA BUTTER....& I ALSO LOVE LOVE LOVE EXOTIC FRUIT,
ALTHOUGH I AM NOT ONE (HOPEFULLY) & SO****PLEASE ONLY READ THIS
IF YOU HAVE A *VERY INTACT* 1910's/1930's/1960's (AND/OR
KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL aka INNOCENT) SENSE OF HUMOR**** YOU
SEA----SINCE THEY DEMOLISHED THE DANVERS STATE GOURD FARM [A
EUPHEMISM], WHICH WAS BUILT UPON (AND/OR ATOP) THE VERY SITE OF
WHAT USED TO BE THE GREGORY SEED COMPANY SQUASH TRIAL BREEDING
GROUNDS AND/OR SEED-FARM, (WHICH IS THE CLOSEST I CAN GET TO LIVING
*IN* THE DANVERS STATE ****** ********, WHICH IS NOW A HILL COVERED
BY ANNOYING CONDOMAXIUMS!!!!)....I AM NOW A SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED
CIRCA-1910 BALLOON-TYPE, WHO THINKS HE IS A LARGE ORANGE BALLOON
& WHO HOVERS OVER ROBIN HILL ROAD, BECAUSE I THINK THAT I'M
ROBIN HOOD (TO MAKE A SHORT STORY OPPRESSIVELY LONG), AT TIMES. I
ALSO SPEND LOTS OF TIME IN THE LIBERTY TREE MALL & NORTH SHORE
SHOPPING CENTER, (WHERE I SPEND MY TIME LOOKING FOR ORANGE JULIUS
STANDS WHICH ACCEPT RED-SEAL $2 BILLS & A PSYCHOTHERAPIST WHO
WANTS TO WRITE A FASCINATING BOOK!) & ALSO AT THE HUGE BORDER'S
BOOSTORE ON RT 114, SLIGHTLY SOUTH OF THE NORTH SHORE MALL. AND THE
(FORMER) DEERSKIN TRADING POST. I LOVE IT THERE. AND TRADER JOE'S.
AND GUITAR CENTER (WHEN IT'S QUIET & I DON'T THINK I'LL BE
RECOGNIZED FOR MY PREVIOUS FAME!)---SOMETIMES, I AM *CONVINCED*
THAT I MET JUDY GARLAND BY THE AMUSEMENTS (aka RIDES) OUTSIDE OF
THE NORTH SHORE SHOPPING CENTER, WHEN IT IS/WAS STILL AN OUTDOOR
MALL...EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I (SOMETIMES) THINK THAT IT'S STILL
1968-1972....(LONG EXPLANATION AVAILABLE, BUT THE REPORT COSTS
$100.) I HAVE MARK SYNDROME, AN ODD GIFT, WHICH IS SIMILAR TO
ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, EXCEPT THAT IT MAKES ME FAR WEIRDER, WHICH IS
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT, IF YOU'RE LIKE ME. FOR MY PERSONALITY TYPE,
THERE IS NO PERFECT ANSWER, SINCE I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES,
(SEE SYBIL) BUT REFERENCE SYD BARRETT, ANDY KAUFMAN, ANDY KAUFMANN,
BUDDY RICH, DON RICKLES, GILLIGAN (TV CHARACTER), EB ON GREEN
ACRES, MR. KIMBALL ON GREEN ACRES, GOMER PYLE, (EARLY) JUDY
GARLAND, KAREN CARPENTER, CHARLIE CHAPLAIN, EINSTEIN, NIKOLA TESLA,
MOST MILITANT EDIBLE LANDSCAPING & SEED SAVING TYPES, MOST OF
THE *CHARACTERS* ON THE CASTS OF GREEN ACRES & LOST IN
SPACE.....So basically.....Please only read this if you are looking
for someone who is extremely unique, John Lennon/Syd Barrett-level
creative, and WHO [in tandem with a high IQ] IS YOUNGER THAN HE IS!
I hate to tell ages...I SAY THAT I AM 30 (I'll say 20-25 EMOTIONAL
just to cover myself, due to Asperger's, but please
understand...20-25 is my emotional age.)... I AM MORE LIKE 20-25
PHYSICALLY & MENTALLY, & (most importantly) EMOTIONALLY,
INNOCENCE-WISE, MATURITY-WISE & RELATING-WISE. Some would
disagree & say I even act 18-25!...But then I begin to feel
rather 'different' (immature) in a not-so-good way. [If you like
psychology, I can be your experiment. LOL] What does all of this
mean? I was born with Asperger's Syndrome. It's
NOT any kind of disease or illness. It doesn't mean that I have
emotional or mental problems. It's just that my genetics (great
ones) gave me a certain type of brain/persona which gives me a VERY
high IQ, but coupled with a more slowly-progressing physical &
emotional maturity. (THE PHYSICAL PART IS GREAT!!! I AM VERY FIT,
RATHER THIN, SUPER-HEALTHY & SUPER-VIGOROUS, WITH RIDICULOUS
ENERGY & STAMINA IN ALL WAYS. THICK HAIR, YOUTHFUL FACE, ETC.
Amen! LOL) AND THE CREATIVITY PART IS OFF-THE-CHARTS. I ALSO "THINK
VERY YOUNG"....(MANY FAMOUS ACTORS & MUSICIANS HAVE IT.) The
glitch is that I have hardly anything in common with most 28-30+
year olds. I am far more compatible with someone physically,
mentally & emotionally in the 20-25 zone MENTALLY. If she is 30
and thinks like 20-25, this is wonderful. I HAD TO INCLUDE THIS
DISCLAIMER just because---If you read my profile (Got a year? It's
a GREAT example of what I mean by OFF-THE-CHARTS ENERGY!) You will
soon see what I mean & realize that I think & act far more
like an (educated & mature) late teen/college aged/mid-to-late
20's (at the very oldest) person. And so, there wouldn't be very
much in common if you're CONVENTIONAL/AVERAGE/NORMAL & past
25-30. With some people, they're already damaged & jaded enough
by 25 to find me ALOT "YOUNGER" than they are. It doesn't mean
immature. It just means sort of "stuck in the 18-25 zone"....All
ages are welcome to contact me, if I seem interesting to you. But I
had to be fully honest about this FIRST, before any
misunderstandings occur, because one recently did, and so I am
adding this disclaimer to be most clear. LASTLY [for the disclaimer
part]....IT'S NOTHING FOR WHICH I AM ASHAMED. IT'S ACTUALLY A
*GREAT* PLUS AND BLESSING FOR ME. I have endless energy, hope,
creativity, dreams & a good life...Tons of interests & tons
of plans, hopes, dreams & ambitions. Most people can tend to be
rather set in their ways by ages 24-30....And I'm still wide-open
with ideas & things I'm working on. PLUS...My family is blessed
with genetic longevity. (Average grandparents &
great-grandparents ages = 94-104, going *several* generations
back!) FINALLY----THE GLITCH----IF PEOPLE MY OWN AGE (or often even
a few years younger) CONTACT ME [even though I'm really new at this
online dating idea], I can tell from their messages, IM's &
e-mails (and one personal experience) that MY ENERGY LEVEL OFTEN
(ALMOST ALWAYS) *WAY* EXCEEDS THEIRS, AND THEY LITERALLY CAN'T KEEP
UP WITH ME. (Not every 30-year-old can stay up for 48 hours &
still be buzzing just on a natural energy high!) So, as I said, MY
STAMINA IS INCREDIBLE & ENDLESS. But that doesn't necessarily
make me the perfect mate, nor make us compatible, even if you're
25-35. EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT. But this is just a warning. (Because
I've met so many people who are already burned out & 'adult' (I
mean that as in 'set in their ways/having lost that special magic
& their teenage dreams, energy, hopes & passions) by the
time they're 25!!!! Like....For me....I might like to go run 4
miles on a lowtide seashore....I might like to serenade you with
music for 4 hours & I won't get tired or burn out....Even after
working my in-progress gardening/edible landscaping/seed growing
(& selling) business-idea-in-the works. (As you'll see, I'm a
multi-musician/singer/songwriter/etc)....And I've yet to meet
ANYONE my "age" (or in my age-range) who can keep up with me. The
cliche lines are "OMG! Did you drink 10 gallons of coffee (or
SOMETHING) today?" OR "This is insane---Where do get all this
energy from?" OR (my fav) "What ARE you? 16????) So...I call myself
"30", but it's really more like "25 with the energy of a 14 year
old!....So----I had to throw this warning in here....I ACT, THINK
& FEEL LIKE SOMEONE IN THE 18-25 RANGE. BUT I THINK I look
25-30+ or so. (I'm going to get a new digital camera & get a
current photo up here soon, since looks apparently DO matter
somewhat, if not alot!---All this photo shows is my thin-ness,
energy (LOL) & love for the color purple & the outdoors!)
But...You're all invited to contact me (even as a
science/psychology experiment/just to talk/just to be friends)
&/or just to try it out. I'm not really looking for a
relationship right now. Just (at least for now) for new &
interesting & NICE people to connect with & meet....New
friends....Anyone who MIGHT POSSIBLY be able to relate to someone
like me.....POSSIBLY someone who *is* like me (doubtful to me at
this point)...But at least someone who is somewhere IN THE VICINITY
OF MY WAVELENGTH, and might possibly relate/understand/enjoy! It
could actually be quite fun for the right person. Any age is
welcome IF compatible & equally
(or at least *somewhat* equally) "YOUNG" & *YOUNG-MINDED*!!!!
thanks for your time & for listening! : ) : ) : ) : )
****END OF DISCLAIMER****
OK SO....Here goes my poetic, crazy, Asperger's-laden spiel,
masquerading as a normal (HA! IT'S 16 PAGES LONG!) Online Dating
Site Profile! ENJOY! (& Hopefully at least have a few laughs
along the way & come out smiling at the end!!!!!!!!!!!)
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We're all searching for that perfect person. At least in our
dreams we are. Many
of us may be willing to settle. Many have us may no longer believe
in *finding that perfect person*...Many have lost their belief in
dreams
coming true...in love still being magical...in finding one's perfectcounterpart...I have not lost
those ideals, dreams & wishes! No, I am NOT
mainstream! And, yes----THAT IS A VERY GOOD THING. You do not want
boring. (Neither do I!) You do not want average. You do not want
predictable. And (even if you try to tell yourself that you don't),
YOU WANT AT LEAST *A BIT* OF THE STRANGE ["ON-THE-EDGE"/EXCITEMENT]
FACTOR....And yes...You DO get a bit of that with the person who
calls himself *me*...Have you ever tried an M.P.D. person B4? Not
saying I AM ONE...But...I am told that I was born with full-blown
(or at least partially-blown) ASPERGER'S
SYNDROME---Look it up on Wikipedia if you're not familiar---But
that means (among other things) that I do & always will think,
act & FEEL somewhat like a kid....Like I'm 25 forever. Maybe
16-18 forever. No, I'm not THAT immature. LOL But I AM that
creative & young-minded, youthful & full of childlike hope
& wonder for life. So, with me, 46 is TRULY just a number. (I
am thin, toned, physically fit, healthy & kind of
attractive---in a 60's rock-star sort of way---If that makes any
sense.) The "oldest" I can even pretend to "be" is 30. But I'd say
(for a clearer picture of ME)...Think of maybe Andy Kaufman or the character
Dick van Dyke plays in Marty Poppins...Or the Willy Wonka
character...Or early Mickey Rooney...or (a far more
brave) Dr. Smith
on Lost in
Space the TV SHOW...or a real-life Spongebob [Sorry...I can't even say
Patrick kiddingly---I'm not quite a Patrick Star!]---Although I DO
still love to watch cartoons!)...Or picture a (real-life) Bugs Bunny...Or
smarter real-life nature-science obsessed musical
Popeye]] (without the pipe, voice or fighting, or Dorothy Gale (if she
were male) from the Wizard of Oz!!!...or the
mindset/mentality of the Scarecrow/TinMan/Cowardly Lion (crossed
with a good version of Michael Corleone (except with
no violence)---But I am Sicilian (LOL)---or how about a real-life
Three Stooges]] (except without the dumbness &
cartoon-violence/bonking eachother/etc---Not sure if that one even
makes sense in my mind!...Definitely (a much smarter version)
of the the Gilligan character on Gilligan's Island (crossed perhaps
with a bit of the Skipper & a lot of the Professor!)...or
perhaps Hank Kimball on Green Acres...Actually MANY of the
characters on Green Acres apply, not so much for their
psuedo-cynicism, but for Hooterville's whole old-fashioned rural
& moral (cut-off from the rest of the world) but zany &
crazy humor & mindset & mentality...So maybe the best
example would be just imagine a smarter but just as colorful
real-life Gilligan/Professor hybrid, crossed with Hank Kimball
(& some Mr. Drucker/Mr. Hainey/etc.) crossed with the mindset
of the 1800's through the 1930's (especially Sicilian peasant (or
even Sicilian royalty)-oriented---Definitely not
Massachusetts-snobby or rich-superior!) crossed with lots of
Monty Python's Flying
Circus, some early Mickey Rooney, Charlie Chaplin &
Harold Lloyd,
toss in a bit of Don Rickles, Buddy Rich, Johnny Carson, Robert Petrie
(Dick Van
Dyke Show character), liberal amounts of Peter Pan, LOTS of 1930's movie /
film pirates
(think Errol
Flynn & Basil Rathbone, cross that with
lots of Errol Flynn's Robin Hood, TONS of the Gene KellySeraphin from Madrid
character from the Judy Garland movie The Pirate, and mix all of
that with LOTS of ANDY KAUFMAN or ANDY KAUFMANN, however it's
spelled...Toss in some of the innocent side of the Dean MartinCelebrity Roasts humor,
the innocent side of Laugh-In & the Smothers Brothers shows,
(now my profile has morphed into some bizarre alien recipe!!!!),
stir in some (non-drug) hippie / hippie-ism, (think perhaps a male
version of a young Sally Field), mix it with some
shortwave Ham Radio Steve Quayle & Alex Jones (minus the gruffness)
style right-wing conspiracy theory & some good old-fashioned
Southern Christian preaching & (great) grandparents values [Tom
Lester, who PLAYED Eb on "Green Acres" has been a Christian
preacher forever!], sprinkle in a good dose of rural farm-life,
organic food growing, vegetarianism, conservative values, except a
crazy Gilligan's Island / Wizard of Oz / Willy Wonka version
(Victorian or 1900 - 1930's style---I think I REALLY have much more
in common with my grandparents & great-grandparents & the
1800's Sicilian and/or English Victorian (think the film The Time Machine
lifestyle than hippie mindsets / hippies / post-hippie mindsets /
post-hippies & modern-days kids & adults) values....Where
was I? Oh yes---I enjoy Victorian-era English, many Victorian
things including furniture & poetry....Who knows? Maybe I'm so
old-fashioned that I either need a female clone, or a girl from a
(slightly) less modern (or modernized) area / country such as
Sicily, Poland, India, Northern India or Pakistan...I mean, again,
think Green Acres & Gilligan's Island!---Paradoxically [apart
from this computer], I'm very NOT into high-tech or video games or
gaming or high-tech anything, or any of the modern trends....I
prefer the magic of a light bulb (Thank you, Nikola Tesla! & the reality of
Green Acres, Gilligan's Island & (I almost forgot my favorite!
Lost in
Space the TV show!!!! + 60's game shows, Herb Alpert & the
Tijuana Brass, Frank Sinatra, PRE-1950's Judy Garland (when she had
the waist-length hair for 2 or 3 years!)...I love the zanyness
& kookyness of the B52s aka B-52sB52'sB-52's, [Where was I? I THINK I HAVE
ADD / ADHD too---Goes along perfectly with being childlike, huh? (I
said childlike, not childish!)....Ummmm....I love old 1960's &
1970's TV shows, commercials & game shows (memories from my
childhood), and 1900 - 1970's cartoons, TV shows & movies,
except I'm very selective....I love reminiscing about the
"good-old-days" even though I wasn't even there....[Just stick me
in a Three Stooges film, a 1930's pirate movie, The Wizard of Oz,
Gilligan's Island, Green Acres or even Get Smart!]....But yes----I
do love "the old times & reminiscing!---Almost as much as fresh
blueberry
pancakes...I need an old-fashioned / non-urban / farmy or
old-country traditonal girl who will love to cook for
me!....(Interestingly---or maybe boringly---I find lots of that on
YouTube commentary comments----And surprisingly, much of it is from
today's teens & 20's!)....I used to I love BEING MYSELF &
collecting things & especially seed-saving aka seed saving (I really AM good
at gardening & having a plant / seed business!), toss in a
somewhat Martian
persona (which goes hand-in-hand with a great astronomy obsession
& Mars obsession), add in a good dose of the 1960 - 1974
mindset, and then finally, once again, mix in some Jethro Bodine
Beverly
Hillbillies & Eb Dawson aka Eb from Green Acres....Maybe even some
Gomer Pyle
& Uncle
Arthur from Bewitched....Toss in some B-52's!....Then mix in a
ton of Syd Barrett & his music (minus the drugs!)--- OMG! I
almost forgot my musical hero! Syd Barrett! (Syd, Donovan & The
Beatles)...And then mix in liberal amounts of a smarter version of
Hank Kimball (Green acres) & LOTS OF GILLIGAN...Except a very
smart one(!) (My IQ, depending on which test I take, is between 145
& 185]...And there you have it---A fairly clear picture of me!
(Is that in ANY way clear?????????) And yes, I Do have a good sense
of humor about it. Would I make a great provider, father, or
millionaire? Who knows? Just because I'm part old-fashioned KID
(not KED---that's a sneaker) forever doesn't mean that I'm not
smart or capable. I'm just the only human (I've been told) who is
like me. I mean, we're all individuals, right? (Pardon the
ego-stroking), but MY individuality would send ALL the meters
swinging high into the red, I think! (Going along perfectly with
the fact that I'm extremely bright color & colors obsessed.) I
do know that I love kids & taking care of kids & reading
them (often made-up-on-the-spot) stories, so I'd probably make an
incredibly cool (if somewhat Gilligan-like) father!....My
Asperger's Syndrome (such a silly term but oh well) keeps my mind
in reminiscing mood ALOT...And gives me a few obsessions, such as
the girl I'm looking for having a young & innocent persona,
long hair (preferably thick) & maybe even an obsession with
growing her hair long & making it thicker & playing with
it, etc. & Hopefully never dying it [unless it has begun to wax
grey----sounds strange to a child-mind]----and she wants to hide it
& she should never (or hardly ever) cut it, except for trims to
keep it healthy, soft & shiny. (India / Pakistan hair is great,
except I also like hair to be SOFT!)....Not to mention an obsession
with a girl having a fairly high speaking voice
(medium-high)...Even better if she can sing or play an instrument
& shares any of these same old-fashioned values...I guess I'm
militantly anti-city & cities (except at times I'll oddly enjoy
them, as long as I can get out alive)....Other obsessions include a
girl with a small (or smallish) body...I didn't say not curvy but
I'm only 5'8" (some days it feels more like 5'6", but then I put my
biker boots back on)....She should have pretty feet & enjoy
going barefoot (while keeping her feet soft---how does that one
work?)....She should love wearing ballet flats & soft, buttery
squishy flats of all kinds (it's nice), as well as clogs &
Minnetonka beaded moccasins, KEDS (the only sneakers style I can
stand) & similar...Boots are nice too (flat-heeled/bright
colors/velvet/suede/etc)...Just never anything high-heeled!....And
she should love Christmas & enjoy dressing up like a Christmas
tree....I LOVE a girl wearing BRIGHT COLORS...(That MAY be my
greatest obsession!)....Anything from Mod to all things vintage
& hippie / hippy / 1960's / early 1970's...to blending a
bright-colored turtle-neck with clashingly bright colored corduroys
& rainbow striped knee-socks...to full-blown India &
Pakistan clothing!!!! The colorful clothing of those countries
would meet my need for bright colors perfectly.....So would the way
The Mamas & the
Papas aka
Mamas & Papas]] used to dress. I loved early Eisley, for
example, but those converse sneakers on girls would prevent me from
dating them! (they no longer do that!) Plus, of course, I am
militantly anti-feminist & anti-feminism, although watching
Andy Kaufman, Don Rickles, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra & Buddy
Rich is fine. Sammy Davis, Jr. too. (LOL) Except for the smoking!
(Yuck!!!!!!!!!) I cannot fathom it, nor.....fathom it. So yes----I
am militantly anti-smoking / anti-clubs & bars / anti-piercings
& anti-tatoos!!!! I can't even stand people who have friends or
family who smoke....It's not that I won't go out with the girl...I
just might not hang around with her friends of family much or ever.
(Coughing from that is both disgusting & unnatural.) I also
hate swearing & violence. And horror. And crime thrillers. And
high-tech. And most forms of music which aren't pretty or colorful.
(I hate & cannot be around eveything from rap to heavy metal,
although I can appreciate & enjoy & obsess over certain
Ritchie Blackmore or Jimmy Page guitar solo's on YouTube.)
Actually, YouTube has become a MAJOR obsession, paradoxically,
considering all that I've said about loving the outdoors!
but----YouTube IS MY OWN PERSONAL TIME MACHINE into the past....To
still view it & see it....Just as I love my family's old 8mm
& 16mm home movies! But I reallllly DO hate violence. And
yet---I DO enjoy "The Godfather-----Figure that one out. Now,
we might be back in the multiple personalities /
Sybil / Andy Kaufman /
Syd Barrett /
Monty Python
zone! I hope I covered everything. Oh yeah---I'm also trying to
teach myself Sicilian, would love to indulge with my partner in
edible landscaping, and have a colorful cottage by the
sea.....Except maybe a giant cottage....for all of my
collections....But I'd prefer the cozyness of a small
cottage....Maybe a castle like Sir Robin of Loxley (aka Robin
Hood)!!!!....OK.....And I also enjoy watching test-patterns (the
colored striped bars kind/type)....Except that I can't find them
anymore. (I love old analog "CRT" type TV sets----Not
flat-screens....And I LOVE ANALOG everything....I hate digital. I
can relate to cell-phones (& the the convenience), but I really
hate high-tech. (Like---and now I'm in the Syd Barrett zone---As
much as I loved Star Wars, I also hated it....Like.....Evil can be
very intriguing....But it's not a good thing, so I'd rather grow
roses & skip through poppy fields with you!!!!).....And
obviously, I love vintage & big vintage ornaments covered
Christmas trees & have a great sense of family (I miss when
mine used to be huge, but they made the mistake of putting like 45
years between each generation, so....yeah.)....And I wouldn't MIND
living also in a house build as an exact replica of the
Jupiter-2...As least for a bit....Then back to the farm /
cottage-by-the-sea / Victorian mansion / castle!....And lots of
Beatles & Syd Barrett music! Or maybe early 70's Lost 45's (AM
pop) style music...Or those mushy but gorgeous "How Deep Is Your
Love"(Bee Gees) & "Falling"(LeBlanc & Carr) type 1970-1978
PRETTY AM RADIO LOVE SONGS (The Carpenters would be my
favorite in THAT dept!)...Or Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass
& all those other singers & big bands (Frank Sinatra,
beautiful music & love songs, etc) that my dad &
grand-father loved so much. To me, finding old seeds in my
great-uncle's shed & then seeing if they would still grow (THEY
DID!!!!) was beyond exciting!....Ummmmm....And I'm REALLY trying to
learn the SICILIAN language properly. (Some great examples of it
can be found in the sequential uncut versions of The Godfather, parts 1 &
2!....And I'm still thinking about holding your hand, looking into
your wonderful (big blue?) eyes...I love big eyes & round(ish)
faces...And running hand-in-hand along the lowtide seashore with
you & pretending that it's still 1968! (I miss Woolworth's,
Grant's, and all the other old-time chain department stores! Even
the SCENT of them!!!!)....And finally (as if!)....I LOVE 1800's
poetry book & 1800's "early science" books & I love &
believe in my own version of Christianity, creationism, scientific
creationism, creation, The Bible (including & MOSTLY all the
LOST BOOKS & the ones they REMOVED!---It's
beyond-fascinating)....And so, yes, I'm a Christian (albeit a
TRIFLE unorthodox) & I'm into Creation Science (aka Intelligent
Design)....And also a MAJOR obsessor about Cucurbits (the Gourd
Family & gourds) & ASTRONOMY (Lost in Space style)....the
possibility (& tons of YouTube videos about) LIFE ON MARS, life
in the Universe (think "Contact") the other planets, GOING to
other planets, the day-to-day reality ON MARS (!!!!!!!),
extra-solar planets, the pre-Adamic Creation, Rahab, Aster, the
planets, the planet that exploded between Mars & Jupiter, the
moons of our solar system, HUBBLE SPACE PHOTOS, the
wonderfully colorful universe & all that's out
there(!!!!!!!!!!!!), other galaxies, UFO's, aliens, secret bases
& projects, etc....OK......So....With me, you most definitely
get interesting. Never boring! But
that's OK! Because if you've read my profile THIS far, you not only
understand Asperger's Syndrome (somewhat), but you probably also
love kids (& wouldn't mind HELPING an adult version of one with
'real life' at times!) But if you like this profile, you're
probably just as crazy as me!!!! But that's OK too! I mean that in
a GOOD way! Because if you're that
intrigued with me, my mind & all that I've ATTEMPTED to
explain...
You do not WANT mainstream! Especially of you think (alot) and
believe that life itself MAY *be* only ONCE...Then there is
EXCELLENT reason to want to share your life with someone
like me...Especially if you are one of THE *ones*...!!!! Of course,
you TOO must be one of the *ones*...And you cannot be boring or
average either...Girl-Next-Door is FINE...As long
as I'm living next door to Linda Ronstadt or Fiona Apple or 1966
Michelle
Phillips or 1968 Dawn Wells!...[And I don't just mean
that in a LOOKS way---Although a fit & well-cared-for/toned
body IS important to me....You should also be kind, warm, caring,
passionate, compassionate, loving, a bit
family-oriented/old-fashioned (if possible), one who loves
laughing, is bubbly & full of energy & fun....& Most of
all (yes, I'm repeating myself here)...KIND, WARM, CARING &
LOVING....WITH A GOOD HEART.
(A healthy dose of purity doesn't hurt either, coupled with a
POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE & A STRONG SENSE OF HOPE, TRUST,
WONDER & EXCITEMENT for what the future just possibly might
hold & have in store for you. You haven't lost that sense of
childhood magic & your childlike sense of innocence, learning
& wonder....Beautiful glowing magenta sunsets still cause you
to pause & stare....And a sparkling sea....a sparkling moonlit
& star-filled sky.....and the "alive-ness" of storm-tide waves
in the ocean still does it for you. (You still love to stop &
look at the roses.......gardens.......nature........the
sky.......the magic & wonder!) You still SEE & FEEL it
all....& SO THEREFORE.....MOST OF ALL.....YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP
ON OR LOST YOUR DREAMS!!!! You're NOT cynical....And you still love
LOVE songs! If you're the one....(or one of the *very* few).....You
get the idea! You understand. THIS is the person for whom I am
writing all of this.
Have you ever experienced perfect love? Or perfect happiness? Or a perfect
lover? Is there such
a thing? Try me. (And NO, I don't offer myself THAT freely!) If you
want ordinary/mainstream/boring...PLEASE GO AWAY! Thank you.
Now...WHO ARE YOU? Are YOU one of the FEW? Have you been looking
for that perfectly colorful counterpart but coming up empty in the
CosmicGenius Dept? Well...If you
still believe that some dreams come true...If you still believe in
a dream come true...or a dream coming true...or dreams coming
true...[I HAVE TO GET INTO ALL THE SEARCH-ENGINES HERE!]....Pardon
the wishfulfancifuldream sequence
surrealism here
but...
In a girl, I LOVElaughter,
laughing, a great
sense of
humor, a great sense of the absurd, a love
of cleverabsurdist humor (be
it Monty
Python, Monty Python's
Flying Circus, Andy Kaufman, Trigger-Happy TV,
Candid
Camera, The Amanda Show, SOAP, No Soap Radio, Police Squad, the B-52's, They Might Be Giants,
old Saturday Night Live,
National
Lampoon's Vacation movies, Looney Tunes, Popeye, Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly,
Green Acres,
Gilligan's
Island, The Beverly
Hillbillies, Bewitched, Airplane movies, the Twilight Zone, Lost in Space,
Laugh-In,
Spongebob, The
Beatles, Charlie Chaplin, or
The Marx
Brothers), sharing one's inner thoughts & wishes & hopes & dreams & goals & inner feelings, absurdity, surrealism, warmth, lovingkindness, lovingness, understanding, insight, reflection, reflectiveness, perceptiveness, depth, fancifulthinking, youthful thinking, young-mindedness,
believing in
dreams, belief in God, having fun, knowing how to have fun, being different, being
unique, being
surreal, being
creative, being a
dreamer, being
HIGH ON
LIFE...I'm a good listener....Actually, I'm a
GREAT
LISTENER...And I LOVEhelping out with a girl's problems. I truly do!
Psychology is a
majorinterest of mine...But I
really *do* care...I'm a caringindividual. (How odd, huh?) I can be kind & gentle & all of those good
things....And yet I can still be a funWILD CARD, with the unexpectedDANGER ELEMENT that some girls seem
to like or want. (I've been told that I have quite an EDGE....That "rock-starcharisma thing"....I take that as a
compliment!) What can I say except that 'I AM one of the FEW!'?!?!?!
[Yes---That's a GOOD thing!] You would be very lucky to be able to
know me & share my time...IF you are one of the few---or (even
better) if you are THE ONE! (Jessica? Shannon? Robyn? Cynthia?
Jennifer? Is that YOU???)...Yes, I realize---An online singles site
may not even be the best option for me (no asylum-jokes, plz!) but it seems to make
sense right now. If you know anything in-depth about the lives of
such creative people as Syd Barrett (Pink Floyd's original founder),
Roger Waters,
Rick Wright,
John Lennon,
George
Harrison, Brian Wilson, Ray Davies, Jack Casady, John Paul Jones, Paul Kantner,
Jorma
Kaukonen, Roky Erikson, Alexander 'Skip'
Spence, Daniel Johnston, Brian Jones, Donovan Leitch, Sky Saxon, Ivan Browne,
Lee Freeman or
Jimmy
Page...then you MAY have some insight into some of what my
life might be all
about, but not necessarily. A humble creative Asperger's madscientistGomez Adams-inclined self-styledfree-thinkingHooterville
resident (think Hank Kimball x Gilligan except SMART!) possibly
$$$RICH$$$ but eccentriccreativesongwritingmusicalgenius [who AT TIMES loves Pirate Songs] & with all
of the predictability of Andy Kaufman in the role of
gourd-farmer
& perhaps THE most out-there/absurd sense of humor since Monty
Python's Flying Circus MAY not be too tangible to 'ordinary
folk'....But then---HOW ORDINARY ARE *YOU*???? Are YOU one of the
masses? Or...one of the crazy (actually sane) PRECIOUS FEW? Are
you one of the truly rare sparklinggarnets of the Earth? (Or, even better, of MARS!) Are you crazy enough to
be sane??? [Smokers are insane---in a bad way---for example (no
offense), but (perhaps???) ppl like Sandra Good & Lynette
Fromme on the other hand aren't necessarily crazy!] Asperger's
Syndrome is like a Gift From the Gods! [A Gift From God!] (QQV)
As are Music,
Mushrooms,
Sunshine,
Sunrise, Sunsets, Stars, Stargazing, Gardens, Gardening, Vegetables, Growing Things, Flowers, Farming, Farms, Gourds, Seeds, Going Green, Living Green, and BEING GREEN]....(NO, IT'S
NOT EASY BEING GREEN!!!!!!!) Monty Python's
Flying Circus is a good, wholesome, fun, bizarre, cosmic,
perfect WEIRD THING!
(How's that for randomness?) Yes, I LOVERANDOMNESS & SPONTANEOUSNESS---As long
as they are both very planned & controlled...[Not that I'm THAT
into CONTROL!]
And so...Do you like GAC FRUIT? [LOOK UP THE IMAGES OF IT
ON GOOGLE! ITS LOOK GOES HAND-IN-HAND WITH MY PERSONA!] WHAT ABOUT
TIDAL POOLS?
SEAWEED
PILES? VIOLENT WEATHER? LOW TIDE WALKS?
SUPER-LOW TIDES? STORM SURGES? GARDENING? GOURDSGROWING ON VINES? CASTLES? STAINED-GLASS WINDOWS? HARPSICHORD
MUSIC? SITAR
MUSIC? LATA
MANGESHKAR? THE BEATLES? THE KINKS? THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY? EISLEY? LONG SEASHORE WALKS?
BRIGHT SUNSHINE
& THE OUTDOORS? GREEN ACRES? MARS? THE 1960'S? HIKING UP EXTINCT VOLCANIC NECKS?
GROWING YOUR HAIR
DOWN TO YOUR FEET?
(WELL AT LEAST PAST YOUR WAIST!) WEARING VIVIDLY-COLORED/RAINBOW-STRIPEDKNEE-SOCKS?
WEARING YOUR SOFT LOW-CUT MOCCASINS DISCRETELY BACKLESS LIKE
BABOUCHES???)
THE DRUMMING OF BUDDY RICH? EARLY (DOROTHY-ERA)
JUDY GARLAND?
ETHEL MERMAN?
TINY TIM?
GOLDIE HAWN
MOVIES? JOHNNY
CARSON? LAUGH-IN? DEAN MARTIN ROASTS?
RAINBOWS?
KALEIDOSCOPES? DO YOU LIKE WEARING
YOUR HAIR IN TWO LONG SIDE-PONYTAILS? WHAT ABOUT WEARING
RAINBOW
TOE-SOCKS]? DO YOU HAVE A CLOG FETISH? MOCCASIN FETISH? BALLET FLATS FETISH?
SHOE FETISH?
LARGE SHOE
COLLECTION? ENJOY COLLECTING SHOES? COLLECTING
VINTAGE
CLOTHING? LOVE GOING BAREFOOT? NATURE SCIENCE? ALUMINUM
CHRISTMAS TREES? CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? VINTAGE
CHRISTMAS
ORNAMENTS? SHABBY CHIC? SHOPPING AT VINTAGE DEPT. STORES?
FASCISM? SEACOAST TOWNS? GOING
COASTAL FOR THE DAY? TV-LAND? WATCHING LOTS OF RETROTV & 60'S TV SHOWS AND 60'S COMEDY SHOWS?
UFO'S? WIND CHIMES?
CONSPIRACY
THEORIES? WEARING SHORT-SHORTS]]?
WEARING SHORT [CUT-OFFS? WEARING DAISY DUKES? WEARING 60'S/EARLY
70'S-STYLE-STYLE BIKINIS? (Like what Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge
would have worn!) OK so---Now that I've made a creatively insane
1st impression...I'm probably extremely difficult to describe in
words....[BTW---The photo makes my hair look REALLY SHORT---which
it isn't/wasn't---It's actually pulled back in a
probably-way-too-tight ponytail...It was also wet from going in the
water so...yeah]...But I would have to say...A very unique
individual (kind of like a John Lennon or Syd Barrett type persona,
except not famous & perhaps more colorful), who loves nature-science,
gardening,
farming, seed-saving, plant-breeding,
plant-collecting, greenhouses & all
that...Not to mention edible landscaping...As well
as various science-based obsessions such as geology, volcanoes, astronomy, Mars, time-travel,
rock collecting, seashell collecting, (non-fiction) book
collecting...Victorian poetry...Sicily... plus the 1964-1974 era, "Green Acres",
"Gilligan's Island"
(Mary-Ann, not Ginger!), "The Beverly
Hillbillies", "Lost in Space", "Dick Van Dyke Show",
The Beatles,
Syd
Barrett-era Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane (for their
music, not their morals!), The Carpenters, The Mamas &
Papas, ABBA,
films of both extreme colorfulness & innocence ("The Wizard of Oz",
"The Time
Machine", "Romeo & Juliette",
etc.)...some absurdist humor, such as (the
clean side of) Monty Python's
Flying Circus, Monty Python, (the clean side of)
Andy
Kaufman, Looney Tunes, & perhaps
Spongebob :),
who would be happy in a non-high-tech, computer-free world...who
loves seashores
& the seacoast, long walks at lowtide...reminiscing, family, photo-albums & memories of
carousel
rides....and shopping at Grant's & Woolworth's &
Kealy's...and outdoor farmer's markets trips to all
sorts of farmstands (aka farm stands all over New England) &
the giant
pumpkins, squashes & gourds at the Topsfield Fair : )...and old
8 mm
home-movies... who MAY love to move to Sicily someday... (I
LOVE ANCIENT RUINS & JUST WALKING THROUGH THEM---NOT ON GUIDED
TOURS---AND SICILY IS *SO* FULL OF ANCIENT GREEK & ROMAN
RUINS!!!! IT'S WONDERFUL---One of the only things New England
lacks!!!----Plus of course I love the old-fashioned-ness of
Sicily!)....who is looking for a girl-female-woman soul-mate &
female *me*/counterpart of sorts, with an equally colorful persona, an out-there
sense of humor, a (potentially) high intellect, (or farmer's
daughter type), with a love of nature, nature-science & all things
green, & who potentially shares a love of (good/melodic) music
(& is perhaps a singer or musician herself) who loves growing
her hair long....and perhaps has felt at times that her counterpart
doesn't exist...and who has perhaps felt that she belonged in
another time, be it 4000 years ago, or the 1800's, or the 1960's & 1970's...a girl who is as uniquely
progressive-thinking, non-mainstream, cosmic & out-there as she is fun-loving, old-fashioned & innocent.... Someone who
loves psychedelicday-glow bright vivid colors in her mind, dreams & ideas as much as she
does in her clothing... to share a very interesting & one-of-a-kind life
together. (& PERHAPS CO-OWN A SEED-FARM!) [< That's the
short version!] :)

Learning new things always...And persuing my interests at a
relatively leisurely pace right now...ALTHOUGH....I have FAR too
many interests (or couldn't you tell???) I'm not saying it's a bad
thing. There is just never enough time in the day. (I voted for
72-hour days, with 64 hours of light, BUT THEY IGNORED ME &
CALLED ME INSANE!) NOT that I wouldn't make time for YOU, btw!!!!
THAT'S NOT AT ALL TRUE!!!! I would LOVE to share my time with
someone who is into me & what I am/what I do. Due to SOME
family money, I don't HAVE to work. True. But PLEASE don't hold
this against me. And it's not a joke, either! I've just found that
at times there's a weird type of prejudice...I've had several gf's
who (although they like "a guy with some money") have seemed to
resent the fact that they HAD to work, while I didn't exactly HAVE
to. BUT---NEED I SAY THIS?---I AM *FAR* FROM BEING LAZY! Yeah, I
could just lay around & watch TV. But I've persued everything
from geology to farming, mostly self-taught, btw, and I don't
intend to stop. I love learning! Many ppl seem to stop evolving
post-high school or post-college. I have NOT stopped evolving, nor
do I ever intend to. It would be a SUCH fun ride for the 'right'
person. :)

Most things that I try...as long as they're within my spectrum of
interests, if that makes any sense. No, I'm not good at everything.
I was NOT good at sports. (But it also wasn't one of my interests.)
As for cooking, I CAN MAKE FRIED SALT. But I'm not THAT good at
it....Of course, if the right girl wants to show me, (and if she
wouldn't get too distracted by my arms around her & playing
with her long hair & whatnot), I MIGHT be able to learn a thing
or two! I'm basically a
singer/musician/multi-instrumentalist/band-leader/songwriter/producer
(Those are all sort of tied together)...Also a gentleman
farmer/organic gardener/greenhouse grower/plant breeder/seed
saver/seed collector/plant collector/compost experimenter/edible
landscaping technician/author of papers on plants &
seeds...Yes, I truly LOVE ALL THINGS GREEN!...A
geologist/rock-hunter/rock-collector/gold-panner...But that's more
in the hobby-realm...I mean I LOVE volcanoes...and love reading
about them...and even FINDING ancient ones in the New England area
& hiking up them, etc. (Makes for a fun date!)...But I'm not
sure that I'm 'GOOD' at it...So, I'll call it a passionate interest
& hobby until either A) I publish my volcanoes book &
acheive meteoric success or B) a local ancient volcano/caldera/maar
decides to ERUPT...in which case I will obsess 120% & open my
own volcano observatory....(Imagine how EXCELLENT that volcanic
soil will be for my plant-growing experiments!!!!)....I'm also
'good at' knowing A LOT about the latest astronomical facts---if
one can be good at such a thing---and I can't get enough of looking
at Hubble telescope photos...galaxies, nebulae, planets...Mars
images...Cydonia...It never ends...LITERALLY...Kind of like a
1970's Grateful Dead concert. (If you share this interest, PLEASE
let me know...It's rare! I mean Astronomy, not the Grateful Dead!)
btw---Did you ever see the movie 'Contact'? (It made a far better
statement about life 'out there' than 'Mars Attacks' did...Even
though many ppl would argue that it's not nearly as
fun!)...Ummmm....Also amateur radio & CB...shortwave &
scanner listening....Again, in the hobby realm. Outside of my
realm, I've tried both acting & comedy...even film-making...and
was pretty good at all three. My great-grandfather &
grandfather made movies, so that part (at least) was in the family.
Writing books....writing poetry...script-writing...As for my MAIN
INTERESTS----I can honestly say that I'm good at all things GREEN.
"Go green" & "Green Revolution" seem to be the buzzwords this
year...I was already there. Yes, so...I'm good at all things
related to FARMING, PLANTS, SEEDS, PLANT-GROWING, PLANT-SELLING,
GREENHOUSE ACTIVITIES, GROWING FLOWERS, VEGETABLES &
HERBS....TREES even. I performed tree-surgery ONCE & saved a
plum tree! (Sounds weird, I know....But the PLUMS were GREAT!) I'm
also good at MOST things musical. I love to sing! Singing is truly
a MAJOR one. Singing lead...And harmonizing. A FUN date for me is
to bring the 12-string acoustic guitar down to the seashore, on a
perfectly not-too-cool but not-too-warm breezy evening....Starting
around sunset, or just before...And serenading you with a set of
some of my favorite songs...some of your favorite songs...While we
listen to the sounds of the sea & you enjoy the feel of your
feet in the sand...and I enjoy watching the wind blowing through
your long hair...and you occasionally have to keep brushing it out
of your face....But it looks so pretty to me that it's worth
it!.....Mmmmm.....Romantic sunsets at the seashore with an acoustic
guitar....I kind of got lost in THAT one....That was nice...VERY
nice! (WHEN can we meet again???) OK so....Where was I? I've been
in bands & love singing/playing instruments in front of an
audience. LEAD GUITAR...RHYTHM GUITAR...BASS GUITAR...SITAR! (It
started with loving the sound of Indian music, as brought to us via
the Beatles & then I found my first sitar at a
yard-sale...& I NOW OWN 5 OF THEM! LOL!)
Also...PIANO...ORGAN...KEYBOARDS in general....HARPSICHORD....(Yes,
I LOVE Bach & baroque whatnot....But I also love LAURIE
PARTRIDGE in THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY & SHE PLAYED HARPSICHORD!)
DRUMS....Not my MAIN thing, but my dad was a drummer, and I can
play up to double-48th triplets (so, technically 96th notes...but
we'll just say 64th note triplets!) & I've very good at rhythm.
Buddy Rich is a drumming hero. Old school, they'd say, but the best
ever! And yes, SINGING. HARMONY & HARMONIZING are MAJOR loves,
which I am very good at. I can pretty much sing along to almost any
song (except maybe jazz) & make up instant-harmonies, for
whatever that's worth. I tried NOT to take lessons & NOT to
learn too much theory---to stay unique & to not become
formulaic---But I actually found theory fun. It gave me more rules
to break. I teach music OCCASIONALLY & when in the mood. I've
been told that I'm a good teacher & that I have lots of
patience, even though I don't think I have much. Let's see...I'm
also GREAT at day-dreaming, using GOOGLE, getting lost on YouTube,
off-the-cuff/on-the-spot WIT...Absurdist humor along the lines of
movies like Airplane!, Andy Kaufman & Monty Python's Flying
Circus...Maybe some Looney Tunes & Spongebob threown into the
mix for good measure. I like to practice my jokes (when not
singing) while gardening, and it MOST DEFINITELY disarms my uptight
rich neighbors...which IS A VERY GOOD THING. They are mostly
uptight & humorless & don't expect to hear POPEYE voices
comibg from amidst the 15-foot-tall corn stalks. Yes, I love
growing GIANT VEGETABLES too...I've thought about getting into the
giant pumpkin competitions, but it's ALOT of work! And I CANNOT
lift 1500-2000 lbs (at least not by myself!), and that's where the
world record is about up to nowadays. But I AM great at
plant-breeding :), and have developed several new varieties of
vegetables...The squash/gourd/melon/pumpkin/cucumber family
("cucurbits") is my favorite to work with...Followed by the
Solanaceae (tomatoes/eggplants/peppers/potatoes/datura/trumpet
flowers/etc.) Then PASSIONFLOWERS are a major love. I'm good at
that too. And EATING STRAWBERRIES. Yeah, I'm fine at growing them
too. But I'm REALLY good at eating them! :) And I am also great at
locating volcanic rocks, ancient lava flows & the ancient
remains of extinct volcanoes right here in New England. Quite a
talent, to be sure! I may be putting my research out in a book on
the ancient volcanoes of New England & the Applachians....and
tying in the New England seamounts! (Want to hike up a local
volcanic neck sometime?)...[I'll bet you've NEVER heard *THAT* line
before! HA!] But yes, I have many interests which I am also 'good
at'...Not to mention romance....(So I won't mention it)....But I
*am* good at it....Set & setting....Perfect colors....Perfect
sunsets...Perfect music....Perfect dreams of love. (Did I mention
that I also write poetry?) Hehe :) You and me....by the sea....

MY UNIQUENESS...MY CRAZY ADD - ADHD - ASPERGERASPERGERSASPERGER'S SYNDROME LUNACY! My
castle!!!!.....Well, after all, it's easy
to spot...for it's located high atop an extinct volcanic
crag...which is geologically more related to NW Africa &
Scotland than it is to New York.........You don't believe
me?........OK, sorry, maybe I got carried away A BIT.
Ummmm....probably....MY VAST COLLECTION OF NON-FICTION BOOKS. I keep them
stored in the bookstores, libraries & homes all over the
world. (Yes, I love to read...I love reading!...I'm very
visual....So big glossy PICTURE-FILLED & photo-laden non-fiction books
(esp. FIELD
GUIDES on NATURE SCIENCE &
nature-related topics. Glossy, photo-filled non-fiction books &
field guides are great!) I also love encyclopedias (including Wikipedia!), field guides, the
dictionary
& foreign dictionaries. I
have also majored in language & I LOVE LANGUAGE & LANGUAGES....but that's hard to
notice...unless I start talking loud...and foreign....in public!
..... Ummmmm... I LOVE STRAWBERRY CREAM CHEESE
IN BLUEBERRY BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!
(Which section is this again? I got distracted.)----Things people
notice.....Ummmmm.....MY VAST COLLECTION OF SEASHELLS. There's no room for them at
my home, so I keep them scattered across the beaches &seashores
all over the world. Same Thing my my ROCK COLLECTION / MINERAL
COLLECTION (ROCKS & MINERALS
aka ROCKS
AND MINERALS) (& CRYSTALS...I leave THAT collection in
caves, streams & mines worldwide....So....Leave it alone,
please! (JAJAJAJAJAJAJA) But I do love rock shops / rock &
mineral shops / collecting rocks & minerals in general....So I
guess people notice my collections in general....Because they can
be seen from (high-quality) telescopes on Mars, Titan & certain
(technologically-advanced, civilization-wise) planets in the
Andromeda
Galaxy. No no no....!!!! (Spoken in a somewhat condescending
Andy Kaufman voice.) ACTUALLY------PEOPLE NOTICE MY SENSE OF
HUMOR....MOSTLY DUE TO MY LOUD PUBLIC LAUGHING & LAUGHTER. I
LOVE TO TO LAUGH, TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, AND TO TELL MY OWN MADE-UP
JOKES &
STORIES TO
MAKE PEOPLE
LAUGH & SMILE!!!! Yes...I love life & love to laugh
& smile! I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH!!!! What
else do people notice? MY COLORFULBEATLES / SYD BARRETT-ISH / MOD STYLE / HIPPIE style clothing...My
(occasional) INDIA
& PAKISTAN /
PAKISTANI STYLE
COLORFUL
CLOTHING! [I even occasionally dress NORMAL...But I also
occasionally dress 100% dressy MAFIOSO...Now THAT gets a lot of looks!
Also---My sometimes LOUD TALKING & LOUD VOICE....(LOL---It's a
SICILIAN THING!)
But it's often very soft & romantic also...(So nvm aka never
mind!)....My attempt to have the longest profile online! MY MUSIC,
SONGS, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS & MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS PLAYING aka
PLAYING
MUSIC. I can even DRUM about as well as a VERY drunk
Buddy Rich!!!!
Not to mention Foster Brooks, Don Rickles (I LOVE their
comedy!) or HAWAII FIVE-0....I'm actually
always making jokes & doing humor-routines & 1910's-1960's
(& maybe A BIT of early 1970's) & I LOVE making people
laugh, ala the (1960's/early-to-mid 70's) comedy styles of Foster
Brooks, Don Rickles, 1960's (The Lucy Show) Lucille Ball, Judy
Garland, The Three Stooges, Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith on "Lost in
Space), Jim Nabors, Dean Martin, Bob Newhart, plus some
newer/recent/current styles like Andy Kaufman & Monty Python's
Flying Circus. And Jack Benny. But....
Seriously....When I'm NOT up on Mars (or some other non-Earth
planet and/or moon)----because it's difficult for terrestrial
audiences to notice ANYTHING I do when I'm knot HERE----They may
tend to gnotice (pardon the psilent "g"---yes, I know it's as
psilly as a doorgnob!)----Ummmm....They MAY tend to notice my
psychology
training & psychology degree, which
proved VERY helpful in helping me to understand & cope with my
own MPD (still debatable) & Asperger's Syndrome.
People notice
my Sicilian [I've studied the language for years & almost
mastered it---at least the Catania/Mt. Etna-area dialects. I'm
actually fascinated by language & (in addition to making up
hundreds of my own words), I've also learned SOME British, Indian
(Hindi), Pakistanese (Urdu) & the Area-51 dialect of Martian,
although I'm knot (there's a psilent "k", but it might as well be a
silent "g") admitting ANYTHING without a proper lawyer, ABBA-member
(I'm friends with Agnetha), or psuedo-organic proto-Mongolian
balloon-farmer by my side. And I never even mentioned Lynette
Fromme or Sandra Goode, so let's please stay
on the topic of seaweed, at least for the moment. (I lost you,
didn't I?)----Sea...I was just watching Foster Brooks on the Dean
Martini Roasts & I have bean told that I tend to be a
PERSONA-ABSORBER---aka that I also have an "AS-IF"
Personality---Which means that (kind of like Spongebob), I tend (at
times) to absorb & imitate the personas of those around me, or
those whom I'm currently obsessing over. (Be it Judy Garland---just
certain mannerisms---I don't turn into a girl or anything!---or Dr.
Smith on Lost in Spice.) I ALSO LOVE the music of LATA MANGESHKAR,
AFSHAN ZAIBI (aka ZABI/ZEBI/etc) & MUCH INDIA (INDIAN)
BOLLYWOOD FILM MUSIC....And much Indian music in general----Ravi
Shankar & sitar music + Pakistan + Hindu + Hindko + similar
central Asian music forms. Plus I LOVE belly-dancing & similar
forms of dance....It would be nice to have a long-haired girl who
enjoys belly-dancing for me!!!! I think I got off the track a bit.
Ummm....Things people notice about me....
My singing
voice....My guitar playing in public
(LOL)....My thick (& somewhat wavy) dark brown hair....My [insert
adjective which means 'dreamy' but sounds better] blue eyes....(Yes, an
interesting combination!)....Ummmmm....My sisters' (very) long
& pretty hair, big blue eyes & pretty model-like
looks...(Wait a minute---THEY weren't supposed to be tagging along
with me, were they? They're gonna take the *achtung* off of ME!!!
Ughhh)....LOL SORRY....Ummmmm.....My bag of Crispellis aka Zeppolas....I LOVE ITALIAN BAKERIES!
And (sometimes) being a vegetarian. And vegetarianism. And eating
healthy. And dark chocolate. WHOLE FOODS & TRADER JOE'S &
similar places....But they're so expensive. I'd rather just pick
things from my yard! And juicing is great too. I love to juice
things that I have grown....And so....Yes...I love growing my own
ORGANIC food. And EDIBLE LANDSCAPING!!!! I also love to cook &
love cooking! *I DIDN'T SAY I WAS GREAT AT CONVENTIONAL
COOKING*....BUT I'M GREAT AT EXPERIMENTAL COOKING!....ODD
COMBINATIONS...ALWAYS HEALTHY....AND I MAKE *THE* BEST SALADS IN
THE WORLD, BECAUSE I USE ALL SORTS OF TROPICAL, EXOTIC, WILD &
UNUSUAL VEGETABLES & GREENS....Nasturtium leaves are a
favorite!.....I also love fruit salads....Especially made with
tropical fruits....& Exotic things....After buying and/or
growing exotic things----Exotic fruits & vegetables. Tropical
fruits & tropical vegetables. Asian vegetables! TROPICAL
TOPICALS! Tropical topics, I meant. (Topic? OOOPS.) So
wait....Ummmmm.....My lack of a sense of humor & lack of
self-confidence....Yeah, that's that's what people notice first.
That's it! ;) Hehe My positive vibes, my sense of humor, my
patience, my ability to teach, my sense (& love) of hope &
love of learning....(I LOVE to learn about new things!) People
notice that. I even notice people noticing that! : )

1) SUNSHINE [ESPECIALLY CIRCA 60-80 DEGREES/DRY/BRIGHT SUNSHINY
DAYS & BEING OUTSIDE IN THE BRIGHT SUNSHINE]
2) THE WHOLE
NATURE/GARDENS/FARMY/GREENHOUSE/OUTDOORS/GREEN/PLANTS/FLOWERS/HERBS/VEGETABLES/SEEDS/GROWING
THING
3) THE WHOLE SEACOAST/SEASHORE/BEACHES/LOWTIDES/LONG WALKS/SALTY
IONIZED SECOAST AIR/FRESH SEABREEZE ENERGY THING
4) THE MUSIC I LOVE---MAINLY (VERY SPECIFIC) FAVORITES, BOTH
SONG-WISE & BAND-WISE, FROM (MAINLY) THE 1960's &
1970'S...MAINLY BEATLES-TYPE MUSIC &
PRETTY/MELODIC/HARMONIC/PSYCHEDELIC/FOLK-ROCK-BASED AND/OR
POWER-POP BASED MUSIC..AND ALSO SOME (MIDDLE) EASTERN MUSIC &
ESPECIALLY INDIA-MUSIC...I LOVE THE SITAR! AND ALSO THE
HARPSCIHORD!!!!!!!! (AND EVEN WIND-CHIMES, LOL!) [*WHEN* IN THE
MOOD, BECAUSE AT TIMES THE SIMPLE "QUIETNESS" (AND/OR SILENCE) OF
NATURE---THE WIND/BREEZE/BIRD SONGS/OCEAN WAVES/ETC---IS WHAT I
NEED!
5) BRIGHT, VIVID (AND OFTEN CLASHING) COLORS---COLOR! COLOR! COLOR!
LOL---WHETHER IN THE CLOTHING OF THE GIRL I'M WITH, OR THE ROOM, OR
THE LIGHTING, OR OUR SURROUNDINGS...EVEN JUST PERFECT SUNSETS
AND/OR RAINBOWS! I LOVE BRIGHT COLOR!!! (CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,
CAROUSELS, KALEIDOSCOPES, 60'S HIPPIE ART, MOD CLOTHES,
STAINED-GLASS WINDOWS, ETC... :)
6) A FEMALE COMPANION WHO SHARES ALL [OR MOST] OF THESE FAIRLY ODD,
STRANGE & SPECIFIC
LIKES/LOVES/NEEDS/INTERESTS/OBSESSIONS/FASCINATIONS/FIXATIONS/PREOCCUPATIONS
(& OF COURSE, HAS THE VERY LONG HAIR, SIMILAR TASTES IN
CLOTHING, MUSIC, INTERESTS, ETC....AND WHO IS ALSO OBSESSIVE ABOUT
HER INTERESTS!!!!!)

PROBABLY SITTING HERE AT HOME WORKING ON THIS PROFILE!!!!!!!! (How
paradoxically contradictory!) OR ELSE PRACTICING BEING
SILLY......(*See the Monty Python skit "Documentary on the Village
Idiots" [aka "Idiots"]*).....Or (perhaps more seriously)....I'm
probably YouTube'ing, or reading....Either on or offline.....Or
(perhaps more fancifully).....Sitting atop TRIMBLE KNOB and/or MOLE
HILL and/or VINEGAR HILL and/or THE BLUE HILLS [all extinct East
Coast volcanoes,
but you already knew that!]....& reading either "Volcanoes" by
Gordon MacDonald (Prentice Hall/1972) or The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings....or a
Syd Barrett
biography........No......None of that's true. I love those books
but....I mean...Why would I be sitting atop a volcano reading AT
NIGHT?!?!?! I mean...Geeze! I'm not THAT weird. No....More
probably....I'm wondering what YOU'RE doing. Truly. Who are you?
WHERE are you? IDK...Tending my plants & gardens....Off to the
seashore with my guitar...Maybe stargazing by the sea...counting
planets....Or just taking a long walk if it's lowtide...(or perhaps a local lake
if I'm not feeling QUITE so adventurous!)...Or maybe at a Barnes
& Noble / Border's....Maybe at Guitar Center....Perhaps
OCCASIONALLY I *might* be caught in a certain
vintage-pre-1983-video-games type arcade up at Salisbury Beach (ooops---a
give-away!) playing ASTEROIDS! (shhhhh!!!)...Before (if
discovered) making a quick exit into my discrete bright
hippie-purple LOUD-CAR, and speeding off into the night, with the
sounds of EISLEY
[check them out on YouTube to see if we're new-music compatible]
generously voluminating (MY word) out from the BOSE speakers...(No,
this ISN'T a discrete ad!!!!]....["I wasn't....prepared for
this"]....LOL.....ummmmm.....Sometimes just writing music...songwriting...composing songs...Playing
(whichever instrument) just for fun...Looking up things on
Google...Watching videos on YouTube...reading...listening to music...(VERY
selectively) watching a movie or TV show perhaps....***Dreaming
about watching my dream-girl frolic(king) about (barefoot and with
her very long hair very longly flowing-down) in a seaside tidal
pool [as opposed to the inland kind] & perhaps building lowtide
sandcastles with all of her farmgirl might....her cute 'n' soft
moccasins left nicely up by her
(tie-dyed/psychedelic/rainbow/day-glow) towel left safely upon the
higher & dryer sand-----YES, I LOVE TIDAL POOLS!!!!...There's
so much more, to be sure. (I think I got off the track A TINY BIT!)
But more importantly....What about *you* SHARING some of this??? :)

I have multiple
personalities....No I don't! Yes, I do. No I don't!!!! Yes, I
do. No I DON'T!.... [THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE] But I *DO* love
psychology. It's true. And I've learned quite a few things.
Asperger's Syndrome, for instance. Fascinating. (Who? ME????) OK OK
Another secret...[I held your attention this far....This is tres
COOL]...I speak *some* archaic 'local dialect-type' Sicilian...(How
arcane, huh?)...And, yes...I'm also a true romantic. Be it 'cool'
or knot...You just might be stuck with that fact. Imagine getting
serenaded with [SHUDDER]....(theatrical pause)....*LOVE* SONGS!!!
[WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.]

MOSTLY---YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE (IN ANY SIGNIFICANT WAY)
SIMILAR TO AND/OR MAJORLY APPRECIATIVE *OF* ANY / MANY / MOST OF
THE THINGS WHICH I HAVE STATED ABOVE! If you have a way-out there
sense of humor....are creatively insane....love to laugh....are
passionate about life & your interests....if you tend to obsess
over things &/or collect books & videos on (the) things
(which you obsess over)....If you have a kind & loving
heart....If you're somewhat (to very much)
traditional/old-fashioned/moral....If you believe in & love the
concept of family & if family (not 'The Family') is very
important to you....SO BASICALLY-----If------You are extremely
colorful & fun (AND UNIQUE!) yourself, [and/or
creatively/innocently insane] and you either LOVE these same sorts
of things (i.e. It is also YOUR dream to find someone like this,
and it's what you've always been looking for, etc...) OR IF YOU
*TOO* ARE LIKE THIS...Meaning---A potential FEMALE ME / PERFECT
COUNTERPART / CLONE / GENERIC TWIN / MY ELUSIVE OTHER HALF /
MIRROR-IMAGE / COMPLIMENTARY UNIVERSE OF COLOR (Did I miss any?)
& wish to live in a Wizard-Of-Oz-Fantasy-World all our
own...(One which, I GUESS, also WORKS in the real world---at least
occasionally!)......Complete with a castle on the beach... with a
farm...maybe an observatory with a telescope...Or at least
something along those lines! (Maybe a really ornate & colorful
Victorian room....with a Victorian rug....and a Victorian bed....)
How about a 100-acre farm ON THE COAST....But only about 40 miles
north of Boston? Nice cozy 5000 sq. ft. custom 4-level Victorian
house...+ cellar....with a greenhouse....[Does that work for you?]
LOL :) YAY!!!!