Child! you have seen the Metal! May the gods be with you! And now a reading from the battle hymn "by moonlight we ride, ten thousend side by side,
Sound of charge into glory ride over the top of their vanquished pride!"

And in the words of the prophet Eric Adams: THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL! AND THEY SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, SAID TO PLAY LOUDER THAN HELL, PROMISED THAT WE WOULD!