Scott Disick Makes More From One Club Appearance Than You Do In A Year

7/04/2016 1:25:24 PM

Depressed yet?

In news that is bound to both shock and disappoint, Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, makes more money in one night of going to a place than you do from one year of going to a place and actually doing things.

An article by GQ has revealed that Lord Disick (do we still have to call him this?), at one point, made between $70,000 or $80,000 per night at an LA club—that's $92,000 and $105,000 in Australian dollars if you want to truly feel bad about your life.

A couple of years ago, Scott's former manager reveals, he made $250,000 ($330,000 AUD) for a string of appearances in the UK.

Ouch.

But Scott isn't the only celeb who makes bank from appearing in sweaty, teenager-filled dungeons to drink alcohol, in fact he's on the lesser end of the proverbial club-fee food chain. If you want to feel bad about the current state of your salary, check out these baddies:

Kylie Jenner King Kylie supposedly made $200,000 ($263,000 AUD) to attend her own damn birthday party last year at a Canadian club.

Kim Kardashian Kylie's big sister Kim one-upped her, of course, by raking in $650,000 AUD for just one appearance at 1OAK on her 30th birthday.

Beyonce Even though you can't technically put a price on being touched by an angel, this one is pretty close. Bey was paid $1.3 Million AUD to show up at a New Year's Eve party in St Barts (the cash was supplied by Muammar Gaddafi's son, though).

50 Cent Despite the misleading name (and his latest declarations of bankruptcy), 50 Cent was once paid $950,000 AUD to appear at the opening of an LA club—and all he had to do was say one word: "hey".