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Profiling

Should we profiling in the War on Terror?

Do you believe in profiling?

Read this and then decide.

History of Attacks

(The correct answers are in red)

1.1968 Bobby
Kennedy was shot and killed by?a. Superman?b. Jay Leno?c. Harry Potter?d.
a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and
40?2. In 1972 at the
Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by?a. Olga
Corbett?b. Sitting Bull?c. Arnold Schwarzenegger?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
?3.In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken
over by:?a.
Lost Norwegians?b. Elvis?c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women?d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40?4.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped
in Lebanon by:?a. John Dillinger?b. The King of Sweden?c. The
Boy Scouts?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40?5.In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
by:?a. A
pizza delivery boy?b. Pee Wee Herman?c. Geraldo Rivera?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40?6. In 1985 the
cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was
murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
by:?a. The
Smurfs?b. Davey Jones?c. The Little Mermaid?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40?7. In 1985 TWA
flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue
passengers was murdered by:?a. Captain Kidd?b. Charles Lindberg?c. Mother
Teresa?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40?8. In 1988, Pan
Am Flight 103 was bombed by:?a. Scooby Doo?b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance
Kid?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40?9. In 1993 the
World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:?a. Richard Simmons?b. Grandma
Moses?c. Michael Jordan?d. Muslim male extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?10. In 1998, the US
embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:?a. Mr. Rogers?b. Hillary Clinton, to
distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems?c. The World Wrestling
Federation?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40?11. On 9/11/01,
four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World
Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the
other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were
killed by:?a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
Fudd?b. The Supreme Court of Florida?c. Mr. Bean?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40?12.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
against:?a.
Enron?b. The Lutheran Church?c. The NFL?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40?13.In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered
by:?a.
Bonnie and Clyde?b. Captain Kangaroo?c. Billy Graham?d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40?So, to ensure we Americans never offend
anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners
will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random
searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security
detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and
former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
alone lest they be guilty of profiling.