Dave and Stacy Sterling. You're average everyday lego loving couple... or are they? Let's look in as Dave comes home after a long day at work. His loving wife Stacy has not only made him a wonderful meal today, but also spent time in the lair doing the unthinkable... What could it be? Read on and discover for yourself.

Dave: "Wow, I am bushed."
Stacy: "Really, I thought you prefered hard wood? Oh, you mean tired. Well come on sweety, I made you a nice dinner."

Dave: "This meal is wonderful Stacy. You haven't made me anything this good since the last time I caught you swiping parts from my side of the lair."

Stacy: "I'm glad you like it."

Dave: "Is there something you need to tell me?"

Stacy: "Why no. And the fact that you would think that is very insulting. This conversation is over. I'm going down to the lair."

Dave: "Oh sweety... you dropped something."

Stacy: "Crap! Gotta get to my stash!"

Dave: "Where do you think you're going?"

Dave: "Get back here woman!"

Stacy: "Almost..."

POW POW

Stacy: "This time it's YOU whose going down honey!"

Dave: "Woah, I wonder if this is 'cause I made her pole dance down in the lair? Gotta get to my guns!"

Narrator: Dave was able to make it to the Futon of Love and whip out his pistols... not the kind he normally whips out, these, were for special occasions.

Dave: "Ok baby, let's see if you can take it as well as you give!"POW POW

Stacy: "You were there last night, you know we take it equally well!"

Dave: "Diving into the lair will only delay the inevitable sweety!"

Stacy: "For you maybe."

Dave: "Gotta be careful... She could be laying an ambush for me right now."

Narrator: And that she was. For Stacy was waiting in the lair with a large suprise for her husband.

Stacy: "Hope you lubed up sweety! Prepare to take it like a man!"

Dave: "And just where the HELL did you get THAT thing from?"

Stacy: "Phipson."

Dave: "Figures. He's always over compensating for something."

Dave: "And speaking of over compensating, try out my new experimental rail gun!"

Stacy: "That's cute. So you liked my dinner huh? How about a rocket propelled grenade for desert!"

Stacy: "And now my love... it's time to end this."

Dave: "Yes it is."

Narrator: The lover's swords crossed with the speed of lightning in a battle that would sound through the ages.

Narrator: Neither of them giving nor taking any quarter.

Narrator: They were evenly matched in every aspect... including height.

Narrator: The battle raged throughout the house untill finally...

Narrator: Checkmate.

Dave: "Well beautiful, I guess this is the end."

Stacy: "Yes it is."

Dave: "My god you're so hot when you're all sweaty and breathing heavy..."

Stacy: "Just do it and get it over with."

SLASH

Dave: "WAHOO! Ok, do me next!"

SLASH

Stacy: "Really?"

Dave: "Oh what, like you're REALLY surprised by this?"

Dave: "To the Futon!"

Stacy: "Take me you train loving stud! Lay that track!"

Dave: "So, what are the chances of you finally wearing the helmet?"

Stacy: "Sweetheart... Don't push your luck."

Fourth Wall Commentary: (With pictures this time)

So there ya go, The Moc Wars Trilogy is finally done! I promised this episode to Dave and Stacy a LOOONG time ago, right after I posted episode 5 and came up with the concept for this one. For those that don't know, Moc Wars episodes are based on taking AFOLs and putting them in mock movies. Episode 4 was done after "Highlander," episode 5 was done in the style of "The Matrix," and this one was a rip off of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."

Dave and Stacy, sorry it took so long to get out. Better late than never right? Ok, time to move on to the behind the scenes pics. Think of this as the bonus edition with special features.

Here's a full shot of the main floor. I was thinking about building all the rooms seperate and just moving them in and out for pics, but decided to just go with the single layout. I know it looks nothing like what they're real house looks like but hey, I do what I can.

Here's the lair. I did my best to create what the actual lair looks like with what I had available. I think it turned out pretty well over all.

Here's their layout from brickworld 09. As you can see, I even built a little train to go on it but the scale was just a bit too large. I did leave the train in a few of the shots in the background though.

And here's the layout from the rear... I feel so dirty when I say that.

Well, there you go. Hope you enjoyed reading the Moc Wars Trilogy as much as I enjoyed doing it. As many of you know, I started with episode 4 so that I could always have the prequel to go back to if needed. Let's all hope that I don't get that bug up my duff for a while.

Oh, and for those involved in the MocOlympics, this is what an entry in the Sig-Fig category would look like. And it was built completely within the rules of the games. I started building this for a few hours on Monday, did a couple more hours on Thursday and took the pics this morning so it was within the ten day time frame. If you happen to get Sig-Figs as a category, this is basically what we're looking for.

When they're on the couch at the end of the MOC are they doing what I think they're doing? Ooh...Nasty...

Dave Sterling

October 8, 2009

All I can say about this is...epic win Mr. Phipson...epic win! Thank you so much for hooking us up with a MOC-Wars episode. I'm so honored to have my extra-curricular pursuits immortalized in LEGO. Now for the real comments. Great job with the Gryffindor rug...if only I could actually find one like that. You captured 'The LEGO Lair' quite well...especially for having only seen it in photos and on video chat. And the ending is spectacularly right on...that's pretty much how things go around the Sterling house. Awesome work!!!!

1st of all awesome comic 2nd there is a problem this guy named PHAZE or PHAZEROZ or Commander Awesome (he has multiple accounts) have been getting into groups and de-admining everyone and then deleting the group or keeping it under lockdown and fear.
I believe his account ph Aze has been deleted but he keeps coming back some groups he is trying to take down is the CFOL (christian fans of legos), 701st marine corps,Armies of the Empire and for the mentally advantaged and different. Along with the 3 or 4 Army of the Trinity groups. PLEASE HELP! this guy is gonna destroy every last group on the MOCpages. This is CODE RED!

I have question! The Moderators in the group are judges too, or we can say you are the one? The "Warchief"! By the way, I know, I have lost, this theme was kind hard, for me, but thats all right! I had fun bulding it! If you make another contest, please let me know! Hope we meet again! Lawrence_

Some silly comments here lol - Just wanted to thank you for your great work on the MOColympics ! You've good a lot of work with that but it's so cool you did it, you're the MOCpage superman ! Hope we'll see a lot of great MOCs during it. Have a good day !

I got a great laugh from this! Awesome Moc Chris! So, installing those camera's answer all my questions about the comments made...all lube up dear? Dave takes it equally well? Philson has to always over compensating for something (duh!)? And Stacey cooks? And the stage set is amazing!

Jesus, Chris..P. that is hilarious. I don't know which is better the 'laying of track' or how Dave was also wearing the Slave Leia outfit! The new challenge is going to be waiting 16 years before you can release the prequel trilogy now ;)

I like it

Thomas N

August 3, 2009

reminds me of the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith, have you seen that or is it just me? Great work anyway, love the mini layout.

I like it

Thomas N

August 3, 2009

reminds me of the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith, have you seen that or is it just me? Great work anyway, love the mini layout.

Wow Chris... did you finally turn a light on to build by? This is actually kind of a good build. Just for fun, build something REALLY cool and don't write a story for it, let the build stand on its own.

Quoting Mark Kelso
So, all those hidden cameras you installed in Dave and Stacy's house really came in handy, huh?

More than you know Mark... more than you know.

Quoting Shannon Young
I was going to compliment you for taking your time on this because it looks nice and polished, whereas a lot of your stuff seems rushed to me, not quite to the level you are certainly capable of -- a product of short available building sessions, a little too itchy to post SOMETHING, whatever. Most of us have been guilty of that at one time or another. I know I sure have. Anyway, I read at the bottom that this was erected (I use that word because I know you'll snicker at it) in a short span of time. Shoots my theory right down. Guess the muse was just singing to you on this one. The kitchen is great, the lair with the micro layout is even better.

Thank you Shannon. I wish I did have more time to build but due to work and family, I'm limited to about 4 hours a week. I do have some long range plans for a larger build that's going to take some time. In the mean time, I may throw some small things together to keep the wolves happy.

Quoting Dave Shaddix
Wow Chris... did you finally turn a light on to build by? This is actually kind of a good build. Just for fun, build something REALLY cool and don't write a story for it, let the build stand on its own.

I was planning on doing just that. I don't know about NOT writing a story though... Just too tempting. But I'll see what I can do.

Phippy, you're at the top of your game here, pal!!! Nice build (loved the lair), hilarious commentary(as usual), and good presentation to boot. So, all those hidden cameras you installed in Dave and Stacy's house really came in handy, huh?

I was going to compliment you for taking your time on this because it looks nice and polished, whereas a lot of your stuff seems rushed to me, not quite to the level you are certainly capable of -- a product of short available building sessions, a little too itchy to post SOMETHING, whatever. Most of us have been guilty of that at one time or another. I know I sure have. Anyway, I read at the bottom that this was erected (I use that word because I know you'll snicker at it) in a short span of time. Shoots my theory right down. Guess the muse was just singing to you on this one. The kitchen is great, the lair with the micro layout is even better.

By the way...just in case I didn't make myself clear. Listen up MOC-kiddies!!! This build is friggin' awesome! The story is great...but the build is EPIC!!! The little details and the accuracy is unbelievable. This settles it once and for all...Chris Phipson has mastered the art of the brick.

I like it

Dave Sterling

July 31, 2009

Yeah...you did it all with a smile on your face and wearing a Slytherin 'wife-beater'. Nice.

I like it

George Kemper

July 31, 2009

Ha this was hularios. I bet that that is a normal day at the Sterlings. I should remember to never go to their house for dinner! hahaha-George

I like it

Heather LEGOgirl

July 31, 2009

Starting off with "hilarious" and "totally clever" and following it with a "love the oven and the fridge and the floor design as well" and I'll even sprinkle in a "wow, that lair totally looks like what I've seen of it." Bravo. :)

Quoting Heather LEGOgirl
and following it with a "love the oven and the fridge and the floor design as well"

You know what I just noticed? Stacy gets her first gun out from under the sink that I built... and there are NO shots of the sink! *slaps forehead* Too bad I already tore this down and sorted it or I'd go back and take pics of it... ARGH!