I guess I'm just looking for the same thing as everyone
else...someone to instagram pictures of their food and then sit
quietly across from me at dinner while we both play with our
phones.

Things I love: mustard, old school nintendo, picking out records
for other people to buy, comfortable footwear, hot showers with
good water pressure, iced tea, HBO, Buster Bluth, Sam Cooke,
Chik-Fil-A, Mental Floss, sunrises, Rustica, making things,
stretching, coca-cola, walking around the city in the snow,
avocados, soft pretzels, that time during sunsets when everything
seems to have a golden glow

Things I don't love: ketchup, self-help books, country music,
olives, people who write "defiantly" instead of "definitely" or
"loose" instead of "lose", The Dallas Cowboys, The guy at my gym
who works out in a polo shirt and jeans and sweats on all the
equipment but doesn't wipe it down and also talks on his phone
while working out, hangovers, most of the Jersey Shore, the
dishwasher in my apartment, oysters, daylight savings time, IPA's

the show ancient aliens. ever watch it? all the guys on that show
are so sure about everything. Who shot Kennedy? Aliens. Bigfoot?
Aliens. Where are my keys? Aliens. It must be nice to be able to
attribute all of life's mysteries to Aliens, I'm always tempted to
try that at work when someone has a question. "what's wrong with
the copier?" "ALIENS."