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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

According to OK! magazine, Britney had been in a huge fight with FedEx the day that she now-infamously shaved her hair off.

"They had a huge argument. Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."

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