Cedric Benson Arrested for Assault in Austin Texas…Again.

Chicago’s favorite scorned RB Cedric Benson has been arrested in Austin, Texas for Assault….again. Bear fans are rejoicing across the nation. Should we feel bad for the guy? Not at all.

We gave up Thomas Jones after our Super Bowl run to make Benson our #1 RB and it failed miserably. Honest mistake however, when he left town he threw our organization under the bus. It was apparent the Cedric Benson the Bears had and the Cedric Benson the Bengals wound up with were two completely different players. Well…outside of crime preference.

Ricky Doyle, the sports director at Your News Now in Austin, reports Benson was arrested “early [Sunday] morning” and charged with “assault on a family member.”

Per Doyle, Benson is currently in Travis County Jail and is facing a Class A misdemeanor.

Keegan Rush

Been following Chicago sports for many years. I have ties to Rockford, Illinois however have since been displaced in North Carolina far from Illinois. I am still an avid fan despite the geographical complications in following my teams. I am known as the internet’s #1 Rex Grossman connoisseur