*Wails uncontrollably* I really wanted to say thank you to all the authors and reviewers here, I learned a lot and I will miss you guys soooooooosooooo much! I promised myself that when I get my own computer and live at the university(If I make it there) I would revisit this site and see you all again. I love the muppets, and even though this is my last time here tonight, I will be watching and reading the stories I love so much! Miss Kermie, I will somehow get an email that's my own and send it to you and Wiggie, then we can all keep in touch! You guys are really like sisters to me. Love you guys!

As a dedicated Walter, you did tell your mom that sex and the Muppets do go together, it was in the title of their second TV pilot—namely The Muppet Show: Sex & Violence right?
Beyond that, you did explain to your mom that what you were reading was a fanfiction, a work of literary creation made by fans about a certain topic involving characters from that person's fandom... And that there are other wonderful fics posted here that do not cross the boundaries of indecency—as that would be reported and swiftly dealt with—even if there are some entries that push the envelope?
Seems like a rather instant reaction type of response, I hope you take care of yourself and are able to earn a return visit on good behavior Figgy. *Hugs.