As long as you're at it, bust the double-yellow line for the
car-pool lane as often as you can.

Be sure to flip off anybody you feel does not respect your right
to behave like a maniac.

Use the maximum acceleration available to your crotch
rocket from every stop. You want to go as fast as you
possibly can to the next light so you can slam on the brakes
once you get there.

Never use the rear brake.

Should you mistakenly apply the rear brake and lock up the rear wheel,
release the brake immediately
so your rear wheel unlocks at the same time the front wheel is pointed
in a direction you do not wish to go.