Doug: hey theres a part called the 'ball nut part'
Kyle: the what?!
Doug: ball nut part
Kyle: hahaha!!!!
Ross: the what?
Doug: Ball nut part
Ross: eh-eh-ehe
David: what?
Doug: ball nut part
David: haha!!!
Doug: who ever knew they had so creative names!!!!!!
(there was more then likely more that asked)

Me(Driver): Hey Corey, here is a picture of my failing at being a human player
Tim(Human Player): Yeah I didn't do so hot driving that day
Corey(Mentor): See that's why Tim handles the balls and Sanchez handles the sticks

Whenever we have safety lesson:
"The band saw was originally created to chop meat. Do you know what you are? Meat!"

"Look! A distraction!" (after I had written 'a distraction' on the whiteboard).

__________________"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would've appeared to them to be otherwise." - Alice in Wonderland

"Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

Member of the Team: " So what did we work on yesterday? "
Me ( Team Capitan ) : " Oh, we got the frame finished, and a prototype drive train working. "
Member of the Team: " Oh sweet! What does it do? "
Me: " It climbs the hump and strafes it. "
Member of the Team : *Cracks up laughing*
~
Me: " I am FIRST, and so can you! "

"So how are we mounting that? Because, as you have it drawn, that piston is floating in midair."
-Me, on a prototype drawing

Programmer: "So where are we mounting the laser?"
Me: "Three feet above the frame, mounted on the antigravity platform."
Programmer: "Very funny, no seriously, where is it going to go?"
Me: "You're talking about the IR aren't you?"
Programmer: "Oh yeah, so that's what it's called..."