Friday, January 2, 2015

Top Ten of Bollywood 2014

2014
was a mixed bag for Bollywood. The year started off with a bang, and it made us
believe the reign of nonsensical regressive commercial masala was over. That ray
of hope remained bright until about the first half of the year, after which
Bollywood resumed reverting back to the 80’s. Still, it’s generally very
difficult to even name five good films, but there were ten worthy ones this
year:

10 –
SULEMAANI KEEDA

The
true blue indie of the year, made by a bunch of Versovians, starring a bunch of
Versovians, made mostly for Versovians, Amit Masurkar’s Sulemaani Keeda was a lovely mishmash of Bollywood satire and a
love story. The fact that this film managed to find a wide release is achievement
enough - hopefully it would pave the way for more such films to be made and
released in the country. Because heaven knows we need more of these than Singhams.

9 –
HASEE TOH PHASEE

More
of a Parineeti Chopra acting showcase than a rom com, Hasee to Phasee was a fairly engaging and surprisingly well directed
first film by ad filmmaker Vinil Matthew. Despite the likes of Anurag Kashyap,
Vikram Motwane and Karan Johar as producers the film didn’t set the cash
registers ringing, thanks to the horrid marketing. But if this film’s quality
is any indication, the trio ought to collaborate more often.

8 -
HIGHWAY

The
film that made everyone take Alia Bhatt seriously. The film that made us
believe Imtiaz Ali could make something more than schmaltzy contrived dard e
dil filmi dramas and rom coms. The film that brought Stockholm Syndrome to the
mainstream audience. It had silences and long takes, and it was refreshingly
different from what one expected it to be. This one didn’t make much money at
the box office either, so the hopes of Ali attempting something different again
remain slim.

7 –
AANKHON DEKHI

Rajat
Kapoor’s tiny film had a big heart and terrific turns by Sanjay Mishra as a man
trying to understand the fabric of reality, and Seema Pahwa as his long
suffering but good-natured wife. Not being a commercial movie with a wide
release, Aankhon Dekhi too suffered a
bleak fate at the box office.

6 –
DEDH ISHQIYA

Smarter,
funnier, richer, way more gorgeous and containing more sardonic dialogue than
its predecessor, Dedh Ishqiya
delivered by the truckloads. Few filmmakers have the ability to deliver dark
and nuanced humor with such confidence, and Abhishek Chaubey, in just his
second film brought the house down. The mention of this movie also not making
gold at the box office is unnecessary because by this point I think it’s clear
that good films don’t do well in India.

5-
HAIDER

Vishal
Bharadwaj ‘s searing, brutal new Shakespearean adaption turned Kashmir into
Hamlet, India into the mother and Pakistan into the uncle. It was ballsy, and
glorious to behold. Shahid Kapoor delivered his career best performance, and
the fact that he didn’t take any fees to make this film is commendable.

4 -
KATIYABAAZ

A
docu on the power crisis in Kanpur, Deepti Kakkar and Fahad Mustafa’s
Katiyabaaz was a comedy, an expose, a satire, a vigilante tale, and more
hilarious and enjoyable than most feature films.

3 -
UGLY

After
the terrible Girl in Yellow Boots and
the good but not great Wasseypur
films Anurag Kashyap returned to blazing form by returning to his comfort zone
– a blood soaked dark thriller. There’s so much to admire in the film and for
the first time since Black Friday,
Kashyap delivered a film with a ton of repeat value.

2 -
QUEEN

The
biggest surprise of the year, Vikas Bahl’s Queen
had rare subtlety and quality for a mainstream commercial film, and it spread
like wildfire when people decided to see it twice in theaters. Kangana Ranaut
won hearts and also a lot of respect with her incredibly lovable (and honest) role.
Apart from the laughs and the sheer entertainment value, the feminist angle in Queen was an icing on the cake.

1 –
MISS LOVELY

Ashim
Ahluwalia’s film was a hilarious look at the world of low budget Hindi horror
movies in the 80s, and also a dark rumination on loneliness, alienation, and
desperation. It was the only Hindi film of the year that was truly out of the
box, and it was impossible to not be mesmerized by its audacity.

HONORABLE
MENTIONS: ENTERTAINMENT and SINGH SAAB THE GREAT

Entertainment was the greatest thing
created since the Monolith in 2001 A
Space Odyssey. It was the most innovative idea devised since sliced bread.
It was the single most astonishing masterpiece since Apocalypse Now. Directors Sajif-Farhad deserve a lifetime
achievement Oscar for satirizing their own loud, crass, vulgar and regressive
work.

Singh Saab the Great had lot of vintage
Sunny Deol Shouting, random acts of pointless and over the top violence, and
actors getting kicked, thrashed and killed in increasingly ridiculous ways.
What more could a film viewer want?