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Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Birth Month

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

According to astrology, you can learn about yourself, your life and your future based on the movements of celestial objects today and at the time of your birth. The alignment of the planets holds influence over your fate and the kind of person you are. Your astrological sign can give a broad idea of your personality and who you are as a person. Pretty intense, right? But the real question is, do you believe the same information can be gleaned from your Taco Bell preferences?

If we were to engage in what one might call Tacostrology, could we deconstruct the information we've learned about you and figure out what you were born? Is it even possible that we could accurately say you were born in February because you like soft tacos? Or July because of your thoughts on pico de gallo? There's one way to find out! The planets have aligned with the Crunchwrap Supremes, and the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco is in retrograde! Take the quiz, let us know your taco hopes and dreams and we'll tell you what month you were born in, it's as simple as that.

There's so much to choose from at Taco Bell but if you had to pick just one favorite, what would it be?

Soft Taco

Bean Burrito

Crunchy Taco

Mexican Pizza

You can't order much without some kind of protein inside, right? What kind of protein makes the meal for you?

Seasoned beef

Chicken

Steak

Refried beans

Cheese makes everything in the world better. What kind of cheese do you like on a taco?

Shredded cheese

Three cheese blend

Nacho cheese

Lava sauce

If you're in the mood for chicken, Taco Bell can help you out. What's your chicken favorite?

Sometimes a taco isn't quite big enough and you need a chalupa. What's the ultimate chalupa?

Chicken Chalupa Supreme

Double Chalupa

Naked Chicken Chalupa

Spicy Double Chalupa

A taco isn't a taco without the right kind of sauce. What sauce is key to making a delicious taco?

Avocado Ranch Dressing

Guacamole

Pico de Gallo

Nacho Cheese

There are some tasty side dishes available at Taco Bell. Which one do you want?

Seasoned Rice

Black Beans and Rice

Pintos N Cheese

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

Are you a nacho fan? Then you know you need a tasty dip for them. Which dip do you love?

Salsa

Guacamole

Pico de Gallo

Nacho cheese

You don't need to wrap or fold everything at Taco Bell. Which of these specialty items is calling your name?

Fiesta Taco Salad

Power Menu Bowl

Mexican Pizza

Crunchwrap Supreme

There's a wide variety of tacos you can choose from. Which one is your favorite?

Soft Taco

Crunchy Taco

Double Decker Taco

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

Maybe a taco won't cut it and you need a burrito. Which burrito is best?

Bean Burrito

Beefy Nacho Griller

7-Layer Burrito

Beefy Fritos Burrito

When you need a dessert, you can find a few sweet options. Which one sounds right to you?

Cinnamon Twists

Cinnabon Delights

Caramel Apple Empanada

Kit Kat Quesadilla

You're going to get awfully parched eating those tacos. Order a drink!

Pepsi

Beer!

Iced Coffee

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

If you're on a budget, you should hit up the Dollar Cravings menu. Which of these would you choose?

Triple Layer Nachos

Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito

Beefy Mini Quesadilla

Spicy Tostada

In order to craft the perfect taco, you need the right veggies. What veggie is a must-have item?

Lettuce

Tomato

Jalapeno

Onion

A normal taco is good, but a colorful taco takes it to the next level. Which jazzed-up taco is what you crave?

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco

Black Jack Taco

Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

Taco Bell sauce packets are half the fun of eating a taco. Which sauce is the best sauce?

Mild Sauce

Hot Sauce

Fire Sauce

Verde Sauce

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. What would you have?

Grande Scrambler

Breakfast Crunchwrap

Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla

Naked Egg Taco

A quesadilla is a nearly perfect food when you think about it. What do you like inside yours?

Cheese

Chicken

Kit Kat

Steak

When meat isn't your thing but you still want something filling, beans are the answer. Which bean is best?

Bean Burrito

Black Beans and Rice

Pintos N Cheese

Black Bean Burrito

It's important to choose the right name for a menu item, but sometimes Taco Bell leaves you hanging. Which of these vaguely named items sounds best?

Power Bowl

Stacker

Chickstar

Meximelt

Do you need to bring the heat? What spicy option sounds delicious?

Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller

Spicy Potato Soft Taco

Spicy Tostada

Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

Which one of these cheese-filled snacks is the best of the lot?

Cheese Quesadilla

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

Chips and Nacho Cheese

Pintos N Cheese

Why settle for one tortilla when you can get two in the same item? Which double item is best?

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

Quesarito

Double Decker Taco

If you need a vegetarian option, Taco Bell has you covered. What's the best meat-free choice?

Cheesy Roll Up

Black Bean Burrito

Power Menu Burrito

Spicy Tostada

Not every Taco Bell item is a winner. Which discontinued menu item is better forgotten?

Seafood Salad

Bell Beefer Sandwich

Naked Chicken Chalupa

Firecracker Burrito

If the whole crew is coming over, then you need a Party Pack. Which pack would you pick for your party?

Taco 12 Pack

Rolled Chicken Taco Party Pack

Supreme Variety Pack

Grande Meal

Taco Bell knows how to prepare a potato. What potato dish is best?

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

Hash Brown

Loaded Potato Griller

Spicy Potato Soft Taco

Taco Bell has created some epic junk food mashups. Which one is the best one?

Beefy Fritos Burrito

Cheetos Burrito

Kit Kat Quesadilla

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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