It’s no secret that when you’re rich and famous, everything you own is fabulous — especially real estate. And whether it’s a private island, vineyard or historic home, celebrities like Ellen DeGeneres, George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey know how to put our modest beach bungalows to shame with their breathtaking spreads.

The lawsuit filed against Johnny Depp, his security detail and the Hollywood Palladium in connection with an incident at an Iggy and the Stooges concert last December (and made available on E! Online) is making us cringe, a lot. Not that we know how much of it is true, but the allegations made by “Jane Doe,” a disabled physician and med school professor, are pretty horrifying: Early in the night, she says some guards tried to block her from getting back to her seat in the VIP section, telling her to go to around to a different entrance, which she didn’t want to do since she didn’t have her cane with her. Later, she alleges that the bodyguards tried to forcefully pry her iPhone out of her hand, dragged her up to a balcony area and then proceeded to handcuff and drag her out in a manner that caused her pants to fall down “exposing her buttocks to the other Hollywood Palladium patrons.” She says she suffered “severe trauma and extensive injuries” as a result. The suit also says that Depp was looking on and talking to his bodyguards throughout the night, and thus directing their actions.

While we wait to see how this drama unfolds, we thought we’d look back (not so fondly) at the wide variety of celebrities who’ve been caught up in similar situations, due to their overzealous security team, overly aggressive fans and photographers, or, more likely, an unfortunate combination of the two.

In 2004, Prince and his bodyguards were sued by college student Anthony Fitzgerald who said they confiscated his camera after he snapped a photo of the artist in Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport. Prince countersued for invasion of privacy and violation of copyright and trademark law. The fact that we can’t find anything on the conclusion of this conflict leads us to believe both parties settled this quietly.

Thank you, TMZ, for giving us this gift today. Do join us in laughing hysterically at this video of Jamie Foxx busting out some hardcore Michael Jackson moves, in his underwear. Sorry, we lie. It’s not just his (red) underwear. He has a cap and sneakers on too! That’s ALL. The video was taken about a decade ago but was just fished out now. It doesn’t matter, though. Now it’s going to be a part of pop culture’s collective consciousness forever. Our man’s strutting his stuff like it’s going out of style to the sound of Prince‘s I Wanna Be Your Lover. Could it get better? No it can’t. This is sort of NSFW because of Jamie being in his skivvies. But watch it as soon as you can because it don’t get more … foxxy, than this.