The 200% World Cup: The Netherlands vs Australia – Live!

The Dutch are unbeaten in their last eleven World Cup group games, Robin van Persie has scored ten in the last nine games he’s played in BUT they’ve never beaten the lowest ranked team in the competition.

The game’s pivotal moment right there. Leckie misses one chance and before I could finish typing that, let alone Jenni getting the gin out ;-), Memphis “Tennessee” Depay spots a gap in Oz keeper Mat Ryan’s left glove, and its 3-2. Cahill is subbed, his World Cup very possibly over.

“Debatable decision” says Carlisle, over footage of Matt Leckie pushing a Dutch defender over. Controversy, my days. Meanwhile, RVP is out for the Chile game. The “misses next match” caption is moving into overdrive.

Clarke Carlisle as a co-commentator isn’t to everyone’s taste, but I’d rather listen to someone who sounds legitimately excited to be at the World Cup, let alone being PAID to be there, than Mark “Droopy” Lawrenson.