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Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty: Rictor's Bigfoot Encounter?

Did Rictor have his first Bigfoot encounter in this clip? Find out this week! Spike TV's new series, The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, airs this Friday 10,9c. Who will win the biggest television jackpot of all time?

No one wins the bounty. They knew this was not possible when they decided to make the show. The network already saw that a show that produces nothing, starring a bunch of knuckleheads is profitable and cheap to produce.

Just like the FINDING BIGFOOT show, and MOUNTAIN MONSTERS, their is a small army of support people with them.The FINDING BIG FOOT team has 4 clowns, that are supported by 15 other people who the viewers don't see. Light men, Camera men, Producers, assistant producers, Medical people etc. How could they quietly go through the woods? AND at night. if there are any Big foots nearby, their gone!This new show will be more of the same, except with 9 clowns instead of four! It's all BULLSHIT!But I plus millions of other dummies will watch this crap, because we are bored, and what to believe!They'll make tons of Money!

It should be call THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT BIG FOOT SHOW since Rick "Dicky" Dyer was born!

Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the snivelling, dribbling, palsied, pulseless lot that make up England. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed. They can nothing but frogspawn the gibberers. Why, why, why, was I born an Englishman!

There are 52 ways to booger anyoneOne or two are the same and they both work as wellI'm coming clean for Patty, Matilda doesn't scream as welland the bfro won't listen all nightso bobo I'll be over soon just as soon as I fill them all inI can remember when I saw Hank lastwe were all running around the camp having a blastnow the backseat of the squatch van is so lonely without youI know when you roamI was tree knocking for youthere was something I forgot to filmI was hoaxing on Saturday night

I was out squatching without youThey were playing our callsI was crying in the gifting bowlHoaxing on Saturday night

As the moon becomes the night time You go surreptitiously, striding away I'm sitting in the bedroom, Where we used to sit and analyze sighting tapes Now I'm watching, watching you die

I can remember when I saw Patty lastwe were both riding around having a blastnow the diaper end of the suit is so nappy without youI know when you hoaxI was tree knocking for youI was stealing your snuffthere's something I forgot to sayI was hoaxing on Saturday NightI was out squatching without youI throw rocks and run the other wayI was hoaxing on Saturday night

This just in. Some real evidence and a confirmation on a recent sutdy has been released. It is being called the biggest discovery of 2013. When dogs poop they face the south. This is in peer-review as I speak.