Yet another penis-related incident has been unveiled online, this time involving a Chinese man who somehow shoved a padlock up his urethra…

The 31-year-old man was brought in to a hospital in China’s Fujian province complaining that his “bladder hurt”, and a glimpse at his x-ray photo distinctly showed that a padlock could somehow be seen – leaving doctors feeling quite certain that the invasive item was inserted through his urethra.

Likely surprising no one, the man had to undergo surgery to get the object removed, with surgeons skillfully managing to release the padlock and extract it – however, the man was informed that the grave incident “might have a permanent effect” on his genital region.

The secrets of just how and why the man got the padlock into his bladder unfortunately remain locked away, though speculation naturally tends towar it being a sexual endeavor of some sort.

HOW?!!!! EVEN?!!! i get it if is a woman cause their vaginas are damn elastic that even their womb can be fingered by 1 to 3 fingers(if done right, if done wrong then your on your own) heck even there urethra can have a of a black dude shoved in it but a male? how did he do it? i am curious at the same time disgusted and creep out by just the notion of it.

Yeah it is. Various sex shop websites sell insertion devices for the urethra, sometimes to stretch it (the largest I’ve seen advertised was 4cm in diameter, just enough to put a dick in there… but supposedly it’s only sold to women), sometimes shaped like anal beads to just rub in and out. If you are surprised by this, welcome, this must be your first day on the internet.

Uh? How? Impossible.
Surely you can’t physically fit a padlock through the urethra, there’s just no way.
For him to have stretched his urethra enough to fit a padlock, his dick would’ve already been made useless.

I’m calling bullshit on this. I was in the hospital twice for an operation and they inserted a catheter up my dick so I could piss in a bag and it hurt really bad when they inserted it and when they pulled it out and that’s a relatively small tube.
Unless that padlock is nano sized it’s got to be fake news.

Shat Fake News have been around for quite a while, yet it is trump who normalize fake news by creating more actual fake news, claiming real news as fake news, and making everything into fake news or truthful “fake “fake news”” news.