I laugh in the face of fear and tweak the nose of your...so called...shirts (???)...I am the proud owner of an onerous collection of shirts that have the ability to fell large mammals at a preposterous distance.

Some of my shirts have a government health warning attached.

I have the distinction of being arrested for wearing a "loud" shirt in a built up area.

Once again...HA...I am cock the proverbial hoop at your challenge and shall make you weep at my magnificence come the time more commonly known as "The Gods".