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He'd take 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 stars along with Rosie O'donnell's mouth and compress them and thier energy into the space of an atom, put it in the hollow point of an inter-celestial Glock with a heavenly load that travels faster than light. When the inter-celestial bang pow mouth load hits the target it would be an event that escapes even the imagination of satan himself!

Nothing...His hands is big enough to give you a loving slap at the back of your head if you are naughty or grab you by the collar and beat the living daylights out of your butt if you misbehave. LOL

Yeah, sort of like Special Agent Jethro Gibbs' loving taps on the back on Dinozo's head on NCIS. And if that don't get your attention, you will be in trouble. Very similar to not paying attention to God.

The Constitution says that all men (and the ladies) are created equal......but I do believe there was divine inspiration for the Glock. Surely we can all agree.

For whosoevereth arms himself of the Glock about his loins shall be girded well with strength and heavenly reliability and all else will return to dust and rust or bust before him.

And they were bringing rimfire shooters to his shooting range that he might let them get a lane on his rifle range, and the disciples rebuked them. But when Jesus saw it, he was indignant and said to them, "Let the rimfire shooters come to me and set up in an empty lane on my shooting range; do not hinder them, for to such belongs at the gunclub of God. Truly, I say to you, whoever does not practice at my rifle range like these rimfire shooters shall not become a member of the gunclub of God." And he took them in his arms and blessed them, and gave them a twenty percent off coupon for their next purchase at Cabelas.

Be careful not to practice your tacticalness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. So when you carry a concealed handgun, do not announce it with trumpets and CCW Badges, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored as sheepdogs and mall ninjas. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you carry a concealed handgun, do not let your attire indicate what you are doing, so that your carrying a handgun may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you by helping you develop increased situational awareness and a tactical mindset.

And when you post on the internet, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to refer to magazines as clips because they think it sounds gangsta. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you post on the internet, first do a Google search for a good glosary of firearms terms. Learn these terms and use them correctly. Then other gunowners, who see what you have done, will reward you with useful information on firearms.

And when you post on the internet, do not keep on growling like kelcarry and wooddoctor, for they think that they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, instead post useful information for other gunowners, and you too will receive useful information on firearms.

He'd take 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 stars along with Rosie O'donnell's mouth and compress them and thier energy into the space of an atom, put it in the hollow point of an inter-celestial Glock with a heavenly load that travels faster than light. When the inter-celestial bang pow mouth load hits the target it would be an event that escapes even the imagination of satan himself!

Nice scenario....and we will all be here at our premium seats watching Rosie's and her innards glow and scatter to pieces pretty much like the New Year's fireworks. How soon will this happen? Will she take her cahoots with her?

Nice scenario....and we will all be here at our premium seats watching Rosie's and her innards glow and scatter to pieces pretty much like the New Year's fireworks. How soon will this happen? Will she take her cahoots with her?