Man, I’m glad I was a kid before Barney was on. Apparently that big purple dinosaur taught kids a lot more than I ever expected. Like in this clip, “brushing your teeth” looks suspiciously like fellatio — something that eight-year-old boys aren’t supposed to be good at (exceptions: Catholic church, Thailand). Note the gargle at the end of the clip — you don’t even see porn stars with that kind of enthusiasm. Well, not female ones, anyway.

Today’s revelation: Barney’s “I Love You, You Love Me” is a song about group sex with children. Perv.

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“fellatio — something that eight-year-old boys aren’t supposed to be good at (exceptions: Catholic church, Thailand)”

I would add Boy Scouts to that list of exceptions

07.27.09 at 12:17 pm

Matt

Apparently, that was also a demonstration in the vigorous yet subtle art of rubbing balls. (:25-:28)

07.27.09 at 6:05 pm

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Barney still gives me nightmares. I’d like to see a “where are they now” for those kids on the show.

07.27.09 at 10:39 pm

Andy

To think Selena Gomez started off in Barney…

07.27.09 at 10:59 pm

jerome

i’m sorry but this doesn’t really bother me due to the fact that a child shouldn’t know the “suck a cock” motion. this seems pretty harmless since i know that my mind is in the gutter and a little kid is still pure.

07.27.09 at 11:11 pm

Andrew

I agree with jerome, except I watched this with the sexual act in mind and it didn’t even really remind me of it.

07.27.09 at 11:15 pm

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07.27.09 at 11:25 pm

Greg

You’re a pervert. The kid is clearly just brushing his teeth. Sheesh.

07.27.09 at 11:35 pm

Jin Uzuki

Fuckin Genius

07.27.09 at 11:47 pm

Itaintrite

When you have a dirty mind, everything you see will remind you of sex in some way. Do you giggle every time you buy vegetables? :)