When Nava Atlas said she was sending The Mouthy Housewives her new book, Secret Recipes for the Modern Wife, we politely said, “thank you,” then we rolled around on the floor laughing at the thought of actually cooking dinner without the use of a microwave and a bottle of wine. We were greatly relieved, however, when we saw that all of her recipes are like this one:

It’s a hilarious, creative book filled with great, vintage housewife images and recipes for things like Gender Role Casserole and Psychotherapy Pie. And the best part is, Nava is giving one away to one of our readers! To enter, leave a comment letting us know the name of one of your secret recipes. It can be funny, true or just completely made-up. We don’t care. Just make us laugh!

Throw all in baking dish, add a little bit of water, and salt and pepper only if you’re feeling generous after 2 glasses of wine.
If you’re not feeling generous, substitute cajun seasoning/entire bottle of insane hot sauce instead of salt and pepper.
Sit down on couch and read a book while consuming more wine.
Remove from oven after the smell starts permeating the entire house, but before the smoke alarms go off.

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