Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy:
Playlist
from July 5, 2017

Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw.
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July 5, 2017: Make Waze for Ken and Andy!
Ken does traffic updates every 180 seconds. This is for listeners without access to Google Maps, Waze, etc. The traffic info comes from any caller that is on any road. PMS warnings, parking reports, and black bear alerts are also collected. Andy dials in via Skype (due to a fake feud he is having with someone on Ken's staff).

Some traffic reports come in from faraway places like Melbourne, Boulder, Montreal, Vermont, and Boston! Most calls however are local, coming from roads such as Route 46 in Clifton, Prospect Avenue in South Orange, Route 3 near Route 7, Route 91 into NYC, Columbus Rd in Jersey City, Route 280, the BQE, Gowanus Canal Bridge on Hamilton Ave, the Tick Tock Diner, 23A in the Catskills, the Garden State Parkway, Elizabeth, Boonton Ave in Kinnelon, Route 15 in Sparta, and Route 22 in Hillside.

A Greatest Hits roundup wraps up the show, with Ken delivering the final traffic update like a searing Eric Clapton guitar solo.

In other topics, Ken recounts how earlier in the day, Andy butt-dialed him from his Masturbatorium. Andy remembers seeing his first tow truck. And the billboard has been reserved! Kickstarter campaign to follow.

Wed. 7/5/17 6:31pm
Will from Seattle:
I don't think they'll say this is radio from the Caucasus region either

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Wed. 7/5/17 6:32pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
In a future episode, callers can dial in and report the whereabouts of traffic copters.

Wed. 7/5/17 6:33pm
Fredericks:
Driver, Route 280 still had to go past the billboard site just in a different direction, right? Or are the lanes no where near each other and if they aren't why do they have the same number?

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Wed. 7/5/17 6:40pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
Listeners from North Korea can call in to report status updates on their nuclear missile program. Could there possibly be a fatal flaw with that idea?

Wed. 7/5/17 6:41pm
Listener Robert:
Obviously you should recommend that deserted road in Vermont as an ALTERNATE route for people stuck in traffic on the others.

Wed. 7/5/17 6:44pm
Listener Robert:
Quick, use Google Maps to construct an alternate route that uses that road. Once you're on it, you don't even have to steer! It may take a bit of a detour to get to it from Australia, etc., but the investment of time will be worth it in the long run.

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Wed. 7/5/17 6:54pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
7SD idea: The Cooking Show. WFMU staff has a week to leave various ingredients in the WFMU kitchen. Listeners call in with a selection from the list and an instruction of what to do next. Result: a crowd-sourced entree or dessert item.

Wed. 7/5/17 6:55pm
dale:
the chatterbox is overpriced and underwhelming foodwise. BUT - they had a hostess with downs syndrome and i love that!

Wed. 7/5/17 6:55pm
J. Jonah Venuture:
Between the 'P.M.S.'-related misogyny and the casual talk of killing hippies, it's great to be reminded that certain ways of thunking are actually, really, truly, <em>deplorable</em>, they are wide-spread, and the tumour occupying the Executive Mansion and the well-heeled savages running the Congress may be exactly what 'we' deserve.