Evening Reading: WHAT IS THIS HELP

What? Evening Reading? I haven't been here in a fair while. Possibly since last E3. May I never return to this foetid pit ever again. I've been working for fourteen hours straight so far and there's still plenty to come so yes, thank you Evening Reading, you're just what I wanted right now. I hope you're happy with yourself.

It has been a great day for E3 though, hasn't it? Relive the highlights of the Nintendo and Sony press conferences via convenient, friendly and completely safe, we must assure you, Shack-o-vision.

What kind of crap is this? Alice, are you new to this whole 'job' thing?

The proper way to do it is to blame everything on Brian and then talk yourself up about how you took time out of your busy schedule to cover for him. It simultaneously increases your chances of a promotion/raise (at the expense of Brian, but he won't care once SC2 comes out anyway) and makes you look like a fabulous team player.