CONFESSIONS OF A
WINDOW CLEANER

Timmy's told that his female customers may require additional services,
his family are horrified when he gets involved with a pretty copper, and his new girlfriend threatens to handcuff him unless he behaves himself.

"She was the type of girl you say 'Please may I?' before you give her one... a card I mean."

CONFESSIONS OF A
POP PERFORMER

Sid signs up a band when he decides there's money to be made in music, an attempt to service a customer to secure a booking draws a blank, and Timmy has to step in when an accident puts the drummer out of action.

"Yeah, swinging from strap to strap... Him Tarzan, you Jane. Here, have a banana. You look like you lost your nuts."

CONFESSIONS OF A
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

Sid and Timmy take over a driving school when the owners leave town, moving into the wrong office does little to impress a rival company, and hopes of securing a merger mean getting much closer to the opposition.

"I say, I wonder if you could do me a favour... Well could you stick this up?"

CONFESSIONS FROM A
HOLIDAY CAMP

Sid thinks he's onto a winner when he reopens a holiday camp in March, a new owner insists that their jobs depend on a beauty competition, and Timmy's tasked with searching the camp for the loveliest talent around.