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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Where's the Outrage?!?

Oh. My. God! Did you hear about Prince Harry?

You haven't?!? Oh, man, it's awful! He was partying with this girl! Naked! And there are pictures!!!

What? Well, no, I mean a "girl," but, y'know, a woman. She's not, like, underage or anything. No. . .No, I mean, he isn't raping her or holding her prisoner or anything. . . . In fact, from what I've read and seen, everybody was just having a good time. So. . . yeah, um, I guess, well, if you put it that way, I guess the only part of this that actually rises to the level of scandal is the fact that somebody took pictures of a private party where at least one pair of consenting adults probably engaged in sexual activities and then saw fit to sell these pictures to an internet sleaze factory.