He’s a little rough with his stuff,
So the impact-resistant display is right up his alley.
Maybe I can be in some photos! if he use the 8-megapixel camera;
Plenty of time for me to pose with the long-life 2,000 mAh battery.

When he forgets the phone is in his pocket,
And he dives into our pool,
I’ll be like, “No worries, husband! The phone can be in water for 30 minutes!
Now that’s pretty cool!

Take it to the beach!
Take it to the shore!
It doesn’t need a fancy cover or case;
We can use it and not go poor!”

The moral of the story: tricycles are the devil.
Or, more accurately, parents’ phones always end up in water.
So take proper precautions and get a Kyocera Hydro VibeOr you’ll end up like me: down hundreds of dollars, but some decent writing fodder.

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