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The spawn of Emass are multiplying and spreading up and down the coast. Stoked 40 year old groms are coming to your neighborhood next! Mooohahahaha

Easy there Devil Wears Braddah...

My 40-something self may still be kicking azz and taking names but that's a decade away.

Originally Posted by seldom seen

What is it with you E Mass guys and amphetamines? I mean , I get it, they're fun, but you guys love 'em up there!

Straight stoke SS. Straight stoke. I don't need any exogenous psychotropic compounds to rev my engine. Just the waves, the pave, and the wahines. Alls I need braddahmon. Can't say the same for Walter White here who just jumped on board SI. He can speak for himself.

Originally Posted by sandblasters

Yes because anywhere has better surf then boston, you better get back In your prius and drive back. Return to the street life of smoking your crack cocaine and hustling. Them nc boys are going to pound you if you go paddle out. Better bring a can of copenhagen to share then they might spare some mersey.

SB, this new chap doesn't know what to make of you. Keep it coming though because your material is at an all-time high in this thread. I dig. He thinks you're for real too!!!

Wave slayer you should have never left the north. The south is a bunch of filthy rotten Paula Dean type a raciest's. Its hard for them to deny that they have all been, since the time of their birth conception, drenched heavily in the lard of Dixie bigotry.

Wave slayer you should have never left the north. The south is a bunch of filthy rotten Paula Dean type a raciest's. Its hard for them to deny that they have all been, since the time of their birth conception, drenched heavily in the lard of Dixie bigotry.

Oh Chuck Taylor.... You've made me so mad I'm almost ready to burn all my high top Converse!!!! We are pretty racie down here but I don't know if we are the raciest. NASCAR and all...

Welcome to the south city boy. Have a feeling the waves of OBX gonna be slaying you. And yeah don't take all the poo talk to seriously but do watch yourself out there us southern boys still ain't fully over the war of northern aggression. Also be ready for next season when a hurricane wipes out highway 12 and you are stuck with no way off the island. Also we don't have ethnic food places open all night and Starbucks on every corner like you guys up north.

Also be ready for next season when a hurricane wipes out highway 12 and you are stuck with no way off the island.

Ahem...[in my best Gomer Pyle voice] Well goolly gee willickers Sgt. Carter that woodn't suck so bad wood it? Thar's an ocean full o' fish and nuf beer on the island to last a month or more. Then dare's the whole empty lineup without those pesky VB'ers around. I'll volunteer to stay if ya'd like