Louis C.K. – Doing Your Job And 20 Year-Olds

[Louis Szekely (Louis C.K.) (September 12, 1967)]Source: LYBIO.net
You should do your job. That’s what I’m trying to say. You should do your job, because it’s your job, because you’re the person standing there doing that thing. So just do it! Do the shit out of it. Why wouldn’t you?

It drives me crazy when someone has a job that they don’t like so they do it shitty. What kind of a response is that? If you do it shitty, isn’t it worse for you? Like I travel, so I have to – I need help all the time. And I go like, I rent a car and I always want another one. I’m crazy. So I get a car, but I don’t like that – I want another car. So I go to the counter. Can I get a different car? And sometimes I get the persons like, why? Because I’m a dick, give it to me. What’s wrong with it? I’m crazy is what’s wrong with it. You’re wearing a vest that matches the building; just do the thing that is the point of the place. Ugh!

[Louis C.K.]Source: LYBIO.net
Why? You know why? Because you’re 20! That’s why. Because you’re a 20-year-old little cunt and you have no idea how the world works. Because you think you deserve better. You think you’re too interesting a person to have a shitty job. Every 20-year-old that I encounter behind the counter gives me that [look], ‘this job sucks.’ Yeah, that’s why we gave it to you! Because you’re 20, which is a mathematical guarantee that you have no skills and nothing to offer anybody in the world.

You’re 20! For two decades, you’ve just been taking and sucking up – education and love and food and iPods; just sucking it up and judging it. Ugh – “It’s pretty good, but not really, I like that.” You’ve just been selecting and absorbing shit that you didn’t fucking earn for two decades! Three presidents, that’s how long. You’ve just been a burden!

You’re like an orange that is rotting on a tree. And the tree’s like, “get this thing, it’s crazy.” “I don’t want to go, let me stay!”

You’re 20! You’ve never done any – if you’re 20 years old, I guarantee you, you have never done anything for anybody ever, never. Yes, you went on a school trip to Guatemala and they told you, you helped, but you totally did not help.

[Louis C.K.]Source: LYBIO.net
The guy was like: I got a mudslide on my house, and now I got a babysit a fucking college kid, why do I have to do this? Jesus. “Just take her picture with a shovel and send her home so she can put it on Facebook.” “I had an amazing experience in Guatemala. And I really helped those people, I helped them.”

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