But one that comes up all the time is “porn gril”. The implications of this are obvious to me: The searchers are either intoxicated or typing with one hand. One of these is easier to think about than the other.

A remarkable number of people find me by searching for stories about girls and feathers and girls in pillow-fights. I think they’re looking for nubile teens in cotton panties and undershirts bopping each other with pillows at a sexy pajama party, and I hope they’re not disappointed when they find my story The Pillow Fight, which isn’t exactly that.

Likewise, the searchers looking for the Vermithrax Pejorative, a female dragon from Dragonslayer, often find my little love story Following The Thread.

I also like it when a painfully specific geeky detail brings me a reader.

I’m sure the person who searched for “Mason Pearson hairbrush spanking porn” was heartened to find someone else out there with a similar idea. (See my story Under Brush.)

But some specific searches like “vibrator on girl’s knee producing orgasm,” leave me bewildered as to why they were linked to GPG. However, these are the finds that cause me the most glee.

“Sarah Palin undressed”? I can’t help with that one either, although people keep trying on a regular basis.

I think the election is far enough behind Palin now that she could consider publishing some spicy pictures. My search records testify that there’s a market demand.

I’m sure there’s a bunch of guys out there, typing with one hand, that would love to get the other one on a pay site full of naked pictures of Alaska’s also-ran governor.