Dave Chapelle lashed out at Trees’ hometown, depicting the Hartford population as white alcoholics, and wished a nuclear bomb would drop on the greater Hartford area should North Korea decide to attack America.

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You knew as soon as Miley started Twerkin’ that the “Ratchet” culture’s days were numbered. Just like the eras of shiny suits, auto-tune, and ringtone rap – the passing fads always fall to the real heart and soul of this culture: Real Rap (GET OFF MY LAWN).

Yes. Kendrick Lamar ushered in a new era of hip hop last night – dropping a verse on Big Sean’s HOF track (alongside Jay Electronica) and declaring himself the “KING OF NY”. That’s right – a CALI MC just called himself the “King of NY” calling out like 10 rather marginal rappers in the process.

Many NYC “emcees” praised dude immediately, including some that were name dropped. It was honestly disgusting.

When I was a kid if you liked 2Pac on the east coast you had to hide that fact. Then he died and everyone became a stan. Now you have Twitter and everyone is afraid of hurting their careers and taking risks

I have never seen Twitter give anyone such a collective dick suck … Funny that the only dude I seen take offense was the dude who DJ ON&ON banned from Boston:

A Cali nigga just said he’s the King of NY & u niggas so fucking worried about your relationships, y’all make me sick.

Pastor Rodney Wills was fired from Mt. Salem Baptist Church in Winston Salem, North Carolina after four years of service, because he attended a Rick Ross concert.

Mt. Salem’s youngest preacher at age 26, he also has the distinction of serving the shortest pastoral term in it’s 109 year history.

The church voted him out with an 11 to 3 vote after it was discovered he chose to spend an evening staring at Rick Ross’ tits on stage.

Rev. Wills arrived to the church for Sunday morning worship service to discover his parking spot sign was taken down, and his name removed from his office door.

“We cannot have our leader supporting people of this world who are tearing down the kingdom of God,” said newly appointed Deacon Miles Langley. “We know that many saints will have mixed opinions from our actions, but this is not how we do things here at Mt. Salem. We cannot have a pastor praising the world one minute then praising the Lord the next.”

All that to say this. Trees, what the fuck are you doing in Hickville, USA? Hang it up, bud. It’s not funny any more.

Knife, I appreciate you being an open minded bleeding heart liberal, and siding with kheds 15 years younger than you in the name of embracing technology who have no idea what it’s like to drop an SWV blend in an east coast sweat box using two pieces of vinyl.

The gimmicks, the novelties, the dj classes promising “You too can be a DJ for only $200” is all fucking tired.

Time to reclaim what flies and what doesn’t…shit is outta control.

It’s not your fault you never saw S&S murk shit on a Friday night at the original Skate Key on Allerton in the BX…But I did, and I therefore, can rightfully insist your trendy wet behind the ears approach to all things DJ is completely bitch made. Don’t complain, cuz nobodies listening.

My co-worker’s brother works on the MMG tour, and I was supposed to go to the shows in Greensboro and Charlotte and chill backstage and parlay with Gunplay and Meek Mill, and maybe even try to slap Wale around a bit. But nooooooo…

Yesterday got word that Rozay had cancelled his shows in North Carolina because he started beef with the Gangster Disciples.

For those unfamiliar with the beef, Rozay used the six pointed star in the artwork for “Black Mar Mitzfah”. The six pointed star, the same one DJ ON&ON and JKFGT wear around their necks, is also the symbol for the Gangster Disciple gang.

I guess two nights ago. they rushed and shot someone at another Ro$$ show, although I haven’t seen any news reports about that (odd).

Anyway, Ro$$ cancelled the two North Carolina shows because of this YouTube video.

Havoc just dropped the second joint in as many weeks going at Prodigy. “Turn your children to orphans” is said. Accusations of poppin pills are voiced. Rampant faggotry is intimated.

Like I said, this isn’t fun for me. P and Hav shaped so much of my hip-hop brain as a collective, to consider there is hate between them just shatters everything I thought I ever believed in. It’s like when Trees first found out Jesus was Jewish. What is real any more? What can I believe in? Is life one big fat lie?

With all that said, I will point out the silver lining here. Havoc sounds better than ever. He’s playing with flow schemes, and sounds like the raw Havoc we all first sipped Henny to.

Just make it stop. They took Jesus from Trees…don’t let them take the M-o-b-b.

Politically, this is a tough time for P. How should he play this one? Respond, or not?