It's well known that the best things come to those who wait. Well, on July 21, all of us here at the Isotope as well as loyal Hawaiian Dick fans around the globe will be getting the glorious grass skirt wearing, angry island god dodging, rum-soaked fix we've all been waiting for. And by the looks of it, the adage will hold true once again.

But you don't need to take my word for it. Here's an Isotope sneak peek, compliments of the maestros of island mayhem themselves B Clay Moore and Steven Griffen, to whet your appetite. Shake up your favorite fruity umbrella drink and sit back and enjoy!