God it's about every day where I think to myself, gadzooks,
I keep typing *REPETITIVE_BORING_TASK* over and over. Wouldn't it be great if
I had something like boom to store all these commonly-used text snippets for
me? Then I realized that was a worthless idea since boom hadn't been created
yet and I had no idea what that statement meant. At some point I found the
code for boom in a dark alleyway and released it under my own name because I
wanted to look smart.