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Top 100 Footballers At This Very Moment In Time: December 2016

during the UEFA Champions League Group F match between Borussia Dortmund and Legia Warszawa at Signal Iduna Park on November 22, 2016 in Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia.

We know that you’re far too excited for the next fully discussed version of the Top 100 Footballers in The World list (Coming out on New Year’s Eve). So to keep you occupied in the mean time, here you can follow along with what is happening in the rankings with updates coming in every single month. For more information on how the formula works to rank players or who is on the fringes of the list, comment below.

DECEMBER UPDATE

Dele Alli’s run inside of the top 100 was incredibly short-lived as he falls back off the list to 102, while Santi Cazorla is the only other departee as his injury troubles continue. Cesar Azpilicueta and Edin Dzeko are the two incoming players for their fantastic performances in recent months for Chelsea and Roma respectively while Harry Kane is the biggest riser of the month and Nolito is the biggest decliner. Scroll through the full list below!

100. Cesar Azpilicueta

99. Saul Niguez

98. Aaron Ramsey

97. Fernandinho

96. Jamie Vardy

95. Juanfran

94. Daniel Carvajal

93. Jose Callejon

92. Andrea Barzagli

91. Edin Dzeko

90. Nolito

89. Wayne Rooney

88. Grzegorz Krychowiak

87. Roberto Firmino

86. Alexandre Lacazette

85. Radja Nainggolan

84. Juan Mata

83. Mauro Icardi

82. Marco Verratti

81. Romelu Lukaku

80. Cesc Fabregas

79. Jordi Alba

78. Gabi Fernandez

77. Alvaro Morata

76. Willian

75. Thibaut Courtois

74. Riyad Mahrez

73. Raheem Sterling

72. Nemanja Matic

71. Toby Alderweireld

70. Filipe Luis

69. Jan Oblak

68. Raphael Varane

67. Vincent Kompany

66. Douglas Costa

65. Sadio Mane

64. Xabi Alonso

63. Marek Hamsik

62. Dani Alves

61. Hugo Lloris

60. Laurent Koscielny

59. Thiago Alcantara

58. James Rodriguez

57. Harry Kane

56. Javier Mascherano

55. Ilkay Gundogan

54. Blaise Matuidi

53. Pepe

52. Andres Iniesta

51. Marcelo

50. Paulo Dybala

49. Henrikh Mkhitaryan

48. Koke

47. Dimitri Payet

46. Edinson Cavani

45. Miralem Pjanic

44. Franck Ribery

43. Gianluigi Buffon

42. Giorgio Chiellini

41. Philippe Coutinho

40. Thiago Silva

39. N’Golo Kante

38. Ivan Rakitic

37. Gerard Pique

36. Jerome Boateng

35. David De Gea

34. Sergio Busquets

33. Leonardo Bonucci

32. David Alaba

31. Arturo Vidal

30. Mats Hummels

29. Angel di Maria

28. Marco Reus

27. Sergio Ramos

26. Paul Pogba

25. Karim Benzema

24. Gonzalo Higuain

23. David Silva

22. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

21. Diego Costa

20. Diego Godin

19. Arjen Robben

18. Philipp Lahm

17. Luka Modric

16. Manuel Neuer

15. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

14. Mesut Ozil

13. Alexis Sanchez

12. Sergio Aguero

11. Toni Kroos

10. Kevin de Bruyne

9. Eden Hazard

8. Thomas Muller

7. Gareth Bale

6. Robert Lewandowski

5. Antoine Griezmann

4. Neymar

3. Luis Suarez

2. Cristiano Ronaldo

1. Lionel Messi

So there it is, the Top 100 Footballers in the World list at this very moment in time! We’ll see you again next month for the exact same thing.

For more information on who ranks where in the top 200-100, check outThe Mastermind Top 200 Club
For more information on why a player is ranked higher than another or on details on how exactly the formula score works, comment below as well.