What I'm Reading

Answers

As wildfires rage across Southern California, one wonders how Bush could allow such a thing to happen. But when one thinks about it, one soon wonders how he could NOT cause them. After all, it is his modus operandy, is it not?
Oh come now, does one have to spell it out for you?
Bush hates California because it unonymously voted against him in 2000. It's a well-known fact that he ordered Dick Cheney and Enron to cause the California energy crisis in retaliation. Then he refused to ratify Kyoto, which resulted in severe global warming and an unsual dry season in the Golden State - which was the pee-Resident's plan all along. You see, with half of California up in flames, no one is paying any attention to the fact that Bush lied about WMD in Iraq so he could give gave tax cuts to the rich. It's all pretty simple when you don't look at it through a Limbaugh filter, you right wing fascist!

Yet another religious zealot Bush - this one being the same Bush who helped Dumbya hijack the election in Florida - has now hijacked the death process of a poor, helpless woman. Stacy Shiavo, the Florida woman who suffered severe brain damage 13 years ago under the Gipper's watch, has been in a vegetative state ever since. Unable to feed herself or watch a single episode of West Wing, she just lies there in bed smiling inanely. She has no interaction with other human beings, other than from her right-wing Republican parents who come in once a week to read from the bible while poking her with a sharp stick. Let's face it folks - her quality of life is so poor, that she'd be better off dead.

Thankfully, her grieving husband band has suddenly remembered that 18 years ago, also under the Gipper's watch, Traci asked him to please slowly starve her to death if she should ever experience a mysterious chemical imbalance causing heart failure and severe brain damage. Thankfully, she doesn't have to suffer the cruel sting of life anymore, and can now spend the next couple of weeks peacefully slipping into eternal slumber. Right?

WRONG! Just when she was about to pass from this world, in comes Jebediah Ezekiel Adolf Bush to force his twisted religious views on her! "LIVE, YOU CRAZY BITCH!" he screamed as he shoved the feeding tube back down her throat. "LIVE, SO YOU CAN PAY TAXES AND BUY GASOLINE AND MAKE MY BROTHER'S BIG OIL BUDDIES RICHER AND RICHER AND RICHER!!!"

Republican right-to-lifers! If she were a terrorist or a black cop killer on death row, I doubt she could get a pardon from Jeb Bush if her life depended on it. No, those right-wing fascists are too busy saving fetuses and invalids to care about Mumia, or any of the suicidally depressed freedom fighters at Guatanamo Bay.

Anyway, the poor woman has been fed and rehydrated, and will have to start her death process ALL OVER AGAIN when her husband wins the right to help her die with dignity. The latest word is that he's enlisted the help of the ACLU, which will defend to the death her constitutional right to die. You go, ACLU!

Wow, it feels like Christmas! First Rush Limbaugh is called on the carpet for saying that blacks shouldn't be allowed to play football, then he gets fired by ESPN for the remark. Then this morning, I wake to hear that the loudmouth fatso is a druggie as well, buying hundreds of thousands of pain pills from his housekeeper, who was also probably an illegal immigrant. All these years, he's been saying that drug use is wrong...I guess it isn't now, is it? I guess now conservatives will stop looking down on us liberals, imposing their high-and-mighty morality on us. Perhaps now the Christian right will get hip to the scene so what we do isn't considered "sin" anymore, too. I'm so happy I could smoke a big ol' rock.

That fat racist fatso, Rush Limbaugh, paragon of the right-wing extremists, has revealed his racism for all the world to see. Having forced his way onto ESPN with help from Adolf Ashcroft and the Bush Gestapo, Limboob didn't hesitate to attack a black athlete. In a remarkable display of fatso facism, the fat slob accused the media of going goo-goo over Philadelphia QB Terrence McNabb simply because he was black. "Let's face it," he blubbered, "The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve. The defense carried this team."

Can you believe that racist bullshit? Next the fat bastard will be burning crosses on the fifty yard line.
Now, if he had claimed that white coaches only get the job because they're whites in a white male-dominated society, that would be different. But to suggest that McNebb is the media darling simply because he's black is like claiming Tiger Woods is famous because he's sort of black, too. McNibb is popular because he's the best damn quarterback in the sport, simple as that.

Then the fatty has the gall to claim that his hatemongering is protected by the First Amendment! Sorry, fatso, but it's only "Free Speech" if you're attacking the president, not football players.