How about telling these guys you're not fulfilled with the relationship and break up with them like a human? Or you could stomp around getting mounted like a mare in heat when you're still in a relationship. Call it what you want, I'll call it being an immature whore.

What's not to love about his wallet mug: that ridiculous mop bottom spray-painted shoe polish black, which is then perched precariously on a head that features crows feet, grey bristle and bags-under-the-eyes. What a catch!