Jon Stewart Says BYU’s Brandon Davies Doesn’t Exist

In segment called “Tales Of Principled Behavior” TV host Jon Stewart commented on Bringham Young University’s decision to suspend one of their best players Brandon Davies. After the college hoopster confessed to having consensual premarital sex with his girlfriend, the notoriously strict institution kicked Davies out of school for violating the campus honor code. While Stewart praised the school for sticking to their guns he couldn’t help but have some fun at their expense.

“BYU suspended one of their best players right before the NCAA tournament because he had consensual sex with his girlfriend,” Stewart explained. “You know what they call a Division I athlete that limits his sex to either just his girlfriend, or, just to consent? A fictional character.”