Beer. Not shit beer. Good beer.

Discuss your favs.

Old Speckled Hen
Sweaty Betty
Belhaven
Boddingtons
McEwans

Last edited by captncrzy; 03-09-2012 at 12:20 PM.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: Beer. Not shit beer. Good beer.

When my bitch grandmother died and they took her BAL (several hours after she died) and she STILL produced a .32. That's not what killed her, either--the woman polished off at least a handle of vodka a day weighing 85 pounds and not eating. They said she probably hovered around a .3 on a daily basis.

.3 is blind, stumbling fucking drunk, btw, although she never acted it. Except for being a cunt.

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

Re: Beer. Not shit beer. Good beer.

That blueberry wheat from TJ's sounds good; I'll pick it up on my next trip.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: Beer. Not shit beer. Good beer.

Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

When my bitch grandmother died and they took her BAL (several hours after she died) and she STILL produced a .32. That's not what killed her, either--the woman polished off at least a handle of vodka a day weighing 85 pounds and not eating. They said she probably hovered around a .3 on a daily basis.

.3 is blind, stumbling fucking drunk, btw, although she never acted it. Except for being a cunt.

I empathize; I have a raging cunt grandma too; she's still alive though.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: Beer. Not shit beer. Good beer.

Heineken has always sucked. I wish Bass or Guinness/Smithwick's would outbid them for Coachella.

Frankly, I hate a lot of these beers mentioned. Blue Moon is okay when my roommate brings some home, but at bars it's always served with a slice of orange or some other weird fucking shit that has no business being in beer. All the millions of Sam Adams varieties that are flavored like some kind of fruity shit bug me for the same reason. Beer should taste like beer, dammit. Fat Tire's funky too, although I'm not even sure what it tastes like that it's not supposed to. Stella's fine, but there's plenty of beers that taste just as good and aren't ultra-premium priced.

Captain, raging cunt grandmothers are kinda sweet actually in retrospect, 'cause when they die you're just like, "Well... I don't really mind this at all. Kinda glad I don't have to talk to her anymore, if anything." I've grown to appreciate the people in my family I don't like 'cause their deaths are never a big deal--sometimes they even die and you get a little inheritance too, it's like Christmas.

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.