The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but
this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)

You’d figure the next tweet would be something along the lines of, oh I dunno, “Robert Kardashian is my real father,” but of course it’s shameless fame-whoring with a side of corporate cock-suckery:

Awww something to make me smile… My wedding special is on right now!!! Thank you E! :)

So at this point, it’s safe to say the Kardashians are probably getting ready to drop an extra-special “Khloe’s Not One Of Us” episode to take the stink off Kim’s divorce because check out how Kris is reacting to the news. Or more importantly not reacting. TMZ reports:

One source close to Kris Jenner tells us … Khloe’s mom isn’t even fazed by the rumors because “it’s so ridiculous, it’s not even worth her time.”

And now we definitely know it’s true because Kardashian Rule #1: The exact opposite of what they say is always the goddamn truth. So not only do we know that it isn’t ridiculous to suggest Khloe’s real father was a grizzly bear, we also know that Kris Jenner has nothing but time. She’s probably sitting in an empty room right now hoping the phone will ring and it’s one of her kids making another sex tape. *BAH-RINNG* “Ohthankgod, Kendall, tell me you’re fuck- Dammit, Bruce, I told you not to use this line!”

Yeah, I do too kinda. It’s not her fault her mother is a giant whore and these women are using her to gain any kind of money and fame. Then again, Khloe knows who her mom is and she signed up for this business and is profiting from it thanks to her, so…

Except for the fact that she targeted and slept her way through all the rich black make NFL and NBA athletes until she finally found one dumb enough to marry her.

Believe me, she has a 10 year calendar sitting around somewhere and she must be doing everything in her power to get pregnant and get a little lottery ticket, but unfortunately men can’t bear children.

I don’t find her as annoying as the rest of her family. though to be honest not all of them are that bad. It’s kim and kris Jenner who basically are worst people ever. no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I watched a couple of episodes, and I can’t remember exactly what triggered the attacks, but Kim practically handed Klhoe her ass over NOTHING via Blackberry chat. She called her a jealous, spiteful bitch and other horrible things that sisters don’t call each other. Kim is such a fucking brat and the worst part is, Khloe didn’t defend herself.

it was beyond a sisterly thing. it’s like she knows she’s ~not a kardashian and treats her like she’s beneath her. there was so much hatred and she played the jealousy card, when hi, she’s the one that wants the wealthy husband and the huge mansion.

I would be ecstatic to find out that I’m not related completely to the Kardashians. I mean half still sucks but then I can always say, “yea well I take after my dad >:P” or something equally as childish.

Don’t tempt me Beef. And what the hell would I do with a Scandinavian blonde? You know I’m done with chicks. And besides blondes aren’t my type anyway, dontcha know. Seriously though I almost barfed when I saw this pic bc I know exactly where it is, and bc there’s a Kardashian in it.

I’ll see your insane tweets and raise you this from buggery’s global head of PR:

“i realise i will be in trouble 4 doing this but.. ireland is a VERY hard place to find help in. So having tried other ways 1st im asking does any1 know a psychiatrist in dublin or wicklow who could urgently see me today please? im really un-well… and in danger.

“im ill and i desperately need to get back on meds today. am in serious danger. please e mail me at iamwonderful@me.com if u know or are a psychiatrist who can help me today (sic).”

“dont tweet i b away from computer i broke ankle have to go casualty iamwonderful@me.com pls.. can any psychiatrist see me today an get me back on meds an help me without me having to go hospital?

“me dont wanna leave me kids. or f**k up me work. im sorry worrying any1.. is just am sick and ireland s**t for finding help cant think of any other way. (sic)”

This is all just a bunch of ‘noise’ to try and get people to watch their show. They’ve been feeling alot of heat since Kim’s divorce fiasco, and now there are reports of them using child labor in Chinese sweatshops.

Kris addmitted in her book that she use to screw around on Bob, and on several occations Khloe made light of how her lentage seemed different than that of her sisters.
Also, since the Star is pretty much on the Kardashian’s payroll I’m sure they ran this by Kris before they ran with it. Just an attempt by PimpCo. to try and get some sympathy.