I suppose I shouldn't be all Kanye about Taylor Swift's success. It could most definitely be worse. It could be GOOP. But between Unicorn Glitter Princess there and the Cullens I've have quite enough sparkle in my life, thank you very much. (Celebitchy)

From the gritty world of anti-sparkle, some asshats at SXSW have turned homeless people into wandering wi-fi hubs. Because that's not demeaning at all. (MovieLine)

Some chappie has elected to get Christopher Walken tattooed on his inner thigh because of course he did. (Unique Daily)

The lads at FSR have selected their favorite posters from the Mondo Gallery opening in Austin. I have to go with this Blade Runner print. (Film School Rejects)

If I were a fair and even-minded person, I would mock these Hunger Games fans as much as I did the Twilight idiots. But, for some (completely biased reason) my heart is with the 400 folks who are already in line for the film premiere. (LAT)

I'm sorry, this video of Prince Charles and Lady Di trying to make nice with Ludo from The Labyrinth is f*cking delightful and reminded me of this Eddie Izzard bit. (via io9)