Tait:His Cheeseburger Lyrics

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(Archibald Asparagus: And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.)

He said to her I'd like a cheeseburgerAnd I might like a milkshake as wellShe said to him I can't give you eitherAnd he said Isn't this Burger Bell?

She said Yes it is, but we're closed nowBut we open tomorrow at tenHe said I am extremely hungryBut I guess I can wait until then

'Cause you're his cheeseburgerHis yummy cheeseburgerHe'll wait for you-ooh, yeahHe'll wait for you-oohOh, you are his cheeseburgerHis tasty cheeseburgerHe'll wait for you-oohOh he will wait for you

He stayed at the drive through till sunriseHe may have dozed off once or twiceWhen he spotted a billboard for Denny'sBacon and eggs for half price!

How could he resist such an offerHe really needed something to munchCheeseburger please do not get angry,He'll eat and be back here for lunch

'Cause you're his cheeseburgerHis precious cheeseburgerBe back for you-oohHe'll be back for you-ooh,Won't be so long Cheeseburger,Oh lovely cheeseburgerOh he'll be back for you

'Cause he loves you Cheeseburger with all his heartAnd there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-ooh apartAnd if the world suddenly ran out of cheeseHe would get down on his hands and kneesTo see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirtAnd he would wash it off for you, wipe it off for you,Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!