To be absolutely honest, the mouth-sounds "Brooklyn Decker" seem like they should be the name of a Brooklyn-inspired sandwich with, like, four pounds of corned beef and eight slices of rye. They are instead the name of actress and former model Brooklyn Decker, a human woman with very shiny hair and an impressive…

Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day…

Oh. Taylor Swift. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I love your unbridled enthusiasm 99.9% of the time. And a few lines of "Mean" all in the spirit of Fun while you spit a beat in the background sounds OK, in theory. But I'm only human, and when you beatboxed with LL Cool J at last night's Grammy nominee concert—specifically,…

Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at…

Have you ever wondered what celebrities talk about when sequestered away making a movie on location? Well, when it came to Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna on the set of Battleship it was tits and ass, apparently. Gushing, we hope drunkenly, about how amazing each other's bodies were, the pair decided that while they were…

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to fly to Washington, DC to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner, but apparently she missed her flight because she "couldn't pull it together." While it sucks that Lohan can't be bothered to sit upright and take a short flight in order to meet the fucking president, the real…

Last night, celebrities attended the UNICEF ball in their finest ball gowns. It turns out, sometimes a simple dress in a solid color is all a gal needs to look fabulous, and that's just what most of these celebrities did last night.

Usually, when a movie is based on a best-selling book, that book is not an instruction manual. But Hollywood is full of wacky ideas, and the new flick What To Expect When You're Expecting is one of them. Like Love, Actually, Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve, the story follows a large, ensemble cast, but this time,…

We really do love old prom pictures, celebrity or otherwise. So this slideshow was like catnip. Some people — Faith Hill and Angela Bassett, anyone? — are eerily unchanged. Others are virtually unrecognizable. Below, a few of our favorites.

During her interview at the Google offices, Lady Gaga declared: "I say Rebecca Black is a genius and that anybody telling her she's cheesy is full of shit." [Pop Eater]
Watch the full, one hour video of Lady Gaga at Google (in which she talks a lot about bullying) here. [Gaga Daily]

Taylor Swift is set to perform at the VMAs tonight—her appearance was supposed to be a surprise, but it leaked out, presumably so we'd all gossip about it prior to the show. And it worked! Good morning! [People]

Crystal Renn is either too big or too small, say some folks who evidently take an interest in other people's weight. "She is not trying to lose weight at all," says Gary Dakin, her agent. "She fluctuates." [People]

Glamour editor Cindi Leive took to her blog yesterday to defend against, as she sees it, outlandish claims from the blogosphere that her magazine hasn't been doing enough to show actual plus-sized women.