Jon Stewart was left plotzing after a Philadelphia-area bar mitzvah boy decided to throw a Jimmy Kimmel-themed celebration, even though Kimmel is not Jewish and Stewart is.

Earlier this year, teen Will Rubin sent his hero Kimmel a video invitation to the party he was planning surrounding the Jewish coming-of-age ritual. “I want your job one day,” Will said in the charming plea.

Though Kimmel declined the invite — saying there was “no way in hell I was going to Media, Pennsylvania” — he did ask Will to join the show via a video call after his big day.

“Hey Will, is that you? I’m Jon Stewart. I’m a talk show host as well,” he said. “And I’m a Jew. You probably had your choice of idolizing any talk show host and you could’ve gone with a Jew is what I’m saying.”

He continued, “Will, don’t be fooled by [Kimmel’s] learned-looking beard and his puffy, sad eyes. He’s not rabbinical, he’s just unhealthy. Will, wouldn’t you rather idolize a talk show host that is also circumcised? He’s not … He’s still wearing his hoodie, do you see what I’m saying?”

Kimmel then suggested that Will have a Jon Stewart-themed wedding down the line. But all witty Will would commit to was, “I’ll think about it.”