Hey one million moms...there's this thing on your tv's...it's called an off button. It's pretty straight forward you push it and your TV turns off! You don't even need a manual! Most often it says "power" but occasionally it says "on/off"...You can even accomplish this simple task from the remote control (side note: my Dad GRHS, always called the remote the Doer). Anyway...I ramble.

genner:mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

He's not 12 he's 35.......and that just makes it worse doesn't it.

After I wrote my post I started wondering what the equivalent of pig years to human years is. Once you un-suspend your disbelief about those commercials, you'll never make it back. So just let it go, man, just let it go.

ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES

I saw the new GEICO commercial in which the pig responds to the cop at a traffic stop with "did you pull me over because I'm a pig driving a car?" We're through the 4th wall here, people!

Anyhow, the girl wanting to make out with the pig is weird, but it is a talking pig that can drive and use a smart phone with its trotters. I seriously can't imagine even bringing this up to anyone other than someone watching the commercial with me. Furthermore, the pig isn't even in to it.

"One Million Moms" sounds like "One Million Husbands That Will Be Working Late Tonight... and Every Night" or "One Million Closeted-Gay Husbands Thankful That She's Distracted." Poor guys.

Google "double action plumber commercial". it's incredible that this was broadcast in america.

it is this hottish housewife at the grocery store, who sees the product called, whatever, "Double Action Formula", and she startles, then steals a peek at this hugely muscular dude working at the store, and she trembles, and then sees this other hugely muscular guy there, then she dream-sequences to being at her house. doorbell rings, the first guy says "I'm here to snake your drain", and the second goes "I'm here to clean your pipes" and she makes this orgasm-y sound.

cut to her pouring the product into the drain, with a cartoon graphic of the potion scrubbing all the grease/hair away, with voiceover of "double the action with new liquid doulbe action plumber!"

then it cuts back to her daydreaming in the store, with the two muscular dudes still starting at her. she makes a face then the commercial ends.

mesmer242:The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

I utterly hated those commercials with the passion of 10,000 suns. Never before did I grab the remote so fast to hit the mute button or to change the channel. Like nails on a chalkboard. And as if GEICO ads weren't annoying enough before they introduced the pig.