Shark Beer Cozies: Drink up, or Be Eaten!

Sharks can be menacing creatures, and beer can be a frequent target of party theft. So it only makes sense that if you don’t want people to mess with your beer, why not protect it with a shark? A shark beer cozy, that is.

These amusing handknit shark beer cozies help keep your beer bottle cool, your hand less sweaty, and might scare off those who have eyes on swiping your brewski. Ok, they’re not particularly imposing. In fact, they’re pretty cute, so you might want to keep an extra eye on it so you don’t lose both your beer and your awesome shark cozy while you’re not looking.

They’re available in traditional shark grey, and other unlikely shark colors like purple, blue, red and green over at HandaMade’s Etsy shop for $20(USD) each.