My hatred for the Pens is on par with my hatred of the Avs in the late 90s. I mean, I seriously loathe these assholes. Though to give the 90s Avs some credit, at least they had one player I didn't outright despise; Joe Sakic. There's no one on the Pens even remotely redeemable to me.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." -- The Doctor

Shake it off, Philly. Shake it off. These turds are rattled, restless, and ready to drop a load in their hockey pants. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." -- The Doctor

I would like to see an open ice hit on Crysob. I'm an evil bastard and I'm drunk.

What, so the person who delivers it can be executed in the morning for crimes against humanity? HWSNBN is untouchable. Well, you can touch him, but you'll have to pay. Which is incidentally, how he makes his rent payments each month.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." -- The Doctor