7.21.2015

Stick your
hand in the bottom of your purse and rummage around a little. Whatd’ya find? I
found $12. Geez, Louise, I’m rich!

“I'm gonna
pop some tags
Only got twelve dollars in my pocket”

*6 hours
later*

After all my
fave shops were vandalized by moi, I headed over to someplace unexpected. I
headed to the thrift shop. And guess what I fouuuuuund!

This amazing black blazer. And because the fit wasn't quite right, I took care of it with some scissors. After coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments, I was ready to reintroduce it as this cute vest. paired it with some cutoffs to keep the theme going and voila!

7.20.2015

Stripes have been on the rise these past few seasons, straying away from the traditional "sailor" look and getting integrated into pretty much every look possible. Move over, basic tee, hello striped relaxed tee.

With old saying "stripes make you look wide" being tossed out the window, we've clearly proven them (whoever "them" is *cough* PATRICE *cough cough*) WRONG.

As casual as the loose striped tee may be, you can pair it with the ever so popular lace up pointy flats *tips hat "m'lady"* to make it appropriate for work (unless you take your clothes off at work, then more power to ya). The loose tee is usually long enough for leggings, so you can do that, but if it isn't, leggings aren't pants and I can see your camelt--never mind.

What I'm trying to say is, go for a jogger pant if you're not sure about the whole cooch covering ratio.

What I will actually say is, get a striped tee, betch, life is too short. But not short enough to wear leggings as pants. That's just. Ugh.

7.17.2015

"I only got 10 likes in the last half hour, do you think I should take it down?"

Story of our lives, glued to Instagram or Facebook. But that's life, now! We are all addicted to social media. And our jobs now require us to work from computers and laptops for, like, 8 hours a day (that's a third of your day!!!). When you calculate how much time you spend looking at a screen vs another human being, it's cray. Bet you don't even remember how ugly your brother is.

(Not so) fun fact: 150 times. That's the average number of times you'll ogle your instafeed and sext text your bf in a day.

It's time to improve the quality of time we spend in a virtual universe. It's time for, drum roll please...

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