Why do you have to be like that? Can't even reveal whether it's a girl or a guy
I'll assume it's a dog then.

A good conversation is one of the purest and simplest pleasures in life, I've realized.

This one is also willing to put up with all my mental quirks.

Bob Richards is both intrigued and elated. Its nice when the topics you ramble about can fly from religion to politics to fictitious stories about committing crimes and even the intricacies of proper toaster use.

Bob Richards is both intrigued and elated. Its nice when the topics you ramble about can fly from religion to politics to fictitious stories about committing crimes and even the intricacies of proper toaster use.

Oh Bob, I've done everything in the list above except proper toaster use and yet you withhold basic information from me. This person appears to be the key to Bob Richards hey?

Oh Bob, I've done everything in the list above except proper toaster use and yet you withhold basic information from me. This person appears to be the key to Bob Richards hey?

Look, I don't like to get all flowery. Especially not when describing people who I've just begun to know intimately but I will say that she is one of the most intriguing people I've encountered in recent memory.

Look, I don't like to get all flowery. Especially not when describing people who I've just begun to know intimately but I will say that she is one of the most intriguing people I've encountered in recent memory.

When you get flowery is when the world will start to disintegrate at its molecular level.