One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Christina: Cha Cha

29 year old Christina Cha is a Salsa Dance Instructor from Hollywood, California. Cha cha cha! Not really. She's a Career Consultant, but with a last name like Cha I'm thinking she missed out on a huge opportunity to turn the Christina Cha Cha Cha Dance Academy into a national franchise. Nevertheless, Cha Cha is thrilled to be on Survivor and is very proud of her building, constructing, fire making, delegating, negotiating, organizing, leading, spearfishing, spearheading, speargunning, spearnetting, spearmint gum making skills. The CBS.com bio reads like the diary of a high school overachiever. There's a tinge of the Cindy Chiang is Ms. Cha and you know what happened to Cindy Chiang, don't you? She won a million dollars and married a lady boy. Perhaps the same will hold true for Cha Cha. Cha Cha DiGregorio from St. Bernadette's. Let's see if she's as annoying as I'm imagining her to be...

The strings! The gingerly tied strings inching their way down her hip. The wind blowing the strings. They wave hello, they wave goodbye, they're gonna wave their way right down that thigh!

Other than thinking to myself, "Stay tied! Stay tied! Stay tied!", my gut instinct was right - annoying. I lost count at 18 when she was rattling off the jobs she's invented for herself. After "Dairy Farmer" my interest waned. Either she'll take the role of leader and hang onto it or she'll be hurled out by her ill-fitting bikini bottoms on the first plane home for being a bossy know-it-all. You know, there's a reason Reese Witherspoon had no friends in Election.

And, I have to say, I would never, in a million years, ever go on Survivor wearing an egg shell colored bikini. I'd wear fuschia like the good lord intended.

I believe her to be everything you said she is, she may turn out to be a evil bitch but if she can keep a lid on her over achievements of herself, she may get past the first 2 or 3 Tribal council's She's one of three girls I am hoping will go deep, and no not solely for the egg shell colored bikini, well maybe.....

Aside from her overachiever speech which really didn't reveal much of her character, here it is halfway through March and Christina is still hanging on. I think she is the most interesting lady in her tribe; and she's not that silly. Her name keeps coming up for voting off, and yet she remains. She has my vote. I hope she wins it all.Ole Klepp

Now the teams are mixed up again and Christina is on the weakest team. The difference is huge. Next we have reward challenge and immunity challenge which both favor strong males. Christina's team loses both, not even close. Her team couldn't possibly win it is so weak. Can't we gear the challenges so both men and women can compete fairly? Must everything favor the alpha-male? Colton takes over the leadership, divides the team and votes off a strong woman, with Christina's name up for next oust. Uffda.Ole Klepp