A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused
permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel
said. “A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the
humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.”

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I
> > quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....
> >
> >
> > I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was
> > standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3
> > hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself,
> > they've lost the plot!!
> >
> >
> > I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could
> > check her balance, so I pushed her over.
> >
> > A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was
> > refused
> > permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel
> > said. “A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the
> > humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.”
> >
> >
> > My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our
> > local pet shop and they were £70!!! B******s to this, I thought, I can get
> > one cheaper off the web.
> >
> > Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
> >
> > Went around to a friends house today. His wife was sat there with their
> > newborn baby. She asked if I'd like to wind it. I thought that was a bit
> > harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.
> >
> > I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
> >
> >
> > I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was
> > sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself
> > ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
> >
> >
> > On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said ‘English speaking
> > Doctor’ - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don’t we have them in our
> > country?'
> >
> >
> > The lead actor in the local pantomime, Aladdin, was sexually abused from
> > behind on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him
> >

FORGET pig's snout and ram's testicles.
In the world of extreme food, shots of stallion semen are the treat du jour - across the Tasman at least.

Our Kiwi neighbour will be serving up glasses of horse semen at its famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month, a "delicacy" that racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake says will have extreme foodies "raring to go".

"Horses are pure testosterone you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself," Mr Kerslake, of Christchurch, said.

ok bitches, here it is. hope this helps ya get through the rest of the afternoon

Having the day off, in a good mood, and with nothing to do, I decided to record a new mix. Press record and just played a bunch of tracks without any idea of where I was going. Very happy with the outcome: