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Cameras are rare. Despite the proliferation of wizardly pictures,
the only person owning a camera appears to be Colin Creevey. But
surely, given the workload of the average student, he can’t be responsible
for ALL of the photos, can he?

Catatonic States are an alarmingly common symptom of injury in
HPFH. They are also apparently an unfortunate side effect of defeating
Lord Voldemort. Perhaps magical medicine has managed to cure
everything else. Luckily, true love does conquer all in this case
and the heretofore-incurable malady will be vanquished. Tourists will
also be relieved to know however, that only certain canon characters revert
to catatonia. While you will experience worry for your silent friend,
you will be in no real danger. See Harry Potter and Hermione Granger

Charlie Weasley is a man’s man. He is jolly and dashing but never
really has a serious girlfriend. He is married to his dragons and only
a woman of similar dedication stands a chance at ensnaring him. He will
be so full of down to earth advice you will want to smack him. He is Ron’s
favorite brother.

Childhoods, if they are mentioned at all, are significant. The
OFT’s are neglected, misunderstood, unappreciated, or tortured.
Tourists may be sorry to hear that, if you are over 30, your parents are
dead. Childhoods are specific to character:

Hermione Granger will have excellent but dead
parents or close-minded withdrawn ones. The latter kind are fearful of
magic. Her mother in this case will be obsessed with appearances. She
is an old-fashioned lady and will want Hermione to fulfill her
ideal of womanhood. Hermione, being the modern witch she is, will
not want to.

Severus Snape had parents of great intelligence but
who had little interest in him. They were slightly evil. They were
neglectful but not much else. They did, however, endow him with a wonderful
classical education. This will be invaluable when you need to
translate a vital and ancient scroll. Tourists curious about Snape’s
childhood will be delighted to hear that, although he is reluctant to
speak of his youth, he will always eventually do so.

Draco Malfoy’s childhood depends largely on his future morals.
The evilDraco will have had a childhood free from care
and filled with gifts. But if you encounter an abused Draco,
begin making friends as soon as is possible. Here his experiences have
been horrific. The OFTs are taint of his father, whipped,
raped, and keeping up an appearance of evil. He will
have gotten good at the latter so you will have to practice forbearance
for a while. Nevertheless, once he has changed sides and/or fallen in
love he will be a loyal ally, so be persistent. He will also
possess a classical education. See Draco/Hermione, Lucius Malfoy,
and bathroom

Remus Lupin had parents of incredible understanding
and tolerance, sacrificing everything to help their beloved son
and ease his torment. Alternatively, they barely believed he was
human and treated him like the monster he secretly believed himself
to be.

Cho Chang is disliked by tour guides. Her personality is vengeful
and accusing. She blames Harry for Cedric’s death. Cho
is temporarily popular among the male set but all the females, who see
through her glory-seeking wiles, hate her. Tourists well-grounded in canon
may be surprised to know that she is in Harry’s year. Perhaps
she was held back?

Chocolate can be used as something of a cure-all. Its
properties seem to be an exaggeration of those it exhibits in our own
world. Tourists should keep a bar on hand for emergencies. Note: It is
also a color. See Hermione Granger

Colin Creevey only lives to take pictures and provide tragedy
by his death. If he survives, he will become a news reporter.
See cameras

Common rooms have unusual acoustics. Conversations about Voldemort
or death eaters are always overheard. However, those of a romantic
nature can be held without fear of eavesdropping. They are also apparently
oddly shaped as they exhibit far too many corners (for the purposes of
kissing) to be a simple square or rectangular room. But then tourists
know that several deranged architects designed Hogwarts. See privacy

Conferences are boring. However, your tour guides have decided
they are also necessary. If you are an adult and/or a muggle, you
will be forced to sit through one of these interminable things. This will
give muggle tourists an opportunity to marvel at and meet the many
strange personalities that people HPFH. But you are advised to bring a
book as they tend to take awhile. See Alastor Moody, Order of the Phoenix,
and Dumbledore

Corridors are dangerous places fraught with plot opportunities.
If you are hurrying down one, you will be plowed over by either Snape
or your future/current reluctant love interest. So brace yourself.
Modest tourists should not agree to kiss here, even at 3 AM, because
you will always be caught. Beware: corridors are also common sites for
attack. See Rape, Draco/Hermione, Snape/Hermione, Snape/Original Character,
Filch, Argus

Crookshanks is, interestingly enough, the only intelligent animal
that is not an animagus in disguise.

Crucio is used by death eaters who are so evil
they want to skip preliminary torture. They also use it on each
other. One begins to wonder why anyone would want to join Voldemort
as it seems to involve a lot of suffering with little point. Snape
will suffer this curse many times in the course of the tour. The only
death eater who does not use this curse is the youthful or spying
Severus Snape who will be secretly sickened. See Unforgivable
Curses and Lucius Malfoy

Cures to many conditions have been sought in vain for
hundreds of years. However, sufferers of incurable maladies or curses
will be relieved to note that as soon as Hermione Granger or Severus
Snape decide to take up the quest, a cure will be found in short order.
These cures will generally take the form of a potion, especially if Hermione
is working on it. See catatonic state, Severus Snape/Hermione Granger,
love, and projects, special

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