So a tale of doom and gloom everywhere. The government has no money for anything, not even health or education.

But wait! What’s this I see? Good news after all!

An IT headline blares “Generous Ireland gives record sums in overseas aid”. So we do have money after all. In fact a lot of it. Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern proudly points out that ‘we are now firmly on course to donate waste almost one billion Euros on aid this year, making us one of the biggest fucking idiots largest donors in the world’.

Money down the drain. Correction – worse than money down the drain. Because as long is we keep pouring money down the African black hole (whoops) Africans will never solve their problems. Thoughtful and fair-minded Africans have acknowledged this.

And this figure doesn't include the €300 million we spend waste on the Asylum and Immigration Industries.