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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Aurora got pissed because everyone keeps making her wear the stupid pink dress instead of the blue dress it should be and went on a murderous rampage! "Epcot" explanation: Her dress is BLUE the entire time she is wearing the ballgown in the Disney film! The ONLY time it is pink while it is actually on her is the last minute of the film (Pink! Blue! Pink! Blue! and fade out...). But for marketing purposes, Cinderella (whose "Princess" dress is actually more glittery white) was put in a blue dress, because to make her actual princess dress would a)cost too much and b)look too much like a wedding dress, of which she has a separate one they can sell. And god-forbid we have 2 blondes in Blue Dresses! No one will be able to tell them apart!! *insert heavy sarcasm here*

My eyes widened at the photo of the chainsaw, then I burst out laughing at the cake. Finally I gasped at the price. However I think the dress is holding her upright and her legs have been hacked off. The rivulets of blood are very nicely drawn, Wreckerator person.

The Pool of Bloody Evil (can I say that? Isn't Bl**dy a sort of curse word across the pond?), unsatisfied with even an hundred cotton candy unicorn hearts, sends its tentacles to capture the heart of its Valentine. Pool of Bloody Evil: "Aurora, will you be my Valentine? For. Eh. Ver!"

Well, this was obviously intentional, given the drips down the side and the way the sprinkles appear to be floating in the...(URG)... As to what the intention might be...?

Maybe this is what happens when a wreckerator takes sparse / cryptic notes and the cart wrangler has to fill in while said wreckerator is out with the Evil Bug. Or I can just go with Sharyn's theory. Anything to avoid...well, you know. (Shivers)

Wouldn't a princess have someone to do that for her? I'd certainly think she would have someone to do that for her.

I'm going to go read previous posts now. Surely there is some visual that will offset...this. Cinderella on a T. Rex. WIN.