Well now I'm pissed. I just spent the past ~5.5 hours working on the latest chapter. Had over 100 screenshots, easily. Was wrapping it up and accidentally pressed SOMETHING on my keyboard that completely wiped it. I have all the pics still, but writing all that up again from memory will be a bitch.

Highlight this box with your cursor to read the spoiler text.First things first:Fuck off, Lugia. Come back when you're the first on the route.

Now, on to the abuse:

Actually, I just figured I'd come beat your ass again since I saw you still existed.

Me beating the shit out of your Pokemon the last 4 times wasn't enough for you? Time for #5, then.

You make such bold statements for someone about to die.

That's right, I didn't even give you the courtesy of showing your Pokemon fainting. Deal with it, bitch.

"I'm going home to cry to daddy that I'm a shit trainer."

Congrats, you're going to beat me in completing something I don't give a single fuck about.

...wait.

How the fuck did she fly?

Normally I like the beams over these, but fuck spending 80k/multiple hours at the game corner for each TM. Pineedle got Blizzard and Thunder because Blizzard hits a lot of things he couldn't hit hard before and the only things not covered by Blizzard that Fire Blast/Thunder can are Bug and Water. Pineedle can tank Bug moves, so yeah.

Time to go kill the trainers on Route 123 for being on a horrible route.

The Lost Soul: WHO'S THAT POKEMON?Soda: IT'S... THE EXACT FUCKING POKEMON I CAUGHT ON THIS ROUTE WHILE FISHING. So I was fucked either way with this route.

I like Espeon. Fuck you for existing, Laggron. ;-;

Hey, that's a great idea!

FUCK EVERYTHING

The Lost Soul: Since Soda's not going to explain; Kadabra got off a Future Sight before it got OHKO'd. Soda figured WiblyWobly could OHKO the Lunatone so Future Sight wouldn't hit. Lunatone survived the hit, smacked WiblyWobly for decent damage, then Future Sight smashed. WiblyWobly was at half health before taking Lunatone's attack.

Off to destroy everything at Mt. Pyre:TIMEYWIMEY, HENTAI AND WIBLYWOBLY, GUIDE ME TO AN AMAZING BRO THAT WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATHS... actually I should go back and buy more Pokeballs so I don't run ou:

OH SHIT, FORGOT POKEMON APPEAR INSIDE

>critsGod damn it, Abyss.

WHY THE FUCK DID I GO BACK INSIDE WHYYYYYYYYYY

And this is one of the scariest fucking things ever in Gen 3. Luckily the computer is full blown retarded.

YAY FREE EXP

This is how the battle went for a straight 5 minutes because it kept spamming Softboiled.

Fog, this isn't Gen 4, go away.

The Lost Soul: HI, AIRPLANE

The Lost Soul: AIRPLANE NOOOOO ;-;

WOOK AT THE WITTLE TOWELWIND

IT'S OKAY, GUYS, I FOUND THE PLOT AGAIN

You sure think highly of yourself, don't you?

And have me be even stronger for when I faced you? Flawless logic.

WHAT KIND OF BASTARD GOES AND MUGS OLD PEOPLE... without inviting me? </3

Soda: What's the worst that could happen?The Lost Soul: You know what.Soda: And I can't wait for it to happen.

BME Pain Olympics volleyball?

Soda: I GOT FIRE EMBLEMThe Lost Soul: I can't even yell at you for that because FIRE EMBLEM IS SO FUCKING AWESOME <3

NEW BRO TIME

*10 minutes later*

WHY AREN'T THERE ANY DAMN POKEMON IN HERE?

Fuck off, boulder, I'm not sharing my Fire Emblem.

HEY LOOK, A PLOT HOLE

BRING ME A BRO

...whyyyyyyyy

I COULD'VE USED YOU AS AN HM SLAVE YOU SHITDICK

Magama Hideout wasn't randomized, either. :L

...damn it.

Tackle was shit, anyway.

Dynamite?

Nah, I'm fi:

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD LIE TO A CHILD?

Excuse me! I was doing the two-step

One!

Two!

I'm undercover.

DAMN IT, PLOT'S RUINED. Game over, guys.

Tabitha is still a girl's name, you not girl.

Did you try an alarm clock?

THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINEI'M GONNA LET IT SHINE

I'M TRIPPIN' BALLS, MAN

Soda: Can I pet it?The Lost Soul: No.Soda: PLEASEThe Lost Soul: NO

I'd be pissed, too, if you shined a bright blue light in my face to wake me up.

Soda: Yep, a 10 year old kid foiled your plans to control a legendary Pokemon. Totally logical.The Lost Soul: But that's what you're gonna do.Soda: Not yet, though.

ASSAULTING A CHILD IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE

Mightyena's Swagger Submitted to Abyss.

Crobat just couldn't Slide into the Rock rhythm.

Soda: Camerupt... got distracted by Psy waving.The Lost Soul: That was THE worst pun. Ever.

Common sense and being a human instead of an AI help.

I Roared it away. Now to leave this place.

I got lost.

Back to Aqua Hideout to beat Archi:Damn it.

I like it when idiots tell me things.

Let's make this fas:

I LIKE CROWDS OF PEOPLE

Soda: Don't worry. You're going to be interviewed for a robbery soon, so you'll have plenty of experience.The Lost Soul: STOP SPOILING THE PLOTSoda: FIRST YOU YELL AT ME FOR PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW IT, THEN YOU YELL AT ME FOR SPOILING IT

The not-so-subtle pedophile.

WHO COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE?

DAMN IT, I WANTED TO STEAL IT

Sup.

Soda: You're making me blush.The Lost Soul: He's calling you an annoying shit.

Cause subs are cool as shit.

ONE MORE TIME TO AQUA HIDEOUT:Always take the left one. Always.

Only mons in the area. Sorta tempted to not because they're so shit. But the Master Ball...

Fuck Explosion.

The fact I went through all those so fast is mildly concerning.

There we go.

Now get the fuck out, I'm jacking yo shit.

*googles "I'm a cut above"*:

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME

HOLY FUCK STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

NOW GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, FAT BASTARD

YOU DID NO SUCH THING TO ME

LET'S GET SOMETHING GOOD

GO DROWN, KANGASKHAN

And stay down.

Now, to surf to Mossd:WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, NUZLOCKE?

Soda: TRICK OR TREAT, GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EATThe Lost Soul: ...please tell me you don't try to eat the Pokemon.

First things first:Fuck off, Lugia. Come back when you're the first on the route.

Now, on to the abuse:

Actually, I just figured I'd come beat your ass again since I saw you still existed.

Me beating the shit out of your Pokemon the last 4 times wasn't enough for you? Time for #5, then.

You make such bold statements for someone about to die.

That's right, I didn't even give you the courtesy of showing your Pokemon fainting. Deal with it, bitch.

"I'm going home to cry to daddy that I'm a shit trainer."

Congrats, you're going to beat me in completing something I don't give a single fuck about.

...wait.

How the fuck did she fly?

Normally I like the beams over these, but fuck spending 80k/multiple hours at the game corner for each TM. Pineedle got Blizzard and Thunder because Blizzard hits a lot of things he couldn't hit hard before and the only things not covered by Blizzard that Fire Blast/Thunder can are Bug and Water. Pineedle can tank Bug moves, so yeah.

Time to go kill the trainers on Route 123 for being on a horrible route.

The Lost Soul: WHO'S THAT POKEMON?Soda: IT'S... THE EXACT FUCKING POKEMON I CAUGHT ON THIS ROUTE WHILE FISHING. So I was fucked either way with this route.

I like Espeon. Fuck you for existing, Laggron. ;-;

Hey, that's a great idea!

FUCK EVERYTHING

The Lost Soul: Since Soda's not going to explain; Kadabra got off a Future Sight before it got OHKO'd. Soda figured WiblyWobly could OHKO the Lunatone so Future Sight wouldn't hit. Lunatone survived the hit, smacked WiblyWobly for decent damage, then Future Sight smashed. WiblyWobly was at half health before taking Lunatone's attack.

Off to destroy everything at Mt. Pyre:TIMEYWIMEY, HENTAI AND WIBLYWOBLY, GUIDE ME TO AN AMAZING BRO THAT WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATHS... actually I should go back and buy more Pokeballs so I don't run ou:

OH SHIT, FORGOT POKEMON APPEAR INSIDE

>critsGod damn it, Abyss.

WHY THE FUCK DID I GO BACK INSIDE WHYYYYYYYYYY

And this is one of the scariest fucking things ever in Gen 3. Luckily the computer is full blown retarded.

YAY FREE EXP

This is how the battle went for a straight 5 minutes because it kept spamming Softboiled.

Fog, this isn't Gen 4, go away.

The Lost Soul: HI, AIRPLANE

The Lost Soul: AIRPLANE NOOOOO ;-;

WOOK AT THE WITTLE TOWELWIND

IT'S OKAY, GUYS, I FOUND THE PLOT AGAIN

You sure think highly of yourself, don't you?

And have me be even stronger for when I faced you? Flawless logic.

WHAT KIND OF BASTARD GOES AND MUGS OLD PEOPLE... without inviting me? </3

Soda: What's the worst that could happen?The Lost Soul: You know what.Soda: And I can't wait for it to happen.

BME Pain Olympics volleyball?

Soda: I GOT FIRE EMBLEMThe Lost Soul: I can't even yell at you for that because FIRE EMBLEM IS SO FUCKING AWESOME <3

NEW BRO TIME

*10 minutes later*

WHY AREN'T THERE ANY DAMN POKEMON IN HERE?

Fuck off, boulder, I'm not sharing my Fire Emblem.

HEY LOOK, A PLOT HOLE

BRING ME A BRO

...whyyyyyyyy

I COULD'VE USED YOU AS AN HM SLAVE YOU SHITDICK

Magama Hideout wasn't randomized, either. :L

...damn it.

Tackle was shit, anyway.

Dynamite?

Nah, I'm fi:

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD LIE TO A CHILD?

Excuse me! I was doing the two-step

One!

Two!

I'm undercover.

DAMN IT, PLOT'S RUINED. Game over, guys.

Tabitha is still a girl's name, you not girl.

Did you try an alarm clock?

THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINEI'M GONNA LET IT SHINE

I'M TRIPPIN' BALLS, MAN

Soda: Can I pet it?The Lost Soul: No.Soda: PLEASEThe Lost Soul: NO

I'd be pissed, too, if you shined a bright blue light in my face to wake me up.

Soda: Yep, a 10 year old kid foiled your plans to control a legendary Pokemon. Totally logical.The Lost Soul: But that's what you're gonna do.Soda: Not yet, though.

ASSAULTING A CHILD IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE

Mightyena's Swagger Submitted to Abyss.

Crobat just couldn't Slide into the Rock rhythm.

Soda: Camerupt... got distracted by Psy waving.The Lost Soul: That was THE worst pun. Ever.

Common sense and being a human instead of an AI help.

I Roared it away. Now to leave this place.

I got lost.

Back to Aqua Hideout to beat Archi:Damn it.

I like it when idiots tell me things.

Let's make this fas:

I LIKE CROWDS OF PEOPLE

Soda: Don't worry. You're going to be interviewed for a robbery soon, so you'll have plenty of experience.The Lost Soul: STOP SPOILING THE PLOTSoda: FIRST YOU YELL AT ME FOR PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW IT, THEN YOU YELL AT ME FOR SPOILING IT

The not-so-subtle pedophile.

WHO COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE?

DAMN IT, I WANTED TO STEAL IT

Sup.

Soda: You're making me blush.The Lost Soul: He's calling you an annoying shit.

Cause subs are cool as shit.

ONE MORE TIME TO AQUA HIDEOUT:Always take the left one. Always.

Only mons in the area. Sorta tempted to not because they're so shit. But the Master Ball...

Fuck Explosion.

The fact I went through all those so fast is mildly concerning.

There we go.

Now get the fuck out, I'm jacking yo shit.

*googles "I'm a cut above"*:

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME

HOLY FUCK STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

NOW GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, FAT BASTARD

YOU DID NO SUCH THING TO ME

LET'S GET SOMETHING GOOD

GO DROWN, KANGASKHAN

And stay down.

Now, to surf to Mossd:WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, NUZLOCKE?

Soda: TRICK OR TREAT, GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EATThe Lost Soul: ...please tell me you don't try to eat the Pokemon.

"SO THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME, SO EVERYBODY, JUST FOLLOW ME, CUZ WE NEED A LITTLE, CONTROVERSY CUZ IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME"

Yeah no way that could go bad right?

Shiiiiiiit, I thought he could outspeed. Tanked that Water Gun like a boss though.

HA *bleep* YOU EMERALD I'M TRIPPIN' ANTIDOTES.

This Skarmory has Sand Attack, :3 was at full PP when it started fighting this. It went down to three. :3 must have missed what like 18 god damn Water Guns on this Mory holy shit :3 I know you don't give any *bleep*s but daaaaamn.

OH NO DON'T YOU *bleep*ING DARE YOU SHIT*bleep*ING GAGGLE WOGSHAGAWOTT.

A SHIT*bleep*ING GAGGLE WOGSHAGAWOTT.

Lets see if this has anything better.

Oh boy, I get to waste all my balls.

*two great balls later*

>Celebi Confirmer>Serebii Confirmed>In HoennHOENN CONFIMRED!

One brutal raping of a route later, we arrive at Meteor Falls.

"I GOT DA ROLLY ON MA ARM AND I'M POURIN CHANDON AND I ROLL THE BEST WEED CAUSE I GOT IT GOIN' ON"

Not sure why I'm bothering, I've got like 1 Great Ball and 5 Pokéballs, I got no chan-

Fortuna is a Goddess of Luck, because I know at least one of them is watching over me right now.

"SO THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME, SO EVERYBODY, JUST FOLLOW ME, CUZ WE NEED A LITTLE, CONTROVERSY CUZ IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME"

Yeah no way that could go bad right?

Shiiiiiiit, I thought he could outspeed. Tanked that Water Gun like a boss though.

HA *bleep* YOU EMERALD I'M TRIPPIN' ANTIDOTES.

This Skarmory has Sand Attack, :3 was at full PP when it started fighting this. It went down to three. :3 must have missed what like 18 god damn Water Guns on this Mory holy shit :3 I know you don't give any *bleep*s but daaaaamn.

OH NO DON'T YOU *bleep*ING DARE YOU SHIT*bleep*ING GAGGLE WOGSHAGAWOTT.

A SHIT*bleep*ING GAGGLE WOGSHAGAWOTT.

Lets see if this has anything better.

Oh boy, I get to waste all my balls.

*two great balls later*

>Celebi Confirmer>Serebii Confirmed>In HoennHOENN CONFIMRED!

One brutal raping of a route later, we arrive at Meteor Falls.

"I GOT DA ROLLY ON MA ARM AND I'M POURIN CHANDON AND I ROLL THE BEST WEED CAUSE I GOT IT GOIN' ON"

Not sure why I'm bothering, I've got like 1 Great Ball and 5 Pokéballs, I got no chan-

Fortuna is a Goddess of Luck, because I know at least one of them is watching over me right now.

Kanon getting celebi that easly and then latias hmm you sure aint using the perfect catch code (and yes i have been following these three nuzlocke runs out of sheer curiosity while i keep replaying my .hack G.U file were i kill over and over and over two trolls :3)

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quote guile from SB

In the beginning, the Planet made Weapons to protect itself. What does it need protecting from? Tifa Lockhart.

Tifa Lockhart doesn't call the wrong number. You pick up the wrong PHS.

It's a Nuzlocke, why would I use something to make it easier if I'm doing a run that exists to make it harder because I want more challenge?

I just remembered right now that Celebi doesn't have a catch rate of 3 and looking it up it's actually a gigantic 45 so that suddenly becomes a lot more reasonable.Latias in a Pokéball is some mad bullshit though.

It's a Nuzlocke, why would I use something to make it easier if I'm doing a run that exists to make it harder because I want more challenge?

I just remembered right now that Celebi doesn't have a catch rate of 3 and looking it up it's actually a gigantic 45 so that suddenly becomes a lot more reasonable.Latias in a Pokéball is some mad bullshit though.

i forgot how difficult is to detect sarcasm on the internet.

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quote guile from SB

In the beginning, the Planet made Weapons to protect itself. What does it need protecting from? Tifa Lockhart.

Tifa Lockhart doesn't call the wrong number. You pick up the wrong PHS.

It can be quite yes.I wasn't mad at you in that post or anything, I was just saiyan

Yep sarcasm is a bitch.

you guys have inspired me to do a randomnized run, non nuzlocke of Emerald and Red, the latter is going all to well, i have 99 Direct hits, X speeds and X defences and Guard Specs, GG challenge, i shall let Sandslash rape 99% of the game (sans Agatha maybe it depends if she was randomnized too, for those that come late to the party gen 1 calcs Crits in base of SPE, a max ev'ed sandslash on SPE, or even with a 100 SPE ev's along the Slash move will be dealing crit damage nearly 100% of the time, X speed just helps to make it happen 100% of the time, six of those per league opponent will tear with ease anything they can throw at me).

As a side note i am surprised Snorlax Remained OU in gen 1 i think ubers would've been a better fit, given that the fat cat at level 35 can OHKO pretty much anything with headbutt, even rock pokes like onix and golem.

i just capped groundon, i think i will be shitting on watson for a bit

Edit: Feb 04, 13 10:15pm

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quote guile from SB

In the beginning, the Planet made Weapons to protect itself. What does it need protecting from? Tifa Lockhart.

Tifa Lockhart doesn't call the wrong number. You pick up the wrong PHS.