>Maybe she’s trying to get an all-Latina All About Eve remake off the ground. And y’know? We’d watch that.

Please at least offer to recap that fictional pilot.

kimmeister

“Todo acerca de Eva.”

Susan Velazquez

Actually, I think a better Spanish translation would be “Todo sobre de Eva” or “Todo sobre Eva”.

moppet

That’s a lot of plot right there. But I like it! I support your casting.

Susan Velazquez

Haha I couldn’t help myself! Once I started thinking about it, I couldn’t stop!

RL McGruder

GIRL. Casting is genius.

Denise Alden

Well done you!

Rhonda Shore

She strikes me more as a Kim Kardashian Klone.

sojourneryouth

I don’t understand anything about Jayma’s pants. Did Dance Fever create an apparel line? Did MC Hammer and several former Solid Gold Dancers all smoke crack and start playing with gold fabric and electric shavers?

Sarah

I like the Solid Gold Dancers idea. Because then their cracked-out selves could have used their inhuman levels of strength to force her to wear those execrable pants.

MilaXX

Dianna needs Jenna’s shoes. Throw away that giant clutch and she’d be good. The rest vary from okay to awful.

mlle

Heather Morris is a time traveller from 15 years ago. I can’t believe those awful shoes are back in fashion.

Gatto Nero

Or the dress (1970s)! Or the hair (also 1970s)!

Kimbolina

1990s middle school dance.

The hair completes the vibe.

hughman

“Fasten your seatbelts. The ride, she is going to be boompy.”

bitchybitchybitchy

OK, we need casting ideas for Addison DeWitt and the other males…Do we drag in Marc Antony for one of them?

ScarlettHarlot

Ricky Martin?

bitchybitchybitchy

Yes, I think we need Ricky in this one

Susan Velazquez

Martin Sheen, Antonio Banderas, maybe even Charlie Sheen. Although Charlie is too young and maybe not reliable enough for the role but he just has a very biting, sarcastic humor that he’s good at playing.

Denise Alden

I vote for a dandy-ish Antonio Banderas.

bitchybitchybitchy

OMG-we simply must have Banderas…I still remember him from “The Mambo Kings”-not the world’s best movies,but it had its moments, including a great view of his butt. But, I digress…

Jacob Bowen

-Okay, ON TOP of that color blocking they had to add flower beading that drips down from the waist? REALLY?-Dianna, trash that gown.
-Heather Morris- that dress looks like my sister’s beach cover-up from 2005 and those shoes are AWFUL.
-Jayma your pants are SHEDDING because that gold glitter does not want to be ANYWHERE near this outfit. Sheer+Gold pants=BAD IDEA.

VicD

I love the lavender color and the neckline on Dianna Agron. I don’t even mind the yellow color block. But the rest of it needs a total remake from the waistline down – or is it the waste line down in this case?

Sarah

I need Naya to dial back the contouring by 10,000. She looks like a mannequin.

sagecreek

Frankly, she looks like she’s showing off the new goods. And not in a good way.

kaybee

YES! Her nose looks like it could snap at any second, it’s so thin. It looks like it’s painful to breathe!

Is Heather Morris pitching for another high school role? She needs to ship that dress off to Haylee Steinfeld.

FrigidDiva

Personally I think she should ship the dress and shoes back to Baby Spice.

kimmeister

It’s nice to see Dianna with tousled hair for once, but her face looks exactly like Stana Kanic’s here (not that that’s a bad thing).

beebee10

Diana without her file folder is the only one who looks good here, imo.

sagecreek

I also think she deserves props because that dress is a little out of her Laura Ashley wheelhouse.

random_poster

I really like her make-up.

HomeOfficeGirl

I hate the dress AND the shoes. But her face looks really really great here – better than most of the times we see her.

Gatto Nero

Frankendress, tho.

NinaBoo

Youth is wasted on the young. How I would dress if I had their bodies, money, and access…

Get off my lawn!

Danielle

HEATHER MORRIS YOU DANCED WITH BEYONCÉ. You can do a THOUSAND times better than this fuckery.

colleenjanel

She’s in that stage of motherhood where she’s lucky to find something to wear that doesn’t have poop or baby vom on it.

LipstickForPigs

“Baby vom” + your avatar = <3

Kristin McNamara

Heather Morris is a mom?!?!???!??! When did this happen?

colleenjanel

I think her baby is about 6 months old now.

DaringMiss

Yeah…I am giving the new mom a pass. She has that thousand mile stare that screams “I haven’t had REM sleep in months!”

MarieLD

Heather Morris’s dress looks so much like the top I wore to work today. (jjill — do a search for “perfect pima printed easy tee”)

jilly_d

Sweet Christ, this show has been on for a number of years, yes? These people are acting like it’s their first red carpet rodeo.

Imasewsure

I know this is a broken record, but can’t tv stars also afford stylists? Can we pass a hat?
Heather looks awesome for the high school dance and Diana just looks head to toe bad with special mention to that awful clutch!!

I think she must be getting bad advice. The Glee fans who would be inclined to buy her album or watch her in something else out of good-will are not likely to appreciate the late-40s cougar look for her. And the people who would appreciate that look probably don’t read celebrity fashion blogs.

marlie

And she’s not likely to poach/attract fans from JLo or Beyonce; she needs to come up with her own identity and image.

colleenjanel

Heather Morris phoned in that appearance. But I’ll give her a pass because she’s likely sleep deprived thanks to a tiny human.

TwiddlyStun

Pool hair. Pool eye makeup (running). Pool coverup over skirt-suit.

somebody blonde

Sign me up to watch the all-Latina All About Eve remake.

Susan Velazquez

Jennifer Lopez as Margot, Naya Rivera as Eve, Eva Mendes as Karen, Rita Moreno as Birdie…oooooohhh can someone please make this happen?

bitchybitchybitchy

Good cast, too expensive for Lifetime, I fear….
but can’t you just see Rita as Birdie giving Naya’s Eve the stinkeye?

cocohall

I would love to see all the side eye these ladies were giving each other on the RC. It is hard to believe that they all were attending the same event, there is so much fashion confusion on display. Naya Rivera looks like she is attending the Adult Film Awards. Heather Morris looks like she is going to a brunch with all her new mother friends from her Mommie and Me class. I have no idea where Jayma Mays is headed . . . .

Sabin

Receptionist. Office party. New Year’s Eve. 1989.

cocohall

Nailed it.

susu

Heather Morris looks 12 years old in that pic. Becca Tobin looks 42.

FrigidDiva

I was just coming here to comment, her and Naya are REALLY trying to distance themselves from the high school look, aren’t they?

Nicola Anna Molly Page

As soon as I seen Dianna’s dress, I thought of The Little Mermaid. Seriously.

teensmom99

Looks like every one but Jane Lynch went shopping at Urban Outfitters.

Meg

None of the dudes? 🙁

quiltrx

Everyone looks pretty icky to me.
And Naya is lovely on her own, she needs to develop her OWN style.

James

Heather Morris’s son is still so small, around 6 months I think so I can forgive anything! Also she looks really good, considering. The rest … I see Naya has completed her transformation into Kim K 2.0 with a new boob job.

altalinda

Jane, you’ve got my 2 thumbs up for your outfit.

Denise Alden

Me, too! I think she’s taking advantage of the stylist for “Hollywood Game Night.” She more often than not looks terrific there.

alyce1213

I get more of a wanna-be Kardashian style from Naya. She really ought to tone it down, like a lot.

oh diana a–stand up straight. Love the colors of that dress. And she made an effort matching the colors of her face to the dress. but the hair. sad.
jenna u–she never gets it right that this plain as day dress is in fact a relief from a consistent record of misses.
jayma m–wtfuckery!

R.A.

Your assessment of Naya was just too spot on. I can’t.

sienna elm

Those gold lame pants look like they have a skin disease!!

bitchybitchybitchy

They look like rejects from the Golden Girls’ closet.

Anna

Golden Girls by way of MC Hammer. Or is it the other way around.

Either way, Jayma is not legit. It’s UN-legit. And for that reason, she must quit.

Yolanda13

Nothing gleeful about any of those looks. Tragic all around. And did Naya have work done?

Susan Velazquez

Everyone’s pretty much agreed she’s gotten breast implants even if she hasn’t admitted it yet.

TerryMH

Speaking of work done, what about Jane Lynch? She looks awfully smooth in that photo. If she has, that will make me sad. God forbid a woman in her fifties, playing a woman in her fifties actually look like a woman in her fifties (said from a woman soon to be in her fifties).

Susan Velazquez

Goddammit Naya, I want to root for you but every time I look at you, I just want to say, “Of course.”

Anna

Jayma Mays looks like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer. Naya Rivera and her monokini-mated with a pencil skirt dress are freaking me the hell out. Everyone else falls within varying ranges of boring to hilariously bad.

MikeW_Vegas

Jayma doesn’t look like Dorothy Zbornack. And that was a green glittery top

Anna

Ha, I know. It was more the overall spirit of Jayma’s look. And I love that line 🙂

bitchybitchybitchy

Naya Rivera and JLo in an epic catfight? Yes! Jayma-no, honey, no.

Susan Velazquez

Why does Beca Tobin look so much older than—oh wait, she IS 28. Goddamn, this Dawson casting is getting out of control. I was about to yell at her for looking so much older and then I realized she, you know, is older.

kaybee

Basically, I hate everything everyone is wearing.

Carleenml

isn’t it scary? I scanned through and had one reaction. WTF

FridaStaire

Oh PLEASE will someone make that film?

SewingSiren

The first dress, does anyone else see a modest hula costume? Or just me……….

V No Privacy

Don’t be mean. Heather Morris just got back from 1993. She brought Diana Agron those shoes as a souvenir.

I like the dress on Diana Agron, especially since it’s positively daring for her, but the shoes and accessories are a wreck and she needed bouncier hair to make the look come together. Heather Morris is dressed like she’s attending a middle school dance…circa when I was in middle school. Vanessa Lengies wins the night, and will forever have a special place in my heart after Are You Afraid of the Dark?, American Dreams, and Stick It.

i’m with you on diana’s dress. when i first opened the post I awed at it. shoes, though – ugh.

AnnaleighBelle

Jayma Mays may be a woman in crisis, but Robert Rodriguez made the sartorial suicide weapon. Jeebus, that is ugly, unflattering, and unforgivable.

Shawn EH

What is eating the gold off Jayma’s sad slacks?

wisdomy

Naya Rivera is starting to far outstrip Lea Michelle in Of Coursing.

paintedfish

that Miu Miu dress looks like one of those “Fashion inspired by Disney Princess” memes.

lchopalong

Heather Morris’s dress kinda reminds me of getting a $15 summer frock from a place like Vanity or Charlotte Russe and accidentally drying it one day. It’s reminding me too much of my attempts to be fashionable in high school, and coming out as a drab, lumpy, too short mess.