A speeding driver was being chased by two cops in a police car,
Two pedestrians started to cross the road and were hit by the speeding car.
One was flung about 50 metres over a bush and into a paddock, and the other crashed through the windscreen and into the back seat.
The driver stopped his car and the police grabbed him.
He thought quickly, and offered the cops $1000 each to forget about it.
One cop said, "Ok,Ok, but with all this mess, we'll have to arrest somebody".
The other cop said, "OK, we'll charge one pedestrian with leaving the scene of an accident, and the other with breaking and entering".