Hubby Vest is awaiting news regarding his condition etc from seemingly a bunch of slack arsed human body technicians employed by our equally stuffed up health system. Hubby informed me his constant headache has become more bearable over the past 24/hours.Thank you all for your concerns.

Wally, I believe a didgeridoo blasting into hubbies ears may exacerbate his existing malaise.Also you ask in your own peculier way, "Wotsa MOT test"? I am informed by himself that a MOT test is a Pommy Ministry Of Road Transport examination on old Crocks, to ensure their road worthiness. However in hubby's case, his tyres may be a bit flat but his accelerator is working well.

> > THE TAXMAN COMETH> >> > At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the> > books of a Synagogue.> >> >> > While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I> > notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle> > drippings?'> >> >> > 'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to> > the candle makers, and e very now and then they send us a free box of> > candles.'> >> >> > 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual> > question had a practical answer.> >> >> > But on he went, in his obnoxious way:> >> > 'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the> > crumbs?'> >> > 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to> > trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them> > back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box> > of bread-wafers.'> >> > 'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster> > the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with> > all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'> >> > 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi...> >> > 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office,> > and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'> >> >

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Ardent family orientated bloke,love my family lots.
Love Australia my Beautiful adopted country, but remember passionately my home village, Chalgrove in Oxfordshire, England. My favourite friends would include several shipmates I am in close contact with who served with me while in the British Royal Navy ..going back a fair bit.
There is also the silence of my age, too full of wisdom for the tongue to utter it - in words intelligible to those who have not lived-the great range of my life.
Vest.GSM, LSGCM, WM, B/PM, ITM, UNM, K-N M, EOW M, Asia- PAC M. ROYAL NAVY 25yrs, Retired.