Monday, July 31, 2017

Noticing that the BALL AND CHAIN that you previously had feelings for were attached to is blinking, you decide to examine it further. Your WITCHISH ASSOCIATE confirms that neither the blinking nor the SIGNAL being broadcast from the BALL are magical in nature. Hmm. The blinking only began when you removed the BALL AND CHAIN from your LEG CUFF. Perhaps... there's some connection?

You hear KNOCKING SOUNDS on the DOOR to the WEST (the way out of the TEMPLE OF THE WHATEVER IT WAS). The knocking only began after you examined the blinking on the BALL AND CHAIN which, itself, only began when you removed the BALL AND CHAIN from your LEG CUFF. Perhaps... perhaps there, there's some connecting connection?

Friday, July 28, 2017

Gleefully, you gently kick away the BALL AND CHAIN that previously held you in bondage. You're free! With the TIME RIFT PHENOMENON finished, it's time to go exploring. Perhaps you can find the ULTIMATE WEAPON for the SOVEREIGN and get your REWARD!

Since your SCIENTISTS are doing their own thing now, you ask the WITCH if she wants to join your PARTY. You're clearly a COOL GUY and definitely cooler than the NICE GUY, so... yeah?

While the WITCH does not seem convinced by your COOLNESS ASSESSMENT, she does decide to join your party. What else is she going to do around here?

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

You ask the WITCH to magically remove the BALL AND CHAIN on your ANKLE using her WITCHY MAGICKS.

With nothing better to do at the non, she complies. While the SPELL is being cast, you ask her about where she came from. She says the last thing she remembers, she met a NICE GUY at a BAR and then some CREEP attacked them and they got separated. She'd like to find the NICE GUY again at some point if possible.

The WITCH completes the spell and your LEG suddenly feels a whole lot less burdened.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Under the ASSUMPTION that the DEVICE held by the WITCH holds the key to the secrets of the ANCIENT TEMPLE, you immediately ask to take possession of it.

(Immediately, that is, after sending out for a GUEST BADGE for the WITCH and replacement EMPLOYEE BADGES for your LEAD SCIENTISTS. Certain... irregularities needed corrected immediately to comply with STANDARD LABORATORY OPERATING PROCEDURE. It needed to be done post haste, because the last thing you need is a team of COMPLIANCE TESTERS coming in and disrupting your VALUABLE WORK just because you've failed to dot a few Is or cross a few Ts! BUREAUCRATS!)

After getting her bearings, the WITCH looks forlornly at the jury-rigged DEVICE. She says that it is only half the DEVICE it used to be. It's broken.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

You and your CRACK TEAM of SUPER SCIENTISTS stare intently at the SPACE-TIME DISTORTION RIFT. According to your meticulous and totally scientific RESEARCH, something big should be happening soon. Any moment now, really. This is the culmination of all of your work thus far on the EXPEDITION and should bring about something absolutely game-changing, something so monumental and momentous that there's no way you can adequately describe how monumental and momentous it will be.

Staring intently at the RIFT will have to suffice for the NONCE. But any moment now, SOMETHING* will happen.

Friday, July 14, 2017

...he can spare a TEMPLE EMPLOYEE HEALTH INSURANCE MEDI-CHIT that should cover the more expensive OPERATION. He pops it into the COIN SLOT, along with your 40 VARIOUS MONIES.

With your approval, DAVE keys in the bilateral trans-femoral lower extremity nanotech prostheses installation OPERATION. A GLASS TUBE comes down and secures to the base, creating a hermetic seal. As the MERCENARY thinks to finally question what exactly a bilateral trans-femoral lower extremity nanotech prostheses installation is, DAVE hits the Y button and the OPERATION is confirmed. The TUBE begins to fill with SLEEPY-TYMEZ GAS™ and the MERCENARY fades into unconsciousness.

Monday, July 10, 2017

You ask DAVE what's up: AUTODOC because you seriously need to get this MACHINE to fix your LEG.

DAVE explains that one day the AUTODOC 1,000 AUTOMATIC DOCTOR MACHINE simply stopped working. As he was the only EMPLOYEE left at the time, when he couldn't fix it it just stayed broken. He notes that if you could find some way to fix it, it might be able to do something about your LEG.

Friday, July 7, 2017

With painful effort, you limp UP the STAIRS, clamber SOUTH through the FOOD STALL WINDOWS (past the "VENDORS"), and WEST from the devastated FOOD COURT to the LOBBY. This is the only other POTTED PLANT that you have seen in your journey.

You doff your MULTI-HAT respectfully and give the POTTED PLANT the NEWS.

PLANTEA THE PLANT receives the NEWS stoically and says nothing. Your DUTY has been fulfilled.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Seeing the POTTED PLANT by the STAIRS, you realize that it is your DUTY to inform them, as next of kin, of the tragic loss of PLANTY THE PLANT, a POTTED PLANT recently lost, tragically. You doff your MULTI-HAT respectfully and give them the NEWS.

PLANTIE THE PLANT receives the NEWS stoically and says nothing. Your DUTY has been fulfilled.

Monday, July 3, 2017

Your MINI-PARTY arrives on the LANDING where DAVE awaits you. He informs you that the DUCT TAPE you requested is down in the BOILER ROOM.

The LANDING itself is exactly what you would expect: An intersection of STAIRS and the HALLWAY to the BREAK ROOM. Other things in the room are a PRETZEL, a POTTED PLANT, a SECURITY CAMERA, an AUTODOC 1000, a PACKAGED CYBEREYE, and some ASSORTED MEDICATIONS.