whoa man, that was like 5 pages back.
oh, you're new...hey hey. have a nice day.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

Originally posted by Darko Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..

i just woke up, it's now 2:45pm.
and that damn movie "born to shred II from the guitar section
is still downloading. hahahaha, it's only at 76%!!!!!!!!
so far it's taken like 15 hours...be hell for all that spam telephone
callers to get a hold of me. finally peace and quiet.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

Originally posted by CannibalXampire Haha, yeah, did you see the hairy firetruck? Ding ding! Here comes the shit mobile!

"id rather burn to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit."

My absolute favorite. I fell on my face laughing.

"This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers?'

When will the funny end?

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2003-08-09, 03:32

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I just have to say this:
this would be a funny song title for some sort of true blakk metal parody

Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

2003-08-10, 03:53

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i just saw the video for "Spheres of Madness" by Decapitated on MTV2: headbangers ball.

that was kinda interesting. the guitarists looked kinda strange when they bended their knees while headbanging. it looked sorta like they were "knee-banging", it was odd.

i didn't understand what the concept was about. it was about like this guy, he was sitting at a desk, then he looked up a word, then he opened a strange-looking box or something, and some other crazy stuff. i also forwarded a bit of it too, 'cause i got Tivo.

it seemed like a typical deathmetal video; it looked like it was recorded on an old-timey video-camera, and it had only had a few colors. i guess they're tryin to make it look like old horror movies.

and there's no doubt why they call it "headbangers ball" too, most of the people who had long hair in the video were banging in their heads in the exact same fashion. couldn't see their face, all you could see was a mass of long hair above their chest.

I SAW HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES!!!
ahhhhhfucking badass, DR. SATAN, hahaha
although...it's all too similar to texas chainsaw massacre...
wayyy to similar.
the end is badass.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

It's fucking 4:42am, I stayed up all night, because I can't hold
my godless excitment. Okay heregoes; I got my financial aid
in the mail and COLLEGE IS PAID FOR!!!!!!

sub loan: $1,312.50
parent loan: $2,837.50
grant: $2,025.00

total: 6,175.00!!!

AHHHHHHH, yes.
here what it means if ya'll don't already know...
the sub loan means the university pays for the interest, but I have
to pay it back at least 6months before graduating...
the parent loan is the regular loan, means you pay it back, including
interest...
the grant....is ALL MINE! hahaa

I have to listen to Van Halen...

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

2003-08-10, 10:07

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congratulations man!!

my first year is paid for, im taking lingustics, political science, and philosophy

adds up to 18 credithours.
all I need to care for is theory.
the rest is TOTAL B.S.!

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

2003-08-10, 13:22

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I'm assuming this forum is where all of the really inane crap that we have to say goes because it seems to be the most directionaless & dysfunctional thing I've ever come accross since I last saw someone wearing a Britney Spears t-shirt (no, really. I saw it with my own eyes)

But I do have to ask: what the fuck does RTT stand for & what the hell is it / they / he / her for?

IF ONE MORE PERSON MAKES A JOKE ABOUT ME HAVING THE SAME NAME AS THE SUBWAY GUY JARED IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMETIHNG!

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2003-08-10, 19:45

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quiet, skinny!
we're all tired of you and your pathetic diet. no wonder you're mom made you break up with your girlfriend.

i could kick your fuckin' ass man, you're 5 inches taller and 190 pounds but i can take you, i seen your stature on TV.
and your new Chicken Pizziola sandwich won't save your ass, you pansy-ass hippie.

and Quizno's rapes Subway.

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2003-08-10, 19:48

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Im only 6 foot and 145! DONT HURT ME!

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2003-08-10, 20:02

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we're all tired of you and your pathetic diet. no wonder you're mom made you break up with your girlfriend.

Shut up you ball-sucking cocklicking assraper. You fucking jizzguzzling shiteater, you don't know the fucking pain Im going through you syphilis-infected babyfucker. I hope you get caught raping infants and get thrown in jail and get your ass pummeled by every fucking person there.

And it wasn't my mom, it was hers. Roach-infested flabby cunt.

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2003-08-10, 20:30

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sorry

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Hey now, Cannibal, that's innappropriate! Atif never fucked event ONE infant without getting a consent form signed by the parents. Seriously though, calm down. You're right, he doesn't 'know the fucking pain you're going through,' and really, I'd prefer not hearing anything about it. Plus, if he's really syphillisinfected, he probably has a bit of his own pain to deal with, so berating him uninterestingly over the internet's really doing no one any good, now is it? Of course, if you could've come up with something better and more entertaining than 'syphillis-infected babyfucker,' you'd be like halfway to being a mod.

Stuff: RTT is for inanity. It was originally created for the express purpose of becoming a massive, fuckoff thread, and has since developed into what you see here; namely: a place for everyone to say something stupid without getting the thread it's in closed. RTT serves little purpose aside from that. Oh, and accumulating posts, if you happen to be a post whore, though there's also all the 'Now Playing,' 'Recently Purchased,' et cetera threads for that. But there you can't be quite as stupid. So, really, this is the place to do it.

2003-08-10, 21:30

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Damn it! I was sure the syphilis-babyfucker would get me at least half way to moderating.

The word of the day is "obfuscate," meaning to confuse; bewilder; stupefy.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

2003-08-10, 21:52

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please use that in a sentence

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2003-08-10, 21:59

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When the man smacked the dog with his penis, he obfuscated the dog, causing him to wonder into traffic.

Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

don't you just rue the day you make beautiful tabs, when you get all these dudes email you all the time asking you to join their forum, and saying how [my] tabs enhance their guitar playing? Yeah, it's soooosweet how I've touched so many, but jesus christ get over yourself.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
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You can't use 'obfuscate' that way; powers's definition is overly simplified. The actual word won't allow the 'man slapped the dog with his penis' scenario. Plus, you can't 'wonder' into traffic, it's 'wander.' Try this:

The man's cryptic language and archaic word usage so obfuscated the intentions underlying his speech that the audience left the lecture hall unable to discern what, exactly, had been the speaker's message. As they tried, each separately though simultaneously, to clarify the message from this dissatisfying, inchoate state, they neglected to give any of their attention to the physical world surrounding them and, dazed as a dog that had been slapped by a man's penis, wandered into traffic and were all hit by a truck, hauling 'CannibalXEmpire' brand dildos, whose driver wasn't paying attention, as at that moment he was having fellatio performed upon him by a hitchiker he'd recently picked up. The speaker, satisfied at his speech, then went to a pub down the street, called, for lack of a better name, the 'Down the Street Pub,' where he drank six scotches in succession until, midway through downing the seventh, he suffered a heart attack and died, en route, in the ambulance.

So, there you have it: obfuscated.

And Cannibal, Doctor's not being a sick fuck. Everyone who became a mod after slayme had to suck him off to become one. That's the other half.

PST--->haha that was great. That's the definition that was in my dictionary though,
the example sentence was, "a person's mind may be obfuscated by liquor or drugs."
Just thought it was a cool sounding word.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

2003-08-11, 02:43

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Quote:

Originally posted by PST 88 Everyone who became a mod after slayme had to suck him off to become one. That's the other half.

Its not that bad really. Once you get past the tangy yet mouthwatering taste of his over-abundant smegma.

FearFrost: I was actually a mod before slayme. In fact, as I look around, I realize I was made a mod (back on atmetal) before anyone else who's remained this far. Aside, of course, from nomad. Which means I should probably quit soon. People who became one back there before slayme, and those lucky enough to become one in the interval between the demise of atmetal and slayme's return to the mod ranks, had a completely different, that is to say, 'no,' initiation. Now, if someone who'd become a mod wanted to suck slayme off, this was okay. But it wasn't required to do so. In case you're wondering: slayme, to get the job, did, indeed, have to suck himself off. He would've done it anyway, though. And, admit it, you would too.

powers: The definition you have wasn't wrong, per se, just simplified. It's only a problem when someone like Cannibal reads it the way he read it. And thank you.

Originally posted by PST 88 FearFrost: I was actually a mod before slayme. In fact, as I look around, I realize I was made a mod (back on atmetal) before anyone else who's remained this far. Aside, of course, from nomad. Which means I should probably quit soon. People who became one back there before slayme, and those lucky enough to become one in the interval between the demise of atmetal and slayme's return to the mod ranks, had a completely different, that is to say, 'no,' initiation. Now, if someone who'd become a mod wanted to suck slayme off, this was okay. But it wasn't required to do so. In case you're wondering: slayme, to get the job, did, indeed, have to suck himself off. He would've done it anyway, though. And, admit it, you would too.

Dude it was just a fucking joke. And no I would not suck some dude to become a MOD on a fourm board (nor I would never to it), the only one stupid to do something like that would be JusticeIsRaped.

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2003-08-11, 04:58

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Originally posted by FearFrost Dude it was just a fucking joke. And no I would not suck some dude to become a MOD on a fourm board (nor I would never to it)

Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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2003-08-11, 12:11

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so, being that everyones gay, how goes it?

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2003-08-11, 14:14

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Gayes RTT thread ever.

2003-08-11, 14:39

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Actually, this is about par for the Gay RTT thread course.

I can't deal with FearFrost. Someone teach him to spell. English is your first language, right? You have no excuse then.

Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-08-12, 03:55

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I am the happiest man in the WOLRD!!!!!!!!!! I got drunkz and got laid 4 times!!!!!! GOOD FUCKING NIGHT!

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2003-08-12, 03:59

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I'm drunk. Fuck you. 1 more post aint gonna hurt.

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2003-08-12, 04:02

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Haha, that picture makes you want to eat a sandwich or something.

(Kidding.)

2003-08-12, 04:30

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i got bored today so i looked up who had the most tabs here and slayer reigns supreme with 231 tabs followed by sepultura with 192 tabs... a little bit of Metaltabs useless knowledge

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2003-08-12, 12:52

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i got bored today so i jacked off. Come on guitar_demon, be like the rest of us.

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i didint say i that i didnt jack off yesterday now did i

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I shaved my face last night, now I look fat. I never knew I had such a round
face...

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

Us young people get to look older some other day. Yeah, and my beard was about 1 inch long, long enough to grab; but it was too thin, and damnit I want it thicker...maybe I'll go for the Norweigian(wtf?sp?) sailor look with the lower lip shaved, and ya got that patch of fur below the chin..can't really describe it without showing it... but that area below my lip is too thin.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

2003-08-12, 21:08

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its called a "soul patch". I know what your talking about.

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2003-08-13, 11:29

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i shaved my nuts yesterday and i cant help notice my shaft looks bigger than usual

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2003-08-13, 18:07

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Last time I shaved I used my trimmer so I could make funny shapes...and the razor got caught and hurt like fuck.

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Dude, you're like 14. What the fuck did you shave?

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I'm all packed for school! All my shit is out of my room and in the living room, heh, it never looked so crouded...a t least my room is cleaner than it has ever been. I leave home sweet home tomorrow @ 4am. Hell, this is all to awesome.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

Shit...the fucking power went out here for two days. All over the east coast I think. The first day the power went out it was fun as hell. I got to steal my best friends girlfriend cause we were all drunk in a park and it was dark . I feel bad...
And since the power went out it was CHRISTMAS!!! every store was open and it was dark inside with no cameras.. loooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaads of beer. Then the night time was extremely dark and everyone got a natural "trip" plus we had good bud.

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