File this one under “duh,” the idiot bitch who got half her face tattooed and then claimed she slept through it all while the artist destroyed her “good looks” ::snicker:: -she’s admitted that she’s a liar.

No shit! Really, you are almost as stupid as her if you believed her story. At least she gave the tattoo artist the wake up call he needed to start getting clients to start waivers. He really should have done this from day one to protect himself from dumb asses like her.

And, at least she’ll have this lovely reminder for the rest of her life as to why getting star tattoos over your entire your face is a really moronic idea.

Or at least, some of them look yummy -like this one with bacon, avacado and sour cream. The corn on the cob surrounded by bacon, hot dogs, cheese sticks and ground beef before it is deepfried is another story. Anyway, they’re all worth taking a big meatly look at.

Photographer Dina Goldstien has a spectacular photo series of princesses after the story ends. My favorites are the one above, the Belle one and the Jasmine one. View them all, they’re very cool. Also, if you like fairy tales, check out this story.

It’s not only brides that choose bad outfits on their wedding days. Jerry Seinfeld once pointed out that all men look the same in tuxedos –these men certainly break that rule in the worst possible way.

I can’t see you, you’re in camouflage:

Look, we get it, you’re either into hunting or you’re in the military or you’re in a crazy militia. Whatever the reason you thought it was a good idea to go “commando” for your wedding, you were wrong. Camouflage and weddings just don’t mix. For more terribly wonderful camo wedding images, check out this post from Tacky Weddings.

Someone wants to be Willy Wonka of the wedding world:

Is that Prince beside you in the first pic? I know he can get away with wearing crap like that and acting straight, but you can’t. Bad call dude. We know you’re a tool, you really don’t need to try this hard to prove it.

Ohh the colors!! Ohh the stripes!!! Ohhh the humanity:
Yeah, I love stripes and colors…but not diagonal stripped blue weirdness. Seriously guy, points for originality and all, but this is just ugly. And really, what’s up with your shoes? At this point, you should have just gone for the blue suede.

I’m afraid of clowns:
Or at least, I’m afraid of clown weddings. Balloon animals and hats are fun and all, but it’s never a good thing when your tux can be popped at any given moment.

Some things are best left in the past:
This twenties tuxedo is a perfect example. I know vintage clothes are awesome, but don’t let an item’s oldness blind you from its ugliness. A general rule is orange and brown stripes never look good.

Ironic, huh?
I know, you’re trying to be such a cool hipster by wearing an ugly seventies tuxedo. Won’t everyone think you’re so funny for being ironic? Isn’t it so funny? The answer to both questions is no. You just look stupid and the mustache isn’t adding to the hipster factor, it just makes you look like even more of a tool. Your Flickr set only furthers this theory.

So there you have it. Bridezillas are not the only tasteless ones in weddings. Gentlemen can be just as stupid and tacky. Remember guys, it’s hard to go wrong in black and white.

I know a lot of tattoo enthusiasts like myself still think facial tattoos are for idiots. Here’s further proof of this theory. This moron went to a tattoo artist, got 56stars on her face, returned to her boyfriend and father, who presumably said “you look like a total douchebag now,” and then sued the tattoo artist that did the work. She’s trying to claim that she only wanted 3 stars and that she was asleep during the tattoo process…only, you’d never sleep through a tattoo, especially one on your face. And artists almost always will stencil the stuff on your face before they start inking you. I only hope that she can never afford to get the ink removed so she is left branded as a moron for the rest of her life. Here’s to you douchebag!

Etsy periodically features some products that make me go “whaaaa?” This is a perfect example, a giant, handmade condom pillow. They come with the giant fabric condom, huzzah. Both the fabric condom and real ones can be hidden inside your pillow.

Best of all, they’re only $80. Who wouldn’t pay that just to see the mortified look on their parent’s faces when they come to visit?

While I can’t help but feel sympathetic to the company who had these construction articles stolen from them (they’re kinda expensive and totally unusable after this), I also can’t help but love the artwork done by street artist YouLiveandYouBurn. Click the link for more pics.

The greatest niche animal photo site ever has come to my attention recently. Or at least, the greatest behind Muttskis (ahh shameless self-promotion how I love thee). Fuck Yeah Animals With Casts provides you with wonderful photos of nothing but animals in casts. They are too adorable.