Michael Bolton Biography

Perhaps the lamest singer of all time, Michael Bolton has nonetheless piled up the hits, including "Time, Love, and Tenderness," "When a Man Loves a Woman" and countless others. We're embarrassed to have been able to pull out that info upon creating this page.

The guy has some great hair, though, you've gotta give him that. What a sex god! They might as well call such thinning, curly blonde locks "The Michael Bolton" from now on. The man is to be confused with the Office Space character Michael Bolton, natch.