Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?

I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.

Atomic Spunk:Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 340x437][assets.poponthepop.com image 350x440]

I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.

If she had been an ordinary person with whom you might have gone to college, she wouldn't look like that. She'd still be a plain, brown-eyed dirty blonde. What you see now is the result of many thousands of dollars of surgery, makeup, hair dye, contacts, and a full-time special effects crew which rivals ILM.

Hell, with her money, I could look good in a mug shot. On the other hand, without her money, I've never had one taken.

Atomic Spunk:Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 340x437][assets.poponthepop.com image 350x440]

I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.

Icky little bird nose. Lips that look like pink slugs crawling across her face. To each their own. I find her to be on the ugly side, personally.

/Mostly, I hate her nose.//Noses are important. They're right there, in the middle of the face.///Her lips look derpy, too.

Really? This is news? Can we get more melodramatic? What's she supposed to be doing right now? The guy is strapped to a backboard, which is tied to the back end of a snowmobile. If he was ACTUALLY "bleeding on the ice", you morons might have a point, but he's been attended to, and is obviously in good enough shape to give a thumbs up to the faring camera.

I can't stand this silly twunt, but Jesus, give the woman a break, you asshats are acting like the guy has an arterial bleed, she's the only one who can stop it, and she decided to pose for the paparazzi.

And how the fark does garbage like tis get greened, considering the hundreds of better stories we see all week that never make it? Seems like a lot of these "no story here" stories popping up lately, is there some kind of auto-green script running now, eliminating the need for actual moderators?

Yea, it's not like he's losing tons of blood and the medics are trying to close the wound and he's passed out, then she strikes a pose. But I wish she would stop that silly tilt her head for a photo thing. Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?