Janice Dickinson Vies For America's Next Top Relapse, on Botched

The new series Botched follows the practice of two plastic surgeons specializing in the correction of past surgical failures. Because these patients tend to be repeat offenders, of course "celebrities" are bound to show up. Enter Janice Dickinson.

Watch as the self-proclaimed World's First Supermodel transparently attempts to weasel some drugs out of her plastic surgeon after corrective surgery on her 30-year-old boob job. But the best part of this video—other than Janice being "her breasts' worst enemy"—is her childish excuse for her behavior: "You didn't tell me not to do that" is essentially on the same level from "I'm not touching you" or "Why are you hitting yourself?"

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