World Wrestling Federation president Vince McMahon's a man of his
word. Well, sort of. On last week's Monday Night Raw McMahon swore that if
guest referee Austin didn't raise the hand of Kane or the Undertaker in the
Judgment Day main event match to determine a new WWF World Heavyweight
Champion, he'd fire the WWF rattlesnake. Technically Austin didn't so
McMahon gave him the pink slip live on pay-per-view.

And if you REALLY believe that Vinnie Mac would REALLY can the most popular
money-making wrestler alive today, I've got two words you: You're
nuts.

Following in the footsteps of its competition - World Championship
Wrestling - the WWF once again presented a solid undercard leading to a
hideous main event which lulled the Chi-Town crowd into a collective coma.
Realizing that the finale firing would close the pay-per-view on a high
note, Kane and his "brother" The Undertaker sleepwalked through their worst
match ever. The match's tedious pace trailed off totally midway through as
the Undertaker worked on Kane's knee utilizing every boring submission hold
known to man.

The bout's pinnacle point of interest had The Undertaker whipping Kane into
Austin stunning him. Kane chokeslammed Austin and the two monsters put the
boots to Stone Cold. Paul Bearer entered the ring carrying a steel chair
offering it to Kane. As Kane turned his back, Bearer gave the chair to The
Undertaker who proceeded to chair shot his "bro" from behind. Watching the
betrayal from an opposite corner, Austin refused to count the pinfall.
Austin Stunned The Undertaker laying the three count on both contenders
thereby insuring the WWF title remains vacant.

Austin challenged McMahon to show himself. When McMahon did not appear
Austin searched the backstage area running into various employees and
personal.

His search turning up empty, Stone Cold made his way back into the
ring.

"See. I knew it all along. You probably took a little ride in your Corvette
because you didn't have the guts to come out here and fire "Stone Cold"
Steve Austin," said the former champion calling out the WWF president.

The giant jumbotron screen above the wrestler's entranceway suddenly rose
into the air. McMahon voice could be heard shouting "Get that screen up!
Move it! Get the screen up!". Behind the screen sat McMahon in a private
box encased in Plexiglas. At his side was McMahon's new personal bodyguard:
The Big BossMan.

"You got something you want to say to me?," inquired Stone Cold standing in
the center of the ring.

"Austin, I wish I could say that your services are no longer required but
that's not what I'm feeling. You said that I didn't have the balls to fire
you, well...," said McMahon before his voice was drowned out by the crowd's
"asshole" chant.

Austin gives The Undertaker a piece of his mind.

"I can't hear a word you're saying because you've got 18,000 people calling
you an an asshole. Speak up and put a little bass in your voice," chuckled
Austin.

"I would advise everyone here to get their cameras out and take a photo of
that man," because you're seeing the last of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,"
growled McMahon. "Stone Cold, screw you! You're fired!".

A surprised Austin did a double-take asking McMahon to repeat what he had
just said. Fans threw garbage at the Plexiglas barrier protecting McMahon.

"Screw you, Austin. You're fired!," repeated the WWF president spinning his
wheelchair around and wheeling out of the private box.

"This has got to be a rib on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin because I didn't
think you had the balls to fire me but I guess I was proved wrong," Austin
responded. "Vince, I'll tell you this if you listen up as you roll your
little ragged carcass back in your wheelchair. You might not ever see me
step foot in a WWF ring and I guess I might just start hunting season
tomorrow but you can bet your ass that you ain't seen the last of "Stone
Cold" Steve Austin."

Austin asked for his theme music to be played one last time. The audio
techies obliged. Downing a six-pack of beer in the ring, Stone Cold saluted
the fans as Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler earnestly sold the firing.

The next WWF pay-per-view is Survivor Series: Deadly Game on November
15th.

WWF INYH: Judgment Day Results

Al Snow Vs Mark Mero

: Jackie has that lock of Sable's hair weaved into her own as a trophy.
: Right before Snow and Mero are about to lock up Jeff Jarrett comes down
demanding he take Mero's place. Mero and the ref won't allow it.
: The Marvelous Jobber hoists Snow up into the T.K.O. Snow reverses it into
a Snow Plow.

Winner: Al Snow at 7 minutes and 12 seconds.

Match Rating: 2 / 10.

: Footage of Sunday Night Heat is shown of Austin being led to his special
referee's dressing room by McMahon's three stooges. It's a utility room.
Bah. Ha.

D.O.A. and Paul Ellerling Vs The Legion Of Doom

: Droz comes out dressed as a Road Warrior wearing the spiked shoulder pads
and make-up.
: Ellerling's only in-ring involvement is a few kicks to a weakened Droz.
: Hawk appears "sober" wrestling in fine form.
: Skull (or is it 8-Ball?) gets blasted by the Doomsday Device. Hawk goes
for the pin but Droz hogs the glory beating Hawk to the cover. A look of
disgust covers Hawk's face.

: Val is about to address the crowd. Goldust's voice interrupts him.
: At 4:18, Goldust charges Venis in the corner. Venis ducks. Goldust sails
shoulder-first into the ring post and out of the ring. Venis works on the
"injured" shoulder.
: Terri Runnels hops up on the ring apron bad mouthing Goldust. Venis tries
a running clothesline from behind. Goldust sidesteps him.
: Terri, Val and the ref babble. Goldust turns Venis around and punts him
in the "family jewels" for the pin.

Winners: Goldust at 12 minutes and 5 seconds.

Match Rating: 7 / 10.

The Undertaker and Kane stare each other down.

D-Lo Brown (champion) Vs X-Pac (challenger) (European Title Match)

: Brown is introduced as residing in Milan, Italy.
: At 3:22, X-Pac goes for the Bronco Buster. D-Lo (Yes! Baby!) sticks his
foot up into X-Pac's groin as he storms in.
: Chyna punches D-Lo in the face at 11 minutes and 36 seconds.
: D-Lo clobbers the ref cueing Mark Henry out. Henry distracts Chyna. D-Lo
brains X-Pac with the European belt but X-Pac kicks out before the three
count.
: D-Lo launches a flying shoulder tackle from the top rope. X-Pac catches
D-Lo and uses his momentum to face bust him on the canvass.
: Fantastic performances and pacing by D-Lo and X-Pac. Hats off to these
two young lions.

Winner: ...and new WWF European Champion...X-Pac at 13 minutes and 50
seconds.

The New Age Outlaws (champions) Vs The Head Bangers (challengers)
(WWF World Tag Team Title Match)

: The best tag team match seen in the WWF or WCW this year. The New Age
Outlaws and The Head Bangers holding a clinic on tag team wrestling.
: No friction between The Outlaws.
: The Head Bangers double Flap Jack a decimated Gunn.
: Road Dog can't stand the beat any more, grabs a ghetto blaster and
smashes it over Mosh's head sparking the disqualification. Anyone for a
No-DQ Street Fight?

Winners: At 14 minutes even, The Head Bangers by disqualification. Since
the belts don't change hands on a disqualification win, The Outlaws retain
the tag titles.

: Cry Baby Shamrock has Mankind in the Ankle Lock Submission hold. Mankind
gives himself the Mandible Claw and slips into Dream Land.
: Shamrock is announced as the winner via Mandible Claw. Shamrock argues
with the ref that is was the Ankle Lock Submission hold not the Claw which
put Mankind's lights out.
: The World's Most Dangerous Man throws a tantrum stomping a mudhole in
Mankind and suplexing the ref. Mankind slips on Socco and the Claw on
Shamrock.