This is the Kuru-Kuru Nabe (Round and Round Pot) invented by Japanese dentist Hideki Watanabe using dental plaster to coat the insides of a pot. When water boils inside, it creates a natural whirlpool, gently stirring your (let's not kid ourselves) Ramen. How this has never been available before is beyond me, but I suspect a conspiracy. You think the Illuminati don't have all the pot and pan manufacturers in their back pocket? Please, they faked the moon landing didn't they? "That was NASA." Yeah but what's NASA spelled backwards? "ASAN." Right, and what's the name of that lion from that children's book? "Aslan?" Beware the white witch. "You need help." I...need a lot of things.

Hit the jump for multiple videos of the pot stirring plastic beads (NOT butt beads), vegetables, noodles, and eggs. So many videos of watching water boil!

Thanks to Ferrous, tran and Monica, who stir their pots the old fashioned way: with a magic wand. F*** yeah, sorcery!