As Rusty mentioned yesterday, the season premiere of "Intervention" was on last night, and although I have not seen it yet it sounds like the best "Intervention" ever! And here I thought they'd never top Allison. (IBBB)

Speaking of must-see TV, just a friendly reminder that the most important television event of the century is happening later this week. That is all. (Warming Glow)

Alec Baldwin is considering retiring after "30 Rock" ends its run (Nooooooo!), and here are the reasons he should not. (The Playlist)

It's pictures like this that make me totally heart the internet. (Unreality)

This is the most IN SANE thing I ever ever seen, even for Japan. Three words: fluorescent, tube, and fighting. Thanks, Badalamenti! (Geekologie)

Remember how I recently mentioned that The Evil Dead was coming back to theaters? Well now they've got some dates and a shiny new poster. (Bloody Disgusting)

There's some video game called "Dragon's Age: Origins" (which has never blipped my radar since it doesn't have the world "Mario" in the title) that has a bona fide gay sex scene in it. (DListed)

"Good Morning America" has thankfully come to their senses and booted Chris Brown off their show, who they booked after cutting loose Adam Lambert -- since that was such a great message to send and all. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of Adam Lambert, he says he used to have self esteem issues over his weight when he was younger. I knew it! I so called that he was a former Fat Kid. (Litelysalted)

Silk has rolled out their new holiday-themed Pumpkin Spice soy milk, which sounds like it would be delicious with coffee. Or possibly rum. (Impulsive Buy)

Ha ha! Jared Fogle got fat again! Unless he's just retaining water weight from the eleventy million grams of sodium from his last Subway sandwich. (Celebslam)

Yikes, this is terrifying. Dita Von Teese and Victoria Beckham have apparently totally effed their feet up from wearing high heels. And that's why I never wear anything besides ballet flats. (Agent Bedhead)

Here's a list of the 7 Greatest Unnaturally Mutated Film Characters, but if you ask me it doesn't count because it neglects to mention Belial from Basket Case. (Topless Robot)

Jude Law and Sienna Miller are back together, which really isn't surprising because I think they've both just worked back to the "L" and "M" sections of Hollywood ass. (Yeeeah!)

I promised Jeremy I'd help out a good friend of his who has a song submitted in a contest for "new holidays classics." And when have I ever passed up helping someone cheat to win a contest? So please help by voting #4, "CTA X-Mas Train" by The Snow Angels! (Chicago Tribune)

Today's clip is destined to go down in internet history with Dramatic Chipmunk and Chocolate Rain, and also made me pee my pants a little. I give you, Surprised Kitty:

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