Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

Meme abstraction tiers:Tier 0: this is not a meme, there is nothing to getTier 1: original funny post, requires no outside contextTier 2: Advanced meme, devloped from the original Tier 1Tier 3: Fusional stage, Multiple Tier 1 or 2 meme sources were synthesised into this memeTier 4: Abstractification to a point where the meme is not discernable from the macro, or is intentionally hidden, often synthesised from any number of the previous tiers. Can often be partially interpreted.

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

I'm moving to Anchorage to start a new job, but my finances are looking a little short. Between preventative maintenance on my car and securing a few month's rent during training, I'm a bit low on cash. In order to help make up the difference I'm opening myself up for emergency story commissions. Starting this weekend, and going until whenever I feel somewhat comfortable with my finances or I'm dead, whichever comes first, if you want a lewd (or even potentially non-lewd!) short story written, let me know. Things I enjoy writing: microplay, #vore, digestion, disposal, soul stuff, cuties, OCs, and, like a whole bunch of other stuff. Things I'm less comfortable writing: copyrighted characters, overt cruelty.

Prices will be $20 per thousand words, with tips appreciated and donations accepted, but, like, in a way that makes me feel bad and unworthy. I don't wanna be a leech.