20 Of The Best Opening Lines To Use Online

By Simone Jovel - 27 Oct 2016

To think that a million years ago (aka the nineties) lonely hearts everywhere had to muster up the courage to actually say that awkward AF pick up line to the hottie across the bar, my oh my, how times have changed. Because we’re all now well and truly livin’ large in the digital age we thought it was about time we share all that we know about online dating with you guys.

Disclaimer: we take full credit if any of these work, and if they don’t, did you seriously just try out a pick-up line that you read on the Internet?

Here are 20 of the best opening lines to use next time you’re looking for love online.

#2 Coles or Safeway?

#3 What item of furniture would you be?

#4 The zombie apocalypse is coming, which weapon do you choose to defend yourself with?

#5 Hey girl, is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

#6 What’s your favourite cheese?

#8 I love your second outfit.

#9 Snacks. You like snacks and you have a nice smile. That’s why I swiped right.

#10 If the world froze for an afternoon and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?

#11 Hard or soft tacos?

#12 A clever Giphy. (Ed note: By clever we mean not Joey from Friends.)

#13 What’s your Uber rating?

#14 Seen any good dick pics lately? Or are you just here for the fishing and tiger pics?

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By Simone Jovel

Simone is a serial wanderluster with the world on her list, swapping Adelaide's beaches for Sydney's inner west. She still can't believe she now has a gig where her passion for sweet potato fries, a good burger and share plates will count as "work". When she's not eating her way through her next country you'll find her sipping on a negroni and hanging out with a cavoodle called Lolli. Follow her adventures @lustinwander