Roger Whittaker !!

“I’m gonna leave old Durham town and that leaving’s gonna get me down”

Depressed TAXI DRIVER Chris Rea called in to investigate lack of social distancing on the A690 to Durham Town – the so-called “Road to Hell”. Rea was asked about social distancing but he replied that he was just “Driving home for Christmas” nine months early.

Feng Shui teacher Sting and ex Status Quo keyboard player Steve Baker call CUMMINGS to say “Don’t stand so close to me”. Later on a compromise is reached as they decide that they “don’t have to put the red light on”