Talk turns to Ian, at some times he seems normal. Frank is recounting when he smoked a cigarette, he didn't inhale. Frank says he thought he was inhaling but he wasn't. He says Ian smokes it like a cigar. Like the other day when he was shaving..

Brit: His stories, they take on an evolutionary feature. She was talking to him about his catering business. He makes a lot of money making private dinners. He tells about going to NY, cooking 5 course dinners. She says in NY there aren't any private chefs, you have to fly in someone from Chicago. (being sarcastic.)

Brit says he uses up all their groceries. Wil: Those last turkey burgers were not good. The claw hand he uses, he picks up the steak with his claw hand with all the saliva on it. In fact I think I saw you use the trash can before you served up the steaks.

B: We can tell him to focus on having him cook one dinner..

Brit: He came out last night wanting a house meeting about the dishes. He says there are 3 people in the house who regularly do dish, Wil, Shane and Dan maybe.

To catch up. BB called Janie to the Dr then Danielle twice and she still took her time going there.

Brit and Boogie on the patio discussing Danielle. Her inability to get up by 11, the medical terms she uses makes Boogie think she's a nurse. Brit caught her several times with inconsistencies about being a teacher. She told Brit that school was starting this week, Boogie saying it didn't begin until after labor day in Ca.

Brit has just gone into the HOH, she tells Dani that Boogie laid it on her today, he knows she's a nurse. Either a medical student or a nurse.

Dani: Why? (She was in the bed dozing when Brit came in.)

Brit: All the reasons that I knew you were. You aren't a morning person, you would have to get up.

Dani: ! Yes, I'm a nurse and a med student.

Brit: I didn't know you were a nurse, I thought you were in the medical field. He hit it on the head.

Dani: What did he say? What about it?

Brit: Just that you were a nurse. If the others in the house were talking about it in the early weeks then you have to assume that the others might know too. He freakin nailed it!

Dani: He's like, I'm so scared about my feelings.. blah blah blah.. He's so scared because of that girl, I'm not going to be like that. I'm not asking him to change, I don't want him to do anything in public, I just want him to be nice to me..

Brit: If he is going to be a douche to you, then you don't need him.

Dani: But when I tried to turn my back on him, he turned up the heat 10 times. I had it last night, I told him if you can't be nice to me.. I've had it. I can't handle like..

Brit: Listen Danielle, there is 2 aspects to this. In the real world right now, I'd say just like cool off not give him the cold shoulder and hang out and have fun. When he asks you to cuddle just say no. Don't quarrel with him. If he's really scared of you then you can figure it out at that time. (out of the house.) If he is really scared right not, there is nothing you can do.

Dani: Maybe when he goes back to Vermont. I told him I just want him to be nice to me.. I'm not asking for him to cuddle, stop kissing me, stop giving me mixed signals. I told him no matter what, I want to be like best friends. He's like I'm just like this. Both times we kissed, he initiated it.

Brit: In real life I'd tell you to get rid of him. You don't need a fricking showmance. Just stop doing all that and if he wants to be genuine, he'll have his chance after Sept. 19th. There is nothing he can't offer you right now that can't happen after that date. (PP)

Dani: You're right.

she's been called to the DR again, Brit wants to know why, Dani says they just wanted to wake her up.

Brit: I don't want her to talk game with me all day. I'm telling her that I'm doing whatever you tell me to do, you will tell me at 5:45 tomorrow.Ashley seemed like she was in a bad mood this morning.

Dani: I. Don't. Care. Janelle!

Brit: If we weren't in this house I would tell you he is a douche and he'd be like that boyfriend I don't like. The fact of the matter is we are still in this house with BB rules. You can't have a lover's quarrel in this house. (REALLY?)

Dani: That's what PO's me.. don't say anything to him it makes him even more upset.

Brit: With the hot cold whatever, it's very apparent that he is operating from I'm going to go back to Vermont and text once in a month. You'll see. Not to be a negative Nancy but the chances of you talking after the show is slim and none. Jeff and Jordan did it. Rachel and Brendon had no hot or cold. They were full fledged ON and didn't care who knew it.

Dani: That's what makes me PO'd. I'm not asking for a showmance. He forgets about Trey. That's what gets me upset, he keeps talking about showmance. Brit mentions the kiss and Dani wants to know how it looked. Brit says very Showmancy.

Brit: Poor Trey.

Dani: I feel bad that's how I felt about Trey, but I don't know how he felt about me.

Dani says she's torn, Trey didn't treat me like this. She's torn about Trey, she doesn't know if he'll still be there. I don't want to hurt him, if he had told me be my girlfriend I would have said yes and none of this would have happened. I would have a boy friend. I've done this before and the guy didn't have feelings for me and I felt stupid.

Brit: If you hadn't gotten on the show, 3 or 4 weeks you would have been in a relationship.

Dani: Now he probably thinks I'm a fat-assed person. (Missed some of this.)

Brit is trying to reassure her, she was in a relationship when she was on BB12, no handholding, her relationship wasn't affected by the show, obviously it didn't make it but if your relationship doesn't make it then it wasn't meant to be. The difference is he saw you kissing, that has to be hurtful.

Dani: I'm not going to go through life worrying about it. There was a red flag, His friends did tell me he wasn't ready for a relationship. He did tell me about his ex... you could tell he was really worried about it. I hope someone tells Trey Gorman (?) on FB that this has been overly dramatized, 2 kisses. BUT he could be dating someone else.

Brit tells her you have to date. Dani thinks he has to be watching. She and Shane are not like Brendon and Rachel.

Brit: There is no regression, you don't have to go backwards and with Shane you have to go backwards.

Dani: That's why I get really mad, I don't want a showmance. You are the one who ran through the water, I never wanted to kiss. You say you want to snuggle, you are initiating it but you say I am. Damn Shane you are doing all the actions. I mean it, I'm going alone with it, you're doing it and making it like I'm the one doing it. I never once asked for a showmance so why the hell are you saying it. I told him a million times you are being a douche.