Chandlers best joke

I love Chandlers smart-a$$ comments. I love TOW The Apothacary Table after Janine has said Monicas loud and Chandlers boring and hes 'blah' and Joey comes in and is like hey what are you guys up to and he goes "oh ya know..sitting around and BLA BLA BLA"

Chandler: Ugh...that's all she talks about, Richard" Richard! Richard!Monica: Since we've been going out I've only mentioned Richard's name twiceChandler: Okay...Richard! Richard!

Chandler: Well, she wasn't sleeping with Nick...but she is nowRachel: What are you saying?Chandler: What I'm saying is she...is a devil woman!

Ross: Did that guy just called you Toby?Chandler: Yeah, he thinks that's my nameRoss: Why don't you correct him?Chandler: Oh no, it's been going on for awhile now. The first time we just passed each other on the hallways so I didn't think any of it. The second time he asked "Hey Toby! you want a donut?" and...I wanted the donut

Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realizes that life without me...a-sucks Chandler: It's possible. You are very loveable, I'd miss you if I broke up with you (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive. Ross: Then be supposrtive like a guy Chandler: in a deep voiceIf I broke up with you, I'd miss you lol

Joey: Dude I just did something terrible. Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack! Joey: No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me! Chandler: What?! Why does she think that? Joey: Because it kinda looked like I did. Chandler: Again, what?! Joey: Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand… Chandler: As we all are at some point during the day. Joey: It wasn't my ring! It fell out of Ross's jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing! Chandler: Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose? Joey: I guess. Chandler: And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose! Joey: I know! I know it's awful. Chandler: Well, what did she say? Joey:(happily) She said yes. Chandler: You're smiling! Joey:(still smiling) No, I'm not! Chandler: Yes you are! I can tell by the way you're mouth is!

that whole conversation was too awesome!!!! lol

Monica: So, are you ready to go? Cassie: Yeah. (She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say can't help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)Monica:(catching him) Chandler! Chandler:(transfixed) I'll be right with you.

Monica: So, are you ready to go? Cassie: Yeah. (She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say can't help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)Monica:(catching him) Chandler! Chandler:(transfixed) I'll be right with you.