Kinky Sex – Man Gets Fish Stuck in Bottom

Here at Escort Norway we see plenty of people getting up to kinky sexual practices. Some are less strange, like watersports or spanking. Others are really messed up and are a source of light-hearted amusement in our office. However, sometimes you get a story that is so weird that it makes it all the way onto the pages of the Escort Norway blog.

There are plenty of people in the world who have anal fetishes. Many like their own bottom played with, or for somebody else to do it. Still, not many people have stuck a fish up their bottom, resulting in an operation being required to remove it. That is what has happened in Londrina in Brazil where a guy did just that.

If that wasn’t bad enough for the guy, his operation has been filmed and leaked to the press.

It seems that instead of being able to pull the fish out, the slippery sex toy worked it’s way up the man’s backside.

Surgically Removed

The fish was surgically removed by doctors who say they have “no idea” how the footage ended up being leaked onto social media.

However, the fact that the footage was being filmed by numerous people in the background may be a slight giveaway as to what has occurred.

Well you would hope that the Doctors would be treating the incident with the professionalism the guy deserved. Well, no! One Doctor be heard laughing and saying “This one is for the history”, while another adds: “I have just sent the pic by mail.”

Well the first question I had was as to whether the fish had survived the ordeal. Well, believe it of not, it seems that it had. Sadly for the adventurer it had to be killed. One suspects that no-one was going to be having it for dinner!

Well, this story may have amused everyone at the Escort Norway blog, but it certainly isn’t being found funny by the guy in question.

Perhaps unsurprisingly he has made a formal complaint via his solicitors about the fact that his bum and the fish have now become viral sensations.

Not an Isolated Incident

Now I had to have a look to see if there were any other stories of people putting fish in their bottom. I of course wasn’t expecting to find any.

However, it seems that a man in China was admitted to a hospital in 2013 after he inserted a 20 inch long eel into his anus.

More Sensible Options

I have to say, there seem so many cheap sex toys that no-one should really need to stick a fish up their bum as a way of getting themselves off.

Well, one suspects that this guy will make a killing off his legal action. Though he is a bit of an idiot for doing what he did, there is no real need, in my opinion for anyone to leak the video of the incident to the internet and make him look like an idiot on a global scale.

Do you think he should win his legal action? Let us know in the comments section below or in the Escort Norway forum.

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.