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"Will Run For Pie" Tee

"Will Run For Pie" Tee

19.00

Tell everyone behind you exactly what you will run for, i.e. PIE, with this stylish Royal American tee. Small Dumb Runner logo on chest. Color: Asphalt gray. 100% combed cotton. Made in USA; printed in PDX.

Also: Get this design on women's tees, tanks, mugs, and more! SEE ALL OPTIONS

Dumb Runner Track Club (white text) men's pullover hoody, $35

Do you have what it takes to join the ranks of the Dumb Runner Track Club? (HINT: If you have a working credit card, you have what it takes.) BUY IT NOW

Also: Get this design on women's tees, tanks, mugs, and more! SEE ALL OPTIONS

Looking for more merch, including great gift ideas? Check out Dumb Runner's Artist Shop on Threadless. We're able to offer lots more designs and products there, including mugs, bags, and stylish triblend tees—such as the ones pictured above.

* Please note that items from our Threadless shop are not eligible as patron rewards on our Patreon.com page. Sorry!

Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

DumbRunner.com is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, from longtime writer and marathoner Mark Remy. Dumb Runner offers humor, insight, and 100% B.S.-free advice for runners of all abilities.