November 15, 2009

1. Dislodge the floor mat and pull safely to the side of the road.2. Use Sat-Nav to identify area pillow factories. Drive around the factory until you run out of gas.3. Firmly and steadily step on the brake pedal with both feet.4. Throw up hands to the heavens and begin singing "Jesus Take the Wheel."5. Shift transmission gear selector to the neutral position and use the brakes to come to a controlled stop.6. Leap from car and use tumbling body to come to an uncontrolled stop.7. Turn off engine.8. Question how stupid you must be if you don't know how to stop a car.