Katie Holmes insists that Tom Cruise was but a brief blip in her life. She doesn’t want to be forever known as the third ex-wife of Xenu. (DL)

No, Norman Reedus did NOT beg ‘The Walking Dead’ producers to not make him gay, contrary to some reports. (WG)

Need a cure from WebMD’s immediate “death” diagnosis for your case of sniffles? Google is working on it. They’re going to develop something called “nanoparticles” to detect things like … cancer. Sure. Sounds so safe and non-invasive. (TMS)

Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly feels smug about Jennifer Lawrence breaking it off with Chris Martin. Because of the age difference. And Chris is supposed to pine forever as part of the “conscious uncoupling” nonsense. (Radar)

Keira Knightley despised high school. She brought a girl to a school dance, kissed her, and was called “disgusting” as a result. (GC)

Anne Hathaway took some time away so people would stop giving her a hard time. Then a self-serving, thin-skinned journo accused her of refusing to shake his hand out of fear of Ebola. (Gawker) Plus Anne almost caught legit hypothermia on the Interstellar set. (Telegraph)

A rocket bound for the International Space Station exploded yesterday. Don’t worry, it only carried supplies. If it was 2017, then there would be astronauts on board. (AP)