They Wrote It

THEY WROTE IT

July 3, 2004

If [Lance] Armstrong wins, we can expect his girlfriend, Sheryl Crow, to release a new album with songs such as `Every Day is a Winding Road With Multiple Switchbacks at Nearly 35-Degree Inclines' and `All I Wanna Do is Have Some Fun and Go On a Six-Hour, 130-Mile Training Ride.'

If he loses? Crow's first blues album. But, either way, we all lose because there will be a new Sheryl Crow album.