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Panda's Guide to Locks<p>Yea. Cause I'm bored.</p><br />
<p>This will primarily focus on destro and demo, though affliction will be covered (but affliction is boring as hell and has no useful fun things to do, so...).</p><br />
<p>Things true for any spec:</p><br />
<ol><br />
<li>Never cap your resource (embers, fury, shards). For demo, this includes not capping on Molten Core procs.</li><br />
<li>Corollary to the above, dump your resource when high.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<ul><br />
<ul><br />
<li>For Destro, embers should be dumped at 3.5 embers (non 2pc). 2.8/3 embers (2pc).</li><br />
<li>For demo, fury should be dumped at 850-900 fury, down to 600 fury.<br />MC procs should be dumped from 9 down to 6-7, unless you are close to a Dark Soul (more on that later)</li><br />
<li>For afflic, shards should be dumped at 3 shards down to 2, unless you are close to a Dark Soul. If you are using SB:H, always keep 2 shards for that. If you are not, always keep 1 shard</li><br />
</ul><br />
</ul><br />
<ol><br />
<li>Wow this thing sucks at numbering. Anyway, DS (dark soul) is your primary cooldown, and it is a MASSIVE dps boost. Bigger than any trinket or legendary proc. You MUST make sure you use this effectively. This means pooling resources, making sure you have an adequate burn window, and deciding whether or not to use the glyph of dark soul or not.</li><br />
<li>Always be casting.&nbsp;<strong>Always be casting. ALWAYS BE CASTING.&nbsp;<span style="text-decoration: underline;">ALWAYS BE CASTING</span></strong>. Drill this into your mind. All specs have a very long casting (2+ second) filler (Shadowbolt for Demo, Incin for destro, Drain Soul for afflic). Make it a habit to be casting this whenever you are trying to decide what to do. It is OKAY if you cap for a second, it is OKAY if you let a charge stand for a second too long. It is OKAY if DS is off cooldown for a bit longer. It is NOT okay to not be casting. This means movement. When you have trained yourself correctly it should feel like someone is punching you in the gut if you move without a plan, or if you move and you know you didn't save a cast. Sometimes its unavoidable. Thats okay. But you should always blame yourself first and try to do it better next time. This is THE BIGGEST way to get dps back. Simply by casting.</li><br />
<li>Know your instantcasts, know the fight, and&nbsp;<strong>save instacasts for movement</strong>. Within reason of course.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<ul><br />
<ul><br />
<li>For demo, you have so much to do on the move. These are Chaos Wave/HoG on a charge system, ToC in demo form, corruption/doom, Demonic Leap (to get into demo form and blink), and Life Tap. Since CW/HoG is part of your rotation, and ToC burns fury, your best bet for movement is to always save life tap for movement. Do not life tap standing still unless you are &lt;15% mana, or about to go into burn/execute and need mana for SF. Remember you don't use mana during meta, so pop into that for MC/SF dumping and you will end up only needing to life tap once or twice during an encounter. Demo is the best for movement, bar none. Done correctly you lose NO DPS during movement. EVER.</li><br />
<li>For destro, you're fucked. You have Conflag, and HERE IS THE KEY: shadowburn during execute. NEVER spend that 2nd charge of conflag. ALWAYS save it for movement. NEVER burn your last charge of shadowburn for the same reason, UNLESS you are dumping during DS/pot and/or the target is about to die.</li><br />
<li>For afflict, this means your dots (aside from UA). Remember pestilence gives you a ~5 second window to refresh your dots. If you know movement is coming up, don't refresh your dots until you have to move. This is really key (and fun!) to practice on maidens. If you can maintain 99% dot uptime on maidens I salute you, because I certainly cannot.</li><br />
</ul><br />
</ul><br />
<ol><br />
<li>Your 10 minute cooldown. I always forget this asshole. Here's a hint: just use him on the pull okay. Depending on whether you lust or not at pull, this ends up being roughly identical dps to using him during execute. Yep. Use it early so you don't forget. Or maybe you're not as bad as me at using CDs <img src="/forums/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="" border="0" />. DS (demonic servitude) makes this super, super easy. Macro it to your dark soul (if you took grimoire of service. If not, even easier!). More on this later.</li><br />
<li>Track your dots. Yea this is a no brainer. You need 100% uptime. Another extremely easy way to get your dps. If you literally just 1. never cap your resource 2. always be casting SOMETHING, ANYTHING 3. Keep dots up, your dps CANNOT be low enough to be a "detriment" to the group. It just cannot. You will be fine. Even if you just macro DS to your filler, ignore all procs, etc, you will do "okay".</li><br />
<li>Last, but not least, the difference between a "decent"&nbsp;lock and a great one: you have to track your trinkets. You have to learn how to burst during trinkets. You just do. I have a weakauras string (that i'll import when not lazy) which should lump all of your trinkets and shit into one simple, big, aura, that if you see it you know when to dump your crap.</li><br />
<li>Stat weights for every spec:&nbsp;<strong>Get mastery. It is good for every spec</strong>.&nbsp;<strong>For destro, secondary is crit. For demo, secondary is noone cares, do whatever you want. For afflic, its haste</strong>.</li><br />
<li><strong>Most importantly, remember that as locks you are superior to every&nbsp;other class (ESPECIALLY THOSE USELESS MAGES). Flaunt that green fire everywhere you go.</strong></li><br />
</ol><br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><br />
<p>Onto the spec specific shit!</p><br />
<p><strong>Destro</strong></p><br />
<p>This seemingly simple spec has actually gotten somewhat tricky with the 2pc/4pc. More on that later. Also correct usage of FnB and&nbsp;<strong>Havoc</strong> is key to maximizing this class's cleave potential.</p><br />
<p>Meaningful talent choices:</p><br />
<p>Take Grimoire of Sacrifice. Whats that? You want all your spells to hit 25% harder? Okay!</p><br />
<p>For single target/short cleave fights take Charred Remains. This playstyle is very fast paced compared to normal. Be warned.</p><br />
<p>For AoE take EITHER Cata OR CR. Generally speaking Cata for thogar and darmac. CR for everything else.</p><br />
<p>DS is only taken if you are super lazy and/or haven't realized how good CR is now.</p><br />
<p>Okay man I just got into the middle of this and realized how much I effort this is....<img src="/forums/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="" border="0" /></p><br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><br />
<p>Okay. How to train yourself to be a good destro player. These are&nbsp;<strong>cumulative practices</strong>, aka keep practicing&nbsp;everything up to that "rank".</p><br />
<ol><br />
<li>Practice immolate uptime. Refresh at &lt;5 seconds. Good.</li><br />
<li>Add in conflag/incinerate. Use a conflag charge at 1.5-1.8 charges left. Keep 1 charge rolling always for movement phase. Practice using that charge and moving around, then continue normal rotation.&nbsp;</li><br />
<li>Add in dumping embers. Chaos bolt at 3.5 embers (no 2pc), or 2.8-3 embers (2pc).</li><br />
<li>Practice dumping embers WITHOUT consuming backdraft charges. Remember conflag gives you 3 charges. CB consumes all 3. What you want to do is ask yourself these series of questions whenever you go to conflag.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<ul><br />
<ul><br />
<li>Am I over 3 embers?</li><br />
<ul><br />
<li>If yes, then CB first, then conflag and go into incin mode</li><br />
</ul><br />
<li>Am I close to 3 embers?</li><br />
<ul><br />
<li>If yes, conflag first, then spend one ember on incin, then CB, then spend remaining incin</li><br />
</ul><br />
<li>Otherwise, conflag away</li><br />
</ul><br />
</ul><br />
<ol><br />
<li>Wow numbering again. Now practice using DS. Proper use of DS: when you are at 1.5-2 charges remaining, and you have 3.5 embers saved. Pop DS, then start dumping CB (down to 0 embers). Incinerate whenever you're out (and obv keep immolate up), and then as soon as you hit 1 ember dump it into CB again until DS runs out.</li><br />
<li>Now track your 4pc, and any procs. Practice dumping CB during procs. Dump ONE ember regardless of procs on the 4pc ASAP. Even during execute, where normally you would shadowburn instead.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<ul><br />
<ul><br />
<li>UNLESS YOU ARE &lt;10 seconds out from a DS, in which case go and build embers (3-3.5) for DS. Heck, actually you can pop DS early to take advantage of proc + DS.</li><br />
</ul><br />
</ul><br />
<ol><br />
<li>Now practice using havoc on cooldown. Create a mouseover for havoc (you NEED one) and practice using this mouseover to havoc your second target while keeping normal rotation (including CDs, dumping, proc tracking) on main target. Havoc that second target with the mouseover, without target swapping, whenever havoc is off CD. Drill it into your mind to use CB right after each havoc, regardless of other concerns. Marvel as your dps skyrockets. [yes I know we should strive to use SB instead for havoc, but if you already knew that you didn't need this guide].</li><br />
</ol><br />
<p>And now I'm lazy and I'm going to go to sleep. Fight specific guides incoming tomorrow.</p>http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=37602035&gid=83486#37602035
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=37602035&gid=83486#37602035Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:32:49 -0400App: james.dupuis1The application submitted by james.dupuis1 is as follows:
</span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td></tr><tr><td class="quote"><span style="font-weight: bold"> Name : </span>braindhog
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Game : </span>World of Warcraft
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Server : </span>US - Duskwood
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Level : </span>61
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Gender : </span>Male
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Faction : </span>Alliance
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Race : </span>Dwarf
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Class : </span>Hunter
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Spec 1 : </span>Marks
<a href="http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/Duskwood/braindhog/" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">WoW Armory</a>
<a href="http://wow-heroes.com/index.php?zone=us&server=Duskwood&name=braindhog" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">WoW Heroes</a>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Personal Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Name:</span>
jimmy
<span style="font-weight: bold">Age:</span>
44
<span style="font-weight: bold">Sex:</span>
m
<span style="font-weight: bold">Location:</span>
montreal canada
<span style="font-weight: bold">Tell us about yourself IRL:</span>
been playing wow for 10years now just getting back to the game in the last couple months. I like fixing and racing car and all the good stuff like girls and WOW. just reach 61 hunter like to try raids looks fun.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Game Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Are you applying for a full-time raid spot?:</span>
No
<span style="font-weight: bold">Why did you choose the spec you use, what do you like about it?:</span>
guns. hunter in real life
<span style="font-weight: bold">What raiding experience do you have, specifically in WoTLK and Cataclysm?:</span>
non. butt spend lots of time playing these days
<span style="font-weight: bold">Which Cataclysm rep factions do you currently have at Exalted?:</span>
a
<span style="font-weight: bold">How did you hear about Final Stand and why do you want to join?:</span>
google and I like the activity in the guild and the name
<span style="font-weight: bold">Is there anyone in Final Stand that can speak on your behalf?:</span>
no
<span style="font-weight: bold">Really Important Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Pie or Cake?:</span>
pie
<span style="font-weight: bold">What is your favorite line from Pulp Fiction?:</span>
<img src="/forums/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="" border="0" /> my pet name in wow. bad mother fucker
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http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=36914138&gid=83486#36914138Tue, 28 Oct 2014 15:49:57 -0400APPROVED - App: Kelimarin - by DøbbyThe application submitted by Kelimarin is as follows:
</span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td></tr><tr><td class="quote"><span style="font-weight: bold"> Name : </span>Lucí
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Game : </span>World of Warcraft
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Server : </span>US - Duskwood
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Level : </span>90
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Gender : </span>N/A
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Faction : </span>Alliance
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Race : </span>Gnome
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Class : </span>Mage
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Spec 1 : </span>Fire
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Spec 2 : </span>Frost
<a href="http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/Duskwood/luc%E3%AD/" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">WoW Armory</a>
<a href="http://wow-heroes.com/index.php?zone=us&server=Duskwood&name=luc%E3%AD" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">WoW Heroes</a>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Personal Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Age:</span>
21
<span style="font-weight: bold">Game Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Are you applying for a full-time raid spot?:</span>
No
<span style="font-weight: bold">Why did you choose the spec you use, what do you like about it?:</span>
Simple answer, I like fire. Even simpler ansswer is it was good when I made it.
<span style="font-weight: bold">What raiding experience do you have, specifically in WoTLK and Cataclysm?:</span>
Errything
<span style="font-weight: bold">How did you hear about Final Stand and why do you want to join?:</span>
Dobby
<span style="font-weight: bold">Is there anyone in Final Stand that can speak on your behalf?:</span>
Dobby
<span style="font-weight: bold">Really Important Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Pie or Cake?:</span>
Pie
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http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=35498411&gid=83486#35498411Thu, 20 Feb 2014 02:22:11 -0500Heroic Immerseus<p>Here are some of the video's for people to look up.</p><br />
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-viay6eizg</p><br />
<p>and</p><br />
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEUJSAEUGo</p><br />
<p>Also please look up on <a href="http://www.icy-veins.com">www.icy-veins.com</a>&nbsp;and look up any information you can on your class and how they can help or do the fight better. &nbsp;There are usually hints and tips there that can help everyone learn something new about their class. &nbsp;We are running into issues with DPS and we need to push more out. &nbsp;Will post setup later.</p>http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=35445295&gid=83486#35445295
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=35445295&gid=83486#35445295Tue, 11 Feb 2014 17:15:08 -0500Pmpn<p>This is not an application, I was just checking around, and was wondering what happened to this guild, specifically Darkmanes and Daphina. Anyways, this is pmpn. If you two are still around, send me a message, we will have to catch up.&nbsp;</p><br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><br />
<p>Cheers!</p>http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=35384613&gid=83486#35384613
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=35384613&gid=83486#35384613Sat, 1 Feb 2014 23:43:05 -0500APPROVED - App: jobuddah - by TimpekThe application submitted by jobuddah is as follows:
</span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td></tr><tr><td class="quote"><span style="font-weight: bold"> Name : </span>jobuddah
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Game : </span>World of Warcraft
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Server : </span>US - Duskwood
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Level : </span>90
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Gender : </span>Male
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Faction : </span>Alliance
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Race : </span>Human
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Class : </span>Paladin
<a href="http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/Duskwood/jobuddah/" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">WoW Armory</a>
<a href="http://wow-heroes.com/index.php?zone=us&server=Duskwood&name=jobuddah" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">WoW Heroes</a>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Personal Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Age:</span>
37
<span style="font-weight: bold">Game Stuffs</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Are you applying for a full-time raid spot?:</span>
Yes
<span style="font-weight: bold">Why did you choose the spec you use, what do you like about it?:</span>
i suck at healing
<span style="font-weight: bold">What raiding experience do you have, specifically in WoTLK and Cataclysm?:</span>
everything
<span style="font-weight: bold">How did you hear about Final Stand and why do you want to join?:</span>
i hear they have boobs, namely timmy
<span style="font-weight: bold">Is there anyone in Final Stand that can speak on your behalf?:</span>
zink
<span style="font-weight: bold">Really Important Stuffs</span>
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http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=35335541&gid=83486#35335541Fri, 24 Jan 2014 23:00:00 -0500The "Real" Guild Rules<p>(NOTE: These are rules are meant as an in-joke amongst the guild and are not in any way serious)<br />Rule 1: No pants. <br />Rule 2: If any member does something stupid and/or embarrassing, he/she shall be mocked on the matter for an appropriate time. <br />Rule 2a: This time will be the importance of that person to the power of the stupidity of the act. <br />Rule 3: In any dispute between females, the member with the largest boob volume to mass ratio wins. <br />Rule 4: Jo or Akey is allowed to let anyone who pulls aggro off him die in a horrible manner (especially gnomes). <br />Rule 5: Machone cannot raid sober. <br />Rule 6: No member may interrupt any discussion regarding and/or admiring boobs.<br />Rule 7: Any reference in conversation to a movie and/or TV show should be acknowledged by all those who recognize and understand the reference. <br />Rule 8: Should Jetherek log on vent he must be mocked then banned by whomever is online at the time.<br />Rule 8a: This rule is repealed.<br />Rule 8b: This rule is reinstated.<br />Rule 9: Abuses of power are allowed only in the name of comedic intent. <br />Rule 10: Officers may not be mocked and must be shown respect at all times due to their standing as officers in the guild. <br />Rule 10a: This rule has been repealed and will no longer be enforced.<br />Rule 11: When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES. <br />Rule 12: It is always Timpek&rsquo;s fault <br />Rule 12a: This rule may no longer be cited by Twiki due to overuse. <br />Rule 13: Niknak patiwak give a Drago a bone. <br />Rule 14: It is always Wence&rsquo;s fault. And also Lasada&rsquo;s. <br />Rule 15: Any officer may go back on a promise made in a state of stupidity. <br />Rule 16: When Dobby&rsquo;s happy everyone is happy. <br />Rule 17: All boss names are subject to change pending their ability to be pronounced. <br />Rule 18: Fuck Dailes <br />Rule 19: Minpincin is President and should be ridiculed and blamed accordingly. <br />Rule 20: A wipe in raid is always the fault of the person whose character name comes last in the alphabet. <br />Rule 21: Kushy is not permitted more that 5 smoke breaks per hour.<br />Rule 22: ...women <br />Rule 23:When a gay man calls you a pansy, your testicles shrink 34.82%<br />Rule 24: The Lich King is a pretty princess, let it go.<br />Rule 27: Timpek is only 10% correct in any situation.<br />Rule 28: We love our healers but they are always wrong except when they aren't....but don't tell them that.<br />Rule 29: Timmy can't count. <br />Rule 30:&nbsp; All raiders are expected to know and understand the exact amount of gravitational pull of Vasten&rsquo;s ass, and are expected to adjust their instruments accordingly.<br />Rule 31: On demand Min must be prepared to cater the guild barbecue and pool party.<br />Rule 32: Borvoh may be and should be mocked anytime he shows up to raid and does not have gems/enchants/reforges on both sets of gear.&nbsp; (So 99% of the time)<br />Rule 34: The internet is for porn! <br />Rule 35: Sonikk may not hibernate during raid. <br />Rule 36: Sploof and Akey are lesbian lovers. Dont hate on their love. <br />Rule 37: If anyone says "we are gonna 1 shot this boss", or any variation thereof, all raid wipes for the remainder of the night will be their fault, and all raiders must send the repair bill to that person. (This rule will persist for 2 weeks if the offender is a gnome)<br />Rule 42: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. <br />Rule 43: No destroying others buildings in minecraft lest ye buildings be destroyed <br />Rule 45: No peeing on tree Dobby! <br />Rule 52: TPD's raiders do so much better when TPD does fights because TPD TPD TPDness. <br />Rule 54: Timpek is not allowed to be bitter that Houston didn't get a space shuttle, NOT ALLOWED TO BE BITTER <br />Rule 56: No saying "cheesing the boss" its dead, let it die <br />Rule 58: No taking phlikk apart like a mr. potato head and putting her back together weird. <br />Rule 59: Under FTC regulation 14:24, Imported Timpeks may only contain .05% lead and/or .046% Radium <br />Rule 61: Neither Dobby nor Sploofs squeals my reach over 110dBA <br />Rule 62: Timpek's deaths by drowning may not exceed 1 per year <br />Rule 63: Timmy must always jump in the big hole <br />Rule 69: No member shall ever impede the awesomeness of boobs. <br />Rule 71: It's always Panda's fault, when he remembers <br />Rule 73: No more going to the hospital, you raid or you die. <br />Rule 77: The pronunciation of Massachusetts has been changed to "Massive Two Shits" <br />Rule 78: No man in the raid can be a bigger bitch than Puru or Cherry <br />Rule 79: Dobby has been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for impersonating a whomping willow. <br />Rule 80: Timpek has been banned from the TARDIS for trying to shave off Hitler's mustache. <br />Rule 81: Lollie has been beamed off the USS Enterprise for inappropriate use of the holodeck. <br />Rule 82: Puru has been banished from Ba Sing Se for suggesting that Kiwis are a real animal. <br />Rule 83: Drago has been incinerated by GLaDOS for refusal to dispose of the Companion Cube. <br />Rule 84: Sploof has been exiled to the Nether for the sexual harassment of a Creeper.<br />Rule 85: Vashten is not allowed to eat more than the mass of the Empire State Building in any given day.<br />Rule 86: White bears can't jump. <br />Rule 87:&nbsp; (blank) IS NEVER FUCKING ALLOWED BACK IN OUR RAIDS AGAIN, OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY!!!!! <br />Rule 88: Rule 137 overrides Rule 6 <br />Rule 89: No member is allowed to miss raid for Kwanzaa or any other made up holiday. <br />Rule 90: As mandated by the Chinese government, Panda is required to keep 500 yards away from any actual panda at all times <br />Rule 91: All members are required to ask for recommendation for doughnuts from Tann first. <br />Rule 92: Any guild members name that cannot be pronounce within 3 seconds of trying shall henceforth be known by a weird version of their name. <br />Rule 93: When referring to a guild member as "New " all guild members are required to know which guy people are talking about. <br />Rule 94: Canadians of the guild must recognize that the USA is a Superior country. <br />Rule 95: Americans of the guild must recognize that Canada has poutine. <br />Rule 96: Any guild member with and interesting accent (except Twiki) has priority to speak on vent. <br />Rule 97: Kergi is not allowed to hit on Panda, he is not, in fact, female. <br />Rule 98: Velicee is not allowed to kick Vashten's ass during raid. <br />Rule 98a:Vashten and Lucky must be physically assaulted whenever they die to stupid. <br />Rule 99: The only real Hockey are Canadian, but hockey isn't a real sport anyway.<br />Rule 100: Drago is responsible for the cleaning and maintenance of the Hunter's pet Kennels. <br />Rule 101: Luckywrestler is neither lucky nor a wrestler, he should not be assumed as such. <br />Rule 102: Any time Timmy misses raid, the raid will kill at least one new boss.<br />Rule 103: Gen is offically the fourth best person from Oklahoma in the guild.<br />Rule 104: No players may wear their old legendaries, fishing rods, chefs hats, guild cloaks tier one gloves or rings of the Kirin Tor during real raid.<br />Rule 105: Tirno is the best pornstar a guild could ask for.<br />Rule 106: When anyone asks for computer help, Jo must first ask if they have tried turning it off and then on again. <br />Rule 107: Sonikk is ACTUALLY a bear, sitting at a computer, wearing a headset. <br />Rule 137: Any conversation can be interrupted due to information regarding Oreos.<br />Rules 404: Rule not found <br />Rule 405: Lollie is not required to carry a lock pick<br />Rule 406: Praise be unto our lord Helix Fossil. May he free us from the Dome fossil and the influence of the false profit. Praise be unto him<br />Rule 419.9: Anything relating to .1 more than this rule is Null<br />Rule 451: Don't Burn a Kindle<br />Rule 1066: If you bitch about gaps in rules, you have to fill in the gaps you</p>http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=34791152&gid=83486#34791152
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=34791152&gid=83486#34791152Fri, 25 Oct 2013 20:00:45 -0400"Official" Guild Rules<p>(NOTE: These are rules are meant as an in-joke amongst the guild and are not in any way serious)<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 1:</span> No pants.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 2:</span> If any member does something stupid and/or embarrassing, he/she shall be mocked on the matter for an appropriate time. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 2a:</span> This time will be the importance of that person to the power of the stupidity of the act.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 3:</span> In any dispute between females, the member with the largest boob volume to mass ratio wins.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 4:</span> Jo or Akey is allowed to let anyone who pulls aggro off him die in a horrible manner (especially gnomes).<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 5:</span> Machone cannot raid sober.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 6:</span> No member may interrupt any discussion regarding and/or admiring boobs. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 7:</span> Any reference in conversation to a movie and/or TV show should be acknowledged by all those who recognize and understand the reference. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 8:</span> Should Jetherek log on vent he must be mocked then banned by whomever is online at the time.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 9:</span> Abuses of power are allowed only in the name of comedic intent.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 10:</span> Officers may not be mocked and must be shown respect at all times due to their standing as officers in the guild.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 10a:</span> This rule has been repealed and will no longer be enforced. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 11:</span> When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 12:</span> It is always Timpek&rsquo;s fault <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 12a:</span> This rule may no longer be cited by Twiki due to overuse.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 13:</span> Niknak patiwak give a Drago a bone.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 14:</span> It is always Wence&rsquo;s fault. And also Lasada&rsquo;s.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 15:</span> Any officer may go back on a promise made in a state of stupidity.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 16:</span> When Dobby&rsquo;s happy everyone is happy. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 17:</span> All boss names are subject to change pending their ability to be pronounced.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 18:</span> Fuck Dailes<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 19:</span> Scarto is President and should be ridiculed and blamed accordingly.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 20:</span> A wipe in raid is always the fault of the person whose character name comes last in the alphabet.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 21:</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 22 </span> ...women<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 23 </span> When a gay man calls you a pansy, your testicles shrink 34.82%<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 27:</span> Timpek is only 10% correct in any situation.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 28:</span> We love our healers but they are always wrong except when they aren't....but don't tell them that.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 29:</span>Timmy can't count. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 34:</span> The internet is for porn!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 42:</span>In the beginning the Universe was created.<br /> This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 43:</span> No destroying others buildings in minecraft lest ye buildings be destroyed<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 45:</span> No peeing on tree Dobby!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 52:</span> TPD's raiders do so much better when TPD does fights because TPD TPD TPDness.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 54:</span> Timpek is not allowed to be bitter that Houston didn't get a space shuttle, NOT ALLOWED TO BE BITTER<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 56:</span> No saying "cheesing the boss" its dead, let it die<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 58:</span> No taking phlikk apart like a mr. potato head and putting her back together weird. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 59:</span> Under FTC regulation 14:24, Imported Timpeks may only contain .05% lead and/or .046% Radium<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 61:</span> Neither Dobby nor Sploofs squeals my reach over 110dBA<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 62:</span> Timpek's deaths by drowning may not excede 1 per year<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 65:</span> Timmy must always jump in the big hole<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 69:</span> No member shall ever impede the awesomeness of boobs.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 71:</span> It's always Panda's fault, when he remembers<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 73:</span> No more going to the hospital, you raid or you die.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 77:</span> The pronunciation of Massachusetts has been changed to "Massive Two Shits"<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 78:</span> No man in the raid can be a bigger bitch than Puru or Cherry<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 79:</span> Dobby has been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for impersonating a whomping willow. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 80:</span> Timpek has been banned from the TARDIS for trying to shave off Hitler's mustache. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 81:</span> Lollie has been beamed off the USS Enterprise for inappropriate use of the holodeck.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 82:</span> Puru has been banished from Ba Sing Se for suggesting that Kiwis are a real animal. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 83:</span> Drago has been incinerated by GLaDOS for refusal to dispose of the Companion Cube. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 84:</span> Rick's Law: As the length of a conversation increases, the probability of a sexual reference being made grows closer to 1.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 84b:</span> This rule applies to the rules themselves; I ruled your mom last night.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 85:</span> Vashten is not allowed to eat more than the mass of the Empire State Building in any given day.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 86:</span> White bears can't jump.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 87:</span> IS NEVER FUCKING ALLOWED BACK IN OUR RAIDS AGAIN, OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY!!!!!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 88:</span> Rule 137 overrides Rule 6<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 89:</span> No member is allowed to miss raid for Kwanzaa or any other made up holiday. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 90:</span> As mandated by the Chinese government, Panda is required to keep 500 yards away from any actual panda at all times<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 91:</span> All members are required to ask for recommendation for doughnuts from Tann first.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 92:</span> Any guild members name that cannot be pronounce within 3 seconds of trying shall henceforth be known by a weird version of their name.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 93:</span> When referring to a guild member as "New " all guild members are required to know which guy people are talking about.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 94:</span>Canadians of the guild must recognize that the USA is a Superior country.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 95:</span> Americans of the guild must recognize that Canada has poutine.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 96:</span> Any guild member with and interesting accent (except Twiki) has priority to speak on vent.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 97:</span> Kergi is not allowed to hit on Panda, he is not, in fact, female. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 98:</span> Velicee is not allowed to kick allowed to kick Vashten's ass during raid.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 98a:</span>Vashten must me physically assaulted whenever he dies to stupid. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 99:</span>The only real Hockey are Canadian, but hockey isn't a real sport anyway. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 100:</span>Drago is responsible for the cleaning and maintenance of the Hunter's pet Kennels. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 101:</span>Luckywrestler is neither lucky nor a wrestler, he should not be assumed as such. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 102:</span>Any time Timmy misses raid, the raid will kill at least one new boss.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 137:</span> Any conversation can be interrupted due to information regarding Oreos.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rules 404:</span> Rule not found<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule 405: </span> Lollie is not required to carry a lock pick</p>http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=31941437&gid=83486#31941437
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=31941437&gid=83486#31941437Wed, 24 Oct 2012 17:19:30 -0400Dragon Soul is Live =DGreetings people who actually look at the site.<br />
With Dragonsoul being live this week, we'll be jumping right in on Thursday night while still planning on clearing out Firelands. The bosses we're planning on working on will be Morchok and Zon'ozz. Here are some links to 25 man strategies to these two bosses.<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDQacgRX6pQ" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">Morchok</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVghm9u63Cs&amp;feature=BFa&amp;list=PL83DD1BD2397B608F&amp;lf=results_main" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">Zon'ozz</a><br />
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There are three new heroic instances available to help players gear up for Dragon Soul, these new bosses will take a lot from everyone who comes, dps and healing will have to be high, and tanks will have to be geared. If too many people on Thursday are not prepared gear-wise for Dragon Soul, we WILL put it off until Saturday and clear out Firelands instead. So please, if you can, put in your time this week to ensure you are ready and geared to the best of your ability, or I will pout on all your faces.http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=28194476&gid=83486#28194476
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=28194476&gid=83486#28194476Tue, 29 Nov 2011 12:36:45 -0500Majordomo Staghelm is Final Stand's BitchI'm glad for you guys. Good luck on Ragnaros.http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=28072729&gid=83486#28072729
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=28072729&gid=83486#28072729Mon, 21 Nov 2011 04:54:29 -0500Akey's Super Fantastic Fun Time RaidsYea count me in anyday but sun and wed night before 1ishhttp://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=27968289&gid=83486#27968289
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=27968289&gid=83486#27968289Sun, 13 Nov 2011 15:28:53 -0500Alysrazor Plucked<center><br />
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Present:<br />
Jisatsumisui<br />
Panther<br />
Scarto<br />
Lizzandra<br />
Puru<br />
Akey<br />
Lollie<br />
Nidies<br />
Phlick<br />
Timpek<br />
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http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=27257447&gid=83486#27257447Sun, 25 Sep 2011 07:24:20 -0400Lord Rhyolith Defeated<center>Final Stand is now 3/7 in the Firelands. Thank you to all who helped us progress on this boss it was a long road but he is finally dead. Also Dark is 7/25 on his quest for the Legendary Staff. <br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold">Present</span><br />
Scarto<br />
Nefera<br />
Kahlos<br />
Puru<br />
Timpek<br />
Vaterunser<br />
Darkmanes<br />
Nidies<br />
Elgordo<br />
Akey<br />
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http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=26698764&gid=83486#26698764Fri, 19 Aug 2011 19:56:03 -0400Beth'tilac Downed!<center>Congrats to all of those who helped us progress and finally down the queen of the cinderweb spiders, Beth'tilac.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold">Present</span><br />
Darkmanes <br />
Nefera <br />
Akey <br />
Kahlos <br />
Puru <br />
Kalsnake <br />
Nidies <br />
Timpek <br />
Vaterunser<br />
Scarto </center>http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=26518091&gid=83486#26518091
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=26518091&gid=83486#26518091Mon, 8 Aug 2011 19:53:34 -0400Shannox Downed!Congratulations to everyone who helped us kill this boss. Great attempts all through the night with the kill finally happening right before 10:00pm. Super-duper big grats to our Guild Master, Darkmanes, for receiving the <a class='forumitemlink' target='_blank' href='http://www.wowhead.com/item=43314'><span class='whitename'>[Eternal Ember]</span></a> <a class='forumitemlink' rel='nofollow' href='/bank/updateitem.php?item=Eternal%2BEmber&game_id=1&amp;gid=83486' title='Refresh Item Info'><img src='/resources/bullets/recycle.png' border=0 hspace=2 align='absmiddle'></a> toward the long quest chain for the new legendary staff. <br />
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Present: <br />
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Panther <br />
Avarial <br />
Nefera <br />
Puru <br />
Kegler <br />
Darkmanes <br />
Timpek <br />
Bethannie <br />
Vaterunser <br />
Akeyhttp://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=26046185&gid=83486#26046185
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=26046185&gid=83486#26046185Sat, 9 Jul 2011 21:24:21 -0400We're Going Through ChangesMmmmm I like boobs.http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=25344705&gid=83486#25344705
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=25344705&gid=83486#25344705Wed, 25 May 2011 02:27:38 -0400<Final Stand> is recruiting! <3Jiza, Accurate spelling is a impotrant part of manetaining our nobel image as a top noch radeing guild on the sever. I would apriciate it if you could prof read your work to amke sure it is has corect speling and gramar.http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=24907988&gid=83486#24907988
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=24907988&gid=83486#24907988Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:18:40 -0400App: Genesisz__________________________________<br />
Personal:<br />
<br />
Name:Zack<br />
Age:18<br />
Sex:Yes Plz (Male)<br />
Location:Canada<br />
Tell us a bit about yourself IRL:<br />
<br />
__________________________________<br />
Class: Hunter<br />
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Spec(primary&amp; secondary): Survival<br />
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Why did you choose the spec you use, what do you like about it, what benefits does it give you and what benefit does it give to the raid?<br />
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If you are a dps or tank, what is your rotation? If you are a healer, what heals do you use in what situations?<br />
<br />
Link your WoW Armory profile for review:<br />
<br />
List your raid mods:<br />
<br />
If you can, please link a WMO,WWS or WOL report or a ss of your recount from a fair dps fight(no twins or blood queen plz).<br />
<br />
_________________________<br />
Can you make our raid times:<br />
Thrus 6:45-10:00: <br />
Sunday 6:45-10:00:<br />
Monday 6:45-10:00:<br />
_________________________<br />
Raiding experience: TBC and WOTLK<br />
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What guilds have you been in and why are you not in them anymore?(If you are a transfer say so):<br />
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How did you hear about Final Stand and why do you want to join?<br />
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Is there anyone in the guild that you know and can speak on your behalf?<br />
_______________________________<br />
Now for the important questions:<br />
<br />
Pie or Cake? pie<br />
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Favorite Pulp Fiction quote?<br />
<br />
Thank you for applying to Final Stand! Your app. We do our best to review applications every Monday night. Please expect a response on the Tues after your application is submitted. We may ask you on to vent to talk to you and/or into a raid to see how well you fit in before we invite you into the guild. http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=22459059&gid=83486#22459059
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=22459059&gid=83486#22459059Sun, 12 Dec 2010 22:48:30 -0500App: Genesisz__________________________________<br />
Personal:<br />
<br />
Name:Zack<br />
Age:18<br />
Sex:Yes Plz (Male)<br />
Location:Canada<br />
Tell us a bit about yourself IRL:<br />
<br />
__________________________________<br />
Class: Hunter<br />
<br />
Spec(primary&amp; secondary): Survival<br />
<br />
Why did you choose the spec you use, what do you like about it, what benefits does it give you and what benefit does it give to the raid?<br />
<br />
If you are a dps or tank, what is your rotation? If you are a healer, what heals do you use in what situations?<br />
<br />
Link your WoW Armory profile for review:<br />
<br />
List your raid mods:<br />
<br />
If you can, please link a WMO,WWS or WOL report or a ss of your recount from a fair dps fight(no twins or blood queen plz).<br />
<br />
_________________________<br />
Can you make our raid times:<br />
Thrus 6:45-10:00: <br />
Sunday 6:45-10:00:<br />
Monday 6:45-10:00:<br />
_________________________<br />
Raiding experience: TBC and WOTLK<br />
<br />
What guilds have you been in and why are you not in them anymore?(If you are a transfer say so):<br />
<br />
How did you hear about Final Stand and why do you want to join?<br />
<br />
Is there anyone in the guild that you know and can speak on your behalf?<br />
_______________________________<br />
Now for the important questions:<br />
<br />
Pie or Cake? pie<br />
<br />
Favorite Pulp Fiction quote?<br />
<br />
Thank you for applying to Final Stand! Your app. We do our best to review applications every Monday night. Please expect a response on the Tues after your application is submitted. We may ask you on to vent to talk to you and/or into a raid to see how well you fit in before we invite you into the guild. http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=22459058&gid=83486#22459058
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=22459058&gid=83486#22459058Sun, 12 Dec 2010 22:48:27 -0500Cataclysm<span style="font-size: 24px; line-height: normal">Its the end of the world as we know it...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">This is the first of several patches that will be World of Warcraft Cataclysm. The patch today will give us new glyphs, stats, gems, talents, and the ability to reforge gear. I suggest all classes go read and study about your classes and new specs because some of them are quite a bit different. I am sorry to my tree friends that bizz cut down their wood. Mosty i am just bored between classes and the servers are still down. <br />
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Take this thread and use it to post stuff about 4.0.1: specs, news, advice, complaints, and really any thing else you want to talk aobut.</span>http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=21422503&gid=83486#21422503
http://finalstand.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=21422503&gid=83486#21422503Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:26:38 -0400