A dedicated father has saved his three-year-old daughter’s school from closure – by BUYING it for £1 million. Generous Matt Hill, 38, was devastated when he heard Olivia’s school, The Mill School in Potterne, Wilts., would be forced to close at the end of the summer term. He could not bear the thought of her…

A world record-breaking juggler and maths teacher who slapped a female student’s thighs during a lesson in circus tricks has been struck off. Pervy Benjamin Beever, 34, also bragged to students about fathering a female teacher’s baby and asked another pupil if her mother or sister was single. He also screamed ”bollocks” at an IT…

Archaeologists have uncovered the oldest BRAIN in Europe in a decapitated skull — dating back 2,500 years. The cranium, belonging to the victim of a bloody ritual killing, was discovered in a muddy pit in Heslington, during an excavation by the University of York. A researcher found the solitary skull lying face down in the…

The latest Government TV advert to recruit teachers was ridiculed today after a 15-year-old boy spotted that it features an incorrect maths sum. Eagle-eyed boffin Chris Coombs, 15, noticed the mistake in the 30-second advert, which is regularly shown on Channel 4 and ITV. The Government-funded clip shows the teacher writing ‘(g2)7 = g?’ on…

A university today announced it was set to become the first in Britain outside of the elite institutions to charge students the maximum tuition fees of £9,000 a year. Exeter University joins Oxford, Cambridge and Imperial College London as an small group of universities which plan to impose the maximum fees. MPs voted in 2010…

Joanna Lumley has set off a ferocious debate after claiming that British children’s morals are ‘slack’. The Absolutely Fabulous star, 64, made the comments during an interview with the Radio Times. She said: “We are very slack with our moral codes for children these days. Nowadays, children find it laughably amusing to shoplift and steal….

A teacher who worked at Eton College while Prince Harry was a pupil is facing jail after being convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl. Vile David Rachel, 45, who coached the rowing team at the elite establishment, abused the girl when he was a teenager. Rachel, who also coached the junior British rowing team,…

A mum-of-three was left p-p-perplexed after her local primary slapped a lunchbox ban – on Penguin bars. Parents are furious at a new healthy eating policy where all chocolate, crisps, biscuits – and even peanut butter – are confiscated from children’s packed lunches. Mum Karen Dunne, 39, was stunned when her children Ryan, 11, and…

A teacher sacked for threatening to stab a pupil has been banned from the profession – after bombarding a female colleague with gifts and sexually explicit messages. Disgraced former English teacher Trell O’Hara harassed Karen Smith over a period of six months – sending her sexual notes, romantic poetry and a dozen red roses. She…

A British graduate who took up modelling because she couldn’t find a job has been crowned World Miss University in an international beauty contest. Pretty Katie Farr, 24, won the Miss Leeds beauty pageant after she graduated from Leeds University with a politics degree. But she couldn’t find a job and began modelling full-time before…

Primary school pupils were left in tears after their headteacher cancelled their Christmas party – as punishment for rude graffiti daubed in the girls’ toilets. Headteacher Hilary Walton made the decision after no one admitted responsibility for scrawling ”gutter language” in 12-inch high letters in a toilet cubicle on Wednesday. She cancelled the Christmas party…

A male teacher who told two teenage girl pupils his tie was ”an arrow pointing to my big penis” has been found guilty of misconduct. HALL OF SHAME: WEIRD CRIME GALLERY Creepy Rodney Williams, 45, made the comments to two Year Nine pupils during a design and technology class. After removing his tie to clean…

The son of Pink Floyd legend Dave Gilmour has apologised after he was seen swinging from the Cenotaph at yesterday’s student protests in London. Charlie Gilmour was pictured swinging from the Whitehall memorial on a Union Jack – a despicable scene that has been widely condemned. In a statement, the 21-year-old Cambridge University student expressed…

A female teacher at a Church of England primary school has been disciplined after she brought in her own video machine to class – and accidentally played a PORN film to pupils. The teacher was trying to show an educational programme to a group of ten-year-olds when a series of lewd scenes suddenly flashed up…

Ten people were arrested today as thousands of students protested on the streets of Bristol. Police were forced to close the M32 motorway as the mob – many of whom lit flares – marched into the city centre. Most protested peacefully but some demonstrators covered their faces with scarves and masks as they jostled with…

A red-faced headteacher was forced to apologise after a school report was sent to a parent containing a staggering 14 spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. The bungling form tutor sent the ”shocking” email to the parents of a pupil in her class at Gleed Girls’ Technology College, in Spalding, Lincs. It contained simple spelling mistakes…

Hundreds of protestors gathered in the city of Bristol in protest at the tuition fee hike – with some even throwing FIREWORKS. Police were forced to shut two streets as around one thousand students congregated with placards – grid locking traffic in the busy centre for hours. Some demonstrators used scarves and masks to cover…