Thursday, September 08, 2005

The Ballad of Michael Brown

I am the very model of a modern FEMA handle-erCorrupt as any character you’ll find in Raymond Chandle-erAccomplished very little since I shot past Mummy’s labiaJust bummed around until I found some horsies from Arabia

I lost the horsie gig when all the lawsuits started loading upAnd then the Bushies asked if I would like to be their toading pupI got this job because I know the asses that are kissableI also know the color of the people who are missable.

Who cares about the puling putrid pesky proletariat?The blacks are just a burden and no longer will we carry it.The mother of our Fearless One is so aristocraticalAnd Rove will blame our own misdeeds on forces Democratical.

Denying food and water may have been a little frighteningBut there’s a city in the south that badly needed whitening.Our ultimate intention is replacement of democracy --Here comes a fundamentalist Dominionist theocracy!

Joe: Are you sure you're not related to Shakespeare? Your poem was wonderful and I think phrased in Iambic tetrameter. Full of good lines...my favorite lines and rhymes were...

Accomplished very little since I shot past Mummy’s labiaJust bummed around until I found some horsies from Arabia

I thought it was very funny and...

I'm thinking that Ms. Judy MaineIs not the proper readerThat she doesn't getYour humor yetAnd ought not be our leader

I don't know what she saw in verseThat was so damned offensiveIf she realy had a sense of humorShe'd not be so defensive

So now I think Ms. Judy MaineIs not to be respectedIf it wasn't for your poetryWhich gave more than expectedWe'd let ole Brownie off the hookAnd do what Bush requestedGet behind his self investigationWith all critique rejectedAnd join with our Ms. Judy MaineRejecting your artful ramblingsWith not a question if we're saneWe'd just end up a pandering

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