Oh dear. Channel 5. I remember when it came out. It was like having one less channel to watch as it caused channel 4 to dumb down. Do I need to end up watching it just to have something to get angry about. No. Will I watch it. Probably.

"Media pundits" and Big Brother contestants talking about how much they loved him (Purple Rain is their favourite Prince song) intercut with close-angled and misty camera footage of a lookalike in the yellow Gett Off outfit in a white office room with gold records on the wall and a purple sofa. Am I close?

"Media pundits" and Big Brother contestants talking about how much they loved him (Purple Rain is their favourite Prince song) intercut with close-angled and misty camera footage of a lookalike in the yellow Gett Off outfit in a white office room with gold records on the wall and a purple sofa. Am I close?

i'm expecting barry shitpeas and philomena cunk style commentary, although it probably won't be that funny. or that clever. just dumb.

"Media pundits" and Big Brother contestants talking about how much they loved him (Purple Rain is their favourite Prince song) intercut with close-angled and misty camera footage of a lookalike in the yellow Gett Off outfit in a white office room with gold records on the wall and a purple sofa. Am I close?

i'm expecting barry shitpeas and philomena cunk style commentary, although it probably won't be that funny. or that clever. just dumb.

I've been watching for about 10 minutes, philomena cunk has been replaced by Mica Paris.

Fuck me, the unchain my heart section was fucking awful, the actor can't sing or dance. What made it worse was the voice over is talking about how talented he was then seeing this fool trying to dance, doing the little red corvette routine.