Sunday, 27 May 2018

the agreement

It has come to my attention, ONE peep thinks I mock her too much, and the other peep is hunky dory, a-okay, with that situation.

Best.

MOUSES!

What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?

Oh.

Hmmm...

So it has since come to my attention, one peep AND SEVERAL CATS think I mock 'em too much.

HMMM...

Well that's just life, I suppose, and there's nothin' I'm gonna be changin' about it.

So...

So MOUSES!

You know, truth is, I wouldn't be mockin' Peep #1 and my fur-sibs all the time in the first place, if they weren't always doin' things requirin' me to mock.

Why just the other day...

Oh my mouses, where do I even begin?

I mean, EVERY SINGLE DAY Peep #1 and my fur-sibs give me reasons to mock 'em. Every single day. Every single one! Three hundred and sixty-five days of the year. Three hundred and sixty five: That's how many days they give me stuff I can use for mockin'.

MULTIPLE TIMES a day, too. That's right, my friends, two or three times a day. Sometimes four. Sometimes even more!

I'm like spoiled for reasons for mockin'.

You might not realise this, but I have to whittle down the available mockable incidents.

I DO!

The daily whittlin' of MIs - that's Mockable Incidents, for those not in the know - is like a full-time job, for sure.

In fact, Peep #1 and my fur-sibs give me SO VERY MANY REASONS to mock 'em, and I have to spend SO VERY MUCH TIME decidin' which incidents are the most mockable, it's amazin' I have any time left to do any actual mockin'!

SERIOUSLY.

MOUSES!

I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', Seville must be exaggerating, 'cause just how many stupid things can a peep and three fur-sibs in the course of one day, do?

My friends, you would be surprised, for sure.

MOUSES!

I'm tellin' ya, it's like they're in a competition of some kind. A competition where the winner is the one who does the most stupid stuff. The most stupid stuff, the most times. The most stupid...

Well you get the picture, I am sure.

MOUSES!

Now I must admit, SOMETIMES, the stupid stuff they do is kinda repetitive. Too repetitive for me to blog 'bout more than seven or eight times.

Actually, it's amazin' how many times Peep #1 has done the same stupid things, over and over and over again.

She's clearly a slow learner, for sure.

And as for those fur-sibs of mine, well I've lost track of the number of times they've done certain stupid things, repeatedly. They must be slow learners, too.

MOUSES!

And as for Peep #2?

Well...

Well let's just say, Peep #2 and I have kinda come to an agreement of sorts. I keep my mockin' to my fur-sibs and Peep #1, and Peep #2 gives me extra treats.

20 comments:

WHAT a sweet deal! I wish I had more than one peep and a couple of siblings...then I too could mock for extra treats! But as it is...I guess I just have to look sweet, lovable andhungry.(that works on my Mom EVERY TIME)PurrsMarv

Hari OMName yer price, eh Sevvers? it's a commercial world after all, and if folks will keep putting themselves in mockable sityayshuns... well a cat has a duty, right??? Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

Wow!with all that mockable stuff going on you could write a book or ten. Maybe you could share some of that stuff with peeps that are mock challenged too! So their felines can have some fun. Would be a great social service (to us cats) MOLToodle pips and purrsERin

I love reading your blog, because even if you make fun of them, you are just being funny, never mean. I'm really glad that my dogs don't blog, because I'm pretty sure they'd be mocking me quite a bit also!

That is a pretty cool agreement you have with your Peep #2! He sounds like he's a quick learner, Severs! My mom is right there with your fursibs and your Peep #1 - always doing weird things - repeatedly! Tee hee hee!