I once washed some kids' mouths out with soap for asking..."Erin do you have a vagina?" I was babysitting the little creeps. This was about a month after they brought me their dad's Playboy to show off. Little pervs

"I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo

"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw