Posts tagged "alana"

Admit it, despite your Grizzly Bear records and your taste for artisanal cheeses, you friggin' love "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Mama June and Alana and Uncle Poodle are seriously addictive, and we are so glad there's a new season of…

It took me all of 10 seconds to fall madly in love with "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," the "Toddlers and Tiaras" spin-off about Alana Thompson, the 6-year-old pageant hopeful known for her one-liners and love of Go-Go-Juice, and her self-described redneck family. While I was already enamored with Alana after seeing her on "Toddler…

The preview for TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," featuring "a dollar makes me holler" Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty queen and her gaseous mother June from "Toddlers & Tiaras," but we have much to learn about the rest of her Georgia clan. Here's what…

It's the simple things in life that I'm grateful for. Like when the universe conspires to produce internet video amazingness. I'm talking about "Honey Boo Boo Child" THE REMIX. Duh. Alana of "Toddlers & Tiaras" was born to be sampled and made into a club track. I can't believe it took the internet so long…

In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of "Toddlers and Tiaras." Alana's signature phrase is "honey boo boo child," but she'll also let you know that "a dollar makes me holler." Her mom, Coupon Queen June, keep Alana perpetually doped up on a probably-illegal-in-some-states mix of Mountain Dew and…

"Toddlers & Tiaras" breakout star Alana has made a lot of waves in recent weeks, with her Go-Go Juice pusher mom June, and her totally outrageous personality. So when the Fine Brothers showed a tape of Miss Alana and her mama to a group of jaded teenagers, you can imagine that they were…

Ron-Ron Juice is the creation of "Jersey Shore" meatball Ronnie. Go-Go Juice is the invention of "Coupon Queen" June, mother of "Toddlers and Tiaras" breakout star "Honey Boo-Boo Child" Alana. Both get their users hyped up and ready for the club/pageant stage. Both cause uncontrollable freak outs and grabby hands. But while Go-Go…

I'm sorry, I'm sorry for doing this to you. Because once you see something like this, you can't unsee it. A grown ass woman wearing a child's pageant costume is a terrible, terrible thing and I'm really, really sorry. But at the same time, I felt duty-bound to let you know that "Coupon Queen" June…

I simply must commend the wise minds behind "Dr. Drew's Lifechangers" for concluding that Alana, our latest muse from "Toddlers & Tiaras," was worthy of appearing on a show with such a name. In the episode airing Feb. 2, Alana shares her love of pageants with Dr. Drew, who also gives her Go Go Juice…

Shannon June, mother of our newest "Toddlers & Tiaras" muse Alana, is speaking out about feeding her daughter "go-go juice" in last week's episode. Was I the only one who snickered at the term? Last I heard, "go-go juice" was slang for, well, female juices shall we say. We know that's not what she wa…

Simply Irresistible

As you slog your way through the myriad not-yet-April Fools' Day pranks that plague this nation, revel in this: no one has ever pranked someone better than Michael Jackson pranked Russell Crowe, and he did it for years. In an interview with The Guardian, Crowe revealed that despite having never met Jackson,…