I Got Pulled Over Today.

So….today I got pulled over about 15 feet from the front of my building on my way to work for rolling a stop as I was putting my seatbelt on. I just left it unbuckled so he didn’t think I was trying to pull one over on him.

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?Me: Because I’m an idiot.Officer: [grinning] Well.Me: I rolled a stop. Stupid. [awkwardly] I am… stupid.Officer: Yeah.Me: I’m sorry. That was….I’m sorry.Officer: [giving me that odd look like maybe noone has apologized for driving like a moron] Where are you going?Me: To work. Shit…yeah…I’m late for work.Officer: Do you know what happens when you roll a stop in front of a cop?Me: Uh …you get…. pulled over?Officer: And?Me: [Having a highschool SAT flashback] You go broke and have to live in a van?Officer: [laughs] Yeah.Me: [daydreams of what it would be like to be best friends with a cop]