I'm not buying into Slack. I just think it's useless. I get there's a bidding war for it, but I don't see the benefit of it.

We use a slack competitor here and I don't see this as some game changing software. They're still a private company so it doesn't really matter right now, but even if/when they go public, I'm not sure if I'd feel comfortable in investing in them.

Finally going to stop being a moron w/ my money and getting a good chunk of it into the market. I'm a set it and forget it type of person when it comes to investing so thinking of doing a 50/50 split between VTI and VOO ETFs. Is there anything bad about that?

To clarify, I have zero interest in owning individual stocks which I have to monitor and trade on a daily basis.