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Monday, October 17, 2011

I guess I inadvertently took a 2 month break from blogging. Honestly, things have been quite busy. Let's have a 2 month recap, shall we?

Three out of five weekends in September I was out of town. First, I went with my mother to visit my aunt and uncle over Labor Day Weekend. Our time was basically spent relaxing, eating, and antiquing. My uncle always grills something really good for us to eat when we visit and this is in additional to all the wonderful things my aunt fixes. This time, we had pork chops one night and chicken the next.

A couple weekends later I headed to the beach with two friends to meet up with our soon-to-be-wed friend and some of her friends (confusing yet?). What shall I say about the weekend? I like the beach and it was interesting. Please do not take the lack of information as an indication that I did anything that can't be repeated. That is enough on that.

The next weekend I headed to Dallas to meet up with my friend Nikki and then onto DC. We both have birthdays in September and decided that we should celebrate by taking a short trip. We did lots of walking and metro riding. I loved it! A few of my favorite things were The Holocaust Museum, Lincoln Monument, Union Station (mostly for the cupcakes I purchased there), and the Capitol. I have to say that the White House wasn't as big as thought or set apart from everything else like I thought it would be.

Lincoln Monument

U.S. Capitol

The best cupcake I have EVER eaten. No, seriously.

As for October, work has been pretty busy and I was recently in a friend's wedding. I am looking forward to cooler temperatures (who knows when we'll get those!) and the fall.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Ever log onto facebook, read statuses, and want to respond (unkindly)? Well, I do. So, I'm starting a segment where I post some interesting facebook statuses I have come across and my response to them.

Just a note: You may not be able to tell from my posts, but I am kind of into correct grammar and spelling. So, some of the things I post will be due to grammatical errors. Also, if you take the time to alternate between upper and lower case for each letter of a word (Example: sTuPid) I want to hit you. Nothing personal, it just bugs me.

Facebook status: We go to school all day and do work, then we come home and do more work?! Thats jank. Give us a break!!My thoughts: You just had a break. It was called summer and it lasted for about 3 months. If you think this is bad, then you're not going to like the real world.

Facebook status: If anyone knows of anywhere hiring, id be greatful :)My thoughts: Really? Because I thought you'd be grateful.

Facebook status: my 0 jeans are fitting loose :)My thoughts: No one wants to hear about that. No one. Also, shouldn't it be fitting loosely?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Last weekend my S.S. class had plans to go out to eat and then galactic (black light) bowling. Our dinner took longer than expected (who knew dinner for 21 could be a little lengthy) and we arrived at the bowling alley to find out that there weren't enough available lanes. If we wanted to bowl we would have to come back at 11 (yes, that is p.m.).

So, we decided to visit a nearby skating rink instead. I'm not sure how long it's been since you've visited a skating rink, but they are probably pretty much just like you remember. They could use some cleaning. During my youth, I did most of my skating (actually rollerblading) on my grandparents' paved driveway. I did visit a skating rink on several occasions, but my parents never used it as a night-time daycare, which is what the establishment I visited this weekend seemed to be.

Apparently, skating rinks are THE hangout for junior high kids. I may be wrong, but I don't think I would have ever been just dropped off at night somewhere without adult supervision at that age. So, parents and those of you who one day plan to be parents I have a message for you. I know kids today have more freedom and may seem older than those of us raised in say, the '80s. They all have their own cell phones and therefore, can be easily reached at anytime. But they still need to monitored. Some of you will be relieved to know that most of the children were skating and hanging out with their friends, but I did see several couples sitting in dark corners. Basically, this was like a club for pre-teens, where dancing is replaced with skating and alcohol with caffeinated beverages. It was an interesting night to say the least.

It was actually a lot of fun and I even found $5 on the floor. I was pretty sure it was covered in germs, but I picked it up anyway. I sanitized it later.

There were about 3 guys there who were skate dancing (please excuse the highly technical term). They were really good. Let's just say that they could dance better on skates that I can at all. That's not saying much for their talent, but you get the picture. I'm not sure how they could move like that. I know I couldn't. Of course, I felt my night was a success because I made it through without falling. People who got too close to me made me nervous. Now, I can skate, but I can't stop. So, please don't cut over in front of me. This results in my hands making a fanning motion to hurry along potential threats. I did have one run in with a small child. Fortunately, he was light enough that I could keep him from falling without being pulled down myself.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Sidewalk etiquette. Is there such a thing?
Each morning when I get to work I must make a short walk from the parking lot to the entrance of my office building. I would say that I am a moderately fast walker. So, when I get stuck walking behind someone who, to me, is moving rather slowly, it can get aggravating. At this time, I am faced with the question, "Is it wrong to pass someone on the sidewalk?"

Now, I realize this may seem like a stupid question, but something about passing someone who is headed to the same place I am on a sidewalk big enough for only two seems rude. Sometimes you might even have to step down off of the sidewalk onto the road to pass slower moving traffic. This also seems awkward. I realize that this is a petty thing to worry about, but I'd at least like to know that there are other people who think about things like this.

Of course, some people (one co-worker in particular) might tell you that I let things bother me too much. For example, when going out for lunch with a co-worker I feel the need to ask everyone in the department if they would like to go as well. It just seems like the polite thing to do. Now, this results in the dilemma of those who would not like to go, but do want lunch brought back to them. This is not necessarily a problem, but placing multiple orders, which then must be paid for separately, and catering to special requests (extra ice, light on the ice, etc.) can become semi-stressful.

Maybe one day I will be able to carelessly and quickly pass others on my way into work and run out to lunch without feeling obligated to ask if anyone else would like something, but until them then I will continue to contemplate the complexities of sidewalk etiquette and proper lunch practices.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

What exactly should one do when they want to wish a fellow employee a happy birthday but they have limited supplies?

Well, first they decide to make their own confetti. Only, there is no colored paper to be found. So, they make their own with white copy paper and their arsenal of highlighters. Then, they cut the newly colored paper up into small square and rectangles, which they then place in an inter-office envelope.

About Me

I am a 26 year old single Christian girl who enjoys my family, shopping, traveling, and reading. My idea of a perfect afternoon would involve a good book, an unsweet tea, and a couple of chocolate chip cookies.