Wild Hogs (2007)

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Dudley Frank:"The human body wasn't made to straddle something that big for that long."Woody Stevens:"Well you know, it's going to hurt a little bit, but thats all part of the experience. It's why we didn't bring our wives."

Doctor:"Well Mr Madsen."Doug Madsen:"Doctor Madsen."Doctor:"Oh really? Great. Well then I can put this more simply. Looks like you had a catecholamine-induced, super-ventricular tachyarrhythmia."Doug Madsen:"I'm actually a dentist, so I have no idea what you just said."

Doug Madsen:"I miss butter. You know why I miss butter? The French think butter is just like cheese. They eat it just like this, right off the stick! And the French, who have never won a major battle, they know how to eat!"

Dudley Frank:"You guys aren't going to wear helmets?"Woody Stevens:"Maybe I don't want to wear a helmet. Maybe I don't want anything between me and the road."Bobby Davis:"You will if your head falls on it."<

Highway Patrolman:"What exactly do we have here? We got 1, 2, 3 men, in a bed, spooning?"Doug Madsen:"This is not what it looks like! This is uh, uh, what is it Woody?"Woody Stevens:"Camping!"Highway Patrolman:"I'll tell you just exactly what it is there Poindexter. It is 4 counts of indecent exposure, 2 counts of lewd, lascivious behavior, and one count of pure jealousy."

Doug Madsen:"I'm not lame! I'm wild and free! Wild and free and a man! A man who likes to eat meat, and I'm tired of not eating meat! Meat's good! Good for men! And potatoes! I like potatoes and I like gravy on my potatoes! Yum! Yum!"

Woody Stevens:"What are we doing here?"Bobby Davis:"Having beers like we do every week."Woody Stevens:"No no no, bigger picture. Life man! What do we have to look forward to? What? Riding in formation at the Labor Day parade? Is that it?!"Dudley Frank:"I'm really looking forward to the parade. I got tootsie rolls I can throw to the kids."Bobby Davis:"Tootsie rolls that he can throw to the kids? Man you can't even put on your turn signal without busting your ass!"