PRINCESS: What? Your plate isn't big enough already?Good luck with the "New Doo""The Empress" is a Retired "Hair Monger" (I cut my first teeth on Perming Rods and Laquer Sprayers in her "House of Hair" during the height of the "Beehive")I shall forward any "Tips" or "Old Tricks" that she may be able to offer to you Dear Mistress...In the meantime... I have a line up of Nuns to shave, as I'm in the throws of constructing a new Wig

The beauty of being a contributor is that one can post whenever one feels like it or has time.

Daily or once a year!

LULU: I am spending the day in a volumiser then I will get the resulting 'do' concretised, I want it to last

Rather than coffee, you may prefer to imbibe from the vodka fountain Boxer’s dragged in.

IVD: Does Frobi know about this? He'll be getting ideas if he has, you know. Out with the 'Bree Van De Kamp' and in with that 'better than Clifford bouffant' that's posted today.

Mr. Frobisher is in dire need of Eroswing’s “Transform Me” ladyeez.

Have you noticed how frumpy he’s become?

EROS: Yes, Lord, please guide these three ladies over to Transform Me, where they can get the makeovers they desperately need.Congrats on joining the Hair Hall of Fame. Don't light any matches--there's enough hairspray in that place to blow a small country off the face of the earth.