Try Not to Get Too Skeezed Out By This List of the 21 Creepiest Jobs

A new study by Science Direct has shed some insight on what the creepiest jobs are. And to the surprise of absolutely no one who doesn't have a size 38 shoe or ride to work in a VW Beetle with a dozen other opeople, clown took first.

The study also found that 95% of those who took part said men are more likely than women to be creepy, so remember that when you're making googly-oogly eyes with a cute blonde in a bar and she immediately grabs her mace.

The list of creepy jobs also proves that "I'm an investment banker" will go over better than "I'm a taxidermist" or "I'm unemployed," which seems like something we didn't need to research to confirm.