Britney Christened “Animal”

I must be honest, as much as I dislike me some Parasite Hilton, giving Britney Spears the nickname “Animal” is probably the only redeeming action I’ve ever heard of her doing. US Weekly has the details:

Though the pair were once practically joined at the hip (they previously had a sleepover in Las Vegas and were spied dancing on banquettes at West Hollywood’s Hyde), things went sour after Spears took heat in the media for partying while leaving her two kids, Sean, 15 months, and Jayden, 3 months, at home.

“Britney told Paris that it’s not personal,” says an insider.

But beware a Hilton scorned. According to another source, the heiress, 25, didn’t invite Spears to her December 18 Christmas party and now refers to her ex-pal as “Animal.” Why?

“Britney doesn’t think about things before she does them. She just acts out,” says the source.

That sounds a little too clever of a nickname, coming from the Paris Hilton I thought I knew. But hey, I’m a bitch not to give credit where the credit’s due. Except in cases of not properly citing my sources. In which case, I’m probably conspiring to take down your blog.