It could be called “the case of the missing Cynics,” but as mysteries go, it’s a bit squishy.

April
16, editors of the Vemont Cynic — the University of Vermont’s
free-of-charge weekly student newspaper — noticed that their latest
issue could not be found on the newsstands in the Davis Center. Then
they learned the Cynic was not in the rack at the Bailey/Howe Library,
either.