SteamPoweredKleenexI was frightened by all of the marketing by Pepsi. That and living in a world consisting of nothing but Garfield comics.

ToenailsThey call it Garfield's Nightmare, but I see no talking alarm clocks. Every time that fucking cat has a nightmare that fucking alarm clock is talking to him and I'm not seeing it so one star!!!

Oh wait, there there are some at the end, but they didn't talk, so it doesn't count!

ToenailsOh who am I kidding? "Shameless product placement" needs to be on my Garfield opus so badly that it is worth five stars by itself

snothouseApparently, the yearly licensing fee for this ride is so high, they're re-doing the whole theme soon.
Wow, does this ride suck.

snothouseHere's some shots of the old ride:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohcj40xf6m8

memedumpsterImagine how horrible it would be if it were 105 degrees in there and the person you shared the ride with suddenly stabbed you. You fight them off, barely, but are incapacitated, bleeding, and your screams are met only with that recorded voice. You have to watch the commercial, cheap, nightmare scenes as your brief time in a far greater universe washes out of you, mixing with the stagnant water.

When the bright, horrible, light comes at the other side, you don't know if it's the sun or death, and you don't care.