*takes a long drink of blood from a bottle she has* Alright, I guess I might as well search for fics to review so I have work set out for me after I finish Unknown Origins. Mmm…*clicks on a fanfiction*

Like anything to do with Jeff the Killer, the pastas under review today contain potential flamebait in the form of tactless handling of bullying and mental illness. Oh and also really nondescript torture.

Title: Lizzy The ReaperAuthor: Your Guess Is As Good As MineMedia: Web OriginalTopic: Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, Eyeless Jack, and basically every other horrible pasta in existence.Genre: CreepypastaURL:Trollpasta Rehost

Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Nina

Hello hello all you patrons! Turn up your favorite Bathtubs & Razorblades album and open a new box of facial tissue, because it’s time once again for…

Let’s see, last time stuff happened with the Malkavians. Mostly stupid stuff that involved horrible accents, German, and an illogical deal where Willow promised to hand over the city to them. Really, at this point the fic has lost all pretense of trying to have a plot and now it’s just random shit happening while Igor moons over IndigoStars.

“I still feel really embarrassed for Igor.”

Luckily this fic is gone and was super obscure even before she pulled it down. And now it’s being featured on a riff blog that is every bit as obscure. It’s unlikely Indigo will ever see it. Anyway, let’s see what we’ve got this week.

Also, to address the elephant in the room, I discovered today that Igor is transgender and prefers the feminine pronoun. My bad on that one, but I had to dig pretty deep into the internet to discover it, so I see it as an honest mistake. Regardless, I’ve corrected it moving forward.