Thanks for all the +ve comments since I joined up. I'm still getting the hang of it all alongside a million other things. Quentin says he'll buy you a pint in the Red Lion if you're passing. He's still got a lot to say and wants to know how I can upload his photo? He says he's very good looking - as you'll find out if you read his next piece in a couple of days.

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