Let’s All Pore Over Multi-Millionaire Barack Obama’s Tax Returns!

In a textbook example of Internet over-sharing, Barack and Michelle Obama and Joe and Jill Biden have posted their tax returns online. According to the White House blog, the fancifully named “White House blog,” Barack and Michelle Obama earned $5,505,409 last year, most of which is profit from Obama’s books. They also donated $329,100 to charities such as the United Negro College Fund and CARE, “a leading humanitarian organization fighting global poverty,” according to its mission statement. The president also donated his $1.4 Nobel winnings [Ha! We had completely forgotten Obama literally won the Nobel Peace Prize! Classic.—Ed.] to 10 charities. However, nowhere in the 65-page tax return is Obama’s birth certificate. Definitely suspicious if not downright unconstitutional.