Thursday, June 10, 2010

You move the ladder, climb it, and remove the VENT COVER, pocketing four more SCREWS. Inside you find YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Inside is a NOTE with a SMALL KEY taped to it. The note reads:

In the unlikely event that you have ignored the large sign and have discovered this note while seeking egress, please be aware that it is entirely impossible that you could ever escape from this protective enclosure (without this key). Please do not use this key to exit the room (under the exit sign), as this will almost certainly result in your consumption by Candaemons. Sit tight and a qualified representative will arrive to assist you shortly.

For the love of the gods, seriously? Seriously? After that whole big thing with the HOSE, WATER, TERRARIUM and BUTTON?