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I hate playing soccer with Stan!
How come?
he thinks just 'cos I'm black,
I'd be good at it! and expects
me to do all the work!
so slick, looks like you're
gonna be in my team,then!
Well actually I gotta
go somewhere...
Nonsense!
watch me score
this one, slick!
Ah, mr miller! come to discuss about
your son's behavior? before you come to
my office, I'd like you to admire the statue
of me, in the hallway!
{SMASH!}
oh crap, gotta go!
stanNnnleyyYy!!!