1) This thread is not limited to just GURPS
2) Try not to start posts with 'especially if"
3) Avoid monotony, makes the thread easier to read.
4) Number Your Posts. This is the most important rule.
5) Have fun.

6. I am not allowed to shout "Hanging's too good for him" when another PC is being executed.

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12. Not allowed to taunt the evil, poltergeist-like entity haunting the abandoned hospital with things like "An elevator full of blood? Really? I mean, it should have at least had, I don't know, blood-sharks in it or something. Are you even trying to scare us?"

14) Every suicide plan made in rhetoric is not to be taken as a challenge.15) When the party kills my pet dire-snake, I'm not to respond by hunting down a new one the following day.16) Dire Snakes are not suitable artillery munitions, regardless of effectiveness.17) Sitting down to kippers is not an appropriate action after being assailed by 3 werewolves. The appropriate action is to clean up all the blood.18) When the rest of the party returns home, "I made breakfast" is not the answer they're looking for to the question of "What the hell happened here?!"19) Personal plans made during guerrilla tactics against an enemy fort shouldn't hinge on casually making a critical success to parry the first scorpion bolt.*20) My character is an 8 foot tall, ST 25 half-giant. He is NOT a trapdoor spider.21) [related] Relying on the enemies' fear of windows is not a valid battle strategy.