Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........and one blonde says to the other:
"Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the
moon?

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida.......?????

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few
minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just ! crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together.
Just
yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!"

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing
that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned
on his bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the
blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one
day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the ! first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first
on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each
other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the
sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was
her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science &amp; Nature. Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then
asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names
were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend
said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"