I am never painting my nails during the day ever again

So just wanted to let you all know that I am never painting my nails ever again during the day. Ever. Usually I do my nails at night before bed because otherwise it hinders me from doing other things during the day, but then my room always smells of poison during the night, not that I really notice… But for some reason, some stupid reason, I decided to paint my nails in the middle of the day. Well the reason is procrastination (not that it can really even count as a reason). So instead of writing my essays, I sat and watched spongebob on my computer whilst doing my nails.

For some reason there’s this massive hype right now, I keep seeing memes about it, of how cool and awesome Spongebob is as a cartoon, and that it should be for adults. I love how when you watch old children’s shows as an older person-

Oh my god stop right there. I am an adult. I am eighteen. I am an adult. Holy crap! This is so weird!!!!!!! This is the first time I’ve thought of or called myself an adult!!! Well I actually didn’t call myself one because as I was thinking and typing it in my head it didn’t sound right… I usually refer or categorise myself as a teenager, because I still am a teenager… Wow! I’m an adult! Not sure whether when I turn nineteen next year that I’ll call myself an adult or still a teenager. Maybe save adult for when I’m twenty.

Anyway, when you watch kids shows when you’re older there are so many things you don’t pick up on that you do now, like sexual innuendo. It really makes me think what the writers are thinking when they write stuff like that… Is it apart of how you make a children’s show? You have to put sexual things in that they won’t get as some sort of underlying meaning and when they’re older they feel comfortable with sex? I don’t know. Well I thought Spongebob had some… I watched the first few episodes a few weeks ago and didn’t think it lived up to it’s hype. But now, after a few episodes in I feel like it’s heaps better! I really like it. Was never that into Spongebob when I was little anyway.

It’s kind of weird thinking that Spongebob is old, but he is so cute! He acts like a little kid in the show. But then Squid-ward is actually like an old man, older man… So there’s this weird uncle-child relationship… I don’t know. Pearl is just weird. Creeps me out.

So yeah basically painting my nails in the middle of the day has basically made my entire day revolve around painting my nails. They don’t dry quickly since I’m not using OPI and so I have to be careful. Then I think they’ve dried, literally six hours later, but they haven’t. I accidentally scratch like a hole in the middle and have to fill it. Then I’m in the shower and it moves off the nail and feels like rubber. And now I’ve had to remove two of my nail polished nails and redo before I sleep because obviously, that is the optimal time.

There’s literally nothing to eat at home. I saw Maxim icecreams in the freezer every time I opened the fridge but wanted to save it for later. I was nagging my mum that I wanted icecream and I suppose she or my family friends mum bought it. And then tonight, I was like, now’s the time, the perfect time, there is no other time before until this time, to eat chocolate coated vanilla ice-cream! I was so excited. And then, to my complete horror, it was gone. All gone. The box is gone. Just an empty space left behind. Fml. Now I’m eating some seaweed crackers, fuck.