From: Tony
To: Pauls Toutonghi , ,
Date: Wednesday, December 11, 2002 9:43 AM
Subject: be nice
Okay, I don't do this very often, but I'm going to
have to ask you for a very special favor today. I
need. Um... I need... love. It's going to be a long
day, with meetings and a hasty lunch. Already I am on
the verge of tears. Please help. Here are some
things you can do:
1. Write me and tell me I'm 'phat.'
2. Send flowers.
3. Spell out my name in refrigerator magnets (please
send picture of magnets).
4. Send me an 'e-card' from one of those free
services that is basically just advertising itself.
5. Buy a fish and name it after me.
Your generous donations will make this the phattest,
flowerest, magnetest, ecardest, fish namest day ever,
and my tears will stay up in my face, where they
belong.
Thanks in advance,
A sad type of clown, not the happy kind
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