It’s the “greatest” not only because Ozzy Man is biased in favor of the home team, but because Bradbury won the medal in a hilarious way — simply by being the only speed skater who didn’t fall over — as seen in the video above. As usual, the best part of Ozzy’s videos are his color commentary:

“Sure, sure, some people will say, ‘Oi, he was losing,’ but those people are d*ckheads. It was all strategy. 99 percent of the time, if you leave people alone, they will self-destruct, f*ck up, and butcher their lives like me uncle Terry did. Anyway, Steve-o knows this, and that was his plan. People in the crowd were yelling, ‘Go faster, Steve,’ and he was like, ‘Shut up, d*ckheads, that’s a sh*t idea. Why would I put effort into going fast when I can go at a leisurely pace and f*cking take home gold?’ Undeniable. Fair dinkum. Genius.”