Mama said they make me nicer

My Letter to Disney

Yesterday in the gomobile, my little guy Cooter announced out of the blue how much he liked the “Thor” ride at Epcot. He’s referring to “Maelstrom” located in Norway. His nine-year old sister, our Princess, turned to him and said, “Well you know they’re going to turn it into a ‘Frozen’ ride, right?”

The sound from the back was deafening. “NOOOOOO.” He stopped for a second. “I’ve had enough of that.”

That moment right there.

It got me to thinking, you know?

Sure “Frozen” had the guy with the moose. And Olaf. He was cute. But really it was a movie about sisters. And it is plastered all over any and every store we go in–including the grocery store. It’s everywhere. I was at a birthday party for an eight-year old girl today, and they sang some karaoke. Guess what the first song sung was? Yep. “Let It Go.” Guess what the second girl wanted to sing? Yep. You got it. Again.

So congratulations. You made a movie and saturated the market. Your stuff is everywhere. Except for Elsa’s dress. And that’s a serious problem around here, but we can discuss that another time.

Your channel is one that my children are allowed to watch certain shows on. I really like some of your programming, and your shows are the ones my college daughter remembers and loves the most from her elementary and middle school years. I especially love that my children aren’t bombarded with commercials or ads for shows not appropriate for them to see. (Yeah, I’m talking about you, football game broadcasts.)

Or that was the case.

Oh Disney, you have done me wrong. For weeks and weeks you advertised “Guardians of the Galaxy.” It looked great. My little guy was thrilled and actually laughed out loud and said “cool” numerous times each and every time the trailer was shown. You played interviews with cast and staff from the movie. Can you say saturated? Yes, we were all primed for that movie.

And then–

the rating was released.

PG-13.

Are you kidding me? Do you even know the average age of your viewers?

I am disappointed in your discernment on this. My little guy was beside himself, and since a Mama can only be as happy as her least happy child AND since, if Mama ain’t happy, nobody’s happy–I think you can see where I’m going with this.

What the heck, Disney?

After my son’s comments yesterday made me realize he hasn’t been over the moon about a movie like our Princess has “Frozen” (Star Wars doesn’t count–they were made in 1977 on and you had nothing to do with THOSE), I took a survey on Facebook today. I asked my friends to name movies with strong male characters made by you in the past 10-15 years.

I also did some research on the internet.

In case you didn’t already know this, there are none. Not made by you. Not any one that has been invested in the way that “Frozen” or “Tangled” have. The ones my friends listed were either NOT yours or pre-2007 when my little guy entered this world. (There’s Percy Jackson and Harry Potter, but they both are a little intense for a seven-year old–and Harry gets into that PG13 range. Sigh.) And I’m sorry, I figure you are trying to aim the Cars series and the Planes movies at ones such as he, but honestly he can’t identify with being a car or a plane or a rat or monsters. I’m just looking for a movie about a real boy (or a prince–that could be okay, I guess, I mean our Princess isn’t really one and she identifies with these young women so…..okay).

Is that so hard?

At the very least please stop promoting your movies on your very PG/G channel that aren’t appropriate for the younger set. I have had it, and I won’t be seeing “Guardians of the Galaxy.” That’s right, you won’t be getting my money for that one anytime soon. (I can hear you crying, and I’m sorry I had to go there.) I promised Cooter we would see it together when he’s old enough. He’s already had me pencil in a date with him to do just that in early 2020. That’s the year he turns 13. Sigh.

And finally, here’s the thing. So help me, if you mess up this Star Wars thing, I will come after you with every bit of Mama madness and all my posse along with me. (And one of them calls herself Batgirl, because she comes out with her bat swinging, wanting to know who’s messed with me–you’ve been warned, Disney.) This is my boy’s THING. He loves all things Star Wars. He knows the history inside and out even though he’s only been allowed to watch the first three that were made (again due to ratings and age appropriateness)–Episodes IV, V, and VI. Yours will follow right behind these in the storyline. I repeat, do NOT mess this up. Do whatever you have to do, but you can tell a story without all that blood and gore and suggestiveness and the like. TELL THE STORY. And make it a good one. This is your best shot to make it up to my little guy and all those like him who are looking for someone to identify with, to recognize, and get excited about seeing. Someone maybe even to emulate as they realize so much of life is about making wise choices and choosing good over evil. You can do this, I know you can. I’ve seen it. “Brave” and “Frozen” are really great because you changed it up on us–the focus moved from being rescued by the Prince to other relationships also being important and females being strong and I LOVE IT. Thank you. (Although you have yet to really reach the stars again like “Mary Poppins” did–great story, Julie Andrews, and Dick Vandyke–win.win.WIN. Yeah, I’m seriously “old school.”)

If you don’t get it right, I’m forever moving my fanship over to that other film company–and theme park, and I promise to make you cry again.

Really and truly, all I’m asking you is to please remember our sons. We have become so focused in raising strong girls that I really am starting to feel like our boys are getting pushed to the side. And that is not okay. Seriously, the highlight of our day at Epcot in my little guy’s mind was the “Thor” ride. I’m not saying don’t have a Frozen ride, I’m just saying, please remember that not all of our boys love the Moose and Olaf THAT much. They need songs to sing and people to dress up like and aspire to be like too.

Best wishes to you all. I’ve read that the upcoming movie “Big Hero 6” has a fourteen year old boy as the main character. I am hopeful that you might redeem yourself, but the really true test will be Star Wars VII set to be released (at this time) in December of 2015. My son will be 8. I mean it, make it awesome and make it appropriate. We’re talking keep it PG. Or else.

4 thoughts on “My Letter to Disney”

Thank you! My oldest is five years younger than your son, and things have changed since she was little. I don’t understand the need for adding what it takes to make it a PG-13 instead of a PG. And when they advertise the “meal toys” from these movies…..don’t even get me started. I think that’s irresponsible on everyone’s parts to be promoting those PG-13 movies in meals that children as young as 2 might be eating. *sigh* Stepping off my soapbox now. Thanks for reading.