Any man, woman, child, car, animal, machine.. any thing.. that ends up ripping you off, or plans to.

Bro1: "aren't you gonna get a soda?"
Bro2: "fuck no, that store's a fuckin MIZE for a dollar a can!"
or:Bro1: "hey Dave, can I get some gas money?"
Bro2:"no, bro, I just bought you a quart of High Life"
Bro1:"thanks a lot, you fuckin MIZE!"

Shortened form of miser, usually in reference to a friend who has some bongers left but is pretending to be out of supply. Mizes are often victims of their own conservation for failure to reciprocate flowage within their social network seshes, and may get pinched on the next snackle run especially for a reputation of flagrant mizing.

Dude don't be such a mize! You've got that green smile on and I know you've got loads left so pack some bitch.