I really need to renew my subscription to Amanda Seyfried’s fan site, because apparently she was in a movie called Chloe where she was topless most of the time. And Amanda Seyfried being topless is something that concerns me a great deal. Even though her eyes look like she’s late taking her thyroid medication, her rack is damn near perfect. I feel like I should be holding up my pinky when I jack off on her tits.