This little piggy went: Straight to hell (with a side trip to College Hill). Editor's clarification: Hell is not 6th and Vine, but that's where the pig is.

Ins-pig-ered by: Eight previous ideas already claimed, so ours were shot down. Our theory maintains that there was someone on the inside leaking our ideas. He's been taken care of. After all that, "Choice Cuts" was our idea to comment on Cincinnati.