Truly the all purpose household tool

Sorry for the suckitude in posting lately. A lot going on; I’ll try to post something more substantive this weekend. As a tide-me-over, check out this TOTALLY AWESOME picture my friend E. forwarded to me under the title “Redneck Timeout.”

Here’s what’s double-plus good about this picture: the stuffed animal taped up there for company. THAT is good parenting, people.