Tuesday, April 24, 2012

They're Cute When They're Disgruntled

And of all the Blogging Tories, this guy seems most disgruntled at the frankly shocking Alberta election result from last night. It's cruel to kick a person at their lowest point, but at least consider it. Alternatively, you can "concern troll" over in his comment section: "Oh I'm so sorry for your abject failure!" That kind of thing. Also fun is Stephen Taylor's twitter feed; you can actually sense the precise moment when his soul dies. As an aside, I got a look at him beardless at the NDP convention. Quite a handsome young man. I thought it was there to hide a lack of chin, but no! And here Ezra spontaneously shits himself! And again! Meanwhile, at 3am Colby Cosh realized that he was going to have to take off his werewolf suit and learn to use a fork again, so he honked out this column. Sadly, no, we love you Alberta, but you still can't have that pipeline.

PS. For extra fun, here's the FreeD thread devoted to the topic, where they blame "Toronto fear-mongering" for the Wildrose loss, so thank's for the shout-out guys glad I could help. In any case, I'm pretty sure somewhere Ed Kennedy threatens to drive out to Calgary and kill everyone.

8 comments:

I love how they can pretend they're libertarian and then moan that people won't let them take away reproductive rights from women and marriage rights from gays.

At one time Libertarian was a selfish pipe-dream in which people wanted to live their lives without any interference. Now it's become nothing but the desire to control other people's lives and not have them fight back

It's cruel to kick a person at their lowest point, but at least consider it. Alternatively, you can "concern troll" over in his comment section: "Oh I'm so sorry for your abject failure!" That kind of thing.

No one takes more pleasure in the misfortunes or difficulties of others than you do, Murphy. No one.

I believe my little sister and her wife are dancing topless in the streets of Edmonton even as we speak, not a victory dance (the Liberals and NDP didn't do that well) but a fuck you wild rose your sorrow brings us joy dance.