the dog is conspiring against me

Alex and I were sitting in the office looking at our orange-ish Jersey girl friends on Facebook (we were making fun of them if you have to know). Saci the dog walks in and sits at my feet. She then shakes her ears and Alex turns to look at me conspicuously and asks…

Alex: “Did you just fart?”

me: “What?!?! No the dog just shook her ears!”

Alex: “Oh, I thought you just did a long fart…that was broken up.”

Great. I guess Saci had had enough of farts being blamed on her and decided to strike back.