Saturday, November 8, 2008

The Chi-town Trib is running a poll to see which breed Barrack should get, since he's promised his daughters they'd get a puppy if he won the presidency. First of all, how mean is that? Why should them getting a dog be contingent on his presidency? They can't do anything about it except be cute and not get drunk and act slutty like the Jenna Bush. And that's not hard since they're like 5 and 8, or something.

They say that people look like their dogs. I guess that means that Barrack's dog should have big ears and a long face with short hair... what do you think? Obama is totally a Min-Pin.

I wonder if Barrack is a dog person? I think it all boils down to when he made that promise --- was it when he knew he had the election in the bag, e.g. right after McCain stated that "the fundamentals of our economy are strong"? Or was it sometime earlier this year, like when the DVD of his crazy pastor spouting "God Damn the United States of America!" surfaced? Hmmm, I wonder...

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