Hey, you stole my line...well, here's another one:
Oooooh, I've waited ages for this. Thank the mercyful holy God and Jesus and mother Maryy for this wonderful gift that has been sent to our humble earth, a game of unearthly proportions, never to be seen again in this era. And that this manna from the heavens has rained down on us is just a true miracle, ooooo lordylordy... and now I'm going back to play Need for Speed again, and don't bother me again oid?