This Is What Instagram And Bitcoin Would Be Like In The '80s

I'm not really sure what Bitcoin is, but I'm pretty certain it's the best way to buy a Russian bride and that a Nigerian bank (probably connected to that Nigerian prince who emailed me asking for help) thinks I should be using it.

Thankfully, Squirrel Monkey has made this early '90s tutorial on the practical use of Bitcoin. All you need is $5,000 and you too can own up to three Bitcoins that are only accepted on the internet black market.

And Instagram in the 1980s? All you would have to do is pick up a form at your local gas station, fill out the form, select if you want sepia or blurry, wait several weeks and viola, fun photos to show your friends!