Are we sure he's not into frothy-frothy sex? Or dick-shit sex? After all, his last name IS a disgusting sex act, and as we all know last names are totally a choice that you're not born with, so he CHOSE to have this disgusting name... /snark

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"Sleep is for the weakCaffeine is my sacramentAre those spiders real?"

I do NOT have a dubious relationship to sleep. We had a perfectly ambicable seperation

Ask me about the knife in your back!

When I die, they should process my blood into an energy drink - it'll be called Vampiric, and one dose will cause diabetes... Also, you might see noises.

Middle Ages? That shit went down well into the sixties and seventies. My dad's a natural lefty but is now a righty because of it.

Even longer than you think, they tried to pull that shit on me into the 80's. Like, I remember in 85 being about 10 and having a teacher try to get me to switch from left to right. Her excuse was that my handwriting was terrible. My mom complained to the administration (my dad actually agreed with the teacher) and was told that she is allowed to run her class as she sees fit.

Middle Ages? That shit went down well into the sixties and seventies. My dad's a natural lefty but is now a righty because of it.

Even longer than you think, they tried to pull that shit on me into the 80's. Like, I remember in 85 being about 10 and having a teacher try to get me to switch from left to right. Her excuse was that my handwriting was terrible. My mom complained to the administration (my dad actually agreed with the teacher) and was told that she is allowed to run her class as she sees fit.

My dad was naturally left handed, but was forced to use his right hand in school and so became ambidextrous. My older brother is also left handed, though if the school tried to pull the old shit of him having to use his right hand (this was in the '80s) my dad would have pulled him out and had him home schooled, tutored, or sent to a private school so that he could use his left hand.