Black Helmet Brigade 30oz Tumbler

Black Helmet Brigade 30oz Tumbler

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

The Black Helmet Brigade "BLETI" cup as a guy at my station calls it, is now in service.

Double-wall vacuum insulation

Stainless steel

Powder coated stealth black

30 oz

Comprised entirely of melted down Spartan swords, helmets (found only at Thermopylae,) along with several rounds of solid shot from the Revolutionary War, this 30 oz mug will never give in to tyranny, oppression, overwhelming numbers, hot sun, or cold air. This toughness creates the perfect environment for your drink to stay colder or hotter for longer.

Its matte black appearance is comprised of recycled military surplus coating from the F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter, allowing this mug to have the radar signature of a shot glass.

Due to the limited availability of original Spartan armor and weaponry, this will be a limited edition mug.

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