We May Have Found The Biggest Sociopath On Tinder

As you can imagine, I have sorted through thousands upon thousands of Tinder conversations as the founder and curator of the 87-parts-and-counting “Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines” series. None of these conversations, however, have been as bizarre, creepy, and fucked-up as the one some psycho named Mitchell had with a girl named Kaitlyn.