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Many theatergoers claim that life imitates art, which can be frustrating when they pause arguments for intermissions or direct drivers to turn "stage left" at stop signs. Learn to navigate the theatrical world with today's GrouponLive deal to San Jose Stage Company. Choose between the following opti…

Though the Scottish shepherds who invented golf liked it for its challenges, Scottish sheep liked it because it gave them ample time to nap in shepherds' pickup trucks. Find your own reason to enjoy golf with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a golf package at Pruneridge Golf Club in San Fernando (u…

Like portrait painting, massage demands skillful hands, bold strokes, and a model who can sit still. Become a human canvas with today's Groupon for a Thai aroma, Thai herbal, or Thai therapeutic massage at Shivaga Thai Massage in Saratoga. Choose between the following options: For $45, you get a 60-…

A face can both hide and reveal a person's age, just as a hand can both hide and reveal a child's nose after an uncle has mysteriously removed it. Polish your bewilderment indicator with today's Groupon to iSalon in Newark. Choose between the following options: For $42, you get one European facial (…

Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don't finish a hard day's work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today's Groupon to Hillside House Cleaning. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get one two-hour cleaning session (a $1…

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…

The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Cornerstone Spinal Care in Milpitas. Choose between the following options: For $89, you get a…

Old MacDonald's nursery rhyme paints a delightful picture of farm life for children and teaches parents a textbook way to incorporate melody into itemized deductions. Experience farm fun for all ages with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a holiday family package at Lemos Farm in Half Moon Bay (a $4…

Without nails, hard-to-reach spots would forever itch and digits would be too delicate to put on finger-puppet renditions of Die Hard. Appreciate your multifunctional features with today's Groupon for nail services at Cutoure Salon & Spa. Choose between the following two options: For $15, you get a …

Like maps, tour guides possess a wealth of city-specific information, prevent tourists from getting lost, and easily fold up to fit in carry-on luggage. Unfurl guided fun with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a two-hour, narrated, GPS-guided tour for one or two from GoCar Tours (an $98 value). Rent…

Creatures must react to danger with a "fight or flight" reaction, which means either boxing their opponent or commandeering a nearby blimp. Hone your martial instinct with today's Groupon to American Kickboxing Academy, valid at both San Jose locations. Choose between the following options: For $20,…

Window treatments look better when custom-fitted, just like wedding dresses and wedding dresses made out of cotton candy. Today's Groupon lavishes lintels with made-to-order designs: for $99, you get $300 worth of custom window treatments from 3 Day Blinds. See here to find a 3 Day Blinds consultant…

Though unmentionables once referred to all manner of things––Grandpa's missing hands, Phlogiston theory, and the truth about cats and dogs—only one thing is worth not mentioning today. Don't say a word with today's romance-clad Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of designer European lingerie at Cha…

Improv comedy shows, unlike criminal-court proceedings and open-heart surgeries, encourage people in the room to shout out suggestions. Explore the extemporaneous with today's GrouponLive deal to Made Up Theatre in Fremont. Due to potentially sensitive content, you must be 16 years of age or older t…

Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Ch…

Like teenagers, cars require regular attention to prevent them from locking you out, smoking, and running off with older, more dangerous peers. Prevent automotive rebellion with today's Groupon to Precision Tune Auto Care. This Groupon is valid at 13 locations. Choose between the following options: …

Photographs preserve subjects' precious memories, abolishing the need to hastily scoop reflections out of nearby fountains. Seek permanence with today's Groupon: for $599, you get a three-hour photo-booth rental with props, costumes, wigs, and a digital file of all photos from LA Photobooth (a $1,29…

Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon to Anton Inn in Pacific Grove. Choose between the following options: For $229, you get a…

Just like flying squirrels, baseball players are adept at gliding across grassy fields, munching on seeds, and dodging bats in mid-air. Approach the finesse of furrier athletes with today's Groupon: for $10, you get 20 batting-cage tokens at San Jose Batting Cages (a $20 value). Tokens can be used a…

Like spending quality time with an adopted highway, block parties allow people to congregate in the middle of the road. Celebrate on the pavement with today's Groupon for admission to 11/11/11 NerdNewYear on Friday, November 11, from 3 p.m. to midnight at 2600 Broadway St. in Redwood City. Choose be…

Finding the perfect ice-cream flavor can be as frustrating as dating a snowman: by the time you're ready to commit, all the good ones have melted away. Find The One among 31 with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of ice-cream, cakes, and other frozen treats at Baskin Robbins in Mountain Vi…

Before bread, sandwiches were haphazardly supported by two hands high-fiving. Enjoy better-constructed eats with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a meal for two at Lee's Sandwiches (up to a $17.50 total value), valid at two San Jose locations. The meal includes the following: Two sandwiches (up to a…

Candles, unlike candlesticks, illuminate darkness and cannot be forensically linked to Colonel Mustard. Create your own guiding light with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a candle-, soap-, and lotion-making package at Wix in Los Gatos (a $50 value). The package includes a holiday gift bag and the …