Voiceover: (whispered) Exclusive.
Billy Crystal: So after Sally passes away,
Billy Crystal: it's not only about Harry
dealing with the loss,
Billy Crystal: but also about finding love again.
Rob Reiner: Yeah, you know, because people love
Rob Reiner: Harry and Sally.
Rob Reiner: They want to know what they're up to now,
Rob Reiner: even if one of them is dead.
Billy Crystal: It's everything
that the first movie was,
Billy Crystal: but now to the baby boomer crowd.
Josh Fadem: The boomer
quadrant is blowing up.
Rob Reiner: Oh, there's definitely
an audience for this.
Ali Wong: I have to say...
Adam Scott: Oh, it's genius. It's genius.
Adam Scott: Guys, this is the perfect way to do this.
Billy Crystal: I'm so glad you think so.
Adam Scott: I just have one little tweak.
Adam Scott: Not a big deal.
(bouncy piano music)
It's just like the brochure,
it's pretty great.
Billy Crystal: Yeah, yeah.
Mom wouldn't have wanted you
in that big house all alone.
She'd want you making new friends, Dad.
Billy Crystal: I know.
(music continues)
The liver and onions please.
I want my flax seed all on the side
and I just want low sodium butter.
Helen Mirren: And then for dessert I'll
have the tapioca pudding,
Helen Mirren: but I want sugar free whipped cream
Helen Mirren: but if you don't have sugar free,
Helen Mirren: then I'll just have a
scoop of cottage cheese
Helen Mirren: with seedless berries but
if you don't have seedless,
Helen Mirren: I won't have anything at all. Thank you.
Helen Mirren: What?
Helen Mirren: (mumbled) Have I got
something on my mouth?
Helen Mirren: Harry, you don't want to
be with someone like me.
Helen Mirren: I'm difficult.
Billy Crystal: Are you kidding?
I love everything about
Billy Crystal: you and trust me, when
you realize you want
Billy Crystal: to spend the rest of your life with
Billy Crystal: (stumbles over words), the
thing; I'm getting old.
Helen Mirren: Harry.
(Billy screams)
Billy Crystal: What did you do to me?
Helen Mirren: Well, you said you wanted to spend
Helen Mirren: the rest of your life with me.
Billy Crystal: Yeah, 10, 15 years
tops, but not eternity.
Female Voice: B52.
Bingo.
Helen Mirren: Oh, bollocks.
Maya Rudolph: So you dad's
got a new girlfriend, huh?
Jennifer Crystal Foley: Apparently.
Maya Rudolph: Seems nice and pale.
Jennifer Crystal Foley: He says she hates the sun.
Billy Crystal: Come on ref, open your eyes.
Suck it, old man. (laughs)
Helen Mirren: Hungry?
Helen Mirren: Oh!
Billy Crystal: What's the matter?
Helen Mirren: His balls are in the way.
Billy Crystal: Well, give them to me.
Helen Mirren: They're too big.
Billy Crystal: Pass the whole sac.
Rabbi: I will now cut the foreskin.
(baby crying)
Helen Mirren: Down.
Group: Mazel tov.
Jennifer Crystal Foley: Grandpa, take a picture.
Billy Crystal: Everybody smile now.
Billy Crystal: Oh, I'm liking that.
Helen Mirren: You don't eat
the entertainment before
Helen Mirren: they entertain. Who does that?
Billy Crystal: Spleen.
Helen Mirren: I don't feed between meals.
Billy Crystal: I'll roll down the window.
Billy Crystal: Aw, shit.
(man is whinning)
Helen Mirren: Ugh, yuck. Coumadin, dammit.
Officer: Bed bugs?
Mike Tyson: Bed bugs, my ass. We gotto kill us
Mike Tyson: some mother fucking grampires.
Mike Tyson: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Helen Mirren: (moaning in pleasure) Yes!
I'll have what she...Ahh!
Billy Crystal: Fantastic, right?
Rob Reiner: We got to give it
to you, we didn't see it.
Billy Crystal: Didn't see it.
Ali Wong: I think it--
Adam Scott: I think it was great.
Adam Scott: I think we have something
really, really special.
Adam Scott: You guys are firing on all cylinders.
Adam Scott: I feel like...I just
have one little tweak.
Adam Scott: Not a big deal.
Helen Mirren: So anyway, he was chowing down
Helen Mirren: on this forearm.
Billy Crystal: No, it wasn't a
forearm. It was his thigh.
Billy Crystal: I was chowing down on this thigh
Billy Crystal: and here comes this little girl.
Helen Mirren: Well anyway, he's always had
Helen Mirren: this huge appetite.
Billy Crystal: I have a very big appetite.
Helen Mirren: Yeah.