Don't be shy! Pick up the phone and call the good folks over at
NeatoShop a call at 877-632-8370 (or 1-661-298-1206 if you're outside
of the United States). They power the Fark Store and will be happy to help you.

Neoteny has never looked so cute! This clever T-shirt by Nathan Mazur features an axolotl, a salamander that never grows up (so the adults remain aquatic and gilled), to tell us humans never to grow up!