Aw, shit!

I was very nervous opening it, because I didn't want it to suck and/or be anthrax.. cuz I hate pretending to like something and/or dying.

But these.. these are sick, Santa. I can't wait to show them off on the Memorial Day/4th of July BBQ circuit this summer with my "Freedom isn't Free" shirt. People are going to be mad jelly!

Thank you so much :DDD You're the best!

UPDATE: Gift 2 of 2 arrived: an awesome scarf. I love it just as much as Gift 1 :} At first I wasn't sure about the colors, but after spending an evening in it while getting drunk on my couch and watching shitty reality television, I discovered this scarf and I go together like pizza and ranch.

Now I can finally be a true San Francisco hipster. Thanks so very much, Santa :D

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You ain't got shit on these, terrorists!

You ain't got shit on these, terrorists!

My attempt at the not-at-all-elusive hipster look of disapproval. Still working on it.