TRUMP LOGIC: A DONALD TRUMP BRAIN SIMULATOR
Something happens... who knows what?!
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I watched a lot of Donald Trump interviews so that you wouldn't have to.
Let's find out what Donald Trump thinks about *Insert-Issue-Of-Choice-Here*
How is this Obama's Fault?
He's Not Protecting Us From Those People •
He Just Doesn't "Get It" •
He's The Devil
Which People?
The Mexicans •
The Muslims •
The Chinese •
The Blacks •
The Lefties
Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Which part doesn't he get?
The Economy•
Foreign Policy •
Our Domestic Issues•
Basic Family Values
Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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Mr. Trump has taken some time to compose his thoughts on this. Here's what he thinks:
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