Herbert Kornfeld, My CPA Hero

I was reminded, today, of one of my all-time CPA heroes from the early Onion days, Herbert Kornfeld. Herbert was the CPA and Accounts Receivable supervisor at Midstate Office Supply, and The Onion ran him from about 1999 – 2007. He was a really dorky white CPA who spoke ebonics. A sampling:

“I gots skillz, muthafuckas. Shit be COLLATED. Copier out of toner? I be all over that shit, ‘cuz only I can replace tha Hewlett-Packard toner cartridge without gettin’ all that inky powder shit all over tha insides. “