Army of Darkness: Necronomicon Softcover Journal

Always Judge a Book by Its Cover

The Necronomicon might be a classic book but we have a few critical points to raise before we can recommend reading it. First of all, there's all that stuffy Latin phrasing that it's written in. Some people refer to the book as a grimoire, more like grim-bore! How are we supposed to be entertained by all the sordid details that lie within when they're written in a language that might as well be dead already. Speaking of the dead, there's a chance you might release evil from the binds of hell when you're simply trying to impress a poetry major in the humble confines of your trailer home. Not cool, not cool at all!

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If you desire to own a book with a tortured-looking human face on the front without harboring the secrets to opening the gates of hell then this notebook is perfect for you. While this book looks like it came straight from the cabin from Evil Dead, it's binding has two hundred pages that are made of lined paper rather than human skin. Write your thoughts, disturbed or otherwise, over the prints on the bottom of each page. And when your introspective train of thought is finished, save your place with the attached bookmark. There's nothing like a ribbon marker to give your notebook that unmistakable haunted feel.

It's Necronomi-can, Not Necronomi-can't

Okay, okay. We know it's spelled Necronomicon but we want you to be inspired when you're using this fine faux leather journal. Write the script to the next cult-classic horror movie. Develop some spells in Pig-latin. Hey, you could even take notes in class if you're feeling so inspired. You don't even need to memorize any complicated words to handle this book of the dead safely, all you need is a good pen and a couple ideas. Don't doubt yourself. We know you Necronomi-can!