A SALTY, PULPY MESS. LIKE DUMPSTER FLUID. LIKE TIM CURRY SWEATING ON YOU. LIKE KEVIN BACON MASTURBATING. LIKE THE YEAST INFECTION FESTERING IN YOUR THROAT FROM SOME BROAD YOU DRUNKENLY ATE OUT AT A CRUST PUNK SHOW.

Launch Your Buzz

dockyard is a BuzzFeed user and their posts have not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!