What are your most embarassing masturbation stories?

she asked me what the hell was i'm doing i said aaahhhh nothing lol i was looking at my uncles porn tape i got so in it i didn't hear the door open i was going to town boy lol i felt so stupid with my dick hard as hell in my hand and my mother and her female friend standing there looking at me haha shit funny now wasn't funny then lol i could say shit lol

Lord help me I NEVER catch my son's doing ANYTHING like this. Might save me the trouble if I give them a DVD player in their room so if htey HAPPEN to get a porn on dvd they can do it in their bedroom LMAO.