The cover of Happy Living looks relatively harmless, masking the hidden horrors that lurk within!

The caption for this image is "This photograph shows you how tempting these Hot Corned Beef Tempters really are." We're tempted to stab ourselves in the eye with the miniature pirate swords than eat these!

The book calls this meal 'Creamed Eggs in a Corned Beef Crust' We call it 'Vomit with Egg'

The 'Seafood Loaf' contains tuna, macaroni and possibly salmonella

Seriously what is this? It's just brussel sprouts in some type of weird rice bowl

Again with the rice bowl, this time filled with 'delicious' lamb kidneys! And are they suggesting to wash it all down with some chocolate milk out of a goblet?

And for dessert there's this bad boy called 'The Apple Beef Meat Ring' We have no words