OBAMA TO MAKE SPEECH FROM ATOP LINCOLN’S HEAD ON MOUNT RUSHMORE

Okay, not really – but you get the picture. The hell of it is, I bet some of you actually read the headline and thought, “Damn, will this guy stop at nothing?” The short answer is, “No, apparently not.” Last year, we had the “I Killed Osama Bin Laden Victory Tour.” This week so far, we have the “First Annual I Killed Bin Laden Gloatathon.”

Now comes word that the Campaigner-in-Chief is poised to address the nation – on the first anniversary of the death of bin Laden – from Afghanistan. Yes, America, our incredible embarrassment of a president has apparently just arrived in Kabul on a super-secret mission: Another shameless spiking of the football.

Dude makes Donald Trump look insecure.

Think about the size of this man’s cojones: who else does these things – time after time? (Loons – spare me the aircraft carrier comparison; we’re talking about one event – at which the Navy hung the “Mission Accomplished” banner by the way – as a surprise for President Bush.) The Rat’s a pretty confident guy, but honestly – he couldn’t sack up enough to compete with this shameless exploiter. And he’s the President of the United States.

The speech will be broadcast at 7:30 p.m. ET. Grab some popcorn and watch the show; I’m sure it will be entertaining.

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What’s next, an address from the bottom of the sea – James Cameron-style – right next to Osama’s body?