I highly recommend takig the tour busses to figure out NYC, it made taking the subway much easier since I then knew the difference between Up, Mid and Dowtown and where the streets and avenues are accordingly.

Fight the urge to investigate anything; listen to every crazy theory by anybody people usually ignore like the hobo, the kid, senile old man/woman, mad/emotionaly unavailable scientist; don’t eat yak (that’s good advise anytime); and remember that break dancing solves 83% of all problems in NYC. Also avoid dark alleys and J-Lo… cause well you never know

CHUD — Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. Way to end up in their town, dude. Hope you brought BBQ sauce to slather up in before they commence to chowing down on you. And yes, the antennae on the skull is such a level of awesome, it’s indescribable!