I paid $6,000 for my wedding photos and got back a USB key filled with almost 1,000 digital images. Another $2,000 was forked over to our videographer to create a 15-minute highlights reel, which I uploaded to YouTube to share with friends and family.

There are two generally accepted truths when it comes to yogurt: first, it is the subject of some of the worst advertisements on television and, second, most of us associate it only with breakfast, if not occasionally as a snack.

Prioritizing sex is the number one advice I give to expecting mothers. Because it's the thing that reboots the computer and reminds you that this person is your soulmate and not someone the government assigned you to survive an experiment in sleep-deprivation.

Food

There are two generally accepted truths when it comes to yogurt: first, it is the subject of some of the worst advertisements on television and, second, most of us associate it only with breakfast, if not occasionally as a snack.

Parenting

I was in a hot, sweaty parking lot outside of a home improvement store, somewhere in suburbia. Four boys under 6 were wildly running through the parking lot. My friend was desperately trying to corral them while I was cursing under my breath in the car.

Relationships

I paid $6,000 for my wedding photos and got back a USB key filled with almost 1,000 digital images. Another $2,000 was forked over to our videographer to create a 15-minute highlights reel, which I uploaded to YouTube to share with friends and family.