Crispy NJ Mom Gets Crazy, Claims She’s the Victim of a Witch Hunt

Seriously, this story has legs- really gross, laquer-stained legs. Yesterday, TMZ ambushedinterviewed Patricia Krentcil, and she revealed that the heinous allegations made against her are the result of a vast conspiracy. (Watch the video.)

“Yes. Yes. There’s somebody out there on my whole life that doesn’t like me because they’re jealous, they’re fat and they’re ugly.” Krentcil, now free on a $2,500 cash bond, continues to deny that she took her daughter tanning, but no one seems to believe her, perhaps because she appears to have enough crazy for an entire county and her ridiculous tan comically undermines each and every denial she makes.

Since New Jersey law bars children under 14 from tanning salons, Krentcil has been charged with second-degree child endangerment. But according to employees at the City Tropics Salon in Nutley, New Jersey, Krentcil’s daughter remained outside of their salon on the day in question.

Ok, let’s be realistic here; that lady probably put the entire City Tropics staff through college, so it’s more than possible that they’re just protecting future profit margins.