If you are easily offended, take things too personally, or have 0 sense of humor, please turn back and read no further. I welcome the rest of you, but I still need to put up a disclaimer that this stuff is not to be taken seriously.

Also, the word ďbastardĒ has been cleared by Pandora. Thanks, Pan. However, if it offends anyone, let me know and I'll go star it out. Another thing to note is that a lot of material is not original, so donít get on my case about stealing ideas or ďfavoringĒ certain signs.

Now, I think the title of this thread is rather self-explanatory, but just to be extra clear, yes, guys, we are poking fun at your imperfections and blowing your faults out of proportion. And just as an added bonus, after analyzing your star signs, the ladies of HC will all take a compatibility test to see how well they would get along with each of you.

Letís first meet the ladies, shall we?
First, we have the pale but adorable champion ice cream eater, the female GG, Gandalfs_Girl!

Next, our hot and mysterious sex ed teacher, Kookastar!

Our lovely golden oldie grandmama (), Lady Milena!

Our charming and feisty Spam Princess, LadyGuenivere!

The dashing friend of the Spam Princess and proud owner of the Mini-Zen Garden of Doom, LadyMeryl!

(To the unlisted ones, please check your HCM, if you havenít already. I'll add you in as you shuffle in.)

Say hi, girls.

When I come back, Iíll bring on our first victims, the Aries Bastards. Iíve managed to find two of them, and theyíve both consented to a little bashing. You both receive a biiiiig virtual hug. As for the rest of the signs, Iíve got my sight set on some of you already, and Iím going to come after you whether you like it or not. *cough*Russ*cough*Legend*cough*TnT*cough* Some others should also expect HCMs from me when time nears your sign. However, I am currently in need of the following: Taurus (maybe), Leo, Scorpio (maybe), Sagittarius, and Capicorn. If youíre feeling brave bored, please volunteer yourself!

woop im first =) lol
well as yu can see ima champion ice cream eater, yes i love it more than yu =P
im apprently adorable i dont think so.
i love playin sports, writin poetry nd lyrics and im quite shy til i get to kno yu then i can tlk to yu forever, i even talk acu to sleep
i hav a cat, sumtyms visit g*yspy and love punk rock/ska music =)
oh and ima capricorn
bring on the signs!
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Ladies, ladies, calm down. We men are not bastards. We ain't, I can assure you of that. It's just that sometimes we like to... aaaaa... errrr... *cough*cough*... aaaa.... play games, yeah, thath's it, play games, you know.

In fact we men are very sensitive. Yes we are. Who else would listen to all your problems all day but us?(we really don't have a choice but that's unimportant) Who else would carry all your bags when you go shopping?(and we hate like shopping as much as you do) On who's shoulder would you cry when watching romantic movies?(we hate like this also)

Awee...blush*blush*. I wouldn't know about cute and sexy, but I am a Gunblade owner.
I am inspired artist from the northern winters of Sweden. I enjoy a healthy dose of music each day, including old school punk, symphonic metal, alternative, classic rock, and every thing inbetween. ('cept country of course).
I write, I draw, I debate, and I drive very fast while blasting techno for the world to hear.
Oh.
And I pretty much despise the race of men.

Except for Aculias of course.

I'm a proud gemini!
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The Darker the Sky--
The Brighter the Stars-

I am just delighted of the fact that some people (thank you Iris ) still consider me a man

As a virgo I care very much about my looks and about what other people think of how I act and look physicaly, I always keep myself in top shape and taking good expensive care of my face and hair and I'm proud of it!
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