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A local hive of benign giant, intelligent bees, which is in a lucrative trading relationship with the local humanoid village, is set upon by an army of crocodilian enemies - and needs the help of the party!

Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)

Hmm, maybe I should have actually read the thread before manually removing the numbers from all 1800 entries and putting them in a giant spreadsheet to roll.

Alright, on to the monsters.

Some of the best I rolled on v4.00:
Obliviously Rocket-Propelled Internet Meme.
Otiluke's Irresistible Trenchcoat-clad Dwarf.
Reincarnated Alkaline Chainsaw
Misgendered Pyrokinetic Sentient Sword. Not particularly funny, but it gave me an awesome idea for an intelligent weapon.

Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)

Hmm, maybe I should have actually read the thread before manually removing the numbers from all 1800 entries and putting them in a giant spreadsheet to roll.

Alright, on to the monsters.

Some of the best I rolled on v4.00:
Obliviously Rocket-Propelled Internet Meme.
Otiluke's Irresistible Trenchcoat-clad Dwarf.
Reincarnated Alkaline Chainsaw
Misgendered Pyrokinetic Sentient Sword. Not particularly funny, but it gave me an awesome idea for an intelligent weapon.

Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)

Holy stripes, Batman, It's a...

Really, Really, REALLY Tri-Polar Zomb-Bee!

Really, Really, REALLY Tri-Polar Zomb-Bees: Smallish undead insects that are Bipolar with an added Positive Polarity, making it magnetic also. As a result, it strips your fighter of all his weapons and armor halfway through the fight. He also manages to take that metal eye you gave to the wizard because the cleric was on vacation.

I'm gone for a couple of years!
I'm off doing service in developing countries in South America
(Very little chance of internet access) - I'll try to come back afterwards

Look. TSED. I know you think this is a good thing. But it's not. It has unleashed horrors into my mind I have not yet considered as possible. Please, please, reconsider. This is an abomination, and must be purged from the earth lest the dark realms of unreality swallow the entire cosmos.

For real.

Last edited by TVTMaster; 2009-12-21 at 11:04 AM.

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