Do you guys remember (former) Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton? More to the point: we are kind of shocked if you can name a single Pussycat Doll besides Nicole Sher-zig-no-way-are-we-Googling-the-spelling-of-this.

In any event, Thornton totally recognizes her obscurity and that’s why she showed up the Elle Women In Music event in Hollywood last night dressed like…

…Wait.

Make sure no one’s looking over your shoulder.

…Seriously.

This is kind of NSFW.

…Get ready.

Okay…

Those snakeskin peeptoe pumps are really loud and tacky, right? …Ha, kidding. She has her tits out!