sporadic Nintendo griping

“We don’t like no renegers ’round here!”

I was in the process of posting on Infendo and stopped halfway when i realized it wouldn’t fly and could get me suspened again, or worse. But i thought i’d share it with you so it wouldn’t go to waste. Here’s what was the first draft of the post, entitled “The day after“.

I hate waking up on the next day. For an instant, your brain’s wondering where you are as you inspect your surroundings, then the realization sets in. You look over to your side and she’s half-covered, drooling on her satin pillowcase. The phone rings, the machine picks up and it’s some guy named Greg who’s heading over there now. You don’t even have time to rinse your mouth out before you get semi dressed – shirt backwards – head downstairs and look for the nearest train, all while searching for a clock to give you some orientation.

…Whoa, i got carried away. This is about the Wii Opera browser, not me.

Close one. What do you think, could it have flown? I don’t usually reneg on a post, but this was the clean version and history says it still woulda been too much.

I would LOVE to see the “Director’s Cut” of your post here in Intendo, but, yes, it would have seemed completely out of place over at Infendo… as in “WTF is Rollin talking about now!?!?” kind of out-of-place!