Archive for the Pussy Category

If you were Janice Dickinson or somehow accidentally went home with Janice Dickinson, you’d probably want her covering up her pussy lip as much as possible. Partially because of the smell of rotting semen that she’s got lodged up there from a life of access and comdomless sex with strange men…since her lifestle made pregnancy impossible, but internal cumshots from strangers very possible, but also because the dying animal she calls her baby maker is hanging, floppy, and has little life left in it…shit is on it’s last legs…if pussy lips had legs…at least that’s what I can assume based on the rest of her body in this one-piece designed to cover up the rest of her body…Disgusting to some but heaven to me…cuz any pussy is better than the pussy I’m forced to run away from at least 3 times a week.

I don’t watch Entourage…not because it’s a bad show, but because I don’t really give a fuck and I am not about to start watching it now….but I do like the kind of ping pong coaches they have on set….Sure, I don’t know who this bitch is, or whether she’s actually a ping pong coach and it is possible that she’s an actor, or that she’s dating one of the cast members, or maybe that she’s a trainer or some kind of other kind of hired pussy, I just know I like her fashion sense, because at this level of clothing, thre’s almost no need to wear any clothes and I am not just saying that because I believe all girls should walk around naked, because I do believe that, but also because with a body like this, I’m interested in knowing what her tits and pussy look like, since thats the only thing I can’t quite fully make out in this skimpy tight athletic outfit…

Mickey Rourke is filming in Montreal and I assume that means his young tanned groupie pussy is here with him, because part of being celebrity pussy is following the celebrity wherever the fuck they go. He’s here until May and that gives me enough time to get the word out to his people that I want to be in the room one day to film them fucking for this site. I’m not how far this pitch will go, or if I’ll get him on board, but there’s always hope that he’s staying somewhere that doesn’t have curtains so that I don’t actually need his involvement to get what I want, which is seeing this tanned twat’s twat showing me all the moves that tricks older rich men into giving her the good life….

Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

I have a friend who used to fuck armpits, he was obsessed with pit fucking, it was more than just his fetish, the motherfucker just would never shut up about the shit, it would get really annoying, it’s like he loved the smell of the armpit, the stubble, and if he found a girl built like this, with a pussy in her armpit, we probably wouldn’t have made fun of him and call him weird as much as we did, in fact he probably would still be alive today, cuz he would have never killed himself for thinking he was so weird for only being able to get off to armpit.

Whenever I see Seth Green with his Fiance, I laugh at the fact that this red haired troll of a human can get fucking pussy. Partially because it was not that long ago that when people had little midget red-headed babies, they assumed they were sent from fucking the devil so they would leave them in the woods to fend for themselves, I saw Willow, I know how shit went down….but also because I know she’s not with him cuz she’s turned on by him or because she’s a Buffy or Austin Powers even because he’s so funny or cool, cuz she could just be friends with him if that was the case, and I’m sure he’s desperate for friends, thanks to being really fucking annoying…she’s with him cuz she has convinced herself that it will bring her the good life, give her exposure and it’s amazing that you can’t get laid, but this fucker can. Good times…

There’s some fashion magazine called Love that managed to get a bunch of models totally naked for some shoot by telling them it was for fashion, art and not pornographic and one of those models happened to be Kate Moss. Not that Kate Moss ever really had an issue getting naked before.

I am only posting these pictures of her pussy, because shit is like a national hero that should be bronzed at put in a public square, because it has had so much dirty, addict dick in it, but still managed to come out alive and the visible damage you can see, may not even be damage at all, cuz most girls have pussies that look like they are winking or stickin’ their tongue out at you…when Kate Moss should have a pussy that looks like it is throwing up on you.

Seriously, I was expecting this shit to look more like a crime scene…and yes I am a few days late on this, deal with it…

To see the rest of the models naked follow this link, cuz when Huffington Post posts shit it’s considered news and they still land million dollar ad deals but when I do it, I get called porn GO

I am a pervert who is really bad at seducing girls on the internet. I get bored, abrasive and end up making fun of a bitch before seducing her into getting naked on webcam for me, but that doesn’t change the fact that seeing pussy of girls who would never consider fucking me is a total turn on for me because at least I know what I am missing out on and can imagine it going down better with actual images of it…but since the girls never deliver what I need, I’m forced to zoom in on their bikini pictures on facebook or if I’m lucky picutres of them in pussy huggin’ pants and here’s Ashley Green, another girl who will never fuck me or humor me with pussy pictures inadvertantly giving me all I really need as the moment her pussy took a bite out of her pants got captured for eternity….

I love jerking off to big vagina mounds on dead president’s daughters in bathing suits. It’s a niche fetish that is pretty fucking rare but every once in a while the worlds align themselves and give me the fucking gold. Today is one of those days.

Lara Bingle is an Australian model and she likes to let her dog sniff her pussy. Maybe she’s on her period, something I always ask random women when my dog tries to get up in them, or maybe bitch trained the motherfucker to eat her out like this bitch I used to date who decided to show me how fast her dog makes her cum after I came all over her pussy, so she let the fucker lick it off, and I was left feeling very fucking disturbed, but I guess that’s the good thing about having dogs, they can’t tell on you.

Wanna know how to keep young groupie pussy happy enough to not go to the police claiming motherfucker raped her, or to the media claiming he likes getting fucked up the ass with a strap on, or watching gay porn or that he gave her herpes other shit he doesn’t want to get out, or maybe he is trying to keep her happy to ease her young inexperienced ass into doing those crazy things Carmen Electra taught him….You take the shopping at Luis Vuitton and give money to some homeless dude in a wheel chair…nothing makes a bitch hornier….

I guess the whole bitch getting beat by her man because her cunt ass deserved it is drying up for this bottom feeding immigrant cunt because she’s decided to start slutting herself a lot more than she ever has. I guess the whole lady Gaga retardedness intimidates Rihanna and now she’s gotta step the fuck up. So she’s been showing her nipples every chance she gets, and the only reason I’m complaining is because she’s fat and used up now and the days of seeing her as the manifestation of your Caribbean vacation chambermaid fetish without having to fly all the way to the Caribbean and without the whole fucking and gettin the Caribbean AIDS…

Either way, she tried to sex it up for GQ and it’s pretty fucking boring, but at least she’s covering her pussy, I hear the photographer put her in this stance cuz he couldn’t take the Roti stench…..

Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older. Either they’ll be trashier, sluttier and more disgusting than her in a following their mother’s lead, or they’ll end up lesbians, or they’ll be the total opposite of their whore mother and won’t let a motherfucker inside them until they are 45 years old, the kind of girl who wears pants and a sweater to the beach, fat and useless from emotional eating like some kind of rape victim, because here is their mother with yet another man she got from the long-haired immigrant trying to get ahead escort agency and I guess we can only hope she doesn’t film another sex tape with this guy like she did with the last guy because as amazing as it was to see her hanging on as hard as she could, her pussy was pretty fucking disgusting and took away from the excitement of the bottom feeding….

It looks like Samantha Ronson grew out her beard, put on her trademark hat and made an official public appearance with her new pussy now that Lohan and her are rumored to not be together anymore. I think it’s nice to see her coming out of her shell by not hiding her hormone therapy and really coming to terms with her and her ambiguous sexuality because in her case it really is a genetic thing because she is a twin and if you’ve seen pictures of her mother you’d be surprised her uterus was sober enough to get the right amount nutrients and growth hormones to not give birth to a pile of muddy flesh.

It is funny how when you’re a teenage hearthrob 20 years ago, you still manage to land decent lookin, much younger than you pussy today. It’s like even when you fade into obscurity, you can just walk or head out to clubs with your IMDB page printed up, so that when girls approach you to ask why you are growing your hair out like Michael Jackson, and wearing weird military style shirts like Michael Jackson and you respond with stories of unrequited love and exploring each other’s bodies back when you were a teenager and he wasn’t dead, you have back-up evidence that you are in fact who you say you are and your story is truth, and everyone knows that a man with an IMDB page, no matter how out of work he is, is a man who can get laid because girls are whores who flock to people they have seen on TV, or movies, because society thinks that shit is power and a lot more interesting than dating an insurance salesman or some shit…..