The following is a script of the mission [[Bull in a China Shop]] in Grand Theft Auto IV.
==Script==
'''Mel''': Ah, fuck you! You're a bunch of pussies and fags.
'''Mickey''': Nice.
'''Mel''': I'm going back to the meetings.
'''Mickey''': Good.
'''Mel''': I'm going to be somebody!
'''Mickey''': Yeah, yeah. See you later, Mel.
'''Mel''': You always were an asshole, Mickey...
'''Mickey''': Hey! What where you're going.
(''Mel stumbles into Niko and Niko pushes him down'')
'''Niko''': Hey!
'''Mickey''': I tried to tell ya.
'''Mel''': Fuck you...
'''Niko''': Excuse me.
(''Niko walks to Vlad who is with Ivan'')
'''Vlad''': So, Ivan - I see you later, okay? Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin... what's your name again?
'''Niko''': Big mouth prick.
'''Vlad''': Very catchy, sit down. Cousin... Niko... that's it, Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy.
'''Niko''': I try.
'''Vlad''': Yes... and this once, I let you take the shit out of me.
'''Niko''': Take the shit?
'''Vlad''': Yes, mickey about.
'''Niko''': I don't understand.
'''Vlad''': People who fuck with me get fucked with!
'''Niko''': Okay, fine. Calm down.
'''Vlad''': Whatever, some old man not paid me in months, and I'm not kind of person who is treated this way. Old bastard owns a china shop on Camden Avenue in Dukes. Here you go... Don't hurt him. Just teach him a lesson.
'''Niko''': I don't need a bat to teach a lesson.
==Dialogue==
(''Niko goes to the store'')
'''Niko''': Hey, let me in. You owe Vlad protection money, old man.
'''Shop owner''': Big Vlad and his protection money. I so scared. What I need protection from?
'''Niko''': You think this door is going to save your shop? There's shit I can break out here.
'''Shop owner''': Vlad should pay me to tell punks like you to go away. He get no money.
(''Niko smashes the window'')
'''Shop owner''': Stop it, shit brain. I pay up now, I pay up.
'''Shop owner''': Shit. Here. I thought Vlad and I had understanding?
'''Niko''': Only thing I understood was you owed him money.
or:
'''Shop owner''': Here's your money. I hope you and Vlad choke on it.
'''Niko''': Sure, whatever.
or:
''(Niko smashes the window before talking to the shop owner'':
'''Shop owner''': What fuck you doing? You pay for that, crazy man.
'''Niko''': You should have paid Vlad his protection money.
'''Shop owner''': Point proven. I get it.
(''Niko takes the money back to Vlad'')
'''Vlad''': Hey yokel, you manage to do the job? Get Vlad his money
'''Niko''': He paid up. I had to smash the shop up pretty good, but he paid.
'''Vlad''': Don't worry our little peasant head about it. Stupid jerk made a mistake of telling me how much he gets that shit for back east. He's the biggest crook in the neighborhood. Lucky I don't tell his customers what they're paying for.
'''Niko''': That it? Can I go now?
'''Vlad''': Sure, get out of my face.
==Post mission text message==
Yokel, come see me for more work. - Vlad
==Failing the mission==
===Shop owner is killed===
'''Niko''': Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead.
'''Vlad''': Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now you cousin's going to have to owe me for this as well.