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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
Hollywood First.
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October 17, 2008
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Before you complain about us pinko
comedy writers, please note that we
will be doing the Dems next week.
The Top 8 Ways Movies Would Differ Under a
McCain/Palin Administration
8. Grumpiest Old Men, Fargo 2 and 3, Mighty Ducks 7, 8, 9.
7. Every movie would be rated "G" but would still contain unwed
teen pregnancy.
6. MGM's new logo? A pitbull with lipstick.
5. Films are again referred to as "talkies".
4. Hollywood's secret right-wing agenda to make movies where
cops capture crooks can finally be revealed.
3. A hunter in a helicopter kills Bambi in the first three
minutes of the movie.
2. Regardless of the storyline, the hero would always be an
ex-POW.
and the Number 1 Way Movies Would Differ
Under a McCain/Palin Administration...
1. Tina Fey's lifeless body found floating in the Hollywood
Reservoir.
[ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ]
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