Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?A. She was already across the street.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why did the fox cross the road? A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road? A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the robot cross the road? A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?A. The chicken was sick.

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?A. I'll tell you later.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knockWho's there?
BachBach who?Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?I don't knowTo get to your house.--- Knock, knockWho's there?
The chicken!

Jokes

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.
The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."