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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
Brings *YOU* 10 Brand New Text Files for 05/05/05!
(Issues 141-149 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
AND Volume 2/Issue 1 of _Retail Retards_)
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
Sexy Text for YOU!
New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
http://www.GREENY.org/media/text/new.html
Brought to you by the fine folks at GwD Publications!
* gwd141.txt - "Hawaiian Punch" by Frank Ferra, P.I.
Frank Ferra gave us this essay on the human condition. That's
a lot of punch, man.
* gwd142.txt - "Patriarchalism, Progeny and Pain: Adrienne Rich and the
Prison of Marriage" by fastjack
Feminist poetry, T.S. Eliot, and YOU.
* gwd143.txt - "Pillows" by Bob the Master of the World
Bob tMotW regales us with a tale of a fattish ass.
* gwd144.txt - "On Social Stigmata: Jesus, Magic, and Ciacco the Hog"
by Dr. Dr. Otis, M.D.
As promised in Issue #124, we bring you Otis's treatise on a
growing problem: Social Stigmata. Symptoms include bleeding
from the hands and feet in social situations. (Why has it
taken us three years to publish this? Well, Otis originally
wrote this article for a conference THAT SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS.
This was in late 2002. It was actually a paper that Otis hoped
to publish that was based on his abortive doctoral dissertation
in Divinities at the University of Pennsylvania. However, his
dissertation was not accepted by his committee and he is now
persona non grata in that department due to the "incident" that
occurred after this rejection. Once Otis regained his senses
and finished medical school, he submitted this work for
publication in _GwD_. This was early 2003. You can blame the
strenuous peer review process we have in place for scholarly
works such as this for the remaining two years of "delay.")
* gwd145.txt - "Dispatches from the Plains VII" by fastjack
We hate to break it to you, but you are not a "spiritual
person." Buying books about angels from the bargain bin
doesn't make you spiritual. Chach.
* gwd146.txt - "EPISODE III: RETURN OF THE GwD STAR WARS SPECIAL"
The real Episode III is coming out in just a few weeks, so it's
time to jump back on the bandwagon. Great stuff for all you
Star Wars geeks out there. Seriously, who else would read a
crappy e-zine like GwD? Star Wars = the shiz. That being said,
enjoy this cynical look at Star Wars.
* gwd147.txt - "Ass Hairs" by Lobo Licious
Ass hairs and public toilets. Fun! I wish I'd had my camera,
though. Alas.
* gwd148.txt - "Slopetopia" by Bob the Master of the World
Bob tMotW had a dream. Disturbing and gritty.
* gwd149.txt - "uh-rith-muh-tick" by Aardv@rk
Aardv@rk and his condescension return. Ever wondered how to
add, subtract, multiply, or divide? You know you have. He's
here to teach you all you ever needed/wanted to know about math
but were afraid to ask (well, not quite...fractions/decimals
are handy, as is algebra, really...fine, think of this as a
pamphlet for a really low-level math course).
(so, like, all authors are solely responsible for the content of their issues)
AND... SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT is at it again!
A new release of _Retail Retards_ (aka _'TARDZ_)
http://www.scumdogentertainment.com/tardz/
http://www.GREENY.org/media/tardz/
rr0201.txt - Vol. 2, Issue 1 - "Dispatches from the Plains VI" by fj
_'TARDZ_ is finally back! Sure, it's been three years since the
last release, but that doesn't matter. The dumbasses are still
out there, and they're still invading our stores.
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