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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Parking Meter Rebellion Has Mayor Daley On the Ropes!

Chicago, IL—Chicago patriots have been destroying meters, boycotting parking on city streets and the private company can’t deal with their nightmare. Mayor Richard M. Daley is on the ropes for this terrible corrupt parking disaster.

Now is no time to soften up! As long as there are still working meters the extortion against residents and visitors of Chicago will be standard operating procedure.

Making war on the meters will cause the contractor to fail and void the contract. I hope this is only the beginning of taxpayers saying no to government. A good hammer, lots of Crazy Glue, slugs and eye protection are the weapons of this war. Cordless drills, saws and heavy trucks work really well to strike at this enemy.

Remember Chicago, don’t snitch on meter vandals. If you ever get jury duty for a meter vandal the verdict is always NOT GUILTY! Keep up the good work!

Here is an instructinstructional video on how to fix Chicago's parking meters.

Get a pipe cutter and change your first name to Luke. If convicted (if the prosecution can find the jury!) you'll have a cool nickname while in the slammer. Just make sure you're really into working out and stick with your race.

Just today I saw a new pole sans meter after the original was uprooted. I noticed the cement was loose, suggesting that shaking the meter once installed can re-uproot it!