What happens when you start asking your dogs questions about all their favorite things in life? They develop a major case of satellite head as they try to understand why their walks and cookies aren't materializing instantly.

As if cats did not already have plenty of ways to manipulate our minds, they have now—as this master practitioner demonstrates—obtained the technology to begin walking us on leashes. It's only a matter of time before we have an army of cat police roaming the streets and controlling our every move.

This ought to set your heart into overdrive: Hope Trott, a 3-year-old from Maine, woke up in the middle of the night on Wednesday and left her house all by herself. She then proceeded to walk a mile in fresh snow to a grocery store, because apparently she thought her mother was inside buying a pizza. It's not clear…