Yer awl bein mean, loike, t'Debbie. So she did Dallas. So she did thee football teame. So she destroyed one hinnocent loife arfter annuver. Bain't she a pyrate wench? Don't she yearn, an ache, an shoppe? Don't she deserve luv ... an joolery?

Woodint she mayke a luvverly Miss September?

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.~Charles "Darwin" Dickens