Megaman: *returns to arena* By all means Mr. Hunter. BTW we never really finished our last battle. *put hand on zanpakuto*
Megaman: Bomb, I gather you weren't here during our previous contests. you got two options; either raid The Weapons Depot and arm yourself or run for your life.

Nerd: -_-.. *runs to weapon depot* Oooo, I'll take the gatling gun, and the magical anime Spiky hair wig that gives me ultra powers t osave the world even though I'm normally just A regular person, Bring it bitches

(... SLAMS through the wall, leaving a smoldering pile of debris lying before a gaping hole...)

*WHA-BAM*

*rmblcrklrclctnkl*

CHUCK: Uhhh... is anyone -

(...and explodes.)

*KR-KOWWWWWWWWWWW*

CHUCK:... hurt?

(A scrawny figure limps from the hole through the billowing smoke)

CHAD: What the heck is that?

BOB: I think it's some kinda asthma-hound chihuahua or somethin'...

CHAD: Nah, it's too ugly...

CHUCK: Hey, look! He's got something...

CHUCK: Well, little unorthodox method, but, it looks like we have EmilLang's votes. We'll just add these to the tally (and notify the ASPCA), and get back to you with the results.

CHAD: We're gonna take a quick commercial break. Stay Tuned!

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