I'm picturing the detective assigned to the case. He probably has lots of other cases he's working on but every 15 minutes he gets a popup on his computer screen saying "It's time to update the McAfee case again."

Stone Meadow:[threadjack]Is there such a thing as an anonymous cell phone? IOW, one that isn't tied to a credit card or something else that identifies you? This is for a BiL who's semi homeless and doesn't have any credit, but who will carry a phone if my wife (his sister) buys it for him. He doesn't want a regular cheap cell phone tho because "they" will be tracking him and trying to sell him shiat, etc.. TIA[/threadjack]

scopecreep:I have a question: could anyone who replies with helpful information in that forum post be charged with accessory after the fact to murder? I mean we know that's his normal forum handle and that he's under investigation for murder.

No, absolutely not. I am an American lawyer who specializes in Belize criminal law, and I can categorically state that you can say absolutely anything at all on the internet, without any fear of repercussions or criminal penalties of any kind, no matter how egregiously immoral the advice you give might be.

And you know that what I'm saying must be true, because you can go to jail for lying or providing false information on the internet.

charttn:thisisarepeat: Why pay for lye? Just take ashes from your charcoal grill or fire place (wood ash) and put it in your drip style coffee maker where the grounds go. Don't drink what comes out, cuz its lye.

scopecreep:I have a question: could anyone who replies with helpful information in that forum post be charged with accessory after the fact to murder? I mean we know that's his normal forum handle and that he's under investigation for murder.

The Larch: ..a spa where trained therapists holistically rebalance the natural symbiotic flora in a client's body, to restore physical, mental, and spiritual well being. Basically, you know, a massage parlor that sells criminally expensive yogurt enemas to idiots like Gwyneth Paltrow. All of the girls who work there would be young and good looking, and have tasteful tattoos and unusual hair color, and would be trained to use a lot of fancy pseudo-science new-agey crap words shamelessly stolen from the real biology research that has been in the popular press recently.

thisisarepeat:Why pay for lye? Just take ashes from your charcoal grill or fire place (wood ash) and put it in your drip style coffee maker where the grounds go. Don't drink what comes out, cuz its lye.

Uh, ya, that's a reasonable way to obtain enough lye to dissolve a corpse. The damn thing would be rotted before you were halfway through.

I was very disappointed to learn that "Quorum Sensing" was McCafee's name for some new-age stoner pseudo-science crap, and not some nifty new computer technology he was working on.

And before anyone jumps on me, I am aware that quorum sensing is a name for a real thing, that describes a real phenomenon, observed by real biologists, in real laboratories.

Anyhow, all this talk eminds me of an investment opportunity that I'd like to offer to farkers with a lot of money and not a lot of brains. I'd like to find people who want to invest in a spa where trained therapists holistically rebalance the natural symbiotic flora in a client's body, to restore physical, mental, and spiritual well being. Basically, you know, a massage parlor that sells criminally expensive yogurt enemas to idiots like Gwyneth Paltrow. All of the girls who work there would be young and good looking, and have tasteful tattoos and unusual hair color, and would be trained to use a lot of fancy pseudo-science new-agey crap words shamelessly stolen from the real biology research that has been in the popular press recently. I figure I could make a killing with this. Specifically, you know, I think I could make a lot of money by fleecing the investors out of their money. I'm sure as hell not going to actually open any massage parlors that spoons yogurt into Gwyneth Paltrow's butt. Or maybe I will... that actually kind of sounds like a good idea on some levels. Anyhow, if you're rich and stupid, send me money and find out what I do with it.