Britney Spears brand furniture: Coming Soon!

Britney Spears’ father Jamie is trying to stop the cash hemorrhaging from his daughter’s estate. He’s reportedly trying to land her a full-time sitcom gig and is brokering a deal for Britney to start her own line of furniture, according to Page Six:

Spies say Spears pere is in talks with Danish celebrity broker Claus Hjelmbak to “bring Danish accent pieces to the United States . . . Britney will be the face of the brand.” The insider tells us that Hjelmbak and Jamie Spears have been working out the deal for more than two months. Hjelmbak and Britney met at the Scandinavian Style Mansion back in December 2007, when Britney was reportedly paid $1 million to celebrate her birthday at the event, hosted by Sharon Stone.

Could you imagine walking into someone’s house and having them ask “Do you like my couch? It’s an original Britney Spears.” I’m almost positive you’d have legal grounds to hit that person over the head with a vase and steal their wallet. They don’t deserve their money no matter how comfy a sofa made of chicken wings ends up being. Although some blue cheese pillows would pull the room together…

The girl is always messing with her hair. Leave it alone!! She does look like she cared about what she wore, that’s a highlight. But really, all that coochie flashing, child abusing, mental meltdowns, drug abusing, crappy performing… Who is going to think she’s like a totally different person if she lands a sitcom and designs accent pieces? Oh yeah, my bad, this is america. We don’t hold people accountable for their actions. You go Brit! For the love of God, get your shit together for your sons, if not for yourself.

I bet the poor housekeeper keeps trying to throw those frigging boots out and Britney [much like George Costanza w/ the eclair] keeps fishing them out! OMG those boots!!! It has to be a play on our psyche that she keeps wanting us to see her in them… a sense of continuity maybe? can you imagine the bacteria running amuck in those things?!