Older&Wiser

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced
me and took everything I owned.

Like Us On Facebook!

The Firearms Forum is on online community for all gun enthusiasts. Join us to discuss firearms of all kinds, gun accessories, legal issues and more. Membership is free and we welcome all types of shooters, whether you're a novice or a pro. Come for the info, stay and make some friends.