Mr. Whitekeys Follies Opens June 24th

Published: June 11, 2013

The Whale Fat Follies

June 24, 2013 to August 21, 2013
Tap Root Public House

The Whale Fat Follies is the Ultimate Alaskan Musical Comedy Extravaganza, and this year's special limited run is the shortest season ever for the Spenard Spectacular that originally ran for 21 years at Mr. Whitekeys Fly By Night Club.

The Alaskan Show the Department of Tourism
Does NOT Want You To See!

It's a High-Falutin' show in a Low-Falutin' town! The Whale Fat Follies proudly presents a live band, stunning singers and dancers, nearly 1,000 awe-inspiring images of Alaskan stupidity, a costume budget of over Thirty-five Dollars, and it's all devoted to what Real Alaskans like best----Vicious political satire set to a happy, toe-tapping beat.

Over Two Hours of Riotous Laughter
with Less than Three Minutes of Sentimental Fluff!

Joining Mr. Whitekeys on stage is an All-star cast led by the stunning chanteuse Miss Bridget Sullivan, who was voted "Anchorage's Second Best Singer in 2009" but hasn't been heard of since. She has also appeared in the lead role of "Evita" and as Mary Magdalene in "Jesus Christ Superstar," but we won't hold that against her.
She still looks ravishing when dressed in Duct Tape!

A tantalizing menu of fresh, tasty American comfort cuisine and beverages is available at the Tap Root Public House.
It's like real dinner theater, but you don't have to eat any beets.

Don't miss The Whale Fat Follies! It's the most exciting thing to happen in our state
since the Alaska Legislature voted to "correct the spelling of 'oxymorphone and Lorazepam'
and provided an effective date when the correct spelling goes into effect."