BIGGEST PET PEEVES

When people clap for themselves, if you do something well enough, other people will clap for you, you don't have to

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When people text each other/ whisper while in the same room because there are other people there. Just say your shit out loud or save it for later, showing everyone else you want to say something but not sharing is a disgrace to your ability to understand syntax and empathy

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When people repeat jokes or tag lines because they made people laugh one time. If no one is laughing anymore than it isn't funny anymore so come up with other jokes bro