Monster

Voted Most Evil at Spy’s Villains’ Night Out

ALIAS: Mo. Monster was put on this earth with the sole purpose of: destroying any paper product to bits. including (but not limited to): paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, tissues, receipts, important pieces of mail and vintage paperback books. DABBLES IN: smacking breakable objects off shelves; climbing into the dishwasher/freezer/microwave. CANNOT HANDLE: other cats; closed doors; being ignored by humans.FAVORITE ACCESSORIES INCLUDE: a catnip Darth Vader and a big red chili pepper. MOST RECOGNIZABLE FEATURE: the crazy eyes. OTHER FUN FACTS: Ate an entire container of wasabi peas, resulting in a hefty bill from the emergency vets. Crashed a neighbors party at 1 AM when he escaped from his prison (aka my apartment) and sneaked in through their door as a party guest was leaving. Would eat a plant over cat food any day. Is the most affectionate, friendly, people-loving cat on the planet. So that's why we keep him around.