Barry Sanders is the GOAT at getting out of rookie hazing. Signed his deal 4 days before the start of the season, the proceeded to rush for 1400 yards, which immediately made him immune to being hazed.

Jim Irsay's been tweeting about a trade for a couple hours now. "Big trade, not afraid to open the checkbook, high pick" type stuff. So a good player that wants a new deal, so Mike Wallace makes sense. Austin Collie has a head made of jello and there's nothing proven behind him, Arians is in Indy now.

Irsay's also probably drunk and on a bunch of pain pills though, so who knows.