Single Status Update

About the marine, yep, a 5' tall marine. Her Facebook videos were a turnoff before the date. She was choking out a fellow marine at a drunken marine frat party. Choking out as in MMA style and the guy was clearly unconscious afterward and needed to be revived.

Bank said:

I have a really nice girl who is stunningly beautiful and buys me things. Wonder how the fuck this happened.

I dated a girl that looked like Kim Kardashian. We dated 2 years. She got a modeling contract and moved to France. She wanted me to come with and live off of her. She'd always pay for everything. She'd tell me $50 to her is like $2 for me. I had a problem with that, but I guess that is me being a spaz.