Jesus Crepe

Kyle made crepes for his girlfriend over the weekend. But the result was not what he had expected.

When they looked at their food, both were shocked by what they saw.

As Kyle explained via email:

Very clearly it is the image of Jesus!

He looked so happy and joyous we found our hearts filled with wonder.

I can see why. It’s uncanny, the resemblance.

But wait!

When the plate was turned to get a better look at the Son of God, Kyle and his girlfriend were devastated.

This was not a Happy Jesus.

No, this truly was an angry and upset Jesus. I think he’s even puking at the sight of his children:

Kyle doesn’t know what to do!

So now I’m confused. Is Jesus happy or sad? Why would Jesus provide
us with an image of himself that is open to two interpretations? Why
couldn’t he have left a “This End Up” arrow that made it clear which

That’s no big deal. Catholics eat Jesus all the time too. They even drink his blood. Catholics are per definition cannibalistic vampires.

Mriana

Episcopalians eat his body and drink his blood every Sunday too. That came from an old pagan ritual where they literally did eat the body and drink the blood of their human or animal sacrifice after they sacrificed it to the god(s). The belief was that they were ingesting the essence of that person or animal so it would live on in them forever, which is basically the same theme to eating and drinking JC, only it’s symbolized by a wafer and wine.

Of course, Christians love to deny this, but the thing is, it’s true, regardless of what they say and it would take a person who doesn’t think for themselves not to realize this is true, much less even research the topic.

dogma

You’re a creep!

Mriana

Careful dogma, my catma might eat you. 😆

coalbanks

Looks more like the comic book guy in Springfield.

keklol

You mean the comicbook guy looks like jesus? I always imagined he’d be thinner, what with being the son of god and all.
Unless obesity is a requirement for entry into heaven?
hm…

One-lamb-of God

It looks like now the pan-cakes are crying out.

Luke 19:39-42

39 And some of the Pharisees from among the multitude said unto him, Master, rebuke thy disciples.

40 And he answered and said unto them, I tell you that, if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately cry out.

41 And when he was come near, he beheld the city, and wept over it,

42 Saying, If thou hadst known, even thou, at least in this thy day, the things which belong unto thy peace! but now they are hid from thine eyes.
KJV

1. That “citation” is about… stones?
2. It’s not prophecy, either. It’s history. Look at the whole, you know… past-tense.. thing.
3. What does this have to do with anything?
4. Go away.
5. Also, this is a crepe, not a pancake.
6. There is no such thing as a “pan-cake”.
7. I’m just going to pad this list to get to ten
8. like they did with the commandments.
9. Barbecue
10. sauce.