Joe D.:So, last night, we were hazing like six pledges and putting his balls in a clamp and one of them said "ouch" but I was just like "You better shut up, pledge!" And then I put ketchup on his face and laughed. BlahBlahblah. Then my girlfriend came over and we ate some popcorn.
Matt:Oh...um, cool.
Me: Dude, fucking nogas.