Oh, Houston police sergeant Stacey Suro -- you tease with your semi-NSFW shots, the ones artfully pixeled out by KPRC, which broke the story of your nude-modeling sidejob -- but when it comes to delivering the goods, you and Channel 2 fail.

The station taunts with a nyah-nyah description like this:

The images we posted in our video story are not the most revealing. We obtained some photos that are just too racy to show you. They depict Soro in fetish, bondage and other compromising positions.

Soro, a 42-year-old 20-year vet working on the west side, is not talking about her modeling gig, and HPD isn't offering much in the way of comment either. Chief Charles McClelland says an investigation is ongoing, department policy talks about how officers should not bring disrespect upon HPD, etc., etc.

Until the investigation is finished, you'll have to mollify yourself with the thought of getting handcuffed by this sterling officer:

Update: As we say, Soros or her supporters have been energetic about scrubbing the pics from the web; Redditors and others have been energetic in seeking them out.

Here's some that are still out there (Warning: Here be boobs, so think before you click to the jump:)