These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.