Donut-Stealing Raccoon Is 2015’s Best Pastry Thief

Who among us hasn't secretly (or not so secretly) wished he was left alone at night in a donut shop?

This lucky raccoon finally got his wish. He snuck down through the ceiling one night -- in full view of bystanders outside -- and sniffed himself out the tastiest pastry on the shelf. His dangling act led to multiple cheers of support from those watching (and filming) the theft. He does it so easily, it almost seems as if he's done this before. Hmmm ... might not want to patronize this particular donut shop anytime soon.

He even made a clean getaway. Well, maybe not totally clean. There were almost certainly a bunch of donut crumbs left behind. Unless he ate those too. Probably did. He's a raccoon, after all. Those things don't leave clues behind leading to their secret tree-based lairs.