Your Pre-Game Peek at 2013 Super Bowl Commercials

Super Bowl commercials exist this year for one reason above all else: To get you to buy a car.

Well, Kia decided to take it in kind of a different direction this year. After recruiting Adriana Lima, Motley Crue and mixed martial arts legend Chuck Lidell for last year's Maxim-approved ad for the Kia Optima, we now get an animated, stylized version of the "where do babies come from?" story for the new 2014 Kia Sorento. Oh, and a dad totally lies to his kid about a place called Babylandia and space babies who travel to Earth. That's like telling a frat guy that a commercial featuring Kate Upton and car washing isn't at all sexy. Oh, wait...