“Everything wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest can be perfectly summarized in the frenzied battle that encapsulates much of the climax. There’s Will, Jack, and a dispossessed Commodore Norrington (Jack Davenport) fighting in a gigantic spinning wheel across an island terrain. Meanwhile, the two comic relief pirates (Mackenzie Crook and Lee Arenberg) are chased by Elizabeth after they steal the title’s chest. Soon both of these groups must stop their in-fighting to take on Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) and his crew. If you’re exhausted reading that much plot dump, well, we haven’t even mentioned Beckett (Tom Hollander), a heavy from the East Indian trading company who sneers and pulls puppet strings throughout the plot, and Tia Dalma (Naomie Harris), a swamp dwelling w” read more