Player: Earl WatsonTeam: Seattle SuperSonicsUbiquity: LowScene: Ballard Farmers Market in SeattleUnnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 9.9Analysis: This is absurd. One: Earl Watson? Were they out of the Luke Ridnour or Nick Collison jerseys? Was your Robert Swift in the mail? Two: A farmers' market that has its own WordPress (ooh, eggs)? Three: The hat. Oh, the hat. Four: Why do so many of these hoopsters have attractive women in tow? Ladies, is this something you like?Verdict: Awful fucking hoopster.