Bourbon & Pearls: Princess Cut

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( Tabitha, Bourbon & Pearls)
I previously spoke of my past life on the other end of the weight spectrum in this post where I confessed to having once been 40lbs heavier and regularly taunted on mean streets the world over with renditions of "who ate all the pies ?" And that was on a good...

My hair is very long, what is the perfect cut for a heart shaped face?
The train station at Stafford-on-the-Green is exactly 100 kilometers from the train station at Leicheststerchershire. The 3:15 to Leicheststerchershire leaves from Stafford-on-the-Green at 4:32 traveling at a constant...

I plan on being a Princess for the the day:
I am the same shade as Spam.
1. I'm wearing my fairytale shoes from Jimmy Choo.
2. I'm going to stop at the local pond to kiss a frog, so don't be alarmed if you read the headline
" Middle Aged Woman Jailed For Molesting Frog"
Sally - I'm

5oz ground almonds
teaspoon of almond essence
a few almonds for decoration
Preheat oven to 180 C/350F
Cut out 8 fluted pastry bases and pop them into individual tart tins.
Prick the bases then smear one teaspoon of jam on each.
Mix the butter, sugar, egg, almonds and essence...

Last week one of my Canadian readers, Dannie, challenged me to make my own Royal Wedding List:
What would I wear? Where would I stay and what would I give to The Royal Couple?
As there is nothing on television tonight, and I have already washed my hair, made two loaves and three pizza...

Ex guitarist with The Fall, the garrulous glamorous American now co - hosts
Gok's
Fashion Fix
and owns hip boutiqueStart London
Below the platinum blonde with vermillion lips lists a few favourite things.
In a nutshell:
Favourite food: Sushi or anything Japanese
Favourite drink:...

It's been dangling from my wrist whilst I've whispered, together mon sweet, we can have a great life, I shall carry you to rock concerts and we shall sit on the amps at the side of the stage, I shall take you for cocktails in glamorous hotel bars and on wet afternoons you will sit by my side...

F&F: I've sworn off black for the last years but oh it's just so easy, I don't want to faff with clothes on a daily basis, if I'm going somewhere fine but day to day I think I'll revert to black or a boiler suit.
Curator: Ach, you see I'm stuck up here in the hinterland, I miss all of the...

) and "lusty sex" have led some interesting people to enjoy 16 pages or more at the Bourbon and Pearls enclave.
Oh and this beaut:"someone appeared at the end of my bed in a hessian bag", well that's heinous, could they not have at least belted it? No one wants a visit from a shapeless...

Later on the couch I want to look at myself, with my bucket of KFC on my left side, my Revels, crisps and bottle of Bourbon on the right and think: 'wow my Avatar has really been putting the hours in.'
Ooh, feel that I'm breaking all of the old sumptuary laws.
My prototype needs a...