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Phil Davison Is A Motivational Speaker!

Phil Davison really, really cares about county politics. Like, a lot. So much so that the entire time I was watching this clip, I was hearing something completely different in my head. And as is my wont, I decided to whip up this remix so that you will know what it’s like to be inside my head for a couple minutes.

Well, the experience won’t be identical, obviously. Unless you occasionally find yourself wondering if Jersey Shore is really just an episode of The Simpsons where the cast was mis-colored orange, in which case, peace be unto you, soul brother.

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