Aside from Troye Sivan, the eighteen-year-old Bryce Hall could just be the celeb that most embodies twinkiness, and thanks to a handy dandy little video, we can see his fat twink bulge hiding behind God's gift to gays - grey sweatpants! "Who is Bryce Hall" you ask? Why, only the social media sensation of our generation, spanning YouTube, Twitter, Spanchat, and Instagram! That's who. Bitch.

Any Sex and the City fan will be the first to tell you that rewatching most of the episodes almost two decades later is just a major let down, but even so, I always think about how Samantha described Richard's cock as perfect, long, and pink. And then, I think he gave her a pink rose or something. Which is stupid. But anyway, as a fellow whore, perfect pink...

More like 13 Reasons Why The Hell Not?! Twinkilicious creamboat Dylan Minnette is so my type that it's not even funny, and while his adorable face, sexy dark features, and possible Nick Jonas-esque dumminess are enough to give me a little yeast infection down there, seeing his ridiculously toned shirtless bod in the newly-released second season of 13 Reasons Why is enough to turn me into a full-blown bakery! Rite ladies?

This weekend Nick Jonasty stole the Billboard Music Awards red carpet by showing off his ridic arms in an outfit he borrowed from a slutty Mennonite, and I have to say, I'm feeling a little bit like a jealous fake boyfriend! Everyone and their mom is lactating over his red carpet pics - even though people are literally comparing his ~lewk~ to that of a Macaroni Grill waiter or...

Like so many Insta studs before him, Rembacher has a Fans Only account where only paying fans can see him put his balls inside his asshole or whatever he does on there. Thanks to the magic of the preferred social media platform of perverts, Tumblr, we have this look at his hot ass, and you might notice that a good portion - but not all (that's key here) - of...