Products! I just love products! I really do! Without products, we wouldn’t have anything to spend our money on. So we wouldn’t have to run up credit card bills, and our corporate overlords wouldn’t be able to take as much of our souls in interest payments. It would be a shame if they all starved to death. So with Black Friday looming on the horizon, it seemed only fitting to talk about PRODUCTS!!!

SCoTTeVEST makes clothes that have dozens of pockets. They’re tailored, somehow, so the pockets are invisible. In a single vest, I can carry my iPad, my ebook reader, a paperback book, two pens, a mechanical pencil, an eraser, glasses in a glasses case, glasses cleaning microfiber cloth, iPod, iPhone, earbuds, bottled water, keys, passport, airline tickets, moleskine pocket notebook, and power pack for recharging my electronics. The cords from the power pack can, of course, be run through the lining of the vest to the pocket where the electronics are kept.

From outside, it just looks like a vest. I have no idea how they do it, but SCOTTeVEST is the only thing that keeps me completely sane. And it lets me carry around enough stuff to survive the post-apocalyptic dystopian reality that’s hurtling towards us like a 3D iMax Mad Max movie.

BigSkinny wallets are to wallets what SCOTTeVEST is to vests. BigSkinny wallets manage to hold a lot of cards, but they aren’t much thicker than just the cards themselves. Plus my BigSkinny coin purse doubles as a key holder that can tuck the keys into a zippered compartment, so my keys, coin purse, and wallet are neat and attractive, while letting me carry around enough everything I need to navigate the economy of the post-apocalyptic dystopian reality.