I would likely be blocking someone's windpipe, laughing my sugar-based little heart off as they slowly choke to death. I'd then pop out after their final spasm and repackage myself for a most excellent murder spree until such time that I become covered with too much saliva and retire to Greenland to live out the rest of my candied days waiting to be reincarnated as something with limbs.

Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.

a gummy octopus, slowly melting in the mouth of some loli at an anime con. Oh yea.

Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.