I love Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's hot & a bit quirky. She told Jay Leno last year about her OCD & was refreshingly honest....She constantly appears on and off screen revealing her ample...assets. But she refuses to take the next step....

She told CNN: "I get lots of those offers (to take off my clothes)."But I can't. It's just not me."I feel like there's still a world full of people out there who think there's not much more to me than the girl who can wear tiny tops. "So if I had actually gone and done those things (shedding the tiny top) to try to prove something, where would I be? "I want to be a dork! It's fun to be goofy and silly." ....................She likes being a dork and being goofy and silly? Me too!!!! We have so much in common. I should call her. We could have a great night of playing twister and watching cartoons.....oh yes......

Belen Rodriguez is attractive and has amazing gardening skills. Her green thumb is a little known fact. Plants, lawns and flowers thrive under her watchful eye. When she was in town, she stopped by and was kind enough to spruce up my yard. Unfortunately the roofer across the street got distracted looking at her and fell of his ladder.....

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Dennis Johnson, former Boston Celtic star has apparently passed away playing pickup basketball. DJ was an important member of 2 championships with the Celtics and one with the Supersonics. DJ was a great defensive player & his rapport with Larry Bird was fantastic. Bird called him the greatest teammate he ever played with. I've got great memories of DJ......He will be missed..

Mr. G passed along this story from the Associated Press. It's too great not to share it with everyone.......

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

Van Halen's tour looks as certain as a full fledged Beatles reunion. The band released their first official photo to Rolling Stone last week. Now Rolling Stone is saying the tour is kaput. There's whispers of pressure to have Michael Anthony back in the band...The band gets inducted into the Hall of Fame on March 12. This new on/off tour trouble will only make the Hall of Fame event even more must see TV.....

Penelope Cruz is attractive. Her sister is.... also attractive!! Holy smokes! What's even more amazing is the fact that despite the trash bag dresses that they are wearing, they still manage to look good......

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Writer Grant Morrison and artist John Van Fleet have created a masterpiece with Batman #633. The story and design are unique. Text and images are separate, giving the book a true novel feeling. If you're a comics fan or not, pick this one up....

Stan Lee made a cameo appearance on "Heroes" this week. Geeks around the world(including me) rejoice!..On sadder news, Simone bit the dust. Did I really care? Not really...But it was a fantastic episode!

Lucy Bayet called me last night to get some advice. She keeps getting mistaken for Jessica Biel & wasn't sure whether to change her looks to further her career. I told her to cook some soup and watch a "Maude" marathon before she made any hasty decisions. She called me back three hours later thanking me for saving her career. It's the least I could do.....

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Scientists are warning that on April 13, 2036 an asteroid may pass very close to Earth. Should we call Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Owen Wilson? Noooo. They're actors. We'll get real astronauts and scientists to save the day....Oh wait a minute, maybe the actors will be better....

Yes indeed! The President Logan character returned to "24" last night. Logan helped make last year's season of "24" the most enjoyable and dramatic of all the "24" seasons. This season's slightly lackluster season will certainly get a nice jolt from his return. I have to say that the last few shows have been good. Chad Lowe's evil character is great. And Jack's soulless father is another nice addition....Gregory Itzin was robbed of an Emmy last year for his portrayal of Logan. Maybe he'll get another shot this year...

Sunday, February 18, 2007

That's right!!!! We bad!!!! When's the parade?...O.k.It's been a tough season for my Boston Celtics. The days of Russell, Cousy, Bird, Chief, McHale are a distant memory. Finally yesterday a Celtic won something. Gerald Green won the slam dunk contest. Good for him! All kidding aside, there was just a small moment when it was cool to be a Celtic fan...Thanks Gerald!