The mearest Borders is 7 miles away, and I can't drive. My parents are zealot Chrstians, so I more than likely can't let them find out I'm ordering it.
A local book store known as Chapter 11 may have it, and it's pretty close. Any people in Atlanta know if this store has it or not?

Well, I bike 7 miles for my video games, and its not that hard, even if you have a crappy bike... Have your friend cover for you, and then bike to Borders and buy the book... goddam Best Buy, so far away

Might not be the best suggestion, but perhaps you should try reasoning with them...

I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

I guess I am pretty lucky. I became an atheist not too long ago, and I graduate from High School in 4 months. I don't have to tell them. I won't lie about it though, if they happen to find my Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris books (which I am not hiding).

Anyways, since this is a satirical spoof, it may not mean anything to them. Tell them that you are reading it to strengthen your faith, as many Christians would do. I used to a be a Christian, and I used to do the same thing.

If that doesn't work, you could always follow my other path, which includes doing the following things (in any particular order):

1) reminding them that your faith is your business
2) reminding them that faith cannot be forced or coerced
3) yelling "Fuck you!" many times (has worked for me, but only because of my... unique.... circumstances)
4) running away for extended periods of time, giving them a chance to remember why they loved you in the first place (easiest if you can drive and/or have a place to stay at. I usually just chill at one of my friends' house)

May the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster bathe you in his wondrous Mercy, Love, and Garlic Sauce!
May He bless MP3 Fiesta and their noodlicious music bargains!
May He also watch over Roffleopolis and touch it with his marvelous Noodly Appendages.