Should we really expect any less in the department of outright insanity with such a truly kickass lineup at Coachella this year? Granted, this dirtied and depraved fool crossed some lines with his, 'demands'.

With creepy eyes and a tendency to jump out and tattle on you, the Elf on the Shelf has become a beloved holiday tradition. Not everyone is comfortable with this, including a professor who warns that our children will learn to love a future with 1984-like surveillance. Jolly St. Nick is watching you.