JOKE OF THE DAY

Keep your head

Above water

Published: 09/25/2012 at 3:35 PM

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

During a visit to a mental hospital, I asked the director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?”

“Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A rational person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the director, “A rational person would pull the plug on the drain. Do you want a bed near the window?”