One night, a very good girlfriend called me up, giggling hysterically because her hubby, after watching the cartoon Kim Possible with their son, had quipped at her, "Hi...you're Kim Possible, I'm Ron Stoppable. Wanna see my naked molerat?"

So here I am again, thinking (always a hazard in my case)--if you were in a cartoon convention, these pick up lines might come in handy:

"Wanna see what's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny

"I bet I can make your krabby patties sizzle." -Spongebob Squarepants

"Want me to take you to infinity and beyond?" -Buzz Lightyear

"I've got this really special tentacle." - Squidward Tentacles

"I can make these stars come off just for you." - Wonder Woman

"I say, I say, wanna choke a chicken?" - Foghorn Leghorn

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

those were funny!! cartoon`s and love lines scream pepe le` pue thinking about what he would say or just the way he wink`s his eye`s is enough to crack me up now!! i have to many favorites to list but aren't cartoons kool!! thanks for the laugh

those were funny!! cartoon`s and love lines scream pepe le` pue thinking about what he would say or just the way he wink`s his eye`s is enough to crack me up now!! i have to many favorites to list but aren't cartoons kool!! thanks for the laugh