This past weekend, Osama bin Laden delivered a message to the world. Only instead of calling for jihad, he called for flood aid, condemned global warming, and suggested a "unique relief agency." The world's most wanted man declared that Arab nations must do more to help the people of Pakistan: "The UN secretary-general came to witness the catastrophe, and yet no Arab leaders came."

It would seem that, while terrorist organizations are quick to bust out the stick, they aren't entirely devoid of carrots either. And this makes sense, from their perspective: if you're trying to demonstrate the nobility of your cause, you might as well act noble on occasion, as opposed to killing innocent people by the thousands. In recognition of the times bad folk do good — or, at least, try to give that impression — here are some of the greatest hits from the bad guys lending a hand....