I heard an ancient story that i would like to learn more about:
During the flood of biblical (aka: sillybooklical) lore, is it true that the ark really existed, and was attacked and sunk by pastafarian pirates? If so, what happened to the animals (and/or dinosaurs) aboard? Did the PPs take them on board the Good Ship Saucy, and make them row, or what?
Maybe they dumped them overboard, and thats why the dinosaurs are extinct today...

I think that if the Flood really happened, there would be because there were no more pirates, and the world got flooded because of the global warming, so there would be no pirates to attack anyone (sadly)!

I always thought that the flood was just a small scale flood that happened in the Mediterranean. The only reason that noah couldn't find his way for 30 days (if it were in fact 30 days) was because he was just drunk. This could also mean that he very well could have been a pirate who could have seen some storm clouds and gathered up a few animals on a boat to try and save them. As I pondered on the subject I then wondered if perhaps in this drunken act to save the animals from a flood, he then told his story afterwards and some christians decided to publish it in the bible. EVEN THOUGH this is obviously not an act of god, but either an act by the FSM or just a strange impulse. These are just my thoughts, and I haven't read the gospel (yet) but this is just what I thought made the most sense.

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

Josh M wrote:I always thought that the flood was just a small scale flood that happened in the Mediterranean. The only reason that noah couldn't find his way for 30 days (if it were in fact 30 days) was because he was just drunk. This could also mean that he very well could have been a pirate who could have seen some storm clouds and gathered up a few animals on a boat to try and save them. As I pondered on the subject I then wondered if perhaps in this drunken act to save the animals from a flood, he then told his story afterwards and some christians decided to publish it in the bible. EVEN THOUGH this is obviously not an act of god, but either an act by the FSM or just a strange impulse. These are just my thoughts, and I haven't read the gospel (yet) but this is just what I thought made the most sense.

You bring up a good point that sounds much more logical than what I read in the gospel, yes I have read the gospel. I have many a day sat around drinking rum pondering the noodly ways of the great pasta.

There was not much booty on that bleedin' vessel, 'cept a whole heap of animals - which made fer dome exotic eatin'. We converted the Ark into a kick-butt galleon, although it's top speed was limited and it's economy was only 20 nautical miles per gallon.

It was a nice galleon for a large family, with plenty of room in the boot.