I’m counting down ten of the worst idea’s I’ve ever had. Without further delay: #9

Signing up for a 10 mile walk-a-thon. ON FUCKING STILTS!

I was drunk, I had stilts and I fucking labored for hours trying to walk through the mass of idiots. But, I did have sunglasses, juggling pins, a cup of hot goat urine, a horn and a wonderful orange and pink outfit from J-Crew (stilt walkers section)

This was a just shitty idea, one I probably made to pay off a drunk bet.