Only one starter from Portarlington and one starter from Ballyroan so I wouldn’t call it a contingent

When it comes to the championship, there will be plenty of starters from both Portarlington and Ballyroan.

One from port one from Ballyroan it’s under 16 not minor . A lot of the lads in the minor final tomorrow are overage for under 16. Some still under 15 . That leaves a small minority eligible . I have A cousin involved so I know

Waterford bet Carlow by 3 points last week and Wexford bet Carlow by 10 points so I wouldn’t be too excited .

Do you think we’d be as well off simply executing this group of players entirely?

We should do it in public, as a warning to the U-15s and all the others coming through.

We could get the tooth fairy to carry out the executions, he should be well rested after his weekend. The subs should have theirs prolonged and made suffer more because they’re somehow worse than the lads on the team.