and said "Aaron, I only swalled that because I like you".
3) Due to the unsheathing of swords for men and the fact that blouse wearers were usually dressed by others (and it is easier for the servant that way).

2. dno
3. because back in the day women would have their maid dress them for them, so the buttons needed to be the other way around to make it easier to button up. is that right? did i make that up? i remember this being told to me once when i remarked on my coat buttoning up "wrong".

3) All women are left-handed, or have maids to help them get dressed, or this aspect of women's fashion is part of a covert masterplan by the western patriarchal hegemony to ensure that undressing a woman in a frenzy of sexual ardour is as simple as possible. One of these is true.