21 Things Politicians Love to Say — And What They Really Mean

If you've listened to more than one campaign speech, press conference or prime time address, you've likely noticed that politicians' vocabularies have become strangely limited. While our elected officials attempt to solve some of America's most difficult problems, their discourse has descended into something between Morse code and picture book. Here are just a few of our politicians' very favorite catchphrases and what they really mean.

1. We need stronger leadership in Washington, D.C.

I've always wanted my portrait hanging in the Oval Office.

2. I'm worried about Main Street, not Wall Street.

I'm worried about Main Street, until it's time for my private fundraiser with Wall Street.

3. This president has completely ignored the Constitution.

We need a president who ignores the Constitution when we say so.

4. Government isn't the solution, it's the problem.

Vote for us and we won't regulate your shady business deals.

5. The allegations made against the governor are patently false.

The allegations made against the governor are completely true.

6. Let me be clear...

Listen up, I'm about to repeat myself.

7. For me, this issue is personal.

Remember, I used to be just like you.

8. The president doesn't pay attention to poll numbers.

The president doesn't pay attention to poll numbers under 50%.

9. Where I'm from, folks are hurting.

I live in Washington, work in Washington and eat at steakhouses in Washington, but I own this lovely little vacation home in the Massachusetts district I represent, so I feel your pain.

10. All options are on the table.

We've already made a decision, but yes, there were other options.

11. With all due respect to the senator...

Don't listen to that idiot, listen to this idiot.

12. The congressman is here to talk about his jobs program.

The congressman is not taking questions about his campaign finance investigation.

13. The middle class

Anyone in earshot

14. Let's make this election about changing the way Washington does business.

David graduated from Yale University in 2012 with a degree in Theater. He currently works for BabeWalker.com, contributes to Thoughtcatalog.com, and occasionally models for the Victoria's Secret's plus sized division.