It's that time again. You're all gathering in homes across the country to converge on a dead bird (or vegan substitute for cousin Sparrow) and discuss what you've done, where you've been, and whether ObamaCare/HAARP will destroy civilization as we know it.

So, we ask all of you huddling in the bathroom, desperately trying to avoid talking to anyone, what's the craziest shit you've heard today?