Wiretaps Confirm Berlusconi Is a Scumbag

ROME – Silvio Berlusconi has found himself in hot water again – only this time, it’s not because he’s frolicking around in a hot tub with scantily clad women. A new cache of revealing wiretaps have caught the Italian prime minister boasting about having sex with eight girls in one evening.

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