We're sorry to contribute to your stress. We know that our 2012 Holiday Guide is coming out the day before Thanksgiving, and while you are to be accusing for bridling at our anticipation, we think you're going to like this one. After all, with a list of over 24 presents for your boo, your neighborhood, and more -- for under $10! -- Marke B.'s explanation of a slightly-scatalogical adopted holiday rite, a full listing of tree lightings and other twinkly November/December happenings, and so much more, you're going to be better prepped than ever for surviving the next six weeks. Or our name's not Saint Nick.