Joke..joke... oh I got one. Btw I mean no offence I didn't make it up and I don't want anyone's feeling 2 get hurt, k?

How many Americans does it take 2 wash an upstairs window?
2, 1 to wash the wndow and 1 to hold the ladder.
How many Americans does it take 2 wash a downstairs window?
12, 1 to wash the window, 1 to hold the ladder and 10 to dig the hole ( 4 the ladder)