Most embarrassing story ever (as shared by Craig Ferguson)

For those of your working tonight, or those who don't watch Craig Ferguson, he just dropped a great story on Denis Leary. Leary was talking about things he used to do to his brother, including taking a lighter to his record collection.
"Then, he'd come home and put on those huge 70s headphones, put on a record and I'd be laughing my ass off because all he'd hear was 'mwoo-wrah-woo!' because I'd melted all his records."

So, that prompts Ferguson to share his story about huge 70s headphones.

"I've got a story about those headphones. I had a friend who, after a night out, came home, got undressed and put on his headphones. You couldn't hear a thing around you when you were wearing them. And, as he's listening to music, he closed his eyes... and proceeds to perform... an act of self-massage. So, he, uh... finishes up... and he opens his eyes. And there, on the nightstand beside the bed, was a sandwich and a glass of milk."

For those of your working tonight, or those who don't watch Craig Ferguson, he just dropped a great story on Denis Leary. Leary was talking about things he used to do to his brother, including taking a lighter to his record collection.

"Then, he'd come home and put on those huge 70s headphones, put on a record and I'd be laughing my ass off because all he'd hear was 'mwoo-wrah-woo!' because I'd melted all his records."

So, that prompts Ferguson to share his story about huge 70s headphones.

"I've got a story about those headphones. I had a friend who, after a night out, came home, got undressed and put on his headphones. You couldn't hear a thing around you when you were wearing them. And, as he's listening to music, he closed his eyes... and proceeds to perform... an act of self-massage. So, he, uh... finishes up... and he opens his eyes. And there, on the nightstand beside the bed, was a sandwich and a glass of milk."