Health Tips for the Misguided

Yawn. Things are getting a bit boring round here don’t you think?! Eat your greens blah, blah, blah… Don’t worry, I try not to take myself too seriously so here are a few unconventional health quotes for you to enjoy:-

Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

– Homer Simpson

My doctor told me to do something that made me slightly out of breath, so I started smoking again.