Quotations from Damages

"Damages" is a television legal thriller series that lasted five seasons from 2007 to 2012 for a total of 59 episodes. The series stars Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, and Noah Bean. The show revolves around Patty Hewes (Close) who is a brilliant, relentless lawyer and her protegee, Ellen Parsons (Byrne). The first three seasons focus on a major case the law firm is working on, but the final two seasons focus more on Patty and Ellen's relationship.

Bearded Man: Well, there's always a solution.
Arthur Frobisher: What kind of solution?
Bearded Man: A permanent one.
Ellen Parsons: David sent me a wedding gift, it was sent to our old apartment.
Counselor: What was the gift?
Ellen Parsons: I don't know, I haven't opened it. I can't.
Ellen Parsons: I'm so sick of your bullshit.
Katie Connor: You tell me one lie, and I'll cut your dick off!
Patty: [to her employees] All of you are members of an extraordinary team, and I value each and every one of you. If you want to quit, just tell me now. But if you call in sick Thursday or Friday, don't bother coming in Monday. Your jobs won't be waiting for you. That grenade was never meant to destroy our office. It was meant to destroy our resolve.
Ray: If these next few questions make you blush, Miss Connor, I apologize.
Katie: To screw.
Ray: I'm sorry?
Katie: That's why I was in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night. And later on a couch and then on the floor. Do you find cocaine is like Viagra? Or are you more of a tantric breathing kind of a guy, like Sting? If these past few answers make you blush, Mr. Fiske, I apologize.
Michael: You were right. I was playing games with you. I was very angry, and I was acting out.
Patty: Acting out? You sent me a hand grenade and almost killed your stepfather.
Ray: I'm worried the sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all week.
Arthur: I have no idea what that means.
Ray: It means we got lucky.
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