Last night, a member of our development team noticed something fishy happening in the daily Sex.com site stats.

Unfortunately, I did not understand a single word of his explanation because it was so technical. Server this, IP address that, code something or other. So I’ll break it down for you in laymen’s terms.

There’s a website called XXOSEX.COM that kept appearing in Sex.com’s site stats, bungling everything up.

That’s awfully similar to our own domain name. Only three additional characters and a much less sordid history (If you’re unfamiliar with the history of fraud, betrayal and quality pornography associated with the world’s most expensive domain name, please read this: Sex.com: A Visual History).

Now known as “The Fappening” and “Celebgate“, the picture leak was (and still is) the coming together of our voyeuristic collective consciousness. From running a porn site, we’ve learned that not everyone enjoys porn and pornstars as much as we do. However, everyone is interested in nude celebrities.

Breaking news: Google fucked up. No, they are not just an infallible god-like mega corporation sending lasers into space and creating robot armies to take over the Earth – they actually still deal in search engines.

Earlier today we received a tip from a loyal user that, while searching for Sex.com on Google, something interesting happened. Check out these two screenshots and tell me if you notice something funky:

I was on my way to my Web Marketing class when a girl who looked about my age stopped me to ask me a very strange, life-changing question. She asked me if I watch porn. “Huh?” As a girl, I was taken aback by such a question, but her approach was so natural that I felt compelled to answer honestly. “Yes.” “Great, would you like to come in for a focus group on women’s porn consumption and masturbation habits?” she asked. “Umm…” “It pays 50 bucks and food will be provided,” she continued. “Oh. Ok. Sure, I’ll be there.” >:-)

A few months after my participation in that focus group, while my classmates and I were all struggling to find our summer internship, I thought back on the experience and how enjoyable it had been and decided I had nothing to lose by sending in my application. Two months later, I started my internship at Sex.com. I had some expectations, but like most unfounded presumptions, the reality was entirely different.

It’s not even actually the 4th of July yet, and we’re already celebrating here at Sex.com, because we some patriotic motherfuckers like that you know?

I’ll let y’all in on a little secret about myself: Gil Powers ain’t an American. It’s true! It’s god-damn true! Yet here I am, writing about some holiday I don’t give a shit about because that’s my job. I gotta pay the bills man. Luckily, I’m not going to have to delve too deep into the specifics of the holiday because my colleague put together this dope-ass infographic for you to click around on between doing….4th of July stuff. What do people do on the 4th of July anyways? Light fireworks and get drunk?

Well young man, if that’s the case, then I certainly have some interesting news for you.

No longer will multi-tasking while trying to jerk off to your favourite pictures and videos at Sex.com be an issue for you. Laziness reigns supreme!

It’s called the Launchpad and its basically an expensive holster for your iPad with grips on the side so you can furiously bang your expensive piece of technology.

This new product allows you to rig up your porn-machine (iPad) with your fleshlight of choice, so now while you’re skyped into an important million dollar business meeting you can secretly fuck a plastic tube at the same time, you lucky devil you.

Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.

Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.

At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.

OK, you’re on Sex.com, so I already know you look at porn all day – you don’t have to throw up some false pretence as to why you’ve seen millions and millions of those spammy penis enlargement product ads plastered all over the internet.

But have any of you ever been short-sighted enough to actually go ahead and order those penis enlargement supplements that promise to turn you from average-Joe-six-incher into Ron Jeremy himself? I hope for your sake that the answer is no, yet I’m skeptical.

Here’s the thing – though the vast majority of those ads are huge scams meant to feed into men’s insecurities about their dong size, they must make ad revenue or else you wouldn’t see them everywhere. SOMEBODY must be buying those products, but I like to think that the average Sex.com user is smart enough not to. But, even if you do for some reason give all of your credit card and shipping information to a dubious online entity, most of the time the worst thing that will happen is that they’ll send you some fake herbal supplements that don’t really do anything, or some other crappy product.

Some dude got a pretty hilarious surprise recently though. He bought one of those fake penis enlargement products and probably waited eagerly, panting at his mail slot for weeks waiting for the miracle cure that would finally turn him into a 10-inched stud so he could please his wife…the package finally came, one glorious, sunny beautiful morning, and the guy in a fit of excitement and passion ripped off all of the packaging, opened up the box, poured out all of the packing foam, and discovered…A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

Whoever was running that site had a pretty funny sense of humor, and I commend them.

So what’s the moral of the story?

We repeat it all of the time on this blog: don’t worry about your dick size, dude. It’s not about how big it is, it’s about how you use it. Filling your body with strange chemicals and supplements isn’t going to make a noticeable difference, so instead of wasting all of that time and money on get-big-quick schemes, why not devote some time to learning how to use your penis properly or alternatively figuring out another way to please your partner?

Luckily for you, I have a fool-proof scheme that will make your penis big and hard, right away, and its totally free! Look at porn pictures, gifs and videos on Sex.com and you’ll notice your penis almost double in size! Here are some samples to get you started.

Continuing with our sports themed playoff prediction poll coverage (because porn viewers are the most knowledgeable sports analysts in the world), we at Sex.com are curious to know who our readers think will take home the NBA championship title?

Last week, we asked you who was going to take home the NHL Stanley Cup. The winner was the Montreal Canadiens – a somewhat surprising result considering we get more American readers here than we do Canadian.

Now, with the NBA playoffs having reached the conference finals, it seems like a good time to pick the winner. The remaining teams are about as unsurprising as one could imagine. The conference finals bracket probably mirrors many analysts’ pre-season playoff selections down to a tee. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t enjoy the NBA as much: there seems to be less room for underdog stories and upsets.

Remember how a few weeks ago we found out that JPMorgan Chase was targeting members of the adult industry and shutting down their bank accounts because they participate in an industry that some people would consider “immoral”? Well if you don’t, you can learn all about it here: JPMorgan Chase Hates Pornstars.

Sadly, according to the Daily Dot, Amazon.com is now targeting pornstars and their Amazon wish lists.

For those of you who don’t know, Amazon.com allows users to create wish lists that feature the things they really want, so family and friends can get them a really good present. Pornstars use wish lists so fans can show their appreciation with a present.

However, Amazon.com has been deleting pornstar wish lists for months because they believe pornstars are using them for “inappropriate” reasons such as “bartering” or “objectionable content in the profile of the wish list including an obscene photo or a wish list that violates community terms.”

Ok…

Right off the bat, it doesn’t make sense that “objectionable content” would be grounds for deleting a pornstar’s wish list as Amazon.com does sell adult products. DVDs, sex toys, you name it! They got it. So why then would some products be considered “objectionable content” when they’re already hosted on the site? Doesn’t make no damn sense. Get your story straight, Amazon.com

And as far as “bartering” goes, this is a much darker generalization of the sex industry that makes Amazon.com look ugly if you think about it.

You see, I interpret “bartering” as an exchange for sex. Amazon.com has concluded that the only reason anyone would buy a pornstar something off her wish list is because they’re receiving sex in exchange.

Now, I’m 100% convinced that the men and women buying their favorite pornstars presents from their wish lists think that they’ll receive sex in exchange. I can just see it now. A lonely old soul hunched over his computer muttering, “Oh she is totally going to fuck me once she gets this Doctor Who DVD box set” as he types in his credit card information with just one hand.

However, the thing Amazon.com (and everyone else) needs to remember is that pornstars aren’t living, breathing sexual objects. They’re people. And given that they’re people, I doubt that they’re planning on dropping to their knees or spreading their legs for anyone who took the time to order them a Doctor Who DVD box set.

Ultimately, pornstars aren’t just fucked these days, they’re fucked financially. Since hardly anyone pays for porn, it’s the pornstars and studios that have to make due with smaller revenues. Pornstars work hard and they don’t get paid what they deserve, so if a fan wants to show his appreciation to a certain star, he should be able to!

So this is what I’m proposing…

Dear all pornstars that might be reading this,

If you want to create an Amazon.com wish list without the pain of having Amazon.com delete it or suspend your account, use Sex.com!

I see two possible options:

1) Make a Sex.com account and use the pin button to pin pictures of the things you want your fans to buy you.

OR

2) Send a list of what you want your fans to buy you to cdusty@sex.com and I’ll write a post featuring everything you want/need and it will live on this blog forever.

So pornstars of the world, it’s up to you. You can either choose to deal with the constant hassle of Amazon.com or you can use Sex.com interact with your fans.

Either way, if you’re a pornstar, you deserve to be showered with presents for all the hard work you’ve done and the happiness you’ve brought to the sad and horny all around the world.

Also, you readers are probably mostly wonderful people. I can’t vouch for all of you, but I mostly hope for the best.

So what’s the deal, guys? Why haven’t you graciously accepted the fruits of our un-ending generosity? Why must you spit on our gifts, and tarnish Apple’s legacy with your brazen lack of response?

I posted all of the iPad winners on your favourite blog, Sex.com. Since I posted it on the blog, I know that you winners have seen it, because everyone loves the Sex.com blog and checks it twenty times per day, scrutinizing each post down to the last word.

And, if by some freakish miracle you didn’t see your name on the Sex.com blog, well then, the nice people in this office sent out congratulatory e-mails to all the winners with instructions to claim your prize and have it shipped. We DID ask for a proof of age and identification, so its possible that the remaining three no-show winners are either identity thieves on the run, not of the proper age to be viewing all of the awesome adult content on Sex.com, or they’re robots sent from the future to try and claim scientific artifacts to bring them back into the war-torn post-apocalyptic Wasteland that is Earth 2075, but they forgot their ID chips back in New California.

Either way, three people haven’t claimed their dope-ass prizes. They must be totally nuts. I wish that I didn’t work here so I could win a free iPad, but here I am, talking about free iPads like a sucker. I’ll never have an iPad, and as a result, I am but half a man.

These are the people we’re waiting for. Once again, if you don’t contact us by Friday, you don’t get your iPad. Also, you’re fucking over the other people who did respond because we’re waiting for you guys so we can mail all of these things out. ONCE AGAIN, first name that you used to enter the contest, followed by one of your unique codes:

Bob BZIGGJTE

Alec RKKPNIOO

Hnknta EVFEQSLN

CLAIM YOUR FUCKING IPADS BY FRIDAY OR I WILL THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW.

So if you haven’t found any codes yet, you’re in need of just one more, or you just want to say what up to Sex.com on Facebook, you can do that by visiting Sex.com’s Facebook page: Sex.com on Facebook.

To get a free code from Sex.com’s Facebook page, all you have to do is the following.

1. LIKE Sex.com’s Facebook page.

2. Share this post:

MAKE SURE YOU CLICK SHARE. We like Likes and Comments, but it’s like that old saying… “Sharing is the way to get a free Easter code for the iPad Mini draw.”

3. Sit back and wait for your code to arrive in your Messages.

And just a reminder, only residents of the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Netherlands, France, Italy, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Switzerland, Ireland, Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Portugal, and Greece are allowed to participate.

Sorry all of Eastern Europe, South America, Africa, Asia, and Oceania. We still love you, but you’re just too darn hard to ship to.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t you want to be in the draw for 1 of 10 iPad Minis? I do but I can’t because “Chico, you’re an employee.” That’s the worst excuse I ever heard. So even if you don’t want to win an iPad Mini, the least you can do is win an iPad Mini for your old pal Chimpoy Dustpo.

Also, if I may, I’d like to thank Tasha Reign for being the star of Sex.com Sexy Bunny Hunt. And not only is Tasha Reign the star of the Sexy Bunny Hunt, she’s also letting Sex.com users join her exclusive site TASHAREIGN.COM for $9.95 for a month! That’s $20 off the regular price of a month pass to TASHAREING.COM. So go claim your discounted membership now:

Easter! That magical time of year where we commemorate the death and rebirth of our lord and saviour the Easter Bunny with the hiding and finding colorful eggs followed by stuffing our faces with chocolate until the acne we thought we took care of in college comes back.

This year, Sex.com has decided to do something special for Easter. We’re having a draw to give away 10 iPad Minis®. Yes, you read that correctly. 10 iPad Minis®.

How do you win an iPad Mini from Sex.com?

IT’S SO EASY.

Starting at MIDNIGHT ON SUNDAY APRIL 13th, 2014, 1000’s and 1000’s of special Easter-themed pins will be hidden in pins all over Sex.com.

To enter the draw for 1 of 10 iPad Minis®, you need to find all 10 special Easter-themed pins on Sex.com. Each Easter pin when found, will pop up with a secret, unique code. Copy that code and save it. When you’ve found ten codes, send them all in one email to contests@sex.com and you’ll be entered into the iPad Mini® draw.

So if you see a pin that looks Easter-ish, click it and if you see the image below, then you’ve got yourself a code!

Find this 10 times and you could win an iPad Mini®!

Before you start looking for sexy bunnies, make sure you’re familiar with the contest rules:

ONLY SEND ONE EMAIL WITH 10 CODES. Do not send 10 individual emails or 2 emails with 5 codes each. Send one email with all ten codes.

All entrants must be of Age Of Majority in their region to be eligible to win. If selected in the draw, you’ll be asked to provide proof of legal age.

Emails submitting the 10 codes to enter the draw for an iPad mini® must be sent by Midnight Monday April 21st, 2014.

Entrants must provide initials, pseudonyms, or region so that they can identify themselves anonymously when winners are announced.

Only one entry is allowed per user.

You DO NOT need a Sex.com account to participate in the contest, however your odds of finding the Easter Pins are higher if you do have a Sex.com account.

10 winners will be selected by random draw on April 25th, 2014.

iPads® will not be shipped to PO boxes.

Now on to some important but boring information about the contest…

Contest Terms and Conditions

1. Entrants must send entries as required in the contest announcement in order to be eligible. Entries received after the deadline set forth in the contest announcement are ineligible, null, and void. Sex.com will not be responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries. Sex.comis not responsible for entries that are sent but not received by Sex.com for any reason.

2. Entrants must be prepared to present proof of age and identity provided they are selected as contest winners in order to confirm the winner’s identity.

3. All winners will be notified by the email they provided to Sex.com when they initially entered the contest.

If the winner does not respond to the notification within five (5) business days, another winner will be chosen. Failure to respond within the time frame listed above shall mean that the provisional winner forfeits the prize.

4. Only one entry per person will be considered for contest entry.

5. You acknowledge and agree that Sex.com shall have no obligation to post, display, or otherwise make publicly available any Materials submitted by you.

6. All entrants and winners must be of Age of Majority in their region, unless otherwise stated or posted.

7. Winners may not request substitutions of prize winnings.

8. Neither Sex.com nor its officers, directors, employees, agents, successors, or assigns shall be liable for any warranty, costs, damage, injury, or any other claims incurred as a result of the usage of a prize by any winner including but in no way limited to each and every aspect of the taking of a trip or tour as part of a contest prize. Sex.com is not liable for any loss arising out of or in connection with any contest promoted by Sex.com.

9. Sex.com is not responsible for any loss of prizes due to shipping error.

10. If the specified prize becomes unavailable for any reason, Sex.com in its sole and absolute discretion may substitute a prize of like or equal value.

11. Sex.com reserves the right in its sole and absolute discretion to terminate any contest at any time without prior notice.

12. Sex.com reserves the right in its sole and absolute discretion to alter any contest rules at any time.

13. By entering a contest, you conclusively are deemed to have agreed to be bound by these contest rules and terms and conditions as well as by any rules specific to such contest. This is an irrevocable condition of entry.

14. The odds of winning depend upon the number of entries received and cannot be determined in advance.

15. No purchase or payment of any consideration is necessary to enter the contest.

16. Sex.com will not be responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries. Sex.com is not responsible for entries that are sent but not received by Sex.com for any reason.

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We collect information from you when you send us a comment, register on Sex.com or subscribe to our RSS feed.

When commenting on our site or registering on Sex.com, as appropriate, you may be asked to enter your e-mail address. You may, however, visit our website or Sex.com anonymously.

Contest winners will be asked to provide proof of legal age solely for the purpose of confirming the identity and that said winner is not in violation of Sex.com’s terms of service.

What do we use your information for?

Any of the information we collect from you may be used in one of the following ways:

To administer a contest, promotion, survey or other site feature.

How do we protect your information?

We implement a variety of security measures to maintain the safety of your personal information when you enter, submit, or access your personal information.

Do we use cookies?

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We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information. This does not include trusted third parties who assist us in operating our website, conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential. We may also release your information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with the law, enforce our site policies, or protect ours or others rights, property, or safety. However, non-personally identifiable visitor information may be provided to other parties for marketing, advertising, or other uses.

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And finally we’d like to thank Tasha Reign for being the star of Sex.com Sexy Bunny Hunt. Not only is Tasha the star of the Sexy Bunny Hunt, she’s also letting Sex.com users join her exclusive site TASHAREIGN.COM for $9.95 for a month! That’s $20 off the regular price of a month pass to TASHAREING.COM. So go claim your discounted membership now:

If you visited Sex.com yesterday, you probably saw this bizarre message when you first arrived:

Sex.com going porn-free? A place to share their inspiration images, recipes, clothing, and so much more? BOOO.

Please, hold your boos. It’s not true. Sex.com is not going porn free. It was all just an April Fool’s prank. And a successful April Fool’s prank if I may say so because a lot of you were furious that Sex.com had banned porn.

Here’s now for your reading pleasure is one email out of 1000s we received from loyal Sex.com users that didn’t get the joke:

Hey you guys really fucked up. Your site was my favorite porn site because I could just scroll forever and see hot pics and videos. But you turned your backs on us by making this deal. I think it’s totally unfair to do this with no warning. What’s going to happen to all my boards? Are they going to be deleted? I spent time and effort into making those boards, the least you could have done was let us know in advance.

I can’t believe that you would even ask for donations. You probably made millions off that deal and you’re too cheap to front the cash for yourself? I’m really disappointed. I’ll never be coming back to Sex.com ever again.

Even Sex.com Blog contributor Gil Powers didn’t realize what was going on. Here is Gil’s reaction to the prank:

Is Sex.com really going porn-free? When did this happen? How come no one told me? Am I out of a job? I’ve tried calling the office but no one is picking up their phones. Please someone call me back when they get this email.

Poor Gil. Dude just can’t catch a break.

Despite all the confusing our little prank caused, I am happy to report that 891,359 people tried to secure donations to bring porn back to Sex.com!

891,359 people!

WOW!

That’s almost 200,000 more people trying to bring porn back to Sex.com than currently living in Detroit.

It’s reassuring to know that almost a million people love Sex.com enough that they were willing to donate their own money to keep Sex.com the way it is.

So in summation, we’re sorry that if you were confused and or enraged by our April Fool’s prank. But mostly, we’re humbled by how devoted our users are to Sex.com. And for that reason alone, we’ll never go porn-free.

A big thank you to everyone who clicked “Secure Donation”. You’ll always have a special place in our hearts.

You might have heard that the world wide web turned 25 this week. In celebration of this milestone, I decided to use the Wayback Machineto see how Sex.com, the most expensive domain name of all time, has evolved. Continue Reading

The Sochi Winter Olympics are set to open on Friday, February 7th 2014. Unless you only get your news from this blog, which you should stop doing because there’s so much more important news that you’re missing out on, you might have heard that Russia hates gay people.

That last statement might be a little harsh. It’s important to note that being gay isn’t against the law in Russia, nor is engaging in homosexual acts in private. However, it is illegal to “propagate non-traditional sexual relations”. This is what we call doublespeak. These laws, while not explicitly condoning physical violence against the LGBT community, amplify the preexisting homophobia prevalent amongst many Russians.

There has been international backlash against these laws because the Olympics are supposed to be a summit celebrating camaraderie, peace, and sportsmanship.

In the spirit of the games, we decided to get to know the host country’s porn habits a little bit better. Sex.com receives approximately 30 million visits per month. In terms of visits per country, Russia ranks sixth almost a million monthly visitors.

We took a look at the most commonly searched terms and the results were shocking…RUSSIA LOVES GAY PORN. Continue Reading

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