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Monday, December 22, 2008

I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED MY "PUNCH LINE" CLIPS AT THE END OF MY BLOGS OF LATE. I PLAGERIZE THESE FROM THE LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL.

I SAVE THESE CLIPS IN A FILE ON MY COMPUTER AND THEN ADD THEM AT THE END OF MY BLOG. MOST ARE BASED ON CURRENT EVENTS AND SITTING IN MY COMPUTER FILE THEY TEND TO GET OLD AND OUT OF DATE. I'M CLEANING OUT THE FILE TODAY AND USING ALL OF THEM. ENJOY, SMILE, AND THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG.

THE PUNCH LINE"In Japan, officials in a small town called Obama say they're going to invite Barack Obama to visit. A similar trip happened after Bill Clinton was elected and was invited to Horndog, Thailand." -- Conan O'Brien

Thought For The Day – The reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

Bumper Snicker Like a roll of toilet paper, life goes faster at the end

THE PUNCH LINE"More than two pounds of pot was found in a leather basket tomb. It is already being called the earliest known artifact from the era known as the Bong Dynasty in China.They're saying it may explain why it took so long to invent the wheel." - Jimmy Kimmel

THE PUNCH LINE"The (Somali) pirates have gone high-tech. They even have MySpace pages. Current mood? 'Looking for booty.' " -- Craig Ferguson

THE PUNCH LINE"President Bush and his lovely wife, Laura, have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. People have underestimated this guy. Five months ago he would had to pay $10 million for that house. But thanks to his economic plan he got it at a bargain." -- Jay Leno

THE PUNCH LINE"How about O.J.? Going to prison for 33 years for robbing two guys. Legal experts say his only mistake in robbing these two guys? He shoulda killed 'em, then he'd be playing golf." -- David Letterman

THE PUNCH LINE"All these scandals -- I just hope they don't tarnish the fine reputation of Illinois politics." -- David Letterman

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