MOSQUITOES: FIGHT THE BITE THE RIGHT WAY – WHAT WORKS AND WHAT DOESN’T

These guys have a way of violating your personal space. Before you know it, they’ve got a belly full of your blood — which they’ll use to make more of the vampiric pests — and you’ve got a huge red bump on your skin marking the area where the violation occurred.

Mosquitoes are known to spread malaria and a variety of viruses through these bites, including West Nile, dengue, and, most recently, Zika. But even if you don’t contract these, you’re surely going to feel itchy and experience some level of swelling.

It's actually your own body that's creating that itch.

As soon as a mosquito sticks its needle into you, it injects saliva containing proteins that numb the area so you'll never know it was there. Then, once it’s found a good blood vessel, other proteins within the saliva act as vasodilators — expanding the blood vessel — while also preventing the blood from clotting.

The itch typically comes a few hours later, when your body's immune system reacts to the saliva and produces histamines, Dr. Lindsey Bordone, assistant professor of dermatology at Columbia University Medical Center, tells BuzzFeed Health. Those histamines cause your nerves to "send an itchy signal," and can increase blood flow to the area, which is why it might seem a little swollen. That's usually when you notice you've been bit.

Sorry, alcohol won't do the trick.

You've probably used rubbing alcohol to sanitize the area around a cut, but there's no use trying it on a mosquito bite. In fact, it can actually make the itching worse since it dries out the skin, says Bordone.

Honey, too. It's super sticky anyway.

Honey has been proven in several studies to be an effective antibacterial. However, it doesn’t have any useful anti-inflammatory properties for itchy mosquito bites — and that’s what we’re looking for here.

“It’s the reaction to the mosquito saliva that [makes you itchy]. It's your own immune system recognizing it and creating an inflammatory reaction," Dr. Robert Sporter, board-certified allergist at ENT & Allergy Associates in New York City, tells BuzzFeed Health. So antibacterial agents aren't really going to be helpful, he says.

Marking an "X" with your fingernails and using spit? Nope.

Who knows where this originated, but it definitely doesn't work. “You can’t really fight your own body with spit,” Sporter says. In fact, you could be opening yourself up to an infection — particularly if you're making marks in the bite or scratching it a lot.

“When people scratch over and over again, or make those marks, they’re putting cuts in their skin, which can introduce staph,” Bordone says. “So one of the biggest issues that we have when people chronically scratch their mosquito bites is it’ll turn into cellulitis; they’ll develop a bacterial infection because they’ve broken the skin so much.”

Lemon, basil, and other botanicals might work.

The jury’s kind of out on using plants and herbs to relieve itchiness. Especially since what works for one person could irritate another, says Bordone.

On the other hand, Dr. Ronald Davis, a fellow of the American Academy of Dermatology, tells BuzzFeed Health that lemon juice may get rid of some itch. Even though it's acidic, he says it's often well tolerated on the skin. Basil could also help if you crush it up a little to release the oils inside and apply it to the bite, he says.

But again, this really varies from person to person, so if you have sensitive skin you might not want to experiment.

Getting cold can really help.

While a cold compress will do, substances with cooling properties are also effective at relieving the itch. Davis says anything containing essential oils like menthol, camphor, tea tree, eucalyptus, nutmeg, and thymol is best.

“These ingredients have anti-inflammatory properties, helping to reduce pain, swelling, and itching,” he says. “For this reason they are also used in Vicks salve, lineaments, and creams for muscle aches.”

Bordone agrees that Vicks — and even toothpaste — may ease the itchiness. The histamine reaction will still be there, but it'll give you temporary relief, she says. That said, she still cautioned that overuse of any essential oils could lead to allergies and sensitivities.

But the best line of treatment is actually a steroid cream.

“As much as you want to put on an oil or something to treat the itch, really what you need is to help the inflammation,” Sporter says. “The best thing to put on a mosquito bite is cortisone cream."

Steroid creams work by constricting the blood vessels and reducing the inflammation that's at the root of the itchiness — something essential oils can't do. Plus, you can find them over the counter at basically any drugstore.

If the bite isn't getting better, or it's getting worse (note: softball-sized mosquito bites are not normal), check with your doctor. Some people may even have an allergic reaction to the bites, which may prompt their doctors to prescribe oral steroids to get it under control. Either way, it shouldn't be long before you're feeling better.