I’m not 100% sure why this video exists, but it’s one of my fantasies given life.

A lady needs help from (an approximation of) The Geek Squad, those guys who stand in the back of a Best Buy and only help fix your computer if you’ve got three weeks and three times as much money as a computer costs. It’s like the DMV for computers. They don’t help her, of course, because they are SOBs, and suddenly RONDA ROUSEY appears out of nowhere and starts f**king them up. OKAY, COOL.

Video is after the jump. If you’re like me and spent too much of your life working in a Best Buy (Quarterly All-star, holla) and/or love watching Ronda Rousey annihilate nerds, you’ll love it.

Of course, I’m still not totally sure what they’re selling. I figured out that Insureon “protects small businesses,” but do they protect me by unleashing WMMA stars at my command? Like, if a mold inspector tries to manipulate me into paying thousands of dollars, does Cat Zingano burst through the wall and start punching him? If they don’t, can we find a way to make that happen?

“You want me to pay you to remove a virus my dumb-ass got watching porn?!? And you can’t remove it RIGHT THIS INSTANT? What the fuck is wrong with you? I’ll go with some shady insurance company sponsored by a transphobic MMA fighter instead!”

And I get paid to listen to those people bitch. I come here to forget that I have a job at Best Buy, one of the few companies that will support and embrace and defend the fact that I’m transgendered. And I STILL take pride in the fact that I’m damn good at my job, and can fix most problems over the counter without charging a dime or taking a device. And so are the people I work with. I don’t like opening up my browser to a blog I enjoy only to get shit on at 10am by someone whose work I respect.

and yeah, I’m aware you probably don’t give a fuck whether I read or not and that I’m still going to read regardless. But hopefully if you ever see one of us in uniform again you’ll remember we’re not just stupid fucking drones – some of us are pretty awesome and have lives outside of work.