“There must’ve been some magic…or witchcraft…in that old silk hat they found.” For those of you unaware of the intricate plot of this christmas classic: Several school children are having a Christmas party in their classroom, when a less than … Continue reading →

Well…well…well While sometimes the Arkansas Razorback fanbase can be an odd bunch, one that could be accused of being loud, irrational, impatient, unrealistic, unreasonable, even bloodthirsty… …they are not always incorrect. In a display of what can only be described … Continue reading →

Hi! How are YOU?! I have unfortunately been severely falling down on my responsibilities to the internet Gods. But the time has come for them to be appeased. Hey speaking of the Gods, I am becoming more and more confident … Continue reading →

Ice to see you. So…pretty quiet around Fayetteville. Oh, and by “quiet,” I mean ridiculous, unfiltered, panic… Because by sundown tonight, the entire state of Arkansas will be a victim of an otherworldly flaunting of Mother Nature’s supreme, unchallenged power…commonly … Continue reading →

Well…it’s Tuesday. Tuesday is usually such a terrible day. Monday is barely over, and you still have 3 whole days left of your godforsaken workweek. In my opinion, Tuesday ranks second only to Thursday as the suckiest day of the … Continue reading →

Salutations! You have successfully made it to the new home of the Scumblog. This will be where all future posts will come from, so plan accordingly. Props to my dear fiance, Jessi, for designing the tremendously unflattering header you see … Continue reading →