October 1, 2014

A tale of too shitties

It’s 3 am and I have a working day tomorrow, up with a cold and cough, so having a coffee and a smoke before trying for 3 hours sleep, so this will be a shortie.

I wish I could give you all sorts of reasons like research, or because of a bet, or something, but the fact is there was nothing like that, it just happened.

“it” being me chatting to a skanky 20 something whose mum lives a couple of doors down, and this skank, and her mates, are bottom of the barrel gutter material, but, it was clear from the outset they had it in mind to play along with the old man (me) and wind the old cunt up, ok, I’m feeling like shit with the onset of the cold anyway, so what followed was two days of them trying to troll me, while me trying not to let on that there isn’t even 0.01% chance of me actually wanting to fuck either of them… or being taken for a ride / mug…

I’ll omit the gutter tales of boyfriends in prison, kids taken away by social services, STD and drink and drugs, unfit bodies, missing teeth, and so on.

What it is, is this… talk to either one alone, and you could have some sort of conversation, and one in particular told me a lot about herself, and I don’t think what she told me was too wide of the mark.

As soon as they were together, it was like being trapped in a classroom full of 6 year old with special needs.

What I am saying is, together its lets wind the old cunt up week, alone, well, who know, maybe they were still playing the wind up / prick tease (forget desirability, this is about them and their actions and motives) or maybe some of the inner yeah I’d go for that was coming out.

And the purpose of this post, it’s been so long since I have had any action other than swinging / fucking sites, that I had forgotten all about the social side of shit, I’d forgotten about chatting up wimminz, and so I’d forgotten something that these two skanks forcefully reminded me of.

So yeah, we are all playing fucking games with each other, but this remembered thing was a 16 incher droning in from over the horizon to blow up in your front yard.

The chick alone, you may get to fuck her, because she is bored, and fucking you is less boring than not fucking you.

There is nothing on this planet more inane and worthless that young skank gutter ho’s, all insulated from the realities of life by the welfare state, if you wanted to fuck up ISIS just round the skanks up and ship them over there by the tens of thousands.

It’s not the STD’s or lack of morals or anything else that would fuck up ISIS, so much as the sudden drop in mean IQ (and corresponding rise back here) to the point where nobody could tip piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the sole.

I’m not even going to pay 2 pennies to fuck you, because I know you don’t have change, and I don’t want to fuck you twice.