Peter Stringfellow: Beermat Collector!

Peter Stringfellow, night club owner and mullet aficionado,
spoke yesterday to The Haddock, about his other side, which ordinary people donâ€™t see. â€˜When Iâ€™m not opening new lap dancing bars and making love to one of my harem of young beautiful women, I like to relax with my collection of beer mats.

When Iâ€™m touring the country with business, thereâ€™s nothing I like more than to find an old real ale pub and sample some proper beer, thatâ€™s got plenty of taste. I make a note in my pocket notebook of the beerâ€™s name, alcohol content and my own personal rating he chuckled. I also take a beer mat home to add to my extensive collection that Iâ€™ve built up over the years.

Such is his passion, Stringfellow has applied to join the executive committee of CAMRA and is contemplating opening a micro brewery company of his own, Strip Porno Real Beers, aimed at the for the discerning sex pervert palate. He added â€œThereâ€™s nothing I like to do more of an evening than sit down with a glass of Old Bishops Scrotum, listening to Radcliffe and MacConie on Radio 2 and index my collection of mats.