Monday, April 12, 2010

Advanced Baby

My child is so advanced. She's in the terrible twos despite being only 20 months! So advanced. In the past week she has had tantrums about:

* having to wear pants (this is disturbingly common)* not getting to stab me with a pencil* having her diaper changed* being offered juice* spilling her juice all over herself and the couch (by rights this should have been MY tantrum)* having medicine*having daddy not hold her* having daddy offer to hold her* being picked up* being put down* et cetera and so forth