Although Groucho Marx started his film career in the silent movie era, he earned his fame far before his movie stardom. Groucho Marx and his brothers became popular after their Broadway play "I'll Say She Is." With the success of this play, Groucho Marx became well known as a cigar smoking comedian, with a fake bushy mustache. As his popularity grew, he became even more famous for his rib-tickling one-liners. If you enjoy humorous quotes, Groucho Marx can make you chuckle with delight.

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7.30 to 8.00 to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

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Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?

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Don’t look now but I think there’s one too many is this room right now, and I think it’s you.

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I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

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I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury.

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If he [Chico] made ten thousand dollars a day, he'd spend ten thousand dollars a day. I don't mind that. What I do mind is that he still sleeps better than I do.

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If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor.

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If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me.

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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

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My brother thinks he's a chicken - we don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs.

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My favorite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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It's [L.A.] a wonderful city. If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

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I've been looking for a girl like you -- not you, but a girl like you

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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

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Oh! Are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.

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Some people think I'm boring but if they really knew me, they'd know there's a party happening everyday inside. I'm experiencing life and learning how to live, trying to reach out to others, a step or two beyond.
I'm not too old that I cannot learn, I am a student.
I'm from a generation who had to use their imagination, we didn't have gadgets like today but since we do my imagination and gadgets are like new best friends.....

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Parades

There were parades every Memorial Day, to honor our men that were brave, for the ones that made it back and the ones that didn't. Parades for Labor Day, Halloween, Christmas and just about any other holiday were a big deal in my town. Going to the Park later for a picnic and a swim at the pool was something to be yearned for but is filed safely back in the section of Heartfelt memories. Fried Chicken, Baked Beans, Potato Salad were a part of our treasured times, hearing the carousel and smelling the the cotton candy, and the lines never seem to cease when you're so thirsty for the lime soda at the concession stand, that looks straight out of "Life with Father".I wake up and my memories are filed and I look out the window and see the litter, the lack of Norman, hear the rude obnoxious base pulsating off my windows and wonder what is so good about all of this. I walk back to the file and I pull it out once again and I 'm reminded of a time when just a parade was passing us by.

A little bit About Me

I 'm a Web Designer/ Developer, Graphic Artist, and more :) . Aside from my work, which seems more like fun, I love to bake, and my latest passion is bread. I do this when my "fun" seems more like work.

I like to write as well and have a half finished book in the works, some day I will finish it……I envision myself completing this book at the beach…roughing it!

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LEAN ON ME AND I WILL COMFORT YOU,AND TELL YOU STORIES OF MYSTERY AND ADVENTURE. I'LL SHELTER YOU FROM THE ELEMENTS AND WE'LL LOOK OVER, ACROSS TIMELESS PAGES AND LET OUR MINDS WANDER WITH TEA PARTIES AND TREASURES, AND BY DAYS END, WE'LL HAVE REACHED A PLACE PARCHED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

THE WIND HAS STIRRED MY OUTSTRETCHED "ARMS" AND THE ADVENTURES HAVE SINCE CEASED,BUT TOMORROW YOU'LL LEAN ON ME , AND WE'LL BEGIN AGAIN WAKING PAGES FROM THEIR SLUMBER, TO VISIT UNDER THIS AUSPICIOUS CANOPY WITH ENDLESS TWISTS TURNS AND ADVENTURE ENVELOPING TIME.