KARKAT: ANSWER ME YOU JACKOFF.KARKAT: DON'T BE ALL LIKE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO PICK UP, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID.KARKAT: YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS METEOR WHO'S GOT EVEN LESS ON HIS NUTRITION PLATEAU THAN ME.KARKAT: EVEN THE MAYOR HAS A MORE DEMANDING SCHEDULE THAN WE DO, LET'S FACE THE FUCKING FACTS.KARKAT: WHAT. DID YOU THINK CAN TOWN RUNS ITSELF??KARKAT: FAT CHANCE.KARKAT: DAVE.KARKAT: GOD DAMN IT DAVE.KARKAT: I HAVE A PROBLEM.KARKAT: NO.KARKAT: *WE* HAVE A PROBLEM.

Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.