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Bjrn Parramoure The Evils of Personal Fitness Essay Little Timmy jogs down the street everyday He believes that becoming more physically fit will help him in his life ahead Little does Timmy know that his quest for a shapely physique will not only prove useless in the future but will also ruin his entire life He will find himself without a spouse and missing from the neck down Personal fitness is an evil spreading through the earth like an epidemic which consumes the soul and crushes the spirit As Little Timmy grows older he realizes that he is in need of cash He flips through the yellow pages and finds a computer store with decent wages A few days later he waltzes into the store and asks the manager for an interview The manager agrees and he asks Little Timmy to boot up one of the computers in the store Little Timmy sits down at the chair and stares at the monitor for three straight minutes Little Timmy spins around in his chair and says Arent I qualified I can bench 210 and Ive got only 4 body fat as he flashes a sparkling grin and flexes his toned muscles The amused manager laughs in his face and chortles Ha ha Physical fitness wont get you a job you muscle bound imbecile Quit listening to peer propaganda and use your brain Computers and technology are the future Were not huntergatherers anymore ya know Little Timmys once confident smile fades and he shuffles out of the store feeling dejected and misled This is a common scenario in our technologically advanced society nowadays Humans rely on their strength to bring them prosperity and they end up with pockets emptied by get slim quick gimmicks and deflated self esteems Soon modern technology will revolutionize the world and people will begin to ask themselves Why did I ever worry about exercising now that I have pills to regulate

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