I recall one time in Bibendum restaurant having an allergic reaction to an oyster and having to be carried out of the toilets by London Ambulance guys after developing more blotches on my face than Tulisa's legs (and best if I dont mention the projectile vomiting and the shit sprayed rather copiously to, in, and from the toilet.)

I recall one time in Bibendum restaurant having an allergic reaction to an oyster and having to be carried out of the toilets by London Ambulance guys after developing more blotches on my face than Tulisa's legs (and best if I dont mention the projectile vomiting and the shit sprayed rather copiously to, in, and from the toilet.)

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Come on, don't eat anything from the sea, it stinks and causes gastric problems. Don't tell me you went to Egypt all inclusive?

Come on, don't eat anything from the sea, it stinks and causes gastric problems. Don't tell me you went to Egypt all inclusive?

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Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.

Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.

Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.

Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.

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Lobster mussels and whelks are vegetables now? I never got the memo on that one.