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In England, a city councilman has admitted to cheating on his wife . . . with an ALIEN. He says he has sex about four times a year with a large, green space alien called the Cat Queen. They even have a child together. And he doesn't believe this will cost him his political career, since it hasn't affected his work.
(Northern Echo)

Oreos just unveiled a new flavor for the summer . . . WATERMELON OREOS. They're vanilla Oreo cookies with watermelon-flavored cream in the middle. And believe it or not, the early reviews are positive, and say they taste like watermelon ice cream. But you can only buy them at Target.
(Consumerist / Dinosaur Dracula / Junk Food Guy)

Oreos just unveiled a new flavor for the summer . . . WATERMELON OREOS. They're vanilla Oreo cookies with watermelon-flavored cream in the middle. And believe it or not, the early reviews are positive, and say they taste like watermelon ice cream. But you can only buy them at Target.
(Consumerist / Dinosaur Dracula / Junk Food Guy)

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. is in Massachusetts filming a new movie, and Heather Denno brought her one-and-a-half-year-old son Jaxson to meet him, because the kid is a HUGE Iron Man fan. Unfortunately, Jaxson didn't realize he was just meeting Tony Stark . . . and the disappointment CRUSHED him. He started bawling right there in front of Downey . . . who had to talk him down. (People)

REESE WITHERSPOON had a Marilyn Monroe moment when the wind blew her skirt up. But at least she had a sense of humor about it. (Daily Mail)

REESE WITHERSPOON had a Marilyn Monroe moment when the wind blew her skirt up. But at least she had a sense of humor about it. (Daily Mail)

REESE WITHERSPOON had a Marilyn Monroe moment when the wind blew her skirt up. But at least she had a sense of humor about it. (Daily Mail)

REESE WITHERSPOON had a Marilyn Monroe moment when the wind blew her skirt up. But at least she had a sense of humor about it. (Daily Mail)

Another photo has surfaced of a fast food worker doing something disgusting to your food. This one shows a Wendy's employee drinking a Frosty straight out of the machine. Wendy's says it's investigating.
(Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)

A Wendy's in Canada has come out with a nine-patty burger. They're calling it the T-Rex Burger . . . which makes sense since if you consume that much fat and calories, you'll soon become extinct. (Huffington Post)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

A guy in England is selling his beat up Mercedes on eBay, and to get some attention, he's targeting chubby chasers. He had his plus-size girlfriend pose with the car, and it seems to be working, since the bidding for the car is up past $240,000 . . . which is at least 10 times the value. Even though the car has 160,000 miles and a ton of damage.
(eBay / Daily Mail)

The 29-year-old who blew the whistle on the NSA spying knew he had to leave everything in his life behind. That included his 28-year-old girlfriend . . . who's a PROFESSIONAL POLE DANCER. She says she didn't even get to say goodbye to him before he went to Hong Kong to expose the NSA . . . and now they may never see each other again. (Yahoo)

The 29-year-old who blew the whistle on the NSA spying knew he had to leave everything in his life behind. That included his 28-year-old girlfriend . . . who's a PROFESSIONAL POLE DANCER. She says she didn't even get to say goodbye to him before he went to Hong Kong to expose the NSA . . . and now they may never see each other again. (Yahoo)

The 29-year-old who blew the whistle on the NSA spying knew he had to leave everything in his life behind. That included his 28-year-old girlfriend . . . who's a PROFESSIONAL POLE DANCER. She says she didn't even get to say goodbye to him before he went to Hong Kong to expose the NSA . . . and now they may never see each other again. (Yahoo)

The 29-year-old who blew the whistle on the NSA spying knew he had to leave everything in his life behind. That included his 28-year-old girlfriend . . . who's a PROFESSIONAL POLE DANCER. She says she didn't even get to say goodbye to him before he went to Hong Kong to expose the NSA . . . and now they may never see each other again. (Yahoo)

The 29-year-old who blew the whistle on the NSA spying knew he had to leave everything in his life behind. That included his 28-year-old girlfriend . . . who's a PROFESSIONAL POLE DANCER. She says she didn't even get to say goodbye to him before he went to Hong Kong to expose the NSA . . . and now they may never see each other again. (Yahoo)

The 29-year-old who blew the whistle on the NSA spying knew he had to leave everything in his life behind. That included his 28-year-old girlfriend . . . who's a PROFESSIONAL POLE DANCER. She says she didn't even get to say goodbye to him before he went to Hong Kong to expose the NSA . . . and now they may never see each other again. (Yahoo)

Last week, a woman in New York met a guy through an online dating app. And after a few messages, he sent an unsolicited photo of his JUNK. She flipped out, and when he insulted her, she found him on Facebook, found his MOM on Facebook . . . and apparently sent HER the photo.
(Daily Dot)

Last week, a woman in New York met a guy through an online dating app. And after a few messages, he sent an unsolicited photo of his JUNK. She flipped out, and when he insulted her, she found him on Facebook, found his MOM on Facebook . . . and apparently sent HER the photo.
(Daily Dot)

Last week, a woman in New York met a guy through an online dating app. And after a few messages, he sent an unsolicited photo of his JUNK. She flipped out, and when he insulted her, she found him on Facebook, found his MOM on Facebook . . . and apparently sent HER the photo.
(Daily Dot)

Last week, a woman in New York met a guy through an online dating app. And after a few messages, he sent an unsolicited photo of his JUNK. She flipped out, and when he insulted her, she found him on Facebook, found his MOM on Facebook . . . and apparently sent HER the photo.
(Daily Dot)

Last week, a woman in New York met a guy through an online dating app. And after a few messages, he sent an unsolicited photo of his JUNK. She flipped out, and when he insulted her, she found him on Facebook, found his MOM on Facebook . . . and apparently sent HER the photo.
(Daily Dot)

A man in Wilmington, North Carolina used to go shopping at Walmart several times a week . . . and every time, he made sure to go through the same woman's checkout line. Eventually he asked her out to dinner, and began bringing her lunch at work. And after eight years of romance, they got married in February . . . in the store's LAYAWAY SECTION. (CNN)

Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it. (NBC 9 - Denver)

Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it. (NBC 9 - Denver)

Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it. (NBC 9 - Denver)

Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it. (NBC 9 - Denver)

Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it. (NBC 9 - Denver)

Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it. (NBC 9 - Denver)

Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it. (NBC 9 - Denver)