Angus T. Jones has been an active child actor since 1999, but it was his role in Two and a Half Men and the half man, Jake, that made him a star. Now Angus is one of the richest teens earning $1.2 million per season of the sitcom that will never die.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.