Talk about video games, movies, music, news, and technology without wading through a thousand dumb kids and dozen exclamation points after each sentence. Try it out for a few days and remember what it's like to breathe Internet air without getting two lungs full of stupid.

Don't sweat it kiddo, I think birthday threads, and for the most part birthday wishes, got thrown to the curb a while ago, they just don't happen much anymore. You should get drunk and lose to me in SF later. I'll even let you win a round since it's your special day

I'm not intentionally deleting shit off your wall. I saw a gif of a chameleon walking with the text Haters Gonna Hate and thought of you. I tried to put it here, but what worked for me on the old board doesn't seem to work here. I then tried to put it in your rep. If that failed, fuck this place.

I'm tired of not going anywhere. I realized a few months ago I'm at a complete standstill in life. I've had little opportunity to move to anything else. With more seasoned pros competing for jobs suited for people my age, it's harder to find something to move to in my field. And it's aggravating.

I don't know how people can sit still in one place long enough and be content. It's impossible for me to remain happy in the same situation. At first I thought there was something wrong

So the time is upon where couples are rushing to get to the altar and sign a contract stating they will pool their resources together and if they happen to separate it may lead to financial ruin. Even knowing this, everyone wants to get married. It's disheartening. I'm even going to be in a TNLer's wedding party *cough cough* but he will do what he does. The alternative choice isn't the best bet.

Anyway, weddings are a blast. I meet great people, I get down, and I act a clown.

Today is the only day not only out of my four-day vacation but of my next few weekends which I have all to myself. I got a few things done, got back to the gym, cleaned a little bit, and gathered supplies for the next two days. Now I'm home, in my room, doing nothing but reading the news, TNL, and having a drink.

So to those of you who are enjoying some well-earned time off from the doldrums of your work, social, and/or personal life, I toast to thee.