miniature shopping carts.

look. i enjoyed playing store as much as the next kid on the block. at home. the furniture was the shelves, the coffee table was the check-out and the laundry basket was the shopping cart. and that’s where the delusion ended.

maybe it seemed like a good idea to somebody at some point to make miniature shopping carts to keep kids amused at the store. i’ve got a better idea. keep the kids at home. or, stick their little legs under the handle and buckle them into the seat of the big shopping cart with the non-safety safety belt.

because the last thing anyone wants to do after work is have a real life game of knee on shopping cart bumper cars in an overcrowded shop.

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Or you could consider strapping them to your car bumper / fender and using their rubbery form to gain a bit more cushioning in the event of a little mistake – and I tell you something else – it might just absorb enough of the impact to prevent that bloody air bag from opening and hving to be stuffed back in???

really? they actually have made people shop at different stores? unfortunately all of the shops here seem to have them. i just keep walking. and if they get into my way, tough nuts. i bump them out of my way a little, then i shoot the parents a little stink eye.