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Monday, July 16, 2018

THE STRANGE AFFAIR OF WALKER BALLANTINE

December 25, 2014

I saw this post entitled Walker Ballantine. And there was nothing in the post.
Well, that’s not very fair to Walker or Mr Ballantine.
This fellow started out as a character in my list of other names by which I call myself from time to time. I always
figured a little camouflage doesn’t hurt - especially at such times as you are being pursued. Or such times when you’re just certain you are being pursued and it’s your imagination only. Paranoid spells.
The characters I create, some of them
become pals of mine. They’re me and they’re not me.
Walker has somehow developed a personality of his
own. To be honest, I often like this alter ego better than I like myself. And unlike me, when I go through depressive patches, Walker Ballantine is usually fun to be with.
Besides, Walker has written all my erotica. When
I write erotica, I usually put these tales in bright blue notebooks. And then I stack them in the other room -
Walker’s room. I keep these stories because they are well

written and arousing as they are to me when I write them,
after the passion has passed, I read them the next morning.
And these fetish stories are so extreme…. that the morning after, when having breakfast in a local pizza house, I read them again.
When I read these stories in the morning, a strange metamorphosis has taken place. Walker’s hot and sexy story
of the night before often becomes quite hilarious the morning
after.
I type the damn things so fast, sometimes just using one hand because my other hand is busy, I type them so fast that I have no memory of the hot scenes the morning after.
It was nothing for me, using certain stimulants, to type up a smoking cloud of sixty pages single spaced for me to read at breakfast.
No memory at all. So at breakfast I’m reading these words afresh. I’m no longer in a sexual frenzy. I’m hungry and happy and clear-headed, so that when I read the first few pages I’m astounded at what I’m reading. And rather than get aroused, I see these pages for the true comic effect
they have.
Many times I’ve started to laugh in the restaurant, laugh so hard that tears come to my eyes
and I have to put a hand in my mouth so as not
to shout out loud laughing and shock the other diners.Also, I press my knees tight together in case some other unacceptable kind of accident might occur,
while I’m undergoing convulsions of hilarity.
I noticed the other day that I have a thousand
pages in these bright blue notebooks. I’m going to have to publish some of these stories on a site that is clearly marked OVER 18. The writing is too damn good to throw away of keep private.
It’s Walker Ballantine’s writing that gives such arousal and so many laughs. Well, I thought I’d better say something in his defence. What a guy!
May he never stop his strange activities!

About Me

As years go by, there are more and more things I find not to do. Silence is essential, and loud music from time to time.Born in North Bay, Ontario, I grew up in Jamaica, West Indies, in the Parish of St. Ann. Now back up north, spend time in hut on cliff top, paddling a light canoe, when available

I'm going to do some singing on stage again, name - John Rock and the Angels put out a CD called, "It;s So Serious!" Have to re-master. Now doing CD "Wild Kingdom - A Johnny Rock Retrospective" (double disc)I'm learning how to digitize hundreds of live performance tapes.

My primary concern at the moment isincluding videos for my, "Songs That Cook" feature. And sprucing up recordings from my stage performances, so I can list musicians playing on each track, some of whom have died or gone crazy. Working with various John Rock bands can be mad fun and stressful.Hell, life is stressful. Being an animal in the forest is stressful. Singing and playing rhythms on stage with a group of talented people, that's a joy. When the music becomes one with the audience, that's an even greater joy - that's damn close to heaven on earth.I'm working with over ten diffferent manuscripts - parts of some of them are on amazon.com/kindle and ebooks. These books tend to be serials with chapters being added as I write them.I write erotic and fetish literature as Walker Ballantine (none published so far but coming soon)...Wait! "Stories From The Female Orgasm Clinic" is a Tumblr blog.I write spiritual and realization (foundation experience) tracts - some are published on amazon.comunder the title, "Most Ancient Gospel Found Anew, The Second Coming of Christ; I think some people think I'm a freak because I have had experiences that convinced me that the One Who Is Creating Us is conscious.I write "WAIT-A-BIT! Tales of Isolation and Panic. Moonshine Sketches of a Pickled Town" These are stories about the north that I find funny.There's nothing funnier than seeing a mankicking something in the throes of a tantrum... or the moment he realizes he's screwed because he's landed in the middle of the wilderness -nowhere -and he can't get out and he's hearing tales of animal attacks. And I write plenty more, for example, myBlogger blogs. One of my favourites is "The Whip and the Cross" which speaks of the split between the spirit and the flesh in the human psyche.O.K. Now I'm starting to bore myselfand I'm probably boring you also. So for now,enough is enough!