****Frank would really like people to try to stick within the parameters of these requirements. This is not a contest.****

Shipping: November 26 (or earlier) – December 12 (all boxes must be delivered by the 17th, Friday)

We have an opening and haul post day where everyone posts their haul and wang shots. This makes it a fun day to watch the thread, throw out likes, and share in the joy of Festivus.

The opening and haul day post will be any day after or on December 12th. Or when all boxes have shipped.

If you happen to be shipping or receiving from a cold area, get the box out early. Maybe wrap your bottles for placement under the pole. And you can send freshies to hold your target over, but no pictures of beer from boxes until opening day, including whale spunk milkshake IPAs.