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I think I have finally figured out the true connection now. Jesus loves pizza. He speaks Italian fluently. I am certain now his father truly was Italian and possibly was from Rome. His father is none other than…

Once, when Jesus woke up in the middle of the night, his mother introduced him to his “uncle” Flying Spaghetti Monster. With a strange sort of timing, Uncle Spaget, (as his mother referred him to as) always seemed to stop by when papa Joseph was working out of town.

Ketil G: But this way, you can imagine barmaid for yourself, and even change her from time to time. This week, she has dark curls and deep brown eyes and is just slightly overweight. Next week, perhaps she’ll be a skinny redhead…. She is always “sexy,” as you say, and very intelligent. And don’t forget, as Poor Richard says, “Real men like bitches best.”

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