How would you like to die?

This isn't a morbid thread.. Nope.. I was simply reading about people that died at work.. And the Obits gave them credit for croaking on the job.. WTF.. When I die working ,I don't want to go with a hammer in my hand ,trying to punch in one last nail.., You guys that are Graphics Artists..Do you want your Obit to say "Died on the job while Photoshopping a clients shitty picture?"

Fuck that..I hope I step off backwards because of a hangover from a 50 story building and land on top of a bunch of Tourists..

So..What would be your way to depart? :!:

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Cuming and going at the same time but considering the fantastic sense of humour clearly shared by God and the architects of fate and destiny preferably in this order:a) with someone really hot (must still be alive conscious and as healthy and same age as me)b) getting caught with a partner of someone who wronged me (must still be alive conscious and as healthy and same age as me)c) NEVER whilst servicing a personal needd) Being a tourist and camping in some park near 50 story buildings and getting squished by some New Orleans chap

OOOooo...makes me wonder though...what would I like my Epitaph to state...Cant make up my mind...

But in this present blip of time where war and pain is very nearly becoming so common that it's beginning to be accepted as standard by the upcoming new generation...so if someone had time in their busy schedule to stop at my plot, maybe to fart or take a piss, I still like to feel I made an effort if they happen to read one of the following:

a) "Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,there is a field. I'll meet you there." - Rumib) "“In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and watch how the pattern improves." - Rumiorc) "Be grateful for your life, every detail of it, and your face will come to shine like a sun, and everyone who sees it willbe made glad and peaceful." - Rumi

OOOooo...makes me wonder though...what would I like my Epitaph to state...Cant make up my mind...

But in this present blip of time where war and pain is very nearly becoming so common that it's beginning to be accepted as standard by the upcoming new generation...so if someone had time in their busy schedule to stop at my plot, maybe to fart or take a piss, I still like to feel I made an effort if they happen to read one of the following:

a) "Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,there is a field. I'll meet you there." - Rumib) "“In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and watch how the pattern improves." - Rumiorc) "Be grateful for your life, every detail of it, and your face will come to shine like a sun, and everyone who sees it willbe made glad and peaceful." - Rumi

^Blues note accepted.Hindsight being such a wonderful ally I was wondering if you would mind terribly if I practice a little outright plagiarism and add to whatever my final choice and add a "ps sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."