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Sunday, July 29, 2012

10 Random Thoughts

1. If I don't want your boobs to be flat, why would I want your stomach to be flat?

2. Don't let your past kill your future.3. No matter how great a person you are if you roll in the pen with pigs you will look dirty to the world.

4. In terms of value, if you are willing to give it away it probably wasn't worth that much anyway.

5. They
always say there is more fish in the sea. The problem with that
is that most of the ones still in the sea are the ones that others caught
and threw back.

6. Chinese
eat Tiger Penis but they don't eat Tiger Vagina. I don't know why, but
I am curious. I guess since the Tiger doesn't have a penis anymore at
least they left him something for him to eat. Those Chinese are very
considerate that way.7.Translations for the single guy:

It's okay if you don't take me out and we watch hockey.

Translation:

It's not okay and
you are going to end up watching The Bachelor until you poke your eyes
out.

8.In life sometimes
the lights are all green, other times you get all reds. Most times you
get a bit of both and you make the best of what you have got.

9. If you have heard it all before and I have said it all before, where do we go from here?

10. Mark David in intended for immature audiences. Viewer indiscretion is improvised.