“No, no, no! I'm not Weird Al Yankovic. I don't do parodies. I do completely original songs that my band and I write,” said Dick. “It's not just a band. It's a whole show. I tell stories. It's very autobiographical. There are never any two shows alike.”

The first song Dick ever came up with was “Little Brown Ring” for Howard Stern. He opens with “Good Luck With That.”

“I'm more of an odd, freakish entertainer, like a provocateur,” he said. “I even say my shows are performance art. There are no jokes in my little show. I love music, but I'm not Freddie Mercury. It's very much like Andy Kaufman.”

A year of living Dickishly

It has been a wacky year for Andy Dick, best known for his role in the ’90s sitcom “NewsRadio,” “The Andy Dick Show,” Comedy Central roasts — and dropping his pants. His much-publicized alcohol- and drug-fueled binges have led to indecent exposure episodes and a felony arrest this year for allegedly groping two men at a West Virginia nightclub. He denied the misconduct. “I’m in the double digits of rehab,” Dick said on “The Joy Behar Show” this summer. No wonder TMZ loves the guy.

• Number of times in rehab: 10. “It helps. Each time, it has. It got me through till the next one,” said Dick.

• New York Daily News headline about Dick: “Wee bit of trouble”

• What one of Dick’s accusers alleged happened at Rum Runners in West Virginia: “I felt a hand go in my pants.”

• Long-running feud: Dick has trashed Jon Lovitz (and vice versa) since “News Radio.” The back and forth has even gotten physical, famously at the Laugh Factory in L.A. “I smashed his back and his head into the back of the bar,” Lovitz said on “The Dennis Miller Show.” “The doorman broke it up.”

• Dick Wiggler & the Cattle Guards: Cowpunk gets a kick in the Wranglers from this rowdy San Antonio roots and Americana act. Hell-raisin’ always sounds fun in their hands. Or as they put it: Hank Williams Jr. at 78 rpm.