The Broccoli Eaters

Sara has troubles. Her daughter is oversexed. Her atheist son has become a televangelist. Her husband hasn't left the guest room in months. Spume ants have invaded her lawn, spittle bees have taken over her eaves, and her mother has become a mercy killer, doing-in entire floors of nursing homes in one clean sweep. Sara's only joy is her work, where she touts broccoli's impotence-curing, fart-inducing qualities... much to the chagrin of the Crucifer Council. Then Sara is diagnosed with a post-modern malady. Will her own mother put her out of her misery?