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Issue One
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This is the premiere issue of The SHiT (Some Hairy Illicit
Testicles)Newsletter, an underground information source, for the
general public. It will be distributed on Blunted Systems iNC (Also
known as Peace Through Anarchy, pTa), at 813/497-3083. We want as
many distro sites as possible. If you would like to become a distro
site, we are accepting ONE per area code. If you are interested in
becoming one, call BSi, and leave the following information.
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BBS Name : _______________________
BBS Number: (___)___-____
BBS Generalization: (Demos / Music / Text / Shareware / Warez)
Modem Speed: (28.8 / 16.8 / 14.4 / 9600 / 2400 / 1200)
Users: ______
Other Dist Site: _____________________________________
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Also, we would like to have an FTP dist site. If you are
interested, please call BSi, as I have no permanent Inet address as
of now..(If someone could provide me with one...:) Free of course :))
Anyhoot, on with the SHiT!
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How To Buy Weed
To begin buying weed is a complicated process, but needs to be
learned by everyone planning on, and who does smoke pot. Imagine,
what if you had to move suddenly. You would have to start all over
again, getting contacts and shit! Anyhoot. Ok, the first thing you
need to do, is have a rep, or LOOK like you have a rep. If you're a
prep, dork, fag...whatever, no one will sell to you. So, get some
irritated eyes, push people around, get suspended a couple of
times. Ok, second of all, you need to know terms, prices, and where
and who to go to.
Terms
Dime - However much weed you can get for $10. Depends on quality,
where you live, who you get from etc...At least try to get two
joints worth.
Doobage, Green, Pine, Mary Jane, Shit, Cabby, Indo, Chronic, etc - All
terms for weed.
Eigth - 1/8th of an ounce. Should cost $20-$25 on average, less for
shit weed, more for the bomb..:)
Quarter - Quarter bag. Should cost no more than $45-$50.
Joint, J - A marijuana cigarette, the most common way of ingesting
the kind herb.
Bong - A device for smoking marijuana, usually filled with water, to
filter out some carcinogenic substances in the smoke.
Bowl, Pipe - A simple pipe-like device with a screen, to smoke
marijuana in.
Pocus - Bad weed.
Da Bomb - Good weed.
Who To Look For
Look around when ye'r in suspension. Look for people who
look/smell/talk like they smoke weed. Try to start talking to
them. As long as you don't look like you'd narc, they'd probably
sell to you. The key is to talk like you know what you're talking
about. Anyways, that's about it. Now, you're on your own.
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How To Get Porno Gifs (Or, Porn For Kids)
Ok, getting those porno files is fairly easy. All you have to
do is get a Credit Card Number Generation Program (call BSi), a
computer with a monitor and gif viewer, modem, and the cashola to
pay the phone bill.
First, invest in a 14.4. It will save alot of YOUR money, and
waste more of THEIRS! Next, generate a list of CC Numbers. Keep
this handy. Next, get an issue of PC Magazine or something similar,
and look up the BBS section. Some BBS's that I suggest are Lace
(818-709-4275, VERY high quality pix, but BIG, and axess gets lost
QUICK), Event Horizons (1-800-466-6336, VERY high quality pix, VGA
movies w/ sound, 800 NUMBER!, axess HARD to get
and gets lost QUICK), Fantasia (714-579-7022, poor quality pix, but
if you fake a girls name, you get free axess, and the accts last
LONG). All these BBS's have high speed modems, so...
Anyhow, now, all you need to do, is log on as NEW, put in a
bunch of not TOO fake shit (don't make it obvious that the info is
false), and put in a cc number, and make up a exp date (All this
shit can be made up, since MOST don't check up on this). Now, you
have FREE axess to PAY boards. Neet, huh?
P.S. This also works for Internet Services, such as Delphi, and
Bix. However, I think that I personally hacked so many accts on
there, that the only way I can get the accts validated now is by
calling the 800 number to sign up (ANI, ouch..), but, it works.
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Interesting 800 Numbers!
8oo Extenders. 328-21XX <50-99>
800.328.2150 = Good Morning America
800.328.2151 = Custom Trucking Company
800.328.2153 = No Answer
800.328.2153 = Hello?
800.328.2155 = No Answer
800.328.2161 = Call Interactive Message Update
800.328.2163 = No Answer
8oo.328.2166 = Carrier
8oo.328.2168 = Dental Floral something
8oo.328.2171 = Hoosier Lottery Update Program
8oo.328.2173 = Dog Training
8oo.328.2174 = Telematic
8oo.328.2179 = Medic Alert
8oo.328.2181 = Jack Marden Associates
8oo.328.2182 = Winona Daily News
8oo.328.2183 = Disconnected
8oo.328.2184 = Flower Box
8oo.328.2187 = Harry Foss Company
8oo.328.2188 = Carrier
8oo.328.2189 = Answering Service
8oo.328.219o = Comb
8oo.328.2192 = Carrier
8oo.328.2193 = No Answer
8oo.328.2194 = Aeorfreight Express
8oo.328.2195 = No Answer
8oo.328.2197 = Command Corportation
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Shitty Shirts!
Pretty soon, we're going to get some SHiTTY SHiRTS printed up,
available exclusively to our readers/distributors. The graphix on
the front will most likely be drawn by a commercial artist friend of
mine, and the concept will be similar to this. A hick on the front,
shoveling some shit, with the BSi Logo on the Left Chest, and on the
back, big font "I Shovel Shit, And I'm Proud", for distributors, and
a little kid, playing in a pile of shit, BSi Logo on the front, and
on the back, big font "I Play With Shit, And I'm Proud." Of course,
a list of all distribution sites w/ numbers & sysops will be
included on the back of these shirts. They will cost somewhere
between $10-$15. Anyone who may be interested in these, please
leave me mail on BSi, or see me sometime on IRC, I hang out in
#hack, #phreak, #2600, and on occasion #warez, just for the laughs.
I'm usually on weekends, between 1-4 am. Anyhow, I won't be
skimming any money off the tops of these shirts, so whatever the
printer charges, that will be your price! SHiT, DiRT CHEAP!
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Some SHiTTY Sites!
blunted.systems.inc - 813-497-3o83 - Waffle 1.65 - All Text, Virii,
and H/P/C/A/Q/R/S/T/U/V...and the rest..:)
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