Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Big O

Finally! A book about orgasms that we can actually trust. If you’re tired of hearing one myth after another about the elusive O, there’s a new book on the market that will turn you into an orgasm expert. The Orgasm Answer Guide, authored by a group of university professors, is sure to have a happy ending for all. Try not to get too excited. After the jump, some of the fun facts from the book.

Orgasms actually do extend your life expectancy. So it’s in your best interest to have them often.

Ummm … the pull-out method is actually more effective in preventing pregnancy than we thought and pre-cum does not actually contain sperm.

Girl cum is the consistency of fat-free milk.

If you can’t have an orgasm, it’s OK to see a sex therapist. Slow and steady is the key to the female orgasm. Guys, are you listening?