Boardmember 1: Whoa guys - you remember that time we gave that pedophile an award for umpiring Little League?BM 2: Yeah?BM 1: Apparently, the press thinks it's a bit inconsistent and we're getting heat for it.BM 2: No way! He touched the community though!(Drummer in background hits a rimshot)BM 1: It doesn't make sense to me either, but we better take back the award before people realize we're idiots.