The Internet Is Gawking At Mavs Dancers' Skimpy New Uniforms

The Dallas Mavericks Dancers unveiled new uniforms -- and other stuff -- during Monday night's home opener against the Portland Trailblazers, and they quickly caught the attention of the Internet, which has been busyever since.

Here at Unfair Park HQ, there was some discussion of whether the new attire technically qualifies as monokini before Anna ended the debate: "Everyone is going to see your vagina in that."