Chaps and chapesses it would appear this bounder, who having various parties involving 'celebs' most of whom seem to Z listers, fleecing the rich and gullable, has been caught out!As a reuslt he spend a few years with the worlds finest at some HMP open prison etc. Anyhoo now that 33 Portland place will be empty for a while I think I've found a new ARRSE world headquaters that can fulfil all of our various cadish and wanton needs, both sexual and otherwise.

I propose a party of epic proportions with the entertainment provided by John Shuttleworth. Who's with me in this most glorious endeavour?