Inspired by my extensive collection of both traditional and creative Kokeshi, blended with my love of nerd culture, I offer this design inspired by The Cat, Arnold Rimmer, Kryten, Dave Lister and Starbug from The BBC space spoof comedy, Red Dwarf in the style of Japanese Kokeshi dolls by myself, Danica Bergagnini.

So there we were at 2:30 in the morning; I was beginning to wish
I had never come to cadet training school. To the south lay water --
there was no way we could cross that. To the east and west two armies
squeezed us in a pincer. The only way was north; I had to go for it
and pray the Gods were smiling on me. I picked up the dice and threw
two sixes. Caldicott couldn't believe it. My go again; another two
sixes!