-Somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
-It can outrun any other website on a skatebard.
-Its spredable, like Country Crock.
-The one place that won’t make you want to throw yourself in front of a train.
-Its like Titanic, or maybe Hunt for Red October.
-You can put stuff in it, just like Jello.
-Drop a duece on your friends about it.
-Almost like Romeo & Juliet. The Claire Danes one.

Okay, thats all I can think of for now. If y’all don’t like ’em, thats okay, cuz they make me laugh. Thats all that really matters right?:P

Y’know what, if I were allergic to OfficeTally, I’d have to kill myself.
Um, how do girls your age feel about OfficeTally?
OfficeTally: Plus, bonus, it’s really really funny.
You down with OfficeTally?

OfficeTally: Not offensive, because that’s the way they talk in movies.
OfficeTally: Where are all the hot people?
OfficeTally: Because it’s very scary stuff.
OfficeTally: So… catch-22.
OfficeTally: Follow it blindly!

-I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but uh, it’s for charity.
-“OfficeTally, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.”
-OfficeTally is the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez
-OfficeTally is very much alive. As are homeless people.
-AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
-Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all!
-If luck weren’t involved, it would always be winning.

Office Tally: you can consider this a retirement from comedy
Office Tally: you would’ve done the same thing, you just didn’t think of it first
Office Tally: you DO have coffee breath, by the way
Office Tally: just ruled that you’re a severance package person
Office Tally: we are screwed
Office Tally: I have accepted a senior management position at Staples

Office Tally: you have just spit on my face
Office Tally: blessed be those who sit and make up taglines
Office Tally: “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” -Abraham Lincoln
Office Tally: … that was a joke. That was a joke that, uh, was actually my brother’s
Office Tally: I’m Hitler! Adolf Hitler.

office tally- now moderated by Krentist the Dentist
office tally- buy your gay-dars now!
office tally- not quite as beneficial to your career as a sebring, but close enough.
office tally- it’s an environment of welcoming, so you should just get the hella outta here.

Office Tally: At the crest of the labia
Office Tally: We stopped caring a long time ago
Office Tally: Very nutritious, but it smells like death
Office Tally: Guo Du, Cheng Gou Du, peng you, ni hao
Office Tally: Somebody making soup?
Office Tally: I don’t want to blame anyone in particluar, I think everyone’s to blame.

I don’t think Office Tally is into me, but I’m kinda into it.
Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled… gather at Office Tally.
office tally: goin’ mach five since 2006
OfficeTally: A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life.
Office Tally: visit the website so you’ll have a perfect icebreaker if you ever meet Michael Scott
OfficeTally is the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez
Office Tally, Ms. Tally if you’re nasty!
Assistant to the Office fandom.
Stay away from my OfficeTally. Too late, Kev.
Office Tally…the doctor recommended cure for Count Choculitis.
May we have an Awesome Office Tally please? Extra Awesome.
Office Tally: Where cappas get detated.
“OfficeTally: Where ‘jam’ isn’t a condiment, beet farms are socially acceptable, and George Foreman is considered conversation starter.”

OfficeTally: Always at the right place at the right time
OfficeTally: We just got back from your funeral, and nobody came.
OfficeTally: We need to do something about your B.O.
OfficeTally: We’ll never sleep with your boss.
OfficeTally: In the wild there is no health care, in the wild, health care is, “Ow, I hurt my leg, I can’t run, OfficeTally eats me, and I’m dead.” Well, we’re not dead, We’re the OfficeTally, YOU’RE DEAD.
OfficeTally: We’re good guys, not terrorists.
OfficeTally: BOOM! Detective OfficeTally, FBI!

Office Tally – We’re early birds and we’re night owls
So we are wise
…and we have worms!

Office Tally – Assisstant (to the) Office

Office Tally – ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
Office Tally is like…Mozart’s friend
No – Office Tally is like Butch Cassidy
and ‘The Office’ is like Mozart

The next is just the above, but extended:

Office Tally – ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
Office Tally is like…Mozart’s friend
No – Office Tally is like Butch Cassidy
and ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
You mess with Mozart
you’re gonna get a bullet in your head,
courtesy of Butch Cassidy