hashfuck# recipes

“A man is only as strong as the Bloody Mary he makes…so make a fucking stiffy.” – Ghandi, Marilyn Monroe & Princess Diana The Bloody Mary. The international “I’m not a drunk but I want to get drunk at 8am” cocktail to end your hangover and set you up for a day of hard boozing…. [Continue Reading]

Yeah. It’s a bowl of #BeePHOroni I know you don’t typically see egg…or roast beef…or shitty ramen noodles….or Beeforoni in a Pho, but I give less than half a fuck. This shit is cooler than your grandmothers tit milk.

Trying to eat your fries and burger at the same time can be a real pain in the prick. Just simply placing your fries in a burger just makes you look like a fuckin’ greenhorn. SO Stuff the fries right in the fuckin’ burg bro. I went with a lovely blend of McDonald’s and Burger… [Continue Reading]

Bacon cannoli because I don’t give a shit. Interested in making one yourself? It was really easy. Make a bacon weave, cut that shit into a circle, wrap it around a cannoli tube, and bake the flying fuck out of it. I would have liked to fill this bitch with so many things. Mashed potato,… [Continue Reading]

This morning for breakfast I really wanted a ham and cheese sammich. Problem was I had no bread and no cheese. But what I did have was a cheese Danish. So I figured I could kill two birds with one fuck. I also through on some kettle cooked jalapeño potato chips because it’s important to… [Continue Reading]

This one is really simple. Some string cheese, flour, eggs, oil for frying, and some crushed up Andy Capp’s hot, and cheddar fries. Just follow the the pictures on this one kids. Once they are ready to fry you’re only going to fry them for about 15 seconds. ENJOY!