That is, until now! Meet the Glamspin, the fidget spinner with three fruity flavors of lip gloss built right in 🙏 🙏 🙏!

Personally, my favorite is Peach Whirl, because it smells like a cobbler for your face, but if you prefer Grape Twist or Strawberry Cyclone better, COME AT ME. JK I truly welcome dissent, which is the cornerstone of our lip gloss-ocracy. Plus, Grape Twist smells like an icy purple SnoCone on a hot day, and Strawberry Cyclone smells like a sherbet smoothie.

I’m sure you’re wondering, as would any thoughtful consumer, Sounds great, but how can I be sure this so-called Glamspin even spins?

To which I would respond, What’s with the “so-called”? Are you calling me a liar? To which you, the thoughtful consumer, would naturally respond, I don’t even know you, lady! I just want to make sure this thing spins!