Anderson, who has been confined to a wheelchair since age five, was unapologetic about his violation of the reserved space.

“I just had to pee,” explained the self-involved cripple, who probably owns six pairs of aviators. “I was in a rush so I didn’t even close the door. Aiming is difficult since I can’t stand, but I only got a few drops on the rim. I really didn’t think it was that big a deal.”

His deplorable actions have sparked public outcry, drawing protests against non-non-handicap toilet use.

“As an able-bodied American, I feel like my rights have been violated,” said Sheryl Gregory, an anti-handicap protester. “We gave them their own bathrooms, so they ought to use them! It’s that simple!”

“This will only get worse before it gets better,” added fellow anti-handicap activist Gary Pendleton. “Before you know it, those damn cripples will be using our stairs, driving our cars, and sleeping with our fully functional women.”