This wins, but BIG tip: I would move the source credit to the description area, that way the surprise of this isn't ruined, and the effect is better, because when I saw Not Another Teen Movie I instantly knew where this was going.

Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.