Should I give my husband a Super Bowl lap dance?

In looking for something to talk about on Fly tomorrow morning, I came across a woman asking a Yahoo! question about lap dances during the Super Bowl halftime. You’d think this was a joke, but the asker seems to be a regular Yahoo! user.

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How much of loser is your husband that he would be sitting at home watching the big game all alone? Obviously I’m assuming (stupid me) that she wouldn’t give him a lap dance in front of his 8 buddies from work…I could be wrong though.

Forget the lap dance, no guy wants ‘blue’ ones for the 2 hours until the game ends. Better idea, halftime quickie.

This girl has the right idea, just translate it into the other 364 days of the year. Guys have to go thorugh all sorts of kitchy hoops because a gaggle of women think something is romatic. Now theres’ some equality I could get behind!

ah goosey,U and bert amuse me so, but here’s the choice you both are crowing about. I can go out and be around a bunch of loud drunken immature losers living far too vicariously thru a bunch of media hype or I can stay home with my hot wife eat drink and be merry watching the game on one hand and a hot sexy babe in the other? Hmm, I think Ill stay home!!!

She sounds like a needy attention whore to me…..leave the guy alone and let him watch the game. Why can’t you do your thing after it’s over and his friends have left? Or do you only want to do this for him because he has something else going on (that doesn’t involve you)?? Just a thought.

again to me that sounds like a great evening, wifey in a sexy outfit, serving you food and drinks curled up at your side, what man could ask for more? If it was me, Id sure be calling in the next day to work!

Marlon, I do think for once I may actually agree with you! I’ll be working, but as soon as I get home, I plan on catering to the Mr for the game and enjoying a few beers with him. We’re not big fanatics, but we do sit and watch the bigger games/events (ie; superbowl, world series etc)

As for the reader, wage a friendly bet with the husband before the game, his team wins, he gets that dance you’re dying to give him, your team wins, and it’s his turn to wiggle and thrust! ;)