Jake: What did the bread do on vacation?Drake: What?Jake: It loafed around.

Submitted by Robert G., Pacific Palisades, Calif.

Billy: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?Ian: Where?Billy: Hollywood and Vine.

Submitted by Thomas S. C., New York, N.Y.

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”

Submitted by Brian G., Poestenkill, N.Y.

First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?Second dog: Search me!

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Some corny, but funny still. Best was lady meeting her son at the airport. If they made u smile or laff from being funny or corny they worked.. Laughter is medicine for the soul and smiling is healthier than frowning..