But along the way, another congress under another administration looked at this legislation and like novice gardeners reading instructions on a jar of fertilizer, concluded if one capful works well then two capfuls would undoubtedly work really really well so they doubled the dosage.

While everyone else packs up their little weekender totebag full of elastic waistbanded pants and cardigans appliques with reindeer, I happily hum as I gather up my knives, my thermometer, and the last few capfuls of Fit Fruit and Veggie Wash because who knows what kind of produce they have in OC.

Not after eating all the sweets in the house, which included a pint of freezer-burnt Neapolitan ice cream, a bag of semisweet chocolate chips, two capfuls of cherry cough syrup, and a thick layer of pecan dust at the bottom of an empty bag of Sandie Swirl cookies.