Little Miss Muffet,

Died on a tuffet,

She couldn’t eat curds and whey;

Some people say it was a spider,

Who put fangs inside her,

And forever took Miss Muffet away.

(FlyTrapMan)

Little Miss Muffet decided to rough it and camped in the woods all alone. In the dark of the night She had a great fright When a wolf tried to feast on her bones.

(Na trioblóidí)

Little Miss Muffet fell off her tuffet and busted her poor head awry. The spider came down and bit on her crown and said what a good guy am I.
She died.

(Say What U Mean 2 Say)

Little Miss Muffet said, “Trump, you can stuff it!”And let all her spiders run free. They wrapped him in silk, turned his blood into milk and gobbled his ego for tea.

*I was going to say they ate his brains, but then, they would have starved.

(Words and Feathers)

*a bit graphic and obscene.

Little Miss Muffetscreamed at the spider: “Now, you’ve really fucked it! My curds and whey are edible no more. I’m gonna kill you today!” So, she stumped on his balls and laughed as she paintedspider guts and blood on the walls.

(Poet Rummager)

Little Miss Muffet Tried so hard to puff it But the spider-shaped bong Had a pipe so long It took an hour to get a hit. She made such a fit, She didn’t see the pit, Where she fell And found she landed in hell.

(Karina Pinella)

Little Miss Muffet,
told the boys to go stuff it,
she wasn’t going to give it away,
but when she saw spider,
and his length did excite her,
she lost her virginity the next day.

(Twisted Roads of Madness)

Mother Ghoul invites you to make your own horror nursery rhyme using Little Miss Muffet’s first stanza:

“Little Miss Muffet…”

Please fill in the rest like –FlyTrapMan–did in the example above—get gory, scary, or dark in the comments section! Mother Ghoul and the monsters are excited to experience your evil creativity with this terrorific activity!!

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Little Miss Muffet
Tried so hard to puff it
But the spider-shaped bong
Had a pipe so long
It took an hour to get a hit.
She made such a fit,
She didn’t see the pit,
Where she fell
And found she landed in hell.

Hellishly fun, Karina. How beautiful to see a spider-shaped bong! I’m imagining its fangs and the curve of eight legs in a multitude of colors. Ha! Listen to me; I think I got a hit from it already. Lol. Thanks much. I’ll post your poem in a few minutes. 🕷💨

Woohoo! So glad I found you! You’re a marvel. I love dark humor and horror and am totally excited that someone like you is out there. Can’t wait to read more. I write short stories and dark poetry. Old nursery rhymes are the perfect subject and many of them have a rather sordid history.