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If you know someone who is easing over the hill this year, send them the Older Than Dirt Over the Hill Care Package. This playful reminder of universal mortality is designed to soften the blow with sweets and treats for all ages. The assortment comes in a stark black gloss gift box, which is packed with Too Pooped to Pop microwave popcorn, an Older than Dirt birthday ribbon, Way Way Over the Hill chocolate mints, fudge brownies, chocolate cream-filled wafer cookies, a super confetti party popper, a mini-RIP tombstone, and an Over the Hill birthday candle. This diabolical care package is ideal for reminding your loved one of just how old they are.

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Multiple Ship-To, which allows you to send gifts to several recipients with a single order.

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It was rather specific to turning 40, but I didn't know that from the pictures. Since I got it for my husband, who was having a birthday WAY beyond 40, it was a little inappropriate, but he still loved it. [...]