- Getting up from the couch, these days. But I've mastered the side-roll-and-up technique. I'm a talented girl.

- Sometimes I think Baby wants to get out, and it looks really weird from my point-of-view.

- Baby Daddy making a video of the attempted escape.

- ...and that video revealed what my bump looks like, from the navel down (awkward point a.). People, the dark line on my belly (awkward point b. - it's ridiculously dark) is not straight. I mean, above-navel line and below-navel line do not line up (that's point c.). This has got to be a problem.

- It's not that awkward, but I have a really bad hole in my tooth since a filling fell out. It's very awkward when you consider the fact that I made Husband touch it. I really have to sort it out.