As the Chabbernackle Hen-henty, or International Head of Chabernackles, Lao Menou (b. 1907? - ) is one of the most powerful Tarvuists in the world. He works closely with the Chabbernackle Ordermasters, the official chabernackle section of the Givil.

Menou decides on funding for chabernackles and holds conferences each year to debate inter-chabernackle matters, with particular attention being paid to washing and toilet facilities in Tarvuist places of worship.

Purportedly over a hundred years of age, Lao still runs to work every day - a journey of over 40 miles.