Capitalist Episode 464

Description: It's Baller Friday! Markets flat on Yellen comments. POTUS Tweets a pic of Chuck Schumer & Putin (pulled visa strings for Indian athlete now accused of child sex abuse); seems as if many of the Democratic Partys have met with Russians." Republicans go behind closed doors to craft Obamacare-lite. Liberal former journalist arrested, charged with threats against Jewish facilities (Juan Thompson). May plans to trigger Brexit in two weeks despite defeat by 'posturing' Lords over rights of EU citizens. Sweden returns draft amid security worries and soldier shortage (claims Russian aggression). And China's 209 richest lawmakers are worth over $500 billion. Ghost goes off on the final day of the Team Optimism vesus Team Fortune Cookie. Your calls, Twitter shoutouts and (maybe for the LAST time) Radio Graffiti!

On this explosive episode, many twitter names were made referring to Ghost being a Jew and insulting Texas. Ghost had a mental breakdown due to the Autograph numbers and seeing the Panda. Ghost began boasting about being a Jew, which eventually lead to him putting on Jewish Music and taunting the trolls. His dominating demeanor shifted to pure anger when the African Booty Scratcher, during Radio Graffiti, claimed to have traced Ghost's lineage back to the "Jews of Egypt," played some more klezmer music, and called him a sellout. Ghost naturally dropped said act of his and went back to being offended.

Ghost had a serious discussion after Mr. Tamsy commented on the inner circle raid of Elfoxoloco's discord chat which had happened the previous night. Many points were made with some asking for once a week Radio Graffiti or others wanting 15 minute Radio Graffiti. DistillingCapitalist talked about attempting to raid Elfoxo's discord. Despite Distilling buying many autographs, Ghost was considering a compromise after many said that if Radio Graffiti was taken away, the trolls would be on the serious calls. At the end of the episode, sirens could be heard, and Ghost started breaking down about how he was being swatted, and quit the show in a flurry of cans. Suspiciously, he did not mention the incident on Twitter. A total of 19 cans would be thrown in this episode.
Mr. Optimism would win the autographs against Mr. Fortune Cookie, but Ghost decided to reach a compromise and host a new show, "Saturday Night Troll Show" as a spin off of TCR.