If you’ve done your dog treat research, you probably already know about “bully sticks”, which are typically sold as long sticks where the main (authentically only) ingredient is dried bull penis. If you don’t, let me tell you that you’re depriving your dog of true happiness.

A lesser known and arguably even weirder option is the “Himalayan chew”, a slab of dried yak milk. While my twenty pound dog can decimate a bully stick in a couple hours, a marrow bone even faster, and a rawhide instantly (with a resulting upset stomach 100% of the time), it’ll take a lot of dogs days, weeks, or even months to get through a Himalayan chew.

Hit this link for all the Subscribe and Save eligible Himalayan chew brands on Amazon, though I prefer the one we linked above.

OK one more. Deer antlers are another very durable dog treat and a great source of calcium for your pup, that will also (hopefully) help scrape their teeth clean as they attack it. Subscribe and Save options here.