Last week, we kicked off our new LOLVogue feature with a nidded scarf, fork earrings and an invisible Vespa. Then, on Monday we unleashed a new pack of LOLVogues — including a blank page from the September issue in need of a caption. There have been dozens of submissions deserving of praise (an honorable mention goes to Jezebel reader "slap.dance!" for the double-entendre'd: i gets high on camera. i pwnd k8 mozz.) but only one, of course, can be crowned the winner. After the jump, we mock-up the gold-medalist: