One of the joys of bike touring is that you can pretty much go where you like, and change your plans when you want. One of the pains of bike touring is that sometimes your plans get changed for you, and you have to miss things to keep moving.

So I’m in Italy today, when I should really be in either Slovenia or Austria. I’d better explain why, I suppose…

About two inches of rain fell in my part of Croatia on Saturday, in the couple of hours it took England to make a typically underwhelming start to Euro 2016. In contrast to the football, the lightning was pretty spectacular.

Then it rained all day on my day off (Sunday) too. Thankfully, my now well-tested bike chrysalis stood up to the deluge (above – a good reason to carry a tarp, even if you never use it to keep yourself dry). So the Beastlet was saved from drowning. And the rain failed to dampen the spirits of the locals, who celebrated Croatia’s first goal in the competition by lighting every flare in the marina, while running around in clouds of early-afternoon alcohol fumes (below).

But the rain was starting to get to me. You might have noticed that the last few posts had lost a little sparkle. Spending what has felt like weeks dodging thunderstorms wears you down eventually. But I think I’m also suffering from quite a bad case of end-of-trip blues. Of which more later.

Monday morning dawned cloudy and drizzly. Some time before I eventually woke up, needless to say. I was heading for Slovenia, my last ex-Yugoslav country. I’d been there on a brief work trip years ago, and was looking forward to heading north through the big hills, and reacquainting myself with the pretty capital, Ljubljana, and lovely Lake Bled.

But the central European storms are back. I’m not sure they ever really went away. I can’t imagine it’s been much fun for people who live there for the last few months, as storm after storm has just bombarded the whole area. But the weather forecast on Monday showed an area of storms nearly as big as Germany sitting all over the mountains to the north.

It looked like I could squeeze across the border before the rain hit on Monday, so I hammered along, trying not to notice the damage I was doing to my quads by climbing over a thousand vertical metres much too quickly. I suppose it’s good training for when I hit the Alps…

And I did just get under cover in Slovenia before the rain hit. And then got soaked to the skin just getting to the supermarket and back.

My only hope yesterday morning was that the weather forecast might have changed miraculously overnight. It hadn’t. At least three days of heavy electrical storms if I continued north. Electrical storms in the mountains are a terrible idea. Half a chance that the rain would be intermittent enough to keep moving if I swung out of the hills and made a run for the lowlands of north-east Italy.

Slovenia’s not a big country, but it is very pretty. So it seems very unfair that my enforced deflection from my intended route left me riding only about 40 miles of the country. And in the pleasant, but entirely unremarkable, south-western corner. So unremarkable that it wasn’t worth any photos. And I’ve missed out on clipping Austria before getting to Italy, too.

On the positive side, as the picture above may suggest, the plan seems to be working. There’s been occasional drizzle, black clouds, isolated showers, massive downpours overnight, and wet roads. But nothing that’s stopped me riding. Yet. And I’ll hopefully be able to get up into the Italian Alps to rejoin my intended route in a couple more days, when the weather has (hopefully) eased a bit up there.

Shops selling wine in milk cartons for less than 2 Euros a litre helps to ease the pain a little, too. As does access to lovely Italian food. And proper coffee. It’s nice to be back in Italy.

And that brings me back to those end-of-trip blues. I’ve had plenty of time on long, straight Italian (probably Roman) roads to reflect on why I’m feeling a bit off at the moment.

Getting back into Europe when I arrived in Greece was stage one. Things immediately got more familiar. Then I had the fascinating and beautiful Balkans, which were adventurous again. But ever since I began working my way up the Croatian coast, I’ve been in holiday country. People from all over Europe go to Croatia for their dose of summer sun and relaxation. Same with Italy. And it’ll be the same again with France. You know you’re back in Europe proper when every incline has a Dutch caravan on it.

The Italians have even named a phone network in my honour. So my phone now says ‘I Tim’ on it, just in case I ever forget my own name:

I think the problem is that these last few weeks before home feel more like a holiday than an adventure. It’s exactly six months today (Wednesday) since I pedalled away from Hanoi to begin part two of the round-the-world ride. And just over 23 months since I left London to begin the circumnavigation.

And after all those months and continents, after the big accident in Thailand, after the deserts, mountains, different cultures, and interesting people, it feels a bit like I’m already home. And that I’ve just nipped away for a couple of weeks’ break.

I should be enjoying feeling this comfortable, and having all the benefits of civilisation available on demand again. And I know that the idea of riding a bike across western Europe should be an exciting adventure in itself.

But it just feels a bit tame compared to Uzbekistan. Or Laos. Or Myanmar. Or even Georgia. Which is why I need to get back to the mountains. The Alps should snap me out of it. Just as long as it stops raining…

Up the coast a bit, then some island hopping up to the very north of Croatia.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it? After all, the road’s bound to be quite flat by the sea. The islands have much lower hills than the mainland, too. And there are ferries to cover the little blue bits between the lumps of land. Definitely pretty simple.

Well, pretty is right. Not so simple, though.

After just one clear, if slightly too warm, day on the coast (on Wednesday, pic below), the thunder started rolling.

If you live anywhere in Europe, you’re probably aware of the massive thunderstorms which have been sitting over the central areas of the continent for weeks, causing flooding and hitting people with lightning. Well, they’ve left the middle of Europe in the last few days, and meandered south to Italy and the Balkans.

Just as I’ve been heading north into them.

Thankfully, while the inland areas appear to be getting absolutely pasted, the storms only occasionally make it across the last range to the islands. But this makes trying to plan a day’s ride quite tricky.

As you can see in the picture above (from the very bottom of Pag island), the big clouds and heaviest downpours lurk behind the last range on the mainland. Then, at a seemingly random point, and with very little warning, they rush out to either electrocute or drown you. They don’t care which.

As you can also see from the picture, the islands are pretty rocky, and not exactly flush with shelter. So there’s been quite a bit of ‘ride like mad, hide, check the sky, ride like mad’ etc, etc going on.

The biggest storms seem to be in the evening (it feels like there’s a cracking one waiting to get going this evening (Saturday), and even then, as you can see above, you can have bright sunshine in one place and the world’s blackest clouds a mile or so away. It’s all been a bit unpredictable.

The roads and ferries probably haven’t helped that much, although that’s mainly my fault for pathetic levels of research. I got to Novalja yesterday only to discover that the ferry I thought I was going to get from there doesn’t take bikes. So today ended up being three ferries (from Pag to the mainland, from the mainland to Rab, and from Rab to Krk – got to love the names of these islands!).

It also cost me an extra 600 vertical metres of climbing, which will also teach me not to assume that coast roads are flat…

Still, at least a bit of climbing gets you some decent views (above). And the scenery remains spectacular. The hills might be a little smaller, but all the little islands are really pretty.

And a bit of time on ferries lets you have a proper look at the sea (below). Crystal clear waters and millions of tiny fish sum it up. The bike wanted a dip after all its hard work. I had to assure it that if it jumped in, I wasn’t going to be the one to pull it back out; those fish looked like man-eaters…

But the Beastlet was right; it’s time for a little rest and relaxation. I’m having my first full rest day tomorrow since Dubrovnik. Partly because tomorrow’s supposed to be the worst day for storms.

Mainly because Euro 2016 kicked off last night, and England are playing Russia this evening. A beer or two will probably seem appropriate, so there’s little point in trying to ride tomorrow. From this point until England (almost inevitably) get knocked out, I’ll have to juggle the riding with both the weather and being near a TV at the appropriate time for the football. Another complication thrown into that ‘simple’ ride up Croatia.

Still, I’m nearly there now. I should be able to move back into the mountains, in Slovenia, at some point on Monday. If the storms and roads play ball; I think I’m done with boats until Calais now…

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As a ‘Stop Press’, and in case you’re not following the footy yet, Wales just beat Slovakia in their first game. Fingers crossed for England this evening…

Today was the first day’s riding in the last week that I didn’t have to pull out my passport on the road. Just since Dubrovnik, I’ve crossed four international borders. But, because of the peculiar geography in this part of the world, I’ve only been in two countries.

I was slightly inaccurate in the last post, as I suggested that Bosnia and Herzegovina (‘BiH’) was going to be my last Muslim-majority country. That’s not actually quite true, as the Bosniak (Muslim) population is actually marginally less than 50%. And my time there only took in the Herzegovina part of the country, where the majority of the population are ethnically Croatian.

But it is the last country that I’ll ride where the Ottoman Empire had a significant influence. I’ve probably done a few too many lists of historical ‘owners’ of various pieces of Balkan real estate, so I’ll keep this one brief. BiH had Slavic rulers for a few hundred years, then the Ottomans for a few hundred, then the Austro-Hungarians. Then the Yugoslavs and the Communists.

It’s no wonder that there are bundles of fortified towns (like the one above) all over the country. And perhaps it’s also no surprise that BiH was where the spark occurred that started World War 1 (the assassination of Franz Ferdinand). Or that most of the worst damage and atrocities of the Balkan wars of the 1990s occurred there, too.

The old town of Mostar is a beautiful place, sitting in a bowl between steep hills (hills from which my legs are still recovering). Its ancient Stari Most (Old Bridge, above) had spanned the river for centuries before the 1990s. And then, in a microcosm of what was going on all over the country, it was besieged twice in a few years. First, the Muslims and Croats were fighting the Serbs. Then they were fighting each other.

Hundreds were killed, and almost a hundred thousand refugees were forced out (pretty much the whole population). And the Stari Most was destroyed. Today, the bridge has been rebuilt, and much of the damage cleared up. But the city still bears the scars over two decades on. Several burned-out buildings still dot the old town, and bullet / shrapnel holes are still visible all over the place.

Still, apart from its sometimes grim history, BiH is a beautiful country of mountains, valleys, and colossal thunderstorms. I really enjoyed riding there, and was quite sad to be heading out yesterday (Monday). Although the blow was softened a little by knowing I was heading back to stunning Croatia.

I had my longest and most thorough questioning at the border. Not because I was looking especially suspicious (or even especially sweaty). But the border guard was apparently a bit of a stamp and visa buff, and wanted to chat through pretty much the whole trip, while admiring the various stickers and marks.

I was a little relieved when another vehicle finally appeared behind me, as trying to identify visas on a passport being waved at you through partially-reflective glass is quite exhausting.

Eventually, though, I was back into Croatia. And I spent today (Tuesday) heading back to the Adriatic coast. It wasn’t quite as downhill as I’d expected to start with, but there were some spectacular views to appreciate as I crossed the coastal range (above).

And then there was the drop back to the seaside, which was kind of spectacular:

It’s not often that I’ll stop to take a picture halfway down a hill (apart from anything else, it takes quite a lot of effort to stop a fully loaded touring bike from 40-odd miles an hour), but this one was just fantastic. Twisting right off the mountains down to the waterside. It’s hard to get scale properly on photos. But there’s a tiny boat with a tiny white wake just next to the big headland, which gives an idea of just how big those hills are.

Although it was lovely dropping off the big hills, my legs are feeling the effects of climbing them. So it’s going to be nice to stick along the coast for a while. I’ll be heading north, and an awful lot of big mountains will be looming all too soon.

A bit of island hopping and a little less climbing is probably just the thing for the next few days…

Since the last update, I’ve left Albania, crossed Montenegro, and entered Croatia for the first of two visits. And, after a day off in Dubrovnik today (Friday), it’s on to Bosnia tomorrow…

But such a brutally short summary doesn’t do any justice to the places I’ve been for the last few days. Let’s start with finishing up Albania.

Impressive when I first arrived from Macedonia, Albania got better and better. My only full day in the country was a bit hilly, to be sure. But the hills are what give you long descents through stunning valleys (above).

Unfortunately, the downhills eventually ended, and I was left on the flat for the last few miles to Shkoder, running alongside, but never quite within view of, the Adriatic Sea. Which meant I’d pretty much crossed the Balkan Peninsular.

It also meant I was within a few miles of the border with the tiny country of Montenegro.

Crossing the border, just west of Shkoder, I was entering the most recently independent of the ex-Yugoslav states (if you don’t count Kosovo, which not everyone agrees is a country). It was only a mile or so after the border that I realised I’d only stopped at one control on the way through. I’d been expecting to come up to the Montenegrin entry check at some point, but realised something was amiss when I saw a mini-market and a petrol station instead.

Frantically checking my passport stamps, I worked out that I’d skipped the Albanian exit gate somehow (I didn’t even see it, but maybe the guy was just on a break or something). So I wouldn’t have any trouble leaving Montenegro again, as they had stamped me in properly.

Phew! Although I suppose I may never be able to go back to Albania again…

Anyway, Montenegro, as the name suggests (and as the photo above shows), proved to be another hilly country. But really not very big. I wasn’t rushing, and yet, despite constant ups and downs, I rode the entire length of its coastline in roughly eight hours (spread over two days).

The road essentially glued itself to the Adriatic coast, and just stayed there. It’s still there at the moment, in southern Croatia, too. Which makes for a lot of little climbs, and detours into bays. And even the odd tunnel and ferry. But I find it hard to complain about the little delays, the hard work, and the extra few kilometres when it looks like this:

All too soon, I was a handful of miles from the Croatian border. I’d soon be back into the EU again (albeit only for a couple of days). Although, in keeping with the cultural oddities of the region, Croatia is in the EU, but doesn’t use the Euro. On the other hand, Montenegro is not in the EU, but doesn’t have its own currency, and just uses the Euro regardless. Odd…

Montenegro makes it difficult to leave. Not just because it’s beautiful, but because there’s a monster hill up to the Croatian border (below, looking back into Montenegro). I’m not actually sure which country you’re in as you climb; it’s about two kilometres of steep between the exit from Montenegro at the bottom of the pass, and the entry to Croatia / the EU at the top.

Which is hard work. But any fears that the effort might be rewarded by a much uglier country on the other side of the border were (kind of obviously) unfounded. The coast, the hills and the bays all continue in the same, exceedingly pretty, way.

And it wasn’t all that far after the border, before I crested another steep hill, and saw the city of Dubrovnik below me:

Dubrovnik is a world heritage site (that’s quite a few I’ve seen on the way round so far). It was a city-state for most of its history. And that history is very different from the Ottoman / Slavic battles of the Balkan areas I’ve seen so far. Dubrovnik’s been squeezed between western European powers, such as Venice, and the Ottomans instead. Although, given the amount of foreign influences and changes of ruler, you could just say it’s the same old stuff with a few different players.

Anyway, I had a day off to explore (and to rest – it’s the first day off the bike since Skopje). The old town is really lovely; tiny alleyways running between the main street and the massive city walls. And you can really see the Italian influences; it actually feels a bit like a tiny Venice without the canals.

Tomorrow (Saturday) will be a little strange. And maybe a little sad. I’ll be heading back out of the EU again, into Bosnia. You can’t get from here to the rest of Croatia without either crossing Bosnia or using a boat.

But it will be a day of lasts. Bosnia will be my last Muslim-majority country. And the last country that I’ve never been to before. Things will be getting increasingly familiar as I head closer to home.

No more of the excitement of crossing into places that I’ve never been before. On this trip, at least. I’ll have to savour it while I can…