D800 repair invoice

If Nikon's Melville shipping department hadn't already made such huge mistakes on my account recently, this would not be so incredible or funny... This is the repair invoice that came back with my D800 today. See any problems? We could start with the fact that I'm not Melvin. Nor do I own an SB-600. Melvin does not even live within two time zones of my address, though I have blocked out all of his personal and transaction information to protect his privacy.

Oh, and here is how UPS treated today's box. These boxes have a 32 lbs/inch edge crush rating. Fortunately the interior packing this time was correct, though with that kind of abuse obviously some forces are getting through.