An I Can See For All Of Thee!

I am going to see a lot today. See what? Stay tuned and find out at my bay. Can you stay tuned with no tuning? Hmm later on that one may pop in for a looning. That isn't a word? Bah, I can see it not being absurd.

I can see.
See for thee.
Better than thee.
I can see.

I can see you doing this.
I can see you not getting bliss.
I can see you going out.
I can see you in a drought.

I can see you not liking it.
I can see you having a fit.
I can see you going to sleep.
I can see you needing a new keep.

I can see you hating that.
I can see you falling flat.
I can see you failing away.
I can see you have a bad day.

My eyes are tired.
They may have expired.
Nope, not yet.
Nothing but net.

I can see you missing.
I can see you kissing.
I can see you hissing.
I can see you pissing.

I can see how that sounds.
I can see you looking like hounds.
I can see you getting fat.
I can see you wearing a hat.

I can see you bored.
I can see you floored.
I can see you eating.
I can see you trick or treating.

I can...can't see you doing that.
I can't see you flipping scat.
I can't see you fighting him.
I can't see you losing a limb.

I can, I can't.
Eyes on a slant.
But I can see.
See just for thee.

Don't you love how I can see? Pfffffffffffft is what it gets from me. Ever have anyone say that over and over and over again? I know one near our den. They tell you that they can see what is best for you. Like they know what will come due. When I can see that they are full of shit. Anything to add to my I can see fit? I can see I gave some sass. I can't see that ever stopping from my little rhyming ass.

Hey, Pat!I see London. (Tomorrow)I see France. (Just across the Channel)I see no one’s underpants! (Thank goodness!)

Not only have I been computerless, but I’ve been locked out of my google accounts because I ran into problems trying to publish something for IWSG Day on a train to London. Argh. So I’m just making my rounds now. Next stop ~ your IWSG post. Hope all is well with you!

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The cat does not know what has magically occurred as of late but many weirdos people seem to be finding me at an alarming rate. I don't mean all of you so "don't have a fit" which was typed by someone that came to view. That's right! We are once again going to shed some light on who the search engines send my way. Some seem to have serial killer tendencies at play.

Those Looking For a Deal on a Meal
"fried squirrel photo"

Well Brian did say they tasted like chicken a while back. I guess many agree with his comment whack. This person most have wanted to see if they were doing it right before they took a bite.

"cat tail hamburger"

Really? Who the heck would take a cat tail and set sail, sticking it between a bun. A tail-less cat would just be no fun. If this becomes a trend something will have to be done. Can you imagine grocery stores selling cat tails by the ton?

The cat heard this here and there and Fundy Blue gave it a go at her lair. Just proves that many humans are truly dumb. Or maybe just naive with their head up their bum. Or both could be the case. Would they call that umm what rhymes with spit on their face?

The virus is killing.
It sure isn't thrilling.
But just the sick and old.
They don't need to be in the fold.
Dead weight will be gone.
Who cares about their spawn.
They are no longer needed.
Just make sure their wills are deeded.
But let's not stop there.
Nope. There is more uselessness to spare.
The welfare bums can kick the bucket.
We don't need em, so fluck it.
Those parents gaming the system.
Let the virus go down there and twist em.
Then no more spawn will be had.
The kids can be adopted, so it ain't so bad.
Next those illegals can go.
They are so bad, you know.
Let it take em all out.
No one will give a shout.
The useless reality tv stars?
No way. We have to protect them on Mars.
They are so so so great. …

Have you gone around the world? If so, did you fall off? You know those flat earther nutballs are still a thing. If you didn't fall off would it be Squared The World? Rectangled The World? They don't have the same ring. Guess that is another one in the loss column for the flat earther crazies. Maybe they think a giant will come down and flatten the planet. You never know these days. On with the question before I give them any new ideas.

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