As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye.The advertisement posted there would make you laugh and cry.The rain and wind had come last night and washed it half away,and what remained of the billboard would make that billboard say:

Come smoke a Coca Cola, Tomato Ketchup Cigarette,See Lillian Russell wrestle, with a box of oysterettes,Pork and Beans will meet tonight, in the final fight.And Chauncy de Pew will lecture on why sapolio is white.

Bay Rum is good for horses, it is the best in townCastoria cures the measles, if you pay five dollars down.Teeth extracted without pain, for only half a dime,And Ingersolls are selling now, a little out of time.