The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

_________________"...anarchists only want to burn cars and punch cops."- nickvicious"We'll be eating our own words 30 years from now when we're demanding our legislators outlaw aerosol-based cyber dildo-wielding death holograms."- Brian

It's actually a Truman Show situation. Everyone but the Liars are actors and everything is staged. The finale will just be the four of them scaling the wall around "Rosewood" and escaping into the wild.

So Spencer thinks Melissa killed Wilden, and Hanna thinks her mom killed Wilden, which means that probably neither one of them killed Wilden. This whole thing with Melissa "protecting" Spencer? I do not buy it, I will never buy it, she is pure, malevolent evil. Hanna's mom is probably going to get in trouble for something, but I don't think it will be killing Wilden.

Mask Man continues to be the biggest creepiest creepo ever created. He and his little shop of ceramic horrors cause me so much emotional distress. When Aria pulled back the sheet to reveal more Allison faces, I initially thought they were masks of Aria, and that creepy Mask Man had somehow made casts of all of their faces without their knowledge. Thankfully/unfortunately, that does not seem to be the case.

A/Kisses (are these messages still from A?) framing Emily's parents as abusive is pretty forking low.

There was a "troublesome" blonde girl hanging around Toby's mom at Radley. WHO IS SHOCKED? No one is shocked.

When Aria's new boy toy was like, "you know it's not over with him, right?" I almost punched my tv. I can't deal with more Aria/Fitz. I just can't. They're so boring.

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

YES. I thought it was hilarious how when the tea kettle went off, they all just stood there and stared at it. Definitely don't take it off the burner and make your tea. Just stare at it.

_________________"...anarchists only want to burn cars and punch cops."- nickvicious"We'll be eating our own words 30 years from now when we're demanding our legislators outlaw aerosol-based cyber dildo-wielding death holograms."- Brian

Hanna found the gun (AND TOUCHED THE HANDLE, GIRL YOU STUPID), Spencer found the Creepy Murder Room, Emily attracted the attention of another adult male from Rosewood who likes to bone high school girls (seriously, THIS TOWN), and Aria's mom GOT STUNG BY A CAR FULL OF BEES. Also Aria wore a tie skirt, just like the one I made in 1999.

AND THEN HANNA GOT ARRESTED. And Mother Grunwald? Were we supposed to recognize her? Because bisque sounds a lot like A.

_________________"...anarchists only want to burn cars and punch cops."- nickvicious"We'll be eating our own words 30 years from now when we're demanding our legislators outlaw aerosol-based cyber dildo-wielding death holograms."- Brian

Mr. Shankly, there are not words for how much I loved the bees. I've embraced the crazy at this point, so the weirder PLL gets, the more I love it. BEES. But up until Hanna got arrested, I was kind of feeling like not much actually happened this episode.

Esme, Caleb is going to be on Ravenswood! That excites me because I plan to watch Ravenswood, but I do miss him on PLL. And if he's moving shows that means the holy union of Caleb and Hanna is likely to break up, which would bum me out. I hope they don't bring back that weird thing where grown-ass-man/"doctor" Wren was trying to woo yet another high school girl.

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

I know I had to suspend disbelief for like...everything in this show. Ever. But it really bothered me that Spencer's mom, the lawyer, tried to say she wouldn't get into college because she was in Radley. It's not a crime to have a nervous breakdown! How would they even know? Did you include it on your transcript? Write about it for your essay?

I know I had to suspend disbelief for like...everything in this show. Ever. But it really bothered me that Spencer's mom, the lawyer, tried to say she wouldn't get into college because she was in Radley. It's not a crime to have a nervous breakdown! How would they even know? Did you include it on your transcript? Write about it for your essay?

Spencer did write about it for her essay! That's why Fitz was trying to convince her to write a new essay a few episodes ago. I agree that her mom was horrible about it, but her whole family is just awful so I'm not surprised.

MBM, that gif is exactly what went through my head when the car full of bees happened.

oooh I must have tuned that out. I remember seeing them talking and then just going off in my head about how they were going to make this a thing where Aria thinks Fitz is after Spencer but then that never happened except for in the plot in my own head.