Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Sperminator Love Child

Is Arnold Schwarzenegger the baby daddy to an illegitimate love child?

Have we just unearthed the title to Arnold’s next film? Not quite as Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly had a love child with part of the household staff around a decade ago. This comes a week after the Arnold and his wife Mara Shriver announced they were splitting up making it a pretty rough week for Conan in Chief. Actually the report speculates that the breakup was pretty much because of the whole having a kid with someone who wasn’t your wife thing. [go figure]

Maria Shriver allegedly had known this for months and moved out of their home earlier this year. Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger and her weren’t able to reconcile things and now the relationship has been terminated. Arnold had this to say on the matter: “After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.”

Apparently this housekeeper just retired after working with the couple for 20 years so this probably wasn’t a spring chicken. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been paying for the kid all along which makes the double family man look a little better in light of marital infidelities.