How matthew started their logo design journey

Summary

Hi, I'm looking for a design for the header of my wordpress blog http://renegadeconservatoryguy.co.uk/ . I'm looking for something to incorporate the type of industry I'm from, the products we sell, my sense of humour and including the blacked out image (with the question mark) of me.

Just to confirm - I will guarantee a winner for this contest.

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What inspires you and how do you envision the design for your business?

I want a new design for my blog which includes the existing blacked out image of me, and then a design which incorporates the sector I talk about - the conservatory and double glazing industry in the UK.

I'm looking for something eye-catching, that portrays my sense of humour, and the fact that I talk about controversial subjects that others in the industry would not say.