Well I did try email but It made a mess of the screen, similar problem with Skype, so I've sent it by Express Snail Mail and told him to get his skates on. You should get it in time for next summer as long as the brown paper bag holds out. You should have fun popping the bubble wrap if nothing else. In the mean time, I've asked the local Air Force boys to buzz your house several times a day as the airflow through the jet engines should be enough to cool you off.

As a last resort I've given the prize a palm leaf and a bunch of grapes. As long as he fans you with the leaf and feeds you the grapes, not the other way around, all should be well.