"All our friends think it's made in heaven. It's only people who don't know us who simply use us as stereotypes in terms of age and beauty," the 86-year-old newlywed says. "I just feel very, very fortunate to have found her at this stage in my life. I saved the best till last."

And seeing how many gals the guy has supposedly slept with, Crystal should probably take that last part of Hef's quote as a compliment. Um, right?