Pepsi and Kendall Jenner are masters of race relations! Plus the stink plane story – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 198

Pepsi has had a fairly successful run as a competitor to Coke, and their advertising campaigns were usually pretty effective and memorable. However, you can’t have a good track record indefinitely without occasionally having a major misstep. Kendall Jenner, member of the Kardashian brood, is a tall Caucasian model and also a blithering idiot. Everyone knows who she is, women enjoy her because she’s a Kardashian, and lots of men masturbate to the thought of depositing their load upon her small yet perky bosoms. So, she seems like a good candidate for a Pepsi commercial. So far so good. Now, what would Kendall Jenner be suited for in a Pepsi commercial? Vogue posing? Sexy strutting? No? How about ending the war between cops and the black lives matter folks by offering an olive branch in the form of a Pepsi? If you think this seems insensitive and grossly underestimating the severity of a very real problem, you’d be right. Don’t expect the Pepsi ad execs to hire you anytime soon.

Have you ever had to de-board a plane for some reason? It happens occasionally. Maybe there’s a delay, or a malfunction. Have you ever had to de-board a plane because someone smells terrible? Well, apparently that can happen. Because it happened to one of us. Time for a story!

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