12
Cunning

18
Resolve

Threats to Blitzcrank with this build

Lel how can this be hard, you don't even have to think on who to pull, you just do it (jungle will be camping bot because of this)

1

Lux

Snare does not equal stun, aka ez game
1. hook her in when she snares u, shes dumb
2. When she snares you and trys to ult, hook before it lands you just won life
3. XD lux support

1

Ryze

I don't need to explain this one

1

Kindred

Hah ha ha kindred adc

1

Urgot

Hah, Urgot

2

Sona

Umm, just hook it, its weak

2

Bard

Unless he stuns you, hook him and he dies.

2

Corki

I never see corki, adc or anywhere.

3

Thresh

His q is disgusting, his ult is useless, his lantern does nothing because their adc is complete trash
and that little pull thin that he does not his q but the other one, HA HA HA HA HA thresh

3

Ashe

the CC can be aggravating, but other than that she isn't that bad to kill

3

Singed

That posion thing doesn't matter, just hook him away from it and deal so much damage

3

Taric

He thinks he can ultimate turret dive you, just hook him into turret and watch him cry

4

Morgana

Depends if you are good or not, just dodge the broken ass snare, so you don't get hit by the broken ass floor thing, also no skill shield takes no skill so you just cry because of that

4

Jhin

Hook him out of his ult, you don't even need to dodge it, however the rest of him is dangerous.

5

Sivir

No skill shield ;-;

5

Jinx

Her snare things, those are bad, but as a blitzcrank/any champion, walk in between them.

5

Nami

Her bubbles are scary, she out-sustains you, and her ult... MMMMMMM

6

Ezreal

His little teleport thing, why rito, just why

6

Janna

"Ultimate disengage"
^complete bs^
hook her and win

6

Karma

Welcome to the "hardest" support ever, play safe hook it, win.

6

Draven

This guy man, he tilts you by looking at him. If he throws his axes, hook him out of the place its gonna land, and then taunt him.

6

Kalista

That thing where she dashes after every attack can be annoying, don't waste your hook when she is about to auto, just wait until the right time and then you can ruin her confidence

6

Miss Fortune

The Ult can be scary, so can that bouncing bullet thing, where it hits one thing then another.

7

Alistar

It runs... fast

7

Lucian

His dashes are scary, and his ultimate is also rude towards any blitzcrank that exists

7

Quinn

Blinding, super fast eagle, a crap ton of damage.

7

Tristana

Her jumping rocket thing is the hell of a blitzcrank, otherwise not to hard though.

7

Twitch

Posion as bad as teemos little cancer face. Just hook twitch and hes dead, I mean blitzcrank is broken after all.

7

Volibear

Even though he isn't a bot laner, he will gank you, he will not lose any hp cuz of that broken life steal, once you get your warmogs in the late game, laugh at him because he cant regen as fast as you.

8

Leona

the cc wil eat you

8

Blitzcrank

This is funny rather than hard, it can go 1 of two ways, you win sop hard or feed so hard, its funny when u q at the same time, and e in between, and then ult when u come back down.

8

Caitlyn

That Ult will eat you, those snares will eat you, that graves thing where she throws the trap and bounces back will eat you, please just play safe

8

Teemo

This happens, a lot. If you know where he went invisble just pull him out of there, its not like it passes through him.

9

Braum

Never seen one before, I think its scary

9

Tahm Kench

Call me King, call me TANK, I will eat you and spit you under my turret, and theres nothing you can do about it

9

Vayne

The snares on the wall will hurt, the damage she deals will hurt, and you play safe around her.

10

Nautilus

when this happens just cry, you cant do anything, unless hes astronaut, that's the equivalent of Iblitzcrank players (bronze 69 scrubs)

Why my build has 0 traditional support items

1. You don't need sightstone, for these reasons
a. Your going to be winning so hard if someone tries to gank, then they die
b. You only need 2 wards, 1 for dragon den (so you can steal) and the other for baron
(so you can steal and then laugh in all chat
2. You don't need face of the mountain for this reason
a. Your going to be so fed anyway, you don't need a shield

Why are you choosing my guide?

Because it's right

Laning (and how to win)

Back at level 6, your just that good, you cant afford to recall. Unleash your true powers as a blitzcrank by sitting at the edge of a turret, nobody will dare approach. If they do dare approach hook this trash under turret and win. If its a 1v5 and your friend tells you to back out, they are not your friend good sir, just hook them, and win. Low health may seem like a reason to recall, but it isn't, in fact, its your best ally. use low hp to lure them into a turret dive, then E and R to kill them.

You win the late game in 3 easy steps
1. Kill their adc over and over again
2. spam your mastery regardless of what it is
3. Taunt the fact that the support only mains support because they cant cs, and that their adc is lvl 2 while the support is lvl 4.

Late game (pushing down mid like a boosted animal)

stay at the front of the pack, use righteous glory to walk up to someone faster and then get a better hook (laugh in all chat if they flash away and you still get them). If the enemy team is brainless, just walk up, and sit there, use your abilities, but sit there. If someone tries to start attacking the ACTUAL damage dealers hook them away and make them focus on this "easy" kill. If you build blitz right, it will take you at least 10 seconds to die, if you even die. If your low, don't even bother recalling, just sit there and wait for warmogs armor to heal you faster than a soraka can.

Why you are picking these items

Boots of Mobility - You can literally make their team flash for you, and you still outrun any of them.
Frozen Heart - Armour, mana, CDR, its self explanatory
Righteous Glory - If those idiots flash away, use it, and eat them up.
Warmogs Armour - Good sir you have armour you have health, you have insane *** regenge, what more could this guve you?
Rabadons Deathcap - Because your max lecel hook (300 damage) isn't enough.
Guardian Angel - if they took 10 seconds to kill you, imagine them doing it again.