That's right, folks, a second commercial recently surfaced on YouTube featuring pretty girls stroking themselves to the strains of a Parachute tune. This time, the lucky ditty is "Under Control," first released on the Sparky's Flaw EP, the band's first release on Mercury way back in the days when they were still allowed to call themselves that, and soon to be better known as the seventh track on their forthcoming album Losing Sleep.

This, of course, raises a number of important questions. Is all this Moby-style commercial licensing the shrewd business move that's going to ensure their success in an almost comically volatile music market? Could the skin care products they're championing have saved would-be Charlottesville supermodel Colin Steers from reality-TV contest elimination? Dare we ask what else you'd like to see these guys try to sell?