Evolution simply cannot explain why nerds have such herculean thighs in such a small time they've existed. evolutionists say evolution takes thousands or even millions of years but nerds have existed since the 50s but their superhuman thigh strength has been tragically demonstrated many times.

You totally miss the heart of evolution theory.. Its about adapting. Its not the nerds who have to evolve, Its the environment that has changed, like the meteorite did for the dinosaurs. Modern society has allowed the nerds out into the sunlight where they exploit a niche of weak necked jocks