Do you hang left or right? Does your stream split? Is your floor now two tone? Well worry no more with pee straight, for men who can't aim. Order today an we'll include a tube of Super Slick personal lubricant. Hitting the wrong hole? It won't matter with Super Slick.

iheartscotch:Um, do they just piss where ever and just go with it? Those bathrooms must smell horrid.

after spending a good deal of time in china... yes. and yes.

In the big cities, you get a lot of recently-on-the-farm types coming looking for work. They aren't quite up on social rules and values, and sometimes simply are ignorant of how to use modern facilities.

Only a human being would be arrogant and stupid enough to think successfully urinating into a porcelain fixture is just what nature intended. The further we abandoned our true primal selves to conform to civilization and society the more we abandon our true selves.

KrispyKritter:Only a human being would be arrogant and stupid enough to think successfully urinating into a porcelain fixture is just what nature intended. The further we abandoned our true primal selves to conform to civilization and society the more we abandon our true selves.

Can't they just build conical urinals? The big problem is that piss splashes off the ceramic. If you build a conical urinal, you can have those splashes reflected downwards into the urinal rather than back out onto the restroom floor.

KrispyKritter:Only a human being would be arrogant and stupid enough to think successfully urinating into a porcelain fixture is just what nature intended. The further we abandoned our true primal selves to conform to civilization and society the more we abandon our true selves.

I find that the moisture on the floor after male urination is mostly splash out from when the two liquids come in contact. The amount and coverage of the splash out is a function of the concavity of the bowl, the height of the seat, the length of the dong, and the pressure of the bladder. Unfamiliarity with the toilet, or a sudden change in any one of these variables can lead to a virtual hurricane. Based on non-scientific gustatory perception I would guess that the splash out is less then 15% fresh urine and composed mostly of displaced water.

/This study does not take into consideration the recently visually impaired, teenagers, or drunks.

HisBoyLeroy:I find that the moisture on the floor after male urination is mostly splash out from when the two liquids come in contact. The amount and coverage of the splash out is a function of the concavity of the bowl, the height of the seat, the length of the dong, and the pressure of the bladder. Unfamiliarity with the toilet, or a sudden change in any one of these variables can lead to a virtual hurricane. Based on non-scientific gustatory perception I would guess that the splash out is less then 15% fresh urine and composed mostly of displaced water.

/This study does not take into consideration the recently visually impaired, teenagers, or drunks.

Why not just keep it all in mason jars? Hell , ive been doing that for thirty plus years and it hasnt done me no harm.monthly storage fees are getting a bit steep though. I suppose I could belly up on them and let those Storage Wars parasites swarm around bidding wildly as they greedle in anticipation of the goodies they'll find once they get my storage opened. Damn..that sounds pretty cool now that I think about it,hopefully the winning bid will be a bank buster .

As an airport janitor, I must say that guys and girls cannot aim for the toilets. I once saw a guy go up to the urinal, then grabbed both stall walls with his hands and then hump air as he pissed. It was horrifying.

HisBoyLeroy:I find that the moisture on the floor after male urination is mostly splash out from when the two liquids come in contact. The amount and coverage of the splash out is a function of the concavity of the bowl, the height of the seat, the length of the dong, and the pressure of the bladder. Unfamiliarity with the toilet, or a sudden change in any one of these variables can lead to a virtual hurricane. Based on non-scientific gustatory perception I would guess that the splash out is less then 15% fresh urine and composed mostly of displaced water.

/This study does not take into consideration the recently visually impaired, teenagers, or drunks.

...And old guys suffering from BPH (if you notice the complaints being in offices where women and old guys are - and the women are complaining - THIS is the actual reason).