Game goes like this, 1) one quote must follow another, 2) all questions must be answered (even if its with more questions), 3) quote must contain one word from previous quote (not a shitty little article or conjunction) and 4) quotes should be concise (use your judgement)

bonus points for not using a book of quotations or internet equivilent
For a start -

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
- George Carlin_________________Spelling Nazi, Grammar Nazi, Sandwich Nazi...
What?
Oh, well, first you need wheat bread, and [real] mayonnaise, not that Miracle Crap.
Spread it lightly across the bread, add crisp lettuce and fresh tomato. Meat can vary, but I like ham...