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LNBS: NSFW – Random Shyt on Folk’s iPad

Folk been kinda hit miss on the ol’ LNBS and coming to the office all late and shyt on Sunday’s for the SSC, sooooooo…. fvck y’all.

Slaus has played this shyt and it’s time Folk clean out the iPad (Folk’s primary means of rummaging the innerweb) and share shyt so we can start “Fresh” in 2014.

So this first one is a softball that may have had it beginnings in Folk p!ssed at the whole Thanksgiving bullshyt. But what’s up with da dude in the back with the spiky hair? And can Folk’s beard get this long before HR takes a motherfvcker in the back corner to have a “discussion”? And why are there no boobies in this pic? Fail!

Boobies!!!! …wait, WTF is wrong with this motherfvcker’s arm in the pic? Need to rub some robatussin’ or some shyt on that playa?

Tattoo, what else can Folk say? Folk got some more ink in 2013. Quite a bit actually and Folk saw this and liked it. Folk didn’t get this shyt, but there are boobies in the pic too!

Wondering where this fvcker has his bombs strapped? Folk sure a couple of Folk female peeps are wondering where the hell did he get those shoes from! Boss!

Nothing like anatomy class. This was going to be the subject of some random commentary. But oh’ well. Folk’s favorite position… well not really. Any position where there is consensual intercourse where there are no diseases is a good position. Well there is also the need for food, fluids, water to clean up afterwards, maybe a nice movie to fall asleep too… This is getting too complicated, next.

Is he sucking…? Next!!!!

The fairy doesn’t bother Folk as much as the statements that are made

“Fvck dis Azz!”

Fvck me Daddy” ? (Folk need a translator for that one; comment below if you know what it says)

*$%&%*% dat Pu$$y! (Again, translation needed on left cheek)

“Lick me right!”

“Fvck me up!” (byotch aren’t you already fvcked up enough – shyt)

&%$&$*#(Translation isle right upper bootay cheek of the 5th ward)

“Smack dat azz!”

“Taste dat Vanilla!”

“Make me Cum nigga!”

“Smack this pu$$y!”

Oh well, she has a lot on her mind… uhhh azz! The script work though is impressive. Wonder how far up that ink goes up into her azz cheeks? Does it meet in the middle? Is it complete? Who’s gonna go in for the confirmation? Anyone?

Where is this child’s momma? Oh wait… nope. this one is too loaded.

Nothing is more comfortable than that trusted old leather couch that we’ve all have come to know at one point in our lives. You don’t know why you keep it around, but you do.

And ladies wonder why I check out toes! Toes people! they got shyt to fix this shyt now! Why a motherfvcker trying to pretty this up with jewlz and shyt! <b>TOE RINGS ARE ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH ATTRACTIVE AZZ TOES!</b>

Yeah, byotch! Why motherfvckers make wages that go like, in order for you to make what CEO so-n-so makes in one year you would have to sale your soul to the commercial demi-god devil and work for another 175 years without taxes! Ha ha ha ha! Die you fvcking lower life underclass less than 1% fvckers! That’s basically what has happened. We live in a society where the class of owners have now financially enslaved the masses for life.

This is how Folk feels about the motherfvcking holidays!

Happy New Year, and Folk promises to bring back the LNBS daily at least 4 days a week M-T to keep y’all and Folk’s self going in 2014. Love y’all.