Yeah, I'm here.
I suppose army, seeing as I'm the only member of my family who hasn't joined it at one point or another.But mostly I'm a big coward, and would probably be a conshie. Or join the fanys.
(b3thNot shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 22:05,
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Anyone who says 'Navy'
Is a member of The Village People.

Anyone who answers to the names Tangles is an automatic Barrymore.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:08,
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did I escape tonight?
Does that mean I got the right answer?
(b3thNot shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 22:16,
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George Melly
said in his autobiography that the only thing the navy taught him was how to wank in a hammock without waking the rest of the crew.

Airforce.
If only because my grandad and great-grandad were respectively NCOs in the army and the navy during the last two world wars, and it'd be neat to pull off an intergenerational hat trick like that.

Then again, if you still need to rhyme "house" with "mice" to get into the air force these days, something like the engineering corps would be a better choice. Also, it turns out I am slightly too tall to be a pilot.
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:18,
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You
pulled off your great grandad AND your grandad?

Wow.

Once you do yourself, you have indeed performed the Incest Empire Meddle.

She's done a couple of half decent bits and bobs
one of the few perks of being forced to have radio 1 on in the lab is that occasionally they play something that's actually quite catchy.
(berk, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:08,
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I'm surprised a team of scientists listen to Radio One.
I thought you'd have something more lefty on.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:10,
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Why lefty?
it's radio 1 or jack fm in our lab. Or radio 2, if I'm left to my own devices, but nobody else likes it. Or youtube disco, if the boss isn't in.
(berk, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:11,
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Get yourself to Absolute Radio.
You'll like the tunes more!
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:13,
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I'll give it a whirl
it's got to be better than the abysmal cretins on radio 1.
(berk, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:19,
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Only the one I was talking about on here the other day
hazelnut and lemon curd bakewell. People at work have begged me to give it a break because I'm making them fat.
(berk, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:33,
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Kill them with cake berk.
But only when you've got your masters confirmed.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:34,
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Bartleby present and incorrect.
I applied to the RAF when I was still at school. Turns out you needed a degree to fly a Hercules, and I was losing my spec free status then too, so I was fucked.
(BartlebyA dead man on vacation, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:06,
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