I posted the world’s vaguest Craigslist ad and now I’m drowning in a sea of dicks

I love reading Craigslist Missed Connections, OK? I wanna give a TED Talk about Craigslist Missed Connections the same way Kylie Jenner wants to give a TED Talk about chem trails.

When browsing them, though, I always wonder who the hell actually finds the person they’re looking for — their missed connection.

For the fuck of it, at the goading of my coworkers, I posted the world’s vaguest ad in the world to see which men would twist themselves into a lie, trying to convince me they were the one. Here’s the ad I posted: