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"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

Hi, I am Dan.

I am a decent human being, funny and smarter than the average rock*

I like the outdoors, VW camper vans, vinyl, computer games, dumb silly stuff and smart thinky things. I've travelled the world and made friends from all walks of life.

I will talk about anything and everything. I attract chaos where ever I go, being my friend is never dull and totally worth it.

You should message me if you want a chat, test the waters or just outright declare your ferocious attraction to my idiotic photos.

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*some rocks may be smarter, no tests have been conducted.

About his ideal match

I want someone to who just gets me. In order for that to happen she will need to be funny and quick witted with a smile sweeter than a jar of honey and frown most ferocious. Creative women who don't mind getting their hands dirty are a must.