You enter the stall only to find that the toilet is literally overflowing with SPIDERS. They look like brown recluses, but you can't be positive because they are biting you all over your body, which makes you feel rather dead.

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YOUHAVEDIED IN A COMPLETELYUNEXPECTEDMANNER. BUTHEY, AT LEASTTHEREST OF THEOFFICEWILLPROBABLYGET A HALF-DAY, SO THERE'S THAT.