Sunday, March 8, 2009

MAN OF THE HOUSE

I received this email the other day and just had to share it with you all.

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. Youwill prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you aregoing to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You willwash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who'sgoing to dress me and comb my hair?The wife replied, 'The “F@#*&” funeral director would be my firstguess.'

4 comments:

This is so funny!! The man of the house at my house is the cook. He's a lot better than I am, and he likes to cook. He started about 6 years ago when he sold his business. So, he cooks, I clean and sew.

Enjoyed the joke very muchJust like a man Thinks he is in charge. when we put the idea to him first then leave it and he then thinks it is his idea.keeps a happy life and we get our own way which is best.

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