I can't even. This is amazing. Sammy Sosa is making an effort to get his name back out there, and that includes joining social media. He set up a Twitter account in October (it's confirmed as him), and a few weeks ago joined photo sharing site/social network for middle-aged women Pinterest. So forget whatever you're doing; go look at his Pinterest page.

Nothing but a wall of photos of Sosa posing in his home. There's Sammy in a suit! There's Sammy in a nice sweater! So carefree! So happy! And every single photo has the same caption: