On back-to-back episodes of the Discovery hit airing this Monday, Trump stops by and meets Paul Senior and the crew. Senior talks to Trump about how his legendarily estranged relationship with Junior. Trump, naturally, thinks about the split in financial terms.

This will air about a week before NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice returns. Say… you don’t think manicured business tycoon would suddenly develop an interest in motorcycles just to promote the return of his NBC show, do you? Why, that’s crazy, that would be like saying he wanted to run for president or something…