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In Florida, what’s the punishment for having sex with a pet donkey? According to a Jan. 21 report by the Sun Sentinel, not much. Carlos Romero has been given one year probation with no jail time as well as a $200 fine after the 32-year-old was caught engaging in sexual activity with his miniature donkey named Doodle.

His neighbors probably won’t be able to see “Shrek” the same way again. After Romero abused the Democrats’ party mascot, his lawyer filed a motion asking a judge to declare the Florida statute banning sexual activities with animals unconstitutional.

That legal motion, like this man’s life, will obviously not go anywhere. Even libertarian champion Ron Paul would probably argue that’s way too much individual freedom. However, twelve months of probation sheds insight into the passivity with which the state’s judicial system treats those who sexually assault helpless animals. Earlier this week, Romero was back in police custody after Florida Northern Railroad employees said he may have stolen $10,880 worth of train batteries.

Donkeys had a more productive week in South America than their Democratic counterparts attending Barack Obama’s inauguration on Monday. On Jan. 21, three robbers from Colombia had to ditch their stolen property after a noisy donkey alerted police to the early morning theft.

According to the Telegraph, the criminals had stolen rum, oil, rice, cans of tuna and sardines from a small shop in the town of Juan de Acosta. They then attempted to load the goods on the donkey who made a lot of noise and objected to the robbers’ getaway plan.

At least there’s still a few who object to a redistribution agenda. In Washington, stealing property from others gets you re-elected.

Carlos Romero, a 31-year-old Marion County man was jailed Monday after he allegedly had sex with a miniature donkey.

According to police, a witness delivering a horse to a barn he had rented saw Romero standing behind a miniature donkey.

The witness told police that Romero had no shirt on, his pants were down around his ankles and he was leaning up against the donkey’s backside in a sexual manner.

When Romero spotted the witness, he jumped away from the donkey in a suspicious manner, pulled up his pants and got dressed.

Romero reportedly lived with the donkey in a section of the barn (a tac room) that he also rented out, according to the arrest affidavit.

During questioning, Romero admitted to masturbating 5 or 6 times with the donkey and thought the state of Florida was “backwards” for criminalizing such activity.

Romero told investigators that he uses his fingers and saliva to clean the animal’s vagina before beginning the sexual act. He then stated that he prefers to masturbate behind the animal while scratching the animal’s genitals.

Romero stated that he liked the way the fur feels on his bare testicles and admitted that his penis may have come in contact with the animal’s vagina or his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident.

Romero went on to say that his donkey goes into heat every 21 days and that that he is aroused by an animal in heat.

He was booked into the Marion County Jail and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal. He is currently being held in lieu of a $2,000 bond.