For $1,000,000.00 (USD) would you fuck a guy in the ass or let a guy fuck you in the ass? You get the money regardless of your choice.

The other 1/2 of the odd couple gave an interesting answer...

Anybody that gets an erection to put it in some guys ass is a homo(see 5tool). Anybody that is willing to take it in the ass for a million $ is a homo(see 5tool). Anybody that brings up that question is gay(see 5tool), Bi(see Basket) or is Bi-Curious(see Husky)!

As Ronnie B alluded to, I'm not going to be "able" to pitch, and I sure as hell ain't catching.

"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing, and you're still fit and ready, and you know you own his ass."-Former Bama LB Cory Reamer on Coach Cochran's training program