The 2014 NBA Style Draft: Hypebeasts, Street Goths, and Sneakerheads Make Their Picks

With the NBA Draft kicking off tonight, we figured we'd put together something along the lines of the Chappelle Show's Racial Draft, but within the world of style. The biggest stars in the NBA are personally making the case that basketball is the most stylish sport out there, but who has the skills and the moves to get selected by the most competitive cliques, genres, and tribes out there?

Sure, Blake Griffin can throw it down with dictator-esque authority, but is that enough to join up with the Sneakerhead squad or the Hypebeast hoopers? And what about Dwyane Wade? Is he destined to join the Pitti Peacocks? Or is he headed to the Sprezz squad? All these questions are answered once the draft pops off, so click through to see who's going to play for whom in The 2014 NBA Style Draft.