Hello fellow fanfictioners! So, I'm completly new to this, fourteen years old and hoping you'll like my stories. I'm not English or American so if you find any typos, then it's because I'm Danish. If you find any grammatic errors(,.'"/() etc.), then... well, I don't really have any excuse for that.

So, a tiny bit about the Artemis Fowl movie (which I hope soon will happen; years of delay has annoyed me to no end). As I don't have Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc.(I know - socially awkward!) I just had to write about this somewhere: If and when they choose an actor for Artemis Fowl II, I do think it would be best to choose someone a bit older than the character, seeing that, not only would the acting probably be better, but, to add to that mature, intelligent, over-confident look that Artemis must need. Maybe 13-14 years. I can't help but agree that Nicholas Hoult would have made an amazing Artemis, but he is simply to old now. Tom Felton has also been suggested and despite that it would be good for his carrier to get on from the Harry Potter movies, he's just too old, AND it would just remind me of Harry Potter all through the film, ruining it a bit for both HP and AF fans. Strong rumors say that Jason Statham is to play Domovoi Butler(excellent choice, if I may say so) and the lovely Saoirse Ronan will be portraying the oh-so-loved Holly Short. Saoirse Ronan has my full support - as long as she gets a tan. A pale Holly will simply NOT be OK! And with that, I will end this short update/comment.!

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!