Water Lilies Umbrella

"Bochox" Chocolate Bar

This all-natural anti-ager makes a cute stocking stuffer. From the box: "Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned in the slightest about your wrinkles." Best of all, the 55 percent cocoa dark chocolate inside is divine. ($5)

Arty Magnifiers

It’s a fact: Small print gets fuzzier as we age. Leave it to the Metropolitan Museum to reinterpret useful objects as objets d’art: These credit-card-size magnifiers illuminate text with the press of a button, and look much more stylish than other versions we’ve seen. ($12.95)

Grobal Self-Watering Planter

Between reinventing her career, running marathons, and changing the world, a MORE woman has little time to worry about things like watering plants. This slick Karim Rashid-designed pot takes care of the dirty work. ($28)

Victorian Wallpaper Print Water Bottle

The increasingly ubiquitous aluminum water bottle as interpreted by London’s Victoria and Albert Museum: It features a famous William Morris wallpaper design from the Arts and Crafts era. Also: It’s pretty! ($16.95)