3. Thunderstorms, which threaten to cancel this weekend's Houston Marathon. Maybe. If there's lightning and stuff.

4. Paul Ryan's marathon time, which, like a killer in a cheesy horror movie, keeps lurching back at us just when we think it's dead.

5. PaleoBarefoots: "The only minimalist on the market which can give you both: 100% protection and 100% barefoot feel." And 100% of your RDI of chainmail jokes.

(Thanks for the tip, Keeley Hammond!)

6. Lazy motorists, after police in Chester, New York, said that a driver there who hit a jogger, seriously injuring her, "had not adequately cleared her windshield of frost and appeared not to have seen [the jogger] prior to striking her." p.s. The jogger was, correctly, running against traffic. The driver crossed a double-yellow line and hit her from behind.

7. Running naked on frozen lakes. Because of this. (Thanks for the tip, Lyle McLachlan!)

8. Suspicious joggers, thanks to this entry from a Flathead County, Montana, police blotter: "10:06 a.m. Someone complained that a transient was lurking around near the community college. The transient was actually a jogger who had stopped to stretch."

9. The Flathead County, Montana, police blotter, which just keeps getting better: "4:48 p.m. Someone called 911 to report that a vehicle covered in inflated condoms was driving in a reckless fashion down Highway 2 East in Evergreen."

10. Crummy hotel wifi, which is why today's List is so late in being published.

See you next week, everyone.

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