"Sugar, Sugar"

"Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy)"

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!

Neutered, Neutered

CHORUS:Neutered,Once humpy puppy.You're now a gland-free cur.Now here's a new rawhide chew.Puppy,Oh, neutered, neutered,You're now a gland-free cur;You won't be humpin' my crew.

I just can't believe the humpiness that once was you.(Humpiness that once was you)Now your nuts are sundered; hope you won't go pee and poo.(All over my new shoes)

CHORUS

You won't miss those "pearls";Your issuance is now seed-free.(Your issuance is now seed-free)You can still go outsideóPour some fluid on a tree.(Pour some fluid on a tree)

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