Wook:I like how most of you Farkers hate this company. It's perpetual Christmas since their sales went through the roof during the boycott by Gays, Lesbos and Libs. Bonus points as well since this is a passé cause and you're all still exhibiting butthurt.

It's part of the liberal chess game to get republicans to die or become incapacitated from diabetes. You fell right into their trap, checkmate.

Flying in June this year. I had 3 bags with me. Was originally planning to check two and carry on a third. Changed my mind at the last minute and instead of checking the bag with my clothes and toiletries I decided to check another one and carry that one on. Except I forgot the big bottle of mouthwash was in it. Total blank. Got stopped, and the bottle thrown away. No other hassle.

So yeah, I can see if a person is in a hurry and doesn't think about it and suddenly it's "oh shiat".

Which begs the question, WHY is this an issue?Why doesn't TSA respond with "You will have to check this bag sir or throw the gun away."TADA, problem solved!!!

But no, instead they OVER REACT with deadly force.farkem

That's exactly what they used to do before the TSA was instituted, and it worked fine^^^%%

I once tried to board a flight with a can of pepper spray^^^%% My excuse wasn't that I'd forgotten I had it, it simply didn't occur to me that pepper spray wasn't something that you could take on a plane^^^%% I could however also see how someone could forget they were carrying a prohibited weapon, including a small gun if you're from the sticks. I used to take that same can to high school all the time by absentmindedly neglecting to remove it from my jacket^^^%%

uncleacid:Chickens just don't die by themselves. Someone has to do it.

I read that as chickens don't fly themselves and someone has to do it (for them). Then I read it correctly. Then I had the visual of someone "helping" a chicken fly by flinging it hammer-style while someone else takes the poor little bastard out.

Sid_6.7:A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods, and is not an appropriate way to end a sentence, especially one at the end of the entirety of what you have written/a paragraph (such as it is). You might as well end your sentence with "^^^%%". It makes about as much sense grammatically.