This is very, very serious. Do not laugh. It's time someone recognized the unsung fantasy classes in those games we love so much - the classes no one seems to play. Ever. I shed a nostalgic tear for all those times my Level 39 Samurai-Proctologist flattened the vicious goblin hordes with a well-timed Surgical Stab...

...Yeah. Moving right along. This is an entry for the Seventh Sanctum Silly Season contest ([link]) As you can probably guess, I used the Humorous Fantasy Class Generator ([link]), and was given the words "Samurai-Proctologist" to work with. Proof that Fortune favours fools.

I was told to leave my dignity at the door - and so I did. I've stuck a Mature warning on just in case - even though chances are no one actually has the filter on any more. It's there in spirit, anyways.