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Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Plastic Gangster

This guy is by far the most amusing. He honestly believes he’s a criminal (even though the most illegal thing he’s ever done is get a speeding ticket or have a fight when he was a teenager). He’ll dress really smart when out (normally in designer jeans and roll neck jumpers with a blazer) and he’ll have a slick side parting (otherwise known as the Essex Comb-over). He will mostly talk in cockney rhyming slang, even though he’s from middle-class Essex and has never even been to the East End of London. He’s either been in a

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