Imagine

I’ve finally found a reason to vote Conservative. It’s those ‘Imagine 5 more years of it’ posters. You know, the ones with headlines saying things like council taxes are soaring, asylum system in chaos, war in Iraq illegal, gay celebrity gypsy immigrant terrorist rapist ate my begonias says nanny etc. (Okay, so I made the last one up.)

“Christ on a bike,” I thought. “They’re right. Imagine it, five more years of hysterical headlines in the Daily Mail, I couldn’t stand it.”

The power of advertising, eh?

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