"What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet."

Even a dunce like Homer Simpson knows that old folks here have a pretty good deal. Apparently RWD is dumber than Homer. Not surprising.

But sure, go ahead and try it RWD. Get to Mexico. Pay a coyote to smuggle you across the border. Take your life in your hands as you cross the burning ass desert hoping to get back to America. Once you get here, I'm sure you'll be showered with benefits and gifts, just like all the other immigrants definitely do.

Who needs Medicare, when you can instead hide your symptoms until they get so bad you are forced to go to the ER because you can't afford a regular doctor?

Who needs Social Security when you can get nothing instead?

Who needs legal protections and a normal life when you can live in the shadows and in constant fear of being arrested and deported for the slightest misstep?

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