Sunday, June 12, 2011

Women of AfterMaximEllen

You would not think the readers of Maxim magazine, typically hormonally flush and barely literate young men, and of AfterEllen.com, a lesbian entertainment site, have much in common but they do. They both appreciate incredibly hawt women. Each annually publishes a list of the hottest 100 women in the world.

The Maxim list typically includes a mix of movie and television stars as well as a bevy of models the normal person would not be familiar with unless they kept scrupulous records involving the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

AfterEllen's list tends to be more eclectic. The typical Maxim reader is not going to get that worked up over Rachel Maddow (#22) or the lesbian twin sister folk-rock duo Tegan and Sara (#12 and #11 respectively. The do have the courtesy of noting the 28 or so women on the list which are officially 'out' as bisexual or lesbian so readers know when to get their hopes up. Although hope can spring eternal.

So as a service to the lesbian-friendly but testosterone laden community I have painstakingly combed both lists and compiled all the overlaps between the two. In order to rank them I have added their place on the Maxim list with the AfterEllen count to come up with the PanSexualHotnessQuotient (PSHQ). So without further ado here are the hottest women regardless of the equipment you are wearing.

Rank

Hottie

Maxim

AfterEllen

16

Zoe Saldana

37

93

15

Sofia Vergara

29

82

14

Emma Stone

42

68

13

Lindsay Lohan

38

67

12

Emma Watson

69

33

11

Anna Paquin

68

23

10

Scarlett Johansson

14

71

9

Megan Fox

17

50

8

Evan Rachel Wood

31

36

7

Jordana Brewster

11

49

6

Sarah Shahi

24

28

5

Naya Rivera

43

1

4

Natalie Portman

8

35

3

Lea Michele

28

10

2

Mila Kunis

5

19

1

Olivia Wilde

16

5

So Olivia Wilde is the woman that cranks everybody crank. Just in case the name does not mean anything to you, here she is in her best known movie role as Hot Tron Girl Who Lounges Sexily On A Sofa.

So I will be looking for more from her in the future. Or perhaps looking for less.

3 comments:

Anonymous
said...

Intriguing...but I'm curious: it seems like a lot of the photos you've chosen aren't terribly flattering...weird lighting, bad makeup, etc. It's not that the women themselves look bad (in my taste), but some of the photos...

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