This Trailer Has Cameron Diaz’s Nipples In It

Here’s the red band trailer for Sex Tape featuring Cameron Diaz‘s nipples in a see-through shirt which I assure you is not an April Fool’s joke. More importantly, I got to write a post with the words “Cameron Diaz sex tape” in it which effectively makes me Lord of The Internet and rightful owner of your first-born son and most fertile goat. (Don’t worry about what I’m doing with that last one. Your MY child will have a helmet.)

Nice tits/body for a woman her age. She’s no Rollergirl though. At least I have her topless pics from before she was famous. A man went to jail for those (iirc) It would be disrespectful not to fap to them.