May 16, 2012

I mean, not as much from a distance, but when you get close so you can really see the penises, you know? I'll put the close-up view at the bottom of this article so those of you who are all into "having jobs" can keep them.

Maybe it's a testament to my overwhelming love of penis? I think of them sort of like golden retrievers -- friendly, reliable, enthusiastic. And who wouldn't want leggings covered in golden retrievers? CUTE!

For the best view of the (subtle?!) print, go here and use the magnifying glass.

I know... cute... magnifying glass... it's not really what you want to hear when you hear from women in cock-praising department.

Sorry for the accidental tag "Steve Jobs." That was an autofill of a typo of "dogs," which is the tag I have there now.

I hope if you spent any time understanding what Steve Jobs had to do with this, you amused yourself. It had no relation at all to "having jobs" in the blocked quote. And it had nothing to do with blow jobs.

I didn't look closely, were any of the "guys" jewish? And was the racial makeup consistent with the US Population? If not, who was over, and under represented(I smell a lawsuit). What would be the writers opinion of Titus, and "tits" pants? Are they friendly as golden retriever sweater puppies? And finally, for some reason, I keep hearing "I am Woman..." running in my head.

A homophobe would only with the greatest reluctance cop a cheap feel. On the other hand, for those girls who like to hang out with gays, this might strike a few sparks of interest. I'd bet anything that any girl who wears this has more than a few gay friends.

"Maybe it's a testament to my overwhelming love of penis? I think of them sort of like golden retrievers -- friendly, reliable, enthusiastic. And who wouldn't want leggings covered in golden retrievers? CUTE!"