Countdown ... Really, was it the winner of Fat Kid Camp? Like, Bungie sponsored some fat camp for retarded quads or something, and the winner of the map design got their map in Reach? That's the only explanation.

First of all, I has a happy:
This is my "No, no, too sexy" pose for the Spartan Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Second of all, the Like Mike weekly challenge:This game (my second since the challenge went live) prompted JDM Squirrel to send me a voice message: "I hope you had fun spawn camping and winning for that. Um, if you look under Microsoft's definitions for reporting it involves spawn camping, so have fun with that. Deal with it, bitch!"
Not wanting his complaints to fall on Microsoft's deaf ears I responded with some helpful advice - "Forward all complaints to Luke Smith of Bungie with the subject 'Like Mike Weekly Challenge made my face hurt'"

Third of all, that gravity defying incident when I ended up on Paradiso in a CTF game on Hemorrhage the other day is in my File Share for your viewing pleasure.

Thank you to whomever was responsible for rendering my Liftoff clips! You guys should definitely turn the volume up and watch this one if you haven't yet. I love the sound of that huge purple shoe horn breaking Mach 1 as it flies past the camera.