cc. The music in this movie is pretty lame.
dd. Barry Gibb has already shot two other African America men under “mysterious circumstances.”
ee. Black on black violence
ff. Ryan Phillippe has a good memory for license plates.
gg. There is no way that the Persian guy found that locksmith. Super Loophole.
hh. Invisible, bulletproof cloaks work. I need to get one.
ii. Whole Foods does not racially discriminate.
jj. Sandra Bullock is angry and she doesn’t know why. Also, she is clumsy.
kk. Ryan Phillippe picks up hitchhikers. And has a St. Christopher statue on his dash. And he is quick on the draw.
ll. Asian slave trade?
mm. Dude found his brother. Mom blames his death on him.
nn. Blanks in the gun? Tricky stuff. Now I don’t believe in invisible bulletproof cloaks.
oo. Snow in the Valley? WTF?
pp. Carjacker passed up a few thousand to save some lives.
qq. Shaniqua got rear ended. Why don’t you speak American?

For a Race Relations class I’m currently taking, we watched “Crash.” As per the instructor, we are to take notes and write a two page response to the film. Here, for your enjoyment, are those notes. By the way, we didn’t finish watching it today, so I’ll have more when I’m done.

I. Crash
a. Mexicans don’t know how to drive according to Asians. Ironically, Asians don’t know how to drive either.
b. White people don’t wait for spaghetti or coffee, but black people have to wait over an hour for such delights.
c. The right arm of white women will get cold if they see a black man.
d. Black men carry guns and carjack white people. Then they tend to put statues of St. Christopher on the dash.
e. Barry Gibb carries Read the rest of this entry »

Some of you may recall that the other day I became rather drunk after drinking 3 Sierra Nevada “Bigfoot Ale.” I claimed that I became so quickly intoxicated because I had only a sandwich for breakfast at about 9am, and was active all day doing yard work.

After some research, I have come to find out that the Bigfoot Ale is a “barley wine” style ale. Barley wine is considered one of the stronger ales, with such brewer chosen names as Bigfoot, Chaotic Chemistry, Druid Fluid, Grim Reaper, Monster, and Old Foghorn. Most regular beers are between 3-4 alcohol by volume, with some reaching 5 or 6. Bud Ice, for example, is over 5% by volume if I remember my Navy drinking days correctly. Bigfoot Ale is 9.6%.

As the name “barley wine” implies, this is a high alcohol content beverage. It actually is supposed to get better with age.

Also, its best saved for nights that you don’t require you to wake up the next morning.