Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Okay, I'm only saying this because no one else (Punky must be snoozin', mudstuffin has left the building, D'Artagnan? jamester? eadn? Lairbo?) has yet posted it:
Is that a Ball Python in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog ...