The Evil Pixie and The Bat Shit Crazy Troll

Once upon a time a slightly manic Evil Pixie was skipping around the vast depths of the internet, when suddenly she tripped from her lily pad in the sky. She floated down gracefully through the air giggling and carefree, until she face planted into this Bat Shit Crazy Troll. Reality is often a harsh and scary place, but despite this, the Evil Pixie bravely tried to talk to the Bat Shit Crazy Troll.

Despite the Evil Pixie's friendly advances, the Bat Shit Crazy Troll shunned her and deleted her comments. All the Evil Pixie's friends had gone to the land of nod and she was left all alone floating around in the darkness, with only the light from her laptop to guide the way. The Evil Pixie knew that the Bat Shit Crazy Troll had no friends and so once again, the Evil Pixie reached out to the Bat Shit Crazy Troll...

But yet again the Bat Shit Crazy Troll deleted the Evil Pixie's comments and ignored her. The Evil Pixie was sad but consoled herself by thinking that maybe the Bat Shit Crazy Troll was just shy, and not just deleting her comments to be a total twat. After all, the Bat Shit Crazy Troll hadn't ACTUALLY blocked her, she was fibbing and therefore obviously relished the attention being paid to her. So the Evil Pixie tried to agree with theBat Shit Crazy Troll...

Over...

And over...

And over again!!!

But STILL the Bat Shit Crazy Troll would not speak. So the Evil Pixie decided to call upon the Bat Shit Crazy Trolls obvious wealth of knowledge...

Over...

And over...

And over...

And over again!!!

But STILL the Bat Shit Crazy Troll would not speak! Having always been a persistent motherf**ker, the Evil Pixie tried to point out the error of her ways to the Bat Shit Crazy Troll; but unfortunately, the Bat Shit Crazy Troll, was just TOO Bat Shit Crazy to care! Yes I totally said Bat Shit Crazy three times in one sentence : )

After further investigation, it became horrifyingly clear that the Bat Shit Crazy Troll, was actually a total fucking cretin, and didn't know a damn thing about the World! Now the Evil Pixie was really pissed, she brought forth her rage on the Bat Shit Crazy Troll throwing real knowledge and antagonistic comments with full force!

Over...

And Over...

And over...

And Over...

And over again!!!

The Bat Shit Crazy Troll could not handle the awesomeness of the Evil Pixie and ran away to hide, only venturing back out when she thought the Evil Pixie had gone. But Alas, the Evil Pixie was just fucking with her and continued her campaign...

Over...

And over...

And over...

And over...

And over again!!!

The Evil Pixie, content that she had thoroughly antagonized the Bat Shit Crazy Troll; took to the skies in search of a cup of tea and a bacon buttie, bookmarking the Bat Shit Crazy Troll's page in case further antagonism should be required at a later date.

Please feel free to comment, but before you slam me for picking on the poor troll; please note I was not nasty, horrible or personal in ANY of my posts. If you choose to be so towards me, you may find yourself as my next blog victim. If I cba, that is.