Tag: Sex & the City

Well, I must say, I impress myself: I didn’t think I’d live to see 25. I fondly reminisce the catalogue of occasions when I should’ve died, and I think, “I AM PANDA. I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!” But, like my spirit animal, God has deemed me evolutionarily unsustainable and will undoubtedly have a harsher punishment awaiting me […]