That she wins one more time

This is by Steve Kilbane, from Redemption '01 opening ceremony, when as Ares god of war.

Ares Campaign - Opening Ceremony speech

Background: Hit me baby one more time

An obscure American female vocalist called Britney
Spears recorded this pop ditty, which promptly sank
without trace, but not before it attracted the
attention of indie Scottish favorites Travis. The
band performed a live cover for their session on
BBC Radio One's "Mark and Lard" show, and
in the process demonstrated that it was actually
quite a good tune. It appears as a B-side (or, since
it's track three, should that be C-side?) of their
single Turn, and I thoroughly recommend it.
The intro's entertaining enough for the admission
price alone.

Either way, I couldn't get the damn thing out of my
head, so I don't see why you shouldn't suffer too.

Anyway, at some point on the Saturday night, between
the Cabaret and the bar, I conceived the idea of filking
this for the election hustings. Beats trying to remember
the speech, anyway: it's only got five chords, and one of
those is a repeat...

So, just to explain: also in the election were:

The current incumbent, Supreme Commander Servalan;

Londo Mollari and G'Kar, who happened to be getting
married that weekend;

Spike;

Mister Spock;

The Clangers.

(There was also a Bear entering, but I just assumed all the
posters about the bear were referring to the Blondie Bear,
aka Spike. So that campaign was a complete failure...)

The Filk

Oh Ares, Ares, you want me to vote for you
But I'm undecided
Oh Ares, Ares, I think you are really cool
But I also think that Spike is.
Tell me why you want me to be
An object of Servalan's Fury (because)Chorus:
My common sense is telling me (that I)
In self-defense, give loyalty (to Servie)
Though I still love you I must decline
Hope you don't mind
That she wins one more time.

Oh Ares, Ares, I like you, but, you see,
There's a Naan and a Centauri.
And Ares, Ares, I'd rather they asked me
To their wedding party.
And Spock always uses logic,
And I've always been a fan of (Star Trek)Chorus

Oh Ares, Ares, We're running out of time,
The vote is getting closer.
Oh Ares, Ares, I'm sorry, but I find
You look better in your poster.
It's so hot you almost sizzle,
But the Clangers are cuter and they whistle (but still)Chorus

Oh Ares, Ares, you know I'm still a fan.
Oh Ares, Ares, I hope you understand
But I must confess
That a black dress
is one thing I fear
When it's worn by Sleer
So now you see
Why I'm resigned
That she wins one more time.Chorus