I mean, I'd still be the dirty drunk who doesn't try anything, but at least now I'd be the dirty old drunk who doesn't try anything, and that is closer to the level of creep I ultimately wish to achieve.

What a nation of wankers! I loved the class-conscious criticism elicited by students daring to mock Chav-Mum "culture". This article neede more shots of the "Freshers" in their nappies!...and why in the name of all that's holy are those "Freshers" wearing shirts? Proper babies would be clad in nappies only!

I mean, I'd still be the dirty drunk who doesn't try anything, but at least now I'd be the dirty old drunk who doesn't try anything, and that is closer to the level of creep I ultimately wish to achieve.

Well hello my new friend. You seem to have found a way into my mind and it's creeping me out./thread could reeaally use some more pics

Sheesh, that's nuthin'. Various schools and frats have a tradition of something called the "elephant walk", where they either 1) pull the pockets of their pants inside-out and let their penis hang out of their fly, and then walk around the quad, or 2) as above, only they hang onto the penis of the guy behind them, as elephants hang onto the tail of the one in front of them in the circus.

I mean, I'd still be the dirty drunk who doesn't try anything, but at least now I'd be the dirty old drunk who doesn't try anything, and that is closer to the level of creep I ultimately wish to achieve.