Things We Want: Zombie Apocalypse Sheets

One of the million reasons to love Fridays is that they are often paydays. and on paydays, we want to buy something awesome for ourselves. Something awesomely gross is even better. And no, we don't mean a Bacon Sundae, though now that you mention it...

Normally, we couldn't care less about bedding (sheets, for the laymen)-- but this is different. This is zombie bedding. We have visions of laying in the middle of the bed with the bloody splatter behind us until our roommate/girlfriend/whoever/mom comes home and finds us like that, and screams their head off. Then we realized that this would involve making the bed every day, and we lost a little steam. Still awesome, though. TGIF.