Drunk Canadians strike car wash

The men, all 20, stripped, loaded themselves in a shopping cart, set the automatic car wash in Abbotsford, B.C., to “typhoon” or “super typhoon” and went in, according to The Vancouver Sun.

Neighbors heard screaming and called police.

“We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren’t made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night,” Abbotsford police Const. Ian MacDonald said in the story, which reported that police gave the men a warning and sent them home — clean, but not sober.

Performers Johnny Knoxville (left) and Steve-O wash cars to promote the opening of their film 'Jackass: The Movie' on Oct. 17, 2002 in New York City. (Keith Bedford/Getty Images)