The master plan was laid out months ago. Jack Kemp would give 200 rubber-chicken dinners (sometimes it's meatballs or just cocktai...ls) between Jan. 1, 1995, and Jan. l, 1996. What the plan did not say was that he would be expected to deliver the same lines, ingratiate himself to political hangers-on and, most humiliating of all, beg them for money.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »

Lisa Fremont: Surprise is the most important element of attack. And besides, you're not up on your private eye literature. When th...ey're in trouble it's always their girl Friday who gets them out of it.L.B. Jeffries: Well, is she the girl who saves him from the clutches of the seductive show girls and the over passionate daughters of the rich?Lisa Fremont: The same.L.B. Jeffries: That's the one, huh? But he never ends up marrying her, does he? That's strange.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »

Jerry: She's one of those third-year girls that gripe my liver.Milo: Third-year girls?...Jerry: Yeah, you know, American college kids. They come over here to take their third year and lap up a little culture. They give me a swift pain.Milo: Why?Jerry: They're officious and dull. They're always making profound observations they've overheard.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »

Lise: Look, monsieur, I don't know what type of girl you think I am, but I'm not. And now I would like to return to my friends.... />Jerry: I thought you were bored with them. You sure looked it.Lise: You should see me now.Jerry: Ouch.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »

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