You know, you can have fun making food together: Put can of beans in microwave. Wait a few minutes until pressure builds enough for the thing to explode in a mist of sparks and bean-matter. Scrape contents out of the remains of microwave and proceed to smear this on the nearest crust of dried bread. Make sure you keep the cats at safe distance. Bake the crap out of it in the oven until it is reduced to its dehydrated carbon-based concentrate and then present the result to NASA as an alternative new space-food. If they approve, you may safely ingest.

I do believe I said goodbye. Perhaps. I don't remember. But! I apologize you're now cold and shaking from dressing yourself after you left the house. It's not only colder and humiliating, but a lot more inefficient.. Hello! :D

Yes. Less adventurous but still healthier. Unfortunately it's started to swing the other way again, very severely. This isn't an attempt to hook you into a conversation about it btw; I'm completely happy with not pursuing this. Just answering the question.

So waddya do? How will you fix it? TV? Gaming? Hey, you actually sort of remind me in Abed from Community, in a way. Not autism, but the sense of a big benevolent but mostly detached brain.

I knight you Frappuccino. And I just drank you, you delicious cream-coated icy caffeinated junk. Also I think you caused tonight's bout of craziness. Dick. Yeah, that's right. I DOUBLE-knight you Dick. Through the heart. Nobody messes with my misappropriated apathy!