Herein there's prose and there're cons, and insights that excite, but most importantly ... there's JACK. In an effort to clear my head, I unload the random happenings in my mind into sometimes thought-provoking, but usually jovial and comical works, rated R. Welcome to the data dump from the mind of a modern-day, gay male ... who is far from ordinary.

JACK's Followers

Thursday, May 15, 2008

I swear to you this is the ACTUAL email string that went around my office today. That is, sent to the ENTIRE staff in an actual place of business:

Email 1, from Person 1:

Staff, Just a quick heads up to let you know that the two professors from the UNiversity of Wisconsin will be stopping by th office tomorrow sometime around 12:30-1pm.

Email 2 from person 2, in reply-all to email 1:

In addition, representatives from [an accreditation agency] will be here at about 1:00 p.m.

Email 3 from person 3, in reply-all to email 2:

Coincidentally, I'll be performing Michael Jackson's Thriller as a one-man clown pantomime show around that exact time in the administrator's section. Auditions for the chorus will be held in the large conference room in an hour.

JACK on Twitter

I was on twitter - and now I'm not. The nostalgia wore off in less than a month. It's just something else to do, another account to take care of, another password to remember. And SOME of you mother fuckers tweet like it's court ordered service - I can't be bothered with keeping up with how many of you took the public bus instead of the train or how your conversation went with the hot dog vendor. In 140 words or less: JACK don't like no twitter.