Woman blocking sidewalk for filming: Please wait two minutes. Just two minutes.Woman barging through crowd: I didn't know this was a congregation area! (curses at woman blocking crowd)Polite girl: Since the asshole got through, can the nice people go through?

Conductor: Please stop holding my doors open in the back! (pause, no change) Stop pushing open my doors in the back! (pause, no change) Hey, I don't want no more people squeezing through my openings in the back, okay?

–Q Train

Overexcited tourist dad to little girls: Alright, Jade*, blow the bubbles towards Leah*. Yes, towards her, like facing each other, so I can take a picture… When I tell you, okay? Perfect. Okay, now blow each other.

–Liberty Park

Suit: Well, it's not very large by adult standards, but it's big for what it is.

–Queens

Male office worker: My drawers are getting tight already.

–Broadway

Old woman: Would you like to give a donation to help feed our pussies?

Comedy club barker: Hey! You guys want to see a comedy show? Yeah, you do!Guy: I'm sorry, man, I don't speak a word of English. Thanks, though.Comedy club barker: Haha, I like that! Come see some comedy?Guy, walking away: All I'm hearing is pops and clicks. Sorry.

Singing gay guy to another, clapping hands in rhythm: You look like a cunt, you act like a cunt, you smell like a cunt, you feel like a cunt…

–2 Train

Overheard by: drew

Hobo, getting into train and taking out electric guitar and amp: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please! This song is for the white lady with the orange pocketbook. She reminds me of Martha Stewart…when she got out of jail. (starts singing) 3 train white lady is my girl, my girl, my girl!