Here’s one I told Ruffian (before I knew who she was) while waiting in line to go into the San Diego Hard Rock on March 27th 2005.

Today I went into a confessional and told the priest, ‘Father, yesterday I drove up to LA where U2 were having a dress rehearsal and they let all of us in to see a free show!’
The Priest said ‘Are you a catholic?’
I said ‘No’
The priest said ‘Then why are you telling me?’
I said ‘I’m telling everyone!’