The Cyclops Virgin Mary is Made Out of an Olsen Doll

What a good day for me it has been, as I have just discovered a Cyclops Virgin Mary doll made out of a Mary-Kate (or Ashley) Olsen doll. Wow, who knew the world got this good?

And to make it better, it comes with its very own cyclops baby Jesus. Yep, you get blasphemy, inane celebrity, and really weird shiz, all rolled into one glorious item. Check out the gallery for all the Cyclops Virgin Mary you could ever want.