A Florida woman has been charged with stabbing her 19-year-old son in the butt – because he wouldn’t get up for work.

Sara Hazeltine, 45, of North Port, was charged with aggravated assault.

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Two horny fast-food fans – a 70-year-old man and his 59-year-old girlfriend – were busted for public indecency inside a Hardee’s restaurant in Ohio.

Cops say the pair engaged in inappropriate sexual acts in a booth of the New Philadelphia eatery – and that it’s not the first time the lovebirds were caught in the act there.

Hardee’s has taken precautions to make sure that “fast food” doesn’t necessarily mean a quickie.

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Pranksters at a San Antonio school sprinkled classmates with itching powder – sending 14 very uncomfortable students to the school nurse.

“They thought it was going to be funny,” said Rolando Martinez, a spokesman for the Davis Middle School, which suspended the two powder boys.

One victim, Iris Gonzalez, 11, said, “It’s like when a mosquito bites you: You keep scratching it. You can’t concentrate.”

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It ain’t easy eating green – but don’t tell Federico Bunge, who wolfed down a pound of broccoli in 92 seconds to win Cigna Healthcare’s annual “Broccoli for Babies” contest in Jersey City for the second straight year.

The second-place finisher appealed, claiming Bunge still had broccoli in his mouth, forcing judges to go to the videotape. Turns out Bunge did win.

“I didn’t chew, I just swallowed. It takes a lot of butter and a lot of concentration,” he said.

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A Connecticut man wants his drug conviction thrown out – arguing that eight bags of heroin he threw up after emergency medical treatment should never have been admitted into evidence.

Vincent Betances of New Haven contends cops illegally seized the evidence from his vomit in an ambulance after asking him if he’d swallowed heroin – but before reading him his rights.