9/19 In a British television first, Body Hell takes viewers inside the bathro\
oms of female celebrities and everyday women as they pluck, squeeze and shave th\
eir bodies to within an inch of their lives. The series also asks why 98 per cen\
t of women hate their bodies when they are perfectly normal and attractive. Uniq\
ue in its genre, Body Hell does not attempt to make women over, but rather encou\
rages them to love and accept their bodies

9/19 Tax-Fre
The focus of s opening edition is breasts, and there are plenty of women eager t\
o get some real issues off their chests. Kate Lawler, Big winner and presenter\
RI:, finds out what it is like to have larger breasts; viewers get a insight int\
o the life of the woman with s biggest breasts; and one brave soul takes us into\
the taboo world of chest and nipple hair, explaining why she is prepared to reveal all.
Glamour model Jordan is reputed to boast a 34FF chest, but even hers is dwarfed\
by the breasts belonging to 42-year-old professional singer Jenessa. Bra-makers\
to the Queen, Rigby and Peller, have measured Jenessa at an incredible 36L, but\
she still squeezes herself into a 36-38JJ bra! She has to wear custom-made bras\
50 a pop, gym and aerobics sessions are fraught with danger and she worries abou\
t embarrassing her son when she goes swimming.
TV presenter Big winner Kate Lawler has the opposite problem to Jenessa. Her tw\
in, Karen, has a DD cup, but s chest is much smaller. In s programme she talks a\
bout the advantages and disadvantages of her size, has her breasts digitally enl\
arged, experiments chicken in her bra and goes corset-shopping with Karen. Kate\
has been considering a breast augmentation for the past five years filletswith\
tonightKateBrotherand at BritainSEof Brotherformer Wednesdaye in the Rust Belt.\
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9/18 http://www.life-act.com
Rather than getting a taser (which requires background check which
I will
Size is not the only issue that women have about their breasts. Polly is a 45-ye\
ar-old mother who breast-fed each of her five children for eight months apiece m\
ost likely not pass) I bought the state of the art pepper
spray instead. Totally kick ass.
\_ Uh, hostile liquid projectile that shoot out at 270MPH is not
safe, is it? At that speed, a liquid is as hard as concrete
s breasts have got droopier with each birth, so she hides her body un\
der s jumpers and t-shirts and has been on a waiting list for five months to get\
a reduction operation. In the meantime, she has to contend with problems like b\
ackache and unpleasant skin conditions menand you can literally blow out someone\
's cornea. I hope this
is for law enforcement only; this thing is too deadly for
civilian use.
\_ Nice liberal sheep - must let others protect me from me.
\_ I once accidentally pepper sprayed myself. Just the littlest
bit. That stuff fucking SUCKS.
\_ How did you accidentally pepper spray yourself?
\_ Ooh, what's this on your keychain? Hey look it has a
button like thing on it! Tap button. Curse a lot.
What can I say, sometimes I'm not too bright.
\_ I was pepper sprayed by police once in a night club parking
lot...that shit hurts! -sky
\_ Why were you sprayed? Were you acting like a jerk?
\_ Why wouldn't you pass a background check? Are you sure you
should be carrying pepper spray?

9/18 Hillary Clinton is an idiot and if she insists on pushing her
s
Having a baby is not the only thing that can make women unhappy with their breas\
ts. The still-taboo subject of female chest hair is something that make-up artis\
t Nicola has had to learn to live with, but many women are too ashamed to admit\
they suffer from the condition. s problem is so bad that it has ruined past rela\
tionships Nicolatupid healthcare ideas as a major part of her platform then I
will certainly not vote for her. Requiring all Americans to
present proof of health insurance is beyond ridiculous and, to me,
very un-American.
\_ Well, it's also outisde the power of the Feds to do so.
\_ So is a bunch of other things they do every day.
\_ I am pretty sure that every Democratic presidential candidate
has a healthcare reform platform at least as extensive as
Hillary's. So you are voting Republican. Tell us something
we didn't already know...
\_ Biden doesn't. I think "healthcare reform" != "universal
healthcare".

9/18 http://www.life-act.com
Rather than getting a taser (which requires background check which
I will
spray instead. Totally kick ass.
\_ Uh, hostile liquid projectile that shoot out at 270MPH is not
safe, is it? At that speed, a liquid is as hard as concrete
is for law enforcement only; this thing is too deadly for
civilian use.
\_ Nice liberal sheep - must let others protect me from me.
\_ I once accidentally pepper sprayed myself. Just the littlest
bit. That stuff fucking SUCKS.
\_ How did you accidentally pepper spray yourself?
\_ Ooh, what's this on your keychain? Hey look it has a
button like thing on it! Tap button. Curse a lot.
What can I say, sometimes I'm not too bright.
\_ I was pepper sprayed by police once in a night club parking
lot...that shit hurts! -sky
\_ Why were you sprayed? Were you acting like a jerk?
\_ I suppose. Someone parked his M3 in front of my friends
car preventing us from leaving, so we all picked up his car
to move it, then the other people came out and there was
a huge fight. I couldnt open my eyes for about an hour.
\_ Why wouldn't you pass a background check? Are you sure you
should be carrying pepper spray?
\_ Uh, speeding tickets? Two unpaid parking tickets? And
a domestic dispute on record. And also a restraining order
but that was 10 years ago so I'm not sure how much they'll
take it into account. What do you guys think? -op
\_ I think 10 years ago is long enough. I assume you are
sure you won't go ballistic with it, right? -pp
\_ No of course not! I just need to pay someone a visit
that's all. Thanks for your advice I'll go ahead and
pay $10 for the background check and let you know how
it goes.

9/19 How many of your moms act weird? My mom has been calling/harrasing
me lately. A typical call would go something like this:
-I'm sick, I need to go to the hospital (she can't drive, can't
speak English)
-I will probably feel better after I nap
-You kids take care of yourselves
-I don't want to go to the hospital, I'm perfectly ok!
-I just want to take a nap call, it's ok I'm fine.
-But if I don't feel well I'll go to the hospital soon
-You kids need to learn to care take of yourselves (hello, I've
been living alone and supporting and taking care of myself
for over 10 years, if anything I'm the one providing)
-I can't read my letters (old age). No I don't need glasses I'm
perfectly healthy! I was the only person in college who didn't
need glasses, I still have 20/20 (bullshit!)
-Why do you sound so impatient, gosh I wish I never called you
(I'm at work and she calls me at the most inopportune moments)
She's nearing 70 and it's been 20 years since her menopause
and she acts crazier and crazier every year. Her tone and
demeaner... it's like she wants me to suffer mentally with her
or something.
\_ just TASE her
\_ You haven't met my mom.
\_ My mom got drunk and tried to shoot my dad with a shotgun.
No joke. But it wasn't loaded. She also once came around my
house and banged on my door shouting that I was a pedophile,
for the benefit of my neighbors.
\_ THANK YOU. You made me laugh and made me feel a LOT
better and less bitter about my mom. -op
\_ SHOTGUN??? Are you from Tennessee or Alabama by any chance?
\_ Are you an idiot? A shotgun is arguably *the* best home
defense weapon, especially when loaded with shot that won't
penetrate 2 layers of sheet rock.
\_ This is why I think all the futurists that claim "People born today
will live forever!" are idiots. Even if we could figure out how to fix
everything else, the brain deteriorates past about 60. What's the
will live forever!" are idiots. Even if we could figure out how
to fix
everything else, the brain deteriorates past about 20. What's the
point in being a 200 year old vegetable?
\_ If you assume what futurists assume about the promise of stem
cells, you may be able to constantly regenerate your brain.
\_ Like I said, idiots.
\_ That's ok, it might take that long to recover my SS taxes.
\_ My Dad is doing some of the same kind of whacked out stuff:
- Calls 911 and reports that he is having a heart attack, then
attacks the paramedics when they arrive.
- He is a retired peace officer, so instead of arresting him they
5150, then 5250 him and lock him up in the psych ward for two weeks\
- Immediately on getting out, he sells his house and moves waaay out
in the desert, living like the Unabomber.
- Now he calls me all the time and complains how lonely he is and
how he is thinking about shooting himself.
And he is only 64!
\_ Ha ha ha that is pretty hilarious and actually not that
uncommon! Welcome to the new age, where we have advanced
medical technology that'll extend lives of old people so
that they can live miserably longer, and spread their
misery to people around them. -guy in similar situation
\_ My parents are really normal in the 70s and 80s. Good luck.
\_ Different people age differently. We didn't have all these
age problems till people started living longer.
People from my dad's side age normally, but almost everyone
on my mom's side become crazy after they're in their late
30s. I guess I'll find out if I'll be normal or not very
soon. In the worst case, I'm a "carrier" of crazy genes.
\_ What culture or ethnicity are these parents in question?
\_ Chinese. -op
\_ I guessed as much. Mercury, selenium, and other heavy
metals poisoning?
\_ Uh, how the hell would I know? And I don't think it's
environmental because there are just as many crazy
assed Asian Americans (born in the US) as FOBs.
\_ 5th or 6th generation white American. Mostly German.
\_ It's the fish. Those heavy metals accumulate in
all the fish they eat.
\_ No you FUCKING DUMB ASS. As I said before crazy
assed Asian Americans (who have the same diet as
everyone else, you know, KFC, McD, Burger King,
Olive Gardens, Soup Plantation, etc) are
just as crazy as FOBs.
\_ Asian Americans still eat a lot of fish as
compared to the populace at large.
\_ 5th or 6th generation white American. Mostly German. -pp
\_ These are the rednecks with the guns?
\_ Does this explain the massive accounts of crazy Heil
German behaviors reported on Yahoo Odd News every day?
\_ On Loveline they used to play a game where they read
some crazy ass (but true) story and ask: "Florida
or Germany?"

9/19 http://Prosper.com, earn 9.40% return on your investment:
http://www.prosper.com/prm/lender2.htm
\_ Lisa needs a loan, Joe has money. Lisa doesn't pay Joe back, Joe
is screwed!
\_ I have been doing this with some "play" investment money for about
a year now and have been earning just over 10%, with no defaults
so far. -ausman
\_ And if you got just ONE default, what would your earning be?
\_ About 3/4 of that. I only lend to B or better credit risks.
These have been at under 2% default on Prosper, at least so
far. I also make lots of small loans, to spread the risk. -aus
These have been at under 2% default rate on Prosper, at least
so far. I also make lots of small loans, to spread the risk.
I actually wish I had more cash to invest in Prosper right
now, since the rates being paid have gone up quite a bit
recently, but my wife's kitchen remodel is using up all
the spare cash.
\_ But your wife's kitchen remodel will probably pay back
over 10% !!!

9/19 http://www.fantasyflightgames.com is remaking Eon's Cosmic Encounters
\_ Where was this announced?
\_ I'm on an email list where they announced it. If you want I
can repost the email here but it pretty much is what I said
plus marketing fluff. -op
\_ Hopefully it is better than Hasbro's dismal showing.

9/19 Going to Japan for 1 week... mostly in Tokyo. Anyone care to recommend
some stuff to do there this time of year? Thanks.
\_ Schoolgirls in uniform.
\_ Wake up early and get to Tsukiji (the Fish Market). They're
closing soon, so this might be your last chance.
\_ Kabuki. I love kabuki. And sumo. And the Sony Building.
Check out Hakuhinkan Toy Park in Ginza. I also usually make a
pilgrimage to the yakimanju machine next to Ueno station. --brain
\_ I am not a woman or a child.

9/19 So why aren't news outlets talking about the dollar being at its
weakest point since 1992? Dubya likes a weak dollar? liburals don't
know anything about economics so they don't care?
\_ Hint: "liburals" don't control the media.