Inaugural WuFlu Invitational
and
Murder Hornet Eradication Extravaganza
The second Tuesday of every month is usually reserved for Post 435 Gun Club's membership meeting. However, due to the incursion of the dreaded WuFlu and the Governor's cower at home order, the meeting was canceled.

In light of the above, the brave Riflemen of Post 435 CMP Club decided it was time to "Break out the Winchester's" and drive the dreaded WuFlu back to whence it came. Because of persistent rumors from the threat of Murder Hornets, it was agreed we needed the extra firepower that only 30 caliber can provide.

With two socially distanced relays each firing three strings of rapid fire, the WuFlu was successfully driven back. Unfortunately, second relay was overrun by swarms of dreaded Murder Hornets and a very aggressive chipmunk due to being heavily squadded with poodle shooter 22 caliber rifles.

After the fog of battle lifted and our tattered egos soothed, Jason (Fainting Goat) Jurisch was named top Poodle Shooter, and Shawn (Rascal) Roskop was named high Manly Man.