And the Lord God said unto Kapitael, the archangel of accounting, "Make all thine liabilities like thine assets, and the debt shall lie down with the credit, and there shall be love." And thus did Kapitael make all the liabilities unto assets, and the debt was with the credit, and there was love in the world.

And when the SEC found out, they litigated Heaven out of existence.

However, the practically upshot of all this is that I came in $400 under budget for moving expenses! Go me!