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Hello all!I wanted to let you know that the families of Kendermoreare taking up a collection for one of the most unfortunatecases we have ever encountered! You see, Pube-Beard thePirate, also known as the former Gully Dwarf Coark, needsyour donation! It is a sad sad story and I wish you tohear his unfortunate tale.

Poor Pube-Beard is SOOOO dumb that even the gully dwarveskicked him out of their ranks. Now, in rage, he lashesout at anyone, especially the short, who in size, remind himof the kin who banished him! He needs your help to clear hisblind rage and only through your pity can he ever be againmade whole.

I personally witnessed his mindless empty-skullheadednessas he bounced his forehead off a brick wall screaming,"OPEN YOU STOOOPID DOOR!"

Please, your donation can save this poor unfortunate sopfrom a fate worse than being skewered alive by a dragon!We just fear for his safety! Please leave your donationsin the box in Kendermore and we will make sure that poor,poor Pube-Beard will get the help he so desperately needs!

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