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Drunk Russian Woman Uses Bra as Weapon

We've all heard of the "miracle bra," but this right here is the bra of doom. A 26-year-old woman hailing from Zakamensk has been charged for strangling her elderly neighbor to death with her bra.

The crime took place last month, and authorities say the woman was drunk with her boyfriend and decided to call their neighbor for money to get drinks. When the 65-year-old man refused, the woman became irate and punched him in the face. After failing to strangle him with her hands, she removed her bra and choked him all the way out.

She's all the way up shit's creek, because there's no way to justify anything she did.