Uwe Boll Returning To Movie Making?

In a world of trashy kitsch, we need an Uwe Boll more now than ever. And it just so happens that the man himself might return to the fold. Here is what long time collaborator Gary Otto has said on Twitter:

I had an epiphany today, after a long day at day job. I said to Uwe Boll, I miss how things used to be. I want to make movies again. Uwe's response? Let's do it. To turn my life around, I am going to bleed until we get back on track. I'm sick of it. It's time to really do this.

“The market is dead,” Boll says, “you don’t make any money anymore on movies because the DVD and Blu-ray market worldwide has dropped 80 per cent in the last three years. That is the real reason; I just cannot afford to make movies.”

ManlyMovie has requested Mr. Boll make a movie featuring the slaughtering of ISIS pissants, perhaps like that old fake Rambo V movie (where Rambo declared war on ISIS and started, y’know… fucking them up real good).