Top 50 Drinking Quotes And Sayings

Top 50 Drinking Quotes And Sayings

Are you drunk? or going to drink? whatever even if your friends loves drinking you should help them by sharing these drinking quotes and make the well aware of how it works and what are some deep disadvantages of drinking (alcohol and other things like that). You should take care for all of the drinking material and make sure that what is you are drinking is pure and good for your health. In providing the helping hand to you we are presenting the great green list of drinking quotes. With these inspirational and motivational drinking quotes you can make some one who is addicted to drinking stop it totally and start a new life in the name of yourself. As you will become his or her great first ever teacher who have gave that person a great new life with hopes and wishes of happiness to come to life. As you know we always look around the lives and we must talk about this, why? because we know that life is life and there is nothing like this and without this we are nothing but just mud.

So to be true human we are sharing our new to new and great to great quotes collection which we collect by daily searching on many big and small website, social networks and more which you can say the internet. We look here and there for getting more lovely and inspirational topic to share the quotes with our readers and we are very well sure that we can make it happen every to transform people’s lives for good. So for this time its about the drinking quotes and we are good at it. Lets read some lovely and informational drinking quotes now.

Drinking Quotes

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway

“A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.” – Anonymous

“‘Sex’ is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.” – Marquis de Sade

“The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.”

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain

“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.” – Carrie Fisher

“In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.” – Anonymous

“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.” – Charles Bukowski

“I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.” – Anonymous

“I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.” – George Best

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.” – Anonymous

“A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.” – Winston S. Churchill

“I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year’s eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.” – Anonymous

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.” – Clement Freud

“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I think a lot of cynicism has dropped away from my shoulders since I stopped drinking.” – Graham Coxon

“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” – Charles Bukowski

“You can be drinking the wine today, but picking the grapes tomorrow.” – Jonathan Tucker

“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” – Chelsea Handler

“I thought that the league-imposed restriction on drinking had expired at the end of the regular season.” – Josh Gordon

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” – Ernest Hemingway

“I think musicians have always been drinking and sharing a good wine. It is, I hate to say this, another form of vice.” – Tom Araya

“I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.” – Anne Lamott

“My secret is one the world needs to know – nearly a billion people a year die from unsafe drinking water.” – Bella Thorne

“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” – Chelsea Handler

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman

“Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” – Steve Martin

“It’s important not to lay in a bubble bath drinking champagne. It’s important to take part in what life’s all about.” – Lena Olin

“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.” – Sylvia Plath

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton

“I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That’s the key.” – Warren Cuccurullo

“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” – Oscar Wilde

“I tried to give up drugs by drinking.” – Lou Reed

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!” – Warren Ellis

“It’s a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem.” – Jerry Orbach

“I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits