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The Worst College Mascot EVER

and yes … it has a name. GeoDuck is the name of the worst college mascot ever .. period and the honor goes to Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA

According to their Athletics page,

The geoduck is mollusk native to the Pacific Northwest. The geoduck (pronounced “GOO-ee-duck”) is the largest burrowing clam in the world, weighing in at anywhere from one to three pounds at maturity. The appearance of geoduck’s large, protruding siphon has led to the belief that the geoduck has the properties of an aphrodisiac. The geoduck has a life expectancy of up to 150 years with the oldest recorded at 163 years.

Oh, there is a GeoDuck fight song too.. I hope they don’t have a Football team there.

Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let’s go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.