Confused Arkansans Vote Kony in Primary

“From what I gather people are dissatisfied with the field this year,” says the controversial figure, “I figure I’ve already got a viral campaign and some ardent supporters, why can’t I take a shot at Romney?”

Republican Party leaders remain skeptical. “He’s a divisive figure to say the least, but he may be able to steal some moderate voters, as his social views are less radical than Santorum’s.”