Brabus Adventure 4×4²

Start with a giant, end up with a colossus. German tuning company Brabus specializes in upping the performance and style of Mercedes-Benz (with some work on Teslas and yachts on the side). What they started with this time is a G500 4×4 Squared, an off-road, 4.0 liter, V8 biturbo-engine G-Class that stands 7 feet 5 inches tall, is 6 feet 10 inches wide, and has a ground clearance of nearly 18 inches (thanks to ginormous tires and portal axles).

From there, the German tuners modded the engine to up the horsepower from a brawny 416 to a burly 550. Then they got to work on the outside. The paint job is a gloss slate gray (Grigio Telesto to be exact) with matte black add-ons everywhere — like a roof rack, cable winch, front protection grille, and spare tire carrier. A remote controlled retractable running board helps you clamor into your Adventure 4×4² (helpful if you don’t happen to be a NBA player).

Amy Skorheim is a writer living in New Mexico. She spends her time wisely—reading and writing about tech and gear or doing stuff outside. You can find her (albeit not easily) hiking or camping somewhere in the wild.