One thing about camping holidays they EXPAND they accommodate an extra child or two. As the booking (allegedly) suggests it was an additional ‘bum’ This might actually account for the child being different from the rest not part of the actual family

They’ve been on about this on Daybreak this morning. Why should this ‘sighting’ be any more credible than the hundreds of others they’ve had? Never mind, it will be a nice trip away for whoever is sent to investigate and cover for the news.

Vimes

No doubt “looking for Maddie” will become the next defence of the day for those with a predeliction for staring at eight year old girls.