Q: Why does a Mountaineers fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.

Q: How do you stop a West Virginia fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Connecticut Blue!

Q: What did the West Virginia female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Mountaineers fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Mountaineers games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in West Virginia?
A: No one would look for them.

Elevator
A country bumpkin family from West Virginia decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Maw, Paw and their son.

They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator.

Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered.

While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes.

The West Virginia redneck family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again.

The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful!

Paw looks at his son and says, "Quick boy, shove yer Maw in there!"

Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Rutgers Scarlett Knights fan and he was a Syracuse Orangemen fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Scarlett Knights fan.

He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an Rutgers Scarlet Knights fan."

The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"

The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO MOUNTAINEERS!"

Sheep Coitus

A West Virginia Moutaineers fan and a Pittsburgh Panthers fan were driving along when all of a sudden the West Virginia fan slams on the brakes.

There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the West Virginia fan said "We Mountaineers never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.

Then he says to the Pittsburgh fan, "Your turn"...

And the Panthers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

Cemetary
One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It.