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yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out i got a hella good question from this dude joseph. check it out

Hello Frank,

I’m not sure that “Game” is real. In fact, I’m convinced it’s really just money, looks, and status. If you have two of those three, you’re there. What are your thoughts?

Joseph

this is a hella good beginner question bro im glad you asked. for real tho a lot of guys think Game is bullshit lemme tell you it is NOT bullshit. Game works son

Im not gonna lie if you got looks & cash it’s gonna go a long way to helpin out your game. BUT looks, cash &fame is only PART of game. If youre a AFC (average frustrated chump) and you dont have game, these things are only gonna get you so far. Like check this out me &Dave knew this dude Travis who was hella jacked &made hella money but no lie travis is a huge fag. Like he brings girls flowers n chockolate n shit on a first date

no lie this dude gets no pussy in spite of bein hella jacked. hes always flashin cash goin to expensive restarants n shit but it doesnt work cuz all he talks about is his boring ass bank job. chicks get hella bored cuz he sucks

me on the other hand I get hella pussy even tho im fuckin broke all the time. Mostly from buyin coke

but heres whats up i get pussy cuz i got game. im funny as fuck always gettin chicks laughin hella hard. gotta make fun of em son other wise they think your some AFC n youre gettin zero pussy. plus if you know when to escalate, bounce &your other Tradishunal game moves youre in good shape bro

now that I said that you gotta kno game IS NOT ENUFF. you cant be fat n ugly cuz even if chicks like your game they aint fuckin some ugly dude

so basically heres the deal. every chick has some shit she wants. You got enuff money shell fuck you. maybe she’s gonna fuck you if youre famous. maybe shes gonna fuck you if youre hella jacked

BUT

if you got any of this shit + game its gonna get a lot easyer. Read Bang Some Chicks, learn some game n get that pussy playa

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out if youre like me you like to fuck strippers and lots of strippers are Single Moms. so if you wanna fuck strippers you gotta know how to fuck a single Mom. lucky for you playa shit is hella easy so listen up heres how you fuck a single mother.

2.make shure shes got fake tits cuz havin a kid will mad fuck up a chicks titties no lie. if you go to the Strip Club you can tell if shes got good tits cuz you can pay some money to see the tits 1st. hella good time saver

2.Single moms are hella DTF. you know this cuz they already got a kid but check this out most dudes dont wanna smash cuz kids fuckin suck no lie. so if youre down to smash out even tho shes got a kid your half way there playa. as always dont be ugly

3. you dont need to waist time with shit like goin on a date or whatever stupid shit your ushually tryna do. Just text her the ultimate power move. check it out playa

“yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out you tryna get a baby sitter. ill pay for it”

kids suck so bad you gotta pay some body else to watch em so if you foot the bill for a baby sitter boom playa kid is gone your gettin that pussy for shure.

basically heres the formula for fuckin a single mom.

find one -> be dtf (she already is unless youre ugly so dont be ugly) -> throw down cash for a baby sitter

never hurts to have some Coke on hand when she heads over to your place no lie

thats basically it bro if youre tryna get that notch count up into the 100s like yours truely might wanna check out some single moms

yo whaddup it’s f-close frank. check this out a lotta times when youre talkin to a chick she will say “i have a boy friend”. if youre a AFC youre probly just gonna quit. dont do it son your fuckin up. heres how to answer i have a boyfriend.

this one time i picked up this stripper i think out of Deans Gold (my fav Strip club). we were in the back of Daves car doin coke. shes tellin me stuff and im like “yo show me your tities’

then she pulls the ‘i cant i have a boyfriend’ shit. hella weak to say the least

shit was mad gay esp since she just did a shitload of my coke for free. no big deal tho being that i’m a MPUA (master PUA) I bust out the best line ever which will work garanteed.

“yo check this out i dont care”

basically this chick was tryna shit test me. gotta prove your not a pussy when your talkin to chicks even if they say they got a boyfriend. it works son heres how.

1. you gotta say it like you dont give a shit. if youre mad or whatever shes gonna know
2.make good eye Contact. you gotta be dominent cuz chicks love Dominent dudes. if your a pussy when you say you dont care shes gonna laugh
3.you gotta say it at the right time. like when your hangin out with a chick for a while &she busts the boyfriend line go ahead and tell her you dont give a shit. but check this out if she says it right after your opener your gonna get a drink pored on your head or some shit. shes sayin that shit to get rid of your ass not as a Shit Test

basically dont have autizm and your good bro trust me it works like a charm

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out today im gonna teech you how to fuck chicks. its hella easy to learn how to fuck chicks the right way. you gotta do it playa other wise the chick aint gonna come back for 2nds. heres how you do it

1st: you gotta bang a bunch a chicks. bangin chicks will make you better at bangin the next Chick. thats called scients son

thats good Advise if your a legit playa but check this out some times your a AFC or you suck &you cant fuck chicks. then what. you gotta read a book son thats what. check this out heres a good book on fuckin chicks. its by this guy revolushunary lifestyle Design. his books the shit check it out

so check this out now that you red the book now you gotta go out &try it on some chick. this time insteed of 2 pump chumpin some chick youre gonna be a hella fresh God of sex like my boy pedro before he got hurpies. chicks are gonna be like “yo f close frank (or whatever youre name is) check this out but your slingin hella dick today. whats the deal.” &then you just fuck her again cuz hell no you aint gonna be tellin some chick you got fired cuz you were practisin fuckin a flesh light.

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out i herd that a Coffe shop is a hella good place to meat chicks. coffee sucks but i went anyway

if you dont kno how to get coffie just go into a star bucks &you can get some. i went in &tried to hit on the star bucks counter chick 1st. im all like “. check htis out are you tryna do some coke or do you just drink coffie all day.’ shes all ‘sir if you aren t gonna order pleeze Leave the store’ shes hella lame but its whatever so i got some coffe.

next up theres this hella fly chick on a computer. heres a good line for chicks if their on the computer.

‘yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out your hella fly but is that a real computer.”

thats called day game son

talk to her for a while about the Computer then tell her a story about how this one time you stold a computer from the high school &erased every bodys grades cuz you were failin school. then you got busted &had to do community service for like 3 months &youre dad was hella pissed but still baut you beer anyway. dads hella cool like that

anyway talk to some chicks at the cofffee shop son its hella easy. get that number &get that pussy

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out shit got mad crazy on forth of july. i went out ot the beach to check out some tities. suns out guns out was peecockin by wearin some hella fresh america shades then i seen these 2 latina Chicks speakin some langwige. im all “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out your hella fly but were are you from.”

this chick was all “we are from porto rico we like your sun glasses’ hell yeah son

so im all like “whats up w/forth of july. are you partyin for america or porto rico.’ the fat one is all porto rico is america Which is hella wrong but its whatevs. cant be callin chicks out on their stupid shit or you wont get that pussy son. I ask the ugly one ‘yo check htis out do you like Fire Works.” shes all hell yeah so I’m like “check out this box of sparklers shit is tite also heres some food”

shes mad Distracted w/sparklers &hot dogs so i hit up the hot chick all “yo lets go do some coke in the porta potty.” shes down so pretty much im bustin a hella huge load of Freedom down this forin chicks throat son happy forth of july get that pussy

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out im hella dumb w/the Internet but my lil bro got a tumblr page set up for bang some chicks. if you wanna check out how to fuck chicks on tumblr plus see some hella good pics of fake tities check it out. heres the web site (NOT the reguler site i mean the tumblr site)

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out we got a hella good comment from this chick divanadia@gmail.com. she didnt leave a name just a email address but its whatever. heres the comment

I would never respond to those stupid lines that you claim get you laid. And I certainly do not respond to one liners. I make my men work for it because I know losers like you exists. I know I’m using big words for you right now. Trash attracts trash so if you think these girls are dumb take a good look in the mirror. Birds of the same feather flock together.

chicks are always sayin shit like game wont work on them im too smart or whatever thing is tho some times you gotta switch up your game. like this chick is hatin because she likes nerds. you too can be a legit PUA even if your a nerd. heres how

1. be a nerd. that means wear Nerd glasses, wear a Sweater &play video games that are NOT call of duty. im talkin stuff like finel fantasy
2. find a chick that likes nerds. heres a good example that chick divanadia@gmail.com. shes into nerds for shure. fat chicks are hella into nerds so you may wanna find a fat chick for Pracktus.

3 – you gotta run smart game. game for nerd dudes is pretty much the same but dont be bustin out the coke like ushual. nerd dudes just gotta go up to you &be like “yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is), check this out but are those real glasses. do you wanna hit the museum then later lemme get a crack at that pussy” Shits hella smart no lie.

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out went out last night &was pretty drunk hanging at the bar its whatever. was catchin eyes wit h this chick w/hella fly tatoos &gettin ready to approach outta no where here comes this whole fuckin pack of AFCs. im talkin like 5 of em

this dude rolls up w/this hella big smile like he just sucked the biggest dick in the gay bar. hes all ‘hi im melvin. ” no shit dudes name was acshully melvin. mad AFC for shure. any way shes all ‘yo im just tryin to talk to my girl what the fuck get outta here.” then this other AFC little asian guy with spikey hair comes up in his suit tryna buy drinks. no shit here comes a 3rd AFC dude looks like a fuckin farmer or some shit but with glasses all talkin to tatoo chicks friend. 2 more dudes just orbit around the chicks

anyway tatoo chick was like a boxer or some shit. she gets hella pissed &strait up sucker punches melvin in the face. was laughin hella hard dude got blasted not gonna lie. so asian dude is all “yo whaddup are you talkin shit.’ tatoo chick thinks hes talkin to her so she fuckin blasts this dude all boxing style too. farmer dude mean while is showin up with hella drinks for the chicks &his homies are Nocked out by this chick. he sees that shit &bails back to his Tracter or wherever farmer dudes hang out

any way lesson learned son dont worry about Approach anxiety. no matter how bad you fuck up a Approach you aint fuckin up as bad as melvin. Get out there &get that pussy

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out one time i got a notch &hella fucked that shit up i mean like bad son. i was fuckin around with her tryin to ge t her to bang &it took like 2 hrs i was hella turnt up plus she had a hella good pussy

so when i Finallly got her to let me bang straight up i 2 pump chumped it. that means i busted a Nut like 20 secs after i put my dick in her pussy. thats also called pre mashure ejackulashun son dont do it

anyway shit happens bro heres how you recover

1. you gotta hit it again. just be all like “yo check this out your hella fly so i busted a nut hella quick but for real tho were doin it again” then you bang her out when your fresh. shit works for real

2. fuck it bro sometimes its game over. i done it a couple a times to chicks &for real they some times wont give you 2 chances. all you gotta do is say fuck it &find a new chick. dont call again shes gonna think your a hella big chump anyway dont make it worse. fuck it tho just remememeber your the man no big deal.

thats it son thats how you recover from a 2 pump chump heres some big fake tities