“Well, hello there little boy.
Now, don’t be shy.
Step right up, I’m a reasonable guy.
Don’t be frightened by the look in my eye.
I’m just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I’m a little shy and scared in this place
I’m just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don’t you be a pal…

And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbour’s place
See the dull expression on his face
You’d be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He’s not using his brain he’s just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee’s
He hasn’t had a thought since ’43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain’t using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won’t lie,
I’ll drink their brains ’til they’re zombified.
Sure they might think it’s deranged
But they won’t give it a thought
After I’ve eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It’s okay.
It’s not a matter if it isn’t gray,
And if at first they think it’s strange,
They won’t think twice
If they don’t have a brain!

Go Down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can’t stop.
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won’t lie,
I’ll drink their brains ’til they’re zombified.
Sure they might think it’s deranged
But they won’t give it a thought
After I’ve eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It’s okay.
It’s not a matter if it isn’t gray,
And if at first they think it’s strange,
They won’t think twice
If they don’t have a brain!

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um…
My tummy jumps of joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They’re so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet,
My belly’s rumblin’, I got a need to fill it.
I don’t fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
I just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!
Now, you’ve been swell to go around
And bring my every single brain in town,
But with all these brains, I can’t help but think
That there isn’t one left out there to drink.
Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you’re trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise, I’ll be your bestest friend.

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won’t lie,
I’ll drink her brains ’til they’re zombified.
Sure she might think it’s deranged
But she won’t give it a thought
After I’ve eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It’s okay.
It’s not a matter if it isn’t gray,
And if at first she think it’s strange,
She won’t think twice
If she don’t have a brain!