My name is Candia. Its initial consonant alliterates with “cow” and there are connotations with the adjective “candid.” I started writing this blog in the summer of 2012, commenting on events such as Wimbledon, the Olympics and Paralympics. I began monitoring the weather from St Swithun's Day to see if proverbial wisdom was true. My blog has divided itself naturally into:

1. Heavily ironic news comment

2. Arts review and personal poetry

3. Suttonford Chronicles - ironic fictional posts recording life in a small market town, somewhere in the southern part of the Isles of Wonder.