Monday, May 21, 2012

Where the hell is the tooth fairy?

Where the hell is the tooth fairy anyway? Why the EFF does she only make an appearance when our precious little ones LOSE their baby teeth? She should be putting diamonds under MY pillow as L -CUTS- said baby teeth. And she should offer babysitting services each and every day after horrible teething nights, so mommy can recover.

and that's just what she could do for mommy. how about what she could do for poor suffering baby?!

leaving kids crap when they're five or six years old is way too late if you ask me. losing teeth doesn't hurt! nor does it cause lost zzz's.

this whole concept needs revisited.

in the mean time i'm joining the natural, hippie, attachment parenting masses and ordering L an amber necklace from inspired by finn (who's finn??!). i have nothing to lose. the kid has had me up 5-9 times a night for the last four nights. i feel horrible for him. and i feel horribly tired.