A picture might paint a thousand words, but a really great song can paint plenty of pictures. And there’s something about Mother's Day weekend that makes Mama wax poetic. She’s got a lot on her mind. And she feels the need to speak out for Southern mamas everywhere!

Somebody needs to address how you all feel about the kids, the house, the carpool, the family dog's “condition,” and that bossy pants on the church hostess committee.

Well, ladies, Mama’s on it. She loves Mother’s Day Songs that are deeply moving—and funny Mother’s Day songs, too. (Who are we kidding? If we don’t laugh it off, those kids will drive us jeepers.) Some of her creations were adapted from songs on the radio. Others were inspired by a typical day in the life of a Southern Mama. Here, in your honor, are Mama’s recently penned Mother’s Day songs. She hopes they speak to you.

Nobody Knows the Laundry I’ve Seen

Don’t Let Me Have to Tell You Again

I Got Them Low-Down Field Trip Chaperone Blues

Another Mother’s-Day-Out Bites The Dust

She Stopped Vacuuming Today

*Performance Note: Tune of "He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Oh, Yes You Will, Little Mister

Oh, No You Won’t, Little Missy

Day Spa, Hoorah!

Mama’s ’Bout To Have a Little Come-Apart

Because I Said So

I Just Feel Like a Hissy Fit Is About to Happen

*Performance Note: Tune of "I Just Feel Like Something Good Is About to Happen" with apologies to the Gaithers