Alan, it’s not the thigh you need to worry about. How about the studies that show damage to the “family jewels” for those who carry and use a cell phone in their pocket? Check out the studies showing damage to sperm – and also how using a cell phone in a shirt or pants pocket (connected to a headset) can expose you to as much as 7 times the radiation allowed by the FCC safety limit. This is why all cell phone user manuals have (hidden in the fine print) warnings to NEVER wear or use a cell phone directly against the body.

Did you see it in your user manual? I know, who reads the user manual….. that makes the cell phone industry very happy as they don’t want us to know this important warning. It’s in there – go take a look.

Oh you just wait until a newer, even more Scandinavian, cell-phone study comes out! It’ll clearly show (null hypothesis p<0.0666) that we're all screwed my dears. yep, might as well stick a lit M80 in your ear. In fact the probability that next study we learn about will not reverse the previous study is < 0.031 and that's saying something or not.

Yeah, but think about this. Look at all the nitwits out there on the roads, swerving around while they keep a phone pressed against their skulls. Think of all those crooked parking jobs you see, where some car is thrown hastily across a couple of spots because the driver was too busy texting or blithering into some damned phone. Think of all the scrapes and fender-benders that happen, or the hit & runs that leave innocent people crippled or dead.

Maybe a little brain cancer wouldn’t be such a bad thing. It would flush a lot of nasty crud out of the gene pool, that’s for sure.