Common Core sample test question:

1. Please match the following follicle-challenged men with their correct occupation:

Gru

Chris Barbic

Dr. Evil

a. Mad scientist

b. Insane genius

c. Overpaid twit

Correct Answers:

There are no correct answers, silly. This is Common Core. It’s not whether you get the correct answer, but whether or not you employed “critical thinking” in the process. Now please take all your money and make a check out to Pearson, Inc. and we will tell you what a bright student you are. Everyone gets a trophy and free tuition at a state community college! No ACT test required. We Promise.