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I don’t know where this comes from or who found it. For all I know, it could be a fake. If anyone has the provenance of the these documents, please drop me a note. I’d love to confirm them beyond the strong suspicion I’ve had for some time that Sarah Palin really is a borderline imbecile.

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Did a bit of looking around. this comment on Kos probably nails it: “Notice how they put a “RECEIVED” stamp on the front page to make it look like a scan, but didn’t even bother to print/rescan the text?”http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/9/221848/148

I’m leaving it up here anyway. They want to play games with birth certificates and marriage licenses, I get to play games with IQ test reports.

And THEY never accept Daily Kos as an authority, how come I have to, huh? HUH? And I don’t want to hear any of your “because we’re reasonable and don’t play by the same dirty, filthy, gutter smearing rotten bastard bullshit tactics” crap.
That’s getting SO fucking tired, man. I want to wear the BLACK HAT for awhile!

You know, on looking at it closer, I can’t really tell anymore. The numbers did at first appear clearer than the more pixelated background, but on really close inspection (zoomed in about 1200%) there’s really not a difference, and the black-grey pixel mix is enough that it does look scanned as is. Whether it was re-worked then scanned, I can not say. But at least the scan seems intact.

Plus, her grades are just terrible. I mean Jesus, a 2.2 in high school?? I racked up a 2.3 in college, but I never went to class and stayed high most of the time.

Yeah! That’s all the proof I need. I’m gonna update the post, citing “Renowned forensic document analyst Constance Rifle,” who said earlier today after examining the materials with an electron gas chromatography scanning magnetic spectrum reverse dilithium crystal polarity…ummm…thing…asserted unequivocally that it was absolutely impossible to be certain that the documents in question did not, in fact, amount to evidence sufficient to prove beyond any doubt the truth and/or veracity of the claims presented therein.

HAHAHAHA
No electron gas chromatography, just a really good version of Adobe Acrobat. I’m really inclined to believe it’s real…I mean, it makes sense. She’s a beauty queen, she can’t form a coherent sentence off-script, and every claim to professionalism she’s made so far turns out to be off-base or just plain wrong.

So yeah, you can quote me as saying “it’s real, baby!” (Dickie V, anyone? anyone? ahhh, I hate him too.)

@ Alex:
You don’t follow the news much, huh, Alex?
This IQ sham has been roundly demonstrated as false…a fake, a forgery…long ago.
I keep it up because I like it. Personally, I think she’s dumber than that.