adj. - favored by fortune, while pretending it was misfortune.
Stemming from the utter joy a one experiences when one "losses" an unborn bastard without having to straight up abort it; especially if the child-factory was refusing to having an abortion.

Often used to sarcastically describe something that is good for you and your boy but bad for someone neither of you give a rats ass about.

Ajit: "Dude, I think that frat kid left his bud at my house after hogging last night."
Evan: "Geesh, that's so abortionate."

A swift punch delivered to the stomach of a pregnant woman, killing the fetus. Abortionations are often preformed by men who do not want to have children, though the woman they planted their seed in does.