Bart: I need this candy for school, candy class..Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes. Cupcakes to learn.Homer: In the cart.Bart: I'm out of wine...Homer: Cart.safari1.mp3 94kbDr. Hibbert: I've never heard of a baby swallowing a magazine before. And i'm a doctor!Marge: I don't know if it matters... but it was a "Time" magazine. Does that matter?safari2.mp3 82kbAgnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!Homer: Hurry up, I can't stand here jabbing you all day!Bag Boy: Please, ow, stop, ow! Bag boys have feeling too, you know!Homer: No you don't!safari3.mp3 171kb
Homer: Oooh the bag boys are on strike, oooh I'm shaking!Store Owner: Mr. Simpson please, will you go home?Homer: If I can have this rubber stick!safari4.mp3 66kb
Homer: And on my free African Safari I want to do everything on this box! I want to shoot a Lion in the face, fight Muhammed Ali, and ride in a convertable with two happy zebras. safari5.mp3 65kb
Homer: On the plane, I'm going to need two seats.... for the twins..safari6.mp3 32kb
Lady: Attention passengers. Please prepare for our landing in Tanzanire. I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. Excuse me, it is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.safari7.mp3 89kbKatange: Good night. And don't let the bed bugs paralyze!Marge: Homie, did you remember to tip Katange?Katange: No he did not!safari8.mp3 62kbLisa: Wait, Rhino's don't come from eggs!Homer: What did you just see, Lisa?Lisa: I know, bu..Homer:What did you just see?safari9.mp3 56kb[ Katange sings an African song in the car. He tells Homer to continue singing, Homer makes up his own lyrics ]safari10.mp3 101kbHomer: Pff, I've got more bones than that guy, if you're trying to impress me you've failed!Katange: It's not the number of bones, sir it's the..Homer: You.. have.. failed!safari11.mp3 63kbMarge: Oh no! It's eating us!Homer: Not a chance!Bart: Wow, dad, how did you do that?Homer: It's a flower...safari12.mp3 61kb
Homer: So I notice your home smells of Faeces..Joan: Yes...Homer: And not just monkey faeces either..Joan: Could we talk about something else?safari13.mp3 51kbJoan: Every morning I get up at 5:30, watch the chimps, eat a quick lunch of roots and water, then more chimp watching. After dark I come home and think about chimps until it's time for bed.Homer: You must be the most boring woman on earth.Joan: Possibly, but..Homer: I mean, I knew scientists wasted their life but geez!Marge: Homer!safari14.mp3 128kb