No joke ... I had this really strange dream about Spielberg last night. Nothing kinky.

I was sort of dreaming about Oblivion, because I've been playing it waaaaay too much. I was exploring a dungeon/cave thing and found a secret room.

The room was completely empty, except for Spielberg sitting in a chair in the middle of the room. Kind of like that Matrix / Wizard-of-Oz scene but without all of the TV screens. I was like, "Hey Steven! What are you doing here?" And he was like, "Hey Steve! Let me talk to you about Jesus Christ."

Nintendo's next handheld game machine, the Nintendo 3DS, will be significantly more powerful, thanks to hardware specs that represent a vast improvement over the Nintendo DS and its more powerful successor, the Nintendo DSi.

IGN, citing "persons familiar with the hardware who spoke to us under the condition of anonymity," report that the 3DS will come stuffed with the following electronic guts.

The original Nintendo DS featured a pair of ARM processors running at 67 MHz and 33 MHz and a comparatively paltry 4 MB RAM. The Nintendo DSi had double the CPU clock speed and quadrupled the system's RAM, plus added 256 MB of flash-based storage.

We've reached out to Nintendo seeking comment on the matter. The company is not typically open about the nitty gritty hardware aspects of its video game hardware and has not yet responded to requests for comment.

While rumors are always swirling around, it's been awhile since we heard any involving Zelda. According to a Gamestop employee, there will be a version of the 3DS that is bundled with "some sort of Zelda title". Being that Ocarina of Time is the only Zelda title announced for the 3DS, it is safe to say that Ocarina of Time is the "zelda" game he is referencing.

Where did the employee get this information? At this point no one knows, but it's safe to say the information most likely came from their computer system, where it is starting to list all the bundles and such for preorder (yes, you can preorder the 3DS right now folks). While anything heard from Gamestop is always to be taken with a heavy dose of salt, wouldn't it be grand if you could get Ocarina of Time WITH the 3DS? Talk about a launch title!

i hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinki hope it comes in pinkotherwise it could burn in hell