This Toy Gun Makes 350 (Clean) Spitballs from One Roll of Toilet Paper

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Looking for a way to get your kids outside for some good, clean exercise and fun? Let us introduce you to the TP Blaster Skid Shot. Yes, that's a play on words. Yes, we think it's hysterical. Yes, it's a toy gun, but it's for spitballs. And they shoot up to 30-feet!

Can you remember the feeling of rolling a bit of loose leaf between your fingers and then popping it in your mouth? I can. You had to have the right amount of paper and spit — but where the heck did we get straws from during 3rd grade math class? Can you remember getting hit by one of these in the back of the head? I can also remember that.

It's reminiscent of filling up water balloons before a neighborhood water balloon fight. You spent FOREVER filling them up, tying them off, dropping them gently in the bucket, trying to not pop the completed ones. But man, wasn't it fun?

Kids today. They have it easy.

While those of us over the age of 30 remember how important it was to get your spitball consistency just right, kids today have this toy gun that actually creates the wet balls of paper and spit for you. What a time to be alive!

One of the best parts about buying this toy for a child (or anyone "young at heart") you know and love — is that there are no batteries required! It just uses your a trigger and probably your last roll of toilet paper. Now, just hope they don't use it on you!

Christine BettlachExecutive Director of AudienceChristine is the executive director of audience at BestProducts.com, where she spends her days making sure you’re able to find every little thing your shopping-addicted heart might possibly need to buy (and spends her nights curating her dogs’ active social media presence).