"you better put it together Marine, or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole. And that'll be a sweet sweet mercy . . . compared to what I'm gonna do to you."
-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo books

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out in the middle of nowhere from 'em gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' all over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-b**** machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have, is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
-Sergeant Johnson, Halo 1

"we must go. The brutes have our scent"
"then they must love the smell of bad@$$"
-Sergeant Johnson, Halo 3

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