Prop 8’s failure would open up the door for man-and-cardboard-cutout unions

ESPN analyst/Hall of Fame quarterback/famous Mormon Steve Young and his family will go against their freakshow church and vote No on Proposition 8 today. Prop 8, in case you’re not up to speed, would ban same-sex marriage in California.

Young and his wife Barbara have posted yard signs in front of their Palo Alto home urging voters to vote no on Proposition 8…

Barbara Young [Rowr! -Ed.] has also donated about $50,000 to defeat the measure, and says in a statement that the family does not believe in discrimination and “therefore our family will vote against Prop. 8.”

Good for them. I’m so goddam sick of gay marriage being an issue. Listen, Christers, the gays aren’t going to be married in your precious church, okay? They’ll get married in some fake church with some queer-lovin’ Judas presiding. They’re just looking for some equal rights and tax breaks and stuff that our Constitution sorta promised them. Don’t worry, they’ll still burn in hell for all eternity for their sodomizing ways. Isn’t that enough?

AROD, Vince Young and Michael Strahan have also come out against banning gay marriage.

11.04.08 at 12:48 pm

torturedpoolboy

Stokke, what episode of Chappelle was that from?

11.04.08 at 12:49 pm

UpstateUnderdog

If you have a problem with gays, let them get married so they can be as miserable as staright married people. That’ll learn ‘em.

11.04.08 at 12:49 pm

Allan Stokke

black bush

11.04.08 at 12:50 pm

Allan Stokke

Unless I was just really high and made it all up

/a likely scenario

11.04.08 at 12:53 pm

Dr. Do-itch Big

Steve Young is also pro sleeping pills as he apparently popped about 8 of them before doing monday night countdown

11.04.08 at 1:08 pm

WhyDoYouAsk

Good for Steve Young…as a librul hippie Californian, I can tell you how motherfucking annoying the Yes on 8 assholes are. “They’ll teach our children to be gay!” No, cockwad, your smothering ignorance and hypocrisy will make your children gay. Fuck you and your ignorance, and let gays be as miserable as us married straight people.

/dick (in a dude’s mouth) joke

11.04.08 at 1:32 pm

Enrico Pallazzo

YES NO 242!!!

11.04.08 at 2:52 pm

Porkpie

I think homos should get a tax break just for being homos.

11.04.08 at 2:54 pm

Katni

I totally read that as “some queer-lovin Judas Priesting”. Which is also applicable.