So here’s something that sounds a little weird at first but really grows on you. The Nazis hid on the dark side of the moon in 1945. They probably missed the great Pink Floyd album but what do they care, right? Anyways,...

If you don’t read this you are a dirty Nazi who will try to conquer the world and also murder millions of people by stuffing them in ovens and gassing them and other dastardly methods. See what I did there? I am calling...

I got this in my email and I think it warrants posting for a few reasons. One is that we needed to hide our shit so people didn’t drop bombs on it. I guess maybe they should have tried to make Pearl Harbor look like a...