Global Domination

Friday, March 28

I think this illustrates me all too well

From: Christopher Martin / Web Windows **@***.co.uk
To: Ashley Frieze

Hi Ashley,
Advertising in the spring tends to be a particularly responsive time of year for many businesses, so I hope you’ll be interested in the idea of running a single panel ad in Observer Magazine 30th March issue especially as it’s for the attractive rate of just £245. Here’s a link to a page with all the details including its hugely impressive readership of 1.1 million readers.
If you’ve not got suitable Thesevendeadly ad copy, we include our design service within the price too.

Kind regards,
Christopher Martin
Web Windows

Reply

Hi Chris

Firstly, I'm really sorry to hear about your marital troubles. I hope that everything pans out ok and little Apple doesn't feel too bruised by the whole experience. Maybe you should pack the kids off to their Granny (Smith I presume) for a bit of a break from the whole fuss.

Anyway, sorry I didn't get back to you about the advertising. To be honest, I'd no idea you were moonlighting for The Observer magazine. Good on you, when the whole music industry thing stops working out for you, when people stop listening to your mooning drivel, you'll have something to fall back on.

I'm afraid that I haven't a budget to advertise, nor really a product to advertise either. I had a show called The Seven Deadly Sings, which I was touring a couple of years back. I'm not touring it any more. It's a shame. You would have like it.
You'd probably enjoy my new show, which is a theatre piece about a giant fridge-freezer. That's certainly a cold play.