Louis C.K.

The other day, I told J that in a few weeks soccer would be starting again.
“Who’s going to be on my team?”
“Well,” I said, “Blake and Sammy… They’ll be on your team again…”
“Who’s NOT going to be on my team?”
Pause. Seriously? Who’s NOT going to be on your team? Um, kid. About 6 billion people won’t be on your team.
“There’s a lot of people that won’t be on your team, Jonah.”
“Tell me who.”
I literally started naming random people, “President Obama, Lady Gaga, The Backyardigans, Grandpa…”
“Who else?”
Conversations like this obviously amuse me. But mostly? They concern me: They. Can. Go. On. FOREVER. There is no answer that will ...Read More