Staff’s computer is in the shop, so we will borrow some Interweb time to answer some mail.

Q: Since Jeff likes to hunt things, I was wondering if Staff had ever used a laser pointer with him. We (Max’s and Popo’ki’s personal staff) like to use one with them, and they chase it all over the house, up walls and under things. Or does Jeff’s hunting skills only get used with things with matter and mass? -Katie
A: Awhile back Staff did purchase a laser pointer toy. Jeff would chase it a bit, but he likes yarn/strings more. Rita, however, is a huge laser fan.

Q: How old is Jeff? -Norman (a person, not the cat)
A: Jeff’s previous staff (he fired them) thought he was around 9, which would make him around 10 now. That is what we put on his vet forms, since “age: the alpha and the omega” would just confuse the office personnel.