We had to wait until the second inning thanks to some iffy baserunning and the human element, but Alex Rodriguez made his season debut moments ago in Chicago and it was, as expected, a shitshow. He was lustily booed in his first at-bat since Major League Baseball suspended him for 211 games.

Then he hit a bloop single to shallow left field. And he was booed some more.

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More booing:

And here's the surprisingly restrained and accurate call from John Sterling: