Two nuns in a bath, one says to the other, Wheres the soap??? the other replies, yes it does doesnt it

If you dont get that

1 ur a tard and 2 think of the word weres as wears and think of pubes on soap

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Bladeh Take Off My Signature, eh. I have that there for 2 years no-one moan, new mod guy comes along and bum rapes it. NICE.

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Get a Slamvan. Take it to Loco Low co. Get Paintjob 2 then paint over it with red, and add all other accessories (Side Skirts, Bullbars etc) and you have yourself the best looking (and one of the best speed and handling) cars in the whole of San Andreas!!! Trust Me :D

'Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1782' you can get it as a car sticker and stuff like that lol

and:

VOODOO:

A guy is going to go on a buisness trip, and he doesn't want his wife to cheat on him, so he goes into a porn shop. He walks up to the guy at the front counter, and tells him his story, and asks for something that will work for sure, since he's going to be gone for several weeks.

The store's clerk replies, "well I have one thing, but it's kind of expensive."

The man asks "is there's anything else?"

The clerk says "not that will for sure work."

So the man says "alright, what is it?"

"Well it's called voodoo dick. How it works is, you say voodoo dick, then say whatever part of your body you want it to fuck."

Okay the guy says, and buys it. When he brings it home to his wife, she insists that it is not necissary. He explains how to use it to her anyways, and leaves on his trip.

Later that night his wife was curious about the voodoo dick. So she opened it up, pulled down her panties, and said "voodoo dick my pussy".

Instantly the voodoo dick starts fucking her. She has several orgasms before she wants it to stop, but she doesn't know how to get it to stop, and can't figure it out. So she decides to go to the hospital. She's driving there, the voodoo dick still fucking her and she's still having orgasms, When a cop sees how horribly she's driving, and pulls her over.

He walks up to her window, starts telling her what she has done. When he looks at her and asks "what the fuck are you doing?"

She explains about how her husband didn't want her to cheat on him while he was away, so he got her the voodoo dick, and how it works. She also explains to the officer that she is on the way to the hospital, because she can't figure out how to get the voodoo dick to stop.

Bladeh Take Off My Signature, eh. I have that there for 2 years no-one moan, new mod guy comes along and bum rapes it. NICE.

:|

Get a Slamvan. Take it to Loco Low co. Get Paintjob 2 then paint over it with red, and add all other accessories (Side Skirts, Bullbars etc) and you have yourself the best looking (and one of the best speed and handling) cars in the whole of San Andreas!!! Trust Me :D

k, i'm gonna start off with two extremely racist jokes, no im not racist, but these are admitedly funny, and no one can deny it

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how do you get a black guy to wear a condom?Write nike on it.

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how do you get six black guys to stop raping a white chick?throw em a basketball

And now for one thats a bit more tasteful,,,, i think

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So theres this scottish guy sitting at the bar, nursing his beerhes being kind of quiet and after a sip of his beer he goes, in a thick scottish accent 'you know, ive built 13 piers, but do they call me willie the pier builder? NOOOOOO'he pauses, and takes another sip of his beer, 'and i've built 7 fences, but do they call me willie the fence maker? NOOOOOO' so he takes a longer pause, and another sip of his beer,