Ryan thought, "What sort of pillows would T-Rex keep on his bed, couches, and chairs?" That led to the thought, "Man, there sure are a lot of pillows out there WITHOUT beautifully calligraphed cusses on them!" These other pillows, they... they all seem so pointless now.

This is my gift for you, for your house, for your friends and neighbours on their birthdays: beautifully-rendered pillows with "Frig" on one side and "Aw geez" on the other, in gorgeous white calligraphy on navy. The whole point of growing up and getting your own place is so that you can decorate it with pure uncut freebased awesome. Let's do this.

Pillow measures 15" x 15"! 100% polyester, made in the United States of... America.! It says "Frig" on one side and "Aw Geez" on the other side.