I carefully took my penis and stuck it inside Mr. Peppers mouth. His
wet, warm tongue wrapped around it and he sucked quite hard. Siemen fired
out, it's raw fury flowing down his mouth. He swallowed it and sucked like
a child sucks at his mothers nipple. Alas, my story is told!

Meh. It's not that I'm not willing to have a sense of humor about this it's just... it happened so fast and the ending was anticlimatic (add something like his ghost maybe?) I mean, don't all fad sites pretty much deserve a bit of an "over the top" feel?