So it's almost Christmas. You want Frank Kapra and E. B. White's cute naïf of a pig and peace and love and all that? It's at Hollywood and Highland - what passes for Times Square out here. "It's a Wonderful Life" - or so they say. Christmas is bit commercial out here, as it is everywhere. We just do it up in style, Hollywood Style.

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How about the scientologist Santa at the L. Ron Hubbard Center? Imagine Tom Cruise sitting on his lap. What would Tom ask Santa to bring him?

They brought in a band from Vegas too!

Maybe Santa will stop here, and celebrate the secular side of Christmas.

Wait, wait! The sign keeps changing! Christmas IS better than Botox, or something.

Oh, have a gay old time - in Glendale.

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