Friday, February 29, 2008

I usually post photos but what I have been thinking about doesn't require one. In 2008 we will be electing a new commander in chief, and honestly I don't trust any who runs for office.I am usually not cynical or negative in my thinking. But seriously, folks are we ever going to change for real?Until we get leaders with open minds, compassion, and not into egotistic power and wealth we are once again in this for the long haul. I don't see that happening

.As a leader, seeing all the suffering in this world, I couldn't sleep at night knowing I am on a California King, dining on lobster, and driving a Mercedes Benz while others don't have a bed, food, or a floor for that matter.We all need to wake up and show the world and our own country that dammit we do care

!Show me a politician with even one of these values and I will definitely back that person.Time to end the lies, betrayal, and mudslinging.If people can't play nice in campaigning as adults, do we really want them governing us?I know I sure don't!

This is all my opinion like it or not, but we all need to stop and think. It's our kids, and grandkids future we are fighting and voting for. What world shall we plan for them?America is a country worth fighting for and many look up to us as a big brother/sister~I hope 2008 will set a great example for all.We all deserve it~

America is a great country and let's prove it this year.I am tired of settling and the choices are always too limited.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. 2. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home, 3. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. That will finish in a sex scene.5. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphaous underwear, which is just what they happened to be carrying with them at the time the car broke down. 6. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.7. If someone says, "I'll be right back", they won't. 8. Computer monitors never display a cursor on screen but always say: "Enter Password Now".9. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. And none of your friends have to knock when they come for a visit. In addition, every front door can be opened from the outside without having to use a key.10. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. 11. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.12. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.13. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone around you will automatically be able to mirror all the steps you come up with and hear the music in your head. 14. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. 15. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.16. Any bullet from a handgun has enough force to throw a full-grown man ten feet back.17. Characters will always find a parking space right in front of the building they're going to even in a large metropolitan city where parking is basically impossible.18. Characters at a bar or at a restaurant table will always get the attention of a server at the exact moment they need to order.19. When a gift/present is given, the top is wrapped separately from the rest of the box and it lifts straight off so that there is never any ripping or fumbling with wrapping paper.20. A chase scene on foot in a city always has a shot of one of the characters running into the street, nearly being hit by a car screeching to a halt at which point the driver flails his arm out the window and yells an expletive.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Take heed... John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!John went to investigate.The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Remember to Vote carefully...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

I want to thank you all for posting the Big Bang and adding me on your list. I can't get around to personnally thank-you as I would like. Illness and family matters have come up ,but I want you all to know how much this was appreciated.

Don't know about you but I do like the romance of Valentine's day, just everything else that sux! The sentiments are nice and sweet but why does it take a Holiday for us humans to see that? I guess I am being cynical but I don't have much faith in the whole fiasco. This is my blog, my opinion so "Bite Me".

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Before Shatner's entry into the TV Hall of Fame, he was just another Jewish-Ukrainian kid from Quebec. He first made a name for himself on stage. Yes, the famous" trekkie" started out as a Shakespearean actor. From there, he branched out to Broadway and sci-fi TV shows, most notably "The Twilight Zone." Not long after, he was appointed captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Extroverts are directed towards the objective world whereas Introverts are directed towards the subjective world. The most common differences between Extroverts and Introverts are shown below:Extrovertsare interested in what is happening around themare open and often talkativecompare their own opinions with the opinions of otherslike action and initiativeeasily make new friends or adapt to a new groupsay what they thinkare interested in new peopleeasily break unwanted relations

Introvertsare interested in their own thoughts and feelingsneed to have own territoryoften appear reserved, quiet and thoughtfulusually do not have many friendshave difficulties in making new contactslike concentration and quietdo not like unexpected visits and therefore do not make themwork well alone

Sensing vs. Intuition Sensing is an ability to deal with information on the basis of its physical qualities and its affection by other information. Intuition is an ability to deal with the information on the basis of its hidden potential and its possible existence. The most common differences between Sensing and Intuitive types are shown below:

Sensing typessee everyone and sense everythinglive in the here and nowquickly adapt to any situationlike pleasures based on physical sensationare practical and activeare realistic and self-confident

Intuitive typesare mostly in the past or in the futureworry about the future more than the presentare interested in everything new and unusualdo not like routineare attracted more to the theory than the practiceoften have doubts

Thinking vs. FeelingThinking is an ability to deal with information on the basis of its structure and its function. Feeling is an ability to deal with information on the basis of its initial energetic condition and its interactions. The most common differences between Thinking and Feeling type are shown below:Thinking typesare interested in systems, structures, patternsexpose everything to logical analysisare relatively cold and unemotionalevaluate things by intellect and right or wronghave difficulties talking about feelingsdo not like to clear up arguments or quarrels

Feeling typesare interested in people and their feelingseasily pass their own moods to otherspay great attention to love and passionevaluate things by ethics and good or badcan be touchy or use emotional manipulationoften give compliments to please peoplePerceiving vs. JudgingPerceiving types are motivated into activity by the changes in a situation. Judging types are motivated into activity by their decisions resulting from the changes in a situation. The most common differences between Perceiving and Judging types are shown below:

Perceiving typesact impulsively following the situationcan start many things at once without finishing them properlyprefer to have freedom from obligationsare curious and like a fresh look at thingswork productivity depends on their moodoften act without any preparation

Judging typesdo not like to leave unanswered questionsplan work ahead and tend to finish itdo not like to change their decisionshave relatively stable workabilityeasily follow rules and discipline

Saturday, February 02, 2008

70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off." "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?" Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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Updated almost daily. Looking on the web for everyday freshness.Sometimes a bit peculiar, humorous, informative,or whatever hits my fancy at that moment in time.Please look around I am sure you will find one article of interest.If there is a post or photo you want removed please leave it in the comments section and it will be removed as soon as I read it.Thank-you in advance!