Russell Brand: I Masturbate on Tour

Russell Brand
Russell Crowe is showing off his skinny bod on the cover of this month’s Rolling Stone, and he’s taken his filter and thrown it right out the window!

The rocker and boyfriend of Katy Perry stars in Get Him to the Greek which opens this weekend and he gets to reprise his Alduous Snow character from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

He gives the mag a look into his life in the public eye, saying, "I'm constantly distracted by my ambition, narcissism, vanity, desire, lust. I don't pretend to enjoy anonymity."

He also talked about life on the road when he’s touring, and reading it aloud may be NSFW! "Whilst on tour, I masturbate a little bit, but not too much," Brand admits. "It's similar to the monkeys you see masturbating at the zoo, where it's like 'Zookeeper! Zookeeper! There's something wrong with that monkey! And then, of course, if you ejaculate onto yourself, there's that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief, then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it's like, 'I don't know what you're looking at! Kings have done that!'"

Brand doesn’t exactly think he’s “made it” so to speak. But that being said, he’s got six upcoming movies in the works. He says, "Going on a voyage of self-discovery isn't as exciting as getting your cock sucked while chomping on chocolate and playing Nintendo, is it? Ultimately, it's more gratifying. And my life will be ascetic and about denial. But I'm not there yet, so the conflict continues."

Did we expect any less from him?? Pick up a copy of Rolling Stone on newsstands.