Plot: We put great classic characters into various popular reality TV shows and let the madness ensue. The first three episodes follow The "Doll's House" family onto Dr. Phil as they explore their marital strife; Abigail Williams and Hamlet speak to their dead loved ones through the medium John Edwards on "Crossing Over"; and the greatest playwriting minds of the ages are put to the test on Heidi Klum's "Project Playwright."

Plot: Derek Zoolander is VH1's three time male model of the year, but when Hansel wins the award instead, Zoolander's world becomes upside down. His friends disappear, his father is disappointed in him, and he feels that he's not good as a model anymore. But when evil fashion guru Mugatu hires Zoolander, he thinks his life has turned back round again, that is until he finds out that Mugatu has actually brainwashed him to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Can Zoolander and his new friends find out how to prevent the incident before it's too late?

Famous quotes by Heidi Klum:

"I think it's really nice to have a documentary-style show where talented people are actually doing something. It's not just some stupid show where people blend up worms."

"I don't really care if they like me or not."

"One of our greatest moments so far was when Leni kissed her little brother many times on the head."

"If you worked really hard before and don't go too crazy, you shouldn't have to work as hard afterward (to lose the baby weight)"

"We were very proud of ourselves for 'Project Runway.' It just shows that even if you don't have a big budget - but you have a great concept and you have great people on the show - you can still be a success and get an Emmy nomination! So we said, 'You know what, let's just throw our own little party,'"

"Nothing Sexy about Pregnancy"

"I'm lucky. Sometimes I even forget I'm pregnant. And then, boom! I get a kick in the stomach!"

"We tried baby food for, like a month, ... But now she eats whatever I eat. At least she's eating better things than macaroni and cheese."

""My career never suffered from my not being skinny. I never did catwalk work because I was always too big. I couldn't get the clothes over my hips.""

"You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy."

"I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size."

"The main thing is healthy eating, exercise, which I do for special events, like if it's Sports Illustrated, or the swim suit catalogue for Victoria's Secret, or my own calendar that I did for the year 2000."

"I was a good kid. My parents laid rules out for me, and I followed them."

"I'm not quite that difficult, even though maybe I'm a little bit bossy. But you know, in order to get things done, you do have to be a little bit bossy sometimes or tell people what you really want. Otherwise, things just don't get done, do they?"

"Well, I was already so happy being chosen to do the issue itself, that when I got on the cover, it was even more of a surprise and even more amazing to me."

"Because I'm on the runway with some of the best models in the industry."

"In my job, people tell you that all the time: 'This shoot was great. You look amazing.' But you never know what they say when you turn away."

Sarasota blogger and photographer BrennaFoster heard her name above the noise, a friendly shout out, while shopping with her kids a year ago at Whole Foods. It was Steve Seidensticker, a prominent Sarasota restaurateur and philanthropist, calling Foster ... But that had been four years previous ... He was 65 ... Seidensticker got to know JFCS president and CEOHeidiBrown when she ran Aviva — A Campus for SeniorLife in Sarasota ... ....

When it comes to reality television, there often seems to be a Buffalo angle. The latest case in point is this season’s edition of “America’s Got Talent,” the summer’s most popular entertainment program ... And at least five members of the choir are from Western New York ... The performance that wowed Munn, Cowell, Howie Mandel, HeidiKlum, Mel B and host Tyra Banks has already led to more than 3 million views on YouTube ... email ... ....

And that is why I am recommending the re-election of Heidi Scheuermann ... I know Heidi has demonstrated these qualities throughout her career. Heidi is tested and trusted, and she has earned our support. Matt Krauss ... .......

HeidyRivasVillanueva was excited to start first grade Monday at Sadie T ... Tuesday in the 103rd Street parking lot where a stray bullet took her life Saturday night to remember the child who was just waiting with her father and 2-year-old brother for their mother to return from a shopping trip.The "Justice for Heidy" memorial will be in the parking lot ... ....

COXSACKIE, N.Y. (AP) — New York state corrections officials say convicted kidnapper Gary Thibodeau, who fought for a new trial for nearly two decades, has died ... Thibodeau recently lost an appeal to overturn his conviction in the 1994 kidnapping of 18-year-old HeidiAllen in Oswego County. Allen was never seen again ... Heidi Allen's sister Lisa Burke says she feels there may never be closure in her sister's case with Thibodeau's death ... ....