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With Tornadoes Circling His House, Chris Crocker Ponders His Abandoned Porn Career

Billy Heights–the former(?) porn star and possible(?) hooker–is back, and he’s still trying to achieve an erection, this time for photography site Paragon Men. The upside to posing for solo stills as opposed to hardcore gay porn is that at least we don’t have to waste our time watching him try to get it up, and can instead just appreciate his body/face/etc., because he is nice to look at. Oh, and he’s also going by the name “Brolly” now, so make of that what you will. (A cross between “Bro” and “Billy” seems apt.)