10 Countries to Meet Women If You’re Looking for Sex and Scandal

The last, say, five obscenely sexy women whose pictures have somehow reached my eyes were Czechs. These thong-wearing, propped-up-on-heels visions—screen grabs from Instagram or hoisted upon my Facebook wall by a buddy who knew I'd appreciate it—all either had "Czech-born" in the blurb accompanying said photo or simply "Czech Beauty" in one corner of the shot. The Czech Republic has since landed on my travel bucket list. But it’s not the only place where the women are beautiful, sexy and ready for the best kind of trouble. Let’s take a trip around the world, shall we? Photo: Getty/wihteorchid

1. Brazil: With their infamous "Miss Bum Bum" competition, Brazilians recently topped the list of "highly sexually satisfied nations." The stats suggest Brazilians have sex 145 times on average a year (which equates to roughly three times a week); in short, Brazilians enjoy their sex lives. Plus, another study revealed that these Latin lovers also tend to lose their virginity before people in almost any other nation. Photo: Getty Images/dabldy

2. Italy: Italian women are evidently pretty content with their love lives, according to studies conducted by Durex global research. And women who have two glasses of wine daily report enjoying greater sexual satisfaction than those who don't drink. Last year, almost 70 percent of Italian women rated their sex lives as satisfying, with a third of Italians expecting sex to last more than 10 minutes. Photo: Getty Images/teksomolik

3. Greece: Clearly Greece is the word. Durex claims Greeks have the most sex in the world weekly (164 times on average a year). As for the Greeks themselves, they say they’re well over 50 percent sexually satisfied. This may explain the other 40-some odd percent smashing plates. Photo: Getty Images/Massonstoc

4. Mexico: Mexico has been previously rated as one of the “horniest countries” in the world and ranks as the second most sexually satisfied nation in the world with over 60 percent of the country claiming a fulfilling sex life. They are certainly quite open and advanced when it comes to sex education. In 2008, Mexico City distributed over 700,000 sex-ed textbooks to their high schools that cover birth control, abortion and homosexuality. Or it might have something to do with the fact that sex work is decriminalized and regulated in half the country's states. As Bart Simpson would say, "Ay caramba!" Photo: Getty Images/NADOFOTOS

5. The Netherlands: With a reputation as being one of the most pro-sex countries in the world, thanks to its famous red light district, the abundance of nude beaches and its open sex education policies, The Netherlands is seemingly all about the nether region. Additionally, 70 percent of women answered yes to the survey question, "Do you feel confident asserting your needs and wants when it comes to–and during—sex?" Photo: Getty Images/lechatnoir

6. Australia: Can I get a "hell yeah" for the Down Under? None other than Cosmo says that 30 percent of Australian women “wouldn’t change a thing about their sex lives.” Aussie women are also quite likely to fantasize about having a threesome, with 20 percent listing this act as their favorite sexual fantasy as opposed to only four percent of Americans. As far as sexual partners go, Australians are more promiscuous than most, too. Yup, 10 is women's average number of sexual partners there. (Which, we all know, more than likely means 15-20.) Photo: Getty Images/Michael Pole

7. Germany: Hey, I'm just as surprised as you. Yet, Germany is home to some of the world’s most comprehensive sex-education programs and is known for their progressive political policies in relation to sex work. Plus, get this: Thirty-two percent of Germans profess to having had a one-night stand and 30 percent have had sex in a public place. Photo: Getty Images/lechatnoir

8. Philippines: In the Philippines, women reportedly flock to men who dress well and speak English fluently, making this the only locale on the list where the "being American" end of the equation gives you an edge over, well, townies. What's more: There’s a red light district in Manila, with beauties standing out in bars that aren’t technically hookers, but "will be your girlfriend for a while if you help the family with the essentials." Heavy on the "technically." Photo: Getty Images/Christophe Bourloton

9. Malaysia: Apart from being a hot tourist destination, the country is also one of the most horny places in the world. For real, there is even some research done on this very subject. Malaysia might appear reserved dependent upon what you see in the news and on exotic travel reality TV shows but, behind the closed bars, you can explore extraordinary eroticism. Photo: Getty Images/Cn0ra

10. Czech Republic: Now we're talking! Prague is well known for its porn industry, its strip clubs and its vibrant nightlife. This means that the nightclubs are often crowded and typically have 10 men for every one Czech Mate (see what I did there?). Focus on shopping centers, local markets and the local shops that are completely uninteresting for dudes who are looking for cheap clubs with cheap beer. You might not only get laid, but also find the love of your life! Photo: Getty Images/JANIFEST