Fan's Alabama tattoo will live in your nightmares forever

Mar. 5, 2013
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by Paul Myerberg, USA TODAY Sports

by Paul Myerberg, USA TODAY Sports

This gentleman above â?? no, it's not actually Nick Saban's son â?? will have no regrets whatsoever about his newly inked tattoo, which contains a hodgepodge of references to Saban, Alabama football and Sons of Anarchy. Why would he?

As you can see, there are only four slight differences between this tattoo and the Sons of Anarchy emblem (seen here on a Zippo lighter). One can be found on the crystal ball, which replaces the "Anarchy" logo with Alabama script. The second is the lack of "MC," meaning motorcycle club.

Third: The word "Anarchy" has been replaced with "Saban." Fourth: "Alabama" has been substituted for "Redwood Original." This makes clear his Alabama allegiance. He will never, ever buy a drink again in Tuscaloosa at bars and clubs where a shirt is not required.

Roll Tide? Yes, roll Tide indeed. The only problem is that while it will be easy for him to share his tattoo with the world, our friend needs a camera and a mirror to see it himself. (Or a friend to snap a picture, as seems to be the case above. Or a tripod. Who knows.)

Quarterback AJ McCarron looks at this tattoo and A) is grateful he kept things "low-key," or B) wishes he had taken his chest tattoo to the next level.