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Welcome to Hope n' Change 2.0!

In the face of a collapsing economy, rampant unemployment, and global instability, Barack Hussein Obama took office in 2008 promising Hope and Change. The "Hope" thing didn't really work out, but we got plenty of "Change" as everything got worse. And now, the jug-eared jackass has a second term.

That's why at Hope n' Change Cartoons, we're creating conservative smartaleckry to provide a little laughter in these strange times. Cartoons will probably be posted Monday and Wednesday, and definitely on Friday. Additionally, cartoons and graphics will be posted randomly on our Facebook page and Friday we'll add the week's postings right here to kick around in one of the greatest comments sections on the Web.Note: please feel free to repost our cartoons on your favorite blogs!

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Friday, October 21, 2016

Democrats and Republicans alike are all aflutter following Donald Trump's refusal to say that he'll automatically accept November's election results without first determining that the results are actually honest. "My stars!" the media is gasping while reaching for smelling salts, loosening their corsets, and briskly flapping lace fans near their faces.

Well here's a little Hope n' Change bulletin we'd like to add: we will never accept Hillary Clinton as president of the United States. She will never be "our" president, and we will never accept the legitimacy of the appallingly corrupt process which has gotten her this close to the White House.

Granted, it's entirely possible that Donald Trump, in his infinite and annoying Trumpiness, would have the ability to lose any election including one which was entirely fair - but the Left isn't taking that chance. Thanks to Wikileaks and Project Veritas, we now know that this entire election cycle has been shaped by the Democrats' flood of dirty money, dirty deeds, systemic corruption, and collusion with the media.

We know that Hillary and her cronies hold the American people in complete contempt, and that their idea of irredeemable "deplorables" not only includes hardcore Trump supporters, but virtually every person of faith, every person who believes in the sanctity of life, and every person who believes this should be a nation of laws and equal justice for all.

By definition, Hillary Clinton is an illegitimate candidate, and there is nothing that can happen on November 8th which could make her a legitimate president in our eyes.

BONUS: UNLIKE A VIRGIN

Still hyperventilating from the idea that Donald Trump elbowed another guy in the ribs and snickered the word "pussy" over a decade ago, the Left seems to be surprisingly accepting of Madonna sexually objectifying men (while simultaneously giving both aging pop stars and sluts a bad name) and offering to trade oral sex for pro-Hillary votes.

Since lewd talk and/or behavior is apparently a legitimate campaign issue now, we'll quote the Material Girl directly: "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK? Swear to God. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not
a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye
contact. Yeah? And I do swallow."

The shame of it all is not that nearly half of the American electorate is functionally retarded, but that their affliction is apparently not severe enough to prevent them from voting (or procreating for that matter). The only way to outrun all of the fraud will be via a decisive landslide on the part of Trump. Of course, a large part of that fraud is the mainstream media successfully painting Trump as a troglodyte Hitler in the minds of the undecided (who the hell are these people anyway?). Our only hope lies in the possibility that said undecideds come to realize what his supporters already know; namely that he is at best only a troglodyte, and at worst a fat-free Mussolini. I guess half screwed in the free world beats fully raped in prison... though God help us all if Madonna is our support group.

Madonna with out her teeth in? I could do without any eye contact from her and I'd prefer she not take her time......but no not even with all the tea in china or cash in the klintoon global crime syndicate. I just couldn't do it. I'd rather commit Arkanside because I have dirt on sHrillary.

If you are undecided at this point you shouldn't be allowed to vote- ever!!!- for anything, not even if the short yellow bus stops at mickey d's or burger king- nope- nothing- never, ever. Not even fries vs onion rings- nope just take what they give ya and shut up. Your too stupid to remember the recipe to boil water. Never- ever!!!

Where my surprise? I want my surprise. Time in Oct is growing short I want my Oct surprise. If you tell that my surprise is that the media won't say a word about klintoon crimes I'm gonna tell ya that ain't no surprise- we expected that.

Voter fraud IS running rampant:http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/20/heres-what-voter-fraud-looks-like-in-23-states/Also, since George Soros owns the company that makes the voting machines, it appears that only a landslide victory by Trump could possibly keep Clinton out of the White House.I do not see that happening, so I will still be voting for "None of the Above".

Of course, you realize that you'll have no choice but to accept Hillary, in the same sense that Germans had no choice but to accept Hitler. (See, I can say that because "Godwin's Law" has been repealed) The Federal bureaucracy is already geared up to do her bidding, just as it has Obama's. The IRS will resume their targeting of non-favored groups and individuals. The EPA will continue to target disfavored industries, companies and landowners. And of course, soon these same bureaucratic goons will be directly running your health care.

The sad reality is that this election won't be lost this November 8th. It was already lost over a quarter century ago, when "voodo economics" George Bush (41) was fired for abandoning Reagan's principles and replaced with Bill Clinton, who then began the conversion of the White House into a money and power laundering machine. Bush (43) did little to change that, and Obama just finished the job. Now Hillary gets to inherit the firepower of a fully armed and operational federal bureaucracy that sees its citizens not as their bosses, but as "irredeemable deplorables" to be controlled, managed, and bled.

Madonna's Offer: If anything rings shrill this season, it's Progressives having cases of the vapors in reaction to anything that Trump says while being totally oblivious to the cultural sewage they've been contently swimming in for decades. Also, lost on them is the diminishing reduction in the number of words between glaring hypocrisies. It used to take paragraphs for this to happen, but it's now possible to say things like "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK?" and then "I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool" only a few words later.

Stan, it is merely the result of her "swallowing." I warned her, but kids nowadays just don't listen. Looks as if Billy Jeff is suffering from the same disease.....the one that sent Al Capone to the great beyond.

Getting serviced by Madonna qualifies as a "two-bag" operation. For those unfamiliar with this, you put a bag over her head (with a strategically placed hole), and then one over your head just in case hers falls off. This is what we call risk management.

BTW - I apologize to the ladies and the faint of heart for that visual.

“A member of Parliament to Benjamin Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of the pox.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

In anticipation of more election-day hi-jinks such as what happened in Philadelphia the last time around, I've already cast my insult at Obama's legacy. I was surprised at the high turnout at my usual remote polling place. I'm encouraged by this.

Thanks for the mental/visual nuclear holocaust about Ms. Ciccone. Even the thought of madonna doing that to anyone is enough to gag a maggot. Using Dr. Edmond Locard's exchange principle; wouldn't getting oral sex from madonna be the same as having penis sword fights with every guy she has ever serviced? And bless you for bringing Ms. Ross to the party; a very nice distraction to all the other 'boobs' in the news lately.

Ah, the rubber finally meets the road, assured Tyranny with Hilarity and a possibility of breathing some liberty a bit longer with Trump. I actually have some hope if Trump is electedbut there is a chasm dividing the country, perhaps irreconcilable. not that we all have to agree, but we do have to agree to live with each other. At present, I'm not at the point of being that charitable with the progs.https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2016/10/21/bracken-sends-american-pravda/

Thought you all might enjoy this from the Alfred E Smith 'roast' type dinner last night:

https://youtu.be/76yJw_Uu7w0

The audience, largely composed of New York elites and media, were as fair and decent as they always are - they laughed when he was self deprecating but actually booed him when he took swipes at Hillary. Swipes are expected at a roast.

Personally, I like Trump and don't find him annoying. I have a lot of NY relatives though, and they are a rowdy bunch.

Here's something else he did from a few years back. Funny skit about him buying children. CNN actually reported it as real.

My moonbat son (who was SOOOO pissed at what Shrillary did to Bernie) called Mrs. Colby yesterday and proudly proclaimed that he voted for the Hag and tried to convince (i.e. browbeat) her into doing the same. She brought up to him a few of the things that Busty Ross so succinctly summarized, and he would have none of it. "Those are all LIES by Trump!" "Benghazi never happened!" "The Clintons are not rich like Trump; he only wants to make himself richer!" "You need to stop watching Fox News and start watching the REAL news, and you'll find out the truth!"

This is what we are up against, folks, and we have the so called media to blame. So very sad...

Madonna... really? So, did she give out her phone number and address for the thousands of idiots who would actually take her up on the offer? I'm guessing not. She is about as sincere in this as all the turds who say they'll move to another country if Trump is elected. I would have pissed my pants if Trump had brought this up at the Al Smith dinner last night! Such low hanging fruit!

OH! Almost forgot. Did anyone else catch Shrillary's slip up last night regarding O'Liar's religious leanings? She was quacking about how uncomfortable it will be for Donald when he has to take that photo with all the past presidents. Paraphrasing here: "He'll have to stand there with my husband. He'll also have to stand there with Barack, after all the anti-Muslim remarks he's made."

Not covered by the Mainstream Media is the story that the voting machines in the swing states and others are supplied by a Soros-related corporation, 16 states.http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/18/soros-connected-company-provides-voting-machines-in-16-states/

@Readers- Great stuff above. Just to clarify my position the tiniest bit, if Hillary wins I won't be storming the gates of the White House or anything. And the law will say she's the president, although laws ain't what they used to be. But for me personally - I'll never accept her.

Because it's "The American Way," we're all supposed to coalesce around whomever wins, and celebrate the will of the people. Well, I'm calling BS on that. I even gave Barack "We are the We we've been waiting for" Obama a honeymoon period and hoped he'd be something other than a disaster.

But Hillary is already a known quantity. I will never support her, nor concede her authority (within my legal bounds to do so). Neither will my heart be filled with forgiveness for those who actively supported her: I'm pretty sure I can do fine with fewer friends, but I'm not sure my country can survive with fewer freedoms.

I'd say more, but I just got back from having dental work done and I keep fiddling with my numb lower lip, and now I'm getting spit all over my keyboard. Instead of just the usual tears (grin).

I'm figuring that if ol' Hill gets the presidency, I'll have to figure out how much I can suck out of the public teat. Obummer phones, maybe some other free stuff. I'll just swear I'm a Democrat and that should be enough. Maybe I'll change my name to Juan or Mohammat. That couldn't hurt.

Eight years ago I was not fond of democrats. Four years ago my lack of fondness for any of them increased greatly and was only tempered by their stupidity for being so ignorant AGAIN. NOW I have a real dilemma. As a Christian I strive not to hate but I now really have a deep, deep disdain for ALL of them to a point much greater than the definition of disdain.The US is being destroyed from WITHIN.That lying criminal Hillary will NEVER be my President either.

@Stilton and JRMD: It's doubtful either of you are trying to "organize"... but I will not personally accept Hilary Clinton as President of the U.S. either.

But with this nation becoming more populated, uneducated, lazy, & dependent AND with the press plus what now poses as journalism becoming so corrupted; we may be at the midpoint of 16 years in a row with an inept-in-goverance but skilled-at-politics, liberal, lawless fraud in the office. That's big bad news; personally it's going to require some new thinking and strategy.

I would do a half gainer off the tallest building Dallas before I would vote for that lying, evil crook. I do understand if I pass away, I will be voting for the opposition. On Madonna, when I see folks in the movies kissing, I always wonder if the guy knows where those lips have been. Meanwhile, there is nothing I can do with anything except vote with my feet, a rather poor option at my age.

While I shudder at the thought of the pathological, serial liar- modern day Caligula and her sexual predator husband returning to the WH, If this should (retch) come to pass, will this still be named Hope'n Change? or will a new name be given to the site?

@Fish Out of Water- Currently, I can promise that Hope n' Change will continue until the blessed day that Barack Hussein Obama finally leaves the White House. But after that? It's hard to say - no matter who wins the election.

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