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Henry Earl – Arrested 1,000 Times

This is our idiot of the month, Henry Earl. He is a man from Lexington, KY that has been arrested 1,000 times for “Alcohol Intoxication”. He faced a judge this week for his 35th charge this year and the judge gave him 1,000 days in jail for his anniversary.

Earl, upset at the sentence and appearantly brain damaged from all the alcohol he’s been drinking, stated how he would see the judge again on Thursday. Whatever the hell that means. He pleaded guilty to begin with! This has to be a world record for arrests right?

Wow, that was quite the hypocritical statement there. If the systems has failed, how is locking him up going to do anything? There is a reason we have the highest number is inmates per capita in the whole world. Maybe it’s time to get away from our turn of the century (as in 1900s) philosophy of criminal punishment and design an actual system for rehabilitation.

I hear you, when someone has been arrested that many times for alcohol intoxication, he obviously has a problem that no amount of prison time will solve. This guy needs help, not to be swept under the rug of society.

Henry earl is crazy. I used to work on South Limestone in lexington and saw his drunk ass every damn day. One time I was going to mcdonald’s and he was standing in front of the restaurant masturbating. When he saw me approach he put his willy away then proceeded to reach out his hand asking for spare change.