Violent maniac cop Paul whips up a shitty porridge that is still too good for his prisoners. Judge Chico pours a bunch of complicated shit into some weird fucking oven thing and somehow produces a decent pork souffle. Then Alessando, the dead man walking, manages to pull off a dry-but-sweet pan of prison brownies just before his fate is sealed by the judge.

PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered what the blood-alcohol level is on a typical Offworld Cookery filming day, you’re about to find out!

Whether it’s stealing gas from kitty Jacob, firing off his handgun in a coffee shop parking lot, or stealing an ATM with two fucking stupid Cory and Trevor kitties, Ricky is doing whatever it takes to go the fuck back to jail. (Un)lucky for him, kitty Julian is right on his heels.

Julian couldn’t make it to the podcash this week, so the SwearNet studio dicks found a guest – Gorilla Fingers!

Being a local prison guard, Gorilla Fingers is familiar with the Boys – and he’s very familiar with Bubbles, as we saw in Season 8.5 on SwearNet.com. Gorilla Fingers chats about his experience as a guard, and discusses the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.”

The beginning of the podcash is quite fuckin tense — Bubbles has a bone to pick with Gorilla Fingers after an unsavory incident that the camera dicks caught on camera during season 8.5, when the prison authorities suspected Bubbles of hiding a screwdriver in his arse.

On this week’s Dear Julian, Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties! He also answers the important question: should you smoke weed or hash?!

Today at swearnet.com, we have the final Trailer Park Boys 8.5 webisode! Bubbles is worried about new developments in the park – what the fuck is happening to Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian go in front of the parole board and reveal their plans for a crime-free future. And who will finally be declared Pong champion?

Find out what happens next on Friday March 27, when Trailer Park Boys Season 9 launches on Netflix!

In this weeks’ Trailer Park Boys 8.5 webisode, Bubbles visits Ricky and Julian in jail and gets into trouble over his Eon’s spending spree. Ricky tries to talk Julian out of reading his ‘stupid fucking brain books’. And Sarah has a proposal for Donna!

Get ready for Trailer Park Boys S9 on March 27 with more TPB 8.5 fuckery!

In this week’s webisode, Bubbles is back in the park and working on a new business; Julian is trying out his psychological tricks; Ricky wants to make a new start with his family. And Lahey is working on some BIG fucking plans…

In this week’s bumper webisode of Trailer Park Boys 8.5, Jim Lahey meets someone that could change his life, and Ricky gets a hot phone call from Lucy. Meanwhile, Randy picks up more than chicken nuggets during his visit to “The King”…