Top Tens.

10. “Real cranberry/not real cranberry” taste test9. Pre-meal planning so you won’t have to sit next to that aunt8. Loosen Your Waistband Post-Meal Grunt-Off7. Driveway Arrival Time Parking Position Roulette6. Correct Identification Of All Side Dishes Checklist6a. Someone Made Side-Dish B When They Were Supposed to Make Side-dish C and Now We Have NoSide-Dish C At All and Twice As Much Side-Dish B Than Anyone Wanted5. Trip Millage Travelled To Get There Comparison Harrumphing4. Celebratory slicing of the first piece of pie3. Who needs utensils when you can eat the olives right off your fingertips?​2. Graduation from the kids table to sitting with the adults1. Doze-Off In Front of the Television Holiday Season Inauguration