Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Freezing Her Eggs, Probably Not A Bad Idea

Jennifer Love Hewitt is an attractive woman with phenomenal breasts that may or may not be worth $5 million, yet somehow she’s crazy enough that men apparently won’t ejaculate into her vagina without a condom on. So ever the eternal optimist, she’s now contemplating freezing her eggs in hopes that she’ll.. reverse age and not be 40 soon? Us Weekly reports:

The unlucky-in-love actress — whose exes include John Mayer, Patrick Wilson, Carson Daly, Jamie Kennedy, Alex Beh, Wilmer Valderrama and ex-fiance Ross McCall — “feels worried that she will end up single, since none of her relationships have been successful,” the source continues.
Hewitt merely wants to have options, the source adds, saying, “If it doesn’t work out with Brian, she can still be a mom one day.”
The actress hasn’t exactly been quiet about her quest to become a parent. “I would love to have babies. I’m obsessed with babies,” Hewitt told Us in 2010. “I would love to have them one day.”

“Hey, honey, could you c’mere for a sec- oh, never mind, I see your ovulating into the freezer.” *flushes ring down the toilet*

Then again, I guess I should give Jennifer Love Hewitt credit for not poking holes in condoms or “forgetting” to take her pill unless he’s reading this right now going, “Wait. You can do that?!” In which case, haha, I’m joking! Everyone knows babies only come from motorboating bloggers then not harvesting their semen in their sleep.

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My dear Jennifer, in case you haven’t heard, forty is the new thirty, so you’re doing just fine. A lot of women want to focus on their career, and as a high paid and desired actress, you’ve had to do that. Certain sacrifices must be made when one’s in Hollywood.

There’s far too many women getting themselves pregnant when they clearly shouldn’t be, so saving your eggs for later will help from adding to an already over populated world.

“I dumped her a week later” = “I waited until she was off her period, banged her a couple times more when it was relatively safe—because holy shit was she an awesome fuck—and then dumped her before she could ovulate again.”

Her ex Rich Cronin from LFO was interviewed on Howard Stern. He said she was a nut bag. She goes to tiffanys and buys these rings ( multiples) and she gives thme to her boyfriends and she tells them when she gives them the ring that she loves him so much and they will be together forever …Cronin claims that she cheated on him even though she gave him an “infinity ring” and said she wanted to marry him. She is coo coo…

I can’t imagine looking at that bitch and thinking, “I want to mingle my genes with that.” I don’t find her attractive, she’s obviously psycho, and she’s probably not very intelligent. Why would any guy want to have a child with her? She could always go to the sperm bank.

My first thought is that doing so would make you ridiculously wealthy for life. I know there’s more to life than money, but I’d probably forget what else in life there was while I was busy spending her cash.

Agree that this woman reeks eau de desperate ho but her list of exes is a who’s who of celebrity douche bags, damn. And pretty much every woman I know who chases douchebags is a she-douche as well, so yeah, birds of a feather & all that sublime shit.

hewitt was never attractive. she has always had a weird, elven shaped head and piano legs.
maxim named hohan the hottest babe not more than 3-4 years ago i swear and she has always been ugly.
they have some of the worst taste in broads.

The problem she’s having is simple: She’s holding out for some dude with a Hollywood pedigree. If she were open to the idea of making kick ass babies with a Brooklyn cop, my services would be available to her.