Judaism

I was up pretty early this morning because I knew Lee was making challah and I needed to go to the grocery as the cupboard was pretty slim pickins. I wanted to get back early to get some work done (aka scattered creativity). So I pushed myself to get up and get out.

I went to the garage and as always, snapped on my seatbelt, turned the ignition and “all the things I take for granted kicked in – the air conditioner would kick in, the battery would start it right up as it always had for years, etc.

It all started about 5 years ago. WalMart was having a sale on batteries (they’re fairly cheap anyway) and I’d always had positive luck with them (no pun intended). WalMart had a battery sale years ago and I bit. Little did I know it would force me into a vicious cycle of trading in at least 2 batteries per year for ones that worked. Yes I checked my connection and it was fine. The battery was junk. But until I want to really go all out and spend a few hundred on a car battery, I will be trading these batteries in until I stop driving. Besides, I grew attached to such things. There’s a lot about WalMart I don’t like. But I do like that they take the battery back as promised and replace it with one every bit as sorry.

There’s a lovely chunk of woods next to our nearby Walmart and a beautiful butterfly flew by (that I could name by name) and that frightened me a bit. At the same token it made me even more grateful to Lee for taking the time to teach me what each one is called as we see them. Butterflies keep me optimistic and this was no exception except for my totally dead battery about to be fixed.

Click To Enlarge

So I got on the phone to click on Lee’s name, but the phone was dead too. Why had I allowed facebook alerts when I had them off for years. I don’t even like that silly “Droiiiiddddd” noise.

Lee was there in a jiffy with her jumper cables, jumped me off, and followed me to WalMart as they have a lifetime warrantee on car batteries. But this happens every 3-6 months these days. They used to last for years. I turned to Lee and shouted my guess, “I BET THEY’RE MADE IN CHINA NOW”.

To satisfy my curiosity, sure enough, the large percentage (if not all) of WalMart batteries are made in China. They carry one “top shelf” unit that only has parts from there but is assembled from here. I like Chinese food. I like Chinese dogs. I like a lot about China. But I don’t like Chinese WalMart batteries.

Admittedly they were very prompt to replace it, though they did do one of those “lump in the stomach things” announcing they couldn’t find my receipt in the pile of papers from the last battery I purchased there.

Click To Enlarge

They smiled and instructed Lee and I to take our time shopping “in WalMart” (we know this is how WalMart makes their minimal battery loss back and then some). We answered, “Yes, we will. And when we get back from Kroger’s, in say 30 minutes or so, betcha the battery will be ready”.

After a long frown he said, “Yes, should be”.

Lee figures things out faster than I do. I always feel I should get her one of those “I’m With Stupid” Tshirts. Early on, she splurged for a new good battery and has not had one bit of trouble with it since she bought it 4 or so years ago.

We got all our groceries (at Kroger) and followed each other home. Groceries are in the fridge, bug spray guy will be here any minute, and I’m learning how to use the social network Tumblr while running sales at my Zazzle RickLondonGifts.com shops.

While most days remind me of The Beatles “A Day In The Life” (It’s just another day….etc), this one reminded me that our society offers up so many basics and luxuries, many of which we take for granted, but we’ve decided not to do that very often.

I made a mental note to myself that before I die I need to purchase one of those “tank-like Mercedes” that probably doesn’t even need a battery or electricity or gas. One just owns it and it knows just what to do and where to go. Of course my CPA may have different ideas about where my money goes, or lack thereof.

Click To Enlarge

We are a “pay as you go” couple. Our cars are in perfect working order (when the battery is ok), and they’ve been paid for for years. Our town is small, so we don’t drive long distances. Our driving record is flawless. Both vehicles are parked under a roof. Given those amenities, Geico just charges a tiny green lizard for our insurance. We don’t take that for granted.

The good part about aggravating days such as the way today started is one knows it can only get better. And get better it did. We got home and Lee made one of her magical smoothies. She is doing her baking magic now and we’re on our way to having challah at sundown.

Please remember to be grateful for the little things as well as the big things….even crummy Walmart Chinese auto batteries that only last several months. Shabbat Shalom. Lee and I are proverbial “Internet networkers”, and you’re likely to find us on any social media at any given time. We’re busy as beavers. We’ve discovered we live in a “Hollywood World” in many ways. Sort of a “What have you done for me lately”.

So we spend a lot of time online offering up as valuable of content as we can find to who we have decided are our marketplaces. But at sundown tonight, we will bring that to a halt (at least the business part) as the Jewish sabbath (or Shabbat) begins.

Tomorrow we play. We’ve both gotten into the habit of reciting our Rosetta Stone language module, I play the guitar, and then Lee chooses vintage movies on tv.

So Shabbat Shalom to all who observe Fri-Sat, Good Sabbath to those who observe on Sunday, and happy weekend to everybody else 🙂 Sincerely, Rick

Rick London is a writer, musician, entrepreneur and cartoonist. He is best known for having founded Londons Times Offbeat Cartoons & Funny Gifts in 1997. They have since become #1 ranked by Google & Bing. He is married to wildlife and nature photographer Lee Hiller (Lee Hiller-London) who has the nature blog Hike Our Planet and numerous designer gift shops such as Lee Hiller Design.

Advertisements

Share this:

Like this:

It was a very good day today. Most of my days are very good. For the younger crowd, you might have called your psychiatrist to make certain your Prozac prescription was renewed for the next 250 years, but for me, it was ideal.

Number one, it was drama-free. I love days that are drama-free. Don’t get me wrong; I do understand the ups and downs that life can purvey, but I worked very hard for very many years to live a life that involved very little drama. My younger days had more drama than Les Miserables on steroids, so you can imagine how grateful I am for the serenity.

My beloved wife Lee and I drank our delicious smoothies (which she concocts every morning) and enjoyed it while reading several newspapers online and getting a little work done. Someone once asked me how many newspapers and periodicals I read and I really don’t know the answer so I just gave it an educated guess, “About twice as many as Sarah Palin”.

A little before mid-afternoon, the weather was turning mild; about 65 degrees without a cloud in the sky. That is the perfect time to hike the Hot Springs Mountain Loop. Lee and I were both excited because a lot of the wildflowers that had been elusive or gone all year, were and are back. So are a lot of the birds and butterflies. This might not sound like much, but remember, we had a whole year of severe droughts and forest fires followed by a brutal blizzard which destroyed about 75% of our beloved forest. It felt like a death in the family. All the wildlife was gone for a month. Not a bird. Not an insect. Not a wildflower.

Then suddenly we saw a few warblers here, a cardinal there, a few butterflies riding the wind and occasionally landing on the lone wildflower. Today, still very bare in many parts, little bits of green are returning and pink and red buds and berries are peeking their way out of the end of tree branches. For a better view of this drop by Lee’s HikeOurPlanet.com. To see a comparison of what it was like, say 2 years ago, simply go into her archives. It truly looked like a Peruvian rain forest. It has a long way to go before it is back to that, but we’re patient, and we still love it, and all it offers. Lee heard a deer today. Sadly one ran downtown two Sundays ago and into a store window. Chances are it was searching for food. It did not survive.

At the top of Hot Springs Mountain two large robins greeted us up close for a photo-shoot. Lee was too busy shooting and trying to name some rare wildflowers so I took “The Magic Box”, Lee’s old camera that I inherited, and made sure the robins got equal time.

We’ve got bears, panthers, mountain lions, snakes, wolves, foxes, and just about every animal you could imagine. They are surprising in that they are shy. They do not look at humans as their prey. Bears are about the most unpredictable and we carry extremely loud alarms which they do not like, causes their ears pain and they move along.

Today, we heard a wild turkey toward the end of the hike. We could tell where it was, but it was very shy and not in the mood for human companionship.

We came home and turned on the tv and ate a lot of whatever was left in the fridge.

If you look up, you see “the typical day of a semi-retired 58 year old”. What makes me laugh is that it just seems like yesterday I couldn’t wait for my subscription of Rolling Stone to arrive, see which bands were the hottest, when they were coming to the nearest venue (which used to be The Warehouse in New Orleans), a place many of us have incredible memories, and even more incredible non-memories. Well, you know they say if you don’t remember the 60s or 70s you were probably there. And though I’m no longer a party person, yes I did inhale. Don’t worry…I have zero political ambitions.

But today, I had a drama-free life. I came up with a few gift ideas for my shops which I’ll make tomorrow, and then at about 6pm CST starts Shabbat. Ironically, I was born Jewish, Lee is studying to be, and she knows 100 times more about how it is celebrated than I do. But I’m a good student, and I know I like challah so I imagine I’ll be quite the mensch….a drama-less mensch at that.

Click To Enlarge

—————————————————————————————————————————

Rick London is a writer, songwriter, designer and cartoonist. He founded Londons Times Cartoons (LTCartoons.com) in 1997 which became Google’s #1 ranked Offbeat Cartoons & Funny Gifts in 2005 and have remained at that ranking for the past 7 years with nearly 8 million visitors. He also designs more serious gifts and collectibles at such shops like his RickLondonDesigns.com which carry famous quote gifts. He is married to popular nature/wildlife photographer Lee Hiller-London who runs the nature blog HikeOurPlanet.com.

June 26, 2012 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

EIGHT LOCAL ARTISTS PARTICIPATE IN PLEIN AIR ART EXHIBIT OPENING AT GOMEZ MILL HOUSE ON SUNDAY, JULY 1, 2012

An exhibit of beautiful Plein Air artwork based on the Gomez Mill House will open at 1 pm on Sunday, July 1, 2012, in Gallery G at the Gomez Mill House. A reception will follow with artists available to meet and greet guests. Admission to the Gallery on opening day is free. A special tour of the Mill House will be offered to Gallery guests at 2 pm at a reduced admission of $5.00. following the opening.

Plein Air is a style of painting produced out of doors in natural light. The term, en plein air is specifically translates from French as “in the open air and in natural light.” The award-winning local artists participating in the show include: Stephen Blumenthal, Mona Birmingham, Daisy DePuthod, Naomi Genen, Ardis Ketterer, Mickie MacMillan, William Noonan, and the late Mary Evelyn WhitehilL.

The show will be on exhibit in Gallery G at the Gomez Mill House located on the second floor of the Gomez Mill House Museum from July 1 through August 19. During the exhibit, admission to one of the regularly scheduled tours of the Mill House will include admission to the exhibit. A reduced admission to visit the Gallery only is available for $3.00.

Plein Air at the Gomez Mill House Opening Day is part of the Gomez Mill House seasonal public program series, Sunday at Mill House. The 2012 series opened on Sunday, June 24th with author Chuck D’Imperio.

The 2012 Sunday at Mill House Programs:

July 1 – Opening of Exhibition: Plein Air at the Gomez Mill House. Works by eight local artists various media will be on exhibit through August 24th.

August 5 – Lecture. Presentation by award-winning photographer and author Gloria Golden on her acclaimed sociological project on Hispanic American descendents of Crypto-Jews.

August 26 – Sculpture Installation. Presentation and Paper-Making Demonstration. In honor of the 100th anniversary of the Dard Hunter Mill, artist and Rockland Community College Professor, Stephen Churchill, will open the installation of his newest sculpture inspired by Dard Hunter on the bridge of the historic Dard Hunter Mill.

August 26 – Lecture-Demonstration. Professor Churchill will speak on the techniques of papermaking and demonstrate how to make paper using the historic Dard Hunter beaters, still operable where they were originally placed in the Mill by Dard Hunter.

September 9 – Wolfert Acker’s Ferry on the Hudson. A discussion by local historian, Jim Berkise on his research on the history of Wolfert Acker Ferry. Wolfert Acker lived in the Gomez Mill House from 1772 until his death in 1799. The ferry is believed to be the first one across the Hudson from Newburgh to Beacon.

October – TBA

Programs are in formation to the end of the 2012 season and subject to change. Visit the Gomez Mill House website at www.gomez.org or call the Museum office at 845-236-3126 to confirm current schedules.

The Gomez Foundation for Mill House is a not-for-profit 501(c) (3) established to support the preservation, conservation, and public programs of the Gomez Mill House and Historic Site. Gomez Mill House is the oldest extant Jewish dwelling in North America.