Basically, I'm a n00b again to what I write, considering it's been a long time since I've written stories, aka my early fictions were dated 1998 on fanfiction.net (yeah, I'm that old). Shedding an old account, I'm a n00b now. Weird. I just figured out you can't find "n00bshoes" on author search, but it shows up when you look for "n00b". Awesome.

Fred and George, Forge and Gred, The Weasley Twins. They are inseparable and bonded, bonded by something that only twins could understand. Never, ever, would they have imagined that something could ever tear them apart, especially women.

[Suikoden III] [Chris & Hugo] In a world that twists around the promise of power emanating from the 27 True Runes, can the minds of two opposites who are thrust against each other in battle see past the illusions and find each other's hearts?

S3: Three years after the end of Suikoden 3, Thomas and Cecile are getting married! They have invited everyone to the festivities! But while it's a happy occasion some of the Stars, particularly Chris, wonder why they themselves haven't gotten married...

In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.

Percival helps Borus with upcoming auditions for Romeo & Juliet act II scene II, specifically using methods that are not exactly conventional. Rated for a suggestive joke or two. Originally a Secret Santa gift for Speaker.

Ashton discovers the unsettling trend in Star Ocean 2 fanfics of saying that he's gay. He then sets out to prove that he is, indeed heterosexual... and fails miserably. [Rated T for subject matter... and Bowman]