Friday, December 26, 2008

Look what I got for Christmas

From the dear cousins of course. The inside is the best though. There are two pages for each movement. Here is one of them.

The other page lets you jot down the date and time, any unusual characteristics and even has a place for you to sketch your poo. I wonder how much the creator of this book pocketed, and I also wonder why it wasn't me who came up with it.

The trip has been fun so far. Lots of snow and ice and libations with family. We're staying here until Saturday when we go to Vancouver for a few days. Then down to socal. I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday. See you later!

28 comments:

I can't believe you're SO CLOSE...and yet so far with snow and ice. It's been quite a ride around here. The B&B looks amazingly fun. Enjoy Vancouver -- one of my favorites. Oh, and happy crapping too. Makes me want to run for the toilet just so I can log it (no pun intended) on the little score sheet. I'll bet I'd win.

Dear Torn he was a teacher of English to the French. There was only one thing on his mind and it had quite a stench. The students did learn English taught with steely words like hoops. But the only English they ever learned was six different words for Poop!

So your excrement obsession isn't limited to blog musings. Cousins across the country are familiar, presumably anyone you meet learns of your fascination with feces. Interesting. Are you alone in this, or do you belong to some kind of dung-loving subculture most of us don't know about?

I love it! I really do! When you have babies they ask you to do this in the hospital, mostly so you can pick up on your babies' rythms I guess. Well, I did it for months with both of them, just so I could fully get the poop groove.

Careful when you get to Vancouver! We've had about 70cm of snow in the past 2 weeks that has suddenly begun to melt from all the rain, and very quickly at that, turning all the streets to giant puddles during the day and ice ponds at night. And there should be another foot of snow+rain by the time you get here!

Sorry to interrupt your quiet x-mas but this is what Christian Palestinians got on the day after x-mas.

Christian Palestinians celebrated xmas in Gaza and the holy land with Irsaeli planes that have killed more than 300 civilians and 30 children and 20 women. When will governments realize that people in this region want to live in Peace and co exist. Good hearted Americans like you can end this bloodshed.call your congress and representive now to put pressure on Israel to end this maddness.