6/29/2011

Did Ben and Jerry Have it This Rough?

Profile Sent in by Harry:

Who I'm looking for:

Men never cease to amaze me. They're like little whiny children who scream and stamp until they get their ice cream. My ice cream is delicious (I've been told by a lot of guys - believe me, A LOT!) and you're not just going to strut into my parlor and taste my flavors. You're going to have to start at the bottom and work your way up into middle management!

By the way, if you ask me to sample your soft serve on a first date, then you're going to LOSE YOUR SOFT-SERVE DISPENSER. Guys love showing me their junk! I can't help it if I'm the kind of girl you want to show it to, but I have standards! Seriously, guys, not every beautiful woman will be as tolerant of your antics as this one! You could get in serious trouble!

Anyway, I'm looking for real MEN, and NONE have e-mailed me yet. All e-mails I've gotten have been from WHINY CHILDREN. Wrote to me and I haven't responded? Congrats! You're a WHINY MANCHILD.

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