Are You Fucking Kidding?

Jason Powell over at ProWrestling.net provided a link over to Zimbio.com for an exclusive picture of Randy Savage out and about town. At least they say it is Randy Savage. I am convinced this is the same derelict that asks me for change and his boarding fee when I walk to lunch everyday downtown. Seriously, what the hell happened? How does your beard go that stark white and show no traces of black when you are only 56? Did he fall in to a vat of chemicals that bleached everything but his skin? Who’s the chick with him? Is that his caregiver? He’s only 56. No fucking way. No way man, I am 34 and I can’t believe this could happen to me. No fucking way. On a positive note, he isn’t sporting a fanny pack so it appears wrestling is behind him. -Jeremy