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Delightfully Ridiculous

It’s like they don’t know me at all …

I have had this conversation three or four times in the last half hour:

S: Oo! My Goat Antlers* have arrived!Other: Wha?S: My Goat Antlers.Other: Huh?S: my Goat Antlers with Cranium attached!Other: Where did you get them?S: Trademe**Other: Are they … Do they … smell?S: No. (sniffs antlers) No. I think that was the packaging.Other: Why? What for? Ugh? Weird?S: To mount. On the wall. Goat Antlers. With Cranium attached!

Goat Antlers with Cranium attached!

* Uh yea. Goats have Horns. But they were advertised and sold as “antlers” so it stuck.** NZ eBay