“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson

“The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.” – Sam Rayburn

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” – Mark Twain

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying when I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

“I should really like to think there’s something wrong with me… because, if there isn’t then there’s something wrong, or at least, very different from what it seemed to be, with the world itself… and that’s much more frightening!” – T.S.Eliot