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[Prime] Thank You, Enforcers

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If the Enforcer calendar idea goes through, we should split it into two. One for people to purchase, and one featuring all the guys that are built like me that we'll threaten to put in your swag bag unless you give a donation.

So I know this is a little off topic (sorry Moe!) but I'll keep it brief. It relates to the comment above. We had 'Hottie Scottie' the cookie brigadier, who us gals thought should have distributed wearing nothing but his underwear and a couple of cookie pasties. Then we had another brigadier who was a bit more... generously proportioned. We figured it'd be hilarious if we sent Mr. Hottie along a line and a few minutes later... the other guy. In the same outfit.

And with that, we'd need to DOUBLE THANK our handsome, kilted enforcement team for not kicking us all out on the spot, hehehe!

But seriously, should we move the calendar discussion to its own thread?

I did know where else to put this, so i'm posting it here. Dear 98% of enforcers, you guys are awesome and I love you. Specific shoutouts to BigRed, Arco, Tr0tsky, The Classic Console salesman enforcer, All the freeplay enforcers, CM Punk enforcer (even if he didn't enforce this year), Drill Sargent enforcer, Pirate enforcer, and anyone else I can't remember right now

Dear the enforcers who thought the idea of doing a flashmob on Mega64's booth at the very end of sunday and just standing there blocking us in, dead faced, and pushing everyone into each other. Another enforcer told me later you guys were doing it as a joke. You forgot the punchline. If when the hall had closed you had started cheering too and not just stood there looking pissed, kneeing my friends in the legs and yelling for us to get the fuck out, we would have got it. Otherwise you guys really did just kinda come off like dicks. Still love you guys, but maybe next year let people in on the joke, or it looks way too serious.

I did know where else to put this, so i'm posting it here. Dear 98% of enforcers, you guys are awesome and I love you. Specific shoutouts to BigRed, Arco, Tr0tsky, The Classic Console salesman enforcer, All the freeplay enforcers, CM Punk enforcer (even if he didn't enforce this year), Drill Sargent enforcer, Pirate enforcer, and anyone else I can't remember right now

Dear the enforcers who thought the idea of doing a flashmob on Mega64's booth at the very end of sunday and just standing there blocking us in, dead faced, and pushing everyone into each other. Another enforcer told me later you guys were doing it as a joke. You forgot the punchline. If when the hall had closed you had started cheering too and not just stood there looking pissed, kneeing my friends in the legs and yelling for us to get the fuck out, we would have got it. Otherwise you guys really did just kinda come off like dicks. Still love you guys, but maybe next year let people in on the joke, or it looks way too serious.

The problem is that the joke requires some context to be funny (specifically Mega64's yearly dancing flash mob shenanigans). I can totally see how it could be seen as weird and unnerving without that.

Little known fact, Tango isn't just one person, he's an army of clones. You never see too of them together though because if they touch, all of them will implode. So, to be safe, at PAX they keep a respectable distance from each other.

Little known fact, Tango isn't just one person, he's an army of clones. You never see too of them together though because if they touch, all of them will implode. So, to be safe, at PAX they keep a respectable distance from each other.

If people want to do an [E] calender, we could make it happen. I kind of envision it being a goofy, nerdy take on the Fireman-style calender. Lots of shirts off with you guys flexing and being surrounded by computer parts/consoles. ;)

The enforcers were super awesome this year! It sucks that they had to deal with so much lameness this year

Also, there was an enforcer with tri-forces on the side of his head who was really cool but i didn't get his name. Anyway thanks to him, i had someone to talk to while we waited in the Mega64 panel line.