Banking exec's 'psychotic' daily routine ridiculed online

A US business executive’s morning routine – that consists of tennis, posing fashionably, a 90-minute lunch and running a multi-billion dollar company – has been labelled ‘psychotic’.

Melania Edwards’ schedule was outlined in an article by Business Insider, filled with lurid photos of her going about her day.

The HSBC's Global Venture Capital Coverage Group executive says she crams meditation, yoga, classes, running a company, and a 90-minute lunch into her day.

Apparently, she manages to do it all while posing for a photo-shoot, too.

Her intense day starts at 5:30am with ‘meditation’, where she thinks about her priorities.

She then Facetimes with international friends, apparently while on the beach at sunrise because what better place to catch up with Mum on the phone.

She drinks a bottle of green juice, and plays tennis, and wanders around the hilly streets, all before work.

Melania also drinks English breakfast tea.

“English breakfast tea is my favourite, as I am British,” she said, explaining her choice in hot beverages.

She manages to squeeze in a luxurious 90-minute lunch break between meetings, listens to podcasts while commuting, attends classes on innovation and entrepreneurship at Stanford University, does yoga then stares adoringly into her partner’s eyes while cooking dinner.

My lunch break will consist of shoving ramen into my mouth at my desk like a normal human.