Mario Aguilar

Video: Today, Microsoft devices chief Panos Panay spent nearly an hour extolling the virtues of his company’s Surface products, including the gorgeous new Surface Studio. No joke, Panos loves these things. This is unhealthy love.

Video by Melissa Murray

Panos is good at this! Unlike the other robots Microsoft trotted out to describe the latest features for Windows 10, Panos delivers his monologue about hardware with impassioned vigour. He’s not reading the teleprompter. He struts and frets like a man possessed. How is it possible to be this obsessed with a computer? I’m not sure, but the guy makes the thing sound pretty amazing.