Edward: Bella... Bella: Yes? Edward: I just want to know how much you mean to me. Bella: Aaw... Edward: You know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything... Bella: Yeah? Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know- Bella: Gay? Edward: ... Edward: Old fashioned. Bella: ... Bella: Oh.

Q: How do you kill a brain? A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her books and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter? A: yeeew!!! Edward you suck!!!!