I passed on the movie since I thought Owen Wilson was kinda gay in the preview but if I'm missing these gems I may need to go to redbox tonight.

ROK247

it's worth it just for the gal with the australian accent RIDICULOUS HOT

ROK247

WOOP

careful, there 5min scene with a erect black dick… u been warned!

phdonme

Meh…

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

More like an "Oh, Shit!" moment.

Handy

womp womp

chib

what movie is this from?

dochandy

*see comment 2 above.

Si1entStatic

Glad that's not my house. I'm not cleaning that shit up.

Bobby

That's some crazy ass shit!

Underbaker

At least it was in the shower, just turn it on and hand her a brush.

JonnyRocket

#5 Priceless!

Biggus Diccus

I had the puke/shits and was puking my brains out when a similar scene happened to me. Luckily it was contained in my boxers and didn't spray all over the floor.

0498

cool story bro.

phdonme

I think you mean "Fucking, nasty story brah"

6_Crack_rocks

#2 When you realize you brought home Cujo instead of Fluffy

thedude325

Most badass guard dog ever…

Lawrence

#28 Except Dwight isn't dumb enough to want to build a colony on the moon…

jasgat66

You sure about that Lawrence?… That's a total Dwight thing… He wood make the moon his own personal beet farm…

Herp McDerp

wood he?

jasgat66

Yes, I believe he wood.

footwear specialist

I would love to see a moon colony.

phdonme

Actually "Newt" is just jumping on the bandwagon. US already plans on trying to be there by 2020 because Russia is trying to commercially mine the moon for Helium-3 I believe Elon Musk or Richard Branson will be spear heading the space flight. Just a FYI

Smack

Dumb like Stephen Hawking…who has been quoted as saying that humans need to look to establish colonies beyond the earth to ensure the species' survival?

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Shit, even ignoring that how else would America possibly get an edge again. Set up a mining colony and all resources here get cut in price that are available there. For example, say diamonds are on the moon or mars or whatever, when that is discovered the people, a company or otherwise, would have an available source that is untapped. Even basic rocks are still valuable because they are, you know from space. Sure it would be a heavy investment at fist, but it would pay off in the long run.

Shawn

#4 Don't care. Already had sex.

Si1entStatic

Nice shoes wanna three way?

All methed up

Somebody please tell me what #10 is from and #11 cannot be good at all for your body they probably stain your lungs or something

dochandy

but think of how pretty your lungs will be.

TracerBullet_PI

Die young and leave a rainbow stained corpse.

dochandy

exactly, my friend. exactly…

Johnny Two Toes

But think of how amazing photoshop is, you can just shop out the stains.

9485

you mean like marijuana?

Leonel_LyL

#10 is from the Pink Panther movie.

dave

#27

Cool she can suck your balls while doing her doggystyle…win!

Chris_Mason

Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow

Underbaker

You know how I know that I can be sick, my second thought was handcuffs.

Wolfpack Steve

#7 scared me

Starling

It puts the lotion in the basket.

that_dude_b

#7 JACKPOT!

EasternCanuck

#16 TIMBER!!!!

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#24
Time spent doing that shit is time missed in the kitchen.

ThatGuy

Implying this couldn't be done in the kitchen.

SARmedic

#5 had me laughing for a week straight, no shit.

Handy

wrong. there was shit.

Just Sayin'

and it was posted today, so he couldn't have laughed for a week straight.

Overall, a very incorrect sentence

Toba

It's from Hall Pass bro. So, grats on that foot in your mouth.

jugs mctits

you can't be that stupid……

MonkeyMadness

Geez, is her asshole on her back?

ThatGuy

Isn't everybody's?

Amigo

#20 Awesome pic

amigone

Trust Fall!

http://twitter.com/mcraephoto @mcraephoto

#14 MERICA! F Yeah

Sarex

Until you need to service them… Then it's oh shit!

http://twitter.com/mcraephoto @mcraephoto

I never really thought about it like that…

Sarex

It's why they are no longer made.

Si1entStatic

Couldn't Stop laughing at #5. His reaction is golden.
This is what happens when you binge drink on Burrito night.

Unfkngblvbl

#24 since I'm learning how to braid my daughter's hair………….MIND BLOWN

Cat

Wait until you get to French braiding and Dutch braiding. That shit alone will blow your mind! Hopefully she'll learn how to do difficult stuff like this when she doesn't need your help anymore! lol

Skeez

You better not be a dude, or else you lost your man card.

the credible hulk

real men braid their daughter's hair. Got my man card punched when I did my step daughter's hair and her father wouldn't. I became the most amazing human in the world at that point.

DaveF

First of all, since he's just now learning how to braid hair, it probably is a dude.

Second, if I had a daughter, I'd be braiding hair, picking flowers, watching My Little Pony, having the best goddamn tea parties, and I'd know every single one of her dollies by name, you better fucking believe it. When you have a daughter, it's part of being a man.

uhhh

when you relize all the shit your going to hear after the pats lose in the super bowl and all you did was talk shit on the chive…oh shit

Underbaker

That is so two days ago, get over it.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#27
There ya go, stuf. She's waiting for you.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#16
If a drunk falls while pissing and there is someone there to record it, does it fly around the web forever & a day?

Si1entStatic

#15 Silly rebel, don't you know that shooting with the bayonet attached may look cool but it makes you less accurate…..
"shit, I can't hit nothing. Zamire Shoot the rockets at them!"

http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

#24 i cant even make a french braid.. shameful..
#4 i gots thos choos! *giggles*

JRK

Mitt Romney = Jim Halpert

Morgan Freeman

Mitt Romney < Jim Halpert

dochandy

#17 at first i was like…

Simon

… making a bunch of family movies!

Andre

What black people can't make family movies?? Fuckin racist ass bitch!!!!!!

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