If Smudge could choose a career, he might choose becoming spelunker. Why? Because he likes to burrow in blankets. However, he is an elitist spelunker. He will only burrow in Adam’s blankets. Whenever I lift my covers and attempt to coax him in lovingly, he gets a bit interested and excited, comes about an inch from the blankets, realizes it’s not Adam and goes away. Jerk. I just want a little cat heater under my blankets. Adam gets super hot and doesn’t need you, Smudgey. I guess Smudge just wants to be warm, too. I said it once and I’ll say it again. Jerk.

This scanner weird (I think I impatiently lifted the scanner lid too soon; big surprise, huh?) but I think it looks good since he’s going into a cave. Serendipity!