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Omegle

With Omegle you connect to some stranger and chat with that person.
Just click "Start a Chat" and let the fun begin
And post the convo

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: is this real live?
Stranger: real life or really live?
You: real live
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I knew it!
You: This is a bot
Stranger: what
Stranger: YOU'RE a bot!
You: Oh i hate these pre-programmed answers
You: man thewy should design a better auto talking bot
Stranger: hey i've seen that answer before!
Stranger: bottttt
You: omg
You: bot
You: 2 bots talking with eachother??
You: this is madness
Stranger: UNIVERSE IMPLODES
You: i mean spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: THE BOTS, THEY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
You: THEN WE WILL BOT IN THE SHADE

This was pretty fun. This stranger was pretty freindly. My mom told me not to talk to strangers but this was awsome, in a boring way.

This conversation is LONG I warned you.

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bloop!
You: blooper
Stranger: :O
Stranger: TOUCHE!
You: are you a real person?
Stranger: blooperpotamus?
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: that's a very metaphysical question
Stranger: but i'm pretty sure!
You: what the hell is that
Stranger: yes.
You: oh ok
You: uhhh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: SO
You: sooo
Stranger: favourite fish?
Stranger: don't say dolphin
Stranger: DON'T DO IT
You: umm
You: umm
Stranger: QUICK!
Stranger: omg, *panics*
You: shark
Stranger: oh hey, that's a pretty good answer
Stranger: but what kind of shark?
You: thx
You: oh um
You: hammerhead shark
Stranger: haha, thoe are funny looking
Stranger: ANSWER ACCEPTED
Stranger: now i guess you get to ask me one
You: ummm
Stranger: 'it's the rules or something.
You: ok
You: how did you find this website
Stranger: quickly though, there is abandy-legged old man in the woods killing a squirrel every time conversation lulls too long
Stranger: he's mean.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: it was on a forum i read
You: me too
Stranger: and some of the conversations posted were funny ;D
You: really
Stranger: and i am bored
Stranger: ERGO!
You: me too
You: metoo
You: what forum
Stranger: forumopolis
You: uhh
You: ok
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: it is ok.
You: i came here from mangashare
Stranger: so, i have a bag of m&ms here i don't want
Stranger: oic!
You: oh thx
Stranger: never heard of it, but, anyways, GOOD. GOOD.
Stranger: yeah nps
You: sticks hand threw computer
Stranger: i am a bit hung over and the idea of m&ms makes me feel ill :x
You: grabs m&m
Stranger: thats a neat trick
You: thx
You: I learned in a dream
Stranger: oh wait, i just realised you asked a question
Stranger: OK!
Stranger: do you keep socks in pairs?
You: no
Stranger: phew
You: mine always dissapear
Stranger: people who do that are WEIRD.
Stranger: oh yeah, same
Stranger: all the godamn time
You: wow
Stranger: i swear i buy like 6 pairs every time i go shopping
Stranger: and somehow i end up with 3 socks after a week
You: you are a freindly stranger
Stranger: and one is a sock i don't even own!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you're not too bad yourself ;D
Stranger: the last 3 strangers i got
You: thx
You: yea
You: and
Stranger: were either R U FEMALE AND RUSSIAN????
You: oh
Stranger: or
Stranger: jut disconnected
Stranger: withotu saying a word!
You: hahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: i don't thinki smell bad enough to scare people off the internets D:
Stranger: or at least, i hope not.
You: lmao
Stranger: right, so, where was i
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: socks, been there discussed that
Stranger: i forgotted.
Stranger: HMM
Stranger: what other pithy yet mostly meaningless subjects need to be covered
You: i dont know
Stranger: ok, TOMATOES : awesome, or awesomest?
You: i dont know
Stranger: :O
Stranger: you don't like tomatoes?
You: umm
You: there ok
Stranger: oh, ok. i guess, being ambivalent about tomatoes is ok
You: but i like other things
Stranger: but people who actually dislike them are CLEARLY ALIENS
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: name one!
Stranger: quick!
You: umm
You: ummmmm
You: Tv
Stranger: TV?
You: Yup
Stranger: tv is the devil!
Stranger: actually
Stranger: some shows are good
You: what really
Stranger: but mostly it's a giant poopfactory
You: i see
Stranger: house md! is good
Stranger: and.. futurama.
Stranger: HMM
Stranger: simpsons is ACCEPTABLE but, a tad old these days
You: well
You: i like Time Warp
Stranger: time warp hey. never heard of it
You: WHat
Stranger: american cable thinger i guess?
You: are you seriuos
Stranger: yep!
Stranger: DEAD SERIOUS
You: you have to get a dose of it and fast'
Stranger: hmm, ok i guess i could torrent an episode or two :p
You: It shows everything in slow motion
Stranger: IT'S ON THE LIST
Stranger: everything?
You: well
You: ill give you a list
Stranger: hokay!
You: the process of busting a water balloon

You: A punch to a face
Stranger: ohh right, i've seen a fair few of those time lapse vids
You: ahhh
Stranger: i think i've seen the face punch one
Stranger: PEW right in the chops, the way the face deforms is pretty awesome
You: yea pretty cool
Stranger: i should move
Stranger: one day
Stranger: off this chair
Stranger: it is something to ponder
Stranger: it's too comfy though
You: same here
Stranger: i'm trapped by it's comfyness gravity well
Stranger: yawn! i should maybe sleep some more
Stranger: or possibly
Stranger: throw a jar of peanut butter in the pool
You: my mom told me not to talk to strangers but this is great'
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: it is oddly compelling
Stranger: particularly when bored.
You: yea
You: or sleepy
Stranger: OR THAT
Stranger: or both
You: judging by your posts are you about 20
Stranger: BLEEPY
You: or 10
Stranger: yes! well, add an 8 and, yeah.
Stranger: OLD AS THE HILLS
Stranger: wait, probably older
Stranger: most of the hills here are probably only like, 16
You: wait 18 or 28
Stranger: 28!
You: whaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: oh yes, that could have been momentarily confusing
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: it sneaks up on you
Stranger: FOR REALS
You: whaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: one day you're like, 17
You: wow
Stranger: and then, POW!
Stranger: you're older
Stranger: and you go.. HEY WHO WHAT
You: wow
Stranger: how did that happen? and you don't remember
Stranger: but, it did
Stranger: somehow!
Stranger: possibly due to being drunk a lot
Stranger: HMM!
You: I didnt know how talking to a grown up would be much fun
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you know that dumb thing they say?
Stranger: how adults are just big kids?
Stranger: it's true :p
You: guess my age
Stranger: THERE ARE JUST A LOT OF BORING KIDS
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: HMM
You: achoo
Stranger: well, i'm guessing by the WHAAAA
Stranger: bless you!
You: thx
Stranger: maybe.. 15?
You: what
You: im exactly 15 going on 16 in novemember
Stranger: educated guess!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i was close!
You: wow
You: that was close
Stranger: you have to be young to WHHAAAA that much about 28 :p
Stranger: but not too young because you can use a keyboard
You: lol
Stranger: well!
You: hmmm
Stranger: hmmm indeed!
Stranger: it's too humid here
You: humid?
Stranger: you can't control weather at all can you?
You: nope
You: soo
You: sooooo

You: Hello mortal
Stranger: hi immortal
You: How is life there on earth?
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: how is life there on sky?
You: Awesome. Elvis is through a party later on today.
Stranger: that's cool
Stranger: see you when i die
Stranger: kisses

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: Hello Chuck
You: I Know What You Did
Stranger: what, fucked your mom up the throat?
You: Be Afraid Chuck
You: Be Afraid
Stranger: i'll do it again
Stranger: and again and again
You: Hannah Montanas' Gonna Rap You If You Do
You: Mwa Ha Ha