Laundry Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old laundry quotes, laundry sayings, and laundry proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.

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Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colour.

Anonymous

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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.

Barbara Dale

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Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music.

Gioacchino Rossini

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The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

Joseph Smith, Jr.

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No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I'm starting to think its self-breeding.

Anonymous

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Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.

W Somerset Maugham

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No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.

Patty Duke

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Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.

Sally Forth

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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter

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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Anonymous

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The nearest one came to a tumble dryer was if the laundry basket was dropped on the way to the washing-line and then the whole lot went tumbling down the drive.

Ann Patras

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A good time here is going to Rite Aid. A big Sunday is doing your laundry.

Whit Lesure

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