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THE BROWNSTONE SPIRE

Welcome to THE BROWN STONE SPIRE. Have a nice time grovelling in the dirt.
THE BROWN STONE SPIRE is a malevolent entity beyond primitive human concepts such as morality, and it tempts the most desperate citizens of Night Vale, offering solutions to their problems in exchange for terrible, unspeakable costs.
THE BROWN STONE SPIRE is brought to you by Wendy's.