Is Your Prof A Racist?

At Queens we pride ourselves on being the pinnacle of political correctness. With this great achievement comes the great responsibility of maintaining this safe place and educating those less informed. However sometimes this alone is not enough and the issue must be dealt with directly, this article will help you, my fellow students, determine one of the most important Questions…. Is My Professor A Racist?1) Do they continuously put one student on the spot?

Yes: 1 pts.

2) Is that student a visible minority?

Yes: 5 pts.

3) Is that student a non-visible minority? (regardless of whether the prof could have possibly known)

Yes: 6 pts.

4) Does He/She/One/They/Yo/Elverson/Spivak/Humanist/Per/Thon/Jee/Jeir/Jem/Ve/Xe/Ze/Mer/Zhe/Zhim often state the nationality of every individual mentioned?

Yes: 7 pts.

5) Does the individual refer to employees as ‘The help’?

Yes: 3 pts.

6) Do they refer to ‘The Help’ as “that movie with the black people”?

Yes: 3 pts.

7) How old are they?

>25 : 0 pts.

25-35: 1 pts.

36-49: 2 pts.

50-80: 3 pts.

81+ : 5 pts.

8) Are They a visible minority?

Yes: -10 pts.

9) Do they only eat the white part of the Oreo’s?

Yes: 7 pts.

10) Do they dress up as a “ghost” every Halloween or Tuesday?

Yes: 15 pts.

11) Do they frequently talk about their good friends Donald Sterling and Paula Dean?

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