Paris Hilton Was The Undisputed Queen Of 'Burning Man' In Tight Leotards And Lots O' Sparkle

For those of you unaware of what Burning Man is, don't worry — we'll be sure to explain that shortly. For now, we're going to talk about how absolutely smokin' hot Paris Hilton is. This fact isn't exactly a surprise, as we've talked about it many-a-time, but we do like to remind our audiences for good measure. If you're already one of Hilton's 7.4 million Instagram followers than you know what we're talking about. Paris attended Burning Man this past weekend adorned in tiny leotards, sparkles, and what appears to be a major love affair with the desert. Then again, she was likely on something — I mean, it's Burning Man, who isn't?

Okay, okay, now we'll tell you what Burning Man is. According to Wikipedia—

"Burning Man is an annual gathering that takes place at Black Rock City—a temporary city erected in the Black Rock Desert in Nevada. The event is described as an experiment in community and art, influenced by 10 main principles: "radical" inclusion, self-reliance, and self-expression, as well as community cooperation, civic responsibility, gifting, decommodification, participation, immediacy, and leaving no trace."

Sounds pretty damn awesome if you ask me and frankly, it screams, "Paris Hilton." If nothing else, she's always danced to the beat of her own drunk in Hollywood. She wears what she pleases, says what she pleases, and creates iconic Pop Culture catch phrases as she pleases which, to be fair, is hot. Go ahead and take a look, Gentleman!