I apologize in advance for this blog post that no one ever understands (it seems).

When you tell a joke or make a pun about pencils in your dream you’re like Oh My God that will totally make a genius tweet worth 1000 RTs and then I can sell it to comedians and it will be a big hit and go on TV and shit and then you will get so much money just selling puns about pencils before you go back to dream about some other awesome jokes that will make you million dollars. I’m not even kidding, dream is the best job ever , except that you don’t even have to work because dream DOES the work for you, and i can’t believe i have only discovered it now! Imagine the kind of money i could have made? I am going to quit being a blogger now. It’s nice knowing all of you.