The Ruritanean Kingdom of Zoastria has long been a place of mystery and wonder.

The recent appointment of David Lawrence as the Zoastrian Ambassador has meant that for the first time there is a spokesman able to shed light on the bizarre festivals, extraordinary occurences and moments of odd hilarity which comprise the average Zoastrian day.

You can follow the Ambassador's regular postings on the tales and legends, feasts and follies of Zoastria by subscribing towww.facebook.com/zoastria