24 Reasons Larry David’s Daughter Should Get With Me

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Cazzie, I realize you aren’t single, but that’s okay. I actually think it’s amazing you’re dating that one guy from Saturday Night Live, you know, the only cast member without a role in Ghostbusters. But even more so than his fame as the emaciated guy from the Bieber roast, I think it’s a true showing of your character that you’re with him. It takes a deeply compassionate person to be with someone stricken with AIDS. But anyway, if you want a man who’s never swallowed Lorne Michaels, here are 24 reasons I’m the right choice: