Soccer’s not gonna win any American fans with this one. This is Emerson Acuna of Colombia’s Atletico National, blatantly offsides, falling down without a defender anywhere near him. And the referee awards him a penalty kick.

Having been a soccer referee before, I can assure you, the only possible way you can make such a horrible call is if you’ve been paid off in advance. And keep in mind this is Colombia. If you’re a soccer ref it’s only a matter of weeks until you get knifed anyway. May as well make some cash before you go down.