You know, there is nothing quite like rereleasing new old things with a new old name and then trying to act like they're new. They're not—yet they are depending on who you are.

While I'm sure that less than one percent of the total human population knows me, there is also 99.5% of a human population that doesn't even know I exist. I'm targeting them, but I'm writing to you, the .05%. Confusing? Where are these percentages coming from? Yeah, I confuse me too, and I have no idea—it's just math. But, let's proceed anyway. Just act like you understand this half-wit-crossed-eyed buffoon putting one word in front of another like they mean something. He's got a good heart. I promise. Pat him on his head, give him a cookie, and he's back to typing. Delicious cookie, by the way.

So, I made this video with my friends. It was under the name The Hawkline Monster. But, I went back to using my own name, Mike Vitale. So, I had to re-upload it to my new old Youtube channel: www.youtube.com/mikevitalemusic

I took down the old video, which had a lot of views. I don't want to have two videos for the same thing. That's confusing—like this blog entry. So, I'm going to donate my old new Youtube Channel and its contents to science. Wait, Science just got back to me, and said, "we're good," so scratch that last sentence.

I'm following suit with all of my online streaming services as well. This may take a week or two to fully happen. I'll let you know when I get 'er done.

In the meanwhile, I appreciate your patience. You can find anything and everything concerning me at Mike Vitale Music. When I play by myself or with myself, I am Mike Vitale. When I've got all my friends playing in the band with me, like this video above, we are Mike Vitale and The Hawkline Monster. The cast of musicians playing with me in the studio and at live shows, is a revolving door or awesomeness and I am grateful for their immense talent and wonderful hearts. Every song I write is only as good as the people playing them with me, and these guys are amazing. My undying gratitude to them for our friendship and epic musical orgies. I would compare us to the movie "Caligula," but I've never seen that movie, so it would be coming from a place of ignorance if I did—so I won't.