The deepest shame is felt the morning after such a sinful feast. I am surely damned to hell for what I've done under the influence of The Beast. So many calories... so late at night......

HEY WOW, I'm doing THREE CONVENTIONS IN A ROW in May! The first one is this weekend (May 4-6) in Seattle, a horror convention called Crypticon that you should all go to so I don't have to lug a whole bunch of books up to Canada for my next convention, TCAF in Toronto from May 12-13. And you should also go to that one because I'll be premiering some very cute dinosaur pins you won't wanna miss! And the weekend after that I'll be over in Vancouver for VanCAF from May 19-20 to wrap up this convention marathon. Come and see me pleeease!

Also, in case you ain't heard, I'm a cool big shot who has another graphic novel coming out this year, the next book in the Earth Before Us series, Ocean Renegades! It's all about the creatures that lived in the Paleozoic, the time before the dinosaurs, and how they came to conquer the land. It's got fish, it's got fish but with legs, it's got fish that aren't even fish. What more could you want in a book?

ALSO, will you be at Crypticon in Seattle from May 4-6, or perhaps TCAF in Toronto from May 10-12, or perhaps VanCAF in Vancouver from May 19-20? I will be at all those places with a new collection fo mini comics as well as a print edition of The Door In The Kitchen so you should come see me!

Look, if they re-attach the arm it's just gonna be a whole thing, I'm sure the doctors have better things to do, I don't need two whole arms anyway.

But what I DO need is for you to pre-order my new book and also come see me at Emerald City Comic-Con this weekend!! The book is the next in the Earth Before Us series, Ocean Renegades. It's all about the Paleozoic (the time before the dinosaurs) and features many wild and wacky creatures from the earliest days of animal life.

And if you're interested in the first book in the series, Dinosaur Empire, you can buy it on Amazon or even get it in PERSON if you come see me at ECCC this weekend! I'll be on the skybridge at booth 1102 with TopatoCo, and I will have a bunch of books and also cookies. I'll also be on a Women In Horror panel on March 4th at 1:15 pm, you WON'T wanna miss it. See you there!

Heyo!! It has been a while, my poor dear friends. I've been locked away for several months working on the next installment in the Earth Before Us series, Ocean Renegades. But now that's done, so here, have a big ol bunch of comics from last week's Hourly Comics Day!

Also hey, I'll be at Emerald City Comic-Con in just a few weeks, so y'all should come see me on the skybridge (booth 1102) in Seattle from March1-4th if you want you some sweet comics. I'll even be on a panel about women in horror at 1:15 on March 4th! SEE YOU THERE, SQUARES

Also also, I have been posting little comics like these to Patreon with more regularity than I update here, in case you need your little autobio fix~~

Additionally, I've been working on the next book in the Earth Before Us series, which is going into inks this week, so I will once again be swallowed by projects I can't yet share. That means updates still won't be back for a little while, I'm afraid! But it also means there'll be another Earth Before Us next year, so that's a pretty good trade-off.

For the full effect, please read the old man's voice in the most Southern Gentlemanly voice you can imagine.

So I posted this comic online the other day

Then I received this strange tweet from the renowned purveyor of Office Supplies, Staples:

Naurally, I sent them a DM. And they asked for my home address, which I gave them, because I do not fear death. Anyway I'm sure they'll soon send their representative to administer the Deal, and that's fine, people die all the time, it's totally fine. How did that story end anyway? I've only seen the movie and it kind of fell apart after the first few minutes. I'm sure it ended happily.

Anyway I'm sure this is exactly what they wanted me to do but that's too bad because I thought this was a fun idea for a comic, and if they've made a corporate shill out of me, at least I get some sort of Office Supply out of it.