The truth

I was afraid that any of my limbs that were hanging off the bed at night would be chopped off by some sort of large guillotine. Related: I was and still am afraid of dying on the toilet. It's a legitimate fear. B|

Unrelated, and to those of you who are following my userpic updates (even though I find that kind of stalkerish): I'm not sorry for what I just did. I warned you.