Excuse me, what?

daher:
haw does he gs where he wants he gs i dan' t get it what if he' s " a hill
and he starts mulling ' and ' and faster and faster AND FASTER
AND ND ONE DAN KEEP " , HIM AND THEN HE GOES OFF OF A
RAMP AND HITS A man AND WINS GUILD IN THE It GAMES

Two things told me this was edited.
The obvious fact that there's no support on the back side of his body, if he had no legs they'd put the canvas over his whole underside to support him (not to mention this wouldn't even work regardless, as pointed out in the post).