Kate Hudson’s almost nipple slip at AMAs

While presenting at the American Music Awards, Kate Hudson narrowly avoided flashing one of her tiny nips to millions of viewers last night. Fortunately her complete and total lack of breasts averted a disaster that would’ve probably caused Nicole Kidman to shatter into a million pieces just from making a facial expression. “Heavens me, there’s her nipple. Slowly smile. Slowly. Slowly. Easy. No laughing.. teehee.” *CRASH SHATTER DUST*

it’s funny because if kate hudson ever gave you a chance (which would never happen) you would feel like a god. personally, I think a woman who is in shape and flat looks much better than a fat, lazy bitch with huge boobs. it says a lot about their personality, and yours if you judge people on their breast size. and no, I’m not flat. THANKYAAAAAAAAAAAA

What purpose in a natural world does a titless whore serve? Oh I get it you can stick your penis in Kate’s anus. Doesn’t sound very…sanitary. I love how some of the over the hill and under the radar ugly sluts here defend this mammary free mammmal.