Guy Quotes

No guy is worth crying over ~ and if you find one that is, he will never make you cry.

A million words would not bring you back ~ I know because I’ve tried. A million words would not bring you back ~ I know because I’ve cried.

Should I smile because you’re my friend Or cry cuz that’s all you’ll ever be?

Life without you is like a broken pencil, there’s no point.

There are men out there who have everything and give you nothing. Then there are guys out there who have close to nothing but can give you everything.

Forget the times he walked by, forget the times he made you cry, forget the times he spoke your name, remember now you’re not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, forget the sweet things if you can, forget the times and don’t pretend, remember now he’s just your friend.

Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile, someone who finds your presence worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it’s true: somewhere someone is thinking of you.

Take the time to get to know me, if you want me why can’t you just show me. We’re always on this roller coaster, if you want me just move a little closer.

Two halves make a whole. That’s how I feel about us. I was only half a person until you came along.

Guys are like…. coke, nice when they’re fizzy but a bit boring when they go flat!

Guys are like….. rollercoasters, the up and downs are fun but its horrid when its over!

Guys are like…..Beanie babies. They’re cheap,their heads are full of stuffing,and the really cute ones are hard to find.

Guys are like..Slinkies. Aren’t really good for much but you can’t help but laugh when you see one fall down the stairs.

Guys are like..Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Guys are like..Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Guys are like..Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Guys are like..Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.

Guys are like..Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Guys are like..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Guys are like..Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Guys are like..Place mats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

Guys are like..Used cars. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

Guys are like..Crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right through them.

Friends are forever, guys are for whenever, so when worse comes to worse, my girls come first.

Nothing is more painful then realising he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.

I wasn’t kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt.

God made coke god made pepsi god made (guy’s name) so darn sexy!

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs.

Star light ….Star bright ….Where the heck is Mr. Right?

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart.

It’s a girls’ world and guys just live in it!

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin, hey check that guy who just walked in!

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars you light up my life when things get dark.

What’s the difference between boy’s soccer and girl’s soccer? Oh yeah, girls make it look better!!

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Well if i called the wrong number, why’d you answer?

I wish I may, I wish I might, be the one you wish for tonight.

It’s quality not quantity.

Don’t be a guy. The world is full of guys. Be a MAN.

When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn’t he taken?

Guys are pigs …… and of course I always get the runt.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

When a girl loves a guy…the sweetest thing in the world.. ..is to hear him admit that he treasures her.

I am just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love me.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

He looked me deeply in the eyes. He lied and said “I won’t make u cry”, and when I thought it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

The only guy a girl can trust is her DADDY…….. guys you have BIG shoes to fill because my DADDY will sure be hard to beat.

Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya.

East to the sea, west to the lands, death to the girl who touches my man.

A girl and a guy can be just friends, but at one point or another they will fall for each other..Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.

Guys are like a piece of gum, when they lose their flavour, you pop in a new one.

Boys are great, every girl should have one.

You will wonder where he is at night, you will wonder if he’s true. One moment you will be happy, one moment you will be blue.

Boys never give their hearts away. They play us girls for fools. They wait until we give our hearts. And then they play it cool..

I ran into my ex the other day…. put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!

The opposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else.

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