I only speak the truth. I've always spoken the truth on this thread. It's my sole goal and duty to denounce the evil durian, cabbage, cardboard, cheese propaganda, and teach people to stop worrying and love the pineapple. Trust me, I'm a Doctor. Strangelove

Believe it or not guys, there is an animated movie by Studio Ghibli that is dedicated to hating Pineapples.

Yes, the entire movie is about how pineapples ruined a little girl's life.

Here is the trailer:

^ You are gonna fit right in my friend.

Just look at the poor little girls miserable expression @ 0.33 seconds is already extremely telling of how god awful that pineapple is. Poor thing being forced fed by her family without the will to freely choose. Just brings tears to these pepper shaker eyes of mine, damn this cardboard is all wet now. T_T OH THE HUMANITY THE HORROR!!!

I am sure Twinkie and the likes are in the same predicament as well, but just didn't want to admit it in fear of getting disowned by their families. This Pineapple dictatorial regime has got to be stopped so we can liberate those pineapple freaks from their pineapple stockholm syndrome. We truly are at the forefront of an important and honorable crusade here folks, so proud of ya'll!!!

Now he's making up words. Someone stop him before he gets ahead of himself.

^ That was some dusty pic which wasn't able to fully nor accurately convey the true atrocious nature of the pineapple as the trailer above so aptly did. So it's a oldie but still a relevant goodie. One might go as far to say that that was a classic factual tail of the insidious pineapple.

Words ain't the only thing i can make up. But complete bull_ish as well.

Yes, the entire movie is about how pineapples ruined a little girl's life.

Obviously a beat-up.

The girl couldn't tell the difference between a pineapple and a block of cheddar.

Hence, the pineapple gets blamed by an error of mis-identification.

Pineapples still rule over bovine protein blocks. LIESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Yeppp no doubt that poor lil' girl was bullied cuz she wasn't willing to ingest that nasty pineapple. Judging by that painful expression as she took a bite of that pineapple it was painfully obvious that that was not the 1st time she was beat-up and forced to do so a horrible thing.

... say no to the force fed of pineapples AND its propaganda of LIES!!!

... that godly durian should help in the b@lls area for you pineapple bullies.