Friday, October 10, 2008

A Basic Issue of Fairness

"Honey?""Yes?""Have you had coffee-cup circles on your breast all day?"" . . . . ""Did someone set their drink on it? Do you not at least demand that people use coasters?""It's not from a coffee cup! You know that little bleach cup thing on the washing machine?""I can't wait for this. This is going to be epic. This will be-""Yeah, great, whatever. Anyway, I leaned over and I put my boob in the bleach cup, and I guess it left circles on my shirt, but I didn't know until I got to school.""Uh . . . okay.""Shut up.""Look, I'm not mad at you or anything. And I don't care about the shirt. I just think it's a little unfair that the washing machine gets more second-base action than I do.""The washing machine is a lot better at shutting up.""Oh, that is indeed going up on the blog."