There are only maybe a handful of supermodels over the years who have been able to get away with using one name: Gisele. Twiggy. Iman. Now you can add “Kendall” to that list because 18-year-old Kendall Jenner is dropping her last name. You see, Kendall is a Very Important Model now, and therefore no longer professionally associates with the family of parasites that essentially put her in the public eye to begin with and are therefore responsible for her having a modeling career at all.

The 18-year-old reality star will go by “Kendall” for all of her modeling work. Jenner’s agency, The Society Management, already has her headshot labeled under the mononym.

“Everyone’s making that such a big deal and I’ve actually been going by Kendall since last season,” Jenner told E! News

You know, Kim Kardashain takes a lot of credit for being the biggest a-hole of the Karadashian-Jenner faction, but at just the tender age of eighteen, Kendall Jenner is poised to eclipse the entire lot of them. Between blowing the name of the very band she was supposed to be introducing at the Billboard Music Awards earlier this year, throwing money in a waitresses face (then threatening to sue her) and now, being too important to have a last name while still a teenager — she has all of the makings of a total megalomaniac. It’s terrifying to think that Kim Kardashian might not be the worst thing Kris Jenner has unleashed upon the world.

“Here are some more music vermin, who’s mothers we wish had had medical plans that included abortion: These singers who think they’re so special, they only need 1 name. Bono ,Sting, Jewel, Tiffany, Prince. What a crock of shit. Get a fucking last name would’ya please? I’ve got a good 2 word name for ya PRETENTIOUS COCKSUCKER!! How d’ya like that Bono, Sting, Cher. It’s not bad enough the music sucks but with no last name you can’t find out where they live to throw a fucking bomb through their window”.

“It’s terrifying to think that Kim Kardashian might not be the worst thing Kris Jenner has unleashed upon the world.” This immediately made me think of the whore of Babylon from the book of revalations. According to scripture, the whore rides a beast comprising seven heads. If you interpret each of her birthed as a head, then you’re only at six. Which is quite fortunate.

She wanted to change her name to Kendall Kardashian but her mom wouldn’t let her. “We don’t want to dilute the Kardashian brand,” she said. “That name means something, and if we let just anyone use it, it won’t be so special. In fact, I’m getting a court injunction so Rob Kardashian has to change his name to Rob Marfashian.”