Whatever happened to the All-American image of Barbie? Recently announced is Twilight Barbie, based on the popular teen vampire-romance books by Stephanie Meyer. I guess the undead have become as wholesome and American as mom and apple pie. What’s next — H.P. Lovecraft Barbie? Night of the Living Dead Barbie?

Come to think of it, I would buy either of those before I’d pick up the Twilight dolls. Come on, Mattel, as long as you’re whoring her out anyway…