Thursday, September 8, 2011

Hey, guys! Today we'd like to invite you all to step into our time machine. Yes, I know it’s cardboard, wiseass, just hold your tongue (and your farts, please) and make room for everybody else, because we’re about to travel back to that monumental day when Bryan and I first met. Long before we would become blasphemous, beer-swilling bards, we were just two odd little boys sitting in a Catholic Catechism class…

Christ, that brought memories of lunatics in black, penance on my knees in the corridor, the beatings, the going to hell speeches, body of christ, throwing chairs, catholic brother meltdowns, luckily I was an ugly large child.....Christ, I need a moment.

hahaha. So funny.Looks like Jesus united you both in Church predicting the future.And Brandon had facial hair when he still had his actionfigure toy in his hand?So, passing out didnt start in bars. May the lord forgive you both for such blasphemy.

I like how even as kids you had sideburns and stubble. Congrats on finishing the novella too guys. I hadn't considered the idea that the easter rabbit might be Jesus as some sort of bunny wereworlf. My mind is blown.

Aw man, I remember actually getting kicked out of class by my religion teacher for telling him that Jesus must have been a zombie! He was not amused and by the look in his eye, he really wanted to bring back corperal punishment because of it!

Ohh well, quite interesting kids. Bryan was rocking the mullet and had an ALF doll but Brandon had his rough look even as a kid with a TMNT doll. Brandon the smart one, Bryan the eloquent comedic genius. I always thought you were brothers though hahaha i guess you weren't.I thought that beer of the day was going to be yoohoo milk or something :P

Blasphamy, a word used way too much in private schools! My suggestion was that we build the biggest cross during Christmas to get more people to think our church was awesome. So I was all "lets just nail these 2X4's together and put them in front of the church" My mom got called and there was a meeting. They used the word Blasphamous and I was like 9.

This idea must be pitched to George A. Romero! I'd love to see what that man could do with a brain sandwich eating zombie werebunny, a very distraught (and understandably so) priest and two very odd little boys drunk off communal wine. Quite the imagination, and I can't believe I haven't heard this zombie idea before! Thanks for a new perspective.

How cute were you two?!I'm all in for drinking at school... can't manage a day without it. I'm giving away 10 house points to the kid that can steal the bottle of Rose from my office without me knowing!

I'm scared that if I laugh at Werebunny Jesus, I may get stuck down with lightning...

These animations must have taken a while. I could tell that a lot more thought was put into this set when compared to the prior ones.(Not to knock the older ones because they were hilarious.) By describing your first meeting with each other with animations, you gave the relationship somewhat of a curious and playful kind of feel. That kind of bond always great to have. Great job on the entry!

looks like jesus just chaulked up another name to his shitlist. welcome aboard guys! find a spot quick because we are running out of room here, and jesus crackers! I was always skeptical of a guy that lets a bunch of assholes feast on his body, and drink his blood, but now it all makes sense! thanks abfts!

OMG! On a break and my coworker is going to wonder why I am shaking w/laughter...and I KID YOU NOT, Mr. RK, who has never been to church in his life (let alone Catholic school), asked me the cannibal/zombie question once. I'm an ex-preacher's kid and I have no answer...

The kiddie you and Bryan drawings are so cute! Look at the innocence in the eyes (and I see that Bryan has a mullet as a kid...).

My brothers had to go to Catholic school (we're not even Christian, but the school was good or something) and they had to sing these songs praising Jesus every morning. They would just fool around and spend time laughing all the time.

Btw, would you guys mind telling us a bit more about what kind of books you are writing? I would love to know more. I have read a lot of the previous posts on this blog (not all of them, but several months), but did not find much about the books.

As a fellow victim of Catholic school, I have to say that this was AWESOME! Although I think my school must have been progressive, because in the third grade when we all decided we were Aliens no one said a thing.

First - that was a lot of comments to scroll through just so I could comment. :)

More importantly, Alf and Leonardo! Yay. Two of my most favourite shows from when I was younger. Plus, the cartoon child versions of you are brilliant.

And, finally, I've never been to Church and I'm not sure I would want to drink anything labelled 'The Blood of Christ' or eat anything called 'the boday of Christ'. It's just a little to intimate and really rather creepy!

um.... couple thoughts...I thought G.I.Joes were for playing with and Barbies were to be tortured. At least on my BBQ they were. But more importantly....where can I get me some special wine that is so good it makes your head dissapear? Thats gotta be crazy good!!!

The very reason why I gave up on catholic church, I could not take their stance on cannibalism (The small portions that they offer are a joke) oh that and I don’t believe in god…if only I had known that there was a Zombie god I might have been a bit more of a believer…