The Little FUPA That Could: Basketball Wives LA Recap, Episode 403

It was the FUPA heard ’round the world! On Basketball Wives LA, everyone was going in. Jackie and Malaysia were still getting into it but then Mehgan and Patrice were getting into it but then Draya and Mehgan were getting into it. All that, and the HBIC of Basketball Wives, Shaunie O’Neal, returned to try and tame this crazy bunch but we’re not sure how well she’s doing.

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Jackie wants to know if Doug told Malaysia that his “wife has a big booty.” -_-

Doug tells Jackie the he defended her honor. Jackie decides she’s going to try and sit down with Malaysia.

Did Jackie just basically say that Doug’s a minute man now?

Shaunie O’Neal is back and is celebrating the big 4-0. Jackie tells Shaunie that a woman’s sex drive increases and she can go longer but that a man is more like a little kid again. Shaunie says Doug’s gonna be mad at Jackie.

Malaysia’s face when Jackie called her Laquisha

Malaysia meets Jackie for a sorta apology. Malaysia says she is fine being fine with Jackie.

They are just OK.

Jackie has a breakdown and says that her mother saw something special in Malaysia. Malaysia warms up a bit.

They are still NAH friends

Malaysia meets up with Shaunie and explains that Jackie is a cuckoo but she’s totally down to be cordial.