Tuesday, 30 December 2014

To a certain extent, Australia’s jihadist
contribution to the Islamic State cause in Syria and Iraq is a
self-solving problem. Our brave soldiers of Allah are evidently such
incompetent warriors that they are being killed at almost the same rate as they arrive.

“The overall number of Australians currently fighting with or supporting
Islamic extremist groups in Syria and Iraq has remained consistent over
recent months,” ASIO deputy director-general Kerri Hartland told a
Senate hearing earlier this month. “However, this does not reflect a reduction in the number of Australian
travellers. Instead it reflects the relatively high casualty rate for
Australians, with the numbers of new arrivals roughly keeping pace with
the fatalities.”

Keep it up, lads. Danish jihadists may be
slightly more intelligent, not only surviving in greater numbers but
also running back to Denmark after realising that glorious martyrdom is
not a great long-term career choice. This presents obvious problems for
Danish authorities, who besides dealing with an already-agitated Islamic
minority in their small nation – less than one-quarter of Australia’s
population – must now cope with extremists made even crazier by their
Syrian frolics.

Police in the Danish port town of Aarhus have opted for the total wimp approach
with their jihad returnees. “Rather than jail time, they’re given
medical care for their wounds, a therapist for post-traumatic stress,
and even help with homework and job applications. Their parents are also
offered counseling,” reports Public Radio International. So they are actually rewarding Islamic State extremists. It’s a “get ahead by removing heads” jihadi cuddle program.

“We see this as crime prevention,” Jorgen Illum, the police commissioner
in charge of the ridiculous program, told PRI. “We want to prevent
young people from becoming radicalised to an extent that they might be a
threat to the society.”

Considering that they’ve already signed up for warfare, it might be a
little too late to worry about further radicalisation. They’re already
as radicalised as they can be. It might also be doubtful that Danish
therapy and homework assistance can overcome some of the education
programs being run for jihadists in Syria.
The Wall Street Journal‘s Maria Abi-Habib last week revealed the
full horror of Islamic State’s training regimen for new recruits. For
example, children as young as eight are given lessons in beheading –
using captured Syrian soldiers as practice victims.

Abi-Habib spoke with former Islamic State fighter Jomah, who has since
fled for Turkey. The 17-year-old described instructors bringing three
terrified Syrians before the class and calling for volunteers to behead
them."The youngest boys shot up their hands and several were chosen to
participate,"Abi-Habib reports. “Afterward, the teachers ordered the
students to pass around the severed heads.”

“It was like learning to chop an onion,"Jomah recalled. “You grab him by the forehead and then slowly slice across the neck.”

Good luck to any western authorities attempting to recalibrate
blood-drenched graduates from Islamic State’s killbot colleges, although
Jomah himself seems quite unmoved by his introduction to
throat-slashing. “I’d become desensitised by that time,” he said. “The
beheading videos they’d shown us helped.”

That’s nice of them.

Following 45 days of training and a 15-day post grad course, junior
jihais are divided into roles that suit their particular levels of
extremist madness: becoming suicide bombers, joining the battlefield,
guarding military installations or serving as bodyguards. According to a
14-year-old ex-trainee interviewed by Abi-Habib,"the stupid ones were
always chosen for suicide bombers.” Which possibly explains the high
Australian fatality rate.

Those Australians who survive their jihadi holidays and crawl back to our country face less friendly treatment
than is dished out by the Danes. “Obviously you don’t go off fighting
in foreign lands –not as a member of the Australian Defence Force – and
come back and think you are not going to be on our radar,” Queensland
Police Commissioner Ian Stewart said last week. “And that’s because of
the experiences that they have, and the skill set that they pick up by
being involved in fighting elsewhere.”

Stewart continued: “There is a potential for those within the community
to commit terror, a criminal act and I don’t think we can drop our guard
for one second.”

This seems like a realistic approach. Even better, of course, would be
to subject all returnees to the long jail sentences available under new
counter-terrorism laws. Word of these laws is said to have convinced
some jihadists to hide in Syria rather than return home, which is the
best outcome of all.