Down the dark nasty rabbit hole of Rush Limbaugh’s mind is a vast conspiracy to keep the White Man down. I’m pretty confident that he’ll find a way somehow when he can to extol the virtues of Jim Crow because it was a much better system for black people’s benefit. Everything in America went downhill apparently once slavery ended and ladies were let out of the kitchen. Caution: reading this may cause side-splitting laughter, dementia and vomiting. What’s amazing about this confused, pathetic rant is that it’s an attack on both Obama and Clinton supporters. Again, a look into the impending GOP strategy against Obama. Short version: Were it not for affirmative action, a dynamic, intelligent, charismatic black man could never have challenged John McCain for the presidency and it’s all those bra burners’ fault. Call the number at the bottom if you disagree with Racist Rush.

LIMBAUGH: You know, the feminazis forgot one thing. Well, one of the objectives of the feminazis over the last 20, 25 years has been to dominate the public education system so as to remove the competitive nature of boys. You know, there’s a crisis of young man-boy education in the schools. And they did this on purpose, to eliminate male competition in the work force. This is part of feminazi grand plan.

They forgot affirmative action for black guys. And because of that, every bit of their plan has gone up in smoke now, because they — if — they had to come out in favor of affirmative action for black guys, and that’s — see, this is one of the things that really irritates the women. And there are women all over this country fit to be tied — trust me on this. And it’s — one of the things is affirmative action is exactly — it’s, you know, liberals eventually are going to be devoured by their own policies. And it has happened here.

Because Barack Obama is an affirmative action candidate. There’s no question, the way he is being treated by the drive-bys and so forth and so on. The way he’s been puffed up here with the magical, messiah-type message with no criticism allowed.

So, it’s just — they just forgot that one thing: affirmative action for black guys. And if they had remembered to oppose that, then they wouldn’t face the situation they face today.

Greetings, my friends. Welcome back. Rush Limbaugh, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. 800-282-2882 if you want to be on the program today.

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