Maybe Nude = Arrested!

A woman on a train in Utah - yes, Utah again - was taken off a train by the Transit Authority and "questioned" regarding whether she was wearing appropriate leg-coverings. Accusations had been made by other riders that the woman was riding the train without any pants on. Turns out, they were abso-fucking-ly right: she had absolutely no pants on, but she had on a miniskirt that blended in with the long coat she was wearing. She was instead turned over to the Fashion Police, who told her that if it was that freakin' cold, wear a longer skirt.