So i was looking for some fresh meat to hold up and i saw this mexican kat in a rival sneaker crew sellin his kicks on craigslist. So i hit him up and made up fake Facebook and instagram accounts and told him i'd buy his homeboy's kicks for 6 benjamins a piece. Yea i seen him around sneaker events and camp outs all the time. You thinks i care? The brother is soft as hell.

So i tell this kat to come to my secluded house to make the deal and he actually came with his homeboy, what a retard. So my homeboy Tyron runs out with a sawed off shotty and tells em to lay down on the ground. The moment they drop, the mexican homeboy shat his pants and then tried to throw his phone but my homeboy justavo saw and grabbed his blackberry pearl. After seeing that it was in fact a blackberry, he apologized and gave it back. Then we just jack their kicks and burn out leaving them soiled. I heard the homeboy called the po-po and gave them my fake instagram and facebook, what a moron

That pu$$y-ass f@got better not fcuks with us at the next camp outs- sneaker events or malls.