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So I’m going through airport security and the guy says, “Open your briefcase sir.” I flip the snaps, open the lid, and then the guy totally freaks out. I mean he called a supervisor, told me not to move, and was really downright rude about it.

So I say, “Dude, what’s your problem? Don’t you like my clock in a suitcase invention? What are you, anti-science?”

The guy says, “That doesn’t look like a clock.”

I explain, “Well it is. And not only that, but just this morning I converted to Islam, and you know what that means don’t you?”