Around the Water Cooler

"Attention auto dealers in Savannah: Savannah is not filled with morons, although that seems to be who you direct your advertising to."

"Do you think we could get Sonny Perdue to outlaw Christmas gift price gouging?"

"City of Savannah employees are not just complaining because they had a rise in their health-care premiums. We expect that. We are mostly complaining about the loss of quite a few benefits with this new package. How can the city spend millions of dollars on a new parking garage and square, and can't provide their employees with the basic medical benefits?"

"Is the new parking garage and square they just broke ground for in compliance with the American Disabilities Act?"

"In my opinion, those senior-level Armstrong administrators should refund all payments made to the 'corporation.' If the law says they can receive only half pay, these payments should not have been made."

"Less taxation, less litigation, greater energy independence in this country. These are the foundational ideals that Americans and Georgians believe in. Speak up!"

"The quality of electric services and other corporate duties that have been in the past will dissipate drastically. All you have to do is check with past Georgia Power employees or customers in surrounding counties, starting with fewer employees and then dwindling down to office closing, and then quality of service."

"I live in an average home. I use an average amount of electricity. But, my electric bill didn't go up the average $15. It went up a lot more than that."

"I wish someone would explain to me why people buy gallon jugs of water. It's a huge waste of money. Savannah's water is perfectly good."