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Week #11--All About Him Sex-Palooza

In honor of Valentine’s Day I decided to treat my sweetheart (that would be my husband) to three weeks of fun. It’s an all-about-him sex palooza.

Decided to get a male perspective on what men would like. Naturally called on my friend and Sexologist, Dr. Brian Parker, owner of Forever Pleasure.com an on-line high end toy company. Dr. Brian is a tireless advocate who educates people on healthy sex toys. He has a ton of F-R-E-E information on his website to help you make the best educated purchases.

Here’s Dr. Brian’s three picks for us to try:(1) Duet Cock Ring (2) Valentine’s Surprise for my hubby (which I’ll reveal next week because my husband reads this blog and I don’t want to giveaway his ‘big surprise’) And all I can say to my hubby is—“Oh la la…just you wait!”(3) Embrace board game Decided to try the Duet Cock Ring first. I find the term “cock ring” bugs me—almost put me off the idea entirely. Maybe it’s because I’m a gal and I want sexual terminology to be more romantic. But, alas, cock ring is a perfect descriptor of what the device is.

What’s a cock ring?A cock ring is a ring that is placed around the base of a man's penis, primarily to slow the flow of blood from the erect penile tissue, thus maintaining erection for a longer period of time. (I could have put a photo here of an erect penis with a cock ring at it’s base…but somehow I’m not sure how it would go over…)

As well, it decreases male sensitivity so he will last a little longer. When you have a vibrating cock ring, like the Duet, his penis becomes like a human vibrator which ups the fun for both parties.The Duet Cock Rick has the couple’s pleasure in mindMade of incredibly stretchy elastomer with vibrating bullets on the top and bottom for his and her fun. The top vibe stimulates the penis and clitoris, while the bottom vibe stimulates his balls and her perineum. This smart toy can be used with constant vibration or on a touch-sensitive setting where it only vibrates when pressing against the clitoris. So how was the Duet?I liked how the Duet stimulated my clit, but surprisingly, more so I really enjoyed the vibrations on the perineum. It was almost like I bumped into a long lost friend and said, “Hey, I forgot you existed perineum and you feel really nice. Must try to include you a lot more often during sex.”Husband’s rating on the DuetHe gave it a 7.5/ 10. He really like that it made me happy. He also liked how it’s engineered with an on/off option or a touch-sensitive option. However, the elastomer was a bit too stretchy for him—he prefers a snugger fitting cock ring.

1. Derek Jeter

If you get the chance to sleep with Derek Jeter, not only do you get a cool story and a gift basket, but you're also likely to get all of the herpes.

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2. Eminem

Eminem's ex wife alleged that he has trouble getting it up, but it's not like she would have any reason to try and make him look bad publically.

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3. Howard Stern

While he doesn't seem embarassed by it, Howard Stern has pointed out many times that he has a tiny pickle in his sandwich.

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4. Jimmy Kimmel

I feel like, based on his humor, if Jimmy Kimmel had to have a health problem, he's glad it was at least on the silliest part of his body.

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5. Jon Gosselin

I almost didn't include Jon Gosselin on this list because he doesn't really count as a celebrity anymore. Still, his exes have accused him of having a small one, and since that all I've heard anyone say about him lately, I guess that's his legacy. That and Christian Audigier.

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6. Jon Hamm

While Jon Hamm seems to have a pretty sweet life, he supposedly has to tuck his hot dog back when taking photos because it's just too big.

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7. Lance Armstrong

Before he got caught cheating, Lance Armstrong was a hero for surviving testicular cancer and winning a bunch of bike races. Then he got caught cheating, and now he's just a guy with an uneven bean bag.

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8. Michael Fassbender

A lot of personal information was revealed about several movie stars during last year's Sony Pictures email hack. For example, it was revealed that Michael Fassbender has such a big buddy that it makes producers uncomfortable.

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9. Tom Green

Back in 2000, during the height of his career, Tom Green developed testicular cancer. He produced a one hour television special about it, and taught all of his juvenile fans that nuts aren't always something to laugh about.

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10. Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson

This rapper, who claimed to be associated with Wu Tang Clan, got high and then cut his cracker jack off. I once got drunk and ate all of the cheese in the house, so I can relate.

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If you get the chance to sleep with Derek Jeter, not only do you get a cool story and a gift basket, but you're also likely to get all of the herpes.