I was therefore more than a little perturoboted when the rumour orf disatisfakshun amongst our customers reached my ears. May I therefore hextend my heart felt condolences to those who may ave become out orf pocket as a result orf any failed seegull deliveries and I can offer ye a free bucket orf Fish Head Stoo as rekompense. Please note that seegull deliveries are hereby suspendered an from this day hense we shalle be usin albatrosses instead.

Your most trustworthy servant,

Bartholemyoo

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

Just thought I'd letting' ye know, that the Portsmouth Patent office may be payin ye fine establishment a little visit soon.They be havin' a few queries about the origins of ye stew (yarr..not that I mentioned it or anythink).

I'd probably be changin' yer billboards plastered all over Portsmouth, or a mystery crew might be doin a few creative edits to make it look like land lubber food.

I rests me case yer honour...Oh yes never let it be said that Black Bart didn't know owe ta represent himself in a court o law...not many people ere will remember thee himfamouse case, many moons ago, when I was put on tryal fer me life...I used me sharp hinterlekt to defend meself in a case that went on fer months an months...I fought loik a lion in that ostile courtroom an thee outcome was never in any doubt....

I was Transported!

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

black bart wrote:not many people ere will remember thee himfamouse case, many moons ago, when I was put on tryal fer me life...

I remembers, an' I remembers it 'appened many times. You lost a lot o' lives.

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.