You’ve been furtively masturbating for weeks in the hope this day would approach and it’s finally here kids. Put away that olive oil and put on your reading glasses, the 3rd Annual Holy Taco Douchebag Tournament has landed! Watch out for poo. You can check out 2010 here and 2009 here to get a feel for the tourney and then, once you’re done feeling them, come back here and check out this year’s showdown.

The world is lousy with douchebags but some stand head and shoulders above the rest. We’ve chosen 64 miscreants from the last year whose rank vinegar and water stench makes them standouts in their douchiness. Drawing from the fields of Entertainment, Politics, Sports and a new category we’re calling Wildcard, we’ve picked the best and the brightest of the worst and the lowest and pit them head to head. The Tournament runs for 10 days (March 16 – 26) and each day we’ll present new match ups for you to vote on. It’s so scientific you’ll be as educated at the end of this as you would be if you graduated from DeVry. Losers will be banished back to the land of Massengill, winners move on to the next round of voting until one douche stands supreme above all others and gets crowned champion! Check back daily for new match ups as we tally the votes and move on with the madness. Now on to this year’s brackets where some old douches return and new douches try to make a name for themselves.

If you’re a betting man it’s time to bust out the vermouth and some nickels, a few friends and enough burritos to ride out the whole tourney. We’ll update the brackets daily so you can follow along. Now check over the players, pick your pony and get ready – the internet won’t know who to make fun of if you don’t do your part.

If a woman is sucking your cock, is her political orientation truly relevant? Even her sexual orientation doesn’t mean a whole lot at that point unless The Crying Game is playing somewhere in the background or you are a Scottish sociopath named Begbie.

I love your thumbnail images, especially of Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell. Instead of mass animal deaths, why not put a picture of Kirk Cameron in there instead? Only Fox News would ask that pop tart if the animal deaths represented a sign of The Second Coming. Why isn’t Fox News asking if leaking radiation in Japan will give rise to a real-life Godzilla? They featured an astrologer as a market expert on Fox Business News, after all.

There’s room for B. Palin and Sarkozy, but there’s no room for “I slept with an underage moroccan prostitute, but since I passed a law saying that I’m immune to prosecution, you can’t do jack squat about it?” Silvio Belusconi? Wait, is Holy Taco part of the media conglomerate owned by Papa B?

Your bracket structure is all kinds of messed up. In each division, the #1 seed should be at the top, and the #2 at the very bottom. This means, they should not have to face off until they divisional championship if at all. Having a #1 vs. #2 matchup in the 2nd round is just stupid. Take a look at the official NCAA tournament brackets for an example of how the seeds should be laid out.

Otherwise, looking forward to the douchebag tournament as I do every year!