"Having MS is like having a new puppy. You lay down the rules of what's allowed but sooner or later someone is going to pee on the carpet"

Thursday, May 30, 2013

PSA for the day:

1) If you have an alarm, it is good to test your alarm

2) If you have a panic alarm, it is very good to test your panic alarm

3) If you are a place of commerce, it is very very good to test your robbery alarm

4) If you are a place that deals pretty much ONLY with money (read as; bank), it is very VERY good to test your robbery alarm

5) If you are a bank, it is very VERY good to teach your tellers how to act as one unit and recognize danger and press their alarms simultaneously

6) If you are a bank and your tellers make you proud by acting as one unit, it is good to know the police will recognize a unified effort as a more serious alarm and less likely to be an accidental bump on the alarmMore than any of the previous good things...7) If you are a bank and your tellers act as one unit while practicing hitting their robbery/hold-up buttons, notify the police department that you will be testing your robbery/hold-up buttons PRIOR to conducting aforementioned drill!It would seem like common sense, yes? Let's just say that common sense is lacking sometimes.New mantra:
'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the epitome of morons, I will step ever lightly: for they are many and they are breeding.'

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Warning:

This is a blog of funny stories mostly. There are stories from cruises, marriage and mostly from my job as a dispatcher. I do not post the unhappy stories. There is enough unhappiness in the world without my assistance.

The only exception to this rule is the occasional PSA that I will post.

I am not the best about updating my blog. My stories will be sporadic. I am working on collecting my dispatch stories in a different document that takes a lot of my free time. I hope to someday have a book published with the fun stuff from dispatch.

Most of what will be here are my writings over the years. I like to think I am funny so I hope you enjoy my tales. Even if I only get one smile out of you, I will consider my effort a success.

FYI: Things I post about my life are always based in fact. Some are easily taken as fiction but they are in fact true. Exaggeration is kept to an absolute minimum and used mainly for humor value.