Who knew that James Ivory, the 89-year-old Oscar-winning screenwriter of Call Me By Your Name, and I had something in common. We were both sitting in the theater, screaming: “Where’s the fucking dick?!” But I bet James Ivory didn’t get escorted out of the theater by security right after. That’s privilege for you – Towleroad

So I guess this means that if Sheree Whitfield is part of next season’s Real Housewrecks of Atlanta, we’ll get more riveting scenes of her having a riveting speaker phone conversation with her prison boo. Can’t wait. – Reality Tea

Prince Hot Ginge may be in uniform for his wedding. I’m going to need to order an extra gallon of fapping lube now – Lainey Gossip

Because I know your eyes have been wide open all night while wondering if Jennifer Aniston is fine, Jennifer Aniston is fine – Celebitchy

This is what it would look like if Cinderella’s fairy godmother was drunk and forgot to give her a lined dress and she worked it anyway – Popoholic

Donald Glover became the latest crown prince of petty when he released parts of the script he wrote for the Deadpool cartoon series that FX canceled (and not because he was too busy to do it) – Pajiba

Emmanuelle Chriqui, who I only know about because of the dude blogs, is on a dude blog – Hollywood Tuna

BREAKING: It is possible for a curse word to pass through the lips of Pollyanna’s more wholesome cousin Savannah Guthrie – SOW

Jabba the Trump will tweet that Roseanne got YUGE ratings because she’s a Trump supporter in 3..2.. – Just Jared

I see that Hailey Baldwin is taking style cues from Southern California high school girls in the summer circa 1993 – Drunken Stepfather

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