Frank sent in this pic of his girlfriend that he posted on Reddit, he writes: “I posted this on Reddit first, and the people on there loved it. My gf just lost about 20 pounds and is feeling really good about the positive response she’s received on Reddit and I’m hoping it can continue on this website.” – so get creative, and try not to make this couple puke with some vulgar shit. As much as we like seeing you on AwkwardMessages.com, we’d rather see this booty again.High res ›

I had a bunch of “Julia Roberts is a hooker” jokes lined up, but they all fell through when I realized that movie was called “Pretty Woman”, not “Pretty In Pink”. A quick google search leads me to believe the actual movie I’m referencing is about a High School love triangle, so I’m going end this now before Chris Hansen tells me to have a seat over there. Enlarged pic ›