Monday, March 23, 2009

I want you to know what I am going to do to that puppy from the moment he steps paw into this house:

While I do believe this cat took it easy, trust me: I will show no mercy. I am going to bring some serious whoop-ass down upon him. When you beg me to stop, I will not. When you cry, "Please, Zeus, don't hurt him," I will not hear your pleas. When you come to me to scoop me up to remove me from the pummeling, I will leap out and continue my onslaught of furious paws.

18 comments:

we believe that you are going to lay the smackdown on that puppy. but really, we can fly billy down there and he will just slobber all over the puppy and love on him, and then you can fly up here and take his place.

You're gonna really have to make sure to lay down the law from the first second. Make sure you're well rested... but NOT napping when that puppy comes home. Make it lose control right away, or you're doomed.