• Pete Doherty, notorious for kicking reporters, shooting dope and making awful music, is once again making headlines. The London Sun reported that while at a local British zoo, Doherty tossed a joint into a penguin exhibit, which was quickly ingested by a nearby penguin. (read more)

Paris Hilton makes headlines even when she’s boycotted. For one week, the Associated Press temporarily nixed the oversexed celebutante from all its articles. She was mentioned three times, but only in background information in other celebrity-related articles. (read more)