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Maybe I take Mario Kart 8 too seriously (likely), but the only racer celebrating after a crossing the finish line should be whoever came in first.

Second place stinks, third is worse, and so on…

Depending on the amount of racers present, even the 5th place finisher celebrates sometimes… why?! You came in fifth! That’s not worth celebrating! Boooooo!

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

DARE TO BE BETTER!

…or something.

One such something that dared to be better this weekend was my hard-boiled egg for our family’s annual Easter Egg-Cracking competition. This year’s eggs were made by my cousins and amongst the menagerie of animal and fruit decorated offerings, I chose the bunny egg.

This. Egg. Was. Beastly.

Never suffering a single crack, it tore through the competition: defeating five or six eggs in a row before being declared champion.

I will show a picture of the egg, but be warned: some may not be able to handle it’s cracking greatness.

That egg looks like the type of egg I could drink wine with, get into a weird party and the next day wake up with a stolen motorbike, some weird feminine tattoos and a new foreign wife whose language I don’t even speak. Good times

Each person takes an egg and then pairs up with another person. They hit the top of their eggs together, whichever cracks switches to the other side, and they hit again. An egg loses when it’s cracked on both sides.