February 18, 2011

February has sucked a big fat one. Your buddy Lemmy has been hanging in there the best he can....but this past month has beaten me down. I have the next five days off of work and am working on turning this year around. In the meantime, enjoy what has been called "the saddest song Tom Waits ever recorded".

"My son who’s a Kansas resident, born here, raised here, didn’t qualify for any financial aid. Yet this girl was going to get financial aid. My son was kinda upset about it because he works and pays for his own schooling and his books and everything and he didn’t think that was fair. We didn’t ask the girl what nationality she was, we didn’t think that was proper. But we could tell by looking at her that she was not originally from this country. She wasn’t black, she wasn’t Asian, and she had the olive complexion." - Kansas GOP state Rep. Connie O'Brien"We could tell by looking at her". Wow. I can tell by reading this quote that Connie is a narrow minded bigoted fuckhead. Funny how that works.H/T

"One of the biggest pet peeves black women have in recent decades is black men marrying or pairing up with white women. Just bugs them. Particularly if they happen to be blond." - The World's Foremost Authority on race relations : Rush Limbaugh

"Married people living chastely can have vibrant sex lives. In the relationship between a man and a woman, chastity helps them love each other as persons rather than make each other an object of pleasure or satisfaction. Despite what the media and Hollywood suggest, the value of sexual intercourse does not lie in recreation, or physical gratification. Any physical pleasure should lead toward the ultimate expression of love between husband and wife, the total self-giving of one person to another. Sexual intercourse in marriage can be so intimate that it becomes an emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual experience. It strengthens and completes the bond of marriage. That is why the sexual act has to be unitive and procreative and why some kinds of sexual activity are not chaste. Though pleasure may be present, some acts are a misuse of sex when the fall short of what God intends." - The Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops

Yes folks. Sexual advice from the Catholic church. Because when it comes to normal sexual behavior, one need look no further than the Catholic church.