Gnocchi, John, Since it is so hard to prove or disprove the existence of someone’s deity, we need to adopt a criterion based on the behaviour of the deity’s disciples. Of course, that gets mixed results: the zombie carpenter preached tolerance just as the CoFSM does, and at least some few tolerant Xtians do exist. Relentless jeering, bluster, and sullen crudity of the worst sort hardly qualify their trollish celebrants a place in anybody’s Valhalla/Vale of Vermicelli/Virgination Valley. You should take your temperate decency out into sunshine and starlight alike, and enjoy ChrisFSMas in peace and good humor without another thought of *or word to* you-know-who and his mean-spirited bilious verbal abuse.

I’m not saying my carbohydrate based deity is any more valid than your zombie carpenter, but it is exactly as valid.

Patrollersays:

December 24, 2016 at 1:43 PM

John, just disappear you annoying quarterwit. Otherwise, you will meet the master.

Disabled toilet.

John Micasays:

December 24, 2016 at 6:07 PM

Somebody hasn’t been following the 3rd Condiment.

John Micasays:

December 24, 2016 at 6:08 PM

May I ask why your comments end with “disabled toilet?” Do you think it’s humorous? Because it’s not. It’s just immature.

Fat Bastardsays:

December 24, 2016 at 9:59 PM

John, we have a pet troll, apparantly evangelical Christian, that appears to inhabit the bilge. It keeps asking to be led to the Disabled Toilet, but, no one is game to escort it.

Apprentice Fredericsays:

December 25, 2016 at 1:21 PM

FB: It’s *Disabled Trollette* , poor thing. A pity there’s no way to bring the kind of joy we Pastafarian communicants share!!!!

Gnocchi St. Puddingsays:

December 24, 2016 at 6:47 PM

Dear John Mica. Because we care, we, “Regular” Posters on this site will want to tell you this:

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL. If you weaken and are stung enough to reply to its taunts, you will be baited ad infinitum, beyond endurance. Thus: be it on your head, friend, if you disregard this advice, since the Patroller IS INCORRIGABLE and particularly vicious.

Only one person on this site knows how to correctly respond to it and does so sporadically – since he’s a professional mental health boffin. We leave it to him. I repeat: You have to I G N O R E “The Patroller.”

Dear Apprentice Frederick, Don’t apologise! It’s just that you’re such a dyed-in-the-wool Gentleman and by default you defend gals and the vulnerable. I find it charming. Other “modern” gals – no matter how they protesteth, are utterly charmed too!

G St,P, You are way kind! I do think it right that if the deity of a militant believer doesn’t actually affect his behavior, that deity is less real to the troll/trolette than a deity with some effect. Nomothetic axiological relativism, LOFLMAO.