James O’Keefe Sets Guiness Record for Lameness

We all know James O’Keefe as the frat boy undercover videographer with the eminently punchable face, but I don’t know what could possibly explain this. He’s now put out a music video, complete with “dancing” and “singing” (quote marks intentional and well deserved). This just leaves me speechless.

As a fellow, white male american let me offer you one piece of advice. Stop it. Whatever you are doing, stop. If what you are doing can be described with a verb, stop doing that. Please. I would critique what you have made here, but I am afraid it would cause irreversible damage to the English language if it were forced to describe that video. So please. Just stop.

Jordan Genso

This has to be Sully Bait for a Hathos Alert, right?

Abby Normal

How does one use autotune and still come out flat? That shouldn’t even be possible!