QUICK LOOK: Terraria

Terraria is the new game from developer Re-Logic, it’s been met with great praise but a lot of people still don’t have an idea of what the game is about and because it doesn’t offer a demo yet, some may be hesitant to purchase the game. In order to clear up some things about the game, I decided to make the directions you receive in the game available for all to see in hopes it’ll help some users.

There’s a person that tells you the basics of the game and all of the tips on a constant loop which means anytime you want to go over them you can. This is good for people who have a long downtime between play sessions or people who don’t remember things well.

There’s a person that tells you the basics of the game and all of the tips on a constant loop which means anytime you want to…

See? The whole short term memory joke? I talk about people who don’t remember things well and then I repeat what I just said like I don’t remember saying it? Oh nevermind…..

Anyhoo…here are the tips that the in-game character gives you when you start the game.

If you’re wondering why both characters are stuck in a cave it’s because that’s the only place I could find where the monsters would stop attacking me long enough to take all the shots, the fact that you can’t pause this game is irksome.

Oh this is where I get to say something about myself like I was captain of the debate team or that I was once king of Prussia. Well games, let's throw games in there, and I like sports, and comics, and animated things, mostly Japanese giant robots, oh and pasta, big fan of pasta. You know all shapes taste different? Each one has a distinctive bite and holds the sauce differently. A lot of people are like "PASTA IS PASTA" and I say "STOP YELLING AT ME".