Delta has announced that Zac Posen, he of the hot femme red carpet gowns and well-tailored runway separates, will be designing their new employee uniforms. Does this mean that gate agents sporting the new duds will look at least ten percent less miserable? Maybe! »5/01/15 12:20pm 5/01/15 12:20pm

A man accused of groping a 14-year-old on a flight from Detroit to Salt Lake City last year has been convicted on two counts of abusive sexual contact. The kicker: Dude was an off-duty airline pilot at the time. And here everyone spends all that time bitching about the T.S.A. »3/31/14 12:20pm 3/31/14 12:20pm

A 66-year-old Californian is currently in the custody of the FBI, after he allegedly "sexually groped and propositioned" a 15-year-old girl seated next to him on an airplane. Jesus. »3/28/14 10:00am 3/28/14 10:00am

If you tried to fly over the past week, chances are you spent hours or days trapped in an airport, slowly going insane. This is because relying on airplanes for transport into or out of cold climates during January is the height of foolishness, and unless I have to, I'm never going to do it again. It's a half-miracle… »1/07/14 3:30pm 1/07/14 3:30pm

At least five sandwiches served aboard four various Delta flights from Amsterdam to the United States this past Sunday were found to be contaminated with sewing needles, leaving two passengers suffering with minor mouth injuries. The sandwiches were made by U.S. company Gate Gourmet at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport.… »7/17/12 10:40am 7/17/12 10:40am

At first we thought this video of Arvin Shandiz proposing to Alexandra Williams, who he met on a Delta Air Lines shuttle, was adorable. However, after hearing the flight attendant's announcement at the end of the video, we're just cranky. Why do we always wind up on flights with stinky dudes and unruly children… »10/24/11 10:18pm 10/24/11 10:18pm

Traveling by air can be a pain in the ass. Long security lines, cramped planes, the potential of crashing and the threat of being blown up add to the general feeling of anxiety. Since everything we need to know we learned in kindergarten, shortly after 9/11, Jewel Van Valin, a Delta flight attendant, decided to nudge… »7/22/08 5:40pm 7/22/08 5:40pm