MAKIN’ WHOOPEE WITH WHOOPI

Gay NEIL PA­TRICK HAR­RIS says he still wants to hold WHOOPI GOLD­BERG to her prom­ise when they filmed the 1988 flick Clara’s Heart. “She told me, I was 15, 16 years old, she told me on my last day of shoot­ing that in ten years’ time she was go­ing to have sex with me,” he re­calls. Whoopi, 62, says it’s true. Neil, now 45 and mar­ried to DAVID BURTKA, “had many ques­tions as a kid, so I said, ‘Lis­ten, wait ten years and I’ll take you through it.’” She also notes that in to­day’s ul­tra-sen­si­tive so­ci­ety, you can’t joke around like that. “In those days, you could ac­tu­ally have some fun,” says the View star. “Peo­ple get very up­set now.”