Rewards

This project offers rewards in
return for your donation.

£1 or more

£1 Reward

If 3000 people pledge 1 pound, the world would be a happy place. Can you see utopia ahead? Your reward for pledging 1 pound would be the knowledge that you have had a role in building a bright and better future for you and your children and your children's children and your children's children's children. Utopia! Shangri La!

£10 or more

£10 Reward

You will receive free downloads of Dominic Robertson's "Brexit Songs for Everyone" and the "That Happy Breed EP".

£25 or more

£25 Reward

For 25 smackers, England's Greatest Entertainer will write you a LIMERICK about a subject of your choice.
(Note: it will be a good limerick. England's Greatest Entertainer don't cut no corners when it comes to the rhymin'.)

£50 or more

£50 Reward

You will receive a beautiful "That Happy Breed" limited edition print, made using collage and transfer printing.

£100 or more

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£100 Reward

GOODIE BAG. Receive a GOODIE BAG from England's Greatest Entertainer. It might just contain: a copy of the recent "Disco Carousel LP", a DVD of "The Keystone Cut-Ups" by People Like Us & Ergo Phizmiz on Illegal Art, the very rare 2007 "Nose Points in Different Directions" CD on Womb Records, plus a whole stash of fun and luxury items, tailored especially for you. This is a limited edition of 3.

£150 or more

£150 Reward

You will receive an original piece of collage and / or transfer-printing artwork by England's Greatest Entertainer, made over the last fifteen years. Taken from solo exhibitions, publications, and installations.

£250 or more

£250 Reward

Pledge this, and you get to have dinner over Skype, with England's Greatest Entertainer, and we get to talk about politics and the wine. England's Greatest Entertainer is a sensational raconteur and is regularly booked as an after-dinner speaker at Women's Institutes and funerals across the UK.

£300 or more

£300 Reward

For this pledge I will write you a piece of iambic pentameter about a subject of your choice, then write it on some beautiful faux-parchment of some description, and send it to you via your postman.

£350 or more

£350 Reward

England's Greatest Entertainer is held in very high esteem by Beyonce and all her friends for his wonderful cover versions, created as Ergo Phizmiz between 2004-2015. Google 'em.
A pledge of 350 will get you a marvellous cover version of a song of your choice. Isn't that exciting.

£500 or more

£500 Reward

For £500 I will write a beautiful song about you. Or about any subject you want. And I'll record it, make a lovely package for it, delicately fold it into an envelope, and send it to your letterbox.

£750 or more

£750 Reward

For 750 we can have a lovely day out together, perhaps at the zoo, or suchlike. England's Greatest Entertainer is well known for being marvellous company to have at the zoo. But if you don't like the zoo, it can be a place of your choice. But I do like the zoo.

£1,000 or more

£1,000 Reward

For 1000 I will come to your house, or a venue of your choice, and put on a bespoke one-man show, especially for you. We can also have dinner and talk about politics. I could do my tap-dancing bit in your kitchen.

£2,000 or more

£2,000 Reward

If you pledge 2000 into this project then England's Greatest Entertainer could just come to your town and put on "That Happy Breed" there too with a cast of all your friends. What do you think? Do you want to have THE FUN?

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