Britney Spears Is Overprotective

Britney Spears is so protective over her baby son Sean Preston that she will only let her own mother Lynne hold him. Lynne joined her daughters, Jamie Lynn, Britney and son-in-law Kevin Federline in Las Vegas, Nevada, over the weekend, where she said, “Britney’s really picky. She’s doesn’t let just anybody hold Sean, but she lets me.” She also lashed out at reports Britney and Federline’s marriage was on the rocks, saying, “She’s very happy. Kevin does change diapers. I’m very close to him.”

Well I think this marks the first time that anyone anywhere has accused Britney of being picky. It’s hard to be labeled picky when you dress like its “Kathy Bates look-alike day” at the Salvation Army and marry a man who stands in front of a mirror all day calling himself “Federlicious.” As for being overprotective – I don’t think the kid has much to fear. As long as Kevin doesn’t sell him for pot. And as long as they don’t run out of cheetos. Otherwise Britney’s likely to eat him.

I heard that the redbreasted-hillbilly warbler skank (scientific name: slutticus nastius) is a species that isn’t genetically predisposed to being overprotective.

It is out of necessity that this creature is protective because the baby gives her extended access to her mate’s, ahem, “schlong” when the creature is heat (constantly). It also allows the warbler skank access to resources like WIC, Welfare, and Section 8 housing privileges, etc. which allow it to thrive.

(This is NOT condemnation of people actually using these resources who geuninely need them.)

Protective? Yes we all know that she has a great sense of good choices. I mean take a man who has a baby and another in the way. She rocks so much that she can change him,he will never leave or cheat on her. Would serve her right if he did like she cheated on justin. Then she gets married to a friend in vegas to be divorced with in 48 hours. Then she goes after Kev, gets pregnant. She is so instable. She sells out her kid pictures.
Can’t wait for the VH1 where are they now.

is this supposed to make her sound like a good mother? Just because she doesn’t let bob the hobo hold her baby doesn’t mean she should have a child. But I guess if the kids not dead by now, it’s got a chance.

Well, golly, Brit actually lets her mother Lynne hold Sean? That’s just astonishing, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it, huh? Huh? The GRANDMOTHER is allowed to hold the baby?? Have you ever heard of such a thing? Well, you could just knock me over with the shock of hearing this.