Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Du Hast that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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The translation is "You hate me", this is on all three english translations of the song at their official website. "You have me" is what the German translation is really supposed to be according to several German speakers who have corrected me. I've also been told it should be "Du hasst mich" if it's supposed to be hate. Personally, I don't care, draw your own conclusions, don't email me about it.