Similar to the moribund act of donkeys crossing the desert during the day.

While playing XBOX I heard them say, "Roll over".

"Why?", I asked.

"Because we are utterly bored with our fruitless impotent personal lives that we need to play this game 20 hours a day...when we roll over it provides a new challenge. Roll over and follow us," they said.

"Do I win any money?" I asked.

"No."

"Will I unlock hidden weapons, like a flame thrower?"

"No!"

"Well if I roll over what do I get?"

They said, "You get to lose all of your weapons. You can roll over from level 55, start over at level 1, then you can play for 80 hours to get to level 55 again. Oh, and you get a prettier badge. Roll over and join us."

"What!? That makes no sense," I said.

"Come on. Roll over. Oh, we almost forgot...once you roll over and spend 80 hours getting to level 55, you can roll over again another NINE times. It's so titilating! Look, Erkle is already on his 10th roll over. We all aspire to be like him. Follow us and roll over."

"Look guys. You pay Erkle a great compliment by copying him, but rolling over courts the insane. I'll pass."