You might have a hard time believing this, but Madonna is a delusional, self-important bitch who more than likely thinks she’s God. Oh, I know! I never would have guessed! Page Six reports:

“Madonna is a demanding diva even to her peers. The Swedish pop star Robyn was psyched when the Material Mom invited her to open for a handful of her European concerts but quickly found out there are rules. Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures…I hadn’t expected any glamour, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna…Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.”

Let’s not kid ourselves here, Madonna’s whole career has been based on what other people have created. It only seems original because she’s the first one to show white America. If elephants started showing up in underground rap videos, you’d be safe in a assuming that the pictures below would have at least two elephants in fishnets. One might be even wearing a cape. You just never know with Madonna!