Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Five Years AMERICAN Imperealist Possession onIRAQ is a Humiliation of Huminity & Mankind

You'd better keep your huminity safe from we dastardly imperealists!

Update: The Tanveer brothers are at it again. One of the two wire services involved here is getting ripped off. I'll let y'all figure out which oneI think it is—though, for the record, Khalid does seem to be the better photographer of the two. Assuming there really are two of 'em.