Wow (keep in mind I’m living in hell at the moment)! But, this episode has me LMAO! It’s just what the doctor ordered for a pick me up!

We have a new bishojo who’s crazy about turning everyone in the world into…well, you know.

Taro happens to be the right candidate for that. And you know what?

His hentai power level is OVER 9000! With a power level OVER 9000! You think he can’t save the world with the powers from the hentais all over the world powering him up ala the tree of might??? Or like Sailor Moon SuperS???

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A note from the author: This was the 2009 April Fools’ column for Anime Diet. While many of the facts mentioned in here are true, mixed in with them are many wildly erroneous citations. The concept was that as a positive review of Dragonball Evolution, it would be naturally viewed with disbelief by the international otaku community. However, this was not the case for many readers.

Dragonball Evolution is the story of the young warrior Son Goku, who races against time and the vengeful King Piccolo to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder a power level in excess of nine thousands. Side-effects of this ultimate power include the ability to induce repetitive dialogue and spontaneous destruction of sensitive scientific equipment – a seemingly random quirk which becomes surprisingly relevant in the movie’s original plot.

The very name of Dragonball Evolution has become a hissing and a byword. Critics all over the globe and within this very publication have decried the affair as a stain on the careers of James Marsters, who plays Piccolo, and Chow-Yun Fat, who plays the turtle sage sans shell. But contrary to all expectations, the film thrilled this reporter with its nuanced approach to characterization and unexpected hints of social awareness.