About his origins: Once apon a time, there was a genie. He was passing the road one day when he saw a little glob of mucus laying on the road, it was wishing that the genie would give him a body so that he could do something in the world. The genie granted the wish thinking that no harm would come of it. He was never more wrong in his life...

I feel it's my obligation as a guy to comment because it's something grotesque. I mean, other than poop, what's better than snot! If all the pieces were attached, I would like it more, but it's still pretty awesome.