How Did a Cat Take First Prize at the Bird Show? (You will have to read this to find out!)

Hi! Jessie here! While that mangy cat Party Marty is sleeping in the sun, I have taken the liberty to assume control of the blog today. It seems Marty loves to poke fun of dogs whenever he can. I thought, since today is Friday, I’d spread some joy with cat jokes! Hey! What goes around comes around, right? So, here goes! (And thanks to catster.com for these punchy lines!)

Where is one place that your cat can sit but you can’t? On your lap!

Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!

What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement!

What do you call a cat that has been caught by the police? The purrpetrator (or Marty!)

How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in and grabbed it!

If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats!