I was helping a friend change the brake pads on his wife's car. While he was grabing a c-clamp to force the piston all the way in, I grabbed the piston and pushed it back in with my hands. He looked at me and asked my how the fark I did that, my response, I'm single.

My wife has xhamster bookmarked. I don't know, nor care, how often she watches porn, but I do know that she's more willing to try stuff after she's seen it online. However, when I'm caught watching audition or casting porn, she gives me the guilt trip about these girls being exploited. She doesn't realize that's why I watch those types of videos.

I did a consulting gig for an erotica site (words, no images) and only 10% of the subscribers were women. Women, in my limited experience, prefer words to ugly ballsacks banging skanks. Perhaps that number includes "I have looked at porn once in my life".

Actually, I did many consulting gigs for porn sites, and if the site was free then there was an equal number of male vs female customers. But if it was a pay site it was almost totally male.