Mmmmm, breadsticks… Mind if I tag along? Comfort food and BigDaddy’s company are sure to be just what’s needed in situations like these…

Anonymous

Is it pathetic that this made me laugh and yet sort of gave me a sick feeling at the same time?

Imma go lie down in some underbrush for a while….

Anonymous

Don’t worry, the wolves will find you there eventually. And it’s okay. They’re friendly.

TeamSeth

And they’re kind of beautiful.

MariaCecilia

*swallow* You’re right. This is bad. Is there such a thing as Twilight rehab? You know..if the worst happens and they never come back?

Anonymous

Sadly, I think there might actually be such a thing.

But, it’s okay. I have this gut feeling that we’ll find them in a far and distant land, just before they step out into the sunlight that is synonymous with Spring Break.

We’ll save them from the life-altering thing that sunlight would do to them by tackling them, pushing them back into the shadows just in the nick of time. And then, we’ll bring them back to where they’ll have realized they never wanted to leave in the first place, to the best cloud-covered, rainy place in the world; For– I mean, LTT.

Anonymous

Oh my god you guys, the room is going roundy round!!! The seasons are changing! Quick! Someone get me a shirtless kid in a beat up car!

ps- by google image searching Jacob Black, I turned up a creepy hand drawn image that we might want to save for the next brain bleaching art day. Suffice it to say that it highly resembles Michael Jackson.

TeamSeth

I’ve seen that one before!

Anonymous

Ahhhh…I feel the hole that’s been punched in my chest closing up already. How capricious I am!

Anonymous

UC and Moon, just promise us you won’t do anything reckless or stupid!

ladyofthemeadow

You’ve disappeared. Like everything else. Now who else can I talk to? I’m lost. When you left, and he left, you took everything with you. It’s like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. But in a way, I’m glad. The pain is the only reminder that LTT was real. That you all were.

Cue Lykki Li’s “Possibility” as I sit and look out the window and contemplate the hole in my chest. It’s even Forks-like rainy and crappy out there today.

Or: this week, I might actually do some WORK at work.

MariaCecilia

Or: this week I might get a social life, since I do most of my LTT:ing in the evenings, instead of my normal round of going clubbing and socializing with friends (read: doing dishes, laundry, washing my hair, getting my homework done, calling my mom..)

natteringyeahrobber

Gosh, I might just take this time to attend to some personal grooming. Haven’t really done much of that since I found Twilight, Rob and LTT/LTR. Definitely going to the drugstore on my lunch break today. I will visit my old nemesis: the shampoo aisle. And I will NOT be sucked into buying strawberry shampoo this time. Will NOT. Last time I did that it took 3 hours to comb out all the knots. Maybe hair dye. About time I did that. Will NOT buy the package with model who looks closest to Bella. Will NOT. No purple nail polish. No picking up a magazine just because Rob is referenced somewhere on it. Will not, will NOT. By Monday I will be gorgeous.

I am really freaking confused at all the hair dye options. There were at least 8 different shades of medium brown for just Clairol Natural Instincts. I didn’t even look at other brands – just crazy. Can someone recommend a good brand for someone who hasn’t dyed her hair in 8 years? I’m 15% gray & really sloppy so need a kit where I cannot possibly screw it up.

Anonymous

Clairol is good, actually. I usually go for one with a bit of red, because I am funky, I like my oatmeal chunky. Just be prepared for your shower to look like you just got a paper cut in front of Jasper Whitlock.

Wow. That was a bizarre mix of Girl Advice, bad 80’s music, and dumb New Moon jokes. You heard it here first, folks. Girlfriend needs a nap.

Anonymous

The possibilities are endless. The last time I dyed my hair I went with red. It actually took for the first time. The only problem was my hair rinsed orange for a month straight. Good thing it wasn’t during the rainy season.

ladyofthemeadow

I want to try out this new nail polish I saw at the drugstore over lunch today. It changes colour in sunlight.

It even sparkles.

Care to join me in a little virtual manicure??!!

natteringyeahrobber

I did not see light-changing nail polish (cool!), but I did see that L’oreal has new scented nail polishes. Appealed to my inner 11 year old BIG TIME. The grape was cute, but I refused. RESISTED.

Anonymous

I’ve given in to the 11 year old me. I bought light blue, lickety-split green, silver and sapphire blue. I have an urge to paint them sapphire blue with green polka dots. I am tempted to buy the scented kind, or maybe yellow. Hey, it’s Spring and we’ve had one sunny day a week for a month straight. I have to do something!

I did not make it into the magazine section. Spent way too much time looking at hair colors and was flabbergasted by the selection. Sort of like when I visit my parents in socal and they ask me to pick up tortillas. And there are 40 kinds of corn tortillas alone. Which one Mom? The one with the bell on it. Which bell? Large mission style or one with the bell and donkey? The mission one. White corn, yellow corn, organic, or green chili? It is just nuts and I just start to short circuit. I will return tomorrow though, now that I have oodles of spare time.

TeamSeth

mmm I love mission tortillas!

Anonymous

Ok, no strawberry shampoo. How about stawberry blonde hair dye?

natteringyeahrobber

Exhibit B. Went to Walgreens this morning and decided resistance was futile. I purchased the Tweed color hair dye, 2 shades of purple nail polish (including the grape scented one), the only Twilight magazine I could find, and strawberry gum. Also ginger altoids, just because I love them. As I was leaving the clerk ran after me, yelling that I forgot my coupon. I took it, thinking that my purchases clearly pegged me as a Twi fan and the coupon was probably 50% off my next purchase of a sippy cup or any other purple object in the store. No such luck. Just a coupon for another box of hair dye.http://i56.tinypic.com/2z89uhj.jpg

Anonymous

You are going to be so gorgeous I won’t even judge you for buying People magazine.

natteringyeahrobber

Um. US Weekly thank you very much. I miss being pregnant. Not because I want another kid, but because of the huge selection of gossip magazines in my OB’s office. I always knew what was going on with the Biebz, knew how J.Lo decorated her nurseries, knew who Jen Aniston was sleeping with. DH would read them too. He once even stuffed one of the magazines into his cargo pockets, because my appointment was over before he had a chance to read the entire issue.

p.s. the strawberry Orbit bubblegum is just terrible. Going back for Hubba Bubba or similar later. I deem this Week of My Inner 11 Year Old. Called DH and we are going mini-golfing this weekend too. Woo-hoo!
p.s. 2 – if there is ever a LTT convention, it should include an overnight slumber party in someone’s basement.

Anonymous

As long as there is no red carpet down there I’m in! I’m all for themed parties but those Twi moms really scared me!! At least I have the common sense not to promote it on national TV

wait a sec I thought everyone’s basement had a red carpet in it! Isn’t it, like, mandatory if you’re a Twi-fan?

Anonymous

Shhh! It’s supposed to be a secret!

TeamSeth

When I initially read this comment, I hadn’t read the full comment before it, so I thought you meant a different kind of carpet down there.

Anonymous

Wait, we *aren’t* supposed to have…you know…red carpet, uh, “down there” ? I thought that was a thing, like a secret Twilight thing! Well that’s the last time I go to a back alley aesthetician in Forks.

Anonymous

Believe me, those TwiMoms probably thought about having one “down there” as well.

Anonymous

Hahahahaha! Made my day! Love the nail polish shades by the way.

nocoolname

Good job, UC and Moon. Take a little time for yourself. I’m totally in favor.

Anonymous

I just want to share how awesome you all are! This is the place for all those quotes/random facts about Twi. With those of us who get it and appreciate it!!

But this kind of makes me wonder what it’s going to be like when it’s over.

Anonymous

We’ve discussed this. It’s never over. Star Trek’s not over. The internet is full of geeks today wishing each other Happy Star Wars Day (may the fourth be with you…yep.) That movie was 30 years ago. We are just the newest brand of geek, my lovelies. The kind of geek with breasts, but still. I have never been to any sort of NerdCON, but Twilight could be my first. Especially when the Wolf Pack is all old and washed up and desperate for my $5 for an autographed photo. I will be there, BooBoo Stewart!

Anonymous

I know, it just won’t be the same though. It will be like this…here’s an archive letter, let’s reminisce.

Just glad that Rob’s career is blooming. More LTR?

MariaCecilia

Hm, this made me think maybe it’s time to start copying all my favourite posts onto a hard drive that I can easily pick up if or when a tsunami hits my house. Got to have an archive 30 years from now!

http://mjmuffin.blogspot.com/ mjMuffin

Have a dandy ol time.

Speaking of Eric Yorkie.. I just watched some of Justin Chon’s youtube videos. The newest one is pretty funny.

I love Justin’s account of being a third-tier Twilight human. And fans don’t send him blow up dolls, so sad. Also laughed when he tried to get past security at Bella’s room. Funny guy, he should post here.

Anonymous

Yes, in a ‘human’ kind of way. Not so much the ‘golden retriever’ these days. Way to go Mike!

And ‘Justin Chon from Twilight’… love how he’s absorbing every minute left in the Twi-verse. Need to post the link to LTT on his YouTube site or Twitter. That way he can extend his stay with the rest of us.

Rock on ‘Team Humans’.

natteringyeahrobber

He’s on Twitter? Gonna have to bug him with allcap shouty questions now.

TeamSeth

Maybe he’ll more giving than C-Dubs.

And I’m likin’ the Welsh — Mike Welsh that is, not Sheen. Maybe he’ll ask me to go see a movie or something, like Love Spelled Backwards is evoL… I’d see a romantic comedy with him. Maybe he’ll watch Downtown Abbey part 2 (whenever that happens) and MLS over the summer. Sweet guy…but now actually attractive!

Anonymous

That’s actually fairly funny. Good for him for taking advantage of his little 15 min of fame! He’s actually pretty creative!

Anyone else think that unless you’re Rob or Kristen and being constantly chased by the papz, being an actor shooting BD (or any movie for that matter) must be fairly boring?!

Anonymous

Mel Gibson shot a movie in our town a while back, and it was sort of funny how boring it was. This was soon after the whole crazy nazi misogyny thing with Mel as well, so nobody was over the moon about him anyway. Some friends of mine worked the crew, and they were like, “Yeah today we all sat around and watched Mel Gibson run up and down City Hall steps for 3 hours.”

And then there were signs up one day that downtown would be closed for a car chase, and everyone was like, “Stupid Mel Gibson”.

Anonymous

Oh, Mel. Ever since he made Apocalypto I’ve had endless nightmares about him. I would not be thrilled if he showed up in my town.

TeamSeth

Olivia looks smoking hot in that! Woot Woot! Go Obird Go!

TeamSeth

Olivia looks smoking hot in that! Woot Woot! Go Obird Go!

Anonymous

Spring Break, vaca request granted. But please, hurry back.

I have a confession to make – I’ve been reading a new vamp series. No, not True Blood, Vamp Diaries, or Vamp Academy. It’s actually ‘My Blood Approves’ series by Amanda Hocking. I wasn’t looking for a new vamp series and didn’t expect much. But after I read her Trylle Trilogy I thought I would check it out. The length of the books are around 300 pages; I read through 2 books in a weekend and now on book #3. It’s good, I’m just saying.

Luladee (sp?) I still have Outlander on my list and on my kindle. Still haven’t started it though. Not sure what is holding me back.

Anonymous

Is Outlander highly recommended? It was a free download on Barnes and Noble, but then it wouldn’t open. I’ll try harder if it is a really good book, though.

Anonymous

According to a few LTTrs it is. I think it came up after I had read
Twilight 3 times and Midnight Sun a bagillion times (looks like a work
related file) and was desparate for another good read.

Brenn

Outlander is the best book I’ve ever read. Hands down. Better than the Twilight series. I am love with one of the characters.

Anonymous

Thanks for mentioning this. I am going to have to try this series. I’m getting pretty desperate to find books that I can really sink my teeth into. I’m weary of urban fantasy type books, ironically cannot stand vampire books, and generally can’t really find anything that I can really get into these days.

Anyone else have any other recommendations?

Brenn

Remember how you devoured the Twilight series? Well Outlander is even worse. I was buried in the books for weeks. I found all sorts of ways to multi task. Read while folding laundry? check. Read while driving? Yep, bought the audio book. I even made risotto so I could read while stirring.

Anonymous

Thanks for mentioning this. I am going to have to try this series. I’m getting pretty desperate to find books that I can really sink my teeth into. I’m weary of urban fantasy type books, ironically cannot stand vampire books, and generally can’t really find anything that I can really get into these days.

Anyone else have any other recommendations?

ladyofthemeadow

Ooh, which one?

I’m reading the last book now and really enjoyed all of them. My fave character is Roger.

Brenn

Jamie of course. I enjoy Roger, but Jamie, oh…..he’s just so……… If I could marry a fictional character it would be him.

TeamSeth

Do you read the Staceys’ TalkSupe blog? They talk about Outlander a lot. (along with other SUPErnatual things) talksupe.blogspot.com

ladyofthemeadow

Linky not working?

TeamSeth

Oh! They are wordpress, try that.

Anonymous

Discussion Topic:

I just saw “PHOTO EVIDENCE” of the magicness of Robsten, and I just…I have to talk about this for a moment. This person shows 3 photos as EVIDENCE: one of RP in a 3 year old red carpet pic, K and R together in some sort of other dress-up occasion, and a paparazzi pic of KStew walking a dog. The dog, APPARENTLY, is holding its legs in *exactly the same way* as the Happy Couple in those 2 other pictures.

If they can make their dog walk like them there must be hope that our Rob cloning project is a possibility!

People have waaaay to much time on their hands, IMO.

Anonymous

An Rpattz clone with a big wet tongue? I can see the possibilities…

natteringyeahrobber

In the other 2 photos, are R & K on all fours? Barking? Ball in their mouth and leash around their neck? I don’t get how they all walk like a dog? Who comes up with this stuff?

Anonymous

No, like, in one photo the leg is at a 30% angle to the ground, and in the other photo one knee is crooked at the hypotenuse of a triangle. The dog’s legs are pi-r-squared, so: Bear Skin Love! Q.E.D. muthafuckah!

These have to be the same people who carry glitter signs to public events, and the ones who scream at celebrities (read: total strangers) while they are eating or walking or having sex by a dumpster, right? Like, there aren’t 2 complete subsets of Twi-fans who are medically insane, right? Why couldn’t I have become obsessed with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, or taken up a meth addiction or something?

natteringyeahrobber

Yah, and at least a meth addiction can be treated.

I am having problems visualizing the complicated leg geometry equation you have presented. Maybe I need to sniff some of my new nail polish in order to understand. I’m wondering if my coworker would hate me if I were to paint my nails now. I could try to be discreet and when she complains about the grape smell, I could just tell her she’s going crazy.

GET IT?! One person says they want a dog. Then another person GETS A DOG. Obviously they are fucking.

natteringyeahrobber

The dog gets it from MAMA AND PAPA. ADORBSTEN!

THIS NEW NAIL POLISH IS BETTER THAN CRACK!

Anonymous

Nat how much nail polish have you applied?!?!?!

Slut, I get it now! It’s all so terribly clear to me. And, “wherever the dog was would be his home.” And she has the dog, so that’s his home!! nice. Can I take care of the dog for a few weeks, years even?

Anonymous

I would like to reiterate I am firmly in Camp NoneOfMyBizsten. However, the people who go out of their way to find HINTS and CLUES to their alleged relationship…I fear for their sanity. I don’t know why they creep my shit out but they do. “Zomg look how she is looking at him?!?!?” Um, he’s way taller than her, she looks up adoringly at everyone like that. Taylor, CW, Dakota Fanning…she’s just short, people. Get a grip.

Anonymous

Yeah, it’s called over analyzing and it comes from both sides. I’m of the mentality that “if he’s not with me then what do I care?” I’m not really a fan of her but I don’t know her. And if he’s happy then that’s great.

Anonymous

Right? Rudely, neither one of them is attempting sex with me, so what do I care? They both seem lovely to me -although, being in sound mind, I realize that I don’t actually *know* either one of them, so who knows? Maybe they are assholes, or racist, or something! -so I hope they are both happy no matter what or who they are doing. I just don’t understand.

TeamSeth

“or racist” hahaha this made me laugh. I don’t know why…the randomness of it I suppose.

Anonymous

Have you ever been in a conversation with someone, and you are So! Compatible! and you are already dreaming up your group vacations and planning their 50th wedding anniversary party and suddenly they are all, “Isn’t it great that the Holocaust never happened?” or something like that? And then you have to be all, “I don’t want you to come” but like, really really mean it. What if one day Rob went on E! News Hollywood and was like, “Dude, I was totally banging Kristen for a while, but then she got real old. I am super into underage chicks. 12 is my ideal, and also Lolita is like a bible to me. Humbert is totally misunderstood. Also dogs and sometimes kittens. Once a guinea pig. Yep, that was a wild night.” Or maybe he drinks Budweiser or reads Nicolas Sparks novels or something. IDK it is hard to think of things that would totally turn me off to Teh Pretty. Pedophilia would probably do it, though.

TeamSeth

Wow, now that’s an idea…

MariaCecilia

And here I thought that the saying was people tend to look like their dogs…it’s a new concept that dog owners train their dogs to (*baffled pause*) hold their legs the same way they do???

Anonymous

Discussion Topic:

I just saw “PHOTO EVIDENCE” of the magicness of Robsten, and I just…I have to talk about this for a moment. This person shows 3 photos as EVIDENCE: one of RP in a 3 year old red carpet pic, K and R together in some sort of other dress-up occasion, and a paparazzi pic of KStew walking a dog. The dog, APPARENTLY, is holding its legs in *exactly the same way* as the Happy Couple in those 2 other pictures.

Loving Bill Condon more and more. It looks like he just wasn’t willing to be stuck with David’s cheese grater ring for the whole of Breaking Dawn. The photo is not a close-up, but Bella seems to be wearing a “new” engagement ring. And it may just be my eyes… but is looks much more like the ring described in the book (just hit that chapter last week on audio CD in the car). I’m starting to believe he really has read the books (or simply follows LTT). The man is all about the details.

“They completely left off the ab airbrushing budget.” Speaking of airbrushing, all the stills and shots that have been released into twitter/FB all seem so…tame. Polished. Airbrushed and squeaky clean. Like totally not controversial. Maybe they are breaking us in slowly. Like clean stuff now but each week closer to the release date they give us more raw, to prepare us for the eventual headboard bruises and graphic explosive birth. Go from Disney to Dario Argento.

Anonymous

It’s all glowy and orange, too. Very soothing. Perhaps he is lulling us into a sexy sense of well being so the DEATHBABY OMG has that much more impact.

OOH. Twilight was all blue. Blue’s complimentary color on the color wheel?! ORANGE. It’s all symbolic. Full circle. From virgin to explosive vampire c-section. Two Innocents to Full Scale Vampire Monkey Love.

Moon and UC, hope you are enjoying your spring break! Now for the important question: Did you take your white bikini or green bikini to the beach? Or the iPad?

Anonymous

Or your weed bikini or black undies?

JustGoWithIt

Isn’t it convenient that LTT would be on vacation at the same time I am, and have very little computer access/time. Works for me.

JustGoWithIt

Isn’t it convenient that LTT would be on vacation at the same time I am, and have very little computer access/time. Works for me.

Anonymous

Instead of uploading adorable video of my daughter playing baseball (non vampire style. She is such a wus.) I stumbled across this preview of the birth scene on youtube, with The PFach:

BayWolf

Hey you all.

This sunday I was just bored and came here for something to do – I allways turn to LTT when ever I need a “boost” – and you all never fail to light up my day, amuse me, make me feel better – even when I’m happy go lucky – I allways get that feeling of reading sweet notes from friends when I read the posts

I’ve been reading The Official Illustrated Guide – wishing I had that book as a “Encyclopedia” when I read the saga..

Reading the Guide makes me wish I could go back to Forks again – maybe it’s time for rereading Twilight?? But it never feels the same way as the first time (logical -nothing ever does ;-))

Funny little thing:

The other day me and a RL friend talkes Twi..

RLFriend asks: Wasn’t there something about the Denalis changing a child into a vampire?
Me: Ooooh Yes! Vasilii – Sasha payed for that mistake – remember – Volturi??….
RLFriend: Jah – thats right… You know I love you “BayWolf”- but you are NOT at twifan -NOT even a twihard – You are a twiNERD -that’s what you are!!
Me: Thanks – Love you too <3

And maybe that is why I love LTT so much…?

Have a nice day outthere everyone! – where ever in the world you may sit and read LTT – just as I do <3 <3