@ 9:39. No we don't; read this. You should have told her that rough anal sex will keep her awake better than lattes and then offer to savage her asshole. See? We are much more creative than relating everything to cum

12:48 Depends entirely on who is making the coffee/espresso. Having said that - America is known throughout the the rest of the world for having the worst coffee - both in taste and caffeine content. Sorry to break it to you...