Sexual harassment

A couple of the management here have suggested that I might need an assistant to help with my workload, obviously my attempts at looking busy are working but since I built robots and software to automate most of my day to day tasks I'm actually not all that busy. There are peaks when something needs rushing but when it doesn't... well, I'm posting on here aren't I? You get the picture.

The thing is, the assistant he has offered me is the hottest woman in the place and although she is so far out of my league its in a parallel universe, I was tempted to take up the offer.

The only problem is that if I did, I'm pretty sure I'd be fired within the week for sexual harassment.

The only problem is that you still think in terms like "league" and "I can't control my harassing nature".

It's called TALKING TO PEOPLE. What are you, 16?

I'd have to second this.

Regardless, does nobody consider the distraction factor? As strange as it sounds I would hate to have an attractive woman in my workplace. I do a job that requires laser-like focus for hours on end in a noisy enviroment. I already write retarded code when I'm tired or the least bit distracted, the last thing I need is thinking about the hot girl in the next office.