I think we will get more action in this topic if we change the paradigm a little: Don't mean to take liberty...but I think we may get a few more laughs. For me personally, it's hard to transcribe a joke in text.So... I'm going with funny quotes: I think we can also use funny pics with quotes. For example, Mike Coles has that funny picture he designed...something like Happy Birthday: F*... Y..

I digress:

"Drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day."