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Friday, January 02, 2004

Dodging Healthy Players

Concerned, I guess, that their payroll was too low and their number of healthy players too high, the Dodgers signed a contract to pay J.D. "DL" Drew 55 million dollars to sit on their bench and nurse a sore knee.

Drew will bring years of experience in watching baseball games to the Dodgers bench.