Fellow Americans, lets all join hands and give a heartfelt thanks to Great Britain, because they have just jumped on a live grenade for us. If we have the same "lulz I wonder what happens if we vote like this?" attitude in November, we'll have a criminal millionaire with bad hair running the country...

... No! I was describing TRUMP, not Clinton! But now that you mention it...

Anyhoo, THANK YOU for your interesting social experiment and you're more than welcome to join the USAnity! 'Murrica could always use a few more states, 'cause, Manifest Destiny and stuff.

______________________Fandangling across the moony sky,went the Beezee bold as brass,side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.~Joe________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!

Truth be told, I was having trouble with my SlingTV streaming, and a wizard appeared and said he could give me a steady connection for almost five minutes at a time, but um,... therewouldbehorribleconsequencesthatiagreedtobecauseiwasntlisteningbecauseiwaswatchingRickandMorty.