Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

I'm so confused... how is this an FML? At all? How does this even make sense? This isn't something I care about in the slightest. it's like saying: today I walked into my kitchen and ate some cereal. The cereal expires next week. Who cares? There's no comical element to this at all!!!!

today, I was walking down the street when a cop pulled over next to me. he said, "you know I can't let you do this. you know those jeans you bought? there's a huge hole in the butt." and drove away. he was right. FML

maybe it creeped her out to know that the cop knew she had just bought them. for all he should know she could've bought them last week and just forgotten to take the sticker off. so they were probly just freaked out to think a cop was stalking them.