Quayle's first response to the juicy scandal was to say that his only connection with dirtyscottsdale.com was having provided the startup with a referral for legal advice. I wonder if this was the genesis of Kocharn Kardashian...

Anyway, I'm sure I know what you're thinking--yes, what a nightmare for Thetas! But after some serious abuse in the comments section, "Karen" stepped in with a spirited defense of the organization:

Karen says:

I’m sorry but last I checked people only dress like this when it’s hmmmmm HALLOWEEN? For those of you trying to drop dirt on this pic please stop embarassing yourself because every negative thing you have to say only shows how insecure of a person you are. Only someone happy with themselves would have enough respect for themselves to keep their negative thoughts and comments to themselves. I find it funny that the fact that these girls are in Theta seems to get broughten up each time. Jealousy? Point blank you would be a damn fool to ever fix your mouth to talk shit about Theta because Theta is the best house IN THE NATION ( Founder’s Day Theta of the Nation Award 2006 bitches) Oh wait and Chapter of the Year 2006 and what is that? CHAPTER OF THE YEAR 2007! Girls wish they were in Theta and if given the chance would jump all over that opportunity. Beg to differ? Don’t make yourself look stupid because everybody knows Theta is the best and will stay the best. Wanna know why? Because Theta keeps it real and classy. Far from conceited and more PROUD than ever. Most importantly, Thetas LIKE JACLYN AND LIBBY bring people up and don’t strive to put people down. If you don’t know a Theta get to know them because they will give every other sorority girl on campus a run for the money. Once again, stop the hating, jealousy rots the bone. THETA WHATTT, THETA WHO?????????? Any negative response from now on is just a plea for attention haha but it just makes these girls and Theta know how much you envy us. Pathetic.