You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

Adam Carolla Society Quotes

Well the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

Adam Carolla Patriotism Quote

I’ve never really broken this down before but in movies you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV you’re kind of connected but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio there’s more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it’s like you’re literally inside of your fans.

Adam Carolla Movies Quote

People look at me and they go ‘You’re white you’re smart you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’

Adam Carolla Money Quote

I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work and then purchase health insurance or whatever it is.

Adam Carolla Health Quote

All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Adam Carolla Government Quote

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

Adam Carolla Future Quote

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor I’m just gonna tell her ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you they can’t really fire you and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.’

Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?

It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

Adam Carolla Funny Quotes

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

Adam Carolla Freedom Quote

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good solid peasant food.