Jordan Rubin is back to experience the insanity that is Sklarbro County! Jordan tells us about working on a horror-comedy called Zombeavers, why he got over Twitter, and a terrifying tale of poop. Daniel Van Kirk also brings us some crazy stories that involve Suburban men being charged after their housekeeper eats a pot brownie, a woman who hid a loaded gun in the last place you’d expect, and a Tennessee man who is suing Apple for giving him easy access to porn. Plus, a wandering Steven Seagal leaves us a special voicemail!