Burns: These two gentlemen are American as apple pie! Hans and Fritz, why that's just... John and Frank!Quimby: Ich bin ein SpringfielderCarl: Oh this ain't good!Homer: We'll all lose our jobs!Marge: Look at all those worried faces, except for Lenny, he looks great!Lenny: (with mouth surgery) This is the worst day of my life.

Horst: Homer, could we have a word with you?Homer: No.Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is how you say...inelegant. I meant to say may we have a brief, friendly chat?Homer: No!Horst: Once again I have failed. (Reading from a German-English phrasebook) We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.Homer: (Yelling)No!

Marge: You spent fifty two hundred dollars on beer?Homer: Fifty two hundred, what are you talking about? (sees the TV) Oh my god! I sold it all for twenty-five bucks!Bart: (kicks him in the rear) Come on, everybody, it makes you feel better.

Horst: Zen, you must have some good ideas for ze future as vell?Homer: I sure do (7 seconds of blank)Horst: Such az?Homer: Well uuh... I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about taking beat-up dollar bills.