Heroes: The leader of my youth group who convinced me to choose abstinenceHobbies: Shopping for revealing outfits, bending over to pick things up, falling asleep immediately after a dinner date, dry humpingLife’s Goal: To make a man’s head explodeProfession: Exotic dancer

10.14.2009

Letís start a conspiracy of Love!

Dustin Age: 50 Price Hill

Heroes: Bigfoot, the alien who abducted me, Lyndon Larouche, the many scholars who work tirelessly to prove that the moon landing was faked by Mexican drug lords

Hobbies: Extensive internet research into government sponsored spontaneous combustion, tracking down information on the British Royal Family’s mobile meth labs

Life’s Goal: To prove the existence of the race of lizards who control the world banks