i was inspired by some of my fellow orgers to not lurk anymore lol yes ive been lurking...

so this thread is dedicated to all the innocent words that are said in innocent conversations that auto trigger a dirty thought.. yes i admit this has been happening to me alot lately... ive had my head in the gutter big time lately...

so here we go this was my conversation today...

it was a girls birthday at work and she says...

did you have one of those cupcakes? they are so good and moist ...

so thats triggered a hardcore laugh followed by a dirty thought...

i cant help myself whenever i hear the word moist my mind immediatly goes straight to the gutter...

anybody else wanna share an innocent word gone dirty?

also whenever i call to my husband to come help me with something and he responds... "ok hunny im coming" i always sniker to myself and grin an evil smile...

deep thoughts with insatiable3

i would for you all to add to this.. im sure some of you all have some good ones

[Edited 8/30/10 20:55pm]

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #1 posted 08/30/10 9:07pm

CHIC0

i use "moist" a lot. usually when i love something. i.e. this song makes me moist. but i've also been told to never use that word again.

guys can get moist about things too.

LOVE
♪♫♪♫♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣

Reply #2 posted 08/30/10 9:09pm

baroque

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

Reply #3 posted 08/30/10 9:15pm

CHIC0

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

LOVE
♪♫♪♫♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣

Reply #4 posted 08/30/10 9:19pm

insatiable3

@ both of you

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #5 posted 08/30/10 9:20pm

ZombieKitten

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

damp would also work

Reply #6 posted 08/30/10 9:23pm

insatiable3

ZombieKitten said:

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

damp would also work

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #7 posted 08/30/10 9:25pm

ZombieKitten

insatiable3 said:

ZombieKitten said:

damp would also work

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

this cake is so damp!

Reply #8 posted 08/30/10 9:26pm

insatiable3

ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

this cake is so damp!

hell yeah

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #9 posted 08/30/10 9:28pm

CHIC0

such filth.

LOVE
♪♫♪♫♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣

Reply #10 posted 08/30/10 9:31pm

RenHoek

moderator

this thread made me moist...

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon

Reply #11 posted 08/30/10 9:32pm

insatiable3

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #12 posted 08/30/10 9:34pm

insatiable3

RenHoek said:

this thread made me moist...

omg lmfao

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #13 posted 08/30/10 9:37pm

ZombieKitten

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

finding it hard to turn on the missus?

call:

Reply #14 posted 08/30/10 9:41pm

insatiable3

ok another one:

that was a very stimulating experience..

that water pressure feels so stimulating..

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #15 posted 08/30/10 9:42pm

insatiable3

ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

finding it hard to turn on the missus?

call:

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #16 posted 08/30/10 9:45pm

funkycat00

The PA announcements at my job. "More bang for your buck!"

Reply #17 posted 08/30/10 9:47pm

CHIC0

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

LOVE
♪♫♪♫♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣

Reply #18 posted 08/30/10 9:50pm

insatiable3

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

ok i gotta ask where do you work thats hilarious

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #19 posted 08/30/10 9:51pm

insatiable3

funkycat00 said:

The PA announcements at my job. "More bang for your buck!"

magical just magical

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #20 posted 08/30/10 11:18pm

FauxReal

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

First word that came to mind for me.

I always thought it was nice of Walmart to have a Tire and Lube center. They really go that extra mile.

Reply #21 posted 08/31/10 12:02am

luv4u

Moderator

moderator

When hubby told me today he was feeling HotI had dirty thoughts

He had actually been sitting outside in the heat for a bit too long

Edmonton, AB -

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben

Reply #22 posted 08/31/10 1:18am

Lisa10

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Engine talk.

Reply #23 posted 08/31/10 5:27am

chocolatehandles

now that's a hard one

Reply #24 posted 08/31/10 5:51am

orger

chocolatehandles said:

now that's a hard one

thank you

How is it you feel?

Reply #25 posted 08/31/10 5:53am

tinaz

luv4u said:

When hubby told me today he was feeling HotI had dirty thoughts

He had actually been sitting outside in the heat for a bit too long

~~~~~ Oh that﻿ voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~

Reply #26 posted 08/31/10 5:54am

XxAxX

throbbing

Reply #27 posted 08/31/10 6:35am

Ottensen

diddle ?

Reply #28 posted 08/31/10 6:44am

tinaz

Everytime I hear "caulk" I never hear the "L"...

~~~~~ Oh that﻿ voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~

Reply #29 posted 08/31/10 6:58am

Genesia

Most commonly heard on the putting green...

Get in the hole!

I mean if he did have sex he would break every rule Jehova's have regarding premarital sex so Prince is really just friends with them all anyway.

Reply #30 posted 08/31/10 8:30am

Mach

Hump day

... over the hump

Reply #31 posted 08/31/10 8:32am

NMuzakNSoul

Balls. Boa constructor.

Balls.

Balls.

Reply #32 posted 08/31/10 8:34am

PunkMistress

rectory

homeowner

sextuplet

analyze

It's what you make it.

Reply #33 posted 08/31/10 8:36am

NMuzakNSoul

PunkMistress said:

rectory

homeowner

sextuplet

analyze

Yeah at analyze. I say that a lot and everytime I be like hmm. I do have someone I wish to analyze actually. To study...

To study.

Reply #34 posted 08/31/10 9:09am

insatiable3

Ok this is one of my favorites how about uranus.... bahhahahaha

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....

Reply #35 posted 08/31/10 10:27am

retina

Beaches

As in "we've got lots of nice beaches in Florida".

To me it always sounds like another, similar-sounding word...

Reply #36 posted 08/31/10 10:29am

XxAxX

when people talk abouit being "rear-ended" in traffic

[Edited 9/1/10 5:46am]

Reply #37 posted 08/31/10 10:47am

Cinnie

Where I work, there are shelves that move to save space.

I started to move a shelf when someone was putting a folder away in that aisle, advising her she can stand there just holding the folder while the shelf moves back and slides on top.

She just started laughing.

Reply #38 posted 08/31/10 10:54am

Genesia

More golf...

Want me to wash your balls for you?

I mean if he did have sex he would break every rule Jehova's have regarding premarital sex so Prince is really just friends with them all anyway.

Reply #39 posted 08/31/10 11:00am

Shorty

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

hmm...I wonder if you work with disc drives? I used to test them and we said alot of stick it in and pull it out...it would always make someone chuckle a bit.

"not a fan" yeah...ok

Reply #40 posted 08/31/10 11:08am

SHOCKADELICA1

Dickie

Those fake turtle neck things.

For some reason I always crack up when somebody their gonna put a "dickie" on.

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

And thrust?

Reply #42 posted 08/31/10 1:14pm

RenHoek

moderator

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon

Reply #43 posted 08/31/10 1:38pm

tinaz

RenHoek said:

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

See, its an akward word!

~~~~~ Oh that﻿ voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~

Reply #44 posted 08/31/10 1:39pm

CHIC0

Lisa10 said:

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

And thrust?

not so much. lol

but there are a lot of 'stiffs' around.

LOVE
♪♫♪♫♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣

Reply #45 posted 08/31/10 2:11pm

Nothinbutjoy

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

I'm firmly planted in denial

Reply #46 posted 08/31/10 2:20pm

Genesia

Nothinbutjoy said:

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

Flaccid.

I mean if he did have sex he would break every rule Jehova's have regarding premarital sex so Prince is really just friends with them all anyway.

Reply #47 posted 08/31/10 2:45pm

blueblossom

"sticky" oh yes that will do it for me

also

"smells fishy" --- ha ha ha ROFLMAO!!

looking at a skyscraper "what a huge erection" oh yes.....

"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...

Reply #48 posted 08/31/10 2:53pm

Nothinbutjoy

Genesia said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

I didn't know Dick Gregory used to be a comic before he thrust himself into civil rights.

Into the Night was a good movie.

Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill was hilarious.

I can't think of any words that trigger a filthy mind. Sorry.

Reply #53 posted 08/31/10 6:05pm

ZombieKitten

Reply #54 posted 08/31/10 7:10pm

paintsprayer

tinaz said:

RenHoek said:

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

See, its an akward word!

My wife was in a a toy store with the kids once and was looking at some sort of marker that let kids draw on the wall during a bath. A woman rushed over and told her "don't buy that it stained my husbands caulk" ...she had to walk away.

When I worked at Home Depot a guy came in and said to the woman behind the service desk "if I was caulk where would I hide". I told her she should call the cops.

Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall

Reply #55 posted 08/31/10 7:12pm

paintsprayer

Last week after working on the car I told my wife I had to put some fluid in my rear end

Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall

Reply #56 posted 08/31/10 7:21pm

ZombieKitten

paintsprayer said:

Last week after working on the car I told my wife I had to put some fluid in my rear end

Reply #57 posted 08/31/10 7:24pm

728huey

I saw a hairy pussy cat the other day. It made me think about how people need to check the oil in their car by observing the oil on their dipstick. It also made me think about why it took so long fot BP to plug the hole in that well in the Gulf. Then I noticed a picture on the wall tilting awkwardly, so I had to mount the frame again. Then I had a flashback to this spring, when the volcano in Iceland erupted and spilled its lava all over.

Reply #58 posted 08/31/10 7:26pm

PunkMistress

paintsprayer said:

tinaz said:

See, its an akward word!

My wife was in a a toy store with the kids once and was looking at some sort of marker that let kids draw on the wall during a bath. A woman rushed over and told her "don't buy that it stained my husbands caulk" ...she had to walk away.

When I worked at Home Depot a guy came in and said to the woman behind the service desk "if I was caulk where would I hide". I told her she should call the cops.

It's what you make it.

Reply #59 posted 08/31/10 9:14pm

BklynBabe

y'all nuts!

Reply #60 posted 09/01/10 12:02am

NMuzakNSoul

Reply #61 posted 09/01/10 3:30am

chocolatehandles

Today i had to type a Quote for some repair work...i laughed my head off when i saw the word

manhole.... cut throught the manhole to make it bigger

Reply #62 posted 09/01/10 6:28am

Shorty

Unit
my unit
your unit
the unit
it's always funny

"not a fan" yeah...ok

Reply #63 posted 09/01/10 12:44pm

paintsprayer

When we would sell tires and do a curtesy suspension check I would get to tell women that "your front end is tight"

Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall

Reply #64 posted 09/02/10 1:00pm

DesireeNevermind

chocolatehandles said:

Today i had to type a Quote for some repair work...i laughed my head off when i saw the word

manhole.... cut throught the manhole to make it bigger

Cut through the manhole to make it bigger

Got that ass on my gat while I pull the trigger

Reply #65 posted 09/02/10 1:02pm

Lisa10

Fuck always triggers a filthy mind for me.

Reply #66 posted 09/02/10 4:29pm

ZombieKitten

Lisa10 said:

Fuck always triggers a filthy mind for me.

Reply #67 posted 09/02/10 4:48pm

chocolatehandles

DesireeNevermind said:

chocolatehandles said:

Today i had to type a Quote for some repair work...i laughed my head off when i saw the word

manhole.... cut throught the manhole to make it bigger

Cut through the manhole to make it bigger

Got that ass on my gat while I pull the trigger

OMG

sounds like a prince song

Reply #68 posted 09/02/10 5:44pm

Militant

moderator

PunkMistress said:

homeowner

LMFAO.

I seriously thought I was the only one that always laughed at that.

Especially cos of the adverts on TV that come on saying "Are you a homeowner?"