UTCX #5 (Hooters!)

Best line I heard on Saturday? “Oh great, I’m gonna get beat by a guy with fake boobs” … and get beat he did, along with a Rock Lobster, Batman (Jake Pantone), a Trojan Warrior (Alex Grant), Peewee Herman, what may have been a Chippendale’s dancer (Kevin Hulick … I dunno, bibshorts and a red bow-tie? Maybe he was also Peewee Herman, sans suit, but with tie), and a circa-1990 acid-washed-jeans-muscle-car douchebag (Jason Sager) and anyone else that cared to show up.