Theater’s new broker is the Internet. Co-producer Janet Kagan’s off-B’way “Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812” graduates to the Imperial (hopefully it has a long marquee). A takeoff on Tolstoy’s “War and Peace,” which is even longer than the title, this stars Josh Groban. Kagan’s Internet blast delivered $2 mil in sales.

We’re into Anglomania. “Les Liaisons Dangereuses,” which comes here again, played earlier at the Donmar Warehouse. That’s in Covent Garden. It will re-liaise here at the Booth near “American Psycho,” which, early in its psycho-ing, psyched in London. Note: “The Color Purple,” same street, was also a London transfer.

And, to join clogged 45th comes “The Encounter,” Simon McBurney’s one-man schlep up the Amazon, which sinks or swims at the Golden. At what venue did it premiere? Edinburgh Festival.

And Steve Martin, who co-created “Bright Star,” now itches to be another thittir bright star. He’s cranking up another project to test at Long Wharf. That’s Connecticut — and that’s New England.

NYC’s The Great Brit Way.

Also, leave us not fiddle with “Fiddler.” During Act 1, an audience dispute arose over cellphones. Came a second outburst. At intermission, some folks were moved, some folks removed. And a blessing on ushers’ heads, mazel tov. mazel tov.

In big-screen developments…

Sebastian Stan, handsome dude slashing and crashing through “Captain America: Civil War,” which has smashed and bashed through close to $1 billion globally, is starring in “I’m Not Here.” Set in the ’80s and ’90s, it stars 2015 Academy Award winner J.K. Simmons, whose wife, Michelle Schumacher, directed it.

Working girl

Yahoo without Katie Couric? It’ll attract only yo-yos. With her, it’s hoo-hahs. Anyway, still standing and still smiling, she says: “Look, I love interesting people. I’m still passionate and curious and wanting and willing to do the job. So it’s wait and see who buys it. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to work hard. It’s all I know to do.”

Book nook

Like: Applying car salesmen techniques can also convince your child to eat veggies, not candy. Identify your strong points, work until you’re good at it, forget weaknesses, focus on your strengths. Introverts can be as skilled as extroverts. The world owes you only opportunity. No one gives you happiness, love and respect; you earn them. And “Ten Ways To Ask for a Raise.”

“Sales are the key to success.” And he says it for $27.99. St. Martin’s Press.

More. A.R. Bernard’s new book, “Four Things Women Want From a Man,” has front cover quotes from the Denzel Washingtons, whom he’s counseled. Married 44 years, seven children, six daughters-in-law, 21 grandkids and a congregation of 37,000, must be Pastor Bernard knows something.

Swallows to Capistrano left behind a mama and two babies, who like my terrace, but it’s now weeks. Making a home visit, the Audubon Society said to leave them alone.