One ACE textbook asks: "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the 'Loch Ness Monster' in Scotland? 'Nessie' for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur."

It doesn't so much disprove evolution as it does prove evolution can be stopped. Which is important, since what evolution basically does is move humanity further away from God's image. This has been the major problem with evolution from the beginning, a fact that most evolutionists can't seem to understand. See, man was created (and do make note that the term is "created," not "evoluted") in God's image. Which means that man is just like God. But, you know, mortal. What evolution truly represents, then, is a further rendering of Man's ancient fall in the Garden of Eden, when Satan, the great tempter, offered Eve an apple that he promised would make her wiser and more aware. That would, in other words, evolve her past the already perfect mold into which she'd been cast. She took that first chance to evolve, unfortunately, and witness now everything that's happened since.

You see, every "evolution" is simply another attempt by Satan to lure humanity further astray, further away from God's own blessed image. And not just humanity, but ALL of God's creation. Birds, elephants, tigers, you name it. Satan wants to turn the entire world from what it was into what he wants it to be, which is hell. An evolved hell. This is why so many experts refer to "evolution" as evilution. Because it is, at its most fundamental level, a movement toward evil. What Nessie represents, and what we can all take hope from, is that for thousands and thousands of years, this one creature has been swimming in the loch and has successfully resisted all of the great tempter's temptations. Nessie shows us that, in this corrupt world of fast money and loose morals and constant change, it is possible to stay true to yourself and resists the siren's lure of "evolution." Nessie gives us hope.

Pocket Ninja:It doesn't so much disprove evolution as it does prove evolution can be stopped. Which is important, since what evolution basically does is move humanity further away from God's image. This has been the major problem with evolution from the beginning, a fact that most evolutionists can't seem to understand. See, man was created (and do make note that the term is "created," not "evoluted") in God's image. Which means that man is just like God. But, you know, mortal. What evolution truly represents, then, is a further rendering of Man's ancient fall in the Garden of Eden, when Satan, the great tempter, offered Eve an apple that he promised would make her wiser and more aware. That would, in other words, evolve her past the already perfect mold into which she'd been cast. She took that first chance to evolve, unfortunately, and witness now everything that's happened since.

You see, every "evolution" is simply another attempt by Satan to lure humanity further astray, further away from God's own blessed image. And not just humanity, but ALL of God's creation. Birds, elephants, tigers, you name it. Satan wants to turn the entire world from what it was into what he wants it to be, which is hell. An evolved hell. This is why so many experts refer to "evolution" as evilution. Because it is, at its most fundamental level, a movement toward evil. What Nessie represents, and what we can all take hope from, is that for thousands and thousands of years, this one creature has been swimming in the loch and has successfully resisted all of the great tempter's temptations. Nessie shows us that, in this corrupt world of fast money and loose morals and constant change, it is possible to stay true to yourself and resists the siren's lure of "evolution." Nessie gives us hope.

I guess in fairness thus statement is actually an understatement: scientists are actually completely convinced that dinosaurs still exist today.

Not for the reasons creationists would like to believe, of course.

come take at look at the indigenous personnel who used to work at Action Park. living proof dinos and cavemen still exist. we've got people in this county who lurch, they can't even walk. gottdamm inbreds stopped evolving long ago.

Pocket Ninja:It doesn't so much disprove evolution as it does prove evolution can be stopped. Which is important, since what evolution basically does is move humanity further away from God's image. This has been the major problem with evolution from the beginning, a fact that most evolutionists can't seem to understand. See, man was created (and do make note that the term is "created," not "evoluted") in God's image. Which means that man is just like God. But, you know, mortal. What evolution truly represents, then, is a further rendering of Man's ancient fall in the Garden of Eden, when Satan, the great tempter, offered Eve an apple that he promised would make her wiser and more aware. That would, in other words, evolve her past the already perfect mold into which she'd been cast. She took that first chance to evolve, unfortunately, and witness now everything that's happened since.

You see, every "evolution" is simply another attempt by Satan to lure humanity further astray, further away from God's own blessed image. And not just humanity, but ALL of God's creation. Birds, elephants, tigers, you name it. Satan wants to turn the entire world from what it was into what he wants it to be, which is hell. An evolved hell. This is why so many experts refer to "evolution" as evilution. Because it is, at its most fundamental level, a movement toward evil. What Nessie represents, and what we can all take hope from, is that for thousands and thousands of years, this one creature has been swimming in the loch and has successfully resisted all of the great tempter's temptations. Nessie shows us that, in this corrupt world of fast money and loose morals and constant change, it is possible to stay true to yourself and resists the siren's lure of "evolution." Nessie gives us hope.

kid_icarus:One ACE textbook asks: "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the 'Loch Ness Monster' in Scotland? 'Nessie' for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur."

Sigh. Poor Nessie. She's totally apolitical, always staying out of bullshiat arguments like this, just a little something to keep the spirit of mystery and discovery alive in our modern world, and a bunch of unifiers go and bring her in. Not an honorable strategy, guys. I really thought it would be the separatists who brought dinosaurs into this debate.

Good morning class. Isn't this a wonderful day that the Lord has made? Amen, brothers and sisters. Amen.

Today, we are going to have a special guest in this classroom. Boy and girls, God has agreed to appear before us if only we all pray. Now pray very hard, kids. God's waiting.

Well, obviously someone wasn't praying hard enough. Was it you, Jimmy? Were you daydreaming Jimmy? Well, boy and girls, Jimmy's lack of faith has caused God to not come and visit us. What should we do with Jimmy, boys and girls? Crucify him? Well, let's start with the physical and spiritual torment and see what happens next, shall we?

Okay, we've beaten him pretty badly. But God preaches forgiveness, so we forgive you, Jimmy. Did you find all your teeth? Just put them in your desk, Jimmy. Maybe you can pray for some new ones.

So, Jimmy. We forgive you for not praying and not allowing God to come in to this classroom. And as a good Christian, you have to forgive us for beating you and torturing you. Do you forgive us? Great. Just tell your parents you fell down on the sidewalk on the way home. It's what Jesus would want.

Well, that's all the time we have for theology today. Let's move on to math. Why don't we all pray very hard and with faith and God will solve these simple math problems for us. Is everyone praying. What? Nothing again? Jimmy, you really are holding the class back. We may have to banish you to the closet of shame.

The same copy-pasta he always comes up with: mined quotes that has little to nothing to do with the issue at hand. Bevet-bot has ceased to be funny - shame he couldn't evolve his arguments a bit to at least keep himself amusing.

We all knew the voucher program would bring hell, but this? This is terrible.

/btw PocketNinja, besides your regular dose of awesome, you brought up a good point. if man is created in God's image, but was unaware and childish before eating the apple fig, wouldn't that imply that God was likewise?