Christina Aguilera Rolls Out the Big Guns

Christina Aguilera has a new music video out. It’s a Spanish ballad. I’m not going to listen to it because I’ll probably end up crying thinking about the caballero that got away. But I’ll be damned if I’m not going to look at how they managed to make her look like a skinny blonde girl with big tits. That’s some voodoo magic right there.