Not a ton to say about the most recent Modern Family, which featured two subplots straight out of the Wacky Misunderstanding School of Sitcomedy—though for my money, the most amusing storyline involved Phil and Claire’s shared dorky love of bad movies. (Phil on sequels: “They usually get a new cast around 5. That’s where the magic really happens.”)

As for the others, points for an actual funny use of a dribble glass and for keeping me from seeing the Mitch-and-Cam twist coming (though it seemed pretty clear that some twist was coming). But enough about me! You need to have your reaction.