Now You Can Play Worst Company In America Comment Bingo!

Regular readers of Consumerist comments have pointed out that you could set up a Bingo game based on oft-repeated sentiments, phrases, and gripes. Now, longtime commenter and all-around awesome human being catastrophegirl has created a set of Bingo cards just to play along with the Worst Company In America 2012 tournament!

it could be worse. guys on okcupid try to be cute and email me with “hey catgirl” instead of typing the whole thing out. i tell them to google catgirl and realize why it’s not necessarily a cute nickname

I will now spend the rest of the days before the end of WCIA making only the comments listed on these cards.
BINGO FOR ALL THE CONSUMERISTS (I blame Obama for going to the credit union instead of [redacted].

Would someone at Consumer Reports smack Chris Moran up the
side of his head? This blog is supposed to be about DOING SOMETHING
about the abuses that we are all subjected to from the companies that
make up this consumer-based hell we have created for ourselves. I’m
sure we can find enough humor in that than going as far as playing
madlibs for gosh sakes.