Husbands Across the Universe,

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I implore you to do one thing:

PLEEEEEASE

TAKE

THE

COLLAR-STAYS

OUT

OF

YOUR

SHIRT

BEFORE

YOU

PUT

IT

IN

THE

LAUNDRY...

!!!

Perhaps the constant rattling coming from the dryer at 1 am is soothing to you? Or maybe you enjoy the exercise of fishing those suckers out of the bottom of the washing machine? Or maybe you were trying to expand your collection of collar-stay piles to yet another room in the house?