"Where the girl’s mouth is of the tiny, rosebud type, then one need not worry about what to do. … However, there are many girls whose lips are broad and generous, whose lips are on the order of Joan Crawford’s, for instance. The technique in kissing such lips is different. For, were one to allow his lips to remain centered, there would be wide expanses of lips, untouched and, therefore, wasted. In such cases, instead of remaining adhered to the center of the lips, the young man should lift up his lips a trifle and begin to travel around the girl’s lips, stopping a number of times to drop a firm kiss in passing. When you have made a complete round of the lips, return immediately to the center bud and feast there. Feast there as did the lover of Fatimas, in Tennyson’s poem, in which it was written that: ‘Once he drew, with one long kiss, my whole soul through my lips — as sunlight drinketh dew.’

Gentlemen are not supposed to kiss and tell! You'd be ousted right outta 1936. To the time machine, mumbles! Quickly! Come back to the modern age where you belong! To the confessional realms of forums, Livejournals, blogs, FB and tweets where you can share freely and not be ostracized!

Gentlemen are not supposed to kiss and tell! You'd be ousted right outta 1936. To the time machine, mumbles! Quickly! Come back to the modern age where you belong! To the confessional realms of forums, Livejournals, blogs, FB and tweets where you can share freely and not be ostracized!

Wait - how did I miss the part where mumbles claimed to be a gentleman?