__________________Most people don't even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn't make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.

The Eye and Pyramid are a well-oiled machine, serrated cogs lubricated on aptitude, ambition, and ruthlessness. In this epoch of information and equality, the Illuminati is king. The ruled do not complain if they detect no ruler. The Illuminati spill seminal thoughts into the gravid heads of the masses, while the other factions flail to the old dance.
Cue the ritual chant: "Fuck or be fucked."
Conventional warfare is obsolete. Cue the paradigm war. The Illuminati strive to ascend as a pantheon of zeigeists.

-"This is HQ. Report."
"The villagers managed to uncover a cultist. During the resulting chaos I noticed a suspicious bearded man. Following him now"
-"Ok. Proceed"

Fidoh, Cultist -- Opgehangen

"Target is on the move. Joining up with other individuals, presumably cultists. They are about to attack a villager. Target is pushing someone away.
-"Do not reveal your position, Enforcer."

Acku, Gewone Dorpeling - Belagen door Cultists

"They killed a villager. Target is moving away from the scene."
-"Now we are certain. Follow."
"On the move.