Those who vote for me will NOT have their windpipes blocked by the Dark Side:

A man
claiming to be the official candidate of the Ukrainian Internet Party presses the flesh
with Ukrainian soldiers outside the Central Election Commission building in Kiev. Ukraine
is holding a presidential election on May 25 following the ousting of pro-Moscow
leader Viktor Yanukovych.

English teacher Mae Pardlow barks out
instructions at Orchard Knob Middle School's boot camp for seventh-graders in Chattanooga,
Tenn. The students were drilled in math, science, social studies and language skills.

Russian soldiers jump off their tank during military exercises
in Russia's Volgograd region. Troops deployed close to the Ukrainian border will return
to base after completing their exercises, Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said.