Gonzo: Kermit are you busy?
Kermit: Well yes, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: Van Gogh impressions.

Gonzo: I'm an artist. You hear me? An artist!
Kermit: Then you should have gotten my Van Gogh joke.

Ernie: Look how the fish move their mouths. They go "moom moom moom."
Bert: I have never seen Talbot go "moom moom moom"
Ernie: Well that one sure is.
Bert: That's not Talbot.
Ernie: Who is it?
Bert: That's.... I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!

Cookie: Cookies not done yet! What taking do long? It like medieval cookie torture!