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Don't Call Me Kevie

Yes it's true. The only reason I go to weddings is the for icing on wedding cakes. That stuff is the best. If I could, I'd buy it bulk and eat it for breakfast. Maybe even on toast. But that would be wrong, so I don't.

I've got a wedding in 2 and a half hours to go to. Don't worry, I'll start getting ready soon-ish. It should be nice, as it's actually a 25th Wedding Anniversary Re-affirmation ceremony. The wife/bride has always said the first wedding was more about what her parents wanted, and so they're having another wedding the way they want it. They're even having a 3 week honeymoon on Hamilton Island. Lucky buggars.

There's only one thing I don't like about it. Every single re-affirmation ceremony I've gone to, or heard about has resulted in the couple breaking up about 6 months later. It could just be a co-incidence, but it seems that as a last hope to save marriages people spend tens of thousands of dollars to re-do the wedding. I don't think Shane and Tina will go down that road. They are one of those couples that are love personified. Completely together - cannot sleep if the other isn't there. It's a beautiful thing to witness.