A few other things that have roughly the same odds? You being audited by the IRS (150-to-1), you writing a New York Times’ bestseller (220-to-1), and you dating a millionaire (215-to-1).

However, after winning primaries left and right, Donald Trump is now at 2-to-1 odds to be moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. That is an odds shift of epic proportions. In sticking with the Browns’ analogy, the team would need to kidnap several Pro Bowl players, force them into a Cleveland jersey, and still probably need some divine intervention to get down to 2-to-1 to win the Super Bowl.

And with The Donald’s odds becoming increasingly better, more and more Americans are looking for their potential way out - and Canada seems like the go-to choice.

The phrase “how can I move to Canada?” spiked almost 1,150 percent after Trump dominated the Super Tuesday results. A Cape Breton man even created a website attempting to recruit American immigrants to the region.

Though Hillary Clinton is still the odds-on favorite to become the next POTUS, we can understand if some Americans are getting their ducks in a row for a different outcome. But is Canada really a better choice than the United States?

There are a few statistical advantages to packing up and moving north of the border. For one, you are much less likely to be murdered in Canada. There is a 1-in-22,222 chance of someone taking your life in the United States compared to just 1-in-70,000 in Canada.

Additionally there are 10 times more people in the United States. So you can breathe, a rather cold, sigh of relief if you live in the True North Strong and Free.

Not to say that America doesn’t have its perks. Food is much cheaper in the U.S., except for potatoes thanks to Prince Edward Island.

Comparing America to Canada Statistically

Category

America

Canada

Population

313 M

33 M

Life Expectancy

78.37

81.38

World Peace Index

94

7

Chances of Being Murdered

1-in-22,222

1-in-70,000

Bacon Calories

151 per 28 grams

87 per 47 grams

Average Commuting Time

51 minutes

65 minutes

Price of 1L of Milk

$0.99

$1.80

Average Price of Chicken Breasts

$7.56

$11.23

Number of Katy Perry Concerts (2014)

39

8

Odds of Winning the Lottery

1-in-292 Million

1-in-14 Million

Food costs roughly 10 percent less in America compared to Canada, which means the odds you can splurge and get a few extra snacks is much greater. Hell, even a few brews are way cheaper in America. You wouldn’t be able to count the number of Canadians that trek across the border to bulk buy the cheaper beers for parties.

And if you want to see the biggest names in music you are going to want to stay in the United States. The top 10 touring artists in the world averaged roughly 10 shows in America for every one in Canada. The 10-to-1 odds to see the likes of Taylor Swift or Justin Timberlake is a tantalizing proposition.

Ultimately these numbers are just a small cross-section of the perks of living in either Canada or the United States. But there is one major statistic Canada has over America: There is a zero percent chance Donald Trump becomes the Prime Minister.

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