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Greetings and well met, Apple the Great, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thank you for creating an account and giving me this wonderful opportunity to send my minions through your refrigerator in search of quality mustard. Meantime, feel free to poke around, much to see, much to do. I do hope you like what you see and choose to stick around. If not, the door's right over there, and we also have several strategically-placed windows, if that is what you prefer.

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Feedback you want? This article brings a level of scholarship totally appropriate to this website. Good work, cheers! SpıkeѦ01:45 19-Feb-13

PS--If you had used the Move button, you could have preserved the history and draft copies on the way to the present state. On the other hand, if you want the draft in your userspace deleted, just list it on UN:QVFD and we'll get around to it. SpıkeѦ01:53 19-Feb-13

On your emerging article on Cambridge, I recall that a user recently was working on a system of categories including South East England. (Or maybe South West.) Locating and using such categories as are available in your article, when ready, will help readers find it. SpıkeѦ01:53 19-Feb-13

Excellent, there was an article on Cambridge a while back that was both unfunny and has now disappeared so I thought I'd write something.--Apple the Great (talk) 01:55, February 19, 2013 (UTC)

Yikes! yes it looks to have been potty-mouthed chavcruft. The bar is set low but you have already won a high-jump. In fact, I am switching on your autopatrolled bit so your edits won't beg in Special:RecentChanges to be reviewed by a Patroller. You have actually been on the site for longer than this feature has, so you were assumed to be a malicious vandal, until now. Cheers! SpıkeѦ02:04 19-Feb-13