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Sour Tales 🐄 #02 Tie The Knot

In every company there are people who love a cup of tea or coffee. In every company somebody is responsible for buying the milk for those beverages. Milk is not free so everybody needs to donate. One man has made it his business to make sure you do, and his name is, The Soulless Bureaucrat, and these are his Sour Tales.

Hello All

Could you all please pay the £2 for the month of January at your earliest convenience?

If you no longer wish to be a member please send me an email.

Please note that if you cancel your membership you will not be entered into any of the monthly prize draws in which fabulous prizes (i.e. used carrier bags) can be won!

The Performance Team milk club now has 14 members.

i.e. 3 new people have joined since last time.

Note: It is important to re-tie the knot after use (ensuring that the bag covers the lid) as a means of preventing ‘milk pilfering’, which is the single greatest threat to milk solvency.

It is the duty of every milk club member to ensure the security of milk.

Some people have had difficulty in tying the carrier bag around the bottle in a secure way.

If this persists I may have to introduce a mandatory bag tying training seminar; failure to complete training may result in cancellation of membership. Below is a photograph displaying the correct way to tie the knot.

Side angle of the knot

Front angle of the knot.

Another threat to solvency is cereal eating.

The milk club is for drinkers of beverages, which require the addition of milk, only.