Adult Sheldon Quotes

Adult Sheldon: My mother's fears that no one would be saved that Halloween night were proven incorrect.Mr. Lundy: As they kissed, she thought about the choices that led her to this moment.Adult Sheldon: Mr. Lundy's scene about lust made a deep impact on my brother's date.Mr. Lundy: Her youth was gone. She had traded her beauty for a few tawdry dollars, and now she had nothing left but shame and venereal disease.Adult Sheldon: She asked to be saved by Jesus.Veronica: [CRYING] I don't want to live like this anymore.Mary: Oh, just repeat after me-Adult Sheldon: And as it turns out, she was. She went on to live a life devoted to God, feeding the poor, even helping her sister start a literacy program for female prisoners. My brother, on the other hand, became a devout atheist after that night.Mary: We got one!

Adult Sheldon: While my sister and I are twins, we've always been different. By the age of two, I was reading books. Missy was content to eat them. By five, I had a healthy appreciation for a well-organized work space. My sister, less so.

Adult Sheldon: Visiting Tam's house for the first time was an emotional roller coaster.
For example, it's traditional in Vietnamese homes to have gruesome religious iconography near the entrance. I did not like that.
However, it's also customary to not wear shoes around the house for sanitary reasons. I did like that.
Interestingly, one of the main ingredients in Vietnamese cooking is an extremely pungent condiment known as fish sauce. I did not like that.
But before every meal, it's common for everyone to wash their hands and face. I did like that.
Forks are not customary in a Vietnamese household. I did not like that.
And instead of napkins, there was one towel for everyone to share at the table. Seriously, what are they thinking?

Adult Sheldon: For most students, the weekend represented two days of fun, freedom, and in the case of my brother, a chance to ignore all forms of hygiene. But this wasn't a typical weekend, because this was the weekend I got to do my parents' taxes.Sheldon: Howdy do, W-2.

Mary: Thank you, Lord, for this little boy.Sheldon: I knew I could fix it.Mary: [LAUGHS] Maybe it was you and the Lord.Adult Sheldon: I don't like sharing credit, but I knew in that moment it wasn't the appropriate time to say it.

Adult Sheldon: I started to think that Paige and I might have more in common than I thought.
Maybe my mother was right. I really did just need to get to know her better.Paige: Checkmate! You lose. [CHUCKLES] Guess that makes me the smartest.Adult Sheldon: I don't know if ten-year-old Spock ever flipped a chess board, but ten-year-old Sheldon sure did.

Adult Sheldon: : Vulcans use a technique called Kolinahr to suppress their emotions.Mary: [OFF-SCREEN] Sheldon, they're here!Adult Sheldon: Obviously, I wasn't a Vulcan. So I did the next best thing: took my feelings and shoved them down so far they may have been lost forever.

Adult Sheldon: The thought of spending an afternoon with Paige seemed excruciating, but I wanted to make my mother happy. I was torn.Dr. McCoy: The release of emotions, Mr. Spock, is what keeps us healthy Emotionally healthy, that is.Adult Sheldon: Luckily, the wise words of Gene Roddenberry flatly delivered by Leonard Nimoy resolved my dilemma.Mr. Spock: That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy.Adult Sheldon: I realized if Mr. Spock could rise above his emotions while the fate of the Enterprise hung in the balance, certainly I could tolerate Paige for a few hours.

Mary: Okay, look. You're right. I don't have many friends, so I was hoping to get to know Paige's mom. But if it makes you uncomfortable, then I will call her and cancel.Sheldon: I'll think about it.Mary: Thank you, baby.Adult Sheldon: Guilt and jealousy in the same day. I slept hard that night.

Adult Sheldon: My father's wisdom touched me deeply. Which is why, to this day, no matter what I'm going through, I am never irritating or abusive to any of my friends or loved ones. Ask them. They'll tell you.