Why not enliven your formal dinner, company event or conference with a witty, and uniquely English, conclusion? There's no need to spoil the after-dinner euphoria by throwing a damper on the Port and Stilton, and endure a wearisome, verbose account of the past year's events, perhaps given by a tedious old fossil! Instead, you be enjoying Gander and Flann.

Gander and Flann could respond, on behalf of the guests, by rounding off the evening with a wry and humorous look at the human condition, through the prism of the animal kingdom. Hippopotami, Warthogs, Gnus, Sloths, or even an opinionated French General can be served at your dinner table, along with many other humorous songs, observations and anecdotes.