Superman is re-imagined as an Emo teenager for the Twilight generation! (Great Scott…)

Originally posted on March 10, 2014.

J. Michael Straczynski, hot off his run on Amazing Spider-man (in which he revealed that Peter Parker’s high school sweetheart Gwen Stacy cheated on him with the middle-aged Norman Osborn and consequently sired two fully grown adult children*), takes on the Man of Steel. The results are…less than super.

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