From a blurry shot on the back of its pre-order box, the Rock Band stage kit looked like something you'd slide onto the floor, activate, avert your eyes then mutter some quip about we being fast and they being slow. Now, though, we've got some proper shots of what it actually looks like, sans the mood lighting, and...the real thing's not quite as fantastic. It looks more like a rad counter. And not the type that counts radness.