With 24 hours' notice and a mere $400, you and a hungry pack of your closest friends, relatives, and/or neighbors can sit down to the world-record-breaking "Absolutely Ridiculous Burger" at Mallie's Sports Bar in small-town Michigan. The 134-pound burger (post-cooking weight), topped with cheese, bacon, and all the fixings, is housed in a giant 50-pound bun and measures two feet in diameter. The record-breaker joins the ranks of Mallie's other big burgers, which weigh in at 12, 6, and 1/2 pounds.

To date, only a few parties have been brave enough to order this gigantic ground-beef creation. Recently, a group of thirty journalists gave it a shot, but according to Mallie's manager, Lisa, they barely made a dent in the "very tasty" burger.