NAKED MAN STROKES COCK, TRIES TO ENTER BREAKFAST JOINT

Sweet Georgia, this is not. In a disturbing scene in Georgia a man is facing public indecency charges for attempting to enter a Waffle House without wearing any clothes. One Bashir Rasheed, 36, for some reason got in his BMW and drove to a Waffle House in Sandy Springs. He then exited the car and tried to go into the restaurant while completely naked, like some kind of a one man sausage party. It’s unclear if he drove from home naked as well.

PRESSES PENIS ON GLASS DOOR AS PEOPLE TRY TO HAVE BREAKFAST SAUSAGE

Witnesses (aka patrons in eating at the scene) told police that Rasheed was stroking his penis as he approached the entrance and then proceeded to press his crotch against the glass door for all to see. A restaurant employee immediately called 911 to explain the situation, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

“This is the Waffle House. A gentleman just got out of his car and is naked standing in front of my door. He just peed on my door and now he’s walking inside. ‘Sir, you cannot come in here.’” Derwin Rodgers said he was attempting to eat when he saw the brazen display of flesh outside his window.

Instead of eating his vittles, Rodgers decided to go viral by live streaming the incident. “It kind of shocked me as a customer, ruined my meal,” Rodgers told WSB TV. “I immediately went to video. I didn’t know what he was going to do.”

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Rodgers told the station that something was obviously wrong with the naked suspect. “He was saying a lot of different things. He’s hot, he’s burning up. Apparently he was. It must have been Death Valley out here. He was butt naked,” Rodgers told the station.

Still, the incident presented a challenging parenting moment for Rodgers. “I wouldn’t know how to tell my kid what was going on at that time, to see a grown man,” he told the station, adding, “He was built like a potato.”

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Eventually, Rasheed retreated to his car and was arrested a short time later.

Even worse: Officers said the suspect grabbed himself and began to urinate while they were still talking, according to the arrest report. Rasheed was medically evaluated at a nearby hospital before being cited for public indecency and released, according to the station.