Madonna was in Milan yesterday to promote Rebel Heart in a red dress cinched at the waist with maybe not the most flattering shoes. And, to no one’s surprise, there will be a tour. So far 35 cities have been announced. Click here for dates and locations. Full Story

After Christmas, Mimi probably feels like she has ownership of Valentine’s Day. Because, you know, she dominates the colour red. Also teddy bears.
This Valentine’s Day however must have been a dark place. She might say it was “bleak”. Who’s sending her flowers? Who’s serenading her from a white horse? Who’s filling up her bathtub with champagne and gold flake soap?
Not Nick Cannon. Full Story

Jacek and I used to go to Vegas at least once a year. It was much easier when we lived in Vancouver. Just a two hour flight. We’d stay long, by Vegas standards. Most people go to Vegas for 3 days, 4 tops. We’d stay 6 days and golf and gamble and eat. But even before we moved to Toronto I was kinda getting tired of it, probably because I don’t have that much holiday time and I want to use it to see new places. Full Story

Some of my favourite Mimi memories are when she’s in ski pants. Sometimes when she wears ski pants, she’s skiing. Sometimes when she wears ski pants, she’s singing. I know it doesn’t make sense. When does it ever make sense?
Mimi’s in Aspen, of course, and her kids have arrived and she took them skiing. Full Story

Mimi had two dates for Christmas this year: Santa (as always, at this point she’s practically Mrs Claus) and her credit card.
As you know, as we all know, Mimi and Nick Cannon are over. As you know, as we all know, Mimi spends every Christmas in Aspen. What about the kids? I thought for sure she’d post some shots with the kids on social media but the only photos she put up were of her with Santa, naturally…
With my friend Santa! I know him!! Lol ( #ElfFull Story

I told you the other day. It’s not Christmas until Mimi is in Aspen tottering around on big heels and a skimpy snowsuit. This year, we got off to a late start because Mimi had to work SO HARD SO MUCH performing a series of Christmas concerts at the Beacon Theatre.
But look!
Our butterfly angel has arrived at her Christmas destination! Aspen is Mimi’s North Pole. Full Story

I’ve been worried about our rainbow butterfly sequin empress. I was worried that we hadn’t seen her tottering around yet in Aspen, where she usually spends Christmas. And then I realised it’s because she’s been performing a series of shows at the Beacon Theatre – last night was the final. So I’m hoping by the end of the week, she’ll turn up in Colorado in her pink low cut snowsuit with a thong bottom (if anyone can do it, Mimi can) and hover above the ice while 3 bodyguards prop her up, elegantly of course, by the arms.

What cracks me up most about the Beacon Theatre marquee is how is says “show starts at 8pm sharp”. How much confidence did they have when they put that up there?

That’s Mariah Carey’s average late time. I mean, at this point it should be a working understanding. So I’m not sure why NBC executives expected her to show up “on time” to pre-tape the tree lighting show on Tuesday night. Mimi doesn’t wake up until 7pm so scheduling anything before midnight is pointless.

She claims it was “beyond my control” in a message posted on Twitter. And now we’re being told that she was held back because she and Nick Cannon’s people were arguing on the phone about custody and that even though he knew where she had to be, he still kept her on the phone. Right. And where do you think that information came from?

Since Tuesday got all f-cked up, Mimi had to sing live last night to officially kick off Christmas. Read Full Intro

Did you know it’s the 20th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s Merry Christmas? What kind of a lamb am I that I totally forgot?

As you know, Christmas belongs to Mimi. Dean wrote about this a couple of years ago – 3 Rules For A Very Mimi Christmas. So if you’re a bad lamb like me and you forgot to celebrate Mimi’s milestone, don’t worry. She’s always good for a reminder. This is when she comes alive. Well, halfway.

Mimi released an audio message about Merry Christmas and her upcoming Christmas appearances yesterday. I’ve attached the voice note below. The sh-t quality voice note. This is what I’ve always loved about my Mimi. She claims to be top level. Read Full Intro

Mimi, our Elusive (but omnipresent) Chanteuse, kicked off her tour in Tokyo the other night. Mimi’s been in the news a lot lately because she and Nick Cannon have separated. And she and Jermaine Dupri broke up too. And no one who isn’t a lamb cared about her new album. So it was time for a good headline. Full Story

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story

Page Six was on it first. Now TMZ is confirming that Mimi and Nick Cannon are done. Apparently it’s been over for months and they’re just working out the settlement. They’ve not been together since May. Full Story

Page Six has been working hard at the Beyonce-JayZ breakup. Now they’re focusing on another couple: my butterfly and her husband are on the verge of divorce…?
According to Page Six sources, Mimi keeps security on Nick Cannon all the time because she’s worried he’ll cheat on her. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen this week to promote the new album. The thing about JLo is that she’s always up for a fun playful interview and she can be really, really cute – on purpose, obviously – but there are some people who do it better than others, non?
The clip below is 20 minutes long and the sound is not synched up but it was the best I could do with geo-blocking. Full Story