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Friday, December 28, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Venice.

Walking towards St Marks Square we saw a lady striding down the street wearing high fashion Italian Gumboots – black polished rubber, with a shiny gunmetal finish and with chains dangling gold charms strung all about the top.Aqua Alta was coming. St Marks square was SLIGHTLY underwater – the water crept across the plaza, bubbling out of storm drains in the paving stones until the café tables and chairs were ankle deep, and walkers were kicking through the water or creeping slowly around the edge of the piazza on narrow catwalks. The bands on the bandstands kept playing, and tourists sat and drank iced coffee with their shoes safely in their laps. Along the front of St Mark’s Basilica and the Ducal Palace, the water was shin deep. We crept along the edge of it on a narrow catwalk built of wooden planks, and watched Venetians in gumboots, stepping carelessly through the waves.

Tourists are truly alien creatures here – we creep across down flooded streets on catwalks, or splash through them playing at being children, kicking the saltwater skyward with every step. Salt on our skin, not in our blood. Aqua Alta is a real problem for Venice – high tides are blown by winds into the long, narrow lagoon and stop previous high tides from exiting. The waters overlap, and Venice is inundated. Soil subsistence, channel-carving to allow the passage of large ships inside the lagoon, and the build-up of coastal islands that previously absorbed the water are all contributing to record levels of aqua alta in the new century – in bad weather, seasonal flood tides rise waist deep and make spectacular headlines all over the world. A massive system of sluice gates is being constructed along the entrance of the lagoon, and dunes along the coast are being rehabilitated, but rising sea levels leave the projected efficacy of these measures somewhat dubious. On that afternoon, the water was low – knee deep, rather than waist deep. Closer to the quay, the ground was higher – and dryer. We jumped down from the catwalk and waded to dry land, only slightly damp about the toes, and we found a water bus to take us to Murano.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just
returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland, so that I might
see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together
after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Venice.

On the vaporetto, we were
crowded in with half a hundred other holiday-makers and all of their
suitcases and packs. Venetians were a minority – pushed into corners,
and looking saintly with patience, or cross and plain and simply
cranky. There was an ENORMOUS number of tourists in Venice. There have
always been a very large number of tourists in Venice, but the new
cruise-ship terminal has upped the ante - disgorging an additional five
to eight THOUSAND gawpers every time a ship hits port.Relations
between the hordes and the local Venetians are somewhat strained. We,
of course, were model visitors, the sort any city would be proud to
welcome, but some of the others –

Squashed behind us in the vaporetto from the train station were an Australian man and woman our own age. When
they first stomped their way into our awareness, it was because of an
argument going on between the two of them – SHE had seen something on
the side of the canal that excited her and HE was attempting to convince
her that the vaporetto was a public bus, and not a private drop-on
drop-off taxi service. It was an uphill battle – he’d get it half-way
through her head, and then she’d see another pretty palazzo and shout
“STOP! Arretez!” and then, when the vaporetto driver didn’t stop,
“WHY?!?! Why WON’T he?!” “They’re a bus, dear. They don’t DO that.” “Well they OUGHT to!” She’d cry. “Don’t they WANT us tourists to SEE things?”And what sort of tourist board could possibly argue with that?

When
they next floated into hearing, they appeared to be puzzling over the
exact nature of the water in the canal beneath the bus. “So it IS fresh water, then, is it?” She asked. “I don’t rightly know.” He said. “But it MUST be, mustn’t it?”
“But – here’s the thing – there’s a SEA around this place, isn’t
there? At least some of the water in here must come out of that.”
“Well,” She said. “It’s not impossible. But the rest of it has to be
fresh, doesn’t it? Maybe the fresh water and the salt water sort of,
you know, flow in currents around each other and don’t actually mix?” “Yeah.” He said thoughtfully. “YEAH. That could be right. That could be it exactly!”I was tempted to turn around and ask what on EARTH they were going on about when they answered my question for me:
“I mean, think about it.” She said. “We get fresh water from the taps
in the bathroom in our hotel, and the water has to come from somewhere,
so the canals have GOT be fresh, don’t they?”

The last we heard
from them was as we were pulling out of a vaporetto stop. As we pulled
away into the canal, a man on shore shouted a request for directions. A
deckhand shouted back across the widening gap, but the man on shore
couldn’t hear him over the engine, and the captain in the prow had his
eyes on the water and opened the throttle. The deckhand shouted again,
but his voice was lost and then we were away –The Australian man behind me sighed gustily. “Typical. Bloody typical. There’s no friendliness in this town. They can’t even bloody stop to give directions.”The woman sighed and nodded and clucked her tongue –

Later, on solid ground, crossing a bridge in a cloud of American tourists, a pair of gondolas crossed underneath. The gondoliers shouted to each other, a hello that echoed off the stone walls of the canal.An American woman tittered and shouted just as loud - “We don’t even know what they’re saying! They could be swearing at us and we wouldn’t even know! How HORRIBLE they are!”I wondered what had happened to her to make her say something so terrible.

There are depths of animosity on both sides. The tourists come in numbers that would drown any small town, let alone one like Venice, that cannot stretch at its seams to accommodate them all, and the Venetians whole economy is based around the tourists, with the Museums and Churches and Glass and Lace and Carnivals – for what other business is there in Venice?They’d be crazy not to resent us, and we know that, and we come anyway because it is so very beautiful here, so much MUCHNESS – muchness of history and geopolitics and extraordinary building. We have the best of it – we come, and we look at the pretty, and we make messes, if we like, and then we go away.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Venice.

That night,
wandering, we heard children shouting. On a wide and empty avenue,
alongside a narrow canal, we saw a knot of small boys jumping and
pointing toward the water. They were caught in one of the pitfalls of
being six years old in Venice: with a certain amount of narrative
inevitability, the soccer ball IS going to be kicked into the canal.Ahead
of us, an elderly couple in furs and evening dress arrived at the scene
of the disaster. There was a babble of tut-tut-tutting and "Better
wait for a boatman" drowned out by a rising chorus of "Oh, PLEASE."Enter the heroine. "Oh NO, dear!" The elderly lady was horrified.The heroine was cool, serene, and purposeful of word and movement. A confident smile quirked the corner of her mouth. "I really think I can." I said calmly.The lady cogitated briefly. "All right. But I'm going to keep a good hold of your legs."So I lay full length on the paving stones and with two manicured handfuls of trouser securing me to dry ground, swung my torso out and into space.And an axiom sixteen years old was disproved: Tabubilgirl does not HAVE to fall into the canal. Even when doing something very silly and far more perilous than the original circumstances had been. (And THAT is a story for another time, and I may never tell.)Standing once again by the canal, the heroine solemnly, almost ritualistically, received her purse and her hat and her scarf, returned to her item by item by a reverent six year old boy. Deep inside, the she was elated. Nothing can wipe away the permanent embarrassment of falling into the Grand Canal of Venice at age eight, but tonight, the score had been evened slightly.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Venice.

We took a noon train from Florence to Venice (260km, 2.5 hours) and then the Venice Vaporetto from the Stazione Santa Lucia to our vaporetto stop (3km, 1 hour). Transport efficiency might vary between the ancient and the modern, but the slow Venice barge certainly has the best views; we hung over the side rail and gawped at the sun glittering off the boats and white bridges, and at the palazzos sliding sideways into the icy blue water. We had a room in a charming little residence on the edge of the Campo San Maurizio, tucked into the side of a narrow lane across a little white marble bridge, with a gondola moored to a lacquered post underneath - very Cole Porter. Our room was small and low-ceilinged, filled with a dim-underwater light, and stuffed to the gills with faux-antique wooden furniture, every piece carved and painted and brocaded and gilded until the surfaces were panting for relief. Even the walls of our little room were padded, and covered floor to ceiling in a green and gold polyester brocade. In the event of fire, we were instructed to tie the gold brocade bedcover into a rope and slither around the charming wrought iron screen that kept us from falling past the silver brocade curtains and out of our charming little picture window into a window box filled with perfectly charming geraniums.

We napped, briefly, in our little room on the golden bed, then we went walking and found all of the ways the local streets dead end into the water. It took some time to outpace the tourist hordes and art-glass shops, but by sunset we were in a narrow maze of stone paved alleys that opened into small Piazzas or dead-ended into blue canals, with washing lines strung across the water. There is a quality of light here – it glitters over the canals and crooked streets, settling like a luminous, electric blanket over the white marble spans and the waterways. The city has the soft, limpid quality of a fever, with heady currents and electric heat just under the surface. Earth and water exist here in an impossible balance; the natural division between the two elements has broken down, become imperceptible. Natural laws simply fail to operate - or be remembered - or have never existed to BE remembered. Tall stone palazzos are built on top of the water, with the sea lapping halfway up the doorpost. Stone pillars and stone archways lean crazily inward on each other; walls have an open relationship with the vertical - when I think about it, it is perfectly sensible; the foundations have no foundation; instead they rise and fall with the waxing and waning of the moon. We walked down narrow ways into the Piazza San Marco, where four separate chamber orchestras were playing in four separate corners. We sat on a stone bench by the water and looked out at the night, and felt immeasurably pleased with ourselves.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Mr
Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland,
so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together
after that in Italy.Right now, we're in Florence.

On our last
afternoon in Florence, we rented a pair of segways from a little shop across
the street from the Pitti Palace.A Segway is second in fun only to a barrel full of puppies.When you know what you’re doing, control is
very near telepathic – the subtlest shifts in balance and inclination are transmitted directly to the wheels and that barrel
full of puppies starts looking as if it has a very VERY narrow lead.It’s the next best thing to flying.Presuming you’re doing it right.

We weren’t.The rental shop gave us exactly thirty
seconds of instructions, than aimed us at the door and sent us buzzing gently
out into the street.

In a corner of the
palace wall we made a few experimental swoops and curvettes, and then we were
off – we had our eye on the Piazza Michelangelo, a hilltop overlooking the
city, whose approach is a series of steeply raked switchbacks that would be
rather less pleasant in the summer heat on foot than on two wheels –

It wasn’t quite as
much fun as I’d expected.I didn’t
appreciate how subtle the steering control really was, and I had some idea that
I had to horse the machine around by main force with my upper body, shoving it
hard into the curves and throwing myself forward and to slow myself down and to
speed myself up – I could hardly manage the weight of it on the turns, and as I
leaned into the hills the thing accelerated like a good Italian racing car and
it was all I could do to hang on for the ride.

We took a trial run
straight up the face of the Costa dei Magnoli. Despite the heavy handling, it was an absolute JOY to go whirring up the steep stone
streets, buzzing past the walkers and climbers puffing along in their drooping sun-hats and
hiking boots, smiling magnanimously at them as we came rocketing in and out of
view, dipping daringly into the turns without a breath or a hair out of place,
and leaving sighs of appreciation and rueful envy in our wake –

Horsing the segway
through all of those turns was exhausting.At the top of the hill, as we turned out of the last switchback and onto
the promenade of the piazza, I lost control of the machine and drove head first
into a lamp-post.The segway recoiled
and shot off sideways.I flew off in the
other direction.It was a busy road and
I was falling toward a group of elderly ladies –

“If
I land on THEM” I thought, “I’m going to take out at least three hips -”

Throwing myself forward and sideways, I missed the ladies, but landed hard on the pavement on my left hand. It hurt. Coming up for air, I took stock - I'd sprained my wrist and
dislocated my thumb.

The elderly ladies
were impressed.Descending on me in a
mass, they picked me up and carried me into a café and demanded ice –

‘Lots of
it!Your husband will take care of that infernal
machine, you sit, cara, sit and rest. Are you bleeding? No? Oh, your poor
hand-”

They petted and
soothed, darting and fussing and around me like a flock of small birds, till
one of them pointed at her watch.Bird-like, they shrieked and with a profusion of final pats, fled out of
the café and onto a waiting bus.

Exeunt Omnes.

I sat in the café
with a bag of ice on my wrist, and a bag of ice on my knee, which had begun to
swell, and felt rather lost.And, I
suspected, rather foolish.

Up on my feet again,
my thumb put right, the view from the top of the hill was worth quite a lot of the bother.And on the ride back down the hill, I
couldn’t use my hand at all, and I discovered just how subtly and elegantly the segway had been designed.Control was
effortless when I was no longer trying
to control it.I forgot my hand and
dipped and soared and FLEW down the hill – a bird myself.

After we had
returned the segways, I began the process of lying my head off to Mr Tabubil
about just how much my wrist hurt.I
wasn’t going to waste any of my holiday in a doctor’s office – my goodness, no!

Lying to Mr Tabubil
became lying to myself.My wrist refused
to improve, but I refused to notice, and it wasn’t until I was back home in Santiago that a
friend bullied me into seeing a doctor.The eight weeks since have involved a parade of X-rays, CAT and
MRIscans, threats of surgeries,hand, thumb and wrist immobilizers, and a
lesson in just how badly you can bruise bones.

Keeping up with this
blog has involved spurts of typing, followed by protracted periods of serious
discomfort, during which Mr Tabubil looks righteous, puts his nose in the air
and makes vaguely religious pronouncements about the karma of lying one’s head
off to a Loving Spouse about a Serious Injury, and wouldn’t it all have been
easier if we’d just Come Clean and had it seen to when it First Happened? And
have we learned our lesson yet?

And then he cuddles
me, and feeds me chocolate.So that’s
all right.And the immobilizer splint
came off a week ago.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in
Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family,
and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Pisa,
visiting the Leaning Tower.

After
we had listened to music happening in the baptistery of the Pisa Duomo,
we went and climbed the infamous leaning bell tower. The lean has been
stabilized – at great effort and expense – and today you can climb it
all the way up to the top. The climb is a deeply enjoyable head trip. The lean of the tower is
only four degrees from vertical, but four degrees from vertical raised
sixty meters in the air can feel like some considerable angular
displacement – almost four meters. Go check your trigonometry.

A
spiral staircase around the perimeter of the tower climbs sixty meters
to the top, housed in a stone shell between the inner and outer walls.
There are a few narrow windows here and there, but almost all of your
orientation comes from your inner ear. Part of the time you’re climbing
uphill, and part of the time you’re almost walking flat, and part of
the time the stairs are twice as tall as they should be, and ALL of the
times that you pass a window, the view is just plain WRONG. Sort of
stomach-dropping, and inductive to manic giggles. XXXX

XXXXAt
the top of the tower, the stairs pop into open air and you circle the
sloping tower on a narrow walkway with only a metal mesh between
yourself and the view. There was a breeze at the top of the tower – a
soft, cool, gentle wind that would certainly pick you up and toss you
against the mesh, and the mesh would burst and you would blow outward
and fall -
“It's strong, see?" Mr Tabubil said, leaning on it – leaning out and leaning DOWN. "Made of steel!"
I
burst into tears. I don’t do heights, and I do depths even less than I
do heights, and when the depths are more than fifty meters deep and
you’re leaning toward them on a slippery stone ledge that doesn’t stay
flat like any respectable stone ledge fifty meters in the air –
Urrrggghhh.
About
when I was ready to release my death-grip from the door-frame, we
popped back inside the tower to climb another thirty-six steps up
another weirdly sloping stone shaft up to the very top where the bells
were.
“Steel.” Mr Tabubil urged. “Strong as houses. I’m an engineer. I know these things. Would I lie to you?”
I
believed him implicitly, but my stomach wasn’t hearing it. I wanted to
do a circuit of the roof sitting flat on my bottom and sort of scooting
around with my back pressed tight against the tower wall. And to look
at the view with my eyes closed.

But I did it. Slowly, and
stiffly, but on my very own two feet and with my eyes wide open. It took
some time; most of our group was half-way back down to the ground
level by the time that I was half-way around the top. But I did do it,
and even I stopped to admire the view. On the uphill side. On the
downhill side, I moved faster and I may have cried again. Just a
little.

Uuuurrrrrgggghh.

Back on the ground, I fell asleep on the grass, and Mr Tabubil took photographs of people taking photographs of other people pretending to hold up the tower. Out of context, it makes for MARVELOUS family photos.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in
Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family,
and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in
Florence.

One day we took the fast train to Pisa and
saw the Leaning Tower. Arriving at the Pisa Centrale Train Station, we
stopped at the ticket counter to ask what bus we ought to take out to
the Piazza dei Miracoli (Field of Miracles). The lady behind the
counter looked up from her book of crossword puzzles with a distracted
sort of air. “You want a what?” “A bus, please. To the Piazza dei Miracoli–“ “No buses. Not today. They’re all on strike.”She shrugged one shoulder in a half-apology, and turned back to her crossword puzzle.Bus
strikes were one of the great certainties of the time I spent in
Tuscany. Timing for maximum chaos, striking without warning, bus
drivers will stay off the road during the morning rush hour, then come
back on duty for the rest of the day, or they will knock off early, just
in time to gum up the evening commute –At least once a month
I’d come out of an evening class and discover that the bus home wasn’t
happening. If I were lucky, there’d be a paper notice taped to a post
at the school bus stop. If not, I’d stand with the other stranded
students, waiting for forty-five minutes or an hour - until it became
clear that even the erratic Florentine bus fairy (the magic schedule
fairy that pops busses out at supremely irregular intervals) had
exceeded her mandate, and then I’d walk home. In clear weather, it
was a lovely walk, particularly in the spring: an hour of soft skies
along the river, and quiet quattrocento back streets. In winter, in the
wet, with a howling storm blowing umbrellas inside out and driving you
down the sidewalk ahead of bursts of hail and sleet, it was not so
nice. Not even a little bit.A spring day like that would be
lovely for walking through a new town, but on a late-summer day with a
sky like a flat blue oven, and the world stretched thin and pegged out
flat, and quivering under the weight of a sun like a great glaring brass
disk, hot riveted to the flat center of it –Not a day for walking. We
mooched out of the train station and stood in the shade of the arcade
and looked around us for a taxi. Under the weight of that awful burning
blue sky, nothing moved. There were no taxis, no cars, no bicycles, no
people–We sighed, and slunk deeper under the awning, and a
municipal bus sailed grandly into the turning circle before the station,
and stopped only a few dozen yards from where we stood. “Strike?” The driver looked at us, puzzled. “Not today. NOT a day for strikes, a day like this.”We asked again for the Piazza dei Miracoli - “You bet.” He said. “That’s my route. Hop on, and I’ll let you know when to get off.” He grinned at us, and we saw that the bus had air-conditioning, and we decided that we loved him.The
bus ran a twisting route through the old stone city, across the river
and into a suburban Pisa where the old stone buildings had front and
back gardens, and stopped before a high stone wall, and here - here
there was movement in the world. Through a pair of tall gates we saw a
long stretch of green grass. White buildings glittered in the sun and
around them moved a twisting, churning, seething mass of humanity – none
of it Italian. And all of it carrying cameras.The Piazza dei
Miracoli is lovely– even on a burning blue summer day. Tall white walls
surround a wide green field, and buildings grow out of the grass, here
and there – a duomo, the infamous bell tower, and a high, round
baptistery. They are built of white marble, and they glare under the
sun, and all of them lean sideways.The foundations were built
shallow, and the buildings have had more than a thousand years to settle
into a soft, unstable soil. The cathedral complex was begun in the
tenth century CE, and is mostly built in the style of that time – a
style that is today known as the Romanesque. Tenth century engineers
hadn’t yet discovered the load-bearing potential of the pointed arch
(the spectacular extent of which was what allowed the towers of the
Gothic to soar so high) and they built with hefty stone walls, and
rounded arches and fat stone columns to support the walls' weight. It
is a stately style – solid, substantial, and comfortable looking.All
along one side of the precinct is a paved road set up as a very long
souvenir shop. There must be half a hundred little stands and wagons,
all of them hawking little copies of the leaning tower - as t-shirts, as
fridge magnets, as postcards, posters, kitchen aprons, hats,
paperweights, little resin paperweights, middle-size resin
paperweights, and gigantic fiberglass paperweights more than two feet
high. They are all of them irredeemably awful. Nobody sells replicas,
or even posters, of the duomo and the baptistery, which is an oversight
and a meditation on the shallowness of fame. Because the Duomo and the
Baptistry are lovely buildings, each entirely unique and special in
their own right.The Pisa Duomo is quite possibly my favorite
church. The Florence Duomo is marzipan-exquisite on the outside, but
inside is more or less like a barn. Baroque churches tend to suffer
from interior -decorator-itis, San Marco in Venice was dim and dark and
dusty (or as dusty as a church can become when it stands ankle deep in
water!) but the Duomo in Pisa is just RIGHT. The Pisan Romanesque is
vaguely Venetian, faintly Moorish, with touches of Gothic in the Arches,
Byzantine Glamour in the mosaics, Baroque in the paintings – and all of
it in entirely charming balance. Begun in 1063 and a work in progress
(like all good churches) ever since, it has grown up elegantly, and with
a certain style- gently proportioned to itself and entirely suited –
inside and out – to the site and the celestial majesty of the baptistery
next door.

The thick stone walls of the Romanesque
baptistery keep out the summer heat. Inside, we sat on a ledge and
listened to the half-hourly demonstration of the echo. The acoustics in
the Baptistry are unusual. The Baptistry is one single circular room,
almost fifty meters tall, and an accident of construction, a
double-shell roof, has turned it into a resonance chamber fit for a
choir of Catholic angels. Every half-hour the ticket guard closes and
locks the doors and walks into the very centre of the space and sings.
Three simple notes fall upward into the empty space, cascading into
complex cascades and harmonies of that were never actually sung.

We
climbed up to the high gallery and sat in the cool of the lovely
building and waited until the next performance, and heard it again.
Sometimes the gatekeeper was a whole choir and sometimes his voice
becomes an instrument – a clarinet, occasionally, and an oboe, often.
Mr Tabubil turned to me and his face was wide, full of happiness. We were filled up.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Florence.

Florentine drivers are as bad as South American drivers, but they are more phlegmatic about the situation. The narrow streets are not EVER going to be wide enough for the traffic, so the lunatic in front of you dancing his Fiat across the cobbles on two wheels can be given the finger in a relatively relaxed fashion. You’re not stopping, he’s not going to ram you, and you can call down the imprecations of God and Man in a purely philosophical and speculative sense. Neither of you will take it personally.Old Florence is a tourist town. There’s no getting around it. Florence is the fount and fountain of one of the great advancements of western philosophy – the Renaissance. This city is where all the good stuff happened – it is a city of FIRSTS. Here Brunelleschi built the first great free-standing dome since the Romans, here Donatello re-discovered the lost art of bronze casting and sculpted his David and Goliath. Renaissance architecture began here in Florence, when Bruneleschi built the Ospedale degli Innocenti in the Piazza Due Fontane, beginning a movement that would span all of Europe and return here to be at last overturned, when Michelangelo grew up and designed a façade for the church of San Lorenzo, and a staircase for the library next door. There are splendid things on every street corner, and the best way to explore (in my opinion, and I am never short of opinions) is go out and get yourself thoroughly lost.Start in the Piazza Due Fontane. Close your eyes and turn around three times, then open your eyes and orient yourself toward the façade of the Ospedale degli Innocenti.The Ospedale was an orphanage commissioned by the Arte de Seta (Silk Guild) in 1419. The commission was given to an architect named Filippo Bruneleschi. Brneleschi is widely regarded as the true father (or instigator) of renaissance archutectire, and the Ospedale degli Inocento was one of the very first buildings that he designed in the trendy new style. It was (and is) certainly the best known. Admire the regularly spaced columns with their classical capitals. The Ospedale is built of simple geometrical volumes, piled one atop each other in individual, disconnected units, which isn’t quite how the Romans did it, but the new style certainly looked pretty.Turn right and walk down the Via dei Servi until you come to the Piazza del Duomo. Admire the splendid bronze doors of the baptistery (another bronze-casting first) and spend some time admiring the big fat Victorian façade on the Duomo.

The outside of the Duomo looks like nothing else anywhere – with the exception of the chocolate-box frontage of Santa Croce. The two facades were perpetrated at the same time at the same persons, but while Santa Croce is JUST petite enough to look like a victorian valentine, and rather cute, thereby, the Duomo is so enormously large that is looks like nothing as much as a carved and buttressed marzipan mountain.

The Florence Duomo has survived several facades over its long life (the blue and white pinstriped version, like a vast stone petit-four layer cake was a good look) The current – and hopefully authoritative - version dates to the 1880s. It is splendid and terrible pink flamingos all over the place and I adore it without reservation.

Reserve your admiration for the marble façade – the inside is a
barn, and has horrible acoustics, to boot. I’m terrified of heights,
but if you aren’t, the climb to the top of the dome is very much worth
the time and entry fee. Mr Tabubil enjoyed it enormously.

Disapproving Madonna disapproves of your uncritical approval.

Continue down the Via Calzaiuoli in the direction of the River Arno, until you come to the Piazza della Republica. This pizazza was the site of the original pre-roman settlement here, and it has remained variously prominent and notorious ever since. Used as a market and gathering space for more than two thousand years, by the 19th century it had become the site of Florence’s Jewish ghetto, which made it, in Italian eyes, a natural choice for “reclaimation” by the state to create a grand piazza to celebrate the founding of the Italian Nation in 1856– from which occasion dates the monumental arch on the west side of the Piazza.

I love this Piazza. Although right in the tourist heart of the city, it is still very much a civic space. Fairs pass through; families sit there in the evening, and at night there is. While Telecom Italia couldn’t seem to pipe phone connectivity into my little apartment on the other side of the river, I was usually able get a phone line of a sort on my cell phone if I was in the very center of the Piazza Republica, and I spent many half-hours here at all hours of the day and night, listening to people shouting at me through a storm of Telecom Italia static, and hollering back at them through the same.

Continue on down to the river and cross the Ponte Vecchio. Once all of Florence’s bridges looked like this – cobble-stoned medieval bridges built out on each side with shops and commercial establishments – all of the smelly, water-requiring businesses, like tanning and butchery, that cities like to site far away from the populace. The Ponte Vecchio is the city’s only remaining medieval bridge ; the others perished as the Germans abandoned the city in WW2 – they dynamited the bridges behind them as they retreated, the Ponte Vecchio surviving only because it was reckoned too narrow to support an American tank.

Cross the Ponte Vecchio. Stop in the centre, climb onto on the parapet, tune out the tourists and sit for a while.

A side note –Unlike most of the rest of Europe, the cities of Florence and Rome largely escaped the artistic pillage of the Nazi regime. Goebbels cared very much for art (if not for much else – people, for instance, he thought worth very little), and recognizing the historical value of these two cities, brokered an agreement with the Allied forces that neither city was to be bombed or looted regardless of how heavy or hostile the fighting. This agreement actually held throughout the war, even during the German retreat – the only bombardment that Rome received was over the rail-yards, which were reckoned to be sufficiently distant from the historically and artistically significant areas of the city to be legitimate targets.

The far side of the Arno river is the Oltraro (lit. Beyond the Arno) I used to live on this side of the river. Tourists cross the river and mostly turn rightup the Via Giucciardini, heading for the Pitti Palace. I turned left, passed through an archway cut through a building and climbed half-way up the steeply vertical Costa dei Magnoli . I lived in a small third-floor walk-up flat just before the point on the hill where steeply-vertical became purely vertical and the engines of delivery motorcycles gave up the ghost, delivery men forced to tack back and forth across the narrow street, nursing their rev-counters, and cursing the residents who’d paid for their pizza BEFORE they’d given the address.

It’s a worth-while climb, if you have muscles like a mountain goat – it’s a straight shot up to the Belvedere, a star fort overlooking the city. If your legs are less like steel and more like molasses, veer left up the Via Guicciardi when you come off the bridge, and saunter up to the Pitti Palace, because the Pitti Palace is worth a look and saunter. And a second look – spit-take style.

The Pitti palace was begun in 1458 by an upwardly mobile banker hoping to out-grandiose Florence’s free-spending hard-building ruling family, the Medici. In one of life’s little ironies, Signor Pitti went bankrupt, the Medici bought the palace, moved in, and it became a symbol of THEIR wealth and power for more than 250 years.

It’s been thumbing its nose at Florence ever since. The Pitti Palace is one of the oddest buildings in Italy. Every time I walk away from it I’m certain that I must have been imagining things – no building could possibly be so impossible, but when I turn back to it and look again, there it is – a vast brooding lump of badly piled stone, rough hewn boulders and piled up sandbags. It has all the hulking presence of a squat, seven-story toad. The inside of the Pitti Palace houses a rather nice museum, and the sprawling gardens behind it are a marvelous place to spend a summer afternoon, with a Rococo grotto, and formally geometric promenades, and a cultivated wilderness leading down to a lake. And you can barely see the palace from most of it.

Or pass on – past the palace, turning right, and lose yourself in alleys and cobbled streets of Oltrarno. You’ll pass open doorways and see craftsmen carving mirror frames, restoring old furniture, building violins –

Monday, December 3, 2012

Mr
Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in
Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family,
and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in
Florence.

When I lived in Florence, my kitchen was minimal
– a half-size sink, a single gas burner of such limited spirit that
lightly sautee-ing a handful of fresh vegetables took almost an hour,
and a bar fridge too narrow for a paper plate full of leftovers to sit
horizontal. I was obliged to learn how to eat out cheaply and well –
which is not an easy thing in a tourist town. There is some extra-ordinarily bad food in Florence. I learned two rules in a terrible hurry:One
- If there are more than two languages on the attractively inexpensive
menu, or if the menu on display outside the restaurant is laminated or
inside a plastic sleeve, DO NOT GO INSIDE. You won’t like it. And your
stomach will pay you for it later. Second– avoid all of the little
shops selling pre-made open-faced sandwiches. They look as if they’ve
been sitting there all week because they have been. And any of the
students at Polimoda who tried them for lunch always ended up regretting
it deeply and going home early with a stomach-ache.

Pizza:After
a couple of weeks of slow cooking and very bad meals, I began to learn
my way around the city and find out where real people ate real food, and
for a year, I ate like a queen. And I wanted to show Mr Tabubil
Everything. At mid-day, we found delis in back-streets, where they
sliced prosciutto off the hock and cheese off the wheel. And in the
evenings, there were a few little places that I wanted to share with
him. One in particular – a hole-in-the-wall pizza shop. Pizza that had
nothing to do with the pizza I’d known growing up in American
suburbia. For eight years it had been lurking in my back-brain and
beckoning in my dreams at night –And it was still there. It was
still there, attached to the Osteria Cucina Toscana, on the corners of
the Via de Lavatoi and the Via Matteo Palmieri, near the Basilica of
Santa Croce. It opens a little after seven, but people are lined up
outside in the street by six-thirty. Don’t be deterred – they’re
waiting for one of the three tables inside – order takeout and eat your
pizza sitting on the stone bench of the small piazza across the corner. The
same man is still there – a little more rounded around his corners and
plumpish about the mid-section, - flipping pizzas every evening from
seven until midnight. As a pizza, it is very simple – the distilled
essential essence of a pizza, perhaps. A round of elastic dough,
splashed with a ladle of fresh-made tomato paste, a fist-size ball of
fresh buffala mozzarella, two basil leaves - torn in half and tossed
carelessly on top, a caper or two, a splash of olive oil, then three
minutes in a wood-fired oven and – The magic is in the dough –a rich,
round, savory bite, umami-ish even, biscuit-thin at the center, rising
high and chewy at the edges, and shot through with sweet air pockets two
inches high, and where the melting mozzarella lay, no grease or greasy
cheese, just puddles of and milky tomato-laced juice – For me – who
learned her Pizza in Suburban California – Dominos for takeout, and
Round Table for birthday parties and at home, mum’s own special
invention, a pizza so over-laden with pizza toppings that it must be
eaten in layers, with a spade and shovel, working downward, strata by
strata toward the pre-baked supermarket crust –

The discovery of Pizza’s OTHER definition was nothing short of a divine moment. A revelation. Mr Tabubil had his Moment, as well. He ate one bite, and then looked at me deeply, with a face full of betrayal. “You know what you’ve done, don’t you?”I nodded happily. “You’ve ruined me for pizza. Forever, possibly. I can never go back, can i?”I shook my head. “Now I know why, in all the years I’ve known you, you’ve never ONCE been excited by pizza night. Damn.” He
stared moodily at the pizza-poem in front of him, and sighed, and took
another bite. And forgot to be rueful, and ordered three more pizzas.After
that, it was difficult to convince Mr Tabubil that there WERE other
places that we might eat while we were in Florence. I can’t say that I
tried very hard.Gelato:

Florence does gelato on every street corner. And it is very good gelato – even if it is mostly out of the same factory, with the same decorative fruit slices on top of each pastel-tinted mountain – factory-made it might be, it is real Italian gelato and LIGHT years ahead of what you find in Australia, where traditional ice-cream comes in five flavors – pink, white, chocolate, rainbow, and hokey-pokey (white with lumps of tooth-breaking toffee), or even in Chile, where artisanal ice-cream bars of awesome flavor and variety seem to be a source of profound national pride.

And yet I said ‘BAH’. And took Mr Tabubil by the hand and dragged him up the Via Isole delle Stinche to the Gelateria Vivoli, where they make their own gelato in the back, and fed him their pear-and-caramel gelato, for starters, just to watch him melt into a happy puddle on the tiled floor, and THEN, we began a sensible five-day exploration of all the flavors that they had with a pear-and-caramel chaser, every time.

The gelato in front of the Café Gilli in the Piazza Republica isn’t bad either. But it’s not the Vivoli.

Alberto:

The place – and person – that I’d most hoped to find in Florence was no longer there. In his place was a travel-agent, and nobody knew where he’d gone.

In memoriam then, I give you a man who made sandwiches like Fischer plays chess, like Michelangelo painted ceilings, like Paderewski played the piano –

On the Via del Oriuolo, behind the Duomo, there was once a run-of-the-mill olive oil shop. Its insides were filled up with strings of dangling chianti bottles in wicker baskets and vials of balsamic vinegar at terrible international prices, and at the back, behind all of the tourist tat laid out to keep the uninitiated away, there was Alberto.

Alberto was an ARTISTE. I was referred to his sandwiches on my third day in Florence by a vendor of computer equipment of shady provenance, and on the strength of his recommendation, I went around directly to case the joint. At the back of the sandwich shop, I gave the signs and countersigns, and Alberto stood back behind his glass cold-case, staring at me intently, learning my face, and tapping his upper lip.Eventually, he reached a decision. "Beef, I think. Marinated in chianti. Perhaps some vinegar, a touch of peccorino cheese, and maybe -” "Tomato?" I said, entranced. “No!” Alberto stared at me in horror. “That would ruin the entire scheme!"I looked at the glass case of roasted marinated and char-grilled everything that stood between us and tried again. "Roasted bell peppers?" I suggested tentatively.Alberto cogitated and nodded decisively. "That would be acceptable." I went back regularly for the food and the company. I remember that there was one day when I was particularly frazzled from arguing with Telecom Italia (and that is a whole book in itself). I walked into the shop and Alberto took one look at me, drew me into the back of his store and put me into a chair, handed me a newspaper, poured me a glass of wine, and said "Rest."And left me there for an entire afternoon.

He loathed what he perceived as my lack of culinary adventure (which I saw simply as respecting the value of a great sandwich combination – if it works, why change it?) and one day, when I asked for the usual, he hit the rafters. "Tomato and Bell Pepper and Dijon Mustard? What are you thinking? I never give that combination! Never!" "You do too. Yesterday." "Pah!" "Something else then?"Deep cogitation and then the voice of the sandwich oracle spoke. "Grilled Eggplant." "I don't like eggplant." "DID YOU HEAR THAT?" The whole shop was staring. "I eat everything, Alberto!" He pitched his voice to a deep falsetto, in imitation of an over-fastidious female. "I eat everything. Except EGGPLANT, it appears. FEH! Tomato, then. Rucolet, Balsamic Vinegar and Walnut Sauce! And you'll like it!" "No Mustard?"I received a very dirty look, and Alberto ostentatiously turned his back, wiping his hands fastidiously on his apron. While his concentration was engaged in slicing the beef, I sidled up to his assistant and whispered. "Could you swap the walnut sauce for mustard, please?"There was a bellow from the cutting block. "I SAID WALNUT!!!"

Friday, November 30, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Florence.

With the Pantheon sorted out to American Universalist Satisfaction we took the morning Eurostar train to Florence.(Buckety buckety pale white horse. Sway in the saddle, sway on the rail, doze at the stations, but stay the course.)Slipping between wheat-fields and sere golden hills, we snaked through stands of tall grey Cyprus, rounded grey and red-roofed hill-towns and forded stony olive-bottomed river valleys, and two hours later, we were in Florence –swept off the train and tossed out into the gaping stone halls of the Most Over-praised Train Station in Europe.

When I came to Florence nine years ago and looked at the Art Deco Stazione Santa Maria Novella for the first time, I thought that it was a building so uncomfortable and uncomfortable and that it had almost certainly been awarded a major architectural prize.I was right. A year of catching local coffee-pot trains out of it twice a week up to Pisa and Prato didn’t change my opinions. Santa Maria Novella was uncomfortable and uncongenial and definitively, wordlessly ‘-un’ in every possible respect.Eight years further on and with a masters-load of architectural theory under my belt, I can read the fascist declaration of strength and command (we rise up in a statement of industrial and social might as done up in lines of brand-spanking modern architecture and with self-referential historical overtones to remind people of our long and glorious heritage of architectural successes see if we don’t!) that the designers were attempting to make with the building. I can appreciate, in a disinterested way, the clean modern bones of the thing. I can even comprehend – and sympathize a little – with how ivory-tower types could spend the next eighty years going gaga over it.

Nontheless and taking all that into consideration, while the architects of the Tuscan Group who built the Stazione Santa Maria Novella were cheerfully checking off every stylistic ‘x’ in their post-war designer brief, they were completely and totally failing to build a building that is actually pleasant to inhabit. From their lofty post-war-modern heights, they made the dark error of thinking about People instead of actual persons while they were designing. In the station’s dark, drafty, shadowy and echoey, glary and icy, over-heated open-air bowels, there isn’t one iota of indication that this station was ever meant to be anything more than a cardboard model centerpiece in a biennale exhibition somewhere.

And THAT is a rant nine years in the making. Forgive me.

Stazione Santa Maria Novella stands on one edge of the Florence’s old city. We are staying on the other edge of it - down by the river in a third-floor hostel on the Via Borgo Dei Greci.

If you hang out the window and look right you can see the
pink-and-green-and-white marble chocolate box façade of the church of
Santa Croce. After dark, all flood-lit, it loses its chocolate box
aspect and becomes something ALMOST (as much as anything built in the
deep Victorian neo-gothic period can be) awesome and broodingly
nocturnal, and a fitting burial place for the likes of Niccolo
Machiavelli, Lorenzo Ghilberti, Leon Battista Alberti, and Michelangelo
Buonnaroti - far more than it could ever be in the shadow-free mid-day
light!

And I can speak Italian again. I couldn’t in Rome. But
the Florentine accent and dialect are completely comprehensible, and
roll pleasantly and lilting upon my ear. I haven’t spoken Italian since
I left, and what I do speak now is a patchy Spanish-Italian pidgin, but
the words are there when I need ‘em and come without the conscious
intervention of my fore-brain: half the time I don’t remember the word I
need until I’m saying it, and then it rolls out of my mouth and drops
into a sentence before I know I’ve said it. At the local grocery i can
ask for fruit, and make polite commentary on the weather, and agree that
yes, it is quite unseasonably hot and that there ARE far too many
tourists in town this season - and so my vocabulary advances!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in
Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family,
and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Rome.

On our last morning in Rome, we stopped into the Pantheon –that building with the enormous free-standing concrete dome, and a hole (or oculus, if you like) at the top to let the rain in. It was a compromise between history and engineering. We both had plenty of material to goggle at. The Pantheon was built somewhere in the third decade CE as a general purposes temple – with room for all of the gods in the roman pantheon (hence the name!) Since the seventh century it is been a catholic church, and it is a very catholic church, with statues of catholic saints standing in niches all around the perimeter and an altar opposite the doorway, with six enormous gold candlesticks and a bronze remonstrance, and a pulpit with a microphone for Sunday services – And a round American woman who advanced into the middle of the floor and threw her arms up into this most catholic of catholic spaces and cried out: “And do you know what is the most wonderful thing about the Pantheon? The way the Rome City Council has so very kindly turned this into a completely non-denominational spiritual space!”And then she eyed the wide sun-filled oculus above her head, and the two very small bronze drain-holes beneath her feet, and she screwed up her nose dubiously. “The Romans mustn’t have expected it to rain very much. How do they drain this place? In a good storm, you’d be up to your ankles while you worshiped!” There, at least, she had a point.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Mr Tabubil and I have just returned from three weeks holiday – a week in Holland, so that I might see a bit of his country and meet his family, and two weeks together after that in Italy. Right now, we're in Rome.

St Peter’s Basilica in Rome. The world’s largest wedding cake.

I sniff.

From the outside, St Peter’s appears a modest-seeming three stories tall, but as you see the clouds move behind the building, and as the multitude of ants crawling before it resolve into people, you realize just how large the building is, and the tricks of scale resolve into an order several hundred times larger than life. Inside, the church is a warehouse of wonderful sculpture, all of it drowning in the immensity of the space, and where there isn’t something splendid and sculptural, there’s something cheap tacked onto to fill the gap - swags of second-rate saints and sibyls and cherubs, chiseled by assembly line and cheerily defying gravity, swinging from the clerestory arches. There’s no grace. Or if there was, it was lost among the shadows and swept out years ago. The cherubs are worse than second-rate: giant stone babies with cellulite and the eyes of eighty-year old congenital sinners, dipsomaniac and debauched. When a ten-foot infant leers out of the shadow of an altar and eyes you up like he means to try something on right there in church, you know things have gone somewhere that they shouldn’t have. I sang there once. I was fifteen, and the concert was the grand prize at the end of three weeks through every
hill town church and square in Tuscany: the Cardinal’s Mass in Saint Peter’s Basilica in Rome, with five choirs singing in unison, and the Pope there to listen while we sang. My parents and my sister were meeting me in Rome at the end of the tour, and they thought it would be nice to come along to the Vatican to watch us sing. My father made it inside the basilica. My mother, good ex-catholic that she was, spent the mass outside the door, standing nose-to-nose in a shouting match with an overly-striped member of the Swiss Guard. Inside, before the altar, we sang. Right there in front of the great bronze Bernini Baldacchino. It had been a long and dusty three weeks and we were somewhat under-rehearsed: we were all unfamiliar with the music, and the tour hadn't made space for even one proper practice with all five choirs singing together, and in that great big barn of a space, the acoustics were just too good. The basilica was so enormous that our conductor was three bars behind us right from the start – we were booming, we were grandiose, we were all of us over the musical map, and she simply couldn’t hear. I know for a fact that my own choir began the piece three full bars behind at least two of the others, and one poor group, all the way from Australia, trailed off to an uneven finish half a verse after the rest of us had finished for good. Our choir directors melted away like snow in a Roman summer, vanishing behind pillars and stepping quietly into side chapels. Dad told me afterward that it had been the most excruciatingly embarrassing musical moment of his life – “I went and hid behind that baldacchino! Pretended I was there for the paintings. You were like cats, Tabubilgirl! Cats who harmonized, but cats!” There was only one small scrap of silver lining. As the whole thing trickled its way to an inglorious finish, Mum swept into view, flushed and square-shouldered with triumph. “It wasn’t what he said,” she said. “It was how he said it. There needs to be a complaint. Where’s the Pope?” “Ah.” Dad brightened and beamed at her. “That’s the good part. He has a cold. He didn’t come.”

About Me

I am an Australian architect, married to a Canadian who followed me home.
In September 2011 we relocated from rural South Australia to the bustling metropolis of Santiago, Chile, where it's warmer than Canada, but less insect-y than Australia.
How's that for a compromise?