Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can takethis train toNew Delhi .Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football andthe game went into extra time.

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotionin the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor,I'll have a scotch and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi intwo days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.Customer : I bet you, it won't.Post Master : Why not?Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.''How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.'How long has what been going on?' said the man.