ZMA, being a minor league athlete of sorts we used to ride the bus to every game. It was like clockwork, 40 miles outa town id get a chubby. We and theres a few of us out there who coined the term bus cock. I no longer ride the bus but i still get the chubby when im driving for an extended period of time.

Psythe: The Buzzcocks are a punk band from Manchester that formed in the 70s and are partly the namesake of the hit British quiz show, Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Just thought I'd answer the first part of your question :P

Why do I feel like this is suddenly gonna start happening to me now? Maybe it's been happening and I just don't realize it because every boner is a nightmare when you don't want it. (Hope I'm not the only one)

my penis must know when i wear shorts that would reveal "myself" easier, cuz everytime i wear things like basketball shorts for working out at the gym, i randomly get a chubby while exercising. and no bitches around me. he just pops up just to say 'hello' but then sticks around like that awkward friend u have that just shows up at gatherings and shit, even tho u didn't invite him.

^ I've been trying to disconnect myself from that part of my brain. I'm tired of getting random unwanted bones at times when you can't or don't wanna do anything about them. Then it really is exactly how you put it n0thing. It fucks with me cause it wants a fuck lol. But I'd rather deal with random bones then have to deal with pain a blood once a month.

lol! Ive got some of those shorts Nothing, dry fit styles, you can even see the outlines of the knob in good lighting. I feel like a perv cuz ive always got semi wood, ( is that girl by the treadmill looking at me and saying to herself i can see that guys junk).

I like to mushroom stamp girls on the forehead when I'm gettin head and simply say "Approved". It is a job after all. Paperwork and everything.

One time I was swimming on my back and an unwanted boner popped up, and some dude put a sail on it and went across the atlantic and discovered America. I would have spoken up and said something, but it was a lazy sunday and i had nothin better to do anyway.

Been getting into Amy Winehouse again. No, not because she's dead, I liked her music before, and it was on my iPod, but I've taken time to rediscover her. Honestly, I'll laugh at the jokes and such, but she was an awesome musician and I was really looking forward to new material.

GC, do you know Plan B? Like Amy Winehouse, he also performs modern soul music, with a hip hop influence (prior to his latest album, The Defamation Of Strickland Banks, all his stuff was rap). Give him a try if you like Amy Winehouse.

Oz, I will get to checking out Plan B when I get home (provided the hurricane doesn't fuck up electricity)

ap1: "The Edge of Glory" ...Even I hate that song. I tend to get more into her songs that DON'T get airplay. Like "Heavy Metal Lover" or "I Like It Rough" also, you should check out the metal mashups of Lady Gaga with Meshuggah, Behemoth, Soilwork and In Flames. Go to youtube.

I dont believe there is anything im ashamed of honestly. I love rap, metal, rock, country, ect. Okay, nevermind, there is ONE...............................Nickelback :(. But not their radio hits, just some of the other songs on their albums. Just good music to drink too