Dirty Tackle

Perhaps to show why Chelsea signed him to a one-year contract extension, adidas set up an intricate "3D infographic" representing each of his club-record 203 goals on the pitch at Stamford Bridge. Lampard's goals were plotted on a virtual 3D axis, which allowed its creators to be "pinpoint placed and showcase exactly where each goal was scored from."

The result is this...

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(adidas)

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"No, you're not tripping on LSD. You're just in my goal matrix." (adidas)

Chelsea play Everton at home on Sunday to finish the season. Hopefully they leave this display up for it.