So the chairman of Budweiser, the chairman of Miller, and the chairman of Guinness are hanging out in a bar at a convention. The server comes up and says "What will you folks have?"

The chairman of Budweiser says "Give me a Bud Light, please." The chairman of Miller says, "Give me an MGD, please." The chairman of Guinness says "Give me a 7-Up, please." The other two look at him and say "WHAT???" He replies, "Well, you guys aren't drinking beer...why should I?"

5 gallons of German Ale come off the secondary fermentor tonight and into the delivery keg. One week and it should be ready for dispensing!