Neighbors Call Cops on Man Eating Thai in His Backyard

Something about this is just weird. Police were called to a home in Bothell, Washington, after neighbors heard a woman screaming. Cops found a man and a woman having sex in the back yard. That woman, Love Thai, called the media to confirm she was, in fact, boning the homeowner and that the nosey neighbors should mind their business. She said her lover is not a murderer and is an awesome man. Wait, what? The homeowner is Allan Smith. He's a "person of interest" in the February murder of his estranged wife, Susann Smith. She was found dead inside the same home with head injuries. Love Thai (is that's her real name) adds: "What really breaks my heart is that his neighbors haven't come and just cooked him a home-cooked meal. Help him, he's hurting." Girl, isn't that why you're on the payroll?