Jaboody Dubs – Smart Mop Dub

[Jaboody Dubs As Anthony “Sully” Sullivan (11 February 1969):] Source: LYBIO.net
Did you know that more than 2 million children die each year due to dehydration, which really sucks you know, someone should do something about that but hey! Check out this mop I’ve got here it’s called a smart mop. All you got to do is dunk it and grip it real tight, you know give it a nice double handed Indian burn right there on the pee pee and you’re ready to clean.

Now what’s great about the smart mop is you actually get smarter while you use it and it’s so much fun I think, I’ll get on my heels wahoo! Hoo.. Hoo…! okay, now that’s all cleaned up the mop is nice and heavy so you can put it over your head just like this and get a nice upper body workout and after your workout, you need a protein shake, look how much money you’re saving, you are so god darn smart.

Dandruff, blood, boogers, it does it all, what are you going to use that fucking swiffer, sweeper bullshit, what are you stupid? No you’re smart. I’m actually too smart for this. So I have the twist handle shoved up my ass right now as I’m moping this up for you, not only because it’s a more of a challenge but I also don’t need to buy toilet paper.

There you go. Toss it in with your rainbow blankets. Ewww yuck!

I bet you on you are on your knees covered in shit right now and that brawny is going to make you look stupid. You want to be smart, no more, dread locks, no more sponges, and you know, what fuck brooms. Whoops I popped a Hemorrhoid in the kitchen and I sneezed on the door. Oh… shit..! There is the hair from my left testicle, well, oh no biker bitches broke in and spilled Pepto-Bismol and it looks like someone else broken as well…. Jaboody Dubs.