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SUAREZ INTERNATIONAL'S THE CRUSADER

By the late 11th century, it became clear to the rulers of Europe that unless they did something to stop Saracen aggression and expansion, Western Europe and Christendom itself was in danger of extinction. So beginning in 1095 and ending at the gates of Vienna in 1683, the west mounted a resistance against Muslim expansion, without which Europe would have perished. To commemorate that important period in Christian history we bring you The Crusader. A dual use item that is easily explained away as both an ice scraper and bottle opener. It has a definite purpose design inherent when you first pick it up.

It is a perfect non-weapon-weapon, that serves bottle opening duty at team events, or serve to punch through any biological fortifications, such as a jihadist's skull, when defending the faith today.