Told my daddy i was gonna grow up to beA superstar rapper making big money, know what i mean girl?But my daddy told me i was living in a dream worldIf i said "yes dad" i wouldn't have my zef swagOr fly round the whole fokken world gettin' jet lagGettin' bitten by the zef bug is the best drugIf i played it safe, i woulda never made it everNow every day in every way i get a little zefferNo matter what you smoke, you'll never get as high as meIt's like a fat fuck you when these naaiers seeMy big billboard up in nycDon't you wish your boyfriend was zef like me?I'm the motherfuckin' greatest, suckers love to hate usBut i make these bitches submissive cause i'm a dominatorI'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightestThat's why i tap beautiful designer vaginas

Baby i'm an angel, sent from the dark sideTook my brush-cut to the next with peroxide"oh my god, that's such a fresh switch!"Ja, whatever, just don't touch the hair bitchEverybody's crying saying; "hip-hops dead"'til a white south african hip-hop headPops up on the scene sayin' "it's not dead!"I'm here, can i get a fokken aah yeah?Rappers looking at me like i just crawled out the drainThe underground got me bored out my brainAnd this pop-rap bullshit all sound the sameGod help you if i call out your nameFrom the dark side of the moon, i zoom outta the gloomDoom doom! the room goes boom like a cartoonThe dark ravers has come, my mic-saber is onTurn and tell your friend; "yo this is my favourite song!"