When Star magazine reported that Ashton was cheating on his wife, Mila Kunis, they probably thought the story was over and done with.”Hey Ashton! Who’s the girl?” the pink and white caption read on their story. Ashton told them it was his cousin. Classic.

Kutcher later through some serious shade at Star. “Sorry aunt Jodie these magazines lack integrity,” he tweeted. I’m sure Aunt Jodie is going to stop reading them immediately.

Ashton and Mila are still happily married though, despite photo evidence to the contrary.