I'm James Sirius Potter. I'm popular (probably because of my family), dating the fittest girl in school (who doesn't care for me), and am Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Seventh year should be a breeze. Unfortunately, my Seeker, Meredith Elaine Blount, is proving to be quite... distracting.

"I don't know why I'm trying to play dumb, but it seems to come naturally... Figures. I'm an idiot."