PERSON 1: a woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
PERSON 2: ... but is it green or blue?
PERSON 2: (googling the color of woodchucks is probably best left not done, for sanity's sake)
PERSON 3: Black and white with pink accents.
PERSON 2: not BLACK AND PUR-PLE?

Do like real girls do...get them wet so they're stretchier and foce them into it. Then let it dry.

And more recently:

But giant robots are unrelatabllllllle whinge whine b*** moan... Well maybe they would be if you let them on screen long enough to have some f***ing character development instead of just having them be a damn sideshow to Awkward McMeatsack.