Life in the Clown-Cars. The Clinton Administration Could Never be Topped!

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Life in the Clown-Car Fast Lane
And the party has not even started yet!

Can you believe it? Barack Hussein Obama II hasn’t even been inaugurated yet and he’s already been interviewed by federal prosecutors in the ongoing Blago mess; he’s seen Bill Richardson immolate himself rather than stand the federal grand-jury scrutiny that would have come with his appointment as Commerce Secretary; his boy Rahm Emanuel is both en pointe, having resigned the House seat that was previously warmed by Hot Rod and Dan Rostenkowski, and, apparently, on Patrick Fitzgerald’s tapes too; and he’s facing the prospect of the Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, standing like a homunculus George Wallace in the schoolhouse door, ready to deny entrance to a black man when Roland “We Are the Senator” Burris tries to take Bambi’s hardly-even-used seat tomorrow.

And here we Democrats thought the Clinton administration could never be topped!
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You people had better get used to it, though, because hijinks and shenanigans like these are going to be the order of the day for at least the next four years. After all, we are the Tammany Party — the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sedition, and Surrender — so this sort of thing is not exactly new for us. Just look at our track record: We rightfully opposed the tyrant Lincoln with a loser general running on an antiwar platform, we perfected defensive election theft with Boss Tweed to save us from the plutocrats and goo-goos, and we formed an unholy alliance with gangland to get Franklin D. Roosevelt the Democratic nod over Al Smith at our convention in (where else?) Chicago in 1932.

We are the party of Barack Obama and the Daley Machine; the party of the Clintons and their amazing alchemistic Library, which turns Saudi dross into altruistic gold; the party of Tony Rezko and Norman Hsu; the party of vaporizing fundraisers, absconding bagmen and sitting New Mexico governors (and a recent presidential “candidate”) currently under federal investigation for allegedly steering a state contract in the direction of one of his big backers, David Rubin of CDR Financial Products in Beverly Hills. Now comes word that Hillary Clinton, the secretary of state-designate, Congress and the Emoluments Clause willing, got millions of dollars for a mall in Syracuse shortly after the developer coughed up a hundred grand for the Bill Clinton “Foundation.” That’s what I call commerce!

We are also the party of Charlie Rangel, the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, who’s currently under “investigation” by the House “Ethics” Committee for a myriad of dubious practices, including using campaign contributions to pay his parking tickets.

Best of all, we are the party of the ineffable Christopher Dodd (D., Countrywide), another recent “presidential candidate” who in appearance and demeanor is a throwback to the great days of Tammany mugs. It was Dodd, the chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, who got a sweetheart mortgage deal as a “Friend of Angelo” Mozilo, the disgraced former head of Countrywide Financial; Dodd who steadfastly denied that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were in trouble — perhaps his status as the No. 1 recipient of their campaign largesse had something to do with his unshakeable faith in them; and Dodd who has promised to release the paperwork concerning his hinky mortgages but, of course, hasn’t.

And yet not a peep from the mainstreet media about the Democrat's culture of corruption like they did to the Republicans in 2006.

That's because the Democrats care, maaaaaaaaaan! They're doing what they do for the planet and the children and the underprivileged and the children and the environment and the children, while Republicans are just in it for themselves, maaaaaaaaaan! That's why when a Democrat is caught molesting interns or selling senate seats, we know that, despite it all, their hearts are in the right place. :D

That's because the Democrats care, maaaaaaaaaan! They're doing what they do for the planet and the children and the underprivileged and the children and the environment and the children, while Republicans are just in it for themselves, maaaaaaaaaan! That's why when a Democrat is caught molesting interns or selling senate seats, we know that, despite it all, their hearts are in the right place. :D

Both funny and spot-on! There is nothing that liberals can do that will merit attention unless ignoring it will cause harm to the party. If the media frames it, they could molest children on public TV and get a pass.

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.C. S. LewisDo not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. (Are you listening Barry)?:mad:Ayn Rand

Both funny and spot-on! There is nothing that liberals can do that will merit attention unless ignoring it will cause harm to the party. If the media frames it, they could molest children on public TV and get a pass.

They call it pre-pubescent outreach. Come to think of it, it's not much of a joke. Care to bet which way NAMBLA voted in the last election?

Originally Posted by jeskibuff

I was wondering how ANY self-professed Democrat could write an article like this. The answer lies at the end of the article:

David Kahane is actually the pseudonym of a Hollywood writer who parodies them brilliantly. You should check out the author archive link at NRO for more of his work. He's a hoot.