Saturday, May 17, 2014

I'm just a travellin' Man... by Morris

I can't believe it! Finally SHE remembered to take the most awesome-ist navigator with her when she left home this time.

You have no idea how tiring it is to have to navigate Her when she drives. We drove a very long long way to The Grandma House where one of my Gal Pals, Sammy lives.

It was exhausting getting Her through the traffic. I mean, you just have no idea!

First off though I had to make sure to step on the door lock buttons and make sure to set the Subaru up so She would have a hard time getting the doors unlocked.

Then after getting fuel, I stepped on the seat heaters and turned them both on.

Well, what can I say?I got so very tired in the nice warm seat that I had to take a break and take a Nap.

You must understand that my inner GPS was working overtime while I had my eyes closed. I was acutely aware of any minor deviation that She might have made off course.

I wanted to make sure She got to the Grandma House without any mishaps.

Thank goodness.

We made it just fine!

I was so very happy to see Sammy but Sammy told me I was pretty annoying and had too much energy for her tastes.

We even had a big Dog Greeting.Tank, a big huge lab from across the street came over to meet me.Then The Grandma's Friend brought out Chuck Norris [the dog] and things got interesting.

We all ran around with wagging tails while Chuck did some fancy foot work and tried his best to pull his leash holder right over.

I saw another people with a big dog and headed over their until She yelled for me to come back.I guess those people and dog where not the friendly sniff your behind kind of folk.

She picked me up and I growled at Chuck and play time ended.

Good thing, I was getting tired from all that travel.

The Grandma finally settled down in her chair and had been complaining that her ear was bothering her.

I decided to clean it.

Then The Grandma settled down to watch the news and I thought I'd help her stay put by laying across her lap.

I can be a good lap dog, seriously...I can.

Soon enough, it was time for bed.

I sneaked out of Her bedroom and guess where I was found?Yup.

SHE called me a traitor. I'm not a traitor, I just know a Good Grandma when I meet one.Got to take advantage of that right?Besides that ... The Grandma has a special place that she keeps dog cookies.And I know if I go outside and come right back in after doing my business [so many trees...so little time!], I get a cookie!