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UpOut presents “Broke & Classy: Broke-Ass Stuart’s 10 year Anniversary of Living in San Francisco“. Just because you’re young, broke and beautiful doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to put on your nicest duds and have a spectacular night on the town. When was the last time you spent just…

Zipcar member? Work downtown? (Or at least willing to head to 2nd and Mission for FREE creme brulee?) Then your lunchtime plans have been made for you today, because from Noon – 2pm Zipcar will be skipping out of work for an extended lunch break including an appearance by the…

You’ll be up at 7 a.m. for Bay to Breakers on Sunday, so you probably don’t want to party TOO hard on Saturday. Solution: head to Ritual Coffee’s 5th anniversary party! The festivities start at 2pm and end at 9pm, so it’s kind of perfect. The event is FREE and…

So you like street food with your dirty house music? Lucky for you every fourth Thursday of the month, The Lookout hosts Dirty Dishes, a night devoted to “hot beats, tasty eats and cool peeps.” While I definitely appreciate some good “indie electro/future bass” DJ action once in a while, and…

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