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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Someone get GAO on this STAT!

Holy weather whiplash, Batman!

It was 70 degrees over the weekend and now the high is barely scraping the 40s?

Does anyone else feel as though this might be the sign of the coming apocalypse?

Damn you Al Gore and your knowledge dropping movies!! But thanks for the internet, it's swell.

I have finally found it necessary to break out all manner of cashmere and wool and commenced with bundling. You can now throw me into walls and I bounce. I look like that kid in A Christmas Story in the snowsuit.

this is what is takes to make me not look like Voldemort even a little.

But nothing seems to work!! I'm so depressed, I need advice from the North and West! Post your best advice on how to keep the moisture inside of me (as opposed to the evil air, whcih totally doesn't deserve it!) in the comments below!

Hi :)I get very dry patches on my face in the wintertime (I live in Iceland..) and the best cream ever is Pond´s Dry Skin Cream. It´s $4.99 at the drugstore. I´ve tried probably all creams available, both expensive and cheap, and this one is the best!

The crazy DC weather is killing me too! The best hand lotion I have ever used is Neutrogena Hand Cream - Norwegian Formula (http://www.amazon.com/Neutrogena-Norwegian-Formula-Fragrance-Free-Ounces/dp/B000052YP6). It lasts even after you wash your hands a few times.

ditto vaseline - i carry a small jar in my purse (super cheap) and use it on my hands (and lips, when i forget chapstick). it soaks in fairly quickly and it thick enough to last until the next hand-washing.