A little humour to get your Saturday off on the right foot: Who said stereotypes can't be fun?

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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'D*ck', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" **

How about this: I bought a wristwatch in Moscow many years ago. The brand name was "RAKETA".
When asked why the brand name was "RAKETA", the vendor told me with a straight face, "because Russian watches are the fastest in the world!"