Say What?"I don't think much changes when you are 18... I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn, and if I get in trouble with the law I'm kinda screwed." -- "Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere on reaching her 18th birthday

"Mine will sell and his will still be on the shelf. He should be terrified. What do I do? Do I send flowers? Do I send my condolences?" -- 50 Cent on how to react when his new album crushes "rival" Kanye West's same-day release (third item)