violentsalvation:psychicdeath99: Working on an email notification list for Fark MMA threads, since apparently Fark is now filtering out the in-thread notification list. If you want to be notified of fight threads, just shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. E-mail address in my profile.

Oh yeah.

Guys, if you liked getting fark email notifications from the list that looked like this:

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Email psychicdeath99 and sign up for the conventional email list he is creating to notify farkers of an mma thread. My notifications posts were getting deleted, so we're working around it offsite.

I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

Farkin' Uke:I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

Flragnararch:quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?

See I got the Unrated edition on DVD and I never saw the theater or anything else. Movie was fine for me. They're all good. I'd say second one is best.

Oh come on! It's gotta be With a Vengeance! Do you know how many drinks I won off of that 4 gallon riddle?!? I have a monetary obligation to hold that movie above the rest but you also can't underestimate the Sammy L effect

quiotu:Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way

Farkin' Uke:quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way

Your Average Witty Fark User:violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: Working on an email notification list for Fark MMA threads, since apparently Fark is now filtering out the in-thread notification list. If you want to be notified of fight threads, just shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. E-mail address in my profile.

Oh yeah.

Guys, if you liked getting fark email notifications from the list that looked like this:

[i798.photobucket.com image 412x567]

Email psychicdeath99 and sign up for the conventional email list he is creating to notify farkers of an mma thread. My notifications posts were getting deleted, so we're working around it offsite.

Any idea why they were being deleted?

I guess just because it is technically against the rules to call out a farker who is not already in the thread. And we probably have some moderators who do everything by the book, even though people wanted to be notified. Oh well. We can work around it.