Frank de Boer has been banging on about wanting the Tottenham job again. He's not exactly keeping his cards close to his chest, is he, and he's definitely not worried about coming across as desperate, while he couldn't give two hoots about speaking about a job which is, at the current time of writing, still filled by Tim Sherwood. De Boer will be telling the world that he wants the Mill's job next. It's anarchy out there.

There's been bad news for De Boer, though. Tottenham are looking elsewhere. They want to make Mauricio Pochettino the new Glenn Hoddle and will shortly approach Southampton for permission to speak to their manager. Rupert Lowe's views on the subject will probably be worth listening to. Has anyone got his number?

Time is running out for you to decide whether or not you rate John Obi Mikel. Despite eight years in England, the jury is still out on whether he's a lumbering buffoon who doesn't appear to do anything on the pitch or an intelligent, positionally aware holder who must be good because look at the managers who keep playing him. But we're going to have to make a decision sharpish, because Mikel is set to leave Chelsea and join Internazionale.

Now that Pep Guardiola has ruined German football, everyone wants out of Bayern Munich and that means that Javi Martínez is off to Arsenal, assuming they're willing to part with £32m for a player that they really need. Javi Martínez won't be joining Arsenal, will he.

Manchester United youngster Will Keane is a target for Juventus and Fiorentina after failing to agree terms on a new deal. Van Gaal out!

United also face competition from Manchester City for Cesc Fábregas, Luke Shaw and Adam Lallana. Well, we all know how this is going to play out. Moyes in!