Lists/Puns/And other humorous miscellaneous

This is a section for funny lists like for example: 20 things to do in an elevator, or 10 things to do in a shopping mall.Its also for little Quixotism's or sayings or any other humorous, random or miscellaneous that dont really fit into its own deserving topic.

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