What you are about to see
is a historic landmark. It is the first legal (looking) document that we
have ever made. It was created by Matthew H. Zealy and Andrew P. Saphos,
and approved by Steven M. Mercado. Now it published for all the world to
see, still kept in it's original form, with the same original typos and
other such gibberish. From here on in, you are warned that after viewing
what lies ahead, You will never see things the same way again.We'd like
to invite you to....