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Have you eaten an ice cream cone lately and thought, “I wish there was someone in a vulva costume here.” Today, Babeland is granting your wish. They’re already the nicest, most well-stocked store in the city for all your sex toy and lube needs, and they’re doubling their awesomeness by

This is either ice cream or a vibrator – we’re not sure. Yupyupyup. You’ve read that correct. Who knew that you’d wake up today and find out that all your dreams were about to come true. Courtesy of your Fairy Godmother, er.. Good Vibrations: “the Pop-up Dildo Shop and Ice

Twenty-nine years ago today, an angel descended from the heavens to bestow upon this earth a boy of unequivocal wit, humor and conceit. You should’ve seen him. Big, bright eyes. Rosy cheeks flush with innocence. A smooth, pinchable ass. And while those first two characteristics have evaded that boy in

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