This isn't me anymore. These were written by the girl I was a few years ago; using this account now would feel like a lie. I'm older, I'm a little more screwed-up and I'm a whole lot closer to working out who it is that I'm going to be. I'm even a better writer, although I guess I'm not very objective. You can find me at blatterations if you're wondering, but like I said, I'm not sure I'm even the same person now.

“Naturally,” Remus said rolling his eyes as he stood “Nice to meet you Nymphadora,” giving her that lopsided grin again and following Sirius. “It’s Tonks!” She called at his retreating back. 'Remus John Lupin, You Had Me At Hello' Tonks thought.

Love comes when manipulation stops; When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable. What happens when House dares Cuddy to play a high-stakes truth or dare game that involves money and a strict set of rules? Huddy

A Harry Potter Era Crossover fic. What happens when character from different Harry Potter Era's meet in an enchanted chatroom? Will the course of history change? Read the EM conversations to find out. Definite crack!, slash, & spoilers. Teen to be safe...

Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.

What goes inside the meticulous and complex mind of a witch when it comes to dealing with men? Join the ones who are brave enough to wonder inside a Witch's head! Different HP witches. Chapter 9: Audrey Thombson

Ever since Tonks was six years old, she’s had recurring flashbacks and nightmares about the events of a terrible winter’s night, and what almost happened to her. Now, 16 years later, she finds herself attracted to a man, even though he’s one of 'them.'

His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley

Blue-suit Ten says hello to Rose amidst good-byes, before final partings of the ways and the start of second chances. And then, together, they grab hold of a whole new universe. A series of during/post JE oneshots.

A collection of my Marauders Era poems, winner of the Reviews Lounge Reviewers' Choice Awards 2008 for Best Poetry. She wants to cry, she wants to laugh/She does neither as he leaves her/In his hand, of her heart one half/Emerald eyes a bitter blur.

Sirius is chewing on a lithe green stem; the bitter taste saturating his taste buds. He doesn’t really mind. He’s had this bad habit going since he was little. Chewing on flowers has always been a sure way to rid himself of anxiety and stress. ONESHOT.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Set from the beginning of OOTP to the end of DH, this is the behind the scenes romance of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks that slowly evolved and grew despite many different obstacles, setbacks, complications and helpful attempts from cousins and friends

It's one of those stories that has it all, and yet JK Rowling barely showed us any of it: the ongoing relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Follow them through the important scenes, the ones that made them who they are ...

beyond the rim of the starlight... an AU in which a resurrection is made, a phoenix soars, and loneliness drives people to do insane things... .::written for Rainless Night's CBtL Challenge::. starring Peter, Lily, Severus, Albus, and one Harry Potter.

After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.

The empty spaces, the quiet where there should be voices are like scars, too, ugly rents of malformed healing, and they're more painful than the ones she wears inlaid in her flesh. Lavender Brown drabble.

“Let’s go over it again, shall we?” Her face was set, her voice harsh and stubborn in the warm glow of the common room fireplace. “Lily Evans, shall I give you my head on a stick now, or wait for James to rip it off when he finds out about us?” RemusxLily

Drunk Sirius reveals to the Order that Remus is gay....except he's not. While Grimmauld Place is abuzz with gossip, how will Remus and Tonks convice them of his heterosexuality? RLNT. Rated T for language.

[Reviews Lounge forum collaboration] Several different oneshots, each by a different author, about a canon character and what they want for Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone, and please read and review.

They bury her two weeks shy of her twentyeighth birthday, and she doesn't look herself. Funeral flowers thread the air and it is only in death that Marlene McKinnon does not smell of ash. DARK ONESHOT.

12 Christmases, spanning 34 years, in the lives of Molly and Arthur Weasley. Love, laughter, fluff, family squabbles, tragedy and angst: we have everything here!For The Original Hufflepuff's Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge. Sober Universe.

[William Wordsworth: My heart leaps up when I behold, a rainbow in the sky] This is a Reviews Lounge forum project, consisting of oneshots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the word rainbow. Please R&R.

Complete A series of 7 drabbles about Regulus Black It is like with every breath he takes, with every word he says he is being watched closely, unhealthily, by his family. Regulus, the little king, cannot disappoint them. He has no choice.

He's just about to leave, to go and fight and maybe not return, when he turns to look, just one more time, at the beautiful mess he'd made of his life. Kingsley Shacklebolt, before the Battle of Hogwarts, wonders: We're all human, aren't we?

Tonight, however, was different; goodbyes were necessary, for last moments are precious, never to be wasted on shallow trivialities. She met him in the kitchen, platinum and champagne shimmering in the moonlight. Oneshot Many pairings...

COMPLETE! Harry is so focused on his career that family life suffers until an escape from Azkaban places his loved ones in mortal peril. Romance, mystery & dramatic plot twists combine for an unforgettable adventure. Now partly SU after recent revelations

Third year Auror cadet Tonks is assigned a special case which takes her back to school and into the DADA office. The new professor has a few mysteries of his own, which require more time to solve and a few tactics not covered in Auror training.

Remus had always been ill at ease in the forest, but when a mission for Dumbledore sends him into the heart of the place with Tonks by his side, he finds his apprehension harder than usual to shake off.

What happens when you lose everyone you love? What happens when it changes you, until even you aren't the same person anymore? And what happens when you fall in love again, with the one person who was there to see it all? Marlene is about to find out.SBOC

Because I love you and because you're not useless!Because I need you!Because I don't think you're a coward!Leave if you want,but never let it be said Tonks' heart was stolen by a monster,I gave it freely,my clumsy gift to my angel,Tonks yelled,he cried.

Harry isn't the only one at Hogwarts to be seduced by the mirror of Erised. Not the only one to have dreams they prefer to dwell on, not the only one to have faces that they yearn to see. Angsty romance type thingy. Written as essay avoidance.

When Remus' mysterious work for the Order requires Tonks' assistance, feelings that run far deeper than comrades at arms come to light. Is romance possible when the work proves to be the stuff nightmares are made of? [Set during OotP]

He stood on the edge of flat ground and looked out to the familiar slopes, the last glimpse of scarlet sun surrendering to twilight, her favorite moments in the day. “Severus!” she’d laugh, C'mon, Sev! Don't you remember how we used to be? [oneshot]

Penny wrote fairy tales with bespectacled knights who wielded pens and paperwork and formerstatueprincesses with proofreading skills beyond compare. Percy Weasley will write his Pennyprincess a happy ending if he has to pen it in his own blood. ONESHOT

We cannot all be brave in the same ways: A year under the Carrows for Lavender Brown of Gryffindor, Padma Patil of Ravenclaw, Susan Bones of Hufflepuff, and Daphne Greengrass of Slytherin. Eventual FourShot. [Chapter 4, Daphne Greengrass: Fair Lady]

In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.

[Oneshot] 50 sentences about Sirius Black, about Regulus Black, and about their brotherly relationship. [written for the LiveJournal communtity 1fandom and dedicated to my fellow Snap Cup peeps, because they rock like that] Please R&R.

Set around about 2008. Ron and his four year old daughter Rose have an interesting 'father daughter talk' centring around an extremely irritating muggle television advert which has some amusing consequences...

You don’t get many letters these days, I’m sure. So you finally get one, and it’s from me, and you maybe think I have something earthshatteringly romantic, truly beautiful, to say.If that’s what you’re thinking, just stop reading.For Fred

As is the same with anyone's life, certain moments stand out more than the rest. A series of 50 vignettes following the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. pre OotP through DH. Will be spoilery.

A small part of Molly that cannot weep any longer can only be glad that Frederick Fabian Weasley has finally met his namesake, and another part can only worry what they're getting up to. Sister story to White Satin For Mourning, ONESHOT.

Life is too short to be anything but happy, because at one point, everything will be exactly as you wanted. A series of short Teddy drabbles containing some TeddyVictoire and SPOILERS! Complete for now.

[DH SPOILERS] “They sacrificed to save one another: this created a stall between the life they protected and the death they chose to face… It's a very powerful magic, very little is known about it… It can be reversed… I just don't know how.” [RemusTonks]

After the battle at the Ministry, a seriously injured Tonks is visited by Remus and confesses him her guilty feelings about Sirius' death. Comforting each other, the two of them find out how easily a simple hug can change two whole lives. [RemusTonks]

DH SPOILERS! Set on the night of the Final Battle, Malfoy Manor. Narcissa finds Bellatrix 'remembering' and they have a rather emotional chat about what's going to happen in the hours to come... Oneshot. Really, really short, so please read and review!

For members of the Order of the Phoenix, now forced underground as the war rages and their friends and family fall, moments in which joy is not tempered by sorrow are few and far between. For Remus and Dora Lupin, Teddy's bath time might be one of them.

Nineteen Years is a long time. Follow Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione through weddings, funerals, babies, a metamorphagus werewolf, and... one last year at Hogwarts? DH spoilers! Not done, don't read. And get your arse off the computer and finish!

Sirius held it out at arm’s length. Great, it had a dirty nappie. How was he supposed to fix that? Was there some kind of spell for it or something? Short oneshot about Sirius, Remus, and a dirty diaper. Happy birthday, Prof.

Meeting the Lupins was something she had always known she would have to do, some day, but she liked to simply avoid it and ponder in her imagination all the possible meanings the word ‘disaster’ could assume after that very hypothetical day. [RemusTonks]

William Turner, boyinthewater, blacksmiths apprentice, faithful rescuer, Captain of the Flying Dutchman, last of the pirates, died as the sun set, a smile on his face and three roses clutched in his fist. WillElizabeth. Oneshot.

Severus Snape wore a red carnation to the Potters' wedding, to which he had not received the merest hint of an invitation... Of only one thing was he certain. He would not be staying for Sirius Black's speech.

The story of our favorite Metamorphagus: joining the Order, reuniting with her long lost cousin Sirius, undercover missions, and eventually falling in love. SBNTRL friendship, eventual NTRL. Ootp timeline, no DH spoilers as of yet. Rating is for later!

What happens, when amidst friendliness and happiness, you fall in love with the one person you can never have? Rain falls gently, caressing our bare skin. What if, somehow, between trysts and unconditional promises, she falls in love with you too? RLLE

Andromeda waits for news the night of the final battle, praying that her family will make it out alive. Some of her worst fears are confirmed when Remus comes home alone. A 'What If' Story. Minor DH spoilers

Eleven year old Teddy Lupin is off to his first year at Hogwarts. On the way he befriends three other boys and with them becomes one of the Vandals, but what happens when he finds a mysterious stone in the floor of the Forbidden Forest? ON HIATUS

Ginny Weasley is an unsuspecting guinea pig in Fred and George's new Love Chocolates and Professor Severus Snape is the unwilling victim. During OofTP Some spoilers. (BONUS CHAPTER of Love and Chocolates now available!)

Remus was certainly full of mysteries, especially to Lily Evans, who took pride in being an excellent mystery solver. At the moment, the most tantalizing Remusmystery of all was the Mystery of the Mysterious Middle Name. LilyRemus [oneshot]

Maybe I had gotten better at pretending, over the years. Maybe she had gotten worse at noticing. We had both changed so much since that day, all those years ago, when we were young and innocent, laughing and shivering and kissing in the rain.RL [oneshot]

Remus Lupin has made his way so steadily into her life, then into her heart, that now she can't imagine a time when he wasn't always there. Tonks wakes up on the morning after the night before and finds the world has changed for her. Set during OotP.

Tonks' death in DH. Bellatrix finds Tonks helpless in an empty classroom during the final battle: an easy target. But as usual, Bellatrix wants her fun before she kills her... T for slight language. Oneshot

Massive DH spoilers. A 36 year old Harry makes a visit to the Headmaster's office, and finds someone there he didn't expect, but needed to see. Some extra closure with my favorite character, Snape. Oneshot.

Oneshot:: Andromeda reads Sirius the poem of the Jabberwocky. And for a while, you had imagined that the creatures were real, that there was really a borogrove in front of you, its great big head rearing as it swooped upon a slithy tove. Please R&R.

SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!

LupinTonks one shot with LOTS of DH Spoilers, so be careful reading! At the Battle of Hogwarts, Lupin and Tonks realize that if they must face the worst, no better way to do so than alongside the one they love most in the world...

Rowena Ravenclaw: beauty, genius, romantic halfblood. She's torn in two the mother she's always known, or the muggle father she's never met? That's only the beginning. Follow her through romance, danger, and the begining of the greatest story of all...

Every now and then, you meet someone spectacular. You'll remember them all your life, even if they aren't always around, even if you never see them but once. Sometimes once is enough. Enough to change your life... enough to fall in love. JL [oneshot]

I can almost see you addressing me a scolding yet sweet look as you scrutinise me concernedly and pull the cigarette from my lips, while the ghost of your velvet voice whispers softly into my ear. 'This is not good for you, Nymphadora.' [RemusTonks]

Lily Evans is stuck outside for the night with James Potter, her least favorite person on the planet. But after a game of Truth, an almostkiss, and a ride on his broom, will she still hate him? Did she ever hate him to begin with? JL[oneshot]

If you find the girl who says that Remus then don’t you let her go… not for anything or anyone, you understand?”Remus looked at James, and nodded.If only you knew Prongs... you’re the reason I don’t have her to hold in the first place... RLLE

Just a short little Drabble. Meant to be one of Sirius’s thoughts around the time of OOTP, when he's all alone at Grimmauld Place. Alternative title was 'bittersweet' I have no idea what the genre is. noslash or anything.

Night came... The one after Dumbledore died and Snape had ripped the heart and soul out of the Order of the Phoenix with just two short words. They spent it lying side by side on Tonks' sagging single bed in her room at the Hog's Head Inn.

Following the DoM Battle, Tonks struggles to soldier on as she copes with losing friends and colleagues. Inadequacy increases when Tonks turns to Remus and finds him burdened by his own battles. Can a date bolster their spirits for the battles to come?

Co authored with Mrs Tater. The night before Harry's hearing in OotP and, for Remus and Tonks, it really was asking for trouble to go out like this. Risky and unprofessional. In fact, anything might happen... COMPLETE

A twist on the marauders' relationships. Which marauder belongs to which chapter? That's up to you. Decide which is for the mutinous Peter, the ruleabiding Remus, the athletic James, and the attractive Sirius.

Hwoarang's got the perfect plan to get Jin. Get in cozy with the sister, play the game of love, once he's in he just has to take Kazama down, all he had to do was break a heart, but he didn't plan on falling in love!

After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.

Curtis Torrance is Danny Torrance's son. It's been thirty five years since the evils of the Overlook Hotel were burnt, but that evilness had to go somewhere. How about a hotel even higher up the same mountain? The Underlook carries on the curse now!

Time is precious to Order members, especially where romance is concerned. Remus doesn't want to waste it talking about the unjust new Educational Decree. Tonks disagrees, and a second date threatens to become a first fight.

Two is company, but to Remus, three is definitely crowd on his first date with Tonks. He thinks it's going well until an unexpected meeting makes him think again. If only he knew what was going on in her mind...

As Remus Lupin struggles to hide his own feelings and stop making assumptions about a certain female Order colleague's, a new question arises: are Aurors skilled at catching other things than dark wizards?

Sometimes it was nice to be naughty. She could let herself play this little game, as a final hurrah before her wedding... That's what she told herself as she stood outside of the pub. Remus and Tonks oneshot.

Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.

RLNT. 'And then she looked up to find him staring at her with a mixture of horror and what was that? Could it be love' Tonks deals with her anxiety after hearing rumors of a werewolf attack. [HBP SPOILERS]

It's flu season in London and Tonks and Remus have contracted a very "magical" strand which is bringing them closer together; literally. It's cold outside, but at Number 12 things are getting a little steamy.

Most members of the Black family lived their lives according to the rules laid out by their parents. Years later, after the war has ended and some sense of normality has returned to the world, each Black's successes and losses are weighed and judged.

In times of war, often your head can preside over your heart. And maybe you're better off that way, but maybe you aren't. A oneshot on love, life and war, and how maybe, just maybe, love is worth it all in the end.