Maggie Smith must have just found out what a weekend was, because she spent her Saturday not at the 2014 SAG Awards accepting her trophy for Best Actress in a Drama Series. She was probably out gallivanting and/or creating a brouhaha. Maggie Smith is known for that, you know.

Smith and her work as Dowager Countess of Grantham on Downton Abbey beat out drama heavy hitters like Claire Danes, Kerry Washington, Jessica Lange and Anna Gunn. And like we said, she wasn't there to take home the award (Mindy Kaling and James Marsden accepted on her behalf), so we'd like to take this time to imagine how she would have handled the SAG Awards, using (who else?) Dowager Countess:

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