In a YouTube video that looks like an outtake
from "Anchorman II" — featuring a room that looks like it smells
of rich mahogany — Ferrell tells viewers that he'll do anything
if they vote tomorrow. He'll do a special dance, help move a
couch, give you a tattoo ("fair warning, I don't know how to
draw"), and even eat human toenails.

Although it's unclear if Ferrell will eat toenails if you vote
for just anyone. The spot ends: "Vote Obama, it's a slam dunk"