Bad translator = funny translations

Original English: Pengwuino doesn't like Justin Bieber.
Belarusian : Pengwuino не падабаецца Джасцін Бибер.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Lithuanian : Pengwuino nepatinka Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Greek : Pengwuino δεν αρέσει Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Irish : Pengwuino ní cosúil le Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Norwegian : Pengwuino ikke liker Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Belarusian : Pengwuino не падабаецца Джасцін Бибер.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Swedish : Pengwuino tycker inte om Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Haitian Creole : Pengwuino pa renmen Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino love Justin Bieber.
Portuguese : Pengwuino amor Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino love Justin Bieber.

Original English: Evo is the Supreme Lard.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最高的豬油。
Back to English : EVO is the highest lard.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim searasv.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Ukranian : EVO є найвищим у свиней.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim sigadel.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Bulgarian : EVO е най-високата в прасета.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Thai : EVO คือสูงสุดในสุกร
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Arabic : EVO هو أعلى في الخنازير.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Portuguese: Portugal : EVO é a mais alta em suínos.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Indonesian : EVO adalah yang tertinggi di babi.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Persian : EVO بالاترین در خوک است.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Icelandic : EVO er hæsta í svínum.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Belarusian : Эва з'яўляецца самым высокім у свіней.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Japanese : Evoは豚で最高です。
Back to English : Evo is the best in the pig.
Portuguese : Evo é o melhor do porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Galician : Evo é a mellor carne de porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Romanian : Evo este cea mai bună carne de porc.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Russian : Эво является лучшим свинины.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最好的豬肉。
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Macedonian : EVO е најдобар свинско месо.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Latvian : EVO ir labākais cūkgaļa.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.

Original English: Char Limit is the Supreme Cheezburger!!
Tagalog : Magpasinda Limit ay ang kataas-taasang Cheezburger!!
Back to English : Char Limit is the supreme Cheezburger?
Finnish : Char Limit on ylin Cheezburger?
Back to English : Char Limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Estonian : Char Limit on kõrgeim Cheezburger?
Back to English : Char Limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Polish : Char Limit jest najwyższym Cheezburger?
Back to English : Char Limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Chinese : 字符限制是最高的Cheezburger？
Back to English : Character limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Ukranian : Символ межа високих Cheezburger?
Back to English : Character limit of high Cheezburger?
Hungarian : Karakter limit magas Cheezburger?
Back to English : Character limit of high Cheezburger?
Serbian : Ограничење броја карактера високог Цхеезбургер?
Back to English : Character limit of high Cheezburger?
Slovak : Obmedzenie počtu znakov vysoké Cheezburger?
Back to English : Limiting the number of characters high Cheezburger?
Lithuanian : Apribojimas simbolių skaičius aukštos Cheezburger?
Back to English : Restriction on the number of characters high Cheezburger?
Chinese Simplified : 高Cheezburger字符数的限制？
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Irish : Cheezburger Ard-teorainn le líon na carachtair?
Back to English : Cheezburger High limit the number of characters?
Vietnamese : Cheezburger cao hạn chế số lượng ký tự?
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Vietnamese : Cheezburger cao hạn chế số lượng ký tự?
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Welsh : Uchel Cheezburger cyfyngu ar nifer y cymeriadau?
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Yiddish : הויך טשעעזבורגער שיעור די נומער פון אותיות?
Back to English : High tsheezburger limit the number of characters?
Arabic : tsheezburger عالية تحد من عدد الحروف؟
Back to English : tsheezburger high limits the number of letters?
Korean : 높은 tsheezburger 문자의 수를 제한?
Back to English : Limit the number of high-tsheezburger character?
Portuguese: Portugal : Limitar o número de high-tsheezburger personagem?
Back to English : Limit the number of high-tsheezburger character?
Belarusian : Абмяжуйце колькасць высокім tsheezburger характар?
Back to English : Limit the number of high tsheezburger character?

Staff: Mentor

Original English: Evo is the Supreme Lard.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最高的豬油。
Back to English : EVO is the highest lard.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim searasv.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Ukranian : EVO є найвищим у свиней.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim sigadel.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Bulgarian : EVO е най-високата в прасета.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Thai : EVO คือสูงสุดในสุกร
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Arabic : EVO هو أعلى في الخنازير.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Portuguese: Portugal : EVO é a mais alta em suínos.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Indonesian : EVO adalah yang tertinggi di babi.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Persian : EVO بالاترین در خوک است.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Icelandic : EVO er hæsta í svínum.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Belarusian : Эва з'яўляецца самым высокім у свіней.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Japanese : Evoは豚で最高です。
Back to English : Evo is the best in the pig.
Portuguese : Evo é o melhor do porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Galician : Evo é a mellor carne de porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Romanian : Evo este cea mai bună carne de porc.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Russian : Эво является лучшим свинины.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最好的豬肉。
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Macedonian : EVO е најдобар свинско месо.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Latvian : EVO ir labākais cūkgaļa.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.

Staff: Mentor

Re: PF Random Thoughts

Original English: Micromass the Supreme onion.

French : Micromass l'oignon suprême.
Back to English : Micromass Supreme onion.
Chinese Traditional : 洋蔥微小腫瘤最高。
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Norwegian : Løk høyeste bittesmå tumorer.
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Hebrew : בצל גידולים זעירים ביותר.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Hungarian : A daganatok apró árnyékában.
Back to English : In the shadow of the tiny tumors.
Slovak : In the shadow of tiny nádory.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Japanese : 小さな腫瘍の影で。
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Italian : All'ombra dei piccoli tumori.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Norwegian : I skyggen av små tumorer.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.

French : Micromass l'oignon suprême.
Back to English : Micromass Supreme onion.
Chinese Traditional : 洋蔥微小腫瘤最高。
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Norwegian : Løk høyeste bittesmå tumorer.
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Hebrew : בצל גידולים זעירים ביותר.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Hungarian : A daganatok apró árnyékában.
Back to English : In the shadow of the tiny tumors.
Slovak : In the shadow of tiny nádory.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Japanese : 小さな腫瘍の影で。
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Italian : All'ombra dei piccoli tumori.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Norwegian : I skyggen av små tumorer.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.

Result: In the shadow of small tumors.

Yes, I am the Supreme Tumor!!!

Original English: Division by zero is a one-to-many operation, and thus is not allowed.
Welsh : Is-adran gan sero yn llawdriniaeth un-i-lawer, ac nid yw felly yn cael ei ganiatáu.
Back to English : Division by zero in one-to-many operation, and is not therefore be granted.
Haitian Creole : Divizyon pa zero nan operasyon yon sèl-a-anpil, epi yo pa Se poutèt sa se yo yo te akòde.
Back to English : Division by zero in operation for one-to-many, and not because they were granted.
Chinese Traditional : 一個操作零部很多，而不是因為他們被授予。
Back to English : A lot of parts and operation, not because they were granted.
Swahili : mengi ya sehemu na kazi, si kwa sababu walikuwa na nafasi.
Back to English : Many of the parts and labor, not because they have a chance.
Slovak : Mnoho dielov a práce, nie preto, že majú šancu.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, not because they have a chance.
Swedish : Många delar och arbete, inte därför att de har en chans.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, not because they have a chance.
Hindi : कई भागों और परिश्रम, वे एक मौका है क्योंकि नहीं है.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, they do not have a chance.
Greek : Πολλά ανταλλακτικά και εργασία, δεν έχουν μια πιθανότητα.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Tagalog : Maraming mga bahagi at labor, may isang pagkakataon.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Spanish : Muchas partes y mano de obra, tienen una oportunidad.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Slovak : Mnohé dielce a prácu, majú šancu.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Bulgarian : Много части и труд, да имат шанс.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, to have a chance.
Norwegian : Mange deler og arbeid, å ha en sjanse.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, to have a chance.
Albanian : Shumë pjesë dhe të punës, që të ketë një shans.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, to have a chance.
Thai : หลายส่วนและแรงงานที่จะมีโอกาส
Back to English : Several parts and labor will have a chance.
Polish : Kilka części i będzie miał szansę.
Back to English : Some parts will have a chance.
German : Einige Teile haben eine Chance.
Back to English : Some parts have a chance.
Greek : Κάποια μέρη έχουν μια ευκαιρία.
Back to English : Some parties have a chance.
Macedonian : Некои партии имаат шанса.
Back to English : Some parties have a chance.
Albanian : Disa parti kanë një shans.
Back to English : Some parties have a chance.

Staff: Mentor

Original: Lisab is a wood nymph.

Portuguese : Lisab é uma ninfa de madeira.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Danish : Lisab er et træ nymfe.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Estonian : Lisab on puidu nymph.
Back to English : Inserts are wood movies.

Original English: Greg is the owner of physics forums
Spanish : Greg es el dueño de los foros de la física
Back to English : Greg is the owner of physics forums
Portuguese : Greg é o proprietário da física fóruns
Back to English : Greg is the owner of physics forums
Arabic : جريج هو صاحب المحافل الفيزياء
Back to English : Greg is the owner of physics forums
Hungarian : Greg tulajdonosa a fizika fórumok
Back to English : Greg is owned by the physics forums
Slovenian : Greg je v lasti forumih fizike
Back to English : Greg has held forums physics
Chinese Simplified : 格雷格曾担任论坛物理学
Back to English : Greg has served as forum Physics
Latvian : Greg ir bijis forums Fizika
Back to English : Greg has been a forum Physics
Portuguese: Portugal : Greg tem sido um fórum de Física
Back to English : Greg has been a forum for Physics
Afrikaans : Greg is 'n forum vir Fisika
Back to English : Greg is a forum for Physics
German : Greg ist ein Forum für Physik
Back to English : Greg is a forum for physics

Staff: Mentor

Original: Turbo loves to grill

German : Turbo liebt es, grill
Back to English : Turbo loves, grill
Latvian : Turbo mīl, grils
Back to English : Turbo love barbeque
Greek : Turbo αγάπη μπάρμπεκιου σε διαμορφωμένο
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ in merchandising
Lithuanian : Turbo love GRILIS, suteikiamai prekiavimo
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ, in the form of marketing
Dutch : Turbo liefde BBQ, in de vorm van marketing
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ, in the form of marketing
German : Turbo Liebe BBQ, in der Form des Marketings
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ, in the form of marketing
Thai : Turbo รักบะหมี่ปีก ในรูปแบบของการตลาด
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings In the form of marketing
Dutch : Turbo liefde noodle vleugels In de vorm van marketing
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings In the form of marketing
Dutch : Turbo liefde noodle vleugels In de vorm van marketing
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings In the form of marketing
Russian : Турбо любовь лапши крылья В виде маркетинга
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings in the form of marketing
Chinese Simplified : 涡轮爱面条翅膀的营销形式
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wing forms of marketing
Slovenian : Turbo ljubezen Rezanec krilo oblik trženja
Back to English : Turbo love Noodle wing forms of marketing
French : Turbo amour Noodle aile formes de marketing
Back to English : Turbo love Noodle wing forms of marketing
Indonesian : Turbo cinta mie sayap bentuk pemasaran
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wing form of marketing
Thai : Turbo รักบะหมี่ปีกฟอร์มของการตลาด
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wing form of marketing
Spanish : Forma de ala de fideos Turbo amor de marketing
Back to English : Shape of noodles wing Turbo love of marketing
Hebrew : הצורה האהבה של טורבו האגף נודלס שיווק
Back to English : The shape of love of noodles wing Turbo marketing
Chinese Simplified : 面条翼涡轮营销的爱的形状
Back to English : Noodle wing shape of the love of Turbo marketing
Turkish : Şehriye kanat şekli Turbo pazarlama aşk
Back to English : Love the noodle wing shape of Turbo marketing
Turkish : Turbo pazarlama şehriye kanat şekli seviyorum
Back to English : I love the shape of the wing Turbo marketing noodle

Original: Ivan, I will never give you up!! I'll never let you down, and I won't run around and desert you!!

Persian : ایوان ، من شما را هرگز! من شما را هیچ گاه اجازه نمی کردن ، و من را اجرا خواهد کرد به اطراف و بیابان شما!!
Back to English : Ivan, I never! I never let you down, and I will run around and desert you!
Galician : Ivan, nunca! Nunca deixar a abaixo, e vou correr arredor e deserto ti!
Back to English : Ivan, ever! Never let you down, and I run around and desert you!
Vietnamese : Ivan, bao giờ hết! Không bao giờ cho phép bạn xuống, và tôi chạy xung quanh và sa mạc!
Back to English : Ivan, ever! Never let you down, and I run around and desert!
Dutch : Ivan, ooit! Je nooit teleurstellen, en ik ren rond en woestijn!
Back to English : Ivan, ever! You never disappoint, and I run around and desert!
French : Ivan, jamais! Vous n'avez jamais décevoir, et je courir et désert!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I run around and desert!
Malay : Ivan, tidak pernah! Anda tidak pernah mengecewakan, dan saya berlari-lari dan padang pasir!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I ran around and desert!
Latvian : Ivan, nekad! Jūs nekad pievilt, un es skrēja apkārt un tuksnesī!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I ran around and desert!
Dutch : Ivan, nooit! Je nooit teleur, en ik liep rond en dessert!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I walked around and desert!
Albanian : Ivan, nuk! Ju nuk gaboj, dhe duke ecur e duke shkretëtirë!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking the desert!
Portuguese: Portugal : Ivan, não! Você não decepcionou, e enquanto caminhava no deserto!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Persian : ایوان ، نه! شما نا امید نیست ، و در حالی که راه رفتن در صحرا!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Yiddish : איוואן, ניט! איר האט נישט אַנטוישן, און בשעת געגאנגען אין די מדבר!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Indonesian : Ivan, tidak! Anda tidak mengecewakan, dan sementara berjalan di padang pasir!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You do not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Danish : Ivan, nej! Du behøver ikke skuffe, og mens du går i ørkenen!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You do not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Romanian : Ivan, nu! Tu nu dezamăgi, în timp ce mersul pe jos şi în deşert!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You do not disappoint, while walking in the desert!
Catalan : Ivan, no! No defrauda, ​​mentre caminava al desert!
Back to English : Ivan, no! Do not disappoint, as he walked in the desert!
Turkish : Ivan, hayır! O çölde yürürken, hayal kırıklığına etmeyin!
Back to English : Ivan, no! He walked in the desert, do not be disappointed!
Lithuanian : Ivanas, ne! Jis vaikščiojo dykumos, neturi būti nuvilti!
Back to English : Ivan, no! He walked in the desert, do not be disappointed!
Japanese : イワン、ない！彼は砂漠で歩いた、失望しないでください！
Back to English : Ivan, no! He walked in the desert, please do not despair!
Hebrew : איוון, לא! הוא הלך במדבר, אנא אל ייאוש!
Back to English : Ivan, no! He went to the desert, please do not despair!

Staff: Mentor

Romanian : Ştim cu toţii că Borek este un pol simplu într-un plan complex.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple pole in a complex plan.
Norwegian : Vi vet alle at Borek er en enkel pol i et komplekst plan.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple pole in the complex plane.
Estonian : Me kõik teame, et Borek on lihtne pole keerulise lennukiga.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is not a simple complex plane.
Czech : Všichni víme, že Borek není jednoduché komplexní rovině.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple complex plane.
Danish : Vi ved alle, at Borek er en simpel komplekse plan.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple complex plane.
Norwegian : Vi vet alle at Borek er et enkelt komplekse planet.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a single complex plane.
Tagalog : Namin ang lahat ng malaman na ang Borek ay isang solong komplikadong eroplano.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a single complex plane.
Danish : Vi ved alle, at Borek er en enkelt komplekse plan.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a single complex plane.
Polish : Wszyscy wiemy, że Borek jest jednym płaszczyźnie zespolonej.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Portuguese : Todos nós sabemos que é um Borek do plano complexo.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Swedish : Vi vet alla att Borek är en av de komplexa planet.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Vietnamese : Chúng ta đều biết rằng Borek là một trong những máy bay phức tạp.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Finnish : Me kaikki tiedämme, että Borek on yksi monimutkainen kone.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of a complex machine.
Spanish : Todos sabemos que Borek es uno de una máquina compleja.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of a complex machine.
Filipino : Namin ang lahat ng malaman na ang Borek ay isa ng isang komplikadong machine.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of a complex machine.
Latvian : Mēs visi zinām, ka Borek ir viens no sarežģīta mašīna.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machine.
Ukranian : Ми всі знаємо, що Borek є одним із самих складних машин.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machines.
Icelandic : Við vitum öll að Borek er eitt af mest flókin vél.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machine.
Romanian : Ştim cu toţii că Borek este una dintre cele mai complexe maşină.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machine.
Italian : Sappiamo tutti che Borek è una delle macchine più complesse.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the more complex machines.