*A good news story from Zimbabwe? Hard to believe, I know, but things might be improving for our brothers and sisters. Keith Goddard, director of Gays and Lesbians of Zimbabwe, told Behind The Mask: "With the Government of National Unity, we now have a number of people in parliament who are gay-friendly. This could be an opportunity to engage with the government on issues affecting marginalised groups such as GALZ and ensure that government supports our call for specific mention of sexual orientation in Zimbabwe's next constitution."

*In Pictures: Our Ten Favorite Cocks of the Decade, by Gay Porn Blog. Hmm, what two things do all ten pieces have in common? In any case, my vote goes to Jovonnie's perfect piece, which isn't pictured, or Brad Patton's, which isn't pictured either (at least I don't think it is, and I know it pretty well -sadly, by sight only).

*If you're really bored you can also wander through AfterElton's 2009 Hot 100. Confusingly, their No.1 looks to me like a well-preserved lesbian. Maybe it is. F**k if I know who she is. The rest of their top 10 is a truly banal snowstorm comprised entirely of caucasians. The highest placed non-white entry is President Barack Obama at No.39, followed by ka-ostheory favourite Darryl Stephens at No.45, Taye Diggs at No. 51, Jensen Atwood at No.55, Mario Lopez at No.67, and Wilzon Cruz at a criminal No.99. Okay, so let me get this straight: 4 (YES, FOUR) black men , and 2 (YES, TWO) Latino men. Out of 100. What does that say about the mainstream gay community? (And the fact that the white men who do feature are virtually clones of one another.)

*Love Land, a wonderland of giant genitalia sculpture and sex technique workshops. And it's all happening in China. "We are building the park for the good of the public," Lu Xiaoqing, the manager of the so-called sex park, says. But not all the people are happy: "These things are too exposed," said policewoman Liu Daiwei. "I will feel uncomfortable to look at them when other people are around." You tell 'em luv, it's an outrage.

"I would also like to take this opportunity to squash the persistent rumours about mysterious 'disappearances' and emphasize that rural and urban areas are now enjoying a life of harmony and peace. I'm sure you're glad to hear this. And I'm happy you're glad."