Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Regret Anything

In an interview with US Weekly, Lindsay Lohan says that she doesn't regret anything she has ever done in her life. Huh? That is crazy. She doesn't regret stealing from everyone? Getting DUI's where she might have killed people if not for luck? Nope, she does not regret one bit of it. Why? Because it has allowed her to be able to cry at the drop of a hat in her acting. Oh, you mean like the stellar performance she gave in Liz & Dick or her role with the porn star in Canyons? That acting? Lindsay says she wants to be known as an actress and not as a troubled starlet. She actually called herself a troubled starlet. What the f**k is a starlet anyway and when did she decide she was going to use the word because now it is even more of an awful word.

Starlet is a dated term, but even when I think of what it means, it implies to me someone who is TRYING to become a star – going to parties to be seen, going to auditions and go-sees, going to bed on time for the sake of her complexion…not someone who feels ENTITLED to a second whack at a career while still drugging, drinking, trash-talking, etc.

Hi seaward – no, I didn't, but I intend to. I'm very dvr-dependent, and never know when anything is actually showing live. I'm sure it was well-done yet depressing as hell. It's a hearty stock of people who settled these parts, for sure. I'm a Texan, and can honestly say, after three years here in OK, Okies have Texans beat in the community spirit department. Folks just get busy helping each other without any fuss at all. Clean it up and move on.

Don't stroke out, Enty. Of course she doesn't regret anything. She hasn't done anything wrong, remember? Lindsay Lohan is a classic case of a drug abuser/addict in absolute denial. There's nothing wrong with her. There never has been. It's the rest of the world that's screwed up. And guess what? As long as people like Barbara Walters ask her for interviews, as long as people like Jay Leno keep inviting her to appear on their television shows, as long as her hot little butt doesn't get sent to prison for a nice long term, she'll always be the way she is. Until one day she finally makes the mistake that'll kill her.

Back in my (lovable?) screw up days, I would always say I didn't have any regrets, and my experiences made me who I am today. Now? Oh Lord. I really wish I had some cosmic White Out so I could brush right on over 1992-1996. And that 6 month marriage to the Danish fella I met in Bali

I don't think she has the ability for self-reflection. Lainey posted one of her interviews where she was essentially saying she was more professional on the movie set than Elizabeth Taylor and how she was postponing love until after her Oscar win. I think the only award she will win is a Razzie.

I too can honestly say I have no regrets because everything has brought me to this point in my life, but the thing is that "this point in my life" is actually something good. Good marriage, kids, stable home, fulfilling work, good friends. You know, the kinds of things that you can really be proud of. Lindsay should have a whole lot of regrets at where she is in life, but she just doesn't get it.

@ JoeInLA – I'm thinking a cross between Sally Struthers and Kirsty Alley in her really fat days. Not that I have anything against fat but c'mon, Linds! Do you have any idea what you look like anymore?

Dee Lurker, you must be looking at different pictures than I've seen. Her boobs look pretty good – she obviously has some of those stick-on underboob lifters – but the rest of her is a wreck. Her hair looks like she died it with kool-aid, her makeup is caked on, but still can't hide the bloat, and apart from the boobs, that dress isn't doing her figure any favors. Check out this closeup of her face and then try to say she looks good. It's obvious from the way she's over-dressed (a fur stole? really?) that she thinks this movie is going to bring her that Oscar. (Yeah, I know that isn't possible, but do you think she does?)

Gah, I can't even listen to her voice anymore. Just listen to Lindsay talk for 2 seconds and you know that she's a woman that has been up all night. The demon from The Exorcist had a more feminine voice.

Different day, different interview, same shit.

Lindsay: "Yeah. I take my career seriously now. I don't party anymore now."

Interviewer: "Weren't you partying until 4 in the morning last month with your mother when you started fighting with her in that limo and the police were called to her Long Island home?"

Lindsay: (Just stares into space.)

Interviewer: "And aren't you worried what might happen to you from the car crash you were involved in this past summer in which you drove into the back of a truck?"

Lindsay: "I wasn't driving. The cops are just out to get me."

You know it's bad when the biggest kiss-ass in Hollywood – Jay Leno couldn't even compliment her on anything anymore.

Sorry SusanB – there's a poem "when I am old I will wear purple" and basically do whatever I want because I've earned it. That's what I was referring to. And she hasn't earned it. Not one bit! No offense was meant about the 60 yo part.

@Dia papaya – thanks for explaining. I don't know that poem. However, I can't stand the color purple – never did like it. But I agree – I do pretty much as I like now. And have already planned when I turn 75 I will do ANYTHING I want (short of seriously illegal). Including taking as many pills as possible, and saying whatever enters my head – they'll just say "Oh, she's senile" and I'll get away with it. *rubs hands gleefully*

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