We figured out last Wednesday that we were just being used. Mercedes had published, on YouTube, a sneak-peek preview of what might be in its Super Bowl commercial Sunday … Kate Upton washing a car in …

Coke got out of the gate first, but frankly, a commercial purported to show Kate Upton washing a Mercedes-Benz in SLOW MOTION has, in our estimation, taken the lead in the pre-hype of upcoming teasers …