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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Vatican Humor

A friend of mine from a now defunct prayer group sent me a joke. It is a "Catholic Joke". Yeah, even though I am Catholic, I find some of those funny. I have heard this one before, only it was whe JPII was Pope, and the idea was that he had a led foot when driving.

VATICAN HUMOR

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), thedriver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I wasa cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if somethingshould happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning..

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driverquickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, acceleratingthe limo to 205 kph.. (Remember, the Pope is German..)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedalto the metal until they hear sirens.

He doesn't always wear his pope hat. He never would have made it through the Lincoln tunnel on his visit here last year if he wore it.

Now who is gonna pray for me? katdish can get away with papal humor, not knowing better and all, but the vatican holds higher expectations from me...(snort!) Yeah, right! They have been praying for me to become an Episcopalean for years....(KIDDING!)