Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

I would have acted like I was in terrible pain, fake some tears, called the police for assault and press charges. Teach the old bag to keep her hands to herself. Just because you're old, doesn't give you the right to hit people.

This reminds of the Seinfeld episode where Jerrys foot falls asleep and he stands up and walks around to wake it up and the store owner who had a limp walks in and thinks Jerrys mocking him, so he flips out.