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Anal Sex

Some women think that there's some sort of cranial defect in men that makes them feel like it's necessary to poke their stick around our anal region. Why do you guys like anal sex so much?
Well, it's probably because that section is forbidden as compared to our vaginas (considering our modern sexual mentality). And you feel that because you're violating some sort of unwritten moral code, you have somehow become the Robin Hood of our bodies.

So if you're the lucky fella who gets to deflower our back doors, then that makes you our first sort of. And as many men have ceaselessly informed me, it's just so much tighter back there . My goodness, you'd think that you guys were inserting your penises into a train tunnel and not a vagina, the way you make it sound.

Although many women have yet to feel comfortable letting you introduce the new and improved 'doggy style' to them, many have already begun to delve into the kinky world of anal sex. So what do women hate aboutanal sex, or better yet, what do they love about it? Well gather round, gentlemen, because I'm about to focus in on a somewhat touchy (feely) subject.

good as* new

Believe it or not, anal sex can be very pleasurable for women because the rectum shares a wall with the vagina, and the sexual nerves are actually closer on that side, which makes the sensation unique, stronger and quite possibly orgasmic .
Lots of women think that anal sex is taboo and something only done in those 'pizza guy' porn flicks. But in today's society of teen pregnancy, group sex, threesomes, and one-night stands, it's quite evident that anything goes... even rear-ending in the bedroom.

There is a popular saying that women try anal sex twice: once to see how it is and the second time to see if it was really that bad.

Now before I begin, be aware that the things that women hate about anal sex, may also be things that women like about it. So if you see the same thing mentioned in both sections, remember; we're women, and because we menstruate, we have a right to be indecisive.

don't be an as* about it

The following is what many women dislike (to say the least) about the anal aspect of things.
We're powerless
During anal sex, women virtually hand their sexual power over to their partners. So you guys have the ability to prevent a woman's orgasms. And since penetration usually occurs from behind, you enter her sexually when she can't see you. Your penis doesn't have to come into contact with their sexual organs (vagina and all that good stuff), which ultimately leaves her sexual satisfaction in your hands (or penis as the case may be).

You can cause serious damage
You guys can hurt women terribly when it comes to the anal aperture if you're not careful. We understand that by allowing you to enter via our other sacred opening, you feel this overwhelming need to dominate. But keep in mind that if you're not wary and penetrate a woman when she's not quite relaxed, you may end up finding Mr. Poopoo on the end of Mr. Willy, so be sensitive.