Cat brings hiz human some very unusual gifts

"This morning at 5am my cat gave me a present of plastic grocery bags. It didn't wake me up so he must have thought that I didn't approve. So, he woke me up by laying a foil sheet (covering my toaster) on my pillow next to my face, promptly waking me up. I'm very loved by my kitty!" said oicutey

"You like crinkly things... I like crinkly things... lets do business at 5 AM."