Birthday:December 11th 2000Likes:Barking at the neighbors and eating "nummies"!Pet-Peeves:Being groomed, being held when she doesn't want to be and being served dogfood she doesn't like.Favorite Toy:Harvey BirdFavorite Food:Cesar's and anything chicken!Favorite Walk:Around her big back yard :)Best Tricks:Sleeping. lolForums Motto:the PrincessThe Last Forum I Posted In:WARNING!!! FOR ALL YOU DOG LOVERS!I've Been On Dogster Since:

the Princess Chronicles

mom is ready to kills me cause i sleep all day and stay up all night barking at the activity i see/hear outside. she's learning to sleep thru it but last night had to come and put an end to my fun at 4:25am. she was not pleased. i was good and went right to bed when she sat me on my cushion.

i don't know what her problem is. i have to sleep with her snoring...why can't she sleep with me barking?!

Tomorrow apparently I go to groomer's before Nana's. :(
That bites.
But mom is hoping that and the professional mowing the yard so there are no big weeds near the house might help with the stupid fleas.
If that works, I can quit getting a nightly rinse in the sink to get rid of the new fleas I've managed to pick up every day!

Not much going on. I see "Trouble" is being slandered in the news by the evil housekeeper. Grrrrr. No fair when Trouble cannot speak for himself on blog like me. :P

College football season started around here last night. Mom is a Cards fan so these SEC jokes she found funny:

(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

.........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

.........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?

.........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

.........Pay him for the pizza..

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?

.........His freshman year.

(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

.........None -- that's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.