Beyoncé and Gwyneth Might Be Planning a Relaxing Getaway

Sometimes, rumors are so perfect that we can't help but speculate. Case in point: In what would be the celebrity getaway to end all celebrity getaways, a "source" is telling The Sun newspaper (via The Daily Mail) that famous friends and all-around ***Flawless/Goop-y human beings Beyoncé and Gwyneth Paltrow might be going on a retreat together in California.

While yoga, meditation, wine tasting, and hiking are all supposedly on the agenda, we have to wonder what else would be in store. A four-day vegan "cleanse," perhaps? Surprise cooking lessons from Gwyneth herself? "Partition" karaoke?

OR, this is all a clever ruse, and Gwyneth is actually there to oversee the launch of her own retreat center and needs Bey's approval, of course.

Ahhh... the possibilities are truly endless. In any event, can we go? If they're actually going, that is?