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Thu, May 08, 2003

Cletus

Rogerio Aoki Romero of Brazil wins the inaugural Jello Swimoff. Each contestant must dive into a pool of clear gelatin, swim to the bottom and retrieve the marker, then make his way back to the top. Rogerio set the record of 95 seconds and attributed his winning time to the "mermaid swim".