What's new with you? Is your lawn mower giving you troubles again? Or was that Muddy?

Atom

17-08-2009, 11:12 PM

Yes, Muddy was giving me trouble again, I think I've got him pretty well under control now.

Muddy

17-08-2009, 11:13 PM

Yes, I'm under Control. Could you ask her to get off me now please?

krisma5

18-08-2009, 12:42 AM

Hello and welcome to the fantastic group that say so much and actually say nothing. have fun and I look forward to reading more.

Atom

18-08-2009, 01:05 AM

Hello and welcome to the fantastic group that say so much and actually say nothing. have fun and I look forward to reading more.actually say nothing yet! I've found that if you post a lot, then Murphy's Law says that you're bound to say something useful eventually.

Muddy

18-08-2009, 01:14 AM

You know, speaking of that lawn mower...turns out I'd bent the deck AND the spindle. It's in the shop now.

Muddy

18-08-2009, 01:14 AM

Or one of the spindles I should say.

Atom

18-08-2009, 01:32 AM

Dear Lord! Just getting that nut off? Or did you hit a rock maybe?

Muddy

18-08-2009, 01:38 AM

Well, the reason I was taking that nut off was to replace one of the blades because I'd hit a hidden stump. After following your advice, I got the nut off and put a new blade on but it cut weirdly after that. Dug into the grass on one side. Actually more like dug into the dirt. So I ended up taking it in to the John Deere dealer and yeah, the deck and one spindle were bent. They're fixing that and putting a new belt on and I'm supposed to be able to pick it up day after tomorrow.

Muddy

18-08-2009, 01:41 AM

Oh, and the reason I'd hit a stump is because my wife asked me to drive into the horse corral and cut some weedy things that were growing up. In one clump was a tree stump only about 4 inches in diameter. Stopped my tractor dead though, and bent one blade over at a complete right angle.

Atom

18-08-2009, 01:53 AM

Oh the stump, that's right. I was going to say that I hope I'm not already supposed to know that you hit a rock and if so, I'd immediately consider permanent retirement from the internet.

Yeah I've ninety degreed several blades throughout my illustrious rampages over hill and dale. I used to mountain climb with my riders, that's a blast.

Muddy

18-08-2009, 02:29 AM

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Atom

18-08-2009, 02:37 AM

Been there, done that, except instead of climbing up a ramp, my mower attempted to climb a tree, flipped her right over backward, I rolled to the side in time to miss getting crushed lol.

Muddy

18-08-2009, 02:44 AM

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Atom

18-08-2009, 03:05 AM

:fear:

krisma5

18-08-2009, 04:07 AM

Well, *I* aint buying one o those! :sqerr:

Atom

18-08-2009, 04:13 AM

Oh.. yeah I think that lawyer forgot one little piece of statistical information; your chances of being crushed by a riding lawn mower are about the same as your chances of being struck by lightning. LOL

Strong

18-08-2009, 04:14 AM

Hi Julien, welcome to this slightly strange place. I've yet to figure out what it is all about as well!

krisma5

18-08-2009, 04:14 AM

Those are pretty big odds of being struck by lightning then!

Ferre

18-08-2009, 05:17 AM

Hey Julien, nice seeing you. :twisted:

Trapper

18-08-2009, 09:44 AM

Salut!!!!!!!!!!

Zap

18-08-2009, 10:31 AM

Slut!!!!!!!!!!

What did you call poor Julien? :sqerr: :sqwink:

julien_simon

18-08-2009, 10:35 AM

I get called that all the time, don't worry.

My dad flipped over backward on his lawnmower as well. He remained on his seat, pushed with his leg to flip it on a side and ran the hell away because gas was leaking on the engine.

Hi Ferre, hi Trapper

Thanks for the welcome people.

Happy Tuesday everyone!

fastreplies

18-08-2009, 08:29 PM

Welcome to BTWIMHO Forum,

I'm sure you remember me from webmaster-talk.com Forum
I'm glad to see you here as well

Poulet was actually my nickname in highschool, after a skiing trip without sun screen.

do I need to explain more?

krisma5

21-08-2009, 03:10 PM

just reading that makes me need to pee.

Strong

21-08-2009, 05:30 PM

Yeah, Ed.'s posts have that effect on me too :sqwink:

ewomack

21-08-2009, 09:17 PM

I thrive in being a walking hand in hot water. We all have a reason to get out of bed in the morning. I haven't found mine yet. Any suggestions? Waffles?

Atom

22-08-2009, 01:14 AM

Take a tip from Madge, use Palmolive.

krisma5

22-08-2009, 02:17 AM

to smear on the sheets? to s l i d e out of bed?

ewomack

22-08-2009, 10:14 PM

I will try Palmolive, Atom. Perhaps then I'll want to get out of bed. I guess I'll have to get out of bed to get the $#@!@# Palmolive since I don't want to keep it in the bed with me. This one may finally work.

Muddy

22-08-2009, 11:32 PM

Just what are palm olives?

Muddy

22-08-2009, 11:34 PM

Oh, I wasn't thinking about trees.

ewomack

23-08-2009, 09:29 AM

As Freud said: sometimes a tree is just a tree.

krisma5

23-08-2009, 09:30 AM

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

ewomack

23-08-2009, 09:59 AM

Unless the tree is hanging over a cliff...

Strong

23-08-2009, 10:06 AM

And at the bottom of the cliff is a river.

ewomack

23-08-2009, 10:17 AM

And in the river is a deep ocean trench...

Strong

23-08-2009, 10:20 AM

That signifies the meeting place of two tectonic plates spewing forth a river of larva.

Muddy

23-08-2009, 12:48 PM

And the larva eat the apple.

ewomack

23-08-2009, 01:32 PM

Those larvae sure can stand a lot of heat and pressure...

Here's a chocolate larva for YOU!!!

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/beetle_larva_chocolate.jpg

Atom

23-08-2009, 01:37 PM

And he's devouring a gummy bear.

ewomack

23-08-2009, 01:39 PM

He was a good larva and fully deserved this treat.

Strong

23-08-2009, 02:23 PM

:sqlaugh: Me and my spelling :sqrolleyes:

I hope you guys are happy, I had to resort to Merriam-Webster :sqmad:

Scrap the larva and insert lava. :sqbiggrin:

ewomack

23-08-2009, 03:23 PM

Oh yes. A splendid transposition! What a difference an "r" can make... a previous boss of mine once superimposed an "r" for every "l" on a letter congratulating someone on their election to the Board of Directors. He caught it before it went out, but oh man... "r" and "l" sit nowhere near one another on the keyboard... I didn't ask what was on his mind...

Muddy

26-08-2009, 04:51 PM

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Atom

26-08-2009, 05:42 PM

The only way that I know for sure that my wife really loves me is that she puts up with the fresh aroma of diesel fumes in bed.

ewomack

27-08-2009, 08:18 AM

The only way that I know for sure that my wife really loves me is that she puts up with the fresh aroma of diesel fumes in bed.

THAT is love, sir...

iowadawg

16-11-2009, 09:39 PM

Hello to whomever it was who introduced themself here.

Now leave and never come back.

ewomack

16-11-2009, 09:52 PM

That's what keeps this forum alive!

ewomack

16-11-2009, 09:52 PM

We THROW OUT THE BUMS!!!!

iowadawg

16-11-2009, 09:54 PM

Well, the OP should be thrown out.

I don't like him....

Muddy

16-11-2009, 09:54 PM

We THROW OUT THE BUMS!!!!

I thought we posted pictures of them...

Muddy

16-11-2009, 09:55 PM

Well, the OP should be thrown out.

I don't like him....

Jokes jokes everywhere! Too much! lol!

ewomack

16-11-2009, 09:59 PM

Mudd, you missed quite an event... perhaps it's in the archives...

Muddy

16-11-2009, 10:00 PM

Really? *looks*

julien_simon

16-11-2009, 10:00 PM

Well, the OP should be thrown out.

I don't like him....

let's try to at least pretend. For the sake of the child

Strong

17-11-2009, 06:26 AM

Really? *looks*

Look all you want, you ain't gonna see it now! :sqlaugh:

Cryren8972

17-11-2009, 07:36 AM

I think there are some remnants on the Real Avatar Day thread...

ewomack

17-11-2009, 07:10 PM

You leave for a while and all we leave are remnants... nothing but filthy remnants...