AP: Freshers Fair. I got 9 cans of energy drink, 2 packs of instant pasta & sauce, 2 packs of noodles, a bar of chocolate, a packet of instant soup, 2 bottles of water, a laptop cover, a frisbee, 8 cups, about 10 or 15 lollipops, loads of pens, pencils and other bits of stationary and a massive pile of vouchers, all for free!

Oh, and I'm not even a member of that university. There's another day of this one, then I'm going to my one on friday.

It's taken 14 years but finally Red Dwarf Series 10 is airing! If you're in the UK it's on Dave, Thursday Oct 4th. And in Episode One they answer a distress call. From Rimmer's younger brother. Holy Mother of Chaos, YES!...Okay, I'm a wee bit of a fan here. As in one of the three people who watched the first episode of Red Dwarf I as it was originally broadcasted. As Doctor Who ends so The Boys From The Dwarf get back in action.

AP: Some old lady just ran over our handicapped sign post in the theater parking lot. The one encased in concrete, fused to the ground. She just mowed that sucker right on over. Took up a big chunk of concrete from the parking lot and took out her entire right headlight system. She was turning in a practically empty parking lot. And she hit the only thing she was trying to avoid. I just... I laughed.