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Team Broke-Ass would like to congratulate Chris Rose and company for having Late Night Basement named New York Magazine’s “Best Comedy Show.” And tonight you can see why they earned that title! Friday, March 27, the doors of Pine Box Rock Shop will open at 9pm for another installment of Late

According to National Geographic, in 2050 the United States population is believed to become a mixed, interracial and an even more homogenous/diverse country than it is now. As a result of this threat, traditional phenotypical races are becoming wary of the trends, census stats and the lingo used to define

Lucifer was cast out of heaven; I was cast out of hell The perfect balance between Good and Evil truly rebelled And as he fell for the beautiful Belle, The Beast could illustrate with kisses, visions Words can’t describe Yet it’s written on your skin in invisible ink, I Fell

You see that video up there? The evil geniuses that make up Fortress of Attitude put that together. And now they’re putting comedy back together tonight in Astoria, Queens. Here’s the info: Are you curious… about the new Fortress of Attitude comedy show at QED Astoria this Friday, February 13?

I once spent a romantic moon-lit evening on a boat, drinking beer with Clown Kong. We didn’t talk much, but it’s important that you know that this was real moment in my life. And guess what? You too can spend an evening with Clown Kong! Kong and his depraved friends will be

If your nipples aren’t bleeding yet, I would assume that you are not human. I can understand, however, the physical dexterity you possess, which prevents blood from leaking out of your tightly erect nipples, if you answer to the names Mr. Freeze, Queen Elsa of Arendelle, Princess Anna of Arendelle,

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