Stanley .......

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question ?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve ?"

Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early ?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"