Siren Song Picture

"This is the one song everyonewould like to learn: the songthat is irresistible:

the song that forces mento leap overboard in squadronseven though they see beached skulls

the song nobody knowsbecause anyone who had heard itis dead, and the others cant remember.Shall I tell you the secretand if I do, will you get meout of this bird suit?I dont enjoy it heresquatting on this islandlooking picturesque and mythicalwith these two feathery maniacs,I dont enjoy singingthis trio, fatal and valuable.

I will tell the secret to you,to you, only to you.Come closer. This song