‘Do you know what I thought, I was driving here to work today and I was thinking about bets for you, there’s this massive blue c*** on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square. If England win the World Cup, I will ride that naked!’ suggested Carr.

‘You’re going to ride the blue c*** naked? Do you know what I’ll do the same thing. Let’s just do the same thing. I’ll ride the blue c***!’

‘Why don’t you do something on the other podium, like a lion?’

‘Ok, I’ll ride the lion! The lion sounds better than the blue c***!’

Win win situation, eh?

Alan Carr Chatty Man airs tonight at 10pm on Channel 4. Will.i.am is also on the show.

Will.i.am is also on the show talking about The Voice and his new watch (Picture: Channel 4)