Take a cross-country road trip eating only SPAM

Not just your pleasant morning email about junk-related medical breakthroughs, SPAM is also a delicious canned meat that we all know & love -- and thanks to a handful of daringgenius eateries stretching from coast to coast, it's now possible to drive clear across the country eating nothing but that canned meat in all its nourishing forms.

Brunch Box Food Cart in Portland, OR for the Redonkadonk Burger:At this point in the trip, it might be a good idea to just drink water while you're heading north to Portland, because once you get there, the Brunch Box cart is going to drop the most epic burger of your life on you: the Redonkadonk's got grilled cheese sammies for buns, a fried egg, ham, bacon, a burger patty, and, of course, a certain canned meat.

Pac Island Grill in Seattle for SPAM On Any Dish:To finish, make the easy drive north to Federal Way just outside of Seattle, where they one up every other resto on your roadtrip by offering to add SPAM to literally any dish. Now that's something to email a few people about!