Here’s one we meant to slap up on Pies yesterday but it got lost in the shuffle for some reason. What you’re about to see is St Johnstone striker Nigel Hasselbaink (yes, he’s Jimmy’s nephew) filing a pretty solid contender for Miss of the Season by dribbling wide from a yard out with the goal completely vacated against Kilmarnock due, largely, to him apparently possessing the first touch of a Brachiosaurus…

Pies doesn’t really want to be ‘that guy’, but it looks like our Nige hasn’t really inherited his uncle’s finishing nous. Thankfully, St Johnstone still went on to win 2-1.