About this site

Hey. I’m Matt Ruby (matt@mruby.com). I live in Brooklyn and I'm a standup comedian and the creator of Vooza, a video comic strip about the tech world. This is Sandpaper Suit, a comedy blog about standup, filmmaking, and whatever else I feel like talking about. Established 2006. Phew, that's a while.

I think women who knit should be forced to date men who roll their own cigarettes. Then they can pair off and continue to waste time doing things that machines solved years ago. "Honey, let's make dinner...I'll start milling the wheat!"