“When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.” — Joe Biden, interview with Katie Couric. Sept. 22, 2008

[Except that FDR wasn’t president when the stock market crashed in 1929. And FDR used radio, not television, to spread his fertilizer around. TV was still in it’s experimental stage at that time.]

“Run run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me — I’m the ice cream man!”

[Because our elected officials are so knowledgeable about the world outside of Washington; that’s exactly why the government should be in charge of the Interwebs — or is it Intertubes — ah, go ask Al Gore the difference. He invented the thing.]

It is NOT a dunce cap!

Yes, people, he’s a fool. No, more like a useful idiot: look how smart Mr. Obama seems by comparison!