and been totally pumped (har har) for the arrival of the Premiership. It really is an amazingly homosexual advert.

I wish I did have the Anfield rap as my ringtone, or an animation of all the Spice Boys in their white suits on the pitch at Wembley. Those were the days..McManaman looking beyond ridiculous, Fowler coked out of his mind, Collymore itching to get back home and knock Ulrika around..golden memories.