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The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

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Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).

Despairing as yet another timeline goes horribly wrong, Homura wanders into Karakura. There she discovers that while the spiritually-aware people of Karakura were distracted by Ichigo Kurosaki and Xcution, Kyubey contracted the Kurosaki sisters as magical girls. Drawing the attention of the shinigami could be just the advantage Homura needs.

Kaguya won, Kurama has a 'plan', Kakashi's on board. Will a Relatively-Good!Kyuubi, Time travel, a younger stick-up-his-ass (though not for long if Kurama has anything to say in it) Kakashi and a shocked Team Minato be enough to save the world? (First Fanfiction, some angst, no romance, ever-evolving plot!) Previously known as "Kyuubi wants to live - Kakashi time-travel".

When being sent back in time you take certain things for granted. For example, you know all of your friends and comrades (and probably your enemies too) inside and out. Nothing about them can take you by surprise. So when Kakashi goes back in time in order to save the world, he certainly wasn't expecting all of this. Mostly Crack with some drama and emotional goodness.

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes, simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.

Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. Gen. Adult themes.

Crossover ideas. Mainly of HpxNaruto variety. At least for now. Other fandoms will start popping in too. I) Who Kidnapped Ron Weasley? Ron wakes up in Uzushiogakure of all places. He has no idea how he got there but with his red hair and loud mouth he is destined to have fun times in the Narutoverse.

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

When Draco Malfoy died shortly after the end of the war, he certainly hadn't bargained on his least favorite Gryffindor greeting him from beyond the grave. Or introducing himself as the 'Master of Death.' Not only that, but Draco has been given the responsibility of being reborn to help another child of prophecy. In a completely different universe. Luck just isn't with him.

The marriage contract made with the Uzumaki at Konoha's Founding was supposed to have been a symbolic gesture on the Uchiha's part. Then Itachi got desperate to stop the Massacre, and the Hokage decided to take advantage of the situation in order to get Naruto an Unpaid caretaker who can't quit. The very straight Uchiha Itachi is now stuck as "Mrs. Uzumaki" for the next five years.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced sixteen years ago. AU.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Supernatural/Criminal Minds. AU: Gabriel gasped as the breath was returned to him. He rolled from his back to his side and continued coughing. He opened his eyes and looked around. He wasn't in the hotel anymore. He was in Vegas, and so was the BAU team. DISCONTINUED

John knew three things. 1) If it exists, it's on the internet. 2) apparently, there was a difference between Yuri/Yuuri/Yūri. 3) Victor took the Katsuki last name somewhere along the way. Look, was it too much to ask for a video of his Japanese teacher's figure skating performance? Sequel to A Different Class

Yuuri Katsuki's students knew three things about their teacher's husband: 1) he looked like a king. 2) he clearly loved Katsuki-sensei. 3) he was damn lucky to have their teacher for a husband. "I feel like I'm in a Disney movie."

And the most ridiculous part of the evening, was the fact that Victor had Retweeted the photo with the words, 'I'll miss you, Yu-chan! 3'. So now his fans had gotten a hold of it and the world was blowing up Yuuri's mobile all over Phichit's damn post. A/N: Post episode 8. Pre episode 9.

As Phil falls unconscious and starts to fight for his life after Loki stabs him, he dreams and has a conversation with someone who calls himself the Master of Death… What happens after he wakes up and he finds out others had conversations with the Master of Death?

Victor hadn't realized how much he had wanted to dance with Yuri again. Simply move how they wanted to, just like back at the banquet - the day his feelings had bloomed. And he could certainly say, that they had only grown even stronger since. [ Victuri OS ]

Vash could trace it all back to one definitive starting point, and that was Christophe's first Grand Prix assignment at the Trophée Éric Bompard. France was so dead. (aka the crackfic explaining where Christophe learnt his mature eros)

Viktor discovers an old psychology textbook and decides to use some tricks on Yuuri. After a few weeks of conditioning, Viktor realizes he signed up for more than what he bargained for. Drunk Yuuri, Bottom Viktor

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

After a prank gone awry Loki needs to spend a little time away from Asgard. He ends up on Earth, and runs into the spirit of snowballs and fun times. A friendship is formed, one that will affect both participants more than they expect. This story starts before either movie has taken place, but will eventually come to the movies and past them. Suggestions welcome.

Something has gone terribly wrong at Jusendo. Now de-aged and wanted dead because of a case of mistaken identity, Ranma must learn more about this familiar but strange world. Found by one of the three Legendary Sannin, what impact would the Wild Horse have on the Naruto Universe with a secret hidden in Ranma's own body?

The SAZ opening ceremony is ruined when Cornelia attempts to capture Zero. When her plan fails, the whole world goes silent as Zero is finally unmasked. Will this be the end of Lelouch, or just his newest weapon? Adopted version of "Gossip Princess".

Phichit got an invitation to Victor Nikiforov's birthday celebration, and he was taking Yuuri as his plus one. The prince of Petersburg was probably the most amazing person in Yuuri's opinion. Not once did he think that they could get along so well though.A/N:Link for art. Copy & Paste(no spaces) xiaoann.tumblr. com /post/153654654872/i-really-wanted-a-princeau-where-victor-is-some

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

What if there was more to the bond between shinigami and their zanpakuto spirit than anyone had ever imagined? And what if the spirits were something more than had ever been guessed? One Shots where Naruto characters are the base of certain Zanpakuto spirits: 1. Ukitake. 2.Rangiku, 3. Isane

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

Part 1 of "The Last Archangel" series. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

"Scared of a little lightning?" "I'm not particularly fond of what follows, no" In which Thor instead comes to get Loki, but he does not come alone. Raphael has come to retrieve his brother. And dish out some well deserved punishment while he's there.

Kisame has dealt with his fair share of drunks stumbling into his tattoo parlor with outrageous, equally-drunk demands. But nothing could've ever prepared him to deal with the wasted girl with pink hair who can barely even slur out that she wants a portrait of a slug across her entire back.

Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.

Kiss of death, kiss of marriage, kissed by a witch... Wait, what's that last one? They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Ranma only wanted to help. Now she's a magical girl. See what we mean?

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Crown Prince Obito elopes with the blacksmith's son. Madara hardly expects his day to get worse from there, but he forgot to factor in his ridiculous brother, his nephew's cunning, and the return of a distractingly attractive sea god he'd really rather remain in his past. There's only one direction for things to go from there, and it's definitely not up.

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Harry Potter has been lied to from the time he was born. He was never Lily and James's son. He belongs to a whole different family, a whole different world. And that world has just found out that he exists. Harry, meet your twin brother, Dean Winchester. New extended summery on Chapter Eight.

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

A good, solid punch to the face has always had the power to change a person's outlook. Kakashi didn't realize this until Gai got him, right in the kisser. He was never going to live this down. Team 7's fate was about to change. Strong Team 7

Instead of letting Vernon in on her sister's little secret, Petunia worked diligently to keep magic as nothing more than a fairytale. However, when she dies unexpectedly, leaving her husband a widower shortly before that fateful Halloween night, Vernon doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he takes Harry into his home. AU. COMPLETE with epilogue!

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Harry was betrayed my the ministry in the most horrible way. But now, with Lucifer freed, Castiel is running out of options. In desperation He decides to save and restore the one being that can help him win this war. The master of death himself. H/C

Set 20 years post-GO and after 5.22 of SPN. Dean's miserable. Sam's soulless. Castiel is beginning to fight a war he cannot win. Crowley is starting to hate his position. And Aziraphale is dead. But one choice, one single action, changes everything. Now, with the world hanging in the balance, an unlikely team must form to save it. Gabriel's welcome to stop laughing anytime now.

Kirigakure captures Kakashi instead of Rin, leaving him the Jinchuuriki of the Three-tailed beast. Kakashi finds salvation in his supposed-dead friend Obito, but their reunion comes at a price neither of them were prepared to pay. With the turtle demon sealed defectively inside of him, Kakashi and Obito must master their new abilities before it's too late. AU, Kakashi/Obito.

It was bewildering, it was stupid, and in Itachi's opinion, it was one of the best things that Madara had ever done for him. A late night wake up call leads to opportunity, and Itachi, for one, wasn't about to turn it down. He just had to figure out what to do with it. Somehow.

A bunch of cute and/or serious story ideas featuring my favorite Hetalia bros – America and Canada! May or may not imply pairings depending on story. I guarantee all of these are, if not unique ideas, unique takes on ideas, so come check them out! Reminder that all of these are available for adoption if you're interested (since I don't know if I'll have time to write them myself)!

Uzumaki Naruto. Loud, determined to never quit, dreams of becoming Hokage someday and Sasuke's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Oh, and did I mention that he's also furry, nine-tailed, and the unwitting jailor of his father the Kyuubi no Yoko?

Because we all know Zero is actually just a major dork, and everyone is susceptible to crazy in this organization. A collection of Black Knight shenanigans, because they really were just one big family. Chapter 1: A bake sale is the number 1 solution when funds are running low.

It's not like there's a guidebook for how to live the life of a missing-nin, he thinks, perhaps just a bit hysterically. Then he realizes that that sounds like something Obito might have said were he in Kakashi's shoes, and wonders if he's letting his ghosts get too close. No pairings, missing-nin!Kakashi. (NOT ABANDONED I PROMISE, HAVE HOPE)

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Naruto woke up to a black-haired, green-eyed toddler sitting on his chest. The accompanying letter claimed that the kid was family. What other choice did he have but to take the child in? Fifteen year old genin, saddled with a kid, and still a virgin. Ero-Sennin was never going to let him live this down. A Naruto adopts Harry story.

She'd just wanted to see what Sasuke's house looked like, maybe even have tea with Mikoto if she had time. Looks like things would be more complicated than she'd thought, especially with Mikoto shoving random Uchiha in her face, left right and centre! (Updated: Sequel in chapter 2)

God steps in and casts Raphael from Heaven. With both the apocalypse and civil war averted, Heaven enters a state of peace and more importantly, increased awareness of other threats. Angels really don't like it when outsiders try to steal their Father's job. Loki should have chosen a different planet.

When Zero inherits Shizuka's curse, he finds that blood is no longer the only thing he craves insatiably. Kain can't watch the hunter fall in silence. Kaname may hold the key to his salvation. (SLASH, YAOI, M/M)

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

They've seen it all. Vampires, ghosts, demons; if you can name it, they've likely encountered it. But no experience could have prepared Sam and Dean Winchester for the oddities of Gravity Falls. And yet, for Mabel and Dipper, it's just another summer's day.

"You are not him. You lack sorrow. You lack hate. It's not that you've forgotten, but that you were never there." Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.

Behind the scenes of Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch, actor Suzaku Kururugi is far from agreeing to the idea of having to assassinate his beloved coworker... Even if it was all just for play. (SuzaLulu, Slight AllxLelouch)

Less afraid to die than to live forever, an haunted older Harry Potter took his first step towards the Veil in an attempt to get rid of Death's immortal curse and to figure out the lasting mystery of Sirius's death. Oddly enough, this next great adventure was not quite what Harry had expected. At all. [Includes Phoenix-Animagus.] Slower-build-up.

Power, when utilized to the fullest, can grant many possibilities unbeknownst to man. He has already defied the laws of time to save the world. All that's left is to alter fate to forge a peaceful future. By denying his comrades of his true past, he hopes to present them a better tomorrow. Stronger!Kakashi [Time-travel!fic]

You see, it's times like these that Harry really needs to learn to watch what he says when Dobby is around. will never truly be 'complete' as I'm alsways coming up with new blurbs and chappies. Rated for possible language and guaranteed naughtiness.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Dean and Sam are on the trail of a demon in Arkansas. Behaving a lot like a serial killer. Enough that it attracts the attention of the BAU. Because more attention from law enforcement is, of course, exactly what Sam wanted in his life.

"Sensei?" Minato took a large sip of his coffee as he hummed in acknowledgement, "Where do babies come from?" Just as easily as he took the sip, the dark liquid shot out. He really should stop eating and drinking when Kakashi had questions.

Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks

In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.

[Kid!kakashi. One-Shot] Because when favorite socks are lost, cute little shinobi get cute little tantrums. Sakumo loves his son but sometimes he can be a bit much. Jiraiya likes rice crackers and sock goblins are afoot. Also because the author loves cute little kid Kakashi. All ideas belong to their respective owners.

Hiding his identity behind a drunkard's facade, a broken and drunken wizard stumbles about - and accidently right into the past! Being just in time to save his parents from Voldemort, Harry Potter realizes that there was only one thing he could do. "Time tah f'cking sober up." Timetravel. Hidden Identity. Master of Death.

Only Kaname knew this face. Knew how breathtakingly beautiful Kiryuu Zero was when his face was not twisted into a scowl, when his melodious voice was not raised in a threatening snarl. ...Somewhere at the back of Kaname's mind, a little warning bell started to ring, reminding him that it was well past his promised five minutes. Written for TheseScarletDropsofINK's K/Z prompt.

Obito is used to being no good. He's used to trying and failing and trying again, progressing by inches while everyone around him is bounding forward. He's thirteen, hardly an Uchiha at all, too weak, too clumsy, too bad at jutsus. But now there's something in his head, something filled with hurt and tempered rage, and the most chilling part is that it's him.

COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.

(Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)

When Dean and Sam discover a key to a 'haunted' apartment, they discover there's more than a ghost locked inside. Mostly Supernatural and Harry Potter, but the idea for this story was based on the Fallen novels.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]

Kakashi is sent into his past self a little before the events of Kakashi Gaiden to change the future for the better and save his comrades. However, why does he still have the Sharingan? (Time Travel Fic)

Or where Harry starts to be visited by Dementors with increasing frequency, and he can only wonder what the actual heck is going on. (Edit: fixed up the title/summary non K-rated words problem. Thanks for the heads up!)

They aren't exactly what everyone expected. Sasuke isn't a broody avenger, but a witty pervert embroiled in the greatest bromance to ever grace the lands with his sensei, Kakashi. Naruko (formerly Naruto) is an idiot-savant transformed into the perfect(?) woman. Sakura inherited both her power and insanity from her mother and father, the strongest kunoichi ever. Kami save us all.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)

NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.

There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)

For: ainman8755. It had been years since Sasuke had last seen Naruto. Back then Naruto had a crush on Sasuke and now Sasuke wonders if that is still the case. They are no longer in the position of being teacher and student... SasuNaru, yaoi, oneshot with some smut. First place winner of Crossing the Distance.

An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.

An AU where Yuuri contracts a fatal disease and keeps it to himself in order not to stress out his friends. Due to this, he works on foreign relations to build Shin Makoku strong before he dies. He tries to spend quality time with his friends as well as training Wolfram to be the next Maoh. / 1 out of 5 possible chapters. May include spoilers up to the second season.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

The problem with alluding to secrets, of course, is that they can be so easily misunderstood. Or why the entirety of Wizarding Britain is convinced that James Potter, Sirius Black, and Lily Evans are in a happy threesome.

Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric

Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.

After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.

Sakura hits her head, Naruto's her lackey, and Sasuke's name might be Sai. Sure, her concussion's making everything a but wonky but at least she knows Kakashi's probably still a tease. [Team 7 fluff] [post series]

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

You think your mother's extreme couponing is crazy? Think again! The countries have absurd (and hilarious) money making schemes when they're short on cash. They'll even go to extreme measures to do it. The golden rule of this story: If possible, don't spend money to make money. Ch 32-34: It's up to mall cops Romano and Germany to stop country shoplifters in a mall.

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

What does it mean to be a ninja? This is the question that guides Uzumaki Naruto through his life as a shinobi of Konoha. Along that path, witness as he meets friends, fights evil, and keeps his eyes fixed on the ultimate dream… [AU beginning at the bell test, where differences in Team 7's choices lead Kakashi to take their training more seriously.]

Two insane nations using others to fight their fights just to prove who's better. Why are they doing this? What could possibly be going through their heads? (Two-maybe three shot if you count the last chapter. Rated T because I'm paranoid.)

In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending? Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito. Straight, yaoi, yuri

Written in response to chapter 692 because I'm so done with Sasuke and I think Kakashi is, too. 100% crack don't take this seriously I didn't even proof-read it it's just Kakashi throwing a tantrum and swearing a lot and calling his students names. **Whoops, forgot about the title rule, my bad! Thanks for the heads up, anon, but no need to hate, yo.

The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]

Sai's collection of self-help books has expanded since the War, but who are all these strange midnight visitors so desperate to get at his shelf? Rumours are flying that an ex-Konoha ninja with a penchant for self-improvement disguised precious research as a self-help manual. As editors and enemy ninjas descend on Konoha, will Sai be able to finish reading his new book?

If the Black Widow's ledger is dripping, then Loki's is drowning. When Loki fell into the void, he met another there: a magic man. The eternity he spends drifting with the dog-man changes him forever, and when he comes to Midgard under the blue gem's control, he has something more than world domination on his mind. Mild torture; follows Avengers closely and tDH loosely

He has braved the cold water of the poles, lived among the people of fire, traveled the kingdom of earth by foot, and climbed the treacherous cliffs to walk the empty halls of the Air Temples. But never has he felt so alone as now.

An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Kakashi disappeared the night Sakumo killed himself. Two years later, Minato, Obito, and Rin get a mission to investigate claims of a demon that controls lightening haunting a village in Iron Country. Gen. Mega long oneshot, and, my 100th story!

It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.

"Marry me." He was a sweet kid, a little weird, but sweet all the same. But couldn't he go play ninja instead of proposing to random women he'd only met a few weeks ago? What were his parents teaching him anyway? "Yagura-kun-" "Marry me."

Kakashi is six years old again, sent to the past. After his father dies, Minato acts as his caretaker, and chaos ensues: well-meaning chaos, but poor Minato doesn't know what to do. One-shot. For mapplepie.

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

He'd watch over her here, he'd keep her safe and happy until Kakashi finally showed up. Maybe it was because he wanted to repay his old teammate, or maybe it was because she just looked too innocent to be left on her own, it didn't matter. He'd stay with her until he wasn't needed anymore.

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

Under special circumstances, Ryou Bakura has to pretend to be a girl for his freshmen year, but what happens when boys and girls alike start hitting on him? Will the -never-tells-lies Ryou be able to handle it? And what happens when he starts to fall for a boy who thinks he's a girl? Thiefshipping VS Angstshipping VS Tendershipping.

Abaddon is up to something, and Sam, Dean and Cas need to find out what before it's too late. But when 7 bodies turn up in Lebanon, Kansas, the BAU team is called in to investigate two of America's most evasive and dangerous killers. They will not relent until the Winchesters are in custody. But how do you profile a hunter? And how do you save the world from inside a jail cell?

Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.

About an Anbu-team that doesn't really do anything besides bugging each other, completing missions behind the scenes, and getting injured and having to stay in the hospital. There's nothing more to it than that. Kakashi, Genma, Raido and Tenzou - The Hokage is still wondering why he likes them.

Headstrong, fiery and sharp-tounged, Yami swore he would do anything to protect his beloved brothers Atem and Yugi, even sacrifice his freedom to the vicious Dragon King Seto. He Kept his word. Prideshipping, loosely based on Beauty and the Beast, Lemons

Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover

Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...

Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.) An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.

There is a reason Sokka does not respect bending, calls it magic and secretly belittles it. It's not because he cannot bend. No, no… it is not that. At least he was born with his grandmother's looks. He knows he will go mad one day if he denies it, but that day is not today. He can hide it for another day. He can fight it one more day. Oneshot. AU.

England gets drunk one faithful night and casts a spell on Russia that reverts Russia back to his teenage years. Everybody finds this younger Ivan hot as hell. Alfred makes it his goal to save Russia from others, what will happen? RussAme.

While working in the Ministry as Head Auror Harry intervenes during a raid in the Time Chamber.The attackers are after The Sands of Time.Harry rescues the object but when hit with the killing curse while holding the ancient object Harry is teleported to another time...to another world.He wakes up in 1940 New York and meets Howard Stark,and goes down with the ship just like Steve...

In a world where he didn't die at the bridge, Obito is a loyal Konoha shinobi, even if his Konoha is practically gone. Rather than die at the hands of Orochimaru, Obito triggers an experimental time-space jutsu that sends him across dimensions, into a world where his counterpart went insane and Kakashi is mystifyingly different. KakaObi

The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.

Remus Lupin kept his lycanthropy a secret for seven years while attending Hogwarts. It wasn't always an easy task though with friends like his. Especially Sirius Black. Shorts. Marauders' era. No pairings. (Co-written.)

Based off of my story Worth It: Alfred spends some time bonding with his and Ivan's newest addition, baby Arthur. It's hard to believe that his old family neglected him, but at least now he's with the most loving parents on earth. Contains RusAme, toddler!Arthur, and tons of fluff!

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.

Bobby had always reminded them that a hunter adapts to the situation or dies, especially since Castiel sent Sam and Dean away for their own 'good'. Well, maybe he had sent them a little too far away. Now they better adapt and quickly. "Sammy I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!" SN6/AtLA1.

When Roderich Edelstein – musical prodigy, concert pianist, photographer and friend of the most annoying man on earth – is unwillingly dragged off to a heavy metal concert, he could never have imagined what followed. Modern AU, FinAus

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Sabaku no Gaara is handed a joint mission with Konoha's Naruto, Rock Lee and Sai. They're not exactly the best shinobi for the job...or are they? - Running gags, clichés, epic fails (with an actual plot) involving the four most lovable social retards of the shinobi world…Crazy Adventure Time! (with occasional surprise guests) Cover Art by vialesana from DA

"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.

For most of his life, Harry Potter has been hunted. He was hunted by Dudley and his friends. Then he was hunted by Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Now, after making a life for himself in the Muggle World, Harrison Evans has found himself hunted once again. (WARNING:SLASH) Rated for coarse language in later chapters.

Obito wants to tell Deidara he's not who he thinks he is, wants Deidara to know just how much the blond really means to him. The chance arises, but is it the best idea to admit such things even when the desire is strong enough? Updated.

Every once in a while, the Arc Reactor becomes too unbearable for Tony to even haul himself out of bed, and he takes a day. Because he deserves that much at least, right? Unfortunately, the team doesn't quite understand. Prompt fill for the illustrious kinkmeme. Rated for language, violence, and distressing visuals. Tony whump.

It's one thing to have a crush on a great guy. It's another thing to be kissed by a different, less-than-great guy. It's still yet another thing to develop deeper feelings for both of them. He'd thought himself over those feelings when college started, but what's Alfred to do when both Mathias and Gilbert come back into his life? And by chance, at the same time? DenAme and PruAme.

At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.

It's been ages since he's felt that call but Jack doesn't forget, and he's always valued his friends no matter how long they've been away. He just wishes Thor would stop trying to leave him offerings by his staff when he thinks Jack's not looking.

Russia gets ahold of England's spell book and accidently turns himself into a small child! What will the Baltics do when they find him? What if Belarus finds him? Rated T for possible death due to Chibi Russia cuteness overload!

Naruto is called in for a secret 'S' rank mission. Sasuke's sharingan are about to awaken and apparently will cause the Uchiha to want a lover. Sasuke is desperate to prevent this, certain he has no time for a long term partner. Thus 'Stop Sasuke Mushiness Mission' begins! Naruto figures it can't be that hard... Right? SasuNaru SLASH includes KakaIru, KibaHina, LeeSaku and others.

Scotland never found England that day in the woods. Growing up without other Nations around, just how different is England today? Does he even exist? Rated T for mentioned or implied death and the language used.

Young England has grown up used to the fae being kind and gentle creatures. Scotland has faced just the opposite. Spiteful and Cruel the young nation fears for his younger brothers safety when the child seems to disappear after an argument.

Ludwig Beilschmidt, distant station manager with a crushing sob story, is being fucked over by life, and Alfred F. Jones, broadcast journalist and New York's TV sweetheart, isn't helping at all. /Germerica modern AU.

When the shinobi of Konoha get their hands upon a time seal, they do the only logical thing that can be expected from mature adults: They take turns! Series of light oneshots. Chapter four: Anko tries to prevent Orochimaru's defection. How? With puppy-eyes and dango, of course! Marked as complete, but there may be more.

Okay, so the situation wasn't great. Loki was in Stark Tower. Loki held most of the cards, but Tony still had hope. They could come out of this, he was... 80% sure. But he hadn't been betting on two new players who came in brandishing candy and claiming Loki wasn't Loki at all, but really some kind of archangel. Of all the strange things... One shot.

(AU- teenage, hacker Tony) Tony Stark is three years old when he is kidnapped and held for ransom. Howard Stark refuses to pay and Tony is never seen again, presumed to be dead. Thirteen years later, Agent Phil Coulson is sent out on a mission to find an ingenious hacker and bring him into SHIELD. Yeah, everyone at SHIELD is in for one hell of a ride.

In which England CAN get knocked up, Germania is a BAMF, and in just about every chapter Prussia's actions will result in pregnancy or America will be scarred for life. Complete and utter crack with just a dash of history thrown in there for kicks. Rated T for language.

"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."

Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Steve is turned into a kid by no other than Loki. With their Captain a mere child, the Avengers struggle through missions and taking care of a kid. A kid that they know very little about besides the fact his father was most likely an abusive drunk, and is a prodigy at playing the piano. The tabloids are going crazy. Prodigy and the name Tony Stark? Who's the mother? Tony flounders.

Welcome to Domino. It's 9 days east of Snap and a few degrees west of Poker. It's located solidly on the meridian of Card Games. Constantly being attacked by Spirits, most people would leave. Not Us. We're duelists; we have trouble dealing with defeat.

Kaname can't get Zero out of his head, but he doesn't understand why. No matter how much of Zero he claims, he still craves for more. Is this love? And if it is, then will Zero feel it, too? KanamexZero

Kakashi's first injury wasn't on a mission- not that Sakumo knows that. And now, Kakashi wants to play with Jiraiya. If only his puppy dog eyes weren't so good... Kid!Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Minato (who somehow worked his way in here) fluff. No pairings.

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

If the adults in Harry Potter took responsibility seriously and Harry and co. had done as they were told, imagine the utter dullness that would ensue. Just a bit of fun. Warnings for OOC responsibility and not so much as even mild peril.

Despite people thinking that Arthur's older brothers are merely bullies, they're actually much more than that. They care for their younger brother and want him to know that, even if it means humiliating him. To them, he's still the baby of the family. One-shot I think.

It was supposed to be a simple mission: go in, slay the prospective kishin, come straight back out. But when Death the Kid encounters an asymmetrical pasta-loving coward, his life becomes anything but simple. Rated T for violence, swearing and dark themes, but not enough to constitute an M. Image by Skim-ART. First in the SoulHeta series.

Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean get together in the Hog's Head on a regular basis. Their interactions are weird, disturbing, filthy, bizarre and wrong on a regular basis, but they're always guaranteed to be amusing. Especially when Harry gets his heart broken and Ron accepts the duty of getting Harry out of his depression. "Does this mean I got to third base with Harry's mom?"

WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?

Loki's idea of an – unintentional yet effectively hilarious – practical joke is to turn Tony into a 5-year-old. The remaining Avengers soon realize they may not be able to handle the boy-genius. [see the rest in fic header]

Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.

Kiku is searching for a job in modern day NYC after his transfer from Tokyo fell through. Alfred is in charge of RWB Finance, a new company. When Kiku becomes Alfred's personal secretary, a cautiously cute romance ensues. Yup, Ameripan! (Currently on hold)

“Well, now that you’ve opened your eyes to how attractive Lord Gunter is, you’ll begin picking things up about him even if you don’t notice it. You’ll be paying more attention. It’s an unfortunate side effect to realizing someone’s appealing.” Poor Yuuri.

Challenge: Tony Stark was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and an Avengers. Ashton Carter was a student to Charles Xavier-he was a mutant. Twenty years ago, Tony walked out, and he never looked back. Sometimes, you don't have to turn around, when fate just throws something three inches infront of your face...just peachy. Warning- There's X-men in here...

Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel

Roderich is a privileged, aristocrat of a 10-year-old child,and his mother is one of the most renowned doctors at Baylor Hospital. He is basically perfect in every single way, except for one thing: His sense of direction is awry. So when he gets lost in the halls, does he find a new friend? Such a high-class boy such as himself shouldn't associate with lower-class children, right?

He had met Gilbert first. He had befriended him and had fallen in love with him, so why was it that his brother was the one who caught Gilbert's attention? AU One-sided PruCan, main PruAme. Really short drabble from Tumblr

Gilbert 'I don't like this.' Ludwig 'Only doing this to make him proud…' Or at least that's how it was in the beginning... Gilbert didn't see an issue with the war...until he watched. Ludwig was only in it to make his brother proud... but one of them changed. One of them became a monster. Warning: WWII/ Nazi!Germany and Prussia.

Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm registered, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.

Sasuke finds a secret room in his clan's library, and a story about the origins of the Uchiha Clan within. It tells about how they were descended from a family called Saotome. Finding a scroll of Ki techniques, he starts to learn them to help in getting his revenge. Unfortunately, with the awakening of his Ki, he also awakens a long dormant family curse. SasuNaru, gender bended.

Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!

Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash

An under-the-weather Depression-era America meets an interesting trio while checking out a California cartoon studio - and they have a few choice words for him. And it might be just what the nation needs. Oneshot.

What if Castiel had one more charge, other than Dean. All those times Dean needed the angel, but he wasn't there, what if Cas were aiding someone else in their great times of need. Supernatural and HP AU. Season 4 possible Season 7-8 spoilers. Future Slash, no Wincest

Spain and France stand at where Prussia once lived. They remember the past and then read a letter he wrote to them. Warning: I think there's some OOC on prussia's side but not entirly sure. Also, my summeries suck(i get Cs when i write them for school)*i do not own photo used for cover image*

Little Arthur wakes up in the middle of the night after having a nightmare and begins his quest to find someone to make the monsters go away. His older brother might be just to person he's looking for to save the day. Little!Iggy BigBrother!Scotland *Human names used*

Alfred F. Jones, a stranger who reveals he is suffering from amnesia, joins the Avengers after helping them stop the Serpant Society's attack on New York. The team begins to wonder what makes him so special. And Nick Fury isn't pleased to see that there is little to no information on Alfred. What's his secret?

I really wanted to try a bonding/marriage fic, and I haven't written a Charlie/Draco one before, so I figured I'd have a go. As Draco has the dark mark, he can only be taken into the order- and protected- if he has someone to take credit for his actions, someone to look after him. A spouse. His only option is Charlie Weasley, the 'attractive, intimidating one'. R&R

Shindou Hikaru: a delinquent with a fear of winning in Go, but it isn't just fear Hikaru must overcome. His past will haunt him until he fulfills his promise to the dead, and an unforgettable nightmare will make it self known once again in Hikaru's life.

Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.

Itachi is wandering around Karakura town as a spirit when he sees a girl that has the looks of an Uchiha. After saving her, he refuses to return her and this causes the soul society and Ichigo to go in a panic. Soul Society vs. Akatsuki who will prevail?

Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."

What if a young Draco Malfoy was abandoned by his parents, who were soon caught and sent to Azkaban? What if this same Draco Malfoy was then rescued and sent to live with his distant cousins, the Weasleys. The world would continue to spin.

Alfred is a 17 year old teen who works for and has an affair with Francis at a local newspaper. Alfred didn't know that Francis had a family- a wife and son- now with his wife finding out about them they get a divorce. Alfred deals with the guilt and insecurity that comes with all this. He begins to wonder if Francis really loves him or is he just using him? FRUS!

Yugi is ignored by his friends when Yami gains his own body. Angered, he runs away and ends up joining a band! Years later, Yugi finally returns with a gig in Japan. But what will happen when the gang finds out Yugi is the Hottest Rock band's lead singer?

Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.

There was a reason everyone on Asgard had subconsciously been drawn to Earth. The reason was hidden deep within Loki's heart, and the memory of who he left behind on Midgard all those centuries ago. / Written in AO3 in October

Summary: The sixth Hokage Naruto Uzumaki is virtually untouchable and there is only one living person who can get away with landing a hit on him, his little pink haired wife. -For EternalRoses, Thank you for the prompt!

From the "Man of Iron, Father of Gold" universe: The Avengers try to give Harry "the talk". Hilarity is bound to ensue. From a reluctant Tony, to a blunt Natasha, to an awkward Steve and everyone else from the movie.No longer a Two-Shot. Each character will get their own chapter. Loki is now included in the madness!

Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.

The school year has come and gone, and Artemis returns home for the summer, brimming with plans for himself...and for the People. But even the best plans can go astray, as Artemis learns when shocking news about his father interrupts his little scheme! COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Contains spoilers for the latest manga chapters! Obito visits Kakashi as he has done so many times already. He dares to touch him this time, but what happens when Kakashi actually wakes up? Yaoi, ObiKaka, happens when Obito is still known as Tobi, the goofy "5 year old"

A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN

All young Haruno Sakura wanted was a friend, someone to laugh and have fun with. Kami heard her call, sending her the strangest person she had ever seen, with red and green eyes. Too bad he was obsessed with money…

College AU. When Berwald's crazy Finnish roommate sets him up on a blind date, he's sure there's absolutely no way it's going to work out. When he meets Ludwig, he's sure his suspicions have been confirmed. When he gets to know him, however...

"You've traumatized a number of people in this room!" Germany snapped. "You've destroyed many potential relationships...and you have completely RUINED any chance I had with Italy!" - Prussia starts up a matchmaking business.

Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.

Vampires, ninjas, explosions ... Dean has his hands full, and Sam is busy with his new girlfriend. Then there's that interesting but infuriating agent from a mysterious department who knows a lot more than he's supposed to. Add in some sexy goddesses, and Dean just might end up learning a thing or two about himself before this case is over.

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)

As a man with nothing left, not even family, Harry finds himself a chance to start over in an entirely new world. Unfortunately, like most things that happen to him, nothing goes exactly as planned. In no time at all, Harry finds himself the Godfather of a god who is more arrogant than any Gryffindor and a mischievous one more cunning than any Slytherin. But he loves them anyway.

Oneshot. While drifting through the void, Loki finds an unexpected beacon of hope that offers a him a brief respite. Penitent Gretchen tries to offer hope to anyone she meets, regardless of whether they are Puella Magi or not.

John and Mary were on their honeymoon in England when a husk of a house literally appeared before them. Little did they know that one of the occupants would come home with them and become the son their family needed.

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Dating Disasters Germany and America? Who'd of thought that would happen? Certainly not them. When Germany fails again at attempting to ask Northern Italy out, America steps in like the hero he is to show Germany how you date - American-style. This can't be good... for curious1here .

It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.

After Jeanne, Francis didn't think anyone could hold his heart as she had until he meets Mr. Alfred, Matthew's kindergarten teacher. They strike up a romance, Alfred's relationship with Matthew becomes as strong as steel, and Francis realizes just how special his child truly is.

The G8 is over at England's house watching the Olympics. Based of when Michael Phelps won the record for his 19th medal! Contains many American freak out moments. Thankfully no Michael Phelps were harmed in this story;D

America, as many have noted, spends more on his military than the next sixteen countries combined. Why does he do that? Well, the answer might just surprise you… -crack, oneshot, crossover with several popular sci fi franchises. And a dose of AmeCanRus broshipness. Features an alien invasion and lasers. You know you want to read this now.-

Harry fled his past, flew away from the shadows that still haunted him. Steve had his own futuristic foes to battle. And even Fury wasn't sure how to go about debriefing a supposed mythical creature. Rated for Fury's coarse language.

Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.

Upon waking up in a room Romano recognizes but knows isn't his own, in the arms of the nation he loves, he can't help but think about his relationship with America. His America. Romerica Romano/America . Oneshot.

-Kink Meme- Remember how you take something then put it somewhere in your room or in your pocket for later, then you forget about it? Loki does that too. God Style. No one really minds or knows about it until he forgets he put an Agent of SHIELD in there. CRACK

Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.

Seventeen children have been choosen to hold the power of the seventeen types of Pokemon.Join all of these children through good and evil. Trying to figure out who they are and who they will become. Original Chrarcters are needed for this story to continue

One redemption arc later, and Loki is no longer the enemy, but Thor is the only Avenger who trusts him. Odin requests the Avengers' presence on Asgard & orders a very reluctant Loki to bring them. Thor is delighted - inter dimensional road trip! Magnificent quests! The perfect bonding experience for his BFFs & brother! Everyone else... less so. Teamfic. No pairings or warnings.

Dean knew that Sam's freakish brain would one day get him into trouble, so when he heard about his brother's little planned adventure on Pandora, he wasn't surprised. He just requested a transfer. Avatar xover Supernatural

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

Obsessed with England as his father figure, Hong Kong decides to punish the other "children" who make the older nation unhappy. When, to Hong Kong's shock and displeasure, everything occuring draws England closer to China instead of him, what will he do? *now complete*

Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."

Alfred F. Jones, anamorphic representation of America, was feeling slightly bored with drowning in documents and paperwork. Then he found out about the Avengers. Too bad the mismatched group of heroes don't know that they're protecting the literal representations of countries. But to be fair, the countries don't think that the Avengers are anything special either. Ah, the irony!

A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.

After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada

Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.

Spain whispered the only phrase of German he had bothered to learn, "Ich Liebe Dich." Austria smiled softly, "Te Amo." He whispered back. And with that Austria slowly fell asleep listening to the heartbeat of the only man he married that he truly loved.

No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!

The world plans on taking over America's country. Alfred travels to Russia secretly and talks to Ivan about what's going to happen and then shocks Ivan with his way to solve it. They should get married and take over the world. RusAme. Snapped!America.

Sequel to 'It takes two to make a country' What is Spain's reaction to learning he has a son? Talk of family portraits and estranged uncles. Not completely serious, but pretty fun to write. Rated for Romano's potty mouth.

America noticed that Canada looked very much like both Britain's and France's child, but what about him? After all, it takes two to make a country. One-shot I came up with to pass the time. No real pairing. T because of one word not sure .

He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Late one night, Germany and Romano decide to spy on Prussia, but get to see a whole lot more than sleeping awesomeness. Meanwhile,Italy is feeling abandoned and goes to Gil for help.M for a reason. The curl actually has very little to do with it.Its porn.

AU. Kiku Honda once had a dream of a beautiful Matador. Ever since, he drew him over and over, trying to capture him. He gave that character a soul and a name, and loved him. But what happens when his muse is taken away? Kiku must find him again.

Shindo Hikaru was brought up by his grandpa in a remote countryside where he met Fujiwara Sai, a former go player under reclusion. After the death of his grandpa & Sai, he returned to Tokyo, carrying with him a knowledge of go far beyond his imagination..

Harry left to keep his secrets, but broke hearts in the process. He finally comes back home, and everything collapses around him. Lyrics by Tallest Man on Earth written for the 2012 HP Kinkfest despite not being kinky at all

"Go out with me, Yami." Marik Ishtar had only meant it as a joke, but what happens when he finds himself dating the infamous Yami Mutou for a week? Inspired by Seven Days by Venio Tachibana. Marik/Yami and multiple side pairings. Rated T-16 for now.

Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin took Harry Potter away from a manipulative old fool and the dangers of the Wizarding World to the wonderful tranquil country of Japan. Living as a high-class businessman, Sirius enrolled his godson to Ouran.

Wolfram is too confident that no one can replace him especially in terms of beauty... until a man with long golden hair, blue eyes and brilliant smile cross their path. Will Wolfram continue being Yuuri's fiance? Or will this mysterious beauty snatch it?

Alfred looked at the stick. Yeah, it was positive. Now if only he knew who the dad was. Looking up he wondered if he should confront both Russia and Germany or just risk the chance of them killing each other. Well, this was going to be a fun nine months.

Sweden refuses to date anyone after his relationship with Finland. Will a strange encounter in a hotel change all that? Possibly one of a series. In which Sweden can't let go and America wants him out of his shell.

Ron doesn't know what idiot thought it would be a good idea to have him and Harry sleep in different rooms, but he doesn't like it. Not at all. Only, what should he do to fixe it? Or will Harry do something first? SLASH. ONE-SHOT.

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

"Is it because I'm not Alfred? I'll be like him for you! Please don't let me go! Please!" A short recollection of the time Hong Kong spent at England's house. One-sided UKHK, any concrit greatly appreciated. Oneshot.

ACCEPTING OCS! follow Kane and his friends in a whole new adventure at Global academy facing new challenges including team UFA,academy conflicts, new new rivals, all this and more at the pokemon global academy

Dean and Sam head over to Santa Barbara when they hear about a case of possible vampire killings. They don't find a case, but they do crash into a cop's car, get arrested, get stalked by a fake psychic and his sidekick, and search for angel who's a witch.

Students are given a realistic baby to look after for a week and a half. How will Remus and James cope with their baby, and will it lead to something else? Remus/James slash. For the 'Baby Think It Over' challenge in HPFC by cuz-snarry's-awesome

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Toph, even blind, was considered a lady with a strong blood line. Unfortunately for her, the Earth King needs an heir with a proud line behind it. Long Feng wants to make sure to uphold that tradition. "Oh, what a lovely bride you'll be." AU. One-shot. Hints of coming Kuei/Toph.

"Sir?"... As soon as he saw the soldiers expression he knew. An icy feeling shot through him right through to his core...It took him a moment to realise it was fear "Where?" His voice shook slightly as he faced him.- Prussia finds Holy Rome on the field.

Spain's voice was a friendly purr, lips curled into a lazy, sexy sprawl of contentment that made America's mouth go dry and his stomach flop, his palms going sweaty. Hot damn, when had the Spaniard become so irresistible?

And the First Time Sam Realized It. Gabriel takes Sam to different places seemingly based on his own whims. Sam enjoys the experience but takes quite a while to realize what Gabriel is up to. Gabriel/Sam.

After a G8 Meeting Canada is mugged and shot on the Mall in DC. Weeks later his remains are found and it takes Brennan and her team to identify the remains. This is made even more difficult because it seems no one reported him missing.

Auror Harry Potter, finds himself handpicked for an interesting mission with his occasional partner Draco Malfoy. Across the ocean, they find themselves facing Sam and Dean Winchester who are after the same thing. Will they be able to work together?

Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.

"God, Ludwig, this..." He licked his lips and felt his throat close up from a sudden surge of toe curling ecstasy, his head swimming in euphoria and brain grounded by the pain and time between each new tick of the blade. Ger/Ame/Pru

Sent to find a fellow auror member and validate whether Deatheater sightings in America were true or not, Harry wasn't expecting the Potter luck of getting into trouble to kick in. Getting entangled in the Winchesters' lives, another destiny awaits. Slash

The whole world thinks America and England are an item, and England's content to let them believe it. Of course nothing good was going to come out of it when Prussia catches America and Denmark on a date.

Winchesters aren't meant for "Apple Pie" lives. Potters, well, they're even worse than Winchesters on that front. Add an Angel into the mix, and you're going to get anything but Apple Pie. But they were all right with that.Dean/Sam/Cas/Harry. Pie Verse.

Jane Foster comes to Caltech, recruiting physicists to help her restore the Einstein-Rosen bridge. Chaos ensues as the guys and even the gals lend a hand with Jane's mysterious project but Sheldon's just not buying in. Gen w/canon ships implied.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Ludwig and Felicyta Beilschmidt tell their neighbors, the Kirklands, how they plan to save money for their son, Gilbert's college fund. Parody of a Geico commercial; features fem!Poland and fem!France.

Atem falls in love with Harry Potter while Yugi is at school. Yugi contacts Yuusei is hopes of stopping his obsession, but Yuusei and Atem bond over their love for the series and seek out adventures. AU - Derp

Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection

Major AR-The Ministry creates and enforces a new Marriage Law. Who chooses Harry? What happens with Sirius? Rated M for slash, mpreg, language and descriptions of abuse. Sirius alive, also FW/DM. *NOW COMPLETE!*

Ryou Bakura was anyone's idea of normal - until a stranger named Yami moves in with him. He soon discovers that there is more to Yami than meets the eye. Fragileshipping/Puzzleshipping, yaoi, AU. Final chapter is up ;D

Ever wonder how the much lauded wards around Privet Drive work? This won't tell you, but they were certainly haphazard, as anyone with the barest hint of dark magic found out. Unfortunately for Remus, that meant werewolves too... oneshot?moreshot?

After death, Gabriel finds himself in another universe where he finds a way to simultaneously get Castiel to take care of his vessel and light a fire under the Winchesters' asses to get them to work harder at stopping the Apocalypse. Nobody is amused.

Aang's looking for treasure in the abandoned islands of the Fire Nation, instead he finds someone that the world thought dead. Meanwhile, Sokka is going to do whatever it takes to complete his coming of age task.

Anzu has been living in a bitter ever since Atem left. She let's the days pass by but one day, while walking home from school, she dies. She thinks she can rest in peace, but Death has other plans, he wants Anzu to be the new Death and he won't take 'no'

It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH

After his death by the hands of his brother, Gabriel honestly thought that was it. Until he realized he was thinking. Which, he was almost certain, wasn't something someone did after they died. Sequel to White Rabbit, but can be read alone.

In an alternate universe, a different person walked the path of Shindo Hikaru. How will Nara Shikamaru deal with a go-playing spirit, tournaments, opponents and Toya Akira? This lazy genius didn't realise how playing Go could be so troublesome… WIP

HPYGO Ryou returns to England for his cousin's wedding and is thrown into a whirlwind of evil plots, old vendettas, and forgotten vows, as the final duel between Harry Potter and the Dark Lord. quickly approaches

What if, when Long Feng was still low in the ranks, he hadn't allowed Keui to have a pet bear. Really, it could maul a young prince. Then again, it could change everything. Long Feng dwells on the past and the life he could have lived. AU. Oneshot.

Sequel to Stranger Nations. It's almost the 4th of July, and England is acting strangely. When an event that the other nations are powerless against occurs, will the familiar group of travelers be their last hope in bringing the old England back?

After completing what was a routine mission, Minato's team comes across an old woman who gives them a scroll, saying they were given the chance to change their destiny. Now the four of them are off to see the future...the catch is that they're spirits.

Marik wants to play. Badly. But things don't go as he wants and if things don't go as he wants...well you'll see. Add an annoyed Bakura to that and you've got yourself a dangerous situation. Who will be victorious: two bishies or modern technology?

God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.

Four Yugioh members have been chosen to wield the powers of Bending. They meet other characters from Avatar, and then all hell breaks loose, perhaps quite literally. But why were these duelists given Bending? What are they supposed to do now?

Seto knew things would change when he became a Kaiba. But, a new brother was not part of his and Gozaburo's deal. The life of the Kaiba family as brothers compete for their place as the heir of Gozaburo's company and the very right to be called a 'Kaiba'.

Yuuram. Now that Shin Makoku is safe from evil hands, what is a demon king to do? Get married? But he's going to have to fall in love with his fiancee first, even if he is a boy. Includes lots of firsts, a nervous Yuri, and plotting family members.

Alfred Jones was a loud and friendly college student who worked part time as a cashier. Ivan Braginski was a quiet and intimidating well-known businessman from the Russian Federation. A silly little fling wouldn't cause much harm, would it? RusAme, AU

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

Scotland is pissed. He's trying to take care of his little brother, but that little ingrate shrinks away from him! What did he do to earn such an ungrateful distrust? He wonders, but the answer is painfully simple: "Ev'rythin'" fluffy thing, no incest

Egypt was threatened by the Shadows 3,000 years ago. A young wizard's soul is almost taken by them today. Ra decides to intervene and believes that the Pharaoh and the Chosen One can help each other. After OOTP and during Ancient Egypt. Timetravel. Slash.

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

ABANDONED Something went wrong with the summoning at the end of 'Lucifer Rising'. It wasn't Lucifer that rose, rather it transported his son to the church instead, and he isn't very impressed with his father. HP/SPN Xover. Slash! Dean/Cas/Harry

"I cannot risk you leaving me again, so I am going to have to do something about it. You have left me behind for the first and last time. There is only one obstacle standing between us, and I am going to remove it."

Øivind, a Norwegian student in Gakuen Hetalia, finds himself hopelessly in love with Gilbert Beilschmidt, whom he can probably never have. A one-shot in first person POV. Ah, since I forgot to mention this in the actual chapter, Hetalia isn't mine.

"The hardest part of ending is starting again." He keeps a smile in place and a laugh ready right behind it everyday to keep his friends from worrying about him, making sure they all think things are how they used to be. But then comes the rain...

As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.

Alfred is a single dad who is struggling to raise his son, Arthur. His life gets turned around when he befriends Ivan, fellow single dad and father of Francis, the kid Arthur hates with the intensity of the sun. Chaos ensues. Eventual Russia/America

Sam's generation of psychic kids wasn't the first. When odd things begin happening after Harry Potter's twenty-third birthday, he goes to America for answers. Whatever he expected, this was definitely not it!

When Alfred comes to the Central Park Zoo for a PR stunt, it's up to the penguins to make sure he's safe. But the Red Squirrel has other plans for anarchic overthrow, and they involve taking out the number-one threat: America himself. Crack. Complete.

Krad is dumped at Cross Academy and is slowly losing his mind and never really had much of a will to live, thanks to his family. All he wants is a friend. Reader discretion is advised as there are some scenes that reflect torture and insanity. Two-shot. Story progress: COMPLETE.

-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.

We all know that Sakura Haruno’s got some unusual mental issues, what with inner Sakura and all, but when a new mental voice shows up during her fight with Team Dosu, things go from awkward to just plain weird.

xXx "I could never hate you, no matter what you did. Even when you become even more powerful, I'll always see you as the little child who carried rabbits and ran away when discovered he was spying." xXx De-anon from kink meme.

"I won't play Go cause brother's playing it." What could expectations do to a child? Being Sai's brother might be heaven but to be Honinbo Sai's brother, the renowned Go prodigy, it might be what you call, HELL.

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

slash/yaoi, full warnings are inside Summary: "The world suspects that Voldemort is back following the DoM break-in, everyone is prepared to the neck for all out war, and Harry has to hide his darkness from the Shadows themselves and Ryou has a crush...

Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

Bakura would never be used to his hosts bending, or get why he insisting in staying in his military-based homeland. They'd never get the items at that rate. Oneshot - May become a chaptered full fledged YGOxA:TLB crossover fic in the future.

England/Prussia;; For Rachel;; When Prussia notices how attractive England's butt looks in a meeting, he instantly decides that he'll do anything it takes to get a date with England, because Prussia is too awesome to fail, right?

Harry turned around, black shoes melting in the shadows. He wiped away one last tear and his head turned towards the lonely grave, a beer bottle and a pack of cigarettes sitting there proudly. "I promised you. So why didn't you promise me?" Song Fic.

Yaoi HarryxMarik Sequel to Millennium Jump: Dangerous Affairs. Arc 2. "Harry travels forward to the modern-time, only to find old enemies, a mysterious person calling out for him, and spirits of the past coming forth once more, with no memories..."

Naruto Namikaze had a normal life, well as normal as it could be with him being the Hokage's son. But as soon as he starts dreaming of a different life, one where he is an orphan with the last name Uzumaki, his once normal life gets turned upside down.

Hikaru was gravely injured before he found that Goban, now a soulless body kept alive by machines. When his grandpa brings the Goban into his hospital room, Sai becomes no longer just a figment—he inhabits Hikaru's body. The Go World is in for a surprise.

In which Gilbert attempts to flee from his overprotective younger brother, who is convinced that something awful would happen the moment he stepped outside alone with those fuzzy ears and tail. AU setting. Complete.

ONESHOT. "The day he met him was like any other. The sun shined just as bright, the world didn't stop and there was no sparks. At least, there wasn't until he looked up and their eyes met..." Dean didn't want to fall, but he did anyway. HP/SPN. Harry/Dean

Sebastian suspected nothing when an unexpected visitor by the name of Arthur Kirkland arrives at the Phantomhive Manor. Ciel says he's a close acquaintance of the Queen...but not even a demon butler would've known it wasn't that simple. - Oneshot -

He's that boy that makes you stop and stare as he passes by, but someone who you'd probably never get along with. Just a piece of eye candy. This piece is going to be kind of hard to avoid, though, since Finland is spending his nights in its bedroom.

“No more excuses. No more self pity” insisted his grandfather, not unkindly, but sternly. “It’s just a 19x19 board. A miniature world. If you can conquer your fears here, the real world is nothing. Just focus.” Author's Note: I'M BACK!

Seven contestants of a reality show are locked in a car together. Whoever can last the longest without leaving the car wins the 1 Million Galleon prize. Will they be able to stand the hunger and boredom? Will Percy drive them all crazy? Who will win?

Valon and Jounouchi first met during DOMA, right? Wrong. Years ago two boys met in a care home. The encounter affected the course of their lives. Everything would be different if they hadn't been caught that night - and if they'd asked each other's names!

AU: Blaise Zabini is the Black King, as his mother was the Black Widow, and behind his back they call him Black Death. But he may have finally met his match. Warnings for slash. Blaise/Harry. For my 200th reviewer Dreamers0rule0the0earth.

A young Naruto stumbles upon a book written by none other than the great Shinigami, Zaraki Kenpachi himself. The book details some of his life, and instructs the reader on how to become a badass of his level. Will Naruto take the words to heart? AU fic

HP crossover. Slash. Sam had another close friend at college, one who was hiding his own secrets. A friend who has lost everything and would do anything to keep from losing anyone else. How will his presence make a difference?

When people from all over the world started discussing the net player sai, Touya was the one chosen to face him. But what if Waya had been chosen instead? Would the veil of mystery around sai been lifted a little?

One night, Ichigo stumbles across a soul who's a bit different than the others. Rather than go to the Soul Society, it tells Ichigo something that will stay with him the rest of his life. T for slight character death. OneShot.

It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

[Under Massive Editing] *AmeIta* Even bright and happy people suffer from unmoving relationships, and making new friends sometimes leads to something better. America and Italy are going to find out that befriending each other unexpectedly brings them to something good.

During the middle of the cold war, Iceland and England have their own personal war going on. The Cod war. This includes fishing ships ramming into each other, battle ships and Iceland threatening to end all relationships with NATO. Over cod.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.

*Various pairings, CRACK* One poor human working for the UN is asked to find a certain Finnish diplomat. On his search, he finds out more than he’d ever wanted to know about many of those ‘strange foreign diplomats’.

Antonio didn't particularly want to meet Feliciano's German friend, but when he discovers just how gorgeous Ludwig is, their love story starts its long and difficult journey through the seasons as Antonio struggles to stay with the man he's fallen for

In the 1980 Winter Olympics, the American ice hockey team beat the Soviet team in one of the biggest upsets in sports history. Both America and Russia deal with the outcome with grace and dignity. ...yeah right.

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

After the tragic death of Wolfram, Yuuri has one last chance to relive the fateful day the way he should have lived it. Yet at the end of the day he knows someone must die and yesterday that someone was Wolfram. Yaoi, based on If Only. Character Death.

Was Kakashi born with it on? Did he adopt it in his childhood due to some ugly disfiguration? Was it a legacy of the Hatake clan? In truth, it was born on the most horrible, terrible day of a young Kakashi's life... His first day of school. One-shot

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

Sequel to Slow Seduction. Was a one-shot originally but completed at 13 chapters. Kaname convinces Zero to join him for a weekend in the city but someone else has designs on the hunter. Can Kaname find Zero before it's too late? Z X K & later K X Z.

SSA David Rossi hates psychics. But when the BAU is called in for a case in Santa Barbara involving murdered cops, Chief Vick insists on using all her resources, including a certain psychic detective. T for some language and some torture. Xover CM/Psych

“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...

When Ryo began talking about a treasure that he found, Bakura and Yami are curious to see it. Which one of them will get to the treasure first? And just what is it anyway? NOTE: one of my few fanfics without Chihiro. Yugi appears as well.

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

Supernatural/Criminal Minds crossover. The Winchesters and the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit investigate the same case, a series of mysterious deaths on the grounds of a South Carolina plantation. Set late in the 4th season for both shows.

AU. The problem with the window seat: it's impossible to get out of without crawling all over the person sitting next to you. Apparently, Finland and Sweden were getting crash courses in that today. DenFin. PrusHun. NorSu.

One day Sasuke finds himself three years in the past. Unable to go home, he stays, following young Naruto's every move with unhealthy obsession, forgetting all about his own younger self... NaruSasuNaru, SasuSasu , WNB psychological

Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.

Castiel was an angel. He was…unaccustomed…to dealing with mortal limitations. Unfortunately, the demons who bound him for sacrifice didn't particularly care. And the Winchester boys weren't helping a great deal either. Set between episodes 4.08 and 4.09.

Oct.31,1981 Harry Potter's parents died one tragic night at the hand of Lord Voldemort. No one questioned it. 23 years later, Harry's beginning to find that jumping to conclusions wasn't the best idea- he gets the feeling John Winchester would agree DWHP

SLASH. In an AU future where Voldermort wins, an accident in the supplies closet send Draco back in time to the days of the Marauders. To his horror he's sorted into GRYFFINDOR and the father of his rival, James Potter, suddenly won't leave him alone.

Challenge Fic, pre-slash, fluff. Strange things are par for the course in James' life, but time travel is a bit different. Thank goodness the kind Tom Riddle was willing to help. hints of Tom/James one-shot

Wolfram’s younger cousin, Gabriel von Bielefeld, comes to Blood Pledge Castle after his parents decide to go on vacation for a few weeks in Vandarvia. Gabriel takes a liking to Yuuri, and Wolfram, of course, gets jealous when Yuuri seems to like him, as w

The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.

Wolfram still refuses to believe that Yuuri loves him. He still thinks that Yuuri is cheating on him everytime he's with somebody else. He's hurting deep down inside. Now, Yuuri is determined to prove to Wolfram how sincere his feelings are.

It was a glorious day when Obito discovered something he could do better than his genius teammate, and he fully expected to rub it in Kakashi's face until they died. That's when he discovered that even when he wins, he doesn't really.

Harry and Snape have developed an 'understanding'. Unfortunately, when you and your grumpy Potions Professor are unexpectedly thrown into the past, it is possible that this event might have an adverse effect on said understanding... AU, Marauders ahoy!