This isn't a comedy podcast, it's a tragedy podcast. If this is your first time listening to the show, we might recommend you try a different episode, because this one is pretty bleak. Getting wood, being honoured by the Japanese emperor, joining the YPJ, bears eating ice cream, a living nightmare of chronic pain, the benevolence of the Burger King with his serfs, Steve Buscemi and Harvey Keitel are ROIDCOPS, and a murder near Keifer's house.