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Pick-up lines

Anyone have any pick-up lines that you consider successful? After watching an episode of Hogan Knows Best I thought I'd try the polar bear pick-up line. Sure enough, I went 2 for 2 with it last night. In case anyone doesn't know the line it goes as such (I'll use my name as the example person as I actually used the line last night).

Ryan: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: Uhhh no? (They generally seem confused where you are going with this)

Re: Pick-up lines

Originally Posted by NYYFAN

For some reason I don't think Ryan is getting any...

Oh but you are wrong my friend. I do pretty well for myself but am anti-commitment. I rather keep my options open until the right one comes along. Once I find a woman who cooks, cleans, and does a few other things pretty well then I'll start talking about commitment and ditch the polar bear pick-up line.

Re: Pick-up lines

Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).

Re: Pick-up lines

Originally Posted by keg411

Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).

Well as my avatar shows, I'm rather handsome and polka dots look good on me. I'm just a common man and the son of a plumber.

Re: Pick-up lines

Re: Pick-up lines

Originally Posted by keg411

Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).

silly girl

we say pick up lines to distract you while we slip you ruffies

Originally Posted by Jersey Yankee

Who in their right mind would pay several thousand bucks to have some chick poop on their face like a beard?

Re: Pick-up lines

Originally Posted by keg411

Lines only work if the girl thinks the guy is attractive. Then they can pretty much say anything and it doesn't matter. Otherwise, we'll laugh and back away slowly (or, depending on the creepy-ness factor, run away fast).