An unsuspecting Drowned in Sound was working its way through a normal looking batch of overnight emails this morning, when something gruesome jumped out at us.

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THAT'S AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY- - -

Why, One Little Indian press employee, were you compelled to fill my computer with such hideous atrocity as this? Because Icelandic hardcore act Minus have a new album out on the 3rd of March? And The Great Northern Whalekill sees the band confronting two issues that are important to them, those being obesity and whaling? And the booklet's "even worse"? And you want to sell copies of this album?

More on this when we get it - including a fair chance for the band to have their say - but for now we may as well purge and roll out all the worst album covers music has to offer for the world to see. DiScuss, I guess.