I always said I wanted a sweet sensitive soul...but all this talk of you being a weakling? Sensitive is one thing, weak is quite another. I'm sorry but I need a man with a firm hand, so I'm showing you the door. It was lovely while it lasted..

After all this time, you still don't know when I'm just playing? Heh.. if I was serious, that sword would be embedded hilt-deep within that rock behind you. Silly human.. how can such sweet nectar flow within that accusing brain? Boggles my very senses. Later, gorgeous! You can forget about the dark gift from this sucker.

Story of my long, twisted time.. lurking my way through eternity.. always gettin' the damn blame. Yeah.. I suppose those sleepy whispers that begged for my bite were just.. the ramblings of a nightmare, eh? Later, babe!

First.. you swipe my dog. Then.. you use my powers over shadow to raise that army of obedient ants.. and now.. NOW.. you send me to my grave? *not such a bad thing.. quite cozy, really.. but have to display outrage for dramatic effect* Ha! You can quit me.. I'm firing myself from this madness! And I'm taking back my evil little mutt. Come on, Morticia.. we are not wanted here.

At first I thought I could get with this whole rope thing, it was kind of sexy and kinky and hit a lot of my buttons. But now? *sighs* You won't even let ME play with them! Its always you who gets to be tied up. Well, that's not working for me, I need someone who will let me be bound up every once in a while. Goodbye, and good luck getting out those last few knots *grins*

Breathless I'm sorry but I have to break up with you because you simply are breathtaking. I keep getting out of breath every time I see you. I need someone that doesn't make my heart race quite so much. You are to hot and sexy for me.

All I wanted was to look pretty for you, and you can't even appreciate it! Always telling me to cover up so we can have a conversation. Well what makes you think I wanna talk so badly, hm? Come on, I'm not wearing this for my health, darling. You can't seem to take a hint, so I have to go find someone who will properly ravage me! Goodbye!

Xandi, you're always prepositioning other girls! What about me? I'm sitting here, all tied up, just WAITING for ravishment, and you never pay me any attention. This relationship just isn't working out...

We had a deal.. I get to tie you all up.. then I get to bite you. *frees those eyes for a moment for the signed document* See.. nowhere does it say it has to be on the neck. Yet.. I start to bite you down.. there.. *gestures.. unable to stifle a grin*.. and you freak out on me! I can bit with the most absolute precision but you squirming like that.. silly thing.. there's some wildly sensitive veins down there, you know? I just want a few drops, not to drain you. Not yet, anyway. Anyway, yeah, this is kinda not working. As much as you are crazily sexy like that, I gotta get. Later, baby!

I just don't know what to say anymore... it's just like we're never going to get anywhere like this. I'm getting older, you aren't aging, the red cross is on to us, and I just don't see a future in phlebotomy. I don't see a future in us anymore. I'm sorry, I'm leaving, please leave my centrifuge and all the anticoagulants on the front step. I'll pick them up after work. Please... please don't try *sniff* to call... *sniff... I won't answer.

I'm sorry but.. this whole modular way of thinking is doing my head in. I thought it would pass. I'm patient! I can usually wait anything or anybody to death *shrugs, hoping that doesn't sound gruesome.. but it is true*.. but yikes.. where in all this logical way of approaching things does my need to delve into the realms of shadow and darkness fit in? Yeahhhh, it doesn't, does it? And biting, well.. yeah, I won't even go there. I'm outta here. Sell my boxes.. I have plenty others. I think you were always more fascinated with them, anyway. Yep, even there, I feel your pulse spike in joy at that prospect. Goodbye!