[FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions.[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT]

[FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I said, "a folding bottle".[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"A Fottle."[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"What else do you have."[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"I have also invented a folding carton."[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]Again she said, "what do you call it?"[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"A Farton."[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."[/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.[/FONT]