When we say four armed men, we mean that they had guns — not that they had four arms each. LOLz!

All joking aside, this must've been nuts!

Metta World Peace woke up this morning to the news of police confronting four armed men in his condo complex! The men, 3 with handguns and one with a shotgun, were called out over a loudspeaker, which alerted Metta's brother and cousin to come out of the condo to see what's up.

It's almost like someone used that flashy-thing device from Men In Black and erased Rip Torn's memory of being an accomplished, respected actor.

Today, Rip pled guilty to reckless endangerment, as well as criminal mischief, criminal endangerment, AND carrying a firearm after being arrested nearly a year ago for breaking into a Connecticut bank, while drunk and armed.

We're thinking the fact that he's 79 years old helped him dodge jail time, as he was instead given three years of probation, during which time he can't carry firearms, and he'll be randomly tested for drugs and alcohol.

Hopefully Rip won't feel TOO tempted to have a drink and pick up one of the many futuristic firearms that he'll be surrounded by on the set of Men In Black III.

And yes, they're bringing him back for MIB 3.

How do U feel about Rip Torn walking the streets? Are we safe? Or do U think bank employees should be on their guard?

WHY ARE PARENTS STILL BRINGING THEIR CHILDREN TO THESE ESTABLISHMENTS?!

Three masked, armed men held up a California Chuck. E. Cheese Saturday night, herded the 40 employees, customers, and CHILDREN into a storeroom, and held them at gunpoint while others successfully robbed the place!

According to Newark Police Sgt. Manuel Deserpa, they began receiving 911 calls around 10pm, but by the time authorities arrived, the suspects had escaped. Since the men all kept their faces covered, they could not be ID'd.

He explained:

"Our detective division will be following up on this. They will be working this case."

We certainly hope so! These men need to be apprehended and locked up!

We can't even begin to imagine how terrifying this whole ordeal must have been for those poor children.

We think it's about time Chuck E. Cheese just cut their losses and shut down!

There's no way this business is going to survive many more incidents like this!

In July, father John McCain was diagnosed with stage 4 glioblastoma, an aggressive form of brain cancer, which also claimed Beau's life.

When the 33-year-old began crying, the politician went over and consoled her, adding:

"There is hope... And if anybody can make it, your dad [can]."

Biden is also optimistic about "breakthroughs that are occurring now," regarding potential treatment options and cures.

"There's a lot of things happening. Any of you who have somebody who is diagnosed with gliobastoma, which is about as bad as it gets, there's breakthroughs that are occurring now... And it can happen tomorrow."