Restaurant-Style Salsa

There are a lot of things you can half-ass in life. Folding fitted sheets. Flossing. Recycling. Keeping up on oil changes (okay, I didn’t say you should). Yes, there are myriad opportunities to half-ass in life. But the rub with adulting is that most times, you shouldn’t, because consequences. Speaking generally, there is a direct relationship between the effort you put in, and the quality of the result.

I have really good news for you, weary traveler: delicious restaurant-style salsa is not one of those things. Somehow this salsa exists, no doubt in defiance, to remind you that a few things in life are better when you put in less effort.

Canned tomatoes (whaaaat?) come together with a few friends in the blender and after a quick chill in the fridge, you have a big batch of fresh, zesty, perfect salsa ready to delight and amaze you. And others, if you should choose to share 🙂

It is a truth universally acknowledged that restaurant salsa is the best salsa. Dig in!