I used to prefer my knockouts served as Fireball shots and right hooks, but this Knockout, a new twist on the beer bong, might leave those standards unconscious and bleeding from the ear on the floor. Designed for attachment around any standard bottle top, the Knockout looks like a bent metal straw fitted with a bright red Super Mario plumbing pipe. Once in place it can serve as a standard beer bong or, packed at its smaller tip with a bowl of herbs, a water or gravity bong.

Two engineers and a pilot, fresh out of school in Ottawa, first designed The Knockout in 2012 from a motley crew of plumbing parts. (Because when Canadians want to chug, a bottle chugger they will have!) After further developing the concept with a 3D model, and seeking out a product design team to assist with the contraption's specs and logistics, The Knockout eventually won "Greatest Stoner Engineering Feat" at the 2013 Munchies Awards on Reddit. From there the trek across the country, from head shop to head shop, and eventually to Hempfest 2013 in Seattle, led the bong lords to their current online retail store and F You Up sensation.

To use The Knockout as a beer bong, fit the device onto any full bottle of beer, and invert. The stainless steel tube allows air to flow into the bottle, and the beer to flow out smoothly. Removing the bottom piece of The Knockout enables liquid to flow even faster--in the video, it's 12 ounces down the hatch in around 3 seconds.

The one-hitter bowl on the end of the tube turns The Knockout into either a water bong or gravity bong as well. And the Grand Pooba of them all, the namesake of this partier's ultimate accessory: The Knockout. Light your bowl as you chug the beer, and then move right to inhaling your sweet THC immediately upon finishing; the device fills with smoke as the beer empties out.

Relax. Calm down. Funny how those have turned into fightin' words. On top of being difficult states to achieve even when some condescending butthead isn't issuing them as a command. If we were together I'd say no such...

If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...

At first I thought the Dual Beer Glass was intended for sampling two different types of beers at once, and I was like, How the dickens am I supposed to keep one from spilling all over my crotch when I'm drinking the other?...

Disguised as a liquid metal trinket*, the Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener ensures they'll never see but a glint and a flash coming when, with the flick of a wrist, you pop open their beer, and put a cap in their lap...

Stocking a home bar might be the only household chore on earth I would describe as "joyous." From glassware for beer, wine, and whiskey, to the bottle opening, cork-pulling, cocktail-shaking tools of the bartending trade...

At this time last year, the World's Strongest Beer was Armageddon, a 330 mL bottle of malt, hops, a little sweetness, and an awesome 65% ABV crafted by Scottish brewery Brewmeister. This year, the World's New Strongest...

The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore...

420 Science breaks it out only once a year, so if a 14" long, 8-bowled glass Grav Labs Menorah bong is what you've been foregoing 20 sacks and Gordita Supremes to save up for since May, here's your chance to turn your...

The Biersafe Underground Beer Cooler is a smaller, simpler, and much cheaper version of a design I first saw in the eCool cooler. The Biersafe removes some of the nifty engineering of the eCool - like, instead of using...

Are normal home brewing kits typically boring and ugly? I don't really know, as I focus more on drinking beer than making beer (best to funnel all of your energy into a single channel and dominate it!) but whatever normal...

In 2012 Pop Chart released their Breweries of the United States map for the first time, pinpointing over 1,000 of America's micro- mid-size, and big fat corporate breweries. For version 2020, by how much do you think...