Far be it for any of us to pretend to be high and mighty drunks, so when people are caught on camera incoherent and stumbling around a sports venue, I like to think of it more as a celebration of free spirits than a criticism of too many spirits. For instance, we first have a Green Bay Packers fan who experiences some problem with his equilibrium while he presumably searches Bing for tips on how to stand up straight.

This sort-of-upstanding young Cheesehead was tailgating for the Packers’ home opener against the Buffalo Bills on Sunday, but instead of just a boring old story about guy + beer = retard, I like to imagine it a little differently. You see, Gary Ferbman was a promising amateur ice fisher when, during tournament preparation, he fell into another fisherman’s hole as part of a diabolical trap. For four years, Gary was frozen in ice until he was finally discovered and thawed on Saturday. When his friends asked him what he wanted to do first, he said, “I want to go watch the Packers and my favorite QB Brett Favre.”

And the rest is Schlitz binge drinking history. Video after the jump, plus bonus college debauchery.

Over in Knoxville, some Tennessee Volunteer fans had a battle of wits with one of Florida’s tinier fans after the Gators spanked the Vols, and in case you can’t listen to the video at work and can only witness the dwarven crotch-grabbing, here’s a transcript:

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The only thing I take issue with here is the actual title of the YouTube video. I have Packers season tickets, and I can absolutely assure all the diehard WithLeather readers that this particular fan isn’t even in the top ten “Drunkest Guys ever in Lambeau Field parking lot”.

09.21.10 at 2:57 pm

Enrico Pallazzo

Don’t you have to be blackout drunk if you voluntarily pay to see the Bills play?

09.21.10 at 3:22 pm

True Blue Brew Crew

^^ agreed…this guy is a newb when it comes to bumbling/stumbling at Lambeau… r-o-o-k-i-e !

09.21.10 at 4:06 pm

Deux Deux Deux

I demand a Drunken Lambeau / Ether Bender mashup. Make it so, Internet.

09.21.10 at 4:15 pm

Mr Tom Ace

He didn’t even fall down or piss himself. Color me unimpressed at his BAC.

09.21.10 at 4:16 pm

Burnsy

I figured he just got there.

09.21.10 at 4:48 pm

Smurf

He just learned that Favre retired, then unretired, then retired, then unretired, then retired, then unretired, then threw another interception. Is perfectly sober.

09.21.10 at 11:43 pm

jujrok

i call bullshit. he’s way too vertical to be well and truly shitfaced, and he didn’t drop his cellphone once. dude’s playing with the gps to impress his friends.

09.22.10 at 1:02 pm

The Flint Skinny

If that’s the drunkest guy ever at Lambo, my entire image of Wisconsin is way off. That was me last Saturday after a normal night out. Random Cheesehead better not be lying or I will assume you are a bunch of sissy bitches from now on.