Google is a multinational CIA front public adware trojan corporation based in Mountain View, California. They are primarily known for their search engine, which is actually a massive data mining project that J. Edgar Hoover would've admired. They purchased YouTube even though they knew beforehand that YouTube was based on rampant piracy.[3] Their cartographic project, Google Maps, has helped conspiracy theorists find yet more weird things that prove the Illuminati really rule Earth.

Google likes to play "goody two-shoes" and adopted the motto, "Don't be evil". However, as scandals mounted, it became evident that Google really wasn't morally neutral, and the motto was dropped.[4]

A picture of a Google employee busy at work. What's he doing with that other hand?

Google is widely known to track user behavior online, mostly for targeted advertising purposes. Google scans their users' emails, search history, browser history and other online sources to form an impression of each user's preferences, basic demographic interests, and interests to make targeted advertisements. Though this may sound a little creepy, it's hardly the worst that can be said about Google's privacy. Despite information of Google being a fucking creep publicly available, people are simply ignorant of just how creepy Google can be, and still use its services.

Remember how we said Google collects your data? Well Google owns Google the search engine, YouTube, and Google+ and created Android phones, Google Glass, and Chromebooks giving it multiple platforms to spy on users and use that data to get money for personal advertisements.[6]

Google admitted that their street-view cars collected Wi-Fi network data for three years. It was dismissed as a bug because who knew that a bug could result in an entire new feature being implemented.[5] Lawyers didn't buy that and filed lawsuits; however, Google claimed that they did nothing wrong because it's "lawful to use packet-sniffing tools readily available on the internet".[7] Was it a bug or did you download packet-sniffing tools? We're trying to follow you here, Google!

Google can recognize if there's a face in your contact photo and will ask you to have your face in it if it's not present.[citation needed]

Google has the feature to track your every location and stores all of your searches, and contact information — and of course, Google has all these enabled by default juuuuust for you.[8]

The unfortunate thing is that Google is not alone in this regard. Companies that provide free services necessarily monetize on users' data in some regard, if only to justify to their investors why the company is engaging in this rampant communism philanthropic service. Google is just one of the many companies — like Facebook, Yahoo, and especially Bing (Microsoft) — that does this.

In 2017, Google tacitly acknowledged that they had been responsible for propagating fake news in their Google News platform. They did this by creating a permanent "Fact Check" section, as well as incrementally getting better at weeding out fake news. As of 2017, the main sources for fact checking were: BBC, FactCheck.org, Gossip Cop, PolitiFact, Snopes, and The Washington Post.

Google, along with Facebook and Twitter, was responsible for propagating Russian disinformation, and consequently Russian influence on the 2016 U.S. presidential election.[12][13][14] Google has struggled over the years with spammers, content farms and search engine optimization experts trying to beat the Google ranking algorithm.[15] Google's latest struggle is against what they call "evil unicorns", referring to unverified, deceitful posts on obscure topics, including breaking news stories that do not yet have much verified information.[15]

futaNari (the Japanese term for hermaphrodite, though "hermaphrodite" isn't blacklisted)

[X] is evil(notably, this includes "Hitler is evil", which basically means the only suggestion you get after typing "Hitler is" is "Hitler is god") Google noticed this and now the first result is "Hitler is Kaput".

hate[SPACE]

hookeR (for some reason, "prostitute" and "whore" are just fine, though)

Results for rightful criticisms of Universal Medicine were blacklisted.[28] The facility is an alternative medicine hospital that Google ignorantly defended. In another case, criticisms of the criminal Mick Featherstone were also filtered [29]

Sites that linked to Datalink's website, a company that allegedly stole hardware.

Google has been widely criticized for cooperating with China's authoritarian regime by blocking certain sites from searches conducted in that country, though have since suspended all cooperation with the Chinese government and subsequently suspended all operations there.

President Dubya proudly announced that he uses "The Google".[36][37] In contrast, Senator McCain (R-AZ) reminded us that the proper term is "A Google".[38][39]

It has been pointed out by IT folk the world around, if you google "Google", you will break *the Google*.[40]

According to a reliable source,[note 6] the Google is a project initiated by the CIA to spy on you, in order for the New World Order to get closer to its final stages, and ultimately make way for Project Blue Beam. The proof can be found here.

↑According to the suit, Google regularly opens up, reads, and mines the content in emails to serve up ads it considers relevant to the parties involved. If this is done anonymously, perhaps one could argue "no harm, no foul." What is "creepy," however, is that Google employees could access this private information. If they do, it is impossible to know what they might do with it.