i could just chip it
or leave it to rot
for mushroom
fodder
and sequester carbon
but it's cheaper to burn
than take to the dump
and who needs compost
when there's fertilizer,dicamba,
and roundup?

besides, i hate my neighbor!
let them suck my smoke deep
into their lungs and when the
wind blows it back to give
me cancer i'll just laugh
because there is no tax
and
all the money i've got will
live on through my children
when the torch is passed