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Open Mouth, Insert a Kerry Sized Brogan

Isn’t it Bush that lacked patience? Isn’t it Bush that rushed to war due to that failing? That raises a question for all you Kerry supporters.

What do you call a candidate that is so hell bent on gaining power he will take at face value a NYT report (a report that is also reported by its alter-ego the Boston Globe) of “lost,” “looted,” or otherwise missing munitions in Iraq? What would you call a candidate that accuses President Bush of “incredible incompetence” in the war on Iraq on Monday, citing the disappearance of hundreds of tons of powerful explosives?

What do you call a candidate that is so impatient to blast Bush, he places a very large brogan half way down his esophagus despite the story being discredited before the news cycle was 6 hours old. NBC News had an embedded reporter with the first US unit that arrived at Al Qakaa weapons station, as reported by the NBC Nightly News:

NBC News: Miklaszewski: “April 10, 2003, only three weeks into the war, NBC News was embedded with troops from the Army’s 101st Airborne as they temporarily take over the Al Qakaa weapons installation south of Baghdad. But these troops never found the nearly 380 tons of some of the most powerful conventional explosives, called HMX and RDX, which is now missing. The U.S. troops did find large stockpiles of more conventional weapons, but no HMX or RDX, so powerful less than a pound brought down Pan Am 103 in 1988, and can be used to trigger a nuclear weapon. In a letter this month, the Iraqi interim government told the International Atomic Energy Agency the high explosives were lost to theft and looting due to lack of security. Critics claim there were simply not enough U.S. troops to guard hundreds of weapons stockpiles, weapons now being used by insurgents and terrorists to wage a guerrilla war in Iraq.” (NBC’s “Nightly News,” 10/25/04)

What would you call a candidate that 24 hours after the story is blown out of the water Kerry is silent on the matter?

He could be called being endowed with “incredible incompetence.” If I were feeling charitable, I might call it hysterical ravings. Being devoid of such feelings at the moment its down to this. Kerry is a lying, duplicitous, grasper at straws, who will do anything and everything to gain the White House.

And that goes double for the partisan hacks at the NYT, Boston Globe, and CNN.