Skit Idea

o_o; Does anyone even use this Journal anymore? Eh. *shrugs* Anyways, I came up with this idea while watching a preview for that Stranger Than Fiction movie yesterday . . . while having skimmed through cheesey, crappy, yaoi fanfics. So, I talked it over with Tenten and we sorted it out and came up with this. I hope you all enjoy it!

(scene starts out with Tsunade sitting at her desk or something, doing paper-work)

Tsunade: (sighs) Ugh . . . so much to get done. (throws the papers down) It's all so boring!

(enter Tenten, running while waving a folder in her hands)

Tenten: Tsunade-sama! Tsunade-sama! You gotta read this! (hands her the folder, giggling) I just barely finished it! Read it and tell me what you think.

Tsunade: (takes folder and clears her throat as she begins to read aloud) It was a clear Saturday morning when Uzumaki Naruto decided to go for a walk.

(Naruto enters to the front-center-stage)

Tsunade: He was still rather tired, for he had been up all night long.

Naruto: (yawns and stretches)

Tsunade: The night before, a certain person had been on his mind, causing him to turn restlessly in his sleep.

Naruto: (in the middle of Tsunade's reading, he begins to notice her voice, and starts looking up and around)

Tsunade: Uchiha Sasuke, his team-mate, his rival, and most importantly . . . his lover.

Naruto: (looks slightly disturbed) My . . . my what?

Tsunade: Ever since the night Sasuke had taken his . . . . what is this, Tenten-chan?! (shock)

Tenten: (snatches the folder away and takes over the reading) Naruto had felt almost shy around the Uchiha boy. But now, he realized he could not stay away from his Sasuke, with his raven hair, his milky white skin, his -

Naruto: (looks around) Who's saying that?! What is WRONG with you?!

Tenten: But on this particular day, Naruto was about to find out that not only Sasuke had deep, passionate feelings for him.

(enter Sai)

Naruto: (runs up to him, shaking his shoulders in panic) Sai! Sai! Can you hear that?! This voice is like, narrating my life! And adding creepy things into it!

Sai: (stares) . . . . . Are you okay?

Naruto: (drops to his knees) Nooooo~ I'm not okay, 'tteebayo! (whines as he speaks)

Tenten: The young man known as 'Sai' had always had a great love for the Kyuubi host. And, noticing that Naruto had shyed away from Sasuke temporarily, Sai decided to make his move.

Naruto: Can't you hear that!?

Sai: (kneels down to see Naruto face-to-face) No, I don't hear anything . . . . but . . . Naruto, there is something that I have to tell you. (embraces him)

Hinata: N-Naruto's heart raced at this new s-suggestion. And Sasuke s-seemed enlightened.

Sakura: (has taken to clasping her hands over her ears, saying 'LALALALA!' to block out Hinata's reading)

Sasuke: (smirks) I like that notion.

(they drag a screaming, kicking Naruto off stage, while the Shadow Clone follows)

Naruto: (from backstage) Nooooo, 'tteebayo!!!

Hinata: (getting into the story, her voice seems to get bolder and more excited) And then they took his -BLEEP- and -BLEEP-ed his -BLEEP- and . . . and they -BLEEP-ed and -BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP-ed a-all night long and then -

Tsunade: Hinata! Relax!

Hinata: (blush) S-sorry.

A voice: (it could be anyone) Hokage-sama!

Tsunade: (begins to gather up her papers) Well, I'd better get going. Thanks for sharing your story with us, Tenten-chan.

(Tsunade exits)

(long silence, as Sakura, Tenten and Hinata stare at each other)

Sakura: . . . You people scare me. (she exits)

Tenten: (grin) So . . . did you bring your's, Hinata-chan?

Hinata: (nods)

Tenten: Well, let's hear it!

Hinata: (holds up her own folder that she brought with her) I-in the depths of the Mist Village, two young men walked together on a foggy afternoon.

(enter Haku and Zabuza)

Haku: (looks up and around for the voice) Do you hear that?

Zabuza: Hear what?

(they exit)

Tenten: Ooh! That sounds good, so far!

Hinata: You haven't even read my KakashiIruka one yet! (smile)

(they exit, giggling)

(after a small moment of silence, Kakashi enters)

Kakashi: (runs in, pauses in the middle of the stage) OH GOD! HELP ME! (he runs off stage)