I really don't want to be "that guy" but who ever the primates that spew out these poorly written TMZ articles are in serious need of a dictionary or maybe even a semester or two of journalism classes at a local community college.

"Ironically, we've learned Shanelle suffered the same alleged abuse as Ariel. Nearly two decades ago, the Department of Children and Family Services removed her from Crystal's home based on similar abuse allegations.

That is the exact opposite of ironic. It indicates a pattern and is not at all surprising

I was thinking about that after I posted it... The episode (and the original clip) never stop being funny, but it is about a real dude who serial raped men in prison. I sort of laugh and cringe at the same time.

What_Would_Jimi_Do:" There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid

Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.

VTGremlin:What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid

Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.

You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.

The One True TheDavid:You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.

It's one thing to acknowledge that adolescence is when those physiological changes do occur and that, from an evolutionary standpoint, a person is "good to go" as it were. It's another entirely to be completely oblivious to the massive cognitive differences between an early adolescent and someone in their 20s, 30s, or older, on top of being so incredibly unaware of or unphased by societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent.

Kome:The One True TheDavid: You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.

It's one thing to acknowledge that adolescence is when those physiological changes do occur and that, from an evolutionary standpoint, a person is "good to go" as it were. It's another entirely to be completely oblivious to the massive cognitive differences between an early adolescent and someone in their 20s, 30s, or older, on top of being so incredibly unaware of or unphased by societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent.

I think one of the problems with the way we, as a society, think about "pedophilia" is that we don't make much distinction between thought and action. i.e. it would be despicable to have sex with a 15 year old for the exact reasons you've cited, but that 15 year old's mind is not present in abstracted representations of her body (which is often indistinguishable from that of a 20 something, aside from face)

What_Would_Jimi_Do:VTGremlin: What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid

Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.

yes, and since when is leaving 5 words out of a 23 word quote half?

When said five words encompass the the main point of the sentence in question.

I always like to imagine Jay Pritchett and Al Bundy as the same person. Like maybe Bud and Kelly moved out, Peggy divorced him, and without them all leeching his money he was able to save up and take a vacation to Columbia while Peg went out west and joined the sons of anarchy.

Penis: Hey Brain, did you see that bikini picture? I wanna see what's underneath and then I want to penis it with all of my penis.Brain:Yeah.. Says here she's 14.Penis: Nothing looks 14 about herBrain:Yeah... But she is a 14 year old girl. In every way other than those huge jugs, she is a child.Penis: Oh yea I want to penis those too.Brain: Well my dear Penis, it's a good thing you are not calling the shots.

I have no idea who she is.But i'm making a bit of math here, seems that Ariel's sister, who's seeking guardianship, was removed from that house "almost two decades ago" and kept in a foster home for two years, probably her 18th birthday. Ariel being 14, that means that even though she had lost her daughter to child services, the mother had another one a few years later without a follow-up by child services.

Some actors are just good because they were bred in crazy, i guess we have such a case here.

Kome:It's one thing to acknowledge that adolescence is when those physiological changes do occur and that, from an evolutionary standpoint, a person is "good to go" as it were. It's another entirely to be completely oblivious to the massive cognitive differences between an early adolescent and someone in their 20s, 30s, or older, on top of being so incredibly unaware of or unphased by societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent.

vwarb:I think one of the problems with the way we, as a society, think about "pedophilia" is that we don't make much distinction between thought and action. i.e. it would be despicable to have sex with a 15 year old for the exact reasons you've cited, but that 15 year old's mind is not present in abstracted representations of her body (which is often indistinguishable from that of a 20 something, aside from face)

Penis: Hey Brain, did you see that bikini picture? I wanna see what's underneath and then I want to penis it with all of my penis.Brain:Yeah.. Says here she's 14.Penis: Nothing looks 14 about herBrain:Yeah... But she is a 14 year old girl. In every way other than those huge jugs, she is a child.Penis: Oh yea I want to penis those too.Brain: Well my dear Penis, it's a good thing you are not calling the shots.

That's my process. Just being honest.

These./Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home//Bikini pic: hubba!