SPOTTY teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.
The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from
cruel classmates.
But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.
He said: â€œIâ€™ve always had bad skin and didnâ€™t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.
â€œI was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.
â€œI literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.â€

Yoowwow prickly!!!
ok why am I still up???
because I got sucked into reading through this whole site...and had to share page 45: http://www.penissizedebate.com/page44a_semenvolume.htm OED you may especially chuckle at the embedded video...but the whole article is rather educational

Tiahaar wrote:Yoowwow prickly!!! ok why am I still up???because I got sucked into reading through this whole site...and had to share page 45: http://www.penissizedebate.com/page44a_semenvolume.htm OED you may especially chuckle at the embedded video...but the whole article is rather educational.

I'm still up too. And now I'm gonna have to go over to the "What I Learned Today" thread and report everything I learned just now about sperm. Never mind. I'll keep that knowledge to myself. **winks**

Insomnia fucking bites and I am getting tired of it.

At least Austin City Limits has Ray Davies singing. I always did like the Kinks. Wait a minute, Monkeypoo....this is the Wall Of Wrong. Do something wrong... **goes back to Photobucket, types in WRONG, comes back out**

1) Blood Party are actually a local goth Bloc Party cover band.
2) Blood Party is a tank full of pigs' blood and is available for social functions at reasonable hourly rates.
3) Blood Party is when you are on ecstasy and a girl menstruates on you.