Sure, some may think this is funny. What I see is a man who successfully protected himself from alien abduction by making loud noises and attracting police attention. I say kudos to this man for quick thinking and taking decisive action. Next time you are being abducted by aliens, we'll see if you handle it any better.

FullMetalPanda:Brett Webber was in the grip of a psychotic episode when he drove for more than a mile throughExeter on the rims of his van's wheels after all four tyres had been punctured by a police stinger device.

Wtf is a Tyre?

And who hasn't driven for a mile on their rims while alluding the police? Honest mistake.

Sound it out... Now what does it sound like? And don't be a smartass and pronounce the e like é. But you obviously know, since you're talking about rims.

To get the spaceships' attention prior to their arrival at Devils Tower, the five notes the scientists play are G, A, F, (octave lower) F, C. When they arrive at the tower and are attempting communication, the notes they play are B flat, C, A flat, (octave lower) A flat, E flat.

Then I went to the Wikipedia page on Solfege and translated the notes. I used the G A F F C sequence.