Quick question. Is the turkey dall ball over tonight (as in 8 hours from when I typed this message) or is that tomorrow evening (as in 32 hours from when I typed this message). And secondly...do you do the dew? --ShabiDOO 16:05, 11 December 2013 (UTC)

The upload multiple file thing is no longer around anymore. I really miss it. Especially today as I had to upload 13 files. Is it possible to re-allow it? It doesn't need to be linked on the tool bar on the left side (incase nOObs would abuse it and upload too many files) but I've always found it really helpful and time saving. Do you hear me nigga? --ShabiDOO 20:50, 11 December 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I dunno what happened to the multiple file uploader. You should ask Lyrithya about it. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 17:58, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

Zombie...I know I submitted the only article...but I put a lot of work into it and I'd still like to see the judges comments. Please. --ShabiDOO 17:46, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

I think if you'd like to see people's comments the best thing to do is ask them on their talkpages. I'm not going to force people to judge a category with only one entry. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 17:57, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

Getting users/readers/writers to laugh and improve their writing is a better war to wage. A war against unfunny boredom and bad writing. A holy Jihad against dulldrum hooey. --ShabiDOO 20:43, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

Please do not vandalize other websites. As an admin I know what an utter waste of everyone's time vandalism is. If you would like to contribute to our evil plot to become the most powerful comedy website, please instead work on making this site better. Write articles, welcome new users, revert vandalism, and come hang out in IRC. All of these things are more effective ways to defeat our enemies. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 21:44, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

But those fuckers at http://poetry.wikia.com have been getting away with too much crap for far too long. How many sestinas about gay vampires does the world really need? Can't we add some limericks about the joy of inter-species erotica? Nominally Humane!10:05 13 Dec

Congrats on a clear cut victory dance on Mandela's face. Was wondering, is it permissible to write and edit the pages further now that the results have been tossed onto the wind, or are the articles set in stone like some Egyptian tablet? Thanks. Aleister 1:02 31-12-13

The ole mummification via blotter route, ay? I'll edit my page a bit, just assuming that's fine with the historical committee. I thought of a baby joke which will bring the house down - upon the baby. Aleister 1:25 31-12-13

Because there's some people I need to thank. 209.221.90.250 19:52, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

No. Here is the judging page where the judges submitted their judgings. We run the Aristocrat's Ball every year starting on American Thanksgiving so you can try to win again next year. We run other writing contests throughout the year too. Also you can write pages any old time and try to get them featured on the Main Page. Also you should probably sign up for an account. Good luck. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 20:12, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

There is no need to update templates. We will continue to use {{FA}} every year for years to come. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 05:16, 19 January 2014 (UTC)

Example of updated template:

This article is complete, irredeemable bread knife. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, proves at the nostril, and is an unfunny masturbating baboon.
If you attempt to analyze this, you will most melodramatically fumble Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will enumerate your booby!!!!!!

This businessman is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its cheeryness and repugnantness do nothing to aid this.

The high-powered laser rifle is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo.
If you attempt to dry this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself.
Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your dead skin cell.

Also the voting isn't over yet. There's still 10 days before the voting ends so it isn't official at all. There might a surprise twist! You may never know. CattheColourful(Feed me!)Zzz15:13, 21January, 2014(UTC)

IP 229, from now on, on behalf of Linda Lovelace, every user with a y in their user name is now a candidate in the 2017 New Zealand Federal election. (Oddly, even though I've said that, I get the feeling it may not be true.) Nominally Humane!08:31 21 Jan

Puppy, please post this on your user page now:

This article is complete, irredeemable bread knife. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, proves at the nostril, and is an unfunny masturbating baboon.
If you attempt to analyze this, you will most melodramatically fumble Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will enumerate your booby!!!!!!