Monday, February 15, 2016

The reaction we are all waiting to hear - Donald's Reaction to Johhny Depp's Viral Parody ResponseComing Soon?

Donald Trump(Johnny Depp) has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didn't come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature, stay tuned for Trumps Response To Depp

Trump: The skill of the sale, a show written/directed/edited/produced as well as any additional credit you can think of by Donald Trump himself. The Art of the offer opens with a adolescent starry eyed Trump dreaming of the Taj Mahal and it%u2019s architectural %u201Csuper-luxury%u201D greatness. Skip ahead forty years to the era of Trumps glory days as being a Ny property mogul. Trump is a modern Cinderella story, from his humble school days in the Wharton School of Finance, to his underprivileged real-estate inception that was funded by a measly billion dollar loan from his father. Can you say %u201Cwinner%u201D?

Mr . Trump employs a wide variety of academy award worthy %u201Csuper-classy%u201D filmmaking tactics such as smashing the fifth wall, flashback interruptions from his secretary and throwing his incompetent wife Ivanka Trump off set. With award season looming just about to happen we'll surely see Donald Trump get academy nods for the best film, best actor, best director, and perchance best supporting actor.

Actor The Actor-brad Pitt plays Mr . Trump better than Trump himself. Depp nailed every one of Trumps infamous idiosyncrasies like the self-impressed duck face, phrasing answers in the form of a question, and his awesome overuse of the words %u201Closer%u201D %u201Cdummy%u201D %u201Cmoron%u201D and %u201Cokay%u201D. It would be amusing to listen to what Hunter S. Thompson, Depp%u2019s colleague and mentor, had to say about Mr . Trump %u2013 if he were alive. Mr . Trump hasn't released any response regarding the video %u2013 YET while he continues to be busy using up the campaign trail, so stay tuned to get a future update.