Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!

This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.

Blowhard politician who claims to be conservative, although he's really whatever he thinks his audience wants at any given moment.

Dodged the Vietnam War draft claiming he needed to go to France on a mission for his cult. While in France, he pimped his cult door to door, including his cult's philosophy that blacks were lesser people. All this draft dodging behavior occured while black American soldiers died fighting to save him and his fellow cult members from Communism. For some reason, this irreconcilable hypocrisy was never reported during his recent presidential run. Political correctness won the day.

Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.

"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"

Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney