It’s your lucky day, scaredy cats, we brought you a new episode of the podcast! Today at long last we finally get to watch our most anticipated sequel, the 1994 camptastic masterpiece: LEPRECHAUN 2. Dave gets preachy about crab pun names, and Chris marvels at the movie’s unbelievably low Rotten Tomatoes score. We talk about how the first LEPRECHAUN was a turning point for the podcast, theatre vs Netflix horror, and mention watching ANNIHILATION, and THE RITUAL(again). We get a ton of background info on the Leprechaun, including a weakness to wrought iron, an inhuman alcohol tolerance, and its likely presence during the time of Christ. There’s almost too much to talk about on today’s Special St. Patrick’s Day episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

It’s time to get back to work, scaredy cats. Today we’re watching Joe Lynch’s manic 2017 bloodbath: MAYHEM. We get the ball rolling with a chat about Walking Dead spoilers, misleading horror movie titles, and Dave’s Boys. Chris tells us about Shudder’s horror talk show The Core, and Dave talks about watching the fan-recommended flick THE DEVIL’S PASS. We talk about rage virus/ indulgently violent/ office-building movies like THE BELKO EXPERIMENT, MOM AND DAD, and THE PURGE. We discuss Steven Yuen, a lack of guns, pepper spray, TROLLHUNTER, nail guns, quality blood, and even have some traumatic flashbacks about THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES. It’s a gory good time on this unhinged episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

Welcome back to the podcast, scaredy cats! Today we head back to 1985 to watch Dario Argento’s insect-thriller: PHENOMENA. We get things going with a long discussion about the director’s role in a Best Picture award. Chris tells us all about watching THE SHAPE OF WATER, and Dave gives a detailed hermit crab update. We talk about Argento’s family, his inspirations, and how watching SUSPIRIA changed things for both of us. There’s not enough time in the day to talk about everything, but we touch on sound effects, the American cut of the film, insect logic, sleep walking, creative beheadings, unique camera angles, murderous monkeys, monster hog-children, gasoline teases, human stew, and if you’d believe it, even more. It’s a bonkers ride on this beautifully gross episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

What’s that creeping up your news feed? It’s the newest episode of the podcast! Today we watch the 2017 teenage slasher: TRAGEDY GIRLS. We start things off with a chat about horror comedies, Mike Flanagan, and do our best to remember the OUIJA and ANNABELLE movies. Dave raves about the indie infection flick SPLINTER, and Chris tells us about the pilot episode of END OF THE F***ING WORLD. Then we get into it and talk about burning proms, teenage dreamboats, high school drama, horror cliches, proficient serial killers, FINAL DESTINATION, and more. So sit back and enjoy another great episode of the Tragedy Boys— uh, I mean- the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

Welcome to the woods, scaredy cats, it’s time for a brand new episode! This time we’re watching David Bruckner’s first feature-length movie now available on Netflix: THE RITUAL. Dave tells us about watching SIREN, LIGHTS OUT, and expanding horror shorts into full length movies. Then Chris talks about Dario Argento’s first movie THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE, and tells us about a crazy hiking experience. We chat about horror movies at the Oscars, GET OUT, solid character writing, creepy background images, arts and crafts, monster logic, and Miley Cyrus. So pull up a tent, and lose yourself in another great episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

It’s time for a brand new episode of the podcast! Today we’re watching the very recent Netflix horror comedy: MOM AND DAD. We open with a chat about movie trailer spoilers, while Chris tries to figure out who Dave’s Boys are. We talk about THE HAUNTING, SLEEPY HOLLOW, and massive horror movie budgets of old. We drum up some more hype for Flanagan’s Hill House miniseries, and chat about Shia LaBeouf in FURY. Then we discuss movie endings and the lack thereof, Nic Cage, the use of flashbacks, HQ Trivia, and more. So sit back and enjoy another crazy episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

Today it’s all about J.J. Abrams’ surprise release on Netflix: THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX. A Super Bowl gift to us, paid forward to all you scaredy cats. We chat about CLOVERFIELD’s marketing history, its sequel strategy, and Bad Robot’s relationship with Netflix. Dave gives a vague recap of the previous movies, and Chris tries to roll SUPER 8 into the universe. We talk about cliche sci-fi tropes, EVENT HORIZON, monsters, the arm, and both get confused more than once. So grab a drink, kick back, and listen to us try to figure out the brand new Cloverfield story, in a great BONUS episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

Welcome to Horror Podcast City, population: you. Today we’re watching the relatively unknown 2007 found footage slasher by John Erick Dowdle: THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES. We chat about a troubled release over ten years, found footage/killer POV, and other Dowdle titles like QUARANTINE, DEVIL, and AS ABOVE SO BELOW. Dave tells us all about watching THE BABYSITTER, and Chris reflects back on HUSH and the Mike Flanagan films we’ve watched. We talk video game gore, disturbing murders, Stockholm syndrome, Mark Duplass in CREEP, and share our different interpretations of the serial killer’s mentality. It’s a dark, disturbing, dismal, but ultimately exciting episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

Welcome to another episode of the podcast, scaredy cats! Today we’re watching Lucky McKee’s 2002 psychological slasher: MAY. We get the discussion started with a chat about horror books such as Bram Stoker’s ‘Dracula’, and Shirley Jackson’s ‘Haunting of Hill House’ and ‘The Lottery’. Chris supposes about the concept of libraries, and Dave introduces his new hermit crabs. We talk about video stores, 2000s pop-punk soundtracks, Mike Flanagan’s Hill House miniseries, THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE, and so much more. It’s a bloody, creepy, stitched-together good time on another great episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!

Welcome back to creepytown, scaredy cats! Today we’re watching the spectacular 1978 remake: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. We open up with a history lesson about the lineage of Body Snatcher iterations. Dave talks about rewatching SPLIT, his thoughts on M. Night Shyamalan and THE HAPPENING, and Chris tells us about all about watching CRIMSON PEAK. We reflect back on NEON DEMON, before discussing Donald Sutherland, movie and video game soundtracks, tongue twisters, cooking, amazing storytelling, dogmen, and how weird Leonard Nimoy and Jeff Goldblum are. It’s another great episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!