Lately I've been thinking how much I miss my ladyCondoleezza's in the West Wing brightening the daybreakLiving with a lust for power, running through the grass for hoursRolling in your Hum-vee like an army-child

And when it rains oil dollars downWashington's a cattle townAnd she's far away somewhere with Colin Powell out-of-townAnd she screens my corporate schemesProtects me from those wild dreams when we swelledLike Corporations fit to burst upon each other

I can see you by the window, planning first strikes in the eveningThe fruit juice flowing slowly, slowly, slowlyDown the bronze of your bombshellsStokin ' up my lust for power, bombing old Baghdad, oh for hours,Flyin' your Apache like an army-child

Oh if only we could nestle in that hangout back in SaudiMy arms around your shoulders, the Bin Ladens laughin' and jokin'While the smart bombs and the children are playing in the valleyOh I miss you Condoleezza like a banker miss his money

Lately I've been thinking how much I miss my ladyCondoleezza's sowing minefields and clearin' out the terrorLiving like a lusty flower, bombin' ole Saddam, oh for hours,Rolling through old Baghdad like an army-childRolling in my Hum-vee with my puppy-child.

Our influence is waning All around the globe. We're lead by blood-drenched killers In sanctimonious robes, Claiming freedom from all laws Of decency and justice Like homicidal maniacs With doomsday as their plan.

The dollar is a millstone About the world's neck And the atoms we've been splitting Have got loose from their nets. We sell administration Of the wealth our fathers stole, And we'd melt down our grandma To increase our stock of gold.

Each one of us consumes ten times Our share of the world's wealth And now we have designs in play To get the rest by stealth. You can claim you're not part of it, That you are not to blame, But while you keep your silence Soldiers murder in our names.

So Dazbidanya, Amerikanski Sayonara, GI Joe, You're no longer the world's policeman, Take your guns, and go on home.

Why do they hate us? They like to ask. Why did they hate the Ku Klux Klan? Why did they hate the fascist soldiers Who drove the murder vans? Why did they hate cold hearted bastards Who murdered children with their own hands?

So Dazbidanya, Amerikanski Sayonara, GI Joe, You're no longer the world's whoremaster, Take your guns, and go on home.

Might it be possibly Worth a try to governOurselves peaceably, followingAt least the 6thCommandment my friends?Just resolve not to kill anybodyPlan ahead so when someoneSays to kill someone elseYou ask why they don’t do theSame to themselves and ridThe earth of their wasted girth.Just resolve you won’tKill nobody’s brother, sister,Father or mother, write it downJust like I did, teach itTo your little kid,Don’t kill nobody!Don’t make it complicatedIt’s totally underratedPeace is an option if youHave a plan. You can trustThe next guy as far as heTrusts you, and it’s alwaysGreat when no one pulls a gun.Violence is bullshit, so chicksDon’t fuck a guy whoThinks it’s cool to killSomebody’s kid. Why reproduceThat killer seed? Find aNice guy and do the deed,It’s nice to know heDidn’t kill nobody!Don’t kill nobody!Don’t kill nobody!You never knowWhen someone might kill you!You wouldn’t have tooMuch to say, having just Been blown away,But if you could I betYou’d say,Don’t kill nobody!Don’t kill nobody!Don’t kill nobody!

I'm the pterodactyl killa'From the City of TucsonYa' mess with me baby,Come and get it on.There's never been a fight that I backed away from,So next time remember,Don't mess with my Mom.

You make fun of my name,The noble Carreon,We came here with Cortez,And our legacy lives on.The battles that we fightAre the ones that must be fought.When the smoke clears, Matt,Your army will be gone.Next time remember,Don't mess with my Mom.

Your allies are the fools Who cut and paste all day.They think they're important,But their anger is impotent.They say nasty things,But they don't get paid.Their ignorance is deep,So ya' get 'em on the cheap.

Your humor's scatological,Your mind is pathological.Did someone drop you on your head,When you were in your baby-bed?Did they take away your rattle,And teach you how to tattle?

Whatever the reason,You have committed treasonAgainst decency and sanity,You're offensive to humanity.

But never fear --I'm here to liberate you.There's no chinks in my armor,So I don't have to hate you.I raise up the swordThat vanquishes disorderI place you without passionIn the matter transporter.

You see, winged reptilesaren't needed here.What we need is thoughtful peopleWho are decent and sincere.

So get behind me, Satan!You're just a bit of roadkill,Like the thief of Sex.Com,Just another fool,Who thought he was the bomb.Next time, Mr. Inman,Don't talk about my Mom.

Everybody wants to look like Paris HiltonSo it could be anybody,Just like you are nobody,'Cause today is just another day,and Hey! They're towing your car awayYeah, they're towing your car away.

On TV, we see them,Dressed up in crazy clothingThen we all wanna do the same

We're boring,we're stupid,And no one wants to see us--I hate my stupid name

If only we could all be like Paris Hilton,Free to charge it and take it awayIf only I could be like Paris HiltonI'd fly to Hollywood and thereI'd permanently stay.But everybody wants to be like Paris HiltonWhere it's always recess and time to playBecause when your name is Paris HiltonEvery day is a beautiful day.

The sun comes up on another day People in a land they call holy Droppin' bombs and burnin' families Looks like it's just another stage In our planetary nightmare

It's the human condition It's the human condition Tooth for tooth Eye for eye That's why the whole world Has gone blind We waste the fruit And eat the rind Makin' hell on earth In search of Paradise It's the human condition It's the human condition

Long ago in a desert land A tribe of herders got a bit too wise They said, we’ll claim we are a special people And all the men will get circumcised

We’ll make a deal with God Almighty Claim he gave us lands of milk and honey, We’ll write a book of fantasy And claim impressive ancestry.

And each successive generation Bought a slice of their deception Claiming God was on their side.

From Constantine to Martin Luther Witchhunts to the Inquisition Good had nowhere left to hide.

It's the human condition It's the human condition Tooth for tooth Eye for eye That's why the whole world Has gone blind We waste the fruit And eat the rind Makin' hell on earth In search of Paradise 'Cause it's the human condition It's the human condition

Long ago, but they wrote it down He was born in a little town Visited by three wise men I wonder if they knew how it would end.

The chosen people said he wasn’t theirs The Roman ruler washed his hands of it They hung him up where people could see What happens to a revolutionary.

Skip ahead a thousand years His sacrifice provided cause, For murder, theft and roguery.

Religious teachers spread confusion Creating madness and delusion For they know not of the thing they speak

They promise us eternal life Deliver us to endless strife And advocate a strong defence.

The years advance But we regress Humanity cannot progress Until we get up off our knees.

It's the human condition It's the human condition Tooth for tooth Eye for eye That's why the whole world Has gone blind We waste the fruit And eat the rind Makin' hell on earth In search of Paradise 'Cause it's the human condition It's the human condition

So stop your worshiping of other gods And bow your heads to each other Take the gold from the priestly classGive it to our children and mothers

Stop contributing to our destruction Let’s save the world for our children Say no to the priest’s seduction And put the Pope on welfare

Let’s try to build a human future Get rid of the mental cancer -- Life could have a fighting chance

A warning at the vital hour Could save us from the worst disaster Change the course of history

Let’s change the human condition Let’s change the human condition No more tooth for tooth No more eye for eye No more killing In the land of the blind We’ll eat the fruit and Compost the rind Make Heaven on earth To hell with Paradise Let’s change the human condition Let’s change the human condition Let’s change the human condition Now!