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The Return of The Monday Hotness: Now With Taller Hair Edition | Manolo for the Big Girl

Oh Conan, you elongated ginger minx, I know you need comforting now in your time of need.

No, I know what you’re thinking “Wouldn’t I be better off in the arms of my awesome wife and amazing children?” Hush now. Don’t speak. Ours is a love that dare not speak its easily-freckling name.

Can you imagine how amazing our children would be? Sure you’d be able to see through their skin like those weird geckos that occasionally find their way into my bathtub and scare the hell out of me at least twice a year, but we could single-handedly breed an entire new generation of writers for The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live. We could marry them off to Tina Fey’s kids and create a race of superwriters.

Oh of COURSE there’s going to be at least one picture of Tom Jones. Preferably of him in all his mid 70’s greased up, shirtless, orange-tanned glory. But I think I’ll do Rhod Gilbert, Richard Burton, Rob Brydon, a few rugby players, too and of course The Archbishop of my Pants, Rowan Williams.

Oh good, so I’m not the only one who finds Coco hot! My friends just don’t understand. I’m a sucker for tall and funny plus he is a ginger and I LOVE gingers! I’ll take a pale freckled red head over “tall dark and handsome” any day!

Jeni, I have a weakness for gingers that is powerful strong. Andre is tall, dark, handsome blah blah blah…but give me a redhead with freckles and it’s all over. BTW, you’re in my FAVORITE part of Virginia! I wish I was there right now!

Its a beautiful school (which is why I chose it) and since I have shamed the family by not going to THE family school (UNC) I figured going to my grandmother’s alma mater would placate them somewhat…

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