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Some six thousand years ago, when George Washington and Jesus were walking through colonial Williamsburg with their friends the dinosaurs, our Founding Fathers wrote a Constitution laying out a broad vision for what government should and shouldn’t do in...

American Capitalism is still kind of fun, once in a while! Spirit Airlines emailed customers this offer with the subject line, "Want To See Our Weiner?" and miraculously this did not end up in everyone's spam folder. The Weiner-themed...

Here's something with a plus and a minus: Most Americans will soon be free of endless advertising and marketing campaigns, because the advertising industry has decided the only money to be made is in marketing things to the last...

Remember when Chrysler was America's #3 car company, run by the can-do fraudery of Lee Iacocca, and not some terrible money pit owned in equal parts by Barack Obama and the Italians? Now it is exactly the sort...

Can everyone please check out the excruciating and clunky allusion that is the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee's latest video? Why does the weird DSCC want to sell everyone iPod nanos?
See the conceit here is that Republicans are so square...

Vile behavior is usually rewarded by Idiot America (see "Michael Vick"), but there is finally some sort of financial penalty for being a repulsive screaming nutbag racist bag of clown shit on a national cable-news station owned by one...

Pampered, carpetbagging playboy John McCain's "home" state of Arizona has gone dangerously pink in the last few days, and the Obama campaign is so awash in cash that they decided enh, what the hell, why not throw up some...

The Democratic presidential candidate constantly condescends to Ordinary Americans by saying, "you're smarter than Washington gives you credit for," and "I have great faith in the intelligence of the American people," and by asking voters to "read" and "think...

What is the world coming to when the ladies on The View ask John McCain the toughest questions he's gotten in weeks? And yet even these hardened journalists don't follow up on one of his most infuriating talking points...

Good god, what is that...thing? It's your hopelessly deformed John McCain, cursed by elephantiasis of the Truck Nutz, but he will bravely save America with his Original Maverickness.
Clearly, somebody at McCain headquarters is reading your Wonkette, because we can...