FHM’S LOOKING FOR SEXY SPORTS FANS

Holy crap, it's a good thing I have wrought-iron abs, a steel-trap mind, and eyes like the rainforest at dusk, because otherwise With Leather would be getting too sexy for me to handle. The latest development in the exploding "sexy fan" news angle is FHM's search for the sexiest sports fan.

Now, me personally, I don't think I've ever actually seen a woman wear panties and a sports jersey in person. But scrolling through the photos over at FHM makes it pretty easy to imagine. There's all sorts of good stuff there, from gorgeously be-thonged Bear fan ass to imagery that can fuel your favorite Yankee fan hate-fuck fantasy.

Does it rival Internet heroes Heather Rothstein or Sarah Spain? Well, no, not story-wise. But there are tits. And most of the girls washed their hair and put on makeup for their pictures, so it's worth your time. If you have the time to masturbate, that is.

For all you sexy ladies out there: good news: they're still accepting photos. If anyone needs a photographer, I totally have my own digital camera. I can be anywhere in the greater NYC area by the end of the day. Just don't expect me to wear pants.