VALENTINE’S PERV JAMS

When Jeremih released Late Nights in 2012, it confirmed something I’d suspected for the longest time; the ‘B’ in R&B stood for Boner. So grab your boo close this Valentine’s and stick on this playlist, because slow dancing is nice, but grinding is way better.

N.b. Some of the tracks on here aren’t R&B in the strictest sense. Whatever. The heart wants what it wants. Also, the Beyoncé track is a substitution, because her perviest song isn’t on youtube. I figured a four minute long allusion to Jay Z’s dick would do.

Snoop Dogg – Fresh Pair of Panties On

R Kelly – Bump N’ Grind

D’Angelo – Untitled (How Does It Feel)

Next – Too Close

112 – Peaches and Cream

Aaliyah – One In A Million

Drake – Practice

Ciara – Body Party

Tweet – Oops

Kelly Rowland – Motivation

Aquarius Heaven – Universe

Beyonce – Partition

Jeremih – Fuck U All the Time

David Banner – Play

Rihanna – Pour It Up

Khia – My Neck My Back

Plies – Fuck The Shit Out You

Ginuwine – My Pony

Lady – Pussy

N.E.R.D. – Hypnotize U

Trina feat. Killer Mike – Look Back At Me

Akinyele – Put It In Your Mouth

R Kelly – Echo

And, because everyone knows that guys are the worst, if you suspect yours has been running around on you, Riskay has some foolproof advice.