ooo, you're making up your own fibers now ptarmic wumpus? very awesome.

I don't have a sheep or anything, although there is a llama farm about a mile down the street... although I do have a bag of milkweed (http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/fiber_arts/25996). I'm kinda afraid to open the bag lest there be an explosion of milkweed all over the room....