October 26, 2009

Glenn Beck Day in Mount Vernon, WA was an expensive lesson for this small town, as it found out the cost of hosting a controversial celebrity fucking turd.

It's on the hook for $17,748.85, mostly for 239 hours of police overtime. Isn't that a little steep for a one-day event*?

’We had to plan for all them America-hating hippie protesters,’ said the mayor, who wasn’t about to let some people get in the way of his asskissing boondoggle.

*It was an “early evening appearance,” not a one-day event. Oh, and only one person was arrested, for disorderly conduct. Reports that it was the mayor for jizzing all over Beck’s shoes were unconfirmed.