Monday, September 3, 2007

9 words

These 9 words that we, women usually use was forwarded by an old friend of mine whom i known since primary school (and is getting married very soon! congrats to her..) and i find this to be so oh-so-true!

1. Fine: This is the word women use toend an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is gettingdressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes ifyou have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game beforehelping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before thestorm.. This means something,and you should be on your toes.Arguments that begin with nothingusually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, notpermission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sighmeans she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wastingher time standing here and arguingwith you about nothing. (Refer back to#3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the mostdangerous statements a women canmake to a man. That's okay means shewants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay foryour mistake.

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has tolda man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This willlater result in a man asking "What'swrong?" For the woman's response referto #3.