During a recent episode of his BBC radio show, Peter Serafinowicz, the famous British comedian and self-described “male actress,” wonders what the evil Daleks have been up to since their last appearance on “Doctor Who,” Britain’s hit sci-fi television show. Well, as it turns out, the Doctor’s archenemies have launched a smart new business that’s keeping them pretty busy: Recording relaxation tapes for humans!

Watch as these two Jedi masters engage in an epic lightsaber battle to the death — that is, until a local cop rushes in to break up the fight. Boooo! (Warning: Feaky, barely tolerable cat yowling for the first ten seconds or so.)