Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

I was forced to distance myself from an anti-cyclist rant by the boss of Addison Lee mini cab firm - amid claims it donated to the conservative candidate's election war chest. I'm not saying he did donate to my coffers, but I'm not saying he didn't donate to me coffers... as yet anyway... see how this matures!

Maria Eagle said: "Cyclists in London are increasingly worried about the threat to their safety from the thousands of Addison Lee cars that John Griffin has ordered to illegally use the capital's bus lanes. Considering this is a man who has given Boris Johnson's campaign £25,000 in 2008, and a further £250,000 direct to the Tory party, there are real fears that the Mayor will not take the tough action needed to protect cyclists.

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