Well, damn. So remember last month when news broke that Eva Mendes was pregnant with Ryan Gosling‘s second baby? It wasn’t really news to her obstetrician. She had the thing two weeks ago. TMZ pulled the receipts.

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling just pulled off the biggest cover-up in Hollywood baby history — they had one 2 weeks ago, and hardly anyone even knew she was pregnant. According to the birth certificate obtained by TMZ … Amada Lee Gosling was born April 29th at 8:03 AM. The baby was born at Providence St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica. The mother on the birth certificate is listed as Eva De La Caridad Mendez. The dad is Ryan Thomas Gosling.

“Amada” kinda sounds like a hotel chain that still has landlines in their business center. But its not. Its the name of a two-week old baby who will never have to spend the night in one. Anyway, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have two kids now. Let’s move on.