On Twitter too

Yep, I'm on Twitter too. Need all the publicity I can acquire. Besides, Twitter might help me get revenge on MySpace. And Im totally convinced that MySpace is a high source of evil.
http://twitter. com/timelike01

I used "twat" jokingly for a while, until I made the mistake of turning to my mom one day (at the bookstore) and asking "Did you see my twat?". I said it way too loud. I felt the words coming out of my mouth, but it was too late to stop them. Mortified!

Oh my gosh, that is totally hilarious! I can't stop laughing. I don't know your mom, but just imaging the look on a mom's face after that came out of your mouth! What did your mom say?

bibliophile83 said:

I used "twat" jokingly for a while, until I made the mistake of turning to my mom one day (at the bookstore) and asking "Did you see my twat?". I said it way too loud. I felt the words coming out of my mouth, but it was too late to stop them. Mortified!

I used "twat" jokingly for a while, until I made the mistake of turning to my mom one day (at the bookstore) and asking "Did you see my twat?". I said it way too loud. I felt the words coming out of my mouth, but it was too late to stop them. Mortified!

Haha, well, my mom knew I called tweets twats, so she just kinda glanced at me, then looked around, then glanced at me again. And then we laughed. And then we agreed that I should not use that word anymore. But I still catch myself saying "I am twatting".