Despite all of our nation's futuristic technology, iPads, iPhones, and holograms, scientists still can't accurately predict the intensity of hurricanes. But a little man by the name of Jesus can. When will scientists turn towards him, in praise?

Everybody knows men are better at "spatial ability," whatever that means. But is this superiorness we have cultural, or just a natural thing? It's cultural. But for me it's a natural thing.

Oh great, here's a great new way science Einsteins have dreamed up to cure your depression: mind-altering probiotic microbes that you eat. They're called "Activia" and they're really delicious despite their poop-related connotations.

Who were the Denisovans? I like to imagine that they were a peaceful tribe of jugglers who bummed around prehistoric France in an old Econoline, juggling for their dinner, making lots of friends along the way. I can't say for certain whether that's accurate though.

Your office building may be "green," but is it the greenest office building in America? It might be, once you burn down this place.