WE'RE HAPPYTHAT WE AREN'T ABLETO SEE YOUTHROUGH THE MONITOR

Even without one of those counters it's clear that lots of you Losers and Loser wannabes have been dropping by to visit these pages. The cats are hiding, there's dirty footprints everywhere and HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF COASTERS?!?

Sorry. I'm just a wee bit tense. It's not easy being the Web Dominatrix for this crowd. My data-nine-tails is all frayed from dealing with those of you who whined that your name was spelled wrong but didn't bother to thank me for taking the time to misspell it in the first place. The beatings will continue until morale improves around here.

All seriousness aside, please feel free to share your thoughts, ideas, and twisted fantasies about the best way to misuse this space. My door is always open. Whoever took it, please bring it back--it's getting cold!