Hi! I'm just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.

You know, it's all fun and games to joke (well, half-joke) about dinosaur love until you read something like that. Now I'm ashamed. I don't want to be a part of this woman's club. Dammit Christie, you took a beautiful thing and ruined it. Like breaking the penis off a statue.

i blame the fundamentalist christians and their young earth nonsense. if this woman had studied evolution and natural history, she would have realized that there was never a time when t-rex and humans coexisted. instead of writing some plausible mammoth erotica, she did this and just looks like a fool.

Rose Mary

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Felix Galvan

...pathetic furry jerk material?

S A Barton

That Triceratops is very small... clearly underage. Just when I thought it couldn't get any sicker... O.o

Dennis Bauer

Is this like guro? The T-rex loved her to pieces?

Jennifer K. Myrna

Look, people, you obviously don't have a lot of experience in this genre. These are bad, yes, but lots of things are. I mean, there're weredolphins and goblin sex and dragon shifters (with loooooong tongues). These are fairly mainstream now. Live a little!

Aleksandra Vaabel

Oh my.. This is perfect.

Fuck You Asshole

Anyone want to put money on the likelihood that Christie is a man? I'm not discounting the possibility that a woman could be this completely out of her gahtdamn mind, but the fact that 'Christie' is also a male name, and the photo on 'her' profile is a random bikini model just screams 'neckbeard.'

John Smith

Maybe there's a whole culture of perverse, disgusting women that we haven't invented a name for yet.I'd invent one, but it disturbs me to even mention that there could be more neckbeards out there, waiting..