Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Open Rehab

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have gone into a business venture together. They're opening a rehabilitation center for out of control debutantes.

Insiders informed BEF that the popular party girls are sick of paying all those pesky rehab bills so they decided to start their own retreat. It seems the every day rehabs just have too many rules to follow and they hate all those meetings you have to go to.

When asked what approach the girls would use to get people off drugs and alcohol they answered:

Lindsay: I've been in a lot of rehabs lately and it hasn't done any good at all. I can do better for my friends and our clients

Paris: That's hot, we're going to use the, Do your hair and nails with a petty, Method. It's new, we came up with the program ourselves over cocktails.

Britney: We're going to hang out with boy toys and be debs, we'll make it up as we go. They didn't have any cute boys in the one they sent me to.

Paris: That's hot, we've already got 200 people signed up for our rehab.

Lindsay: Hey, pass the vodka

Paris: That's hot

From the desk ofBuck E FilbertFeb 17 2007

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