Ha ha ha! Maybe Sarah and Crowley would make a better couple as they both make such hysterical comments on the weird fan service, and fandom dynamics in general, of this place. Then again, I'm an AzxCrowley fan, and it seems like he's swinging that way too, if only to annoy the Hell out of Az. Pun intended!

May I suggest one of them (preferably Sarah) dressing up as Alice from American McGee's Alice complete with the weapons from both games or better yet, have Alice appear in the comic helping the girls with their stalkers.

Thats true. I was once on a bus with a bag that said "Anime, Crack is cheaper" and I overheard 2 guys talking, the first asked his friend "See that chick's bag? What the heck is Anime?" to which his comrade eloquently responded "Dude, it's Japanese porn."

Ah, sweet public transportation, where great minds meet and wax poetry.