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Richard Whittington

So this one time when I was about 18 or so, my mom is a little tipsy and decides now is the time to give the safe sex talk. I find this rather funny especially since I’m 18 and have the internet, also we did that stuff in school.

Anywho, then she busts out the condoms and tells me how she and my dad always had a hard time with them and goes on to put one on her fingers. I’m laughing cuz that’s about all you can do in this situation and then she gives me several condoms and tells me to try them on and practice.

ANYWHO, I don’t know if she knows how often, but I do know that I have her approval and encouragement Log in to see images!

THANKS MOM!!!

[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

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Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

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Level 69 Troll

Canada forever!

Real men don’t leave. They berate Forumwarz for getting old and fat and then they cheat on her with another forum and then they talk about how much they hate and can’t stand Forumwarz right to her face and try to do anything to make Forumwarz leave them.