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Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan - also known as Rosie Webster, and the one who constantly bottles it on 'I'm A Celebrity! - Get Me Out Of Here!' today revealed in an exclusive interviewwith Skoob Entertainment News stalwart Buffty Ginslinger, that she was left deeply traumatised following a visit to Asda. In Bolton.
"It was terrifying," Ms Flanagan related to Ginslinger. "An absolute nightma...

Skoob Entertainment News's recently reinstated gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has stated in no uncertain terms that Harry Styles out of One Direction has had his fill of older women, and wants to meet a nice young lady of his own age, or...

Aspiring Burnley chip shop proprietor and former bodyguard to the stars, Reg Bond, today revealed the shocking truth of his interminable "nights of hell" with Twilight Star, Kristen Stewart.
Speaking from his shared room in a B&B in Burnley's...

It's just been announced that Harry Styles out of One Direction (Or 1D as they're known to their fans) is to work on Ken Mither's van, serving pies, chips, mushy peas and real gravy to the general public at the London Olympics.
Styles, who was onc...

One time bodyguard to the stars, and currently an aspiring Burnley chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond today revealed why he eventually refused to provide personal security for Harry Styles, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne, of boyband One Direction.
Speaking...

In an unprecedented move, British pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Tulisa Contostavlos have lodged a formal complaint at the UN in New York, following the shocking revelation that gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been suspended by the Skoob...

It seemed innocuous at the time, but Skoob Entertainment News's hottest gossip reporter, Verity Warbling-Trollblog today revealed on her syndicated website that when Jessie J was performing on stage with Black Eyed Peas singer, Will i Am at the Diamo...

Shocking news just in from Las Vegas - as it's revealed that Rihanna has shaved all the hair off her head and dyed her scalp green, partially in honour of the Irish football team at the European Championships, and partly because she wants to repeat t...

It's been revealed that SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has ordered ace gossip reporter Verity Warbling-Trollblog to dish the dirt on Harry Styles out of One Direction and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber.
Insiders say that Ginslinger has been disap...

Following their appearance together on the Graham Norton Show, where Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry expressed a very public interest in the UK's most eligible bachelor boy, Prince Harry, by inviting him to 'call them,' - SEN's Verity Warbling Trollblog s...

It would appear that SEN's latest acquisition, Verity Warbling-Trollblog is on something of a roll. Following shock revelations involving Fearne Cotton and HRH Prince Philip, Ms Warbling Trollblog has now made it public that Geordie caterwauler, Cher...

Today's headline news - that Prince Philip has been released from hospital - has been widely reported, but only SEN's Verity Warbling-Trollblog got the real inside scoop on the story, by revealing that the Prince must keep a quail's egg in his underp...

The world's most widely read purveyor of entertainment and gossip news, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog, has announced that as of today, she is no longer employed by 'Huzzah For Hollywood!' magazine, having been successfully headhunted by Skoob Entertai...

The annual bible of the UK's richest people will feature a group of local media magnates for the first time when it is published tomorrow.
The Sunday Times Rich List logs the ups and downs the country's richest people, listing the annual incomes f...

Skoob Entertainment News's head honcho, Buffty Ginslinger, has announced that he has offered X-Factor judge and N-Dubz babe, Tulisa Contostavlos twenty quid in cash and a share in the profits if she'll get her kit off again and make another steamy ad...

Hot on the heels of shattering revelations that X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell had a thing about Geordie mime merchant, Cheryl Cole, a Burnley woman has announced that Simon Cowell will be the duly designated father of her projected eleven children. E...

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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!

Grumpy Trumpy

Grumpy Trumpy made quite a squall,Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall.All of Ailes' minions and all of Ailes' punditsCouldn't put his Party together again.

Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack

A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning

Snippets on Sale Again

Okay our last sale was so popular we ran clean out of snippets. So now were going to offer a buy-back program. 100 snippets for the price of 1, that's our final offer. Don't be shy watch them fly!

Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease

Self Righteous Wing Extremism

From the summit of Mt. Appalachia with arms raised skyward in a flagrant display of pompous pride and pretentiousness, self-ordained Pope Rick Santorum decreed that he and only he is holier than thou.

US Victim of OPEC Coup

In a sneakily sinister scheme the Oil Pumping Evil Countries (OPEC) dropped the price of crude oil to two cents per barrel, then conquered the US when consumers choked to death from car exhaust fumes.

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