Two funny jokes about this I made at work today: #1) [when told that a new nail polish could prevent date rape] "How, is it just so ugly that nobody wants you?" #2) "Here's my idea for a product: finger nail polish that has roofies in it! Then you just have to make the swap and she does the work for you!". Yes yes, inappropriate, rape culture, all that bad stuff. I can't justify it! I'm part of the problem!

I'm gonna draw the line precisely there: between being devastated and making a video about it. It's normal to be bummed but making a video telling the world how great you are makes you enough of a douchebag to justify women not wanting anything to do with you. One part of this video I remember was him going "I'm not going to rape you!" which always strikes me as a weird thing for a true non-rapist to say...

Just in case this wasn't obvious, it seems to me that the weird "music" playing throughout the whole segment was added by whoever uploaded it to youtube. Doing 6 minutes on it is still an embarrassment, but the music just makes it so much worse...

What the fuck is being a paranoid lunatic about being spooked by a mob of people swarming your car? I don't give a fuck if you're at a convention or not. What if the zombies walked past a residential street and started looking in the windows of your house and terrified your kids? You wouldn't go out there with a bat?

Sorry to state the obvious, but this kid is so fucking full of it. Anyone who genuinely feels that way could probably give you some sort of version of that if prodded, but the only way one would have that that rehearsed and thought out definitely started with "How can I justify girls not liking me?" and worked backwards from there. That's the part I judge him for. I personally didn't have a legit relationship until I was 22 so I don't give a shit about that part. But at least have the self awareness to admit it's because you're kinda stupid and weird, kid! Just out of curiosity, does anyone care to throw out how old they were in their first serious relationship? Can anyone beat my high score of 22??