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Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 10: "Hi, Society" Quotes

Blair: Carter Baizen is on his way here, right now.Chuck: What? What the hell are you doing with Carter Baizen?Blair: He left his jacket here yesterday and I'd rather you be gone when he gets here. There's been enough scenes for today.

Blair: What was that?Chuck: I should ask you the same question. Perfect gentleman? Perfect date? That broken record was a hit last year. Get with the times, he bores you.Blair: You almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point; you can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman; he would never cause a scene.Chuck: Never get your blood going, either.

Rufus: Your money was no good for me, then... and it's still no good with me now. And you can rest assured that my son, like me, can't be bought.CeCe: And I can assure you that just like her mother, my granddaughter can be.Rufus: What do you mean?CeCe: All those years ago, I told Lily to choose between you and her inheritance. I'd tell the end of that story, but I think you know it by heart.

I am willing to purchase all the paintings in this gallery in exchange of you convincing your son not to accompany Serena. Before you answer, remember a grown man with children is in a very different position than a young man. Money could be useful now, not to mention how much this sale would mean to your wife's career as an artist.

CeCe: It appears that your son is taking my granddaughter to the ball, tonight.Rufus: He is?CeCe: I'd rather see that not happen. There's a point in being presented properly and you're Daniel is not a proper companion for a girl like Serena. He's a ... temporary distraction. I need her to focus for the future.Rufus: Hers or yours?

Dan: I thought I'd get grounded when you found out, just like Jenny was. But, I gotta admit, it would be worth it.Rufus: I don't mind, at all. Tux looks great. Shoes look great. You look so great, you're gonna make me proud. Show that Celia Rhodes what us Humphrey men are made of.Dan: What's going on, Dad? You're doing that thing again where you act really weird for no reason. It's kinda freaking me out.

Serena: Where are you going with this, Dan?Dan: She came by my dad's gallery today.Serena: Well, she probably just wanted to see your mom's art.Dan: No, she was trying to buy him off so I wouldn't go with you tonight.Serena: No. She wouldn't do something like that.Dan: That's what I'm trying to tell you. That woman is the most manipulative person that I've ever met. She makes your mother look like Gandhi.Serena: That's my grandmother you're talking about. I love her.Dan: I know, and I'm so sorry. But, maybe you love her so much that you can't see what she's doing. I said it. There.Serena: Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.Dan: Maybe we shouldn't.

Serena: You're early.Dan: Yeah, we need to talk.Serena: What's up?Dan: Is your grandmother here? Where is she?Serena: Oh, yeah. She's in the other room, getting ready with my mom. Why?Dan: I gotta be honest about something here. I don't think you're grandmother is who you think she is.Serena: What are you talking about?Dan: I know she got the whole free-spirit act perfected...Serena: Act?Dan: But I don't think she has your best interests at heart.