Whenever I see a nudist beach story, I remember the comment of a female Brighton Councillor regarding the new nudist beach. She was concerned that nudism may spread to other parts of Brighton and said, "We can't have nudists running around willy-nilly"

The fakeness of these nudist men may just be a technicality due to the 'shrinkage chill' caused by the low temperatures associated with Welsh beaches. They are simply fake women (because they don't appear to be men) rather than being fake nudists.