A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.

My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!