Disclaimer: I do not own nor profit from any of the fandoms I will work on. Nor characters, songs or any familiar names or brands that will appear in any of my work unless mentioned otherwise.

I, SSA Javier Grey P.I, do humbly swear to write with heart and spirit, to not create a Mary or Gary Sue on print or thought, to not desecrate the English language either in grammar or spelling, to not resort to cliches, to disclaim fervently the fandoms I hold in my heart though I would love to own them, to not take flames personally and to make every fanfiction its best and greatest.

So help me God.

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !! Very important for good results.

Instruction

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. WRITE ON THE COLUMN 1 & 2 ANY TWO NUMBERS YOU WANT.

3. WRITE DOWN IN THE COLUMN 3 & 7 THE NAMES OF TWO PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally, MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?

HERE IS THEKEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.4. You talk with your fanfiction buddy about a fanfic then get over excited and other people have no idea what you're talking about and they stare at you like you're crazy...3. You have a Fanfic Name and Your Fanfiction obsessed friends call you by that name...2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 11. You repost this onto your FanFic profile! :)

Mommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what MommyI'm a boy!!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

What's so great about that?

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I sincerely hope you will.

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??So sweet, please don't break! :)1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.3. How cute they look when they sleep.4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.6. How cute they are when they eat.7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.11. How cute they are when they argue.12. The way her hand always finds yours.13. The way they smile.14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).23. The way they say "I miss you".24. The way you miss them.25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

NO MEANS NO!

Guy: Can we have sex now? Girl: Can we do what? Guy: You know, can I be your first, finally? Girl: Um…no. Guy: Why not? Girl: Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend… Guy: So, if you don't tell, I won't tell. Girl: Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special…someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first. Guy: I'm not special to you? Girl: You're my friend. That's all. Guy: [looks forward and keeps driving]

Five Minutes Later… Guy: [starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh] Girl: [moves his hand] Don't touch me…! Guy: [tries to kiss her] Girl: [screams] Would you stop? Guy: [continues trying] Girl: [moves to the back seat] Guy: [parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl, then starts to kiss her] Girl: [pushes him off and scoots over>] Please, don't do this… Guy: Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes… [moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants] Girl: [pushes him harder No! don't! Guy: [getting aggravated, punches her, causing her to cry] Stop playing hard to get! Girl: [tearing up, continues to fight] Guy: [punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down] Girl: [screams as he penetrates her] NO! Please don't do this to me! Guy: [puts his hand over her mouth, silencing her pleas…]

One Hour Later… Guy: [finally pulls back and wipes himself off] Girl: [sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing] Guy[ glares at her] You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you. [reaches out his hand to touch her cheek Girl: [pulls back] Just take me home, now. Guy: Alright. [gets in the front seat and drives her home]

Two Months Later… Girl: Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my period in two months! Doctor: [looks at her] You haven't been having your period for a reason… Girl: [looks at him] Why? [dreading the answer that she was sure to receive…] Doctor: You're pregnant. Girl: [faints in shock]

The Following Day… The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy… Guy: It's not my fault! I'm not the father! That girl's been sleeping with every single guy at the school! Girl: [sees this, about to confront him] Guy: [takes her aside, so the two are alone] I'm telling you, if you tell everybody the truth and say that I raped you, I'll kill you.

That Night… Girl: [completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant…then he lied about it. So completely depressed…the girl commits suicide by drug overdose…]

Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No Means No!" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as "I'll Kill Any Idiot Who Does this to My Girl, or Any Girl…"

"The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you dislike racism

From spoiled pricez profile, a tribute to being who you are:

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,The one that is super popular.The one that is rich.The one that will lie to get her way.The one that doesn't care about your feelings.The one that has a new boyfriend every week.The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.The one that would cry over a boy.The one that will give up because she broke a nail.The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,The one who likes books.The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.The one who reads and writes to escape.The one who just wants to help.The one that just wants to make a difference.The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.The one that refuses to believe that this is it.The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.The one that people like because she's crazy.The one that will do anything to make people feel better.The one who won't give in.The one who won't give up.

--I AM THE GIRL-- (TYPE OUT WHO ARE YOU?)

Who would stick her nose in a book instead of go to a party and get wasted

Who knows that her parents' rules are meant to protect her

Who would never go all the way because the guy who really loves her will wait

Who doesn't care if people think she's weird; the people who do matter think she's unique

Who is proud of her little obsessions

Who doesn't care if she's fat or ugly because she knows she isn't

Who believes there is always hope

Who never leaves a friend in need

Who would never start a fight or hit back, because she is above that...

...but will fight to hell if someone she loves gets hurt

Who would hold a Bible in her hand and not care what the "cool kids" would say

Who knows she is loved, unique and special... and no one can tell you otherwise.

16. YOUR NICK NAME: (Your well known nick name or the first 3 letters of you first name ''ie'' or ''y'' Fave cartoon Characters Name!)Sabelie Kurama

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.-If people think you might have A.D.D.-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dad's gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313, wannabwriter14, -PshycicNinja-, Sasusaku made Narusaku Cry, Rogue Soul Alchemist, Welnakia, SSA Javier Grey P.I

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and naturalphenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The originalintent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" thatexplained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hopethat you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a goodchuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, isthrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hitthe ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loudsounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrustequals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger amechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objectsknown to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the herowhenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends andlovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one oftwo ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn outaffair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, humanexistence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Animeheroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborgand the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly theydon’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This isattributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action aredepicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known tohuman science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonlyreferred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Becauseof the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to theLaw of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of anyobject/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Alsoknown as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is ofcourse unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any formof firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shotdecreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in adrunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, andseveral battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middleof an open field will always miss.First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they willhit anyone or do any real damage.Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with asingle burst of automatic fire and then escape.Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it isin a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complexmartial arts maneuvers.Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times hewill hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: TheMinority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needsto get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have atleast three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is notunknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to workjust as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, andlarge war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stoppedand defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or asong.First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goesup against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the littlethings... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almosttwice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumbAmericans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green LineEffect)Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the Americantranslators are the American editors and censors.Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directlyproportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:1) be female.2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable ofdestroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved andused as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operatea spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels ofmartial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowingaura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This isattributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races arehostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum isconsidered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning orexplanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, andcan resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physicalabuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’shair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictableguidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless ofwhether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessiveamount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn offsomehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as theGratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariablywear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant toextremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearerinvulnerable to any form of damage.Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero isindestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or iceattack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out ofAnime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and soon... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "GoodGuys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basicpositions, which are:1) The Hero/Leader2) His Girlfriend3) His Best Friend/Rival4) A Hulking Brute5) A Dwarf/KidBetween these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:1) Extreme Coolness2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have anextrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person fromwhich they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysteriousdimension is commonly called "Malletspace".First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is aheavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This isbecause they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously releasedat high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained inthe eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs areactually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes isbecause Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at theback of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweatgland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inverselyproportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, theless you get and vice-versa.First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the realworld...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t geterections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the currenttheory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (seeLaw #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blushalong the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metalswords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get itdone in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by amartial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name ofthe attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved thetransformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything tointerrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensymask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have someunknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot orspicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behindthe eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted orburned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut andletting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be inpart to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he willget a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can performmagical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known asthe "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and willhelp him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and areunder the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERYsmall, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, andthe likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name ofthe attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attackare too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon SlavePhenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), orperverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasonsfor this are:1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.2) They just don’t give a damn.The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a fryingpan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends andwithhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special powerweapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weaponswill never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndromewhich require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not useit against the "Good Guy".Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior militarydevice without one of the following events occurring:a) The control device being broken.The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just"fooled" by the "Good Guy".d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth ofthe face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,resulting in two outcomes:a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-melook.A negative charge will result in thehair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunitionavailable (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accuratewhen compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’sattractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willinggirlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrotcouldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in anawkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a singledrop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 yearsis never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of thefew... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to befunny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fallto the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing themale character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usuallyhelpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She cansometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching theguy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greaterthan two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inversecoefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance tonormal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is alsoinversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In allactuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lotfrom space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits amysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasingthis variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where theAmbient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must beincreased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this doesnot happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leadsto a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset byan exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined thecontrol system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so throughmeans of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles whichclearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and ConstantThrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted atwill, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity andlethality of the maneuver.Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from ordisrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does notalways apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations wherethe Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law ofConservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In anysituation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a correspondingincrease in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usuallycome out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise inAmbient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, asurvival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directlyand immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is oftenreferred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brainactivity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out inslow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a malecharacter of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking atanother girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into aninterdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet ofDoom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a headshot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on thewounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandageswill then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic toa hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-lookingsword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that theedge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlesslypast the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. Whenfaced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, animecharacters will either:a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown andexposition),Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in aposition to ravish beautiful girls, orc) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero cansummon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain asecret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone aroundhim/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thickstrands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, theelements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEASTcapable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martialarts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead withyour bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it justdoesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship ismale, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have ashaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captainis female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even ifyou’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of aHentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will becomepossible.First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever thehero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that heis wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassedby the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he couldaccomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in direstraits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (seeLaws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds inbeating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never wonagainst the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, theytie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.Usually this results in:a) The hero escaping.Clean-up for the underlings.c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes havethe magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character towelingthemselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously largepenis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones thesize of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the followingcharacteristics:1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" andup... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitivevagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearancewhile someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of themintroducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have atleast one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by aDog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of themale persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is followinghim around is there because:1) It’s his girlfriend’s.2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.3) Chicks will dig him more.Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied bya cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animalthat would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:1) It’s her boyfriend’s.2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of abilitythat enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things likebullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even thoughthey are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash theStampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape anyhuman female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Animegirls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through theskin of the tentacle...Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature neverexperience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Alsoknown as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/humanrelations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damagebegins to occur.First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow itfrom a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-koThing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor thatenables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Beingimmortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne orspaceborne, have the following crew members:1) The captain2) His Lieutenant3) Various female technical staff4) A hotshot pilot5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)6) The Doctor7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:1) Extreme coolness/luck2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible irritation4) Extreme cuteness5) Irresponsible drunkenness6) Homophobicness7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interestappears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around saidcharacter, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! Atleast, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE (Found on BlackSaint's Profile)

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Sad...

I'm Sorry,

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Kurama does not faze her at all. "So you have a thumb as green as your eyes. Big deal." But he can't say the same about her. Meet Yusuke's least favorite customer. Kaitou's new nemesis. The Sniper's first love. But just who was—is—she to Kurama? He cracks his most intimate case yet. A Kurama x OC novel like no other. THREE-CHAPTER UPDATE! Ch. 24 - 26: "Make your choice. Him or me."

Prince James has been having strange thoughts about Princess Sofia lately. Eventually he realizes that he's fallen in love with her, but knowing they can never be he struggles to keep from acting on his feelings. It gets harder and harder for him to do so as the days go by, and the more he's around her, the stronger his feelings become. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

Prince James, 20, is now a ruthless king that created an empire by conquering all other kingdoms. Princess Sofia, 18, is a banished princess who was summoned by Cedric to save the kingdoms and James's heart. Can a banished princess save a lost prince's heart and can a ruthless prince find love in an exiled princess?

When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse then any unsub they've come across with, badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.

(For Leorai week over on Tumblr!) Leonardo and Karai are training in the morning when they get into a somewhat awkward position and their friends catch them. (Not actually that sexual; rated K!) R&R please

Three months have been stolen from Leonardo's life. Now that he's awake, he wants nothing more than to get back in the swing of things. But with Raph keeping a constant vigil over him, Leo starts to get rather annoyed. How can he become stronger when Raph keeps babying him? But hat Leo doesn't understand is that he isn't the only one who has some healing to do. S3E1 extension fic.

Mikey decides to mess with Raphael a bit during a sparring practice, but then they all discover a hidden secret of Raph's and take advantage of it-only to have the tables quickly turned. rated K for tickly fluffs

Oneshot. Leo has a secret, an ability he's kept from his brothers for a long time. But when Donnie finds out, well, let's just say Donnie learns more about Leo then he could dream of. Horrible at summaries, but a decent writer. Please read!

One night after the events of Enemy of my Enemy, Leo can't sleep and creeps out to the surface. There, he meets the subject of his distress of late. And he learns that sometimes two little words are all it takes. And sometimes you need a whole speech. Bad summary, great oneshot. Please read! :-)

When life hurts, you fight back. When your loved ones hurt, you fight for them. So Ayuzawa Misaki always fought. But when the strongest falls, what do you do? How do you fight the one you were fighting for? Misaki doesn't know what haunts him, but for all that he means to her, she has come clean with herself and decided to fight beside the man who always fought alone. DISCONTINUED!

(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.

It happen by mistake when Youko's tail touch Kurama's side making the teen give a squeakish laugh catching the kitsune's interest. For what seems like in a long time a true smile comes to Yoko's face hearing his human laugh just being touch by his tail.

Sleep-talking maids can reveal much to their masters... particularly when the midnight murmurs pertain to names, engagements, pregnancy, comforts, and ties. Takumi reflects on how things that Misaki said led to their happily ever ever after. Takumisa fluff.

Jack Frost, forever stuck as a young teenager, thinks about the eternal loneliness of the Guardians, and tries to remember the face of a girl he knew as a human and what exactly she meant to him. The OC is just a vehicle for his discovery, not intended as a permanent romantic connection. I do not own Rise of the Guardians!

The world can be a unforgiving place, even for a teenage girl from another planet, and especially with all that has been going on recently. Maybe all we need is a reminder of what's really important in life. Dedicated to the city of Boston.

This is a response to a kink prompt. Jack falls asleep against Bunny during a manatory Guardian meeting. Lots of cute fluffiness as Bunny deals with a sleeping and snoring winter sprite that manages to distract everyone from the busniess at hand.

Fionna and Marshall Lee have always been best buds. They were total bros - but sometimes as we grow older, we change. What do you do when the kid you roughed around with is suddenly...not a kid anymore? You fall in love with her, that's what. Fiolee, rated T for a little cursing, oneshot.

An ordinary summer day turns out to be the life-changing corner for me. Stupid flower, stupid pheromones, stupid gorgeous prince. Oh, did I mention he's a super pervert? *sigh* This story is pretty much how a pauper like me met the prince. [AU]

The retelling of the Yu Yu Hakusho Spirit Detective story. But it has a twist. What would happen if a new girl was thrown into the mix, and started falling for one of the memebers? WILL FOLLOW THE STORY LINE! OC X KURAMA

Hey I'm sorry I had to reupload this story because something was going wrong with it. "No one understood my infatuation. She was tough, not dainty. She was strong, intimidating. And I loved her so much." Usui's P.O.V on most.

Time is running out. But they are determined to make every moment memorable. Thus, there will be no more Usui Takumi and Ayuzawa Misaki. The two will merge as one. In every possible way. Sequel to Takumi and Misaki's Alphabet.

Marshall just happened to fly past her window, his head just happened to look in her direction, and there he saw her snuggled up with the pink sweater like it was a flippin' pillow. Why does she love that ugly sweater so much? FxM One-shot, complete R&R!

Kuronue wants to apologize, more than anything he wants to apologize, but Kurama doesn't trust that the Kuronue standing in front of him is the real thing, especially after the last time. 3 stories in the life of Kurama and Kuronue after they meet again.

"What a weird way to tell someone you love them... Seriously, whoever he is, he is just too annoying!" Misaki has been receiving some weird notes lately. Of course, it cannot be Usui since he's gone for a week, then who is it!

'Watch out for a Leo. The first you meet today could hold the key to your romantic destiny.' It was yet another ordinary day at Cafe Maid Latte, except that the boys have totally gone insane. Misaki is clueless and Usui is furious. Idiot Trio Special.

A side story of my other fic SECRETS if you guys hadn't read that fic before then I suggest you read it before reading this story . Forty sentences on how Ash and Elena's relationship developed. Expect major OCCNESS...

How - and how much - does Kurama's lover love him? A spoiler-free glimpse into the much-awaited and anticipated conclusion of the long-running mysteryfic "The Kurama whom Kurama Never Knew," but may also be read on its own. For all Kurama lovers. Enjoy.

They could see things that no one else could see and yet they didn't have the powers that one would expect from a physic. They know deep down that seeing the abnormal made them paranormal themselves. Aware and unaware. Shizuru and Maya centric-fic

A bored Hiei decides to poke his nose into why Kurama is obsessed with fine-tuning one of his attacks. The answer is something Hiei could definitely have lived without. Short humor and friendship fic, slightly crack.

During the Chapter Black Saga. Following the incident at the Rokurokubi estate Botan realizes Kurama is upset with her. But why? Because she lost her soul? Well so did Kuwabara and Hiei and Kurama wasn't mad at them! KuBo

Are you Kurama's wife, mistress, girlfriend, or sweetheart? Or just head over heels in love with him? Hate him with a passion? Undecided? Just started watching YYH and found some green-eyed redhead there dreamy? Either way, this is a must-read for YOU.

Misery of Me's new title: Decode.Maya Kitajima is about to do the one thing she hates the most: Spend the summer at her hometown. After a series of unexplainable events, she realizes that only one person can help her. Shuichi Minamino.

Starring: Kudo Yukiko, Kudo Shinichi. For most, the nightmare has ended. The Black Organization has been overthrown. But for one mother, the nightmare is endless. Yukiko contemplates her son and her failure in his life...

In which Shuuichi is the sexual fantasy of an adolescent girl, the imagined lover of a psycho, and being stalked by a pedophile. And people wonder why mothers are so protective. Feedback is appreciated. [Loose sequel to Envelope]

A grad student has been staying with Genkai, studying a strange old Tablet. Why is Genkai so tense about it? What terror will it unleash? And what does this have to do with Kurama? Story 2 in the KI series. KuramaOC

"So for your viewing and hearing pleasure, the finals of the Dark Tournament will be started off with... A singing competition?" Watch Karasu get jealous, the Toguro brothers get pelted with trash and Kurama get chased by girls! Oh, wait that's normal. As the finalists of the Dark Tournament belt out your favorite hits, here in "The Missing Round of the Dark Tournament"!

It was suppose to be a nice, lazy day at home with his mother, so how and why on Earth was he scouring a forest for a ghost? That's right. He couldn't say no to the two of them. A bit of KuramaxMaya with mother and son bonding.

"So that's basically the story. And a story that is every bit true." How come Kurama knows so much about their city's little urban legends? Maybe because he investigated them himself? Or maybe with a little help? Sad little fic with mentions of Maya.

Keiko and Yuusuke's "conditions" scene in Episode 21: "Yuusuke's Sacrifice", KuramaxOC style. Completely forgetting the situation he was in, the fear of Karasu that paralyzed him was now replaced by another fear that motivated him to move. The fear of losing her.

Minamino Shuiichi; great tactician, former fox thief, brilliant strategist, best big brother, perfect son, child prodigy, all without a single misplaced hair. Or maybe there are a few, but what would be more adorable than a Kurama with bedhead? Yet there was one thing Minamino Shuiichi never expected to be: Patient. Fluffy KuramaxTeam fic. NO YAOI! Kurama sick fic

I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken - and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived -Margaret Mitchell