Brian Westbrook had one final tweet before heading to last night's Eagles vs. Bears game. He wanted to know what you fools think of this inked & bloated ribcage. Those arms look odd and we're not sure the left hand was tatted correctly. We were more impressed by the headless Jon Runyan and the tatted Eagles' autographs. Now is the time to update our growing sports hero tats list - now up to 31!JUMP!

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Still thinking the Jerry Sandusky story with little boys starts in 1998? We told you that Paterno was worried that Jerry was turning down too many opportunities in the early 1980s. Flash-forward to 1988 and Sandusky was STILL turning down coaching jobs. The big news from 1988 was that Sandusky spurned Temple because of his relationship with the Second Mile foundation. Jerry was 44 and didn't want to leave State College. JUMP!

So we've been looking into the Google Archives for Jerry Sandusky tidbits and maybe a better understanding of this guy's history. What have we found? Hopefully not a pattern that shows Jerry might have been up to wrong for a long, long time. We have no doubt that this started in the mid-90s. Jerry was a big deal back in the day. He owned the 1980s. Let's look back at 1983 and this innocent story about Jerry turning down jobs. JUMP!

You've heard the name Eva Amurri via her pole work on Californication and the name Susan Sarandon. Yeah, it's her daughter. Anyway, Amurri last weekend married MLS analyst Kyle Martino. The two lovebirds are on their honeymoon and all Martino wanted to do yesterday was drink fruity drinks, admire his new wife's insane rack in a bikini and watch soccer. Instead he tweeted a pic of his wife watching the NFL. JUMP!

Not going to lie this afternoon. Uncle BC had an early night on Friday to save the liver for Saturday's LSU-Bama game. That meant a cozy night curled up on the couch and watching the Seattle Mist vs. Las Vegas Sin in the Lingerie Football League. A sold-out crowd packed the ShoWare Center and the Mist even had a pep band for the 2011 home opener. Of course all eyes were on Angela Rypien. But a depantsing was the major highlight. JUMP!

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Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us.mail@bustedcoverage.com

ABC News caught up with former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky this weekend and, of course, the alleged child-raping pervert was wearing his Nittany Lions jacket. By now you've heard that Sandusky was supposedly raping boys whom he came into contact with via a non-profit he'd founded back in the day. Joe Paterno knew about at least one incident back in 2002. Nothing happened. Now people want answers. Tweets! JUMP!

You know what's rare in NFL fan fight video history over the last decade? Patriots' fans brawling with each other. Just doesn't seem to happen because they're all bros just destroying broads, cheering for championships and getting sized for Super Bowl rings. But, when Goldilocks & Hoodie lose two in a row, the loyalists start freaking out on each other. Take this brawl last night at the Giants game. It's go time. JUMP!

Via NBC4:Authorities said they believe a man who may be missing a finger or two is responsible for robbing a bank inside a Giant Eagle last month. According to the FBI, the US Bank inside the grocery store in Gahanna was robbed on Oct. 12. Officials said surveillance images led them to believe that the suspect may be missing a finger or two on his right hand or that the hand may be deformed. Do work, BC Nation. We'll turn in Captain Hook. mail@bustedcoverage.com

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How did that teabagging work out for you, Flo? 12 carries, 117 yards. Two TDs through the air. It's good to see that Carson Palmer trade working out for the Raiders. 3 picks. But, in typical Raiders fan fashion, these morans win the battle of great GameDay signs. What else is going on in the NFL? The Cincinnati friggin' Bengals have the second-best rush defense in the NFL and now can kinda bury the Steelers next Sunday. Let's get rolling!

We're building a giant list of potential 2011-12 bowl game guest pickers and demand one of you name Bama's Chopstick Picker. We want Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc. Our intel experts say he's a freshman. Looks to be an IT student. Hangs out with other freshman chicks named Abby and Keri. CBS was having trouble with its cut-aways during the 1st half but all that changed during OT when "Chopstick Picker" was on his game. JUMP!

Real Madrid stud Cristiano Ronaldo today took home the European Golden Shoe for scoring the most goals in Liga play. He topped rival Lionel Messi by nine goals for the title, scoring 11 in his final four games while Messi was silent. While that surge may be awfully impressive, it isn't nearly as impressive as what Ronaldo's done off the field. We speak, of course, of his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk. Um, check her out for yourself!

Our DVR is set for tonight's Seattle Mist vs. Las Vegas Sin LFL showdown because once again Angela Rypien will be QBing the Mist and MTV2 will broadcast live at 10 p.m. EST from the ShoWare Center. Rypien has been making the media rounds this week, talking to Fox & Friends and even taking time for an ESPN.com interview with Rick Reilly who always seems to have his finger on the pulse of America. The Mist are 1-0, & Rypien is the LFL's darling. Here's why. JUMP!

Folks, we warned you last week that, just like ESPN, we would be taking your nuts and shoving them up against a wall and driving Alabama & LSU coverage against them until they're flattened like a rack of ribs at Dreamland BBQ up on the hill in Tuscaloosa. Now, who's up for a $1,000,000 Ben Teeter original painting of the 2009 BCS Champions? Hottest item on eBay right now. Feel like throwin some money around. Nut up, Bama Nation. JUMP!

Never heard of Velvet Sky? Same here, but we're always down for some 'Superfan' coming out of the woodwork on a Friday afternoon while most of America counts down the hours until the BCS Championship. Velvet is some sort of TNA (Wrestling) Knockout and decided doing a shoot with those giant implants in a Tom Brady jersey would be cool for the fans. Just some advice: cut off the sleeves & much more cleav. Otherwise, good to go. JUMP!

From Tuscaloosa Craigslist:Looks like I'm probably going to have an extra ticket to the game. I'm white 511 fit masculine. If interested in going maybe having some fun before or after hit me up. I'm a top like making out oral safe only neg. prefer white hwp masculine and under 30. Send stats and pic for mine and a response. Place to stay the night a plus. So many of you paying big dollars on StubHub might want to think how bad you want to see this game.

We've seen some stupid sports-related tattoos in our day, but this one might just take the cake. Some Texas Rangers superfan had Texas Rangers World Champs 2011 inked on his body. Why? He got it before his team choked and lost game 7 of the World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals. In honor of his miscue, here are some of the dumbest sports tattoos we've ever seen. Check it!

Iron Mike is just bumming around the house today and wanted to drop a line to Biebs about his new album. "Congrats on the new album @JustinBieber. I know my daughter Rayna is gonna get it." A little research tells us that this isn't Mike's first time kissing Biebs' ass. There's this strange video from March. For those that don't keep track, Tyson is congratulating JB on this release that just happens to be a Christmas album - full of covers.

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us.mail@bustedcoverage.com

LSU and Alabama, the top two teams in the current AP and BCS college football polls, meet in just over 24 hours at Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. ESPN's College Gameday can yammer on about the unstoppable force-immovable object metaphor of LSU's offense and the 'Bama defense; Busted Coverage gets you inside info on the two schools from people who look a lot better naked than Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. Hello, ladies! JUMP!

It's the video the giant herd of sports bloggers are gagging on this morning so we'll just get this out of the way. Cal Clutterbuck drilled a ref during a brawl last night with Vancouver's Maxim Lapierre. Bloggers are pretty much destroying their keyboards with human excrement so if you've already seen this we're so friggin' sorry. Anyway, Clutterbuck, a huge hero of the Movember movement is kinda in some trouble for this. JUMP!

Via Asbury Park Press: At 10:15 a.m. Tuesday, the robber walked into the Zales Outlet jewelry store in the Jackson Premium Outlets after and told an employee that he was going to rob the store but “no one would get hurt’’ if they cooperated, police said. The suspect did not make any mention of having a weapon, police said. Swisher needing a little walking around money? And no weapon shown? These outlets are getting soft. Turn him in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

There is a Publix grocery store about 250 yards from where GameDay is broadcasting live this week. Would someone please take a photo of the beer aisle in that store. Has to be empty. Frat houses directly in front of Fowler and crew. They call this street The Strip. It's Ground Zero for Saturday's BCS Championship. If you are going to be in the area and want to be a hero to Busted Coverage readers around the world, take pics. mail@bustedcoverage.com

There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!

We like porn star Courtney Cummz. We like ESPN's Michelle Beadle. Porn star Courtney Cummz likes ESPN's Michelle Beadle. What does all of this mean? We're not sure, but we're sure we can insinuate ourself into this situation somehow. We probably should start making passes at them via Twitter, which is what Cummz did to Beadle Thursday afternoon. No word yet on whether Beadle is keen to Cummz advances. Check it!

Can we really feel bad for Mike Hampton and his real estate issues in Phoenix? You think Mike felt bad making $124,000,000 over his 16-year baseball career which accounted for one 20-win season and two all-star appearances? Look, Mike's about to lose at least $2,000,000 on this pad and how much more in decorations wasted. Could you rich bastards just settle for the $500k 5 bedroom, 2.5 bath spread? No? Then you deserve to crash and burn. JUMP!

We're very surprised to be the first outlet putting the pieces together on the Aaron Rodgers' family weekend in Nashville to watch little brother John account for 3 TDs in Vandy's heartbreaking loss to Arkansas. But, for Luke and Aaron, they shook off the loss and went to a Halloween party where Luke ran into his old friend @NanciFilipelli who just happened to take a photo with the brothers. Relax, ladies, Aaron is still with Destiny. JUMP!