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We can ship if you want to, We can leave your tests behind.
Cause your tests can’t pass and if they don’t pass, Well they’re no tests of mine

We’ll hide checks where we want to, places where they will never find.
And we can act like we planned it all from the start, leave the real spec far behind

And we can ship

We can ship if you want to, We can leave your tests behind.
Cause your tests can’t pass and if they don’t pass, Well they’re no tests of mine

We’ll hide checks where we want to, places where they will never find.
And we can act like we planned it all from the start, leave the real spec far behind

And we can ship

Francois!

Ah, we can launch when we to, the code is young and so am I
And we can demo real neat with new tools or a suite
And surprise them with a new UI

We can test if you want to, if we don’t nobody will
And you can test really good and be totally removed
And I can test like an imbecile

We can ship. We can ship. Everything is out of control.
We can ship. We can ship. We’ve committed to the date on the wall.
We can ship. We can ship. Everybody looks at the plans.
We can ship. We can ship. Everybody’s taking a chance.

We can ship if you want to, we’ve got all your tests and mine
As long as we abuse it, we’re never gonna lose it
Everything will work fine!

We can ship if you want to, We can leave your tests behind.
Cause your tests can’t pass and if they don’t pass, Well they’re no tests of mine

We can ship. We can ship. Everything is out of control.
We can ship. We can ship. We’ve committed to the date on the wall.
We can ship. We can ship. Everybody follow the plans.
We can ship. We can ship. Everybody’s taking the chance.