Happy Easter, Constance Nunes, And Other News

[Ed. Note: As you'll notice, it's technically still Easter, but we're giving our link partners some love a bit early thanks to the past three days we took off to thumb our buttholes in a fit of lethargy. And trust me when I say that's nowhere near as seductive as it sounds. It's MORE. - SW]

Scarlett looks great. Like I always say, she should be on her knees worshiping Marvel or whoever cast her as Black Widow. That role forces her to stay in shape and we all know what was going on before that. The weird angles and funny shirts excuse.