Hur hur, you said "melon"... I was definitely Dilbert. The meeting consisted of the Grande Bossette talking at us for an hour, and then the sales manager mumbling for a further 30 minutes. Death. By. Powerpoint.

Me - "How much do you think you're worth to this company, and what you could bring to it if we bring you on?"

Trader - "I would be able to bring a sizable portion of my current deck I believe. Of the 6 to $700,000 deck, I could see myself bringing $500,000 of that by a couple of years. I think I am worth about 3 to $400,000 of that"

Me - "We're not the New York Yankees son....think more of the KC Royals"

Hur hur, you said "melon"... I was definitely Dilbert. The meeting consisted of the Grande Bossette talking at us for an hour, and then the sales manager mumbling for a further 30 minutes. Death. By. Powerpoint.

Hur hur, you said "melon"... I was definitely Dilbert. The meeting consisted of the Grande Bossette talking at us for an hour, and then the sales manager mumbling for a further 30 minutes. Death. By. Powerpoint.

Hur hur, you said "melon"... I was definitely Dilbert. The meeting consisted of the Grande Bossette talking at us for an hour, and then the sales manager mumbling for a further 30 minutes. Death. By. Powerpoint.

Me - "How much do you think you're worth to this company, and what you could bring to it if we bring you on?"

Trader - "I would be able to bring a sizable portion of my current deck I believe. Of the 6 to $700,000 deck, I could see myself bringing $500,000 of that by a couple of years. I think I am worth about 3 to $400,000 of that"

Me - "We're not the New York Yankees son....think more of the KC Royals"

Trader - "I would like to make more than 5 figures a year, sir"

Me - "The majority of their players would too...

Trader - "...."

What's a deck?

And what job is he applying for?

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"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

Me - "How much do you think you're worth to this company, and what you could bring to it if we bring you on?"

Trader - "I would be able to bring a sizable portion of my current deck I believe. Of the 6 to $700,000 deck, I could see myself bringing $500,000 of that by a couple of years. I think I am worth about 3 to $400,000 of that"

Me - "We're not the New York Yankees son....think more of the KC Royals"

Me - "How much do you think you're worth to this company, and what you could bring to it if we bring you on?"

Trader - "I would be able to bring a sizable portion of my current deck I believe. Of the 6 to $700,000 deck, I could see myself bringing $500,000 of that by a couple of years. I think I am worth about 3 to $400,000 of that"

Me - "We're not the New York Yankees son....think more of the KC Royals"

Trader - "I would like to make more than 5 figures a year, sir"

Me - "The majority of their players would too...

Trader - "...."

What's a deck?

And what job is he applying for?

A bunch of cards.

One that pays more than 5 figures.

Aren't you paying attention?

Oh, thanks for clearing that up Andre.

Hey Jeff, if I bring you a set of Uno, can I have a 6 figure salary?

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"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

Me - "How much do you think you're worth to this company, and what you could bring to it if we bring you on?"

Trader - "I would be able to bring a sizable portion of my current deck I believe. Of the 6 to $700,000 deck, I could see myself bringing $500,000 of that by a couple of years. I think I am worth about 3 to $400,000 of that"

Me - "We're not the New York Yankees son....think more of the KC Royals"

Trader - "I would like to make more than 5 figures a year, sir"

Me - "The majority of their players would too...

Trader - "...."

Dude, mentioning the KC Royals is hardly good for incoming employee morale. I'm surprised the young gun didn't break down crying when you compared his future at your company to them.