Come Hungry, Leave Stuffed At The Penis-Themed Restaurant

Want to dine surrounded by dicks? Head right in to the Deulmusae restaurant! It’s found in Pocheon, South Korea and is filled to the brim with all kinds of penis-y stuff. Sure beats regular-ass restaurants themed after like, the rainforest or the Austrailian outback. Actually, I take it back about the second one… Bloomin’ Onion FTW! That sauce tho. But back to the peen restaurant (peenstaurant?) — I wonder if it’s hard to make reservations. Pun intended! Because I am 12. Does the thought of feasting among dongs rub you the wrong way? Then maybe this isn’t the place for you. Wait, no: definitely. This definitely is not the place for you.