Quotes

Jody wanted me to write down a few of my statements so that he would remember them. We were talking about Subway sandwiches and how much l loved their Italian BLT, or whatever it is called. I said that I love them, but that they tended to live with me for a while every time I ate one. Then I added, “Well, at least then I wouldn’t have to live alone.”

The other involved Facebook friend Sara who just bought her teenage daughter a boa constrictor (that’s a snake, for those of you who live in Luxora). I reworded a John Wayne quote and said the following: “I agree with John Wayne that the only good snake is a dead snake.” To which I added, “That applies to both reptiles and politicians.”