I'm after finding out if anyone remembers a tune called 'eastenders rap' it was out on a white label about 1988/89 and some of the lyrics went like:

eastenders is kicking like kentucky finger lickin
my kinda show
never so slow
it's not from the washington it's not go go
tuesdays or thursdays
or even sundays
just switch on the telly to BBC
no disrespect to ITV
the next thing you ere on ya colour TV is...

the the DJ would scratch in the eastenders theme tune

it was a dope record that always sticks in my mind and I wouldn't mind tracking a copy down, anyone any clues?