Holly Madison wears a bikini. Do you need to know more? OK, it's for some Svedka vodka or something. And this is in Vegas somewhere, as you can tell from the fake grass. And I'm a feminist. Part of being a feminist is exalting the form. Yes, it is true. If you women would like to see a photo spread by a male Strip headliner, I will gladly post such a thing starring, say, Matt Goss or Penn Jillette, the second they alert me to any such photos in existence. Also, a personal note to Holly: Please wear less next time, thanks. (Courtesy photos by StarTraksPhoto.com)