Bai Ling is naked or almost naked most of the time, so seeing a nipple slip from her is never a surprise, or really all that exciting. At this point she could be standing naked in a grocery store and someone could say, “Hey, check out the naked girl over there!” and the only responses would be, “Where? Behind Bai Ling?” But here she and her ubiquitous nipples are at Cannes promoting another movie I won’t watch. And, yes, those stupid sleeves serve a purpose. They act as flotation devices when I push her off if she falls off the boat.

Most of these are NSFW, even though since it’s Bai Ling, it shouldn’t count: