$8.95 USD

Violent Little "I Only Joined For The Discounts" Morale Patch

Let's be honest, none of us joined to protect our country. We didn't join for a "feeling of purpose", a "greater cause" or any of that Toby Keith sounding bullshit. We all joined for that free Bloomin' Onion once a year and 10% off a new drill at the hardware store. Celebrate Veterans Day with this new patch, a day off work and a sale at your local mattress store.