35 Year Old
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Female
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From Vicksburg, MS·
Joined on January 7, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 19th
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1 person has a crush on me!

Not interested in fooling around with anyone on here. So, don't bother. I don't add complete strangers to any messenger programs either. Cross the line and you'll be kicked off my page quickly. Just here for my friends and that's it. If you can handle any of that, nice to meet ya.

35 Year Old
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Female
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From Vicksburg, MS·
Joined on January 7, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 19th
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1 person has a crush on me!

Interests

Singing, karaoke, and internet radio.

Music

Love a little of everything aside from a few exceptions.

Movies

I do not like chick flicks!

Idols

I admire people who have been through great adversity. Those that make it through not only unscathed, but stronger than ever.

Video Games

Not a gamer. Like watching people play video games, though.

Latest Status

NeonTiger atFND... Got through training for my job promotion with flying colors. Hoping to have the raise by the time I reach the one year mark there February 4th.

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulatingenough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talkingabout all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, ifthey have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureenbring up the subject of sex."Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen."Pretty much the wayyou do," responds the Martian.Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partnersfor the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martiango off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny,weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick."I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen."Why?" he asks,"What's the matter?""Well," she replies,"It's just not long enough to reach me!""No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead withhis palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows untilit's quite impressively long."Well," she says,"That's quite impressive, but it's still prettynarrow....""No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entiremeasurement is extremely exciting to the woman."Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and gotheir separate ways.As they walk along, Mike asks"Well, was it any good?""I hate to say it," says Maureen,"but it was pretty wonderful.How about you?""It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead andpulling my ears."

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said,"Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered."Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"

Happy Valentine's Day!!!<She Walks In Beauty She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies,And all that's best of dark and bright,Meet in the aspect and her eyes;Thus mellow'd to that tender lightWhich heaven and gaudy day denies.-- Lord Byron