Hey, Jersey, keep Snooki and the gang. We here in New York will take Garden State rockers Bon Jovi off your hands. It’s a good deal for us, especially after Jonny B’s block buster 2½-hour show Thursday, the first of two sold-out Madison Square Garden concerts.

Jon and his longtime bandmates hit hard right up front with a snarling version of “Last Man Standing,” which the singer played on a small riser set up in front of the seats farthest from the main stage.

With exaggerated arm gestures — so everyone could see — and a crooner’s tone, Bon Jovi hammed it up for those in the “bad seats,” then jogged through the aisles to join the band. As he moved through the arena, he high-fived the guys and smooched any good-looking blonde who got in his way.

“I don’t wear crazy clothes,” he said in a nod to Lady Gaga, who performed at the Garden earlier in the week.

“We’re not the new kids on the block,” he continued, referring to freshly minted Knick Carmelo Anthony. “[Bon Jovi] is like a fine wine — we just keep getting better.”

One sip of the anthemic “It’s My Life” — in which rock’s golden boy beat his

chest as he sang the chorus, “I just want to live while I’m alive” — made you

want to get drunk on the music.

Apparently recovered from a leg injury sustained at a summer show in Jersey, Jon showed he’s still a goofy-footed frontman who finds all his moves in the beats of drummer Tico Torres and the flash-fire electric riffs of guitarist Richie Sambora.

Keyboard ace David Bryan — whose “Memphis” won the Best Musical Tony Award last year — was the band’s unheralded hero, as usual. He was especially good pounding the keys for the old hit “Runaway.”

Midshow, the band did trip with a quiet mini-set, with Torres sometimes bongo-ing the beat with his hand on a wooden box. Please, this guy’s an extraordinary stickman — he should never be separated from the skins.

But that was the only low-energy moment in a greatest-hits show that truly was great.