If you look to your right, you’ll see a unicorn and a pegasus, who just recently had a little one that I like to call: The Alicorn! If you look closely, you’ll see that’s Alicorn has a unicorn’s horn, a pegasus’s wings, and a — Oh! Look at that! He’s playing! Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. He also has a name tag that says ‘Prince Ali’, like Aladdin’s name.

Walkie-Talkie: Uh, boss?

Mr. Unicorn: Yes, Steve? Wait a minute, Steve!? What did you do this time?

Walkie-Talkie: Um, well, I was going to feed the fire-breathing peacock some live gummy worms,

Mr. Unicorn: Uh-huh…

Walkie-Talkie: I opened the door to the pen,

Mr. Unicorn: Uh-huh…

Walkie-Talkie: And it flew over my head and got out!

Mr. Unicorn: WHAT!? You let him out again!? Okay, Steve. Enjoy this day…Because it is your last day. (Not to Walkie-Talkie, and quietly whisper-screaming to himself) Okay Mr. Unicorn, be cool! (to group) Okay group! More likely than not, you will end up seeing a fire-breathing peacock running wildly on the yellow brick road. If you do, scream ‘FBP!’ as loud as you can.

Now, if we’ll just go inside this door, we’ll see the endangered dragon penguins, and the Swedish Fish swimming around in the lakes. What a thing to to marvel at.

Now, to conclude our tour, —

All: (groans in despair)

Mr. Unicorn: Yes, yes. I know, I know. Very sad. But, we still have one more exhibit to see. It has been a very recently added exhibit, but by far the most popular. Close your eyes, try not to run into anything, and follow the sound of my voice.

Now, open them! The magical creation you see before you is called the homo sapien, or, more commonly known as: The Human!

Random Person From Crowd: I don’t think it’s from here or this dimension. Is it?

Mr. Unicorn: You are right as rain, love! They’re from a dimension called ‘reality’. Weird, right?

Random Teenager (also known as Leni): FBP!!!

Mr. Unicorn: What’s that? You saw the fire-breathing peacock? Where?

Random Teenager: Near the dragon penguins!

Mr. Unicorn: Wait just a second! Why didn’t you say something while we were by the dragon penguins?