Courtney Stodden, Take Notes

While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the moment they were conceived over by the gourds. And not only is she never kicked out, but people flock each year to see her so they know when winter’s coming. “Welp, that’s half a labia, Jim. Frost’ll be comin’ soon, I reckon. Frost’ll be comin’ soon.”

NOTE: This is Shauna’s new boyfriend, so to answer all your e-mails from over the years: Yes, Criss Angel has a younger, less accessorized, blonde brother. ALAKAZAM!

Comments

Oh so close…if only Courtney and Shauna had ended up at the Pumpin Patch of the Skanks at the same time. They could have fought to the death over the choicest pumkins…or for whatever reason. Come to think of it, they could do that anywhere, anytime…lets get them in a 7-11 parking lot ASAP.

Shauna Sand is in at least phase 3 of the Gold Digger’s Guide to Famewhoredom; Courtney’s only started the first phase, which is to integrate one’s self against said gold piece – in her case, an ancient dubloon.

Why would the skankiest of all skanks feel the need to go to such a family oriented place? It just feels really sleazy, like they need to constantly shock people and what is more shocking than exposing small children to porn. (Well, soft core, but still.)