Soon enough all the details currently under wraps - the baby's gender, the baby's name - will be announced, but in the meantime what's the harm in a bit of last-minute speculation? Read on for Best in Showbiz's (not 100% serious) suggestions for Prince William and Catherine's baby - could our future king or queen be called one of these?

Alexandra or GeorgeWe'll start of with some boring, but apparently safe, suggestions. Alexandra and George have been the favorite names with bookies for absolutely yonks (though we're not exactly sure why - we doubt William Hill has a mole in the royal bedroom), with Charlotte, Victoria, James, Harold, Arthur, John and Frances also in the mix. But frankly, we'd hope to see Wills and Kate, the young, hip royals on the block, come up with something a bit more left field. There's been, like, a million King Georges (well, six), so how about something brand new like...

ChardonnayTransparently vile Apprentice reject and Liz Jones-wannabe Katie Hopkins would be appalled by the suggestion, having been shut down by Holly Willoughby last week for saying she wouldn't let her children play with kids with lower-class names, but at one point Chardonnay was genuinely being touted by bookies as a contender for the royal baby. Hearing the words "Arise, Queen Chardonnay" would just be too good for this world, although of course our future monarch would still be only the second most prolific Chardonnay of all time after her from Footballers' Wives.

Diana or CaroleIf, however, Kate and Wills decide to stay traditional, chances are they'll fall back on one of the oldest baby-naming conventions in the book - calling your child after a beloved relative. In fact, there are approximately four names in the entire line of succession to the British throne, so we'd say there's good odds of the couple plumping for the monarch-appropriate names of Will's grandparents (Elizabeth and Philip) or Kate's parents (Carole and Michael). Of course, there is also the possibility that the royal baby will be named after William's mother, the late Princess Diana. We personally don't think the couple would risk the inevitable accusations of emotionally baiting the public by choosing Diana as a moniker, even though their intentions for such a tribute would undoubtedly be genuine, but doing so would see the entire nation as one protest about having 'something in our eye'.

LupoIt was reported in the tabloids that Kate and William had decided to have a bit of fun with this whole baby-naming business and get their prized pooch 'Lupo' in on the act. Royal sources claim that the couple wrote down a few possible monikers on bits of paper and let their cocker spaniel decide for them by tapping the scraps with a paw. Now this is, of course, absolute rubbish, but on the off-chance it is actually is true, then clearly Wills and Kate have gone insane. If you're going to let a dog decide the name of a future monarch then, hell, why not just name the baby after the dog itself? King Lupo, anyone?

MorrisseyIt's fair to say that Morrissey has never really been the monarchy's biggest fan. His hatred of the Windsors has been documented for decades, but in the latest of his frankly tiresome tirades, the former Smiths singer turned his attention to Kate and Wills, accusing them of demonstrating 'staggering arrogance' and branding them the "most dysfunctional [and] unpleasant people on the planet". Clearly, this is not a nice thing to hear about yourself, so who knows, maybe if Kate and Wills are feeling in a mischievous mood come the birth they'll decide to wedge their golden tongues firmly in cheek and pay Morrissey the ultimate insult by naming their baby after him. And to be fair, Morrissey is exactly the sort of half-baked, faux-unique name you'd find within the ultimate 'wasp' family, which is clearly how everyone's favorite contrarian sees the royals.

Prince or PrincessKate and William are very much the modern face of the royal family and this will probably be weighing heavily on their minds when they come to naming their wee one. So what do you call a 21st-century royal baby? Twitter? YOLO? Personally we'd suggest taking a thoroughly po-mo approach to baby naming and going for Prince or Princess. How meta! And if it's good enough for Katie Price, it's good enough for the Duchess of Cambridge.

Isaac/Newton/Stephen/Samuel and moreWe discovered this week that the child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will become... the Prince or Princess of Cambridge. Yeah, kind of unsurprising really, but what the title lacks in shock value it makes up for in significance. See, the royal baby will be the first Prince or Princess of Cambridge ever. Like, in all of history. And since Kate, Wills and their little one will all share a title that pays tribute to one of our greatest and most honourable cities, perhaps the new arrival should also carry a forename that links to Cambridge. We suggest naming the newborn after one of the University of Cambridge's most esteemed students or scholars - Sir Isaac Newton, who spent most of his life on the university's grounds, would be a good choice, since Isaac is a bit more 'out there' for the royals, but still relatively conservative, while Newton could work if they want to go even crazier. Stephen could be on the table, given that two of the university's most famous and most respected graduates (admittedly in different fields) are Stephen Hawking and Stephen Fry. Seriously, there are so many potential names among the Cambridge alumni, like Samuel for Samuel Pepys or Charles for Charles Darwin (which could double up as a tribute to William's father) - though we can probably rule out Oliver Cromwell.

SnookiPint-size reality TV satsuma Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi recently decided to help prepare the duchess for motherhood by giving her parenting tips she has picked up since giving birth to baby Lorenzo last August. In an open letter, she wrote: "[Taking] your royal golden nugget home to the castle is the most exciting experience of your life. Then it's like, 'I love you but OMG stop crying! I'm exhausted'. The lack of sleep you will get used to - just do your make-up, put a tiara on and you'll look beautiful as usual.'' Wise words there from the Jersey Shore star, and after that the least Kate can do is name her bundle of joy after Snooki as a thank you...

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