Transcript

Panel 1

Beaver holds a can of Ham and a can-opener.
Beaver: "Dang. This can-opener is blunt. Steve, can you find me something sharp to open this with?"
Steve SALUTE!'s Beaver.
Steve: "I'll get right on it Beaver!"

Panel 2

Steve walks past a knife, a meat cleaver and an axe with a thoughtful expression.
Steve: "Hmm... Something sharp..."

Panel 3

Steve walks past a sideshow with the title "See! The amazing Human Can-Opener"
Human Can-Opener: "All I want is someone who can appreciate me for who I am"
Presenter: "Ha ha! Shut up ya freak!"
Steve: "...that can be used to open cans..."

Panel 4

Steve comes across a sword wedged in a stone that emits a powerful light.
Steve: "Hmm... I don't remember seeing that in the kitchen before..."