That's right! In a pinch you can just lift, and separate yourself and a friend from noxious fumes and even airborne iodine-131 particles. Is Victoria's Secret that she can't offer you protection against WMDs? Makes you wonder what's so wonderful about a Wonderbra, eh?

Save yourself and the tatas! Be the first kid on your block to own an E-Bra!

(I will admit that there has been the occasional hot summer day when I might have just taken my chances with the radiation...)

In the time it takes to debra and convince your dependent to don your underwear on his/her face in the event of an emergency that would REQUIRE this, what will all the people around you who just covered their mouth with a sleeve say between bursts of laughter?