White Hats and Black Hats are just two facets of the same elitist fatcat-hat club that has been ruling hat politics on this forum. You can't let them rig the system, people... go acorn hats! They're a REAL alternative that's earth-friendly and tres chic.

Ignore the squirrel's expression. That's not shame, it's pensive thought as to how to make this forum great. Like that statue, "The Thinker", with the naked dude propping his chin up on his hand.