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Friday, March 27, 2015

EXPENSIVE VEGAS HOOKER

A few years ago when I first got
divorced, I decided to go to Vegas, and wanted to have some fun. I went
to a casino, went to the bar, and bought a drink before I did anything
when I am approached by a beautiful woman. She asked me if I liked to
have fun and I said yes, she then told me she would give me a hand job
for 500 dollars.I laughed and said “500 Dollars!? Why that much?”She then whipped out her cell phone and showed me a picture of a
Lamborghini “You see this car? I paid for it by selling hand jobs.”So I
shrugged and said “What the hell, I need to live a little, I’ll do it”
so we go back to my hotel and she gives me the best hand job I ever had.She leaves and I pass out. The next night I go back to the same
casino bar, and sure enough she’s there again and I decide I wanted some
more. I walk up to her and say “You were amazing last night, how much
would it cost for a blow job?”She then smiles and says “1 grand.”Again
I’m a little bit set back by the price and I said “A grand? Is it that
good?”She then whips out her phone and shows me a picture of a HUGE,
luxurious house. She then says “See this house? I paid for it with
blowjobs”.So, I said “Alright let’s do it” so this time we go into her
car and she decides to blow me in the parking lot, and its the best
blowjob I ever had.We sit there and I’m blown away by this woman, so I ask her, “how
much would it cost for some pussy?”She then laughs and points to the
casino. “You see that casino?”I said “…yeah?”She says “If I had a
pussy, I would own that casino.”