White is a posh person's colour, in that it often requires dry-cleaning and table manners, but, conversely, it has traditionally been considered cheap as an accessory. See, for instance, white stilettos, the footwear of choice for a night down Chasers. Recently though, thanks in part to the cash splashes of our friendly Wags, fashion has reclaimed the non-colour, bleaching blues and blacks out of this season's bags.

And about time too. Worn near the face it reflects youth and vigour, in the manner of a magic mirror. Worn slung from a slender shoulder it frames your body like neon. An oversized white shopper (patent - why not?) acts like a spotlight, grabbing the gazes of all who surround you. Especially in a dark room, where many of us love to dwell. They work well in nightclubs, and under black light, and at candle-lit parties. Spillage is a problem though. Steer clear of coloured drinks, and public transport, where white bags tend to attract the grime of others. Better, wear your whag (white bag) in the privacy of your own bedroom, where fools' drinks are unlikely to drip, and where you can stroke it, with gloves on, and enjoy its moneyed splendour in peace. Ahh.