Co-commentators are meant to offer intelligent insights into football, with the aim to embellish and enlighten the people who watch. But at the moment, there's a host of former players out there making us seem like we're the smart ones.

Welcome to Soccer Aid. A remarkable event where celebrities collide - in Myers' case quite literally - with footballing legends in England's grandest club stadium, all with the singular aim of raising money for the world's most disadvantaged children.