So far I've submitted 1 away messages,
and they've been used a total of 1316 times. Here are my messages...

by:xoGAMERCHICKx3 (08/20/2008)
Lois: Come on, sweetie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie: SHUT UP! I know it's not gonna bite, stupid, what a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron, it doesn't have to bite you!