DO YOU??

"I'll tell you later,"

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His nobleness is must be right, after all, he's a right honourable and noble lord; a member of the Scottish aristocracy. Surely he would never lie.

The reason that he couldn't actually be specific about the ways that Alex Salmond has lied and done other things to parliament was because His Poor Old Nobleness must have just forgotten for a while what exactly it was that Alex had done. It will come back to him the the fullness of time, have no fear.

It wouldn't be that it was something he made up, because he was slagging Alex in the House of Lords, which Alex manages to by-pass with his legislation.

Interestingly I once had an elderly relative with forgetfulness problems. He drank like a drain, though, so that probably contributed in his case. Of course as the RT Hon and Noble Baron has forsworn the drink since that unfortunate encounter with an elderly lady in the street, and then with some big blokey dressed in dark blue, swiftly followed by some time spent at the pleasure of our lady sovereign, that can't be the root of HIS problem.