Sorry

We know our readers are pinnacles of efficiency. Which is why we take issue with Wired News's nomenclature.
The devices they feature in their photo blog
are hardly gadgets for the
lazy
; they're nothing less than solutions to real problems the average person faces
every day
.

Take the
motorized ice cream turner
seen at right. Just the other day, I was
decrying
the lack of this very item to my girlfriend, whose face had taken on her dear-god-why-can't-he-just-talk-about-
sports
look, but now I can rejoice that I'm not alone in my manually-operated ice cream hell.

Now, using the ice cream turner while cleaning the floor with my new
shoe mops
—that's efficiency, my friends.