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Thursday, October 20

by EontheZ,posted Oct 20 2011 9:20AM

Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed and led out of court yesterday, after Judge Stephanie Sautner finally got hardcore with her and revoked her probation. She was immediately released on $100,000 bail, and she's due back in court November 2nd. At that point, they'll officially determine if she'd violated her probation and what new punishments she'll face, if any. Obviously, jail time is a possibility. But if that happens, it could just be another situation where they check her in, then check her right back out because of prison overcrowding. Ahead of yesterday's hearing, the probation department gave Lindsay a glowing review which Judge Sautner basically said was B.S. She was mostly concerned with Lindsay being booted from that women's shelter for missing nine scheduled appointments. And she refused to accept Lindsay being reassigned to the Red Cross. She said, "No one has the power to change my sentence. Not the volunteer center and not probation. She is not getting credit for any time at the American Red Cross." Here's something that really got under the judge's skin: The probation report stated that Lindsay didn't like working at the women's shelter because it wasn't "fulfilling" for her. Judge Sautner said, "Is that what a sentence is about? Is it supposed to fulfill the defendant, or is it supposed to be rehabilitative and / or punitive?" Then she dropped one other bomb on Lindsay: Until her November 2nd hearing, Lindsay must work a minimum of two days a week at the L.A. County Morgue for a minimum of eight hours a day. Lindsay will do janitorial work at the morgue, like emptying trash, vacuuming and cleaning toilets. She might see corpses, but a police spokesman says, "She will not be touching, handling or processing any dead people." Oh and here's one last jab from Judge Sautner to Lindsay's attorney, "She is supposed to be an actress from what I hear. I don't know how much acting work she's done or is doing."
The honor of Hot Couple Alert today belongs to Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were spotted making out in New York City last month. A source says, "They were kissing. They were very lovey. They first met about a film they wanted to do together, but it's gone beyond that now."
NBC has yet to officially announce the next cast of "Celebrity Apprentice", but apparently that's not necessary, because the cast was "outed" after they were spotted in New York City, doing some sort of sandwich-making task. So, here's the cast:
Adam Carolla, Clay Aiken, magician Penn Jillette, comedienne Lisa Lampanelli, Aubrey O'Day, the dad from "American Chopper" Paul Teutul, Sr, racecar driver Marco Andretti, model Patricia Velásquez, and former Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza. Wait, there's more. Also appearing this season will be "Wayne's World" actress Tia Carrere, Debbie Gibson, Twisted Sister singer Dee Snider, George Takei (that's Mr. Sulu from "Star Trek", the former "Incredible Hulk" star Lou Ferrigno (who Shaggy says will show up AS the Incredible Hulk), Cheryl Tiegs and finally, the most important, exciting celebrity to ever to do "Celebrity Apprentice": Arsenioooooo Haaaaaall. I'll never watch.
This is Justin Timberlake rapping on a song called "Role Model" with a group called FreeSol on his record lable. WARNING: It is UNCENSORED with naughty words and stuff!
Rihanna - "We Found Love" - watch it HERE