I thought the horrible image of Jon Lovitz in his pajamas and house shoes was bad…this…this….this is an indescribable terror…now I think I need a “Night of Fire” with the flaming sumo and the Hinoi Team…maybe HE can burn the images out of my head…

Thank you Dave…thank you very much for giving me nightmares tonight…I will remember this……….Mwah ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!………………………???…well I will remember this as soon as I get this terrifying image out of my head…

hahhahahhaahaha ok seriously, i’m nearly in tears,not only do you have a pic of my dad in his finest moment, but you also include a link to my favorite land claim site even indians can’t buy that (out of line? maybe). you people are my heroes. whoever is responsible, i give you my undying gratitude as well as my insurmountable disgust. i won’t sleep tonight .

The only thing worst than this picture is the fact that someone was in the room at the time to take it. Unless of course, grandpa had the timer set. . . but still, why would this picture ever be taken?

Try and get this image out of your head…
“What is the piggy for, Mr. President?”
“It’s the closest thing I could get to a plastic Dick Cheney”
“Why would you WANT a plastic Dick Cheney?”
“Well…he’s not here right now, so I thought I’d practice.”
“Practice what, sir?”
“My favorite free time activity, putting the ‘Dick’ in Dick Cheney!!!”
“What about the cow, Mr. Bush?”
“The cow? Oh the COW!!! Oh, that’s Mr. Ashcroft…and the sheep is Rumsfeld…we all like to have a foursome…”

#1: Bill Clinton reliving his glory days in the oval office…oh MONICA BAAA like a Sheep for me!
#2: Further proof that the aging of the baby boomers is going to be pure hell on Gen X
#3: Dad has never been happier since we moved him to the new nursing home
#4: The DNC reveals it’s new campaign strategy promising a inflatable sheep in every home.

This guy looks really upset. Maybe because he was forced into wearing that
git-up, and put in an awkward position. 😕 Anyway, I hope that when my husband gets that old, he will grow out of his fetish of wearing my lingerie, and beastiality. Also I hope that he will learn how to control his anger in a positive way. 😡 I hate it when he stretches out my new teddy!! 👿

“In a super exclusive, on-line blogger “DAVEZILLA” obtained a copy of the photo the deputy press secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, Brian Doyle, who was arrested on charges of using the Internet to try to seduce a 14-year-old girl, sent to her in an effort to get her to have sex with him”

As creepy as it is it kind of looks like him. Worst of all the whole get up looks like it FITS him! :puke:

Oh yea it’s Super Bush!
Liberator of the oppressed
Savior of the economy (hey it’s the economy stupid and it is kicking ass!)
Jailer of those who would do harm to the US
Destroyer of the Taliban (hey Mr. taliban….)
Going boldly where his father never could (like Iraq & a second term…)
Look up in the sky, it’s a bird. it’s a plane…
No it’s SUUUUPPPPPERRRR BUSH!!!!!!!!

“You see that gentleman over there?”
“The one in the questionable attire?”
“Yes.”
“I see the aforementioned gentleman.”
“That’s you that is, indulging in your wildest fantasies.”
“I see. Do you see the plastic sheep in his lap?”
“I do indeed.”
“That’s your girlfriend.”

OMG!!!! Where do I begin??? Why would anyone want to screw an inflatable pigs when there are so many live ones out there?Why is Grandpa in fishnets??I think Im traumatized worse that I was before.(Put you hands on your hips. And bring your knees inside. Its a pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaaane. Lets do the time warp again!!!!!)