I actually feel very strongly about suicide and it's implications for your family and friends and the devistation it can cause. However after catching 4 minutes of Meet the Spartans I had my head in my friends oven. I'd imagine this would produce a similar reaction.

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he's ruining my buestiful threat!

"She must have known about all this before she let that grinning loon put his space-cock anywhere near her?" horribleives

i hadn't been to the movies for ages, and the mrs picked this one as it fit in with the babysitter, i can honestly say I was quite pleasantly surprised. It showed a deft comic touch and a knowing affectionate knowledge of the subject matter and several masterful comic performances. I give it a ten out of ten. I heartily recommend it, purely to those who have a pre-conceived avoidance of these types of films as I think you will be hugely entertained.

I think this movie was okey, some of the jokes are hit and miss, but the actors, particuly the lead girl who was supposed to play Kristen Stewart, I thourght she was spot on with her unnessassery signing and hair figiting

Twilight haters, lend me your ears! Vampire Sucks is a funny mickey take of the annoying saga that is STILL running until 2012 when it finally ends (hooray!) The pefomances were great, especially the girl who did a fantastic job of Kirsten Stewart's constant pushing her hair and moody faces. While Twilight lovers would be outraged by this and others wouldn't enjoy it at all, Vampire Sucks is a must see for anyone who loved Scary Movie, Meet The Spartans, Date Movie or just a hater for all things Twilight.

Twilight haters, lend me your ears! Vampire Sucks is a funny mickey take of the annoying saga that is STILL running until 2012 when it finally ends (hooray!) The pefomances were great, especially the girl who did a fantastic job of Kirsten Stewart's constant pushing her hair and moody faces. While Twilight lovers would be outraged by this and others wouldn't enjoy it at all, Vampire Sucks is a must see for anyone who loved Scary Movie, Meet The Spartans, Date Movie or just a hater for all things Twilight.

despite other sites i would strongly reccomend this film. i saw this with a couple of mates and we were rolling with laughter. every joke or stunt cracked us up.if u hate twilight then this spoof, taking the piss out of twilight, is for you

The actors play exactly the type of caricature of their spoof-ies thats needed, and the atmosphere is actually recreated, and then mocked. So with those cases, Vampires Suck is Seltzer and Friedberg's most effective parody since the original Scary Movie. However, the film still remains one of the worst of 2010, as nothing can make up for 83 minutes of fart jokes, vulgar gags, and pop-culture references.