MIDDLE EAST: No Kisses for Achmed Bond

He moves with the speed of an aroused
mongoose. His brilliant black eyes swiftly size up the enemies who are
always near bydrunken Americans, leering Rhodesians, simpering
Portuguese and, particularly, shifty Israelis. His photoelectric brain
registers all details equally quickly. His life consists of "violent
periods interspersed with short pauses spent in simple pleasures," but
those pleasures include neither smoking nor drinking. Women? With his
athlete's body and his eagle's profile, he is catnip to the ladies, but
he spurns them particularly those with wanton Western ways. He is a
gentle...