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Sunday, 24 August 2014

Burl reviews Premature Burial! (1962)

Ha ha, the bell tolls twelve, and it’s Burl! I’m here to
review one of the Roger Corman Poe movies, and if you know immediately what I’m
talking about, then you’re in the right place! (And if you think to yourself
that Corman prefigured this series with the walled-up black cat in A Bucket of Blood, you’re doubly in the
right place – sit don and have a brandy, ha ha!) However, if you need a little
reminder that, between 1960 and 1965, Roger Corman made a series of relatively
lavish movies based on Edgar Allen Poe stories (with a little Lovecraft tossed
in the mix, ha ha), then don’t worry, friend, you’re still in the right place!

The one I’m talking about today, Premature Burial (no “The” in the credits, ha ha!) is probably not
anyone’s favourite of the Poe pictures (unless they’re a big fan of Ray
Milland), but neither is it likely to be at the bottom of the list either,
unless they hate Ray Milland! It’s unique in that it stars not Vincent Price in
the leading role, but rather, you guessed it, Frank Stallone! I mean Ray
Milland, ha ha!

Milland plays Guy, an artist with a morbid fear of being
buried alive! Ha ha, this terror stems from his conviction that his father, a
cataleptic, was interred alive these many years ago! Guy’s uptight sister
disputes this, as does his would-be fiancée Emily, as does Emily’s father Dr.
Gault (who’s played by Alfred from Batman,
ha ha!), and as does family friend Miles Archer! The only person in the
perpetually fog-shrouded house who doesn’t appear to have an opinion is the
butler!

But there’s something afoot! Guy and Emily end up getting
married after all, but Guy’s personality shifts violently, and he becomes worried
and snappish! He retreats into a self-built crypt and paints dark and terrible
paintings! And he outfits his crypt with all manner of escape mechanisms, which
he shows off proudly in a terrific scene halfway through the picture! Emily and
the rest finally convince him that he mustn’t dwell so on this unlikely
eventuality, and they persuade him to blow up the safety crypt!

Things go wrong from there, and indeed there is a burial
alive, and many of the characters come to various sorts of sticky ends! There’s
a pair of gravediggers played by John Dierkes (the Tall Soldier from John
Huston’s The Red Badge of Courage)
and the great Dick “Apache Woman”
Miller! Dierkes gets a pretty stiff neck-twist and Miller a fatal poking! We
also have death by electricity and gunfire, and all of this takes place among
freighter-sized drifts of studio smoke!

The picture looks great, with extremely atmospheric
widescreen photography and marvelous sets! Milland is pretty good, but sort of
one-note; and the rest of the cast is solid but unremarkable – except of course
Miller, with his top hat and dirty mole teeth! It’s a pretty talky picture too,
but does offer up some scares and shudders and the solid Corman craftsmanship
that was on view during this period! I enjoyed the picture, even if it was a
bit stuffy, and I’ll give it two and a half pullcord escape hatches!