For far too long, dragons have been terrorizing helpless goats and children in the Seven Kingdoms, and it's time to do something about it. Call 1-800-DRA-CARYS to donate to the worthy cause of catching fire-breathing dragons and finding them forever catacombs. And heads up! If you call in the next 30 minutes, you'll be sent…

First of all, Sofia Coppola really is directing a live-action film version of "The Little Mermaid." Secondly, I don't think it's going to be that far off from what this Funny or Die spoof -- starring AnnaSofia Robb and Evan Peters -- presents. A melancholy hipster romance, set to great music with lots of late-afternoon su…

I find it impossible to separate Michelle Dockery from Lady Mary, her character on "Downton Abbey," and apparently neither can she. Even when playing Connie Tough, a bad ass cop in "Tough Justice" alongside Michael Chiklis -- on TNT, natch -- her hoity-toity side comes out. There is a prim and proper way to fight…

The best part of last night's Edward Norton-hosted "Saturday Night Live" was this digital short, a mock trailer for the Wes Anderson-directed horror flick, "The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders." It features all of the classic Wes Anderson tropes: actors like Owen Wilson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tilda Swinton, and Danny Glover; a pair of precocious childre…

I have been feeling complex emotions about Miley Cyrus lately -- I begrudgingly love her new album, Bangerz; I hate that she made fun of Sinead O'Connor's mental issues -- but she earned some points back with me with this spoof on "Saturday Night Live." A raunchy remix of "We Can't Stop" about the government shutdown,…

Who's excited for the third season of "Girls"?! I am, especially after seeing this new promo which indicates the show is finally getting a dose of real diversity. Hannah has a new roommate -- and she's from Albania! Surely nothing will make whiny twentysomethings Hannah, Marnie, Shoshanna and Jessa realize how good they have it…

Jimmy Fallon only has six months left as the host of "Late Night" before he takes over at "The Tonight Show," and he has a lot of work to do. Watch as he brings on a partner, zips up his hazmat suit and starts slinging jokes instead of Walter White's signature blue meth in this ridiculously spot-o…

Why did it take comedian Eliot Glazer playing Robin Thicke for me to realize how sleazy this guy looks? The gelled hair, the aviator sunglasses, the one-too-open-buttons shirt ... I know that's maybe not the point of this "Robin Thicke Talk Show" spoof, but I got some serious douchechills. [YouTube]…

Addicted to the Facebook/smartphone game Candy Crush? Then you'll relate to this faux trailer for "Candy Crush: The Movie." Once you play the game long enough, you do start to lose yourself! Candy Crush dependency is no joke, you guys. I've been stuck on Level 79 for…

Is it possible there could be an episode of "The Bachelor" where the tears flow more freely and the tantrums are explosive? Why yes, yes there could be. It's called "The Baby Bachelor"! It's segment on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," starring his very own preschool-aged nephew Wesley, who is the sweetest bachelor that series has ever…

I thought Ian James Walters was extremely attractive ... until he opened his mouth and sang Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" like Gollum. You know, the creepy guy from "Lord Of The Rings"? I guess we can say he's attractive and talented. [The Mary Sue]…

Don't get me wrong, I love that Taylor Swift song "22." I just don't remember what 22 was like anymore. Breakfast at midnight? Who is still awake at midnight? "It seems like every day my newsfeed is crowded / too many newborns / uh uh uh" ... yup, that's my life. [YouTube]…

Dannon's Birth Control on the Bottom Yogurt makes it so you don't to choose between the only two things that matter to you as a women according to TV. Mmm, crunchy! And it kills two birds with one spoonful -- you'll be regular in terms of your period and your butt period. Score! [via Yahoo!]…

Another James Franco "art" project! Here he is with a Justin Bieber wig and cap spoofing the song "Boyfriend" with his "Spring Breakers" costar Ashley Benson ... and some other comeley lass. Rrrow! It gets a little NSFW towards the end. I don't remember quite so much butt in the real "Boyfriend" video.

I wondered for a looonnnggg time why MTV stopped playing music videos. But then I got bored of wondering and just stopped watching MTV. Except for "Jersey Shore" because sometimes I like reality shows about vapid people. This installment of "Ask A Network Head" is a spoof, but with a very healthy dose of truth.

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Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…