Ryan Reynolds Replies To Horny Fans On Twitter And It’s Hilarious

When it comes to Twitter, there are certain celebrities who simply have it down pat and Ryan Reynolds is one of them. He’s long been one of our favorite celebrities on the micro blogging site and he has found a new way to generate laughter: by providing kind and polite replies to the horny tweets that are provided by those who stalk his timeline with thoughts that are not always pure.

Some fans simply do not know how to keep their innermost desires to themselves and this has led to some hilarious exchanges between the dreamboat and his fan base. One fan wanted to find out more about how his wife handles all of the attention that he gets on Twitter, but according to Reynolds, his wife IS the attention that he gets on Twitter. What a rascal she is if this is true.

Most stars would elect not to respond to a request to “murder their vagina”, while others would probably slide into the DMs to see if they could make this person’s dream come true. Not Ryan Reynolds, though. This is a man who is far too busy with the important task of holding up his infant niece. How could you heathens bother a man who is at a christening, of all places?

Another fan decided to let Reynolds know about their BDSM fantasies that involve him. He was too busy praying to take them up on the offer, though. Meanwhile, a wild dolphin fishing trip would soon be disrupted by another horny fan who wanted Reynolds to do some interesting things involving a chopstick and their sphincter. Luckily, his fishing duties precluded him from paying too much attention.

Poor Ryan….he can’t even pay his visit to his dearest Nana without experiencing the horny and inappropriate behavior of the Reynolds Hive. These requests only continue to get more and more depraved, but Reynolds remains unflappable. His commitment to spending time with family and remaining dedicated to his religious studies in the face of such admiration is truly worthy of all the praises.

While other celebrities resort to name calling and taunts in order to get unruly fans to behave themselves while they are in their Twitter mentions, Reynolds elects to take the opposite tack and simply have fun with it. We commend him for his great sense of humor and hope that these fans keep it coming, so that we can read more excellent tweets!