White Goodman: We should mate.Kate Veatch: What?White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.[Kate retches, then forces it down]White Goodman: Are you okay?Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.

Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H. [Scott snickers] What?Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.

Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.David: There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?Andy Stitzer: Yeah.David: Well, this is... It's called School of... You know...Andy Stitzer: That's nice.David: But it stars Jack Black Cock.Andy Stitzer: That makes sense.