Since Paul was never meme’d quite as often as his co-hosts, I decided to create a new template for him. I was inspired by his unique (and sometimes baffling) commercial reads.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “Paul Scheer: America’s Pitchman”.
Template:

Oh boy. The best word I could use to describe this movie would be "insufferable." It starts out wanting to be a wacky family comedy, ends up trying to be a black comedy, and fails to be at all funny in either extreme.
Rick Moranis is tired and uninterested, Tom Arnold is schizophrenic, and the rest of the cast is wallpaper. I can't remember the last time I so desperately wanted a movie to be over.
With that in mind, I can't wait to hear what Paul, June, and Jason have to say about all this.
Also of note:
The "Tommy LaSorda Baseball"-esque movie poster
'90s love interest #236
A complete waste of Curtis Armstrong
What else am I forgetting?