Who Are These People?

So, as I skip gleefully through my Feedburner stats, I come across the distressing fact that I'm getting a bunch of hits from Google searches for the likes of "nery castillo shirtless" or "frankie simek shirtless" or, most distressingly, "kyle beckerman shirtless". Kyle Beckerman shirtless? What is the world coming to and what kind of sick puppies inhabit it? Ah well, in the interests of universal brotherhood and goodwill to all men, I give you . . . Kyle Beckerman shirtless. Enjoy!