Tuesday, May 8

Quality service

A husband goes to Frederick's of Hollywood, looking to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets a $200 outfit. But he wants something even more sheer. She pulls out another for $350, but he wants something even more sheer.

"This one, for $500, is the most sheer that we have," the salesclerk says finally; and he says without hesitation: ""I'll take it!"

So he goes home to his wife and shows it to her, and asks her to put it on for him. Upstairs, she takes one look at it and thinks, this thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice whether I am wearing it or not. I can take it back for a refund, and he won't know the difference.

So she comes out wearing nothing at all. Striking a pose at the top of the stairs, she asks, "So, how do you like it?"