HOW TO WIN 88.7% of the VOTE – click for tip

So what is the tip to getting 88.7% ? Do as Syria’s President Assad did! Gas your citizens so that they flee for their lives to refugee camps in other countries so that they can’t vote ….the only ones left behind to vote are your buddies and your family, the ones you are not trying to gas to death.

Note the vote is in per cent age (88.7%), not actual vote number. If there are 8 people in your family of 10 who vote for you, you get 80% of the vote! Big deal