Lionel Horsepackage wrote:Yeah, there are some real avant-poseur hipsters out there who follow a vegan diet, not out of any type of legitimate concern for animal welfare or whatever, but simply because it's "cool." The "trendy" thing to do.

You see them around all the time in the vegan restaurants, vintage music stores, and other places near where I live, just waiting for a scene to happen, and it makes my bitchslap-hand start trembling.

I used to work in a coffee shop...don't get me started

If there's anything I've learned from working with monkeys, it's that there is no problem which cannot be solved by flinging poo at it.

aww ... well, alright ... but you're gonna have to feed him and clean up after him

and remember that time you forgot about Sloey and left him out in the snow forthree days and he ended up under that fat lady's porch up in Canada ? you criedfor a month after that, I don't wanna go thru all that again ....

just remember to divide up your attention evenly,so AToE doesn't get jealous and go around peeingon stuff (again) ....

But Papa, I NEVER cried over Sloey. It was GP that I missed and AToE is a good boy (most of the time)

But don't worry. I think this guy can take care of himself. I'll keep a safe distance.

What fear is there in the night? Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.