1547 hours, Saturday 17th September. The run started with a smallish hill to be climbed…. so original. Meanwhile the hash master, with his very muscular and strong body, could NOT make his way up the first hill, so I was forced to respect my elder and drag him (the roti he ate for lunch did not help).
Soon after that rather disturbing event, I noticed that one of the hares was taking pictures. That really wasn’t what made me angry, what upset me was the fact that he didn’t take any pictures of me. Forgetting that unpleasant incident, I noticed that there was river filled with crayfish. To think the odacity of the people on the run, NO one was kind enough to catch the crayfish and make a barbecue.
Normally the hash trash is only about what happened during the hash but I feel the need to tell you that the hashers known as Simon and Nirmala were getting married and didn’t invite the hashers. What’s up with that if it were up to me they would have gotten married right here on the hash. But instead right now as you’re reading the hash trash they are getting married and again didn’t invite us.

During the down downs hash master Mahashma was overthrown by two people (firstly by his assistant hash master and secondly by a past hash master). Immediately after that he got the sacred hash tradition known as the poofta (Duh, Duh, Duh ) for some reason the hash master Mahashma found a way to earn himself the poofta not once but twice while in his current position of power and many, many times before how long will this continue. And to think he is also trying to find a way to give me, L the poofta. I say that he can keep trying.

Now on to more important issues if any of you can figure out who wrote this hash trash will get a special prize. Those of you who already know please don’t rat me out.

L

I am unable to attend today’s Hash because of my son Simons wedding to Nirmala .That’s right I got rid of two in one year. One more to go.For this I was given the poofter shirt once again. I don’t think there has been a Hash Master in the history of hashing who has gotten the poofter shirt so many times. It’s really quite unfair.

So now you have Taz in charge with her side kick the wanna be Hash Master Ash.( May the force preserve you all )!

Karen has resigned from the Committee,we all thank you for the sterling service you have done in the past. Thank you Karen. Also our man from the CIA Mike Hale is being recalled to Langley Virginia. My information tells me he will be placed in California where he will continue to monitor Hash Emails and BBM’s. It was nice having you with us Mike, but I will soon spot your replacement.