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Dating Rumors Involving Jessica Resurface

Last year, rumors circulated online that Girls’ Generation’s Jessica and 2PM’s Taecyeon were dating. At the time, Jessica dismissed those rumors as being false and admitted that she “couldn’t forget her first love”, a mysterious person later revealed as someone named “Aircon”.

During a recent radio show appearance, the Girls’ Generation members were asked about Aircon and whether or not he and Jessica are dating. Sooyoung jokingly said, “All of the members think that they are secretly dating. Jessica won’t admit it to us, but we think she must just be embarrassed.”

Hyoyeon proclaimed, “After our schedules are finished, we often see Aircon pick up Jessica so that they can leave together, and we don’t know where they go.” Sunny added, “Their friendship had been so close for so long that we didn’t think it was unusual that they spent so much time together. One day we all started to wonder if it was possible that Jessica and Aircon are dating.”

Yoona revealed the most surprising piece of gossip as she said, “There seems to be some pushing and pulling between them. They seemed almost inseparable during the summertime, but lately as the weather has started to cool off, they seem somewhat tense and uncomfortable around each other.” Taeyeon had a serious expression on her face as she remarked, “Winter is approaching, and we worry that Jessica and Aircon are going to drift apart.”

Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.

Author’s note: After an entire year (a little bit more, actually) of silly and nonsensical stories, the Cucumber has reached its final edition. After today, there will be no more Cucumber stories. But don’t fret, dear Soshified members, because there are plenty of great original features that are being produced regularly by the Soshified writers! Thank you for reading the Cucumber over this past year and for the wonderful comments you’ve left on all of them!

Written by: cucumberoni@soshified
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im gonna missed “The cucumber edition”. I’ve always been a fan of this column. :) coz of the hilarious thing that you features. :) so sad that this will be the last article that i will able to read. no more next next saturday. TT_TT aiiigooo….

awwwwwww!!! this is the final edition of cucumber it’s so sad this is
one of the column I always look forward to too bad no more hilarious edition
of cucumber well the first edition is aboutJessica and Aircon Iremember it
was too funnys and it ends with them too kekeke!!! bye bye cucumber