Announcing Vancouver Barista Snob

EDIT: This was an April fools joke. I’m obviously not intending to create a site so ridiciulous, even though dozens of you think it’s an amazing idea!

We’re really excited to announce a new spin-off from the Vancouver Coffee Snob brand. Announcing Vancouver Barista Snob, the definitive way to rate your barista.

In our patented, trademarked, copyrighted and robo-guarded system, we allow you, the lowly peasants lovely people of Vancouver, to give your baristas a rating out of ten in various important aspects of their careers:

But wait, it doesn’t stop there! We’re implementing a mandatory donation system in order to influence your own rating as a barista!

Don’t like your review? Simply pay us and we’ll improve your rating! Don’t like another barista, pay even more and we’ll drop their score!

We’re creating a totally unbiased system of rating that’s limited only by your ability to spend money, neat huh?

To find out more, reach out to us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram or just join the angry mob that is forming, but don’t forget your pitchfork!

Happy April fools day, you fools!

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The Vancouver Coffee Snob is the highest rated coffee reviewer there has ever been on this site. Which makes sense really, as he's the only one posting on here.
His reviews should, at best, not be trusted and there's no substance to the rumor that he has a jar of instant coffee in his kitchen.
Ultimately his heart is in the right place. Physically that is... he's actually a bit of imbecile in person.