This morning after getting to the yard, my boss handed me the computer to go over our route today, then I went and got everything ready in the truck. Ron (the driver) hops in and starts going over the route in the computer also.

My boss opens up the passenger door (which is where I was sitting, obviously) and starts to tell Ron that he didn't shut the computer down right last night and that it didn't save any of the information he had entered. Well, Ron said he shut it down fine, and then they started arguing, with me literally in the middle of it.

Well, last night I ate some home made tacos, and was feeling the affects of some delicious re fried beans this morning. After about a minute of them arguing, I decided to let out a huge fart that was extremely loud. Chris, my boss, stopped in mid sentence and was staring at me with the classic "WTF?" look, with Ron also staring at me. Then, the smell hit us all, and we all dove out of the truck laughing.

After that, the argument was over, and the rest of the day went smoothly. Well, maybe not really smooth since the taco's were really giving me some hell. With that said, I am going to go have some leftovers

That sounds like something I would do. Of course if were to smoke weed and did that in congress, the first 4 rows would probably get the munchies.

I done this today in the post office. 2 old guys were having a conversation and I said excuse me several times but they wouldn't move. I couldn't check my mail so I ripped a nice juicy, wet, fragrant ,fudgy fart and the stinch alone would mutilate flowers. They moved then that's for sure. I hate it when old people don't move after you politely ask them to.

My wife and I got into an elevated exchange when we went out tonight. I thought about using the magical Poo-Gas defense a few times but then I remembered that I had no idea about when and where to apply it effectively so I was forced to stick to objectivity and logic. I was so tempted though. But I didn't want to make a rookie mistake and abuse it.