Posted:24th Sep 2002As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

Posted:12th Jan 2011You know what, I don't think I ever put myself up for auction in the past.

So.. *takes a deep breathe* OK I put myself up.

I am a mid 20's female, living in London UK. I work in Circus, and enjoy juggling and hooping a lot. I love reading, cake and wine. My perfect night in is reading on the sofa with a glass (bottle) of red wine and some cake. I also collect rubber ducks.

For Pink I bid:1 confizzalatron.5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice."You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

For Pink I bid:1 confizzalatron.5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.

Posted:15th Jan 2011In 5 1/2 years I've never had the balls to put myself up for auction so here goes....

Bargain Basement time:

Somewhat dated model but not a bad runner, several previous careless owners, deficient in all but basic technology and limited performance but plenty of heart and soul. Good cook and excellent listener. Easily controlled with flowers and a few kind words.

please don't make me beg......

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'Euonymous Europeus

Posted:8th Feb 2011Ok i will put myself up for auction so...here goes..

I'm an 18 yr old hooper, also use levisticks. learning poi and hopefully soon staff on the side. Just a starter at performing but pretty good at what i do so far

Talents include gaming, pretty decent at cooking, and love to dance. Love almost any music including techno, dubstep, rock, etc. can't stand country though. Thankfully I am pretty easily entertained, but also easily distracted its fun though!

I also like smiley faces lol EDITED_BY: Istra (1297192187)

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

For Pink...a glimpse of a bottle of Don Julio 1942 tequila (anejo)A map to the location of the holy mail (like the holy grail cept it has postage stamps)3 used (yet loved) guitar strings,and a teddy dragon stuffed with special seasoned popcorn.

For Star Child:Case of GuinnessPony Keg of hawaiian punch3 bottles of rootbeer on the wall,the eastern tip of Alaska,and a Green miniature buddha statue.