Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Well, he was sober enough to figure out the lighting system. That's a lot more coherent than most of the Santa's I remember from my childhood. Some of 'em would even get crotchety when I asked them to repeat my gift list back to me for confirmation.

I would disagree with the lady from Indiana. F@#K OFF can be an appropriate message at Christmas time when you have the whole family together and Uncle Ed has had his sixth Egg Nog and wants to tell you why you are wrong about everything and how when he was your age everything was better.