I'VE BEEN DOING PS90 FOR ABOUT 74 YEARS NOW EVER SINCE AN ADVANCED ALIEN RACE NOTICED MY INCREDIBLE LEVELS OF MAX PWNAGE ON ONLINE GAMEPLAY FOR CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS AND TOOK ME TO A NEIGHBORING GALAXY TO TEACH THEIR STAR RECRUITS ADVANCING SKILLS IN SNIPING GRIEFING AND CALLING EVERYBODY F****T. SINCE I CLEANSED THEIR STAR SYSTEMS OF ALL NOOBS I WAS HURTLED FORWARD IN TIME HUNDREDS OF YEARS IN A BLACK-GRAVITY VORTEX SO THAT I COULD PLAY NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT GENERATION ZELDA GAMES (THEY farkING SUCK BY THE WAY) AND COMPETE AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF ASTRO-TEMPORAL GAMEPLAY USING TELEPATHY TO INSTANTLY GRIEF HUGE QUEERS WHO HAVE PATHETIC SHOOTER RATIOS, KEEP TRYING TO PLAY AS MEDICS AND SUCK HELLA BALLS. PS90 IS NOT FOR EVERYONE BUT THANKS TO ADVANCED LOW-G MEATSPACE CONSOLING I HAVE MANAGED TO CUT DOWN TO ONLY 16 PINTS OF GAMER FUEL PER DAY AND SHREDDED TOTALLY GROSS NASTY ONES INSIDE CONTAINED ATMOSPHERIC ENVIRONMENTS. MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES IN CANADA AND YOU DON'T KNOW HER