Speaking of sucking, being a minion has to really suck. You constantly have to be at someone’s side to take care of whatever they need, and if you’re not obedient, you could very well end up with your neck on a chopping block. Now that we think about it … can anyone point us to where we can find a few good minions?

As Eric’s offspring and primary aide, Pam knows how to advance her maker’s agendas (while pulling off one hell of a skirt/sweater combo). Beneath this vampire’s polished demeanor, however, lies the lethal instinct that has made her an asset to someone as ruthless as Eric.