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10 Ways To Know That You’re Dating A Boy, Not A Man

You know that awkward moment when you find out that the guy you’re dating just isn’t…how do we say it…mature? He’s irresponsible, or too erratic, or simply just seems to be unwilling to grow up. Sure, he might be fun, but in the end, you have to let that guy go, especially if you want to find someone to fulfill you. Here are ten ways to know that you’re dating a boy, not a man, so that you can pull the plug before you get in too deep.

Here we go.

Number 1: You just picked him up from school.

Because you’re his mother.

That’s gross.

You’re gross.

And you’re going to jail. Your hopes of ever being respected again have just been dashed. The whole community is going to shun you, and your friends and family won’t be able to look you in the eye. Your career is going to spiral into nothingness, and your life will be a husk of what it once was.