“Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.”~ Ronald Reagan, Jan. 20, 1981

Draft Pedro Celis for Congress!!!

The search to find a Midstream candidate for every Congressional district where one of those detestable “conservatives” might attempt to run has an ANSWERin the First Congressional District.

And it is a potential SUPERSTAR!

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I’m proud to introduce my good friend and ally, Pedro Celis! a trusted Midstream leader in Washington. Pedro is a spearhead of the illegal immigration amnesty movement for many years, founder and former chair of our radical amnesty advocates, the Washington National Hispanic Assembly and former NATIONAL chair of NHA, co-founder and original part owner, along with the Sotelos, of the Plaza Bank that makes loans to, and transfers funds for, our undocumented friends, and a reliable supporter of Midstream, amnesty-oriented politicians (like St. John McCain). Pedro would not be caught dead working with conservatives. On our side for more than a decade, we can trust him.

Pedro with other Amnesty leaders

There are three reasons Pedro is our perfect candidate:

Being filthy rich and coming from the Microsoft Community, Pedro Celis’ Campaign will have (or can claim) more money than other Republicans. As you know this means (and we will repeat ad infinitum) that he is the “only one who can win.” Money is everything.

As a leader of the illegal immigration movement he will have that rare commodity for those of us who are elite Midstreamers, a true grassroots. Instead of attempting to get honest elections, which was our mistake for Rossi in 2004, this time we will have more illegal votes than THEY do. LOL!

This move has already been pre-cleared with all our Midstream Party Officials and County Republican leaders. Sotelo and VanWerven and Crabtree have already moved to close doors and cut off other Republican contenders until a coming “anointed one” arrives.

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This crowd would thrill Vladimir Obama, and Karl Marx and may even secure the endorsement of Raul Castro….. But might well fit into the Peoples Republic of Washington….. there was a time when endorsing anti- lawful behavior would get a jail cell instead of a Congressional nomination…. GOD HELP US.

The word from the latest underground is that Pedro Celis, maybe aware that his pride and joy issue, ‘AMNESTY,’ is not as well received as he was told by the national ‘RNC on HIGH,’ is now meeting in little group sessions throughout the 1st CD… and telling them he is definitely NOT for amnesty!

His Orwellian interpretation of the word escapes the average thinker of course!

But nonetheless, he is reportedly now saying he is against amnesty…

or, at least leaving that impression of his ‘exact words’;

or maybe leaving that image like a mirage or echo… ‘nooo ammmmnestyyyy’;

or maybe a holograph of his ‘anti-Pedro personage’… saying ‘no ammnesstyyy…