Got a problem with the law? With bailiffs? Or debt collectors? Then why not contact us?

We don’t always offer our help for free, but we can provide you with our frank, no-nonsense advise on a one-to-one basis in exchange for a contribution to this site.

We can advise you on the swiftest and most effective lawful way of dispensing with both bailiffs, debt collectors and the debt itself!

We can advise you on how best to exploit the police complaints system and how to obtain every piece of information the police hold on you.

We can advise you on how to begin a compensation claim against the police without the need for an expensive solicitor or a no-win-no-fee lawyer.

If you want someone to look at your police complaint and advise you on the best way to pursue a civil claim, we can help you there too.

Our advise is ongoing, strictly confidential and unique. You can send us any documents you wish for us to peruse, which are all kept on an encrypted secure drive. We will make no judgements upon you or your situation.

We are not a ‘law service’ and we are not bound by the constrictive codes of the law society. Our emphasis is always on the individual irrespective of the authority they are combatting.

And if you are not 100% happy with the advise we give then we will refund your donation, no quibbles.

In general we would ask that you make a £25 donation to the site via Paypal for our personal, one-on-one advice. You will only have to make that payment once and we will assist you until your problem is solved.

For basic advice on how to combat bailiffs and debt collectors we ask that you make a £10 donation via Paypal. For this we will give you extensive advice on how to protect and rid yourself of these doorstep cockroaches, based upon whichever situation you currently find yourself in.

Our services are reserved specifically for individuals and we will not respond if you contact us on behalf of a business.

If you are unsure if we can help you or what contribution we may ask, then please e-mail us with a brief outline of your troubles and we will promptly respond.