It could be pitch black out during the dead of the night when there
is not a ray of light around and “That Guy” would still cling to his
sunglasses more than Roddy Piper in They Live.
He didn’t just come from the eye doctor after getting drops put in,
he isn’t Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles, and he certainly isn’t a
celebrity with the paparazzi chasing him for pictures. He will most
likely be a hipster with a pair of ironic sunglasses, a preppy with
aviators, or a guido with a pair of Dior or Louie Vuitton oversized
sunglasses glasses.
Apparently only “That Guy” and Corey Hart* wear their sunglasses at night.
* I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.
- That sounds about right for “That Guy.”