Chuckle of the Day – Ducks In Heaven

Ducks In Heaven

Three women die together in an accidentAnd go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,‘We only have one rule here in heaven:Don’t step on the ducks!’

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,There are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,And although they try their best to avoid them,The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. Peter chains them together and says,‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is toSpend eternity chained to this ugly man!’

The next day,The second woman steps accidentally on a duckAnd along comes St. Peter,Who doesn’t miss a thing.With him is another extremely ugly man.He chains them togetherWith the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,Not wanting to be chainedFor all eternity to an ugly man, is very,VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go monthsWithout stepping on any ducks,ButOne day St.Peter comes up to herWith the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on….Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,‘I wonder what I did to deserve beingChained to you for all of eternity?’