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Leave the Astrolabe, Take the Cannoli

To be serious, the Horsehead Nebula was discovered by Williamina Fleming, who looked absolutely nothing like Jack Woltz. The Horsehead Nebula is so named because it looks like a horse head. Sort of. If you squint really hard and maybe look at a picture of a horse instead.

Hey! Are you in the Dallas Proper area? You should come to the Dallas Sci Fi expo at the Irving Convention Center. I’m there! Say hi! Then rush past me awkwardly because I made you say hi to me! Dance puppet dance!

Anyway, I’m gonna head out to clean up the house some. You know why? Because I’m actually making this post…ON THURSDAY! That’s right! You’re communicating with the past!! Have sentient carrots enslaved humanity like I predicted? They’re wily sons of guns, I tell ya.