Flashing consultant

I actually posted this as a reply to a fantasy in the other forum, but it is an actual experience so thought it appropriate to post here too.

One day, whilst wondering who,how to flash next, (do you get days like that?)I stripped off in the bedroom and set up the camera with the tripod and timer, and as the red light on the camera blinked, so I raised my hands and put a shocked expression on my face, (note I raised my hands, not lowered them), this was to give the impression that I had been caught with a semi stiffy by someone playing a prank on me.

Off to the photo developers, boy I had to go to 4 before I found one that was all female (sorry, no rush for me if they are male) and when I did, I explained that I had this roll of family snaps, and that my wife, pretended to take a shot of me one evening when we were drunk, and that she thought the film was finished, and that I didn't know whether or not the last snap would come out, but if it did, it might be a little "rude".

This served a dual purpose of making sure that all the girls would chat about this poor un-suspecting fellow, and get a good look at the 25th picture! I returned just over an hour later, and attempting to look sheepish, was about to ask whether or not.. you know, when two of the girls at the back of the booth started giggling and looking at me with knowing smiles.

I said to the cashier, "judging by the two girls there, the snap came out?" She said "yes, that's OK don't be embarrassed, we sometimes get couples developing blow by blow reels of their activities, yours was nothing."
"Nothing?" I exclaimed, "and proceeded to ask to see the snap, when extracted from the envelope, at the same time the the lass was joined at the counter by two of her colleages, I asked, turning the snap towards them "I hope you don't think 'THAT' is nothing?" "Hehe, the 3 of them looked and said Ooh no that's big, at which point I was virtually bursting I left thanking them, and they me.

I have had many a good spurt over that scene, and for me, tactical or not it was quite a thrill.

Unfortunately since then I have noticed that an older guy has started working at the machine in the developers, so I don't go by there any more even with the real family snaps, just to see the look in the girls eyes. -Priceless!

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