I offer all these professional and personal credentials not out of hubris, but to show you that even an average schmuck like me can rise out of obscurity and actually find success in one of the most competitive businesses in the world. And live to talk about it.

For the “Petes” of this world that I offer this website. I hope somehow it enlightens you, helps you hone your skills, makes you laugh and blesses your socks off. And I look forward to hearing from you often in the comment box, or at info@brianbird.net.