toofab: You just finished taping "Watch What Happens Live." What was your intention of going on the show? Jill: When they fired me I felt like it was a death. I wanted a chance to say goodbye to the fans because I didn’t know if I’d ever be on television again. I never had that chance until now.

(boo-hoo)

toofab: Looking at your twitter and the comments on our "Housewives" stories, people want to know why you were let go, even a year later. Jill: I think that’s why Andy had me on. Andy didn’t have any of the other Housewives on. I don’t think he’s ever had someone he’s let go on ["Watch What Happens Live"]. I think [Bravo] usually let someone go because they don’t get ratings and they don’t bring what they need. I think they got this wrong. I know they got this wrong.

toofab: Did they tell you specifically why they let you go? Jill: Yes they did. toofab: Did Andy break the news to you or the producers? Jill: Both. I will give Andy credit that after the producer made the phone call, Andy did follow up and call me himself. He did give me that respect. toofab: Besides the firing, what else was discussed? I also felt he brought up a lot of questions about Bethenny, which I wasn’t expecting. I thought there would be one or two questions, but I wasn’t expecting him to go on and on about Bethenny. But out of respect I answered as many questions honestly. I think it was an honest and candid interview between the two of us. I told him I thought he played favorites. I thought he was my parent and I thought he picked a side.

Yes, Jill, everyone picked a side…..it wasn’t your side

toofab: So you think he favored Bethenny over you? Jill: 100 percent. I told him I thought he played favorites with Bethenny and I gave him specific examples, one being his socializing with Bethenny. He invited Bethenny to certain events and didn’t other housewives. He got defensive … very. You’ll have to watch that. toofab: What else can we expect from your interview with Andy?

This is true. Bethenny Frankel, who made $120M. on her sale of SkinnyGirl Cocktails to Beam, was invited to Anderson Cooper‘s exclusive A-list party a few months ago. No other RH was invited. Andy Cohen and Bethenny have become A-Listers, no F-Listers invited.

Jill: You’ll have to watch and see Monday for his reason for firing me. Whether you believe him or not is up to you. He basically says they listened to the fans, focus groups and social media. Clearly, he invited me back because the fans demanded to see my face. I don’t know how many tweets and emails and letters Bravo got. Let me tell you what I get; I have over a million followers and 50-100 a day are emailing me. I’m happy to share letters. I actually brought to the set 100 letters that I got.

100 letters? How desperate! This is taking on undertones of "I will not be ignored, Dan’:……(.Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.)

Are the letters from Susan Saunders, her rather famous nom de plume from the Amazon-gate days, when she tried to destroy Bethenny Frankel’s writing career?

toofab: So that begs the question, if they ask you back for season 6, would you do it? Jill: I can’t say … meaning that I don’t know, not that I’m being evasive. I don’t have the answer to that. The fans feel very invested in me, my mother, my sister, especially [husband] Bobby. They love Bobby, they love [daughter] Ally, they adore [chihuahua] Ginger. And they were angry. I told this to Andy: my fans told me they boycotted your Season 5 to tell you to bring us back.

Wouldn’t you just love another season of Ginger eating the snot from Jill’s nose? How appealing is that? As for Ally Shapiro:

toofab: If you were brought back, will your contentious relationship with Ramona Singer be something you’re worried about? Jill: Ramona and I had a truce this summer. I’m in a good place with Ramona right now. She and I spoke over the summer and we buried the hatchet. I think Andy was shocked to hear that

Shocked because it’s a lie. Luann de Lesseps isn’t speaking to her either. . She did, however, manage to get into Aviva Drescher head, which explains some of her behavior toward Ramona and Sonja.

toofab: What’s life been like after the "Real Housewives?" Jill: I just came back from Europe and I’m so happy to say one of the largest retailers in the world is picking up Skweez Couture shapewear and my Jill Zarin Jewelry line, which is affordable everyday jewelry for every woman of all shapes and sizes. I just got my jewelry on Macys.com for Christmas. Both shapewear and jewerly are also in Lord & Taylor stores.

Also seen on the sale rack at Marshall’s

toofab: What about your TV prospects? Jill: My dream is to have my own reality show that has the flavor of "Seinfield" meets "Everybody Loves Raymond." That’s my dream show, I’m about to take it out and shop it and I hope my fans come Monday and show they do care and they want to see me back on TV. And believe me Bravo is where I started, they’re the ones that discovered me, they’re the ones that invested in me and maybe they’re the ones to ask me to have my own show.

So delusional. She still doesn’t know she’s too mean spirited to be funny or entertaining.

Kim Zolciak’s and Bethenny’s shows were amazingly successful and if I could bring the ratings Monday and it’s all about what the fans want, [Bravo] should listen. Out of all the housewives that have been fired or left I’m the only one still standing. None of the new housewives got a half a page in the Daily News on the day of their own reunion. They’re not on Andy’s show. And I’m not comparing; I’m happy for them, I’m not jealous of them and I hope they’re not jealous of me. But I want to come back for the fans.

As Bethenny Frankel stated on the Season 3 reunion, Jill always counts. Will we watch? Of course, if only to see her make a fool of herself…again. She’ll think we’ll watch because we love her.