Slit your throat, and pump nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die

And all the dudes, you know Im talkin to you

[Scene cuts to a group of guys]

Guys: WE LOVE YOU NATALIE!

Natalie Portman: I wanna fuck you too P is for Portman P is for pussy Ill kill your fuckin dog for fun, so dont push me

[Switches back to interview]

Chris Parnell: Wow, Natalie Im surprised all of this from a Harvard graduate.

Natalie Portman: Well, theres a lot you may not know about me.

Chris Parnell: Really, such as?

[Cuts to Natalie rapping in a cap and gown]

Natalie Portman: When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday I cheated every test And snorted all the Yay I got a def posse You got a bunch of dudes Ill sit right there on your face and take a shit

[Cut to Natalie, Andy Samberg enters scene dressed as a Viking]

Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a badass bitch (Hell Yeah!) And I always pay for your dry cleanin When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?) As for the drug use Well I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you, helllp

[Again scene goes back to Chris interviewing Natalie]

Chris Parnell: Okie-dok, Natalie one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it b

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn View all posts by Don Roy King