What’s scary about the whole Chickenhead Productions empire is that THEY REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THESE MOUTH-BREATHING FUCKTARDS ARE THINKING, AND *WHY*. It’s not just “parody,” they really nail those motherfuckers to the WALL.

Whitehouse.org is hysterical, too — they do really good work. I love all of their shit, even when it’s more-than-slightly-wince-inducing.

Nailing these motherfuckers to a wall… that’s a cause I can get behind! I’m sure I got a nailgun around here… it ain’t a SUPER nailgun from the original Quake, but it’ll get the job done. Still wondering what I did with that Quad Damage powerup. Hope someone didn’t use it to open a jar or something.