Some of the fine folks of Pennsylvania are getting ready to take on the state’s ban on same-sex marriages, but Governor Tom Corbett is none to happy about this and putting up a fight against the pending legal challenge. And the best way to do this? Why, go on television and compare gay marriage to incest!

Appearing on Harrisburg’s WHP-TV yesterday Tom Corbett, our new favorite governor, dismissed a ridiculous claim made by his lawyer that gay marriage was like “a union between 12-year-olds,” which was nice of him to do. Then, however, he kept on going, and offered his own amazing analogy:

I think a much better analogy would have been brother and sister, don’t you?

How is it even legal for people who think this way to be elected to office?