Nicole Scherzinger FTW. Naturally. (ABC Medianet) Let’s hear it for a fun foregone conclusion. Of course Nicole Scherzinger was going to win this 10th titanic season of “Dancing With the Stars.” I mean, COME ON. Week after week, The Scherzy has attacked the cheesy ballroom of celebrity redemption with a mighty hard-body/hard-work ethic that’s paid […]
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The ‘Dancing With the Stars’ freestyle round has a knack for turning a dancer’s world upside-down. (ABC Medianet) It’s finally finals time on this rollicking 10th season of “Dancing With the Stars.” And thanks to a motley bunch of celebs with a motley bunch of skill sets, all that sambaing and rumbaing and waltzing and […]
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Nicole maintains her purple reign. Or something like that. (ABC Medianet) Not only can hardworking Pussycat Girl goddess Nicole Scherzinger follow in the fiery footsteps of the pros on “Dancing With the Stars” — she can outright lead them, too. For serious. Nicole’s so damn good at this point she literally showed dance partner Derek […]
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Niecy proved the requisite ‘funny celeb’ can go far. (ABC Medianet) So much for “Dancing With the Stars” getting “jiggly” with it for the final four. I actually thought Chad Ochocinco would be gone this week because he just hasn’t danced up to his potential. Heck, I even deep down hoped he’d go — and […]
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Nicole’s back where she belongs: the top. (ABC Medianet) Last week on “Dancing With the Stars”, it appeared our loosy-goosy ice skater Evan Lysacek had finally flipped the switch to triple Lutz off into the sunset with the DWTS trophy as most of us (well, me) predicted. Oh, but what a difference a week makes. […]
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Pamela’s gone, but certainly not forgotten. Not even a little. At all. (ABC Medianet) And so comes an end to so many cold showers and double entendres for us “Dancing With the Stars” fans with a Y chromosome. Yep, bodacious bombshell Pamela Anderson has titillated the DWTS ballroom for the last time. (Oh shut up.) […]
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Evan’s performance was a slice of perfection. No really, he got straight 10′s. (ABC Medianet) As the sequin-loving kids on the street would say after an eyeful of this week’s “Dancing With the Stars”, (bleep) just got real. We’re down to six celebs and every single one was absolute pizza. Even the “bad” ones were […]
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We’ll never forget you, Jake. Because we never knew you were even there. (ABC Medianet) So what can we say about Jake Pavelka, our earnest but milquetoast mannequin of the “Dancing With the Stars” ballroom who stumbled more than soared? Not much, really, other than, as predicted, he got the boot. Poor Jake tried his […]
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Kate Gosselin finally goes bye-bye. (ABC Medianet) All good things do come to an end — even when they’re so godawful bad they’re so, well, good. After weeks of inexplicably clinging to the “Dancing With the Stars” ballroom with more left feet than the Hydra has heads, the celebrity hoofer we love to hate finally […]
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