I have a confession to make. The cat is out of the bag (so to speak). The reason why I play in golf tournaments has been “uncovered.”

Seems like every year there’s a story of hookers…er, a strippers… uh, I mean “escorts” working a golf tournament or something similar. GolfBlogger points out another one here. The video shows topless or near naked women “lap dancing” on tournament participants right on the course while other people tee off right over them.

There’s an ongoing investigation to determine if any other “activity” occurred but I suspect something involving stiff shafts, balls, hazards and other golf related subjects probably did take place.