have you ever wanted to be part of a group but they wouldn't let you in without some initiation test or some thing?

when 1 was 12 i had just joined a soccer (football for you english) team. everybody there knew each other from the year before when i didn't play. so i tried to hang with the awesome players. but they wouldn't let me unless i took of all my clothes except for singlet and undies and climbed the fence around the field (which had barbed wire on th top). so i took off all my clothes and started to climb. i was doing alright and got to the top and climbed over. but as i was puting my leg over the top of the fence (which was 3 and a half meters tall) i slipped and the barbed wire cut across my chest. it wasn't deep but it was really long and i feel three meters and broke my ankle. it was painfull but the but they respected me after that. i don't know why

I got in easily, I hate to boast, but I was easily the best instrumentalist in that band, and playing songs you don't like with people you don't like who are on a lower level of musicianship than you is not fun.

We females have much less physically painful but far more convoluted and scheming acceptance rituals (as teenagers, at least). I can't say I could ever be bothered with any of it. I went to an all girl's school, too.

I never had any friends at secondary school, fancy that

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I didn't have hot wax in my urethra, if that's what you were wondering. My friends put hot wax in some other guy's urethra. All I did was put my balls in his chicken salad. Didn't know why my friends wanted me to do that, though. Weird.

I didn't have hot wax in my urethra, if that's what you were wondering. My friends put hot wax in some other guy's urethra. All I did was put my balls in his chicken salad. Didn't know why my friends wanted me to do that, though. Weird.

Why exactly did they put hot wax in his urethra?

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Something about making a candle in the urethra so you can light the tip on fire so it looks like your penis shoots flames. I wasn't really paying attention when they were explaining the whole concept to me. I was too busy putting my balls in some guy's clam chowder.

On a side note, scalding your testicles is quite an enjoyable experience.

Something about making a candle in the urethra so you can light the tip on fire so it looks like your penis shoots flames. I wasn't really paying attention when they were explaining the whole concept to me. I was too busy putting my balls in some guy's clam chowder.

On a side note, scalding your testicles is quite an enjoyable experience.

uh huh...

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