Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one.
She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both
sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a
colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both
compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and
should be just as acclaimed. The affair was intense, so intense that
First Wife wanted to end her marriage and he was going to end his
marriage but then her husband needed her in crisis. So she helped him
recover, and as soon as he healed, she fell apart. By the time she got
it together, her moment with her lover had passed. He happily
reconnected with his own wife (though she has no idea) while First Wife
is struggling with what would have been.As for the Second Wife – everyone’s been speculating about her
infidelity recently but they might be focusing on the wrong target. The
right target isn’t a billionaire but he’s a pretty successful player
too, albeit on a smaller screen. Their involvement led to an award for
her, and a divorce for him. She was attracted to him because “he’s the
hot geeky type like her husband”. Both insist that they never moved past
suggestive texting and heavy flirting and never ended up consummating
their attraction. Bullsh-t. There was at least one night and that’s why
she’s so freaked out about the takedown that’s been coming to her. She’d
be happy if they stayed on the current scene they’re on so long as she
doesn’t get busted for this one.PS. Everyone mentioned here is a major celebrity.

Friday, October 25, 2013

What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter?
Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been
juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick
shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might
have to start putting his shirt on. Bacne doesn’t look good on
Instagram.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

This blind riddle is about a celebrity and his assistant, and what it
might be like to work for a celebrity as an assistant. Some of the
benefits? You get to be part of that culture and you’re surrounded by
creativity – in this case, I guess – and you get to travel around the
world. The downside? Sometimes, in travelling around the world, you’re
asked to break the law. Not a big deal.He flew to another country to start work on a new movie. His assistant
came with him on the flight and he asked her to take his bags so he
could save time. At customs they were curious as to why he didn’t have
any luggage. And when he told them his belongings were with his
assistant, they brought her in too. In his belongs – and remember she
was the one transporting them – they found a few joints. Not a lot, and
just for recreational use, and he certainly wasn’t dealing but you know
the sh-t that can come down on your ass for taking drugs across a
border, right? I don’t have to tell you this, right? They were detained
for a couple of hours and the weed was confiscated, but in the end, they
were released without drama, without incident. So they were lucky, or
privileged, I can’t decide.But the point is, that’s what’s asked of you as a celebrity assistant.
If he wants you to carry his marijuana on your person, knowing that if
you get busted, that could totally f-ck up your status, well, you do it
anyway. Because you’re the subordinate and powerful and also because
you’re so used to the special treatment he receives, you think it might
extend to you. In this case, happily for her, it did. But it’s still a
risk you have to be willing to take.And as for the celebrity? I know people who feel bad just asking me for
a ride to work, even though it’s on my way. They don’t want to be an
inconvenience. When you’re famous? When you’re famous, sometimes you
don’t even feel bad to ask an employee to hold your dope in violation of
international law.

Disclaimer

The "exposed" celebrities mentioned in this blog are purely guesses. They are the thoughts and opinions of the authors of this blog in response to reading various gossip columns. Do not take our guesses, or photos posted of our guesses, as fact or as a source of accurate information. We are doing this for entertainment purposes only.

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