Saturday, January 07, 2012

Mark's made quite a big deal of my recent confession that I own but one hooded sweatshirt. (It's black with a white horseshoe, and says South Columbus Stallions.) I have no defense, other than to point out that I came up preppy in an era when the hoodie wasn't nearly as much a part of the uniform as it is now. I really would like to be hip, though, so I've purchased one of these:

Here's my question: should I accessorize it with one of the hats below, or is it dope enough on its own?

Remember the wench that jumped in front of me in the santa line last month? Just saw her jogging down my street as I was pulling out of driveway to head to grocery store. I made eye contact....she blew me a fucking kiss. I smiled. But I tell ya....I now want to kick her arse. Who's with me?

you've gotta see the mountain biking video on deadspin this morning - one of the most batshit insanely awesome announcing efforts i've ever heard. the play by play guy closes with 'how does danny hart sit down with balls that big'?

All of this hoodie chatter between Rob & Mark is making me think of Adam Sandler's "Red Hooded Sweatshirt" song.

And, did anyone see the Daily Beast college rankings? I'm just now catching up. W&M made the list for: Best ROI, Beautiful Campus, Good place for Activists types and good for Future Politicians. No surprise we didn't make the Best Party School, Most Athletic or Horniest lists.

I live in Florida (have for all but two years of my life) and somehow own over 20 hooded sweatshirts. Five Gator hoodies alone. That's almost as ridiculous as Rob & Squeaky owning one combined. To be fair, hooded sweatshirts are my favorite clothing item.