Prompt List: Round Four (Characters, Numbers and A-H)As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!

Okay, so far this is the Biggest Porn Battle Ever! Now it's your job to make sure it stays that way by writing as much porn as you possibly can. To help you (and you know, those of us in a fic challenge with a due date of Sunday--you know who you are), I'm going to give us all not one, but two extra days.

Yes, you heard it right! The deadline for Round Four is (roughly) midnight of Wednesday, June 18.

Because the prompt list is so long, I'm splitting it. This is the characters, numbers and A-H post. The I-R post is here and the S-Z and Crossover post is here.

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

Please check the list over and drop me a line on the prompt post if I missed your prompts. Also please note, briar_pipe was kind enough to give me a list of some of the full names of the various anime/manga prompts. So if you used an abbreviation, your prompt may look a little different. I did make a few other changes involving abbreviations, Roman numerals and the word "the", so please check both lists before you ask me to repost a prompt. Spelling mistakes and the order of the names in a pairing/moresome were not changed so, to use SGA as an example, make sure you look for John/Rodney and Rodney/John.

.hack//G.U., Haseo/Endrance, "what I should have been embracing".hack//G.U., Shino/Atoli, "someone to ease your wounded heart"

.hack//Legend of the Twilight, Balmung/Reki, "overworked".hack//Legend of the Twilight, Reki/Magi, "what it means to serve someone".hack//Legend, Reki/Balmung, "trust me".hack//Legend, Reki/Kamui, meeting outside the game

All the Pretty Horses (bookverse), John Grady Cole/Lacey Rawlins, crossing the Rio Grande

Amatsuki, Ginshu/Bonten, sunbathingAmatsuki, Ginshu/Hiwa, the question gameAmatsuki, Ginshu/Hiwa, the scent of summerAmatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, babysittingAmatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, cultural differencesAmatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, pollinationAmatsuki, Heihachi/Utsubushi/Kurotobi, "so how about that dinner?"Amatsuki, Kurotobi/Toki, just another one of those thingsAmatsuki, Utsubushi/Toki, not as strange as it would seemAmatsuki: Kon, Kuchiha, bark worse then bite.

Angel Sanctuary: Setsuna/Sara, the biggest sin

Animaniacs, Pinky/Brain, "the same thing we do every night, Pinky...."

Atsu-hime, Iesada/Atsu, eccentricity, my hibachi, my senbei, and my wifeAtsu-hime, Naogoro/Atsu, "For you, I'll become the best man in Japan!"Atsu-hime, Naogoro/Chika, "I'll take care of you just like I was asked to."

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko, fire-dancingAvatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko, teaching him a more upbeat attitude :DAvatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko/Katara, "cmon guys, can't you even get along when we're all naked?"Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Ty Lee, losing her centerAvatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Ty Lee/Mai, prison sexAvatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Zuko, Azula lies to the endAvatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Zuko, I need you brotherAvatar: The Last Airbender, Haru/Katara, "don't fall in love with a travelling girl: she'll leave you broken-hearted"Avatar: The Last Airbender, Jet/Katara/Zuko, Lee learns a lessonAvatar: The Last Airbender, Katara/Aang, you are sixteen/going on seventeenAvatar: The Last Airbender, Smellerbee/Toph, footsieAvatar: The Last Airbender, Smellerbee/Toph, grooming secretsAvatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Toph, not what was expectedAvatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, allianceAvatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, confused, “I don’t know anyone else like this.”Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, passionAvatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, snark and banterAvatar: The Last Airbender, Suki/Sokka, battle skirtsAvatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Katara, I think you're pretty...Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Katara, which is the better restraint, rock handcuffs or water handcuffs? Let's test it.Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Zuko, smile for onceAvatar: The Last Airbender, Ty Lee/Mai, close quartersAvatar: The Last Airbender, Ty Lee/Mai, I spy...Avatar: The Last Airbender, Zuko/Jet, friendenemiesAvatar: The Last Airbender: The Last Airbender, Haru/Katara, "don't fall in love with a travelling girl: she'll leave you broken-hearted"

Babylon 5: Lyta/Kosh, mirror

Baccano!, Berga/Tick, they fight crime!Baccano!, Claire (Vino)/Chane, The thrill is the chaseBaccano!, Claire/Chane, adrenaline junkie, poundingBaccano!, Claire/Chane, knifeplay, learning her rhythmsBaccano!, Claire/Luck, acrobatics, circus tricksBaccano!, Claire/Luck, first tasteBaccano!, Claire/Luck, it’s not about who’s in chargeBaccano!, Dallas/Eve, sizekink, little sisterBaccano!, Firo/Ennis, What else did he learn from Szilard?Baccano!, Firo/Maiza, does this count as incest?/memory kinkBaccano!, Isaac/Miria, unexpected locationBaccano!, Jacuzzi/Nice, Getting the tattooBaccano!, Ladd/Lua, dissociation, she watches from a place outside herselfBaccano!, Ladd/Luck, How far can I push? How far will you let me? Let me under your skin.Baccano!, Luck/Dallas, Give the kid a smack. Maybe then he'll learn.Baccano!, Luck/Dallas, gunplay, keep coming back for moreBaccano!, Luck/Firo, A friendly game of cardsBaccano!, Luck/Maiza, kids these days have no sense of fashion or styleBaccano!, Maiza/Firo, No matter how long I go, when I turn around, there you are.Baccano!, Nice/Jacuzzi, she has no trouble being boldBaccano!, Rachel --> Claire/Chane, field observations (well, that wasn't going in her report to the Director)Baccano, Claire/Luck, seasons don't fear the reaperBaccano, Firo/Maiza, maybe you're gonna be the one that saves meBaccano, Ronnie/Maiza, haunting your footstepsBaccano, Sylvie/Rachel, not a normal girl

Big Band Theory, Walowitz/anyone, perpetual motion machineBig Bang Theory, Leonard/Penny, more than one kind of loveBig Bang Theory, Leonard/Sheldon, "How does he have any friends?" "Well, we liked Leonard..."

Bijou, Garnet and Guards, zombie apocalypse

Bleach, Aizen/Gin, but he talks like a gentleman / like you imagined when you were youngBleach, Aizen/Gin, zombie apocalypse, "Well, that wasn't in the plan."Bleach, Aizen/Urahara, Half an hour until the end of the worldBleach, Byakuya/Renji, in the officeBleach, Byakuya/Renji, loyalty, anything for the CaptainBleach, Byakuya/Renji, negotiating the texture of his skinBleach, Byakuya/Renji, The other duty of a vice-captainBleach, Byakuya/Renji, the sum of a thousand regretsBleach, Byakuya/Rukia, duties, helpfully fulfilling Rukia’s duties while she’s on a missionBleach, Byakuya/Rukia, indecent thoughts, she looks so similar to her sisterBleach, Byakuya/Rukia, Let me take you to another place/Where nothing ever seems to matterBleach, Gotei 13, zombie apocalypseBleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo ; spankingBleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, "Got you, Shinigami!"Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, heat of the battleBleach, Grimmjow/Il Forte ; controlBleach, Hirako/Urahara, a little more is not enoughBleach, Hirako/Urahara, fickle visionsBleach, Ichigo/Chad, Zombie apocalypseBleach, Ichigo/Everyone He's Fought/Ichigo, Ichigo's harem of semesBleach, Ichigo/Renji, sweatBleach, Ichigo/Uryuu ; Chinese take-outBleach, Ikkaku/Yumichika, after battle sexBleach, Ishida/Ichigo, Destiny didn't have such a simple plan/I was just a girl and you a young manBleach, Kaien (Aaroniero Arruruerie?)/Rukia, How could age define/Something so divine/Can this even be real or just exist in my mindBleach, Kensei/Shuuhei, second meetingBleach, Kensei/Shuuhei, world of make believeBleach, Lisa/Nanao, by the bookBleach, Renji/Byakuya, Byakuya's deskBleach, Renji/Byakuya, this time I winBleach, Renji/Ichigo, sleepover, spending the night at the Kurosaki householdBleach, Renji/Ishida, heroesBleach, Renji/Rukia, her delicateness hides one of the strongest women he’s ever knownBleach, Rukia/(Renji/Ichigo/Orihime), "Let me show you my collection; My collection, let me show you it."Bleach, Rukia/Orihime, grooming as foreplay/a sign of affectionBleach, Ryuuken/Uryuu ; medical fetishBleach, Shinji/Aizen, getting too closeBleach, Shunsui/Lisa/Nanao, someone has to be in chargeBleach, Shunsui/Nanao(/Lisa), memories, "all that you can't leave behind"Bleach, Shunsui/Nanao, not a replacementBleach, Shunsui/Nanao, paperworkBleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, naps in patches of sunbeamsBleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, the beautiful onesBleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, your breath hot upon my cheekBleach, Tatsuki/Orihime, welcome homeBleach, Ukitake/Unohana, playing doctorBleach, Urahara/Ishida, stitchesBleach, Urahara/Yoruichi, she may be a cat but he's no mouseBleach, Yoruichi/Byakuya ; teachingBleach, Yoruichi/Soifon ; first timeBleach, Yoruichi/Urahara, "Another of your experiments?"Bleach, Yoruichi/Urahara, unshakeableBleach, Yoruichi/Urahara/Soi Fong, I want to watch the two of youBleach, Yumichika/ Ikkaku, fight!sex, "give me your best shot"Bleach, Zaraki/Byakuya, games, “Don’t toy with me.”Bleach: Ishida/Szayel, ~*~magnificent weapons~*~Bleach: Nemu/anyone, free willBleach: Noitora/Nel, sandBleach: Noitora/Tesla, you'll doBleach: Renji/Rukia, size differenceBleach: Shinji/Hiyori, listening to music

Cowboy Bebop, Fay/Spike, some people are always reachin' for some things that they don't needCowboy Bebop, Spike/anyone, I had your number quite some time ago/Back when we were young/But I had to growCowboy Bebop, Spike/Faye, screenCowboy Bebop, Spike/Julia, watchCowboy Bebop, Vicious/Gren, between the bomb shells

Devil May Cry, Dante/Nero, Advantages "I've been around the block more than once, kid."Devil May Cry, Dante/Vergil, Lie to meDevil May Cry, Gloria/Nero, Commitment is all well and good, but you can relax every once in a whileDevil May Cry, Nero/Kyrie, Devil Trigger, Trying something new

Doctor Who, Nine/Jack. Asexual meets omnisexual.Doctor Who, Ten/Jack, punnage of Jack's immortality and the term 'little death'Doctor Who, The Master/Ten, say my name againDoctor Who: Nine/Rose, the doctor dances/what's a day off without aliens trying to kill you/the tea made me do it or five reasons why things that looks like tea in the Tardis kitchen aren't

Dogs, Bishop/Haine, truthDogs, Haine/Badou, do not envy the sinners Dogs, Haine/Badou, heartbeatDogs, Haine/Badou, we celebrate the death

Dragon Quest VIII, Angelo/Marcello, "Why are you still here?"Dragonquest VIII: Eight/Marcello, a path to something

Final Fantasy VII, (Rufus/Tseng/Rude/Reno)/Elena, gangbang, nothing left to proveFinal Fantasy VII, (Rufus/Tseng/Rude/Reno)/Elena, gangbang, nothing left to proveFinal Fantasy VII, Aeris/Elena, "I'll tell you all about him"Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Sephiroth, sensuality, "Remedial lessons in how to be alive."Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, "come with me in the twilight of a summer night for a while"Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, "come with me in the twilight of a summer night for a while"Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, bathhouse sexFinal Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, shopping time (try this on, now take it off)Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Yuffie, girl timeFinal Fantasy VII, Aeris/Zack/Cloud, genderswitch, She could dominate them like thisFinal Fantasy VII, Aeris/Zack/Cloud/Sephiroth, pregnancy!sex (or fetishization of a pregnant body)Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Genesis/Sephiroth, Training in the nude. Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Vincent, wings, "Time to get up old man"Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, The harder they fallFinal Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, hurt/comfort, When hopes and dreams are far awayFinal Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, Lifestream sexFinal Fantasy VII, any/Vincent, "and yea, the devils were numbered and counted, and there were none to be found."Final Fantasy VII, any/Vincent, "and yea, the devils were numbered and counted, and there were none to be found."

Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Baralai, engine oil.Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Baralai, with Baralai's damned coat, every inch of skin is a victoryFinal Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Yuna, never been so close to someone famousFinal Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Yuna, there's no rule against having funFinal Fantasy X-2, Seymour/Baralai, Baralai learned many things about deceitFinal Fantasy X-2: Gippal/Rikku, after all these years/jealousy

Fuurin Kazan, Harunobu/Kansuke, heart is won by heart, loyaltyFuurin Kazan, Kansuke/Mitsu, suddenly ready to settle down in this little townFuurin Kazan, Kansuke/Yuu, "You never be so cold to me as he is."

Gargoyles, Lexington/Alex, the thing about humans is they grow up so fast, magic humans doubly soGargoyles, Lexington/Stagheart, finding common groundGargoyles, Matt/Broadway, film noirGargoyles, Matt/Puck, "What's so great about the truth?"Gargoyles, Owen/Xanatos, loyaltyGargoyles, Puck/Owen, no one knows you better than you know yourselfGargoyles, Puck/Xanatos, "I'll give you three wishes, but the first two don't count"Gargoyles, Xanatos/Fox, scheming as foreplayGargoyles, Xanatos/Puck/Fox, what a wonderful time

Genjoumaden Saiyuki, Gojyo/Hakkai, ashes and lightning and that damn rain.

Get Backers, Akabane/Kagami, "bloody memories"Get Backers, Ban/Ginji/Kazuki, "even naked he looks like a girl"Get Backers, Kagami/Himiko, "somewhere along the line I started to really love you"Getbackers, Akabane/MakubeX, An unusual package deliveryGetBackers, Ginji/Ban, make me flyGetbackers, Kazuki/Juubei/Toshiki, an embarassment of riches.

Ghost in the Shell, Batou/Tachikoma, it's all part of being human (sort of)Ghost in the Shell, Tachikoma/Tachikoma, less than threeGhost in the Shell, Togusa/Laughing Man, the smell of booksGhost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: The Laughing Man/Togusa: Cybersex? How cliché. But, if a body meet a body, coming through the rye...

Grim Grimoire, Bartido/Hiram, "You take that back!"Grim Grimoire, Bartido/Hiram, the fastest way to a solutionGrim Grimoire, Lillet/Advocat, a different kind of lessonGrim Grimoire, Lillet/Amoretta, sleepover

Homicide: Life on the Street, Megan Russert/Kay Howard, not my kind of womanHomicide: Life on the Street, Meldrick Lewis/Frank Pembleton, snazzy dressers

Horatio Hornblower, Hornblower/Bush, "It has been an honour to serve with you."

House M.D., 13/Cameron, save meHouse M.D., 13/Cameron/Foreman, exploiting opportunitiesHouse M.D., Cuddy/13, going over House's headHouse M.D., House/Wilson, no one else can feel it for youHouse M.D., Taub/13(/Mrs. Taub), old habits die hardHouse MD, Amber/13, "I'm dumb, she's a lesbian"House MD, Chase/Kutner, Australian for beer House MD, House/Cuddy, She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack/ She's touring the facility and picking up slack /I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacketHouse, M.D., House/Wilson, losingHouse, M.D., House/Wilson, sarcasmHouseM.D., House/Wilson/Amber, on the other side

How I Met Your Mother, Ted/Barney, "Do you want me to tell you how I really met your Uncle Barney?"How I Met Your Mother, Ted/Barney, Legendary

ETA: Please note. If you've pointed out an error and I've fixed it, I'll delete the comments involving the error, just to keep things tidy.

As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!

As a young woman Minerva McGonagall’s mind had been quick as lightening and sharp as a blade. Lately she was frustrated at how slowly it moved. As a young woman her face had been smooth and fair, in those days she had been able to take for granted health, strength and the shapeliness of her body. And yet she considered age a blessing. Bright and lovely as she had been in her flower she had been unwise. She had made mistakes as the young so often do. Mistakes of grave consequence.

Tom was her mistake. Tom Riddle who became Voldemort, the Dark Lord.

How handsome he had been. The dark wave of his hair rich against his pale face, his lips ripe red as a girl’s, his eyes dark yet flashing red, like garnets. As a young teacher, scarcely older than her students she wore long grey skirts, to lend her an air of dignity. As if she knew what that was then. She would sneak her lover to her quarters and he would lift those skirts whispering “pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been.” She would laugh and meow as her stoked the triangle of fur between her thighs. First with finger then with tongue, he would stroke her slit, draw out juices and moans until she was begging for him inside her, begging for his cock.

His cock. How magnificent it had been, long, thick and full of life. Hard and tender all at once. He called it his serpent, called the milky fluid that leaked from it venom. He might have called it Gertrude for all Minerva cared. Climbing on top of him, on top of her cock she would ride him. Her prim schoolmarm’s bun would come undone, her auburn hair flow down her back in a crooked tail. Riding him she would forgetting past and future, nothing mattered except her body and the pleasure he gave her.

She had known what he was, even then. That he was twisted, cruel and ambitious, that he would only grow more dangerous with time. She had known but she had chosen to ignore the truth because he was beautiful, because when he looked at her, touched her, she was beautiful too. He was hateful, so full of hate but he made her come in crescendos like flame dancing.

She knew better now. She had put aside the mistakes of her youth. Yet she hoped she would never be tested, that he would never come to her along with his eyes, his lips, his tongue, his cock. She was older now,and wiser but there are some things that can not be forgotten.