The Semi-Useful Eclectic Knowledge Test

Category 3

Your mediocrity leaves me at a loss for sarcasm. Believe me, I want to make fun of you, but it's not worth the effort. Sort of like how it wasn't worth the effort of taking this test to show off your mighty Category 3 classification. At least the Category 1 guy is unique, if only for the striking resemblance of his genetic code to that of chimps.

All possible test results

Amazing! Probabilistically, no one should have done this poorly. I considered not even writing a description for Category 1 since I didn't think anyone could score this low, but you've made it all w... Read more

I'm not going to lie to you--- you didn't do too well. Maybe it's time to kill those dreams of winning millions on a game show and start to consider the market value of that consolation toaster. Read more

Your mediocrity leaves me at a loss for sarcasm. Believe me, I want to make fun of you, but it's not worth the effort. Sort of like how it wasn't worth the effort of taking this test to show off you... Read more

You've done pretty well for yourself--- better than average. Cherish this success as you drink to your luck naked and alone tonight. But remember this: at some point in our lives we all get somethin... Read more

Very well done. You've nearly attained perfection, but have at some point fouled up. And truly, what is more hideous than that shining creature that aspired to pure excellence and only just fell sho... Read more