Saturday, November 21, 2009

Nobody Has E-Mail: Will they Tax Tatoos?

Nobody Gets E-Mail:

It's Saturday night! And of course, upon hearing that our Senate was going to pass the biggest TAX hike in the history of the world with its "Universal Health Care" package, on a weekend before Thanksgiving when everyone is just too busy to pay attention---(so they passed it)--- I thought this fit nicely.

Lenny and Squiggy realized that if they could tax botox, they will tax tatoos. In fact, just about anything that breathes will be taxed.

So, tonight, they went out and got the works.

If YOU didn't get this e-mail then you missed it.

Anyway, here's some thoughts from me...feel free to make up your own.

Number one: Would anyone in their right minds even KISS

these guys?

Number two: Can he pull those knives out and cut his pork chops?

Number three: "Are those just bumps on your head, or are you just

glad to see me?"

Number four: What happens with cell phone reception?

Number five: Do you think you deserve "free" mental health care?

and do you think I should pay for it? Is THAT the plan?

Number six: Do you plan to call your congressmen and tell them you

have found their missing children?

Number seven: If I say that "you're really ugly" will I be arrested for

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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rink up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs.
I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class.
I was a musician most of my life:drummer/singer/keyboards---but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit.
I have no degrees,which could be a good thing...depending on how you view our educational system.
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mostly political.
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