Okay whelp fuck. I have something very very wrong with my stomach and GI track. But I hate going to the doc and having to tell them weird details. But if this doenst get better it could be really bad. I also cant afford any more medical bills. I thing going into to much more detail might be even TMI for this.

I've gotten nose bleeds in lots of awkward situations, but the weirdest was when I was in the midst of taking a shower and was completely soapy. I had no idea what to do, so I kind of just ignored it and bled for awhile.

even more, I didn't notice until afterwards, but I kept tasting something irony,and it was because I thought my nose was running a little so I sniffed it all back up my nose and wow this is gross isn't it.
oddly enough he didn't notice cause it wasn't super heavy, but I noticed a little bit of blood on him.

In my experience bloody sex mishaps tend to not involve the dirty bits. More like jewelry being ripped out and body parts being banged too hard into sharp furniture items and people slipping on wet surfaces and all those things.

There was that one time I stabbed myself... but that is a long story and not nearly as fun as it sounds (because it sounds real fun right?) (scar on my belly)

I hit Xia's cervix last night. No blood but didnt help the mood. 3:30 am and the neighbors we not to happy. The only time I have bled during sex is from scratch marks and such. Never popped a ball though.

I hit Xia's cervix last night. No blood but didnt help the mood. 3:30 am and the neighbors we not to happy. The only time I have bled during sex is from scratch marks and such. Never popped a ball though.

Doesn't that happen most of the times? Hitting the cervix, I mean. It's not like it's that far inside.

Along with becoming self lubricated, the vagina expands when the woman is sufficiently turned on, and becomes longer, in order to better accept the penis.

Having the cervix hit can be quite painful, if it is a rotten angle. It can also be very pleasant, if it is a nice angle.

When a woman is sexually aroused, a variety of changes take place in her genitals and elsewhere on her body. Many women aren’t aware of these changes, but understanding them can help make sex a more enjoyable experience, by giving women and their partners a better sense of what to expect, and alerting a woman to changes in her sexual response.

During arousal, blood flow to the genitals increases. The increased blood flow helps to spur the production of vaginal lubrication, and causes swelling in the clitoris, labia minora, labia majora, and vagina. How much lubrication a woman produces varies widely and also from one sexual encounter to the next, since stress, hormonal fluctuations and even common medications like antihistamines all can affect it. The amount of vaginal lubrication that a woman produces may also vary throughout her menstrual cycle, as well as with age.

As arousal continues, the labia minora and majora may swell in size and deepen their natural color. The vagina expands and lengthens, too, as the uterus is pulled upward into the body, changing the position of the cervix. As arousal continues, the vaginal opening tightens and the clitoris retracts underneath the clitoral hood, protecting the nerve-rich clitoris from direct stimulation, which may feel uncomfortable. Feelings of tingling, throbbing, and fullness may be felt throughout the pelvic area.

I went to high school with a girl that had a really small vagina. (funny thing, she was a rather tall plump girl) She said she had to have a man with a smaller than usual penis or sex was nothing but pain, like, she considered anything over five inches too big and preferred it to be smaller.

(I know this, because she was in my young parents group, and my school had a very comprehensive five day a week parenting program that was required in order to put ones baby in the nursery for free, once a week one of our classes was basically just talking about relationships and sex and learning all the things about birth control and std's and having a chance to just openly talk with an adult and peers about our most personal things without judgment.)

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