Tuesday, December 2, 2008

BCS... Really?

'Yes it's true... this man has no d*ck'.

That's Dan Beebe (not to be confused with Don, or that show Bebe's Kids which tens of people saw). He's a bagadouche.

Here's what D Beebs and his crew from 'usually over-rated but actually tight this year' Big 12 (note: the Holy Roman Empire should have no impact on collegiate football. Further, the use of Roman Numerals is awkward in general and is something that overly 'look how smart I am people' use to keep the rest of us down. Use numbers bruh.) did:

They couldn't decide who should play for the Big 12 title game against Missouri. 3 teams, Oklahoma, Texas, and Texas Technical University (note: It's actually just 'Tech'. Isn't 'tech' an abbreviation for something? Like, 'he's a tech guy', 'Tek from Real World, 'I'll deploy the Technobots). So the rich men who are made rich by the BCS, waited for the BCS rankings to come out, and summarily decided that Oklahoma should play in the Conference Championship Game.

Forget the corruption, back-room glad-handing, and millions of dollars changing hands. This is a gutless move. This is the conference waiting for someone else to share their opinion, then coming out and saying: 'yes... well, we agreed all along.' Without gut. Here are some other gutless actions:

-Lou Diamond Phillips saying that Meg Ryan was dead in 'Courage Under Fire'. Hard for us to criticize LDP, dude was Chavez in Young Guns, one of our favorite movies ever. But come on bruh.

-The decision to release Final Fantasy 13 on XBOX 360. There are XBOX people and there are PS 3 people. They can hang out and play the other system but it is NOT cool for the signature games to just walk across to the other system. This isn't 'red rover'. The FF series is a Playstation series, just the same way that Halo is an XBOX thing. Oil and water.

-The sensei from Karate Kid finding another karate guy and trying to ruin Daniel-san's life. The kid won the All-Valley Karate Tournament. Let it go broseph.

-Andy Reid passing a note to someone else who had to pass it to Donovan Mcnabb. The note read:

'Do you think you're benched?

Yes ______

No______'

-Lindsay Lohan going lesbian. Just chicken.

-The people that make those top 100 video countdowns and always disrespect 'Smooth Criminal'. Never gets talked about. #1 in our opinion.

-Comedians who say 'Give it up for the ladies!'

-People not from New York who root for the Yankees.

-Networks who get all uppity about their content on youtube. God forbid people see shows they like. No I do not think there will be more traffic to cbs.com because it's the only place you can find NCIS. Chooch.

-McDonald's for buying Roy Rogers and not keeping all the Roy Rogerses open. The Frisco Bacon Cheeseburger is the greatest fast food sandwich of all time. Unacceptable that it's gone.

i just googled texas tech to try to big time you, but unlike "the Georgia Institute of Technology" (GaTech) and "Virginia Polytechnic Institute" (VaTech) it really is Texas Tech University. wouldn't a school in lubbock try to make its name more "texas-sized"? do you think they can at least get rid of that creepy animatronic pirate in leeah's office?