Porn Star Replacing Crackhead Toronto Mayor

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford may have a serious problem on his hands that comes in the form of a large breasted porn star looking to revamp the mayor’s seat.

The DailyCaller first reported that Nikki Benz, backed by her porn company employer Brazzers, is making a run at the mayor’s position in 2014 and with the way things go up there she may just have a shot.

Joking about her career, Benz said in her video “Torontonians need someone who understands, and exudes transparency. Someone whose positions are easily read by their actions. You can search my positions, but only if you’re over 18.”

One of her campaign ideas is to turn Toronto’s light rail system into “Brazzers Pleasure Rail,” complete with vibrating seats and sex toys for the guys. She’s a huge fan of gay pride parades, and showed a clip of her making out with another woman, and wants to bring National Masturbation Month to the spotlight, sound like a great candidate yet?

She closes out her 2-minute long campaign video by taking a few pot-shots at the current mayor, who has yet to give up his seat and still intends on running in the next election.

“Orgasms make for happy, healthy people, not like other vices,” she said. “Not trying to take any cracks at anyone here.”