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Strangely, there seems to be a shortage of pretty women this season. Yara Greyjoy's not much to look at. And like I said earlier, Brienne's a giant, and Margaery's a mouse. Wait, there's one very beautiful girl here. Oh wait, it's just Sansa. Pfffttt. The reflection is actually prettier than the real face.

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"Yes, your Grace."

Great move by Tyrion Lannister in doing a Ferdinand Marcos with his own version of Operation Sagittarius (which, in Westeros, is now known as Operation Dorne). You shouldn't trust Grand Maester Pycelle. In fact, you shouldn't trust anyone, just to make life easier.

And because this is a wholesome site (supposedly), we won't be showing any photos of the Renly and Loras kissing scene. So here's a nude Margaery Tyrell instead.

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Amazing how being naked makes everyone
look ten times hotter.

Theon Greyjoy is looking uglier and uglier. But enough about him. Let's go to the ending. The great ending. Good job, Arya, even if you're starting to look more and more like Conor Oberst.

And on a final note, I just realized that the opening credits had Dragonstone and Vaes Dothrak in it. But there was no sign of Stannis nor the lovely Daenerys. I think one of the stipulations in George R.R. Martin's contract was that his name would always appear between the horses. So Vaes Dothrak will always be in the opening credits, even after Daenerys's khalasar crosses the water.