Wouldn’t you just love to have a nice and shiny coin in hand to teach the driver of this gray Expedition a thing or two about being a certified parking douche.
It’s bad enough that he can’t seem to understand the significance of the parking lines, but to park your SUV right smack in the middle of not one, not two, not three, but FOUR parking spaces?
That takes the level of douchery to an entirely new level.
Now, back to that coin; we have a couple of things we’d love to do with it to this SUV, all of which would fall under "parking justice".
On a serious note, we probably wouldn’t do it, but that would require a massive amount of self-control.

15 comments:

(447)
posted on 02.23.2012

It was funny enough to see this SUV parks on the middle of the four parking lot spaces. It was the most stupidest act I have ever seen in my entire life. I bet he pays quadruple of the regular parking fee.

(528)
posted on 03.21.2011

Major douche bag! Maybe he thinks that his car is somewhat "special" that’s why he wants s a large space for his Expedition through its not a good thing gives space for others!

(321)
posted on 09.22.2010

That is so ridiculous!!!

(504)
posted on 08.22.2010

Haha, poor guy if I were to give him parking ticket, I would give him 5.

(745)
posted on 08.18.2010

Next time, park on an empty lot. Or at least buy an empty space and make it exclusive.

(571)
posted on 08.2.2010

Why not get your own parking lot and park whichever way you want?!

(544)
posted on 05.26.2010

I bet he knows the house rules of the parking area. Maybe tart is right on what he said.

(331)
posted on 05.25.2010

Maybe this guy is reserving the 3 more slots for his friends.

(462)
posted on 05.25.2010

Well, that’s too selfish. He should have park in one lane. This guy should pay four slots!

(815)
posted on 05.24.2010

Maybe he thinks that he’s a bulldozer or something. This is what you call selfish. For sure he parked it that way for some reason.

(648)
posted on 05.23.2010

hmm maybe he parked early that’s why he parked on the for slots.

(512)
posted on 05.23.2010

How did this guy able to get a driver’s license? For all I know before getting a license parking is the second chapter of the driving lesson.

(9)
posted on 05.23.2010

I piss me off to see something like this and yes, I understand if "someone" could be lured to send the driver a small "remark" with a key or a coin.

However, trying to be a lawful citizen here, would we get the support from the Police if called in, if at least this could give parking ticket it may help the driver to be a little more thoughtful next time around!

(19)
posted on 05.23.2010

I
im Massachusetts a lot and I frequently take up 2 parking spaces!! It is sport up here
to open car door wide and hard, push shoppong carts into car and the like!!
After 35 years in NH, I’ve had multiple dings on multiple new cars when parking in a lot. Ive never seen someone take up 4 spaces, but in a way I understand!