How to murder kidsStep 1: find introverts at a schoolStep 2: apply as a teacher to that schoolStep 3: shit the curriculum and make them do a fuckton of paired assignmentsFor bonus, add all introverts together, it made me die inside.

That first bit reminded me of the time in uni where we had to do a board game pitch and the guy with the presentation didn't arrive. It was construction themed so we had hard hats and hi viz gear so we improved a scene about construction workers and then rattled off the parts we remembered.