Rarely does an event offer laughs and aahs (the ones spawned by cute things, like babies) at the same time. Throw in alcohol and you have “Must Love Pets”  a San Antonio Humane Society event with local comic Cleto Rodriguez providing the funnies.

The happy hour  at the Grand Hyatt’s Bar Rojo  begins with some of the Humane Society’s adoptable pups  or “eligible singles,” AHH!  available for petting and cuddling. At 5:30 p.m., Rodriguez performs, his act sure to be littered (sorry) with pet humor. During the event, drinks are happy hour priced. Something called the Raspberry Frost Cocktail will be pimped. And sushi, from Bar Rojo’s Sansei Sushi menu, along with parking, will be complimentary.

Now, you can not actually adopt the pets on the spot. Alcohol and pet adoptions do not mix. All of the animals at “Must Love Pets” are ridiculously adorable creatures, to be sure, but the Human Society doesn’t want there to be any cases of adoptions via “beer goggles.” Their animals deserve better.