But that's what Orlando police say a Texas man did at the Roxy nightclub early Friday. Justin Ponce, 19, crawled onto the drop ceiling at the club and fell through the tiles. Why he was there remains a mystery.

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says

But that's what Orlando police say a Texas man did at the Roxy nightclub early Friday. Justin Ponce, 19, crawled onto the drop ceiling at the club and fell through the tiles. Why he was there remains a mystery.

Maybe he was trying to rob the place for a Russian mobster.

/obscure?//alternatively, he probably just wanted to evacuate the dance floor

Krymson Tyde:A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says