Joey's Journals

grrrrrr, Did anybody see my sisfur Kallie's diary? Just makes me sick. A special rm named after her. I ask you- why not Kittie Korner, Joey's Junction, or Kitty Kat Junction? Noooooo, it had to be named after that little diva. Another notch for her ego. I could just barf, but wait, I think I'll wait and barf on HER floor. "I'll get u my little pretty."

On another note, adding insult to injury, does ur pawrents give u nicnames?
My Mom has taken to calling me (don't spread this around please) her
"hunka, hunka loven mancat". I say- it's demeaning, unmanly, how about just plain sappy. Ugh! Every time she starts with it I give her the deadly, Joey squinted eye stare. Does it stop her? Nooooooooo!!! It's so embarrassing.
So what embarrassing things do ur humans call u?

Mom- she stalks me in the box, calls me embarrassing names, and then she wonders why I'm not as loving and devoted as Kallie. Maybe because I'm not the attention seeking, fawning all over you, self serving little diva Kallie is.

Hi all,
I wanna say thanx for all the rosettes and purrs my furiends have been sending. I truelly appreciate'em.
Tig-you mentioned was my bladder flushed? Not unless they did it and didn't tell us, but we will ask. Mom wants to know why if I have to stop peeing why can't it ever be during regular vet hrs? Why is it always an emergengy visit?
So I tell her, I have no control over it, when it stops, it stops, and that's it.
What I wanna know is- does all your pawrents watch you in the litter box like mine does? I swear she's stalking me. I don't watch her like that. I even went to 3 different boxes, and every time I looked up, there she was.
Then she goes and looks at what I did. What???? Can't a mancat do the box in private anymore?
Thank you all again, Catster furiends are the greatest.
purrs to all, I loooves ya

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Come one, come all....
Are u a kitty who likes to have fun? A kitty who likes to play games? Or maybe sitting by the fire in the lounge relaxing is more to your liking? How about a kitty who likes having other kewl kitties at Catster to do these things with? Then you need to check out "Tigger's Arcade". It's managed by some of the kewlest kitties here at Catster. My pal Tigger is of course one of the very kewlest.
So stop by this weekend for one of his baseball weekends and meet some new furiends. My sisfur Kallie and I both will be there, And so will lots of other kitties.
Just copy and paste this address in your browser http://www.catster.com/group/Tiggers_arcade-16321)
or go to Tigger's Arcade in the My Groups section. Hope to see you there.
Meow! :)

OMC!!! I'm a DDP!!! OMC!!! I'm soooo excited.
My typist is rushed for time, so I will have to send my Thanx to all my furiends who sent concats and pmails at a later day, a big Thanks to all for the rosettes and Thank you Catster kitty for picking me.
One last thing....seeing my pic on the community page brought this thought to my mind........"I really am ruggedly handsome." MOL

Thanks to Tigger & Jezebel for my rosettes. Was very sweet of ya'll to think of me, and I love ya for it. :))
Hate to say it, but we've been so busy my BD was forgotten. But after Mom got the emails to go to my page she was really sorry. It was a day late, but I did get lots of love and attention. Still no treats cause of my special diet tho, darn...
Thanks again my furiends....purrs to all

4pm Thur 2/21 Mom just got off the phone with the vet. Kallie still isn't eating. He is gonna start tube feeding her to see if it will kick start her appetite. We're to call back tomorrow after 12 to see how she is.
Mom is just sitting and crying. She has to work tomorrow, they wouldn't let her off another day. She's been off all week.

First let me say a big thank you to Luke, Jezebel, Mrs Murphy, Samoa, Meep and your families for the beautiful Valentines hearts you gave me and Kallie. We haven't been online in some time now. I hope everyone got lots of loving on that special day.

Last Mon 2/11 Kallie decided to stop eating and drinking. Kallie is 8&1/2 yrs old and never been sick a day. So Mom gave her a couple of days hoping it was just a little kitty bug that would go away on its own. It didn't. Weds after work she went to the vet. Blood work and urinalasis were normal.
So she got a shot and sent home and told to be watched. She still didn't start eating and Mom was trying to wait for Mon to take her back but Kallie collapsed Sun and went in as an emergency. Xrays and more blood work said she had a heart murmur. Sent home with heart meds on Mon 2/18. Mom has been off work all week just to watch Kallie and beg at her to eat.
Don't get me wrong, I know Mom loves me and I love her, but her and Kallie are just sickening with the way they are about eachother. Mom walks in the door calling Kallie, and then they're after eachother till they go to bed, with Kallie sleeping on top of Mom of course. So Mom is totally tore up.
Weds morn she went back to the vet, still not eating or drinking. Mom puts water in her with a syringe. 2 abdominal Ct scans show nothing. She stayed in the hospital last nite with IV and meds to make her eat. This morn Mom called and the vet tech said she didn't believe Kallie ate anything thru the nite. She's lost 2&1/2 lbs so far, and they're just lost as for a reason for this. The vet is doing his morning surgeries and will call when he gets done.
Please kitty in the sky make her eat. Please purr for her furiends, we're so upset and confused as for reasons.
thank you for your purrs........Joey&Mom

I'm kinda the strong silent type so I don't write much but I had to share this one with ya.
Mom had a friend over a couple of days ago and they were talking about what? Us kitties of course. Friend says she doesn't think that Kallie is a calico but a Tortie with white. In my mind tortie+white makes her *WORTIE MOLOLOOL Kallie is Wortie...MOLOL OMC! Is that not great or what?

Mom's off this week and here all day. Don't get me wrong, for a human she's OK. But man-o-man. Everytime she walks by me she has to kiss and rub on me. It's getting to be as I can't even take a nap without her touching on me. I use to go under the bed to get away but she has it blocked off from me now cause of the seizures. Something about wanting to see me and make sure I'm OK. All this love stuff is unmanly. I've got to find somewhere I can hide. OMC......here she comes again. I gotta run! Literally....she cant touch on me if I'm running.

Hiya Furiends,
I've had a few seizures as of late. So I've seen the Vet way to much in the last couple of months. But don't worry guys, each and every time I went to him I unleased a mancat poop on him that they'll never forget. Mhahaha....They carry me back into the exam room every time in a towel. :)) They'll learn one day that I am the Man. Do u know what he called me? Obese! Just who does he think he is? I Am Not Obese!!! What I am is a handsome but maybe a little large, Mancat. Just for that I think I'll poop twice on him the next time I'm there.
Happy grilling guys...to all us big mancats.....Joey