Believe it or not, action stars don’t always punch their way out of the womb. Rather, they’re born in the same gross and messy manner as the rest of us. It isn’t until later that they grow into the beasts they were destined to become. And there are speed bumps along the way. Sometimes those speed bumps are boring. Other times they are down right wussy. Amongst the wussy speed bumps are some embarrassing first jobs you won’t believe that famous tough guys once held…