Former UFC Octagon Ring Girl and model Arianny Celeste, 31, was in white hot lingerie for Martin Murillo. She also posted two videos of her shoot on her Instagram page. It was a beautiful thing, that almost brought tears to our eyes.

Sarah Seawright is #PrinsonBae, the hottest mugshot of the year (we’re pretty damn confident in that call, even though the year isn’t even halfway over). Once you see Sarah’s mugshot, you’ll see why. The mugshot that has been burning through social media is from late April, when Sarah was taken into custody for failure to appear in court in connection to a 2014 arrest for careless driving, according to KDAF That picture, along with a list of previous charges in 2012, when she was charged with aggravated robbery, kidnapping, first degree battery, hindering prosecution, and tampering with physical evidence, had been floating around and capturing the hearts of men all over the world. We have to admit we were ensured too. Cause, damn! Why do criminals have to be so hot? Sarah even invited first time visitors to her Facebook page to follow her on Snapchat, where she shared a video saying “fuck the judge.” Even hotter. We see a bright modeling career in #PrisonBae’s future, if she can lay off the aggravated robbery and kidnapping.

Kimberley Garner, 26, is in just about every way the face of her swimwear line, still serving as the model for her own product. The most recent pictures of Kimberley’s hot body modeling her latest bikini line are coming out of the Caribbean island of Anguilla. Kimberley was deep in the bush. And damn it was hot.

After her failed drug tests, Maria Sharapova did what any crashing celebrity would do, hit the beach and say fuck it. What else can you do really? Maria was in Mexico, not playing tennis, but showing her hot tennis body on the beach in a red bikini. The world noticed.

Here’s the long and shot of this YouTube video: hot girl from Paris goes to Australia, finds hot guy, fucks him without a condom, goes home, loses her phone, six weeks later she’s pregnant, and some Australian guy is on the run cause he fucks tourists like her every weekend. She’s dick-whipped and looking for her long lost love and baby daddy, so she can at least get child support from him. Godspeed, Natalie.

Somehow we doubt that Page 3 and Lissy Cunningham were exactly going for the wedding flower girl look, maybe more like the free love hippie sort of flower child. Who knows? What we do know is that the first image that popped into our heads was a hot topless Lissy walking down the aisle with every guy in the church thinking sinful thoughts about later that evening at the wedding reception. We definitely feel Lissy, who we’ve loved since she first appeared, is undeniably in her groove. And we are big fans.

It looks as if 138 Water saved the best for last in its seemingly never-ending train of bikini and partially nude model advertising campaign. We say looks because we doubt this is the end. But Val Fit is certainly a hard act to follow. She is quite possibly the hottest bikini model we have seen from 138 Water, and given the unbroken chain of hot bodies that 138 Water has collected together, that’s saying a lot.

Angela Coates says she’s in “shock” that her police mugshot (stemming from her arrest for disorderly conduct) has gone viral. That’s because the look she’s going for is not the “crime mugshot or anything to do with that.” But whether she likes it or not, her mugshot has made her famous, or rather infamous. She is the “female Jeremy Meeks,” the guy who’s mugshot also catapulted him into national celebrity. Angela is 22, from Florida and already has had some moderate success based on her looks, having appeared in Jet magazine’s “Beauty of the Week.” But nothing in her model work history compares to the viral success she has become after getting booked. Criminals are just so hot…