If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?Margot Fonteyn

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?Margot Fonteyn

Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)

Weird? Of course i'm weird! Life would be much less interesting otherwise. Eccentricity is the way to go.

"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto

"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" - My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear

Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)

Only those who are insane are allowed to abstain from making Catch-22 references. And only an insane person would want to refer to Catch-22. But, of course, we would not prohibit anyone who wants to refer to Catch-22 from doing so.

Catch-22? I never actually finished it, I got about 3/4s through and never picked it up again. Bad habit of mine, especially as I enjoyed the stuff I had read.

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd