Best Day Ever?

2.) Go to traffic court to pay a ticket. (Seven-year-old unbuckled his seat belt in the back of the van. He leaned over the back seat to get something and a police car was behind us. He gave me $101 ticket. We could have paid for that online but wanted to fight the second ticket he gave me after I handed him an expired insurance card. Current one was somewhere in the car and I was looking for it. Frantic about it. He just told me to stop looking for it and gave me another $101 ticket. Mean. Not to sound ungrateful to police officers because we should have had our seat belt on, but I’d prefer it if he spent his time tracking down crack whores)

3.) Realize the traffic court location I drive to has closed.

4.) Go home and Google the other place because I do not have an iPhone with all the bells and whistles. (Hint hint for all my adoring fans. Mama wants an iPhone)

Is that all you can fit in your day? Come on girl, you need to pump it up a bit!!! Did you at least get the extra $101 waived after your huge efforts to get to the courthouse?
And where is step #31 that says called husband to tell him to go buy a tie
Hope you can make your next day more adventurous 🙂

I need a drink just reading about that day. That is just the Leaning Tower of Suck right there.

Also those are the days the kids usually come down with some stomach virus. At midnight. Kids never start throwing up in the middle of the day. Only at midnight. (I seriously hope that is not what’s awaiting you tonight.)

Hi Kristen, thanks for commenting. All this happened yesterday. Fortunately, the midnight throwup fairies passed me by. We did have a gastrological disaster to trump all other disasters today. I won’t go into the diirrrrrrty details, but in a word, “EW.”