DEAD AT 17 – Vanessa Hudgens wants the lead role in the adaptation of the comic series about a dead girl tasked with saving mankind, which sounds exactly like the plot of the great game PAINKILLER except with a teen.

PRIDE AND PREDATOR – Elton John is producing a movie that finds an alien crash landing and slaughtering the protagonists of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE. My god.

Remakes

STEP FATHER – The same shameless group who did PROM NIGHT garner nothing harder than a PG-13 once again.

THE CRAZIES – Photoshop promo poster out for the Olyphant starring remake.

»Emily in The Pros and Cons of the Zombie Apocalypse
I read this post with glee and I couldn’t agree more. If you were an elite member of a para-military group or a ninja you may survive for a while. But if you are sitting in front of your computer eating cheezy...