Boys Arguing

This one’s inspired by a comment thread on my Facebook page and an ensuing IM conversation with Mrs. Shoebox. I lifted the OSI model joke directly from a comment by Brian Connors, as he has graciously given me permission to do so. The rest are mine.

Boiling this down to a three-panel strip was a bit of a challenge…I’m hoping it translates okay, and that the mix of geek- and artist-specific humor boils down to something at least moderately sorta semi-universal.

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Yo momma’s so fat one of her waste products is the spice melange.
Yo momma’s so fat that riding her is a test of manhood amongst the Fremen.
Yo momma’s so easy that every fremen’s ridden her.
Yo momma’s so fat that the fremen have taken to calling them yo’ momma hooks.
Yo momma’s so nasty that the fremen believe she’s deathly allergic to water.

Specialized “Yo Momma” Jokes for ‘Browncoats’
Yo Momma’s so nasty even reavers wouldn’t eat her
Yo Momma’s so fat I don’t need to ‘aim’ to misbehave
Yo Momma’s so fat she can ‘run her little moon’ by gravity alone
Yo Momma’s (so dumb she’s not) not overburdened with an abundance of schooling

Your mama is so slow her De Broglie wavelength is observable on a macroscopic scale.
Your mama is so large she would have mass even if the Higgs-Boson particle didn’t exist.
Your mama is so loose that in the quantum theory of alternate dimensions I’ve had relations with her in all of them.