WARNING: This is the "unrated" (i.e., lewd to a fault) version of my last. If you want to read it, click the box. If you may be offended by sexual content, please don't click the box, and just enjoy the PG-rated version, above. Thanks.

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She flipped him the bird for dessert,And her car drove off, kicking up dirt.He knew what that hand meant:Their final disbandment.He shouldn't have cum on her skirt.

I think it's ok to post the cruder limericks as long as they are hidden and supplied with a warning, as I did above. If anybody thinks this is inadequate protection, please let me know here or by PM, and I will desist - I recognize that this is a common space, and I'm more than willing to honor that.

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