Player: Shaquille O'NealTeam: '90s LakersUbiquity: LowScene:That Harvard party we visited previously.Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.8Analysis: Well, you can see pretty clearly what's happening here. They both seem to be enjoying themselves, that's what's important. But before you ask: Yes. Ladies is hoopsters too. Pluses in her favor: those Laker jerseys were much cooler than the ones they have now.Verdict: Poorly executed Jay-Z allusions aside, this seems like a hoopster to my completely subjective eyes.