Probably the best terrible film I've seen for a while. Obviously not a patch Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' but to be fair he set the bar pretty high by spewing that unintentional masterpiece onto celluloid.

Sharknado is a made for TV movie that is about a tornado/hurricane/wtf (called David) which is filled with sharks and is heading straight towards California. As bad films go it ticks all the boxes - awful acting, ludicrous script, piss poor special effects and a slew of idiotic scenes that will make you shout at your TV set, rewind the film and shout some more.

I highly recommend it.

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gonzo_the_magicianOne Pair

Joined: 28 Dec 2007Posts: 39

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:33 pm

Oblivion 2/10

A stupid sci fi movie with a script that makes little to no sense. Plenty of homages (read rip offs) to science fiction movies that are actually good. Complete waste of time._________________A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.

sofasurferStraight

Joined: 03 Jun 2005Posts: 260

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:59 am

Trance - 7/10

I'm a big Danny Boyle fan and while this isn't his best its still pretty cool. Very stylish and a bit of a thinker with the usual thumping soundtrack.

Probably the best terrible film I've seen for a while. Obviously not a patch Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' but to be fair he set the bar pretty high by spewing that unintentional masterpiece onto celluloid.

Sharknado is a made for TV movie that is about a tornado/hurricane/wtf (called David) which is filled with sharks and is heading straight towards California. As bad films go it ticks all the boxes - awful acting, ludicrous script, piss poor special effects and a slew of idiotic scenes that will make you shout at your TV set, rewind the film and shout some more.

I highly recommend it.

lol/lol

Must admit I watched that one

Roger PorterStraight

Joined: 09 May 2010Posts: 313Location: secret

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:35 am

Indestructible wrote:

Roger Porter wrote:Sharknado

Probably the best terrible film I've seen for a while. Obviously not a patch Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' but to be fair he set the bar pretty high by spewing that unintentional masterpiece onto celluloid.

Sharknado is a made for TV movie that is about a tornado/hurricane/wtf (called David) which is filled with sharks and is heading straight towards California. As bad films go it ticks all the boxes - awful acting, ludicrous script, piss poor special effects and a slew of idiotic scenes that will make you shout at your TV set, rewind the film and shout some more.

I highly recommend it.

lol/lol

Must admit I watched that one

As long as you realised it wasn't a documentary then you've nothing to be embarrassed about.

Favourite bit? For me it's a toss up between that bit were he sets the sets the swimming pool on fire and then it explodes or the chainsaw shenanigans. So many excellent scenes in that movie._________________Roger Porter

Prisoners - 9/10
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peterHPorn Baron

Joined: 04 Apr 2006Posts: 3007

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:22 pm

The Factory 5/10

Basically a film version of Law & Order. (or at least the 'cop' bits) How much you like that TV series will reflect how much you'll like this film._________________The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.

SeanFoleyQuads

Joined: 23 Oct 2008Posts: 1868Location: Birmingham

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:05 pm

If you haven't seen it, OLDBOY is on again tonight on FILM4 at 1.30am.

In our complex rating system, I would give it a 9/10 _________________Do I know Darren Sprengers?

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stowjonRoyal Flush

Joined: 26 Oct 2008Posts: 9071

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:33 pm

SeanFoley wrote:If you haven't seen it, OLDBOY is on again tonight on FILM4 at 1.30am.

In our complex rating system, I would give it a 9/10

FU gary!!!! why did you have to post this!!!!! now i am going to have to sit up and watch this!
cant resist this film
9.5/10

stowjonRoyal Flush

Joined: 26 Oct 2008Posts: 9071

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:35 pm

started watching a film the other night called Hanna was very very good but was shattered and fell asleep watching it. from the bits i saw 7/10

SeanFoleyQuads

Joined: 23 Oct 2008Posts: 1868Location: Birmingham

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:56 pm

stowjon wrote:

SeanFoley wrote:If you haven't seen it, OLDBOY is on again tonight on FILM4 at 1.30am.

In our complex rating system, I would give it a 9/10

FU gary!!!! why did you have to post this!!!!! now i am going to have to sit up and watch this!
cant resist this film
9.5/10

At least it should suppress you appetite for a bit

Recorded Hanna, so shall give that a watch soon.._________________Do I know Darren Sprengers?

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barmybadgerCloset Gooner

Joined: 24 Sep 2006Posts: 4483Location: nottinghamshire

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:25 pm

Flash Gordon

10\10 masterpiece

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