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Friday, July 17, 2009

farm hand

I'm sure many of you wonder what I do, professionally speaking, besides entertain the blogosphere with amazingly awesome outfit posts. (Just indulge my delusional self and nod your head yes, please.) Well dearies, here in Nevada we rough the desert hills, mining for silver and tending to the fields. Leather-skinned outlaws roam and torment good folk, while the constant threat of isolation can drive a man crazy. CRAZY.

Ah hell, but everyone really knows gambling and prostitution run this state. And me? I work 9-5. Yep, a 9-5 prostitute. Now you can say you've met one.

Just kidding. I'm working as a paralegal right now, killing time before I find the perfect way to word my pitch letter to Anna Wintour, making her realize that there is no possible way she cannot have me write for her publication.

Yeah, I know. The prostitution bit was probably more exciting. And, as I'm sure I just lost 10 readers because of that statement, probably more believable, huh?

wow i am not even kidding you your style is AMAZING !!! you should get bigger pictures (imageshack, photobucket) i have no idea whty you dont get like 100 comments this is perfect. i love those lace socks with your boots those boots are incredible BRAVA!!!!lol

Adorable! So I see this picture and what pops into my head... Those little girls who used to play dress up and wear adorable dresses for their daily backyard, dirt playing or in this case with a rake. Damn I wish I had a back yard! I have a few dresses that could use some good dirty fun!! Oh well I guess jumping in puddles will do for now.