Crazy at the Opera

Naomi Campbell showed up at the opera last night and while she kept her crazy in check, the girl did look rough. Rough for Naomi, that is. Not rough compared to us, but rough for a supermodel.

The suit was awkward, the pants were ill-fitting, the weave was budget, and I hear even the straps on her shoes kept coming loose the whole time. In short, she was a mess. She did however manage to refrain from spitting on security or beating a bitch down with her cell phone, which is a shame. Because Emmy Rossum was there too.