13X-Day is being called "the best X-Day Drill yet" by most of the attendees. Obviously, had the Xist saucers come and the Rupture happened, it would have been much better, but we're beginning to suspect that "Bob's" point may be that X-Day could happen AT ANY TIME - so you had better get Slack now.

We are very happy with the hours of recordings we brought home, thanks to the great bands and ranters, and to Pater Nostril, who recorded it all. We will probably be combing through all that audio for the next ten Hours of Slack.

Many SubGenii have also posted their text reports on 13X-Day at the Members-only ScrubGenius group. Some are also posted on alt.slack, our older, unmoderated and kook-riddled forum. We will attempt to copy those reports and gather them here soon. Anybody is welcome to email us their pictures, writings etc. if they want to be sure and see them archived for eternity at subgenius.com.

This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our Western New York spawning grounds!

ARISE, MUTANTS!

WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA! (NOTE: This is NOT NYC, but a great campground in Amish country near Jamestown NY and Erie, PA)

HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event.
CAMPING is another $10 per person. There are motels fairly nearby, in Finlay Lake, Jamestown NY and Erie PA, and there may be bed-and-breakfasts available in Sherman.

IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack SALES SHACK".

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!

You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Brushwood... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Rev. Zorro hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"

"(The X-Day house party and fin d'seacle freak show "parade") ...is something even the back-to-gabbers do, with a pumped up number of beats per minute, ten pils down your gob for 20 hours of chomping your bit, no ambience save for a couple of yellow cube lights haven't been able to kill.

"Also consider the fact that bouncing around on bad 'frop (probably pils, if nothing worse) or bad Church Air (probably 'frop, if nothing worse) is considered a definite no-no, never mind what you heard. And then, is it really your idea of fun to stand around some crossroads with no clue as to your whereabouts, with a Brushwood map in hand which has snakes for roads crawling about, because you're hallucinating like an oilslide? Well then, simply get to know a few people first, which is not such a hard thing to do at X-Day Drill, and all kinds of possibilities will, if need be, arise by their own accord. In the meantime, remember: there's much more to be discovered!" - X-Day Guidebook

IT HAPPENED BEFORE! Some of it, anywayCheck out these in-depth photo and text reports from alt.slack and beyond, by the SubGeniuses who lived through it