Fun Facts: Zero is a snooty smoker. Today's setting is the Tree of Solitude. Today's guest star is Rob the Zombie, the peace-loving pothead. You know he voted for Obama.

Baa: Given California's financial crisis, they really should legalize weed. But in a perfect world, all smoking would be illegal and perpetrators would be shot on sight. Or at least you get to punch them in the face or something.

Don't forget to come up with an excuse not to vote! I got mine, what's yours?

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post misstated that "all smoking would be illegal and perpetrators would be shot on site." Removal regrets this error.