According to an eyewitness, a youthful Porsche driver ran his car down an embankment and landed in a parking lot. We're not sure if he was hurt or unhurt, but the schaden-fu is strong on LS1GTO.com, with loads of mirth being made of the kid's mishap.

Wow! A kid just wrecked his Porsche into my parking lot!

Just got this in my email this morning. This is at one of my apartment complexes, the story is a kid was driving dad's Porsche. There's a couple of S turns on this road that are fun corners... but he ran it off the road, falling down the cliff and landing in the parking lot of the apartments.

"Was he hurt?" one forum denizen asks. "Who gives a shit," another responds. More evidence that single-make car fans comprise the largest circular firing squad... in the world.