"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
peanut"(Margo Channing)

Thursday, 1 September 2016

Innuendo

Candice- a star in the making

Episode 2 of The Great British Bake Off had some cracking double entendres
Mel flirted with the camp Rav about how stiff his icing was with the purr " Can I warm your bag with my hands?"
Mary agreed to do a bit of carpet munching
And best of all, when Candice brought forward her model gingerbread pub , she asked Mel to help with the call " Can you come and grab my jugs?" ( jugs of ale of course)
Thoroughly British
Thoroughly filthy
and Thoroughly funny!

Hard to imagine that Mary Berry could have realised what she was actually saying!A parade of double-entendres like that is the sort of thing that makes Bake Off so much more entertaining than Masterchef, which takes itself far too seriously.

There is a huge poster advert here in Bath featuring a pretty woman and a carpet cleaner. I can't remember the exact wording, but it says something like, 'Get deep down in your rug.' I don't think they meant it.