In The Beginning Was The Plot.....And The Plot Thickened! Adventures on a Lancashire Allotment & Miscellaneous Musings.

01 January 2014

HNY

'Hey Pan...Happy New Year'
'STFU....go back to sleep'
'You furrys don't give a shit about new year, do you?'
'Nope'
'Why's that?'
'Well duh, every second is a brand new one, dummy.'
'We tamed time.'
'Nah..you just think you did. What you tame you become a slave of.... Time you went to work anyway.'
'Shit! So it is. Happy New year anyway.'
'Fill yer boots man, have a cuddle first, then fill my food bowl.'