You may know Scheana Marie from her stint as mistress of married man Eddie Cibrian, her exaggerated relationship with John Mayer, or starring on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spin-off, Vanderpump Rules. Yep, all pretty reputable things, if you ask me.

Now, the famewhore/aspiring pop star believes her new reality TV venture, as a waitress at swanky SUR restaurant, is the perfect platform to make her name known. Says Marie:

“I was a little bit apprehensive at first. I didn’t know if I wanted to do reality TV while trying to be an actress. But this type of show was the most perfect thing for me at the time, because it’s not just a reality show, it’s a career-based driven reality show. You’re going to see me in the recording studio and see me on the set of a TV show. Vanderpump Rules is not just a typical reality show where we all try to be famous. We’re trying to make our way to the top, and the cameras are there to capture that.”

Barf. And get a LOT of money while doing it, eh? I’d love Scheana to fade into the distant, trashy past of Mayer exes….