All four of you Judge Dredd fans out there should get a kick out of this.

Seems one Kevin Goldsmith (the dude above) loves the Dredd so much he created his own lawmaster (the bike above) presumably because, as Sly Stallone so eloquently grunted in that forgettable film, he is the law. Well, when it comes to all things Dredd, anyway.

But forget for a moment this Pee Wee Herman bike from hell or, for that matter, a codpiece sure to burn a hole in your soul. How ’bout that beard? Dude makes Alan Moore look like, well, me and my goatee.

Seriously, I fear Goldsmith and all he holds dear. Because he is obviously the law.