This is a pretty long Brikwars matched played with my two younger brothers.

In the dark underground of Virginia, there is a basement. And two forces of insanity are fighting for it...

The first faction, the Police, led by a manic-depressive alcoholic Sheriff (The guy in the Aussie-hat).

The second force, the Bandana Swordsman's Knight. They are commanded by the Blue Bandana Swordsman.

And, a detachment of the Conglomerate of Salt Miners stumbled into the area. Captain Subordinate leads this group.

Turns One And Two

Just some movement into the wide and featureless Basement. The Police are really far and are still slothing forward. A Firefighter on their side runs into the castle for some ale.

Turns Three and FourThe Pickup Truck and Flier fire upon each-other, to no avail. The truck damages the yellow attack vehicle. Police are still moving out. I get sick of this and grant double movement to them to enter battle faster.

Turns Five and SixConglomerate soldiers move to attack the police. Bandana Knights push the attack, losing their flier but making progress.

One Police Guy, infuriated that a Conglomerate soldier killed his girlfriend earlier in the battle, kills Captain Subordinate! However, the Sheriff is also killed, though he claims he's still alive, teleports away, and vows revenge.

The last of the Conglomerate makes their last stand, but then Besseh throws the pickup at them.