Thanks to the Internet, things that should never even be imagined are fully realized. Some of these might be photoshopped, some might be real, but regardless, you'll probably need a lot of this when all is said and done:

#1 Alex TrebekMy friend J-Balls will probably like this one.

#2 John StosselIf you don't know who this is, you're lucky.

#3 Geraldo RiveraWhere did this guy ever get the impression that he was good-looking?