I’ve been promising this spam for ages, but dirtbunnies demanded one because she is feeling rather low this month. Accordingly, I bring you the magnificence that is Eren Derdiyok. Get clicking on that cut.

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part one (Ghana, South Korea, Uruguay and USA) can be found here, part two (Argentina, England, Germany and Mexico) here, and part three (Brazil, Chile, Netherlands and Slovakia) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

So, there we have it. I'll be compiling an outtake edition for some of the teams that didn't make it (a.k.a. The ones that are pretty and I want to pimp shit out of) – it should be up in the next day or so, watch this space.

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part one (Ghana, South Korea, Uruguay and USA) can be found here, and part two (Argentina, England, Germany and Mexico) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part one (Ghana, South Korea, Uruguay and USA) can be found here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

The knockout rounds are about to begin, and, seeing as my team was too shite to make it through*, I need to pick another, y/y? Well, all right, I've already picked Uruguay for my bb!Nando, but it's a perfectly functional excuse for a Fangirls' Guide.

I'm sure you'll know how these work by now, if you saw my Guides to the CL/UEFA Cups, the Euros, and to Serie A the last few years - but, in case you don't, it goes like this:

Over the next few days, I will be posting a run-down of all sixteen squads. Four at a time, in alphabetical order because I'm anal like that. Each and every squad member will be listed, with a photograph and a rating on the following two categories:AttractivenessNational Caps[I couldn't think of a practical third category, so we're sticking with two this time.]