Archive for the Holiday 55s Category

It was very kind of you to stop …No worries.You have no idea how hard it is to get a cab on Christmas day …I know.
.Anyway, we’re very grateful … so, is there much demand for turkeys on Christmas?You’d be surprised …Yes, but live turkeys?*gobble gobble*Don’t worry about him. He likes you.

Yes …. I realise that I should have booked a cab last night but … yes, I know it’s a busy … hello? Hello? They’re fully booked.
.Don’t look at me like that.That’s the fifth company you’ve tried.And it’s not my fault they’re all busy. It is Christmas. What? What do you want me to do?

Fucking pigeons!Let’s walk, he says. It’ll be fun, he says. Work up an appetite, he says.I’m right here.I know.Look, it can’t be long until we get there. See? We’re here. And Kath’s is … here!That’s her old place.Well where is she then?Turn to the next page. And again.Oh.

Is the cab here?Nope, we’re walking.We’re what?Walking – I’m not paying £37 for a £2 bus journey.There are no buses! It’s Christmas!And we’re walking.To South London?Yes.Across the river?Yes.It’s going to take us 4 hours to get there!Well we had better be off then.
.I hate you.