Qbopper wrote:every time I want to play this it gets ruined because people draw dicks with the pen and throw shit everywhere and if I have to lock down the options and moderate a fucking boardgame why bother

You seem to just be unlucky. Most of the games I've played were devoid of such behaviour.

I've found (through running games in the library in the actual game SS13) that a good way to do an SS13 tabletop is to make the players nuke ops so that they're actually like a party, it's a good time and this might actually be fun to use