Kermit has run afoul of Germany's media authorities. ZAK, the federal commission charged with regulating the German airwaves, found Kermit guilty of illegal product placement in an appearance last year on commercial network Pro7.

The channel used the famous frog to present its so-called Disney Day of programming, which featured several family-friendly films. But Kermit also mentioned the theatrical release of Disney's "The Muppets." Because the promo was not marked on screen as an ad, Pro7 violated German media law, which bans product placement unless clearly identified as such. Pro7 has admitted the error.

In its most recent session, the ZAK also ruled against pay TV group Sky Deutschland for showing ads of sports betting site bwin during its broadcasts of German league soccer matches. Sky violated the German ban on gambling ads on television, ZAK ruled. Sky has argued the gambling ban does not apply to on air references to bwin, which are not traditional ad spots.

The media commission can not directly fine broadcasters for breaking advertising laws, so it is unclear whether the violations will have any legal consequences.

....and then, and then the head of German broadcasting, who happens to be a hard-nosed son of a gun with a grudge against amphibians, has Kermit arrested until such time as he can pay an exorbitant fine--one million euros! The Muppets don't have that kind of money because they have a LOT of bills/restitution to pay related to Gonzo's latest Stunt Spectacular. So in true Muppet fashion, they break him out of jail and go on a mad journey around Europe, gathering clues that will prove that the frog was framed!

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were writing the next movie.

Seriously, though. I'm glad I don't work for German TV. Sounds like there are lots of rules lurking around just waiting to be broken.

My thought is that his entire appearance was probably scripted and this script was undoubtedly approved by the German television network. I can understand the Germans' fear of hidden propaganda but if there's anybody libel for this bizarre rule it would be the network, but Disney or Kermit. The Muppets are obviously being used to grab headlines. I guess that can be seen as a good thing in a twisted little way.