That all ran through my head on Saturday night when I traded a few semi-casual/semi-seductive stares with “her” across the bar at one of Philly’s premier after-hours venues.

Ok, so maybe we have known each other for a while, maybe we have shared a few laughs, and maybe there were a few brief moments of “potential” flirtation, but nothing quite like this!

“THE LIP BITE”

If you have ever given, or received, this sultry form of non-verbal communication while you were in a bar, the message is as clear as the Evian in a glass made of Swarovski Crystal.

“SExXx”

Ok well maybe not directly sex. But it’s pretty apparent that something sexual is being suggested. Don’t kid yourself and act as if the lip bite can ever be misinterpreted.

“Last night we made direct eye contact across the room, she gently slid her tongue over the lightly shimmering lip gloss, and then seductively bit her bottom lip…”

Imagine if my Facebook status currently read, “Last night we made direct eye contact across the room, she gently slid her tongue over the lightly shimmering lip gloss, and then seductively bit her bottom lip..”

Every single one of you would be extremely tempted to give me a “Likes This” thumbs up…Or comment as an inquiring mind to either the identity or the outcome…The reason being, subconsciously everyone has some sort of oral fetish, or consciously even an abstinent bling man can see that there is something sensual about the lip bite…

Allow me to restate that passage for those who are visually impaired:

“Last night we made direct eye contact across the room, she gently slid her tongue over the lightly shimmering lip gloss, and then seductively bit her bottom lip.”

See it sounded even hotter the second time, don’t lie!

If I were to elaborate on the detailed outcome of this encounter, let’s just say this website could go from brokeup.com to strokeup.com pretty quickly. (Do not even Google that because it’s probably is a site, and I don’t want to think of what content it would host…)

Anyway, I have to be honest. Not every Lip Bite necessarily ends in fireworks. But the fact is, I dare someone to say that the Lip Bite is not the damn equal of flicking lit matches at a box of M-80’s. It’s fiery, it’s explosive, and it has the potential to lead to much more….

So I find myself chatting casually with friends, trying to determine, is there any form of non-verbal communication that is more suggestive then the infamous “Lip Bite?”

If so, I am dying to see it….

Your thoughts?

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