Two nations dividedBy a common languageAnd about two hundred years of new songs and dancingBut the difference is languageAnd just the bits you got wrong'Cause we were the ones who invented the language

Sorry, oi, that's just my idea of a jokeBut you guys are different to us across the pond folkAnd I keep having to say that I'm only jokingIn New York when I have to buy fags on the road, oiBiggy man, god bless America and thatBut you lot keep killing all your best talentWe build up our stars and then papers sweep on themAnd you build on stars and maniacs shoot themI don't know much about nines and maxBut we still got two dues we're inclined to payAnd I much prefer the profit margin nowadaysAnd crystal methods all the height with crackIt was no shock to me when we flew to the doorAt the Nars gig where the mans were shooting in a warSince it got reported in the latest news storyThat London is now more dangerous than New york

Two nations dividedBy a common languageAnd about two hundred years of new songs and dancingBut the difference is languageAnd just the bits you got wrong'Cause we were the ones who invented the language, oi

Understated is how we prefer to beThat's why I've sold three millions and you've never heard of meThe paparazzi shoot me the the girls all loose on meBut don't shoot hiders, we fight football rivalryThe work wac means to cum back homeAnd I wrote the ten wac commandments on my ownI was in front of the bloke shooting at the Nars showBut they weren't shooting at him it was honor that night thoughWe don't shoot idols happily shoot insteadUp my road the police just thought are you dead'Cause they guessed he might of been a bit of a terroristerDoes this bomb look big in this bag then but we love Biggy, Johnny Cash and Stevie WonderIt's no Biggy we got no cash and its no wonder'Cause I'm proud we gave you people like John LennonEven though you shot him as well

Two nations dividedBy a common languageAnd about two hundred years of new songs and dancingBut the difference is languageAnd just the bits you got wrong'Cause we were the ones who invented the language