You need some banners with kanji in the background, preferably translated to something along the lines of "trees green make of fabric" or "recycle to be doing". Ensure the compliant uke has zero idea of what he is doing, if the instructor has no idea either it will be an instant classic. Be sure to include unrealistic techniques that are broken down into several movements, each more preposterous than the last. Lastly, and this one is important, mispronounce two of every three words of the arts language, extra credit will be given if you pronounce osu ossoo.

Internet will be won if you do and say this and your art isn't Japanese.