Uh... Are there any toys she can play with? Keep her away from the wooden blocks, the wooden trainset, the wooden... everything. We tried using plastic toys, but then the house started to smell like burnt plastic. Oh, that's too bad. The sandbox out back works. Just don't step in there because it's filled with glass. I guess a hot bath won't be too hard then. It's more like a sauna, but you get used to it. Is that the only positive perk about babysitting Twilight? Pretty much. Everything else is a pain. I figured out that reading to her makes her sit in one place. Time for a 6-hour reading marathon. I'll probably never know the specifics, but just how rich do you have to be in order to hire a Princess to babysit? You'll need more money than Princess Celestia. Hey, I don't even need money. All Princess Sun Butt needs is the cake in the break room and Princess Luna to stay entertained. Sister, someone put a bucket filled with glue atop my bedroom door again. It's very infuriating. Also, we might need to order more coffee cake in the guards' break room. Guards love coffee cake. Mystery solved. The caterer placed 10 whole coffee cakes in there at 2AM, left the room, and found 10 empty trays 5 minutes later. Polls have recently discovered that the guards actually hate coffee cake. Oh... well... I'll get to the bottom of this! Twilight Sparkle, get to the bottom of this. YAAAYY!!! I won't let you down!