One time, when I was in high school, a deputy sheriff caught me and the girlfriend going at it in the front seat of my car.As he was shining the flashlight on our naked asses, he said: "Boy... I hope you know I'm next."I looked back at him and said: "Cool. I never farked a cop before."

Had a threesome in the back of my old Mazda B2000 pickup truck (with a cap).... although I had brought plenty of blankets, cushions, and pillows for the occasion. We parked in the middle of a cul de sac where some big houses were under construction. Nobody bothered us and a good time was had by all.

Eighteen years later and I'm still friends with one of those girls. :D