The Bronx Zoo is giving you the opportunity to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after anyone you choose. Pin it. Nothing says "I love you" (or "I want to squash you like the vermin you are") quite like a cockroach. MORE

The Bronx Zoo is giving you the opportunity to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after anyone you choose. Pin it. Nothing says "I love you" (or "I want to squash you like the vermin you are") quite like a cockroach.