When back in university, one of the medical students advised me to drink a capfull of shampoo if I wanted to get booked off from taking an exam. Apparently it upsets your stomach just enough to convince the doctor that you have a stomach bug when listening to it with a stethoscope. He even proposed a brand that was supposedly "best" for this purpose.

There were no instructions on conditioner. Who uses conditioner anyways?

When back in university, one of the medical students advised me to drink a capfull of shampoo if I wanted to get booked off from taking an exam. Apparently it upsets your stomach just enough to convince the doctor that you have a stomach bug when listening to it with a stethoscope. He even proposed a brand that was supposedly "best" for this purpose.

There were no instructions on conditioner. Who uses conditioner anyways?

When back in university, one of the medical students advised me to drink a capfull of shampoo if I wanted to get booked off from taking an exam. Apparently it upsets your stomach just enough to convince the doctor that you have a stomach bug when listening to it with a stethoscope. He even proposed a brand that was supposedly "best" for this purpose.

There were no instructions on conditioner. Who uses conditioner anyways?

You do realize that mixing shampoo and conditioner into the same bottle negates their cleansing properties, yes? When mixed, shampoo and conditioner literally counteract each of their own chemical compositions breaking down the proteins and essentially turning it into poison for your scalp. Why do you think they come in separate bottles?

You do realize that mixing shampoo and conditioner into the same bottle negates their cleansing properties, yes? When mixed, shampoo and conditioner literally counteract each of their own chemical compositions breaking down the proteins and essentially turning it into poison for your scalp. Why do you think they come in separate bottles?

You do realize that mixing shampoo and conditioner into the same bottle negates their cleansing properties, yes? When mixed, shampoo and conditioner literally counteract each of their own chemical compositions breaking down the proteins and essentially turning it into poison for your scalp. Why do you think they come in separate bottles?

You do realize that mixing shampoo and conditioner into the same bottle negates their cleansing properties, yes? When mixed, shampoo and conditioner literally counteract each of their own chemical compositions breaking down the proteins and essentially turning it into poison for your scalp. Why do you think they come in separate bottles?

Ahh see, that is a much newer technology for a reason. The advent of shampoo+conditioner in the late '80s was a ablutionary revolution, previously thought to be impossible. Since then we take it for granted, but if you review the declassified reports from the Johnson & Johnson experiments you'll see some horrible stuff about rhesus monkeys having holes melted into their skulls and skin peeling off. Be grateful the scientific advancements in hair washing technology were made, probably thousands of innocent monkeys died horrible deaths so you could save one step in your daily routine o7

You do realize that mixing shampoo and conditioner into the same bottle negates their cleansing properties, yes? When mixed, shampoo and conditioner literally counteract each of their own chemical compositions breaking down the proteins and essentially turning it into poison for your scalp. Why do you think they come in separate bottles?

Ahh see, that is a much newer technology for a reason. The advent of shampoo+conditioner in the late '80s was a ablutionary revolution, previously thought to be impossible. Since then we take it for granted, but if you review the declassified reports from the Johnson & Johnson experiments you'll see some horrible stuff about rhesus monkeys having holes melted into their skulls and skin peeling off. Be grateful the scientific advancements in hair washing technology were made, probably thousands of innocent monkeys died horrible deaths so you could save one step in your daily routine o7

Ahh see, that is a much newer technology for a reason. The advent of shampoo+conditioner in the late '80s was a ablutionary revolution, previously thought to be impossible. Since then we take it for granted, but if you review the declassified reports from the Johnson & Johnson experiments you'll see some horrible stuff about rhesus monkeys having holes melted into their skulls and skin peeling off. Be grateful the scientific advancements in hair washing technology were made, probably thousands of innocent monkeys died horrible deaths so you could save one step in your daily routine o7

Totes.. lots of animals perished in the making of these modern conveniences..

Overall, humanity is Life's best chance regardless of all the harm we do..

If Icarus never flew too close to the sun, How would he know that there was a sky beyond and that he needed better wings to get there..

The key is recognizing that we need to make those better wings, and not spend too much time blaming the sun for being too hot, or the sky for being too high, or the wax for being so runny..