I've seen people get caught more by buying gifts other people weren't supposed to find out about. I knew one dumbass that left his gifts for his other wife in the trunk of the first wife's car and another who left receipts laying around.

FTFA:It is meant to be a time of peace and love. But Christmas Day has become the day of the year when unfaithful husbands are most likely to be caught out, according to one of Britain's top divorce lawyers.

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But the other thing we find a lot is that there are a lot of text message 'bustings' on Christmas Day, usually because the husband leaves the phone around and the mistress is sending messages.

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Husbands will go off and call the mistress and then the wife will wonder where they were or who they were calling, they will either find the number on there or the text message.It's interesting to note that wives in England don't cheat on their husbands.

gadian:I've seen people get caught more by buying gifts other people weren't supposed to find out about. I knew one dumbass that left his gifts for his other wife in the trunk of the first wife's car and another who left receipts laying around.

Or, ordering something online, and the company calls you at home."Hi! This is Mary from Victoria's Secret. For being such a frequent customer, we'd like to offer you..."

I bought a girlfriend a Victorias Secret gift certificate one Christmas.Then my wife wondered why I kept getting Victorias Secret catalogs in the mail.I blamed it on signing up for a few free magazines online.

MorteDiem:I bought a girlfriend a Victorias Secret gift certificate one Christmas.Then my wife wondered why I kept getting Victorias Secret catalogs in the mail.I blamed it on signing up for a few free magazines online.

gadian:I've seen people get caught more by buying gifts other people weren't supposed to find out about. I knew one dumbass that left his gifts for his other wife in the trunk of the first wife's car and another who left receipts laying around.

sloshed_again:Digitalstrange: This thread should be epic, a bunch of guys who can't get one woman pointing and laughing at guys who get caught trying to keep 2.

If you do not want it, what's she doing in your home?Wanting two or more is like slamming your hand in the car door.

Way to assume. I am not married currently and never cheated on my wife while I was. Cheated once in my life on a girlfriend who had already cheated on me. As you can imagine it wasn't a healthy relationship.

Being single as the result of a breakup that happened after my girlfriend (she's the one who introduced me to Fark) started cheating on me days before Christmas last year, I wish cheaters nothing but heartache and misery in 2013!

Back in my day the only thing you'd have to worry about was the dreaded 'reply all' mistake (true story--a prof at a big time college did the 'reply all' thing to his grad student mistress, and instead of telling her that his wife was out of town and to get ready for sweaty sexytime he told the entire faculty and student body) heh heh.

quartercomma:true story--a prof at a big time college did the 'reply all' thing to his grad student mistress, and instead of telling her that his wife was out of town and to get ready for sweaty sexytime he told the entire faculty and student body

Wait, why was she CCing the entire campus on her message? Sounds like someone noticed his "reply all" habit and decided to work it into her revenge plans.

My ex-girlfriend said that it would be okay to have sex with other people, which only made me suspicious. I came to find out after we broke up that, before our relationship, she was a cum dumpster who took money for sex. So, my guess is that she felt so guilty about lying to me about her past and deciding that she couldn't have sex with me that she thought this would make up for it.

I'm glad we didn't end up married.

To me, any type of misrepresentation is wrong. Don't just get into a situation that will hurt another because it's "comfortable" to you. Move past being a five year-old maturity-wise and be honest with other people in your relationships or don't have them.

Ordinary Genius:I find that it's easier to not cheat and just be miserable. At least this way, I know that I can keep my money. And, maybe I can buy a wave runner. People that have those are always happy.

I am hoping for an ATV myself. I want something I can ride year round.

There was an airline in the early 70's that f'd up big time. A promotion was run for business class tickets where it was a buy one/get one free assuming the wives would be taken with on a business trip. What was awesome in the history of failed promotions was sending a "thank you" card a couple of weeks after the trip was made addressed to the wife saying that they hoped that she enjoyed the trip.

Whenever I'm out with friends, my wife usually send me a text telling me not to sleep with any sluts. I always tell her they will be fine, upstanding, Christian women.

One of my co-workers was a fundie. His 20% salary contributions kept the church open. While driving the family to a new job over Xmas break, she waited until they were in Colorado to break the news to him that she had gotten onto a "dating site" and had slept with 50+ guys while he was away for three months. He turned the car around and dropped her off at her parent's home, stating why. I gave him his old job back while they worked things out, but what I will never forget is the anguish in his voice as he said to me "I could handle the golf pro, the (fireman)? but a lawyer?

exvaxman:One of my co-workers was a fundie. His 20% salary contributions kept the church open. While driving the family to a new job over Xmas break, she waited until they were in Colorado to break the news to him that she had gotten onto a "dating site" and had slept with 50+ guys while he was away for three months. He turned the car around and dropped her off at her parent's home, stating why. I gave him his old job back while they worked things out, but what I will never forget is the anguish in his voice as he said to me "I could handle the golf pro, the (fireman)? but a lawyer?

Most people cheat when they stop caring about their current relationship. They are just too chicken to end it until something else comes along. Their apathy along with laziness and stupidity is why they get caught.

I've got more respect for someone who cheats successfully than one who cheats and gets caught.

'How was I supposed to know that my girlfriend might look at my cell phone? I mean, I couldn't have seen that coming!'

If you suspect your SO is cheating, then he/she probably is, and has been for a while.

I knew someone who suspected his fiance of cheating, and he was telling me about his keyloggers that record everything typed on a computer, and I was like "Dude, its over. If you're seriously thinking about buying one of those, you already have your answer."

LDM90:MorteDiem: I bought a girlfriend a Victorias Secret gift certificate one Christmas.Then my wife wondered why I kept getting Victorias Secret catalogs in the mail.I blamed it on signing up for a few free magazines online.

/no longer have the girlfriend, the wife or money

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I was going to go for the who Nelson from the Simpson's "Haa haaa!" bit, but that works great too.

KiwDaWabbit:My ex-girlfriend said that it would be okay to have sex with other people, which only made me suspicious. I came to find out after we broke up that, before our relationship, she was a cum dumpster who took money for sex. So, my guess is that she felt so guilty about lying to me about her past and deciding that she couldn't have sex with me that she thought this would make up for it.

I'm glad we didn't end up married.

To me, any type of misrepresentation is wrong. Don't just get into a situation that will hurt another because it's "comfortable" to you. Move past being a five year-old maturity-wise and be honest with other people in your relationships or don't have them.