A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #890 - Mating

I am convinced my parents sowed my face with salt as a kid, and that's why I can't grow the connector between a mustache and a beard. And since a beard alone would make me look Amish, and a mustache alone inevitably brings porn comments, and no facial hair makes me look ten years younger, well, that leaves a goatee . . .