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We knew it! The aliens were exercising their rights as Free Citizens the entire time!

Well, you cheeky monkeys have done it again. The submissions for our Create-a-Cheesy 1990s-style NHL Poster contest are ridiculously clever. The deadline for them has passed, but we'll certainly have a third gallery of these things over the weekend.

We'll announce the winners and prizes after the Trade Deadline nuttiness, but remember: We've got a partnership with Heritage Hockey for this and other contests this year.

Gallery One is here. And now, the madness of Gallery Two! (Big ups to contest master David Cicirelli for the ID4 poster above.)

And here … we … go.

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VICEEEEe

We like the idea of updating old school posters for this contest. From James T. Paterson:

While not a Hawks or Bears fan myself, the original "Chicago Vice" poster is a classic that begged for attention in this forum. Sweetness packing heat is fantastic in and of itself, but Captain Serious with an Uzi is simply too much to fathom.

He belongs to the city. He belongs to the night ...

Oh, you didn't think that'd be the only Patrick Kane cabbie reference, did you?

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Kyle Lededa veers too close to a movie poster contest here, but there's no question this would be on someone's dorm room wall in the 1990s. But chest hair? Inaccurate.