Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Le' Paris (Hilton)

All I want to know about her is weither or not she should be captured by the government as a danger to society. The girl has to be walking around with every STD known to man, and probably one or two that we don't know about. They're bound to kill her. That, my readers, is why she's on my roster.

Of course, knowing my luck, all those STD's are probably busy fighting over who's the best that they don't have any time to focus on what they're suppossed to do.

And before you ask, no I wouldn't hit it. Not even with a stolen dick, as George Carlin would say.