Sadly for the three women disturbed enough to read this blog, David Beckham's air-kiss to FC Dallas's Adrian Serioux wasn't foreplay to hardcore gay sex, but a taunt after the defender delivered this egregious two-foot tackle from behind that earned Serioux a red card during the Galaxy's 5-1 win on Sunday.

As Serioux tromped off the field at Pizza Hut Park, Beckham blew him a couple of kisses and then curled up his fingers and gave him a few farewell waves. That riled up the record crowd of 22,331, and from then on they booed Beckham every time he touched the ball.

Beckham's response? After laying on the perfect cross for Edson Buddle to head home his third goal of the game and the Galaxy's fifth, Beckham turned to the crowd and put his right forefinger to his lips in a shushing motion.

Holy crap. There were 22,000 Texans at a pro soccer game? Was there some kind of crazy promotion? "All kids under 12 get a free FC Dallas hand gun"?

Oh, and in Nascar, it's LEFT-hand turns. Ignorant bugger. Go take your lorry back to your loo and take a lift to the petrol station.

/inexperienced at insulting limeys

05.22.08 at 4:20 pm

C'Mon You Reds!

Or is it left-hand turns? I should ask a redneck, they may know their right from left…maybe…Joe Buck, is it right or left?

05.22.08 at 4:23 pm

C'Mon You Reds!

Ask a red-neck, get an answer!

And the first time (SHUDDER!) the US wins a World Cup, YOU WILL be the first in line buying the kit, won't you?

Or will you be busy watching left turn, left turn, wait for it….left turn….pit stop….left turn….left turn…..left turn….wait look an accident, get out the camcorders and get this up on the net, quick! Left turn….left turn….left tu–you get the idea.

Clueless Dolt.

05.22.08 at 4:28 pm

FierceSeaman

22000 texans at a soccer game =mexicans

05.22.08 at 4:30 pm

Mutant

Of course Beckham blew a kiss to a dude. He plays soccer.

05.22.08 at 4:33 pm

WhyDoYouAsk

What is this "World Cup" of which you speak?

Actually, I don't care much for Nascar, but I do like to defend my country's stupid sports against your country's stupid sports.

And why the capitalization (not capitalisation) of Dolt? Is that a title in your land? "Now presenting Kensington Cuntworth, Dolt of Manchester."

05.22.08 at 4:36 pm

twoeightnine

Clueless dolt? You're the one trying to insult Americans by saying that we like NASCAR. News flash, Americans don't like NASCAR. Only inbred Southerners descended from Scousers enjoy NASCAR.

It's going to take a lot more than a World Cup win for us to run out to buy a uniform, like them switching the rules to allow touchdowns. Were you even alive the last time England won a World Cup? And if so, who helped you turn on your computer?

05.22.08 at 4:37 pm

Cock Flashy

Do NOT mistake car racing for a mainstream American sport. Please.

05.22.08 at 4:37 pm

Brat

I’m still stuck on Becks featured in hard core gay porn.

/fetishist

05.22.08 at 4:38 pm

C'Mon You Reds!

So when a baseball player hits a game-winning homerun, and 15-20 grown men run out of a dugout and slap his ass, that is "un-gay", or "gay-ish", or just "sportsmanlike"? Hmmmm….good thing Becks is banging a Spice Girl, cos then you'd all be very confused!

05.22.08 at 4:44 pm

C'Mon You Reds!

I love that you jump to the conclusion I am a Brit – THAT IS GOLD!

To address the my sport V. your sport arguement and, moreoever, the "insulting of American", take a quick look at the thread – post after post insulting soccer – the sport the ENTIRE WORLD plays. So, applying your mode of thinking (that I am insulting America for their love of Nascar), then all of those posters bashing soccer are, indeed, insulting the world. That can't be… Americans NEVER DO THAT!

PS, capitalization of Dolt – that was just a typo, but you can have that title, Sir.

05.22.08 at 4:47 pm

Cock Flashy

Ok, so, you said what now?

/knows argument has no "e" in it

05.22.08 at 4:49 pm

rv

come on guys forgive the scouser. between dodging muggers, looking for work, digging for chow in the garbage bin and hanging out in that unemployment office called anfield, the guy has it tough. especially after yesterday

05.22.08 at 4:52 pm

Merk

uhoh – c'mon isn't an american, and he's not a brit and earlier today he said he's not a european… and he's a raptors fan… please no please no please no…..

05.22.08 at 4:53 pm

C'Mon You Reds!

Yeah, sorry, my big-tittied super hot blonde secretary was busy getting me a coffee, and I typed that myself – had I known the spell-check police would be called, I would have been more thorough.

/knows a comma could have gone after "what" and before "now". But will let it slide.

05.22.08 at 4:58 pm

C'Mon You Reds!

Yeah, RV, yesterday was tough to watch, I admit that…the rest of it can ba applied to someone from, say….Philadelphia…see what those Penguins did to the Flyers. Shit…..

05.22.08 at 4:58 pm

WhyDoYouAsk

Oh, not a Brit? My apologies. Perhaps you are Icelandic or Hungarian or South African? In any event, welcome to the internet, and your sport sucks. And yes, we will insult the rest of the world…when it comes to sports. Our President, however, you can have.

And baseball isn't gay. Except, of course, when the Red Sox are involved.

05.22.08 at 5:01 pm

C'Mon You Reds!

Well, we can at least agree on the Red Sox, then, eh? (there's a clue).

Merk, are you sad that the Leafs have no GM, no coach, and no captain? I haven't been a Leafs fan since 1987, you? Join me and cheer for the Mighty Penguins! Or meet me for a drink at Scallyways at Yonge and St. Clair, we will cheer for Liverpool with the other 300 who usually attend each game….we'll NEVER WALK ALONE!

05.22.08 at 5:09 pm

Merk

I'm a Habs fan, and uh, a different kind of Canadian altogether. The closest I get to soccer is when i hoof the neighbors kids' ball off my lawn into the road to watch them sob. It's kinda my thing.

Hey look over there! someone else making fun of soccer!

/runs to buffalo

05.22.08 at 5:24 pm

WhyDoYouAsk

Oh — you're from America Junior! If I take back my soccer insults, can you ship me some cheap meds? I need that stuff that makes you stop having sex with kids…it's called PediphEnd. Costing an arm and a leg down here (which, coincidentally, is all that's left from the 5 year old from next door). Think Yukon help me out?