.-. That feel when your mom's drunk boyfriend comes home at like 12:30am and you wake up having to pee so ya gotta wait for him to go to his room before going to the bathroomAnd when ya get there....he's already urinated on the floor.... >_> I swear to god I'll never drink

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At least he tries to use the loo My stepdad just pees in the yard outside...in full view of the kitchen window luckly we have blinds and the windows high enough that he cant also flash us at the same time

Fun Fact: Urine is sterile when fresh so if you wipe it off with a wet cloth shortly afterwards you're fine. Still has the gross factor but at least you can rest easy knowing that scientifically it's clean XD