I've long joked (probably even right here on Fark) that the Democrats should take extreme right positions to trick the Republicans into voting for left-wing bills. Reverse psychology works on people with the mentality of toddlers.

Hypothetical W.H. statement: In light if the higher than average suicide rate during the Holiday season, the Obamas wish you to choose life, and if you know someone in trouble, get them to help.

Fox's natural response: The Obamas dont just want you to live healthier, but also LONGER so you can keep paying TAXES. They are pandering to the pro life movement while doing nothing to fight abortion. Dont let them dictate what you do with your life! Please, if youd like to display your opposition to Obama's "Death Moratorium,"I send photos of your corpse to Fox & Friends.P.S. WAR ON CHRISTMAS!