Michele Leonhart, the head of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, is reportedly due to announce her resignation sometime very soon. Leonhart is said to be resigning over a scandal in which DEA agents attended sex parties paid for by drug cartels and oftentimes thrown in the DEA’s own taxpayer-funded living…

Hey, this is fun: agents for the Drug Enforcement Administration based in Colombia have been attending sex parties with local sex workers since at least 2001, parties that are paid for in part by local drug cartels. Nobody’s getting fired. Why would anybody get fired?

The Department of Justice released a report on Thursday slamming the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) for throwing "sex parties" with sex workers hired by Colombian drug cartels. Sounds like a real conflict of interest.

The Utah State Senate is considering a bill that would make it legal for people with "chronic and debilitating diseases" to consume edible medical marijuana. But no one has paused to consider the effect that will have on the woodland creatures of Utah; a special agent with the Drug Enforcement Administration warned…

Yesterday the Drug Enforcement Administration moved to axe the sale and distribution of three types of "fake pot," synthetic marijuana mixtures imported primarily from China and India. (Maybe you recall discussions about this from Demi Moore's 911 call after she OD'd on the ersatz ganj last winter.)

Cocaine is so 80's. If you're a US government official, there's a new habit-forming hotness to emerge from the country of Colombia: prostitutes. At least, that's what's to be believed in light of the latest report that Drug Enforcement Administration officials habitually made Colombian poontang pit stops while…

Warning: Should you ever become embroiled in a criminal conspiracy, your silliest Facebook photo will be posted on The Smoking Gun. That's what just happened to Pauline Wiltshire, recently arrested in an Adderall scheme that seems to implicate her sister.

Britney Spears has been released from the hospital. According to the Los Angeles Times, she will continue to receive outpatient treatment for her bipolar disorder. • The D.E.A is investigating Heath Ledger's accidental overdose. ABC medical editor Dr. Tim Johnson said, "It would be inconceivable that one doctor would…