Today’s a waking nightmare for the Texas officials who are paid to keep dangerous folks locked up:

1. Catherine Evans (right), a former state district judge in Dallas County, faces a felony charge of trying to smuggle a knife and other contraband into a Texas Youth Commission facility, reports Christy Hoppe of The Dallas Morning News. That’s embarrassing all by itself. It’s made worse by the fact that Gov. Rick Perry recently named Evans TYC ombudsman — a job in which she was supposed to make sure that juveniles in state lockups were kept safe from harm. Evans has resigned and could not be reached for comment Monday. Why do we need an ombudsman? Well, the agency has a history of physical and sexual abuse scandals, as The News showed in a 2007 series of investigative reports.

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1. Charles Dean Hood (right) may well deserve to die for murdering two people in Plano. But I’d feel a whole lot better about killing killers if I knew they got a fair trial. And that’s very much in doubt here. The latest: Texas’ highest court said yesterday that it’s too late for the defense to use evidence that the trial judge and Collin County’s DA were, um, romantically entangled. Defense attorneys tried to work this angle earlier but

lacked evidence — the affair, like most, was secret. But now they have admissions from former DA Tom O’Connell (under Hood) and paramour Verla Sue Holland (below).

2. The appeals court decision comes at a particularly difficult time for Texas’ image. I recently summarized three other ongoing capital punishment embarrassments, including two in which there’s real doubt about a convicted man’s guilt. In one of those cases, the defendant has already been executed.

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Today’s Hot Links look at how the tables have turned on two former representatives of the Texas legal system.

1. Was he trying to make the Guinness Book of World Records? Michael Meissner (right) worked for 17 small-town police agencies in 18 years, The Dallas Morning News reports today. Now he’s jailed, facing child-porn and organized crime charges in Dallas and Tarrant counties. He worked most recently for a town in Central Texas, but it’s hard to understand how that was possible. WFAA-TV (Channel 8) reported two years ago that Meissner lost his peace officer’s license in 2003, used a phony college degree and had an arrest record.

2. Former Dallas municipal court Judge Tiffany Lewis (right) pleaded guilty Tuesday to stealing tens of thousands of dollars while working as a private lawyer in a Tarrant County probate case, reports The News‘ Tanya Eiserer. Lewis was sentenced to 60 days in jail and 10 years of probation. The State Bar of Texas took away her law license in 2005.

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Does wearing a black robe mean never having to say you’re sorry? Do you deserve a taxpayer-funded car allowance? Today’s Hot Links make me wonder:

1. Sharon Keller says she would do it again. The presiding judge of the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals (at right, waiting for her misconduct trial to begin) testified Wednesday that there was no reason to keep the court open late in 2007 for a death-row inmate’s last-minute appeal. Hours later, the killer was executed. Now that the tables are turned and she’s facing trial, Keller faces possible removal from the bench. And this isn’t the former Dallas County prosecutor’s only legal woe; another stems from her failure to list millions in personal assets on a financial disclosure form, as my colleague Steve McGonigle’s investigation showed.

2. The Dallas suburb of Richardson spends more than $800,000 a year on employee car allowances, Dallas Morning News reporter Ian McCann finds. Many of the employees do lots of on-the-job driving — but some are just getting perks. How does this compare to what other cities do? Are city-owned car fleets a better alternative?

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Interesting how things aren’t always what they seem. That’s a theme in our stories today:

1. Dallas Congressman Pete Sessions has ripped earmarks. And yet he gave a sweet one worth $1.6 million to an Illinois company that wants to build a blimp the military could use, Politico reports. A former aide to Sessions just so happens to lobby for said company, which said it had no government contracting experience.

2. Were you one of the Texas parents who locked in cheaper college tuition for your kiddo by prepaying years ago? Well, that piggy bank is nearly broke, the Houston Chronicle tells us. The state comptroller asks you not to panic just yet.

3. Jury of your peers? A Dallas County judge said prosecutors unfairly eliminated minorities from hearing the death-penalty case of a black man, leaving only whites, The News’ Jennifer Emily reports. This reminds me of our investigation team’s 2006 series, Striking Differences. It found both prosecutors and defense sought to remove jurors based on race.