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hahahaha, that's funny, I kinda had the same thought about an "invisible shield" (i just didn't want to be the first to admit it)

and my hopes of being a super hero were once again crushed...

Hiram . . . you're already a super hero in my book.

HiramMan: In a freak accident where a 500,000,0000 watt Irving/Circle K hotdog microwaver blasted him with GammaDeltaGuiness radiation young Hiram was immediately transformed into HiramMan.

A mild-mannered, but occasionally clueless, Irving/Circle K Repairman by day, by night Aaron transforms into HiramMan by downing a six pack of Guiness which immediately gives him . . . or convinces him . . . that he has super powers of flight, great strength, a genius-like intellect and the looks of Adonis . . . but sadly he soon learns that falling off the UHOP barstool does not constitute flight, the ability to remove a bottle cap with a bottle opener does not constitute great strength and the ability to recite the alphabet backwards while only messing up three times does not constitute great intellect . . . and as for the looks . . . well beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.\

However, HiramMan does truly have some unique super powers . . . the ability to issue sonic belches rivaling Barney from the Simpsons is only surpassed by his Great Gas Defence (aka Skunkman's Scent) which he uses to scare away both friends and foes who cower in fear from both the noise and the odor. His greatest power however is the One Line Witticisms which he can use to disarm even the most hardened criminal.

His one weakness: olives (or any vegetables for that matter) in his Guiness.

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."