John Calipari Found Solace on a Golf Cart, Did Not Opt for Pizza Like Urban Meyer

Why must every high profile coach sit on a golf cart following a crushing postseason loss? If it’s to get through the stadium quicker in the interest of getting the hell out of there, I’d rather be speeding through the corridor on a Segway and slapping the head of every person I passed.

Nonetheless, what we have here is a deflated coach with a lot on his mind.