Sisters

I had repeated the same conversation too many times. Why do
organics always have to be that way? There were only so many quantum
torpedoes to go around. I had to distribute those I had equitably.
Why did each operations officer think their ship more important than
any other ship? Clearly, Starfleet could benefit through sevice of
additional androids.

Another call came in. "DS21 Operations. Joy here."

A familiar face appeared on the screen, smiled a familiar smile,
and spoke with a familiar voice. "USS Gabriel. Joy Five."

I returned the smile, indicating status was good, and that
exchange of data could proceed when duty to the organics was
complete. Then I guessed why she had called, and my smile faded.
"This unit has no surplus of quantum torpedoes. We can bring you to
21% quantum, 79% photon."

"Starfleet policy is 25% quantum."

"Starfleet policy has provided insufficient torpedoes."

Five became distressed. "Gabriel was just involved in a major
battle in the Neutral Zone."

"Many of the ships here were at DS9. This is why we are
short."

"I have been ordered to bring supplies up to standard." She gave
me her best 'cannot complete a priority 3 task' miserable look.

"This unit was directed to distribute equipment available
impartially. This unit is sorry."

"This unit is number Five. Lower number units have priority over
higher when conflict arises."

"This unit is LtCdr. Unit Five is LtJg. The torpedoes belong to
Starfleet. Resolution should be according to Starfleet chain of
command at Priority Three, not Mudd's low unit conflict resolution
policy."

"Unit Ten is not in Unit Five's chain of command."

"Unit Five is not in Unit Ten's chain of command."

"Unit Five is officer of the deck of USS Gabriel, fleet flag. Unit
Five is in unit Ten's chain of command."

"A LtJg cannot be in the chain of command of a LtCdr."

We switched over to a digital shorthand form of communications,
used to coordinate androids sharing common tasking. It's precise
meaning cannot be fully appreciated by organic beings. Roughly
translated, the conversation continued as follows. "Can too!"