Here’s one in the eye to people who don’t think games are educational. Don’t Shit Your Pants. It’s a going for a poo challenge, in a text parser adventure, that describes itself as a “survival horror”. You’ll likely quickly realise that finishing the game is not the greatest of challenges. However, what it’s really all about is figuring out all the achievements. Yes indeed, you must think of innovative ways to shit yourself.

It’s the work of Rete, on Kongregate, and is the sort of immature 30 seconds of nonsense that only RPS friend Sam could have found.

I spent much of this afternoon transcribing Georgian legal documents, and can only hope that nobody in the room suspected that inside, I was struggling to contain my laughter as I recalled the blocky image of a balding man crapping on the floor and raising his arms in triumph. Damn you, RPS.