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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Running tip: If you wear tights, always wear black. They will camouflage almost anything you don't want people to know about.

One fellow blogger, Miss Brightside, made a very observant comment regarding my bikini picture in this post. Specifically, she said, "I am completely jealous of your bikini status, but I must ask you...are you at all concerned about the red stripe through the crotch of the bottoms...my eye kinda went straight there!?"

Funny, but I had not noticed this before. I think I love that girl for her attention to detail. I had to ponder this: Am I worried about the red strip in the crotch? The way I look at it is that unless I am straddling over your face, you probably wouldn't see it. I don't plan on doing this straddle move frequently on the beaches of Mexico, even with a bit of tequila under my belt.

Don't you love pictures where you were clueless and someone pointed out something outrageous to you about the picture? See if you can find what's funny about these:

Me, not trying to be profane, but wondering why my thighs look like this:

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Well, I guess it's good to know that you have a bikini you can wear at that time of the month with no worries. While you're at it, you should probably put a dab of wood stain on the back side...just in case.

Hahaha! Too funny!Just because you share so much info and being so candid, I'm sharing this with you. I was driving yesterday to a conference and I spilled a diet cherry limeade when I picked it up from the cup holder. My "you know where" was icy cold. When I finally got to the hotel to shower and change, my panty was "red cherry limeadey" colored.