Jonas Brothers BREAKUP ADVICE

ByonFebruary 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers give advice on how to breakup with a girlfriend in J-14 magazine Nick: ‘You say, ‘I’m sorry about this, but I’m not feeling the same way as when we started going out and I think it’s best that we go our separate ways and try to be friends.’

Joe: ‘The worst is that awkward week before you actually break up with the person because you know you’re going to split. You feel sick about it the whole time. You feel like you’re going to throw up!’Kevin joked: ‘You say, I don’t like very much. You have cooties. I’m allergic to girls. Or fake your death.’ Kev’s ex-girlfriend Zoe Myers revealed that he CRIED when they broke up. Scan under, click to enlarge.

that’s okay boys. I think I have better skills at breaking up with someone than you guys ever will. Instead of giving the advice, maybe you should take some yourself! Just a thought.

Anonymous

well, we don’t know if selena and nick will remain friends or not, it’s too early to tell. lol.

Anonymous

so nick, is that what u said to selena?? lol
nice diet coke shirt….haha

Anonymous

who the hell are they to give breakup advice, really?

Sadiezz

Oh, and SNL is gonna be EPIC.
I hope to God they’re in a skit. [:

Anonymous

Wow I love how everyone’s like “Bastards. Fucktards. etc” taking on a person’s side that they DON’T KNOW THE ENTIRE SITUATION. Calling people out when you’re not even involved and shouldn’t be in someone’s business? How do we know for sure about what happened? We only hear ONE side of the story. Of course everyone believes it because they’re gullable & stupid enough. Drama ensues and judgements are made. Sad …

Anonymous

lol, but they definitely made fun of him in their new youtube video. more power to em.

http://www.google.com Lovely_Gema_!23

Kevin answer was sooo funny.
He wasn’t taking this serious.
Which is NICE.
I don’t think Kevin really uses the same line over and over for a break-up. Ya know?

Come on people, he wouldn’t really fake his own death.
Don’t be stupid.

Nick sounds like he’s thought about breaking up with girls….Lol.
“When a boy says “we can still be friends” its like your dog dying and your mom saying “You can still keep it.”

Anonymous

if you know how to treat miley well go marry her
you claim to know thier relationship but you dont
miley claims to be a good rolemodel but yet she takes pictures like that. so jb can also call themselves gentlemen if miley could say shes a role model

cappy <3

you watching that too? she looks fierce and yeah she forgot that one line. lol but she got over it fast.

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line , verse – same thing lol i tend to over exaggerate things to make it sound interesting =P.
oh yeah she was fierce and she killed the peformance hense that mistake

mel

they shouldn’t exactly be giving break up advice, seeing as almost all of their exes have written pretty messed up songs towards them xD. roflsfksfdmileyandtaylor<3

mimi

I feel bad for these guys. I truly do.
Every fucking thing they say, you all find another way to bitch about them. Your all spineless. You just automatically believe Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.
I don’t believe JB, or Swift and Cyrus. Not that I don’t BELIEVE them, but we don’t know whos right so therefore, you can’t really believe either OR take sides. AND I DON’T CARE.
You know why? Because it’s not OUR business, it’s not OUR job to analyze their relationships.
So all of you need to go get a spine and stop believing every word those bitchy PMSing girls say. [tay&miley]

GOODBYE.
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now you know how we feel about miley and this guy dont have it as bad as her. she has media,papz,haters, critizing and twisting everything she says or do. look at the asian photo a private photo having fun with friends is getting sue have you ever heard of such stupid thing to do 16 year old getting sue for having fun with friends is ridiculous! the girl apologice and now the want her hard earn money. she the one that gets up at 4am to do her job not those people she works none stop for her money nobody handed to her and now they are trying to steal her money for a photo with friends is absurd and dumb. why dont this asian go an work for their money like she does. she should sue them for making other people think she was doing that when she clearly said she wasnt!! and you are complaining for some people critizing them for their own dumb things they do please!! they dont have as much to deal yet as miley does! they havent come under fired like miley has and called names for pic that only showed a stomach aaaaaaa stomach only is stupid!! and the media ignorant fans critized her and called her name for that even the vanity were she is only showing her tham back got critized. i just think this girl gets critized for everything way out off proportion and you are complaining for them!! what is this world coming to!!

Sneha

I know Niley was the fantasy relationship for those who could not get boyfriends but you need to get over what Nick said.. you bash the kid for not saying anything, then he sais something.. and because it isnt exactly what you wanted to hear you bash him..
I find nothing wrong with what he said, at least nothing worth making a huge deal out of.. it was barely noticable.. i didnt really even think about it untill i came on here and everyones crying over it. Get the fuck over it.

o and btw: JB ROCKS.

Anonymous

god bitches get stitches

team miley/demi/selena/taylor

shut the fuck up with that “JB ROCKS” SHIT

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BAAA “bitches get stitches” that gonna be my new line that was hillarious. out of all the haters on here u sound bitter but like u put humor into it idk u kinda remind me of my bff but yea sorry im like totally venting right now ha

Blake

Why would u wait a week if u want to break up with someone. Why not do it then and there?

Anonymous

Oh, and SNL is gonna be EPIC.
I hope to God they’re in a skit. [:

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ya an epic FAIL dude jb so 2 days ago

Kristen

*hear…
sorry havent been in school in 2 days haha.. presidents day weekend baby

Anonymous

guys are idiots. how about advice on how to keep your girlfriend?

Anonymous

no one cares

brittany (:

she hung up on him idiot
so stfu
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dood, what kind of douche breaks up with someone over the phone? everyone knows it isnt classy to break up with someone over the phone/text/online/etc.
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he was in europe
did you want him to fly back and do it ?

Anonymous

Hey Nicholas, I think that you should hear all this, I’ve got some things to say to you. When we met, I just said, that “I think that you should check me out on YouTube.” Of all the girls who want to be with you, you know. I’ll be the one to stand by you, & i won’t ever go. Hey Nicholas, I think that you should hear all this, I think that I was made for you.

‘Cause I can’t help it if you look like an angel. Can’t help it if I want to make music with you, so… Come feel this magic I’ve been feeling since I met you, can’t help it if there’s no one else. oooh, i can’t help myself.

Hey Nicholas, I’ve been holding in all this, so I got more things to say to you. I’ve never felt the way I feel, ‘Cause I’ve never seen nobody shine the way you do. The way you talk, play guitar, the way you’ve stayed the same. It’s beautiful, wonderful, don’t you ever change. Hey Nicholas, I think that you should hear all this, I’m really quite impressed with you.

‘Cause I can’t help it if you look like an angel. Can’t help it if I want to make music with you, so… Come feel this magic I’ve been feeling since I met you, can’t help it if there’s no one else. oooh, i can’t help myself.

I’m home alone & you’re out on tour but i want you here tonight. So maybe you’ll find me & then things will finally feel just right and we’ll shine, shine, shine.

Hey Nicholas, I’ll give you 50 reasons why I should be the one you choose. All those other girls, well they’re beautiful, but would they RE-write a song for you?

‘Cause I can’t help it if you look like an angel. Can’t help it if I want to make music with you, so… Come feel this magic I’ve been feeling since I met you, can’t help it if there’s no one else. oooh, i can’t help myself.

Anonymous

team demi/miley/selena/taylor
sorry jb
hoes before bros

Anonymous

ikr? man up, joe. wtf is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Hey nick 9i love you sooo hot and i would love if you said that to me because that means we would be going out

is it really their fault if they dont like the girl they were or are going otu with? i mean its mean to go out with a person that you dont like!!

haha aww nickk and joe and kevin lol

rii

line , verse – same thing lol i tend to over exaggerate things to make it sound interesting =P.
oh yeah she was fierce and she killed the peformance hense that mistake
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jeez thats sorta mean to over exaggerate things. someone already commented how could she forget a whole verse when she wrote the song. its a lot different than one line. some haters will probably jump on it too now =/

:)

“I think it’s best that we go our separate ways and try to be friends”. Well I really wonder if him & miley can be friends.

“Cause I don’t wanna see you and me going our separate ways
Begging you to stay if it isn’t too late” / Nick Jonas.

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LOL, true. But they never got the chanse to be friends. they dated when they met.

rii

Yes why is it when Miley expresses her feelings in a song such as 7 things, she is a strong single girl and everyone feels so bad and when Kevin does everyone hates him………….. hmmm
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compare video girl lyrics to 7 things lyrics. just think about it, and then you will have your answer.

bar

if you know how to treat miley well go marry her
you claim to know thier relationship but you dont
miley claims to be a good rolemodel but yet she takes pictures like that. so jb can also call themselves gentlemen if miley could say shes a role model
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well there is always a blind one. i hope you are not a girl because you are putting yourself down by putting the girls down! if the guys read this they might learn to do the right thing since who ever the heck is managing them are giving them wrongful advise on how to be happy with a girl and treat them!a real gentleman are heroes to girls as beautiful as miley in need! i wouldnt mind going against the rules for her at all she is well worth it!!
i didnt say i want to marry miley eventhough she is on my dreams every night! the girl is gorgeous and very sexy when she dances! what guy wouldnt dream about her!!
As for the picture really give a rest! the girl didnt show absolutly anything! she doesnt need to be ashame of nothing! hey! if you saw something send it to me because those pics just made me want to see more!! because really i didnt see anything!!but stomach and i see that everyday at the mall girls walking with their stomach out on the air not to mention super short shorts.if you call that wrong then go to the mall and tell all those girls going public to put their shirts down and on top of that tell the girls that go to the beach to cover their stomach,legs and backs! wow is this a sin now to show the stomach really!! ignorant little girl!! i really dont know why people made such a huge thing about miley pics i didnt see anything showing really you people need to give a rest am a guy and am still waiting to see what was wrong with the pictures she didnt show nothing! actually it made me want to see more since i didnt see anything!!
I think miley is a great role model she admirable,she doesnt give up and she has every move watch and she head rumors head on and dont hide or denied i have to admit the girl has guts! something the little boy nick didnt have for her since she took everything alone in the public eye! he should had done what zac did stand by his girl no matter what even if they broken up at least as a friend and clear her name! i mean what does he think he a girl or something the only image he needs to watch is not to get caught doing drugs or alcohol on the image point of view of guys!dating someone like miley will make just more famous! and all guys jelouse of him like i am that he got to date her and not me!
she always seem happy and positive after seeing what awful thing people said about her showing her stomach i was wow you must be kidding me that!! go to the mall and you see a lot more specially in new york!!i live in florida and you see what girls wear!!shows a lot more than what miley showed which nothing compare what i see girls wearing outside!!

Camy

I may officially love Kevin. Oh why does he have to be a Jonas?

Sneha

Its not easy to break up with someone.. I was dumped.. and i know it wasnt easy for my ex to do it.. but we’re still good friends..

Yvonne

Zoe HAS to be using this crap to get attention for a cd or something. What rock did she crawl out from underneath? She must be upset that Danielle is getting all this talk that she didn’t

Anonymous

I know Niley was the fantasy relationship for those who could not get boyfriends but you need to get over what Nick said.. you bash the kid for not saying anything, then he sais something.. and because it isnt exactly what you wanted to hear you bash him..
I find nothing wrong with what he said, at least nothing worth making a huge deal out of.. it was barely noticable.. i didnt really even think about it untill i came on here and everyones crying over it. Get the fuck over it.

I know Niley was the fantasy relationship for those who could not get boyfriends but you need to get over what Nick said.. you bash the kid for not saying anything, then he sais something.. and because it isnt exactly what you wanted to hear you bash him..
I find nothing wrong with what he said, at least nothing worth making a huge deal out of.. it was barely noticable.. i didnt really even think about it untill i came on here and everyones crying over it. Get the fuck over it.

o and btw: JB ROCKS.

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i know right
he finally talks about it
and its not what they want to hear
so now he’s a douche or a jerk etc…
like shut up and leave him alone
nobody is perfect as hannah would say

Anonymous

oh, please. it sounds legit to me. her story is just as believable as kevin’s. you jonas teenies would jump off of the empire state building if jb told you to.

Sneha

wtf? haha

Anonymous

god bitches get stitches

team miley/demi/selena/taylor

shut the fuck up with that “JB ROCKS” SHIT

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BAAA “bitches get stitches” that gonna be my new line that was hillarious. out of all the haters on here u sound bitter but like u put humor into it idk u kinda remind me of my bff but yea sorry im like totally venting right now ha

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lmao bitches get stitches thats something that should have been said a LONG time ago to some of these people

Kristen

Hey Nicholas, I think that you should hear all this, I’ve got some things to say to you. When we met, I just said, that “I think that you should check me out on YouTube.” Of all the girls who want to be with you, you know. I’ll be the one to stand by you, & i won’t ever go. Hey Nicholas, I think that you should hear all this, I think that I was made for you.

‘Cause I can’t help it if you look like an angel. Can’t help it if I want to make music with you, so… Come feel this magic I’ve been feeling since I met you, can’t help it if there’s no one else. oooh, i can’t help myself.

Hey Nicholas, I’ve been holding in all this, so I got more things to say to you. I’ve never felt the way I feel, ‘Cause I’ve never seen nobody shine the way you do. The way you talk, play guitar, the way you’ve stayed the same. It’s beautiful, wonderful, don’t you ever change. Hey Nicholas, I think that you should hear all this, I’m really quite impressed with you.

‘Cause I can’t help it if you look like an angel. Can’t help it if I want to make music with you, so… Come feel this magic I’ve been feeling since I met you, can’t help it if there’s no one else. oooh, i can’t help myself.

I’m home alone & you’re out on tour but i want you here tonight. So maybe you’ll find me & then things will finally feel just right and we’ll shine, shine, shine.

Hey Nicholas, I’ll give you 50 reasons why I should be the one you choose. All those other girls, well they’re beautiful, but would they RE-write a song for you?

‘Cause I can’t help it if you look like an angel. Can’t help it if I want to make music with you, so… Come feel this magic I’ve been feeling since I met you, can’t help it if there’s no one else. oooh, i can’t help myself.
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haha i saw this on youtube today.. and i posted it in this post..
I love it, its so cute

Anonymous

she hung up on him idiot
so stfu
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dood, what kind of douche breaks up with someone over the phone? everyone knows it isnt classy to break up with someone over the phone/text/online/etc.
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he was in europe
did you want him to fly back and do it ?

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I KNOW!
do you recall that they are indeed
celebrities?
they cant freaking go to each others houses
like RIGHT AWAY
phone was the best way

Anonymous

I know Niley was the fantasy relationship for those who could not get boyfriends but you need to get over what Nick said.. you bash the kid for not saying anything, then he sais something.. and because it isnt exactly what you wanted to hear you bash him..
I find nothing wrong with what he said, at least nothing worth making a huge deal out of.. it was barely noticable.. i didnt really even think about it untill i came on here and everyones crying over it. Get the fuck over it.

o and btw: JB ROCKS.

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i know right
he finally talks about it
and its not what they want to hear
so now he’s a douche or a jerk etc…
like shut up and leave him alone
nobody is perfect as hannah would say

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oh god ur probably like the one fan on here reposting so that it seems like jb didnt lose fans but really jbs are the new fuck ups of 2009

Anonymous

god bitches get stitches

team miley/demi/selena/taylor

shut the fuck up with that “JB ROCKS” SHIT

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team JBMILEYDEMISELENA =]

Duh

How do u know that Nick broke up with Seleana and it wasnt the other way around. Dont say cuz hes happy and shes sad. We know Nick is good at hiding his true feelings

Anonymous

stop bashing taylor!
i think we would all hang up. if your boyfriend called and said im breaking up with you… over the phone!

Sneha

oh, please. it sounds legit to me. her story is just as believable as kevin’s. you jonas teenies would jump off of the empire state building if jb told you to.
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naww I would only jump if I knew I would land safely somewhere.. haha jk, jk.

rii

she hung up on him idiot
so stfu
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dood, what kind of douche breaks up with someone over the phone? everyone knows it isnt classy to break up with someone over the phone/text/online/etc.
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he was in europe
did you want him to fly back and do it ?
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was he in europe for a year or something? NO. and im pretty sure around that time they saw each other soon at award shows. no one decides to breakup with someone one day and does it that day unless something bad happens. look at this fuckin post, he said he feels awful the week he knows hes gonna break up with someone. if he was a gentleman that the jb say they are, he would have waited to break up with taylor face to face. he obviously knew he was gonna break up with her, why not wait till he saw her soon after he came back from europe? one can argue he probably didnt want to string her along, but he was in fuckin europe. its not like they saw each other everyday anyways, they probably kept in contact by phone, perhaps not even everyday too. so he could have totally waited just a little bit longer.

Anonymous

Ugh, I don’t even like her but I really feel bad for Zoe Myers sometimes. First of all, that cheating rumor came out of thin air–neither Kevin nor Zoe ever even implied that’s what happened. Second of all, “Video Girl”? Reducing a year-long relationship to a matter of seconds…. nice. Looks like we know where Nick got it from, eh?

Anonymous

god bitches get stitches

team miley/demi/selena/taylor

shut the fuck up with that “JB ROCKS” SHIT

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team JBMILEYDEMISELENA =]

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um no srry have u even been on oceanup latley jb is out of that whole team thing

TEAM GIRLS

Sneha

wtf? I was the original, but i didnot respond to myself..
besides the person who responded to me her username is mileyyy&jb<3… I fucking hate Miley haha.

so stfu and go dream about being lesbian with Miley..
k, thanks.

Yvonne

You have got to be kidding? Zoe hasn’t said ONE word in 1&1/2 years, and now she is plapping her lips. She has some alterior motives

Anonymous

Mandy doesn’t hate Joe. And you know they have other girlfriends other then Tayor and Miley.

Anonymous

she hung up on him idiot
so stfu
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dood, what kind of douche breaks up with someone over the phone? everyone knows it isnt classy to break up with someone over the phone/text/online/etc.
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he was in europe
did you want him to fly back and do it ?
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was he in europe for a year or something? NO. and im pretty sure around that time they saw each other soon at award shows. no one decides to breakup with someone one day and does it that day unless something bad happens. look at this fuckin post, he said he feels awful the week he knows hes gonna break up with someone. if he was a gentleman that the jb say they are, he would have waited to break up with taylor face to face. he obviously knew he was gonna break up with her, why not wait till he saw her soon after he came back from europe? one can argue he probably didnt want to string her along, but he was in fuckin europe. its not like they saw each other everyday anyways, they probably kept in contact by phone, perhaps not even everyday too. so he could have totally waited just a little bit longer.

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Maybe he didn’t want to wait a little bit longer.
You dont know how he felt, none of us do.

Anonymous

dont recall AJ talkin shit about Joe?
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i thought potential breakup song was about joe?
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Yeah, I thought so too. And JB’s song “Move On” is supposed to be about AJ. Based on those lyrics, Joe is pretty bitter towards her; his song doesn’t make her sound like a “poor little victim”. So there people – breakups SUCK for both sides.

Anonymous

god bitches get stitches

team miley/demi/selena/taylor

shut the fuck up with that “JB ROCKS” SHIT

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team JBMILEYDEMISELENA =]

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um no srry have u even been on oceanup latley jb is out of that whole team thing

TEAM GIRLS

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team fuck you nobody cares

Anonymous

so? maybe she finally got sick of jb’s management’s crap. you must know how they control these girls and how pissed they get when they even suggest that they dated one of them. it’s hard to keep feelings bottled in for so long, you know.

Anonymous

POOR KEVVY!!

Jonas 4 Canada !

EW ITS ZOEY :O!

http://www.google.com Lovely_Gema_!23

I agree with You Yvonne.
‘Cause really, why open your mouth NOW?
It just doesn’t make any sense.

aha.
shes “plapping her lips”
because j-14 is reaching
out to her and asking
her to tell her story.
c’mon now.

AnonymousLY

Your last comment is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard hahhahahahaha still makes me laugh. yeah seriously why are people talking smack about kev he was kidding everybody knows he is very sensitive he was just goofing around thats just the way he is. plus that he cried when he broke up with zoe shows that the guy has really good feelings and a big heart i love him. i love them all.

Lauren

haha….I have the same hat as miley in that pic!
Nick, if we get together, we would never break up,
trust me! lol

Anonymous

BULLSHIT.
cause you know,
nick and miley stayed BFF after the relationship.
and that joe and taylor are as tight as spandex pants?
yeah – NO.
these boys are very hypocritical.
i think THEY are the ones who need the advice.

oh yeah, and dont bitch at me,
im not hating (:

Kristen

fuck youuuuuu

http://www.google.com Lovely_Gema_!23

I agree, with that too. I wouldn’t think she would go running to them.. But it is just strange to wait to
ask what happened because well its been a long time.

Sadiezz

I have come to the conclusion that:

25% of you are bipolar
and 75% of you are PMSing.

Kristen

and that joe and taylor are as tight as spandex pants?
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Nice similie haha

Anonymous

more like 75% have finally gone through puberty and are outgrowing these tools. 25% are still prepubescent, but they’re getting there.

kate

The Jonas brothers has change.
The reason they doing this valentine thing
Or in their say Now they keep saying they “love you” in every message.
Or talking about “marrying our biggest fans” or “dating a fan”
or We’re gentle mens, we pulled out the chair for girls, we open the doors for girls or we only see inner beauty is all FAKE. It’s all for publicity.
Last time maybe they were a little bit sincere but now it all seems so fake.
They trying to fool girls that they’re sweet,romantic & gentle man.
with their deep meaningful songs. by the way, the song move on by jb was really harsh and it dose not make them seems like the gentle man they are, or breaking up on the phone? or asking their girlfriends semi-naked photos? or Have a great affection for someone for 2 yrs & when they’re done they said it’s nothing. He could have said “It’s just not meant to be.” As I was saying.All they want is YOU’RE $$ MONEY $$. They would most definitely will never date a fan. they only want to make you guys fantasize so ya’ll buy their album, go to their concerts & many more. And that money they’ll proberly buy a vibritor to manstubate. I hate how they trying to fool girls heart. you can see in the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amSGcxxfGb4&fmt=18. you see all their facial expression at 0.12 is like they’ve been force to do this valentine thing.and what’s the purpose of that video? oh yhea to promote their 3D concert movie! So their female fans would be “aaarrrh they’re so sweet. they care for us and wish us valentine’s day!” They’re not. They do everything for a purpose all these “sweet things” you think they do is all promotional it’s eaither an album ,concert or movie or book or whatever. My friend is one of those super dedicated fans. And she really thinks she’ll marry one of them someday. I feel they all faking and only wants her $$money$$. And it makes me mad when I see these boys are playing with my friend’s heart & all she do is Fantasize about them about marrying them.Sure their music is alright & they’re really good looking (that’s the main reason girls are falling head over heals) but I won’t spent a single cent on them, because that money gose to them & we’re here working/studying hard. they’re there shaking legs making out with their girlfriends. Maybe I’ll just lisent to their music for free on youtube. or download it for free. Open you Eyes Girls!! See right through them!!!
and if one of you fans exp. (touch wood) had a heart attack would they care less? but if something happen to them you all would be “omg! omg! poor them! are they okay? are they okay?…. blah blah blah blah” please girls.. .. please do open you eyes.
..Girl Power… they are not gonna play with our hearts & fool us!

Anonymous

team selena&demi&miley&taylor
screw JB.

XOX

BULLSHIT.
cause you know,
nick and miley stayed BFF after the relationship.
and that joe and taylor are as tight as spandex pants?
yeah – NO.
these boys are very hypocritical.
i think THEY are the ones who need the advice.

joe got pretty pissed after he broke up with AJ hahahha
that song was pretty mean

Bella.

You know that something is wrong when every girl they date hate on them.

Anonymous

LOL
A+

Jane

kevin probably broke up because she wanted him for fame or because his management said no. i would like to here his story though

Anonymous

Read what Zoey said, thats proff that JBs management is the one telling them to be private, and not the boys themselves….

ZOE

Why does the pic says jonas brothers not virgins?????

FEEEEEEET

JONAS LOVERS SQUISH JONAS HATERS UNDER THEIR GINORMOUS FEET..

Anonymous

no

Anonymous

you guys, BREAKING UP IS A PART OF LIFE! What did you expect them to do!?!?! Even though they were miserable with their relationship Nick should just lead Miley/ Selena on and get married?!?! Jeeez you stupid kid act like they commited a murder! Gosh they are just being teens stop freakin out about a break that is none of your business and you don’t even know the real story.

http://www.myspace.com/chrissysavers Shania

OMFG
I LOVE YOU KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Anonymous

I bet Nick’s gonna date Jordan Pruitt next…
doesn’t she have a crush on him?
& Didn’t he used to have a crush on her?

Anonymous

awwww so cute!!!!
i love them !!!!!!
team jonas of course!!!

http://undercoversecrets.wordpress.com Anonymous

true that

Yvonne

And we are to trust anything Zoe says now? She’s just bitter cause Danielle is getting so much press so she needs to seem relevant

25% of you are bipolar
and 75% of you are PMSing.
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like how do there personal lives effect u i think miley and taylor are big girls and can move on …. u guys see a fraction of their real lives … u guys will still complain when they are married and have children but you will say what about niley … they are young and ur going have to get used to a lot more relationships … move on and stop looking to the past

Anonymous

gtfo, douchebags. their 15 minutes will be up by this time next year, i’m calling it now.

Kristen

Holy shit that was ugly..

kimmy4

no duh
she just wants her 15 minutes of fame, so shes trying to make kevin look bad. I wonder what she did to him

Anonymous

he cried bahaha

Anonymous

HE WAS JOKING!!

Anonymous

jonas fans are so pathetic. they attack anyone who dares to point out that they are controlling asshats. get lives, all of you.

http://oceanup.com sserena<3

they both used too,
and she said that he inspired some of the songs she wrote.
but i dont think thatll happen.

Jock

I dont recall AJ talkin shit about Joe?

Anonymous

you gtfo seriously

Sadiezz

I have come to the conclusion that:

25% of you are bipolar
and 75% of you are PMSing.
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like how do there personal lives effect u i think miley and taylor are big girls and can move on …. u guys see a fraction of their real lives … u guys will still complain when they are married and have children but you will say what about niley … they are young and ur going have to get used to a lot more relationships … move on and stop looking to the past
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And what does that have to do with anything I just said?

Anonymous

I feel bad for these guys. I truly do.
Every fucking thing they say, you all find another way to bitch about them. Your all spineless. You just automatically believe Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.
I don’t believe JB, or Swift and Cyrus. Not that I don’t BELIEVE them, but we don’t know whos right so therefore, you can’t really believe either OR take sides. AND I DON’T CARE.
You know why? Because it’s not OUR business, it’s not OUR job to analyze their relationships.
So all of you need to go get a spine and stop believing every word those bitchy PMSing girls say. [tay&miley]

GOODBYE.

Anonymous

way to ruin a great song.

Anonymous

potential breakup song is about him
she sent him a birthday cake in the mail the day after they broke up B)

Yvonne

Kimmy, she Zoe seriously has to have a cd comming out or something. She can go jump off a cliff

Athena

kevin must’ve met denielle
or disney came knocking and forced them to breakup

i want to ask them soo badly if they ever think about their exes
like, AJ and Zoe
idgaf about miley or selena
lmfao

uhh like you should be talking..it’s not like you knew what really happened either.

Anonymous

selena broke up with nick, not the other way around. just fyi.

Anonymous

hmm taking advice from them does not seem like the smartest idea. all their ex’s hate them and you’ll probably get a ‘move on 2.0′ song written about.

Anonymous

jonas fans are so pathetic. they attack anyone who dares to point out that they are controlling asshats. get lives, all of you.
—
I feel sorry for you that you let your opinion revolve around Taylor Swift’s bitchyness.
I really pity you.
I really, really do. Good luck in life.

Anonymous

you can’t really believe either OR take sides
….
those bitchy PMSing girls

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oicu, hypocrisy

lola

selena broke up with nick, not the other way around. just fyi.

^^^^^^ actually true

Anonymous

how do u know??

Anonymous

god bitches get stitches

team miley/demi/selena/taylor

shut the fuck up with that “JB ROCKS” SHIT

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team JBMILEYDEMISELENA =]

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um no srry have u even been on oceanup latley jb is out of that whole team thing

TEAM GIRLS

…..

Amen …. chicks before dicks ALWAYS.

Girls over 16 who are defending the JB and their image of “the ultimate boyfriend” make me really sad. Just put yourself in the exes position. Would you want to be treated like that? To the young ones, you will learn soo enough when you fall in love for the first time.

Females need to stick together. That is why I believe that Miley/Taylor/Demi/Selena are all now hanging out. I give Camilla and Damielle about 2 months, and they will be in the Jonai ex-girlfriend support group too.

Wouldn’t that be one hell of a collabo song/video? Taylor writes the music and lyrics with Miley and Demi’s help. All 6 of them sing and dance in the video.

Anonymous

team selena&demi&miley&taylor
screw JB.

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congrats. Go suck on Taylor’s dick.

Anonymous

nope. try again.

http://www.google.com Lovely_Gema_!23

And you would know this because?
You were in the relationship?… I think not.
For all we know they are still going out.
We dont have proof who broke up with who.

Anonymous

Ugh, I don’t even like her but I really feel bad for Zoe Myers sometimes. First of all, that cheating rumor came out of thin air–neither Kevin nor Zoe ever even implied that’s what happened. Second of all, “Video Girl”? Reducing a year-long relationship to a matter of seconds…. nice. Looks like we know where Nick got it from, eh?
—
She used him for fame you fucking Taylor Swift ass kisser. what do you expect him to do? write a song about how lovely she is?
So MILEY can write 7 Things, but when Kevin tries to express his feelings, he’s a douche?
Hahaha little girls.
I feel sorry for your ass. Bed time soon.

alliegator.(:

Why would I want that advice? You can all see how the girls felt after the breakups. PISSED. You guys are just a bunch of little fags singing love songs, but in reality you are the fucktards who fuck it up in the first place. Gay little boys
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agreed.
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uhm; girls are emotional.
they’re going to play it out for all it’s worth.
we’re catty.
ADMIT IT, we really are.
we backstab other people, to make ourselves feel better.
whether or not the breakups were as bad as the girls say they are,
breakups happen, and the boys obviously did something well enough that they still remember them, HENCE…them wanting to bring up the past.

breakups happen. you wont marry every person you date,
you go through people, to find the one that completes you.

so seriously, shut it.
(:

alice

FIRST

Boop

Or just pretend you never dated and treat them as if they don’t exist! That’s the way to go.

lol irl @ the taylor hater who keeps posting over and over. i sincerely hope puberty kicks in soon, child.

Anonymous

Try to be friends? lmfao, riight.

Anonymous

The JB posts were so much fun today.. now its just a big bitch fest..
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Agreed. I always agree with you, haha (:

lezzy:]

since when does nick be friends with his exs? didnt he say before that “exs can’t be friends.” ?? im confused.

Anonymous

Joe’s one to talk
HAHAHA

Anonymous

Obviously they don’t take their own advice. Fucktards.

cry me a river.

HAHAHAHAH, what’s wrong with the Jonas Brothers?, they always cry when they break up with someone. At least Nick & Kevin.

Anonymous

LMFAO he cried?

What a dick.

Now we have valid proof that Kevin’s nothing but a gay fag.

rii

I dont recall AJ talkin shit about Joe?
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i thought potential breakup song was about joe?

She used him for fame you fucking Taylor Swift ass kisser. what do you expect him to do? write a song about how lovely she is?
So MILEY can write 7 Things, but when Kevin tries to express his feelings, he’s a douche?
Hahaha little girls.
I feel sorry for your ass. Bed time soon.
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what i really dont get is why people think 7 Things is some big hate song. half of it is about what she likes about nick. actually, you can categorize it as a love song. those 7 things that she hated about nick is part of what she loved about him. her song basically listed all the things she disliked about him but in the end she still loves him – even with those flaws.

SYNGATES

WOW..
ZOE IS A BITCH TO TELL THE WORLD THAT KEVIN CRIED LIKE AN ANIMAL WHEN THEY BROKE UP..

w.e

oceanup should post stuff about AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!.

Anonymous

Kevin looks hawt in that vintage j-14 pic.

Emily

Yaaa I like how you guys automatically think Nick was the one to break up with Selena. It could have been Nick or Selena or they both agreed to break up. And why do you all assume he yelled I hate you and slammed a door in her face?? you don’t know. And stop believing everything the magazines and tv says is true, because it most likely is not.

Yvonne

Believe me, saint and Zoe Meyers dont even belong in the same sentance. Now Saten and Zoe does

Anonymous

wait why did she send him a birthday cake after they broke up was it his birthday and she was justbeing nice. i loved that song whne it came out i would always listen to it,no wonder its about joe

Claire

okay wtf. why did Zoe and Kevin break up then?! THEY WERE SO PERFECTTTT TOGETHER. ahh

Anonymous

wtf nick is such a jerk! omgg how can he said that!?? soo we can see how nick broke up with miley -.-

kevinmiley

Kevins so cute…He Should be everybodys favorite

kirsty

AWWW poor Kevin

andrew

how can nick would say that?!!

Anonymous

im sorry but i cant take break up advice from you guys.

steph.duhh.

that sucks that
kevin and zoe arent
talking anymore.

Sadiezz

The Zoe interview sounds like a bunch of BS, imo.

Anonymous

they’re all….
so not who they used to be
goodbye jb.

http://oceanup.com sserena<3

yeah i dont think them staying friends with their exes workss,
ahahah but its cool i mean no one cann resisst them

Anonymous

the jonas brothers are so annoying

Anonymous

lmao, like i need breakup advice from them.
i’ve broken up with people before, and its kinda awkward i guess, but one of the guys was a total ass so it was fun (:
haha.

Anonymous

Atleast hes sensitive. A gay fag would be someone who isn’t as sensitive, and just breaks up with the girl without caring.

Anonymous

lol, such bullshit. just stand there and look pretty, jb.

http://oceanup.com sserena<3

at least he’s being honest.
KEVINS THE JERK HERE.

Anonymous

no, because he forgot her birthday, her stupid birthday!

Anonymous

you say, “sorry, bitch, but my twin sister is on the other line. later.”

Mike

Why would I want that advice? You can all see how the girls felt after the breakups. PISSED. You guys are just a bunch of little fags singing love songs, but in reality you are the fucktards who fuck it up in the first place. Gay little boys

Hales

advices ? hum 27 seconds break up guy….

stephanie

I love Kevins answer! Fake your death…lol.

Zoe is a fame whore. It’s way past over, so shut up and keep your personal life personal.

XOX

BULLSHIT.
cause you know,
nick and miley stayed BFF after the relationship.
and that joe and taylor are as tight as spandex pants?
yeah – NO.
these boys are very hypocritical.
i think THEY are the ones who need the advice.

oh yeah, and dont bitch at me,
im not hating

brittany (:

she hung up on him idiot
so stfu

Anonymous

LMAO WIN

jock

andrew, you never make sense!

Anonymous

Nicks kind of an idiot for letting two beautiful girls, miley and selena, go!

Anonymous

havent all their breakups been really bad and the girl ends up pretty much hating them except for mandy

Sneha

woah there, somebody didn’t take their happy pills this morning.

anyways I looove the first picture, love the Jobros.

Anonymous

I think they are friends and I’m not so mad at him anymore I think he mentioned her on conan because he feels bad,he didn’t mean the letterman comment ,he was nervous and chose all the wrong words

Anonymous

yep.

Anonymous

Ugh, I don’t even like her but I really feel bad for Zoe Myers sometimes. First of all, that cheating rumor came out of thin air–neither Kevin nor Zoe ever even implied that’s what happened. Second of all, “Video Girl”? Reducing a year-long relationship to a matter of seconds…. nice. Looks like we know where Nick got it from, eh?
—
She used him for fame you fucking Taylor Swift ass kisser. what do you expect him to do? write a song about how lovely she is?
So MILEY can write 7 Things, but when Kevin tries to express his feelings, he’s a douche?
Hahaha little girls.
I feel sorry for your ass. Bed time soon.
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Yes why is it when Miley expresses her feelings in a song such as 7 things, she is a strong single girl and everyone feels so bad and when Kevin does everyone hates him………….. hmmm

Anonymous

Haha i like how nicks shirt says diet coke…

lola

j 14 took a interview from a while back ago so this interview is old and thry want to stir things up

cappy <3

off topic:

miley just peformed ”fly on the wall” here in the u.k n she forgot like a whole verse it was pretty funny . i thought she would have to start again because she kept looking around at her dancers like ”what do i do” :L

mel

LMFAO he cried?

What a dick.

Now we have valid proof that Kevin’s nothing but a gay fag.

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A boy crying makes him gay?
That is his own personal feelings.
They went out for over a year, I would have cried to.

Anonymous

I bet they’re gonna get alot of hate on this post but i still love them.

Anonymous

they are the last person that should be giving advice about anything, bastards.

Anonymous

I beg to differ with everyone’s statement that ex can’t be friend anymore because I am still friends with both of my ex. As a matter of fact, one of my ex still confides in me. When he has problems we talk about it, even problems about his current girlfriend.

Bella.

“I think it’s best that we go our separate ways and try to be friends”. Well I really wonder if him & miley can be friends.

“Cause I don’t wanna see you and me going our separate ways
Begging you to stay if it isn’t too late” / Nick Jonas.

Anonymous

Because Mandy’s acceptable about break-ups unlike some of the other girls who make the biggest deal out of their once relationship. And besides, Mandy and the boys are still good friends. So being friends with an Ex IS possible.

Anonymous

Ummmm. Who would take breakup advice from these guys? Taylor freaking screwed Joe over because of it. Miley changed herself completely after her breakup with Nick (btw, I’m not saying she changed now, she said she changed herself in Seventeen.

lola

ocean up knows this is gonna cuz controversy

Anonymous

you watching that too? she looks fierce and yeah she forgot that one line. lol but she got over it fast.

Anonymous

off topic:

miley just peformed ”fly on the wall” here in the u.k n she forgot like a whole verse it was pretty funny . i thought she would have to start again because she kept looking around at her dancers like ”what do i do” :L
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LOL, how could she forget an entire verse when SHE wrote the song? Haha, I guess she had a really off, forgetful day or something …

Anonymous

Compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about you
You hair, your eyes, your old levi’s
And when we kiss, I’m hypnotized
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that’s both I’ll have to buy
Your hand in mine
When we’re intertwined everything’s alright
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I like the most that you do
You make me love you

WOW what a horribly scarring song.

Anonymous

oh so zoe “doesn’t know” why they broke up?

hmm.

well, MAYBE it’s because she would go talking to any magazine that would listen (i.e. stupid teeny mags like J-freaking-14) to blab to them all about her relationship and break-up with Kevin.

if that’s the kind of person she is, it’s no WONDER he broke up with her. jeez.

epic fail, zoe. epic fail.

Anonymous

and insert all the bitching and complaining and whining that oceanup readers do.

you guys really need to get over this. It’s not your life. You don’t know shit about their relationships.

Anonymous

Why would I want that advice? You can all see how the girls felt after the breakups. PISSED. You guys are just a bunch of little fags singing love songs, but in reality you are the fucktards who fuck it up in the first place. Gay little boys
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agreed.

Jo Bro fan

It’s not their fault that girls become obsessed with them. I bet Nick and Joe never did anything to hurt Miley,Taylor Or Selena other than end the relationship. They need to get over it because Nick and Joe did.

Anonymous

sorry, darling, but the exception does not prove the rule. when every. single. one. of your girlfriends except one of them hates you, you know you’re a dick XD

http://www.myspace.com/cubehopper Someone

See, the fact that Nick can say that, so easily tells me thats what he said to Miley and Selena.

If you date someone, you have feelings for them, if you brake up with someone, don’t sound so damn recorded.

Anonymous

at least he’s being honest.
KEVINS THE JERK HERE.

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wow people like u crack me up just because kevin did a funny answer u have to hate on him while ur beloved joe and nick make up shit that they dont even use on girls…..
example: breaking up over the phone
example2: leading a girl on for 2 years and then later saying that it was “a little realationship” bascially throughing it in her face that it meant nothing to him

god bitches get stitches

team miley/demi/selena/taylor

shut the fuck up with that “JB ROCKS” SHIT

bar

I feel bad for these guys. I truly do.
Every fucking thing they say, you all find another way to bitch about them. Your all spineless. You just automatically believe Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.
I don’t believe JB, or Swift and Cyrus. Not that I don’t BELIEVE them, but we don’t know whos right so therefore, you can’t really believe either OR take sides. AND I DON’T CARE.
You know why? Because it’s not OUR business, it’s not OUR job to analyze their relationships.
So all of you need to go get a spine and stop believing every word those bitchy PMSing girls say. [tay&miley]

GOODBYE.
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well you must be very naive the reason we believe the girls is because they always say the thruth to the fans unlike your precious jb! they are always lying to fans and to girls from what we heard from their girlfriend. if miley told on them it was because he wasnt standing up for her he was a coward we she needed help and a let down to her and her fans!! she needed for her reputation for him to come to her rescue so rumors would die down about the whole problem but no last year he hid like a coward! and she had to fix what he didnt dare to do speak about them dating a long time and then rumors about her stared dying down but she had to do his job because he didnt do it! and he denied her until recently so she was saying the thruth the whole time while he keep denying her so this is why we believe the girls. and the only reason he confess it was because of the stolen photos of them kissing that came out! and now when he finally admited to them having a relationship he basically says she didnt mean anything to him their relationship didnt mean nothing to him so yeah we are mad no girl deserved that!!

and as for taylor joe could had waited until he got back to do the proper gentleman thing to do!

they claim to be gentleman but the actions speak that they are complete jerks!!

Anonymous

where the hell does joe get the right to give ME break up advice! fucker