This is my self-absorbed intro, but this is MY page, so it will be self-absorbed.
Matt would love for you to laugh at his jokes, but he'd rather you think about what he says and get a get colon-cleansing, wet the boxers laugh rehashing it later.
Matt was born in Oklahoma, lived most of his life in Middle America. He grew up in a rural suburb of Tulsa, laughing at the other white boys at his school would wear Raider caps, but were terrified of the one black person in school. He was always classified as gifted, but didn't like the label of being smarter and different. Even then, striving for mediocrity. After his parents split, he moved to Tulsa and went from suburbs to a shitty high school where his talents were not developed and instead fell in the underachieving crowd.
After high school, Matt was the only one of his group that went to college. Unprepared, his GPA blew, and he went from one shitty job to another. In 2004, he moved to Los Angeles, and after working a few stints as a sportswriter. He found his home on stage.
Finally, if you read this whole bio, you realize how much of a jackball I feel like typing in the third person. Nevertheless, it's cool you read it.