Hangover is in the name, so if this grease bomb isn't going to sober you up, nothing will. The big and juicy beef burger comes topped with a hunk of grilled ham, blackened bacon, hand-cut fries, and cream gravy. And that's all before you add an oozing fried egg on it for an extra buck.

Starch, meat, and cream. Do you really need anything else? Whether you want it smothered in bacon gravy alongside Texas toast or served with fried eggs and buttermilk biscuits, any of our 10 Best Chicken Fried Steaks are sure to please.

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These costillas de puerco al carbón are sure to help your cause.

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A Return to Life Brunch Buffet Where to get it: Hugo's , 1600 Westheimer

Sometimes, you just have to eat your way out of a hangover. And there's no better way to do that than with an endless buffet of Mexican classics. Corn souffle, poached eggs, shrimp and octopus ceviche, chorizo-stuffed ancho chiles, roasted rack of lamb, costillas, carnitas, tamales, and tres leches are allllll waiting for you to devour them. And if you're reallllyy too hungover to be in public, any of these breakfast tacos will do.

Bourbon-pickled jalapeños (seriously) and Maine maple syrup make this good as hell fried chicken and pecan waffle sandwich a winner. The egg your way (which should be sunny-side-up or over easy unless you're a complete psychopath) only makes things that much better.