Another woman has come forward saying Bill Cosby assaulted her. When she was fifteen. At the Playboy Mansion. Can it get any worse than this? Sadly, it probably will. (Uproxx)

Some of the outfits from the Victoria Secret Fashion Show are legit pretty, some look like costumes pulled out of storage for a class play, and SOME look like a drunk child started gluing rhinestones and puff balls to women’s torsos. (GFY)

And sometimes a Victoria Secret runway costume is so out of control it smacks Ariana Grande in the face, causing the best reaction face in the history of being hit in the face with angel wings. (Celebitchy)

Meanwhile, one of last year’s model didn’t make an appearance at the event, quite possibly because Taylor Swift banned her. (Lainey)

Remember when Amy Poehler said she and John Stamos may have gone on a date? Well, for Stamos there’s no “may” about it. He was all in. (NYM)

Ever wonder why the Bond films don’t have the same sense of humor that they once did? Daniel Craig blames Mike Myers. “We had to destroy the myth because Mike Myers f—-ed us. I am a huge Mike Myers fan, so don’t get me wrong, but he kind of f—-ed us, made it impossible to do the gags.” (Yahoo)

Eva Mendes showed Ellen a picture of her and Baby Goose’s baby. She’s uh… cute? Definitely not at all nightmarish. (DListed)

We saw the casting for Suicide Squad yesterday, but they’re still one major role open. The studio’s top choice? Oprah Winfrey. Look, I don’t care if the role were the Joker, if you can get Oprah to be in your movie, you take it. (ScreenRant)

I’m always amazed at the things Howard Stern can get his guests to open up about. Lady Gaga talked about being raped as a teenager, and how she channeled her pain into one disgusting music video (Celebitchy)

Oscar Isaac simply cannot control his inner fanboy when it comes to… himself. Watch him endearingly geek out over his own recent career boom. (/Film)

While we’re geeking out, if Stephen Colbert didn’t already convince you that the tri-saber is a perfectly fine weapon, Tumblr has some perspective for you. I so badly want to see those nunchakus in action. That seems like the worst idea of all.

I love this list of alcoholic beverages made famous by fictional characters. I would argue that Don Draper is more known for “desk whiskey,” but an Old Fashioned works, too. (Phactual)

NPR has released a list of their favorite books from 2014. Of the 250, I’ve read… well, it’s embarrassing. Look, if everyone could just stop writing books for a few years, I could at least START to catch up. Agreed? Great. Thanks. (NPR)

Allison Williams would really really appreciate it if we all agreed to just like her Peter Pan Live no matter what and not be mean about it, okay? (Daily Beast)