The world is a very silly place.

This is what sports should be like. Remember making all those jokes about full-contact chess? Well the joke’s on you1, now! What’s next, Go Wrestling? Seriously, though, pretty interesting for the fact that it encourages people to improve more than one aspect of themselves.

In other news, we learn of a real-life tale of Spartan romance. This guy gets extra points for originality, I’m sure. But the real question is: who won the match?