"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true," it wrote.

Hilariously, the People's Daily in China took the story at face value and ran it in entirety as a straight news piece - alongside a 55-photo slideshow showing Kim riding a stallion, among other 'sexy' poses.