Expect a short 15 mile race, open to all kinds of bikes, but there will be a minute time bonus for fixed, as well as a minute penalty for lack of costume.

PartyEntrance to party is a six pack of beer, we will put them all in a kiddie pool full of ice and then it’s a free for all, just don’t be grabbing any and putting them in your bag, I’m making SK Beer Sheriff.

If you race, you still need to provide a six pack. Go get one at Hum’s before the race.

If we get a beer sponsor that may change, but the group kiddie pool thing seems to work okay at other events and it seems like the easiest way to amass a bunch of beer.
(P.S. if you have a kiddie pool you’d like to donate to the cause, hit me up)

This party is going to be the social event of the season. Kopish, Housepig, and myself are going all out for this one. It’s going to be some next level shit. Strobe lights, smoke machines, horror movies, Heavy Metal, blood, sweat, and skin.