This (Wo)man, Ronaldo Silva, was busted on drug trafficking charges in Brazil.

He had other plans, though!

Mainly a plan to escape… and it worked!

His wife came to visit him while he was in prison, and somehow they swapped clothes — he even shaved his arms and legs — he donned a wig and WALKED OUT!

Here's what the Prison Director said:

“He left the prison shortly after her, along with other inmates’ wives. He was wearing a wig, painted false nails and a long dress. He’d spent a long time shaving his legs and arms. There was a lot of preparation and premeditation involved in this. He was the one who demanded her clothes, at least that’s what she’s telling us. Of course we don’t believe her, but that’s her story. At the time it was visiting hour and there were more than 150 family members inside the prison. But we’re taking measures to ensure this doesn’t happen again."

Sounds like something Harland Williams would do.

Worst security ever!

He was arrested again an hour later, though, as a cop noticed him walking weird on the street and stopped to check it out:

“The policeman noticed that the woman was walking funny and looked strange. He followed him to the bus station, where two men were waiting on motorbikes to pick him up. The policeman approached him and managed to arrest him and bring him back, still dressed as a woman.”

LOLz! Classic!

We can't even handle this, let alone that picture (above!)! How do we catch our breath after laughing to hard to move on to the next story???