Rant and Rave On, O Jackass

Okay, go ahead and grandly sit when you should stand, Stand when you should kneel, and make yourself a heel; Make your deal with anger, and appeal to the detestable; Raise your fist in defiance with reliance on bitterness, And spew your hate-filled words as you skew the truth To fit your twisted view of reality, assisted by cohorts In a cause devoid of plausibility, lacking any credibility; Tis your right to turn your sight from the light of good And chew on the rotten food of lies that fly from hell. . . But please don’t expect applause for your hostile cause, For hate breeds only more hate, as a great man once said, And only bright light drives out the dark of cruel night; And only those who march with love and clove of peace Win hearts and souls and bowls of reasonable justice With virtuous character and untainted integrity bathed In ethical equity and purity to be preserved as a legacy For all future generations as an incredible inspiration. . . And you? Yours is but one of desperation for attention, An aberration of righteousness, deprivation of goodness, An obfuscation of honesty, and cessation of sensibility; So go your way of enmity and cecity today in your life Of brevity, which will soon be swept Into the blistery dustbin of history!