Max Mosley’s Carry On Nazi Orgy

SIR Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists, would perhaps have approved of the footage of his son Max, enduring a “Nazi-style orgy” with five prostitutes, as is alleged by the News of the World.

Mr Mosely, president of the Federation Internationale de ‘l’Automobile, Formula One’s governing body, is pictured in a London “torture chamber” playing the role of concentration camp guard and inmate.

The Times says: “Speaking in German and brandishing a leather whip, he beat the women after allowing himself to be subjected to a humiliating inspection for lice and an interrogation in chains.”

Readers also learn that Mr Mosely is “understood to be pursuing legal action against the News of the World for breach of privacy”.

Taking the news in, it is hard to decipher what it is Mr Mosely has done wrong. His associate, bonzai-sized F1 supremo Benie Ecclestone says: “I’ve known him an awful long time. If somebody had told me this without the evidence I would have found it difficult to believe.“Assuming it’s all true, what people do privately is up to them. I don’t honestly believe [it] affects the sport in any way. Knowing Max it might be all a bit of a joke. You know, it’s one of those things where he’s sort of taking the p***, rather than anything against Jewish people.”

The best part of such incidences is the person’s reaction to them. Here we have a scene reminiscent of ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS and other Nazi sexploitation movies of the 1970s being talked of as a joke.

And it might be. A look at the NOTW’s story revels Mosley telling the girls: “She needs more of ze punishment!”. When he moves from pantomime German to the real thing, one of the Hun’s sex slaves muses: “I don’t know what you are saying, so I don’t know what to do.”

One alternative to it being a joke, a kind of Carry On Does Life Is Beautiful, is that Mr Mosley really does enjoy being humiliated. In which case, we wonder why he doesn’t just confess and take any punishment gleefully…

So what if he likes to fuck about dressed as a nazi, we all enjoy sex, and at his age he is lucky he can still take on 5 girls. True he is a public figure, but he is not running the country, that would be hipocritical, he is running the FIA AND A GOOD JOB HE DOES OF IT.