Real beauty is on the inside. Lookit that smokin hot ovary. That sensual fallopian tube. And that big nasty white lump is the cyst. I would add a pic of the surgical scars, but they're a bit low on the equator.

As an added bonus, I printed out the photo of the cyst and saved it. Then when Christmas came, I added a paper Santa hat. BOOM. Instant Christmas card. Fa-la-la-la-laparoscopy. (That's the type of surgery I had. Yes, that's what the inside of the card said. You're welcome.)

Thanks for joining me on this trip down fuck-tumors/cysts lane. Here's Vester, the overjoyed and picture loving kitty.