(Maybe) New Features:Opponent Game Thread Whipping Post:
I would have to say LaMarcus Aldridge.

Super Classy Mormon/Polygamy Comments Tally:
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Things I learned:** Gordon Hayward is probably the new Kyle Korver in terms of what he means to the female fan base.** Portland fans are under some strange assumption that they (traditionally) lose at the ESA. Yes, we swept them last season, but I would not say that we own them the way the Knicks and Pesky Timberwolves own us.** Raja is apparently also a Roy killer. Cool. Thumbs-up for KOC.