Rewriting Kathy Griffin's speech

Rewriting Kathy Griffin’s speech

The two-time Emmy winner’s latest speech was snoozy, so we pulled out our Mad Libs tablet to concoct what the foulmouthed D-lister should have said. (Our answers in italics!)

”Wow! I can’t believe I actually f*@!%#tricked those dizzycows over at the Academy again! I’d like to thank the fabulousgays from that Air New Zealand flight and my wonderful merchandise-selling team who made this possible. And to you, Mom, I love you. Let’s get drunk on cheap wine. And to everyone who was nominated alongside me, you’re untalentedtrainwrecks. Suck it, Dog Whisperer!”