One
day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down
to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had
never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today
a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The
frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because
you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you
both three wishes...

Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute,
and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the
bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For
his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately
put it on.

The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting
his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a
wish.? "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next
forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle
and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.

The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these
stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money
and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought
for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears
in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit
grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish the bear
was gay."