“I Run This House,” said the Cat

I wish I had a photograph to document what I’m about to tell you, but when this happened, I was awoken at midnight because of the commotion and finding a camera in the dark was not an option.

Anyway, my cat Jasper (see pic here) was apparently pissed off and cornered my two yellow labrador retrievers, Moose and Jake. Why was Jasper pissed? Who knows. Maybe the dogs were breathing, as such things do tend to happen when one is a living, breathing thing.

Now, Jasper is not a small cat by any means, but he is just a cat and when compared to two dogs who are close to 100lbs, he’s considered tiny. His ego and confidence are not, however, and like I said, he had these two idiots cornered.

Both dogs were huddled against the wall, faces pointed upward, and I swear, I haven’t seen two dogs blink that much and that fast…EVER. Jasper was standing in front of them like a Drill Sergeant and I could almost hear the following conversation:

Jasper: I own you bitches!

Dogs (in unison): Sir, yes, Sir. Whatever you say, Sir.

Jasper: And don’t you forget it!

Dogs: (looking up and still blinking)

That was it. After the “conversation,” Jasper walked away cockily (flicking his tail) while the two dogs climbed back in bed.