Hey guys, Its been a looong time since i updated, and i don't know if i will, inspiration seems to have run from me screaming in fear. Sorry to disappoint you all, hopefully i will be able to come up with something soon.

XOXO- Jen

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'If I had an Apple, and Jacob Black had a Banana, would that make me his lemon?'

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of them)

Child Abuse: Sarah: I cried while reading this.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!

I saw this and just had to have it even though i changed it a little.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get bad grades and still get perfect test scores all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not ,copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever looked at someone and asked them something, even though you clearly know the answer,just to see if they would notice,copy this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

A Guy and a Girl were on a motorcycle going over 100mph

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

i almost cried when i read that

RACISM

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP STOP RACISM

This is Written by a Guy!!

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

"He watched as the air around her crackled with her magic, and it was so aggressive, so electrifying, that he wondered how this beautiful creature had ever managed to evade his notice – how he'd so foolishly underestimated her from the start."

A time travel story. When Fifth Year Severus Snape tries to create a forward time traveling elixir to prove his worthiness to join Lord Voldemort, he is disappointed to find that his creation is worthless. Or is it?

Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (whom is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU

She walked over to the huge, full-length mirror. Staring back was her eleven-year-old self but with long, beautiful, silky platinum blonde hair and pale skin. Hermione ran her fingers through her hair, the reality of the situation sinking in. The fairy hadn't just made them switch places for a day... she sent them back in time and switched their lives. DM X HG. EWE.

Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. Better still to be the consort of Hades than a part of his collection of souls. Ten years after Voldemort has won the war, Hermione reaches a breaking point and shreds the flow of time to change her future. If she can't change the world, she will change her place in it. - Extremely dark Tomione/Volmione. Warnings inside.

Hermione Granger travels to the past to learn the Dark Lord's secrets. During her stay, she finds herself in a precarious situation. Will she return to the world she left behind? Or will her stay with Tom Riddle alter her future forever?

Dark AU- Hermione was sorted into Ravenclaw, she lives a life of isolation in search of knowledge. Enter one of the oldest magical families, will Hermione find her place in life and happiness? Bellamione.

Actions and reactions. When Ron's jealousy gets out of control it leads to some major consequences. His actions bring Hermione straight to Voldemort's front-steps, and the Dark Lord isn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth. AU after sixth year.

A story about Leah and her life post Breaking Dawn. Fate seems to hold a grudge against her for some unknown reason. Is it impossible for her to find friendship and happiness again? Will she be unable to imprint on anyone? All canon couples, Leah's POV.

"It's just you and me; no one else ever has to know. Please want me," I was almost begging him. "I do want you; I just don't want to hurt you more." he told me before he kissed me. Leah breaks down after Jacob Alpha-orders her to be Maid of Honor at Sam & Emily's wedding. Bella helps her flee the reception & later sends someone to check on her. Spicy Hot all the way through.

Love, Betrayal, Death, Rebirth, Time Travel... All these things and more await inside. Follow Hermione as she falls back in time, and falls in love, can she make it through two wars unharmed? And what happens when she finally makes it home? Rated M for Violence, and future scenes... Full Summary Inside. now being redone/edited. i hope you'll like some of the changes. ch 1-5 is up

Part 1 of Series. What if Hermione Granger wasn't Hermione Granger? Born to Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange, Hermione is raised in the muggle world. But after the Azkaban breakout, what happens when mummy and daddy want their baby back? HGxLV. HGxBZ. HGxMF. HGxDolohov. AU / OOC.

AU. After the Battle at the Ministry of Magic, Hermione discovers she is related to the darkest wizard of all time. Voldemort. Not only that but she is also a pureblood! To top it all off, the only one who can properly help her is none other than Narcissa Malfoy. What else could go wrong? Perhaps an arranged marriage to her cousin? That's what. dark!hermione pureblood!hermione

While travelling with Auror's Hermione is captured by Bellatrix Lestrange, who wants her help. Why has Bella betrayed the Dark Lord? What is it that she wants with Hermione? And just what effect will this have on the rest of the wizarding world? Warnings torture, femslash later on. BL/HG Set around the sixth book. (1st of the Caught in Time series) Can be read alone.

It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different? M for language.

Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough. COMPLETE

The golden trio is going back to Hogwarts to repeat their seventh year now that the war is over. Hermione is Head girl. Whos Head boy? and what will this year hold now that the greatest threats are gone? Better than it sounds and hopefully a bit original.

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

The dark lord has won.Harry Potter is dead. All of the mudbloods and blood traitors are sentenced to death or to become slaves, Hermione is unlucky enough to be the personal slave of Voldemort himself.. is he as cold hearted as everyone thinks or does he have a soft spot for Miss Granger? Violence and cruelty in some parts..

Nott, Hermione, Terry, and Hannah find themselves in a study group during their sixth year. Through heartbreak, parties, tears, and sex, they discover how distant those close to you can be. And how simple things like a study group can change everything.

Meet Damon, the 22 year old tattooed rebel who just got released from jail after 27 months. Meet Elena, a 17 year old high school good girl. She catches Damon's eye and he wants her, but she doesn't want anything to do with this criminal. What happens when Elena develops an attraction? When desire starts boiling up inside her, will it take over? Will she give in to temptation?

The Battle at Hogwarts has ended, Remus is once again a DADA professor, and Hermione is finishing her seventh year. He knows she's twenty years younger than him, but when she wears skirts like that how could any man blame him? Slight AU (Remus isn't dead, clearly).

COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.

When Voldemort returns to full strength at the end of the Triwizard Tournament things are about to change for the wizarding world. Especially for his daughter Hermione, who takes her place at his side as The Dark Lady. Dark Hermione! First part in The Dark Lady trilogy.

When Hermione arrives at Tom Riddle's orphanage, Tom starts to feel emotions besides fear and hate, emotions like compassion, desire and even friendship. But when his new found emotions draw him into a passionate relationship with Hermione, their lives and the future are threatened by an evil vampire out to destroy them both. Some Tombrax.

She knows better than anyone in this time exactly what he is going to become and it frightens her how he is straddling the line between Tom Riddle and Voldemort. Maybe there isn't even a line at all and this boy already is him under that beautifully pale skin.

What happens when Hermione is thrust into the world of Lord Voldemort, but better yet, what happens when she learns about man underneath all the evil? There's a fine line between love and hate. M for a reason. A huge thanks to Redshadow43 for the beautiful cover image.

Remus/Hermione-Hermione wondered if she was possibly making the wrong decision with all of this nonsense. 'Probably,' was the response her rather logical brain replied, 'But you're here now, aren't you? Might as well.' She sometimes wondered at the ineffectual nature of her moral conscience.

A new pack of shape shifters come to La Push after hearing rumours of Werewolves- What happens when three packs meet and Leah gets in the middle. Set seven years after breaking dawn. Will there be a happy ending for our favourite wolves and some new ones.

Based off the movie with the same name, an ancient curse is awakened and cast upon Elena and Damon. The results cause them to switch bodies, waking the next day in the body of not only the opposite sex, but the last person they ever wanted to switch bodies with. A hilarious battle of the sexes ensues, but eventually they wonder if they'll ever get their own body back. ALL HUMAN D/E

Not your average time travel fic, I promise. No time turner, no going back to the future, and does Hermione still belong in Griffindor? A tale of romance, adventure, and maybe a better future for everyone. Slightly AU. Rated M for language, themes, violence, and some possible smut eventually. PART 2 NOW UP

Damon Salvatore, the lead guitarist of the world-famous band, The Mystic Republic, is used to getting what he wants - women, alcohol and music. But when he realizes he's falling for the one person who is off limits, the world as he knows it shifts from right under him. What will loving his best friend's little sister and band manager mean for the band and ultimately, his heart?

AU. AH. Elena has found that she likes her older sister Katherine's best friend Damon a lot more than she should. Little does she know he likes her more than he should too. Through the years things start to change between them, but if anyone found out they'd be in big trouble.

Born and raised in Phoenix, Damon Salvatore has everything he needs to lead his father's M.C., the Vagrants; the thirst for danger every young man has and a shining motorbike ready to lead a shining city. But cue a girl, arriving amid a cloud of flame with trouble on her tail, can Damon step up and deliver what is expected when the Vagrants are threatened?

He was isolating her, breaking her. He was destroying her bit by bit, her light was fading and no one saw, no one noticed. Except someone did, but the question is can he save her? Does she even want to be saved? Will she continue to let herself be destroyed or will she break down and let in the people whom she never imagined would have cared to help her?

A human,broken beyond repair, A vampire,alone for over 100 yrs. Wat happens when wat broke this human comes back and threatns to take the one who saves her? Wat lengths will she to through to save him? Wat will it cost? Wat will she do when she breaks?

TOMIONE! When Hermione is captured at Malfoy Manor, she does not escape with the boys. What happens when Voldemort arrives? What happens if he finds something unexpected in Hermione? This will be a time-travel fic. Eventually. Rated M for a reason. Torture, murder, sexual themes, other adult themes, adult language. All the good stuff! - ON HIATUS

Sequel to Abyss: Eight years later... Hermione's new profession leads her to take an anonymous client, and she finds herself face to face with the situation of her seventhyear, but now the tables have turned.

When a 7th year student's private diary is leaked into the school, revealing a well kept secret of corruption and lust, hidden within the walls of Hogwarts, everyone is under suspicion. Who is the Mysterious Ivy, and who is her infamous lover?

Harry Potter wakes 10 years after the battle of Hogwarts, finding a world where Voldemort rules and his two best friends are on the run. Why does the Ministry think they are members of a thief gang alongside Draco Malfoy?

Hermione is accused of sleeping with the enemy, but only a hooknosed ding bat believes her to be innocent. He opens fire in her that she never knew existed and worked to try and prove her innocence while keeping it in his sites for his taking. HGSS

AH/AU Hermione Granger has always known she was adopted, and has never given up on finding out what happened during her parents murder. During her supply shopping for her first year, she finds out who she is, and why she's always been drawn to the darker things in life. What's the world to do with two Slytherin Heirs on the loose?

Leah left La Push after Paul broke her heart and vowed to never return. For the past three years she's been in a contractual relationship with Edward and only now is returning home to help Bella and Sam plan their wedding. Can Leah and Paul overcome the mistakes of their pasts to forge a future together? Or will it be too much. All-human. Banner by mmsimpy09.

Hermione Granger is taken to Fenrir Greyback's Pack and grows up with the ways of the wolves. But childish innocence and naivety can't last forever. HGxFG. Lemons, Limes, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Slight OOC and AU.

It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?

Ginny is just too good a friend to Hermione to not notice that she very secretly fancies Severus Snape. Ginny bets Hermione she can't get Snape to sleep with her within two weeks. The question is; who wins the bet…? Read and review!

For einfach mich. Embry is the most recent to phase & the pack is watching the other young Quileute men. While keeping an eye on Seth, he finds someone else who interests him in a completely different way. This is bound to be trouble...

Jacob Black is an agent at the KCR, an underground american agency that specialized in assasinations and international missions. He's the best at what he does and he always works alone. Leah Clearwater is new to KCR but she is already showing that she is one of the best. What happens when the president of KCR puts these two alphas together for an important mission? AH, A/U

The Cullens and wolf packs are at peace, and Leah has begun to feel almost normal. When the half-vampire Nahuel returns and the unthinkable happens, Leah faces life-changing choices and a frightening, evil foe from Nahuel's past. Rated M for a reason.

Bella is a bartender at Cullen's Bar, a classy sports bar. She's an independant woman who hates to rely on any one but when it comes to matters of life and death, and even love sometimes you have no choice. AU AH

I hate being a wolf, having to listen to my ex-boyfriend orders, and to unfortunately listen to the minds of 7 teenager boys, but what I never expected was to Imprint on the leech lover father Charlie Swan

In The Wrong Wolf, Quil imprints on Kim's hot 18-year-old cousin, Alison Claire Young. Now he's got to convince his self-proclaimed lesbian imprint the potential for bonding over their greatest common interest...women. M/AU/OOC

Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M

Edward is hesitant to leaving Bella with Paul when the Cullen's go to play baseball. When Paul's snide comments about Bella's sex life becomes to much what will happen? Rated M for lemmony lemons late on!

Is it right to be with the person you love or the person you were meant to be with? Evie finds herself living in La Push, secrets surround her, Twilight is real, and what she thought wasn't possible is. Werewolf/OC

Leah's scarred.Who can save her from the pain that dwells over her alrea dy ruined life.She becomes more vulnerable.She becomes close to the Cullens and her pack brothers.She fell back in love, but with who? A Sparkly Vampire or A Furry Wolf?

Sam's turning thirty, and Emily's throwing a birthday bash. Against everyone's better judgment, Leah's on the guest list, and she's not happy. It may not be wise for Jake to step into the line of fire, but people do crazy things for cake and revenge.

Edward leaves in NM & Victoria comes to play. Bella joins her and they become a coven, with a few new members. what happens 6 years later when they see a few familiar faces at school? what if Bella didn't forgive so easily? ADOPTED BY Book.Choi!

Professor Malfoy had everything planned out. And it was all going to plan, too. And then along came Miss Black; and the damage would be irrevocable. Lucissa, AU but follows canon timeline, Marauders era, teacher/student, M for a reason.

The true Heir of Slytherin will be revealed to end a war of Houses placed with those that defied her. The true Heir of Slytherin will be revealed to end a war of Houses to those that were once enemies will become allies when the true Heir of Slytherin....

Hermione, recently changed into a vampire, is struggling with her control while teaching at Hogwarts. Draco, also a vampire, is busy teaching her the secrets of their world. An unknown danger lurks in the shadows, waiting to strike innocent lives.

Paul never minded running patrols, until the night when everything he thought he knew about vampires got turned on its head. Canon New Moon, pre-Jacob fursplosion. A collaboration between MeraNaamJokerFF and WolfGirlAtHeart. M for language

When Jared's little sister comes to live in La Push, Paul finds his worst nightmare has come true, he has imprinted. But Waverly is just as hot headed as the most volatile werewolf in the pack and what will the future bring for the two? Rating M: language

Jacob finds the girl he's always been looking for, but she won't be easy to reel in. Jake and the pack deal with the toils of trying to win her over, without falling prey to her charm, or maybe that's exactly what Jacob will do...

FORBIDDEN LEMONS CONTEST WINNER - Vampires and wolves just shouldn't happen, but damn it he was slick. What can I say? I was a sucker for his accent and the way he spoke Italian. Leah neglects her pack duties to get it on with a vampire. Lemons/Angst

NOTE: this is the sequel to "Some day the dream will end" DO NOT READ unless you have read the first one, then READ and comment like crazy. Story starts a month after Leah has left, Embry is trying to deal with it.

"So, while I was gone last night at Sue's...you two were..uh...-" "Having sex?" I cut him off with my blunt answer. Both Alice and Charlie blushed. RATED M! Bella is a vampire, Alice is human. Bellice.

Elay is Sam's sister. She is used to being hurt and forgotten. She wants nothing to do with the pack- especially Sam. What happens when she is imprinted on? How is she supposed to let him see her? She she even go along with this forced love? IS it forced?

What happens when two people get tired of there loved ones cheating on them and decided to find out what its like to cheat. Bella wants to know what it's like to be the other woman and Emmett wants two know what it feels like to cheat.

Hermione returns to wizarding England after seven years, what announces her return? an article in the popular wizards magazine MAXIMUM. This changes her life forever leading her on a wild ride and ending her dry spell. LM-DM-SS-MF & Lestrange bros.

Hermione is sent back in time to extract information from Bellatrix at school. A somewhat deep, involved insight to the events leading to Bella's Death Eater initiation. A bit of romance and a good chance for smut. Try to keep them in character.

Bella is released from the volturi after 200yrs.What will she do when she finds her mate is with another? What'll she do when her world comes crashing down around her? How will she protect everyone when they're all in danger at once? Who'll protect her?

Set after the cliff dive in New Moon. Alice doesn't return. Bella decides to further her relationship with Jake and try to move on with her life after Edward. Will she find the strength to deal with her past hurts? Will she find the love she deserves?

"And I'm not going to pretend like it was all magic and sunshine and marshmallows right away. The next day I was just as bitter and judgemental as I had been for about 2 years." Leah is tricked into hope, but for her, how long can it last?

Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.

She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.

Michelle Rhodes is an orphan, and she is emancipated. She researched her family history to discover she comes from a reservation in La Push, WA. She moves to La Push to discover she isn't the only non-normal person around, and she isn't alone after all. M

Yes boys you heard me, Leah Clearwater is dating. I refuse to be pitied. I'm awesome, and it's time the rest of the world knew it. Now run along and get out of my way. Winner of Best Leah x Jacob; "The Two Sides of Twilight Forum Best of '09". Completed.

"I've watched you for years. There is no other witch, pureblooded or not, more fitting to become the next Lady of the Manor. You are the best and Malfoy's always have the best." Draco's account of how he pursued and finally conquered Hermione Granger.

Draco loves Hermione. Blaise loves Hermione. And Hermione doesn't know what she wants. Redoing their 7th year of Hogwarts, after the war. A quirky story that turns dark... These three will face trials and tribulations that will test their bonds and loyalties. Apologies for the writing at the start (I was 15) will continue on this year and hopefully complete it! Slowly editing!

Jake and Bella are happy until one day she disappears. She shows up 2 yrs later along with Quil and a son. Why did she leave, who is the childs father, and what does it have to do with Quil? Thats what everyone wants to know.

The Cullens decide to come back just when Bella was getting her life in order. Now she's pregnant and Jacob doesn't want her anymore now that he has Rosalie. Where does that leave Emmett and what about Edward?

Voldemorts in Power and Hermiones a badass... not that she isn't in actuality. Good God I hate summaries. This story is being edited and rewritten... constantly. Reviews are lovely. Don't you think? UP FOR ADOPTION! PLEASE CONTACT ME! NEEDS SERIOUS REWRITING AND SUCH!

After Bella is heartbroken once more, but this time by her best friend, she leaves. Only to return fifteen years later with someone that looks a hell of a lot like one of the pack members. Rated M for language, lemons, violence. Hell, its just mature, k?

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. She's tired of everyone seeing her as the Nerd Queen of the Universe, so she decides to change her image. Doesn't help she has a huge crush on the Slytherin Prince. Chapter 29 up!

He turned on the light. I wished he hadn't. There lying in the middle of the pile of coats was Jared Middleton. My Jared. Shirtless, straddled by some girl, looking straight back at me. Jared imprints in the worst case scenario. Funny and sassy Kim.

Forks and La Push High Schools merge together, forcing the Cullens and the Pack together. Michelle Cullen, only in the Cullen family for 20 years, is the only one who can join them together. As she falls in lust..and love,her human memory comes to haunt..

Ok bella is total different from normal bella she's a party bella.i'm really bad at summeries WARNING CURSING CUTTING! Major bella OOC... The other may have OOC expernices but nothing major. I don't own Twilight. Never have never will. I only wish i did.

Hermione is not a muggleborn. She is a descendant of Merlin, Hufflepuff, and e is now turning seventeen and is about to have a "of-age bash," She then befriends... This is my first Fanfic, hope yall like ease acias-K.C.

What did she have if she didn’t have her friends? Who could she trust when everything she believed in was destroyed? Sometimes the wrong person may be more than she’d expected.Angst,BDSM,Bond,Exhib,H/C,HJ,Language,M/F,Oral,SoloF,SoloM,Voy,

The Battle was over, and everyone found their perfect life, the Cullens, the Blacks, the Uleys. But what about Leah? She was left alone. The only one she ever loved imprinted, the only one she ever respected, but cant it be undone?

Post Breaking Dawn. Nessie is growing up and realizing that maybe she can't have everything she wants, and somethings come at a price. Its time for her to work on her family, but will it cost her everything? NxS JxL

Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

He is her master, her protector, her punisher. He is Rodolphus Lestrange and Hermione can’t help but burn in his forbidden Embrace. He has shown her passion and darkness like she has never dreamt, she has shown him a love and compassion he never knew.N17

I never really understood why people had such a hard time distinguishing the twins; Rebecca had a sweet and serene face, sorta like an angel. Rachel was the one with the permanent evil glare towards me.- Paul imprints on his worst nightmare.

“Bbbut you're dead.” Gods, I sounded like a stuttering idiot..“I can assure you Miss Granger, I am very much alive.”..“Bbbut bbbut, he killed you.” My hand had a mind of it's own, I was now pointing at Snape, who was smirking at me..:I own only the plot:.

Previously titled: THE FIRST FIVE NIGHTS!The night of Sam and Emily's wedding Leah runs to her house not being able to take it anymore, there she faces her past and she thinks she's ready to move on with her future. Will she be able to?

After Edward left in New Moon, Bella agreed to live with her mum. Charlie dies 3 years after she leaves. When she returns to Forks, who else has also returned? Who will she find love with? IMPRINT STORY! Bella/Jared

The Pack finds out that Bella is a wolf, and that she is the alpha of them all. who she imprints on may change he life forever and what happens when the Cullen's come back...with there be peace or with she attack the ones who broke her.OOC Bella/? J/? P/

Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.

Bella Swan moves to Forks Washington in hopes of erasing her dark past but when Alice Cullen walks into her life she learns that running from something doesn’t mean it’s going to disappear. Full Sum. Inside Alice/Bella FemmeSlash

A psychology experiment on dreams accidentally lands Edward in bed with his enemy’s best friend. Trapped between hate and desire, frustration and relief, he and Bella must now find a way to beg forgiveness for ever falling in love. AU, AH, rated M.

Peeves traps Lucius and Hermione in an abandon classroom at Hogwarts. Rated M starting second chapter. R & R, OOC, sexual situations... don't read if offended by such things. Started as a 2 shot but continued due to demand.

Honorable!Snape and Student!Hermione Severus Snape is sent to save Hermione from evil ghosts. Her innocence is a liability. But she doesn't want to be innocent. They must survive until sunrise. A relationship develops. AUAR, Graphic Lemon,MF

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

Bella returns to La push after five years and meets Jacob's friends, little does she know that they are all wolves and she is in fact Pauls imprint. How will she take this news that could drastically change her life?

Edward and Bella become best friends because of their love for basketball. But Edward does not know that Bella is hopelessly in love with him. Will the highschool jock fall for his tom boy best friend? **All human and super cute

It’s been two Years since Edward Left Bella in the forest that day.But what happens when Bella is now Hollywood’s new upcoming best Actress. Oh and how how will the Cullens react when they see her in her movie and shes not human either.

Bella was abandoned when she was just a baby. Found by the Cullens, she grows up to become a loose, wild child. But what happens when she finally falls in love and her over protective brother Emmett doesn't want to let go?

A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.

Bella isn’t human and she knows it but no one else does... until now. She was bullied when she was younger but moved to Phoenix with her mom when her parents divorced. She transformed herself and has come back to Forks for revenge now she’s confident.

Now known to the world as the Dark Lord’s Daughter, Hermione is forced to choose between the two things she loves most: Her father or her friends. And when her friends turn their back on her, Hermione’s tears a dried by the boy who has disgraced her for..

Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.

Bella started feeling different changes with her body. A week after Edward left her stranded in the woods, Bella has had the biggest change of her life. Rated M for future Mature Content and Language. No it is not a Bella/Jacob story! 18 only! Lemons!

I'm the only girl of the wolf pack children,so the question is,will someone imprint on me? Which brings me to Paul freaking Tama who had 2 sons,one of which i can't stand,the one who imrpinted on me! Fallow up to Fruit of my Loom QuilxClaire's daughter.

Bella is a bad girl with a careless attitude. When she is forced to go live with her father and his family, will she cope? will she decided to change her ways? or will a prince on a white horse dazzle her back to goodness?

Bella catches Edward cheating on her with Tanya. She tries to go to Jacobs but only makes it to first beach. She collapses on the beach only to be found by Embry. Who imprints on her. Edward harms Bella. Character death. This summary sucks.

2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione

She liked that – possessing something. It gave her this new sort of power. She felt confident. She placed her hands in his shaggy hair and attacked his mouth with her plump lips.- Nessie starts high school with Jake in her thoughts.

Takes place during new moon and Jake has imprinted on Bella, but Sam say he cant see her because he might hurt her. Bella then soon discovers the packs secret and that she is one of them. Bella/Jacob.......A tad bit OOC.....Enjoy

Leah has two options.Jake, the object of her infatuation or Embry, the one she used in Jakes place.Between the announcement of Embry's real father,a battle,the death of two brothers and a tramatic event,this story is rated M for a reason.Lemon.Post NM,AU.

The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.

Draco finds out about his ancestry and the important part he must play in the upcoming war. weather he is friend, foe or lover is entirely up to Granger and weather or not she is ready for her part in the profecy of blood as the new Queen of Dragons.

Bella and Edward are a couple. Edward doesn't treat Bella right. Jasper and Bella are best friends. He loves her. Jasper gets hurt and Bella leaves. She goes to her moms. Little does she know what shes walking into.

You shouldn't make deals with the devil unless you're willing to sell your soul. But Hermione can't help but make a deal with Draco Malfoy. You can't blame her, really. Revenge on Ron would feel oh so good. And being bad? Never felt better.

In the midst of the battle, clutched in the cold, inhumane arms of Lucius Malfoy, Hermione is thrown back into the past, and all she has ever thought about the bitter, unfeeling Death Eater is cast asunder as she begins to fall hopelessly in love. M. R&

Starting college Bella hoped to escape the darkness in herself. She signs up for free therapy where she meets glorious Edward, whose job is to force her to open up and face her fears. Will he be able to save her? BxE. AU-AH. M for future lemons/drugs

Leah left La Push and now is returning,she realize things have changed at home, Sam has a new gang of boys with him 24/7..including her best friend Jacob..but what happens when the mysterious boy Embry imprints on her is her heart ready to love again?..

25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons

Leah finally comes crashing down. Seeing only one way out she tries to end it all. Can anyone save her? Or is it already too late. Set before Breaking Dawn & Jacob never imprints on Nessie. Blackwater. Suicide. Angst. Self-Harm .

This is the sequel to my first story, Learning to Live again. It picks up four years after that story ended and is a love story between Jacob and Bella. This story will contain EXTREMELY mature themes, so reader beware. Please Review! Thank you!

Edward&Bella hate each other. They both have a significant other. What happens when a school project put them as penpals, and they start to slowly fall for each other? When will they realize they are talking to each other? SEQUAL UP

The coven from S.A. are making plans to come to claim Nessie to build their idea of a super-race with the half breeds. Jake has to take Nessie into hiding, just as they are developing their relationship into something more than it ever was. ManyLemons

A story of William Taylor, Charlie Masen and Addison Renee Black. This is the sequel to Jacob's Story, featuring Jacob and Bella's children. Jacob/Bella Seth/OC Multiple POV Rated M for language and for Mature Content in later chapters. Now on hiatus!

All Human. Bella and Emmett are siblings. Charlie abuses Bella, except for when Emmett is around. Emmett is a senior and Bella is a freshmen. Jasper and Rosalie are siblings, and they are their friends. Both of the Hales are seniors. No Edward or Alice.

Remus finds Hermione at a gathering of werewolves and is forced to take drastic measures to save her. How does her life change forever after this encounter? And how does Severus become involved? AU, HG/RL/SS, Warnings: Questionable Consent & Slash

COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?

Hermione's back for her 7th and final year at Hogwarts, Voldemort has been destroyed and everyone is acting different. Even Hermione starts to find attraction in strange places. Full Summary on my profile. HGDM HGSB Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R!

After finding out Edward cheated on her bella takes a downward spiral. Completely changing her morals. She rebels to the point she is forced to transfer schools. To a school that will change everything. Pleaswe R&R i dont own any charaters! please comment

Its your last yr at school, why wouldnt you want to be naughty, wild and unpredictable, especially with Draco Malfoy! “Aren’t you sick of being so good all the time? Don’t you want to be bad? Even just a little bit” This he whispered into her ear.

The war is over, but not without a price. Hermione is left with a lifealtering curse. Remus vowes to help her adjust to this cursed life. With all of the challenges that lie ahead, what does life hold for these two cursed friends?

Leah's story. In love with a man who can't love her back, angry and bitter. A story of self-hated and self-discovery. Can she become whole and love again? Rated M for a reason- very different from anything else on here.

A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.

Severus discovers Hermione as a death eater. Nobody knows her secret but him and both need to stay alive to help Harry win the war. Their relationship grows as they only have each other to confide in. Rated M for later chapters,SSxHG some LM/HG & DM/HG

HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.

Bella swan has everything she ever wanted. Money, two best friends, and being Popular, what more could you want right? When Edward Cullen and his family move to Forks, Bella might discover something else she wants. Him.

Hermione just found out that she's not who she used to think she was. Will this affect her relationship with her friends, let alone herself? Can one lie destoy he world? This is an updated version of PMS 4EVA's Daddy Dearest because this is PMS 4EVA.

Hermione Granger is not what she seems and this year at Hogwarts she plans to turn the place upside down.Whats her big secret? This is a 'Hermione turns evil fic' HD slash, M for Sex scenes, swearing and adult themes

What happens when Draco Malfoy finds out who Hermione Granger really is, and whose side she's really on? And why on Earth would his father be making marriage negotiations with the dark lord himself? with that I just want to thank Mirioux for all her help

The War is over and Voldemort reigns. Hermione is now one of his assassins, taking out any resistance. Her latest job is to kill the underground leader, The Professor. A personal hit indeed for the infallible Phoenix.

Hermione's world turns upside down when she runs into Lucius at Grimmauld Place. Loyalties are tested...and Lucius must figure out why he is drawn to a girl that is everything he always hated. MIICHAN IF YOU WANT TO FLAME SIGN IN SO I CAN RESPOND...IT IS

Ron and Hermione's tragic breakup. An enraged Hermione decides to give her insensitive boyfriend a lesson. A certain Death Eater witnesses the scene and, impressed by her ruthlessness, offers to help her get revenge. LM/HG dark comedy

“Granger,” he’d said clearly. “I have a proposition.” She looked up at him, steely silver eyes boring into her. She trembled. "What do you say we embark on a physical relationship...purely physical." DMHG-sex-fic-with-twists!

After many changes during the summer before 7th year, Hermione decides to get her longtime crush Lucius Malfoy. In this fic, Lucius was never sent to Azkaban. I'm really bad at these things but I promise it's better than it sounds. Disclaimer: J.K. Rowlin

Draco and Hermione are head boy and head girl. Could romance bloom? Ron might throw a wrench into the works however... By the end, a few hearts might get broken... I already have it all written but just have to find the time to post. There are only two ch

Hermione takes in a serpent familiar that turns into a man by night. Kidnapping, deception, and unsaid words. Very long time in coming: HermioneVoldemort. Some one-sided HermioneWormtail as well. A lot of three dimensional Death Eater action, too. Dark.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Hermione is depressed her two best friends seem to be as distant as ever. Will a Potion’s project cheer her up? Love, confussion, a wedding and on top of that, Lucius Malfoy's evil plans to destroy everything that is beautiful, including HGSS

Hermione and Harry were having a great relationship when Harry started cheating on Hermione. Draco and Hermione were still enemies, but what happens if Hermione started finding comfort in Draco? Rated R for sex scenes, strong language, and violence.

What happens when ness gets into a fight with Lee and finds she has new powers that are only just developing.Who knew the volturi saw and she would be taken?Will she be found or is she lost?Will Ness accept her fate with the volturi?Collab w/sparklingEAMC