Now, that is an interesting question! Does it mean he/she has gone on a lot of dates? If so, have the dates been considered successful? Or is the expert a failed dater? Then we get to the idea of loving: If a person loves and loses, does that mean the expert is a failed lover? I know what a failed marriage is: Been there, done that. Is failed love as painful as a failed marriage?

Oh, the things Margo thinks abt when she is drin king her first cup of coffee in the morning!