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Saturday, June 23, 2007

How To Pass a Breathalizer by Omar.

This story was told and sent to me by my Boy Omar and I am all for helping out a fellow man in a time of need. So I co-sign everything Omar did to avoid being locked up and I will reiterate my stance Fock The Police!

How to beat a DUI!!! Yo Im bout to let the hood know how to beat a DUI.Friday night I hit up the club and I have 3 beers, 3 shots of DJ (Don JulioBitches) and a rum and coke and some bitch ass kamikazee. So on my way homethe bitch ass babylon pulls me over. I get out the jeep and this muthafuckaask me for my license (Ur boy ain't got a license) so I hand the bitch assjake my passport he is like what is this I say this is my identification Ilost my license a while back (I told that bitch I went to the dmv for a newone yesterday lol). Anyways this bitch ass cop is giving me a test and Ithink im going to the slammer. After all the test I take he ask me to dothe infamous 4 and you know what I tell him I told that bitch I have badankles I don't think I can pass that test. So he tells me if I want to takethe breath a test I said I don't think I want to take it jake and he tellsme then im going to have to arrest you (In my mind my new name is pac manjones). Aight so im like fuckit give me the damn test bitch. So this isthe key fellas when im bout to take the test and blow in the contraption Istart huffing out hot air. Muthafucka is telling me to blow harder so Ihuff a little bit harder I do it one more time and he tells me my bloodalcohol level is at a 0.05 and that I could leave. I ask the bitch if Iscored high on my test and he said I had failed. So I hop in the whip andhead to super sergios to celebrate. Next time you drink and drive and getpulled over huff and don't blow and you will be aight.

Follow these easy steps and you may also save forrest fires errrrr you're ass from getting locked up and anally raped, No Bernard Hopkins!1 Hundred.

When a subject provides a breath sample to a breathalizer, the equipment is programmed to detect wether or not the subject is actually providing a sample; or in this case, pretending. If the machine does not receive the required amount of breath within a specified time frame, the test will abort usually giving a standard "error" message. the machine is working fine, the subject is trying to trick it. all that really occurs is that the subject will end up refusing to complete the test. State law determines what happens next. More than likely the department will just take the subject to another dept and perform the test again. Refusal to provide a breath sample can result in legal action. They could even require a blood test.

As a technician on such machines, I would not want to "play around" with the amount and rate of my breath during such a test. You cant blow hard, or soft, or intermittent...you have to provide a specific amount of air within a specific time or the test becomes "insufficient".

This persons account does not provide any meaningful or accurate information on what actually occured.

Bottom line, if you think you know how to fool a breathalizer, it wont work. There is actually only ONE accurate method available - dont drink.

There is no sure fire way to pass a PBT. It tests for your blood alcohol content (BAC) However there is a way to lower the amount of detectable alcohol. By hyperventilating for 20 seconds prior to blowing you will score lower this is due to the way in which blood flows through your lungs. By huffing as he put it he was able to blow under the illegal limit of .08. Also the reverse is possible, by holding your breath and then blowing it will be much higher.