... he just beat Coria in USO so he owns everybody on clay and that's toughest surface for americans, including outer islands. Plus he hits better than Navratilova and she won like more than 50 slams and he looks better too and has cleaner record (his DUI vs. her firearms charge). And this week he's coaching Roddick and Blake in Moscow and well on the way to "has done so much for tennis and is a great legend of our sport". Yeah...

The mods are alive and well, and constantly moving threads to the appropriate area. The status shows that the 4 usual ones are logged in right now. However, I don't think that this thread is sitting high on their radar right now...

I don't think the topic of this thread is terribly original as bdawg's "my sweet federer" thread already beat SoBad to the punch with an outstandingly sarcastic lampoon of the "nadalgirl" posts. However, there is nothing in here that is against TW policy, so I don't know why the mods would or should do anything about this. If you think it's stupid, you can simply ignore it.

By the way, the longer you are here, the more you will see the same jokes and thread topics over and over and over and over... so get used to it!

He did well this month to support the American team in Moscow. Every time the TV showed Patrick McEnroe, Ryan was lurking right behind him chewing gum. That's rude by Russian standards and had an effect on the home team and crowd no doubt, but wasn't enough at the end, was it... I still think Ryan is awesome and will beat everybody...

He's just bitter cause he's fat, look at his pic lol... Phil my suggestion for you is to spend less time typing and more time jogging. And if that fat looser is not you but you chose his photo for your screenname anyways, I still say you got bigger problems than witless internet threads.

He's just bitter cause he's fat, look at his pic lol... Phil my suggestion for you is to spend less time typing and more time jogging. And if that fat looser is not you but you chose his photo for your screenname anyways, I still say you got bigger problems than witless internet threads.

Oh halo lil huwit fans. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings by trying to help your big pal phil with a little advice. I'll be more sensitive and considerate from now on for sure, I promise. It's all about heart...

He did well this month to support the American team in Moscow. Every time the TV showed Patrick McEnroe, Ryan was lurking right behind him chewing gum. That's rude by Russian standards and had an effect on the home team and crowd no doubt, but wasn't enough at the end, was it... I still think Ryan is awesome and will beat everybody...

Were you this angry before you moved to Japan? Or did the Japanese send you over the edge?

I see you did extensive editing of your one-line post. I'm not angry, period...in fact, I am a non-practicing Buddhist. However, nothing in Budhism trains us with how to deal with idiots like you and sodumb, so I just revert to my old ways...and it works.

SoDumb - I am not fat, but I am no scrawny midget either. If I changed my avatar to a cartoon character-as some other board members use-would you then think THAT was me, too? Sodumb...you are so dumb.

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I believe the "no scrawny midget" bit, and I thought the avatar photo might be you because it matches your posts well. Anyways, it's past lunchtime in Japan, what are you doing here, shouldn't you be off to your Sumo wrestling practice after that big lunch?