Steve Carrell is my hero

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Did you know that: Steve Carell is such a fucking badass that not only is that chest beard real, but he actually played his own stuntman and REALLY got his burly chest curls ripped out by a cruel, smeagol-looking asian chick? No need for anesthetics.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Look at that fucking mustache.... just look at it. I feel like it's staring into my soul. I am somewhat intimidated, I will admit, and you probably are too. Just imagine how much poon he must have gotten back in the day, goddamn. So much in fact, chances are good that we are distantly related.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Hey guys, I came across this a couple months ago, and being SteveCarellFan420, I fucking had to have one!

Check this out, its the illest damn thing I have ever seen. What else would you spend your 20$ on? A cheap asian hooker and a couple beers? Come on, get real, and get something that you could enjoy for years to come. Oh and that's right, the one in the picture is signed by the Man himself. Why did I capitalize man? Because Seve Carell is a god.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

God knows we all, at some point in our lives, have wanted to lay our head down on a nice greasy stack of pancakes. However, ask yourself this question: why haven't I? Well my child, the answer is simple. You are not Steve Carell.