And Johnny Weir was there. JOHNNY WEIR!

10. Weir also attended The Blonds show, which featured arguably the BEST front row possible.

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Ben Gabbe / Getty Images

Ben Gabbe / Getty Images

In other words, TYRA BANKS IN THE HOUSE. Or, really, IN MILK STUDIOS. (But only briefly, showing up less than five minutes pre-show and dashing out right afterward. Other celebs, like, say, Iggy Azalea, took the cargo lifts back downstairs with regular folk.)

13. The Karen Walker show featured the second most fabulous front row in all of New York Fashion Week history.

14. And Walker’s show also featured lots of cute, youthful separates.

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Jeff Schear / Getty Images

Jeff Schear / Getty Images

Layering is big, and so those bobble hats your grandma used to knit you and insist you wear during the winter as a child. Send her a nice letter and ask for another, she’ll be thrilled to hear from you!

15. Anyway, here’s Anna Wintour finding out we said her front row appearances were less fab than the above old ladies.

16. And then also, in front row scenes that couldn’t be any less fabulous, here’s Real Housewife of D.C. Michaele Salahi and her husband, Journey guitarist Neil Schon.

For unknown reasons, they landed front row seats at a number of this season’s fashion shows. Of course, Salahi and her former husband Tareq infamously crashed a 2009 state dinner at the White House, so, you know…

17. Their makeout session spiced things up at the Rachel Zoe show, which was otherwise another collection of clothes Zoe would have worn herself in the ’70s.

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Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

And then Roger would find the photos in an album hidden in a box at the back of one of Rachel’s many closets during an episode of The Rachel Zoe Show (RIP). He will be instructed by a producer — who, of course, already knows about the album — to open the box, then the album in turn, chuckle wryly, and then gleefully show the camera. Cut to an interview with Rachel, who will remark, inevitably, “I DIE.” End scene.

18. Reem Acra’s collection was also ’70s themed. But with disco glamour, which is always a good thing!

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Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

But perhaps the real treat was the hair — of which there was lots.

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Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

CRIMP CRIMP CRIMP LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

19. Big zany backcombed hair also featured in the Concept Korea showcase.

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20. And as well as the hair, when continuing with the theme of “clothes for Rachel Zoe in times past,” there’s the Thom Browne collection in all its wonderfully bizarre glory: