The increasingly adorable Molly posted this weekend that Jersey Shore whore, JWoww, has been approached to pose in Playboy. But it’s not for a case of Smirnoff Ice and a Plan B coupon as you might have originally thought.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that there is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show. “Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000,” revealed our source. The curvaceous reality TV star, whose real name is Jeni Farley, has been talking about the news and seems enthusiastic about getting naked. “Final offer is standing,” J-Woww tells E! Online. “Hopefully, it will go through.” RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that negotiations began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. Topless only photos would lower the offer.

As you try not to punch a wall, please keep in mind that this is being paid $400,000 to pose naked in Playboy. Four. Hundred. Thousand. Is she holding Hef’s daughter hostage? I don’t get it? The only thing I would give this skank four hundred thousand of is fractures.