"My real life Christmas loot from my fiancée is better than the loot I get in Destiny. Top that Cryptarch!!!" Reddit user bulletchocolate said in his post.

His fiancee gave him several gifts along with printed loot windows like you'd see with in-game Destiny items. Each gift had a Destiny-like name and flavor text. For example, she called a box of Starbucks Caffe Mocha "The Starbucks Protocol":

A package of Twinkie-like treats, meanwhile, were dubbed "Cakebringer":

One of the t-shirts she made, Heart of Fiancee's Order, came with the longest and funniest flavor text of the bunch:

Heart of Fiancee's Order

The City is divided. We must unite beneath a single will.
"Happy wife, happy life' - Xur.