Of course, let’s blame Miley now

It’s been rough for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth since he allegedly made out with January Jones and flirted aggressively with Emma Watson on Oscar weekend. Although she sort of suggested on Twitter that she didn’t believe the rumours, she also stepped out on a couple of occasions without her ring, and he’s in Australia now spending time with friends and family -- not exactly the most convincing demonstration of togetherness.

Now Page Six is reporting that they're done, for sure. Not surprising. Rumours, cheating, sure...but ultimately, it's age, isn't it? Did anyone really expect that an engagement at 19 that followed a relationship that started at 16 would really lead to marriage? And even if it did, how would that last? It probably wouldn't last outside Hollywood, never mind right in the eye of it.

But, as it often is when two famous people part, when reputations and careers are in involved, now it’s time to focus on the spin. Liam’s the one who’s being accused of offside behavior so, naturally, his side is trying to make excuses. According to Page Six sources:

“Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.”

Ohhhhh...well OF COURSE.

He HAD to cheat on her because she wasn’t staying at home, being grateful that he loved her. If she’d only not cut her hair, you know? If only she’d left it long, like a nice girl who knows how to keep her man. Because how could she expect him to not step out on her when she shaved the sides of her head and isn’t attractive anymore and goes out all the time...?!?! Liam is so hot. He couldn’t help it. It’s all her fault.