On the other hand: carte blanche with the post-series fic without having to worry about being Mashed and, uh, I guess I have something to say to Tobias Menzies if I go to the stage door after The Recruiting Officer?

Not the best consolations.

(I have started thinking about a virtual series. I know you're super busy with school these days but IDK, would you like to be in on it with me?)