Jerry: Im
getting a little uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff. (his other
line beeps) Im getting another call, see ya (answers
call) Hello!

Darren: Hi, this
is Darren from Kramers office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule
a lunch with you at Monks coffee shop.

Jerry: (looking
shocked) Really? When?

Darren: In 10
minutes. Do you need directions?

Jerry: No, I dont.

Darren: Well,
Ill call back in 5 minutes to confirm.

Kramer: Yeah,
5.

(Elaine walks
in  again, how did she get up without the buzzer?)

Elaine: Hey!

Jerry: Hey! So,
wheres my money?

Elaine: No money,
I am Puddy free. So, are we eating or what?

Jerry: Oh yeah,
hold on.

(Jerry calls Kramer
and Darren answers)

Jerry: Hello Darren,
this is Jerry from Jerrys office. (Elaine is looking confused).
Were going to be three for lunch. (Elaine is still looking
confused) What do you mean hes already left?

(Kramer walks
in)

Jerry: Hey, Elaine
is going to come with us, alright?

Kramer: What?
When did this happen?

Jerry: Well, just

Kramer: (yelling)
DARREN!

(Scene: At Elaines
apartment)

(Sitting on the
couch thinking to herself)

Elaine: I am not
calling Puddy. What did I do with my gloves? Oh, I bet I left them
over at Puddys. I should call him. I need those gloves. No,
I better not. Ill call. (looks at table) Oh, look at that!
There are the gloves. I was just about to call. There they are.
Thats funny. Thats really funny. Thats really
really funny. You know who loves funny stories, David Puddy. (Picks
up phone).

(Scene: At Monks
Cafe)

George: Well,
Play Now is through playing. They turned the heat way up in my office.
They tried to sweat me out.

Jerry: Do you
have to write all this stuff down.

Darren: Well,
Mr. Kramer is in a meeting with Mr. Lohmase and he didnt want
to miss anything.

Jerry: So, how
hot did it get?

George: I dont
know, 120, 130 Then they sent some guys to sandblast for 6
hours. Tomorrow they are putting in asbestos.

Jerry: I guess
you can take anything, but actual work.

George: Bring
it on!

(Kramer walks
in)

George: (doing
the voice) Hello-o-o-o Kramer!

Jerry: (doing
the voice) Wel-l-l-c-o-m-e!

George: (doing
the voice) La la la.

Kramer: Sorry
I couldnt get out of there, what did I miss? (asking his "intern")

Darren: Well,
after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether
or not iron man wore some sort under garment between his skin and
his iron suit

Kramer: Uh huh

George: (Interrupts)
And I still say hes naked under there!

Jerry: Oh that
makes a lot of sense.

George: Oh, shut
up!

Darren: Then
Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped
ice out of Mr. Seinfelds drink with his bare hands using it
to wash up (Jerry is taking a sip of water and looking mad) then
Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened." (Jerry
then spits out the water).

Kramer: I know
it sounds pretty glamorous, but its business as usual at Kramerica.

Dean Jones: As
far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary
man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

Kramer: And with
Darrens help, well get that chicken.

Dean Jones: Im
sorry, but we cant allow Darren to continue working with you.

Kramer: Well,
I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.

Dean Jones: You
fly is open.

(Scene: At Jerrys
apartment)

(Jerry & Clare
are talking by the doorway)

Jerry: So youre
sure youre not still angry about last night?

Clare: No, Im
fine. Just as long as you dont ever do that voice again.

Jerry: Never?

Clare: Never.

Jerry: What about
if youre not around?

Clare: No!

Jerry: So I have
to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?

Clare: Thats
right.

Jerry: I can do
that.

Clare: So whats
your decision?

Jerry: I dont
know.

(At the dock or
beach)

(Jerry is thinking
to himself  looking quite funny)

(Hes thinking
about all the times him and Clare spent together. Hes trying
to decide if he likes her more or the voice more)

(Jerry knocks
on Clares door)

Clare: Jerry HI.

Jerry: (doing
the voice) Hello-o-o-o. La-la-la. (haha)

(Scene: At Jerrys
apartment)

George: You broke
up with her? Why?

Jerry: So we could
do the voice. (doing the voice) La-la-la. Whats the matter?

George: I think
Im getting tired of it. I mean is that all it does? Hello?
La-la-la?

Jerry: No, it
can do anything. It can be Spanish. (doing the voice) Hola. Hello-o-o-o.

George: I think
I like the girl better than the voice.

Jerry: Really?

(Elaine walks
in  how does she keep getting up without that buzzer?!)

Jerry: (doing
the voice) Hello-o-o-o.

Elaine: Still?

George: I told
you.

Elaine: Alright,
here you go, choke on it (hands him money).

Jerry: See, never
bet against the backslide. I knew you two would get back together.

Elaine: Yeah,
well not for long. Im breaking up with him.

Jerry: No, I dont
think so. Ive seen you two together. You make each other miserable.
Its kismet.

Elaine: Double
or nothing.

Jerry: Done.

George: (talking
from bathroom) Witness?

Jerry: Youre
in there again.

George: I think
Play Now is putting something in my food.

(Kramer walks
in)

Elaine: Alright,
Im out of here.

Jerry: What is
this? (Kramer is wearing jeans that look like it doesnt fit
him).

Kramer: I dont
know. I found them in your closet. Ever since Darren left I havent
been able to find anything. He took all my clothes to some cleaners.
Im clueless. (looks at clock) Is that clock right?

Jerry: Yeah. Nine
oclock.

Kramer: I was
supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo twelve hours ago.

Jerry: (doing
the voice) Good-bye Kramer.

Kramer: Jerry,
buddy, I got to tell you something. That voice is played.

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: So played.

George: I told
you.

(Scene: Hallway,
Darren is knocking on Kramers door)

Kramer: Darren?
What are you doing here? The college canceled the internship.

Darren: I dont
care about the internship. I care about Kramerica.

Kramer: Kramerica
is no more.

Darren: What about
the oil tanker bladder system? We were going to put an end to maritime
oil spills.

Kramer: Probably.
Darren, you go home. Forget about Kramerica.

(Kramer slams
door)

(Kramer opens
door)

Kramer: Well,
youre still here?

Darren: I havent
had time to leave.

Kramer: Well,
I havent changed my mind.

(Kramer slams
door)

(Kramer opens
door)

Kramer: Well,
you are a tenacious little monkey. Alright, Ill do it. Kramerica
industries lives! Lets get back to work!

(Kramer slams
door)

(Kramer opens
door)

Kramer: Lets
see what Jerry has to eat.

(Scene: At Play
Now  in the bosses office)

Thomassoulo: You
win George. Weve had it. If you leave right now, Play Now
will give you six months pay. Thats half of your entire contract.
Please just go.

George: You see
if I stay the whole year, I get it all.

Thomassoulo: Want
to play hand ball huh? Fine. (calls on intercom) Attention Play
Now employees, George Costanzas handicapped bathroom is now
open on the sixteenth floor to all employees and their families.

George: Well played.

Thomassoulo: Ill
see you in hell Costanza.

(Scene: At Jerrys
apartment)

Jerry: (on the
phone with Clare) Clare thanks for giving me a second chance. Our
relationship is certainly worth more than some silly, stupid voice.
Hold on one second. (George walks in  Jerry asks George) So
we definitely dont want to do the voice anymore? (George shakes
his head NO) Alright, were back together again, great. Bye
bye.

(Scene: Hallway
 Kramer & Darren are pushing an oil tank.

Kramer: Hey.

Jerry: Trouble
down at the plant?

Kramer: Its
a tank of oil. Darren and I are finally going to test out my bladder
system.

George: You have
to drink that whole thing?

Kramer: No. No.
No. Its for oil tankers. All I need to do is fill some sort
of rubber container with oil and then drop it to see whether or
not it can restrain the impact.

Jerry: I understand
(not really understanding, lol).

George: Would
a giant rubber ball work?

Kramer: Conceivably.

George: Well,
Play Now has all kinds of different rubber balls. Why dont
we test your bladder system at my office?

Puddy: Hey, you
want to split a root beer (I think thats what he says)?

Elaine: I dont
think so David, were through.

Puddy: Oh Thats
a nice sweater (Elaine smiles).

(Scene: At Elaines
house  the two are in bed)

Elaine: Whew that
was a dozy.

(Scene: At Jerrys
apartment)

(Elaine throws
down money on the table).

Jerry: Go again?

Elaine: Book it.

George: (again
from bathroom) Witness.

(Scene: At Elaines
apartment)

Elaine: David
I know this hurts, but its the way it has to be (Puddy is
giving her a look like hes going to still get some).

(Scene: At Jerrys
apartment)

(Elaine is placing
money on the table one by one)

Jerry: Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.

(Scene: Jerry
and Elaine at the movies)

Elaine: Im
going to get some popcorn.

(Scene: At Jerrys
apartment)

(Elaine hands
Jerry money)

Elaine: So, how
did it end?

Jerry: They got
away.

Elaine: uh.

(Scene: At Elaines
apartment)

Elaine: Listen
David, Ive got to run. Can you lend me fifty bucks?

(Scene: At Play
Now)

(Darren &
Kramer are pushing the ball of oil  Jerry walks in)

Jerry: Hey.

Kramer: Did you
bring the video camera?

Jerry: Yeah, I
put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest,
and most of your trial. Alright, Ill see ya.

George: Oh, you
might want to stick around Jerry. Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong
man to hire because he was fake handicapped.

Jerry: I cant.
I got to meet Clare.

Kramer: You gave
up the voice?

Jerry: Yeah, I
thought it was stupid. Unless you guys are liking it again.

Kramer & George:
No. No

Jerry: Darren?

Darren: Sorry
Mr. Seinfeld.

Jerry: Uh, bathroom.

George: Hey, use
mine. Ill let you in.

Jerry: I thought
it was open to the public.

George: I uh,
took care of that.

(Both go to the
bathroom, which looks really nice)

Jerry: Wow! Zanadu
. No wonder youre putting in so many hours. (looks at urinal)
May I?

George: I insist.
Ill fix us a drink. (phone rings  who would that be?)
I got it.

(Back to Kramer
& Darren in Georges office)

Kramer: Whew.
You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago
that some day Id be standing here about to solve the worlds
energy problems, I wouldve said youre crazy Now
lets push this giant ball of oil out the window.