Take two thick slices of Noonie's day old bread, smear Honey Cup honey mustard
liberally over both. Cover both slices with green leaf lettuce. Then on one slice only lay smoked turkey on the lettuce,
a tomato slice on the turkey and sprinkle it with shredded carrot. Then on the lay a slice of provolone cheese over the
carrot then a green pepper ring on top of the cheese. Sprikle with sprouts. Cover with the other slice, lettuce side down.
The letuce should be stuck to the bread with honey mustard so it doesn't fall off when you turn it upside down to cover the
sandwich. Slice sandwich in half with a knife. Wrap in tightly in plastic wrap. Use too much wrap. Tape on label. Tadaaa!
Weighs one pound. Costs Four Bucks.

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Mein Teurer Schatz,Entschuldigung Sie bitte, did you know that it is not too late to come to the SpielPalast Cabaret! Wann? You have one weekend remaining. Wo? Get yourself to Burlington City Hall! Warum? Are you insane? Good, you will fit right in. Das ist aber schade...

For a tasty preview, watch my behind-the-scenes vlog about the show or have a gander at some yummy show pictures on my blog. Or read what some satisfied cabaret patrons have to say about the show: Molly, Jeff and Scott - you may be seeing more blurbs in Seven Days and the Burlington Free Press this week as well. Seats will go fast.... Bis bald!

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