Richard Keys and his long history of open mic blunders

For a man who has spent all his adult life in the vicinity of a microphone, Richard Keys would seem to be pretty slow to grasp the dangers.

This weekend’s “Do me a favour, love” diatribe with Andy Gray about Sian Massey and Karen Brady was notable for the absolute lack of humour in the comments. These two were genuinely appalled to see a bird on the line.

Of course, it’s not the first time the lads have made their feelings clear about women in football.