An advertisement printed by Dongda Anus and Intestine Hospital was spotted in Beijing reaching out to men whose foreskin is ‘too tight, or of unwelcome length’. If either of these problems sound all-too-familiar, read on. If not, you’ll probably going to want to read on anyways.Beijing Cream’s Anthony Tao brought this ad to our attention after it was spotted and translated with care by Brendan O’kane.

ATTENTION ALL MENForeskin too tight, or of unwelcome length?These features can vary from person to person.Jobs, study, and overwork all sap your strength,And then sickness and germs can cause matters to worsen.Strange odors and red lumps are commonly seen.Your foreskin’s to blame! It’s as long as a tortilla!Alas, alack — what’s a guy to do?Dongda Anus and Intestine Hospital will see you throughWith its circular slicing techniques from Korea.No pain! No scarring! Critics cheer!Your embarrassing ailments all will disappearAnd your partner of the opposite sex will smile from ear to ear.Where is this Dongda Hospital?Why, just to the south of Lantau Shopping.8563-9299; give us a callFor health and happiness unstopping.