"Racism is unacceptable to me, I cannot bear it. We are in 2012, it can't happen.

"If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him."

So whatever you do, never drop a banana anywhere near Mario Balotelli if you walk past him on the street. And if you do, just step on it as fast you can and fall over so that everyone laughs and forgets whatever awful situation almost came about. This gets you out of most situations actually - children's birthdays, boring meetings, murder trials etc