Most commonly used expletive: Read the middle finger!; F*CK THE POLICE!!!

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No, never!

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?: Sometimes I don't see any difference betwen them

All work and no play...: Most of the times my plays are result of my work

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None for now

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No

2. sped? No, I guess

3. committed acts of vandalism? Sometimes...

4. murdered? No

5. committed acts of terrorism?:

No

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User, I guess

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 8

What is your most frequent typo?: Most frequently I misspell words with double L and type them with one (for example I'd type ORIGINALY instead of ORIGINALLY)

How would you describe your social position?: I like to work in team, but sometimes it's better to do things myself. I often encourage others especially my friends.

How would you describe your life?: "Life is complicated..."

How would you describe yourself?: Brilliant, but lazy

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I am addicted to GTA since GTA 3 was released and year after year I started to like the previous GTAs afterwards the next ones. Now I like all of the GTA series! I keep logging here, because this place if full of people like me and I like to discuss about GTA.

How would you describe spam?: Posting the same thing over and over again; advertising sites with viruses etc.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Not bad it's good to "know your neighbours"

1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Not sure now i have to think of it.

2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Never thought about it.

3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Graphics over Game play

4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue? Not sure

5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? More complex Scripts for increased realism in how models interect with the player.

Why yes, yes I have but I hung about with the wrong crowd in my early years and didn't know any better

2. sped?I've done 35 on my bicycle... can't drive.

3. committed acts of vandalism?Yeah, including being a firestarter.

4. murdered?Not yet, though I do feel the need to stab people sometimes.

5. committed acts of terrorism?:Nah

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Um... stabbing, yes, that's it... mmm stabbing.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuse all the way.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:Normally, I have a PC, a laptop, TV, 360 and phone.

What is your most frequent typo?:teh

How would you describe your social position?:Hmm, i'm normally shy when I 1st meet someone, my social standing is high once I get to know everyone and become part of a group, i'm also rather crazy when i'm drunk and like to think I know how to dance...

How would you describe your life?:A steaming pile of sh*te.

How would you describe yourself?:f*cked in the head ( which at the time of typing this is covered in purple hair ).

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:Force of habit.

How would you describe spam?:It's tasty in a bun.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Pretty damned good, kept me entertained for all of 5 mins, then I went for a nap.

•Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's a good and active site.

•How would you describe spam?: Posts that add nothing to a topic (one worders or single smilie posts). That and really sad attepts at humour that simply make the average person cringe.

•How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): It's a good 'un. Covers all anyone would need/want to know about someone.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?

Both, though not in common interpretations of the beliefs.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

Oh...ermm...none.

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?

Often. Though it is quite random too.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

Better than sex.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?

Neither a guilty pleasure nor way of life. I have no guilt in it and it isn't my way of life, if you know what I mean. My real life friends just take it, it's not as if they can do anything about it.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?

I really am a nice guy and not the cocky guy with a swagger with nothing to back it up and thinks he's the sh*t. People who judge me before they even meet me will all say that I'm an obnoxious pr*ck, but people that actually know me will testify that I'm only an obnoxious pr*ck to those that judge me.

Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: I don`t own a console yet

Console vs. PC Gaming?: PC Gaming FTW!

Favorite Action/Adventure Game: Fahrenheit

Favorite Sports Game: FIFA 2006 Worlds Cup

Favorite First Person Shooter: Counter-Strike

Favorite SIMulation Game: The Sims 2

Favorite Raceing Game: Need For Speed III Hot Pursuit '98

Favorite Puzzle Game: Never played one

Favorite Fighting Game: Dragon Ball Z

Favorite Survival Horror Game: Nosferatu-The Wrath OF Malachi

Favorite Movie Based Game: Matrix - Path Of Neo/The Punisher

Favorite Gameing Franchise: Grand Theft Auto

Favorite Game Icon: Tommy Vercetti

Favorite Game Babe: Mercedez Cortez

Favorite Console Controller:

Favorite Role Playing Game: Spider-Man 31. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Seasons in GTA IV2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Revenge in GTA 3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Forget about PC versions4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. The game-play5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?

All work and no play...: Results in an interpretation of a Stephen King work by Stanley Kubrick, starring Jack Nicholson.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None [that I remember].

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No, we resolved that matter 3 years back. I'm no longer allowed in Cuba.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

I stole a pack of batteries when I was a kid.

2. sped? Yes.

3. committed acts of vandalism? I destroyed a friend's pogs when he was being a prick.

4. murdered? It'd be pretty stupid to tell people that you're a murderer on a publicly viewable forum. It just invites them to search for the body.

5. committed acts of terrorism?: Depends on your definition.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I relish the thought of destroying more pogs.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Neither. I am a master.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Oh, surely you jest. A router, two monitors, a keyboard, a mouse, two phones, a headphone amp, my PC, a printer, a table fan, speakers, a Wii remote.. The list could go on, yes, but it ends here.

What is your most frequent typo?: None. I tend to avoid AOL-speak.

How would you describe your social position?: Elitist f*ck with consequently few friends. But, those I have are truly great.

How would you describe your life?: Good food? Good music? What more is there to want?

How would you describe yourself?: I am the very picture of the 19th century gentleman.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't. I come back for a time every few months.

How would you describe spam?: Quintessential luncheon meat that belongs alongside candied beef in that it should not be eaten, merely gazed upon with awe and disgust.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Typical Meta faire.

1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?Controls properly optimized for mouse & keyboard in all Silent Hills! (damn crappy console ports)

2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?Too gory to put here. I'll just say it involves Jack Thompson and an ordinary household can opener.

3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?Games being released first for consoles and then, after a looong time, for PC. And sometimes when they finally get released, they still behave like f*cking console games - crappy controls, checkpoints instead of saves etc.

4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.For me, 'trend' always has a negative connotation. Is 'advanced physics engine' a trend? I think not. Technology will always keep improving, so there's nothing to be worried about. Quality of gameplay isn't a trend either.

5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?No improvements will save those pathetic things from the superior performance of the Mighty PC! Bwahahahaha!!

All work and no play...: makes me play during work, while pretending to work.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I was illegally incarcerated for almost 2 days, but never charged.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not to my knowledge, but I wouldn't be surprised if they are spying on me and tapping my phone/internet lines - but they'll never get into my head! *puts on tin foil hat*

Have you ever:

shoplifted?

No.

sped? Yeah, but never got caught .

committed acts of vandalism? Yeah, but it was for the good of the community.

murdered? No.

committed acts of terrorism?: No.

Raped? Does spawn-rape count?

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Gettin away after doing them all in the same day.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Use her to my advantage.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: About 8.

What is your most frequent typo?: replacing D's with S's.

How would you describe your social position?: Winning Loser.

How would you describe your life?: Like Chuck Norris strangling a duck with his long, muscular cock.

How would you describe yourself?: Sweet and melty on the outside, creamy and chewy on the inside, with delicious bits of wheaty crunchiness.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: To get flamed, agroed and pwn for Freedom, Liberty and Democracy!

How would you describe spam?: Something I wont eat for cultural and health reasons - not after Technomm's mom's cheap milfy pussy!