Moistureshire

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Here be Narwhals.

So.. here's the general layout of our little Shire. To the northeast, past narwhal-infested waters, lies Jon and his fleet of rebel raiders. Who incidentally are fed up with the soggy awesomeness that makes up our fair nation. They label themselves Team Crunchy, and fight for lobotomy etc. of our peoples, with the intention of hardening our brains to the extent of death or ramification. Needless to say, as your commander-in-chief I shall do everything in my power to preserve the general moistness of our beautiful plot of existence.

Viking forces, BE AWARE: The state of Moistureshire is strong. We stand united.

AND WE HAVE ELEPHANTS.

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I just wanted to let you know that war has been declared... Some pasty British guy on VlogBrothers said he'd eliminate the word "Moist" from the English Language. Although, from what I hear, Moist is one of Hanks favorite words... We must get a message to Hank, and let it be known to all, the eternal war between the Crunchies, and Us, has only yet begun...

hello i am Otter of Osmosis Bay. i rule the bay with a jello fist and if anyone wants to give me a hug or suggles or cuddles i will allow but if anyone does not hug or other wise the punishment will be jello!