Oh My Darling

As I always say, change these scones up to suit your taste buds: add in nuts, dried fruit or other mix-ins to make them your own creation – your own scones!

If you’ve read this column for any length of time, you’ll know that I have a soft spot for baked goods. There’s just something about the combination of sugar, flour and butter that makes my eyes roll back into my head, my limbs go limp and my tongue hang out the side of my mouth. Yikes, now there’s visual.

Baking Powder

Back in the day (i.e., when I was younger, less jaded, way too overzealous and a bit naïve), I had a short-lived baking business which I ran out of my kitchen called Darling Desserts. Darling Desserts was a darling little idea that could have really taken off had I had the time, the business savvy and the dump truck full of money to throw the idea into high gear. As it was, I was baking muffins, cookies and cakes in my kitchen until all hours of the night and delivering them at the @$$crack of dawn before being at my office job by 8:30. I offered a wonderful, hand-crafted product at a fair price, and free delivery to anywhere within a 10-mile radius.

Lotsa Butter

Eventually, my eager-to-please business strategy got the best of me, and I became a burned out baker who was driving to Springdale at 7:30 a.m. to deliver boxes of cookies that netted me exactly $2.14. I was getting in over my head, and I was beginning to burn out and flail about. This, combined with the fact that I’d just received a promotion at the office that gave me a bazillion new things to learn and a frightening amount of responsibility, led me to put Darling Desserts aside and concentrate on my real passion money-maker, my office job. Insert the collective, defeated sigh here.

Cutting the Scones

Regardless of Darling Desserts’ demise, my passion for baking is still as strong as ever. You know when you find that couple of hours over the weekend when you really don’t have much to do? You probably think to yourself, “I want to read a book”, or “I think I’ll take a nap”, or “I really need to paint my Drow Cleric of Lolth miniature a new shade of purple” – well, I think to myself, “I want to bake something”.

I found myself with such a block of time last weekend, and I jumped at the occasion to make something crumbly, decadent and sweet-tooth-satisfying. I was flipping through my cookbooks for some inspiration; Nigella just wasn’t doing it for me (sorry, Lady Lawson) and Pierre Herme was going to take up entirely too much of my time (still love you, Pierre). Good ol’ Martha Stewart was speaking my language, though; her Baking Handbook gave me all sorts of ideas for sweet treats Hubs and I could share. I decided on Martha’s chocolate scones, which she warns “are so rich and dense, you may prefer to eat them as an afternoon snack rather than for breakfast.” Umm, Martha? How about both?

Tossing in the Chocolate

According to my 20-second Wikipedia search, scones have origins in the highlands of Scotland. With a consistency a lot like a biscuit, scones can be sweet or savory and run the gamut when it comes to flavors. Because of my serious case of Sweettoothitis, I chose the chocolate variety, of course.

Scones contain many of the same ingredients as any quick bread dough (think banana bread or pumpkin bread), but are noticeably drier in their raw form, and need a little helping hand to combine. But fret not: the large chunks of butter within the dough create steam as the dough bakes, turning the dough into a fluffy, crumbly and oh-so-buttery treat. The chunks of chocolate only add to the goodness, and the turbinado sugar offers a satisfying, sweet crunch. As I always say, change these scones up to suit your taste buds: add in nuts, dried fruit or other mix-ins to make them your own creation – your own scones! They are truly wonderful as a mid-afternoon snack or a decadent breakfast. And one last thing: Martha says they’re best eaten the day they’re made; but if you eat eight scones in one day, I think we may have to call Intervention to schedule a show for next season. Just sayin’. Enjoy!

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Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa, granulated sugar, baking soda and salt. Using a pastry cutter, cut in the butter until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs with a few larger clumps remaining. Fold in the chocolate.

Whisk together the whole egg and the 3/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon of the cream. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture. Using a rubber spatula, fold in, working from all directions and incorporating the crumbs from the bottom of the bowl. Don’t worry, this will look dry. Fold until the dough just starts to come together.

Into the Oven

Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and gently pat together, working into a rectangle about an inch thick all around. Using a sharp knife or a pizza cutter, cut the rectangle into squares or triangles. Place the cut dough about 2 inches apart on the prepared baking sheet. Cover with plastic wrap and freeze for at least an hour and a half.

Preheat the oven to 375°. In a small bowl, lightly beat the egg yolk with the remaining tablespoon of heavy cream. Brush the mixture over the tops of the scones and sprinkle them with the turbinado sugar, if using. Bake, rotating the sheet halfway through, until a cake tester comes out clean, about 25-30 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack to cool.

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Laura HobbsLaura is a regular contributor for the Fayetteville Flyer. She was born and raised in Fayetteville. She is a self-proclaimed foodie and avid cook. For more of Laura’s contributions, see her Flyer Foodie author page. For more cooking, recipes, and other food-related inspiration, visit Flyer Foodie on Facebook.

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michael

You don’t mention where to mix in the baking powder, but I presume with the other dry ingredients.

http://fayettevilleflyer.com Laura Hobbs

Oops! You’re right, Michael – mix it in with the other dry ingredients. Thanks for catching that!

http://custardbydesign.blogspot.com/ richy mc cusker

i’m from ireland – where scones rock…
scones are simply amazing…prob best served up in teh depths of winter, slightly warmed, with butter melting and dripping into the wee scone crevices served up with a dollop of raspberry jam…

mouth watering having written that…

your chocolate scones have me intrigued…

do you say scone as in cone or scone as in gone…

i say scone as in gone…

http://www.fayettevilleflyer.com/category/flyer-foodie/ Laura Hobbs

Richy, you had me at slightly warmed. I say scone as in cone – but I’m a Yank, so don’t listen to me. :)

ricky bobby

Somewhere between Denver and Mayberry there is a gold truck and you and me and Gomer and Laura Lee Hobbs, we’re gonna be here to meet it!

http://www.fayettevilleflyer.com/category/flyer-foodie/ Laura Hobbs

Yee haw, Ricky!

gabi

Yikes! I’ll have to do a few extra laps around the park if I make these. Ina Garten has some pretty good scone recipes, but these being chocolate surpass any of hers. I’m thinking dried cherries and nuts might be really good in these too. And Richy, I’m with you about pronouncing scone like gone after hearing many years ago on some cooking show that this was the correct pronunciation, though if you say it that way in these parts, people think you’re putting on airs.