Banjo: Ugh, I hate Barney because he grounded Ako just for making videos of her killing him!

Banjo's dad: Me too!

Tootie: Same here.

Kazooie: Ditto.

Tootie: I thought SciGirls was coming on, but no, it's this stupid excuse of a show for babies!

Banjo's dad: I want you to kill Barney. If you succeed, you will be ungrounded.

Banjo: Okay!

(Cut to a picture of the earth from above, with Banjo running in silhouette)

Banjo: He is at Gillette Stadium.

(cut to Banjo arriving at Gillette. The kids and Barney are shocked at Banjo and his Person-Destroying C4)

Banjo: Prepare to die Barney as revenge for grounding Ako!

Barney: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Don't blow me up! Please don't blow me up! I'm one of the only existing dinosaurs!

Banjo: Too bad! (throws C4 at Barney)

(Barney explodes into a ball of flame)

Banjo: I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and blow up Barney, with a nuclear bomb and a C4! No more purple dinosaur!

(All that is left of Barney is meaty chunks. The kids are crying)

Banjo: Yay I destroyed Barney! Now to go home!

(Hours later)

Banjo's dad: Thanks for killing Barney! You are now ungrounded! In fact, I found a news report on it.

(cut to GNN news)

Sammy Jessica H.'s ghost: We have just gotten breaking news. Barney, the infamous dinosaur, was killed in a murder incident. We now go to interviews.

(interview with Baby Ako)

Baby Ako: I'm ungrounded because of his death! Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy!!