Des - 'Before we start Reg, a few ground rules. The right hand side of the car, is my side of the car, I own it. I let you rent the left hand side. You only answer the main set, if and when I tell you, you only accept a call if and when I tell you. I do not do abandoned traces, I do not do sense hold up alarms, and I do not do domestics, other than that anything goes. What gets said or done in the car, stays in the car, and that cuts both ways. Any questions?'
Reg - 'Yeah, why me?'
Des - 'Reg, I'm insulted that you ask. Your reputation preceeds you.'
Reg - 'Does it?'
Des - 'You are the main man.'
Reg - 'Am I?'

Chandler - 'You'll go blind Des.'
Des - 'Sorry Guvnor, are you on first dibs?.'
Chandler - 'So out of all the stations in all of the Met, you had to get posted to mine.'
Des - 'She was nice, tho. Are you sure you haven't?'
Chandler - 'Hmmm, I know it's hard for you Des, but it's 'are you sure you haven't, Sir'.'

Des - 'There was a time when you used to have my sloppy seconds, sir.'
Chandler - 'Yeah, hurry up and do something stupid so I can get you transfered.'
Des - 'Don't worry Tom. Your secrets are safe with me.'

Reg - 'I'm not an idiot, so please don't treat me like one.'
Des - 'I was out of order. I'm sorry.'
Reg - 'What?'
Des - 'You know, you're one of the weirdest blokes I've ever met, but I can't think of another copper I would rather be paired with.'