McCarren Park Manifesto

Today in McCarren Park, a woman named Alma was handing out copies of an email she'd sent a friend. She was pretty sparing in the details, but she's fed up with gossip and communications issues and also talks to ghosts. Unlike most of us, who'd write a pissed-off tweet, she channeled her frustration into a 2 page long manifesto and took it to the streets. I don't know how evangelical Alma is about her mission, but if someone could forward this to the Bedford Preacher, it would be a big help. Images of Alma's email after the jump:

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!! I stopped into the Internet Garage after kickball today and this woman had printed out like 200 motherfucking copies of this and when the paper ran out she bolted and left them there. I snagged one and was just reading it. My friend who works there made a sign in response reading: This is why the rainforest is leaving.