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I'm tired of poop.

Why is shit a bad word? I'm tired of hearing the word poop mentioned on TV on a reportage on toilets, on Myth Busters (Turd polishing myth) and all over.

I mean people shit. It's not like the proper people take a poop and the rest of us take a shit; I've never heard anybody get offended by that word. I mean seriously, people don't give a shit.

My roommate doesn't want me to leave my stuff on the floor, but I tell him it's my stuff and I'll drop it where I want to, I tell him this in my head of course, and then grab my stuff of the floor and put in in a closet with the rest of my shit. The closet is NOT full of poop. It's full of shit, MY shit.

People pee, right? It's not like all of a sudden proper people urinate and the rest of us go wee-wee, take a tinkle, or just plain pee. But none of those are bad words.

How about tears? Lachrymal excretions. Sweat? Don't sweat it or spit for that matter.

Let's make shit a good word already, the use of poop is getting ridiculous. Nobody talks that way. Nobody is offended by that word. And young people, kids, babies, were but shit-making-machines when in diapers, no?

Enough with that shit. I'm tired of poop.

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