TWILIGHT! I wanted to blind myself so I didn't have to keep reading it (I can't put books down after I start reading them b/c I want to be sure when I publicly insult them).

Also, that book Losing My Cool (about hip hop culture and Black youth) was nothing more than the author's declaration of his "enlightenment" because he nows sees the irony in rap lyrics and knows what a baguette is and drinks scotch in France. Barf.