aka Hicktown USA... where boys favorite cars are trucks which say GIT R DONE. People are happy if their corn grows an inch a year, the smell of mushrooms fill the air and make people sick to their stomaches.

You know you are in Unionville when,
You see random cows all over the place,
you smell the rancid smell of mushrooms from nearby Kennett,
You see a huge Wal Mart right in the middle of a random field