It’s been a long time since there has been so much hullabaloo over a Jewish rapper, so Rap Genius is rolling out the red carpet, just like we did for Eminem’s Recovery: it’s a celebration again, bitches!

Who cares if Drake has nothing to say about anything besides his own milquetoast fame? Drake is JEWISH. He had an authentic Bar Mitzvah (100 Rap IQ™ points to the first person who correctly identifies his Torah portion), and he’s a rapper.

With Matisyahu relegated to the “Trash Bin of History”, Drake is now clearly “Top Jew” in the Rap Game.

Drake, visiting his Bubby:

So, as a mazel tov to Drake and a mitzvah (good deed) for his fans, we explained (almost) every single song (some of them just aren’t rap) off Drake’s debut album Thank Me Later.