I randomly decided to take this one step further, so blame whatever's responsible for random results, not me.

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Oh, right. Go ahead and blame me, then. ;/

Anyway, I suddenly got it in my head to imagine DES patrolling a city at night, while surfing on a rainbow in the air, pretending to be a superhero. Since he's entirely white, he'd be called the Bright Knight.

Ironically, whenever he tries to pull off something evil, it (eventually?) turns out to be good and helpful instead.

Well, if DES (DIO's Eevil Snowman) is going to be a superhero (no, really) then you need to see the previously unseen "CREATION of DES!!

Now as anyone who lives in Vancouver will tell you, while the snow that falls on Seymour, Grouse, Hollyburn/Cypus and Whistler mountains is great snow, the snow that falls on the city is Eevil. Eevil!!And the snow that falls on neighbourhood of Point Grey is the most eevil of all. Often there will be snow on the hill of Point Grey while the rest of Vancouver is snow free. If that is not Eevil, I don't know what is. It's not like Point Grey is that high. (except for that frat house across the street...)

And so it came to pass on a winter's day some years ago during a fall of this eevil snow it happened that DIO with the help of Heavenly Flower Child set out to build the Snowman who is DES.

Eevil Snow!!

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But with Heavenly Flower Childs help, doesn't that imply the Bright Knight would be a force for good even though it was built from the eevil snows? A hero of darkness to keep those even darker things at Michael Bey's hidden script vault...unless they so happen to fit within the planned plot most devious