The first episode of sexy mini-series Bikini Warriors has unsurprisingly welcomed viewers with some suggestive service of the bikini variety, as the show’s voluptuous girls slip into new sets of armor just as skimpy as their old ones – not that most eager watchers are bothered by that fact.

The material in the official website directly mocks Dragon Quest cliches, such as the stingy king who won't spend more than a handful of chump change to get your party started to the part where your character can't jump over the fence and can rob every villager blind and how the demon lord really slacks around.

I'm reminded of that moment during Macross when the three Zentradi are watching the Miss Macross Contest and are debating what the girls are wearing when they preform the Swimsuit competition. One of them says "Is that some sort of armor? It looks awfully sparse for armor." And another one says "Maybe it protect the only vulnerable areas of her body."

Of the season? Good god, you're clearly delirious. Remove that dildo from your ass post haste - the internal bleeding - and consequentially, the lack of blood going to your brain - has you spewing utter nonsense.