Donald Trump is to live up to one of his pre election tweets and fight in place of all the LGBT soldiers currently serving in the US military. Declaring yesterday that he would ban “Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military.” The President was clearly following through on a statement he had made during

Refusing to once again drag himself through the rush hour traffic and hoards of London drunks and tourists at 6am this morning to report on a minor piece of election news in front of Westminster, television reporter Greg Phillips decided that his time would be best spent catching up on three extra hours of sleep

Dementia, the life debilitating disease which consumes the sufferers entire physical and mental grasp on reality has been successfully exploited by the daughter of one such sufferer today to return two coats and a skirt which were well past their 30-day return policy. Sally Hughes, whose 79-year-old mother currently fights a daily unending battle to retain any memory

After a booking issue occurred on his flight from London To New York, white traveler, Greg Phillips had no trouble receiving a complimentary flight upgrade for his ticket from coach to first class this morning even though, according to other flyers his hand luggage would not stop ticking and had multiple red wires visibly hanging

Reports this morning confirm that it is raining. Previous weather reports from last night suggested that it may not rain, however our latest more accurate reports show that they were wrong and it is now indeed definetly raining. Reporters on the ground in places where it has said to be the wettest are all confirming

Pacing back and forth in his flat local man Greg Phillips confronted his bandmate Tom today to discuss the speed at which they decided to start a band and career in the music industry together. “I just think we may have rushed into this thing?” Greg began to explain to Tom. “I mean I don’t even know

After the recent passing of Greg Phillips Senior from a short but fatal battle with cancer, the responsibility of sorting out the house has fallen on the shoulders of his eldest son Greg Phillips Junior. “How could anyone live like this?” Greg was heard shouting from the workshop as he began the mammoth task of trying

Holding high a cancer drug prescription and shouting “I told you so” to his previously skeptical but now visibly distraught family, stage four leukemia sufferer Greg Phillips had his WebMD self diagnosis of cancer confirmed by medical officials this morning much to the relief of Greg, who couldn’t face another health diagnosis faux pas in

Inspired by romantic scenes from Good Will Hunting, A Beautiful Mind and The Theory of Everything, lonely professor Greg Phillips hit the local bar’s this valentines evening chancing to woo a single lady by showing off his superior intellect through writing theorems on napkins or any available windows with a marker pen. “I tried to best a

After legally confirming their relationship status this morning the overarching clock of resentment and adultery silently began to tick inside each of the newlyweds soul, counting down to the inevitable termination of the relationship. “We’re just so happy to be starting this life long journey together” proclaimed Sally, subconsciously aware that statistically she would be getting replaced