Some years ago while running the Starbase 1 BBS, I produced a list of astronomical
trivia which I had found entertaining. I recently (2004) discovered that someone
had reposted it on the net. Well, if it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough
for me! So here it is again.

Entries are in alphabetical order of subject.

Ancient Astronomy.

Aristarchus of Samos developed a heliocentric system hundreds of years before the
birth of Christ. Archimedes used his model to get a distance to the stars of about
1 light year in modern units.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Asteroids.

While most asteroids orbit between Mars and Jupiter, 1983 TB gets as close as 9 million
miles from the Sun.

Source: Patrick Moore's Armchair Astronomy

If an asteroid hit the Earth, the effect would be similar to gathering ALL the worlds’
nuclear weapons together, and detonating them.

Guillaume le Gentile was perhaps the most unlucky astronomer ever. He went to India
to observe a transit of Venus, but was becalmed. Her returned a few years later but
was clouded out. He was then stricken with dysentery and came home on a Spanish warship,
which lost its mast off the Cape of Good Hope, and got blown off course past the
Azores, before limping into Cadiz. He finally got home after nearly 12 years of absence,
only to discover he had been declared dead, and his estate had been divided up amongst
creditors and relatives. He promptly renounced astronomy and settled down to write
his memoirs. Cassini praised Le Gentile's character but considered that "in his sea
voyages he had contracted a little unsociability and brusqueness".

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Big Bang:

In 1951 Pope Pious XII pronounced that the Big Bang was compatible with official
Catholic Doctrine.

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Black Holes:

In Russia black holes are known as frozen stars - this is because the phrase 'black
hole' has a distinctly unsavoury use already.

Source: N. Stevens.

Columbus:

Columbus was not unusual in believing that the Earth was round - it was common knowledge
among navigators. What was unusual is that he thought the Earth was small - small
enough for a circumnavigation to be practical.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Comets:

The tail of a comet, whilst visually very impressive is so tenuous it is thinner
than the best laboratory vacuum.

Source: N. Stevens

Jean D'Angos, a knight of Malta, attempted to fake a comet discovery, by calculating
an orbit then claiming to have observed a matching object. Unfortunately for him,
he was spotted when Johann Enke realised that a comet could only move in such an
apparent path if the Earth was ten times further from the Sun than it really is.

Source: Patrick Moore's Armchair Astronomy.

Cosmology:

Steven Hawking was born on the 300th anniversary of Galileo's death.

Source: Lonely hearts of the Cosmos, Dennis Overbye

If the galaxy was the size of a dime (say a 5p piece), then the radius of the universe
would be about 4 miles.

Source: Jim Gunn, quoted in First Light by Richard Preston.

Heather Couper:

Heather Couper has described herself as 'the Aneka Rice of Astronomy'.

Source: Ian Ridpath

Galileo:

Galileo did NOT invent the refracting telescope. But he did everything he could to
encourage people in the belief that he had.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Galileo thought that Kepler's theory, that the Moon produced the tides, was quite
ridiculous. He wrote 'he has nevertheless lent his ear and his assent to the Moon's
dominion over the waters, to occult properties, and to such puerilities.'

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Galileo observed Neptune - it is marked as a field object in one of his early drawings
of Jupiter's satellites, but he did not realise what it was.

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

George Ellery Hale:

Hale used to jog for miles around Mt Wilson, reciting Italian poetry as he went.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Hale had a vivid imagination. He believed he was visited by an elf, who gave him
advice on how to run his life.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

While riding through Pasadena one day he observed two other men on motorbikes, and
challenged them to a race. As he roared away he heard sirens behind - he had failed
to notice that the men were policemen, and was arrested.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Edmond Halley:

At one point Halley's salary from the Royal Society was being paid in copies of the
book 'History of Fishes'.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Halley did not live to see the return of the comet which bears his name.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris

Flamsteed once commented that Halley 'swore and drank brandy like a sea captain'.
On one occasion Halley got drunk with Peter the Great, and ended up pushing him through
a hedge in a wheelbarrow!

Source: Explorers of Space, Patrick Moore

William Herschell:

Virtually nothing could stop Herschell from observing. He would observe even when
it was so cold his ink froze, and when at Datchet he would often wade through flood
waters to get to his telescope, and would rub his hands and face with onion to stave
off ague.

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

At one point Herschell wanted to build a 3-foot mirror, and as no foundry would take
on the job tried to do it himself. He built a mould out of vast quantities of horse
dung, which he, his wife, his brother, and some friends pounded into shape. Unfortunately
the mould cracked, and molten metal flowed out across the floor, exploding the flagstones.

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

William Herschell:

Virtually nothing could stop Herschell from observing. He would observe even when
it was so cold his ink froze, and when at Datchet he would often wade through flood
waters to get to his telescope, and would rub his hands and face with onion to stave
off ague.

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

At one point Herschell wanted to build a 3-foot mirror, and as no foundry would take
on the job tried to do it himself. He built a mould out of vast quantities of horse
dung, which he, his wife, his brother, and some friends pounded into shape. Unfortunately
the mould cracked, and molten metal flowed out across the floor, exploding the flagstones.

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Hubble:

Edwin Hubble managed to upset Howard Shapely - he wrote 'of no consequence' across
a draft of one of Shapely's papers, and his comment was published in the paper in
a journal.

Source: Lonely hearts of the Cosmos, Dennis Overbye

One of Hubble’s favourite tricks to impress visitors was to sweep all the papers
off his desk into the bin when a visitor arrived. After the visitor had gone, Hubble
would dig them out again.

Source: Lonely hearts of the Cosmos, Dennis Overbye

Huygens:

Christian Huygens attempted to measure the distance to Sirius by looking at the Sun
through a pinhole, until it looked as bright as Sirius. As the hole admitted 1/27664
of the Sun's light, he concluded that if it was the same brightness as the Sun it
was 27,664 times further away. (This is a twenty fold under estimate - Sirius is
considerably brighter than the Sun).

Source: Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Kepler:

Johannes Kepler did not have a happy marriage - he described his wife as: 'simple
of mind and fat of body... stupid, sulking, lonely and melancholy.'

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Kepler attempted to make a living casting horoscopes, but was very rarely paid.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Meteors & Meteorites:

USAF detectors intended to pick up clandestine above ground nuclear tests also pick
up big meteor arrivals, including one over the South Atlantic which registered at
half a megaton.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

The Moon:

Whilst lunar 'seas' are well known, areas of the Moon were at one time also named
after lands - for example Terra Sterilitatis, the land of sterility.

Source: Riccioli's map of the Moon.

Dr H H Nininger suggested in 1952 that the crater pair Messier and Messier A in Mare
Fecunditatis in fact formed a tunnel through the intervening ridge, caused by an
extremely shallow meteor impact creating both at one stroke.

Source: Patrick Moore's Armchair Astronomy.

Newton:

When a young man, Isaac Newton built fake flying saucers out of wax paper canopies
with candles beneath.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Newton had invented Infinitesimal Calculus before he had even received his bachelor’s
degree, but he chose not to publish, fearing it would disrupt his privacy.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Palomar:

Prime focus observers at Mount Palomar get music of their choice piped up to them
while they are doing observing runs.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

When the blank for the Palomar mirror was being transported, it was encased in armour,
in case anyone took a shot at it.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Final tests on the Palomar mirror revealed a very slight astigmatism. Rather than
spend a long time refiguring the problem was fixed by attaching 4 fisherman’s spring
scales to the back, to apply a very light tension. (In 1981 a technician couldn't
work out what they were doing there, and removed them. Complaints from the astronomers
soon had them back in place).

Source: First Light, Richard Preston. Don Schneider was at prime focus when it occurred
to him that he had never seen Venus through the Big Eye. On moving to the eyepiece
he reeled back in pain, as a beam like that from a film projector hit him in the
eye.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

The Palomar scope, equipped with the '4 Shooter' CCD detector is sensitive enough
to pick up the glow of a cigarette at 700 miles distance.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Rudolph Minkowski was a very large man, and he always had a lot of trouble in the
small prime focus cage, resulting in all sorts of strange noises. The night assistants
thought these noises so interesting that they recorded them, and passed the tape
around.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Smoking is very strictly forbidden in the prime focus cage, for obvious reasons.
However the cage always reeked of cigarette smoke after Minkowsky had been in it,
though it was difficult to work out what he was doing with the cigarette ends. The
night assistants worked out he was throwing them onto the main mirror.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

The moving parts of the 200-inch Hale telescope weigh 1 million pounds, yet it is
driven by a 1/12th horsepower motor the size of a grapefruit.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Pluto:

It is generally held that Clyde Tombaugh discovered the 9th planet - however if you
include Minor Planets (or asteroids), he discovered the 1164th!

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Bernhard Schmidt:

The inventor of the Schmidt camera blew his right arm off with a homemade pipe bomb
when he was eleven. This makes the superb quality of his hand ground optics even
more impressive...

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

When Schmidt ground his first corrector plate he worked for 36 hours continually,
before being found unconscious. On being roused he refused coffee and sandwiches,
because there was 12 hours more work to do - he smoked a couple of cigars then finished
it.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Schmidt drank himself to death, and is buried in the graveyard he used to test the
optics of his first Schmidt camera. His gravestone is marked with his name, a star,
and the words 'PER ASPERA AD ASTRA'

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Sirius:

Many ancient astronomical texts describe the colour of Sirius, the brightest star
in the sky, as red. These include works by Ptolemy and Lucius Seneca amongst others.

Source: Patrick Moore's Armchair Astronomy.

Telescopes:

The Homestake Mine is possibly the most unusual astronomical observatory. It houses
a neutrino telescope a mile underground, and has never seen a ray of sunlight or
starlight.

Source: Patrick Moore's Armchair Astronomy

Tycho Brahe:

The astronomer Tycho had an extremely well appointed observatory. The castle contained
its own paper mill, a private jail, flush toilets and an intercom system - not bad
for the 16th century.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Tycho had a metal alloy nose. The original one was cut off in a duel when he was
a youth.

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Tycho died on Oct 24 1601, when his bladder burst from drinking too much beer at
a royal dinner party..

Source: Coming of age in the Milky Way, Tim Ferris.

Variable stars:

Sir John Herschell was convinced that the star Alphard (Alpha Hydrae) was distinctly
variable. It isn't.

Source: Patrick Moore's Armchair Astronomy

Zwicky:

Fritz Zwicky had many unusual ideas - including a proposal to shoot artillery bursts
over Mount Palomar to make the air more transparent.

Source: Lonely hearts of the Cosmos, Dennis Overbye.

He also ordered the Palomar night assistant to shoot hole in the dome of the Palomar
200 inch, to improve air circulation.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Zwicky did not get on with the night assistants - hardly surprising in the light
of the last two items. He described them as 'spherical bastards' because (he said),
'they are bastards every way I look at them'.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Zwicky at one point put an explosive charge on the nose of an Aerobee rocket, which
was triggered at the height of the trajectory. He therefore claimed to be the first
person to send an artefact (albeit a scrap of shrapnel) to escape velocity.

Source: First Light, Richard Preston.

Unsubstantiated:

It would be appreciated if anyone could throw any light on the following suggestion,
true or false:

An astronomer mistook a background star in the Mizar/Alcor field for a planet, and
named it after King George. An early astronomer royal hung a model of Saturn from
a nearby tree, so the King would not be disappointed if the weather was cloudy.