Man City have just unveiled the brand new home dressing room they've had fitted at the Etihad Stadium and it looks more like some kind of futuristic cloning facility than a place for Fabian Delph to tape up his shinpads...

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Lord alone knows how much they've spent rigging that thing up, but we're fairly sure where the inspiration came from.

Looks like every nameless henchman from every indistinguishable British gangster movie ever made.

Just to keep you up to speed, Wayne Rooney pleaded guilty to his drink-driving charge atStockport Magistrates' Court today and was subsequently sentenced to perform 100 hours of unpaid community work as punishment.

Top spot from Pies fan Luke W, who viddied that Jamie Vardy looks like a certain troublesome young droog with the addition of a black eye...

As revealed by the man himself after England's win over Lithuania, Vardy's shiner wasn't the result of a bit of good old fashioned ultra violence, rather being hit in the face by a stray football during a training session.

A doff of the cap is most definitely due to Pies fanRasmus Forsten, who noticed that the freshly-shorn Jack Wilshere bears a striking resemblance to Eleven from hit 1980ssynth-fuelledsci-fi series 'Stranger Things'...

One is a tiny, frail human being, cut adrift in an alien realm; damaged and abused but capable of amazing things in short bursts before succumbing to physical and mental break down.

Top notch work from Pies fan Will Jonathan, who noticed that a certain Angel di Maria bears anuncanny resemblance to Frik the gnome, as played by Martin Short in the star-studded yet entirely forgettable 1998 fantasy romp 'Merlin'...

Kudos to Pies fan @jonnyffcpitt, who spotted that dinky Wales midfielder Jonny Williams not only looks like a runner-up in a regional Jimmy Sommerville lookalike contest, but also bears an uncanny likeness to Toby Jones, i.e, thatactor who's always decent in everything but you still can't quite remember his name.

The man you see afore ye is Riza Perestes, an Iranian gentleman who just so happens to share 99.99999999% of his DNA with a rather famous footballer by the name of Lionel Messi.

Riza has apparently become something of a minor phenomenon in his hometown, and now spends his days pottering around in an Argentina shirt whilst trying to make as many people do double-takes as possible.

Proving once again that they are Sky Sports' answer to Trev and Simon, the banter-slinging comedy duo of Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville have been at it again.

It all began when Neville, shortly after finishing his shift for Sky atthe Chelsea-Liverpool match last night, posted a photograph on Instagram of himself being ferried back home on the back of a motorbike.

Being as they are the 2. Bundesliga's premier left-wing, neo-punk, anti-fascist socialist football club, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise to learn that St Pauli tried something a little unorthodox with a recent player unveiling.

After it emerged that coach Ewald Lienen was otherwise engaged and wouldn't be able to welcomenew signing Marvin Ducksch to the club in person, St Pauli instead had some bloke don a mask of Lienen and pose for a photo instead.

Liverpool supporters might agree that Joe Allen's recent run of form has seen him playing with the wind beneath his wings, but this may be taking it a little too far.

The Welsh midfielder – kind-of-ironically-but-not-really dubbed ‘the Welsh Xavi' by Brendan Rodgers once upon a time – appears to have taken time out of his busy schedule to show his tender face on the crispy coating of a chicken nugget.

Inwhat might just be the most high-brow Shit Lookalike we've ever featured on Pies, a tip of the hat is definitely due to Crystal Palace fansDuleep Allirajah and Ed Barrett who jointly noted that the giddy aftermath of Jason Puncheon's winning goal against Swansea bore a distinct resemblance to a work by an Italian Renaissance master.