$500: Safety.com says if you want to deter burglars from robbing your home, you're better off getting a small dog instead of a big dog, because small dogs what?A - kill the burglar with cutenessB - can make a citizen's arrestC - bark uncontrollably at visitorsD - know karate

$1000: Though it'd probably drive its employees insane today, in Amazon.com's early days, what happened in the office every time a sale was made?A - a bell rangB - 1000 doves were released in the break roomC - a robot dumped Gatorade on everybodyD - Jeff Bezos removed an article of clothing

$2000: Dragging the overall GPA down, the person who finishes in the bottom of their class at the U.S. Naval Acadamy is aptly nicknamed the what?A - boatswainB - quartermasterC - anchormanD - gunner's mate

$5000: Despite being his fierce rival in the late '70s and early '80s, Björn Borg was a guest at what athlete's wedding to singer Patty Smythe in 1997?A - Wayne GretzskyB - John McEnroeC - Jack NicklausD - Greg LeMond