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Friday, March 4, 2011

Swingin' on a Star

By Jimmy Van Heusen & Johnny Burke1944

An infectious classic composed specifically for Bing Crosby to sing in the 1944 film Going My Way, for which is won the Academy Award. The origin of the concept lay in a visit composer Van Heusen paid to Bing's house, during which the crooner rebuked his son comically for not wanting to go to school. Following Going My Way, Crosby would also have a huge hit with the song as a single recording. It would go on to become a truly beloved standard--specifically a favorite among children.

Lyrics:

Would you like to swing on a star?Carry moonbeams home in a jar?And be better off than you are?Or would rather be a mule?

A mule is an animal with long, funny ears.He kicks up at anything he hears.His back is brawny, but his brain is weak,He's just plain stupid, with a stubborn streak.And by the way, if you hate to go to school,You may grow up to be a mule!

Or would you like to swing on a star?Carry moonbeams home in a jar?And be better off than you are?Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face.His shoes are a terrible disgrace.He has no manners when he eats his food,He's fat and lazy, and extremely rude.So if you don't care a feather or a fig,You may grow up to be a pig.

Or would you like to swing on a star?Carry moonbeams home in a jar?And be better off than you are?Or would rather be a fish?

A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook,He can't write his name or read a book.To fool the people is his only thought,And though he 's slippery, he still gets caught.But then, if that sort of life is what you wish,You may grow up to be a fish.

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo--Everyday you meet quite a few.So you see, it's all up to you.You could be better than you are--You could be swingin' on a star.

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A tribute to the finest genre of popular music in history, pop's direct link to the classical tradition, and one of our nation's most important contributions to world culture, the Great American Songbook. Each day (more or less), I spotlight a different popular standard. And yes, I'm straight. So is your grandfather. He loves this music, too--just ask him!