Read the felching pet shop boys story in 'Private Eye' about 15 years ago, still hilarious.

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I'll root around amongst my mahoosive Private Eye back issues for hours, find the piece, scan it and then download it on to here for you...then again.
However, Snopes, the Urban Myth debunker seems to doubt the veracity of the tale.http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp?print=y