Last night I had some minor success implementing the "Public Page" in
Quotient. Ever the wily adversary, the malevolent universe opted to respond
by flooding the Li family basement with sewage.

Does anyone with a karma-meter or whatever know how to measure whatever I've
done wrong? Or who among my close associates is bringing all this bad luck?
I'm not a proud man, and I'm not above breaking a few kneecaps to make my
life more convenient.