In case anyone is wondering, I'm a 30-something foreign guy slaving away as a mid-management salaryman in the corporate world of Japan. This blog will relate wonderous tales of my adventures in work and general life in Tokyo as I try to balance work and family.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

That's my girl!

Relax, it's not opened!

Earlier in the day Mrs. Sunshine tried to solicit a kiss on the cheek from little toddler Sunshine. First toddler Sunshine stared at her for a while with a skeptical frown, looking like she was considering something, and then with a surprising speed and power she promptly gave Mrs. Sunshine a quite impressive bitch slap. While Mrs. Sunshine was recoiling in surprise, toddler Sunshine followed up with sticking her index finger up Mrs. Sunshine's nose giggling loudly. Then a few seconds later she gave Mrs. Sunshine a kiss on the cheek.

It's times like these that I find really touching, her sense of humor seem to be just like mine although still a little rough around the edges. She's my little girl indeed!

The next time I slap a bitch to the floor I'll quickly get down on the ground (where she'll be after tasting the back of my Man hand) and I'll give her a gentle peck on the cheek...and maybe the finger in the nose thing and if that don't work I'll direct her to this post and remind her of the pureness of youth...then threaten to bitch slap her harder.

"Grab-squeeze-twist-and-pull"... that's the drill. And we tell her, "Girl...if someone's really trying to mess with you, just see how they are after you have bitten the tip of their nose off..." At least, that's what we plan on teaching our little ones, should they actually need the leverage.

Who's this guy?

Well, the general content is in the blog, but if you are suffering from a short attention span, In case anyone is wondering, I'm a 30-something foreign guy slaving away as a mid-management salaryman in the corporate world of Japan. This blog will relate wonderous tales of my adventures in work and general life in Tokyo as I try to balance work and family.
Since some of the craziness from work has started to creep into my private life some interesting tidbits from that area will also occasionally be brought up.