Here at TheGloss we spend a lot of time thinking about the Disney movies of our youth, and, when we do so, we find ourselves ever more confused, straying from the straight path of reason and into a dark place, much like Alice in Wonderland did, or Dante (Cozy Inferno, a Disney feature film, coming in 2015). (That was a joke. Because the world ends in 2012).

And by that token, were the good characters really that great? Or were they just hopeless neurotics? I mean, probably the latter, right? If that’s the case, let’s look at what your favorite Disney princess indicates about your own psychological disorders.