The lifetime goats kissed is a sum of all goats ever kissed (iPad2 & iPhone). This is a bit out of line with how the other lifetime achievements unique items, highest platform and most kids are reported.

The lifetime goats kissed does not help identify if the number of goats kissed in the game just past was any good or not. Obviously zero goats kissed was crap, but that was just me wanting to see the goat over screen.