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Me and my sis were in a grocery store looking for a certain kind of bloody mary mix called Mjr. Peter's for my brother in law.

We had some other things to get so we decided to pay, and head to the liquor store. While we were paying, she asked the teller, who was a 16-18 yr old girl, "I was trying to find some Major Peter's, but wasn't able to, do you have any major peter's? I really need some for tonight."

I have never wanted a camera so bad in my life at that moment, the poor girl just froze, wide eyed, mouth agape, and my sister became puzzled. The teller just stayed silent gave us the receipt and we left.

Walking to the car my sister asked why i thought the teller was acting so strange, i had to tell her to repeat the question in her head slowly.

She finnaly realized what she said, and man i have never laughed so hard.

Oh everyone had a real good time that night, and my sister has yet to live that one down.

And yes.....she is blond.

--------------------Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former. -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen Roberts

--------------------Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former. -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen Roberts

I usually make em in a quart mason jar, fill about 1/3 with vodka, then the rest with tomato juice and throw in the extras from there.

--------------------No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

I usually make em in a quart mason jar, fill about 1/3 with vodka, then the rest with tomato juice and throw in the extras from there.

ohhh, im gonna have to pick up some celery salt, and dill pickles now.

--------------------Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former. -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen Roberts

I dunno if you can get them outside of Wisconsin, but Milwaukee's Best Kosher Dill Pickles are the best on the planet.

And bloodies gotta be SPICY!

That greek pepper looks a lot like a banana pepper...are they different?

--------------------No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

I stick a pepper, green olive and if i have them a mushroom on a tooth pick, and toss it in.

Gulp and a bite.

And i do believe the greek pepper, peperonicini, and banana peppers are all the same.

--------------------Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former. -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen Roberts

--------------------No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

--------------------Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former. -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen Roberts

--------------------No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

--------------------Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former. -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen Roberts

--------------------Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former. -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen Roberts