Fabulous! Don't forget to share with your friends on Twitter and Facebook.

Carla Bruni’s Sex Tape

Somewhere on the streets of Paris, there is a video of the French First Lady engaged in “highly intimate acts” with her former lover.

A bunch of images (old news, you’ve seen her naked) and video (NEW! HOT!) were stolen in a burglary, which was maybe an “attack” on Sarkozy. The politics are less exciting than the fact that a video of Carla in flagrante could leak on the internet any day now.

This post was created by a user and has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

This post was created by a user and has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!