See, Scot Steiner was totally telling the truth. Dixie Carter tweeted that yes indeed, Brooke Hogan is coming to Impact wrestling and will be the head of the Knockouts. How fucking funny is that? Not convinced this is real? Well may I present to you exhibit A.

Dixie Carter ‏@TNADixie
Brooke Hogan to join @IMPACTWRESTLING as the Executive in Charge of the Knockouts! http://ow.ly/1Mm0ga

Not enough proof that this ditzy broad has no clue what she is doing? Well, here is more proof.

And the prosecution rests. Not before another bout of pneumonia cough rage as I laugh at these god damn idiots. What does Brooke Hogan offer to anything besides a nice rack, blonde hair and a strong jaw line? Outside of that the answer is nothing. Not a thing. This broad can’t act, can’t sing and knows nothing of the wrestling business. I know we all remember that time she wrestled, um, with the decision to get huge beautiful tits right? Does that really count as wrestling experience though?

So for the benefit of those not keeping a tally of this at home; TNA now has two Hogans and two Bischoffs, one less Morgan, stagnant low ratings and are now going live. All is well. All is well! -Jeremy

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Come on Jeremy, she’s a blonder, slightly less inflated Traci Brooks…former Knockout Law. I’m sure she had to sleep with the younger Bischoff one less time than Traci slept with Eric to get the job. Garrett & Brooke, their kids would have hooves!