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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Comments

Good for her! That's awful. I've sat through many band concerts, dance recitals, choral concerts, etc. Of course my kid was always last on the program so I had to listen to the entire performance. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to do the same thing.

A young lady whom I knew to be suffering from a hangover was leaning back in a folding chair in the balcony of my parents' church. The sermon was less than exciting and she was falling asleep in her chair.
Suddenly and without warning, the young lady released some pressure which sounded a lot like ripping dungarees.
Startled, she woke up and jerked, sending the chair over backwards and propelling her into an involuntary back flip.
All the kids agreed that that was the best sermon, ever.