Capitalist Episode 475

Description: Markets fall flat after yesterday's contraction. POTUS has been proven right about the "Deep State" wiretapping him and his campaign; FBI & MSM lied! MSM uses a 2005 Paul Manfort story to cover its "wiretapping" lies. Is the Healthcare bill DOA and what that means for the Republican party? David Brock suffered a heart attack while working in the Washington DC office early Tuesday. Legal immigrant 14 y/o raped by 2 illegal immigrants in Rockville, MD. Terrorism hits London on Westminster Bridge (UK Parliament was the target). North Korea fires missiles toward Japan and fail. Ghost goes off on FBI target "far-Right" websites. Your calls, Twitter shoutouts and (maybe) Radio Graffiti.

During Shoutouts, Ghost expressed much concern over the possibility of RaidenSnake being a casualty in the recent London bridge attack after a twitter name poked fun at the idea. This concern was further influenced by Raiden's absence from the TCR switchboard. However, shortly before Radio Graffiti started, Ghost fortunately saw him the Inner Circle chatroom, much to his relief.

Templeton again defecated on Ghost's carpet, causing a break, although he didn't need to call Stanley Steamer due to the dog feces being hard.

Ghost announced that Inner Circle slots were already selling before he announced it. The slots started at 115 dollars.

During Radio Graffiti, The African Bootyscratcher dominated many of the calls, beginning with a terrorist splice of him killing RaidenSnake and Ghost. This call was followed with a series of chain-calls of ABS saying "Need a Dispenser Here!" causing most of the cans from Radio Graffiti. A remix of Take on Me by A-HA using many splices of Ghost making goat sounds to the Austin Vibrator (as well as Nickelback, Cleveland Brown, and the Pokémon bike song) was played. J-Man also played a 50s remix of Ghost saying Jewtube.

Finally to ice the cake, the last call caused Ghost to rage hard at the end of the episode thanks to 8Equal, as he played a splice of a voicemail containing RaidenSnake's last words before getting shot and run over by Ghostama Bin Laden with a truck in the London attacks. (A hidden Instasplice of Ghost's prayer chants were included as he drove the truck)

The episode has tied in 10th place on the Cans High Score with 17 cans in total.