Oh, how I hate to fly. I understand the physical idea of flying, but I still feel like we're going to fall out of the sky.
Or crash land.
And the problem is that I fly ALL THE TIME.
So, whenever I fall asleep on a plane, if there is any turbulence at all, I dream...

...and I DO mean Dallas.Here's why I hate to fly... you lose all credible evidence of your own humanity. Not only are you NO LONGER a human being, but there are people who are happy to investigate you from the inside out to prove you don't have any rights. So I was on a...