Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
‘Cause I can do what I want and they won’t complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead

what are those freaks called? the ones that get off fucking corpses? necrophilics…..sick shit.

I’m not quite sure how nubile girls with bacon on their bodies relates to necrophilia, but good on you Judi for referencing T.S.O.L.
Here’s a link to one of the most (in)famous necrophiles in recent history.http://www.nokilli.com/sacto/karen-greenlee.htm

what kind of dipshit keeps his fuckin’ maxim mags under the bacon? not me, bros. i keep my fuckin’ maxims up high in my shirt so the collar stays popped. you know, if you rolled up a fuckin’ maxim, one of those dickhead frat girls could wear it as a tube dress, all whitney-winehouse-crack-smoothie-neck-leather style. seriously, though, i break arms when my fuckin’ maxims get missing, so don’t touch them. yo – i’m fuckin’ hungry–anyboney got a fuckin’ maxim? or a fuckin’ jeep or summin? fuckin’ maybe some creatine poppers? a fuckin’ 45 lb plate? fuckin’ maxim? summin? uh. . . . guys? hellooooooooooo. . . . .?