REALTORS® Really Hitting It Off a Few Rows Back on Airplane

A 'Friday Funny' by Victor Lund on the WAV Group blog

PHOENIX—According to sources currently seated in rows 14 through 18 aboard flight 763, two middle-aged REALTORS® are really hitting it off during the trip to Inman in New York.

Using terms like "AVM" and "CMA," the slightly overweight, average-looking men are reportedly engaged in a detailed discussion about overwhelmingly exciting work related topics and, sources said, seem to be getting along great.

"They got to talking as soon as we boarded, and you could tell they just clicked right away," said 31-year-old Camille Catteano of 16B, adding that one of the men, upon looking up from his REALTOR® Magazine, immediately recognized the Keller Williams™ logo on the polo shirt of the man sitting down in the next seat. "Since then, they've been going on and on about Zestimates, lead generation, RPR, and commission splits."

"I mean, just listen to them," Catteano continued. "You'd think they were old pals. But they just met and just happen to both be in real estate."

Nearby passengers confirmed that the men, both wearing khaki pants with cell phones clipped to their belts, began the conversation by exchanging information about their respective listings and recent transactions. Reports indicated they then began to discuss various methods for "social networking" and "search engine optimization" which appear to occupy a sizable portion of the day-to-day work in their profession.