Where Has My Mexican Lover Gone?

Dear Mexican,I'm a gay man in his mid-30s who has always loved Mexican men. And this question is not only from my experience, but also that of friends: Why is it that Mexican men are so flaky? They seem the top offending ethnicity in this. And, by flaky, I mean not returning calls, giving out their number but never answering or returning voice mails, canceling for lame reasons after initially being very interested, etc. (I'd like to know what they do with all this free time from NOT going out on dates.) Just seems like it's their nature and/or cultura to only be interested in what's in front of them at the moment. What is your take on this?Queer and Questioning

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