Professional Smart Aleck Carla Ulbrich is a South Carolina native currently living in New Jersey (sympathy cards welcome). Her songs address important topics such as wedgies, shopping lists, Klingons, and the correct spelling of her name.

Carla won the Just Plain Folks Novelty Song of the Year with "What If Your Butt Was Gone," and her song "If I Had the Copyright" (The F word song) was featured in the documentary "F**K" (dir. Steve Anderson, "The Aristocrats"). In 2016, her parody of "Cheek To Cheek" (entitled.... "Cheek to Cheek") won a Logan Award.
Carla's songs are frequently played on SiriusXM, Dr. Demento and numerous small self-destructive stations across the globe. She has played listening rooms, colleges, patches of grass in backyards, performing arts centers, boat launchings, nudist resorts, and comedy clubs in both the US and England.

"Acting": Carla has appeared on the much-maligned TV show "Up All Night with Rhonda" (canceled shortly after her appearance), the almost equally-maligned but shorter-lived talk show "The Revolution" on ABC (canceled shortly after her appearance) and as an extra in the truly awful movie "Sharknado 2" (Sharknado 4 is in the works!).

She has released 6 CDs, the most recent in 2016: "Totally Average Woman" - 13 tracks of silliness, produced by Bob Malone and Steve Goodie.