Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.

What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.

Walker:What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

Anastacya:Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.

You actually read the article? I just looked at the pics and went into shock.

Walker:Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.

You actually read the article? I just looked at the pics and went into shock.

I'm Subby. I stumbled upon this hot mess and after the shock value read it. Didn't watch the vid, however. Just made me think of the song "Barbie Girl".

Saborlas:Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.

Now, one could argue that these people will at least get their 15 minutes of internet fame. Whatever that's worth.

Walker:What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

i think the girl on the left does have a bit of a resemblance to Lindsay Lohan; the others none at all.

Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

This guy tried to change his appearance and identity because the FBI were after him. Not surprisingly, it didn't work in the slightest.

Walker:What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

Well, I would say that "Hobbit" is a bit of a stretch, since they're like 4 feet tall. That dude has got to be like 6'2".

Saborlas:Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.

2. And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Mikey1969:Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

Well, I would say that "Hobbit" is a bit of a stretch, since they're like 4 feet tall. That dude has got to be like 6'2".

Anastacya:Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.

FTFA: "And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam."

LazyMedia:Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

Elective plastic surgery for vanity purposes is a crock of crap a lot of the time. However, I've seen some nose jobs that turned out quite well. Face lifts, injections, and inserts? Not so much.

But there are some very useful applications in more "essential" areas - cleft palates, reconstructive plastic surgery, and skin removal after significant weight loss. And the results are often quite good.

LazyMedia:Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

This guy tried to change his appearance and identity because the FBI were after him. Not surprisingly, it didn't work in the slightest.

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I wouldn't go that far. There are very valid reasons to get plastic surgery like after a horrible wreck or whatnot. It is a valid medical practice however Hollywood level plastic surgeons are a load of crap who take advantage of people with issues.

Khellendros:LazyMedia: Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

Elective plastic surgery for vanity purposes is a crock of crap a lot of the time. However, I've seen some nose jobs that turned out quite well. Face lifts, injections, and inserts? Not so much.

But there are some very useful applications in more "essential" areas - cleft palates, reconstructive plastic surgery, and skin removal after significant weight loss. And the results are often quite good.

2. And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

LazyMedia:Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

This guy tried to change his appearance and identity because the FBI were after him. Not surprisingly, it didn't work in the slightest.

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Is that Marilyn Manson before his chin and eyebrows ran away?

I guessed Madonna, and assumed Bieber because the kid looked pretty girly and dumb. But I guessed Lindsay Lohan for the girl.

Anastacya:Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

2. And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Ok, I guess I had 3 things:

3. WTH is up with the Justin Bieber (non)lookalike's farking eyes?

Aqua is a band from the 90s who has a song called "Barbie Girl". Was rather popular for a short time, had a line: "Life in plastic/ Is fantastic"...

Anastacya:Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.

As soon as I saw the picture, I knew it was a man, baby. Adam/Madonna has a longshoreman's hands.

Thallone1:Saborlas: Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.

Now, one could argue that these people will at least get their 15 minutes of internet fame. Whatever that's worth.

You're not old ENOUGH. Really old people didn't listen to '90s pop music; they were still listening to Creedence or Journey or whatever. I had never heard of Aqua or before today. I think I heard "Barbie Girl" once or twice when it was a hit, but I couldn't have hummed the tune to save my life.

LazyMedia:Khellendros: LazyMedia: Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

Elective plastic surgery for vanity purposes is a crock of crap a lot of the time. However, I've seen some nose jobs that turned out quite well. Face lifts, injections, and inserts? Not so much.

But there are some very useful applications in more "essential" areas - cleft palates, reconstructive plastic surgery, and skin removal after significant weight loss. And the results are often quite good.