Wide faced Miranda Kerr , who you have all grown to love and think is hotter than she probably is. Mom of Orlando Blooms fetus and who was seemingly the star of Victoria’s Secret before Candice Swanepoel stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, has not been renewed as a contract girl for Victoria’s Secret.

Pretty major stuff.

The reseon her 3 year 1 million dollar contract wasn’t renewed “she has a difficult reputation”. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaroo A list husband she rode in on.

Apparently, she’s not a big seller for the brand either. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaro A list husband she rode in on.

Who fucking cares. She’s overpaid. She’s old. Her vagina has been battered by childbirth, and ultimately, she’s not even that hot, we’ve just been brainwashed to think she is.