tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35720277.post4275129687907695607..comments2011-05-04T08:49:46.720-05:00Comments on Liberty Planet: Napolitano Is Thrown to the Wolves at FoxEmerson Twainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13287354489911077119noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35720277.post-51956441694745676782010-01-30T02:57:44.253-06:002010-01-30T02:57:44.253-06:00Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.
He as...Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.<br />He asks her, &quot;Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Well,&quot; says the Queen, &quot;the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.&quot;<br /><br />Obama frowns &quot;But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?&quot;<br /><br />The Queen takes a sip of tea. &quot;Oh, that&#39;s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.&quot;<br /><br />The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. &quot;Please send<br />Tony Blair in here, would you?&quot;<br /><br />Tony Blair walks into the room... &quot;Yes, my Queen?&quot;<br />The Queen smiles. &quot;Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother<br />and it is not your sister. Who is it?&quot;<br /><br />Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, &quot;That would be me.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Yes! Very good,&quot; says the Queen.<br /><br />Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question..<br /><br />&quot;Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It&#39;s not your brother and it&#39;s not your sister. Who is it?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;I&#39;m not sure,&quot; says Biden. &quot;Let me get back to you on that one.&quot; He goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men&#39;s room and recognizes Colin Powell&#39;s shoes in the next stall.<br /><br />Biden asks Powell, &quot;Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it&#39;s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?&quot;<br /><br />Colin Powell yells back, &quot;That&#39;s easy. It&#39;s me!&quot;<br /><br />Biden smiles, and says, &quot;Thanks!&quot; Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.<br /><br />&quot;Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It&#39;s Colin Powell.&quot;<br /><br />Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, &quot;No, you idiot! It&#39;s Tony Blair!&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com