11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the otherday but I couldn'tfind any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a seriousaccident. He shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctorreplied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled amussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turnsto the other andsays "Dam!".

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, sothey lit a fire in thecraft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again thatyou can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hoteland were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories. After about anhour, the manager came out of the office and askedthemto disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they movedoff. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nutsboasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named"Ahmal." The other goes to a family inSpain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sendsa picture of himself to his birth mother. Uponreceiving the picture, she tells her husband that shewishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husbandresponds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you'veseen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot mostof the time, which produced an impressive set ofcalluses on his feet. He also ate very little, whichmade him rather frail and with his odd diet, hesuffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, thisis so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragilemystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twentydifferent puns to his friends, with the hope that atleast ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun inten did.