January 2013

As you probably know by now KLFM got its listening figures today and we're celebrating some amazing figures. None more so than my Hometime listening which increased double the amount of the incredible total added by the Adam Newstead Breakfast Show.

To celebrate I'm wearing nothing but a smile today, have a peek for yourself!

My wife’s friend was in WH Smith, King's Lynn over the weekend when she was approached by a gentleman with a North East accent who had plucked up the courage to talk to her. He told her he was new to the area and that he was working at Palm Paper. They agreed to exchange numbers but had no pen, so he went to find one. In the meantime the lady chickened out, paid for her items and left the store before he came back. Now she feels a little silly as she thinks it would be nice to go out for coffee with him, she is also upset that she did that to him.

Today Adam & I went to see the wonderful people at Moleys Sweet Shop on Norfolk Street, they have a fantastic selection of retro and modern sweets but they also had one pack of so called delights that came with a warning!

So in a true grown up manor we decided to “suck it and see” for ourselves to find out who could keep the sweet in their mouth the longest.

FOR HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LINNETS FA VASE MATCH AND THE GOAL THAT WASN'T PLEASE SCROLL DOWN TO THE PREVIOUS BLOG BELOW THIS ONE.

On my Sunday show this week we collated an A-Z of bad guys & girs. Look at the list and see how many you agree/disagree with.

Abu Nazir

Was a terrorist who Carrie Mathison of the CIA suspected to have turned USMC Scout Sniper Sergeant Nick Brody against America.

BaronGreenback

Baron Greenback stole all of the world's famous buildings, including the Statue of Liberty.

Captain Hook

The archenemy of Peter Pan, a pirate and widely feared – he lives for the day he can make Peter walk the plank.

Darth Vader

After turning to the Dark Side, Vader is a ruthless henchman who secretly intends to overthrow Palpatine to establish himself as ruler of the Empire.

Evil Edna

Evil Edna is the wicked television set witch, who is constantly upsetting the happy world of Doyley Woods. She has a whole range of wicked spells and is selfish & vain.

Fenella from Chorlton and the Wheelies

Fenella hates happiness and uses her powers primarily to make the wheelies unhappy.

Grot bags

She hated children and was a birdnapper whinalways tried to steal Emu.

The Hooded claw

Always trying to kill Penelope Pitstop.

Imhotep – The Mummy

Attempts to mummify Grosvenor and make her his bride.

Jaws

Was a gigantic great white shark who menaced the small island community of Amity.

Khan

Khan is a genetically engineered superhuman from India who once controlled more than a quarter of the Earth during the Eugenics Warsof the 1990s. After being revived from suspended animation in 2267 by the crew of the USS Enterprise, Khan attempts to capture the starship.

Lex Luther

Luthor is "a power-mad, evil scientist" of high intelligence and has incredible technological prowessHis goals enter on killing Superman, usually as a stepping stone to world domination

Professor Moriarty

The archenemy of Sherlock Holmes, Moriarty is a criminal mastermind whom Holmes describes as the "Napoleon of crime"

Norman Bates

Norman is a fat, middle-aged drunkard with a split personality who murded his mother.

Oddjob

He is the henchman to the villain Auric Goldfinger Oddjob, he is also an expert with a bow and arrow, and is lethal with his metal, razor-edged throwable bowler hat.

Predator

Came to earth to hunt humans for nothing more then sport!

Queen in Snow White

When “the fairest of them all” reaches an age where her radiance is fading, she plots to have her stepdaughter Snow White killed and demands that she have her heart to feed on. She even uses witchcraft to transform into an old lady which allows her to give a poisoned apple to a naive Snow White.

The Riddler

The Riddler is obsessed with riddles, puzzles, and word games. He delights in forewarning both Batman and the police of his capers by sending them complex clues.

Skeletor

Skeletor seeks to conquer Castle Grayskull so he can learn its ancient secrets, which would make him unstoppable and enable him to conquer and rule all of Eternia.

Terminator

An unstoppable, unemotional machine from the future that comes back in time to kill the world’s only chance at survival.

Urula

This manipulative, lip-pouting octopus has a mean hobby of collecting souls so that they can suffer in misery for the rest of their existence. She manipulates Ariel with empty promises in order to collect her soul and lure King Triton in the process.

Voldormort from Harry Potter

Wicked Witch of the West

Doctor X

Dr. X is an evil scientist who aims to take over the world by any means necessary, only action man could stop him.

Yzma

She’s thebmain villain in the Emperor's New Groove franchise, Yzma is malicious and power hungry.

Today KL.FM were proud sponsors of the Linnets home game at the Walks in the FA Vase in front off nearly 1500 fans on what was not exactly the warmest afternoon.

Despite Southports superior league status in the Blue Square Premiere King's Lynn put on a fantastic performance and can hold their heads high, even after the 2-0 defeat. It may have been different story had it not been for a 'was it or wasn't it over the line' moment in the first half. A bit of goalmouth scramble almost sent the Linnets a goal in front but the referee decided the ball hadn't crossed the line. It was after this high drama that the visitors blasted the ball into the back of net from 27 yards, this was to be the first of two goals for Southport. Their second came via a long ball from defence which found Alex Street off his line. Southport hit the back of an open goal after a very scrappy attempt to keep the scoreline as it was.

Due to technical difficulties the following video is Courtesy of Paul Hampson and www.kltown.co.uk - thanks also go to the EDP & Lynn News.

I did my man job at the weekend, the man job where the man takes the wife's car to the garage to check the tyre pressure. My other "Man Job" is taking out the rubbish, but what are the jobs at your house that only the man does?

Here are some your tweets n texts.

@MarieConnell1: we call them Pink Jobs and Blue Jobs. Blue Job is to cut the lawn. Pink job is to weed the flowerbeds!

I was 26 and got mine playing basketball. After months of trying I finally beat my now brother-in-law at NBA on the Super Nintendo! In my excitement I jumped from the low sitting chair I was in and whacked the bridge of my nose underneath the table, blood was everywhere, much to his amusement!

But I won, it didn't matter.

Here's some of tweets and texts...

Teresa Burrell ‏Hubby has one on head from a fishing hook that had to be taken out. Who said fishing is a gentle sport?

RuskinnnnMcphee! ‏ I have a scar on my hip. When I was younger about 8 and my brother was threeish we was playing on the slide taking it in turns, and he got angry and bit me. :/

Gill in Marham I have a scar above my left eye. When I was about 6 my brother was playing swing ball and I got a little too close and got whacked with the bat..... Ouch x

julie gooch ‏ mines about my son's got age five falling up 2 stairs at school and splitting the top of his eye open had 5 stitches

Martin Sean Camp ‏ Brothers bike had no pedal on it i was 6 & as i walked past the stump went about an inch in to my thigh! too big to stitch up!

Emma, Kings Lynn I have 2 little scars on my bum cheek. When I was about 5, my brother and I were play fighting on the sofa, well he pushed me off and I landed on his Dinky toy lorry. It was the sort that you could take the cab part off and the trailer would stand on its own with 2 little pronged. The problem was the trailer was lying with the points facing upwards. :(

cheshire cat ‏stapled my finger to a table in year one because I wondered what it would feel like.

Karen Goult when I was around 6 years old I was swinging on a gate with my brother, my little finger got trapped and split open.