Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford is still clinging to power, though the city council did strip him of certain mayoral powers on Friday. And with new allegations emerging daily about his bad habits — such as the night he spent cavorting with prostitutes, and his penchant for guzzling down 12-ounce bottles of vodka before going for a drive — it seems only a matter of time before this colorful Canadian is shamed out of office.

But the market for Ford souvenirs has only grown alongside his notoriety. Here’s a shopping guide to the best Ford goodies on the internet, in case you need to remind yourself of all those “drunken stupors” the drug-puffing mayor would rather forget.

Hundreds of people lined up at Toronto City Hall last week to buy one of the 1,000 “Robbie Bobbies” on sale, and the mayor himself was on hand to sign the figurines. “We’re living in crazy times,” said Jay White, who queued for three hours to get a bobblehead doll. “[It’s] a once-in-a-lifetime experience to have a time stamp of a guy that smokes crack as a mayor.” The $20 dolls quickly sold out and then started appearing on eBay, where frantic bidding drove prices up to over $300.

The message speaks for itself. But considering what has happened to the men who allegedly hung out with the mayor when he smoked crack, you may want to think twice about wearing this T-shirt. Anthony Smith, who posed with Ford for a photo outside an alleged crack den, was shot and killed in a gangland shooting last March. Monir Kassim and Muhammad Khattak, who also appeared in that picture, were arrested a few months later on suspicion of drug and weapons offenses.

An ardent supporter of Torontonians' right to bear plastic bags, this eco-friendly reusable canvas sack would likely turn Ford an even angrier shade of red. Which is exactly what Etsy seller Ali Harrison hopes, as she says the bag is “perfect for toting your organic veggies on your lefty-pinko bike.”