The One That’s Just Another Fine Day.

Karma, she sucks. Knowing she must be able to read my mind, since I haven’t been openly hostile to anybody except the stupid woman who nearly got me killed last week, just adds to the suckitude.

As you know, last week my baby boy Leo got sick. As of today he is still here, and seems to be a teeny hair on a squirrel’s butt better. That’s enuff for me to give him a chance to grab another hair: no way can I imagine taking his life without losing my remaining marble.

In the midst of Leo’s misery, my back has been less than stellar. Actually, it’s been ess-ey, since that’s the shape my spine has apparently taken. No compressed discs, tho. Yay. Today the chiro popped my ankle while trying to remove my leg at the hip, and now I can’t feel my left big toe. Woot. As I was lying there face-down on the table, I realized the “girls” were terribly tender. I had to prop myself up on my elbows to ease the pain, and even then I think I inverted my nipples so they pointed at my liver. I could NOT get them out of the way! Nurse: “I’m gonna want you to put your face on the table.” Me: “Yeah, I bet you do. That’ll happen when I have no other options.” Meh.

The worship team leader is miserably sick, as is his whole family, so he canceled practice tonight. That gave me time to go to WalMart, where I blew out the sidewall of a tire somehow. BIG hole I can put my stubby hand in it. Never saw what I hit, nor could I find it later. OH! The lug wrench BROKE. B-R-O-K-E. How the…??

As I was paying for groceries after the tire was fixed, I realized I’d lost my check card; left it stuck in a restaurant bill folder. I can only pray the waitress was honest – it was too late too call by the time I missed it. I had my unactivated new Discover Card in my wallet, so I took out the cell and… jeez, I hate people like that, ya know? Taking up a line cuz they’re clueless about their own ability to pay!

So, yeah, it has been that kind of day week. Please, God, could you give my second helping to SOMEONE ELSE? Cuz rilly. I’m pretty much done with this here testing phase. Yeehaw.