But County Grind isn't satisfied. When Bieber went out of his way to mock Lindsay and her financial woes - a cheap-and-smarmy way to brag about his own success - he employed a five letter word that we don't lightly 'round these parts.

We'll give you a hint. It starts with the letter "L" and ends with "oser."

Calling someone a "loser" is mean. And we're not even entirely sure Justin has much of a case.

When you're Lindsay Lohan, a mugshot is a really expensive Instagrammy, but with orange jumpsuits and #nofilter all the time.

OK, fine. Homegirl has some problems. And most of them are drugs. Although you might argue that drugs are merely surface symptoms of more deeply-rooted psychological disorder. But you're probably an excuses-and-scams addict yourself, ya freakin' junkie.

Is Justin Bieber's addiction to marijuana turning him into a loser? And did it kill his pet hamster?

Reasons Why One Might Consider Justin Bieber a Loser

1. He is a lowly worm-slave to the mighty deity he worships: Cannabis.