OOPS, just realized my reference to the Chinese Steve means nothing to you. It was in an email I got this AM. Sorry. It shows an oriential guy on stage with a crock. The croc's mouth is wide oped. The idiot starts to hit it on the snout with a stick, then his hand. The croc never shut it mouth. The idiot waves his right hand and places it into the crocs mouth touching its tonuge. Well you can probably guess what happens next. Yep. The mouth snaps shut and it goes into the death roll. At the end we see that idiot running off looking like he is weighing a little less that he started the clip with.

OOoooodoggy...belarius done opened up a super size can of whoop ass on you Team...I do believe he loves you...hell man, we all love you. You’re like the son I always wanted...shit maybe you are my son...never did like condoms so all those one nighter’s may have bore me a few kids I never knew about! Welcome home son :) Now you know at least half of you is white! The good thing is...I know your momma is good looking cause I never done no uglygirls....wait...you don’t live near Ft. Monmouth N.J. do you? Cause one night I got really drunk and...wait I almost forgot...we pulled a train on this one chick in Chicago and it was so dark I have no idea what she looked like. Sorry son! Not sure about yo momma! teamshowoff wrote:

4leftturnsx500 dude you might be my dad man. my mom told me about a year ago on my 14-birthday that she was in Chicago. but she said it was a hore house and two white guys pulled a train on her, she said she didnt get a good look at you cause it was so dark, she was one of the ugly girls, so she had to have the lights off. she said one of the durnk guys didnt want to use a condom, she didnt mined cause she alreaady had herpes, she also said that the one that didnt use a condom had a small dick. now i know where i got my dick size from, (im not mad at you dad for having a small dick) so when can we meet dad i miss you so much, im doing real good in school, im on the football team. i hate taking showers at school, all the guys make fun of my small dick, i played with it to make it look a little bit bigger but it got hard all the guys looked at me and said i was gay cause i had hard on. now every one at school thinks im gay fuck dad i need you right now. hope to see you soon dad.

I think the gator is taking his version of macaroni salad to Steve Irwin's widow as a consolation. Now, you never know about bereaved widows. Thay have needs for a strong presence. That croc might really luck out.

Holy shit son....That was the best post you made yet here on CS...I'm so proud to be your dad! You didn't even say Yea one time. So all you fuckers that ripped on my son Team can kiss my ass! Don't worry son I'll pay for you to get one of those penus pumps so you can make it real big! Give me your address and I'll send you all the back child support checks I owe you and your mom! Hot Damn son...this is the happiest day of my life...I HAVE A SON!!! AND HE'S SMART AS HELL TOO...BECAUSE HE FOOLED ALL YOU PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WAS SOME FRUITCAKE AND...DID YOU READ HIS LAST POST...PRETTY FUCKING GOOD WASN'T IT! I sure wish I could be with you right now son...YEA! YEA! YEA! That's my boy!!! :) I love you son! Damn we could be eatin' pizza and drinkin' beer while we be watchin' the Steeler game together! I'm so happy I have to go take a shit!

4LEFTTURNSX500 YOU ARE MY DAD , IM SO HAPPY DAD I CAN FINALLY TELL EVERYONE I HAVE A DAD, YOU ARE THE GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD, CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU TO OPEN HOUSE SO YOU CAN MEET ALL MY FRIENDS, OH DAD I LOVE YOU!!! DAD THERES SOMETHING IN NEED TO TELL YOU, I DIDNT WANT TO MENTION IT ON THE FIRST POST ,BUT I THINK YOY SHOULD NO,,,,,,. ITS REAL HARD FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT IT , I HAVENT TALKED ABOUT THIS IN YEARS , SO I HOPE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND DAD THAT I REALY NEED YOU RIGHT NOW , WELL DAD MOM DIED 3 YEARS AGO, I TOOK IT REAL HARD, I WAS IN A GROUP HOME FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS BUT THEY FOUND MY MOM BROTHER ROB I DONT KNOW IF YOU MET HIM , MOM DIED OF AIDS DAD, BUT IM DOING OK I GOT HIV DAD BUT IM OK, CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU DAD. YOUR SON TEAMSHOWOFF

So you have HIV son...well, I had the hives a couple times myself...got it from your mom! It goes away if you put some Neosporin on it before you go to bed! It might be poison Ivy too! Try dumping a cup full of calamine lotion on it or if you don't have any you can use Pepto-Bismol...it's the same color so it should work just as well. We're all going to be together by Thanksgiving son so look forward to that OK? Maybe we can have one of those traditional naked Thanksgiving dinners...you know the one when we all get naked and play fuck the turkey? I hope grandma don't get the head stuck in her pussy again...That was so funny when the paramedics were carrying her off to the hospital and all you could see was the 28lb. turkey hanging between her legs...ha ha ha...and we all had to have Thanksgiving at the hospital...LOL...remember the nurses staring at us while we took turns taking bites out of the turkey...too bad about uncle Peewee thinking that was gravy when all along grandma had diarrhea! Oh well. It will be better this year son cause you will be there! Welcome home son! Damn it’s almost 6am… the cough syrup is wearing off so I gotta get to bed…big day today, the doctors are coming to evaluate me for release…I gotta go get this lipstick off my dick…I just draw a ring around my cock and tell the other patients I got a blow-job from nurse Bambi…they don’t know any better…besides she never wears lipstick anyway! Everyone here seem to be crazy…but don’t worry son…I’m fine!!! I just love it here! All the walls are padded incase you bump into one and everyone wears white! Wow…someone must have put some warm gravy in my bedpan…Hey nurse!!! I need a couple slices of bread!!! Talk to you later son! Holy shit they gave me a couple meatballs this time. It smells like shit but damn it tastes Oh so Good!!!

hey lefty team started posting better after i won that bet from 3 ppl on here lmao i got 150 bucks cause i finally pissed him off so much that he didnt say one racial thing in post or yea yea yea!! he kinda stopped after he knew ppl were betting on him lol!!

that sucks...team won't say yea yea yea! anymore? thats like taking superman's cape away or batman's pointy ears...or a woman's clitoris. Ooops, I went over three lines....Fuxdog is gonna be FURIOUS! FURIOUS I TELL YOU! By the way, that was a typo. I didn't mean to mispell your name. But my comment is so long, that I got tired of backspacing to correct the mistake, so I gave up. I should have listened to you and kept it short. THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!

YEA YEA YEA PABLOSDOG IS FUCKIN CHARLIE MURPHY YOU FUNNY MOFO YEA YEA TELL US WHAT IS REALLY FUNNY SINCE YOU GOT YER OWN FUCKIN HBO SPECIAL AND ALL YEA YEA YEA MY DAD JUST PUT SOME BACON GREASE ON HIS NUTS IF YOU WANT A TREAT YUM YUM YUM

okay charlie motherfuckin murphy, do i need to install a v-chip in yer computer or can you really choose what you have to read for yourself? jeeze-fuckin-us. ok, i am undone, but not finished. fuck the nazi fag sex robot machine!!!!!!!! :-@