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I created the CHURCH OF T.1.T. (Travelling In Toilet) along with a suitable logo.

The lad wonders why I'm using a toilet seat as a logo:

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Did say me, a simple curiosity, why a WC as symbol of a religious mission and not a cross of the Christ as symbol?

My reply to convince him:

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As for your question about the WC, we have thought about that very
seriously and we came to the conclusion that everybody, rich or poor,
have to go to the bathroom daily.
Even our Lord Christ had to use the WC 2000 years ago. The remains of
the WC are also used to fertilize land and bring new life.

Here's the filled application form (he's not greedy):

Lucky for him, reverand St1ph N1pple accepted the form and send him a graduation certificate:

Now is the time to create the construction on which he agreed on.

First attempt:

How is he going to ride that?

Second attempt:

OUCH !

I told him to fix the seat firmly and that the seat had to be used as the saddle of the bike. He didn't listen and had to find another toilet seat:

As you can see above, there's some paper on the street. Here's why:

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We kindly ask you to personalize the bike as follows:

1) Both sides of the toilet seat must carry the words: "[email protected] Bike" (this means the model of the bike) - Please do this with BLACK paint
2) The back of the toilet seat must have the symbol "CDXIX" and below that "EATER" (This means the serial number of the bike) - Again do this in BLACK paint.
3) In front of the basket you must hang the certificate from your membership that we send you earlier.

I wonder what the guy on the motorbike must be thinking

Ok, next on the project: some charity - he agreed giving balloons away to the children in his village. Each balloon has to be signed with the name of the church. Oh, and a nice t-shirt with the church's logo was required as well:

In total he send about 100 pics. He's expecting his money now and provided me with a bank account (here piggy )

Obviously everything will go wrong with the bank transfer and I'm going to try to get him to Ghana to pick up his money - we'll see how that pans out

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655

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Posted:
Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:28 pm

You, sir, are amazing.

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adda717Master of Master Baiters

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Posted:
Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:22 pm

Is there any possibility that something could be screwed up with his membership since Reverand St!ph N!pple forgot to sign his certificate?

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YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE

By the way, I noticed that in question 8 of the form, he is giving "arms" to the less privileged in society. Does that mean he's some kind of Commie terrorist?

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Posted:
Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:25 am

I just love the "419 eater"-text at the back

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Moved to a public area from "pictures and Video" with kind permission of bobdemol

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Posted:
Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:13 pm

Fantastic! Great work bobdemol!

Just by looking at the pictures, I get the impression that the lad doesn't have any clue. He looks like he is rather pleased with his work, unlike many lads in pictures who look irritated.

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