Ideas
For Dictators, Royalty, And Heads Of State

It's Good to be King!

There are lots of nice benefits
that come with power, but it can be a tough job. (So I've
been led to believe.) What with the tabloids, the unfriendly
governments always biting you in the butt, and the never ending droning of your
constituents/subjects/slaves. While I can't relate, I can sympathize.
Rest assured that I don't want to sway your agenda. I don't want to topple
your government or send bombers over your country. I just want some of your
cash.

Hey, if you don't want to donate you can put us up in your palace instead!

One
thing you do have over most people is a pretty awesome place to live. My
wife and I would love to visit your abode sometime. Maybe we could stay
at your palace for our anniversary!? (That would help
us afford lodging costs!) See how easy it is to help out a fellow
human being? (Unfortunately, we can't visit you if your
country is currently waging a Holy War with our country... That might be a bit
awkward.)

How about that? Some intelligent, youthful
visitors from North America! (I'm Canadian and my wife
is American) No politics, no hidden agenda, no top level negotiations,
just a crazy, fun, rip-roaring good time! How long has it been since you
really partied down? We'll even provide the cheap champagne! (Or
you can buy some expensive champagne if you prefer)

You've got a fortune or
two to throw around! You've got a security force! You've got a high
approval rating! Send us some dough, and we'll spend it very effectively!
A million would be nice (HINT), but anything you
can give would be greatly appreciated. So get out that checkbook or crack
open that vault and lend us a hand. I guarantee you'll feel groovy
after you do it! Visit our How
To Send Your Money page for instructions.