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Migaloo, the rare white humpback whale that has made an appearance off the east coast of Australia, has the same condition as the recently deceased 'King of Pop', Michael Jackson.
With uncanny similarity to 'Wacko Jacko' it is believed that Migalo...

Susan Boyle, the singing sensation from Britains Got Talent, is actually Elaine Page in disguise. The popular singer will reveal her true identity during the next show and confess that it has just been a big act for a new show hosted by Rolf Harris,...

Gerard signs for BarcelonaSteven Gerard, the Liverpool Captain, has joined Spanish giants for a fee believed to be over £100million
The midfield dynamo was left out of the Champions League quarter final second leg at Chelsea tonight apparently to...

Tiger Woods, the no.1 golfer in the world, has been sensationally disqualified from the Masters.
Crowd favourite Woods has fallen fowl of the pernickety rules of golf and will not compete in Sundays final round. Rule 87(b)(iii)pararagraph 2 states...

Michael Owen, Newcastle United's number one striker, has quit international football. The diminutive England man, with 40 goals in 89 games for his country, has decided that enough is enough.
A statement today said, "It looks like I have fallen ou...

Mrs Miggins, a pie shop owner of the same name, is to join the ever growing list of people claiming compensation in the Tevez deal.
According to the wily old crow, "Leeds United wanted to buy Dean Windass, he's a well known pie eater, but because...

Gordon Brown has today announced that VAT is to go from 15% to zero from the beginning of the the new tax year in April.
In a bid to kick-start the economy the cut, which comes after a smaller one of 2.5%, is hoped to ensure that a recession is qu...

Gareth Southgate, the Middlesborough manager, has been sacked with immediate effect. The news, announced late tonight, means that three Premiership managers have had the chop in the last 24 hours.
Chelsea boss Phil Scolari was the biggest casualty...

Prince William is to become the next King of England.A statement from Buckingham Palace today announced that against normal Royal protocol, the son of the next in line to the Throne would be taking the position when the current head, Her Majesty the...

Roger Federer, until recently the worlds' no.1 tennis player, has decided to quit.
The superstar, who was beaten by Spaniard Rafa Nadal in the Australian Open on Sunday, declared, "You know, I've really tried to play my best game this last year a...

Harry Rednapp, the free spending manager of Tottenham, has admitted he has made a mistake in buying back Robbie Keane.
"I looked at the squad and realised we needed a midfielder," he explained. "So when I heard Keane was available, you know, I ju...

Gordon Ramsay has pre-empted a European Union decision requiring customers to produce medical certificates to eat in a restaurant. Due to the increasing use of the blame and reward culture imported from the USA, where millions of dollars have been pa...

Brazilian star Kaka is up for sale on e-bay. His current club, Italian giants AC Milan, have decided to move out of the box, so to speak, and have put their influential playmaker on the open market.
Two bids have been made to date but the reserve,...

Scolari sacked - Mourinho to returnPhil Scolari, the well respected manager of Chelsea, has been sacked tonight by club owner Roman Abramovich. The "Blues" managed to overcome a 1-0 deficit to beat unrated Southend United 4-1 in tonight replayed FA C...

Outgoing US President George Bush spoke today about the "greatest time of his life" in reference to his tenure as leader of the most powerful nation in the world.
With apparent non-recognition of his influential post Bush declared, "I can't tell y...

South coast hack Ernie "Tom" Cruz reports from Portsmouth that the club have bought Santa Claus for an undisclosed sum. Tony Adams has not revealed the terms of the deal but it is reported to be a long term one involving a steady supply of mince pies...

A remarkable ninth-wicket partnership of 8, the third best in pub cricket history, saw the Dog and Sausage establish an unlikely first-innings lead of 6 in Manchester.
Brian Slogger was the last man to fall for a magnificent 4.
The Slogger-le...

London Zoo became the first zoo to lose more than 100 lions for the season after losing 11 lions during the Xmas period.
The lions had already sealed the zoo league's worst-ever year with last Sunday's 3 lion loss.
They join the 1976 Bristol...

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