I have a "gift" of being able to make up songs about cats for any situation. Almost every day, I sing a song to my cats, using existing popular songs and "enhancing" them with new cat-themed lyrics.

Today I brought home a new bag of cat food, so this little diddy to the tune of "TV Party" by Black Flag came to me:

We're gonna have a kibble party tonight!Tonight!Eat our kibbles from a dish on the floor tonight!And every night!We've got nothing better to do Than eat some kibbles and turn it into poo

_________________Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumblesIs this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface

omg, it's slide down my RAINBOW? that makes a lot more sense than what I thought my grandma was saying, "slide down my rain barrel." I thought maybe in "the old days" people had a barrel to catch rain? wow. I've been singing that wrong for 25 years!

_________________I am not a troll. I am TELLING YOU THE ******GOD'S TRUTH****** AND YOU JUST DON'T WANT THE HEAR IT DO YOU?

I do that too! to the tune of I'm Yours by Jason Mraz: I won't eat Sharpeis no more, no more, they're pets, not food, I'm suuure... They say Sharpeis are a delicacy,but I don't wanna eat em no more you see, because those Sharpei puppies are love, love, love...

Satellite by Dave Matthews (when Tai was in the cone of shame) Satellite, Little Dog, why are you trying to gnaw? don't you know that you shouldn't?

I sing the spiderbite song by the flaming lips to Dinger all the time "I was glad they didn't destroy you, how sad that would be cause if they destroyed you, it would destroy me"

I used to always dogsit for a dog named Ozzy. My roomate and I could get him to howl by kind of singing an instrumental from Star Wars (the song that plays when Luke is looking at the twin suns I think it's called Skywalker's theme) any way it was really fun.

We also make up lots and lots of songs that we sing in his voice because we're nuts.

Whenever the kitteh gets into lick mode (either licking herself or my bf's beard), we sing "Little Pink Tongue" to the tune of "Dirty Old Town". I know there are a lot more (we always seem to be singing to the kitteh) but that's all I can think of at the moment.

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found a peanut is the best song. i always loved that one & i love that your peeg is named Peanut. <3

i almost forgot - i sing notorious b.i.g.'s "hypnotize" to our dog, julie. i just sub in her name and i also "fancy" instead of "flashy". not that julie is overly fancy, but i think she's more fancy than flashy. she loves it.

I love how much the kitties love being sung to. It makes them all gooey and lovey and they look at me like I'm the best singer.

_________________Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumblesIs this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface

I love how much the kitties love being sung to. It makes them all gooey and lovey and they look at me like I'm the best singer.

My kitties love being sung to/talk to. When my younger cat hears me talking, he often comes running over as if he wants to hear with I have to say. When I read poetry to them, they stare at me with mushy eyes and sometimes they come right up to my mouth and sniff as if they're curious as to where those word-sounds are coming from.

I was singing a song about brushing my cat's teeth yesterday to the tune of what song I can't remember but it went something like: "time for a good boy to have his teeth brushed/he's such a good boy/for lettin' me do it/and staying still/I know its a pain/but he puts up with it cuz he wuvs me." I sang it twice too (one for each cat's tooth brushing session) but I can't remember the song I retooled the lyrics to. Oh, well, I sing to them all the time. Whatever song is on the radio, I'll just make up new words to.