New York Scribes Are Freaking Out Over Eli Manning And The New York Giants, Write The Same, Worthless Column

The Cincinnati Bengals walked all over the New York Giants on Sunday, easily coasting to a 31-13 win with stellar defensive line play and an efficient 21-30 for 199 yards and 4 TDs from quarterback Andy Dalton. It’s New York’s second consecutive loss and the latest in a series of less than stellar performances by the Giants. Still, the team is 6-4 and leading the NFC East, so they can’t be playing that poorly, right?

“But now, he’s in such a deep and mystifying five-game slump — he rejected reports that he has a tired arm — that when he gets his jersey pulled, his passes get picked off and lead to debilitating touchdowns against a bad team.”

” Eli Manning tried to dismiss the first theory offered for the New York Giants’ power outage.

‘No, I don’t think so,’ the quarterback said when asked about a ProFootballTalk.com report that a tired right arm has led to his recent struggles. ‘I feel like I’m making the throws, and I don’t feel like it’s tired.'”

“And they’ll need all the cushion they can get, not only because of their remaining opponents but also because of the other opponent they seem to battle annually – their penchant for midseason slumps.”

“There’s only one explanation for how poorly the Giants played. They unilaterally made the decision that their bye week began at 1 p.m. Sunday because they were down 14-0 just 4:07 into the first quarter.

Why did the Giants even bother getting off the bus when they had no desire to play?”