Well, some dummy had a nightmare and can't bring herself up to sleep again (she can try, tho). So, she created this thread and wondered why the forum never had something like that.

Enough of 3rd person, more of game. You know the rules, and so do I. Someone makes a wish, person below corrupts it and make a wish of their own. The twist here? Try imagine a wish corruption while listening to a Vocaloid/UTAU song (preferentially a very creepy/annoying one) for maximum results.

Listening this.And to achieve that peace people decided a war was needed, starting the 3rd World War... with nuclear weapons, of course.At the end, the lifeless nuclear wasteland that once was called planet Earth becomes a really, REALLY, peaceful world.

granted, but now every time the clock strikes 11:20 PM Cher materializes and starts singing If I Could Turn Back Time, which does so to 11:19 until the song is over which makes time jump back ahead to 11:21 to avoid terrible consequences within the space-time continuum

Granted. As Christmas present you'll have your own Lama pet.He doesn't need much food (but can't eat meat) and they're very peaceful so they're easy to raise. He'll become one of your best friends!

And as he's very cool the people around you will get their own Lama pets eventually and they'll become super-popular with young people. You'll also become a bit more popular as you were the first one to get it.

After a short time one of those comercial cartoons that feature Lamas will appear in TV with moderate success. It's going to be about some kids and their Lamas going to an alternative dimension to learn what's friendship and save the magical criatures there. It starts as nothing special but after a pair of years of airing it'll become a cult classic with a pair of abridged series.

As you love your Lama more than anything else (like a lot of people because Lamas are hot!) you start buying all the merchandise around (mainly from the TV show) and go bankrupt.

Finally, you end in a dark alley with only your Lama pet as possession and you are sure you're going to die from the cold or the hungry.But as the Grim is licking your body your Lama pet whispers in your ear: "Now you've become a Lama pet, too."

granted, (you are loved though D: *pokes you* ) but now everyone loves you too much and is always asking you to do stuff with them and it becomes uber hectic and you get a mad following of fandom and harem D: