It was 3am on a typical Friday night(me sitting at home cause I'm a fucking loser)when I happened to come along the site of spin magazine. Or should I say the soon to be dead bastards at Spin magazine. Never in my life have I been filled with such rage, murderous bloodthirsty rage. Let me show you why.

My murderous rage has turned into wicked thoughts of pulling the editors of spin magazine out of their cooshy offices and beating them with coat hangers. Followed up by 100 lashings all the while they're naked and being spat upon by nuns and the clergy. That's right, they even pissed off The church.

Please tell me for my own sanity and well being that after reading this so called list that you've had even remotely similar thoughts. Where's the fucking justice. Kill em' all.

"Heaven has a gate not a door you fucking morons" - Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Parliament/Funkadelic is a bunch of old fat black hippies. Led by some tye dye wearing fat fuck named George Clinton. They know how to groove but that's just the weed talking, not talent. Oh yah, Dallas, singing the praises of REM joking or not is just not cool man. For shame.

How come Bruce Springsteen and the east street band wasn't on the list. Born to run baby!!!

"Heaven has a gate not a door you fucking morons" - Jesus Christ of Nazareth

I just noticed the complete lack of Canadians on the list. There might be one hidden in there,but I don't see any Neil Young and Crazy Horse, The Band or The Guess Who (who the great lester bangs called the only group with the balls to be drunken buffoons.)
Oh well, who can I fight?

Dear dear Chad, If the palestinians have taught us anything it's that you wish to fight a foe more powerful than thou art. Then there is only one answer. Strap a bomb to your chest and run into the offices of spin magazine and martyr yourself. For music? .........yah I don't see it either know that I think about it. Well I still like the 'beating them mercilessly with coathangers' idea. Works for me. The people at Spin magazine are TERRORISTS!. At least that's the rumor I'm going to spread..................enough rambling.

P.S. Mr. Pete Townshend is a fucking genius.

"Heaven has a gate not a door you fucking morons" - Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Ahaha Yeah , well im standing my ground on the whole REM thing (they dont rock but...)but as for Korn That was just joke. By the way I cought the last couple sec's of a KraftWerk(probably spelled wrong) video on mtv.

My methods are just. I did say 'merciless beating with coathangers'. That's not a death threat,But it could be. How about Pete Townshend busting acoustic guitars over their heads. Jimmy Page could walk into spin to do an interview and just start throwing people down stairs and threw windows. The ghost of Keith Moon could trash their office. Keith Richards could put heroin in their coffe machine. Brian Johnson could break bottles of whiskey over their heads(although I'm sure he'd drink the whiskey first). Bono could protest and annoy them into submission. Or maybe, just maybe, 'CRAZY' Kevin Mckeddie could walk into spin magazine dressed as Micheal Douglas in 'Falling Down' and bust the door down and at the top of his blackened lungs scream 'I just can't take it anymore' and whip out a 12ga double barrel pump action shotgun and starting blasting yuppie journalists and editors and interns as they scream for mercy and cower for their lives like liitle school children. With the floor covered in smoking shotgun shells and the walls, floor and ceiling covered in infidel blood Kevin pulls out a cigarette and lights up. Mmmmm....smooth. He sees what he has done, and sees that it is good. He knows that he will be rewarded in heaven for ridding the world of an unjust evil. With this, Kevin rifles threw the wallets of the fallen demons. With his new wealth and the joyous feeling of a good deed done, He goes out and buys himself a marshall stack and rocks out all night playing 'Hallowed be thy name' and 'Metal Metaldown' amongst other British metal classics. Or nothing at all will happen to Spin except that they will continue to produce a magazine full of shite. One thing is for certain...............you all now know that I have an overactive and disturbed imagination. As well as a twisted view of reality. There's only one thing I'm sure about right know......this Crown royal is real tasty...........smooth.

"Heaven has a gate not a door you fucking morons" - Jesus Christ of Nazareth