The Collected Wisdom of Chet Haze

Here we are six weeks into 2012, and we've barely even stopped to contemplate all of the knowledge, wisdom, and understanding that pours forth from Northwestern University rap star and Tom Hanks scion Chet Haze. We will now remedy that. Below, a thorough review of all of Chet's wisdom shared on Twitter thus far this year. Absorb that shit.

On Hoes

I will never approach a hoe that acts like she deserves a medal for simply being hot... Won't give you the satisfaction luv

The word "bitch" does not apply to all women. It applies to the bitch type. Both men and women #getitstraight

I like independent women who EARN their OWN money... Not leech from sucka rich dudes with mid life crises and Viagra

I would NEVER lay hands on a woman but I think I might if she called me, "the egg mcmuffin of boyfriends" LOL have u seen this shit?

The Man is the Head of the Family. But the Woman is the Neck. And she can turn the Head whichever way she wants.