Cause sometimes you know you’re the only person who can pleasure you the way you want and you just want to be selfish like that.

Cause sometimes there’s no time to arrange for a hookup.

Cause sometimes there even isn’t anyone to call or anyone you actually want to share your bed with but you’s still horny.

Cause sometimes you see porn and all the banging (metaphorically and literally) bodies and the only way you can participate is to jerk off.

Cause sometimes.. Boredom.

Cause sometimes you tryna be celibate but konji is still a bitch.

Cause sometimes you’re tempted to call that ex and you know after the sex it will be a walk of shame from either party or an awkward moment where one of you wants to cuddle.

Cause sometimes you cum too quick and a quick fix is to wank before a hookup so you’d last longer but that one gets its own risk as it could just drain your libido

Cause wanking, if done with that purpose in mind, is a way to know your body so you can last for the power bottoms thag want you to keep pounding them for up to an hour.

Cause it facilitates sleep and a much more fun way to cure headaches and is a stress reliever especially in times when a hookup is not available/wise

Cause…… Why not!

So so many reasons to wank. And as long as you know it’s not an addiction/messing up your regular sex life then stroke away… Also try not to wank till it reaches the aforementioned points of addiction et al.

This message was brought to you by the head of information for the wankers’ association.

There’s a teenaged boy in my house who wanks like its a religion. Morning afternoon & night. And often in between. He wakes up at midnight to wank. One day I was walking past his room when I heard wet sounds like elephants wrestling. I tip toed and peeped. It was the sound of him furiously trying to strangle his elephant sized prick. I stared aghast. He was moaning obliviously in helpless delirium. I spanked his naked bumbum and said Hian! U go just die on top this endless wanking. He looked at me sheepishly and said sorry uncle, his oiled glistening penis nodding at me, still rock hard. I looked back at the quiet corridor, smiled and closed the door behind us…

My ideal wanking routine these days is chatting with d hubby and he sends a pic of his penis, and i send a pic of my u-know-what. And he says he’ll like to bla bla bla, so i reach down and stroke myself and well…thats that.

Wanking can b boring…but it’s good mostimes , it can save u from a lot of problems, like fuckin d wrong person, avoiding a possible kito experience, nd lowering yr chances of getting STDs, bcos d rate at which STDs r spreading among guys diz days is alarming, esp here in lag, using condom is not even dt safe. Bad tin is don’t get addicted to wanking.