I have a large appetite for media that other people might consider to be “bad.” I like “bad” movies almost more than I like good ones, and the same goes for really bad music. Some of the absolute worst music ever created has been Christmas/Holiday related, so naturally I gravitate towards “bad” Christmas songs, also.

For the sake of definition I want you to understand what I mean by “bad” Chrsitmas songs. In order for a song to make it to my “Worst Ever” list it has to have all of the following elements:

1. The song must be a “bad” song, even despite it’s holiday content.
2. The song must be earnest - it can’t be intentionally bad.
3. The song can’t be a parody of an otherwise “normal” christmas song.