Miley Cyrus, age almost-18, had a beer in Spain, where it's okay to be almost-18 and drink beer. But now this dude James E. Copple from the International Institute for Alcohol Awareness is getting all up in her business, scoldin'.

Copple says he's concerned that young people who regard Miley as a role model will see her partying down with her Corona and engage in "risky behavior associated with underage alcohol consumption." Interestingly, Copple says nothing about adults of legal drinking age who also look up to the Queen of the Teen Scene; he must not care about their well-being very much. [TMZ]

Apparently, Miley Cyrus—who's in Spain for the MTV Europe Music Awards, BTW—ordered a side of lime with her illicit beer. And a side of "young men" to go with that. [People]

Lil Wayne: he's free! But not, really: Under the terms of his probation—which he caught for that time he rode around Arizona in a tour bus full of drugs—Weezy can't consume any alcoholic anything, own or ingest illegal substances, or hang out with any criminals (or ex-criminals) without getting approval. He also has to get tested for drugs and alcohol whenever the probation department says he must. What can he do now? Well, there's sudoku, and needlepoint, and ikebana. [TMZ]

Oh, and basketball! Probation didn't say anything about taking in New Orleans Hornets games, which is what Lil Wayne did after getting the smackdown. [MTV]

Before she was punched by Demi Lovato, Alex Welch posed for pictures with a kid wearing blackface. Why didn't ... oh, never mind. [OceanUp]

A warrant for Michael Lohan's arrest! What is it this time? Something about owing child support to a Montana woman who claims to be his babymomma. [TMZ]

Emma Watson wore bridesmaid dresses to movie premieres when she was younger, because she didn't know what else to wear. [Contact Music]

Sandra Bullock ran some errands and took her little man with her. [Just Jared]

Maybe Mel Gibson's puppet beaver will help him mend fences with people who hate him now. [TMZ]

Julian Hug's girlfriend says he was a "was a free spirit. He didn't care about his looks. He loved adventure." [Radar]

Taylor Momsen wore another exciting outfit that she probably should have covered up with another, actual outfit ("outerwear"). [Just Jared]

A transient man died and was found on the grounds of a golf course next to the Playboy Mansion/ Chez Hugh Hefner. Sources believe the man was hoping to crash an event at the manse, but didn't quite make it. Poor guy. [TMZ]

Leighton Meester will be the face of Vera Wang's new scent, which doesn't seem to have a name yet. Might we suggest "Wangalicious"? Or "Veracity"? [NY Post]

Will Ferrell is the most overpaid actor in Hollywood, says Forbes. [Showbiz Spy]

Ke$ha put on some fresh war paint and a ring made out of a geode and posed for Blackbook. She might move out of her mom's basement soon. [Just Jared]

Courtney Love would "like to be trusted again." She also eats wakeup cupcakes. [NY Times]

"I don't have birthdays. Literally," says Mariah Carey. She never popped out of a womb or test tube like the rest of us — she just washed up one day on the beach, riding on a foamy wave. [ONTD]

That guy Jay Kay from that group Jamiroquai called Lady Gaga a "money-making freak for her label." But he also called her a "phenomenon," which was a nice thing to say. He probably just has headdress envy. [Socialite Life]

Andrew Garfield went for breakfast with his girl, Shannon Woodward. They ate things! Or maybe not — maybe they just picked at their food. He wore a T-shirt with a cobra on it. What does the cobra mean? [Just Jared]

The LGBT community loves Cyndi Lauper because she looks good in pantsuits. [Daily Mail]

During an interview with himself, Rainn Wilson said that "girls are, indeed, weird." Then he talked about chopping off his toes and aliens. [Daily Beast]

Rachel Maddow came to the defense of political donation-making Keith Olbermann, because how come Sean Hannity and Mike Huckabee get to make donations and nobody says anything? [ONTD]

Published author George W. Bush is taking his memoir on the road, hitting Oprah, Jay Leno, Bill O' Reilly, and other shows. It's not like he's got anything else to do. [Yahoo]

David Beckham and Cheryl Cole have perfect faces, according to 100 volunteers who participated in a study. But the doctor who led the study says no, that's bullshit, because Cole's chin and jaw are "slightly wider" than ideal proportions. [Daily Mail]

"Supernanny" Jo Frost thinks parents are just trying to do the best they can. [OMG]

Katherine Heigl and her daughter are on the cover of W's family issue, looking beautiful but traumatized. [ONTD]