What's on your sequester bucket list? USA NOW

Feb. 28, 2013
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by Carly Mallenbaum, USA TODAY

by Carly Mallenbaum, USA TODAY

Starting midnight on Friday, $85 billion in spending cuts will begin to impact federal programs. Since it doesn't seem like Congress will be able to avoid hitting the deadline for these automatic cuts, called the "sequester," we've resorted to humor.

Meanwhile, a missing newswoman returned home. She's one of several TV personalities that have been making headlines recently.