Bless This Mess

FF Zozo Snack

Today’s post features my 30lb cat making derp faces as he tries to eat some flowers.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ.See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

wordlust America isn’t a melting pot. It’s more of a chocolate-covered calzone full of chicken wings.

trumpetcake “Well that’s showbiz!” I say, desperately pointing to a dusty old hose and praying this time I’ve guessed right.

HelloCullen You should see the other guy. Specifically, how good at fighting he is.

SortaBad *guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* “It means wisdom” *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* “It means I was brave at the doctor”

LizHackett You’re a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken’s done.

TheWoodenslurpyYour secrets are safe with me because I literally won’t remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.

goldengateblond chocolate so rich it thinks it can run for president even though it’s an idiot

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ.See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.