He is in “Modern Family.” I have never seen it, but I know he is a Realtor and people talk about it. Also, I know that Sofia Vergara (pictured below) is on “Modern Family.” I just saw her in “Chef.” She’s a smoke show.

“Chef” is a feel-good movie that I highly recommend watching on the night your buyer decides to move to Hong Kong and list with your cousin.

Dress up in a generic suit, and hand out a bunch of useless note pads and calendars to everyone at the Halloween party. Make sure to talk to people when they are already in the middle of a conversation. Interrupt as many people as you can in order to stay in character.