10 Real-Life Animal Husbandry Techniques That Alien Zoos Will Use On Us

Wed, 13 May 2015 13:17:50 +1000

Andrew Pam <xanni [at] glasswings.com.au>

"So you’ve been abducted and placed in an alien zoo, put on display for
other aliens to gawk at. The good news is that you’ll probably get free
food; the bad news is they’ll probably try the same tricks on you that
our zoos play on Earth animals. Here’s all the ways these zoos will mess
with you in the name of animal husbandry."