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I guess this really doesn’t take a whole page but all the cool kids have a contact page and we didn’t want to feel left out. Just click the email address below to launch a 3D hologram of me right in front of your computer ready to answer any questions you have about alpacas, winning lottery numbers or the meaning of life. I made that last part up just to see if anybody actually reads this part except for the alpaca questions part. That’s for real. We would be happy to answer any questions you have about these wonderful animals.