Theres so many ways to search for porn, you cant lump them together because of dissimiler names. They said that searches came up with 560 ways to refere to the nipple in relation to janet jackson. Porn does itself in the same way that the conservatives did in 92 when H.W. Bush and Ross Perot split that bloc of voting. Porn and politics, more similer then you could imagine.

George W. Bush is so low on the list because, why bother looking him up on your own when you have such unbiased, researched, no-agenda sources like Michael Moore, MoveOn.org, Dan Rather, and Green Day?

Jackson remained on The Lycos 50 for 14 consecutive weeks until she was finally bumped during the week of May 18, when Nick Berg, the American hostage beheaded by Iraqi militants, and the War in Iraq dominated Web search activity.

That is amazing. I know there are people like that out there, but I never thought a search like that would be so popular.

A friend of mine does something similar to that. He will first type in www.yahoo.com. Once he gets to yahoo, he will click on the search box, type in news.bbc.co.uk, then click on the search results to go to bbc's front page...I've tried to explain it 50 times to him, he's just to stupid to understand.

This is so flawed. Have you ever seen search results listing google.com or yahoo.com? Everybody knows the web address, they won't search for it! Did anybody else see the commercial for the national guard; call this number 1-800-GO-GUARD, or visit us on the web at WWW.1800GOGUARD.COM, AOL keyword 1800GOGUARD! Who the fark is going to put the keyword into AOL that is exactly the same as the URL?

Oh, and I think we should all search for "fakr.com" just to screw up the list. (Yes, I said fakr, not fark.) But that just might be due to my different sense of humor.

The porn words are filtered out of the list before the top 50 words are tabulated. Porn words like XXX and sex are definitely higher than any other search terms. Porn searches are always kept in a separate category from "normal" searches because standard advertising can't be sold to porn terms.

I would imagine that the GWB searches were so low due to demographics. Think about the people that would actually bother to search for GWB...Do they have computers? Do they have the intarweb? Can't they just click on the MSN or AOL keyword for him? They probably just click the direct links from www.yikes-iliveinfear.com and www.christthelordsavior-inpolitics.com.

That's hilarious. I have a friend whose similarly dumb. When he enters a URL in IE, he clicks File..Open..then types http://www.whatever.com. Instead of just typing it in the address box at the top of the screen. Told him 50 times, but no use. He's just got it stuck in his head that's the way it works. Some people are farking mental.

Theyre not whining about losing, their expressing an opinion of the president. They lost, i think they accept that (let me know if they dont). But being whiny losers is different then complaining/insulting the president.

Neither one of these speaks well for America, but that's okay. Being an American, I can say things like that. I can even say, "watch this drive," in yes--a mocking tone of voice. As conservatives are fond of saying, if you don't like it, why don't you leave? It works both ways, you know. That whole "majority rules, minority rights." Look it up sometime.

/I apologize for fueling flames in what should be a "haha! Look at the stupid/creepy/alarming things people search for" thread. It won't happen again.