I’d almost forgotten it was nearly Halloween, which is sort of sad because Peter and Paul are probably going to try to strap me into a horror game and affix a video camera to my face while I scream for mercy.

Outlast looks pretty damn good. If you’ve missed the occasional bit of news or trailer, it’s a first-person scare-‘em-up in which you’re an investigative journalist wandering a supposedly disused asylum in the hopes of finding out what the hell went on there, which anyone versed in horror movies will know is the worst idea in the world, short of going to a haunted mansion in the middle of nowhere with some friends and then splitting up to explore.