Cameron Diaz's hotness combined with a new flat-rate calling plan crashed Softbank's system back in October. What's Brad Pitt's new commercial for the Aquos-screened handset going to trigger? My prediction: schoolgirls will start to spontaneously combust from overexcitement, and their juices will bubble over to drown the entire island of Hokkaido.

How much do you think Softbank paid Brad for walking and talking on camera like this?