This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT OUT OF CHOCOLATE?! You have a whole damn factory. The dress is connected to a computer-controlled backpack pump that times the pumping of the liquid and produces what is by far the coolest looking dress I've seen since see-throughdisappearing ones were invented. Definitely hit the jump and check out the video, you won't be disappointed. Or maybe you will be because you don't give a shit about the future of women's fashion. You foolish bastard. Laser panties, yo! Holographic titty tassels.