How I felt before I learned corgis may soon be placed on the endangered breeds list:

How I felt after I learned corgis may soon be placed on the endangered breeds list:

It would be a tragedy of epic proportions, but it might happen: Time reports that the Internet’s mascot “could soon earn a place on the endangered breed list. The bundles of cuteness are now on Britain Kennel Club’s ‘at watch’ list and are set to be classified as a ‘vulnerable native breed’ by January.” There are different theories as to why this is — some say it’s because of a rise in popularity for other breeds, while others blame the ban on tail-docking, I say can’t the Queen do something? — but one thing’s for sure: if corgis go, we riot. Entire short-legged sections of the Internet would become moving mausoleums, forever bouncing with a much-missed exuberance.

I think thats just the kennel club freaking out about people not registering the dogs with their bullshit. I mean at least in the pac northwest there are several corgis around, I wonder how the american registrations are going?

i can never go to japan, there is no way it will live up to the magical world of whimsy and perversion ive created in my head. I assume half nude school girls are escaping subway perverts on Corgi powered Hello Kitty half cars.