Goal cm5: Don’t tell lies here. This is a safe place. The sanctity of truth did not jump the broom once we created our collective, informal Internet Magna Carta. Instead, we bore witness to an untamed neural land rush in our inexorable forward march. Do you remember those TEDx-level pronouncements of a new enlightened age- egalitarianism in this storm of ideas?

No, inversely, the cm5 guiding forces grew up on television. We ate sugary breakfast cereal whilst breathlessly watching the newest season’s Saturday morning cartoons and creaky live action kid’s shows. All the while we were bombarded by the next fusillade of sugary cereal commercials with the “free in specially marked packages” compulsion-driver premiums.

Within those time-honored parameters of the programmers and the programmed, this inaugural Civic Minded Five t-shirt is a great deal. It’s delivered to you at cost (we eliminate the middle man!) when you purchase each The Fictive Five ticket. And if you act now, the t-shirt buy will come with a 30-day 10% discount code to our Peter Brötzmann Full Blast concert at Timucua Arts on May 6th.