"So here’s a personal welcome from yours truly: Welcome home, Grover! Go
forth with a reckless spirit and an open heart. Seize each day, and
have the time of your life.

I hope you chance upon some synthetic psychedelics.
I hope you wind up lying on your back in the dust, eating peanut butter
with a spoon, and watching as hallucinations of zebras and baby goats
cavort against the sunrise. I even hope you trip so hard that you
realize what an asshole you are."