POSEIDON REX Is Unleashed, And Bitey, In Exclusive Clip!

It was waaay back in October of 2012 that we spotted a teaser poster for the creature feature, Poseidon Rex. And it is good to know that the studio has not strayed too far from that original concept. Sure, ol' Rex actually looks like a T-Rex now. But, they kept the three girls in bikinis. There are just some things you do not mess with. And three girls in bikinis is not one of them.

Fast forward a year and a half later and this grand opus will be unleashed unto the masses in cinemas and iTunes on April 18th. We have an exclusive clip to share with you and we have thrown in the trailer for good measure. The clip looks to be early on in the film when our hero, Jackson Slate(!!!), and his crew awaken the beast. And if I were hibernating for over 60,000 years and some bloke woke me from my slumber I would get a bit chompy too.

A small, secluded island off the coast of Belize suddenly finds itself terrorized by a deadly predator from the planet's distant past, when deep-sea divers accidentally awaken an ancient evil. Jackson Slate and his team of underwater cave explorers unearth much more than long-lost Mayan treasure while plumbing the depths of a world famous blue hole. They disturb a creature that's been hibernating for over 60,000 years - a rampaging behemoth of death and destruction not only at sea but also on land.

And do not worry. We will have a review of Poseidon Rex prior to it's release date.

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