Announcing An Interesting Although Limited Selection Of New-Ish Hollywood BID Patrol Records Including Twelve Characteristically Imbecilic Seyler Reports — Also Some Fairly Gratuitous Mockery Of Hurricane Kerry Morrison, Who Was Recently Named One Of The 500 Most Influential People In Los Angeles By A Local Who’s Who Scam Operation, Including A Surprising Fact About Her Substance Of Choice

In short, she’s full of crazy delusional theories about how to deal with homelessness and facing up to the fact that this bullshit she’s been wallowing in for 20 years doesn’t work is her “[t]oughest challenge”. But nevertheless, every one of her methods just happens to suit the highly specific economic needs of the zillionaires who pay her wages of sin. This can’t be a coincidence, so the most likely explanation is that she’s forgotten or never knew what her actual purpose is.4

I actually don’t know what to say to this. I’m actually left speechless. Maybe she means the best advice she’s heard and ignored? Or maybe this is the best advice she gives when she’s in do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do mode? “Speak truth”?! “Speak [freaking] truth”!!?! Kerry Morrison, who’s well-known to lie in the service of her master, and her best advice is “Speak truth”?? Cool story, bro.

But of course, all that anguished anti-alcohol activity is against people who drink substances of choice rather than beverages. If one, like Ms. Kerry Morrison, has a beverage rather than a substance of choice, one is a responsible member of one’s community, one can be trusted, and, if one likes something ritzy and expensive like Silver freaking Oak freaking Caber-freaking-net, well then, that goes double, triple, a zillionfold!

Actually, as an aside, when I started writing this post, I really had no idea what this Silver Oak jive might be. However, I stumbled upon this really useful website which made everything very much more clear than before, especially given that Kerry Morrison’s well-known to be a woman of wealth and taste.

Bucket list: Take hobo lessons.

In closing, I’d just like to say that as much as I and my colleagues here at MK.Org delight in painting Ms. Kerry Morrison as an inflexible puritanical martinette, we all of us applaud her willingness to educate herself on the subject of hobos, about which all evidence suggests she’s deeply ignorant. Many people at her age have become unwilling to rethink their long-entrenched positions. The fact that she is willing to risk creating an impression of ignorance by publicly announcing her intent to take lessons focusing on one of the central concerns of her long career speaks very, very well of her. And on that disingenuously positive note, I will take my leave of you!

As I mentioned yesterday this is largely due to the HPOA’s illegal CPRA policies, as described here. Also as I mentioned, I’m working on getting this and some related problems straightened out, and may be able to resume full coverage at some point in the future, or else get used to the new normal if that turns out to be the last best choice.

There seem to be some gaps in the collection. I’m not sure if there actually are gaps or if they just didn’t meet that much. I’ll find out at some point, but it’s not a really high priority right now.