Monday, January 14, 2013

Moron of the Day 1/14/13

This is all about stupid people doing stupid things. Here's the story from the Fon Du Lac Reporter.

A 36-year-old Fond du Lac woman threw herself on the ground to get a
ride home in an ambulance after having no money to pay for a taxi,
according to a Fond du Lac Police Department report.

Fond
du Lac police officers responded to a Park Avenue apartment around
11:30 p.m. Wednesday for a harassment complaint. A 64-year-old Fond du
Lac man called police that evening because he claimed the 36-year-old
Fond du Lac woman kept calling him and asking for money.

The
woman told officers the man owed her $100 for sexual relations. After
being asked to leave the man’s property by officers and take the matter
up in court, the woman told officers she had no money to pay the cab
driver.

Officers
suggested the woman get a ride home from the cab driver and pay the
driver for both trips with cash at her home, according to the report.
The woman said she had no money at her home and asked for a ride home in
the responding officer’s squad car. The officer declined.

The
woman asked police to call an ambulance to take her to the hospital
near her home. Officers told the woman they could not call an ambulance
because she was no injured.

The
woman threw herself on the ground, according to the report, told
officers she hurt her knee and asked for an ambulance again. An
ambulance was called and the woman was advised she would be billed for
the ambulance ride.