I sore it off when some temporary salesperson came after me with a shirt I had changed my mind about and told me I had to take it back to the rack where I had found it because the staff was too busy to clean up after the customers. I told him to find a policeman and have me arrested.

Hey, that story puts me in a bad light!

On a different note, we just have to tell you we want to molest you and you will agree to it? I'm writing my list...

I was halfway to Barney's when I discovered that this guy wasn't on the list of sale items. Remember on Will and Grace when Jack got the job at Barneys...and Will came in, and jack was on the floor measuring Will's inseam.

Seriously, we have a HUGE new Barney's out here (I find any not in NYC are just not the same though), and I forgot, too. I did make it to the VERY popular Nordstrom 1/2-Yearly Sale though, and the men's sale - oh, the eye candy and the deals. Orgasmic!