hug-gotiations

listen, i’m hearing you on full-front. i get that — we’d all like that — but i need to protect my bottom line. if my people see me giving you full-front, five-second upper body press, what are they gonna do when i offer them side single-arm? they’re gonna flip their shit. they’re gonna make my life difficult.

so look. at the end of the day, you’re gonna get a top-tier hug. i’m willing to go backpat, both hands. but right now — as far as torso contact — this is the best hug i can do. take it or leave it.