We Love the Wackiest Dog Names of 2014

You all probably already know the most popular dog names of the year. You hear them around the dog parks, on the streets, even attached to little boys and girls, because we are a culture whose most popular names for dogs are nearly identical to its most popular names for babies.

He is a Dachshund. He does not have a boring name, and he just may be the most interesting Dachshund in the world. Witness, via Veterinary Pet Insurance:

“Peanut Wigglebutt is a kleptomaniac,” says his owner, Christine. “She stole multiple screwdrivers from our cable guy, and even stole Easter eggs from the neighbor’s yard during an Easter egg hunt.”

Multiple screwdrivers and Easter eggs! The stories this dog could tell. Along with master thief and handyman, Peanut Wigglebutt can add another title to her resume: champion. The dog won 2014's Wacky Pet Names list, assembled by Veterinary Pet Insurance and chosen by public vote.

Peanut Wigglebutt is your wacky name champion.

Although, to be perfectly honest, to look at the top 10 wacky names, it's a wonder Peanut was even in the running. Waffle Dots! Angus T Brackencrack! Airbubble McMuffin!

Who named these dogs? Drunk Chaucer?

Here is the full top 10:

Peanut Wigglebutt

Sir Hog Knucklehead

Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce

Otto Von Longdog

Zippity Do Dawg

Airbubble McMuffin

Hamburger Patty

Angus T Brackencrack

Mister Buddy Pickles

Waffle Dots

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The dogs and cats with the wackiest of the wacky names.

Hell, these names are so good, here's the full top 50:

Peanut Wigglebutt

Sir Hog Knucklehead

Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce

Otto Von Longdog

Zippity Do Dawg

Airbubble McMuffin

Hamburger Patty

Angus T Brackencrack

Mister Buddy Pickles

Waffle Dots

Ajax General

Bacon Bite

Beaudacious Maximus

BC Wompum Stompum

Bobo Prince Of Edinburg

Bogey The Ebony Ace

Brutus Pancakes

Butkis

Chief Tator Tot

Der Jaeger Meister

FL Martha Washington

Ice Beefcake Stacks

Knuckle Head

Kung Fu Seabolt

Lambchops

Macaroni Al Dente

Mindy Fluffer Nutter

Munchkin-Dunkin

My Buckaroo Buddy

No Marley Stoppit

Officer Piccadilly

Panda Bear Pandy

Rocko The Porkchop

Rootie Patootie

Ruffles Ms Truffles

Rump Roast

Sake Bomb

Scar Huey Von Kitten

Sergeant Gumdrop

Sir Bubba Grunt

Snickerdoodle Dandee

Southern Comfort

Tid Bit Tenacious

Tide The Knot

Twyla Punkin Twinkletoes

Uncle Father Oscar

Vienna Beef

Zing Zing

Chester Sugarfoot

Gianna Von Doberman

This is the best list of names I've ever seen. I would go into war with dogs named like this -- and I actually could, right behind Sergeant Gumdrop and Ajax General, with Snickerdoodle Dandee blowing the trumpet.

The next time you look at your Max, just think: You could have named him Sake Bomb.

Does your dog have a crazy name? Where would it fit on this list? Before or after Ice Beefcake Stacks? Let us know in the comments!