Yes there was a little breakdown over a Far Eastern curry but darling, at the end of the day, whats important is how one picks oneself up after a little bump in the road. Think of the eagle and don’t allow yourself to be reduced to pecking at little bits of seed and grains in the muck darling, like a common chicken. You’re meant for bigger and better things than that to be honest.

As one flies through the summer months abruptly arriving in August I invite you to watch a fluorescent neoned up to the nines Far Eastern Fusion of miso soup and the all american classic the PB and J. Pull up a deckchair and a bowl of strawberries and cream and while away the next 4 or 5 minutes with a bowing and winking Scottish mime.