Some dude with the voice of a woman showed up to my house...
Just kept knocking and knocking and knocking and knocking and knocking until we finally opened the door.. the dude says "oh, we're trained to just
keep bugging you until you open up"...

Kind of hard to understand that if they were "Not terribly bright looking folks", how they would be able to "Smart Bomb" your house...

dude i have the exact same dog in your avatar!!

on topic, they came to my house and i answered every single question to the best of my knowledge and would of told them everything they require an
answer for. i have nothing to hide and understand it is their job. in these hard times, they're just trying to make a living just like the rest of
us. i invited them in, offered some tea and cookies. took us an hour to get through the ocnversation and my dog loved them.

And here I and my girlfriend are, more than willing to fill out a census form so that our poor-arse county can get more state funding and not only do
they not send us a form, no one even stops by when they "threaten" to... and these people, who're supposed to be agents of NWO evil are considered
nefarious? They're not even competent...

The Federal Government is Skeletor, and the Census Beureau is Beast Man... sad, really...

Our assigned enumerator has been canvasing my neighborhood for the past couple of weeks and left several "Sorry I missed you" notes on my door - the
door to the garage. Strange that. Anyway, she finally caught me at home the other night. She was about half my size, mid-50's, Hispanic, and was
knocking at the door that leads to the garage. Huh.

When I opened the door and stepped out into the entryway (closing the door behind me) she introduced herself, explained that my household was on the
"have not received" list and that she would like 10 minutes of my time to complete the survey. I politely replied that I had filled in the mailed
copy and returned it with the only answers I was comfortable sharing - 3 members of the human race. She shrugged, said "Oh well, you're on the list
for not having responed, but sometimes they get lost in the mail. Have a nice night." With that, she walked. Not painful at all, less than 2 minutes
of my time.

Note that my big talking, "I'm not mailing it in!" neighbor then got caught outside on the lawn and spent twenty minutes with her. From what I
heard, he answered all the questions. Turncoat! I'm revoking his Fifth Column card and laughing because the smart munitions are now targeted on my
garage! LOL.

Kind of hard to understand that if they were "Not terribly bright looking folks", how they would be able to "Smart Bomb" your house...

Thanks for making me laugh.

Yes maybe they'll use a "not terribly bright looking but not rude" bomb instead of a smart bomb

But any bomb is kind of rude right?

Originally posted by DOADOA
on topic, they came to my house and i answered every single question to the best of my knowledge and would of told them everything they require an
answer for. i have nothing to hide and understand it is their job. in these hard times, they're just trying to make a living just like the rest of
us. i invited them in, offered some tea and cookies. took us an hour to get through the ocnversation and my dog loved them.

The questions they ask are so innocuous I don't know why everyone is freaking out. They asked my name. They asked my time in residency and if
anyone else lived with me. It took about two minutes tops and was less of a hassle than getting a freaking blockbuster card.

Honestly, they already know your name. It's not a big secret as to who you are. Do you not file taxes? Right there, the government knows a LOT
about you. Do you have a credit report, drivers license, bills? Your life is an open book.
These are just people trying to earn some money in this crappy economy and its sad that in exchange for a low-wage effort they've got to put up with
this level of uncivilized paranoia. What ever happened to being kind to your fellow man?

Originally posted by DOADOA
took us an hour to get through the ocnversation and my dog loved them.

An HOUR? How many questions did they freakin ask?
I understand they're just doing their jobs, but I would never allow ANY government employee into my house to chat it up for an hour. They may be
Americans like me, but working for the census under the obama regime makes them suspicious folks according to me.

Originally posted by DOADOA
took us an hour to get through the ocnversation and my dog loved them.

An HOUR? How many questions did they freakin ask?
I understand they're just doing their jobs, but I would never allow ANY government employee into my house to chat it up for an hour. They may be
Americans like me, but working for the census under the obama regime makes them suspicious folks according to me.

Yeah, thats me. Census Enumerator. All I care about is getting your information so our obviously corrupt government can use stuff they already know to
kill your children through drinking water.

I'm tired of idiots like you, who really make this job absolutely retarded. All I'm doing is making money by collecting information that they
ALREADY freaking know about you.

I didn't get microchipped, implanted, or brainwashed. I simply was told who to go to, what to ask, therefore I do.

I'm tired of idiots like you, who really make this job absolutely retarded.

And as an American Citizen and 6 year United States Army Veteran, I'm tired of idiots like you, too. If I'm making your job retarded, find another
line of work. And since you already have my info, then don't come to my house.

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