Polly for PM

I came across the ur-inthenews.com site today where you fill in your details and it produces a spoof newspaper front or back page story of you winning the Premiership for your favourite team, or in my case quite literally by becoming Prime Minister.

It generates a graphic rather than copyable text, so click on the thumbnail if you want to read it. Meanwhile, I’m packing up my perch for transfer to Number 10.

Nobody’s prefect. If you find any spelling mistakes or other errors in this post, please let me know by highlighting the text and pressing Ctrl+Enter.