Tips for the Digitally Challenged

“Keeping up with the Joneses” is not a problem in my life. Keeping up with emails is. I don’t have time to worry whether my neighbor’s purchases or lifestyle preferences trumps me. On evenings and weekends, this emerging writer has chair in one hand and whip in the other trying to tame the email beast. Yet, in spite of my best efforts, the beast growls for more while licking gargantuan lips dripping with spam.