Politicians (Interactive Poetry)

@cazziemo on twitter wanted to participate in my interactive poetry! They gave me 3 words to work with which were (Bipartisan, Cabbage, Foreskin – ha) and I wrote what I hope is a funny poem. You all will have to let me know!

Politicians

Politicians can be like
Old rotten cabbage
Hateful people trying to strike
Down progress by adding baggage
To every bill
Because breaking it down bipartisan
Won’t ever represent the will
Of the people when we’ve charlatans
More concerned with their interns
And the pictures of their foreskin
That they told them to burn
They worry about how they will spin
The story of the pics if they ever get out
That’s the story of our politics
You’re allowed to doubt
But that’s just silly and optimistic