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10 DA2 lol moments…

10 things that have made me ‘lol’ in the past day or so, mostly said by Varric, as he is the definition of lol. May contain spoilers!

10. lolHawke – “She fills her days making poisons. And cake. Tell me you didn’t try the cake?”

9. Varric – “So a human, an elf, and a dwarf walk into a bar…” Anders – “And the human says ‘you’re lucky you’re so short, that hurt like mad!” Varric – “You could have just stopped me, Blondie…” Anders – “Why waste a perfectly good set-up!?”

8. Varric – “You know, Junior, it’s eerie how much of a resemblance there is between you too…” Carver – “She’s my sister, of course there’s a resemblance!” Varric – “Oh! You thought I meant Hawke, I was talking about Gamlen!” Carver – “Maker, I hate you, Dwarf.”

7. Varric – “So what do you do in that gigantic house all day?” Fenris – “Dance, of course.” Varric – “Really…?” Fenris – “I run from room to room, choreographing routines.”

6. Isabela – “Psst! I’ve got some of it written down now.” Varric – “Give it here. ‘Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will” *laughs* “She pounced, the smooth moves of a jungle cat, and locked her thighs around Donnic’s waist, he…” Aveline – “What!?” Isabela – “Nothing!” Aveline – “What is that?” Isabela – “Sshh!” Varric – “Isabela just thought she’d celebrate your love affair with a…written dedication.” Isabela – “It’s ‘friend-fiction!’ I do it out of love!” Aveline – “I will never be clean, ever again.”

5. Isabela – “Apostate prostitutes…? Hah! Apostitutes!”

4. Hawke – “Carry on, I love to eavesdrop!” Varric – “Hawke said sarcastically…” Hawke – “You know I hate it when you do that!” Varric – “Hawke muttered in an angry aside, to the Dwarf.”