So…the other night I decided to fart around with my stat’s page. I don’t read it that often of late- life is busy, as it is for all of you, I’m sure. When I’m not online I’m doing a ton of life-stuff…and when I’m online I’m usually writing.

But I was killing time before I had to call Master back, so I cruised through some of the data – and this is the list of ALL the countries that have had someone click onto my blog in the last 90 days. Are you ready? (This may bore you to tears, but I find it *fascinating*…and this time? Greenland is in the mix!):

Country

Views

United States

27,875

Canada

2,882

United Kingdom

1,957

Australia

1,426

Sweden

824

Germany

632

Denmark

457

Netherlands

420

Singapore

414

Spain

397

New Zealand

223

Malaysia

211

India

199

Italy

175

France

171

Greece

152

Switzerland

128

Ireland

98

Taiwan

82

Turkey

78

United Arab Emirates

68

Belgium

59

Saudi Arabia

59

Norway

53

Finland

50

Kuwait

41

Romania

40

Republic of Korea

38

Russian Federation

37

Austria

37

Philippines

34

South Africa

34

Indonesia

32

Hungary

32

Poland

32

Japan

31

Israel

30

Croatia

27

Brazil

26

Pakistan

25

Egypt

22

Slovenia

19

Mexico

19

Sri Lanka

19

Czech Republic

16

Qatar

16

Portugal

15

Bulgaria

14

Bangladesh

13

Luxembourg

12

Brunei Darussalam

11

Costa Rica

11

Argentina

10

Hong Kong

10

Chile

9

Belarus

9

Viet Nam

9

Zimbabwe

8

Guernsey

7

Ukraine

7

Bahamas

7

Nigeria

6

United Republic of Tanzania

6

Peru

6

Cyprus

5

Syrian Arab Republic

5

Serbia

5

Kenya

4

Bosnia and Herzegovina

4

Zambia

4

Puerto Rico

4

Slovakia

4

Estonia

4

Malta

4

Thailand

3

Morocco

3

Bahrain

3

Lebanon

3

Ecuador

3

Virgin Islands

3

Maldives

3

Jordan

3

Colombia

2

Tunisia

2

Iceland

2

Jamaica

2

Barbados

2

Lithuania

2

Ethiopia

2

Rwanda

2

Afghanistan

2

Uruguay

2

Palestinian Territory, Occupied

2

Kazakhstan

2

Uganda

1

Namibia

1

Iraq

1

Ghana

1

Suriname

1

Greenland

1

Latvia

1

Mongolia

1

Albania

1

Moldova

1

Liechtenstein

1

Mozambique

1

Bermuda

1

Cayman Islands

1

Nice to see my ancestral home, Sweden, made the top 5! And 6 out of 7 continents (excepting Antarctica) are present.

*waves madly at the crowd*

Hey you all! Thanks for coming by and visiting with me a while. It’s an honor to have had you pop over here. 🙂

Then I took a “stroll” through search terms that people use to get here. Some are normal. Pain slut, vanillamom, forced orgasms (isn’t that the best fantasy? Where someone makes you cum so much you pass out? mmmm…I’m here to tell you it’s pretty freaking wonderful IRL as well!) Some of the search terms make me laugh…while others make me go hmmmmm…like…”domme wife”…and it sends them to ME? That makes me kind of chuckle –though I have written a few stories with that theme, you all can agree there isn’t much domme here.

Tit-slapping, rough sex, and sex blog are all popular (and accurate) search terms, while “pussy with insects” just kinda makes me throw up a little bit. *shudders* I’m not one to critique another’s kink but that…is a step farther than I’m going, tyvm.

“Paige masturbates sweetly on the road”…sounds like a nugget of an idea for a story. Sorry you wound up here, tho coz Paige’s blog is over on blogspot. 🙂

I’d take exception to the search term “spoiled pain slut” but …sadly…Master tells me I’m spoiled *all* the time, so I guess I have to own that one.

There are a *ton* of tentacle searches. Like…more than a hundred. I can see that my work-in-progress needs to be finished pronto.

Sometimes it fascinates me (and like I said before, I’ve not looked at any of this stuff in months) what kind of things people are looking to read when they are directed here.

A lot of violent, rough sex acts. I get that. You all know I’ve been mostly HEA here for a while, but there is that driving need for so many of us deviants to taste a morsel of the unsafe, the unpretty, the violent, and the (somewhat) depraved. Those stories that make us uncomfortable when we get turned on by them, make us wonder what the fuck is wrong with us.

Nothin’.

I’m not alone…YOU are not alone, in having these sorts of fantasies, certainly based on what I’ve been reading in the search stats.

So…there may be a bit more of that here, now and again, I think. Just to keep you all feeling…you know. . . perverse, yet normal. Just like me.

🙂

(now, don’t be shocked if you come here tomorrow and there is nothing new. I’m feeling a bit crispy after working 13 days in a row, and i need a bit of recharge time. Might get a wee bit of Master time on Sunday as well. Going to be chill a bit and really, really take some time to breathe. Hope to be back here Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest. Namaste, nilla)

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For over 8 years--(EIGHT?!) nilla and M have been a D/s couple. I'm the "small s" side of that designation, as he often reminds me. I'm silly and prone to giggling at inopportune times. He's a wicked Sadist, who feeds me my drug of choice--pain. My brain is always spinning dirty and dark little fantasies, which I sometimes share with the world. Welcome to the nilla-verse. It's wet and slippery here...with a dragon or two lurking.

Impressive, Nilla… and don’t worry about the recharge time. We understand! (And if you don’t mind some shameless self-promotion, if Nilla doesn’t have anything new, check and see if I do. I’m in the middle of a very interesting story right now…)

Ah Nilla. Spoiled Pain Slut describes you so well. 🙂 I love your rambles and this is just great. I have to admit when I look at my stats I get the giggles wondering who that 1 person in country X is reading my stuff. Or, like a month or so ago, I wondered who in Canada was reading my stories like they were popcorn. 🙂

Have a nice rest and fun with your Master on Sunday! Lots of love and hugs!

I do. I do suck at relaxing. I just don’t know how anymore.
How do people just lay on the beach and not get bored?
and
um.
I’m already planning the rehab on two rooms this summer.
Why do I do this to myself?
(well, duh..coz I finally screwed up the courage to suggest the MAJOR change to TW and she agreed? After the room has been the same for…60 years or more…?)

Wow! That’s some incredible reach around the world and into quite unexpected places.

“stories that make us uncomfortable when we get turned on by them, make us wonder what the fuck is wrong with us” — yes, just last night I was thinking that while reading. Thoroughly appalled by what was going on yet so turned on.

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Seriously ~ this is sexy stuff and not everyone can handle it.
BDSM themes abound...
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