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Monday, February 8, 2010

Even stevens

Every first Friday of the month I go and see my esthetician to turn my unibrow back into 2 separate eyebrows.

Last Friday Bella had a cold, she had a mask but it was around her neck. I was 10 minutes because I went for a Friday drink after work with co-workers and lost track of time. I could feel her breath going into my nostrils. It was gross. I would have asked her to put the mask on but she kind of scares me and I was late. I rushed home and washed my orifices. Luckily, I didn't get a cold.

Since I had a beer and a walk in the cold I had to use the washroom at the spa. I really, really had to go. As I was about to go a wayward stream of urine shot out missed the toilet and went into the waste basket beside the toilet. I quickly re-gain control and got it back in the toilet. I guess I can't complain about the germ breath in my nostrils anymore. Even stevens I say!

About Me

- Tall Drink of Water
- Like to see people fall
- Talk like Napoleon Dynamite
- Likes Giving people nicknames
- My laugh is legendary but not always in a good way. Think Eddie Murphy but louder and for 20 minutes. Most people like it, some people who wear hats do not. They get nicknames!
- Generally Awkward / Socially Retarded
- Sassy, Spunky and of course sexy (can I get a what what)
- Like Schedules and Structure
- Often late
- Clumsy/ Uncoordinated
- Doesn't do well in high stress circumstances
- Enjoy Fun people and fun times
- Thats enough / I'm tired of typing