A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."

The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"

The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."

The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"

He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

three guys went into a public bathroom a weak guy a medium guy and a strong guy the weak guy went in first and heard a voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the weak guy fell out of the bathroom the medium guy came in and asked wat happened the weak guy said my balls just got eaten the medium guy said bullshit so the medium guy went in and heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the medium guy fell out of the bathroom the strong guy came in and asked wat happened he said the weak guy wasent lieing my balls got ate the strong guy said bullshit and went into the bathroom he heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the strong guy told the voice "im the ghost of chirstmas past touch my dick and ill kick your ass"

three guys went into a public bathroom a weak guy a medium guy and a strong guy the weak guy went in first and heard a voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the weak guy fell out of the bathroom the medium guy came in and asked wat happened the weak guy said my balls just got eaten the medium guy said bullshit so the medium guy went in and heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the medium guy fell out of the bathroom the strong guy came in and asked wat happened he said the weak guy wasent lieing my balls got ate the strong guy said bullshit and went into the bathroom he heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the strong guy told the voice "im the ghost of chirstmas past touch my dick and ill kick your ass"