A mentally disabled man lost three of his four cats in a fire. Redditors are helping out with donations. Let's hope they go to the guy who lost his pets, and not the redditor (who claims to be the man's neighbor) who posted the story. (/r/pics)

Splash Mountain sucks. It’s, like, six seconds of actual ride. It features the jankiest animatronics in the entire amusement park. The line is always way too long, and there’s a chance you’ll spend the rest of the day soaked in that dirty, recycled log-flume water. It’s a bottom-tier attraction propped up by the same weird nostalgia that convinces people the Haunted Mansion is still a worthy endeavor in 2016. Seriously, fuck Splash Mountain.