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Kendall Jenner Hotter Than The Hype

On November 4, 2013 Kendall Jenner, the little half-sister of Kim Kardashian, turned 18. Now legal, the internet is clearly poised on a Kendall Jenner sex tape watch as if they were tracking the next hurricane moving up the East coast. Tweeters, reporters, and porn CEO’s all went to town speculating over the possibility that Kendall might take grab the sex tape torch from her half sister.

Who’s asking for a Kendall Jenner Sex Tape?

As usual twitter was the very first place talk of a sex tape could be found. The tweets about a Kendall Jenner Sex Tape could be broken down into 3 basic types:

The Creepy

The Click Bait

And The Honest

But the interest in a Kendall Jenner sex tape exploded when TMZ reported that 6 different porn companies had offered the young star money to appear in a sex tape. The largest of these offeres came from Bangyoulater.com which offered the star and a parter of her choosing 1.8 million dollars to get dirty on camera.

But who would her sex tape be with?

Until 2 months ago the most likely partner would have been Julian Brooks. The University of Nevada defensive back was Jenner’s long time boyfriend. The two broke up earlier this year under allegations of him cheating while at college.

That break-up leads to the most likely candidate if a sex tape ever emerged. Jenner’s current beau is Young Jinsu. Now you must be thinking that young jinsu is a karate master who is defending his clan’s honor on the shores of Okinawa. But you would be wrong. He’s a rapper and not a very good one at that. But we do know that c-list musicians and Members of the Kardashian brood do make for classic sex tapes. I mean Kim and Ray J are the only reason the name Kardashian is recognizable at all.

12/9 KENDALL JENNER SEX TAPE UPDATE: After being 18 for less than 2 weeks Kendall Jenner has taken some racy photographs with photographer Russell James. The reality TV heiress proved that it would not take too long for people to see a “grown up” side of her following in her big sister’s footsteps. While this is not a sex tape it is definitely a step on the road towards one.

While no Kendall Jenner sex tape exists as of yet you can leave your ideas for what you think the sex tape would be about and with who? Justin Bieber? Jake Gyllenhall? Miley Cyrus? Leave your ideas and we will keep you updated with the very latest.

AUGUST 2014 KENDALL SEX TAPE UPDATE

Well, Kendall might not be shedding her clothes on tape any time soon, but she has dropped some heavy baggage. She is now known only as “Kendall”, meaning she has dropped Dad Bruce’s Olympic name and sis Kim’s sex tape/Paris Hilton bff/Kimye mogul last name as well.

Why drop such a famous last name? Why not just drop her trousers, as anyone reading this article would prefer? Remember, mere mortals, it is not our job to question the all-knowing wisdom of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Besides, it worked for Madonna, Cher and Pele. Who’s to say Kendall won’t be the next superstar? In the modelling world, a one word name worked for Twiggy and Iman.

She told LOVE magazine that “I want to be taken seriously. People think that this [success] just came to me. But it didn’t. What I have has almost worked against me. I had to work even harder to get where I wanted because people didn’t take me seriously as a model.”

Perhaps, now that she has dumped her last name, she can finally make a sex tape with someone with one name. Bieber is a stupid last name, so maybe if he was just “Justin” that would be a perfect tag team naked partner for her. Let’s just hope it’s not with Cher, because that would just be creepy.

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On November 4, 2013 Kendall Jenner, the little half-sister of Kim Kardashian, turned 18. Now legal, the internet is clearly poised on a Kendall Jenner sex tape watch as if they were tracking the next hurricane moving up the East coast.