Let that soak in for a moment. That's right people: There is a petition on the White House website to get the national anthem changed to R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)".

"We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814," The petition reads.

"President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country," The petition later states. "And give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become."