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If you're wearing one of these, consider yourself warned: those guys aren't getting up from the bar to come over and shake your hand.
#20. Spongebob Adult Man's Costume
Aside from the "Would you like to buy some Bibles?" look on the model's face, it's the white leotards that seal the wearer's fate.
Or possibly the little red dick-tie.
#19. ATM Man
If you want to look like a Muslim Darth Vader, this costume is for you. Despite the claims in the picture, don't be surprised if women dressed like money do not approach you to withdraw cash from your wiener.
#18. Breathalyzer
The early model Terminators ...