Ditzy teenage girl: Wait, are we on an island?Nonplussed teenage boy: Yep.Ditzy teenage girl: How did we get here?Nonplussed teenage boy: The Lincoln tunnel.Ditzy teenage girl: It goes underwater?Nonplussed teenage boy: It goes underwater.

UES nanny: Come on now, we have to get ready to go.Two-year-old girl, whining and stomping feet: Where are we going?UES nanny: I told you this morning; we're going to take the bus to Zoe's for your play date. Don't you want to play with Zoe today?Two-year-old girl, now waling: I don't want to take the bus, I want to take a TAXI… Taaaxiiiii!