Saturday, 28 April 2012

Recently I've had a lot of questions from people, the two that are at the top of my head right now are: "Feltern, what drink should I buy you if I see you at a bar?" and oddly enough: "Feltern, what do you like to eat on your food?"

Now I don't exactly know why people want to know what I like on my food, but for god's sake I get paid to "get rid of" zombies... That being said, I am more than willing to answer both questions

If you see me at a bar, here is a list of drinks to buy for me:
Whiskey
Scotch on the rocks (I prefer when you make it a double and hold the ice)
Bourbon
Whiskey
Whiskey and Whiskey
Whiskey and Cola
Rye
Beer
Beer and a shot of Whiskey
A shot of Whiskey and a Beer
Grapefruit Juice
Whiskey and Grapefruit juice
Margaritas

Disclaimer: If you try and drug me, I will be forced to pull both of your arms off and beat you senseless with them. You might wake up in a dumpster (I'm talking to you Mr. Sharp)

As far as things I like on my food, I would much prefer putting them onto the food myself, but here goes:
Whiskey
Hot Sauce
Jalapeno Peppers
BBQ sauce
Cayenne Pepper

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