Had it all wrong with the blanket chair — that’s dumb. I don’t just want this fancy-ass $2000 Stokke Gravity Chair. I NEED it. And don’t try to knock me off track by saying it won’t feel as comfortable as it looks or that it’s dangerous or that it obviously only looks cool because of the photography:

Squash all that. When I picture myself in this chair I imagine huge open-spaces with gigantic windows, high ceilings, and relaxing sunlight just like my apartment doesn’t have. Yes sir. This is without a doubt the one material item that will finally bring about happiness and contentment in my life.