and if I have my shoulder bag with me:
contact juggling ball
3 lacrosse balls (regular juggling)
DnD folder (with all my dnd stuff in it)
flash drives
if I'm reading a manga then one of those in there.
chain maille material
two decks of cards
dice bags (bag of 20's, personal bag, and my other dice bag)
two cloth hackysacks, and a chain maille footbag
and sometimes Cards against humanity (if apples to apples were replaced with HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CARDS!)

I used to carry a bunch of stuff in my pockets of my cargo pants and it was crazy heavy and slowed me down a lot. I clanked every where I went and walked kinda bow-legged. It was not pretty.

Luckily one of my ninja friends tipped me about the pouch the ninja glock comes with. It's super roomy inside, with lots of room for everything.

If you leave the ninja glock at home in the gun safe, you can fit up to two dozen yo-yos, 1000 strings, cleaning kit with oil, spare bearings, spare o-rings and stickers, and still have room to keep your lunch and camera in the ninja glock carrying case.

It's amazing. I don't know what I did before I got it.

Of course you do have to be a licensed ninja to own one. So that's a downside to you guys who aren't one.

Tru nuff. After you've left piles of those who mocked you all over town too many times, you find it difficult to get the plumber to come by when you have a leak, and the hairdresser keeps rescheduling your appointment further and further into the future. You have to go to the other detailer, the one who doesn't really understand your Miata's finish and it always ends up just a little hazy.

What I'm saying is sure, you can kill everyone but it makes your life really difficult and it's better just to wear the dang thing on your arm in the first place.

Not to be nitpicky - and believe me, I certainly wouldn't run my mouth like this if I weren't all the way on the other side of the continent - but that seems kinda lazy, if you ask me. Difficult? Yeah, I'm sure it's a downer to find yourself continually cycling through hair stylists and barbers (not that you frequent barbers ), car detailers, shoe salesmen, etc., but think of all the opportunities for making examples of people and for demonstrating the power of ninja that you're depriving the world of? Don't you recall #11 in the ninja code?

"A Ninja disappointed at Christmas will hunt down Santa Claus and dismember him in front of the elves and reindeer as a lesson to them."

I can't remember if that was Lao Tsu or Nichiren, but the pedagogical imperative is pretty clear, I think.

On a different note, I've been meaning to share this with you, as I know you'll appreciate it:

More on topic - I usually carry,

1. a pen for writing down all the silly stuff that comes to mind
2. some paper to write it on
3. a yoyo ... for the ladiezzzz
4. a lucky tiger tooth - I know it's lucky because I've never been attacked by tigers while carrying it (nor by elephants, for that matter) - no, it isn't for sale
5. some super tensile floss for action hero antics

In my experience, running with the Wu Wei is all fine and good until it isn't.
I'm not sure if I have a philosophy of this I can share yet.
Maybe I need my own Yinzi to explain this to.

* if I was betting on this, I'd say he was trying to say "don't be boring" but either said it badly or
whoever was writing it down put it awkwardly. Still, fits here nicely and I'm leaving it.
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The video. Nice. Much better than what I've been watching lately.
Her outfit reminds me of some of the outfits worn in the old 70's TV series UFO. Like this.
She shows some keytar mastery. Not Kevin Kooyumjian level mastery of course.

It doesn't matter where a ninja wears it. Fanny pack or not, you wont see it.

As for what I carry in my pockets:

Bacon Wallet
Phone- Samsung stratosphere
Yoyo- 2.0
Deck of cards - Bicycle rider back
Pen - w/e is laying around when I get up to go
Sharpie
I pod - classic 128 gigs I think...
and a watch around my left wrist (citizen blue angels)