So after discussing the fake rocks used to help advertise the Church of the Rocky Peak, I noticed a couple of trucks next to me on the freeway, that were from a company specializing in “natural rock fabrication.” Now since “natural” means as it was found, and “fabrication” means something that was made, I immediately saw this as a new oxymoron, a self-contradictory term. So I pointed it out to God.

He gave me one of those looks that you give a slow child to show them you still love them and then explained to me that what the company did was fabricate things using natural stone as the source material.

So not only did I get to feel pretty stupid then, but now I’m feeling kind of stupid for telling you just how stupid I was.