Now, also keep in mind
that the General District Court decides such weighty issues as
traffic tickets, simple assaults and other People's Court-type stuff.
Look, unless your defense to a speeding ticket is that you were late to a
pedicure, the fact that a district court judge is gay isn't never going to make a difference. (That's my attempt at Modern Family-style humor, by the way)

Psst. I think I just saw Marshall and Delgaudio sharing an appletini. Just sayin' . . .