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In this day in age safety is on everyone?s mind. Protecting America?s children seems to be a top priority. Some parents won?t even let their children play in their own front yard after school these days. So the question I have is this; If you are all so overly paranoid about your children, then why advertise where they go to school? Ok, pictures this. I am a pedophile and I am looking for my next victim. Outside the store I see a pretty little 7-year-old, pig tails and all. I follow her and her mom to their car and what do I see? PROUD PARENT OF A DAILEY ELEMNTRY HONOR ROLL STUDANT. Must be my lucky day.Now how about this scenario. You have just cut me off and I am a mad man. I am really pissed off, but I left my gun at home. MY CHILD IS A Columbine HIGH SCHOOL HONOR ROLL STUDANT. Guess you know where I will be taking my guns.The fact is no one is safe. It could always be you who is next to get screwed over in this melting pot of violence and hatred. All I am saying is maybe it?s not such a good idea to brag about your kids. He or she no doubt stole the sticker from someone smart.

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---------------------- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

---------------------- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

It seems I have made contact with one of the tribe. She speaks in a strange language of little happy faced men. I am trying to learn the ways of these people so I can one day join the tribe and live in harmony with all of life?s creatures. Perhaps I should roll on my back and let her sniff me. Then again that sound extremely bi-sexual and she may not be into that kind of thing.

---------------------- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

---------------------- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

---------------------- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.