In can also completely dislocate all my fingers, bend them all the way backwards and rotate my right wrist 360 degrees....it has to do with having hyper-elastic connective tissue.... all my joints are somewhat floaty and loose... but as I get older they are starting to be a lot tighter.... my back still sounds like a machine gun every morning though, and clunking vertebre around is probably not a brilliant idea..... when I was a kid, If I hung from a climbing frame (assuming my arms did not dislocate first) I would get wierd electrical feelings in my lower back as my vertebre dislocated.... probably not good

In can also completely dislocate all my fingers, bend them all the way backwards and rotate my right wrist 360 degrees....it has to do with having hyper-elastic connective tissue.... all my joints are somewhat floaty and loose... but as I get older they are starting to be a lot tighter.... my back still sounds like a machine gun every morning though, and clunking vertebre around is probably not a brilliant idea..... when I was a kid, If I hung from a climbing frame (assuming my arms did not dislocate first) I would get wierd electrical feelings in my lower back as my vertebre dislocated.... probably not good

Yeah that doesn't sound good. Hyper-elastic connective tissue. Reminds me of a superpower for some reason.

only not really that useful! I suppose that if I had bothered with gymnastics at school I could have been a great contortionist/ escape artist/ gymnast..... but I didn't so I am just an odd bendy artist who works in a toy shop and habitually wears 18th century clothes.... and is possibly one of the top Lovecraft experts in the UK

Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.

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There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't fix-but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath

Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.

Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.

Fear my Ovarian Wrath?

Exactly. A most powerful wrath it is.

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There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't fix-but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath