Happy holiday. Sparse posting in effect over the four-day weekend, but that means every thread is effectively an open one (though only items on the Friday night one will count towards the Monday hangover post, because I need to keep my tasks humanly possible).

Up first, an uncharacteristically non heart-attack inducing holiday episode of Epic Meal Time, in case you need some cooking ideas tonight.

Second, the movie we’re all surprised Hollywood didn’t make about the rare confluence of holidays…