Warning: This post contains sexually explicit material. If this topic offends you in any way, please back out now. Thanks!

Now that I’ve gotten the disclaimer out of the way, let’s jump in! If you’ve been on social media in the last few weeks you may have noticed a few challenges (“For the D”, “For the P”, the grey sweatpants matter group on Facebook) popping up on your feed. For those who haven’t been paying attention, the “For the Dick” and “For the Pussy” challenges consist of people rapping over the throwback D4L Scotty beat about what they would or in some cases wouldn’t do for the dick or pussy. Originally, I felt slightly underwhelmed by these challenges as most of them are just a way for people to be thirsty, or encourage male and female thot behavior. But after watching a few I realized that it’s all in good fun. I love my generation and my culture.

In addition to the “For the D/P” challenges, thanks to a few FB friends, I have been introduced to the Grey Sweatpants Matter group on Facebook. It’s pretty much a group for those who appreciate the male form and instead of scrolling through those old unwanted dick pics I’ve received, I now have a place to go when I want to look at a few good dick print pics. Trust me, it is not for the weak! And, you don’t have to feel the shame of going to porn sites lol.

As I become more comfortable with my sexuality, I have no problem saying that I love dicks lol, even in this whole unintentional celibacy thing. I may not be having sex (it’s been 2 years, 9 months, 2 days, and 8 hours to be exact), but it doesn’t stop me from lurking and looking. I’m pretty sure there are FB groups with vaginas plastered everywhere for men and women who like women to see, so why can’t we have one? I’m just saying. Let ya freak flag fly and like some dick print pics.

Maybe these challenges and groups will help people become more open with the topic of sex, which will hopefully lead to more conversations about safe sex. Who knows? Well, to close out this post I’ll tell you three things I know for sure:

1. I will not be doing the “For the D” challenge
2. Grey sweatpants do matter
3. Celibacy is self-torture!

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17 thoughts on “Grey Sweatpants Matter”

This was so funny, loved the post. Thanks for the update as I had not heard of either challenge, you gotta love Regina Hall and Issa Rae (hilarious). I personally can’t look at such pics and trust me I have many, many, many, many okay you get the drift. But it always puts my fantasies in a place that I know reality will not be able to cash the check. So, I just let it go but it gets sooooo hard at times. I do think that looking at such pics are pleasurable and much better “emotionally” than the real thing. Keep doing you girl and so proud of your celibacy, I can relate to that as well. One Day, right?…..(a heavy sigh)…lol.

Lol thank you soooo much!!! ♥ I was nervous about posting this, but your comment made me feel so much better about it. I agree with you 100% on looking being much better emotionally. Sex can be very stressful for me, so if I’m just looking it takes the anxiety out of the situation. The only part that sucks is that you can’t see it in real life lol, but like you said, one day… lol

I love this post…I too was overwhelmed with all the for the D and P videos but it was all out of fun and some were very creative. I have not heard of this Grey Sweatpants group but I plan to take a peek so thanks for sharing that

Great post! I think Millenials are terrific. You guys really don’t have all the hangups of my generation! That dicks rap was hilarious. You go, girls! Personally, dicks in sweatpants aren’t my thing (although I do love a good dick), but I think it’s a good thing to talk and be open and YES! Safe sex is always a good topic of conversation. Unintentional celibacy is THE WORST. So, I hear ya sister! I’m gonna follow you and read your stuff, because I like it!