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You are no longer pregnant. I know sometimes the phantom baby kicks & the desire to eat an entire chocolate Easter bunny may lead you to believe otherwise, but I guarantee you, 1593933% you are no longer pregnant.

So please stop wearing clothes that make it look like you are. In case you don’t believe me I’ve provided proof below…down there…see.

Thank you,

Christen

In a nutshell Momma needs some new clothes yo.

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One Response to “A much needed note to self.”

I know how you feel! Every shirt I have makes me still look like I’m pregnant. There’s also something about this whole mommy thing that makes us stick out our stomachs while holding our child. I catch myself doing it all the time! It’s some cruel joke the universe is playing on us.

Hi, I’m Christen…

I live in the south. I've been married to Dave since October 2006. We have one son, Holden, born 10-27-09. I love hot pink, cupcakes, old movies and margaritas. I hate mushrooms and people who say "hey it's me" when they call you on the phone.