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Yep, it’s the return of this thread, but with an added twist- not a single post beyond this is allowed to break your character whatsoever. Instead of responding to others as yourself like I’ve seen in this type of thing before, do it while still acting like the… eh… noun depicted in that box that follows you wherever you go on the site; be creative. We’ll start in three… two… one…
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…This comic sucks! I can’t believe that after all these years, Rob Liefeld is still allowed to…
Wait a minute, this isn’t a comic! What is this? What are you people? Who am I?

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Actually I think I might have died of natural causes. But I was a lion in Norway in the mid 18th Century, and that’s not natural, so I conclude my death wasn’t natural by extension. It’s all a bit of a pain-in-the-ass blur.

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New research shows that jesus was not a zombie but infact a Lich
jesus was one of us (a true undead)
to deny this is to deny us as equal to the living, it is true we may be dead but we have the right to live aswell.
for a long time have we been feared and enslaved even killed, no slaughted, by the humans just because we are different, but there is hope for with your help, your vote, i will change that or die (again) trying,

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If you would allow me to roboticize you, I could potentially upload your consciousness into a custom-made cyborg body, allowing you to gain the ability to wield your so-called “lightsabers”.

This is only in theory, of course, as the process of uploading the consciousness of a roboticized subject into a separate body (especially one whose brain is composed of flesh, human or otherwise) has yet to be tested.