There are some truly horrible things on the planet: war, famine, criminals, paper cuts, etc. Lester's Fixins has been trying to top all of those things for years now, making the worst sounding sodas of all time!

Well, it looks like they've done it: RANCH DRESSING FLAVORED SODA!

Apparently someone over at Rocket Fizz has a friend with a ranch dressing obsession, and joked that he should be able to have it whenever he wanted it. That joke became this soda, and the nightmares of roughly 100% of the population! LOLz!