There's A Place For Your Support And You're Sitting On It

OK, now we're all going to pack up our RV's and drive through the night to the Sixth Congressional District of Massachusetts so we can vote for this Seth Moulton guy. He's the candidate whose military heroism the Boston Globe had to dig through records to find, because Moulton never brought it up. His Republican opponent is Richard Tisei, and the repressed bigots and closet-cases at the National Organization for Marriage announced that they were supporting Moultonjust because Tisei is openly gay. To which Moulton's campaign responded:

Asked whether Moulton would welcome or reject votes cast in his favor by NOM supporters, a spokesperson for Moulton responded, "Reject." "Seth Moulton fundamentally disagrees with everything NOM stands for and has long said that equality is the civil rights fight of our generation," said Carrie Rankin, Moulton's communications director. "Fighting against groups, like NOM, that deny equality as a basic human right will be a priority of Seth's in Congress." Rankin noted that Moulton has a gay brother and Moulton has said, "It's fundamentally wrong that he and I don't share the same rights just because of who he is."

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I don't have to drive as far as some of you do, so I'll set up the coolers and get the grill going on the beach in Swampscott. Discreet voter fraud in a great cause. C'mon. Who's with me?