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Preamble

IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

Introduction

WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

Manifesto Demands

THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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January 14, 2009

Project Mayhem Task #8: Season Ticket Boycott

Or as I like to call this PM Task: The Inevitable.

For first time readers, Project Mayhem is a series of tasks Bengals fans can perform to revolt against ownership and hopefully force the changes Who Dey Revolution catalogs on this site and that are written in our Manifesto on the left sidebar. Project Mayhem has two stated goals:

This task, boycotting all season ticket purchases (club, regular and suite), represents the most effective and direct method of hurting Mike Brown's revenue. Revenue from ticket sales are shared (not club seats or suites) with the NFL, but empty seats still impact Brown's bottom line as well as ability to secure advertising. Stadium advertising and luxury suite revenue are not shared with the NFL and go right to Brown's pocket.

The previous Project Mayhem Tasks have succeeded in bringing local and
national attention to our cause and disrupting the natural order of
Mike Brown's Bengals. But we understand that only when the revenue
stream for the team and Mike Brown dries up - jeopardizing his families income and his
succession plans - will Mike Brown be convinced to relinquish control
of the team and cease his futile attempt to prove to himself that he
can succeed at the same rate as his father.

This task is the most demanding task we are asking of Bengals fans. We know people enjoy going to sports events for many reasons that don't just include seeing a wining team (tailgaiting, watching the other team, etc.). But at this point, the case for boycotting season ticket purchases of all kinds is beyond clear: over 18 years the Bengals have not matched your commitment as fans with a good faith commitment to win. WDR believes without doubt that continuing to buy season tickets does more harm to the Cincinnati Bengals prospects than it benefits individuals who purchase tickets. We are therefore comfortable asking fans to make this sacrifice.

For PM #8, we ask that all Bengals fans either cancel their current season tickets, do not renew expiring season tickets, or do not purchase new season ticket packages until the Bengals do either of the following:

Hire a GM who has meaningful power

Increase the scouting department to a level competitive with the rest of the NFL

Publicly state that their goal each and every year is to do everything in their power to win a Superbowl

As WDR readers may recall, another honorary WDR member Dustin Dow of the Enquirer ran an article on this very issue in December. In it, Dow describes how Brunsman is trying to work with ownership on a pay-for-performance plan. This would also be acceptable to WDR.

The point is, all Bengals fans are revolting, from corporate suite owners to individual season ticket holders, and it will not take much more to reach a tipping point where the Brown Family must address the problem by making changes.

To increase the effectiveness of the Task, a couple of administrative details need to be addressed. For those who participate, we ask you do the following:

If you are a current season ticket holder, please send the following to whodeyrevolution@gmail.com: your name, the number and location of the tickets you are canceling, and whether you will permit us to publish your information on our site.

If you were considering buying tickets but are no longer going to, please send the following to whodeyrevolution@gmail.com: your name, note that you were a potential buyer, and whether you will permit us to publish your information on our site.

If you received a renewal contract from the Bengals, please hang onto it as we have plans for how to dispose of those contracts in the works.

Send us this information by January 31st as that is the deadline for suite renewals and we want as much cumulative pressure on Mike Brown as possible leading up to that date.

If you would like, compose a letter to the Bengals outlining why you are canceling your season tickets and send it in to whodeyrevolution@gmail.com. The winning writer will receive a free tee shirt and have their letter posted on WDR for people to print and send in to the Bengals.

This will help us catalog the extent of participation and allow us to plan potential events in the near future.

Ticket packages come in all shape and sizes, too, so we will address the consequences of non-renewal for the major different ticket holders out there.

Current regular season ticket holders. Not renewing your season tickets will cause you to forfeit whatever remaining value you have in your COA. We point out that unless you have some incredibly good seats, this value is not much anymore. To realize the value of your COA you will have to transfer it to someone else, which means that person will probably purchase season tickets, which is the opposite of our goal here anyway.

Potential first time season ticket buyers. You have the serious potential to damage our cause. First time buyers must pay the one time expense of purchasing a COA, which range from $300 to $1500. That is a bonus cash flow the Bengals would not otherwise receive from holders who simply renew. So for any prospective first time buyers looking to score tickets on the cheap, resist the temptation at all costs. You will hurt the Bengals far more than you help yourself by making that purchase. Also, don't tempt current ticket holders by offering to buy their COA from them (likewise, current holders don't offer your COA please), this only encourages folks that might otherwise have the Bengals long term interests in mind.

Some might say to you that regular season tickets don't affect Mike as much because the revenue is shared with visiting teams. Well, the split is 60-40 with the visiting team. Thus, Mike loses 60 cents for every dollar you don't spend, which matters. Also, it costs visiting teams money. As much as owners may like an easy win on their schedule, they do not like being welfare providers to the Brown family.

Club Seat Holders. Club seats are a) expensive and b) not part of shared revenue and are therefore crucial to keeping Mike entrenched as dictator. Mass non-renewal by Club seat holders would be catastrophic to Mike Brown which is why it's so important that club holders cancel. Club season ticket holders fall under three sub-categories:

Expiring contract up for renewal - all you lose by not renewing is your COA, which as we noted, is probably not worth much anyway. To buy one form the Bengals fresh at this point is $750 (in a few installments) at this point, which is only a fraction of club seat costs. Just make the sacrifice.

Contract with one or more remaining years - you will lose your COA and you will pay for tickets for the seasons remaining on the contract. You can simply choose not to pay for those remaining seasons, however, as the License Agreement does not explicitly say the Bengals will come after you. WDR encourages all club seat holders to read the Agreement and make their own choice (the more aggressive the better in our opinion).

And, it goes without saying, if you were thinking about becoming a first time club seat holder, please resit the urge. In fact, let's get this out in the open. When it comes to higher end Bengals seating (club seats and suites), WDR Official Policy is: take your business to the UC football team. Brian Kelly and the administration know what it takes to compete for championships and they need support at the high end level to get it done. Give your money to a team that cares about giving their fans a winning product and bringing pride to this city. If you simply must spend money on high end football seats of some sort, choose UC over the Bengals.

However, we realize attending Bengals games may be a tough habit to break. We wrote earlier that it required Bengals fans to sacrifice, but we ask now, how much of a sacrifice is it really? Consider the following questions:

Given the tough economy, is spending thousands of dollars on the Bengals, a team that has treated their fans as chumps for 18 years, a wise allocation of your money?

Does the cost of forgoing one year of Bengals tickets really outweigh the financial savings and the potential to force the team to change the way it does business?

Do you still want to subsidize the Brown family's way of life or feel the Brown family deserves your money after the way they have manged the Bengals and treated you as a fan?

Will your Sundays really be that much worse if you do not go down to a Bengals game 8 (or 10) times for one year?

If you are worried about forfeiting the value of your COA you purchased with your tickets, how much do you really think you could sell it for at this point and is that amount really worth perpetuating Bengals misery?

If you consider yourself a true Bengals fan, and you want to see this team improve, how can you justify purchasing season tickets and thus allow the Brown family to run things as usual?

Bengals fans, do the right thing. Walk away from your desire for season tickets. And, just as important, encourage anyone and everyone you know who loves this team to do the same. After all, the first rule of Project Mayhem is: Tell Everyone About Project Mayhem.

Forgive me Comrades as I have sinned. I recently sold my COA to another fan. I was going to just let it expire but felt it would be a reward to Mikey's imcompetance by having it available for him to resell.
While I agree season ticket sales need to take a huge dive it feels better to have the cash in my bank account and not Mikey's. And next month instead of sending Mikey a big check for tickets I'll be visiting the local Best Buy for a sweet flatscreen to view games. Thanks Mikey from the whole family.

A quick visit to cincinnati.craigslist.org gives an interesting opportunity to spread the word about www.whodeyrevolution.com. Lots of seat licenses for sale there, with e-mail addresses attached! I don't want to harass anyone but...

As I've always been a Bengals fan that didn't reside in Cincinnati (or Ohio or anywhere nearby for that matter), I always sort of felt guilty for not being around just to NOT go to the games. I only went to Paul Brown Stadium in 2005 when it appeared the corner had been turned (for the thrashing of the Vikings). Even though the Bengals won, I regret that I went in many ways.

I should have been smarter than that. I should have seen all the storm clouds on the horizon. The foundation of the organization was still weak and there were many on the MBS board that weren't buying it. Even though I bought the ticket on Ebay, I still feel like in some way, I contributed to the culture of contentment that has kept Mikey going to this point forward.

I hope this attracts publicity and furthermore, I hope that it is clear to the media if they interview you that you are not simply boycotting as a fairweather fan who can't handle the losing years of a franchise. This has nothing to do with being fairweather. There's watching an owner lose games and then there's watching an owner NOT DO ENOUGH TO WIN. We've seen enough.

What is strange about this is that many of you - and by that I mean the readers and writers of this blog - had tickets and went to Bengals games in 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and maybe 2008. And if the Bengals start out even 3-0 this year, even if Mike Brown doesn't change anything, every game will sell out, and you will all be back down there.

So, screw you, I won't be giving up my tickets.

There is another issue. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO DO HERE. You expect me to go watch horrible, awful Big East Football? NFL Football is like the one top notch thing we have in this city, even if it is worst of the best. We also have a good Zoo, and a decent symphony, BUT THOSE THINGS ARE BORING AS HELL. I NEED THE NFL. I CAN'T GIVE IT UP. I am an addict. Sad.

(Also, Comrade Robert, you do realize that if this works, you won't be able to watch 8 games a year. Well, 6, because we know the Browns and Steelers games will sell out.)

Top six - even if i was a season ticket holder (which i was not) those past years it is totally irrelevant to the point of this boycott. In those years, it was understandable that fans actually believed Mike Brown had stepped out of the decision making process and allowed Marvin real control. The decision to bring back Chris Henry shattered any illusions people had about Marvin about that.

If they win their first 3 games next year, I don't care (also see a previous post of ours that shows that there is almost 0 historical precedent for them winning early in the season). I will not be back.

You can still get your football fix. Football is everywhere in this damn country. All we're asking for is one season to see if Mike Brown can change. If nothing happens now, nothing will ever, and you can go back to spending your money on a worthless product in the future. I understand your addiction, just go cold turkey for one year.

The response to top six are right on. Although I would add to it: there's a whole seven months to come before the season. Don't just assume that WDR will be asking you to boycott and leave it at that.

I think something that will probably be discussed here and amongst anyone boycotting is how to create other events that take attention away from the Bengals' circus. If that involves watching football somewhere far away from PBS or right outside PBS or whatever, time will tell. I understand that Cincinnati may very well be a boring city but I come from a pretty small town comparatively (22,000 population) and I learned that when you're dissatisfied with the options presented, you either have to make something to do or look harder.

If spending all that money to watch Mike Brown not try to make his team better is enough to satisfy you...well, that's your right. But if, in the long term, you *really* want to watch a winning team in Cincinnati, you would reconsider. Fighting off boredom today or having a winner tomorrow. If you can't have both, well, that's the choice to make..

Ultimately, MBB could shut the doors of the stadium and not let a soul in there except for the media to cover the games and he still would profit by the revenue sharing by itself. Sure, it wouldn't be as big of a profit but MBB doesn't carry on that way with his business principles. He believes that 1 penny of profit makes a victory and that anything more is just icing on the cake.

And for those that think the other owners would get pissed with MBB "mackin'" on their 'better' efforts, forget that. They WANT to see such a piss-poor team as MBB's. They know (and hope) that they get MBB's team on the upcoming schedule because the likelihood that they will win said game and therefore have a better record which, in turn, brings in better $$$$ than otherwise...

BMN is right. WDR is not just going to call a boycott and leave it at that. We are all season ticket holders. We all have great memories that revolve around being a season ticket holder. Tailgates, NFL excitement, camaraderie, and even a select few great memories from the Bengal's... There WILL be arranged activities for the Revolution to participate in that will involve NFL sundays, good times and cold beer. I, myself, have had a relatively hard time giving up my seat just thinking of all of the "what ifs."

As the overly cliche proverb says" "If you love something, set it free..." As fans, we need to implement a serious boycott and it starts with the season ticket holders. We need to force the change. The excuse of "there is nothing to do in Cincinnati" is no reason to feed that bastard Mike Brown.

WDR needs to select a location for the comrades to meet each week to watch the games, in order to create more incentive not to go to PBS. This can create more attention for the cause as a bar could easily have 100 patrons wearing WDR clothing, and crushing adult beverages.

For next season, WDR should organize massive tailgating parties during the game in lots closest to the stadium. that way those of us stuck with tickers can still enjoy the the best aspect of Bengals games, have cheaper beer, better food, etc. but the seats would be empty inside.

Good visuals, if you could show people partying just outside the gates and refusing to go in PBS while inside the stadium is largely empty.

WDR will be organizing tailgates before the game in lots around the stadium whose proceeds to NOT go to Mike Brown and then will be organizing events at bars around the stadium so fans can still watch the games but not contribute to the Bengals in any way.

Though i am on the wagon for change. Too low of an attendance and no money for brown will allow him to move the team and if cincinnati loses its NFL franchise, we as a city are not a big enough market to get one back.Just something to ponder, but we do need a GM. Hell i'll do it for 100,000 a year and do ten times better than mikey.