It’s officially the silly season. Politicians and everyone normal goes on holiday so the media is stuck for stories. Not this week, though. A column by MEP Janice Atkinson.

Markle, the Woke One

Our very own Woke One, the dodgy Duchess, the one too busy on maternity leave to meet our greatest ally, President Trump, was penning words of wisdom for vacuous Vogue.

She listed her inspirational women. Those that most had never heard of and those that we did know about, we wish we didn’t. From the climate doomsters to hard core socialists, the Woke One penned absolute drivel for the glossy clothes magazine that only people like the Duchess can afford, and is getting slated across the board, particularly her ideological meeting with Queen Obama. Note that our Queen, her mother in law, probably one of the wisest women in the world, didn’t get a mention.

She’s hit the ground running since the wedding. Not content with visiting a mosque that harboured terrorists, handing out bananas with ‘inspiring’ messages to prostitutes, lecturing us on climate change while jetting off to New York for a half a million pound baby shower, converting a home on the Windsor estate at a cool £3m, then hiding her baby away and withholding names of Godparents, all while taking the taxpayers’ pound. It’s all very precious lovey stuff.

Harry then declares they’re only having two children to save the planet.

I know he lost his mother under tragic circumstances whilst she was bedding an Arab. I know the Royals made a terrible error in making him walk behind his mother’s coffin while the world looked on. I know his father wasn’t the best in the world, being introverted, terribly important and lecturing us all on climate change whilst talking to his plants and bedding his long term mistress, so should we excuse young H? Not a bit of it.

This is the same nonsense spouted by the UN, the EU and other unelected supra national bodies to further their globalist agenda to flood our counties with uneducated, unskilled migrants from third world countries because we’re told we need them. Why? Because we’re not having enough Western children to pay taxes, keep the population going and to look after us in old age. Why on earth does he think that applies to him? He comes from one of the richest families in the world. His only drain on resources is the taxpayers’ resources.

If I they don’t like the criticism from the plebs then they should fully embrace the celebrity rich lifestyle that the Woke One craves, get off the public purse and enjoy themselves.

Love island luvvies jet set think they’re the Davos set

Love Island ended this week but immediately relaunched in the guise of Celebrity Woke Island. Staged in Sicily by corporate globalist Google, the celebrities flew in on private jets from around the world to lecture us on ….. climate change. Harry was there too.

Do these people really think that we’re so facile that we buy into this stuff from gilded, pampered celebs? It’s Love island but the wannabe DAVOS crowd. Give me the real thing any day.

Brexit Boris and his ministers mangle their Brexit words. What’s the truth, Boris?

Having also hit the ground running last Thursday, our Boris was cheered from the rafters. He’ll deliver Brexit, he’ll clean up our streets, he’ll make Britain great again, he’s the never ending optimist our country needs. I was one of them.

One week on I question whether he’ll deliver Brexit by 31 October of this year. Why? Because his words and his minister’s mangled mess-up in the media are worrying.

On Wednesday, Boris said that the UK could stay in the Customs Union and Single Market for another two years. Then Rishi Sunak, chief financial secretary to the Treasury, failed to get on message during his media appearances.

On BBC Radio 4 he said: “At some point we will be leaving the EU, hopefully by the end of October is our clear desire”…. which isn’t quite 31 October do or die.

On SKY he tried a different script: What we are very clear about is that we want to leave the EU by 31 October – no ifs, no buts”.

On LBC radio, a tighter script: “The government is crystal clear, we are leaving the EU – no ifs no buts – at the end of October”.

Is it new minister nerves or something more sinister?

We’re watching you, Boris. Your time in Downing Street maybe short.

Migrant poster boy for Swiss integration murders German child

Meanwhile, in Germany, as they grapple with migrant integration problems, a Eritrean refugee pushes a mother and child under a train (the second incidence in a few weeks). The child sadly died. The authorities say he has ‘mental health issues’. When will these failed leaders wake up? It’s the jihadi’s new modus operandi: use shock tactics to kill the infidel, particularly mothers and their children. Of course he has mental health issues, all the jihadis do, they wouldn’t subscribe to a death cult otherwise.