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Hurray a day later and I'm back with Noobscape four less time okaystoryline. This time making fun of Zezima as well as the Runescape Massacre that was the cause of construction. Good Job Jagex looks like construction could rip the armor off ur back. lol enjoy

Rated 5 / 5 stars2006-07-29 22:48:17

Rated 0 / 5 stars2006-07-29 18:16:14

Wow whos zezima

i was on that day and i had full rune yet people walked by me like i was a noob it was funny i went to lumbridge and killed a bunch of people for fun so sad yet so funny i like when noobs ask me to take them places i take them to farthest part of wilde and kill them so every 1 hates me but still its funny how many people i did that to i say about 50-75 o and whos zezima i think he killed me in wilde once and then i killed him cause all my crap was in bank
it was funny i got good stuff now.

Rated 3 / 5 stars2006-07-29 01:39:32

ill tell u what really happened on 666.

since the assholes on runescape dont want you to know, ill say it all.it all started out when there was aparty at this one guy's (not zezima lol) house cuz he got lvl 99 construction and he was first to get it. anyway, tons of people were fighting in his dungeon, when he LOGGED OUT. everyone was forced to leave,but they were still fighting. instead of a sign that says "you can't attack players outside of wildy", they killed eachother.
more and more blood,killing for precious holiday items.(which the assholes at jagex also didnt return)
then, a level 115 came. he had full barrows and a whip.he kept killing people, more, and more, and more.eventually they moved from rimmington to falador, to edgeville, where he pulled out an ancient staff and kept ice- burtsing everyone.eventuallly a jagex moderator started kicking random people off, then as soon as they were out, banned them. thank to that idiot there are about 87523670 more banned, innocent people, and 837510681963687314986 more banned (now rich) people, banned. so much work. and for what? some asshole bans you.

Rated 0 / 5 stars2006-07-23 18:06:12

Alright I'm gonna have to use simple words here cause obviously you cant read the opening title. I fucking know it had nothing to do with Zezima as well it didn't happen in Camelot. It's based on making fun of that with more noob calling which the game is known for. So while ur gonna argue this go fuck urself.