Never mind crime-fighting and detecting the truth behind dastardly crimes; Brazilian cartoonist Eduardo Medeiros has shown us the truth behind Batman in a wonderful five-page silent strip, including how he really feels about the Man of Steel.

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As if the grouchy Batman and swimming-pool-appearing Aquaman aren't enough to make you love Medeiros - creator of the webcomic Sopa de Salsicha ("Sausage Soup," if Google's translatobots are to be believed) - there's also his cute take on Star Wars' second-greatest double act to win you over:

Get this man working on a Star Wars comic immediately! Or a Batman comic! Or anything, really.