It seems like Essex thrives best when its features offer
one-way departures from the land of sense and sanity, to wit:
Barbara The Barbarian, Surf, Sand And
Sex and The Mischief Maker, These sexvids have
that looney Marx Brothers meet The Merry Melodies zing to
them.

In Wild In The Wilderness, Chelsey Mews (Barbara
Dare) and her compatriot Nora Dickledoo (Kathleen Jentry) are
two of the most dubious newshounds ever to stalk a story. The
story being stalked for this front page feature is a costume
shop Sasquatch called Big Putz, and National Expirer (a
tabloid which has more pejoratives than Megan Leigh has
aliases) wants eye-witless accounts. Big Putz: myth or
holdover from the stone age? Dare never really determines as
she's too engrossed taking it up the crackasaurus from boss
Vinnie Cardinale (Robert Bullock) and a survivalist named
Flambo (Peter North) doing Francois Papillon vocal
impressions, while the rest of the cast is off playing
Deliverance with okies Big Mac Hie and his Dogpatch
wife, Beulah (Larry Harwood and Gail Force). "Hey, Mac knows
all the words to 'Old MacDonald'...drop your pants!"

The outdoor settings and crisp colors are a great
deliverance from the cookie cutter vids we've been used to
seeing. The sex (Dare, Jentry and Laurel Canyon are really in
the groove here) is couples-oriented, passionate and Dare's
scenes are real screaming-Mimi matches.

The repartee is nuts, corny, a little predictable, yet works
because in this grand ol' Opry playlet the cast is on a
collective verge of busting a gut, and straight faces are
definitely an effort. A good sense of fun is enough to
recommend Wild In The Wilderness. The wild sex makes
it even that much better, and anyone with a remote eye for
video should spend their viewing time in these here woods.