Clicked on this exclusively because of the title. Pretty funny little proof of concept, though its sort of buggy, had to refresh my browser at one point because of the sheer amount of shit on screen lol. Regardless, fun idea.

Yeah the game gets pretty slow lmao
It runs a lot better when it's not in-browser, and just an exe. It's my first html5-compatible game I've done, so I don't know how to optimize very well. I'm glad you played it though!