Nicest rejections

I just asked a girl if I could teach her how to ski and she said "na I don't want to embarras myself" and then I said shed be fine and she said "na I would be the worst skier in the world" so I just left it at that. I thought that was a pretty good way of saying no.

did you consider telling this female that everyone starts out as a terrible skier and that she would learn... or that is not embarrassing to fall while you're learning because who gives a fuck what anyone thinks?

in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids