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Please Pass The Biscuits Lyrics

Artist: Jimmy Dean
Album: Portrait Of Jimmy Dean

(singers)Just picture a lad, between Mom and DadIts Sunday the tables all setThere's uncles, there's aunts, and cousins galoreThere's plenty of food to be et

The blessing is said, they reach for the breadIt's a feast a king could affordThere's clatter, there's chatter, but something's the matterThere's someone who's being ignored

(spoken)Uh, would you please pass the biscuits?Uh, would you pass the biscuits please?Same thing ever Sunday since I can't remember whenKinfolks all around the table and the biscuits at tuther end

I got a plate of chicken and taters, and a lot of stuff like thatAll, all I need is a biscuit, but I wish you'd look where they're atI guess I could reach across the table,But that's ill-mannered, Mom always saidI wish I had a biscuit, I just can't eat without bread

Uh, would you pass the biscuitsUh, excuse me, would you please pass the biscuitsAll I want is a biscuit, nobody seems to careIf they wouldn't talk so dog-gone loudThey might be able to hear

Hot doggies, they're half-finished eatin' and I ain't even begunI wish you'd look at them biscuits disappear, I'll be luck if I get a oneSame thing ever Sunday, always company to be fedThey're talkin' like they're wound upBoy, I wish I had a piece of bread

HEY!!!! Would, would, would you please pass the biscuitsIt looks like somebody would notice that I ain't started eatin' yetSure be glad when they get their fill, and go into the parlor and setThen, by golly, I won't have to use my mannersI'll just get a biscuit myself

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, there ain't a biscuit leftThe only day of the week we get Sunday-fedAnd they've et up all the biscuitsAnd, uh, I just can't eat without bread

(singers)There's something the matter, no bread on the platterAnd he just can't eat without bread