At 5/1/10 12:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.

I can't imagine their life would be too welcoming though with a name like Gagsy. The old 'chokes on cock' jokes would come out and haunt him/her through their school years so my child becomes bitter and lonely. Then he/she would settle for a minimum wage job where they become even more withdrawn and secluded. He/she would hate me for the name choice and would spend his youth mostly hating me and his adulthood loathing me.

Eventually the lonely sad life would become too much for them and they would be found by me or their father either hanging from their wardrobe or with their wrists split in their tiny little studio flat.

At 5/1/10 12:25 AM, Gagsy wrote:
Well I wouldn't name them Gagsy anyway as it is me and not then.

I can't imagine their life would be too welcoming though with a name like Gagsy. The old 'chokes on cock' jokes would come out and haunt him/her through their school years so my child becomes bitter and lonely. Then he/she would settle for a minimum wage job where they become even more withdrawn and secluded. He/she would hate me for the name choice and would spend his youth mostly hating me and his adulthood loathing me.

Eventually the lonely sad life would become too much for them and they would be found by me or their father either hanging from their wardrobe or with their wrists split in their tiny little studio flat.

Well that certainly was in suspiciously high detail. Anyway, my kid would either be a superhero, at least he'd think he is, or just be the most prettiest kid in town.

At 5/1/10 12:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.

How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?

i think i am going to name my child under my deviantART username colonel bulletbill (cololnelbulletbill)