What are the Perks of Being a Wallflower? An amazing sex drive! Harry Potter fans, grab your “wands” because the unthinkable has happened! An Emma Watson sex tape has hit the Internet!

The sex tape shows the 22 year old starlet bumpin’ uglies with a blurred face man in a hotel in London. Obviously the lucky guy decided to leak the tape and make millions, but in hiding his identity, he forgoes the lifetime supply of high fives that coincide with banging Hermione Granger!

The sought after sex tape is being shopped around the UK, with a few American smut peddlers throwing their offers into the ring. A buyer hasn’t been chosen yet, but one thing’s for sure – this tape will cost an EPIC amount.