Was Jesus Gay?

All evidence points the the fact that Jesus, if he existed just like according to the bible (whether being a god or not) was most likely gay.

And here's why!

Reason #1He had 12 male friends or "disciples" with whom he was very close with, and he often kissed them.

Reason #2He did not marry (according to most versions and writings about him).

Look his wife! Oh wait nvm

Reason #3He had no children (yet again, that we know of).

A picture of Jesus Christs nonexistent children

Reason #4He never really spoke a word against homosexuality (unlike his supposed father)Unless you count this:

Reason #5He had some friends who were girls with whom he never had sex with (supposedly) but with whom he used to talk about their troubles.

Gossip with some great advice!

​Reason #6He had a neatly trimmed beard.​

It's Super Trim!

Reason #7.He often animated his speech with many flamboyant hand gestures, with his hands raised above the height of his nipples.

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;)

​Reason #8He often told his followers (often male) to "eat his flesh" and "drink his 'blood'". Which could be code words for...If i'm not mistaken.... other things ;).

Hint hint

So that's my evidence!And I think the evidence speaks for itself.​Now, for those of you saying "what does it matter if he was gay or not?" Well it doesn't, not entirely anyway, except for those who believe that homosexuality is a sin then it would matter for those idiots. For me, he never existed and is just a work of fiction.

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