Summary

In the Great Empire of Alternia, the twelve noble Houses partake in a deadly dance of intrigue, plotting and assassinations, using technology, magic, and daemonic bargains to get one over on each other. Each of these Houses are caught up in their own troubles and conflicts. And underneath these Houses are the common-folk, who grow tired of their mistreatment. How much more can they take before they snap, and before heroes rise up to free themselves and their brethren?

Summary

Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

Summary

Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.That notion fell flat the first day of class.He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".And things are only going farther downhill.Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

Summary

Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

Summary

But the trolls did not account for failure, did not account for the black-bloods to fight back, and certainly did not account for what followed. Who could have known how much strength was in a black-blood? After all, they had only been around for a few sweeps.It was an absolute slaughter.---Slaves under a typical black-blood master, forced to breed and work the fields, the trolls find new ways of living they never thought possible. Their children, however, have a different plan.

Summary

Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, and they both prefer the same group of people, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

Summary

Prospit and Derse are two warring civilizations of two entirely different races. Our heroes are split evenly between these two races and must learn to bridge their differences to create a new universe, or risk death at the hands of a game they were predestined to play. Will they succeed? Or will they fail like so many other versions of themselves?On top of the game they must play, every person has an opposite version of themself that they must confront and dominate over... Or die.

Summary

On April 13, 2009, The unimaginable came true and the world went into chaos. A mysterious and incredibly deadly disease broke out in Toronto, Canada, when thirty two people were admitted to the hospital for severe abdomen pain and none of them went home. It was quickly learned that the disease was extremely contagious and most patients and doctors near the infected had died. Those with the disease were taken into custody and placed in quarantine, where they were to be studied. A revolution began against the government, who were forcing people out of their homes and into inhumane isolation until the outbreak was contained and under control. Everything would be fine.

Of course, that wasn’t the case and most people with the sickness were executed.

But now, their rotting corpses walk among the living, spreading their disease to the very few survivors.

Summary

there’s a city at the far end of the flat universe (actually, it’s in florida) where boys kiss boys in the deep dreary dark and girls go blind from having staring contests with solar eclipses, a city where girls get married under jade altars covered with roses and boys skin their knees and twist their ankles tumbling ass over teakettle down soft grassy hills, a city where boys play with ouija boards and girls haunt the night woods, where boys skid unsupervised on rickety bicycles through the darkened streets and girls dance the waltz on the decks of sunken ships, where girls float away over the tops of the trees and boys fling themselves into the stars to live among the gods, where boys disappear through liquid silver mirrors and girls drown themselves in crackling fire, a city where girls kill their brothers and boys hide from prowling beasts in damp basements, where boys spill hot coffee over white sheets and girls write their history papers in glitter gel pen, and those who are neither struggle through the holes of a shower drain only to end up in a ballroom, a city where nothing is ever quite as it seems.

Summary

The rebellion against the empire hurdles towards its 25th year, and the Civil War of Skaia its 20th. No matter how many dates and numbers, no matter how many sermons of The Singless and battles led by The Summoner, time is running out. Truly the worlds fate lies in the hands of 19 young adults, as they all face the trials of war, rebellion, violence, and love. Their happily ever after may not be so far from each after all.

Summary

Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?