THE Krystal marquee thinks Alabama A&M week should be safe enough for simple product tie-ins. They’re not asking you to “bring back the Krystal trophy” or anything, Auburn… just to eat the Alabama A&M pups like a red-blooded American eats up a sack of Krystal pups. Is that too much to ask?

No. It’s not. Let’s beat the hell out of Alabama A&M. Those boys are SWACG-less. War Eagle.