There’s no reason for this except that it’s Friday and this makes me laugh every time. I am always saying that Lisa Kudrow is both the finest and most underrated actress of her generation, but no one ever listens to me.
Have a good weekend everyone!

If there’s one thing YouTube has taught us over the last few years, it’s that it doesn’t matter who you are: all you need to be a True Diva is a pink sheet, a bra, and a whole lot of chutzpah!
After the jump, watch the music video that inspired the dance: “Honey Trap” by Taiwanese pop star Jolin Tsai.
[Via New York Mag]

Do you long for your normal lips to look like a giant, glistening swollen anus? I mean, I don’t, but judging by the pictures I see in US Weekly, there seem to be a lot of ladies who do. Lucky for them, there’s this new bicycle-pump type device that will scarily inflate your lips in just two minutes, while your terrified child watches on in horror!
Sometimes I’m really glad not to be a woman. Now where did I put my penis pump?
(Thanks to Chris J. for the tip)