DaCheez wrote:Had a rather unfortunate death in the last game. It took place aboard a space station, and one of the GM controlled units tried to vent the atmosphere out of a room one of my units was in. But he ended up rolling a critical failure, instead decompressing his own room, making him pass out from vacuum exposure. One of the other GM controlled units tried to restore oxygen to that room to save him, but also rolled a critical failure, thereby accidentally filling the vacuum with nerve gas instead of oxygen. Killed the unconscious unit immediately.

We want pics of that battlefield.

Now.

"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, that you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone
My official post number 1000 was "The whole battle?"

Ok, I'll get right on it. It was pretty neat, though it was really just a bunch of baseplates put together (each one with walls, etc. all around to form one complete space station "module"). I'll upload pics shortly. It'll be in a new thread under Reports from the Field.

My most painful death was when a Jackal with a shield and a pistol was trying to kill my last guy who was wounded and firing a Warthog's machine gun, anyway the Jackal is standing in the flames of a Banshee crash and is burned to death while missing the marine in the warthog

Sorry,re-read it.
My freind still has it.
Unfounrtantly,it is somewhere in deep,deep,deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep space(his GIGANTIC basment,seriously you could fit anthor house down there.) lazyness is also a slight factor. We have epicly awsome battles,like his brothere's 500 guys defedning Valdek's dark fortress with our remaing 1000 men crashing in to it... We have had a single campagin going on for 2 whole years now..... Current losess are:
Valdeks's Nod army: Casualtys:4500 Casutlys Inflicted:6500
GDA(Genral Attack Inatave): Casutlys:5000 Causltys Inflicted:2000
501st Cadian: Casutlys:7000 Casutlys Inflicted:2000
Dimmes: Casultys:?Casutlys infliected:500
Also,at the nukes thing: Our games are soo large that we have had Cpatial ship crash and wipe out hundreds and still keep on fighting. I only lost becuase i had about 500 guys left,and the nuek landed right on them. More fails from the cmapiagn:
Melta-Torpedo Bonuincg off NOD base Shields and flying into the GDA's super-heavy tank.
A Nod Soilder droping a grenade into the power grneartor. Damn,that was a big explosion.
A space battle,in which the GDA's Small ion-cannon armed space station shot at the nod starship. It went straght through it alright. And 2of my Cpatials,and six transports.
A Fialed drop pod assault;they bounced of NOD shields and explode when they hit the gorund.
And Fianally,when me Mini-Titan breached the nod base,my freinds brother used 20 Missle-Launcher armed troops to fire at it. Having lost it's void shields in the fihgt getting in,it collapsed. Onto the tower they were standing on like Bonn-o-Tron. The scatter die ruled that it fell sideways and curshed 100 Nod troopers....
My god it has been fun. And still on-going!
*Note-we keep using the guys over and over again,so this is a compiled report. One guy could hvae died a 100 times,we just resurect im.

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Rayhawk wrote:"Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" was a major part of Knights Kingdom development.

one time, my hero (a skeleton king) tried to use a heroic feat on a ticking nuclear bomb and rolled a one. the bomb exploded, along with all remaining troops of mine. the other team had pretty much already lost, but this was a new cornerstone of having a tie misarably

read the signature. the sad thing is that while it was only a 2-story drop, my hero deviated on his way down and fell headfirst onto the halberd of my opponent's demon knight, who promptly fed the hero's carcass to the hellbeast nearby, causing it to belch out fire and incinerate all the hostage civilians, thereby causing me to lose the game

Yesterday an enemy hero threw an entire dishwasher's worth of plates at my hero. His girlfriend Redshirted him out of the way, and was hit by 13 plates causing D6-2 damage each, for a total of 32 damage. It wasn't pretty.

Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.

In a battle I had about 5 days ago, My Space Pirate hero tried to headshot the Undead Knight Necromancer Hero on the other major team, but failed and shot a reflective armor panel on the ship. Then it came back and shot at the barrel of experimental skull control things and the explosives.The result was not pretty.

In that same battle, a Bimmer Troll smashed the rock (which sets off the mines) Rolled a d20, Got A 20, thus setting off all 20 of the mines and 3 of them were by the rock, and also at full strength. They killed the Bimmer Troll.

One time, I was playing Brikwars with my not-so-little brother, and we started the game with three elites and two heroes each. I had just about plastered his heroes all over the field, when my littlest brother, who has a few legos, decides to join in. He decides he has this big bazooka missile that automatically vapes one vehicle from the face of the earth. He chose my really big and ossum Juggernaught. All my guys just got fried, including my remaining elites. Then, I teleported my reserve commandoes in, just to keep from getting totally owned. Among the commandoes was an Elite named Jonny T'under. He went body-shopping among the various dudes lying about, and ended up with a mini-gun, a knight's breastplate, and an astro's helmet. We instantly renamed him Jonny the Elite Supercommando. He then proceeded to fire his minigun at all the un detonated missiles on the battle field, which resulted in many of my bro's vehicles being consumed by fireballs of absolute carnage. Then, my brother concentrates the fire from all his remaining seige weapons, and impales Jonny the Elite Supercommando with a harpoon, then fries him with a blast from his Turbo Tank's main gun, hits him from behind with a heavy plasma bolt, and then blows his head off with a blunderbuss in the hands of his suddenly-resurrected hero. And with that, I lost :(

While it wasn't very painful, my most humorous death occurred during a battle between a group of security drones and a few prisoners. One prisoner grabbed a hot dog from the food court and whacked a drone with it to devastating effect. He latter took down a weakened prison door with the hot dog to save his best friend. Thus, he was dubbed "the Hot Dog guy."

Another funny death was when an astronaut, armed with armor and a heavy weapon, spent three turns getting to the front lines and then was forced to bail all the way back to the base to dodge a mortar blast. Thinking he was safe, he started the long trip back to the front lines and was immediately nailed by sniper fire.

jifel wrote:"Any fool can make something bigger and more dangerous, but it takes an intelligent man to do the opposite."

one of the worst death's i caused was with a giant laser sataleite in space which disintergrated one guy and melted most others in the area becuase the damadge was that massive it could of destroyed the basemats it was that high