So a lizard walks into a bar, climbs on the bar counter and starts telling what can only be described as a series of very lame jokes. The exasperated bar tender rolls his eyes, takes a deep breath and says 'Oh dear, we've got a chameleon.'

Today's pathetic joke: A chameleon's wife was asking the poor creature for a divorce. And the chameleon, with a devastated look on his face said Why? What's wrong? We seemed to be getting on so well. And his wife said You've changed.

Major enhancement implemented. If you own a site and are not satisfied with the default thumbnail for your listing, you can now upload your own replacement - absolutely free. To do so, just login in and go to your site's modification page. Then just below the description field you will see the Screenshot option, where you can upload an image to represent your site in the listings. Finally click save and you're done.