5.22.2014

5.21.2014

This one’s undeveloped. But, what insights would’ve been gained from staying ninety minutes more? And so, here we have reached the place where If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you… becomes Please just strand us on a damned desert island.

5.15.2014

5.14.2014

A fan sent me a copy of a copy of a
copy, taped off TV: it’s Derek McCormack, who is an alcoholic, talking about
tits’ intricacy and the bangs of freight-hopping. “This hat isn’t just for
show,” he insists, “You can’t do beauty to the end of everything, see-- just to
salvage the small errors of this verb’s age. Enjoy.”

5.08.2014

The dangers of a sloppy doctrine turned a "Hard-faring race" into a "Hard-farting race.” To this end, God may have wreaked some retribution, some revenge, some punishment. Or, maybe the whole shebang just defaulted into a dumb counter-hegemonic pissing match.

5.07.2014

5.06.2014

Considering the implementation of a silicone implants or six pack abs only policy—no Bruce Vilanch, no Septimus Smith— I finally admit that we’re getting very late Roman Empire here. The whole place is an AstroTurfed gymnasium; we might as well be building a monument to our own nausea.Then, I recall having long believed that here, in 1979, I was the cause of an actual fight between two boys who both chose me.You fool! That ribbon was minimized eons ago. You can’t access the file—it’s missing.I recall feeling slightly proud but disturbed by that, that though I cannot see that world, or hear it, yet I am of it. I know that looks like a bit of poolside hocus pocus sort of thing, but in truth actually it’s not. But we know it’s not. Because these kinds of sums appear in physics, and in physics, we don’t get Instagram answers. The wherewithall: here, I can imagine it. Helen Hayes, Helen Churchill Candee, Helen Taft, Helvitica, Helen Carter, Helen Suzman, Helen Hunt, Geschichte des Hellenismus, Hellas Montes