The recession has been over for more than a year now, but so many people are out of work that it doesn’t feel like much of a recovery.

He then goes on to think up all of the excuses for why the economy sucks when the experts say it’s over, without blaming the definition of a recession.

Economists define the start of a recession as when the economy is at a high. The recession is over when the economy is at its lowest point. Economists think we’re at the low point now, so they’ve said the recession is over. The definition of a recession doesn’t care what caused it. All it does is look at the graph. It’s the definition: the reason we’re doing so poorly and the reason the recession has been called as over, are the same thing: we’re in really bad shape right now.

If you’re doing well, economists might look back later and say that you’re in a recession. When you’re doing poorly, they might look back later and say that the recession is over. What they don’t do is look back and say, “these actions were when the recession started, and these actions were when the recession ended.”

When your definitions suck, your answers will suck as well. Like Lincoln’s five-legged dog, you can say that we were in a recession when the economy was doing the best it had done in years, and you can say that we were out of the recession when it was at its worst. But saying it doesn’t give people jobs.

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“Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law… To declare that in the administration of the criminal law the end justifies the means—to declare that the government may commit crimes in order to secure the conviction of a lawbreaker—would bring terrible retribution. Against this pernicious doctrine this Court must resolutely set its face.” — Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis (dissenting in Olmstead v. U.S., 1928)