For less than the price of a chisel-tip marker, this premium begging assistant provides the user with sympathetic signage designed to help enable users amass free food, jobs, forgiveness, and more!

Each urgent message mimics the look of a desperate scrawl on actual cardboard!

Vanquish the need to lug around and store multiple begging signs when you take this set to the street. The smaller size encourages more intimate encounters than thought necessary with standard begging signage.