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I'm a perimenopausal mother of two little ones with passion for good times and good food.I came to parenthood a little late in life so find myself exhausted and longing for my slippers most of the time.To this end I am passionate for recipes that are seriously simple but deliver on flavour every time,particularly for those moments when I really cannot be arsed and just want to sit and drink more wine and eat crisps. Read more

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For the love of God I am hardly keeping my Xmas sh.t together. What the figgy pudding is all this madness about? Never before have I had so many fingers in so many mince pies and I have to tell you I’m not coping so well. What with my daughter singing a solo in the…

I am currently shedding skin like a lizard on steroids………the perimenopause seems to be literally sucking me dry. My skin is as tight as my husband. I feel a desperate need to be slicked in vaseline just to cross my legs. The inside fabric of my jeans is constantly dusted in skin and my forearms…

My Taste

I had bought my daughter a new packet of supermarket pants this weekend. Hurriedly grabbed as I passed them with two whinging, fighting devil children on the way to the till after the will to live had been lost in the Home Baking, Bread, Dairy and Frozen Vegetable Aisles. Occasionally I do feel an overwhelming…

Well the saddlebags have lifted a little these past couple of weeks as my intake has become drastically reduced. With only being able to nibble I have had to turn away from most of my comfort foods. A friend who has also had her wisdom teeth removed advised me of this most positive silver lining…

Having my wisdom teeth out proved to be as hard core as child birth. There were no warnings from health care officials, no have you got anyone to look after your whole life for the next few days, no are you aware we are about to carry out serious trauma to your face? Just afterwards…

As I write I am sat in That chair by That hospital bed awaiting the instruction to put on That gown……. I am in to have a three gnashers removed…..and I am bricking it. All I can think of is throbbing, raw empty sockets and cheeks like a woodchuck. I’ve never seen a woodchuck but…