Right. I know you can trademark things, but how do you go about claiming to have invented a new phrase?

I seem to use 'pedioral extraction tool' quite a bit and Googleing for it returns no results.

I dunno if it's Latin, Greek or the bastard offspring of both but as pedi = foot and oral = mouth, it's my name for a device for extracting ones foot from ones mouth after saying something dumb. ( Intentionally or not. )

Given my record in conversations, it's something I could make a lot of use of! :-))