This vast space is unbearably strange. Nonsensical things happen on an everyday basis. Even so, we mustn't be surprised. Let's calm down and talk about it. Hold on. What? What? Something's weird! Hold on. What? What? Something's surely a little weird! If it isn't weird, it won't be fun. If you act like it's no big deal, it'll be too ordinary. Let's put weird and weird together, and make it even weirder! Weird, weird space is super-weird!