It Was a Bad Week for Former TV Stars

Well, “stars.” First there was Eric’s Sister from “That ’70 Show” resembling a bag lady after a rousing game of Crack or Meth. (The answer’s always meth.) And now, Amanda Bynes, former Teen People “25 Hottest Stars Under 25” selectee, has also been arrested. One more and it’s a trend, and the New Yorker can write about it!

Amanda Bynes was arrested early this morning on a misdemeanor DUI charge after getting into a minor fender bender with L.A.’s Finest.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department tells E! News that a black-and-white was preparing to turn right in West Hollywood at approximately 3 a.m. when the 26-year-old thesp, driving a black BMW, allegedly tried to pass and collided with the right rear panel of the cruiser, causing minor paint damage to both vehicles. (Via)

To quote someone in the comments section of that link, “the kartrashians do loves their black menz.” EXACTLY. The perpetually wisdom-teeth-cheeked Bynes, best known for starring on Nickelodeon’s “All That” and “The Amanda Show,” doesn’t have a great mugshot, but her hair’s Easter festive. She’s also got that dead look in her eyes that’s synonymous with former Nick stars. Right, Kenan?