I briefly did some web work some years ago for a callgirl who (I think) was in Playboy's "Women of the Web" issue. I did the work at her home office. "Would you mind ducking behind this screen for a minute while I show this gentleman in?"

I spoke briefly with Shelley Morrison from Will & Grace and took her pic at a "peace" protest. At the time, I had no idea who she was; lots of people say they're on TV, but I guess she was telling the truth. That page also includes a pic of a KNBC reporter.

I spoke briefly with Christina Gonzalez at another "peace" protest. On TV she looks OK, but in person she's, as the kids say, PHAT.

I saw Louie Anderson at the 7-11 on 3rd and Hauser some years ago; he was cordial.

On the other hand, at the 7-11 on Vine and Beverly, Larry McCormick grunted or something when I said hi to him. Asshole.

I've met Melrose Larry Green a few times; do that count?

I ran into John "Butt Man" Stagliano at an undisclosed location some years ago.

I met Wolf Savage while he was waiting for a bus in Culver City. He's funny.

I met Luke Ford at the bloggers' AFI party a while back. Somehow, I don't think he's going to be the conduit I need to meet Gina Ryder.

A friend's girlfriend was the daughter of the guy who was the truck driver in T2 (or maybe it was just T). I met him. The friend went on to play some action figure at amusement parks and pitch a movie about paintball.

I briefly spoke with KTLA's Walter Richards at the El Pollo Loco on Figueroa near USC a few days ago.

I met the Reverend Ike's "business manager." Together with her limo driver and her dog.

I saw but didn't speak with Lily Tomlin.

I saw (deep inside) Annie Sprinkle and then briefly spoke with her afterwards.

I spoke with Phranc a few times; she's nice.

Some years ago, Sinbad and I went to the same private gym. We worked out alongside each other once, but, out of respect for his great talent, I didn't try to speak with him.

And, last but by no means least, at the cleanup after the L.A. "insurrection/uprising," I was waiting at the shopping center at Washington and Central (?) for them to assemble a crew who were going to sit in the back of my truck to go do the work that others should have done...