LONG BLOG

We hate because we care. We are the Asian parents who hold you guys to high standards. If we don't hate you, who will? We refuse to let anyone love you. At all. Like orphans. You guys are orphans. People don't love orphans. So start writing like a bunch of orphans or get better like non-orphan people. Also Glowbear is on this episode and is decidedly not an orphan. CBLOGS.

Glowbear guest stars on this episode as we acknowledge the Recappers' tendency to hate stuff. We like plenty of stuff, like Wrench's swag box or Orwell's tribute to fap but mostly we hate stuff. Also, today's segments are brought to you by GTAV's character intro movies!