Wading Through Glue

The Son of Jesse and His Marketing AgentWhen David was preparing to meet the Philistine giant Goliath, we are fortunate that he did
not have this marketing agent with him.

And David said, "Who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?"

And his agent said, "David, I really do not think that this language is suitable for an already polarized situation. Being uncircumcisedthat is
merely their custom. And although his language is perhaps provocative, it becomes us as Christians to rise above this. We need to be building bridges, not walls."

But David ignored his marketing agent, just as he had ignored his brothers, and went and selected five, smooth stones from the brook. Goliath
advanced out into the place between the two armies, his armor bearer with him. David walked out toward him, his agent tagging along behind, plucking
worriedly at his sleeve.

"David, remember your musical and literary gifts. How can you expect to finish all the psalms that God has given you if you put it all at risk in
this way? I am concerned not only that you may

And then Goliath taunted David once more, saying that he would feed him to the birds. "Now, David," said the agent hurriedly, "remember to
let your speech be gracious, seasoned with salt."

But David said that he had come in the name of the Lord of armies. "This day will the Lord deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee,
and take thine head from thee; and I will use your carcass to feed the birds and all wild beasts."

"O dear," said the agent, "that is essentially the same thing that Goliath said. You are returning evil for evil. We are called to be
peacemakers, David. Remember the oil in Aaron's beard. Think of what you are throwing away!"

"A stone," David said. "Watch
this."

A Prayer for the TimesGreat God of heaven, You lift up kings and throw them down. At Your Word, congresses
and parliaments are tumbled into confusion and the babble of tongues, pundits, and 24-hour
news coverage. You throw the ocean against the shore, and sometimes that shore is
inhabited. Mothers cry and children are lost. Their surviving men curse the God in whom they will
not believe. Your hand touches the tops of mountains and deep within the earth, rocks melt and
vault toward the sky.

The planets circle, and their harmonic anthems fill the desolate places. In a gift not anticipated, You give pets to childrenin this case, a large,
soft, floppy-eared rabbit, a rabbit with deep, brown, emotional eyes. And your prophets have promised that one day the children will play with the cobras.

The Parable of Forensic Electrical TheoryOnce there was a little toddler who had just learned to turn on the lights. He was very pleased whenever he had an opportunity to do so, and so
his parents took to asking him to perform this valuable service whenever possible. One evening, this family had a bachelor over to dinner, and as it turns
out, this man was a licensed electrician. After dinner, as they were all making their way into the living room, the father asked his son to turn on the
lights. Delighted, the son pushed a stool over toward the switch, stood on it, and straining upward, pushed the switch and the lights came on.

The visiting electrician simply stood and stared, profoundly appalled. He turned and looked at the father. "He can't know anything about
electricity!" The father beamed. "Not very much, certainly. But he knows
that."

"Does he know the difference between alternating and direct current?"

"No."

"Does he know where the panel is?"

"No."

"Does he know what the breakers are
for?"

"I am quite sure he does not."

"Does he know that electricity is a forensic declaration of righteousness, based on a prior imputation of righteousness?"

The father looked puzzled. "I didn't know that."

The electrician left shortly afterwards, perhaps a little sooner than he had intended, and this was because he was still puzzled and astonished.
There were many things to think about here, and he spent the rest of the evening sitting in the dark of
his living room, just pondering.