Author has written 3 stories for Teen Titans, H.I.V.E., Reaper, and Deadpool.

A Little About Me:

Hey everyone! I'm the illustrious Divine Red Fire and this is my profile. I don't have much but have fun anyway.

Real Name: ...uh, let's say...Rose

Age: Let's leave it at this; I'm legal in over forty countries.

None of them are very developed...

Gender: Female

Race: I'm a writer, not a runner

Favorite Color: Red

Favorite Animal: Fox

Favorite TV Shows: God, so many to choose...um, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, simply which ones I can think of off the top of my head...Robot Chicken, Titan Maximum, Naruto, Futurama, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Phineas and Ferb, Reaper, Freaks and Geeks, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood, Marvel cartoons of the 90s, DC cartoons of the 90s, Young Justice, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Teen Titans, Bones, 30 Rock, uh...there are others, but I don't exactly have time to write them all.

Favorite Movies: Again, off the top of my head and in no particular order...The Dark Knight, Spider-Man 2, Saving Private Ryan, Serenity, most of Judd Apatow's movies (if not all), most Pixar movies (save for Cars), STAR WARS (THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY!!!!!), Harry Potter and the Incredibly Long Series of Movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's the Life of Brian...uh...Kung-Fu Panda was good...still have yet to see Inception...

Favorite Band/Singer: NPO! Arcade Fire, the Beatles, Nirvana, Green Day, Florence + the Machine, Muse, She & Him, Metric, the White Stripes, April March, 311, Weird Al Yankovic, Blondie, Coldplay, La Oreja de Van Gogh, Dressy Bessy, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Incubus, the Killers, My Chemical Romance, No Doubt, the Offspring, Phoenix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Shakira, Silversun Pickups, Weezer...there are many many others, but these are the ones I listen to most frequently and tend to be on most of my playlists...Despite not being musically gifted, I love music with a passion.

Favorite Food (I'm running out of things here): Tamales.

Favorite Video Game: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II, all of the Sims games, Star Wars: Battlefront, mostly Life Simulation games and RPGs.

Rated:T for Mild Language Throughout (and some bombshells when the characters are under pressure), Violence, Pop Culture related idiocy that no one should read, and incidents of Deadpool's humour. Or, more accurately, the entire story is Deadpool's humour. NO LEMONS OF ANY KIND, THANK GOD!! Just many many scenes full of blood, lots and lots of blood. If you are a vampire which I doubt highly, (yes even you Lestat- oh no! Copyright infringement!! -gets taken away- AAAH!) I advise you to bring a snack while reading in case you get hungry. Those who aren't vampires, I advise you to bring a defibrillator for when your heart stops beating due to too much laughter...with blood...

Genre: Humour/Action

Why: Because I said so.

Time Frame: Whenever the hell I feel like it!!

Summary: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mou- Why yes, yes, this is the full summary that I wanted but FF gave me limited space so all I got was that crap that's somehow attracted people.

Okay, back with the summary.

Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth. One of the world's top assassins, most avid Bea Arthur fan and fan club dictator/president/treasurer (he's currently up for re-election as treasurer! Show your support and vote for Wade in the already fixed election!), world famous eater of chimichangas, constant pain in the ass for any reality, and raper-er, breaker of the fourth wall, has been contracted by a mysterious...contracter. (Gee, wondering where the originality is? It's a fanfic dummy! Originality was thrown out the window the moment I wrote the title!) He has five targets, the five members of the Teen Titans, a teenage super hero group located in Jump City, which inexplicably, is not labeled on his car's road map. Four he kills, one he takes back to his contractor. No questions asked.

Easy work, right?

Right?

RIGHT!?

I think you can answer this question on your own.

And let the fun begin... -laughs evilly-

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(3/27/11)

Yes, dammit, yes, I realize that I haven't updated in...well, in almost two years now. I know. I'm sorry. That one's on me.

BUT, you should all be happy to know that I...am officially putting it on...

-fanfare-

...RECONSTRUCTION!!!

-fanfare stop in anger-

I myself didn't think it was that good...that, AND I forgot my trail of thought or plot when I was writing it...and given that I am all-around unpleased with how it was going in the first place (thanks a lot, amateur-ity!! You made me SUCK! CONGRATS, A-HOLE!!), I shall commence taking it down completely and begin re-writing from the bottom up.

And THIS time, instead of me bullshitting my way into a hole full of shit like last time...it'll have a FUCKING PLOT!

-EPIC FUCKING FANFARE!!!-

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H.I.V.E. Conversations:

Type: Normal or Whatever

Title: I am capable of so much hate for this question... -_-

Rated:T For Language every once in a while, bouts of Violence, soulless promotion of ice-cream and chatroom speak, and the abuse of the motif/cliche in which the main character always gets screwed over by the forces of the universe, i.e. moi!

Genre: Humour/General

Why: Because Romance would've been an awful, awful choice.

Time Frame: Whenever, basically its according to whether or not I've read the latest installment yet

Summary: Has anyone here ever read the book H.I.V.E.? The Higher Institute for Villainous Education? And no, this is not the Teen Titans HIVE I'm talking about. (Though I did think that when I first read it so I won't judge you...much)

Some of you have? Well golly gee! That's swell! Now you can go ahead and read these conversations I made between the characters from HIVE that have long since used the term conversation rather loosely as they've now turned into full-fledged adventures.

These convos have Mark Walden's (the book's author) Seal of Hilarity! (Seal of Approval pending) Even he thinks these are entertaining, as does everyone else on the fanboards.

So, to recap. If you like H.I.V.E. (not the Teen Titans HIVE), then these conversations are for you!!

...to read...and review...

Just read it and review already, will ya!?

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(3/26/11)

I BARELY, BARELY, BARELY got Dreadnought, Rogue, and Zero Hour in the mail LAST WEEK. I haven't yet started them because I'm currently swamped with Spring Break homework. Rest assured, I will make sure that I read these before summer vacation so that...perhaps...I can start updating this once again.

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Reaper: Season 3:

Type: Normal, you know, just a bunch of words garbled together into a cohesive plot...hopefully

Title: Gumdrop's Island Of Sparkly Ninja Pirates From The Eighth World, Series 19

Rated:T Because this isn't network TV and I'll be able to use swears...and I intend to use swears. DAMN HELL CRAP!! Muahahahaha!

Genre: General/Humour

Why: Cuz I'm Funny (apparently) And a Good Authoresspersonthingy (supposedly)

Time Frame: After Its...Its... -snivel- CANCELLATION!!

Summary: It's a continuation of Reaper, what more of a summary do you need? (Seriously, that's the summary)

Apology: I haven't finished Episode 1 yet. Sorry!! But I had a deadline, I was trying to get it entered before midnight on Halloween so I had to put in a filler so I could technically have to story in but I haven't finished episode 1 yet!! Arrgh! I'm working hard, don't worry, I'll be done soon with episode 1! Sorry... 8( You're all gonna kill me, aren't you?

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(3/26/11)

Like that apology up there...I haven't yet...well, done anything really. For some reason, this story never really took off in my mind. BUT, like I always, I shall make a promise I will likely not keep!

I will attempt to write a first episode for this story!

And just in case you're wondering...I may or may not write this in script form. Probably not because...well, because I'm not that good at script form...but if I fell like challenging myself, then I shall alert you all right here.

So, just make sure to keep bugging me about this!

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Future Projects

Uhhhhh...I think I'll try and focus on the ones I haven't yet done anything with in the first place before I start raising anyone's hopes. XD

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

When Pitch Black reunites with the estranged and imprisoned Guardian of Time to locate the infamous Snow Queen for personal gain, the guardians find themselves stretched through time and space to try and stop his malignant plans. Meanwhile, Jack learns that the queen herself holds several keys to his past that were lost when he became a guardian. Jelsa. Jack/Elsa. (sequel)

When the Lord of Winterfell dies childless, Rhaegar Targaryen decides to let the last surviving Starks return to Westeros, after thirteen years spent in exile following a failed rebellion. To Eddard Stark and his wife, it's a decade-long dream come true. To their children, born and raised in the Free Cities, it's a brave new world. Sequel now up!

Gaara rules Suna, Naruto rules Konoha. When Konoha needs help, will Gaara lend aid? And what price will he ask for his help? Will Naruto pay it even though it means trading the freedom of someone he cares about? Rewriting.

It all started with a request Hatake Sakumo asked of his son, just before he woke up from his premature death. If there were two things Kakashi was known for, it was the lengths he would go for in order to enrich Konohagakure, and honor his father's name.

Robin's made plenty of bad choices, and Red X is perhaps the worst of all. But what if his first encounter with Slade had ended differently? What if Robin continued playing the part of Red X…even if it was against his will?

Through a turn of awkward events Sakura starts to see a new side of the teacher she never really paid much attention to before, and that teacher suffers similarly. A story about a forbidden relationship and the many obstacles in their way. First Story!

Shepard would give life, merge life, if it meant they could all live. If he could live, and not stare out at her with dead, unloving eyes. That was selfish, she understood that. "Take care of yourself, Kaidan. I hope you don't try to follow me." Shenko.

One day, the Reapers will be gone. One day, Shepard and Kaidan will have to face the challenges of an ordinary life. And on that day...they'd rather fight Reapers. A multi-chaptered epilogue for Shenko.

What if Commander Shepard had a twin? What if the twin was also a commander? One male, one female. One a beloved hero, one feared. A Mass Effect playthrough with twins! Includes some shenko-rific romance! ME1 & ME2 spoilers galore!

In the aftermath of Horizon, Shepard is stressed out and sad. Normandy's crew is trying to take care of her, in quite a roundabout way. Yet another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!

Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.

Life as Slade's apprentice is hard for Robin, but even harder for those trying to save him. Murders, schemes and hatred flourishes as the Titans, Batman, and the JLA struggle to help him. Meanwhile, Slade has a nefarious plan in mind for the Batman...

Heartbroken for the last time, Sakura swears off all relationships. But even as she makes this vow her team-mates take notice of her exceptional skill and beauty. It's not long before there's a fierce competition for her heart. Team 7, KakaSaku.

Loopholes, deception, disappearances. Puzzle pieces that need to be put together. A villain watches from the corner of his only eye the Boy Wonder. But Robin has another problem, too. It's an evergrowing fight with the Dark Knight. A father son story.

He watched her with eyes that had long watched and waited upon the world. He did not know how it happened. Couldn't fathom how he of all people could have been so thoroughly entrapped. Gaasaku. Oneshot

Life as a Teen Titan and a high school student is never easy—even more so when a little bundle of joy, a paternally inept partner, a jealous boyfriend, and an evil super-villain are thrown in the picture ... (Loosely based off a Batman Beyond episode)

He couldn't promise he wouldn't hurt her. He couldn't promise he wouldn't kill her. But he could at least assure her that harming her, at this moment, was not his intention. Gaasaku, written as a Christmas gift for Anko! Lemon, PWP.

Robin is presumed dead in a warehouse collapse, and as the Titans start to move on with their lives Slade works on turning an amnesiac Robin into his apprentice. The JLA eventually get involved, and the old Titans band with the new crowd to help them save

Robin glanced at Slade’s mask and remembered many things. Once, a long time ago on a day when he was all alone, he’d tried on that mask. It had fit perfectly. Robin was not ashamed of this. --Oneshot. Please review.--

Because dreams don't always come true, fairytales were never real, hope had no right to exist, and just because you wanted something, didn't necessarily mean it was yours to keep. [Kakasaku] Changed the title.

One Shot: Takes place between Titan Rising and Betrayal, Terra's been a member of the team for a while now and they've all adjusted. But will she listen to the only real warning about Slade from his former apprentice?

Set before Terra betrays the Titans to Slade, before his robots over run the Tower, before Beast Boy’s heart is broken, and before Terra takes each and every Titan out:This is a story that no one would dare to tell. Robin and Terra once did become close..

The Teen Titans have their hands full with the baddies of Jump, especially the nefarious Slade. And him being the mastermind he is, has hired the Merc with the Mouth for a little business endeavor, but this is DEADPOOL we're talking about here. Ch. 20 up

This is just a bunch of conversations with characters from HIVE that I've been writing for fun at the official website where it has positive reviews and gained popularity. I hope its the same here. Updates will be once a week. I hope you all enjoy!