I think sometimes you need to be told you are not special or pretty or important. Sure, everyone loves a pity party, but you can”t always warn the cold cruel world with false statements and wishful thinking. Take that boot to the face, it might make you stronger if nothing else, it won”t make you uglier.

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We are bombarded by ads be it on the radio, television and especially the internet. Some of the ads of clever some are stupid as hell and some are funny enough to remember even if you never buy whatever it is they are selling. Here are a few advertisements, some a bit modified, others exactly the way they are. Can you tell which is which?