1)Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2)Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3)Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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SiNTAX

1) Fine = She damn well knows she’s bloody wrong but rather than say sorry, it’s “fine” with the kind of tone you expect from a five year old!

csmats

What kind of “cavemen” are you? Cavemen don’t analyze the nonsense women utter that deeply, let alone fear it. Only wimps do. All those nine words and more enter my ears in one way — “blah blah blah” — to which I respond “okay” and then continue watching the game. Nine “deadly” words? WTF???

jacob

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Squatch

Any man who’s cowed by these little attempts at control deserves the ongoing manipulation that will follow.

Jane

Most of these ‘deadly’ words are only applicable to women who are passive aggressive and have control issues.

#1. Saying ‘fine’ to end an argument sounds like the person has passively resigned, not that they’ve given up because they know they are right.

#2. A lot of women do take longer than they say they will to get ready. Number 2 is valid.

#3. Passive Aggressive; certainly not someone you want to date.

#4. Again, passive aggressiveness. If your partner can’t talk to you about boundaries (that are reasonable) than she either has issues that need to be addressed or she’s with the wrong guy.

#5. If a loud sigh (like a huff) is directed at you, the woman has problems communicating – not your fault. Though you could ask her if there is something she would like to say. If she gives you a response that sounds like she wants to play games, she’s not girlfriend material and will make your life miserable.

#6. I have no real response to this one because to me, “it’s okay” means, it really is okay.

#7. That’s ridiculous. If there are women in the world that don’t say thank you to their men or people in general, than I haven’t met them; I say thank you and express gratitude all the time.

#8. Whatever (when used in a derogatory way) is just plain rude. Any woman that gives you an attitude should not be someone you have a relationship with.

#9. Sometimes “I got it” means just that. Women are not evil (not all of them anyway). If she means “I got it” then don’t worry about it. If she says “I got it” and then complains later that you didn’t do something, it’s time to evaluate your relationship because your woman has issues with communicating her wants and needs. This is not your fault, but if you love her, you could always tell her that you’re listening if she needs to talk.

Risto Jankowski

If you have a passive- aggressive bitch like this, you better run from her. She doesn’t deserve you and she doesn’t respect your time and intelligence. You don’t need immature person around. You want a grown up woman, not a manipulative child. Is that clear guys?