‘Jenny’ = Gillian Anderson Dr. Nora (Radio Counselor) = Christine Baranski George = Producer of the radio show (sits in radio booth next to the one that Christine Baranski is in & tells the Radio Counselor about the callers.)

TRANSCRIPT:

Dr. Nora: All right, let’s get right to our first caller. Whom do we have? (she’s asking George that question)

George: We have Jenny from Tacoma on Line 1.

Dr. Nora: Hello Jenny. I’m Doctor Nora and I’m here to help.

Jenny: (Gillian with a REALLY Southern accent) Hi, Doctor Nora. My boyfriend and I have been living together for about 2 years…

Dr. Nora: (Dr. Nora interrupts) Are you having sex?

Jenny: Our sex life’s not the problem Miss, it’s great, but, but whenever I mention marriage, he changes the subject. Do you think that he’s afraid of commitment?

Dr. Nora: Uh, no that’s not it. Let me help you see this from a different perspective. You’re a whore Jenny!

Jenny: Wha…Huh.

Dr. Nora: You’re sleeping with a man you’re not married to. In my book, that’s a whore.

Jenny: Well, I’m not a whore. I’m a, I’m a flight attendant.

Dr. Nora: Oh, you think there’s no overlap. WAKE UP JENNY, you’ve blown it!! Dump this creep. Find a new guy and, until you’re Mrs. new guy, you keep those knees together. OK. STAPLE ‘EM. I don’t care if you have to hop to the alter. (Dr. Nora laughs after that last comment.) God bless you honey! Who’s next?