I dated a girl who's parents were holy rollers. She wasn't even allowed to watch TV. They of course didn't know about me. One day I went to her house when the parents were at work and we had our hands down eachother's pants and her father walked in the door unexpectedly. I had sweat pants on and ran all the way home with a huge boner.

I dated a girl who's parents were holy rollers. She wasn't even allowed to watch TV. They of course didn't know about me. One day I went to her house when the parents were at work and we had our hands down eachother's pants and her father walked in the door unexpectedly. I had sweat pants on and ran all the way home with a huge boner.

I wuz banging this crazy German guy's daughter one night at her dad's house...It was like 3AM and he came downstairs calling her name, walking around with his shotgun...holy fuck, we hid under the dining room table till he went back upstairs...He def woulda shot me fucking angry alcoholic

The first set of tittays I ever felt were on a girl whose house we were at for a gathering of minsters' families. She asked me to give her a massage and a few minutes in she unhooked her bra because it was "uncomfortable". Her nips felt like pencil erasers. I was only 13 or 14. I pulled her pants down and looked at her bush, but I was too naÃ¯ve to fuck her. Her 8yo sister was in the room sitting in front of us. The fingerbangee had a note in her purse from another girl at her church. In the note the girl said, "I put a hotdog in myself and it felt good." Her dad was the pastor of the church my uncle is now the pastor of, although the church's name has changed. He cheated on his wife with the choir director several times. At one point his wife got a baseball bat and put the chick in the hospital.

The first set of tittays I ever felt were on a girl whose house we were at for a gathering of minsters' families. She asked me to give her a massage and a few minutes in she unhooked her bra because it was "uncomfortable". Her nips felt like pencil erasers. I was only 13 or 14. I pulled her pants down and looked at her bush, but I was too naÃ¯ve to fuck her. Her 8yo sister was in the room sitting in front of us. The fingerbangee had a note in her purse from another girl at her church. In the note the girl said, "I put a hotdog in myself and it felt good." Her dad was the pastor of the church my uncle is now the pastor of, although the church's name has changed. He cheated on his wife with the choir director several times. At one point his wife got a baseball bat and put the chick in the hospital.