Nothing ruins a nice morning of binge drinking quite like the threat of being cornholed by stone giants.

My Opinion: 39 pages, $2.99, Not available on Kindle Unlimited

Dave, Cooper, and Tim are tricked through a magical portal and kidnapped by a giant who wants them to help his sons become men. Hilarious misunderstandings, innuendo, and bathroom humor follow.

Overall, a funny new short story in the Caverns and Creatures collection. However, for the page count, it’s just not worth the price of almost $3. I’d recommend waiting until the author includes the story in his next Caverns and Creatures short story collection.