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Friday, December 23, 2016

President P. Pilate Pussypants closes out his abominable reign by firing one last salvo at Israel

I have a quart of "apple pie" - whiskey from the hills of North Carolina, sealed in a Mason jar from which the tax stamps seem to have mysteriously disappeared, seasoned with cinnamon sticks (and which, based on past experience, does indeed possess an aftertaste reminiscent of apple pie) - that I plan on decanting on Obama's last day as president, and I intend to toast the departure of this petulant, ignorant, over-hyped faculty-lounge lizard from the national scene to the extent of as many shot glasses-full as I can put away without falling over.

And thank you, Donald Trump, for sparing us from the horrible fate of having to live under the tyranny of this execrable stick-figure's intended replacement.

Update: Roger Simon condemns the predictable, but nonetheless absurd, attempts by the Left to project their own anti-Semitism on to Trump and his advisers.

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Meanwhile, Israeli PM Netanyahu sends a Christmas message that extends a true hand of friendship to all Christians.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWSIDYSLKAwMaybe I'm wrong, but I think this guy would make a pretty good Pope.

Paco, the falling over point may come sooner since the queue is forming. Please add my name. At this rate, you'll have to really pace yourself. Cheers! Or whatever the phrase is in North Carolina.

Unfortunately, we haven't seen the last of Obama. He has already announced plans to start something or other. There should be no expectation of disappearing quietly. He is no dobt booked on every late night and daytime show. Universities are clamoring to have him speak. (Chi ching) Obama showed his nature on that first night eight years ago when he appeared among the Greek columns and bright lights. The question now is, how will he have time for golf? By-the-way, will his presidential library be designed like his favorite club house? Wouldn't a miniature golf course be a nice touch.

I'm too late for Merry Christmas, so Happy New Year! I, too, have a quart of 'apple pie', also mysteriously missing the tax stamp - an oversight, I am sure - waiting for the New Year and the new president.