What Else?

A porn star went into the bathroom with a flight attendant is actually the plot of this actual porn only it’s now become a workplace ethics scandal which is a total boner killer. Michael K, however, has now turned it into a comedy. By the time I got to the part about “keep climbing”, I was actually crying. If you’ve had a bullsh-t couple of days like I’ve had, I promise you, this is a perfect temporary distraction. (Dlisted)

Last week Kathleen posted about Cardi B’s style. How her style game got so great so f-cking fast it’s crazy. Everything Cardi wears now is deluxe – and it LOOKS deluxe. This is not easy. And it’s not on schedule either. Here’s a good example: Katy Perry. Katy Perry has been here for a while. And still, everything Katy wears, even if it’s a luxury label, looks so budget. (Cele|bitchy)

The Hate U Give opens wide tomorrow and, as promised a couple of weeks ago, I’m on your ass now about seeing it. See it for Amandla Stenberg in the best performance of her career. Also please enjoy her ongoing run of great outfits including this pair of sequined wide-legged pants. (Go Fug Yourself)

Where have I been? I had no idea that tissues came in “mansize”. Seriously, I’ve never seen this before, EVER. Is it a US-only thing? Do they sell this in Canada? If they do sell in Canada I’ve never noticed. Probably because I buy my tissue boxes in bulk six-packs. Still. Apparently these mansize tissue boxes are for men when they’re jerking off. WHAT?!? I’ve been married too long. Is this what you find on a man’s nightstand these days? (Pajiba)

Aaron Rodgers is publicly declaring his love and “attraction” for Danica Patrick. Fortunately for Danica, no one is declaring that she’s the reason for the estrangement between him and his family. Aaron, by the way, is still estranged from his family, which people were quick to blame on Olivia Munn when they were together. They haven’t been together in two years. Which means probably, since women are blamed for everything, they’re going to start sh-tting on Danica for not encouraging Aaron to reconcile with the Rodgers. (TMZ)

Me again. Reminding you that The Hate U Give opens wide tomorrow. And Forbes is now saying that the movie “deserves to be an Oscar frontrunner”. So put off seeing A Star is Born for the third time and go see Amandla Stenberg as Starr Carter instead and bring the whole family. (Forbes)