Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I Haz A New Banner, Part Thr-- Ah Screw It

Quick post to say that I updated the banner again, with my Facebook page (GO LIKE IT PLEASE, I LIKE YOU LONG TIME) and my Twitter page, as well as my new slogan! That's right, my blog now has a slogan. Why? Because these days all the kids want short simple crap that's easy to read and is preferably not longer than 140 characters and has lots of pictures. I blame Justin Bieber. Yes, I know you saw that coming.

How do you think I survived med school without revising?

I've finally replied the truly inspiring comments on my Question Everyone Should Ask Themselves post, which I will soon feature in an upcoming post. But there was also a troll in the comments. I get one of these jokers on every other post, it seems. And because I don't want to detract from all the awesomeness in the upcoming post, I'm going to post my reply here instead.

This is what the troll said:

Anonymous
said...

@A Doc 2 Be''I turned my company in for fraudulent financial
reporting' and 'after I settled my lawsuit against them.I was destroyed
financially by the company '' - that would be a doing of an idiot. No
wonder you have no regrets, coz still nobody caught you reg. your
alleged fraudulent activity.

@The Mildly Irritated Medic'I
can still make myself believe that I can make this work, yet I know that
I need to find out quickly if that faith is misplaced.' HA HA HA,
gotcha.

'And what would you say to a medic who has lost his way, but not his hope?' I'd say, HA HA HA, gotcha.

Anonymous Keyboard Warrior: WOOP WOOP! DOUCHEBAG ALERT! Who
invited the Anonymous Arsehole Squad? I bet you're their famous leader,
Captain A.N. Al Penetration! Known for fearlessly leading the digital
charge (into rectums. Digital Rectal Exam. AHAHA SEEWHATIDIDTHAR?)
from safely behind his computer screen whilst chugging his Big Macs
with one hand and washing it down with his momma's breast milk with the
other!

Does it feel good trolling other people courageous enough
to post their stories? Does it make you feel less of a loser sitting at
home in your hot neighbour's stolen panties and your five-day stubble?
At least you're not yanking off to your dad's vintage porn collection
anymore, are ya? Isn't your mom proud of you?

Speaking of your
mom, why don't you get back to sucking her teat, she's complaining her
nipples are dry. Get off my blog. Don't forget to shove your head back
into your ass on your way out, your 'roids are getting lonely.

This blog is called The ANGRY Medic, not The Mildly Irritated Medic or The Slightly Grumpy Medic Who's Actually A Pretty Nice Fellow. TROLLS WILL BE TROLLED RIGHT BACK - I will shove my head so far up your ass, we'll be chewing the same piece of gum. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Cough. Now that that's out of the way, what do you think of the blog's new slogan? Dumb enough for the Beliebers?

"Captain A.N. Al Penetration" - Classic AM. Do you have a copyright on this phrase, or may others use it too:)? I suspect most trolls who hide behind anonymity are people who get bullied and fucxed over in real life.

The Angry Medic Elsewhere

About Me

The Angry Medic is an idiot who got into Cambridge University due to his unusually attractive eyelashes. For the past 6 years he has been ranting his way through the freakshow and wide-screen madness that is the medical course at Cambridge and Imperial College London, and finding time to express an opinion on medicine, social issues, and anything else he considers pains in the gluteal region. He can now be found regularly endangering patients' lives (and being endangered in return) somewhere in Southeast Asia.

Have you been overly enthralled by the allure of Cambridge and want to give it a crack? Has someone hit you on the head with a large frying pan and now you want to go to medical school? Do you want to join me in a suicidal leap off the Bridge of Sighs? Or have you a rant more boring than mine? Drop me a line at angrymedic [at] gmail [dot] com

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