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JOKE: I could be dead

Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
-“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
-“But I could be dead by then!”
-“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.”