I'll tell you, this universe is so fucked. I pity the fool who actually thinks we live in a normal universe. You know, it's not healthy to be talking to your pencils. We put people like you in mental wards.

actually, I probably wont care when I meet him because I felt the same before I went and met Arj Barker (my comic Hero) and also when I met Cal Wilson (my other comic hero) so...

actually... why do people want other people's autographs? if you can meet someone famous, I wouldn't ask them to sign something, I'd talk to them and get to know them...by that I mean get to know what they're like in "real" life rather than what you see on T.V and read on the interweb

i was at my friends house and she was talking to this guy on the phone. and they were gonna have phone sex. she never does stuff like that, i was all like "dude, could you like wait till i leave?" and she was like "no." and then she told me to go to the other room and close the door.

i went in there, and there was like food and stuff like that. and i got bored. so then i grabbed the hamburger helper box and i was talking to the hamburger helper dude. (then my friend started moaning and stuff, so i was like freaked out, cause i dont want to hear her do that!)

my point is: i think i should take a break on the syd barrett if you know what i mean.