"Webmaster"
is a Danish movie featuring the haunting love-theme,
"You are the Webmaster of My Heart". I didn't
make that up. Yup, that's the life of a webmaster. We may
look like fat geeks with B.O. and broken glasses and
pizza stains on our shirts, but when we aren't studying
coding tricks and browser bugs, why, we are deadly with
the ladies. What a time it is to live in this world where
the women push the quarterbacks and Fabio lookalikes
aside to get to a man who never exercises. Top of the
world, ma!

This film,
starring a guy named Puk, is supposed to be about the
internet of the future, which looks a lot like the first
Atari Home games. And it projects a spooky future Denmark
which is barely recognizable as Denmark. It's so high
tech it looks almost like you could be ...

... I don't know, maybe in The
Netherlands.

Pretty doggone eerie.

I knew I was in trouble with
this DVD when the "special features" included
"sound" and "a menu". And those
weren't SOME of the special features, they were ALL of
them. Whew, that is almost as high-tech as the future
they predict. What a dizzying ride the future of Denmark
will be, with those computer generated graphics that look
just like in the old movie "Tron". It only
makes me wish I were a younger man, so I could live to
see such marvels. Assuming I could get Danish
citizenship.

Nudity from Karin Rorbech and an unidentifed extra.

IMDB
summary: 5.4 out of 10. These people must have been
stoned to rate it so high. The fives are reserved for bad
movies. This movie would really have to improve a lot to
get up to "bad". The dialogue is laughable,
it's technically obsolete, and boring to boot.