Prophet sells holy pens which guarantee users will pass examinations

A pastor in Zimbabwe has begun selling 'holy pens' which can make students pass their exams - and the more you pay for one, the better grades you'll get.

Prophet Sham Hungwe of House of Grace International Church in Harare is selling the pens, which cost from $1 up to $20.

According to News24 Zimbabwe the prophet told his congregation those sitting exams only needed faith and one of the special pens to pass. Also ink.

"They are anointed and I declare passes when your children sit for exams. They are said to work for anyone who is sitting for any test," he claimed.

According to Nigerian Watch, one parishioner testified: "My son is not very bright and I think this will help him. With the knowledge he has acquired and this pen from the man of God, I think it is going to work."

One student said he scored highly in his A-levels last year after using the pen he was given by the prophet.

So far UK universities have not banned students from using these pens in examinations, but if they're as good as they say it's only a matter of time.

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