I could have sworn they had tails. Well, if they did, and were subsequently monkeys, they’d be the best monkeys, so technically they’re still the best monkeys.By similar logic, goats are clearly the best sheep.

Having categorically proven that Gibbons are the best apes and the best monkeys, what are the other Best Animals? What animal is the Anklyosaur* of its particular taxonomical grouping? Or your argument why it should be Best Animal (viz. Goats), even if if clearly has the wrong number of legs and lives on the other side of the planet.

*Best Dinosaur. I know, because I confirmed with my friend’s seven year old. He’s my go-to guy for dinosaurs.

Good luck in your further research on this important field of inquiry.

I’m certainly open to a dinosaur other than the Pachycephalosaurus coming in at #2, but it would appear the scientific consensus in the literature is very clear that the Ankylosaurus is the best dinosaur.