Almost all of the following graffiti were observed on
desks in the main libraries at the University of California at Santa Barbara
(UCSB) and at the University of California at Los Angeles (UCLA). Most were
collected in the years 1979 and 1980. A smaller number were recorded in
1993. Locations or dates other than these are documented after the item.

There were more graffiti on the desks than I wanted to
record, and more were recorded than would be reasonable to present
here. This selection (about 950 items) is weighted toward what I find
entertaining or interesting, but I have also tried to present
a representative sample of the subjects, motives and styles present.
As a result, many items below express cruelty, hateful intolerance and
criminal advocacy. If there is nothing here that offends you, check your
pulse. I find racism and homophobia contemptible, and have actually under
represented it. Still there are some highly objectionable items below
that could disturb children.

All of my comments on the graffiti appear in brackets
[like this]. A graffito response to a graffito is preceded by "R:" as in
"Knock, knock! R: Who's there?". The symbol "<" is used to
signify a replacement of the prior word. The carrot "^" indicates an insertion.
Thus "Mary had a (^ little) dog (< lamb)." In place of an illegible word(s)
I use [?] or [??]. All attributions are preceded by "--", regardless
of the original form, as in "To be or not to be. -- Shakespeare."
The original graffito or its responses may have been written in a vertical
format. To save space a forward slash signifies advance to the line
below, as in "Roses are red / Violets are blue."

I have classified the graffiti into 30 categories based
on subject matter (art, despair, drugs, ...) or function (advice
& commands, announcements & proclamations, lists, ...). The
list of categories appears at the end of this
introduction. Items are listed only once, so priority is given to some
categories, usually those with the smaller number of members. The order
of items within each category is close to random. To reduce scrolling,
unrelated items may appear on the same line, separated by five or more
blank spaces.

All drawings that were associated with graffiti listed
here are documented, as are some drawings that had no text. This
documentation always includes a brief verbal description of the drawing.
In addition, many drawings were traced in 1979-80 and a few sketched
in 1993. Sixty four of these images are provided on eight JPEG image
files ( A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
H). The following three examples illustrate
conventions used for listing images.

In example (1) the text graffito "I love being alive"
has an associated image with only a verbal description available. In example
(2), clicking "B-2b" transfers to the B image
file, and the reader finds the image associated with "I drink, therefor
I am" in row 2, column b (a "2b" tag appears below it). Drawings are
classified into the 30 categories of graffiti, usually depending on
their associated text. Some, including most of those without text
(example 3), are placed together in the "Miscellaneous Drawings" category.
.

I searched the following publications on graffiti for
identical or related items.

Matches are documented after the item with the source
author and year. This provides many earlier dates and also reveals that
some well known graffiti had prior forms (see for example "The earth sucks"). There are additional sources
for graffiti recorded from 1970 - 1980 which may reveal other transitions.
Graffiti often elicit responses, and a response to a traditional graffito
may itself become traditional. Eventually the combination is seen the most
often, and written in one hand. Examples include: "God is dead -- Nietzsche
/ Nietzsche is dead -- God," "Life is a bitch and then you die" and even
"Disco Sucks" probably started as "Disco."

Using search engines I discovered that many of the items
I had recorded were unattributed song lyrics or the names of obscure
rock groups. These were placed in the "music" category. I have also
documented cases in which the graffito came before its use in popular
music.

Many graffiti are sufficiently novel that independent
invention is unlikely ("I would rather have a bottle in front of me than
a frontal lobotomy"). Multiple appearances then imply the item has spread
by copying, all from some initial innovation. In the documentation we estimate
the following measures of this dispersion, using pound symbols as an abbreviation.

# - LOCAL The
graffito is seen more than once but only locally. For example, it may
be the compulsive work of an individual ("I am the demon of love"),
the work of a local group ("Endwahl"), or it may
address only local circumstances ("Beaches rule valleys," "SCREWCLA").

## - DISPERSED The graffito
is observed in widely dispersed locations. By itself it motivates individuals
to remember it and to write it elsewhere. But it is rare enough
that writers presume many in the audience for graffiti will not have
seen it before ("Today is the tomorrow you wished for yesterday," "The
only real women are in the frats").

### - INVASIVE The item
has become trite within the graffiti medium - few still write it because
they think graffiti readers have already seen it ("Reality is for
people who can't handle drugs," "Disco sucks"). It is so familiar that
it supports graffiti substitutions ("Love is for people who can't handle
loneliness") or parodies ("Sisco Ducks"). But the item is gaining new
audiences by invading other media, such as bumper stickers, the spoken
word, print, radio talk shows or television broadcasts. It may be on
the way to becoming . . .

#### - PERVASIVE The
item has become pervasive in the culture and is frequent enough in
speech and other media that people assume everyone is familiar with
it. It has lost its identity as a graffito. To see it written does not
imply the writer copied it - it can easily come to mind ("Make love,
not war," "Sex, drugs and rock n roll," "Shit happens"). I often do NOT
document this degree of dispersion since it would clutter comments with
the obvious.

ADVICE & COMMANDS ............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Mean what you say / Say what you think / Think anything.
[UCSB, calligraphic]
Be so nice on the outside / But inside keep ambition.
Live to die smiling. Kill
yourself.
No more super races, except Pygmies.
Everything you know is wrong. [# UCLA, also collected at UCLA by
Haan, 1981] R: Thanks asshole.
Nice guys finish last. -- Leo Durocher, 1968. R: You don't
have to be nice to people on the way up if you don't plan on coming
down. -- Daddy Warbucks, 1938. R: You can't take kindness to the
bank! -- Captain Capital, 1979.
Go to work. Keep the faith. Yes. -- Cornbread Betty
Geology - Dig it! Get naked!
R: I am, under my clothes. More stars, less
stripes.
Get a loved one high / Show them you care.
Let the dead fight among themselves.
To W: If you are going to do something wrong - do it right.
Free time is the best freedom. -- Bob Dobbs
You know the way you are? Don't be that way. R: How should
one be? R: Which ever way one isn't.

Act as if you were a saint.
Do not seek, and ye shall find.
Go mentally insane.
Be ye lumps unto the world.
Clog Bureaucracy -- B. Random
Enjoy shitting
Everything in moderation - including moderation.
Let Santa (< Jesus) Retire. Be cool!
Grow up! R: What for? Tell
the whole truth, anything less and they may take you seriously.
Live forever or die trying [## Perhaps first said by Groucho
Marx: "I intend to live forever or ..."]
Don't be denied. R: Denied what? R: As if you didn't know. R: Know
what?
Stop worrying. We don't die. So relax and enjoy. [1981]

............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
666 / Crowley / (the beast) / is everywhere / 666
[UCSB. See PIC A-1a: above text written
inside a circle with pentagrams on each side. There are many on-line
sources on Aleister
Crowley.
Written below the circle:] All those interested in joining
an Aleister Crowley cult group appear at the point at midnight every new
moon with a [??], black robe, [??], and look for a 12 foot boat, [??] the
bleating of a helpless lamb. R: Crowlies suck

I am Shematakh / Thrice speak my name / And I will come
to thee / In the bed of thy dreams.

I just farted. R: I can still smell it.
Everything is OK. May 30, 1979. Out from
under the rock. --M
Fallbrook Sensemilla, $175 per oz., "Bud your way to reality".
The Wizzard of Odd. R: The Garden of Even.
Suck in your gut / The Duke is dead.
I got Rita pregnant. My God, I think I've
found it.
Incredible Party Friday Night, Dec. 12, 1979. 4** Chandler
Rd., San Francisco, CA 94102.
American Materialism I'm gone to England in blissful expatriation.
Rog sees all.
I live here - seat saved. [UCLA library desk]
Consistent Animism -- Jiyaqtex [PIC: two eyeballs facing each
other]
Beaches rule the valleys [# Surfer territorialism, e.g. Malibu
v. San Fernando Valley]
The sword of Shinnara. [PIC: Thunder bolt with terminal arrowhead]
[The title of a 1977 fantasy novel by Terry Brooks]

HI! I'm Hisako. I'm oriental girl. I have a nice cute pussy
which could give you good feeling. If you want my pussy, call me after
8 PM [phone number erased]

For a good fuck in France "Genvieve", 43 Rue de la Revve
[<?], 75009 Paris. Tel. 370616 anytime.
Kekahiliokalani passed this way. R: Awesome.
I was here. [Seen occasionally, the archetypal graffiti]
I am not from another planet.
Keith is Keith R: A fart is a fart.
The OO! I am gay.
Freeway Bill Me
Apocalypse Now (<Never)
Russel Russel [PIC: text under lightening bolt]
Look high, look low, Punim is King.
The Outsider! This brother
is free. Zozo is nectar for the Gods.
Magic may create but it is forbidden to nourish. --Merlin
I'm from East Bumblefuck and proud of it!
The more you ignore me the closer I get.
100 Punks Rule [The music zine 100 Punks started around
1998.]
The Gadfly is still among us. I
will never return! Spoilers Rule
King Sodomy was here.
Here is the no. of a pay phone in Goleta. I'll be waiting
to answer it Thursday, May 3 at 9 AM.

I control the world from this desk.
Servanthood [calligraphic] And fools
forever
Kim's Hand [PIC: outline of hand]
Spock saves. [#] R: What's the point?
The Manson family lives.
Freeway Bill The Outsider
Stoneman was here.
VARRIO / NUEVO / ESTRADA / duKeS / ExLxAx R: Go back
to Oxnard. R: They are from East Los Angeles, not Oxnard.
Trojans burst under pressure. [# UCLA v. USC football rivalry]
Watersheds Rule -- Jack the River
LOST IN FOREVER [PIC A-1b: Ascending
stairwell]
Rainbow Connection [PIC: Lightening bolt under rainbow]
The problem with libraries is that they have people in them
and not enough porridge. Remember that. [large ink letters]
All Elvis has to say is what is so funny about peace and
love.

The only people left in the world are assholes - bull
shit artists - ever since they killed me. [1981]

...............................................................
1993 ..................................................................
Writing this sentence cures piles. R: Reading this
sentence cures blindness. [Men's room, Ventura]
We are the punks. David Koresh was
here 3-7-87 Colts Rule /
Raiders Suck
I am a rapist. Television is
the devil. Bag lives
[#] R: Bag is a fag.
Welcome to the machine. See ya on
the other side. Two ladies soliciting.
259-27**.
Bye, bye / I'm gone Now I am immortal
-- LK '93 We have your vampire parties. [1994]
Humpty Dumpty was pushed [## & Bumper sticker]
Black Mafia forever
I love being alive [PIC: Happy face]
Agent 420 KGB Vampyre
John Lennon is alive.
The Few / The Proud / The Rastafari
Francis blows I am a rapist and I like to rape.
Longbeards Rule
I am the demon of love [#]
I have AIDS The Queen of Arabia
Silence / Death / Truth [PIC: Triangle with "S" inside]
Innocence is lost.
I am Bowie - you must believe me. [#] / R: I am Bowie / You
must die! R: Who cares
The secret of sanity: pretend you are sane.

ART
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
We have no art - we do everything as well as we can. -- Balinese
painter [Similar attribution
by Marshall McLuhan]
Art is the answer. Replace natural
selection with aesthetic selection. Let art
conquer.

ENDWAHL
[# Over a hundred seen, only at UCSB, 1979-80. Usually
followed by barred triangle or similar symbol, see PIC G-4a for sample of six. Object of many acrostic
creations, most common was "Every Normal Dude Wants A Hot Lay" (#).
In December, 2002 I received an interesting email
explaining the origins of the UCSB Endwahl graffiti.]

DESPAIR
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark
Fuck living.
Mass confusion clouds inside my head.
We all suck. Man is dung.
I'm gong crazy. R: You think you have problems, I'm
going sane. I'm so weary.
Life isn't worth living all the time - contemplating the
easy (?) way out. At least I'll beat the elevators. [PIC: text in
pyramid split a top]
Help me. [Common pop up]
ELP Everything sucks
Help I need somebody. R: Ask Jesus. R: Only the Almighty
Wazoo can help you now.
Life gets teejus, don't it. [#]
I can't take it anymore. No time
(< thing) to lose.
I've been scattered. My dreams
turn into nightmares! No life is best.
Help me, I'm going down and everything is getting dark and
painful again.
From the moment I could talk / I was ordered to listen /
Now I have to go away. -- CS

Lester - I had to call it quits - I was slowly sinking
into oblivion - Love Always -- JWH
Life would be easier if I were dead.
If life doesn't get better I'll . . .
Once I rose above the noise and confusion.
Good bye everybody. Fuck Futility
Fuck the world. R: Fuck you. R: Oh I love it. R: Eat shit
buddy.
I loved my friend / He went away from me / There is nothing
more to say. [1981]
I can't live with her / I can't live without her / I can't
live. R: Why don't you commit suicide. That would solve all your problems.
I am eating shit today.
Help me if you can.
Help! I'm a flesh tone ball of putty being molded by [?].
I'm so weary. Puck it all! [sic]
The whole universe is completely insane.
Va futre merdre! ENO UGH

Stop the world and get me off. R: You have misquoted
this: "Stop the world, I want to get off."
[Reisner 1974 claims "Stop the world, I want to get
off" appeared as graffiti before it was used as a title for a
musical by Anthony Newley in 1961.] R: You don't have to stop the
world to get off.

REALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO
CAN'T HANDLE DRUGS.
[### & button & bumper sticker. A transposition of
the less common anti drug slogan "Drugs are for people who can't handle
reality." Appears with many substitutions, e.g. "Sex is for people
who can't handle love", then "Love is for people who can't handle loneliness."
Also: "Clichés are for people who can't handle invention." Origins:
Reisner 1974 has "Reality is a crutch." Yu 1975: "Reality is no
substitute for drugs."] R: I know a lot of "upper" class
men who can not handle drugs or reality.

Opium is the religion of the masses.
Crank it in! Speed reefer.
LSD cannot faze me / For I am aware of my self / I can only
learn. Drugs Rule (^ ants)
No bonging [# at UCSB, also 1993. Sometimes with PIC: barred
bong.]
Stop what you're doing right now, Dude, and go take some
acid and then look at your bizarre books! Heh, heh, heh, . . . [PIC:
bearded face]
Legalize dope [frequent, often blotted out]
(No text) [PIC: Marijuana leaf. ###]
Sometimes I feel like I am tied to the whipping post.
I'd rather be bonging Thai sticks than reading about the
mechanics of heat transfer.

FEMINISM
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
The only hope is a woman's revolution. [UCSB pedestrian underpass,
red spray paint]
Girls: Give them an inch and they want a mile. R: And you
only have an inch.
Damn all men. Feminists are sexists.
Masturbation is better than sex -- A Self Made Woman
One woman is raped / every ten minutes. / Castrate rapists.
[1981. New York, Washington Square, stenciled]

.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
We have to be bitches, otherwise the guys won't leave us
alone.
Fuck the feminazis. ["Feminazi" is Rush Limbaugh's epithet]
Does it scare you if a woman likes sex?.
Goddess envy

MEN, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, YOU CAN'T SHOOT THEM.
[## & bumper sticker. Started with the now trite
"Women, you can't live with them, you can't live without them."
Then when "men" is substituted, "you can't live without them"
conflicts with feminist goals. This sets the stage for "you can't shoot
them" to ambush expectations.]

Sisters / love your self / love your cunt.
All men are created equal (< evil).
I am a woman / Hear me roar. R: Hear me laugh.
God is dead. R: No she isn't.
In a world without men, women would be fat and happy.
Is Is! -- Isis / R: Are Are! -- Arses
Some men are assholes, and the good looking ones are experts.

FRATERNITIES & SORORITIES
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Nuke the Frats [## For source form and variants see "Nuke the whales".]
Fruke the gnats. Fraternities are
fag factories. Frats rule! [frequent]
Dormites are goons
Fraternities transform normal human beings into intolerable
egotists who pay money to live and spend time with other intolerable
egotists that invariably wind up jacking each other off. -- Socrates
Fraternities are the breeding grounds of the future fascists
that will soon rule Amerika.
Sorority girls should be rounded up and deported back to
Mattel.

.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
The only real women are in frats. [##]
Greeks are good. R: Macedonians are better.

.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
Stop the spread of AIDS / Kill a fag [ ##] (< Use
a condom) I'm Gay [several]
All male cocksuckers must die. Fucking
Communist Dykes! Women are the best.
Gay Power [##] R: Sodomites Kill
Fags [## or pop up] R: Kill homophobics So many dikes, so few bullets.
[A variant of "So many women"]
This hetero hell .
Why is it wrong for 2 men to have sex but OK for them to
kill each other? R: Shut up fag.

GRAFFITI
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
A man's ambition is mighty small / If he writes his name
on a shithouse wall. [Mockridge 1968]
Jack Kerouac wrote here. Oh why do
I like graffiti? Aliens: write graffiti
here.
People write what they wish to say to others but don't.
Fuck graffitists This desk for Pacific Plate Graffiti.
All right folks!! Let's see some really strange stuff on
this desk. I think, therefore I write.

KILROY WAS HERE.
[Extremely abundant since 1942. Apparently this began with
the mark of James J. Kilroy, a Halifax, MA ship inspector during World
War II (Wikipedia).
At some time "Kilroy was here" became associated with a drawing of
a man peering over the top of a fence, his long nose and fingers
overhanging the fence, such as the Punch and Judy character Chad, a gremlin-like
creation who peered over a fence and bemoaned World War II shortages.
Drawings of Chad often appeared in Royal Air Force publications. Similar
drawings precede the Kilroy graffiti (e.g. a Victorian advertising image).
Kilroy was not the first omnipresent graffitist. There was a depression
era folk song about a name that appeared in boxcars all over America (I
have lost this source - does anyone know it?). The regicidal character of
the name "Kilroy" ("roi" means "King" in French) may have served the
anti-authoritarian undertones of 1940's Kilroy graffiti.]
Kilroy is everywhere. Kilroy wasn't
here. Kilroy
Kilroy died in 1976. Kilroy split.
Kilroy is gay [Pop up. Mockridge 1968: "Kilroy is queer"]
(No text) [PIC: Elmer Fudd as Kilroy wearing top hat]

Why am I here? R: To write on the walls.
You are sitting at the incredible sex desk.
"Shit" is a profundity at UCLA. Graffiti
is the musing of the bored. [1981]
The surgeon general has determined that reading desk graffiti
will grow hair in your palms. [High school boys gag: "Jacking off causes
a black hair to grow in your palm." Then if listener looks at his palm
he is ridiculed (California, 1953).]
Who cleaned this board space? This
desk needs graffiti. Please don't remove [pink
ink]
This head needs racism. [men's bathroom]
This area reserved for sexual graffiti. R: Fuck you
Watch out assholes, the Black Pen is back in black.
In the beginning was graffiti.
This graffiti is so distracting, that is why I like it.
Great women's graffiti on second floor.
I am a conformist / That is why I am writing on this desk.
Thought becoming print. [With increasing letter size]

.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
No good graffiti here. Hail Idiotic
Graffiti [PIC: text inside radiating sun]
I wrote this in 1962. R: NOT
The word "danger" is worth a thousand pictures.

HUMOR
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Dynamite is the only known cure for acne.
Rugby takes leather balls.
May the fleas of a thousand camels / Infest the Ayatollah's
beard.
In space, no one can hear you fart. ["In space, no one can
hear you scream" was a slogan for the 1979 movie "Alien."]
May Sky Lab miss you. More
nukes, less kooks. [## & bumper sticker]

THERE IS NO GRAVITY, THE EARTH
SUCKS
[### & button & bumper sticker. Reisner 1974 gave:
"Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks" and "Space is a vacuum because
the Earth sucks." Yu 1975 has "Gravity doesn't pull, the
earth sucks." These three versions were later topped by "There
is no gravity, the earth sucks." It is notable how quickly the topped
versions disappear from memory. Later came the bumper sticker:
"Beam me up Scotty, this planet sucks."] R: Black holes suck best.

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal
lobotomy. [## Also in Haan 1981, but with "pre-frontal,"
probably an edit.] R: Looks like you've had both.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? [## Yu 1985] R: No - just
makes me drool.
Rhinos are horny and love it. [PIC: Rhinoceros, rubber
stamp impression]
Crew does it oarally. [Very common bumper sticker motif in
the 1980's, e.g. "Divers do it deeper," "Intellectuals do it every
way."]
There are more horses' asses in the world than there are
horses.
Some dogs have fuzzy ears / My dog has fuzzy ears / Therefore
my dog is some dog. [several
on the WWW]
Nothing is better than God. Stale bread is better than nothing.
Therefore stale bread is better than God. [UCLA 5-5-84. An 11/2007
Google search matched only this document]

.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
Don't read this. Mutants for nukes.
[PIC: one eyed happy face]
General Custard died for your sins.
2B or not 2B / Where did I park?

JOKES
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
What is the difference between pygmies and a women's track
team? Answer: The pygmies are cunning runts. [Heard a few months
prior]
What do you call a masturbating bull? Ans. Beef stroganoff.
Show me a Native American electrician who works on bathrooms
and I'll show you a man who wires a head for reservations. [Heard
previously]
How do you make love to a fat woman? First roll her in flour
and look for a wet spot. [Also on a six page photocopied joke list
collected 6/82]
Did you hear about the 1,000 Moonies that committed suicide?
They were just trying to keep up with the Jones's.

LIFE
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
My life is just oranges and scooter pies. R: You are deeply
weird.
Life: Study hard; Get good grades; Get your degree; Get married;
Have three horrid kids; Die and be cremated. R: Life: Sex, Sex, Sex,
Sex, Sex, Sex.
Some people worry about their destiny, while others simply
enjoy the ride. R: Perfectamento
A man works to eat / And eats to shit.
Life is dukha.
Today is the tomorrow you wished for (< lost) yesterday.
[## Mockridge 1968]
Time was created so everything wouldn't happen at once. [###
& note card] / R: School was created to negate the above.
Reality is someone else's conception of life.
The years teach much which the days never know -- Emerson

Life is like a shit sandwich / The more bread you have
/ The less shit you have to eat! [##?]
Life is like a cock / When its hard its fucked / When it's
soft you can't beat it. -- Freud [## Reisner 1974: "Life is
like a penis, (same)" with no attribution.] R: And its always
too short.

Life is a quart of transmission fluid. / R: Life is unspeakable
-- Korzybski
People are bizarre, yet beautiful.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
To err is to be human. To blame it on the other guy is even
more human.
There is really no way to say no to the morning. R: I stay
in bed.
What I need is a cure from is people who think I'm sick.
People are so mean.
Heaven help the fool! I question
our mental health.
I shall pass through this world but once. Any good that I
can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do
it now.
To care / to be fair / to be humble. -Peace
How come life for me is tragic? Those I like don't want me
and those I don't are the ones who like me.

...........................................................
1993 .................................................................
What is the meaning of life? R: To outwit God
You are only living to die.
We're all just battling entropy anyway. / Sometimes you just
have to surf it.
Most middle aged adults have resigned themselves to failure.
Life is long, be happy. -- Mrs. Baby
Gosh I love life. I just wish it would love back. R:
Unrequited love is the worst thing you know?

LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU
DIE.
[** Later in song lyrics. "Life's a bitch" (####)
goes back at least to 1980. "And then you die" is probably a consolidated
graffiti response to "Life's a bitch." "Life's a Beach" was a
popular 1980's bumper sticker. Graffiti also seen: "Ain't life a beach"
and "Life's an itch" (both 1980)]
R: Life's a bitch and then you marry one.

LISTS
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Best spots in California: / Rolling Hills / Marin County
/ San Diego / Santa Barbara / Lake Tahoe / Mill Valley / Monterey
/ Sebastopol - the best. [All locations supplied by respondents. Such
lists may be solicited, or the first item may by itself inspire responses.
These are usually written in one or more vertical columns.]
Biggest Piss holes in the US: / Birmingham / Detroit / New
York / L.A. / Chicago / Newark [Same desk as above. Graffiti
on this desk were almost all geographical.]

Fuck a duck / Screw a shrew / Impale a quail / Rape a
grape / Plug a slug / End a trend.
[Oxnard 1983. Reisner 1974 has such a list with 14
entries, none as here, including "Frig a pig," "Bang an orangutan"
and "Screw Agnew."]

KFAT - Pacific Grove KGA-FM San
Diego KFRI
[Dec. 1979, UCSB Library, 8th floor. These and many
other call letters appeared scattered about on a single desk]

WCKG 105.9 Chicago WNOR 89.3
Evanston CFUN - Vancouver BC
Bag listens to 88.9 KXLO
KROQ -LA KKK
[Sept. 1993, UCSB Library, 8th floor, the same desk as above!
Fourteen years after collecting "KFAT" and the others above, the desk
contained over 150 station identifications, many barely visible after
periodic washings. None of the call letters recorded in 1979 were still
visible, but apparently some survived each cleaning and kept the tradition
going.]

What is the light at the end of the tunnel? Headlamp
of oncoming train. / Stars after banging head on wall. / Shining face
of God. / A lighter used for a bong. / Ever approaching future. / Coors
light. [UCLA, 1981]

LOVE
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
I used to love Sally / I would dream about her / We had everything
in common / But I blew it.
Look deep in her eyes, / only then can you tell.
Love is touching souls. -- Joni Mitchell
They will know we are Christians (< humans) by our love.
Only love can set you free. Never
too late to love. I love [PIC: In cartoon bubble,
no speaker]
God loves you whether you believe in him or not.
Love is above. Love stinks.
Love is for those who can't handle loneliness. [## A common
form, for others see Reality is for .
. .]
Beauty will be the death of me. 267
miles to see her. Suzie I love you. -- D.C.
Hedonism. R: Next best thing to love.
Love is hard to find at UCSB.
Whether you marry or not - you will regret it. -- Plato
Sharon loves me. R: In your dreams.
Debbie G. - if you ever read this you'll know I was thinking
of you today. R: Hi G. Got your message - miss you. DG
I love men. [PIC: Concentric hearts]

The power of love is replacing the love of power. [##
Shaw 1978 has "Someday the power of love will conquer the love of power."]
I want you to want me. R: I want you but I want you to want
me too. -- Marvin G.

What sparked life into existence in the first place was
a changing environment. This change or variance is accountable for
evolution & the universe
as we know it. Love also arises from change of one emotional
dependence to another. Carter's Theorem #1

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I love to love. R: I fuck to fuck.
Sarah and Jason / Together forever / 4-14-93
Love sees no color. R: That is because it is blind.
I love me. I love Judy A. [#]
"State of love and trust."
Virgin Love, B.G. & C.R. [PIC: Initials in heart.]

JANE YOU IGNORANT
[At both UCLA and UCSB (PIC F-4b:
Sample of minimal lettering). This puzzled me until I learned
from the WWW that "Jane you ignorant slut" was a famous line from the
TV program Saturday Night Live. Apparently "slut" was erased
in both the graffiti.]

Try (< GO) MODNAR [UCLA, calligraphic]
If I make it through Jim
please call me.
The Vawter Effect DNA
The End One down, two to go.
Please R: Later

MUSIC
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Morrison is God! Bruce
Springsteen [abundant] Springsteen
is God And so I quit the Police Department
(Beatles lyrics).
Cocaine is for horses / Its not for men / The doctor said
it'll kill me / But he didn't say when.
Disco sucks [### & button & bumper sticker]
Disco Sux Sisco Ducks
Disco is gay [##]
The Big Bopper lives. Jethro Tull
Rock on. [##, later ####]
Rock and roll groups unite and die the death.
KISS (^ ASS) RULES Grateful
Dead
When life looks like easy street / There is danger at your
door -- Grateful Dead
One man gathers what another man spills. -- Grateful Dead
Hello, I love you. [Doors]
The trouble with you is the trouble with me. / We have two
good eyes but we still don't see -- Gr. Dead.
Grateful eats.
Grateful Dead and LSD forever. 10/79
Motorhead
Claude Funston says "Where's the Party?" [PIC: man in suit
circling index finger. In 1979 there was a jazz band called "Claude
Funston and the Psychic Detectives."]

You've got to get it in to get it out. -- Genesis
Led Zep The System
The Germs
White Punks on Dope UFO
Spoilers The Dead Kennedys - great punk.
Roster of Bands: U.K., Brand X, The Pirates
Long live Rock and Roll. [##]
Get sick, get well / Hang around the ink well. [Bob Dylan,
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"]
Word games fester and grow. -- Steven Stills
I am the lizard king / I can do anything. -- Jim Morrison
I know its only rock n roll but I love it! [PIC C-1b: Spoken by curly headed man. Song: "Its only
Rock N Roll (But I like it)" by the Rolling Stones.]
GRATEFUL DEAD! [PIC F-4a, minimal
style lettering]
Babe, I'm going to leave you. [Led Zeppelin, 1969]
We were once children playing with toys. -- S. Winwood [#
Steve Winwood, Traffic]

OBSERVATIONS
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Stoicism is vulnerable. 60+44=104
R: Another toughy! Machines are
19th century toys.
Honesty / is such a lonely / word.
Man is revolution in nature. -- Father Earth
Bored!
In a closed system where everybody is guilty, the only sin
is getting caught. Veal is Vile
Larita is foxy!
CBS = Certainly Bull Shit I think you are beautiful.
R: Yeah?
Chess is insane (< inane). R: Some chess fanatic wrote
that up to see what kind of response he'd get. Obviously nobody cares.
R: You responded Mr. Nobody.
Sometimes we come to the last things on our mind.
Half crazy is well balanced.
Either the clock is tilted or I am in big trouble.
There is no being, but there are beings.
Force is any action capable of accelerating a body. -- Isaac
Newton The universe is chasing its
tale.
Tools are a man user. This sentence
is true. "Sesquipedalian" is sesquipedalian.
R: "Curt" is curt.

I think I just pulled a muscle in my brain.
You were once sane, but you blew it.
Morning of the dead living. / A typical Saturday in I.V.
[Isla Vista, party town next to UCSB]
All that glitters is not gold, but at least it contains free
electrons. Evil is measured by power.
Dans un monde d'obscurité / La solitude est la seul
lumiere. [In a world of darkness / Solitude is the only light.]

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ADVERTISING KILLS CULTURE -- BOB DOBBS
[Bob Dobbs (later "J. R. Bob Dobbs") was the legendary (?)
founder of the Church of
the SubGenius. This does not sound like it is from SubGenius literature,
but could have been said by a Canadian claiming to be Bob Dobbs who
spoke on KPFK-FM, Los Angeles, in the early 1990's. Or it may be from
Marshall McLuhan. In any case, graffiti attributions are close to meaningless.
The WWW is silent on this one.]

So many boys, so little time
[ Started as "So many women, so little time." Now usually "So
many men, so little time," this ### & bumper sticker & button.
Variants at "So many dikes, . . ."]
My mother is too drunk to be an astronaut. [This is a line from
the 1992 movie "White Men Can't Jump"]
Ignorance thrives in America. Civilization
sucks Fried ice cream is a reality.
Got nowhere to fly to. You are all fucking
slaves.
Friends do not exist. [1994]
Feces occurs

There once was an old Ayatollah / Who didn't know shit
from Shinola . . . [and 12 more lines, attributed to National Lampoon].

There once was a nympho named Till / Who tried a stick
of dynamite for a thrill / They found her vagina /
In North Carolina / And bits of her tits in Brazil. [Cf. "Nymphomaniacal
Alice / Used a dynamite stick for a phallus / They found
her vagina / In North Carolina / And part of her ass in
Dallas." Also No. 1234 in The Limerick, by G. Legman]

There was a man named O' Glass / Whose balls were made
out of glass / When he ran like a feather / His
balls clang together / And sparks shot out from his ass. ["Glass" is
an illogical corruption of "brass" as in Legman (The Limerick), No. 195: "There was
a young man of Madras / Whose balls were constructed of brass. /
When jangled together / They played 'Stormy Weather,' / And lightning
shot out of his ass." Incidentally, there is a legend that limericks
concerning fornication with birds trace back to Aleister Crowley, e.g.
"A vice both obscure and unsavory / Kept the Bishop of Chester in slavery
/ Midst terrible howls / He deflowered young owls / In his crypt fitted
out as an aviary" -- Legman, No. 658, allegedly recited by John Steinbeck]

My heart is like a head / Like a pigeon's that lies down
/ Wands of breast in a coldness. -- DL '78 [In a pedestrian underpass,
stenciled in red]

Buildings rise and buildings fall / And rise no more thereafter
/ And the only voice to sound a call / Is Jack B. Jackson's laughter.
[1991]

The Logic Choppers rule the town / And every man and maid
and boy has marked / A distant object down / (An aimless joy is a pure
joy) / Or so did Tom O Roughley say / That saw the surges running by
/ And wisdom is a butterfly / And not a gloomy bird of prey.
[UCSB pedestrian underpass, 7 by 20 feet! - black spray paint.This
was unattributed but turned out to be the first stanza of "Tom
O' Roughley" by W.B.Yeats]

An organ entombed in a wall

Proved to be a first-century ball.

The mummified gonad

Belonged to a nomad

Castrated by Caesar in Gaul.

<>R: [added in another
hand]

The penis discovered nearby

Belonged to the very same guy.

Attempting a rape

It had tried to escape,

But was painfully caught "on the fly."
[UCSB, possibly before 1979. Observed by Steven Lichtenstein.
No Google match - 6/2010]

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ONE [centered title] / One touch sends
me trembling / Like the thunder in a rainstorm / One kiss leaves me
drowning / in the deepest of seas / No longer am I afraid /
of this thunder or sea / One of you is all I need / to overcome
my fears. / -- Richelle (written for Jeff) [UCSB]

She offered her honor / I honored her offer /And all night
long / I was on her and off her. [## Yu 1985]

POLITICS
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS IS
CONGRESS
[## & bumper sticker. Reisner 1974 has: "If pro
means for and con means against, what is the opposite of progress?
The answer is congress." Note that a topping version of a graffito is
often more concise. It may be more entertaining, but is also more easily
remembered.]

Kill Khomeni and the Shah R: They are
both fascist murderers. Uniters of the world
- work!
Meta-ideology / Proto-organization -- Merlin Graffiti
Conspiracy
The four F's: Fuck communism, Fuck capitalism, Fuck fundamentalism.
[High school (ca. 1953) four F's: Find them, Feel them, Fuck them,
Forget them.]
Networks over hierarchies / End the dominance of dominance.
Peace now - freedom next - truth forever.
No Nukes [### & button, etc.]
Stamp out imperialism / Get the US out of North America.
Free Uncle Duke from Iran [large yellow letters]
Zionism is all that we have.
The best revolution is the least noticed.
Join the third party before it's too late. Make
pets out of nations.
Hitler, where are you now that we need you. [Common form,
e.g. "Hinckly, where are you . . . "]
In Lebanon the Israelis massacred 4,000 people and no one
did anything. R: Too bad they missed you.
Long live PLO / Down with Israel. R: Long live Bozo
/ Down with Hobo Kelly
I want to go to heaven / Otherwise I will be stuck in Hell
/ For an eternity with Franklin Roosevelt.
Full unemployment.
Liberalism is dead.
America is Geficken. Jewish commies, where are you
now that we need you?
Only a court of fools has no room for a jester. -- Shakespeare
The path of power leads to the prow.
Samaria for the Samaritans -- Taheb (^ the bad Samaritan)
Impotence stalks power.
Off the Nazi Jew PLO Commy Fascist Fags and their ilk!
Neoantidisestablishmentarianism!
Where is the parasite? All I see is the provident host.
--Merlin II No greater master than our needs.

Free Armenia European Americans
go home! Don't ignore the ignorant!
I want to know what became of the changes we waited for love
to bring. --Jackson Brown. R: Love isn't the answer, destruction
is.
Better active today than radioactive tomorrow. [##]
Palestine lives -- PLO [PIC: PLO flag] R: Nuke them.
When profit rules who is free?
Money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity.
Save the world from poverty by colonizing space.
CIA sucks blood. 1974 Nixon Resigns
[PIC: text written vertically on waving banner]
America, love it or leave it. [### since the 1960's,
once a very common bumper sticker]
Long live the Basque people.
Arm with truth / Conquer with service
NIXON [with "X" modified to swastika, ## & button. Since
1968.]
Stop the Jews before they destroy us all. Join the Nazi Party
today for a safe tomorrow.

CIA-1 HOFFA-0 [Large crude black letters,
present for several years on a north facing overpass on Highway 101 just
north of Ventura, CA.]
Yippies / Jesus Freaks / and Moonies / are Government / Operated.
[1981. New York, Washington Square. Stenciled.]
RCP [PIC: Letters in five pointed star. Berkeley, 1978.
The initials of the "Revolutionary Communist Party," a common graffito
around this time on Berkeley walls and freeway columns in Los Angeles.]
R: CIA Puta.
Welcome to California / Where just five generations ago /
Gold crazy gun toting whites / Began many genocides. [LAX,
ca. 1985]

<>
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Duke (< Puke) for President. Hitler
was a genius (< penis). David Duke in 92.
The only real thing that works is a sustainable economy -
everything else will crash. -- Tom Hayden. R: Suck me granola
head.
Fuck liberals Fuck Bill "Bastard"
Clinton
Aztlan was built while Europeans were still barbaric nomads.
[ PIC: pyramid]
Malcolm Ex-racist Vote
84 [still there in '93]
Vote (< Lick) Bush in 88
God Bless David Duke Freedom has no boss.
Nuke Iran
Why are you guys so worked up over politics? It'll always
be fucked!! Palestine - the holy land.
Cheerleaders of the revolution / You are the eyes of the
world. Over and over trust conquers.
Rush Limbaugh 4 Prez. [#] / R: is a pig.
Fuck the environment
Now Peace
Stop testing nuclear weapons. R: Start using them to fuck
some assholes up. R: Try sticking a bomb up your asshole you idiot.
<>Illegal business controls America. Support
/ Free China / (Taiwan) / against / Communism [UCSB pedestrian underpass,
6 by 6 feet, black & red border]
Rush rules R: Crystal Meth Rules
Kill all Republicans
Capitalism doesn't work. R: Your brain doesn't work.
Beware Ignorant Wealth.
Eat the Rich [## & T-shirt worn by a Lebanese hostage
taker] Free business - from profit.
Freedom has no boss. Full employment
or socialism.
My brother we will go to Germany, America is for the black
man. [UCLA stairwell, also in German]
Abortion is murder. Submit
or Revolt [calligraphic]

PREDICTIONS
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
The next two generations of white Americans will be suppressed.
You're doomed! [large]
The revolution will not be televised. -- Tom Garrison
Man now - ground squirrels next.
Our time will come. R: Unser zeit und kommen. (< wird
kummen). [PIC: violet swastikas - side by side.]
Left - Right folk syncretism will get a third of it all.
--Public Service Graffiti
Tyranny (< freedom) will start at the copying machine.
Jesus is coming again soon. A peace settlement forced on
Israel is the final sign in a long list of prophecies that have been
fulfilled. God loves you! Accept his love and find life.

The members of the Led Zeppelin will announce the Second
Coming of Jesus Christ on their next album and then split up after
a brief tour with 5-7 dates.
SOLAR COMES [PIC F-3b: Letters form
rising sun]

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The world will end at 5:00 PM today!
You'll be dead in a few minutes.
JAH is / Rasta / prophecy
Ganja soon come. Kaaba scientific revelation.
See that far distant swell? / That is the next great wave
of youth rebellion / Coming to sweep away the castles of fear.
Computer Liberation Minute: 10:21 PM, 2/2/22.
Nuclear energy will save the earth.
The October Revolution will repeat in the US. R: Die
We're doomed.

QUESTIONS
..........................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Are we not clowns? R: We are Bozos.
Why not baby?
Do birds race when they fly fast?
Who was the only person to pinch hit for Babe Ruth?
Why? R: Why not? R: Why why not? R: Why not why not?
Why is a fart so funny?
Do you have the fear? R: Yes R: Si, lo paura ero qui.
Is there intelligent life on this planet?
NOT?
Why is it that when you try to be nice and caring you always
end up getting hurt? R: Cause you're probably ugly.
Is it improper to not want to grow up? Growing up is full
of complications. Why can't I just live my life simply? -- The Barbara
Kid.
Will Reagan fuck up? What are the
passwords?
Who ate the worm? / Who dug the fire pit?
Tell me, what's gone wrong? R: No
Where is reality? R: In the recesses of the world's sweet
pussies.

Why am I here? R: To learn, you fool.
Why do you exist? Why isn't the sun
white?
Why have a baby? R: It's a high. R: They are darling.
Does God feel our orgasms?
What is matter? R: Never mind. R: What is mind? R: No matter.
To any girl: Does it feel good to be deflowered?
Who really cares? Who are we?
Tired of yourself?
At which campus do the girls give the best head? R: Oral
Roberts.
Does anybody remember laughter? [UCSB pedestrian underpass,
orange spray paint. Cf. Yu 1975: "Does anybody remember love and peace?"]
Did you do it for love? / Did you do it for money? / Or only
in the name of fun?
Why are we so careful about what we put in our bodies / but
so careless about what we put in our souls? R: I'm not careful
about what I put in my body.

Ignorance is correctable, but what can I do when my ignorance
is taken for knowledge? R: Cry into your trail mix.
How long will we go on forgetting?
Which came first, the king or the pet lion?
What is it? [PIC A-3a] R: Worm over razor?
What is the truest word ever penciled? [Can you top
the answer at the end of this document?]
If we all walked toward the equator, would it lengthen the
day?

WHAT IS THE WORLD'S SECOND OLDEST PROFESSION? R:
PIMP.
[I could not find this answer on the WWW (7/2000), but I
did find: accountant, cab driver, consultant, cross dresser, lawyer,
money changer, mother, politician, sheep herder, spy, tax collector
and trader. The trader is said to have had to come first in order to
close the deal. We might also argue that the pimp came first. Philip
Knightley, in his book "The Second Oldest Profession," claims the honor
for spies. As for the politician, Michael A. Beland, attributed (now
dead link - 2007) the following to Ronald Reagan in his early years campaigning
in California: "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."]

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Nobody at this desk knows what Plan B is - do you?
What makes evil evil?
What is love? Why do
men have nipples? What will you
give your child - truth or Santa?

RACISM & HATE
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
DEATH TO IRANIANS
[Abundant in pop up variations. Most of these
graffiti were collected during or soon after the Iranian hostage crisis.
A suspicious example: "Kill All Iranians" was written in neat
three foot high letters on the east facing side of an overpass on busy
US Highway 60 east of Los Angeles. It is unlikely anyone could have completed
this without being observed by passing policemen.]

I'd walk a mile to kill a camel jockey.
Arabs go home. Kill all the Jews.
I hate.
Black boy go home. R: Where?
Iranians out of U.S. HATE!
Kill all God damned butt ugly sand nigger Iranians!!!
Fuck sand niggers
Put all the fags together on a planet and blow it up.
Foreigners off campus. Wasps Smell
JEWCLA (< SCREWCLA) [# UCLA] Death to
all Hebes. Off the Arabs.
Khomaini [sic] has a cunt like all Iranian males & all
Iranian females have cocks. R: Maybe you are just confused.
ERASE RACISM [Placed at UCLA, later observed in Albuquerque,
N.M.]
(No text) [PIC: Ayatollah Khomeni as pig.]
(No text) [PIC: Star of David] R: (No text) [PIC: Swastika
written inside. #]
The sound of Arabs killing Arabs is music to my ears.

Iranians are living proof that dogs fuck camels. [An old
racist form. "There will be no more Okies - the Texans have stopped
fucking Niggers" (oral joke, where else but California, about 1950).
Or consider the doubled claim of incestuous racial origins in Genesis
19:30-38.]
There are no virgins, we are all being fucked by Arabs.
Full employment for all ends racism.
What's the cross between a Mexican & a Chinese? / R:
a genius driving a low rider / R: one helluva gardener / R: Jose Wong
/ R: Ahso amigos

The Yellow Peril [PIC D-3c: Three
line Asian caricature]
GOOK [PIC D-3d: Large letters, slant
pupils in the "O's"]

RELIGION
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
God chooses no child above another.
Pray for infertility. Is is -- Isis R:
Are are -- Arses
Jesus Jesus loves you. [PIC: heart]
One herd, no shepherd. -- Nietzsche
Out of my soul comes a yearning for sanctity.
To not fear anything is death. Free God!
God is God. God is.
God is good. [ later a bumper sticker]
(No text) [PIC: Heart with cross inside. #]
After death: four dimensions, three sexes, two bodies, one
Shathovru.
There is no being but there are beings.
Mors est Libertatem. --Doctor Rat
$atan Oh how great the sun!
Look to Jesus. R: So you can avoid yourself.
Noah had crabs. God is deaf .
Thor loves you.
What role does Jesus play in your life? If none you'd better
have a (^ God damned) good reason at the Judgment Day. R: Pure myth
bullshit.
Satan is the belief in Satan - be done with both at once!
Death? We are segmented in time.
Eve's sin was fucking a mutant. R: Her punishment was bearing
big-headed babies.
I came, I saw, I puked. -- God.
There is nothing so important as paradise. -- Dead Henry

Love / light / vibration / infinity meets finite. [PIC:
Star of David in circle. Malibu rock shelter]
Jesus Light God is hoax.
I only live to be born again. Starless
and Bible Black.
Let go and let God. [& bumper sticker]
Fart for Jesus God is on hold.
Religion sucks
Nice toy, but I'm getting tired of it. [PIC D-1a: A sinister God ("Da Boss") speaking, with
the Earth in his left hand]
Creationism is Biblical / Evolution is umbilical.
God is dead --Nietzsche / Nietzsche is dead --God [### Dundes,
collected 1964]
Religion is the only thing worth living for. [PIC: cross]
R: I live for love. R: I love life.
(No text) [PIC: Crescent moon encircling five pointed star
to left.]

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Hell awaits. R: That shit is real man, I was
there. Satan Saves. R: Try God. R: Try acid.
Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. -- A. Crowley
Love is the law / Love under will. -- A. Crowley
Jesus can give you a whole new perspective on life.
Eternal Truth No.1: All you Bible Thumpers make me sick.
As we live, we sleep / As we die, we awake. -- Buddha
Help all beings for all time.
SATAN [written 11 times vertically] R: Sucks
Satan is strong / Worship him. [PIC: pentagram in circle]
Clean and sweet is my soul / Clean and sweet is all that
is not my soul.

HATE THE SIN, NOT THE SINNER.
[Now pervasive and politicized. The older "Love the sinner,
hate the sin" is traced to St. Augustine in The Oxford Dictionary
of Quotations. It was argued on the WWW in 2000 that the
sinner should be hated also, but not treated "in an unChristlike manner"
(http://www.faithofgod.com/lovesin.htm). "Hate the sin, not the sinner"
seems to be replacing "love the sinner" versions, and in contemporary
discourse is applied primarily to homosexuality. I could find no source
for it prior to 1993, so its origin as graffiti, possibly a Christian
response to a homophobic graffito, can not be ruled out.]

SCHOOL
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Relax, Mom will still love you even if you don't get all
A's. Help! I'm lost in a sea of books.
Procrastination, my sole occupation. 11-30-78
You're not studying School is hard.
If I study I get it. R: What? R: Sex, money, power, love,
respect. Study! Good
bye calculus.
College would be paradise if it weren't for classes.
Stop looking for distractions.
Help! I'm so sick of studying! Why am I doing this to myself?
R: Who cares. R: If you don't like it leave.
Born for boozin & loosin. R: Born to do surface
integrals.. Study until you die.
Nuke finals June 6, 1979 / Finals
hell has struck!! / My God!
It would be so easy to say forget it and become a truck driver.
Dig Knowledge. [PIC C-1a: Spoken by
bearded man wearing a beret.]
Which way to ROTC? [PIC C-2c: Thought bubble
by male in butch haircut.]
Prof. Weinphal (Phil 1) [PIC E-1b: Smiling demonic
face. Text may be a response to the drawing.]

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You go to school for 20 years and you learn just one thing:
how to not mind being bossed.
Fuck skool A clean mind is an insult
to a college education. Abolish finals.
You should be studying (< fucking)
Masturbation and procrastination are the same thing, in the end you
are just fucking yourself!

SEX
............................................................
1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Save a tree, eat beaver. [## & bumper sticker]
Sex now. Eat Pussy
I touched her thigh and death smiled.
Random access makes better sex.
A hard man is good to find. [### Shaw 1978. Derived by transposition
from the proverbial "A good man is hard to find."]
I'll [??] Hippie Fuck.
Chupa la verga!
Pulse by pulse / Come in synch / -- Gloria
One eyed trouser snakes like bearded clams.
Duty, honor and sex . SHEX
I fucked three tri-delts last night. R: God I'm impressed.
Give up de pussay.
I want to pinch your nipples and suck on your clit until
you come!
Kiss me and see what happens. [PIC: Frog speaking.] R: You
get warts on your lips. R: No, your dangle starts to hop.
The stage is set for fornication. R: Stutterer.
Sit on my face. [### & bar talk] R: Oh go sit on your own face!
Let's be honest, all ladies like to fuck just like I do.
OK? -- The Non virgin Mary R: Not nice ladies.
I love tits and twats. Strawberry
douche forever. Golden showers are wet and
wild.
Sex is life. The best things in life
come in tight packages. Lets bump
uglies.

She'll lay me / She'll lay me not / She'll lay me ...
Fuck me! Pussy for the soul.
Jack off in the box. The brain is just a
tool for the genitals.
What the world needs now is more nymphomaniacs. R: Right
on, try 968-90**.
Peter Peter pussy eater. Up with
sexual deviance. Pubic Domain
Thy King of Come
Blow me bitch. [#] R: Oooo! Heavy S&M!
Do women ejaculate? R: They may, nine months later.
Girls share your fantasies with anonymous male flasher. Leave
phone no. R: 961-39**.
Fluck Men: Get your head out between
your legs - and put it between mine!
The world's biggest lies: / (1) I am not a crook -- R. Nixon
/ (2) I promise I won't come in your mouth. [## & an office humor
list which also contained: "The check is in the mail."]
What does it feel like? R: Like falling off a cliff and going
to heaven. R: It feels good, that's all that matters.
Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll. [#### Probably started as graffiti,
possibly a list.]

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1993 .................................................................
I'll fuck you sober. Evil Candy
Came Sex Kills
Burp the worm. Purple love helmet
I'm fucked mentally / so lets do it physically.
Eat pussy, drink and be merry. Cum in my ear
Men are horny because they are born with a tit in their mouth.
Girls fake orgasms and guys never know it.
Virginity can be cured. R: AIDS can not.
Legalize public intercourse.
I loved Nathan last night. 10-23-91 -- G.F. [UCSB, white
nail polish] Go oral sex
The only girls worth having have never been had. R:
There are no men worth having.
Find her spot and hit it with your tongue.
Here's to honor / Get honor / Stay honor
We would all go crazy without fornication.
SEX EVIL!!! R: I bet you masturbate.
Legalize Necrophilia [## Mockridge 1968]

Oh I wish I was in bed with my old boyfriend / That is
where I'd truly like to be / For if I were in bed with my old boyfriend
/ His ten inch cock would be inside of me. [melody: Oscar Meyer Weiner
song.]

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1993 .................................................................
Lets kill together Slaughter wildlife
I ate Flipper the dolphin. I'm going human
hunting.
I like drugs. R: That's what the guy said who killed
my cousin. R: I killed your cousin because I wanted to see him
suffer and drink his pain. But I also do a lot of drugs.

WHIMSY
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1979 - 1980 ............................................................
Fish nipples Pickle the people [in
flag] Lost faces.
Then came the last days of May. FAHT
Was wasn't. Android
Black hole just took my brain. R: Mine too.
Fry on you crazy diamond. Cosmic debris
Center of universe. [PIC: arrow points to center of a spiral]
And fools forever.
Before and after science. He he he
he helium. Schlotzie was here (or was it at
the cabin?).
Evellyn the modified (< mummified) dog.
1=2 If I make it through
. . .
Five more names that I can hardly stand to hear including
yours and mine and one mole chimp who isn't here.
Help I'm shrinking. R: Are you small?
Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Bral Drone
My arrows are my / directions headed for / the stars / i
think i'm spacing [PIC A-2a: arrows on plant]
Lost in Forever [PIC A-1b]
LOOK [PIC F-1b: The "O's" modified
to eyes.]

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1993 .................................................................
Mindcrime Mindbomb
Flesh is more Temple of
the day
Neither neither nor both nor one nor the other.

WISHES
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1979 - 1980 ............................................................
I wish people would once in a while open their eyes not to
the world's problems but to the problems of their own inner identities.
Oh to be able to vomit on command.