DEAR STRONGBAD
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
DANIEL

{Strong Bad reads in a loud monotone to reflect that the email was written entirely in capital letters.}

STRONG BAD:{typing} Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many Internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps. Anyway, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on.

{Strong Bad clears the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah... Yeah... Taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch. Anyways, they're all right here. Uh... They're climbing all over me. Um, say hello, ladies.

{Strong Bad clears the screen again, then types different messages from different "ladies" on the screen.}

Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)

What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! lmao! _^.^_

I'm way prettier than you.:P

ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB is the shizzle. p's

STRONG BAD:{typing} So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy. So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob. You might as well just stick with Daniel over here. I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on. Okay, Daniel, it's all taken care of. Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case. I am quite a catch. {stops typing} Okay, everybody. Bye.

The messages from the "ladies" make sounds from Apple's Mac OS X when they appear (Mac OS X is an operating system for Macintosh computers). Some of them could be submarine, glass, temple, and purr.

The "Internet etiquette" that Strong Bad is referring to is Netiquette, a list of rules, guidelines, and basic etiquette for the Internet. There actually is a rule not to type in all caps unless you really mean it.