quote XXXXXXXXXXX tells you 'get this is about darian, Stratos tells you 'i admit hes a dumb fuck ... but useful at times .'

[*OOC*]Rasma 'This one time I was jerkin my gerkin and my mom walks into the room and she says 'is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?'
Epsilon quotes 'Hmm. If I'm whacking it and Jesus comes back, I've got more problems than just being caught jerking off by the savior. :p'

an immortal tells you 'he blinded venn 3 times? ugh, most people make that mistake once.'

Ehlonna quotes 'help I'm hemhoraging IQ points :P'

[*OOC*]Epsilon 'I'd cut my dick off as long as she promised to use it as a dildo. She was that hot.'

[*OOC*]Nisstyre 'No no...Valsharess was just too quick for the coat hanger'

Epson (fgossips) '>>>OoC<<< Listen here you cocky lil Asian wanker! If i wanted any lipfrom you id
scrape it off Stratos' DICK! o.O'

[*OOC*]Manheim 'man my english is fuckin excellent your australian englished is fucked!'

[*OOC*]Jushica 'cockmeat sandwiches are the best'

[ FATALITY ] Kord has been slain by Fenmarel in Westbridge at Temple of PK

[*OOC*]Afura 'oh no the prairie dog almost left the burrow on that cough'
[*OOC*]Fhantom 'silence is the game turtle is your shroud of gown'
[*OOC*]Maezura 'Why Fhantom so silent now?'
You OOC 'Thanks! And dunno! :D'
[*OOC*]Quintus 'He's silent all the time. At least, for me he is.'
[*OOC*]Maezura 'Shouldn't he be saying something like "Claire appearing into all, but still all to know, the roosters are emerging, greetings of name day!"'
[*OOC*]Maezura 'or something equally random'
[*OOC*]Fhantom 'gaha'
XXXXXXX clans [OOC] 'so I hear CoN are trying to get a builder to change their CH into 1 big room, with 90 computers and 1 bathroom... XXXXXXXXX clans [OOC] 'so they feel more at home...'

XXXXXXXXXXX tells you 'get this is about darian, Stratos tells you 'i admit hes a dumb fuck ... but useful at times .'

Tagnikzur (fgossips) '(ooc) one thing i know that'll get cum taste out of your mouth though (quote that and i'll come kill you)'

[*OOC*]Epsilon 'That's a hell of a good deal - assuming it doesn't taste like I'm sucking it straight out of a cow.'

[*OOC*]Relic 'You know what my specialty is? Weiners.'

[*OOC*]Epsilon 'She's 8? Even better. No hair in the teeth.'

[*OOC*]Gond 'And I like to kiss all the boys!'

[*OOC*]Epsilon 'You know, because you can have my ass if you want it. I'll take it where I can get it, frankly.'

Epsilon tells you 'Well, since I couldn't get you to give me a blowjob, I never drank pineapple juice. ;p'

[*OOC*]Nisstyre 'mayo in a hotdog bun feels good'

[Waterdeep Announcement] A new Pontiac Sunbird has been posted.

[*OOC*]Hellstrom 'yeah im a big fan of vaganus'

[*OOC*]Jessiah 'I dunno about you, but if a chick stuck her finger up my ass I'd fucking freak :P'

[*OOC*]Jessiah 'Biggo and Serai.. now THAT would be an interesting couple'

[*OOC*]Glauss 'i'm a man who's trapped in a womans body who's trapped in a mans body'

[*OOC*]Serai '[MA] Im a man who gets mistaken for a woman all the time'

[*OOC*]Jak 'wrap yourself up and give him a blowjob and say it was from me.'

Arena Update: Gackt has slain Butterscotchiesooperpooperscooper in the arena!