Daisy Duke: What in thunder's goin' on? Vance Duke: Sounds like a raid on a moonshine operation. Coy Duke: Yeah, except we're miles and miles out to see.

Vance Duke: We'll have to wait till the guard's asleep. Daisy Duke: Right, and after we escape we'll have to warn Boss Hogg & Rosco about what we just heard. Coy Duke: Daisy, you sure have a way of taking the fun outta things.

Vance Duke: [referring to the natives] Haha, look at that. The General's got 'em on their knees. Maybe they'll think now that we're gods or such like. Coy Duke: I hope so, 'cause I ain't much on being fed to volcanoes. Daisy Duke: Me neither.