Kumar: [about Doogie Howser, M.D] So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse?
Neil Patrick Harris: No... I didn't go all the way with her.

and...

Kumar: we've gone too far. (when they are about 30 yards from their door and realize they forgot the cell phone and are debating whether or not to go abck and get it...i can so picture that exact thing happening with my friends and i!)

djpubbs wrote:dude, i f'n love that movie and CANNOT wait for the sequel!

my top 2 lines are:

Kumar: [about Doogie Howser, M.D] So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set? Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show. Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse? Neil Patrick Harris: No... I didn't go all the way with her.

and...

Kumar: we've gone too far. (when they are about 30 yards from their door and realize they forgot the cell phone and are debating whether or not to go abck and get it...i can so picture that exact thing happening with my friends and i!)

Two great moments indeed! Although, wasn't it a lighter that he wouldn't go back for, not a cell phone?

djpubbs wrote:dude, i f'n love that movie and CANNOT wait for the sequel!

my top 2 lines are:

Kumar: [about Doogie Howser, M.D] So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set? Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show. Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse? Neil Patrick Harris: No... I didn't go all the way with her.

and...

Kumar: we've gone too far. (when they are about 30 yards from their door and realize they forgot the cell phone and are debating whether or not to go abck and get it...i can so picture that exact thing happening with my friends and i!)

No, I forgot, the best line is "Shotgun anus" (Kumar) when they're going to double team freakshow's wife. My buddies and I use that one all the time when claiming the good one of something.