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Ever since MRAAB1 passed, people have been guessing who might be the first to take advantage of the new law. Tongues will wag! The Dish had its suspicions too, but now sources confirm an unexpected source… Q!

I had to ask the man himself. TT’s not gonna lie to you: I didn’t think he was going to answer, but he did… and the answer’s yes. Q explained that ever since his wife died, he’s been randy and thought this might be a good way to make some extra dough (not that he needs it) and have a little fun.

Right now, it’s a one man operation, but that could change in the future.

No official word from his family as to what they think of this… but sources tell me off the record they are PISSED!

Bruty, a resident of the PRA, is a three-time loser. She was convicted of two class 2 felonies for residential burglary and smuggling, and was recently found guilty of her third offense, a class 1 conviction for felonious assault.

Governor Goth signed the order, affirming the decision of the PRA Supreme Court and issuing a brief statement:

SimNation has no tolerance for law-breakers. They are a virus amongst us that must be discovered and eradicated. Long live the Revolution!

Our very own Khadija Sanchez sat down with one of Simmywood’s young rising stars, Monkeykid’s own Tina Larson, to talk about her career and her latest movie, Beach Patrol 8: Return of the Aardvark:

KS: Hi Tina, thank you for taking the time to talk with me. TV watchers probably recognize you from supporting roles in That’s my Llama! and the Super Fun Time Sexy Show, but this is your first movie role. What made this the one?

TL: Well, I’ve long been looking to break into films and frankly, Beach Patrol has been one of my favorite series for like, forever. So when Bottom [Movie director Bottom Summerdream] called, I was thrilled.

KS: Who do you play in the movie?

TL: My character is Cyndy Roberts. She’s the newest member of the Patrol, smart, sexy, and spunky, but also like, a good role model.

KS: How so?

TL: Well, I mean, at first, some of the other members of the Patrol think she’s just a dumb blonde, but she shows them that there’s a lot more to her… in fact, she ends up being critical to the mission!

KS: No spoilers! What was it like working with Tybalt Capp?

TL: It was amazing! Beach Patrol wouldn’t be what it is today with Ty! He’s as funny in real-life as he is in the movies.

KS: Some have criticized Beach Patrol for being little more than “smut.” What do you say to those people?

TL: Honestly, I think they need to get a life. I mean, the movie takes place on a beach. Are we suppose to wear burkas? I wear a bikini on the beach.

KS: [laughs] Good point. But I think the criticism is directed more at the copious amounts of nudity in the series.

TL: [shrugs] Maybe. I’ve always felt that the nude form should be celebrated, so nudity in movies doesn’t bother me.

KS: I’m sure our male readers want to know: do you have any nude scenes in the movie?

TL: I do. There are a couple shower scenes and a love scene… but I won’t spoil it and tell you who it’s with!

KS: You tease! You recently gave birth. Is it hard to balance acting and motherhood?

TL: Absolutely.

KS: How so?

TL: Well, I mean, like you want to be a good mom and stuff, but it’s hard because I have to audition and like, still look good.