His father is a Halal pork chop

So why has my Rolling Stones reference of the day - a quote from Bill Wyman - been removed from this board? It was in no way offensive.

Personally, I think it's Shy Bill, who'll only allow references made by Keith Richards, who was briefly Keith Richard after Cliff but is now Richards again.

I'd join my friends BMC, BMD and BME on Gordon's new board only he doesn't want me there and hasn't invited me. Steve Barrow might join Gordy's boardie as he is a well known anarchist; actually he's a far leftie in bed with Vanessa and Corin Redgrave. Funny that Bob Harding, who was in an anarchist pop group, should now dislike anarchism. But then now he's running a business and that's the most important thing of all.

Oh! And why has Shy Bill deleted that enjoyable "Critical Information thread? That was one of the best reads here.

Anyway, I've left bleak Manchester and grimy Newcastle and am now here in sunny California, where I'm gonna get all Jah Bill's chicks, or at least his chicken flu.