Ahoy, maties. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! You were probably hoping everyone would forget this year, but nay. We be back here with annoying pirate talk and dying to see you try some on y'self. No really, it'll be fun. Here's the thing: The only context in which you may talk like a pirate in public and still maintain a shred of dignity is when you're talking with your children. They're also the only people who will be impressed by your pirate slang. An opportunity to impress your kids! So we've taken a few common parenting phrases and translated them into Piratese. Savvy?