Where Is The Humor?

November 23, 1985

NANCY PATE ''humorously'' reviewed the obnoxious book And How to Massage Your Cat in the Nov. 5 Critics Choice feature in the Style section. The review was accompanied by a revolting illustration showing a cat being ''massaged'' and the cutline: ''Now draw front legs out at right angles to the body and tug sharply.''

Where is the humor in publishing a blueprint for cruel or igorant persons to follow literally?

The review was not amusing. Your critic's funny bone needs adjusting.

Joan Richardson

CHULUOTA

Note: Pate says she knows what would happen if she tried massaging her ''monster.'' Also, she pointed out that the book was a satire of ''how-to'' books and anyone who followed author Alice M. Brock's ''droll'' instructions -- ''grip tail tightly and turn slowly counterclockwise'' -- probably would get what he deserves.