32 worst things Donald Trump has ever said

By Hayden White

Donald Trump’s presidential run has been one of the biggest coups for comedians and comediennes across the globe, and while we don’t claim to be comedians, we thought we’d pile on and cash in on the attention he’s grabbing. It’s shameless, but whatever, that’s what we do.

Have a scroll through our favorite the worst things The Donald has ever said. Fair warning, some of it might be borderline NSFW.

1. “One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government.”

We just had to start off with this one. Does anyone else see the irony here regarding his candidacy?

2. “That’s one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich. So if I need $600 million, I can put $600 million myself. That’s a huge advantage. I must tell you, that’s a huge advantage over the other candidates.”

6. “We have a 5 billion dollar website. I have so many websites … I hire people. They do a website. It costs me three dollars.”

Yeah, well we set up MensTrait.com for $2. Yippee ki-yay, mother*****.

7. “I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

Somewhere in Mexico a group of bureaucrats is laughing their cojones off.

8. “I watch the speeches of these people, and they say the sun will rise, the moon will set, all sorts of wonderful things will happen, and people are saying, ‘What is going on? I just want a job.'”

Image: Mamás Latinas

There is something ironic about a man promising jobs to people when he’s most famous for eliminating them.

9. “I don’t need anybody’s money. I’m using my own money. I’m not using the lobbyists. I’m not using donors. I don’t care. I’m really rich.”

And this is what will endear him to the American people.

10. “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again, just watch. He can do much better!”

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!

15. “According to Bill O’Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks — if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%, 1% white.”

16. “Who’s doing the raping? Somebody’s doing the raping?”

The Mexicans are doing the raping? Weren’t you listening to yourself?

17. “We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that f****** price.”

This was in response to rising oil prices. For somebody who is supposedly incredibly smart, he seems to have very little insight into how commodities markets work… Or he’s pandering to the uneducated dolts in the world who support his candidacy. n’t let him use the land. That’s what we should be doing. I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed,’ but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.”

At least he admits to being a dishonest opportunist. This type of foreign policy is just what the U.S. needs always.

18. “I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

He obviously has friends whose last name is Black. Sheesh, people, it isn’t a race thing.

19. “Laziness is a trait in blacks.”

Oh, maybe it is a race thing.

20. “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

Yeah, it is definitely a race thing.

21. “What a convenient mistake: @BarackObama issued a statement for Kwanza (sic) but failed to issue one for Christmas.”

Because he was too busy praying to Allah. Just to note, the President did issue several statements about Christmas, and Donald has since deleted this tweet.

22. “Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than I like her very much!”

Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2014

We aren’t going to argue with him about Rosie O’Donnell, but isn’t this kind of the pot calling the kettle black?

23. “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!”

Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!

24. “.@Deadspin guys are total losers—they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions—other media capitalized!”

.@Deadspin guys are total losers—they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions—other media capitalized! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2013

If you missed this little spat, it came when Donald Trump sarcastically trolled Deadspin writers one day, earning a less-than-nice response from Deadspin involving the four letter f-word. Is this what Trump diplomacy would look like?

25. “Dummy Bill Maher did an advertisement for the failing New York Times where the picture of him is very sad-he looks pathetic, bloated & gone!”

Dummy Bill Maher did an advertisement for the failing New York Times where the picture of him is very sad-he looks pathetic, bloated & gone! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2014

Has anyone else noticed Donald’s affinity for the exclamation mark? He loves them!

26. “I will be releasing the full interview with a guy named Baxter @antbaxter only to show the bias and stupidity of him and @BBCWorld. Clowns!”

I will be releasing the full interview with a guy named Baxter @antbaxter only to show the bias and stupidity of him and @BBCWorld. Clowns!

Because we’re taking this far too literally, the BBC is one of the most respected media entities in the world and Trump ought to remember that.

27. “And I’ll have Mexico pay for the wall. Because Mexico is screwing us so badly. I will take it from out of just a small fraction of the money they’ve been screwing us for over the last number of years.”

Fun fact, the United States currently owes Mexico more than twice what they owe us.

28. “.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”

.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2012

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