Because of my crippling paranoia of course!
Just kidding. The real reason is that when I come online, I try to keep “Stunthead” separate from “Real life me.” It also makes it easier for people to find other accounts I have, as I use the same name for all of them. Anyone you see online with the name “Stunthead” is probably me. Other than Stunthead Thomas from facebook. Whoever he is, kill him on sight. Don’t ask why I call myself “Stunthead.” I came up with it when I was ten and I’ve already forgotten. Oh, and before I forget, I pretend to be a giant Kraken on my steam account. Don’t bother asking why, I forgot that as well.

I can tell you that I’m a male brony who hails from the magical land of New Zealand. I’m heterosexual, but I’m willing to make an exception if your name is “DeadParrot222”

You DON’T know who DEADPARROT is?THIS is Deadparrot. He is all that is good within this universe. He is life, he is love, and one day he will be MINE!
…wait, scratch that last one. I TOTALLY did not join for the sole purpose of stalking DeadParrot222. Yknow, cause that would be creepy, right? You guys believe me right? I’m not weird… I take pills for that…

Well, I LIKE them, but I don’t know much about them. I just thought it was a cool profile picture.

I’m a pretty big fan of video games (mainly TF2 and others by valve). I also enjoy the shows MLP: FiM, Adenture Time and Rick & Morty, as well as… uhh… dear god, I need more hobbies. Pass the meth.

My favorite pony is Rainbow Dash… And now, upon retrospect, I ask why. Best pony, however, is Derpy, because without her I wouldn’t be watching the show. Anything that gets ME involved with something MUST be the best. Just ask DeadParrot.