And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Mentat:And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Please. There are no Republicans in Oregon.

There are in Southern Oregon. But we lack snow trucks, like those rich northerners have.

/I love the merry little jingle of snow trucks, with their snow cones and popsicles.

It's a good thing that North Koreans can't interact with Americans, because thanks to systemic malnutrition they'd all break their necks looking up at them. Even the bums in America eat better than the average North Korean.

Mentat:And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

hubiestubert:You know what's sad? The real America would be far more of an indictment. and far less believable to them...

Wouldn't be more of an indictment for a country of starving people, and to show the real America would reveal the lies they've been taught. My understanding is that it's not so much 'we eat snow and pigeons' as it is 'we're an evil race of monsters'. And they have had to admit that South Korea wasn't doing too badly as they couldn't totally suppress that information. But I think they went the 'they long for racial purity and the one true way' or some shiat instead.

Whole country is a cult and I really really feel sorry for its victims.