The new criteria is set to include measuring restaurants levels of quality based on Food, Service, Hygiene, Cost and Overall Experience. The awards anti-awards are set to be called Bitchelin Stars.

Founder of the awards was quoted to have said ‘I created these awards first and foremost to recognise terrible food establishments. It will also be quite interesting to finally find the worst restaurant in the whole world. It’s going to be bad, and that’s gonna be good!’

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