Two unlikely candidates are conscripted into the Navy and soon find themselves out of their depth. With Al’s dodgy knee and Melvin’s allergy to women’s makeup, neither man is cut out for the marines. CPO Lardoski tries to make waves for the hapless rookies by wagering that Melvin must kiss Corinne, a sexy nightclub singer. Complications ensue when Al moves in on Corrine and Lardoski tries to have Melvin arrested.