This story is about Samson, the Puffer, who swallows a virus that makes him ill. This story is based off the Rabbit Ears' and Robin Williams' version of "The Fool and the Flying Ship" and has a similiar plot to the "Beast Wars" episode, "The Low Road."

The original story "The
Fool of the World and the Flying Ship" is copyrighted by Arthur
Ransome and the Rabbit Ears' version narrated by Robin Williams
along with the characters in this version are all copyrighted by
Rabbit Ears Productions, Inc. now called Rabbit Ears Entertainment,
LLC. The characters Rolf Saddlebag, Ole Ginger, Jared, Dmitri,
Boris, Sergei, and Maria "Mimi" Lopez and the names of the
original characters are all copyrighted by me, Rabbit Ears Blog. If
you want to use one of my characters, then you must ask for my
permission first by contacting me at my email address,
or just send me a private message and I will decide if you can use
them. If you have any questions or comments about this fan fiction,
then contact me through my email or through a private message on the
website.

Spontaneous
Combustion Samson : Chapter 1: Dmitri's Plot

It was a sunny day at
Tsar Vlad's palace and everyone there were doing their daily chores
for the mighty Tsar. Lord Peg leg was running errands for the Tsar
by delivering messages to the neighboring country as fast as he
could, Big Ears was hearing everything that was going on in the world
and reporting them to the Tsar and Samson was carrying a huge cargo
of stone so that he could build the Tsar's new bathhouse. As
Samson was carrying the cargo, he hears a strange rustling sound from
the Tsar's extravagant garden and he starts trudging towards the
sound. Silently, Samson peeked through the weeds and spotted two
bizarre looking figures digging for something in the ground. Samson
then realizes that those two bizarre looking figures are Boris and
Sergei. Samson thinks to himself, "Uh-oh, string boy and two-face
are snooping around the palace. That means something is up." And
something was up as Boris tells Sergei, "Hurry Sergei, we got to
dig this *spontaneous combustion virus* into the ground so that it
will blow up part of the Tsar's palace. If we don't do it, then
Dmitri is going to be hopping mad." "Oh, Dmitri is going to be
mad, huh?" Samson said unexpectedly. "Yes," said Boris, who
does not notice Samson standing over them, "Dmitri is really going
to be mad at us if we don't…" Boris stopped talking and he and
Sergei looked up to see Samson saying, "Hello boys…" "RUN!!!"
yelled Boris and Sergei and they tried to run, but Boris ends up
tripping in a couple of vines and accidentally flung the virus, which
is in a bottle, into the air. Samson calls out to the two, "Come
back here you two HOOLINGANS!!!!" But just as he said that, the
virus that was flung in the air, fell into Samson's mouth and
Samson accidentally starts swallowing the virus!!!! Boris and Sergei
then start panicking at seeing what was happening to the virus, but
they ended up running away from Samson to tell Dmitri what had
happened. When Samson finally drains the liquids of the virus, he
suddenly feels very dizzy and faints on the ground.

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