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It's called the Electoral college. The voice of the people is taken from the ballot box and turned into jelly beans! Then each state is given a points rating, so that California is way better than your dumb state! Isn't it marvelous! Isn't it wonderful that we've agreed to throw our voices away? If you don't believe me ask any Republican! They're convinced!

“If you guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, you get a puppy. If you guess the weight of the jar of jelly beans, you get a kitten. And if you guess what's in the box, you get to live. Good luck!”