Here's have Barbeque's Wiener (yes, I actually got the real one just for you). It's a little small but you'll find it tastey I'm sure. Then I have 4 CLOWN BURGERS made from real clown meat. Not hard to find supply on this one. Plenty of bodies lying around plus Dusty's was so huge it can feed a starving darfur family for like 4 years.