Tel Aviv Man Concerned Girlfriend Only Staying With Him For His Dishwasher

Tel Aviv, The Old North: North Tel Aviv resident Avi C. has some serious concerns. His girlfriend of four months, Tamar R. is pretty and smart and relatively easygoing. And Avi is beginning to suspect that the only reason he’s still around is that his apartment is equipped with a luxury item: a working dishwasher. “I know I must sound crazy. But I feel that she’s only keeping me around because of my dishwasher. And get this….She already has 3 dinner parties for all of her couples friends planned out through the end of January at my place. I’m losing my mind.“

When the Daily Freier tried to reason with Avi, he read us a text he received from Tamar. “Hey Avi! Wanted to bring some of my dishes over. I was thinking that tonight we could do Netflix, use the dishwasher and chill” Avi then shrugged his shoulders and threw his hands in the air. “I mean what the hell does Netflix dishwasher and chill even mean?”

In order to form a balanced picture, The Daily Freier spoke with Tamar about this troubling development. “Oh that’s just Avi, he’s being silly. He knows what he means to me. It’s just that his kitchen is just so much better laid out. With the granite counter, the kitchen island, and the dishwasher, there’s just so much potential and I really see a lot of good things in the future……with Avi I mean. Good things in the future with Avi.”

When the Daily Freier last saw Avi, he was composing a post on Secret Tel Aviv asking for advice on this same topic “for a friend”.