Well, I’ve finally started working again. The
day I was supposed to train was busy so instead of training I just made
coffee. Since I have over a year of experience as a coffee beverage engineer
(no matter how embarrassed I am of that fact) I was OK despite not even
being trained in their espresso making habits. Still, I have to say that
the style of managing is a little disconcerting. I mean, if I hadn’t
worked in a coffee shop before I would have been screwed, right?

For the time being, since I’m only working there
for the next two months I think I’ll survive. What I think I dislike
the most, though, is that it feels like I’ve retrogressed to my
high school self; I’m living with my parents and working nearly
exactly the same job. I am not down with that.

“If they wanna get me makin’ toys, if they
wanna get me well I’ve got no choice. Career opportunities the one’s
that never knock, every job they offer you’s to keep you off the
docks. Career opportunities the one’s that never knock.” -
The Clash

What is up, I have been crazy-busy lately. On top of
that, I’ve been preparing for these jobs that have been appearing
out of thin air...like bubbles in a stream (bad classical Japanese reference).

The most significant event being that I have been assigned
to a position in the Board of Education of Matsunoyama-machi, Niigata
Prefecture. I’m quite relieved that I’ve finally found a job
in Japan but as a life-long city slicker I’m a little nervous about
living away from the city. I SUCK at snowboarding, so they are probably
going to laugh at me.

However, I’m quite good with hot springs, so,
on the other hand, I am looking forward to my foray into rural Japan.
Come on everybody, let’s kokusai kouryu!

I still have two months before I leave for Japan so
most of my time lately has been spent looking for a job to last until
August. I even tried applying to the company my mother works at but it
turned out the job they were offering was only part time (and actually,
they were shooting for someone more akin to a high school student) so
I didn’t take it.

Ultimately, I decided to work at a café near
my house. The American offices of Hitachi Co. are across the street so
my boss says I may even get a chance to practice my Japanese.

Aside from job stuff, I’ve actually had a little
bit of fun the last few days. June 2 was my mother’s birthday so
we took a family trip to Monterey and the surrounding areas. Very fun.

Then, a couple of days ago I went with a friend of mine
to see Lagwagon. My friend’s a little bit of a star in that he DJs
at a local college station so we got in for free and even had backstage
access. I could have watched him interview them too, but it was a little
embarrassing (“who’s that guy?”) so I fled to the main
hall.

We didn’t know that we would be getting backstage/all
access beforehand so I didn’t bring my camera even though it turns
out I could have. What’s even worse is that I ended up spending
the majority of the concert on top of a chair close to the stage so had
I brought my camera I would have been able to take wonderfully clear,
lawful photos of the concert. To all of the Szkandelous readers out there,
I am sorry.

m( _ _ )m

Entirely unrelated but, I am told that the car chase
scene of Matrix 2 was filmed on a freeway nearby.

Like an angel without a sense of mercy, anime has commenced
a full-scale attack on the senses of my friends and myself. Our current
bout started a couple of weeks ago as a naïve enough desire on the
part of my friend (coincidentally also named Dan) to find out what Neon
Genesis Evangelion was all about. After nearly 15 hours of constant anime
bombardment I can safely say that it’s not about happiness.

Also, last Friday I saw “The Matrix: Reloaded”.
Before I say what I thought of it, I’d like to clear up my opinions
on the first movie. Matrix 1 was an excellent movie; it invented a whole
new world for special effects, presented a reasonably unpredictable story,
and brought some philosophy into the whole idea. Now, that being said,
Matrix 1 is philosophical without really being deep, the plot is interesting
without really being innovative and the action was innovative only in
its special effects and reliance on now-classic Asian-style action. The
Matrix is interesting and non-threatening, you can think about it but
you can just as easily forget it. In short, it’s fun.

It’s not surprising that fans compare “The
Matrix” to “Star Wars”; the two movies have essentially
the same distinguishing characteristics.

So, “Matrix: Reloaded”…the movie rocked
in exactly the way I had hoped it would. It kept up the same pseudo-intellectual
mythology as the original, kept an equally just-interesting-enough plot,
and kicked up the action a huge notch. I really enjoyed the car chase
scene, and fans of Dynasty Warriors for the Playstation 2 will find the
battle between Neo and Agent Smith (x50) to be quite familiar.

That being said, “The Matrix” is still “The
Matrix” so don’t look for superb acting, cutting-edge philosophy
or an earth-shattering plot. However, if you want to enjoy yourself, please
see “The Matrix: Reloaded”.

First off, I’d just like state that it’s
still Mother’s Day here in California so happy Mother’s Day
to all you moms out there. As for my family, we went to this nice Italian
restaurant and ate a jolly amount of food at their buffet.

The restaurant was family-owned, and tuxedoed men brought
our drinks to the table. In between chews you had to fight back the notion
that the place was run by the mob.

Well then, I would like to apologize for not having
written lately. Many reasons are at the heart of the problem, not the
least of which is my own lethargy due to my ongoing battle with the flu.

Anyway, I have moved the old front page into the archives.
You can access it directly from the archives
page or through the “previous entry”
button at the bottom of this page.

With the weather in it’s current state one would
never imagine that last Friday I was standing in the pouring rain with
only my “A Bathing Ape” sweatshirt to save me. And though
most people are likely assuming I was waiting in line to see the new “Lizzie
McGuire Movie”, I was, in fact, in the cold waiting to see the different
yet equally dorky “X2: X-Men United”.

Having not seen Lizzie McGuire, I merely conjecture
that “X-Men 2” is the better movie.

“X-Men 2” is a good movie. This time we
learn more about Wolverine’s back-story and are introduced to Nightcrawler
(and a gaggle of sub-X-Men). If compared to the first movie, I would say
that “X-Men 2” has a more involving story and, of course,
way better effects.

Compared to the “Matrix 2: Reloaded” trailer,
“X-Men 2” is a sad, silly movie. Really, I think that’s
all I need to say. “X-Men 2” is a good movie, but when they
show the “Matrix 2” trailer before right before the most technically
impressive scene in “X-men” you can’t help but pity
“X-Men”. “Matrix 2” is going to be amazing, just
you wait.

Anyway, I’ve been watching all sorts of things
lately. Saturday my friend Dan and I rented “Gonin” with Beat
Takeshi and Takenaka Naoto. It’s not directed by Takeshi-san but
the subject matter is what you’d expect; Yakuza, violence, gay wind-up
toys. The movie is beautifully shot, which makes up for the near lack
of dialog in the movie.

Sunday I was fooled into watching an advertisement for
the Japanese health drink “Aojiru”. I turned on the TV to
kill some time and there was this Japanese documentary about a woman who
overcame her poor health to run her own restaurant and hot air balloon.
I should have realized that it was still too early in the evening for
Japanese TV to be on but the show was too remarkable a facsimile of a
regular Japanese TV show for me to realize my error until I had grabbed
in by the thorny nails of human interest.

It WAS interesting too, but I kept noticing that the
cameraman would focus abnormally long the glass of pond-scum-like liquid
next to the main character. And the announcer kept mentioning how all
the good things of her life couldn’t have been done “if she
weren’t in good health” or how “good health was the
most important thing in life”. Later on they began to ask her questions
about her affinity to Aojiru at an uncomfortable pace.