(U) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(U) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(U) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike)
(U) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(U) Soldier creature token (1/1)

(U) Sylvan Ranger (1/1,When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
(U) Hungry Spriggan (1/1,Trample. Whenever Hungry Spriggan attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.)
(U) Ogre Jailbreaker (4/4,Defender. Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.)
(U) Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.))
(U) ThundersongTrumpeter (2/1,{T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.)
(T) Bird Token (1/1, Flying)
(S) Mist Raven (2/2,Flying. When Mist Raven enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.)

(U) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(U) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(U) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike)
(U) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(U) Soldier creature token (1/1)

(U) Sylvan Ranger (1/1,When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
(U) Hungry Spriggan (1/1,Trample. Whenever Hungry Spriggan attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.)
(U) Ogre Jailbreaker (4/4,Defender. Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.)
(U) Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.))
(T) ThundersongTrumpeter (2/1,{T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.)
(T) Bird Token (1/1, Flying)
(S) Mist Raven (2/2,Flying. When Mist Raven enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.)

(U) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(U) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(U) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike)
(U) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(U) Soldier creature token (1/1)

(U) Sylvan Ranger (1/1,When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
(U) Hungry Spriggan (1/1,Trample. Whenever Hungry Spriggan attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.)
(U) Ogre Jailbreaker (4/4,Defender. Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.)
(U) Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.))
(U) ThundersongTrumpeter (2/1,{T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.)
(T) Bird Token (1/1, Flying)
(T) Mist Raven (2/2,Flying. When Mist Raven enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.)

(U) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(U) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(U) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike)
(U) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(U) Soldier creature token (1/1)

(U) Sylvan Ranger (1/1,When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
(U) Hungry Spriggan (1/1,Trample. Whenever Hungry Spriggan attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.)
(U) Ogre Jailbreaker (4/4,Defender. Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.)
(U) Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.))
(U) ThundersongTrumpeter (2/1,{T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.)
(T) Mist Raven (2/2,Flying. When Mist Raven enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.)
(S) Falkenrath Noble (2/2,Flying. Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.)

(U) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(U) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(U) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike)
(U) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(U) Soldier creature token (1/1)

(U) Sylvan Ranger (1/1,When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
(U) Hungry Spriggan (1/1,Trample. Whenever Hungry Spriggan attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.)
(U) Ogre Jailbreaker (4/4,Defender. Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.)
(U) Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.))
(U) ThundersongTrumpeter (2/1,{T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.)
(T) Mist Raven (2/2,Flying. When Mist Raven enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.)
(S) Falkenrath Noble (2/2,Flying. Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.)

I hope you don't have any good creatures left It was costly though, with that Noble - I lose 7 and you gain 7.

Attack with all my guys that can
Responses/blocks/take it?

Spidey: 5
Energy Ctrs: 0
Hand: 10 (Centaur Healer)
Battlefield:

(T) Swamp
(T,U) Plains x2
(T) Forest
(T,T,T) Mt x3
(U) Island

(T,A) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(T,A) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(T,A) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike)
(T) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(T,A) Soldier creature token (1/1)

Graveyard: Eyes in the Skies, Sylvan Ranger, Hungry Spriggan, Ogre Jailbreaker, Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)), ThundersongTrumpeter, Mist Raven, Falkenrath Noble
Exile:

(T) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(T) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(T) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; First strike from soulbonding w/Healer; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike) *Paired w/Healer*
(T) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(T) Soldier creature token (1/1)
(S) Centaur Healer (3/3; First strike from soulbonding with Lancer; When ~ ETB, I gain 3 life) *Paired with Lancer*

Graveyard: Eyes in the Skies, Sylvan Ranger, Hungry Spriggan, Ogre Jailbreaker, Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)), ThundersongTrumpeter, Mist Raven, Falkenrath Noble, Druid's Deliverance
Exile:

(T) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(T) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(T) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; First strike from soulbonding w/Healer; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike) *Paired w/Healer*
(T) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(T) Soldier creature token (1/1)
(S) Centaur Healer (3/3; First strike from soulbonding with Lancer; When ~ ETB, I gain 3 life) *Paired with Lancer*

Graveyard: Eyes in the Skies, Sylvan Ranger, Hungry Spriggan, Ogre Jailbreaker, Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)), ThundersongTrumpeter, Mist Raven, Falkenrath Noble, Druid's Deliverance
Exile:

(T) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(T) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(T) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; First strike from soulbonding w/Healer; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike) *Paired w/Healer*
(T) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(T) Soldier creature token (1/1)
(S) Centaur Healer (3/3; First strike from soulbonding with Lancer; When ~ ETB, I gain 3 life) *Paired with Lancer*

Graveyard: Eyes in the Skies, Sylvan Ranger, Hungry Spriggan, Ogre Jailbreaker, Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)), ThundersongTrumpeter, Mist Raven, Falkenrath Noble, Druid's Deliverance
Exile:

(T) Mortician Beetle (1/1; Whenever a player sacs a creature, I may put a +1/+1 ctr on ~)
(T) Mistmeadow Witch (1/1; 2WU: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step)
(T) Hanweir Lancer (2/2; First strike from soulbonding w/Healer; Soulbond; As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike) *Paired w/Healer*
(T) Attended Knight (2/2; First Strike; When ~ ETB, create a 1/1 white Soldier token)
(T) Soldier creature token (1/1)
(S) Centaur Healer (3/3; First strike from soulbonding with Lancer; When ~ ETB, I gain 3 life) *Paired with Lancer*

Graveyard: Eyes in the Skies, Sylvan Ranger, Hungry Spriggan, Ogre Jailbreaker, Dregscape Zombie (2/1,Unearth {B} ({B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)), ThundersongTrumpeter, Mist Raven, Falkenrath Noble, Druid's Deliverance, Torrent of Souls
Exile: