A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":

My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.

A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":

You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.