Posted:11th Oct 2007You both have long and happy lives together. Happy for a comatose couple anyway. Eventually your families decide to pull the plug and harvest your organs, but you get to spend a couple years with your new girlfriend in the hospital before that happens.

I wish I didn't have scoliosis.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Posted:11th Oct 2007You get your favourite chocolate...the last bit in the world and the last bit they are intending n making. You eat it, and enjoy it, but chocolate lovers hunt you down, cut open your stomache and find the remains of the chocolate.

I wish Supernatural would come out tonight instead of Monday.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

Posted:12th Oct 2007you do, so tidy infact EVERYONE starts asking you about it, you tell them you got it so tidy by making a wish and everyone thinks yer lame, no one talks to you anymore, you become a total recluse.

I wish my driverside window would work again and not be stuck all the way down.

Posted:13th Oct 2007You return from travelling and he gives you back your job, but he's given you the wrong one and you end up getting negative $12 an hour for all the supplies you have to buy out of your money.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

Posted:15th Oct 2007A large military checkpoint is built outside your house, making it impossible for you to get in or out without an ID check and full body search. Then hippies start protesting against the obvious injustice by chaining themselves to your fence, thus making it totally impossible for you to get in or out. After a few weeks, you run out of food, and get so thin you no longer resemble your ID, so get detained at the checkpoint, and spend the rest of your life in an offshore detention centre trying to prove your identity.