Here’s my two cents on the Cavs new alternate: A+ for style (Chicago Bears blue is the best uniform color in sports and this getup has a brilliant simplicity to it), but an F- for recycling a cliché and throwing it on the front of the jersey (even if it’s the part that gets tucked in). That’s the only part of the jersey that touches your dong — you gotta give one of the greatest lines in literary history a bit more respect than just being a sponge for nut sweat.

Oooooh NOW we get it. “All for one. One for all.” Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love and LeBron make up the Cavs “Three Musketeers.” Gotcha. Question: Does that motto extend to owners heading into a contentious new CBA negotiation?