NFL Playoffs 2012: 11 Reasons Casual Fans Should Watch

Hey, I get it. You don't follow the crowd. You're a lone wolf on the American sportscape. You take pride in an independent streak that's left you on the losing end of one too many bar fights.

I respect that, and I wouldn't try to revoke your American citizenship just because the intricacies of the Cover-2 don't interest you.

That isn't my style. I'm a nice guy.

Here's what I will do, though: I'll give you 11 reasons to watch the remaining three games of these NFL playoffs, reasons that have no relation whatsoever to the football micro-culture you've surely grown to loathe.

Because the NFL playoffs are cool, and you don't need an encyclopedic knowledge of blitz pickups in order to appreciate them.

The overdog always wins, so much so that it isn't worth watching tournaments like the NBA playoffs until the Conference Finals.

But not in the NFL. No sir.

Today's NFL has achieved the closest thing to perfect parity in the history of American sports. Anyone can win on any given day, and upsets happen with enough regularity that they make a mockery of prediction and so-called analysis.

The following exercise will prove my point.

Walk up to your football-obsessed friends on the day of the game and pick either of the two teams to win. They'll ask you why and you'll answer, "Just 'cause." Better yet, say you've picked that team because you prefer their mascot or color-scheme.

Your nonchalance and naivete will push your friends into apoplexy and/or ridicule. Calmly say that you would like to make a wager on the game's outcome.

They will laugh, agree and smile smugly.

Three hours later you'll have won the bet and they'll be forced to engage in whatever unmentionable acts you included in the wager. Either that or money, though I prefer the unmentionable acts.

Reason to Watch the 49ers: What Happened Last Week

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I guess you didn't see it since you're not that into football and all, but the San Francisco 49ers played pretty much the most awesome game in sports history last weekend against the New Orleans Saints.

First the 49ers were all like beating the Saints. Then the Saints we're like, "no way," and came back.

Then the 49ers called some crazy plays and took the lead. Then the Saints did some more nutty stuff involving a grown man named "Jimmy."

The 49ers finally sealed the win with nine seconds left, and everyone in San Francisco lost their mind.

Commercials

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Advertisers bring their "A" game to the football telecast and you, casual fan, are the main benefactor of that.

If you have an interest in beer, trucks or car insurance (a casual acquaintance of the first two items), each of America's leaders in those respective fields will court your patronage over the course of the broadcast.

That usually means a 30-second clip about cavemen punctuated by some form of word play.

Sometimes it's funny. Most of the time it isn't.

Either way, it quickly becomes apparent how hard these companies are trying impress you, and that in itself is a form of entertainment.

Make a note every time an advertisement attempts to normalize you by appealing to demographic tendencies.

Allow yourself a small chuckle whenever a company uses blind patriotism to promote the sale of products made overseas.

Take solace in the fact that everyone else in the room is too busy discussing the game's nuances to make such astute observations about American consumer culture.