Click to viewWhat does former Senator Alan Simpson (R - Wy.), co-chair of President Obama's deficit-reduction commission, think about "kids these days"? So glad you asked!

"This is a fakery," Simpson said on Fox News. "If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don't like them!"

He was theoretically talking about seniors' unwillingness to allow their Social Security funds to be targeted for cuts. (He has previously called Social Security "a milk cow with 310 million tits.") But he apparently ended up in a rather different place entirely! One that seems to strongly associate rappers with... various bowel-related activities?