Today, Dorkly broke down the major players of the video gaming industry into commonly understood archetypes: Your friends. Doesn't make them any more tolerable, but it does make them more understandable.

Still, I would have figured Activision for your gun-obsessed weightlifter friend who drives a 1989 Celica and listens to the Iron Eagle soundtrack, and Valve for the guy who keeps promising to pay you back for his half of the third of an ounce of weed.

I know no one sells weed in thirds of an ounce. It's a joke. These two above, plus Blizzard, Bethesda, Sega, Microsoft, Zynga and others are at the link.