Queen Elizabeth II Gossip

You hear about this year? Several senior members of the British royal family were out today to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Later on there was a photo taken with veterans. And, well, old crusty Prince Philip got impatient and this is what happened:
Just take the f-cking picture!
Twice!
He’s always been the one who talks all kinds of sh-t, non? And, well, you know how it is when people get older. Full Story

Princess Charlotte was christened yesterday at Sandringham. It’s the first time the Cambridges stepped out in public as a four-piece. Charlotte travelled by pram to church, pushed by her mother, who walked alongside her dad and her brother.
Her brother.
Big G. Who, as we’ve seen, as we know, has made every single event that’s supposed to be about his sister about himself instead. Full Story

My friend Lorella has this weird phobia about dressing the same. Like if we agree to meet somewhere, and she shows up in a black tee and jeans and I show up in a similar black tee and jeans (which is standard wardrobe for a lot of people), she’ll have a meltdown and might not be able to function. Full Story

Day 1 of Royal Ascot. The Queen was joined by a few of her grandchildren including Zara Phillips and Prince Harry who wore a top hat, per the dress code. Oh of course there’s a dress code. A strict dress code. When I was in Windsor a few weeks ago, I wanted to walk the Long Walk. It’s like 10km or something. Full Story

The Queen and Prince Philip were joined by Prince William and Princess Anne at the event to mark the 800th anniversary of the Magna Carta today at Runnymede which is close to Windsor which, of course, is where Windsor Castle is –the Queen’s preferred home, where the Order of the Garter service happens. Full Story

The Royals Season 1, Episode 4 recap
Usually I title recaps with a notable line of dialogue from that week’s episode, but The Royals simply doesn’t provide notable dialogue, so for this show, I’m switching to the most absurd thing that happens in the episode. This week, it’s Helena’s revenge on a peasanty whiskey distiller who dares speaks to her in Snide Tones. Full Story

Led by Her Majesty, all senior members of the Royal Family attended a commemoration service today at St Paul’s Cathedral to honour those who died in Afghanistan. For the Queen’s family, this is more than just an official responsibility. As you know, Prince Harry served twice in Afghanistan. Full Story

Got yelled at by several Brangelunatics the last few days for not posting about Angelina Jolie getting honourary damed by the Queen on Friday. Because I had laser eye surgery and then it was Thanksgiving in Canada. So that's a lesson for you all: nothing is more important than Brange - not your vision, not family, not holiday. Full Story

It’s right there!
Right there!
Sit on it!
She didn’t. And maybe that’s a smart move. Because nothing good, so far, has come from anyone sitting on the Iron Throne.
Her Majesty visited the set of Game Of Thrones today in Belfast. Certain members from the cast were there too. Full Story

Trooping The Colour happened this weekend in London to celebrate Her Majesty’s birthday. Everyone has to show up for this one. Princess Catherine rode her with mother and brother-in-law to Buckingham Palace. Who wouldn’t want to ride with Hot Harry? When you ride with Hot Harry, you’re on the party bus. Full Story

Prince Philip is 93 years old today. Maclean’s rounded up some of his good and so-bad-they’re-good moments over the years. The Duke celebrated his birthday by going to work. At the Queen’s garden party. It’s quite a contrast in comparison to those Cambridges, William and Catherine, who’ve come under some criticism lately for being lazy. Full Story

Prince Harry leaves on Sunday for Cape Town on his trip with Walking With The Wounded. They’re expected to begin the trek on November 30th and arrive at the South Pole by December 16. Today there was an event at Trafalgar Square where he spoke about the mission and their goals. Yesterday Harry was at Buckingham Place as members of the charity were brought in to meet with Her Majesty in advance of the expedition. Full Story

Um…
PEOPLE Magazine’s cover this week is not surprising – obviously the Cambridges and their baby boy king who arrived in time to make the deadline. It’s the only story.
But is it?
Over at US Weekly though, well, the royal child has been bumped in favour of a bachelorette. Full Story

Queen Elizabeth showed up at the England-Australia cricket match today in London. She spoke with the players for an hour after arriving late, then went to her box for a bit, and then left early, prompting many to speculate that she was rushing off because Katy Cambridge was in labour. So far, there’s been no confirmation that Kate’s birthing the future king or queen. Full Story