Kevin Butler, As You've Never Seen Him Before (NSFW)

Cat's out of the bag, folks. Kevin Butler is not really PlayStation's vice president of everything from First Person Shooter Relations to Rumour Confirmation. He is, in fact, the actor Jerry Lambert, who played quite the cringe-inducing straight man in the most recent episode of Showtime's "Shameless" on Monday.

KB, under the auspices of being helpful, urges Karen to give it up at her purity ball, with disastrous results, as you may see here.

We've reached out to Sony Computer Entertainment America for comment but were told this is a family matter.

Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair.
This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.