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Don Frye does not have to answer the phone. His mustache picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translate them into audible sound. That joke worked a lot better when it belonged to Chuck Norris. I'm sure Don Frye's mustache doesn't appreciate being panned in on hand-me-down Chuck Norris beard jokes. All apologies go towards Don Frye's mustache. I never intended this article to offend you in anyway. If your mustache feelings were hurt, I deeply apologize. Maybe one day we'll get a few beers and if you want, you can call Don Frye to join us. In the meantime, let's watch a guy that appears to be Don Frye on The Jimmy Kimmel Show.