Coffee with my old Self

Dreamt that I was having coffee with my old self
– well, she was drinking coffee, I was having tea –
and I decided to give her some advice. Hey, listen, you look gorgeous, you don’t need makeup, do yourself and don’t date him, or him, relax a little. Do some yoga. And, for god’s sake, don’t cut your hair off.

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She replied,I want to find a little mint that says “Eat me” and jump into this glass of water; see how long it’ll take before someone notices.