Octogenarian Jokes

Funny Jokes

An Octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new townand joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club forthe first time to play but was told there wasn't anybody hecould play with because they were already out on the course.He repeated several times that he really wanted to play.Finally the Assistant Pro said he would play with him andwould give him a 12 stroke handicap. The 80 year old said,"I really don't need a handicap as I have been playing quitewell. The only real problem I have is getting out of sandtraps." And he did play well.Coming onto the 18th the old man had a long drive, but itlanded in one of the sand traps around the hole. Shootingfrom the sand trap he hit a very high ball which landed onthe green and rolled into the hole!The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent wasstill standing. He said "Nice shot, but I thought you saidyou have a problem getting more...