John Howard had his core and non-core promises - Kevin Rudd has his "great moral challenge of our time" which somehow became "ah, maybe later" and now Tony Abbott has his "gospel" and "non-gospel" statements. What lies have you told - and how did you justify them?

So many versions of Robin Hood have been made over the years - he's been an effete Lord and sexy swordsman, and even - courtesy of Walt Disney - a fox. Now Russell Crowe seems to be playing with an Irish accent, presumably as a sort of IRA rebel. What are the versions yet to be made?

The Education Department is under fire after it refused to issue a report into whether there are health dangers with the unflued gases used in many classrooms. What were the main health hazards you faced while at school?