A fat miserably unhappy discusting waste of space no talent bulldike carpet munching loser that has nothing better to do than to try and bring others down to make herself feel better about being a piece of shit.

An aquatic creature that consumes the flesh of children in order to keep its weight at a stable 450lbs. This creature has been known to breed with its own gender and is currently the only one of this species. The burden of the creatures disguise to appear as a successful gentlemen has left scientist puzzled.