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The secret word is "novelty cycling jersey," (AHHHH!) and it's inspired by this incredible PeeWee Herman bike riding outfit that is amazing in that it simply exists. You know what else is great? The vast amount of ridiculously nerdy pop culture-inspired suits available on the ol' world wide web.

Spidey sense tingling? Nope. That's just a side effect of riding a bike all the time. The same company behind the PeeWee jersey, Podium, also has a Spiderman suit.

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You'll easily pick out the bike riding nerds, because they'll be the ones in the coordinated Star Trek Uniform.

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You don't need PEDs, because you can actually just have a Superman suit that you wear on your bike. JK, it's not going to make a difference, but go ahead and raise that comic book enthusiast banner, baby.

If you rock this America jersey, you are contractually obligated to get a sponsorship from Budweiser, outfit your bike with sparklers and bottle rockets, and have an electric guitar symphony follow you at all times. Support our troops. 9/11, never forget. Land of the Free.