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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

sandy - I knew that :) well, not exactly - after i did the Glory thing, I thought the name of the song was "His Truth is Marching On", and then I decided I didn't like that -too religious - so I made a switch to the Sports Anthem avec (as Marie would say) ramparts - glad you asked??? :)

But note in the title sandy, that it's a Hymn - so that would make it a hymn (religious by definition) about warfare - some might say that's an oxymoron, but then that would lead us into a discussion of War in the Name of Religion, so I won't go there!

But note in the title sandy, that it's a Hymn - so that would make it a hymn (religious by definition) about warfare - some might say that's an oxymoron, but then that would lead us into a discussion of War in the Name of Religion, so I won't go there!

Sandy, I believe that the rules state that you may choose either the first letter of the last word, or the last letter of the last word as the first letter of the next title.(Whoosh, that sounds more complicated than it is.)

There is no real reason to stick with a theme; I just have too much time on my hands. And (shhh! don't tell anyone) since I have to cheat and look up song titles anyway, I might as well look for titles that somehow relate to each other.

Waddaya mean there are no challenges in this game? It's on page 57, Subsection T, paragraph 4: When a player lists a song that is patently made up, the other players may "challenge." If the song cannot be proven, the player who listed the erroneous song will be forced to do whatever the title of the made-up song suggested. In this case, set St. Elmo's fire on your detatchable penis.

It won't let me see any lyrics unless I install. There is no "no" option to click. But since Alex vouches for you Joshkr, I withdraw my challenge.
Reluctantly.

I'm sure that Detatchable Penis must be one of the great love songs for the ages. Especially when combined with St. Elmo's Fire. (Which I know isn't fire, but it works so much better if you think of it as real flames) Since I can't view they lyrics, I have written my own:

I wanted to get off
When I got excited
Instead the thing came off,
And now it's ignited.

You can have my heart, 'cause it's empty anyhow
And you can have my mind, because it's only full of you
And you can have my memories, 'cause you're all I can remember
But you can't have my member (unless I get re-membered)
...'cause my member got detatched when I was searching for a...

Hmmm, how should I complete this song? When singing about a detatchable penis, what would a man be looking for, that rhymes with "you"?
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PS... LTTG but the Detachable Penis Song was mentioned in a DB column a long time ago. It was in a column about radio stations that his son listened to that he didn't... *going to check DB book to find the column* The column is called "The Old-Timer's Game". It features on pg 197 of Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up. So even Dave's heard that one.

*feels proud that she remembered that, ignoring the fact that if she hadn't read it just the other day, she'd never had thought of it.*