ComedySportz is making the first day of the year really easy if you went hard the night before: rouse yourself at four or five o'clock and get to their New Year's Hangover Stand-Up Marathon, then just sit there and take in four hours of comedy. The 20 comics telling jokes are the same Chicagoans you'll see working the circuit all year, so you know they know what you're going through. —Asher Klein