No needs to panic, fellas! We've got your Valentine's Day gift RIGHT HERE!

We guess we don't actually mean JUST the teaser for Farrah 2: Back Door and More, Farrah Abraham's sequel to her "amateur sex tape." We mean, that the actual whole thing comes on Feb. 13th (among other things)!

Finally! We get a glimpse of that legendary sex swing, some amazing dialogue, and probably the best production value this side of Avatar!

Hmm, we wonder if she's still going to claim that this is another sex tape? The quality is impeccable! Looks like a professional movie to us!

Dry acting wise, not sexy, just raunchy. She's more in2 herself & the camea person. How could her dad go w/her 2 sign up 4 this? & bring her baby? A new kinda low. Just 1 more porn flick & she'll have her "Trilogy" tho. The Abraham family must b so proud! (sarc)