• Upon viewing screen shots from tipsters JD and Paul H from last night's 3-1 Vancouver Canucks win over the mighty Los Angeles Kings, the initial reaction was "potential April Fools' photo shop." Nope. Hockey Luvin Homo ishere, so get used to it. In wholly inferior news, the Canucks claimed their first President's Cup ever with the win. [Vancouver Sun]

• Hockey Luvin Homo: Not an April Fools' joke. How about a website's claim that they have photographs of Barry Bonds's testicles? [BallHyped]

"Got hit by the elbow and reacted to it. Disappointed in the way I reacted. I let my teammates down, let the organization down," Wall said. "It was two elbows. I got hit with the first one; I stopped and waited. And the second one, I got hit, and I just reacted." [Yahoo Sports]

• Offering your semi-regular Jello Wrestling update, tipster Tom shares footage from The Boot in Shreveport, Louisiana: "Tonight, long after the champion had been decided, two girls had a score to settle and they decided to settle that score. Their catfight was decidedly the best match of the night." Hugs not drugs. [YouTube]

• Before the University of Tennessee tapped Cuonzo Martin to replace Bruce Pearl as head basketball coach, a forward-looking administrator registered the domain names firecuonzo.com, firecuonzomartin.com and firecoachmartin.com. [Metro Pulse]

• In first-ballpark-fight of the baseball season news, the first ballpark fight of the baseball season was filmed at Dodgers Stadium. Bravo. [YouTube] (H/T Negativo)

• One of Liverpool's sponsors wants the club to go ahead and sign more Asian players. Per The Independent, Standard Chartered's chief executive Peter Sands thinks this would help them "capitalize on their marketability in that continent, where Standard have a huge market. ... The bank's Asian customers apparently love Anfield's quintissential football character." [Independent]

• Here's a link to video of Zinedine Zidane tripping and falling in front of schoolkids in Lyon, France. [SportPost]