!! OMG, Pit Stop: Shawn Morales !!

What would 'The RU'L HouseQueens of LogoTV' be without the pit crew ? Well if we likened it to a real motor race, those queens would run out of fuel, LOSE THEIR WHEELS, and their make-up would get all scratched up as they were lip-synching. Thank goodness for the pit crew's mechanical know-how.

I wonder if maybe there is a video, somewhere out there of Shawn Morales checking Latrice Royale's oil level; dipping in his greasy rod and wiping it with an old TERRY CLOTH when he's done?

Well this will have to do for now until that video surfaces. Click below to see Shawn's body work and Willam's remake of Selena's "Love Song", obviously entitled "Love you like a Big Schlong", which Mr Morales features in.

...and if you are busy tonight and have to set the VCR to "re-re-re-record" RuPaul...remember to program it carefully and "don't f*ck it up"

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Re: Deodorant. I have a friend who is the same way. There is something called a crystal deodorant stick that does not smell like anything. All it does it help prevent bacteria from thriving and stinking up your pits. I don't know why anyone would be opposed to using it.