If you have the ability to ignore her pretty old looking face, like I do, then you’ll appreciate a bitch in her 40s who didn’t fuck around making Michael Bolton gay babies with the most luxury 80s hair, and instead kept her shit tight, put together and something I’d want to fuck…which isn’t saying much, considering I stuck my dick in rotton curdled milk this morning just cuz I was curious how it felt, and now I’m stuck smelling this sour smell all day…nothing I’m not used to…

All this to say, Nicolette Sheridan looks fucking old and hot and I want to crawl up her leg and die inside her menopausal pussy, playing a sex game I call “The Baby You Never Had”…whatever that means…