If the Best Picture nominee posters told the truth

The Best Picture nominees have been announced, and what an exciting bunch of films they are. Facebook: The Movie? (*chuckles*) Hollywood, you've done it again! But what if the posters couldn't tell lies?

We've seen it happen time and time again: a movie with a badass poster turns out to be boring as hell. Shouldn't there be some sort of law against misleading advertising like that? Join us as we dare to dream and imagine a world where the 10 Best Picture nominees had posters that had to tell the truth about the movies they advertise. What a magical land...