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Firebird Raceway is running Top Fuel over on the nearby drag strip, so we've got the sound of nitro-huffing Hemis as a sort of counterpoint to the clatter of LeMons cars dropping bumpers on the road course. Meanwhile, the F-ed Up Express BMW 325i remains just a few car lengths behind Eyesore. At the same time, the first-ever LeMons Corvette has proven to be as horrible as we expected, with its team spending more time with the wrenches than behind the wheel. Check in later for more citrus-tainted excitement from Arizona!