A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.-- Joseph Addison

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody AllenAccept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so withall your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make itinteresting.

Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hall of Fame Inductions

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. n David Bissonette

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -- G. K. Chesterton

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -- Noel Coward Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding.If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies.Tell her: "Kath, you just go right ahead and do what you feel is right." Unless you actually care for her, in whichcase you must see to it that she has no male contact whatsoever. -- Bruce Jay Friedman

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too manywomen in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really_ attractive. -- Bruce Friedman

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know theblessings of peace. -- William Gladstone

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. -- Roy Goodman

It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers andactually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge sixteen dollars for thatlittle tiny jar. -- Jane Goodsell

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Sacha Guitry

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry

People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. n John Harriggan

The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the onlyglimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes

Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit nowand then. -- Katharine Hepburn

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. -- Groucho Marx

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken

Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. -- George Jean Nathan

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.

True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always somemadness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, First Part: On Reading and Writing

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier

The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that themediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover,instead of creating the perfect love. -- Tom Robbins

To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowingwhat you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. -- George Bernard Shaw

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become aphilosopher. -- Socrates

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer

Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that womentalk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. n Deborah Tannen, You Just Don't Understand

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. n Mother Teresa

We can do not great things - only small things with great love. n Mother Theresa

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such aman. n Lana Turner

Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as RalphNader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy asWoody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conners, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing likeRobert Redford--but you'll take him anyway. -- Judith Viorst

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde

Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of fear andprejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality and our purpose on earth. Tobe consciously aware of it, to experience love in ourselves and others, is the meaning of life. Meaning does not liein things. Meaning lies in us. -- Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters

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I was talking with my Fiancee, Tanya, last night and she was still so delighted with the flowers you chose for me.
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I have been able to see all the other flowers you delivered to her and I can agree with Tanya, they were beautiful. This is the reason I will continue to use your services until she comes to England to be my wife.

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