Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Come back from USA

I come back from USA liao. Diu na seng, I cannot used to the hot here, and my timing all fucked up. Lucky I on leave today.

I went to look for Raymond because he afternoon quite free, so can come out to drink kopi. I miss Singapore kopi, man. USA the Starfuck coffee is really too expensive for me.

Wah you damn song ah? Go USA for work! Raymond say, how many neh neh you see and ang moh cheebye you fuck?

No lah, I say, a few only, most day is work. But I think my last night is the most hiong one. Wake up headache and see 4 or 5 use condom everywhere, and one still on my horse. But I cannot remember what happen. I go there is follow my boss one, do cow do horse for him, like coolie liddat. But not bad, still can enjoy my trip. See many strip show, watch XXX channel, make new girl friend, and win a bit of jackpot money. I even find some good Chinese food.

Raymond was in bad mood, he told me that the Singapore union member must pay $1 more a month. He said KNNBCCB, $8 one month become $9 one month.

I look at him and said Singapore got union meh? Where got lan cheow union? Dude! Don't bluff me!

No really, Raymond say, NTUC is supposed to be Singapore worker union.

Dude! Issit? They got fight for Singapore worker meh? I said. I even thought NTUC is gahmen company. Other country the union is fight for the worker type. Sometime fight until small small fuck thing also call people to strike, strike until the whole country stop, cannot do anything.

Ya, I know, Raymond said, but our country is always special than other people country one. Union also special, is gahmen friend, not worker friend. We got the world only No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Union.

Then you join for fuck? I ask him.

Got free gift mah. He said.

I said Aiyah. maybe this Singapore union is help Singapore worker in other way? Cheaper supermarket also consider as help Singapore worker what. Right or not, dude?

Lan cheow lah, Raymond said. Liddat call help ah? Want to buy the NTUC cheap supermarket thing also must have money must have job first what. No job use what money to buy? Call them to help Ah Seng find a job first then come and tell me the supermarket union damn good.

Dude! Ah Seng haven't find job ah? I said.

No lah, Raymond said. He got go a few interview, even got go to the dunno-what useless training that gahmen arrange, but the gahmen people keep ask him to don't so choosy, $700 a month toilet cleaner job is also job. Cheebye, this kind of thing also can say.

Absolutely! So he got take the toilet cleaner job or not? I said.

Raymond say No lah, Ah Seng say he do part time help his friend look after a shop will make more money. Fucker gahmen damn easy for them to say, their minister salary all million dollar one, can still tell we worker to don't so choosy. Call them to give me their PCB million dollar job lah (President job also I don't mind), then see whether they will choosy the $700 toilet cleaner job. Sometime I think our gahmen the minister is brain very smart and hand very clean, but heart dunno put where.

Ya! I also say. The big oversea company come here to use Singapore worker, then when they want to retrench Singapore worker, our Supermarket Union never say Stop! Cannot like this treat our worker! Wait we strike!

No, our champion union say, Thank you big oversea company for come here to invest Singapore, Singapore worker is really need to upgrade, so sorry our worker is not good enough for you. Don't worry, we wun let them suka suka strike one. We dowan hurt your company feeling.

I think last time SIA got one union quite pai kia one, is the pilot one. In the end their lampa and lan cheow also let Lao Lee cut off liao. No lan cheow is very hard to be pilot, because the Singapore Girl cannot suck your aeroplane cock stick in the cock pit. So the pilot all lan lan have to guai guai take pay cut. Pay cut is better than lan cheow cut.

Raymond is very sian. He still got job, but his share all lose money. I told him last time to careful liao, those nabei cheebye China and Malaysia share many is bluff one. But he said never mind, sure make money. Singapore Shares Interchange Company is like the Casino, except no the dancing girl show.

Singapore Shares Interchange Company very solid. They are like police of Singapore Share. They ownself is also company that buy and sell share. They like to attract many company like China company come here and sell their share in Singapore. And the China company happy happy come to Singapore like the PRC prostitute to fuck Singapore people and take their money. But Singapore Shares Interchange Company also suppose to check these company don't anyhow bluff people.

Where got such thing one? Is like Policeman is also the Orh Gui Tao, in charge of catch the pros, also in charge of sell cheebye. Only in Singapore then got this kind of thing. Shares Police is not really stock police, Union is not really union.

And Singapore so like to suck China cock that I read they even give them bull lampa juice to make China friend them. How they pak the bull chew cheng, man! The bull watch the XXX naked cow show and pak chew cheng one ah! Hahahaha!!!

Absolutely not, dude, I say. Student in Singapore life very bad one, cannot even say his teacher is 老处女 in his blog. Say already get caning get suspender. I prefer to be Singapore worker, guai guai join the No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Supermarket Union hahahahahaha!!!!

Na beh Rockson, never die before ah? So direct comment on Gahmen salary... have job for peanuts pay $700 should be happy already. Otherwise, might end up as taxi driver and owe gahmen $90+ per day before you start work!

Rockson! Welcome back... the real rockson is back... bringing up all the up to date issue. like the way you SOUR garment... wait one day the garment take action to you and put you in jail... lao lee is there, man! do watch your word. he can do whatever he likes as you observed previously... cutting the SIA pilot's cock! take care, mate...

The real Rockson is finally back. After past few boring post, Our hero is back kicking. One thing rockson, beware what you say as we all know our garmen is the no 1 ah beng in Sigapo (no wonder so kaypo), what also wan interfer. Too bad we are born in this countree lo. Democratic society my foot. Might as well say we r communists. Hahaha. Racists kena charge, scold teacher oso kena cane. I always tot blogs is freedom to write anything but i dun think so now. Better buy a dairy and keep CB mother fucker KP. Use our taxes prayer money and do such bo liao things oni.

Fuck! these pple who come to this blog should get rid of their Singaporean metality "Always want to be top". Whatever the fuck for? There's no prize or anything. It's pple like you that make Singapore what it is today...competitive and expensive. All kiasu like hell!

Gahmen is preying on pple like you with such metality. They raise a price on something and with that "I want to be first" and "kiasuness" metality, pple will start flocking to buy and pay n pay until everything become expensive. Wake up! Don't be morons! and be a puppet on a string and let the gahmen lead you by your nose like a good for nothing gu!!!!

Actually if you realise the kind of competition we're getting from the mainland chinese dogs you'd probably appreciate what ntuc's doing.

retraining workers makes a lot of sense, altho a bit siong to be going back to school after all these years lah.. but if we want to maintain our salaries, we have to keep innovating so we will have more value per worker. of course the gahmen dont want us to have pay cuts, but if our skills don't improve and the mainland chinese dogs can do better than us for a cheaper rate, isn't the cut justified? not so if we retrain and take on new skills, and are more productive than the chinese dogs.

i thought that person who wrote to the papers criticising ntuc for helping the lower income people but leaving out the middle income is fucking anal. when he donate to charity, does he ask himself the same qn why people didn't donate to him instead? if he does that it explains why...

The problem with Singaporeans is when you do good thing, and everyone know it is good thing, people try to be cool and fuck here fuck there. The people benefit from NTUC all keep quiet quiet, the people dunno one all make all sort of lan chiao chee bye noise. Those dunno want should go and find out more. Some people even still tell me NTUC got taxi lah, got casket.. Wa lao eh, you home don't have kan ni na sue people until no money Straits Times is it? Comfort already listed dunno how many donkey years ago, and casket fairprice is not part of NTUC lah. If people really want to criticize, go and do home work first. Its like that day some one complain to me, say road got pot hole, gahmen never mend. Then next day, people fixing the road, he say kan ni na, fix road in middle of the day. So i tell him, you lao chee bye lah, people never fix you scold, people fix you scold. what you want kepala butoh I ask? People want to scold NTUC should also ask first whether he got any benefit from the unions before or not. Siao siao Fairprice shareholders are also commoner union member like ordinary you and me you know!

WHY IS SOMEONE ADVISING ROCKSON TO NOT WRITE TOO CRITICALLY OF THE GOVERNMENT?

DONT YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT ****ROCKSON IS THE GOVERNMENT***??? CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THE FIRST LINK HE PUT UP ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE IS "YOUNG PAP"???

AND ISNT HIS BLOG ATRACTING 50,000 PEOPLE AT ONE TIME? IF 1% OF THESE PEOPLE FOLLOWED THAT LINK, THIS MEANS 500 NEW READERS FOR YOUNG PAP!

ROCKSON IS A GOVERNMENT-ENDOREDS BLOG, SET UP FOR THE PURPOSE OF ADVERTISING YOUNG PAP, AND ALSO AS AN AVENUE FOR SINGAPOREANS TO READ AND LET THEIR FRUSTRATION GET OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM.

NO NEED TO WARN ROCKSON. ROCKSON IS PART OF THE GOVERNMENT

(oh, notice that in this blog, he said that ntuc sell cheap stuff. Not true! ntuc sued the supplier of carrefour before, for not insisting that carrefour sell cooking oil etc at the same high price as ntuc! all reported in the newspaper).

Eh, i go USA study ah, but i make sure i don't be like those CB who come here and then all want to be all gangster. Damn kok man, i see some Singaporean come USA then go back become CB american, they dun say "HARLOW" anymore. they go "wassup man?!". Then ah, when i know they all go USA study, i tell them .. .. "CB you all go USA study forget your roots already ah?! NB! CANNOT MAKE IT MAN.."

fuck man.. i agree... the cheeby NTUC union is useless... they will NOT fight for u but every month want u to give them money... KNN.. Ppl, dun use ur money and feed all these useless assholes.. we dun need them to work.. now they want $9? ask them KJS! i rather go and see a movie than give them $9! KNNBCCB!

Cannot evrything also blame PAP govt. Who voted them there in the first place? A whiny lot called singapore citizens. Even b4 the days of uncontested grcs and walkovers, already majority of MPs elected by the people are from PAP (famous opp MPs include JBJ and chiam see tong (whom I think will not be "tonging" potong pasir in the coming elections). But I think also cannot blame singaporeans for not backing current opposition candidates. I mean, look at the quality of their candidates. Last elections, got one seow-lang ex-NUS lecturer running after ah Goh hounding him with the $5billion question until kena sue. How to vote for such ppl?

Look at US elections for Prez and Senators/Governors/Representatives.They got debate on TV, call each other names but never run or hound after opponents. Even after lose also very gentlemen one, got shake hands. Singapore democracy still got lots to learn and long way to go.

Also cannot say Union is totally useless. They were once very powerful even during lao lee's time. Maybe they were too powerful, that's why kena curb by lao lee. If u got study Singapore history, u surely will read abt Hock Lee Bus riots etc. Even the teachers union also very garang last time. But slowly, lao lee eroded their powers by weeding out "troublemakers" and then put the remnants in a gahmen umbrella group called AUPE to centralise the unions. If u want to remain legal union, must be affiliated to this umbrella group.

Rockson is right in saying there is no genuine union here. Most unions now have to report to NTUC (even AUPE) and NTUC is run by govt ppl so u can draw your own conclusions.

SG election voting also wayang one la.. for show.. in the end who count the votes also nobody know, how many the vote all also they say one.. and then PAP still become the govt.. do u have a choice? NO!

we got no freedom of speech.. that's all o can say.. u dare to question the govt? unless u are tired of living..

lets be frank. are u satisfied with wat the govt is giving u and doing to u? asking u to PAY AND PAY? No? but do u have the balls to voice out? No. WHy? Not becos we bo balls but is becos we are not gong kia.. Say liao got benefit or not? NO! So in the end LPPL.. We dun have a life.. Our life is being control by the govt.. he ask u sit u cannot stant.. he ask u dun give birth u better wear a condom..Sometime i think being a singporean sibeh kor lian..

My advice to those who thinks $9 is too much to pay to a seemingly useless union: QUIT. No one can force you to stay in a union. But if you are hard up for the free gifts and shopping discounts, stop complaining abt the $9.

What acura said is true but if an overwhelming majority of people vote OPP, there is no way the electoral officials can cover up the results as the OPP candidate has a right to witness the counting. And this majority will only turn up when (1) singaporeans learn to say NO to goodies offered by govt such as RSS ang pows and MUP (2) OPP provides CREDIBLE candidates with INTEGRITY not to hound after ministers during campaigning. There are many other factors but these are the two most important ones I can think of.

Last year, i want to 'upgrade' and go to Union to ask for sponsorship mah. But kena turned down b'cos they say i 'smart ass' b'cos i noe how to blog. Lancheow, i said! They only give sponsor to those ppl who dunno wat is e-mail. Lancheow too them again. But yet, still want my $9.

Now i applying $ loan from them to pay my part-time school fees. If they reject my loan, i also will 'reject' my membership!

Worse thing. The cha bo there all cannot make it 1. Wan see a little more also don have. So cham u know. Many r major turn off. And all their nite spot ang mo more than anything. Singapore see until sian. Now go China still same thing. Wah lan!!!~

Heng I not like u. Else will be tong zhi here tong zhi there instead of dude. Count urself damn fucking lucky.

Wa lao eh, I really give up on the ignorant na behs who put up ignorant comments. What new law that say your employment rights is gone? You talking about which country? Also those who fail history one, go and read some more lah. You think unions in Singapore everyday strike strike good ah? My friend go US, kena tiao at airport for 2 days because got strike, fun meh? For nothing spend another USD300 at hotel.

Increase $1 so many people whine whine. Buay song quit lah, cow peh cow bu for what? People go chiong 1 night gor chap jit pah, some more must queue long long. Gao kor only make so much noise. Like that Singapore where got future? People like this sure don't want to give father mother money also one lah...

Apparently blogging CAN get you into hot soup as you pointed out but I won't be surprised at all if you DO NOT get into any 'dude'. You brought up NTUC and in your humor laden comment, you made fun of the acronym, now that's an even more serious crap than racial slurs 'dude'. This is according to a 'gahmen employed friend of mine.'

But you won't get into trouble.

Yesiree you can write anything you want and make fun of any organizations, internal affairs situations and so on... you'll never get into crap. Why? Why bother when you're supposed to be 'funny' and you make people laugh. I'm sure nothing is scripted...

If a large majority of the population are unhappy/upset/disappointed or even angry, there has to be a reason. There is always the question "Why?" but there is never an answer. The govt wants a thinking nation, but they don't let you think. Ok la, they can't stop you from thinking, but they don't let you share your thoughts.

Every country is imperfect, definitely. But when many many things about the place makes you unhappy, you just feel so unmotivated to stay on, or even to defend your country verbally or physically when you are called to.

Why suddenly must pay extra for ERP? How come so many more gantries? Why go home eat dinner also must pay more? Why take train and bus now must pay more? Why our employment act only cover people with pay $1,600 and lesser, and don't cover managers, executives and confidential? They not humans, not employees meh? Why when things happen MOM say, ok I will write letter for you, but that's as far as we can help you? We won't reject you wan....we write letter lor...

Why you build an mrt station when u dun let pple use it? Why con pple into buying housing with nice nice marketing brochures then half way no money come in dun want to build anymore? What happened to good planning?

Why plan all the entrepreneurial programs, say want thinking nation and younger generation, but make it so difficult to start a company?

When a certain MP visited my classmates and I in the US with his wife, I asked her what's her take on retrenchment since they say they value people etc etc. She told me some rubbish about retraining again. Actually I can't really rem the convo but I know I rolled my eyes internally. How can I expect these people with fat salaries and big houses to understand what it means for the sole bread winner of a family to lose their jobs? Yes u send them to retrain, but in areas that do not benfit them, and best part they still have to pay for them!!!!!

When your people are literally suffering, what do you do? Yes we voted for you, but its bo bianism. I agree our opposition also CMI, but does that mean that as the dominant party you can we suo yu wei and fuck care us?

Sher, I can relate to your sentiment. When you have a useless opposition party there is not much to be done. There are so many occasions when people I talked to here in the U.S. when hearing the country Singapore can only think of 2 words and i.e. "clean" and "communist" or "dictatorship". I am now embarass to talk about Singapore because of all the things said about Singaporean...i.e. they call ugly Singaporean (their uncaring, unfriendly, rude, cruelty to maid etc)

That's why I love my country now....USA. Been here 20 years! Not happy I can voice and vote against and not being prosecuted. Life is stressless and wonderful!

Wa..u damn solid..i think u are a fuckin smart guy pretending to be ah beng..with such good knowledge of the lastest politics, im sure u are actually way more smart and well educated than wat u put urself as...whatever!Your political satire/heartlander style still rocks so well done man...u can actually be a political columnist in the newspaper....

rockson, you got guts', I like that. No thing is free in our country, talk also not free. Since that day we were borned here, we only thong pang here, the country like it doesn't belong to the people, how to love the country, at anytime your lan cheow can be cut off..careful...careful. You disturb the dracular's, he say even in the coffin he will get up and fu..ck your backside. In US, you ken ang mo, si pe song, but come back, wait kena ken by dracular one time you beh tar hunn. I like your blogs, don't stop writing...Just careful here no talk reason want.

Rockson, one old friend of mine, came from China long time ago. He told me that your garment is not running a country but a company.I think he is clever, he know the difference. Yeh la ! you please your boss. Boss give you increment.Boss tell you to work hard so he get 90%, you get maybe 1%, the rest go to utilities. But everybody say without boss you die,du.no true or not, but with boss, the most ke..na retrench and of course sometime fuck backside, that's all. So everybody go to work hoping pass one day, take one day pay, if boss peng sun go elsewhere and work, better then retrench. You take three joysticks go in front of garment ask for torlong and see what you get.....I think....lan cheow..Hahaha.

rockson , some people said you say so many fuck and che-bye and you can't write properly. I say you are smart, if you were to write properly, the chee-bye will try to put you in court, but now the judge and the lawyer and the press, cannot tell the people what you had said....Hahaha smart ass.

Hey! every one is waiting for you to write, Rockson. Those who scolded you also waiting to read you blogs I am sure...I think in US, the people not only want to learn Chinese( mandrain) but hokkien as well after reading you blogs..Ho.ho.ho what a innovation.

Getting angry/stressed over someone else's blog will only hasten your death. No point fretting over it. Spamming his blog will not help either.For those who don't like what Rockson has to say on his blog, just stay away. And never come back. If you don't, i guess you are just a bumpkin who has nothing, or nothing else better to do. Just like this typical Sam Seng