Mr. Crilly moves fast, perhaps faster than most humans. So, when we saw this magnificent meme being passed around, we had to ask ourselves, "But how fast can he move?" This is an experiment. Do not try this at home...

(Actually, do. And send us links to your glorious art, please?)

Your beloveds in Ashestoangels have made a mausoleum of a (new) grave mistake by passing the skeleton key to their websites to a Narrator such as I.