May 15, 2008

Nothing good will come out of this. Unless of course you enjoy seeing two coke heads having sex in public with the boy scrambling to find his own dick thinking he has left it at home and the girl desperately trying to unzip her pants when she is actually wearing her skirt and screaming “Where is the fucking zip?!?!”

April 27, 2008

Pete Doherty is spending his time in prison snorting heroin, staring at the walls, dodging the drug dealers that want to beat his ass and reading the Koran. It’s been reported that Doherty has turned to Islam to help him get through his days in the cell.

A source said, “He’s been reading the Koran since he went into segregation. He’s got a lot of Muslim friends and they’ve been on at him for ages to study it. Now he’s on his own he’s got time on his hands to study it. I’m surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. He’s lapping it up and really interested in it. I think it’s helping him in there.”