Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.

The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:

Awww...Here-goes!

Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--

Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?