I...I uninstalled because of this. This was the third launcher issue I've had in a couple days and in my rage (coupled with the frustrations of a long annoying day) I figured a fresh install would fix it.

WEEEEEEEELP.

Worst part is I actually checked the forums to see if I was the only one. At that time no one had posted anything.
I'm so bad. Argh.
Note to self: WAAAAIT.