Margaret – you are more than welcome to be naked at my place anytime; I think you are gorgeous and always have had a huge crush on you…Say the word, and I’ll start building the spa.

Seriously though; I understand the cultural thing but seriously, we’re in the US – I don’t see how your naked tattooed body is any more threatening that the Korean man’s that was there. But that’s one of the reason’s I love you – you don’t suffer fools gladly! XOXOX