Awesomeness In the Making

Greeting Mortals.
Please read at your own risk for this page not only filled with random words, random ideas and random stories at the most random time, it is actually written by a very egocentric and self-centered guy in a very Sanguine-sided point of view. Now sit back and relax, let your endorphin takes you to Mount Olympus.

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Just before this post, I had been writing something so awesome, that it makes Literature Nobel piece of work looks like a work done by my Sunday school kids *Man I miss all of em!*. My evil awesome piece of work however, was 100%, without a doubt, so very crystal clear,Money Back Guarantee, successfully halted by one entity. An entity that is so great, that Chuck Norris thanks for its very own existence. An entity that is so noble, that even our dear President SBY (Susilo Bambang) needs it to go to toilet. It is so glorified, that calling it by name is deemed as a blasphemy. So as for reference to the great "it", I shall call it PLN.

PLN decided to cut of the electricity in some area, and it is so happened that it hits my area, and it is so happened that my laptop was on, and it is so happened that I was writing: Blog! And it is so happened that I was writing so very awesome! and it is so Happened that I am a Sanguine!When the light was on. I am totally clueless as to what I wrote back then! You can say this is a curse of being a Sanguine. As written on the book "Personality Plus" (I think everyone should read it), Sanguine is the only one of the four personalities who have the best Short Term Memory...loss! I have no idea what I am doing! Though it can be a bliss at times. *It is most likely that the quotation of "Ignorance is a bliss" is said by a Sanguine* That aside, now instead of trying to recall on what I wrote *I think Sanguine is also bad with recovering the Long Term Memory, or is it just me?* I decided to write a little something about this great entity that we had been revering to as PLN.

Without further ado, I present you! Our very own Electrical Power Plant! It is first found by Dutchman during our super awesome long colonization, followed by a very rough business acquisitions by the Japanese, where the previous shareholders AND stakeholders, get to be killed in the name of the emperor! Hirohito-san! Haaaik~! Wuttaaaaa! Well anyway, lets get back to the story, so Japanese were in control for about three years, and then our dear Uncle Sam decided to give a little something to Japan, and PLN was facing another hostile acquisitions, this time by the locals. Hurray! PLN is ours now! Hurray! We have our own electrical power plant! Huurraay! We have electri.........

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Did someone turn off the light??? No? Oh well, lets move on.. Huurraaaay! We have elec.....

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I swear to Dionysious that Imma kill the guy who turn off the ligh......

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Well you get the point as of now. PLN is having some major energy crisis as of 2010 *and many years before then*. As far as I my Sanguine brain can recall, Banjarmasin had been having an electricity restriction before I know that sex feels good. The only difference between then and now is: My dad bought a better and bigger Gen-set, and it gets from worse to worst.

All of the properties used by public are no longer entitled for electricity. The shopping center has to use its own generator *noticed that I use a singular instead of plural?Cos we only have one here*. The hotels have to use their own generators. The industries have to use their own generators. My Dad's new plan is halted because he can't even get an electricity for lighting. Lighting. LIGHTING! IT CAN'T EVEN PROVIDE LIGHTING FOR ITS PEOPLE!!! We are not even asking for an air-conditioner! lighting. That's all we ask for, we want nothing more than lighting.

For Awesome sake, it sucks so bad! The developers are crying their ass off, for the entire Housing development has been halted because additional users mean lesser electricity for the current one. We can't even get electricity no more! It can hardly able provide an electricity for A house. A single house. Now PLN, the shit hits the fans, tell me, how do you expect this area to flourish if it can't even give electricity for a freaking single house?

Do us all a favor, stop shitting us, build it. Right here, right now. In Banjarmasin.