Jesus Christ! Have these people never heard of Private Messages? Its so obvious Mandi and Johnny are little drama queens who like to air their dirty laundry for the whole world to see. That really is lame….

But on a side note, I hope Johnny sticks to his guns on this one. Mandi sounds like a little wishy washy whore. He’s better off just moving on…and you know damn well she fucked that other guy last night.

If Johnny caves he’s an idiot. She probably went over to other guys house only to discover he was a total dick or something. Probably the reason she regrets it has more to do with that guy than with Johnny.

I’m always surprised how people will be so public about such private business.

I’ve been watching an old high school friend change her status regularly for the last couple of weeks. She posts alternately about how much she loves her fiance, and how all men are dogs. I’d be embarrassed to have all my business out there like that. It makes her look like an idiot. To be fair though, I think she is an idiot.

Omg, I would totally be friends with Jay and Rondy – extra points to Jay for using the term “pally”.

I’d never, ever fuck either of them, but could be why my facebook status updates are always so boring and mundane.

Ah, Mandi; I started culling friends like her from my circle at about 24. Years later I hear from mutual acquaintances that these types are still running the same old relay, just with different partners. It never ends. You either is, or you isn’t a drama queen.*

mandi’s probably riding the cock while typing to Johnny. she’s such a filthy whore. Johnny’s a loser. If he used his brain he could have his own little whore in mandi. The way she’s begging he could be fucking her AND a bunch of other tarts

Drama! Anyone who changes their relationship status once a week or more gets filtered from my newsfeed, just like anyone who spouts racist filth. Facebook has made me realise that I hate almost everyone I went to highschool with in Hicktown, Australia.

@Profesh it really could be both. He could say it as an initialism and pronounce the letters individually, “Pee-Eff-Eff” or as an acronym as if he’s saying a word, “Pff.” So, you both are right, and you’re more of a CAUFC than he is by even bringing it up.

And Mandi’s a cunt for obvious reasons, but as for the airing of dirty laundry, Johnny had just as much a chance to take the convo to a PM.

@pooshashoo I am pretty sure it’s pronounced like Giselle, just spelled differently. Otherwise, what kind of drugs her mom would have to be on to say her name like “Jizzle” LOL. I never gave the name much thought before really, when spelled with a G (though it does seem kind of exotic), but then when I saw it spelled “Jizzelle” a light bulb went off and I made a mental note not to ever name one of my kids that, with ANY spelling, just for precaution. Hahaa!

Well guys…it’s actually pronounced Giselle not Jizzel, but I laughed ALOT when GeezMom said I never had a chance from day one. Remember Jizz didn’t mean that 22 years ago…and I highly doubt my mom is psychic…I was surprised at how much Lamebook edited this though…the original is ALOT different.

I do have a facebook… little surprised you’d post your name here… I will look later tonight, off work now and have to get ready to run my teeball team meeting… if you look at my name here you will know my friends request… plus I’m the only jay with a sister and wife with the same name, just spelled different, lol

LOL…it is private, you have to add me as a friend, so i didn’t think putting my name up was a bad idea, it just surprised me that it was edited…and I don’t think ppl know they do that. “And to make it worse I’m hot”…hahahahahaha.

Jizzelle, them cutting it down is probably bc you sent it in. Every time someone has obviously sent their own in, they get torn up in the comments. So you should probably be thankful LB cut this one down.

WHAT. THE. FUCK??? “jizzelle” AND “RondyR” are fucking here? Apart from editing their shit lamebook rocks. it’s like walking through miami airport and all of a sudden you see j-wow and the situation…that’s what it feels like to me. and now slimjayz is like the kid who jay-wow meets at the club and they hook up and exchange facebook profiles? man!

@rondy – DAMNIT of my friends i’m the rude one!! so they get the funny shit on their walls!! damnit. grrr… rondy sweetie be my friend and i’ll rock your world! you can make me bark like a chicken and roll over like a goose…. (hahahaha laughing my ass off at that)

And yes Lamebook is awesome. Long have I viewed Lamebook and nearly pissed myself from laughter. I’m just so damn happy to finally be on here! I dunno if Jizzelle was the one who submitted it or not, but fuckin’ epic nonetheless!