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09 February 2015

Misery loves company, which is weird because supposedly all us humans are supposed to want, is to be happy. Or maybe all we want is for other people to think we’re happy. Wait, that’ can’t be right because that’s just sad.

Captain Obvious called and left a really long voicemail. He sounded pretty jittery, couldn’t stay focused and didn’t make much sense. He said something about the children being our future, but if they’re sped up and they get to our future before we do, we might run into a global existential crisis, or something to that effect. I think he put vodka in his energy drink today.

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On this day in 2003, the United States, along with coalition forces primarily from the United Kingdom, initiates war on Iraq. Just after explosions began to rock Baghdad, Iraq’s capital, U.S. President George W. Bush announced in a televised address, “At this hour, American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations […]