The Soviet Socialist Republics of Bojikami is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.149 billion Eurasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,637 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 186,415 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, abortions are routinely performed in Bojikami's hospitals, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bojikami's national animal is the Steppe Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.