Happy Christ­mas, An Unre­li­able Wit­ness. Happy Hol­i­days, if you don’t do Christ­mas. Happy Mid­winter Fest­iv­ity if you don’t do Christ­mas or Hol­i­days or I Don’t Know Whatever Other People Do At This Time Of Year.

Res­ol­u­tion for 2013: erase all traces of this fuck­ing site from the inter­net. I really must stop doing this, whatever this is. Whatever this was.