Eric Bolling Finds The Liberal Bias In Algebra Homework

Apparently, some school brazenly tried to propagandize its students with a distributive algebra problem about distributing wealth. But have no fear, Fox-fan parents. Eric Bolling is uncovered and brought to light this indecency yesterday on The Five.

After Bolling triumphantly displayed his discovery, suck up Kimberly Guilfoyle made sure to let everyone know she appreciates this vigilance. Although her son is still in kindergarten, she said – in all seriousness, “So far so good. We’re on high alert, but especially after this.”

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Bully Boy Bolling seemed equally outraged by the Liberal Bias of the textbook that stated (in accordance with every known fact) that ’Merka found no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. OH THEHORRORS!!!

Not only did he claim that this was Liberal Bias, but he doubled down the next day, after he was criticized, by pulling more facts out of his ass.

@truman Especially physics, a subject most neocons — especially Eric Bolling, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Brian Kilmeade — probably FLUNKED in high school or college, because they sure as hell DO NOT know (or have forgotten) that human nature is VERYSIMILAR to the fundamental law of physics: for every ACTION, there is a REACTION. In the same way, when you push any group of people — especially working class people — around long enough, sooner or later THEYWILLPUSHBACK!

I’m really not surprised that he found “liberal bias” in algebra homework. After all, the cons proved in this past election cycle that they’re not even comfortable with simple addition and subtraction (you know—the stuff you learn in first grade), so it’s not surprising they’d be really uncomfortable with more advanced math. (DOYC help us if he ever discovers calculus.)

Count, I’ve got a feeling that if you got a bill for $4.99, handed Bolling a $5 bill and told him to keep the change, he wouldn’t know how much to keep (even after he came back with the change in hand).