We had Clive, himself sign our Mister B Gone's and Hodge just recently gave me a signed, near mint, first edition hardback of Thief of Always that I totally freaked over! You know how hard that book is to find in hardback alone?!?! Haha Jesus!

I've read that story 5 times, (not counting my new comic) and am STILL waiting in the hopes that it will come out as an animated film, like it was supposed to.
~ About 15 years ago.

Evil Red wrote:We had Clive, himself sign our Mister B Gone's and Hodge just recently gave me a signed, near mint, first edition hardback of Thief of Always that I totally freaked over! You know how hard that book is to find in hardback alone?!?! Haha Jesus!

-deathboy- wrote:i guess i'l finally have to get around to reading this series!

i have a signed hardback of imajica.

No you don't. You have a signed hardback of Sacrament...sheesh. Get it right.

What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?

[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

...and tonight I'm cracking open my brand new copy of John Updike's The Witches Of Eastwick. Great timing on my part to FINALLY read, btw. Being that it first came out in 1984, today while shopping for it, I dicovered it's sequal The Widows Of Eastwick is on the NEW RELEASE shelf! YEAY!

Evil Red wrote:...and tonight I'm cracking open my brand new copy of John Updike's The Witches Of Eastwick. Great timing on my part to FINALLY read, btw. Being that it first came out in 1984, today while shopping for it, I dicovered it's sequal The Widows Of Eastwick is on the NEW RELEASE shelf! YEAY!

oooooooooo!

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
- - - Albert Schweitzer

Evil Red wrote:So, I'm apx. 40 pages in to The Witches of Eastwick and just found my new favorite word.

Polterfrau. (as in poltergeist)

def: an angry housewive that throws things.

I love it! Gore Whore the polterfrau!

What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm when dead?

[b]Turns out sex is messy[/b]. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

My lazy ass is just finishing up Black House (killer book!)
then I am going to read:
Operations Management by Kra****ki (you must be Italian. Oh, you're Jewish? Love the nails) & Ritzman...I am so exited

Why can I write Jewish but not Kra****ki? Since when is *** a bad word. Fucking Nazi message board

mickey brown-eye wrote:My lazy ass is just finishing up Black House (killer book!)

When Hodge and I saw him give his lecture in Seattle, he said they were actually working on a third book! I can't wait!!!

On a related note:

King's work on Family Guy

Here is a description of the season finale of Family Guy:
Sunday, May 17
FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) – “Three Kings” – Season Finale

After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in three of King’s most famous works. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe – as 12-year-olds – travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself). Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his “number one fan,” Stewie. Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison."