While much of America digs itself out of severe snowstorms and icy streets, Brangelina will be walking barefoot and snuggling on a white sandy beach in a far-off corner of the Tropics.

Brad and Angelina discovered the former 500-year old Portuguese colony - Goa, located on the west coast of India - while filming Angie's movie "A Mighty Heart". Overcome by the incredible natural beauty the celebrity couple purchased their own private island which they named "Bralina-Mar", where they can now holiday away from the prying eyes of the papparazzi.

Humoroso Salvador, manager of Bralina-Mar revealed that "All is ready for their arrival".

With miles of white sandy beaches; warm breezes blowing off the Arabian Sea; lush green palm trees, platters of sea-food and indolent guitar music, Brad and Angie plan to chill out 'au naturel' in their double hammocks under starlit December skies. A local gynecologist-obstetrician says he was asked to cancel his holiday and be on standby for the A-1 couple prompting pregnancy rumors.

Sources revealed Brad and Angie will usher in the New Year with locals at a tiny taverna although Angie will toast with Evian water as she is on a cleansing diet.

89-year old local dowager and walking library of historical distortions, Maria Aurora Noella de Cosmos e Felice Navidade squirmed with excitement as she said "The entire village has been spruced up for their arrival. God grant me good health so I can remain alive through the holidays to see them".

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