Relm, you jerk. I can't believe that took me so long to get. It's a cookie, of course he eats it.

How does that work? Or better question, how is eating the cookie the answer?

_________________Keeper of the keysllllllllllllllll llllSteam: smashbro8153DS/Pokemon X&Y: 1048-8610-9932"I wish I had a magical spaceship made of yellow ideas that could go in space with like a tiger wearing a purple flower, and everything would be colored happyness:)" - SurgePox"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

When the executioner points this out, the prisoner just smiles and says that he made a mistake. However, the mistake is easily remedied by looking at the remaining cookie. Logically, the fortune in the remaining cookie (which will always be "No Freedom") must be the opposite of the one the man chose.

Tightrope walkers need the music to keep balance on the tightrope. (They are blindfolded)

However, when the music stopped. He died because the music stopped.

CONGRATULATIONS

Thats essentially it, but here's how indepth we had to go

Blindfolded tightrope walkers use the music to know when they're at the end. The ring master (wanting him dead for whatever reason (can't remember if there was 1)) Had the music cut early. So naturally the walker thought he was safe and fell to his death.

I'm impressed Fobby

So here's another 1 that's a little easier and more logical

A man is found dead in a tree wearing scuba gear. There is no water for miles. How did he get there?

@ JGH27) I'm guessing he was, at one point, swimming in the ocean when a helicopter came and accidentally picked him up in a net when it was getting fish, carried it for about a hundred miles until the cable connecting the net to the chopper snapped, and the scuba diver fell to his death.Wait, was there fish around him?

_________________Keeper of the keysllllllllllllllll llllSteam: smashbro8153DS/Pokemon X&Y: 1048-8610-9932"I wish I had a magical spaceship made of yellow ideas that could go in space with like a tiger wearing a purple flower, and everything would be colored happyness:)" - SurgePox"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

_________________Keeper of the keysllllllllllllllll llllSteam: smashbro8153DS/Pokemon X&Y: 1048-8610-9932"I wish I had a magical spaceship made of yellow ideas that could go in space with like a tiger wearing a purple flower, and everything would be colored happyness:)" - SurgePox"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

_________________Keeper of the keysllllllllllllllll llllSteam: smashbro8153DS/Pokemon X&Y: 1048-8610-9932"I wish I had a magical spaceship made of yellow ideas that could go in space with like a tiger wearing a purple flower, and everything would be colored happyness:)" - SurgePox"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

Ok, so you being a fitness buff, are jogging around town. However, your crusade to eliminate carbs is halted by a slowly moving funeral procession. Determined not to allow even Death himself to keep you from being totally ripped, you try to politely jog through but bump into a weeping man. Deciding that maybe you've been a little rash, you offer your condolences, and ask if the man was close to the recently deceased. The man pauses, then says "I have no brothers or sisters. That man's father is my father's son." You, besides being incredibly muscular and handsome, are also ravishingly witty and instantly understand the man's relationship to the deceased....right? RIGHT?

Not cousins... and can't be a brother or sister...Is the person dead the man's son?

Yeah, that man's father is the weeping man, and his father's son is still him.

_________________Keeper of the keysllllllllllllllll llllSteam: smashbro8153DS/Pokemon X&Y: 1048-8610-9932"I wish I had a magical spaceship made of yellow ideas that could go in space with like a tiger wearing a purple flower, and everything would be colored happyness:)" - SurgePox"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

K, I got two simple ones for you guys. These are more like joke riddles and are well suited to tell to friends without requiring a lot of thinking and maybe get a couple laughs out of it.

1st:The yolk of the egg IS white.ORThe yolk of the egg ARE white.

2nd:How do you get an elephant into a SAFEWAY bag?(And since they'll probably ask "how?" give them a hint)

Spoiler:

You take the F out of safe and the F out of way.

I got more/better riddles, but these are fun.

_________________Keeper of the keysllllllllllllllll llllSteam: smashbro8153DS/Pokemon X&Y: 1048-8610-9932"I wish I had a magical spaceship made of yellow ideas that could go in space with like a tiger wearing a purple flower, and everything would be colored happyness:)" - SurgePox"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

Surege was right on the one he answered. Also, no one has posted an answer to the SafeWay one and I know a couple of you know it...

_________________Keeper of the keysllllllllllllllll llllSteam: smashbro8153DS/Pokemon X&Y: 1048-8610-9932"I wish I had a magical spaceship made of yellow ideas that could go in space with like a tiger wearing a purple flower, and everything would be colored happyness:)" - SurgePox"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal