When not wasting daylight on the Internets, they tend to frequent the local mall and masturbate during English class. They are generally considered to be the Uncyclopedia of the human race, as they are filled with fucking fail and, like 4chan, it would be a mistake to take them seriously.

On the internet, it is common for teenage boys to lie about their age to make them seem more mature. If you encounter a teenage boy of at least 15 years of age on the internet, subtract 3 years and add a vagina if needed.

Teenagers make up the largest percentage of the LJ user base, and often use x or underscores in their user names to set them apart from the sheeple (which rarely works; see the Law of Conformity). All teenagers are hypocritical assholes, and need to be reminded of this until they either commit suicide or turn 20.

Emo: Awww, they've been through enough, let's just leave them alone. Emos can be recognized from their distaste for life and their distinct amount of cuts on their wrists and/or tits if they are fat, probably made to prove how 'hip' they are. (See guro.) Emos came to be and were a more extreme, self-hating goth group. Emos generally tend to hate life and be easily dealt with by claiming they're fat, no-one likes them and then handing them a razor.

Note that sixteen year-old girls are not so much a flavor or "type" of teenager, but are instead a "template." Thus, a sixteen year-old girl can also be a goth, or emo, or almost any other flavor of teenager.
If and when they begin to drone on about how, liek, Stacey was, liek, OMG stealing her boyfriend find the nearest e-pimp and be proud that you have found him his newest skankwhore. They most likely put the art of gossiping above anything else in school, but sometimes are found in a unstimulated state. Teachers, fortunately, can manipulate them by putting sound-absorbent foam in the room to suck up every social stimuli, or use the great old fashioned banhammer when they get out of hand.

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FaggothFOR LULZ: Introduce them to a tanning bed and revel in the burning flesh! For maximum results, bring a fire hose to wash away the pounds of makeup.

Some teenagers go through puberty. Puberty is that special time when children start becoming adults. However, this never goes as God planned, and all it produces are retards, retards and even more retards. Teenagers going through puberty will not only be insane, but they will experience the following symptoms:

The best way to deal with the terrifying changes happening to your body and mind is to start a journal. Doing this can be part of the healing process; however, if you're foolish enough to put your deepest, darkest secrets information on the internet, it is highly recommended that you get it through your mushy adolescent brain that you're asking for it.

Another way to deal with the horror is to find a mentor. Howevar, be careful with your selection; somepeoplearebetter than others.