"All he does is stare at it all day. I tried taking it out of his pen but he lunged at my hand. He's never done anything like that before. I was absolutely astonished and can only assume he's fallen in love with the thing. I suppose he could be saving himself up for a monster Easter feast but it seems unlikely"

the rabbit is obviously lonely and depressed and should be taken to a therapist before some evil mink comes along and slaughters it.