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cape girardeau weekly argus vol vi gape girardeau missouri thursday october 15 1868 no 19 after the election tim iâ€”november 1888 sceneâ€”the wnite housed a aeedy individual discovered on the steps with a earpet-bag in hi band tis the last carpet-bagger left whinidg alone j all his hopes like impeachmsnt are perished and gone no rraj of his kindred â– ho greenbacks are nigh to moisten his throat with a drop of old rye i must leave thee ben butler lo pocket thjt spoons and little phil sheridan with his nigger dragoons r oh itjpaina me to think on hww sttd ow defeat and shade of abe lincoln i am now a dead beat soon soon must you fohow col fax and ben wade for th,e hopes of our party are cursed and decayed i , when grant is defeated \ and tom fletcher flown without hvpe stamps or whisky i must wander alone , ' ' ' ' Â» a n Â» > i t|=the folfowiug was sang at a newark n j de mocratic atherinj,,a shc*rt time sjnce : ,, we polkeaj them once we pierced them well and then we bucked teem soi e and with frank blair we'll make them stare that they mat i1 sey-mour â€”â€”â€”â– ?!â– â– , <Â± j i ' libmaaaaabaaibwaaaaaaaaaaaabi speech of zeb vance of north carolina 1 red-pepper speech from ex-gover nor vance-~he wakes typ the d,ld north state^and puts a tpr-jletil down on radicalism and joe potx j>har tlrowh-^he light trt~a pine thrown an tlie situation the milton n c chronicle of he 17th ult gives the following port iketch of a speech recently delivered it baffin by ex-gov vance j ladies and fellow citizens lam ixceedingty obliged to you for thils tind reception aod more than hnfopy o meet so many of my fellow citi zens together a great many things ive us cause to be thankful i am hankful that amid 60 much ruin we iro ptill left the freedom of speech ; he freedom to denounce tyrannj md the freedom to meet together for ifree exchange of our political opin ions the radical party the fountain head and author of f it waÃŸ thaddeus stevensâ€”who has lately gone to his long horne or to the eed sulphur springs for the sum mer as some fellow up here phrases it thad laughed ai the idea of the reconstruction acts on which this party is based being constitutional or extra constitutional he declar ed they were outside tho constitu tion and men of sense should not debate about terms the chap in lincoln i met with a fellow the other day np in lincoln county he got up and made a speech said he abhorred rad icalism and was opposed to its tenets but he meant to vote for grant and colfax he was one of your radical democratsâ€”a heavenly hell of a fel low who was entirely opposed to all the doings of hell but mightily in ta vor of the devil himself he didn't think the acts of congress were ex actly constitutional but they were as near the constitution as any acts could be in such a case that the southern states were oat of the un ion and these measures had to be adopted in order to pot them back right here i shut my jly-trap down on him how did these states got out t asked why thÂ«y got out by war b,e replied y , how in the devil is that because they got whipped 1 > well said he their relations got changed like the fellow's fig didn't exactly die it gin out our status in the union it reminds me fellow citizens of the limber-johnniod your boys lave seen in the showsâ€”"now you see mo now you don'l we are first in then wo are out we are io when ever they wish to oppress us and whenever we claim their protection we are out loyalty and joe brown a rpspectable termnean be made use of till it becomes the synonym of everything contemptible and dirty come air ye ends of th earth and re pent in favor of the cbicaga plat form a*nd the wooliy-he*d of the no gro to the straight hair of tho white manâ€”and though your sins bo ab scarlet they shall be as white as snow t loyal white joe brown of georgia who was he an old original he secessionist when the war got to be first talked about he waa so hun gry for fighting that he took a anack before breakfast and seized fort pu 1 laski in isgo-'6l if you had thrown him into a branch yon might bav9 heard him sizzle three miles dur ing the war he ate fire till he was as hot as a blacksmith's furnaceâ€”and v since the war he has eat dirt till by virtue of it he has become a freehol der how to become loyal just go for grant andâ€”lo !! you are loyal i could make a loyal man out of myself in a few seconds by simply telegraphing that i would sup port the grant and colfax ticket my sins would be forgiven and they would tell me to depart in peace like a buncombe magistrate of my town the other day a couple pre sented themselves before him to be married lie was a pompous sort of ignoramus and was smartly'bother ed how to do it as a crowd of the town boys had collected to see the fun after he bad battle-whanged them through and tied them as man and wife there was a kind of pause the couple didn't know it was all over so straightening himself up one ami a-kimbo my friends said he depart in peace anjd sin no more taxes v\d you ever hear of such a thing as taxes you have had a dose in your neighborhood haven't you ? â€” the great mass of the eadical party pay no taxes and they can't under stand why we should object paying then for them this carpet-bagger lafiiin from pitt county ho pro claimed in the legislatureâ€”"l don't card a damn how much taxes are laid on the people of north carolina^my constituents don't have them to pay i want to put you in the hurror to spend the last cent of yoar property before.you will have it stolen from you lam very heavy ou figures like the little quack doctor who was called in to see a sick child he look ed at the childâ€”felt its pulse and shook his head i don'i exactly un derstand this child's case 6aid he but i tell you what i can do ; i can give it some medicine that will throw it into fits and i am boil on fits s now lam good on figures and i bavo figured this thing up your state debt is twonty-eight millions and the interested a million and a half how much will it take to carry on the state government in my time it took threo hundred thousand dollars and now the salaries of all the officers are doubled what else public schools in is6o when only the whito children attended school and a large number of them not scut to free schools but educated at the expense of their parents it took two hundred and forty thdusand dollars per annum ; now the negroes have to be educated and none of them are able to send to other schools it will take four hundred and eighty ihou band and twenty thousand of this goes to that man from cape fear who binga old hundred through his nose â€¢ kegro suffrage i have never had the chance to say whether i was in favor of it or not i am in favor of giving the negro limited suffrage and i believe it will not be denied him by any present â€” my grandfather was at king's moun tain and his old musket is now at home i can just reach up and lay my hand on the muzzle lam liter ally descended from him have been your governor and worn the first honors yet i can't vote ! but if i murmur a single word against the boy who blacked my boots last night and who is running for governor of your state as he has a right to do hell blood fubt thutf dejr !" cry these radicals you aro disloyal you mean waii 1 now fellow citizens i zebulon vance tell you this truth : i don't intend to live in a land where i am disfranchis ed and i don't intend to leave it â€” the negro is naturally an aristocrat he hates a scalawag aa badly as we do did you ever burn a dog's nose with a cigar ? every time he sees you with a cigar he'll tuck his tail and travel they have fooled the negro onceâ€”promised him 40 acres of land and a mule ! he hasn't gob the mule or tho lund though he is : overstocked with jackacses ; and the | taext timo one of these fellows ap sj*cachcs him he'll reason this way pat while man dene tcld te a ho â€¢ * once i ain't got no more to do wid him war ilolden is mighty afraid of war lie is stooping and filling his pockets and bawling oatâ€”"war ! peace ! peace war and a big black buck negro with his mouth full of government rations 6its in the amen corner and responds dats so liars william bress do lord we dont want no more war suppose they'd send an army down here to disperse ilolden and his ignorant crew do you suppose there'd be any fight ?â€” no ! god bless your souls be would hunt my bed if rebels didn't fight for gov worth when he was re moved they will hardly fight for bil ly ilolden the truth is these fellows want us to make war they are like the gal who had a bashful sweetheart come to see her the old folks went out of the room and left them sitting around the light of a pine knot the c;al knitting in one corner and the bashful chap tweedlinghis thumbs in lho other and swallowing his spittle ike a tired dog they pat this way or half ati hour without a word bo ng said when all at once the gal umped on her feet and screamed let me alone great god al mighty sal bawled the fellow " v lint a techin of you but ain't per gwine tew v answered sal the old whig tarty my friends old-line whigs i like pou i used to believe the old whigs ivere the salt of the earth and i'm jorter of that opinion yet but the arty is dead and buried nd the ombstotie placed over it and i don't 3are about ependitig the balance of my days mourning at its grave a sincere old line whig when his party lied if he was true to his principles r his prejudices would inquire for a party nearest like it which is that arty ? is it bill ilolden at the head if 75,000 negrdes a negro boy nce caught a large sized catfish and sticking it in the bank passed up the 3iteek another negro coming along lhai way aird having a smaller sized bth on his string swapped cats af lor a bit jake returned for his fish and pulling it out with a look of mystified stupefaction exclaimed do great lord is dis my cat ? yes here'a whar i stuck him ; but ain't he swunk if henry clay could rise from the dead and bound the bugle to summon np his party and then look at ilolden and a few half-whipped mangy looking fellows at the head of 75,000 negroes as they cry out here's your whig party henry clay great god would ex claim that statesman how the whig party has shrunk 1 â€¢ .Â».Â».Â». remarkable fulfilment of a dream the key l w lewis in some reminiscenes of the war which he ia publishing in tho texas christian advocate tells of the following re markable fulfilment of a dream he says a man by the name of joe wil liams had told a dream to many of his fellow soldiers some of whom had related it to me months previ ous to the occurrence which i now relatej he dreamed that we cros sed a river marched over a mountain and camped near a church located in a wood near which a terrible battle ensued and in a charge just as we crossed the river he was shot in the breast on tho ever memorable 7th of december 1562 as we moved at double quick to take our place in the line of battle then already hotly en ged we passed prairie grove church a small frame building belonging to the cumberland presbyterians i was riding on the flank of the com mand and opposite to williams as we came in view of the house that is tbe chuch colonel i gaw in my dream said he i mado no reply and never thought of ' the matter again until in the ovsning we had bronen the enemy's lino and were in full pursuit when we came-upon a dry ravine in the wood and williams 6aid jnst on tho other side of the hol low i was shot in my dream and i will stick my hat under my shirt suiting the action to the word as be ran along ho doubled itjap and cram med it into his bosom scarcely had he adjusted it before a mionie ball knocked him out of the line jump ing up quickly he pulled out his ha waved it over his head and shouted i'm all right the ball had gone through four thicknesses of his hat raised a hack spot about tho ize of a man's hand just over the heart a id dropped into his shoe remember that the whole country prospered and grew powerful under the demo cratic administrations that under democratic rule the country was blessed with gold and silver money and cearly no taxes # that the democrats encouraged foreign emigration of white people that the democracy run the whole united states government from 1555 to 18c0 for two hundred and sixty millions while it takes under radical rule five hu-ndred millions a year to carry on the government that the democratic party is the party of strict economy that the democracy are for one sort of money for the bondholder the merchant mechanic farmer and laborer that the democracy are against negio equality that the democracy are for a white man's government that the democracy aro against and opposed to allowing negroes to occupy seats at the tables in hotels with white folks mixing with white peoplo in public conveyances and in churches and schools that the leader of the radical par ty declarod in a speech that he would prefer to have a white woman marry buck negroes to germans and for eigners.â€”[jeff city tribune the privileged classes the cincinnati enquirer sums up the following as'comprising some of the privileged classes under the pres ent radical dispensation 1 the bondholder lie is exempt ed from all state and local taxaiion he receives hisiinterest on his bonds in gold while everybody else has to take his in legal tenders 2 the southern negro who has a freedman's bureau to look after his interests and to feed and clothe him if he don't choose to work / 3 the new england manufactur er vjho receives an immense bonus in the shape of protection to his fab rics all of which comes out of the pockets of the laboring classes who are compelled to buy from him 4 the railroad monopolists to whom congress has granted tracts of land large enough for empires out of which they can build their roads and have a great deal to spare ! a few favored rcen thus voted to them free of expense a great railroad 5 the congressmen and legisla tors who sustain these privileged classes in their rascalities upon the people and who are made partners on that account in their robberies 6 the immense army of officehold ers who live upon the unclean drip pings of the treasury it is the party opposed to the de mocracy which by the act of its lea ders has brought into being these privileged clasees and upon which they mainly rely for their continued existence it is no'wonder that with such immense interests fasten ed upon the body politic and draw ing1 its heart's blood the country has ceased to flourish and its great re sources are being dried up anger.â€”never get angry it does no good some sins have a seeming compensation or apology a present gratification of some sort but anger has none a man feels no better for it it is really a torment and when the storm of passion has cleared it leaves one to see that he has been a fool in the eyes of others too a passionate man adds nothing to the welfare of society he may do some good but more hart seated pas sion makes him a firebrand and it is a wonder if he dos not kindle flames of discord on every hand without much sensibility and often void of reason he speaks like the piercing of a sword and bis tongue is an arrow shot out and found only in the bo som of fools why should it be in dulged in at all ? â– Â« â™¦ Â»Â« the huguenots.â€”lt ia rare that a persecuted people like the hugue nots have so uniformly lit on their feet to use a common phrase when scattered to the end of the world with little save their hands as reli ance for the struggle against poverty yet in almost every instance where few or many of these huguenots fould asylums abroad they were in dependent and self-reliant from the start and wherever they settled prosperity quickly followed and re mained as a permanent inheritance of these brave and ingenious work ers so that the countries which gave ' them refuge had not lon to wait for practical evidences that tolerance was a profitable virtue silent argument pendleton and other orators are doing first rate service to the c^uso of constitational government econ omic administration truth and jus tice but tho silent logic of well known and incontrovertablo facia is even more potential of rather gli all its potency to the most brilliant periods of these living orators t/&e new orleans express has weh bai^l that everywhere otf every eide 4 ip every home and household is a dem ocrat argument such as the doable price of tea * the triple^prico of sugar " t the double price of clothing the velocity and volume with which property in almost every part of the country is running from the poor to tho rich in consequence of tho inequality and injustice of taxa tion the destruction ol oar itfrcign commercial marine the banishment of all gold and r sil ver coin and the universality of pa per the downfall of tbe constitution everywhere the substitution ot a consolidated for federal form of government . . the overthrow of the right of trial by jury and of the habeas ; cprpvts among ten millions of our people t tho subjugation of eight millions of white men in the south io three or four millions of negroes ~ the reign of carpet-baggers in congress generally runaways from the north assembling to represent the whites'and negroes in he south all these are democratic arma ments in every man's mouth and are present more or less everywhere in every house,jcottage and cabin . ." the republican platforms 1 military despotism 2 a large standing array k 3 a blackmail's gbvernmentj Â» 4 anarchy and military edicts Â» 5 military trials * Â»* 6 congressional usurpation i 7 extravagance and gorftlpttofl 8 bondholders untftxed 9 gold for the eich man 10 rags for the poor man 11 high taxes on labor â€¢ 12 low tax on capital * 13 national debt to ran 40 yeart 14 gold to pay principal & interest 15 the people's backs to raiae it 16 slavery the doom of the white man 17 extermination the negrd's doom the democratic platform i 1 civil liberty Â» 2 a whito man's govern meat 3 the union and constitution 1 4 the laws & judicial tribunate 5 economy and^retrenchinent * 6 taxation of u s bonds 7 eeduction of taxes on labor 8 one currency for rich and pooh 9 legal tenders to pay all debts 10 rights of the states 11 rights of the tax payers 12 peace and happiness to ail facts are stubborn things the whitehall new york times puts these facts before the people the national debt can never be paid under radical rule because it costs too much to keep rip a standing army of 56,000 men because it costs too much to sup port millions of negroes in idleness that they may vote the radical ticket because it costs too much to sup port the horde of officers the radicals havo created , because of an expensive navy which now that radicalism has de stroyed our commerce we have bo need of because millions upon millions are appropriated yearly to forward pub lic enterprises which only to be swindles because millions upon millions are actually stolen yearly from the na tional treasury with as much deliber ation as any burglar or thief ever ex ercised in his vocation * because the present tariff is grind ing the face of the poor and decreas ing their ability to pay taxes because the internal revenue sys tem is eating out the subsistence of the whole land â– Â» â™¦ Â»Â» a slip of the tongue ia recorded by a french paragraphist a lady was enjoying the society of her husband when the bell rang and the servant announced iho doctor t"eu him i am sick and cannot co him wj>a the maiame's reply the weeklyargus w h hamiltq^teditor cape girarueavt thursday october 15 186 s is published every thursday by ttf m hajiiltoff prop'r to whom all letters must be addressed omoÃŸs jtfaw &Â£., opposite st charles hotel terms of subscription v)necopy 1 month....so 26 one copy 1 year.*,.s2 00 â€¢ one copy 3 months 0 75 ten copies 1 year 17 so oaecopy 6 months 1 26 20 copies 1 year 15 00 single copies at efflce or from carriers....five cents bates op advertising oneesquare eight lines or less 1 week to one month one week 1 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flicks manufactured daily all druagistr in capk girardkau sell uiem " ! ! ! bewaie ! 1 of spurious imitations 1 00 sizes sent by mail on receipt of price i 00 for any three 1 00 sizes by kxpress address henry r costar no 10 crosby street n y jj^*'01 sale toy wilson k co and cary r reed capk girardeau mo 53 and at wholesale in all the cities and large tow.id in the united states jell-6ia address to the nervous and debilitated whose sufferings have be*-n pro tracted from hidden cnusas and whose cases require prompt treatment to render exist<>uce desii able if you ar sufl'-ring or have suffered from involun tary discharges what efffct does it produce upon yuur general health do you feel we*<k,d*ljiiÂ«tale4 eiamly tired does a little extra exertion produce palpita tion of the heart does your livery or iÂ»i\.ury or gans or vonr kidneys frequently get out of order*1 is your uriiie sometimes thick milky er ttoclty or is it ropy on setting or does a thirk sown rise to the top or is a sediment at the bottom utiff if has stood awhile do you have spells of short breathing ordyspepsia are your bowels constipated doyou have spells of fainting or rushes of blood to the head ; is your memory impaired ? la your mind constantly 1 dwelling upon this subject do yÂ«ju fa-pi dull list less moping tired of company of life do you wish to be left alone to pet away from everybody does aay little thing make you start or jump is vour sleep broken or restless is the lustie ot your eye a brillianti th feloom on your cheek as bright do you enjov yourself in society as well ? do you pursue your business with the same energy do you feel t niuoh eonudencein yourself aie your spirits rfri and flagging given to fits of melancholy if sa fyr not lay it to you liver w dyspepsia haj/e you rest teÂ«s nights your back jÂ»reak your knees weak Â»â€¢ have but little appetite and you attribute this to ayo yapaia or liver complaint ii nww reader self-aÂ»bus6 venereal flÂ«<*ase badly cured and sexual excesses are all cipaple of produc ing a weakness oi the genarative organ tbj organs of generation wl en ia perfect healia make the man did you ever think th it those bold daouuil energetic perseverirhl,Â«mcces-.ful timnesÂ»-men<att'a!war those whose geaerative organs re in perfevf health you navor beer such men otnplain of being nit-raticholy of nervousness of palpitation of the heart they are never afraid they cannot succeed in buÂ«mes ; tney don't become sad and discouraged they are always polite and pleasant in the company of ladies and look yon and them right in tte face none of xotir down cast lo>ks oraiiy otln r meanness about them i do not mean those who keep the organs inflated by rut mnb to excess tup se will not ouly rfin their consti tutions but also those thev do bnsine with or for tiow many men from bad'v cured diseases from the effects of self-abuse and excesses have brought about that state of weakness in those organs thathaa reduc ed the general system s^-much as to mduca armost*t ery other diseaseâ€”idiocy lunacy paralysis spinal al fections suicide and almost every olhecjorni of di ea which humanity is heir to and the real cimse of the trouble scarcely evw suspected aj}d va doctor ed for all but the riÂ£ht one diseases of these organs require tbe use of a diu retic helmbold's fluid # extr^ct buchu is the great diuretic and is the certain cure for diseases of the bladder kidneys gravel drÂ»fÂ»Â«y organic weakness female complaints geuerw ability and all diseases of the urinary organs whether exi-ting ' in male or female from whatever < ause originating and no matter of how how long standing ii no treatment is submitted to consumption or in sanity may ensue our flesh una blood are supported from these sources aud the health^aija lnpninesv and that of posterity depends upon prompt use of a reu able remedy . i . * . .â€ž he'mrold's extract bnchn establi hÂ»d upward of 18 veirs prepared bv h t bki.mbold druggist 6s4 new ytrk aid 104 t><ro*h 10'j hrft^r 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cape girardeau weekly argus vol vi gape girardeau missouri thursday october 15 1868 no 19 after the election tim iâ€”november 1888 sceneâ€”the wnite housed a aeedy individual discovered on the steps with a earpet-bag in hi band tis the last carpet-bagger left whinidg alone j all his hopes like impeachmsnt are perished and gone no rraj of his kindred â– ho greenbacks are nigh to moisten his throat with a drop of old rye i must leave thee ben butler lo pocket thjt spoons and little phil sheridan with his nigger dragoons r oh itjpaina me to think on hww sttd ow defeat and shade of abe lincoln i am now a dead beat soon soon must you fohow col fax and ben wade for th,e hopes of our party are cursed and decayed i , when grant is defeated \ and tom fletcher flown without hvpe stamps or whisky i must wander alone , ' ' ' ' Â» a n Â» > i t|=the folfowiug was sang at a newark n j de mocratic atherinj,,a shc*rt time sjnce : ,, we polkeaj them once we pierced them well and then we bucked teem soi e and with frank blair we'll make them stare that they mat i1 sey-mour â€”â€”â€”â– ?!â– â– , har tlrowh-^he light trt~a pine thrown an tlie situation the milton n c chronicle of he 17th ult gives the following port iketch of a speech recently delivered it baffin by ex-gov vance j ladies and fellow citizens lam ixceedingty obliged to you for thils tind reception aod more than hnfopy o meet so many of my fellow citi zens together a great many things ive us cause to be thankful i am hankful that amid 60 much ruin we iro ptill left the freedom of speech ; he freedom to denounce tyrannj md the freedom to meet together for ifree exchange of our political opin ions the radical party the fountain head and author of f it waÃŸ thaddeus stevensâ€”who has lately gone to his long horne or to the eed sulphur springs for the sum mer as some fellow up here phrases it thad laughed ai the idea of the reconstruction acts on which this party is based being constitutional or extra constitutional he declar ed they were outside tho constitu tion and men of sense should not debate about terms the chap in lincoln i met with a fellow the other day np in lincoln county he got up and made a speech said he abhorred rad icalism and was opposed to its tenets but he meant to vote for grant and colfax he was one of your radical democratsâ€”a heavenly hell of a fel low who was entirely opposed to all the doings of hell but mightily in ta vor of the devil himself he didn't think the acts of congress were ex actly constitutional but they were as near the constitution as any acts could be in such a case that the southern states were oat of the un ion and these measures had to be adopted in order to pot them back right here i shut my jly-trap down on him how did these states got out t asked why thÂ«y got out by war b,e replied y , how in the devil is that because they got whipped 1 > well said he their relations got changed like the fellow's fig didn't exactly die it gin out our status in the union it reminds me fellow citizens of the limber-johnniod your boys lave seen in the showsâ€”"now you see mo now you don'l we are first in then wo are out we are io when ever they wish to oppress us and whenever we claim their protection we are out loyalty and joe brown a rpspectable termnean be made use of till it becomes the synonym of everything contemptible and dirty come air ye ends of th earth and re pent in favor of the cbicaga plat form a*nd the wooliy-he*d of the no gro to the straight hair of tho white manâ€”and though your sins bo ab scarlet they shall be as white as snow t loyal white joe brown of georgia who was he an old original he secessionist when the war got to be first talked about he waa so hun gry for fighting that he took a anack before breakfast and seized fort pu 1 laski in isgo-'6l if you had thrown him into a branch yon might bav9 heard him sizzle three miles dur ing the war he ate fire till he was as hot as a blacksmith's furnaceâ€”and v since the war he has eat dirt till by virtue of it he has become a freehol der how to become loyal just go for grant andâ€”lo !! you are loyal i could make a loyal man out of myself in a few seconds by simply telegraphing that i would sup port the grant and colfax ticket my sins would be forgiven and they would tell me to depart in peace like a buncombe magistrate of my town the other day a couple pre sented themselves before him to be married lie was a pompous sort of ignoramus and was smartly'bother ed how to do it as a crowd of the town boys had collected to see the fun after he bad battle-whanged them through and tied them as man and wife there was a kind of pause the couple didn't know it was all over so straightening himself up one ami a-kimbo my friends said he depart in peace anjd sin no more taxes v\d you ever hear of such a thing as taxes you have had a dose in your neighborhood haven't you ? â€” the great mass of the eadical party pay no taxes and they can't under stand why we should object paying then for them this carpet-bagger lafiiin from pitt county ho pro claimed in the legislatureâ€”"l don't card a damn how much taxes are laid on the people of north carolina^my constituents don't have them to pay i want to put you in the hurror to spend the last cent of yoar property before.you will have it stolen from you lam very heavy ou figures like the little quack doctor who was called in to see a sick child he look ed at the childâ€”felt its pulse and shook his head i don'i exactly un derstand this child's case 6aid he but i tell you what i can do ; i can give it some medicine that will throw it into fits and i am boil on fits s now lam good on figures and i bavo figured this thing up your state debt is twonty-eight millions and the interested a million and a half how much will it take to carry on the state government in my time it took threo hundred thousand dollars and now the salaries of all the officers are doubled what else public schools in is6o when only the whito children attended school and a large number of them not scut to free schools but educated at the expense of their parents it took two hundred and forty thdusand dollars per annum ; now the negroes have to be educated and none of them are able to send to other schools it will take four hundred and eighty ihou band and twenty thousand of this goes to that man from cape fear who binga old hundred through his nose â€¢ kegro suffrage i have never had the chance to say whether i was in favor of it or not i am in favor of giving the negro limited suffrage and i believe it will not be denied him by any present â€” my grandfather was at king's moun tain and his old musket is now at home i can just reach up and lay my hand on the muzzle lam liter ally descended from him have been your governor and worn the first honors yet i can't vote ! but if i murmur a single word against the boy who blacked my boots last night and who is running for governor of your state as he has a right to do hell blood fubt thutf dejr !" cry these radicals you aro disloyal you mean waii 1 now fellow citizens i zebulon vance tell you this truth : i don't intend to live in a land where i am disfranchis ed and i don't intend to leave it â€” the negro is naturally an aristocrat he hates a scalawag aa badly as we do did you ever burn a dog's nose with a cigar ? every time he sees you with a cigar he'll tuck his tail and travel they have fooled the negro onceâ€”promised him 40 acres of land and a mule ! he hasn't gob the mule or tho lund though he is : overstocked with jackacses ; and the | taext timo one of these fellows ap sj*cachcs him he'll reason this way pat while man dene tcld te a ho â€¢ * once i ain't got no more to do wid him war ilolden is mighty afraid of war lie is stooping and filling his pockets and bawling oatâ€”"war ! peace ! peace war and a big black buck negro with his mouth full of government rations 6its in the amen corner and responds dats so liars william bress do lord we dont want no more war suppose they'd send an army down here to disperse ilolden and his ignorant crew do you suppose there'd be any fight ?â€” no ! god bless your souls be would hunt my bed if rebels didn't fight for gov worth when he was re moved they will hardly fight for bil ly ilolden the truth is these fellows want us to make war they are like the gal who had a bashful sweetheart come to see her the old folks went out of the room and left them sitting around the light of a pine knot the c;al knitting in one corner and the bashful chap tweedlinghis thumbs in lho other and swallowing his spittle ike a tired dog they pat this way or half ati hour without a word bo ng said when all at once the gal umped on her feet and screamed let me alone great god al mighty sal bawled the fellow " v lint a techin of you but ain't per gwine tew v answered sal the old whig tarty my friends old-line whigs i like pou i used to believe the old whigs ivere the salt of the earth and i'm jorter of that opinion yet but the arty is dead and buried nd the ombstotie placed over it and i don't 3are about ependitig the balance of my days mourning at its grave a sincere old line whig when his party lied if he was true to his principles r his prejudices would inquire for a party nearest like it which is that arty ? is it bill ilolden at the head if 75,000 negrdes a negro boy nce caught a large sized catfish and sticking it in the bank passed up the 3iteek another negro coming along lhai way aird having a smaller sized bth on his string swapped cats af lor a bit jake returned for his fish and pulling it out with a look of mystified stupefaction exclaimed do great lord is dis my cat ? yes here'a whar i stuck him ; but ain't he swunk if henry clay could rise from the dead and bound the bugle to summon np his party and then look at ilolden and a few half-whipped mangy looking fellows at the head of 75,000 negroes as they cry out here's your whig party henry clay great god would ex claim that statesman how the whig party has shrunk 1 â€¢ .Â».Â».Â». remarkable fulfilment of a dream the key l w lewis in some reminiscenes of the war which he ia publishing in tho texas christian advocate tells of the following re markable fulfilment of a dream he says a man by the name of joe wil liams had told a dream to many of his fellow soldiers some of whom had related it to me months previ ous to the occurrence which i now relatej he dreamed that we cros sed a river marched over a mountain and camped near a church located in a wood near which a terrible battle ensued and in a charge just as we crossed the river he was shot in the breast on tho ever memorable 7th of december 1562 as we moved at double quick to take our place in the line of battle then already hotly en ged we passed prairie grove church a small frame building belonging to the cumberland presbyterians i was riding on the flank of the com mand and opposite to williams as we came in view of the house that is tbe chuch colonel i gaw in my dream said he i mado no reply and never thought of ' the matter again until in the ovsning we had bronen the enemy's lino and were in full pursuit when we came-upon a dry ravine in the wood and williams 6aid jnst on tho other side of the hol low i was shot in my dream and i will stick my hat under my shirt suiting the action to the word as be ran along ho doubled itjap and cram med it into his bosom scarcely had he adjusted it before a mionie ball knocked him out of the line jump ing up quickly he pulled out his ha waved it over his head and shouted i'm all right the ball had gone through four thicknesses of his hat raised a hack spot about tho ize of a man's hand just over the heart a id dropped into his shoe remember that the whole country prospered and grew powerful under the demo cratic administrations that under democratic rule the country was blessed with gold and silver money and cearly no taxes # that the democrats encouraged foreign emigration of white people that the democracy run the whole united states government from 1555 to 18c0 for two hundred and sixty millions while it takes under radical rule five hu-ndred millions a year to carry on the government that the democratic party is the party of strict economy that the democracy are for one sort of money for the bondholder the merchant mechanic farmer and laborer that the democracy are against negio equality that the democracy are for a white man's government that the democracy aro against and opposed to allowing negroes to occupy seats at the tables in hotels with white folks mixing with white peoplo in public conveyances and in churches and schools that the leader of the radical par ty declarod in a speech that he would prefer to have a white woman marry buck negroes to germans and for eigners.â€”[jeff city tribune the privileged classes the cincinnati enquirer sums up the following as'comprising some of the privileged classes under the pres ent radical dispensation 1 the bondholder lie is exempt ed from all state and local taxaiion he receives hisiinterest on his bonds in gold while everybody else has to take his in legal tenders 2 the southern negro who has a freedman's bureau to look after his interests and to feed and clothe him if he don't choose to work / 3 the new england manufactur er vjho receives an immense bonus in the shape of protection to his fab rics all of which comes out of the pockets of the laboring classes who are compelled to buy from him 4 the railroad monopolists to whom congress has granted tracts of land large enough for empires out of which they can build their roads and have a great deal to spare ! a few favored rcen thus voted to them free of expense a great railroad 5 the congressmen and legisla tors who sustain these privileged classes in their rascalities upon the people and who are made partners on that account in their robberies 6 the immense army of officehold ers who live upon the unclean drip pings of the treasury it is the party opposed to the de mocracy which by the act of its lea ders has brought into being these privileged clasees and upon which they mainly rely for their continued existence it is no'wonder that with such immense interests fasten ed upon the body politic and draw ing1 its heart's blood the country has ceased to flourish and its great re sources are being dried up anger.â€”never get angry it does no good some sins have a seeming compensation or apology a present gratification of some sort but anger has none a man feels no better for it it is really a torment and when the storm of passion has cleared it leaves one to see that he has been a fool in the eyes of others too a passionate man adds nothing to the welfare of society he may do some good but more hart seated pas sion makes him a firebrand and it is a wonder if he dos not kindle flames of discord on every hand without much sensibility and often void of reason he speaks like the piercing of a sword and bis tongue is an arrow shot out and found only in the bo som of fools why should it be in dulged in at all ? â– Â« â™¦ Â»Â« the huguenots.â€”lt ia rare that a persecuted people like the hugue nots have so uniformly lit on their feet to use a common phrase when scattered to the end of the world with little save their hands as reli ance for the struggle against poverty yet in almost every instance where few or many of these huguenots fould asylums abroad they were in dependent and self-reliant from the start and wherever they settled prosperity quickly followed and re mained as a permanent inheritance of these brave and ingenious work ers so that the countries which gave ' them refuge had not lon to wait for practical evidences that tolerance was a profitable virtue silent argument pendleton and other orators are doing first rate service to the c^uso of constitational government econ omic administration truth and jus tice but tho silent logic of well known and incontrovertablo facia is even more potential of rather gli all its potency to the most brilliant periods of these living orators t/&e new orleans express has weh bai^l that everywhere otf every eide 4 ip every home and household is a dem ocrat argument such as the doable price of tea * the triple^prico of sugar " t the double price of clothing the velocity and volume with which property in almost every part of the country is running from the poor to tho rich in consequence of tho inequality and injustice of taxa tion the destruction ol oar itfrcign commercial marine the banishment of all gold and r sil ver coin and the universality of pa per the downfall of tbe constitution everywhere the substitution ot a consolidated for federal form of government . . the overthrow of the right of trial by jury and of the habeas ; cprpvts among ten millions of our people t tho subjugation of eight millions of white men in the south io three or four millions of negroes ~ the reign of carpet-baggers in congress generally runaways from the north assembling to represent the whites'and negroes in he south all these are democratic arma ments in every man's mouth and are present more or less everywhere in every house,jcottage and cabin . ." the republican platforms 1 military despotism 2 a large standing array k 3 a blackmail's gbvernmentj Â» 4 anarchy and military edicts Â» 5 military trials * Â»* 6 congressional usurpation i 7 extravagance and gorftlpttofl 8 bondholders untftxed 9 gold for the eich man 10 rags for the poor man 11 high taxes on labor â€¢ 12 low tax on capital * 13 national debt to ran 40 yeart 14 gold to pay principal & interest 15 the people's backs to raiae it 16 slavery the doom of the white man 17 extermination the negrd's doom the democratic platform i 1 civil liberty Â» 2 a whito man's govern meat 3 the union and constitution 1 4 the laws & judicial tribunate 5 economy and^retrenchinent * 6 taxation of u s bonds 7 eeduction of taxes on labor 8 one currency for rich and pooh 9 legal tenders to pay all debts 10 rights of the states 11 rights of the tax payers 12 peace and happiness to ail facts are stubborn things the whitehall new york times puts these facts before the people the national debt can never be paid under radical rule because it costs too much to keep rip a standing army of 56,000 men because it costs too much to sup port millions of negroes in idleness that they may vote the radical ticket because it costs too much to sup port the horde of officers the radicals havo created , because of an expensive navy which now that radicalism has de stroyed our commerce we have bo need of because millions upon millions are appropriated yearly to forward pub lic enterprises which only to be swindles because millions upon millions are actually stolen yearly from the na tional treasury with as much deliber ation as any burglar or thief ever ex ercised in his vocation * because the present tariff is grind ing the face of the poor and decreas ing their ability to pay taxes because the internal revenue sys tem is eating out the subsistence of 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costar's bed-bug exterminator costar's only pure insect powder only infallible remedies known 18 years established in new york 2 00 > l!ox''s and flicks manufactured daily all druagistr in capk girardkau sell uiem " ! ! ! bewaie ! 1 of spurious imitations 1 00 sizes sent by mail on receipt of price i 00 for any three 1 00 sizes by kxpress address henry r costar no 10 crosby street n y jj^*'01 sale toy wilson k co and cary r reed capk girardeau mo 53 and at wholesale in all the cities and large tow.id in the united states jell-6ia address to the nervous and debilitated whose sufferings have be*-n pro tracted from hidden cnusas and whose cases require prompt treatment to render exist<>uce desii able if you ar sufl'-ring or have suffered from involun tary discharges what efffct does it produce upon yuur general health do you feel we*ks oraiiy otln r meanness about them i do not mean those who keep the organs inflated by rut mnb to excess tup se will not ouly rfin their consti tutions but also those thev do bnsine with or for tiow many men from bad'v cured diseases from the effects of self-abuse and excesses have brought about that state of weakness in those organs thathaa reduc ed the general system s^-much as to mduca armost*t ery other diseaseâ€”idiocy lunacy paralysis spinal al fections suicide and almost every olhecjorni of di ea which humanity is heir to and the real cimse of the trouble scarcely evw suspected aj}d va doctor ed for all but the riÂ£ht one diseases of these organs require tbe use of a diu retic helmbold's fluid # extr^ct buchu is the great diuretic and is the certain cure for diseases of the bladder kidneys gravel drÂ»fÂ»Â«y organic weakness female complaints geuerw ability and all diseases of the urinary organs whether exi-ting ' in male or female from whatever < ause originating and no matter of how how long standing ii no treatment is submitted to consumption or in sanity may ensue our flesh una blood are supported from these sources aud the health^aija lnpninesv and that of posterity depends upon prompt use of a reu able remedy . i . * . .â€ž he'mrold's extract bnchn establi hÂ»d upward of 18 veirs prepared bv h t bki.mbold druggist 6s4 new ytrk aid 104 t>