Hm, I'm not actually tapped out and manually redid all of the tapped/untapped indicators on my permanents when I updated the board, so I have no idea why I called my Obelisk tapped, but it doesn't matter anyway as I have no responses to that stuff.

Retreat to Kazandu (Landfall-Whenever a land ETB under my control, choose one-

Put a +1/+1 cts on target creature

I gain 2 life

(U) Fertilid (2/2 from ctrs; ~ ETB with two +1/+1 ctrs on it.; 1G, Remove a +1/+1 ctr from ~: Target player searches his library for a basic land card and puts it onto the battlefield tapped. Then that player shuffles his library)
(S) Forgotten Ancient (4/7 from ctrs; Whenever a player casts a spell, I may put a +1/+! ctr on ~.; At the beginning of my upkeep, I may move any number of +1/+1 ctrs from ~ onto other creatures) *4 +1/+1 ctr*

(S) Obsidian Fireheart (4/4; 1RR: Put a blaze ctr on target land without a blaze ctr on it. For as long as that land has a blaze ctr on it, it has "At the beginning of my upkeep, this land deals 1 dmg to me." (The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield))

Retreat to Kazandu (Landfall-Whenever a land ETB under my control, choose one-

Put a +1/+1 cts on target creature

I gain 2 life

(U) Fertilid (4/4 from ctrs; ~ ETB with two +1/+1 ctrs on it.; 1G, Remove a +1/+1 ctr from ~: Target player searches his library for a basic land card and puts it onto the battlefield tapped. Then that player shuffles his library)

(U) Forgotten Ancient (3/6 from ctrs; Whenever a player casts a spell, I may put a +1/+! ctr on ~.; At the beginning of my upkeep, I may move any number of +1/+1 ctrs from ~ onto other creatures) *4 +1/+1 ctr*
(S) Rampaging Baloths (6/6, Trample, Landfall - Whenever a land etb under your control, you may put a 4/4 green Beast creature token onto the battlefield)

(U) Obsidian Fireheart (4/4; 1RR: Put a blaze ctr on target land without a blaze ctr on it. For as long as that land has a blaze ctr on it, it has "At the beginning of my upkeep, this land deals 1 dmg to me." (The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield))
(S) Inferno Titan (6/6, R: ~ gains +1/+0 until end of turn, whenever ~ enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures and/or players)

Retreat to Kazandu (Landfall-Whenever a land ETB under my control, choose one-

Put a +1/+1 cts on target creature

I gain 2 life

(U) Fertilid (4/4 from ctrs; ~ ETB with two +1/+1 ctrs on it.; 1G, Remove a +1/+1 ctr from ~: Target player searches his library for a basic land card and puts it onto the battlefield tapped. Then that player shuffles his library)

(U) Forgotten Ancient (3/6 from ctrs; Whenever a player casts a spell, I may put a +1/+! ctr on ~.; At the beginning of my upkeep, I may move any number of +1/+1 ctrs from ~ onto other creatures) *4 +1/+1 ctr*
(S) Rampaging Baloths (6/6, Trample, Landfall - Whenever a land etb under your control, you may put a 4/4 green Beast creature token onto the battlefield)

(U) Obsidian Fireheart (4/4; 1RR: Put a blaze ctr on target land without a blaze ctr on it. For as long as that land has a blaze ctr on it, it has "At the beginning of my upkeep, this land deals 1 dmg to me." (The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield))
(S) Inferno Titan (6/6, R: ~ gains +1/+0 until end of turn, whenever ~ enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures and/or players)

Retreat to Kazandu (Landfall-Whenever a land ETB under my control, choose one-

Put a +1/+1 cts on target creature

I gain 2 life

(U) Fertilid (5/5 from ctrs; ~ ETB with two +1/+1 ctrs on it.; 1G, Remove a +1/+1 ctr from ~: Target player searches his library for a basic land card and puts it onto the battlefield tapped. Then that player shuffles his library) *5 +1/+1 ctrs*

(U) Forgotten Ancient (0/3; Whenever a player casts a spell, I may put a +1/+! ctr on ~.; At the beginning of my upkeep, I may move any number of +1/+1 ctrs from ~ onto other creatures)
(U) Rampaging Baloths (6/6, Trample, Landfall - Whenever a land etb under your control, you may put a 4/4 green Beast creature token onto the battlefield)

(U) Obsidian Fireheart (5/5 from ctr; 1RR: Put a blaze ctr on target land without a blaze ctr on it. For as long as that land has a blaze ctr on it, it has "At the beginning of my upkeep, this land deals 1 dmg to me." (The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield)) *1 +1/+1 ctr*
(U) Inferno Titan (6/6, R: ~ gains +1/+0 until end of turn, whenever ~ enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures and/or players)