Look, I'm no fan of the Clintons, and I'm not trying to defend Hillary in any way. But Hillary has taken more sh*t and criticism as First Lady than any woman in American - if not world - political history. And note, I am speaking only about her role as First Lady. If you include her Senate years, no woman - and few men, now that I think about it - have had the darts and arrows slung at them as has Hillary, and most of it justified.

I would like to know what the proper procedure is to get rid of unwanted guests. There exists a couple of people that I really, really want to go away but since morons tend to like them a bunch, I never get my wish.

Also, how is it possible that we can actually still hear them even with their heads driven completely up their asses?