What's a retailer to do? There's probably no way to avoid
carrying this release and it will surely return big rental
dollars —money in the bank just waiting to be counted.
Yet in all honesty neither the sight of Divine Brown in the
flesh nor the four lame sex scenes (and an interview) that
pad it out are going to satisfy any regular customers hip to
sophisticated erotica.

The "highlight" is a recreation of the infamous blowjob
scenario. Watching Hugh Grant (Mark Davis) get his knob
gobbled in a Trojan raincoat is the least erotic image on
screen since a Pat Buchanan fund rally, and less successful.
Divine's subsequent jaunt in the pokey is jazzed up with a
tepid lesbian scene with Candy Cash and Kim Kataine. With an
uncharacteristic lack of humor, Ron Jeremy plays her lawyer
who takes his fee in trade, doggy style. This time, it's the
lawyer who gets fucked.

Only one scene actually generates a modicum of heat, and
that's a medieval fantasy between Davis and Yvonne, whose
skills at professional sex make Brown look like Miss
Demeanor.

Technical specs, especially some cute editing FX, are above
average, which account for the rating. A must-stock item
despite its flaws.