Friday, July 26, 2013

The President of the United States obviously seems to believe he's the President of Black America.This past week Mr. Obama cut in front of his puppet Jay Carney at one of those uber-boring pressers and interjected himself once again into the Zimmerman/Martin situation. During his 10 or 15 extemporaneous minutes of pontificating, Obama mentioned the term "African-American," or "African-Americans," or the "African-American Community" some 20 separate times. And if you're wondering how may times he mentioned "Irish-Americans," or "Italian-Americans," or "Greek-Americans," or "Chinese-Americans," or "Native Americans," or "Krygestanian-Americans," the number would be, oh, ummm, let's see...zero, even though all he really knows is "Being Tan as a Community Organizer in Chicago." He makes me a bit queasy, if I do say so myself. Tossing my cookies remains an option.So, ladies and gentlemen, for those who always wondered what it would be like to have a "person of color" as President, you now know. It means that you're going to be subjected to a never-ending stream of crap about things you don't want to know, or need to know, or hoped you'd never find out, while the economy of America goes straight down the dumper. In a survey just completed your fellow Americans now openly admit that they believe race relations are much, much worse than they were the day Barry was immaculated. Wasn't his ascension supposed to make race relations better? Could it be that events have worked out exactly as planned? Does he really hate America that much? And does anyone believe that another black president is in our future? Me thinks not. November, 2016 is...just...around...the...corner. Thankfully.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Have you wondered whether the just-ended trial in Sanford, Florida would have occurred at all if the racial makeup of the protagonists were somehow different?What if Jorge Zimmerman was black and Trayvon Obama Martin was white? Ummm, no, not a word would have been uttered by the MainStreamMedia (MSM). Every day here in America black folks murder white folks by the dozens and the MSM is strangely (and predictably...and sadly) silent. What if Zimmerman and Martin were both black? Once again, nary a peep would have been heard. Black people are killing black people with abandon all across the Fruited Plain. Look at Chicago, for instance. Over the Fourth of July looonnnngg weekend, 72 were shot and 12 died. Including two little toddlers. All black. On both sides of the guns. Not a single comment to be heard outside the Chicago area. It seems black on black crime is A-Okay with the MSM. And by the way, guns have been completely outlawed in the Windy City for more than 40 years. How's that gun control thing working out?What if Zimmerman and Martin were both white? Sorry, but the MSM's meme would not have been fed by reporting on such a story. White people kill each other all the time. Not as often as black people kill each other, but often. So, nothing to see here. Move along...But Zimmerman being Hispanic ("White Hispanic," according to the New York Times...maybe the very first time in history such a racial designation has been used, but only to further the story that white people are the only ones who can be, you know, like "racist"), and Martin being a "little black teenager," whoa! Do we have a story here! Little black teenager? 6' tall and 175 lllll bbsss, against a doughy white Hispanic. Unfair fight, unless you happened to have a Glock 17, of course.This has been a 24/7 story for more than a year. And that's why poverty pimps like Jessuh (baby daddy) Jackson and Al (Tawana Brawley) Sharpton, and even the Golfer-in-Chief, arguably a wannabe black, have felt compelled to opine on this situation. Blacks were forced to work in the fields 400 years ago so we should do anything, anything, to make it up to them, even to the extent of tilting our reportage to include blatantly racial bias.

So a white Hispanic neighborhood watch-type in a gated Hispanic/Black neighborhood with a Glock, disregards orders from a 911 operator (are they even permitted to issue orders...and are we compelled to comply?) and follows a dope-smoking, kicked-out-of-school, burglary-tool-carrying, heavily tattooed, somebody-elses'-jewelry-in-his-pocket, Facebook-abusing, curseword-spewing tagger, gets sandbagged, cold cocked and MSM-style pummeled, pulls out his heater and lets the air out of this kid. Only due to the influence of the White House, the MSM, black "leaders" and liberal apologists was this guy charged, and now he's been found not guilty by five white and one "black Hispanic" (again?). And by the way, where's this "Black Community" they keep talking about? Is it in Compton? Southside Chicago? Washington, D.C.? Or Atlanta, maybe? I don't know, but I'd like to, or else maybe they should stop talking about it.

But the story's not yet over. The DOJ has reopened an investigation of Zimmerman, in all likelihood preparatory to filing a civil rights violation. One thing about this racist Administration; it never changes. They're rioting in Oakland. Ummm, yeah, but that's what they always do there. Rioting in Oakland is like their main pastime. Since there's no jobs, what else to they have to do but riot? Nothing much to report. In fact, nothing much to report anywhere, except for the fact that the MSM has an an agenda!NBC, you socialist, bottom-feeding video-doctoring cretins should be ashamed of yourselves. You should be, but you aren't. MSNBC, as the public relations arm for the Democrat National Committee, your bias was expected, and once again you did not disappoint. ABC, your ilk is growing ever more tiresome. Does anybody but me remember that ABC anchor George Stephanopolis was Billy Jeff Clinton's Chief of Staff? CNN, the Clinton News Network, it's time to turn out the lights and go get a real job for a change. New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Chicago Tribune, and all other tree-killing, dinosaur media, bottom-of-the-birdcage lefty rags, curl up and die. To the MSM in general, you all suck! There, my spleen duly vented, I feel much, much better...

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Good news boys and girls! Obama gave another of his MAJOR POLICY ADDRESSES OF THE DAY recently, and in it he declared an all-out war on Global Warming, or Climate Change, or whatever they're calling it today.Obama stated that 97% of all climate scientists agree: Climate Change is here, it's real and it won't be too long at all before we all burn up in a fiery, Hellish cataclysm. He said that 12 of the hottest days in history occurred during the past 15 years, or something (they didn't!). He said that carbon emissions are really, really bad, and that they cause all kinds of bad things (like soot on your newly-washed Mustang GT). He also said that coal is dirty, and messy, and black, kind of like assault weapons, and it should be outlawed before it kills us all. Not that there's anything wrong with the color black, mind you, especially if it's on a person, especially if he or she (or it) votes Democrat.

He went on to say that the XL Keystone Pipeline should not be approved unless it can be proven, PROVEN, do you here me?, that it will not exacerbate (I love that word!) the global climate situation (it should be noted that the State Department has issued two, TWO separate studies stating that the Pipeline will have no deleterious (I love that word also!) effects on our environment). But two is definitely not enough. We have to keep conducting these studies until we get the results we're looking for.And so, in the midst of numerous scandals, rendering His second term a complete failure so far, Obama has done his best to change the subject by trying to further ruin the U.S. economy by sending us off on a tangent to halt Global Something or Other.Well, I don't know about you, but I'm really happy about this. Obama's unilateral efforts will serve to kill the U.S. coal industry, surely tanking his favorables in ten coal-producing states. It's predicted that his executive actions (bypassing Congress completely, don't you know) will put at least 85,000 people out of work. He's killed 10,000 coal jobs so far via onerous EPA regulations he'd mandated. Another 75,000 await pink slips resulting from his new focus. November, 2014 is coming, and quickly. And let's not forget another byproduct of his edicts. Every single homeowner in America will see a dramatic increase in their electric bills because half, HALF the electricity in the country is produced by coal. And us Californians will see another huge increase because PG&E is mothballing the San Onofre nuclear reactor, which has heretofore produced 8% of all the energy consumed in the once-Golden State. Californians, look for a 17% increase in your light bill in the very near future. And look for Robert Redford and the Sierra Club to rejoice at their decision. At least a couple of commie pinkos are happy about this.And to those who were coerced into buying one of those electric plug-in cars, where do you think the electricity comes from? It comes from coal, you eco-weenies. And eliminating coal will cause your bill from charging up your wussie little overpriced clown car to skyrocket. Serves you right, you ignoramuses. Or is that ignoramusi?It's a good thing there's a plastic bubble over America, protecting us from the air in China, indisputably the dirtiest on the planet, from floating across the Pacific and soiling our air in week. Of course you know that China's opening two new coal-fired electricity plants every week, and India's 1.3 Billion cow-worshipping, snake-charming people are producing pollution at a record rate, but change-the-subject, feel-good efforts to "do something" about the climate, even though those efforts are patent horsepucky, will surely cause latte-loving, sauvignon blanc-sipping socialists to open up their wallets and fork over the cash to the Democrats, which is all that really counts.So yes, I'm happy. I'll have my solar photovoltaic generating array installed by then, reducing my electric bill to just about fifteen bucks a month. And everybody else, especially all those dodos who voted for this unqualified dufus in the White House, will go nearly bankrupt paying for his flights of fancy. Just remember, if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas...