It's sort of ironic (maybe in an Alanis Morissette way) that we've compiled a list of the most laziest instances of sloth on TV because sometimes the act of sitting in front of our television for hours is the very definition of the sin of sloth. What can we say? We love being lazy and watching people be lazy at the same time. With all that in mind, here are the 25 laziest moments in recent television history. Sit back and enjoy.

Breaking Bad - "Phoenix"

AMC

Jesse Pinkman’s toxic relationship with Jane, played by the always-awesome Krysten Ritter, ended as a result of both Jesse and Walter White’s collective sloth. As a drugged-up Jane lay in bed, convulsing, choking on her own vomit, Jesse laid beside her, he himself in a drug-induced blackout. While Jesse was fast asleep, Walter creepily hovered over Jane, watching her slowly die. Walter did absolutely nothing to intervene and save her life — he just watched.

Shameless - "Simple Pleasures"

Showtime

On Showtime’s Shameless, William H. Macy plays Frank, the drug abusing, alcoholic patriarch of the tragically flawed Gallagher family. Frank is a disaster in every sense of the word. During the first episode of the show’s fourth season, a disgusting, bed-ridden Frank has his youngest son, Carl, in charge of his “poop and pee bucket.”

The Sopranos - "Down Neck"

HBO

Regardless of what atrocity he may or may not have committed that afternoon, each night Tony Soprano would park his massive body on the couch and enjoy a big ol’ bowl of ice cream. Being bad isn’t always easy. It always seemed as if Tony was happiest at home, decompressing while indulging in a few scoops of vanilla.

Game Of Thrones - "Fire And Blood"

HBO

It’s no secret that King Joff was one of the most vile and hated characters in the history of television. He was arrogant, power-hungry, and borderline insane. But the least he could do was perform all his heinous acts himself. Instead, he gets “yes-men” like Meryn Trant to slap around Sansa. At least put your own effort in to being a jerk.

Hannibal - "Yakimono"

NBC

There’s nothing lazier than piggybacking off someone else’s ideas. And what’s worse than that? Doing it to a serial killer. Frederick Chilton unwittingly influenced Abel Gideon into thinking he was a killer, a technique Hannibal himself did to Miriam Lass. Hannibal made her believe the lazy doctor Chilton tormented her, leading her to shooting him in the face. Here’s the lesson: don’t cut corners in your evil deeds unless you want to eat a bullet.

Mad Men - "Waldorf Stories"

AMC

Jon Hamm’s now iconic Don Draper was a man of few words. Don’s more or less the archetype for the strong silent type. Yet when he decided to get completely sloshed prior to pitching an ad for Life cereal, Don was a sloppy, drunk chatty Cathy. When under the influence just enough, Don was sometimes known to let his sloth flag fly.

Californication - "The Unforgiven"

Showtime

During the first five seasons of Showtime’s sorely missed Californication, womanizing novelist Hank Moody oozed rapid-fire cool. He was the quintessential character that the guys wanted to be, and the girls wanted to be with. Though as the sixth season started, Hank was reduced to a full-blow, sloppy, drunken catastrophe.

The Wire - "Duck And Cover"

HBO

HBO’s retroactively-appreciated The Wire constantly sits atop countless critics’ “Best of All-Time” lists, and it’s with just cause — it truly is that damn good. During one second season episode, Jimmy McNulty, played by The Affair’s Dominic West, is one of the sloppiest drunks in the history of TV. Even watching this drunk-driving scene may give you anxiety and you'll hope to never be a sloth-filled drunk in your life.

True Detective - "Church In Ruins"

HBO

Every Sunday this past summer, Twitter users took great joy in roasting episodes of HBO’s True Detective in real time. To say that viewers didn’t enjoy the sophomore season as much as they did the first season may be the understatement of the year. One particularly lambasted character was Chad, detective Ray Velcoro’s likely illegitimate son. On one episode, while Colin Farrell’s Ray had a supervised visit with his son, little red-haired Chad wanted to do one thing and one thing only. He was adamant about sitting on the couch all afternoon and watching reruns of Friends. Classic Chad.

Spotless - "One Hand Clapping"

Esquire Network

After Martin crashes at his brother’s house and brings along a dead girl filled with heroin, the oafish brother makes it apparent that he will continue putting his needs in front of those of his sister-in-law and niece and nephew. Martin finds it totally fine to walk around his brother’s house, use his toothbrush and basically messing everything up.

Ray Donovan - "Come and Knock on Our Door"

Showtime

The Donovans are a remarkably troubled family. During the show’s recent third season, Abby, Ray Donovan’s understandably untrusting wife, spirals into a deep, dark depression. At the start of the season, with Ray spending more and more time away from home, Abby simply refused to leave bed. She’d just laid there, distraught, letting her depression lead to the deepest, dankest wretches of sloth.

Blunt Talk - "I Seem to Be Running Out of Dreams for Myself"

Starz

On the Starz original series Blunt Talk, the incomparable Patrick Stewart plays Walter Blunt, a veteran cable news personality with a laundry list of eccentricities. One of those eccentricities, as we saw in the show’s pilot episode, is to lay down on the floor of his office while one of his co-workers spoons him. Something tells me Larry King never did that.

Arrested Development - "Fakin' It"

FOX/Netflix

Buster, the baby of the infamous Bluth family, pulled off a truly impressive feat during the show’s third season. He successfully faked a coma. Yes, Buster was cared for in the hospital as a genuine coma patient, when in reality he was just kind of laying there motionless for weeks to avoid testifying against his father. That’s commitment.

The Sopranos - "Johnny Cakes"

HBO

The existence of the lazy son seems to be a pretty popular TV trope these days (Homeland, anyone?), but it seems that it could all be traced back to Tony Soprano’s kid AJ. The only ambition that he’s ever had was to open up a nightclub but did nothing to very little to advance that. Instead, he didn’t listen to his dad and did nothing else but spend his cash.

Girls - "Free Snacks"

HBO

On Girls, Lena Dunham’s Hannah so badly wanted to land a respectable, well-paid job as a professional writer. And she got there, being offered a staff position at GQ, a gig that countless other writers would kill for. And then she promptly quit. Great job, Hannah. That’s responsible.

Breaking Bad - "Pilot"

AMC

Let’s be honest. It takes a rather lazy young man to become a dealer at a young age. You have your whole life ahead of you, yet you choose to take the easy way out and that’s what Jesse does (and has been doing) by the time he meets Walter White. Work and pay taxes like a true hard-working American, Mr. Pinkman.

Louie - "So Did The Fat Lady"

FX

During the titular star’s critically acclaimed third season, Louie and his brother Bobby, who’s played by comedian Robert Kelly, enjoy a “Bang-Bang.” What, pray tell, is a Bang-Bang? On this episode we learn that this is when Louie and Bobby eat two full meals at two different restaurants, one directly after the other. This scene is the definition of sloth-like overindulgence.

Silicon Valley - "Minimum Viable Product"

HBO

TJ Miller’s scene-stealing Erlich Bachman is both constantly high and seemingly never fully dressed. While a potentially billion dollar, industry-shifting company is being created under his roof, Erlich regularly oversees it all while wearing his patented robe.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - "How Mac Got Fat"

FX

On FX’s hilarious It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rob McElhenney plays Mac, the supposedly tough and questionably heterosexual muscle of Paddy’s Pub. For the show’s seventh season, McElhenney did something that may be the most underappreciated move in comedy history—he gained 50lbs, in real life, because he wanted his character to get fat. McElhenney, also one of the show’s creators, went above and beyond for the sake of comedy. During the season’s finale, Mac, who became a candy-hoarding monstrosity during the course of the entire season, explained to his priest just why his character became, quite literally, sloth-like.

Bloodline - "Part 1"

Netflix

On Netflix’s Bloodline, Ben Mendelsohn plays beleaguered brother and son Danny Rayburn. As we learn in this phenomenal series’ inaugural episode, Danny has issues, to say the least. While his entire family is gathering together, celebrating, Danny blows them off. Instead he bellies up to the bar to drown his sorrows — and demons — in booze.

Last Man On Earth - "Alive In Tuscon"

FOX

It’s hard to blame Will Forte’s Phil Miller for his sloth-like behavior. He is, after all, the last man on Earth. It’s hard to be full of energy and excitement when your best friend is a volleyball. With that said, when we first meet Phil Miller, one of his favorite activities is lying fully clothed in a baby pool full of tequila and margarita mix. Even in a world where you’re one of the only humans left on the planet, that’s pretty gross.

Game Of Thrones - "Winter Is Coming"

HBO

After the ousting of The Mad King, Robert Baratheon ended up on the Iron Throne and never has there been a lazier man to rule. Everyone noticed that the king has gained a substantial amount of weight since the start of his rule but Ned is the only one who can joke with him about it. Hey, if we ruled a kingdom we would probably get lazy and let ourselves go a bit too.

Mad Men - "The Fog"

AMC

Don't call Don Draper's team lazy — even if it may be true — because you will regret it. While under the new management of Lane Pryce, Sterling Cooper's creative department is called out for being lazy, and Don jumps to their defense with a line we will never forget: “You came here because we do this better than you, and part of that is letting our creatives be unproductive until they are.”

Eastbound & Down - "Pilot"

HBO

Ah, how we miss Kenny Powers. This hilariously depraved icon was a glorious disaster for four amazing seasons. Yet, right from the start, we could tell that he was perhaps one of the best examples of sloth in TV history. While “training” to get back into the majors, Kenny lifted as many steroid needles and beers as he did weights.

Seinfeld - "The Nap"

NBC

And of course, we couldn't do this list without the man that is the embodiment of sloth. George Costanza treated underperforming as an art form. And as any fan of this iconic series can attest to, he was a true master of his craft. In one eighth season episode, George found the perfect space to sneak a daytime nap — under his desk at the NY Yankees’ offices. In fact, George was so enamored with this stroke of shameful brilliance that he had a contractor work on his desk/bed, fitting it with a built in alarm clock.