Red Dwarf because I don’t get anything to do with space, it just goes right over my head all that Dr Spock type of stuff – although Craig Charles is quite funny.

Well, frankly I’m just going to go and close down the site now. I’ve realised the error of my ways. Still, never mind – there’s plenty of other well-thought-through opinions in the piece. The Independent is obviously the bastion of Good British Journalism. Where else would I find out that It Ain’t Half Hot Mum was “ridiculous”?