So the line-up for this year’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Ant ‘n’ Dec the Fuck off our Tellies has just been announced, and it is as follows:

– Gail Porter off-of got her hair back, even though we never did have sympathy during the alopecia years (talk about slogging a bald horse) because we interviewed her and found her to be a rude cunt. But dogs can change their spots, etc., as well as lick their arses.

– Lizzie Cundy, a WAG. Who we met at another WAG’s baby-shower (it pays the bills, people) and we told her the outfit she was wearing made the whole world her gynaecologist. She said ‘Thanks.’ J’adore.

– Nigel Havers off-of disappointingly small when you meet him.

– Boy George. Rings a bell.

S’it.

We don’t actually remember watching it last year because we find that Italian chef irritating, but we do remember finding that Italian chef irritating.

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oh… george will just bitch and moan about the food, vegetarian blah blah etc. obviously will refuse to eat a kangaroo’s cock etc. and probably be revealed to one and all for the nast old bitch he really is. and not in a funny, endearing way either. snore-fest.