Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Meow! Welcome to my lair.

Taking over the world, Day 1.

Hurrah! My plan was a success. Mom was right---humans ARE so easy. A little purring, a tail flick, a pathetic look at how innocent, cold and hungry plea, and wham! Step number one of my plan to take over the world is now checked off on my list. I have successfully wormed my way into a human home where soon, I will have my first two servants brainwashed and at my beck and call while I set up my center of operations.

I have lucked out for the most part. I have caged dinner in the living room, If I could figure out how to get into that cage with the oversized chirp-chirps, a ready supply of what appears to be t-u-n-a in some kind of sauce that is pretty good, and plenty of places to catch up on my beauty sleep (after all, my beauty sleep is important. My slaves need to know how beautiful I am.) However, there is one problem. There is a woof who resides here. Mom always said that though woofs are dumb, that they are mean and are always trying to rebel against the rightful rulers of the earth, felines. I will have to take care of this woof with any means possible. I tried hissing and growling and the woof stared at me dumbly and went back to chewing on it's dead hedgehog. Dumb woof, doesn't it know that it's dead? Its no fun to play with something already dead for crying out loud!

Disregard my previous post ... I was having typing problems. Mom recently clipped my claws with the snappy clippers and my typing is all out-of-whack!

Be careful with killing off your woof. Mom told me that if I killed it, I had to eat all of it. Your woof looks pretty large ... more than one meal, at least. You might need help in the eating department.DaisyMae Maus

Freya

This is me Freya the Mastermind Of All. You shall obey. My mommy adopted me off the streets and gave me a good life.

Sasha the Woof

Hello. Pet me, or Toss me my hedghog. I promise to bring it right back to you. I wasn't wanted as a pup, even though I have AKC papers, so my daddy took me in and adopted me. I love him so much!

Snuggles Bun

"Quit blogging and get me some Romain Woman!" Hi I'm snuggles, lover extrodinaire...any of you lady buns can feel free to call on me, anytime, anywhere "Wink" I came from a dark dirty place and now I get lots of goodies to eat!

Ghetto Rat

ello, I'm ghetto and I am representin' all us ratlins. I'm an old lady who the people addopted when my former friends could no longer keep me. I have never bitten a human before. Nor would I, I love people.

Loki the Bearded Dragon

I'm Loki and I will speak for myself and the other reptiles here. I am a laid back fellow looking for some crickets and some greens. I've been with the people since I was a hatchling.

Lisa the Red Knee

I'm Lisa and I am a tarrantula. I don't blog much but I may make an appreaence now and then to represent the inverts the food depositers keep.