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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

The Norwegian story is one of those that just gets odder and odder as you read. He bit the cabbie's nose? The nakedness kind of fades away as the rest of the details emerge.

And as for the other guy, meh. Having your hair on fire is a common euphemism for being up to your tuckus in alligators -- I knew many people who basically existed in that state, 24/7. This fellow was probably preparing for an interview at, oh, any one of our fine defense contractors.

“She threw the keys into the taxi and I threw myself in after them. Suddenly the taxi driver found himself with a naked man on his lap, and he wasn’t to know if I was an attacker or a lunatic, so he tried to throw me out of the car.”