Thursday, April 30, 2009

Marmaduke has been hypnotized by Neighbor-Man's potbelly. Unfortunately for Neighbor-Man, Marmaduke has not been hypnotized into thinking he's a chicken, but into attacking anything that comes into his field of vision, much like Christian Bale.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Marmaduke is truly terrified by the Blue (previously confined to far off locations and only effecting others) that is slowly creeping towards his house. The Creeping Blue has turned the Neighbor-Family into zombie-like creatures, Marmaduke's only weakness.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Man was going to play ball with his children, but Marmaduke stole and buried the ball. Marmaduke's Owner-Man was relieved after he remembered his debilitating rheumatoid arthritis makes it impossible for him to grip a ball.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Marmaduke is having a seizure on his Owner-Lady's bed. She has no idea what a seizure looks like in a dog and assumes that he is merely being an asshole. Marmaduke will take revenge when, and if, he regains movement in his legs.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Anderson's are aware that a product called 'Xbox' exists and that it was once popular among children. They are not aware that no child alive today would actually want an Xbox and than if even if one did possess such an item, they would never trade it for a dog. Especially not one that has homicidal tendencies.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

After having been denied for his previous loan, Marmaduke is now trying to scam the student finance branch of 1st Bank. Marmaduke has also increased in mass again in an attempt to look more imposing to the loan officer in the hopes of being approved for his 'school' loan.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Marmaduke has mistaken an officer of the law (who says that anymore?) for the ass of another dog. He cannot be blamed for this mistake as many officers of the law are, in fact, assholes (especially the ones that call themselves an officer of the law, just say cop or police officer, douchebag).

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Marmaduke has increased in size by a factor of 2 but Zelda the Clairvoyant/Fortune Teller/Palm Reader doesn't see this as a reason to acquiesce to his request. Probably because she an ex-con on parole for palm-reading fraud.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is trying to get revenge for all the sexual abuse he has suffered at the paw of Marmaduke. Little does he realize that Marmaduke is merely pretending to sleep and will ruin Owner-Man with his anger.