— Lesser Of Two Evils: 80% of KATG’s audience would vote Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump for POTUS. The gang discusses the latest instance of Hillary Clinton’s sabotage of Bernie Sanders’ campaign.

— Greg The Gerkoff: One of the KATG listeners writes Keith to say he is extremely upset about KATG’s political talk

— Monkey Business: A man who co-owned a pet store with his wife stole $7,000 and a monkey from his own shop to pay a prostitute

— Cheaters Never Prosper: The 42 plaintiffs suing Ashley Madison for exposing their personal information must publicly use their real names in the suit

— Love Wins: A man is suing his ex-fiancée for the return of his $30,000 ring after she called off their engagement

— The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year: Keith discusses the start of another street fair season and his latest underwear haul

— Politics As Usual: A Pennsylvania state representative up for reelection paid acting extras to pretend they're his supporters at polling places. A woman who looks like Ted Cruz accepted a $10,000 offer to do porn.

— Dinner Date: Katy, whose mother used to date a serial killer, quit OK Cupid after she was matched with Gilberto Valle, aka the Cannibal Cop