BEST OF 2009: Megan Fox Fake Nude Pics

Despite the fact these were about as real as Xenu holding the Baby Jesus on Santa’s lap, you guys flocked to these Photoshopped pics of Megan Fox that were allegedly “hacked” from her computer. Which proves that instead of using a script for Transformers 3, Dreamworks should pay me $1 billion to break into Megan’s house and film her peeing while I talk like Optimus Prime. Now, I’m not saying they’ll make a 587% return on their investment, I’m guaranteeing it.