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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The sexy mannequins made me do it!

In their ongoing effort to become the most redicilous country in the world, Iran's government, right after virtually outlawing foreign movies, is arresting mannequins for being too sexy in the name of public chastity.
Police in northeastern Iran are launching a new morality drive by confiscating alluring mannequins from boutiques and clothes stalls in the bazaar, authorities in the city of Bojnourd said on Monday.A spokesman for the city's judiciary, who asked not be named, explained the drive would tackle problems of "public chastity". Sixty five mannequins have been impounded so far.
You just can't make this shit up!

Well there was that 1987 movie called Mannequin. Maybe someone who could actually aquire foreign films watched it and realized that their peoples chastity was in danger if those mannequin's ever came alive and started looking for Andrew McCarthy.

After running out of living Iranians to oppress the Mullahs are now on a campaign to make Iran more chaste by rounding up all alluring mannequins. “They are just to sexy” said City Judge Shalambo Lickum, “This will put a stop to the dummy adultery plaguing our city”.

next they will bring out that certain colours are too sexy, looks like every one over there will be wearing black and maybe a light shade of black soon, except for the goverment because they are special and can wear what they want......

Rediculous is spelt, ridiculous you fuck-tard. Anyways, I'm glad that there are fellow Egyptians who are secular and won't put up with this islamist movement of shit that swallowed the egyptian mentality and culture. Full marks mate.

goddamn mannequins are pretty fuckin sexxy man, why just the other day i was scoping this one cute mannequin (she was lookin right at me) and i instantaneously got a raging hard on, i wanted to ask her out, but i notcied she didn't have any genitals and i didn't want splinters in my cock