Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Just Pretty Much Saying 'Eat Me' At This Point

There were so very many “Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker just being a fucking dick for no good reason” stories all weekend, we kind of figured we would just hide out until it was done and then blame it on the Easter holiday. Really, wheretoevenstart? How about: Scott Walker does not want to be governor anymore, and is desperate foryou to break up with him.