Hi flamewolf. Performance can heavily depend on the web browser. If you are having lag or control issues we recommend testing the game in Firefox if you can. The flippers should be able to smack the ball pretty strong (the longer you hold the flipper keys, the stronger they hit).

Rated 0 / 5 stars2017-05-19 17:02:41

Rated 0 / 5 stars2017-05-19 14:02:06

Yeah, fuck this game. It needs to be blammed.

Considering the fact that the only reason I lose lives (probably everyone has this same reason) is the ball easily gets sniped between the paddles, and there's not much I can do about it. Also no, the ball only gets returned to me if I haven't really scored anything, but that's shit anyway cause I already know I'm gonna lose the ball.

Secondly, how come when I hit the targets dead on, the ball bounces off and doesn't help me make progress? Yes, I'm hitting the ones with the jagged borders and nothing. It takes like three hits for anything to even happen.

Thirdly, yeah it's a bunch of bullshit to try to get us to go to your website for your own revenue. Fuck that shit.

We're sorry you feel this way, but I can assure you we're not intentionally trying to send the ball to go in between the flippers - the direction it goes is the result of the game's physics (and the table design which is inspired by actual real pinball tables). Just like in real pinball, the ball many times goes where you don't want it to go. :/ We actually lowered the 1 UP score in order to make the game easier because of user feedback.

With regards to the targets: They do have health (hit points) and will not always go down with a single hit. This is by design (that is why targets have "damage" and "destroy" animations").

Lastly, we did write to NG (even before trying to submit) about what were the acceptable guidelines in order to link to an external site.