1.07.2005

Speaking of throwing up.

This makes all other assholes look like mere semi-assholes. When the judge hands him his walking papers, as there's a 67% chance he will, he should be forced to lick centipede mousse from Joe Rogan's leathery body.

(By the way, an Infospace search only found three unlisted Austin Aitkens, none of whom are 49, so, in order to send this guy horribly offensive emails, you'll have to find him yourselves. Sorry.)