I’ll bet that if Prejean was a democrat you would be the one harassing her over this tape, you hypocrite. Just like how you continue to rant about how Michelle Obama wore a prom gown with *gasp!* a large slit down the side of it, revealing her *gasp!* LEG!!!!!

Wait…I’m going to head this one off because I can already hear your neanderthal brain’s response forming before I’ve even hit the submit button (I apologize to any neanderthal’s out there for comparing you to this idiot). I said WITTY. As in “full of wit,” or “the keen perception and cleverly apt expression of those connections between ideas that awaken amusement and pleasure.” W-I-T-T-Y. Not the word that you were undoubtedly going to confuse it with. I know that you can sometimes get “W” and “Sh” confused – they do, after all, look very similar – but please do try and keep up before making yourself look like even more of a bafoon (I apologize to any bafoons out there).

“Lyk, omg, people are totally picking on me! I mean, omg, I was naked and everything.. and totally like.. OPEN *hair flip* omg..”

inb4 blonde.

“Carrie accidentally released a tape where she was once being a bit naught but now all that is in the past. Why are liberals still harassing this young lady and not letting her get on with her life?”

This wasn’t an accidentally, she intentionally sent it to her boyfriend, dumbass. You don’t record yourself (this would have had to been a camera, I don’t believe phones had cameras at this time) then get the tape out, and accidentally give it to your boyfriend.

Your made yourself look like a total moron by defending this high school musical dumb chick.