Funny satire stories about John F. Kennedy

New York - A new celeb memoir published this week says Jackie Kennedy shagged AC/DC Russian prima ballerina Rudolf Nureyev, who also fathered her son JFK Jr.
Revelations from the Cold Whore daze also finger Jackie for hiring the Dallas shooters w...

Washington A/D [Reuterus] - A secret pact between the faux royal Queen Elizabeth and George Bush Senior has kept President John F Kennedy's real assassin snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug for the last 50 years according to confidential documents decrypted by Wi...

Bewigged, bothered and bewildered US Secretary of State John Kerry today let slip in an unguarded moment that there was evidence that Texan oilman and rancher the late JR Ewing had been involved in the 1963 assassination of President Jack Kennedy. In...

BOSTON--A just-found treasure of diaries, tape recordings, scribblings and notes on napkins from the John F. Kennedy presidential library here has conspiracy theorists involved with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy almost half a century...

Washington - More details have emerged about Bobby Kennedy's bizarre theft of his deceased brother's brain from an FBI autopsy slab in 1963 which recent reports have to the presence of an unmatched bullet buried deep inside the President's cerebral c...

New Ross, Ireland - Superstitious members of the Kennedy clan beware; a memorial flame commemorating the 50th anniversary of President John F Kennedy's visit to Ireland has suddenly blown out just daze after being lit by former First Daughter Caroli...

New York - It started decades ago as a quirky hobby digging for links between the Nazis and two US presidential families - the Kennedys and the Bushes - who'd made a packet in World War II contraband deals.
This week a dramatic turnaround sees ren...

Fox News' chief of making speculation sound like actual facts, Bill O'Reilly, has revealed where he got the idea for his latest books 'Killing Lincoln' and 'Killing Kennedy'.
O'Reilly, who co-wrote the books with the rarely mentioned Martin Dugard...

Donald Trump will today reveal that after years of digging into Barack Obama's birth records he has found out something that will shake the nation to its knees.
Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961 but in 1963 when Obama was just two years old he was...

Space skeptic Dwain Dufus still does not believe that man has landed on the moon. He also believes that Kennedy was assassinated by NASA because of his obsession with a moon landing before 1970.
Of course he conceded that NASA's plan must have bee...

BOSTON - Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy was the epitome of a classy political wife. She was married to the president of the United States, the youthful, effervescent John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the Hyannis Port, Massachusetts' Kennedy's.
Jackie, as the...

London - The Chelsea property's herbaceous borders may hold one of the hexed US presidential family's best kept secrets, crime archivists warned today.
The former First Lady fled to London soon after details of her many affairs threatened to bring...

Paperes released this week reveal that one of the most dramatic moments of the Cold War was about socks.
Since 1962, when US President John F Kennedy faced down Soviet chief Nikiti Kruschev, the world has believed that the issue was about the cons...

Caroline Kennedy says that she has come into a collection of tapes made by Jackie Kennedy Onassis in which Jackie thought she knew the murderer of her husband, President John F. Kennedy, back in 1963.
A spokesman for Caroline says that, although...

New York - More than a quarter of a million letters of condolence to Jackie Kennedy from grieving American citizens, to be published next month, all point the finger at Vice President Lyndon Johnson for ordering the Dallas hit.
It will be the firs...

London - (Grassy Moll): It's looking bleak forty-six years on after her executive order took out President John F Kennedy.
Even the world's most protracted cover-up campaign has failed to rub out the uncomfortable details of that perfidity.
"El...

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