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An Another Open Letter (Yes, to You Again)!

I would use much more “colorful” language but I really don’t want to give you the impression that you’re getting to me.

But, holy shit, you are a pain in the ass.

Since I last posted, talking to you about the annoying way that you are signing me up for everything and anything that you can find on the internet. I am sure that you read the post, after all, you’re apparently obsessed enough to keep me forefront in your thoughts, why shouldn’t you be over here reading this too?

For a while after my last rant, the signups had dropped off significantly. Mostly because they don’t really bother me, in fact, The Kid and I make it kind of a game to guess which ID you’re using and what the content of the website is.

Now that I have pretty much connected my life to my Apple ID, fucking with it is causing a bit of aggravation. I must repeatedly reset the password out of the normal rotation of passwords, which does screw up the planned sequence. And since The Kid is also dependent on knowing the schedule of the passwords, so it does make a bit of an issue.

But let me assure you, the algorithm that I use will never be discovered. Not by the likes of your insignificant little brain. And just so that you won’t feel like a stupid idiot that you cannot guess or figure it out, you should stop. I mean, seriously, stop. Listen, I will say it once more: