Does My Little Pony count as anime? The answer is I don’t give a shit, because I’m posting this anyway. Enjoy the worst fucking video ever recorded while it lasts, because YouTube will probably take it down once they find it.

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Height: 5 ft 9 in

Weight: >300lbs

Here’s his Xtube profile (obviously NSFW). He’s posted three videos since his account debuted half a year ago, and they can be found in chronological order here, here and here. He is completely or mostly naked in all of these videos, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Here it is. Probably the worst thing produced by the cumulative efforts of humanity: A video of pedophile and sexual deviant Thaddeus McMichael having sex with an anime pillow that depicts what I can only assume is his imaginary anime waifu Kotonoha Katsura.

It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway just to be sure) that this video is INCREDIBLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK and features full nudity and utterly creepy and disturbing behavior from Thad. Your eyes might be physically unscathed, but your psyche and soul will be damaged, possibly beyond repair. I apologize for this, but we do what we must here at The Anime Reality.

Also of note is his biographical quote on the Tumblr blog:

I love mai waifu Kotonoha and young underaged white girls.
An asian is fine too.

Enjoy 8 minutes and 18 seconds of good ol’ Thad manhandling and reviewing a Tenga Soft Tube US Cup, which my roommate tells me is basically a Japanese Fleshlight. The main difference, I guess, is that the Tenga isn’t designed to be washed and reused, which makes importing one even stupider than actually buying a masturbation aid in the first place. God gave you hands for a reason, guys!

If you’d like to see the second half of his Tenga review with “hands-on” impressions, click here. Of course, this video features nudity and masturbation, making it OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and apparently he has to put on a Bible Black rape scene to attain tumescence. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.