That, or something closely approximating it, is the title of a book I saw on display the other day at a Christian bookstore. I didn’t pick up the book at the time, but later I recalled the title and couldn’t help but laugh a bit. I’m assuming the title was tongue-in-cheek. But it did cause me to dwell upon the question and create my own answer. And the anwer is this:

Welcome to my first fresh entry on my new location for “Where The Fish Have No Name”. I started this as a place to simply let off some spiritual steam and creativity. I never imagined the response it would bring. Comments have come into me far beyond the blogs comment boards itself including phone calls and emails. In recent weeks I’ve been blessed to log over a1,000 unique hits a day, which really blew me away. And then it all crumbled off the side of the mountain.

I am in the process of changing by blog to a new location due to the egregious changes made by WordPress making this a much, much less satisfactory blogging experience for me. I am very, very excited about the new site as it is my first venture into a blog that is completely managed, designed and handled by me. I’ve been greatly encouraged by the success of this blog, and so I hope that will translate to the new location. I invite all my friends to check me out at:

It’s the same loveable ol’ Greg, just a really nice new location. My changeover may take a few days, so check back often. Also please respond as you check in over the days ahead so I can stay in touch with you as well.

I am considering mirroring my posts here for a time, so we’ll see how that goes.

I would HIGHLY recommend the host for my new blog to you as well. After WordPress made changes that made blogging here much more difficult and unwieldy, I began a search with other sites. Blogger was ruled out from the start. I tried a trial on Typepad, and was relatively impressed. I ruled out many, many lesser locations that didn’t even come close to what the old WordPress offered. Finally, I settled on Squarespace. I am very impressed with this site, and look forward to a long term blogging experience there. If you are considering a change, I would give my personal recommendation to Squarespace, for what that’s worth.

Let me know what you think of the look of my new blog as you check in as well. I did the design work and I’m very pleased with how it turned out. Will be making improvements as I learn more, but for those of you who love the creative process as much as I do, Squarespace will be the place for you.

Ever have to shake something hard to get it to come loose? Perhaps you have something unwanted on the bottom of your shoe, so you smack it hard against the pavement. Or, you find that an unwanted sliver of cellophane has lovingly attached itself to your hand, and you shake vigorously to cause it to fall away.

I’ve learned that’s how it can also be with us when we give ourselves over to God’s hands. We would love to stick with the status-quo, so God has to shake us hard to cause us to move. Barbara and I had hoped to minister here at our present church for 10-15 years. But God had other plans for us. We could have sworn that it was His will that we stay here to see through all the visions and dreams we had for the work. Sadly, financial calamity in a particularly economically depressed area has changed our reality. I’m not sure how anyone can afford to live here in the Chicago region. The winters are hard and the taxes are harder. As gas prices sky-rocket, our days left to serve here are diminishing.

I’m perfectly sure that in my desire to stay beyond our short five year tenure I could have become quite comfortable. I expect that we would have seen more and more of God’s blessings as we endeavored to serve faithfully. After seeing our families systematically destroyed financially, it has fatally damaged our church’s already skin and bones budget. So, we’ve been shaken. Hard. Buddy, I mean to tell you, my ears are ringing. We have been shaken loose. If it weren’t for the massive medical bills still hanging over our head, we would have found a way to stay. But the earth has moved, the windows have rattled, and we’ve been shaken loose.

It hurts deeply to have to say goodbye to co-workers in Christ who’ve become family to us. We moved far from our families and God blessed us with… family! Christ calls the church His body. We feel as though part of our body is being ripped from us. We were made one with these wonderful people, now we’re forced to move on.

Why does God allow us to hurt so? It’s because hurt is like a thermometer for something wonderful… love. The greater we love, the more it hurts to part. And there’s never enough time anyway. I learned that the hard way. When my mother died of cancer, we had several months of warning. Still, there was not enough time to say goodbye. As I’ve counseled with grieving individuals who’ve lost family members suddenly, I’ve often heard them say, “I wish I could have had just one more moment with them.” But there are never enough one-more-moments. Love is like that. It is a thick and warm blanket. Moving away from those we love is like getting out of a warm bed on a cold night. It just reminds us how comfortable the bed really is.

In a way it is a blessing to hurt this way. It reminds us of how blessed we’ve been to be a part of this community of love. And it makes me even more homesick for Heaven. What a great homecoming that will be. Love hurts. Thankfully, love hurts.

It finally happened. I suppose it was inevitable. I mean, you give computers to a room full of monkeys and eventually one of them is gonna, well, uh, apply for a job with the IRS.

So it makes sense that the odds finally caught up with me. After countless tries, after years of toil and turmoil, I finally made a decent pot of chili. Lots of onion. A perfect balance of chili powder and other various and sundry seasonings. Slow simmered in a cast iron dutch oven. And finally, the perfect chili. Happily, it happened on the day that we were taking the chili to share at a church function.

In the past I’ve made lots of mistakes with good intentions. I’d throw a bit of this and a bunch of that in thinking that if I added enough stuff, eventually I’d come up with just the right unique touch to please our particular pallets. I once heard that some chili makers add chocolate to their mix. I tried it. Bogus. Didn’t work for me.

So today, in fear that I’d create some concoction that would create revulsion to the degree only previously experienced in the pie eating contest scene in the movie, “Stand By Me”, I played it cool. I kept it simple. As it turns out, simple was the key. I forgot one of the surest principles of cooking and many other things in life; simplicity is usually the key to excellence.

As a pastor, I’ve heard countless theories on how to properly program and execute the functions of a church. And then I’ve observed well meaning people throw so many ingredients into the pot until the end product is inedible. People turn away in revulsion.

Simplicity works where complexity fails. Our neighbors, co-workers, friends and families don’t need a new version of the plan of salvation or some new flip-chart methodology. We don’t need tracts with flames vs. clouds, and we don’t need another book with a whole new plan. What we need is a return to the simple. We need to give the world what it is hungry for, not what we think they ought to have. It’s all about being help, hope and healing. It starts with a relationship, it travels through time fueled by love, patience and kindness (can anyone say, “fruit of the spirit”?), and it manifests itself in help, hope and healing.

So if you’re finding yourself struggling to find your way to relevance in a world of spiritual confusion, get simple. Reread one of the Gospels tonight. “Mark” will do. Spend a few minutes in 1 John. Get real with some honest and open prayer. Seek the Spirit and ask for a game plan. Hey, these are the types of prayers that God loves to answer. Just keep it simple.

Baseball. Love the game. It’s my only game. I’m not a sports fan at all, but I do love baseball.

I first fell in love with the sport when our church group made its yearly treks to Riverfront Stadium in Cincinnati to watch the Reds take it to the visiting team. That was the era of the Big Red Machine… Rose, Bench, Morgan, Griffey (Sr.), Foster… and on the list goes. All was right with the world there in the upper deck with a brat, coke, bag of peanuts and my dad at my side. They said that Riverfront was “cookie cutter”, but I didn’t care. To me, the thrill of walking through the gate and into a bowl of humanity and that big green field below was all I needed to fall in love. It wasn’t a field, it was a stadium. And it brimmed with all the mystique and magic a young boy could contain.

I met Pete Rose a couple of years ago when I was still in radio. He was signing autographs for a record company – one that wanted to position themselves as having all the “hits” just like Pete. It was well after the big ban, but Charlie Hustle still seemed bigger than life. As my turn came to get a ball-cap signed and a picture snapped with the living legend himself, I couldn’t stand it that my 2 seconds with one of my baseball heroes was gonna boil down to a sign, smile, snap and move on. So I blurted out, “Pete, you’ll be in the hall-of-fame someday”. I’m not sure that my opinion on the matter will sway the upper ups of baseball, but there for a second, I had the hit king’s full attention. He looked up at me and said, “Thanks, Greg!”. Then it was over. I was escorted away while a Polaroid picture was thrust at me. As the moment faded, the picture gained more and more clarity.

Opening day is at hand, and life will resume. And this might be the year, it just might be.

There is nothing significantly theological about this, but I can’t help thinking that God gave me baseball as a special gift. I can’t throw a ball two feet, I rarely can put wood to leather when swinging, and if I should catch a line drive I’m likely as not to grimace from the pain. But I can play the radio (or listen online) just fine, thank-you. I might at times get caught in the fantasy and see myself on the field, but I also know that the day will come when I can play with the best and take on any comer. Baseball is a gift because it melds the sweltering days of summer with the yet-to-be sweet summers of Heaven and reminds me that even though I live in mortal flesh, I can also taste eternity. Heaven isn’t a far off thing – God lets us sample from the box every now and then. And it’s called baseball.

I’ve been watching the Dateline special, “A Twist of Fate” about the tragic mistaken identity story regarding Laura Van Ryn and Whitney Cerak. What an absolutely gripping, tragic and ponderous story.

When the news first broke about the misidentification of these two girls, I was in the midst of dealing with my wife’s long

term hospitalization and possible death. I remember leaving a message of sorrow for the Van Ryn family on their blog and receiving such a sweet, generous personal reply.

There is one person who stands out to me throughout the coverage of the anniversary of this event. She’s the sister of Laura, Lisa Van Ryn. The title of this blog entry – “A Brave Woman, Mature Beyond Her Years” – refers to her. She is a remarkable young lady. Her wisdom is overwhelming. Her maturity shines even more brightly than her Christ-filled smile. Watching her in the interview with Matt Lauer, I was continually dumbstruck at the words flowing from her, laced with peace and joy in the face of sorrow. Despite having to face the reality that after five weeks, the girl she had been a part of nursing and nurturing was not her sister after all, her composure validated the living words of scripture.

To a degree, one could explain Lisa’s remarkable nature by relating it to the iron-in-fire-refining of the hospital experience. Without question, there is much truth in that. However, I see a woman who had been made of much stronger steel than most. In both families involved, there is a profound witness of the power and greatness of Jesus that puts any argument against the reality and relevance of a resurrected Christ to shame. The Van Ryns and Ceraks will impact lives into the generations ahead. But I am particularly and proudly moved by Lisa’s high character. What a remarkable person.

Lisa Van Ryn: Well, when we were in that therapy session, she was throwing a ball to me and they kept telling her, “throw it to your sister.” And everything in me wanted to say, “it’s not my sister.” It was like I knew right then as they were saying it that it wasn’t right, but didn’t want to confuse her. And so I didn’t say anything in the session. But when we got out into the hallway, it was a quiet moment just with her on our way back to her room. And I just remember it very clearly. Stopping and sort of kneeling down, kind of coming face-to-face with her. And not offering any information to her. But just saying, “You did awesome today. You’re doing really well. I just want to ask you a question. Can I ask you a question?” And she nodded her head. And I said, “Can you tell me your name?” And she said, “Whitney.” And I said, “That’s so good. You’re doing so good.” And I asked her her parents names and she was able to tell me, “Newell and Colleen.” And that was the clincher for me. I knew Laura would not know that. And I told Whitney, I said, “You’re doing so well. Do you want to go back to your room?” And she just nodded. I said, “Here we go.”

Matt Lauer: When I read that, Lisa, it knocked the wind out of me. But you know what else I thought? What a fabulous response you had. What a moment of generosity that was to Whitney. You didn’t get up and run screaming down the hall and create more trauma for her.

Lisa Van Ryn: Well, I loved her. We loved her.

It is sad that Laura has gone. But what a great world it is to have Lisa. I pray that God can use me to even a degree that He’s used her.