Author has written 21 stories for Warriors, Naruto, Megamind, and My Little Pony.

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What you should read: Tooth and Claw by Jo Walton

If you're like me and always wanted to read Jane Austen novels because they're the kind of thing that you want to tell a stranger you're reading because it makes you look good but you couldn't get into the hefty tomes full of high society talk, intricate social mores, and somewhat predictable outcomes, you should give this book a try. It has all of those things, except people are dragons. Which instantly makes the read fascinating, obviously.

What I'm Working On Right Now / Fanfiction Updates

Working on a series of Sakura-centric drabbles and oneshots titled You Stole My Village Bicycle. Because I love fanon females!

To request a chapter for YSMVB, give me a prompt through a message or a review (preferably a review, because I like watching the numbers go up). Just don't request a pairing or other character that's already been used, please. As far as that fic goes, I'm still working on chapters but currently I am more focused on a project of a different sort, one that might send you packing. (Please do not be sent packing.)

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You may have heard me say that I am planning to redo parts of Abendrot. Let me say that this is still a desire of mine, but I have no idea how much work I'll end up putting into it. Part of me wants to leave it as-is, but another part wants to utilize my matured writing skills to update a fanfiction that a lot of people really loved. I even had an idea for a few extra chapters, but I doubt it will go that far. I'd like to keep it as close to the original as possible.

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So I hope you all don't completely hate me for getting into the Friendship is Magic fandom, but...I really like it. And true to form, I am in possession of the deep, deep desire to take something innocent and simple and shove some angst and darkfic all up in there. Therefore, post completion of my Testing the Fandom Waters Fanfiction, I will be working on a full-length, Abendrot-probably-sized fanfiction starring Rarity. You're welcome.

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I co-authored Take It Or Leave It with KorinaCaffeine/Fallacy, the craziest AkatSaku you will ever read, ever. It started out as just something fun to do, but turned into more of a satire. That may or may not have ticked people off at the end, but hey. Just think of it as a poorman's Terry Pratchett! Reading it through that lens, I think it'll be a lot better for you. You can read the fic at her profile, here.

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After a long period of non-working links and non-working me, I am once again putting the fanart section up! I know there are some ones missing here. If one of yours is, please let me know.

I have always considered people's profiles to be a reflection of who they are. Here, in the wilds of the internet, you are what you choose to be, unbridled by real life unless you and everyone you know made some sort of exodus en masse from RL to the Pit of Voles. And if that's the case, then I feel real bad for you. Me, I've always kept my fanfiction life separate from my real life, and a grand total of two people I met in RL first even know that I write fanfiction, but I haven't really shared anything with them. What about you? How does your fanfiction fit into your life outside your internet? (Do you have true life outside your internet?)

Val Shepard is the survivor of Mindoir, Hero of Elysium, first human Spectre, Savior of the Citadel, Destroyer of Bahak, and savior of the galaxy... ... or is she? Waking up as an ordinary Alliance officer, Shepard tries to make sense of the world around her, where everything seems changed.

When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.

Spectre training was easy. Putting up with her turian teammate during their group lessons was less so. AU story with Shepard, Garrus, Jondum Bau, and as many characters from the Mass Effect universe as I can fit in. Romance/Humor/Adventure. Cameos by Mordin, Wrex, Kirrahe, Lorik Qui'in, Kasumi, Thane, Kenn, Tali, Grunt, Nihlus Kryik, and more.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Programme between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

Shepard took the only path her conscience allowed: destroying the Reapers despite the terrible cost. Battered, beaten, nearly broken, the galaxy struggles to rebuild, but the dominoes aren't finished falling ... for the galaxy and for Shepard and Garrus. They thought destroying the Reapers would be the end, but some happy endings take more work to find than others. New chapters!

A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.

2185 – Valni Severan is back. Two years after the events of AMoRaC, Valni is accused of treason and thrust headlong into a deadly conspiracy full of adventure, betrayal, seduction, and her ex-lover, Ken Donnelly. Battling enemies on all sides, can Valni expose the real traitors? Contains strong battle violence, romance, nudity, sexual content, and lots of dancing!

Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 30: Sam recounts (most of) her first day back during a gossip session with Allers as she runs into Garrus, Liara and Shepard.

She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists. And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.

Téa Gardner lost everything in a single night: her home, her family, her very livelihood. Of all people to help her in this time of need, Seto Kaiba is the one to give her another chance. CH27 NOW UP! (No, really.)

Someone has improved the Night Howler formula. Now it has spread across Zootopia like a plague. Can hero cops Nick and Judy stop this tragedy? They'll have to survive it first... Rated M for gore, violence and mature themes. Many thanks to: PantheraTigr, ShinyJuJu, WarWolf47, katrinahood, Sunny Lighter, and savannahlovespitbulls. Couldn't have done it without you.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

Fill for the Prompt: Shep picks up a copy of Fornax on a whim after recruiting Garrus. Upon perusing through the pages she is "dazzled" by the endowments of the turian males she sees gracing the pages. Thus she begins to see her spiky companion in a much different way. Dirty thoughts and awkward flirting commence.

With the Reapers gone and the war over, Shepard and Garrus can finally enjoy that home life they fought so hard for. A collection of little snippets of domestic bliss, with some humor and lots of fluff.

The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?

They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU

It is two years after the war. Shepard and Garrus are still searching for what comes next when they are sent to investigate a rogue human colony on the edge of the galaxy. But the Council has not been honest, and more than one old enemy is waiting.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

When Prince Zuko captures the Avatar's Waterbender, he knows he can use Katara to lure Aang to his demise. His quest to keep her, though, will give rise to a reluctant hero and set them both on a journey to change the course of destiny.

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

The Lazarus Project had taken two years of Miranda Lawson's life and had accomplished the impossible. She didn't expect that working with the live Commander Shepard would prove to be her greatest challenge yet.

2183 - Before Mass Effect, before the Battle of the Citadel, Gabby and Ken were part of an exchange program with the Turian Fleet. Join our intrepid engineers and a full cast of OC turians, asari, salarians, and a krogan, as they face adventure, romance, lethal enemies, and boogying aliens. Content warning: includes violence, swearing, nudity and moderate sex. Complete.

Set during the events of ME3, Garrus and Shepard are still just friends. When Garrus begins having nightmares, the commander seeks to comfort him. Will this finally push this cross-species friendship into something more? Originally posted on the kinkmeme as a one-shot, but reworked for expansion into a multi-chapter story. Rated M for risque scenes and some language.

When Shepard wakes on Lazarus Station, surrounded by strangers wearing an enemy's colors, she knows things are very, very wrong. She's willing to do what needs doing for the sake of the disappearing colonists, but not at the cost of losing herself or becoming something she hates. Which is, she finds, easier said than done. Written for the Mass Effect Big Bang 2014.

AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?

Now it was kind of hard to explain what they were. They weren't in a relationship and if anyone was to find out about them, they would be frowned upon. No, it wasn't all that strange for random shinobi to fall into bed together, but they were usually one night stands or secretive relationships. The man she was currently curled around, was none other than Uchiha Itachi.

Shepard is one of the best bounty hunters in the Terminus Systems, but when a job that's too good to pass up pulls her to the law-abiding Citadel, she ends up in the sights of a hot-headed cop who always gets results. AU.

:Prequel to "Shadows": When Uchiha Itachi leaves his village and everything he's ever known behind, it's to follow his duty to another village, which he's sure he can never call home. Sabaku Temari finds something familiar about Suna's newest ninja, but who is he - and why does he drive her crazy at every turn? :Itachi x Temari:

Falling in love is easy-it's staying in love that's hard. Shepard and Garrus' fight to reconcile their cultural differences is complicated by family and foes conspiring to tear them apart. Sequel to "Where Angels Fear To Tread." Partial story only.

AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.

Centuries after the end of the Reaper War, a respected asari scientist and political leader tells the story of her youthful adventures with the legendary Shepard. Fighting to save the galaxy is one thing, but figuring out human motivations can be much harder. Science fiction, action-adventure, and a romance on slow burn.

In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

They got a lead on a Prothean artifact that will be auctioned off among some of the galaxies more unscrupulous collectors. Shepard could come in with an alias and a bodyguard, but to keep the squad to full strength, Garrus will have to take a much more creative role as trophy-slave Archangel.

AU where the turians are kept as pets and considered little more than smart animals. Spectre agent Shepard, by chance, uncovers the dark truth hidden by those in power and struggles to bring the truth to light. M for violence, language and mature situations.

Written for the kinkmeme: OP was asking for an artfill featuring any of the Mass Effect men dressed in lingerie. Someone mentioned Wrex, and the image of that old krogan prancing around in manties was too funny for words. Then I found some words, and wrote this.

Shepard needs some attention with no strings attached. Who better than their resident geth? Rated M for naked-type stuff. This marks my first time writing Legion, so if his dialogue sounds a little off, bear with me until I get his voice down.

When Shepard shows up pregnant on Tuchanka, it brings out something Wrex didn't even know he had: his soft side. Unabashed fluffiness and some lemon chiffon for all you Wrex shippers out there. Rated M for stuff at the end, because kinkmeme. :)

They thought that the marriage happened for all the wrong reasons. If only they tried to read the truth behind each other's actions, then perhaps they would see that they could have been happy together.

Another one for da meme: OP asked for "Don't much mind how it happens, but I will give you all my love and cookies if it involves sweaty, rough, emotionally-charged sex that ends with Shepard all but melting into a puddle, and Zaeed being totally in love with her." Maybe a little OOC given the prompt, but hopefully it's not too noticeable.

The story of the relationship between Wrex and Shepard, spanning all three games, because I adore that old krogan. :) Rated M for adult situations and language. (Reposting chapter 7, because I don't think the e-mail notifications went out.)

Everything starts somewhere. With the touch of a hand, a laugh, a smile, paying attention to a friend in pain or grief. Sometimes it starts by not saying a word and letting actions speak for themselves. Garrus/(f) Shep, pre-romance.

What if instead of the trope of turian females going into heat, it was the males of the species that get an annual hormonal surge? Garrus stubbornly tries to work through it for the good of the mission. Shepard finds out and insists that they deal with it the traditional way instead. kmeme fill.

Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.

During a night of playing drunken party games on the Normandy, 'best friends' Shepard and Garrus get picked to share seven minutes of heaven together. Lots of tension ensues. Originally written for the ME Kink Meme. Rated M for smuttiness and set during ME3.

Shepard goes to a bar for a few stiff drinks when a familiar old mercenary shows up. He discovers that she has a long-kept secret-shes a virgin. Zaeed then makes it his mission to divest her of her cherry in the most spectacular way possible. :) Rated M for a reason, fill for the k-meme.

"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing." Perhaps the night Garrus and Shepard spent together were both. Inter-species 'relations' can be tricky. Thankfully, EDI is there to help. WARNING! This story contains explicit language and adult themes. Garrus/FemShep. Reviews are welcomed.

Tali and Garrus are in the early stages of their relationship when she asks him - in no uncertain terms - to go down on her. Given Tali's suit restrictions, however, Garrus has to do some special shopping to prepare. Kmeme fill - Set during ME2 prior to Garrus' and Tali's loyalty missions. WIP-will be multiple chapters. Definitions for "AU" words will appear in footnotes.

"This close, the fatigue in her eyes, in the darker patches of skin that decorate the space beneath them, is obvious...She's still the most beautiful sight in the universe." Unabashed romantic fluff starring F!Shep/Garrus. Takes place in some amorphous happy post-war galaxy. Originally written for a KM prompt looking for a 'reading in bed' scene (no kink included).

When Shepard and Kaidan hook up at Shepard's party, things become strained in her friends-with-benefits relationship to Garrus. Is there anything left between them worth saving? Takes place during ME3 Femshep/Garrus with some FemShep Kaidan.

Now that Garrus and Shepard have had their "first date" Shepard is ready to move on to the second date. Unfortunately, their nosy crew is running interference. Takes place druing ME3. Shepard(F)/Garrus Lots of Fluff.

Tanith Delano is a crew-member aboard the Normandy, along for the ride as they're given much needed shore leave after the defeat of the Collectors, celebrating their victory with beer, laughter, and ... a human fetishist convention? Lorik/OFC MassKinkFill

Fill for the kinkmeme: Shepard and Garrus pursue an enemy deep into a heavily wooded area, and wind up far from the shuttle. They find a way station to hole up in for the night, and their feelings for each other come to a head in spectacular fashion. One-shot lemony goodness, rated M for good reason.

After being reunited on Omega, Garrus and Shepard are about to realize that their friendship may be turning into something more, and that love really is worth fighting for, worth being brave for, worth risking everything for. AUish, set in ME2. Garrus/FemShep.

(Formerly the "In Which Garrus . . ." series, just compiled.) A group of one-offs, usually revolving around Garrus finding out some weird new aspect of human culture. All are written in response to crack/comedy prompts, so I'll be updating this as they come up. Mentions of FemShep/Garrus, rated M for language and descriptions of sex/anatomy.

Written for this prompt on the Kinkmeme: Can I please have some post-war romance for this pair? Preferably Sparatus wooing Shepard. Maybe he has always been attracted to her but was too cowardly to pursue her. Perhaps Oraka told him to pull his head out of his ass and go for it. Some language and mature content later on.

Caught up in the romance of their date on the Citadel, Garrus and Shepard decide to get hitched right away. Almost pure fluff and will eventually be rated M for smut. Originally posted to the Mass Effect Kink Meme.

Peacetime is anything but ordinary as Shepard and Garrus return to duty after a long and interminable medical leave. Now, she must build another crew, a mixture of new and old, to prepare for a shakedown cruise that only she and Hackett know the truth about, and face a threat that only the crew of the starship Normandy could be trusted to handle. Shepard/Vakarian.

You know how Tali flirts with Garrus over the intercom even if he's already with Shepard? This is my take on what was happening on the other end, and how Garrus has to let the poor quarian down easy. Rated M because of the entire beginning.

Shepard's in lock-up, the Reapers are coming, and Garrus isn't going to sit idly by while the galaxy is lost. Garnering turian support means returning to Palaven, but returning to Palaven will involve answering questions—and facing stark realities—he's been avoiding for years. Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang.

Fill for this prompt: "Shepard and Garrus share a bath together. A shore leave or their honeymoon, your choice. Would love to see back rub, sensual massage (from both of them to the other) and end with slow, sweet love-making. Other details like rose petal, bubbles, candles are depended on your preference." So, rated M. Of course. :)

The story of the progression of Garrus and FemShep's relationship from best friends to lovers. The first chapter was originally a stand-alone piece, but after some urging by the anons on the k-meme I've decided to make it a full fic. X-posted from the kinkmeme, so rated M for adult content. :)

On the final assault of the Cronos Station, Shepard discovers what she always feared the most: that she wasn't just a reconstruction, but a clone of the original Commander Shepard. She and those close to her must come to their own terms with what this revelation means to them. This story is a mix of FShepard/Kaidan and FShepard/Garrus.

Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.

Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.

When Shepard's suggestion that she and Garrus "blow off steam" doesn't turn out quite as she expected, she and our favorite turian embark on an emotional rollercoaster complete with confusion, angst, anger, and a "happy ending".

Shepard finally works up the courage to make a move on her gunnery officer. Only things don't play out as well as she hoped. That's okay… she thinks. Sometimes things just don't work out. But it seems like he might have said no for very crazy reason. Seriously, how can anybody think that? Set ME2 Garrus/F!Shepard Romance/Humor with M content.

The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*

X-post from the kinkmeme: Shepard's a gearhead, and she buys a 1970 Dodge Challenger to work on. She takes Garrus out for a spin on Tuchanka, and Garrus finds out just how much she *loves* muscle cars. Rated M for adult stuff in a car.

Fill for the kinkmeme: Mordin turns Shepard down, claiming he's not interested, when in fact its just the opposite. Shepard doesn't want anybody else, she wants Mordin, and when she asks a second time he doesn't refuse her. M for adult content.

After the Collectors are destroyed, Shepard takes the crew out to Dark Star Lounge to get trashed. Mordin signs her up for karaoke, drunken silliness ensues. Rated M for language and suggestive content.

A slight reenvisioning of the Palaven mission from ME3. It just lacked the angsty je ne sais quoi of their meeting on Omega in ME2, so I fixed it. :P I also wanted to examine the subtext of the opening events on Earth and their effect on Shepard throughout the game in more detail. Rated M for language and explicit sexual content.

He was the unseen, the silent blade. She was the protector, the shining lance. Together, they will fight. Right and wrong are more often shades of gray than black and white. Can they change the fate of the galaxy? Can they save each other? Ch 23 up!

AU in which the First Contact war starts seventeen years later, and after lasting ten years it's ended with the peace negotiated by asari and salarians and a forced marriage of the two best soldiers from each military.

Third story in the 'Uncle' and 'Dad' trilogy. Already mother to two human daughters, Shepard encounters unique circumstances involving a Turian child while working as an advisor to the new Council. From MEK on LJ.

Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)

After the events of the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Garrus travels to Palaven with Shepard to visit his family. Together, they must face the reaction of his family and the rest of the galactic community to their relationship. Sequel to Home. Post-ME3 epilogue now added! Complete.

Time only heals the wounds in flesh. The ones on the soul need more. When their immovable centre starts to come apart, someone must provide her a safe port in the storm, or she will do what all others have failed to. She will destroy herself. Revised.

Life is about more than survival. Life is about more than existing. A mortal reaches out to a god and tries to teach it the meaning of being alive, and the difference between death and destruction. MAJOR SPOILERS. Set after 'Gestalt', during ME3.

While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.

Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.

She could scrape away the Cerberus paint and tear away the Cerberus symbols, but she couldn't change the Cerberus science that had raised her from the dead, or the Cerberus cybernetics under her skin. Shepard deals with hard truths after Omega 4.

Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.

Three years after the end of the Reaper War, Shepard and Garrus visit Palaven to meet Garrus' nephew. While there, they're forced to assess who they are now, and what they want for their relationship together. Prompt from MEK on LJ.

Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.

Silly kmeme fill. Shepard and Vega start whistling one day as the crew relaxes after a mission. Liara wants to learn how, and Garrus simply can't wrap his head around it. A friendly moment among the crew. Implied Garrus/Fem!Shep.

Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.

And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.

She calls them freckles, the little spots of darker toned skin that decorate her face. He traces the path they take, over the slope of her nose and across the bones of her cheeks. - Takes place after ME3 but no real spoilers.

Garrus goes out for drinks with his C-Sec co-workers on the Citadel, and one of them makes the mistake of insulting the commander. Unfortunately for him, turians don't take that sort of thing lying down.

On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!

*COMPLETE* In a world where Ozai wins, the Avatar is dead, their families are gone, all Katara and Zuko have is each other. Living in the South Pole they create a life together until they are forced back to the Fire Nation. M for dialogue, situations.

"He was never one to stay in bed after sex. He would put his clothes back on really quick after they were done, his back to her. And always in the dark, so that all she would see was an arc of arm or a hint of fringe in the blue glow from the fish tank."

Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.

Pressly had never really trusted or liked aliens, nor did he agree when Shepard brought a bunch of them aboard the Normandy. But one thing is for sure – no one left the SR-1 unchanged. Fill for Kmeme. Feat. Pressly, general ME1 team goodness.

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.

AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.

Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.

Kyouya oversleeps and awakens into the Low Blood Pressure Demon Lord. The Host Club sends Haruhi to placate him but the encounter leaves both of them questioning what they really think and feel about each other. Updated, Epilogue.

Garrus and Shepard have only a few hours to live, so they spend it together. Too bad it doesn't go nearly as well as the vids on the extranet made it look. A glimpse into the awkward start of their relationship. Rated T for nudity and references to sex.

While the crew parties at Afterlife, Garrus has a little too much to drink and needs Shepard's help getting back to the ship. But when they get back, is Shepard really just going to pass up this opportunity? Masskink meme fill. M rating for lemony goodnes

And here we have a series of scenes exploring different facets of a developing relationship between FemShep and Thane. It's not love at first sight for these two, and like any two people they have to work at understanding each other.

Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.

Shepard is always having trouble with her shoulders aching, so she turns to Joker for some advice on physio therapy. When he mentions massage and she insists they have a session, things get a little more intimate than she planned. Kink meme request.

After blowing off steam with Garrus, Shepard gets cold feet. She decides they should just be friends, but how long will she be able to deny the depth of her feelings for him? Complete. Sequel 'Where You Belong' now up.

Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.

*26th update: The Difference, YamatoSaku* Finally updated! The sound of the unfamiliar voice halted her ranting as she whipped her head to the source in a rush. A blush crept towards her cheeks and she stuttered in a nervous heap. "O-oh."

In winter months, Konoha is transformed by the heavens' tears into a pristine white canvas. With brushes of steel and inks of blood, newly appointed ANBU medic Haruno Sakura and her captain, Hyūga Neji, paint a story of life, of love, and of redemption. [ NejiSaku, Manga Canon to 614, Character Death ] [ Rated M for adult language, themes and suggestions. ]

Roxanne Ritchie finds out that, not only does Megamind not like winter, he's never celebrated Christmas! She and Minion have one week to teach this blue Grinch all there is to know about Roxanne's favorite holiday.

For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.

Zuko and Katara are forced to go on a date together. Epic confessions, drunkenness, sneaking around, and attempted dirty talk ensue. Who knew defying Uncle Iroh and his stupid matchmaker friend could be so much fun?

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Written to fill a flashfic thread on the LJ community megamind movie: "Prompt: Assuming Megamind's watch didn't go off on their date and that he's poorly immune to the Champagne's effects, 'Bernard' gets drunk." Humor & small amount of fluff, oneshot.

Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.

The good guys had never said that word to him before. That one word that contained everything he'd longed for as a child,everything he'd scorned as an adult and everything he still craved to hear. Set after Tighten's defeat. Minor Megamind/Roxanne

Shifting loyalties are not just misplaced obligation, and sympathy for the devil has nothing to do with time and its products. Old debts, grey areas, and blind traditions force a troll and a human to set aside petty battles and face a common threat.

Five years after the Hundred-Year War, Fire Lord Zuko is hit with an assassin's dart, and falls into a coma from which he cannot wake. A week passes, and his prognosis is grim. But Katara could swear she hears him in her dreams...

Sometimes, he feels useless. He small and lives in a bowl, but it's times like these that he feels like the very best minion ever. Guess this is turning into a series of Minion one shots! Thanks for reviewing everyone!

Set pre-movie, when Roxanne was a 22-year-old rookie. Pygmalion never expected to fall in love with his creation. Megamind never expected anything less. EDIT: Added Ch. 15-Roxanne deserves the last word. Thanks for reading!

COMPLETE. The MK fill that just wouldn't die. Garrus is feeling insecure. Can his commander help him find his confidence again? FemShep/Garrus. Note: M rating for sexual situations, nudity, and language. Probably NSFW.

Shepard brings Garrus along with her to an official council dinner on the Citadel but gets bored out of her mind. Mid-way through the evening she decides to have a little fun with her date...Rated M for smut.

In an alternate universe, Garrus Vakarian dies in the wreck of the Normandy. As C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard struggles to learn to live without him, a shadowy figure is arranging for his resurrection. Shepard x Male Turian. Third of a series.

When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.

Five years after the war is over, Katara and Zuko see the people around them moving on romantically. These two are still stuck in a moment that happened five years ago - a moment in memory neither can forget. Zutara, Sokki.

Maito Gai has been assigned to a mission to pose as a nobleman due to their uncanny similarities in appearance. Unfortunately for him, he has been paired with an unfamiliar Kunoichi named Hachi Hani who has been trained in the ancient arts of seduction.

The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.

In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.

Grunt enlists Joker's help when Commander Rachel Shepard and Garrus Vakarian have a lovers' quarrel. Rated for both very suggestive and very strong language. The Dirty Dozen, with the exception of Samara, whose role is filled by Dr. Chakwas, also appear.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

One-shot, set roughly ten years after "Wintersmith". Tiffany Aching knew that being the witch of the Chalk meant looking after the dead as well as the living. Even when the dead was a Feegle, and more importantly a friend.

Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.

Rewrite of S3, post-311. Following the failed attempt to confront the Fire Lord during the Eclipse, Aang and his friends, accompanied by Zuko, must discover a new path towards ending the war - and unraveling the course of their shared destinies. Zutara.

Humanity's first and last defense faces an uncertain end as Shepard falters in the wake of Saren's destruction. When her resolve begins to shatter, Garrus learns to see what others can not within the woman who has sworn to save the galaxy.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

The dreaded AB bloodtype is harassed yet again, but does Haruhi only see him as the host club's demon lord? Kaoru begins to notice a difference in Kyouya's behavior and attempts to nudge him along towards Haruhi.

It's the night before Anzu's wedding, and she's having some serious doubts. A certain someone shows up and shakes loose memories of an affair, conducted in secret over 4 years and 2 continents. Seto x Anzu. Chapter 20! Reviews are candy... give me candy!

When she needed to get a book from the Restricted Section, Hermione thought the worst she’d have to deal with was a crazed librarian bent on revenge. Little did she know a whole other kind of trouble was lying in wait. AU 7th Year, dub-con, language. D/Hr

Trust doesn't come easily to Shepard, but there is one person in the galaxy who has never let her down. Someone she trusts with her life, and gradually, a little more than that. FemShep/Garrus bondage smut, small spoilers for ME2.

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

Dramione. A series of 7 oneshots. Written for dramionedrabbles' Valentine2010 Challenge. These shorts are related only in that they share leading characters and a kiss... of sorts. Expect angst, romance, a bit of Harry, and fluff.

...And you told me how you're feeling but I don't believe it's true anymore." Rose has just gotten out of a horrible relationship, she wasn't expecting a heartfelt confession from one Scorpius Malfoy, who just so happens to be her best friend. RWSM

LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?

Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Itachi never paid much attention to the antics of his admirers, including the gifts they sent. However when a gift, presumably from one of them, landed him in hospital, he could no longer disregard it. Non-massacre AU. Ita/Saku. 50 shinobi Theme No: 14

Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.

She watched him intently. The book she was reading long forgotten on her lap. Her brow furrowed in concentration. What will happen if he catches her? Mature themes and some non consentual moments. Be advised. Dramione of course.

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

Arc I of a series: The nature of Fire is that it transforms, and so after their victory the Gaang must deal with the aftermath of ‘peace’ amidst battle, growth, self-discovery, and the startling changes and beauty of love. Based on a slightly AU finale.

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

..Theodore/Hermione.. Even if she did ask him why he constantly pulled her into the dark alcove to kiss the breath from her lungs, she knew that he wouldn't give her a response. Not even he knew the answer.

Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.

Hatake Kakashi had entered through that door many times in his long gone past. It was the same door he quietly left through six years before. Now he's returned to a changed Village and the mess he left behind. kakasaku

ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

..Marcus/Hermione.. He would usually snarl and snap like a caged lion trying to escape its prison. But the instant she was around him, that all disappeared and he would actually smile at her. The Flint grin. Who ever would have thought?

Zuko tries to help out in his own fiery way, and discovers a little more about his standing with a certain Waterbender. An evolving Zutara taking place starting from episode 315. A 5 part series of oneshots.

A traveling dance troupe recruits Téa to join them; she accepts, in the hopes of achieving her dream. Seto is on the trail of a fraud bent on ruining him; he wants it to end. Alas, not all dreams come true. Seto/Téa. Complete. *slightly edited 11/20/09*

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.

Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.

A Sukka story set during "Southern Raiders." Suki and Sokka want to go all the way, but Suki's having some second thoughts. This is how Sokka convinced Suki otherwise and what REALLY happened after Zuko left Sokka's tent. A little smutty with refs to sex.

This fic is something of a sequel to Reading Between the Lines. Neji's ANBU team is sent to investigate Deidara's explosion and comes across Team Kakashi in hot pursuit of Sasuke and Itachi. The chase is on, but who are the hunters and who are the hunted?

An ongoing collection of Naruto shorts featuring drabbles based on GENMA, NARUTO, INO, SAKURA, ITACHI, KAKASHI, JIRAIYA and other characters in a variety of situations from comedy to angst to fluff and so on.

Tears seeped through tightly closed eyes, lining thick eyelashes and it all went unnoticed by the only man she could ever love, she really was a slave to him in every way. Inspired by Nightwish .:SasuSaku, NejiSaku, AU:.

ItaSaku: Itachi is the predator, Sakura is the prey. Lines between good and wrong get blurred beyond believes from time to time until there really is no more seperation between good and wrong, just perspective and opinion.

ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

One shot. The gang grow up, but not everything is as it seems. Life beyond the Millennium Items is chaotic and fast and slow and tearstained and smiling and nothing whatsoever like they imagined. Then Yuugi gets a phone call about a tragedy in New York...

A flurry of coincidences and fateful machinations bring Naruto and Sakura together at the local baths. Can they rein in their animal passions? And do you really think that's the kind of story I write? NaruSaku

On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura

Manga Spoilers: Following the aftermath of the current confrontations in the manga, Sakura re-examines her feelings for the two most important men in her life, and reaches a conclusion. But is Sakura prepared to accept the burden? REWRITE done 23 March!

Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.

A oneshot for the 30kisses LJ community, theme 29: the sound of waves. A cat's random thoughts. Observations of a nervous woman, an important and yet intimidated man, and the sound of waves around them all... Seto x Anzu, in GXtime

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

[G of 26] AsuSaku He always got the same question from everyone who saw him smoking. She was a medic, and he assumed she would reprimand him for killing himself faster. He should've known that Kakashi being her teacher would mean she'd be a bit different.

[B of 26] TobiSaku As a captive of the Akatsuki, one must either have something that belongs to the criminals or know something useful to them. However, silence and sleep deprivation just don't seem to work well with Good Boys.

PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P

A story about Neji and Sakura that begins during the timeskip and extends into the second arc. A lot can happen in 2.5 years: promotion exams, new jutsu, new outfits. The most recent chapters coincide with the current manga storyline. NejiSaku

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

When she watches her grandchildren leave their tribe, GranGran remembers a time in her life where she left hers...and the events that lead to her departure from her home and the man who believed they were destined for each other. Young Kana KannaPakku

Sakura is bored. Now what? Now she decides to have a little fun by spying on her friends. SakuLee I don't own Naruto or any of the other characters. Although I wouldn't be averse to owning a few of them...

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

She didn't really remember how she ended up in his room and she didn't really care. Fate brought them together that night and she would be damned before she let the oppurtunity pass her by. This is the DeiSaku alternate ending for my trilogy.

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

Nascence, Sakura said, means beginning. A beginning of war, pain, betrayal. A beginning of a year, love, life. The beginning of everything in the world, Neji... everything good and bad and in between. The beginning of me and you. Of everything. [NejiSaku]

He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.

After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.

[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.

The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!

When her dream of wedding night bliss goes up in flames, Sophie learns what problems come from marrying a man with the heart of a child. A sensual story to add a little variety beyond the fluffy fairy tale.

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

Malik waits to be bailed out of jail. In the meantime he meets someone...interesting... A short parody written on little sleep. Rated for Malik's occasional swearing and the presence of extreme Mary Sueness.

ItaSaku. After holding Sakura captive for five months, Itachi comes up with a perfect plan on how to exact further pain on Sasuke. Unfortunately, he overlooked the possibility of it backfiring. One shot only.

A baby was born for the sake of lust. Vows were exchanged for the sake of duty. The kiss was shared for the sake of honor. Two people merged for the sake of emptiness. One woman cried for the sake of love. One proud Saiyan knelt for the sake of her.

It was a perfectly normal day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and his brother had been kidnapped. Again. Intimidation gets tossed around, ice cream rains from on high, and all he wants is to get his brother back.

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple serious main character deaths. You will probably cry. This story has angst/tragedy/romance and maybe not in that order.

I demand an explanation! But the question is, who should Seto Kaiba demand an explanation from? His teacher, for pairing him with Anzu Anzu, for acting so complacent about it, or himself for feeling so strongly about Anzu in the first place? [SxA, 1shot]

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

What is the best gift for a man to give the woman he loves beyond measure? The petals in Sakura's diary tell a story, the story of a rose...NaruSaku oneshot with some KakaAnko. Rated R for mature themes and language.

In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!

Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!

A magical experiment in memory tests the limits of sisterhood and forgiveness between Celestia and Luna. And this time, there are no Elements of Harmony to save them. This time, they have only one another, and the terrible guilt that binds them together.

What is at first a small gathering of friends for a surprise birthday party quickly careens out of control into the realm of the surreal. Witness the horror of bikinis, wedding cakes, expensive champagne, and cheap strippers. Yamato and Sakura.

Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.

The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.

Drabbles and oneshots depicting the many adventures untold in the Warriors series. Many cats, many stories to tell. Sometimes wisdom transcends from experience, but other times you can receive it from those who have experienced.

Daichi centric, an augmented version of number nine in A Temporary Madness. Daichi is pulling all his oratory skills out of his back pocket for this one, folks. How else could he explain why the Akatsuki complex was burned to the ground?

It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.