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"I don't hate you..."

Cuddly Portal 2 Collectible

14.5" High and Talks!

The glowing eye is how it says "I love you!"

"Welcome to the Science Enrichment Center! Step right in and meet your new friend..."

The Plush Portal Turret is the perfect companion to your Companion Cube. Just imagine how much fun you'll have setting up your own testing scenarios with teddy bears or plush microbes. This is a scientific facility after all.

We all know that science can be a rough business. So when you're feeling down, you can give this little friend a hug and know that it doesn't hate you and never will. Because sometimes science is a little like magic, and sometimes it's a little like love.

Of course, the Plush Portal Turret does more than simply comfort you between test scenarios, it talks! That's right, thanks to the Miracle of Science(TM), we've built in the phrases all proper sentry turrets should know. The Plush Portal Turret also has a bright, glowing, red eye so that you'll know for sure that it loves you.