Cameras caught up to him on the SAG Awards red carpet tonight, and he admitted to feeling super sad about the sexual battery charges he's facing!

We aren't sure if he really stuck his unprotected peen in a girlie without her permission, but we want to have faith in him. In the meantime, you can ch-ch-check out his totes terrible haircut intriguing reaction to being asked about the lawsuit yourself (above)!

Wow, he's totes committed to clearing his name!

And… did he just pull the JC card?!

HE DID! Mark's best new buddy Jesus Christ is apparently helping him cope with his courtroom fiasco!

He admitted:

"I personally have a relationship with Jesus Christ… and I count on that myself."

He wouldn't be the first guy to find Jesus after a crisis! If it works for you, PRAISE!

Aww. It's a sad day for anyone who has been to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the last two decades.

Duncan Brannan, the voice of the franchise's kind of creepy signature mascot since 1993, has been FIRED! The worst part is that the company didn't even have the decency to tell him in person (or at least in an email).

The voice actor discovered he had been replaced after hearing Chuck's Hot New Single, a jingle floating around on the internet that features a voice "clearly" different from his.

Brannan has every right to be angered by his employer's unprofessionalism, but instead he's taking the high road. It turns out that Chuck E. Cheese has been super Christian all along and that pizza is not his first love — God is.

In a Facebook post to friends, family and fans regarding his replacement, Brannan proudly declares love for his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He wants the world to know that he didn't do his job for the money, the glory or the groupies, but to spread the word of God, as he wrote:

As we previously reported, Britney Spears' baby daddy has requested an increase in his $20K a month child support stipend. While it's said that Godney isn't THRILLED at the request, she's letting her poppa negotiate a deal with KFed.

And it appears that negotiations are well under way, though Mr. Spears is NOT impressed with his former son-in-law!