You know him from the popular Youtube internet cooking show Epic Meal Time. An internet sensation, Muscles Glasses was brought into the videos as an awe inspiring eating machine. We have confirmed from an anonymous source that Muscles Glasses did in fact die while working on the cooking shows most daring meal ever.

Our sources confirmed that he did indeed die during the act of copulation with a beautiful woman while eating a candied bacon wrapped buffalo stuffed with a back strap of a rarely seen yetti. All this while peddling a unicycle. As he posted earlier – on his twitter feed he was “filming the most amazing scene ever.” When apparently he died of complications of the act.

No joke he’s actually dead..

When approached, Harley M., spokesperson for the Epic Meal Time Cooking show said only this, “No joke, he’s actually dead…” We assume that most likely many people find it hard to believe that it could happen, but again when you judge the type of food consumed and the quantities; its really actually not that hard to believe.

Michelle Obama was quoted to have said this about the incident: “This is why we’ve been working hard with schools to ensure that students make healthier choices on the foods they eat because of course parents can’t be trusted to make these choices for them. We are saddened by the loss of this Canadian cook, and hope that his death will serve as a wake up call to all other cooking shows that try to go too far. Epic Meal Time has in fact gone too far this time.”

When asked if she planned to have someone intervene with the remaining group of cooks in Epic Meal Time she replied, “No, they are Canadian….”

Comfirmed Twitter Posting of his Death

After checking his twitter page @musclesglasses we’ve also been able to confirm that someone from the cooking show has posted a memorial tweet for their fallen soldier. Not only that, there is actually a memorial in his home town that has become a stopping place for fans and passing friends to pray, light candles, and leave strips of bacon.

Wrap his corpse in bacon and stuff him inside a pig which is stuffed inside a steer which is stuffed inside an elephant, then barbecue the whole thing and stuff everything inside a shark and deep fry. A feast worthy of the man!

If people had the attention span to read past the first paragraph of this article, it becomes very clear how much of a hoax this article really is…
“Our sources confirmed that he did indeed die during the act of copulation with a beautiful woman while eating a candied bacon wrapped buffalo stuffed with a back strap of a rarely seen yetti”

…. A yetti. C’mon retards. Read more than the article title before you decide to post a comment.

WTF GUYS?!?!?! HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?!?!?
Muscles Glasses DID die!!!!!
The Muscles Glasses you now see on Twitter and YouTube is a reincarnated form of the original Muscles Glasses. He is made out of bacon, battered in special Jack Daniels SAUce, and deep fried! XD

this shit is fake. look at the memorial of muscle glasses, the bacon is photo shopped in there, his name on the right side is photo shopped in, and the picture on the top, identifying him, that is the valentines day special, he was in way more episodes after that, and the other one saying that it was said in the deleted scenes episode, fuck that shit he was alive. this blog/post is a fucking fake, fuck you asshole, you are an insult to all Canadians and epic mealtime fanatics like myself, go die in a ditch you prick!

Seriously, of all the reasons to know it’s fake… No one was tipped off by Michelle Obama having something to say about it? Is the U.S. that much of a joke that people actually think The First Lady would give two shits about an incident like that (no offense, Muscles)? This is why I don’t vote.

Did you READ the article? Of course he’s not dead, it’s just a joke- chill out.
“he did indeed die during the act of copulation with a beautiful woman while eating a candied bacon wrapped buffalo stuffed with a back strap of a rarely seen yetti. All this while peddling a unicycle.”

Whats up withsaying he died i bet your just haters they just did a new show with HIM in it plus yo tupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gtfo the internet you damn noobs. This place is far too dangerous and badass for the lot of ye. No shit he’s not dead. I don’t know what part of this whole greatly humorous piece of satiric art went fucking awry in your god forsaken minds, but I guess judging by your spelling I can safely deduce you do nothing but jack off in bathrooms and pick your noses at school.
keep fucking missing class, jack-offs. When you have to drop out and flip burgers at mcdonalds or strip for some coke, you’ll wonder where you went wrong.

I feel bad for Alex (aka Muscle Glasses). He left because he could no longer trust Harley as a friend or as a business partner. When they started, Harley made promises that he didn’t keep. Also he said that he wasn’t treated fairly. That’s also why Tyler left too. I’ll post a link to my resource later.