Gosh Dr. Z, I thought you would have nothing but praise for Mr. Steele, after he stood up to El Rushbo and they got into a girl fight over control of the Republican Party. Boy, it's a good thing Mr. Steele is a devout Catholic.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.