Tag: doom

and now we can do do come on pogo fights make me so angry hello everyone it’s me Jayskibean and welcome to another episode of a happy wheels so now we’re gonna start right off with a poco la la la la la la mole put the mouse down low see if it loads the[…]

No one seems alive anymore… Kinda strange though… According to this terminal there seems to be a subject missing. Well, there’s no reason for me to stay here any longer, time to get going. Guys, I found the beers! Guys? Guys… Oh my god! Look at those trees… A… I hate winter! Worst season ever…[…]

Imagine NASA announced today that they found aliens. Bacteria on Mars, weird alien fish in the oceans of Europa, and also ancient alien ruins on Titan. Wouldn’t that be great? Well, no. It would be horrible news, devastating even. It could mean that the end of humanity is almost certain and that it might be[…]

*Entering Mars atmosphere* *prepare for imminent impact* *…well, actually the atmosphere of Mars is quite thin* *so there should be almost no friction at all…* *also, isn’t it funny that they called it the red planet but it’s colonized by the U.S?* *I’m sorry* Wh…….what? ._. Hey! Welcome to Mars marine, name’s CJ. Hey C.J,[…]

(snoring) Well that was a nice sleep! Iron man? Your breakfast is ready sir. What’s going on? You never make breakfast. Is there anything else you would like me to do sir? Uh, clean the kitchen! Yes sir! Done sir! Dance around like a monkey. Yes sir! Haha! I can get used to this! Deadpool[…]