Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

You crawl down and follow the rat into the tunnel. It squeaks and looks back at your periodically as you make your way down the long passage. In the distance, there is a faint but warm light. It grows a little brighter as you approach. Finally, you exit the tunnel.

((I think we're missing things here, though. Like, say, the 'post a move' part with most of these actions...))

Examine House

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

Upon setting foot into the house, you find yourself staring into a pair of large, yellow orbs.

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“I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.” -Bill Watterson

Randomly picking one of the orbs, you reach out to touch it, only to find yourself surrounded by a ferocious golden glow. When it clears, you find yourself inside the orb. There is a pixie inside the orb with you.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

You slip and fall on your backside, in the process smacking the glass with your defunct cellphone. The orb shatters, releasing you back to your full size!

You are inside the house. There is a cracked yellow orb, a yellow orb, and a startled-looking pixie in the room with you.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

The pixies' features went from sad to maddened. "How dare you destroy my magnificent globe?", it shrieked in a piercing, horrid voice, its eyes bulging and mouth opening impossibly wide, like a snake about to devour its victim.