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Lovelock, NV – Nobody predicted the Lovelock Correctional Center Football Championship would end like this. Reno pegged the Inmates as 500-to-1 underdogs in the annual football game against the Guards. Led by game MVP OJ Simpson, the Inmates proved the doubters wrong…

Miami, FL – Coach Shannon gave no timetable for Malcolm Mackey’s return to practice after the outside linebacker sprained his MCL but insiders expected the Miami Hurricane player to attend classes for at least four to six weeks. Fans had…

Investigators believe an elderly man fell victim to a trade swindle by a scam artist who identified himself as an NFL coach. The trickster claimed he had a “can’t-miss defensive lineman” that would catapult Davis’ Oakland Raiders into the playoffs,…

Houston, TX – Texans starting quarterback Matt Schaub quickly retaped his 10K Gold Mirror Heart Anklet during last night’s exhibition game with the Minnesota Vikings. The unisex anklet was rubbing the wrong way on his ankle tape and Schaub described…

Nashville, TN – As the Tennessee Titans offense cooled down after an afternoon practice, Kerry Collins shared some personal stories from the music festival Woodstock 94. “During Green Day, I freaked out,” said an excited Collins. “We threw like 30,…

Dallas, TX – Team doctors revealed starting quarterback Tony Romo has been suffering the last few seasons with shit for brains. The medical personnel said the shit has gradually replaced the basal ganglia part of Romo’s brain. “It’s remarkable he’s…