Tell me your best nantucket joke

To be honest, I've never heard a nantucket joke my entire life, but people tell me about them all the time but never tell me one of their jokes. therefore, i started this forum to see how many of you hubbers out there can come up with pretty good nantucket jokes for me.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette fall off a building at the exact same time, which one lands first?A: The brunette; the blonde had to stop to ask for directions.Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?A: She opens...

Yo mama jokeathon! THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES MAMA AND MAY NOT BE USED AS FOUL PLAY OR BLAMING OTHERS MAMA UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVED ITNot really in a good mood now. No it was not my mamas fault for me...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'Not...