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Big pay raises and a doubling in force size are needed for the Village Public Safety Officer program, which is severely underfunded and under-equipped to fight crime in the Bush, according to an Alaska Senate task force report finalized Monday.

To improve -- and, in some cases, create -- law enforcement in Bush villages, the task force is recommending a nearly $4.45-per-hour increase in officer wages and the hiring of 64 safety officers in villages that have too few or none, which would more than double the existing force…

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thePlagiarist!! presents, another Storybook Installment direct from theHeadlines!!all for his own sake!!

It really has nothing to do with you theReaders!!d:oP---------This one is hot off thePress from the HeyYou!! PersonalsIntroduction Site which so far has only 1 member, uh.. Me!!

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Can This Sam!! Be Saved?

How to Know When It's Time for theBoi!! to go.

Michellin GoodYear!!, author of PayScale’s down dot com, and prolificdisposer of VPSO’s when they're high speed chasing bootleggers and the Tires just go Kaput!! on theVehicles.

-Print: first install more paper dummy!!-Email: but first get all your contacts to “Unblock” you!!-IM: who are you kidding?!-Bookmark: erhh. Sam, we don’t mean for you to stick another tacky ribbon or gold chain up to theScreen, that’s not what “Bookmark” means, -delicious: Which pretty much describes all cute females and basically any foods!!-Digg: and bury!!

We've all been there.Sunday night rolls around and suddenly us VillageCouncil!! members a…