"No one to blame! That
was why most people led lives they hated, with people they hated. How
wonderful to have someone to blame! How wonderful to live with ones nemesis!
You may be miserable, but you feel forever in the right. You may be fragmented,
but you feel absolved of all the blame for it. Take your life in your own hands,
and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame."Erica Jong
(b. 1942), U.S. author.

A popular figure on the lecture circuit,
New Age David Icke will
try to convince you that your
problems aren't really your fault but rather that of a huge, world-wide conspiracy.
While his web presence hides much of his message in socially-acceptable (and eagerly
sought) new-age inanity, his actual beliefs are far more dark. There are a couple of
web sites (here and here
and here) where
you can find glimpses of his
concepts but the primary site for information on Mr. Icke ("New Age Guru
Peddles Old Lies") is the well-respected
"Public
Eye". It is must reading! We'd also note that a search on the Anti-Defamation
League reveals they follow this "New Age Anarchist" and we found this
site pretty comical, despite the seriousness of the topic.

One site explains: "Icke says this unelected
Global Elite own or control the major global banks, the multinational companies, the drug
companies, the global media, the armament companies, the world market in hard drugs, the
security services and the institutions of government. Working through the global secret
society network, such as the upper levels of the Freemasons and others, the Elite
constantly manipulate wars and the world economic and political system for their own
ends." In fact, it appears that Mr. Icke rarely misses an opportunity
to bash Freemasonry and more.

According to him, Masons killed JFK and Princess Diana as part of a ritual sacrifice.
He says that the Masonic Paramedic team deliberately kept Diana in the tunnel until she
died. Icke's theory about JFK is that he died a year later than we thought and
that J.D Tippet's body was
swapped for JFK's for a fake JFK autopsy. Evidence? Of course
not.... He also claims that Scottish Rite Freemasons erected an obelisk near Dealey
Plaza to celebrate the death of JFK.

In addition, Icke quotes James Shelby Downard as saying "Masonry does not believe
in murdering a man in just any old way and in the JFK assassination
it went to incredible lengths to
make this heinous act correspond to the ancient fertility oblation of the Killing of the
King". We're glad that David knows who killed President Kennedy: perhaps
he'll be able to get the U.S. government to thank him for providing that
information....

Icke's book (above) also provides quite a bit more information for your "enlightenment"!
As one web poster explained it: "His main point is that the world is being run by reptilian
extraterrestrials who suck human blood, and that people like Hillary Clinton, Henry
Kissinger, and the Queen of England are shape-changing reptiles from
that ancient cold-blooded family line. His proof? None, except for the occasional
wild rantings of the crayon-wielding crowd who attend his lectures and
confess that they too ran into somebody who turned into a reptile in Wal-Mart one
time." And added to the list, according to an article in the April, 2001
Evening Standard (UK) were also country singers Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar
Willie! Hmmmm....

David Icke was a soccer player who was forced into retirement due to
arthritis. He then became a British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) sports presenter,
commenting on various middle-of-the-road sports events. He was fired after claiming he was the
son of God and after he took his female personal assistant on holiday whilst making her
pregnant. Left behind in England during this tryst were Icke's wife and young sons. After
widespread public condemnation of his actions, Mr. Icke called a press conference and,
wearing a
turquoise track suit, explained that he had taken his assistant on this trip in
order to heal the earth's
energy spots. In addition, he claimed he was the Son of God, Reborn
Messiah. After many,
many talk show appearances he ultimately recanted his Messiah claim saying that he was mad
at the time.

According to one report,
Mr. Icke determined that he was "special" as a result
of his amazing ability to find parking spaces in Central London....

You can see how the "Imminized" Freemasons fit into his global
conspiracy by clicking here
or how they supposedly oversee the drug and arms trade here.

Here's what a non-Mason from the UK wrote to us about Mr. Icke:

"On my last visit to the library I checked out a few books and I found one that David Icke had published two
years ago called "I am me, I am free", I was puzzled by the front
cover of the book which had an official Library Censor sticker over the picture section of the front cover, when I read the preface by David Icke he bitterly
complained that Libraries and bookstores had put a censor sticker over the front cover of his book because there was a picture of him on the front cover
completely naked!

Icke claimed that the decision to censor the front cover was made by the
authorities controlled by the unelected global elite working through the Freemasons and the illuminati.
I had never seen a censor sticker on a book before however I am glad I did!

It seems that in Britain we certainly have our fair share of strange
people.
I think we are quite tolerant of these people."

And we continue to point out that those associated with anti-Masonry are far
from the norm indeed!

The
Challenges

At least once a month, we
receive an e-mail from someone who wants us to prove that Mr. Icke's claims
about world domination by various aliens and/or 'bloodlines' are false. The
total foolishness of their demands seems to simply escape them.

It is not up to US - or
anyone else - to prove that Mr. Icke is wrong when he makes up these fantastic
connections: that job is up to HIM to PROVE his own claims! Does he really believe that this hugely
intelligent and superior race of space aliens somehow manages
to foul up all the time and let's folks see them
doing their shape-shifting dance? Can he show PROOF of this or is it all his
say-so? Does he honestly believe that a race that can
traverse the universe can't figure out how to dominate our simple minds? And for
crying out loud: if someone accepts the premise that we all derived from Adam
and Eve, wouldn't everyone be related at some point? His foolishness about
tracking genealogy back to the Middle Ages and beyond, though, makes the mind
reel in its simplistic stupidity.

So please pay attention,
folks: We are NOT going to waste our time trying to prove to you that there's no
international conspiracy of reptoids taking over the world. If you want to
believe it, knock yourself out and get mad at us - as most do - that we're just
too darn dumb to appreciate the wisdom of Icke.

During the run-up to the
US Presidential election of 2004, we were literally BEGGING Icke fans to tell
us which of the candidates were reptoids. Sadly, no one ever
took the time to let us know - so that SURELY means that BOTH of the candidates
were alien shape-shifters although again, it escapes us as to why they'd be
saying such nasty things about each other, being part of the
same race of space aliens after all.Shouldn't they be working together to
change the country to some kind of totalitarian government rather than
encouraging free speech and free elections? Oh, wait: it's all part of the plan
to trick everyone until they get their act together....
Anyone want to tell us about the candidates for 2008? Oh, wait: Hillary is
married to Bill and he was a shape-shifter so clearly that's been answered. Better pull the blankets up tight and hope that nothing slithers out from under
the bed.

A Funny Update!

Observing the 'referring site' statistics for this site, we found something
quite odd: a large number of folks were arriving here from a David Icke web
page! In a very peculiar situation indeed, our web site was mentioned in the David
Icke (online) Newsletter in July, 1999 and folks have been
coming from there ever since. Maybe Icke fans really want to know what the truth
REALLY is....

What's Next?

David
now has another book out titled - with not a hint of presumption - "The
Biggest Secret". We'll be reviewing it when we get totally bored some
evening. We wasted some holiday money on a personal copy but we've had it for
three years without having the slightest desire to do more than skim through. <sigh>!
Amazing what people will buy, isn't it? Stay tuned....

The so-called "Republic of Texas"

And although folks choose web hosting services for various
reasons, it seems to us strangely coincidental that Mr. Icke chose the 'Freestates'
service for his. Run by a 'militia' group which demands that payment be made in gold or
silver (rather than US dollars) and decries the illegality of the US
Government, it seems to us to be a very appropriate match and certainly could not
have been done accidentally. Curiously too, it's the same web host which, for a
couple of years, hosted the hateful "Freemasonry
Watch" website.

What
Others Think

On a comical note, we happened to find an absolutely HILARIOUS website which - while
ridiculing Icke's theories - notes with surgical precision the many fallacies of
his claims. Masons in particular will appreciate the site's reference to the
"Holy Blood/Holy Grail" work.... It's a 2 part piece which you can
check out here
and here.

More about creatures from outer space....

We'll admit it: we simply don't believe that
Mr. Icke's theories of reptiods in the White House makes any sense at all
(except when the President is pushing a bill we don't like!). However,
we're also amenable to the idea that somewhere out there in the depths of space,
there might just be another form of life. As a result, we use our spare
computer time processing results for the SETI @ home project which uses
your own computer to help the University of California at Berkley process huge
amounts of information. It's free, it's harmless, and it's fun. You can read all
about it by clicking on the graphic.

Oh:
and if you see anyone morphing into a reptiod, do let us know, will you? Send
pictures too: we'll post them here! (Say, I wonder why no one has any pictures
of these events that - according to Icke devotees - happen to SO many people.
Heck, we catch kidnappings, police beatings, meteor showers, earthquakes,
volcano eruptions, river pollution, and just about
everything on film: why no reptoid conversions? Hmmmm....)

From time to time, the antics of Mr. Icke
seem just too bizarre to ignore and we feel compelled to comment on them
further. Early on in his online activities, we recall him breathlessly speaking
of how SO many hits to his website were coming from Virginia - and since the
home of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was there, it was patently obvious
that they were 'tracking' him. Of course Mr. Icke seemed blissfully unaware that
this was ALSO the home of America Online (AOL), then vying for position as the
number one internet service provider in the US. In the early Fall of 2005, another of Mr. Icke's
'misunderstandings' allowed him the opportunity to turn things to his advantage
once again. A 'denial of service' attack occurred to his website host causing
them considerable problems. As a result, according to Mr. Icke, he was forced to
pay an extraordinary amount for additional website hosting - and he decided at
this time that he was going to start charging for his newsletter rather than
'giving away' his valuable information. This DoS attack, he claimed, was just
another part of the plot against him.

We found his claims particularly laughable
since OUR website host - and hundreds of others - suffered similarly as a result
of a computer virus that took several hours to track down and eradicate. Of
course, our website host (nor any others we're aware of) would ever consider
charging the end-user for such events and after several hours without service,
things came back to normal and life moved on. We didn't start a chargeable
newsletter either!

Poor Mr. Icke: the world really is against
him it seems. A computer attack that hits hundreds of companies was CLEARLY all
about HIM! Poor Mr. Icke.... (Then again, it's most likely that rather
than being 'poor', he's laughing all the way to the bank!)

AND BY THE WAY
While we really do love the very unique way that Mr. Icke's supporters
regularly write to say that obviously we're afraid of him and he's
clearly telling the truth. This is because, they say, proven through 'the attention you've given him'
or by 'your attempts to discredit him'.

The facts: Mr. Icke does quite well
discrediting himself. He doesn't need our help.
And, more importantly, there
are nearly 350 other pages on this site. This single page about their
idol has taken about .029% (not 29% but less than 3 one-hundreth of ONE
percent) of our interest.Now really: do you honestly think that's a LOT of attention?

If you do, that explains why you
accept his hypotheses....

Last update: 31 December
2006

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