Brit Slang: British Slang in the Bedroom – Big List of 71 British English Words Related To Sex

In this week’s ongoing series of articles on British Slang, we’re going to get personal and talk about words relating to sex and the bedroom. There are ample phrases for the male and female genitalia along with certain insults and phrases worth a giggle.

Disclaimer! Some of these words are pretty PG rated but some of them are also extremely filthy. You’ve been warned! This list is for educational purposes and will certainly help frequent British TV viewers.

All fur coat and no knickers – adj – A woman who looks good on the surface but has no substance.

Antenatal – adj – Prenatal care.

Arse – n – Buttocks.

Aussie kiss – n – Oral sex on a woman.

Axe wound – n – Vagina.

Baby batter – n – Semen.

Back passage – n – Anus.

Bairn – n – Another word for baby, usually used in Scotland.

Ball bag – n – Scrotum.

Balloon Knot – n- The anus.

Baps – n – Another name for a woman’s breasts.

Bean – n – 1. An ecstasy pill 2. The female clitoris.

Beat the bishop – v – To masturbate.

Belisha Beacons – n – The yellow flashing lights at a pedestrian crossing in the UK but can also be used to refer to a women’s breasts.

Bell-end – n – The end of the male genitalia. Also an insult to call someone stupid. “Don’t be such a bell-end.”

Bint – n – A derogatory word for woman who is just above a prostitute.

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it might be good to add that “clunge” isn’t real slang in Britain. It was created by Channel 4’s comedy show ‘The Inbetweeners’ (the original version not the weird us one) and usage is quite low in real life!

There was someone where I live (I think he was/is a lawyer) named Richard Wacker. Think about that for a moment. A very prim and proper lady I used to work for said his name to me once and I cracked up.

I like your page, but your language posts are often wrong.
I’ll just mention the first.All fur coat and no knickers does not mean ‘A woman who looks good on the surface but has no substance’. It means a woman who has spent a lot of time and effort trying to persuade the world that she is something better / classier than she is.

Tosser, male mastabator. Last seen on a restaurant salad cabinet on International Drive in Orlando, Florida where the managment had requested that ‘parties of 5 or more see the tosser’. I had to take him aside and explaian the word and why so many British tourist where falling about laughing, taking pictures and covering their childrens eyes.

To tap off…..knock off….get lucky…pull .probs Northern Brit…but all meaning a pick up (for sex usually), generally from a pub or night club
Knock off also means stolen goods…as does fallen off the back of a lorry
To bang.= to have sex…but sadly to be banged up also means to have been beaten

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