Saturday, November 21, 2009

o coffee bean

i've felt a dramatic ode to the coffee bean coming on for a long time, and all the pieces came together this week to make it happen: a devotion so fervid that yesterday i stopped for a shot of espresso on my way to get coffee somewhere else. a remark from pixie about wanting to apply the stuff topically and pour milk over the beans. katy's choice of listless for the weekword. an urge to shout in the vocative case. o coffee bean! i'm not sure what i'd do without you.

I do like "your.cat" (upper left corner), and VI's comment (which I'm not sure whether it comes from a Japanese porn-addict, a bot or an evil malicious virus but it's dead funny all the same.)

I wouldn't click on it whatever you do and, as I assume it will be deleted at some point (when you realise you've got virusy spam) I've copied it (just the characters, unformatted) to keep it for posterity. 'ere:

if this were a giveaway post, you would have all won, even the chinese spammer. i haven't laughed this hard since someone flew into the house this weekend and shouted that there was kangaroo poop in our back yard. how very serendipitous it was that la ninja arrived just after the spam, because i knew she'd be all over it with a spicy analysis. so i'll leave it there. don't click on it folks. just enjoy.

My love affair with coffee is relatively new, but it is hot and heavy(:Whats up with the chinese spam I got a couple of really long comments on a very old post the other day. It was killing me I wanted to read them.

Well all these poems about coffee!! I think I started a trend! I have bought one for my daughter for Xmas - I don't think she reads this! I hope not anyway..... and I bought lots of other stuff too. Too much lovely stuff aimee!