Day Sixty One

Note: D. is still putting the final touches on his post (he was nervous to write it!), but he'll have it ready soon and in the meantime, I wanted to keep moving forward...

OK, bear with me for a minute. I need to count how many different positions D. and I did tonight. Then I need to figure out if any of them appear on the list of 77 Kama Sutra positions that we haven't completed yet.

1. Guy sitting on couch. Girl straddling.

2. Girl lying on couch. Guy standing over her.

3. Guy standing. Girl going down on him.

4. Guy on top, manually stimulating girl.

5. Missionary.

6. Missionary, girl wrapping her legs around his torso.

7. Guy on top, girl's left leg on his shoulder.

8. Both sitting cross-legged, girl with her legs wrapped around his torso.

Frankly, I don't know how we found the time! It should come as no surprise to you that we were in the middle of watching lady porn, aka True Blood, when this all began. We actually paused it and started making out on the couch. I got on top and piece by piece, our clothing came off. (In addition to losing my clothing, apparently I shed my dignity too since D.'s roommate was home, though asleep in his bedroom and with the door shut.) We fooled around on the couch a bit. Very new-boyfriend, makeout-y, must-have-you-right now sex. Then we moved to the bedroom, which is what brings us to number four. Which is also where I had the first orgasm of the evening. And I don't want to make it official yet, but this might have been the best orgasm I've ever had. It went on. And on. And on. It was the sort of climax that makes you wonder if porn stars aren't always faking it. Yes, it can go on that long. And yes, it is normal for a woman to make that much noise.

I'll skip ahead to number 10, since I was still in a post-orgasm daze for the other positions and all I can really say is that it all felt damn good and D. almost had a short-circuit (in a good way) when, while I was on top, I started grabbing my boobs.

I happen to know that D. loves having sex while he's standing and my legs are wrapped around him. I think I've mentioned before that this position isn't all that enjoyable for me. I worry that it's uncomfortable for him, plus it can feel a little too forceful when he thrusts.

But I was allll about it tonight. I think because I was so — ahem — warmed up and lubed up. After just 15 seconds he threw me down on the bed (True Blood is clearly inspiring him too!) and turned me over. Then we found ourselves in position number 11. Which happens to be very similar to Head Over Heels in the Kama Sutra. The only difference is that in the book, the woman is on the floor and I had my arms and head resting on the bed. But it was almost exactly the same. I liked the position, but I definitely couldn't have done it for more than half a minute. I just felt...well, silly. Plus, D. wasn't able to easily thrust and I wasn't able to do a damn thing. So he stuck to more circular movements.

We switched to standing-up doggy, in which I had my second orgasm of the night. Nice, but nowhere near as amazing as the earlier one. And finally, traditional doggy-style. D. climaxed. And an hour later, all he can talk about it is how hot it was watching me orgasm back in position number four. He said he's going to be be imagining that (and the rest of the evening) non-stop for at least a few days.

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That makes two of us.

Have you ever tried the Head Over Heels? How did your guy manage to thrust? Did you find it comfortable? What's the most number of positions you've done in one night? And the most orgasms you've ever had in a day? Do you get self-conscious about your O-face or does your guy make you feel like D. makes me feel — that it's H-O-T?