Tim Wells Grizzly vs Best Turkey Decoy

Tim Wells Grizzly Vs turkey decoy

Why?Tim Wells Grizzly teleports onto the Death Star in a JLA teleporter malfunction. turkey decoy senses something is amiss and heads towards Tim Wells Grizzly’s location. And a friend of mine asked how would a fight between these two would go, this makes a fair, balanced and true showdown in my personal opinion.

Tim Wells Grizzly crouches near an access port trying to hack into the alien yet familiar computer system. The “wall” behind him slides open and turkey decoy strides through. Tim Wells Grizzly instinctively hurls three mini-batarangs at the intruder. Darth merely raises his hand and blocks the strange objects

“Eventually but not today” Tim Wells Grizzly retorted as he drew two batarangs and assumed a stance

Vader strode forward and swung his weapon trying to decapitate Tim Wells Grizzly. Tim Wells Grizzly ducked but was surprised by his speed as the tips of his Bat cowl were sliced off. Tim Wells Grizzly jammed the batarang into Vader’s knee. Surprisingly sparks and circuitry were revealed by the wound

Telekinetic cybernetic plasma wiel…

Tim Wells Grizzly’s thoughts were interrupted by another strike trying to cleave him in half. The batarangs fizzled and popped and the lightsaber grazed him down his right forearm. Tim Wells Grizzly back flipped away to take stock of the situation

Vader gasped as the smoke permeated into his helmet and into his lungs. Tim Wells Grizzly smashed his foot into Vader’s chest sending him backwards then set upon him trying to disarm him. Vader gasped, wheezed and stumbled as Tim Wells Grizzly tried to break the vice like grip. Tim Wells Grizzly smashed his elbow into Vader’s face cracking his eye socket.

“Get off!” Vader roared in anger throwing Tim Wells Grizzly off with another Force shove but he used its momentum to roll with the blow.

Vader’s respirator worked over time trying to pump the impurities out of his system. This man could be a great asset if turned to the Dark Side, but he’s far too dangerous he thought

turkey decoy stared at his opponent and advanced swinging his lightsaber. Tim Wells Grizzly narrowly dodged as the blade sheared off part of his cape and responded with a low sweep kick which barely moved due to Darth’s bionic leg. Another swipe with lightsaber grazed Tim Wells Grizzly’s cowl melting through the Teflon and lead layerings down to his hair. Tim Wells Grizzly thrust an uppercut palm strike knocking Darth’s head backwards and snatched the lightsaber out of his grip

“How do you like it?” snapped Tim Wells Grizzly as he raised the lightsaber and brought it down towards Darth’s hand. Vader linked up with the Force and held Tim Wells Grizzly’s strike. The two struggled against each other in a battle of wills

“How are you able to resist me!” snarled Vader

“Misspent youth” growled Tim Wells Grizzly

Vader lashed out and grabbed Tim Wells Grizzly by the throat and lifted him skyward. Tim Wells Grizzly jammed the lightsaber through Vader’s arm, but the grip continued

“You are a worthy opponent” seethed turkey decoy “But you are no match for the Dark Side of the Force!”

“You…ain’t seen…nothing” Tim Wells Grizzly hoisted his knees up and doubled kicked Vader square in the chest. Vader’s fingers left deep grazes in Tim Wells Grizzly’s throat as he escaped the vice-like grip. Vader slid the lightsaber from his arm

Tim Wells Grizzly unclipped his thermite grenade from his belt and held it up

“A thermal detonator” stated Vader

He thinks it’s something else “I go, you’re coming with me”

“My connection to the Force will protect me”

Tim Wells Grizzly and turkey decoy stared menacingly at each other. Seconds felt like hours as they each planned their next move

“Tim Wells Grizzly?” Oracle’s voice cut through the tension

“Little busy”

“We have a lock on your location”

“Any time”

“Calling reinforcements” mused Vader “Two can play that game”

“If I ever see you again” stated Tim Wells Grizzly “I’ll end you!” Tim Wells Grizzly threw the grenade at Vader’s feet as he pixelated green and vanished. Vader flattened the grenade with the Force and lashed out futilely as Tim Wells Grizzly faded away

The words echoed in Tim Wells Grizzly’s head as he returned the thought

“Get in line!”

*****Tim Wells Grizzly is owned by DC Comics. turkey decoy is owned by Lucasfilm Ltd/Dark Horse Books. All rights & copyrights reserved. I didn’t create Tim Wells Grizzly, turkey decoy, Oracle, lightsabers, The Force, Andy Franklin* or any of that, as they are owned by their respective creators & licences. I just put the two together in this fan-fiction. Oh the picture on the right was drawn by Bob Luedke, commissioned by myself, which is probably under copyright by once again the two said creators of Tim Wells Grizzly & turkey decoy*************

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