It`s that time of the year. A little nip in the air, leaves changing colors, Packers are on their way to the Super Bowl, so we all know who`s coming. ODDS BODKINS! it`s only a matter of time before that "flatlander" Mullin17, shows up talking about Da Bears!

On a tour of WI, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit Lake Winnebago on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing a Viking football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 12 foot sturgeon. At that moment a speed boat containing three men wearing Green Bay football jerseys roared into view from around the point. Spontaneously, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the sturgeon' ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the MN man from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the fish to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead sturgeon and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope and he summoned them to the beach. After they reached shore, the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatred between the people of WI and MN, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which other states could follow". He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust. As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?" "That", one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well", the harpooner replied, "he knows nothing about Sturgeon fishing. How is the bait holding up or do we need to get another one?"

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We are the BEARS Shufflin' Crew................................. We are here doin' it for you......................................... We are so bad, we know we are good................................................. Blowin' ya'lls mind like we knew we would..................

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ODDS BODKINS!! Mullin! You better come up to Wisconsin and have some brats, beer and cheese. You have to build up your strength, because that was the weakest rap I ever heard!.... "Blowin' ya`lls mind", no wonder Da Bears aren`t going anywhere this year!

Has anyone noticed that Da Bears always suck after some sort of song is made about them. For instance, the seasons after the Super Bowl Shuffle was made, the Bears started their losing ways until this past season. And then, just before last years playoffs, one of the Bear's players made a rap about the team. Needless to say, we all know what happened to the Bears in the playoffs. Just an couple of interesting cases that I thought you should hear.

A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a Packers - Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game, the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.

The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What happens when the Bears win?"

The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."

The National Institutes of Health has just released the results of a $200 million research study completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins.The new study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

ODDS BODKINS! a flatlander in Packer country on game day! Stay up here late on Sunday. Buy some Wisconsin beer,cheese and sausage and sit back and enjoy the Pack play with the Lions during the first half ,before totally putting the game in their pockets by the 4th quarter! It`ll be a preview of the next Packer vs Da Bears game!

ODDS BODKINS Mullin! ,nothing to say about Da Bears loss? Here`s a couple excuses for you: The Saints still had some of the Voo Doo they used to beat the Pack! or Da Bears would have won if they were playing at Soldiers Field!

ODDS BODKINS MULLIN!!! (and any other flatlanders out there), It`s Monday Night Football- GREEN BAY PACKERS VS. CHAMPAIGN BEARS- Nation Wide Television Coverage- and you don`t have anything to say?!?!,no Bear rap?!, no predictions?!?! , sounds like you know the outcome of the game before it`s played!

ODDS BODKINS mullin! , What a gracious loser! But, then again, you`ve had alot a practice over the years. Keep your chin up ,Da Bears are still in 2nd place and the Packers have their hands full this Sunday with half the team on the injured list!