Pat Robertson Wants Pot Treated Like Booze

Pat Robertson, the televangelist behind Christian Broadcasting Network’s “The 700 Club,” doubled down on an opinion he had expressed on his show for years now. “I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol,” Robertson told the Times. “I’ve never used marijuana and I don’t intend to, but it’s just one of those things that I think: this war on drugs just hasn’t succeeded.”

You know, I’ve always thought people who watched Pat Robertson and his 666 club were on something. They have to be don’t they. And he has to be smokin’ a fattie (is that the way the kids say it? All the potheads I know are in jail so I can’t ask them) – in spite of his claims to the contrary- to say the worse-than-moronic stupidity he spouts.

It all makes sense now- Pat’s a long time pot-head and now he’s coming ‘out of the pot-closet’. That or he’s sold out to culture. Or both.