Paris Hilton is claiming that she will soon be competing for the same roles as Charlize Theron because they have similar styles of acting. The socialite, star of such classics as House of Wax and 1 Night In Paris, doesn’t have any problems comparing herself to an Oscar winning actress.

My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her so we may end up vying for the same parts.”

If by some chance Charlize Theron was involved in a gamma ray accident that left her horribly disfigured and without the ability to talk in complete sentences, only then would these two names ever be in the running for the same part. Charlize could play Paris Hilton and pull it off better than Paris, and when it came time for her to get on her knees in that circle of Greek billionaires for the “money shot”, we would be moved to tears at the triumph of the indomitable human spirit. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, couldn’t act in a snuff film. She is completely useless in every way. In the real world, she would be taking notes at a high school play and blowing the drama teacher in the bathroom for a chance to hold the cue cards.