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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Hey! Say! JUMP's Yuri Chinen talks about his height concerns

1: れいおφ ★＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:43:57.41 ID:???0.net

(Partial Translation)(At the first day press meet event of the movie Choukousoku! Sankin koutai)Most of the male actors are above 170cm, while there was even someone over 180cm. Chinen on the other hand, is only 159cm tall.Chinen looked around the stage said: "I really feel it as I stand up here onstage.""When I was in nursery and in grade school, I always dreamed of standing about 175cm tall."He then lowered his shoulders and said: "And then I realized that it was an impossible dream, and I will never get taller than that". He then looked at the monkey Kikuchiyo who had a platform and said: "I want a platform like that too!".Fans in attendance cheered him on and said "Kakkoii yo!" (You're so cool/handsome), and he beamed at them in return.

160台に乗せてないとこ見るとガチなのかな
ジャニは詐称しまくるからなSeeing how they're not saying he's in the 160s probably means that this is true.
Johnny's just keeps on faking everything.

4 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:49:20.46 ID:HjFQArU7O.net

159でもサバ読んでる
156あたりでしょ Even 159 is more than his actual height.
He's probably just around 156.

6 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:50:34.87 ID:HASBZZcAO.net

体操やってりゃイケメンイケメン言われただろうに ま、そのまで強くなれたかはわからんがなｗ People would've just called him an ikemen if he just did gymnastics.
Well, I don't know if he would've gotten strong in that department, though.

8 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:51:37.71 ID:hUa9Ic7t0.net

ジャニデビュー組で一番小さいＶ６森田でさえ公称は１６２だからな Even the smallest guy to debut in Johnny's before, which was V6's Morita, is officially listed at 162cm

10 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:52:01.90 ID:bceiH0aj0.net

顔だけ見ると「ザ・ジャニーズ」って感じ If you just look at his face, he's definitely what you would call "The Johnny's"

11 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:52:07.97 ID:A0q/s3j/0.net

http://dokusen-hotnews.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_a1d/dokusen-hotnews/BZgXKmmCUAAaEHd-3f5c7.jpg嵐もヤバイのがいるなぁ There's also someone who's dangerously short in Arashi

20 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:55:55.65 ID:UvPZcHQx0.net

>>11

そのチビ、嵐のメンバーじゃないだろｗ
嵐は5人組だ This squirt isn't an Arashi member w
Arashi's a 5-man group

72 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:25:48.20 ID:HY0nJpp30.net

>>11

こんなちんちくりんなのか テレビで見ると顔ばっか映るから分からなかった So they're this small?
You mostly see their faces on TV so it's hard to tell.

84 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:33:03.01 ID:SIrwVZi00.net

>>11

こうみると嵐もちんまいね みんな170ないんじゃないか？Arashi's also small when you look at them this way.
Could it be that everyone's below 170?

242 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 22:10:33.87 ID:mbg7lvuj0.net

>>11

公称では左の櫻井が170cm、相葉が180cm、松本潤が173cm
相葉の足首の位置見ればわかりやすいけど、この人達明らかに上記通りの身長じゃないよね
知念くんはかなりの厚底履いてるように見えるがｗ Officially, Sakurai's 170cm, Aiba's 180cm while Jun Matsumoto's 173cm.
You can easily tell when you look at the position of Aiba's ankle, but none of these guys are clearly as tall as the heights mentioned above. Chinen-kun looks like he's wearing shoes with super thick soles, though w

227 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 21:34:19.53 ID:SvC4dZoG0.net

>>11

嵐は相葉、松潤、櫻井以外は・・・こう・・なんていうかこう・・・
お薬で伸ばす方法もあったんじゃないかと・・・
それに比して残り2人よりもかなり、この子はミニサイズだね
頭の大きさは松潤と同じくらいのデカさなのに Arashi's members outside of Aiba, MatsuJun, and Sakurai are... you know... how should I put it...
Didn't they have the means to at least increase their height by using medicine?...
And comparing this boy to the remaining 2 members, he's really miniature-sized.
To think that the size of his head is the same as MatsuJun's...

12 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:52:53.42 ID:tbgJgXV00.net

これだけちっちゃいと逆にサバ読む気もなくなるんだなIf you're this small, I guess you wouldn't even feel the need to fake your height anymore

13 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:52:54.20 ID:hPA0ABy+O.net

まだ高校生くらないなら伸びるだろ…？
もしかして成人してんのか？ If he's just in high school then there's still hope that he'll grow, right...?
Or is he already an adult?

西川hydeには歌唱力がある ジャニタレに歌唱力なんてあるわけない Nishikawa and hyde have singing talent.
There's no way that Johnny talents have that sort of ability.

30 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:59:37.87 ID:9cem/OYO0.net

今年21歳ならもう伸びないよ If he's turning 21 this year then he won't be growing up anymore

17 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:55:09.70 ID:KJMPmb4L0.net

10年後とか悲惨だろ… Life must be so tragic 10 years later...

22 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:56:19.17 ID:a8IQ7e0M0.net

身長低い奴はオッサンになったあとが悲惨Short people are pitiable once they become old men

23 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:56:26.25 ID:DIpipkt50.net

キモタコも蚊取りもそんなもんやろBut KimuTako and Katori are of just about the same height, right?http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/43491635/smap31.jpg

36 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:01:58.82 ID:UvPZcHQx0.net

>>23

香取は180前後あるだろ。
長身の観月ありさとドラマ共演してた時、充分つりあうタッパがあったから。
中居は小さい。160半ばぐらい？ Katori's around 180.
He didn't seem too short next to the tall Alisa Mizuki when they were together in a drama.
Nakai is small, though. Maybe in the mid-160s?

27 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:58:30.31 ID:XPwqygJW0.net

でもしばらく見ない間にイケメンに成長したな
昔追っかけのホモとファミレスで１対１で話し合って解決とかなかったっけBut after not seeing him for quite some time, he sure has grown into an ikemen.
Didn't he have an incident before when he talked to this gay stalker who was after him at a family restaurant and settled the score?http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/aruaru01/31739332.jpeg

74 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:27:08.36 ID:guvLnjfe0.net

ホモに粘着ストーカーされてた奴だっけ？ The guy who was persistently stalked by a homo?

28 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 16:58:37.77 ID:bCuP8woE0.net

ここの事務所は子供を顔だけで選ぶからこうなる This agency only chooses boys based on their faces so this is what happens

32 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:00:22.19 ID:+80k5HWg0.net

父親が体操選手だからしゃーないわなCan't be helped since his dad's a gymnasthttp://rubese.net/twisoq/img/e8f4569f92d5777d4a0d02c5b6a38a89.jpg

138 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:27:29.76 ID:+7cd9N3g0.net

お父さんが体操のメダリストなの？
へえOh, his dad's a medalist in gymnastics?
Whoa.

33 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:00:34.59 ID:hPA0ABy+O.net

1知念＝159cmか 1 Chinen = 159cm, huh

34 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:01:09.26 ID:FChQQkcT0.net

他のジャニーがデカく見えるからいいれす At least he makes the other Johnny members look tall

35 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:01:27.82 ID:yllufxYD0.net

159って事は155くらいだろうね 松潤と並んでもちょっの差がありすぎ If he's listed at 159 then his actual height is probably just 155.
Even beside MatsuJun, the difference looked evident.

39 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:03:27.11 ID:wWKVhtYv0.net

男で160ないと、コンプレックスになるだろうな Height must be your complex when you're a man and you aren't at least 160cm tall

48 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:08:48.90 ID:A0q/s3j/0.net

>>39

170あってもあるわ 175は欲しかった You'd have that complex even at 170cm.
I wanted to at least stand 175cm tall.

41 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:04:27.42 ID:yllufxYD0.net

この顔イケメンとか正気かよ Are you serious in saying that this face is an ikemen's?

43 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:07:24.00 ID:rtVLTSWp0.net

大丈夫だ、俺は149、39kgだ。 No worries, I stand 149cm and weigh 39kg.

46 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:08:23.76 ID:JjGslS6l0.net

160くらうのマチャアキと並んで5cmくらい低かったから159は嘘だねHe was about 5cm smaller than the 160cm Machaaki so 159 must be a liehttp://i.imgur.com/tQLEoq4.jpg

50 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です：2014/06/21(土) 17:17:49.60 ID:m8XVleq3F

ハイドより長身だと思えば気にしなくなるよHe won't be bothered about it that much if he just thinks that he's taller than hydehttp://livedoor.blogimg.jp/spon_me/imgs/7/1/71c94151-s.jpg

60 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:18:04.36 ID:3OXYd3mw0.net

公称が159なら、実際は1ハイドだろｗ If he's listed at 159, then his actual size must be 1 hyde

79 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:30:30.49 ID:G2+RZl9XO.net

1.019hydeですね So he's 1.019 hydes, huh

88 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:36:49.75 ID:8RFuPAKF0.net

1ハイド超えてるなら顔面偏差値次第だろ If he's over one hyde then it'll depend on his facial score

211 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 21:02:57.14 ID:MWySEUyN0.net

hyde「…」

284 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/22(日) 01:03:46.49 ID:qf9LNF2Q0.net

hyde+3cm

318 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/22(日) 02:43:17.29 ID:I9vvgYYJ0.net

HYDEもそうだけど体型のバランスがいいと単体だと小さく見えないよね。
This is true with HYDE too, but if your overall body balance is good then you actually won't look too small when you're by yourself.

373 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/22(日) 05:50:28.34 ID:JOOWG5Dy0.net

hydeも見習え！ Follow hyde's example!

423 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/22(日) 09:05:20.08 ID:Z3EjgNhi0.net

自称で159って言うぐらいだから多分155ぐらいだろｗ If he's claiming that he's 159, then he's probably just 155cm w

424 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/22(日) 09:06:10.69 ID:Z3EjgNhi0.net

0.9936hyde

548 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/23(月) 12:55:23.58 ID:6v6XT8yL0.net

メダリストの父が1hydeくらいしかないんだから仕方ない
女になったら可愛いだろうねｗ Can't be helped since his medalist dad is just 1 hyde tall.
He would've probably been cute if he was born a girl.

51 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:14:01.14 ID:6fZg8U9D0.net

ジャニーズは背が低い人のほうが人気出てるイメージがある There's this impression that smaller Johnny's talents become more popular

53 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:15:16.21 ID:HsmKOMDc0.net

人気あるからいいだろ Nothing wrong here since he's popular

58 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:17:28.20 ID:Cfh5lYWd0.net

嵐は全員170cm超え、相葉松本は175cm超え
10年前に見たプロフィールではこうなってたな、確か Everyone in Arashi is over 170cm, while Aiba and Matsumoto are over 175cm.
IIRC, this is what I saw in their profiles 10 years ago.

124 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:13:41.57 ID:tACuE/AZ0.net

>>58

ジャニーズのタレントなんて全員事務所ぐるみで身長のサバ読みやってるからそんなもん当てにならないよ
実際は嵐で一番背の高い相葉でちょうどジャスト１７０ぐらい 二宮や大野なんて奇形チビどもは間違いなく１５０ｃｍ台後半から１６０ｃｍ台前半だろうな これは周りの俳優とかと比べて見ても明らか Everyone in Johnny's have been faking their heights so you really can't count on that.
In actuality, even the tallest member in Arashi who's Aiba-kun is probably just 170cm tall.
The 2 malformed squirts Ninomiya and Ohno are undoubtedly around high 150s to low 160s.
This all becomes evident especially when you compare them with the other actors around them.

知念は可愛い容姿とバランスも悪くないが大人の男にイメチェンは厳しそうだが>>1さすがいい顔してるな 知念 I think Johnny's fans don't look at these guys as the opposites sex (men), but more like things to adore, or mascots which they can fantasize about. Same goes with Takarazuka and figure skating.
Nagase has always been at the forefront, is popular enough, and is really cool and dashing as a real man.
Even all these young actors these days are pretty tall.
Nagase and Matsuoka can act and play instruments, and are really manly.
Regardless if they're Johnny's talents or not, they're still well known and liked, and have grown up quite well as adults.

Chinen has cute looks and he's actually well balanced, but it might be difficult for him to shift his image to that of an adult man. But looking at >>1, Chinen really does have a nice looking face.

69 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:22:30.09 ID:S73wH45Y0.net

ちびでもいいじゃんNothing wrong even if he's small

70 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:22:54.83 ID:n0kXRWWe0.net

女装しなさい Go cross-dress

81 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:31:31.64 ID:kpOQ2dfBI.net

頑張れチビ助 ジャニーズブランドがあれば チビ助でも長身美女選り取り見取り Do your best squirty.
As long as you've got the Johnny's brand, even a squirty can collect and select from tall beauties.

83 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:32:45.23 ID:BjflcPlsO.net

正直でよろしい。応援するわGood that he's honest. I'll be rooting for him.

89 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:38:14.37 ID:7aX4XYbI0.net

爽やかな記事癒されるSuch a pleasant article, this comforts me

90 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:41:22.59 ID:7Yg7X4wh0.net

170しかないくせに175って嘘つくキムタクよりずっとマシだぞ知念 Hey Chinen, that's much better that KimuTaku who lies and says that he's 175cm even if he's only 170cm tall

ジャニタレって付加価値なけりゃただのクソチビ劣等種 Johnny's talents are just mere damn inferior squirts if not for that added value that comes with the brand

100 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:46:37.01 ID:zoKQDBru0.net

堂本剛なんかも１６０くらいだろ
岡田とかもそうだけどジャニーズはガキの頃から働かされてるからみんなチビ Even Tsuyoshi Doumoto's about 160cm, right?
This is also true with Okada, but those Johnny's talents who have been working hard since they were kids are all squirts.

107 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:51:05.73 ID:QTUO4oq80.net

159センチか いいな 子供料金使い放題じゃねえか 159 cm, huh.
I'm so jelly.
That means he only has to pay for children's fare all the time.

109 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:53:26.93 ID:Z8sNjna30.net

ま、159のクソチビだろうがお前らの1000000000億倍くらいモテるからどうでもいいやろな He may be a 159cm squirt, but he's 10000000000-million times more popular with the ladies compared to you guys

139 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:27:44.51 ID:OBfLIvhi0.net

>>109

どうでもいいがお前、頭の悪そうな数字の使い方だなw Whatever, but the way you use numbers is pretty dumb w

111 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 17:55:12.04 ID:ryPGSwH20.net

日本女性の平均身長とたいして変わらんな そりゃあ嫌だろうな It's not that different from a Japanese woman's average height.
I guess he really wouldn't want that.

121 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:11:44.24 ID:knxnYSj/I.net

ジャニーズは親までみて両親の身長が高すぎると落とされる チビが多いのはそう選んでるからなんだよ Johnny's even takes the height of the parents into consideration and will drop the talents if they're too tall.
That's the reason why there are a lot of shorties in there.

125 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:13:48.40 ID:4b4mG1fl0.net

気にすんな知念君、ハゲやデブよりだいぶマシだ Don't you worry Chinen-kun, that's still much better than being a baldie or a fattie.

133 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:20:07.34 ID:QTUO4oq80.net

>>125

たしかにハゲでチビはあまりいないな
禿でデブはよく見かけるけど Now that you mentioned it, there's not that many bald shorties out there.
I see a lot of bald fatties, though

173 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 19:22:03.28 ID:GgDcyBMb0.net

>>133

おっとＮ居君の悪口は……Whoops, badmouthing N-(aka)i kun is...

131 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:17:16.55 ID:zmW/dbqMO.net

ドワーフ Dwarf

134 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:22:09.62 ID:OWOZ0zUc0.net

こういう男性って足のサイズ何センチなんだろう
なんだかそれがいつもすごく気になる
ていうか松下奈緒や杏って足何センチなんだろう I wonder what the foot sizes of guys like these are.
I've always been curious about that.
And I wonder how big Nao Matsushita's and Anne's feet are.

136 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:24:22.12 ID:wmSjGdbT0.net

自分より小さい男とは結婚出来ないわ I don't want to marry a man who's smaller than me

141 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:30:51.05 ID:8VuJDQqk0.net

口にしないだけで女は言うほど高身長好きじゃないと思うんだけど 小さい男子可愛いよ I think women just keep silent about it, but they really don't like tall men as much as they're made out to be.
Small boys are cute.

155 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:43:15.57 ID:dofDOANO0.net

身長スレは荒れるがハゲスレは荒れないThreads about height end up becoming a mess, but that's not true with threads about being bald

163 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 18:57:49.27 ID:v+jJgRUI0.net

俺は156ｃｍしかないけど、音楽の才能があるからな I only stand 156cm, but I've got talent in music

185 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 20:04:32.56 ID:bvFMF//LO.net

成長ホルモンを止める注射を打たれたのかな？
ジャニ社長は小さい男の子を好きだから。Was he injected with something that will stunt his growth hormones?
That's because president Johnny loves small men.

186 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 20:05:07.72 ID:RRl3Qdcq0.net

可愛い顔してんなジャニーのお気に入りだろうHe's got a cute face, must be Johnny-san's favorite

183 ：名無しさん＠恐縮です＠＼(^o^)／：2014/06/21(土) 19:59:31.52 ID:zlAqGAAg0.net

チビだからジャニなのか ジャニだからチビなのか So is he in Johnny's because he's a chibi?
Or is he a chibi because he's in Johnny's?