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No, He Didn’t…

Yes, he did.

Yesterday morning while checking my WordPress mobile app, I noticed the blog had reached 7,499 followers. (In my best Elvis Presley voice: Thank-you, thank-you-very-much!) I wanted to get a screen shot when it hit 7,500 but didn’t feel like hovering over my laptop refreshing the screen every minute or two until it happened. I mean, really. How incredibly vain would that be?

So I did something even more incredibly vain and became my 7,500th follower. And before you roll your eyes in disgust, here’s my rationalization reasoning: Now I can see what everyone is getting in their inboxes when I post something new, which might prove to be helpful. Or not. In any case, thanks again…

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.