Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I keep going back and forth with using OkCupid...and then I get messages like this that make me wonder why I'm even bothering:

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you have great tits! No, wait. That was wrong. Lemme try again. Are you from tennessee-- WANNA FUCK?! Nononono shit I messed up again. Okay. Okay. Are you from Tennessee, cause YOURE SUPER FUCKING HOT OKAY?! dammit im no good at these!"

*sigh* And I wonder why I keep holding out hope for online dating! :-|

Side note: if any males on here want a female opinion on your OKC profile, get in touch! Often when I'm browsing, I see guys who seem pretty cool but just don't know how to effectively showcase it, and I think I could help. If I can't get myself someone on there, I'd at least like to help other people find someone!

"If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by amandabomb

I keep going back and forth with using OkCupid...and then I get messages like this that make me wonder why I'm even bothering:

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you have great tits! No, wait. That was wrong. Lemme try again. Are you from tennessee-- WANNA FUCK?! Nononono shit I messed up again. Okay. Okay. Are you from Tennessee, cause YOURE SUPER FUCKING HOT OKAY?! dammit im no good at these!"

*sigh* And I wonder why I keep holding out hope for online dating! :-|

Side note: if any males on here want a female opinion on your OKC profile, get in touch! Often when I'm browsing, I see guys who seem pretty cool but just don't know how to effectively showcase it, and I think I could help. If I can't get myself someone on there, I'd at least like to help other people find someone!

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Icey, stay with me here because I'm not wanting to be a dick. This is fascinating, and it's causing me to develop theories. Is it possible that, since you've never had sex, there's a fear that you wouldn't be very good at it the first time you do have it? So maybe you're putting it on a pedestal, and fear could be factoring in?

I've had a good amount of sex over the years, and my skills are barely passable. So rest easy.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I was almost going to post a picture of Antonio Banderas, but then I found out he was Spanish....

Also Icey - you mentioned you watch a lot of porn, so I don't think the notion of you getting a hooker is a bad idea.

Do you know how many guys who love to have had a woman knew how to please them as their first? Rather than a quiet awkward few minutes ending with a grunt, shudder and applying all your body weight on a girl who is wondering if this is what her sex life will be like if she continues to see you.

And if the whole hooker thing turns you off, just remember, call girls are people too.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by HotHamWater

Icey, stay with me here because I'm not wanting to be a dick. This is fascinating, and it's causing me to develop theories. Is it possible that, since you've never had sex, there's a fear that you wouldn't be very good at it the first time you do have it? So maybe you're putting it on a pedestal, and fear could be factoring in?

I think he's responded to these sort of theoretical queries in some detail a few months ago. The whole not wanting to do anything remotely aggressive during the first date makes very little sense to me though. Though I tend not to even know someone's remotely interested in me until I'm being mauled.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I have a question for you guys... I met a guy and I think I really like him. We have our first date on Thursday. Not usually my normal type. But we have the same birthday, just two years apart. Is that weird?

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by amma_sol

I have a question for you guys... I met a guy and I think I really like him. We have our first date on Thursday. Not usually my normal type. But we have the same birthday, just two years apart. Is that weird?

You should cancel your date because it's bad luck to date someone that shares the same birthday as you.