Favourite Movies

Chicken Run - A chilling tale of a concentration camp for chickens. Very moving but perhaps too chilling for the chicks amongst us.Chicken Little - A very intelligent Science Fiction about alien invasion and how just one chicken can save the world.The Egg and I - A classic about chicken's raising a human couple on a farm.

@Johro said: I've seen it. It was some decent all-over-the-place humor is a fun-sized bucket

This type of "humour" is highly offensive to my poultry brethren and I. KFC is an evil cult of mass-genocide and the Colonel is the Anti-Chick himself. Many of my friends and family died to fill your buckets of so called crispy goodness. I sure hope that my Uncle Georgie tasted "finger lickin'"good in your murderous, carnivorous mouth, you son of a fox!

@Cockerel said: This type of "humour" is highly offensive to my poultry brethren and I. KFC is an evil cult of mass-genocide and the Colonel is the Anti-Chick himself. Many of my friends and family died to fill your buckets of so called crispy goodness. I sure hope that my Uncle Georgie tasted "finger lickin'"good in your murderous, carnivorous mouth, you son of a fox!

If it's such a crime to like to eat chicken, then why do you guys taste so good?

@Alcoremortis said: If it's such a crime to like to eat chicken, then why do you guys taste so good?

You know what they say you humans taste of don't you? And yet I don't see you eating each other! If I had the opposable thumbs, teeth and intestinal tract required to eat you then I still wouldn't. That's what makes me the bigger cock I guess.