Teens Think They Have the Biggest Penis

Teen news asked, and you the people answered. Who has the biggest dick? Well, me of course

The competition was fierce, but it turns out America really
knows the truth here. Who would’ve guessed I have a bigger dick than Barack Obama
AND Lady Gaga? I mean, I figured my piece is bigger than the president’s
because let’s be real, he’s only half black. But Gaga? I always thought she
would out man me! Looks like my years of jelqing have really paid off. This
truly is an honor, and I thank you all greatly for understanding how truly impressive my genitalia is. Also ladies, hmu