ABOUT FOURCHINNIGAN PRODUCTIONS-
Fourchinnigan Productions is the multimedia empire of
one man. Its roots are deep. Read more below:

BIRTH OF FOURCHINNIGAN:
The inception of Fourchinnigan Productions is a hazy
morass of past entities. This story begins during my
senior year of high school (late 1994-early 1995). A
couple of my friends who were musically-inclined decided
to start the worst band they could compile with the
ludicrous misnomer: Sparkely Vagina. Thus, myself along
with a few other friends who also had no musical abilities
joined. Appropriately, we were all to have alter-egos.
In the beginning: there were six- Merle Bacon, Zorphamackx,
Fourchinnigan, M.C. Foreskin, Selloutagus Buzzbandophagus
(or Selloutophagus Buzzbandagus), and Dix Biggzly. Later,
there would be other lackluster additions to replace
various members.

CREATION OF THE NAME FOURCHINNIGAN:There is no true reason...
besides perhaps subconscious machinations. Merle Bacon
was creating a flier for the future shows we would play
(In the end there were all of 4-and this can be debated
depending upon one's definition of "play"
or "show"), and I yet to have a name. It was,
although known from the beginning that I would wear
a bag on my head. Merle asked me for a name and the
first words to come out were- Fourchinnigan: The Hidden
Face of Beffudlement. Fourchinnigan stuck, the superfluous
words faded away, and my alter-ego was born.

EVOLUTION OF A SUPER FORCE:

SPARKELY PRODUCTIONS MANIFESTS:Seeing as Sparkely Vagina
had but three members with any form of musical knowledge
and six or more members at any given time, it was destined
that we would attempt to branch out in other directions.
The fact that we all wore costumes and had stage-names
only contributed to this further. With a Hi-8 video
camera and overzealous imaginations we began the process
of creating Sparkely Vagina: The Movie- a 2 1/2 hour
phallus-ridden spectacle sharing the story of the super-beings
which composed this mockery of a band as they attempted
to save Earth from the intergalactic Chroma-cock which
had destroyed their home planet. Needless to say, it
was never completed nor was the band ever intended to
actually play music in the movie. As we decided to branch
out with more movies (all considerably shorter and equally
non-sensical) Sparkley Productions was born.

BIRTH OF FOURCHINNIGAN PRODUCTIONS:During the days of Sparkley
Productions, we produced roughly 30 or so short movies,
many of which were never completed and even more which
never moved beyond some semblance of a script. As I
moved away to college and began to see the Sparkely
crew less and less, it seemed foolish to continue using
the name Sparkley Productions for my sole ventures.
Thus, maintaining the name Fourchinnigan- I decided
to found Fourchinnigan Productions: an all-encompassing
one-man company where all my interests could be exploited.
Having finally purchased a computer in January of 2000
and becoming smitten with flash, I decided to tackle
the internet. Fourchinnigan Productions popped up on
a few various banner-drowning free-sites in various
incarnations. In February of 2001, I finally purchased
the fourchinnigan.com domain giving Fourchinnigan Productions
its current home.