Eve’s Waterfall Of Weave

Look at that cascading magnificence flowing down the side of Eve‘s head here at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors. We have much love for the sexy, paw-print-sporting rapper who showed up on the red carpet for the event rocking…what would you call that? A side faux-hawk? I’m not sure, but I heart this rapper and former UPN star and I’m actually kind of sad that there don’t seem to be any profile shots of this improbable hairdo.

NOSTALGIA ALERT! Check out our exclusive interview with Eve from last year’s VMAs. She managed to coordinate her outfit to her electronic ankle monitor.

Music recycling enthusiastKid Rock was there too, shaking hands with Luke Campbell. Just imagining the STDs shared between these two man-sluts is enough to make me want to schedule a pap smear–just to be safe.

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Look at that cascading magnificence flowing down the side of Eve‘s
head here at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors. We have much love for the sexy,
paw-print-sporting rapper who showed up on the red carpet for the event
rocking…what would you call that? A side faux-hawk? I’m not sure, but
I heart this rapper and former UPN star and I’m actually kind of sad
that there don’t seem to be any profile shots of this improbable hairdo.NOSTALGIA ALERT! Check out our exclusive interview with Eve from last year’s VMAs. She managed to coordinate her outfit to her electronic ankle monitor. Music recycling enthusiastKid Rock was there too, shaking hands with Luke Campbell. Just imagining the STDs shared between these two man-sluts is enough to make me want to schedule a pap smear–just to be safe.Flavor Flav was there and looking predictably ridiculous. Cee-Lo was obviously freezing and Nicole Murphy and Michael Strahan appear to still be doing their thing.Check out all 30 photos of VH1 Hip Hop Honors in the gallery!

I saw Eve in person just a couple months ago at the Miami Airport. She is FLAWLESS, even after a flight! Meanwhile I looked like a bedraggled cow who’d just dropped my suitcase on my toe. But yeah she was just chilling directly behind me at the baggage carousel waiting for her bag, and I happened to turn around and notice her and said to my friends “that chick looks like Eve.” Then we saw the tell-tale paw prints. She was just clicking away on her Blackberry.