To hold you over till I get my hands on some good Halloween pictures:
My friend's birthday. We got him some fun presents (my present, a bottle of Absolut, not pictured)
http://n.facebook.com/n/08/50/n8110128_9175008_3767.jpg
Party at Albany with a friend
http://n.facebook.com/n/68/33/n16108923_9393368_285.jpg

bd007h

10-31-2005, 07:57 PM

The girls in those pictures are hot, especially the one on the right in the first pic.

platinumpt

10-31-2005, 08:36 PM

You're an idiot. I posted, then they brought up the conversation of whether or not it was a 'pwn'. Now don't speak unless you know what you say is right or relevent
Wtf? You're contradicting yourself all the time (I forgot you're a pesky little kid, after all). You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Will you just take a look at this dialogue between you and me a few days ago:

Dude (YOU) why don't you mind your own business? The other day we (me and TTiG) were discussing in OTHER thread, in which he said he lost his battery recharger for his digital camera... so now I was just kind of "congratulating" him. It wasn't sarcasm. Stop being nosy, goddammit.

I replied this way, after one of the brightest posts you've ever made, in which you said something directed to me like "Fuck you. bla bla bla", because you decided to mess around in a dialogue only between me and TTiG.
Then, of course, you replied again:

This place is public. Therefore, it is my business. Every post you make is everyone's business.
So how the fuck can you use that statement you used as an argument? You said exactly the opposite a few days ago. And your reply was totally insignificant, and out of context. How more stupid can you get? You still have a lot of brains to grow inside your head (hopefully haha).

In case you want to witness your own stupidity, here's the link:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=597276&highlight=Fuck#post597276

HornyPope

10-31-2005, 08:54 PM

Sarah is the kind of pirate you want to ram your boat and take you her captive. Hey, do you have a female first-mate who can watch us have sex?

RedXIII

10-31-2005, 08:59 PM

A few days ago? That was over a week ago. Also, don't talk to me anymore. If you're dumb enough to think I started a conversation about whether or not I 'pwned' someone, especially when I never even said anything about me having 'pwned' whoever, then your opinion, thoughts, etc. mean nothing to me. As you aren't observant enough.

the offsprings monkey: stop posting your gay assed pictures. we've seen what you look like too many times. stop it. and its annoying when you post a photo more than once hoping to garner the attention people didn't give you the first time you posted it. and blurred images aren't interesting either, so please stop posting them.

platinumpt

10-31-2005, 09:10 PM

Well.... hum.... by the way, Ash, to be honest I think you posted that "playa" pic before! ... :confused:

RedXIII

10-31-2005, 09:11 PM

Attention whoring is fun. :D

Offspring7

10-31-2005, 09:12 PM

the offsprings monkey: stop posting your gay assed pictures. we've seen what you look like too many times. stop it. and its annoying when you post a photo more than once hoping to garner the attention people didn't give you the first time you posted it. and blurred images aren't interesting either, so please stop posting them.

i'm sorry i yelled. i don't take it back but i could have said it more nicely. i'm just in an unhappy mood today.

RedXIII

10-31-2005, 09:15 PM

Yelled? There wasn't a single exclamation point, stupid.

the_offsprings_monkey

10-31-2005, 09:15 PM

the offsprings monkey: stop posting your gay assed pictures. we've seen what you look like too many times. stop it. and its annoying when you post a photo more than once hoping to garner the attention people didn't give you the first time you posted it. and blurred images aren't interesting either, so please stop posting them.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh god, shut up lol, your photo's are just SO much better aint they, if I want to photo whore myself I will and just to piss you off im going to post some random photo of my arm.
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8060/picture20sx.jpg

the_offsprings_monkey

10-31-2005, 09:16 PM

Well.... hum.... by the way, Ash, to be honest I think you posted that "playa" pic before! ... :confused:
If it was posted it would have been by kim mate, I never posted it before lol.

Offspring7

10-31-2005, 09:17 PM

thats been posted before as well.

Offspring7

10-31-2005, 09:17 PM

If it was posted it would have been by kim mate, I never posted it before lol.

yeah. ya did.

platinumpt

10-31-2005, 09:18 PM

Ash, me loves ya, playa.

RedXIII

10-31-2005, 09:19 PM

Shut up. He can post his same goddam pictures as much as he wants. It's a free goddam board.

the_offsprings_monkey

10-31-2005, 09:22 PM

Damn what photos ain't been posted before... ummm let me look.
Oh my leg which has served me well on the footy team
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5738/picture152ps.jpg
Some hair found on my pillow (IDK WHO'S HAIR THIS IS)
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6271/picture196us.jpg
My ice skating certificate
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9056/picture110bq.jpg

the_offsprings_monkey

10-31-2005, 09:24 PM

Me and my bitch harry potter
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3551/picture304we.jpg
My lucky 7 wrist band which I gave to my gurl
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8489/picture291vj.jpg

Human

10-31-2005, 09:24 PM

Your ice skating certificate? WTF?

the_offsprings_monkey

10-31-2005, 09:25 PM

I'm random lol

Human

10-31-2005, 09:31 PM

I'm random lol
And how are you random?
...Sorry...nobody is posting and it's getting really boring...

the_offsprings_monkey

10-31-2005, 09:32 PM

Cause I post random shit lol.

Human

10-31-2005, 09:34 PM

I suppose...you look like a guy in the Beatles...

sKratch

10-31-2005, 09:53 PM

The girls in those pictures are hot, especially the one on the right in the first pic.
Which one on the right? There's a few girls on the right :o

bd007h

10-31-2005, 10:05 PM

all the way to the right

sKratch

10-31-2005, 10:13 PM

We almost got together last semester but then she changed her mind. Probably a good idea because it could have been really weird.

bd007h

10-31-2005, 10:14 PM

does she live in New York?

sKratch

10-31-2005, 10:15 PM

Long Island.
I was actually in Rochester this past weekend.

bd007h

10-31-2005, 10:16 PM

cool. Rochester gets kinda boring though when you've lived there for 19 years

Meh, I just realised I fucked up the url for Iz's and mine video. Here it is:

Video of Iz & me being cute (http://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=08J9GFSM42EFZ21A666QM7UQ9V)
that is rather fucked up

the_offsprings_monkey

11-01-2005, 10:10 AM

that is rather fucked up
Is it teh pr0n

Original prankstA

11-01-2005, 10:19 AM

Is it teh pr0n
no.................

HeadAroundU

11-01-2005, 10:26 AM

What's helpful about quoting photos of girls, you're just a sad pathetic pervert.
That's your opinion........................................... ..............
.................................................. ...infinitely small opinion.
Are you jealous? Do you hate me?
because I talked to Kim?
Now you are HERO.
Kim, do him blowjob!

HeadAroundU

11-01-2005, 10:29 AM

Oooh, 1565 looks extremely hawt in that one!
but what about a saber?

Isolated Fury

11-01-2005, 10:32 AM

I'd beat you both up for the non-macho and un-orthodox and anti-male way of expressing yourself at a sight of a fellow male picture if I didn't think it was sooooooooooooooooooo cute.
See? I told you it was cute.

Me in freezing Gloucestershire.
The depression is so intense. Maybe i should join in with Duracell's emo thing.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/totallooser/ultimatedepression.jpg
But when i do smile, the camera makes my face bright white.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/totallooser/smile.jpg

the_GoDdEsS

11-01-2005, 12:10 PM

The first picture of you Sophie is cute, even though it looks sad.

RedXIII

11-01-2005, 01:08 PM

Me in freezing Gloucestershire.
The depression is so intense. Maybe i should join in with Duracell's emo thing.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/totallooser/ultimatedepression.jpg
But when i do smile, the camera makes my face bright white.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/totallooser/smile.jpg
For the first picture, all I can think of is 'wow' and the words before and after it.

Try not being so close to the camera when you smile? Assuming you were really close when the picture was taken.

Izie

11-01-2005, 01:36 PM

So a big fuck you (in teh butt) to Iz and her nudes. (Send me more please. ktxbye.)

Anytime baby :p

Kerr

11-01-2005, 01:55 PM

Me in freezing Gloucestershire.
The depression is so intense. Maybe i should join in with Duracell's emo thing.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/totallooser/ultimatedepression.jpg

Nice pic. Snd unlucky you - it's cold here but the sun comes out every now and then, and it's hardly freezing. Then again, even recently, Loughborough has had mild weather.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/ggthrtjyrjhdj.jpg
I love that red fade effect in that picture.

memento

11-01-2005, 02:02 PM

I saw that Tizz/Iz video. I wanna give you both a big hug too!

notoriousdoc

11-01-2005, 02:09 PM

I suggest Sofie gets a numb journal

Izie

11-01-2005, 02:10 PM

I saw that Tizz/Iz video. I wanna give you both a big hug too!

And then play war?

memento

11-01-2005, 02:15 PM

Yeah we'd totally get some water pistols and pellet guns, but we'd have to watch black hawk down first to get into the mood. Then I can shout RRRR PPPP GGG!

Izie

11-01-2005, 02:23 PM

Ew, war movies. At least pick a good one, and not those gay patriotic ones, they make me wanna throw up.

memento

11-01-2005, 02:25 PM

OK lets be really gay! we could watch gone with the wind and then play war?

TheUnholyNightbringer

11-01-2005, 02:26 PM

Ew, war movies. At least pick a good one, and not those gay patriotic ones, they make me wanna throw up.

Watch Downfall and you'll never say "ew" to war movies ever again.

Izie

11-01-2005, 02:31 PM

OK lets be really gay! we could watch gone with the wind and then play war?

If I watch that I'll go all EEEEEEEEE and hyper, so yeah, works.

Watch Downfall and you'll never say "ew" to war movies ever again.

I have, I was refering to the gay patriotic war movies. Some good ones have been made, sure, but most just... Suck.

«_ºßäß¥_Ðëvilº_»

11-01-2005, 02:32 PM

Haha awww thats a classic that is.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/crazy_offspring_gal/mepumpkin.jpg
^ my pumpkin I done! its really cool! (yes its ment to be a cat :p )

I love that!!!
I didn't get one :(

the_offsprings_monkey

11-01-2005, 02:33 PM

That's your opinion........................................... ..............
.................................................. ...infinitely small opinion.
Are you jealous? Do you hate me?
because I talked to Kim?
Now you are HERO.
Kim, do him blowjob!
Jealous cause you talked to Kim... umm yea why would I be jealous of your ATTEMPT to talk to her?

the_offsprings_monkey

11-01-2005, 02:37 PM

I love that!!!
I didn't get one :(
Me an kim posted them photos ya wnted.
EDIT: your pm box is full.

«_ºßäß¥_Ðëvilº_»

11-01-2005, 02:39 PM

Me an kim posted them photos ya wnted.
EDIT: your pm box is full.

I saw them and commented them thanks.....Awwwww at the kissy kissy one!
And I like the emo hair :p
My PM box is empty!

yeah now i definitely did. and yes, tank apparently was badass for the people who were making the shirts.

ninthlayer

11-02-2005, 01:55 AM

Ninth, how tall are you?
Short, that's how tall I (5'6" or 5'7").

And Offspring7, you really didn't have to post your heinous and oversized photos twice, it's bad enough that bd007h had to quote all three of them to amount to a total of nine photos of your hideous visage on my screen. Learn how to resize/be practical.

Obie2trice

11-02-2005, 02:20 AM

Look out for Obie`s halloween photo`s soon

SkyRocker

11-02-2005, 05:15 AM

Tiphani - You look like you're in war with make-up, it's nice.
Sophie - What about coming near a 30 degrees beach scenery ? Anyway, you look really sweet in those pics, especially with that "angel" feature in the second one.

Punky Dudess

11-02-2005, 10:39 AM

fankoo, flo. though the "angel" thing was not intentional. : /
anyway, more pictures although i'm going to apologise in advance in case my "picture whoring" upsets the lovely people here.

i have no comment for this picture.(apart from the fact i was completely insane to out in the cold with just a skimpy little top on.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/totallooser/4145.jpg
how hot do you wanna be girl?

Kerr

11-02-2005, 01:04 PM

Jesus christ, Sophie keeps surprising me :eek: Awesome pics.
Yeah, great pics, and damnit she is gorgeous. But jeez, the weather must me mild in my town compared to other places. I mean, it is November, and yet I didn't need to wear a jumper or a coat at all today.

RedXIII

11-02-2005, 01:08 PM

fankoo, flo. though the "angel" thing was not intentional. : /
anyway, more pictures although i'm going to apologise in advance in case my "picture whoring" upsets the lovely people here.

i have no comment for this picture.(apart from the fact i was completely insane to out in the cold with just a skimpy little top on.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/totallooser/4145.jpg
Oh my... :o

.:SMASH:.

11-02-2005, 01:09 PM

Oh my... :o
its pretty good aye

platinumpt

11-02-2005, 01:13 PM

Yeah, great pics. But jeez, the weather must me mild in my town compared to other places. I mean, it is November, and yet I didn't need to wear a jumper or a coat at all today.
Goddamn you, you lucky guy!!!! Today I had to wear my rain coat, and take my umbrella to work. AND I still got wet, even though I just had to cross one goddamn street (between my car and the entry door) :mad:

Kerr

11-02-2005, 01:14 PM

Goddamn you, you lucky guy!!!! Today I had to wear my rain coat, and take my umbrella to work. AND I still got wet, even though I just had to cross one goddamn street (between my car and the entry door) :mad:
Oh it rained a little bit, but was very light and dies down afterwards.

Anyways, back on topic......

RedXIII

11-02-2005, 01:19 PM

its pretty good aye
Well, I have to say that if molestation is such a problem, why the hell hasn't she been molested yet?
Meaning: She's so fucking hot, she's living proof that at least [where she lives] has a low molestation rate.

.:SMASH:.

11-02-2005, 01:20 PM

Well, I have to say that if molestation is such a problem, why the hell hasn't she been molested yet?
Meaning: She's so fucking hot, she's living proof that at least [where she lives] has a low molestation rate.
haha yeah...keep posting pics sophie

JoY

11-03-2005, 03:42 AM

Well making sandwiches is quite cool.
*raises eyebrow* no it isn't.

JoY

11-03-2005, 03:53 AM

Iz & Tizz; do I really even need to say anything. *rolls on floor uncontrolably* HONKS!

I swear to gay I'm not God.
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/camwhore/falcon.jpg
My rommate did a damn good Gambit
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/camwhore/gambit.jpg
U of Albany likes doing what we call a naked point.
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/camwhore/nakedpoint.jpg

Aimeht

11-03-2005, 01:39 PM

Uhm, sKratch...

Tizzalicious

11-03-2005, 01:44 PM

Hahahahahahahahhaha.

Sex?

sKratch

11-03-2005, 01:46 PM

The top picture is me... dressed as Captain Falcon (http://www.nintelligent.net/media_c/38/051303_fzero_falcon.jpg) for halloween. The second is my roommate dressed as Gambit (http://membres.lycos.fr/wolverine/gambit.gif). Our Ultimate team went as superheros. The bottom picture is NOT my school. But they're naked on the field of play.

coke_a_holic

11-03-2005, 01:48 PM

sKratch, you make this thread worth checking out every once in a while.

HornyPope

11-03-2005, 01:49 PM

That's a very nice package, Skratch, but I smell something artificial.

sKratch

11-03-2005, 01:55 PM

sKratch, you make this thread worth checking out every once in a while.
I think you've actually said that on more than one occassion... at least someone did? I appreciate it :*

Vlad - You can't even see my package :[ The spandex doesn't ride my crotch enough. I did consider sock-stuffing for a while though. It looked hilarious.

And tizz: THe answer to your question is, quite simply, yes.

coke_a_holic

11-03-2005, 02:00 PM

I might have said it once before; if I did, it's because I'm sick of the "here are a few pictures of me sitting at my computer!" thing.

sKratch

11-03-2005, 02:01 PM

oh i can put up a ton of those
actually... i can't :| CAUSE I ONLY TAKE SUPERCOOL PICTUers!@

<<Angry Kid>>

11-03-2005, 02:10 PM

hm I'm pondering whether to put up pictures, if anyone wants some say so but it wont be today, I'll try to make them especially hot but we'll see :p

crazy_offspring_gal

11-03-2005, 02:12 PM

hm I'm pondering whether to put up pictures, if anyone wants some say so but it wont be today, I'll try to make them especially hot but we'll see :p
Ooh post some. I'v always wonderd what you look'd like!

Ok I know I shouldn't but I'm going to post some random arm photo I just took the other night.

the_offsprings_monkey

11-05-2005, 10:09 PM

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/4003/picture328pv.jpg

That_Guy91

11-05-2005, 10:10 PM

that was completely random. congrats.

the_offsprings_monkey

11-05-2005, 10:11 PM

that was completely random. congrats.
I know :D (ten letters)

Offspring-Fanatic

11-05-2005, 10:27 PM

dude my biceps are bigger than that. not really but pretty close. i do a lot of push ups...and i play volleyball so i serve and hit and stuff with my right arm

the_offsprings_monkey

11-05-2005, 10:29 PM

dude my biceps are bigger than that. not really but pretty close. i do a lot of push ups...and i play volleyball so i serve and hit and stuff with my right arm
You do know vollyball makes your tits sag right?

the_offsprings_monkey

11-05-2005, 10:29 PM

It also fucks up a guys happysack.

Offspring-Fanatic

11-05-2005, 10:30 PM

You do know vollyball makes your tits sag right?

wtf???????? how is that possible?

Offspring-Fanatic

11-05-2005, 10:30 PM

and its not like ill be playing until im 45. perhaps through college and im done

Italia311

11-05-2005, 10:31 PM

all the jumping...they stretch....

this is no longer a pic thread..there are no pics...

the_offsprings_monkey

11-05-2005, 11:16 PM

Ok so its pics you wnt hay *looks for some on his computer*

sKratch

11-06-2005, 12:07 AM

Rick you're a fucking cocksucking faggot.

And...

sKratch...i liked that picture of the naked guys playing ultimate.

ricky....your costume was absolutely great. very original.

...I am in possession of a different version of that picture.

JohnnyNemesis

11-06-2005, 12:09 AM

Rick you're a fucking cocksucking faggot.

lolz, u got that rite1! wanna cum join me in being gayz?

Sam, how about now? Sex me up.

Oh, and before anyone asks why the text on my shirt reads properly even though I took the picture in the mirror: I flipped the image over in Photoshop or some photo-editing program.

sKratch

11-06-2005, 12:11 AM

Alcohol is bad for you. Good for me though, cause you don't ask me to lube it when you're drunk.

the_offsprings_monkey

11-06-2005, 12:12 AM

Rick you're a fucking cocksucking faggot.

Why is he? I think he pwns yo ass anyday.

coke_a_holic

11-06-2005, 12:13 AM

Why is he? I think he pwns yo ass anyday.
I'm going to rub my eyes, and read that again. If it still says what I read the first time, I'm just going to start weeping.

Me: =`(

sKratch

11-06-2005, 12:15 AM

If my digital camera had batteries in it I'd take a picture of my nut for that guy with a name so dumb I don't even want to type it. Faggot.

the_offsprings_monkey

11-06-2005, 12:18 AM

If my digital camera had batteries in it I'd take a picture of my nut for that guy with a name so dumb I don't even want to type it. Faggot.
Slag off you fucking twat. he's safe as houses while you're nothing more then a muppet.

oh yeah, I'm so sory, bra. That pics gnarlyness whipped me out. Wont happen again I promise.
Best not aye or u'll be getting back handed pimp slap.

Duracell

11-06-2005, 10:26 PM

Best not aye or u'll be getting back handed pimp slap.

It that a threat? cuz after I get back from catchin sum waves, me and my new surfer buds will whoop yur ass, know what I mean bra?

the_offsprings_monkey

11-06-2005, 10:29 PM

It that a threat? cuz after I get back from catchin sum waves, me and my new surfer buds will whoop yur ass, know what I mean bra?
Chuh you be knoing nuffin dawg, back handed it when u move on a mans gurl dawg. tis standard.

I cant believe Duct tape has shunned me and Johnny over... a dog. And Duracel no less! Nevermind the dog, I don't think i've been so insulted in my life.

Will anyone laugh at my duct tape joke to make me feel better?

Isolated Fury

11-07-2005, 06:13 PM

Ha...ha...ha

Sorry, I really don't find it that funny.

duct tape

11-07-2005, 06:13 PM

Well first off I havent seen pics of either orf you...and its a dog...i mean come on that is a damn cute dog!...and I out wat you said on my sig...i love it

HornyPope

11-07-2005, 06:17 PM

Well first off I havent seen pics of either orf you...and its a dog...i mean come on that is a damn cute dog!...and I out wat you said on my sig...i love it

This thread has 16,653 replies. You'd have to scroll just a tiny bit to see my picture. It's probably not worth it, however. Now, my man Johnny, however, is the real hunk. Check him out only a few pages back.

Isolated Fury, that makes you this much less likely to performed upon the combinaiton of duct tape plus sex.
The good news for you, however, should come in a package of an unmarked van, ski masks and black tracksuits.

Duracell

11-07-2005, 06:35 PM

I cant believe Duct tape has shunned me and Johnny over... a dog. And Duracel no less! Nevermind the dog, I don't think i've been so insulted in my life.

Will anyone laugh at my duct tape joke to make me feel better?

I love my dog very much
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/8Project6/b.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/8Project6/Dsc00846.jpg

JohnnyNemesis

11-07-2005, 06:38 PM

I cant believe Duct tape has shunned me and Johnny over... a dog. And Duracel no less! Nevermind the dog, I don't think i've been so insulted in my life.

Will anyone laugh at my duct tape joke to make me feel better?

Actually, I literally laughed out loud at your duct tape joke. That eased the sting of being shunned by Duct Tape for that little emo bitch.

P.S. I luv you Duracell! You iz a cutie.

P.P.S. I shouldn't sign "P.S." since there wasn't a signature there in the first place.

Officer Counterfit

11-07-2005, 06:40 PM

I cant believe Duct tape has shunned me and Johnny over... a dog. And Duracel no less! Nevermind the dog, I don't think i've been so insulted in my life.