czardastx

daj59 wrote:I hate having to rescue stupid earthworms from my sidewalks and driveway. They strand themselves out there every morning. I pick them up with leaves and throw them back into the moist dirt so they aren't fried to a golden crisp by afternoon because Maisy, my dumb f**k dog will eat them.

Yum. Dumb dog.

The secret to a happy marriage is to split everything 50/50. My wife gets the big half and I get the little half. - Chief Buffalo Nickel

dontwantaname

czardastx wrote:Pick them up with your fingers. Don't hate the slimy worm slime.

It shouldn't be that hard to save somethings life. They should be more grateful!
I even had a pet worm in a shoe box in my closet as a kid.
Only for a day. Mom found the box of dirt and didn't think I needed a worm as a pet.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

lplady

He may have been. Just me and hubby live here and he said he didnt' do it...I know I didn't do it... so it looks like it must have been your son.
pssst, please tell him not to let D'name know where I live. Thanks

AZGman

terrybatey wrote:He may have been. Just me and hubby live here and he said he didnt' do it...I know I didn't do it... so it looks like it must have been your son.
pssst, please tell him not to let D'name know where I live. Thanks

Okay, he won't tell her it's the house on the street with the yard out front!!!

bluebledthesea

Did you have a bad experience with deep water early in your life? Just nosey.

I don't think so. I just don't like being wet, other than when I'm in the shower. There was one time where some big kid kept trying to dunk me underwater when I was in 6th grade, but I turned around and broke his nose. That's actually a good memory...

Ocean water gives me a rash. I also don't like not being able to see what's under the surface. Too much imagination. Being in pools is a waste of time. I prefer being clean and dry.

AZGman

I don't think so. I just don't like being wet, other than when I'm in the shower. There was one time where some big kid kept trying to dunk me underwater when I was in 6th grade, but I turned around and broke his nose. That's actually a good memory...

Ocean water gives me a rash. I also don't like not being able to see what's under the surface. Too much imagination. Being in pools is a waste of time. I prefer being clean and dry.

I'm not real keen on not knowing what's lurking around me under water either, but I love to swim . . . well, nowadays, it's more like I love to just feel buoyant in the water!

ThunderThighs

I don't think so. I just don't like being wet, other than when I'm in the shower. There was one time where some big kid kept trying to dunk me underwater when I was in 6th grade, but I turned around and broke his nose. That's actually a good memory...

Ocean water gives me a rash. I also don't like not being able to see what's under the surface. Too much imagination. Being in pools is a waste of time. I prefer being clean and dry.

I can swim but I don't like it either. I can't stand for my head to be submerged... I panic and take a deep breath. Not good.

I did actually do this though. It took me a bit to calm down when going under but the guide worked me through it. I didn't do it a 2nd time though. Son did, he loved it. He's a fish. I had him swimming at 8 months because I didn't want him to be like me in the water.

Josephus

stlwooter wrote:and all the filtered nasties from the body. It is the sponge that cleans bad stuff out, why ingest it?

I hate urban legends.
The liver has enzymes that break down most of the stuff you eat into useful components. They also happen to break down other stuff that gets into you- drugs, etc.The liver doesn't fill up with toxins, nor does it 'filter the nasties' out- kidneys do filter a lot of stuff out, including the breakdown products from the liver. But that stuff goes out, it doesn't hang around in the kidneys.
edit: I hate liver too.

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