Buy Emoji is the finance boss of
Laughing Emoji

Buy Emoji was born 20098
days ago in Laughing Emoji. He works as a
finance boss of the city administration. Moreover, he controls the places of
interest of the surroundings. He studied originally jurisprudence. Moreover, he
worked as a policeman. Many criminal Emojis and aliens bribed him with the
biggest success of the kingdom history. Thus he was sent for 4016 days in the
prison by registered letter. During his custody he studied in the self-study
jurisprudence and other legislation of the kingdom.

He made his doctoral thesis
on the subject "How one bribes a policeman successfully in
Emoji?". His doctoral thesis was
read by many prospective customers. Because of his doctoral thesis Buy Emoji
planet-far became known. In particular the rulers of Saturn wanted to have him
with themselves. In Saturn he received several awards for his doctoral thesis.
Moreover, Buy Emoji became the most-read doctoral candidate from the kingdom
Emoji. Later Buy Emoji had to found a publishing company alone for his doctoral
thesis.

He expels as a sideline his
doctoral thesis. Later he was invited in an amphitheatre. He had to take over
the role of a policeman. On week-ends he also appears as an actor. Topically Buy
Emoji acts above all at the theatre as a policeman. Moreover, 555 days ago he
founded a small factory for sweets. On account of his adventurous biography and
his constant presence in the mass media he gets many inquiries for interviews.

Sweasy26 met the finance
boss of Laughing Emoji personally on a half-cloudy day in the tower from copper
in the hometown of Buy Emoji.

So much I know, there is no
tax authority in the kingdom Emoji for the purpose of the levy like in Saturn.
What do you make in your function as a finance boss?

Buy Emoji
gets his homework book from his backpack: Luckily we have no active levy as at
times of the finance boss Gossip was. Today we have other obligations to do by
the citizens. An average inhabitant understands by the modern levy the following
duties:

The inhabitant receives one
and several printers from the authorities. In addition an order comes for
printing the bank notes. However, this seems only in emergencies. How some years
ago was with the rescue of an airline. Today the calculation of the amusing
budget belongs to my major tasks. Moreover, we look how much money the
amphitheatres and other facilities need. Then we check whether we have enough
money.

If we have not enough money
for our duties, we contact the national bank. Then it is condemned to printing
the bank notes. Ordinarily we order about 1,658,712 Bitcoins for the needs of
the town. Moreover, we need money for the payment of the pensions to retired
Emojis and other aliens. The national bank of Emoji physically provides for it.

Are issues of the town not
controlled by controllers?

Does no danger insist that
the money comes to the wrong hands?

Buy Emoji
points at several positions in the space: Since some time are transmitted all
monetary transfers to the controllers of the national bank. In addition a device
was installed several times. These devices supervise all movements of the bank
notes. One day a miser from the Jupiter was in the city administration. He
thought that he came easily to money.

He wanted to work as a
carrier of the bank notes. He got this job. The job was unoccupied too long.
Most Emojis have no desire for the local currency. They use increasingly again
their traditional currency of the laughter. They do this above all in Laughing
Emoji. The miser from the Jupiter was the only applicant for the job of the
carrier of bank notes. At that time that's why he got the employment. However,
this was a fatal mistake. We had received only 10 percent of the ordered bank
notes.

Later the miser was
arrested directly in the national bank. After some time he brought most money.
Our town was thereby moved into the shutdown. Many urban facilities had to
remain closed during several days. This was a real problem. Then the printed
money had to be supervised. Also the protection of the bank notes exists beyond
the transport. The bank notes send via WLAN signals to the national bank.

Nevertheless, this is a
supervision state!

Buy Emoji
defended his face with a supervision camera: No. The bank notes are supervised
only among the officials. As soon as the bank notes come to the economic cycle,
this automatic supervision is completely switched off. If the bank notes should
be recycled, know the national bank their location. Thus the national bank also
sends the suitable emails or letters to the owners of the bank notes.

No worry. The owners
receive simply fresh new bank notes. Thus the owners lose no money. Moreover,
the way is compensated to the national bank or its branches financially.
Therefore the exchange of old bank notes is worthwhile anyway. However, this is
only the case if the national bank liked to renew the bank notes from itself.
One day some misers from the Jupiter thought, that they the bank notes tear
simply. Thus they wanted to profit from the financial compensation. Then they
had to be arrested. Finally, vandalism is not tolerated by bank notes.

Now I must ask like the
most normal interviewers a disagreeable question about your past. You were a
policeman once. You could not resist the briberies at all. How was this time for
you?

Buy Emoji
looks at the calendar. He turns the pages completely behind: No worry.

This question was already
asked to me at least 11,738 times. I know that I can deliver in addition always
an answer like a robot. As a policeman I got a lot of phoney bank notes, so that
I release the criminals. At that time thus I acted. I had received so much money
by briberies. My income by criminals suddenly rose from 1333 Bitcoins up to
14444 Bitcoins per month. I could buy immediately five newest cars to myself.
Moreover, I was founded own subterranean bunker.

This sounds already almost
like the old times. But I also bought nearly 12 houses and 2 properties to
myself. This was very suspicious for my envious colleagues. Thus I was got with
a generous bribery. At that time a miser from the Jupiter paid to me nearly
50007 Bitcoins. To my second luck the miser was arrested. Finally, the whole
money was faked in Jupiter. My houses were searched on other money after my
arrest.

Although the whole money
was taken away from me, I could be thereby released faster. After the stay in
the prison I had already studied jurisprudence successfully. I could conclude
the final examination. Then I still wrote my famous doctoral thesis. Thanks to
my doctoral thesis I earned much more money than bribed policeman. Therefore
this wonderful experience of life was worthwhile for me. Now I am a qualified
lawyer. That's why I may make a lot what normal Emojis and aliens may not do.

I may accuse other because
of bribery. I can defend my mandates. I can describe the list of my privileges
further. Topically one can buy me any time. Of course the services of juridical
character concern.

Your doctoral thesis was so
successful that you had to found a publishing company. You also work as a
finance boss of Laughing Emoji. Besides you slip in the role of the policeman on
week-ends in the urban amphitheatre. Do you really have no desire for spare
time?

Buy Emoji
shows at his purse: At home sit. This is too dull for me. To work as a real
policeman, this is too big risk for me. As a lawyer I also work as a sideline.
Then free days on the week-end remain to me. There I can play the policeman who
can be bribed. Besides, I risk no criminal consequences. As an actor I can
realise my former criminal activity. At least, one may keep the money as an
incentive pay.

Your successful doctoral
thesis became even the best-seller in Saturn. How do you explain to yourselves
this great success abroad?

Buy Emoji
looks at the land map of the planet Saturn: There the bribery of the authorities
is the most normal action in the country. If you exactly read the history of
Emoji, notice, nevertheless, the activities of the Saturn aliens. They always
had the same approach in Emoji. Therefore I and many of my friends think that I
could have roots from the Saturn.

I belong to few Emojis who
recommend the national currency in Laughing Emoji. Moreover, I accept personally
no other currency. The former finance boss Gossip represented the same opinion.

You compare yourself with
Gossip. The population of Laughing Emoji suffered very strongly from his
influence. He used only the gratitude of the long-lasting Emojis.

Buy Emoji
defends himself with a book: I certainly do not recommend that he used the
gratitude of the inhabitants. This was certainly very bad. But I think that
Emojis should take over anyway the national currency. This was the right step in
the history of the town. By the way: Gossip wanted to earn only money.
Nevertheless, this is very normal for extraterrestrials. Why may misers from the
Jupiter look, nevertheless, always everywhere for money?

Nevertheless, they were bad
in the history. They stole the national money from the tax authority. The tower
of the tax authority protected Emojis and other inhabitants of the town in the
fight against Egoists. At that time...

Suddenly there sounds loud
laughter on the street. Buy Emoji must cover up his ears with the hands.
Sweasy26 suspects the finance boss that he is generally no Emoji.

For the interviewer is
clear that Buy Emoji could be a charlatan. Sweasy26 renounces questions after
the exact origin of the finance boss for reasons of the data protection.

Some time ago you still
founded a small factory for sweets. Your career looks more and more exciting.
Did you have in spite of many employments still too much spare time?

Buy Emoji
looks in his homework book: Yes. I noticed that I had on Thursdays too much
time. To me became sudden in the mouth too bitter. So I decided the construction
of a small factory. I bought a lot of gigabytes in sugar. Then I started to
experiment. Thus originated my sweets., Among the rest, I sell several chocolate
tortoises. Moreover, I sell in my job as a finance boss my products to the
visitors or subordinated employees.

May you sell during your
working hours still your products?

Buy Emoji
gets a local law book from his backpack: 777 days ago we worked in Laughing
Emoji on new laws of our town. Every inhabitant might introduce his proposals.
At least one proposal of every inhabitant was taken up in the law book. This law
was taken over thanks to me in the local legislation. Thus I make this legal.
Finally, I am no silly policeman.

Now I have collected the
right experiences how I may properly sell. Moreover, my products were examined
before the licensing by the food engineers with the microscope. My products
passed all tests. I had to bribe even nobody. This was a big joy for me.

Do you also need new tools
for your chocolate tortoises?

Buy Emoji
looks at his confidential plan: I use 3D-visualisations for it. I could buy the
suitable device in Saturn. There I met 1111 days ago several chocolate
producers. I liked chocolate factories very well. I thought that I should
realise one day such a factory myself. I let many tools import from the Saturn.

Now the extraterrestrial
Sweasy26 wants to ask, nevertheless, the question to the origin. Buy Emoji looks
at his clock. He points with his hand at the clock. Thereon Sweasy26 decides to
release the finance boss from the interview.

Suddenly there speaks
Buy Emoji: The development of my chocolate tortoises lasted nearly 818 days.
I worked on it before the conversion at least every free Thursday evening. I
outlined my sweet products on my sheets. But now I must urgently work out the
budget for the hare's circus. I must finish the interview at once.

After this statement the
finance boss Buy Emoji will dismiss in the freedom of his employments.