I want to see this Academy Award-winning Foreign Language film, "Departures." It strikes a chord (literally). Not just because of all the death.

As if Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett's untimely demise wasn't enough, Sunday jolts us with news that the Oxiclean Guy, Billy Mays, died in Florida at the age of 50. I was subconsciously annoyed by his voice and bearded face whenever his infomercials came on TV. Now I'm just sorry.