It's probably difficult to cultivate much of a season-ticket fan base when you're a soccer team in the Madrid suburbs. This is Getafe FC's burden. This is Getafe FC's blessing.

When the Getafe brain trust powwowed about this, somebody said, "Close your eyes and just go along with me for a moment. There's a guy, he's wearing a Getafe scarf, and he goes to the sperm bank where he's given a Getafe-themed porno to watch as he makes a deposit." And then someone else said, "Yes! This is how we will sell our season-ticket plans this year."