Black★Rock Shooter (TV) 2

Then MAKE IT DOUBLE, cause it’s time for MORE SORAMIMI! The funny thing is, these lyrics (thanks, Atashi!) AREN’T MISHEARD, because they’re IN JAPANESE! Thankfully, we’ve provided a timely (read: late) English translation for all you Australians out there seeking to drink a sip of a pint of beer or cheer or fuck this let’s go

aru hazu mo nai ano toki no kibou ga mieta ki ga shita(People sometimes throw macaroni at me and I see that it’s delicious and eat much of it so that I get really full and have to poop.)

DO SHIT THERE.(I am in the process of relieving myself in an excrement disposal facility.)

BURAKKU ROKKU SHUUTAA natsukashii kioku(BLACK ROCK SHOOTER I remember the dream I had last night.)

tada tanoshikatta ano koro o(In my dream I was a cool girl who wears an emo hoodie and stares at people menacingly expressionlessly. [I know, ‘menacingly expressionlessly’ is impossible to parse, but I’m just the translator.])

yami o kakeru hoshi ni negai o(Unfortunately the blackness of my starry skin made the scorpion unable to cut through SOLID STEEL. Besides my chest was too flat for their to be any damage anyways. I don’t know why I have such a flat chest in my dream.)

mou ichido dake hashiru kara.(Once again, I woke up and wondered what was wrong with my unconscious.)

kowakute furueru koe de tsubuyaku(My friend is in a wheelchair because she is sadomasochistic.)

watashi no namae o yonde(My name is Yonde. [Starting to get delusional here, there’s no Yonde in Black★Rock Shooter (TV).])

yoake o idaku sora kyoukaisen(I look at the sky and see that Horizon was an awesome anime.)

made no kyori ato mou ippo todokanai(But unfortunately, if my life were an anime, it would be too lame.)

koraeta namida ga afuresou nano(My blog’s name is not on Anime Nano.)

ima shita o mukanaide tomatte shimau(Now, it is time to cook the tomatoes. [Remember, ‘Tomato’ is a euphemism for ‘Kuroi Mato’.])

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Look at her slutty dress!This my friend is a bad influence,both for boys and girls over the world.[Men and women]DKK

And of course,by being alone and single in the video,BRS provokes the viewers to become asocial shut-ins,living under the illusion that the world revolves around them.

This song…look at how awful it is!A song about feeling,emotions and shit!This is why our human society todays is miserable-Because songs like this are ruining it!Why aren’t there any songs about work…or studying?I’ll tell you why!Because songs like this are preventing people from even recognising to which gender do they belong!

Look at how beautifully BRS has been drawn!WHO THE HELL DRAWS IN SUCH WAY!They should have drawn her badly,so the nerdy fans won’t get attached to her,abandoning their real friends and life in the process.

I know! It’s like, promoting girls to not have breasts or something! How atrocious!

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