4. My character in Isn't She Liv Leigh who is trying to break a Guinness Book World Record -- any of them, possibly including blowing his nose for distance or spitting dead crickets and how many bras he can unhook in a minute. What kind of hits will I get for blowing boogers?

5. While talking to my friend, Judy, via IM the other day, she mentioned she needed to put on some clothes. Whoa! Was I talking to her naked? Nope… though she did say she was naked under her pajamas. Naked! Naked! And she despairs of her G rated blog...

I could discuss the titles of some of those Harlequins:

6. The Future King's Pregnant Mistress,

7. The Millionaire Boss's Baby,

8. The Spaniard's Blackmailed Bride,

9. The Sheik's Ransomed Bride,

10. the Greek Millionaires Mistress,

11. Bought for the Greek's bed…

12. And lastly, one that has a serious squick factor: The Forbidden Brother.

13. My husband is a neat freak. I mentioned this to my naked-under-her-clothes friend, Judy who then asked me if I knew what a clean desk was a sign of. I replied -- "A dirty mind?" LOL

14. So, my poor dog who just had cancer surgery is having a bad response to her pain medication: She's paranoid, spacey, jumpy, whiny and dying of thirst. It's so sad to see how she's reacting. I pointed to her and told my 8 y.o. DD that Bailey is a perfect example of why you say NO to drugs, even legal, prescription ones. Is my dog a drug addict? Will she go through DTs if I take her off cold turkey? What kind of strange Google searches will this generate?

15. I was dead tired last night. Still am. Feel like a zombie this morning. My dog still hasn't gotten the hang of sleeping through the night following her surgery for doggy breast cancer. Speaking of breasts, I'm the only one in my family who prefers breast meat to leg or thigh meat. Apparently my DH isn't a breast man, but a leg man...

I'm going to rerun that blog rating whoozie from the other day now -- any bets I move up from "R" to NC-17?

Happy Friday!

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EDITED TO ADD: Sadly, it appears my efforts were in vain. I am still only rated "R". I'll have to strive even harder for an NC-17 rating. Do you suppose if I just make a list of objectional content that I'd never include on my blog, it would work.