Afro-Centric Playing Cards

We tried to play a game of hearts with the Afro-Centric
Playing Cards, but without much success. No one could
concentrate on the game, and often the decision to hold or
discard was determined not by the denomination and suit, but
rather by position and lack of suit. Varying
from solo and couples action through threeways and orgies,
the photos on the Afro-Centric Playing Cards are all
hardcore, showing full penetration and cumshots. Dan
says, "These cards are only appropriate for solitaire."

I think they might also work for strip poker; for added
chuckles, the loser could be made to act out the pictures in
the winning hand.