Thanks to the wonderful folks at CafePress.com, we're offering shirts that can be imprinted with one of our unique sayings on them. Some sayings are funny and cute, and some are just plain rude, arrogant, and obnoxious. With our growing list of sayings, we've got something for just about everyone!

Our sayings don't just come imprinted on white t-shirts. You'll find a bunch of colors and shirt styles for a truly custom look.

SHIRTS MAKE GREAT GIFTS!

NEED TO BUY A GIFT? Look no further. Shirts make great gifts for birthdays, graduations, Valentine's Day, bachelor/bachelorette parties, holidays, or any special occasion. If the gift recipient is into baseball, cars, motorcycles, surfing, etc., create a custom shirt for them. Custom, personalized shirts are unique and will be treasured for years to come.

There's NO wrapping, NO shipping,and NO standing on long lines in stores.

You'll appear thoughtful, they get to use their gift certificatesto choose any shirts in our print shop, or from millions of unique productsin the Cafepress® Marketplace. It's a great last minute gift idea!

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CMMEI does its best to accurately represent the Merchandise, through photo, price, and copy. Hey, last time we checked we were human. Occasionally we make mistakes. If such a mistake should occur, your order will be corrected as the facts may dictate.

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