Thursday, January 14, 2016

COVER REVEAL.........FREE BOOZE TONIGHT

Joey,
the bartender and very bad conman, agrees immediately when mob boss
Vincent the Hammer, makes him an offer: turn Delilah, Vincent’s
daughter, into a rock star, and do it fast, or spend eternity in a
rolled up rug.

The
task is simple – pluck a band out of thin air, pack a bar that no one
ever comes into, and find a way to make Delilah, who Joey fears can’t
even sing, into an overnight global success. Relying on his slick
tongue, half-baked wits, a little blackmail, and a cast of characters
who owe him favors, Joey follows an improbable and uproariously funny
journey from near death to happiness.

Joey’s
future is decided in an instant when Delilah’s gig is crashed by outlaw
bikers, a posse of pissed off dwarves who want Joey dead, and a crowd
of senior citizens, led by Joey’s grandmother, Ethel.

But when it’s all over, Joey’s learned the value of honesty and true love.