Summary

Her Imperious Condescension has come to claim Earth for her own, and she is out for the blood of her Heiress and any and all who oppose her. But it's kind of hard to follow through with that plan when the only town you can't crush put a ban on wheat and wheat by-products.

Or, one by one, the Alpha Kids find themselves with no choice but to make themselves comfortable in a desert burg they call Night Vale.