It's not about your time here it's what you do with it, i've been here for four years (one year as an anon then i signed up) i post every once in a while a lot more recently and i'm still less known than phanact even though i got front page 3 times in a week :o

I love you Phanact. Not because of any special reason, but because so many hate you and I think everyone deserves at least one person to love them. Like Hitler and what's her face (Eva?). Even Hitler was loved by someone.

Also because whenever you show up the resulting butthurt is pretty fun to watch.

Oh god. All of my female friends gave me a masterclass on exactly what periods are like.
All the gory details.
How it has the approximate consistency of hand soap. How it can be all lumpy. How it can be stringy. All the abnormal bits going from red to brown.
It has scarred me...

"'Seriously though, your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house, and you have to tell them "sweetie, we don't have a baby..". Then your spouse FLIPS THE **** OUT like "the **** do you mean we don't have a baby, I DID ALL THIS WORK", and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you, then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say, "it's okay, hon. We'll have a baby next month" and they start building the room again. AND THIS **** KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT'S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN.'
-Taken from a clever Anon"
-Taken from waffies www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4297198/Being+a+girl/20#20

Sonicteam too, but it seems that Phanact has the spotlight at the moment. Either way, Funnyjunkies can get off on complaining about phanact, and phanact can get off on laughing at them and magically getting front page all the time.