Saving Our Hills from those who can't correctly identify hills

It has come to our attention that an organization calling themselves “Save Our Hills” (http://www.saveunioncityhills.com/) is mobilizing to save us from development. What is concerning is this organization has made a monumental error in that the land in question is not located on a hill. We at Save Our Hills From Save Our Hills are very concerned that an activist group who lack the basic intelligence to identify basic natural formations is influencing public policy.

We call on all members of Save Our Hills to review the following image:

(a hill)

CALL TO ACTION:

Save Our Hills From Save Our Hills will be meeting today at 1230 pm to discuss topics of high intellectual value such as the difference between a “lake” and a “river”