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Polyester Bride Lyrics

Artist: Liz Phair
Album: Whitechocolatespace

I was talking, not two days agoTo a certain bartender I'm lucky to knowAnd I asked Henry, my bartending friendIf I should bother dating unfamous men

And Henry said,"You're lucky to even know me,You're lucky to be alive.You're lucky to be drinking here for free,'cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes."

And then he said,"Do you wanna be a polyester bride?Or do you want to hang your head and die?Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"

And I was sitting, not two days agoFeeling lonely, 'cause I'm just feeling lowAnd I asked Henry, my bartending friendWhy it is that there are those kind of men

And Henry said,"You're lucky to even know me,You're lucky to be alive.You're lucky to be drinking here for free,'cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes."

And then he said,"Do you wanna be a polyester bride?Or do you want to hang your head and die?Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"

Do you want to be a polyester bride?Or do you want to hang your head and die?Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"

"Do you want to be a polyester bride?"Away from here"Do you want to be a polyester bride?"Away from here"Do you want to be a polyester bride?""Princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"