Brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings

This is a plate of chicken wings, grilled over fire by frat boys and coated in a sauce so hot that it would just as soon dissolve your soft palate as look at you.

No one knows what they're made of -- they're called "chicken" wings because when frat boys eat them, they make them as spicy as possible, then call you a chicken if you refuse to eat them. Common sense dictates that you avoid eating these, but if you're hungry, they'll have to do.