[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
So far: 5
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them
So far: 9
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] Your hair is/has been blonde.
[] People have called you slow
So far: 11
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh
So far: 15
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x]You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 18
[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 22
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
happen to you if you don't even when you
know it won't happen to you
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 23
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 24
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
Total: 26
Repost as "I've done __ out of 36 stupid things"
If your total is 20 or more,you are really an idiot.
(...dang. I'm an idiot!)

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