A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he "finished first and stopped pleasuring her" during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim's home, police report.

/Sometimes, i really don't need to know all the details. Esp if she looks like that. Sure, the guy stopped yodeling in the gulch once his torpedo exploded, but really, is that worth a beating? Hmmm..might be..depends on how good she was.

What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

tinfoil-hat maggie:Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

Indypendy:tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I think everything is illegal in Louisiana, don't quote me on that but, wow, even I feel bad for the people that live there. Granted I think New Orleans is like a free city or something but what do I know.

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

cig-mkr:Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

Another Government Employee:Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

farkin_noob:cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

tinfoil-hat maggie:Indypendy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I think everything is illegal in Louisiana, don't quote me on that but, wow, even I feel bad for the people that live there. Granted I think New Orleans is like a free city or something but what do I know.

It's not as bad as you might think lol. You just have to maintain your sense of humor. :)

Those laws are only important to those who get caught. If you get caught giving a bj, odds are you were doing something stupid.

tinfoil-hat maggie:farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

Indypendy:tinfoil-hat maggie: Indypendy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I think everything is illegal in Louisiana, don't quote me on that but, wow, even I feel bad for the people that live there. Granted I think New Orleans is like a free city or something but what do I know.

It's not as bad as you might think lol. You just have to maintain your sense of humor. :)

Those laws are only important to those who get caught. If you get caught giving a bj, odds are you were doing something stupid.

Another Government Employee:Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

All sodomy laws were struck down by the US Supreme Court in 2003 (I believe it's Lawrence v. Texas)

farkin_noob:tinfoil-hat maggie: farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?/ He sounds sweet ; )

Everybody knows it's wrong to be a gay male, duh! ;-)

But then who would I be friends with ; )/Especially love bears and also those guys that can do my make up really cool ; )//Granted I don't wear makeup much anymore./But it is all fun : )

tinfoil-hat maggie:farkin_noob: tinfoil-hat maggie: farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?/ He sounds sweet ; )

Everybody knows it's wrong to be a gay male, duh! ;-)

But then who would I be friends with ; )/Especially love bears and also those guys that can do my make up really cool ; )//Granted I don't wear makeup much anymore./But it is all fun : )

My favorite gay friend works in theater making costumes. He does all my tailoring for wine. He's the best, plus when he tells me I have a nice rack I know he means it and not just saying it to get in my pants. :-D

tinfoil-hat maggie:farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?/ He sounds sweet ; )

Both wrong, not gay.You both sound like guys that just gives it up because it's demanded from you.Haven't you ever been man enough to just say no?Actually try saying I've got a headache, watch the shiat hit the fan.

cig-mkr:tinfoil-hat maggie: farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?/ He sounds sweet ; )

Both wrong, not gay.You both sound like guys that just gives it up because it's demanded from you.Haven't you ever been man enough to just say no?Actually try saying I've got a headache, watch the shiat hit the fan.

Hon, I just said you sounded sweet, and wanted the NTTATWWT added too the might be gay, I didn't say you were but you are overreacting to me at least and well, if you must know it's been quite a while since I've been laid or anything like that, yea, I am a romantic at heart. Anyway best of luck to you.

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

Do you think that kind of law is at all enforced any more? It must be flagrantly unconstitutional. Not to mention the police would hate the paperwork.

cig-mkr:Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

I get the sense the traditional married woman approach is to deny her husband sex for weeks at a time, and then on the one day that she is interested... by god he had better be ready to go no matter what's happened that day. I mean, what's he going to do, say "no, I'm too tired, I'll just wait until next month"? LOL no. Just try and forget your shiatty commute and Mr. Sneedly humiliating you in that meeting, and grind one out.

tinfoil-hat maggie:cig-mkr: tinfoil-hat maggie: farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?/ He sounds sweet ; )

Both wrong, not gay.You both sound like guys that just gives it up because it's demanded from you.Haven't you ever been man enough to just say no?Actually try saying I've got a headache, watch the shiat hit the fan.

Hon, I just said you sounded sweet, and wanted the NTTATWWT added too the might be gay, I didn't say you were but you are overreacting to me at least and well, if you must know it's been quite a while since I've been laid or anything like that, yea, I am a romantic at heart. Anyway best of luck to you.

never took any offense, I've been on Fark long enough that I know no matter what you write someone will........

No Such Agency:Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

Do you think that kind of law is at all enforced any more? It must be flagrantly unconstitutional. Not to mention the police would hate the paperwork.

cig-mkr:Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

I get the sense the traditional married woman approach is to deny her husband sex for weeks at a time, and then on the one day that she is interested... by god he had better be ready to go no matter what's happened that day. I mean, what's he going to do, say "no, I'm too tired, I'll just wait until next month"? LOL no. Just try and forget your shiatty commute and Mr. Sneedly humiliating you in that meeting, and grind one out.

Thank you, my point exactly. If a male said no, the first thing she would respond with is "OK, who is the other woman?"

Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.

Shut the fark up. You wouldn't laugh if the genders were reversed. fark double standards.

Awwwww....did you get punched in the face for not knowing how to give a bj?

Wow, I guess I totally misread you. Wow.

The landscape pix in your profile look like stills from The Blair Witch Project.

How'd you know ; )/ They could be//I have more pics like that///but it is a desolate empty landscape maybe, if that's how you want to see it.

Well, I didn't mean it as a bad thing. The geography in that movie is really quite remarkable, regardless of what one thinks of the movie.

Oh, okay truthfully I never saw it, just heard it was shaky cam and stayed away. I did watch Cloverleaf and sorta wish I hadn't that could've been a decent movie instead I got a headache.Anyway yea it's all nature stuff here and that's okay except for the crazy rednecks making the laws here.

cig-mkr:Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

tinfoil-hat maggie:farkin_noob: tinfoil-hat maggie: farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?/ He sounds sweet ; )

Everybody knows it's wrong to be a gay male, duh! ;-)

But then who would I be friends with ; )/Especially love bears and also those guys that can do my make up really cool ; )//Granted I don't wear makeup much anymore./But it is all fun : )

electronsexparty:cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

You joke, but my SO is like this.

/it can be very annoying

Mine too. Whatever they may say here, nerd guys play by their own rules, I've learned.

Cheron:If you ever want a repeat it is best to make sure your partner enjoys herself as much as you did.

Not always true. I had a girl that we would sleep together, great great great sex, probably the best either of us ever had... even after she'd have other boyfriends or whatever, we'd still meet up... but if I'd come to her place, and get her off and we went to sleep... she didn't want to have sex in the morning too. So in that case it was actually better not to get her off the first time, to make sure there'd be another one in the morning...

cig-mkr:tinfoil-hat maggie: farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?/ He sounds sweet ; )

Both wrong, not gay.You both sound like guys that just gives it up because it's demanded from you.Haven't you ever been man enough to just say no?Actually try saying I've got a headache, watch the shiat hit the fan.

I think my husband would arise out of the grave if that were necessary to meet such "demands".

BadAttitude4U:If he wasn't supposed to finish first it wouldn't have happened. Doctors tell me that a woman's body has a way of rejecting a penis if it truely doesn't want premature ejaculation in its mouth.

How about a traditional UFIA? Can you answer quickly??? I'm heading out on a one night stand date.

martid4:BadAttitude4U: If he wasn't supposed to finish first it wouldn't have happened. Doctors tell me that a woman's body has a way of rejecting a penis if it truely doesn't want premature ejaculation in its mouth.

How about a traditional UFIA? Can you answer quickly??? I'm heading out on a one night stand date.

NickBush24:Another Government Employee: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

Hey, want to have some fun with a woman who is a real beach. Start having sex with her and then stop with a faked cramp, get up and get dressed and head to the door and say: "No, I don't want to have sex with you". You will discover what most real men have known for years, women don't know that No means No.

What my wife fails to realize is that, while she likes to draw sex out for a few hours, get a few O's in before she's done, I'm done in a few minutes and, while I can still perform, if I don't have a good view of the TV (and access to the remote) I'm going to be farking bored. "Punkin Chunkin is on at 3am? Good enough."