Monday, February 10, 2014

bleed'n hearts club

make you feel lucky to be with the one yer with...thanx in part to flix like these

beautiful beats of heart thump'n poetry...turn'n even the hardest cynic...

into the most love struck critic...thanx to singers like these

well...i'm hear to tell ya kittens...it's all just a pile of steamy crap!

i think the Queen of Hearts said it best when she said...

"OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!"

though this may be the week for chocolate nibbleys...long stem roses...

and cheap knock off charms shoved in a tiffany box...it ain't ALL flutter'n hearts fer everyone

love...much like the latest LADY BLAH BLAH cd and water slide...

is a complete waste of time!

so why not be a head of the game this year and save yer bejamins...

try'n to snag that "special someone"...and just settle fer somethin' special you can enjoy...like a bottle of yer fav-o-rit tekilla...torn apart tunage and terribly classic heart break'n flix to remind yerself...yer better off without them...

plus it's alot cheaper than kick'n back on some couch try'n to decipher where you went wrong

than the holiday heart break'n classic "Thelma and Louise" about 2 women who've had enough of their stale mate life...set out on a adventure they'll never ferget...though the end'n scene needs to be recreated in real life...

by have'n these 2 baboons behind the wheel of that thunderbird classic...dont'cha think?

if that don't do it fer ya...try popp'n in this retold 80's heart warmer...

starr'n the brilliant Gary Oldman as the ruined rocker Sid Vicious from the punk band "THE SEX PISTOLS" ...torn between his 2 lovers...his heroine...and his heroin...and Chloe Webb as the annoy'nly whiney narcotic push'n heroine Nancy Spungen...Courtney Love of "HOLE" fame...makes an appearance as Gretchen...one of their BIG APPLE junkie friends

fer those bruised and battered and think they don't matter...

you might gets some helpful hints how to leave the concealer and that spirit gummed mustachio behind in "SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY"...a classic thriller about how everything that glitters is not fake swarovski crystals when a marriage goes bad...starr'n Julia Roberts as the broken wife...and though she may not have ended up a "PRETTY WOMAN" in this flick...she did a pretty bang up job...when things only go from bad to worse...and just like her orgasms...she fakes her death...when the husband asshole thinks his marriage certificate was a car title

then i cannot suggest highly enough the AMERICAN HORROR STORY: ASYLUM series...a tale of intrigue ignited by back stabb'n and lust in the name of CASPER...where sins of the past haunt the present...and you can resent and repent without all those empty calories...plus JESSICA LANGE is to die fer..seriously!

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Voyeuristic Views

let's back it up a bit

#2 of 8 pretty lil farm kids from a small minnesota town...raised irish/catholic in the all-american dysfunctional family...why not!...
my teenage angst was riddled with confusion...seclusion...
and fantastic desperation grow'n up as an alter boy in some brain washed apocalyptic religion that would try to teach me the slings and arrows of an imperfect world thru plagiaristic writings…while i taught myself which base...lip gloss and eyeliner went best with my aura...but i learned a hard lesson in unwanted love when i never got to cash in like all the other lucky fuckers years later...
now i'm just an alter'd
"boy" from time to time...
fer the right dime!...
Krystal Kleer (my alter'd ego and saving grace)...was born feb 3rd, 1995 and though she knows more tricks than a rodeo clown...she...
like me...listened to Nancy in the 80's when she said "just say no!"...
if i wanna get high...i'll add another inch to my heels...
i am a naturally born non heterosexual...who keeps an open mind to those struggling with their own "issues"...
for i have read most of mine and cancelled my subscription to them a looong time ago...by keep'n my expectations low...and my heels high!