Mel Gibson Seemed A *Little* Cocaine-y The Expendables Premiere

It’s dangerous to assume that Mel Gibson was doing a lot of cocaine at The Expendables 3 premiere where he appeared in this AP video, because to be fair, I don’t know what a coked-up Mel Gibson looks like (that I know of). If you’ve heard any of his infamous scream tapes, you know that Mel certainly seems to have a much higher baseline than a normal person. I don’t think I’ve ever screamed at anything like he did the mother of one of his children in that tape, not even my computer when it eats a post. Unless Mel’s on drugs all the time, I think it’s fairly safe to assume that he just vibrates at a higher (and more Anti-Semitic) pitch than the rest of the world.

Bottom line, Mel Gibson is a strange guy. But if I watch :09 through :28 of this AP video and forget that it’s Mel Gibson, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a person more clearly and thoroughly articulate “I’VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF COCAINE TONIGHT,” in less than 20 seconds. He offers the stock praise for Robin Williams, but he’s so committed, like he truly believes the words that he’s saying are the most important thing happening in the universe at that moment. You can just feel him thinking “I’M CONNECTING SO HARD WITH THIS INTERVIEWER RIGHT NOW” the entire time. He even pauses dramatically and wipes his nose halfway through. In fact he doesn’t actually wipe it, it looks more like he got a strong urge to wipe his nose halfway into the interview but then his conscious mind jumped in and shouted “DON’T WIPE YOUR NOSE OR ELSE EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW MUCH COKE YOU’VE BEEN DOING,” causing his hand to abort the mission just before it reached his face.

Not that I’m criticizing, of course. I don’t want to live in a world where an extremely tan man attending The Expendables 3 premiere wearing an open-collard shirt/medallion combo isn’t doing a lot of cocaine.

“In fact he doesn’t actually wipe it, it looks more like he got a strong urge to wipe his nose halfway into the interview but then his conscious mind jumped in and shouted “DON’T WIPE YOUR NOSE OR ELSE EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW MUCH COKE YOU’VE BEEN DOING,” causing his hand to abort the mission just before it reached his face.”

You people are part of the reason why humanity has NO chance…. to act like people have no mistakes in their past because they are famous…. and you people talking mad shit about him…. grow the fuck up like you have never made a mistake …. 1% of his life has been a mistake the rest 99% good … hater go fuck yourself.

Right on jasiec. I’m Jewish and I give less than a shit about what Mel said when he was drunk and got pulled over by the cops. People say twisted things when they are hammered. When you provide me with links to stories where Mel didn’t give jobs on his films to people simply because they were Jewish, black or gay, then I may think that he is genuinely a rotten human being. And that skank who taped him ranting, and was clearly leading and goading him into saying stupid shit because she knew how to press his buttons, who gives two fucks about her? Mel was married for years to the same woman and I’ve yet to hear stories about him being abusive to her or his kids. I’ve had verbal fights with some of my exes where I’ve said some trully heinous shit that I didn’t mean or think simply I the heat of the moment, just like every other person that’s ever been in a relationship. So stop being limp-writsted and acting like him calling her cunt or whore, or saying he wanted to knock her out is something that isn’t said in 99.9% of all fights between men and women. And those supposed photos of her after he “physically assaulted” her were a joke as well. Take a look at Nichole Simpson photos after having the shit kicked out of her by OJ if you want to talk serious about abuse. That Grigoryeva chick looked hotter in her “abuse” photos than she does in real life.

” So stop being limp-writsted and acting like him calling her cunt or whore, or saying he wanted to knock her out is something that isn’t said in 99.9% of all fights between men and women.”

Speaking as a guy who uses the word “cunt” all the time and who has had many fights with girlfriends… sorry, no, I’ve never screamingly called a girlfriend a cunt, threatened to kill her, yelled at her to blow me, etc.

“HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING MOVIE? NO, NO. I’M ASKING YOU. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING MOVIE? NO. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? NO, NO!!! I’M ASKING YOU, YOU, YOU RIGHT THERE. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MOVIE?”