Archive for Category: "Science"

Several weeks ago I reported on a new scientific mystery, a monstrous abomination that was discovered by three women who were walking on the beaches of Borneo. As the news of this story initially spread, television and print media worldwide have interviewed countless individuals, trying to discover the origin of what is now called the ‘Borneo Montauk Monster’. The public panic and whirlwind media coverage that followed this coverage was expected, and eventually insider reports about this creature’s true origins […]