Matt Pavolka

#22 Why I am not a Knicks Fan

At Korzo, at the bar. Tim Berne's band is in the adjacent room. Hipster couple next to me just realized there's a live band playing. Dude: "Are those jazz guys still warming up?" Chick: "No. I think they're, like, playing." Dude: "I think that's, like, a xylophone." Chick: "That's totally a xylophone." Eyes roll.