Day 416

Over 60 people have left the White House. My favorite is Hope Hicks. Twenty nine years old, did a little modeling, worked for Ivanka and then Donald, and has left to pursue “other opportunities” a day after being interviewed by Mueller’s team. With such a resume I’m sure she has a lot of irons in the fire. But I digressed.

Donald said that everyone wants to work at the White House, and that there are ten people waiting in line for every job. Lemme do the math: ten times sixty is … don’t get your calculator … six hundred! Well, no wonder it’s taking so long to fill those jobs, so many resumes to go through. (that’s what normal logic would tell you.)

But…but… you must apply Ayn Rand principles here: check your assumptions – one of them is wrong.

Oh, found it. Donald is a liar. Donald always lies. Donald can’t help it. Therefore, everything he says is not true. So now do the math: (Donald is a liar) sixty times ten equals zero.