I got a new lighter today. It's a zippo that isn't broken. A huge step up. <P>...now if only i smoked or something. <P>------------------<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Except, maybe in situations of exploding chemicals and flying limbs. those are in my 'not healthy for knomey' books.<P>------------------Put the scythe down and turn around slowly. <A HREF="http://lawngnome.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>lawngnome.keenspace.com</A>

OHHOHOHOHO!!!That is so very sad.<P>------------------Oy! You there! Look!<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

Going back to a post from back in August, if you took a kitchen appliance to bed, you might be able to convince it to go with the microwave. You know how metal reacts in a microwave? Well if the appliance(if it has metal parts) could be a suicide bomber sent to blow up the microwave therefore destroying your enemy. Oh god am I going to get some hatemail for that comment. Well, there I go and post it anyway. Maybe I am hoping no one will read it. Maybe I am right and no one will. Only time will tell.<P>------------------With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club

aww baby, of course you're my first! <P>...<P>Okay, maybe not, but you're the best! <P>...<P>well, you're the only one i've had this week. <P>...<P>Well, the best i've had this week. <P>...<P>------------------<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>