Absolut Blogshit is made of a unique blend of natural bullshit flavors and sarcasm distilled from individuals grown in the rich fields of different countries. The distilling and flavoring of the bullshitting art is an age old tradition. However, pure bullshit has only been expressed through Absolut Blogshit since 2006.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Peak of performance

Hey!!

Normally it's said that women reach their peak of performance when they are a bit over 30 years old, but I have to say that I already at the age of 2? have excelled my bullshit performance. This peak is dependent on the following:- I have obviously gathered some experience, i.e. Im not a virgin-bullshitter anymore. So now I know what is good, how I want to have it, and maybe most importantly for this peak - how to satisfy others. So years of practise have made me better- Knowing what I want, also means knowing what I dont want, and what I dont want to see on this blog... and I dare to say it. So my partners in crime should then know how they can satisfy me.- Ive also learnt through all my entercounters that everyone has a different style, and different tastes for what they like and want. I can learn from others, we can together try new things, and we can make sure that our interactions are enjoyable- Being experienced also mean that we're not prude anymore, we dare to say when we want to bullshit, and we make sure we get it- Having the possibility to do it again and again and again obviously increases my performance