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It has been a long time since I was able to post here and recently was encouraged to start posting again. I will start by posting a video for those who are battle weary from the spiritual onslaught going on during these last days. Be encouraged, replenished, and comforted… you are not alone.

Too many merely accept the Word on the surface. They pick and choose this verse or that and build their doctrine out of it. One instance for example is that in regard to adultery. God’s Word says that you should not commit adultery; wherefore, those who have not slept with someone outside of their […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 6 Positive Practices and the Danger Zone Positive Practices Philippians 2:14 (KJV) “Do all things without murmurings (grumbling) and disputings” Have you ever found yourself making an effort to go out of your way for someone only to find that they respond without […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 5 Dare to be Different The Post-It Challenge Jeremiah 29:11 (KJV) “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil (calamity), to give you an expected end (a future and a hope).” Isaiah 55:11-12 (KJV) “So shall My […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 4 Self Control and Thoughtfulness Self Control James 1:19-20 (KJV) “Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath: For the wrath of man worketh not (does not produce) the righteousness of God.” Many times in our human relationships, we find […]

40 Day Challenge Day 3 Introspection and Unselfish Love Biblical Wife Jeremiah 17:10 (KJV) “I the LORD search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.” Though this first section is specifically subtitled “Biblical Wife”, we all who […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 2 Introspection and Kindness Childhood Proverbs 9:10 (KJV) “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.” Our childhood experiences, especially in the family, greatly affect how we view and respond within our adult relationships. Though the process of maturing […]

40 Days of Change Day 1 Expectations and Patience 1 Corinthians 13:4-8b (KJV) “Charity (love) suffereth long, and is kind; charity (love) envieth not; charity (love) vaunteth (boasts) not itself, is not puffed up, Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but […]

I am writing this in regard to the recent outcome of the Casey Anthony trial (Story Here). As many of you know, she was found not guilty other than of lying to a police officer in the death of her daughter. Well, I wanted to share some perspective on this. Many have very heightened emotions […]

I was doing some research on Israel’s Anniversaries and came across something that may be of significance. Now, before I go any further, please understand that I am NOT predicting ANYTHING… I am merely pointing out an interesting bit of research that I think is significant enough to share for your consideration. Okay, here goes… […]

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Get ready for a good laugh – This set of rules for a Redneck’s success will be certain to be uplifting and humorous. My wife (Truthoughts) and myself (OutsideMyBrain) put these together. Enjoy! You may copy this post in it’s entirety, as long as you keep the copyright symbol and the link to this post embedded on your website.

A REDNECKS GUIDE TO SUCCESS!

80% of success is just showing up…with a six-pack.

If you help enough other people get what they want, you’ll automatically have more people to call when you need to bail your mamma out of jail for getting into a brawl at the Piggly Wiggly.

There is nothing to fear, except having no beer.

Tough times never last, but tough rednecks do.

Two men look out the same prison bars, one sees mud,
and the other sees the truck.

The whole world steps aside for the redneck on a beer run.

We owe a lot to Jeff Foxworthy, if it weren’t for him, we’d still be called hillbillies.

Think, and grow a mullet.

Success is a state of mind. If you want to be successful, start thinking of yourself
as one of the Dukes of Hazzard.

While some people are dreaming about success –
rednecks stay up… and have a beer.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail of mud.

Progress always involves risk… you can’t steal your neighbors beer
with both hands on his sister.

Defeat is not the worst of failures.
Not to have tried (to outrun the Sheriff) is the true failure.

What would you attempt to do if you knew
that it would only cost a nickel?

The mind is like a beer can, it only works when it is open.

What lies before us, and what lies behind us are tiny matters when compared to
what lies on blocks in our backyard.

Nothing is so powerful as a redneck whose time has come.

Shoot for the moon…
even if you miss, you’re bound to hit a deer.

The past is history, the future is a mystery, today is a gift that’s why they call it…
ah, just get another beer!

Few rednecks have the strength to honor a friend’s success
without envy toward his truck.

@Dark Angel: That’s funny are you Irish or does their reputation proceed them? lol

@towngal: lol… that’s funny! Thanks for the comment.

@Tomas: So nicely put. I have read your comment over and over again and it still makes me chuckle. What a great way to embody this post. Thank you so much. I’m glad that you understood the humor! It’s very nice to meet you too.

My dad was a professional white collar kind of guy. He guy many of his clients by showing up at the golf course with a cooler of beer. He didn’t pick up a single club. He just drove around the golf course in a golf cart and handed out beer to anyone who wanted it.

I guess showing up with a six pack is 80% of success for more than just red necks.

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