Ham Hocks & Guitar Strings

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Mr.Fantastical the great wonder. The king of circus-core. The man to stand amongst men. In this time of turmoil, there is no better moment to ease your ears with the catchiest sound waves an ear (or two) can survive. I know no other record that is as enjoyably safe as it is disturbingly eerie. I want to say it's dark humor, but that would dismiss the lightheartedness. Anyway, I don't think it can be described any better than circus-core. Like a circus, a spectacle that the kids will surely enjoy, but if you really think about what it is you're enjoying, you find it's no place for children. HAM HOCKS & GUITAR STRINGS will not disappoint. Your innards will soon demand regular rotation of this record, but only one listen is required for it to remain within your consciousness for the rest of your life. I dare you to try it. I dare you to try to even think of going to Canada without having the new Fantastical anthem recalling in your mind. The very moment I went to type the word, C-A-N-...the melody took over my mind, 'I'm going to Canada, Canada...to see the bears and the families that live there!' It won't stop! And you won't want it to. Mr.Fantastical's new record, Ham Hocks & Guitar Strings will be available this summer. And when you hear it you will be convinced that his name really is Thud, a cherry-eating, embryonic, cat affiliated, tiny-tot son of AC/DC with Canadian aspirations. No animals were harmed in the typing of this bulletin. Though their handlers probably were.

Mr.Fantastical the great wonder. The king of circus-core. The man to stand amongst men. In this time of turmoil, there is no better moment to ease your ears with the catchiest sound waves an ear (or two) can survive. I know no other record that is as enjoyably safe as it is disturbingly eerie. I want to say it's dark humor, but that would dismiss the lightheartedness. Anyway, I don't think it can be described any better than circus-core. Like a circus, a spectacle that the kids will surely enjoy, but if you really think about what it is you're enjoying, you find it's no place for children. HAM HOCKS & GUITAR STRINGS will not disappoint. Your innards will soon demand regular rotation of this record, but only one listen is required for it to remain within your consciousness for the rest of your life. I dare you to try it. I dare you to try to even think of going to Canada without having the new Fantastical anthem recalling in your mind. The very moment I went to type the word, C-A-N-...the melody took over my mind, 'I'm going to Canada, Canada...to see the bears and the families that live there!' It won't stop! And you won't want it to. Mr.Fantastical's new record, Ham Hocks & Guitar Strings will be available this summer. And when you hear it you will be convinced that his name really is Thud, a cherry-eating, embryonic, cat affiliated, tiny-tot son of AC/DC with Canadian aspirations. No animals were harmed in the typing of this bulletin. Though their handlers probably were.