Nowitzki is an accessible, cooperative superstar when it comes to talking to the media about basketball.

But when it comes to his private life, he prefers things to happen far, far from the public spotlight. And he’s earned that right.

At some point Dirk might get legally married but for now Jessica can’t get HALF and if Dirk was smart he would stick the African Ceremonies because they can’t stick him for his paper for looking like Prince Hakeem.

FYI: You can get legally married in any country. A Kenya marriage license or a German marriage license and a ceremony performed in those countries would be recognized by any all US States & territories.