Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

1975 cub (LouAnn) serial # 245946, 1941 John Deere Model H

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers