I were watchin’ other day. It were dinner time an’ I were enjoyin’ a san’wich that comprised o’ ketchup an’ sugar. Ad just sin an episode o’ Crap In The Attic and were waitin’ for Gok Wan You Look Good Naked t’start when this advert comes on for wash powder.

You musta sin it. Thi show you ‘ow this particular wash powder’ll get blood out o’ your T shirt. It were rate graphic. I thought this is a pretty violent image.

As I chewed on mi san’wich I couldna help but think that if yad blood all ovver y’T shirt, int laundry least of y’problems. Surely y’priority should be gerrin’ rid o’ body.

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