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And now a message, from Roger Christmas, of The Birthday Party.
People of planet Earth, I urge you to vote The Birthday Party.
The only party that will tackle the real issues.
Like, where to purchase the best candles, and, how much jelly is too much jelly?
Just the other day, I spoke to a mom, who had to walk 10 miles! to purchase party poppers,
for her boy's birthday. Because her local shop had ran out.
Under a Birthday Party government, I promise you, every man, woman and child, will receive a
proper birthday celebration. Every year, no exceptions.
We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the shores, but they will never take away our birthday cake.
Vote Birthday Party.
Thank you.
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A political message from The Birthday Party
You get my vote!
Happy Birthday!

Card Description

A political message from The Birthday Party, urging everybody to vote for them, as they are the only party that will tackle the real issues, like, when to purcharse the best candles, or how much jelly is too much jelly? There are so many reasons to vote for The Birthday Party! Use this funny card to send someone birthday wishes.