wtf, ‘Francis’? Guy gets appointed to the top spot in a wealthy organization that rules over a Billion plus catholics all over the world, and when it comes time to pick his new pope name, he skips past ‘Zack Thunder’, ‘Jake Steel’, ‘Thunderballs’ and goes with ‘Francis’?

I like how they spend those tithed dollars on cell phone jammers so the public can’t get access to their cultist shenanigans and ornate hats for the leaders. Oh and something like 3 billion on child molestation settlements.

“The name’s Pope Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you. And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.”

You know what I love? How all of you all generalize the behavior of a few disgusting, depraved child-molesters to become the official crime of men who are overall good and devout men. So am I to assume that because Arabic terrorists killed lots of Americans on Sept. 11 that the entire race are murderous and hateful? Or am I to assume that because some men rape women, all men are rapists? Or hey, how about this…that everyone who comments with hate-fueled rants on a blog are actually overcompensating for an overwhelming self-hatred that forces them to irrationally lash out in a juvenile attempt to make themselves feel better by using humor to sublimate their rage, therefore you must all be sociopaths? You should be ashamed of the smallness of your mind, and the ugliness of your hearts. If you would spend a little more time promoting what you love instead of bashing what you hate, the world would be a better place. Shame on you all.

I don’t think all catholics are child molestors or that all priests are child molestors. But I think the Catholic Church is more in the business of saving face than flushing out the child molestors with the shuffling of reported abusers and handling the cases internally rather than sending those child fuckers off to prison like they belong.

Fuck off. Maybe you have a few words about the good work Jerry Sandusky did as well? If it were one or two priests, that would be one thing. The numbers of molestations and other inappropriate actions is staggering and the ruin of many, many lives. And now all kinds of other accusations are coming out about male prostitutes at the Vatican and all kinds of other shit. And it’s all in the name of God. And people live their lives and do things because this man tells them to…to everyone’s detriment. People say that this new Pope is an intellectual. There’s no such thing as an intellectual Catholic. It’s an oxymoron. Emphasis on moron.

Yeah… you are absolutely right, there is no such thing as an intellectual Catholic. See also: Leonardo Da Vinci, Galileo, John F. Kennedy, Christopher Colombus, Alfred Hitchcock, Sean Connery, Frank Sinatra, just to name the first few who spring to mind. Maybe do a quick check before you make blanket statements like there is no such thing as an intellectual Catholic. And for clarification, I am NOT excusing the disgusting acts of those child-molesters, and I am NOT excusing the church for covering for them. It is beyond contempt.

Sorry, but “intellectual” would imply that you possess the faculty of reasoning and understanding objectively. You can bang Marylin Monroe, sail a big boat or make scary movies all you want, but it’s not enough to overcome your willingness to believe the bullshit and hocus pocus of the Catholic church. If you buy into all that nonsense, you just don’t qualify.

I don’t see how anyone can remain a Catholic and seeing this shit about the picking of the new Pope all over the media as if it’s really news has been sickening. It’s a church of hypocrites, pedophiles and the closeted gay men who helped to cover it all up (and i’m gay myself).It was these closeted priests, fearful of calling attention to their own behavior that decided not to turn the child molesters over to the police. Religion is mainly for idiots anyway but stupid Catholics are some the worst and ugliest people on the face of the Earth.

This *dirty old man* and all the leaders of his corrupt and dispicable church need to be locked away for crimes against humanity. If you aid and abet, you’re pretty much as guilty as he who commits. Of course with all these fucking zero-IQ *idiots* (as in intellectually inferior to a 5-year old who believes in santa) in prison, the entire catholic church may well crumble under the sunsupported weight of its own diseased filth.