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Funny conversations

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: “I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client’s defense.”

The judge asked, “What new evidence could you have?”

The lawyer replied, “My client has an extra $5,000, and I just found out about it!”

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A couple of friends meet after a long time:

“I divorced my wife.” One says.

“Really? How did you do it?”

“We hired a lawyer who helped divide the assets and stuff.”

“What about the kids?”

“Well,…we’ve decided that whoever got more money would also take the kids.”