Ok fine, girl loser here. Teh bf is off cavorting with John Pizzarelli and Jessica Molaskey at a master class/concert, and I'm stuck at home printing fliers out for my stolen bike. Pass the dice please, and I'll have a vodka mudslide with ice cream on top.

I am a total n00b at DnD though...can we have a Left 4 Dead LAN party instead?