Find Out Which Wacky Celebs Become Sharknado Bait This July

March 9, 2016

Neil

Earlier Today, Syfy and The Asylum revealed the cast and deets for the fourth instalment in the classiest TV movie franchise since, I don’t know, Mega Shark vs. Something Zany.

Let’s start with the plot: Sharknado 4 (ludicrous subtitle pending—but may we suggest the simple yet tasteful Sh4rkn4do) takes place five years after Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No tore the East Coast a new one, and Ian Ziering’s Fin Shepard is enjoying a sharknado-free existence. Of course, that doesn’t last very long, and soon enough he’s once again facing off against his air-bound nemeses.

And what of Tara Reid’s April Wexter, whom we last saw (probably) getting squished by a chunk of spaceship debris? We’re thrilled to report Sharknado 4 will indeed give us the outcome of their fan-voted #AprilLives or #AprilDies poll.

Without further ado, here’s the new blood that will join Fin and mayyybe April:

Gary Busey as Wilford Wexler, April’s father and lead scientist at tech company Astro-X, which aims to stabilize the atmosphere and prevent the formation of tornadoes.

Cody Linley as Fin and April’s son, Matt. After surviving the first Sharknado, Matt finished flight school and joined the Army. He’s experienced the events of the last six years from afar and longs to reunite with his father.

Imani Hakim as Gabrielle, Matt’s best friend and a fellow soldier. Gabrielle is tough and no-nonsense, can take care of herself and isn’t afraid to show what she’s capable of doing.

Masiela Lusha as Gemini, Fin’s cousin. Ever resourceful, Gemini is chock full of shark-busting attitude and is ready to dive into the fight once the sharks hit the fan.

Cheryl Tiegs as Fin’s mother and Col. Gil Shepard’s ex-wife, Raye. She’s a little bit of a former flower child, but not afraid to speak her mind or protect her family.

And there you have it, folks. Sharknado 4 is filming now and will obviously include way insane-ier cameos, which we’ll tell you all about as soon as we know!