Jack Webb kicks dickmeat and takes names. Just about any Jack
Webb movie is good, but if "30" is ever on TV, kill anyone who
tries to stop you from watching it. Jack can resolve complex
philosophical issues and difficult everyday problems with
neatly packaged conversations. His acid Republican worldview
is robust and cocksure. "30" co-stars William Conrad. Badfilm
at its finest.

: In a previous article, pkitty@netcom.com (Purple Kitty) says:
: >"Phonics are the fuse, heroin is the flame, LSD is the bomb." - Dragnet

: Dragnet is my SDPS.

Dragnet should be EVERYONE'S SDPS, at some point. Friday was one hell of
a ranter (I have yet to see ANYONE pull off that emotionless,
fast-talking ranting style of his) and Gannon was a closet Sub (or
supposed to be, at least) for shure.

You know who makes a good ShorDurPerSav? Each and every female SubGenius.
I tell ya, when a male finds "Bob" and starts acting unpredictable, even
the Hyoo-Mons admire him a bit for doing his own thing (they don't really
understand, misinterpreting it as "non-conformity"). But when an
Uberfemme comes out of the closet, she's treated just like a dippy bimbo.

That's the Con's secret plan. So long as one gender of the Yeti species
can be suppressed, the entire species is endangered.

>You know who makes a good ShorDurPerSav? Each and every female SubGenius.
>I tell ya, when a male finds "Bob" and starts acting unpredictable, even
>the Hyoo-Mons admire him a bit for doing his own thing (they don't really
>understand, misinterpreting it as "non-conformity"). But when an
>Uberfemme comes out of the closet, she's treated just like a dippy bimbo.

Well maybe it's because I've never been IN the closet...but NO ONE
ever treats me like a bimbo. Maybe it's the lasers that shoot from my
eyes...

>That's the Con's secret plan. So long as one gender of the Yeti species
>can be suppressed, the entire species is endangered.

No true Yeti female can be suppressed. We have our ways...they may not
be recognized by anyone aside from another Uberfemme, but they exist,
and you should fear them.

--
Reverend Mutha Tarla, Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy,
A Proud Jism Schism of the Church of the SubGenius, Worshipping
"Connie" Dobbs and Juicy Retardo since 1986
http://www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html

Lou Duchez (ljduchez@en.com) wrote:
: You know who makes a good ShorDurPerSav? Each and every female SubGenius.
: I tell ya, when a male finds "Bob" and starts acting unpredictable, even
: the Hyoo-Mons admire him a bit for doing his own thing (they don't really
: understand, misinterpreting it as "non-conformity"). But when an
: Uberfemme comes out of the closet, she's treated just like a dippy bimbo.

: That's the Con's secret plan. So long as one gender of the Yeti species
: can be suppressed, the entire species is endangered.