Posts tagged “Jesse Venbrux”

Apparently it's a Monday, which means Garfield is probably absolutely hating his coddled life somewhere, the comical ingrate. I'll never get tired of his feline japes. To alleviate the start of another working week I bring you a browser game that is far more intense than it first appears. It goes by the name of Focus and is a Flash version of a downloadable game…

There really isn't enough passive aggression in game titles. Come on, developers - dare us. Mock us. Lure us into sampling your fine wares by snootily claiming we won't be able to handle them. I want to see "That End Boss Is Totally Going To Smoke You", "Bet You Can't Beat My Mum's Lap Time" and "If You Don't Play This You're Like All Dumb…

Death in games is meaningless. Unless it also corrupts all your savegames and then sets fire to your PC. Then it's pretty bloody meaningful. Usually it's just an obstacle, not an impasse - and like any obstacle, it's something you want to overcome. What if death was, for once, an aid rather than an impediment? In puzzle-platformer Deaths, other players' misfortune becomes your fortune. Every…