Sunday, January 17, 2010

TNA GENESIS: LUDICROUS PREDICTIONS!

PREDICTION: NO OFFICIAL DECISION when Jeff Jarrett tries to interrupt the match and Hulk Hogan chases him away, PPV goes off air with Eric Bischoff smirking - DOES HE HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE?!?!

THE DEBUT OF THE NEWEST TNA SUPERSTAR...

PREDICTION: Mr. Ken Anderson is introduced to a huge pop until he's taken out by Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore - who leads out a stable of the EVEN MORE NEWEST TNA Acquisitions, including Rene Dupree, Horace Hogan and Karl Malone! They debut a new hand signal that Kevin Nash is jealous of.

TAG TEAM MATCH

Beer Money, Inc. vs. Kevin Nash and Scott Hall

PREDICTION: Scott Hall is a no show and is replaced by Sean Waltman who no shows halfway down the ramp who is replaced by Eric Young who gets booed! Young and Nash win clean.

SINGLES MATCH

"The Monster" Abyss vs. "The Boss" Bobby Lashley

PREDICTION: Both men are attacked by a masked man who doesn't reveal himself! Match has NO OFFICIAL DECISION.

TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

The British Invasion vs. "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and Hernandez

PREDICTION: Both teams are attacked by Generation Me, then the Motor City Machine Guns come out to join the rumble - THEN TWO MASKED MEN ATTACK EVERYONE.

TNA KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP - 2/3 FALLS

ODB vs. Tara

PREDICTION: ODB wins the first fall, Tara wins the second fall, then Angelina Love interferes and is declared the winner of the third and final fall! She is given the title for some reason.

TNA X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

Amazing Red vs. ???

PREDICTION: Jeff Hardy "debuts" and gets SCREWED out of the belt by Don West - Don West vs. Jeff Hardy is announced for Impact on Thursday.

SINGLES MATCH

Sean Morley vs. Daniels

PREDICTION: Morley def. Daniels with the help of his new manager, debuting his new gimmick as Sean Morley's director of photography - Samoa Joe! Joe and Morley end the match by doing Morley's towel strip together.

SINGLES MATCH

The Pope vs. Desmond Wolfe

PREDICTION: Match is bumped to pre-show so Bubba the Love Sponge can continue to TURN HEEL ON THE WHOLE WORLD.