Ray William Johnson – Super Fart

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] What’s happening guys? So the other day, we watched an awesome 3 second video, suddenly, I came across another awesome 3 second video. This one is called “Surprised Rat”.

[Surprised Rat - Clip]

[Surprised Rat] (sits up and looks at you)

[Ray William Johnson] Yah, well, he looked pretty surprised. Come on 200,000 views on a 3 sec video! And its just Stuart Little here, getting startled by, who knows what! (oh my god surprise butsecks) See, my theory, since he is a little white mouse, he was startled by a little black mouse, yeah, that’s right, he’s racist! Well, yah, somebody’s gotta point it out. Well what are we going to do tonight brain, same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to avoid Mexicans. I’m just saying, that’s probably what this little racist jerk is thinking. (ZOMG! minorities) Nah, I’m just kidding, I don’t know really why he’s surprised. Great video, though, but seriously he’s racist.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson] Alright, I’m actually not done with the Animal video, now, hundreds of you guys sent this to me, so I assume it was probably on TV somewhere. God knows where you find this (beep) Anyway, its just an Iguana in the bathtub!

[Iguana Farts in the Bathtub - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson] Oh, ewww, oh! Now, wait a minute we are all adults here, and I wanna be mature when I say, he farted: “Tee tee hee hee, he farted!” And Iguana busting zss in the bathtub! Now you can say you literally seen everything on the internet. Talk about the guy holding the camera, being in the right place at the right time. Hey, oh, look the Iguana is in the bathtub.

[Iguana Farts in the Bathtub - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson] Oh, Jesus, my mouth was open! Yah, and I imagine it probably stank, too, like, a rubber-ducky floating all upside down. Now look, these things happen, its natural. So really, there is no reason to act childish about it, which is why I’m totally going to show it in slow motion.

[Iguana Farts in the Bathtub - Epic Slo Mo -Clip In Slow Motion]

[Ray William Johnson] Ah, come on, guys, where would you be without me, come on (a better place).

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson] Alright, this last video, is another prank video. Now lets check it out and then we will talk about it.

[Fake Dead Body Prank - Clip]

[Dude] This guys is a blood balloon. Its going to explode all over and we are just going to toss it, here it goes.

[Women on the street] (screams) Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

[Dude] Oh, my god, he just jumped. He just jumped [inaudible].

[Women on the street] (screams) Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

[Dude 2] Holly, he just jumped off the tracks did you see that? Oh my god!

[Dude 2 and Dude 1] (laughing)

[Women on the street] Wait, is that a fzckin camera? WTF, WTF are you doing?

[Ray William Johnson] Fake, yah, I know. Fake! Yah, obviously! Fake, I wanna see the lizard fart again. Calm down, your right. This video gotten fake written Fake all over it. First of all, the whole frat boy douche bag thing, these guys are going for, is way played up. The popped collar, the hat shifted so slightly to the side, come on really! Or maybe they really do dress like that and I’m just being an zsshole. 2, the acting isn’t natural, I mean, they all seem like they are acting, instead of naturally re-acting the what’s going on.