​This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: July 12, 2019

Mourning and marvelling at Kawhi, the Celtics go low and very high, a sawfish seems like a weird guy, Rip Torn says goodbye, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

July 6

Keeps Duncan young
Wins title
Finals MVP
Ends Heat Big 3
Doesn't get traded home
Wins new team and country first title anyway
Finals MVP
Ends Warriors Big 4
Could form best trio ever with Lakers/win 5 titles
But barges into LeBron's home to fight instead
Saves league
Gangster

the USWNT preemptively turned down an invitation to go to the white house and all of MAGA was like "actually go win the world cup before you talk shit" and the USWNT was like "okay you buncha fucking idiots" and then went out AND WON THE WORLD CUP 😂😂😂😂😂 what an all-time flex

This team barely gets paid, told our dumbest president to fuck off, scored 13 goals in a game, sarcastically sipped tea, celebrated by listening to Crime Mob, and won back to back World Cups. If they're not the most American team of all time, you're wrong.

Rip Torn gave me two of my favourite comedic performances of all time. the sort of consummate professional who didn't even seem to perceive how profoundly funny he was. last of the bygone breed of two-fisted drunks. also his name was "Rip Torn." RIP. pic.twitter.com/3ET7vPBTfY

Rip Torn was not only a brilliant actor with a huge personality but he was also hot.I once told him that I had a nude pic of him from an early film he'd done called Coming Apart.He was pleased that the pic had helped me thru my adolescence and from that point on I could no wrong.

My Uber profile says I'm deaf so when I get into Uber's I usually just sign hello to them and don't speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said "this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute" lmfaooooo