Mike Tyson was arrested (shock!), this time for DUI and cocaine possession.

And perhaps best of all, in 2007, you can wipe your butt with Paris Hilton. “…black and white images of the heiress printed on your regular run-of-the-mill Charmin.” yeeeah!

Tonight is a huge night for drunk drivers, so be extra careful if you’re out and about. And don’t drive if you’ve been drinking! A DUI would be a horrible way to start the year. Death would be an even worse way.