Wednesday, March 28, 2012

What It Feels Like When You're The Last One To Know

KIHEI, Hawaii – I always like to say I’m the last one to know.

Well, I am. I’m in Maui on a business/pleasure trip and I’m the last one to know what happened in the world of sports during the day. ESPN SportsCenter Los Angeles is supposed to have the final word in sports each day but it is old news by the time I get it. They don’t have ESPN SportsCenter Lahaina.

Magic Johnson’s group bought the Dodgers for $2 billion?! By the time I found, inflation would have pegged it at $2.2 billion.

Oakland A’s lose season opener?! If I wanted to watch it, it would have been yesterday.

Bill Parcells may coach the New Orleans Saints?! Got wind of that earlier because Parcells’ ego is so big it rubs the Hawaiian Time Zone.

Most people have jet lag. I have SportsCenter lag. Takes me a few days to catch up to everything.

So someone please tell me if the New England Patriots won the Super Bowl?