Trolling has become the next big internet humour. So I thought it would be a good idea to give it ago myself. Why not better than anonymously talking to people on Omegel. It’s basically an online chat room that you speak to strangers about anything. So here is my attempt at Trolling!

As we all know, Halloween is just round the corner and what better to prepare for it than to carve your own pumpkins.

There are many styles that you can carve a pumpkin. But which one will you choose? A scary one? Funny? Strange? Artistic? It’s all down to preference and skill. Anyone can carve out two eyes and a mouth and stick a candle in there, but how many people can make you say wow?

There are in fact artists who specialise in carving pumpkins. Most of them are just sculptors who are experimenting on other materials. But I found this artist ‘Ray Villafane‘ who has some really creative work with pumpkins and other mediums.

Seems like this is the new ‘In’ thing this month. An artist has redesigned the way we think of the human form. It’s actually quite funny and very cleaver. By taking someone’s nose and drawing an outline of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle around it the tip of the nose is a perfect shape and dimension of them.

The big rumour that Apple named the new iPhone 4S after Steve Jobs is unclear. We might never find out that it was named 4Steve.

But as this quickly escalated around the internet there is mixed views on whether it should be named in loving memory of Steve Jobs. Does the S in 4S stand for Speed? Or should it stand for Steve? For everything that he has done for the company, I think that Apple should rename it 4Steve.

I hereby propose that the iPhone 4S be named as the iPhone 4Steve. Please sign this petition to get it trending and apple might even change it!

Steve Jobs the co-founder and former chief executive of Apple has died at the age of 56.

As most people seen this coming, Steve Jobs got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2003, and after three periods of sickness leave, resigned as Apple CEO in August 2011. This unfortunately ended his life. How will Apple cope now?

It has been reported that the new iPhone 4S was named for Steve Jobs himself. The 4 (for) and S (Steve). was this coincidence? Or did they see it coming? Is it some kind of plan to drive more sales in the memory of Steve jobs?

That’s what I wish they sent me, but unfortunately they didn’t. Below is the email I did however receive.

The Reply

Dear Ben

Firstly, I would like to apologise for the delay in responding to you.

I’m very sorry that you were unhappy with quality of the Tesco Wholemeal Pitta Breads that you purchased in your local store.I appreciate how disappointing this must have been for you.

First of all, please let me assure you that we only buy the highest quality produce from our suppliers. Our staff also inspect our produce when it arrives from our distribution depots and while it is on sale in our stores, to make sure that it is in perfect condition. I can only apologise that, despite these measures, you still experienced a problem.

Once again, I would like to apologise and thank you for bringing this to our attention.

Kind Regards

Frances Brierley
Tesco Customer Service

So they apologise countless amount of times and don’t really give a reason for my my product was mouldy. They basically say that they buy the highest quality products from their suppliers, then they check the produce when it arrives in their depot and in store to make sure it’s in perfect condition. According to that, then they didn’t do their jobs to the high standards to what they are stating surely?

I don’t have to explain because the email says it all. When they reply I’ll let you know.

The email

Hello,

Today 19/08/11 at 12:30 I bought Tescos own ‘Wholemeal Pita bread’ pack to have for my lunch.

To my surprise, once I arrived back to work to make said lunch, I opened the packet and noticed the green mould covered on the pitas. I however, only noticed this as I had finished packing the pitas with other Tescos products. As any normal person, I decided against eating them.

Before throwing the Mouldy Tesco Pita Bread in the bin, I took some photos to prove my complaint. The quality isn’t to great as they are taken on my phone. They are attached in this email.

Every now and then I have the strangest of dreams. I’m pretty sure everyone occasionally has a ‘weird’ dream. People say that eating cheese and dairy products before you go to sleep can cause ‘nightmares’. This is due to dairy products being digested slowly or something. Also having something on your mind like relationship problems or family problems can cause them, even when you don’t think you have any issues, subconsciously you might have.

Last night I had a very odd dream. It’s one of the strangest I’ve had. I woke up thinking it actually happened, which was ridiculous. But I can’t seem to stop thinking about it. It’s the impossible mixed with the logical. In fact it was so weird it could have been its own movie.

So it started off with me at this place I’ve never seen before, no idea how I got there or why I was there. I was with someone and I also have no idea who this someone was, but I think I knew them. Great start hey!…