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Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Its only me, isn't it

I've lost some weight - nothing dramatic - but progress is being made, and, all of a sudden, my bras have got loose (well the ones that haven't been through the dryer). Today I was wearing a particularly annoying one, and the strap kept falling down on one side, which kept leading to OMG THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME moments.

So there I am, driving along in heavy traffic just about to fetch the screamies, and I feel the strap start to slide. Well I hoick it back into place, and...

No there wasn't really a spider
No I didn't drive into a tree/lamp post/ idiot driving that stupid SAAB
No I wasn't stopped by the police

My hand slipped off the strap as I pulled upwards and I punched myself in the jaw, snapping my own teeth shut and leaving a perfect imprint of all of the back ones in my tongue.

Drew blood. Really really hurt.

I was just wondering to hubs earlier, is it only me that these kinds of things happen to?

I have a nasty feeling that it is.

sigh.

Despite this I had a good days editing today and got down some new words for Boys of Summer. Hurray.

Rest assured that you are not the only one. In the last week I have walked into a doorway, the side of the kitchen bench, put a chair down on my foot etc.. Lets just go with you're not alone and leave it a that why don't we.

If anyone knows how to stop bra straps sliding off the shoulder .... please let me know. Mine are forever around the top of my arm.Had a chuckle at your story Caitlyn, I can picture it happening, sorry.

No, not just you. I know exactly what you mean by the OMG Spider!!! moments, my bra strap gave me one while I was driving, causing me to swerve madly, skid out on the gravel shoulder, narrowly miss a fence, end up facing the opposite way to where I should be and do the frantic monkey-dance on the side of the road to get the imaginary spider off!!