A usually older male who hangs out all the clubs or hot spots and tries to hookup with anything that has a heartbeat. Most attempts to spark conversation or say hello scare them off. Jumping into conversation that his friends are already engaged in, most of the time scares them off as well.

At the club

John says, hello ladieees, how u doin?

Jane says, ugh and walks away.
Then says to her friend, omg, who was that creeper?

As witnesses to the matter, Jack walks in the room and tells his friend...hahaha, creeeeee - perrrrrrr

A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car).

__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.

-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.

-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.