ive got a missus mate so no .. i cant see how good itll be .. maybe if your at the forum pissup ill have ago in the bogs and give it yer back ... but ... this looks like a good deal ... HOTUKDEALS FTW .. found out bout loads of bargains on here

In times of need, go to a club and get a fait bird. She doen't even need to be drunk.

They get so little sex, the mere thought of tasting pre cum is like lard to a... well, fat bird.

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Fes i have never fucked a fat bird in my life never will. Absolutely repulsive thought, I'd rather take the room temperature bacon and an empty paper towel roll any day. Besides i have a wonderful lady and kept her around for the last eight years, don't wanna ruin that over poking a hole in the marsh mellow (wo)man

Realy tho, i can see people getting addicted to something like this, if they are as good as the reviews say. Dangerous toy imo... mentaly.

BTW i know plenty of grown men who stick their dicks in inanimate objects for the hell of it, know a bloke got his pecker stuck in a roll of electrical tape, he got caught by his dad (the gaffer) we all laughed but seriously, its amazing where us guys will put/try to our penises if we think we can get away with it, lol.