PHOTO – Lindsay Lohan gets out of house arrest, goes straight to the club to drink soda

Lindsay Lohan was released from her house arrest sentence (that she was serving in her luxurious $7,000-a-month Venice Beach rental, and was allowed to have parties with alcohol whenever she wanted,) Wednesday morning at 11 a.m.

I guess she didn’t want to disappoint everyone who mocks and stereotypes her, because she beelined straight for a club, Lexington Social House, to lounge and smoke. A witness who was also at the new Hollywood hot spot Lexington Social House gabbed to Radar Online. According to them, Lindsay was pretty tame and sipped on sodas all night. The only real damage she did was to her lungs. From Radar:

“Lindsay and her assistant and a bunch of friends were hanging out at the club,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “She was sitting on the outdoor patio chain smoking and talking to some guys and girls about silly things, like what the perfect height was for a girl.”

Lindsay’s assistant handed her what looked to be sodas all night long, while she chatted away with her friends.

In other Lilo gossip, Gawker reports she’s now besties with techie rock star Sean Parker (a.k.a the dude Justin Timberlake played in The Social Network,) even though she got him kicked out of Bungalow 8 five years ago. A lot changes in five years. Bygones.

Lohan and her siblings partied at Parker’s ridiculous rented castle during Coachella this year. They may or may not have gotten buzzed together on coke, but they definitely scarfed down caviar worth more than most people’s houses, and wondered, in their satiated and ennui-addled states, what the poor people were doing.

Jerm confesses!

Teen Mom 2 dad Jeremy Calvert admits that he lied to Leah Messer on the show about why he and his fiancée Brooke broke up. He says that the split was not over his phone conversation with Leah about Addie’s school, but his phone call to Brooke’s friend “Abby.” Brooke also responded to the scene with a two-part Instagram video calling BS on Jerm. Keep reading for a recap, including links to more details about the real reason Wehremy broke up back in February.

BEFORE Before the 90 Days

On Sunday night’s premiere of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days we met 34-year-old Paul Staehle from Louisville, Kentucky, and his potential 21-year-old fiancée Karine from a remote village on the Amazon River in Brazil. Paul mentioned in the premiere that he had some “serious trouble” in his past that he has yet to tell Karine about, and I think we may have figured out what that was!