sleeping in the same bed as a woman or a dog

ALWAYS a bad decision. the double whammy, sleeping in the same bed as both.

she/it will always take over the bed, forcing you into an ever smaller portion of the bed, and causing your day at work the next morning to suck horribly badly because your neck hurts whenever you move your head.

avoid at all costs.

The ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability.

my ex-fiance had 3 cats (before one of them ran away/was eaten my a coyote)... and one of her cats liked to sleep with his ass in my face... it was quite rude... as for my ex... she would claim to have a dream where i did something bad, and she would start hitting me in her sleep... god was i glad to no longer have to share a bed with here... i was at a point where i was ready to get separate beds...

my ex-fiance had 3 cats (before one of them ran away/was eaten my a coyote)... and one of her cats liked to sleep with his ass in my face... it was quite rude... as for my ex... she would claim to have a dream where i did something bad, and she would start hitting me in her sleep... god was i glad to no longer have to share a bed with here... i was at a point where i was ready to get separate beds...

Bunk beds, Step Brothers style. So much more room for activities.

But there are two cats in my house, and they have learned to stay the fuck out of my room when I'm asleep. If they come in, anything within arm's reach of me is getting thrown at them.

my ex-fiance had 3 cats (before one of them ran away/was eaten my a coyote)... and one of her cats liked to sleep with his ass in my face... it was quite rude... as for my ex... she would claim to have a dream where i did something bad, and she would start hitting me in her sleep... god was i glad to no longer have to share a bed with here... i was at a point where i was ready to get separate beds...