Adjustable Breast Implants: for Just the Right Size

I'll be honest, I don't think breast enlargement looks very good. I recognize, however, that I may be in the minority on this, so for those of you looking to "enhance" your look with a little augmentation, now you can get the size just right with these adjustable implants.

At first I thought this meant woman could make their boobs bigger or smaller depending on their mood, but unfortunately it's a one-time only sort of fix. The deal is, you get your implants, but the doctor leaves a little plastic tube in there, just in case you're not happy. If -- after a couple days of real-world experience -- you'd like to expand upon your original idea, the doc can inject (or remove, presumably) boob goo until the breasts have reached a size you're satisfied with. Then s/he removes the plastic tube, and voila!

Joking aside, if you're going to bother with this procedure in the first place, you might as well be happy with the results.