Time: 00:33Current wordcount: 511Opening line: The cat had been a bad idea.Last line: On the bookshelf, a small, black void was quietly whirling into existence.

Oki, it's not a great word haul for half an hour's work, but it still means I only have 1,000 or so words to write during the rest of the day. Time for bed! Also this story is already pretty fucking surreal. I have no idea what I'm doing. I don't know where this cat came from. WHY IS IT VIBRATING. Send help.