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First of all, nice playing. But, look, you put all that money into those nice Marshall cabinets and amps. Also you have a great guitar collection which mostly matches the classic guitars of the stars whose songs you're playing. You've also obviously spent years perfecting all of those songs. But--the best thing you can find to wear on stage is an old t-shirt that doesn't fit very well?!? You look like you're all dressed up to, I dunno, go to McDonald's or something. Please get out of your laundry hamper and head to the thrift store for some real stage clothes.

First of all, nice playing. But, look, you put all that money into those nice Marshall cabinets and amps. Also you have a great guitar collection which mostly matches the classic guitars of the stars whose songs you're playing. You've also obviously spent years perfecting all of those songs. But--the best thing you can find to wear on stage is an old t-shirt that doesn't fit very well?!? You look like you're all dressed up to, I dunno, go to McDonald's or something. Please get out of your laundry hamper and head to the thrift store for some real stage clothes.

I'm sorry my clothes were not appealing to you. yeah...i do need to lose a little weight too. The jeans are affliction $178 and the shirt is an $89 Doctrine shirt that i also got at buckles. It was a benefit concet we played for free and ther was about 40 people there hanging to the back of the room...it sucked but we had fun...even thow i felt bad that night... Check out Modern Relic's other performances.

The Marshall and Ampeg cabs are not real....i made them with cardboard boxes, foam white shelf covering, black shear cloth and fake marshall and ampeg logos i printed on my printer. The red black and white banners we made were foam siding for a house....cool stuff and didn't cost us but about $150 to make all of it

"Who would ever believe a little dutch boy could create such a ruccous"

So looking through videos of this "live" show...I don't see or hear any audience members, nothing.

Was watching this:

Shit you not, there is 1 guy...

I can accept a female singing this stuff, can accept one guitarist playing lines that were otherwise done with two...but the performances just sounds dialed in, lifeless, blah...no energy.

There was about 40 people there total...and they are hanging out in the back...it was poor turn out for a benefit. The Handlebar is dead thru the week. The band on wednesday night only had 11 people show up and they are signed...LOL.

We normally play there on a Friday or Saturday and have a good turn out....our crowd ranges from ages 30 to 50 and most of our fans work and have families...I'll never do a Thursday gig there again.

"Who would ever believe a little dutch boy could create such a ruccous"

This is the second time that I heard a female cover a Van Hagar tune and both times it seemed to work. I guess Sammy’s higher singing is well suited for the ladies.

Halenizer, you should know that everybody makes fun of everything and everyone on the internet regardless. In order to avoid this, I think it would have been wise to disclose that it was your band. Now everybody is uncomfortable.

The best complement I can give you is that I would love to see your band. If I was at a bar that had live music and you guys came out, I would be having a blast. When the Black and Blue riff started, I would probably spit out my drink and yell, “fuckin-A!” and storm the stage.

This is the second time that I heard a female cover a Van Hagar tune and both times it seemed to work. I guess Sammy’s higher singing is well suited for the ladies.

Halenizer, you should know that everybody makes fun of everything and everyone on the internet regardless. In order to avoid this, I think it would have been wise to disclose that it was your band. Now everybody is uncomfortable.

The best complement I can give you is that I would love to see your band. If I was at a bar that had live music and you guys came out, I would be having a blast. When the Black and Blue riff started, I would probably spit out my drink and yell, “fuckin-A!” and storm the stage.

Thanks Man.... and i would buy you a shot too!!

"Who would ever believe a little dutch boy could create such a ruccous"

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