I'll bore you all with the 'story' behind my username - it's a Seinfeld reference, any fans of the show?

Art Vandelay along with A.G. Pennypacker and Cal Varnsen were the 'alter egos' of George, Kramer, and Jerry in the show. I always got a kick out of these names and funny names in tv shows in general - especially Curb your enthusiasm and seinfeld. Happy Festivus everyone