what if you fancy abby
but she irritates the fuck out of you. But Britt is sort of meh, but you enjoy her company?
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubAll my boys are in distress & if you fuck with us, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 19:55,
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Although it's a technically interesting question, it's really not hard to work it out in real life.
(SockCookerSock FTW 2012, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:31,
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A) Is there a hierarchy to who is in control of limbs etc?B) are they fertile?C) is their life expectancy the same as "normal" people (i.e. Is there extra strain on the heart or such)?D) do they have a completely shared nervous system?, for example, could one be asleep and the other be scared by a noise (on headphones!!) and both become terrified?E) would they need to drink twice as much alcohol to get pist-up or does one bare the brunt of any intoxicants afore the other?F) Have they ever been approached to exploit their uniqueness? Off the top of my head I can imagine an advertising campaign for Kappa if they can get their legs wide enough!
(AoxomoxoA, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:16,
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They have done a few vids, one I watched answered quite a few of those.
A) One side each.B) Dunno.C) D) Apparently so; one can feel hot while the other is cold.E)F) Apparently they have long been keen on talking to the media, so why have I only just heard of them?
(Prufrockavailable from all good Ezra Pound shops, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:23,
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Same as any other siblings do
(SockCookerSock FTW 2012, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:35,
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without slamming doors and stomping off to their rooms
which I think was the point of the post.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubAll my boys are in distress & if you fuck with us, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:19,
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maturity, empathy and diplomacy i guess
y'know, just like how any other reasonable human beings would deal with such a difficult situation
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:53,
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That's so fucking typical of you
You've always got to be right.SLAM
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubAll my boys are in distress & if you fuck with us, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:27,
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please don't nail me to a tree this time
my wounds are still healing x
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:32,
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Thanks for posting and answering the obvious questions. I still have a few unanswered questions after reading your post and watching the video.
If Abby jinxes Britt, does it count if Abby says Britt's name or do the rules require a completely separate third person to say her name before she can speak?

Do they always stand in the same order like Ant and Dec?

Two contracts, so if one lady gets sacked, can the other one continue working in the school?

Can they exercise simply by arm wrestling?

They are Math Teachers but as there are two of them would the kids in their class have to learn a new word 'Maths' and refer to them as Maths Teachers?

Do they have only one mobile phone between them?

Why are they called Miss Abby and Miss Britney, why not Miss Hensel and Ms Hensel or "The Two Misses Hensels"?

Can one of them never look left and the other never look right?

A very interesting situation for sure but for them entirely normal.
(Jeffrey44Told you I wasn't him., Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:28,
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answers
1. They're conjoined2. no3. sure, so can brothers and sisters4. Refer to them as the two people they are5. Yes6. Because they're two people7. Why the hell... no
(SockCookerSock FTW 2012, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:37,
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Which one does the puking?
(Mr PenisCry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:28,
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One stomach, so both.
The real question therefore is which one gets to stick their head down the pan, and which one has to puke into a shoe?
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:41,
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Did one vote Trump, and the other Clinton? Interesting. Good on them and good luck to them. I taught primary school for a while, and it was shit.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:56,
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Eh, they are very similar
Like other twins, they're likely to vote the same way.
(SockCookerSock FTW 2012, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:40,
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Mark Twain wrote a novel about twins
Pudd'nhead Wilson. Like most of Mr Twain's writing, it is well worth a read. There are different versions but it originally featured conjoined twins, before being revised. Part of the plot hinges on who was to blame for a the death in a duel caused by one of the twins.
(Hemipygous, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:03,
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The speech in unison is very unusual.
But it's nice to see stories like this, where everyone's just treating it as normal life.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:24,
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After knowing them for an hour, you'd be used to it
They do what they do, they are what they are
(SockCookerSock FTW 2012, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:44,
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'being on the same wavelength'
many other friends finish each others sentences and such like if they spend a lot of time together... morphic resonance?
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:56,
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The poor one at the back never gets the same attention as the other two.
(Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:57,
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