Thursday, November 19, 2009

Don't be distracted by the graphic. Focus. Because the following text is critical.

Do you meet the requirements in fine print below? If so, it's time to quit waffling and state your allegiance. Flo or Deltalina. There is no "either." There is no "neither." And for cryin' out loud, there is definitely no "I'm not sure". If you're still not sure, leave now. You sicken me.

The above photos, along with these twoposts should be all the information you need to make a decision. So stop worrying about hurt feelings and tell us in the comments if you're with Flo or Deltalina (as per my example comment). And as you may suspect, there is a larger reason for this. Tune in tomorrow or early next week to see what you've committed to.

I meet the following requirements:

I have nothing better to do right now (or possibly ever) than make a surface judgment on the two ladies then summarize my conclusion in the comments section.

Over the next few weeks I agree to dedicate at least 5 minutes per week participating in something undoubtedly absurd and ridiculous on this website.

Once I pick Flo or Deltalina, I shall forsake the other for all eternity.

Debra O'Striker (the chick from the Phoenix Airport Rental Car Shuttle) is way better! Who else would be nice enough to tell me to make sure I notify my airline about any firearms I might be carrying????