Obama says he also filled out an online query form for a headhunter agency that looked like a good match. He appreciated the fact that no credit card information was needed upfront, as it only asked for basic information and if you got on well with others in the workplace.

“I said I would if they weren’t out to get me because they’re beholden to special interests and the Tea Party. I’ve yet to receive a callback but it’s still only 4.30pm.”

Most promising are some gigs he found on Craigslist that he’s already responded to asking what modes of courtesy transportation like cars and helicopters they provide.

“It’s best to be upfront about your demands early on. I’m feeling really good about [email protected] Hopefully I’ll get an email soon.”