The Mystique of Manhood Part 3

If you have followed my postings for the last two posts, thanks. I am writing an exposé that will reveal the code of silence of the brotherhood of men. Here is a preview. It is a little long for a blog, so I am posting it in series. If you missed Parts 1 & 2, scroll down. Here is the last part.

Myth Number 9. When a sexy woman walks by, the first thing men look at is her butt.

The Truth: Simply not true. I think I can speak for all men when I say this. When a sexy woman walks by, the first thing I look at is the back of her head. Then I ask myself, “I wonder if she has a brain to go along with that really nice ass?”

Myth Number 10. Men are afraid of commitment.

The Truth: Also not true. Men are not afraid of commitment – they are afraid of women. All women scare the hell out of us.

Myth Number 11. Men like dogs better than cats.

The Truth: It’s not that men like dogs better than cats – they don’t. It’s just that men get excited and confused when women ask men if they would like a little “pussy.” The conversation never ends well. It is easier to talk about dogs, although they can be bitches too.

Myth Number 12: Men do not have close friends the way women do.

The Truth: This is another popular myth perpetuated by men. All men have a secret Facebook page. On that page, they have many friends including ex-girlfriends/wives, your sisters, and that good-looking divorcee next door.

Myth Number 13: Men don’t listen.

The Truth: I’m sorry. What were you saying?

Myth Number 14: Men are not sincere when they say they are sorry and it won’t happen again.

The Truth: Okay, there’s a nugget of truth in this myth. Let’s face it – men are stubborn. The truth is that by the time men finally get around to saying they’re sorry, they have forgotten what it is they’re sorry about, so they just say the words.

Myth Number 15. Men will cheat if given the opportunity.

The Truth: Okay, this is basically true. However, women must share part of the blame. If there were no women to cheat with, men would not cheat.

I hope these articles have help to clear up the mystique that surrounds manhood and the bro code.