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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Soyeon Borrows Jessica's Wonderbra

Former BFFs Soyeon and Jessica have disclosed their affection for the best bra in the world. Soyeon, being a long-time admirer of Jessica's tits (with the wonderbra effect), inquired as to whether or not she can borrow the bra from Jessica.

Queen of titty fanservice.

However, Soyeon isn't new to doing this, as she has done it before in the photobook that comes with Breaking Heart. However, she wanted the same effect without having to squeeze her tits together.

We get it, Jessica. You love showing your tits. Thank you.

Jessica has finally been kind enough to lend it to Soyeon, and I have received tweets and emails about this. It's a good thing all of these people alerted me, because I haven't watched any award shows or Gayos since 2010. I need something like SNSD's Genie Sexy Remix Version before I give a shit about Gayos again.

Yeah, she recovered during Number 9, it was mainly just when QBS was promoting was when she looked horrible. I still prefer her old nose, but meh, what's done is done. At least she hasn't Bom'd herself yet.

I am so livid right now it's not even funny. The wonderbra should be standard issue for ALL Kpop idols. Heck, even the dudes, since some of those effeminate ones seem to like to dress up in drag. Why the South Korean government hasn't made this into a law just makes me angrier and wonder what the f*** they're doing with their time. The fact that Hello Venus, Fiestar, APink, Nine Muses, Wa$$up, AOA, SPICA, Glam and others are not living up to their mammary potential is a travesty. I purposely left out Crayon Pop because that would just make their Pop-Jussi fanbase seem more creepier than it is.

Whatever nobody in kpop has tits anymore because they're all Ana. Save for the occasional not so skinny girl who then gets ridiculed so heavily that she forced herself down to a lower weights *cough*HYOSUNG*cough*