A Man Will Be Eaten Alive by a Snake on TV Because Nothing Shocks Us Anymore

On December 7, Discovery will air a special called 'Eaten Alive,' in which filmmaker Paul Rosolie will be, yup, eaten alive by an anaconda.

Of course, he'll wear a special suit so this modern-day Job can come back out and share the crazy experience with the world.

The show has already been shot, so, spoiler alert, he survived the ordeal.

Perhaps not surprisingly, animal rights activists are none too pleased with this bit of stunt programming, with an online petition demanding the cable channel not broadcast the special.

For his part, Rosolie is defending his actions. Count us in as excited to see this, too. Maybe it'll give us some unique hide-and-seek tips because you know no one will look inside a snake to find you.