Friday, July 25, 2008

June 30, 1922. Washington policeman Bill Norton measuring the distance between knee and suit at the Tidal Basin bathing beach after Col. Sherrell, Superintendent of Public Buildings and Grounds, issued an order that suits not be over six inches above the knee." National Photo Co.

1930. Policeman warning few youngsters who were bathing naked at river.

From news papers and television articles general public of Sri Lanka learn that the release of Firefox 3 in sinhala language is complete project of ICTA and University of Moratuwa. But most of them are not aware that it is a success story of many more individuals that contribute to the project with most of the effect of Danishka.

So here I posting few log entries with the people really worked for this and the way they have contributed.

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Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors and Achievements:

- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby. 10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e . 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?