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Valve's Adult Swim Project Teased

When I was last in San Francisco, I made it a mission to sample different flavors of experimental ice cream. Everything from bourbon-and-cornflakes to the more conventional chocolate-with-rock-salt was consumed by yours truly in the name of ice cream science. Sure I felt a little sick afterwards, but science. As I now look upon the announcement of Valve's collaboration with Adult Swim, which likens itself to a blending of peanut butter and chocolate, I'm faced again with the stomach-churningly self-sacrificial need to eat all of it. I do this so that you don't have to, my friends.

There are few clues as to what this frighteningly delicious concoction might entail on the Adult Swim page, but we're warned that it's "something that you'll probably enjoy." Oh gee. If I must. It's looking to be Team Fortress 2-related, possibly with a liberal topping of crushed almond brittle. If this is where all those Meet The Team videos were leading, I foresee a pretty sweet culmination of flavors.

The nature of this delectable dessert -- by which I mean webseries, of course -- will be unveiled next week, and you can sign up for the Adult Swim Team Fortress 2 newsletter for up-to-the-minute alerts. This is making me want to get my Medic suspenders on again, not least of all to contain all the scrumptious science I'm about to consume.