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Coincidence Vs. Supernatural Phenomenon

Throughout my life I have both witnessed and been a part of many supernatural occurrences. Many would chalk most of these occurrences up to coincidence and I am sure some of them were. However, the sheer quantity of strange coincidences I have been a part of alone convinces me that there is no possible way that all of these things are coincidences. I do not understand the significance of these things but I feel like there is some kind of supernatural force following me around. In addition to this unexplained phenomenon, I experience déjà vu on what I would consider to be a very regular basis. It is difficult to explain what experiencing déjà vu on a regular basis would be so the best way for me to describe it would be for me to say that I without a doubt experience déjà vu at least ten times more than the average person. I will have to research that in order to come up with a scientifically legitimate estimation but that is what I am going with for the time being. For the most part, I have never been able to convince people of this. So many of the occurrences, which make perfect sense to me, can only be described to others in a vague fashion. I think that these occurrences happen in such a way that if I try to describe them to other people they won’t make any sense and people will just think that I am crazy. In other words, it is by design that these things happen so that I personally can see them but if I tell anyone else about it they will just write it off as words from the mouth of someone who has lost their mind. I know why supernatural phenomena has been designed that way but I will save that for some other time. I already wrote like twenty pages on that one time before.

What does this have to do with anything?

Well, my friends, I will tell you.

Whoever has been designing these things must have gotten lazy because something happened yesterday that can not possibly be chalked up to just a mere coincidence. I finally have been left with something that people can at least somewhat identify with. If you have read everything up to this point, congratulations because this is where the actual story starts. While I have been blessed with a better imagination than most, there is no way I could possibly have made this up. I can realistically prove that this happened.

I was on my way to school yesterday and I saw a white car coming up out of the valley. I was about to go down the hill and it had just come up the hill. I am talking about the hill that comes out of the valley that goes up to Wooster and Lorain. The first thing I saw on the car was its license plate. It had three letters on it. The first letter was N. The second letter was A. The third letter was S. That’s right. The license plate I saw said “nas”. While the valley is one of the coolest places in the world, I knew that there was no way NaS had just gone on a cruise down there. I looked to see who was ill enough to have a personalized NaS license place. It was a really old lady. I am sure those are just her initials but this is where things got interesting.

I was listening to Z107.9 on the radio. At the very instant that this car passed me the radio host started talking about NaS. She was talking about how he and Kelis were supposed to be getting back together.

So there you have it. Take it or leave it. I know this wasn’t just a coincidence no matter what any skeptics might say.

In order for this to happen I had to leave my house at exactly the right time, and the old lady with a personalized NaS license plate had to be somewhere in the vicinity of me. I had to have the radio on Z107.9, which was rare in itself, and NaS had to be in the news. I completely stopped caring about math following Algebra II so I am going to have to ask someone at NASA to come up with the odds of this occurring. The odds of this happening are astronomical.

I couldn’t tell you what this means but this type of thing happens to me all of the time.