And obviously, like any self-respecting Bang Bus-riding Miami horndog, we fully intend to celebrate that massive money shot otherwise known as 2013 by goin' full DP on NYE with XXX babe Abella Anderson.

Apparently, when Abella (the 24-year-old "100%CubAnA" star of such suck-and-fuck flicks as Ass Parade 36 and Big Tits in Sports 11) goes to bed, her wettest dreams are filled with electronics, jewelry, and housewares:

So just pick a superthoughtful present for Abella or Kitty. Wrap it up. Tape it down. Pull it out. And maybe you'll even get the chance to shake your P near a V in the VIP while pounding counting down to NYE 2013.