JL Simpson

I'm an English rose who was stolen by a giant nomad and transplanted in a land of gum trees and kangaroos. I quickly learned the new language of G'day and mate but refused all efforts to convert me to eating Vegemite.

A hunger for exploration was awoken by my new surroundings, I traversed the land seeking knowledge and adventure. Despite the trials and tribulations along the way I stood fearless in the face of calamity and embarrassment. With a joyous laugh, and a boundless supply of scones with cream and jam, I stood tall, all fifty-eight inches of me, and shrugged off the humiliation of falling in a freezer and reversing into my own mailbox.

My desire to experience the world led me to embrace a life of crime. Seeking the higher knowledge shared by the great minds of the detective world, I took to worshiping at the altars of the Crime and Investigation channel and Sherlock.

I love sharing tales about the land of my birth along with the unexpected twists of fate that can befall all of us. Holding on to a steadfast belief every obstacle can be overcome, and that you can be more than you ever expected, I spend moments of solitude creating adventures where mystery and mayhem collide.

So, how humiliating. I am a newbie, and probably way too old to be hanging out on Wattpad...but I am trying to be a social butterfly...and apparently failing. My story only has one reader :( Any idea...