So, why aren't YOU at the zoo today?
I forgot, what with all the job stuff and home upheaval.

alt: I don't really understand voltage, current and power. Can anyone explain the difference between them in terms a retard could follow?
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:32,
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Did you know Fred Dinenage opened the VD clinic in St Mary's Hospital.
There's a plaque on the wall and everything. Apparently.
(Pope Shax XIIIuses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:34,
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WHen you fail to plan, you may as well plan to fail.
And other such shit platitudes that pass as content on the kind of courses I get sent on nowadays.
(Pope Shax XIIIuses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:45,
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LOL
LEARNING WITH EXTINCTION
(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:47,
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(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:52,
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I booked the day off and wrote it on my work calendar and everything.
But then I got made redundant and forgot all about it.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:46,
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troo.
I feel bad, I would have liked to go.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:54,
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i invite you to my house, to my dads house, to my pub,
and you won't even let me come to the zoo with you? what sort of forum pal are you eh? I'll tell you what, a SHIT ONE! I HATE YOU, YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:52,
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some sort of ex b3tan super clique zoo trip?
and when i super, i mean super-sized. because of lot of people online are fat.
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:03,
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Yeah.
That's why I snubbed it. I said "Have you asked WP?" and they were like "Who?" and I said "Well fuck you all. That's an outrage. I'll not go." and they were all "PLEASE bm, it won't be any good without YOU" and i was all "too late mofos. no windy pig, no bm."
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:09,
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considering further up the board you admitted to have plain forgotten,
i find it hard to believe that both that statement and this could be true. you're lying to someone BM, and my suspicion is that it is me.
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:13,
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come to my house then you prick.
i might even persuade ladypig to bake you a cake to put in your fat fucking face.
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:16,
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Cool. I'll gaz you some fucking dates tonight if I remember. YOu can fucking pick one

You make no fucking sense and then blame me.
Shove a lightbulb up your arse and piss out something moderately more illuminating than your bullshit elexplanation
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:20,
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Knock knock
Who is there?Not gilgamesh. His comprehension of doors led to him standing in the middle of the road clanging a long stick against a nearby lamp post.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:23,
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understanding electricity is easier if you think about it in the same way as water
current is the flow of electrons within the wire, and can be thought of in much the same way as the flow of water.voltage is the electrical potential difference between two points. think of it like the difference in water pressure between two points, the water will flow from high pressure to low pressure. volatage works in a similar way, the higher the voltage the higher the current.power is a broad term and means the rate at which energy is transferred. the watt is measured in how many joules of energy you use per second

this has been lightguy, your guide to world of facts
(Lightguyhail satan, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:11,
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YEAH RIGHT, FUNNY HOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING RIGHT AFTER I TELL YOU
YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF REPREHENSIBLE CUNTOID
(Cabbages. Knickers.It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:22,
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Oh shit.
I understood it just now, but then gilgamesh came along and confused me again.WHY CAN'T HE KEEP HIS AWFUL MUDDLED THOUGHTS TO HIMSELF? :(
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:25,
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Which part of the electricity is the flush then?
You have totally fucking ruined this for me.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:33,
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right, this should clarify everything
voltage is like when you're halfway to the vinegars but you remember that time you walked in on your granny in the bathroom

current is when you repress the thought of her distended pudendum, grit your teeth and keep wanking like a brain-damaged tramp

and power is when you ejaculate a few drops of watery spaff and weep into a Kleenex because your life is empty and all your friends secretly hate you
(Cabbages. Knickers.It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:39,
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You should change your name...
oh, I just can't be bothered. If anyone fancies finishing this sentence for me, be my guest.So are we going to Oxford or summink?
(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:30,
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