Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

So, I started plying a few dayss ago, and I have to say the game’s pretty good so far, quite funny.

I have a few questions, however:

I am a troll, so far the best way to prevail against forums has just been buying the ego upgrades and more advanced skills. will this always be the case? (ie, just get as much ego as possible)

I only get an extremely limited number of forum visits per day, is there any way to increase the daily allowance?

First off, don’t expect much if any help on these forums. But just this once – getting ego is safe, but boring. You’ll progress slow and steadily. Try and find ways to get as much offense as possible, and if you can beat forums three levels above you. Two if you want to be safer. The only way to increase your visits is to break out the real life money on the “support us” tab up there.

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I’ve done this with a couple of characters, and while I know it’s frustrating to wait, the story is much shorter if you shoot your wad. The first character I did this with I played through Episodes 2 and 3 in one day and it made me sad.

sdgrbbum09

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

I am a troll, so far the best way to prevail against forums has just been buying the ego upgrades and more advanced skills. will this always be the case? (ie, just get as much ego as possible)

No, get your offense as high as possible, if you can beat the thread in like 4 or less hits or so nothing else really matters

NEVA CARED FOR WHAT THEY DOOOOOO NEVA CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW-OW

I only get an extremely limited number of forum visits per day, is there any way to increase the daily allowance?

Wait three days and come back, you’ll magically have 12 visits! You can also pay money for extra visits, but that counts as cheating, which disqualifies you from Domination, which takes all the *snort*fun out of the game.

In short, don’t give Jalapeno Bootyhole a ****ing dollar and every time you think of spending money on this game, do something more worthwhile with it, like shoving it up your bum or buying a Coke.