Lindsay Lohan has a healthy appetite

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been sending Brody Jenner text messages the last couple weeks while in rehab, and last Saturday she allegedly texted him that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”

Really? McDonald’s and sex? She’s officially become a caricature of herself. If I was to make up a story about her texting from rehab that’s exactly what it would’ve been. I’m just waiting for the day she puts on a silly hat, picks up a rifle, and goes hunting for wabbits.

And because she’s a child, here’s Lindsay Lohan screaming for attention by trying to make love to the camera and then pretending to hide under a jacket. She might as well be twirling a fiery baton while trying to do cartwheels and yelling: “Look what I can do!”

I’m so sick of this foot-cramp it’s not even funny…she doesn’t need rehab for being a drug addict and alcoholic, she needs rehab for being a media whore!!!
Save rehab for people who need it like my good friend Pete Doherty. Or me.