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Appearance: A beautiful rich, dark honey brown color tempts my eyes in an almost unfair way. An off-white to almost yellow head laces majestically in the inside of my glass that only serves to swell my temptation. It’s remarkably clear with a moderate amount of carbonation; all of these qualities combining to make this reviewer drool.

Smell: There’s a subtle citrus note with grass and sweetness; I’d liken it to walking outside to your garden after the rain on a hot day.

Taste: A stark contrast to the smell, a great hoppy bitterness envelopes the mouth, every bit of surface area blissfully screaming because of the skillful balance offered by the sweetness. The aftertaste is just a slow burn of more of the hops that holds and holds, not leaving the mouth even minutes after a proper, deep sip.

Overall: The way that the taste of this beer never leaves your mouth is a godsend because I don’t want to lose it. 87/100. I could only dock points because the taste could be very overpowering at times. I loved it, but I could see this being a turnoff for some.

I’ve been racking my brain in attempts to come up with a proper term for a group of gays; we’ve got great terms like “unkindness” for ravens and “clowder” for cats, but jumping straight to something like “gaggle” seems a bit extreme. Then, of course, I realize that it’s right there in front of me: Pride. It’s a pride of gays. Well this was Pride Weekend in my native Columbus and I took it as a chance to do some equal opportunity trolling. We don’t discriminate here at Booze and Other Nonsense. (Except the Polish. No time for them.) Follow the Facebook page or Twitter account for extra nonsense and be sure to share this with your friends.

As per usual, these were the funniest, weirdest, and most confusing of the dozens of replies I dug through.