The Wall of Shame

I work for a company that takes classified ads. A co-worker
started keeping "special" ads pinned up on his wall
before I started working there.
This is the continuation of that legacy. Addresses and such have been
changed to protect the guilty.

THE LIFE EXTERMINATORS Private, confidential removal. 555-1212

LIFE=LICE
This guy called back to find out why his ad didn't run. So the
supervisor told him. They both had a good laugh.

We also get "work orders" for problems with the system.
(FYI, "Cats" or "CATS" is short for the "Classified Ad
Taking System"):

Workstation 90. Cats not recognizing "Lunchbox Overseer"
Calls LO calls cause
Cats to log out. Additionally, a map with the Areas &
New Civicle Man O War
was there for quality/quick customer service in Real Estate Categories.

This person gets an F.

Some comment:

does not want any, any to appesrtin the paper or the
location or prive, (marked fields) this is a wanted to
but house and those to not apply