As tens of thousands of Americans continue to battle the aftermath of the catastrophic hurricane that ripped through their communities, Trump’s providing the world with a incredible example of what a Commander-in-Chief should look like. Unlike Obama who continued to whack golf balls on Martha’s vineyard as 40,000 Louisiana residents were left homeless and swimming around in dirty swamp water, Trump is now pulling out all the stops to help suffering Texans in an awe-inspiring move that has left the suffering people of Texas cheering today, and Obama looking like a complete jackass.

Ever since the first storm clouds began to form over Texas, liberals have been anxiously waiting for Trump to “screw up” so they could paint him as an uncaring a-hole. But they’ve been wildly disappointed. Governor Greg Abbot has been giving constant praise to Trump’s response to the crisis, saying that Trump’s speedy response has “triggered all the resources of FEMA to help Texas,” giving both FEMA and president Trump a “grade of A+” for their handing of the disaster.

As Trump tirelessly works to get all the necessary resources to help the suffering people of Texas, our president still believes that Americans deserve more. Now in addition to sending in troops to help with the relief and even Navy warships in recent days to provide security and support with evacuations, the president has now sending the Marine Corps. And the awe-inspiring scene that Texans witnessed as Marine tanks rolled down the streets to save stranded victims of the hurricane will make you proud as hell to be an American.

2nd Lt. Leguizamon said since the unit is based in Galveston, it was able to deploy quickly: “We’re basically leveraging the fact that we’re geographically dispersed.”

The Marines rolling into town were met by ecstatic Texans who were “overjoyed,” as the rescue efforts continue to put a massive strain on local low enforcement. “People can be heard cheering as Marines moved their AAVs into the flooded road,”IJ Review reported. Now civilian volunteers who have been using their personal resources and boats to rescue victims now have these badass reinforcements in place, as President Trump pulls out all the stops to ensure that the American people are taken care of.

Amazingly, President Trump is just getting started. More support from the Marine Corps is currently underway, and more units mobilize and head to Texas, joining forces with the Texas National Guard that the Texas governor has already deployed.

What an incredible sight to see the splendor of America’s premiere fighting forces on the ground ready to put their badass skills into play. The response between President Trump and Obama after natural disasters couldn’t be more stark. Last August while 40,000 Louisianans were left homeless after catastrophic flooding devastated the community and left 13 people dead, the hard working people of Louisiana waited and waited to hear their president.

But Obama was nowhere to be found. The plight of suffering Louisianans was the last thing on Obama’s list of priorities, as he continued to whack golf balls and vacation at his exclusive posh resort.

“Why is Obama ignoring us?” headlines everywhere read. Local newspapers even called him out, publicly shaming the Obama into interrupting his vacation to do his damn job.

“He should pack his bags now, and pay a call on communities who need to know that in a national catastrophe, they are not alone,” the newspaper’s editors wrote in Baton Rogue.

“It’s past time for the president to pay personal visit, showing his solidarity with suffering Americans,” they added. “The president’s presence is already late to this crisis, but it’s better late than never.”

“Louisiana needs a Comforter-in-Chief — someone who can mobilize national attention on the plight of suffering people,” another news site wrote. “If he can find time to raise money for Hillary Clinton on vacation – he can sure as heck make time for flood victims in the Deep South.”

“F*** you, Obama.” local woman Heather Briggs blasted out in a live facebook video as flood waters surrounded her house. “He comes down here and says this isn’t a photo op, yet he brings news crews, a podium, and does a g** damn speech. We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We don’t like you. You were so f****** ‘heartbroken’ at the ‘loss of life’ of 13 people that you continued your f****** vacation, you continued your fancy meals and your golf game and your walks on the f******* shore, and whatever else you did with your man wife.”

It’s so incredible to finally have a Commander-in-Chief who puts the American people first. What a complete change from “president selfie stick” who couldn’t even be bothered to interrupt his tee-time to visit suffering Louisianans during their natural disaster.

TRIGGER WARNING: Prissy Holly is a conservative journalist, professional shi*t starter and disgruntled military vet who is very outspoken and doesn’t give a flying crap about your feelings when exposing the truth. If you want your daily dose of news delivered in the most politically incorrect way as possible, make sure you follow Prissy!

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