Dear Tool Of The American Way,It was with great revulsion that I forced myself to read your open letter to Ellen Degeneris. Oopsy-daisy! In the following paragraph, you allow your true judgmental, criticizing, holier-than-thou attitude to slip out. “Being 56 years old, childless and with your third "partner," you may not understand the awesome responsibility it is to shape impressionable and vulnerable children.” I take it, then, that following your logic, Christian nuns should never be allowed to be around children based on the fact that most of them have never had children of their own, at least some of them are 56 years old, and a few of them joined the order after having been divorced. You then take the following portion of a comedy routine and attempt to portray it as Ellen’s actual views on life in the following quote: “ You once said, "I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way—getting drunk the night before!" “But it is the following paragraph that most clearly reveals your real agenda—ensuring that future soldiers continue to be bred for service to the nation-state that affords you so many material benefits. Dude—wake up! They’ve got drones now and don’t need nearly as many bodies. In fact, they’re having a hard time taking care of the ones they’ve already got. Maybe you could go and volunteer at your local V.A. Hospital as your ministry instead of “helping” homosexuals see the light. Here is the real meat of your message: “Ellen, a nation rises or falls on marriage. If we dismantle this pillar of society, as it has existed for over 5,000 years of Western civilization and redefine it to accommodate other arrangements such as yours (or those advocating for polyamorous, polygamous or other configurations), what will be the consequences for this sacred and the future of our nation?”Well, let’s see. Maybe the future of our nation wouldn’t include genocide, land theft, slavery, child sexual abuse, and nuclear, atomic, and germ warfare. You know, all those things that, unlike homosexuality, are okay according to the Bible, and that served to make this country the greatest and most feared, if not respected, in the world. Finally, you actually have the nerve to use the name of Martin Luther King, who gave his life fighting against the very kind of discrimination and judgment that you’re spouting. You even used Bono’s name in a feeble attempt to identify yourself with social justice and being cool and hip. Pathetic. Just pathetic.