Libertarian presidential candidate and former Governor of New Mexico Gary Johnson is currently polling at 24% in his home state of New Mexico, despite the fact that he doesn’t know a lot of facts about the world—fun or otherwise. Luckily for him, it is 2016, and we no longer care about those.

In today’s Who? Weekly: Politics Edition, we turn to Bill Weld, we squint politely at Bill Weld for a sec, and then we Google Bill Weld’s name. Oh, right: Bill Weld is the running mate of Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson. It is unclear to me whether Bill Weld is really in this thing to win it!

In a recent interview with MSNBC’s Kasie Hunt, Gary Johnson was asked whether he believes he could actually catch up with his opponents in the polls if given a spot on the debate stage (at 9 percent, he—along with Green Party candidate Jill Stein— failed to qualify for Monday’s debate).

Another day, another goof for libertarian presidential candidate and sneaker enthusiast Gary Johnson, who shared some misfiring thoughts on CNN’s Reliable Sources regarding attacks in Manhattan and St. Cloud, Minnesota over the weekend, just a few weeks after he failed to identify Aleppo.

Have you heard? Gary Johnson—Libertarian third party candidate, former governor of New Mexico, avid outdoorsman—is cutting into Hillary Clinton’s lead against Donald Trump, despite the fact that he will likely not make it onto the debate stage.

Forever 21 is owned by a family of mental gymnasts who have found away to marry the "our purpose as humans is to give of ourselves to those in need in emulation of Christ" philosophy of Christianity with the "fuck you, pay me" ethos of conservatism. The fast fashion chain most recently advertised its top brass's…

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has crowned himself this week's King of WTF by attempting to pull a fast one on the American people— he inserted a "Personhood" clause into a totally unrelated bill about flood insurance that would have declared that life begins at conception and that your uterus is officially his…

Now that everyone's talking about those racist newsletters Ron Paul sent around in the 1990's, people are starting to wonder if perhaps the guy who sounds like he has a lot of negative thoughts about black people might be a little bit racist. Not true, says a former longtime staffer of the Presidential candidate; Ron…

In a Senate hearing on energy yesterday, Kentucky senator Rand Paul demanded that a woman explain to him why his toilet doesn't work but she still gets to have abortions. Is there no justice in this world?

Michael Duff (not pictured) writes in the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal about his "favorite Internet hoax," when the dude on the right borrowed a picture of the Russian mail-order bride on the left to increase the popularity of his libertarian website. He started interspersing his libertarian rantings with stories of…