In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, minivans for aging hipsters, pelican attacks, and how breast implants serve Christianity.

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1.) Minivans for aging hipsters
Toyota is trying to remove the stigma of "uncool" from minivans by featuring "cool" parents in its ads. As a 30-year-old married woman who doesn't feel old, it sort of terrifies me that I'm exactly the demo they're trying to convince.

2.) The cheat-on-your-wife commercial
There are so many reasons why I find this deplorable and ultimately, confusing.

3.) Judge Judy and supermarket parking lots
JJ was on Larry King Live this week, where she was asked to discuss whether or not celebrities should be held to a higher standard of conduct. She says yes, and accepts this responsibility, giving an example as to why.