Treats orange juice like others treat [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]]. Personally knows an alarming number of people who aspire to TakeOverTheWorld. Wants to marry [[TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden.]] Or [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe The Statue of Liberty.]] Both seem equally unattainable.

Enemies: homophobes, quiche, and [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible certain kinds of Modern Art.]]

Currently in an [[EthicalSlut open relationship]] with an {{Adorkable}} geeky guy who can do a damn fine [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]] impersonation. On their first date they watched {{UHF}} and TheRockyHorrorPictureShow, and he started to teach her how to play MagicTheGathering.

BiTheWay ... for a while she's been in CourtlyLove with a RichBitch named Helen [[strike: of Troy.]] Yes, hers is a [[LauncherOfAThousandShips face that]] [[JustForPun launched a thousand ships.]]----<>