(Okay, I think we need to go over the rules. If I say "So the pig", then the next person has to give three words that connect to three words before it. So a good continuation might be "So the pig ate some cheese". "Ate some cheese" would be what you post after I posted "So the pig". An example of a sentence that wouldn't work would be "So the pig monkeys have escaped!", because, while I'm not that good at English, I know "So the pig monkeys have escaped!" does not make a coherent sentence.)

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "

Everything in brackets I added in myself so I could connect sentences that didn't make sense.

Once upon a time, a fat pig tried to diet, so he ate celery for months and his poop didn't smell like normal poop, instead it smelled like cabbage! So this pig ran around squealing until he decided to eat slop, but his slop had cheese in it (and pigs can't digest cheese). [So] the farmer came and ate his enormous rump with his family. Suddenly, an alien starting making out with his sister! So the pig had an aneurysm [and] a bloody nose that bled a lot [and] flooded his room with some cheese which killed his nerves in all of his lower extremeties. He had never been laid except but his only left hand, but it turned out his hand was mutated from the semi-nuclear blast. [Also], he didn't know how to handle the overwhelming amount of blood on his favorite shirt. So with a bottle of Clorox, he tried to kill himself, but it backfired and his ass exploded, creating a mist of noxious fumes that, once inhaled, were quite fatal (except to himself).