Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Warning: Contains Graphic Images

In honor of National Coming Out Day (which was actually yesterday, so I'm late, as per usual), I wanted to tell you guys something...

My cat is gay.

Don't look at me.

How do I know? Well, first of all, all his friends are girls.

"Fag hag"

Secondly, he LOVES Vera Bradley.

Me love bag.

And lastly, but just as important, he has sex with guys:

Get it girl.

And you know what? I'm okay with that. As my dad said, when we saw a handful of grown men standing in the Cape Cod Mall parking lot wearing leather chaps and chains: "Whatever. Different strokes for different folks."