The shipping I paid Ulta for – UPS Ground for $5.95 (note, Sephora offers me free three-day shipping on orders of this size) – was transferred to the USPS on Friday, the original “estimated delivery date.” Location of transfer? Baltimore, Maryland. And of course, since it’s USPS, I can’t track it now.

Am I a bit peeved at Ulta? You betcha. And we all know that when I’m peeved about a company’s stupid policies, I make sure the whole world knows.