Also joining the biggest and best team on the planet was Eduardo Herrera, the second Mexican to sign for Rangers in a week.

When they get a free-kick next season, I reckon Donald Trump will put up the wall.

The SFA insist Craig Whyte will never be involved with Scottish football (even though the Celtic fans have offered to set up a crowdfunding campaign to pay his £200,000 fine), but any chance of drafting him in today against England?

Rangers fans — plus all the other taxpayers who footed the £400k bill for this case — surely deserve some answers.

The fans who gave their club the kiss of life can’t believe NOBODY has been found guilty for their demise.

And even the diehards have long accepted it wasn’t Dundee United’s fault.

Former chairman Alastair Johnston, back on the Ibrox board this week, accused Whyte of “murdering” Rangers (only the company, presumably) but I think we know who he really blames for the enormous gulf that now exists between Gers and Celtic.

For every eye David Murray had open, Peter Lawwell had two.

AFTER the delights of last season at Fir Park, I thought I was desperate for a long break from football.

But it’s funny how the draw for the Betfred League Cup can get the juices flowing.