Where?

Where are you from, young man? I’m from Dayton, Ohio. No, I mean where are you really from? America. I must not be making myself clear. Were you born here? Yes, I was. Never mind.

Hey, you! You’re Chinese? Yes, I am. I thought so, I could tell by your eyes. My eyes are fine, they’re just like yours. No, they’re squinty, that’s how I could tell. I’m not squinting.Look at me, stupid Chinese kid.

Ching-ching-chang-chong-chung. What are you saying? Doesn’t that mean something in Chinese?No, it doesn’t. Whatever, hey, teach me some Chinese curse words. No. It’s a beautiful language, I won’t befoul it. What a loser. Typical Asian.

Let’s try again. Okay. I hope we have no problems this time. Sure. It’s only one question.Go ahead. Where are you from? America.