Whispers and Lullabies

Illuminati

Description:

The Illuminati chapter in Night Vale has recently split into ten distinct factions: Red, Green, Eagle, Faction Four, the Real Illuminati, the Other Real Illuminati, Red Again, Alpha, Windhind and Hungry Man Brand Frozen Foods Officially Sponsored Illuminati. The split was overseen by the Council of Three, overseen by the Council of Five, and monitored by the Council of Zero.

None of this may be known to you, and they are only telling you this to demonstrate your fragile mind, which barely parsed the words as they were spoken, and have already forgotten the secrets contained just moments later. You will never know anything, and you will not even know that.