Summary: Fuck you Joss, you racist asshole—an ode to the invisible Asians of Firefly. For the 2008 vividcon "FUCK YOU!" Challenge Show.

A/N: Thanks to permetaform, and goluxexmachina for egging me on. Thanks also to tehshiny for her linguistic aid. I hope I didn't butcher the Chinese too badly.

Music: "Boyd's Journey" by Damon Albarn and Michael Nyman on the Ravenous (1999) Original Soundtrack; "How Much ... Window?" performed by Adam Baldwin, Nathan Fillian and Gina Torres in the "Firefly Extended Gag Reel."