But What Will Prostitutes Wear?

Here is the KEY LOOK for Fall, modeled by Shopbop’s new model, Rumer 2.0, featuring the all important shaggy fur jacket. Yes, this is the very same faux fur immortalized by Sea of Shoes and Her Mom in Vogue magazine! I’ll wait here while you race to order it from Intermix.

Torn, shredded skinnies topped with more torn crap: “As you move into fall you will need to upgrade from your ripped, ravaged and shredded tee to the sweater version of this red hot trend. Kimberly Ovitz creates it here for you in a relatively heavy sweater knit. In black.”

We’re almost done! Once you’ve got the fierce skinnies, studded boots, ripped l——s, military jacket, fake fur and layers of boyfriend t-shirts, PILE ON some twisted up chain necklaces with fun amulets like daggers, skulls, talons, and the kitchen sink. Here’s a good prototype, by Fallon, $145.

10 Responses to But What Will Prostitutes Wear?

Thank you, thank you, thank you for explaining fall 09 to me! I was at a loss over what I should spend my hard earned money on. Now excuse me while I rush over to Intermix (I live in NY, so I will actually visit the store) and get these pieces before they sell out.