I BEEN WORKING REAL HARD ON CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, THOUGHT I'D TAKE A BIT OF A BREAK. THE WORDS MIDNIGHT WRITER CAME TO ME FROM OUT OF THE BLUE, EITHER THAT OR ONE OF THEM SPIRIT WRITERS BE FLOATING AROUND EARTH BOUND DECIDING TO FUCK ME UP. WHAT THEY DIDN'T COUNT ON, I BEEN THAT WAY FOR A SPELL. GETTING OLDER AS IN THE BIG ALZEN=WISEN-HEIMERS DON'T HELP STRAIGHTEN WHOM I AM UP, NOW DOES IT. ANYHOW I TOYED WITH THAT WAYWARD AUTOMATIC WRITING SOUL , OR SHOULD I SAY POOR SOUL WHO FLOATED INTO GLENO'S HEAD. HAH! HAH! HAH! I SENT MR. POOR SOUL PACKING. I INFORMED HIM TO PASS THE MESSAGE "DON'T BE SENDING NO WAYWARD SPIRITS ROUND HERE NO MORE! I SEEN A FLASH OF LIGHT SHOOT FROM ME HEAD, LOOKED TO ME LIKE IT HAD A TAIL-LIGHT TUCKED UNDER HIS WHATCH-A-MA-CALL-IT.
Damn with all this work I been doing and thinking along with it, I was afraid I might lose my sense o humor. I been working on a shortened summary, of my summary, for C, AND P. (This is a wee funny of the word babble from the book, I could not help myself!)
I BELIEVE I'LL GO TO BED NOW. WON'T BE NO WAYWARD SPIRIT AROUND HERE NO MORE I FEEL SAFE THEY GOT THE MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR.
Automatic writing my arse! That be my loco-motive brain a belching smoke and a moving on down the line. Until next time, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite!!! Glen Boob . . . . . .
I think I burnt my spell checky thing-a-ma-bob up! It had no suggestions on all my words! I won, I broke Mr. or Mrs. Properness UP! Yippee!

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You are just hilarious Glen! A friend of mine who was born and raised in New York state always talk about the different ways people speak and pronounce words. It can be so different depending on where you are that it is a wonder we can understand each other. I have a friend who is from Boston. Several years ago we were having a conversation and he tells me to hold on, he has to go get a f**k...... I'm like WHAT?? I'm not waiting on the phone while you go get a f**K. Well it turns out he was saying FORK, but it sure sounded like a four letter word to my untrained ears !!

And now I am trying to picture that wayward spirit with a tail light under it's whatcha ma callit.... I think if I saw something like that I would be quite frightened !

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