Sunday, December 23, 2012

Well the truth is finally out. Barack Obama won last
November by a landslide of electoral votes, much to the horror and chagrin of
vast throngs of true and patriotic Americans who had “Nobama” and “Obama Must
Go”(OMG) stickers attached to their pickup trucks. And now we know why.

Obama won the election because his opponent, Mitt Romney,
really didn’t want to be president. He’s a very private person, you see, and
being so much in the public eye was not something he wanted to do. So in
effect, Romney threw the fight. Romney, and his advisors, all from the Bush
political machine, knew how to win an election. They invented winning in the 21st
century in 2004. But no, Romney really didn’t want to be president and so Obama
is an accidental president because his opponent was not very enamored of the
prize because the price of his loss of privacy was too high.

And no, I’m not talking trash, this is what Tagg Romney
recently said of his father’s recent loss.

“’He wanted to be
president less than anyone I’ve met in my life. He had no desire to . . . run,’
said Tagg, who worked with his mother, Ann, to persuade his father to seek the
presidency. ‘If he could have found someone else to take his place . . . he
would have been ecstatic to step aside. He is a very private person who loves
his family deeply and wants to be with them, but he has deep faith in God and
he loves his country, but he doesn’t love the attention.’”

So there you have it. Obama is not a Christian, not an
American (not white), and not really the President of the United States. And
now we know that he was not actually re-elected either. Obama will be president
for another 4 years because Mitt Romney didn’t really want to be president.

That makes so much sense. Someone who wants to be president
wouldn’t staff his offices with one sixth of the staff of his opponent. Neither
would he fail to have thousands of volunteers and a high-tech campaign strategy
that made sure that every American got a personal contact.Romney didn’t have any of that and now we
know why. He didn’t want to win.