Ace Williams is in high school

I really wish I didn't have to reiterate this, but since I've gotten a half-dozen emails about this transfer bullshit let me restate a few things:

1. ACE WILLIAMS IS IN HIGH SCHOOL. He signed up with an account here that I googled and traced back to a metro Detroit high school. He is 16. The last time this came up, he was 14. You'll note that his twitter bio pictures are re-appropriate male models.

In any case, the amount of insider information he has is zero.

2. EVERYTHING HE STATES IS BASED ON EXTANT INTERNET RUMORS. I follow all this stuff very closely and his pattern is apparent: people start buzzing about random internet user X--previously mostly message boards, these days twitter--and this particular rumor was sourced from some dudes twitter account.

3. HE IS NOT VERY HINGED EVEN FOR A 16 YEAR OLD. This is an email he sent the last time this came up and I exposed him.

Fuck you asshole. I will kick your fucking ass. You and your retarded fats aunts that go to Michigan games in sect 4.

(I don't sit in 4.) The last time this happened, "Ace WIlliams" created a fake twitter feed for our Ace in which he tweeted at kids trashing Michigan because he was mad at being outed.

4. "ACE WILLIAMS" needs help. If you suspect that you know this child, please get him the psychological help he needs.

5. He is not a source of information. This goes without saying, right? The reason all references to him get deleted is because you might as well be posting about the predictive capabilities of your farts.

My fat ass brother and me will be sitting in section 4 today along with the wife. He's got a beard so I'm pretty sure Ace won't mistake him for your aunt but what about my wife jill? You don't suppose Ace will think she's your aunt and will try and kick her ass do you?
I'm telling you right now-first high school kid who gets near us IS GOING DOWN!

Yikes. I'm taking my nephew who is in HS. We'll be staying away from section 4 and groups comprised of "fat ass" guys with beards, old guys and women named Jill. And we definitely won't be wearing an "I love Al" t-shirt.

Also, I can see a scenario playing out where a/the mod(s) wakes up in a few hours and gets on here to start the morning "look over", sees his thread and says to himself "Oh jesus, now what, nothing like nerfing threads about forbidden douche bags first thing in the morning on Gameday.." and then realizing what this actually is, and "ohhh, well I'll be damned".

I suppose then that this is not the best time to share the Normalized Fart Chart, which I have graphed by meal and use to predict which foods I might want to avoid in a social setting. Needless to say, if I eat at Buffalo Wild Wings (for example), the model I have created says, "Just go home...just go".

In any case, I was in a conversation about his "sources" on Twitter, and it struck me that Ace Williams must get his stuff from someone like this (thanks to the person that actually went to the trouble and made it):

This is a kid. He clearly has caused some trouble on the board but let's not push him over the edge. He really does have some issues. When Brian suggested Ace needs psychological help, I agree. This kid probably does need some medical attention. Unfortunately he probably will never get it.

that this kid needs to stop spreading completely factitious and potentially damaging information, if in fact he is 16, that is a fairly common practice for someone that age. That doesn't excuse his actions, but I don't think publicly recommending psychological help is the best idea.

My favorite thing about the 16 year old was the whole photo fiasco. When he used to use this photo:

...and say it was him. A bunch of people rightly called him out on it being a fake photo of a male model, so then he said, "Fine, I'll give you an updated photo," and posted this:

LOL, not even the same person.

He tried to say that the first photo was from his "modeling days, 5 years ago," as if that explains how he got an entirely new face and aged in reverse, Benjamin Button style.

This is the type of person we're dealing with, people. Just laugh at how terribly mismanaged Chat Sports is that a 16 year old has conned them into having a career as a, "Michigan insider," and move on.

...everyone! Between the fart section of this thread and the entire faux Drew/Valenti threads, I've had more fun on Mgo since....well, it's been awhile. To show my appreciation, I'm clicking on the ad at the top of the page and signing up for CPA courses at Elmhurst College.

While Williams is an idiot, one must admit that he is great at producing a lot of clicks without actually putting anything of value up for people to read. I would say that I wonder if he realizes how much money he is leaving on the table by not focusing his "talent" toward monetized websites, but the answer is self-evident.