I'm a friendly bloke, with a decent job I enjoy, positive outlook,
all my own hair and an empty space where I wouldn't mind a person
of the female persuasion.

It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take me!

I have mild nerditis, which can manifest as binge-watching, some
gaming and much reading. Be warned, I think it's an STD. There's no
cure, but sunshine, good food, the theatre and sex are effective
for alleviating symptoms.