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Lenny Clarke

Jan 16, 2014|

Comedian Lenny Clarke stopped by to talk about his latest show and other things going on in the news.

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-- they Hill Man Morning Show on demand. I'm always on the hand on your schedule at WAM. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- That the -- union that fighting for the child molest. Obviously does no yeah this is this. Did you union I don't know maybe Illinois yeah they're fighting so that the job molested doesn't get buy it now yup I bet because he's a good teacher. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The -- -- in the closet yeah it's amazing to me because that you did her friends not like her because the other kids in the class to softer in the. I know there's the anyway I can't yeah we don't yet it is something that is they'd just -- products that haven't sex with the kids you know I I don't like double the -- -- of fame in Florida gives you know he's not please America don't control. And -- assertion resembled Jerry and I can read -- if that was my kid. I would stop insurers are. -- a lot more -- She is not my shot back. Others don't play next week which. I don't know but then yeah -- also. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- What I learned. I look at the both get a Selig didn't test well you don't want -- waited a Boston sports but I knew we don't like like bill look like right down the street that's fantastic. You know letting you know I Gelman does he uses the that the that through that machine and it shakes Jeff currently the -- oh my god Kelly this -- -- it will hybrids -- So don't -- and don't play -- -- up against anything can happen LEY I got to tell you regularly -- that they drive by mistake and I was -- I was talking here about a failure or Bosnia my mother died as a -- that was a mistake after that all intentional about do you ever get do you ever get identified. By a fan in the -- in the locker -- like you know post -- or an exit -- -- but it could come back when somebody is -- -- one of those guys. Who walks around the locker room proudly naked at all times I am I and I know that you know I got hit and what I did and I get out you know is it's doubly. It daily intelligence Zemin. If you're shaking and I got a user is -- -- -- keeping it I'm gonna -- Yeah give me a couple minutes of time and the only -- on -- but yeah. You're then you're in our locker room kind of guy has just gotten out of shower and he's like. You know yapping on the phone with like one foot up on land on the bench like totally naked like it's -- an exhibitionist there is evidence that society are proud as I have final months -- about Muslims should be proud -- -- I don't let the Latinos -- you know what -- what little literally have a good shape enough evidence I don't know much. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I'm doing the show. Friday at eight dirty OK Saturday at 81 shell okay -- -- his cage on clock. My nephew in the but. You're always gonna -- your agent work -- and he's hosted the show. A morgue which got me that I used to WB a two nights like I was when you and we went and -- that plays out the does -- stuck. And you know I mean I'm -- -- I were W -- and what do we learn about -- from this administration what you pay your lawyers. Like it -- Secret Service they are so funny you know it added that Dellucci got a podium you know paid awards awards do her job and I love -- myself. But I cannot thank god unhappily married and everything gonna turn the prostitute not the sex just the one and I can. -- I I I. I want my job President Obama on TV now and I always used Secret Service to look right that -- will look -- what people -- guns don't look at full. -- -- like that want to -- notes as his wife is that marriage issue back from -- yet I believe she is back yeah I apology is get back yeah and she'd struggled paradise problem paradise and I there's there's -- what what that what what the income but when she stays behind she's not allowed to go on a trip whether -- Mean that's how some people have a successful man you bugs you know you look like that -- obviously just Marge will have a -- up and yet everybody can go I don't drive -- -- -- -- -- my wife like the president vice president and number and it's Cameron dollar and a little an article about an -- in the -- ya -- I -- that a -- this beautifully -- one -- that was it. What do you make of all the attention being paid to Chris Christie in and a bridge -- let me. Hey no one died and -- board that. I add them up but no judge ruled -- guys we had we had a and passionate kills an. And I'm surprised that the gay and lesbian alliance has not spoke -- because he was gay and always talking about that. Oh yeah well no big big game Yahoo! in the all -- -- -- -- -- -- and I think if you can usually get I'm not sure I don't -- you know I can use the word because a -- that you can use that there are no and so once that the way you guys in late Monday that happened give -- my -- I didn't even think yeah I mean this guy was -- you know murdered and what -- -- my dad and dad. And -- worried about some bridge because this traffic who. The bottom that's beyond the double. Double edged up and out there right now widely investigated the bobbled double whatever is. Good advice columns he keeps his off the -- it's going to get a jump around to I'll tell you when jail yeah -- I'm not allowed to go to jail being -- what would you rate estimate what he would pull any snow then yeah. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Butler Butler I don't know I get a similarly I. -- I totally can come back. Yeah hi -- left. Here two hours early analogic nice guy I don't I don't -- -- you know you're pretty wrapping -- the market Cubans abroad don't miss my job -- And pillows got really -- everything -- every day and I mean there's the legal case that you -- in the season and I got to hate speech you know what I mean that people I hate you know I wish I illegally engine yeah you know you can. You can sneak into this country but you can't -- I'd have a cigarette. So Mike is the illegal aliens cigarettes I don't know liberals -- -- -- you can attempt against international human animal to have joint. Apparently. Low sell high like you know what you're gonna get how to drive this traffic you know you know you -- that day you know you have a breakdown -- the breakdown -- that's what it's live we'll be having a technical -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- So people over. Are right Lenny Clarke DC area and Lenny is a doing a show would apps down addict or he does his comedy -- Donna Dent in the house and -- the -- running down below how it does a great place a hundred animal -- Saturday yeah. So you're going to ask you to have you since the Boston strong concert did you ever hear anything from being cooker any anything about battle thing I was curious whether you heard is. I guess tennis is Zemin wants and hoping anemic and it seemed like minutes Larry says that he wanted to damage done in MI gets rockets that can I email like that type like any military they let me. He's like a gay man tall as I -- and let's give. Got my number got out of I don't really email like delete not -- his shot from point. Thank god 2.0 I don't know how to use via the web and I'm brother and his arteries and I -- I think it's I've become Michael points a put up points mom. And that kind of athlete is what you know it's free -- that it's -- -- -- computer itself how about I don't. Played the travel it would buy troubled countries what. They would give you like snippets of point you know like a little taste female in the hotel and the hotel -- and I know it's like 151620. Dollars I -- you know you you don't freebie yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but. So -- the free -- Whatever you put your snob because he -- it because some of the free stuff isn't as good shot no no it's why some words to a -- you know so I don't see what's wrong I'm. That this that they did it in Scotland and a couple of the dog does not conforming enough. -- -- -- -- -- -- at a regular guys -- not occasionally used some hot you're never gonna have me I go pick a day. How you haven't. Another just I don't pull up porn site and you gotta fight -- he would -- get I think that you weren't you what do you guys got -- -- -- -- legally I think what they should always have bad health -- website run by the porn people. I'd ever wanna be on and then you can get off -- let me let hey ma right now I know what you mean. We'll tell you are obviously great you know bodily flu is not -- not yeah. That's -- I don't -- much you know and I. You know I don't have you don't have debate is an agent to some really hot and I can't believe. The beautiful beautiful woman. That the point and you know these are huge beautiful -- -- the that -- -- point and it's coming out and separate properly and stupid war -- It's instead you have to remember you don't put it -- thank you are actually I. Might it not so years. Saying that the women and have gotten better off like it then that magazine based on what I where young yes you know you have -- deal on the -- an employee and abuse of magazine is that I know you just and it's never send it could be arguably the money they can make Ellis who runs the -- -- how to make money out of yeah. Want to -- up quickly if we're I don't wanna flow are not elderly point and I don't think I probably got. The clinical and only -- right now but yeah Walsh told the scenarios are you unlock value of the Illinois guy. Insurance alone yeah definitely yeah parents and I hate to think I can tell them that not only that I thought I'd like to human health insurance well -- -- -- Superman -- but he's -- -- Joseph what do you tell the and we got -- -- older ladies and yeah. I -- my god yeah yeah and let them enjoy their golden years. That's golden years. -- I -- so -- felony Clark is here tomorrow we were gonna. Go over there as these as long as you're here OK you got -- we we might as well talk about did you see where if you had to name one movie you saw this year that it absolutely sucked. Look what would it be. Mean and gravity wasn't. Gravity yeah I don't let me is up for Oscars I don't sawgrass while. -- -- -- OK you saw the trailer where she's -- in and around around our runner up did that Ted Elliott and a bad that's got momentum you're -- does make the and I look I don't know what she got as the interview went. I don't. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Weightlessness sex you know there's so much you can do with. -- -- -- -- got a lot of stuff when that happens do you do was fluent German and yeah very good -- what's up for what's up for worst movies well. Was there and a sailor movie they came up yeah yes there was grownups do Obama still leads the way with eight nominations now Adam Sandler Lenny yeah. I think this if he wins worst actor writer to be the third year in a row that he win we're not -- yes. While genius so serious about -- giving makes tons of money was unloading more money man yeah man and -- -- he makes great he makes great movies -- There it is his genius CD gets all his publicity the rest these are great. You'd find him funny money I -- -- yeah. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I'm glad he's there you are highly usually you know go to what do people but what would you say don't get that. -- it. That movie made without that she you know it's not that good to outline how it played that he played it deserves director Jill Jack joked about oh why -- you know that was Adam Sandler playing center right -- really thank. -- -- idea what -- story in their. The regular -- The -- solo shot to left no such -- Lipton I know grudge match did the Celeste are not alone yes. Did you ever he's up for worst actor for three movies -- is slowing the loaned it to the head escape planning grudge match. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I don't think I've got to tell ya get ya Johnny Depp was actually -- committee that everything he does he really go but he was it was really really got. And the guy I mean I -- Manningham amen man I don't know what they did I think he's the star of a -- manager via. And yet as kicked a lot of development that's that is not my father's long range not -- god well -- thing. Also in that category is after -- grownups too -- either earth yeah. After his what was that now. Home Amman Nablus -- in the entire family who got what they don't know when I don't know I think -- wants and -- I hate -- yeah yeah Jamie Smith -- -- make your job but I'll probably be a bit about that I was a camera. Everybody else could not the dead father then give that -- but how close -- -- -- data that was so loaded that he'd just be just right make movies very and I -- media moments aren't so good -- movie here's your next project now that. Covered TV -- boost. You were really loves -- and comfortably -- you know don't with the little one not the big -- you in the old factual and it's the one elderly people -- and how emotionally and present but that's what it was not -- I was big you know -- -- I was Superman I always tell my kids freak out when -- column that in order to know what was on television you -- to get a -- yeah I had -- yes you know if you tell people that elect. -- well yeah you have to look at -- if you what was -- -- my daddy gotta look I thought that's. Watch America. What is -- would you write what you jump and and I'm glad you're -- His grandmother -- -- yet. Here is here's CN yes host city. -- -- -- -- -- -- Send me my black judge let -- -- you look at. Their. Corporate say oh that's -- blue. That's is right. So. I'm near a big gambler. What a lot of anymore oh really yeah you know when delusion every week did you just tell you -- generous guy and I got to hop about it. And -- -- -- only really good example -- good -- now well I know some people who win and yeah they telling you idea yeah I didn't. I know a lot of people yes. So you don't -- your doctor about this game months on the oh I bet every game on my father in law and I'm down like to want a box -- a much a game that's twenty and I've lost my bottle was ninety you know. But his family should you keep them alive because we have because Buddha. He usually the best son in law in the world and the worst gamble of the world but don't. Did -- call and -- though are you tired of the remaining vs Brady hype the build up for what you know and I then we'll Peyton Manning and his wife -- -- I am -- Perry's wife broke during dinner. Let willow -- it would like to watch. His wife's water bottled water provided an adamant and nice it was a very -- there was CNN. That you are and it was an hour it was -- insinuate that I -- right back. Yeah Saudia the other and hurt her around and Jerry's wife's water broke during during that hey guys did this past July -- -- And I. And we're gonna have this. No I love to between how heightened. Peyton was very very you know I said I've won a lot of money you pay as I want a lot -- when your momentum but I would allow them and it was it was you know I met the other days which is. A big -- and let them Dominican Republic and I met at 38. Oh yeah and I want to hate him. And I was doing the auction you know I had auction up to date when they -- to me. And -- you -- -- was on the refused him and we believe humans at an ominous say things that -- funny so don't don't get deluxe day. Don't worry -- the -- -- -- funny but I get a this is not a rocket I doubt about it. You know what the guy was Jeremy -- realize that you and it was a bit and you know. I stood as the Yankees but yeah I mean the agency to patient that he brought -- oh my god unbelievable. Oh yeah after that I can go out there and an American problem might have been on her. Looked a little like the look like. Look it's no big gotta work -- serious or -- I don't I don't. And an automated sometimes you gotta go back to basics now would I -- somebody apparently you know mom or your doubt there's pace there's nobody you can elderly -- but let me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah -- that's. Video you younger brother. -- -- -- -- a regular guy I grab your honor you were not well and then you go in the house and I compliant in after in my head -- oh what is going -- yeah but but in how often but no skin. -- -- -- -- -- -- I'm not I'm not at all what I know like I like we're a multi Schneider electric I do. I love what that is all fat -- it is so old. Did so yesterday with the viking ship -- you know let me Hollywood to Manila that. Yeah that you know particular guy heading now. I have never and because I'm I'm not inclined to stick. And I -- -- then it's not a -- -- -- -- what about the story today now about Bobby Kennedy. We're -- Lesotho and -- I'll call Jackie. I Jackie Onassis -- had an affair with -- a lot of opinions dust didn't play Jack's right Jack was Jack was. Let's and I had a vigorous mourners are usually there are -- as -- got so. Jim affair with -- Rudolph -- that the answer really so did Bobby Kennedy what Jeff. All that much maybe that's why did voice is so bad guy yeah. -- The you talked about Robert -- cannot is dead right yeah yeah he's reluctant to bottom Molinari and I don't know about. -- -- I think it only Q1 caveat I don't make it I don't know they're on a boat and go to the hotel room on the job and blogs and I don't go out to be much that I'm not a real cement and yeah I got him -- -- -- Atlantic. All right well listen -- you know what I. I should I was a bit. What do we checked with the area it's yeah it's I don't know why either immediately masculine identity and everybody that until we got -- its united national. Little resemblance to go to Canada was -- and it's gotten -- -- I think you've got a look at he then dropped like fight of the night and shot lead that bag -- head on trees you know it all the candidates from this occurs. -- -- -- -- -- terrorists thinkers listed great to see red machine you may have in Atlanta Braves had a bumpy and over the holiday at the moment -- so he'll be downstairs Friday and Saturday night when my nephew and my nephew -- big boy Pete was -- -- -- his people enough Stanley. But he he couldn't do standup comedy LSU was drink and and we know we'd be all right but for showbiz tonight you do ratios and didn't react to -- as -- -- It's pretty -- -- -- it's pretty -- at the -- you're in my family. He is the big thing that the -- good yeah hundred and really good and I think a low too much and was very very funny awesome ready. That's an -- dollars in loan that's our Powell Powell mark -- that Lenny Clarke here at WA AF.