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Friday, March 13, 2015

[MV Review] Stellar - Fool

Another Sweetune release by the controversial butt-scratching milk-bathing nugu-turned-nutbuster girl group Stellar. But does it live up to their last three solid feature tracks?

The song is boring.

Gayoung's fugly yellow and blue sweater aside, the girls look good. They've put a fair amount of (mainly Minhee centered) sexy shots in there, too, despite what they said about dropping the sexy concept this time around. But somehow, this is not up to the fappability standards we've come to expect from a Stellar MV. It's because the intention here isn't to arouse — it's to annoy.

A good way to burn your hands. Don't try this at home, or you won't be able to fap.

... And that's really all there is to Stellar - Fool. No good song or fap material to be found here, just a thinly disguised gentle "fuck you" to haters and a general trolling of many different groups. And it does a brilliant job at upsetting people, from prudes to fans of the group who are missing the entire point to horny motherfucking bitch ass idiots.

Is this just another way of calling someone a fool?

It's unusual to see open criticism of the public at all in kpop, let alone a parody of comments by haters. Yet here are some that made their way into an MV.

Queue comments about the name ASStellar not working because they don't have any ass to show off anyway. The typical AKF response would be a picture of a "real" ass, but I'm not enough of an ass to embed it and ruin things for everyone, so if you want to see it here you go.

Holy shit! Do you think their beta programming is wearing off? That would explain the reduced fapability. I hope they don't start shaving their heads and shit. Their handlers need to get back on the ball.

Too bad the song is crap because, I agree with you, the video is genius, it trolled everybody. #justiceforhyoeun http://38.media.tumblr.com/709a3e14020348393f600929c61acca9/tumblr_nkykzuNHzs1tyhuflo8_250.gif