You may be a Narutard if you actually practice hand signs constantly cause your a Weeabo that loves the show *my nephew does this exactly and hes 17 constantly buying imported japanese drinks and food and such.*

as well you may Be very Narutarded if at the age of 15 when you get pissy and start attacking your uncle you put you fist to his chest and just push then say why isn't it working? *yes this actually did happen it may very well be the only time in history when a 15 year old boy got his ass turned over and spanked by a 26 year old that didn't have to do with a rape van*

1. You have Naurto's sleeping cap (and you've worn it in public at least once)
2. You have Deidara and Itachi's akatsuki rings (and you've worn them in public at least once)
3. You have a plushie of Deidara, Itachi, and Sasuke

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Originally Posted by KawaiKitty

you might be a narutard if you only ship sasu/naru pairings. or worse. itachi/sasu. -shudders- incest...

Actually, if you obsessively ship period, there is a very good chance that you are a narutard.

If you practice summoning frogs all of which you name bunta, you are probably a narutard (however if you name a small furry mammal boota and train it to seek out cleavage, you are to be commended and a parade will be thrown in your honor).

If you think wearing a wooden mask and a hooded cloak makes you hard to identify... You're probably right, but you still might be a narutard.

If you look at a big f'ing sword and think "Yeah, this is what every ninja needs", you are absolutely a narutard.

If you draw seals to help you fight your enemies, you are a narutard who's about to get his ass kicked. Please send me a video.

If you think that eating fatty foods fuels your ninjutsu, you are a fatty fatty pig faced ugly as hell narutard. Don't like it? Come catch me. I'll give you a 5 second head start before I start running.

If you are double jointed and hot, please call (555)-555-5555. If also try to pull out your own bones to use as swords, don't bother because you are a narutard.

If you try to walk on water by focusing all of your energy in your feet, you are a drowning narutard. If you try to run up a tree in a similar manner, you are a narutard with a concussion. In either case, send me a video.

If you are the same from earlier narutard and you had a heart attack while trying to catch me, you are a the narutard who inspires everyone's fat jokes.

If you see a giant shuriken and think "This is awesome!!!" then you are a stupid narutard indeed. If you think "Dammit, I'm going to have to buy this, aren't I..." then you are married to your stupid narutard and I feel very sorry for you.

If you are an assassin in an MMORPG and you make your clothes orange, you might be a narutard. If also you call out all of your attacks in the game, this is probably just a mechanic of the game and nothing to be alarmed about. If you do it in reality while you play the game, then you are a narutard and must never go out in public.

If you are constantly spewing stuff about Naruto, Naruto the abridged series, or Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show, then you are a dangerous narutard who must be shot on sight. Good bye.

Nope...That would entail being able to watch Naruto unabriged. ::puffs cigarette:: Well shit, all you have to do to get lable a Narutard is to put up a piece of fanart on DA that gets more views & comments than a hater's non-Naruto fanart.

Ari: you might be a narutard if: you get pissed when a grown man who plays with doll gets his ass kicked by his grandma and a pink haired girl, wish you had mouths on your hands so when you say talk to the hand bitch you can still out your tongue, or random wish you could carry around a three-bladed scythe.

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