Remember the bedroom you had growing up? Remember how big it was? How much wall space you had for silly things like posters? How much floor space you had for walking?

It was just so excessive! New York provides you with unique, cozy, precious apartments that don't have all that nonsense! It gets right down to the nitty-gritty, so you only have to worry about things like where to put your feet, or how many fruitflies can kill your produce in 24 hours.

This is so great about New York! You can go to an audition posted on Craig's List an hour before the call time, and roughly 3,000,000 other people just like you will show up!

They can all sing. They can all act. They're all funny! And they all have their headshots! How great is that?! They're all just like you, so you know that if you didn't get that part, it's because someone just as talented had the opportunity.

Talk about fish and talk about a sea! New York has so many bachelors and bachelorettes to offer.

They may all seem like tools, sure, but think about the fact that you're not married or in love or in a relationship AT ALL!

The best part is, you can think you've found someone great here, but they can turn around and end up being in a cult or have really weird food habits. So you get to drop that doofus and find another one. Again.