From the kitchen

Our fridge at $work is covered words from the Perl poetry collection. Mixed in with that, we also have words from a similar but coffee-themed poetry product which came with the bulk coffee order. Someone has combined them to come up with this gem:

BEGIN with early coffee else kill rand someone

On a related note... while waiting for a real coffee to brew this morning, I noticed the following instructions on the side of the giant can of Nescafe instant coffee:

Recommended Quantities: For 1 cup use 1 teaspoon. For 10 cups use 4 tablespoons. For 295 cups use the whole can.

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