I must say sorry cause some of you might have come to this site with intentions of enjoying visual delights in LAAL MIRCHEE forums or just to download TGLC episodes. YOU ARE MOST WELCOME!

PROBLEMWA ... YES, PROBLEMWA ... MAJOR PROBLEMWA.

You see its like this ... while we do really ... really want you to enjoy our highly esteemed company ... it does take a great deal of effort and time on part of our members to find the PICS/PHOTOS/FOTOS of beautiful nekid women or download episodes of laughter series. Lot of hard work.

All administrator of this site and some senior (old) members saying to is this ... join us ... partcipate in some discussions. Once we are sure that you are an honorable person respected by women in your building society for your good intentions ... once you become regular ... send a PM to Sutradarji and he will just be too pleased to let you do almost anything you like and go to any forum you want ... yes, including Laal Mirchee.

What do you like to talk about?
Sex?
Ejaculation problems?
"You are like my brother" problem with women?
Problems using public toilets cause men are naturally attracted to you?
Personal relationships?
Theology?
Philosophy?
Helath issues?
Politics?
Religion?

Let's talk ...

edit: But ... if you are here just to look at pics of nekid women and download comedy series ... sorry. Cery very sorry. Come back some other day.

Remember law of good Karma? If you help old men ... God will help you when you reach my ripe old age of ... shit I cannot remember my old age no more. Let me see ... I was in high school when Gandhiji set up his own salt making factory to compete with imported salt from the UK ... when was that?

as tantuji said, cha pai, lets not make laal mirchi and "priority" forums' access rule too stringent. 300 posts and 100 days is a bit too high. lets reduce it to 50 posts and 20 days, by which time, that user usually falls in love with EC!

also let it be a fexible rule such that if u find a genunine new member, then add him into the "elite" group!

tantuji ur calculations are very kaamplicated for my feeble immature mind.....but I also remember that God helps those who help themselves....and I don't have any intention of taking away your karma from you

All administrator of this site and some senior (old) members saying to is this ... join us ... partcipate in some discussions. Once we are sure that you are an honorable person respected by women in your building society for your good intentions ... once you become regular ... send a PM to Sutradarji and he will just be too pleased to let you do almost anything you like and go to any forum you want ... yes, including Laal Mirchee.

Can we post news? Is there a yard-stick that we should use to decide whether something is news worty? Is copy/paste allowed?

Can I post personal information? Discussion about personal life matters is ok?

I see Jokes are OK?

How about religion v/s science, Philosophy v/s Theology, Garbage V/S Ideas? how do you guys make sure what is important and worthy of a discussion and what has to shredded?

About photos and videos, what are the rules? Can I post photos taken by me? Similarly, about painting, do we follow some rules?

And last, can we post literary stories? short stories or even some longer ones? Is there a blog provided by the forum?

Looks like you are a total newcomeer, naive and a pappu when it comes to public forums. Anyway, I had replied to your 'welcome' thread here. For starters it would be good if you can read your own threads for responses.

Looks like you are a total newcomeer, naive and a pappu when it comes to public forums. Anyway, I had replied to your 'welcome' thread here. For starters it would be good if you can read your own threads for responses.

Of course you do ... what we here for. Bring your own supply of Vaseline or don't go no crying to high heavens complaining of pain and buggery. We try to be gentle but you never can tell with first timers. Even old-timers are known to shed tears if handled brutally.

For reasons not yet known to you I am Pandrahinchee. Hello ... friend! I am so pleased to have you here. I love your painting ... continue posting it repeatedly ... and we will tell you what you can do with it.