good thing you told us it was sarcasm. we would have never picked up on it if you hadn't. we would have totally thought you really wanted him to look up your phone number and call you! LOL! you crafty devil you.

@151: You are completely retarded. People are always making jokes of how stupid people are in Alabama, and how classless and country. The ones who truly have no class or intelligence are the ones stereotyping a whole population of almost five million based on the actions of very few. All states have those few stupid ones, too. So how about you leave Alabama alone and go make some racist jokes or something? It's basically the same thing. :P

I'm with you, nekkid_dude. I hate today's capri pants they laughingly call "shorts." I can't wait until short shorts come back in style -- I have great legs and I can use all the help I can get! If face bags become stylish at the same time, I gonna be a playah!
What I think #9 LOLatU87 was referring to was:
"We wear short shorts.
If you dare wear short shorts
Nair for short shots..."

I honestly don't see short shorts for guys ever coming back in style (thank god) and I work in fashion marketing and know all the little "trends" ahead time. just like platform shoes for guys, probably never coming back. guys should stick to knee length shorts anyway unless they're flaming or a stripper in my opinion....

Don't panic, RPS, oarisimo is a youngster and doesn't have the perspective an old dude like me has. We'd have never thought that old lady names like Sophie and Sadie and Emma would come back, nor clunky boots for girls that look like the orthopedic monstrosities my great-grandma Sadie wore. But, guess what? They are back! Hell, if I knew "Don't Stop Believin'" was coming back, I'd have joined a primitive Amazon tribe.
Keep the shoes and be patient. I've got my scissors ready and I'm waiting for the word about the return of short shorts -- I'll have my cut-off jeans that will distract the ladies' attention to my fabulous legs and from my hideous face.