DEFCON1

The highest state of defense readiness in the US is DEFCON 1. More commonly known by women as: "I'm fine." - VisuTrac

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How many times have husbands not understood or miss-read the DEFCON1 alert? Usually not until the conjugal bed starts giving them chillblains I guess....(they are usually the ones with home delivery florist and confectioner telephone numbers on their cell phone auto dial list)

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.