Hmm. I will add my nugget to the list: Those MEN that proceed to take up all available room on the train, splaying their arms and legs and beer bellies everywhere as if they owned the damn thing, mopping the sweat mixed with cheap cologne bought at Archies off their brow with that hanky that their diligent patni handed to them that morning...whilst either a) talking loudly on their mobiles or b) fiddling with ringtones loudly on their mobiles.