Gay zelda fanfics

Sidon lives in a house with too many cars in the driveway, and Link lived in a house with too few. My name is Link, just Link, not Zelda, not "that kid in the gay green dress," just Link. Oni withdrew from Link's mouth and Dark stopped licking immediately after. Then in comes the new "asset" from far off of Hyrule which changes his life forever. However, Oni was holding him so tight he wasn't able to go anywhere.

So this morning, I woke up in my bed in Skyloft, and wouldn't you know, it was Tony Stark, butt naked, sipping on a margarita, and looking through what looked like a gay porn magazine.

Those things in Zelda fanfics that really, really bug you--edited

For what reason should I lend Hyrule my people's strength, Link of Ordona, knowing all of this? It's perverted, sick, contains graphic yaoi gay sexstrong language and so on. But keep in mind they already have characteristics, so use them. Revali is awake now, excited for another chance to be with Link, but is torn apart when he hears about the engagement. This fanfic provides examples of:

Hasta la Vista, Reader! Right on a Forked Path by tirsynni Fandoms: Red knows Vio well enough to know that "no" means "yes". It's no matter how much you try, you definitely aren't able to kill me, you stupid mortal. Memories by Wanderlust14 Fandoms: In His Eyes by Donto Fandoms: