Well, that proves that making repeated, nonessential edits to messages that contain pings is still a Bad Idea™.

On to another topic...

One feature I miss in Corsair Utility Engine that ROCCAT Swarm has is the ability to change the RGB lighting of each key on events such as when another key is pressed.

While the essential benefit of per-key RGB lighting is still there, namely the ability to color-code each key, more complicated setups such as highlighting keyboard shorts when Ctrl is held down are not possible.

The RGB lighting is entirely software-controlled in Swarm, though, so if Swarm is not running, the keyboard just uses the default bluish color. On the other hand, the K95 RGB Platinum does have a limited ability to store RGB lighting effects in hardware, though I suspect conditional RGB effects are not likely to happen without software support.

This is something Corsair can definitely add in future versions of CUE.

there's no IS workload in the world that has to return that much data to the application tier because people in IS work with smaller data sets and page it out (like scrolling through a huge list of employees) - not viewing/processing the whole thing at once

I get slow-start borkedness all the time when doing Linux updates against Ubuntu: because you're downloading hundreds or thousands of files, each with its own separate HTTP Request, even though their server can in theory send data to me at near gigabit speeds, I end up downloading at like 300 KByte/s in actuality because the slow-start is constantly resetting