I was just kiddin' before. I'm so glad you're finally here, all these retards can fuck off if they don't realize the brilliance that is 12underscoredgafunderscore12! Zero is so cool and Chris Cole is fucking whoa, like fucking WHOA! I wish I was cool enough to hang with you prepubescent emo-goth-punk-rebels. Such rebels...like WHOA! Do you like Children of Bodom? because Chris Cole likes them and he's fucking WHOA!!! WHAT SIZE DECK DO YOU RIDE? ARE YOUR TRUCKS INDEPENDENT? WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ZERO RIDER? WHAT SIZE WHELLS DO U RIDEZ? CAN I TRY YOUR BIKE? CAN YOU DROP IN? IS THAT THE NEW THOMAS DECK?

I was playing COD:WOW & I told this one guy to stop being a little bitch. Well, I wasn't aware that this douche lived down the street and he busted into my friend's place & pulled a gun on us. The fucker didn't realize that he was outnumbered so we took his gun & threw his ass out.-The BlahBlah