She has been banging grandpa since sixteen, so I guess it only makes sense she saved her first legal titty flash for Big Brother. It’s not many girls that get to peak in their careers on national, or British national, television, but Courtney Stodden did so. So in your face detractors. Short of adding James Deen up her poop chute, this is pretty much the zenith of Courtney’s professional existence. The gussied up haircuts since Kindergarten, learning to light a match in the outhouse after dropping a stinky deuce, hooking up to a guy with network TV residuals at fifteen, it was all leading up to this point. It’s like watching Jordan sobbing as he caressed his first NBA title trophy. Courtney’s tits even look like the NBA title trophy, complete with the finger prints of a dozen sweaty men.

Courtney Stodden knew her road to success wasn’t going to be easy. There are still plenty of haters in this world who feel a need to judge a girl who wants to use fake tits and underaged pussy to build herself a future. But is it judgement or just plain old bitchy jealous?

“People have just become obsessed with me. I am most known for my controversial union to my husband. It got a lot of media attention. It’s hard to raise eyebrows in Hollywood, but we really did.” – Courtney on entering the Celebrity Big Brother UK House.

Courtney got booed by the British fans who previously applauded celebrities the likes of Dustin Diamond entering the Big Brother House just ahead of her. Which seems brutally unfair, since Screech already sunk to porn while Courtney is still three to four months from going ATM on camera to pay the rent.