OKAY- let’s push pause here. “Unknown Guy” in the alternate dimension says “You have to open the door before he comes back”. Reply “Why don’t you do it?” Unknown Guy holds up his hands- the lighting is SO bad that the big reveal that he has no hands is almost entirely lost. Secondly- If I HAD to open a door to get out of a hell dimension and I had no hands I would use my stumps or my feet or my damn face! If a CAT can open a doorknob then so can you you handless fucking dweeb.

Bleebalhblewshblablablew- Put those three together and what do you get? I don’t know! Learn to fucking enunciate Constantine!

Having a skinful?

Catatonic state like Carter?? DIDN’T CARTER JUST DIE? WASN’T HE HOODIE GUY?? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

I have a bad feeling- let’s do something stupid!

Oh. So the movie Transcendence was you endgame…

(There is too much wrong with this episode- singularity- one word. That’s it. And Professor Hillbilly describes it as people being able to upload their consciousness into computers. Yes. That is the ENTIRE definition of the word singularity. Make a note of it.)

Are we having a moment?

Doo-wat doo-wat doo-wat

At least SOMEONE turned the lights on in the ballet studio.

Sweater Guy, Texas Ranger! And serial killer.

Does anyone actually smoke like that? With the cigarette just hanging off their lip about to slip off at any moment, held in place only by spittle and a prayer without inhaling at all? No really. I’m asking.

Oooooh! GARY!

Hello pity pot- it’s pity kettle calling!

Stop crying Professor Hillbilly.

And p.s. show- WE GET IT. We get what you’ve been telling us for 11 episodes what Constantine is. You can lay off already!

Awwww, he took his sweater off…

Welcome to my torture chamber/bonus room. We’re going to have lots of fun.