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Saturday, June 16, 2012

Worthwhile W.I.D.T.H.

Congrats are in order, because this is the one-millionth "Why I Do This Here" card I've received (actually, I stopped counting a long time ago, so I'm totally guesstimating about the 1,000,000), so mad props to everyone who's contributed a card and a hearty "You Suck!" to everyone who hasn't.

To get out of the "You Suck!" group (and frankly, you don't belong there, my friend), simply jot down a reason (or reasons) that you're on this weight loss or healthy living kick and shoot it over to me at jacksh.tgettinfit@gmail.com. Don't forget to include a blog link if you'd like it included (it's a great way to stir up extra traffic because my site gets over 1,000,000 visitors per day!*

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About Me

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jack,
Who never quit eating ‘cept to stop and have a snack.
Then one day he was standing on his scale,
And he realized he’d really let his body go to hell.
(Obesity that is, back fat, Texas toast)
Well the first thing you know old Jack he made a vow,
He’d ratchet up the exercise and slow down on the chow.
He wanted to get his weight back to where it oughta be,
So he loaded up his stuff and he moved to Bloggery.
(Google Blogger that is, writing posts, makin’ jokes)
Well now it's time to say hello to Jack and all his sh*t
As he chronicles his adventures on his journey to get fit.
You're all invited back each day to this locality,
To have a heaping helping of health and hilarity.
(Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit, that is.)
Y'all come back now, ya hear?