• We're going to have to come up with a name for this game. That fun cocktail party pastime we all cooked up last year to reward the best guess for just how many UNC Tar Heels football players would sit out the season opener? We're revamping it for Miami, right?

•Serious question; we've lost count. How many active quarterbacks, exactly, remain on Ole Miss' roster with the disorderly conduct arrest of Randall Mackey, which itself follows the expiration of Jeremiah Masoli's eligibility, the transfer of Nathan Stanley and occasionally dangerous academic cutoff dalliances of Zac Stoudt? At least one, in the form of West Virginia transfer Barry Brunetti, who's been named the Rebs' starter by hilarious attrition. If Houston Nutt still has any lug-armed quarterbacks lurking in the army of juco players he's got stashed all over the state, now'd be a great time to finesse one into school.

•Two Scotts and some problems. Texas safety Christian Scott is reinstated to the Longhorns and will serve a three-game suspension for misdemeanor assault charges. Richmond head coach Latrell Scott is out the Spiders' door following a DWI arrest.