Incidentally, you charge it by the lightning port on the front. So it's okay for some but not others, huh Apple?

Games

Well, game. I said brief. I went with Asphalt 8 because everyone else will have gone for for Crossy Road. Plus I love a good racing game: years ago my friends bought be a steering wheel for my Playstation 2, and it wasn't even my Playstation 2. Control-wise, I assumed I'd be sliding my thumb around on the touchpad bit of the remote to steer - I'd completely forgotten the controller has accelerometers - and so the moment the game asked me to hold the remote sideways to steer was a proper "ooooh" moment. The next surprise for me, and bear in mind I'm not a big console gamer, was that steering via a remote is so much better when the controller isn't also the screen. Time after time I've bought racing games on the iPhone, iPad mini and iPad and each time forgotten how annoying it is to have steering affect what you can see. While the controller is a bit small and light to really feel like a steering wheel (you think?), it's really quite good for casual gaming. Furthermore, not touching the screen makes the experience so much more like playing on a console than an iPhone or iPad.

All this contributes to the big thing here: games do not feel like iOS games. This is a big thing.

Y U No Help Me With Music Siri?

I swear the WWDC presentation showed Siri controlling music? Yet "Sorry, I can't help you with that" is all I get every time I ask for Taylor Swift. Or even Ryan Adams. I guess Siri doesn't want to show bias.

Apps

Apps. On your TV. There's not a lot to say really - it's all about the individual apps, and this is a review of the Apple TV, not the content. And so more importantly is the question of:

Missing Apps

I was expecting the UK channels to take a few days to make it to the Apple TV, although seeing as someone got an iPlayer app working before the box was released, surely it can't take them too long? Now TV is even more embarrassing - it's listed on Apple UK's site as a partner. Where are my bingeworthy boxsets, Sky? The forums are getting angry, quite rightly since the explanations aren't forthcoming.

In the meantime, you can chuck your whole Mac screen to the TV with the press of a button, so no need to get up from your sofa and smash the thing into a billion pieces just yet.

Unnatural Scrolling

On-screen you're moving a cursor around with your thumb, and as you'd expect it moves in the direction your thumb goes. But when this means going a long way from the top to bottom of a screen, it actually feels like you're scrolling - and the direction is the opposite of "natural scrolling". It's not really a problem, I just think it's quite interesting. File Under Unexpected UX Consequences.

Unexpected Bonus App

"CATS! Right Meow". Trust me.

Addendum

Get ready for an awful first-world problem rant. Indulge me.

Delivery

DPD were scheduled to delivery my Apple TV on launch day, October 30th. I was at work. Apparently to DPD "leave with a neighbour" means "don't try leaving with a neighbour".

And so I elect to "collect from Southwark depot". A tube, then a bus, then a walk to the address given by DPD and I find myself at Royal Mail's delivery office. Right. Not DPD. A helpful Royal Mail employee directs me on my cross-country walk to DPD's office. I say office: a service road to a truck delivery centre and a portacabin. I ask the lone man in the portacabin, who's on the phone, and he gets me to sign a visitor pass and - I shit you not - gives me a high-vis vest and directions to the "customer entrance". Across the truck park where a high-viz must be worn to get to the "customer entrance". At the "Customer entrance" I buzz at a door for a few minutes. No one let's me in: I am Jack's unsurpised spleen. I put my head around a wall to find the door doesn't even lead to a building, it is a doorway to more outside, where a queue of confused people are standing in high-vis jackets. They let me through the pointless door. I wait in line and after 20 minutes I receive my parcel. My Uber has already been and gone. Surge pricing begins. I sob.