Hulk Hogan to Billy Ray Cyrus: This is how you take inappropriate photos with your daughter, brotha!

Brooke Hogan continues to spend her days in a bikini, but this time she was joined by her dad and his new girlfriend who, creepily, looks like Brooke. For those keeping score at home: Hulk’s girlfriend has the back tattoo and her bikini doesn’t tie in the back. Brooke has the sunglasses, her bikini ties in the back and she also has HER FATHER’S HAND ON HER ASS! WHAT THE SUPER FUCK?! If my daughter asked me to put suntan lotion on her bikini-clad ass, I’d say “Sure, honey. First, let me just put on my beekeeper’s outfit, knight’s armor, and some rubber gloves. In the meantime, could you be so kind to distract the lifeguard while daddy dives into the deep-end of the pool and, God willing, drowns? Aw, you’re a peach.”

Oh, nice. I see Hulk Hogan went to the Michael Lohan/Chester the Molester school of parenting. Then again, with her flat ass he might’ve thought she was a dude and figured it was okay to slip a finger up the ol’ poop shute.

Hulk! What’s the point? The both of you are going to get melanoma anyways! Oh, you just wanted to rub your daughters ass? Ok then, your Call! Hello, 911! Yeah hi, I wanted to report a case of incest! Actually make that two cases!