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Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job.
This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- During an exclusive interview with TMZ, Rapper, Actor, and Entrepreneur, Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) has admitted that his long struggle with glaucoma is finally over.
"I'm just glad this shizzle is finally over, I...

Washington - Their mission to open dozens of Weed-Cupcake-U-Like pop-up boutiques in downtown Baghdad will cater to Iraqis' notorious congenital cannabis deficiencies, something World Health Organization shrinks are blaming for current sectarian stri...

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party released a statement today conceding the 2016 Presidential election to the Democratic Party. GOP Chairman Reince Priebus first released a written statement at 8 a.m. EST, then two hours later spoke at a press co...

Ryan Giggs was spotted leaving a Dutch coastal hotel and flying as high as a local kyte-surfer after smoking a joint or two with King Louis van Gaal.
Smoke got in their eyes as they discussed Man United's dreadful season and how the pair of them c...

The innovative Dutch have gone ahead with a plan to illuminate their streets with paint and do away with lamps. The paint glows in the dark and shines in a green neon colour that they hope will attract aliens in their UFO's to land there.
The inve...

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate.
State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people.
When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...

DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop.
The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record.
The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and inf...

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation.
Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service.
Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...

DENVER - A Colorado group calling itself the Friends of Pot (FOP) is circulating petitions around the campuses of every college and university located in the state.
Donna Fay Keystone, who is the state director of the Denver based FOP organization...

ASPEN - Destin Buttonboldt owner of The Baker's Dozen Bakery Shop has hit upon a new idea that he says has turned his little Aspen bakery into Fort Knox.
Buttonboldt said that a friend of his suggested that he make pot-laced wedding cakes.
He q...

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver.
The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...

DURANGO, Colorado - Dump truck owner Roy "Trucky" Finnflick says that he never realized when he purchased his 2009 dump truck that he would end up using it to haul and sell marijuana.
Roy spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that he can...

PUEBLO, Colorado - A member of The Pueblo City Council has just informed the public that they've learned that prostitutes working the downtown area of Pueblo have developed a new payment method.
It appears that the streetwalkers are now accepting...

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