Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

@64
YDI for assuming everyone tht eats at McDonalds is a fatass
and/or assuming that eating McDonalds makes you a fatass.
eating there is step 1.
step 2 is poor diet, exercise, and/or genetics.
don't be a hater. be a bater.

#71, I have to agree, you're totally right. people get soo judgemental when it comes to McD's. it's not like OP said they eat it daily. #88, FML.com is for entertainment, not sympathy. i think OP KNOWS that they won't get a ton of sympathy for this.

I admit that my standards for an FML are higher than most. But I was expecting this one to end like "I was so busy eating my delicious ice cream that I crashed the car. A little girl then ran up, kicked me in the balls, and took my ice cream. FML"

Marley-- You're just like my sister. I say I'm going to McDonalds, and she always tells me how I'm going to become fat. One McDonald's meal every few months will not kill you, however, eating it for dinner every night will.
I'm feeding a troll. Silly me.

Ok, I already said this once, but it looks like I have to say it again.
Maybe we should hang a sign around Marley's neck that says 'please don't feed this troll. Many angry women will follow with never-ending insults that will carry on for multiple posts.'

Has anyones parents ever sung the McDonalds song to them????
"McDonalds is my kind of place
They feed you rattlesnakes
There are no parking spaces
They'll slap you in the face...
That's why their my kind of place!!"
My dad used to sing it all the time...
on the way to McDonalds. We loved it!

im not really a fan of mcdonalds. but their shakes and salads and ice cream iss pretty amazing. ! i dont really care for anything else on their menu though. but next time op try controlling your icecream when you drive! hehe

Even if she is fat, which you don't know, at least she is smart enough to be a teacher. You are a dumbass, did you even pass kindergarten? You couldn't tell from the horrible grammar in your profile. It's people like you that stop human kind from advancing.

I think there should be a label somewhere on the ice cream stating "dont lick and drive, it may cause ice cream to explode and make a mess in your car, here's the website so you can go cry about it if you don't adhere to warnings: FMyLife.com (also available for iphones)"

At first I wasn't so sure but the more I think about it, the more I am sure that my young friend is that creepy kid. Only now he has gotten better at it. Heck he hasn't even gotten a restraining order lately.