by:Lil Eli (05/31/2007)
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

by:kNUckLEsZ (05/07/2007)
Lois: Hey, Stewie, what would you like for dessert?
Stewie: A peace offering, hey? Okay! I'll have the ice cream. But, no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I will kill you!
~Family Guy