Musings on Life And Love From a Bonafide Conservative Genius

Bingo

Holy shit. My scratch-off ticket — it’s a winner. For a cool 10 grand no less. The ironic thing is I’m already worth millions, so this means nothing to me.

I bet a lot of you readers could really use this money, huh? You know, to pay bills, buy a car, put a down payment on a house. Whatever it is poor people do with large sums of found cash. Which is why it’s lucky to have been won by me. ‘Cause now it gets to be spent at the local Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, instead of being put to a “good” (read: boring) use.

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Most persons and all events depicted on this blog are fictitious and none of it should be taken seriously. The views and opinions expressed by Oswald J. Carver III are not shared by the author, save for those regarding the attractiveness of big butts on women and general awesomeness of '70s rock music.