Please, for the love of GOD, if you have anyhope of winning my favors in any way shape or form, PLEASE DO NOT BLOW PEOPLE UP! Because if they are blown into little bits and pieces, they just aren’t good for consumption any longer. It ruins the best cuts of meat, you know?

Please don’t contribute to the overall hunger problems of Zombies. This has been a public service message from your Zombie Mistress.

No one actually ‘pokes it with a stick’, or a 50 ft. pole, for that matter, other than the rare tweet – oops, not even that anymore, right? Noooo… as a rule, we keep all of our ‘sticks’ safely out of its sight, but happy its wife diedthemerrywidower nutshuffles into our yard, searching for any ‘stick’ it can find with which to ‘poke’ its repugnant self.

The admittedly dementia addled Bill Schmalfeldt is a victim, all right – but only of its repugnant self. Six restraining orders from multiple judges in multiple states show impartial fact finders don’t see the Bill Schmalfeldt as a victim, but as a cyberstalking harasser.

Oh, but the next judge will see things differently from ALL of the others… bwahahahaha

It is quite an interesting set of circumstances. I really don’t interact with him, per se, yet he gets all sorts of butthurt over me quoting him. He seeks out HIS OWN WORDS to get upset over. The mind, it boggles.

He fears a lot of things, I think. But like most bullies, what he fears most is the prospect of someone who pushes back and refuses to roll over for his flailing threats.

Oh, there are subsections of this — younger people, more successful people, strong women, etc — but ultimately, I think Bill is terrified that his bullshit will no longer have any efficacy. And then he may find himself, as Tolkien put it, caught in a cleft stick of his own making.

So the defendants have no court orders against them. No criminal records. They’ve never asked for a suit they filed to be dismissed with prejudice after having the veracity of their IFP filings challenged. They don’t count a career criminal and domestic terrorist as their “most excellent friend”. They don’t routinely delete everything they’ve posted to the Internet. They haven’t — and won’t — submit a clumsily altered document to the court.