With Abstergo working hard to keep its amazing technology a secret from the rest of the world, it continues to push forward with its very likely wicked and domineering plans. Unfortunately, there aren’t many Animus systems available for the rest of us to use, whether in efforts to simply live vicariously through our ancient ancestors or to delve into long-buried historical secrets in an effort to undermine the Templars. For the most part, we here in the office don’t get too involved in the power-grabbing wheeling and dealing of mysterious world-wide secret organizations. (We generally just look forward to casual Fridays, actually.)

But, what we would like is to have an opportunity to use the Animus in order to ensure that our historical looks are as complete as possible. How better to make sure that we’ve got the stitching patterns of early American settlers than to hope into a psychological time machine and chat with the ones who were really there!? Sadly, Abstergo isn’t returning any of our calls and we don’t even have any contact information for the Assassins. Fortunately, we’ve put together our own version. Unfortunately, rather than sending us back, it brings one of them forward. Sort of Bill & Ted meets Abstergo Labs.

Anyway, we’ve got it calibrated for you and in just two shakes, you’ll be able to occupy the look of Ratonhnhaké:ton, far better known as Connor Kenway, all thanks to this Assassin’s Creed Connor Girl costume. We’re not entirely sure what unique differences come from a gal stepping into a person who, according to history, was probably a guy, but we do know that the style is superb. The vivid colors inspired from the varied cultures of an assassin, templar, Native American, and American settler bring a perfect and enthralling outfit including the iconic hooded vest and canvas chest strap. Arm bands with keen décor call on the Native heritage while the secret gauntlet marks you as a blooded assassin. (Hidden blade not included… at least until we can get a hold of the Assassins’ Council!)