Bizarre Answering Machine Messages

Sometime in 1989 we received a series of unusual answering machine
messages at home, all on the same day. They were so bizarre that I saved
the tape. Here they are for your listening pleasure.

Message 1 (115kb file, ~15sec audio) : We obviously
have no idea who this was from. However note the six digit telephone number.

Message 2 Long (557kb file, ~71sec audio)
or Short (130kb file, ~17sec audio) : This is
the first of two calls from the same individual. You might want to listen
to the short version (I edited the shorter version, the longer version
just has more of the same) and then listen to message 3. If you really
enjoy it you can listen to the long version for the full affect.

Message 3 (94kb file, ~12sec audio) : This
is the second call. Please listen to message 2 (short) first, it sets you
up for this one.