Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

EVE

I was greatly interested in the incident of Eve and the serpent, and
thought Eve's calmness was perfectly noble. I asked Mr. B. if he had ever
heard of another woman who, being approached by a serpent, would not excuse
herself and break for the nearest timber.
- "Is Shakespeare Dead?"

Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve
all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first
consultant.
- Notebook, 1867

Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.
- "Adam's Diary"

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning;
it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without
her....I should be sorry to have that voice fall silent and pass out of
my life.
- "Adam's Diary"

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they
escaped teething.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar