After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Day 130 - Permanent Wave

Bob was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit
hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. Bob pulled over to the side of the
road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. Bob
felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw him
crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and
asked him what was wrong.

The woman told him not to worry. She knew what to
do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the
rabbit.

Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up,
waved it’s paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the
rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50
meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters. Bob was astonished. He
couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray
can!!

He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What is in
your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could
read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent
wave."