Pimp C: Legendary Shermhead

“Nigger you smoke enough sherm, your dumb ass will do a lot of motherfucking things. You’ll be in there sucking niggers’ dicks!” — Samuel L. Jackson in True Romance

Not to belabor an issue, but I finally got through reading the comments from those Bun B posts and I think there are a few points there that have yet to be made clear. Also, I was “ethered” again – this time by the world’s most woefully inept southern hip-hop site – so my hope here is to salvage what’s left of my credibility as a journalism legend before it’s too late. My landlord called and said if I continue to get “ethered” like this, I should consider finding another place to live.

First of all, I notice a few of you bags, both in the comments here and at The People’s Web Site are suggesting that I wouldn’t have the balls to go in Pimp C’s face and tell him that a) that he’s a violent, drug-addicted criminal who should only be behind bars, and b) he’s obviously the weak link in UGK. Um, hello? Not to invoke the language of the oppressor, but it takes someone who spends a lot of time arguing about rap on Internet message boards, as if this was the late ’90s, to suggest that there’s any virtue in not being afraid of an armed, drug-addicted convicted felon.

You know what kind of people aren’t afraid to enter into an argument with a delusional, AK-toting PCP addict? The dead niggers you see on the evening news day in and day out.

Also, there’s been a lot of confusion as far as what actually went down in the mall. Some unnamed individual who claims to know Pimp C is very adamant about the fact that it wasn’t in fact an AK-47 that Pimp C was carrying, but some other form of hand cannon. It’s worth noting that I did actually read somewhere that the gun was an AK, rather than just making it up, and that this guy’s main reasoning is that it would be rather difficult to tuck an AK-47 into a fur coat. But whatever. I’m willing to concede that point.

I wouldn’t know because I don’t own either a fur coat or an AK-47, but I wonder what difference it would make one way or the other. The bottom line is, this jig was walking around the mall fried on “ace” with some form of fire arm tucked inside his coat. Nothing good could have possibly come of that situation. The fact alone that he was walking around in a fur coat in motherfucking Texas lets me know he’s not playing with a full deck. And don’t even try to give me that “it’s a dry heat” bullshit. There’s oppressive and then there’s oppressive. Texas is motherfucking oppressive.

As far as what actually went down in the mall, obviously it’s rather difficult to say for sure, having not been there, but it’s still fairly easy to poke holes in Bun B’s argument using what us here in the Midwest like to call common sense. We know for a fact that Pimp C went to jail for pulling a gun out on a woman in a mall. Bun B’s argument was that a group of people were fucking with Pimp, he pulled a gun out on them, and the woman happened to be the one that pressed charges. You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t believe hardly a word of this shit.

According to the National Institute of Drug Abuse, the psychological effects of PCP abuse include “illusions and hallucinations” and “effects that mimic certain primary symptoms of schizophrenia, such as delusions, mental turmoil, and a sensation of distance from one’s environment.” Given the fact that Pimp C has been on this shit for quite some time, I’m tempted to go with the cops’ version of these events. For all we know, Pimp C could’ve been under the impression that he was being chased through the mall by a gang of angry leprechaun.

The bottom line is, that crazy motherfucker pulled out a gun on a woman, in a mall. That’s why his dumb ass did five years in jail.

[Southern rap stans, does this count as "ethering" someone, or do I need to try harder next time?]

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djeff

How many times do we have to say THIS WAS NOT BUN B THIS WAS A FAKE ????
It’s obviuous and it have been said, but some stupid people (including that journalist) want so much that it’s true that they continue to think it was actually Bun B.

http://www.myspace.com/writeonpointmagazine jan

LOL. Bol do you value your life?

GOD

another crackhead rant by ethered by bun b bol.

3121

“You know what kind of people aren’t afraid to enter into an argument with a delusional, AK-toting PCP addict? The dead niggers you see on the evening news day in and day out.”

That cracked me up

http://www.rapalot.com BloodyNickle

BOL: dude there is a line you might want to think about not crossing. your a journalist… not a street nigga. don’t forget that!
REST-IN-PEACE PROOF of D12. life is to short.

http://www.rapalot.com BloodyNickle

D-12 Member Proof Shot And Killed

Date: 4/11/2006 8:40 am

D-12 member Proof was shot and killed in Detroit earlier this morning (April 11) at an after hours club on Eight Mile Road.

Proof, born Deshaun Hotlon, was murdered at the Triple C club around 4:30 am this morning and another man was seriously wounded, both with gunshots to the head.

The identity of the second man was released and despite initial reports, a police source told AllHipHop.com that the second man, an unnamed 35-year-old, remained in hospitalized in critical condition.

The second man shot may have been fellow D-12 group member Bizarre, but police have not released the victims identity as of press time.

One witness was being questioned by the police, who are still seeking suspects.

sweet jones

Nigga stop being a bitch! If you knew your history you would know that Missouri is part of the fucking south asshole so i guess you are as stupid as you sound.

http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

the use of the word ‘jig’ still cracks me up.

Barkley

Wow! Byron, you really thought that was Bun B ???? Dawg c’mon, that was somebody pretending to be Bun B. Did UGK run a train on your girlfriend back in the day when they had a show in St. Louis or something ? You have alot of hostility towards them dudes for some reason.

Therapist

you’re boring….

how long are you going to talk about the same shit?

fuckin dork

http://www.myspace.com/geoffdilkes G Off

People, do you think that maybe Bol does know it wasn’t really Bun B and he is responding to his donkey supporters? Just a thought.

Bol, keep up the good work…

Lefty 2Gunz

Seriously Bol I know you get a lot of hits when you make these type of blogs and it’s probably a good look for your job, which in all fairness I can understand.
But come on man to keep dragging this whole Bun B, Pimp C , southern rap attack going at this point is pushing it.
We all see you’re trying to get your 50cent on and be the journalist that stood up to a whole coast or whatever you’re thinking but damn if there’s not bigger issues out there.

Basically Bol we don’t have a lot of black journalist as it is and when we do get some they resort to this crap.
I know you have some good ideas other than this beef sh!t man,.. let’s hear what else you have to say.
You’re in a position to speak to the masses. When you do what you’re doing you sh!tting on your own people homie.

Everything doesn’t have to be controversial to be good reading.

One, & much love to ALL coast

DocZeus

Seriously, Bol. Masta Kila whooped a journalists ass over some fruity drawings! Why are you beefing with man who pulled an AK47 at a mall?!?!?! Let it go before I have to go visit Oliver Wang blog regularly.

bxconnect

damn bol your really running with this.i agree with BloodyNickle your not a street nigga and did you call pimp a jig?you keep asking for a good old fashion ass whippin.keep asking and your wish will come true.i can see the title on blogs all over the net.” pimp c violate his parole by pistol whipping a slick talking blgger” now thats a blog that will go platnum in 5 minutes.wait is bol really that known on the internet?

lol

“My landlord called and said if I continue to get “ethered” like this, I should consider finding another place to live.”

best sentence i’ve read in weeks

the Landlord

@lefty2gunz^^^^^
well said

Slangin Ho-Cakes

People getting indignant because Bol mocked a sherm-smokin gun-totin conviected felon and some old dude who apprently is trying to break the record for recycled verses used in lame guest appearance=ether to human race

Harrisburg

Pimp C is not going to do shit. I seriously doubt he wants to go back to jail, even though it’d probably boost his meager sales having every douche in the South with 5 bucks rocking “Free Pimp C” shirts again.

I wonder if you can find those at the thift stores in the South yet.

nocal

Bol, I hate all of your articles. However I will continue to read them, as well as take the time to craft a poorly-worded, childlike comment. Also, I should warn you that mocking someone on the internet will cause them to hunt you down and murder you in cold blood.

http://www.theredlandmusic.com Djeli

Bol you are hilarious………. nuff said.

Doc Flav

Lol! On Pimp’s Scrotum Like A Pit…

NO FEAR

lmao.rofl

Jay-z

That wasnt called for UGK is like my favorite group im apauled….Hov you ready B

Yo man, this is the last time I will respond here. While I understand you think you can sit back at your desk and throw around “blog”-smart words in semi self-humiliating ways, you know you’re still wack. First of all, I know De La Soul. They got #1 on this one top 100 albums list once and they also are friends with other good rappers too. Plus, I love Pimp C and we went gold in the underground. You’re wack, im not. The south rules the north and east. We kings, like T.I. said, and I even know him. Yea, THE TI. Alright im out ByGay Crawford. Yea theres some “blog”-hop slang for you.

daesonesb

wow. you aren’t even trying to sound like bun any more. just ignorant.

>> The bottom line is, this jig was walking around the mall fried on “ace” with some form of fire arm tucked inside his coat. Nothing good could have possibly come of that situation. The fact alone that he was walking around in a fur coat in motherfucking Texas lets me know he’s not playing with a full deck.

shit made me crack a rib laughing

Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

90% (that’s 9 out of 10) of you leaving responses are the reason he uses the style of writing he does.

I am surprised, to say the least, that the same 90% of those responding can even read and form sentence fragments from your scattered thoughts.

ALL OF YOU are the reason he turned 4 sentences on the early release of Pimp C, into 4-5 articles decrying the actions of Pimp C.

If you don’t like him, stop responding-he’ll have to write on new topics.

If he only had 5 legit responses/rebuttals everytime, he would have to find a new gimmick, or just write legitimate posts everytime.

And what is with all these internet death threats?

No one on here knows his real name or what he really looks like, or where he really lives.

I am also willing to assume that real bangers or real killers don’t look to the internet to find people to beef with and threaten or kill.

THE

When Bun B comments, “Yea, THE TI.” I laughed.

Doc Flav

Thats The Point He Cant Even Defend His Views Because They Are Flawed. Days Ago It Was Explained To Him About The Mall Situation, Yet He Still Rehashes That Half Truth He Tells. He Continues To Slander That Man’s Name Like Its Paying Him. Ok You Dont Like The Man But Give Valid Reasons Why. The Man Did His Time And Is Probably Clean, Why Keep Putting That Stigma On Him As A Sherm Head? Where Is The Current Proof, Plus A Majority Of Artists Are On Drugs, alcohol Included. Then He Throws Around The Term Jigaboo Like A Klansman Is That Cool? Folks Just Laughing At This Shuck And Jive Fool, Posturing As A Journalist. He’s A Cubicle Ducker, Who Throws Rocks And Hides And No Matter How Many Times He Writes His “Dear Ugk Please Notice Me “Blogs, He Will Be The Fat Kid In Grade School, Everybody Picks On Cause The Popular Kid Stole His Clothes While He Was In The Gym Shower. “HOLD UP!”

Baby J

# sweet jones Says:
April 11th, 2006 at 10:10 am

Nigga stop being a bitch! If you knew your history you would know that Missouri is part of the fucking south asshole so i guess you are as stupid as you sound.

Very true, you should read up on your US history

Jo Van Gogh

Damn man…ya’ll niggas is funny to me…for a bunch of cats who obviously dislike the Bol the blogger you sure do spend a lot of time reading and replying to his posts…

personally…I think dude is just writing what he KNOWS will get read…

Bol is the Journalistic 50 Cent…

controversy sells fuckers…

peace Bol…I see what ya doin!

Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

Van Gogh, simply put, that was my point.

I think anyone with half a brain realizes that he’s a “shock” blogger, and the others take this ish so seriously like Pimp C was their dad, brother, or cousin.

I have enjoyed UGK for years, but two things that don’t particularly bother me are what they do outside they studio, or what some gimmick blogger has to say about them (sorry Bol).

However, those two things do provide entertainment value.

What Bol writes is simply entertainment to me (just like 50) and I don’t take it seriously, though occasionally he has let valid points out (just like 50!).

And a note on the Missouri comments…

Although by semantics it is a southern state (by means of who owned and sold it in the 17th-19th centuries), in the hip-hop world, its more Midwest. Who really cares though?

Doc Flav

So Now We Have Less Than Half A Brain For Reading And Posting On This “Shock” Blog? If XXL or Bol Did Not Want Responses Why Write Then? If I Feel Like Posting My Opinion, Its Not Because Im A Pimp C Super Fan, Its Because I Do Or Dont Agree With The Expressed Views Or Inaccuracy Of Whats Written. This Is My Time And Effort, Why Waste Yours Worrying Bout It Then? Kool G Rap And Redman Are My Favorite Mcs, Do I Still Fit The Stereotype? Oh And U Alias Cats Are Quite Amusing, Writing Styles Are Similar To Fingerprints. Ya Dig?

Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

Doc, certainly you know I am NOT referring to responders such as yourself, or anyone else who can form a complete sentence void of profanity.

I am referring to those whose responses contain nothing more than swears, references to sexuality and anatomical make-up.

Those who devalue their own opinions by failing to express it in a way that is comprehensible or even readable.

I won’t use examples you know who you are.

http://blackpeopleloveus.com jesse

i guess this is why there isn’t any(?) all black soap opras or wrestling federations. hip hop covers those bases much better!

daesonesb

Starting every word with a capital letter is un fucking necessary.

Doc Flav

Mike, Its Good, I Know What Youre Saying, Some Of Us Are A Bit Passionate About Certain Issues. Lol! Daesone- Its Me Being Lazy Using My PDA. Pretty Name Btw. I Hope You’re Female. :-\

Doc Flav

Mike, Its Good, I Know What Youre Saying, Some Of Us Are A Bit Passionate About Certain Issues. Lol! Daesone- Its Me Being Lazy Using My PDA. Pretty Name Btw. I Hope You’re Female. :-\ Thank U And Goodnight

http://www.nwemusiconline.com cyde hustla

look!!!
Stop responding to this dumb ass dude… he doing this shit to get a rise out of us!!!

you know how you stop ignorant? you dont entertain it…

TX Still Holdin

Wow, a suppose to be black man calling his own race “niggers & jigs”! Damn are the FEDS payin u to try and push buttons against “Jack Tripper” I know the white folk are lovin this, but anyway keep hatin! The south is still on the rise! Go get that new DVD Pimpalation, Listen and learn something, UGK is bringing the South together to get this paper. It’s all About Unity!

Southern_Drama

You know what Bol…for the first time I have to at least halfway agree with you. I mean, truthfully, I am from Texas but I have a genuine love for Hip Hop than for some bullshit over a beat. Niggas down here ARE extremely simply minded. UGK is fucking trash, Lil Flip is trash, Mike Jones, Paul Wall, Slim Thug and all them others niggas are TRASH too. *shakes head* And PIMP C can’t fucking rap to save his damn life! In any event, I am embarrassed 99.9% of the time to even say I am from TX, let alone down south! Sad….sad….sad….

Southern_Drama

And before my fellow “dumb ass” southern niggas take a minute to get all on the offensive, if your love for Hip Hop was that serious you would stop DICK RIDING and realize that the South ain’t making no fucking movement, the south is putting out TRASH and has been for a while now! The exceptions to the rules are T.I. Lil Wayne, Ludacris (maybe)and uhhh…. *scratches head* Damn, that’s all I really listen to, everything else is T-RASH!

DCMadeMan

Who is this cocksucker talking out his ass about UGK?

KT

Pimp C is a shermhead.

ras

if the bun is fake, doesnt that make u look even stupider (shout to n.o.r.e.) for replying with such vitriol??

http://ussclueless.net/huh Tee El

If Bun B kills you over this *rolls eyes*…I hope to do your eulogy.

“Here’s lies BC. The gulliest jig on the internets. Party on brotha. Party on.”

This internet beef stuff is hillarious. What’s funniest is watching the southern rap fans piss their pants over your comments.

To suggest that “southern soulja” would murder over internet comments just solidifies the point that all of you are “ignant” jigs.

Ha!

“The fact alone that he was walking around in a fur coat in motherfucking Texas lets me know he’s not playing with a full deck.”

lmao. Priceless!

I HATE UGK DICKRIDERS

”

Thats The Point He Cant Even Defend His Views Because They Are Flawed. Days Ago It Was Explained To Him About The Mall Situation, Yet He Still Rehashes That Half Truth He Tells. He Continues To Slander That Man’s Name Like Its Paying Him. Ok You Dont Like The Man But Give Valid Reasons Why. The Man Did His Time And Is Probably Clean, Why Keep Putting That Stigma On Him As A Sherm Head? Where Is The Current Proof, Plus A Majority Of Artists Are On Drugs, alcohol Included. Then He Throws Around The Term Jigaboo Like A Klansman Is That Cool? Folks Just Laughing At This Shuck And Jive Fool, Posturing As A Journalist. He’s A Cubicle Ducker, Who Throws Rocks And Hides And No Matter How Many Times He Writes His “Dear Ugk Please Notice Me “Blogs, He Will Be The Fat Kid In Grade School, Everybody Picks On Cause The Popular Kid Stole His Clothes While He Was In The Gym Shower. “HOLD UP!” ”

LOL @ THIS CLOWN CAPITALIZING EVERY FIRST LETTER IN EVERY WORD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA.

Doc Flav

Hop Off My Dick. Capitalize That.

Gerald

Hahahaha, Pimp C will never be taken seriously again.

Troof

i… can’t… stop… laughin’… im from texas, i love ugk and southern hip-hop, but this nigga here is too funny!

king fuckery

fuck xxl, and fuck bol.

dj kool aid from da chop down south

ok heres the deal

bols boss = xxl

bol = 50 cent

rap a lot records = the source

ugk = the game(currently)

face it 50 you lost the game is fuckin up your shit you are playing a losing battle. which state is more populized missouri or texas hint texas
oh yea here is where i write my personal opinion

“please dont write anything or put together any print until you truly know or have experienced the thing(s) or action/happenings. falsefying content is not credible material and does not constitute factual statements dont ramble or stutter people will know you are a liar and you will lose your audience and no audience means no money just think a little before you make a mistake or error thanks” dj kool aid

Busta Rhymes

*Asks to Be on Remix of this Blog*

*Summons Spliff Star to clean ones fingernails while awaiting answer*

King Tut

Keep it Professional,90% of Entertainers are on something.It’s a creative process.

http://myspace.com/bayantheone Bayan

ay yo Bol, u kno what, be true with yasewf, do u think u would have balls to say the same to those fawks faces?
if you wouldn’t, which i beleieve is true, then stop making those comments on the Net, cuz it’s a coward ass shit, but then again u need to eat, dontcha, poor poor journalist like yasewf

priest

bol, u’z a ho! P/A. 4/life fuck wit’ us and get fucked wit’

k

You are wrong, wrong, wrong. First things first, Pimp C did not pull a gun on the girl, he lifted his jacket and showed it to her in the midst of a heated argument which included several men (who were with the girl), which in texas is considered aggravated assault. Secondly he did in fact not go to jail for that. He got probation for it and then didn’t do the community service required for his probation and THAT’s why he went to jail for not five years but almost four.
And he 100 percent did not have an AK47. Urban legend pure and simple.

As for your other assertions they are way too stupid to address.

Underground Royalty

I don’t even know this clown-ass-boy,’ya dig, but he is about as fraud as a four-dollar bill! I rap myself & I’m from the south; so I feel played that this ‘ol hoe-cake ass, wanna-be-famous, soldja-hatin’ fuck boy ass BITCH even feels like he can down rate one of the Rap Games’ 4-fathers with intentions to balloon! ‘Ya boy down bad! If it wasn’t for niggas like Pimp and Bun, bitch YOUR FAVORITE SOUTHERN ARTIST probably wouldn’t be raping! HATING IS HATING IS HATING IS HATING IS HATING, and at the end of the day, when your pussy-ass lay down is your bed, BITCH YOU ARE STILL A HATER!IF you feel played, HOLLA AT ME! 225-717-3127 :REAL RECOGNIZE AND THE FAKE FADE-AWAY! As 4 Pimp: HOLLA AT ME! I CAN’T TRAP 4-EVA!

Underground Royalty

You REALLY touch me deep with that one! I went out-side and smoked some kill, ‘ya heard me’, and one of MY ROUNDZ was gettin’ wet, ‘ya dig, and HE SAID 2 TELL U:”Don’t knock it ’till you tried it!” Then he showed me what he would do if YOU were around!(KLICKED OUT, THEN ‘DIS NIGGA PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE SIDE OF HIS 2005 STS! STR8 BALLIN’! BBBIIIIITTTCCCHHH!!!!!

The Exec Sec

On behalf of UGK RECORDS, TRILL ENT, RAP A LOT and every other major label affiliated with the artist known as Pimp C. THANKS for the free promotions. Without journalist like you we would have to pay magazines, news, and radio to spark the public’s interest in our artist and you have done it free of charge. Although you have some negative views on Pimp C, we will take it anyway it comes. But just to set the record straight, since you are a “journalist”, make sure that you do the proper research before you try to take credit for information that has been available to the public for years. If you have ever listened to any of the early recordings of UGK (Underground Kingz) i.e. “Stoned Junkee” (Super Tight, 1994) the evidence is there, and came from the artist’s mouth. As far as the incident in the mall that caused Pimp C to be sentenced 8 years in the Texas Department of Corrections (TDCJ), he has served 4 years of his sentence and will serve the remaining 4 on parole for the State of Texas. Right now, it is all about staying positive, moving forward with life, and making money. No need to disrespect this MAN and call him out of his name (What’s with the “jig” reference?), I thought we left the Jim Crow thinking in the past, but I see that it still lives deep inside some of us. It is obvious that you are not a fan of Pimp C and that you are from a totally different background, culture (“jig” reference?), and demographic area than our artist. You can’t make everybody like you, but you can make them hate……..keep on keeping on. An AK and a fur coat isn’t the only thing you don’t have.

Smokin Sherm does make u pretty nutty….I never seen leprechausnszxc but one time i was a Fish

traebizzo

I would be mad at the south too if the hottest thing my city had to offer was “Chain hang Lo” and ching-a-ling- Chingy LMFAO

2thowed

Yall cant even hate on UGK, man them boys trill and then 4 2 u cant compair da south with da dirty dirty if yall east coast ass niggas knew UGK history den u would close ya fuckin mouth and give UGK they respect dat they earned

southerner to the death

seems like some hating going on my brother. seriously is it necessary to TRY and tear down some legends in this thing we call hip-hop down? every man has his own demons and as far as drug use and guns in rap we could have a list as long as your blog of names from every coast and region.

Big Man

You calling people jigs and niggers and your black yourself. You are one dumb muthafucka, sitting here assinating the characters of rap legends. Somebody needs to smack the shit out of the dickhead writing this nonsense….

big ken

you know i just came across this article and man i am from texas. let me tell ou this these hoes down here always put niggas in cross fires for bullshit. now here it was this chick was wanting to fuck with the nigga and had a nigga then he got jealous behind it all and wanted to bring some shit to pimp c behind the situation. bottomline they damn near became dealt with. what should be reflected is that we all are on speckulation because we were not there, and who have not lied to the police about some shit. do not condeme no person without the facts not fiction. have we seen pimp c on pcp have we seen him pull a gun on a female or carry a ak in a fur coat. in texas malls they have security and they do not care who you are if you come in the mall with a large pistol that would hang outside your coat they would call the police imediately as they do not know what your intentions are. also common sense should have kicked in for you before you wrote that dumb ass shit. it is very ridiculous when people start talking shit about shit they know nothing about. that be those pussy ass niggas who behind close doors are actually all on a nigga dick.