Michael Hession

If you have ever seen an Alan Rickman movie, you know the dramatic weight he brings to pretty much every gesture and utterance he delivers on screen. Now imagine that in aggressively slow motion. Or better yet, watch it.

Epic Teatime With Alan Rickman is like a can of condensed seriousness. Rickman's intense glare and deliberate movements are intensified to spellbinding, almost scary. If you get bored with the video, wait it out until about 4:25. Trust me. [YouTube via LikeCool]