This is the one. The battle where the Dumb side is defeated by the music on the icomp site. It is not the end of the story but it is the longest piece. Thanks to all who helped out with the whole project which is now complete and starts here http://www.icompositions.com/music/song.php?sid=48678. Special thanks in this episode to:

Captain Jolofsson - Comander of the Swedish ship
Captain Deputy Doofy - Commander of the Doofinator
Captain Woody - Commander of Spruce Duce spaceship invisible to sensors
Captain Richard Geiger - Providing the Zarvox with the ammo to fight the farce
Captain Ramzar51 - Commander of the Experience spaceship.
DoubleOughtJethro - Making the first attack and doing the ending narration
The phantom - singing the praises of the great PM.

Darci: That's right, That's right emperor they won't be bothering us. It's a good thing we banned music way back in the beginning when the farce took over. That way they can't come up with any more stuff to fight us. And funk, you know that one thing that got away. Well now we've got that Celine Dion thing. Yea that fighting them off really good. How did that ever get through the music filter anyway?

Emperor: Well, Darci, it's not really music that's how it got itself through. But there was that one thing, that apple loop, you know, distortion finger bass number 1, thats been haunting us for a long time but it looks like our anti funk weapon has put it away for good.

Borg Queen: Remember, emperor, there is just one more thing.
That I comp library we never did locate it. Or that PM, the mastermind behind it all.
It is the most dangerous enemy of the dumb side. We must find it and destroy it before the evil factman uses it do destroy our neat little world with only music approved by the infinite campus advisory board.

Scene Change

Yoda: Well factman it looks like we got a lot of help.

EFM: Yes Yoda it looks like we got a lot of people that want to fight the farce. Man we got people here from all parts of the world that want to take up arms against the dumb side. Well, it looks like we're ready to go.

Yoda: We're being hailed by the Swedish ship.

Captain Jolo: Do it, do it, let's do it.

EFM: OK DoubleOughtJethro you're first. Show them what you got!

Darci: Hey what's this, this isn't funk. What the hell we supposed to do to fight this this? Where did they get this music? Where would they get something like this? heh, Where emperor, Where?

Emperor: Drat Darci, I think what they must have done is get into that iComp. We knew it was out there somewhere. It is the only thing around that can destroy the farce.

Borg Queen: My sensors indicate it is being played by someone named Jethro. We cannot have the Infinite Campus destroyed by someone named Jethro.

Emperor: That was a close call. I wonder if there is anything else lurking out there from that icomp library. Oh no, what's this? Its a ship from Sweden.

Darci: Sweden! I thought those guys were supposed to stay neutral in stuff like this!

Emperor: That's Switzerland, Darci. Switzerland. Yes Darci you must have been a victim of that No Child Left Behind thing they had a long time ago. Oh, what a moron.

Borg Queen: Here comes another ship from the past. How many more do they have?

Emperor: Darci, this one has been around for a while. This was in our database. I thought you would have taken care of this one by now.

Darci: I did emperor. I shot the sherif.

Borg Queen: But you did not shoot the deputy. You humans are so doofy.
I don't know if we can survive much more of this. How many tunes were on this icomp site?

Darci: Oh my god, emperor. Here comes another one! Look at the colors! Oh the colors! I got to hide my eyes. I cant't stand all those colors!

Dumb side crew member: We've taken a direct hit!

Emperor: Nothing will save us from this. I really don't like this guy he keeps sending the same message over and over again. Are you experienced, are you experienced? The farce is not experienced with this kind of music! Oh, Oh that hurt! Damage report.

Dumb side crew member: That one did some major damage.

Bog Queen: Wait a minute! There is a ship and there is nothing on the sensors. How can there be a ship with nothing on the sensors? How can that be?

Darci: Well queenie, it looks like that ship is made of wood. Now who's going to make a spaceship out of wood?

Emperor: Well Darci, I don't know who that is but I guess we'll just have to call him wood guy. Yea woodguy.

Borg Queen: Oh no! It's going to get much worse. I recognize that ship its the Zarvoxs.

Zarvox captain: We are here to help you destroy the infinite campus. We bring the funk of Mister Richard Geiger funk master of our galaxy. The farce will be funked and the dumb side will be eliminated. We will make Darci Vader pay the price for stealing all our batteries and The Borg Queen will regret all the things she did to our young men. We're doing the funk tea funk. Play it Richie!

Darci: Oh no emperor. Oh no, this is what we feared. That ship, that ship, its the easyesteemer! Noooooo.

Emperor: Yes, Darci. I'm afraid it is. This is just too much. The farce is funked. Nooo. Noooo. Cursed be that PM and that icomp website with all that funky music to destroy the farce.

Double OughtJethro: So the dumbside decided to skeedattle. And well then things got mighty fine without the infinite campus watchin over everyone. By now the boys were due a little vacation. Word soon spread of the great victory by the icomp power and savior of the universe mister PM.

The phantom: All hail the great PM. He destroyed the dumb side. With the power of the tunes.

I have downloaded and listened to the whole thing, and it is a very good, very imaginitive series of songs. However, there were a few times when the vocals went a little 'fuzzy' and clipped a little. It also seemed a bit empty in some places, like this piece, which I though should have been a big epic battle piece. A great idea however, and well done to everyone for making it happen, I really enjoyed listening to it.

I have downloaded and listened to the whole thing, and it is a very good, very imaginitive series of songs. However, there were a few times when the vocals went a little 'fuzzy' and clipped a little. It also seemed a bit empty in some places, like this piece, which I though should have been a big epic battle piece. A great idea however, and well done to everyone for making it happen, I really enjoyed listening to it.