A collection of thoughts and asides about life. And if I think of anything that needs to be mocked, it will show up here.

"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way."--Bertrand Russell

Friday, September 22, 2006

Utah Judge Mark Kouris sentenced hottie Cameo Patch to 36 months probation, ordered her to obtain a psycho-sexual evaluation, as well as pay a $2,000 fine. Patch did a Lewinski on a 17 year old student. "If this was a 29-year-old male and a 17-year-old female, I would be inclined to order some incarceration," Kouris said.

In June, Kristen Margrif, 27, of Mayville, Michigan, was given a one-year delayed sentence on three felony counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a student. In March, smokin' hottie Debra LaFave dodged prison time for having sex with one of her students. Amy Gail Lilley got 2 years house arrest and 8 years probation for a lesbian affair with her 15-year old student.

First, the Religious Right needs to get off their collective asses and make Christian wear burkhas! Everywhere! Had the teachers been wearing burkhas they wouldn't have been able to seduce the poor, vulnerable boys! Take a lesson from the Religion of Peace! You don't hear stories about teachers seducing their students and judges letting the batted eyelashes of a hot chick reduce prison time!

Second, the Religious Right needs to get off their collective asses and make sure scriptures are followed! 1 Timothy 2:11-13: "11) A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12) I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. 13) For Adam was formed first, then Eve." The folks who are pushing Intelligent Design had better start pushing women out of the classroom and back inside the house!

Third, if a hot chick gets no jail time for nailing one of her students, neither should men who nail theirs! I am all for gender equality.

0 Comments:

Links to this post:

About Me

Jeff Holt was born in Brownwood, Texas, a seventh generation Texan, and Thirteenth generation American.

He has lived in Fredericksburg, Texas, most of his life. He graduated from Fredericksburg High School in 1980, Nagasaki Weslyan Junior College in Isahaya, Japan in 1985, Schreiner College (now University) in 1987, and University of Texas Graduate School in 1989.