I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

Thursday

this name might give the kid an attitude

My friend Betsy just sent me this baby name possibility from a high school football recruiting bulletin:

Recruiting is just now starting to pick up for Bushnell (Fla.) South Sumter linebacker prospect Yourhighness Morgan. The 6-foot-2, 218-pounder recently started getting letters from some Division I-A programs