It was my gf's birthday. After an early dinner, I dragged her to the bar. And after victory, fed her an unwanted redbull shot (O bomb. So much classier than a Jager Bomb. /s).

I have no idea why I felt the need to add my own redbull/booze story, but ahh! It feels so good to win a national semifinal! Fuck the ghosts of '02 and '03 (when I attended the Frozen Four)! GO BLUE! HUNWICK! FROM WALK ON TO LEGEND! SO AWESOME! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM YELLING. YES I DO- WE JUST FUCKING BEAT NORTH DAKOTA AND I'M DRUNK.

True. But he went to the Frozen Four, got great tix, wore ND (ntND) gear, got upset, and got SO upset that he thought it appropriate to flip off college athletes from 5 feet away. You're right- there is a possibility that he's not from ND (ntND) and/or went there. But isn't also more fun to pretend that he did? Just for shits and giggles and cheap jokes about UND (ntND) and ND as a state? Humor me, brother. It's a celebration, bitches.