Monday, December 1, 2014

Stephen Harper "Wimp and Traitor" backed by the CIA-Zionist Assassins of Hollywood

Putin Calmly Told Harper to “Bugger Off You Gas Bag”

BRISBANE
— Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper today repeated his version of a
“testy exchange” with Russian President Vladimir Putin at the G20
meetings, claiming he power-crunched Putin’s hand and bluntly told him
to “get out of Ukraine”.

Putin, however, has a different version.

The Russian leader says that Harper’s voice was cracking and he “had a wet food stain on his tie.”

“I call a gas bag a gas bag,” Putin told the Australian Broadcasting
Corporation matter-of-factly just before boarding his plane to return to
Moscow.

“Yes, Mr. Harper did sort of stutter and mutter get out of Ukraine,
but he just kept staring anywhere but my eyes like he was mad at my nose
or something.”

“I felt badly for him…he was so nervous.”
Harper had told CNN, CBC and Reuters News immediately following the
30-second confrontation that he went mano-a-mano with Putin and was
tempted to “crush his knuckles and make him say Uncle” during their
awkward handshake.

“Look. Today I had to be a bully…something I very rarely do, something I don’t like to do,” Harper told media.

When egged on by a FOX News reporter, Harper gave a slow-motion
re-enactment of how he says he crushed Putin’s hand, stepped boldly
inside the Russian’s comfort zone, glared menacingly down at him, and
gruffly delivered the much-quoted line, “Get out of Ukraine.”

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer (not his real name) aired audio on his show earlier today where the word “gas bag” can be clearly heard and Mr. Harper seems to reply, “Sorry”.

John Travolta to Play Harper in Biographical Movie

LOS
ANGELES — Miramax Films announced today that they have secured the film
rights to The Stephen Harper Story and actor John Travolta has been
signed to play the Prime Minister of Canada.
“This Harper guy is a movie waiting to happen I tell ya,” said
Miramax Film CEO Harvey Weinstein in making the announcement in People
Magazine.

“Look at the line this guy actually said….You won’t recognize Canada once I’m done with it…that’s money baby, money.”

Travolta (60) is best known as the star of hit movies such as Pulp
Fiction and Grease, and for his earlier role on Welcome Back Kotter. He
has frequently been in the news recently for his leadership position in
the Church of Scientology and for making lewd passes at the male pilot
of his private jet, a male gym trainer, and a UPS driver.

Weinstein was Executive Producer of Pulp Fiction that starred
Travolta but he denies any similarities to The Stephen Harper Story.

“This will be a movie about the inner thoughts of the man. The agenda if you will,” said Weinstein.
“The draft script is box office gold. He refuses to talk to the
press. He fires Senators left right and centre. He brings budget
documents weighing over 100 pounds into the House of Lords or whatever
you call it.”

“Hell, I think he even had a bunch of books burned! Magic!”

The Coen brothers (The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men) will
direct with shooting scheduled to begin in August in Ottawa, Calgary and
Tel Aviv.

“Harper has asked for a cameo role so we’ve got him as a newspaper
reporter who gets really pissed when Travolta won’t answer his
questions. Ain’t that great irony? Love it!”