Ventriloquist alarm clock.

The Ventriloquist Alarm Clock. Record your mother-in-law shouting obscenities at you, it may not be pretty but it might rouse you in time for your day’s labour. Or maybe you’re more Zen than hen? $95.00.

A breath of fresh air in our techno world, the ventriloquist alarm clock allows you to record your own message or sound to wake up to. Whether it’s a self-motivation motto “Get-up, get-up, get-up…”, a special message from someone you love or any sound that inspires you from laughs to music, the possibilities are infinite and getting up to a cherished voice or sound is a lot easier…