Sunday, October 29, 2006

Now Hiring...

Seaport, NYC.

Ani: I'll stay here till my H1 runs out and head back to India.Me: Yeah, me too!Ani: Really? Will go back and start some business.Me: I want to start a school.Ani: School? Are you nuts? School?Me: Yeah. "Apoo Jo's Girls High School"Ani: Mark my words, someday you are going to jail.

Telephone, Baltimore - Hyderabad.

Nishchal: I am bored of Infy. Its like school. Some new thing needs to be learnt everyday and then they give you a test on it.Me: If you are bored, go back to Mumbai. Start your own venture.Nishchal: Hmmmmm.... good idea. Lets start something of our own.Me: I want to start a school.Nishchal: School? Huh? School? Are you nuts?Me: No man. Seriously. "Apoo Jo's Girls High School"Nishchal: I will be teacher!

Telephone, Baltimore - Mumbai.

He: Man, come back. We'll get piss drunk!Me: I can do that here!He: Hmmm... no man, forget USA. Come here, loadsa opportunities here. Know what, we could start something....Me: I have been wanting to start a school.He: School?Me: "Apoo Jo's Girls High School"He: OK! I will take care of the publicity/marketing.Me: Cool.... how?He: I'll have an affair with one of the students. Once the media comes to know, we are famous.

Baltimore, MD.

She: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You want to start a school. Noble thought Apoo. But why?Me: Coz I feel everyone has the right to a basic education, but there is something beyond that which needs to be taught as well and...She: No, why Girls High School?Me: Coz women in rural parts of India have difficulty getting a basic education. And once I start a Girls School, a Boys school will crop up next to it. Trust me!She: OK! I shall teach dance.Me: Very cool.She: Salsa!Me: I am not sure if Salsa would be appreciated in rural parts....She: Why not? Salsa is Salsa. Everyone loves Salsa. I could teach my pug to Salsa.Me: OK....She: But if we need partners, I am gonna have to pull boys over from the neighboring school. And then I can imagine you swatting them with your cane as they flirt with the girls.Me: Miss, I am not gonna be carrying any cane.She: Oh you are. Striped pants, white shirt, suspenders, specs, cane and a wig.

#Nadya: Mess with under-age kids and you might need cover-up in form of anticipatory bail. :P

#KJ: "doesnt believe in attracting the best talent. It believes in producing the best talent." was the only serious part of this blog. And dont worry, if it comes true, will surely have a different name.

#Abhi: You get chemistry class. You can teach about ethanol. I would encourage practicals :P

Now that u have enlightened us with your future plan, I have a great offer for ya. Instead of investing so much in logistics, hiring teachers at-al, I can Teachers in beautiful looking bottles n in all possible subject flavors

bhai ...good idea ...if seriosu let me knw ..will do tht ... but lets not have one girl school lets have a junior college and a degree level college tooo ...I knw wht u thinking catch them young n see them grow....wht kind of a sick person u r ...:-)Amit

no that would NOT work!!!!!wth?i refuse to 1) be in a room with either of u (AS MUCH AS THE U GUYS WOULD LOVE IT) and 2) be in a cubicle with either of u (mostly coz er...cubicles are too small for two people to fit.)