Dude A Day: Cum 2 Brazil

Ever since forever, or at least since YouTube comments, Brazil has basically been shouting at people to come to it. After years of wondering WHY exactly the entire world should "come to Brazil," I think I’ve finally figured it out. No, it’s not the food, or the culture, or whatever else people like about countries. It’s the hot-ass 2016 Brazilian men’s gymnastics team. As you can see, they're quite a special bunch. They seem to not own shirts and are apparently predisposed to finding themselves perpetually stuck huddled together in actual piles of mostly-naked muscled men.

For the sake of science, I took a deep dive into each of their Instagrams and present my findings herewith: