witty witty witty, i have to write something witty....I don't have the energy to update my profile......I wonder that says about me.....

I would describe myself as funny smart (a**) devoted and do not believe in being grammatically correct unless I am at work or in public or trying to impress someone.

I heart going to sporting events but I wouldnt say I heart sporting events for the value of sports, I more heart the atmosphere and people watching. I watch approximately 50-70% of the game, but dont worry I wont ask you to update everything I missed.. I probably dont care...and yes I used the word "heart"...dont guys just heart it when girls speak like that? Sarcasm there gentlemen....

Oh how could I forget this tidbit of info about me, I have three shark bite scars...