Friday, November 20, 2009

I get that question a lot, people wondering why I'm a doctor, how I got into neurology, if this is my real hair or just a cheap rug, and... but I digress.

Anyway, I'd like to present this flow chart which explains the complex process by which a medical student (sort of like a stem cell) eventually transforms into their specific field. It was sent to me by an anonymous reader, so thank you whoever you are.

You'll notice neurology isn't listed here, likely due to space constraints. I'd put it somewhere under internal medicine, with a special "Freaks and Geeks" section leading to my field.

If I were going to medical school (which, I want to so bad but lack the confidence and time to commit), I would go into pathology because more than anything I want to be a medical examiner...always been fascinated with medicine, and the why people die aspect...so it's nice to know if I did decide to do that, my attitude wouldn't matter :D

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