“Here’s a life lesson for all you young, up-in-coming men: Don’t date female singers,” Fauria proclaimed. “They will write it in their notebook, they will write a song about you and it will be as vague as possible but you and all your friends will know that that song is about you. … Would you ever date Taylor Swift? Because she writes a song about every guy she dates.”

Following MFB’s hot dog eating contest Wednesday, Fauria went out to dinner and decided to role play with his girlfriend and pretend that it was their first date together. Fauria later shocked Benz when he guessed that he also had a similar history of role playing — with a slightly more nautical tone.

“For some reason, I decided to role play with my girlfriend last night. And for some reason, we were acting like it was a first date,” Fauria said, adding: “Now I know you probably dressed up as a sailor with your wife and came out to sing “On the Good Ship Lollipop’ at some point in your life.”