Guys, I was sick the day after Latrice Royale was eliminated, and then last week's show was just a filler recap episode. So I was excited about the "finale" last night… Except, of course, it wasn't really a finale. It was a teaser. The final three queens — Chad Michaels, Sharon Needles and Phi Phi O'Hara — had to lipsync for their lives. But afterward, RuPaul informed them that the winner would be announced next week. Gah. We will have to wait. Still, if Sharon Needles and her tentacle fingers aren't crowned Superdrag Supreme, I will cry a river as wide as Texas.