It's a protein but it doesn't live on land. Apparently that's the skewed logic the Catholics use too.

Actually, the Catholic prohibition of meat during Lent arises from the fact that fish was common but other meats were luxuries during the time when Lenten penitence originated. It's not because of a skewed idea of what "meat" is. In any event, it's academic at this point. The church recognized the folly of eating seafood as a "sacrifice" and in the late 1960s directed that Catholics should perform an act of penitence or denial on Fridays during Lent that may or may not include a fast of some kind.

Haha. :P
Well funnily enough I'm still right because my intent was to play on the fact that it is not animal meat after all, which is what the whole 'it is meat but not meat' thing was about. It's called meat but it is not meat in the sense we are talking about. I never specified that the 'is meat' meant 'animal meat', which is why I thought it was funny.