NOT IN THE PINK Ellen Highwater is seeking compensation from her employer when she was sacked for having prawn on her computer. As an avid seafood enthusiast, Ellen was wont to peruse pictures of the said delicacies as well as […]

ELECTRONICS Lightning Rods for sale. Only used once before. Ideal for churches and tall houses. Sorry, no good for tents and other temporary dwellings. See Roger, or one of his representatives, usually found in your local mall. Strictly cash transfer […]

CULTURE AND ENTERTAINMENT I CAN FEEL FOR MYSELF Sophisticated, kinetic cinema seats are proving a comfort too far for some film fans in Dulwich. The select row of chairs in the Poxy Cinema that seek to enhance the tactile appreciation […]

TAR-BRUSHING OUT THE FUTURE THE TORIES HAVE ANNOUNCED how they are going to introduce equal treatment for all to The NHS, regardless of ethnic background. They are going to close A&E and make less beds for all; continue to close […]

NAPOLEON’S REVENGE (previously Stalin’s Breakfast/Trotsky’s Tiffin) On a day where it rained like a tipped up Portaloo, I made my soggy but determined way to the only apt place: The Plimsoll Line; that measure of water levels and tipping points […]

TV The latest offering from Channel Propaganda is the hilarious sitcom, The Last Resort. A series of up to three years, following the shortlived exploits of Earnest Prole and his pals, who are given a government certified break from living, […]