Alright, there's a first time for everything. And hopefully, this will be the first time I make a forum battle that doesn't suck.

And just because I'm in a "To hell with tradition" mood, captions are above pics.

Faction 1: Stubby and Arkbrik!!!

Arkbrik, holding his new Tri-Scythe with Farce Shield attachment.

Stubby. I went for the Forum Policeman look here. (His hands are not peach that's just bad lighting.

A somewhat blurry shot of Stubby. He's holding the Janitor Broom-Cannon, and has my take on the Ban Hammer on his back.

Faction 2: Transparien Commandos

The Transpariens are an ancient race of slightly overpowered humans. They were too strong for the DSE to completely eliminate, so the Spacemen formed a time bomb which time-froze the Transpariens out of the Brikverse. And now, they're back.

Faction 3: Evuul Byonic Ull

He's a big monster. With a crotch cannon. That is all I have to say.

Faction 4: Frogger

Frogger, after years upon years of gamers getting him run over by cars, went insane and turned to Blak Magik. He escaped from the game, and now has the ability to control people by landing on their heads.

Frogger taking control of an innocent bystander.

Secret Faction 1: ????? (Will activate on turn 2)

What is it?

Secret Faction 2: ????? (Will activate on Turn 3)

What is it?

Secret Faction 3: Doesn't even get a photo????? (Will activate on Turn 3)

Overviews

The two-tiered battlefield. You can teleport your entire team to immediately above or below where you are on a skill roll of 3 or higher (OMFG, I hate this damn camera).

Bottom tier with starting positions.

Top tier with starting positions.

People who have put me in their forum battles have dibs on factions here!

(That's Zahru II, Bragallot, DarthBrik, and Elmagnifico. Sorry if I forgot anyone in this list!)

Registration deadline is in 5 hours and 20 minutes (which will be 69:00 PM where I live). That's right, it's moved up a day.

As soon as somebody picks Stubby/Arkbrik, the four main factions can send orders. C'mon people, Stubby and Arkbrik are in a Locomotive Helicopter! They're the most overpowered! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *people in white suits dash in, straitjacket Yoda_Dog, and drive him off to the asylum*