so there’s this phone at work…

I work at a doctor’s office. Sometimes it gets very boring, and when you have a lot of boredom and a lot of time it leads to very interesting things. Take for instance; this phone..

the victim.

This phone always manages to endure my bored wrath. I think it’s because I answer the phone all day, and I take my anger out on the object that drives me insane. I’m sure in some lifetime it messed up, and got reincarnated as the phone that gets abused. I dont even feel bad now, and I hope you don’t either.

the phone is broken!!

When i took this picture, I decapitated the handset from the chord. Why? THE CONSTANT RINGING!!! It’s almost like ‘The Telltale Heart’ but not as dark…

Total phone-y confusion.

See, Elise here, kept trying to talk into the phone, and kept trying to bring it back to life, but it was just too late.