Almost not? Love it. I wonder if she was at the stage where you say goodbye, and the other one says goodbye, then you say goodbye again, and so on, as no-one wants to be the first to hang up. It's always like that with my family.

Many years ago I lived next door to a family who had a son named Jamie. He was about six. One day during summer, when our windows were open, I heard Jamie standing on the front porch yelling to the girl who lived across the street. He shouted, "Hey Sara, my mom just took a S**T and the whole house stinks!" That was quickly followed by Mom yelling in a louder voice, "Jamie, get in the house right now!"