Eliot Chang: Consolation Prize

Eliot Chang: Consolation Prize

I hate it when a girl tries to offer me a lame consolation prize. 'Cause girls will say things like, 'Oh, we're not going to have sex, but I'll give you a hand job.' I have hands. They have the job. The position is filled. I don't need to outsource the work, alright? If you got a vagina job for me, we can talk 'cause I am always hiring.