hey whatsup... ive heard bout yous guys in school... and i was just wondering who you people were cause i hear "handgunromance" and im like "what....???" yeah thats pretty much what i wanted to say . lader ate her

yo it cha boi miguel hittin it up to slam yo mind with some crazy info! i wanted to tell all yall ruff rydaz ta chiggity check out da new hit single from the top underground rap group. its so underground da ninja turtles dont know bout dis http://www.purevolume.com/handgunromancecheck it out daw. Word to ya mova.

hey just wanted to like tell anyone that might be interested in going to our next show at churchhills in october 17th that...well that we ARE having one on october 17th at churchills. and that we'd like it ALOT if you came. id recommend asking us for a ticket cause at the door its 10 dollars and from us its only 8. we are kissing goodbye the old songs except Crash and Burn cause its so fun to play. new stuff is better in my opinion but hey you can judge for yourself once we are done recording id tell you when we were recording but i forgot. so i wont. cause i cant remember. so i cant tell you cause youd get all pissy cause i lied. then youd tell my mom. and shed beat me in the eye. and then what? im left with a latin beat down and your angry at me...no no no forget it dear. lets just say its in Octember 44, 1983. the new songs are really different from the first ones. mainly cause i said so. but otherwise they are different cause the rest of the band said so. and this time we made sure theres time for you guys to cry during the breakdowns. PLUS we have pretty hair.

id tell you more stuff about the new cd and stuff on it but like they have this crazy ass plan that i have YET to understand...all i remember is that everyone was fighting and yelling about full length this demo that ep where? so i was nodding my head and lookin tuff with glasses and my granny sweater on. and then we played songs. all i got is the names for the songs. (in order of birth) Eternal Sunshine Page 1 Ambience A Fallen Skythey are pretty long. like 3 or 4 minutes each. maybe like three or four. but they are all needles in your belly button. so im sure you gonna be squeezing your butt cheecks to these songs cause they love sodomy.

And once again we would REALLY appreciate it if youd come down to our next show. like jason will have a kissing booth and if you come you can kiss his booth. but thats like all we can afford cause we are a poor kid band. OH and if you think we look like hungry its cause we are. PLEASE feed us. no dairy please. we are against hurting milk for people to eat. thats inhumane. and if you DO go i recomend reading this AWESOME poster in the bathroom thats SOOOO informative. like that little fact - a single toilet paper sheet cannot be folded in half more that 7 times. or was it six? well thers something to think about next time you taking a dump. oh and please. wipe right dont let any get on your hand or on the seat. please. last time i ....well lets just say i was a brown noser. wanna know the whole story? go to the show. ask me to tell it and i will. im the trollish looking one in the band. i have a sailor moon tatto on the palm of my hand. you cant miss me. and i tend to wear those chuk E cheese eye patches. well before i start to jabber i gotta go do homework. bye.

we had a show it was nice we had fun , thanks for coming ...thanks for standing there through it..thanks to who ever it was that got us the show....mah bebe dont mess around because bah du ba dooooo ba do be dooo.... bro wtf does he say there.

Andy loves fried mushrooms Hendel drinks malta like water Roly loves bread with ketchup Jason fucking lives for SPAM and beans Chris loves....apples and mayo i dont eat im actually horribly thin but i get fat off air, see when i inhale the air i suck in is converted into pure fat and oil...

well i'll wait till you knowhow to play a guitarto learn how to use effectsjust never worked for youyou're crappy and lame (yeah you're playing that card)and nobody's noticing this yet

now i'm lying unstable with everything you've saidkeeping in mind all your fans are just your friends and the most i could do was to just kill myself

(yeah you're playing that card)when the most i could do was to just kill myselfand i know you know, qualityit isnt in your songs, it isnt in your songsi know you know, quality (stop everything, don't start it all over)it isn't in your songs, it isn't in your songs (remember i dont care, i won't regret)

[so you're talking, howeveri still want that letterbut that is no excuse to see youyou see, its never been enoughto just get all you wantbut i love you was never good enoughto feel right

now i'm lying unstable with everything you've saidit will all catch up eventuallywell it caught up and literallythe weight of being miserable'simpossible to hold ]

today you'll get toldtoday you'll get told

well i know you know, qualityit isn't in your songs, it isn't in your songswell i know you know, quality (stop everything, don't start it all over)it isn't in your songs, it isn't in your songs (remember i don't care, i won't regret)

your songs are too trite to forgetyour songs are too trite to forgetstop everything, don't start it all overwell, stop everything, don't start it all overyour songs are too trite to forgetstop everything, don't start it all over don't start it all..

well i know you know, qualityit isn't in your songsit isn't in your songs

i know you know, quality (stop everything)it isn't in your songs, it isn't in your songs (remember i don't care, i wont regret)

i know you knowi know you know, i know you know (stop everything, dont start it all over)you know you know, know, know... (remember i don't care, i wont regret)

Damn! you guys kick ass man. especially miguelito and his retarded dances. next time ill jump off stage for you guys just get some niggies to catch me. bro that show was like......damn. BLG and waiting theory also kicked ass.