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What Pokemon are you?

Don't ask how I found this (it's SoyCD's fault). So anyway, you just need to put your name and your favourite colour (leave the "Or look up a pokéname:" field blank) in order to see what kind of Pokemon you are.

ProfileYou live in the steaming jungles of Africa, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, fruits and industrial runoff.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)You can drink Dr. Pepper. You have bionic implants. You can breathe poison. You have a fear of broken glass. You can shoot lightning bolts. You can shoot bricks. You can float in air. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe Mr. PiBB.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foomon.

You hear that? I CAN DRINK DR. PEPPER! Also I can float in air (not sure what that means but oh well).

Mine is the best. He is a new age Jesus (capable of walking on Dr. Pepper) with a magical chest of hats & an irrational fear of maple syrup (which is hard living in Alberta)

Your Pokéname is:Lozard

ProfileYou live in the veldts of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, grass and wine.

Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)You have a magic chest of hats. You have scaly skin. You have a fear of wind. You can eat poison. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You have a fear of maple syrup.

You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, TV dinners and beer.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)

You have a sequined jumpsuit (wtf?
). You have a fear of cosmic energy bolts. You can shoot bricks (I think it said Shoot and not Sh..). You can puke iron filings (koool
). You can walk on Mr. PiBB. You can throw evil glances.

ProfileYou live in the icy glaciers of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, small rodents and nectar.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have big hair. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You have scaly skin. You have interchangeable body parts. You can shoot ice bolts. You can shoot maple syrup. You can resist rocks. You can puke poison.

Your Pokéname is:
Mooser
Profile
You live in the savannahs of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, rocks and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat bricks. You can breathe acid. You can puke lava. You can breathe jet fuel. You have a discoball. You can puke electricity. You have a force field.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Poliwad.

Profile
You live in the searing volcanoes of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, garbage and beer. sooo true... at least the diet part

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe electricity. You can throw poison. You can throw tahini. What's tahini? You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can resist kippers. You can resist wind. You can throw rocks. You have a full-body tattoo. Scofield! You can resist acid.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Nidolock.

Charzard
Profile
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and kerosene. --> (mmm I'm so hungry for kerosene
)
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of evil glances. You can puke lava. You can throw tahini. You have a fear of 8-track tapes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Shatrider.

This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by dadude77: 26.05.2009 14:14.

Originally posted by SoyCD
Mine is the best. He is a new age Jesus (capable of walking on Dr. Pepper) with a magical chest of hats & an irrational fear of maple syrup (which is hard living in Alberta)

Your Pokéname is:Lozard

ProfileYou live in the veldts of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, grass and wine.

Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)You have a magic chest of hats. You have scaly skin. You have a fear of wind. You can eat poison. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You have a fear of maple syrup.

Nidotwo
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have mafia connections. You have a fear of nunchucks. You have scaly skin. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of rocks. You have a box of LPs.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eecow.

Originally posted by shivas80
Nidotwo
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)You have mafia connections. You have a fear of nunchucks. You have scaly skin. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of rocks. You have a box of LPs.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eecow.

Originally posted by shivas80
Nidotwo
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)You have mafia connections. You have a fear of nunchucks. You have scaly skin. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of rocks. You have a box of LPs.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eecow.

Your Pokéname is:
Hypnonerd
Profile
You live in the rivers of Asia, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist salt spikes. You can resist tahini. You can shoot kippers. You can spit sledgehammers. You can throw acid.

Originally posted by swissmoumout
Your Pokéname is:
Hypnonerd
Profile
You live in the rivers of Asia, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist salt spikes. You can resist tahini. You can shoot kippers. You can spit sledgehammers. You can throw acid.

Your Pokéname is:
Politle
Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of grass, daisies and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit maple syrup. You can spit lava. You can resist evil glances. You can throw wind. You can eat fire. You have goassamer wings. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can walk on jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mooorb.

Your Pokéname is:
Mewlock
Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, macaroni and cheese and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a magic chest of hats. You can puke lava. You have a fear of wind. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have scaly skin. You can resist maple syrup. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can eat bricks. You can puke hot death.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporyu.

Your Pokéname is:
Charzard
Profile
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of evil glances. You can puke lava. You can throw tahini. You have a fear of 8-track tapes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Shatrider.

Your Pokéname is:
Drowtle
Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, rocks and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke jet fuel. You have a cell phone. You can breathe hot death. You can spit tahini. You can shoot salt spikes. You can resist cosmic energy bolts. You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can resist wind. You have a discoball. You have goassamer wings. You can throw evil glances.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Loorb.