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Cheerleader Zombie Apocalypse Survivor

Today’s comic isn’t really meant to be funny, although if you find it amusing then consider yourself awesome.

I was just messing around drawing my ideas for “Left 4 Dead 3’s” possible survivors today and I wanted to fully render the sketch I did of this Cheerleader survivor. It was only fair to draw her as a survivor since I’ve already done the cheerleader zombie boss version.

“Left 4 Dead” always has at least one female survivor you can play. I’d like to throw my suggestion in for making the female survivor of any upcoming sequel a cheerleader.

Why you ask? Because I’m a pig! That’s why… There, I said it. Are you happy now that you’ve outed me?

Here’s something interesting I saw today: Rock of the dead, a video game kind of like guitar hero. Might have thought about buying it if I hadn’t already bought Portal 2 and Microsoft points. That and I’m not into those kinds of games.

Mmmmmmm…… This happens to be my zombie apocalypse dream. Yes that would be my dream. Me one of my friends *halo* then hot cheerleader after hot cheerleader. Actually it be the reason id get up in the morning break a few skulls then rescue a few cheerleaders see the end of the world isn’t so wierd.

You would think she would, but she actually encouraged me to have more cleavage in my comic. You want to hear something really scary? My Father-in-Law reads my comic and told me I should have more cleavage in it too.

So I’m not nearly as nervous about putting that type of thing in here anymore and I do love cleavage.

Cute, perky cheerleader-types aren’t well suited for surviving apocalypses… apocalypi? They’re usually the first to go. In reality, the surviving females strongly tend to be the butch, hairy homosexual type, because they train all their lives to fight grabby men that like to bite and gnaw (usually to protect their pretty, ditzy, bisexual girlfriend)

You do realize that cheerleaders are usually the first ones to be killed? They are usually the ones who do something stupid to get eaten by the zombies first, or they annoy the survivors enough that the survivors kill the cheerleaders first.

Actually, cheerleaders are often in better shape than most of the athletes they cheer for. Besides, in my school, most of the cheer squad was on the honor role. True, there was the typical ditz in the bunch but most were actually very inteligent and (oddly enough) friendly.