Of course, when you're accused of bad things in this way then you really discover who your friends are.

For that reason I would like to record my thanks for the spirited attempts to pour the cold water of reason on these almost daily accusations.

It's been tough doing this, I know … but some people have been incredibly brave.

However, because of that very touching support and bravery, I think it's really time to put the record straight. I can't bear to see friends and supporters going to such immense lengths on our behalf when ultimately, I know, the truth would eventually come out.

This is why I've decided that my New Year's resolution for 2013 would be to confess everything.

The truth

You see, it's all true.

Those brave Christian guys have been right on the money. They've been pilloried for speaking out all this time. But they were right.

My mates and I really are involved in a massive global conspiracy of truly gigantic proportions.

I've just come back from the Northern Regional Bunker, where even now gays, lesbians and occasional bisexuals stand over map tables plotting the end of days and the coming of the antichrist.

As a key representative of the transgender underground network I've been collecting the orders to pass on to my own troops.

War footing

Our commander in chief, General Stephen Fry, says this will be the year of the "Big Push" and that we are now on a war footing.

Troops will be positioned stealthily across the globe and, on the signal, will kiss people of the same sex, so as to weaken the foundations of society's institutions.

Elite same sex kissers will form pairs … targeting and bringing down any families they catch in their sights.

Families will be first

Gender transgressors will advance on the heart of society and bring an end to all reproduction by threatening the natural order.

My own specially trained platoon of beautiful transsexual women will trick fine redneck men into having sex … turning them instantly homosexual without their knowledge.

Gays and transsexuals will form sham families, adopt your children and turn them gay and transsexual too.

Behind the lines, a crack corps of LGBT entertainers will corrupt the rest of the world's children and provoke the wrath of God upon the innocents. God will slaughter them for letting us advance.

It will be swift. It will be unrelenting. We will not rest until heterosexual society has been destroyed and the human race is on its knees.

Sorry

I'm sorry if this will harm some of my friends who have the misfortune to be on the wrong side. However, when you are part of such a big and determined conspiracy it's really not easy to stop. Nazis would understand.

Please just rest assured that the end will be swift and incredibly creative. There will be some fab music and art.

Really, however, we've known for a long time that you and we could not carry on occupying the same planet for much longer.

About Me

My unique proposition used to be that I combined the solid experience of over 30 years of successful business and IT consultancy at a senior level with over 20 equally successful years learning my craft in the Equality and Diversity field. The combination is an E&D expert with all the disciplines that business managers want from a consultant providing them with advice.

I've been a successful public speaker; I produced the world's first regular E&D-themed Podcast "Just Plain Sense"; I was appointed as an advisor for the Department of Health; I chaired the North West Equality and Diversity Group for three successive years; I amassed a great deal of experience applying equality principles to the health economy, and people generally STILL pay attention when I've got something to say. My widely praised books reflect that experience and viewpoint.

Views expressed here are those of myself and my former company Plain Sense Ltd. They are not represented to be the views of any of my professional clients except where expressly stated