PERFECTVILLE: A Dol-fan Podcast

Sick and myself have started a new project called Perfectville: A Dol-fan Podcast. A weekly podcast about our beloved and besmirched Miami Dolphins where we discuss any and all topics relating to and regarding The Miami Dolphins. Even though this will be a weekly show, we have gone above and beyond for the debut and have given you not one, not two, but THREE episodes for your listening pleasure! Going forward we will be having guests, contests, games and a few surprises. You can find these episodes on our official website, http://welcometoperfectville.com/ and soon to be on Itunes, Stitcher and wherever podcasts can be found. Click. Listen. Enjoy!

Nice work Sam and you did not have to get drunk to do it .... or did you

Still keeping a barstool open for you in the lounge brother. See you there.

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Keep the barstool open the microphone hot, and the beer cold!

The road schedule is a killer. Once I get back home I will poke my head in and yell at people and such. Until then, I have to go make these college kids in San Luis Obispo laugh. And make these brewmasters at Firestone Walker give me free stuff.

Episode Five: The Offensive Line, is up! Who should stay? Who should go? How do we fix the problematic area? Do we invest high draft picks? Or sign veteran free agents? And is Chris's mom the most offensive human being alive? We explore all of this and more! Click the link to listen!

Episode Five: The Offensive Line, is up! Who should stay? Who should go? How do we fix the problematic area? Do we invest high draft picks? Or sign veteran free agents? And is Chris's mom the most offensive human being alive? We explore all of this and more! Click the link to listen!

Episode Five: The Offensive Line, is up! Who should stay? Who should go? How do we fix the problematic area? Do we invest high draft picks? Or sign veteran free agents? And is Chris's mom the most offensive human being alive? We explore all of this and more! Click the link to listen!

Chris and I discuss the WORST DOLPHINS LOSSES of the past 30 years, and their long-term effects on the organization. Great (and depressing) episode. Come laugh at our extended history of disappointment!

Episode EIGHT is up! Sam and Chris discuss the first few hours of free agency (recorded on Tuesday, March 8th) and break down the controversial trade with The Eagles, as well as discuss Mario Williams joining the team he has terrorized the most in his stellar career. In addition, I share a delightful story as to why it is NEVER ok to film a lap dance.

Chris and I discuss Miami's first week of free agency moves, as well as saying goodbye to everyone's favorite player wife...Miko Grimes. Listen and enjoy our appropriate send off the the quiet and demure woman as they relocate to Tampa.

Episode 10 is up! Chris and I discuss the worst coaches in Miami history. From awful play calling, to bad personnel decisions, and a whole bunch of "great guys", Miami has seen and experienced it's fair share of suck over the past two decades.

Episode 11! The Stadium Name Game. Sam and Chris try to save Stephen Ross from once again, embarrassing Dol-fans by providing alternate stadium names for the owner's consideration. From the irreverent to the serious, and everything in between, all options are STILL better than the plan to call the home of the MIAMI DOLPHINS, "New York Life Stadium".

Plus, we cram as many pop culture references from the 1990's that we can manage.

Tremendous conversation with Simon Clancy, AKA Boomer, on Perfectville. Simon lets us know who he thinks the best player in the draft, where he believes the Dolphins are going with their first round pick, his thoughts on Stephen Ross, why Joe Philbin got as much time as our Head Coach (despite not being qualified) and how Dan Marino made a young, British kid a lifelong Dolphins fan.

New podcast is up (TWO this week!) as Chris returns to discuss the Titans game, Jarvis Landry's attitude and attempts to name all of the starting QB's that have come after Marino, off the top of his head.

Miami strings it’s second win in a row by defeating their AFC East rivals, The Buffalo Bills. In a game that feature the home team wearing throwback uniforms, the offense channeled the 1970’s era teams and relied heavily on the run game. Jay Ajayi recorded his second consecutive 200 yard game on the ground, Ryan Tannehill didn’t turn the ball over and has his first touchdown pass since Week Four and the defensive line showed it’s star power as Suh, Wake and Mario Williams harassed Tyrod Taylor all game long.

But not everything was rose petals and pizza toppings. Jarvis Landry was flagged for multiple unsportsmanlike conduct penalties, including an extremely controversial block on Bills Safety, Aaron Williams. Sam and Chris discuss that play and disagree as to whether or not it was a dirty play by Juice.

And while recording, we received confirmation that Dolphins running back, Arian Foster, retired, effective immediately. Chris and Sam give their immediate thoughts on why we think he retired, and what his legacy in Miami, as well as his career, will be.

Speaking of breaking news, Travis Wingfield also joins the show to give his thoughts on the big win this past weekend, as well as make an announcement about his next big venture. Needless to say, this is episode is PACKED.

The Dolphins win AGAIN and have gotten themselves back to a .500 record at 4-4. Even better, they have gotten themselves back into a legitimate conversation for the playoffs! A 27-23 victory that saw a rushing TD, a passing TD, a kickoff return for a TD, two strip sacks by Cam Wake, and even a BIGFATGUY INT by Miami against their hated AFC East rival.

Even with those big plays, the game was close and Miami trailed late. So what went wrong? What else went right? How many yards did Jay Ajayi rush for? And who gets the Dallas Thomas Award for Worst Players Ever, this week? Two players get their walking papers from the team, while we welcome two new ones, to Perfectville. Plus, a second on the AFC East and in Overtime, Sam and Chris discuss the draft classes of yesteryear.

The Dolphins combined their west coast road trip, so we combined our west coast podcasts! A JUMBO (non-Elliot version) edition of Perfectville, as we discuss the four game winning streak that continued in San Diego, as well as preview the upcoming game against the St. Louis Los Angeles Rams. Can Miami survive a loss to their unicorn line and still come out the victors? Or will an underrated Rams Defense limit another opponent to minimal scoring opportunities while having their kicker boot them to victory?

The boys also give out their weekly Dallas Thomas Awards, Ridiculous Predictions and A Second On The AFC East.

Plus, in overtime, Sam and Chris tell you five teams to root for this weekend, in addition to the Miami Dolphins.