Just when you think things couldn’t be any douchier, the former reality tv star and father of 8 in the series Jon and Kate plus Eight outdouches himself by getting a huge-ass tattoo of a dragon on his back. Never thought these pics would land as an exclusive but apparently Radar thinks they are so here we go.

Radar reports:

RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained the first photos of the former reality TV star’s new body art, including pictures of the work in progress. The 33-year-old ex-husband of Kate Gosselin says he has been doing some soul searching and got the tattoo to signify changes he is making to his life.

“I have planned this tattoo for years now,” Jon told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “I wanted something that resembled a rebirth or a change in me.”

How in the world can people take this clown seriously? Talking about rebirth when the tat clearly doesn’t look like a dragon but more like a snake with a rat’s head. But right, he did say a change in himself. From a snake into a rat? This dude leaks of comical shit.

Apparently, Jon and Kate Plus Eight minus Jon equals Jon slowing down their divorce. Yes, that’s right. It has been confirmed that Jon Gosselin’s appearances in the TLC show has been minimized, with the program title reduced to just Kate Plus Eight. Just right after the announcement, Jon goes down to his knees and apologizes to the public about his behavior. He said: “I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated … I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.” He now also wants to slow down his divorce with his wife Kate Gosselin, and filed some paperworks to suspend his divorce for 90 days.

In other words, because Jon was bolted out of their show, he now wants to do good by getting back together with Kate, at least as parents–all for the love of their reality show. He’ll be willing to sacrifice his womanizing ways, just to get his name back the title. Wow. How heroic. You could just imagine how thrilled their kids would feel with all the drama their parents have, and how much of a douchebag their dad is.