Ah will kill you all
Nothing you can do about it
I will kill you all
Nothing you can do about it
squirrely wrath
squirrely wrath
squirely wrath
You’re all gonna die! You’re all gonna die!
Squirrely Wrath!
– Foamy :D

That black squirrel mutation was first spotted around 20 years ago in Stuyvesant Town and Gramercy Parks– they’ve spread all over the east coast. They are cool skwerls, but they look like Hells Angels next to this little guy!

There are 4′ tall squirrel statues in a neighboring town that are going to be auctioned off sometime next year. It is impossible to walk in that town and not see a squirrel. We’ve got lots of black squirrels too.

“That black squirrel mutation was first spotted around 20 years ago in Stuyvesant Town and Gramercy Parks.” Nope, that’s not the first. There were black squirrels on the grounds of Washington Cathedral in the early 1960’s, that’s 45 years ago.

But this is a European Red Squirrel, even though it isn’t very red. The tiny size and the ear tufts are the giveaway. There was a very interesting, though depressing, article in last Sunday’s NYTimes magazine about the way American grey squirrels are driving red squirrels in England to the brink of extinction.

for why are the skibbles on here always very polite and English? Has there been some sort of atlantic swap over, because the only skibbles we have in England are the ebil grey american ones who drove all our lovely coote wittle red ones away -WAIL-