Herman Cain Is Playing Mumblety-Peg

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel has a story today charging that the people behind Herman Cain — most notably, Wisconsinite Tea Partier and porn-aficionado-manque Smokin' Mark Block — may have played mumblety-peg with almost every federal law that pertains to starting up a presidential campaign. This should come as no surprise to anyone, as Block already had a track record of this sort of chicanery in state politics. In fact, Block's involvement in Cain's campaign at all should have been an immediate red flag to anyone who was paying attention. Of course, when Cain was polling in single digits, nobody would have cared if he'd hired native Wisconsinite Ed Gein to run his campaign. Now, though, the party has found itself with Herman Cain as a frontrunner and, my dear young man, this simply is not done.

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Cain is a clown. This is not a shock. Clowns behave clownishly. Nobody cares until the clown rises above his station.