Watch Stephen Colbert apologize for Whole Foods’ future missteps

Whole Foods has faced a lot of criticism lately, but The Late Show host Stephen Colbert is coming to its rescue. On Monday night, the comedian delivered a series of “pre-apologies” on behalf of Whole Foods, responding to hypothetical scandals the company might face.

“Whole Foods would like to apologize for labeling something organic chicken that was actually stray cats with beaks glued on them,” Colbert said.

Another highlight: “From now on, our ground chuck will be labeled properly. We’ll include Chuck’s last name so you know exactly who you’re eating.”