Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Shipments avoid the guarded ports of entry to the United States.

Nancy Pelosi (D-California): "We have been told by authorities that 90 percent of drugs come through the ports of entry.... We are firm in our support for how we secure our borders."

When the "Freedom Caucus" in the US Congress learned this new information, several of them began asking WHY so much Heroin, Cocaine, Marijuana, and Crystal Meth would come through walled sections of the US border where there were government agents and drug-sniffing dogs. Federal records and acts of legislation show that efforts to ensure "Border Security" have been going on for 30 years.

The term "war on drugs" was popularized in 1971 during the Administration of President Nixon. In 1989, the novel "Clear and Present Danger" was a thriller involving a covert war against a Columbian Drug Cartel.

Unfortunately, Mel Gibson's 1990 movie called "Air America" may indicate why more and more illegal drugs come into the US every year. Hint - Gibson plays a pilot in Laos (Vietnam) transporting Opium and weapons for the CIA.

In all honesty, NO ONE IS SURPRISED that the CIA has been involved in Drug Trafficking (especially with their "research" into LSD). However, that does not explain why US Senators and Representatives in Congress are "incredibly proud" of their job in "securing the border."

Democrats hold an ABSOLUTE, Non-Negotiable position of ZERO Dollars for Walls, Barriers, or Fences on the US-Mexico Border. However, they will "gladly" spend as much as $46 Billion on "advanced technology border defenses."

Rumor from one DC insider is that a $3.8 Billion contract may be offered to "GOOGLE Search" as a security measure to FIND illegal drugs. Another "border initiative" involves a $1 Billion contract to FaceBook to fight illegal drug use by "RED X" marks on posts made by Drug Cartel Accounts which violate terms of uses with disparaging remarks against LGBTQ lifestyles. Meanwhile, the Drug Cartel Accounts could be rewarded with "Trustworthy" marks if they post enough Global Warming advocacy, instead of making drug deals.

Efforts to find rational behavior in Washington DC have had little success. Therefore, "outside" sources were asked about the US Federal Government - Why do they claim that no crisis exists?

X (Conspiracy Theory Expert): "If you want to see CRISIS in Washington DC, just make all the Cocaine disappear.... You may think politicians are stupid when you hear things they say, but most of the time Washington DC is Whacked-Out-on-Drugs.... It's not just Senators and the rest of Congress. Just about every bureaucrat in DC is Popping Pills, or Snorting Powder, or Smoking Something."

One of the worst effects of the Federal Government Shutdown was the cancellation of Nancy Pelosi's flight overseas on US military aircraft (Jan 2019). An anonymous intern who was part of the "Congressional Delegation" (CODEL) explained the nightmare.

"Go-For" (Intern): "You know, they DON'T PAY US! ... We're INTERNS, so we work and no one gives us any money. THAT'S why the CODEL flight with Nancy [Pelosi] was important. The military jet was going to land in Afghanistan and pick up, like, two tons of Heroin.... It's the only reason that any of us work without a Paycheck."

Initially, it seemed the CIA and "junkets" by Congress on US Military Aircraft were bringing in TONS of Illegal Drugs to America. However, reports indicate that 90% of Illegal Drugs enter the US by other means. Is it a coincidence that no one knows what the "Mueller Investigation" does?

"Pedro" (Deported from US, 8 times): "I was at the US/Mexico border with my Fake ID, Forged Credit Cards, and False Papers for Political Asylum.... That's when the tailgate on a You-Haulo Truck broke and dropped several bags of Cocaine at the Customs Checkpoint.... I was stunned when the FBI Agent got out of the truck, and yelled for help getting the RUSSIAN COLLUSION EVIDENCE to the Supreme Court."

In two years of "Special Counsel Investigation" by the FBI (Robert Mueller), the ONLY "Truth" we hear is "People Lie to the FBI." The "Pee-Pee Dossier" referenced by the FBI is "unverified", and its source appears to start with RUSSIAN Agents passing "Dis-Information" to a former British Spy. IT WAS THE FBI WHO USED RUSSIAN CONTACTS - NOT TRUMP. What has Mueller's team REALLY been doing?

"WAR ON DRUGS" ... just a cover, so the FBI and the CIA could take over the Illegal Drug Markets of North America. At least one whistle-blower claims that people at "Department of Justice" were fired for SKIMMING Drug Money, or taking a cut from Drug Shipments meant for DC "Establishment" Clients.

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