Published by the Freedom From Religion Foundation, Inc.

Sharing the Crank Mail October 2011

A small sampling of FFRF’s recent fan mail, spelling and punctuation left intact, from people who really don’t get the concept of tyranny of the majority.

Great job Mr. Dan Barker, I truly hope you get extremely painful rectal cancer and SLOWLY die while your family and friends watch helplessly. And Ms.Katie Daniel, weren’t you in the low budget movie “godless whores” with Ron Jeremy ? have a nice weekend. — Justin Case, Chapel Hill, N.C.

Other religeons So i was wondering if the Christian religeon is the only one you guys attack? If yes, why do you only attack the christians? Is it because that we believe in God and not another god out there? Is it because you choose to only attach christian organizations and not other organizations that do not believe in “God” but have their own god to worship? I look foreward to hearing from your organization. Sincerely and open minded (not like you people) — Fred Jones,

Send sample issue America is a christian country founded on those principles and you are liberals who are helping to destroy it.Anybody who feels threatnd by a cross or nativity display or 10 commandments on display at a court house is a very weak and insecure person.Nowhere does the constitution prevent this. In short,you are a bunch of assholes! — Mike Kellar, Buckhannon, WV

Remove Cross in Tennessee I have never in my fifty years heard the cross described as an ‘insult to humanity’ and cannot imagine ‘many residents’ of Whiteville or any other town in the United States feeling thusly. I’m appalled there is an American such as Mr. Barker making a nuisance of himself in this way. It would seem he actually is a terrorist of sorts and needs reminding that it is more truly patriotic to be religious as our county was founded by God fearing, faithful men. The best way Mr. Barker can help his country is to leave it altogether. Bless his sorry soul. — Lisa Smith

Remove Cross in Tennessee godless heathens. and you think you can ram it down everyone else’s throats. how did we learn about FFRF .... the was a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk and it looked and smelled like FFRF. — Chance Salem, Ariz.

Cross on water tower You pathetic mother fuckers! You challenge christians everywhere and hate their religion because you people are immoral scum! I hope you pieced of shit die a fucking horrible death as well as your families and together you can burn in hell. Fuck you! — Dwight Weatherford

I\’M OUTRAGED LEAVE THE POOR FOLKS OF TENNESSEE ALONE! YOU PEOPLE ARE WORSE THAN BATTERY ACID ON THE FABRIC OF OUR NATION!!!! — Jeff Tilley, Owensboro, Ky.

FREEDOM FROM RELIGION ??? HOW DO YOU THINK YOU GOT TO THIS POSITION OF BEING ABLE TO VOICE YOUR THOUGHTS ??? AMERICA, IN CASE YOU FORGOT GAVE UP MILLIONS OF LIVES IN WORLD WAR 1/2 TO AVOID BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN A FREELESS NATZI OR JAPANESE SOCIETY BACK THEN !!! — WALLY BERESFORD

Fuck you people What the fuck is wrong with you people? At what point did you begin to believe that freedom is the express right of you nut job atheists? Personally, I think you’re all fucked in the head, but whatever, that’s your (however misguided) right. Now back the fuck up off the rest of our rights. Or prepare yourselves for a fight you will not ever win. Fuck you all, see you in hell. — Mrs. Jones

Hypocrites You people are such fucking hypocrites. Fight a cross on a water tower but you don’t give a flying fuck about a mexican pile of dog poop (snake god) at a St James park in San Jose. You don’t give a shit about freedom of religion, all you want to do is silence Christians. Give me a fucking break. — San Jose Resident

masses offered Hello Friends, I will be offering Catholic masses for you folks. Expect conversions to Jesus. — Robert Kroll

terrorists You people are terrorists. Fuck yourselves, seriously. Stop infringing on religious liberty with your atheist death cult. Fuck off you fucking mother fuckers. Seriously, fuck off and go away. — d b

you need prayer Do you know anything about history? The life and death of Jesus Christ had 10,000 witnesses. He is the reason you exsist, he is the giver of life. Oh, you must think you “evolved” from a monkey? Well, here is a newsflash for you, if we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys? — John Thompson

your a bunch of fucking assholes I should start an opposition site called Freedom for assholes,,, becuase that is what you are a binch of assholes. I will pray that god removes his grace from you and that you are sent directly to helll when you die, never mind that for you are already dead... What a bunch of fucknig monron, pussies, and stupid sons-of-bitches — Fuck Your, assholeville, CA

Stupidity I am a 59 year old male and I live right here in Wisconsin. I just want you people to know that you don’t represent me and alot of other people that I know also right here in Wisconsin. We pray for everyone that represents satan and especially here in Wisconsin. I am also a life long non smoker, non drinker, non illegal drug user and I do not gamble and life is anything but boring to me. — Gary Dunst, Gordon, WI

symbols If you are so interested in FREEDOM FROM RELIGION maybe you can do something ABOUT the jew symbols on a lot of food products KOSHER etc. They are religious symbols and I DO NOT LIKE IT. My seventh grade daughter brought this information to me and she obtained it from a PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER. I love the CROSS in WHITEVILLE Tennessee. Today there will be one on this house along with a SWASTIKA. — Eric-Gunther Oberhauser, Bolivar, TN

Va case (10 commandments) Hey Dan, I only PRAY that you and your God haters go down the toilet with the new government after the next election, we’ve had enough of you socialist America haters. I only wish you would consider residence in France. Drop dead you communist. — Bill Nevin

Arab Alabama YOU PEOPLE AT THE FREEDOM FROM RELIGION FOUNDATION SHOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED. — JEFF TILLEY

Your billboards & more As far as the people whose faces and words appear on your bill boards, old common sense says you are not using your money as effectively as you could be. OR, do you really think companies would spend all kinds of money paying to have celebrities touting their product if average joes doing the same achieved the same results? — Neil Reinhardt

question If someone were to tie you to a tree during a thunderstorm or tornado- who would you pray to? — Mike Powers

Desoto county Why don’t you stop the schools from teaching Darwin theory, it offends me, now I complained a out that, what are you going to do about it? Can’t sue God, I agree with Mr kurkendall and we stand behind him. stop med ing in a town you don’t know about. — Laura Jenkins

Bastards You sick son of bitches need to mind your own business and stop trying to prevent citizens of this great country to pray no matter where they are. You have every right to not join in, but for a few agnostic bastards to use the law to prevent a prayer before a football is sick and twisted. I’d love to have just a few moments with your leaders. You would be in the need of prayers.Sick bastards. — Tommy Belcher, Pineville, Ky

Religion If you people want to remover prayer from schools do one better if it is all about so called religion and have them freaking Indians remove their dots from between their eyes because that offends me, and make the jewish eat pork. I may not agree with what some people or religions do but I don’t try to stop them, I just don’t participate. — Sara Biffle, Courtland, MS

Who do you think you are?? I’ve got some pretty far out beliefs, but I don’t push them on anyone. Who the fuck do you assholes think you are by bothering anybody that sees things different from your backward ass goat raping ways of thinking??? Suck my dick, you chicken fucking homo’s who can’t mind your own goddamn business!! — Sal P

Your belief systems Your attacks on believers who wish to practice their beliefs are wrong and will result in your not being allowed in Heaven on that fateful day of your demise. It’s very good that you feel that you can be good without religion, but if you don’t have a higher being to believe in where will you end up when you die? — Frank Fescue