I don't recall the ice cream bit but I'm constantly reminded how his uncle shaved a Big Foot and married it and how all his cousins could stick their faces in the water and come up with fish in their mouths.

DoctorCal:Do the part about the really juicy hamburger but the dumbass kid preferred McDonalds.

I remember those days. And it wasn't that McD's was great. It was that all the other kids had it and not having what everyone else had made you different and, therefore, a target of mockery because kids are farking monsters.

And now I want a welfare burger with green peppers in it on white bread mooshed with ketchup. 'cause, ugly or not, they're delicious. Put a slab of government cheese on mine.

Did you know that more murders are committed at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature? I read an article once. At lower temperatures, people are easy-going, over 92, it's too hot to move, but just 92, people get IRRITABLE!

I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

skinink:I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

fusillade762:Did you know that more murders are committed at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature? I read an article once. At lower temperatures, people are easy-going, over 92, it's too hot to move, but just 92, people get IRRITABLE!

After a week without air conditioning, the inside of my house was 90 degrees. I believe this statistic - even if you just totally made it up - because dear lord in heaven, I was not happy with life. Dogs even less so.

skinink:I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

skinink:I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.