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Friday, May 11, 2018

So I decided to write a fake review for my wonderful glorious new novel, but I got stuck with the wording.

I started out with "... a gruff semaphore from Niflheim ..."

And then felt jealous of "... an urgent tickertape from hell ..."

But in the end, I felt that neither were quite as timely as "... a fart of an IM from rehab ..."

But in reality, I am very pleased with how this turned out. I leveled up. I also followed my heart, kinda bled for this novel. I decided to go all out with the cool stuff, the action, and the pain. There's very little teenage stuff in here. It's dark, adventuresome, wild with tech, imagination, and pathos.

Axel and Helen are pretty much tortured. This is where several worlds collide. On multiple levels.

I can't wait to see people's reactions. :) Working on the third and last book in the trilogy even now.

Goodreads

That goblin was just the sweetest child emperor I've ever known. He was always courteous and polite, even when he was abducted. He was so centered and contained even during that that time he almost took the knife of that assassin. Do you...

Crowd of Bone
Sparse and perfect prose as poetry. Old tales piled upon myth and returning back to tale. If your bones could tell the tale through the ashes, they would step through the seasons. You would run in the clouds.
This is poet...

As always, the fight scenes are top-knotch, over the top, and satisfyingly overpowered. Oh, and new reveals for our MC's! Actual Limitations? Holy Crap! I never would have guessed!
As a side note, I'd like to point out that while I real...

So the Union bullies are back and are even more powerful and stupid than the last crew that came by. Who knew? Oh, at least they brought along an Elder who is gonna get betrayed, and hard, by Evil Villian #1. Convenient, eh? Who cares. T...

It was funny to see all of these uber-powerful characters pussyfoot around with each other, each one pretending to be perfectly normal humans. The kids were amusing in their own right, but it's always about the uber-powerful in the end.
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