Poet’s Corner #002

Welcome to another installement of “Poet’s Corner.”

Today’s spam email was sent out by “Exum” to the “freefood@mit” mailing list. Needless to say this isn’t a prime example of the emails that this particular list usually receives, however, I did find the poetic undertones to be absolutely top-notch and worth inclusion here at “Poet’s Corner.”

Enjoy…

SUBJECT:How To Get A Girl To Do Anythinng And Everything In Bed

BODY:

Of that gang of devils, visible and invisible, considered
as dead? For what may a kingdom be with the disengaged halfyard
of flannel undershirt.