Upon his arrival Corinthi found the natives to be addicted to smelling sharpies. Though gone, my influence has driven the cleavage natives to insanities. They are now building a temple on CandyLips's nipple

BaronS once lead a group of scientists and commandos on a secret mission by the US Government to explore a massive cave system under the rocky mountains. He was the only one to make it out alive, and to this day won't tell anyone of the eldritch horrors he discovered down there.

It's true, BaronS. My story wasn't true, because the Real BaronS never made it out of those caves. Instead, an alien monstrosity is wearing his skin and sizing us up for the coming invasion, not from outer space, but from the bowels of the earth and the depths of madness.

Corinthi has planned for when he dies. First everyone on earth will receive an envelope full of powdered sugar, secondly all high ranking government officials will wear power ranger suits. Then the religious fanatics will release their actual abilities resurrecting Corinthi as the ruler of a small pebble on the shore of a puddle.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a woman named Ryieahna, Poor mountaineer barely kept her family fed.Then one day she was shooting for some food,And up through the ground come a bubbling crude.(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)

Well the first thing you know old Ryieahna's a millionaireKinfolk said, 'Ryieahna, move away from there.'Said California is the place you oughta be.So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.(Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Ryieahna and all her kin.They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.You're all invited back again to this locality.To have a heaping helping of their hospitality.(Ryieahna's Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now,Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)

Isabella Vaasco always types in a red, italic font because her computer is powered by the blood of innocents. That doesn't explain why she comes here though, because it's not like there are any innocents on E.

Several times a day, Ryieahna pours over the Solo and Group Roleplay wanted boards, searching for someone, anyone who is openly willing to admit they want to start a game based off Bret Micheal's Rock of Love. She wants to play Bret, but is afraid to admit it.