Everytime I've been taken hostage the attacker pokes me in the stomach while using his noodle arm to motion for me to move here or there. After watching this video I feel stooopid for not thinking of this. My visits to the rodeo are going to be much more pleasant from now on!

I made it to 1:50. Couldn't take anymore without yelling at the screen. This is what happens when someone is a firearms expert and has never actually fired a gun. Can we take up a collection and get him to do this with a live weapon? I wanna see his hand explode from the muzzle flash.