- Make her go red by looking at her (occasionally. Make sure you don't glare) with a sexy/confident smile on your face, while she's preoccupied. When she notices and says 'what' half laughing, then moves the hair from her face or fidgets, say 'you're so pretty.'

- Chicks are much fussier than men, so make sure you get the 411 on whoever your dating to find out if they're vego's, preferred genre of music etc ... this way you won't end up taking a dedicated vegan to a buffalo wing buffet.

- Be yourself. Confidence is sexy. Being physically hot means nothing if you're boring and insecure.

- Use the internet to get comfortable with this lifestyle, because its socially safe and provides a bigger les/gay community.

- I have a feeling alot of feminists are gonna kick my ass after this.