Greetings, and welcome aboard. Iím
Captain Rui Lycae. Age twenty-three, blood type AB. I
may have just graduated from the academy with a leadership
certification, but I have logged several hundred hours in
simulated flights and sparred with the academyís best
hand-to-hand specialists. That means Iíll be the best team
leader I can, just like my father and his father before him!
My hobbies include reviewing my training manuals, polishing
my boots, and ironing my uniform. After all, a firm, steady
regimen is good for the soul.

Awww, I donít want to do this crap! Itís
so stupid! Well, if I have to introduce myself, then Iím
Ayumi Senzan. Age twenty-two and blood type B. Iím not
going to brag about my degree like some people, since I came
through the Intergalactic Enforcers the old-fashioned way: I
worked to get where Iím at! My hobbies are the same as they
were in boot campótraining, sparring, all that stuff. Are we
done yet?

Pleased to meet you! Iím the Dancing
Damselís Communications Specialist, Yuki Kobayashimaru.
Iím twenty-four years-old and blood type A. Iíve logged a
yearís patrol so far, so Iím really the senior on the ship,
but I know Rui will be a great captain. While I try to help
the younger girls with any technical concerns they may have,
I typically need some help getting away from Ayumiís
fingers! In my spare time, Iíve got plenty of old mangas to
thumb through and games to develop for the holodeck.

At ease, reader. While I suppose you
donít technically have official clearance to sneak aboard
the HMS Dancing Damsel, I believe I can let this time slide
with a warning. Iím Commissioner Aja Nagato,
superintendent of training and assignment for new recruits
in general and of captains in particular. Thatís all the
information Iím authorized to give you at this time. My
blood-type and age? You should know thatís classified.

These two, on the
other hand, most definitely arenít classified.
In fact, thereís a million-credit bounty on their heads, if
you feel you can keep them still long enough to bind them.
The one with the spiky hair is Ruki OíBaum, while the
other is her sister, Rika OíBaum. Both are eighteen
and have been engaged in brutal space piracy for close to
four years. Ruki seems to be the muscle and brains of the
outfit, while Rika focuses more on logistics and cyber-tech.
Their hobbies and blood-type remain unknown. Keep an eye
out: both are armed, at large, and exceptionally dangerous.

/File: Ruka.chara
not found; search in progress...

Hmmph! A commoner like you should bow before the crown princess of the Loyan Trade Syndicate, let alone speak to me! As if you don't already know, I'm the wonderful and magnificent Elvina Loyan. I'm eighteen, and I have an 'O' blood type. Aren't these 'blood type' things just exquisite? They're featured in these fabulous Japanese cartoons, and they're always one hundred percent accurate! Those cartoons are right about other things, too, of course: there are certain special people in the world, just like me, and that's why I'll be the greatest, most perfect princess ever, who will always do what's right and battle evil! Now, rise from your prone position and address my subordinates!

A subordinate?!? Aww, jeez... Well, yes, I'm Serena Elharion, an official royal bodyguard assigned by the Loyan Syndicate to Crown Princess Elvina, even if she does do some really stupid stuff. I'm also eighteen, blood type... Errr... AB? I don't really believe in that sort of thing. Look, all I want is to be a good soldier and a good bodyguard, not a baby-sitter or a big sister. You'll hear Jang-Shee call me that sometimes, but I'll let you in on a little secret: she's two months older than me!

Big sister, you're so mean! Hey there, everyone! I'm Jang-Shee, and I'm 432 Rahanian tretari! That's eighteen, for all you Earth-types! My blood type is B, can't you guess? Princess Elvina is so smart, and she can tell me my blood type even if I haven't been tested! I'm fast like a cat and really, really strong, so I know I can be a great soldier and make big sister proud of me! I like pretty things, shiny things, and things that smell good. That's why I'll be a great bodyguard for Elvina!

Jenla Frizza, age twenty-five, is considered a person of interest in the disappearances of several young women over the course of the past three years. I would personally voice my own opinion in regards to this matter, but I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. Intergalactic Enforcement records indicate extensive previous experience in law enforcement, a B blood type, and an interest in combative sports. If seen, do not approach her. Contact the Intergalactic Enforcers immediately.

Welcome, weary traveler, to this particular point in this particular universe. I'm queen Natalia. Do not be alarmed by my sisters’ appearances, for we cat-girls believe violence, like technology, to be meaningless and unnecessary. Of course, we can’t exist independent of this world, and we do at times seek assistance from the Intergalactic Enforcers, but the jungle is our mother, and the river is our… What did you ask? The markers of time and place are meaningless, mere constructs that—no, I’m not telling you my age or blood type!