Medico Says:I also gave Paris Hilton the Herpes, but thats another story...

I'm sure you have noticed lately just how CRAZY Britney Spears has become. Some people believe it is a cry for help, others believe it is a publicity stunt to revive her broken down, lousy career. Until now, only I knew the deep, dark truth.

I have put a POX on Britney Spears that has caused her madness. I never liked the foul succubus, but lately her narcissism has angered me to the point of using my Powers of Necromancy against her.

I will reverse the POX on one condition. Britney promises to retire with all her millions of dollars and her bastard children and buy a cottage in the mountains where she will never be heard from again. If she does not the POX will continue to get worse until she is finally driven to suicide.