The Laughing Jew

Palestinian: "This land belongs to its owners. Take your tent, and go away, you and your friends."
Jew: "The Jewish Agency got this land from the government of Palestine. We have documents from the the High Commissioner."
Palestinian: "This land doesn't belong to the filthy commissioner to give it to you. Take your tent and go away."
Jew: [Laughing] "Who is going away? Who is uprooted? Who is leaving?"