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Here's one:What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a Cadillac?I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

--------------------"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

JC is on the cross, and he calls out Peter's name. "Peter, Peter, come nearer, I have something to say to you".Peter tries to get near, but the Roman guards prod him with their spears. He tries again, and again the Romans beat him heavy.Finally he manages to push his way through to get to the feet of Christ, although he is heavy injured and covered with blood and cuts. "Yes my Lord, what do you wish to say to me?"."I can see your house from up here" replies JC.

"I had a friend once he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter"
-funny?

Jokes like this help to alleviate the seriousness of our lives, I think. The idea of abusing children is appalling to me. I had a class as an undergraduate that focused on violence in society. I had to leave the class at one point, when there was a video on a little 3-year old boy who was thrown against a wall repeatedly until he died.

--------------------The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard

--------------------The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard

I think that's the point of this thread, though. Tasteless jokes, and why we tell them???

--------------------The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard

--------------------The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard