Javier Bardem And Penelope Cruz Frolic On The Beach

Here’s Javier Bardem and girlfriend Penelope Cruz splish-splashing on the beach on the island of Fernando de Noronha. Penelope’s happy she finally has a real man. She couldn’t find the right one, so she was dating gay guys and flirting with lesbianism with her best pal and to boost her brother’s singing career. Now she’s got this solid hunk of Latino machismo and he’s doing her right. Happy New Year, Penelope!

at least she has a fairly normal body, not all concave in the middle and shit. i am sick of seeing those skinny girls on beaches showing off bodies they work out for 8 hours a week to get. i could look like that if i didn’t have a job but was magically rich, too.