I'm gonna poop in a movie theater

I'm gonna go see Jurassic World and take a dump in my pants and just sit there next to a couple on a date. Just to see if they smell it and say something. If they do i'll just mumble something quietly and walk to the front of the theater and just stand there. Right in front of the screen. Then when everyone starts yelling at me to move I'm just gonna stand there and start crying.

I'm gonna go see Jurassic World and take a dump in my pants and just sit there next to a couple on a date. Just to see if they smell it and say something. If they do i'll just mumble something quietly and walk to the front of the theater and just stand there. Right in front of the screen. Then when everyone starts yelling at me to move I'm just gonna stand there and start crying.