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Coming to a theater near you... Everyone knows the story by now. A radioactive flash turns an ordinary squirrel into a giant monster known as Squirrelzilla. The massive varmint then emerges from the prairie to terrorize Fargo (or sometimes Tokyo), laying waste to entire buildings with his fluffy tail and storing train cars in his mouth as though they were acorns.

More than just a monster tale, Squirrelzilla is a metaphor for nuclear weapons and --

Hmm that's odd. We're now being told that "Squirrelzilla" is not, in fact, a thing. Seems we have it confused with something else. But it sounds like a good movie, don't you think?

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.