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“President Donald Trump twice gave James Comey an alibi for why a salacious report about the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow couldn’t be true: He never even spent the night in Russia during that trip, Trump told the former FBI director, according to Comey’s memos about the conversations.

“Yet the broad timeline of Trump’s stay, stretching from Friday, Nov. 8, 2013, through the following Sunday morning, has been widely reported. And it’s substantiated by social media posts that show he slept in Moscow the night before the Miss Universe contest.

“Now, flight records obtained by Bloomberg provide fresh details. Combined with existing accounts and Trump’s own social-media posts, they capture two days that, nearly five years later, loom large in the controversy engulfing the White House and at the heart of the Comey memos, which the Justice Department turned over last week to Congress.”

So… Comrade Prznint lied to the FBI, er, James Comey, didn’t he? And he was mosdef in Moscow when he allegedly watched Russian Pee Hookers, um, Pee on the bed that the Obamas slept in?

Look, in a way we already had it confirmed because Keith Schiller, the Russian Usurper’s body guard testified under oath about being in the Ritz and keeping an eye on Comrade Stupid’s door until it was his own bed time, and who knows that happens next?

You’d grin too

Anyway, the flight records prove that indeed Stupid was in Moscow overnight.

I think that’s accurate. I also felt from the instant I first heard about the pee tapes that it had to be true. I’ve always considered Trump a genuine degenerate, in a Bob Guccione kind of way. Having Russian hookers urinate on a mattress that Obama slept on is exactly the kind of “gesture” that would appeal to the Orange Asshole. He’s one of the moist disgusting human beings to ever walk the earth.

He really thought Comey would be in a position to be his ultimate fixer. Going out killing stories that were damaging to Comrade Stupid. That’s why he wanted a loyalty pledge and wanted Comey to “prove” the pee pee scene never happened as if that were even possible. But, if a loyal FBI Chief said the story was run down and found to be nothing, then Trump would be off the hook for everything (in his mind). He probably even figured Comey could pay the ransom for the pee tape out of some secret slush fund ala Roy Cohn. That’s the only angle that makes any sense here.

If some investigator could secure the records from the Plaza Hotel in Moscow for those nights, the noose would be tightened, but those records have likely been destroyed by now; and even if some investigator was able to get a copy, they’d never make it out of Russia alive.

What’s interesting about THIS lie is that it means he lied to the FBI. Not during the course of an investigation (at the time,) but it’s still lying to the FBI. Case law is unclear on this, which is unfortunate.

Trump, as a compulsive (and repulsive) liar, also has the inner mental mechanism that allows him to delete actual events and statements in his mind to fit the lie. Although, for example, there is an actual video of him waving his arms and flailing around to make fun of a disable man, he denies ever having done it and will never admit that he did.

It infuriates me more than anything that no one, I mean no one, ever holds him accountable.