The Kardashians are baa-aack! Like they ever went away. Or ever will. I hope I didn't jinx us, but I've heard that they only thing that will survive an apocalypse are cockroaches, twinkies, and Kardashians!

It was more of the same Kardashian drama; same show, different title! Kourtneystruggled to define her baby daddy and Kim continued to be annoying Kim whining about her divorce. And the clothes continued to be bad. Then Kim abused her kitten by forcing it to inhale spray tan and hair spray fumes.

Sadly more of the same doesn't exactly woo viewers. According to TVByTheNumbers, only 1.56 Million viewers cared about Kim's kitten negligence and poop fears. Yes, that woman is going to have a baby.

I just have one quick question: how exactly does one "take" Miami? Do they shove it in a rented Chanel and carry it back to LA with them?

Below are more photos of Kourtney & Kim abusing Miami!

[Photo Credits: Brian Bowen Smith/E!]

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