Sh*t Bernalites Say

Sorry, no video. It’s just a list. But we want to cash in on this whole “Shit BlahBlahBlah Says” meme before it goes supernova and collapses in on itself. So without further excuses, here is “Shit Bernalites Say,” collected from submissions Bernalwood received via Twitter.

“I miss the OLD Moki’s”

“St. Mary’s? is that Bernal?”

“I’m straight, but I love Wild Side”

“Dinner in The Mission? Ugh, that’s too far.”

“South slope or north?”

“I harvested these blackberries and rosemary from the Hill”

“We only buy our children gender-neutral toys.”

“Have you seen the coyote?”

“We love Bernal Heights, but now that I’m pregnant again, we’re thinking of moving to Orinda.”

“The teachers seemed nice, but we’re looking for a preschool that focuses more on Krystyn’s EMOTIONAL needs.”

All I can say is that I am glad the fate of Glen Park, and its lack of Burger Goodness after 1500 hours, is not alone to Glen Park. Bernalwood neighbors, you too shall suffer the lack of tasy grilled beef and gooey American cheeses…