Probably the best way to get rid of coffee's caffeine is to throw away the coffee! If that proves uneffective, you may wish to try what is called the "Swiss Water" method where you go to Switzerland and throw the coffee in a river. You'll definitely get rid of the caffeine that way.

Caffeine free,

ChrisAdagio Maestro

ps.. all joking aside, the decaffeination process for coffee really is called the "Swiss Water" method.... and tea really is better