The world’s most unfortunate husband married who he thought was the girl of his dreams, only to find out nine months after their wedding that his new wife was a dirty, dirty tramp who fucked the dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party. The child was originally thought to be the husband’s, but when doctors informed the couple the child had dwarfism, the woman confessed to the whole sleazy story.

I’d say this is probably the lowest point in her life, but if this is how she rolls, I’m sure she’s done worse. Zach Galifanakis would be hard-pressed to find a better plot if he ever has a hankering to film The Hangover 4.

Although dwarf sex is not my fetish per say, I totally see the merit. But for fuck’s sake, get that out of your system long before your bachelorette party. At bare minimum you would think she would have at least had him PULL THE FUCK OUT.