Yeesh. Even just a few years ago she had great legs, which was awesome because it distracted people from her face. Now she needs to, I dunno, stand next to Sarah Jessica Parker to distract people from EVERYTHING.

Yeah…Heath won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. Pretty sure that’s what Plummer’s going for here: kissing Michelle Williams is like kissing the Blarney Stone, only it’s for the gift of Oscar.