you get athletic jock from that? a little thing with no legs for 90% of the comic doesnt really look athletic to me. with 1 of 3 kids in america being obese, thats a lot of little fat kids running around

in this he's a little kid. and this whole thread is about whats happening here. not on the other comics. also i love how you thumb me down. way to stick it to me. Americans hold the biggest double standard ive ever witnessed and there is no denying or debating that.
Post bad mouthing any other country: LOLOL OMG SO TRUE AMURICA IS GREAT
Post bad mouthing america: OMG RED THUMBS FOR YOU, IM BUTTHURT.
why so serious america?

jesus christ... im not talking about the post im replying to the original comment made by an anon saying the american in the post should be a little fat kid that got thumbed down by americans because it bad mouthed america. But when a comment or post is bad mouthing another country americans **** their pants and thumb it up becasue its another country thats getting ripped on.
You dont help the stereotype of women being complete retards and not being able to comprehend simple things

how is this even an attempt at trolling?
Im just saying americans hold a HUGE double standard to almost everything.
Also i never said you were american. i just asked why america and americans in general are always so serious.

Ok your Canadian, so imagine your country was the worlds only super power and held almost all of the responsibility of keeping the world from blowing itself up. then imagine that no matter what you did people would hate you. now stay with me here, imagine that your country was the largest melting pot in the worlds with cultures from all around the globe, and that 1/3 of your population was Obese, BUT your country also produced some of the best athletes in the world, and even won the Olympics. Add on to that someone from your nation won the most gold medals in the history of the event.

Now imagine that no matter where you go you will receive nothing but ridicule from people who are not from your nation, and you decide that if they are going to do that to you, you are going to do that to them. Then imagine that People ONLY see the obesity in your nation, and don't see everything else great about it. now think of the rage and discontent you would feel towards anyone would say anything bad about yoru nation.

This is why I have emotions like that towards people who hate America without thinking.Now people who point out the mistakes the country has made with logic and reason then i will listen to them and accept it. Pic unrelated

well first of all id say why do you feel you have to be the worlds police force. and over 1/3 of canada's population is an immigrant or a first generation born. A mosaic country like canada where it is encouraged to be yourself and not conform to what is normal to make a bigger picture is better than the melting pot. Also your country produces alot more fat people than olympic athletes and with your population theres lots of people to choose from for the olympics.
but i do see where you are coming from

We be the worlds police force because we are the only country that can, at the moment. So you think that if the world didn't have a Super power that can respond to any crisis within 4 hours (Using the Army Rangers) or has the ability to provide aid and support to any nation on the globe. The world would be a better place. You must admit that America is absolutely necessary in keeping the world from blowing up. Yes America churns out more fat people than Olympic athletes, But The great thing about this country is that We Have the LARGEST variety of people in our nation so yes we have a lot of faties, but for everyone of those we have great novelists, Poets, Painters, Singers, Performers, Athletes, Geniuses, Billionares, ect. everyone has that potential here in the USA, whereas in other countries it would be impossible to just become a billionare/millionare. even if you have a good idea.

dude, just shut the **** up. You are wrong, you try to act like America is a hypoccrite. And also, im sorry, if I said something like CANADA IS ******* gay (which it is, this is the serious part), what would you say?

id say americans are in fact hypocrites, i dont know how anybody would debate they arent, there is simply no evidence that they arent but countless evidence of them being hypocrites. And id love to know how canada is "gay"

It's from a thread on 4chan originally, I think, where a guy posted, "If a cow goes up a flight of stairs, it can't go back down because of the way its knees face. It usually takes a crane to get them out," or something like that, to which some other guy replied, "If you throw a mattress into a pool, it soaks up so much water that you can't pull it out with your hands. It usually takes a crane to get it out," or something like that. The thread had a bunch of other people following suit, taking things out of things with cranes.

Idk..I got some friends from england (Im american so obviously I just know it's some country over near there that isn't american...******* school) and they tried saying america has never won a war and that they are taught we pussied out against all countries who fought us and begged for their help.

Well, no offense, this is coming from a Canadian.
Revolution wouldn't have been won without the french
You guys refused to enter either World War, even when the Allies requested assistance, and then you came in as the tide was turning and claim you saved everyone.
Vietnam and Korea you guys sort of led the charge and then kinda got beat back.
And then it took you guys 10 years to find the dude responsible for 9/11.
Not trying to start a ********* or internet fight.
Not saying you guys aren't a military superpower, but you guys don't really look as effective as most people make you sound.

Every country needs help at some point in their wars. Yes, the French were a big help during the revolution. Yes, we did try to stay out of both World Wars, however we still sent out supplies to foreigners during WWI, and we didn't join WWII because we wanted to either. Vietnam and Korea.....yeah, we all know that they were pretty pointless wars. And the latest one...no comment. I don't support nor am I against it. I'm neutral on that one. Yes, we aren't some white knight defender (far from it actually) of the world like a lot of us like to think, but we've done our fair share of good in the world just like other countries.

not being mean or anything but we are several thousand miles away and a recent economic downfall hurt america bad , we still sent supplies food guns the basics to you and we tried to stay out of war for a reason, and last you try finding a terrorist leader that could be anywhere in the world im sure this stuff isnt easy

but he was moving from place too place and they believe the government of that country was lying to hide him and those people are easy to find because they use a very searchable tool "internet" while he had people probably doing his things so they didnt find him

Of course we aren't as amazing as we make it out to be. But be honest, without Americas assistance a lot of foreign wars would have been lost. Though without foreign assistance probably all our wars would have been lost too.
But yes i see where you are coming from.

When you think about it though, if it weren't for the USA in the first place, a lot of wars wouldn't have been fought.
Revolution
1812
Japan probably wouldn't have been so focused on the western world in WW2
War on terrorism
Cold War
Hell, if the USA never existed, the world might not be a calmer place, but wars wouldn't be popping up to quick.

You miss what I am saying, most of the wars over the past 100 years would not have worked out the way, they did, or existed really, if it weren't for the USA, or at least the USA being the way it was/is.

To an extent, yes, you could argue I do.
The amount of freedom in the USA is obscene in some areas, like the fact that you can openly go and protest whatever you want and as long as you are simply screaming slurs and hate, you can do it, and the person who turns around and hits you is in the wrong.
The fact that you can own dozens of weapons, and have enough guns to arm a small town is ridiculous when you look at the comparison between gun owners income and how much non-gun owners make.