True story: Today you were going to be peppered with the last of the Best of 2011 posts followed by a year-end wrap-up of our personal favorite stories, but that was before Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Maria Menounos all decided to parade around in bikinis. So everyone be sure to thank Photo Boy who was supposed to have the day off but instead woke up to me opening the trunk I make him sleep in and luring him to the computer with Vienna Sausages which he’ll later find out are his year-end bonus. (I spoil the kid, I know.)

The only thing I can deduce from this photo set is that Rihanna is some sort of wardrobe malfunction voodoo priestess. I’ve never seen this much tit, ass, or crotch without so much as even an indication of areola or otherwise. WTF?!