Even Bill Simmons Wants Bill Simmons to Shut Up

Even Bill Simmons Wants Bill Simmons to Shut Up

Now that it is actually possible for some team to sign LeBron James to a new contract, ESPN's Sports Guy, Bill Simmons, has
something to say
to all members of the yapping sports media:

I'm tired of wondering where LeBron, Wade, Nowitzki and everyone else will land. I'm even more tired of people reporting about things that might happen, could happen or seem likely to happen. Just tell me when they happen. Thanks.

Winning, loyalty or immortality? Bill Simmons, ESPN.com.
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