Weekly Reckoning: Victory Lap Edition

1. WE WON. I say “we” won because I literally played in the Canadian Men’s Hockey team and scored at least one of the goals that ended in a 3-0 score in a game in which Canada just kept the puck the hell away from those nasty, greedy Swedes (video autoplay warning). Am I Jonathan Toews? Sidney Crosby? The other one? No, I’m the astral body of Guy Lafleur.

2. UPDATE YER IPHONES, FOLKS. A major security flaw has been identified in iOS devices that could allow “hackers” and “hacktivists” to read your “important emails,” because god knows the world is full of electronic sneaks who want to intercept your lunch plans with that vaguely racist guy from accounts receivable. Anyway, if you think you’re important enough, there’s an update available for your many devices.

For one week, I think Aidan should be forced to wear a ball cap as well as a t-shirt that says “Chris Kunitz” on them, while sporting a shit-eating grin that says, “Hey, I’m from Regina, he’s from Regina – Guess that makes him my boy. Oooowww!”