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First, get a loaf of white bread; we’re going old school. Pull out a couple of slices, but NOT THE HEEL! Grape jelly is preferred, but strawberry is okay — it’s just a little too healthy for our purposes today. Make sure that you use creamy peanut butter, it’s easier to spread. And MAKE SURE that you spread from edge to edge — VERY IMPORTANT! No bread must show through! on the other piece of bread, spread some margarine — Mom always said that would keep us from choking. The margarine should be spread thick enough to show teeth marks when you bite it. Slap it together and there you are! (you can cut it into triangles –“houses”, or rectangles, but when you cut it, the flavor runs out.)Raisins can be sprinkled on top of the p.b. but skip the jelly. Find a book and enjoy with your nutritious snack!

I do not eat peanut butter this way anymore, but this might explain why I am still trying to lose 10 lbs. of baby fat.