Another episode of Stitchers airs tonight on ABC Family. And I’ve been watching the show, though I haven’t recapped it since the first episode. But, as this clip from last week’s episode shows, Stitchers has a fatal flaw that makes it damn near impossible to buy into.

ABC Family is debuting crime show Stitchers in June, and it has two elements of note: some majorly science-fiction leanings (“We work for a secret government agency that hacks into the brains of corpses and reads their memories”) and a star whose acting skills seem a little ... uneven, maybe?

The news was announced last year, but now The Mortal Instruments TV show, based on Cassandra Clare's popular YA fantasy book series, has a title (Shadowhunters), a network (ABC Family) and a complete series order, under the guiding hand of previously-announced showrunner Ed Decter (Helix).

It's hard to imagine, given Batman's popularity and ubiquity over the last 80 years, that someone would not know the basic concept behind the caped crusader. And yet, not only do some people not know what Batman is all about, those people apparently all work in ABC Family's promo department, which made the above…

"Taylor Hillridge had everything," goes the preview for ABC Family's new TV movie Cyberbully, "until her online life crashed into her real life." A dramatization of the new, scary problems facing congressmen and 15 year-old girls everywhere.

Contrary to reports on message boards, the awesome Men In Black-style show The Middleman has not been cancelled, a rep from ABC Family tells io9. "No decision has been made" as to the show's future, but all of the show's first season episodes will air as planned. "We stand behind this show" and the network is taking…