End of Days (only because i am watching it right now)the fabled car relocating exploits at a certain childrens theme parkHoppoThat new van of kevsColonel FlemingHard BoiledLesbiansStu's birthday holsten beer fest (moustaches, braces, cool mini bus driver, ewok, a team theme, the reverend twatting someone for insulting him, "i love you guys"...it's all there)Purple akibox of old tapes you find in a cupboard that bring back some real gems like a whisper from the pastThe death of the go compare opera singerA short song about the boob measurement system mikes bitter and jack shitHow turd the carlton club was but how everyone has fond memories of itall the trips to bradford rios to watch gigs that dan would chop his right arm off fora cover of adam and joes footy song....and many more i will think of tomorrow

The ones that slip away and arent even there are called houdini shits. So the case one ever is the ghost of houdini. Its a poo that isnt there and there was no mess at all. I had one this morning, it only ever happens once every year or so id say. Today was a good day.

Dan, there's about four posts a day on here. No one is going to beat you to anything, so take your time over it and read it back for fucks sake. I'm tired of trying to deciper your semi-literate retardese all the time

Maybe you'se should do one about a country that shuts down completely over a couple of inches of frozen water.

Edit: If there's nothing in the bowl, surely thats called a fart?

-- Edited by Midget Intruder on Wednesday 6th of January 2010 11:22:45 PM

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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill

Urban DeadGiant ants or spidersThe quality of polish vodkaCrazy golfStar Wars (the proper films only)A megalodon, in modern timesJason VoorheesThe crime of putting coke in single malt whisky being dealt with by a werewolf.Modern Warefare 2The resplendence of cheese

With The Brattman in the band, a song about Modern Warfare 2 is probably a given!

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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill