Oh, and yesterday it was revealed that Nigel Wright – the aforementioned former chief of staff to ol’ STEVIE HARPS (our PM) – had control of a secret fund while he was working in the Prime Minister’s Office.

This was, of course, at the same time that he cut the now infamous $90,000 “personal cheque” to disgraced Senator Mike Duffy.

Damage control. UR DOING IT RONG>

Now, the bright side of this last (bonkers) revelation, is that after it came to light, #PMOSecretFundPurchases began trending on twitter.

People immediately started coming up with the funniest (and wittiest) jokes about what this fund was actually being used for.

Now, being the HUGE Canadian political nerd that I am, I couldn’t stop myself from joining in on the fun.

So may I present to you, what just may be, my finest work to date.

Disclaimer: This probably won’t make sense to anyone who doesn’t live in Canada, or follow our politics.

Well, we Americans can at least relate to the mayor smoking crack part–and in no less a town than our nation’s capital. So, while I was bereft of any hope of understanding most of your Canadian reverie, I just let my mind wander back to fond memories of Washington D.C.’s own Mayor Marion Barry.

Oh man, this is literally the best thing. I feel like Trudeau put in the secret fund vault. Or maybe MacDonald. They’re the only PMs that have had the type of personality that would go along with a vault of doubloons (and let’s face it, how could this fund be anything else:P). Also…that running for office thing you mentioned? Yeah…might wanna jump on that. That vote is burning a hole in my pocket:P