IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

If he REALLY thought the guy was a zombie, he would have grabbed the nearest mop, broken it in half, and shoved it pointy end first up through the lower jaw and out the top of the guys skull piercing the brain thus rendering him immobile as a zombie.

Everyone knows that punching a zombie in the face won't do shit.

He would have had a better chance if he said he thought the guy was a vampire or used the gay panic defense.

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A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.