An Official Invitation to Todd Palin to Do His Snowmobiling Show for VF.com

Yesterday afternoon The Hollywood Reporterrevealed that not only is Todd Palin, of the Wasilla Palins, shilling a reality-show concept about the freezing, barren world of competitive snowmobiling, but that several television networks have already passed. It’s difficult to determine which bit of news is the least surprising. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Palin is allegedly asking for about $1 million an episode, a sum that could buy several (?) professional-grade snowmobiles.

An Alaskan-news Web site reports that Palin rides something called an “Arctic Cat.” This blog would be willing to pay heavily for such exclusives going forward. We’d like to officially extend an offer to Todd Palin to create his show for VF.com. We are willing to pay what we think is fair based on the content of each episode; something juicy like that “Arctic Cat” scoop could go for anywhere from $1 million to a coupon for a hug. Todd, let us know soonest.