BIRTHQUAKE

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Warning: Highly prone to spontaneous fits of delirium, irrational logic and violent, unpredictable mood swings. This individual has been sober, swollen and hungry for the past nine months, so proceed with caution and handle with care. Anything said during the course of labor and delivery should not be taken seriously. Side effects may last up to eighteen years. Please consult your physician should castration occur. And never forget, this is all your fault.

“Hilarious, laugh-out loud funny but also deeply emotional and romantic, Birthquake is among my top reads of this year.” – Author Saffron Kent

“Birthquake is one of those rare books that has it all. It’s funny, it’s touching, it’s sad and it’s sexy. I haven’t laughed so much in a book for a looonnnngggg time.” – Margaret, GoodReads User

“This entire book had me laughing my rear end off! It’s one funny thing after another. But more important than that: it’s the type of funny that’s REAL.” – Christy, Captain Reads A Lot Book Blog

“What are routine situations and emotions of pregnancy are highlighted with Ms. Berry’s no-filter writing and sparkling humor. I laughed my way through the book, highlighted like crazy and will INSIST that you read this extremely enjoyable book and laugh your pretty asses off!!” – Shabby, Book Bistro Blog