Hey, I’m Dan. You’re already here, so keep reading. Most of the
girls on this site are a waste of time. I speak english fluently, I
cook better than anyone in your family, I spend my free time at the
animal shelter, and I love 90s cartoons. I live in a horrible city,
with horrible people, horrible buildings, horrible everything. If
you’re horrible, this won’t work. If you have kids, this won’t
work. You’re getting 100s of messages on here a day, and they’re
miserable. Here’s your chance – find something interesting, or
don’t. Wasting time on a dating site is the worst. Don’t be a
stranger…say hi