These Aren’t the Brains You’re Looking For

Alright, so I’m not sure if this is actually a zombie Stormtrooper, or just one that was badly mauled by a Wookie on a routine Kashyyyk patrol, but in either case, he’s been through hell and back, and deserves whatever the intergalactic equivalent of a Purple Heart is.

I also have to respect someone who pays $800 for Stormtrooper armor, and then promptly defaces it like this. But to be fair, he stands out way more than anyone else who paid the same price for the set, so I think his artistic touches of gore were well worth it, don’t you?

Now, can I get a zombie Vader? Although blood doesn’t show up on black nearly as well.

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Paul

I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.