The Top 7 Vehicular Chick Magnets

11.25.08 | 35 Comments

Girls will swear up and down that a car has no effect on them whatsoever when it comes to who they’re attracted to.

Like many of you out there, I can tell you from firsthand experience that this is a line of B.S. Looking to even your odds of landing a fine woman? These rides might just take that passing glance and turn it into a longing stare.

7. Toyota Prius

I know, I know. But stay with me here. There’s no way to avoid the fact that “green culture,” and specifically hybrid cars, are really trendy right now. And the same chicks who were scamming the guys “rolling on dubs” five years ago may end up being the women who’re suddenly concerned with the environment, and admire your forward-thinking car buying skills.

On the other hand, you’ll probably want to stock up on granola and aroma therapy candles, just in case you end up snagging a “true believer”:

Of course, if you do end up going the Prius route, it would be wise to not have any interest in cars in general, because driving one of these is about as appealing as watching Rosie O’Donnell drop a deuce.

6. Cadillac Escalade

On the opposite end of the spectrum, rollin’ huge is still relatively cool, even though you can get 4 door sedans with 20s from the factory these days. But SUVs like the Escalade are still pretty swank anyway.

They glide down the street with presence and authority, and I challenge you to find a girl who doesn’t dig that. And with ample interior room, these things are tailor-made for gettin’ down.

Savor the moment though – these things are a dying breed now, and it’s doubtful we’ll see big, truck-based pimpmobiles with thirsty V8s coming out of auto factories much longer. So hit da club while you can.