Classical Music agony aunt ALICE McVEIGH
wrestles with 1984 and the mind police

-- or so I was told on Facebook --

To which I responded, out loud, yet, so I must really be losing it: 'Of course you can. Anyone can. Assuming, of course, that you are willing to (a) eschew all foodstuffs and (b) accept that you mean by Valentine's Day 2020.'