I woke up and saw Betty White trending on Twitter and immediately prepared myself to sink into a deep depression and a Golden Girls marathon, but turns out its just her birthday. She’s 95 today. And the only Golden Girl left. It was a little hit or miss there in 2016. Turning 95 on this Earth is its own accomplishment, so happy birthday. I would say here’s to 95 more, but when Amber Heard takes all of Elon Musk’s money, that technology might not be available for a while.

While you’re trying to ignore how painfully unfunny Jimmy Fallon is, please keep in mind that Betty White is 87. And she’s playing beer pong. She looks like she should be floating down a staircase or haunting a library, but Betty White continues to be one of the coolest people on Earth. Sometimes I wish she were my grandma. Maybe then she wouldn’t tell everybody that I still make pee pee in the bed. Screw you, grandma! Why can’t you love me??!!??