Mario Simulator Interactive (500k Subscribers), more often simply called Interactive Mario Simulator is the 235th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4 to celebrate getting 500k subscribers. The viewer must follow Mario in his epic journey to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser in an interactive way. It is the first "game" produced by SMG4, and currently his only interactive video.

The Narrator introduces the game to the player. As Mario is about to leave the castle, the Narrator stops him to do a tutorial. He explains how pressing buttons work (the button during the tutorial is one of two buttons the player cannot press). He spawns Luigi by pressing A, but then punches him offscreen. The tutorial is interrupted as Bowser steals Peach. The game then begins.

Mario heads outside to chase Bowser. The player is given four options:

EAT EVEN MORE SPAGHETTI Mario eats even more spaghetti until the narrator blows him up, giving the player a game over: (FATASS) Spaghetti Lover Ending

GET ANOTHER PRINCESS Mario calls an agency to get another princess. He talks with Toad, who works there, on the phone. He's offered various obnoxious princesses which enrages him and urges him to blow Toad up. After that, hungry, he leaves to eat, giving the player a game over: Discount Princess Ending

Don't press anything Mario gets enraged and explodes, giving the player a game over: I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE CLICKING ON AN OPTION Ending

Mario chases Bowser but, soon tired out, he decides to take a vehicle:

USE THE WARP PIPE! Mario jumps down a warp pipe and ends up in Weegee's Stuff Shop. He looks for something of use finding a bomb. He asks Weegee if he can have said bomb and the shopkeeper toggles a rain of explosives, killing Mario and giving the player a game over: Weegee Bomb Ending

RIDE THE YOSHI Mario goes on to chase Bowser riding a Yoshi. He soon enough realizes how slow it is.

SMOKE SHROOMS EVERY DAY Mario and Yoshi both ingest glowing mushrooms, landing them on an acid trip. Mario proceeds to hump and old man who shoots him with a shotgun, giving the player a game over: Mario "Party" Ending

FEED HIM CURRY Mario gives Yoshi curry. The effects of the fruit on the dinosaurs are enormous and leave Mario without his companion.

RIDE THE SEXY KART Mario chases Bowser by car. He's stopped by the police for speeding.

SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK Mario blasts power out of his mouth, killing a by-standing Toad. The policeman confronts him.

PERSUADE THE COP Mario takes off his clothes in hope of convincing the officer to let him go, but the constable instead screams in shock and throws Mario in jail, giving the player a game over: Not Very Sexy Ending

DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!! Mario flees from the cops but risks to crash with an obstacle on the road.

MARIO WATCH OUT! Mario stops the car. He then attempts to fight the cop, however, he gets stabbed in the balls and arrested afterwards, giving the player a game over: Thanks a Lot (Butthole) Ending

PERSUADE THE COP Mario takes off his clothes in hope of convincing the officer to let him go, but the constable instead screams in shock and throws Mario in jail, giving the player a game over: Not Very Sexy Ending

DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!! Mario flees from the cops but risks to crash with an obstacle on the road.

MARIO WATCH OUT! Mario stops the car. He then attempts to fight the cop, however, he gets stabbed in the balls and arrested afterwards, giving the player a game over: Thanks a Lot (Butthole) Ending

DO THE SAFETY DANCE! Mario does the Safety Dance, which makes him safe from everything! ...Except Chain Chomps. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: A Very Safe Ending

THROW CRAP AT IT Mario throws various Power-Ups on the Chain Chomp, merely making him stronger. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: Chompalicious Ending

HELP THE POOR LADY Mario borrows an axe from a Villager and chops the tree down. The cat falls down the plant, which then falls onto it and kills it. The old lady terrorized throws a stick at him and flees. Mario keeps the stick and walks off, soon to encounter a Chain Chomp heading straight towards him.

DO THE SAFETY DANCE! Mario does the Safety Dance, which makes him safe from everything! ...Except Chain Chomps. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: A Very Safe Ending

THROW CRAP AT IT Mario throws various Power-Ups on the Chain Chomp, merely making him stronger. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: Chompalicious Ending

Mario tosses the stick away, making the Chain Chomp turn around to fetch it. While turning around he kicks Mario into the air though, who then lands in a pipe. The pipe brings Mario into Smexy Town, where he sees a Toad giving out help and directions. Mario approaches him.

CAN I HAVE SPAGHETTI!!!! ? Mario asks the humanoid mushroom if he can have some spaghetti. The Toad's definition of spaghetti appears to be violent sex though and he sexually assaults the red plumber, thus giving the player a game over: Different Kind of Spaghetti Ending

SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE Mario shoots the humanoid mushroom in the face, killing him. He then sees the Happy Mask Salesman nearby and approaches him. He's offered a map for two coins, our hero only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.

GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending

GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.

SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending

DIRECTIONS TO BOWSER'S CASTLE Mario asks the humanoid mushroom on where he could find Bowsers castle. The Toad tells him to ask the Happy Mask Salesman. Mario approaches the vendor, who offers him a map for two coins, Mario only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.

GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending

GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.

SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending

Mario heads for Port Penguz, only to be stopped in his journey by two pirates, Foxy and a Shy Guy, whom he fights. The player is given four moves:

PUNCH THEM Mario attempts to punch Foxy but misses and falls into a nearby river and is eaten by a fish, thus giving the player a game over: Battle - Fishy Ending

SUPER SMASH 360 NOSCOPE PINGAS ATTACK Mario does not know this attack and is beaten down by Foxy, giving the player a game over: Battle - 360NOSCOPE GAMEOVER

BE SCARY Mario attempts to scare the pirates away and fails. Consequentially the Shy Guy pirate throws his sword which pierces into Mario's head killing him, giving the player a game over: Battle - 2spooky4me Ending

Mario throws a bowl of spaghetti at Foxy blocking his vision and punches the Shy Guy. The Shy Guy steals his map anyway and the duo runs off. Mario then arrives at Port Penguz. Behind him there's a "Spicy Spaghetti Sale"

EAT THAT SPICY SPAGHETTI! Mario asks the Toad vendor for food and is given a bowl of spicy spaghetti. Apparently too spicy for Mario to handle, as he starts spewing fire killing the salesman. Mario spots a Chuckya giving selling and giving away boats for free and he sees one of the pirates that robbed him before.

GET A FREE BOAT! Mario asks the salesman for a free boat. Upon jumping on it he quickly realizes that he exceeded the weight limit the ship can support and sinks, giving the player a game over: Sunken Italian Ending

Do nothing Mario spots a Chuckya giving selling and giving away boats for free and he sees one of the pirates that robbed him before.

GET A FREE BOAT! Mario asks the salesman for a free boat. Upon jumping on it he quickly realizes that he exceeded the weight limit the ship can support and sinks, giving the player a game over: Sunken Italian Ending

Mario sneaks up to the pirates who surround him and their Captain, aided by his condor, threatens to hurt him if he can't prove that he's a real pirate.

SING THE PIRATE SONG! Mario sings a pirate song... The wrong one! The bird kills Mario and the crew goes on to sing their song, giving the player a game over: Happy Pirate Ending

TELL PIRATE ADVENTURES! Mario proceeds to tell of the pirate adventures he lived and accidentally kills a Toad. The pirates think that he simply insulted Foxy's mother. The fox sends him flying with his crowbar, giving the player a game over: Pirates Don't Know Italian Ending

Mario shows off his butt, which causes the bird to explode. Lardbutt notes him of his nice booty, and welcomes him aboard the crew. Later, Mario asks Lardbutt if he got any food, to which he replies yes but he can't have any. Lardbutt soon notices his sandwich is reduced to few crumbs on his plate. Mario has to find out who did it: Foxy? Or the Shy Guy? He also has a chance to choose Toad.

TWAS THE FOX! Mario blames it on Foxy, who is forced by Lardbutt to vomit out the contents of his stomach. Lardbutt decides there's no holding back and throws a Golden Mushroom at Foxy, causing him to start vomiting out many objects, including a kart and a skeleton. He then vomits out a nuke, exploding the entire pirate ship and giving the player a game over: Foxy-BLURRRGGHH Ending

TOAD ABOARD!!!! Mario blames it on Toad. He uses a cannon and fires a Bullet Bill at Toad, K.O.ing him. Lardbutt tells him the Toad wasn't even part of his crew. He has to find out who actually did it.

Mario blames it on Shy Guy, who goes over and steals the toast from him, turns out the Shy Guy was the culprit! Shy Guy becomes mad and transforms into McShyGuy the helping toast fairy, stealing the toast before flying off from the ship. Lardbutt claims that he was a fine crew member, at least worse than losing his sandwich. Eventually the ship arrives close to Bowser's Lair...the signal was triggered, and the sea monster appears! Mario jumps back, scared. Lardbutt still claims that it's not worse than losing the sandwich. Klepto was seen flying before being knocked onto Lardbutt by the sea monster. Foxy jumps off the boat in horror, while the sea monster claims that he just wanted to be friends with the crew members. With the sea monster out of control, which one of Mario's Waluigi-based attacks will he choose to defeat it?

WALUIGI LAUNCHER! Mario pulls out a toolbox containing a Waluigi Launcher inside it, he fires the launcher at the sea monster, losing only 1 HP, direct hit. Mario cheered for himself before being squashed by one of the monster's tentacles, killing him and giving the player a game over: a not very effective Waluigi attack Ending

Mario shows some intented-to-be sexy pictures of Waluigi. This blinds the sea monster up to the point that he throws Mario to Bowser's castle. It turns out Mario is wanted by millions of enemies. He must find a way to get through

BE A BADASS AND REK EM! Mario kicks a goomba, and another goomba + a whomp see this. The whomp calls the "cops" and Mario tries to bribe them with spaghetti. The whomp says he's hurting him with his brain. The "cops" call the "military" and Big Bob-Omb falls on Mario, giving the player a game over: enemy offender Ending

MAKE A DISTRACTION! Mario wonders what to distract with and how. A toad walks by, and Mario tackles him. He gives the Toad his clothes. Mario calls out his phrase and the enemies go after the Toad. However, Bowser catches Mario and fires a bullet bill at him, giving the player a game over: a sexy naked intrusion Ending

Get the stick from the "Help the old lady" option, when the Chain Chomp is about to attack Mario, click "Use Da Stick!" Mario will throw the stick, and distract the Chain Chomp, however, when the dog runs off, he kicks Mario back in the process, sending him flying into a pipe.

Choose the Item Box from Mario Kart, Mario gets a banana, Bowser slips on it and falls in the lava. However, Bowser then flies out in his Clown Car taunting Mario, but he then hits the ceiling, falling in anyway.

This video was uploaded and published on the same day (July 13rd, 2015) as the video "A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers)". This is the third time this occured, the two first two being both on 2013:

The Sunken Italian ending is a reference to a similar plot device from the blooper The Elevator.

The first option "Spawn a Luigi", which is the only one of all the simulator not to be activated by the viewer, is a reference to a scene from the video "The Mario Parable", in which the Narrator punches Luigi out the scene before Mario enters Bowser's Lair.

SMG4 accidentally put 11 toads to destroy, even when the screen shows there are 10. This can be because two Toads from the red button scene ended up counting to him as one.

Well, perhaps not in severe need, but we really need to fix it up! Refer to the following cleanup reason for specifics:Not in the style of the transcripts I highly edit. Take for example the transcript of "SM64 Bloopers: The Pirate Plumbers". Character names should be bold, actions with parentheses should be italic and there should be no bullets. Transcript cleanup currently in development.

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Narrator: Well, hello there! Welcome to a game where you play as a fat Italian guy. Boy, how fun.

Mario: Oh yeah! (runs away)

Narrator: Where do you think you're going?! We've got to do the tutorial, dumbass!

Mario: D'oh!

(Cut to Mario naked, while eating spaghetti.)

Narrator: When Mario is doing his retardness, (a command which reads "Spawn a luigi" and recommends the A button appears) buttons will show up. Press it if you want him to-(presses A, in which spawns Luigi)

(Toad starts to sneak up next to Mario, when suddenly he becomes giant and knocks Mario off the screen.)

Toad: THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!

Mario: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

(Cut to a white background where text fades in saying "THE MARIO SIMULATOR ADVENTURE GAME THING :D" while the Paper Mario Chapter theme plays. Once finished, cut to outside the Castle. Bowser flies away with Peach in his Koopa Clown Car while "Swiggity Swooty" plays.)

Mario: Hey, stinky! Mamma mia!

Narrator: Oh dear. What will Mario do now?

(The viewer has three choices: "Eat some spaghetti", "Get that mofo", or "Get another princess")

Mario:(looks what is behind him) Hmm? (Sees a sign that says "spicy spaghetti for sale") WAAAH!

Toad: Hello, what are ya doing?!

Mario: OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO! Hey stinky, have you got any food?

Toad: Alright! Alright. Oh yeah! Almost. sure mario! have one on the house! but...think you can handle it? haha!

Mario:(Grunts) Yes! It's-a-me, Mario, F***ER! (Eats the spicy spaghetti, in fact, it was so spicy, it burns his tongue and causes him to shoot fire from his mouth) MAMA-HOO-HA-HOO-WOW-WOW!!! HothothotHOTHOTHOTHOT, HOT, HOT! (His fire then burns Toad to a crisp)

Mario:(Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Presses the white button and the lava pit platform is starting to close, slowly) Hurry up already! (Pressed the button over and over again until it finally closes, but unfortunately, the cage gets stuck in the platform)

Peach: AHH! Mario!

Mario: Mama f***er! (Presses the button repeatedly again, as the platform is trying to open, until it gets lodged)

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! PLATFORM LODGED! Firing cleaning cannon.

(The "cleaning cannon" shoots a big laser at Peach, burning her alive)

(Suddenly, a "TELETUBBIE PARTY VAN" comes out of nowhere, and all the Teletubbies come out of the van and start partying. Also, they are accompanied by an unknown girl. Then, Dipsy starts swinging on the cage, as Peach screams)

Peach:(Screams)

Mario:(Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Dipsy: Wheeeeee!

Peach: AHH!

(Dipsy keeps swinging the cage as Peach keeps on screaming in panic)

Peach: Noooo!

(The rope breaks and the cage falls to the ground instead of the lava, and thus Peach is saved from the lava)