The secret to granting wishes: wear curly little shoes. Maybe it's not a secret per se, but if there were a Genie Guidebook, or a How to Grant Wishes Quick Start Guide, we imagine a picture of shoes like these would serve as the beginning to chapter one.

We're here to help, so what else might be in that guide? A similarly golden lamp must be near the top of any aspiring genie's shopping list, of course. A vibrant vest and matching fez hat are must-haves. Oh, did we mention these shoes? They just complete the image, don't they? Something about that slipper-style base leading into the pointy curled toe, probably. Keep in mind: you also need genie powers to grant wishes! We don't offer those, so you'll have to find them (perhaps in the aforementioned guide) elsewhere.