There's a reason porn isn't renowned for its gritty realism: Reality sucks. Lonely housewives are sadder/more covered in cat hair; pizza boys are pudgier; and the Time Warner guy is, well, just all around horrible.

CollegeHumor has injected a healthy (if not mood-killing) dose of realism into one of pornography's most classic archetypes, the renowned cable guy. Except in this case, it's the Time Warner cable guy. And you're getting screwed in a very different way. [CollegeHumor]