Get shitfaced for me tonight, NS.

I can't do jack shit with this concussion and I politely ask my good pals of the Internet of NS to get fUcked up for me. Don't drive drunk though. That shits not cool. Oh and most definitely try to get it In even if she's a solid 7.

Peace and love.

"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob

&#8206;"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.

"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.

same here, cant drink cause of my fancy sinus infection drugs, and the party i was going to got cancelled anyways. the lady is out of town, and im bugged at my family so i get to stay home alone and sober tonight.

somehow associated with flying~squirrel but youll never know fer sherr

Love bro! I'm recovering from a surgery but I will get drunk for you, I'll have a taxi drive me because driving drunk is NOT cool, and I will definitely get it in tonight! +k to you for being a trooper!

You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.ö
&#8213; Abraham Lincoln

in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

My mom asked me if i have a drinking problem so i am gonna go out and be a good kid and stay sober and she will think i will be drunk when i get home but i will surprise her and not be and make her proud then once she goes to bed i am gonna get shitfaced alone in my room.

imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad

"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB