Bouquets for Obama … while the Orange County right wing goes crying to their mama.

Big cheers. Crocodile tears. Man, do I need a beer.

Anyway, even thought I haven’t seen all the nominated films I feel perfectly qualified to offer my Oscar predictions. The selection process isn’t to be taken seriously, nor should the final outcomes. It’s mostly about keeping the dream factory properly primed and running. So, here goes.

Supporting Actress: Viola Davis (Proof that one big scene is sometimes all you need)

Best Director: Danny Boyle (Slumdog is the only film in the running with any kind of buzz and excitement)

Having tried my hand at screenplay writing you’d think that I’d have strong opinions about that category … I’ve got three words for you on that one: Matt and Ben. Yeah, writing is such a cherished craft in Hollywood. (Did that sound bitter? Gosh, I hope so!)

Will I watch? Yes.

Will I wretch? Yes.

Will I dream of putting one of those over-hyped bookends on my mantle one day?

Yes.

The Academy Awards can be seen on ABC TV (WCVB, Channel 5 in Boston) beginning at 8:00 PM on Sunday February 22.