Mmm. Fitness babes. Leeann Tweeden is my favorite. Kiana Tom: second place. Or maybe third after Trish Stratus. Does Trish even count? I know she used to be one of those fitness exercise model people before she went WWE. Whatever. Leeann is number one. I miss watching her on Fitness Beach

Hmmm...let me get this straight: you want my fuzzy, pink Tweeden bra (autographed) for your Lohan shawl? Interesting. I'm not a Lohan fan, though. What else ya got? And no, Michler, I didn't put it on and wear it. It hangs in a shadow box in the stairwell leading down to my basement near the air hockey table and Galaga machine.

If I recall it smelled like baby powder. Not that I sniffed it mind you. Shit. There's no talking my way out of that.

It feels like we're negotiating a baseball card trade...

I think I also have a pair of Carmen Electra booty shorts around here, too.