Today, I said what may very well be the nerdiest thing I’ve ever said.
I was conversing with the gent from downstairs, and he was watching me play KOTOR, because, well, that’s what I do.
At some point, some Sith asshole turned on me, as Sith are wont to do, and the lad goes “That guy just betrayed you!”
“Yeah, well: Never trust a Sith as far as you can Force Push him.”
Soy un perdedor, baby.
I had a long entry written yesterday about how much my fucking ankle hurts, but it was too pitiful, so I deleted it.
Also, I wanted to complain about all you assholes who have peanut allergies and lactose intolerances, and ask how we suddenly became a race of wussies.
Then, I had some ideas about how in the same breath that the public praises Cameron Mannheim for being an Out-And-Proud fattie, and chastizes that Ally McForgotten About Five Years Or So Ago chick and the rest of Hollywood for having eating disorders, how it’s so damn HIP to eat all healthy and exercise.
Then I discovered that kittiesandbunnies.com is an actual site, and I laughed so hard, I cried.
Speaking of crying — Ralphie May?
Am I a heartless bitch to think that it was inappropriate to sob out stock jokes on live television? Who put a gun to your head and made you go on TV? If you want to grieve, grieve.
Ah, whatever.