I miss school. I never got to go a Catholic School, but lucky for me I had plenty of sluts to go around. I miss being able to skip 2nd period because I was fucking in the science lab. That’s when I garnered the obsession with skirts. I would pull my dick out of my pants, and she would move her panties off to the side. I would slide right in, and I would cum in a petrie dish. I was once told that this chick examined my gizz under a microscope, and 9 months later she became pregnant. I don’t think it was a coincidence. One thing inevitably leads to another, and every Friday I was banging cheerleaders. I loved when they wore their outfits to school and Friday was game day. Man, maybe I need to go back to school. Can I go get a second high school diploma? Is that possible? I should probably just stick to finding high school seniors on myspace… Anyhow, here’s all you need to get you through to the end of the semester. Enjoy.

I just saw that Fleshbot posted about Insane Cock Brothas. When Insane Cock Brothas first came out I was floored. I mean it’s one thing to have a one man horse fucking girls left and right, but it’s another to have two half man half horse guys nailing one chick. For some reason you can’t help but to watch lil chicks getting rammed by massive members. It’s what porn is all about. But…and I say but…with disgust. The jig is up! As you can see from the above photo, we’ve all been duped. They are not Half Man Half Horse. They are just barely a man…as you can see from the small flacid penis hanging out of the fake balls. Not trying to dog the site at all cause I still think it’s great. But I also think there are enough massive penis guys out there to make this shit happen fo real. I mean John Holmes was half horse, and Lex Steele is too. Don’t kill porn with your rubber dongs.