Witty quotes and sayings

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.– Ann Landers

If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.– Georges Guynemer

If you choose not to decide – you still have made a choice!– Neil Peart

Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?– Kelvin Throop

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.– Anonymous

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.– Oscar Wilde

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.– Woody Allen

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.– Harry S Truman

It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.– Anonymous

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.– Appius Claudius

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.– Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)