Summary

Kanye West finds out the hard way not to piss on Johnny Cash's grave, 50 Cent rids the world of Kim Kardashian, Anita Sarkeesian hunts down GamerGate supporter Vivian James, and Garfield is on the tails of his sworn enemy Tails Doll. The resulting culmination of events will put an inch-thick Carpet of Virility upon your chest and make your muscles grow beards! And your beard will grow muscles!