Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis.
Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough
water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

The ladies say this was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal.
Apparently innards, including penis, once played a major role in Jewish
cooking.

This recipe is taken from The Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle by Clarissa
Dickson and Jennifer Paterson. New York, Clarkson Potter, c1998
Sent by Mike Buus
Sioux Falls SD 57103
mstrb99@aol.com