Rehosted and hotlinked webcomics will be removed, unless you are the creator. Please submit a link to the original comic's site, and possibly a mirror in the comments. Tumblr-exclusive comics are the exception, and may be rehosted, however if the artist's name or watermark are removed, the post will be removed. (*)(*)

14. No SMS or Social Media Content (including Reddit)

This includes direct linking to reddit threads, reddit comments, other subreddits, facebook profiles, twitter profiles, tweets, embedded tweets, and screenshots of the above, including text messages, omegle, instagram and others. This also includes any other sites that may be considered social network sites. Please read the announcement.

Hate speech and bigotry will be removed at the moderators' discretion.

Serial reposters will be banned.

Bots and bot-like accounts are not allowed

What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules?

Click on the report button, and send us a message with a link to the comments of the post.

What should I do if I don't see my post in the new queue?

If your submission isn't showing up, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators

Personally, I like to send out a quarterly email report on my projected net karma increases to my family and other investors who are paying for my college and might be interested in how I spend my time.

I see a windowless room and a boss with a nasally, midwestern accent who went to one of a well-known public college. She wears powersuits and has to make an effort to look approachable.

"Let's here it for Janet. 500 karma today, people. 500!" And everyone claps unenthusiastically. "Okay, we have a ways to go before we reach Saturday's goal of 700,000. And don't forget, if we beat that goal, we get pizza on Friday!" More unenthusiastic applause.

That's over two years and just browsing, also having a job where I'm not that busy. It's guaranteed to work though. When you go into the comments look at the novelty accounts and frequent commenters. They'll usually have a few months or days of being active but only really comment in the default subreddits.

Start pun threads, get meta but not too meta by ragging on reddit and its users, make lame, predictable jokes and make sure to only post in threads that have a high likelihood of reaching the front page.

Stay in funny/pics/aww/adviceanimals and ignore everything else. "There is nothing more to reddit but karma," should be the mantra you repeat to yourself as the drool bubbles from your lips and as your eyes dilate when met with the influx of time-tested kitten pictures and reposts. You must be reddit to beat reddit.

Knowing Reddit would discover the original post was Raj the whole time, he abandons his original account and cashes out by creating a future top of the front page post criminalizing his original account. Fucking brilliant.