The 30 Best Infomercial GIFs

Those “As Seen on TV” products are generally pretty terrible. But the weirdest aspect of them is how they make really cheap commercials that try to convince you the way you’ve done things for years are near-impossible. Here’s the top 30 moments of epic fails seen in infomercials, represented as GIFs, the way nature intended it.

Mustache blocking your food?

Literally no one uses a spoon like this, ever.

Never trust a pre-teen with milk!

Mom ruined dinner AGAIN.

NRA.org?! NOOOO!

No one could have predicted this.

I guess I just WASTED my money on those sitting down lessons.

He died moments later.

This new gravity thing takes a while to get used to.

Ugh, now I have to use my HANDS to do chores?!

Don’t give up! Those shit bars look delicious.

Are you bad at remembering how to do anything?

I am become death, destroyer of tacos.

Damnit, this boiling water keeps hurting me!

To be fair, he only had yards of free space to work with.

Weakest kid ever.

Time for a grill that stands up to massive earthquakes.

This is how you save time.

What a disgusting mess.

Part of me thinks she wanted this.

Oh, DON’T inhale the glowing green gas?

Give it one more try. I think the number pad was safe.

That’s what gamma radiation does to you.

A leather wallet? What is he, a caveman?

Why’d she give up? She opened the chair just fine.

Not seen: the 3 bottles of Quaaludes he just took.

Crumbs? Kill yourself.

Someday humanity will be able to try an egg.

Hey, he’s only lived there for 58 years. It’s hard to get used to the layout.