A man is selling his Browns-colored hearse that he has used for six years as a tailgating car. It's a Cadillac with just a shade under 100,000 miles. It doesn't run and it's got a flat. I am wasting a lot of time trying to think of a more appropriate team/tailgate vehicle combination than a Cleveland Browns hearse so I'm just going to copy and paste some stuff from the Craigslist ad now.

Selling a 1983 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse in AS-IS condition.

Painted Cleveland Browns colors for six years of glory as a tailgate mobile. Like Browns offense, has not run since December 2011.

Rollers in back great for sliding in/out coolers, tables, speakers, caskets?