10 Hilariously Inappropriate Toys for Kids (PHOTOS)

I don't know about you, but I can't even count how many times I strolled through the aisles of a toy store or picked up one of my kid's playthings and thought to myself (in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld), Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? Definitely maybe I have a dirtier mind than most, but some children's toys are so, er, adult-looking that one has to wonder if they were meant as a private dirty joke for parents (it's either that, or the people in charge of designing these things have absolutely no firsthand knowledge of human anatomy). The good news about such disturbingly inappropriate toys is that any innuendos generally tend to go over kids' heads, but still -- how are you supposed to keep a straight face when something like one of these not-so-innocent items finds its way to your playroom?

Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset

Play D'oh, indeed: This what-in-god's-name-were-they-thinking plastic putty pumper is so unrepentantly phallic, Play-Doh is in the process of updating the playset and is offering to send replacement parts to offended parents. Thanks, Play-Doh, but there ain't no unseeing that thing.