valley girl who thinks she is indie. she is aware of the fact that she is a valley girl, and is somewhat ashamed of it. she has observed the indie kids and imitates them, often going to gigs of well known ‘indie’ bands, that seem cool to them. she reads both the nme and cosmo magazines. she has a superficial knowledge of indie culture, but is rejected by anone cooler than her, so is not a part of it. the name ‘5th ave girl’ comes from the ‘5th avenue’ club in manchester, uk. it is a well known place for ‘wannabe’ indie kids to hang out, trying to look cool. they wear brand new converse chucks and the strokes t-shirts. yeah, like you just totally gotta hear this b-tchen new band i found. they’re called razorlight. i heard the single in this new way cool club i found called 5th ave. like, i was, y’know, fer’sure nearly spilled my vodka kick.

when two or more people partake in the act of breaking down equal lines of cocaine and racing eachother to the end of the line….everyones a winner! “remember that game of cocaine chicken????” “i cant feel my face.”

noun: the act of jacking off, and right when you’re about to come, aim it straight up into the air and yell celebratorily. i was w-nking yesterday and finished with a c-ckamazoola. it was exhilarating, but now i have to clean up my ceiling.

a strip that runs up and down the manhattan borough of new york city. between 59th and 96th street, 5th avenue is debatably the most expensive strip of land in the country, if not the world. it is adjacent to central park, giving realtors an excuse to add another $3,000,000+ to how much the apartment […]

a small polish guy thats smells of stangnent wee yeah i smelt that guy he totally smells of an adzino

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