The program for "AMERICA'S FUTURE ROCKS TODAY", the pre-Presidential Inauguration Youth Concert meant to inspire community and public service in our young people and contempt for the time-honored institutions of sex, drugs, and rock and roll that truly made this country the greatest fucking country on earth:

Fuel
JoJo
Hillary Duff
Ruben Studdard
3 Doors Down
Boxkar

May you all get donkey-raped by Zombie Flavor Flav and burn in K-Tel hell after your careers die.