The
Miami Beach Police Department has been holding it in, but the Bieber piss video
is finally here and sufficiently blurred. And my goodness, that black box is huge.

A
summary of the video: Bieber, wearing bright shoes, walks to the urinal, pees,
finishes peeing, washes his hands, talks to the guard, the guard talks back,
they exit the pee room. End scene.

The
urinalysis experts at TMZ
speculate that Bieber's dick might have hanging out while he was walking to the
urinal, which makes the disappointing video slightly more interesting, maybe?:

It's weird ... law enforcement told us they were
having problems black-barring the video because Justin's penis was moving
around. But the video only shows him walking to the toilet — possibly
with his penis exposed ... but the movement isn't that radical.

But if you want real radical movement, you'd be better
off watching Bieber do
push ups in jail.