Captain's Log: Stardate 41...errr lets see, there's a 1000 stardates in a year, we're three months into the year and five and a half hours into the day mean it's... Christ, why can't we use real dates?

Two great photoshops fought it out in my brain and I couldn't choose. Both win!

Picard: "I assure you--in all seriousness--it is a weapon! Now, I suggest you stop laughing and raise you hands like Mr. Worf said!"

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So, times are busy in the crazy world of LeadHead, and will be for the next month. I'll do my best to be punctual, but I doubt I'll be entirely successful. So please bear with me while I go through the busy times.

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Picard: Did you honestly think you would win? You're just a butt-headed alien of the week. Your people will never be seen or referred to after this episode, while we will get 7 TV seasons, 4 movies, and countless novels. We have something you will never have - the support and backing of the writers... and liberal amounts of plot shielding.

Data: "Perhaps you should reconfigure the secondary neural net buffer to handle multiphase processing and ease the burden off the primary buffers."
Riker: "I still reckon all she needs is a good lube job."
Crusher: "That what you said about Deanna when she was in here with a headache last month."
Riker: "It worked, didn't it?"
LaForge: "Stop back seat engineering!"

"Captain's Personal Log. I have located the one spot on the bridge where a shadow is cast that makes it look as if I still have a head of hair. The downside is that the port turbolift will now be out of commission as long as I remain Captain of the Enterprise."

Geordi: *thinking* Nobody is the wiser. Only if they knew I was using this thing to download her thoughts and emotion database. Barclay and I will be able to pick up women in no time after a couple hours in the holodeck

DATA: ... so he said, "woah there Doc, I'm no brain surgeon" and she said, "don't worry, neither am I", and then they just cracked her open and got to work.
RIKER: Hmm, well, it sure sounds like the start of a joke, but I don't think we're going to get a funny ending.