LeBron’s Wild Hairline Fits Larry O’Brien Trophy … and a Chew Toy

At first, we were convinced another ring was destiny for King James just based on the selfless act of what appeared to be carved-out space for another Larry O’Brien Trophy. But then — well, then we found the tug-of-war-chew toy, which fits even better.

And then we found this gorgeous bow tie. Fits like a glove:

As you can see, the possibilities are rather endless. Apologies for the initial confusion, LeBronald.