Oh boy. Techno? Or Hot Chip? Hot Chip? Or techno? Oooh it's a toughie, if only there was some way of having them both?

WHAT'S THAT? Dutch techno bod Joris Voorn has remixed Hot Chip's 'One Life Stand', the title track of their new album, due February 1? And it's a DiS exclusive for the next 48 hours? Wow, truly we CAN have it all. Truly we can.

So there you go. And if you'd like to remind yourself of what the more tender but scarcely less bouncy original sounds like, then admire the below video player. Maybe even play them both at the same time, for the craic, like.

STOP PRESS: EMI's definition of 'exclusive' may not be quite the same as Amazon's but, er, yes, that's what those nice major label people told us, yeah?