Thursday, 8 December 2011

Wish List

Everyone seems to be
doing their Christmas wish lists. Basically it’s a list of things that want in
an ideal partner. So I thought I’d get in on the act with my own list. Not just
because I have a massive headache and this takes little to no brain power but
because it actually looks like fun. Let’s start.

First of all I want a
guy who understands Canada is my home and if I’m going to settle down anywhere
it’s going to be there. In the land of -40 winters and blowing hot summers.

I want a guy who
understands I have loved the Leafs longer than him. And if given the choice I’d
much rather watch the Leafs beat the Habs then have mind blowing sex with him.

I want a guy who
understands I’m a soccer free zone. You can love it all you want but I don’t
want to see or hear it. Soccer can be your dirty little secret.

I want a guy who can
make me laugh. I’m the sort of person who can make a joke out of anything. I
can be mad as hell on minute and then on the floor the laughing the next. Yes,
I am crazy.

I want someone who
understands the importance of alone time. I’m an only child so I’m very use to
being alone and I like it that way. I’m sure that sounds horrible but I don’t
care.

I need a guy who
can put me in my place when I’m being a bitch. I’m a strong personality and
because of that a lot of guys just “yes dear” me and I hate it. I want a guy
who can look at me a say “you’re being a diva, stop!” Not sure I’d listen but
it’s worth a try.

I want a guy who can
do the above without being a dick.

Most importantly I
need a guy who understands my blogging and that it will continue and he may be
written about. He needs to just shut up and take it like a man.

Like most people I
don’t think my list is asking too much. I think it’s just the right amount of
crazy. So come on guys tell me what is on your wish list?