Rumours of our demise on Twitter have been greatly exaggerated. But judging by the facts that we have returned to a 2-0 series lead for the Canucks, the rapture may be closer than we would care to admit.

SEAL THE DO

The Bruins didn't even deserve to be in the G2. Add in the injustice of the Burrows goal and one might think that there loss could have potentially broken the Bruins backs in these here Stanley Cup Finals. If ever there was a time for a good ol' fashioned comeback this would be it.

Win G3 for heavens sakes Boston you owe it to humanity.

The Canucks just can't win the Cup. Every fibre of our moral being says so. Our brother in Vancouver will become totally impossible to deal with, culminating in a violent throwdown at the Wanye Family Christmas: 2011 Edition*

OH YEAH

And there is also this guy putting on a ghost donuting clinic. Big ups to @tricksnard for pointing us in its direction on the Twitters.

*Expected release date: Christmas 2011

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I live here now, and can't get into it. But it ain't about me. Fun to watch the excitement. Was a guy on the overpass with a faux Stanley Cup. Everyone loved it. Another one made one out of tires and silver paint

Call me a prude if you will, but I think anyone sticking their fingers into my mouth, or any other hole for that matter, should get an automatic boot from the game for unsportsmanlike conduct; and if I'm mad enough I should have carte blanche to bite down, clench vigorously or otherwise defend myself in a manner that makes you think twice about doing it again.

Vancouver lit the Olympic torch today...after throwing confetti on the ice in round 3, Luongo saying "winning (the first round) felt better than winning Olympic gold", and having the city announce Vancouver Canucks day for "advancing to the second round for the ninth time" last year. Remember in American Pie where Jason Biggs prematurely ejaculates? The Canucks are just to much fun.

Justice has been temporarily restored to the hockey universe. A win Wednesday by the B's and the odor of freshly soiled underwear will be wafting in on the western breezes. Please Bruins! By all that is right and true and just in the universe, slay the 'nuckleheaded dragon.

I was about to ask what happend to J.W.'s article on press predictions for the year and correlations 'n' what not, then a bunch of heavily armed guys who can't type very well bust in and told me not to....

So I didn't.

P.S. I heard it was utterly lacking in histograms.

*snickers with derision and flies away in his 2023 Chryslasaki Eberle*