Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I am not enclosing my resume, because I think it's irrelevant. I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had. My best friends from Elementary school are both in prison. I am writing because if I were as rich as you I would have filters in place, people watching the thousands of incoming messages, looking for letters like this one - bringing those letters to my attention. I can save the world. I do not want a salary. Listen.

another.

Silliness

Understanding woman-speak…1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the fuck up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch tv before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘nothing’ usually end in ‘fine’.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. For fuck’s sake, don’t do it!

5.) Loud Sigh : This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about ‘nothing’. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say, ‘You’re welcome.’

8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying FUCK YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response, refer to #3 then RUN!

Found my next MMO.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Caprica

Caprica was an awesome pilot, and at 95 minutes, it would pass as a movie. I highly suggest you all check it out, but even if you don't, check out the trailer above.

So what do you all think? Would you side with the Adamas who think the idea of making an exact copy of someone lost is an abomination or with the Greysons who see it as a way to bring their daughter back (as Daniel puts it "A difference that makes no difference IS no difference.)

I mean show plot aside, it's a question about AI and robots. Would you support or be against the concept of creating life through technology? Let er rip. Lets not let the blog just turn into the offspring of Digg and Reddit. Get talking.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Wow

So I found my old blog from high school and went back to the first couple of posts. I found this conversation about time travel that we had. Didn't bother to read it.

(10:43:45 PM) You have just entered room "time travel."(10:43:48 PM) Crashwithuhk has entered the room.(10:43:49 PM) EMPColombia has entered the room.Crashwithuhk (10:43:55 PM): SteveCrashwithuhk (10:43:58 PM): how are we wrongSnailsoup02 (10:44:00 PM): yeahEMPColombia (10:44:03 PM): not possible for both to be wrongEMPColombia (10:44:11 PM): its either yes time travel or no time travelEMPColombia (10:44:15 PM): he says yes, i say noCrashwithuhk (10:44:21 PM): YnoEMPColombia (10:44:22 PM): how are we both wrong?Crashwithuhk (10:44:24 PM): NosSnailsoup02 (10:44:30 PM): ok, your reasons are wrong,Snailsoup02 (10:44:33 PM): i say noCrashwithuhk (10:44:39 PM): No its not possible?Snailsoup02 (10:44:45 PM): yeahCrashwithuhk (10:44:47 PM): WhySnailsoup02 (10:44:51 PM): its been said there are 4dimensionsCrashwithuhk (10:45:15 PM): right.Snailsoup02 (10:45:21 PM): up/down; left/right; foward/ back; and timeCrashwithuhk (10:45:25 PM): Lenght, Width Height and TImeSnailsoup02 (10:45:36 PM): and we are constantly moving through timeCrashwithuhk (10:45:50 PM): And occasionally moving up down left right forward and backSnailsoup02 (10:45:54 PM): yeahCrashwithuhk (10:45:56 PM): yeaSnailsoup02 (10:46:11 PM): basically what i am saying is no time travelSnailsoup02 (10:46:15 PM): not possibleCrashwithuhk (10:46:19 PM): HowCrashwithuhk (10:46:25 PM): prove or theorize itSnailsoup02 (10:46:51 PM): you cant go back because of the grandfather paradox (the movie the time machine)Crashwithuhk (10:47:05 PM): The Grandfather Paradox?Crashwithuhk (10:47:09 PM): what?Snailsoup02 (10:47:43 PM): that if you went back in time and killed your grandfather before you were born, you would never be born, therefore never treaveling through timeSnailsoup02 (10:47:59 PM): right?Crashwithuhk (10:48:24 PM): if there are people in the pastCrashwithuhk (10:48:33 PM): Think about travel int he 3 prime dimesntionsEMPColombia (10:48:42 PM): that idea goes along with the idea that we are the start of the circleSnailsoup02 (10:48:54 PM): which i didnt getCrashwithuhk (10:48:55 PM): if we moves forward and turn aroudn and go backCrashwithuhk (10:49:05 PM): we will find our parents grandparents?Snailsoup02 (10:49:09 PM): noCrashwithuhk (10:49:10 PM): hold onSnailsoup02 (10:49:14 PM): okEMPColombia (10:49:21 PM): ...Crashwithuhk (10:49:50 PM): ok backSnailsoup02 (10:49:52 PM): okCrashwithuhk (10:49:54 PM): I have to reowwrd itSnailsoup02 (10:50:11 PM): go aheadCrashwithuhk (10:50:12 PM): Time travel in theory is travelCrashwithuhk (10:50:20 PM): its traveling along a timeline faster then normalCrashwithuhk (10:50:34 PM): correct?Snailsoup02 (10:50:41 PM): yeahCrashwithuhk (10:50:46 PM): Well think about it like thisSnailsoup02 (10:50:47 PM): or slowerCrashwithuhk (10:50:55 PM): Time travel is driving a car and normal pace is walkingCrashwithuhk (10:51:06 PM): if people walk from point x and you travel in a car from point x fasterCrashwithuhk (10:51:18 PM): either way point X is no longer occupiedSnailsoup02 (10:51:24 PM): yesSnailsoup02 (10:51:28 PM): i agree with thatCrashwithuhk (10:51:29 PM): so if we were top drive back..t he poeple walkign are gone.. we travelCrashwithuhk (10:51:41 PM): so what if goign back in time.. brings us to a deserted planetCrashwithuhk (10:51:43 PM): no ones thereCrashwithuhk (10:51:47 PM): They are in the presentSnailsoup02 (10:51:56 PM): if somehow you could go back, there would be nothing thereEMPColombia (10:52:08 PM): ya, it wouldnt just be desertedCrashwithuhk (10:52:12 PM): with the exception of dead matter and things that wouldnt move onSnailsoup02 (10:52:15 PM): because all of existence is moving through timeCrashwithuhk (10:52:20 PM): exactlyCrashwithuhk (10:52:53 PM): THen the Grandfather Paradox would be viodCrashwithuhk (10:52:56 PM): void*EMPColombia (10:53:07 PM): how does this go along with the idea that time travel is possible?Crashwithuhk (10:53:08 PM): because there would be no grandfather to killSnailsoup02 (10:53:21 PM): yes, but it doesnt matter Snailsoup02 (10:53:28 PM): either waySnailsoup02 (10:54:11 PM): if there is nothing there, that doesnt prove that you cant go backCrashwithuhk (10:54:16 PM): You canCrashwithuhk (10:54:21 PM): but there wont be anythign thereCrashwithuhk (10:54:24 PM): it will be pointlessCrashwithuhk (10:54:26 PM): but you canSnailsoup02 (10:54:29 PM): and then you dieCrashwithuhk (10:54:41 PM): why do you say thatSnailsoup02 (10:54:42 PM): how do you propose to do thisSnailsoup02 (10:54:49 PM): no oxygenSnailsoup02 (10:54:53 PM): no nothingEMPColombia (10:54:54 PM): how do u propose to die, no planet!Snailsoup02 (10:55:06 PM): you are there so you can dieSnailsoup02 (10:55:21 PM): the planet has nothing to do with your deathSnailsoup02 (10:55:51 PM): ok, so the point about coming back in timeCrashwithuhk (10:55:58 PM): What if...Snailsoup02 (10:56:18 PM): whatSnailsoup02 (10:56:46 PM): what you were talking about with the people popping out of spaceCrashwithuhk (10:56:47 PM): thats not ht ecase.. what every every moment of time .. every moment that existed.. becomes the past in that sttae. Im having trouble explaining itCrashwithuhk (10:56:59 PM): Like think of it like a copyCrashwithuhk (10:57:10 PM): Every moment is a copy ont he timeline. Like a flip bookSnailsoup02 (10:57:12 PM): yeah, thats what i was going to sayCrashwithuhk (10:57:19 PM): Every moments a frameCrashwithuhk (10:57:32 PM): and you can travel (rewind) back to the fram you want and resume from thereSnailsoup02 (10:58:36 PM): if time travel was possible, there would have to be a copy of everything everywhere in every moment in time, not millisecond or anythign, every moment, constant.Crashwithuhk (10:58:43 PM): yesCrashwithuhk (10:58:53 PM): and time travel is just goign back to the moment you specifySnailsoup02 (10:59:03 PM): that way you can go back (or foward) and interact with itCrashwithuhk (10:59:22 PM): ah not not forward if we are the first (my people popping out of nowhere fromt he future idea)EMPColombia (10:59:28 PM): but how is it possible to specify how far u go back or forward?Snailsoup02 (10:59:35 PM): you cantEMPColombia (10:59:40 PM): exactlySnailsoup02 (10:59:42 PM): because you cant time travelCrashwithuhk (10:59:48 PM): How is it possible to specifly how far forward of bakc you travelCrashwithuhk (10:59:50 PM): with your sencesCrashwithuhk (10:59:51 PM): eyesCrashwithuhk (11:00:00 PM): i see the red line.. ic an specify that imw alkign to the red lineSnailsoup02 (11:00:13 PM): thats only if you could travel without artificial aidCrashwithuhk (11:00:17 PM): I see time rewinding before my eyesSnailsoup02 (11:00:18 PM): and you cantCrashwithuhk (11:00:26 PM): Like the time machineCrashwithuhk (11:00:35 PM): he saw the world changing aroudn himEMPColombia (11:00:49 PM): but did he set a date to jump to?Snailsoup02 (11:00:53 PM): ok, assuming that there are copies of us in everymoment in timeCrashwithuhk (11:00:55 PM): if he didnt have that little date guage he can still stopt he machine based on what hes seeingCrashwithuhk (11:00:58 PM): noCrashwithuhk (11:01:12 PM): he just pullt he lever until he decided to stop and stopped itCrashwithuhk (11:01:20 PM): not liek back to the future where he set a dateSnailsoup02 (11:02:13 PM): ok, assuming that there are copies of us in everymoment in time and we are not the beginning of the timeline or loop, then if someone traveled back in time.....wow i just had some profoundly confusing thoughtsCrashwithuhk (11:02:23 PM): haSnailsoup02 (11:02:37 PM): ok, i'm not trying to prove a specific point anymoreSnailsoup02 (11:02:41 PM): listenCrashwithuhk (11:02:51 PM): okSnailsoup02 (11:03:15 PM): if someone came back in time, and interacted with someone in the pastSnailsoup02 (11:03:28 PM): would they change the whole chain of eventsCrashwithuhk (11:03:33 PM): They couldCrashwithuhk (11:03:45 PM): But what if it turns out we live in a universe of predestined fateSnailsoup02 (11:03:47 PM): therefore changing every copy of every momentCrashwithuhk (11:03:51 PM): liek int he time machineSnailsoup02 (11:03:52 PM): BUT WAITCrashwithuhk (11:03:57 PM): his fiance was destined to dieSnailsoup02 (11:04:01 PM): no, that wasnt fateCrashwithuhk (11:04:08 PM): he went back and changed it and saver herCrashwithuhk (11:04:11 PM): and she died anywaySnailsoup02 (11:04:12 PM): it was the grandfather paradoxCrashwithuhk (11:04:30 PM): and he said it.. no matter how many times i go back and svae her shes goign to whyCrashwithuhk (11:04:34 PM): he couldnt change the pastSnailsoup02 (11:04:37 PM): except with alittle stupid intervention to prove the pointCrashwithuhk (11:04:49 PM): die*Snailsoup02 (11:04:49 PM): it was the grandfather paradoxSnailsoup02 (11:05:27 PM): if he saved her he wouldve had no reason to build the time machine and therefore wouldve had no way to save herSnailsoup02 (11:05:37 PM): and repeat and repeat and repeatSnailsoup02 (11:05:47 PM): but hold onCrashwithuhk (11:06:05 PM): wasnt he working ont he time machien anyway?Crashwithuhk (11:06:08 PM): before handCrashwithuhk (11:06:11 PM): at his house?Snailsoup02 (11:06:11 PM): noCrashwithuhk (11:06:23 PM): But waitCrashwithuhk (11:06:29 PM): if thats the case.. what you saidCrashwithuhk (11:06:38 PM): then ithe chain would cause a new time matrixSnailsoup02 (11:06:40 PM): waitwaitwaitSnailsoup02 (11:06:46 PM): before i forgetCrashwithuhk (11:06:54 PM): and she would instantly die.. in like a wave.. woosh it all changes and she diesCrashwithuhk (11:07:12 PM): okSnailsoup02 (11:07:56 PM): if the person from the future changed the past, would it change the whole chain of events OR would the person only change those few(trillions and trillions if they are moments) copies of moments that he interacted with?Crashwithuhk (11:08:23 PM): Wouldnt it change everythingCrashwithuhk (11:08:26 PM): think about itCrashwithuhk (11:08:35 PM): all events are primarily based from other eventsEMPColombia (11:08:58 PM): thats the grandfather paradox...Crashwithuhk (11:08:59 PM): I mean sure the change would go from very detailed to light changeSnailsoup02 (11:09:02 PM): but think about it as a flip bookCrashwithuhk (11:09:11 PM): pre destined fate thoughSnailsoup02 (11:09:26 PM): if you change one frame it only changes that frameEMPColombia (11:09:30 PM): ur getting that fate from a movieSnailsoup02 (11:09:34 PM): yeahCrashwithuhk (11:09:37 PM): BUTCrashwithuhk (11:09:56 PM): it you change one frame the frames afterwards make no sence..they become out of place.. so they readjustCrashwithuhk (11:10:00 PM): making a new animationSnailsoup02 (11:10:10 PM): noSnailsoup02 (11:10:18 PM): because they are just copiesSnailsoup02 (11:10:22 PM): like an archiveEMPColombia (11:10:49 PM): i think i understand, it wouldnt shift, u kill somebody and pop there back up?Crashwithuhk (11:11:02 PM): think of this situationCrashwithuhk (11:11:06 PM): a know a guy who shoots himselfCrashwithuhk (11:11:07 PM): he diesCrashwithuhk (11:11:12 PM): blah blah stuff happensCrashwithuhk (11:11:20 PM): if i go back.. take his gun and convince him he should liveCrashwithuhk (11:11:42 PM): then he lives.. does something different and everything fromt hat point is different fromt he origional situationSnailsoup02 (11:12:57 PM): you'd have to personally change every frame after that up until the present, which is relative (its the same as saying 'im here') and time is constantly progressing so as soon as you stopped.....maybe your rightCrashwithuhk (11:13:19 PM): thats if your still tryign to comapre it to a n animationCrashwithuhk (11:13:22 PM): but its lifeSnailsoup02 (11:13:40 PM): maybe your rightCrashwithuhk (11:13:44 PM): if ed shot himself now.. and he died and things happened because of that,... and in my griefe built a machien and went back and stopped himSnailsoup02 (11:13:57 PM): well hed save me some workCrashwithuhk (11:13:58 PM): he would do actions that differ from the one he would do if he were dead meaning different reactionsCrashwithuhk (11:14:01 PM): a whole new chainEMPColombia (11:14:13 PM): lolSnailsoup02 (11:14:14 PM): possiblyCrashwithuhk (11:14:17 PM): now thinka bout thisCrashwithuhk (11:14:27 PM): Think hard about everythign you did todayEMPColombia (11:14:36 PM): hmmmmmmmEMPColombia (11:14:36 PM): hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmEMPColombia (11:14:36 PM): okCrashwithuhk (11:14:41 PM): believe it or not im sure a good amount of the actions were my chanceCrashwithuhk (11:14:51 PM): you didnt plan to type a word the second you didEMPColombia (11:14:54 PM): were ur chance?Snailsoup02 (11:14:55 PM): yeahCrashwithuhk (11:14:59 PM): you commonly just randommly do itCrashwithuhk (11:15:03 PM): by*Crashwithuhk (11:15:09 PM): well if you go back in timeCrashwithuhk (11:15:18 PM): your rewinding and refreashing that moment in timeCrashwithuhk (11:15:23 PM): and you re live itCrashwithuhk (11:15:34 PM): what if everyone int he world does things offsetCrashwithuhk (11:15:50 PM): i mean what are the odd of them doing half the things they did at the exact time againCrashwithuhk (11:16:11 PM): in that case things change and it means that you can never relive the same timelime twiceSnailsoup02 (11:16:38 PM): yesSnailsoup02 (11:16:45 PM): BUT two thingSnailsoup02 (11:16:45 PM): sCrashwithuhk (11:16:52 PM): yea?Snailsoup02 (11:17:13 PM): it depends on if the moments can influence eachotherSnailsoup02 (11:17:20 PM): and hold onSnailsoup02 (11:17:37 PM): we are talking about the theory of time as a dimenson hereCrashwithuhk (11:17:55 PM): we are babblingSnailsoup02 (11:18:02 PM): it all depends on the other debate of can you actually travel through timeCrashwithuhk (11:18:13 PM): well Crashwithuhk (11:18:18 PM): you can travel forward and bakc right?Crashwithuhk (11:18:21 PM): left and right?Crashwithuhk (11:18:25 PM): Up and down.. noSnailsoup02 (11:18:27 PM): you cant go foward(in timeSnailsoup02 (11:18:31 PM): )Crashwithuhk (11:18:32 PM): Youc an jump but you always fall abck downCrashwithuhk (11:18:37 PM): Sure you canCrashwithuhk (11:18:41 PM): we are doign it right nowCrashwithuhk (11:18:56 PM): the question is can we build a machien to go forward faster then the normSnailsoup02 (11:19:02 PM): no i mean skip a hundred yearsCrashwithuhk (11:19:07 PM): just as we built cars to go forward and back faster then the normSnailsoup02 (11:19:09 PM): but i just disproved myselfCrashwithuhk (11:19:32 PM): Planes to go up and down faster then the normCrashwithuhk (11:19:48 PM): Compare time travel and height travelCrashwithuhk (11:20:03 PM): we can jump and crouch but we ultametly alwasy end up in the same spaceCrashwithuhk (11:20:19 PM): just as we can dream about the future and remember the past but we always end up back int he presentCrashwithuhk (11:20:29 PM): but one we built a plane we can go as high as we wantCrashwithuhk (11:20:41 PM): and then with drillers go far downSnailsoup02 (11:20:59 PM): (special?)theory of relativity: there are 4dimensions (mentioned earlier) and we are constantly moving through the 4th, time. the faster you go through space, the slower you go through time, making them inversely proportional.Snailsoup02 (11:21:45 PM): so you can slow yourself down, and let the world pass you by, but you cant just skip a chunk of time Crashwithuhk (11:22:02 PM): But if mentally you dont experience the world pass you byCrashwithuhk (11:22:07 PM): isnt that passing a chucnkCrashwithuhk (11:22:22 PM): if i was frozen in a pod and woke up ina hundred years.. iw as asleep an instant for meCrashwithuhk (11:22:29 PM): in a sence i did pass a chunkSnailsoup02 (11:22:41 PM): thats just how you percieve itCrashwithuhk (11:22:56 PM): but if freezing me stops my body from aging or developingCrashwithuhk (11:23:06 PM): im stopping.. letting the world grow old.. and then wakingEMPColombia (11:23:13 PM): U PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID, TIME TRAVEL IS IMPOSSIBLE END OF DISCUSSION!(11:23:14 PM) EMPColombia has left the room.Snailsoup02 (11:23:18 PM): yes, but youd have to go to absolute zero and have no volumeSnailsoup02 (11:23:25 PM): ed's an idiotCrashwithuhk (11:23:27 PM): yesCrashwithuhk (11:23:40 PM): but peopel now are being frozen.. correct?Crashwithuhk (11:23:49 PM): most have a disease and they are waiting for a cureCrashwithuhk (11:23:53 PM): oh waitSnailsoup02 (11:24:01 PM): yeah, but they are not completley stopped in timeCrashwithuhk (11:24:16 PM): but if they dont age or develop does it matterSnailsoup02 (11:24:20 PM): thier cells are still moving ever so slightlySnailsoup02 (11:24:25 PM): BUTCrashwithuhk (11:24:40 PM): Austin Powers (just bare with me) he was frozenCrashwithuhk (11:24:50 PM): to him he was frozen,a nd thawed year later in an instantCrashwithuhk (11:24:55 PM): is that not time trael for him?Snailsoup02 (11:25:04 PM): thats just how you percieve itSnailsoup02 (11:25:09 PM): same as sleepSnailsoup02 (11:25:22 PM): do you remember what happened when you went to sleep?Snailsoup02 (11:25:33 PM): you didnt travel through timeCrashwithuhk (11:25:36 PM): while i was asleep you mean?Snailsoup02 (11:25:39 PM): yeahSnailsoup02 (11:25:49 PM): you went to sleep and woke upSnailsoup02 (11:25:51 PM): thats itSnailsoup02 (11:25:59 PM): forget dreamsCrashwithuhk (11:26:02 PM): I fell unconsoius at one poijntCrashwithuhk (11:26:07 PM): and woke hour and hours laterSnailsoup02 (11:26:07 PM): exactlySnailsoup02 (11:26:47 PM): oh, if you let time pass you by, you are just moving slower through timeCrashwithuhk (11:27:00 PM): not trueCrashwithuhk (11:27:05 PM): I fell asleep.. hours passed me byCrashwithuhk (11:27:18 PM): I was movign at hte same rate i always doSnailsoup02 (11:27:21 PM): no, i mean theory of relativityCrashwithuhk (11:27:24 PM): second bys econdCrashwithuhk (11:27:27 PM): minute by minuteSnailsoup02 (11:27:45 PM): moving so fast you are slowing your passage through timeCrashwithuhk (11:27:54 PM): thats an oxymoron to meCrashwithuhk (11:27:58 PM): i dont see any logic int hatCrashwithuhk (11:28:14 PM): if you move slower you more slower...Snailsoup02 (11:28:29 PM): moving so fast through space that you slow your passage through time, 2 different dimenstionsCrashwithuhk (11:28:30 PM): if you move slower... everything else int he universe may move faster then youSnailsoup02 (11:28:47 PM): i dont have time do draw this out i have to sign off, but listenCrashwithuhk (11:29:26 PM): ?Snailsoup02 (11:30:27 PM): if you slow your passage through time, its like a race or a highway, (assuming the future is behind you, waiting to use the space you are using in your time) then the present passes you by and you speed up in the future, now your prSnailsoup02 (11:30:36 PM): now your presentCrashwithuhk (11:30:53 PM): i seeSnailsoup02 (11:31:00 PM): thank youCrashwithuhk (11:31:11 PM): but passage..Crashwithuhk (11:31:11 PM): i meanCrashwithuhk (11:31:29 PM): what if you had the technology to create a feild where everything in it moves slower.Crashwithuhk (11:31:34 PM): Who said a time machien had to moveCrashwithuhk (11:31:40 PM): like the way the machien int he movie worksSnailsoup02 (11:31:51 PM): the theory of relativityCrashwithuhk (11:31:52 PM): Maybe a day to everyone is 1/00th of a second to himCrashwithuhk (11:31:57 PM): I knowCrashwithuhk (11:32:42 PM): i just dont see how he needed to add the space into it. Maybe if i add the machien tot the bottom of my chair i can practice that theory in my own roomCrashwithuhk (11:33:01 PM): The idea of a force feild or a area of space moving much much slower then everythign elseSnailsoup02 (11:33:29 PM): i had a popsci article on this, maybe you can find it on the site, i have to go, we will continue another time (hahahahhahaha...time...get it)