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Ux reclined slightly in the mud puddle as he gave a somewhat mischievous grin. "See! You're already looking much better! A very nice little Wooper, a proper little buddy." Such a good.

Okay, alrighty, now the Maximum Kec was starting to be a little less enthused. However, even this was not as severe as it looked. You're messing with the Regional Grand Champion of Prehensile Tongue Ability 2016 here! Almost effortlessly, it seemed like it was just swatting the balls away. Whap. Whap. Whap.

This girl really knows how to use that tongue!

However, soon hubris took over. As she stepped forward, presumably to get close enough to whip Gale's ass more effectively, it misstepped over one of the swatted balls. This threw its rhythm out of whack, and its tongue whiffed one of the balls, which hit its stomach, knocking the air out of it with an oof before it got sucked back into the ball.

Being attacked was one thing; that was a common occurrence in Carnivine mating rituals, you see. Being pelted with rocks upon rocks was another. But, as per the rituals, he let each and every stone smack into his body.

He was battered hard, knocked to the ground, had bruises all over his plant body. But when all was said and done, he was still smiling.

"So you return my feelings~" the plant said. "Shall I entwine us in vines?"

He blew her a kiss. And from the hand he used to blow, vines shot their way out towards her.

Wooper shot out another Water Gun at the boy's face.

But once it did though, it fell onto its back. The water spilled from its mouth and over its body, gently soaking it as it drifted off to sleep.

H-he did it? He did it! He caught a Pokemon! For real this time! Gale scooped up the Poke Ball. He held it to his chest, excited in his success.

Fuck yeah! Ux jumped for joy, throwing his hands into the air as he beamed brightly for any nosy peeps to see. There were cameras, right? "Yes! I caught the Wooper! I caught the Wooper! I caught...that...pokemon..."

"...huh. Wow. Golly, uh...now that's an uncomfortable concept." Instantly, the happiness changed to awkwardness. One hand went to his side, and the other scratched the side of his head. "Yeah. Uh...hmm."

Yay! After Ux scooped the ball up, eyeing it awkwardly, he stashed the ball and ambled into the more swampy-marshy-parts of the swamp. Maybe the mud puddle wasn't the best idea.