Terry Richardson

The Terry Richardson photography train keeps right on rolling along, with lingerie and swimsuit models like wicked hottie Charlotte McKinney dying to get their clothes off for Uncle Terry’s camera. Go figure. The world is a funny place. But there’s nothing funny about Charlotte McKinney and her outrageously hot body in skimpy bits of barely covering lingerie in black and white and sextastic all over.

I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to take a bad shot of Charlotte McKinney mostly nekkid. I sure would like to try. When my photos come out poorly, I can tell Charlotte it’s not her, it’s me. Then we’ll both have a chuckle and make sweaty passionate love for the next seventeen hours. I’m big into momentum shifts like that. Damn, Charlotte, you are fine. Enjoy.

Of all the modern social issues that truly divide men, lady bush has to be one of the most prominent. It’s far more bitter and divisive than religion or politics. Those who favor lower coifs on a fine lady and those who do not have been in brutal conflict since the invention of the razor, let alone the wax and laser and all the other advanced depilatory sciences.

Case in point, Jessie Andrews, a woman not shy by profession about bringing the beaver out to play. Shot in see through bra and panties by Terry Richardson, who would call this modest, Jessie exhibits a quite striking furry friend that will certainly create some brother vs. brother type civil unrest between muff enthusiasts and shorn bare advocates. Naturally, the pragmatists like myself among us will only note that Jessie Andrews is wicked hot, knows things we badly want her to teach us, and she could keep an endangered rhino in her shorts and we’d thank the stars for ever getting the chance to be the ones to see for ourselves. Enjoy.

The models are still flocking to Terry Richardson for his special kind of magical photoshoots. While controversy surrounds the bespectacled shooter, there’s no stopping super hotties like Ashley Sky from hitting his studio and finding creatives ways to expose her epic funbags. And epic they are, even from just a drooling leer at her underboobs I’m more than hooked on seeing the rest.

Ashley Sky is one of those sextastic Brazilian models who has generally flown under the radar. Well, at least people with pretty damn weak radars. I can’t imagine she’d have ever escaped the high power scanner that is the Egotastic! rooftop belt of Orion scanners reviewing the entire planet’s surface for evidence of all things sextastic. Like Ashley Sky and those underboobs. Out of this world. Enjoy.

Editor’s Note: Let’s get this out of the way. Many of you have written about posting Terry Richardson content on this site. Outside of being a creepy, kinky, fetish, drug-plagued monkey with raging hormones, which I think is a given, Terry’s not ever been legally charged in any allegations. Maybe he will be someday, and my opinion of him will more from awkward and creepy alternative lifestyle photographer to predator who needs to be locked up forever. But, for now, the girls he shoots featured on this site all support him and say he’s a helluva guy. He wouldn’t be the first man to have both real female supporters and also a small number of real female victims. But that completely remains to be seen. In businesses such as photographing young models, there are bad things that go on, and accusations of bad things that are entirely false. I’m always cautious about trying cases in the media.

Now, about that Selena Gomez girl I lust so much. If we’re talking about bad decisions, we could mention her fourth reconciliation with The Devil’s Midget. But I’d rather just talk about how girly hot Selena looks in this Terry Richardson photoshoot.

It’s simple and alluring and somewhat innocent, with a twist of naughty, exactly how I suspect to discover Selena is in real life when we vacation for a week in a Moroccan desert tent circa 2016. Hopefully, that twist of naughty is a relatively big twist. Selena, I am with you through all your horrible decisions. If it were not for your poor judgement, that Moroccan trip would be a completely empty hope. Enjoy.

I’m not sure Ebonee is her given Christian name, but the model who goes by Ebonee Davis, hailing from Seattle, can call herself Bob for all I care with how wicked hot and alluring she is on camera, most especially without her clothes on this Terry Richardson photoshoot. I’m pretty sure this shoot was from before earlier this year when the mini-scandal broke around Terry Richardson and potentially some of his shooting studio private overreaches. Not that has stopped his continuing work, that career lucky bastard.

At times we get letters asking why we don’t have more gorgeous women of color featured on these pages. Trust me when I say that I am completely infatuated and belusted by women from all around the globe, from all backgrounds, creeds, colors, and funbag sizes. But we bring you the best of what is out there, I can’t really control what is out there to be had. I wish photographers and magazines and Hollywood in general would seek to increase the rainbow visual flavor of hotties as opposed to just traditional looks. I beg them to do so. Until such time, we will continue to do our best to bring it to you all, not for any socially progressive reasons, but just in the greater name of the sextastic, which is hardly dominated by any one look or land. Enjoy.

Whatever the rumors and accusations of late swirling around Terry Richardson, it hasn’t stopped celebrity hotties from heading back to his studio for some sextastic photoshoots of the simple, but memorable kind.

Take for instance Mariah Carey, and, oh, how I’d like to take her and her big motherly mammaries of delight. Mariah got into some revealing ingerie for a swell reveal of her award winning boobtasitc. She seems rather comfortable in these photos. I guess when you’re a veteran hottie like Mariah with the teats of Olympus it’s easier to feel confident in any situation. I once again applaud Mariah’s bravery, with a standing ovation and a golf clap for her curves. Just still a total yowzer. Enjoy.

I’ve seen Rita Ora in person. She’s an incredibly attractive young lady. I’m saying that in a polite manner such that if I ever get the chance to meet her again, we can talk about what a gentleman I am before I ask her out on a date involving nekkid mud wrestling, not watching, engaging.

Rita got herself before the lucky bastard Terry Richardson’s camera for one of his classic in-studio shoots featuring the blonde styled Britty diva in a see-through bra showing off her precious nipple treats beneath. She really is quite the alluring song bird. Those yum muffins need a little taste testing. Wait, did I write that out loud? Rita, you’re messing with my mind. Enjoy.