You know how when you were a kid, some days you’d show up to school and your teacher would surprise you with a film? And your teacher kind of smelled like your divorced uncle? Well, I’m not hung over, but I don’t feel like working, so here’s Florida’s Major Wright crushing the Sooners’ Manuel Johnson last night. I know I’ve had some animosity towards Oklahoma in the past, but this isn’t meant to be pro-Florida or anti-Oklahoma. Think of it as pro-someone getting their teeth knocked in. That’s a cause we can all believe in.

Hey Magic gave me another excuse to be gain weight. “I’m not fat, I have AIDS!”

(Manny Johnson got right up and walked way, which is pretty badass too.)

01.09.09 at 4:55 pm

Bacon rules!

Nothing like a good helmet-to-helmet hit, before the ball got there followed by 6 douchebag scrubs taunting him while he’s on the ground. Of course, maybe the gators could stop sucking each other’s dicks long enough to notice that he just got up and walked away…some hit!

01.11.09 at 4:38 am

JohnnyCanuck

It would have deserved more respect if it wasn’t clearly a penalty. 3 football helmets outa 4.