I’m not sure how runny your kid’s nose gets, but this thing looks like it could suck up maybe three liters of phlegm per second. I can’t be the first person who has seen this and worried that it might vacuum out some of your kid’s brains.

Speaking of kids, do you know any who would look as happy as this girl to have a giant sucking device placed in their nasal cavity? I’m glad she has such a great outlook on life, but my son would probably be screaming his head off the moment the mailman placed the snot vacuum on our porch.

It’s worth it to check out the Web site, which includes a creepy-looking elephant mascot. Thanks to The Poop reader Chris for alerting us to this fascinating product.