Thursday, July 26, 2012

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Mr. B, you would be the envy of every James Bond that has ever seduced a woman on the Big Screen (all of them, neh). Martini? No? OH! Carrotini it is, handsome. Shaken, not stirred. Beware of that Busty Beauty Bella Bunny. Her kiss is poison and her nose bump is deadly.

Mr. Brewster wishes us to HURRY UP and get our chauffeur uniforms on. He has a hot date with Miss Bella, that buxom, bodacious beauty and we're making him wait. He reminds us that we must humbly avert our eyes when we open the limo door for Miss Bella as befits hoomins of our station.

It is a little known secret that Fred Astaire wanted to be a bunny, preferably a black and white dutchie, hence his predilection for tuxedo wearing.

In fact, one of his most famous routines (see video below) is now viewed by historians and biographers as a thinly disguised, albeit joyous expression, of bunnyhood, as he refers to "brushing off his tail," "dancing in his tail," and grooming his nails.

He is so beautiful. I don't think I've ever seen a bunny with white eyeliner and white inside his ears. He is much too dapper for any of us to get in his way. Let's think of some kind of pretend drill and all scramble.