11. You attempt to get him to sit in the passenger seat of the car, but he’s all over the place, clawing at the window, jumping on your lap and scavengering the floor for crumbs.

12. You stop off at the pet store and realize there’s a lot more you need to get: a dog bed, a brush, treats, medication, a harness, special shampoo… The list is endless, but you shell out the cash anyways.