Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Above The Law

Did anyone really think Lindsay Lohan would even try to make it to her “show-up-or-else” hearing in Los Angeles? She didn’t even show up to her uncle’s funeral!

While the court awaits her arrival tomorrow May 20, she’s still partying in Cannes, claiming that she lost her passport.

Her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley told E! News, “She is doing everything in her power to get a temporary passport and get home.”

Is Lindsay confused about where one gets a new passport? It’s at the embassy or the consulate, not at the club! She was pictured with some friends in Cannes (not looking for her passport) on Monday. And if she doesn’t hurry up, I don’t know that the judge will be so kind. She might be spending time in a very different kind of “club”...one with metal bars!

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I think dumb slut Lilo is taking advice from retard Parasite on how to lie and blame others, ignore the judge’s ruling, obey the law, and not go to jail.. and we know how well that worked out. She should have consulted Richie.