Her face looks terrible, her hair looks unwashed and uncombed, and her clothes look like something you would get from a discount bin. You would think that a rich Saudi John would want something other than someone who looks like a corner street walker, but I whatever floats your boat.

who wrote this? Its garbage. Perez, you write shes days away from entering rehab. Now that would be a story. We dont even know if shes found a rehab that will take her, or if she'll take Stevie Nicks advice to seek a hospital for appropriate treatment. She could be going to jail. And the shitty zingers. I hope this wasnt you perez. This story is truly a piece of shit. …Oh, would someone tell me, are tittays the same thing as titties?

Re: lalalala – i just dont get it. Is there really still any arguement that Lindsay Lohan is sober? What could that possibley mean, anyway? Like a week of not drinking is all it takes to turn her around? Re-Ephiff her enlightment of yore? I mean, you mention she was seen as a hot mess LATER , you say? Who goes to a play 45 mins late, in beach-picnic outfit, goes back stage for photo -ops and raves and tweets about a play - as a "must see"….when you didnt even have the courtesy to show up before the second act..??? Lindsay most likely tried to get a job out it.."ive always wanted to do theater…hey alex, talk to tina for me about that mean girl thing….kay? I already know my lines…" –OMG, she was a boilin' hot mess from the break of dawn, sugar.