I know 2 Hooters chicks very well. Both of them have something in common. They talk a LOT...whether it be via text or via AIM/MSN Messenger (I don't know what is used anymore...since being with my wife, I haven't logged on to any messenger accounts) or in person. You guys think I'm bad...I'd like to see ya try having a text or messenger conversation with one of these girls OR speak to them in person (I'm not Mr. Talky McTalkerpants in person, really). I mean, the thing these girls have going for them that I don't, is they are Hooters chicks and I'm not...but still, it's insane.

With that said, if the consistency I noticed with my 2 Hooters friends is generally consistent with most Hooters chicks, RG3 must be a good, patient listener.

I dunno that he has to be that great a listener. Even hooters girls know not to talk when their mouths are full.

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Why the **** do pro athletes get married? My god. If I had pussy getting thrown at me like that, no way I would have gotten married. It would have been "Baby, I love you, but there's no chance in hell I can do this right now."

****ing idiots. Just bang as much strange as you can for ten years and settle down at 33. Jeez, I did that and I'm not even a millionaire superstar who travels eight months out of the year.

Shit, I just chastised my nephew for getting married at 21, and he doesn't have hundreds of unbelievably hot women lined up to lick his balls. He's just a guy.