Monday, June 16, 2008

Your Mama Hears...

...That Puff Daddy–or Pee Diddy Or Piddle Paddle or whatever damn moniker the fashion and music mogul's press people say he is supposed to be called nowawdays–is going Hollywood...West Hollywood, to be exact. No babies, Mister Diddy's not goin' gay, he's rumored to be forking over around $30,000 per month to lease a 4 bedroom house in the hills above West Hollywood.

Our source for this information, a ladee we'll call Fancy Nancy, swore Your Mama to secrecy and promised to cut off our fingers and private parts if we revealed much more information than that. And you know what children? Not only do we like our fingers and private parts, but if Your Mama has learned just one little thing since starting our little celebrity real estate endeavor, it's not to piss off the tipsters or the information dries up as quickly as Lindsay Lohan's career has ground to a screeching halt.

One last thing we can reveal about Mister Diddy's new digs is that it has two swimming pools. Two! One for Mister Diddy and all the scantily clad Hollywood hussies dim (and drunk) enough to believe that screwing the Pufferfish will help their careers, and another one for, well, everyone else.

I quite like it. Love the white with the dark wood. The one "velvet" chaise is horrid but it's only furniture. The outside is nice. I like how it can be lit at night. Would I pay 5.495 for it? Doubtful...

I think this could be our village idiot: AVERAGE JOE. According to other blogs that also hate him, doesn't what they say sound a little familiar? Guessed to be a sociopath and bi-polor, can't focus, unrealistic, easily exciteable, strives to piss people off, misinformed. This kid frequents the same sky falling blogs that our little idiot Joe/Ed/etc. quotes from.

8:52, I once looked at that site and the scary thing is there were posts from 4-5 people that could have been AJ/EFW. The Darwin Award people could save a lot of time by just going to that blog and handing out awards to everyone. Never seen such a lack of common sense in one place.

First of all anyone who thinks P Piddly is straight needs to think twice. Just because you are seen with ladies and have a couple of kids............. Anyone see that video of a drunk Sharon Stone reading him the riot act at some charity auction in Cannes? He said he didn't have 300 thousand Euros to bid on something and she said what did you do spend it all on crack? Trust me he's as liquid as Mr Average.

wow, why so much anger on this site, ? have not posted in awhile, but come on, lets get happy people.this house is cool, he is cool, he is out in los angeles to get into films.. he has come along way , achieved alot, so give him some slack.saw him at the laker game..hey we are all "works in progress" even average joe, lighten up on here people , enjoy the houses , the celebrities, you will feel better.

Yeah, he must be broke. I never see anyone wearing his Sean John clothing line. Telling Stone he doesn't have money couldn't have been about trying to get a drunk out of his face. Sounds like someone is wishing him gay as if they could get some of it.

Me thinks one of these days they'll be changin his monicker to 'Po-baby-daddy'. He spends with reckless abandon... and I get the gay vibe from him also, but that doesn't mean I'd hit it either...I'm just saying...

I saw Steven Spielberg walking in Santa Monica the other week with one of his kids - No Bodyguards /Drivers or anything - Yet this douchebag thinks he needs a team of Bodyguards - who the fuck cares about P-Diddy/Diddy/Puffy/Puff-Daddy/Sean/Sean-John/Sean Combs?

Though given the propensity of Rappers shooting one another then perhaps his Bodyguards are needed.

Steven speilberg had guards you just did not see them... he never travels with out them since the young bodybuilder (who had a twin) tried to break into his house and rape him and even had a rape kit in his car. (yup, wanted to rape steven ......ug) he got 25years. he and his brother were supposedly straight and used to escort at numbers, so i am sure the 25years was a way to shut him up and kill the good story he would have told, ever wonder why amy irving got 88 million? to shut her up?

Jul 11 1997 Bodybuilder and wannabe actor Jonathan Norman is arrested for trespassing on Steven Spielberg's estate in Malibu, California. Believing that the film director "wanted to be raped," Norman had brought along a kit containing handcuffs, duct tape, nipple clamps, chloroform, and a stun gun.

If it is the St. Ives property, here's a website for it. Nice house, I too wonder why he didn't just buy it.

I don't understand all the hate for Mr. Diddy. If you don't like his music and clothes then don't buy them. Admittedly his only discernible talent seems to be shameless self-promotion, but in my book he's got a long way to go to pass Donald Trump on that list.

I think Average Joe/Ed From Westwood has already got the "Biggest Loser On The Planet" trophy with his name(s) engraved on it. Don't try to wrestle it away from him, he bites and has rabies. Besides, it is all he has left now that Puff Daddy's people ran over his box.

I've been reading here since the beginning and kind of laugh at all the personal attacks but it's really kind of silly; don't you think? Name-calling? It doesn't get much more juvenile. But if it keeps you amused and away from taking your rifle up to the roof, have at it. I personally think it takes no balls at all to say something negative and sign it "anonymous." But that's just me. Buy a dog. Name it 'Life.' And then you'll have one. Just my opinion.

get an MBA after college, beg your parents for one, yes it will cost 300k when it is all said and done but at least you will not end up a douche unlike most of the morons on this site that I would never give the time of day to in the real world.

I got a STD in grade school, had to beg my teacher for one, yes it will make me sterile since I didn't get it treated but at least I will not end up having to pay to send kids to college. Not that I can find a woman to have kids with. They won't give me the time of day in the real world.

Im a leavin you. I gotz me a real man now. Jerome got him a job workin for Mister Diddy as a driver/gun runner. He gonna get me some flash for my grill and sumpin called a lap band for my weight. I aint see'n howz a rubba band is going to make me loose weight but he smart so I try it. Im droppin those tweezers off in your box as you be needin them if you fine a new gurl to search fo that little pickle you call your baby maker.