If you guys follow Jared Leto on Twitter to get up-to-the-minute updates on any half-naked photos he might post of himself the riveting insight into his life as a rock star, you may have already seen his new Twitter photo -- Jared Leto, mouth agape, staring intently at and pointing to a giant wafer or what may be matzah. If you have not seen this photo, TA-DA! You're very welcome.

So, to recap: Jared Leto is a great musician, looks amazing shirtless, has a sense of humor and VIP access to giant-size party foods? Why we are not currently dating is beyond my comprehension, but at least I'll always have my cat: Purr-ty Seconds To Meows. #forevercatjokes