Today Lord I'm Eighty

Today Lord I'm eighty and though I'm almost done I'd like to do the Comrades before I'm eighty one Of course I'd need a little start old ladies always do Who cares if I finish when I'm eighty two Also Lord there's this longing deep in me To bungie jump from a bridge when I'm eighty three After this Lord, there is this little chore I'd like to paint my roof again when I'm eighty four And on my birthday while I'm still alive I want to do the limbo when I'm eighty five After this Lord when I'm eighty six I want to train earnestly so I can do the splits And if at eighty seven, before the year may pass I want to do aerobics in a teenage class Another thing Lord, before it's far too late I'd like to do some hang gliding when I'm eighty eight Should you Lord still spare me, and if I'm feeling fine I want to join the paratroopers when I'm eighty nine And if Lord I make it, dear Lord I pray I'd like to dance the night away when I'm ninety and a day