Nope, Fuck this..

Dead' bay wakes up and asks
for water at funeral in Brazil
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h Kelvin San's prenounced dead in hospital, given In family
Father says he sat up in coffin, asked for water, died again
Family delived funeral in home. but later buried Kelvin
Soo it Begins...

>be high as **** with friend
>sleep over at friends
>after I sleep friend tries to troll my family
>calls family and tells that I'm dead
>he is a doctor so everyone believes him
>wake up so ******* thirsty
>have a glass of water then go to sleep
>mfw after 5 hours

Not only did you copy one of the top comments, which ******* sucked in the first place due to over-used-out-the-ass-meme syndrome, BUT YOU POSTED IT 3 GOD DAMN TIMES!
Kill yourself you **** eating faggot thumb whore!

i laugh at the stupid kiddos that say they want a zombie apocalypse, and IF it happens, though in my opinion chances are low, they would **** themselves at the sight of the first zombie and start crying like some bitches. not to mention all the gore that would be going on all around them, and let me tell you this: internet gore, tv gore and any other kind of gore is nothing near real life gore, that you see with your own eyes in front of you

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

I think most people who want a zombie apocalypse want it because they think they will be a bad ass and save the world with guns and ****, when in reality they will want to die after a day or two of no sleep and constantly moving

i say youre very optimistic assuming their life time would be counted in days. but if they wouldnt get caught, then yeah, thats my assumption too. many dont know what suffering from things like lack of food, sleep and water is

Well, nobody factors in how it would spread. who would be the unlucky to get infected. These kids want a massive infection so its like a 10/14 chance they would be infected. Also, you need to breath to muscle movement. so, zombies wouldn't even move with out breath. Also, firing a gun is loud as all holy hell. walking down the street would make you go deaf for a moment and be able to have something **** you from behind.

All that kiddos that want a zombie apocalypse want to be like the heros of the movies. No movie shows how would it be in real life, because nobody would like it. Sorry my bad english, im still learning.