Easter Jokes

What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg?
Squigly's Easter yokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Easter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Easter jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?A. He cracked up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?A. The oyster bunny!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?A. The oyster bunny.

Q. How do rabbits travel?A. By HAREplanes.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?A. He hopped he could.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?A. The tame way.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A. A runny bunny.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?A. A honey bunny!

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?A. A sock hop.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?A. It cracked up!

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?A. Hot cross bunnies.

Knock, knockWho's there?HowieHowie who?Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. Knock knockWho's there?Easter Easter who?Easter bunny.(Sing song)Knock knockWho's there?More More who?More Easter bunnies.(Sing song) Knock knockWho's there?Even moreEven more who?Even more Easter bunnies.(Sing song) Knock knockWho's there?Car Car who?Car come and run over the Easter bunnies. (Sing song)Knock, knockWho's there?Some bunnySome bunny who?Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knockWho's there?Easter Egg Easter Egg who?You crack me up!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter.""Huh?" Said the other.