Halloween is a week today, so we guess you’ll be thinking one of two things: Either, “What’s a cute Halloween couples costume for me and my sweetie?” Or, “Which fake monster vagina should I have sex with on Halloween — the zombie vagina or the vampire vagina?” No?

Well, just in case you change your mind, it turns out that Fleshlight has released four special edition Halloween-themed toys, called the Fleshlight Freaks series. You know the Fleshlight, right? The basic model is spooky enough — it looks kind of like a flashlight filled with fleshy Play-doh, and you’re meant to stick your dick in it. Anyway, if that model is a bit ho-hum for you, you can now experiment with vaginas belonging to these fictional beasts: a vampire, a cyborg, a zombie, a Frankenstein’s monster (or rather, the vagina of the bride of Frankenstein), and an alien.

Human imagination never ceases to amaze me! This is the kind of thing that makes me wonder why nobody else ever thought of that before. Creepy but interesting all at the same time. I guess that’s the point.