High-Speed Masturbation Marathon: Failure-Inducing Edition

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7 July 2017

Gear up, get naked, and let’s begin. Are you set for a marathon of the most teasing variety? What if my goal is to actually make you FAIL this time? What if I’m feeling manipulative, a bit devious, ready to tease you endlessly through your very last stroke? What if I’m going to challenge you to maintaining a high stroke speed for impossible lengths of time? What if…. well, you better just jump in and begin. We’ll see if you cross the finish line or not this time.