This Could Save Your Life:A Tip For Barflies

Here's a tip that you may need if you ever get into a heated argument with big drunk down at the local bar: If things get really bad and it finally comes to a fight and he's been eating a lot of beer nuts and stuff with his drinks, slap him hard on the back and he'll choke to death.

Most people will tell the police that you were actually trying to help the man.