Verse 1You already know what size you areMa I got whatever size you need Not smaller but bigger ma50 50 more if you need it I got it maPi times you diameter says you should be wearin moreDo you wanna deal with all the dissesYou ain't even gotta get measured got two yard sticks Got one ruler one stringAnd all I need is somethin to calculate your circumfernceCuz your kinda robustWho else g tyour size tell the truth it's usStop eatin that pizza with the extra cheesy crustAin't no room in thereDon't put on that dress cause it's yours if it tearsDon't get on the runway don't put on no flaresCause when you land at the airport they call the clearportTherefore I don't wanna hear moreBack and forth about who's smallest young Dallah

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Scuse meDag!So contentBut your so bigThat dress so smallI just can't take itLadySo content But your so big That dress so small I just can't take it

Verse 2Everybody's like he's no mathematician please don't like himHe don't measure, he rips 'em offNow she don't trust him, she don't believe himGroupies try to get discounts, he won't give 'emHe don't need 'em so he finds out there circumferceBetter them than me, she don't agree with himPi times radius, equals 3 1 4Not quite missy you gotta do some morePi time radius will give you your circumferenceMeasure around the waist to see if you fit the laceCuz you might be yo big, we might not your sizeSee, when we went to Wendie's told you not to eat those friesYou gettin kinda big you need to exerciseRunnin up on tha doctor and tellin' him all those liesYou been runnin daily, you've been eatin rightSo why you got those Little Debbies up in bed at night

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Girl let's go to the Big and TallYou know they got one at the mallNo snackin on the way you been eatin all dayBut I'm done preachin for nowCuz girl you need to take a shower you smell kinda foulBut girl I'm about to sell you this stuff, even the small clothes I'll even throw in a belt but you gots ta goNeed to jump on a treadmill and you know I'm not playinBut before I sell you these spandexWhat's your name

Chorus x1

You can contact me at sgtcheezier@aol.com, espicially if you gots anythang ta do wit entertainment, cuz I's is an actor : ) Now yall fools best not be printin my song sayin dat is yours, cause that'll make me downright angry! Please, DO share the song with your friends(asuming you have some) if the song tickled your fancy in any way. If it didn't - KEEP YO BIG MOUTH SHUT! Thanx luv ya buh bye!!

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