"All I Wanna Do"

"All I Wanna Do Is Eat A Ton"

The Lyrics

Third installment in my fat trilogy, after SUPPERTIME and ONLY A SUMO. I'm gonna stop these, right after I stop eatin' :-)

Eat it!This ain't no deliIt ain't no country diner eitherThis is buffet!

All I wanna do is eat about a ton before I dieSaid the blimp next to me at the buffetHe's a hippo or somethingHe says his name's Goodyear and I'm sureHe's full of chili and Mac's and puddingAnd he's plain monstrous to meAnd I wonder if he's had a ton of food just this morningHe's guzzling chow with a shovel on TuesdayHe prob'ly bathes in a giant car washThe smart people in the room are guarding their traysOn their lunch break, dosing and saltingAs best they can, knowing the blimpEyes their trays with hunger, and looks Back at the lone "waitre' d", a hungry stare, tooWell, they're not gonna like Goodyear and me,'CAUSE

All we want to do, is eat a tonI got a feelin' it'll be more than oneAll we want to do, is eat a tonI got a feelin' it'll be more than oneAll we want to do, is eat a tonUntil the food runs out in the buffet line down at the "CATTLE YARD"

I had to stand clear 'cuzz clearly without warningOld Goodyear hikes to squeal a long oneFrom his waddle of buttHe cuts one from afarThen we light every match in a counter attackHoping each one helps out, but the smell lingersWe're all retching and cursing him outAnd we're dodging that waddle of butt, he leaves dents in the floorAnd a woozy couple faints at the doorDangerously close to his food trayThe cook quits, and walks out with some want ads'CAUSE

All we wanna do, is eat a tonI got a feeling' it'll be more than oneAll we wanna do, is eat a tonI got a feeling, it'll be more than oneAll we wanna do, is eat a tonUntil the food runs out on the buffet line down at the "CATTLE GUARD"

The next night the buffet is oursThe trays and the forks and the soup pots tooThe nachos and the spuds and the beans and the sneeze guardsThe ton's in the chewin''Cause

All we wanna do, is eat a tonI got a feelin' it'll be more than oneAll we wanna do, is eat a tonI got a feelin' it'll be more than oneAll we wanna do, is eat a tonUntil the food runs out on the buffet line down at the "CATTLE GUARD"

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