Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now…

We’ve all experienced it…’the urge.’ Cross the legs, do the dance, pray your bladder muscles hold out until you can reach the bathroom. Maybe it’s my Venti Starbucks consumption laden with loads of the diuretic caffeine, maybe it’s the fact that i had three kids or maybe, i have to face it…I’m Getting OLD, but man have i been doing the dance lately. Outright acrobatics is more like it.

Laugh all you want but keep the elephant sized adult diapers away from me or i will pee on you.