Gmail Invite (Update: All Gone)

Working on a post that may take a while.
Meanwhile, I have two Gmail invites left.
If you want one of my invites, this is all I ask of you: Give at least five dollars to the family of Dan Eggers. Forward the receipt to me. First two to do so get the Gmail invite.
Also, please go over and read this at Silent Running. It's a great post that Wind Rider wrote while he was at my house, so I'll take partial credit for it, just because I gave him the Guinness and Wendy's that fueled his brain power.
Seriously, go read it. It's good stuff.
Update: The Gmail invites are gone. Thanks to Angie and Matt for making generous donations to the Eggers family.
If I happen to get a hold of more Gmail invites, I'll let you know.

i got little mail 5 mb and it always get full with ads and viruses.
my friend from other country send's me some stuff to my small mail and it doesn't enought.
i really want safe and big email like Gmail.
=)