patrons...sit on (non-functioning) toilets to eat a variety of Taiwanese-style dishes named after poopy things. Eater LA also reports that a lot of the food (which has gross names like "'black poop' (chocolate sundae), 'smells-like-poop' (braised pork over rice), 'constipation' (zha jiang mian)," and "'bloody number two' (vanilla-strawberry sundae)") is served in little ceramic toilet bowls.

Listen -- I'll be the first person to admit I won't hesitate to eat a snack on the toilet. But only if it's my own toilet, I'm not eating anything in a public restroom. Also, it's only a matter of time before some kid or drunk actually uses one of those toilets like sometimes happens at Home Depot. Relevant fact: my roommate and I actually nicknamed the pizza place closest to our apartment Diarrhea Pizza. It's delicious going down, but after it's all the way down and nearing the exit you just want to keel over and cry for two hours. Dammit now I want one. Learn to love the pain -- that's the secret.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the 'Our service is the Shit', 'Come Hungry, Leave Crappy,' etc. etc.

Thanks to Jody, who tried to tell me you can get sick from eating in the bathroom even though I've been doing it for years (plus resting my head against the microwave when I'm cooking something) and never had a problem.

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simoncabron

You admittedly eat on your own toilet, while shitting, but you won't eat in a restaurant with non-functioning toilets seats?

1. What a shitty idea this is2. Guarantee the one guy is gonna miss the toilet.....shit happens.3. The Porcelain Gods are a finicky bunch.....best not to shit on them.4. This idea is like that floater that doesn't go away when you flush.5. poo

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Nate

The toilet soup dish was too much for me.

Agera

oddly i had a dream some years back that i was eating at a place like this