Ok time for a thread about insanely stupid things I have done in game. So hopefully they provide everyone stuck at work like me with a few laughs. If you want to feel free to post some of your own stupid little fubars you have done.
[u] The B-List[/u]
Most of you know that I level Samurai exclu

Brill's log June 5, 2005
[u]5:45 A.M.[/u]
It's coming, I can feel it. The sea is angry this day, like an old man taking back soup at a deli. Alarm rings. Fear constricts my heart. Another 8 hour tour of duty in hell.
[u]6:05 A.M.[/u]
The shower does nothing to avail this foul mood. Not knowi

Ok guys I'm going to attempt to write a short story. I'll admit I'm not the best writer so please be gentle. This is fiction, but of course, I'm the star. Other people I know and interact with will also be in the story if you don't like it, bite me :P
I was born and raised in Bastok. I grew up in

Well I'm probably biting off more than I can chew on this one, but I figure what the hell. I am going to try to write two different stories at one time. The two biggest themed books I read are fantasy and horror. I am a massive horror movie fan, zombie flicks in particular. So I am going to attempt

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I'm sorry, Brill, it's my fault.
I haven't come here for a long time and forgot to edit my signature.
I left this link in my signature and posted a lot of things in allakazham forums without realizing my sig had a very old and outdated thread linked in it.
I'm glad, though that

All of you are right, why should I care or what you people think? Oh wait, maybe because I want to make a point that if a certain someone was being an ass over little things Cough* Darkenbuddy cough*, it‚Äôs ok for him to have him and others hassle me right?. Getting pissy over little things then ha

Might want to stay away from him/her/it. MNK 75, leeched from some people with her seals to get the items for Black Belt out of KS99s. Keeps bragging about how tough it's MNK is and how it acquired all the gear itself. Notice the conflicting statement here? Anyway.
I replaced it from my 3-man Ilr

I posted this on Ki and here
She can call SE and have her pw changed back and stuff.... If they changed the credit card info tho, it gets rough but you can get it done.
This was posted on windower forums
Okay, we all know the problem of these dam key loggers, and what they are doing. And al

I have sent numerous mails of screenshots, links, and many other retarded false accusations of rumor spreading of gill buying and selling. How is this a violation and a concern to SE? Simple, it is affecting me and other people's game play which people pay their own money to play the game. Online ga

And as you can see Darkenbuddy being over powerful rating me down does not want anyone to hear what I have to say in my defense; also, tries to bitch his problems here to the administrator, hoping to ban me so that no one would understand the very root of the problem. How ironic

http://www.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=3;mid=115553070581511160;num=11;page=1
http://www.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=3;mid=1155529757104601867;num=0;page=1
Allow me to elaberate, this nuisance, being a bored tool that he is, claims I'm "Godraiden" and starts to rate me down after posti

Ariandrio on this server is now currently owned and ran by Godraiden. Originally, I had given Godraiden the benefit of a doubt on his "I'll be good! I promise!" shmick.
Apparently, I shouldn't be so naive.
This thread is to warn fellow players of this server that "Ariandrio" is definitly a bou

Hello, I am not one to complain but threads with this kind of inapropriate stuff needs to be nuked/locked/deleted whatever you can do please.
[link=http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10;mid=1156173730199742727;page=1#115617469224232431]Here[/link]
Thank you.
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Simply because he puts his half ass in action on these forums putting his two cents where it doesn't belong.
Brill please walk out of that wheel chair and go smell the fresh air.
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Please rate down user Brill. For every rate down you put on Brill, you will personally earn 1$ for every email or Pm you send me. I am tired of this piece of sh*t poor excuse harassmental player of Caitsith going about forum to forum putting his two cents where it doesn't belong, furthermore having

Keith Olbermann - QFT
[link=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15004160/]A textbook definition of cowardice[/link]
This guy rocks and I absolutely agree with him and 100% as I did with former president Bill Clinton the other day. [:clap:]
The political tide is turning folks...I look forward to w

Die and go eat sh*t you blue colar slob.
Let's face it sh*t head, you're only liked over gil. And btw, I just got my very first Kirin osode, for shame nooblet.
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[quote=Brill]Ok where's an OoT'er? We need to see if this is going to last. Could you imagine Neph's title being "Nice Guy?" Neither can I.[/quote]
lolz hello guyz so can anyone give me tips for getting gil in ff11 ty.

Wow Brill, when you said there was a new bitch on these boards you weren't kidding. Where did you dig this assclown from?
I seriously believe there is a factory somewhere that mass-produces stupid cnuts to the degree that is beautifully displayed by the OP. Any rotten twatrag that would name

One day I was sitting in Bastok and my party flag was up. Not before long I see in my chat box &quot;JackSmack invites you too his party.&quot; I join. None of the party members are anywhere near me. Under thier name it says [WalMart].
/p erm... is this a joke? How do I get to WalMart?
&lt;Jack

SO last night I am playing FFXI with my RL friend. We do this quite often and we use a VOIP to talk to each other real time. (I hate typing) We are working on our subjobs so I'm playing my MNK. During a lull in battle I rush out of my office, down the stairs to throw a pizza in the oven. Cook time o

Well, If you don't care that it's not FFXI related...
Aside from playing video games until my thumbs bleed I do like a lot of out door sports. Fishing is one of these. (I think Fishing is a sport, it's on ESPN right?)
A few summers ago I was fishing in central Utah. I was trying my luck in a l

Story was originally written in Japanese. All credits given to the person who wrote this and Jomachine of Sylph who translated it.
http://www2.hawaii.edu/~dokihara/meetingagain-en.swf
Edit: I have replaced the old link, which was in Japanese, with the new link that was translated into Engl

This is all cut and pasted from here [link=http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~thoureau/japanese.html]http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~thoureau/japanese.html[/link]. I have been thinking about attempting to learn the language since I have been playing this game to enhance my gameplay by widening the player

[lg][Red]WARNING[/Red][/lg]: If you are reading this at work stop now. Wait until the cost is clear.
Long ago before I was married I lived in an apartment with 3 other guys. John, Bob, and Ted. (the names have been changed to protect the stupid) College students where we. Between the four of us

[lg]Please Note:[/lg] This is a guide for dedicated and patient players, please keep this warning in mind as you read this. Following these guidlines will require some self-control until you can incorporate these into your regular habits. If you care about our community and the abuses it's suffere

I must have seen her sitting by Lower Jeuno looking out to the sea for months. At first I had thought she's chatting with her friends which explained why she's always sitting there with neither party seeking beacon on nor her bazaar signboard lighted. Without fail I will wave at her, sometimes she

Hello out there! All of you have probably run into some &quot;gil-sellers&quot; before. Ever wonder what it is they are saying? Well hereís a small guide to the Chinese language.
All of the words are in Pin-yin AKA English spelling of Mandarin/Chinese words, like Romanji in the Japanese language.

This oneís for Rhomeo.
Dogs and Cats donít mix. (Thank you Mr. Obvious)
I had learned at an early age that dogs and cats didnít like each other much. I spent hours watching Tom &amp; Jerry, and I studied the relationship between Spike and Tom. Ok who am I kidding, I didnít study anything. At t

Brill's Log June 6, 2005
[u]2:03 A.M.[/u]
Sleep comes in small doses if it comes at all. I close my eyes and hear the screams of my fallen comrades in arms. There are only two of us left now. Myself and Robert. My other squadmates fell in the night. Bob was assaulted by the enemy's new weapon, t

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD
since there are a lot of jingy~haters in this forum, and i have karma~bombers that consistently seek out any post that i make and bomb them to subdefault, i have resorted to making this compendium for mnk's that are interested in reading what i have to say ... this pos

Close to one year ago, some guy named Gibbs wrote some words on a computer on a forum in a thread about a guy causing a ruckus named Darkenbuddy. Dear Darkenbuddy, I beg you to remember these words and do not be doomed to repeat your mistakes as you have been doing for the past year. [Drama] [Thanks

No removing them. I mean actual work of you edit and deleting it whore bag. http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=49
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=49;mid=1146041018146773443;num=39;page=1
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=49;mid=1144444451254551059;num=46;page=1

To devil advocates and Drama explorers
If there was anyone in this world who deserves death, it would be you and your drama loving friends. You‚Äôve not only intervened with people‚Äôs game play but people‚Äôs game play enjoyment as well especially making them feel left out ganging up on someone f

Discuss
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Advice for brill:
Bring a book, A Game portable, look at porn, take viagra, and get a dildo since you have no penis.
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Welcome to my guide for the new expansion of Final Fantasy XI, [u]Betrayal of the Gilsellers[/u]. Altana the goddess of Vana'Diel has charged you with a sacred order, the order to destroy, maim, and generally do nasty things to all gilsellers in existence! Her red headed step children, the GMs, have

I expect I'm gonna get some mad ratedownz for this... thankfully I don't care about the karma system anyway.
Now, before you go off the handle, no I'm NOT suggesting you give them gil. I'm not even suggesting you give them the time of day. And if they turn out to be uninterested in working for th

Feiwong~ Buh bye douche bag high levelers who ruin the game being high and mighty. New account 75nin, thef75, sam75. Kiss my ass, I pawn. I sold to reimburse what I paid into: FFXI-CoP-Toa + account = I sold it for a reasonable price for 100$. My acccount, my time, and decison.
To Odin flamer idi

No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?
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Okay, I already regret it, but since I did it it's too late to go back now Might as well enjoy what I can.
I started up my EQOA account again, after like 2 years...
So basically I am LOST now ingame. I won't be playing longer then a month most likely, because there is so lil people ingame now

Why was Ariando account removed without a reason? I have no violated any of your Allakhazam rules.
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I think it is commendable that hate speach is a bannable offense. Having nothing but love and respect for all races, creeds, colors and sexual orientations (otherly abled, too), I find it reassuring that the correct action can be taken in today's world. I just wish it was more widespread. Like th