Step 3: Cut out your picture of bacon and put on arm It is helpful to lightly tape it down.

Step 4: Get a paper towel or wash cloth. Get it nice and damp, apply it to your picture. You’ll want to press down and make sure to get the paper wet.

It’ll leave a slight pattern on your arm.

Step 5: Take your liquid eyeliner and trace your picture of bacon.

Step 6: Once you’re happy with how the bacon looks, apply the liquid band-aid.

It’ll look nice and shiny, but smell horrible.

Step 7: And this is the most important step…wait patiently until you father comes over. Hide your arm until the opportune time.

Step 8: Show your father your arm and wait for a reaction!

The End!

My dad’s reaction was pretty good. I showed him my arm even before he stepped foot inside my apartment. Again, nice, I know. He just kind of stood there and didn’t move. My mom thought it was hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I gave my dad a mini heart attack…