Why are these things always labeled as "luckiest man alive"? How the HELL is that lucky? I mean when someone gets in a car crash, loses all their limbs, becomes horribley scarred but walks away (well, ROLLS away) everyone tells them how lucky they are to be alive. No one ever says "wow man...you got farkED UP!". If something like that happened to me and someone said I was lucky I'd Jumpkick them with my nubs! I'd be like "HEY! Look at me! I'm a farking GIMP! If I was lucky I would have DIED then and not be stuck here with the mobility of a potato and searing pain whenever I urinate into the TUBE that has been CRAMMED up my penis, which BY THE WAY isn't going to see much other use for a while! So TELL me HOW am I lucky?" granted this guy's case was a little different because he like, recovered and stuff...but still

No see you all missed it completely. He was so confident in his race he had to throw the bike to the side so he could kiss the front tire. His crotch was getting a bit ruffed up from the race and this was the perfect time to take some time off his bike. It's all so simple! He knew this, and planned it with the camera man. That's why he had a sponser tatooed to his ass.