Author of Horror / Speculative Fiction

This is a Cretin.

Want one? Here’s how you can get one. As these are handmade by none other than my wonderful wife, they will be extremely limited. The only way you can get one is if the Kickstarter project for ALT 2.0 exceeds its goal and hits $2.5k in pledges, and if you’ve also pledged at least $15 to the project.

There are exactly three weeks left until deadline, and we’re $340 shy of hitting the goal. Let’s push this thing well past the finish line.