Winston Churchill sends 70th Anniversary message from the grave:

"Never before in the field of human conflict have so many given so much for such a bunch of utterly ungrateful wasters...!" "To be frank and utterly honest if I had known what a miserable, useless, self gratuitous, glass backed bunch of fools you were destined to be, I would have lit another fat stogie, poured a decent malt and thrown in the towel..!" said the message from Sir Winston Churchill, transmitted using the latest quantum physics technology developed at CERN!

He finished by stating "I stopped turning in my grave years ago, and decided to just lay face down in the hope that you would all just go away..!" "Oh and if and when that bloody dog dies from the insurance advert, he will be getting my boot up his backside..!"

Many observers of then and now, including those veterans of World War II who live in fear of some yob p*ssing through their letter box or some crony at Westminster cutting their fuel allowance, tend to agree. Former Scots Guard, Captain Andrew Fraser who spent 4 years on the frontlines said "I wouldn't p*ss on them if they were doused in petrol and set on fire!" Maybe he and Winston Churchill have a point?!