William, young lad, I tip my hat to you. Word on the tracks last night was that you launched an offensive in the forum. But last night I didn't bother to look. I said to myself: "Ugh, that Will. Sore loser. Whine, whine, whine. I'll read it tomorrow at work and give him the final verbal deathblow." Without even knowing what you posted, I already had some things in mind to throw at you, including a daring illustration to teach you a lesson in humility.

But none of that will reach the forum today, as it cannot outclass your comic.

I had to contain myself a little, as I am at work right now, but I couldn't help laughing several times reading it. Paranoid schizophrenic man-prostitute? And to put me in the same bed as my sworn enemy Truckerteller, the man who almost ended my railroad combat career? You've got balls, Will... whereas I only got one now, according to you. But I guess you make up for that by giving me my hair back. I thank you.

I might be a tough, mean son of a nun, but I'm not too proud to admit when I'm outclassed. On the tracks your little white donkey still belongs to me. Here in the forum... well, you got me now. Grats. Guess I have to find another victim again to bully around on the forum, someone with less sense of humor and artistic qualities (my safest bet would probably be a Canadian).

The reason I'm posting here and not under your comic thread, is because I see you've already reserved space for other episodes. I'll let that thread be your pride and glory and refrain from defiling it. I'm looking forward to what other evil creative plans you have inside your British head.

With respect, and therefore I will not sign this post with my signature for once,

Nah, you're too good for the Canadians... I throw you a curveball to see what's inside your twisted schizophrenic mind... You can use microsoft paint I assume...

I've done all the hard work and made a story board... you can fill in the words...

Font to be used - Segoe Print, bold, size 8... I even put some scenes with me in...

have fun... story must continue on from the other one! I'll make it difficult for you to not seem gay with trucker though

Rules...
1. You/sven cant date Amandiiine. I have plans for her
2. Youre still friends with trucker...
3. You still want to get back at me obviously(but wont do so in this episode)
4. Scientists have not yet invented a way for your missing ball to magically grow back...
5. You have a disturbing dream about me...

enjoy
good luck at explaining why youre in a pile of leaves, and licking truckers fingers... hehe

Ok, Will, now you're just pushing it. I already humbled myself and gave you props. What more do you want?

Oh, I see what you want... You want me to cooperate in destroying my reputation further; a reputation I carefully build up over the years to become one of the most loved and respected players in this community.

You are kidding me, right?

One glance over your comic and it's pretty clear to me I have no chance whatsoever to defend myself or strike back at you. Like I'm not going to lose my other testicle and end up as Truckerteller's female doggy in the end. What you're doing now is handing me a shovel to dig my own grave. Though I am pretty and gritty and live in an awesome city, I will not appear in front of the DoW committee for having taken part in something so [bip] and I certainly don't have a bitty... um, um... titty? And, um... if you keep pushing... I will... I will block you at Salt Lake City! In any case... NO.

Well, ain't that a pity.

William, young chap, you're getting a little too smart for your own good now, asking me to cooperate in this. You were doing so well. Why don't you continue this saga and entertain us all? You started it. Finish it. I will just stick at what I'm good at: drawing horrible pictures in Windows Paint and winning every D.I.S.cussion by telling people my John is bigger than theirs.