Five things for Thursday, July 24

1. You need fake urine? There's a local warehouse full of it and other drug materials. U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration agents said that Honey 2000 in Orlando is the largest warehouse of its kind in Central Florida, home to thousands of items legally considered "drug paraphernalia."

2. No complaining allowed. According to reports, a family was asked to get off a Southwest Airlines flight after the dad tweeted a complaint about the airlines. The family was allowed on the flight after deleting the offending tweet: "Something to the effect of, 'Wow, rudest agent in Denver. Kimberly S, gate C39, not happy @SWA'," he told CBS.

3. Check out Todd Caviness as UCF's Knightro! Donning the golden knight uniform and being the school's mascot takes a little more than just rah-rah. Todd gets a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to be Knightro (lots of push-ups) in his preview of this weekend's Mascot Games at UCF.

4. One of Wednesday's top stories was a Gone Viral item about a husband who compiled a spreadsheet tracking his and his wife's sex life. Or rather from his point-of-view, the number of times his wife said "No, thanks" to his sexual advances. She got the internet laughing by sharing the spreadsheet with Reddit and the whole internet.

5. And coming today in Central Florida: a judge is expected to decide whether to force lawmakers to re-draw Central Florida's unconstitutional congressional districts ahead of the fall elections; the funeral will be held for victims of the baseball-bat attack in Lake County; and there is a preview this afternoon for the new Four Seasons hotel scheduled to open its first Central Florida hotel next week.