I know better than to post crap like this but I just can't help myself today......so.......forgive me while I walk on the dark side for a few moments.

ABBA = DANCING QUEEN = STREEM =?

How come all I can think of right now is that show called......wait it will come........Queer Eye For.......you know the rest!

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Here’s one more package. .
Chia driver kit. "Are you tired of those ugly black or silver drivers?" "Yes?" "Boy do we have something special for you!" “Chia now offers cone kits, just open the packet and sprinkle the special mixture on the driver and add water" "In two weeks you will have lush green vegetation that will truly express your Streem speakers." “Without a doubt, you will be the envy of your trailer park!” Ch Ch Ch CHIA!