Wow, now that’s a dodgy and gramatically incorrect title if there ever was one. So sorry I’m so late in posting the finalists for the #SEScrapmas competition . Turns out Wednesday (which was the deadline) was actually yesterday, days kind of blur when you are on maternity leave. The other day I walked out in my slippers, have also found my house keyes in strange places, you get the drift – I’m “two sandwiches short of a picnic” at the moment.

Anywho, thanks to everyone that entered the competition and hellped us spread the word, we had some cracking coverage and entries. We had so much fun hearing some of the stories and seeing the pictures of your “crap” Christmas gifts. Now YOU choose who will WIN the SES London conference ticket. And as us SEO’s have a tendency to spam the fuck out of online polls (come on we’ve all done it) SEO-Chicks have decided that votes will be cast via the comments instead. So without further ados here are the top 3 entires:

Entry 1. Andy Blackburn@andyblackburn who got a Lego of “Sears Tower” in Chicago, niiiiice, oh dear, we recon that is a pretty rubbish Christmas gift.

Entry 3. David Reynolds @Reynolds_UK who got a signed photograph of Matt Cutts, lol brilliant! At least the person that gave you this David had a sense of humour, I’m kind of secretly wishing it was from your girlfriend, that would be so funny. Oh Matt , if you read this. no offence, the SEO chicks would of course love a signed photo of you, any day

In addition, we would like to give an honorable mention to Claire Carlile @clairecarlile and her “nipple tassles” (yes seriously), which just raises several questions I don’t dare thinking about But as we know Claire already has a ticket to SES London we figured someone else would get the chance to attend. But thank you Claire for entertaining us and making us giggle, you’re too funny!

All votes will be counted and winner announced by Tuesday 18th January (figured I would extend the voting a few days as I’m a bit slow publishing the finalists). Let the voting begin!

Woah! I think the pegs have my vote, good for nothing except hanging out little mice clothes on the line. How about I throw in the nipple tassels for the lucky winner. That way they’ll have a place to go, AND something special to wear. Double win!

Has to be the nipple tassles as most useless gift. Let me guess, were they bought by a man? However, as the lady already has a ticket then by default my vote goes to the clothes pegs. Who can use clothes pegs these days, nothing will dry in the rain and snow and even on a sunny winter’s day my washing froze solid before it could dry, great fun breaking the smalls off the washing line, waiting for it to thaw out and then putting it in the tumble dryer anyway.

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