6 Dates Not To Go On In 2012

We know that you’e read all the lists that say “don’t go to Bangladesh with some guy you met in a bar if he calls you on Friday for that date on Saturday.” We say, what the hell, do that. Make crazy/bad decisions. Be spontaneous. But do not go on any of these dates. Really. If someone asks you on one, reply “I accept your offer to dinner and a movie of my choosing.”