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Fun

December 03, 2009

Its not that I posted the article prior to this without some idea that it might offend people. As I'm sure all of us know, people are offended by bodily functions. This is why we are taught to supress farts and burps in public, and to do our eliminatings of waste in a private manner. Indeed, I knew some people would say "how awful that woman is," or as some moe-moes who think I didn't know they were talking about me on a message board might say "The redhead who does not like to be named really was taking too much space up discussing the use of a naughty item in spellwork."

However, color me surprised to get this cherry of an email. The author (who will not be named, just like the redhead writing this article for ya,) is in italics, and my replies are in the regular type.

Dear disgusting bitch,

Oh, please, call me Cat. :)

You know I've put up with alot [sic] of having to deal with your gross talk of body fluids because you have some good informasion [sic] on your site.

Yes, I imagine the discussion of things like penises and vaginas and genital secretions is difficult on most people, thus why porn is so unpopular...still, thank you for soldiering on, just to do ME the favor of reading my site.

Today I was so grossed out by what you had to say. You talked about things which obviously exite [sic] you alot. [sic] I bet you are a fecal freak because only someone who is exited by feces as much as you are would write something like that.

I can't say that those things are exiting me more than once a day or so, so I'm not sure if that defines that feces exits me a lot...according to my doctor, I should have it exit me about once a day on average. Still, thinking back on times when I did have it exit me a lot (a particular memory post-consumption of habenero jack cheese reminds me of a very bad 15 minutes of my life,) I was actually less encouraged to write anything at that moment than perhaps in any time of my life. I'm afraid I'll have to disagree with you on that point.

Maybe there is some historical backround [sic] to this sort of thing, but no one wants to hear it or know! I am never going to read your blog agian! [sic] You made me throw up!

Yeah...that warning in the title didn't give you enough information to make the decision not to read the article, huh? And um, actually obviously SOMEONE wanted to read about it, because as I detailed in the first paragraph, it was a request made by a reader to write that article ...a challenge to be more accurate.

However, since your NEVER GONNA READ MY BLOG AGAIN, I guess you will never know that I answered your complaint, and that I let you know just how deeply I'm concerned by you taking offense at me discussing a topic you feel is distateful. Goodness forbid I offend your delicate sensibilities.

July 14, 2009

As many of you may have guessed, that I work from home is a great thing in the sense that I am probably, on any given day, sitting here in PJ's with no make up on, looking like I just rolled out of bed, and really...let's say comfortable to the degree that I would only let family see me this way. ;) I was raised to believe when you let people outside your family and closest friends see you, that you are dressed and look your best.

So, today, wearing a giant black t-shirt in man's XL (I wear a ladies small usually) which is inscribed with "Captain up your Halloween, Halloween 2007, Captain Morgan's Rum," (free at the bar 2 years ago,) and a pair of PJ pants which have seen at least 3 years of service (so are not in the best condition,) and wearing NO MAKE UP with 2 GIGANTIC CHIN ZITS on my face (let's not even discuss what my hair was doing,) I hear a knock at the door. Seeing as I was making most homeless people look like fashion plates with my get up and lack of grooming, I know its the FedEx guy and figure (since its a stock order for work I've been expecting,) that I will let this guy just drop the package off at the door and remain in the house where he can't behold my hideous visage. He sure seems to be taking a long time, I notice, but I remain still and hidden. God forbid ANYONE see me like this - I look like the little girl from the Exorcist minus the pea-soup puke. Finally he leaves and I go over to my entry way where the package companies leave their packages. All I see is a sticker with a "Signature required" notice, and a number for the guy.

Realizing this guy is probably 100 feet from the entrance to my property delivering his other packages, I call. I tell him "Listen, I was actually in the house when you came by, and I was ashamed of how bad I look. I hid from you because I didn't want you to see what I look like. I have no make up on, and I'm...well, a mess."

The guy starts laughing, and tells me he'll be right back with the package. I hurry to get something to help my appearance (a little coverup on the zits is what I managed,) and the guy is already there.

So, if you guys never think I make an ass out of myself (well, I know you all do know that I make an ass out of myself,) I had to answer my door with the worst hair I've had in as long as I can remember in PJ pants that are falling apart wearing no make up, after admitting to a package carrier that I hid from him because I'm too lazy to get dressed and put my make up on since I don't have to leave the house. Yes, he laughed at me and told me I look fine, and he'd seen much worse and not to be embarrassed (MUCH WORSE! CRAP! That means that I did look awful, but also that monsters must live on my road.) He also told me I am as bad as his girlfriend. Apparently he was absent that day in class when he learned that most womenfolk (and I hope people in general,) despise being seen at their worst.

I can't believe I got busted for hiding from the FedEx guy.

Well, at least the stock order is in. ;) I hope this was a LOL moment for others.

May 18, 2009

In an amusing turn of events, I manifested complaining people by complaining about people complaining, as well as manifesting negativity about manifestation coming out like a bad stink from a bog by bringing it up in this post. See, I told you the Universe rewards complainers with more to complain about! Your old friend, Cat is now the living proof of that. I had actually posted that post as sort of a "you're all letting yourselves devolve into negative behaviors without noticing," sort of thing...but I see I just manifested more of what was really driving me bats today. ;) Sooooo, hehe, there you go. I have now proven my own theory by driving more of what I was complaining of to my very own self by complaining of it.

While this is truly unpleasant (again, that was sort of meant as a nudge in the opposite direction, but whatever,) its nice to see I have a nice example for all of you here. :D