"Susan Boyle surprises home invader." Said home invader, "When I saw it comin' after me in the dark, I was terrified, you know - I mean, just look at it - and then it opened its jaws, and - it, it, it *sang* at me, with the voice of angels. I was gobsmacked, I tell you - completely surprised. And then it hit me on the side of the head with a frying pan and that's the last thing I remember."

"Courtney Love's five-part make-up tutorial." Be forewarned: parts 2, 3 and 4 are mostly just her ranting about her parents, Frances Bean, and the videographer while she applies and then removes copious amounts of lipstick.

"Tyra Banks launches plus-size teen model search" -- Not to be rude, but does a plus-size woman really want Tyra in change? Whatever happened to Emme?

"Kirstie Alley takes to Twitter to knock down Joy Behar" -- I don't even care what Kirstie said, but anyone who knocks down that brash loudmouth Joy (if ever there were an inappropriate name for a person) is OK by me.

"Paula Abdul offered $1 million 'Dancing with the Stars' deal" -- Seems like a paltry sum to me considering how inexplicably popular that show is.

That Angelina mother video made me want to yack...actually I guess it's the posting of such a video on youtube that I find repulsive. It does sort of make me think she collects kids as the result of some sort of twisted oedipal complex.

Kiefer Sutherland asks, "Where's the beef?"
Ms. Jolie posts tribute in grief.
Dennis wants to off his wife.
Ashley writes about her life.
Paula Abdul, dancing for money?
Oh, those Kirstie tweets are funny!

Ah, Jessie. Always Ms. Practicality. Your line of shoes will work great in an earthquake zone. Maybe if Lilo gives the actual leggings and Jwoww donates her ragshirts, they will be ready to audition for FAME.

Is Kirstie still on Jenny Craig? Must be cause I'm guessing she was hypoglycemic when she sent those incoherent rants via Twitter.

Funny you should ask, as she was just intereviewed on NPR this past weekend. Also (although she didn't mention it on the radio), she was out of the public spotlight for a while battling cancer, but is now in remission.

ep
I watch Glee. I am not believing that ultrasound that Tila is claiming is hers.

Fortunately for my keyboard and screen, I was between cups of tea when I read that brilliant bit of snark.

Also, ep, you beat me to the punch on the "shoes" comment (great minds thinking alike, and all that). Pookie (a/k/a the Divine Ms. Lisa de Moraes) would be so proud!

Kirstie Alley is such a total wackadoodle (as well as a $cientologist, which I realize is redundant), that my inclination is to side automatically with Team Behar. All others things being equal, I'd rather have Kirstie criticizing me than praising me.

I might have been more touched by the tribute to Marcheline Bertrand if it wasn't (a) posted on YouTube (attention-wh%re much, Angelina?) and (b) Angelina hadn't had an affair with her mom's boyfriend.