#1: AVGN: Ты know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...

#1:"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded by a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts или anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...

Anyone have that game where Ты Любовь it. But most other people hate it.

It's nothing against the game itself. They just find it boring. Ты can't go on Болталка улица, уличный rampages.

But I actually Любовь this game. There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game. But I actually find this better. Ты get less tired of them, cause Ты never know when the Далее one will be. It's unpredictable.

Plus, I watch the Показать LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop. So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.

Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps. A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person by protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..

Anderson: Please support the official release, Ты protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my Избранное cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my Избранное cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. Ты know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: Ты do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.Anderson: Oh. And...

#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted by most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed by Bathsheba herself.And tired murdering her youngest daughter.But protagonists stop her....

Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS улица, уличный (1980's): Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger? Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.Watch the original.This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary. And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one. He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with Ты instead of killing Ты straight away. And...

Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and еще than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to Показать that children really do give еще of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Другой мир for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...

#1: Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?Officer: But it got out of control...Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did Ты say?Officer: It got out of control.Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) Ты had one fucking job and Ты couldn't fucking do that![sits]Pagan Min: And I got blood...

#1:Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill Ты both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell Ты all the cool shit I want for Christmas.Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#1: Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't Ты gotten it back for me, friend-brother?Johnny: One word: business. Like I told Ты when Ты were in there, или were Ты so busy playing holier-than-thou Ты started believing your own bullshit?Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) Ты GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3: Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

#10: GARY TAKES A BATH: We never realized this as a kid.But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.If Ты don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT: The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one Ответы seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS: Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

Now here is the real R Rated animated Бэтмен movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham by Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Лондон city, Бэтмен must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, Ты would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character Ты would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY: WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He сказал(-а) it was the worst Фан fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking Показать it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the вверх of the list. The things that...

La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a Фан of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode. Anyway. Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....