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I should try to get a job at Telltale so I can pad out your team! Need any more QA guys? That would be the bes- wait... I'm forgetting that I'm TERRIBLE AT TF2 again, aren't I? Damn it.

Also,

"But here's the fucking CRAZY thing, he got woken up by a phone call from his other friend, that said that friend was DEAD... IN REAL LIFE! And then he looked at his hand, and there was a CONE OF COLD COMING OUT OF IT!!"

"Whaaaa~"

"And then just before, he left the friend was like 'so when are you gonna buy me that drink?"

*Gasping laughter*

"And then that all zoomed out, and the gate fold to a Dragon Age box closed, and it said 'Dragon Age: Rated M for mature'. That game's fucked up. That's the new DLC I think, actually."

"Oh, nice! ...Oh my god, the DLC is called 'Awakening'!"

*Gasps*

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"WHAAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAHHHHH!"

EPIC. LEGENDARY LULZ.

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I figured I should throw in a little about Stalker. The latest one is pretty great, much better than the first.

Because I am a native Russian speaker, I've been playing it with the Russian speech on. And let me tell you, Chris, that the Russian speech really isn't that different from the English. They made it very over-the-top corny on purpose.

I see a lot of alternative translation mods being made, but they really don't need to be. This is exactly how the developers intended it. Very light-hearted.