Today, Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are pulling the fast one of all fast ones on us. According to ET the two are NOT getting married in Paris after all. Instead they're hosting a pre-wedding dinner in Paris and then flying their guests in private planes (yup, plural) to Florence, Italy, where they'll have the actual ceremony. Of course!

According to Us Weekly, the crafty duo have been telling all their friends and family different things so no one knows the exact plan. While we're trying to keep up with all the Kardashian rumors — Versailles! Elephants! Fireworks! — this one seems like it's up Kimye's alley. Except for that pre-dinner part. Kim is not going to sit down for a meal before she has to appear in front of her nearest and dearest and Kanye in her inevitably skin-tight wedding ensemble. That's just krazy.