God's Post on Think Atheist

God I'm giving you a thread on Think Atheist ... I have a few questions that me and my friends would like answered ... like what you'd like us to do and why ... or how it all came into being ... await your response

Dear God, why did you design the universe so that it appears to have evolved through natural processes without any intelligent designer at all? Same for all the life here on Earth. Why would you trick us into thinking you're not real and then punish us when we fall for your elaborate hoax? Are you really that big of an asshole?