I'll just say that I'm in this for real. If I win, no one has to worry about me not being able to make it or something. Mimsy and I WILL come through. I saw some people were a little doubtful on the chat, so I figured I would reassure them.

Sicon, no one is saying you won't make it. I'm just saying that, in the VERY THIN possibility that you don't make it, we'll be able to finish what you started.

Flames of Chaos, Flames of Order. Doesn't matter, I have to run from Slendy.

Adell wrote:...Thanks to everyone for voting. And thank you for supporting me. I will NOT let you down. (and I'll be trying to record whatever happens, I promise!)

Grats Adell! Best of luck to you!

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

Guys, I just realized something. We don't have to send anyone to their death! In any given media, when something big attacks, what's the number one solution? Summon Bigger Fish! We need to make our own Eldritch Abomination. One that can stop Cthulu.

Flames of Chaos, Flames of Order. Doesn't matter, I have to run from Slendy.

Serefin wrote:Guys, I just realized something. We don't have to send anyone to their death! In any given media, when something big attacks, what's the number one solution? Summon Bigger Fish! We need to make our own Eldritch Abomination. One that can stop Cthulu.

Adell has been to the Coffee room at least once. I'm pretty sure he counts as Eldritch by now.

Serefin wrote:Guys, I just realized something. We don't have to send anyone to their death! In any given media, when something big attacks, what's the number one solution? Summon Bigger Fish! We need to make our own Eldritch Abomination. One that can stop Cthulu.

We had those already, Serefin, they were the 5 metaguards. The thing about this is, and I discussed with Scarab earlier that outside of their stories it doesn't matter how super strong or broken they were, because it seems that narrative significance/weight is what allows these characters to be so strong. Cthulu, being a much older piece or work that has had many adaptations and expansions has far more narrative weight than the metaguards that have only existed for a few months. This is why we're writing fiction about them stopping Cthulu, because the more we write the more narrative weight their stories hold, and thus the better chance they have of holding Cthulu back. If we thought up some super big eldritch abomination that could take on Cthulu, it would be useless without any narrative weight to back it up. As things stand now, our best chance is to keep writing these C!Fics, and songs, and use this app to stop the mean and green once and for all.

And yes, if I die, you guys have permission to kill me.

If you ever need to ask the questions "Am I needed? Should I help them?" The answer is always yes. Always.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

Yes, the volume of c!fics will certainly add to narrative weight.But forget that;

ADELL has the most narrative weight of all. You think Cthulhu's got a strong story? He's got NOTHING on our Dad. Adell STOPPED A HURRICANE IN ITS TRACKS with SHEER FORCE OF WILL. And even more impressively, he's kept US from being at each other's throats for three months.

...Man, I almost feel bad for the Eldritch big guy. He won't know what hit him. ALMOST, mark you.

Why are we even arguing about a dead fictional dude and hypothetical ninjas?