A community creator for Dota 2 has put together a certain special shopkeeper for the MOBA. It's none other than Valve boss-but-not-a-boss-type-boss Gabe Newell. It is perhaps mankind's greatest achievement thus far in 2015.

Its creator says it's in "gratitude to the development team" behind Dota 2 that helped explode the eSports scene throughout last year. Valve is currently sniffing around for New Bloom items.