All the reasons why Dan Humphrey f***ing SUCKED on 'Gossip Girl'

I can pretend that I've been forced to watch Netflix because of the cold months we're in RN, but let's be real, even when it's hot outside I'm inside re-watching old TV shows like Gossip Girl.

I've seen the show multiple times, but one thing that becomes more and more apparent to me as I get older is that Dan Humphrey is a dick! Like majorly.

My 15-year-old self watching the show for the first time fell for his ~LoNeLy bOy~ ways with his stupid writing and nice cheekbones, but as a more mature (lol) adult, I've come to realise that he's just a massive tosser with big sideburns.

The fact that I also am aware that he is Gossip Girl the entire time re-watching the show doesn't help, but here are some solid reasons why Daniel Humphrey is the absolute W O R S T:

His virgin ass slut-shamed Serena in episode 2

Yes, after approximately like one date with Serena, he goes all "I thought you were different" on her after finding out that she slept with Nate, way before even knowing who he was.

Dick.

He bones Blair when he used to date Serena

Not to mention that he ruined her marriage with Prince Louis by projecting a tape of her saying she loves Chuck Bass... and then stands in the way of Blair and Chuck getting married.

He made up a rumour that Serena had an STD

Douche.

Being Gossip Girl - he continuously posts horrible shit about his sister Jenny - like losing her virginity to Chuck, who once tried to rape her

He then married her, even though she's like, his step-sister

And we're not making this up, btw. Penn Badgley himself has even admitted to hating his character on the show. So any Dan lovers out there, suck it.

Bianca MBianca is the Online Editor for GF, who previously worked at Cosmopolitan and Dolly magazine.
She spends her free time falling into YouTube holes about conspiracy theories and taking photos of her sausage dog - named after Kendrick Lamar.