Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I will sacrifice a sacred chicken on the Altar of Propane Fueled Fire. I shall baste the sacred chicken with the Incense of Barbeque Sauce and when it's thoroughly cooked, I shall serve it to my family for dinner.

I'd forgo chicken, but that would leave beef. There are issues I have with beef that make me respect it more than chicken, and Gastro-Intestinal Disease Awareness Month is in, like, February. So I'm out.

Chickens suck..We had chickens when I was a kid because my ever thoughtful Father believed it was good for my sister and I to have to be responsible for animals and kind of keep us in touch with nature blah blah blah..So we raised chickens for thier eggs but they are the most filthy,stupid creatures on the planet..We had this rooster that would attack us so my Dad tied it up when we went out to play..He put a rope around its leg and tied it to a fence post..So it pecked off its own LEG to get free and attack us but it wasn't quite as fearful with only one leg..So then we got rid of them and Dad bought a boat to keep us in touch with nature..And Put-In_Bay..Much more enjoyable.

Guy: You've got to be the hottest lookin' chick here.
Gal: Ooo, you smooth talker. Come sit by me. So, what do you do for a living?
Guy: I work tirelessly for the rights of chickens at the United Poultry Concerns in Machipongo, VA.
Gal: Machipongo?

In the second link, all the following words were in one sentence, in this order:
"Mabunda Ngove Giyani Xitsonga ochre sangomas."
Could this possibly be part of the plot??
Is it a code.
Call Jack Bauer!!

I'm going to wear my chicken suit and get a sign that says
"EAT MORE CATTLE" and I'll picket the Chick-fil-A
at the food court in the mall! (Maybe I'll smear on some ochre and buy some traditional Xitsonga clothing at the GAP)

Karen(the fake chicken fancier): Ok, fork it over...I got the silly thing on the Dave Barry blog. I still don't think anyone is stooopid enough to believe someone wants to dedicate a day to the preservation of those foul (not fowl) creatures. They're stooopid, smelly and only of any use when they're dead.

Dave(at Texas Beef Producers, not our Dave): Never over-estimate the iq of a tree hugger darlin. That should divert some of those chicken chompers to a burger joint, right quick.

Here's you money little filly. And that ain't no chicken feed...........Mwhahahaha

Mr. Language Technicality Guy will point out that there may be a possible small and minor error in usage/spelling/pronunciation above.

i.e.: Chicken Coup.

This word should have a silent "p" at the end. Perhaps it should be Chicken Coupe ... (although it is possible that the monolingual MLTG is in error) ... the "e" is silent, just as the final three letters are in the following example: U.S. Army Corpse of Engineers.

Sondra - If you return here, your virtual tour of Brugge on yesterday's thread, which I just saw was indeed, beautiful.
However, I was referring to a sandwich famous in Amsterdam that I may have misspelled, but is pronounced "Bruggie" - they're famous and awful, quite an accomplishment!