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Mister Hankey’s Centaur and Big Daddy dildos A throbbing expectation hit the front end of July as we awaited the latest batch of Mister Hankey dildos. And the waiting was almost the hardest part. Firstly, the USPS tracking page flashed up strange and mysterious messages. Delays. Interventions. Inspections. Nearly a month later the package arrived, […]

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, […]

Once in a while we see a really good idea. Often it’s an ingenious butt plug, or a new angle on vibration – perhaps an original method of restraint or a previously unforeseen strategy to achieve the perfect orgasm. But this idea is startling in its simplicity. It’s a gay sauna event, in a quiet […]

Mr. Hankey’s Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of these a dildo is probably a disservice. A sculptured love-tool, a signature object d’art or a statement of sex might be […]

The Kinky Kink guide to urethral sounds and catheters Urethral sounds were designed by doctors in the 18th and 19th centuries to unblock piss holes. Such doctors cared little for patient discomfort hence some of the downright scary designs . In present times sounds are rarely used for medical reasons – antibiotics have largely replaced […]

Slave owner Roger, from the deepest darkest dungeon corner of the West Midlands, UK, writes up a list of cruisy gay bars, saunas and clubs with a more than a hint of bondage and fetishism around the UK.

Maspalomas and Playa Del Ingles Maspalomas and nearby Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands, Spain are possibly the kinkiest and most hardcore sex tourist holiday locations after 1990s Thailand. At the centre of it all is a three mile long beach with even more expanse of sand dunes – ideal for […]

Here it is – this is the male chastity belt device which Dean flashed to Henry in Channel 4’s Cucumber and Banana shows last night. The CB6000 is the most sparkly, newest and perhaps most restrictive lockable cock snuggler from the famous CB line of erection preventing plastics. It features three high grade polycarbonate sections […]

Exploring the anal depths with a probing electro butt plug. Not only does this long action probe have a handle, it has zap and sizzle electro contacts. When I first used the Depth Charge with my blindfolded white collar sub Donald, he must have imagined sleek fingers caressing his inner arse, lightly toying with his […]

The most intense and extreme BDSM cock and prostate electrode. The deepthroat with big jim (and the smaller slim jim) insertable urethral sound electrode by PES – Paradise Electrical Systems – is one of those toys which causes pupils to dilate, fear to precipitate and a sense of awe and wonder to fall upon your […]

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day comes and computers take over the world, the Shockspot will be the machine the cyborgs give a life of its own. Human orifices, beware! […]

A simple yet stunning addition to your BDSM kit. This is torture to look at. And if your submissive male gets the merest hint of a hard-on, this is torture in reality. This item is beautifully simple, yet stunningly effective. If your man is a big boy it’s bad enough, but if his little person […]

The biggest, and quite possibly the best, e-stim electro butt plug in the world. This is a monster. It’s huge. It’s a butt plug befitting followers of de Sade. It will make your slave’s eyes water at seeing it. It will make your slave shudder at holding it – it’s 10cm in diameter, 3.6Kg in […]

Simply the best estim electrosex power box. It will blow your mind, but not your fuses Close your eyes. Lean back. Engage your imagination. Picture a time, when you can plug in a gadget, and your cock, vagina, clitoris, glans, anus, testicles, or any other erotic locality can be stimulated, stroked, pulsated, tempted and tempted. […]

A killer ball crusher for BDSM If you’ve been browsing fetlife and recon.com and you’ve seen those fabulous industrial ball crushers in photos, the chances are it’s one of these you’ve been admiring. It really will crush those balls if tightened enough This crusher is no frills, heavy, and not built with safety in mind! […]

Kong – the king of fucking machines. This is Kong. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Regardless of what algorithms, equations or methods are used to calculate the power of a machine, this one comes out on top every time. It’s industrial, a little on the loud side, put together like a muscle […]

Review: The best butt plug ever. This has to be just about the best butt plug ever. Your ass will be quivering and your anus tentative about receiving this arterial red gunmetal effect 5.5 inch torpedo. It’s large and wide enough (1.5 inches) to present a challenge to all but the most piggy. Once inside […]