With kids pouring out of school this month, the Disney destination properties are about to get very crowded. As if that wouldn’t keep the staff busy enough, officials at California’s Disneyland and Florida’s Disney World will be scanning the crowds trying to solve a problem they never dreamed they would confront.

What if someone offered to get your family to the front of every line at every Disney ride and attraction? No more toddlers (or parents) exhausted by midday due to hours spent shuffling along crawling lines. No more fatigue born of the mind-numbing inertia of 90 minutes of waiting for three minutes of ride. No more waiting. For anything.

Well, this service does indeed exist, and clients are snapping it up, for $300 to $500 or more per day. You can, too. All you have to do is live with yourself afterward.

Any theme park visitor knows about the shortcuts offered to disabled visitors and their families. In a way, I wonder why this feature has not been commandeered before. Welcome to the disabled-guide industry. Since Disney never envisioned its disability policy as an entrepreneurial opportunity, the procedure is simple — a disabled guest is able to bring accompanying family and friends, all of whom are escorted to special entrances, bypassing the lines. This is a proper courtesy to guests with special needs, and an irresistible temptation for providers and consumers of a cottage industry Disney is committed to dismantling. Craigslist and other sources run ads from disabled guides luring clients to join them in “cutting the Disney lines together!” The guides are happy to provide this service, and why not? They make a tidy sum and enjoy the gratitude of families thrilled to enjoy a Disney day purged of exhausting waits. What’s not to like?

Well, there is the part about how horribly wrong it is. Isn’t it? Aren’t those entrances meant for guests whose parties happen to contain disabled people, not for folks looking to turn their disabilities into a profit center? Let’s revisit the meaning of disabled. These guides are generally not wheelchair users. The two chased down by NBC News in an investigation last week were walking around just as I would. It seems the definition of disability extends not just to those who cannot walk but to those facing mobility challenges from back, leg or foot problems that preclude long walks — or long waits. That policy is fine, until someone turns it into a career. Then it becomes, in Disney’s word, deplorable.

How to police it? Disney officials say they will send warnings to online advertisers, but a guide showing up with a family of five looks no different than a party of six with one member toting a valid disability pass. NBC’s Jeff Rossen asked two guides if they carried troubled consciences along with those passes as they racked up big fees. Nope. They said they were glad to provide a service for an appreciative clientele.

There is an argument that this is a wickedly clever example of the marketplace simply doing what it does, but the ultimate answer is found among those lines of folks unable to afford the disabled guides or morally unwilling to secure them. Every party admitted under the guide arrangement adds to the wait times of others who are the victims of this industry.

No one minds special admission for genuine guests who happen to be disabled, but when that kindness becomes a cash-cow born of visits that take advantage of that policy, it is simply wrong. The temptation to avoid lines is understandable; so is the urge to make a profit. Disney is right to fight this improper partnership.

The Mark Davis Show airs from 7 to 10 a.m. weekdays on KSKY (660 AM). He can be reached at markdavisshow@gmail.com

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