Fright of Passage (transcript)

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Transcript

Viking 1: Aurvandil's Fire! All Berkians to the safety of your homes!

Viking 2: It's too late! The Flightmare is here! The Flightmare is here!

Viking 3: Oh, don't look at it!

Viking 4: Save yourselves! The Flightmare is upon us!

Fearless Finn Hofferson: Oh, no, you don't Astrid. This is not a battle for you. Not yet anyway. You wait here. Your Uncle Finn is just going to make sure this nasty dragon doesn't destroy Berk again. Here I am, ungodly beast! Fearless Finn Hofferson! I've been waiting ten years for this moment. Come and get me, if you dare!

Fishlegs: I do fancy myself to be Berk's leading authority on the subject. Here's a few more fun facts. Legend has it that the Flightmare is so terrifying, it actually freezes its prey in their tracks.

Snotlout: Yeah. Just ask Frozen Finn Hofferson. Right, Astrid?

[Astrid loses it and throws Snotlout to the ground, planting her boot on his face and pointing her axe at him.]

Astrid:(Furious) You think it's funny Snotlout?! You think its a joke that my family name was ruined by that dragon?!

Snotlout: Well, I used to, just a couple of minutes ago. But, now I can see how it might be upsetting you.

Hiccup: Okay, Astrid, I have to stop you. Look, nobody loves a new and terrifying dragon more than I do, but I need you guys here to protect Berk. If that things does show up, it's going to take all of us fight it off.

Astrid: Not if never gets here. Come on, Hiccup. Don't tell me you haven't been dreaming about the Flightmare, going after it, learning about it, training it?

Fishlegs: But I have the path of the Flightmare right on this map. For generations, it's gone through the Northern Swamp on the way to the village. Same route every time. If I could only figure out why, we might be able to stop it.

Hiccup: Fishlegs, Astrid doesn't want to talk about the Flightmare.

Fishlegs: Of course she does.

Astrid: Sure, I do.

Fishlegs: See? So, as I was saying, if you want to get close to it, you're going to have to be stealthy, virtually invisible in the dark.

[Astrid gets an idea.]

Astrid: Kind of like a Night Fury?

Fishlegs: Exactly like a Night Fury.

[She hops on Toothless.]

Astrid: So, when do we leave?

[It's now night, and Aurvandil's Fire is dancing across the sky.]

Gobber: Aurvandil's Fire is here! Get to your homes and stay inside!

[Snotlout and Hookfang walk by.]

Gobber: Snotlout, did you not hear what I just said? Get that dragon into its cage and you into yours!

Snotlout: No way. If the Flightmare obliterates us all, then the last face I want to see, besides my own of course, is this one.

Viking 6: Hurry up, before the emergency bunker is full.

Viking 7: Are you sure we can get in? I hear it's very exclusive.

Viking 6: Don't worry, I know people.

Snotlout: Hey, what was that all about?

Gobber: Oh, I'm surprised you didn't know. Ruffnut and Tuffnut built an emergency bunker in the Academy.

Snotlout: Emergency bunker? What do you say we check it out?

Gobber: I wouldn't waste your time. It's been booked up for months.

Snotlout: Hah, we'll see about that.

Tuffnut: Okay. Lots of people are gonna want to get into our awesome emergency bunker when the Flightmare attacks. So, we need to have a secret signal to know who's in and who's out.

[Ruff elbows him in the shoulder.]

Ruffnut: How's that?

Tuffnut: Not bad, but I feel like there should be a few more steps to it.

[She takes a second to think, then proceeds to punch Tuff in the face.]

Ruffnut: What about that?

Tuffnut: I like it. You sure it's not too complicated?

[Snotlout walks towards the doors of the bunker.]

Tuffnut: Hey, Mister. Where do you think you're going?

Snotlout: Uh, inside the emergency bunker.

Tuffnut: Are you on the list?

Snotlout: Pfft. List?

Ruffnut: Lets see here. Snothat, Snotman, Snotnose. Nope. Not on the list.

Tuffnut: Sorry. Unless you're friends with Snotman.

Snotlout: What do you mean, "Sorry"?

Tuffnut: This is a very exclusive bunker, my friend. We can't just let anyone in. Hey, Gustav.

Gobber: Hiccup, slap me in the face. Your dragons are glowing. I must still be dreaming.

Hiccup: Gobber, you're wide awake. And they are glowing. Long story.

Hiccup: The good news is we drove the Flightmare away.

Stoick: You did? Well done, Hiccup! Well done! Everyone! You can come out of your homes! The Flightmare is gone for good.

Hiccup: Excuse me, I have an announcement to make. We learned a lot about the Flightmare tonight and I will explain it all to you. But the important thing we learned was that Fearless Finn Hofferson was indeed fearless, just like all the Hoffersons.

Gobber: Sounds like you did your uncle proud, lass.

Stoick: Now, maybe we can just enjoy Aurvandil's Fire.

Tuffnut: Hey, I want a glowing dragon.

Ruffnut: Yeah, me too.

Tuffnut:' Put that on Snotlout's list...

Snotlout: Hello? Hello? I have your singing Terrible Terror.

Snotlout: What? What?

Snotlout: Will you please shut up! I just really wanted that yak butter parfait...