05 May 2011

Yes, my lovely boys and girls, it's that time of year again! Today, I make my list and check it twice so you can find out all the naughty and nice boys on my Freebie 5 or Top 5 Crushes List.

I'm sure I don't have to explain what I mean by The List, right?

I do this every year as my tastes change. This should tell you how awesome Roomie must be because fickle me hasn't replaced him. Yet.

Anyway, you can check out the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd annual lists too. You'll notice in those comments that it can turn into quite the free-for-all, so hit the comments button and share yours.

It's all in fun, so don't worry that I'll be knocking on your door one day demanding that you fulfill your promise to "do naughty things" to Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba or whoever.

Okay, here's my list for 2011...

1: Gerard Butler.
Ah, yes, my pretend boyfriend. My list will never be complete without him somewhere on it. Usually on top, of course. hehehe. Ahem. Anyway, he's no scientist-guy, but he's tall, funny, scruffy, and hot. A fling with him would be a laugh-a-minute, and Roomie will confirm that, if you make me laugh, you totally have me.

2: Steve Bacic.
He's the lone and first ever Canadian of the bunch. He's into health and fitness, and, goodness, does it ever show. Have you seen any of his interviews? He's funny and cute, much like pretend boyfriend #1. I prefer him with the beard. I apparently like my boys hairy and funny. Geepers, that doesn't look attractive on paper. Neither does "geepers".

3: Bill Campbell.
The picture is old, but he's aged well. OMG, so well. At first glance, he looks so dreamy and moody, then he smiles that playful smile and, holy jeebus, you're hooked. Not much else to say except yum.

4: Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Obviously, my list isn't complete without a hot younger-than-me thing to demonstrate my cougarific cougarocity. He's so hot. And I haven't even watched The Tudors yet, which Harmzie has mildly encouraged me to do -- if "NO, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!!!" could be considered mild. I suspect that when I see him in this show, I'll kersplode. Blam!

Colin Firth. Ever since I saw him in The King's Speech I am convinced that his oral talents are, um, exceptional.

George Clooney. He's like the Rolls Royce of hot guys - a classic which never goes out of style.

Mark Sanchez, QB for the New York Jets. I don't know what I like staring at more: his gorgeous face or his fabulous ass in those shiny, tight football pants.

Bradley Cooper. Even though he is nothing like his Hangover persona (very straightlaced IRL) and he has poor taste in women, (hello 3 years with Renee Zellwegger) I'd still do him. At least once.

Ryan Reynolds. Given his recent separation from ScarJo and her flagrant running around with Sean Penn, I am sure Ryan needs comforting and I am personally volunteering my services. I specialize in naked comforting.

Oh, I'm a little late to the partyIt's hard for me to narrow it down this yearI think:Brad Pitt lately has been hotTaylor Kitsch, except I wish the hair was shortSimon Baker (but more because I like the mentalist, I'm not sure if I like the man. Just dreaming)BecksJust 4, I guess :)

@Cyndi: I had to google him, but I can definitely see how Wentworth Miller made 2 of my commenter's lists! Benedict is cute too -- this is the first I've heard of him, but he does look familiar even though I haven't seen any of his work. You have great taste, m'dear!

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