David Lammy's forthcoming book 'How to loot £173,922.06 from public coffers without serving time' is set to be a favourite at Westminster.

The moment the Tottenham charlatan put his generous rump into that chair, Magnus Magnusson must have been turning in his grave. A memorable performance confirmed its BBC producers as the cheats and fixers we had long suspected. Yet it could have been much worse.JH: What colour was Cassius Clay?DL: Dunno...I'm doing Muhammad Ali innit?