16 Things A Man Could Say That Would Make Us Love Him Instantly

Our friends at TheFrisky compiled a great list of “Things a Guy Could Say That Would Make Us Fall Truly, Madly Deeply In Love.” They include statements like “You looked a little PMSy, so I baked you chocolate chip cookies and rented “Bridget Jones’ Diary” and “Let me tell you how I feel about you” and “What size shoe are you? I saw a pair of Louboutins I think you’ll really love.” We made a list, too. It has different things on it.

“I went to the Bon Jovi concert last night…and I took pictures of his butt for you because I know how much you like it.” Followed by several picture messages with said butt shots. (true story. Best. Boy. Ever.)

M

This list is mostly just making me want to fall in love with Jennifer.

Jennifer Wright

Will you hold me so tenderly in your Jesus arms, cuddle me like I’m tiny T-Rex?

Squidlebrities are an important part of a healthy, functional relationship.

Chickalupe

Jennifer, you make me want you for a best friend. And 70′s-era (or any era) Bowie for a boyfriend (… more than I already did, I mean).

SpringChicken

Word Liana. Instant love and devotion.

veronika

LEAVE PAZ ALONE!!!!1!!1!!

srsly though, paz is insance and hilarious and NOT BORING, which is soooo rare today for an actress under 30. BACK OFF!

Mrs. Paul Simonon

I like Jennifer’s idea, but for me it has to be Paul Simonon (The Clash), and it would be circa 1977. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go meditate on being Paul’s girlfriend ;-)

Jennifer Wright

Hi Mrs. Paul Simonon,

Let’s rock the Casbah together. We could be heroes.

Sincerely,

Mrs. David Bowie (Oh, and London called. I don’t remember exactly what it said because it didn’t make a sound, but I think it boiled down to “hi. How’re you?”)

macalny

I now want Jennifer to be my best friend. I am a geneticist and just finished reading The Family That Couldn’t Sleep. Prion diseases – and FFI in particular – are SO nuts! Also, Paz de la Huerta sux!! :)