Platinum Cat and his nefarious
minions the Tactical Tabbies

The Tactical Tabbies are The Official Feline Strike
Force of the New Millennium.

Platinum Cat founded the Tactical Tabbies several years ago.
The exact date is unknown because they are a top secret, covert
group. There are unsubstantiated rumors that Platinum Cat is
actually Graylyn Rockford, but as far as we are concerned, they
amount to little more than idle gossip.

The Tactical Tabbies are kittens between the age of six weeks
and one year, old enough to be weaned but young enough not to
have been neutered or spayed. They are wild, reckless, adolescent
cats who still have all nine lives left. But don't be fooled,
they are also a highly disciplined, effective fighting force.
Once a Tactical Tabby reaches maturity, at about one year of age,
he/she either retires or becomes an instructor. Most adult
Tactical Tabbies are spayed or neutered. Like Graylyn Rockford
says, "Neuter and spay, it's the American way."

To take advantage of the large number of retired Tactical
Tabbies, Platinum Cat instituted the Pre-Tabby program.
Pre-Tabbies are kittens whose mothers are Tactical Tabby
veterans. The mother accompanies her kittens through their
initial training until they are six weeks old. This gives them a
head start on the other recruits. Platinum Cat is very excited
about the Pre-Tabby program and expects great things from his
young protégés.

Some functions of the Tactical Tabbies are similar to the U.S.
Secret Service. They protect feline government officials such as
First Cat Socks, Supreme Court Justice Graylyn Rockford, and
many other prominent kitties. Tactical Tabbies assist the Feline Bureau of
Investigation, especially where covert action is required. A special joint
Tactical Tabby/FBI honor guard provides security at the Monroe K. Katt Memorial
in King, NC, the tomb of the late FBI Director. The
Tactical Tabbies' mission is to "Protect Truth, Justice, And
The Feline Way."

You have no doubt seen a Tactical Tabby and not realized it.
Most certainly, they have seen you. Whenever you are walking or
riding down the street, you have probably noticed, on occasion, a
young tabby cat disappear around a corner or slip behind a tree.
You were under surveillance. Now that you know, watch for them.
Remember, the Tactical Tabbies are always watching for you.

It was Platinum Cat who first became aware of the presence of South African spies in this country. He
took immediate action and created a new elite Tactical Tabby unit
called the Afrikaats to monitor the
spies. The Afrikaats are native American cats but they are able to
ignore humans speaking Afrikaans as well as English. However,
make no mistake, they understand precisely what is being said.
Apparently, the South African spies are part of a massive plot to
hack into the Federal Reserve and steal all of America's money.
The goals of this plan are unclear at the moment, but have no
fear, the Tactical Tabbies and the FBI are on the case.