'Cocky Chef Clothing' by Stefan Richter of Top Chef

Stefan Richter, runner-up from the latest season of Top Chef, launched his online store Cocky Chef Clothing, hawking T-shirts and women's underwear. Because damn it, Bravo cashes in by selling T-shirts with catchphrases, and Richter wants his piece of the pie.

We do appreciate that there are his and hers versions of "I LOVE LESBIANS" — he'll probably sell a lot of those. But the wholly unoriginal "Get a Life" and the derogatory "Twat"? Those are just silly. [via]