As I’m sure the majority of companies have made you painfully aware, Valentines Day is right around the corner. Unfortunately it’s become a holiday filled with bullshit beliefs that if you’re not part of a couple, you just don’t deserve to enjoy the day. In my opinion, whether you’re splurging on a 2lb box of […]

Got a case of the Mondays? Not to worry, I’ve got something that just might brighten your day; from today until Sunday August 24th 2014, you can get 20% off already reduced Tantus grab bags. Just head over to the Grab Bags page, pick the toy you want, enter code “ROULETTE” during check out, and […]

With Gay Pride Month in full effect, Toronto has been infused with color like I’ve never seen before. From banks to fast food chains, crosswalks to libraries, even the CN tower, everywhere I look, I see RAINBOWS! 🌈😍 Not that I’m complaining, I actually wish this was a regular occurrence rather than something reserved for […]

If you’re not in the habit of checking the sex toy scene on a regular basis you probably haven’t seen the badass new dildo that just popped up, it’s unbelievable… both in detail and design. Oh, and fyi, it’s the byproduct of two of my absolute most favourite companies ever. This is a BIG DEAL! […]

I don’t usually post sales directly to my site, instead reserving them for my sex toy sales page, but this was one I just couldn’t pass up! From now until Wednesday May 28th 2014, you can get a staggering 50% off during the Tantus grab bag sale. THIS IS A BIG DEAL PEOPLE. All you […]

After my recent success with the Tantus Meteorite I figured it was time I pushed the boundaries even further. So, ready to embark on a challenge far greater than the last, I pulled the Tantus Juice, Twist and Neo out of their packaging and laid them before me. As I contemplated exactly what it was […]

For as willing as I am, my foray into butt play hasn’t been easy; instead of accepting toys readily some part of me seems to reject them. It’s not that I don’t like the sensation, or that I’m grossed out. It’s not that I have a mental hang up when it comes to anal play. […]

Let me start this review by stating that I am not, in any way, shape, or form, a “size queen’. My happy number is around 4 – 5′” inches in length (insertable) and around 4 – 5″ inches in circumference, leaning more toward 4- 4 1/2″…. anything more and it’s a damn near special occasion, […]