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2. Fatty's in a Little Jam - Love 'em or hate 'em, Vern and Johnny are true showmen; they know the show must go on: "Fatty's in a...Oh, now, how the whiz-bang does the rest of it go? Quick! Make something up!" | Episode #68: "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz" (Season 4, Episode 18)

4. Sixteen Going on Seventeen - Poor Meg. Child neglect has never been so funny: "How old is she?" "I don't know; I thought you were keeping track of that..." Cut to: "You are huh-huh...Going on huh-huh...Fellows will fall in line!" | Episode #90: "Peter's Two Dads" (Season 5, Episode 10)

5. He's Quagmire - Good old Quagmire's classic theme song recurs with new lyrics and scenes, and on one forgetful day (in Season 10, Episode 17: "Forget-Me-Not") as "He's Shirt Pants." | Episode #59: "Breaking Out is Hard to Do" (Season 4, Episode 9)

6. Ding! Fries Are Done - Different versions of this clip on YouTube have gotten well over a million views. Let's add to them. | Episode #73: "Deep Throats" (Season 4, Episode 23)

8. The Longest Time - A bunch of Neanderthals discover singing for the first time. Evolution? Divine inspiration? Either way, this proves that Billy Joel has AT LEAST as much talent as cavemen. | Episode #67: "The Fat Guy Strangler" (Season 4, Episode 17)

12. Going Up the Stairs - Big-time rapper M.C. Escher's new joint: "Going up the stairs / And going down the stairs / And going up the stairs / And going down the stairs / And going up the sideways stairs." | Episode #94: "No Meals on Wheels" (Season 5, Episode 14)

14. (In God's Eyes) Everybody's Hot - This is one of many gems created by Peter and Lois' folk duo, "Handful of Peter." Unfortunately, this one only existed in a dream, since during this sequence they were actually rolling around and yelling unintelligible babble in a drug-induced stupor. | Episode #73: "Deep Throats" (Season 4, Episode 23)

15. Mr. Booze - Best part--Bruce: "One time I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty Day I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house." | Episode #157: "Friends of Peter G" (Season 9, Episode 10)

19. You've Got a Lot to See - Brian proves to be just what Pearl needs, and she enjoys his recap of what she has missed in the 30 years she has been locked up in her home right up until she gets hit by a car. Womp womp. | Episode #45: "Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows" (Season 3, Episode 17)

20. Peter is Slow - Based on "The Telephone Hour" from the Broadway musicalBye Bye Birdie, this number was cut from the broadcast version of the episode because of its refrain of "He's retarded." | Episode #56: "Petarded" (Season 4, Episode 6)

21. There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea - Stewie really knows how to relate to the elderly: "I think there's something else down there in the bottom of the sea. Something you'll be able to relate to... Oh, there's a tube in the throat of the elderly man in the hospital bed on the frog in the log in the hole of the bottom of the sea..." | Episode #85: "Whistle While Your Wife Works" (Season 5, Episode 5)

22. I'm Dressed Like a Cat - This is a great pairing, except for the disparity in singing talent. Peter actually has a really good voice. | Episode #68: "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz" (Season 4, Episode 18)

24. The Worry Song - Cheers to Family Guy for making Gene Kelly cool again. In the original, he dances with Jerry of Tom and Jerry, and his reflection can still be seen in the floor. | Episode #89: "Road to Rupert" (Season 5, Episode 9)

25. Rock and Roll All Nite - Who doesn't know at least the chorus to this song? You'd think Lois would have picked something up during her sordid past with Gene Simmons and the KISS boys... | Episode #48: "Road to Europe" (Season 3, Episode 20)

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