We're still recovering. Our words will be short. Our pictures, however, will not be.

BootyCon 2013 was a huge success! Chicago is a fantastic city, and the Chicago-native OB crew stepped waaayyy up and showed us a fantastic time.

Huge thanks to Tulip O'Hare for organizing this entire thing. We literally would not have had a BootyCon without her and Riker's Beard. This was her first BootyCon and she was a true shining jewel of awesomeness. Lord Bullgod, trabus, and sparkledonkey started this thing and it's such a huge thrill to be a part of it every year.