News comes this afternoon that famous moralist and lady's man Dinesh D'Souza has resigned as president of New York's evangelical King's College after recently attending an event on traditional values and sharing a hotel room with a woman who was not his wife. This move is hardly original, having been pioneered by famous moralist and lady's man Newt Gingrich before him. Now, under normal circumstances I cannot bear to see anyone laid low by these failings that we as humans all possess. These things are private and ought to remain that way. I will, however, make an exception for Dinesh. Because is ever there was a man who invited and deserved scorn, ridicule, and rebuke, it is D'Souza, him who has become regarded as a celebrity and scholar in some horrible circles for casting others into hell. Him, who wrote that it was American liberals who caused the attacks of September 11 for not being enough like al Qaeda and giving the maniacs no choice but to kill us. And it is Dinesh D'Souza who most recently told a hundred conscious lies about Barack Obama in the hideously successful "documentary" 2016: Obama's America. D'Souza is an awful writer and has been since the Dartmouth Review, and he is a dangerous propagandist with a vast and impressionable constituency. As Andy Mills, chairman of the college's board of trustees said in announcing D'Souza's resignation, "I have to admit, I got a bit over-enamored with him."

I have challenged D'Souza to a fight on several different occasions over the years, and he has never answered me. I can't explain it, really, other than to say that the impulse to hit him in the face has been quite strong in me ever since he profited from blaming 9/11 on its victims. But it seemed until today that my need to hurt this horrible little man was destined to go unsatisfied. Well, having God smack him down is so very much better. I will forever more regard this turn of events as God's review of D'Souza's body of work. Thank you, God, for answering my prayers.