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•The Packers beat themselves, and the Bears become the NFC's only undefeated team. Jay Cutler somehow managed a gamewinning drive in which he tossed two easy interceptions, which is probably just how Lovie Smith drew it up. Hey, it worked with Grossman in 2006.

•David Price calls out Rays fans on Twitter, saying, "Had a chance to clinch a post season spot tonight with about 10,000 fans in the stands....embarrassing." Unfortunately he's new to Twitter, so he only has 11,000+ followers. Still, it was more effective, numbers-wise, than announcing it at the Trop.

•The Phillies did manage to clinch a postseason spot, and they did so in front of about 10,000 fans. Less embarrassingly, because they were in Washington, and most of them were Phillies fans anyway.