Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married? Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.

Circusdog320:Hey one million moms...there's this thing on your tv's...it's called an off button. It's pretty straight forward you push it and your TV turns off! You don't even need a manual! Most often it says "power" but occasionally it says "on/off"...You can even accomplish this simple task from the remote control (side note: my Dad GRHS, always called the remote the Doer). Anyway...I ramble.

It's hard to recognize because OMM are bumbling amateurs, but the end game of orgs like this is always, always to impose repressive Dominionist Christianity on an entire nation, purge or forcibly convert the unbelievers, and use American military to put the non-Christian world to the sword in Christ's name. Turning off the TV doesn't help with that.

ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES

hdhale:CheekyMonkey: OK, folks. The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too. They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air. If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Sorry if I hurt your poor widdle Republican feelings, but let's call a spade a spade (and I'm not talking about Obama here). One Million Morons is a Republican organization with a completely retarded agenda, and you, as a Republican, should be attempting to distance yourself as much as possible from these idiots, and others like them. But no, you're content to continue sucking the dicks of the Bible-thumpers, and thus continuing the Republican party's ever-quickening spiral into irrelevancy.

Also, it's interesting that you should jump to the conclusion that I'm an Obama supporter. While I think he's certainly a better president than his predecessor, and likely better the candidates "your team" ran against him, I think the two-party system is fundamentally flawed, and responsible for much that is wrong with the US, so did not vote for him. Either time.

hdhale:You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air. If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the Twilight saga.

Mentat:vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex. It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people..

Um, this commercial was about sex. The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig. That was the joke.

Yes, and that had nothing to do with the product being sold. I'm not saying their pushing bestiality - why bother, women having been dating pigs since Adam and Eve.

BronyMedic:Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the Twilight saga.

Yeah, instead, the Democrats want to stifle the human rights of others based on the idea that it will lower insurance premiums. Which makes them completely different!

indylaw:What must you believe about your kids to fear that this commercial will encourage them to experiment with farm animal sex?

You must believe that there exist various supernatural entities, some of which are actively attempting to tempt or coerce your crotchfruit into straying to the dark side and offending the sensibilities of other supernatural entities.

"One Million Moms is an offensive issue. Your inability to rear children is not grounds for circling your covered wagons around draconian ideologies and superstitions. The inability to adapt and change has been life's way of shedding ineffective and obsolete attempts at survival. This group epitomizes the wrong side of history, and survives by dramatically clinging to relevancy.One Million Moms is a joke, and a lame one at that. This group belongs in the late nineties! You should be along side idiot politicians and parents alike too prideful to accept your generation has been horrible parents!Blame television. Blame video games. Blame violent movies and rap and heavy metal. BLAMING ANYTHING BUT YOURSELVES has been repertoire for years!Your consistent splashes in the media have done nothing to further your cause. In fact, you've only alienated yourselves. Just like your children, I bet.To be apart of this group one must be truly righteous and self-pious. You must combat with cognitive dissonance regularly, growing up in a small world without the things my generation has developed with. You must be frightened, seeing how quickly things have changed in your lifetime.Change is slow and traumatic. Change is also inevitable. As is your mortality. You are on the wrong side of history, and will be remembered with shame.-Your Son,Who won't talk to you anymore..."

Nothing pisses me off like the memory of my neurotic mother./Pissed off//Bad day

The leader of some Family values group accuseswants to fark the GEICO pig, and is overcompensating.commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place

vpb:It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex. It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people..

Um, this commercial was about sex. The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig. That was the joke.