29. “You are the result of a torn condom”Hindi (“Phatele nirodh ke natije”). Self-explanatory. (It’s worth checking out this extraordinary list of other Hindi profanities: I cannot vouch for their authenticity, but I sincerely hope that “chipkali ke chut ke pasine” really does mean “sweat of lizard’s cunt”, and that “chut ke pasine mein talay huye bhajiye” really does mean “snack fried in pussy sweat”.)

30. “To have twisted testicles”
Italian (“avere i coglioni girati”). To be angry, to be in a bad mood.