Meet Gein’s Family Giftshop – Ed Fringe 2015

We are a PE clad sketch group from the North. Our show will be like last years but less jizz, more blood, still some jizz though. If you want loads of jizz though we can manage that too.

What is the first thing people notice about you?

Different for all of us. With Jim it’s his unabashed sexual confidence and Northern accent. Kath, it’s the air of menace she drags around with her. A lot of people say Ed has the neck of a beautiful female swan and the penis of a man about his age and height. Most people notice that Kiri isn’t there.

6 things you can’t live without during the Fringe?

Fake Blood

Cow’s Blood

Real Blood

Coagulated Blood

Virgin’s Blood

That stuff we put in the wash with the PE kits to get the blood out.

Who are your Edinburgh Fringe Crushes this year?

Goose, they’re dreamy. They’re also way better than us so we’re hanging on to their coat tails real hard.

Your darkest Fringe secret?

We write pints into the shows so we can get hammered as we do it. Kath is working on a sketch where she injects heroin into her groin for the same reason.