Okay, ladies, what the heck is going on here? Are we, collectively, just not having good enough sex Or are we too stressed out and crazed with work that we've totally deprioritized it? /End rant.

Let me share the inspiration for that series of exasperated questions: A recent survey shows that women would rather give up sex for a week than their smartphones or caffeine. The poll asked people what they would be least willing to give up for a week and caffeine and smartphones were tied for the top spots, each accounting for 34 percent of women's responses, while only five percent of women said they wouldn't want to give up doing the deed.

Certainly, not having a phone could make our lives rather annoying (though, just think, no more seeing late night emails from the boss while you're out with your girls). And, sure, a week isn't that long in terms of abstaining from nookie. But we were totally surprised that women would be less willing to give up their morning coffee than their nighttime love fests.

Even more surprising? Guys would rather give up sex for a week than not drink any alcohol.

So, looks like women and men are a bit more attached to our vices than we are to our orgasms. What would you rather not give up for a week: Sex, caffeine, your phone, alcohol—or something else entirely?