Aaaaaaaand we're back. Sorry for the late start folks, but there was a problem with the publishing system that yelling and chugging beers just couldn't solve.

This is a video of some chick getting 152 of her Facebook friends' profile pictures tattooed around her arm. Why? I have no f***ing clue. Presumably something to do with a gambling problem or the most regrettable game of truth or dare ever. Oh -- hold on, there's a quote.

These are not all my friends. Just the people I care most about. I got their permission and they were very proud to be on it. To me it represents who I am right now and the time we live in. And of course I love the looks of it.

Oh you just had to brag about how many more friends you have, didn't you? I give it four months before you decide at least two of the girls on your arm are catty bitches! Also, sure the tattoo may represent who you are right now and the time we live in, but what happens when you're a different person and it's not 2011? Because I suggest getting your arm removed and replaced with a tentacle. Doc Ock's got a boner about it!

UPDATE: Fake viral video for some shit. Moving on...

Hit the jump for the video to show your parents when they accuse you of being a bad decision maker.