About Us

INTRODUCING GAIA

To the concerned parents, Vicars, Politicians, all the kinds of people that we are likely to scare, we extend our apologies in advance. Please do not panic or be concerned. Everything is working out as planned. If it’s meant to be, then it must be good, right?

We apologize in advance, because we’ve listened to your various theories. Each one screamingly more adept than the next. Each one, astonishingly more inept than the next. Thanks all the same.

We do not believe that sex is evil. We do not believe different is bad. We do not believe your scary stories. We will not be swayed. We do what we need to do. We use what we have available, with which to do it. And we are everywhere. That guy there? He is probably one of us.

Please keep hold of your ‘unnatural’ labels. We will let Nature be the judge of that. Gaia is Natural Law. Rail against that if you must. Still, probably not very sensible.

You are welcome to not believe the things we believe. Similarly, you are most welcome. A little understanding makes the better person. Lead, follow, or kindly step aside.

“We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world”.Tyler Durden

Gaia is the underdog. The little guy. Or girl. The downtrodden. The heartbroken. The unfulfilled. The hungry. From pulpit, to palace, to abject poverty; from womb to tomb, you know who you are. Gaia is all of us. Welcome home. Thanks for reading, and see you on the other side.

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