6.12.2009

Individual D.C. United-Real Madrid Tix On Sale Today

Now you may not get to see Paris Hilton's No-No Special Place like CR7 did the other night, but for just a few dollars you can see CR7, Kaka and whatever other ridiculous signings Real Madrid pulls off when they come to Maryland this summer. Individual tickets go on sale today at 10amfor their match against DC United so get your credit cards at the ready. And if you do make it out to FedEx Field for the match you might want to consider bringing some hand sanitizer to use on your seat...just in case Paris shows up.

He should be really careful if he's going to full around with her. She could have all the money in the world, but she's still a living organism in this planet, therefore, susceptible to some quite gruesome infections and viruses.