1. If you get this crazy but prestigious nickname, you're probably a total badass that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates Califruities, has a foot long dick, and takes massive shits that put all men to shame.

2. A general name for a massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be classified as a Big Tex.

1. That's a LOT of guns.....
Of course, those belong to Big Tex.
2. Smells like someone took a Big Tex back there!
3. That's the biggest Tex I've ever seen.....