Professor: gadzooks! the first prize is five hundred dollars and a years supply of fishheads!
Bender: five hundred dollars you say
zoidberg: fishheads you say?

announcer: and our third prize is a party size keg of hampsters!

and the scene where bender gives birth to the beer... oh god... i laughed so hard...

wondercunt

07-15-2004, 10:03 AM

haha, me too.

Greeting card: Come on, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
Bender: Uh, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting card: No, the kind with looting! And maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: YES! IN YOUR FACE, GHANDI!

fry: you know, of all the brain-eating parasites i've had, these worms are the best!

Dead

07-15-2004, 01:52 PM

I like the hypnotoad.

Ihaman

07-15-2004, 01:53 PM

I'm a bigger fan of the future.

But I don't know what to expect, because everytime I step into the future I realize I'm only in the present again.

:mad:

Varien

07-15-2004, 01:54 PM

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS

Karl Connor

07-15-2004, 01:55 PM

i think it's a little over-rated; the zings are a little off...

i wonder why they just dont go ahead and make new episodes already. everybody and their mom is watching it.

Rockin' Cherub

07-15-2004, 01:56 PM

yeah, futurama rules, watched it some hours ago.

say people, what's your favourite character?

Varien

07-15-2004, 01:57 PM

Fry or Zoidberg methinks.

Dead

07-15-2004, 02:00 PM

Professor says some great stuff. They're always so mean to Zoidberg.

Zap is the awesomest.

Rockin' Cherub

07-15-2004, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Dead
Professor says some great stuff. They're always so mean to Zoidberg.

Zap is the awesomest.
yeah, the hate towards zoidberg is a lot of the fun!

but... i think bender does the funniest things.

machinaddict

07-15-2004, 02:03 PM

This show is brilliant
I like it better than family guy.

Dead

07-15-2004, 02:06 PM

Bender always does the same stuff, he isn't as funny. He's like Bart saying Eat my shorts.

I grew to dislike Family Guy. I always found Futurama a lot funnier than The Simpsons.

Varien

07-15-2004, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by Dead

I grew to dislike Family Guy.

:noway: For SHAME haha

relaxor!

07-15-2004, 02:08 PM

Yeah, Futurama shot Family Guy into the sun.

Dead

07-15-2004, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Varien

:noway: For SHAME haha
The day Peter fell down and rubbed his knee for like 2 minutes was the day I said "This show sucks dick" or something to that effect, and quit watching. It just really pissed me off. I think they did that kind of thing more than once.

Rockin' Cherub

07-15-2004, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Dead
I always found Futurama a lot funnier than The Simpsons.
nah... here they show fururama first and simpsons after, so i could compare them well today. and, yeah, the simpsons are obviously more fun.
although it was one of my favourite episodes, the casino one... HILARIOUS!!!

Dead

07-15-2004, 02:12 PM

The Simpsons is so moronic. They just say stupid shit the entire time and the stories suck. It was better in the past though. I don't even bother watching it for the last few years.

Karl Connor

07-15-2004, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Dead
I grew to dislike Family Guy.

prolly because of the excessive repeats. the creators better hurry up with those new episodes before everybody loses interest

Dead

07-15-2004, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Randall Sandell

prolly because of the excessive repeats. the creators better hurry up with those new episodes before everybody loses interest
Nope, cause of the reason I posted above.

I still remember this though

HOLY CRIP HE'S A CRAPPLE! :D

Varien

07-15-2004, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Dead

The day Peter fell down and rubbed his knee for like 2 minutes was the day I said "This show sucks dick" or something to that effect, and quit watching. It just really pissed me off. I think they did that kind of thing more than once.

And you DIDN'T wait for when the chumba wumba kicked him in the knee! that's what made it funny :(

Rockin' Cherub

07-15-2004, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Dead
The Simpsons is so moronic. They just say stupid shit the entire time and the stories suck. It was better in the past though. I don't even bother watching it for the last few years.
i'd say you're missing something. some of the new episodes are great.

Ugly

07-15-2004, 02:14 PM

Zoidberg: "Ah-ha! the once again the sandwhich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!" *eats sandwhich* "AH! I'm runined! WHY?! WHHYYYYY?!!!!"

You can't compare Futurama to Family Guy. Family Guy takes a shot-gun random approach to comedy - throw whats out there and see what sticks, the plots don't matter. Family Guy also has a super-random "WTF what that" vibe. Futurama the comedy comes out of the plots and the characters reactions to the plot. The characters on Family Guy change from moment to moment depending on the joke. They're both really good in thier own ways, just different.

machinaddict

07-15-2004, 02:17 PM

http://jovan.ru/pics/bender.gif

Karl Connor

07-15-2004, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub

i'd say you're missing something. some of the new episodes are great.

yeah. there was a dip in quality around season 13 but then the writers finally got back in gear. (or maybe they just hired new writers...who knows)

Marginalia

07-15-2004, 03:07 PM

::appreciates::

That show is wonderful.

Liquid-J

07-15-2004, 03:14 PM

MORBO!!

<img src=http://www.ludicrous.org.uk/images/2002/12/27/morbo2.jpg>

GreenEggsNSpam

07-15-2004, 03:18 PM

Season 1 is on sale at Future Shop for 19.99
I'm buying a copy in a few mins.

Continue with the thread.

I_was_aborted

07-15-2004, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Dead
The Simpsons is so moronic. They just say stupid shit the entire time and the stories suck. It was better in the past though. I don't even bother watching it for the last few years.

Yeah you were too busy watching the great writing behind Buffy, The OC and Angel anyhow.