Chocolate Covered Jalapenos

Chocolate Covered Jalapenos: for that delectable combination of sweet, and hotter than balls. Fresh, straight-up jalapenos, or a rainbow assortment of sweet peppers, are dipped in taste buds' choice of dark chocolate, milk chocolate, or a dark-milk-white chocolate triple team. Peppers arrive in a themed gift box, also of the buyer's choosing. Never was there a more rich and meaningful way to say, "I love you!" "Happy Anniversary!" "Get Well!" or "Time to Kiss the Sun, Mutha Fucka!"

The $59.95 price tag is for a 1-pound box of choco-peppers. An additional $30 doubles the order.