Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley

This week's winner is Tom Parry, who wins
The Referee's a W****r by Alex Shaw. Second prize goes to George Soiza, who wins
The Worst of Friends by Colin Shindler. Third prize goes to Jimmy Harvey, who wins
Nacho Novo's autobiography. Next we'd like to see your takes on Ryan Babel. Send them to gallery@guardian.co.uk by noon on Monday 3 January as a jpeg or gif, complete with a CAPTION. Anyone who forgets will have their Christmas party cancelled by Harry Redknapp. Next week we have a BUMPER CHRISTMAS GALLERY OF THE YEAR

'Sooner or later, Mike Ashley was bound to run out of candidates to take the Newcastle job. Not yet, though, not yet. He still had one ace left up his sleeve.' Rob Marriott shows an impressive eye for detailPhotograph: n/a