You Seem Curious About This Seven Person Tricycle

This horrifying metal octopus is "The Only Seven Person Tricycle," and its human victims are being slowly devoured by bad decision-making. Lets try to understand what we're looking at here. It's made by Hammacher Schlemmer, the 170-year-old mail order curiosity company. Some of the catalog's most popular products include a generic Roomba, a film negative-to-digital converter (it's cordless!), and some very comfortable sheepskin slippers.