Spoof news stories from Thursday 1 March 2007

London - (Rotters): Oswald Mosley lookalike and wannabe UK Prime Monster David Cameron has banned the media from using a 'kinky' photograph of himself dressed as a schoolboy taken twenty years ago when he was a fledgeling hitman for UK Prime...

Nutritionists have long recognized that a vegetarian diet is generally healthier than a meat-based diet. Some even claim that the human digestive system is more naturally disposed to digesting vegetables than meat. Still, we lack one important feat...

(New York, NY) Syrian United Nations Ambassador Imad Moustapha was quick to say "how does it feel when the Persian slipper is on the other foot" after a group of twenty-five six-year olds overturned five Hasbro electric cars and set fire to...

96 year old former mobster for the infamous Genovese crime family, Albert "The Old Man" Facchiano, whose arrest record dates back 75 years, used a cane in court and needed a head-set to hear questions from District Judge James Cohn as he pl...

Arsenal manager and Frenchman, Arsene Wenger, slammed the linesman in last weekend's Carling Cup Final exit, comparing him to "Pontius Pilate", the man who betrayed Christ. Wenger spoke of "the betraya...

West Palm Beach - (Rioters): In a surprise legal move today Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur is attempting to sue for possession of the skeleton allegedly belonging to the son of Jesus and Mary Magdalen that were discovered by Titani film...

Drowning Street, London - (Riotous): One of the best pieces of fabrication ever produced by an official advisor to a British Prime Monster has been saved for the nation today following an announcement that Ruth Turner's complex matrix of emails,...

Whatever happened to the cast of "Soap Girl" which played at the Laemmle Fairfax Theater in 2001 and at the Wallace Arthouse Theater in Hawaii in 2002 for an unprecedented four week run before it finally closed down?...

Palermo - (Rotters): Fugitive CIA agents wanted by the the Rome Prosecutor to stand trial for a series of illegal kidnappings of Italian citizens were shocked today to discover an earth-encrusted potato in their weekly sack of live hand grenades whic...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK--(ROLAIDS) The City Council unanimously passed a symbolic moratorium which carries a stiff penalty against having the word "Nigger" spoken within the city limits. "We have got to, as a society, start...

In a nation of 300 million winners, we learned that the number of losers is creeping dangerously close to a million! When the US Census counted the notoriously tough to enumerate hobos their population almost hit the million mark! One-third unlucky,o...

Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...

Pop diva Britney Spears will do a concert with the Boston Symphony this weekend. Critics say that the concert is a last-ditch effort for the pop princess to look more mature and sophisticated and may be just another publicity stunt for the 25-year-ol...

American Idol contestant Antonella Barba can relax and try to sing. Photographic Experts from the L.A. Police Department's Crime Lab have determined that nude pictures of her posted on the internet were actually faked.
In converstation, David Shu...

Archaeologists from the American University in Jerusalem and the Israeli Antiquities Authority have concluded their study of the supposed Jesus bones discovered by James Cameron. Cameron, the filmmaker of such movies as Titanic, believes that he has...

Civil War re-enactors near Sharpsburg, Maryland were charging up a hill and firing on Union troops defending their ground when all of a sudden Maj. General, Thomas "Stoned well" Jackson fell off of his horse and slipped into a state of shoc...