Thursday, August 9, 2012

Ah and Uns

I'm really tired and me old back is giving me problems, but I love to do some pecking on the keyboard before I go to bed. There be so much silliness and strangeness in this here old world and that be just here in Daisy Doodle Toon!

I tell Ah Clem (That's a pretty cool first name ain't it? I don't know about the last name!) (Another inner thought hit me up side my head or was that a bee sting! Maybe as a young in, he got stuck on words and went, ah-ah-ah-ah- you know. That be more intelligent than most things I hear all day!)

I'll try again! I tell Ah Clem "I would like to write stories about what actually, truly, really goes on at where I work, but nobody would believe me!!!"

Ah Clem said "you ought to write a book about it." Now get this Ah Clem says "I'll publish it."

Now I know Ah Clem be off plum, a mite, or so, but I come up with a working title 'Idiots Among Us' or 'The Idiot Invasion'! Any way I must have the word 'IDIOT' in the title! You know what the funniest part is??? You really want to know? I MEAN DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?????

Wouldn't need very much writing, just use already existing characters and make up aliases fer them. Add a dash a sprinkle of my sense o humor to it and wow-za! Write the daily goings on of what actually takes place in la-la land. It would be so silly like maybe silliness squared mucho times. I kid you not! I come home every day talkin to myself "I can't believe that happened!" Ferget all them reality shows. I'm here to tell ya! THERE ain't one reality show, that could hold a candle to... hell you could combine all them reality shows that's ever been or ever will be, and truth is, is, is, is way better!

"What makes where I work different?" I here y'all asking out there!!!

I have worked in factories all my life, with real honest, know what in the hell their doing Leaders, yep I also have been there, done that for a lot o years! Known good uns, known bad uns and all in between uns. No namsy pamsies led long, huh uh! Real leaders = real honest to goodness hard working people. You got to have leaders, other wise un, the crazies are in charge of the rail road!!!

Possibly that's why I take it so hard and therefore find it funnier than the black and white silent film 'The Keystone Cops'. Hey if you haven't seen it, get a copy and turn off the sound. (Little funny there, 'silent film' oh my God I've completely lost it!!! Nah plenty more where that come from!) I have seen it many times through the years and I always laugh.

The point being, that was a made up film, intended, created to be funny! I on the other hand work around some that are loony toony big time 'Keystone workers!'

Oh goodness gracious have I gone too far and said too much??? Nah! I'll save it for the book, but I'll give you sneak peeks occasionally as I attempt to go where no man has dared go before! 'How Dare I' (That's for you Timster!) take a boat into the deepest, darkest recesses of the Idiotic mind! I'm about to go where no man has gone before!

About Me

The pleasure of writing cannot be explained. You either love it or not. If you can imagine something and translate it into a readable form, you can recapture that feeling forever.
MISSION STATEMENT
After searching to find my way, I have finally found my vision. I once told someone if I was to own a T V Station or Newspaper I would make it into a Good News format. My dream is to be funny, down to earth, wholesome and to convey this through truth filled, heartfelt words. Hopefully a tiny bit of logic and wisdom may show up!