For the 500th time random drunken friends of my housemates: I'm gay! I don't do women. No, not even Megan Fox. Or Beyonce. I do guys, women are not on any of my to-do lists. There are no exceptions to this fact, please stop inquiring as to whether there are certain women I would, in fact, sleep with.

"Do you have a twin brother?" Only asked because I have SLIGHT similarities in physical appearance to another dude at my school."How are you THIS smart?" Oh I dunno, maybe I just pay attention and care about my schoolwork.

I know it's been mentioned, but "you don't talk much, do you?" is a horrible question to be asked. It cannot be answered in a way that does not make you look like a complete anti-social introvert ("no", or "yes, in fact I do" (it is somewhat akin to "have you stopped beating your wife" in that regard)) or absolute bastard ("I do, I just make a point of not talking to idiots, that's all").

When you stand up on the bus and the person next to you blocking you in to the window stares and goes "oh, do you want off?". NO I just felt like standing up in a moving vehicle, thanks.

This also becomes 5x more annoying when they know you want off then proceed to sit there until you make the point that they have to move for you to actually get out (with me having to vault over someone one time as well)

I'm amazed how many times this happens and how dumb each person involved is