Is It Time to Send Kim to the Squeezing Room Yet?

Filled with her bastard baby, the future fatty and soon forgotten Kim Kardashian has been shaking off rumors that she plans to sell off her future baby conceived through sweaty butt sex with Kanye West (a double miracle of conception as it was Kim who was plugging Kanye up the ass). We started those rumors, so I think you can call them dubious at best.

By the time Kim gets to divorce trial in May with the NBA baller who didn't realize he was signing off to be her next cuckold paycheck, she's going to look like a fucking aircraft carrier, complete with sailor jag-off lining the walls of her sleeping quarters.