Dumb Bitch Kills Old Lady, Didn’t Feel Too Bad

Kayla Gerdes is a bright 18 year old girl who decided she’d go on a joyride with her van. And since a sober joyride is boring, she decided to get high on painkillers first. Unfortunately Kayla’s joyride turned into vehicular manslaughter when she barreled into a woman’s yard and killed her.

Police say Kayla Gerdes was high on painkillers when she drove a van onto the front lawn and into a house in Hempstead, killing homeowner Rebecca Twine-Wright, 69, who was mowing her lawn.

Picture of Kayla's van after she ran it into a fucking house.

So I bet you’re thinking “Damn that girl must feel awful” right? Wrong. This is what she told police.

“The thing that made me feel not so bad was she was old. “I mean, 70 years is a long time to live.”

Pictured: Kayla is crying because she can't go to the mall. Doesn't really care about the lady she killed though.

I guess it’s true what they say. You can’t have manslaughter without laughter. Was a handful of vicodin and some residential speeding was worth it?