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The United Nations could learn a thing or two from Ultra. Imagine how much more effective Ban Ki-moon would be in bright pink booty shorts that said Slut across the butt. Hold up, Iran, before we drop these sanctions on your ass, allow me to drop ...

Downtown Miami’s 32-acre Bayfront Park is swarming with some 60,000 glistening, glittered bodies. The lights on Ultra Music Festival's Main Stage make the Vegas strip look like the ass of a dying lightning bug. The minimally dressed millennials ar...

Remember those roller rink birthday parties we used to have? Man, they were fun. There was pizza, a DJ, and you could always "accidentally" bump into Becky when no one was looking. She deserved it and everyone knew it. Well what if we told you tha...

The crowd at Culture Room was young last Friday. They wore tattoos and t-shirts and darted in and out of the venue for quick cigarette breaks in between sets. Someone not familiar with the Black Lips might have assumed the band was some up-a...

Welcome to Fort Lauderdale! How was the flight in from [insert boringly shaped state here]? We hope the humidity didn't catch you off-guard. It's a very wet heat down here in South Florida. Also, it's one of the hit-and-run capitals of America. Bu...

One of the worst things that can happen to your favorite stand up comic is wild, unbridled success. Once they start selling out arenas, the end is near. There's something about reaching the top that triggers that self-destructive part of the brain...