How YOU doin’, Marina?

3. Tell your own “abridged” version of a bedtime story.

“So there’s these three pigs…” turns page “And they all built houses, but only one was strong…” turns page “Then a wolf blew down the houses except for the strong one…” turns page “The end! Now go to sleep.”

4. Order your toddler food at a restaurant just so you can get a little mac ‘n’ cheese.