Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215

March 13, 2011

Lizarding Scoop!

Well, "scoop" is a little strong. I am probably not the first to capture one of these things on film.

They look a little scary but they are very skittish. They have to watch at ground level for other (bigger) lizards, and humans stepping on them, and the skies for birds zooming down for lunch. So my guess is that the "annoyed" look is permanent.

Take a tip from an Old Hand CR - in order to get animals to perform you must tempt them .. therefore, if you make a noise like a bit of lettuce when you want to see them you should have no more trouble in the future.

Oh that's easy. Print off a hundred or so copies of your latest scam email advising of the inheritance the Nigerian bank employee wants to secretly help you collect and hand them out.

"There ya go mate...a fortune for you there...just contact that fella at the bank down the road and he'll see you right. No please, take it...you need it more than I do....no no don't thank me...it's a pleasure...really."