Friday, 1 May 2015

John Key: An Everyday Ponytail-Pulling Kiwi guy

Following the New Zealand herald’s gradual
decline into a tabloid consisting of weird and grisly death stories and b-list
celebrity gossip, I’ve relied mainly on the Guardian for my news needs, and
tend to only drop in a couple times a week to the herald.co.nz unless something
particularly interesting is going on. Last week, however, NZ managed to make it
into the Guardian headlines (a fairly rare event). Unfortunately the headline
in question pertained to PM John Key’s half-assed apology for repeatedly
pulling a waitress’s hair after being told to stop. Later in the week the
Guardian also covered the accusations against the NZ Herald of deceiving and
manipulating the woman at the center of the story in order to get the
statements published in their coverage of the affair, against her explicit wishes,
so embarrassment all round.

And
who can blame her for not wanting to be identified with this story? Since the
Herald lost no time in publishing her full name and photo, New Zealanders have
called her attention-seeking and petty and have disputed her version of the
events (which you can read here) and
her right to be upset over them. Key has also been subject to global mockery: media
the world over have called his behavior childish and weird, many referencing
other instances of hair-pulling and various other embarrassing moments during Key’s stint as PM. Key made things yet
worse by trying to blow off the hair-pulling as a ‘bit of banter’/an innocent
practical joke, to which the response of the media at large has been ‘right…
that’s a bit funny, if you’re nine years old.’

But
apart from a couple of speculative articles suggesting the fallout might see
Key fighting official sexual harassment charges in court, there’s been little
serious media commentary on how this may influence Key’s reputation nationally
and abroad. A handful of Tumblr users have dutifully drudged up other clips and
photos of him touching girls’/women’s hair and seem to have convinced a large
part of the internet that he has a not-so-latent hair fetish. Within the New
Zealand public a few distinct camps have arisen: there are those who think the
whole incident is trivial and blown out of proportion, and has no serious
bearing on Key’s leadership position; others who were already somewhat
embarrassed of the prime minister and bemoan that he is the single most
significant representative of our country, a number of voices criticizing the
Key’s sexism and his unwillingness to take responsibility for his actions, and
at least as many people approvingly echoing Key’s own characterization of
himself as ‘probably the most casual prime minister New Zealand’s ever had’.

Nobody’s
denying that. Over the past few days the country has been reminded of all the
weirdly facetious and borderline-unprofessional moments in Key’s career,
ranging from his awkward but harmless planking photo to his decidedly inappropriate jokes about a Maori tribe ‘having him
for dinner’ and a radio host’s ‘gay red shirt’, reminding us all (as if we
needed it) that John Key has always been a jokester. You know, like the awkward,
over-confident, mildly racist uncle you try to avoid at family barbeques.
Moreover, New Zealand has always implicitly celebrated him for this quality:
after all, New Zealanders like to think of their country as egalitarian and classless,
and nothing better supports that notion than a prime minister who can make fun
of himself.

On
a superficial level, I rather like the idea of a prime minister who’s just your
average kiwi guy. I like that a radio talk-show host can ask John Key his
opinion on the new flag submissions and then tell him his choice is ‘bloody horrible’. It feels like that absence of stiff ideals of leaderly prestige can
only contribute to a more open and honest dialogue between the PM and his
people. But the other side of this is that Key isn’t taken as seriously as
other world leaders, in New Zealand or elsewhere. As the woman Key harassed points out on her
blog, he ‘seemed
to think that his job demanded less professionalism than that of a waitress’, despite being charged with running the country.

However, although
Key has become something of an international laughing stock over his hair
pulling, it seems the world considers it more as fodder for satire than as a
serious indication of Key’s sexism and disrespect for women and girls, much
less an issue of harassment or sexual assault. Within New Zealand’s political
scene the focus has been on Key’s responsibility as a role model and
representation of the country, rather than as a human being interacting with
other human beings. Apart from a few women’s organizations who have labeled
Key’s behavior as sexist bullying, a majority of politicians and authority
figures have responded by making fun of Key, denying the significance of his
actions, or blankly echoing his apologies and suggesting we all accept them and
move on. The most disappointing of these came from our Minister for Women,
Louise Upston, who implicitly legitimized Key’s behavior by calling it
‘light-hearted’ and refusing to comment on how it relates to women’s rights in
the workplace.

What seems to have gone largely unrecognized
throughout this affair is the extent to which Key’s everyday kiwi bloke persona
normalizes and legitimizes problematic behavior. The fact is that the ‘kiwi
bloke’ Key represents belongs to a generation that still thinks it’s funny to
joke about Maori being cannibals, doesn’t realize the harmfulness of using the
word ‘gay’ as an insult, and touches women’s bodies as if they are public
property, without thinking (or maybe just without caring) about how degraded
and humiliated that makes them feel. And every time a New Zealander –
politician or not – says something like ‘well, that’s just him joking around,
he’s allowed to have a sense of humor, he’s just an ordinary guy’, we give the
world more reason to associate New Zealanders with the set of outdated, sexist,
racist and homophobic worldviews that John Key continually embodies.

Unfortunately,
it seems unlikely that this will really mar Key’s position in New Zealand: the
most recent polls showed no significant change in Key’s perception amongst the
New Zealand public. The sexual harassment complaint launched against Key came
from a private prosecutor without any connection to the woman concerned, making
it unlikely that anything will come of it. If Key’s other embarrassing actions
are any indication, it seems unlikely that anyone will be talking about it a
month’s time. I hope that the woman at the center of the drama feels that the
discussion that has come out of her statements outweighs the personal criticism
she has faced as a result of it, but my gut feeling is that she will probably
suffer at least as much fall-out from this as John Key does.