On TV Tuesday, March 31

SERIES PREMIERE Osbournes: Reloaded, 9:20 p.m., Fox The whole Ozzy clan does comic bits on the street and in the studio, the first of which is traveling the country to live with other families with the Osbourne surname. Don't ask us about the starting time — it makes about as much sense as the rest of the show does.

SERIES PREMIERE Cupid, 10 p.m., ABC Bobby Cannavale stars as the titular matchmaker in this reboot of the 1998 offering starring Jeremy Piven, which lasted all of 15 episodes. Let's see if the aim is better.

SERIES PREMIERE Pretty Wicked, 11 p.m., Oxygen We don't understand these shows that purport to judge true inner beauty. If these contestants are jerks their entire lives, surely they can fake out a TV crew for a couple of weeks.