Infuriating Twins Must Leave For Eternity, Court Rules

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss must go away and never come back, ever, with their whining about how they only made, like, $100 million+ on their Facebook settlement, said the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. No, Tyler. No, Cameron. Just: No.

In a very short order attached to the original decision, the appeals court swatted down the Harvard alumni twins' bid for an en banc hearing to overturn a prior Ninth Circuit decision against them: