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October 27, 2005

Dumb Debarge Arithmetic

Ok... by now I am sure that you have all heard that supposedly Janet Jackson and James Debarge had a child during their marriage that is now 18 years old and raised by the eldest Jackson child, Rebbie. Young Debarge, James' younger brother put it on blast on NYC's hot 97.

Janet is the QUEEN of SECRETS. She managed to keep her marriage a secret for nearly a decade. She has been able to keep the truth behind the boob exposing stunt a secret. (Come on... who really bought that? Bra's dont just rip away like that. Ask any hetero man or lesbian woman.) So, if this rumor were true, I would not be surprised.

My first instinct was to dismiss it. But then I started thinking. Do the math. Janet is now 39. The supposed love child is 18. So Janet would have to be 21. At 21, when Janet had just put out Control, she was FAT, and wearing all those weight concealing black turtlenecks, jackets and baggy pants. hmmm... Not that I am saying its true. Just saying that it is plausible.

But then... Janet and James were only married for three months in 1984. Subtract 1984 from our current year of 2005, and the love child would have to be 21 not 18 for it to work. Is it realistic to believe that Janet kept getting her groove on with James (a drug addict) for 3 years after a marriage that only lasted for 3 months...?

Which do you believe?

A) That Janet has a secret child raised by Rebbie that was able to escape the cameras for 18 years and could elude cameras even now, and that the Debarge family would allow them to keep a child when they had money and lawyers of their own. (James Debarge also has another daugher around the same age who wants to grow up to be a singer and lists Janet Jackson as one of her idols.)

B) Or is Young Debarge a lying azz wanna be R&B singer who can't do simple math, that is only trying to drum up some publicity for his new album that no one cares about.

Even despite Janet's LEGENDARY secret keeping abilities... I have to say... I think this is all bullshyt. I can add, and Dumb Young Debarge's Arithmetic just doesn't add up.

For you gossip mongers who still believe... here is a picture of Rebbie with husband Nathaniel and their family.

(Notice the conspicuous absence of any 18 year old Puerto Rican and Black teen-aged girl.)

I would like for everyone that called young Debarge Dumb to go ahead and apologize. There is proof out there that Janet Jackson had a child with his brother James. It is true the statement was made by Rebbie Jackson herself. She made the statement before Janet had the baby. I heard it from Rebbie after one of her perfomances of centipede. During a Q & A session from the audiance. The marriage lasted a little longer than three months.

I went back and read more of the prior comments. Rebbie actually stated that she wanted to give Janet a chance to pursue her career. That she would be rearing Janet's child but the child would know when the time was right who it's (her) mother and father are. I argued often with friends that were not able to attend this event about the child Janet was to have. When the story broke I contacted many of those friends just to say "I told you so". This is not a joking matter and I could imagine very painful for Renee ironic we share the same middle name and similar story. I was 30 when my news was revealed to me. So I pray that one day Janet will sit down with Renee like my mother sat down with me and tell the truth. It is very important to know who you are and where you came from. Best wishes..."crycrew"

The girl you all are refering to been Renee is Brandi Jackson Jackie's Adopted Daughter Brandi was Born in 1982 years before Janet's Secret Baby was supposed Born in 1985 accordings to The DeBarge Family Janet due date was August of 1985 & her Child would now be 25 .

Which means Brandi can not be The Secret Baby been born in 1982 Years before Janet was even Married to James.

Also Brandi's Mother Is to be A Woman that Jackie had Affair with , Paula Abdul & Jackie was having a affair & Paula was to have had a Abortion around the exact time Brandi was born , & Brandi does look like A Child Between Jackie & Paula Or another woman he had A Affair with back in the 80's .

& Brandi is now 28 Way older then Janet & James Secret Child Who would be 25 years old .

So Brandi can not be A Child between James & Janet due to Jackie Cheatting & Him & Enid Suddenly Adopts Brandi who Looks Like Jackie & Paula Abdul Or Another Woman .

Do your Math How the hell could Brandi be Janet & James's Child & The Girl was born in 1982 , Janet was Pregnant in 1984 & supposely Gave birth around 1985 to her own Child.

& The DeBarge are not even Latino Or any spanish decent Their Father was Robert DeBarge ( White ) & Mother Etterlene DeBarge ( African American) The DeBarge's Look Mexican But Are not They are Half White.

& If you go & look up Jackie Jackson they have his Kids & Their Birthdays
Brandi's Birthday is Febuary 6th 1982.

Janet was only 15 in 82" & was on TV around the time Brandi was born in 1982 .

so how can Brandi be Janets Secret Kid w/James DeBarge & Janet was dating Todd Bridge's around 15 yrs old very Shortly even Todd said him & Jan was dating & she was on The Show which would be 1981-82" which would make Janet 15 yrs old .

So Brandi could be Jackie's Kid with another woman Or Just A Kid him & His wife decided to Adopted But Baby girl was in 1982 .

Everyone on this page is DUMB as Fuck if you believe for a min that Janet and James have a baby... Why do it matter to y'all huh it's not y'all family. Y'all bitches dont even now Janet or the Jackson Family for real.. You think you do but you don't!!! It's funny how y'all are on here going back and forth about something your not 100% about. Get a life or a matter of fact worry about your own fucking life....CLOWNS!!!!

1. Brandi Jackson was born in 1982 in 1983 Jackie did A rolling stone Interview & announced that him & then wife Enid had A 1 year old baby girl . which would indeed make Brandi birth to be in 1982 if she was 1/A year old in 83" which would mean Janet was 16 in 1982 & was on "Different Strokes" as Charlene between 1981 & 1982 & even 1983 Janet played Charlene on "Different Strokes" . mind you all Back in the 80's some TV Networks was strict on Young girls been Pregnant on A sitcom show or any show for that matter , & lets not forget in 1983 Dana Plato got pregnant with her son & was fired in 1983 by the TV Network which means If Janet had Brandi her butt would have been Fired just like Dana was in 1983 with the Pregnancy of her son , So it don't make since of why? they would Fire Dana in 1983 For been Pregnant but Not Janet .

2. People have said They Changed Brandi's Name & Year Of Birth .....LOL I'm not understanding how the hell would this work if Brandi was already born in 1982 & 1 years old in 1983 & 5 or 6 in 1988 & In the 2300 Jackson Street Video Its Clear that Brandi is at least 6 years of age Not 1 or 2 years old as Janet & James daughter if Janet was pregnant in 1985 would be & Brandi was already 3 years old in 85" .....LOL so it would be Hard to try to Pass a 5 or 6 year old Child as Someones Baby they just had in 1985 given the fact that We all seen Pictures of Brandi as A Child & She was 8 years old in Her Uncle Mikes Black & White Video & In Janet's 1990 Japan Commercial as the Little girl who was Getting on The Train In A cute Blue Jean Outfit & Big Curly Hair .....LOL Brandi was also among the Jackson Children on the Phil Donahuge Show back in 89" & once again she looked at least 5 or 6 maybe could had been 7 years old & setting in the Audience In A White Dress . So Brandi's Age Don't match up to her been Janet's Baby she had in 1985 ( DO YOUR MATH & PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE ).

3. Just Because Someone may look like someone or people doesn't mean they are Hell I've seen girl's in NY who have the same facial features as Brandi & skin Complexion as Brandi & are of Puerto Rican or Latino decent Or biracial Black/White & look like they could be DeBarge/Jackson's Kid but aren't , Hell I have A Cousin who looks like My Aunt & Her Ex-Husband But shes not even neither one of their Kid shes my other Aunts Child & Husband Kid . & Plus Janet's Kid don't Necessary have to come out with light skin & look like A DeBarge as everyone thinks After all James is Mix with Black & Janet is Black so anything could come out of the mixing pot here but The child don't have to look like A Light Skin Child to be A DeBarge After all Some of The DeBarge Children don't look like your Light Skin DeBarge For Example " Chico Javon DeBarge" I would not have placed him as A DeBarge Kid due to him been Caramel dark Skinned , With African Features , He has Pretty Hair but If you saw him Walking down the street & you didn't know who he was you would just think he was A Black guy with A Good Perm on his head .....LOL so what makes everyone think Janet's secret Son or Daughter would be Light skinned . Just comes to show how closed minded some people are just because 1 Parent is Half black don't mean the child would look like Brandi nor even the skin complexion .

4. The DeBarge's I'm sure know & have seen pictures of Brandi , Why? is it If Brandi was James why isn't anyone talking about Jackie's ( SUPPOSED ADOPTED ) Daughter & given the Fact she was born in 1982 I believe James & Janet were dating & I don't think James was on Drugs in 1981-82 So I would think he would know rather if Brandi was His & I would think Brandi herself would have reached out to the Family given the fact she's now 29 almost 30 years old now .

So i mean Brandi been Janet's kid w/James The Math don't add up & Them Changing her Year of birth Wouldn't make since especially since she was born in 1982 .

Also the little girl in the 2300 Jackson Street Video that Janet is Holding Is her Niece Autumn ( Jermaine & Hazel Gordy's Daughter ) & the Girl that someone said they saw in A Picture Is of Another Niece Brittny Jackson ( Marlon & Carol's Daughter ) who look like a Carbon copy of Janet but Britny was born in the Mid 70's or some time in the 70's & so was Autumn as well Janet also has Another Niece who looks a lot like her & thats Steveanna ( Randy & Eliza's Daughter ) .

Also Rebbie's Daughter Stacee Also kinda Favor's Janet a little , So I mean Some of the Grand kids Look like Aunt Janet But it doesn't mean their her Daughter By James DeBarge .

Also I Heard that Brandi isn't even Adopted That she is indeed Jackie & Enid's Birth Child she had in 1982 with Husband Jackie & plus Enid was of Mix race so Brandi could have just gotten some Genes from Enid's Mix Culture .