This show actually exists. After being banned in Great Britain, the show “Sex Box” is now traveling to Australia. Couples bang it out in a large box, while the audience listens, and then have their performance examined by the judges. Judges include sex experts Tracey Cox, Phillip Hodson, and Dan Savage.

If a show is too raunchy for Europe, it’s probably not very appropriate. Anyone who is willing to fornicate on screen and have their moans and groans recorded is ballsy, no pun intended. I can’t imagine couples are going all out during these sessions, knowing that they’re being listened to, but I would love to hear some of the raunchiest screams. I’d lose my mind if I’m sitting on the couch on a week night and i heard “put it in my ass” coming from inside the sex box. I’d tune in to this show on a weekly basis, no doubt. I might even travel to Australia to be a part of a live studio audience for this one.

Here’s a picture of the legendary sex box itself. That thing’s gotta be a cesspool of sperm and gonorrhea.