A beat up box of Arbitrary

I'm not going to lie, I was getting a little anxious when I had yet to receive anything ten days after I got the email telling me my Arbitrary day gift had shipped.

When the mailman showed up on the eleventh day and handed me a priority mail box that looked like it had been used as the ball in a game of kickball, my anxiety only increased. And then I opened the box of awesome.

Contents:
1 letter explaining gift
1 printout of Captain America being awesome
1 book which looks like it will be a good read
1 5028840282 pound bag of trail mix
1 pair of gently used safety goggles
1 Batman Pez dispenser
1 velcro nurse patch
1 Shrek toy of unknown purpose
1 Special Forces sticker
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