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Jozy Altidore Sucks Forum

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Diver, complainer, LAZY. Acts like he is a Derek Jeter type veteran leader. King of the tap in. Let’s his team mates do all the work then grabs the ball for PKs. USMNT goals against CONCACAF minnows. Overpaid disgrace and everyone knows. Commentators don’t criticize US players directly for fear of losing their jobs. Absolute joke if he tries to get involved in coaching.

Altidore is garbage and I’m convinced that I might be a better soccer player than him. During his time in the premier league he managed to only score 2 goals in 70 games...as a striker. He brings a bad name to U.S. exports and a bad name to the MLS since he has managed to be successful in the U.S. league and absolute garbage damn near everywhere else

Thanks to the creator of this page. I have been frustrated for years that this fraud is even in professional soccer. No touch, no creativity, or Soccer IQ to play in the USL let alone WC. He is the shining example of what is wrong with USMNT. He should be shamed at all stadiums for the rest of his career. The T&T game is his legacy.

Shot high in the seventh minute. Made weak effort in air battle for 40th minute corner kick, headed high in the 54th minute, and in the 84th minute hit the ball weakly twice during a goalmouth scramble.

Every one of the players (even Wood) except Pulisic needs to be let loose never allowed to wear jersey again. They blew 2 Olympicbids and a WC bid. Sorry performers sorry attitudes. This is what you get when you select players not by skill and performance but by politics.

He spends more time on the ground or crying to a ref than he does making productive runs out on goal shots. He scores one real goal and one pk lady night and he's all they talk about. Pulisic and Wood should be who they talk about!

Don't the coaches have the performance stats? Seriously, Bradley used to be good but in the last year he's started to suck. Altidore, Bradley and Johnson just give the ball up too damn much with our without any pressure. Jesus, if you can't put the ball in an area where your teammate can beat the defender to it just get off the field.

The US are a one dimensional team with him on the pitch. He can't hold the ball, and even if he could his pass completion percentage is garbage. One out of five games he scores a good goal but that's not enough to offset the damage he's doing the rest of the time.

I'm so in awe of how he continues to play for the usmnt. I just don't see how he possibly could be considered a better option than wood. He has seemingly lost the will to run and his first touch seems to be akin to a drunk penguin

The falling down with pressure at his back and his listless effort in tracking are my main issues with Jozy...for as big a dude as he is, he is soft as tissue paper. Plus he doesn't have a professional touch AT ALL...Give me Dom. Jordan or Wood any day. I can't stand watching Jozy play...

I have been searching for many years for a site like this. I would like to personally thank the creator for this masterpiece. Altidore is by far the worst footballer I've seen live at a stadium and I am riled by even the sound of his name being brought up in a discussion of premier league football