Halfpops are the Hans & Franz of popcorn. Where sissy girly men might eat airy, puffy, pouf clouds for snacks, real Alphas eat Halfpops. Halfpops take your regular popcorn kernels and [clap] pump them up. Less popping and less fluffing for a higher concentration of texture and flavor in these dense nuggets of deliciousness.

Halfpops come in Aged White Cheddar, Butter and Sea Salt, and Caramel and Sea Salt. They are popped partway to full snacking power without artificial flavors, preservatives, hydrogenated oils, or corn syrup. They're also gluten and nut free. The listing shown here is for 16, 2-ounce individual bags of Halfpops.

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