The Hershey Company has just announced they'll be releasing Reese's Peanut Butter Cups filled with Reese's Pieces this July, leading at least one internet jerkoff blogger to cancel his gym membership because why even bother? Nobody ever sticks with their New Year's Resolutions anyway. I did stick to what I gave up for Lent though, but only because I gave up caring. When reached for comment about the new candy, the hospital informed me E.T. died due to complications from diabetes.

\n\nThe Hershey Company has just announced they'll be releasing Reese's Peanut Butter Cups filled with Reese's Pieces this July, leading at least one internet jerkoff blogger to cancel his gym membership because why even bother? Nobody ever sticks with their New Year's Resolutions anyway. I did stick to what I gave up for Lent though, but only because I gave up caring. When reached for comment about the new candy, the hospital informed me E.T. died due to complications from diabetes. \n\nThanks to I am Susan, but are you sure? Maybe you're Karen.