The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.17.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your final installment for the week as Fish and I take pause tomorrow to call our dads and thank them for not making us die an excruciating death so that you all can live your lives like giant assholes, ignore everything we taught you, but promise real hard that you love us, so you can come live in our kickass tree fort when you die. Seriously dad, thanks for not doing that, I mean, you’d have to be a real sadist to pull some shit like that on your own kid.

So enjoy Michael Douglas getting photobombed, Jon Hamm and the easiest ‘objects may be larger than they appear’ joke opportunity ever, and the tremendous run of random butts starting here that I shoved into this thing because resurrecting boners is a passion I take seriously.