Category: Ineptitude & Incompetence

“…I guess [that] means that my friends see me as a fashion- and hair-challenged middle-aged woman who says nonsensical words and strangles herself with a phone.”The only logical explanation for why Gale Beggy reminds people of me

“Maybe he figured out some way to keep that from happening… [perhaps] some kind of flame retardant beard wash.”
Speculation on how Blackbeard the pirate kept the lit candles he put in his beards from torching his face