Jake's Corner

CHRIS BROWN actually admitted that RIHANNA traded UP to LEONARDO DICAPRIO. He said, quote, "I'm gonna have to give her that . . . High five. You can only go up, and that's the upper, upper echelon . . . I'm not even a hater. I'll give you a slap on the back, booty, everything, [and say], 'Hey, do your thing. Good game.'"

If you don't believe the marriage of CAMERON DIAZ and BENJI MADDEN is going to last forever, then you know NOTHING about the power of tattoos. Because Benji got Cameron's name inked across his chest, above a big heart. So obviously, there's no way they could possibly ever break up.

Rumor has it TOM BRADY wants to pursue ACTING when he retires from football. Supposedly, his wife GISELE BUNDCHEN isn't too thrilled about it though, because she doesn't like the thought that he'd be hanging out with hot actresses all day.

RIHANNA had a huge party Friday night for her 27th birthday, and sources say her alleged boyfriend LEONARDO DICAPRIO helped put it on. It was held at a private home in Beverly Hills and lasted until 4:00 A.M. the next morning. Guests included Naomi Campbell, Mick Jagger, Beyoncé, Jay Z, and Russell Simmons. A source says Rihanna and Leo were, quote, "dancing close all night."

Four members of the KARDASHIAN clan were involved in a car accident on an icy road in Montana on Saturday. KHLOE was driving an SUV with KIM, KYLIE and North inside, when a plow passed them, kicking up snow and making it hard for Khloe to see. They hit a patch of ice, spun out and ended up in a ditch on the other side of the road. Nobody was injured. Kim later Tweeted a picture of the Montana sky, with the caption, "Thank you God for watching over us and keeping us safe."

KANYE WEST has told some tall tales, but this might be the tallest: During a radio interview Friday, Kanye was asked if BEYONCÉ and KIM KARDASHIAN hate each other. He said no . . . which is questionable. But then he took it too far. He said, quote, "When Beyoncé's working on an album, she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend went on a Twitter rant Saturday. Nick Gordon, who is reportedly barred from seeing Bobbi, tweeted, "Let me in the hospital to see my girl and let her hear my voice. SHE WILL WAKE UP!!!”" Nick wrote the posts just hours after a report hit the Internet saying Bobbi Kristina was using drugs, including heroin, before she was found unconscious in a bathtub.

Doctors performed a tracheotomy on BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN this week . . . so they could move her breathing tube from her mouth to her throat. It's a standard procedure, and cuts down on the risk of infection. But it's also a sign that she won't recover anytime soon. Dr. Sanjay Gupta told CNN, quote, "This is an indication that the patient will need this for weeks and months to come, as opposed to hours and days." Bobbi is still in a medically-induced coma, but sources close to the family say doctors are slowly trying to bring her out of it.

New details emerged about WARREN SAPP's arrest in a Phoenix hotel room after the Super Bowl. Police say he used his phone to record one of the two prostitutes he was caught with giving him ORAL LOVE. He even showed the video to the cops. The report also says that the trouble started because Sapp had paid the women $300 each . . . but the woman who "performed" on him wanted MORE for actual intercourse, and he refused.

Vanilla Ice was released from custody in Florida after being arrested and charged with breaking into and stealing from an abandoned million dollar home that’s in foreclosure. He’s out on $6,000 bail and says the burglary and grand theft charges he's facing are just a misunderstanding that’s "just blown out of proportion." Ice thought some of the items were fair game because it was on the curb.

A 21-year-old man has filed a civil lawsuit claiming he's JAY Z's son. The man says Jay and his mom used to get busy in the early '90s. The mom tried to get him to take a paternity test in 2010, but a judge declined to hear the case, claiming he lacked jurisdiction based on Jay's address. But in the civil suit, the man says Jay LIED about his address to get out of taking the test.

Oh, those KIM KARDASHIAN selfies . . . so spontaneous, so natural. Or are they? A "source" says Kim pays a Photoshop expert $100,000 a year to touch up her selfies before she shares them with the world. This woman is on call 24-7, and will, quote, "deliver a revamped image in less than 30 minutes." The originals are DESTROYED once they're touched up, so no one will ever see them. And the woman has signed a nondisclosure agreement, so she'd be in big trouble if she secretly kept any and they somehow got out.

Lent started yesterday, and E! Online put together a list of things celebrities could give up. For instance, they suggest that Taylor Swift give up on dancing, Justin Bieber ditch the hair dye, Ashton Kutcher stop wearing trucker hats, and Kanye West avoid interviews.

VANILLA ICE was ARRESTED yesterday for stealing furniture and other items from a home that's in foreclosure in Lantana, Florida. Police say Ice . . . a.k.a. ROBERT VAN WINKLE . . . stole a pool heater, a bicycle and other stuff in addition to the furniture. The theft occurred sometime between December and this month. Ice has been renovating a nearby house, possibly for his cable show "The Vanilla Ice Project", and police found the stolen loot after executing a search warrant.

Here's the BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN situation in a nutshell: She is still alive . . . she also doesn't seem to be recovering . . . and her family is a complete CIRCUS, as usual. Here's the latest: "Us" magazine claims Bobbi Kristina's so-called family is "feuding at her bedside" . . . and her dad BOBBY BROWN is already looking into what will happen to the $20 million inheritance she got after her mom WHITNEY HOUSTON died. A "source" says, quote, "He's fighting with the Houstons about money . . . as the situation gets more grave, I think people are feeling the pressure. Money is a big point of contention." Well, how sweet.

At her dad's fashion show last week, North West was actually wearing a BULLET-PROOF VEST that he designed. And by the way . . . thanks to North throwing a temper tantrum during the show, there is now supposedly a NO KIDS rule for the rest of New York Fashion Week.

Law enforcement sources are in possession of video from an MTA bus which caught the entire Bruce Jenner car crash. According to TMZ, it shows Bruce struck both cars, and the Lexus driver never made contact with the Prius. Bruce hit the Lexus, which propelled it into oncoming traffic and then struck the Hummer. Bruce then continued on and hit the Prius. So, according to the video, Bruce was following too close, which opens the door to a possible vehicular manslaughter prosecution.

The Motion Picture Production Code that was used from 1930 to 1968 had a lot of restrictions that are quite different from today's standards. For instance, kisses couldn't be "lustful" or last more than three seconds . . . nudity, even in silhouette, was banned . . . and even married couples had to sleep in separate beds.

ALEX RODRIGUEZ is sorry that he got caught juicing, and was suspended for all of last season. In a handwritten letter to fans, he says, quote, "I take full responsibility for the mistakes that led to my suspension. I regret that my actions made the situation worse than it needed to be. I can only say 'I'm sorry.'"

Comedy Central has released the first promo for their upcoming roast of JUSTIN BIEBER, and it shows Justin shirtless and being pelted with EGGS in slow motion.