We Love Nintendo, But They Would Gladly Kill Your First-Born Son

Gamnesia: Nintendo needs to get their act together. You read that first sentence correctly. Nintendo is having a lot of trouble right now, what with a rough Wii U launch and other competitors announcing shiny new consoles. The Big N is in financial danger, and that fact simply cannot be ignored.

However, that problem is miniscule to the issue concerning the interaction the publisher has with its loyal consumers. We fans give Nintendo our all. We purchase their brand new games. We support them when the going gets rough. We create new things to show our appreciation and love for the company! Nintendo fans love Nintendo.

this is probably a joke article (i did laugh), but why did this get approved? Even if it wasn't a joke, you can't really take it seriously. I mean mariotroid? the hero of hyrule is zelda? starfox in dreamland?

It's not in everyone DNA to be making a article. You read the first sentence correctly. Nintendo is not in financial danger. Sony is having alot of trouble right now and is in financial danger. They would gladly kill your first born son is talking crazy. You need to get your act together. A article like this cannot be ignored. Keep Nintendo out of your mouth, that would be best.

You got a little nuttier than needed at the end but I know you had to so that everyone would see through the dead-pan humor.

-Then again with some of the anti- Nintendo articles out their maybe you had to-

(I've even seen people acting like the XB1 is only going to be a TV control device when logic should dictate that Microsoftis going to show games- I mean just a walk through a Game store should give you a clue...)- But I'm a Nintendo Fan not Microsoft... I'm not going to treat XB1 like people treated Vita & WiiU.