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Soar into the world of spandex, capes, and USA being number one in this patriotic play session of Palladium’s Heroes Unlimited. Zack’s mutant hero, School Prayering Mantis, joins the Sentinels of Liberty and Justice, a team of super heroes sponsored by the US government. The Sentinels are summoned to the White House and given a…

Another Halloween means another opportunity for privileged white people to embarrass themselves by choosing racist costumes. It’s not just blackface anymore. America’s racists are getting creative and this year introduces a new trend with several racist costumes for small children. Those who are easily offended by disgusting racism should turn back now. Jewish Man Costume…

Confused about Canada’s recent elections? You’re not alone. This week, a rising political star won a decisive victory for Canada’s Liberal Party. Though his name is a familiar one up north, many Americans haven’t been introduced to Justin Trudeau. So, who is he? Let’s take a closer look. So, who’s this Justin Trudeau guy? Justin…

I admire and adore the millennials. Obviously, it’s because I am one, not one of the godlike elders who enslave us. That doesn’t mean that we millennials, ages 18 to 34, can’t do better. Below is a pledge all of us should take publicly, as per our role as the chattel for the last age of…

The American Dream is dead. In our sterile hospitals, instruments are washed and wounds are packed with gauze. In immaculate homes, our hands are endlessly sanitized and our surfaces scrubbed with bleach. Hollywood smears the screens with beautiful flesh, every unwanted crease filled with putty. Is this denatured pageant all that remains of our once-gross nation? No!…

Hello, hello, welcome. Good to see you, Felljoy. How’s Birdy? Maxmillian, back from the Continent? You’ve got that gypsy color again. Lord Shidesmouth, Oxford’s nineteenth-year senior, at it again. Waltar Buggingdon, still crippled and late as usual. Please, lads, have a seat. Piers Gaveston, now in session and all that. Business first. As always, we…