Category Archives: Food/Recipes

Every year at this time Pops comes to me with a modest request. Will I secure a detox cleanse kit for him. Oh.. and will I do it with him. He wants a clean-me-out-for-I-have-not-been-diligent-lately program.

His favorite indulgence is:

Doesnt matter what form the coke comes….Just bring it. Now.

Mine?

Caramel sauce. By the bucket. I tend to be conservative with my indulgences since each time I indulge I get what feels like a Jack Daniels hangover.

On and off for the last 10 years we have participated in programs with questionable results. My nutty food sensitivities force me to eat pretty well throughout the year, so I can’t really tell overall.

After using the same one for several years, I called my doctor to see if he recommended a newer/better body cleaner outer. He did. So we did.

This is not a plug for this item. Believe me. This is not a plug for this item. Core Restore? Six pack abs at end of week? If you notice it even comes with an electric stirrer for the yummy powder that we get to drink twice daily. The upside to this is that it only lasts 7 days oppose to the 14 day we’ve done in the past.

So, what’s the big deal. you ask?

The big deal is this. When Pops read the instructions he stopped and said, “Oh my. (actually that’s what I said) It says here that we can begin eating on the third day. WH-A–T? Okay.. we calmed ourselves and beginning Saturday night at 9:53 pm we stopped eating. We resumed eating on TUESDAY at 7:26 am. Just approximately. Let me count….. somewhere in the vicinity of 56 hours. It was THE most uncomfortable two days of my life. (I am totally aware that I am dealing with a first world problem and I am very sensitive to those who are not as fortunate as me. Just want to be clear. I am just being honest. ) Now, I have gone much longer without food in the midst of a medical situation, but I wasn’t in my right mind and I think they were getting stuff in me somehow. And Pops, oh my goodness, he is still down for the count. Poor guy.

On Monday, he decided to stay home for the fasting was sweating his little brow. 46 hours into the fast he walked in on me watching Dives and Diners (not sure on name). They were in Texas, I think, checking out the Texas size burgers. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? he said. I can tell you that I was out of my ever livin’ mind.

I contemplate fasting as a prayer offering often. I would love to be able to that. I physically don’t think I can handle this. I felt like I was in stressed heart attack mode. Flu systems too. Major toxic shake out. Maybe now that I’ve gone 56 hours, I can give ‘er a 24 hour try as a prayer lift. Have you ever fasted? My son, who has not eaten for days in Army Special Force training, says it gets better. You no longer feel hungry after days. Maybe because you are not. alive. anyMORE.

Another thing I learned during the two days of fast is that meal time is a sacred thing to me. I look forward to meals. We gather and we talk. Those two days? No need to talk. Passing ships in the morning, noon and night. Pops says, do you need anything while I am out? Nope. More time to stir and shift in my hungry seat since I don’t have any preparing to do. Threw both of us into total fuzzy land.

We are half way through the week. I feel normal now. Unfortunately, Pops is feeling a little under the weather. Feeling results? Who the heck knows. Yeah sure. Why not? I did not lose a single ounce of weight during the 56 hour fast. So whatever that’s worth. I really wasn’t trying but if your going to take the time, there may as well be a bonus, right?

It is valuable couple time together. Try it. Couples that clean out bodies together, stay together.

Like this:

A good farmer friend to the north of us sent me this video. Yep, farmer friend to the north. I would have a farmer wanna be friend from Canada. Our dreams were laid down on many a table whilst biking through Vermont years ago and I am happy to report that he and his beautiful Catherine and we people are realizing our dreams together. I cant wait to travel to the northern land above us to see their farm soon.

He is a gentle soul so it does not surprise me that he sent me this video and when I watched it, it made me yearn for a gentler world. It made me smile just as he thought it would. And I am forever grateful that my animals teach me daily something new about relationships. Enjoy. And thank you, Farmer Doug, for thinking of me as usual.

I don’t think I saw sweet potatoes on our dinner table growing up. It was thrown in sometimes on Thanksgiving by someone. But, if my memory serves me correctly, I don’t think my mother has ever bought a sweet potato. Has yours? But in her defense, I don’t think I have ever bought rhubarb. Nor has she really. Whate’er.

We have tons of hamburger and I have been trying to think of good recipes. I have hit upon a scrumptuous dish that involves sweet potatoes. It was such a hit that I scrambled for more sweet potato dishes and hit on another winner. Sweet potatoes are so great and sweet. And so nutritious. We need them in our lives more often.

This first recipe is so sweet and yummy. The hamburger tasted like sloppy joe mixture. It calls for many middle eastern spices. I am convinced that a sloppy joe could be made with the following spices and the typical junk left out. i.e. ketchup, brown sugar, etc. I’ll let you know how that turns out.

Pops and I were blown away by the flavors of these two recipes. I hope you are too.

First, before I tell the cod liver tale, I want to share my new breakfast concoction that is total yummo. Total healthy. Plus a secret ingredient that makes it all worthwhile.

Karen’s Yogurt Supreme

Ready?

Fresh Blueberries

A couple of tablespoons of flax

A couple of tablespoons of Chia seed

Full Fat (always. If the fat is from a good source, it is terrific for us.) Organic PLAIN yogurt.

A couple of tablespoons of pumpkin seeds. Preferably soaked and dried.

A couple of tablespoons of sunflower seeds. Preferably soaked and dried.

About 8 drops of Stevia sweetener.

And now for the secret ingredient…..

The darkest chocolate you can find. Less sugar. Less processed.

A teaspoon (or more) of grated dark chocolate. Ooooh myyyy goodnessss. This breakfast is good. And thoroughly healthy. Every last drop.

Cod Liver Oil

I was reading an article about a gal who had extreme inflammation in her mouth. Her dentist had her on antibiotics over the course of a year and did not help her. Someone told her to take 1 1/2 t. cod liver in the morning and at night. Also, she was told to do “oil pulling” which is where you put gobs of oil in your mouth and “chew” it for like 15 minutes and spit it out. I have done this before and it is not pleasant, and made me gag. I do believe it has medicinal qualities but the buck has to stop somewhere and that is where it stops for me.

5 months ago I went into my dentist for a cleaning and told them that it sorta hurt to bite down on popcorn. Nothing else, just popcorn. Next thing I knew I was in the chair getting a filling and a crown right next to each other. I don’t know what they did in that process but I left the dentist not being able to chew on my right side at all. So, I was no longer sad about not being able to chew popcorn. I was sad about not being able to chew anything. I kept going back to Mr. Dentist and they ended up crowning my new filling. I now have two little crowns side by side. Kingy and Queeny. Fast forward 5 months… I still cannot chew on the right side.

When I read this gal’s story, I thought, I can at least try stepping up my cod liver intake from 1/4 teaspoon a day to 1 1/2 t. and see what happens. What happened? I can chew on my right side.

Moral of this story? Cod liver oil is an excellent anti-inflammatory. It healed my king and queen.

It is filled with Omega 3.

You’ve heard of Omega 6 and Omega 3. They are both wonderful for us….HOWEVER…… and I say that really loud…… We get Omega 6 from lots of foods. All the oils especially, which whether we know it or not, we eat so much of. Nuts, seeds, butter…..all good stuff right? Not good if you are not balancing it with Omega 3’s. It is necessary to keep those balanced in our bodies or we open up huge opportunities for chronic inflammation and what not.

Omega 3 foods? Flax. Beef. Fish. Walnuts. Tofu. Things we do not eat a ton of. Unless you’re like me, who is racing against the clock to see if I can eat 900 lbs. of beef before it goes bad in our fridge.

Cod liver oil is a great way to supplement so you can stay balanced. I am reaching a point in my vitamin supplement journey that if I had to give up all but one of my supplements, I would keep the cod liver oil.

Let me just say that in my research on cod liver oil…I have found most oil has been processed with heat and has synthetic vitamins added back in. NOT GOOD. Might as well not take it. It keeps coming back to the same brand. It is the best on the market. It is the bomb.

It is the real deal.

I may have said before, that I am bankin’ on donuts galore in heaven. Succulent cookies falling from the sky. Ice cream fed to me from my chaise lounge down by the river. I get my “version” of those things every so often but not as often as I would like. Until then, I fill in the holes with cod liver oil. I ain’t complainin’.

We picked up Augie wandering the streets of our nearby village a week ago today on our way to church. The people of the village said he showed up about a week before and had been wandering since. Our county is known for dumping dogs. Can you imagine? The poor thing had ticks all over him and was very scared. The village people said we were the only people that he would come up to. He picked us, I guess. He has been introduced to all the Shieling village “people”. And he checks out fine. Although, I am missing a cat as we speak. ??

Today, we walked the property to get him more comfortable with the lay of the land.

Augie met the fishies.

Fishie

Virginia tried to teach him how to swim.

We have not been able to enjoy the lake as of recent. We have had white-faced hornets taking up residency on the dock. A few days ago, our good ol’ Mr. Shady showed up all decked out to give those old hornets a taste of their own medicine. He came donned in a bullet proof vest and what not. Of course. It comforts us to have Mr. Shady come around once a week to kill hornets, step on mice, moles and voles, among many other household chores. Is stepping on mice, moles and voles one of your household chores?

Mr. Shady

I am happy to report the dock is free and clear. Whew.

We discovered living cities of beings contained in large basketball sized bubbles in the lake. Augie was quite impressed by the lake visit.

Augie and I were amazed at how nicely the cow pasture has adjusted to becoming a shooting range for golf balls.

Golf ball hitting range

And we ended our tour by checking on our young apple trees that are fruiting for the first time this year. We are giving organic a go. They may not look like the big shiny apples in the store, but they taste every bit as delicious. I am relieved because I am not spraying them. Did you know apples are top on the list of “Dirty” produce? Meaning they are highly contaminated by chemicals if not organic. Although, I just learned a frightening factoid about organic apples and pears. Some farms use antibiotics on their “organic” fruit. More reason to buy as local as you can. If you can, try buying them from your back yard.

Enjoy the following list of the Dirty Dozen produce. Try to buy organic when purchasing the following foods:

Peaches

Apples

Sweet Bell Peppers

Celery

Nectarines

Strawberries (sometimes sprayed up to fifty times in its short little tiny life)

Cherries

Pears

Grapes (Imported)

Spinach

Lettuce

Potatoes

The 12 LEAST contaminated are:

Onions

Avocado

Sweet Corn (Frozen)

Pineapples

Mango

Asparagus

Sweet Peas (Frozen)

Kiwi Fruit

Bananas

Cabbage

Broccoli

Papaya

It was a glorious day on the farm. Augie is happy to be here and we are happy to have him. I would just like him to tell me where my precious black cat disappeared to .

There is nothing better than a cookie. With a crunch. And a side bar of ice cream. I am forever in the experimenting mode to make a good cookie that is gluten-free, and low sugar without using substitute sugar. Like aspartame or something alien like that. I made a cookie this weekend that my husband LOVED. And like always, I tried getting away with using a lot less sweetener than it called for. Pops is just like the next guy who is very leery about trying things that are not “normal”.

This recipe was a regular recipe that I tweaked quite a bit adding things it didn’t call for and removing things it did call for. The only thing that is the same as the original recipe is the yogurt. On top of that I made a huge mistake in putting three times the baking soda it called for. I thought they were going to be tossed from the oven to the trash. But no. They were practically perfect in every way. I made all the written changes to the recipe including the baking soda mistake and filed it in my favorite cookie recipes. Love when things work like that.

Since I can’t eat dairy ice cream. I indulge in coconut milk Vanilla ice cream. It has a hint of coconut flavor but mostly vanilla flavor. Very satisfying and after several years of eating it, my taste buds prefer it to the “real deal”.

It is important to know what you are getting when purchasing commercial ice cream. Very quickly, I want to point out common ingredients in your friendly freezer section ice cream.

FACTOIDS ON ICE CREAM

DIETHYGLYCOL – Chemical used as emulsifier instead of eggs. Same chemical is used in antifreeze and paint remover.

POPERONAL – Used in place of vanilla. Chemical used to kill lice.

ALDEHYDE C-17- Used to flavor cherry ice cream. Used in dyes, plastic, and rubber.

BUTYRALDEHYDE – Used in nut flavored ice cream. An ingredient in rubber cement.

AMYLACETATE – Banana flavor. Used in oil paint solvent.

BENZYL ACETATE- Strawberry flavor. It is a nitrate solvent.

(Nourishing Traditions. Sally Fallon)

This is just a sampling of what lurks beneath the Bing cherry sittin’ o atop your sundae.

Good stuff, eh? It is no wonder we are all sick and diseased. Holy Toledo.

There is wonderful ice cream out there. It is probably in your own best interest to know from who and what you are buying. If I was an ice cream lover and ate it often, I would call the company to make sure it is clean, wholesome, and good for me. I would then stick to that brand.

When Pops came home with the hijacked beef, the scene became something out of an I Love Lucy episode. Lucy was making a special dish and ordered a side of beef thinking a small package was going to be delivered to her door. She freaked when the side of beef was a mere more than a pound of hamburger. She knew Ricky (is that is his name?) would have a fit so she stuffed it in the incinerator in the basement to hide the evidence for a while. Hours later, they all wondered who was grilling out. If I had had an incinerator, I may have resorted to the same thing. There was SO much meat coming into our house, I wanted to stuff it in closets, under couches, in pillow cases. Instead, I was on the phone with Lowes at 9:00pm ordering yet another freezer. I kept searching online for someone to tell me a whole cow could fit into 15 cubic ft. freezer. As you know, if you search hard enough, you will find the answer you want to hear. Bad answer. We have an upright large freezer, and TWO chest freezers full of cow. By the way, on the phone with Lowes at 9 pm, delivered to my barn by 9:00am the following morn. I love my Lowes. I love beef too.

We ordered our cow not to be trimmed of the fat. Oh my goodness, is it good. Maybe that is why our freezers are busting. Did you know beef fat is very good for you? It’s not what we hear from all the people “in the know” but…….my sources say right farmer + raised with care = good fat. I am well into middle age, eat tons of good fat, not overweight, my cholesterol and triglycerides are better than better. I’m going to believe my sources. Weston Price Foundation. Their word makes sense to me. We keep blaming healthy food on our bad health. Sugar? Processed foods? Fake food? Over eating or drinking? I can’t go there today. It is a day of celebration.

We had them package the hamburger into 1 lb. packages. We have 230 of them. This is insane. Do you know how big a cow liver is?

But glory be, we have succeeded in something here. It tastes as good as the best beef I have tasted. We kept one whole cow at the insistence of my “shady”( but really.. sunny) friend. And we sold one cow to four friends. It is wonderful (and a relief) to hear our good friend, Dan, who is ALL about food, call every time he puts it to his lips, to express his love. Come to think of it, he has been eatin’ some beef lately. We have been hearing from him quite often. Oh well. We love him.

It still blows my mind that Pops and I have raised a cow.

We have had lots of goofs and blunders and what-have-yous since this glorious journey began. But I can already look back upon the blood, sweat, tears, but mostly laughter, at the going ons around here, with so much fondness, love and gratefulness.

I am really good at run on sentences, aren’t I? My English teachers would cringe if they knew I actually wrote something that others read. I use commas like they are dust particles. They must be free.

Come on down for some beef sometime. We would love to have you join us around our table. Bring a beef recipe when you come. And if you can’t come, send us a recipe anyway, please. Have any favorites you would like to share?

You knew it was coming, right? I couldn’t make pure maple syrup and not share a scrumptuous syrup dessert, could I?

A sumptuous Maple Walnut Cake. And that it was. If you can manage it, it is better to bake with pure maple syrup or honey than refined cane sugar. Also UNrefined Coconut palm sugar is tons better for you than cane sugar. Again, anything processed is going to be a foreign object entering your body. Your body cannot use it’s nutrients as there are none. I search the internet for desserts that are sweetened with better healthy options. And I usually reduce the sweetener by sometimes half.

Method

Now place dates in a small bowl. Pour boiling water over them to soak. Let cool to room temperature. Set aside.

Put whole-wheat flour, all-purpose flour, 2/3 cup walnuts, baking soda and salt in a food processor (or blender) until the walnuts are completely ground. Transfer to a medium bowl, making a well in the center.

Now puree the dates and soaking water in the food processor or blender until smooth, scraping down the sides as necessary. Add egg, 3/4 cup syrup, oil, butter, 2 teaspoons vinegar and vanilla and blend/process until smooth. With a spatula, scrape the date mixture into the well in the dry ingredients and stir together until just combined. Pour into the prepared pan.

Bake the cake until a toothpick comes out clean, 30 to 35 minutes. Let cool completely before removing from the pan. Then run a knife around the edges to loosen the cake and remove the sides of the pan.

Now you are ready to glaze – BEST PART! Carefully lift the cake from the pan bottom and place on a cake stand or serving plate and set aside. Meanwhile, whisk maple syrup, vinegar and confectioners’ sugar in a small bowl. Add water, 1 teaspoon at a time, if necessary to make a spreadable consistency. (Licking fingers is encouraged). Spread the glaze evenly over the top of the cake, then decorate with remaining 1/3 cup walnuts.

THIS CAKE WAS FABULOUS

While I am at it. I put together some vegetables that I had on hand for roasting the other night and it turned out to be a super combination.

ROASTED VEGETABLES WITH PESTO SAUCE

-Chopped little bite size potatoes about 8 new potatoes. I used a mixture of lots of different ones. Very colorful. Dark purple included.

-broccolini 1 bunch

-cauliflower 1/2 head

-onions about 1/2 large

-10 sundried tomatoes

-about 1/2 cup of pesto sauce.

Sitr all together and drizzle olive oil over top. Roast in oven 350 degrees for about an hour, stirring occasionally.

The sundried tomatoes and pesto sauce really throw this side into the “excellent” category.

Psalm 65

9 You care for the land and water it;
you enrich it abundantly.
The streams of God are filled with water
to provide the people with grain,
for so you have ordained it.
10 You drench its furrows and level its ridges;
you soften it with showers and bless its crops.
11 You crown the year with your bounty,
and your carts overflow with abundance.
12 The grasslands of the wilderness overflow;
the hills are clothed with gladness.
13 The meadows are covered with flocks
and the valleys are mantled with grain;
they shout for joy and sing.