For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser. He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun. He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street. He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference). He invented "reverse obstetrics". He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser. He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun. He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street. He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference). He invented "reverse obstetrics". He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser. He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun. He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street. He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference). He invented "reverse obstetrics". He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.