From the Erik Rush website, "American veterans and patriots are energized to end the tyranny, lawlessness, and shredding of the US Constitution...Those in power will not hesitate to use force against unarmed patriots exercising their constitutional rights. Patriots may be killed, wounded, or incarcerated...."

Of the 10 to 30 million patriots expected to be at the rally, it was estimated that over 100 courageous Americans attended. One estimate said dozens, another said hundreds were there after earlier rain cleared. "hundreds of demonstrators carrying Gadsden, Texas, and American flags and a wooden cross gathered at the base of the Washington Monument, where they locked arms and chanted, “Impeach Obama.” It's not reported if Obama was hiding in the basement under a desk.

The failed coup d'etat was broadcast via livefeed from 10 miles away, because in the fog of war, there was no parking closer to the historic event. "A caller from North Carolina said he feared Obama would declare martial law and begin executing Christian citizens as a prelude to civil war." Another caller, from Michigan, was so fed up with tyranny, he sold his jet ski.

(Image: wikipedia.org) Not an actual depiction of today's restoration of the American Constitution.

I HATES me some gubmint. Gonna jine the tea party and round up all them Washington varmits! We got us rally that's a gonna have a Gajillion people. Hey, where is everybody? Where the hell is everyone at?!

That prompted me to look up chemtrails. This is a conspiracy I have not seen before. I wonder how the jetski was affected by chemtrails more than, say, just being outside anywhere. Unless the jetski was emitting a chemtrail?

How heinous! "Believers in the conspiracy theory speculate... the claimed chemical release may be for solar radiation management, psychological manipulation, human population control, weather modification, or biological or chemical warfare, and that the trails are causing respiratory illnesses and other health problems" Not to mention hurricanes, tornadoes, seasonal allergies, and unexplained rashes. Probably also makes people gay.

I need to get out my DVDs of X-files. Maybe there's even more.

Maybe it's the chemtrails that interfered with the counterrevolution. Devious indeed!