"Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters" begins with a death-metal group of snacks informing the audience (paraphrasing slightly) that if we kick the chair in front of us, talk on our cell phones, or discuss storylines aloud, Satan himself will come to Earth and tear us in half.

While this opening sequence proved to be the funniest scene in "Aqua," the rest of the film is just as surreal and bizarre. For those unacquainted with the Cartoon Network television show, the "Hunger Force" is comprised of Frylock (a floating sheath of french fries), Master Shake (a walking milkshake) and Meatwad (no explanation needed).

In the movie, there is a flimsy attempt at a narrative, with the boys attempting to stop a group of mutant exercise machines from taking over the planet. But, if you go into this flick and start complaining about the plot, then brother, you are in the wrong theater.

"Aqua" is a hodge-podge of skits and scenes fuelled by sarcastic, sardonic, sexual, and mean-spirited humor. Some of these fail miserably, while others are exceedingly humorous.

I would be remise if I did not admit that, as a whole, this movie is far more entertaining than "Blades of Glory." Even in its most idiotic and random moments, it's inventive, original and silly, which is far more than I can say about the current box-office champ.