Actually, I was created with all the information I'd ever need stored within the hard drive at the base of my spine. Whenever I'm about to do something for the first time, it immediately relates all the information I need about how to do it, so I'm never new at anything, ever.

Ever.

"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21