Our Kiran, who art on television, hallowed be her name. Thy ratings come, thy will be rerun, in New York as it is in Washington. Forgive us now our daily channel surfing, as we forgive those who click away from us. And lead us not into MSNBC, but deliver us from CNN. For thine is the Kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever, Kiran.

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The Kiran Roll

February 06, 2007

Clicking around the Fox News site awhile ago, I found a recipe for "Kiran Chetry's Chili." It's from February of last but somehow I had missed it. And well, I guess now it's too late for the Super Bowl -- but it should work just fine for the Pro Bowl!

Just in time for the Super Bowl, put your taste buds to the test with Kiran Chetry's world-famous chili!

January 31, 2007

If you didn't see Kiran Chetry on the O'Reilly Factor last night, with Bill O'Reilly himself (he should really be The Bill like Donald Trump is The Donald, don't you think?) and Julie Banderas, The Bill (from here on out, that's how I'm referring to him) asked for their opinions about all the trouble Katie Couric has had since moving to the CBS Evening News. Here is what the lovely Kiran said:

I don't know if it's so much that she's a
woman. It's just, it's Katie. I mean, she was famous. She was a
celebrity. People take pictures of her on the red carpet. Sometimes I
wonder, do people have to sort of look past Katie to get their news,
and is that what they feel like doing?

October 13, 2006

Just crossing the transom (and by transom, I mean web browser) today is word from last week that the lovely Kiran Chetry was spotted at Fox News Channel's 10th anniversary party by theannoyingly-named gossip site, Jossip:

David Hauslib snarks, or tries to:

Little does Kiran Chetry know that there's a Yahoo! Group devoted to her.

October 08, 2006

Yes, that's right -- Nepal. I've known this for awhile, but haven't got around to looking up more about why. I wouldn't say Kiran Chetry looks Nepalese... but what do I know? I think Roger Ailes looks like a svelte 180 pounds!
More from the same Chetrypedia entry:

On the April 29, 2006, edition of Fox & Friends Weekend, Chetry discussed Wikipedia with her on-air colleagues. They mentioned the John Seigenthaler, Sr. Wikipedia controversy. Chetry also read a portion of this article. She disagreed with the characterization that she had hid from the public her marriage to Knowles.

Very interesting. Proof that Wikipedians themselves are fans of Kiran Chetry, if nothing else. I think you've got to be crazy if you're going to spend all your waking hours collaborating anonymously on a big project (wait a minute, isn't that what I do at work?) but if anyone, Kiran could make this tolerable.

October 02, 2006

Actually, this year's Lions are all lamb. (As were last year's. (And the years before that...)) But Detroit Lions Update points out something which we did not know about our favorite Fox News lady:

Lions Update heard that Kiran Chetry is an Eagles fan. Also heard that
her picture drives traffic to web sites. What the heck.. maybe we'll
get more hits than the Packers and Lions combined score this weekend.