Iron Chef sighting

Published January 20th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I was watching a while ago Iron Chef America and suddenly I saw His Noodliness appear in a block of ice. They claimed it was a crab, but I know what I saw and got some screen captures so my fellow church members can see for themselves this miracle.

24 Responses to “Iron Chef sighting”

Well, perhaps it is A FUCKING CRAB to you, but to the trained eye of a Pastafarian is it clearly the FSM. Think of it like this: when a trailer park x-tian makes breakfast, they often see santajesus. I only see burnt toast. It’s all in the eye of the beholder.

i was a pastafarian back in 2006, but have since left the flock. then i clearly saw His divine image in the ice. i fell to my knees and wept like a baby. i am a born again Pastafarian(notice how nicely that rolls off the tongue-born again pastafarian). by the way it’s not a crab because there is no such thing as a crab god, that would be silly.