Kim Jong-un Backs Down, Doomsday Cancelled

According to the state-owned and controlled North Korean media, dear leader Kim Jong-un decided on Tuesday not to nuke Guam after all. However, the North Korean dictator has said he reserves the right to reconsider his position provided that, let me quote the crazy fat kid himself:

the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions

Judging from the latest developments, it appears like Kim Jong-un has recovered from his roid-rage (it is speculated that the Swiss cheese loving dictator was suffering from a common condition due to steroid medication) and decided to give Donald Trump a chance to deescalate tensions and prevent a potentially devastating (for North Korea, nota bene) conflict between the two countries.

In the aftermath of the United Nations Security Council approving tougher sanctions on the rogue North Korean regime following its ICBM tests, Pyongyang warned last Wednesday that is considering launching a number of missiles into Guam territorial waters as a show of force of sorts. President Donald Trump responded with that now-famous “fire and fury” statement.

And now, after some deliciously bellicose rhetoric on both sides, the crazy fat kid blinked, as he said that he’s now giving the United States the opportunity to reassess the situation. To quote from the North Korean media outlet:

[dear leader Kim]“would watch a little more the foolish and stupid conduct of the Yankees. He said that he wants to advise the U.S. to take into full account gains and losses with clear head whether the prevailing situation is more unfavorable for any party.In order to defuse the tensions and prevent the dangerous military conflict on the Korean peninsula, it is necessary for the U.S. to make a proper option first and show it through action.

while adding that:

“The U.S. should stop at once arrogant provocations against the DPRK and unilateral demands and not provoke it any longer.

Despite toning down on the bellicose rhetoric, the young cheese-loving North Korean dictator emphasized that he may still go on with his plan provided the United States does not change its attitude towards his country. Kim Jong-un was quoted as saying:

“that if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions on the Korean peninsula and in its vicinity, testing the self-restraint of the DPRK, the latter will make an important decision as it already declared, warning the U.S. that it should think reasonably and judge properly not to suffer shame that it is hit by the DPRK.”

Posturing and big words aside, it is clear that Kim Jong-un is backing off from his bellicose rhetoric and who knows, maybe the Pyongyang regime is now ready to negotiate and go for a diplomatic resolution of the conflict. However, this is not the first time North Korea is doing exactly this, i.e. they bluster and throw a bit of a fit – and whoever is POTUS gives them more free stuff. Well, until now.

Trump and Kim had a staring contest and guess who blinked? Peace through strength. Worked for Reagan, and it’s working brilliantly for Trump. Do you remember the liberal tools (Pelosi, Schumer and Waters) who claimed that Trump’s ‘tough talk’ would incite Lil Kim to advance his threat?