But of course! 250,000 people have put me on eggnore wholly and solely because of my horrid and corrosive snarkitude, by jings...

Just two.

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you and Sissy Biscuit are the last of the Mohicans in that regard.

If you find me endlessly repeating the same tired material, such as your overworked trademark, the anal-retentive phony lampoon of others' spelling and usage, such as "I hearded that Some pickels is maid out of Mush-rooms!", please do point it out.

And you bring up Sissy Biscuit ... why? He's your excuse for why you do what you do?

The thinking here is that the #9 Zajal will be bet strong enough in the win and exacta pools for my top choice to be an overlay in the win pool, and in the exacta pool with most any other horse than the 9.

If the 9 is good (and he should be, but these ARE cheap maiden claimers, so...) and my choice is, too, I am set up to collect about $380 if it comes 1 over 9, and about $320 if it comes 9 over 1.

And if I get the semi-regular "Last Race Slob" (like the $80 horse in yesterday's last race at Belmont) to beat me, I should be in for a nice bonus; that's why those exacta backwheels ALWAYS go on $1 tickets!