Effigy! Effigy … we should’ve thought of ‘effigy’ yesterday when were running out of new words to describe waxworks . EFFIGY. Well, at least we got that sorted. Otherwise there might’ve been another situation like that crossword clue that hung over us for a long weekend on a trip to Cumbria in 1994. People nearly died then, that was so frustrating. Anyway, Rihanna seems to like her waxwork too, even if the waxwork does seems a bit aloof. Dammit, effigy doesn’t sound right.