The 13 Funniest Nursing Jokes

Nurses: They take care of you, and they can make you laugh. We asked you to submit your favorite nursing jokes and we've picked the top 13.

Special congrats to Nancy Palutis whose joke made us laugh the hardest! She won a special gift for sharing her sense of humor with us. Thanks to all who participated and submitted jokes!

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#12 So this is what happens during surgery…

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http://www.thenerdynurse.com/ The Nerdy Nurse

These are some really great nursing jokes! Nurses have to be serious so often. Sometimes we just have to have to a laugh and de-stress! If we don't we'll just burn out. There are some great side-splitters like "What's the difference between a psych nurse and the patient? The nurse has the key." here: http://bit.ly/1beU0cm

Check these out and let me know what you think.

Kurt Nitsagen

Here's my entry:
The old nurse said to the young nurse, "My new patient has a strange tattoo on his penis. It is the word SWAN."
The young nurse persuaded the old nurse to swap patients with her so she could see the weird tattoo also.
The young nurse reported back, "You do not read very well. The tattoo says SASKATOON SASKATCHEWAN."

Patricia Satchell

Nurse responding to patient's plea for help with extreme constipation problem...your new Obamacare ins.policy doe not cover laxatives or an enema,so I'm afraid I'll just have to" Slap the Shit out of you!"