Nov 21, 2014

According to infomercials the world can be a wildly frustrating place, you never know what dangers might befall you in your everyday life. Who knew eating tacos could be SO MADDENING??

Aside from wearing a snowsuit made out of bubble wrap, and only attempting one task at a time, the only way to safeguard yourself is to make sure you are protected in the event that you wind up in or around an infomercial because you never know when you might be the victim of any number of unfortunate happenstances...

1. Because multitasking

2. Because haircare

3. Because not enough hands

4. Because stairs

5. Because rogue hoses

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