2.) You don't have to worry about - in your dorm room, as long as you - the RA.A. getting' freaky . . make a video of it forB. practicing Satanism . . sacrifice a virgin toC. distilling alcohol . . kidnap, and then disguise yourself asD. allowing illegal immigrants to run a sweat shop . . give free textiles toE. murder . . murder

3.) That professor is a real - and he totally - that midterm.A. downer . . was writing a suicide note duringB. hero . . deserves to be knighted forC. sex offender . . had sex with me on top ofD. big fan of child labor . . made Taiwanese six-year-olds gradeE. water buffalo . . blew my mind when he used his hoofs to distribute

TEXT-ANALYSISQUESTIONSFrom:NATALIETo:JASONFun times this wknd!You were HILARIOUS. Cant w8 to C U soon!

4.) The word "HILARIOUS" most nearly means:A. SO DRUNKB. PLACEDFIRMLYINTO MY FRIENDZONEC. MISPRONOUNCING MY NAMETHEWHOLENIGHTD. NOTTHEJASON I WASTHINKING OF WHEN I SAID I'D GO OUTWITHYOUE. QUESTIONED BY THEPOLICEFORLONGERTHANSEEMEDNECESSARY

5.) The abbreviation "C U" most likely stands for:A. Cut U out of my lifeB. Create a Universe in which we never metC. Cruelly Un-friend you and totally tell everyone about itD. Call Uther dudesE. Clean out the map holder in my car where U vomited

6.) In context, the "Fun times" Natalie referred to were most probably:A. illegalB. unhealthyC. filled with regretD. tagged for your parent's friends to seeE. all of the above