RANDOM PIE

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Yay ya ya yay!

We've got ourselves an affiliate!

Scroll down and visit them!

OH MY GOD WE'RE ON GOOGLE!! AS HITMEN!!

Just search for "hire a hitman" and you'll find us!! a few down!! Hurray!

Hello again matey's!! Weeeell, I've made an intro for Random Pie, but I love this welcome screen so yo can see it HERE instead!! Please check it out.. it's kick ass! ;)
Goodbye Third Way... missing you already.

Bonjour Ó nos amis de langue franšaise!

Hallo zu unseren deutschsprechenden Freunden!

Hello to our English speaking friends!

Welcome back to the home of all things Random... especially Pie!! We're just growing all the time, people!! MAJOR NEWS: I have actually updated the site, would you believe it! I must admit it's been a while. I've been downloading a whole load of stupid mp3's and watching french movies, plus I've been in bed with chicken pox, dammit!! But I've given the site smaller links and got rid of the cursor. There's also a whole bunch of cool proverbs on our new fortune cookie page! Plus: THE INTRO!!
Please keep signing the guestbook, we get so lonely out here on the web! Below is our lovelly and also kinda pretentious certificate from brunching.com

UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES!: YES WE'VE GOT FORTUNE COOKIES GALORE - WE CAN HELP YOU LIVE BETTER! DID I MENTION THE INTRO?! YEP, THOUGHT SO!GO SEE! Links added - yet more lovelly links added!! Wanna be linked? Link us and then email me at my new aol account!!

COMING SOON!: WHY ARE RECIEPTS SO LONG? I ONLY BOUGHT A PACKET OF SOFTMINTS!! AND... WHY IS IT I NEVER DO THESE COMING SOON THINGS?!! MY PROBABLY TERRIBLE GCSE RESULTS - POSTED FOR THE WORLD!!! MWAAH HA HA HAAAAR!