Coolio the Wiz looked around. Was this the location of that Nigerian prince who promised them money in that email? Were they even in Nigeria? Probably not considering that they just got on the first flight to Africa without even looking at the country and wandering around randomly while spray painting everything.

Coolio the Wiz saw some people ahead. Perhaps they knew where the Nigerian prince was? Coolio the Wiz decided to approach the group. "Rock out, fellow cool kids," Coolio the Wiz said, "I am also a rocking cool kid, have you rocking cool kids seen any radical Nigerian dudes?"

Coolio the Wiz looked at Kai jumping down the hole and was reminded of how everyone used to ask them that if everyone jumped off a cliff, would they follow? Knowing the answer was an obvious "Yeah, that sounds awesome," Coolio the Wiz got on their skateboard and jumped into the hole, before immediantly regretting it due to not spray painting any walls before jumping down.

It only took about half a minute to reach the bottom (because I don't think a tree would help against an hour long fall and thus I assume that's just Jason blowing things out of proportion) where Coolio the Wiz landed in a conveniently placed bush and conveniently had none of their bones broken.

"It's lucky that H.R.A uniforms come with glowsticks, then." A twang followed by a ear-piercing hiss tore through the darkness, and a neon green illuminance poured into the room. "There we go." Keiki grinned, a cylindrical patch of blinding light clearly visible on her right sleeve.

Wait for me!Name: JonRace: Human, IcelandicAge: 23About: Relatively short, around 5' 2" in height, thin/quick build, always wears a hoodie that says 'My country may be cold but our peoples' hearts are not', sometimes wears a tan fedora, always wears khaki pants, likes sandals a lot and wears black sandals all the time. He is a pretty happy-go-lucky guy except when somebody does something to one of his friends. When that happens, he's pretty much the equivalent of a character from Sttreet Fighter(considering he also has a 2nd degree black belt in tar kwon do). He is otherwise pretty energetic and kind.Packed items: Double ended knife(medium), Emergency medpack(small), slingshot(small)

Coolio the Wiz looked around. "It's not that radiant, dude," they said while adjusting their sunglasses. They heard a thud and decided to roll towards the source of the thud to find Kai. "Yo, uh, you ok, dude?" Coolio the Wiz asked.

(Illinois comes down the hole via swinging on branches and roots, and sticks the landing) Ok, that’s everyone, and one more. Shall we continue? And yeah, the lights a little bright if you look at it directly.

"Oi" said Kai, his eyes now fully open "good of you to come and check on me but you may want to keep it down a bit..." "Oh," he added "Sorry I ran off like that, I wasn't expecting the light." Now standing properly, he winced as he pulled the javelin out of the wall. "I wouldn't pull it out until we are in a safer place, it's the only thing stopping the bleeding. You could cut the end off to make walking easier for me but we haven't had it properly checked to make sure it's not a Relic. It might sound foolish but I won't let you cut the spear."

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SquillionthGamer wrote:Wait for me!Name: JonRace: Human, IcelandicAge: 23About: Relatively short, around 5' 2" in height, thin/quick build, always wears a hoodie that says 'My country may be cold but our peoples' hearts are not', sometimes wears a tan fedora, always wears khaki pants, likes sandals a lot and wears black sandals all the time. He is a pretty happy-go-lucky guy except when somebody does something to one of his friends. When that happens, he's pretty much the equivalent of a character from Sttreet Fighter(considering he also has a 2nd degree black belt in tar kwon do). He is otherwise pretty energetic and kind.Packed items: Double ended knife(medium), Emergency medpack(small), slingshot(small)

Name: Knot A. Punn (Yes, I know)Race: HumansAge: 18About: A person who got lost somehow while chasing his cat and somehow got lost in an RPG without his cat. His cat is named Ironic.Storage: A cell phone with no wifi (Small), a cat collar with flint and steel to light fires (Small), and an overpowered alien ray gun that, when it's fired, it will obliterate anything in its path (Medium). Unfortunately, Knot has no idea how to use it. It has complicated buttons like "On" and "Fire".

Now for the 2 page long lore.Oh, did I say 2? I meant 200.Knot grew up as the middle, oldest, youngest, and only child of Weename Ked and Horred Punn. He lived in the city, and when he turned 17, he took a vacation with his parents to the country and lived there for a month. On April 13, 2035, on a Friday, some evil force came from above. They kidnapped Knot's parents, and as they flew away, they dropped something. Now, Knot didn't notice this. He was too busy crying and yelling. So, as he ran toward the evil kidnappers, he stepped onto something.The ray gun.Several times.So, as we write this RPG, you have Knot to thank. Unfortunately, he had no idea what he did to fire the gun. He thinks it has something to do with the "Donut" button.Please don't tell him.