When Is A Horrific Political Beating Newsworthy?

The following is, of course, satire — though the author continues to wait for the AP, Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Anderson Cooper, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, and the rest of the MSM and political class to give the New Orleans beating the coverage it deserves.

He’ll wait in vain. Allie Bautsch and her boyfriend, Joe Brown were the wrong color, social class, and political party to become media sensations. They didn’t fit the narrative. So this story will never be given the attention it deserves.