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As Much As I Hate Steve Jobs, He Was a Master Business Man

Because he sold you idiots 6 versions of the same fucking product and charged $550 or more each time. I played with an iPhone 5 yesterday at the Verizon Store to see what the fuss is about. Piece of shit. I have the Samsung Galaxy Nexus, over a year old, and it is still better than the iPhone 5. For fuck’s sake, the Nexus S came out in 2010, and even that phone had 4G LTE and NFC support.

iPhone 5 is literally the SAME FUCKING PHONE with just a half an inch more screen. HALF AN INCH! HALF OF A FUCKING INCH and people are buying it for HALF A FUCKING INCH. Unless that half an inch is being added to my cock there’s no way in fuck that I’m paying $600 for an inch of anything, and even then, $600 for half a fucking inch added to my dick is overpriced. I don’t know about your phones, but if I wanted one more row of icons in my apps list, I would tell my phone to do it. You know why? Because I can tell my phone that I want 5 rows and 3 columns, or 4 rows and 2 columns, because I don’t find a phone to be a fashion statement like you fuckwits. It’s not a goddamn social movement to own an Apple product. It’s a motherfucking phone. You wanna be part of a social movement? Go open source, bitches. Get with it. Microsoft should never have bailed Apple out, the world would be a better place filled with less hipsters.