'BUTTON COMPLAINS ABOUT OVERSTEER'- Jenson Button claims his 2013 struggles are caused by the McLaren's tendency to oversteer. The 2013 Mclaren was designed to avoid the chronic understeer problems he had suffered previously, but seemingly it is now too much the other way. Meanwhile Sergio Perez says 'the Mclaren is a beautiful car to drive, for sure.'

'BARRICHELLO ADMITS DEFEAT'- Rubens Barrichello finally gives up on an F1 return, and instead takes up a commentary role for Brazilian TV. Pedro Diniz joins alongside him as a comedy, Eddie Jordan style sidekick.

'ROSBERG SHAVES HEAD FOR CHARITY'- Nico Rosberg has his blonde locks shaved in support of an alopecia charity, sparking a trend among German women to follow suit.

'BERNIE ADMITS HE WAS WRONG'- After more security scares in Bahrain and poor attendances in Korea, Bernie Ecclestone admits he was wrong to prioritise them over more popular European races. He also announces a reduced hosting fee for the Australian, Canadian and British Grand-Prixs, whilst handing a long-term multi-year deal for Spa.

'MALDONADO SCORES 10TH CONSECTUTIVE POINTS FINISH'- The 7th place Pastor Maldonado scored at the Hungaroring was the Venezuelan's 10th consecutive points finish. This leaves him an impressive 8th in the Driver's Standings, with 74 points, and has helped his Williams team to an unlikely 5th Place with 110 points, Ahead of 6th placed Mclaren and just behind 4th Placed Mercedes.

'RAIKKONEN RECEIVES 1-RACE SUSPENSION'- After a string of 1st lap incidents, and causing a serious first corner incident at the Belgian Grand-Prix, Kimi Raikkonen has received a 1-Race ban. Meanwhile team-mate Romain Grosjean has received praise by both drivers and officials for his impeccable disciplinary record.

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"TURN IN CRASHGATE SCANDAL"- Nelson Piquet Jr reveals that his crash at the Singapore GP in 2008 was all his doing and no one else was involved. "I wanted to help Alonso as he was on fire that weekend" - he says. He adds that when Renault found about this, Flavio Briatore was disgusted and sacked Piquet Jr only to be later accused by him of fixing the entire crash. "It was just a revenge" says Piquet. Briatore also adds that "he will never accept unsporting and unfair behaviour from his team, especially drivers".

"RED BULL PRODUCE DOG OF A CAR"- After horrible pre-season tests, RED BULL did not fulfil a 107% rule in qualifying to Australian GP but was allowed to race anyway based on their past seasons performances. This ended in a catastrophe as 'late-confirmed-for-Marussia' Narain Karthikeyan crashed from lead into Vettel while he was about to lap him third time. This handed victory to Charles Pic who was running a comfortable 2nd at that time. "I don't know how this 'cucumber' was allowed to race" said Narain.

'BUTTON EMBROILED IN TWITTER ROW'- After seeing Perez go half a second quicker in qualifying with new aero parts, Jenson Button took to twitter to air his frustrations, posting an image of confidential team telemetry.

IT WAS LIKE WEARING A MASK FOR YEARSKimi Räikkönen just didn't stop talking in this 90-minute exclusive interview with Oprah. "I had to tell the world about my feelings" he added with a smile on his face.

_________________How to fix F1:1. Stop seeking consensuses on rules - it will always turn out to be the least favourible option for everyone involved...2. Listen to the fans - there are plenty of them and they have good ideas...

_________________How to fix F1:1. Stop seeking consensuses on rules - it will always turn out to be the least favourible option for everyone involved...2. Listen to the fans - there are plenty of them and they have good ideas...

Red Bull Racing were embroiled in yet another technical controversy last weekend when they were accused of blowing the exhaust of the car using hot gases, a practice now ruled to be illegal. Team sources insist that the sounds coming from the rear are actually coming from Vettel, leading rival team-bosses to dub the design the "Baked Beans Blown Diffuser". More protests are expected to take place in Monaco.

HAMILTON DROPPED IN FAVOUR OF SCHUMACHERMercedes have shocked the F1 world with the announcement that they have agreed,by mutual consent, to part company with Lewis Hamilton ,just a week before the start of the 2013 season.Mercedes have signed on Micheal Schumacher,who is believed to have sold his tiny island in dubai in order to fund for the seat.Mercedes say they have taken this move in order to maintain their future stability.A source close to hamilton said,"Lewis is secretly happy.Apparently Alonso convinced him to leave the team and promised that he would be his teammate at ferrari next season.Alonso was unavailable for comment .He was last seen doing cartwheels and doing a strange dance involving wings at ferrari's maranello base.

MARUSSIA AND CATERHAM TO CEASE CAR DEVELOPMENTMarussia and Caterham have decided to stop car development in favour of shifting their budgets to employ paid drivers.

_________________How to fix F1:1. Stop seeking consensuses on rules - it will always turn out to be the least favourible option for everyone involved...2. Listen to the fans - there are plenty of them and they have good ideas...

EJ to don Bob- After years of his lonely 3 wigs, Eddie Jordan has added a few more to be worn when on pundit duties around the world, including the always dashing 'bob' and the slightly more obscure 'dreadlocks'.

"My crotch hurts"- Nope, its not herpes, DC finally admits his trousers are just a bit too tight.

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"MERCEDES TO SHIFT ALL THEIR ATTENTION ON 2014 CAR"After securing 2nd and 3rd place respectively by Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg in season opener, the Australian GP, Mercedes team principal Ross Brawn decided, that the 2013 car is a "massive disappointment" and that it will be better to concentrate on 2014 car design as "nothing good can be achieved with 2013 design" as it is flawed from the very beginning.

"ONE RACE BAN FOR KIMI RAIKKONEN FOR TOUCHING ANOTHER CAR IN THE MALAYSIAN GP"Stewards decided, that Kimi's attempt to pass Fernando Alonso on lap 16 of the Malaysian GP was "too optimistic" which ended in both cars slightly touching each other, both continued without more damage. Stewards state, that it MAY have ended in a big crash and that if they not penalise for that kind of accidents early enough, this may lead to more severe consequences in the future. "The drivers must know where is the line they can not cross" - we read in the stewards decision. Meanwhile, stewards did not take any further action against Romain Grosjean which was involved in yet another 1st lap incident, which saw 6 cars retiring including Felipe Massa, Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton.

BERNIE AND HUGH CHANGE ROLESBillionaires Bernie Ecclestone and Hugh Hefner will switch life (including wifes) for 2013 with an option for 2014

_________________How to fix F1:1. Stop seeking consensuses on rules - it will always turn out to be the least favourible option for everyone involved...2. Listen to the fans - there are plenty of them and they have good ideas...