The scented candle market is a tough racket, with countless fragrances and shapes and methods of burning. It's hard out there for a guy who wants to keep his house fresh while avoiding the sweet and strong scent of soyvanillaextract.
So what do you do when the going gets tough? You say fuck all and buy a Stripper Breath Candle housed in a recycled beer bottle, effectively ruining any chances you have with the opposite sex. Buy this candle and others like it here.

Graphic designer Alex Merto's character font is called Effing Typeface, and it's exactly what it sounds like...or should I say what it looks like! Ha-ha! Jokes.
Check out more letters in Effing Typeface here.