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LAS VEGAS–Fox News anchor Chris Wallace opened last night’s final presidential debate as moderator by reminding GOP nominee Donald Trump to stay on topic, keep his answers short and respectful, and not to grab Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton by the pussy.

“Believe me, there’s no one more respectful than me,” Trump said in response, “I always tell the truth. Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth. I tell it anyway. And as for Secretary Clinton’s pussy, which I’m sure is tremendous–so tremendous that her husband has made it his life’s goal to find another one just as tremendous–I will have no problem keeping my hands off of it.”

“Even if she begged,” Trump continued, “Even if she begged, and a great many women have begged, even if she begged me to grab it, I wouldn’t grab it. That’s because I have self control. I have more self control than anyone in this room. My self control is remarkable. The Dalai Lama wishes he had my self control.”

Following the debate, Joshua Gillin of Politifact said that he found at least a dozen instances where Trump had made inaccurate or misleading statements, and six times where he did indeed grab Clinton by the pussy.

“He made some false claims about illegal immigration and open borders,” Gillin said, “And he lied about not grabbing Secretary Clinton by the pussy, which he did a half dozen times, by my count. At one point he slid his hand all the way up the back of her dress, before taking it out and appearing to smell his finger.”