E-Mail for a Thrashers Homer

To: holly.gunning@hockeysfuture.com
From: Pete Choquette and the Bolt Prospects.com Staff
Subject: Nice Choke
Holly,
It's hard to believe the Thrashers, with the might of former HF Top-50 Prospect Garnett Exelby and his obvious greatness in the lineup, could choke so hard when the chips were down. Don't worry, there's always the lottery to look forward to determine when the Thrashers will select the next prospect you'll grossly overrate. Of course, on that day, some of the Lightning's prospects (you know, the ones you regularly abuse your position to take a crap on) will still be playing hockey in the playoffs, not that anyone associated with "Blue Land" (they certainly "blue" tonight didn't they?) would know anything about playoffs.
Hugs and kisses from your pals,
The Bolt Prospects.com Staff