Types Of Instagrammers

Instagram has become a way of life for few chaps, lets take a look at the different breeds of instagrammers we have around!

This-Is-What-Is-Going-Into-My-Stomach-And-Coming-Out-Later Pics: We know you exist, we all do. We know how much you love to take the most disheartening of food and make it look digestable. Supposedly, French fries look more French, Slurpy looks slurpier, and mess looks messier. If I really liked the food, I'd eat it rather than take a picture, add a dozen filters, go on the internet and upload it for the world to see. Sorry, you might be making the neighbourhood obese kids, but not us.

The Instagram Philosophers: I look pretty, I also googled about 'Love Quotes'. I click a cutesy picture of mine, blur it, add filters and effects, maybe a gradient if I'm in the mood, put the status right across my face or other vital assets, and upload it. Such has been the life that oozes SWAG and other such frivoulous objects to highlight an emotion or a sense of belonging. All we can say to this is, YOLO.

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, I'm The Hottest Of 'Em All: We love this breed. We really do. And we follow them religiously on Instagram. These are our every day Tom Dick and Harries of the normal world, and they've gained a faithful fan following over the years, all thanks to an iPhone, a mirror, Instagram and drop-dead gorgeous looks. A sure shot way of gathering some online fame if you're good looking is by making a profile and posting some really sensous pics for the fans to drool at! Instant fame, guaranteed.

Brand Loyalty: YOLO comes into play again, albeit this time around while showing off the SWAG you own. That might be your new pair of shoes, caps, clothes, and everything else that may classify you as a cut above the rest. Honestly, we're yet to decipher the reason behind such an act. Wouldn't it make more sense to just wear it and show off than just click pics and post them on the Internet. That's equivalent to going to a mall, clicking pics, and claiming those things to be yours. Wait, did we just unearth a conspiracy theory here?

My Cellphone Is My DSLR Is My Cellphone: We humans blessed with a cellphone and Instagram have a grave and common misconception that we're professional photographers, and tend to act like one. A purist loaded with a DSLR would beat you up with his lens and stand if you tag yourself as a professional photographer all thanks to Instagram. Don't steal their thunder, you're only making it sound like a fart.

Instagram Is My Grandpa's Camera: Instagram is a brilliant app, we completely agree. And some of their filters and effects are astonishingly beautiful. And then there are people who use these effects to their hilt. Meaning, bombarding a single image with a gazillion filters to make it resemble a painting by a 3-year-old kid with bad bowel movements (Read Diarrhea). You're welcome for the last graphic description.