Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the road.

And he said:
"Play the best song in the world,
or I'll eat your souls (wisper:Souls)."

Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World,
it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you angels?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No No!
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, yeah,
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother fuckin' song,
The Greatest Song in the world!

There once was a song!
It had a first verse!
With lots of words!
And some of them rhymed!

And then there was a chorus!
And suddenly the music changed!
And everybody sang along!
But only for a second!

Then there was a second verse!
With words very similar to the first!
And the music was the same as the first!
And really nothing new was added!

And then there was a chorus!
And suddenly the music changed!
And everybody sang along!
But only for a second!

Then there was a middle eight!
The music was really different!
It was quite a departure!
From what had come before!
Probably two completely different chords!
To show the band's diversity!
It was real impressive!
And then there was a guitar solo!

(guitar solo)

Then there was a third verse!
And this would be the last!
So the song would be about three minutes long!
And could be a big hit on crappy FM radio!

And then there was a chorus!
And suddenly the music changed!
And everybody sang along!
But only for a second!