WELP, BROS: Donald Trump Has Signed An Anti-Porn Pledge

If you had to guess what the number one most trafficked post on BroBible this year has been, what would you say?

Would you think that a post written all the way back in 2009 was visited more times than our top ten other posts combined?

Why would bros be clicking on that one obscure piece of content? Hmm. Let’s take a look at the headline.

“The 10 Best Free Porn Sites on the Web, Reviewed and Graded”

Oh. Yea.

Every single day here, that page gets more views more than any other thing on our site. All the viral shit we churn out, all the click bait headlines we write, all the unique content we produce, it’s all completely worthless compared to the power of free porn.

Well, guess what candidate running for the presidency signed an anti-porn pledge?

Trump promises to “give serious consideration to appointing a Presidential Commission to examine the harmful public health impact of Internet pornography on youth, families and the American culture.”

I’d say this is nbd, because we should learn more about the harmful effects of pornography, especially on how it relates to teens learning about sexual norms, but this is coming from a party that’s also declared porn a public health crisis.

Now, normally, I couldn’t in good conscience tell you to vote with your dick this election, but maybe you should think about it.