A neezy with too much time on his hands so what he does is sneetch...in other words he informs others of their flaws or the error in their ways. These characters are generally found in ditches, with stitches all over their body inflicted on them by those they sneetched on.

To gaze lasciviously in such an overtly creepy manner that the target of one's affections (usually decades younger than the lecher) can actually feel the lecher's eyes on her body. Extreme examples of sneetching may include the jingling of change or unnecessary references to San Francisco.

Dude... Sid was completely Sneetching on that blonde at Wawa. You could hear his change jingling clear across the aisle.

A Sneetch refers to the Dr. Suess story of the star-bellied sneetches. It means someone who is stuck up and think they're better than others due to things such as the way one dresses or other unimportant aspects. It does not refer to a woman's vagina, that would be a SNATCH.