I’m tired, English

I’m tired. I slept all night, and a few hours in the middle of the day, but by gods, I’m tired. Still waiting for the doctor to get back to me with an appointment, but so far, no such luck. So today, I’ll leave you with this thought:

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? And what’s another word for thesaurus and what’s another word for synonym?