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Did I not just inform you what God proscribed and prescribed on burgers! So let it be written; so let it be done.

Exodus 16:12 - New Texas Testament...

Originally Posted by So sayeth the Word of the Lord...

“I have heard the grumbling of the non-believers in San Antonio. Tell them, ‘At twilight you will eat meat, and in the morning you will be filled with bread, and they shalt be joined by a slathering of Holy Mayonnaise. Then you will know that I am the LORD your God.’ ”

...Ben

"Only those who fear the truth are compelled to lie..." - Unheralded author...

Daaaaamn----I knew some of you all make-up their own "facts"----but your own Bible----now----I'm impressed with that

Some English king had his version, we've got ours...Genesis 1:29 - New Texas Testament...

Originally Posted by Heed the Word of the Lord

Then God said, “I give you every beef-bearing critter on the face of the whole earth and every plate that has buns with sesame seed in it. They will be yours for food and you will anoint it all with Holy Mayonnaise."

...Ben

"Only those who fear the truth are compelled to lie..." - Unheralded author...

Then God said, “I give you every beef-bearing critter on the face of the whole earth and every plate that has buns with sesame seed in it. They will be yours for food and you will anoint it all with Holy Mayonnaise."

...and for us more mortal souls; God said:

"Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain"

...and he wrote those words on a stone tablet so that we might believe

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill

"Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner