10.09.2009

Fabulous News of Infinite Awesomeness

Wait for it......

I TURNED MY OWN DOORKNOB TODAY!!!! AND WROTE MY NAME!!!!! WITH MY RIGHT HAND!!!!!

Big news indeed....Today I got my stitches out, got a new (MUCH lighter) splint, and can now take a shower without a complicated set of machinations involving two plastic bags and three rubber bands. I hope to get back to regular blogging soon, but typing is still a struggle. In fact, a lot of things are difficult.

This morning, while I was trying to get dressed, I got stuck half in and half out of my bra. Seriously. I had a few minutes of sheer panic as I contemplated having to call someone...or attempt to call someone....It took 20 minutes to get the stupid thing on. At least I don't have to wear the sling anymore. Now a SLING is a genuine torture device. I firmly believe it was invented by a man...since it was clearly designed for someone with massive upper body strength and no boobs to speak of. Not having to wear that anymore makes this a RED LETTER DAY.