Bob Sapp might be the worst fighter of all time, I love the guy but he's embarrassing to watch fight. Just lost in less than a minute to Mariusz Pudzkowskiwowskistrongski after covering up as soon as a punch came within a 30 foot radius of him. Ref stops the fight and then he's back on his feet laughing and joking with his corner pretty much straight away.

Frank Trigg was on last Sunday’s Rebellion MMA radio show and while he didn’t shed any more light on that time he allegedly throttled his ex-wife, he did share this entertaining story about drinking vodka with Fedor:

“[Fedor and I] are sitting there in the hotel bar and we’re talking and we’re having a great time and all of a sudden I realize that this fool speaks English. I was like ‘Come on man, you’re really going to pull this?’ It’s not good English or clear English but you can definitely understand it enough to talk to him. He was just like ‘Nah, I don’t like doing it because I don’t feel comfortable on the microphone’ and we were just talking for five minutes in a straight English conversation without a translator.”

“Then he goes ‘You know its funny’ and I go ‘What’s that?’ and he says ‘The more you drink vodka, the better you think your Russian is.’ That was when I first started realizing how the world works.”

So you can add Fedor to the list of people who pretend they can’t speak english just to f*ck with us. Like Anderson Silva! And that Asian guy at the convenience store down the street from me. Maybe in 50 years when China rules the world that’ll be acceptable but for now you better speak American to me or I’ll punch you in the face with my freedom fist.

Maynard saved that fight. He deserved it. Having Guida braid his hair was brilliant. For some reason when he's bouncing all around like that and his hair is everywhere he seems harder to hit or that he's got so much energy that can't be contained and his opponent can't keep up, but with his hair pinned back, all that extra movement looked really stupid and pointless. Maynard had to chase him down just to get either one of the to engage. Hell, Guida's best offense came when Gray dropped his hands, started yelling at him and let Guida land a combo on him.