Dick is a very caring VP. He regards the countries of the world as his children & every so often he feels they need to be spanked for their own good. And the other countries/children definitely shouldn't speak unless spoken to, which the Bush regime doesn't believe in doing.Dick loves you all!

I was having breakfast with Dick just this morning. The VP is actually a fun guy. We sat at an outside table & he brought his shotgun & was blasting pigeons while we ate. "Time for a bird regime change" he kept hissing between shots.By the way our office has a shotgun room also. That's why I haven't told the VP about our secret project.

Well, I do rolig though from my first comment it sounds like the IRS.I work for a very secret federal agency. All I can tell you is that we're testing the concept that other countries besides the USA are ok. But I'm not supposed to talk about it.

We also have a vending machine room if we feel like making a donation to the vending machine companies.