This morning, Courtney Stoddenwas spotted in her normal attire for a not so normal reason. Sporting a string, red bikini, she was strutted down the street towards a local El Lay studio, where she was filming a new Funny or Die skit with Jason Alexander.

George! You lucky guy! Almost as lucky as Doug Hutchison.

And by lucky, we mean creepy. At least Jason is only in it for the money and attention.

Re: kappuhcheenoh – I really wonder that too - why does this girl seem like a parody of a porn star? The exaggerated body language, the sleazy clothes, the hair and make-up, and especially the ridiculous facial expressions - what made her this way?

this girl is nuts, and what is up with her face? maybe instead of tv shows looking if she had plastic implants or not they should call children service and a therapist because she doesn't sound normal.

What I find so frustrating about Courtney Stodden is that she just a teenage girl, despite the over-sexualized and aged image she projects. She's a child with a child's brain. Physiologically, developmentally, she still needs to be protected from herself. Her parents and her husband have done her a gross disservice.

Re: Krista66 – First thing i thought of when i saw the pics.Plus they need the cash to supplement their obviously outrageous drug habits. What a fucking pair. next the tapes will be "leaked of dear old Court getting it on with whatever dear old Douggie has in his evil plan to sell to the highest bidder".Shudder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: casablancas89 – You are joking right? is that you two bastards?
Confidence, Really, that is a mind controlled fucking joke of humanity. Now off you go and take a shower, sober up and get a fucking education and something that remotely resembles a fucking life. while you are at it take that entire Kuntrashian. Lohan and Hilton crew with you and Fuck off.

Re: boxergal – Jealous of what? lopsided botched boob job massive camel toe in the Red Bikini , hideous distorted facial expressions . A fatal attraction to this disgusting mind controlling excuse for a human being. Honey get out while you still can. It is not going to end well. You look like shit.

It may be that they are well matched…for a time.
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In the end, everything is temporary.
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Life is funny. People are strange. (when you're a stranger)
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Chuck Berry said it best.
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"C'est La Vie" , said the old folks, "It goes to show you never can tell."

I know! She says she is a Christian girl. Well, honey, Christian girls don't dress like Saturday night whores! All the husband needs now is that outfit that Kramer wore, the Technicolor Dreamcoat and the big hat that the wind blew up and that cane! What is wrong with you. Disappointed that George Castanza would be involved in the Apr/Dec wedding of the Old Man and the Cee, I mean Eee Cup.

Theres something about her you cant turn away from even though you feel gross. Shes like that girl with Downs who keep lifting her shirt in class. You keep thinking "aw, thats just wrong…but, look - boobies."

Does anyone think this guy has an abusive hold on this girl? Like total mind control and this is totally a girl that is imprisoned….? Wake up people…sure, she should have the confidence and the smarts to avoid men like this…he is a total loser who in my opinion, preys on young girls who may not have the worldliness to know better….instead of being so critical of the girl, I have only read a couple that call out the guy….you all need to open your eyes….I see her as a total victim who needs help.

Re: Chandler Bing – some of what you say about the girl having low intellect is right on…however, slapping the girl and talking about boners is off base…this really is not a situation to be joked about. Nor slapping a woman is acceptable….ignorance breeds ignornace…there are thousands of young, small town girls that come to LA yearly…there are men like this pig that pluck them out of obscurity telling them they will make them famous…only problem, they are exploited….Smart girls know better, however others do not….

She is a hot fucking mess! Bunch of jealous bitches! She is not hurting anybody and likes to flaunt herself! SO WHAT!! If it was a gay guy you would all be talking how hot he is! Let her have her 15min of fame! She is not hurting NOBODY!! Here is a site that wants openness and equal rights bla bla and here she is getting blasted EVERY TIME you see a picture of her! Amazing so many haters here on this site that wants equality and equal rights for everybody! Such bullshit!!!

Re: barny – she does have a great body but i can say (not the huge boobs) but every single girl that i knew at 16 and 17 looked like that. and my sister inlaw and her friends (aslo 16 and 17 year old) put her to shame. those abs would be amazing on courtney cox but on a 17 year old…. its normal

Re: flergasfsdfasdf – you said it. everyone is making out like she is way hottttt and in super great shape. she is 17…. every 17 year old i know has bodies that put her to shame… if she was 40 yeah than i give her credit but 17, no thats not anything out of the ordinary

got to love how people are hating on her, women are jealous cause they'll never be hot like her, men because they can't have a hot girl like her even in their dreams, and gays, like perezite for example, just hate women in general

Re: patyep – All women hating on her aren't jealous of her. Do I wish I was a 17-year-old high school drop out, who is married to a 51-year-old and doing everything in her ability to get a reality show? No. But, anyone claiming she doesn't have a good body is delusional and has serious body image issues.

The ones who claim the women are just jealous sound like either her, or her mom, as that seems to be the go-to answer for everything. It couldn't possibly be that she is a famewhoring twit with the brains of protoplasm. Trust me, she is as dumb as she seems. She is being manipulated by her skeezy parents and Doug.