A Junior's Lament
Where? Oh, where, is that old class?
They're gone, they're gone, alas, alas!
Once m,ore they waken in my breast
The thoughts of school, of thoughts the best.
Once more I hear and see and trace
That happy bunch, also each face,
As...

A Little Laughter
A LOVE LETTER.
The following unique epistle was picked up lately in the
street:
"Dear Bill, The reason I didn't laff when you laft at me
in the post office yesterday, was becos I hev a bile on my
face, and I can't laff. If I laff...

WE have appreciated and enjoyed a liberal amou,nt
of the students' p1atronage in the past and we
hope and in fact believe -tHe will be favored by a
similar or even better business in the future.
The reasons for this are:
ALEX G. MATHESON
Watchmaker...

LELAND BETENSON
Betty has taken on the air of a mar­ried
man, but his hasty steps sure
startled us.
DORRIS SORENSON
Going to take out her M. D. (Mother's
Duties) degree this year.
LAFELL IVERSON
Pessimists would laugh with "Fuzzy."
ANNA THORLEY
If...

New Year Resolutions
for 1916
I hereby resolve that in the year 1916 I vyill attend lTIy classes once
a week at least.-Junior McConnell.
I hereby resolve that on lTIy next trip to Circleville I will materialize
my ends.--Hunter I ...unt.
I hereby...

Jokes
lVIr. Christensen (in Physical Geography): Now, Mar­tin,
can you tell the class why lightning never strikes twice
in the same place?
l\lart: Because after it hits once the same place ain't
there any more.
(In B. B.~ meeting.) Woolley: In...

Jokes
1\1r. Homer (In Physiology): If I should stand on my
head, where would the blood of my body go?
Student: To your head.
Mr. Homer: All right, but why doesn't the blood go
to my feet now?
Student: Because there is something in your feet.
Bunk:...

The Junior College Tournament
r~p*HE Rocky Mountain Junior Col-kge
Basketball Tournament is a
Southern Utah idea. The first meet
was held at Snow College in 1924
with only four teams participating.
The following year, with other
schools added, the...

Beggar Woman: "Can you help me
re-cover my child?"
Old Gent: "Is your child lost?"
Beggar Woman: "No, no. His
clothes are worn out."
Steam Heated Hot and Cold Water
When in Cedar City stop at the
A gentleman once asked a boy where
he was born.
"In...

CTI IDENT LIFE
Sleeping beauty — mostly
sleeping.
Seaman and Bullock Inc.
Say man—
Hold it.
What a romance.
Have a bite?
A handful.
From left to right—nut, nut,
etc.
Once upon a time—
Come on, Rosie, smile.
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BASKETBALL
COLLEGE BASKETBALL SQUAD
HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL SQUAD
The B. A. C. basketball squad traveled far and wide this year and enjoyed
some marvelous experiences, but perhaps they did come out on the wrong
side of the score once too often,...

PRACTICALLY EVERY GIRL PARTICIPATES
Athletics are not only represented by the fellows of the B. A. C. but
the fairer sex have also spent many hours of physical exertion in this line.
The XVomen's Intramural program has been carried on largely...

Ell
Interesting are the facts that are concerned
with the lower division graduating class^those
people who have completed the requirements
for the first two years of callege according to
standards recognized throughout the country
and especially at...

W|io's that making all that noise?
l£':| a bunch of A. C. boys,
Like the rattle of the battle,
They're waking up the town
At the school they always work,
And you'll find they never shirk,
Always in it, every minute,
They make the old place...

ACTIVITIES
The school activities for the year 1935 36
have been a "howling" success. From the pep
rallies, so full of pep and vim to the earnest
and soulful debaters, who are so wrapped
up in the decisions of the Supreme Court that
they hardly...

REALM OF THE FAIR SEX
They say there's mystery behind the swing-ing
doors of the girls' dorm and a person can t
get in after l i p . m., but I found a peak hole
once and things were so interesting I spent
the entire year of 1941 and '42 just...