Sony Pulls ‘The Interview’ From All Theaters

Seth Rogen and James Franco’s The Interview has been scrapped from all major theaters by Sony, who also reportedly have NO PLANS to release in on DVD or on demand due to the plot of the entire movie, specifically a scene were their beloved(?) leader Kim Jong-un burns to death in slow motion.

Leaked emails from Rogen himself detailed the gory scene, which apparently included “hair burning,” “face embers” and a “wave of head chunks.”

Sounds hilarious, right? North Korean hackers didn’t quite think so…

After catching wind of The Interview, a group calling themselves the “Guardians of Peace” threatened to bomb any venue who dared screen it, 9/11 style.

Warning

We will clearly show it to you at the very time and places “The Interview” be shown, including the
premiere, how bitter fate those who seek fun in terror should be doomed to.
Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made.
The world will be full of fear.
Remember the 11th of September 2001.
We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time.
(If your house is nearby, you’d better leave.)
Whatever comes in the coming days is called by the greed of Sony Pictures Entertainment.
All the world will denounce the SONY.

Texas, the bloated, bully-fighting heart of America, is standing up to the terrorists by showing Team America – a highly offensive film that was never pulled from theaters despite Kim Jong-il shotgunning Alex Baldwin and getting impaled on a Pickelhaube (fancy German for pointy helmet) – in place of The Interview. P.S. Rob Lowe is PISSED, and so is Seth Rogen, according to Rob Lowe.

Saw @Sethrogen at JFK. Both of us have never seen or heard of anything like this. Hollywood has done Neville Chamberlain proud today.

(For the non-history buffs, Neville Chamberlain was a big time p*ssy during World War II.)