Instance Gratification 35: Draenor Dagger Distribution

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Solidsamm was created with one express purpose, to introduce the world to the wonderfully sharp edges of his daggers. Backstab, Fan of Knives, Eviscerate, as any true rogue knows these abilities are best handled with a small, easily concealable blade. It should not be the size of an entire character. Nor even a measurable portion of one. If that were the case it’d be difficult to slip them in betwixt someone’s ribs, Forsaken aside. Furthermore, it’d be nigh impossible to Kidney Shot an adversary with the hilt the size of your thigh.

I digress.

Solidsamm was meant for one thing, DPS. He hasn’t performed his sole purpose for existing in far too long. One could argue he’s in the past right. A past where he didn’t even exist yet, so distributing any daggers would be ahead of his time but we’re not getting into time paradoxes today. Or ever, since the current state of lore – among other “features” – in the World of Warcraft simply makes me sad. Instead we’ll be getting our questing on, then, ideally, our dungeoning on to head towards raiding as a rogue. Because healing has become oh, so boring! To think I was so excited to heal again once upon a time…

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