OMG! I laughed so hard while reading your story! Thanks so much for the needed stress reliever! I'm so glad you wrote this....the funny this is, I had thought of this story idea, but I could never have done it the justice you did! Loved, loved, loved it! Now for the critic......there were too many mistakes. Mistakes, whether typo or English mistakes are distracting and they take away from the story. Luckily the story was so clever and funny that I kept reading inspite of the mistakes. That's a great compliment coming from me.....usually when I see so many mistakes, I just stop reading, it simply distracts me and I lose interest in the story, but not the case here. I would have giventhis story a 10 rating, but had to give it a nine because of the simple mistakes.

Hilarious! I absolutely love this chapter. Dr. Ben Dover never gets old as a joke, but I laughed harder at Dr. Dover's summary of recent events. Well done! It's so hard to find good PG-13 stories that are in cannon. I can't wait to read the rest.

OMG!!!! I almost had an asthma attack i was laughing so hard!!!! Nokidding!!! I kept having to walk away from my computer!!!! LOLOLOOLOLOLOLO!!! That was the funniest thing ever!!! Thank-you so much !! I sooooo needed this!!! Thanks!!!!!

omg! this is pricelesss! youre a writing genious(: i don think ive every laughed so hard. his ADDRESS?! oh my god, and everyhitng wlse. OH MY GOD!!! hahah youre really good and i hope for more just as entertaining pieces from you in the future(:

I think this is hilarious! I love your stories! So original! I have so much fun reading them! You gotta love how the Cullens all stick together no matter what, even though at any moment any of them can leave in the blink of an eye! I love the Cullens! This story is awesome! You can never get bored!! :oD

OMG! I just stumbled across this story and I am so glad I did. I can tell it's going to be a good one- like watching a train wreck, but still having comedic interludes amidst the carnage. Must continue reading....

Sorry not to review until the end but I couldn't see the keys to type! I have never laughed so much!!!!!! I LOVE the way your brain works and you have the characters to a tee. I stumbled upon this looking for something else (something with advertising in the title) and am soooooooo glad I did. I only just managed to put it down to cook tea for my family and almost threw my eldest and his girlfriend out so I could get back to it!!! Thank you for a very entertaining and hysterical afternoon/evening. You could market this as an antidepressant!!!!

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