Sure, sure. She might get nominated. Actually, yeah, she might. And before you start laughing so hard you drop your laptop (or BlackBerry, or iPad, or hacked-iPod-turned-watch-turned-iPad), hear me out.

The Globes have made far stranger things happen: Remember Me. It was a cataclysm. But it had Robert Pattinson in it. And no one could deliver awards show ratings like Pattz right now. Ditto with Miley Cyrus in The Last Song