No wonder "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is a loner. In the WWF's tag team
wars he hasn't had much luck. That's not to say he hasn't been successful.
The current WWF World Heavyweight Champion has won the belts on a number of
occasions. It's the partners he's saddled with. Whether it's Shawn
Michaels, Dude Love or now The Undertaker; they either are or shortly
thereafter become his sworn enemy. Even his former WCW World Tag Team
Championship partner - the late Brian Pillman - turned on Austin when he
migrated to the WWF.

I've heard of keeping your friends close and your enemies even closer...but
this is ridiculous.

I'd hate to see Austin's annual Christmas card list. What revised version
is he working on? 316?

Facing three men out to tan his hide, Austin the odds crasher beat them
again stripping Kane and Mankind of their tag team belts at the Fully
Loaded pay-per-view streaming out of the Selland Arena in Fresno,
California. However, the WWF rattlesnake left the arena without the gold
around his waist as his partner The Undertaker took it upon himself to
split the scene with both belts. Didn't the Man From The Darkside's mom
ever teach him to share and share alike? Apparently not.

Controversy swirled around the main event from the start as The Undertaker
arrived 20 minutes before the bout was scheduled to begin. That's shouldn't
be a news flash to wrestling fans. As his belated arrivals on Monday Night
Raw prove, The Undertaker seriously needs to invest in a new watch or one
of those convenient wake-up services.

In the final minutes of the title match, Austin spiked Kane with a Stunner
in the middle of the ring. Mankind made the save clamping the dreaded
Mandible Claw on a surprised Austin. Stone Cold failed around his arms
swinging wildly. The Undertaker stood glowering on the ringside apron.
Austin escaped applying a Stunner to Mankind and crawled towards his
corner. At first, The Undertaker made no effort to stretch out his hand.
Then, he gave a sideways glance to the crowd and slapped flesh with Stone
Cold for the hot tag.

The Undertaker chokeslammed Mankind putting an end to his interference.
Turning his attention to his ibrotheri Kane, The Man From The Dark Side
chokeslammed and Tombstone Piledrived him for the pinfall. As Austin looked
on cursing out loud, The Undertaker threw a tag belt around each shoulder
stomping up the entrance way.

As much as the tag title switch was startling, the Fully Loaded
pay-per-view's history-making moment was the submission match broadcast via
satellite from the legendary Hart family wrestling school (fondly called
"The Dungeon") in Calgary. For most fans, it was their first look at a
place where squared circle icons like Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Chris Benoit
and The Junkyard Dog learned the difference between a head lock and a
hammer lock from Hart family patriarch and Canadian wrestling legend Stu
Hart.

In that unadorned basement room featuring only a padded green floor, wood
paneling, water pipes overhead and a weight training station off to the
side, Owen Hart and former Hart school trainee Ken Shamrock worked an
ingeniously devised match despite missing insignificant props like the
freaking wrestling ring or a crowd.

As Dan Severn officiated the unusual bout, Shamrock and Hart mashed each
other's heads into the wood paneling, swung off water pipes and tutored
everyone in the finer points of mat wrestling. The Black Hart ruled his own
backyard when Shamrock missed a back kick striking Dan Severn. With Severn
down and out, Hart brained Shamrock with a weight then shook an unconscious
Shamrock's hand for the tap out win.

"You're nothing. I rule The Dungeon," said Hart to the former Ultimate
Fighting Champion as he headed upstairs.

The next WWF pay-per-view is SummerSlam '98 on August 30th.

WWF INYH: Fully Loaded results

Val Venis Vs Jeff Jarrett

: Southern Justice and Kaientai were tossed from ringside.
: Yamaguchi San provided the guest commentary saying Venis is in for a
surprise on tonight's Raw Is War.
: Toronto's own Venis shoves Jarrett into Tennessee Lee and rolls-up Double
J.

Winner: At 7 minutes and 45 seconds, Val Venis.

Match Rating: 7 / 10.

D-Lo Brown Vs X-Pac

: The Godfather and Chyna remain at ringside while other Nation and DX
members are given the heave-ho.
: The Godfather clotheslines X-Pac from behind. X-Pac turns around and
haymakers Kama. D-Lo crushes X-Pac with the Sky High drop.

Winner: At 8 minutes and 26 seconds, D-Lo Brown.

Match Rating: 5 / 10.

Faarooq and Scorpio Vs Terry Funk and Bradshaw

: In a pre-match interview, Funk announces that this will be his last match
before a six month vacation. Bradshaw is miffed that he wasn't told ahead
of time.
: Scorpion lands the 450 Splash on Funk scoring the victory.
: An enraged Bradshaw clotheslines Funk inside the ring, clotheslines
Scorpio outside the ring and smashes a chair over Faarooq's back. Is this a
prelude to Bradshaw joining up with Tennessee Lee?

Winner: Scorpio and Faarooq at 6 minutes and 49 seconds.

Match Rating: 3 / 10.

Vader Vs Mark Henry

: In an embarrassing performance, Henry flubs move after move. The Nation's
powerhouse kicks out of Vader's splash. Henry splashes Vader for the win? A
former WCW champ jobs to person who has no business being in the squared
circle? Gimmie a break.

Winner: Mark Henry at 5 minutes and 3 seconds.

Match Rating: 0 / 10.

: The New Age Outlaws challenge Kane and Mankind to a title defense
tomorrow night on Raw then brawl in the ring.

: The Nation and DX get the boot. Chyna stays.
: At 2:55, Chyna cheap shots The People's Champion.
: At 10: 20, Henry splashes Hunter on the concrete floor. Billy Gunn
attacks Henry.
: The Godfather comes out at 18: 33 but is forced back by The Outlaws.
: From out of the crowd, D-Lo mounts the top rope. Triple H crotches D-Lo
and beans him with the European title belt. The Rock hits the Rock Bottom
for the first fall at 20:20.
: The one minute rest period is shortened as the crowd boos.
: X-Pac also comes from out of the crowd face-slamming The Rock. Rocky
Miavia hits the ref with a steel chair. Chyna low-blows The Rock, DDT's him
on the steel chair. Triple H gets a pin at 26:37.
: Hunter has the stunned Rock covered but the ref is receiving an assist to
the back. Hebner takes over the officiating. Hunter executes the Pedigree
at the 30 minute mark. Too little, too late. The match is ruled as a
draw.

Winner: ...and still WWF Intercontinental Champion, The Rock at 30
minutes even
.

Match Rating: 9 / 10.

Sable Vs Jacqueline (Bikini Contest)

: Dustin Rhodes says a prayer beforehand asking God to forgive everyone for
what they are about to see. He leaves by saying..."The Messiah is coming
very soon."
: Jacqueline is wearing a red G-String number and as she dances in the ring
one of her breasts falls out in plain view.
: Sable comes out wearing a waist-length T-Shirt. She removes it to show a
black G-String with a silver tank top. She explains that Vince McMahon
wanted her to wear something more conservative. Sable disregards McMahon's
orders removing the tank top showing her chest covered only by an
outstretched hand painted in black on each chest.
: An angry McMahon throws his jacket around Sable escorting her from
ringside.
: The crowd cheered more for Sable so I guess she won though Jacqueline
complains that Sable wasn't wearing a legal swim suit.

Winner(s): Sable? Nope. The fans.

The Undertaker and Steve Austin (challengers) Vs Mankind and Kane
(champions) (WWF World Tag Team Title Match)

Winners: ...and new WWF World Tag Team Champions...The Undertaker and
Steve Austin at 9 minutes and 41 seconds
.