Yes yes.. this is Day -1... I am starting tomorrow.. so I had the BIGGEST MEAL today... muhahahahaha... (i know this will work against me.. but oh well)

It's called "The Experiment" because I am 1m80 (5'11") and 67.4kg (148.5lbs)
My friends are laughing at me for even trying and nicked named me "Da Masta Cleanse" already... haven't even started yet.... I am underweight (although my BMI is 22 so should be fine) ... my girlfriend (just finished Day 6) thinks I will finish all her maple syrup by 4PM tomorrow afternoon (about 2.5 liters) so doesn't want me to start yet..

anyway.. I am not listening to anyone... cleansing out my 20's ... lived a crazy life of alcohol, drugs and cigarettes... new body for my 30's

I want to make it at least to half a day.... Seriously... after that I will check if I can do a full day.... that's when I will decide if I can join you 5, 10, 14, 20, 30, 40 or 50 dayers....

ps. if I don't post for a day, please put food in my mouth...

let's go

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okay.. well about day 2 - yesterday... do not try to get stuff done at the post office or council services on day 2
maybe it was that i was a little touchy... and the fact that people at the post office and the council don't actually to any work... that resulted in me being removed from the post office by security after i refused to leave the counter... i sent a registered letter overseas.. and no one can tell me after two weeks where it is... hahaha.. i tought, i tried on the internet tracking system, i phoned the info number.. now i am going to the post office where i sent it, and stand there until they help me...

actually the security officer was much friendlier than the clerk...

okay back to the cleanse... i have no BMs... did a little poo before my SWF yesterday... but nothing after.. fair enough could not even finish half the SWF yesterday.. my girlfriend always makes it with a bit of boiled water.. she finds it easier to drink lukewarm. i don't. haha

so with all the SWF trouble yesterday, i started today with lax tea, and then made the SWF mix just cold... half way there.. so far so good..
hope it's not bad having some tea first?

survived the rest of the day quite well...

for dinner i had the maple syrup and lemon and pepper as a tea.. added boiled water.. don't know if that's supposed to do anything bad to the ingredients. but i just felt like it... and for desert i had a shot of maple syrup with a shot of lemon - in a liqueur glass... quite a sophisticated drink and flushed it away with a glass of water afterwards.,. for the dilution in my stomach

hope today is going to be a good day... i feel my kidneys .. need to drink more water i suppose

well apart from me sharting my pants (hahahaha) all went very well today.. bought some more lemons (shop didn't have any limes - need to find another organic shop) one of the guys at the shop was very helpful, we asked some questions, and with the whole english to dutch translation he was a bit confused, checked some stuff on google (in his shop and then came back with some answers.. very chatty bloke

my muscles were very tense.. and my kidneys hurt.. so I did some yoga and feel so much better... really anyone with muscle cramps right now - stop reading and do some yoga... there must be youtubes out there if you don't know how

i am going to leave this forum for the rest of the night.. electronic shutdown - well not really - gonna watch a DVD hahaha... peter sellers

I am handling this cleanse pretty well so far I have to say. Fair enough, not working at the moment... (it's in fashion not to work this year I heard) Did some yoga, went into town for another unsuccessful attempt to deal with government services. Went for a drink with my mates and a game of pool. Had still water with non-organic lemons (oooooooooooooohwww cheating on the cleanse!!!!). Quite weird standing in a bar, just drinking still water.
Watched another episode of Mad Men with my girlfriend... off to bed. Ching ching, one more day in the pocket.

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