Here is a subject very near and dear to my heart: Buttsex. I'm talking the great act of love known as anal sex.

It's a wonderful act, one that can bring a greater bond between man and woman (or man and man, or woman and woman [with appropriate tools]).

Unfortunately, too many women are scarred from the experience because of a boy that didn't know what the fuck he was doing. If you decide you want to buttsex your lady, you can't just spring it on them. You can't be like "suprise!". That's a no no.

As with any aspect of a relationship, it requires communication. Talk to you lady, hoochie, or slut about this carefully, and plan ahead. Lot's of lube, lots of Barry White, and lots of luck.