So I've transcribed all the songs on the leak to the best/laziest of my ability.I imagine the actual release might sound better/different, so it's speculation at this point I suppose. I think I'm pretty off on a lot of it, but nevertheless this is my attempt.

On the album itself, my personal opinion. It's amazing. I really enjoyed transcribing it. It's a lot like Ariel's earlier stuff in a really good way. The lyrics are bizarre. They're seriously disturbing/hilarious/surreal all at once. I'm really glad we can finally really tell what he's saying, I feel like we missed out on how good of a lyricist he is sometimes. There's so many layers to the 'mature themes' of the album with sex/war/modern society. I don't know, really. I need to listen to it more. But I think this album definitely has the best concept out of everything I've heard so far from Ariel.

I'm fanboying here but fuck it. It's great. Favourite song is Schnitzel upon my first few listens but I feel as though I'll soon be very familiar with all the songs and appreciate them in their own way. I want to write more about the album after I give it a more thorough listen.

Ariel played a bait and switch with the two songs he released as teasers. People thought we were gonna get another Before Today. Which would have been fine. But those songs are almost anomalies on the album (perfect anomalies). It's strange, it's uncomfortable, it's catchy as fuck, it's still kinda lo-fi, everything that I think Ariel tried to achieve with his earlier stuff. I'm glad he made the move from lo fi to embracing at least a bit of recording quality. But the production is great.

OKAY. That went on way too long. Here's what I transcribed.

Kinski Assassin
a kinski assassin blew a hole in my chest
now i walk up out with a
a seaworthy vest full of sperm brain
mother twin genesis went down the blame
kinski assassin of angels in athens
who sunk my battleship? i sank my battleship
crypnotist pacifist holy monogamous masturbator's a whore
kinski assassins of angels in athens
weightlift our vaders spitting truth but not fact
cry-nnihilators that do not or more
i will always, i will always have paris
kinski assassins of angels in athens
australian-made nibblers with the steam pocket slacks
backlit jacuuzie want to fondle your ass
suicide dumplings dropping testicle bombs
kickouts in technicolour, talk to your moms
kinski assasins, double agents in athens
who sunk my battleship? i sank my battleship
pacifist, masochist, polymonogamous masturbator's a whore
like young sigmund freud
blood seizure bomb shells
and the blowjobs on death
bring out the bogan shields hopped up on meth
i will always have paris
kinski assassins and angels and athens
who sank my battleship? i sank my battleship
lalalala

Is This The Best Spot?
is this the best spot? is this this the spot?
go!
g-spot, h bomb
let's go!
sorry said the fanny to the head
one eyed willy's ghost is dead
his body's somewhere out there in time
step into my time warp
step into my time warp now
ancient chasm cassum potion?
shooting fine into your spine
fighting off the urges
discussing the exfoliation
step into my time warp
step into my time warp now
is this the best spot?
is this the spot?

Mature Themes
to be young
as a girl
with a boy
to be one
for a solemnly devote myself to thee
i'm sorry but it's true, truth is shameful and vile
so i'm not real and i won't call you and
i wanna talk about mature themes, daily
and i want it (wanted?) to be good, baby
my ? take steps to rectify your whole life
make this gift i gave to thee
a promise to be true
embrace, imagine imaginations
that suit you
yeah, i wanna talk about mature themes
taboo themes
i want it to (wanted?) to be good,
wanted to be good to be good to be good to be good!
my baby
i don't care at all about the big or the small, the skies or the air between me
i don't care about you i wish i was taller than 5 foot four, 35 years of my life spent
computing in all hell
i want it to be good
my baby

Only In Dreams
if at first you don't suceed at love
just dream a little, dream a little girl so real
when she don't call up no more, well don't give up
only in my dreams, if only in dreams you'll be right there next to me
and if i could see, if only in my dreams
you're the luckiest girl
and the world is no?
you don't have to explain at all
cause you're the one ?
on the beach in the ocean of my dreams
hidden only in my dreams
if at first you don't succeed at love
when she don't call up no more, well don't give up
yeah you gotta believe it
if only in my dreams you'll be right there next to me
and if i could see
if only in my dreams
you're the luckiest girl
and the world is ?
you don't have to explain
cause you're the one that you love
and if i could see
that you'd be real with me
and we'll have so much fun
life has just begun
if only in my dreams
you're the luckiest girl
you don't have to explain
cause you're the one that you love
and we'll have so much fun
hidden only in my dreams

Driftwood
oh my god, my dogs are pair?
rook hits ? knight I?
then breath of the cross eyed goat
eating children for a monday morning
laughter in the hangman's eye
look into his heart so clear
look into a heart that's right
can't beat it off can't beat it off tonight
? and jackie and eloped, moved the memory, stripped the teens(teams?)
driftwood blocking up the short thing?
short thing driftwood in the landmine
driftwood climbing up the oilwell
dancer waiting in the long line
driftwood knocking up the short dam
spiders pass along the grass
need to know, white ? eyes
if dido's country had it fed up
tolkien's got it up the bard
(whispering i couldn't discern)
music on the tv screen
never really hadt've known
driftwood plugging up the short dam
short dam driftwood in the landmine
driftwood plugging up the oil well
dancer waiting in the long line
driftwood plugging up the short dam
short dam driftwood in the landmine
driftwood plugging up the oil well
dancer waiting in the long line
driftwood plugging up the short dam
short dam driftwood in the landmine
driftwood climbing up the oil well

Early Birds of Babylon
early birds of babylon
what's up, you're time's at hand
dawn, your short beats stop a devilfish right in my hand
the good drop at dawn? the man who was vizier
in the face of dawn
agnostic scum of public health?
send him to his place
satan is best?
angels in croquet
divide subconscious?
roaches eat young girls
for the god of thought, september's logic
block the state of his trial?
as they lay down to his ?-ensate?
and they make a prayer
to seduce your nape upon yourself?
the truth is in your hands?
satan is proof
satan is proof
early birds of babylon
houdini do dis, do dat
how does he do that at?
houdini do dis, do dat
hey, how does he do that at?
houdini did dis, do dat
etc.
summon your ? god
and come and it with me
my word is law
the birds of babylon
squirming corporate fish in a squallor
earth foot empire
dive knows his seed? pretend?
we made you pools of bay
we left
satan express?
satan express
satan express
and the birds of babylon
are the only birds you're gonna love?
and the birds of babylon
houdini do dis, do dat
how does he do that at?
houdini do dis, do dat
hey, how does he do that at?
houdini diss dis, do dat
etc.
hey!

Symphony of the Nymph
she's a nympho at the discotec
and a lesbian
and yeah i'm also a nympho
she's a nympho at the bibliotec
dr. mario, colonoscopist
i'm in the bar yo, i'm a therapist
yes i'm a nympho
yes i'm a nympho
and my name is ariel and i'm a nympho
why do you have to sing?
why do you have to go ?
to ? cause i'm?
why do you have to sing?
so what can I do? you can see me too
the symphony of the nymph
i don't mean to burn any bridges
but i can't get enough of those bitches
i'm just a rock n roller from beverly hills
my name is ariel, and i'm a nymph
the nymphony of the symph?
she's a nympho at the discotech
and a lesbian
and yeah i'm also
a nympho
she's a nympho at the bibliotec
dr. mario, colonscopist
i'[m in the bar yo, i'm a therapist
i'm a nympho
yes i'm a nympho
my name is ariel
and i'm a nympho
( i couldn't understand this part. 'why do you have to sing' is all i can make out)
giddy giddy up girl
i don't mean to burn any bridges
but i can't get enough of those bitches
i'm just a rock n roller from beverly hills
my name is ariel peenk (pig?)
end/in each other?

Pink Slime
Dove la hore, Da hore escusera (I don't speak spanish, apologies)
La hore? Perfecta leone?
let's dine on pink slime
table for 2
i'll buy next time
pink slime is good for you
inside is dryside
now outside is shotgun
when inside each passenger
you be backseat driver
light shine from inside
pastor from school?
? on pub light?
speckled with poo/blue. i made it for you
it's yummy yummy yummy too
left side down song boys say right side up song girls sing
red up this side up or bread bad this side down?
next line?
lifeline computer nightlife life
A hore escusa, a me llamo

Farewell American Primitive
you won't believe this eye sold his soul today
these hours between us will never fade away
as sad as it seems, it's like something in dreams
fuck it i'm high is the words that makes me so sad
bitter and cold now, my thoughts get sick and make me mad
hello hello one time away, farewell so long goodbye USA
farewell american primitive
native american immigrant
the ? password got me 2.1 million? (this line is interesting)
i'm here in spirit, so don't hesitate to write
bitter and cold now, my thoughts make me sick at night
if that isn't me, north korea is me
(couldn't make out the whispering here)
farewell american primitive
native american ?
not my chair, not my problem
you won't believe this sigh, sold your soul to the
those hours between us will never fade away
as said as it seems, it's like something ind reams
farewell american
native american primitive
farewell american primitive
native american primitive
and somebody who said unrelated?

Live it Up
gotta find a destination
gps in rotation, baby
try and take a vacation at night
i wanna spend it on the highway
the highway of love
meet you down at the vice club baby
24 on the dot you know, baby
20 years is the right spot of mind
friday night at the chateau marmont, let's go
yeah, come on live it up all night long
yeah, live it up live it up
it's far too late to make this okay
i'm writing a song and i don't know what to say
the first line is the hardest for me
everything ends the same in verse
now let's go
live it up now, baby
let's live it up
live it up
all night long
dubstep to dubstep baby
save your voice for me baby
cause my night ? in dreams
something something holiday baby
live it up
live it up, live it up

Nostradamus and Me
the flooding of the?
cuts it with grace?
cobblestone caviar?
near your house
nostradamus
we run the alpha waves
we call it
autumn days
at night we walk, we everlast (we're ever lost)
the knocks?
nostradamus and me
nostradamus and me
goodbye bye bye
soon this world
above shall be
?

Baby
Ooo, baby
when we're out in the moonlight, looking up at the stars above
feels so good when i'm near you
hold hands and making love
ooo, baby
you're so baby
you're so baby
you're so babby
? was making love
as the ? in her eyes
feels so good walking side by side
wanna be with you all my life
ooo, babby
you so babby
when we're out in the moonlight
(shebop shebop)
looking up at the stars above
feels so good when i'm near you
holding hands and making love
you're so baby

A lot of it is probably wrong. WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER

Last edited by hoverhand on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:49 pm, edited 2 times in total.

He's definitely saying "my name is Ariel, and I'm a nympho", not "i mean azario".
Very nice job transcribing the album, though, even though I'm sure there are lots and lots of other mistakes, as well as some parts that we will never be able to fully understand. I will try to go through your entire transcript sometime soon and contribute any other corrections I can find. Again, thank you so much for doing this.

He's definitely saying "my name is Ariel, and I'm a nympho", not "i mean azario".
Very nice job transcribing the album, though, even though I'm sure there are lots and lots of other mistakes, as well as some parts that we will never be able to fully understand. I will try to go through your entire transcript sometime soon and contribute any other corrections I can find. Again, thank you so much for doing this.

No problemo, and yeah, you're right about that lyric. Can't believe I didn't hear it like that. I'll edit that in. Nice avatar, btw. I just visited a couple of the TP filming locations. the Great Northern/Snoqualmie Falls and the double R. It's great up there, it actually does kind of feel like Twin Peaks. It's a really nice town. The diner has changed a lot though. Snoqualmie falls was wet. Very wet.

Is This The Best Spot?
is this the best spot? is this this the spot?
go!
g-spot, h bomb
let's go!
sorry said the fanny to the head
one eyed willy's ghost is dead
his booty's somewhere out there in time, oh well
step into my time warp
step into my time warp now
-ism -gasm -chasm -plosion
shooting sperm into your spine
fighting off the urges
viscosity exfoliation
step into my time warp
step into my time warp now
is this the best spot?
is this the spot?

a kinski assassin blew a hole in my chest
now i walk about with a dream bullet vest
a sea worthy vessel for the sperm headed brain
mother twin genesis went down the plane
kinski assassin double agents in athens

kinski assasins, double agents in athens
nacisst, pacifist, polymonogamasturbators ahoy!
like jung sigmund freud
blood seizure bombshells and the blowjobs of death
bring out the bogan shemales hopped up on meth

Is This The Best Spot?

gspot - is this the best spot?
h bomb
gspot - h bomb - let's go!
sorry said the fanny to the head
one eye willies ghost is dead
his booty's somewhere out there in time - oh well
step into my time warp - now
gismchasm gasmplosion
shooting sperm into your spine
fighting off the urges
viscosideseffoliation
step into my time warp - now

Mature Themes

to be young as a girl with a boy to be one
for a solemnly devote myself to thee
i'm sorry but it's true
truth is shameful and vile, and 'm not real
so i won't call you and i wanna talk about mature themes (taboo themes)

and i want it to be good, i want it to be good
and i want it to be good my baby

now lets take steps to rectify your whole life
take this gift i gave to thee, a promise to be true
embrace, imagine maginations that suit you yeah,
i wanna talk about mature themes (daily)

i don't care at all about the spring or the fall,
the skies and the air between me
i don't care about you
i wish i was taller than 5 foot four,
35 years of my life spent computing it all

Only In My Dreams

if you should not succeed at love just
dream a little about a girl so real
and when she don't call up no more well
don't ever give up, yeah youv'e got to believe it

if only in my dreams,
if only in dreams she'll be right there next to me

and if i could see, if only in my dreams
you're the luckiest girl, in the world thers no other girl more lucky in love
you don't have to explain cuz you're the one whos in love
and well have so much fun

on the beach, in the ocean of my dreams
hid if only in my dreams
and if i could see
i'd should be real with me
and we'll have so much fun
oh yeah its just begun

Driftwood

oh my god, my dogs on air
look into the kanine eye
bad breath of a cross eyed goat
eating children for a monday morning
laughter in the hangman's eye
look into his heart so clear
look into a heart that's right
can't beat it off can't beat it off the night
dario genieand jackie aloped
moved to medarie strip for teens

driftwood blocking up the short damn
short dam driftwood in a landmine
driftwood clagging up the oilwell
dancer waiting in the long line

spiders dashed along the grass
eaten up by pale moon eyes
dido's country had a fair
tokens gathered at the park
music on the tv screen
never really had a home

Early Birds of Babylon

the early birds of babylon
rise up your time's at hand
dawn your sharp beaks for the flesh rotted feat nihil
the birds are up at dawn
and now the broads pissed, sire
in the days of dawn
the gnostics saw the book of hell
satanic spies
angels invocated
by subconscious motives
eat young
fau the god of hell sit down
reside you mock the state of israel
as you lay down to this
godless satan man made god pan
to seduce you lay upon your self the truth is in your hands
a wash inoccent death dissolve
houdini who dis, do dat
how does he do that at?
son youll be a god
then come and sit with me
our blood is war
the birds of babylon
are sqwaking for the retuion of squaddle
earthfoot empire
diagnosis impotent
behave you ghouls of babylon

I'd like a double del burger, hold the cheese, hold the pickle, and the ketchup
and the sauce. lettuce, tomatoes and onions only, please.
would you like cheese-that's right! lettuce tomatoes and onions only please.
okay, it's with cheese

Symphony of the Nymph

she's a nympho
at the discotec
she's a nympho
and im a lesbian
and yet i'm also a nympho
she's a nympho at the bibliotec
dr. mario, colonoscopist
down at the barrio, i'm a therapist
yeah i'm a nympho, a nympho
my name is ariel and i'm a nympho

(why do you have to sing?
why do you have to go ?
to ? cause i'm?
why do you have to sing?
so what can I do? you can see me too)

the symphony of the nymph
i don't wanna burn any bridges
but i can't get enough of those bitches
i'm just a rocknrolla from beverly hills
my name is ariel pink!

love me do
you know i love you
ill always be true so please
do do medo
any ho will do
so whatcan i do
for you to please me

Pink Slime

Dove le yore?

let's dine on pink slime
table for two
i'll buy it next time
pink slime is good for you

inside means driveside
and outside is shotgun
when inside is passenger
you be backseat driver

let's dine on pink slime
pasta fasul
ribeye and pork rines
speckled with goo, i made it for you
it's yummy yummy yummy too

left side down song boys say
right side up song girls sing
bread butterside up or bread butterside down
triple sung jiggers vrs pink flamingos
like like dont care about life like lines
and jiggers rock snatch pink slime\
dove la borra
lavore escusao
perfecto, andiamo
la la la la la la

Farewell American Primitive

you won't believe this i sold your soul today
these hours between us will never fade away
as sad as it seems, it's like something in dreams
fuck it i'm hiding cause the winter makes me so sad
bitter and cold my thoughts get sick and make me mad
hello hello guantamamo bay, farewell so long goodbye USA

i'm here in spirit, so don't hesitate to write
bitter and cold now, my thoughts make me sick at night
but that isn't me, north korea is me

farewell american primitive
native american immigrant
not my chair, not my problem

farewell american primitive
native american immigrant
its your money use it when you need it

Live It Up

gotta find my destination
gps on rotation, baby
try and take a vacation at night
i went eastbound on the highway
highway of love

meet you down at the bright spot
24 on the dot you know, baby
tell me is the right spot or not
friday night at the chateau marmont, let's go

yeah, come on live it up all night long
yeah, live it up live it up

it's far too late to make this okay
i'm writ a song when i don't know what to say
first line is the hardest for me
everything means the same in reverse
now let's go
live it up now, baby
let's live it up
live it up
all night long
dubstep or duckstab baby
save your pretties for me baby
cosmonot livin up to my dream
take a walk in my hollow deck baby
live it up all night long

Nostradamus & Me

reflecting on gods riverbank
cobblestone cabinyard
me and nos
nostradamus
we wrode the alpha waves
we frolic on hill in dale
at night we walk me and nos
the nos and me
nostradamus and me
goodbye! bye bye!
soon the world of woe shall be
overthrown over so long ago
goodbye bye bye