Noted that then top RN doc is now only a Commodore. In my day the top Toothy was a two-star! It would be interesting to know, Argus apart, how many sea jobs there are for our medics and toothys nowadays.

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age.""Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ******* appendix out!"