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Intelligent Falling Theory

This is from « the ONION« , so switch on the humour circuits of your brain and go read it:

« Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein’s general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world, » said Dr. Ellen Carson, a leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work with the Kansan Youth Ministry. « They’ve been trying to do it for the better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical observation and carefully compiled data, they still don’t know how. »