Over the weekend at “Star Wars Celebration V” in Orlando (where producer Gary Kurtz was supposed to share how he and George Lucas split over creative differences during Return of the Jedi), the highlight of the event was the reveal of this 55-second “lost” scene from Return of the Jedi. It shows Vader beckoning Luke to the Dark Side and Luke powering up his space phallus (like a boss). Anyway, watch it before it’s gone. My Olivia Munn sex pillow is going to pretend to be so excited about this.

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08.19.10 at 2:25 pm

nominus

If Luke didn’t have that screwdriver his lightsaber would’ve been forever set to the ‘try me’ demo mode.

08.19.10 at 2:28 pm

Captain_Insano

Well, that 55 seconds is enough to warrant another wide theater release of all six movies. Also, new DVD boxsets. Now with more Jar Jar! Yay!

08.19.10 at 2:33 pm

nominus

Luke wouldn’t have to use the force to assemble that lightsaber if the kit had only included phillips-head screws instead of those crappy flat-heads.

08.19.10 at 2:38 pm

Burnsy

It must have been rough for everyone at Star Wars Celebration since Orlando is naturally populated by jocks, studs and all-around macho awesome guys.

08.19.10 at 2:39 pm

JHC

What a bunch of fucking nerds.

*heads over to Call Of Duty forums*

08.19.10 at 2:40 pm

Stone Soup

“Whether you’re defending the universe from the darkest evil that happens to also be your father, or powering your “massager” – trust Duracell”

08.19.10 at 2:41 pm

Donkey Hodey

Yes, Burnsy, many of those nerds consider themselves lucky that they didn’t get their assholes stretched by Orlando’s large contingent of closeted homosexuals.

08.19.10 at 2:41 pm

Jirish

*high fives JHC on CoD forums*

08.19.10 at 2:43 pm

Morton Salt

What a bunch of fucking nerds.

*heads over to LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga forums*

08.19.10 at 2:45 pm

Froteur

Wringing more money out of the franchise again. George Lucas has a worse pussy habit than Tiger Woods.

08.19.10 at 2:47 pm

Vince Mancini

DORKS!

(*kills self, ascends to Pandora*)

08.19.10 at 2:50 pm

Mick

Screwdriver? Pfft. It’s clearly a hydrospanner.

*ignites nerd boner

08.19.10 at 2:51 pm

Charlie Br0nze

There are Call of Duty forums? *Ned Flanders scream*

08.19.10 at 2:51 pm

Erswi

Faggots!

(*continues sitting at desk, doing nothing)

08.19.10 at 2:52 pm

nominus

That George Lucas is still doing everything he can to extract more and more money from this makes me suspect that he’s gone over to the dark side of the spoon. Only a junkie would consistently have this amount of junk.

08.19.10 at 2:54 pm

Froteur

“If Luke didn’t have that screwdriver his lightsaber would’ve been forever set to the ‘try me’ demo mode.”

He was installing the “eye-melting laser” functionality.

08.19.10 at 2:54 pm

Dingus

“A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a Phillips-head and a roll of duct tape was still good enough to nigger-rig just about anything”.

08.19.10 at 2:54 pm

Morton Salt

Faggots!

(*continues sitting at desk, doing nothing)

Morty: I hear you man. Fucking Star Wars.

swi: What now?

Morty: You read the latest post on Filmdrunk, right?

‘swi: Huh? Oh, no. I was just day-dreaming.

08.19.10 at 2:55 pm

Stone Soup

*tabs over from porn* HOLY SHIT! A STAR WARS LOST SCENE? *tabs back over to porn*