NFL prospect’s dick falls out during 40-yard dash [NSFW]

The headline pretty much says it all. I don’t really know how much more context you need. The guy’s name is Chris Jones. He’s a defensive lineman from Mississippi State. His entire package escaped from his shorts at the end of his run, causing him to fall down and try to discreetly tuck everything back in. Unfortunately, there was a camera right in front of him ready to capture everything.

Now, it may be a little tough to see there because that’s a video of a TV screen. So here’s another one with some better color but also another box with a sketch of what looks like “Hunky Dory”-era David Bowie for some reason?

The people at NFL Network better give Rich Eisen a raise for asking everyone to “stay upright” and that “these guys fall hard and long” crack.