So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "LadiesNight Club."

One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the$10 and put it on his butt cheek.

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. Shecalls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on hisother butt cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us,my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy backover again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of hisbutt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me. What could Ido to top that?

I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and then thefinancial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card,swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks andwent home!