- If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color.- Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.- To be a train conductor, you have to cut off one of your own toes during a loyalty ritual.

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- If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone’s head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain and irreparable damage.