Friday, July 10, 2009

Now here is a swank designer motif Bob Simon could only have dreamed of when he envisioned his New Town out in the woods back in the '60s! This room, and the rest of the Ring Road structure it's attached to, can be yours for a mere $550,000. We especially like how Yoda is standing on the heating register for warmth. Let's just hope that register doesn't connect to an external exhaust port just two meters wide, or you'll never be able to get homeowners insurance with an X-Wing rider.

Little known fact: Every room in Restonian World Headquarters looks exactly like this.

Let's see: 1830 Isaac Newton Square is the Death Star; Bob Simon is Yoda ("Revitalize Lake of Anne must we!"); any number of candidates for Darth Vader. Question is who the good guy who gets to play Luke Skywalker? I'll nominate the editor of this blog.