Detectives from the Dallas Police Departments Crimes Against Persons Unit are asking for the public’s assistance in identifying and locating an aggravated robbery suspect who robbed the Exxon Tigermart at 2503 Lemmon Ave. This offense took place on August 16, 2011 at 5:25 AM. The case was documented on report #216965-Y.

In the attached surveillance video, the suspect is seen entering the store wearing what appears to be a black and white flower dress with white boots. His face is also covered with what appears to be under garments. He demands money from the cashier and a patron while holding what could possibly be a gun under the dress. He then flees the store in an unknown direction. The suspect is described as a white male, 5’05″ and weighing 145 lbs.

C’mon bro — floral print skirt with calf-high white boots? That shit doesn’t even match. You look like a WWF wrestler from the 80′s with a bad gimmick. And don’t even get me started on the panty-face stuff. Don’t have you any taste, dignity, or integrity at all? You think John Dillinger or Bonnie & Clyde would be caught going full tranny while robbing a Tigermart with underwear on their heads? Hell no. Back then criminals had respect for themselves and their profession. You? You’re too busy worrying about the cash to think about the bad name you’re giving thieves everywhere. You work in the (second) oldest profession in the world, show some respect to those who came before. Black boots next time, chief.