3D Boobie/Pecker Ice Molds

Just add water, as the old saying goes, and you'll soon be breaking the ice at cocktail parties with these mini tit 'n dick ice cube molds. They come in hospital white, but there's nothing clinical about them. Just under two inches apiece, size is not an issue (unless you're counting the laughter). They can be filled with virtually any kind of liquid, such as juice or champagne. Imagine the fun of downing bite-sized pornographic Jello shots!

The desired effect, we assume, will work like anti-freeze as your guests chill out.