What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube more? How about filling it with cookies! The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an upgrade to the most incredible companion ever. Within this spacious cube you will find room for all of your favorite baked delicacies.

Among the thousands of scientific masterpieces created by acclaimed Aperture Labs, the Portal Aperture Lab Messenger Bag is not one of them. These bags were actually created to be part of a gift basket sent to the widows and widowers of those that died during tests.

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB. When it detects movement, the wings open and it will announce the acquisition of a target, which is enough to send anyone running away from your desk at top speed.