If anyone is curious, the cockroach didn't make it. He went toe to toe with a shoe after trying to break in my home. Shoe came off the winner. Say prayers for me, though. I understand he has a large family and they'll be looking for vengeance. You can't understand unless you've been matched up with the cockroaches here...those bastards can freakin' FLY!!!

Giant ass cockroach on my patio. It's 72 (22.2 C) outside, so I hope he keels over from the cold. No--the little bastard is crawling really slowly--not dead. He better not try to find his way in here. Azrael will make mincemeat of him.

I hope he didn't hurt that grasshopper that was out there earlier. The cockroach...not the cat.

OMG--he's making his move to sneak in the house!

Do you live in the middle of a desert or something? 22.2 C is a very pleasant temperature. It's not cold at all.

JiNe
Ti | Fi | Ne | Si | Te | Ni | Fe | Se
Enneagram: 5w4 sx/sp

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."

Giant ass cockroach on my patio. It's 72 (22.2 C) outside, so I hope he keels over from the cold. No--the little bastard is crawling really slowly--not dead. He better not try to find his way in here. Azrael will make mincemeat of him.

I hope he didn't hurt that grasshopper that was out there earlier. The cockroach...not the cat.

And to my car, when I slam on the brakes because there's a deer in front of me, and then 5 seconds later you tell me to slam on the brakes, I worry about your functioning abilities, k?

Oh, and I forgot a teammate's name today, which is sort of really sad, because we're sort of friends. I worry about my functioning abilities in society...I haven't legitimately talked to a friend in over a week...I have issues.

An INTP 5w4 sp/sx with Asperger's asked me if I had an autism spectrum disorder. I think he was just looking for me to be just like him, because I score very low on the autism scale. I'm an INFJ though, so my brain functions a bit differently from the majority of the population! LOL

Did you take the Aspergers test or just and autism test? Cuz there IS a difference.

JiNe
Ti | Fi | Ne | Si | Te | Ni | Fe | Se
Enneagram: 5w4 sx/sp

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."

Nature fucked up -- more animals should have evolved to grow wheels instead of feet. It's the most cost-effective way of transportation.

The issue is that to work properly, wheels have to be able to rotate independent of the animal, which means they would have to grow an axis (that's the name for the bar that the wheels attach to right?) that is SEPERATE from their body, which is kinda impossible.

JiNe
Ti | Fi | Ne | Si | Te | Ni | Fe | Se
Enneagram: 5w4 sx/sp

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."