Dalek Sketch

Lights up on stage, 3 daleks are on stage Ren, Zel and BorgRen: Curse the Doctor! Because of him we are no longer able to ARTICULATE! our most favourite of wordsZel: Each time we try, we only come up with something stupid *clears throat* EX...EX... EXUDATE!!!daleks shake "heads"beatBorg: we will just have to work our way around it.Zel: NO! we can beat this! EX... EXTE... EXT...ENUATE!Ren: Dalek Borg is correct. we must...Zel: EXTRAPOLATE! EXPATRIATE! EXHILARATE! EXCOMMUNICATE! *growing louder and more frustrated with each try*Ren: Dalek Zel desist!Zel: EXFOLIATE! *said very loud and deliberately, like the way they say EXTERMINATE*Borg: SHUT UP! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!Zel: Then how are we to function? He has made us defective! How can we live when we cannot EX... EX... EXAGGERATE! *breaks and then gets depressed*Ren: We must find an alternative... Unless you want to run around shouting EXFOLIATE! at the top of your lungs...Zel: You are right, we'd be the laughing stock of the entire universe.Borg: What about MUTILATE?Ren: Or maybe LACERATE!getting more excited as they go alongBorg: INCINERATE! Ren: LIQUIDATE!Borg: OBLITERATE!Ren: ANNIHILATE!REALLY EXCITEDTogether: EX...FOLIATE! Zel: SEE ITS POINTLESS! what are we if we cannot EXFOLIATE? WE ARE DEFECTIVE...Borg: I really liked a few of thoseRen: but dalek zel is right, it just isn't the sameZel: (really depressed) There's nothing left for me in this life... I'm going to find a new path... (brightens up a bit) maybe i'll be an engineer *begins to leave* INEBRIATE...Zel leaves****Two alternate endings****ENDING ABorg: exfoliate... it has a nice ring to it.Ren: It still works the same as before...beat Ren and Borg look at each otherTogether: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE *begin to move off stage* EXFOLIATE...Slow lights down

ENDING BRen: Dalek Zel has left us...Borg: And we are the only two dalek left...beatRen and Borg look at each otherRen: Fornicate?Borg: Lubricatemood lightingBoth: Consumate... slowly move towards each other with their manipulator arms telescoping outSlow lIghts down

The idea here is that we have actual daleks either singing or talking for a scene ending every sentence with something that rhymes with exterminate.