What a common faux-masculine, inordinately aggro response to any comment that isn’t “Nice tits,” “I’d [insert graphic sexual act] that” or something similarly stereotypical of bros who must always be excessively trumpeting their sexuality. Relax, vitobonespur; I look at everything.

her thumb looks like this guy i knew in college painting apartments who’d been in a car accident and they cut his big toe off and jerry rigged it up as a thumb. his name was tom. we called him tom thumb. he liked to shake hands with everyone.