Eyebrows McGee is a young woman living in the emotional heartland of America: Peoria, that infamous bellwether constantly cited by the clueless culturati, as in, "But will it play in Peoria?" Eyebrows gives you a ground-level view of what's actually playing in Peoria.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Office Supply Discombobulation

My stapler spontaneously disassembled yesterday while I was in the midst of stapling. This was problematic because, well, I needed to staple things and it turns out that I do not, in fact, own a back-up stapler. But I have never seen an office supply spontaneously disassemble before, so I'm still kinda being impressed by that.