91

66

96.3

103.4

102.2

.626

.644

99.9%

0.1%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

95

62

97.3

96.8

95.8

.613

.632

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

The Red Sox have mathematically clinched the American League East, but given their last two seasons, if there is any team that could find a way to out-do math and fail anyway, it's the Red Sox.

3

94

63

92.8

92.3

90.1

.588

.607

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.0%

The A's are one game behind Boston for the best record, or as it's also known, that thing we forgot as soon as both teams are eliminated in the division series.

4

87

69

82.7

91.5

92.1

.566

.586

0.0%

92.6%

92.6%

2.5%

10.8%

After hitting his walk-off homer, James Loney made his way through high-fiving teammates to the clubhouse and took off his full body costume, whereupon Dan Johnson walked quietly out onto the street and into the night, smiling slightly to himself.

5

85

71

87.0

86.2

85.8

.551

.571

0.0%

42.2%

42.2%

7.2%

-11.6%

Alex Rios hit for the cycle, which he wouldn't have done had Ron Washington not inspired him no no I just can't do this.

6

90

67

92.2

92.8

92.9

.586

.566

13.1%

86.9%

100.0%

0.1%

1.8%

Do the Reds have a Shin-Soo Choo Choo that goes around the field because if not they should definitely build one now.