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"Questions without an objective primary winning criterion are off-topic, as they make it impossible to indisputably decide which entry should win." – Luis Mendo, Fatalize, Don't be a x-triple dot, Jo King, Jonathan Frech

\$\begingroup\$@Martmists I do not think round and pointy are really objective with regards to text ...\$\endgroup\$
– Jonathan FrechFeb 7 at 12:57

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\$\begingroup\$popularity-contests are (ironically) not very popular these days, simply because they're very hard to define in a way that is objective while also allowing for variation in answers.\$\endgroup\$
– Jo KingFeb 7 at 13:22

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\$\begingroup\$Title suggestion: A program that only loves itself\$\endgroup\$
– Jo KingFeb 7 at 13:23