3 months ago after 3 days of extreme pain I went to the hospital with a 256 heartbeat come to find out they had never seen a 256 heartbeat before and its insanely unormal and had I wanted for 1 more day I would flatline it also damged 65% of my heart and no medicine they tried lowered it to normal so they shocked me with a defibulator twice.
The first hour I had been there they were like HTF did you deal with this for 3 days??

I was just like I didn't want to pay the hospital bills.

That was alot of fun. It was painful as fuck and i'll be paying those hospital bills for the rest of my life.

I get really bad ear infections i don't even feel the pain when it starts, i feel the pain once it gets really bad and im rushed to a hospital, head throbbing literally feeling like my ear drums are going to burst. Once a year. Other than that i don't get sick.

I'm the type that stays healthy as a horse for pretty much the entire year, give or take a few allergy flare-ups. But... usually in the start of winter, I'll be become bedridden-sick to the point where sunlight, interacting with Humans and electronic devices (artificial light) will bring me physical pain. I'll be like this for a week or two and then snap out of it quickly.

Worst days of my life. If I wasn't lucky enough to have a gal who's johnny on the spot with some meds, I'd be a wreck of monumental proportions (ie. not showering, or shaving).

Chicken pox. I was itchy all over and sickly as hell............... I was so happy to hear that people usually get it once and then it's DONE. D O N E. Plus, it feels so rude when you want to scratch your chest and make all those bumps bleed to death...... IN PUBLIC. Except I'm leaking when those bumps bleed, and they just KEEP POPPING UP! What drives them? Me. I was its food source. Ewwwwwwww

Actually u can still get Chicken pox even after you have had it before.

Had cancer twice which I'd call my most serious sickness and longest treatment/recovery each time, but my longest continuous hospital stay was only tangentially related - abdominal blockage due to scar tissue that kept me in there for 2 weeks. 1 before surgery, since they were hoping it'd solve itself, 1 after because I aspirated during the surgery and couldn't breathe on my own for a while.