Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

That's no fair. When the end comes, while you're doing that, someone will be asking me to wipe up kitty vomit and if I'll do the dishes. Why do you get all the good parts?

I hate being white and dorky!!!

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Anyone can beat around the bush. But unless you have permission from the bush, you probably shouldn't.

Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

I KNEW I knew you from somewhere. Fiendish Dr. Alzael, your knowledge of scientific psychological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for covert forum treachery!

The old apple pie on the windowsill trick from 'Nam... I can't believe I fell for it!

@Divers/Diving People - Hey! I dive! Or I did... once upon a time. I was certified back in like '95 and haven't been in years though. Mainly because the dive spots near me are lame as f**k, and nobody else I know is into it.

Haahahaa ....er, my nephew, who I thought knew all the important cool stuff, informs me that Chuck Norris is the epitome of cool (personally I don't see it). My comment was made in a fit of jealousy over the coolnicity that your pic exudes.

Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

Haahahaa ....er, my nephew, who I thought knew all the important cool stuff, informs me that Chuck Norris is the epitome of cool (personally I don't see it). My comment was made in a fit of jealousy over the coolnicity that your pic exudes.

<<<< has NEVER been cool.

This, ofcourse, is true.

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It is a foine loine between a poirate and a farrrmer. Oi stand astroid that foine loine.

Did you ever hear that story about the time that Chuck Norris was living in Houston, back in the days when he was filming "Walker, Texas Ranger"? I think it was in 1994, right around there, anyway. He was walking down the street one day and a couple of guys saw him and started walking over to him. He thought they were fans who were going to ask for an autograph, so he smiled at them as they came up to him because he likes giving autographs. Then both of them pulled out knives and one of them said, "OK, Chuck, we know you have lots of money. Hand it over!" He was absolutely flabbergasted. He just stood there looking back and forth between the two of them, then he finally managed to blurt out, "Are you insane?!" They didn't back down, so...

The inevitable result followed, and a two-man patrol car showed up shortly afterward. Both of the hoods had broken arms, the kind where the bone is actually sticking out, and were sitting there on the curb in agony. The two cops just looked at Norris, then at the morons, then at each other, and then they just exploded with laughter. "You did what? Didn't you know who he was?" One of them said, "Yeah, of course we did, we've seen him on TV. But we thought all that karate stuff was fake!"

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[On how kangaroos could have gotten back to Australia after the flood]: Don't kangaroos skip along the surface of the water? --Kenn

Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

you should look into changing your screen name to Shaft.

Shaft is sufficiently awesome. But I think I more prefer something along the lines of "Black Bruce Campbell", or maybe "Chocolate Ash".

It fits my particular breed of awesomeness more.

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"I drank what?!"- Socrates

"Dying for something when you know you'll be resurrected is not a sacrifice.It's a parlour trick."- an aquaintance

Philip of Macedon: (via messenger) If we enter Sparta, we will raze all your buildings and ravage all your women.Spartan Reply: If.