Gun-Free British Cops Face Submachine Gun Fire

“Police are hunting three men after officers were fired at with a submachine gun in north-west London,” telegraph.co.uk reports. “At least 14 shots were fired from the automatic weapon at three plain clothes officers who were carrying out inquiries in Willesden.” The bad guy fired at the Old Bill from a Skorpion sub-gun [as above]. “No-one was injured in the incident, but an unmarked police car and street furniture in Mitchell Way were damaged.” While the perp got away scot-free (so to speak) the UK police were very clear about one thing . . .

Detective Inspector Glenn Butler, said: “Enquiries still continue to establish who was the intended target of this firearm discharge but whatever the motive, the actions of this person or persons shows a blatant disregard as anyone could have been injured.”

Armed criminals with a blatant disregard for public safety? Pull the other one it’s got bells on it.

The automatic gunfire from the criminal was met with stern looks of consternation along with the putrid stench of offal. A bystander was heard to say “Cor, t’was awful offal, them DI’s smelt like an overripe nappy they did!”

Which explains of course why chase was not given and no arrests made as of yet.

“Witnesses say the man, described as a portly aging chap with a wry grin, was seen in the park ‘chasing naked women at an inhuman pace.’ When police attempted to corner the man, he ran behind a small tree, only to then emerge from a fountain nearly 50 feet away! He remains…ahem… “at large” tonight… Benita Hill reporting…”

Speaking of England, I was watching Churchill’s Bodyguard today and his main bodyguard never owned his own gun. He had to borrow Churchill’s Colt 1911 when he re-started guarding Winny at the start of WW2.

I’m sure they’ll find some nearby passerby or shopkeeper who found something like a wooden sign or post to hide behind and charge him with assault with a deadly weapon in self defense and declared the case solved.

Sorry about that, couldn’t post link properly.
Anyway where’s there’s money in it for someone then they’ll supply that demand. And gangster wannabees have money thanks to The War On Drugs.
What really terrifies me is the thought of home invasions with armed crims, although admittedly shotguns are allowed here…

Watching British cops shows is hilarious. These cops automatically assume everyone in the UK will comply respectfully to their demands and then get shocked when the perp misbehaves and retaliates. They more often than not tend to leave themselves unprepared and open to attack resulting in serious injuries to the cop.

Cops in the UK are a world apart from American cops.

US cops start off on the offensive and UK cops badger the perp to death with lectures.