Haha! It reminds me of the “Tai Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head” sketch by the Frantics:

Teacher: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman, you must learn patience. EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take? Teacher: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day. EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Hah woo yah ooomm!