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Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re down to the final 4 and you know what that means! We’re off to hometowns to meet each of the remaining bachelorette’s families. This week should be chalk full of concerned mothers, disappointed fathers and if we’re lucky, a few pseudo-violent siblings (still trying to live up to Des’ brother!). Let’s do this!

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re down to the Final 7 and before the night is through, we’ll have our Final 4 Bachelorettes who will host a hometown date and inevitably disappoint their parents. I hope you’re all ready for a bunch of premature declarations of love as the women enter the home stretch! Andiamo!

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We made it through our annual “Get the Bachelor back on a budget” episode and now it’s time to ball out in the city of lights. This week we’re finally going international with a trip to Paris so I’m fairly confident there will be no swamp dates. It seems like a perfect setting for more women to prematurely let Arie know that they are “falling in love” with him! Let’s find out what happens!

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 5 of Arie’s quest for love/social media fame. This is roughly the halfway point in the season so it’s time for the women to essentially act crazy enough to get a spot on Bachelor in Paradise or profess their love so they too can get an opportunity to visit a Pizza Hut in Scottsdale, AZ. The previews teased both of these things – so you know it’s going to be a good one!

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 4 of “The Bachelor” which means that Arie has sent home roughly half of the night 1 arrivals, feelings are getting caught and we’re due for someone to proclaim that Krystal isn’t here for the #rightreasons. It’s gotta be soon so ABC has time to set up “The most dramatic 2:1 date EVER”. Let’s find out!

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! After a bit of a slow start in week 1, things definitely got dialed up a notch with an early-season hometown date and what has to be the most dangerous group date in 22 seasons of The Bachelor. Hopefully the producers don’t try to one up last week with hand to hand combat. Oh wait.

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! It’s week 2 of “The Bachelor” which means we’ve gotten rid of the boring, not-interesting crazy people but still have a deep roster of future “social media influencers”. Based on the previews, it looks like we’re going to get the heaping second helping of racing references that no one asked for along with our first one on one dates of the season. Let’s dive into the action! “Hold on Tight” Becca K. ABC kicks off week…

Happy New Year and Happy Janu-Arie! It’s great to be back after an unsatisfying end to Rachel’s Bachelorette season and a pretty unwatchable BIP season. Like the beginning of a new year, we’re full of hope for what is ahead of us over the next 11ish weeks. With Arie in the driver’s seat (see what I did there!), it should, at the very least, be an interesting ride. It’s night 1 of the Bachelor so you know the drinks are flowing…

Janu-Arie is almost upon us! Our overlords at ABC have delivered an early Christmas present to us with the release of Arie’s 29 suitors’ bios. I want to dive into the bios, but first, let’s talk about the choice of bachelor… Arie, 36, Former Race Car Driver, Scottsdale, AZ We here at the Fantazie Suite like how the previous season has kind of become the default farm team, but it’s surprising that there wasn’t a future Bachelor lurking around in Rachel’s…

Clearly this has turned into homework and the hate-watch is in full effect. I mean, noooooooothing is happening, AMIRITE? Anyhow, the executive decision has been made to combine these recaps, wrap this up and begin prepping to watch Arie on the next season of “The Bachelor”. Let’s dive in. Scallop Fingers arrives Another outcast from Nick V’s season, Christen shows up to stir things up in Paradise. She does the typical talk to all the guys and figure out who…