Friday, October 21, 2005

Statement of Audience

Statement of Audience---------------------I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet. My opinions are useless and unfocused. I am an expert in nothing. I know nothing. I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an individual, ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial commentary on the vast vast majority of things that exist in my world. This is a stupid document; it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on my planet to actually read. People who do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner. Anyone who actually takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about.

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Henry is a comic book character, but without the comic part, since I can't draw. Also this is not a book.
We're therefore left with "Henry is a character", except that I'm not sure he is really much of a character either.
Henry is this superhero guy.

The links below include some stories that may be read standalone. Otherwise refer to "How To Read Henry" for instructions.