Women Of Northern TraditionWomen of The Northern Tradition
Courage,Truth,Honor,Fidelity,Disipline,
Industriousness,Hospitality,Self Reliance, Perseverance
The Nine Noble Virtues may have been given to the men of The North by the Gods to live by, but it was the women of The North that most faithfully extolled these nine virtues. Courage: she lived in a cold cruel world populated by wild beast and wilder men, still she maintained her home and bore her children. Truth: Her word was her bond in all public and private affairs. If her husband mistreated her or her children or her family she could on her word,simply divorce him by declaring to her neighbors at the door and in her bed room that the marriage was over. Honor: The family name and reputation came first and she would do nothing to shame or dishonor her husband or family. Fidelity: Faithful,loyal,accuracy and exactness all of these she used in taking care of her husbands farm and belongs when he was away. She managed the farm or business in the s

"family"isn't it kind of strange that many people put their naughty picture albums on here as "family only".
if anything, those are the pics that I don't want my actual family seeing. haha.
I mean, I understand perfectly how that setting makes sense, as there are some things that most of your friends don't want to see (or you don't want most of them seeing).
I just think the name "Family" for that group is a bit disturbing. heh.

Day At The Pthello , well the 28th i had to go get my knee looked at now lol I got to go to pt I found out the dr in morgantown just didnt want to mess with me ....... now i was told my knee cap is on the left side of my knee, she asked me why he didnt do anything about it other than sending me to pt.. I told him about the grinding in my knee but he tells me that is normal lol thats bull ........ now the pt tells me that my knee cap is on my knee bone grinding both bones and the band is way to tight that is pulling my knee cap to the side . neatless to say my other knee is doing the same thing from the way i have to walk to make it not crack and pop ,grind and i got something coming on the back side that on the bottom of knee cap you know tha dr's use them rrrrrreeeeeeaaaalllllll long words that dont make sience to me lol and i got to wear the brace i got till she get's the knee stronger and she said something about a j brace don't ask me what that is but i was told that them are not fun to have l

Omg! You Gotta Read This!I just got the best friend request I've ever received! This is what he wrote. What I wanna know is when he's been in my bedroom and watched me and my hubby. This happens every single time! :D
Squeezing your body tight.
But for all I see as I daydream-
I know I'll get tenfold tonight.
Running my palms across your breast,
As you tremble and bite your lip.
Feeling your hands upon my chest,
The softness of each fingertip.
Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft,
And slowly lowering my kiss.
Over pert nipples, across your navel,
And finally into pure bliss.
Looking upon your face from below-
As you tilt back your head.
Feeling your fountains begin to flow-
As you ease back on the bed.
Your "innocent little devil" look-
Crying insatiably with the sensation.
Lip to lip lapping up every drip-
From the well of your creation.
The way you pull me up by the hair-
To the heat of your mouth, on fire.
No other thoughts, no other cares,
Just the quenching of mad desire.

Some People Huh!!A story of a man standing in a queue at a supermarket ...
I have a dog called Joe, I'd just bought him a large bag of Winalot dog chunks in Walmart and was standing in the queue at the checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting the Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital the last time. I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds in weight before I woke up in intensive care, with more tubes coming out of me than a London underground station.
I explained that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to fill your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is completely nutritious, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, especially the guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in tha

Another ChanceWELL FOLKS, AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT ALREADY KNOW, I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB. SO FAR I HAVE NOT HAD ANY LUCK. ALL OF MY LEADS HAVE NOT COME THROUGH AND I AM NOW STARTING ABOUT DOING A CAREER CHANGE, I THINK I MIGHT GET MY DRIVERS LISCENSE AND BECOME A TAXI DRIVER.
BUT THEN AGAIN I JUST HEARD FROM ANOTHER SOURCE THAT THERE IS A NEW CALL CENTER HERE IN TOWN THAT IS TAKE IN PPL WITH TECHNICAL/COMPUTER SKILLS LIKE CRAZY, HELL THEY ARE STEALING PPL AWAY FROM XEROX, WHICH WAS 1 OF THE COMPANIES I WAS TRYING TO GET INTO. THIS NEW COMPANY PAYS LIKE 20.00 AN HOUR.
SO TOMORROW MORNING I AM OUT OF HERE AND PUTTING MY RESUME IN TO THEM. WISH ME LUCK AND SAY A FEW PRAYERS FOR ME TOO.
JASON.

Soapbox ~ Share ThisOk WTF here people; all of the sudden I've gotten fumail from Fumember "so & so" who want me to see this member in my Fumail. It's bad enough my yahoo gets slammed with these but now my Fumail? I have started blocking those Fumembers who tend to "share" too much in my yahoo & honestly I don't even bother viewing what you've felt like sharing. (Seriously last week this guy did his own entire stash & I had over 500 emails from him alone) so enough already; I'll take the emails in my regular email account but let's leave Fumail alone M'Kay pumpkins? I'd hate to start blocking your fumails here too.
*MUAH* Thanks!

What The HellMad ass hell.
Is this little pic so bad... some dumb ass marked it NSFW along with one of my personal pic with my shirt off... what the hell

InfinityJust to behold her Elegant Beauty brings this Man such Pleasure.
To gaze into her eyes kindles the flaming desire he holds for her.
Her coal black hair, soft & silky as the satin sheets from her bed.
Her lips has the softness of rose petals, and are laced with the poison of passion.
The touch of her lips pressed against mine leaves me breathless.
Looking into her eyes cast a spell on my soul. My desires burn within.
The touch of her soft creamy white skin against me bring floods
Of passion throughout my body.
Her voluptuous body pressed against mine in the heat of passion,
Our bodies intertwined in such intensity.
Together our body and spirit becomes INFINITY.

CongratulationsCongratulations
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
WE WERE ALWAYS OU

Promo Time!I received so wonderful feedback from an agent last night on my last submission of Moon Madness, so I am in a real good mood.
Here's some interesting things going on that I want to pass along:
Noctem Aeturnus
Noctem Aeternus is having a subscription drive. We need your help.
We pay our writers and contributors (ten-cents per word) through the advertising we receive for the magazine. However, in order for us get advertising, we need a good circulation, because folks buying adverting want a lot of people will seeing their ads.
Therefore, the more email addresses we have signed up will help us keep the magazine active. Without a healthy circulation, we won’t be able to pay the writers.
Point folks to sign up at www.michaelknost.com and to follow the instructions for subscribe.
Or send a blank email to
NoctemAeternusMagazine-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
and follow the instructions.
Apex Day!
I'm pretty bummed that I'm going to miss this one again this year!

ThoughtsI am a little confused at the moment, trying to figure out life and such..But i seem to ponder on the thought of love. Now i was recently in a relationship with a man that seemed to have to be in control at all times, I am not use to that at all and when i say in control i mean like, Knowing where i am 24/7, who i talk to at all times. I couldnt go out unless he said I could, I had to call him every break i had at my job and every morning before i went to work,had to get rid of friends he didnt like cause he was always scared that someone was going to take me from him.. now to where i don't understand is that he couldnt do the same for me. Everything and everyone was more important, he found excuses to call me.. Its like everything that he wanted out of me he could not do in return. I dunno maybe i'm being childish but i think it was a bit unfair.. and when i said anything about it I was in the wrong.. I'm always in the wrong. Can anyone tell me if yall think i am wrong? I just feel so

Big Machine Injury.Last 1998 I took my risk by having the machine press on my chest while I gave up holding 1 to 3 tons metal barrel. That lift up the parts and pile in the machine. The pressure almost had me killed. I even told my partner not to touch the button as he did anyway. I didn't careless myself as I couldn't hold longer. I let the machine hold me down while I try to breathe and crush my chest bone. I should have been dead long ago. But lucky other employeer came to get me out of the position.
The most thing I hate about is oxygen inside the ambulance. It cold and I Was shaking. Oh well Life is like a short. There is no happiness. Still my chest bone keep crack back together. It hurt alot yes but I still didn't care.. Hope that understand you well. It not part of my hearing disability. I am not a retired man. I am not old yet. But I am a little pain for right now. I dont care about anyone trying to care for me. But most of all the people who have hearts that cares I accept. Smile peeps.... MMF

New Project Not Going WellWell so much for my new project of randomly complimenting strangers.
I guess that lady already knew she had nice tits...

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A Good LaughIt's a Saturday morning & Pete is just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the bloke who fixes the washing machine is coming around noon.
So Pete heads back to the clubhouse and phones home:
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Pete. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Pete says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car has just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped o

For The True Louisianian.....Only Louisianians would understand this:
1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Louisiana.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders..All 10,000 live in Louisiana plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites.
5. Onced and twiced are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a BUGGY! MOFOS.
7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
8. People actually grow and eat okra..
9. Fixinto is one word.
10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper.
11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
12. Backwards and forwards means "I know everything about you.
13. Jeet? Is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15

Another OneA man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he just would have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. . . I just can't take that chance."

Yes We MarryYes we marry
Our marriage was perfect. It was the life day happyest my and nor the teeny less good things had become it less perfect.
We decide to go onward with this thing of the public, social affirmation, and of family, to want to pass together the remaining portion of our lives. With this will to celebrate our love with all, the friends, and with the family

Thinking Of YouJust sitting here and thinking,
Thinking my thoughts of you
Dreaming of how things would be
If you were right here too.
I hope that things are going
The way that you had planed
I only wish that you were here
And I could hold your hand
I dream of being with you
Of being by your side
Of waking up beside you
of love that we won't hide
I hope one day that you'll be more
Than just a dream at night
That I can bring you happiness
And love with all my might
But until then, I'm here alone
There's nothing else to do
Than dream of you and count the days
Until I'm there with you

Nine Words Women Use1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before decidi

Its Mehey im looking for friends to chat and have fun with.add,fan ,.so we can chat.so whats up.babymonkey is here to stay

Wine Vs WaterIt has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, water-drinkers are consuming one kilo of poop each year.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.

Fridays Joke Of The Day The Divorce LetterDear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
haircut,
had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching
all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore;
whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband -
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven ye

Thursdays Joke Of The DayOne night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.”
The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?”
The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”

I Have Only A MomentThis is my first time writing for someone whose new to me....
but I'm going to write a poem that I hope will make you happy,
so....here goes....
I had only a moment, to see your beautiful face,
beauty that emits such a warm embrace,
and as the moment passed, I noticed something different,
your beauty was so simple, elegant, and innocent,
I had only a moment, to hear your voice that was so sweet,
I lost words to speak, my heart had met defeat,
being speechless doesn't come very often with me,
but I guess thats how rare you are, don't you see?
I shouldn't say this since I don't really know you,
but I don't have to know you to know thats it true,
I had only a moment, to see your smile so unique,
I can't put the description in words to speak,
your smile is so rare and one of a kind,
it can even be seen by the blind,
if they rated smiles one through ten,
I would give it a 20 over and over again,
I had only a moment, when you were their in front of me,
to think

Love Is....Love Is ...
Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.

Could You Be The One For Me?Could you be the one for me?
Could you be my find?
Could it be, after all this time,
Fate is going to be kind?
Could you be the one for me,
The one to help me forget
The man that broke my heart, my soul
The man that haunts me yet?
You tell me that I'm beautiful
Something I've never heard
But the one still lives here in my mind
That couldn't spare a kind word
It's going to be hard to forget
And pick up the pieces he left
Could you be the one to teach
How to love again and forget?
Could you be the one to come
And mend my broken heart?
Are you willing to piece together
What another broke apart?
It won't be an easy job, you see
My road has been long and rough
And the heart that was once so soft
Is now shut, locked, and tough
But I can feel my heart open again
It's opening for you
Just come in, and love me back
That's all you have to do
I must ask you one small thing
Before we kiss and part
Please be nice and kind to me
I'm tired of broken hearts

I Dare YouThis is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you!
My name:
Summarize me in three words:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me?:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I drink:
Do I smoke:
Am I happy:
Am I a good person:
What was your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Am I funny:
How do you make me smile:
What's my favorite type of music:
Have you ever seen me cry:
Can I sing?:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobb

InterviewShe opens the classifieds, uncertain what will be there. Ready for a change! So many listings for different jobs/careers. Then she sees one that catches her attention. "Wanted a caretaker for my adult son. I am getting older and too worn out to help him. He is intelligent, just unable to do some things on his own. Please call XXX-XXXX to schedule an appointment." She thought why not? She was rather intrigued and was sure there was more to the story.
The call was made and a time was arranged. She picked out a casual yet kinda sexy outfit to wear. The appointment was for the very next day around 11 am. The lady said her name was Rose and there would be lunch served afterwards if she would like. If hired she would start immediately. No mention was made of bringing a resume. She prepared one and put it in the car, should they require one. It was getting late, so she took her shower and got ready for bed.
The next morning she awoke and fixed her breakfast. Then she straigh

Thank YouThank you to those of you that helped my friend level up...this is why I love my Fubar friends!!...
Profile Graphics - hitupmyspot.com

Doing It Big At Big Harry'sHi peeps,
Just wanted to let anyone that would like to know that there will be a double elimination 8-ball Tournament at 8:00 at Big Harry's Tavern on Ft. Bragg Road.
It's only a $5.00 buy in.
Come out to the Coolest Bar in Town and bring me your money! lol
See ya there!
Sid

Football "challenged"?...read On....Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!

Arabian Nights @ India Restaurant In Warren, RiThis is my bellydance troupe. Come out and enjoy the show! Who knows I just might get up and do some shimming!!
Hosted By: THE GODDESS COYLE
When: Saturday Sep 22, 2007
at 8:00 PM
Where: INDIA in WARREN RHODE ISLAND
520 MAIN STREET
WARREN, RI 02885
United States
Description:
THE GODDESS COYLE

Something EverlastingAs things go, I have to leave you
At times I wonder why there is
The cruelty and bitterness
Of parting, and then sit and cry
It's all gone now. It's all over
My life as I've always known it
Things change, time passes
People come, people go; all I do is hurt
Sometimes maybe I'll say hello
Sometimes maybe I'll call your name
Sometimes I'll cry at the thought of distances
Sometimes....with you again
The heartache in endless questioning
Surely you have understanding
Someone knows, someone cares, someone....
I need something everlasting

My Heart Died Without SoundI watched you walk
out of my life.
It hit me hard,
like the stab of a knife.
As you went away,
the tears came down.
My heart died then
without a sound.
Depressing thoughts
instilled my heart, my soul.
They overtook my mind,
began to take control.
I realize
and now I see,
your mind and soul
are always a part of me.
It hasn't been long
but I miss you so much.
I miss your fingertips,
I miss your touch.
I pray for God
to help me through.
I can't help but cry
when I think of you.
Alone at my house
not a soul in the world
could feel my pain,
nor watch my thoughts uncurl.
No one understands my sorrow,
can feel my pain, or knows my tomorrow.
But I know you're there
possibly thinking of me.
You'll be back someday,
then we can have eternity

FriendshipsThere are some things in life that I am put to test with. I am put to test between my friendships and my relationships. My friends are constantly testing me and pushing me whether or not they realize it or not. Sammie and Nikki go on vacation together and both come back bitching about one another. Get over it, move on, stop complaining to me. If you didn't have a good vacation, or if you didn't enjoy who you brought, well keep that in mind for next time. For three days I have to listen to about how one of them whines a lot and how the other one complains the whole time. Well I worked. So I don't care. I will admit that some of the shit I heard was very entertaining. I just hate agreeing with each of them about the other. Okay well some of the stuff I agree with, but still. When it comes to my relationships well that is just as complicated. Love is strange, and loving someone this deeply is something I have never done. When a friend threatens my happiness the whole thing becomes a big f

A Forgotten LoveWe're all alone
The world and I
We're fighting an endless battle
Yet we don't know why
We put ourselves through pain and sorrow
Forget all we care about
We don't realize we did anything wrong
Until there is no way out
You don't want to hear the truth
Your truth is okay for you
There's people with smiles on their faces
You want to smile too
Some force themselves to love others
I can't be that way though
Some close their eyes, claiming blindness
Hiding from truth, love, the colors of the rainbow
You claim stupidity
If you cannot read
You claim to be a follower
If you cannot lead
But now what can you claim? Who can you blame?
Now that you've forgotten how to love
Maybe your friends, maybe your family
Maybe yourself, maybe the stars above
It doesn't mean much
It doesn't mean anything
Not when you've forgotten how
Forgotten how to love....

The HallwayThe Hallway
by BrwnBeauty
She stood at the door her back to the hall
He came towards her making no sound at all.
Looking left and looking right
He found not a soul in sight.
He came up behind her and lifted her skirt
She drew in a breath because she smelled his shirt.
Leaning back into his chest
She smiled as the hand found her breast.
She did not turn for she knew it was him
He grinned and continued to caress her skin.
Stroking her slowly helping her rise
He inhaled the scent coming from her thighs.
He slipped his fingers deeper in
She groaned as her head pressed into his chin.
Feeling the wetness surrounding his hand
She felt so weak like she could not stand.
She heard the cart coming down the hall
He didn't stop pressed them closer to the wall.
Silently cries came from between clinched lips
He lifted his leg and shifted her hip.
He whispered her name gently in her ear
She thought she'd faint as the cart came nearer.
Drawing abreast of the coupled pa

Parish The ThoughtTonight after work I'll be attending a parish (Lutheran churches are grouped in parishes by geographic area not unlike what you'd call counties in Louisiana) education meeting. The only reason I knew about it was that yesterday before work I asked another church member I knew on the committee when it was rescheduled to. I usually stop by Bethany Lutheran on Wednesdays during their mid-morning coffee break at about 10 A.M. to catch up on what's going on. The various treats people bring aren't so bad, either; I remember Evie (not one of the pastors, custodian, or one of the secretaries, but a regular volunteer there) brought apple fritters fresh from Miracle Mart, and they're really good! Especially when you realize that when you cut one in half, the calories escape!
Regarding our church's youth program, I learned that the youth director position is going to be filled by three people. Not because one person can't (theoretically) do the job despite problems we had with our last on

DriveINCUBUS - Drive
Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself how much
I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer.
It's driven me before, and it seems to have a vague,
haunting mass appeal.
But lately I'm beginning to find that I
should be the one behind the wheel.
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, Yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there..I'll be there.
So, if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
Aah-ah-oo-o-o.
It's driven me before and it seems to be the way
that everyone else gets around.
But lately I'm beginning to find that when
I drive myself my light is found.
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, Yeahhh
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...I'll be there.
Would you choose water over wine....hold the wheel and drive?
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there

Sweetwell as uve read i start college on oct.1 im sad about that because my friend that just died would have turned 20 that day.. i am happy as anything because i get to say good bye to him. on augest 31,2007 which i tought i couldnt do because it would be to hard... but im gonna go through with it because he was like my best friend.

I Got The Job Woot Wootparty at my house i got the job but its still BYOB because i dont start until a week from this monday LMAO

Hear Me And I Wanna Hear YouI just got Snapvine! It's FREE! Just call 1(641)715-0101 and enter *5034073. And, if you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com/

8/30/07************* : i was gonna pump my cock with a penis pump
EvilStoneyBitch : ok
************* : now i am gonna shoot up some crystal meth and then get totally nasty

Da Dying Breed Of Good MenLast night was "Guys Night Out". Like every other guys night out we were in rare form. We chose to go to one of our favorite Wednesday Night "Watering Holes". As the night progressed, we decided to go to the dance side of the club. When we walked into the room a friend of mine saw his CURRENT girlfriend with her ex dude. Of course. it got a little chaotic. After a lot of screaming and yelling we finally got him out of the bar. We all went out to eat afterwards to try and calm him down. He then proceeded to tell us about how she said that her ex treated her like shit and how he use to hit on her. This baffled me. Why would a woman want to be with a guy who treats her like shit instead of a guy who treats her the way she wants to be treated? Then, I got to thinking some more. I've been through a similar situation and it doesn't make any since. I always hear women ask why aren't there any good men left. The answer to this is because certain women (NOT ALL) make good men go bad. My friend

Va Tells Vet, "your Checks Stopped Coming Because Your Dead"Government Tells Woman She's Dead
MADISON COUNTY, Ga. -- Twenty-two-year-old Lisa Kohlhagen of Colbert, Ga. in Madison County went through Army basic training but was discharged after a knee injury.
She said when her disability checks stopped coming, the Department of Veteran’s Affairs told her it was because she was dead.
“It was a complete shock. I started crying. I was really upset,” said Kohlhagen.
Kohlhagen’s knee isn’t what it used to be.
After a bad fall towards the end of basic training three years ago, she was discharged due to a stress fracture of her right knee.
“I can’t stand for long periods, I can’t bend down, I can’t jump. I can’t do any exercise that involves my legs,” Kohlhagen said.
The V.A. approved her for 10 percent disability, but two months ago, her $115 monthly checks stopped coming.
She called the Army for an explanation.
“And I called them because it wasn’t there and they said, ‘You’re dead,’ and I said, ‘No, I’m not dead.’ And they

To All My Friends.I dropped a tear in the ocean for you. the day you find it, is the day i'll stop caring about you!! pass this along to everyone you care about let them know you care.

WhyI love the Military, I have served for a total of 15 years. I can honestly say its been the best years of my life, I've made some fantastic friends and people, like the good people of New Orleans when I went there during Hurricane Katrina to assist in the cities recovery. I've also had some bad expierences, some I wish I could forget, like losing a good friend during Desert Storm who took care of me when I went on my first overseas tour away from home. I also like all of the places I've been like Panama, Germany, Kosovo, and various cities in the United States, again all wonderful people and places.
I don't think I will ever understand why countries must war against each other, I don't think anyone ever will, perhaps its just the nature of man to destroy. I also believe on the other hand that it is something that will never end, thats why I serve in the Military, I believe their are people on this planet who cannot defend themselves, someone has to do it for them. I think e

When Shadows FallWhen Shadows Fall
by Elizabeth Ann Mason
When the shadows fall upon us
When darkness is drawing neigh
I’ll hold you close My Darling
Through the long, long hours of night
I’ll chase away the cold of doubt
I’ll warm you with my love
Until never again you’ll wonder
If mine’s a true and lasting love
Together we will fly so high
Exploding into ebony skies
As passions flame burns brilliantly
Brighter then stars My Love
Sliding once more back to earth
On the rays of the silvery moon
We’ll rest together in peaceful sleep
As lovers so often do

Empire State BuildingTwo men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the empire state building
when the first man turns to the other and says, "you know, last week i
discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall
to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry
you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "what are you a nut? there is no way that could happen."
"No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets to the street
below. when he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the
building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up
to the bar. he met the second man, who looked quite astonished.
"You know, i saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time
fluke."
"No, i'll prov

Homework And Fighting Over ItThe school system here has created a new way of keeping the parents informed about their kids' grades, it is called school loop. It is fantastic! You know exactly what your child has for homework and if they are missing anything and what they got for a grade on each assignment and test.
I am so glad that the school district has provided this to parents. Today, I went on the site to see if my son has missed any assignments and low and behold, he is missing one he was supposed to turn in Monday. I called him at his lunch break and calmly told him that I know he didn't turn it in and that if he didn't not want to be grounded this weekend, that he had better get it turned in or have a note from the teacher saying he did turn it in.
He said he had and then he got angry telling me that there was no way I could see his personal stuff. I laughed and told him exactly what he got on his quiz and his homework for 2 of his classes. He quickly realized I actually have access. He stup

Recruiting BombersSCF Bombers is looking for some new members. We are a small bombing family right now but looking to double in size. If anyone is interested in bombing send me an email saying I want to join or if you have questions email me. Thanks.

Are You Ready For Some Football?HI ALL! WITH FOOTBALL SEASON JUST AROUND THE CORNER I AM COMING UP WITH A FUN CONTEST JUST FOR FRIENDS,FAMILY, AND FANS. I WILL BE POSTING 4 VARIOUS GAMES A WEEK AND ALL YOU NEE TO DO IS TELL ME WHO YOU THINK WILL WITH NO POINT SPREAD. THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME WILL BE ON HERE EVERY WEEK AND YOU MUST GIVE A FINAL SCORE ON THAT GAME BUT ONLY THAT GAME SO THERE ARE NO TIES. WHOEVER WINS I WILL POST THEIR NAME AND I WILL GIVE THEM A CHOICE OF GIFTS UP TO $10,000. WHEN SUPER BOWL ARRIVES I WILL DO THE SAME BUT WILL GIVE AWAY A 3 DAY BLAST TO THE WINNER.
MORE INFO ON THIS LATER....
THE FIRST 4 GAMES WILL BE POSTED HERE NEXT WEDNESDAY SO WATCH FOR IT! GOOD LUCK ALL!

Update On My MomWell she went to the specialist today and sadly it is a tumor. She goes the 13th of September for surgery. Because it is so close to her ear and jaw there are critical nerves there that 30 percent of people who have surgery there have some permanant facial paralysis. So please will all of you keep her in your prayer!! Thank you all for your prayers so far!!!

PoisonThis guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking.
Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired
me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The
police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab
driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the
cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left
home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."

Kiss From A RoseThere used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and,
The light that you shine can be seen.
Chorus 2
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
...kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
Ooh...................
Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey.
There is so much a man can tell you,
..there....................woa...
So much he can say.
there's so much inside.
You remain,
you.......
My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.. yeah.
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I've...
I compare you to a kiss from a r

Stonemanok this guy was bashing my friends and i bashed him in his MuMM and then it began...
->StoneMan: word up
->StoneMan: yeah, people just do that, there was a lot that went on before where people were marking all non mumms NSFW and even legit mumms so some people say shit now
StoneMan: Hey you too Anytime you want to trade a few insults feel free we can discus it aain later
->StoneMan: as much as i'd love to stay here and continue this riveting conversation i have a life to get back to so have a great day sport
StoneMan: That was exactly my point why does it matter if it is not a mumm if somone has something leggit to say? I saw some very good mumms today that are not technically mumms and a lot of people shitting on those people because they think its cool to throw around insults....That is who the mumm was written for
->StoneMan: well you were pretty harsh about the mumm, whats the difference if people say its not a mumm or it is, its not like people are going to stop posting no

Spit Or Swollow??????I dont get it? Whats the big issue.....is there something im missing here?......is it a "Lady" , "Slut" thing , taste...what? just wanting some insight from the ladies on how to me a good man....and where you fall?

SmilesI just have to share the fact that laughing, smiling, and such are so contagious. i have observed that even if someone has a frown on their face...I can usually smile and at lest be rewarded a grin. So, why in the world would anyone want to waste their precious time and energy into something so unfulfilling as frowning. Try it sometime, and I am sure you will be amazed at the way you feel after you get s smile from someone in return. SO SMILE, LAUGH...and be happy, inside and out

Mexicani am still working on "Mrs. Noggle #5".......i will finish it by friday! but here is a little taste!! this is....
M is for "MEXICAN"
i am half mexican. my mom is white. & my dad was mexican. he was born in texas but his parents were from mexico....when i was growing up in union city,indiana --there really weren't that many hispanic people living there. but now they make up about 1/3 of the population in that little town! when i was a kid the only other mexican kids that i had any contact with were the migrants at school. they'd only be there for half the school year. they could always tell that i was latin even tho i had my mom's pale white skin. they'd alway ask me if i spoke spanish & i'd say,"no." they'd say, "oh." & walk away disappointed. i dunno why that was--i dunno why they wouldn't talk to me after that.but that's just how it was. i never learned spanish. & the only spanish that i do know now is what i learned my freshman year in high school. i still swear that i will le

Someone Else Always Said It Best"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they are going to feel all day" ~ Frank Sinatra
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.... Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and al of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this win, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."" ~ Jack Handy
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman

The Origin Of The PdcSince I have been asked bout my title I shall explain it :)
PDC *AKA* puppy dog club -
(according to my friends..) a group of males who feed the monster that is my bad attitude by telling me how pretty I am.
(according to me ) a group of my male friends who love me cuz I am just that great :P
hrmm ok maybe my friends are right LOL
anyways, making a PDC member folder .. if ya wanna be in the folder... let me know ill travel your pics & rip my fav! *mwah!*

Willing To Lend A Helping Hand?MY FIRST CONTEST PLEASE HELP OUT!
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Must have 2500 comments to qualify for prizes!
The contest will run for 2 weeks, ending on September 6th, at 7 PM MST.
You are allowed to comment bomb all you like, have your friends comment bomb too!
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Ive Come To Realize Thisim beginning to notice that a lot of my friends only come to me when they need or want something. no matter what it is a ride here, a ride there. and its because i let them walk all over me. like i dont even matter. ill be suprised if anyone even reads this because they dont care to hear what i have to say anymore. all they care about is what they want. it doesnt matter to them how bad they hurt me or how even though i try to do everything for them they dont do hardly anything for me. im starting to realize that and its about time. i deserve friends that want me around and treat me with the respect i deserve. so starting today im oging to say what i feel and not hold anything back because i know that they wont care anyway. well thanks for listening (if anyone even does). gotta go to work. lata.

She Was Only 5Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
she loves her parents
But they want her to die
she sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
my life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"Youeserve to die
You

Stuff...Hey yall hows it hanging. well this is my first blog on here. not much going on in my life. Im still single. even though i live with a girl, and her daughter. god i need to get laid. so if anyone outhere is reading this and lives in Nova-Scotia, canada. drop me a line. Even if your coming this way for a visit, drop me a line.
I will post more on this and the upcommign events in my life. the biggest event that happen is that i celebrated my 26th BDay last friday. i was soooo glad it came and went. so far nothing has happend to me yet. Something allways happens close to my BDay.

=[So yeah I'm sweating to death in this damn office.
And I'm waiting for my boss to leave.
God help me today was a pain in the ass.

Slacking Off WorkHOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON FUBAR WHEN AT WORK AND SPEND MORE TIME CHATTING THAN WORKING???
DONT BE SHY PLEASE TELL

Life SucksWell, LIFE SUCKS with in the week I'VE LOST two great aunts... I so hate life.. its to short to mess around... but not long enough to do anything else. so live life to the fullest or shortest what ever comes first hopefully the fullest..love u all RAIN AKA STORM OF THE JLM

You Have No Idea!!!*judge me & ill prove you WRONG;
*tell me what to do & i'll tell you OFF.
*say im not worth it & just WATCH where i end up. *call me a BITCH, & i'll show you one.
*fuck me over & i'll return the favor twice as BAD.
*call me crazy. but really YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

Louisiana Ghost StoryLOUISIANA GHOST STORY
This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This out-of-state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the >wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging for his li

Upon RequestIt’s an unusually warm autumn evening, though the smell of fall is in the air it is warm enough for shorts and a T-shirt. We walk along the trail by the water; the sun is dropping onto the horizon. The sky is multiple shades of pink and purple we continue walking and our hands find each others and our fingers lock as we continue walking. We come to a grassy opening and sit to finish watching the sunset.
As the sky continues to change shades from pinks and purples, to purples and blues and twilight begins to set in I wrap my arm around your shoulders as the temperature starts to drop. Your head finds my shoulder and you lean, I kiss your head softly and go back to watching the last bit of sun disappear over the horizon, though the sun is gone there is still a bit of light. I attempt to stand and you hold me in place, our eyes meet and you smile softly. I smile back and sit back down beside you. We lay back and watch the stars as they come out.
After the first dozen come out you mo

Omfg!!!!!Bored out of mind...stuck at work.....
Someone come entertain me....come chat before I lose whats left of my mind....LOLOL
http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=4093

Ha HaA rich man and a redneck were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversaries.
The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer, and then proceeds to tell him that he got his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"
The redneck replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."

More Blocking PeopleThis is not worth it to most, but here it is:
The mumm (and tell me it's not biased)(also, he's trying to get into the army ... go figure):
am i the only one that thinks that are troops are fighting a loss war over sea's and just waiting millions of dollars of tax payer's money i meean yes we need to stop terrorist dont get me wrong there but to stay and lose more americans everyday what happened to "we the people" controling america and not the goverment do you think we should pull the back or no and let them die over a battle that might never be won
My 1st response:
a little bias in trying to get an honest opinion aren't you ... fucking democrap.
His 1st comment on my page:
its people like you why america sucks im at lease trying to get into the army what are you doing sitting on fubar making dumb ass commets get up and do somthing for america you fucking dick-tator
My 2nd response in mumm:
are you retarded ... you saying "if you don;t want our troops back, you're adv

Just Mehey everybody... just a little basic info
married for almost 8 years ... mostly happily
have two kids, boy and girl
want more
feel free to mail me here
xoxoxo
greentreeorchid

Candy Corn CocktailCandy Corn Cocktail
1/2 shot 100 proof vodka
1/4 shot sweet and sour mix
1 splash concentrated orange juice
1 splash club soda
1 dash Rose's® grenadine syrup
Start with the vodka, 100 proof is important, then sweet and sour, etc. right in order. It naturally sets up a base for the grenadine to float through. The grenadine dash should top off the shot glass and filter down, leaving no grenadine on top. Tapping the shot while steadying the top of the glass helps this.

Life Sucks!So, it's just the same old shit just a different freakin day! I'm so sick of life right now I could just...ok, I won't go there. I've been trying to get my car fixed for God knows how freakin long now, and still have had no progress. I'm supposed to pick up my niece in Bozeman tomorrow and I don't see that happening when my car won't even crank over. My bro says he'll rent a car, but he's not supposed to be part of the picking her up or dropping her off. I don't know what the hell he's thinking.
My friend Sara has a cyst on her ovary and has an appt today to see what's going on with it. She's probably REALLY pissed at me right now cuz I didn't go with her. There are a few reasons for that, but I'm not going into detail. It's her personal life. I just want her to know that it's not anything personal...it's just a few things that I've got going on in my life right now and I think that sometimes, you have to buck up and do things by yourself.
Anyways, I'm sittin here wa

FeelingsOk, so I was watching a movie last night in the middle of the night since I could not sleep and there was a quote in it that made me think and I totally agree with it, especially now a days.
"Rule #6 Never Show Feelings they will get you Hurt or Killed".

My DivorceI am now offically divorced!!! My ex has to pay me child support, all the bills, and my attorney fees! I'm lookin at getting a pretty penny!!!! WOOT WOOT!!! I have had a huge weight lifted off my shoulders. I'm so thankful that it's over with and I no longer have any ties to him. So, it's celebration time!!!!

Like I Always DoWalking straight into the fire with my eyes wide open seems to be what I live to do. Knowing with every fiber of my being that I will fall once again and knowing there is nothing that will keep me from you. You will do as you have always done and hold back any emotion, any feelings will be purely physical in your eyes. To me though each caress will signify loss, emotional devastation and I will lay there in the afterglow and wonder my usual why's.
I put myself through this for the few short hours that in your arms I can be content, so that I can be where I long to be. I do this over and over again in the hopes that soon you will miss me as I miss you, that you will think of me in every woman that you see. I lay my heart on the line each time you call me, I know what it is in my mind yet my heart well that is another story all together. I have realistic moments where I know that this is all there will ever be, in your arms there is no forever.
I give all that I have to you only fo

I Know Who I Was Thinking Of...-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek; i love you.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you.
____________________________________________________
What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
____________________________________________________
Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

Opulent A Diversity Of FormA Diversity of Form is available and ready to ship.
Visit Us on line at www.OpulentMusic.com to get your copy.
Visit Our Calender for a full list of Events.
Our Official CD Released party is Scheduled For September 11, 2007.
A Diversity OF Form combines Scary rhythms and haunting Vocals, making a home in the entwined synthesized soundscape, beautiful and horrific. With a guitarist that is metal influenced, and a Singer that is lost in a superb excursion, and never wanting it to end. Additional Voices have been conjoined to create a mixture of absinthe-induced Metal, Industrial, with sounds that are Rock solid.
A Diversity OF Form has all your Favorites. The opening track is “Dead Gurl” Followed by “Amy Blue” and on to “pOizon”. The new album also includes unreleased material. Introducing, Lyric, Lost and one of my favs, Numb.—Thank YOU for your Support !!!--Allison

Whos The Best Of The BestWELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST
Starts:
Sept 15th 12pm est
until
Sept 30th 7pm est
Rules:
1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls*
2)Each person in the families must have a Salute
3)Each person in the families must be a level 7
4)No Dual accounts
5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate
6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing.
7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias*
8)NO Blasters
9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot.
10)NO NO Drama at all
11)Have fun!!!!!!
NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF:
PRIZES:
First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip
Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip
Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip
*Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.*
Please see me at the picture l

Why??Why do people think that just because they live near me, I will add them? Just because you live 20 minutes away or whatever does NOT mean I want you on my friends list.
If you didn't write a message with your add request, you will be rejected. I don't care if you live next door. Oh & "Hello from Rochester, Buffalo, Batavia" etc. is NOT an acceptable message either. I don't give a SHIT where you live :).

Ok My Fu Hubby LostHIS SERVICE 4 ALITTLE WHILE AS I A GIFT TOP HIM I WOULD LIKE ALL MY FRIENDS TO HIM LEVEL HIM UP BEFORE HE RETURNS HE'S GOT ABOUT 13,000 TO GO TO 14 TY LOVE YA ALL, EVONNE
~CHRIS~

Just A Bit Of Life....Lately it seems that things are a bit boring... school, work, life.
I feel like being a rabble rouser and creating some excitement. Kick my heals and cause a little trouble...
Hmmm... must be a lion ready to roar!!!
Just bought a new grill today, planning a great party for Friday night... maybe that will shake things up a bit.

You Know Who You Are!!!!!!!!!!you are not who i expected you to be...
you are not just another guy you are a dear friend to me...
the first night i met you i was so uncertain about you...
you kept on with me and seen our friendship through...
you mean more to me then i can say...
you are there for me in almost every way...
you see through the outer shell...
you seem to understand me a little to well...
you don't care of others opinions of me...
i am telling you that you are special can't you see...
so here is to you my dear sweet friend...
you and i til the end...
love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoutbox Ambush!has anyone else fallen victim to a link in their shoutbox thinking it was a mumm you should look at and only end up being sent to a chit chat lounge.as soon as i entered i could tell by the music i was leaving.but i decided to stay and watch people say hllo and goodbye to each other inbetween brb and wb.how dare chit chatters try to drag a mummer away!
♥SweetBab...: lol shadow
{{{{{ Shadow Wo...: lol sweevil
hot_one69: we dont want drama this is lala land haha this is to get away from drama
~The Lord of Sa...: you want drama go to yahoo chat,thats why i left and came here
Sweevil - Assis...: *stares open mouthed at Shelley*
♥&dagger...: a song deb
ÐJ ÐÈVÌÖÚ§¤ *ÐÈ...: what by gym glass heros
♥&dagger...: cuz we all get along life...lol
{{{{{ Shadow Wo...: waits to see if tazzy is gonna jump up and down :D lol
ÐJ ÐÈVÌÖÚ§¤ *ÐÈ...: huh
lifesez: i want drama lama!
♥SweetBab...: 0_0
~VAMP GIRL~BART...: hb viknings
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Another Douche Bag Bitching About A Mumm->~Ashley~Mu...: Your lame and prob some idiot I pissed of so you went through all the trouble to make a new pro to insult me yay for you
StoneMan: As in hore incase you didnt catch that
StoneMan: Right back atch Hoe
->~Ashley~Mu...: omfg dude your A FUCKTARD
StoneMan: Then shut the fuck up and move on yurself?
->~Ashley~Mu...: Get a fucking life. I am over that move on
StoneMan: Thanks I didnt want to take the time to paste all that in...your great
StoneMan: So do I why do you think Im still talking to you?
->~Ashley~Mu...: I find all of this funny
StoneMan: You insult me I insult you?
StoneMan: Yet you cant seem to take my critism of you....does tht not make you a hypocrit?
->~Ashley~Mu...: U say dumb shit you get called a dumbass
->~Ashley~Mu...: you said im th e reason u wrote the mumm so i said dont be shy use my name im not a pussy like you who cant take net critism
StoneMan: You dont know me either but you saw fit to call me a

Outrageous!Once again our wonderful president has shown his ass in public by purposely excluding a citizen of our country because of her pagan beliefs. I'm thinking seriously this man was the exact same one that started the Crusades in another lifetime. He simply is so close minded that he believes there is NO OTHER WAY THEN HIS. how the hell has this man STAYED as president???why have we not impeached him and his idiotic ways? not only is he a thorn in the sides of wiccans, he has single-handedly decided to decrease the US Population by sending our troops into a war we can not win, he says being gay is a CHOSEN lifestyle that is UnAmerican, and puts his own "buddies" in offices they simply don't have qualifications for! what the hell is wrong with us, why can't we get this mad man out of office???? enough ranting. i'm done. here's the artical:
Americans United Protests Presidential Snub Of Wiccan War Widow
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
AU's Lynn Says Bush Should Apologize For Mistreatment

...mei am a human
i use bananas as paper weights on my desk
i have as much patience as an adolescent boy
even less, at times it seems
i am a woman...
i cry over books and the same movies, time after time
i've seen sleepless in seattle way too many times
and i'm only 18
i wish i were prettier, and had a better vocabulary
but i'm still pretty awesome the way i am
i have a lot of people who love me
even if i seem unhappy a lot of the time
i have a meow that puts all dying cats to shame
and sometimes my sentences randomly rhyme
my poems usually don't though, because rhyming
is so overrated and cliche...
sometimes
today i had a breakdown
i cried a lot, killed a few thousand tissue trees
for the sake of saving a handkerchief
i could never get into using those
maybe i should start...
i like to listen to the same song on repeat
until i can hum it, key change for key change,
and sing it in my sleep
which i'm told i do sometimes, when i'm drunk
or in a really good mood...

Contest For Vip For A MonthWOMEN ONLY NO MEN.
TIGHT TOPS PER APPROVAL BY ME.
Start 9/01/07 1pm Eastern Standard Time
Ends 9/07/07 1pm Eastern Standard Time
Rating is 1-10 1 point for each comment.
Winner with most comment points wins.
A prize will go to the second highest total.
Send Photo you want to use in mail will post on 9/01/07 must be in box by noon on 9/01/07.
1st Place will be a one month Vip
Runner up will be a 1 day blast
I hope alot of ladies will join in.
Hope to have some fun.
Thanks Hope all the ladies will give it a try.
Bingo

My First ConfessionLets see... today i am sick ... very dizzy and a bit irritable.. although sex is great when you cant think straight i've always found... or when you have a fever... nothing like a hott twat... or so im told.. . Whats the shame in being honest? free speech rocks ..... right...

Ugh GrrrI don't know if its the skins that some people use or the change in profile page formatting or what the deal is but they totally are not displaying right for me. First, there's this empty black box covering up that first area where a person talks about themselves. Annoying but not so terrible. Then when I try to leave a comment the actual text field and submit button and not in the same area of the screen as the graphics that describe them. Highly annoying.
I'll have to check later and see if it does better with a different browser.

DownraterVixen1972 rated you a '8'!
· Vixen1972 just checked you out!
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Song To Lady Of The Fair Hair"O Lady of the Fair Hair,
Sing to me of the fair ancient land.
Yours divine voice
Whispers the poetry of magic
that flow through the wind,
Like sweet-tasting water of the Boyne.
"Girls, forever young and beautiful,
Dancing around the broken dun,
Where long forgotten heroes
sang of victory
And drank ales
to old memories.
"Sing to me one last time,
Goddess of the Fair Hair,
Before my old ear fail me.
Let me see you dance,
Before your beauty fade away
from my failing sight."
— Song to the Lady of the Fair Hair,

Oh And Not To Mention......EVERY DAMN TIME I COME BACK UP TO SIT AND RELAX, I GET CALLED DOWNSTAIRS......DON'T PEOPLE REALIZE I'M HURTING AND THAT IT'S DIFFICULT TO WALK UP AND DOWN STAIRS CONSTANTLY FOR PHONE CALLS AND OTHER SHIT? AND, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO WEAR A STUPID NECK BRACE NOW THAT'S UNCOMFORTABLE AS ALL HELL.............AND I'M OUT OF WORK NOW, UNTIL THE DAMN 7TH..........IT WILL JUST KEEP GOING UP AND UP. MY JOB IS GOING TO BE PISSED..........JOANN, IF YOU HAPPEN TO READ THIS, I'M SO, SO, SO SORRY..........AND PLEASE TELL LYN THAT ALSO. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, JOANN IS MY ASSISTANT MANAGER IN THE DELI AND ALSO A CLOSE FRIEND.

Her Cheatin HeartMy significant other has cheated on me with some she met online a year ago. She claims she did it because she was home sick, and after catching her showing herself on cam naked, and several other indescretions I wouldn't trust her. Well, it is her fault, the mistrust, and now she's done it again by cheating on me with the person she met online while we were still together and on vacation. She acts like I am wrong for wanting to throw the rest of her things out of my house, not fixing her car so she can come get it, and a bunch of other stupid stuff. Like she is mad now because I changed my profile on my websites to single. She's also blasting me because someone I've only spoken to online has a big crush on me, and thinks I am going to do what she has done and fool around with this other person. The way I see it, she no longer has any rights to me at all. She forfeited those rights when she cheated on me and told me she is in love with the person she cheated with. I guess it just slips

In The HospitalHello, this is shuebox138. Andy asked me to come on here for him, to let everybody know what's going on. Unfortunetly Andy has suffered from a mild stroke, and is in the hospital right now. Luckily the damage doesn't appear to be to extensive at this time. They are keeping him in for a while for testing and observation. Mainly to try and find out why somebody this young had a stroke!
Andy has very limited internet access, so he asks everybody to please avoid doing anything that will fill up his inbox.(he recieves a high volume of emails, and doesn't want to run out of space, and miss something important)
Andy's hospital is about a 10 minute walk up the hill from me, so I've been going to visit often, if you have any ?'s, or want me to pass along any messages, feel free to contact me on my fubar acount shuebox138.

Crushes874 Friends and not one crush? Isn't that statistically impossible?

Moving To The South!!MOVING TO THE SOUTH!!
May 30, 2007:
Just moved to Murfreesboro, Tennessee from Chicago, Illinois.
Now, this is a city that knows how to live!
Beautiful, sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
What a place!
I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket.
It was beautiful.
I've finally found my home.
I love it here.
June 14, 2007:
Really heating up.
Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.
I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
June 30, 2007:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plant s today.
Lots of cactus and rocks. The yard is a breeze to maintain!
No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love living in Murfreesboro.
July 10, 2007:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week.
How do people get used to this kind of heat?
At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to

If You Could See Into My Soulhear you choking on your words again,
the secrets in your throat.
And I really wish you'd say
what you're thinking.
We've been down this road
so many times before,
my stomach cannot take it.
I've been killing time ,
You've been crossing lines.
You say:
Get ready, get ready, get ready for this!
I'm taking out my dagger.
Just say it, just say it, just say it for me!
I'm holding it up to your throat.
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready for this?
You don't wanna hear it.
Just say it, just say it, just say it again!
It will tear your soul apart again.
I'm leaving you out in the cold again,
I'll let you freeze to death.
I won't let you see the flames
just the chimney.
Where there's smoke, there's fire
but I'm such a good liar,
you can't read the signals.
And my lips are sealed
from saying words that deal
your shame.
Get ready, get ready, get ready for this!
I'm taking out my dagger.
Just say it, just say it, just say it for me!
I'm holding it u

Reasons Why....Reasons I’m a dork…(in no particular order)
I’m not into sports, which includes wrestling and NASCAR
I’m not into sports cars, mustangs, or crazy chrome rims
If I wear a hat I wear facing forward, never backwards, or to the side
I don’t have an I-pod
I don’t have a cell phone
I wear khaki pants and polo shirts
I don’t listen to Hip-Hop
I don’t wear my clothes two sizes too big
I hate Tom Cruise
I hate Paris Hilton
I hate Brittney Spears
Hmmm, maybe I’m not a dork after all….

Friends With BenefitsCan someone please explain to me what the phrase "friends with
benefits" really means?
In my head (and we all know that strange things go on in my head) I
try to define the words that are a part of the phrase. Now, a
friend is someone you spend time with, who has your back in times of
need and listens to you gripe about your problems. Benefits are
wonderful extras. But this does not describe the friend with
benefits.
If you are a friend with benefits, why can't we hang out from time
to time for happy hour? How come you can't come over for a
cookout? Why don't we do lunch during the week? Is it because I'm
getting the benefits but not the friendship? Is it because you are
really just a bootycall?
If we aren't talking, via telephone or face to face, we are probably
not friends. If the most communication we have concerns where and
what time, then we probably are not friends. If you couldn't care
less that I was hurt by your actions last week (I mean tell

Happy Labor DayI just wanted to wish all my firends a great Labor Day weekend. I know mine is going to be terriffic. I have some very dear and close friends coming down to have a big cookout on Sunday. I am looking so foward to it. I hope you all have a safe weekend. Dont drink and drive ya'll. LOL
Also, I wont be on tomorrow. Going to take the day off to get ready for the weekend. So i get an extra day off. HEHEHE!!
Love you all and Happy Labor Day!!!!!! again
Annette

Olympic CondomsA man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.
“Olympic condoms?”, she asks, “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.
“Gold of course,” says the man proudly.
The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”

Math GradeA little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today."
His father replies, "What happened?"
The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said '6.'"
The father replies, "Well, that's correct."
The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'"
The father then replies, "Well, what the fuck is the difference?"
The boys says, "Well that's what I said!"

Thoughts On NothingIn deepest contemplation of a serious thought
Dwelling on a Subject of which I know naught
I’ve decided that the knowledge that is needed for this stuff
Is not within my scope of things, I do not know enough
Some day when I have learned some more, I may think on this again
Off in the future far away, If I remember to begin
Doc 2007

I Need Some HelpI have 260,000 points to level and i really could use my friends to come in and please rate my stash and pics and maybe send some of your friends i always return the love. I always help people people level up. Thanks Love your friend Kim

"old" Is When..."OLD" is when... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD" is when... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're standing barefoot.
"OLD" is when... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" is when... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" is when... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" is when... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" is when... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" is when... "Getting lucky" means you easily find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" is when... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
and...
"OLD" is when... You are not sure these are jokes!

Maybe Yes, Maybe NoTAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

Work Your Way All The Way ThroughSome of your efforts will bring valuable results. Other efforts will bring valuable experience.
No effort is wasted when you choose to value it. Everything you do serves to eventually move you forward.
Anticipate what might go wrong and take steps to avoid those things. But don't make the mistake of avoiding action altogether just because there might be problems.
When the goal is worthy and meaningful, get busy and make it happen. Focus on the end result, expect the best, and make the commitment to deal with any obstacles that might arise.
Sure, it's easy to compile a list of excuses for not taking action. But that will get you precisely nowhere.
Though you know it won't always be easy going, take bold steps forward anyway. Be willing to meet the resistance that you know will come, and to work your way through, and real achievement is surely yours.
-- Ralph Marston

I'm A Dork...This morning while leaning against the kitchen counter eating my bowl of Special K, lightly sweetened with Splenda, my mind began to race with a million and three thoughts. The one I happened to catch was about the 1951 classic The Day The Earth Stood Still. I began to wonder, in this age of Hollywood remakes, why that film hasn’t been remade. Well, to my surprise I have learned that it is being remade and Keanu Reeves will be starring in it, as the character Klaatu. Thank god it’s not Tom Cruise.
I guess Keanu’s openly lines will be “Whoa, this planet is bogus!”

The Hormone HostageThe Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.
DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more wine.

Great PoemThis is a poem written by a teenager with
cancer.
She wants to see how many people get her poem.
It is quite the poem. Please pass it on.
This poem was written by a terminally ill young
girl in a New York Hospital .
It was sent by
a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in
the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance s

There Is No Such Thing As A Sure ThingAnother day has past and still no sign of the results.
This is making me anxious and irritated.
Time is winding down and so is my patience.
I NEED MONEY! I need a job too! :(
Had i known t his would happen i would search elsewhere.
Tomorrow i am going to apply at an employment agency as well. I hope i can pick up something there. I only hope i don't need a CDL license.
Those are expensive as it is. And I need money. this is a screwy situation making me more and more nervous as time ticks away...how can something be so instant take so long.
A drug test and background check should not take this long. What are they walking the info here!?
I can sit at my computer waiting all day long for this info. I need to know what is what so i can either start work or continue seeking other employment which is slowly thinning out.

The Nine Noble Virtues Of AsatruTHE NOBLE VIRTUES
The Nine Noble Virtues of Asatru:
1.Boldness- Courage, Bravery, Standing up for what you believe in.
2.Truth- Honesty in all things both to yourself & to others.
3.Honor- To do as you say and to act upon your convictions.
4.Troth- Loyalty to the self, family, friends, & the Gods & Goddesses.
5.Self-Rule- Judgment & Self Control to govern yourself by your convictions.
6.Hospitality- To freely share your gifts with others.
7.Industriousness- To work wholeheartedly both hard & intelligently. To keep thinking & growing as a person.
8.Free-Standing- Self-Reliance. Rely on others as infrequently as you possibly can. But don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it!
9.Perseverance- Don't give up at what you do until you feel it is completed & done well.

MenI was talking to my guy friend today and we came into a discussion of how selfish men are and he agreed with me on this quote!!!
"men are annoying little beasts that are selfish assholes they want want want and when they are given something they dont appreciate it they think they got it like that but then they dont realise how quickly they can lose it and then they are such assholes they move onto the next thing"
Im tired of bullshit men!!!!
A real man won't take this blog to heart and will try to see the point im making!

I Don't Get It.why do i NEVER coincide with what Libra says:
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
Being alone makes me happy, I am NOT gullible, not nice t everyone I meet, and i'm NOT social

Peace With InchesThis is one of the most amazing speeches I have ever heard... if you really pay attention.

Im So BlondeOk I got it lol that was a blonde moment huh . Now Im 31 Dont look it but I am . Dont know much of what to say lol ! I have 3 children 2 girls 1 boy . I like to ride 4 wheelrs but im very girly lol I will fix my hair do my make up just to go out and ride and get dirty lol lol Im silly like that but thats all good . Ok when I think of things to say I will say more right now im going to go comment people lol ! Mwahhh

Today....has been the longest day ever! I can't wait to get home, kick off my shoes, grab my afternoon coffee, and have some downtime.

American PsychoChristian Bale is an amazing actor!!!
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I love this scene he gets so upset
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yet more great acting!!
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Great opening scene

Touch Me In The Morning..diana RossTouch me in the morning
Then just walk away
We dont have tomorrow
But we had yesterday
(hey!)
Wasnt it me who said that
Nothing goods gonna last forever?
And wasnt it me who said
Lets just be glad for the time together?
It mustve been hard to tell me
That youve given all you had to give
I can understand youre feeling that way
Everybodys got their life to live
Well, I can say goodbye in the cold morning light
But I cant watch love die in the warmth of the night
If Ive got to be strong
Dont you know I need to have tonight when youre gone?
till you go I need to lie here and think about
The last time that youll touch me in the morning
Then just close the door
Leave me as you found me, empty like before
(hey!)
Wasnt it yesterday
We used to laugh at the wind behind us?
Didnt we run away and hope
That time wouldnt try to find us (didnt we run)
Didnt we take each other
To a place where no ones ever been?
Yeah, I really need you near me tonight
cause youl

Alice Cooper 8-29-2007 Images I UploadedJust uploaded a few shots from the Alice Cooper concert last night. Before anyone asked, I thought I'd answer the questions usually asked, and some not.
The camera is a HP M307 Photosmart camera. The SD card was a 1.0 gig Sandisk. The batteries were new Energizer Lithiums. The camera settings were for 200 ISO. I was shooting from the second row, and the flash was turned off.
Any other questions, feel free to ask.

Dream Theater DrumsOk so I love Dream Theater, and I love the drums... here is a kid rocking out to some of my favorite songs.
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Go WvuOk it is that time of year....Im totally excited..tonight is the first night of college Football...I know where ill be tonight...GO WVU!

Quick Ground Beef EnchiladasQuick Ground Beef Enchiladas
When your gang catches the tantalizing aroma of these enchiladas wafting from the oven, they'll run straight to the dinner table. Luckily, this quick-cook dish won't keep them waiting long.
Servings: 4
Ingredients:
* 1 package McCormick Enchilada Sauce Mix
* 1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce
* 1 1/2 cups water
* 1 pound ground beef
* 8 corn tortillas
* 1/4 cup chopped onion
* Shredded cheddar cheese
Directions:
Prepare the enchilada sauce according to the package directions, using the tomato sauce and water.
Brown the ground beef and drain. Add 1/2 cup of the enchilada sauce to the beef.
Dip each tortilla into the remaining sauce and then spoon about 3 tablespoons of the meat onto each tortilla with about 1 teaspoon of chopped onion (or to taste). Fold over both sides of each tortilla and place seam sides down in a 12-by-7-inch baking dish. Spoon the remaining sauce over the enchiladas and cover with ched

Ok LolOk im to the point im moving around somewhat ok on here how ever im not sure how to change my back ground and such lol anyone want to tell me that would be great (giggles) have a great day Tetisheri

The Pastor's DonkeyThe pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
Posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the high plains where

Taste Of BloodI watch you as you carelessly walk,
through the thickened foggy night,
my eyes are gleaming, full of hate,
a violent lust that seethes within.
I follow you with quickened feet,
a shadow in the still born night,
a thirst for blood, your delicate flesh,
reddened wine i wish to spill.
Shadows creep, your skin is bare,
prickling with impending fear,
you hear my steps, i smell your fear,
you never should have left tonight.
I feel the demons inside me creep,
in my sheath my knife i seek,
images of your blood-stained body,
images of the fear you feel.
I watch you move, your body swaying,
eyes a nervous darting wreck,
you feel my presence surrounding you,
you wish your house was seconds away.
I quicken my pace,
i'm closer now,
sadistically grinning,
seconds from striking.
In my head i see myself,
your body in my arms.
Wire around your frail, white neck,
tighter as you nearly faint.
Your on the ground,
your throat i slit,
then i stop and watch yo

Forever Girl LyricsIntro:
Girl you and me
supposed to be
together girl (together girl)
forever girl
No other man
can hold you´re hand
the way I can
Lets walk through lovers land (land)
Verse 1:
I made a wish upon a star
to see the picture in my heart
and there you were. (ooh girl)
They say you know if its true love
if it comes from up above
and like an angel you flew down into my world.
Bridge :
Truth is I was never the one to ever act right
'til you came along
you changed my life girl
Since you've become a part of me I know
Chorus :
Oh baby you and me (you and me)
supposed to be (supposed to be)
together girl
forever girl
I think it´s clear to see
We were meant to be (meant to be)
Together girl, together
forever girl
Verse 2 :
Stop. It's what my heart did when I saw you
I was stricken by your beauty
so nows its my duty
to treat you like a queen
'cause you have everything, everything I need (oh girl)
I´m tryna' get you to see

You Know You Went Too Mckinley When...YOU KNOW YOU GO TO McKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL WHEN.....
-You can mimick everything mrs. barton will say on the announcements
-The cookies in the snack line are the best and no one actually eats lunch
-You get yelled at for wearing a hoodie but dont actually have to take it off
-The cheerleaders and football players never get detention for walking the halls ... if they do they find a way to not go
-No one calls the school by its actual name its just mack high
-The house system will never work and nobody follows it
-Mr. tydus has said "excuse me" in his odd voice at least once to you during your high school career or has gotten you in a headlock and chased u around the cafeteria
-There are about 100 kids who live and breathe jrotc
-Everyone has more fun at military ball then they will at prom
-The top 10 is not even the real top 10
-Yearbook pics are always horrible for everyone
-Senioridues develops at the beginning of your junior year
-The library is always clos

Weird Random Thought Of The Day..What the hell is up with nursery rhymes and the name Jack? Was there something magical about that name back then?
Example:
Jack be nible
Jack and Jill
Little Jack Horner
See what I'm sayin? Who the hell is this jack guy and why is he so important? *gasp* Jack and the Beanstalk!!!
Ok, back to work lol.

Touchy SubjectEveryone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!
A man asks: "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

Hello All.Well, as you can see, I never did delete my account. But, as to what else is new in my life, here's a list.
Separated from the hubby.
Lost my grandmother to a stroke.
Moving back home (no, not in with my mother, just back to my home state.)
I know all of the above sounds pretty shitty but don't worry about me. It's all good. Life may not be going the way I planned but it all the unexpected shit seems to be pointing me in a direction that makes me happier anyway.
So, much love to my friends and maybe I will see you around when I get settled. xoxo

Promise RingI give you this ring
as a promise to you
a promise that I'll be here
and I'll always be true
I promise that I'll hold you
when your day isn't going right
and i will comfort you
through the long cold night
I promise that I'll make you smile
when you feel like dying
I promise that I'll be here
when you feel like crying
I promise that i will guide you
when the future isn't clear
I promise I will be there
to wipe away your every tear
I promise that no matter what
we will make it through
I give you this ring as a promise
A promise that I will always love you.

If I Was Your Man LyricsIf I Was Your Man, Girl
Girl Im So Tired Of Things
I Just Wanna Settle Down
I Swear To You Ive Changed
Baby I Aint Buggin Out
I Kno I Put You Through Hell
You Deserve To Be With Someone Else
But I Gotta Be Straight Up (Straight Up)
Girl I Just Wanna Kiss And Make Up (Make Up)
Oo We've Been Through A Lot Of Things
How Do You Throw That Away
You Were The Heart Of Me
Cant Believe You Let It Break
Tell Me Why You Wont Let Him Go
You Can Say What You Want But I Kno
Baby No More Lies
Ima Keep It Real This Time
Help Me Understand What Im Saying
And Get Through
Why Cant I Be Your Man When Id Give Up The World For You
Girl Ill Do The Best I Can
Love You Forever That's What Ill Do
If I Was Your Man
Lyrics
If I Was Your Man
Got Rid Of Everything
That I Knew Was Hurting You
My Hustling The Streets
Gave That Up For You Too
Don't Want Nothing Else In The Way
I Just Wanna Make Sure That You'll Stay
Baby No More Lies
Ima Do It Right

Ok Look, This Is The Damn Situation-beware, Cursing Is Involved........I'M ON FUBAR RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T CONSTANTLY GO ON MESSENGER.......I HAVE A TRILLION FRIENDS THAT I TALK TO ON A DAILY BASIS. I CANNOT DEVOTE ALL OF MY TIME TO JUST ONE PERSON RIGHT NOW. I AM SINGLE AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. IF YOU'RE MY FRIEND, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT. I WILL RESPOND WHEN I CAN. IF I DON'T RESPOND TO YOU RIGHT AWAY, DON'T HARASS ME ASKING IF I'M BUSY OR IF I'M IGNORING YOU. I WAS IN A DAMN, FLIPPING CAR ACCIDENT. I AM IN PAIN. IRRITATING ME EVEN MORE ABOUT NOT TALKING WILL ONLY MAKE ME MORE BITTER AND I AM NOT A BITTER PERSON, NOR AM I A NASTY BITCH. BUT IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ONE AND I TRULY HATE THAT. I HAVE A HEART OF GOLD AND TREASURE ALL OF MY FRIENDS...YES, EVEN THOSE THAT ARE READING THIS SAYING "SCREW OFF, BITCH"................I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT. I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS, YES...BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND. LOOK AT MY FRIEND'S LIST AND LOOK AT MY FAMILY LIST. I HAVE OVER 40 FAMILY MEMBERS AND THEY ARE WH

Circle LyricsYeah,
You know it's funny
seems everytime I, try to forget about you
my feelings bring you back in
its crazy
cause i got somebody else
and you got somebody else
but you and i both know
how it really it is
but still you know what im sayin b?
Ran across a picture you took of me
and you crossed my mind
and it got thinking about how it used to be
it was just you and me
I still hear you say you love me
put no one else above me but that was
back then now now you're just a memory
If i didnt go away for school
then where would we be?
Probaly still together and somewhere happy.
If im supposed to be moved on to new relationships
darlin why are you still hauntin me?
[Chorus]
They say
if you love somethin let it go
and if it comes back then thats how you know
i got to the stop light then i made 4 rights
now im back where i started
and youre back in my life.
The further i go the closer i get back to you
i say i moved on till im reminded of you
can somebody help

Eleven Signs That You Love SomeoneEleven Signs That You Love Someone
ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.
TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.
NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
SIX:
They're all you think about.
FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing
ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

BloodlustBloodlust
He slowly climbed the old splintered steps.
Each one with a piercing sound as sharp as his blade.
Creeping down the Victorian hall
he could still hear her screams
echoing through his head
and bouncing off the ancient dust covered walls.
As he staggered through down the hall
with this beauties crimson covered,
lifeless body slung over his broad shoulder,
he stretched out his massive hand
to the wall to catch his balance.
The thundering sound of his weight
hitting the wall was like that of her body
as he slammed her into the wall and tore at her dress.
He kicked open the bathroom door
with such force that as it bounced off the wall
and fell off it's rusty hinges.
He gazed upon the dim lit room
the way he first gazed upon her body
as she flaunted it with no self respect.
Upon inspection he noticed the empty bathtub,
with paint chipping and rust water stains.
He placed her lifeless and bloodied body
d

Only 1 England's Rose!In memory of our English Rose, Princess Diana who sadly passed away 31st August 1997 and who is still missed, Queen of Hearts, The People's Princess R.I.P lovely lady :(

Freinds!!!!!!Hi ppl,
Come and view my profile, leave some comments all will b commented back and mayb add me as a freind, all welcome.
The more freinds the better is what I always say lol.
Chat soon
DarkSweetie24.xxx

Loving YouLoving you
It's like feeling soft soft rain
Fall on my face
Loving you
It's the comfort of my
Heart
Loving you
Makes me laugh and smile at the same time
It makes my heart warm, it gives me life
Loving you
It's all very new to me
It's very good
Loving you
To feel your hand in mine
To feel your breath slide along the side of my cheek
To feel your heart pounding beneath my ear
As I rest my head upon your chest
Loving you
So many words to describe it
Yet so few
Loving you
I want to take care of you
As you take care of me
I want to hear your troubles and your joys
I want to encourage you
As you choose to follow life
Loving you
It is an honor to be trusted so
With your deepest, darkest worries
Secrets
With your most heart felt
Dreams
Loving you
Sharing little moments with you
Looking into one another's hearts
Reading each other's souls
Loving me
Loving you
There is nothing else I want
But to be held by you
Loving you
It is such a r

Short And SweetI just got a message from a friend of hers wanting to let us know that she doesn't have internet service right now and thats why we haven't seen her on here. I thanked her for letting us know and that to tell her we hope to see her back soon:)

TequilaTequila -- Straight Up or Mixed
The traditional way to drink straight tequila requires a little coordination and a steady hand. Place salt on the web of the hand between your thumb and forefinger. Hold a wedge of lime or lemon with the same two fingers and have a 1-ounce shot glass filled with tequila in the other hand. In one quick continuous motion, lick the salt, drink the tequila, and bite the lime or lemon wedge.
Tequila also appears in many popular cocktails, including this pretty one:
Cran Razz
2 oz. Two Fingers brand tequila
2 oz. cranberry juice
1 oz. raspberry liqueur
In a shaker, mix all ingredients, and serve over ice in a tall glass.

Father O'malleyFather O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day to yourself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk in his voice, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

Princess Diana RipIn memory of our English Rose, Princess Diana who sadly passed away 31st August 1997 and who is still missed, Queen of Hearts, The People's Princess RIP :(

Serious IssuePOWERFUL STATEMENT!
> Some sobering thoughts!
>
> A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned
> a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German
> people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude
> toward fanaticism.
>
> "Very few people were true Nazis," he said, "but many enjoyed the
> return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was
> one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So,
> the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we
> knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the
> world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a
> concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories."
>
> We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that
> Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims
> just want to live in peace.
> Although this unqualified "assertion may be true, it is e

The Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that
would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch!"

A Very Special MessageA Very Special Message
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
Students in the room on two sheets of paper,
Leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment,
And as the students left the room,
Each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday,
The teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper,
And listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list.
Before long,
The entire class was smiling.
"Really?"
She heard whispered.
"I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!"
And,
"I didn't know others liked me so much,"
Were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again.
She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it d

The Purina DietI was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
dog, Schatzi, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me
asked
if I had a dog...... Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I
told her NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but
that
I'd lost 50 lbs. before I'd awakened in the intensive care unit with
tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her
eyes
bugged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and
she was
totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and
that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The
package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
line was
now enthralled with my story, ; particularly the tall guy behind

CocktailsRaspberry Cocktails Evoke Summer
Make a toast to the end of winter with one of these raspberry-based cocktails. You'll dream of blue skies and warm summer days.
Rasmopolitan
1-1/4 parts VOX Raspberry
1/2 part Cointreau
1 part cranberry juice
Mix in a shaker half-filled with ice and pour into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with fresh raspberries or a lime peel.
Raspberry Fizz
2 oz. Fruja Raspberry
2 oz. Stoli Razberi Vodka
Sprite or 7-Up
Combine Fruja Raspberry and vodka over ice. Top off with Sprite or 7-Up.
Razzputin
1-1/2 oz. Stoli Razberi Vodka
3 oz. cranberry juice
2 oz. grapefruit juice
lime slice
Mix all ingredients, except lime slice, with cracked ice in a shaker or blender and serve in a chilled glass. Garnish with lime slice

FriendsFRIENDS ARE THERE UNTILL THE END,THEY'ER ALWWAYS THEMSELVES,NO PRETEND.THEY'RE NOT AFRIAD TO BE SEEN WITH YOU,THEY MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YUORSELF IN TIMES OF WEEP.THEY WILL NEVER BETRAY YOU,FRIENDS NEVER TELL SECRETS THEY PROMISE TO KEEP,THEY COME AND CHEER YOU IN ANY PLACE.INA FRIEND THERE IS NO SHAME,FRIENDS ARE THERE TO LISTEN WHEN YOUR DEPRESSED,THEY ARE THE PEOPLE YOU SHOULD KNOW BEST.FRIENDS ARE LIKE PRESENTS YOU OPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN,ALWAYS ARE WITH YOU THROUGH THICK AND THIN!!!!!!!!!

People Need To Comewell tonight is kids kariokie at pelligrines and people need to come it is from 7:30 to 9 with adult kariokie to follow so if u r looking for something to do u need to come sing some songs for us its a real fun time

Callling All Small Buiness Ownershi all i am sorry to bother you but i need yalls help with a class of mine.. For my Small Business Finance class i need to interview a small business owners and need to have it soon.. if you are willing to answer a few questions for me it would be much appreated.. what ever you answer will be strictly between you me and my professor not other people will have the ablity to read my report.. some of the questions are as follows:
1. What is the name of your business?
2. Is it based out of your home or and off site location?
3. Why did you start up this business?
4. Were you initially successful?
5. How did you raise the start up capital?
6. When did you Start your buisness?
7. What kind of services do you offer?
8. What advice would you give a person that is wanting to start there own business?
9. Looking back is there anything you would do differntly and if so why?
10. What gave you the idea to chose tihs paticular business over all the others?

Lee Roy Mercer In Victory Lane At Sharpie 500 BristolI had a blast in Victory Lane at Bristol Motor Speedway with Mr. Jack Roush, Carl Edwards and the 99 Team Pit Crew. Being on SPEED TV and every other TV Network covering Winner's Circle at the Sharpie 500 that night was very COOL as well. The whole night Whooped major Ass, Carl Edwards scored his second win of the year clinching a spot in the 2007 Nextel Chase when he took the lead from Kasey Kahne with 166 laps to go and never looked back....I've posted up a few of the photos that Jon shot from the night's events and I'll have some more coming soon to share with all my FANS & FRIENDS. Check 'em out on Myspace, www.LeeRoyMercer.com or just click the photo below.Victory Lane Sharpie 500 Bristol Motor SpeedwayPhoto courtesy of Motorsport.comI'm truly happy for Carl Edwards and Mr. Jack Roush regarding their VICTORY at Bristol Motor Speedway and it was a great honor for Jon and I to be able to share in that experience with them and the whole 99 Team. THANKS Jack, you truly are the MAN...M

A Very Special MessageOne day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
Students in the room on two sheets of paper,
Leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment,
And as the students left the room,
Each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday,
The teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper,
And listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list.
Before long,
The entire class was smiling.
"Really?"
She heard whispered.
"I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!"
And,
"I didn't know others liked me so much,"
Were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again.
She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise

Oh Hai! It's Happy Hour!One of my bestest friends is very close to leveling, help her out?
xxxx
HellzAngel ~ The Little Evil That Could ~@ fubar

Ten FootstepsI will have compassion
for all sentient beings;
and will not cause needless hurt
or unnecessary harm.
I will seek enlightenment,
the distinction between right and wrong,
liberation from delusion
and the malevolent influences of
greed, jealousy and rage.
I will seek
to transcend unnecessary dichotomy,
and learn to accept that differences
are often an attitude of mind.
I accept
that of greater value
than the accumulation of goods,
are justice and creativity,
right motive and action, and essentiality,
love and peace, and the freedom to grow.
I will act
with honour,
without contriving for self-advantage
or egotistical effort,
false pride or humility.
I will try to live my life
so as not to give cause
for later regrets.
I will help
those who are suffering,
or disadvantaged,
and those who seek liberation
or enlightenment.

Wanted*****************Wanted************************
Tall man - I'm only 5'4", maybe even shorter than that, but (Short of a step ladder with ever moment) I can not reach the top of these walls to clean! I might as well paint them weekly instead!
Willing to help with the cleaning! - I only have 800 foot condo., two bedroom, 1&1/2 bath, living/dinning/kitchen, a den w/fireplace and sliding glass doors, (hence the question earlier about condensation), laundry room, outdoor sheds. And keep his mind on cleaning until the majority is done (then play *wink*)
With long term relationship on mind - Too old, tired, and empty to keep looking, or for that matter, caring...I don't know if there is life in me anymore. If my experience with love hasn't done me in, then all the times I've been poked, sliced and diced should have.
Must help out with the bills - Mine you, I DID NOT SAY PAID THE BILLS, I said HELP OUT with the bills...lets face it my handicap pay doesn't go as far as I'd like. Hum

A Paddy Walking Through A FieldA Paddy walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Paddy shouts " Na ol an t-uisce, ta s lan de chac bo " (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowshit.)
The man shouts back " I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you " .
The Paddy shouts back " Use both hands, you'll get more in. "

Ways Of Dealing With The Burdens Of LifeAccept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your own words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Drive carefully. Its not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
If you can't be kind at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again it was probably worth it.
It may be your sole purpose in life to simply be kind to others.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
Since its the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
When everythings coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some ahve wierd names, and all are different colors but they all have to live in the same box.
A truly happy personis one who can enjoy t

$500 Shopping SpreeA Chance for ladies in The NJ/Ny Area to win a $500 Shoppoing spree hotel accomodations, makeover by prfessional makeup artists and a professional Photo shot with pictures to appear in Companies Profile magaziine... u intereted ask me how...

Taking A Walk Down Memory LaneTaking a walk on memory lane
isn’t all that gray.
Taking a walk on memory lane
I see the sunrays.
Taking a walk on memory lane
isn’t all full of tears.
Taking a walk on memory lane
I have no fear.
Taking a walk on memory lane
not a dropp of rain in sight.
Taking a walk on memory lane
Every thing is alright.
Taking a walk on memory lane
is where I want you to come along.
Taking a walk on memory lane
is where we belong all lifelong.

Bits And PiecesAfter 3 weeks of 60+ hr work weeks I've stopped the OT for now. I may be doing it again soon but we'll see. I've taken the time the last 2 weeks to kinda rest and get things back to normal. I am going to be writing more, more in the angel series, and more general poems. Some of the general poems I write not related to the angel series maybe a bit dark, so fair warning.
I've been playing around with the idea of publising my poems in a book. In doing some general research on this I found that I almost have enough poems in the angel series to make it a book on it's own. I thought that was kinda cool. For anyone wondering I need about 50 poems to make it it's own book. I currently have 30. I should have the remaining 20 by the end of the year.
I am going to work on the story that is currently locked right now.
I'm also trying to come up wth a solid design for my personal website, this is a bit tough because I've never been much of a graphic person, so we'll see.
I also want t

Animals ~ NickelbackA really rockin' song...really awesome driving song...lmao When I saw Nickelback in concert in Aug, they did this song, but where it says 'get in' they sang 'spit it'...lmfao THEY SO ROCKED!!!
I, I'm drivin black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'
No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals
So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in
You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you

Sound Familiar?????!!!!!!!He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ......... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . ......... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .

What The Hell????JUST A THOUGHT RAN IN MY BRAINJUST NOW WHAT THE HELL??
TO ALL THOSE WHO KNOW ME ON HERE YOU ALL KNOW I'M HERE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND CHAT WITH ALL MY FRIENDS!! I'M NOT ON HERE TO PLAY IN SORT OF WAY AND IF I CHOOSE TO HAVE THAT TYPE OF CONVERSATION WELL THEN THAT IS MY CHOICE AT THAT TIME!!!!!!
THERE'S A GUY WHO JUMPS IN MY SHOUT BOX AND SAYS HI SO I HELLO BACK JUST BEING NICE THEN HE COMES BACK WITH " SO YOU WANNA PLAY?" I TELL HIM NO I'M A LADY AND I DONT PLAY AND I'M NOT THAT WAY!!!!
HE'S NOT A FRIEND OR A FAN OF MINE HE WILL BE BLOCK WHEN I CHOOSE TO ACCEPT FRIENDS I DO READ THE "ABOUT ME" ON YOUR PAGES TO SEE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOUR ABOUT!!!
WELL THERE I'M BETTER NOW!
OH BY THE WAY THE GUY'S SITE NAME IS
mtbman_36:

Atleast Someone Thought Abt The Men!Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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Thought 2
The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
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Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going t

KarmaI think it is funny!
To make a long story short, I was recently in a realtionship that ended in lying and cheating.
I loved this man, he was my first boyfriend after my ex husband. I gave him my most precious gift, my trust.
In the end, I found out that he had lied to me, cheated on me, and had held on to me just for the sole purpose of me being around, so that he wasn't lonely till his new girl was ready for a relationship.
Well, I found out recently that he was being cheated on by this girl, with his best friend no less. I have always had a strong belief in Karma, and I have now witnessed first hand how it always goes around!
I just wanted to let everyone know, so that you will be ware! Karma is a Bitch!
Love to my friends! Kym

What To Dook right now i am so confused i know what i want in the end i want to be in a relationship with someone to be able to wake up in the morning with them and sleep at night with the holding me to be able to watch tv with them and come home and make dinner for them and eat with them be able to take them to family things together and spend time with them is it really that hard to find someone that wants the same i want to be able to call them to just say hi how are you today and what not and just say that i appreciate them and love them not saying that love would be in the beginning but in the future i dont know what to do i have moved on from my ex by far and it seems all i can find are either guys that are scared to date or guys that are controling maybe it is just i am asking to much at one time i guess but whatever it is i hope i find something close to what i am looking for here soon cuz i am so tired of being alone and feeling like i am going to be this way forever anyway if you want

CleaningHello friends,fans, and fam. I am cleaning off my lists and if you would like to stay let me know. Show me some luv if ya havent already. thanks

Thoughts For Today..."Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
I was sitting here today thinking about all of the people that have recently touched my life in some shape, form or fashion. I remembered seeing this phrase on a very good friends blog and knew that it fit my mood perfectly this afternoon.
"Happiness lies for those who cry"...to me this means not to be afraid to show your true feelings...what's in your heart. It does not mean that you're a weak or simple minded person...it just means that you can feel and relate to the emotions that's in your heart. These kind of people are the type that I can relate to the easiest...
"Happiness lies for those who hurt"...to be or to have been hurt is something that a person will never forget. They may, in time, forgive but there will always be a constant reminder in that person's mind and heart of how painf

Only A SeasonWe met by a beautiful Oak tree with bright green leaves and thick strong roots. Here we sat day and night until summers hot touch turned into falls chilled caress. The leaves above us started to change. Our love twisted and began to fade. As the leaves fell from the tree, I convinced you there was no other way…you had to stay. Soon the tree was bare, your love was gone. You were not the strong stable root I thought you’d be. You were the leaf that would only be there for a season, I was the strong stable root that would be there forever. As I said these things your hate seeped deep into the ground, suffocating the roots. Killing it…killing me.

Ac Bloweth Cold -- Yea!!Dealership quoted me well over $1400 to fix it. With going to school, internship, and working I never seemed to have enough money to have it fixed.
A friend of mine called a friend of his, a mechanic, to come take a look at it. It only cost me $180 for labor, parts, etc. for him to replace the low pressure switch, run dye tests, and get the compressor kicked back into high gear. It is running soooo very cold right now that I might have to drive with the windows down just to not have icicles growing off of my nose!!!
lol...
Oh, happy day!
Now, if that State job would just come into play then I may be dancing as well!! :D

All Who Are Without Sin, Cast The First Stone....really, Please Do It. I Wanna See This!All Who R W/Out Sin, Cast That Stone...plz :)
That's EXACTLY what I want you to do, whoever might read this, and feels they have done not a damn thing wrong to anyone.
If you've never cheated, throw the first stone. I'm waiting.
If you've never cussed at your partner, throw. I hope you have good aim.
If you've never restrained and held your partner back from life, throw the big stone over there...right there! No, no. THERE! Ah, you saw it? Good...throw it! Aim for my head, I'll make it easy for you.
If you've never sinned, PERIOD...try to throw that boulder behind you. If you are not heavy with sin, then that boulder shouldn't be heavy, either. It should be light as a feather. THROW IT AT ME!
What? I can't hear you....YOU CANNOT THROW IT? Well, guess what. I have a NEWSFLASH FOR YOU:
I KNEW THAT YOU NEVER COULD THROW A DAMN STONE...not even a fuckin' pebble.
Indee

I Love GrandmasHere's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent Iinteraction between an elderly woman and an antiwar
protester in a Metro Station in DC:
"There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on The evils of America . I politely declined to take one.
An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20 ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which
she politely declined."
"The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a Gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said,
"Lady, don't you care about the children of the Mid east ?" The old woman looked up at her and said, "Hon, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Viet Nam .
All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up
your ass and open it."
God Bless America ~ & Grandmas !

ConfusedWell, it seems I really jumped the gun this time. Damn Im good at that lol It seems Sean wants to put us "on hold" as he puts it. Seems he needs to work on himself so we can be a better couple. I was getting mixed signals the whole time we talked and truly dont know what to think.
I am still whole heartedly in love with him. I doubt if this will end sometime soon. I just dont know what to think or do. Everytime Ive been told this before it was the kiss of death. I was basically just told this because it was a way to let me down easy because there was someone else. This is why Im so very confused right now. I would love to believe that as he said when he gets himself right we can work on US. But then in the same breath I was told that IF we cannot be a couple at least we can remain friends.
Please I need some thoughts and opinions about all of this. I am hurtin because I feel like Im losin my soul mate and best friend. I cannot do this. I love him too damn much. My mind doesnt work so

Opinions???I think I am going to change my default pic and until I can get a cute new one I just want opinions on which pic I should use...
R.D. I am not going to use the "almost showing nip pic..." so get that off your mind my love.
So let me know what you think please.
Thanks!

Are Ratings More Important Than Friendships?I have to wonder about some people. I am the kind of person that if I like what I see, I will rate you, if not I will move on. I will not give someone a bad rating. I was online last night chatting with a friend when this girl "loving girl from Neenah, WI" rated me a 3. Now to each their own, if she wants to rate me a 3 then that is her right but I have to wonder why she would take the time to give a bad rating on someone she has never met before. Is it just meanness? Thankfully I do not get my validation in life or my self esteem from picture ratings that are given to me. I just wanted to let you know, before you rate me badly, just pass me by and move on to someone else because chances are that you are a shallow person that I won't want to be friends with anyway. For anybody else I am always open to new friendships. You don't have to rate me to become my friend, in fact I would rather you get to know me first. For all of you whom I rate, I do it because I want to not because I expec

Someone That You're With ~ NickelbackThere have been too many occasions in my life where I have felt like I'm stuck in second place, and finally there is a song that I can totally relate too...this is it...ENJOY!
I reside in 209, you're in 208
You moved in last Friday night and I just couldn't wait
So I tried to call across the hall to ask you out someday
But a lineup formed outside your door and I was way too late
Well I'd rather start off slow
This whole thing's like some sort of race
Instead of winning what I want I'm sitting here in second place
Because somewhere the one I wanna be with's with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that someone that you're with
I wanna be that someone that you're with
And I can talk about it all day long 'til I run out of breath
But I still wanna be that someone that you're with
I've got to be that someone that you're with
and I'm pacing by the phone
'Cause I hate to be alone
And if you're out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss
God I wanna be that someone

Just A Simple UpdateJust a lil note to say that i'll be MIA for a little bit as of tomorrow sometime....I'd rather not go into details, but those of you that actually read my blogs will know what i'm talking about here...I'll still try to log on every now and again to say Hi....
That's about it for now..
Cheers
Fred

Paradox Of Our TimeThe paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space;

Only Positive ThingI don't owe much money on the electricity and i think i can push back the phone bill.
The rent i am worried about along with employment which has me on edge.

Pregnancy AttireI don’t know if it’s me but is there a new trend that while you are pregnant you wear the shortest and tightest of clothes? I was in the mall the other day and crossed six pregnant women. Of the six only one had real maternity clothes on. She looked radiant and absolutely beautiful. Why must we all have to look at large bellies in small clothes? Just needed to ask if I was the only one noticing this new trend.

Food For Thought"Sorrow drips into your heart through a pen hole.
Just like a faucet that leaks and there is a comfort in the sound. And while you debate half empty or half full, it slowly rises. Your love is going to drown."
Description of heartbreak.

One For The Girl's--ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!
Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
............
Flour and Water
How come when you mix water and flour together
you get glue?..
and then you add eggs
and sugar...
and you get cake?
Where did the glue go ?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the

Little VitoOn Math
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito.
He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
sides of the triple scoop of ice cream The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down th e top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
LITTLE VITO ON MATH
Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks Little Vito's fa

At The Gym (lesbian)She has my mind occupied all the time. At least she's not
at the gym. Here I can workout with out thinking of her,
I hope.
When she opened the door the morning light fell across
her caramel colored shoulders dancing over her taunt
breasts. The satin pink bra with black lace
complemented her feminine form making me very
excited that I left the gym early to be with her. My eyes
scanned her small waist down to the matching pink
satin and black lace boy shorts she wore exaggerating
her muscular thighs.
"Come in she said", with a devilish grin.
As she turned and walked, I realized that she was wearing the pink
pearls I gave her for graduation, they fell on her neck
causing a rush of heat to run under my shirt. I love her
neck it's so delicate and smooth its long sleek silhouette
drives me to ecstasy. As we walked up the long stairs to
her bedroom, my stomach started to knot. I was not
nervous but eager to touch her, hold her and show her
how I much I desire her. I

We-men Vs. Women~lolmiss U
Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is

Documentary BlogI Just got out of my sociology class n i found it fascinationg. We saw a film called Born Bad. It was a documentary trying to see if psychopaths were born that way n it took its toll when they got older or if they learned it while growing up..
So I wanna hear from ya all...All opinions are welcomed
Do u think children n ppl were born bad from the beginning or do u think they learn it?
Tess

What Age...?'hit you' the hardest? if there was one?
my bff is turning 26 on saturday and she's spazzing out because she doesn't want to be 26.
i personally don't give a good keithdamn what age i am or how many i turn.
but for some reason her 'late' 20s are seeming to be a problem.

Dirty Dream (lesbian)After a hard day at school Kathryn goes home. She needs to rest coz it was
a hard day of being a evil bitch and using people. She sit down on her bed
and then saw she had a txt off a girl called Becky. She saw this girl
around school today and really wanted to use her. Kathryn read the txt and
it said ' I like you alot....call me Beckyxxx'. Kathryn smiled at herself
as she lied back onto the bed and closed her eyes. She then started to
dream about being with Becky, touching her, kissing and then making out
with her. Then she remembered little Ceclie who she once kissed in Cental
Park. The kiss was full of passion and well fun. The more she thought about
it....the moment happened again in her head......
Haven't you ever practiced with one of your girlfiends? asked Kathryn
Eww. No. That's gross. said Ceclie making a face at the idea
It's not gross. How else do you think girls learn? Here turn around and
face me said Kathryn as Ceclie did what she was told
Now close

Suicide Ruleskilling yourself doesn't make you a coward, it just means you are stronger than everyone else.

Jumbled Thoughts...I'm sitting here in the quiet...just thinking about my life...my feelings...my emotions...my future...don't know where to start.
My heart is so overwhelmed and consumed with the greatest feelings. I can't, for the first time in my life, find the right words to describe it. I've never had a problem finding a way to say what I felt. It's not only an emotional feeling but it's physical as well. While this is the best feeling ever, it is also the most hurtful as well. While I'm at the highest of highs, I'm also feeling very down. My mind is soaring with all sorts of images and thoughts...my heart is a different story. It feels like it's going to explode into millions of tiny pieces for whatever reason. I want to laugh but in the same breath, want to cry too. There's a sweet but hurtful ache that I can't seem to escape from. When I remember last weekend and the soft spoken words...the most intimate things that were said...I can't help but to smile. But then there are other things that I

DeletingOk.. I know the whole point of this thing is to get as many friends as possible, basically... But I'm not wanting that. I don't give a shit if you give me points or what not. You wanna stay friends with me, you gotta add me... cuz I'm gonna start deleting soon...so let me know!

BelieveBelieve
That you are beautiful in your uniqueness
Believe
That your soul catches the sunlight and reflects back the joy to those around you
Believe
That you are as magical and precious as the deepest dreams within your heart

This Town Fucking Sucks!Do not ever move to Lawton OK. Well why would you right unless your in the military or married to someone in the military. Well those that are new to my friends list let me go back a bit. We moved down here in december of last year. I was 6 months pregnant at the time. I told Mike I wanted a dog. So we went to the pound and I picked out the cutest dog you will ever see. I filled out the forms and signed them and then we brought the dog home. This dog was so cute and good for awhile. Mike would yell at me alot because I wasn't training him. Remember I'm pregnant and I can't exactly train a dog at the time. So of course this dog peed and pooped all over the house all the time. He chews everything up and is just plain annoying. Well now the dog is 6 or 7 months old and still chews everything up. We keep him in the kitchen because I can't care for my daughter and chase this dog around the house. He goes in every room and chews everything he can get. We did get his shots and everything he n

24 HoursIF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

FriendsWho are your true friends? True friends are people who are there for you no matter what. True friends don't judge you or even kick you when you are down on your luck. True friends don't try to change who you are or even make you choose between them and your friends. So if you have a true friend please tell them how much you enjoy their friendship.

Please Pray For HerRecently, high school sophmore Julie Fishleigh, age 15, of Ohio went to the hospital with a temprature spike of 108 and her organs shutting down. They had life flighted her from the local hospital to Rainbow Babies and Childrens' hospital and had her put on dyalasis. As of Wednesday (8/29) they have taken Julie off some fluids and sedatives that they've been pumping her. She's still in critical condition but is responsive and her heart is pumping very well.
We cannot lose Julie; she's a personal and dear friend of mine and a very young girl--too young to be taken from us. So I'm writing this blog asking you for your prayers, thoughts, whatever you have to offer for the healing and strength of my Littlest Fish and her family.

Perceptions Of SelfIn May, I traded in my Toyota Matrix (sporty station wagon, but still... a station wagon) for a Toyota Celica (sporty coupe). When I drove it to Wisconsin for our family vacation recently, both my sister and brother remarked that it's just "not a you car, Tanya." I had to ask what made something a "me" car? Apparently, a Tanya car is a dependable, reliable, and eminently practical car.
Yet, a lot of my friends saw me trade in the Matrix for a Celica and said, "That's just so much more the car for you, Tanya." (Don't worry, I'm not running with this car metaphor forever.) It brought home to me something I'd thought a lot about a few months ago -- people in different areas of your life see you very differently. (See?)
About six months ago, I got one of those internet quizzes. Typically I don't pass them on, but this one was interesting -- it was a "how well do you know me?" quiz. The results were interesting. To my sister and brother, I am a rebel (the one child who went against pa

A Story I Wrote For SomeoneThis is the expanded, cleaned up version. If you want to read the original, you'll have to ask Clay if he still has it, I don't think I do.
I am imagining you restraining me, blindfolding me. Not knowing what you are about to do... where you are about to do it... what you are about to do it with. You teasing me, making me want you, crave you. You tease me with you lips. Soft kisses, open mouth... I feel your hot breath and it's making me want you more.
You push me down gently, laying me down with my belly on the floor and my hands above my head. I hear you close to my hands, then I feel your fingertips at my wrists. The touch is like a whisper and I shiver. I inhale slowly as your run your fingers down the inside of my arms and around my shoulders and back to my wrists. I try to relax and exhale...
I hear you move again and now you are at my feet. A soft touch at the tips of my toes, not too light so that it tickles. You run your fingers up the bottom of my feet u

Actual First TimeWell my first time I had sex...
yep.. i was 17 (i was waiting for the right one LOL) and it was my girlfriend at the time we had been dating for about 8 months at that point. We had taken a walk after school thru this nature retreat that was just a block from my school. As we walked (it was about 4 in the afternoon.) we cam upon on of these like huts. There for sitting in a watching the wildlife with out disturbing the wildlife. The windows are just kind of slits.. well we were starting to make out and things got pretty hot.. i had taken off her shirt and was well having some fun when she just un did my pants and starting stroking me. so well folloing suit I undid her pants and got my hand wet.. and boy was it wet. next thing I know our pants are off and she is sitting in my lap going to town.. now I wish I could say that I lasted hours and we went at it for ever.. but really it was my dam first time.. it was like about 1 min tops.. plus she had just given me a hand job for like 10

God Dam I Am So LameWell as many of you may not know.. my daughter has all the harry potter books.. so out of shear bordem and of couse wanting to know what all the hype was about I started reading them...well that was about 2 months ago.. i have now finshised all 7 books.
Really not bad.. I thought they would be a bit boring but they were actually pretty good.. and guess I can say I read them all now..

Bingos Runner Uprunner up will get a one day blast.
winner gets one month vip.
hope to see alot of ladies trying for the vip bingo

Stupid Pvt'sI am tired of all of these new soliders we are getting in. they are stupid. they have no common sence. they dont think on there own and who in the hell lets them think they can talk back to people who are higher then them. some PVT descided he was going to argue with my platoon seargent. WTF. soliders who think they know more then NCO's who have over 30 months of combat time. fuck them

Traveling!Hey everyone I will not be on for the weekend gonna be busy going to back in Florida got to go to Miami and Orlando for the weekend so don't text or anything I do have to be in contact with my mom and my boyfriend for this weekend so please just leave a message I will read it when I can. See you all later. Leaving at 4:15pm today from West Virgina to head to Florida wish me luck.
Amber

I Want To Thank YouJUST WANTED TO THANK THE YOUNG LADY WHO HELPED ME GET MY CAR BACK ON THE ROAD. I WAS AT THE PARK READING AND IT STARTED TO RAIN OUT SO, I STARTED BACK TO MY CAR AND IT WOULDNT TURN OVER. A BEAUTIFUL VISION WAS WALKING BY AND HEARD ME YELLING AT MY CAR 1979 CLASSIC FAIRMONT. TO START ONLY IT WASNT STARTING.SHE CAME OVER AND ASKED IF I NEEDED ANY HELP. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU HELP ME. BUT SHE DID. SHE ASKED IF I HAD ANY TOOLS WHICH I HAVE THEM JUST DONT USE THEM ON MY CAR.LOL. SO SHE POPS THE HOOD AND LOOKS AROUND AND THEN HAD ME TRY AGAIN AND NOTHING. SO SHE MESSES AROUND UNDER THE HOOD AND YELLS OUT TO ME THE NUTS ARE LOOSE AND IM THINKING YES MY NUTS ARE LOOSE ,LOL. BE NICE . ANYWAYS, SHE TIGHTENS WHATEVER UP AND SHOWS ME WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT AND MY CAR STILL HESITATES BUT DOES START AND SHE TELLS ME I NEED TO CLEAN MY BATTERY CABLES UP AND TO LOOK INTO GETTING A NEW STARTER AND IM OFF. NOW I HAVE SPOTTED HER ON HERE AND HOPING SHE WILL ACCEPT MY FRIENDSHIP ADD

Stressed About TravelI am flying up north in a couple of weeks to celebrate my mom's 70th b-day. It will be 5 days with my family, or a large part anyway. I am really looking forward to seeing my brother, his wife, and daughter, who I haven't seen in over three years. I am even happier about finally seeing my sister, and her hubby, who I haven't seen in almost 5 years. I am not so excited about seeing my mom, who bullied us kids into this, because she is feeling slighted because there was a big celebraton for my dad's 60th, many years back. She scheduled it in mid Sept, despite her b-day being in mid June. It just happens to be over the weekend of my dad's b-day, which will annoy him, and also is the weekend just after my daughter's b-day, and she is bummed I must be away.
I don't like tofly anymore, so am stressed about that whole ordeal, especially the not being able to smoke for about 6 hours. I am also stressd about being forced ito stayinat a non-smking b&b which is just some old house, so the room

100%MATH
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants
you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+ 20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
AND, look how far the love of God will take you
L- O- V- E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of
God th

The Good GuysMany times we women sit and wonder if there are any "good guys" left..
ok.. so the guys wonder that about the women too..but I see it more so on the women's point..
I think what happens and this is my own opinion is that.. we get mistreated so much (often times by our own fault) and we set ourselves up for that...
If we think guys are going to be assholes.. they are going to be..
If we think guys are going to run around.. they probably will..
We find what we seek .. we seek those "no good, cheatin dogs" because its what we expect..
Unfortunately..
If you clump them all into a group you will never find that ONE that is honest, caring.. hardworking.. dedicated and loyal.. all you will see is the one that will run out on you, treat you like crap and disrespect every aspect of your relationship..
Men and women disrespect each other because that is what is expected.. men expect women to be bitches.. so we are.. women expect men to be untrustworthy and cheat.. so they

Everyone Help Me Out.. I Love U Long Time Xoxoi want u all to buy my buddy a special gift tell her licks made u do it show her lots of love and i will love u long time..she means the world to me so lets make her laugh today xoxo let me know what u get her so i can match it up and thank u properly xoxo I bought her a trailor so she will need a vehicle some food and well weeds and deodorant incase they are stink weeds excuse the spelling and typos lmao
misfit@ fubar

These Are Voters Too.Bush's people, walk among us.
They walk among us
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to
her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the
money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew
what she was doing, and returned the money again.
I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with
the $46.64.
This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane .
.............. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed
me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
............They Walk Among Us
One da

Funnygo too this mumm called life at my buddys profile
heres the link an see how we killed these lamers.......hatepriest@ fubar

FallingOkay, I find myself falling for someone on here. What the HELL!!! What am I thinking!!! He IS married, I AM married. He lives far away. Chances of us ever coming together, slim to none.
Does he REALLY care? Or, is he telling me only what he thinks I want to hear? GOD, I do not know. I'm 48, smart, I think. Strong. So what am I doing.
I do not want to take chances with my heart it has been broken too many times but I do not want to let go of him either just in case there is a slight chance that he is the one that will make me happy again
He already makes me laugh, not just laugh but the kind that comes deep down from your soul. He makes me feel like the most beautiful sexy woman in the world. He is also very honest with me. He does love his wife and this he tells me, which is what I admire most. So, what is the chance.
None, huh? looks like I am cruising for another heartache.
Help me please?

Eternal BleedingIts like I wonder why I am even here. I mean people talk behind my back, they are to freakin scared to talk to my face and thats such a pussy way of dealing with things.

Quick "hi" Before Work!Don't have too much longer before I have to leave for work, but I'm ready, and just decided to use my last few mins. saying "HI", and wishing you all a great day! The weekend is almost here, and I'm SO glad.
We'll be spending alot of ours driving, we're gonna go to Indiana, and will leave tomorrow night when Lee gets off work, so it will be one of those late nighters, by the time we get there. Lee very seldom gets a Saturday off, so this weekend, we'll be able to have a 3 day weekend...I did get off for Monday, and my new mgr. said it was no problem. It will be a late nighter, on Monday coming home as well.
I'm sure I'll be on later when i get home from work before I have to take off again to get paycheck from Lee, and get some bills paid before we leave. I'll probably be on tonight too, although I may be running back and forth, since I'll need to get some stuff packed as well for the weekend. At least most of the clothes are clean, and I've only got one load of laundry to d

PoemIt is a moment when our two souls meet ~
It is a thought of something sensational and sweet ~
Could be something you dare not think of ~
Deep down within the very depths of all that you desire ~
you shudder.
*********
The thought of your touch upon my skin ~
Wondering will I ever be complete again ~
Closing my eyes to listen to the sound of your voice ~
Hoping beyond all hope I gain that experience ~
I shudder.
**********
Just stop for a moment and think of something that is good ~
Did you feel it?
Something that causes your skin to tingle ~
Did you now?
The hair stands up on your arms to the thought of that special one.
Prickly sensations run up the middle of your back to a touch.
Urges of wants, passions of desire send waves through your body.
Did you shudder? You will if you try.

Quick "hi" Before Work!Don't have too much longer before I have to leave for work, but I'm ready, and just decided to use my last few mins. saying "HI", and wishing you all a great day! The weekend is almost here, and I'm SO glad.
We'll be spending alot of ours driving, we're gonna go to Indiana, and will leave tomorrow night when Lee gets off work, so it will be one of those late nighters, by the time we get there. Lee very seldom gets a Saturday off, so this weekend, we'll be able to have a 3 day weekend...I did get off for Monday, and my new mgr. said it was no problem. It will be a late nighter, on Monday coming home as well.
I'm sure I'll be on later when i get home from work before I have to take off again to get paycheck from Lee, and get some bills paid before we leave. I'll probably be on tonight too, although I may be running back and forth, since I'll need to get some stuff packed as well for the weekend. At least most of the clothes are clean, and I've only got one load of laundry to d

I Wanna WinHey SweetHeart When You Get A Chance Come Help Me Win The Damn Thing
JUST CLICK THE LINK AND BOMBS AWAY

This Is So Very TrueDaily Horoscope: Aries
For August 30,2007
You need to stop worrying about what other people are thinking (if that's an issue), and just get started on the next big thing. You might have to enlist the aid of a few extra friends and allies.

Stolen AwayOur talks are magical they fell me with joy,
whenever shes around I am like a school boy.
Fallen head over heels and dont know what to do,
my mind is always wondering and thinking about you.
Stolen away is what she has done with mt heart,
as big as it is she will need a cart.
Told you of her eyes, and how she takes my breath away.
When I am sad, down and depressed she knows exactly what to say.
Cant help but love her this much is true,
especially with those eyes so brilliantly blue.
Every morning I wake up and walk for miles,
just so I can be with her and see her beautiful smile.
AH but I must keep this one short and sweet,
from the first time we meet she knocked me off my feet.
Sometimes I feel like I am in over my head,
wnating and longing for her to be beside me in bed.
One never knows if there dreams will come through,
and all I know is all I ever wanted is you.
For you were the one that came after me,
and happiness for you and me is all that I will ever

Steppin' Up To A Challenge #2Okay,I stayed up till about 2 a.m. and this what I came up with to present to the chefs.
Coconut Mango Salad
Fresh mango
mizuna lettuce
green apples
chives
ginger
jalepeno
pear tomatoes
honey
coconut milk
red bell pepper
carrots(mainly for color)
Cucumber Tomato Hamachi Sushimi Cevechi
hamachi(sushi grade fish)
cukes
red onions
pear tomato
fresh mint
napa cabbage
snow peas
honey
rice wine vinegar
olive oil
soy sauce
I honestly think this a shot in the dark.It's hard to predict what they are looking for besides contrasts in texture,flavors and temperatures(coolness to heat within the dish).Then again,I think they want me "to think outside the box".Fuck!!!that saying is sooo corny to me.Anyway,I'm just gonna dive right in and maybe worry how deep the situation is while I'm in.
I plan on taking pics or shoot a video for it and post it tomorrow.

Rip My Lovley Aunt Lisahey guys i havent been around much i have been spending time at the hospital with my aunt...she had a heartattack day befor yesterday and i spent all day with her yesterday and she past away at 10:00pm last night....please keep my family in your prayer...ty so very much guys

In Case You Missed It Last Nite.....no, no song this time. This one's a little self-serving but everyone's entitled to one of these every now and then I guess, so..yah. Anyways, In Fubar-land it's this simple: If you're one of the Top Ten most rated members on the site you get a red name. It makes you look red everywhere: alerts, rates, comments, etc..well I was lucky enough to have one of those until last nite. I posted my last red bulletin last nite around 11:30est. The kind words said by my friends on here were amazing, so in case you missed it or weren't around, I screenshotted it (of course) so everyone that wasn't here could see it and chime in with their thoughts and the message I enclosed in it. Here it is below:
...once again, thanks to all of those who left a nice, word, comment, compliment, gift, etc..I really appreciated it, if you missed it, feel free to comment here if you have anything to say...thanks again...until next time...

Fraudi have akc. boxers pups for sale. a person contacted me through an att opperator. he is interested in a brindle male. he has been e-mailing me since the phone contact and is sending money order for payment via ups. i am to take out my money and wire the remaining to a company that will pick-up the pup and deliver itto him. does anyone out there have any idea how i can verify the money oder is real? i don't want to be a victom of fraud.

SleepHave you ever slept so hard that you feel as if you have sunk into your matress? And when you wake up or stir, you feel as if you were rising from out of your matress? Man that is the best sleep ever and that is the kind of sleep I had last night. Even though it was induced, it sure was great. I wish that I could sleep like that every night. I woke up feeling refreshed and somewhat energized. It would have been a better morning, if I could actually walk!!

Writing By JoI see your eyes they pierce me in the very core of my soul. You are there completely bared as no other man's soul I see. You have entered a place of mine where not many have been. You have allowed me to see ~ feel ~ think about what I want ~ need ~ long for. I will more than likely never see the day I could look upon your face. I am but just a simple face in a sea of beauty. You have taken me deep within myself to touch things within I ignore. I have a yearning desire to ignite my passionate fires which are smoldering but need something to continue their glow.
If I close my eyes and think just a bit, I see you with your long, flowing hair. To feel it brush against my skin, wow what thoughts it takes me to. As not to think I am any different than more than a thousand eyes have looked upon, you are special...unique...a unicorn amongst men. A butterfly opening its wings to allow the beauty of your soul to be seen. I stand at the gate waiting to see if I can get in just to get a glimpse o

My VacationSo I am back from my vacation and I have to say I had a blast. I got a late start due to rain but, except for the last day missed most of it.
Anyway, last Wednesday I packed up my Harley, waited for a break in the rain and headed out. The roads were still wet so I had to take it easy and a good thing I did because I forgot to lock down my saddlebags (grumble) and lost one not too far from the house. Thankfully I was still doing my shakedown inspections and saw it come loose, turned around and got it with little damage to the bag. Quick stop and saddlebags were locked. Usually I leave at 8-9AM but it had rained all morning so I didn’t get started until about 4PM and then after the saddlebags, etc. it was really 5PM before I got going. I almost went back to start in the morning but it’s a good thing I didn’t because it rained the next two days up in Maryland.
Anyhow, I headed out for Tennessee figuring to stop about half way down… well, have to stop every 120-200 miles anyway

Things That Annoy Me!There are some things that just annoy me to no end.
1. Friend requests:
People who lie to get you to add them as a friend. They write something like "Thanks for your comment/message/rate" and make you think that you checked them out and made the first move, when in actuality you have never been to their page or come across them anywhere. Liars! No one I want to be a friend with! Also in this category are the people who have a message pre-written that they copy-paste to everyone they apply to be friends with... their whole life sob story. PATHETIC! Or the people who give you their phone number! It's different if you've send a few messages, but right in the friend request? I mean come on! These people are better off saying nothing and just sending a blank request.
2. Messages:
People who write in the subject line but say nothing in the body. The subject line is just a description or opener, not the message itself. I don't answer these. FUBAR message system is annoying enough all

Check Out My Sexy Friendyou just got to see my sexy friend,she is so beautifull..rate her and comments ..i know you will enjoy

Writing By JoCan you see within the walls of fear? What meaning does it all have here?
Could you capture just the special things that keep you coming back?
What is it that makes up a soul? What beauty does your eyes behold?
Is the outer shell all you see? Can you look past the plain to see the beauty in me?
I am not all that outwardly as you so surely can tell, but if you care to take a dive down into my well....
You will find that I am like a house in need of restoration or a picture that has faded some just needing saturation.
Unfortunately I wasn't born the cover of a magazine but my life has enfolded and made me into a special gem inside you see.
Take a chance, a brief moment in time, if you haven't already I'm sure you will find....
A friend as true as you are to me, I'll be there with you for eternity.

New Contest?Ok guys I want to host a new contest, but I need some ideas on what it should be. Whatever the contest is, It's going to be a month long and I am going to give away 4 blasts. 1st place 30 day blast, 2nd place 7 day blast 3rd place 3 day blast and 4th place a 1 day blast.
So give me some ideas for a contest.

If You Had 24 Hours With Me, AloneIF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

Vanities Of LifeLife is full of good things of which we all know
Life is like a miracle when you are on the good side of it
Life is worth staying till eternity
People misunderstand the concepts of life
People misunderstand the basic principles of life
Riches are now their major concern
Popularity has now become a contest
Due to fame, people are now worshipped as idols
Insanity takes over the day
The ability to think straight no more exist
Why? I ask myself these questions day and night
People never know realize that everything that has a begining, also has an end
People rule over the helpless with Iron Fist, thinking that it all ends here
The poor and the rich all have different lives to live, of which i believe
But they also have the same end to reach
That is to say they will all meet at one point at the end of time
I have reasoned all these and came in conclusion that all the components of life are all...............................................

I Don't Get Iti just don't get this at all...i don't know if its just me or if this guy is retarded...
MuMM: So How Many On Here Are Breakfest People? Or Do You Just Wait Till Lunch?
me:i wait until i get the munchies bad
some random douche: hat guy, you spell "twat" like that.....
thats it...all he said was that...i'm so fucking lost...if you understand please enlighten me

My ThoughtsThis Blog is thanks to the most wonderful man i know. He has opened my eyes to so many things and one of those things is putting in writting things we remember about life, lessons we have learned, and things we notice about everyday life. Thank you!!
This will be an ongoing blog about those things. I hope you enjoy them and find some kind of humor, or knowledge in all that i will write.
_________________________________________________
August 30, 2007
The key to happiness is not having everyones else's American dream it is making your own.
If anyone tells you that they know who they are then they have lied to you...you will never know who you are as long as you continue to grow and learn from life experiences.
Some things that i am coming to realize about myself....1. I am not grateful enough for the ones who care about me.2.I am not super woman(who would have thought that one?)3.It's ok to ask for help when you need it and not feel guilty about asking.4. I am scared to

2 Angels CombinedOnce our hearts were apart
Once our lives were seperate
Once our wings did not share
Once our minds did not connect
But now, I see you
I feel the other part of me
I sense that I am now complete
No longer two, we now are
No more shall we soar alone
No eternal loneliness
Each heart joined
Each dream shared
Each life combined
You and I are now
Angels in heart, mind and spirit
Come follow me
Now we are no longer alone
Now we have each other
Now we have love...

Favourite QuotesThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls - George Carlin.
This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror - William Shakespeare.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction - Blaise Pascal.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte.
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid - Friedrich Nietzsche.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman.
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives - A. Sachs.
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death is one of the things that Nature wills - Marcus Aurelius Antoninus.
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong - Joseph Chilton Pearce.
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to - Harriet Lerner.
Ipsa Scientia Potesta

A Friend Passed AwayI just got news that a guy i work with was dead at home. He was a really good friend of mine. i remember the first time i met him i was new at my job. Everyone there would break his balls and make fun of him because he was slow(not retarded slow or anything. he just didn't work as fast as everyone else). I felt bad for him because he would eat lunch by himself because nobody would talk to him. So i went over and sat with him and ate my lunch with him. He seemed to like that very much and when i did that it seemed like everyone that would make fun of him kind of cooled down. Which was cool because he seemed to enjoy coming to work after that. A couple of months ago (acually i think it was around christmas time) his wife had passed away. He took a voluntary lay off from work to deal with evrything that was going on in his life. He came back to work at the beginning of this month and had decided to retire at the end of the month. Which would be this week. Now i have to make plans to go to

Odin And The AsatruarOdin and the Asatruar
One mild day in a small city in Midgard two men sat by a bus stop. Both were nondescript to the casual observer. One wore a grey buttoned shirt with no tie, the top two buttons open, revealing the black t-shirt underneath. A pair of khaki trousers, a bit dirty at the knees, and a pair of smart black sneakers attired his lower half. He wore a watch and had a small silver pendant in the shape of a hammer highlighted against the black field of his undershirt. He glanced around furtively looking for the bus, knowing it would not arrive for some time, but something was making him feel uneasy.
His companion looked anything but uneasy. He leaned back casually on the bench, the cuffs of his worn blue jeans wavered slightly in the breeze. He wore a Minnesota Vikings football sweatshirt, which likewise looked somewhat worn, and the shadow cast by his large hat came down over his grey beard to the tips of the horns of the figure depicted on his sweatshirt. His shoes lo

People Are Sooo Rude!seriously, have people become so damn rude these days taht we cant let people out of their damn complex!!?? Case in point...
I was driving to work this morning and I was sitting in bumper to bumper traffic. Well, traffic started to move and there was a guy turning left out of the neighborhood to my right. I stopped to let the guy out and the lane to my right kept on driving. They could clearly see that I was stopped trying to let the guy out. Needless to say, I had to jus tget moving because no one let him out. I flicked everyone off on my way past for not letting him out.
Seriously, how rude!

Dun Dun DuuuuuunSo there's this person from myspace, yes I have myspace (rarely use it but still I have friends there that won't come here) let the bashing begin. So anyhow, back to this person, she just randomly added me and now she wants to hang out, yes she's over 18, and I see her from time to time at school, she's a different major. So when I get my apartment should I invite her over, or should we go to park like she seems to want to (all she ever does is talk about this state park)?

Sometimes I Wish I WaitedThis time for waiting for my drug and background check are wearing on my patience and nerves.
This should not take this long.
i need money and if i had it i would probably be less nervous.
The point is i need a job.
I just walked away from a crappy but paying job.
Now i have nothing and my nerves are shot.
The supervisor told me to call at 1:30 (i think...will call at 1:50pm just to make sure).
I have to learn to think things through so i have a better grounding and can fall back on something.

Photo Bucketfor some reason i cant get my photo bucket to work i been trying to get it work for 2 days now anyone have any suggestions for me i have lots of stash to put up

CottagingI had never heard this term until I was reading an article about Sen. Larry Craig's arrest. Here's the definition from Wiki:
Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male/male sex in a public lavatory (a cottage), or to the practice of cruising for sexual partners in public lavatories with the intention of having sex elsewhere.
Have you ever heard that term? More Taboo-ly, guys, have any of you done it?
While we're on the subject, what do you think about Larry Craig? While I'm all for getting rid of hypocrites in public office, the details of the arrest report really bother me. You can see the original document at Smoking Gun.
Basically, according to the undercover cop, Craig stood outside the stall where the cop was on the toilet for more than 2 min., peeking through the door. Then, Craig went into the next stall and dropped his pants and sat down. He tapped his foot, which (I didn't know this either) is a signal that you're looking for a sexual encoun

The Lighthouse... Long One... Work In ProgressOn the way to see her folks, she's driving down the road.
She hear's an awful sound as her tire suddenly explodes...
She looks down at her watch, the time is drawing late...
To sit or walk for help this was her own debate.
The sun was starting to set behind the dunes in the sand..
With the lightning in the distance she saw a structure stand...
through the lighthouse window he ponders about his existence
wonder's why he's there, what precautions, what repentance
a life ago he was a artist, now trapped in this structure he created
cursed by lust and love never to be alive again, his memories deleted
he hears an explosion off in the distance, his dark eyes trace the headlights as they quickly dim
he watches, hoping this lean silhouette approaches his chambers, the smell is in the air, lust is in him......
She walks towards the structure, the sky begins to rain.
Lightning lights up the sky.. blood rushing through her vain's
She reaches the structure, The old

Top JokesTop 4 Adult Jokes
Fourth Place
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as
soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in
room 221."
Third Place
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
Runner Up
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that

Vipi wanted to let all you fubarians out there know that i have the best friends anyone could ask for!
dggirl69 and okalelectric man! these two are the most awesome people they have bought me my vip status...and i would like to say
I L O V E Y O U B O T H !!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE STOP BYE AND SHOW BOTH OF THEIR PAGES LOVE! ADD RATE GIFT AND LOVE THEM!
KISSES AND WARM HUGS!

Do I Need To Pull It Out?~~~~~~~CONTESTS~~~~~~~~
ALL POSSE NEEDS TO BE HERE HELPING EVERYDAY WITH MICHELLES CONTEST.
THEY HELPED US NOW LET'S HELP THEM. SHE NEEDS 250,000 RIGHT NOW SHE'S AT 106,801
SHE JOINED THE POSSE AND SAID CAN I GET SOME HELP ON MY CONTEST.. ITS A GIVE AWAY FOR 14,000 COMMENTS. OMG WORST TIME EVER TO HAVE JOINED OUR GROUP. WE WERE NOT EVEN ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH OUR LIST OF A MILLION CONTESTS YET AT THAT TIME.. AND I HAVE SOMEONE NEW THAT WANTS HELP ALSO. I'M LIKE WHAT THE HELL. NO WAY SORRY. DO YOU SEE THE LIST WE HAVE NOW.. PLUS I PUT OUT A NO NEW CONTEST ORDER FOR THE TEAM. OUR GOAL WAS TO GET EVERYONE DONE AND TAKE A GOOD TWO WEEK VACATION.. ME I WAS TO TAKE A MONTH. ON TOP OF THAT EVERYONE HAS TO AT LEAST WAIT A FULL MONTH MAYBE EVEN TWO BEFORE THEY CAN REQUEST TO ENTER ANY CONTESTS WITH BACKING OF COURSE.. YOUR INTERNET YOUR FREE TO DO REALLY ANYTHING YOU WANT. SO POINT BEING I PRETTY MUCH TOLD HER THAT HELP FROM US FOR THAT WONT HAPPEN.
WELL WELL WELL. GUESS

Very Short StoryMan driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, "PIG!"
Man yells out window, "B I T C H!"
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.

Hopeless RomanticButterfly kisses and sweet chocolate, all seems nothing to do with me.
i love to take you somewhere, where i could show you my love and my life.
a place where i can be sweet to you and show you my deep admiration.
there's nothing like that in my world, for all of my romantic thoughts seems so hopeless.
dates, dinner and a walk in the park will do, but i din't know how materialize it.
i been so hopeless, hopeless that one will ever love me, hopes less that never in my wildest dreams i could Get reality in it.
i want to run and hide from the truth but i know it will be haunting me forever.
till that day someone will shed some light and show me some love.

Tips...GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008
New Rule : No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn.
New Rule : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger wa s found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?
New Rule : Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I

Yet Another Poem For That Special Some One Writen By CherryangelI think about you all the time,
i cant seem to get you out of my mind.
I've never really felt this way,
and this is what i have to say.
you make me feel like no one else,
even though you put me love up on a shelf.
i wish i could get over you,
though i fear theres nothing i can do.
i wish the pain would go away,
but its here, and its here to stay.
u already have my heart,I'm giving you the key,
i hate this place when your not here with me.
i cant live without your love,
I'm on the edge give me a shove.
i waited for your call,it never came,
i guess I'm the one to blame.
so now I've told you how i feel,
and i want you to know these feelings are real.
without you everyday i die

Getting Stuff From GiftshopOkay, so I don't know who keeps sending me all the stuff from the gift shop, but I'd like to know who you are, so you should tell me who you are...

Another Fake Profile...So, can anyone tell me why we haven't ousted this "young lady" yet:
http://fubar.com/user/468936
From texas my Canukistani butt! Take a look at the pixs, notice the European electrical outlets on the wall. This "Texan" beauty, with the Slavic features, is probably just that!
The site where the pix are coming from (Katrina18) is owned by a org. in the Netherlands, with holdings in Russia, etc. Need I say more.
By for now...

Rip GrandmaI know I haven't been on here in awhile because of school, but I remember when my grandma had her stroke a year ago a lot of my friends had genuine concern and I wanted to take them time to give them an update. My Grandma passed away on July 8th. She had been in the hospital for 2 days previous and we new she wouldn't make it because she had gastro intestinal shock which means her organs were shutting down one by one. There was no way to stop it from happening. Luckily we (my family) had enough notice that we could go up and be with her one last time before she went. The scary part is it wasn't the shock that killed her... they wanted to put her on a respirator but she said no. So she only had one little oxygen mask to help her breath and early sunday morning as my sister sat by her bed sleeping, my grandma decided it was time to go and pulled her oxygen mask off. Her levels fell and she passed peacefully knowing that we all loved her very much. It's still hard for me to deal with beca

Lighting/dvd Screensi have put blue under body lights on my car moved the sterio system from the trunk to the back seat , and now i am mounting two 7" dvd players/screens in the trunk lid.

MondayI know it is a long shot, but just wanted to let everyone know that there is a little shin dig being tossed at my place on Monday. Should kick off about 1 or so. I have been told that there will be a keg, margaritas, some type of daiquiri, food, and live music. There will be a moonbounce for the kids, and lots of fun.
Just wanted you all to know. I will find sober person and give them the camera.

Naughty ApplicationREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!

Bye ByeI am once again cleaning my friend's list. This time I will also be weeding out my family list. Simply because if we don't talk, ya don't need to be there.
Then there are a few of you who are permanent fixtures because we've been friends for 90 forevers and we'll always be that way.
Anywho, if you get clicked off.....it was nice having ya as a dust collector for however long ya were there.
Tata, Mary

Dirty Nursery Rhymes < Very Explicit> Dont Read If Offended EasilyLittle Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
bored with this life, so complex.
So she ask the spider to crawl up inside her,
and give her kinky sex.
Little Boy blew all over town,
Spreading his "Music" all around.
Trying to help his family put food on the table,
He was getting paid to blow so now he was able
Little Jack Horner stood on the corner
soliciting some "pie"
When he discovered the hooker was his mother,
it made the little boy cry.
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep,
Can't remember where she left him.
Tied to the bed with his arms and leg's spread,
with her memory he's as good as dead.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
He lives on Drewry Lane.
The whole town thinks he's gone insane,
the Muffin Mans into whips and chains.
There was an Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe..
Had so many children from the men that she went through.
Old Lady was a nympho in constant need of cock.
She cant even house her children,
little long the stupid sock.
Just for a laugh hah

Self ControlMy soul lingers
on the brink.
Where do I turn?
When can I blink?
I wander through
dark, dark streets,
Trying to find
my own retreat.
I stumble upon
a bright lit place.
In the window
is your round face.
I walk right in
eyes straight on you,
speaking in rhyme
somehow you knew.
I followed you,
straight into day.
Walked behind
all the long way.
Some days later
we were to halt.
But don't worry
it's not your fault.
An obstacle
blocked our way.
Wanting you
to never stray.
You spoke about it,
sharing many
emotions, but
did it show any?
You then left me
holding many
a question;
at least twenty.
Then it happened,
all was forgone.
I felt alone;
like It was a con.
Then it clicked,
what had to happen,
I'd held it in,
now it all came forth.
The anger surged,
I felt ecstatic.
Nothing could stop me
I was fanatic.
I wanted to go.
I needed to kill.
Nothing could stop me,
it was such a thrill.
Then it hurt,
like a broken heart

The OneWOW, YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE AND JUST COMPLETLY FALL FOR THEM....IVE GOT THESE FEELINGS THAT ARE SO FREAKING STRONG IT JUST TAKES CONTROL OF EVERYTHING...IM TOTALLY INTO THE DEEP END HERE...ITS JUST LIKE WHOA....I CANT EVEN FIND THE RIGHT WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS...ALITTLE SOMETHING FOR NOW~~~TRUELY~MADLY~DEEPLY~I REALLY HOPE THIS COULD BE IT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE...WE JUST CLICK...YOU KNOW LIKE THE PEANUT TO MY BUTTER....JUST RUNNING CIRCLES IN MY HEAD....

Odd.Even though it's Thursday and still rather busy I don't have much to do.
I don't know how I'm going to make myself look busy for the next 'Keith' knows how many hours.
On another note... In less than a week....

Our Soldiers They Are Not AloneSo many men and women,
have given up their life.
So you and I sleep safely,
in our beds at night.
Marching across an entire country,
trying to set it free.
So they can have some human rights,
just like you and me.
They march along these dirt filled streets,
not knowing where to step.
Looking around for terrorist,
and where there bombs are kept.
Never having time to sleep,
or to just sit down and rest their feet.
Taking an extra minute or so,
to just write home to the ones they know.
They withstand pressures everyday,
that we could not understand.
Anger, fear and hostility,
sweep across this land.
Never knowing who to trust,
who is friend or foe.
Giving it everything they have,
frustration starts to show.
They stand together like family,
catching eachothers back.
working under pressure,
their courage never lacks.
To lose a fellow soldier,
is a loss felt by them all.
There's nothing like the pain they feel,
to see a soldier fall.
This is a simple l

Help Her Outthis person is a dear friend of mine show her some love lets help her level up ty
come on yall she almost there you can do it i know you can
love&respect
http://www.fubar.com/user/1016628

How Freaky Are You In Bed? ( Wow I Got A 61)HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? ( WOW I GOT A 61)
1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK
2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE
3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY
4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
A. STRAWBERRIES
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI
5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
A. NIGHT
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON
6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
A. FALL
B. SUMMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER
7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?
a-HEADBOARD
b-NO HEADBOARD
8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H-CANCER
I-PISCES
J-AQUARIUS
K-TAURUS
L-SAGITARIUS
9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
A. ASRTO VAN
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
C. PARK
D. AIR PLANE
E. PARENTS ROOM
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE

Stepping Away For A While....Due to the fact that this new job that I am embarking on is taking more time than I thought I would....I won't be on as much as I have been in the past. I might have the site up and running on my computer but I am not going to be able so sit down and chat or even exchange too many funnies, etc. I have met many great people on here and I really appreciate your understanding in all of this. Please send what you want and I'll get back with you as soon as I can.
D

A Love Like DiamondsAs the sun sets leaving lavender sky behind
I sit here and ponder all the things on my mind
The sea adorned with diamonds, reflecting the skies
I imagine looking deeply into your eyes
The tranquil marine air surrounding me at dusk
Envelops me slowly like the scent of your musk
The ocean swells slowly as if taking a breath
For if it were to cease it would surely mean death
Gently a light wind blows and caresses my face
I only wish to have you in this peaceful place
While darkness approaches and takes unyielding hold
And I watch the quiet evening's events unfold
The sun below the horizon gone for the night
I gaze to where the diamonds recently shone bright
Alas, they have faded, and that, seemingly soon
But they'll return later by the light of the moon
I desire to look into your eyes and compare
The brightness to the diamonds I saw shining there
I want to embrace you closely all through the night
Wake and tell you I love you at the dawn's fir

Naughty ApplicationREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?.
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwords?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU

Morning , Friends .If you decide to .......be sure you forward it so that the coffee will continue to pour.
http://www.michaelhodges.com/missing.html
We can pretend we are sharing a good cup of coffee, while enjoying....
Good Morning Blessings...
If it stops with you,
then the blessing will disappear.
The blessing will only keep working
if it is continuously passed around.
If you are a recipient of a blessing,
Keep the blessing working
by being the source of blessing to other people.
This morning when I awoke
And saw the sun above,
I softly said, "Good morning, Lord,
Bless everyone I love"
Right away I thought of you and said a loving prayer,
That He would bless you specially,
and keep you free from care.
I thought of all the happiness a day could hold in store,
I wished it all for you because no one deserves it more.
I felt so warm and good inside,
my heart was all aglow.
I know God heard my prayers for

Latest News On MeI now have a phone line but now i have to wait for broadband to be put in so i'll be back to normal within 2-3 weeks

Sorrie.Sorrie everyone that I have not been on. Depression sucks. I am not ignoring anyone at all.
I just haven't been myself at all.
Shit with the drs isn't going all well and now the other problems I have had before are coming back now. This sucks, but I can't help it.
*sigh* mebbe I was ment to die early in my life, I dunno.
Just so you all know that I do luv you guys and thank you for always being there for me when I needed it the most.
But rite now I am severely depressed and its getting worse. So I will try real hard to get on here once in a while to let you all know I am alive. I guess.

Lamb Of God And AtlantaHuh? twat did you say i cunt hear you.. Your damn right i can't hear a fuckin thing. Best metal show ever... Behemoth was fuckin awesome.. 3 inches of blood was aight ... Hate breed got me off my feet.. But...Lamb of God RAWWWWWWWWWKD. I lost my voice and my neck hurts and it's all b/c LOG... OMERTA!!!!!!!

This WeekendWell some funn for me time for the japanesse festival woo hoo just when I needed it, anyone else wanna come with me and brother? lol

Beware The Insidious ScotsThey've been infiltrating the U.S. for years. First they distracted us with pretty people like Sean Connery, Angus McFayden and Gerard Butler just to get us off guard.
Now they are infiltrating our music - with The Jesus and Mary Chain, Franz Ferdinand, KT Tunstall, Snow Patrol and Paolo Nutini.
They must be stopped from invading us completely. I volunteer myself to help stop them by breeding them out - one Scot at a time! Its a sacrifice, but its for the honor of my country!

PiercedSo Addicted
I am addicted to being pierced.
I have had my nose, hood, tongue, (right ear) helix & lobe, (left ear) lobe and now industrial.
I took my nose piercing out a very long time ago and my hood piercing as well.
(here we go again…) lol
I got an Industrial last night. I am so proud of myself.
It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I didn’t even make a face.
Damn straight I’m a hard ass… hahaha!!!
When all is said and done I will have my industrial, tragus, rook & lobe done on my left ear
and my helix, tragus, rook & lobe on my right.

The "don't Even Ask" Album!Ok. I gotta ask you ladies this. What the hell is up with the "don't even ask" albums? You know what I'm talking about. Some of you even threaten to delete, and block us guys if we even so much as think about asking to see!
Come on ladies! How do gain access to this "forbidden" file if we don't ask? We're guys! We see that red NSFW tag attached to them, and we KNOW it's you nekid pics, so...WE'RE GONNA ASK! It is our mission in life to see boobies! We can't help it. Don't punish us for it. Now some of you are saying "but Austin. Some of our private pics are not nudes, just pics of family and shit." this rant does not apply to you. Although, I would suggest labeling them in a manner the would let us perverts know that they not nudies!
And I'm sure we will stop asking to see them.
Let's face it. If you didn't want anyone to see your NSFW pics, then you wouldn't have put them on the INTERNET! If they are TRUELY "private," then keep them on your computer, and don't post them on a soci

For All Those Who Stood Beside Me And Still Stand Beside MeI am traveling a long hard road
it seems there is no end.
you stood beside me my friend
and i thank you.
I can never repay you back for
everything that you did for me.
i am thankful everyday that we
are friends.
you will always be that part of
my life that i will never forget.
as the years go by i hope that
you will still be standing right
next to me.
I will always be walking beside you.
No matter what happens or where the
road may lead look beside you
cause i will always be there.
I will be there to wipe away your
tears.
even though the distance between us
is long you will always be close and
never that far away.
True friends are hard to find and true
friends will never be forgot.
so whenever you need a shoulder to cry
on or just an ear to listen i will be
here always.
there will never be a day that i wont be
thinking about you, or wish
that i was there.
but know you are always in my thoughts
and prayers.
and in my eyes you will always be
very speci

It's Going To Be A Nice, Long Weekend!I'm really glad that I get out early tomorrow from work and I have monday off too, it will be nice to relax for the next 4 days!
Too bad I don't got any beer or liquor to celebrate! D'oh!
Guess I might go hit up the state store this weekend. They had a bottle of rumrunner that looked really yummy!
My older 2 kids had their first day of school today, they were so excited, they actually got up on their own this morning around 6:45 am without even fighting with me!
That's about it for now, I'm still writing my book for those of you who don't know about my goal to become an author.
Hope yinz all have a great holiday weekend!
Rhonda loves ya!

Personal Raini feel the warm drops
fall upon my face
the salty taste
reaches my lips
tears of pain again
wishing the rain would
wash them away
but the tears are always there
my own rainstorm
all because i miss you

I FeelI feel hurt
I feel sad
I feel mad
I feel anger
I feel hopeless I feel faithless
I have hand's but can't I can't feel the them I ask
I have ear's I ask why i can here but can't feel I still can here
I have eye's I can see I can see I can see thing that other people can't see I ask my self over in over I ask them but they don't relpy. They say they love me than they are gone I can't feel them but in a moment i can feel them upon me than it's gone.

CourtQ: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cat

As You Know Twisted Pixie And I Are Twins And Can So Hear Her Saying This~lol~There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in
St.Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge
Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of
these 100 year old twin biddies.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to
her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer
together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up
close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"

Caption It | Vol.1 | 006RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog
Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is!
(Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out!
The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple.
1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions.
2. Comment with a caption of your own!
You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like.
3. Have fun!!!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.

Only In America!!!! (funnies)1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
7. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package s of eight.
8. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
9. Onl

Special Friends Folder!I am considering a photo folder to add those I consider my special friends......people who have helped me level, helped me help a friend level, kept constant contact with me throughout my history on here....things like that! If you wind up on my list, then you have made my life better in some form or another!
Just a small tribute to those of you who are caring and considerate! People don't get enough recognition for those qualities these days....this is just MY way of showing you how much you are appreciated!
If any of my friends wish for me not to use their pic in this folder, please contact me and let me know!!!
THANKS.......YOU ARE WORTH A MILLION TO ME!!!

Making Things RightWhat more can one do
To get that nail down to the wood
With one blow?
The crooked piece of metal
Twitted my brain
For not having the sense
To task a stronger son in tow
or favor equipment the job dispense
And there it was, daunting,
This mocking nail before me.
Walking thru our daily grind
Godlings thru the core
From birth to bloom to wrinkle
We straighten a tie, We right a few,
we wrong so much more.
I come to your sickbed probing
No more the maiden smiles I knew
The vines you loved to bough
Exchanged with intravenous lines ,
Machines that propped you as a scarecrow
Commanding your breath on cue
In your longing gaze I saw
A Life well-spent in cheers
And the wisdom of your thoughts
To “Let go…Let go..”
Flowing out with your tears.
Stumbling Toddler,Foolhardy Kiss
Even by the time we set,
We miss, we miss
‘Neath melted ice, comes no surprise
Reminding us the score
Our frailty bleeds without a fight
When ever was it right ?
What was all Perfecti

Pissed OffYou need to stop worrying about what other people are thinking (if that's an issue), and just get started on the next big thing. You might have to enlist the aid of a few extra friends and allies.
That was my horoscope for today and I found it very ironic because last night and the past few days that is all I've done, is worry about what everyone else is thinking about me. Lately a lot of people have been judging me and without good enough reason. People have not taken the time to get to know the real me, but instead prefer to see what they want to see and hear what they want to hear. I'm a good person, or least I've always tried to be. I always try to listen to people when they need someone to talk to. I tend to be open minded, caring and understanding. I'm slowly learning that so many people are different in their own way and that those are the things that make us special and wonderful, as opposed to being things that we should judge and hate. Anyway, somehow I lost my point

ConfusedSome days you seem so close
like you stand right before me
But then the next day you seem so far
like each other we can't see,
Each day is like a roller coaster
with my stomach turning upside down
You stand there looking
but yet you don't utter a sound,
I feel so confused and
my heart is being torn at its seams
And every night that I sleep
you seem to linger in my dreams,
Every time I look at you
I forget all my thoughts
And right then and there
it's you that my heart has sought,
Every time I hope
it turns into something bad
So for right now I'll stop thinking
And maybe things won't end up sad.

Last Few DaysRight remember i bored you all with my break up now i am gonna bore you some more...
My ex and i have continued to share the flat since the break up...basically cos my dungeon is here so it's not just home but work too. But now i have to move out as he is and i can't afford the rent on my own. So i am moving to my kids house well my house they use and abuse.
Un fortunately when i move i will not have the internet for a while .... thank the gods i hear you cry she won't be able to bore us any more .....well not for a few days we do have internet cafes in merry old England ....lol.
Any way just wanted to say ihave met a great load of friends on here and i am gonna miss the whole damn lot of you.
Any way i shall be about till monday rthen who knows when ...take care now xxx

Dumbest Celebrity Quotes EverThe Blondes
Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"
Paris - "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Kimberly Stewart - (on Jennifer Aniston) "I like her cuz she's like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it's not like she's gorgeous or anything."
Alicia Silverstone - "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
The Leaders
George Bush - "Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."
Arnold Schwarzanegger - "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mommy."
The Georgraphically-Challenged:
Britney Spears - "I get

Single White Femaleshe's supposed to be your friend, you are supposed to trust here, but little and little you discover the jealousy, insecurity, and the constant competition with you that she possesses, it starts with little things like your favorite song maybe or a silly little catch phrase, then the competition over your dates and friends and even your work. It spirals out into something much larger before you notice it and you begin to wonder where it will end. Why do they want to be you? Why are they not happy with theirself? Have they done this before. Is it serious or have you imagined it's severity? More and more you hear from people that she is talking to them.. i mean your friends on the internet too? what she kept their name and messaged them>? I mean you trust someone when u r their friend and you expect a certain level of honesty and respect. Does she have my login?.. what other problems have been created? It's a scary thing... ain't stalking illegal?... or perhaps this is considered iden

Waitingwaiting patiently for the chance
to touch you passionately
to kiss your tender lips
to hold you as we sleep
waiting patiently fot the chance
to whisper sweet nothings
to tell you i care
to tell you i love you
so i wait patiently for you

8 Locations For A Quickie8 Locations For A Quickie
Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home.
So next time, when you're out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed....
Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do.
But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are seven places where you might want to consider grinding into your girl the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist.
1- Elevator
An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the eleva tor (given

While The Cat's Away...A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:
"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

GrrrrIm gettin ready to go to bed, but i needed to vent a little...I hate how some people add you to there list just to have alot of people on there....Then you go and ask them something and there too good to respond to you...Im cleaning up my list...gettin rid of everyone I dont talk too...cause unlike some people...this isnt too show everyone how popular I am....ok im going to bed...peace

Someday"SOMEDAY"
SOMEDAY SHE'LL COME,
AND BE BY MY SIDE.
SHE WON'T BE AFFRAID,
TO HOLD ME TIGHT.
SOMADAY I'LL KNOW,
WHO SHE IS.
BY HOLDING HER HAND,
AND JUST ONE KISS.
SOMEDAY SHE'LL FIND ME,
AND TAKE AWAY MY PAIN.
JUST ONE LOOK,
AND EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE.
SOMEDAY MY LIFE,
WILL BE COMPLETE.
NO MORE ANGER,
NO MORE DEFEAT.
SOMEDAY I'LL LAUGH,
AND NO MORE TEAR'S.
BECAUSE SHE'LL BE HERE,
FOR THE REST OF MY YEAR'S.....
by ;Paul A.
8-30-07

Hold Me Tonight"HOLD ME TONIGHT"
HOLD ME TONIGHT,
AND STAY BY MY SIDE.
FEEL MY PAIN,
AND PLEASE DON'T CRY.
HOLD ME TONIGHT,
AND SEE WHO I AM.
DON'T BE AFFRAID,
I KNOW I'M DAMNED.
HOLD ME TONIGHT,
I WILL NOT GO.
AND BEFORE THE NIGHT END'S,
YOU WILL KNOW.
HOLD ME TONIGHT,
AND LOOK IN MY EYE'S,
SEE MY PASSION,
AND KNOW I'LL TRY.
HOLD ME TONIGHT,
AS I TURN OUT THE LIGHT'S.
A KISS ON THE CHEEK,
AS I SAY GOO-NIGHT.....
by;Paul A.
8-30-07

So Far AwayThis is my life
Its not what it was before
All these feelings I’ve shared
And these are my dreams
That I’d never lived before
Somebody shake me
Cause I, I must be sleeping
Now that we're here,
It's so far away
All the struggle we thought was in vain
All the mistakes,
One life contained
They all finally start to go away
Now that we're here its so far away
And I feel like I can face the day
I can forgive and I’m not ashamed to be the person that I am today
These are my words
That I’ve never said before
I think I’m doing ok
And this is the smile
That I’ve never shown before
Somebody shake me
Cause I, I must be sleeping
I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me
Afraid of waking
Please don't shake me

A Prayer For Our TroopsSo many men and women,
with their honor leave their home.
To fight a war in another country.
Their futures so unknown.
They had to leave their family,
could you imagine that.
Your loved one so far away,
never knowing where they're at?
These brave souls have traveled great distance,
and show so little fear.
Clinging to a picture,
to keep their loved one near.
We need to stand united,
and back their every play.
As a country get together,
to bow our heads and pray.
Dear father lord in Heaven,
please hear our nations cry.
Keep these men and women safe,
Our tears please help us dry.
You see they fight a war,
a battle not their own.
Their dedication and loyalty,
they have surely shown.
Lord in Heaven, Father above
show these brave souls all of your love.
Keep them safe and out of harm.
Carry them gently in your arms.
In Gods name we pray.....
Amen

A Piece From A Story I Am Working On!A few more miles to go, just a few, and I will finally get to meet him!! Thinking back to all the phone conversations, the instant messages, my mind races at the thought of what the meeting will be like! I have played it over and over in my mind, but will it be the same?
As I look ahead at the road I see the exit sign I need and slowly merge into that lane, ready to veer off into the land where I will meet the one who has expressed his desire to meet so vehemently! Why am I so compelled to meet him? I have longed for this for so long. Over the last few months, we have shared so many thoughts, so many feelings, I felt as though I had known him all my life! In some respects, just from talking to him I felt as though I had met my soul mate! So many things that were coincidental. The finishing of each others sentences, the things we have in common, words that were said to each other that coincided with things we have only dreamed of, feeling each other so strongly that we knew whe

Freedom Fighters... American MilitarySoldiers standing brave and true,
a gun placed in their hands.
Marching step by step
in a strange and foreign land.
Fighting for a country
They knows is not their land.
But they are American soldiers
always willing to lend a hand.
So many of their loved ones
left behind to pray.
That theirs is one of the soldiers
that live to fight another day.
I wonder how the world goes on
with this thing called war.
I guess I just don't understand
What are we fighting for?
So I will stand and salute you
give you all my thanks.
From the ones that fly the planes.
To the ones that drive the tanks.
The ones that march the ground,
doing what they feel is right.
To the ones out on the ships
in the ocean night after night.
I want you all to know
your homeland misses you,
we will welcome you with open arms.
When all of this is through.
To those who paid the ultimate price,
who gave their lives, the sacrifice.
You will forever be known as heroes
that's true.
For you are t

LoveWhat would tou think if i told you
That the skie weren't allways ble
That oxygen mae it colour that way
And that my favourite star was you
What would you think if i told you.
That i could myself in your eyes .
Would you think me disgusting.
If i told you my feeling won't die.
What would you think if i told you.
I'm under your spell every day.
Would you sweep me along , and hold me.
Or just shrug , dissaprove , turn away.
What would you think if i told you.
I really don't care what you think.
Because as long as you'll stay my friend anyway.
At least i'll have some sort of link.
What would you think if i told you.
I'll be watching every thing that you.
Because as long as i know the perfect figure of you.
Forever i'll say that i love you.

I've SeenIVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND IT'S IN YOU.IN EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND IN EVERTHING YOU DO.IT'S A PERFECT LIGHT THAT SHINES FOR ALL TO SEE.IT RADIATES FROM YOU AND HAS PIERCED THE HEART OF ME,THE LIGHT IS FROM A FRIEND,I AM VERY THANKFUL IN EACH AND EVERYWAY.FOR THIS FRIEND LIFTS MY SPIRITS UP EVERY PASSING DAY.TO KNOW THAT FRIEND IS THERE FOR ME ,IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.BECAUSE IT IS YOUR FRIENDSHIPS LIGHT UPON WHICH MY VERY SOUL THRIVES.SO THANK YOU ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH,BUT THEY ARE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW.IT IS YOU LIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP THAT GIVES MY WORLD IT'S GLOW.THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP WITH ME.FOR IT IS THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE THAT ARE TRULY UNFORGETTABLE.FRIENSHIP

The Ugly BusUgly Bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

Happyness!I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
It has been almost one year from the time I met Arlee. Thinking back on this year I think about how happy I have been and how lucky I am to have him in my life. For those of you who do not know Arlee and I are planning to get married when we get the chance. I have been so happy, and I love Arlee so very much. The last year has not been all fun and games. We've gone threw our fair share of ruff times and still come out on top and more in love with each other in the end.
Every morning when I wake up I feel like the luckiest woman alive because I get to wake up next to the most amazing man I have ever known! Arlee is my lover, my confidant, my cohort, my beloved, my guiding light, and my best friend. Everything to me and more! My life is better now because of Arlee and there is nothing that I would change about our relationship.
Arlee, I just wanted you to know that I love you and I always will. I love who you are and everything you do f

My Job Here Is Done!So after I watched TV with Luvy and did some homework, I decided to teach her the words to "Ohio is For Lovers".
Great song.
Anyway she nailed it then made me laugh really hard by doing Casey's growling/screaming parts.
Funny kid. :D
How's everyone today?
Remember Thursday = my busy day at work so don't expect shouts to get answered for quite some time.

Dark In Here...A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it.”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$25.00”
The next few weeks find the boy and her mother’s lover in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball mitt.”
The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy: “$75.00”
Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.” The boy says, “I can’t, I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy: “$100.00”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcha

InfoBDSM 101 the very basics made simple.
By The Goddess Lakshimi
D/S, S/M and B/D are the terms most often used in society today. They are distinctly different in that D/S stands for Dominance and Submission, S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism while B/D stands for Bondage and Discipline. These are three distinctly different life styles.
But remember at all time and in each of the separate lifestyles all actions must be SAFE, SANE AND CONSENSUAL.
The terms are not interchangeable, yet one lifestyle may lead into the other or may overlap another depending upon the limits agreed upon by both consenting parties.
As the relationship continues to grow and expand the limits may be changed by both parties and therefore lead from one lifestyle to the next.
S/M may be and usually is incorporated in both or either of the other two lifestyles in one form or another or may be considered a separate lifestyle on it's own.
These lifestyles might better be referred to as a form of al

Just Playing A Bit!!I was just playing a bit and thought I would post to see what ya think?? Don't be too harsh now!
He comes home late from work, its dark, none of the lights in the house are on......he walks up to the door, opens it and flips the switch.....nothing happens, so he flips it again a few more times, still nothing......
He accesses the mini flash light attached to his keychain, (cursing under his breath about how a fuse must have blown or the electric must have went out) shines it around....the house looks deserted, but something is laying on the floor and he can hear soft music playing.......he shuts the door, walks over to what is lying on the floor, picks it up and realizes it is a rose petal........he searchs the floor a bit more and notices a slight trail of petals......he starts to follow it and realizes it leads to the bathroom......as he draws closer to the bathroom he notices a glow coming from under the door and his ears pick up the now more volumous, exquisite music comi

8/30/07Your home life could be everything you had hoped for today -- or it could be everything you want to avoid. The good news is that if you're unhappy, it won't last long -- you'll lighten up in just a couple of days.
Those that are close to me know that the past few days have been a roller coaster. Thankfully that is getting better and I am actually smiling this morning.
Home life...yep I avoid that one all the time with the two monkeys fighting! Haha gotta love them though!

Who Could Be A HeroWhenever I ask kids to tell about their favorite hero, most of them speak about Batman, Spiderman, Wonder woman or others like them. Heroes endowed with super powers, conforming to the image the media wants to portray. Children look up to them hoping to be like them, dreaming of the day when something remarkable will happen in their lives.
Yet out of many of the children, there is one or two who do not have the tall, muscular, super powered heroes in their minds. They speak about ordinary people; people like their father or mother who have made a difference in their lives. It makes me wonder if adult, like children, need in this chaotic and ruthless world...heroes.
Childhood seems much too short for an adult. They can’t help but look back and wonder what happened to those days when they would sit and play with figures of their superhero; dreaming of making a difference in the world. Many of us were told by our loved ones; we were and are special; why perhaps we still don’

FriendsYou may not have ever seen me
But you know that I am here.
You can feel me in your heart
As you enter each new day.
I will always be there for you
I am your friend.
Someone to share the good times
As well as the bad.
I make no judgments by what you say
I just listen with my heart and
Hope to be of help in anyway I can.
I will be there for you now and forever
And always please remember
I am your friend!

Quit While You're AheadQuit while you're ahead
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the who

Waste Of TimeThats what life has been. Too bad we dont have magical powers that allow us to see into the future so we can see what mistakes we are going to make and find a way to avoid it. Or maybe being like Superman and have the ability to turn back time and righting the wrong before it affects people. It doesnt matter who you are or what you do, we all end up six feet under. Your legacy only lasts for so long unless you make a huge impact that is felt world wide. Fact is that only a small percentage is capable of making that impact. We all want the best in life but never reach out and try to achieve it.
So what does everyone do? We settle for what is in front of us. We are all guilty of doing it. We do and say things that arent the truth but sound right at the time. We take people into our lives and at first accept them as if they are the most important person in the world only to cast them out when they become nonessential to us. We drag people along hoping we can make