Is Colin Kaepernick James Lofton’s Son?

Like suggesting that Taylor Swift actually possesses talent, the most interesting rumors often wind up having no merit. But when a friend of mine suggested that current 49ers stud quarterback Colin Kaepernick was actually the bastard son of Hall of Fame wide receiver James Lofton, it was just too juicy of a story to turn my back on.

The Rumor

On December 18th, 1986, James Lofton was at a Green Bay singles bar called The Top Shelf even though he was married and a father. He and a woman not named Beverly Lofton (his wife) made their way to an elevator, but that’s when the woman insisted Lofton instead forced her into a stairwell and made her perform what was known in the 1980′s as a “sex act.”

The result of that interaction was Colin, who was born the following year in Milwaukee, adopted by the Kaepernicks, and raised for several years in New London, WI until the family moved west to California for the remainder of his childhood.

People who insist this is true cite how closely Kaepernick resembles a young James Lofton:

The DUD Breakdown

1) Let’s start with the pictures, shall we? They’re both professional football players with a dark skin tone. So, by that rationale, I guess we should we also assume then that Ice Cube is the father of Earl Sweatshirt. I mean, after all, both are black rappers from Los Angeles.

2) Kaepernick was born on November 3, 1987. That was roughly 10 1/2 months after the alleged sex act between Lofton and his accuser.

3) Kaepernick was born in Milwaukee. Lofton’s accuser and Kaepernick’s supposed mother was from Michigan. Lofton and his wife did have a house in Milwaukee, but before you open your fat piehole and let out an “ah-hah,” let’s dive even further into this.

4) Lofton himself admitted that his accuser gave him a beej in the stairwell, but no actual plowing, essential for conceiving a child on this planet unless you are in a fertility clinic or a Christian. Even the Brown County prosecutor was seeking a conviction on second degree sexual assault charges, not first degree. By Wisconsin law, if a pregnancy would have resulted from the assault, Lofton would have gone to trial for first degree sexual assault.

5) Just a quick side note to the trial, Lofton was found not guilty by a jury of Packers fans from Rock County.

Colin Kaepernick is not the end result of James Lofton sexually assaulting a woman in a Green Bay stairwell. Well, unless a Milwaukee woman named Heidi Russo was the Iron Mountain woman who gave Lofton the beej after a night of underage drinking in a Green Bay singles bar and her fallopian tubes are connected to her throat and because of that abnormality, a child was conceived and was in her womb for 10 1/2 months. And if you believe that, as soon as you’re finished with your book about Elvis killing JFK, leave a comment below…

Actually, “Mony,” the legal drinking age in Wisconsin was changed to 21 on September 1, 1986. Lofton got his beej on December 18, 1986. Go take your fucking roids and keep digging, but we think this bitch is air tight.

Kaepernick possesses the genetic makeup of a professional athlete 6’4″ 220 blazing speed, rifle arm and talent. None of these things can be taught, they are chromosomal and are very similar to Mr Lofton, and yes, they look similar in many ways. His birthmother was also a athletic three sport star at her high school and 5’10″, and knew Colin would be an athlete, making sure he was adopted by sport enthusiasts. She also knows who the father is and where he lives. She has the decency to keep that private since Lofton has a life that would be complicated enough by news like this,to motivate continued silence. Trying to make a connection with the incident at the Top Shelf misses the point completely. The greater point is Lofton was a womanizer with enumerable opportunities to impregnate any of the many young women who throw themselves at star athletes. Kaepernick’s seed is not some average black dude that a white girl from a small town picked up in the hood. That isnt how genetics work. So fuck you and your stupid ass farce of a publication.

Russo HAS taken the high road. It’s known around these parts that CKs birth father is in fact JL. A well known womanizer, this was one of his (H)Oops babies. Another one of the dancers at that infamous now-begone State St tittybar had aborted. So yeah, I also 100% agree with Chelios.

Lofton is Kap’s dad, period. I have sources that confirm 100%. It is surprising how quiet this has been kept. Partly cause of Lofton’s status as HOFer. He doesnt want this exposed at all. If you still have your doubts look up a picture of his ‘legitimate son’, Kap’s half brother.

The assumption of the article is that Lofton had sex with only one other woman outside his marriage. As with most professional athletes, they have multiple opportunities to engage in coitus with multiple females throughout most of their careers. I find the resemblance rather close, and CK’s athleticism mimics Loftons at the same age.
If you hang around the bars in Green Bay you hear all kinds of things about many players current and past.

David Lofton & Colin Kaepernick do resemble, especially the side profile. Now that kaepernick has a beard, I can’t help but notice how his grows in the same pattern as Lofton’s in his youth. It’s interesting, Heidi Russo being so quiet about who this guy is – would make sense if he were famous, that would be a bigger story than her contacting him and would be story lines all on their own.

Look I grew up in the Green Bay area and watched Lofton all the time. I have talked to people who know, but they have too much class and no real reason to start a big story. So all I can say is its fact. That said i am amazed when i watch video of Kap at training camp for example, all his body motion and physique is like time traveling into the past and watching a young Lofton practice at Clarke Hinkle field. Do a little utube search and you should be able to see exactly what I mean.

This Colin doesn’t look like the product of an American black and a white woman I would bet his bio father is North African Egyptian ,Moroccan maybe Ethiopian but not American black! The nose the shape of the head the skin tone just doesn’t fit ! Wonder of the mother was in college somewhere that she might have had contact with a foreign born Arab student !?? That would make him Muslim also?!!

Actually, you CAN get pregnant by oral sex.
It has been proven that, upon ejaculation, some seminal fluid can drip or splatter on the vaginal area accidently and the spermatazoa will follow the trail of vaginal fluids up into the vagina and enter through the cervix. Kinds of like salmon going upstream to spawn. The spermatazoa can live outside the human body for twenty four hours. Depending on your sperm count, millions upon millions of the cavorting beasties may be going upstream inadvertantly.
And…….call a doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours.

..soooo ummm,basically ur sayin ummm that,ummmm Colin kaepernick was conceived through his biological mothers esophagus.coz i think i may have done the same thing coz the last broad who gave me some beej got the mumps