10 Best Quotes From Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 5: “You Don’t Have Boyfriends — You Have Life Rafts”

Whoa. What a difference a week makes. Last week, there was nothing funny spoken for an entire two hours. Which is strange because the show was only, like, forty-five minutes long. So, we were thrilled with the melange of real talk, accidental hilarity, and perfectly timed zingers on Season 6, Episode 5: “Monstrous Ball.” 10. Product placements always hold up to the test of time. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg) : “There’s no Viagra for a career that’s gone soft.”9. We get it. You’re young. Serena’s young. Comedy.Sage (Sophia Black-D’Elia): “So much for me being the only teenager on my father’s arm tonight.” 8. Says Lily van der Woodsen, guys. Lily (Kelly Rutherford): “Let’s face it, Serena. You don’t have boyfriends. You have life rafts.” 7. Sometimes we can’t tell if he’s trying to be funny or not. Which is funny.Nate (Chace Crawford): “Well, her dad doesn’t usually come up in conversations. Could it be that Steven hooked up with your mom in a dungeon in grade school?”6. Touche, Chuck. Chuck (Ed Westwick): “What is your interest?” Ivy (Kaylee DeFer): “To get Lily to leave me alone.” Chuck: “May I suggest you stop following her around in cabs?” 5. Save feminism for the olds, right guys?Serena (Blake Lively): “I should probably go get a manicure so my hands look perfect.” 4. Yeah, because then this show might be more amusing.Blair (Leighton Meester): “Unfortunately, kids today aren’t like us.”3. Did we hear that right?Chuck: “Well, I hope your third time coming out is the charm.” 2. Real talk, party of one.Dan (Penn Badgley): “You ended up with no one. Chuck will never finish fighting with his father. And that ring around your neck will never be on your finger.” 1. We’ll accept that.Blair: “Serena’s enthusiasm is like the bat signal for bad ideas.”Bonus: Apparently Rufus was watching a different show than we were.Rufus (Matthew Settle): “I’m not so sure about that. Money caused all my problems with Lily.” Want more Gossip Girl goodness?Like us on Facebook or follow us onTwitter! You know you love us. XOXO