Miraculously, Amy Winehouse finds herself in Heaven

One of the first angels she recognises is Princess Diana. "Hi, Di" says Amy "how come you've got a black halo - is it a tribute to my album "Back to Black?"
"You really are still out of it, aren't you, Amy" replies Di "It's not a halo, it's a steering wheel."

Not posted in Writers Room, coz I got it by txt, so can't claim originality.