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A:(Ang enters and removes her Tweedy Bird
yellow sweater... flings it toward the chair... misses... lands on the dog...
who runs off draped by it)

Z:Nice headlights.(Zi shouts and points to her chest)

A:Curvy!(She hustles into the office and announces, unaware that Zi had been
commenting on her T-shirt which was a depiction of vehicleheadlights strategically placed over... you
guessed it... her headlights)Curvy!

Z:I'm more portly than curvy.(Even as he says it, he sucks in a great
breath, bringing any and all possibly portly to less obvious, not in denial but
to emphasize his point) You are the curvy one.(Drawsa figure eight with his hands)

A:Curvy... that is what I named my CRV.(Pulls out a collapsible wand from her
handbag, flips it open and pings objects here and there as if re-naming
everything just like a magical fairy godmother)Blain the Cane!Jack the
Rack!Huggie! (Huggie was the mirror)

Z:What?Why?(He was not shocked by her
behavior having spent a decade of being witness to it)Why did you name your CRV Curvy?

A:Ah-ha... (Flings out her arms and jumps in
front of him, giving him the full blown effect of her oddity with bouncing
headlight by-product) It is Name Your
Car Day!

Z:You are shatting me.(Does the wide-eyed, bristly brow expression...
just after the headlamps came to rest)

A:I wouldn't shat you.... you are my favorite
turd.(Pings his nose with the
wand)Snortzie!(The wand goes limp like a noodle.Flopping it in dismay)This reminds me of a guy I once dated!(Frowning she puts the wand away)

I was driving with my
friend. We come to a red light and he speeds up and whips right through it. I
start freaking out "Hey man, you're going to get us killed!"

He replies "Relax,
my brother drives like this."

We come to another red
light and he blazes right through. "You're going to get arrested or get us
killed!"

"Relax this is how
my brother drives."

We come to a green light
he stops dead looking both ways. "Dude, it's green you can go."

"Nah man, my
brother might be coming the other way."

A:Again your point... remember I am oblivious to stuff.

Z:You also purvey convoluted logic, seeing things with a different slant.(Slants to one side, watching as she imitates
him unwittingly... and surprisingly because of her old bra-age one headlamp
flops far too low... obviously, falling out of any cup-age)

A:And that's a good thing... right?(The headlights were now configured as if the car was in a front-end
collision... proving her oblivious nature)

Z:Yes... very good.

A:I'll ping-pong a story at you:

Eddie was driving down
the road and a met a car coming the other way. Although there was room to
pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his
window and shouted, 'Pig'. The other driver looked in his rear view
mirror and swore at Eddie. Then his car hit the pig.

Z:Your point?(Dots the air with a
finger)

A:You walk to the beat of a different accordion player.(She plays air-accordion... compressing and
decompressing misaligned headlamps)

Z:Thanks... I guess.

A:What are you going to name your car?

Z:P.O.

A:Pissed off?

Z:No... Paid off!

BOOK
NOOKIE... BY VIXEN BRIGHT AND ZACHARY ZANE EXCERPT

“I think tonight I shall toy with the fantasy of
being a rich debutante, Clare, and my father, a baron, who had hired a virile
stable boy.” She read out loud a book’s inside blurb then looked at the
salacious cover,

The familiar twinges in her pussy encouraged her to
touch. His handsome features and well-developed physique spontaneously spawned
those twitches. “No.”

He studied her as if devouring every stitch of
clothing, chewing them off of her, leaving her vulnerable and naked. “Ye called
me—stunning.”

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