See, they've taken the "Snuggie," As Seen On TV, that fuzzy bag of sloth that people climb into when they want to lay around looking like a cult member. Then they added some Cardinals logos. Presto! Sluggie.

The Cardinals website features only a tiny picture of the Sluggie, so our web editor has created the artist's rendering you see to the right.

Meanwhile, our pal over at Punching Kitty has named this the #1 Best and #1 Worst Cardinals promotion of 2010.