I could eat chips any time just like I could suck on a nice juicy dick... lime... any day of the week. When I was a child, a flamboyant boy, and was introduced to Tostitos Lime Flavored chips, I applied for a job in the same super market that I found them in.

If you've never had the pleasure of witnessing a full-fledged donnybrook at your local McDonalds, you might be missing out. Just as mysterious as the ingredients of their food, these fights can be dangerous and entertaining.

Who doesn't love cereal? Gluten-free fuckheads, leave them out of it because everyone loves cereal besides those assholes. How about cafes, who doesn't love a good one? Well how about combining the two, creating a cafe that only sells cereal?.

In a move to regain some of the lost customers, Chipotle is starting a three month rewards program called 'Chiptopia', after a disappointing year where the chain restaurant dropped 23% in sales prompted by a large scale health scare.