Naked Body Reported in the Forest Is Not What You Think

A “body” was reported near an Ohio forest preserve Thursday afternoon. It turned out, police said, to be a sex doll.

Colerain, a 25-minute drive north of Cincinnati, held the body wrapped in a garbage bag on a hill.

County engineers in Colerain said they saw the body wrapped in a garbage bag near Richard Forest Preserve. Responding officers initially had trouble getting to the scene, and they called a coroner to the site.

When coroners removed the “body” from the garbage bag they found a life-size female sex doll. From a distance, authorities said the doll looked lifelike.

With sex dolls now having their sights on taking over the sex industry, by opening more and more sex doll brothels, apparently, they also allow you to fulfill your murder fantasy.