South African police have released a further statement saying that they also discovered a bloodied cricket bat at Pistorius’s home. Speculation is now that the final blow was with the bat, not his firearm. Apparently, the girlfriend’s skull was crushed. I expect all cricket bats to be made illegal tomorrow.

Professional athletes are too dangerous to have in the home, and should be locked up at the sporting clubs until they’re needed for use. In addition, there should be a world-wide consolidated registry of athletes, and they shouldn’t be allowed across county lines without permission from the home county and destination county’s sheriffs.

No one really needs to play sports, and there’s no way the Founders could have foreseen any of this when the Constitution was written. Amateur Sports should be outlawed, and all sports entertainment should strictly be left to the highly regulated professionals.