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Sunday, August 19, 2012

Interview With Lola

I sat the girl down today and we had a serious talk, it started off trying to figure out the revenge shit every time I go out on my balcony and leave her in the house and well it progressed from there:

1. Me: Lola, why in the hell do you feel the need to shit in front of the refrigerator each and every time I go out. The other day I waited until you ate, then you shit a Great Dane size shit on your paper. I thought it was then safe to go outside. I wasn't gone 10 minutes and what do I find? Three tiny turds about the size of an M&M each in front of the refrigerator! I almost wish I could have seen you straining to get them out, your bowels had to have been completely empty.

Lola: I really don't see the problem here. It was't like I ask you to come in and strain for me. I managed very well thank you and will continue this habit until you learn to take me outside with you. It is not negotiable. Besides it was only three tiny turds, how hard was that to pick up?

2. Me: Why do you do the things you do?

Lola: Obviously you don't listen to Hank Williams Jr., I do it because it's a family tradition. Passed on from pug to pug for many generations.

3. Me: Why do you have to go to the bathroom with me every time I go?

Lola: Seriously? You really ask me that? Mom you can't walk across the room by yourself with causing self harm in some way. Do you really think I would trust you with your bowels and kidneys? Those are things your going to always need. You can learn to do things with them, just look at what all I have learned using just those two body organs.

13 comments:

wicked interview!!! as soon as i saw the word shit i was utterly intrigued, stormy use to do it in our upstairs spare room and occasionally on the matt in the bathroom. he did eventually grow out of it thank god xxx

Wow Lola you sure told your mom..aren't you worried she will take some sort of revenge on you..like not give you a treat..or make you sleep out on the porch....i liked your interview though....stella rose

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Hi! My name is Lola. I live in Alabama with my Mom and My Boy. Oh yeah...and Tucker & Bentley. Tucker is my Mom's Chihuahua, Bentley is my Mom's MinPin. I'm not overly impressed with Tucker but Mom is. Personally, I think he is a spoiled brat. I pretty much run the house, if I don't get things my way I scream. Loudly. I have discovered that Mom will do almost anything to stop the screaming.
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