With more than 30 million plays per month, The EDM Network’s wide range of SoundCloud accounts see a lot of character. Each week, we pick out the hilarious, unknowingly brilliant, or otherwise golden comments of our listeners to amplify their comedy. Let's get to it.

Trend alert: Animal adjectives.

The bass may be kangaroo-esque, but that melody is all aardvark and weasel. Ya know?