"Ice Ice Baby"

"ICE, ICE Baby"

The Lyrics

There are now calls to remove Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and somehow start over. Why? ICE is doing its job. From helping abandoned illegados to raiding places where illegals work, they are enforcing the LAWS we have in place. This parody almost wrote itself... Thx to Vanilla Ice.

"ICE, ICE Baby"

(Sung to Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice)

Yo, Border Control, let's kick it!

ICE, ICE Baby, ICE, ICE Baby

At the border, stop, illegados listen!We won't waste time with upraised fistin'This ain't like a vulture that caws, yo!We're protecting our Culture and our Laws Yo!Will they ever stop? The flow of illegalsWith my Bushnell's and drug sniffing beagles!I've an outfit green and I'm on the scene!We enforce the laws if you get what I mean!

Hunting, Mexican Criminalos!Cut 'em down like maize in the BarriosA permanent wall we are buildingWith Barrett rifle scopes for the gilding!Legal ones stay, illegados are leavin'Start a border war, you'll be grievin'!

Illegados are the problem... can ya dig it!!We gotta shut this down a-fore they-a rig shit!

Now that the USA is TrumpingBuild a wall stop illegal dumping!The Libs say separating kids is obscene...Those aren't kids.. that's MS-13Narcos and Coyotes smuggling humans...ICE sure knows now what to do man!Forget Limo Liberals and Hollywood snobs...The folks in green will be doing their jobs!Apprehending Mofo'sWith barrels of Crystal and Nose BlowThey have Runners on standbyWill they stop? No, they'll do a drive byWith Mac-10's spewing hot leadInnocent ones will wind up deadOr they will find a mass graveof thise who are no longer slaves

Now ICE stands tall as a barrierStopping the Coyotes and drug carriers!Rescuing the kids stranded in desert hellSend them in for aid so that they get well.ICE is calling for a wallSolid and total and twenty feet tall!It's needed to keep out the criminals!It is our border and we're walking tallAs for the ones who want to be hereAvoid the wall area with its violenmce and fearWe'll send you to a place foe smilin'Its an intake like Ellis IslandIts a place for you to find a better lifeIf you're not a criminal here's a Green Card and no strife!

Immigration it is solved with Open and ControlledAn OG idea but inside a new mold!

Take heed, here's how it works!Process immigrants unlike those Open Border jerks!An intake center at various townsRest from your travels then sit your ass downA BG check in case yer from La TreceViolent gangs will not be our mainstay!You passed the check this Green Card is yours(As long as you obey our laws of course)Your religion doesn't matter, Catolico or MuslimBut you must both navigate through the same conundrumOur laws they are secular and quite regularOpportunity is here but it can be granularWork hard so that you don't need a lawyer!

If you want your freedom, the USA's got itCheck out our posts as we flaunt it!

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