“Cured for twelve tender, loving hours, our bacon stands the test of time and the depth of space,” the website says. Pictures of roses formed from bacon and close-ups of the sizzling strips will make mouths water.

To win a dongle, users have to fill out a brief survey about what they love about bacon. More often than not, the website then pulls up an apology video saying the user didn’t win.

“My heart aches for you,” intones a properly horrified actor. “But for more chances to win you can submit additional applications, and if you decide to stay in touch with us, you’ll be one to the first to hear about our next bacon innovation.”

Excited bacon fanatics went online to express their desire for Oscar Mayer’s app.

I need that bacon smelling alarm clock. And 2 lbs of bacon in my fridge.

Bacon aside, scent technology may soon be available for all smartphone users. Japanese company Scentee developed an accessory to diffuse scents and is working with chef Andoni Luis Aduriz of Mugaritz restaurant to create an app for users to smell his dishes, Canoe Technology said.