“Greetings, Earthlings. I come to you in boredom from a planet called Couldn’t Care Less.”

Taylor Momsen looked like her usual ray of sunshine self on Tuesday as she arrived at the BBC Radio One studios in London. C’mon, T-Mom, couldn’t you muster up a little bit of excitement for your jaunt across the pond?

Apparently asking the Gossip Girl star to look anything other than too-cool-for-school and bored beyond belief is as pointless as asking why she despises wearing pants (or any legwear that doesn’t have some kind of hole or rip in it).