UN Security Council Olympic Syria Fail

“The latest UN Security Council FAIL was so grand in style, that by granting Assad one more month to kill his own subject, it truly showed off the world body in the worst possible light.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 UNSC FAIL jokes”

10. Nothing says unimportant like a UNSC vote.

9. Realpolitik: China and Russia aren’t mad that everyone else in the UNSC wants to punish Assad for his bloodthirsty war in Syria. They’re just disappointed that this will probably be the last Mediterranean fire sale they get to p0wn this Summer.

8. Conspiracy: If YoU wANt to know who is protecting Assad and his regime in Syria, follow the RUBbLE.

7. The UN Security Council would be happy to force a peaceful end to the civil war in Syria, if only they were able to inflict enough paper cuts on Bashar Assad and his cronies.