Donatella Versace in a bikini = Adios, future erections!

Here’s renowned fashion designer Donatella Versace on the beach at St. Barts and doing a damn fine job of trying to make me bleed from the eyes. On that note, someone needs to tell Donatella Schindler’s List is a movie, not a fashion statement because, no joke, this woman’s only 53. Until I looked it up, I would’ve sworn her age was beef jerky.

her ass is to be studied. cocaine and ciggs young ladies, this is what you end up with! add stress and an unhealthy body image and your dead (looking) at 53. preach, preach, preach…. I love health! Save the slut dust for the strippers and get to a pilates class & bring your spriulina smoothie w/a sweet honey flower pollen boost! Then have monster monkey sex with your sweetie all night and check the phish till you drop! TMI? Life is good.