Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I'm not a fan of Denise Richards.I think she's pretty, and it was horrible what she had to go through while
married to Charlie Sheen. But neither of those opinions color my belief that
she's a terrible actress. The only thing that passes as redemption for her in
my lazy eyes is that she is at least trying to act; she's not cluttering up the
TV screen like the Kardashiasses who are famous only because they are
famous.

But her acting is abysmal. Because of that, I was hoping her brain would
be sucked out by those alien slugs in "Starship Troopers". It seemed wrong that
she survived while a character played by Dina Meyer, a much better actress, was
sacrificed. (Even though it was a sci-fi flick, Meyer's character invoked the
cardinal rule of slasher movies - you have sex, you die.)

I cheered when Richards' cheerleader/beauty pageant contestant was clubbed
to death with a baton in an episode of the 'Burke's Law' sequel. And I would
have been happy if the killer got away with it. And when I heard she would be
playing a scientist named Dr. Christmas Jones in a James Bond movie....
Doctor??? Well, I scratched "The World Is Not Enough" off my must-see list.
And I really was looking forward to seeing Robbie Coltrane and John Cleese in it
too.

But....

This past week Denise Richards showed up on '30 Rock' playing herself in
"Idiots Are People Two" (and she'll probably be in this week's conclusion,
"Idiots Are People Three".) She was serving as the celebrity spokesperson for
the NBC boycott by idiots.

Just An Old Cowhand On The TiVo Grande

As the Trickster once said, "Reality is boring, that's why I change it whenever I can."
I'm just "The Man Who Viewed Too Much", and "Inner Toob" is a blog exploring and celebrating the 'reality' of an alternate universe in which everything that ever happened on TV actually takes place.
Most of my theories about the TV Universe come from thinking inside the box and thus can't be proven. But I've never been one to shy away from a tall tale.....
Remember: "The more you watch, the more you've seen!"