Remember when they were considering Rosie O’Donnell to host? Man, they made the right decision. I’d actually watch Drew Carey on “The Price Is Right”, whereas if it was Rosie I’d just spend the entire hour punching my TV to death. And Rosie? Well she’d spend the entire hour licking her fingers and struggling to breathe.

I wonder if the show’s models will find it more creepy or less creepy to work with Drew? Probably just different-creepy. I sure wouldn’t want a fattie with great big goggle-eyes humping my leg everyday at work.

I’m glad it’s Drew. I love Drew Carey (not like I can even watch TPIR since I work).

I could not imagine watching that frying pan faced, pucker-mouthed sack of potatoes who used to be funny for a whole hour. What the hell happened to Rosie anyway? She comes out of the closet and all of a sudden she’s the cunt of the century.

Personally, I think she’s embarrassed to be gay and now has to lash out at the world. (NOT that there’s anything wrong with being a lesbian.) I think ROSIE herself is gay because no man will touch her.

I mean really, would you?

And all the gay bloggers, don’t get into an uproar; there’s nothing anti-gay about my post , ‘kay? Just ANTI-Rosie.

This is great news!!
There’s only two things I want to know.
Who is Drew Carey? I thought that was a porn star that ran for governor or something?
What is the Price is Right? Is that how much it will cost to fuck her?
Who’s the fat ugly guy in the picture?

My sources are saying in the auditions Rosie kept trying to slip in ‘9-11 – Inside Job’ tee shirts as part of the prize package.
But her fate was sealed when she asked – “Whatever happened to Wink Martindale? ”
Carey, on the other hand, suggested he could improvise.