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BATON ROUGE, La. — East Baton Rouge Parish sheriff's detectives are looking for a man who stole 11 cases of beer from a convenience store – and only went in twice. A news release said the man grabbed six cases of Bud Light and one of Budweiser about 11 p.m. Sunday, put it in his car and went in for more.

The statement released Monday said the man then grabbed two more cases of each.

After loading that into his gold Mercury or Crown Victoria, he took off.