The title bestowed upon KERR AVON who , after his dramatic escape from Gauda Prime decided he`d had enough being chased by the federation for four years so he decamped back to Cygnus Alpha ( which by now was a thriving community) whereapon he decided to set up the colony`s first ever ALL MALE REVUE BAR -business went well and Kerr was the toast of the planet -untill unexpectedly one day .........

Meanwhile, in a darkened corner of the bar Travis wondered who this strange man at his shoulder was. Why was he wearing a piece of black sticky tape over his eye? Why was hair so back combed? Why did he have a fruit and veg stall laden with 'Walford's finest'? And most worryingly of all, why did he keep claiming to be the real Travis?

But there was no time to think about that now because Gan had just..._________________Everything in life is only for now.

... teleported in and spotted the fruit and veg stall, with a berserker grin spreading over his face. He would never be able to resist the cut-price satsumas and, despite his limiter, was likely to kill anyone who got in his way. The mysterious owner of the stall already looked concerned, and Travis knew that he could take advantage of this moment to...._________________

.... the Stall-keeper smirked slighty as he noticed, out of the corner of his one yellow eye, that Travis had shoved a couple of the micro grenade rigged satsumas down the front of his kecks. ....._________________