07/30/2017

I am in another one of my relatively rare benign moods today! The fact that BOTH McLarens and both Force Indias scored points at the Formula 1 Grand Prix at Hungaroring today is not entirely immaterial to the latter fact.

Oh! You thought I was going to speak about that OTHERFormula Something Grand Prix of today, the one in the city by the fat bastard of an egomaniac mayor who thinks his city is fucking Monaco or Baku and who could not care less that his ego in having that OTHERFormula Something Grand Prix up in his 'hood is costing merchants in his city untold revenues since he insisted on a business-killing street circuit in a city not built for that? Naaaaah! You see, most of said merchants also RESIDEin said city in question that shall remain nameless. When election time comes, they are going to remember exactly who it was who cost them a big chunk of revenue in July 2017.

But since I am in a rare relatively benign mood, I am up for a little explaining in lieu of my habitual whingery seeking to outdo Gore Vidal, Billy Martin, Howard Cosell and Al Goldsteinin the misanthropic sonafabitchery New York asshole department. No, I am not going to explain my fellow New York asshole currently rumoured to be on deck to replace Jeff Sessions. Wayne Barrett did a MUCH BETTER job of that than I ever could.

Feminists, you see, will be wound up by the fact that Trudeau sold munitions--although extremely craptastic munitions that are NOWHERE NEARthe calibre of South Africa's classic Eland-90--to the Saudis, who are not exactly the most sparkling players on the SJW bandwagon. Then again, the SJWs thought Trudeau was worthy of his Rolling Stone (of Sabrina Rubin Erdely infamy) cover because he made half his cabinet women. This is because SJWs failed to notice that, until Christia Freeland took over Foreign Affairs earlier this year, ALLcabinet posts held by women, save for Justice/AG, were useless, make-work positions like Heritage. Finance, Public Security, Defence, Science and Innovation were all held by men, something that tends to be overlooked when one looks strictly at the numbers of [x] group on board, as opposed to the precise importance of the positions held by the members of [x] group who are on board.

The Republic of Ka-Ka-Stain, you see, will be rolling all over themselves in their own....let's leave it at that...at this massive "GOTCHA!" of Trudeau not being the SJW/Rolling Stone icon "the mainstream media made him out to be." This is because, just like the SJWs, Republic of Ka-Ka-Stain was counting quantitatively(numbers of [x] group aboard) and not qualitatively(the actual importance of what said members of [x] group who were onboard were/are doing in the greater scheme of things.) Ka-Ka-Stainians may also get another priapism from the "irony" of Trudeau "preaching tolerance in contrast to Bannon while aiding and abetting the Saudis killing minorities."

All of this assumes that Trudeau meant even one syllable of what he said. He does not.

Trudeau likes to brag that Canada is "more open" to immigration that America. This is a facile dodge, an extremely slick suitcase pimp sleight of hand. The Canadian Senate, as well as The Economist, the latter on twoseparate occasions, noted that Canada's problem with the free movement of people is NOTthat of those from outside of Canada wanting to come in, but rather that of those who have certain skills and certifications within Canada who wish to practice in another Province. Trudeau can pose as the un-Bannon all he wants to since this issue is entirely moot and completely irrelevant to Canada's actualproblems.

Trudeau's now investigated arms sales to the Saudis and his making half of his cabinet women holding useless, make-work positions like Heritage are not unrelated. In both cases, he was looking to win votes from single-minded voters, his loss of the Ka-Ka-Stainian vote being the price of entry into the market. What neither SJWs nor Ka-Ka-Stainians figured out is that Trudeau is not an SJW either. Rather, Trudeau is a Trudeauist. Officially, he says that he sold Ansaldo Tankettes to the Saudis because "he could not renege on a contract signed by the previous government because this would make Canada look untrustworthy as an international business partner." In real life, cancelling the contract with the Saudis for those Ansaldo Tankettes would have meant that all those unionised Ansaldo Takette manufacturer workers' votes would have gone against him, just like all the merchants' votes are destined to go against the egomaniac Mayor who loves the Formula Something Else Grand Prix.

Trudeau knows what he is doing. It is called Realpolitik. Too bad both the SJWs and the otherwise "anti-mainstream media" Republic of Ka-Ka-Stain bought what was put out to the mainstream media.