Virgo

Virgo, it’s that time of the year again. When the stars and planets come together and, in unison, scream: REVENGE.

Specifically, on your ex.

Or even your current partner, if they’ve done something jerky recently.

You don’t want to go to jail for revenge though, so let’s leave physical violence off the table. Physical violence isn’t cool, even if your girlfriend cheated on you with your sixty-five-year-old band teacher.