Getting murdered while you're right with God is one of the best things that could ever happen to you. One minute you're living in shitty Sutherland Springs, the next you're spending a blissful eternity in heaven.

There's nothing crazy about that, that is the doctrine of Christianity.

However, few of them go on to the obvious conclusion that being aborted is in fact the very best way to get murdered. You never have to spend ANY time in this fallen world, go directly to heaven, do not pass Go, no need for $200. And no opportunities to be drawn in by Satan - no Muslims or atheists tempting you away from salvation, no sexy sexy homosexuals tempting them into sodomy, no need to bear false witness on behalf of the pussy-grabber in chief, etc. Christians should be crying for them millions of dead babies killed by abortionists. Crying tears of joy that Satan never had a chance to keep them from uniting with our Heavenly Father.

It turns out most Christians can't truly internalize the truth of the Gospel and accept the emotional implications. Evolution favors those who avoid death, and so a human's instinct when on a plane that is about to crash is to panic, not exclaim with glee "Hosanna, hosanna! We are so, so very lucky! We're on a short two-leg trip to heaven with a very short layover in 'smashing into the ground, having our bodies crushed and burnt and generally being pulverized' city!"

I'm not sure it's sad or practical, or both that I've been considering a future party/protest backpack design that includes a slot for an AR500 armor plate. Given it's a hardened slab of steel there are more uses for it than just bullet protection, but after seeing this backpack in person I've been wanting an actual armored variant of the pill bug.

"Honey did you remember your steel plate insert? Remember we don't want to infringe on the rights of some white guy to go nutz and shoot everyone with a gun now do we?"
"No we don't." *slides plate into backpack*

We had a few workers get stabbed at work (it's a medical clinic, lots of homeless, mentally ill and other problems) I posted about it in a local chat and the first thing people started talking about is that there should have been workers with guns....................................

because that would be great. Instead of the people getting out today today, they'd be dead.

[oldguyconfuzdbynooshit]Okay, I can't get twitter to work for me. I click on that link and yes, I get to see a tweet by one Charles Clymér. But it's clearly the first of a long line of further such tweets by M Clymér which I don't see. How do I navigate to the 2nd tweet, or better, load my screen with all the tweets and fewer (ideally no) responses? Is my browser/OS letting me down here?[/oldguystillconfuzd]