Besides, a 30 pack of PBR is $16. At a little more then $.50 a beer it is hard to beat. And for all the tree huggers, glass bottles cost more to ship (due to weight), costing more in fuel and thus a greater carbon imprint.

Better yet, brew your own! My brew cost about $.27 each, have an ABV of around 7-10% and are delicious. I made back my investment by my fourth batch. =)

ok, here's something I was wondering: you could just switch from drinking booze, with all its calories, to smoking herb. But, would the calories you are not drinking be cancelled out by the inevitable munchies? If I'm not drinking 5 IPAs a night, how many bags of cheetos can I eat while playing video games?

Some advice I learned from Dr. Nick Riviera when giving Homer Simpson some advice: Dr. Nick: Now, there are many options for dangerously underweight individuals, like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology." Homer: Of course. Dr. Nick: You need to focus on the lesser food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!" Homer: What can I do to speed up the whole thing, Doctor?" Dr. Nick Riviera: Be creative. Instead of eating sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes! Dr. Nick Riviera: [pats Bart on the head] Heh, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too? Dr. Nick Riviera: And remember, if you're not sure about something, just rub it against a piece of paper. [Rubs a drumstick on a sheet of paper, which subsequently turns clear in the center] If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! [Looks through paper and waves] Bye bye, everybody!

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant. Ahahaha

I once put on 19 pounds in less than 7 months so that my girlfriend never weighed more than me during her pregnancy. I did it through a steady, healthy diet of chicken/turkey, rice, vegetables, and potatoes. And a bodybuilders split routine for muscle mass.

I ate like a horse, and most of the time my caloric intake was in the neiborhood of 6200-7500 a day. (my normal intake is about 4000/day to maintain 140lbs)