GOT a spare tenner? I'd pop down the bookies and put it on
Kanye and Kim Kardashian speed dialling the divorce lawyers some time
soon, as they're about to encounter a dangerous flashpoint in their
relationship.

Kanye has just announced that he wants to design products for a
wellknown chain. He said, "I have to work with IKEA - make
furniture for interior design, for architecture..."

He rounded off his job application with a third-person battle cry,
"'Yo IKEA, allow Kanye to create, allow him to make this thing
because you know what, I want a bed that he makes, I want a chair that
he makes."

Alrighty then.

Speaking from personal experience, I strongly counsel against this
career move. The West-Kardashian union may be able to survive the
narcissistic heights of their reality TV show. It may overcome his
incomprehensible rants and deluded egomania.

But as every couple who ever ventured down the aisles of the
Swedish superstore knows, the true, deep, unquestionable test of a
marriage is getting all the way round IKEA without spitting out a threat
of separate rooms somewhere between the Billy bookcases and the candle
department.

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SHOPPING TEST Kim

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