Max R. Emma and I want to put up a post making fun of Conde Nast since our site doesn't work for them right nowMax R. and they can't read itMax R. any shots you guys feel like takingEmma C. ....get itHamilton N. they're ugly.Adrian C. didn't we just get someting about the cafeteria?Brian M. Details is gay for GQHamilton N. why don't they lose some weightLeah B. Conde NASTY. You're welcome. You may all go home now.Adrian C. #Siren: Reliable source warns of "fennel situation" in @CondeNastCorp cafeteria; exec/ed may be demanding roasted fennel, fennel salad, etc. - @DylanByers via TwitterEmma C. the Vogue girls are like such bitches and stuffAdrian C. Why don't you go eat some fennel and cry about it?Hamilton N. at a party, we heard Anna Wintour say she hates themHamilton N. "That's what you're wearing? Hmm."Hamilton N. they're poor.Hamilton N. they take the subway to workAdrian C. New Yorker Articles are pretty boring, sometimesEmma C. Vanity Fair really needs to get over the KennedysAdrian C. Fennel is grossBrian M. Well, they need to get over old dead ladies in generalAdrian C. Their parent company owns redditBrian M. "Remember Portfolio?"Emma C. hahaha, no, because no one doesAdrian C. eustace tilley is a giant homosexual and everyone knows itMaureen O. Your elevator is boring againMaureen O. Teen Vogue has bulimia and will never grow up to be as awesome as her mom.Emma C. Malcolm GladwellMax R. i'm just going to post this campfire chat unless anyone objectsLeah B. Wasn't the terrible mystery pooper a conde nast thingRyan T.that guyAdrian C. who's thatRyan T. Jesus, basically http://gawker.com/5604391/dude-makes-ipad-apps-just-like-miles-davis-and-jesus-didHamilton N. that is will ferrell.

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