Like a modern-day Beethoven, Levine recently revealed that he was unable to hear Maria's cries because their previous night together had left him deaf.

You are so funny!!!!!!

08-24-2007 02:09 AM

MisterQ

Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

Like a modern-day Beethoven, Levine recently revealed that he was unable to hear Maria's cries because their previous night together had left him deaf.

08-23-2007 08:43 PM

Fee

Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

This story has been refuted by Levine and this thread should be removed (or at least have the title changed). It's absolute BS.

08-23-2007 08:40 PM

Loremaster

Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

I don't care about Maria she isn't pretty at all, everyday I see about 30+ girls better looking than her in my city , but that moron is stupid , he isn't able to be good in bed and he is talking about it to press ?? And the music he produces is as pathetic as his bed skills I see.

08-22-2007 03:07 AM

+alonso

Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

I kind of feel sorry for Maria!

What a moron this guy is! Seems like He's able to do everything just to sell it to the gossip press

08-22-2007 01:34 AM

Kitty de Sade

Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

You knew I wouldn't let you down, Muz. You were the topic of convo between me and my Mommy earlier today, btw. You are the smartest of the smart- I promise to listen to everything you say from now on.

You gauge people like no other. I only wish I had heeded your warning, prior.

Quote:

Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.

I love this response above. It's like a page taken right out of Macbeth.

08-21-2007 09:34 PM

lina_seta

Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek

oh... i think i remember a Derek in MTF

08-21-2007 09:32 PM

scoobs

Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Regardless of whether she's the best lay anyone could ever have or she lies there as animated as a blow-up dolly, it's *real* classy for someone to fuck and tell (assuming he did - there's retractions and yada yada and it may all be utter bollocks).

And I agree - I would not be advertising the fact that I couldn't get a reaction out of a woman. Men might be going "dude she's bad in the sack" but women are waggling their little fingers knowingly, and assuming he thinks the G spot is a new nightclub.

08-21-2007 08:58 PM

cmurray

Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

First of all, LOVE Bill Engvall, Tangy.

KT, I KNEW you would post in this thread.

Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.

08-21-2007 07:48 PM

JackPumpkinHead

Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek

08-21-2007 07:38 PM

SloKid

Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)