'A pizza hut, a pizza hut, Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.' Remember singing that song when I was on holiday in Mallorca and then I bought the record I was 12, totally embarrassed by it now. Don't know what i was thinking.

Prince Charming by Adam Ant. I've heard a few Ant tracks, and some are really good, but PC is such a boring, repetitive pointless dirge which I find unlistenable.

Also Unexpected Song by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Doesn't matter who sings it. Here's Sarah Brightman. My God, it's such a fecking boring piece of shite, you hear the first 15 seconds and you've heard it all, but he stretches it out for a full three and a half minutes, what a complete load of tosh.