Technically, this egg just cracked while boiling. It is not sexually aroused.

Technically, this is just a beach umbrella and the contrail of a passing jet, not an ejaculating penis.

Technically just a puppy. Not a penis.

Technically speaking, the stroke across the “H” of “Harvest” is being depicted as a stalk of wheat, which just happens to end right at the tip of a baguette. This is not meant to depict an ejaculating penis, as far as we can tell.