And it types to a waiting worldHer mother feels so shocked, father's world is rockedAnd their thoughts turn to their own little girlSweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keenNow it ain't so neat to admit defeat

They can see no reasons'Cause there are no reasonsWhat reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?(Tell me why)I don't like Mondays

(Tell me why)I don't like Mondays(Tell me why)I don't like Mondays

I wanna shoot the whole day downDown, down, shoot it all downAnd all the playing's stopped in the playground nowShe wants to play with the toys a whileAnd school's out early and soon we be learning

And the lesson today is how to dieAnd then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tacklesWith the problems and the hows and whysAnd he can see no reasons

'Cause there are no reasonsWhat reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?And the silicon chip insider her head get switched to overloadAnd nobodys going to go to school todayShe is going to make them stay at home

And Daddy doesn't understand itHe always said she was good as goldAnd he can see no reasonsCause there are no reasonsWhat reason do you need to be shown(Tell me why)I don't like Mondays(Tell me why)