EVENTS

Fuck The Mainstream Media

Every single motherfucking scuzbucket teevee “journalist” should shut the fucking fuck up RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!! These people are a disgrace to the profession of journalism, and a completely destructive influence on our polity. I PUKE ON ALL OF THEIR SHOES!!!!111!!1!!1!1eleventy!!11!!

SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!!11111!!!1!!!! with your goddamn motherfucking fake-ass “analysis” and “insight” that is just fucking POISON!!!!

Speaking for myself, Comrade, I don’t think you need a firm rationale at this time to dismiss with prejudice these feckless buckets of fuck who playact the agendas of corporate thoughtlords, for whom they frolic and gambol as disease-ridden catamites.

May the filth under the devil’s foreskin be their nightly beauty cream.