This is David Samson – the President of the Florida Marlins who likely played a key role in dismantling the team over the winter – enjoying his team’s 7-3 loss to the Phillies on Tuesday night. Luckily for him and his friend, who doesn’t look much like his wife Cindi, they were surrounded by plenty of empty seats to keep their conversation private.

There would be a mutiny in Florida… if only there were fans who cared. Fans. Just fans.