If Courtney Love hasn’t fully alienated herself from her daughter Frances Bean, this should probably do it. In a new Twitter rant, screencapped by Gawker and well worth a click, Courtney blatantly accuses Dave Grohl of not only trying to bang Frances Bean but also doing so because he’s “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain:

Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. “He had that romney rape thing about him,” she mysteriously concludes about the “gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain’s only child.”
… Dave Grohl responds through his publicist: “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”

In Dave Grohl’s defense, Kurt apparently had a gigantic penis although, like this Frances Bean story, that information came from Courtney Love. So just assume Kurt Cobain had a vagina instead making Dave Grohl’s alleged obsession more likely if it had any chance of being true. Which it doesn’t because if you opened up Courtney Love’s skull, all you’d find is a ball of heroin clutched by a constantly shitting bat.

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Strong words coming from someone who was likely involved in Cobain’s death. Not that I expect much from Cuntney Hole to begin with (other than her arrest, but the cops dropped the ball on the investigation).

Its just too bad religion keeps her and Mel Gibson from becoming the Hollywood super-couple we all know they could be. And, wtf, “romney rape thing”? Please, please tell me she’s secretly dating Newt Gingrich and he’s planting this rumor as part of a campaign strategy.

I think we can all agree that Dave Grohl has earned the right to fuck anyone or anything he wants. He could be all over TMZ in hi-def, violently sexually assaulting a mailbox, and it’d be the only article to receive no hits, because he’s Dave fucking Grohl and we’ll let it slide.

So basically Dave Grohl probably said to Frances Bean; “Any time you want to stop by and talk about what your Dad was like back in the day you’ll be welcome.” and Frances went over.

So Courtney took that as a straight out threat to the story she’s been selling her daughter about her Dad for the past 19 years, as her story is probably full of heroin induced fantasies of Courtney’s own self importance.

Y’know, maybe it wasn’t the heroin, the depression or the fame that killed Cobain. Maybe one day he just woke up clean and sober for the first time in years, looked outside at the beautiful, bright new day, realised that he was genuinely talented and loved, and then saw Courtney get out of the shower.

Courtney’s daughter won’t have anything to do with her, and in Courtney’s fucked-up drugged out haze she somehow thinks humiliating her through the press will somehow bring them closer together. We’ll see how that works out.

One day Frances and Mad Mel’s daughter should start up a support group for Children Born to Batshit Fucktarded Celebrities.