We're not saying they're not great; they're just not what you hear on the playground or schoolyard on the regular. But maybe that's a good thing. Hmm, these celebs might be onto something...

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Hart Spiegel

The always-stunningMiranda Kerr and her husband, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel, welcomed their first child together, son, Hart. Named after Evan’s grandfather, he joins big brother Flynn, Miranda’s son with ex Orlando Bloom. Flynn and Hart sound like a crimefighting duo, which is always a good thing.

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Stormi Webster

OK, maybe it wasn't Kylie Jenner's fault that their baby came right around the time as President Donald Trump's same-named porn-star mistress came out from under the rock she was hiding but, still. She and Travis Scott (born Jacques Webster) could have considered their backup. We still think Posie (short for Mariposa, one of her lip kits) would've been amazing.

True Thompson

This isn't so much an unusual name; rather, it's sadly ironic considering what was going on around the time of the birth of Khloe Kardashian's first child and that the reality star's baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, has been the complete opposite of their daughter's name.

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Strummer Newcomb Cook

Julia Stiles and husband Preston J. Cook went with Strummer Newcomb for their first child. Sure.

Rocket Ayer Williams

Pharrell and wife Helen Lasichanh's eldest son, Rocket, has a pretty cool name. But what's even better is how secret the couple keep their personal lives, so much so that they welcomed triplets in January 2017 and we STILL don't know their names. We bet they're also out of this world, though.

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Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani Rossdale

Zuma Beach is where Gavin Rossdale was inspired to become a musician, Nesta is Bob Marley's given name, and Rock is what Gavin and Gwen Stefani specialize in, the name of their middle son makes sense. Wacky as hell, but makes sense.

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Huckleberry Grylls

Bear Grylls' eldest son, Jesse, should count himself lucky since his younger brothers are called Marmaduke and Huckleberry (though here's hoping they go by Duke and Huck).

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Tu Morrow

Well, this is just mean, Rob Morrow.

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Moroccan Carey Cannon

Not Morocco ... Moroccan. And not because Mariah Carey or ex-husband love the people of the country; rather, the penthouse room in their NYC apartment — which just so happened to be where Nick proposed — was decorated in a Moroccan theme. Also? His middle name is Scott, making it all the more weird.

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Cricket Pearl Silverstein

Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein's eldest daughter is named Birdie Leigh so they weren't going to dial it down with their next kid.

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Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

Everyone's aware of the late Frank Zappa's kids Dweezil, Moon Unit and Ahmet but his youngest daughter always seems to get overlooked. That being said, with a name that's comprised of an insult, the description of one's body, and a phonetically spelled bird, it's like her other siblings no longer exist.

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North West

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter was the baby name moment of her generation, so much so that when her brother Saint was born, no one batted an eye.