It’s been a month now since President Obama defeated Mitt Romney and the Great Republican Rebuild is well under way.

But without an obvious leader to replace Romney (and Romney not interested in staying on), the GOP is stuck fielding offers from dozens of applicants who claim they can fix everything the fastest. Do they go with the former president who says they need immigration reform? The Senator who wants them to talk about abortion less? The columnist who thinks they need to have more babies?

To make the process easier, we compiled all the post-election advice we could find into one handy list. There’s got to be something that works in here.