Sunday, 2 December 2012

CONTOH TEKS HORTATORY, ANALITICAL AND SPOOF

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CONTOH TEKS HORTATORY, ANALITICAL AND SPOOF

Berikut ini saya sajikan contoh dari masing-masing teks tersebut :

1. Analitycal
Expotition

Be Aware of the Human
Causes of Global Warming

Global
warming is a serious condition that effects our planet. It is important to be
aware of the human causes of global warming in order to prevent additional
global warming from occuring. While humans contribute a lot to global warming
there are also natural ways in which global warming occurs. For these types of
situations there is little that can be done to stop the global warming which
may occurs.

Humans
on the other hand have the opportunity to curb a number of the activities which can contribute to an
increase in global warming. By simply limiting these activities, or reinventing
how they are done, the planet can remain a healthier place for everyone to
live.

2. Hortatory
Expotition

The
Ways How Ride the Vehicles Carefully

It is
dangerous to ride too close to the car in front of you. If it is stop suddenly,
you may not be able to brake in time and then you will collide with it. There
are many ways to ride vehicles safely on the streets.

First,
if you want to turn to the right, you must be very careful. Look back to see
that no other vehicles are coming from behind. Before you turn, you must give a
signal, by waving your right hand. Do not cycle more than two rows, especially
on narrow streets. And do not play jokes along the way. You must keep you
attention close the traffic around you.

Secondly,
be careful with passers by in front of you. some people are careless when they
walk alone the sreet. Often time, children play on the sreets. So you must slow
down in places where there are many children.

Last
but not least, you should make sure that your bicycle is in the best condition.
If the brake does not work. It will be dangerous. If you cycle at night, you
should make sure that you have a light on your bicycle.

3. Spoof

THE
MAN AND THE WOMAN

A man
got into a train and found himself sitting opposite a woman who seemed to be
about thirty-five years old. Soon they began talking to each other, and he said
to her, “Do you have a family?”

“Yes, i
have one soon, “ the woman answered.

“ Oh
really ?” said the man. “ Does he smoke?”

“No, he’s never touched a
cigarette,” the woman replied.

“ That’s good, “ the man
continued. “ i don’t smoke either. Tobacco is very bad for one’s health. And
does you son drink wine ?”

“ Oh, no.” The woman answered at
once, “ he’s never drunk a drop of it.”

“Then i congratulate you, Ma’am,”
the man said. “And does he ever come home late at night ?”