The Intellicot: Why even look at your kid ever again?

The newest designs in parent-less parenting.

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While we normally don't post about child-rearing technology this one was just a little bit too silly to pass up. While we're all for making the job of the parent easier, this is taking things a little too far. You don't really ever have to be in the same room as your child ever again, the Intellicot has video!

Are you tired of having to actually sit next to your kid and rock him or her to sleep? The Intellicot will do it for you. No more bars or mesh keeping your child safe, this is all glass and plastic. Basically you get to dump your kind into an iron lung and never have to worry about them again. From the looks of the site this has been getting a lot of press, and I can see why. Hell, I'd invest. Everyone wants to have a kid these days, but fewer and fewer parents have the time or are willing to actually do any parenting. The market for this sort of product has to be huge. I have no doubt this will be a huge money maker for the parent for whom parenting is simply too much work.