RICKY GERVAIS SNAGS JENNIFER GARNER

Jennifer Garner has been cast as the love interest in This Side of the Truth, an upcoming Ricky Gervais project I first reported a few months ago.

The film is set in a contemporary world where no one has ever lied. Gervais plays an actor who tells the world’s first lie and uses it to get ahead.

"My character works in the film industry, where actors are really readers who tell completely factual stories," Gervais said. "My character’s a loser who’s about to lose his job, and who’s lumbering through the 1300s. All he’s got to work with is the Black Death. But once he lies and pretends he’s found lost stories, he becomes the greatest storyteller in the world."

I think it’s funny to see these cute actresses playing medeival love interests. I mean, sure, in the movie it’s a girl that looks like Jennifer Garner, but in real life, it’s some chick that’s never plucked an eyebrow, has hairy legs, rotting teeth, and probably smells like an armpit smeared in dog crap. So yeah, it’s a wonderful time to be alive. Hot Pockets and iPods, man.

She is a great actress! I love her! I saw her profile on millionaire dating site called [WealthyRomance.com] last week! It is said she has a major crush on wealthy young guys!

By: Nominus

11.19.2007 @ 10:49 AM

Lies! Lies! Lies!

By: Fek'lhr

11.19.2007 @ 10:49 AM

Ah, yes…on the IKC Grethor The Mighty Fek’lhr would kill to have back his hairy women that smelled of armpits. Instead, He must settle for a group of dishonoured warriors that watch Daredevil in drag and smell of Lubriderm. He would like to believe they watch it for Jen Garner, but He knows those baktag scum are yanking it to Affleck in tight leather… (BTW, has anyone ever noticed that Jen looks hot in some pics, and in some pics she looks like the guy you caught in college looking at himself in the mirror with his dick tucked between his legs?)

By: The Luchador

11.19.2007 @ 10:50 AM

That looks like a Willem Dafoe promo shot for Platoon.

By: Willie Beamin

11.19.2007 @ 10:53 AM

Fek, I never have see that, but anyway she is not good looking

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 10:53 AM

Hotttttt Pocketttttts!

By: catch me

11.19.2007 @ 10:55 AM

(BTW, has anyone ever noticed that Jen looks hot in some pics, and in some pics she looks like the guy you caught in college looking at himself in the mirror with his dick tucked between his legs?) I’ve noticed this. It’s why Jennifer Garner must remain a guilty pleasure. You’re just never sure if someday everyone will find out it’s a man.

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 10:55 AM

I look at Jennifer Garner the same way I look at Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum, and Jason Bateman. Everybody else seems to be all gaga over them and I just don’t see it. Except for Jason Bateman. Strike through Jason Bateman.

By: Willie Beamin

11.19.2007 @ 10:57 AM

Hopefully you are confuxing Jason with Justine…then again she hit the wall at about 110 mph

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 10:58 AM

Hopefully you are confuxing Jason with Justine…then again she hit the wall at about 110 mphIs Justine Jason’s tranny name? B/c if so, you’re right. I was confusing them.

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 10:59 AM

Sorry . . . confuxing them.

By: The Luchador

11.19.2007 @ 10:59 AM

Catch Me: See my comment earlier on that subject. (JC lookin like a dude)

By: Charlie Bronze

11.19.2007 @ 10:59 AM

"My character works in the film industry, where actors are really readers who tell completely factual stories," Gervais said. "My character’s a loser who’s about to lose his job, and who’s lumbering through the 1300s. All he’s got to work with is the Black Death"eh? he’s working in the film industry in the 1300s? Am i missing something here? That’s a rhetorical question. No it’s not, it’s a potato.

By: Fek'lhr

11.19.2007 @ 11:00 AM

Jason Bateman? Grrr…Teenwolf 2!

By: RexOcean

11.19.2007 @ 11:03 AM

Why all the hate? I’m turning that picture into a "Got Milk" ad.

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 11:03 AM

Actually Fek I was thinking . . . Jason Bateman GRRR . . . Starsky and Hutch! Just something about the short shorts and the sunblock on the nose.

By: catch me

11.19.2007 @ 11:06 AM

Luch, I googled this broad and found a video of her in a bikini. I’m pretty sure we can relax, she’s not a man and never was.But, still, sometimes she’s manish. Not in a Celine Dion drag-queen way and not as bad as that man-child Hillary Swank but you still have to be careful saying nice things about her in public … just in case.

By: Stone Soup

11.19.2007 @ 11:09 AM

My wife and I has been watching the Alias DVD set. Garner’s like a dress up doll that the show’s director gets to play with. Sometimes they make her look all hot and slutty, sometimes she looks like a 12 year old boy. Either way, sexy. I mean, GRRRR, Tee Ball

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 11:23 AM

Great work Stoney. You just durst this fucker. Way to go.

By: Stone Soup

11.19.2007 @ 11:24 AM

I’m sorry?

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 11:26 AM

Yes, yes you are.

By: Stone Soup

11.19.2007 @ 11:27 AM

I’m telling Glen.

By: Nominus

11.19.2007 @ 11:27 AM

Can I blame stone for something now? Okay, here goes: Stone, you are the reason Christmas starts before Halloween. Asshole.

By: jokerswild

11.19.2007 @ 11:28 AM

*stands behind Nominus yelling YEAH!

By: Stone Soup

11.19.2007 @ 11:31 AM

Oh, that. Yeah, my bad. Sorry.

By: Nominus

11.19.2007 @ 11:34 AM

New post uglies!!

By: Fek'lhr

11.19.2007 @ 12:51 PM

True story! That guy The Mighty Fek’lhr caught looking in the mirror with his dick tucked between his legs was me has a profile on "DollarMenunaires.com" AND keeps shaving cream at the dinner table!!! Whoda thunk?

By: Fek'lhr

11.19.2007 @ 1:01 PM

Who Photoshopped Billy Bob THorton’s/Tom Hanks’/Nic Cage’s/Teri Hatcher’s forehead on to Jen Garner, anyway? It makes her look like this yIntagh The Mighty Fek’lhr once saw in college looking in the mirror with his dick tucked between his legs and shaving cream on the dinner table!

By: Fek'lhr

11.19.2007 @ 1:30 PM

Then again, The Mighty Fek’lhr thinks Jen Garner could be that gay guy from NSynch in a Buffalo Bill-esque "lady suit". What is that rotting pile of forshak’s name again? Oh, yeah! LANCE!!!

By: Jacktion!

11.19.2007 @ 1:40 PM

I seem to remember somebody writing a funny commen last week about the Bubonic Plague being the black death.Sadly, that went unrecognized.

By: Fek'lhr

11.19.2007 @ 8:47 PM

YOU FUCKS! If I can’t get any of this shit nominated, why bother? Fucking shitlickingdickfuckers!