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Rated 3 / 5 stars2011-02-15 12:40:30

Rock on!

When I first heard about a band called the Scorpions, I thought it was going to be a more literal sense. It turns out it was, at least by you guys! No, I have never heard of the real band The Scorpions before. It was cool to see Scorpion from "Mortal Kombat" and also great to see him take part in the backstage thing. Who seriously did not think that the scorpions were going to rape SlurpeeClock? That being said, it was still mediocre at best.

The flaw is that the animation is not that good. While I have seen worse things from the Clock Crew, it still seem to be lacking. I suggest that you try to have more action and actually show the characters do things in motion. At least this introduced me to a new band! I doubt I will become a major fan of them at least not as much as this guy.

Rated 3 / 5 stars2010-07-23 10:32:58

Hmm

The flash itself is quite funny and has a decent story, but the vocies where too quiet sometimes. The radio announcer was very hard to understand for example.

The graphics could have been a bit better as well. Especially when SlurpeeClock was at the concert. It was a good idea to show a picture of a crowd and put SlurpeeClock in there, but it all looked very noobish.

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars2010-07-22 14:28:16

Ah, buttsex

Well, you've got a decent flash here, with the way that everything came together with the obvious puns about scorpions, the images of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and the competition being rigged for Slurpee to win.

I did like the gag, when Patriot calls up and was told in no uncertain terms to get off the line, before Slurpee actually wins. I wasn't really sure why it was such a bad thing with Slurpee getting raped by Scorpions - the worst thing you can get is surely a forstbitten willy, which can't be a pleasant thing.

I'm sure you're capable of better animation and the addition of some of the sprite manipulations of scorpion would have been pretty good, especially if he used his rope trick to pull Slurpee across the room and then sex him up.

Rated 3 / 5 stars2010-07-19 18:12:44

It's a pretty average+ clockmovie. I'll make sure the fact that I'm not a fan of the Scorpions don't affect my review score on this flash.

Now, graphically it's a very simple flash. All the crops are rather badly done, backgrounds are very simple, and animation is very simple. Clock is very generic.

The joke was at least quite funny. Slurpeeclock pasted onto images from concerts was sorta funny, but i guess that says more about my sense of humour than about the quality of this film. The punchline at the end was also pretty funny.

This could've been a very good flash if it had been done more thoroughly. Especially graphically speaking.