“Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux jetted off to Paris on June 10 to spice up their sex life in a make-or-break attempt to save their relationship,” begins a breathless piece from Star.

The tabloid, which has alternately reported — ever since they got together last June — that the couple is splitting or getting married/having a baby, says Aniston and Theroux are trying to “reignite their passion” after a “miserable” couple of months together.

So, what problems have supposedly been plaguing them?

According to the mag, the pair has been fighting over “where to live and Justin’s touchy relationship with his ex-girlfriend Heidi Bivens,” as well as over starting a family and “where to get married.”

So, basically, they’re fighting over every possible thing a couple can fight about.

A purported “insider” for Star explains, “They are hoping Paris will be just what the doctor ordered.”

“Paris will be a great change of pace and give them a chance to be a glamorous, cosmopolitan couple rather than a couple of bickering couch potatoes!” adds the alleged source.

Uh-huh.

Here’s another idea.

Aniston and Theroux went to Paris… because they wanted to visit Paris.

Voila!

A Theroux insider calls the tab’s story “nonsense,” telling Gossip Cop, “The trip has been planned for a while. It’s called ‘a summer vacation.'”