Pokemon Porn Searches Skyrocket Because Of Pokémon Go Game

Looks Like The Pokémon Go Game Isn’t The Only Thing You’re Doing On Your Phone

As we speak, the Pokémon Go game has been downloaded over 8 million times. I’m guessing that’s just a fraction of the people who are looking for Pokémon porn though.

That’s because Pokémon porn searches have skyrocketed since the video game came out, this according to Death and Taxes:

Pokémon Go is good for the Pokémon porn industry. According to Alex Hawkins, a spokesman for the porn viewing website xHamster.com, Pokémon Go users are expressing their love for the game through their masturbation habits.

“In the last five days we have seen a giant shift in porn searches. Our top searches, which usually consist of ‘MILF,’ ‘Teen,’ and ‘Interracial’ have been replaced with ‘Pokemon,’ ‘Pikachu,’ ‘Hentai,’ and ‘Anime,’” Hawkins wrote in a press release.

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