I'm sure Howard will act like a buffoon as usual and make a complete fool of himself. He won't be able to resist screaming about how he hates Jay Leno and will end up sounding like a raving lunatic, just like he did on the CBS morning show a few years ago. Of course he'll have to suck up to Matt Lauer and defend him even though I'm sure Matt doesn't need his help and would prefer that he just shut up. I hope Wiggy is dumb enough to say something negative about Ann Curry, that will make people hate him even more (if that's possible).

I hear that Webster's has already erased the definition of "heterosexuality" in all their dictionaries in order to make room for the inevitably perfect picture of it that Howard will put on display this morning.