The blonde

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," the blonde asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If she hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask her, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

The blonde thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
tall building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, Do
you think he'll jump? "Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump" The
blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and
said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde
was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair.
Here's your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did
too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
tall building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, Do
you think he'll jump? "Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump" The
blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and
said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde
was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair.
Here's your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did
too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.

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Keep it up..

I'll start bringing out the male gender jokes...

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me...- Jimmy Buffett -

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
tall building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, Do
you think he'll jump? "Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump" The
blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and
said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde
was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair.
Here's your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did
too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.

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"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 pounds and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

A waitress was having a bad day fumbling with dishes and such , and I had just commented on her newly colored blond hair, tying to cheer her up. and she said It was originally brown till she had the stupid put in .