"No reindeer or sleds were observed in the area," said Spraker, who said he wanted any children hearing about the incident to know "we immediately contacted the North Pole and verified Santa was there. This Santa was definitely an impostor."

O.k. Seriously folks. Santa GIVES millions of toys away each year. And I tell you, that sack must weigh a ton. So he doesn't make any money so he must be poor. His back must be killing him from all that carrying. I am sure his medical insurance is horrible. So all he wanted was some painkillers, is that so bad I ask you? Come on now, this isn't Winona Ryder we are talking about here, this is Santa.