It starts when her pop pal Justin Bieber invites Taylor over for a songwriting session. But Justin tells Taylor he wants to show off some fireworks he got in Japan. So they go outside onto the ocean-front property, launch some pyro and—BOOM!—a ship carrying a wedding party blows up.

OK, not really. But a real fire breaks out on that boat, and actors portraying a wedding party swim ashore and give Taylor the what-for. And then Taylor has a mini-meltdown.

"This is completely not OK!" Taylor screams at Justin[2]. "This is, like, gonna put me in a jail cell forever because you made me [expletive] push a button!"