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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Don't worry it's nothing contagious. Kelly over at Psycho Carnival tagged me the other day for some sort of survey type thingy in which you all get to know my inner thoughts..........maybe that's better left locked in a fucking closet and forced to eat fish heads all day. Anyways I'm suppose to also tag 4 others who in tern tag 4 others and so on, which is exactly how the zombie apocalypse is going to happen. Well I'm going to change the rules up a little bit, instead of tagging 4 others I'll simply post the questions below the random video and if your partake in the joy the go for it.

Here are my answers

1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?

I have a dog named Bear and yeah that fucker gets treated better then how I treat most people. This is because of two reasons. One most of the people that I've met in person are backstabbers, assholes, cock jawed shit turbines and generally in need of a good backhanded bitch slap. This isn't to say their all bad or that I hate people it's just that I seem to be a magnet for shit heads.

The second reason is a little more on the personnel side. Because of stuff that's happened in my recent history that little ball of fluff (He's about 20 lbs) gives me something to live for. I know it probably sounds cheesy but he seriously does. No matter what anybody ever says or does to me I know I can trust him and frankly if I didn't have my dog in my life I probably would have ended it years ago by jumping off a bridge or some crazy shit like that.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

This is a now brainer........Lucy Liu I'll let you fill in the blanks.

3. What is the one thing most hated by you?

Just one fuck, but there are so many ass bags, anal tasters, and other general fuck ups who deserve to be mentioned. I guess my biggest piss off would have to be dumb people. If there's nothing that pisses me off fast it's someone who is either too stupid to figure out what they did wrong, or has the brain power and simply refuses to actually think.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?

Well I can tell you what I wouldn't do........miniature ponies. I mean fuck a billion dollars you better believe there is going to be some wild parties and freaky monkey sex happening at my place. I think the first thing I'd buy is a really expensive car just so I could trash it.

5. What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?

I'm still working on that one. Seriously though working out, I love to run it gets all that mental shit out of my head. Keeping my mind busy is good to, I think that's why I like editing those videos and spend long hours working on my website.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

Neither what is more blessed is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

7. What is your bedtime routine?

Well I usually start off by reading some Harry Potter to a snack of milk and cookies, then a soothing bubble bath while listening to the music of the orcas............fuck that shit. I get the fuck up do my business and fall the fuck asleep. Then I get up at zero dark stupid and live it all over again. Good times had by all.

8. If you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?

Currently single unless you count the voices in my head and my imaginary girlfriend Susan in which case we met when I lost my marbles.

9. If you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?

What is this mickey mouse shit?

10. What kinds of books do you read?

I like books on history mostly. You can learn alot about the world we live in today by reading about the events that shaped it from the past. Apart from that sometimes I read scribblings on public washroom walls, their very informative.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?

As the supreme overlord of the human race, possibly of mars as well to keep those fucking little green martian bastards in check.

13. Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?

Just to be perfectly fucking clear I would give it up if I was 100 percent guaranteed to go into space. And I'm not talking about 5 minutes, I'm talking a month or more on that international space station, I'm greedy that way.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?

Single and rich, you can find dates a lot easier when you have a fat wallet. Being poor means the wife will nag you to death about being poor, you can't afford shit, and you beg for death doesn't that sound like fun?

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Ask myself why

16. If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?
That she wasn't a figment of my imagination

17. If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?
Something exotic, something that screams international man of mystery, something that will strike fear in the hearts of men and make women weak in the knees..........Pedro Juan Sanchez The Third

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
No I hold grudges to the grave. You can't forgive the things that happened to me.

19. If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?
The flesh from fallen angels, I've heard it tastes exactly like chicken only a little more dry and not so pious.

So there you have it there are my answers to those questions. Like I said I'm not tagging anyone to do these, but if you want to the questions are listed below the random video making it easier to copy and paste.

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1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

3. What is the one thing most hated by you?

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?

5. What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

7. What is your bedtime routine?

8. If you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?

9. If you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?

10. What kinds of books do you read?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?

12. What’s your fear?

13. Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

16. If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?

17. If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?

19. If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?

I always see pets as part of the family.I don't have imaginary girlfriend.She's pretty real,and she keeps me going through the day ...she's way positive.I like that about her.Hurt is a excellent video.