Basking In The Trivial

I can no longer handle the David and Annie situation. Is there a governmental agency we can call to have Annie rescued from the clutches of David and his Thai tunics? Because Annie’s eyebrows say it all. No dowry buffalo are worth this hell and this man. First, let’s tackle the living situation. What is […]

And we’re back. Another week, another step closer to making some major mistakes legal in the eyes of the Unites States government. Before we begin, I urge all of you to follow Mohamed Jbali on Instagram (he needs to approve you, but just request it) because he is transforming himself into a motivational speaker. I […]

I missed the first episode, so we’re going to catch up on the 5th season of “90 Day Fiance”, airing now on TLC, with Episode 2. As usual, we must ask ourselves, “how and where do they find these people?” And also, as we’ve noticed in the past, there are usually two or three couples […]

Sweet Glory be to God in all that is reality gold. Other than the Saga of Sandusky, “Before the 90 Days” is the greatest thing to come to the TLC television network since they discovered 600-lb Mormon little people with multiples. My husband had grown bored with 90 Day Fiance and it’s various spin-offs that […]

I realize I owe you some thoughts on 90DF – and I’ve been meaning to just based on Mohamed’s wall art alone. But first, I got married since we last connected. And this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Behold:

I don’t know if we’ve covered this mystery before and I don’t care. We remain in the dark, for I shall never understand the people who produce an upside fake Christmas tree and I will never understand the people who buy it. Have you seen this plastic devil’s plant? For about $700, you can terrify […]

Most of the time, we only read the packaging materials in the bathroom because we’re bored while we… TAKE A BATH. But lately I’ve been tuned into the remarkable work on the packages from the Pepperidge Farm family of snacks. Get a load of this prose: “Voyage to the edge of crisp… Few things intrigue […]

I just can’t with this anymore. Can you? Honestly, can you? The Jbali Jdrama has taken a medical turn for the gross and cruel. This whole thing with the smell and the pee and the doctor has me all at once curious and afraid. Paired with the country’s political climate and I’m fixing to move […]

When Danielle told Mohamed that she just wanted to be friends, then flew to Miami to openly force him back into their relationship before threatening to have him deported because he wasn’t living up to his end of the “friends” bargain, I decided that I’d finally had enough of feeding the Jbali Jbfrenzy. These people […]

It’s taken 12 hours to get the sound of Danielle’s wailing out of the depths of my ear canals. I had to listen to the entire 46-song “Hamilton” soundtrack twice just to free my brain of her agonizing bawling. Last week, Dani stormed out of pizza time because Mohamed wasn’t listening to her feelings. She […]