Men are Hard to Please!

Diane sent this to me via email this morning. Funny but oh-so-true! =p

Men Are Hard To Please - The problems with GUYS:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;If you DON'T, he says you are PROUD.If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;If you DON'T, he says you are from the KAMPUNG.If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.If you DON'T love him, he tries to POSSESS you;If you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you.If you DON'T make love with him, he says you DON'T Love him;If you DO, he says you are CHEAP.If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;If you DON'T, he says that you don't TRUST him.If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.If you BREAK your PROMISE, you CANNOT be TRUSTED;If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.If you HURT him, you are a BITCH;If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!If you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true;but if you don't, they would say you are selfish.