Friday, October 8, 2010

Liu Who?

The smoked salmon eating viking pirates of Euroland awarded Nobel Peace Prize to Chinese man named Liu Xiaobo. While Chairman Mao is pleased that this prize is finally coming home to great China where it was invented 2500 years ago, he is also regrettably to inform Norwegianese that this person does not exist. In glorious 5000 years history of harmonious and human rights abiding China, no one by the name Liu Xiaobo has ever existed.

However, let us not let this prestigious prize go to waste. Chairman Mao will happily accept on behalf of himself and the great socialist-with-Chinese-characteristics government of China.