The print edition of the February ’18 issue of SCORE is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com (and wherever you buy men’s mags), and as the editor of the magazine for most of the past 16 years, I have to say that it’s like a whole new magazine.

You might know that for a long time, we’ve been including a bonus DVD with specially wrapped issues of SCORE. They’ve been a big hit. But a lot of us at SCORE always thought, “Wouldn’t it be great if the bonus DVD mirrored the magazine? If the DVD actually contained the video version of the pictorials in the magazine? It would be as if the magazine had come to life?”

Unfortunately, that idea–that dream–was deferred by the realities of magazine publishing and DVD replication. We plan and change the contents of issues up until the minute they go to press. If a great new girl shows up, we’ll rush her into the magazine. But that would leave us without enough time to change the contents of the DVD, which needs to be available when the magazine is printed so that we can package it and the mag together.

Finally, however, we found a way, and that way debuts in the February ’18 issue (and the upcoming March ’18 issue of Voluptuous). Here’s how it works:

First, you buy the print version of the magazine and turn to page 3.

On page 3, you’ll see your exclusive access code. Thanks to the miracles of modern printing technology, every single issue contains it’s own unique code.

Then, you go to SCOREMag.com/SC0218, where you enter your special access code.

Finally, you watch (by streaming or downloading) full-length HD scenes that match the pictorials in the issue. That’s over three hours of video!

And there are no strings attached. We won’t ask you for your credit card, ID or any personal information. It’s completely confidential.

Today, weather permitting, I will be chasing the Great American Eclipse somewhere between south of St. Louis, Missouri and Carbondale, Illinois.

At 1:18 p.m., for the first time in my life, I will be hoping that a girl with giant tits isn’t anywhere near me because if one is, I’m pretty sure I’ll stop watching the eclipse and start watching her.

Today at SCORELAND, Shyla Stylez gets her ass fucked by JMac in an upgraded-to-HD video. Or, to use eclipse terms, JMac’s cock will achieve totality in Shyla’s asshole.

So, if you plan on watching the eclipse today, be safe. Make sure you wear the proper protective gear.

Or just spend your day at SCORELAND. Another eclipse is coming along in another seven years or so.

Why do I find that so hot? Because it’s so forbidden? Why is pregnant porn so much wilder than regular porn? Why does my mind go into overdrive when I see a photo like the one above?

Does it work that way for you, too?

As Elliot explains in the copy accompanying Nathalie’s photos and video, “Nathaly Cherie is a Czech porn star. She started when she was 20 years old. Blonde, pretty, nubile, sexually talented, Nathaly had small, pretty titties. But then nature transformed her boobs after she was impregnated. Her breasts became engorged with fat, her nipples pointier and her areolae became wider and darker.”

She got hornier. She was already horny, but she got hornier. The look on her face in this photo says, “I know I shouldn’t be doing this, but I’m enjoying it.”

Tarzan is not a bra fitter. He’s more of a pipe fitter, if you get my drift.

We pitilessly threw him into the role and gave him a tape and the incredible Roxi Red to measure. This is like strapping a new Cessna pilot into the commander’s chair of the space shuttle. Roxie blew his mind and then his pipe.

Roxi shocks professional bra fitters with 30 years of experience. One of the world’s biggest natural mammary marvels, Roxi knows that countless breast-men want to get their mitts on her tits. Her cleavage engulfs any skin bus that drives through it.

After the measuring comes the pleasuring. See it today!

I’m not saying that male bra fitters have the opportunity to bone their customers. I don’t want to piss off the Bra Fitting Specialists’ union. But this looks like a really good job, even though it only pays around $7 an hour.

It’s been over a year since exotic dancer Alyssa Lynn debuted at SCORELAND. “If I can, I’ll take this as far as I can,” Alyssa said at the time. “I didn’t get into this just to get into this. I’m in this for the long haul. And I enjoy it. I think you have to. If you don’t enjoy it, fans are gonna know.”

Alyssa finally shows off her stage moves at the strip club we built. Most clubs have cameras all over for security reasons. The SCORELAND club has cameras there for a different reason. The only customer in the place is JMac, who’s definitely appreciating Alyssa’s big tits. He was the first dude Alyssa bounced on last year.

Alyssa described her dancing to me. “It’s lots of eye contact! Smiles. Slow and sexy, tits in your face. I do some pole tricks, but I would rather interact with the crowd.”

Here’s interaction of the one-on-top-of-the-other kind and a different kind of pole dancing.

Holly Brooks gets JMac's cock ready for her asshole. It slides in easily.

Holly Brooks‘ face is a thing of beauty. Her body and her tits are things of beauty. Today at SCORELAND, her gaping butthole is a thing of beauty.

Why is Holly’s butthole gaping? Because JMac got to it. He laid his wood to her ass, and he can make any butthole gape, and Holly’s is no exception. The photos of this are amazing. In one, JMac has just removed his cock from Holly’s arse and shot his load on her tits. We’re looking up at Holly from between her legs. Her asshole is wide open. Holly has a look on her face like, “Look what this man just did to my asshole!”

With some women, their assholes return to their original puckered position after they’ve been ass-fucked. But Holly’s asshole remains open for business.

There are many ways you could spend your weekend. Jacking to Holly’s gaping butthole would be a very good way.

Nearly 20 years after she made her SCORE debut in 1996, Linsey Dawn McKenzie remains, in the minds of many, the greatest natural ever. And her first hardcore scene, in 2001, remains one of the greatest events in big-boob history.

“When I first started my career, I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy,” Linsey told me while soaking in a bathtub. She was in the bathtub. I was dry and trying to interview her. Those HH-cups bobbing in the soapy water were quite a distraction. “In the beginning I was doing bikini work, then I moved on to topless only, then I moved on to nude, and we’re talking about a year or so gap between all of these. So I went from topless to nude to magazines to girl-girl and to boy-girl. So I sort of, if you like, wound up the readers and my fans, teased them a lot and then I popped my cherry.”

But Linsey didn’t pop her cherry and go cock-wild. She did not go the Angela White route (not that there’s anything wrong with Angela’s route; just the opposite, especially if you’ve seen her getting DP’d in her movie Angela). To this day, Linsey has done exactly two hardcore boy-girl scenes: the first with the guy she was married to at the time and then one more with Veronika and a guy.

So, what’s so special about the re-posting of both those scenes today at SCORELAND?

1. The photos are larger and in much-higher resolution.

2. The videos have been remastered.

3. The scenes haven’t been available at SCORELAND for a long time.

So, today, experience again two of the great moments in big-boob history. And if you’ve never seen these scenes, there’s no time like now.