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The best-looking, the biggest-chested and the smartest girl in Australia is a SCORE Group mainstay since 2003 when she turned 18 years-old. Now Angela wants to enter the battlefield of politics and run for office.

“Talking about sex shouldn’t be taboo, even within Parliament House,” Angela says.

The wonda from down-unda is an active member of the newly formed Australian Sex Party, and her party is running candidates in a number of key upper and lower seats in the state elections of Victoria. The entire SCORE staff would vote for her. However, we don’t have Australian citizenship. Damn these technicalities! And now a very personal word to all SCORELAND Blog visitors from the world’s best-looking politician:

“Big news everyone! I am now officially an Australian politician. In the upcoming state elections in Victoria I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. The Australian Sex Party is primarily a civil liberties party that believes in personal freedoms and the rights of adults to make adult choices. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. The Australian Sex Party is a political response to the sexual needs of Australia in the 21st Century.

“I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. The Australian Sex Party is the only political party that takes sex workers and their basic human rights seriously. We are calling for the decriminalization of all sex work and for the implementation of policies that work towards their destigmatization. This is so important because the Greens candidate for the seat of Richmond, Kathleen Maltzahn, wants to criminalize sex work, which would push sex work underground and put the male and female workers at risk (not to mention the male and female clients). In addition, the current censorship laws in Victoria are archaic. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!

Pull it for Angela.

“We want to implement comprehensive age-appropriate sex education in Victoria that deals with larger issues than just biology, such as negotiation in sexual relationships (consent), the impact of new technology on sexuality, and promoting acceptance of the array of different sexual identities and practices. We also want an end to discrimination based on sex, gender and sexuality, including the right for same-sex couples to marry and adopt children. You can check out our other policies on our website: Sexparty.org.au. Or you can join my candidate Facebook page: Angela-White/169310936422048. So, my Australian friends, if you are passionate about a progressive future for Victoria, please vote for the Australian Sex Party in the upcoming state erections, woops, I mean elections in Victoria on the 27th of November. Kisses, Angela.”

Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)

Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.

“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.

“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.

“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.

“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.

These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.

If you’ve seen Renee Ross’s SCORELAND super-special “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!”, you’ll love this weekend’s video and pictorial, “Lust Weekend.” One of my favorite specials, I loved “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!” Renee is one of the hottest girls in V-Mag history. I love her beautiful face, dirty-talking mouth, 40J-cups and her plush body. Renee in Lust Weekend is, in one word, sensational. In two words, fuckin’ sensational. The sight of Renee’s tits bouncing back in her own face as she slides up and down the man-pole must be seen to be believed. What could be better than a Saturday with Renee?

The SCORELAND Blog team (Dave, Maria and Elliot) couldn't participate in the giveaway, but we did get to hang out with Cherry, so, it ain't all bad.

I will be the first to admit that just the words CHERRY BRADY make me hyperventilate a little and make my little heart do flippity floppities in my chest. But after being inundated in the plethora of email entries for this contest, I know that I am not the only one breathin’ heavy over this lil’ lady. (And yes, I used the word PLETHORA. And I will give some extreme brownie points to those of you who know what the best movie quote of all time using the word plethora is.)

Now, so that everyone understands how awesome this contest actually was, we got Cherry (WHO IS AWESOME!) to sign three Voluptuous mags that she was on the cover of and one copy of Ultimate Cherry, which is one hot XXX-fest that I enjoy watching. So, there are actually FOUR winners of this contest. And just so that you understand that it is fair, I chose the winners at random. There was no premeditation, there was no playing favorites. (Besides, no one sent me bribes. lol)

So without further ado, a hearty congratulations goes out to our winners:

G.V.P. from Clifton, Virginia won the signed copy of the Nov. ’04 V-mag.

D.S. from San Angelo, Texas won the signed copy of the Feb. ’03 V-mag.

D.W. from Bronx, New York won the signed copy of the Sept. ’05 V-mag.

T.S. from Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin won the signed copy of Ultimate Cherry.

I make it a point to keep you abreast of all the things going on in SCORELAND (Hee-hee, I said, “Abreast!”), so please note that this blog is HOT OFF THE PRESSES.

Today, while making my usual rounds of the studio, I happened to bump into the woman who made me a fruit lover. You asked for her. You begged for her. You demanded her.

And you know what? YOU DESERVE TO SEE HER. So, gents, I give you the one and only Cherry “Ultimate V-Girl” Brady. Yes…she’s here. Please feel free to jump up and down with unbridled excitement and anticipate amazing, boob-filled LOL’tastic blogs to come.

Once upon a time, The SCORE Group was contacted by a lovely brunette named Natalie Fiore who told us that she found our site online, had ogled the hotties and wanted to share her 36DDDs with the world. So we flew to the Caribbean, and Natalie wowed us with her lovely jugs and her full, dark dugs, and all was well in the land. The photographers loved her, we loved her and we are pretty sure that all of you love her, too.

So, a few years later, we get a call from our favorite irresistible Frenchie, Natalie, and she told us that she wanted to share her tits with us again, only now, they were G-cups and even more awesome than before. Naturally, we thought she was pulling our (third) leg, but lo and behold, her boobs were bigger and even more epically jackable than before. So we snapped away, and you jacked away, and all was right in the land, again.

So, a year later, we got a call from, yeah you guessed it, Natalie. And this time she told us…wait for it…that her tits were EVEN bigger and that she wanted to show them off AGAIN. (This lady is a giver, eh?) So we flew to the Bahamas and WHAMMO! Her huge H-cup tits assaulted our vision and we silently high-fived the titty gods in supplication. So we shot her and you can check her out in the upcoming Sept. ’10 issue of V-Mag. And we will all live happily ever after!

So, yeah, Natalie Fiore should receive some sort of Noble (HOT!) Piece (of ass!) Prize for her incredible contribution to SCOREciety. And because I love this pretty dame and her incredible rack, I am going to show you the evolution of her natural wonders in photos. Yes, like a photo essay, if you will. Why? Because pictures speak a thousand words.

Pick up your copy of June 2010 Voluptuous today. Edited by the great Maria. Art-directed by the great Vanessa. Printed by top-notch pressmen operating giant machines. The winners of the Model of the Year, Newcomer and Plumper Contests are revealed this issue. This month has sensational pictorials of Karina Hart (Model of the Year), Ashley Sage Ellison (Newcomer of the Year), Samantha (Plumper of the Year) and Christy Marks, Sapphire, Victoria Lane, and Michelle May. Samantha’s win breaks Sapphire’s three continuous years of victory.

It’s been a hell of an erection year. Get your copy now before you hear those dreaded words from the store clerk, “Hey man, it’s like probably soldout.” If you do hear that, get it fast and easy here. Congratulations to the winners!

There is something about a curvy chick in full-on pinup attire that does something for me. Maybe it’s that as a child, I watched a lot of old movies on public television (We didn’t have cable until the ’90s at my house), and that included lots of old movies with Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe. I became obsessed with women in cute, little outfits that showed lots of leg and ample bosom. They didn’t appear slutty to me, but rather, they were curvaceous, classy women who seemed to always be

London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.

Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.

having the time of their lives and could walk into a room and instantaneouly hold the attention of everyone there.They oozed this confident, semi-cheeky sensuality that I thought was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

In fact, I remember finding a box of slides once in my grandfather’s study, and it was full of half-naked pinups. And although I was old enough to know that these were “dirty pictures,” I was fascinated by these sexy women. I thought that they were amazing in their lingerie and garters. It made such an impression on me that I would, in my adult years, go on to dress this way for fancy events. To me, pinup style is the epitome of hot. I think it’s, well, the cat’s meow. 😉

This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.

Maybe this is why when I do photo edits here at SCORELAND, the pics that I love most are the ones that channel that old Hollywood style I have come to equate with smoldering sexuality. In fact, when doing the photo edits for Voluptuous‘ December 2009 issue, I came across this shot of Hillary Hooterz, who just so happened to be debuting in said issue. When my art director Vanessa and I took a closer look, we both knew that this was THE shot, and we put it on the cover.

Just take a look at Hillary’s beautiful face and heaving cleavage spilling out of that blouse and showing just a peek of her polka-dotted bra. This shot, at least to me, teases and tantalizes and is probably hotter than if she had just posed topless. There is something about a woman who can show her curves and do it in such a way that even though she is fully clothed, you get just as horny as if she were naked. That’s the allure of pinup style, and whenever I see a girl dressed this way (Even when they are dressed in more of a Rockabilly style, which is, like, pinups with lots of tattoos), I am instantly drawn to her.

Just thought I’d share, considering that I confess most of my rack ruminations on here. Are you guys into pinups as much as I am?

I love looking through videos on SCORELAND because every now and then, I find something that makes me reminisce. I found this clip earlier today, and I had to share it with you.

But before I show you this clip, I want to give you a little background as to how it came to be. Our story takes place in a little castle in the countryside of Hungary. (Man, I just realized that I have a lot tit tales to tell you guys. While typing this, I had to stop and jot down a few reminders so I wouldn’t forget some crazy stories for future posts!)

Karina Hart is spectacular. She is perfect.

Okay, so it is no secret that I am a Karina Hart fan. (I mean, who could NOT be a Karina Hart fan? She is smokin’ hot. And check out her pics in this polka dot getup from SCORE Holiday ’08. YOWZA. ) Well, she was one of the first models that I met on the “Hungary for Hooters” trip last year, and here’s a fun fact; She and I shared the same bottle of shampoo the whole trip. (Which is not hot at all. But have any of you ever shared shampoo with Karina Hart? Nope. So let me have my moment. lol) We also chit-chatted about music (She is a big fan of rap, especially Tupac) and made jokes. She is a charming woman. And she is just as hot in person. No doubt about it.

And then there is Mandy Pearl. I also met her in Hungary, and let

Mandy Pearl is THE girl-next-door. A stacked sweetie.

me just say that her adorable British accent killed me! Sigh. I mean, I was a goner from the moment she said, “Oh, hello. I’m Mandy.” That was it. I was all googly-eyed and little cartoon hearts must have been floating around above my head. And it didn’t hurt that when I met her, she was wearing this lingerie outfit. Not only is she just fucking adorable, but she is one of the NICEST girls you will ever meet. She’s down to Earth, funny, and she made it a point to have dinner with the crew each night, even after 16-hour production days. She listened to music with all of us after dinner and sang and danced with the crew. Just thinking about her makes me want to break into song

Oh, Mandy! Well you came and you gave without taking…

(Yeah, Mandy Pearl makes you sing Barry Manilow. It happens.)

Okay, so back to the tale of the video clip…

I’m in Hungary with Karina Hart and Mandy Pearl, and we are sitting around a table right after breakfast. Someone had just come back from the store and brought back some essentials. You know…coffee, sugar, soap, batteries, snacks, drinks and water balloons. What? Water balloons are essential, people! lol

So, I see these balloons and I look at the girls and I say, “Let’s go play with these!” But they couldn’t because they were set to do a tennis shoot in a few minutes.

Well, I was disappointed for about three seconds, and then I said, “Aren’t you going to be hot after that?” And I smiled.

They laughed, and that was all I needed to grab an empty garbage nearby and head off to fill water balloons. I arrived on the tennis court a half- hour later lugging a garbage full of balloons, and the rest, as they say, is Big Tit History.

They nailed each other with balloons and laughed and frolicked. It was glorious. It reminded me of when you fantasize about a bunch of girls at a slumber party. You know what I’m talking about. All of them looking hot and bodacious and, like, fooling around. And then they start pillow fighting. And then they are playfully wrestling, and oops! All of sudden, clothes start coming off, and then it’s a big lezzie orgy…

You know you’ve had that fantasy.

lol

So, yes, what I am trying to say is that Karina and Mandy, two hot, curvy babes with accents (Oh, yeah. Accents! SO HOT!) basically got frisky, giggled, played, got wet and then took their tops off and rubbed titties all in my presence. AND IT WAS ALL MY IDEA.

No wonder this is one of my favorite clips of all time. You guys can check out the entire scene on SCORELAND by clicking HERE. At the very least, check out the highlights below. I’m telling you guys, sometimes, just sometimes, you’re in the right place at the right time.