“I know it seems awkward the first time you try it, but double penetration’s really got a whole lot going for it. Just as long as you try it on that Betty girl, because if you come anywhere near my Veronica, I’ll have you drawn, quartered, brought back to life, and flayed.”

“Well, if SOMEONE hadn’t mentioned his creep ball Rupert the Bear fetish to my daughter, we wouldn’t be standing here…would we, Andrews? Now be a good boy and insert the Glee Stick down Rupert’s pants.”