You'd think they might suck the innards out of a wire. And you'd be wrong. Vampliers are actually on the job to remove your rusty, stripped, damaged, jammed, or tamper-proof screws. And how do they do this, you ask? With vertically and horizontally serrated jaws that bite into nearly any surface without slipping or stripping the screw. Just try not to use it for normal plier-y things that you don't want to take a bite out of — something tells us they might leave a mark.

Keep some tools handy at all times while adding a bit of macho military flair to your keychain with this Grenade Screwdriver Set ($6). Remove the cap, open the body, and inside you'll find a driver as well as small, medium, and large bits for both Phillips and flathead screws. Just don't forget to take this thing off your keychain before cruising through TSA.

Unless you're a real firefighter, you might not need all the utility of the Lansky Fireman's Battle Axe ($60) — but that doesn't mean it can't come in handy. Crafted from 1075 tool steel with an insulated, non-slip handle and leather sheath, this bright orange axe features an impact tool, a hose wrench, and a gas valve wrench. Oh, and it's load bearing up to 600 pounds, just incase you and a buddy need to stand on it. Or something.

Your sense of smell is way more sensitive than your sense of taste. And that's a huge reason why the aromas you inhale from a dram of whisky greatly impact your tasting experience. The makers of the Norlan Whisky Glass know that, but also know that the aesthetic you get from a classic tumbler matters as well, and have combined the best of both worlds in this unique piece of glassware. Each glass is hand-blown from Borosilicate glass and available in sets of two.

Another big step forward for Pax and for vaporizers in general, the Pax 3 is the third-generation model of the company's flagship line. It's able to heat up instantly and vibrates when it's ready. It's also now a dual-use vaporizer for both loose leaf and extract which is an easy swap with the included concentrate insert. You can even control your Pax using the Pax Vapor app, which connects using Bluetooth — allowing you to personalize your ideal heat settings. Made using a high-polished anodized aluminum shell, each Pax 3 comes with a 10-year warranty and is available in Black, Silver, Gold, and limited edition Rose Gold.

We assume you won't be using it for nefarious purposes, but no matter what your intentions this Titanium Entry Card ($50) is a handy thing to have around. Made entirely out of aircraft grade titanium, it features two identical sets of lock picking tools embedded inside, ready to be snapped out and used. Just make sure you're using it for the right reasons — like breaking into the office over the weekend to toilet paper someone's cubicle. [Scouted by Joshua]

Anyone who's ever tried their own hand at painting knows what a pain it can be to deal with traditional paint cans. There's the flathead to get them open, the sticks to stir them with, the sloshing down the side, and the unreasonable force needed to close them up. Or you could just slap on a Mixing Mate. This handy tool fits snugly over standard one-quart paint can openings, and features an integrated paddle to mix the paint throughly, an integrated spout that opens with the press of a button, and an integrated grip for easy handling. Even better, it creates a tight, leak-proof seal, so all you need to do is pour out what you need and put the rest back on the shelf.