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(Philadelphia, PA — February 27, 2017) – Cemetery vandalism and grave desecration is becoming a “norm” in this country. And for the second time in a week, the target was a Jewish cemetery. Just another bonus in Donald Trump’s (R-NY) America. Philadelphia’s Mount Carmel Cemetery had between 75 and 100 tombstones toppled on Saturday night.…

(Washington, DC — January 27, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) today signed the death certificate for one of America’s most cherished premises: The welcoming of refugees from around the world in order to help them to escape persecution. The irony of Chancellor Squirrelhead, head of the Birthers, being so involved in a death certificate cannot…

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

(Columbia, SC — February 19, 2016) – For someone who wants to make a country “great” again by winning the Republican nomination, followed by the White House, Donald Trump (R-NY) continues to alienate large swaths of potential voting blocks. On Thursday, Pope Francis questioned the Christian faith of someone who would build walls between people.…

(Marfa, TX — February 15, 2016) – Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, 79, was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort here on Saturday, apparently from natural causes. His death brings to a close a 30-year career on the United States Supreme Court. It also means that the Art Modell Suite on the 14th…

(Rowan County, KY — September 9, 2015) – After serving time in prison for defying Supreme Court precedent and not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis (D-KY) was freed yesterday. She was greeted by a throng of cheering supporters, including her second (and fourth) husband, Joe “Old Redneck Hillbilly” Davis,…

(Rowan County, KY — September 3, 2015) – Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis (D-KY) has been found in contempt of court, and now faces jail time, for defying Supreme Court precedent and not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Over the past few days, most of the public has come to find her contemptible. The…