The Sonic toaster nobody asked for is now available on SEGA’s website

Running late for work and gotta go fast? How about some toast? How about some officially licensed SEGA toast? No, we don’t understand it either, but that hasn’t stopped the video game company from releasing a toaster with Sonic the Hedgehog branding.

Crap title. "The Sonic toaster nobody asked for " whereas the article says "But, no worries, as the bread machine has already reached its goal of 1,000 preorders" - So 1,000 people putting $35 down is "Nobody?". Okay.