Chloe smiles the smile of the knowing milliseconds before Gerald is sucked up into the jet-powered ventilation fan.

3:11 pm May, 14Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bobby, excited beyond all belief, has tracked down the motherlode of his new fuschia douche shirt empire and attempts to take her hostage with the clever pick up line of “How’d ya like to make a few bucks the easy way.” Little did she know he wasn’t spouting a useless sexual innuendo and was only interested in her curtains and carpet.

5:10 pm May, 14Stephanie said...

Punk rock square dance.

6:20 pm May, 14FredN. said...

Sorry, Vin.

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Vestigial pear looks like a fake dong hanging off her ass crack. Even gots those wrinkles underneath like on a real ball sack. Looks like the penultimate scene in Boogie Nights.

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In other words, no erection for the Mrs. tonight.

6:36 pm May, 14DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Take Us To Your Leader.”

7:18 pm May, 14macfleckchoad said...

Costco’s new hairdresser rocks!

9:42 pm May, 14Medusa Oblongata said...

“Hi! Welcome to the Houston Astrodome’s all-new FEMAtown! I’m Ashley, this is Rick! And we’re gonna show you how much fun it is to lie on a shit-smeared cot and slowly dehydrate!”

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Too soon?

12:45 am May, 15Wheezer said...

Vin, I think that pic ruined the autoboner I used to get when I’d see one of your embedded pics. From now on, I’ll likely be doing a double take when I see your posts.