Monday, 1 February 2016

Ah, Valentine's Day. You're either with it or against it. Another marketing ploy or a day filled with love. I'm not here to have a debate, I'm here to guide you. So you can find a small perfect gesture to say "thank you for not dumping my ass when I farted under the covers and made you smell it" or "This is to tell you that even if Margot Robbie asked me to be her lover, I'd turn her down because you are forever" Soppy shit like that.