At yesterday's (Sunday) house show in Knoxville, TN, an elderly woman was ejected from the show after slapping CM Punk.

Joe Evens writes: "Punk was getting heat and this woman just walked up to him, told him he wasn't Jesus and wailed away with a hard slap. Punk smiled and told her he forgave her while security pulled her out of the show, then genuflected, making it even more insanely funny. The guy didn't lose a step from it either."

Someones been at the Thesaurus huh? Anyway, that is pretty damn funny, the only funnier and more heated response would have been "Yeah I'm not Jesus, I exist, bitch" or something equally as witty and amusing.