LUIS SUAREZ STUNS ENGLAND: Uruguay Wins 2-1 Because They Have The Best Striker On Earth

Jake O'Donnell

5:06 pm, June 19th, 2014

England just couldn’t convert on a few easy opportunities, while Uruguay — helped by the fact that Diego Godin wasn’t given his second yellow card in the first half — simply got it to their star and he converted.

YELLOW CARD ENGLAND

SUBSTITUTION ENGLAND (70′)

WAYNE ROONEY EQUALIZES WITH HIS FIRST WORLD CUP GOAL (75′)

– Rooney off a great ball from Glen Johnson who snuck into the box. England is fired up and looking for more, need to be careful about leaving themselves vulnerable to counterattack.

LUIS SUAREZ SCORES OFF OF PUNT FROM KEEPER (85′)

– Not exactly “a punt from the keeper,” Muselera punted it and it was flicked on by Steven Gerrard to a streaking Suarez who does what the world’s deadlist striker does in a one on one. Bang, 2-1 Uruguay lead again.

SUBSTITUTION URUGUAY (88′)

– Sebastián Coates comes on for Luis Suarez, who is probably really tired from all that goal scoring.

FINAL: URUGUAY 2 – 1 ENGLAND

– Final stats as England is (virtually) eliminated from the 2014 World Cup.