I'm so lazy that even if I'm really hungry, I won't get up to make food.

I just went in the kitchen, looked at what I had in the freezer, looked at what I had in the fridge, looked at what I had in the cupboard, and decided none of it looked good or easy enough for me to make after two drinks. Oh.. three drinks._________________A person's character is their destiny.

my boyfriend on how very, very lazy i am:
Casey: i think if i ever want to stop you from getting somewhere, ill just put like, an empty cardboard box in the doorway
Casey: and then it's like "ENH. There's a BOX there..."
Casey: ::sleep::