Series 4 Issue # 26 - Possession Part 3

By Gauntlet (Shadowman)

Rather than wait for the Decepticon forces to attack, the Mechanical Maniacs have taken the initiative against them along with their friends the Sinister Six. Raiding their undersea base underneath an artificial island, it looked as if the two teams were on the verge of winning the day as they drove back the Decepticons and their mind-controlled slaves. However, with the Decepticons' base falling apart, a familiar foe is there to confront the Megaman teams. And, for some reason he doesn't seem to worried about losing.....

Shadowman: Bizarro!?

Magnetman: So, the mastermind's finally shown himself!

Bizarro Shadow: "Mastermind" is rather long. You may address me as a simple "Master" if you like. Isn't that right, Galvatron?

Galvatron: Yes ..... master....

Hardman: "Master"!? Don't tell me the guy we've been fighting this whole time is been controlled!

Bizarro Shadow: Galvatron's not alone in this little undertaking, remember?!

(Bizarro Shadowman throws Shadowblades at the group, but Shadowman counters them with his own blades!)

Shadowman: So, Bizarro, I guess you're using your Borg implants to control Galvatron over there. Otherwise there's no way he'd work for you.

Bizarro Shadow: Heh, good guess, Sherlock. Now stay still and DIE!

(Bizarro Shadowman lets loose with a flurry of sparks, however Sparkman manages to to counter those too.)

Sparkman: Don't worry, I've got you covered!

Someone: But whose got YOU, eh?

(From out of nowhere, Sigma emerges and grabs Sparkman!)

Gutsman: Sigma!

Topman: What the Hell are you doing here Sigma!?

Sigma: Sowing the seeds for the future, naturally. MY future. I must admit it took me a LONG time to recover from my last defeat, Mechanical Maniacs ....... that "sniffy" anti-Virus nearly finished me where hordes of Maverick hunters could not!* But, I'm back now and I've joined forces with Bizarro Shadowman and Galvatron. With you meddlers out of the picture I'm ready to sow the seeds of a virus which I will use in the future to destroy mankind! With the Life Virus, Evil Energy and my own Maverick Virus working together no force on Earth or anywhere else can stop us!

Topman: Well, yer too late! We've foiled you're evil scheme! The first thing we did when we got here was destroy your lab so - (Topman sticks out his toung) *pftttthhhhhhh*

Sigma: "Foiled"? How can you say THAT .... when we finished our scheme only days ago?

Geminiman: WHAT!?

Galvatron: That's right. Sorry we didn't wait for you, but after we got the Evil Energy we immediately got to work. Unlike YOU we don't waste time! Even as we speak the virus is incubating below the Earth ..... and the Autobots are facing a most unpleasant battle with their own Primes (infected with our super-virus of course)! Sometimes it's almost too easy.

Sigma: Our victory here is incidental since we've already won. The destruction of the lab changes nothing. So why don't you all just back off now .... or the new guy gets it?

Sparkman: Urk!

Topman: Uh.... no way! Let's go, guys!!

Sigma: Shall I - ?

Bizarro Shadowman: No. Leave them all to me!

Hardman: So you wanna take on the Mechanical Maniacs AND the Sinister Six all at ONCE? You drunk?

Bizarro Shadowman: TRY ME!

Hardman: ..... kay.

(Hardman shoots out his fists, but they deflect off Bizarro's Borg shield!)

Bizarro Shadowman: Ooohh, not bad. Try MINE!

(Bizarro shoots out his own fists slamming Bizarro into the wall!)

Shadowman: Crap, he's still got Borg shields!

Bizarro Shadowman: And much MORE!

(Bizarro transforms into a ship and fires lasers at the two teams! They scatter, but there's not much dodging they can do in such an enclosed space!)

Geminiman: Damn it, this is not supposed to happen to the good guys!

(Geminiman tries his Gemini Lazer and Arm Cannon on Bizarro, but they bounce off his shields)

Cutman: It's hopeless!

Needlegal: Wait! Sinister Six, gun him down!

Fireman: Well, all right...

(The Sinister Six all fire their weapons at Bizarro and miraculously he falls to the floor and is forced to transform back!)

Bizarro Shadowman: Argh.

Gutsman: Ah, we did it!

Bizarro Shadowman: Really? Care to try your luck again?

Cutman: Let's do it!

Needlegal: Wait -

Elecman: Normally I don't use violence, but just this once...

(The Sinister Six unleash their attacks, however Bizarro merely laughs!)

Bombman: Uh, it's not working...

Elecman: Why...?

Bizarro Shadowman: Looks like I've adapted to that form of attack. Now DIE!

(Bizarro Shadowman falls to the ground. Sigma and Galvatron watch on in stunned amazement as Hardman and Gutsman walk out of a hole in Bizarro's head.)

Gutsman: What a maroon.

Hardman: Adapt against THAT, ya big sissy.

Snakeman: I don't believe it!

Bombman: WE WON!

Bizarro Shadowman: Is that .... the best .... you got...?

(Bizarro Shadowman rises once more, his wounds fully healed!)

Bizarro Shadowman: Because if it is....

Hardman: Aw, no way! We destroyed your brain!

Bizarro Shadowman: I'm sorry, but my Limited armor is still in effect and you did NOT completely destroy anything important. But you DID succeed .... in arising my IRE!

(The 'Maniacs and the Six are surrounded by the evil robots. They look to each other for confidence, but there is precious little. Constant fighting has drained them all of strength and faced with such powerful enemies it seems almost certain that they should fail.)

Shadowman: ...... So, before we all die, why don't you tell me what happened to you, Bizarro? I noticed you aren't as stupid as when we last saw each other. No more backwards talking .... finally get hooked on phonics?

Bizarro Shadow: Humph ... You'll die wondering!

(Galvatron, Sigma, and Bizarro all fire their assorted weapons at the team, but Shadowman uses a smoke bomb to hide the heroes' presence. The ship is again rocked by a multitude of explosions as the former captives lay waste to vital equipment!)

Galvatron: The ship won't last much longer!

Bizarro Shadow: We must kill those robots! I want them DEAD!

Sigma: I still have their buddy here. They'll need to come back to rescue him.

Bizarro Shadow: After him, Galvatron! Damn ..... I didn't even get to use ANY of my cool new powers yet.....

(Galvatron runs after Sparkman deep into his base!)

Galvatron: Come out, Battledroid! Do you have any courage or will you die running from me?

Sparkman: Who's running?

(Galvatron twirls to see....)

Galvatron: The Sinister Six.

Gutsman: Well, maybe the Fearsome Five until we get a new number six.

Sparkman: I wasn't so much "running" as I was "leading you here."

Galvatron: For all the good it'll do you!

(Elsewhere, Bizarro And Sigma split up to hunt down the other 'Maniacs).

Sigma: Come out come out wherever you are.....

(Sigma is then hit with a barrage of Magnet Missiles!)

Sigma: AGH!

(Which are followed by swarms of search snakes which detonate on impact!)

Sigma: Grrrr ..... cowards! You hide like rats using the darkness as cover! Fight like MEN!

Shadowman: Recently we were in an alternate reality you know .... and while the evil us-es were real jerks they did know a few things about surprise attacks!

(The Mechanical Maniacs continue their hidden attack using the darkness as cover for quick attacks. Soon Sigma's body was near collapse and that's when the 'Maniacs crept out of the shadows....)

Sigma: You've nearly destroyed me...

Snakeman: With that body of yours going there's not many places left for you to run.

Geminiman: Our Transmetal armor makes us resistant to viruses and that means both we and their Sinister Six are off your menu. And with this base nearing collapse it looks as if it's curtains for you. Without a host body I doubt you'll survive!

Sigma: You have .... underestimated me again! For the most powerful among us is still operational!

(Sigma leaps out of his host body and quickly flees down a corridor.)

Topman: After him!

Geminiman: Looks like Sigma is making a run for it.

Shadowman: Just as planned.

(Meanwhile, Galvatron is gaining the upper hand on the Sinister Six and Sparkman....)

Galvatron: Stupid, foolish, IDIOTS! I am Galvatron, born from the fires of Unicron! I can't be beaten by the likes of YOU!

Bombman: I hate to say it, but I think we gotta 'port to base. This guy's pummeling us.

Elecman: Wait. There's one last strategy. But we gotta make it to the prisoners' cells in time and hope that our "last strategy" doesn't backfire on us!

(The Sinister Six and Sparkman run for the cells as The Maniacs follow the Sigma Virus to....)

Bizarro Shadow: Sigma? What are you? - UFF!

(Bizarro Shadowman reels as Sigma suddenly infects him!)

Sigma: Now prepare yourselves, robots! This was always my plan anyway, however I am forced to step it .... uhhh...

Bizarro Shadow: Get out of my head!

Sigma: NO! This is my body now and you'll do as I command!

Hardman: Turning schizophrenic?

Geminiman: The two are battling each other for control of the same body.

Shadowman: Let's try this now!

(Shadowman chucks a shadowblade at Bizarro and it hits doing minimal damage.)

Topman: It hit him!

Shadowman: Like I hoped. Bizarro can't fight both Sigma and us. His Borg shields are down.

Topman: Oh goodie. An easy target.

Magnetman: My favorite kind of target. Let's get the sucker!

Hardman: Boo-yeah!

(The 'Maniacs pour on the power causing Bizarro to reel in pain! Bizarro/Sigma tries to fight back with his assortment of powers, but fighting each other makes them incapable of providing a sufficient defense against the heroes! Finally, Bizarro transforms into a ship and tries to escape, but Topman uses his top spin to stop them cold in the small corridors of the Decepticon base!)

Shadowman.EXE: Amazing..... his Borg technology has adapted to Sigma's attack and mutated him into a virus that just keeps getting stronger. Sigma's barely surviving and now he's being dragged through cyberspace as Bizarro continues to eat away at him.

Bizarro Shadow: You'll regret attacking me here!

(Bizarro lashes out with tentacles, but Shadowman.EXE and Gutsman.EXE are too fast for him. They avoid his attack and attack Bizarro himself at close range!)

Bizarro Shadow: Is that the best you have? Because it's not enough!

(Bizarro Shadowman counters with Shadowblades and Magnet Missiles, but they are easily destroyed by Shadowman.EXE with his own Shadowblades! With Shadowman covering him, Gutsman.EXE delivers a final, crushing blow!)

Shadowman.EXE: We have the experience, and you've weakened from constant battling with Sigma. It's over!

Bizarro Shadow: Over!? HAH! I'll just escape and evolve again! I'll build myself a NEW body .... more powerful. Then I'll release a new version of the virus! You have to defeat me hundreds of times because your code of honor prevents you from killing all living things while I only have to win ONCE!

(Bizarro lashes out with a barrage of Shadowblades, but they only hit a hologram. Shadowman has already leapt far into the air and goes in to drive his Muramasa deep into the Virus' code.)

Bizarro Shadow: AAAAH! But .... your code....

Shadowman.EXE: I don't consider a bad mutant copy of me a "living thing". You're just code with delusions of grandeur.

(With that the Bizarro Virus explodes into meaningless bits, erased from existence.)

Sigma: (thought) Looks like it's time to flee....

(Sigma begins to creep away...)

Gutsman.EXE: Not so fast, Sigma.

(Gutsman grabs the virus and holds him tight. In his weakened condition Sigma presents little challenge.)

Gutsman.EXE: You're coming with us.

Sigma: Are you .... planning to kill me too then?

(The pair of Navis contemplate this for only a moment.)

Shadowman.EXE: No. From what I know about the future, you're place is there. If I kill you here that may change time in a bad way.

Sigma: Oh .... good.

Shadowman.EXE: HOWEVER, know this: we have virus battling capabilities here. We aren't afraid to use them. If I even so much as THINK you're here again, you're dead, consequences be damned.

Sigma: Ah ..... I think we understand each other - URK!

Gutsman.EXE: Quit yer blabbering, let's go.

(And so the Decepticon base collapses and the false Island miraculously survives. Galvatron is taken into custody by Optimus Prime and Sigma is trapped in a Pokeball until the Mechanical Maniacs gain access to a time machine.)

Optimus Prime: And so this mission is over.

Geminiman: Yeah, but ..... What about the Autobots in space? Won't they be in trouble because of the virus?

Optimus Prime: Not to worry, Gemini. The Matrix was able to develop a cure for the virus. I have already destroyed the virus here on Earth while you were battling the deranged Bizarro Shadowman. Since all Transformers share a bond with the Matrix I shall unleash it's power in space and wipe out the virus forever.

Sigma: Yeah, wonderful. You know I escaped this ball once before.

Shadowman: You know, if you cause trouble I'm perfectly willing to kill you. I don't consider you a life form, you know.

Magnetman: What about Galvatron and the Decepticons?

Optimus Prime: Galvatron will be dismantled and his circuts held in a Transformer prison. Then we Autobots will return here and gather the remains of any surviving Decepticons. They have a lot to answer for.

Topman: Oh, that reminds me...

(Topman tosses a Pokeball revealing...)

Top Spin: Hitmontop! Top! Top!

Topman: Top Spin went bad so we had to turn him into a Pokemon. Think he belongs more with you than us.

Optimus Prime: Oh, Top Spin .... how far you have fallen.

Gutsman: Um, you know, Prime, there's something you can do for us .... if you don't mind.

Optimus Prime Anything, Gutsman. I am in your debt.

Gutsman: You wouldn't happen to have a base these freeloaders can use. I ..... I want them out of my base!

The 'Maniacs: HEY!

Optimus Prime: A base, eh? Actually no one has used the Ark in a long time....

Shadowman: ooohhhh, the ARK! That'd be great!

Needlegal: Yeah, definitely!

Optimus Prime: Good. Then it's settled.

(Just then a figure emerges from the sea....)

Topman: Who?

Bizarro Shadowman: Whoa, what a sane day!

Magnetman: Bizarro!? Shadow, you didn't kill him!?

Shadowman: No .... that'd be pretty creepy. After all, he's a copy of me! With all the alternate mes running around it fellt a little like killing myself when I off one of them. I just destroyed the program that held his mind together. Figured he'd still be linked to his body in some way and looks like I figured right. Anyway, with Torchman, Quint and everyone else dead we need a recurring villain!

Bizarro Shadowman: Geez, that was big fun! Let's go again!

Geminiman: I wonder just how deadly he is now. We had trouble beating him in the alternate reality before.

Topman: So, Bizarro, what made you into that giant Transformer? In the mood to tell us now?

.....

Bizarro Shadowman: ..... Me ..... remember.....

Snakeman: Hm.....I guess things turned out all right after all ...

Needlegal: Yeah, and we learned-

(All of a sudden police helicopters surround the island!)

Elecman: They've come for me!

Hardman: What's going on here!?

Police Bot: Mechanical Maniacs .... we have discovered that you were involved in the robbery of the first Nation Megalopolis Bank*. You are to come with us for trial and sentencing!

UNICRON: I ALREADY KNOW, CYCLONUS. BIZARRO HAD INTERESTING TECHNOLOGY WHICH I THOUGHT I COULD EXPLOIT, BUT IT APPEARS THAT IT WAS FOR NAUGHT.

Cyclonus: So, what do we do now?

UNICRON: THE EARTH IS PROVING MORE MEDDLESOME THAN I HAD THOUGHT. THEIR TRANSWARP EXPLOSION INJURED ME GREATLY AND NOW THEY HAVE BESTED MY CREATIONS ONCE AGAIN. IT SEEMS THAT I MUST PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO THE PLANET EARTH. AND NEXT TIME I ARRIVE THERE I WILL NOT BE FELLED BY A SIMPLE BOMB!

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