Thursday, May 3, 2018

Congress Cockrosh

In
a Tennis match (or any game for that
matter) a player who is losing miserably is likely to hit more wayward shots
out of frustration or lose wickets faster by trying to hit silly shots, if
mental composure is lost. In the 2014 World Cup semi-final eternal favourites Brazil played like zombies and were
thrashed 7-1 by Germany. A losing
team tends to go down the drain and hit moronic shots faster than you can say
“Pappu”. That’s the same problem that ails the Congress. The BJP is lucky in
many ways. In recent times, the Congis have reflected intelligence of the pits
with statements like “Zero loss” or
“Coal is still in mother earth”. To
beat all that, they have a President who is an outright insult to any form of
intelligence. Other than consistently blabbering nonsense, Rahul Gandhi has neither displayed political maturity nor any kind
of basic intelligence whatsoever. And, therefore, his little Pidis like
Karnataka CM S. Siddaramiah (SS) are infected with the same disease.

Last
year, Congress passed the “anti-superstition”
Bill in Karnataka and SS said, “The Bill will bring
success to the party.” Calling himself a rationalist, he asserted that
changing his car was in no way linked to a crow perching on it. There were
jokes on social media that he had changed his car after a crow sat on it, since
according to a myth, it would bring “bad luck”. To this day, that innocent crow
seems to have mentally affected the CM. In his recent road shows, he has been
carrying a “Limboo” in his hand for
good luck:

On
Sunday, April 30, RG held a rally in Delhi called the “JanAakrosh Rally”. I wonder what the “Aakrosh” was all about.
Failing to gain momentum in Karnataka, the Congis decided to have a rally in
Delhi. Again, the same rants of “Gabbar Singh Tax” and his flight free-falling 8000ft (His sidekick K. Vidyarthee
claimed 1640ft in a tweet) and bogus claims of “saving the Constitution”. Once more, RG challenged Modi won’t be
able to withstand his speech if he were to be given “15 minutes” in Parliament. Naturally, this was a loose-ball waiting
to be hit outside the stadium and PM Modi gladly welcomed it. He asked Pappu to
debate Karnataka in any language, including his momma’s mother-tongue, without
any “chits”. Hardly a day passed, and the diaper-changers of Pappu jumped into
quick action to defend the clueless wonder:

The
chief monkey-balancing Congress boot-licker Rajdeep doesn’t stop to think that the attack on the “Italian
firang” and her misfortunate half-Italian son was natural if the fools of
Congress call Modi and Shah “outsiders”
in Karnataka. The reference to Modi as “Chaiwalla”
is not equivalence. The reference to Modi as “Chaiwalla” in a derogatory sense
would be equalled only if Modi had resorted to calling SoniaG a “Bar-waitress”. Moronic Rajdeep cannot
distinguish the fact that Chaiwalla and Bar-waitress are certain jobs, while
being Italian or outsider refers to the “origin”
of a person. But that is how brainless and imbecile our so-called journos are –
not very bright people.

And
each time RG gets a stick back, they jump to his defence playing victim. And
Johnies like Pappu or SS, when facing retaliation from the PM, talk debates and
stuff. What exactly will these uncouth, foul-mouthed people debate anyway? Not
one single thing quoted by Modi is wrong, all of it is borne out by facts –
from crime-rise in Karnataka to farmer situation and political murder of BJP
workers. Modi stopped short of saying murder of “Hindus” as that would invoke a
notice from the EC:

If
RG or SS are really asked to join a public debate I am sure both will run away
and hide in a hole. They are in a situation as bad as Brazil having to claim
they are still the best team after being beaten 7-1. But Brazil being a “genetically football” nation will more
likely bounce back. In the case of Congress, they are now “genetically” led by
a bunch of unintelligent ignoramuses who know nothing about India or any issue
the country faces. NOTHING! They are as far removed from India and her
aspirations as Russian is from Tamil. The Congress today behaves like a
bunch of lumpens that will throw a large number of nails on the road when you
are about to test the latest race-cars of the future. And they are led by an
unbelievable ignoramus who doesn’t respect “Vande Mataram” and, worse, RG had to be nudged to stand up for the
national song. Where does such pathetic disgust for the country get ingrained?

So
scared is SS that he has dropped his earlier constituency and is now contesting
from two seats and one ticket for his son. That’s like a sitting duck and Modi
taunted him with a “2+1” jibe. Now,
in responding to such jibes there has to be some wicked political humour or a
repartee that can hold some logic and not get instantly trashed. The response
of SS to the “2+1” was as unintelligent as can be predicted for any ignorant
Congi:

Everyone
knows Modi could have easily won from anywhere in Gujarat. He has previously
won in Rajkot and Ahmedabad as MLA and CM. The choice of Varanasi is symbolic of cultural and civilizational value. That
apart, Varanasi was also meant to impact the election outcome in UP which is often
the key to LS victories – and it did. The BJP won over 70 seats in UP in LS2014
while Siddaramiah is contesting from two seats as a “Defending CM” from his own home state. Modi, in 2014, was
challenging the entire Sickular force in LS elections and they lost even from
Varanasi which is not in his regular backyard. I guess SS and the Congis are
too stupid to even understand the moronery of his argument.

Everything
that PM Modi said in his speeches on May 1 was on the dot. From RG insulting Deve Gowda to Karnataka
being up in crimes and being “easy for murders” and top on corruption was absolutely accurate.
With a foreigner who has nothing in common with Indians or Indian culture, the
only thing SoniaG had was being married to an Indian. Millions of ordinary
people gave her a chance, either out of sympathy or the fluke of “Aam Aadmi”
slogans. In a decade, she proved that every policy of Congress was to protect
the Dynasty and the party and divide Indians and break-India into pieces.

For
months now, RG has been blabbering incessant nonsense during campaigns and at
other events. I am yet to hear one sentence this man utters that makes any
sense. From Jupiter crap to Gabbar Singh, whoever his tutors are must be worse
than him. And his little media goons like Rajdeep, Shekhar Gupta and others
(even the Newslaundry morons) keep claiming every 7.86 days that he has matured
and become a PM-worthy politician. In the end, devoid of any sound agenda and
burdened by bad performance, corruption and crimes, the only thing left with
the Congis is the “Limboo” to trust
and save them. And the Congi pimp who is anti-Hindu, claims being rational like
SS, now thinks superstition and idiotic theories will save the Congress and he had
come up with this:

Those
who claim to be atheists often become religious if they are in a dangerous
flight that shows indications of crashing. They sometimes become religious if
they are sentenced to prison or posted to places like the LOC to face
terrorists and enemies. All the nonsensical “Aakrosh” is a theatre that the
people are now bored with, after which RG returns to his real and normal life kitty-party gossip group in different clothes:

Despite
all their efforts, Congis are not managing to collect the crowds they want. In
a war, if your side is losing some battles, the commanders generally change “tactics”. Commanders don’t decide that
they are losing a battle in Karnataka so let’s go fight some other war in Delhi.
This is exactly what Pappu & Co. did by holding what I call a stupid “Cockrosh” rally. Led by Italians, the
Congress has nothing in common anymore with the social fabric, culture,
aspirations and future of Indians. The
Cockrosh is better off dead.

23 comments
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Fantastic as usual!Only one complaint, I wish you'd write more often! The times are desperate, and all the Pidis are in full throttle with their daily disinformation, this you need to fire more frequently

The abhinava kalidasa cannot write a single sentence without copying whereas the orignal was master of words,similies and metaphors.he would have gone mad hearing the new comparison of pappu with him..however original kalidasa must b happy to know his modern avtar has at least one of his traits.....I am not eloborating the obvious!Abhinava kalidasa has at least one trait of

Comparing RG to Kalidasa is like comparing a little peak to Mount Everest . The writer in Newslaundry perhaps has not read Kalidasa even in English translation otherwise he would have realized the stupidity of the comparison. In Kalidasa`s Raghuvamsam (in the First canto ) there is a beautiful simile (in fact 2 similes) in which the poet confesses in all humility that he posseses a little intelligence only and therefore for him to write about the Raghu dynasty is like attempting to pluck fruits by a dwarf from a tree which is approachable only by a tall and broad-shouldered person. The second simile says that he (the poet )only has a small boat with which he is foolishly attempting to cross the mighty sea like the Raghu dynasty.When I read the comparison of RG to Kalidasa I was instantly reminded of these beautiful similes.

Absolutely Brilliant.I have never in my life seen such dumb people as now in congress.There is a grand fight for being the most stupid among themselves with RG leading the show and none can go near him.Congis ignorance is much bigger than the size of the universe.

Absolute gems of words - diaper changers of Pappu and this clueless wonder. Cool!!!. But Urgently required - another party opposite BJP in 2019, but not an amalgam of sundry politicians/parties such as likes of KSR or Mamata Bannerjee. God spare us from such people.

Very well summed up the situation in Karnataka. Wether BJP wins handsomely or makes a govt with support of other parties Congress mukt Karnataka is likely outcome. The reason for this will be direction less Congress lead by President who is pampered by media beyond redemption. Even Cambridge Analalytica has collapsed due to its valued client in india.

Well, most of the contributors to this comments column are like me,great fans of ,Ravinar.However I have a gut feeling that the voters of Karnataka fed on several “bhagya “ schemes by Siddu Govt.& given their allegiance their caste candidates will give a fractured mandate.And that old fox D Devegouda will make both the national parties dance to his tunes.I sincerely wish BJP will form Govt.

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