We see no need to be coy about our feelings here, nor do we see the need to use a lot of fancy words to elucidate our feelings. We trust our point will come through loud and clear as you scroll down.

Newp.

Newp.

Newp.

This look is one big pile of “Newp.” It’s all the “Newps” in the world. It is every “Newp” we can muster. We are spewing “Newps” in every direction. What we’re trying to say here is, we do not like this dress. The shape is bad enough, but that margarine color is horrifying on her. And those straps are downright offensive, when you consider how many thousands of dollars this dress is likely to cost.