“@wsl don’t u call off the day before John johns heat when it’s perfect fricken air wind and ramps. It’s not devil wind it’s fricken air wind, assimilate. The boys will rip this! Haha Parko just did a sick little shifty.” — Albee Layer @johnjohn_slater on Instagram, before John John’s air.

“Haha hate to say told you so…. Wait I love saying that haha duh but see devil winds not what it used to be the boys wanna fly let um.” — Albee Layer @johnjohn_slater on Instagram, after John John’s air.

“How much did you pay those white people to say ‘I am Adriano de Souza?’”

“I think it’s gonna be a feeling that he’s gonna enjoy. Like I always say, winning is contagious.” — You mean addictive, Martin? One person wins, and before you know it everyone starts winning! A winning pandemic!

“He’ll just keep on S-ing back into the source. Now it’s chundering and changing shape on the inside corner, and Ferreira can’t hang on…” — Joe Turpel.

“Kelly is a modern day Cheyne Horan”

“We’re always focussing on the fun side, but the business side is there. He’s definitely there, behind the scenes, getting ready: he’s got a psyche.” — Strider “Sherlock” Wasilewski on Sebastian Zietz.

“More so than any Drug Aware winner before him, Sebastian Zietz is aware of drugs.” — Full-On Steez IV @DoubleEpskiSesh.

Pete Mel: “How does no. 2 in the world at this moment sound?”Sebastian Zietz: “Woooaahh! Radical! No. 2!”

“Wilko’s stance so wide, he can pick up a load of Rip Curl gear in Pyongyang without leaving the nightclub in Seoul.” — really super jr @whoissuperjr.

“Wilko’s stance is so wide that Rip Curl reinforces the leg panels of his suits with titanium to keep the ass from blowing out” — Nihilist999 @nihilist999.

“Wilko’s stance is so wide his asshole would stick to his stringer if he did a bottom turn in the nude. Your welcome for the visual.” — Rottmouth @Rottmouth.

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