Man Slaps Wife With His PENIS...arrested

She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?

Quoting: Chip

A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.

Quoting: Debauchery

Didn't that Bobbitt chic do that? Or did she cut it off??...yes, some men suck(no pun intended) at foreplay but you should never hurt or talk smack about a man's penis...it seriously damages them for life...it is all about the penis...it is their entire ego...bless their hearts...

Quoting: Abi ~

Yeah she sliced it off.

He did porn afterwards though, he's fine.

I say if you don't want your penis injured don't stick it in my face unless I really love you..and I've made it clear that I want it there.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?

Quoting: Chip

A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.

Quoting: Debauchery

My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ!

She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?

Quoting: Chip

A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.

Quoting: Debauchery

My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ!

Quoting: Chip

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

I would though..and I have.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?

Quoting: Chip

A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.

Quoting: Debauchery

My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ!

Quoting: Chip

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?

Quoting: Chip

A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.

Quoting: Debauchery

My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ!

Quoting: Chip

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

I would though..and I have.

Quoting: Debauchery

Are there chewed dongs laying around your bed? Mine gets so hard you would chip your tooth.

She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?

Quoting: Chip

A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.

Quoting: Debauchery

My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ!

Quoting: Chip

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

I would though..and I have.

Quoting: Debauchery

I just sweetly tell them that, "sure, I could oblige, but I suffer from TMJ and my jaw could lock up at any minute and cause me to bite down and not release"...then I tell them a horror story about having to go to the hospital to have them remove the penis from mouth...that pretty much does it...no, I do not have tmj, but when you make it graphic enough, they put the penis away and leave you alone...:) course, if dude was being retarded and violent, ya, I would bite the thing off..;)

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

I would though..and I have.

Quoting: Debauchery

Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25857416

Not a liar.

My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

I would though..and I have.

Quoting: Debauchery

Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25857416

Not a liar.

My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it.

Quoting: Debauchery

Women are so fussy and picky about things they put in their mouths except for anything that resembles food. You're not tremendously fat by chance are you? If it were me i would've dipped my dinger in chip dip and you probably wouldn't have known the difference

I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths.

I would though..and I have.

Quoting: Debauchery

Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25857416

Not a liar.

My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it.

Quoting: Debauchery

Women are so fussy and picky about things they put in their mouths except for anything that resembles food. You're not tremendously fat by chance are you? If it were me i would've dipped my dinger in chip dip and you probably wouldn't have known the difference

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28377011

Why is it that every time someone says something you don't like you resort to the "fat" comments? It would make sense if you could actually see the people you were trying to insult but online it makes no sense.

You can't come up with anything better?

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.

Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25857416

Not a liar.

My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it.

Quoting: Debauchery

Women are so fussy and picky about things they put in their mouths except for anything that resembles food. You're not tremendously fat by chance are you? If it were me i would've dipped my dinger in chip dip and you probably wouldn't have known the difference

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28377011

Why is it that every time someone says something you don't like you resort to the "fat" comments? It would make sense if you could actually see the people you were trying to insult but online it makes no sense.

You can't come up with anything better?

Quoting: Debauchery

You probably just had some gravy and syrup on your pancakes with half a stick of butter eh? You're still hungry aren't you? I get it, your husband didnt have the mass to fill you up. If i stuck my thingy in that hole under your nose that resembles a dumpster, would it come out with syrup and pancake crumbs on it? Did your husband have low standards?

Well if you have erectile disfuntion i guess you are safe... but than they say take pills to make it hard than you play with it in her face and she presses charges... o god im confuxed now do you want it hard or soft....