Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Bloop was actually Vin Diesel emerging from his abyssal cave where he slumbers once per century. He rockets towards the surface, riding the supersonic shockwave caused by his pectoral muscles as they fling the entrance open. He swam the route he takes for mating, feeding on giant squid along the way, and emerged on the beaches of France just in time to be cast in Saving Private Ryan.