Genius Physicist Invents Machine to Separate Cream From Oreos

Here you were proud of that macrame potted plant caddy you tied together. This video might have you rethinking your hobbies.

Clearly what you should be doing in your spare time is inventing complicated machinery to deal with your snack food problems. This physicist invented a machine that uses a hatchet to separate Oreos and a router to remove the cream filling. He really hates cream filling. Like, a lot.