John Marston vs. Revolver Ocelot's ridiculous mustache

The gunslingers of Red Dead Redemption and Metal Gear Solid duke it out

John Marston: outlaw turned hero of the Old West. Revolver Ocelot: two-faced Russian gunslinger with a flair for the dramatic. What happens when these two square off in a a shootout to the death? Ocelot wins. Duh. What, was that ever a mystery?