Q: How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?A: Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.Q: Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring an iron to the WOD?A: She heard they were going to be pressing.Knock, knock.Who’s there?Wendy’s. Wendy’s who?Wendy’s muscles stop hurting, I’m going to kick your a** for making me do this crazy s***.

Q: Why did the CrossFit affiliate fire the new trainer?A: He didn’t know squat.Knock, knock.Who’s there?Turnip.Turnip who?Turnip the music, I can still hear the newbies screaming.

Q: What do you get when you cross a goat and a CrossFitter?A: An athlete who’s b-a-a-a-a-d to the bone.

Q: Why do all CrossFit gyms have chalk?A: You can use it to mark where the bodies fell.Q: What’s the difference between the average bodybuilder and the average CrossFitter?A: 4 years of college.Q: We hear a lot about energy conservation: how is CrossFit “going green?”A: They’re using “puke-ular” energy!Q: What do you call a CrossFitter snatching 200 lbs?A: Anything he damn well pleases.

Q: What’s the difference between the average woman and a CrossFitting woman?A: The average woman looks better with her clothes on.

Q: Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring a bottle of Windex to the WOD?A: She heard they were going to be cleaning.

Q: What did one blonde say to the other during the WOD?A: You know, I’ve been watching that box for almost an hour and it hasn’t jumped yet.And, finally, the shortest CrossFit joke in the world: A CrossFitter walks into a bar