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Ahhhh....finally some privacy, can fling my shlong and drip all ove the place

OH! Sorry love, haven't seen you there. I was trying to get this damn thing working for nearly 20 years now, and I tend to get lost in my anguish every now and then. What's that you ask? What is it all about?

Oh....`tis a sad sad story. Many have suffered, many more have succumbed to the dark side. Let me tell you where it all began.

He seems so harmless. Really, with that shinning smile and the three-parts-suit

Seems to wonder abouts aimlessly just smiling his big shiny smile.

But then you start realizing that everywhere you go, he's there.

You're at the grue compound, trying to get yourself a nice hot Grue for dinner, and he's there, scrubbing the grues (Scrubbing the grues?! That's mad!)

You're going to the noob paddock, trying to find out a nice fresh noob to clean your house for you and make you a hot meal, and he's there! being nice to them!being nice to noobs!

And then, and that's obviously the worse, you're going to the public urinals, you know, where we all used to wave our shlongs all over the place, just spraying the walls, the ceiling, the floor, even ourselves, it was good fun!

And then one day, I come over pulling out my shtrungul happily looking forward to spraying all over the place. And then I stopped dead in my tracks.