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A self-confessed Lego fanatic is getting
married after finally meeting a girl he
loves as much as his bricks.

Simon Burfield's fiancee Stephanie
Nicholls is so understanding that she
proposed to him - by giving him a Lego
rose and a ring at Legoland in Windsor.

Simon, a 27-year-old consultancy
manager, told the Daily Mirror: "I
never thought I'd find a girl I love as
much as my Lego.

"I can see the slight oddness of my
hobby, so I wanted to make sure
Stephanie was OK with it by mentioning
it on our first date. But if she hadn't
been I don't think we would have got
together.

"One of my previous girlfriends
found it really odd. Ironically, though,
it was another one who got me into it. I
was fed up of having to sit with her for
hours every day watching soaps, so I
decided to buy some Lego and build
something."

Simon now owns more than a million Lego
bricks and spends hours every day
playing with them. His hobby costs him
£300 a month and he has more than 200
models cluttering up their home in
Farnborough, Hampshire.

Stephanie says: "When he took me
back to his home the first thing I
thought when I walked through the door
was that he had kids. There was Lego
everywhere - Harry Potter scenes in the
kitchen cupboards instead of food, an
Indiana Jones scene in the living room,
Lego pirates in his bedroom.

"I don't know why, but it didn't
freak me out too much. Besides, by then
I was already falling in love. There was
no way I was going to, er, brick
it."

Simon and Stephanie had gone to the same
school in Aldershot, Hants, but only got
together again through social networking
site Facebook. They are now planning a
Lego-themed wedding next year.

Stephanie says: "Lego is so much a
part of our lives it has to be a big
part of our wedding ceremony. We've
already picked a Lego bride and groom to
go on top of the cake."

Joke
of the day

Arrested
for laughing

A young woman who was several months
pregnant boarded a bus. When She noticed
a young man smiling at her she began
feeling humiliated on account of her
condition. She changed her seat and he
seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third
move he burst out
laughing..................She had him
arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the
young man was asked why he acted in such
a manner. His reply was: When the lady
boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing
she was pregnant.

She sat under an advertisement, which
read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust
Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat
under a shaving advertisement, which
read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any
longer when on the third move she sat
under an advertisement, which read:
'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this
accident.'