Young Rancher Rabbits defender Vincent Chan moved to German Division Eight side SV Silz today for a nominal S$8001 fee, against expectations that he would stay to hone his craft with the Farmer Bunnies. His other possible destination was Belurasian Fourth Division club The suspicious Monkeys from outer Space.

Chan, just eight days removed from professional eligibility and recognized for his uncommonly smooth acceleration from a standing start, revealed that he made his decision after being informed that his preferred wingback positions were filled to capacity. "It was disappointing, but to snag a contract with an European side more than made up for it."