1) Question: My kids talked me into going to this stupid pumpkin patch and I just blew $75 on funnel cakes and hay rides. Oh well. On the way to the car I grabbed a little pumpkin off the ground. Do I need to pay for this?

3) Question: I'm the bailiff at the state court. A guy who was just convicted of armed trespass and reckless display of a weapon just grabbed a large aspirin bottle he had, drank something out of it and collapsed on the floor! He says it contained poison. This was not covered by the bailiff training -- what am I supposed to do here?

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1) Question: My kids talked me into going to this stupid pumpkin patch and I just blew $75 on funnel cakes and hay rides. Oh well. On the way to the car I grabbed a little pumpkin off the ground. Do I need to pay for this?

3) Question: I'm the bailiff at the state court. A guy who was just convicted of armed trespass and reckless display of a weapon just grabbed a large aspirin bottle he had, drank something out of it and collapsed on the floor! He says it contained poison. This was not covered by the bailiff training -- what am I supposed to do here?