What can you say about a woman who wears flaming red
stockings? I'm watching Buffy Davis in the first of a trio of
stories called "Happy Hour," and it's beginning to dawn on me
— where have I seen those stockings? They are a
companion piece to a Canadian Mountie uniform she wore in
another sex tape. Well, the old Buffer doesn't lose a beat as
she mounts Tony Montana, like she's riding the Mountie's
horse through the Canadian Rockies. giddyap, Tony.

"Afternoon Delight" offers up Candie Evans chirping like a
parakeet in a little skit of implied incest. Her "brother"
Scott Irish groans he can't get laid. "Gee, whiz are you
shy?" chirps Evans. Irish groans how he needs it so bad.
Evans chirps on how she'd be willing to do anything for her
bro. Anything? "Anything," chirps Candie, "that makes
somebody feel better can't be bad." So slowly she turns . . .
step by step . . . inch by inch . . .

Trinity Loren and Marc Waliice star in the best of the lot
which is like winning a poker pot holding a pair of deuces.
Waliice inherits Scott Irish's groan from the previous story,
and bemoans his lousy day at the office. Loren, who looks
like she's been on an Olympic power bulk up program, rolls
around their bed in some white lace Frederick's of Hollywood
number. She's reminiscing about their honeymoon in Paris and
she wants a rematch. Wallice groans. She reminisces. Finally,
they offer each other a compromise. He gives her what she
wants, and she groans.

Kidding aside, it's always nice to see some new material
over re-edited compilations of sex loops. Only I think a boat
was missed at the dock. The opening minutes set up a premise
that suggests a parody of "Amazing Stories." Well, that falls
through real quick since the voice over, instead of sounding
like an eerie echo chamber effect, comes off like a guy
gargling in Friday night's dishwater. It's totally
incomprehensible. And, to boot, neither are the stories eerie
or amazing.