* HEAVY METALThe protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a fewbeers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METALThe protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins,flutesand many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of allthedancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METALThe protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe,skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals herbelongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METALThe protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and killsher, then leaves.

* BLACK METALThe protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it infront of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood ina ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to thedragon.

* GORE METALThe protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in frontof the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the deadbody again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks thecarcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the lasttime.

* DOOM METALThe protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he couldnever beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragoneats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sadstory.

* GOTHIC METALThe princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonistcompletes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays theflute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches thebeauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damnedin hell's eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METALThe protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to theprincess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tuneshe learned in the last year of the conservatory. Theprincess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* SPEED METALSuddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weirdstuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess arestill looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL

The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushypowerballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragonshould turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when theprincess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but Idon't believe in having sex before marriage."

* GLAM METALThe protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance andlets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint thecastle in a beautiful pink colour.

* BATTLE METALThe protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, warchariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanksthe dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess getsbored.

* NU METALThe protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fightthe dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catchfire.

* EMOThe protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be toget the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princessis very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

* GRUNGEThe protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks toomuch from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near himeither, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the othermosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.

* POP-PUNKThe dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him becausehe keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either,because he likes ska.