If I were a womanWhat a huge slut I would surely be.My head spins just thinking about itAbout all the advantages that I would have

If I were a woman with long hairThat leaves a trail of perfumeI would have bank accounts, furs and jewelsAnd pity for no one in my heart

If I were a woman I am sure it would be so

If I were a woman, for sureI would always talk to everyone about myselfOr maybe I am saying it because I am a manAnd they all talk that way

If I were a woman who goes among peopleI would be a fallen womanA blonde angel who truly knowsOn what treasure she is seated

If I were a woman no one is moving me from there

She and I would be friends and we would talk about meAbout this strange change that has taken me by the hand.She and I would be friends, two great pussies becauseWe would have the same attitude towards the human race.We would be able to understand by talking a bit about itIf we believe in love or not

If I were a womanWhat a huge slut I would surely beBut a voice within does not stop telling me“You think it because you are not one”

If I were a woman that I have in my mindI would probably be exactly the sameKnowing that deep down there is almost nothingThat time is not able to fix

If I were a woman, the story would already end here

And I would have so many other friends and we would talk about meAbout this strange change that has taken me by the hand.And I really believe would have so many other friends becauseWe would have the same attitude towards the human race.We would be able to understand by talking a bit about itIf we believe in love or not

If I were a woman and she were a manI know well what I would do.I would spend all day looking into her eyesLosing her eyes in mine