Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

First of all, which meaning of "moose" are we dealing with, here? My understanding, from a friend who is a big deal in the Elkhound Rescue Association, is that when we Norteamericanos say "elk," the Scandihoovians say "moose." I don't know if the reverse applies, but it does call into question the credibility of this whole sordid episode.

Also, it tripled my respect for Elkhounds, given that they're not all that big.

Jeff, that's what the 'As-Is' section is for. Haven't been to IKEA in a long while, however the last time we did venture in that direction we were somewhat perplexed at the number of parking spots up front that were reserved for pregnant women (as opposed to pregnant men? NTTAWWT), families with small children, and eco-friendly cars (oxymoron if there ever was one). The last time I checked, pregnancy is not a disease, nor is it an excuse for not getting appropriate exercise, the majority of children can put one front in front of the other, and don't get me started on the eco-friendly car thing. What's more, do caregivers really need strollers that in many instances are bigger than some of the cars I've owned? Did I mention the Stones have added a second Toronto gig?