Deer Butt Bottle Opener

Every once in a while, an assortment of very strange products rear their ugly head. And in this case, the ugly head is... well... a rear! A deer's rear to be exact! What we are talking about is a Deer Butt Bottle Opener.

This is basically a replica of a deer's butt that assimilates a bottle opener to give it the special ability to open bottles.

And the end product is this bizarre thing that is the stuff of urban folk-lore.

By the looks of it, it probably excels in the business of bottle opening too. We sure would love to take a crack at it.

Not wanting to further make an ass of ourselves even more, lets hear what the seller has to say about this: