There are so many things to discuss with the Dalai Lama, but why not skip all that "important" spirituality/political stuff and cut straight to the point like Piers Morgan did when he asked the big question: "His Holiness, you ever want to get it wet?" True to his position the Dalai Lama answered that he's not drawn to the physical act of sex, but he does occasionally think that we ladies look slamming:

Sometimes I see and feel, this is very nice! But then thinking, this is a real job...even in dreams, when I see women, I remember I am a monk.

Well, there you have it. The Dalai Lama may be many things to many people, but he will never be an eligible sexual partner. Let's assume we're all okay with that.