Sometimes I imagine myself on a talk show (you should know that in this daydream I’ve just recently attained fame do to my excellent networking skills and the fact that so many people love how interesting and amazing and beautiful I am at all the socialite parties [you should also know that I KNOW IT’S MESSED UP THAT I HAVE SUCH VAIN THOUGHTS]), and the talk show host asks me, “Where did you learn all the wonderful dance moves that wowwed the crowd and got you to where you are today?”