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Mambuza Bongo Player: (recurring line) And look, you can put your weed in it!Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser!Bathroom Attendant: And if you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.Keesha's Mom: You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.

Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?Jessica: You look good too Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?Monique: Barfing more.

Jessica/Clive: April, do you rememeber in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? And everyone made fun of you and threw rocks at you 'cuz your two front teeth were brown? I was your only friend. I gave you that locket round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said...April: ...we'd be bestest friends forever.

April: Uh, Jessica has a...problem.Keesha: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time?Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags? She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.Keesha: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.Jessica/Clive: I had my period, OK!

Jessica/Clive: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eight graders, but you have no idea what it's like, to wake up every morning ... and have to shave your chin.Hildenburg: (crying) Yes, I do.