Citizens of APOKILIPTIKA!!
Your neighborhod was awesome. Very intimidating. Thank you for letting me through your street although I'm sure my bribes of "Shot in the Dark" helped grease the palms of those manning the barriers...

We are pleased to announce that we have received official word of our imminent placement for our launching platform during the 2011 Doomcompression™ in SF on 9th October 2011.

We are scheduling arrival of the launch platform to be delivered on that date, along with Command and Control bunker space and possibly space to interrogate, intoxicate, and immolate the masses.

So knock the dust of those MP40's, pack those ammo cans, bring those Doom-inspring Apokiliptika duds back out of mothballs, and bring a last meal to SF on the 9th... and help us celebrate the initiation of the launch sequence for 2012.

Did a review of the infamous vodka fountain of 2010 Saturday, and think the issues we had are correctable. Either that, or we will have a whole new meaning to the term "rocket fuel". Or toxic sludge. Anyway... I think it will be repaired and corrected for 2012...

By the way, if there are any survivors to the 2010 fountain of death, I offer my bleated, er, belated (if dated) apologies to your next of kin. We think the genetic damage may reverse itself over time. We hope. Maybe.

HONOURED AND EXALTED SERVANT OF THE POPULACE, HER HIGH HONOURABLE VIXEN OF VISCERAL VISAGE, KOMRADE MISA THE FEARFUL, AT THE IRON CHAMBERS OF DOOM, PEOPLE'S CONDEMNED FREE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CZECH

YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY GREETED:

INGRACIOUS AND HIGH PRAISE FROM THE PEOPLES AND OF THE SUPREME EMPIRICAL DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA (AND OCCUPIED TERRITORIES), AND SPECIFICALLY THE OFFICE OF THE PEOPLES SECRETARIAT OF THE MINISTER OF STATE, WE, DIPLOMAT #M OF DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUÉ UNIT #304Y8B6, IN THE WORDS AND FEELINGS TRUE AND OTHERWISE OF MEMBERS OF THE ENTIRETY OF THE DIPLOMATIC CORPS OF THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTRY OF STATE, THEREOF, DO HEREBY EXTEND OUR WHOLEHEARTED AND RAUCOUS APPRECIATION AND CONGRATULATION ON YOUR DECISIVE VICTORY OVER THE UNJUST INTERLOPER, WHEREFORE TO BE KNOWN FORTHWITH AS "DIRTEATER", AND EXTEND OUR HAND OF SOLIDARITY AND FRIENDSHIP TOWARD OUR COMMON GOALS OF ANNIHILATION OF THE UNWORTHY, IMMOLATION OF THE LACKADAISICAL ART, AND INUNDATION OF SUCH FROZEN AND HIGHLY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE AS SEEMS FIT FOR SUCH A NOTEWORTHY AND JOYOUS OCCASION.

IN UTMOST AND HEARTFELT THANKS OF YOUR UNSELFISH ACT OF ANNIHILATING THIS MERE PRETENDER TO THE GREATNESS OF ONE SO SAVAGELY HONED IN BATTLE THAT YOU HAVE EXHIBITED, WE HEREBY PLACE FORTH IN NOMINATION, UPON THE ROLLS AND RECORDS THERE HEREUPON, TO BE CONSIDERED UPON A FUTURE PRE-CATACLYSMIC ENCLAVE, THAT YOU SHOULD BE ENTERED INTO THE NOBLE AND SELFLESS ORDER OF THE LEGION OF DOOM™, AND UPON SUCCESSFUL INTERROGATION, CONFESSION, AND IMMOLATION, THAT YOU SHALL BE ALLOTTED AND ALLOWED THE LAIRS AND PENANTS SO ASSOCIATED WITH THIS AWARD OF ESTEEM AND APPRECIATION THAT THE SUPREME EMPIRICAL DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA CAN UPON YOU BESTOW.

BYORDER OF THE EMPIRICAL DESPOTIC REVOLUTIONARY LEADER, MANACLE OF DOOM, BEARER OF THE HOLY DAGGER OF THE ORDER OF THE BLACK ROCK, FIRST DEGREE (WITH SUMAC LEAF CLUSTERS), CARRIER OF THE HOLY SWORD OF HONOR AND BEHEADMENT, WRITER OF THE CODES OF ENIGMATIC GENETICS, ARBITER OF ANNIHILATIONS, BRINGER OF THE ICY STARE OF FROZEN VODKA, THERMONUCLEAR LIGHT OF DARKNESS, ETC., ETC. AD INFINITUM
Diplomat #M, Ministry of State.
OFFICE OF NOMINATIONS, TERMINATIONS, AND ALTERCATIONS
SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA

THE DOOM DOME IS RETURNING
YOUR CONFESSION IS IMMINENT
THE ONLY THING TO FEAR
IS YOUR OPENED MIND.

SPREAD THE ANNHILIATION.

WE ARE WATCHING YOU

FORM NTA-6b-I9-B3X/1L (MB11-01)
Previous editions to be boiled in Oil, Used, Contaminated, then strained through Asbestos Cloth and Force-fed to Interrogees .

Is rumored that Politburo Apokiliptika has entered into negotiations with certain parties yet to be unnamed with idea for themactic greatness also yet to be unnamed.

Sekret unnamed source would only release under torture that if negotiations are successful, addition to Supreme Encompassing Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA (and Occupied Territories) would restore name to annals of feared among unwashed masses and unworthy artists of City of Black Rock. Source then did to break down into nefarious giggles prior to blessed release from earthly shell.

We will release further detail as able, unless this reporter is quartered and drawn per protocol.

BATTLE FOR DESOLATION ON OCCUPIED TERRITORY OF HELIGRAD

Spies working from Eastern Pacific Defensive Installation have begun preparations for a final push to the state of permanent war on enemy outposts in the once-loyal Territory of HELIGRAD (Formerly San Francisco) with the start of Operation Slaughter.

The operation, slated to reach its climax on 9 October, will be centered on ca certain park-like defensive installation said to be maintained by those who choose to abandon the righteousness of excellent art, and instead imbrace the evil slovenliness of, what as one person described, "The same ol' same ol' schlock".

Members of the 91st Panzer Brigade ("the Kernul's Henchmen"), working hand in hand with the Apokistapo and other stalwart and right-thinking persons, are prepared to, as said by one Field Marshall Alphabear, to "bring these mindless, imaginationless cretins to their knees, and worse". Their goal, said the Field Marshall, is to eliminate art which has no meaning, carries no message, and fosters complacency among the burner population."

HOME FRONT HEROICS

In light of the current shortage on gasoline, kerosene, and other flammable materials currently in use to bring massive flame effects to the occupied CITY of BLACK ROCK, Loyalists to the Apokiliptik Cause are engaged in a tire drive, with which to torture and eliminate those who would stand in the way of glorious condemnation.

Under the current "Burn Bad Art - Burn Bad Artists" campaign, and taking a lesson from our comrades in Rio de Janero and the Ivory Coast expert in the technique, our scientists have found that by recycling used bicycle tires to constrain, and then burn, disloyal interrogees, we have reduced our fossil fuel usage by 72.39%, and no longer have to alleviate the tremendous burn scars created by the former method of Pit Immolation of the masses. This increases our LNT scores, and has the added effect of removing unsightly used tires and used traitors from our lands.

We applaud the efforts of those on the home front, and encourage all persons to continue to be on the watch for both Discarded Tires and Disloyal Subjects.

DESPOTIC LEADER ARRIVES IN NEW WINTER PALACE

Celebrating his recent exile to the wastelands of Siberia, our esteemed and eminently loyal Kernul Killbuck, Prince of Panzers, Fist of Doom, etc. etc. etc., received a rousing 21 gun salute in honor of his party's arrival at their new winter quarters in Eastern Siberia.

"Our firing Squad has been anxiously awaiting their arrival," said V. I. Smertov, Commondant and Petty Functionary at the luxurious winter quarters arranged for our Despotic Leader at the Northwest Siberian Extermination Facility #26(d), "And we know he'll fit right in with our other esteemed residents".

When asked to interview other recent functionaries as to the apparent luxurious accomodations, Smertov motioned over his shoulder to what appeared to be a smouldering pit, saying "Sorry, they've been disposed of, er, indisposed at present"

We know the Kernul and his enterouge are looking forward to this period of tranquility, peace and relaxation after 7 greuling years at the helm of Apokiliptika.

it was pleasure to visit with you!
The times of Doom were never so strike.

Fear me not, unless you really piss me off, I will keep my temper

I will be back!... and the mighty Slivovice with me!!!

To which we shall toast happy returns with you, and shall to set aside shotglass in your honor. Is ALWAYS a pleasure to have mercenary like you on our side of fence... you are always welcome to stand watch at our gate, and we shall to keep your kalashnikovs and Grenades playa- warm for you until you return!

Is nice poster... picture reminds me of home, and good time recently... Tho Kruschev-class cruiser shown over Kremlin is still classified sekret until 2019. Please present self for annihilation for thought crime of espionage and Collusion. Have nice day.