Man Found Guilty In Semen Assault Case

SANTA ANA (CBS) — A Fullerton man has been found guilty of ejaculating into his female co-workers water bottle.

Michael Lallana, 32, was found guilty Thursday afternoon of assault and battery. Jurors also found true the allegation that he did it for sexual gratification.

Lallana admitted in a taped interview submitted to jurors that he ejaculated into an “attractive” co-worker’s water bottle because “her lips had touched it,” but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.

This unidentified woman says her co-worker put his semen in her water bottle...twice. (credit: CBS)

Lallana and the woman — identified only as Tiffany G. — began working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach. They were both later transferred last year to the company’s office in Orange.

“It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” Lallana said in the interview with Orange Police Department detectives in explaining why he ejaculated into the woman’s water bottle twice last year.

When the detectives quizzed him on why he didn’t just throw the water bottle away when he was done, Lallana said he figured she would dump the water and was afraid of leaving anything out of place on her desk.

“Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No,” Lallana said in the taped interview. “Why I left it there, I don’t know.”

Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.

“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said.

After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.

“At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what this was,” she testified.

Convinced it was semen in the water bottle she had at work, the witness said she approached Orange police but was told they could not do anything based on the suspicion of a crime.

She then went to human resources officials at her workplace. “They heard me out, but they didn’t know what to do,” she testified. The woman said she was told the company’s legal representatives would be consulted but decided on her own to seek out an independent laboratory to test the water.

When she found a lab and got the results back, she had a friend, whose husband is a former Orange police officer, call the department’s investigators and they picked up the case in June, she testified.

Tiffany and Lallana did not have much to do with each other than small talk or an occasional greeting because he did much of his work outside the office, according to testimony.

When pressed by detectives, Lallana said he found his co-worker attractive and that part of the allure was that “her lips had touched” the water bottle, according to the tape played for jurors.

Lallana also gave investigators a DNA sample, and Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon told jurors the evidence showed it was Lallana’s semen in the water bottle.

Tiffany’s legal team has a strategy to get as much publicity as possible because it will aid the civil law suit she has filed against her former employer. The greater the publicity, the greater the embarrassment to the company and the more likely they will want to settle out of court. She quit her job shortly after celebrity attorney Gloria Allred was hired. She wants to have her picture shown on this web site and others so stop acting like the press is victimizing her. (Incidentally, the defendant Michael Lallana is Filipino and not Hispanic.)

From her actions, it is obvious Tiffany saw this as a way to sue her employer from very early in the case. She attempts to compensate for her lack of education through physical attractiveness and shrewdness. For example, just after the verdict was read when press attendance was at its maximum, she attracted attention by asking the bailiff for a box of Kleenex. A box, why not just bring some in your purse? She then hid her face in a number of Kleenex as if she were crying. However, as she was walking out of the courtroom, she showed no signs of crying as she briefly answered reporters’ questions.

sad thing is, if the guy had been great-looking, wealthy and charming, she probably would not have cared, I mean, if simon baker can’t keep his hands to himself, the ladies all giggle and everyone thinks its wonderful; if a dwight schrute-lookalike asks out the wrong woman in the office, then it’s sexual harassment or an act of predation akin to assault, I mean, what are the sexual harassment guidelines in our culture designed to do if not to discourage unattractive or ordinary men from having the unmitigated temerity (how dare they!) to ask out the “wrong” women? That being said, what this guy did was quite disagreeable.

I agree with Amy’s question? Why was this woman’s photo posted? And yes, post this so called man’s photo. He said that he didn’t want to do anything that would hurst his marriage or others. Well Mr. Lallana, guess what? Your selfish sins have cost you a lot. Not only is your personal life ruined, but also your wife’s trust in you, not to mention your family and friends.
As a minister that helps men overcome sexual addictions. it’s so very sad that in reading the many comments below, NONE reacted to the sin. Instead people
shot comments about the poor woman that was violated in a perverse way. Others even went so far as to say they ‘worship the quicksand this guy walks on.” While still others proudly proclaimed the ‘every one is doing it. Well not everyone is seeking sexual gratification through viewing porn, masturbation or and one of a hundred other sexual sins. It’s sad how no one, the media, nor the people posting comments below so much as even touched on the lack of sound moral judgement and lack of self control on the part of Mr. Lallana, Maybe if this country could get back to some core values and morals and actually teach them in schools, we’d see more men out there treating women with the love, dignity and respect that they so deserve. It’s time to stop viewing woman as nothing more then objects.

This comments on this story has kept me in laughs for days. I am truly sorry for the young woman misadventure, the perp is a total freak, no question. Please tell me I am not I the only woman who will admit I know what semen tastes like? To the gentlemen, if you have just plunged your member deep into your partners throat, while she clung on for dear life to avoid your inadvertently choking her to death and stayed with it to the bitter end (forgive mer), then snuggles up to your hot, sweaty and totally satisfied body and she moves in for a kiss, maybe a little tongue, are you going to insist she gargle or brush her teeth before Frenching her? I think not if you would care to experience another mind numbing oral session like the one she just gave you. I hate to break it to you guys, YOU probably have an inkling what semen tastes like if your honest. Don’t worry, to us it makes you daring and darkly attractive, not gay. To the Ladies, swallowing actually tastes better than running a teaspoon of sperm across your taste buds AGAIN to spit it out. Hold your breath and get a chaser as quick as you can. I enjoy a nice white wine but stale beer works in a pinch. And remember, practice, practice, practice.

she said she had her husband do it in another bottle to make sure, what an asinine comment anyhow, all it says is she’s a normal adult woman, unlike “Punisher” who is about as mature as the guy who did it

What the heck does that have to do with anything? To know what it tastes like she must have had it in her mouth before, it’s the fact and it’s that simple. Draw your own conclusions. Pointing that out doesn’t make anyone less “mature” than you. Get over yourselves – my guess is you two guzzle and are afraid soemone would judge you for it otherwise why woudl you have so much invested in his statement? Or maybe you’re just the liberal police making sure no one else ever has an unapproved opion or in thsi case makes a factual observation and speculates on what it MIGHT mean. I thought the liberal credo was “specualtion is fact” like anytime someone criticizes the prez the liberal response (ratehr than deal wit the facrts at hand is to say “well Palin would be worse”

ha-ha i found this whole thing to be quite funny, the guy is an idiot that did it and should be punished not for what he did but because he got caught, and yes it is obvious that she knows what it taste like, you all really need to get over yourselves.

I am sick of the grammar trolls. I am very educated. A whiz in math, physics, chemistry and computer science……. and a horrible speller. It has nothing to do with intelligence or stupidity. More to do with the way someones mind works with a language that has more exceptions for rules than rules itself. If you can understand what someone is trying to convey then STFU, you are not adding anything to the conversation and basically just being a arse.

If it was up to Rolandmi our children could all be taught to read with hooked on phonics and never have to worry about spelling tests. It’s one thing to have a type but it’s just bizarre to me that you can read an article that mentions semen probably 20 times and then post seamen in your comment. Seriously, that’s just ignorant.

While we don’t have to be rude about it, there is concern when people are going beyond misspelling and simply using the wrong word. At this point, we will begin to lose the ability to communicate. In fact, the user might start to believe that a “bazaar” is considered to be “bizarre” and add unintended meaning to words, diluting the language in a manner that others won’t follow. I hope the science whiz will equally defend people who aren’t scientists, who dare speak up about issues such as “climate change”.

Rolandmi, it lends a lot less credibility to an argument when it is full of spelling and grammatical errors. Since you are a self-proclaimed “math whiz,” I assume you would wear on you to see people saying 4+4=10 all the time. Maybe I’m just being “a” arse.

@Rolandmi – if you were truly educated you would make an effort to improve your grammar and spelling. Spellcheck has made us lazy so the occassional typo is understandable but not knowing basic words (e.g., there, their and they’re or semen versus seamen) is a sign of a poorly education person. Tolerating such stupidity is one of the many things that has contributed to the downfall of our education system.

If I cannot understand what someone is trying to convey then it is likely that they are unable to communicate. There is some old platitude attributed to Einstein that if you cannot explain a complicated concept to a layperson then you don’t truly understand the concept. This is also true with language – if your attempt to communicate is a garbled mess on incongruencies then you are probably an idiot at heart.

I assure you that I have forgotten more than you will ever know about math, physics and chemistry and I have still managed to invest the time necessary to master spelling and grammar. No go back to your local community college and ask for a refund.

We have a winner! That was a test. Yes, you are “AN” arse! My 12 year old daughter reads on a collegiate level. I ask her to spell things for me all the time. Off the chart scores on standardized tests, except for one thing… math, where she is merely “proficient”. That is with our help and tutoring….you know why? Her brain is wired against it…. she is not that great at it and does not enjoy it. It does not mean that she is stupid or unintelligent. If you are great with English grammar, my bet is that you would be deficient in something else. That is my whole point.

OK Rolandmi, I get it, you and your family are smarter and better than everybody else, and any deficiencies are the result of your brain being hard wired another way. So there’s no need to follow the conventions of the language, and any attempt is a waste of time, or impossible, thanks to “brain-wiring”, so why even try.

…and seamen instead of semen. Wow, you have to be one of the dumbest people ever to waste oxygen. No wonder this country is where it is these days. I’m surprised you even know what a computer is in the first place. Go get educated you cretin.

This gal has really good taste buds. Considering that the “sample” was pretty well diluted and a bit stale to boot (sat in the water bottle over the weekend). she was able to determine what it was. That’s like a tablespoon of bourbon in pint of water. Pretty hard for most people to detect.

these comments are funny. It is interesting that she knows how semen taste. She didn’t say hmmm this taste like mayonaise or whhipped cream; she said this water taste like semen. I once had an expert like Tiffany G, when she tasted the semen she said hmmm you take vitamins don’t you? Some people just know the taste!

would that be the woman in the picutre, the caption for which says she in unidentified and then four lines into the story is identified as Tiffany G? And then she allows them to use her photo? Is Tiffany G her “stage” name?

I’m thinking this has to be more embarrassing to the guy who got caught. Who mentioned he had a wife who now knows he had eyes for a co-worker. A guy who will have to explain to family and friends and any future job interview that he rubbed one out at work, not once, but twice and into a woman’s water bottle.

I am amazed that her co-worker’s and her boyfriend’s weenie would fit into the opening of a water bottle. Those openings are pretty small. Makes you wonder. Plus how in the f**k would she know what 2-3 day old semen tastes like?

Wwo how scathing – you verbally abused someone on the internet – what’s next the Title match? And you sir are an idiot – a troll in a thread is an action not a thing, and you aren’t even smart enough to figure out how to Reply to the person you are targetting. Bet you know what it’s like to be called stupid pal.

This is a great example of why you should consider a career in Human Resources….
“Hi honey, how was your day?”
“Pretty good, but one of our employees claims that her co-worker keeps whacking off into her water bottle – we’ve got a conference call about it tomorrow morning at 8 AM. The VPs are very upset about it – they keep saying that nobody should be jerking off into water bottles until we start hitting our sales quotas…”

The reason that there is no pic of the perp is because he’s a minority. Diversity and its ‘wonderful’ culture, yet another violation of our rights. Add it to the list of gov’t violations of our right:
They violate the 1st Amendment by placing protesters in cages, banning books like “America Deceived II” and censoring the internet.
They violate the 2nd Amendment by confiscating guns.
They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by molesting airline passengers.
They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars for foreign countries.
Impeach Obama and sweep out the Congress.
(Last link of Banned Book):http://www.iuniverse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.aspx?BookId=SKU-000190526

I have this image in my mind of this gal sitting at a table, blindfolded, doing the old “Pepsi Challenge” with a couple of fouled water bottles in front of her, as her boyfriend, all sweaty & embarrassed, looks on….

Simialar to Costanza’s candy line-up, a water bottle lineup. “Can you pick out the semen tainted water bottle that has YOUR fiancee’s semen from these other’s. ”
Glug, glug, glug…, “no they all tast the same to me.”

In my view the article should have left out some of the amateur forensic details, as well as the young woman’s picture. Because of the picture I don’t imagine limiting her last name to an initial will keep her identity anonymous from the hundreds or (perhaps thousands) of people who have personally know her.

Semen has a pretty distinct taste/smell. Anybody that’s ever been near it before will recognize it again. This isn’t some mysterious devil fluid that only the worst sinners among us have ever come in contact with. Grow up, people. Just because you can smell when someone’s farted nearby, doesn’t mean you spend your time burying your face in people’s butts, either. Not everyone is as pure as the moral elitists here, I guess.

This is what I miss out on being self-employed. But seriously women only see men only for their semen. She did drink it, keep it and asked for more of it. Many times women choose their beer based on the shape of the bottle if you know what I mean. Perhaps the sexes are more equal than previously suspected. Party on sick coworker dude.

elmer sez, There is a reason the factory seals the bottle caps, leave a bottle of water on your desk all weekend , and still drink it?? In public if ANYTHING that i drink or eat is out of my sight for 1 minute its dumpster trash. Unless there is a trusted person at the booth we are eating at.

Catherine Willows: David, I need some help on an invistagation
David Hodges: Sure what can I do?
Catherine Willows:I need you to jerk off in a water bottle so I can see what it looks like.
David Hodges: AAGGG the things I have to do for science!
5 minutes later
Catherine Willows: It smells, looks, and tastes like it! Call Brass!

While this story is beyond sick, I find it hilarious that this woman seems to have zero problems with the entire world knowing she partakes in oral gratification and, at the very least, keeps it in her mouth. This is “gold” for those afraid to ask a woman whether she does or not. LOL

Yes, I know it’s very, very common, but admitting it to the world is quite NOT.

this is about the sickest thing ive ever heard of. what perve this due is I agree hi picture should be all over the net so future cowokers know what they are dealing with. I wonde what his wife thinks of this behavior? although she sprobabaly one the way to being an Ex wife at this point.

Rolandmi, seriously…keep posting. By now the entire office here is reading your pathetic attempts at coming across as an educated person and we’re all in tears. Who needs sitcoms when we have people like you! And suddelnly throwing in “big” words like “collegiate” will not mask the fact you’re a moron.

Why did the co-worker confess. He should have made her do a blind taste-test. Put 3 unknown semen samples in water bottles and have her drink each one to see if she could identify the perp. I bet her Daddy sure is proud of his little semen guzzler.

Loving that she went home and took the Pepsi challenge to verify what it was. I wonder if she ate a cracker in between to cleanse the palate, All kidding aside, what a creepy thing to do. With any justice the guy will be tasting a lot of semen himself in prison.

The REAL issue here is how the POLICE wouldn’t act until another (retired) cop got involved. You can bet your butt that if it was a cops’ water bottle, or a member of their family, they would have investigated IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

How quaint, the entire dialogue here melts down to a semantics debate over the spelling of the word “semen”, while NO ONE notices the “assault and battery” charge. Typical D.A. over-baked, victimless crime charge taken from misdemeanor to felony country, and you Bozo’s are ok with it, or not even aware of it. It’s called living in America The Pig State, as in Neo Nazi country.

You know some news is just not worth reading. I wonder what they decided not to write and then write this up for the perverts…kill urrrm no delete the story and remove it and comments from the net. TIA lol

i find this very funny…b/c she tasted it and new right away it tasted like semen???? how much semen has this girl swalled int he past? haha…. don’t get me wrong the guy who did this is f#$%@d in the head for doing it, but i’m glad to know the girl is the utmost expert on what semen tastes like…

I bet this big lipped sucker keeps a souvenir bottle from everyplace she has worked. Probably prefers this method sinse she gets the semen without having to work for it, although she is well equipped to get it from the conventional method.

First of all, how did she immediately know it was a man and not a woman? Seems like gender profiling to me. Second of all, why wouldn’t Llallana even try to use the ‘Sea Monkey defense’ that has gotten so many men before him out of this same situation? Btw, Llallana sounds like a chick’s name, which made this article seem a whole lot hotter than it should of been when mentioning Tiffany and Llallana.

I was in Vegas once, and these two girls tasted my semen. But while I wasn’t looking they put something in my water bottle and when I woke up I was $10k lighter. People have been putting stuff in drinks throughout history. The whole act is nowhere near as entertaining as the comments

Her secret fantasy is to start a new brand of drink called “Vagina Juice”. This is all just a PR stunt. I bet it’ll do pretty well. The guy in this story and others could buy it and it wouldn’t even hurt their marriages!

why is everyone so concerned with how she knew what semen tastes like? lol don’t most women know what semen tastes like? unless youre a prude and live under a freakin rock…you guys just dont realize how us girls cant forget that taste…ever! lol how bout you try tasting it yourself and then you will be like “oh damn…yeah no wonder she remembered the taste” and depending on what you eat and how hydrated you are, the taste can vary and sometimes be really disgusting! and to all the women that havent tasted it before i suggest you do or your man probably has someone on the side that will haha