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7:30 AM US Eastern time. Monkey fell asleep, Jean at work. Some rain outside. May need to use the bathroom in the near future. No drop bears sighted, but I did see Twitchy the Squirrel in the back yard. Stocked up on diet green iced tea.

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^^I'm going to refrain from mentioning nipples.

As of 9:27 US Eastern time, there is a brisk wind and Crispy said she made "a sexy soup." Not sure what it means, but I'm guessing it does not have a meteor or volcano attached. Bobo is bonking me on the head for some more horror movies, and there have been no reports of mega-spider-snake-sharks attacking anyone.

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TWENTY-TWELVE: 9:38 AM EST

Well, I'm currently staring at snow, if this is the apocalypse, it sure is delightful. No zombies yet, and people haven't started to disappear (getting real pissed off about the latter but not you guys ). The stockpile of bamboo is still high and the panda tanks are all in line still waiting for something to happen. Naptime will occur at normal time, unless we need to regroup.

No zombies but I think the weeping willow tree is actually weeping. More at 11.

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Last 24 + hours - 18.5 inches of snow. Lighting during a blizzard. Roads impassable. Power out for many around here. I see no signs of civilization where I am (other than internet and Netflix working ). This was freaky in a way that it happened leading up to today. So, I guess we are all still here huh? Well, still a few hours to go.

Zombies are so 1980's...I'm back to thinking it will be aliens anyway.

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11:09 AM EST:

Sun came out and then was like, "Nah bro, I'm going back into hiding." Back is no longer swollen so I'm back on the defensive and the weeping willow turned into a melancholy willow. Still no signs of zombies but Slender Man decided to come and chill. Fixing herbal tea, guy never ceases to amaze me.

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1:15 PM EST

The sun has been hiding for awhile now. NCIS is keeping me company. The snow looks like it may come back. The weeping willow is back to weeping and slender man ate all my damn pizza rolls. English tea is helping and he thinks NCIS is a good show. You know, for a guy who eats souls he's not so bad when it's the end of the world.