We're Guessing That This Woman Does Not Regret Breaking Up with Her Ex

Sometimes, you'll break up with a guy and he'll do something so weird you'll just be freaking grateful that you kicked his ass to the curb.

We're guessing that this is how Kumba Saidy felt when she discovered that her ex, Felix, destroyed her vibrator.

Apparently, Felix had asked Kumba to be more discreet with her vibrator—as in, stop leaving it in plain sight, because he "didn't like it in the house." (The couple had recently split amicably but continued to live together for financial reasons.)

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His request was weird enough in itself: Come on dude, is it really that big of a deal to catch a glimpse of a gal's pocket rocket? But then, one day he spotted the toy in question—in her room, no less—and decided to try to destroy it with a pair of scissors. Kumba got pissed (rightly so) and took him to court for criminal damages.

First of all, Felix, just because you're still living together, that doesn't give you free rein to just bust into Kumba's bedroom on the reg. Also, the fact that you're apparently threatened by her vibrator is more than a little pathetic.

All we know is this: Kumba, you totally made the right decision to dump this dude. A guy who can't deal with the fact that you've got a healthy solo sex life is not the kind of man you want in your life in the long run.