I say this out of r-e-s-p-e-c-t

Time for Aretha Franklin to retire. That rendition of the Star Spangled banner was one of the worst. And I say that as a former Milwaukee Brewer season ticket holder, where I thought I had heard the worst many times.

Update! About the Rolling Stones, I’ll just say at least Mick Jagger’s boob didn’t make an appearance.