I REALLY HATE CHRIS BROWN: I really do. He's right up there with the financial monkey-huffers who tanked our economy and got away with it. Here is today's reason. Meanwhile, he may have stepped in it with this.

Is it the wicked-wraparound, feathered, business in the front, party in the back do? Is it the knowing grin? Or is if that general essence of "dude" that drips from every pore? Whatever it is, like a boss.