I was hungry earlier for some hummus, but we didn't have any crackers open. So I'm looking through and my dad hands me these new triscuits he got, so I go to open them and I got a paper cut from the card board. Those are just the worst types of paper cuts too. And to top it off, they're rye and caraway seed. Rye is nasty, and if you like it you're wrong. Should have gone with carrots...

I was hungry earlier for some hummus, but we didn't have any crackers open. So I'm looking through and my dad hands me these new triscuits he got, so I go to open them and I got a paper cut from the card board. Those are just the worst types of paper cuts too. And to top it off, they're rye and caraway seed. Rye is nasty, and if you like it you're wrong. Should have gone with carrots...

This is how I know i need to go to bed. A quick scan showed me the following: "I was hungry earlier for some humans..."

I was hungry earlier for some hummus, but we didn't have any crackers open. So I'm looking through and my dad hands me these new triscuits he got, so I go to open them and I got a paper cut from the card board. Those are just the worst types of paper cuts too. And to top it off, they're rye and caraway seed. Rye is nasty, and if you like it you're wrong. Should have gone with carrots...

This is how I know i need to go to bed. A quick scan showed me the following: "I was hungry earlier for some humans..."

This is a feature, not a bug. Sleep well of course, you'll need to conserve your strength to chase the humans down. Sure, the fat ones are easy to catch, but they're soooo bad for you.

Ouch, yeah just found some cat barf today but nothing major Like yours.

Do you have any plants in your house? There are TONS of plants that are poisonous to cats, not just lilies. Wife's friend's cat died from eating some sort of flower. We almost got a fig from my grandpa-in-law's funeral, but realized it was bad For cats.

I cried calling my dad the last time I got service at the local Midas (and last ever, since the newer reception is a total biatch!) Because of one of those 'you need to repair these 12 things before you sell the car costing 3k more than your car is worth' bullshit quotes. If I wasnt stressed about selling my car, I would have totally seen through the bullshit.

Which reminds me.... I hate that Yelp won't add some reviews to companies at random. Mine for Midas was one of those.