Bruce Willis To Make Pro-War Iraq Movie, Based On Reportage of Blogger/Journalist Michael Yon

Unfortunately, I've seen a leaked copy of the script, and the Hollywood executives have changed it so that Bruce Willis will no longer be fighting Muslim terrorists in Iraq. In the new story, terrorism in Iraq is due to European Neo-Nazis and American defense contractors who are creating a "fictitious war" to sell more munitions.

Just kidding. But don't be surprised if the cost of getting this made is the insertion of a sympathetic "insurgent" who speechifies about the evil of American invading his sovereign country.