This is the entire script for the original Star Wars (aka "the first one", aka "A New Hope") colored to resemble Darth Vader's evil (but still very handsome) visage (in a similar style to this Godfather version). It was created by Geekologie reader David Johns, easily placing him in the top 10% of Geekologie Readers in terms of productivity. Well? Are YOU a 10%'er? SPOILER: Absolutely not -- don't even kid yourself.

Note: I was going to host the better-than-desktop-background ultra high-res version but decided to let David's server do all the heavy lifting (No need to thank me, Dave). Hit the link below to grab it.