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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Moist Poot Conversations

Last night we had dinner at Cici's with Julie and talked about John's two least favorite words: moist and poot. We end up repeating these two words continuously and I even threatened to take a big moist poot in his car on our way to go see Four Christmases. After the movie we have the following conversation:

John: Dude a minute ago I burped up a mushroom.Me: That's disgusting! *Retching sounds*John: *continues talking about disgusting mushroom*Me: *dry heaving*John: Now you know how I feel about the words moist poot.Me: *somehow finds this comparison terribly funny and starts laughing*John: Moist. It just sounds wrong. Moi and ssst. What kind of word ends in ssst?Me: *stops laughing* List?John: And Poot? Poot just sounds like such a girly word. *girly voice* I pooted. Guys fart and girls poot. I just imagine the word being written in big pink bubble letters. Poot.Me: *Laughing hysterically through all this continually repeating moist poot*