1. Most of his beats are factory-sampled loops2. Most of his songs are not even rap songs3. Not of his raps are angry...reminds me of Goldie4. Some of his songs sound 20 years old5. He's so East Coast6. I'm hotter7. I have more testosterone boiling my veins8. I'm angrier 9. Cazwell is androgynous10. I am pompous

Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?

I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.

Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?

I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.

You are so losing cred. You're the one getting cheated on? You should be the playa dealing with your shorty going nuts finding out he ain't the only one. Aight.

Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?

I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.

You are so losing cred. You're the one getting cheated on? You should be the playa dealing with your shorty going nuts finding out he ain't the only one. Aight.

I ain't trippin. I put an ankle bracelet on him to keep track of him but then he found out and took it off and placed it on priests dick. Took me 5 weeks of going to church to figure this out and then went to the Thai restaurant. After I caught him cheatin on me I cried in the shower for weeks on end I realized I had 50 other boyfriends, cuz I'm overly-masculine angry gay rapper man! Yeah that's right dawg. So I called another one up and got my grill on with his Halo 3 n shitz.

Timberoo saidI think you should go by Jakey Jake. You can be the Marky Mark '10s

Oh I'm too old for that. This should have happened in 2004. I have to think of a new name though, so you're on the right track. I'm already "Jake Benson" - but I use that name to produce soft progressive house music (think melodic house beats you hear when you're at a sheek New York restaurant). So I can't use that name to make bombastic asstastic rap tracks. Need a new name.

Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?

I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.

Do it, that's awesome! Will change the face of "gay" worldwide. I see Youtube sensation.