Who wins in a fight between wrveres and Ali

...where everyone is either a Yankees or a Red Sox fan and all that they can talk about is Theo Esptein and Kid Wonderful

As for the fight, Ali has the height advantage but your massive weight advantage and ability to take abuse can work to your benefit. Tactics will play an important role. You should forget the mouthpiece and go for an offensive strategy based on sarcasm and hyperbole, Ali will submit in 2 rounds.