Hello, all. Here are some unexpected Star Wars Valentine's Day cards for you. I made them via my close association with the Twitter personality Tough Love Leia,
though of course I have no clue who she actually is (*whistles*). At
any rate, have five chirpy Valentine's Day cards full of incest,
bestiality, dismemberment, narcissism, and necrophilia. They refer
mostly to the original series because of the backstory behind why Leia
posts them; otherwise, I would have had a lot of fun with Poe, Finn,
and Rey. Ah well. Maybe next year.