As for Depp being single. Oh damn. If I had tonnes of cash, fame and a huge house I wouldn't a long time girlfriend or a wife. I'd sleep with so many women that man kind would erect a momument to me with the name of every woman I slept with, kind of like the Vietnam Memorial, only it would just be titled "Read this list, your mom is probably on it."

As a fellow Farker said in a different thread, 'she's got that huge gap in her teeth, she must 'do things' for him.' Our little johnny might be some kind of kinkster with a dark side. But I'm sure that won't scathe the hoards of young puss puss that will be stampeding towards him.

As a dude going through a break up, i gotta say to all those who have no sympathy because he can get any girl that he wants...it has nothing to do with what you can get and everything to do with what you wont get again....