A number of those aren't totally useless, you could always sell cotton balls and gummy bears. Hell any of the ones which create matter for that case. What happens when you process the gold coins into something else via machines? You could lure gorillas for some concievable benefit, and teleporting to the Taj Mahal is the best escape mechanism evah., especially if you set it up to where your generally expected and transportation and/or food/entertainment are awaiting you.