Virgin’s worldwide war on batteries

Saw that Virgin Airways is restricting the use of all Apple and Dell laptops until further notice. Got to keep your battery separate, wrapped, and in a bag away from your computer during the entire flight, until it can be determined that these batteries are no longer exploding and causing fires.Here’s the question — If I tape a bottle of shampoo to my Mac battery, and try to carry it on — can I get a free one-way ticket to Guantanamo?