conrad did something dumb again

Hey guys. I got caught with some business out of town, which means that Yuko, John and Ananth have not yet gotten to take part in the judging of the contest. Therefore! as I'd like them to be part of it, winners will be announced on Tuesday. Sorry about that!

This was certainly not one of my finer moments. Fearing for the safety of the plastic pipes in our old apartment, I simply started disposing of the grease out the second-story window, which left a pleasant little pattern in the snow below. Little did I know, of course, that all the grease was actually sinking below the snow until around March when the snow melted. You could see a grease stain in the concrete below that must have measured a half-meter in diameter. No lie, it was kind of gross.

desperate times

I'm doing this while everyone is away, and they're going to have to deal with it when they get back. My excitement: incontainable. See, on Sunday I got very bored and I put together a meme generator for Johnny Wander and had a blast watching what people put together on Twitter. Then it struck me: why stop there! Why not hold a contest to see who can make the best meme? And so: