Verizon FiOS sets up direct line to santa, polar bears interrupt

Verizon FiOS and B-Reel have created a direct line to Santa. It works much like the subservient chicken, except with more pixels, where you can type in various replies to Santa's questions and he'll respond in a manner that's tangentially related.

Meanwhile a polar bear breaks into the wrapping paper warehouse, and santas elves keep calling to report on the escalation of this incident. When I suggested to Santa that he should install a lock on that warehouse door, he acted like an old deaf man and said "Ho ho ho, no no, we wouldn't want anyone peeking on presents, now would we?" Props for realistic touch caused by pure luck and lack of response-options.