Da Boss
... and At 3:00 you have your first
planning session for the
new “Lost and Wonderful”.
good. so what's on
tap this morning.
You have Appointment
Time with various artists.
damn, I hate those artists.
Ok, start sending them in.
Yo, Buddy, What's Up?
Don't you dare speak
to me in colors!
next!
next!
I really need a job!
security!
fix account or uzi bazooka
eat desK!
next!
let's just say that someone
was copying sombody else's
strips. Would it be possible
for that somebody else
to hire a person to have
the someone deleted?
waaah! waaah!
next!
Da Boss
I was thinking that you could...
umm… how do you say in english?
Umm… Je ne sais pas-
did you just speak
french to me?
NEXT!
As one of your most popular artists,
you should help monetize my strips.
Did you realize I had 30 of the top 31 strips
in yesterday's Theme of the Day?
And who was #1?
ummm...
ogreoregon.
I thought so.
Next!
I'll get you ogre!
Da Boss
Between you and me,
I was thinking we could
kill all off the
republicans.
next!
Thomas, are you
really silly? Do
something silly.
I am here to discuss
something serious
That wasn't silly.
NEXT!
Hey buddy, (hic)
I can make you happy
to be a man. (hic)
I'm gay! I'm Gay! I'm Gay!
Next! Next! Next!
Da Boss
That was the last of them boss.
Thank god! Could you send a memo
to development to see if we can
run this place without the artists.