Pirate
Old And In The Way
Registered: 02/21/07
Posts: 2971
Loc: Missouri

Christmas: the time of the year Santa comes down the chimney and your savings go down the drain

If you really want to have an exciting Christmas, make an agreement with hour wife not to exchange Christmas gifts, then don't

I was going to get my old hound a present but all he wanted was a tree

Smart kids today don't write Santa, they write grandma

An Ozarker was with a group singing Christmas Carols...Leon...Leon..Leon he sang..the man next to him nudged him and whispered, stupid!!..turn your book over..its noel noel..noel

Shopping for Christmas became to difficult for my wife, so she decided to just send checks, on each card she wrote...buy your own presents. then mailed the letters...after Christmas under a stack of papers she found the gift checks she had forgotten to include in the letters

Shopping for Christmas became to difficult for my wife, so she decided to just send checks, on each card she wrote...buy your own presents. then mailed the letters...after Christmas under a stack of papers she found the gift checks she had forgotten to include in the letters

Reminds me of the time when my daughter was around 8 yrs old I had gotten her a sled for Christmas. I had hid the sled behind my bedroom dresser & forgotten all about it. The sled stayed hidden for 2 years!!!! I dropped an earring behind the dresser. Lo & behold there was the sled. I gave her the sled as a birthday present. Her birthday is in June. That was the last time I hid xmas gifts.

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