Sideburns and sadness

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad.

It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. What does her closed-eye clinging say to you?

What is your Photo Assumption?

Is it similar to my Photo Assumption?

She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that about right?

As for his sideburns, well if they’re not for a role, let’s add them to the long list of things that suck about Matthew Broderick, including the cold ass expression on his face while his wife is draped all over him.