The Pastor and the Pumpkin Schnapps

On the night following Halloween, a pastor contemplates the disemboweled carnage of a jack-o-lantern on his front porch. This contemplation brings him to some uneasy conclusions about his lack of memory from the night before. More

A light-hearted tale of On the night following Halloween, a pastor contemplates the disemboweled carnage of a jack-o-lantern on his front porch. This contemplation brings him to some uneasy conclusions about his lack of memory from the night before.

Scott R. Cyre is a copywriter for a successful Christian nonprofit organization in Dallas, Texas. He has a master’s degree from Dallas Theological Seminary. He is the author of a number of short stories, essays, and poems, most of which can be read on his website, ScottRCyre.com. His first published book, How to Laugh and Think Like a Christian, is an assortment of the best articles from his former Christian humor blog, Herman's Neutics. His upcoming novel, The Emerian Order, launches soon!Scott is the father of three grown boys and has been happily married for 27 years.