Fuck. i get no privacy.

alright. so i wanted to go to a movie. and my dad says alright but first you have to finish your laundry. alright thats fair. so i do my laundry and it is all getting put through the washer, when both my parents go into my room and are like "it looks like a tornado went through here!" and all this bullshit that i am actually suposed to take seriously. well they decide to rip everything appart. going under my bed, through my drawers, everywhere pulling stuff out and making me put it somewhere elts. even stuff that was put away and clean they ripped out and made me put back away. so anyway, after all that was done i look at the clock and they had made me miss my movie, great. then my parents actually said that it was my fault because i didnt clean my room 3 weeks ago.
so that midly pissed me off. the fact that my parents went through all my personal stuff for no reason. my mom was waving her hand around on a shelf above her head, almost pulling out a pack of condoms. that would have been akward. she was almost ready to start searching under my bed. the last time she did that she pulled a nudie magazine out from under my bed. thank god she didnt look at it she just pulled it out and through it behind her.
so yeah. that was great. i had missed my movie and got to put up wtih like an hour and a half of trying to think what stuff i had in my room my parents shouldnt see, and how i could keep them from seeing it.
well that was over. and then i go back downstairs after accidentally leaving my msn on, and my dad had read all of my internet conversations. jesus christ.
aahhhhh!!!!
im sorry. nobody is going to give a shit. but i my entire family treats me like im 9 fuckin years old and its finally getting to me.

seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.

the world wasnt ready for such a g...so he was sent above to the real thug mansion - RIP tupac

One time my mom was like what are you listening to and I was like"elton john"and she was like "relly I didnt think you liked that kind of music" and I was like"featuring Tupac bitch JEA JEA" ---gunitthuggin

yeah that sucks. my parents searched my room once and they found my alcohol stash which was like bottles of vodka at that time. luckily i left for camp the next day and they didnt stop me from going and we never talked about it when i got back. these days im not worried about that just them finding drugs would be very very very bad. oh well i move out in a month i think im safe as long as i dotn forget some of my shit.

well i cant do that, because the way it works with my parents is i shouldnt have a reason to need privacy. so if i ask them to respect my privacy then that will make them want to search it more because that means that i have something to hide.
and im 16.

seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.

haha sucks. my mom read an aim convo i had with one of my friends. he was like you were great last night i really love it when u lick my ass like that. completely joking around. my parents thought i was gay for a year after that incident, i had to prove them wrong by purposefuly leaving porn on my dresser.

If you want to live life to the fullest, you gotta make pants that are big enough
- klaus obermeyer

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH now that is almost worth it.
my parents read one of my conversations a while ago with my freind talking about how she wanted to do her freind (same sex) and my mom happened to be good freinds with her mother. it was akward

seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.

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I'm not guilty.
YOU'RE the one that's guilty.
The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal.
Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition.
You're the one who's guilty.
I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field.
This thing is bigger than the drug dealers. This is big business.
This is the American way.

first of all, your parents are rediculous and unreasonable.
and second of all reading your msn conversations? thats fucking low? what do they want to find out about you? and why would they want to?
third of all your a pussy whipped bitch.
gotta work your parents in so they lower their hands to YOU.
it takes time but it works.

dude that same thing happend to me a while ago. I didnt put at my clothes and insted of me just puting them away my mom took out everything in my closet and made me put away neatly and then there was another time when i took a shower and left my AIM on and my mom read something that she shouldnt and i got into so much troble .. it sucked!

sucks. i feel you. anytime im gone my mom feels so compelled as to go through all my stuff, find shit, and then put it on my bed with a bad note of consequences.
also, you make me mad cuz everytime a read a post of yours, i end up reading your sig. EVERY TIME. your killin me

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its always time for a fresh start

unless this is a regular occurence, i guarantee your parents are suspicious of something. They are obviously looking for something in particular, and can't get you in trouble untill they find it. They probably were clued off by something small, and decided to check out your room and shit for other shit.

so his friend incredibly high ran into the room and grabbed the guys boner, yelling "I grabbed your boner" and ran off -ride_like_fire

dude, my rents are worse, my dad comes in to my room and just fucks around with my friends. One time a kid came up to me and said "haha, you got a rash on you penis" i was like wtf. But my moms always on my ass and whenever the doors locked (for wacking off) she always knocks 50 times. like give me some god damn privacy and let me beat it once in a while.

and that's the truth
with some cheese on it
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they are suspicous. with good reason. i mean i drink a little, never do anything worse then that. but my brother thinks its funny if he tells my dad that i smoke pot. and my dad beleives him and always lectures me about how drugs are bad and shit. i hate it.
and to the guy that said i was pussy whiped bitch, if you knew my parents you would understand.

seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.

I know a good amount about computers and my parents don't know shit about them, so im pretty much in control when it comes to my parents snooping in my online dealings. Besides that though my mom is so fucking snoopy, i was with my girlfriend in my basement a couple days ago and we were watching a movie (and making out and other things) and my mom was fucking sitting on the stairs trying to listen to us. I yelled at her tellign her she needs to get the fuck out of my business becuase im 17 1/2. Also the other day she was "cleaning" my room and found my alcohol stash, which was fucking gay becuase they poured out four bottles of cool jagger, and now i have to store my beer outside where its gets hot. Fuck i cant wait to move out.

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Member of the official Ski-Unit cult

wait wiat wait, they threw out 4 bottles of jaeger? tell me where you live - im sending the jaeger police.

-hendrik (used to be tweaks_rock_me)
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Just ski.

CU-Boulder Class of 2010

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there."
- Pep Fujas

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

my mom does the same thing. She will just walk into my room and start cleaning and picking up shit. It fuckin pisses me off!!! I usually just lock the door when im not there so noone can go in there and fuck with my shit. But when i do that my mom thinks im trying to hide shit!!! FUCK its so annoying.

1. I was taking a nice piss in the bathroom, I had just previously woke up. Right in mid-piss, my dad busts the door open, and I start freaking out. My dick is flopping around and I'm pissing on the walls as I tell him to get the fuck out. He's still kinda half in the room so I shove my penis back into my boxers but it happened so fast that I was still pissing and I ruined myself. By the time my dad left the room I had urine from my chest down. I had an embarassing shower but I was so mad, he didnt knock on a closed bathroom door whatsover.

2. I came really close to getting in huge trouble. I left a gram of green on my desk in plain sight, but luckily my perents had missed it while I was gone.