After 14 years of marriage, Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel are done with each other and have broken up. This is not a shock and not a surprise to those who know that Monica and Vincent got sick of looking at each other’s faces a while ago and he’s been living in Brazil while she’s been in Europe with their daughters. C’EST FINI (and yes, I plan to use that phrase all day as much as possible)!!!!

48-year-old Monica and 46-year-old Vincent met in 1996 while shooting ‘l’Appartement’ together and they got married three years later. They have a 7-year-old daughter they named Deva and a 3-year-old they named Leonie. The Daily Mail says that reps for both Monica and Vincent confirmed that they have agreed to separate. There’s been rumors since the beginning of time that Monica and Vincent had an open marriage and HuffPo points to a quote she gave to The London Times:

“Passion you can feel for the worst man you ever met. But that has nothing to do with a deeper partnership. In such a one, passion stays, but more important is confidence, respect, knowing a man is not just loyal in a sex way, but that they will be there for you. That is more important than just fidelity.”

Well, 14 years is a good run, I guess. Monica’s hot, so she’ll have a new hot piece any second now (if she doesn’t already) and I’m sure Vincent has been neck deep in Brazilian hot pieces so now he’ll be head deep in Brazilian hot pieces since he’s officially single. And I’ve always found Vincent hot in a dirty, nasty “uses saliva as lube” kind of way. You know, he could make you swoon by spitting at your b-hole. C’EST FINI!!!!

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