Years of explaining that his real name (Clank) rhymes
with 'honk', not 'bank' inspired this experimental Electro-Training bot
to change his name to Sparky. He says that his new zippier name
sets the right tone when he's administering a negative-reinforcement
jolt. But, now that the era of employee management via electric shocks has
pretty much passed, Sparky works at a large downtown cafeteria using his
'morale-booster-prod' to reheat overly chatty patrons' lukewarm coffee.
He will also flash recharge your cell phone if you ask nicely.