Adventures of a lead dog

I want to thank my pals, Milo, Luna, Hobo, and their Momma for the wreath on my page. It is nice to see a festive Christmas item on my page. I would also like to conpawtulate my pal, Tux, for being a recent dog of the day. I have missed writing for a couple of days, and this time it is not because my human is being lazy. The old computer is even annoying me because it is very slow and freezes all the time. Sure, normally, I like freezing, but when it freezes, it does not even get cold!!!

I just saw a new creature hanging out around my house and I wanted to warn my pals about it. It seems to be a mixture of squirrel and swan and I'm calling it a squan. If you are thinking that it must be one mixed up looking animal, then you are right. It is the kind of animal that even a Mommy can't love....just like Mommy birds who think their babies are so ugly, they push them out of the nest. Birds: they aren't even good mamas!