At a bar with three strangers bragging about the women they were fucking: All other people's wives! So I make them a challenge: I bet you couldn't get my wife into bed. What kind of bet? they ask. I tell them they must have video proof and it must be convincing. $150 for the first one to fuck her, $100 for second, $50 for third. $150 for the first one to fuck her ten more times, $100 for second, $50 for third. Then on the twelfth time, shoot your wad into her raw dog. With or without her permission. $300 for first, $200 for second, $100 for third. If she finds out about our deal, no more payouts. We shake on the deal, the bartender witnesses. I leave to find a place to jack off. I can't wait to see the video!