The Christmas card was shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle. The photo is interesting and would've been unique in a magazine, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the holidays at all? Dollar signs, tabloids strewn about, Bruce trapped in a tube. It's so Christmassy and holiday-like, right? I'm sure Kanye would tell me I'm clearly not fancy enough to get the deep meaning of it all.

Well, it seems that these crazy kids are really trying to make it work. While there have been divorce rumors galore since it came out that Lamar Odom was suffering from addiction issues and multiple alleged affairs, Khloe Kardashian appears to be standing by her man. I can only imagine what Kris Jenner thinks about this!

Khloe has been out and about lately (most notably at a sex themed nightclub with her underage half-sisters), but the couple hasn't been seen together in public since the news of Lamar's troubles were first reported. Sources and insiders (all fifteen billion of them!) have said everything from they are destined to split to they are going work through their marital woes. Who knows?

So what's happening on Kardashian island you wonder? Oh you know just more famewhoring, publicity stuntin', and outrageous money grubbing antics. The usz!

After dealing with her marital implosion on the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians somebody decided to jump ship and make a quick buck! That somebody is Khloe Kardashian, who hiked up her kameltoe jeans, and is trotting out to meet fans in Amsterdam, Dubai, and Australia. How fun.

Unfortunately for fans the whole meeting their idol thing comes at a price. You don't say?! In order to meet Khloe, fans have to buy items from the abominable hugely successful Kardashian Kollection in order to generate revenue for the klothing line.

No matter how much she promises the pair will be best friends (while publicly stating her regret at divorcing Robert Kardashian), Kris always has a selfish ulterior motive. I'm still going to think Kris a self-absorbed pimp momager and emasculating wife regardless how many awards she bestows upon Bruce.

It's been a big week for Kim Kardashian, y'all! Not only did she celebrate her thirty-third birthday, but she got engaged for the third time to tiny rapper Kanye West who finally made peace with Jimmy Kimmel (seriously, I am still laughing about that!). If that wasn't enough, new daughter North West debuted this week on Keeping up with the Kardashians. As you could expect, Kim kept it klassy for all of these events.

Let's begin with the show, shall we? Confession time…I. sometimes every once in a while rarely watch KUWTK. I'm not even that ashamed of it. In fact, I tend to find the majority of the family (read: Bruce Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian—who grates on my nerves like the remaining family members when I read stuff like this–and the Jenner boys) likeable on the show. The entire shiny E! klan is separate and different from the fame lovers I love to loathe in the 'loids. That said, Kim was just plain gross on this week's episode, and I don't give two flying flips about her third (and no, I don't think this one's the charm) wedding.

Us Weekly has the first footage of Kim's third engagement (her second staged for a reality show and also her second Lorraine Schwartz ring!), and it features Kanye dropping down on one knee, Kim accepting, and a flood of K-fam members and hangers-on (Jonathan Cheban!) rushing the field.

Bruce Jenner recently separated from wife Kris Jenner. It was the best decision he ever made. It was Bruce who reportedly wanted the divorce and initiated things by moving out of the Kardashian kompound and relocating to Malibu. After being ditched, Kris admitted they are happier apart!

But the famewhoring kouple isn't going to let a little thing like publicity stunt divorce interfere with their reality television empire! This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Bruce and Kris will reportedly begin dating and moving on from their decades-long marriage. Or not. A source told People that Bruce is certainly not ready to date since he's still recovering from everything Kris put him through. Including that disastrous facelift!