You might be a Redneck Jedi, if you cut yourself shaving with your light saber.
You might be a Redneck Jedi, if your landspeeder is up on blocks, and you ride your bantha to work.
You might be a Redneck Sith, if your dad is your Sith Lord, and makes you say ‘who’s your daddy?’
You might be a Redneck Sith, if you have to use jumper cables to get your light saber started.

No Leia-rolls for me. The Yoda quote is one of my favorites…but your Jabba is pretty good, too! Another favorite of mine is Luke’s whining… “But I was gonna go into Tosche station to pick up power converters!”

May the Fourth be with you! But I might subtract points for your silly Redneck Jedi jokes…GROAN.

but….but….I maintained the balance in the Force; not only did I make silly Redneck JEDI jokes…..I ALSO made silly Redneck SITH jokes- Yoda prolly wouldna been that foresightable….HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE