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You see, there's a wild cat that eats the bean, but cannot digest it. Predators go for the harder to catch animals because they're easier to digest than plants. Because the wild cat doesn't digest it, but gives it an all-natural chemical treatment, when the beans come out, they're the most expensive and beloved coffee in the world.

I'm saying that the people who most like their coffee still think it tastes better as cat-poop.

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Oh, you drink dark roasts, then? See...I've never learned the difference-whether by researching or just by smelling-between a dark roast or a super-strong coffee blend. It all smells the same to me and as far as I know, both always have the same effect on the person.