If any of you shop at Sears,
as I still do occasionally,
you've received a Sears receipt
with feedback solicitation
and a satisfaction guarantee,
plus maybe a charge slip,
and a coupon for treadmills,
and a coupon for tools,
and a coupon for lawn and garden.
Just use that last one on a purchase
of $100 or more.
The register prints,
and prints, and keeps printing.
Those cashiers must have to replace the tape
five or more times a day.
Craziness.
I guess somepeople use those things,
but I normally throw them away.