Sept. 26 — A new curriculum for training an Iraqi army for $164 million.
Five hundred experts, at $200,000 each, to investigate crimes against
humanity. A witness protection program for $200,000 per Iraqi participant. A
computer study for the Iraqi postal service: $54 million...

Cracks appear in America's
conservative consensusFinancial Times (subscription), UK - Sep
22, 2003... United States defence secretary they had hailed
as the architect of military victory
in Iraq - has set chat-shows buzzing and delighted opponents of the Bush...

Bush and UN `Credibility'The Ledger, Florida - 9-26-03... the Pentagon is talking about activating still
more reservists to fill in the cracks... nervous about the
tens of billions of additional US tax dollars that Bush...

Bush's cracks are finally appearing.

Anita Beer

AllHatNoCattle Mercenary
Journalist

Just Shut Up,

Bill O'Reilly

"Oh, thank you for calling. I
have been looking forward to your call. May I interest you in a sculpture or
portrait of your family member or home or your favorite pet? You can send me
a photograph and a check for five hundred dollars and I will be happy to
mail you an original piece of artwork. So what will it be, pal, the
sculpture or the painting? And when would you like delivery? If you are not
interested in art right now; I have a sofa, in pretty good shape, in my
garage. I would like to get rid of it and I could let you have it for fifty
bucks." - Zelda Morgan who looks forward to every telephone solicitor's
phone call as a golden opportunity to self-promote and/or clean out the
garage. From Zelda's handbook, Zen, and the Art of Getting By in the Project
for the New American Century, a Practical Guide to Fascist Oppression.

Editor's Note: The
following is a guest column by Anita Beer who is filling in for Zelda Morgan
in her absence. Today is "Talk Like Bill O'Reilly Day." September 26, 2003.
So talk like Bill O'Reilly or just shut up.

"Bush's approval rating has fallen to
its lowest levels ever. Let me tell you, it's going to be hard on President Bush
if he is a one-term president. His father was a one-term president, but at least
his father got elected once." —Jay Leno

Total Recall

Schwarzenegger’s business scams
by Paul Brennan

...During his 1981 appearance, Arnold explained to Johnny how his
bricklaying business worked. Franco and Arnold would call on a homeowner.
Arnold, always good with the public, would keep the homeowner busy,
discussing prices and such. "In the meantime," Arnold recounted, "Franco
climbed up on the roof to check the chimney—and he, of course, is a very
strong guy and a [weight] lifter—he pushed all the chimneys over so they
fall down. So these people come and say, ‘Oh, thank you so much for helping
us. This could have fallen on somebody’s head, you know. Thank you for doing
it for us.’"

Johnny was impressed. "What a racket," he told the immigrant
with a dream in his eye. "You go and push chimneys down and then rebuild
them."

"Exactly," Arnold replied.

A videotape of this interview is available in the Tonight
Show archives at the Museum of Television and Radio in Beverly Hills....click
here for entire article

The Republicans impeached Clinton for
having an affair, and now they are endorsing Ahhnold, the sexed up
muscleman who would knock over chimneys in order to cheat his customers.
Yep, same old GOP, just chock full of honor and dignity.

Government issues recall for all Segway scootersAtlanta Journal Constitution, GA - 9-26-03WASHINGTON -- The maker of the Segway Human
Transporter has agreed to recall the motorized scooters because riders have
been injured falling off when its ...

"If I'm a bad governor for taking
California's surplus to a deficit, then Bush is a bad president for taking
America's biggest surplus to the biggest deficit in history." -- Gray Davis

"President Bush spoke at the United
Nations saying that right now it is more important than ever that the countries
of the world be united. Which they are united — against us." —Jay Leno

ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Caption
under photograph reads : 'Head of a baseball club and director of Salem bin
Laden's oil company (brother of Osama). Designated President of the United
States by friends of his father at the Supreme Court before the vote count
showed that he lost the elections'.

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You should be aware that there is a bill,
HR 2239, in the House to create a "voter-verified paper trail" of our vote by
2004. Representative Kucinich is one of 40 current cosponsors.

What could cause rectangular ridges on
Mars? These structures pose puzzles that planetary geologists are eager to
solve, as they might provide clues to past processes that have shaped
Mars over billions of years. On the right of
the above image is an unusual
array of ridges first spotted in Mariner 9 data in 1972. A
ridge wall runs for about 5 kilometers. Two competing
progenitor theories include hardened
sand dunes and once-molten rock that seeped
through surface cracks and cooled. Dubbed "Inca City" for their resemblance to
stone walls of an ancient Earth civilization,
the Mars Global Surveyor
images now show them to be part of a larger circular pattern, indicating an
origin possibly related to the
impact crater. (NASA)