1. verb - to become drunk beyond belief, usually with use of pencil sharpeners/cat hormones.
2. noun - a sort of gathering in which peoples from the ages of 35 to 80 come and watch their cats get drunk, and then smoke the cats jizz. ( see "famus-fatman-in-a-cat" )

1."Don't be mugglesmording while my parents are home, you'll get into much trouble."
2."Lets go down to the mugglesmord and exchange cat hormones after drugging them with pure vodka."