If you’re engaged or soon to be married, you’re already deep in the receiving line for a slew of advice about throwing all in, sticking it out, never giving up, etc. Some of this advice will be good and some will be bad; the only thing you can know for sure is that the advice will be wholly indicative of the giver’s… »7/23/15 3:00pm 7/23/15 3:00pm

Funeral parlors, places where actual dead bodies are sometimes haphazardly stacked on top of each other in a giant freezer, are branching out from the business of death and working on spending another very important occasion with families: weddings. »7/21/15 11:45am 7/21/15 11:45am

Sometimes you marry Ramon H. Sometimes it lasts until it breaks. You just move on to number two, but even that one falls right through. And then came the time you found another one, you knew that he would stick. It’s not the name you’d hoped or planned to take, but guess what, you’re with Skrip. »7/06/15 2:50pm 7/06/15 2:50pm

As living beings in the year 2015, we should all be acutely aware that humanity has no new ideas left. Sure, we haven’t figured out how to have everythingwe want delivered to our door, but aside from advancements in automation, medicine, and, like, new places to put screens, we’re pretty much maxed out. For a bleak… »6/22/15 2:50pm 6/22/15 2:50pm

A wedding reception at the Waldorf-Astoria was interrupted and ultimately shut down last weekend when a guest’s gun accidentally discharged during a pre-wedding cocktail hour, injuring 5 people. Incredibly, the ceremony went on without a hitch; the bride didn’t discover what had happened until the hotel told her the… »6/22/15 12:10pm 6/22/15 12:10pm

During Wednesday’s Late Night, Adam Scott told Seth Meyers a story about filming a video that got both he and Paul Rudd kicked out of a wedding. 10 years ago, they were asked to take part in “one of those videos where all the buddies say congratulations” to their engaged friend. But instead of saying something like,… »6/18/15 10:10am 6/18/15 10:10am

A man who didn’t want his girlfriend to be in a wedding party has been arrested after actually removing the woman from the premises. Stevens Ewald is being held on $4,000 bail after the unidentified woman confirmed to police that she was taken and held against her will. »6/09/15 2:50pm 6/09/15 2:50pm

Instead of dropping beaucoup money on fancy tablecloths, overpriced flowers, and tuxedo rentals, you could just invest all of that cash, watch its worth increase over time, and have way more regular money to spend on things that last longer than one day. »6/04/15 6:40pm 6/04/15 6:40pm

I went to a wedding on Saturday — the very first intentionally hashtag-free post-Instagram wedding I’ve attended — and man, there was some bomb-ass jewelry up in there. Behold: »5/26/15 11:40pm 5/26/15 11:40pm

Welcome to Pop The Question, a weekly space to dissect every aspect of wedding madness. Each Tuesday, we’ll ask a question (sometimes there might even be a poll!), you’ll share answers and stories, and then we’ll bring you the best of the bunch on Thursdays. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fly into a total rage over…»5/12/15 4:30pm 5/12/15 4:30pm

The dream of the 90s is alive: You can still get legit married in a virtual ceremony! You haven’t missed your chance! All this technology, it is all for you! From IKEA! Because the company that you associate with cheap furniture, Allen wrenches and hours of frustration is now in the wedding game. »4/15/15 12:45pm 4/15/15 12:45pm

Somewhere in New York there is a woman who, depending on your view of marriage, is maybe a hero. Now a criminal complaint might put her behind bars—if only police could find her. »4/10/15 12:50pm 4/10/15 12:50pm

Kendrick Lamar, rap’s wunderkid, is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Whitney Alford. I assume they are going to play UGK’s “Int’l Players Anthem,” America’s unofficial official wedding song, to proclaim their baeness to the world because, who doesn’t? »4/03/15 5:50pm 4/03/15 5:50pm

The Fader asked 11 musicians to tell the origin stories of their favorite jewelry and T-Pain appropriately went in on diamonds (which agree because how you really gonna know for sure your rock isn't a conflict diamond???). »3/29/15 6:45pm 3/29/15 6:45pm