Well, as long as they don’t make the other folks who use the center listen to their horrible, depressing music, or try to run one of their famously violent gangs out of it, more power to them, we say. But apparently the Russianness of the project concerned some residents who attended a Staten Island hearing about it last night.

For example, “This is just going to be another damn Russian thing,” said Joanne Bennetti. “You don’t know what it is to feel like a foreigner in your own neighborhood.” The Advance says Hyer-Spencer “spent much of two hours” trying to talk the Russkie-hating old-timers down.

So what’s really going on? Is the project an obvious boondoggle, and casual racism the only way these simple folk know how to express their suspicions?

Who cares, when the comments to the Advance article are so amusingly ignorant? Purged of the nervous edge with which anti-black and anti-Latino prejudice are loaded, this particular bigotry has a sort of old-world charm.

“They will slowly take over the town and rule it with an IRON FIST,” says PoconoPete44, “Russians Cant be trusted.”

“If I wanted to hear (loud) Russians every where I go,” rejoins gyminicrickt, “I would move to Mockba!” “When the lunch menu includes borsht,” says ICant, “that speaks for itself.”

“The influx of Russians in the area is astounding,” says siperson. “Just as in Port Richmond with Mexicans.” Gasp! Mexicans? Why are we even bothering with Russians, then? Come, citizens, let us form a border patrol! Staten Island for the Staten Islanders — by which we mean, New Jerseyans!