No St. Patrick's Day?

The following was posted on our City's Annual St. Patty's parade Facebook page:

"Thank you all for coming down to the parade yesterday...we are proud to announce that we set a record...we estimate 40,000 people showed up (around one fifth of Springfield!!!)...we also had enough people to overload the cellphone towers!!
We hope everyone had a great time!!"

Of course, some troll kept posting about the drunks and such. Probably one of those that got kicked out of the bar, or never even was in the city yesterday.