WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED GIN

Except I did utter the last one recently while looking at Instagram. I discovered my cocktail napkins had been copied. Again.

Friends, I cannot tell you the number of cease and desist letters my lawyer has sent in the last year. My designs are trademarked and I will not stand for intellectual property thieves! I have become quite litigious as of late. Copiers have been shut down.