Your 2018 American Jesus Madness champion is....
#ChurchToo
And the outcome was never really in doubt.
Well, that's not exactly true.
Personally, I never expected #ChurchToo to get anywhere close to the championship. The competition this year just seemed too tough. But once it got rolling,...

Welcome once again to the end of all things.
And with Donald Trump as president it might really be the end of all things before voting ends.
That's because, well, obviously because he's an unstable, impulsive crackpot but also because voting for the championship...

I know I said this the last round, but I continue to be surprised by the upsets this year.
(Which I guess is what makes them upsets, but still)
Both Thoughts & Prayers and Evangelical Lady Bloggers had been destroying the competition....and then the...

Welcome once again to the Apocalypse.
After 3 brutal rounds, 4 combatants have survived to compete for the chance to compete for the 2018 American Jesus Madness championship.
That's a lot of competing.
And it doesn't get any easier in the Apocalypse.
But I don't have...

I've gotta be honest.
I never would have guessed this final four, er, I mean 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Especially not considering some of the blowouts some of the Exquisite 8 had before heading into this round. Some continued to hold serve, like...

We stand on the brink of the apocalypse.
Eight combatants remain, but only four will survive the day and become the 2018 American Jesus Madness 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse...which...you know...now that I say it out loud sounds really dark and ominous and...

In the Salacious 16 round we saw the contenders separate themselves from the pretenders with all but a couple of matchups ending early in total blowouts.
But now that the pretenders are gone, the matchups will get tougher.
Much, much tougher until we crown...

Welcome to the Salacious 16 round where the matchups get even more salacious-i-er.
What does that mean?
Doesn't matter.
This is American Christianity in 2018 we're talking about. Nothing matters anymore.
Except your vote!
And the polls are now open, so cast your ballot...

American Jesus Madness came a little too close for comfort in the 1st round with Loving Children needing a last minute rally to beat Loving Guns.
On the other hand, Thoughts & Prayers silenced Actually Doing Something by a 60%...