Just trying to make it through the week alive. All while balancing a career, a seven year old, and life. Oh yeah...and sanity.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Dear little prankster at the cajun restaurant I lunched at:

I know you thought it would be HILARIOUS to not screw down the ketchup bottle after you used it. You probably also thought that the person sitting at the table after you would check the aforementioned bottle before shaking it. What you didn't anticipate was the level of starvation I was at. Being that hungry for the steaming french fries and crab cakes that was in front of me made me not even think to check to see if the cap was screwed on tightly. Well, little bastard, that's exactly what happened. As I shook the bottle from side to side, the cap flew off and hit the window as the red fluid shot all over me, the table, the window, and into my purse. You also made my newly pregnant friend laugh so hard that I was worried for her health. So, thank you, little pranking bastard. I now reek of tomato, have stains all over the front of my shirt, stickiness in my hair (that I had to pull in a ponytail when I was actually having a decent hair day), and I'm scared to reach into my purse, because I keep finding cold wet puddles of gooey tomato paste in it. It's also way fun when someone walks in your office and asks what's on your pants, when you thought you got all the spots taken care of.

9 comments:

Yes, Courtney, Crystal, and Samsmama, before there are any comments... I DO realize that I said "stickiness in my hair". I would totally be ok if it was the kind of stickiness you perverts are thinking about. It's been THAT long.

Oh my...lol. I'm sorry, but the visual is just too good not to laugh!! Now that I'm done laughing, I would like to offer my total sympathy because I'm sure this little incident totally b*tt-f*cked your day. But in 5 years or so, you'll totally be like hey sassypants remember that day I shook the ketchup bottle and it exploded all over me? And you'll both laugh so hard you pee. Promise.

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I have a full time career, I'm a full time single mom, and a full time good time gal. Trying to balance the three is tricky, but I think I do a decent job. I live for the two days at the end of the week that do not involve the corporate job.