Monday, January 7, 2008

a dirty girl in the bedroom

People usually think i'm a pretty nice, respectable girl. But they don't know I have a dark side. Behind closed doors, I'm not what you might expect. I know many people would judge me for my choice of lifestyle, and I often feel ashamed myself, but I lack the self-discipline and will power to change my ways. In the bedroom, I'm a dirty, dirty girl.

I mean really, it's disgusting. You can barely find floor space to walk. It's hazardous! Let me take you on a tour of the pigsty I live in.

Note the huge pile of laundry that takes up half the couch. At leastit's clean. Rock Band now clutters the room, and we've had to drag inthe piano bench for our drummer. Back a bit further is a crate withmiscellaneous things piled in it - clothes, gifts from the holidaysetc. It's an improvement from a few days ago when the individual itemswere strewn outside of the crate. Beside that is an empty suitcase.From when I went to NY. That's right, it's been sitting there for 3months. There's some crap piled on top of it too, random papers, a boxof souvenirs from China, and so forth. Behind that is the box my dvdplayer came in with more junk on top. Barely visible beside the unmadebed is a bouquet of dried roses that used to be hanging but have sincefallen down. I believe they're 10 years old. And of course all theother mess that's not captured in this photo. Knitting supplies, dvds,books, crosswords, piles of dead batteries, papers, dust bunnies thesize of actual bunnies.... oy.

It's not always this bad. I don't know how it got to this point. Butthe excessiveness of it all makes me want to keep it. It's so horrible,it's fascinating!

I will add "clean room" to my new list of things to accomplish before the year is up.