Joey Invents Twitter Glasses

Sunglasses that scroll your latest Twitter post on them? Genius!

So the robot turns into a bug!

Yeah, I got nothin’.

It’s Friday.

But Kendra’s lithe and supple firmaments do make me want to lead hiking expeditions in search of dubloons in the Scottish highlands to finance a winery, to learn Latin and Sanskrit so that I can train myself in the recitation of the verses of ancient poetry,and then spank her supple thighs with a leather prong while reciting the lyrics to Prince’s “Darling Nikki.”