Oh wow. At the end of last week’s episode, when Efrain Escudero beat Shane Nelson with a triangle choke it so enraged his mentally unhinged friend Junie Browning that Junie JUMPED INTO THE CAGE and tried to fight everyone. That guy is really something precious and special. I’m sure that his mother isn’t very proud and that’s one of the main reasons he is like this. Anyway, it would seem like Junie might have an AMERICAN LOCK (Jiu Jitsu joke, guys. I’m going to submit you…with laughter!) on the trash talk. He’s a mean drunk and a meaner sober and has the necessary lack of filter to run verbal roughshod over everyone’s black-eyed face (everyone on this show has a black eye all the time.)

But in last night’s episode, as the escalation of inter-reality-show-house prank wars hit a new high, with frozen underwear (nullus), itching powder in the beds, and sardines smeared on the walls, a new contender in trash talk emerged. Guys, I’d like you to meet Vinny Magalhaes.

He pissed on someone’s bed. THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD A DO, YOU GUYS. Incredible. It’s weird that the UFC has a reputation as being full of dull-eyed illiterate goons (it’s not weird).