Charlii: A lovely, spiritual piece of music. And now, Hnaef will lead us in the Lord's Prayer in Anglo-Saxon.

Westboro Baptists: Are you listening to us?

Charlii: Let us join together in the words of the Beaker Faith Declaration, short as it is.....

Westboro Baptists: Listen, liberal-girl! You listening to us? We've got all these posters, and we're saying all this outrageous stuff, and we're insulting you and your gay friends, and we're burning these pictures of dead soldiers, and you're not paying any attention to us. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOTICE US! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE US!!!!!

Charlii: Hate you? We love you. Odd, and counter-intuitive as it may be, that's what we're told to do.

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