That's about as bad as those people who would like to have sex with a male horse (hint: it's so big their insides would be torn apart).

Edit: Oh gods. From KnowYourMeme:
"In the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom, a Wingboner is considered the pegasus equivalent to a human's erection. The term "wingboner" originates from the flapping movement of a pegasus when it flares its wings excitedly (usually Rainbow Dash), which may appear as if it had an erection. This flaring motion is often accompanied by the onomatopoeic words "pomf!" or "sproing!"."

asterphage Wrote:
> and here is something totally weird and gross
>
> [sfrfaceplant.tumblr.com]
> is-is-also-the-very-first-mlp-plushie-to-feature
> "You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is
> highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as
> fleece can be quite difficult to clean!"

And I had another look at that auction. Someone paid 461 pounds - almost 750 dollars - for a fuckable plush pony. Wat. Teh. Fack?

I am waiting for the episode of My Little Pony where pony after pony falls ill, developing horribly graphic pus-exuding physical ailments, unpleasantly located warts, and other horrors. The episode proceeds with the adult ponies discovering ponyfied versions of Herpes, Chlamydia, Genital Warts, Ponal Immunodeficiency Virus and others unsafely clopping all of the teenage ponies in sensitive places, like Celestia's palace, at the orders of Discord and Nightmare Moon. The episode ends with a deadly pale Rainbow Dash dying from pneumonia watching "Big-if-you-know-watta-mean" Macintosh deliver a safe sex message while being whipped by the aforementioned Nightmare Moon.

Unfortunately, you are quite right. I seem to have exuded the troll-mentality of many writers of crazy evil bloodthirsty ponysnuff fanfic in my post above.

Therefore I suggest replacing the above plot with standard Pony-fare, perhaps bordering on the excessively cutesy (for MLP...), of Ponies adventuring together. Just normal Equestria-life. Then have Big Macintosh deliver the safe-sex message through a open window or similar. Deadpan. Really deadpan. Like he's talking about apples or so - he can hold one, and take a bite out. The End.

Big Macintosh: "And remember, kiddies, when talking about the birds and the bees, always expect the unexpected!" <takes bite out of nice big red apple>

The effect will be all the more jarring, as everyone will be left wondering what the heck the innocent dialogue and completely neutral actions shown in the rest of the episode were really about. And whether Big Macintosh likes Applejack in a very special way.
Parents' complaints will be fabulous or significantly absent, either way seems possible.

I watched 10 seconds of the first video. I will allow spoiler alerts in this case; did someone mercilessly beat them at some point? Please tell me it happened.
-Mason

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Matthewalt &quot;I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!&quot;

To be clear when I say "mercilessly beat them" I mean so badly that a disembodied voice claimed "FLAWLESS VICTORY".
-Mason

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Matthewalt &quot;I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!&quot;

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Why o why did I have a free minute to accept the challenge??
The best is the second vid, hands down. A robotic , blinking, sleeping MLP?! How much did that guy spend on that crazy thing?

The third has a girl, a cat, and Nutella, ...and squeaky voice.

Skip, skip, skim, skim, skim, skip,, nuh-uh, delete.

Ben has a new job, a new place, and yet is still as evil as ever!

You have better stamina than me. I could only finish the CGI pony one out of shear horror, and skipped around the squeaky girl one trying to figure out why it exists.

^^ Okay, I'm at home doing some work... so I actually decided to watch one of these. Holy fuck...pretty hilarious. But come on-- that last one sounded mad staged. The father's reaction seemed way too text book...and very bland like bad acting.

Still...I sent out the video to a bunch of friends just to horrify them! :P