I would like to offer a proposal of sorts. Where could you and I meet in order to test our mettle?

My proposal: We link up at a gym, don some gear, and go at it. MMA, boxing, martial arts... Whatever... It's all allowed.

If you beat me into submission, you get to gloat to your heart's content. If I beat you into submission, you have to apologize, personally, to every female you've insulted on this board, and never insult them again.

Do we have a deal, good Sir?

V/RDr. Cam

_________________In the anointed we find a whole class of supposedly ‘thinking people’ who do remarkably little thinking about substance and a great deal of verbal expression. - Dr. Thomas Sowell, Harvard, Columbia, University of Chicago

I know Mr. William "Gookie Cookie" Schryver reads this forum on an almost hourly basis during waking hours.

Mr. Schryver. What is your riposte, good Sir? I am very serious about this offer. I would love for you to put your tumbaga where your mouth is, goodfellow.

Let's get on it!

V/RDr. Cam

_________________In the anointed we find a whole class of supposedly ‘thinking people’ who do remarkably little thinking about substance and a great deal of verbal expression. - Dr. Thomas Sowell, Harvard, Columbia, University of Chicago

It isn't chivalry. I just want to whip this Big Mouth's ass. I really do. He's such a **** talker that I just want to choke that pony-tailed ass into submission.

Plus, the way he has treated the women on this forum. Man. I would NEVER stand for that in real life. The moment a dude talks that way to a woman in real life, it's over. He either gets right, or gets done.

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Mr. Schryver,

I'm still waiting on your riposte, Good Sir. You have talked the talk, now it's time to walk the walk. This will simply be two men, meeting at a gym, having it out. I will never threaten you. This is sport. You and me. You can gloat if you win, or you can apologize to our women here if you lose. You. And me. What do you say?

V/RDr. Cam

_________________In the anointed we find a whole class of supposedly ‘thinking people’ who do remarkably little thinking about substance and a great deal of verbal expression. - Dr. Thomas Sowell, Harvard, Columbia, University of Chicago

It isn't chivalry. I just want to whip this Big Mouth's ass. I really do. He's such a **** talker that I just want to choke that pony-tailed ass into submission.

Plus, the way he has treated the women on this forum. Man. I would NEVER stand for that in real life. The moment a dude talks that way to a woman in real life, it's over. He either gets right, or gets done.

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Mr. Schryver,

I'm still waiting on your riposte, Good Sir. You have talked the talk, now it's time to walk the walk. This will simply be two men, meeting at a gym, having it out. I will never threaten you. This is sport. You and me. You can gloat if you win, or you can apologize to our women here if you lose. You. And me. What do you say?

V/RDr. Cam

Wait... you are actually challenging William Schryver to fisticuffs? I think you might be taking this Internet message board a little bit too seriously, mon ami.

Plus, the way he has treated the women on this forum. Man. I would NEVER stand for that in real life. The moment a dude talks that way to a woman in real life, it's over. He either gets right, or gets done.

If he accepts, someone needs to go film this. Will's a filmmaker, so he can probably provide a decent camera. Man, this would be sweet. I really don't care who wins. The fact that it happened at all would be epic.

_________________"He who sees only with the eyes of reason has no occasion for spectacles."~Vizir Rustan, The Magic Spectacles

I would like to offer a proposal of sorts. Where could you and I meet in order to test our mettle?

My proposal: We link up at a gym, don some gear, and go at it. MMA, boxing, martial arts... Whatever... It's all allowed.

If you beat me into submission, you get to gloat to your heart's content. If I beat you into submission, you have to apologize, personally, to every female you've insulted on this board, and never insult them again.

Do we have a deal, good Sir?

V/RDr. Cam

I noticed this thread earlier today. Wondered why William had not yet replied, so I gave him a call on his cell phone. Turns out he's "on the road" and won't have internet service until later today or tomorrow. However, he did get quiet a chuckle from Dr. Cam...whatever's proposition. Even so, gentleman that he is, he insists that he is not interested in such a low-brow challenge.

Rather, he proposes a duel at 20 paces,with the winner being permitted to take the scalp of the loser.

He proposes the following pistols, or reasonable facsimiles thereof:

I will attempt to relay your reply to him as soon as possible.

_________________... she said that she was ready to drive up to Salt Lake City and confront ... Church leaders ... while well armed. The idea was ... dropped ... [because] she didn't have a 12 gauge with her.-DrW about his friends (Link)

I would like to offer a proposal of sorts. Where could you and I meet in order to test our mettle?

My proposal: We link up at a gym, don some gear, and go at it. MMA, boxing, martial arts... Whatever... It's all allowed.

If you beat me into submission, you get to gloat to your heart's content. If I beat you into submission, you have to apologize, personally, to every female you've insulted on this board, and never insult them again.

Do we have a deal, good Sir?

V/RDr. Cam

I noticed this thread earlier today. Wondered why William had not yet replied, so I gave him a call on his cell phone. Turns out he's "on the road" and won't have internet service until later today or tomorrow. However, he did get quiet a chuckle from Dr. Cam...whatever's proposition. Even so, gentleman that he is, he insists that he is not interested in such a low-brow challenge.

Rather, he proposes a duel at 20 paces,with the winner being permitted to take the scalp of the loser.

He proposes the following pistols, or reasonable facsimiles thereof:

I will attempt to relay your reply to him as soon as possible.

Doctor CamNC4Me,

A pony-tailed scalp on your wall would make for quite a trophy, now wouldn't it?

_________________It is not a matter of the declaration of a policy but of direct commandment from the Lord, on which is founded the doctrine of the Church from the days of its organization, ... that Negroes...are not entitled to the Priesthood at the present time.LDS First Presidency, 8/17/1949

I noticed this thread earlier today. Wondered why William had not yet replied, so I gave him a call on his cell phone. Turns out he's "on the road" and won't have internet service until later today or tomorrow. However, he did get quiet a chuckle from Dr. Cam...whatever's proposition. Even so, gentleman that he is, he insists that he is not interested in such a low-brow challenge.

Rather, he proposes a duel at 20 paces,with the winner being permitted to take the scalp of the loser.

He proposes the following pistols, or reasonable facsimiles thereof:

I will attempt to relay your reply to him as soon as possible.

Darth J was having lunch with me, and he remarked that he can't wait to see two of our female board members resolve their differences in a pajama-clad pillow fight.

We're supposed to believe the programming genius who is responsible for handling the "most powerful computer in the world", is so technologically handicapped that he can't figure out how to get internet access using what has to be - given Will's "considerably more than" 100k income- the best smart phone the world has ever seen? Hell, even the cheapest phones nowadays, offer internet access.

No internet access my arse. There is no surprise that Nomad shows up speak for Will whenever challenged.

_________________"I Learned More at McDonald's Than at College." - ldsfaqs