No, we don't care if you want to cover serious hockey topics, PPP and I are just going to keep talking about how Kyle Wellwood is fat.

And a hilarious observation about the Gartner-for-Anderson trade...

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(Side note: Yes, PPP really is on the podcast. He doesn't say anything for the first 20 minutes, but he's there. He's just building the dramatic tension.)

A few other things:

I was invited to participate in the DC Cheap Seats' hockey survey. You can read my answers here.

This is a few weeks old, but I also had an entry in Puck Daddy's Five Reasons I Love Hockey series. And if you're thinking that I used the opportunity to go on about Wendel Clark and Kerry Fraser, you would be right.

So as you can see, I've been busy. In fact, I think I've made an appearance on every hockey blog except... this one. But we'll get that fixed in September. Double figure posts this month, guaranteed!

Hamilton also has really ugly women. Maybe because they're close to Buffalo. But one time - and I swear this is true - I was eating at the McDonald's at Mohawk and Upper Gage. Some absolutely smoking broad in short-shorts and a tank top walks in. 10/10, absolutely perfect. Anyway, holding her hand is a chubby, acne-riddled kid wearing a "DUNGEON MASTER" t-shirt, and sporting a disgusting mullet. I can't even make this up (because a teenager sporting a mullet nowadays would seem too farfetched to be true. Would seem. )

Anyway, I figured he was her mentally challenged brother or something. Then they started making out in a booth.

I have no proof, obviously, but believe me when I say I am not lying. If this doesn't phase you then maybe you'd have to be there, but seriously, I was (am) rattled.