Drunk of the Day: Yarrr…I’m Wasted

What you can’t see is that she’s balancing on her peg leg. Amazing! Oh, and I’ve returned from Portland, Oregon, where I sadly was unable to visit a seedy bar dubbed the Pirate’s Cove. They had signs reading, XXX Marks the Spot and Treasure Our Chests. Next vacation, I promise.

4) Off Color Wari: The chicha de molle-inspired ale (an ancient Peruvian ferment) is made with purple corn, Schinus molle berries and souring bacteria. The beer's tart, dry and bright, as zingy as kombucha. And just 3.8 percent ABV. History!.