This conversation from the last qualifier I was at might make you happy:

Novice debater 1: There is this guy who writes a blog all about debate stuff and he said your case is soooo bad and will never win.me: Oh no! Really?? I don't know what I'm going to do now!Novice debater 2: YEAH!! His name is like...wolunflower. Or something.me: Sounds pretty scary!Novice debater 1: Oh yeah, your case better watch out. The wolunflower's after it!