A loyal fashionista would want a Louis Vuitton laptop, right? How about an entire car coated in the famous LV logos? A monster-sized LV suitcase, perhaps?

But the really committed Louis Vuitton snob would throw all of her existing non-LV brands out in the brown garbage bags coated in gold LV logos, wouldn’t she? She could get her pet elephant to carry it out on its LV animal saddle, like the one seen with Keira Knightley.