Thursday, November 17, 2011

Dang I'm bushed tonight but tomorrow's group needs to know some of this stuff.

Wednesday night at the Armored Gopher I had seven players, which has been about the usual number lately. Good guys the lot of 'em, too. Here's the roster:

Tom and Nick played the elves Lankii and Vithujin
Louis and Wheelz ran the fighters Gomma the Ugly and Will Die Too
Carl was the cleric known as Ethelred the Unready
Dane as Finn O'Malley the thief, with his personal chef Jaan.
and Chris ran Frederick the Dwarf, with his three henchmen

According to the various accounts of the the henchmen the party launched two expeditions, the first to locate the magic chair that turned Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter into a talking dog. Everybody who sat in the chair got magical stat boosts, but two guys also melted. Their gooey remains had to be hauled halfway across the land to get raise dead spells out of the Bishop of Cornwall. The second expedition focused on exploring a magical portal to the fairy realm of the goblins. Several goblin lairs were looted of magical goodies and a giant attack platypus was slain. A goblin was captured by the group after several others were slain in a fight. Turg the Goblin is now Frederick's fourth henchmen, the limit allowed by his Charisma. (It's been a long time since I've seen anyone run up against that rule.) The party also rescued a fighting man named Thurstan. He was party of a small party scouting out the upper levels on behalf of a wizard. Thurstan now serves Finn. They never encountered two known threats: a giant spider lurking in the north-west section of the dungeon and some sort of diabolical tiger-man.

"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."