The Vinderpants Keep Your Wine's Special Bits Covered

Keep your wine bottles table-appropriate with the Vinderpants. From the creators of Handerpants now comes an underwear-themed accessory for your vino.

If you have any decency, you will no longer allow your wine bottles to be naked during special occasions and family gatherings. Clothe your Chardonnays, Cabernets, Sauvignon Blancs and Merlots in these tighty-whities that snugly secure your prized vintage vino. Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex, these undies are a breeze to clean. The Vinderpants are a great addition to any hostess gift, gag gift or wine basket from wine enthusiasts to gag-lovers.

Stop the bare-bodied bottles on the dinner table and remember, the only body you should be experiencing is in the flavor of the wine.