My role model, other than my parents, is Seth Cohen, from the OC. Although
fictional, he is amazing and hilarious. Here are a few quotes from him:
"Plan A. I fake my own death. You never want to underestimate the power of the
sympathy vote"
"Yes. Kumar Zimmerman. I’m half Indian, half Jewish. I am a Hinjew.”
" I love you, but if I have to spend my senior prom with you playing video games,
I’m gonna kill myself."
Sandy: Since the minute you were born I knew I would never take another easy breath
without knowing that you were all right.
Seth: So I'm like asthma?
Seth: Ohh ... I've missed you. It's been too long.
Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too, but that never worries anyone.
(DID YOU KNOW...: Seth's toy horse's name is Captain Oats??)
(on the way to TJ)
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?
Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait.. Cohen does.
Seth: Well, they have God on their side, Summer. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
Seth: "Ryan, try not to punch Summer."
Seth: Dude, what do we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love
the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcoholic, gambling-addicted
kids with it. Is that wrong?
Seth: Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in
the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is.
Summer: "Besides, Marissa is happy now."
Seth: "And by happy you mean gay."
Seth: He enjoys sunset walks, punching people and not smiling.
Seth: I got two girls in bikinis trying to seduce me, which sounds awesome. But
I’m scared, I’m wet and I’m cold, Ryan

Last edited: 25 May 2007

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Hey guess what Niki? I'm Hinjew! LOL I'm not gonna try to beat Jesus!
You told me that one at school, but it was funnier to read it here!
*laughs* hahahaha hahaha hahaha hahahaha hahahahahah
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