Thursday, March 31April Fool's
Okay gang, the big day is tomorrow, so let's hear it: What are your big prank ideas? And remember, we're all clones, so pulling pranks on your fellow Storm Troopers just isn't cool.

Personally, I reprogrammed the Laundro-Bots to quadruple the starch they usually put in the Commanders' uniforms. If you want to have some real fun, watch them trying to walk down the halls tomorrow, they're going to look like they've got permanent sticks up their butts (they don't already?). Just try not to lose your helmet laughing.

• Check this out, you know that trash-eating Scrod we got in the Trash Compacter on the Tractor Beam Generator level? I totally swiped it and stashed it in one of the Trash Compacters on the Detention Level. LOL.
comment by TX-443 | march 31 –3:27 pm | #

So what, I don't get it? Who cares if you move the Scrod?
comment by AT-202 | march 31 –3:30 pm | #

•You know how Lord Vader just came aboard yesterday? I put fingerprints all over that guy's helmet when he wasn't looking. It was ****ing hilarious. I think that big dumb *******'s got OCD or something, it's gonna drive him nuts.
comment by BW-547 | march 31 –3:50 pm | #

I don't care, I hate that guy. I find his lack of faith disturbing.
comment by NY-919 | march 31 –4:13 pm | #

•Okay guys, get this, it's gonna be the greatest practical joke of all time. Keep in mind that the Troopers down in the Docking Bay are having targetting qualifications tomorrow afternoon - I just readjusted the sights on EVERY laser rifle they have so they aim WAY to the left.

Seriously, those things are going to fire, like, a parsec off or something. You won't be able to hit a wookie with those things. Hell, I bet a farm kid with a forty year old lightsaber could probably clean up a whole platoon. LOL.

I know, I know, I shouldn't pull gags on fellow Troopers, just don't tell the guys down in the Docking Bay about it. Those guys have a good sense of humor (don't we all?), they'll think it's funny once they figure it out.
comment by CJ-715 | march 31 –5:15 pm | #

Not cool, dude, absolutely not cool. What if some ragtag band of rebels sneak aboard and there's a shoot-out or something? Our guys would be slaughtered!
comment by RJ-302 | march 31 –5:35 pm | #