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IN THE RAYPIST LAND FAR AWAY IN INDIA..........

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."

It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells one's breath. That's right, the sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.

A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the coast of Baja Mexico. They came to believe that, if fed just the right combination of nutrients, this particular porpoise could, in theory, live forever.

To put this to the test, they studied the world's flora and fauna to see if any naturally occurring organism would fit the bill. They finally narrowed the selection down to an unusual species of mynah bird, and they sent a team of researchers off to gather a specimen.

It turns out that the mynah bird in question was quite rare, living only in a single tree in Kenya. The research team finally arrived at the tree to capture a bird, only to find that the tree was surrounded by a pride of very hungry lions, precluding any reasonable attempt to approach and climb the tree.

A suggestion was made that the lions might be manageable if they could be fed, and a couple of fat cape buffalo were captured and offered to the lions. The hungry lions devoured the hapless beasts and lay down upon the grass to digest their meal.

One of the researchers then gingerly tiptoed past the lions, climbed the tree, and had little difficulty capturing one of the mynah birds. He climbed back down the tree and walked past the lions to rejoin the group when a game warden appeared and arrested him for (what else)...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, they believed they had hit upon a foolproof scheme that would allow them to rule the village. They had, through mad scientist experiments in their floral shop, come up with a plant that would devour the townspeople one by one until none were left. They set forth to put their plan into action by planting the man-eating plants so they encircled the village.

As the plants rapidly grew, they began devouring everything living in their path. The townspeople grew frightened; who or what would save them from their eminent doom? Finally, the town's elder remember Hugh, a woodcutter who lived on the outskirts of town. Frantically, the townspeople penned a desperate plea for help, tied it to the leg of a pigeon, and directed the bird toward Hugh's cabin.

Meanwhile, outside of town, Hugh had received the note from the townspeople, and realizing they were in grave danger, set forth to do what he needed to do. He honed his mightiest axe to razor-sharpness, grabbed his hat, and off he went.

Chopping his way through the dense vines, he single-handedly destroyed the carnivorous plants one by one, until all were destroyed. Then he set out to rid the village of the evil friars, chasing them out of town. The town was saved!!! The people rejoiced and knighted Hugh for his brave and timely efforts to save the village!!!

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-sight, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue attempt were also seriously wounded.

You see, after Colin Powell resigned, he started a company called Combat Services Ltd., which illegally recruited members of foreign armies (like Peruvian soldiers) and paid them $5,820 per month to go AWOL and join the US military in Iraq.

(It is a violation of international law for nations to recruit soldiers from other national armies)
Thousands of soldiers from foreign nations were recruited. And as America was keeping a close eye on how many US troops were getting killed and Bush regime wanted to keep the numbers down, when these foreign soldiers wearing US uniforms were killed, they weren't counted as war casualties. Rather, were buried in a secret mass grave that the two above mentioned Reuters news agency reporters had discovered.

The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competi tion, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn't take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests....instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-sight, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue attempt were also seriously wounded.

You see, after Colin Powell resigned, he started a company called Combat Services Ltd., which illegally recruited members of foreign armies (like Peruvian soldiers) and paid them $5,820 per month to go AWOL and join the US military in Iraq.

(It is a violation of international law for nations to recruit soldiers from other national armies)
Thousands of soldiers from foreign nations were recruited. And as America was keeping a close eye on how many US troops were getting killed and Bush regime wanted to keep the numbers down, when these foreign soldiers wearing US uniforms were killed, they weren't counted as war casualties. Rather, were buried in a secret mass grave that the two above mentioned Reuters news agency reporters had discovered.

WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-sight, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue attempt were also seriously wounded.

You see, after Colin Powell resigned, he started a company called Combat Services Ltd., which illegally recruited members of foreign armies (like Peruvian soldiers) and paid them $5,820 per month to go AWOL and join the US military in Iraq.

(It is a violation of international law for nations to recruit soldiers from other national armies)
Thousands of soldiers from foreign nations were recruited. And as America was keeping a close eye on how many US troops were getting killed and Bush regime wanted to keep the numbers down, when these foreign soldiers wearing US uniforms were killed, they weren't counted as war casualties. Rather, were buried in a secret mass grave that the two above mentioned Reuters news agency reporters had discovered.

WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-sight, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue attempt were also seriously wounded.

You see, after Colin Powell resigned, he started a company called Combat Services Ltd., which illegally recruited members of foreign armies (like Peruvian soldiers) and paid them $5,820 per month to go AWOL and join the US military in Iraq.

(It is a violation of international law for nations to recruit soldiers from other national armies)
Thousands of soldiers from foreign nations were recruited. And as America was keeping a close eye on how many US troops were getting killed and Bush regime wanted to keep the numbers down, when these foreign soldiers wearing US uniforms were killed, they weren't counted as war casualties. Rather, were buried in a secret mass grave that the two above mentioned Reuters news agency reporters had discovered.

But let's talk about more important things like how many times Philip has broken his ankle.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

Over 80 boys accused a gay policeman of s exually abusing them. We had to spend over 500 million dollars prosecuting him because the first stupid jury hung itself. So we had to get a new one that finally did convict that mass rapist to live in prison w/no parole.

January 29, 2015 at 1:01 pm |

Fred

Lmao. OJ Simpson did not prevail you idiot. And there is only one L in Philip's name. Goll.

Opening statements have begun in the murder trial of former New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez.

Prosecutor Roger Bomberg addressed the jury Thursday after a brief delay in the trial. One juror was late getting to court, and another juror sent a note to the judge. See? American jurors are slow and dumb. And hand picked to be that way by sly defense lawyers.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-sight, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue attempt were also seriously wounded.

You see, after Colin Powell resigned, he started a company called Combat Services Ltd., which illegally recruited members of foreign armies (like Peruvian soldiers) and paid them $5,820 per month to go AWOL and join the US military in Iraq.

(It is a violation of international law for nations to recruit soldiers from other national armies)
Thousands of soldiers from foreign nations were recruited. And as America was keeping a close eye on how many US troops were getting killed and Bush regime wanted to keep the numbers down, when these foreign soldiers wearing US uniforms were killed, they weren't counted as war casualties. Rather, were buried in a secret mass grave that the two above mentioned Reuters news agency reporters had discovered.
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