A $7.5 M. cash lump sum$240,000 a year until she dies or remarriesA new car “no more than every five years”The Fifth Avenue apartment, “or any replacement primary residences of similar size, location, and quality.”“entertainment and activities expenses”A housekeeperA part-time assistant“up to $100,000 per year to donate to the charity of her choice”

Divorce, like everything, is vastly more fun when you’re super-wealthy, but there is something vicariously gratifying about seeing a woman compensated so specifically and so generously for putting up with her ex’s bullshit. Much better than “consciously uncoupling,” I say!