I really like the passive-aggressive “this is why I’m hosting this party, please don’t confuse this invite with me actually being excited that the accused are coming home from jail.”

In my mind “other preparations” equals “awkwardly themed party games.” Bobbing for dick-shaped fruit with a Detective Karr mask on? Pinning the tail on the cellmate? Pinatas shaped like the scales of justice?

So wrong on so many levels!!! I thought the locked-ups were having a homecoming in jail, u know like college…or better yet, I thought someone who got released came back and they were having a homecoming for him….
I refuse to read the details….thats what the comments are for…lol