Or at least that's why South Korea's national, publicly funded TV network, Korean Broadcasting System, is banning "Gentleman," the latest music video by pop sensation Psy from its airwaves.

The kick at issue occurs five seconds into the video, when Psy wails on a traffic cone labeled "no parking." That, says the country's biggest network, necessitated the ban, since "children haven't fully developed a standard for judgment and tend to believe and follow what's shown on television," as the Wall Street Journal reports. The WSJ notes that KBS tends to be a pretty strict enforcer of public morality, and has in the past pulled videos that show, for instance, a seatbelt-less driver.

However, the occasional cone-punting might seem less likely to disturb public order than any number of the pranks Psy pulls on unsuspecting women in the video. Undoing women's bikinis, the old "smell my finger" trick, pulling chairs out from under people—Psy runs through the repertoire of junior high-level mischief, before meeting his match in K-pop luminary Ga-In, a member of the band Brown Eyed Girls.

That copyright-protected dance move is looking more and more like a good investment: "Gentleman" shattered YouTube view records when it debuted a few days ago and has already notched 144 million views. But unfortunately for Korean social order, that means that traffic cones are probably increasingly less safe.

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