PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT new stuff. This week, they’re buzzing about the Apple Watch and other gizmos. But nothing brings us comfort like vintage objects or classic reruns. So we’re rolling out an old favorite, a sentimental snack from the 80s… McIntosh apples!

Here to launch Mac season is everybody’s #1 news hack. “Hello, Local Food Lovers! Pick your own Macs in the Vintage Orchard!”

“That’s where plump old trees offer sweet treats like the McIntosh apple, first introduced in 1820 and beloved ever since.”

“Yes, folks, we’re conducting an ‘apple watch’ of our own. All signs say it is time to pick Macs. Now not later!”

“Pick 10 pounds or more and pay only 99¢ a pound! You’ll save $4,000 compared to buying 10 pounds of Macs on apple.com!”