The news that Sarah Michelle Gellar is all knocked up with Freddie Prinze Jr’s kid is just about the only interesting thing that’s happening this weekend, so pictures of the knocked up Vampire Slayer are the commodity.

I don’t really get it, but I avoid pregnancy like the plague. Some sort of baby plague that must be avoided using Mifepristone and a wire coat hanger.

After six years of marriage, actress(?) Sarah Michelle Gellar and husband, actor(?) Freddie Prinze, Jr., are expecting their first child. People reports:

…a source close to the couple confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. “They’re very excited,” says the source, adding that the actress, 31, is due in the fall.

Eh, I remember Sarah Michelle Gellar being hot for like a week in 1997, but this chick has hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt. For their sake, let’s hope this kid comes out with angel wings and a trident, because this might be the most boring shit I’ve read all day.