Gustavo on The Tom Leykis Show TOMORROW for Monthly ¡Ask a Mexican! Segment

Last month, there was no monthly ¡Ask a Mexican! installment on The Tom Leykis Show because I was on a bourbon reconnaissance mission--and while the good Professor understood, I rightfully got an earful from the Leykis Army, who began openly speculating that I ran off to Tijuana to finally get married.

Well, cabrones, I'm not that easy to get rid of. Because, barring any DUIs, I will be on Leykis' show TOMORROW anew for my scheduled three-hour segment!

In case you're not familiar, the format is fiendishly simple. Starting at 3 p.m. PST, Leykis and I shoot the shit for an hour; at 4 p.m., we do on-air ¡Ask a Mexican!, the only time I ever do this anymore because no other show will let me get drunk on ON Tequila as I answer. Finally, at 5 p.m, I sit in for an hour of "Be Funny!" joined by my cousin Placido, who chimes in with the most racist anti-black joke imaginable in honor of our Orange County home.

Fun times! Remember to tune it starting at 3 p.m. on blowmeuptom.com. And haters: call in!

Gustavo Arellano is the editor of OC Weekly, author of the syndicated column "¡Ask a Mexican!", and Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America. He started at the paper with an angry, fake letter to the editor and went from there—only in Anacrime!