Dials? Numbers? Child, please. When I read my watch, I read my watch. Digits and directions don't even enter into the equation. And by equation, I mean words.

The Qlocktwo W by Biegert & Funk replaces the traditional watch face with an LED-lit 110-letter grid. Pressing the button on the side of the watch illuminates words which tell the time. There is also a German-language model as well. The watch will be available in both black or stainless steel varieties when it hits market in Autumn this year, though there's no word yet on how much it will cost. Until then, you'll just have to sate your desire with the Qlocktwo wall clock. [Qlocktwo via DVice]