The James Flacco Name Generator

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At a press conference on Friday, President Obama said Sony made “a mistake” by canceling the release of The Interview. He also praised the film’s stars Seth Rogen and James … Flacco? If, like actor James Franco, you want a new last name—one you can share with an NFL quarterback—then use our name generator below.

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Chris Kirk is aweb developer at New York magazine and Slate’s former interactives editor. Follow him on Twitter.