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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Jelly-FIlled Powderd Donuts!

Are devilishly good. Which means, I should not eat them. Because if I do, I'll want more than one. Same goes for glazed, donut-holes. Only thing is, some guy whose name I don't know, brought over a basket full of bread and, yep you guessed it, jelly-filled donuts, and glazed, donut-holes. Drat!!.......well, we decided to give some away, but the rest of them, some body's going to have to eat them. I guess I'll take one for the team. OH, the pain.....*groans emphatically*...

SO, at school, it has slowly turned out into an all-out war between the rows as paper bullets("hornets" if your Dillon) fill the air behind the teacher's backs. Of course, at the end of the day, Mr. Olson has confiscated several rubber bands(only to see the tomorrow brings more to school). He calls them contraband. I say its perfectly legal...

anyway....yet another of my friends is getting married...OMGOODNESS!!!..AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!!???

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

rebel (noun reb`el)1. one who refuse allegiance to, resists, or rises against control of tradition. 2. on who participates in organized resistance. 3. one who lives a lifestyle unashamed of Jesus Christ, no longer conforming to the patterns of this world