And the guy from the second one seems a little put-out it's uncool to be a racist these days.

Oh, ok. I'll grant him that Donald Trump may not be racist. He's just doing a damn good imitation of one and using racist sentiment to generate interest in his maybe possible don't know will he won't he run for presidenting.

I had a Glock 19 compact 9mm some years ago. Now, I'm not much of a Glock fan, there's really a lot not to like about them, but there's something about that polymer frame that calls out to your inner artist.

So I went down to the hobby store and got some model airplane paints and a few brushes and essentially painted graffitti all over the damn thing. In bright colors.

It was actually pretty cool. I liked carrying it because I always imagined the look on the faces of the investigators if I had to shoot somebody with it and then tear it down and dispose of the pieces all over three states. Finding a Glock grip panel with a bright orange stylized martian on it would certainly be cause for speculation, n'est ce pas?