Can I use an Elliptical that has no power to it? Granted I keep a slow and steady pace and never rely on the flywheel momentum. (Tried a night run but almost sprained my ankle due to pot holes and uneven road.)

I wouldn't quote soldiers on NoFap, I recently listened to a podcast that talked about the epidemic of soldiers sharing fleshlights with each other and some so desperate they would risk exhaustion by fapping in portopoties in intense heat. I remember someone emailed in that a unit had all contracted the same STD because of sharing the same flesh light.

Comedy Writing, for sure. If I could just participate in a writing room for Curb, It's Always Sunny, or Rick and Morty, be apart of that creative process in producing quality content, I would be pretty happy with what ever life I have life.

Just think. Tomorrow you could take a really good shit. You know what I'm talking about. Those shits so big that they feel like they clense not just your colon, but your soul. You are just left with a deep and pure emptiness inside, but in a good way, like nirvana or some shit like that. When you get up and look back, that log extends longer than the tallest old growth redwood, you know you dun good.

That's why I live for tomorrow. Because tomorrow could be a shitty day, and that's just fine.