With the young Wolves in town, the Celtics got back on track with a 113-99 win that was never really in doubt. The Celtics shot real well from deep and had a balanced attack that saw six players in double figures. The Wolves message boards were a solid "Meh" in terms of entertainment value. They hate their coach though. They hate Tommy Heinsohn more. And they kinda maybe don't like Wiggins that much? But they love Towns. Every time KAT does something they do an online fist pump, but I didn't bother attaching any of them. There's nothing too interesting about their happy reverence for their new franchise player. Good for you Wolves fans. Here's what happened in the cyberspace surrounding the land of ten thousand lakes tonight.

TOP THREE

I wonder if they'd shoot as well if we tried to guard them?

When you can't stop threes down one end or make them down the other, you're going to have a bad time.

I want to strangle Olynyk right now

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CELTICS' BROADCAST TEAM?

Ugh I've got to listen to the awful Celtics commentators.

My ear is going to hurt listening to these homers.

In the future, if I have trouble sleeping I now know what to do. Just turn on a replay of a boston game to hear their announcers.

No idea how heinhson has a job.

Actually, the Boston play by play guys are atrocious as a pair. These 2 are enough for people to not want to watch basketball at all.

IS SAM MITCHELL THE COACH OF THE FUTURE?

Nine game losing streak in the Garden? Fire Smitch!

A top 5 coach in the nba vs Smitch. Should be interesting

Fire Smitch?

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AWARD

If Rubio could develop a spin move or pull up jumper when he's in the lane like that he'd be a much better scorer.

THERE'S A JOE JOHNSON FAN ON THE INTERNET?

Prince needs to not be chasing Bradley. It's not Joe Johnson you know

BEST TRADE PROPOSAL

Rubio Dieng for Smart or Thomas + Olynyk and I would even throw in Bazz.

F it, throw Wiggins scrubby ass in there.

(DANNY PLEASE GET WIGGINS AND FRIENDS for IT and OLYNYK)

RUNNER UP TRADE PROPOSAL

Love Olynyk. Would trade anyone except Towns and Wiggins for him.

THE REST

Can't believe it, everybody is playing scared except Rubio. Gieng is back with the pump fakes.

Towns! Where would we be without this kid? (ED. NOTE: You'd be way worse)

Guard the f'n three ya morons jesus

Prince sucks so bad

Celtics are not a good 3 point shooting team, so of course they hit 3 of first 4.

I kind of just cringe every time Rubio shoots

Of course Boston hits a half court end of the quarter shot...

No defense, this one might get ugly.

Blowout for sure

People averaging like 3 points per game are destroying us

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God Wiggins is so garbage some nights.

This defense is just horrific

Well this is a loss.

About to be 10 years without a win at the garden.

Rubio has been horrid

Brad Stevens is a hell of a coach

Oh god, they just posted the upcoming games. Spurs twice in the next week. Happy ****ing Holidays.