Do you like turtle mech?

I an a Chinese SC2fan.In China,a lot of tactics have their special nicknames.I am a fan of Reality.In China,turtle mech is called "Urbanization"(城市化),and Reality's nickname is "Reality the Great"(真实大帝),he is the manager of "Reality the Great Construction Group",the watchword is "Reality the Great Construction Group,We Concentrate on Building City"(真实大帝建设集团，我们专注建设城市).

Use a lot of scans to embarass opponent is called "Solar Punch" in China.There are some translations of the images：

Dare you drink a cup of water before match?Build 50 BTs at least观音坐莲(a posture of having s*x,means drop a lot of raven turrets) sit on your faceYou lose because your bladder is too smallReality is my heroPay with your credit(mules rain rob opponent's minerals)Soulkey is a weak chickMule is productivityIf I build seven more Planet Fortress,I can summon the Dragon(Dragon Ball)8BC teach you how to be human(Solar punch and mules rain)I educate three Zergs in one dayUgh?Why there is a marine in my army(fake marine)My bladder is made of air bagCome and F**K me!Steady as mountainAh hah!Meet Zerg again,let me go to peeBuild wall with BE