I hate when you agree to masturbate for the boss while he spanks your ass and the next thing you know he’s urging you to take his dick in your maw . Such was the sad tale of sexual harassment faced by Omar Dominguez-Ramos. No, not that Dominguez-Ramos, you’re thinking of a different guy. This is the guy likely trying to extort a little seed money from the tiger-mauled half of Siegfried and Roy.

Dominguez-Ramos claims he was ‘assaulted’ by Roy Horn who asked to climb more rungs on the homosexual favors ladder than he was willing to offer as part of his personal assistant job duties. Dominguez-Ramos claims he had made peace with the assault until somebody anonymously sent him a CD of him and Roy Horn going at it at work. Hmm, now who secretly could have been recording his private penis time sessions with Roy? Oh, I don’t know, maybe a jealous boyfriend who can make a fucking elephant disappear with magic! Dominguez-Ramos timed his latter day assault complaint with the end of the statute of limitations on any criminal proceedings, leaving him just the ability to sue for civil damages. Don’t assume just because a guy is jerking off for cash at the office that he’s not a thoughtful person.