Listen to R. Kelly's New Song About His Tonsil Surgery (No, Really)

"Now that I've got my voice back let me start off by saying..."

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In the wee hours of the morning, R. Kelly posted a new recording on Twitter, his first since he underwent emergency throat surgery back in July. He Tweeted: "It's been a long time coming but I finally feel a lot better about my throat since the surgery and this is the first song I wrote."

This may be the very first song ever written to address tonsil surgery-related haters.

In more uplifting news, R. Kelly also confirmed that his gloriously named autobiography, Soula Coaster, will be published after all. "I'm finally near the end of writing my life story book, Soulacoaster. Now I know some of you guys didn't think I was coming out with it - but I am - it'll be out in Spring 2012," he wrote on Twitter.

Listen to his new untitled track, below, if you know what's good for you: