26 August, 2010

One can only assume there is a very specific set of fetishes all converging at once for this person. Some kind of punk/rhinotillexomania/voyeurism combination. The online community for that is small but dedicated.

10 August, 2010

It'd have to be a Pokemon one to pull me out of retirement, wouldn't it? Now I'm not that old, but I'm old enough to remember when people would quote The Simpsons episode where Lisa gets Ralph a card that said "I choo-choo-choose you" instead of friggin' Pokemon. In other words, get off my damn lawn.

I do like the honest ones. You're hot, in a creepy way - pretty much sums up Here's Looking At You, don't it?

Now look, I know I was gone for over a year, and I'm not gonna pretend that everything's gonna be regular posting from now on, because let's face it, it's a blog, and we've all done the whole "whoops, haven't gotten around to posting"/"whoops, haven't updated in ages"/"whoops, got abducted for a year" thing. What I can promise is that I will continue to post like the negligent father I have always been - one day I'll blog about going for a pack of cigarettes and never come back.

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About This Blog

If you catch public transport in either Sydney, Melbourne or Brisbane, you've probably seen the free paper called mX. On their letters page is a section called "Here's Looking At You," which is for single commuters who wish to tell someone on their train that they like them by describing their appearance and asking one word questions like, "Coffee?" or "Interested?"

And if that's all you do, I have no problem with that. Good luck to you, hope things don't turn out really awkward. This blog is all about the ones who get it wrong: the creepy, the arrogant, the just plain stupid. I think they deserve more than one day of being read by tired office workers. They deserve an archive.

Please Note: This blog is in no way affiliated with mX, its staff or its advertisers. No infringement is intended.