Here Are the Best-Slash-Weirdest Things That Happened During the Willow and Jaden Smith Interview No One Can Stop Talking About

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If you haven't heard, Jaden and Willow Smith gave quite an interview to T magazine recently. And no, it wasn't the typical what's-your-favorite-food type of interview. It was more of a let's-talk-about-the-metaphysical-nature-of-the-brain type of thing. You know, casual.

Already lost? We haven't even gotten started. Check out the best quotes from their interview below. And if you need to Google a word here and there, don't worry—you're not the only one.

On their current reads:

Willow: "Quantum physics. Osho."

Jaden: "The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life" and ancient texts; things that can't be pre-dated."

On the concept of time:

Willow: "I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that's how I know it doesn't exist."

Jaden: "It's proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It's relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it's also such a thing that you can get lost in."

Willow: "Because living."

Jaden: "Right, because you have to live. There's a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it's living."

Willow: "It's the action of it."

On going to school:

Jaden: "Here's the deal: School is not authentic because it ends. It's not true, it's not real. Our learning will never end. The school that we go to every single morning, we will continue to go to. Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty...You never learn anything in school."

Willow: "I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, 'Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.' But it was the worst experience because I was depressed."

On making music:

Jaden: "I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet."

Willow: "I think by the time we're 30 or 20, we're going to be climbing as many mountains as we can possibly climb."

On recurring work themes:

Jaden: "The P.C.H. being one of them; the melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness of everything else."

Willow: "And the feeling of being like, this is a fragment of a holographic reality that a higher consciousness made."

About how they've improved:

Willow: "Caring less what everybody else thinks, but also caring less and less about what your own mind thinks, because what your own mind thinks, sometimes, is the thing that makes you sad."

Jaden: "Exactly. Because your mind has a duality to it. So when one thought goes into your mind, it's not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you're thinking about something happy, you're thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It's a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That's not a duality consciousness. And you can't listen to your mind in those times—it'll tell you what you think and also what other people think."

Willow: "And then you think about what you think, which is very dangerous."

On breathing:

Willow: "Breathing is meditation; life is a meditation. You have to breathe in order to live, so breathing is how you get in touch with the sacred space of your heart."

Jaden: "When babies are born, their soft spots bump: It has, like, a heartbeat in it. That's because energy is coming through their body, up and down."

Willow: "Prana energy."

Jaden: "It's prana energy because they still breathe through their stomach. They remember. Babies remember."

Willow: "When they're in the stomach, they're so aware, putting all their bones together, putting all their ligaments together. But they're shocked by this harsh world."

Jaden: "By the chemicals and things, and then slowly..."

Willow: "As they grow up, they start losing."

Jaden: "You know, they become just like us."

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