My Name Is Doctor Oh That’s Just Too Mean

Does that say opthamologist, or optimist? Wait, why would an optimist have a business card? But I don’t see an H in the title… does that actually say optometrist? AN OPTOMETRIST DID THIS SMALL TYPE CARD? That is TOO MEAN, Doctor. Meta, yes, but too mean.

It’s a good thing this doc didn’t study to be an anesthetist. If he had, he’d hand you his card and as soon as you started to look at it you’ll feel dizzy and pass out.