Inspired By Captain Crunch Doublespeak Proverbs

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Inspired By Captain Crunch Doublespeak Proverbs

If a large solid-hoofed mammal becomes available to you without compensation, refrain from casting your faculty for seeing into the oral cavity of such a creature.

... Answer ... Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

Each vaporous mass suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metallic hue.

... Answer ... Every cloud has a silver lining.

It is not advantageous to place the sum total of your barnyard collections into the same wicker receptacle.

... Answer ... Don't put all your eggs in one basket!

Feathered bipeds of a kindred mind in their segregated environment associate with a high degree of amiability.

... Answer ... Birds of a feather flock together!

Deviation from the ordinary or common routine of existence is that which gives zest to man's cycle of existence.

... Answer ... Variety is the spice of life!

He who locks himself into the arms of Morpheus promptly at eventide, and starts the day before it is officially announced by the rising sun, excels in physical fitness, increases his economic assets and celebrates with remarkable efficiency.

... Answer ... Early to bed, and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise!

Do not traverse a structure erected to afford passage over a waterway until the time of drawing nigh unto it.

"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

Heh, that reads like some of my college papers. I always tried to be concise, but my professors always wanted more pages than I could produce. Consequently, this extraneous requirement necessitated that I endeavor to expound upon and superfluously extrapolate my treatises to sufficient length as to satisfy the demands of my academician. (Answer: I had to make the papers longer.)

The only one I had issue with was this: "Hemoglobin is more viscous than H2O"

It's kind pedantic, but hemoglobin is only the molecule contained within erythrocytes which actually binds oxygen. Hemoglobin itself does not constitute the entire makeup of blood.

Three rodents with defective vision.
Three rodents with defective vision.
Notice how they perambulate.
Notice how they perambulate.
Each one took after the agriculturist's spouse
She cut of their appendages with a slicing utensil
Have you ever witnessed such a spectacle in your existence
As three rodents with defective vision?

"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand

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Three rodents with defective vision.
Three rodents with defective vision.
Notice how they perambulate.
Notice how they perambulate.
Each one took after the agriculturist's spouse
She cut of their appendages with a slicing utensil
Have you ever witnessed such a spectacle in your existence
As three rodents with defective vision?

Heh, that reads like some of my college papers. I always tried to be concise, but my professors always wanted more pages than I could produce. Consequently, this extraneous requirement necessitated that I endeavor to expound upon and superfluously extrapolate my treatises to sufficient length as to satisfy the demands of my academician. (Answer: I had to make the papers longer.)

The only one I had issue with was this: "Hemoglobin is more viscous than H2O"

It's kind pedantic, but hemoglobin is only the molecule contained within erythrocytes which actually binds oxygen. Hemoglobin itself does not constitute the entire makeup of blood.

I haven't had enough of a brevage brewed by roasting the fruit of the Coffea canephora plant, then grinding said roasted fruit, taking the before mention ground roasted fruit and combining it with Dihydrogen Monoxide, which has been heated to 100 degrees Celius for atleast 5 minutes, for this discussion.