Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

The Top Ten

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean seriously, as if we have full control on our dreams? - Kiteretsunu

28 Ways to Pee in a Swimming Pool

Maybe this might come in handy for some people, but 8 ways? - Kiteretsunu

Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

Unless if you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

The best way to pee in a swimming pool: NOT AT ALL!

3How to Hold a Spoon: 7 Steps

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it? - PositronWildhawk

1. Lift your hands up2. Make sure you're not tired3. Make sure you're not in a coma4. Scratch if needed5. Locate the spoon6. Put your hand lower7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up - simpsondude

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are :1) Place your television in best position.2) Locate the remote.3) Hold the remote in hand and click on power on button.4) Go to your preferred channel.5) Enjoy the show. - Kiteretsunu

This list is hysterical! - keycha1n

8How to Count Sheep: 8 Steps

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a wikihow for that? - Kiteretsunu

I think it's gonna take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy. - ethanmeinster

9How to Enjoy a Coke: 6 Steps

10How to Leave Your Lover: 50 Steps

I have a hunch that one there was a joke article. ;-)

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.Step 2. Run away.Step 3. Have regret for monthsStep 4. Cry in the bathroom.Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times - ethanmeinster

There must be50 steps to leave your lover - SpectralOwl

The Contenders

11How to Form a Nu Metal Band: 10 Steps

12How to Breathe

I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breath!

This wasn't on here? - TeamRocket747

13How to Be Like Naruto Uzumaki: 12 steps

14How to Pronounce Meme: 4 Steps

Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

Seriously, who can't do this?!

My mom used to pronounced meme as "mimi." :P - SachiyoHasegawa

4 steps -_- - kempokid

15How to Organise a Pen Collection: 5 Steps

16How to Type: 16 Steps

If you don't know how to type then how did you search this up?

I need the article! I can’t type!

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Translation: I don't know how to type can someone show me how to type? - SpectralOwl