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Facebook change to news feeds opens door for Friends Reunited to strike back

After years in the shadows, website Friends Reunited has pounced on a reecent drop in Facebook’s share price to launch a ‘hearts and minds’ takeover bid on the US copycat site.

‘We were the first, the best and we believe the only social networking site,’ said Cynthia, who holds the rights to the website address, has two dogs now and would love to meet ‘anyone from class 5C at Wokingham High 1978 entry’.

The fall of nearly 4.4% of Facebook value, which is understood to have cost Mark Zuckerberg $3.3 billion in one single day alone has left the social network ‘vulnerable’, according to Cynthia, who believes she knows a bit about the subject. ‘Had two husbands, both bastards,’ she posted today.

‘We’ve left a message to Mark, on Friends Reunited, that we are prepared to take his remaining stock off him, give him life membership and are prepared to let him come to next year’s class reunion, even though he never attended any lessons,’ said Cynthia. ‘Oh, and fatty Laura says she doesn’t remember him,’ she added.