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The Sanity Clause

As a toothbrush psychiatrist, I have to make sure every bristle qualifies as sane. That's why I like this Violight Zapi Toothbrush Sanitizer!

Oh sure, for many years my profession had a bad reputation. We'd recommend things like holding the toothbrushes under boiling water or performing bristle lobotomies. But that's a thing of the past now that the Violight Zapi Toothbrush Sanitizer exists! Today, it's just a few moments under germicidal ultraviolet light, and we're all back to being happily loopy loo! Which, incidentally, is from the Latin root meaning "completely sane."

In just six minutes, each toothbrush goes from un-sanity to 99.9% sanitized! And that's about as sane as you can get, according to my doctor. Yes, that's right, all us toothbrush psychiatrists have toothbrush psychiatrists of our own. In fact, sometimes I wonder... am I really the one who's sane? Or is there another standard, a standard not based around toothbrush cleaning, a standard that fits outside these windows and bars... but then I remember it's taco night on Thursday, and I'd hate to miss that!

So I'll just keep on helping toothbrushes self-actualize, and not worry about who's sane and who's not and which doctor in the room has a real medical degree. I know as long as I have a nice, clean toothbrush, I can never go wrong!

Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to take my pills and brush my teeth.

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