In my job, I teach/train personnel, of a given company, to make better use of of particular software packages. Which means I deal mainly with office managers/secretaries/team leads/executive assistants, who we all know are the real cogs in the business process that get the work done.

I can relate too! I get overwhelmed when a fat woman (or man with impressive moobs) envelopes me with her softness and the contrast sometimes makes me all excited. I am glad I am not a guy, else I'll creep the girl out with my hard-on.

IC that I've yet to find a way to dance with fat girls that is comfortable for all parties. I'm either holding her at arm's length or too close.

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The test of a first rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. The test of a first rate wallpaper is to wipe clean easily when the previous fails.

i/c that I don't mind getting up at 5am to commute back to the city with my guy. He worries that I don't get enough sleep, but I do enjoy the time I get to spend with him, even if it is driving. Plus it saves gas. And he's hot, even in his work uniform.

i/c that I enjoy watching him eat. I am not into active gaining/feeding..but I guess it's just the fact that he seems a bit hedonist and doesn't give a shit what other people think. Gives me a bit of a charge that his food orders seem to usually be three times more than what mine are.

I/C I have a fascination with BHM bellies, but I am having a hard time talking to my guy about it. I just wanna touch his belly, rub it, play with it...whatever. But I cannot bring myself to tell him this. I guess I am just afraid that me doing that would be the one thing to push him over the edge or something right into "GTFO bitch, you're weird...."

Which I guess is stupid cause he loves me to pieces, as I do him....but yeah. I get tongue tied.

Here's a somewhat controversial FA confession (take 3 since my computer doesn't apparently want me to write this). It's one that I've been thinking about now and then over the past couple of days.

After watching some of the Blizzcon footage, I think that given the opportunity I'd be willing to have sex once with a skinny chick who was in full costume as like a night elf or a draenei or something. I wouldn't seek it out, but I don't think I'd be any more reluctant to accept than I would vanilla sex (i.e., nothing fetish-related) with a BBW. What's odd is that I'm not really into cosplay all that much with BBWs, or roleplaying. Ears and body paint (and anything else relevant) stays on, though. Maybe I'm just that much of a gamer nerd that I want to bang an elf chick once in my life. And it would have to be a skinny chick, because there's not really any BBW characters in the game (except for dwarves, but they're too human to have that same fantasy feel to it), and I'm too much of a purist for it to be otherwise.

I/C that I have absolutely no interest in watching Green Giant shoot Nazi zombies on Xbox 360. Really. However, I have all the interest in the world of looking at that sexy belly of his where his shirt is riding up while he is playing said game. And thinking very naughty thoughts...