Robert Pattinson is Reportedly Staying at Reese Witherspoon's Vacation Home

Attention: Stop whatever you're doing this instant, because there's an update in the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal that obviously rocked the nation since news of it broke last week. Or, at least, Tumblr. Anyway, according to Gawker, scorned boyfriend Robert Pattinson has fled from the home he shared with Stewart until her affair was revealed, and according to sources close to the actor, he's supposedly staying at his former Water For Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon's vacation home in Ojai, California.

Sources also said that Pattinson is, "a total mess ... He's questioning everything."

But hey, look at the bright side, Rob! Sure, your girlfriend cheated on you with a married man in broad daylight and in full view of paparazzi which clearly signifies that she did not give a shit, but at least the vacation home you're staying at is pretty! Glass half full.