Thursday, December 01, 2005

All publicity is good publicity...

Well, the Thighmaster, as well as the good folks over at Deadspin linked to the Shave Orton blog, but unfortunately were less than enthused about signing the petition. That's fine, if it brings any sort of public recognition to our plight then I say "Mission: Accomplished."

Together, we can stop the madness growing on Orton's neck and entering our living rooms every Sunday. Now is not the time to cut and run. Now is the time that we must hold true and remain steadfast on our course to a neckbeard-free America.

Unfortunately, the trend is starting to pick up steam. It was last seen on Survivor, and fellow (former) NFL quarterback, Gary Hogeboom.

Then, it was spotted on George Clooney...

No one's even thinking about the real victims in this whole mess - the children. My God, just think of the children. We need to stop this trend before it's too late.