8. Palin bought it and will be a force next election

Something like 1 ice cube plus 2 ice cubes, factoring in the global ice melt ratio to ice and heat on the planet to the size of her ice cube trays and the distance to Russia, compared to total ice on Earth versus average global temp, multiplied by how many miles Russia is from Africa and how many Elks you can kill in a year, times how many babies Levi produces in a year, minus pills McCain takes in a day.....