Here’s Adriana Lima at the “Dance For Tolerance” fundraiser. It’s an event to bring to kids together from around the world and you know, learn to be friends or something. It’s a very noble cause and that’s why I am posting these pics. Actually that’s a lie. I’m posting these pics because she’s hot. This fundraiser could have been called “Dance For Slavery“ and I’d still put her sexy photos up and fight any man who speaks ill of her.

Enrique Iglesias was joking when he announced his split from Anna Kournikova and they are still together. The Spanish heart-throb told journalists during a promotional visit to Sweden that he had split with the former tennis ace. He said, “We’ve split. I’m single now and it’s OK. I don’t mind being single.” But the star has told British magazine Hello he was joking. During an interview with the publication, Iglesias revealed the Russian is still the love of his life. He says, “It is the first serious relationship I’ve had in my life.” Source

Screw you Enrique! You just made me look like a total chump for reporting that you had in fact parted ways with Anna Kournikova. What the hell does she see in you anyway? Besides your good looks, silky smooth crooner voice, Latin dance moves and massive bank account, I don’t think you’re all that. Anyway I hate you because I can’t be you. Next time you wanna be a funny guy and make us laugh, how bout writing all the songs on your next album. That would be a hoot.

Well it’s Emily Scott’s second appearance on Hollywood Tuna. Emily is the kind of chick who seems to pop up at the right times. When everything in the gossip world has gone stale and there’s nothing remotely interesting to write about, she suddenly appears. Actually, to be honest any hot girl would have done the trick, but Emily just so happened to be in the new FHM Magazine. So thanks Emily for helping out.

It’s another one of those slow days where nothing interesting is going on. Maybe there is but chances are it’s about Lindsay Lohan and I’ve decided to tune myself out of all that nonsense. I mean, you can only take so much! So instead of Lindsay, I present you Kristen Bell wearing a nice little pink bikini. Anyway Kristen‘s hot, she has a nice body and she’s not Lindsay. So enjoy.

There’s something I’ve noticed ever since Petra Nemcova dumped James Blunt: she’s been slutting up the scene. Originally, I fell in love with Petra after her Tsunami surviving incident. I found her to be a positive, courageous role model… but now all that has changed. And for the better! If she keeps on going down this path, I think you will be seeing a lot more of Petra on Hollywood Tuna! Keep it up Petra!

Here are some bikini pictures from the 2007 Miss Universe pageant. Now I don’t know who anyone is except for Miss USA Rachel Smith or better yet the girl who fell flat on her ass but who cares they’re all damn hot! Besides, I like my girls anonymous anyway. Chances are if I know your name, I haven’t slept with you.