Ever since the good, godfearing Anglo nations were shut out of the 2018 and 2022 World Cups, rumors have flown that Russia and Qatar bribed their way to the top. No one would be surprised because it's FIFA, but it was also sour grapes. And maybe it still is, but this time England is naming names.

• Jack Warner, FIFA Vice President, Trinidad and Tobago: Wanted £500,000 from England to purchase earthquake-stricken Haiti's TV rights. The money would have been channeled through Warner, of course. He also wanted a facility purchased in his home nation:

"Jack Warner was very concerned that after all his years he had nothing to consider his legacy," Triesman told the committee.

"He proposed some school or academy should be built and a set of offices that would be his legacy to Trinidad & Tobago.

"Dave said 'you must be joking, that must be about £2.5 million,' and Warner nodded.

"He said the money could be channelled through him and he would ensure that it was appropriately spent."