"1. Behind Closed Doors - a hilarious yet deadly serious tale of the time Pete got locked in a wardrobe.

2. Distance - a hip-hopping freestyle rap on the various units of distance, including millimentres, miles, yards and furlongs.

3. Ready For Us - detailing what he packed in his case before going to the US.

4. The Way You Move (Up In Here) - traditional sea shantie recalling the Great Cornish Sardine Haul of 1871.

5. Call The Doctor - moving ballad about a problem we've all faced - calling the doctor and the line being engaged. By verse 3 Pete finally gets through only to be told there are no appointments available until next Tuesday! A highlight of the album that will tug on the hearstrings of anyone who's paid a visit to the doctor (or vet).

6. Go Back - traditional Cornish sea shanty.

7. Sliding Doors - heartfelt ballad about the various shops that have sliding doors, including Boots, Currys, Dorothy Perkins and many, many more.

8. Outta Control - gut wrenching instrumental

9. Xoxo - heart wrenching ballad about the joys, sorrows, heartache and emotions you go through in a typical game of noughts and crosses.

10. Replay - heart pounding tale of the joys of mackerel fishing.

11. Unconditional - prophetic musings of a man on the edge of the sofa.

To sum up this exquisite work of a tortured soul, whose musical outpourings are the finest example of Anglo-Australasian folk music i've heard for many a long, long time: