In honor of inauguration day, I submit to you this classic from the now defunct Weekly World News:

Tony Horton's 10-Minute Trainer Update

DAY THREE

Today was Yoga day and it actually wasn't all that bad. It was just some pretty remedial stretching exercises and a few downward facing dogs. I don't even think I broke a sweat. So not much to report here, except that I have a feeling I'm really gonna look forward to Yoga days, since I tend to like things that feel less like torture than things that do.