meh thats just one of those thing everyone says and ppl beleive it just cause its true, had a gf with one for the most part it just felt like a bulge on the tounge there wasnt any diff in pleasure, and i allways found it disgusting cus it got food stuck under it all the time and when she cleaned it it smelled bad.

Not that it matters to you, but yes.
Asexuals don't split like amoebae like some of these retards believe... Not people anyway. It's just the term used for someone whose hormones don't really make the person desire sex. Some people just don't have sex drives, and these children can't seem to comprehend that.

Yes, it does. Refer to this. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4803394/the+mallard+is+always+right/159#159
Once more I will explain that it's just the term people have coined onto the people like this. It does not mean they reproduce asexually unless we're talking about creatures that do in fact reproduce asexually. This is one of those things where people have given the word a double meaning.
Medical Dictionary

asexual a·sex·u·al (ā-sěk'sh&oomacr;-əl)
adj.

Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.

Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.

I feel like I'm handling this maturely.
I haven't deleted my comment in fear of red pixels, I haven't started a flame war, etc.
Seems to me, these people who can't accept that someone is celibate are the 14 year olds.
So how are you getting the impression that my mental age is 14? Enlighten me.

Celibate =/= asexual. Asexuality refers to method of reproduction, not sexual orientation. If you've managed to get to college you would know that. Or if you were celibate you would know that.

Furthermore, because of your celibacy you have no place commenting when you first did. It would be like someone commenting on a movie review just to say "oh i just want to mention i don't watch movies".

Imagine that, Asexuality isn't just a scientific term for creatures that reproduce asexually, but is an actual term for people who have no desire for sex, too! Wow! Good job lecturing me like an uneducated slob. At least try to know what you're talking about before you flap your ignorant gums around.
Am I still 2edgy4u?

But how is mine wrong? Someone said "As if anyone here wouldn't"
But I wouldn't, which is basically someone speaking FOR me and pretending to know what I'd do, despite my opinion being the opposite. I feel like telling him that I was an exception to his case isn't off-topic or un-called for. I seriously don't understand why everyone has twigs up their asses all of the sudden.