Hmmm...interesting question....Depends.....To a Stranger: Haha.....I guess waht I knew would happen happened......Live life to the fullest sucker...To a Enemy........See you in Hell........To a friend....Here take...my wallet.......To a best friend....I leave you all my things....see you in heaven....If no one was around.........die quietly

"Hey remember that time you woke up from that party that night with a burning gaping asshole? Yeah. . .i did that but don't worry Joe. You liked it."
. . . .You know if i want to stay alive i can just keep talking and rambling about stuff

YOU LEGEND LMFAO!!

I would probably scream, "I'M NOT READY TO DIE!!" And then beg the person I was dying infront of to freeze me in liquid nitrogen until future technology can bring me back to life without brain damage.