I hate this product. Yet I love how every year something equally as stupid always comes out with a ton of these **** symbols next to the “LOSE WEIGHT FOR GOOD” claims that lead to small print that say “average results with regular diet and exercise.” Which pretty much translates to “give us some money so we can tell you to workout and not eat like shit.” Your bitchy gym rat friend could tell you that for free.

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Hello Hunger Games!!! Who remembers the scene where the Capitol folks are at a party and they are eating so much amazing, rich food that they throw up when they get full so they can eat and indulge more? Fucking ridiculous. That is exactly what this fucking “weight loss” product is: Promoting indulgence because God forbid any American trying to lose weight actually watch what they eat and workout.

Newsflash for anyone thinking about trying this: WHAT is it even? Is this going to cause health problems down the road? What kind of chemicals are you putting on your food? What kind of food would you sprinkle Sensa on anyways?

Some tough love folks: Eating like shit will always make you look and feel like shit. The people over at Sensa are nothing more than dick businessmen trying to make a quick buck off of a huge market such as weightloss. Preying on insecure people, what a shitty yet sadly effective business model.

Veggies, fruits, proteins and EXERCISE. Everyone’s priority should be to be healthy, not skinny. And it can be done WITHOUT stupid shit like Sensa. Fucking maddening!

PS: People in Hollywood and with money don’t honestly take shit supplements like this. They get paid to endorse it, and then pay a personal trainer and dietician to sculpt their figures. Right, Kardashians?

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Thank you! You said this exactly the way people need to hear it. I have a friend I personally trained and she lost weight and went from a size 22 to a size 12 because she simply started effectively exercising and quit eating all the wrong crap. And you’re correct, people need to forget about “skinny” and start thinking about “HEALTHY”. I know people with a little extra padding on their frames in way better shape than most skin and bone ectomorphs.

I understand your rage and your call to better nutrition, but “eating like shit will always make you look and feel like shit” isn’t true. While I don’t eat junk food every day, I can’t remember the last time eating a cheeseburger and fries make me feel like shit. (Whether I look like shit probably depends on who’s looking.

I feel ya. I love me a cheeseburger now and then. I was outraged about the fact that sprinkling a magic powder over habitual junkfood eating is not an okay thing to do in terms of health and weightloss, not to mention the crazy first world-ness of this concept.