is this what they mean by communion?

is this what they mean by communion?

So Natalie comes home from school today singing this song. The song is wrong in and of itself. The main lyric is "if momma meets jesus tonight." It's way too sappy, way too depressing and just...wrong. if momma meets jesus tonight.

Now, you know how people sometimes mishear lyrics? And they sing the wrong lyrics so openly, so righteously, because they think that's the way the lyrics go, no matter how bizarre it makes the song. So we were sitting in a restaurant tonight, eating dinner, having a pleasant family meal, when DJ starts singing at the top of his lungs: what if momma eats jesus tonight....

I'm getting several conflicting visuals on this...what if mommy eats jesus...does that mean oral sex is just another kind of Communion? Hot Damn! You're going to heaven, Michele, and I'll see you there!!

I remember that sappy story going around before. I got it in my e-mail once, along with the other version about the little boy that wants to buy his sister a doll that Momma can take to heaven and give to her.