5_Golden_Rings wrote:A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.

The Seahawks look at his hand and realizes that he already had a beer in that hand. Plans on putting the next beer in the other hand and ponders that while the 49er cleans the floor from CK's slip that did hit the foor

5_Golden_Rings wrote:A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.

The Seahawks look at his hand and realizes that he already had a beer in that hand. Plans on putting the next beer in the other hand and ponders that while the 49er cleans the floor from CK's slip that did hit the foor

You can do better than that. How about this?

Russell Wilson walks to the bar. When he's one yard a way, he trips, the beer flies out of his hands and is caught by Malcolm Butler.

When he looks down to see why he fell, he sees Kaepernick and Tebow on their knees making out. In the distance he can see Beville watching, hands conspiciously in his pants...

Meanwhile outside this bar that apparently everyone is in, Collinsworth is in the parking lot continually mispronouncing the name of the bar over and over to himself and asking why there's no flags on the ground.