BRYANGrinning Hello everybody, and welcome to Right or Wrong, where we find out who is the smartest of them all. Here on Right or Wrong, we will challenge our contestant’s minds through various topics, from United States history, to my cheating wife. All right now, lets meet tonight’s contestants.

Cut to MS of BILL, contestant 1, who is smiling, but also confused by what BRYAN just said

Contestant number 1, why don’t you tell us a little about yourself!

BILLHi, my name is BILL, and I serve subpoenas for a living. Did you just saying your cheating wi…

BILL is cut off by BRYAN

BRYANOh, you’re one of those huh. Smiling The only thing worse than being served by you is having one of those Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door. Now lets me contestant number 2!

MS of MARY, contestant number 2 with her arms crossed, glaring at BRYAN. She is dressed as a nun.

MARYMy name is Mary. I am a Jehovah’s Witness.

BRYANWell, this is a little bit awkward now. MARY, is there anything else you want to share about yourself before we move on?

MARYYes BRYAN, I think there is. I believe that you and me have actually met before.

BRYAN smiling, confusedNo, I don’t believe that I have had that pleasure.

MARYOh yes you have. I believe I remember you coming to the door naked and telling me to go fu..