"It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief: enemies with the worst intentions or friends with the best." -- E. R. Bulwer-Lytton~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated! flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this one and see what it's all about." So he opened it and it read:

"Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had a hundred dollars in it which was all the money I had until my next pension check." "Next Sunday is Easter, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with." "I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?"

The postal worker was touched, and went around showing the letter to all the others. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected 96 dollars, which they put into an envelope and sent over to her. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of the nice thing they had done. Easter came and went, and a few days later came another letter from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.It read:

"Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?" "Because of your generosity, I was able to fix a lovely dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. " "By the way, there was 4 dollars missing. It was no doubt those thieving b------s at the post office."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

I voted absentee a few weeks back. Now to wait it out tomorrow and see who wins. Were some 'politicians' roaming the neighborhood earlier, looking for votes. Dunno who, but they were well dressed and friendly. Probably belonged to the 'other' party.

Good morning Joe,Sorta,Space,Haroula and all who follow me in I'll be glad to see all the Ads and commercials stop!They have been on non stop for months Happy voting everyone,plenty of coffee in the corner

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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

I just heard from my Italian gardener that there has been a break-in (burglary) in my Italian home. We have to drive there immediately. Will keep you in the loop. Please pray that the damage isn't so bad. Love, Evelyne

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Good morning.Happy voting day everyone. I have way too much to do today. For starters today I have to get my laundry done, Then off to my new apartment to get approved, then home to pack some more. Work for 5:00 later on. I'm tired just thinking about it. Voting this morning. Hope you guys have a spectacular day. Oh Evelyne I'm so sorry about the breakin. Prayers that they didn't do any damage. Hugs.

Good morning everyone. Midge, Congrats on finding an even better apartment. Evelyn, prayers there is no damage from the break-in. Hubby and I will be voting today. We can walk to our polling place. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Donuts, and Omelets with Toast in the NC. Crunchy Donut holes for L4L.

The sun is out and looks to be a pretty day. I have to do some cleaning then I'm going out to vote. This evening I get my rental car so it's shopping time! I'll have it till tomorrow afternoon because I have a Dr. appt early tomorrow.

Good luck with your packing, etc. today Midge.

Gimli -- Very sorry to hear about the break-in and hope not too much damage.

That's good news Nidge woops typo -Midge. And your own laundry too -Wow! Das seus leben. If ever you meet the old dragonlady tell her how wonderful the new place is hahaha.

Just ordered a bunch from Amazon -oh gosh why do I do these things, but it's going to be a gaming winter that's for sure. For starters Devil May Cry -5 0r 6 whatever, the new one Devil May Cry 1,2,3 collection And thee game COD Black ops 2 the zombie oneThere's so many new games to pre-order. Sometime though I must play those games I started but never finished.

Cooold today

Evelyne how awful -they do that here too. I hope the crooks are captured and forced to make restitution. Why do some demean themselves like that

Happy Tuesday all

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