Because this endless media tirade from her is starting to make my ears bleed.

Now she apparently thinks she’s Diana with her three-people-in-this-marriage allegation. Meanwhile she did herself no favours on the Graham Norton show wearing a get-up that made her look like Barbie’s evil twin sister. If those breasts get any higher she won’t be able to peer over them.

Katie, love, go away, get your life back together and prove you’re worthy of your recent, rather surprising shortlisting as Celebrity Mum of the Year.