7/29 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Hell to the Yawn!

I could begin this recap with "See yesterdays recap. Same crap, different day". But, I'll try to make the boring into something exciting. Not sure if it will work, but I'll try. Maybe CBS can shake the house and pretend there was an earthquake and liven these people up a little. Oh, wait. That was real.

So to change things up a bit (and because they really gave me NO material to work with for this 24 hour shift), we're doing a List Recap.

L is for List of things we learn in the BB house

April gives Ollie a little crotch love with her feet.

Basketball players have great peripheral vision

Catholic School teachers are supposed to bring bibles in the house according to Michelle, so Dan must not be one.

Digital camera is missing, so the hammies are getting nervous that something is up.

Everybody made a cookie cake for Renny's birthday

Food supply is low and HGs are wondering if maybe they'll be a food competition today.

Gladiator costumes abound as the guys dress up in their green unitards and have about 5 seconds of fun.

Hammertoe surgery makes for ugly Libra feet

Inhaling all of Angie's cigarette smoke is making me cough

Jessie said Newark Airport is in New York. {jackass}

Keesha never had Honey Nut Cheerios

Libra wants to be a female black country star

Michelle had 2 scary security bomb problems on planes. Remind me not to fly when she is.

Nighttime brings Jessie & Renny to the backyard to weight train. He teaches her squats and tricep kickbacks

Ollie's doing good in the pool - learning how to swim in Dan's swim school

Pretty fish are scared of the black fish. I'm not touching that one.

Quietly, the girls take pictures of all the boys with the stuffed animals once Keesha finally got her HoH camera.

Rehashing Jerry stories is getting old for Libra and Keesha. They're tired of him talking over and over.

Survivor must be failing in the ratings, which is what April says is the reason they are moving to Thursday nights

Thirty is not old, according to Memphis

Ugly Shirtless - Jerry - Enough said.

Vision problems annoy Jessie, so to fix them, he enjoys a protein shake

Whispering is not in Jerry's world. He just can't seem to whisper properly.

Xray vision is what perv Jerry is hoping for as Keesha walks by in her bikini.

Yawning - is that what you're doing? I thought so.

ZooCam is what I'd rather be watching instead of these houseguests

So there really was another slow day in the BB house. They all suspect something is going on, because they don't have to clean and the backyard isn't closed. Eventually they are told that the live eviction isn't until Thursday.

We end my shift with the women primping up in silence to take some pictures with Keesha's HoH camera.

I think I win the prize for the most boring day in the house thusfar. I hope lildago has better luck tomorrow!!