Gay Bomb: The Movie

Well, that didn't take long. Gay porn house Dark Alley has announced plans to produce a porn take on the Pentagon's recent "gay bomb" research.

Gay Bomb will take us into the future and the year 2012. George the Second has refused to step down as leader of the “free world,” and the nations of Europe have banded together to fight the new American military dictatorship. Desperate to fend off its attackers, the US launches the experimental “gay bomb,” designed to make the enemy forces drop their guns and turn fag. But the winds of fate blow in a different direction, and soon America is brought to its knees.

To its knees. Yuk, yuk. Rimshot! Wait, that's a different movie. Dark Alley says they'll begin work on Gay Bomb in November, right after they finish production of their impending classic, 20 Fist Weekend. Rimshot! Wait, that is the name of their movie. I love my people.