"NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A CLOSE SHAVE.." AND "QUITE A GRATING EXPERIENCE!...." LOL....TALK ABOUT...."I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR HIDE.....!!!" BETTER YET.. "SKINNEDALIVE...." LOL...LOL... "Whoops, I forgot to ask you if you wanted that little spud grated or sliced?..." LOL..LOL

I had a German sausage for breakfast today, it was the wurst I have ever tasted. The wife waffled something about complaining to the butcher, but I said I didn't need her to egg me on. The butcher asked if I had grilled the sausage, I repied to her enquiry "No marm I laid it on yon frying pan, though there wasn't mush room, it cooked OK."

I do hope you all have a cracking good time. All bu men should scramble words to make funny yolks & puns. It should be easy over*** there to do this. So keep your sunny side up and make merry, but please don't poach any material.

Shell out a few dollars on fancy dress and come let the fun begin. Let your nest egg of humour be openned wide.

Perhaps it might be an idea to cook your eggon the Ronay side, but don't let it run all down your front when you eat it.

***Yet another Americanism. I really must yank myself back into British idiotms.

I do hope you all have a cracking good time. All bu men should scramble words to make funny yolks & puns. It should be easy over*** there to do this. So keep your sunny side up and make merry, but please don't poach any material.

Shell out a few dollars on fancy dress and come let the fun begin. Let your nest egg of humour be openned wide.

Perhaps it might be an idea to cook your eggon the Ronay side, but don't let it run all down your front when you eat it.

***Yet another Americanism. I really must yank myself back into British idiotms.

I don't want egg on my face for neglecting yet another Award to Don~1.

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