A rifle and loin-skin, and a fully poseable, horny, submissive cavegirl
lacking the capability of speech. Hmm. That should pretty much cover the
psychotronic wish list for a generation of nerds worldwide. You know, Tim
Burton had his chance for cool shit like this  but no, suddenly Marky Mark
doesn't want to take his shirt off anymore! Hey junior, take it from Heston:
you're never too past your prime to rip your own clothes off and strut
around like the Last Man on Earth.