"Saturday night is about the LADS. About the dance floor you get stuck to every week. The solid 8/10’s you get on to (4/10 when sober). The pre-drinks with the LADS. The one person who falls victim to the LADpack’s banter and that horrendous kebab you indulge in on the way home. Every group of LADS have their legendary stories that they discuss when they meet up. It is a night like tonight that those stories are formed. It is nights like tonight that we become closer as a LADpack. We will dent dance floors. We will take the fatty in order to wing our fellow LAD. We will SMASH tonight. Remember NO WENCH TOO FIT. NO SHOT TOO STRONG. Have a good one LADS"

Our LADS who art in women,
Whatever be thy name.
Thy Sperm will come.
In the Fanny or the Bum
At home as it is in a brothel.
Give us this day our daily head,
And forgive us our Eagerness,
As we forgive those who are frigid against us,
And lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from babies.
For LADS made the kingdom,
And the LAD power, and the morning glory,
For ever and ever.
Alad.

Wenches say Men can't multi-task? Have they seen us when we hear the door open mid-wank? Pants up, tissue down the side of the couch and turn Babestation over to Sky Sports News all within 5 seconds. NinjaLAD.