Bikini Scientists

It's always bikini season at SCORE and that's why we follow the sun and bring the girls to it. In this pictorial from October '11 SCORE, the great Valory Irene does justice to her skimpy purple bikini made out of a high-tech fabric. Students of the science of bikiniology may call Valory's suit a micro-kini. Her ass-cheeks (buttage) are completely exposed, her P-zone is barely covered and the knot keeping the halves of her tiny top could give way at a moment's notice. Indeed, Valory's world-class cupcakes (boobage) threaten to spill out of her top; it's a matter of when, not if. Leaning forward could do it. Would Valory wear this "body handkerchief" at the beach or at a pool? "It depends on what kind of beach it is," says Valory. "A beautiful, quiet beach on a sunny island, yes. A busy beach in Europe, perhaps not." Later in the photo shoot, Valory's bosomy bud Lana Ivans enters poolside in her own yellow, teeny bikini, exposing most of her wood-producing body. They join forces--birds of a feather again--and the view blows away their tropical location.