I had to point out to her that the first two aren’t real (sorry kids but that isn’t Santa kissing mommy – if he’s wearing a red outfit it’s probably the postman) and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen pictures of Osama bin Laden when he was at Oxford without beard, though he might of had a moustache.

The best offer was given by MiL and that was

FiL

When we pointed out that FiL isn’t famous her response was “Well he should be”. Awww, bless.