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somebody just forwarded this one to me; I don't know its source. But it seems appropriate - it has Guinness in it!

MALE VS. FEMALE LOGIC:

Woman: Do you drink Guinness?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many a day?

Man: Usually about 3.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $9.00.

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810. In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $197,100... correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

All right, one more try at dry English humor.Large building site with it's own cafeteria. A group of several workers love to harass the cook by asking for outlandish foods all time, knowing full well they don't have it. Said cook had had about enough, so when they came in for lunch he was ready. "What can i do for you fellas today" says the cook. Worker says with a sly grin "Ow about an' Elephant's ball's sandwich". The cook ponders this for awhile and replies "Sorry mate were all out of bread!" Apologies in advance.

BTW, ridgerunner, I love the Zen master and hotdog salesman one! One of my favorites - quick, clean and funny (don't pay no attention to that D the D!). One of my other favorite all-ages jokes, from Prairie Home Companion's joke show: