Things I’d Rather Buy Instead of an $80 Emmanuel Burriss Mini-Helmet

So I was just wandering around Valley Fair when I went into the Giants Dugout Store and was enjoying all the stuff they didn’t have on sale until I managed to find the gold mine of “Why is this being sold?” in an Emmanuel Burriss Mini-Helmet. It got me thinking: What things would I rather have than that? So I investigated MLBShop.com to find some materials I’d rather have that cost the same or less than the mini-helmet.

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