Not what Craig had in mind

Some lady posted an ad on Craigslist asking for people to kill her lover’s wife. She got caught, and just got sentenced to 12 years in jail. This really pisses me off. If you can’t find a good hitman on Craigslist, where else can you turn?

Apparently this lady contacted 3 different people to do the deed for her, and offered 5 G’s to 2 of them. First of all, what happened to these 3 people that actually responded to the post? Did they get caught? And why only $5,000? I haven’t paid to off anyone in a while, but I imagine a human life costs more than 5 grand. Is it because of the slumping economy? Are Craigslist hitmen like Craigslist furniture where you’re just looking for something cheap and convenient?

The article goes on to say this lady met her man-friend through an online college course. But what I want to know is….how the hell do you meet someone through an online college course? Do you virtually sit next to them on the first day of your online class? Do you ask them to virtually sign you in when you skip class? This makes no sense to me.

VERDICT:
so retarded. craigslist is for selling old furniture you’ve farted on one too many times. if you’re looking for anything more you’re going to be disappointed and end up in jail.