Mary Kate Olsen is creepy

In an unprecedented event, Mary Kate Olsen showed up at Chateau Marmont not wearing sunglasses or covering her face. I don’t know if she fixes herself up in the dark or what, but those eyes are creepy and if you’re about to have sex with me like Mary Kate obviously is, then you better be up to my standards. I could look past this if she was auditioning for the ghost in The Ring, but I don’t think she is because that would require a little more acting talent than she has right now.