Contact/Donate

Note that during busy times, quiet times and at most other times, I am notoriously terrible at keeping up with Email so if you don’t hear from me straight away (or at all), don’t think I’m ignoring you. I’m just not much good at small talk but I will try to respond. You can be sure that I read every email and appreciate the time you took to write them.

If you prefer to email someone with a bit more social responsibility and perhaps a slightly higher sanity rating, CynaraeStMary is far more likely to reply and to talk endlessly about penguins and minions and nail art and pretty much anything. You can email her here –

If either of us happen to write something that you think is worth a bean or two, all donations are gratefully received and all will be spent on nail polish, penguins and a bit of whisky too. Just so you’re under no illusions about some higher purpose behind this blog. There isn’t one. Just lots and lots of strange and weird things.

Here’s the hole to pour your money into. It’s much smaller than the government’s – (damn, it doesn’t seem to be working yet but it’s still on the old site)