Trixie: I just got excited! This is the first time I did a transfiguration spell! Real magic! Come on! Be impressed by me! [as Starlight Glimmer] "Yay, Trixie! You're so great at magic and having good hair!"

Starlight Glimmer: [chuckles] Good job, Trix. But I was baking these to give to Twilight and the girls for their friendship retreat. Pinkie Pie gave me a recipe and everything.

Trixie: Oh! You need some snacks to give to Twilight? I've got you covered. [humming to herself]

Trixie: Well, it was behind the apple. It was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better! I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive!

Starlight Glimmer: Trixie, we have to get that map back.

Trixie: We'll find it. No big deal.

Starlight Glimmer: Twilight's never gonna trust me to be alone in this castle again! What were you thinking?!

Trixie: Teleport, like you told me to.

[magic warbling]

Starlight Glimmer: No! You're supposed to concentrate on the object, not just teleporting!

Trixie: [scoffs] Well, gee, you probably should have told me all the steps before you let me do the spell.

Starlight Glimmer: I tried. [gasps] I... need a minute.

[dishes clattering]

[door opens]

[crockery shattering]

Spike: Hey, are you okay?

Starlight Glimmer: I will be once I cast a spell to contain my anger in this bottle.

Spike: Wait, what?

Starlight Glimmer: Do you see this storm cloud? This has never happened before! All this magical energy has to go somewhere, and if I'm not using it to fight a magical duel or bend my friends' wills to obey my every command...

Spike: Hah. I remember that.

Starlight Glimmer: The point is, I don't know what my magic's going to do. So I'm hoping if I bottle up my anger, I won't do who-knows-what to Trixie.

Spike: Are you sure that's a good idea?

Starlight Glimmer: What choice do I have? I've got to get that map back, and I don't wanna lose Trixie. If she knew what I was thinking right now, she'd probably never talk to me again.

Spike: Okay... You do what you need to do. I'll see if I can find the map somewhere in the castle.

Starlight Glimmer: Trixie!

Trixie: Oh, there you are! For a minute, I didn't think you were coming back, and that you might be upset with me for some weird reason. But then I remembered – you never get mad at me.

Starlight Glimmer: [groans]

[magic warbling]

Starlight Glimmer: [exhales] Nope! [laughs nervously] Not mad at all! So, the map is probably in the last place you were thinking of. Where was that?

Trixie: Ooh, great question. I wish you'd asked it, like, right after I did the spell. I don't remember anymore.

"Clarity Cut": [stuttering] A big ta— Uh, no! Uh, why in Equestria would something like that be in here? Ha.

Trixie: Well, I cast a pretty amazing spell that transported it to the last place I was thinking of, but I might have been thinking about how I'd treat myself to a nice brooch instead.

"Clarity Cut": Ah, well, no huge table here. Uh, are you still interested in that brooch?

Trixie: Sure!

Starlight Glimmer: No! We don't have time for this! Twilight and the girls are gonna be back soon!

[magic warbling]

Starlight Glimmer: But I'm not upset. What's our next stop?

Granny Smith: Nope, I ain't seen it.

Starlight Glimmer: Are you sure? It's really, really important that we find it. And it might be here because somepony...

[magic warbling]

Starlight Glimmer: ...was craving apples.

Trixie: I'm still craving them. They'd go so well with cinnamon nuts!

Granny Smith: [sniffs] Oh, them nuts sure do smell good! Heh-heh.

Starlight Glimmer: Granny Smith, please. The table?

Granny Smith: [confused muttering] Well, my eyes ain't what they used to be, but I'd know for sure if a big ol' table done appeared out of thin air.

Starlight Glimmer: [sighs]

[teapot poodle yapping]

Trixie: Darn. I could've sworn it'd be at the ice cream parlor, because it was warm in the castle and I thought I wanted ice cream, and— Ooh! Maybe we should check out the Crystal Empire, 'cause Twilight's castle is made out of crystals, so I totally had crystals on my mind.

[magic warbling]

Starlight Glimmer: [tired] Okay, we better start moving if we want to make it to the Crystal Empire.

Trixie: Are you okay, Starlight? Because you seem a little, uh, what's the word... "lch-bh-ba".

"Clarity Cut": Oh! I just can't believe you sometimes! You make me so mad!

Trixie: I barely even know you! I don't understand why you're all so mad at me!

Starlight Glimmer: [weakly] They're not. I am.

[magic warbling and rumbling]

Trixie: You are?

Starlight Glimmer: [sighs] I'm really... mad at you. You lost Twilight's map table. You make jokes like it's no big deal. It's like you don't even care you could get me in a lot of trouble. If we can't find that table, Twilight's never going to trust me again, and the worst part is you didn't even say you were sorry!

Trixie: I... I-I'm sorry. I had no idea you felt that way.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah! I do! [sighs] But to be fair, I don't know how you could have known. I did a spell and bottled up my anger, but when the bottle broke, it infected these three. I'm really sorry. I used magic so I wouldn't use magic. I should have guessed that would backfire.

Bulk Biceps: [gasps] I'm late for my other job! What? I wear many hats.

[cart squeaking]

Trixie: Not gonna lie. Hearing you and those random ponies say all those terrible things about me wasn't easy. But I needed to hear it. Why didn't you just tell me how you felt?

Starlight Glimmer: I didn't want to lose you as a friend.

Trixie: Pfft! Come on! It'd take a lot more than that to lose me. Our friendship is stronger than a few angry words.

Starlight Glimmer: And a magical temper tantrum?

Trixie: Listen, I'd take that over the boring pony you were becoming any day. The Starlight I love is passionate, lively, and yeah, sometimes angry. Those are my favorite parts of you. That and the fact that you forgive me every time.

Starlight Glimmer: [giggles] I'll forgive you if you forgive me.

Trixie: Deal. [gasps] I remembered what I was thinking about!

[bell rings]

Starlight Glimmer: You're kidding me.

Trixie: There's more to it than that. I was thinking about how glad I am to have met you, and I remembered our first meeting – here at the Ponyville spa. And now I just have to teleport it back!

Starlight Glimmer: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!

[thud]

Spike: A little to the left. Oh, now rotate it just a hair...

[door opens]

Twilight Sparkle: Hey, girls! How'd it go?

[loud thud]

Starlight Glimmer and Trixie: [simultaneously] Nothing!

Twilight Sparkle: ...What?

Starlight Glimmer: Let's just say I learned a friendship lesson while you were gone.