Max: (about what's happening in the movie they're watching.) Oh wow, look at that. That car just exploded in front of those two girls, and one didn't use the other's body to block her from the flying debris.

Caroline: OK, OK, come on, let's go to another movie.Max: What are you talking about?Caroline: Well, you obviously hate this, you're yelling at the screen. Max: Yelling at the screen is the best part of going to the movies, and more white people should learn that.

Sophie: Hi Girls. I heard what happened, Max you got pushed in front of a gun, you must be very pissed. (turns to Caroline) Oh, and Caroline, what a nice outfit. On a scale of one to ten, your an eight. Get it, urinate! (Sophie and Max both laugh)Caroline: How do you even know what happened?Sophie: Oh well, Oleg told me while we were upstairs playing Hide the Penis, and we laughed so hard we almost peed ourselves, but we didn't, 'cause we're not you.

Max: You know Chestnut, the only thing that got me through that robbery was you. I kept thinking, who will take care of you, because can't count on Blondie Selfish-pants. Who used me as a human shield and then peed herself.

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