Obama: 'I'm Eye Candy'

25 Sep 2012

President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama appeared on ABC’s “The View” earlier today. When elderly, starstruck adolescent Barabara Walters joked with Michelle that she had brought her husband as her date, Barack the Narcissistic One loftily pronounced, “I’ve been told I’m just eye candy here.”

Well, knock me over with a feather, Aunt Ida, the guy is just too hot to touch.

There are legions of stories about Obama the Peacock preening, but for a man to describe himself as eye candy is rather interesting; that’s a term usually used for women.

Not to mention that if a peacock is going to appear on a show, logically it should be on NBC, not ABC.

But leaving all of that aside, wouldn’t any woman with an ounce of self-esteem be revolted by some guy so obsessed with himself?

Obama’s recurrent fantasy must be to replace Rita Hayworth in “The Lady from Shanghai” and be surrounded by mirrors.