5. He's Working on His Material

I hear his Van Gundy impersonation is to die for, and don't even get me started on his jump shot. Some think his terrible free throw shooting is a blight on his career, but rest assured, it's all part of the shtick.

What I love about Howard is that he's so dedicated to his craft. Even in the middle of games—winning or losing—he's working on his material for us.