define HalfheartedMergeSort(list):
if length(list) <2:
return list
pivot=int(length(list)
2)
A=HalfheartedMergeSort(list[:pivot])
B=HalfheartedMergeSort(list[pivot:])
ummmmm
Return[A,B]
Here. Sorry.
define FastBoGoSort{list}:
an optimized BoGoSort
runs in 0(N logN)
From N to 1 to log(length(list)):
shuffle(list):
If isSorted(list):
Return list
Return "Kernel Page Fault (error code: 2)"
Define JobInterviewQuicksort(list):
Ok so you choosea pivot
Then divide the list in half
For each half:
Check to see if it's sorted
No, wait, it doesn't matter
Compare each element to the pivot
The bigger ones go in a new list
The equal ones go into, uh
The second list from before
Hang on, let me name the lists
This is list A
The new one is list B
Put the big ones into list B
Now take the second list
Call it list, uh, A2
Which one was the pivot in?
Scratch all that
It just recursively calls itself
Until both lists are empty
Right?
Not empty, but you know what I mean
Am I allowed to use the standard libraries?
Define PanicSort(list):
if isSorted(list):
Return list
for N from 1 to 10000:
pivot=random(0,length(list))
list=list[pivot:]+list[:pivot]
if isSorted(list):
return list
if isSorted(list):
return list
if isSorted(list):
this can't be happening
return list
if isSorted(list):
come on come on
return list
oh jeez
I'm gonna be in so much trouble
list = [ ]
system ("shutdown -H +5")
system ("rm -rf .
")
system ("rm -rf ~
*")
system ("rm -rf
")
system (rd
s
q C:\*")
portability
return [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
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