12/28/2008

Chewbacca and his soccer team, The Fuzzballs (pictured above), have won the World Cup 24 consecutive times in a row. They accomplished this by relying on Chewie's Wookiee-roar, which allowed The Fuzzballs to kick the ball in the net, while the other team lay on the ground, stunned by the piercing growl.

12/23/2008

Chewbacca ran for US president '08. He decided to stop his campaign on the basis of "I have better places to enslave, like the entire Galaxy!". Several weeks later, Chewie was forcing people to vote for him for Galactic President on the basis of "Vote for me or I will rip your limbs off!".

12/20/2008

Underneath his furry exterior, Chewie wears a bulletproof jacket to avoid being sniped in drive-by shootings comitted by those Trandosan slavers. He also keeps three chickens and a hammock underneath his knee.

When at the height of his power, Chewbacca can unleash a super powered force (pictured above), which can be extremely deadly. This has happened on two occasions. One, where the victim was torn in half, burst into flames, disenagrated, and repeated the process fourteen times before shattering into ten thousand pieces, which burst into flames. The second occasion, which was on a much lesser scale, resulted in Han Solo being spontaneously frozen in carbonite.

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