This Burger-Burrito Mash-Up Means You Get Everything You Want in Life

When your self-proclaimed specialities are both burritosand burgers -- you'd be a damn fool not to dip into the dark art of greasy-food alchemy by combining them both to create an unholy, unheard-of mash-up of American and Mexican staples: the Burgrito, a cheeseburger burrito sent from the gods of food mash-ups.

All of this can be yours for a mere $9.50. That's less than a movie ticket. And probably less than a giant bucket of popcorn (the real reason you go to the movies anyways). Herbivores aren't left out either: There is a veggie burger option (complete with vegan chipotle sauce).

This is one of those things that the world doesn't really need... I guess. But dammit, that won't stop us from enjoying the hell out of it. And you should, too.

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Wil Fulton is a staff writer for Thrillist. He actually blames Gwyneth Paltrow for most of the world's problems. Follow him @wilfulton.