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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

About This Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

DrunkenYou're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

RobotYou gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Drunken Robot Pornography has a unique concept to go along with its memorable title. You take control of Reuben Mastumoto, who is having a real bad day. He accidentally made his robot bartender, Tim, self-aware and presumably being slightly freaked out by this, Tim burned down Reuben's bar and stole all the other robot staff members.Now Reuben has to defend Boston from Tim and the awesome titans he's created from the former bar staff. The premise of Drunken Robot Pornography is absurd but it's the basis of a solid game that blends the massive bosses of a bullet-hell shmup and the tight first-person shooter arenas of something like Quake III.The levels are broken out into individual, self-contained challenges. It’s a first-person shooter and you have a jetpack, and each stage is a multi-tiered jungle gym in which you bounce around and blast away at endless waves of enemies. It doesn’t take long after you begin the stage for the boss, always in the form of a giant, menacing robot, to appear and the real fight to begin. While there’s technically a story in DRP, it mostly hangs in your periphery as you focus on mastering the mechanics of the movement and combat.Completing each stage is not as straight-forward as simply staying alive long enough to deplete the boss’s health. The stages are timed so you also have to be swift in carrying out your attack, which is tough when you’re constantly on the move, avoiding enemy fire and chasing power-ups.While the premise of DRP is interesting and the gameplay challenging, I felt the level design left a lot to be desired. It’s frustrating to be constantly fighting the controls, not because they’re bad, but because your attention is split between maneuvering around the stage and shooting stuff. Also, the bosses themselves are somewhat cookie-cutter, at least in function, so sometimes it can get repetitive.The giant robot bosses look really cool, though, and you can tell the developers put a lot of work into the visual presentation of them.DRP follows a fortunate trend in the indie game scene and boasts an interesting visual style and an electric soundtrack. It’s certainly fun to look at, and the array of electronic beats suit the style of the game perfectly.Comic relief comes from a robot partner who you never see but is always talking, usually alerting you when your health is low but also taking the time to crack jokes that are actually funny. Drunken Robot Pornography is a game that is bursting with style but somewhat lacking in substance. After a while the gameplay gets a bit repetitive as, after all, each stage is essentially a glorified boss fight. Still, there’s a great challenge and lots of fun to be had here, and the packed in editor almost certainly guarantees that interesting new content will always be right around the corner.

A wacky bullet-hell type FPS with personality up to the mountains. Fluent controls, a nice futuristic look and sound, and plenty of levels to tackle make this a title to play. Imagine if this had multiplayer? It would be insane.

Great fun, bonkers, as usual not as funny as a funny game thinks it is, but a visual treat and generally not boring, although a few of the levels are SO HARD... drop it to Easy once you pass level 40 and you'll probably have more fun... I spent hours failing some levels on Normal.

Fun. Very silly: giant (as in, some of them are "Sweet Merciful Crap!" giant) ludicrous robots are attacking Future Boston, which apparently will be laid out like Quake 3/UT maps that involved lots of jump pads. Cool, polygonal enemy design with bright colors.

Individual levels/challenges are very fast and self-contained, so you can jump into the game for just a few minutes if you want a quick frag break.

Excellent humor. Pretty great soundtrack, too.

(Note: I was given a free download code by the developer. Still would think the game was fun regardless, but I'm putting that out there if anyone thinks it's important.)

When i first started DRP, i was a bit disappointed : i was expecting epic battles against mega robots, and all i was getting was robots seemingly made of cardboard (because they were dying in 15s), or score/checkpoints chasing arenas. Moreover, the controls felt too floaty, especially when on the ground.

But I trust Dejobaan, who have yet to disappoint me with a game. So i kept at it, and boy am i glad i did. What seemed like a small game with 15-20 levels, is actually chock full of robots and the difficulty rises slowly but surely. Soon, i was getting into tense fights with robots that seemingly wouldn't die despite the huge firepower i was throwing at them.

I like that there is both a platforming aspect, trying to maneuver your jetpacks where you need to, but also a tactical one. Since you're on a timer, you need to figure out the best path to maximize the damages to the Titans, while getting all the vital power-ups you need. Dwell around too much, and the clock will be the death of you.

DRP packages this challenging game into a very nice shell. First the graphisms, with grandiose, colorful arenas that are a nice changes to the usual "gritty brownish" of many games. Second the soundtrack, which is all over the place in a positive way : one arena will have dubstep, while the next will be more jazzy, and the next one will offer yet another ambiance... Very nice mix all around :). Finally, the silly-in-a-good-way Dejobaan humor ties the story and the gameplay in a nice way.

I still find the controls a bit too floaty for my tastes, but I've mostly adapted to that, and i can't deny the adrenaline rush this game provides me. You dance around countless lasers, you tear off bits and pieces of the Titan one by one, while you keep moving to avoid the smaller enemies and seeker projectives. DRP is really EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT ROBOTS.

While the name itself might be a bit..off, the game is a blast to play. And I quite literally mean a blast.

You assume the role of Reuben Matsumoto, an owner of a local bar that used robots as service employees. Unfortunately for Reuben, one of his robots, named Tim, had a change of heart. He went rogue, and decided to take ALL of your robots with him. Oh, and he burned down your bar. Just because.

The game takes you on a wild journey through the city, fighting robots left and right. These robots very in size, from being as tiny as a cube, to being as tall as the Eiffel Tower (/s). Drunken Robot Pornography also brings something new to the table, in the form of a bullet hell FPS. Think of it as shooting anything and everything while dodging anything & everything from your perspective of your own eyes.

The game also features a robot maker, so you can design your own for others to see in the Workshop. Who knows, maybe Tim-senpai might notice it. Totally won't steal the design for his own use.

Get your flops flipped...Your Fedora's tipped...Because you're gonna see some serious euphoriaafter you get this motherf***in blunt of a game.after beating numerous of touhou like shooting bosses who will desintegrate every single piece of sushi out of your japanese character, you'll be withered away in your dark corner with your waifu's dakimakura because you couldn't beat the Semi-final boss before the final boss,who's the semi-boss of the bigger final Ultraboss!

bruh.robots.lasers.explosions.also robots and lasers and explosions.and the robots are really really really really really big sometimes.yes.buy this.now.seriously.its kinda the best thing ever.d00d.buy it.for realsiez its on sale and its not even 4 bucks right now.come on.

This is different from mainstream shooter for following reasons:- Easy aiming, no normal gun mechanics such as recoil, reload, random spread.- Focus on movements across large area and landing on where you need to.- Robotic titans created by robot bartender gone berserk!- Bosses break apart as you shoot it, weaken as battle progresses.Fun, challenging, and satisfying when you literally break down boss fight. I recommend this game as a nice 3d platformer. There's occasional framerate hitch when new things appear, but it is a minor issue.