Like the Kool-Aid man! Only less liquidy and not trying to convince you to drink out of her head.

Seriously, what part of a giant pitcher smashing into your house and then wanting you to drink his innards ISN’T upsetting? Of course, I have similar feelings about pinatas with character likenesses, because I’m not sure that teaching your children to beat Spiderman till candy comes out is the best plan. Even the Catalan pop log seems less horrifying in its eventual implications for people who work as costumed characters at theme parks.