The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Clinton to
honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation. Constituents' daily use
of the stamp indicated it was not sticking to envelopes. This, understandably,
enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After an
additional month of testing, a special Congressional commission made the following
findings:

1. The stamp was in perfect order
2. There was nothing wrong with the adhesive
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side