No Fun Paladins

Purity rings for everyone.

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Fucking female ' s went let me get pussy
name
e qt ditsy bimbo squire
an her sometimes
DDM says that she is too stupid to understand my chances and thinks i' m just
playing with her
Kira : Ethel in . ery town
DDM says they hate all been conveniently demolished er tom dawn
really doesnt want to hate sex with any female Mcs
ruse funds mam my nobility to hire a spy to find out what' s going an with these : ravels
designers a gnaw Paladins taking the gins mam the : ravels and purifying them into priestesses
an a rampage to hunt dawn and put an end to these paladins in stealing all the booty
party helps out because seems . in
DDM is visibly annoyed
ms ks me out game if she let' s me sleep with my bimbo squire will I let her continue the cam painn
her dead in the eye and say "No, I want ALL the wheres“
finally hunt dawn and kill the last the Paladins
knee the wheres that are new qt priestesses
all lunge at me
full an angry with T priestesses
Hts all drier
feel satisfied
the main quest
mmfw die sexual disease mid way through last dungeon

I have had two experiences with female players, one was ok, quiet but nothing problematic. The other sadly was my doing, i played a lot of games with her (lets call her Queen because that was the name of her class) and she wanted to try one of the pen and paper games i play, i decided sure why not. So got her, another guy that plays vidya games with us (Wolf), my normal gm and his gf (Witch) to get together and do a session.
High school setting with a focus on the supernatural. My Char was a chosen one destined to kill monsters, i decided to make it about trying to keep human's safe and if monsters where of no threat then they could be my ally. In backstory i end up meeting and becoming friends with a werewolf (wolf), we both around 16 still at school so to not add any superstition to are self decided we would find otherworldly beings during are time off. Start of the game focused on introduction of chars and me and Wolf's investigation into Witch. It went south quick once we realized that said Queen wanted my d bad. Like that was her main focus. Witch became annoyed by it, most likely due as she was playing unpopular Goth girl and she got harassed by the popular kids who the queen was head off. My char feigned interest in the Witch because wolf's tracks had showed signs that the girl could be the witch we were tracking. Queen got pissy that i was giving Witch attention and kicked up the abuse. My char despite being a trained monster hunter was naive as could be when it came to relationships and sexuality. Which then led to me later on sexually bandaging up Wolf after we came across something. Campaign sadly ended short as Witch found the whole Erotic thing to weird.

Unfortunately female DMs have the same susceptibility to Magical Realm their game settings, same as anyone else.

It's why I always fade to black. I don't care if my characters want to extrapolate about their tender handholding lovemaking to their wife of 20 years, or **** a sentient watermelon while whistling the emperial march theme on a stormy day. We FTB that ****.

Holy ****, i was there. The website was FableTop. The game was more or less inspired by the anime mango "my hero Academia" and this only encapsulates half the bull **** the "ragna" not his actual username, won't reveal it so people don't go **** with him. But it is pretty obvious who it is if you use Fabletop guy got into.
For comparison sake of how edgy and out of place his character was, my Character was Sam the one handed Saitama knock off, and another guy had someone who was just the burning finger gundam pilot.

Anyways, That Ragna ****** was like "oh charles has two powers as well, he can turn metal and suppress powers, but his suppression suppresses his metal powers." He also created an entire back log of villains and story just for his character that he made the GM attack us with, only to have his character die multiple times and ruin what little main story there was.

After the Prison arc he started using a hospital cane as a weapon, which he could magically block and parry bullets with. At this point I got fed up with both the Ragna guy and the GM, and got Banned from the website for arguing that he shouldn't be able to block a bullet if i can't with my giant dumb jet engine arm.

What's funny is that The GM got banned a little time later for starting ****

I was chilling on Vech's table, and we were all telling jokes while he was busy with something.
He comes back in the middle of a joke I'm telling, and says "No. No more jokes. No more OOC."
So I jokingly say "I'll give you 1 shekel if you let me finish my joke" and he kicks me, which I thought was funny
Thinking he was jokingly kicking me, I join back every 20 mins with an upgraded offer and get kicked again, around the 3rd time he bans me and PMs me basically saying I'm a child, and that somehow, saying "Fine, 3 Shekels." every 20 minutes is "Ruining my game and disrupting my players"
I told him to grow up and learn to take a joke. If I saw him on another table, I'd be like "Okay, okay, FIVE Shekels, final offer" as a joke. At some point, his friend named Marissa joined FT.
Me, Vech, Marissa and some other peeps are on Anti's table. I tell the shekel joke, Vech flips his **** like I just pissed on his dead parents. He and Marissa convince Antiman that I'm constantly harassing them, and that everyone is going to leave if Anti doesn't kick me.
For that, I did some sneaky breaky stuff and scared the **** out of them, and they told Frost. Frost joins my table a few days later, pretending to be an edgy hacked with an account named "anonymousdox" and saying he's going to put me in jail. I basically call him on his ******** and he bans me.
I came back on Oni's account, and told Radio that it was me. For whatever reason, he reports me to Frost and gets Oni's account banned, even thought back when I was Monkey, he knew I was Zion, a previously banned user. I told Frost about that, but Frost has had it out for me every since the day I joined. I've sent him screencaps of people admitting to and bragging out breaking the rules in multiple ways, but he never does anything about it.

i thought i got banned when you banned me from your table. Like i messaged frost and was like what the ****. and he told me that some one reported me for verbal abuse and harassment and that he wouldn't unban me if i didn't apologize or whatever, basically telling me the account was dead.
I took a break from the site cause of school ****, then made a new account and started playing again.

>Be only girl in a group of 4 players
>Be playing 5e
>Guy 1 rolls up a female bard and plays them as bards are want to be (new player, so not a whole lot of backstory)
>Guy 2 rolls up a female human priest with weird fetish for storms. Throws lightning spells like crazy, but RPs that if they come across actual lightning, her panties get wet.
>Guy 3 rolls up a female tiefling loli warlock who recently escaped from drow clutches, having been raped repeatedly all her life, and now has severe daddy issues.