This was long in the making on Dancing with the Stars and, really, a good thing. Billy had been cheating elimination for a few weeks and it was his time to go. The man was even relieved to be eliminated, a sentiment I can totally understand for someone who isn't a very good dancer. This has actually been one of the weirder developments this season: celebrities actively wanting to go home. We saw this first with Clyde Drexler, who made it quite clear that he wanted his dance floor induced suffering to end. Again, it was hard to blame him.

At this point, I am rooting hard for Steve Sanders (sometimes known as Ian Ziering). Why? I was recently flipping channels aimlessly and came across an old episode of Beverly Hills 90210 on SoapNet and was completely transfixed by Ziering's utter preposterousness. The episode featured Ziering's Steve Sanders honing his stand-uup comedy routine, eventually auditioning in front Kelly Kapowski (sometimes known as Tiffani Amber-Thiessen) for a nightclub gig. The best part: a “bad” comic auditions before him, and he's received by a disgusted look from Kapowski and everyone else at the nightclub. Ziering comes on next and his routine is almost as bad, but it is supposedly “good” so Kapowski laughs hilariously, as do all the workers who are going about their jobs (moving crates and whatnot) around the club. His routine involves karate-chopping his grandma.

The Dancing with the Stars Traveling Road Show will embark for the second time this summer. We had a post on this earlier, but I thought I'd give you all the dates and stops for the tour. Here they are: