Jason Dunstall is a retired Australian rules footballer. He played 269 games for the Hawthorn Hawks and kicked 1254 goals, which is the third most in the history of the VFL/AFL (which goes back to 1897). He played in four premierships with Hawthorn and five night premierships. He kicked 100 goals in a season (really hard to do) six times which is the most of any player. He is one of the greatest forwards there has been in Australian rules football and he is the best person to ever come from Brisbane. He retired in 1998 and I still wear his number 19 on the back of my guernsey, that is how great I think he is. There is more information here.

Here he is in a game vs. Footscray in 1996. I am putting this here because I watched an NFL game last night and I'd like an American to volunteer to return the favour.

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