Pharon unleashes a whirlwind
tilting the mech off balance while Koala summons his leaves and hurls
them at the mech puncturing the mech's armor. Pointy dashes in and
aims a metal blade at the mech's leg and let's her rip. Sawing off
the leg; mech's balance gyros can't compensate and the mech falls on
it's back helpless as a newborn.

Narrator: And so after a
rather brief but still grueling battle with the Olsen Twins the
Warriors kickback at their home in the suburbs, the majority of the
team sits in the den watching reality TV and eating junk food while
Crash and Starnik talk about getting some much needed publicity.

Starnik:
This bites! Gauntlet and his team takes all the publicity and leaves
us with dinky little scraps.

Crash:
May I remind you that half their publicity is bad publicity?

Starnik:
We need a PR manager.

Crash:
We can't afford it. We spent that last of the Marsupial Bros.
treasure on fixing up this old dump.

Starnik:
This place isn't a dump! >_<

(Ben walks through the back
door, cursing under his breath.)

Crash:
Speak of the devil…

Starnik:
Where were you while we battled the Olsen Twins. The bar?

Heat:
(Opens the fridge and takes out a Molson) Starnik, I swear I'm gonna
shove this bottle up your…

Crash:
Eh, none of that right now. Where were you?

Heat:
(Growls) Fighting my way outta Skull Castle.

Starnik:
So that's why you didn't return from the bar last…

Heat:
SHUT UP STARNIK! >_< Bass knocked me out and dragged me to
Skull Castle. When I woke up I blasted my way out and came back here.
I still have a killer hangover.

Starnik:
Ben, you can tell us. You do have a drinking problem, don't you?

Heat:
(Picks up the beer bottle) Whatever kudos we get will fade in a week
I bet. (Looks around the empty kitchen) Just why am I talking to
myself? (Pops the cap and chugs down the beer)

(Meanwhile downstairs)

TV: This is Entertainment
Today I'm Geri Pancreas…

???: And I'm Slob Joanne.

Geri: On the top of our news,
twin sensations and part-time megalomaniacs Mary-Kate and Ashley
Olsen were again beaten by Wily Warriors in Megalopolis. We were
unable to get a statement from them at press time.

Slob: Meanwhile while the
Olsen Twin's popularity is on the wane their mortal enemies Wilys
Warriors have been making leaps and bounds with this latest victory.

Geri: In a recent poll when
asked who their favorite super team, Wilys Warriors took 64% of the
vote while their closest rivals were the inactive Sinister Six with
25% and the Mechanical Maniacs taking a disappointing 8%.

Starnik:
Yes! Finally the public loves us!

Crash:
Hold on Starnik, they only surveyed hundreds of people…

Koala:
Who cares?! The TV says we're famous now!

Pharon:
We could be invited to Hollywood premieres…

ShadowBlade:
Murray could meet Steve Irwin… again.

Starnik:
We will get a ton of cash!

Crash:
You still have to work…

Starnik:
(Groans) Screw that then…

(Door bells rings)

Pointy:
Anyone want to get that?

Everyone: BEN!

(Upstairs)

Heat:
(Grumbles as he walks to the front door) Damn lazy… (Opens the
door and finds two oddly dressed people) Sorry, I don't want to join
your religion, buy your vacuum cleaner, take a survey or make a
donation. Goodbye. (Slams door)