Winner

Emily woke up in the middle of the night because she had to pee. When she passed her new roommate's room she heard her roommate say, "Oh god yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh my god that's so good."

Emily went to the bathroom and then went back to her bedroom. She got into bed and went back to sleep. In the morning she woke up and got dressed. She went out to the kitchen where she found Tabitha making pancakes.