Take the case of Jason Morrison, a 33-year-old from Wayne County who found himself upset with (?), turned on by (?) an Amish buggy recently and did what exactly no other people would do in such a situation: he showed them his trouser pony.

Jason E. Morrison, 33, is fac­ing two counts of public inde­cency and one count of men­acing, fourth­-degree misde­meanors, Wadsworth Municipal Court records show. He was arrested Monday at his West Salem home, according to a Medina County Sheriff’s Office report.

Morrison allegedly drove next to Amish buggies in Octo­ber and exposed himself numerous times. He also is accused of getting out of the car and exposing himself while making obscene gestures toward buggy occupants, according to the report.