Official Spam-Thread !!

NOTE: Please dont use this thread for anything usefull, just unload your daily spam here! Those that feel adressed by this thread please try to post something usefull every now and then too for the sake of the others. Sure this forum should be a place to have fun but dont let other topics die due to massive offtopic spam! Thank you very much.

I was thinking about this kind of thread the other day... but i knew split would be responsible for over 50% of the posts so i trashed the idea <.< lol. Had this kind of thread on my last Wc3 clans forum, they did not count posts in it, i really don't think we should either, mainly cos it might make split upset.

By the way, I'm against counting these posts and in favour of upsetting splitopen.

No one will bother him spamming twice as much as before, also to do so he would have to count all his spam posts in relation to all relevant posts and keep an eye on his spam and relevant posts to maintain the exact number, which may be too much effort for a that kind of pathetic protest anyways, furthermore I'm in favour of five-legged cats and nasty brats having theyr vocal cords removed, also of the invitation of menthol cigarettes, because they may leed some smokers to quit smoking out of sheer disgust, indeed we could solve the problem of smokingin many other ways, for example putting the taxes to a few thousand percents of theyr recent value, causing tobacco to become more expensive than diamonds, further leading to the collapse of the whole tobacco industry and all the pharma-industrials depending on people suffering from smoking buying theyr products, which are not yet proven to do any good than get the customers money into the bags of afore mentioned industrials, another remarkable effect of introducing five-legged cats would be theyr improved skill of ruining furniture with theyr claws, as five paws ruin faster and more eficient than four, which would slightly increase the furniture sales numbers, beginning in japan, since the dam five-legged freak would certainly have been invented by ruthless japanese scientists who spend theyr evenings in stroking long-haired white cats and throwing people they don't like into sharkinfested pools and drinking tee in the traditional japanese way of drinking tee, which had been transmitted over the centuries from master to disciple, starting long before the glorious age of the samurai, which had been known as ruthless, smelly barbarians keeping disgusting ceremonies with three weeks old sushi and always aimed at the enemies face in a most uncivil manner, therefore being declared the most soppy chaps of chapan by some foolish ancient japanese warlord, now buried with three hundred pots of glass, containing a mixture of about three pieces of rice, two ounces of dog spit and around fourteen cubic-inches of a substance nowadays called "guano", merely really old birdcrap, which purpose nobody has yet been able to discover, the only thing the few scientists who even care about that kind of rubbish are certain of is, that it cannot be used to wash out the dirt underneath your toe-nails, not even after they've been cut to EU-standards before, and this slight raise of the furniture sales number may lead some silly stock-brokers to put all theyr money into swedish furniture producers, causing them to gain much more power than god had ever intended a swedish furniture producer should be given, and therefore causing the four apocalyptic riders to blow theyr wartrouts and send death and decay upon those who are responsible for all this bloody mess, in this case splitopen and all those posting in this dreadful thread.

Any morals? All's better than dying in one's bed, except you die of certain exercises mostly exercised in bed, don't swear on old people, fat kids also have rights, the bloody hellfire is warm enough for all of us.

Ah, yes, i wasn't drunk or on any kind of drug when i wrote this, you can accuse me of, if it helps your unbelieving brain to maintain your restricted point of view, but don't make a fuss out of it...

Jeeez, long thread Spo But why dont you waste your thoughts and energy on something rather usefull instead Well postcounts can be reseted with some clicks, dont worry. Just let them play their games in here and dont feed on them in other threads.

Btw did anyone manage to read Spo's long paragraph any further than the 3rd row?? Sorry i couldnt.