Us Magazine is reporting that the adorable couple were at LAX trying to catch a Delta flight to Las Vegas when reporters were attempting to capture an up-skirt shot of Katy Perry’s hoo-ha. This apparently is quite common. Seen here September 17th at LAX, Russell Brand wasn’t having any of that. He allegedly began pushing and shoving photags to get out the way.

Then, get this, one of the paparazzi actually performed a citizens arrest, which in and of itself seems like a complete joke considering how huge Russell looks in comparison to these guys. Brand was taken into custody by airport police. He was later released on a bail of $20,000, a ‘misdemeanor charge of simple battery’ and slapped with an LA court date of October 15th. Suckfest.