If yer lookin fer the Alasksn trophies, check theseI hear that lunch meat is the secret.Who knew it made such a good bait?!I'm sure there should be records of the largest salmon/trout caught with SPAM, or, will I be the first?

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I guess I had best admit to my crime. I purchased you a very fine can of Spam in May, prior to the big campout on Memorial Day week. However, the appropraite situation never occurred to present it to you, so I decided to wait until the July campout, again the circumstances were not right. I apologize, but four days ago I saw that little can of Spam sitting in my cubbard and could not resist, I popped the top and Dutch and I enjoyed a good Spanwich, just meat and white bread. I will make it up to you, but thanks!