Look What You Could Have Won

You know what it's like, you go on a game show that get's watched by about 90% of the population, you get through to the final and come within a gnat's chuff of winning the top prize. But you don't. And just when you think that things can't get any worse, a short, old, bald fella pulls back an enormous curtain and shouts ... "LOOK WHAT YOU COULD HAVE WON!". Oh the joy.