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Nation’s Sexiest Supervisor in Meth-Fueled Sex-Tape Sexytime

Do you see that lady? She is Nadia Lockyer, Alameda County, California, supervisor. Do you see that man? That is her husband, California state Treasurer Bill Lockyer. We know, right? So you could maybe understand why she has been having (allegedly) meth-feuled sex-tape sexytime with some dude she met in rehab (because of course), and then she (allegedly) straight-up beat that dude’s ass when it looked like he was still boning other ladies.

(And what about her actual husband, 70-year-old Democrat Bill Lockyer? Clever GOP operative types like to insert the word “nurse” or “nursing” into any press release about him, because of how they say he likes to dress up as a nurse. See? Clever. Or what’s the opposite of that? Right. Stupid.)

First, after Nadia got herself hospitalized following a brawl in a Newark Sex Hotel (!), Bill and Nadia claimed the sex-affair dude was an ex-boyfriend (of Nadia’s) who was stalking her. But in many SHOCKING TWISTS — including Bill just happening to send Nadia’s sexts with her “ex” to a DA, for investigatin’ — it now seems, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, that Nadia and her “ex” are still fighting the good fight. With meth, sex-tapes, and love!

Her cheating heart, apparently, gives Bill Lockyer a sad, so he (allegedly) got in touch with his wife’s boyfriend’s father, and asked this dude’s dad to erase said sex tape from his son’s sexy computer, which is probably mostly filled with sexts, sex-tapes, and home recipes for bathtub methamphetamine. And the sex-tape also (allegedly!) gave Bill Lockyer a little boner of his own, because he reportedly has watched it.

Her cheating heart, apparently, gives Bill Lockyer a sad, so he (allegedly) got in touch with his wife’s boyfriend’s father, and asked this dude’s dad to erase said sex tape from his son’s sexy computer

This story is everything that is -right- with the politics of today. sadly.

sharethegrief

The entertainment value is almost worth the price of admission.

paris biltong

California State treasurer? Is that a job? I thought California was flat broke. Obviously has too much time on his hands.

BerkeleyBear

I'm pretty sure Lockyear was the guy who refused to go along with Schwarzenegger's plan to pay government employees minimum wage as an "emergency" measure. As in he literally refused to print the checks. So, actually not a guy deserving of such a psychotic wife – although who knows, maybe the rest of his life balances it out.

Schmannnity

Damn Russian brides. Once they leave the Arctic, they go batshit crazy.

He is, actually. Which is what makes it newsworthy–a *Democratic* sex scandal, for a change…

MOG2410

Uh, yeah, he's a Dem, and we "touch" that stuff all the time, heh.

LesBontemps

I'm touching it right now!

Chichikovovich

Of course Wonkette goes with these rare stories about Democrats. The constant drumbeat of meth-fueled, adulterous gay sexytimes that Republicans keep producing does get rather monotonous week after week.

Doktor Zoom

Hey, remember how Wonkette never said a single word about Anthony Weiner, as part of the overall coverup of that story by the lamestream media?

That's why Weiner, whose idiotically bad judgment broke no actual laws, is still in office, while David Vitter, who merely liked to indulge his diaper fetish with prostitutes, was hounded from office, right?

horsedreamer_1

Vitale has Vitter as a no. 2 seed in the Sam Rayburn Regional.

sharethegrief

This makes me wonder how high Ted Haggerty's misery level is these days.

not that Dewey

In fact, they're not even writing this article that you're commenting on!

Attractive women just seem to find out early
How to open doors with more than a smile
A rich old Demrat
And she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in bad tan lines and go in style

Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess ev'ry form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is
Only given to a man with hands as cold as ice

So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the Crystal Meth side of town

You can't hide your methy eyes
And your bad teeth is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your methy eyes

MOG2410

Ah, meth, the great equalizer.

RadioCualquier

Watch out bitch or you'll end up like Whitney Houston.

LabRodent

I thought the only thing Meth addicts had on their minds is how to get more Meth.

OneDollarJuana

How come we never hear of libertarians involved in these sex farces? Oh yeah, cuz they never get any!

SorosBot

And here I thought a non-old woman married to a seventy-year-old man would be perfectly happy with her husband's shriveled wrinkly old penis and not be tempted to go for some lovin' from more vigorous guys her own age.

"there was always something odd" about how Nadia Lockyer campaigned that year. "She always seemed she needed people around her, needed to be coaxed, either Bill or a staffer. She always had to be staffed."
She's gotta have it…

Oblios_Cap

Hee, hee. You said "staffed".

prommie

I'd staff it.

Lascauxcaveman

Pretty sure her office is overstaffed already, if you know what I mean.

SorosBot

I like a woman who always needs to be staffed.

OneYieldRegular

I wish we could have a real political scandal in the Bay Area. We keep getting these drug/alcohol-fueled domestic melodramas. They're so incremental and niggling, just like everything else in Northern California politics. How about something bold for a change?

Generation[redacted]

Talk about a missed opportunity. They could have gone just down the road and had meth fueled sexytime inside the empty Solyndra factory.

and he was released from the Santa Clara County Jail late Thursday after being arrested last weekend for alleged drug possession and driving under the influence.

Rehab, jail stints, meth, sex tapes. Gosh I love romance!

SorosBot

And it's right near your neck of the woods, too. You must be so proud of your local politicians!

MissTaken

I'm so proud I feel like doing some meth off my boyfriend's ass while making a sex tape in a seedy motel.

SorosBot

Oh my, kinky. I'll get the camera ready.

BaldarTFlagass

"she has been having (allegedly) meth-feuled sex-tape sexytime with some dude she met in rehab (because of course), and then she (allegedly) straight-up beat that dude’s ass when it looked like he was still boning other ladies."

Hell, I'm still in the fucking hospital. Bitch is whack.

meatlofer

Rehab is for QUITTERS!

Blueb4sunrise

FUCK!
At first I thought it was Rover boinking some hottie.

HELisforHEL

…"brawl in a Newark Sex Hotel "

If the West coast Newark is anything like the East coast one…ewwwwwwwww.

GeorgiaBurning

It pretty much is, except for a nicer mall and less jet noise. But considering the accommodations available, you still need all those "w"'s.

LabRodent

Your heart must beat like crazy during Meth sex. Is it the number one killer of meth addicts? Maybe meth is…..

BaldarTFlagass

My wife is not the issue here. I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some Chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway. I can't solve your problems, sir, only you can.

prommie

This aggression shall not stand, man.

HarryButtle

Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

Lascauxcaveman

That meth-crazy violent wife really tied the room together, did she not?

bagofmice

Must have matched the curtains.

FNMA

But the rug really tied the room together.

Oblios_Cap

I got the impression that she was the one that got knocked upside the head. Maybe I misread.

Did anyone read the Rude Pundit yesterday about the Mardi Gras beatdown? That was nuts.

BaldarTFlagass

It's times like these that make me proud to say "Yer goddam right I fucking vote Democratic!!"

SorosBot

After looking up some more pictures of Ms. Lockyear; pleas, Mr. Crazed Methhead Ex?-boyfriend, please for the love of all that is good in the world, please release the sex tape. Pretty please with cherries on top.

prommie

Donde esta?

Nopantsmcgee

I don't get it. This is like one of those jokes that takes 5 minutes to tell and when you're done and have told the punch line people just stare at you like there is suppose to be more.

He's never ever in his entire life before this or since going to get a hotter chick.

Guppy

I myself will never get my hands on eye candy like that, but I'm pretty sure I'd start talking to a lawyer and separating bank accounts some time around watching the drug-fueled sex tapes.

The man doesn't have the self-respect to recognize that she's a gold-digger and he can, in fact, trade her in for the newer model ("Now with more Whore Diamonds!").

GOPCrusher

Just look at those tits!

TheRiverCharley

Don't bother looking for the sex tape online, everybody.

Goddammit.

Respitetini

Gentleman and a scholar.

Bonzos_Bed_Time

Due to the low-cut dress in the above picture, it's easy to overlook the crazy. But in a close up, it's evident in Bachmanian proportion.

Chichikovovich

OMIGOD. That pic reminds me of the closing shot in Roman Polanski's Repulsion – the childhood photo on the wall of the woman who's been going crazy throughout the movie, where you realize from the look in her eyes that she's been crazy all her life.

Guppy

She looks disturbingly like certain members of my extended family.

Barrelhse

Nicest teeth I ever came across.

MOG2410

Look'n for love in all the wrong places. Like her rehab room.

fuflans

"You stole my house key AND a radioshack giftcard,"

them's fighting words.

GeorgiaBurning

especially this close to Silicon Valley

HempDogbane

Brawl in a Newark Sex Hotel is my second-favorite Tom Waits song. First is Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis.

The day after news of the scandal exploded, he answered the door at noon, unshaven and wearing a blue plaid bathrobe.

Men have a long way to go before they catch up to women on how to play the hurt spouse…

SorosBot

And the fact that he's married to a woman thirty years younger than him makes me a bit less sympathetic than normal for a cheated-on spouse.

annettaj

Soooooo, did all the tapes get erased?
What? Just askin'.

TheRiverCharley

My wife tells me all the time I'm too nice.

chascates

Her husband, whose illustrious political career has spanned four decades, hunkered down in his home. The day after news of the scandal exploded, he answered the door at noon, unshaven and wearing a blue plaid bathrobe.