There's no joy in seeing a four-year-old child crushed by a college football player. Unless you hate children. You monster!

Anyway, little Caden Thomas is fine — no concussion, fractures, or permanent damage — unless you count getting 30 stitches in your head as "injured" — which you probably do. But that's because you're a pussy. By the way, great idea having a children's play day on the sidelines, Colorado State.