RIP Beloved Console, Friend: XBox 360 Coffin

So I got in an accident this morning ON MY WAY TO RETURN THE F***ING UHAUL TRAILER. 2,100 miles and the pooch gets screwed in the last ten blocks. Story of my life. And not the fun kind your mommy reads to you before bed. These are custom XBox 360 coffins for when your beloved system red rings.

The Xbox 360 though amazing in performance has one big glitch, the hardware is just not reliable enough with the official warranty providers saying that the failure rate is about 23.7%; and these problems have finally taken their toll on Alexis Vanamois (An Australian Designer) who went ahead and created a coffin design to send off the Xbox with dignity.

Dignity? I was crying on the side of Hollywood Blvd at 9:30 this morning. Just kidding, I never cried. But I did step in a soiled diaper on the sidewalk while waiting for the cops. Happy day!