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I was giving my beloved partner a quite enthusiastic blowjob last night. He didn't warn me when he was close, and he caught me on the awkward point pulling back to exhale. He managed to get come into my sinuses. Now my face is really inflamed and sad. :(

What tiny sexual mistakes and miscommunications have really fucked up your day?

Guy here. It happens sometimes, no big deal. It hurts a little, but it mainly just feels weird/shocking. I wouldn't call it painful, but the first time or two that it happens, there's this, "Omfg, my dick is broken" panic feeling.

If you notice, actors often blink when they pronounce a word that they're concentrating too much on. Usually you'll see it when actors are being made to say some crazy fantasy word that you can tell makes them cringe inside.

Sound people can be pretty annoying. So many sound bites are just repeated ad nauseam in television and even in big-budget movies. Doors creaking, valves twisting, footsteps, a particular scream other than the Wilhelm scream, etc.

Lol. Not much to explain. My arms/wrists were tied around a support beam and my mouth was being kept busy. So I had no way to really communicate that the ropes were too tight and pulling. Left indents and rope Burns on my skin for a couple of days.

This wasn't recent but my first BF somehow we got into a routine of me wanting him to be rough with me during oral on him. He wouldn't do it because of fear of hurting me til once he was on top of me during 69. Things were fine and we had a rythm til I knew he was getting close so I wrapped my arms around and pulled him down forcing him all the way in. Instead of him being sheepish like normal he went the extra mile and thrust down even deeper with all his weight on my head. He started spasming and all his muscles started to twitch. He was holding my wrists against the bed and so I was counting the seconds til I died from no air. It scared the shit out of me and once he finished and pulled out, you would not believe how much of his semen I coughed up because it went into my lungs :((

It was my own stupid fault because he kept resisting, but I called him a baby. Someone told me I could have gotten knewmonia from it, but I don't think I did. It took about two weeks for the cough to go away though.

lol @ medal of honor.... that was cute. I wouldn't mind getting a medal, but not for that. Medal of honor should be for doing a good job at it no?? - dedication to your service right? lol

Ok, wait.... Medal of honor for giving an amazing blowjob above and beyond and for an epic fail like what happened to me - hmmmm .... maybe a "purple penis" award for injuries received in the service of your man. Haha.

I was the unfortunate victim of having my dick landed on once. I'm pretty sure it bent to like a 90 degree angle. It hurt like a bitch, but I was surprised it wasn't broken after that. I have a very resilient penis apparently.

man, just once? you're lucky. my boyfriend does this to me on a semi-regular basis.

it's great when you start thinking that the reason it hurts it because there are millions and millions of tiny little spermies trying to claw their way deep into your eye socket, looking for an egg to fertilize.

Well, if you were really enthusiastic I'm just going to assume that you were just that good and he had no time to say it. It's happened to me, if I remember my girlfriend went "whoo, right down the throat"

Second date with my wife oh so long ago... came in her eye and covered her contact lense. I had just whooped her ass in Mortal Kombat so I said "FINISH HER" as I did it. We're waiting for the perfect time to tell our respective parents about it.

edit: I should add that I only meant to cum on her face. Not in her eye.

In my last apartment we were drinking on the balcony and could hear people next door having very loud sex. My mate leaned out ond to the side and yelled FINISH HER! Next thing we hear is people in helpless laughter in both neighbouring apartments.

I was sleeping with a girl recently. We had a talk about STD's and birth control, so I wasn't worried about needing to wear a condom. We also were drunk at the time. During the sex, she kept talking about how she wanted me to cum inside her... so I did. To which she flipped the fuck out. That quickly sobered me up and ended our short spree of being friends with benefits.

Ugh, my current boyfriend did that without my permission the first time we were together. We had used a condom for our first round, but run in the shower afterwards somehow ended up having unprotected sex. He just went ahead and came inside me all la di dah like no big deal. I turn around and ask him if he just actually did that to which he sheepishly replied "Yeah, aren't you on birth control?" "Uh NO you fucking asshole I'm not what the fuck?!?!" It was the first and only time I've ever bitch slapped someone. I made him buy me the morning after pill the next day and we didn't have sex again for another 6 months. 9 years later and were still together. But yeah it was a pretty disastrous and stupid way to start.

Does getting too worked up and coming too hard and clenching on his dick too tightly count? He was bruised and nonfunctional for a couple weeks. It was my first orgasm. Discovered my freakishly strong PC muscles and learned to use them well though :)

It was completely involuntary, it was my first time having sex and I had no idea vaginas had muscles, and as much as it makes for a great story, I really wish it hadn't happened. He was wearing a ribbed condom and I dug the ribs into his skin. They left an impression and I swear it looks like it hasn't gone away completely. He was in terrible pain, but was pretty pleased with himself.

The first time I was blowing my boyfriend, we'd tried to be good so we'd waited for a few months before sleeping together. I overestimated my ability to suppress my gag reflex, thinking that it would be the same as the last time I'd given a blowjob. Yeah, there was vomit. And then I freaked out because I'd just thrown up on his cock, but he was surprisingly okay with all of it.

I was super horny and had lost count of my orgasms for the night. Even though I am a fairly active person, I could feel myself losing my breath, but I knew I had more in me. I asked him to flip me over and keep going, till I orgasmed one more time. Mind-blowing. And then, asthma attack!

I was on top, we were kind of fighting back and forth to have control. So he goes to push me back and my legs just didn't bend right and both my big toes got bent in an unnatural way. This was 5 months ago and my toes still won't bend :(

I was on the couch and she was on the floor leaning over in my lap giving a most glorious blowjob. Naturally, my ass cheeks walk my limped body down to the edge of the cushion.

As I near my climax, my toes and fingers shoot gang signs to each other like a Bloods/Crypts pre-war. My face and mouth too numb to communicate, she comes up for a breath before blast (somewhat like your situation)...and I shoot a full 6 roper right into my eye.

It was both hilarious and embarrassing. So I faked being upset and immediately stormed out the front door, called my brother, and we laughed hysterically about the situation.

10 mins later. I walk back in. Poor thing is distraught by the havoc she's caused. I tell her how funny I thought it was, we laugh it off, and engage in another great, less blinding, sex session..

When I was younger I absolutely refused to swallow (I've over"cum" my fear since then....) The short of it, my boyfriend ended up shooting cum over his own face. It happened early too, so he had to finish his orgasm before he could wipe it off.

So this happened to my friend. She and her SO took a little romantic vacation for their first anniversary. They went to dinner at a restaurant that served hot wings. The friend's SO is a big fan of Man v. Food and takes every chance he gets to participate in food challenges. He went on to win the prize for completing the hottest wings challenge and had a great time. Fast forward to a couple of hours later when things got romantic in the hotel room. He started eating her out and she immediately started feeling a burning sensation in her vagina. She ended up almost having to go to the emergency room because her vag felt.like it was on fire. She settled for lying in her back in the shower with her legs spread for the rest of the evening. No more hot wing competitions for that guy.

This was my first sexual relationship. We hadn't had sex yet, and were just messing ”around,” anyways, Wanted top cum on here chest, about to and then she leaned forward. Not sure where most of it went, some in her hair, on the seat I was on, and right under my eye. Yup, luckily we just laughed it off :)

So.. I tend to do "sexy" things when I sleep when someone pets my back and suck on things anything that is close to my mouth like fingers well my boyfriend thought "hey my dick" so I guess after that lost flare he wanted to try and fuck me while sleeping. He got up the nerve and pushed in side me. I woke up instantly, scared as shit and pouches him in the throat.... he never tried to fuck me while sleeping again..

Not quite as overtly sexual, but I had broken up with my girlfriend and she attempted to seduce me to get me back by swooping in for a kiss. I was sitting on a sort-of rocking chair and leaned back to dodge it, flipped back, and slammed my head, hard, on the corner of my bedpost. There was some blood, but mainly I was just really annoyed and asked her to leave. Took a shower to rinse out the wound (because you know, college showers are clean right?) and it kept bleeding. Bro looked at it and took me to the ER, where the ER doc and nurses had a good laugh together when I told them the story. Got a few stitches.

Not me, but a girl pal of mine got plastered off her ass and slept with with a guy in his shower, ended up falling over and ripping down the shower curtain while breaking the shower rod and giving her a nasty bruise in the process. Not only that but before this night she had struggled to have anal sex (dated one of my guy friends) because her buthole was so tight. So she woke up the next day not knowing who she slept with with a bruised shin bone and very sore ass. Makes me miss college...

I was giving my first blowjob with braces (I got them pretty late in high school) and I was really nervous. My boyfriend at the time was really sweet about it and after a wee while of gentle encouragement, I very enthusiastically went at it. I forgot about the rubber bands on my braces. I forgot how easily they snapped.

Well, my bf flew out to visit me in San Francisco and we bought ourselves a few goodies from one of the leather goods shops, one of which was a leather cock ring that strapped around both the cock and the balls. Sort of like two leather straps connected with some adjustable snaps. I had researched online before we went shopping so I knew how we should put it on. Him, being stubborn as all hell, didn't want to hear it. So he put the damn thing on backwards and too tight. I warned him area times, "Babe I'm pretty sure it's backwards and maybe too tight!" But he WOULD NOT LISTEN! Anyway sexing begins and it's just awesome, it's Valentines day, were in SF together again finally, and this cockring has got him so huge and hard I feel like I'm getting f&cked by a loaf of bread, I'm so full inside. It's freaking amazing, I never felt anything like this in my life. We're going, going, going, until we finally both come together and he pulls out and says "OH FUCK!" And I reply "uh HUH!" Then I look down and I swear to you half his penis was a dark shade of purple. We quickly took off the cockring off and his dick just became more and more purple and we realized he must have busted a vein. We considered taking him to the ER but I looked online and from what I read it sounded like it would heal up on its own. It kind of ruined our Valentine's Day however I believe we were able to have sex a day or two after, we just had to be very careful. And now, 4 years later, the vein that popped is still super visible under the skin, whereas it was never like that before. Luckily otherwise it's just fine and in working order. But yeah, moral of the story is to be careful with cock rings and make sure you don't get hurt. As good as it felt for me I know he will NEVER ever be experimenting with one again.

I assumed that, since I could fit my ex's cock in my ass no problem, I could handle my husband's.

Girth is a bitch. After a half hour dripping sweat, orgasming, and panicking, I caved. We changed condoms and did the 'ol regular. Now planning to play with toys for long enough to get used to his size. Still, he has a massive cock that's a little worrisome at times.

First ti(m)e (ever), everything goes as expected. Same for the second and third times (same girl too)...Until she finally tells me "Well...You're kindof skinny...And your hips have been cutting me"...Yeahhh...

I work at a bank. We typically dress nice. I love dressing up anyway so I love my job. Heels, skirt and silk tops or dress & heels without fail every day. I had an FWB at the time - a super cute badboy type and he was terrible about texting me during work and teasing me. Finally he sorta demanded I come over on my lunch because he had the day off. I went straight from work, he answered the door in a robe and 9 seconds in the door it was on. We couldn't go all out, I still had to go back to work and walking in the door with fuck me hair was not going to be any good. Most times before this I'm on BC so we never worried, well I was off it this time so he HAD TO pull out. Well, HUGE mistake. I looked down at his swollen unit and watched it pulse and dribble a little and was kinda disappointed. I thought there was much more volume and as soon as that thought entered my mind, a HUGE squirt of his semen shot out and up my body like a chalk line. I screamed but it was already on m skirt, blouse and hair. It even hit the mirror on the headboard. OMG DUDE!!!

He would not stop laughing either even when I threatened to cut his dick off (sorry guys I was soooo mad!!!) lol.

Luckily for him I cleaned off any visible evidence, but he kept texting me jokes about wanting to make a deposit, but made a withdrawal instead lol. bad boy. He was fun while it lasted. :)

I used to work with animals. That day I was working with rabbits and other rodents. My ex was pretty allergic to that kind of stuff. A little fingerblasting later and I find myself running out of the house to go buy benadryl because her vag is covered in hives.

We were getting off the couch onto the floor. I was successful, he moved to the edge off the couch which caused the cushion to slide, dumping him on top of me. Specifically, dumping all his weight on over knee which landed on my pubic bone.

Me (f) on the top having good 'ol wild drunk sex.
We both like it rough so i decided to give him a slap on the cheek.
Drunk me has TERRIBLE aim and slap him in the ear.
He told me he couldn't hear right for about two weeks.