Grandma called Mom right after this post went up to yell at Mom for leaving clothes around. In Mom’s defense, her jacket was hanging on the back of a chair. Dad has no defense. He left his shorts on the bed after he changed into jeans. *ear licks* Noodle

Well, that stinks for mom n dad. Just be glad dad wasn’t wearing the pants when she e chewed them, or you’d be writing about something else!!!! Isn’t it amazing what they find to amuse themselves with?

Macy! We like the creative way that you see how small of a chew it takes so the zipper won’t work. Our favorites to chew are socks, dish towels, Kleenex, napkins and bread wrapper ties. Have you tried any of those? We esp recommend socks that have been tucked into shoes, they are really stinky which makes them all the more awesome! You have inspired us. ~ gentle nose nudges, Bonnie, Belle and Bess pups

Hiiiiiiiiii everybodyyyyy! I likes to chew clothespins! They break into 87 million pieces.I also like shoe laces. I don’t destroy those but they taste yummy. Napkins are my bruvvers favorite fing to eat….and Q-Tips! I never tried socks, dish towels, or bread ties. Fanks for da ideas! Kisses! Macy

Shaking piggy head. Oh Macy – we so understand the dilemma here at the Hotel Thompson. You see mom/dad bought this beautiful NEW couch last May. It came with a gagillion pillows that all had zippers. Guess who doesn’t appreciate zippers – yep – Houdini. He blew up some of those zippers and mom had to resew them without zippers. Zippers are evil. XOXO – Bacon

Snorts! Yep – shaking head. You are right my friend. Once after ripping off a zipper, he climbed in and went to sleep inside of the pillow. Mom/dad couldn’t find him and were about to call the Scooby Doo gang in to find out the mystery. That’s when they heard him snoring inside of the pillow. XOXO – Bacon

Singing: “Macy and Riley sitting in a tree, z-i-p-p-i-n-g.” Riley used to meticulously tear the stitches out of our bed quilt as well as chew holes in every sheet and blanket he could find. The only way to stop him was to crate him.