Any way, enough of that. This is a short blast on the promo horn to let you all know that the paperback version of The Gin Lane Gazettewill be released into the wild on 1st November (2014). I'll tweet where you can obtain it ad nauseam, obviously. This is magnificent news that I know you'll all be eager to shout loud and long from your rooftops, and who am I to stop you? Please do carry on. It may be a softer, more papery version of the lovingly fettled hardback edition, but it's still an iron fist of scandal in a velvet glove of rococo aesthetics. I wish you joy of it.