OF ALL THINGS T HE new year is off to a splendid start. Nobody has a thing to wor- ry about except a war scare, a strike wave, a bale of Christmas bills, a neW Congress, and a bad cold. . Most places of amusement were overrun with customers on N ew Year's Eve, but the legitimate theatres protect- ed themselves against that sort of thing by high prices. Their motto was "Keep the rascals out." . CaptaIn Simon Lake, who expects to dig $4,800,000 worth of gold out of the East River, finds the future bright with promise. He has already brought up ninety-six cents, two frying pans, and a penknife. . Owing to the lopsided character of the Senate, the new Democratic mem- bers have to sit with the Republicans. Anyway it does a young. fellow no harm to learn something about the lives of the unfortunate. . Chancellor Chase of N.Y.U. says that America is safe as long as our peo- ple make jokes about the election. Maine and Vermont just grinned and let us have our own dumb-headed way. . Henry Ford has patented a car with a motor in the rear. W e shall refuse to believe in this contraption until we see a picture of Mayor La Guardia throwing in the first clutch. . The chances are that Congress will be with us until the middle of the sum- mer. There is a good deal of must legislation to be passed, not to mention a lot of might, could, would, and should la ws. . John Hamilton may adopt the old Farley plan of paying off the party deficit by giving dinners. It would also be a pleasant reminder that Republicans have not forgotten how to eat. . Our English friends are again work- ing up a keen appetite for the Corona- tion ceremonies in May. Same show, same place, new and enlarged cast. . John L Lewis is evidently a student of the society drama. "Won't you," he says to the United Automobile W ork- ers, "sit down? " -HOWARD BRUBAKER 33 -- , ".. , .,.. ,:,'-:-, :'. - ..-. .- ".:, .:'-:;:. ,' '...'-.,." :.:: '. \::::.',.:, .. :, :>:,.':"",-- -.:" :::-.::." -:::'::' : Ù\;: ^"Tt:i [JJ} : ; ,: .: - r : ::::"ffi lfF : ' " : . , >>: :. :: . -- ,' uWell, Genevieve I Masquerading before breakfast?" T """ 'jllli .;: " ' 'iN 0, Grandmère. But since you serve such a lot of hot, heavy food, I thought !' d dress for it." f . t \ lli :. , ,':' ii% í :;i? 8 ' -'" '.1\ ..::',:: GENEVIEVE'S sense of the ridiculous is right to the point. When you live in this modern, steam-heated world, it isn't necessary to eat old-fashioned ,- ,, .... - heavy breakfasts all the time. :::', :, .:-., - ,. . ':>': . ", ::Hf:t4'"'' ,. .': ::>;:... Crisp, wholesome Kellogg's Corn Flakes are the ideal food to start any modern day. They're satisfying and easy to digest. They give you plenty of energy-as much caloric value as many smoking-hot foods. Enjoy them every morning with milk or cream and fruit. Made by Kellogg in Battle Creek. II9P CORN FLAKES :::;':':::': ::::==1W:;::; ':" -