I swear to fucking God, if I see one more of those insipid "Get Ripped Quick" or "I'm Crazy Ripped" ads, I'm going to find a way to leap into the computer, travel down the wired like Servo, and into the home of whatever moronic, annoying retard thought that those were a good idea in any way. Then I shall proceed to rip out their intestines and lynch the little cretin with them.