Normally, the Big Cheese writes Someone Bought This, but I’ve left a trail of Reese’s Pieces leading from his computer to the woods so I can take over. Remember BC, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly into the sun. The title “Someone Bought This” is appropriate because this Wrestlemania V shirt belongs to me, Continue Reading...

This is from last night at The Cat’s Meow on Bourbon Street on New Orleans where Pat Patterson sings a Karaoke cover of Louis Armstrong’s classic “What A Wonderful World”. He looks like he’s having a blast! He did a pretty good job, too- the audience loved it. “The Cat’s Meow”? This might be the first time ol’ Pat’s been Continue Reading...

Crapper Little Louie P (AKA: The Doctor Of Style) writes: Artist Shepard Fairey became a star by drawing the iconic Obama posters c. 2008–but a pro wrestler gave him his 1st claim to fame! In 1989, Fairey made a stencil of Andre the Giant which he turned into a trendy “street art” campaign called “Andre the Giant Has a Posse.” Through the Continue Reading...

Stamford, CT – WWE held a meeting with all mid and lower-card Superstars to determine who would be entering the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at Wrestlemania XXX this Sunday. Corporate Kane led the meeting stating, “I know in previous years that battle royals and drafts have been held with some fanfare, but unfortunately, it’s just not in the Continue Reading...

Crapper E-Squared writes: With Warrior going into the Hall of Fame this year, I started to remember his ill-fated WCW run, especially this. In my opinion, I know what the bookers were doing with this angle, but it really failed when the announcers acknowledged his presence in the mirror. So let me see if I’ve got this straight… Hollywood Hogan Continue Reading...

WWF, 1999 Wrestlemania is always supposed to be WWE’s biggest show of the year, but for a while, it seemed that every other year the focal point of the wrestling calendar would stink to high heaven. Think about Wrestlemanias 9, 11, and 13; if the WWF wanted to break the odd-numbered Mania curse in 1999, they would have to pull Continue Reading...

I was browsing around The Official MoonPie Site (yes, such a thing exists). I saaw that they have a feature called “My MoonPie” where you can make and order a customized MoonPie box with any photo you want on the box filled with those delicious, delectable treats! The idea is for you to use a photo of you, or your friends, Continue Reading...

Hulk Hogan does what he does best by shilling for his Fit Kit which looks like it includes a bunch of stuff you could buy at your local GNC or Mom and Pop health store for a lot less money. Hey, it even has a cookie!...

WWF, 1995 When it comes to ranking the top ten Wrestlemanias of all time, Wrestlemania XI doesn’t exactly spring to mind, and this was true even in 1995, when there were only 11 Manias to begin with. The first thing you’ll notice about Wrestlemania XI is that its intro recalls moments from every Wrestlemania to date, but precisely zero of Continue Reading...

From Wrestlemania X, here’s Harvey Wippleman harassing Howard Finkel about his short-lived toupee. What’s that you say? Oh, that’s right… There’s supposed to be a match between Adam Bomb and Earthquake happening? Oh geez.. Um, we don’t really have much time allotted for this match… Okay, fine. We’ll throw ‘em out there and let Earthquake squash him in about 35 seconds Continue Reading...

Since day one here at WrestleCrap.com, I’ve known that an integral feature on the site needed to be in-depth reviews of horrible movies starring wrestlers. Ever since I saw No Holds Barred back in 1989, I was scarred for life, and I wanted others to be equally scarred. Look back into the archive (cheap plug, it’s only $14.95!!), and you Continue Reading...

This article comes courtesy of Art0Donnell’s cousin, Rocky Melvin, entertainment reporter for the website of a major cable news outlet. In just a few weeks, it will be time for Wrestlemania, the World Wrestling Federation’s biggest smackdown of the year. Laugh if you will, but wrestling can be big business, drawing tens of thousands of loyal fans to see their Continue Reading...

This is a new commercial for Hilton Furniture & Mattress in Houston, Texas featuring Booker T! You’ve gotta love Booker T’s enthusiasm about approving everyone for credit to buy furniture! Say it with me, Crappers- “Let ‘em have it!”. Bonus points for the completely random, non-sequeter shot of Boooker putting poor Hilton in a torture rack (?) at the end for Continue Reading...

GM: Welcome to the spacious Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in historic Atlantic City! Welcome everyone to WrestleCrapMania! GM: Hello everybody, I’m Gorilla Monsoon, joined in the broadcast position by Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and Jess, is the roof going to blow off of this resort or what?! JV: This is what we’ve been waiting to see for weeks and Continue Reading...

Crapper Brian Kraemer writes: So I was at my local Five Below today picking up some last minute knick-knacks, when I looked across the aisle at car decals and stumbled across this: Now I can show my support for WWE on the go, and only for $2! You really can’t go wrong, and now if I can just find a Continue Reading...