Snoring dog.

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I'll take a snoring dog over a farting dog any time. My pooch can drop bombs that stink so bad that they will wake me out of a sound sleep. But she's a lovable gas bag.

True dat. Last night I was in the bedroom and the Lab was in the living room --- till suddenly I was hit with a WALL of stench!!! If he wanted to go outside that bad, there's a lot nicer ways to clue me in!!!

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers --- Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."