Q: What does Mitch do for school, exactly?

A: He does things like write programs for those banner screensavers (you know, the ones where you type in something like “Ninja Power,” and it scrolls across the screen in bright teal text), write programs for a bunch of networking stuff that I simply do not understand, and create websites for imaginary businesses. For example, he’s currently working day and night on a mock site for “Dragoninja Design,” a company dedicated to the fight for the rights of dragons and ninjas. It includes petitions, photos of dragons, ninjas and Chuck Norris, a detailed paragraph on exactly what rights Dragoninja fights for (freedom to kill and eat people without being oppressed by the current government), and so on. But best of all? It includes this.