EvilHomerBackground, for those of you who don't follow the Kiwi forums:

ChrisChan is currently in talks with a 100% legitimate British media company. Their Board of Executives is considering producing a TV show based on Sonichu, and to that end, a 100% legitimate representative from their corporation has been interviewing ChrisChan, in an attempt to clear up certain questions and concerns that the stockholders have. The interviews have been helpfully uploaded to Soundcloud; you can find them here:

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chrischan-interview-part-3-2-2-16.1 6934/

A few days ago, however, a cunning troll/ poeRed-style inflation fetishist who goes by the handle "PreggoAppleBloom" took to Twitter and began spreading this WILD rumor that the 100% legitimate British corporation was, in fact, an elaborate joke. PAB, a known pedophile, claimed that he himself had been "interviewed" by this company, only to learn that it was "fake", and warned Christine to stay away.

infinite zestAnd when he came back to, he was flat on his back on the beach in the freezing sand, and it was raining out of a low sky, and the pony was way pregnant.

EvilHomerYeah, I was going to say, I'm a lot more partial to progressive trance myself. House music I can take or leave, but give me some Above & Beyond or AvB and I'll be grooving moontan nocturnal for weeks!

Anaxagoras is right, and that's one of the reasons why I can't really get into brony music - which is full of ukeles, nightcore, and emo singer-songwriter vocals. Some ponymetal artists are pretty good ( L-Train, for example) and I can appreciate the "brony jazz standards" ("Avast Fluttershy's Ass") as much as the next guy, but... man. Some people are just way too happy all the goddamn time.

All kidding aside, the one brony progressive house musician I actually listen to is Mittsies. He (she?) does trance, too, so it balances out.

EvilHomerIf anyone here is genuinely interested in exploring brony house music, I really can't recommend Mittsies enough. She (he?) is best known for producing porn music and has a god-given talent for making supersensual beats; sort of like a chilled-out, millennial Praga Khan.

kingarthurIs this MLP fandom music? How horrible. I mean the beat is pretty good, but what a horrible thing to exist.

lotsmoreorcsFuck people with nothing better to do than watch or troll Chris Chan

Sudan no1I just feel sorry for them. If you need to look down on Chris to feel better about yourself, you're in pretty dire straights yourself.

EvilHomerYeah, they're jerks. There's a silver lining, though: Chris is making a modest but steady income as an artist now, and that's largely because of his detractors. The A-Logs and Asperchus may have won a couple battles, but Christine is winning the war.

Crunchy FrogYup, this is sufficiently evil. But it gets -1 star for not including the drawing of Bon Bon lovingly force-feeding X-Box 360s to Lyra Heartstrings.

Cena_markThis guy's the troll? I thought the guy doing the interviews with the fake ass Brittish accent was the troll. The Kiwi folks are all mad at PAB for attempting to ruin the trolling with his white kniteing.