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Don’t know how we pulled this off but we did. After the Murray Christmas pre-sale ended, we received so many emails from Chivers passionately requesting that we make just a little more. We’re releasing a very limited supply at thechivery for those of you who clicked on the DAR today. This will be your last chance to get Murray before Christmas, or get him at all for that matter.

#21 and then took a picture and submitted it to the Chive to get credit.

jabroni

#25 Brothers???

Problem or Solution

Having worked in Africa, I can tell you some Africans I've met are the nicest people in the world. And my understanding is that gorillas are also the gentlest of creatures. So, sure, they're my and each other's brothers in a way you probably wouldn't understand…

fqfq

bitches

FNG

homo.

Bob

Ain't shit

The man

First

pwned

wow…that's embarrassing

Electric Boogalo

Cork soaker

fqfq

hahahaha

FNG

bitch

addicted to sex

attention seeking much?

Jack

First!

KCCO

6th is very close to first………..Douche!

HAH

except….you're not.

jag

#6 DAMN!!!!!

NorCal420

i wanna die and come back as that tye-dye wrap

addicted to sex

why not just stick your dick in her?

NorCal420

hmmm… interesting idea. but the USB port is too small on this computer

You're a critical ass who probably spends too much time watching trashy tv and looking at magazines. that is a beautiful girl and anyone who says otherwise has their head up their asshole. I'm SURE that you have a stereotypical "perfect" body? Suck it.

CDS8

Usually i just see the pictures of girls and just keep going but i actually stopped and looked at this one for a good minute and was like she is gorgous

Yeah Wow is about all I say right now because I have no blood in my head.

TheVanityScore

yay nipple!!!

Ummagumma

Couldn't have said it better myself. Nipple!!

Dan

MOAR please

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

The Chive is losing it…

Hugs,
Paula
– the one you love to hate

GeorgiaRosa

hmm, I'm like..likki lee…* i follow, i follow you deep sea baby* ;P..

Matt

Saved.

AT26

Bolt on tits are never a Wow! Cheap whore.

Yuppp

Homo..

Ron B.

Shut your whore mouth

Red

Gay much AT26?

amplexus

Ass tickler 26 is offended 😦

Acdc

Shut your cocksucker.

TrEEd000

Its a Christmas Miracle!

FRANK D TANK

MOOOAAARRR….

KalEl24

There is no more. That's the most they can show.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Well, there is a little NIP in the air…..did I say Nipple?

moe.man

Tis the season to be merry…My names marry…No shit?

Bryce

Holy shit. Wow. Amazing.

stiffbiff

My stocking is now full.

j6251c

Words cannot express how happy this made me.

John bishop

Jingle bells jingle bells nipples all the way…. Hey!

Chivette

Sweet tits early DAR!!

LeO

#46
Thanx for the nipple ❤

yahtzee09

Well, time to add a new keyboard to my Christmas list because mine is a mess…

Thanks, Chive!

RisingSun

tits the season to be jolly!!!!

JHL1

Christmas came early for me!

anon

are you all 12 years old? It's just a nipple…

amplexus

Yes, yes we are and we are always pleased with such wondrfulness

myk

BEAUTIFUL !! thank you for sharing !!

OhioChiver

#46 Mine too. May you and all of us have a wonderful Chive Christmas this year.

MattKL

Same to you and yours, sir.

Dickleg

Mr Ed gets his christmas wish #35

DrGarnicus

I always liked those types of Bose speakers.

bingo

Those rugs are so creepy.

'Merica

Sluts! Sluts everywhere!!!!

KCCO

not our fault we're better looking than you. no need to call us names 😉

alan

#4 god i hate instagram

Unfkngblvbl

You do know that can be done with a real camera, right?

dNASTY

has nothing to do with instagram. you just dont know anything about photography

Ayeeee ;)

ignorance really is bliss to some people…

Chris

That's not Instagram, Alan. It's called depth of field.Take #34 for example; that sweet ass in the mirror is in focus but she is blurry. The smaller the depth of field setting, the more blurry things become that are not at that distance from the camera.

Deep Dish

Ignorant people giving you the thumbs down. If you say something besides "boobs" "MOAR" "thanks for making me tear up, Chive," etc, you're gonna get a thumbs down.

I don't know of any cell phone that has an aperture wide enough to take # 4.

gr8fuldad

how do you know it was taken with a cell phone??

Jawbone

Retards arguing. Awesome.

alan

you guys are assholes, next time I'll just say "first"

r1rider

all I ask is for #46

Tyler Rauch

she wont fit in my stocking….

neolith

Now I know what I want for christmas! 😀

Ryan

#46 Nice Tree

MattKL

I have news for you…

Ryan

By tree I mean tits of course….

STFURetard

I have news you for you…

MattKL

I have news you for you…

Silverstone

OMG…I have those same curtains!!!

Dr. Evil

All you noticed is the tree? I think it's totally cool that you're gay!

It gets weirder yet. Turns out that is a Thai Transvestite Performer
that baby monkey is nibbling on. FANTASY RUINED! lol

MonkeyMadness

The Chive sure does love she-males.

El_Hefe

#37

What's for dinner.. oh i dunno… beer and a rock

braverybracelets

Is that a conch shell?

alan

#46 my goodness you are stunning

Lugh

While I agree that this is an awesome pic of a girl with a fantastic body, we don't really know if she is stunning or not. She most likely is, but she could also be a total butterface.

But nips 4tw, anyway.

its_forge

With a figure like that she'd literally have to look like Don Rickles to qualify as a butterface.

r1rider

#39 keep going …

Plum

PLEASE MOAR!!!

hootie bootie

my mind is literally fucking over itself thinking about that sweet unattainable ass…

DrGarnicus

I thought this was on point, and still do, then I saw #46

John

#46, Simply stunning!!! MORE!!!!!

n_odie

#26 This is what the chive is all about! Friendship and laughs! Just needs liquor. ;O

El_Hefe

I don't think liquor would be good for his UC…

dirtysteve

liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

LucyLoo

I don't think they're old enough for liquor!

alan4747

Have had UC since I was 13, Not once did I get any girls flashing for me )= also as a now 23 year old, I drink all the time and it hasn't stopped me yet!

Shenanigans

I've had Crohns for the last few years and had 60% of my digestive tract removed. Since the alcohol doesn't spend much time in my digestive tract, I can drink more and more, take a poop, and be nearly sober!! Always have to find an upside to a shitty situation. That way the disease can't win.

Beth

I've had UC since I was 15. Lost my hole large intestine at 20. It can be rough but the more you keep calm the better off you will be. Oh and drinking w/o a colon…awesome!

Shenanigans

Right?! I've got 7" of my colon left and it just goes with the flow. We should drink competitively. Best of luck to you, to this man in the photograph, and to all those with this hateful disease. Stay healthy and Chive On!!!

jones102

I got UC when I was 17 and haven't had any problems but you guys scare me! Glad it worked out for you though

Yum Yum Roll

I hate to interrupt the chain of serious and admirable replies…. but I giggled like a school girl at your seemingly unintentional pun of the "shitty" situation.

http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

this and #27 made my day..the reaction on these girls' face is priceless

amplexus

WE need moar of the girl in the light blue, or hell just moar of all 3.

http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

agreed

tdog

TGIF #31

keystone183

Good to be in texas…

Kiesa

indeed

Boom

This is the nicest ass I've ever seen in my pitiful life and this pic is even better than that Christmas tree girl.. But tree girl shouldn't feel bad about herself because she's the second hottest thing I've ever seen.

absure2

nice girl

Dickleg

#46 That's not even a nip slip. That's the goods.

Yuppp

Haha, Dickleg? That's one of the more hilarious names I've seen on here for sure.

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