"You're really mean with money, you're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and four people committed suicide. Your middle name is Judas but tell everyone it's Johnathan. You sign all your official letters "A.J.Rimmer B.S.C.", and B.S.C. stands for 'bronze swimming certificate'. You're a cheating, weaselly, low-life, scum-bucket, with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse"

Lister to Rimmer, Red Dwarf

Logged

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