When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it was tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its service, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover", said the nurse. "Your penis is under your pillow."

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"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help. That other party, they work for people who don't need help. That's all there is to it."~Harry S. Truman

Cat—There exists in you a mean streak that I wish could be unleashed directly on the War Chimp and his cabal of war criminals. Remind me never to get on your bad side. This story has me suffering sympathy pains even though I know it to be fiction.

_________________“I'm not a member of any organized party. I'm a Democrat.”-Will Rogers

_________________"If the people allow private banks to control their currency the banks and corporations will deprive the people of all their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." - Thomas Jefferson

Hang on, APL and PT...I think the nurse in that story was much meaner than I could ever be. She was so matter-of-fact talking about the man's penis being under his pillow. Where were the surgeons who should've at least tried to re-attach it? Seems to me the fellow has a "target rich environment" for a lawsuit against the hospital...

deeann...glad you got a kick out of this one...more might be forthcoming.

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"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help. That other party, they work for people who don't need help. That's all there is to it."~Harry S. Truman

Three guys, George Bush Jr., Osama bin Ladin and Obama were out walking together one day.

They came across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

George Bush says, I have had a really rough eight years as the president.
Now that my my tenter is over I would like to live in a place where I would never have to be around a lot of people again - just be able to be around a lot of water and relax.

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the day after BUSH'S tenure he is to have his wish granted.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or American Democrats can come into our precious state."

Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a hugh wall around Afghanistan.

Obama (who knew a little about engineering) asks, "I'm curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out ---- virtually impenetrable."