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Your help needed: naming Mormon ice cream

Not too long ago, Ben and Jerry’s opened a new front in the culture wars by temporarily renaming its “Chubby Hubby” flavor as “Hubby Hubby” and highlighting this chilling act on their website. And now they’re at it again. I’m guessing that at some point the Church will respond with its own renamed flavor, which is where your collective wisdom is required. Here is a list of Ben and Jerry’s flavors. The best I could come up with is renaming Triple Caramel Chunk as Triple Temple Dunk. But I’m sure you can do better.

Please forgive my moderated comment. I got carried away. Although I get irritated by Ben & Jerry’s antics, my intention is to listen and to give positive comments that contribute to an edifying public discourse. My sincere apologies.

MoHoHawaii

March 21, 2012 at 1:18 am

Keeping with the theme of the OP, I’d have to suggest that the Church use:

Don’t Let Them Berry (with a two groom graphic overlaid by the red ‘prohibited’ sign)

I hope the OP was in good fun and did not seriously use “chilling act” to refer to the profession of a promise of lifelong commitment between two people who, possibly in the face of tremendous social hostility, develop sufficient love and devotion for each other to want to build a life together. This is whether or not you think such a profession should be admitted by civil law.