You gotta be safe out there. Ya jus gots to. Yeah we said it- gots. So dress up ye’ ole Schwinn with a Tweeting Bird Bike Horn and let them know you’re coming- bird style. Normally “bird style” is just pooping on people’s heads but since that’s usually impractical for humans this …

I’ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It’s got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. My bicycle (which I borrowed and thus cannot give to you) has a special Record Your Own Bicycle Bell that lets me record up to 20 …