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Creeping Gibs

A derogatory term used to describe someone as an idiot or a fuck up. Typically used by white people who are too white to get away with calling someone a 'cabron' or other equally Latin insult. Also used by fake ass wops to sound more Italian.

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"