Top 5 Funny Omegle Conversations

Top 5 Funny Omegle Conversations, you can also try chatting yourself on http://omegle.com/ and have fun.

1. Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You just lost the game. Stranger: you are ...... You: i’m blond, what’s your excuse? Stranger: my excuse is that i’m not f..k..p You: You can’t win the game You: You just do a little better each time. Stranger: no, you just get a little bit more ...... each time you talk about it You: I suppose next you’ll call me gay. Stranger: no, because i don’t use gay as an insult You: That’s civilized Stranger: i agree You: I believe those who call others gay do so because they fear that they themselves are gay. You: Makes sense? Stranger: sometimes You: Otherwise they’re just a simian crossbreed. Stranger: other times they are just trying to be cool by saying it, or just say it because they hear others say it and don’t think about what the word means You: I rest my case. You: Those people meet all of the previously mentioned criteria. Stranger: not necessarily You: OH THAT’S RIGHT! You: They’re also republican. Stranger: but all republicans are .....You: Precisely. You: What is your opinion on Coldplay? Stranger: they suck overall, but their last album wasn’t half bad, and they have the occasional good song You: …. You: You’re gaayy.

4. Stranger: hi You: heyyy You: do you have sence for humour? Stranger: no You: oh Stranger: i don't have any sense of humour Stranger: that's true. You: why is that true? Stranger: becasue people disconnect with me You: Are you serious ? I thought sence was with a C You: You wrote it with a S You: so now i got to disconnect you, bye. You have disconnected.

5. you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi! stranger: hi you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do? stranger: smile you: unable to see anything, you smiled. someone suddenly thrust something like a microphone in your hands, then walked back into the room. what you do? stranger: speak you: you spoke. you: as the flash thins off, you notice several beaten down and a few dead people in the room, and a staircase going down. you: you look at your hand and see a small blunt weapon covered in blood. you: you started to hear police sirens. what you do? stranger: run you: you started running. two police officers saw you. they drew their guns and started shooting. what you do? stranger: ninja you: you try to ninja your way out. a bullet pierced through your forehead. h_adshot, b_tch. you: you lost the game. stranger: lawl