Sunday, May 13, 2012

Your South Park Tigers

FAN #2: Yeah! We were supposed to run away with the division
this year!

FAN #3: Ryan Raaaayburn sucks!

FAN #1: Yeah! But CRIIIINGE is even worse!

FAN #3: Yeah! DFA Inge!

FAN #2: Release Inge!

TIGER FANS: Release Inge! Release Inge! Rabble, rabble,
rabble!

BRANDON INGE: Oh, hamburgers.

(A short time later…)

TIGER FANS: Rabble, rabble, rabble!

FAN #1: Inge is tearing it up!

FAN #2: You shoulda kept Inge and released Raaaayburn!

FAN #3: Yeah! Release Raburn!

DAVE DOMBROWSKI: But they all wanted Inge gone a week ago, mmkay? Um, you should say something to them,
mmkay?

JIM LEYLAND: Okay. People, people! Calm down. We’re just
hitting a rough patch in the season. It happens every year. Sure, we’re
disappointed that we’re only playing .500 ball right now. But keep in mind last
year at this time our record was even worse than it is right now. And that
turned out pretty good, right, Mr. Lamont? That’s right!

(More time passes…)

TIGER FANS: Rabble, rabble, rabble!

FAN #1: You betrayed Inge!

FAN #2: Your bullpen sucks!

FAN #3: Prince is too fat to play baseball! Where are the
homers?

TIGER FANS: Rabble,rabble, rabble!

PRINCE FIELDER: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on ‘dere, children.
It’s not easy coming from the National League to the American League. Ask Adam
Dunn. Or even Albert Pujols. I’m doing my best and I’m usually a slow starter
anyway. Things’ll turn around…

AUSTIN JACKSON: He’s right. Look at me! I’m doing well now.
And I’m sure that the other guys will turn it around any day now!

FAN #1: We want Granderson back!

FAN #2: Yeah, worst trade ever!

FAN #3: Keep striking out, Austin!

AUSTIN JACKSON: But…but I’m hitting over 30 points higher
than him. And playing better defense in center field. And striking out less…

DANNY WORTH: I’ve learned something today.

DON KELLY: Me too, dude. You’re never going to be able to
please ALL the fans, no matter what you do. People today live in the now and
want immediate results. They don’t care about last year, last week, or even
next week. Just now. Being rational has nothing to do with it anymore. They want to win every game and there’s nothing we can do about it
but do what we know. We know we’re going to struggle for time to time. But
there’s still over three-quarters of the season to go.

DANNY WORTH: Yeah. We know we’re gonna turn it around. We
just have to believe in ourselves, play as a team, and things will work
themselves out in the end. Just like last year. And the fans will come around,
too, eventually. Right, Ryan?

HAHAHA!!! Yeah, I just saw a bunch of stuff on Facebook where people were going crazy about letting go of Leyland. I'm not a huge Leyland fan, but people need to calm the heck down. I'm not convinced either that he won't be let go by the end of the season, but it's freaking 33 games into the season.

While we're at this game, I think the Patriots should have fired Belichick when they lost to the Bills in week 3 and weren't leading the division 20% of the way into the season....

Yeah, the best was when I came across the HUGE facebook page shortly after reading those comments and saw stuff that was even worse.

You took down the Magglio picture on your sidebar. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE...This site sucks. You betrayed Magglio. Always a Tiger! You are a crappy writer who rips off other sites, better sites, RABBLE, RABBLE, RABBLE...

Do Not Take This Blog Seriously.

The only thing I enjoy more than Detroit Tigers baseball is making fun of it and those that write about it. Most things you read here are meant in a humorous way. So do everyone a favor and lighten up. It's a joke. Oftentimes a bad one...

DesigNate Robertson was named after ex-Tiger pitcher, Nate Robertson and my hatred of his performances on the mound. He will be missed.

To those with an open mind and a sense of humor, I welcome you. Lets have some fun.