Sunday, 22 February 2015

18. When you go from a walk to a
run, the difference in speed is negligible

21. You’ve been told you’re “not
enjoying the world around you” because of your speedy ways

Too
right. You’re too busy staring at the ground to anticipate cracks or obstacles
– or looking ahead to navigate your way through the crowd in advance – to
appreciate the scenery. This is called being efficient. Some people might
like to try it sometime.

23. You always keep pace with the guide on walking tours

And curse
the dawdlers under your breath. Don’t they understand you have things to see
here?