By someone who's never seen it...

It can be an excruciating business. Or, in the case of Joe Nicolosi and his friend, Amanda, absolutely bloody hilarious.

You see, Amanda has never watched more than a few snippets of Star Wars, so Joe asked her to describe the plot, and recorded her explaining what she thought happened in the film.

What follows is a glorious stream-of-consciousness ramble that takes in everything from Chewbacca being a deformed Ewok calling Han “Hans Solo” and somehow merging the plots of all three films together.