Bad to Insult Your Ex–Worse When She’s Dating Local Mobster

Look, it always hurts when you get dumped, especially when your ex-girlfriend is a smoking hot playmate.

Trash her all you want in private, just don’t spout off to the press…like Nikolay Mihailov.

Don’t be surprised if you’ve never heard of Mihailov, not too many people outside of Europe have.

For the record, he’s the goalkeeper for the Bulgarian National soccer team…and the poor bastard who got dumped by playmate Nikoleta Lozanova (seen here below in all her total hotness).

This is about as SFW as this chick gets.

But don’t feel too bad for Mihailov–he’s already shacked up with another Bulgarian playmate.

Now for the lesson in humility–when your playmate girlfriend dumps your ass for a local godfather, best to keep your mouth shut when the press asks about it.

Or you can do what Mihailov did…and face the wrath of a pissed off mob boss.

“Mihailov allegedly joked to local media that if his new girlfriend was a Ferrari, Nikoleta must be a broken down Trabant from the old East Germany.”

A joke, yes, a bit harsh maybe (look at the pic above and judge for yourself), but probably not the best thing to say…and judging by Georgi “The Head” Stoilov’s reaction, he was a bit pissed.

“The next day, Mihailov woke to find that his Ferrari had suffered £17,000 worth of damage following an acid attack that had destroyed the car’s paintwork.”

In a bold move, Mihailov has challenged Stoilov to a duel…just kidding. He’s gone into hiding, afraid that what happened to his Ferrari will happen to him next. [Deadspin]

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