I like the spider or mouse theory.....that could explain why things happen for no reason. All of a sudden it’s where it’s supposed to be, and the next it’s on the floor where it’s not supposed to be…..been there…done that on more than one occasion….By the way, Don, where I’m from in the South, a goober is a peanut*...lol.

-- My grandpa used to say: "Y'all come back when you can....come after dinner, and leave before supper.."

If you need three screws – you will find two (etc)If something can fall and roll under something big, heavy and with a small gap – it willIf you move something with a cable attached – the cable will catch on somethingIf your power tool has a dust collection outlet – it will be just too big to go on the end of the hoseIf you have a certain type of wood that would suit a project – there will be just enough (‘till you ruin one bit!)

and . . . . If I put something down in plain view, it will disappear into the fourth dimension until my wife comes in and points at it!

Dust will fly towards the direction of your face, but only when you forgot to put on your safety glasses.Your wife will have the best ideas on how to make a particular difficult technique easier, just as soon as you have just finished said technique.You will run out of finish, about two thimble fulls before you complete the finish on your project.