FILE - In this July 24, 2013, file photol, Miami Dolphins guard Richie Incognito (68) and tackle Jonathan Martin (71) stand on the field during NFL football practice in Davie, Fla. Martin, the offensive tackle at the center of the Dolphins' bullying scandal, has been traded to the San Francisco 49ers. The Dolphins announced the deal Tuesday night, March 11, 2014, on the first day of NFL free agency. Martin's move cross country brings him back to the Bay Area to be reunited with his former Stanford coach, Jim Harbaugh. (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky, File)

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FILE - In this July 24, 2013, file photol, Miami Dolphins guard...

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Los Angeles Clippers coach Doc Rivers yells out instructions as his team plays the Golden State Warriors during the first half in Game 3 of an opening-round NBA basketball playoff series, Thursday, April 24, 2014, in Oakland, Calif. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

PORTLAND, OR - APRIL 27: James Harden #13 of the Houston Rockets reacts after being called for an offensive foul in the first quarter of Game Four of the Western Conference Quarterfinals against the Portland Trail Blazers during the 2014 NBA Playoffs at the Moda Center on April 27, 2014 in Portland, Oregon. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Steve Dykes/Getty Images)

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PORTLAND, OR - APRIL 27: James Harden #13 of the Houston Rockets...

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Magic Johnson, left, smiles as NBA Commissioner Adam Silver looks on while they watch the Los Angeles Clippers play the Oklahoma City Thunder in the first half of Game 4 of the Western Conference semifinal NBA basketball playoff series, Sunday, May 11, 2014, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

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NFL free agent Richie Incognito, Clippers head coach Doc Rivers, Houston guard James Harden and Magic Johnson could be part of a Donald Sterling monologue.

How can it get this guy to sell his team before next season, when players and coaches might boycott Clippers games?

Solution: Offer Sterling his own late-night TV show if he agrees to sell the Clippers.

The man loves the spotlight. He can't get that fix anymore by sitting courtside at NBA games, so he would jump at the chance to host a TV talk show.

"The Too Late Show With Donald Sterling." It would lure him out of the NBA, where he has been a festering boil for 33 years, and it would be a hit. Bad taste and idiocy are in vogue, like "Tosh.0," or "South Park," or C-SPAN.

If there's one thing Sterling showed in his CNN interview with Anderson Cooper, it's that this Donald is a fountain of outrageous buffoonery, a cluelessly riveting train wreck.

One renter called complaining that rats ate a hole in his wall. I went over and patched the hole with one of my NAACP humanitarian lifetime achievement plaques.

Any NBA fans here? How about the chutzpah of that league! They accuse me of racism, but how many Jews do you see out there on the court? Other than rabbi James Harden!

And what about that guy, Doc Rivers? Just what kind of doctor IS he? He says I'm a fraud? Hey, I want a second opinion! I know Doc's not a podiatrist, or he would have helped me get my foot out of my mouth!

Magic Johnson, how about that guy? Going from city to city, making love to every woman! Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe a man should stay home where he belongs and cheat on his wife right under her nose!

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't evict 'em! Look, I can't help it if women find me attractive. I met a young lady today who said she was crazy about my Bentley. I told her, "Wait 'til you see my car!"

-- Haslam said, "This is a hardworking, blue-collar town. This isn't Hollywood." Spoken like a blue-collar guy who clawed his way up the ladder of life, taking the meager billion dollars he inherited from his father and building it into an empire worth a billion dollars.

-- Memo to the Cal administration, and to all teams and schools with athletes under criminal investigation: Don't issue a statement saying, "We are cooperating fully with the investigation." That sounds kind of braggy.

-- Michael Samtells the media, "Thank God for you guys making this all a big deal, because it's going to make me an even better player." Then no-big-deal Sam signs with Oprah Winfreyto star in a multi-episode documentary of his quest to make the Rams, a project that has since been postponed. I'm confused. Sam's sexual orientation is a big deal, or it's not? I'm good either way, just let me know.

-- The Cleveland Cavaliers fire Mike Brownafter one season of his five-year, $20 million contract. He'll be richly rewarded for failure. Haslam is right, Cleveland isn't Hollywood. It's more like Wall Street.

-- Raiders defensive coordinator Jason Tarversays of top draftee Khalil Mack, "He can flip, move and run in space if we need him to." If linebacking doesn't work out, Mack could be a hell of an astronaut.