The smart-aleck suspect is wanted for five robberies at Chase and Sovereign branches in Queens and Manhattan between last June and December, police said.

In his New Year’s Eve robbery, the heavyset thief passed a teller a demand note in the Sovereign branch at Broadway and Catherine Lane, cops said.

The note read, “Put all 100s, 50s, 20s, no games, no one gets hurt. Let’s have a nice New Year.”

The teller handed $3,800 to the suspect.

A New Jersey man brutally attacked his girlfriend and destroyed the front door of her Chinatown apartment in two incidents, authorities said yesterday.

In the first attack, Niddal Mahmoud, 23, allegedly accosted his gal pal in her Elizabeth Street apartment near Grand Street at about 5 p.m. on Jan. 13.

Mahmoud allegedly pummeled and kicked her, then slashed her sofa and shattered her cellphone.

He returned the next day, kicked in her door and threatened to shoot her, cops said.

Mahmoud was captured two days later and charged with assault and criminal mischief, a DA spokeswoman said.

A boiling-mad woman cooking a meal became embroiled in a fight with her boyfriend and slashed him in Kips Bay, cops said yesterday.

Rhonda Martin, 30, for unknown reasons clashed with her boyfriend in the kitchen of their apartment on Second Avenue near East 25th Street at 2 p.m. last Saturday, cops said.

She grabbed a knife and slashed the victim, who needed 10 stitches.

Martin was arrested and charged with assault and weapon possession.

Brooklyn

A man spit blood in a cop’s face after assaulting a Flatbush bodega employee with a candy-storage bin, authorities said yesterday.

Richard Sibilly, 35, argued with the 25-year- old clerk who Sibilly claimed had shortchanged him on a purchase in the store at Flatbush and Bedford avenues at 5:45 p.m. Monday, sources said.

Sibilly picked up the bin and threw it at the employee, hitting him in the arm, cops said.

Another employee jumped in and scuffled with Sibilly, who apparently suffered injuries to his mouth and spit blood in the face of an officer trying to take him into custody, sources said. He was charged with assault, menacing and weapon possession.

Police are hunting for a gunman who shot a man dead in a Bedford-Stuyvesant housing project.

Cops responded to a 911 call reporting gunfire in the Tompkins Houses, at Tompkins Avenue near Stockton Street, at 3:30 p.m. Monday.

They found a 42-year- old man on the floor.

He had been shot five times, cops said, and was taken to Woodhull Hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Cops did not disclose the victim’s name pending family notification.

Staten Island

A restaurant worker was busted after he twice tried to force himself on a teen co-worker at an eatery in Woodrow, police said.