They did this to me... The took me in the car and I woke up with a bright pink leg that no longer had a knee that could bend... then they took the special leg off and I had heaps of string in my leg and it got really sore and itchy and then my leg got really really fat and squishy and I lost my ankle somewhere and they kept trying to put frozen peas on me??? Frozen Peas? I usually get frozen mixed vege's in my dinner and ice cubes in my water but for some reason they kept wanting to put frozen peas on my leg... it was cold and I didn't like it that much... like not at all! Sometimes I made them follow me around the house with frozen peas... I tried to do it long enough that the peas got warmer.

Whenever mum and dad left me during the day time they gave me lots of home made liver treats and I stuck my head through a plastic hole and all of a sudden I was there...in the middle with no where to go and no thumbs to help... I was in the cone of shame... it made me wonder why they didn't like me anymore so I tried to look really sad and made them feel bad too! When they left me alone I couldn't chew my normal stuff... I didn't get any kongs, no peanut butter and no chewy treats... So I had to find things to do... the hallway was tricky to turn around in because the walls got in the way, I couldn't get the shoes off the shoe rack anymore but I could side swipe all the buttons on the stereo and change all the settings and I could angle Darth Vader into my cone so I could chew the lightsabre. Tasted of red! Red tastes yum!

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Jeddah Awesome Pants

My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.I like long walks along the beach, spending time with family and loved ones and my bum being scratched.... Mmmmm... bum scratch.... I am also fond of cats. and cheese and bacon balls - I like chips & dip and corned beef.