Website tinkerer, adore all things CSS, HTML + PHP but tolerates C++. Digs Apache but can navigate an IIS environment. Knows how to find the IPv4 and how to update an MX record so I get annoyed when I get told to reboot the computer when I can't get Internet access.

Gets excited over spreadsheets and flowcharts. Partial to PC and Android over Apple products. Have an uncanny knack for reverse engineering pretty much anything. Double jointed, has a brown thumb, newbie cook. Driven, friendly, very easy going. Always up for constructive conflict but not a fan of drama or complicated.

I'm a horrible liar, which can be very bad in certain situations (like planning a surprise party or being pulled over by a cop who asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?").