96. You accidentally hit him in the balls.

Harry: You and Harry had gone out shopping for the day, you somewhat remained unseen, until someone on twitter leaked where you were. You went to leave Topshop and you got swarmed. You and Harry got lost immediantly. You were searching for him when a fan rammed you into somebody, and you whacked them good in the balls with you're bags. You knew by the next groan that it was Harry. You tried really hard not to laugh at Harry's pain as you sort of waddled out of the shops. Cup check!
Niall: You were in the transition of moving from your London apartment, to Ireland with Niall. Your house was in boxes, nd this was the first night in a long time you were sleeping alone. You had a rustle at your front door and you jolted out of bed. Someone was have been trying to break in. You grabbed the closest thing you could find, which turned out to be an alarm clock by your bed. You went downstairs and saw a figure rumaging threw your fridge you snuck up behind him and he turned around and grabbed you the only thing you could think about was hitting him in the groin, which you did. The figure fell to the floor as you went to turn the light on before you realised it was Niall. You apologised profusly, and laughed about the situation later.
Liam: You and Liam were having a dance off in your house, you were winning of course. You started dancing together when you accidentally kicked him in the balls. He shook it off and kissed your forehead as you tried to contain your laughter.
Louis: You and Louis constantly mucked about. You were always wrestling and tackling each other on the ground. One day when you were wrestling, you tried to hop out from under him and kneed him straight in the balls. He fell to the ground dramatically crying out "My jewels!"
Zayn: You and Zayn layed around on each other all the time. It was just how you were comfortable. Limbs tanged together, using him as a pillow. One day when you were laying on him, you rolled off and whacked him in the balls with your fist. The pain that is life.