Elegy to the In-Dash CD Player

The end is near for the in-dash CD player, my friends, and Chief Designer of Ford Interiors Michael Arbaugh is tickled by the prospect. He recently said that in-dash CD players can account for up to five pounds of additional weight and occupy valuable real estate. Apparently, interior designers are not too keen on CD players, so they will most likely be going the way of the 8-track and Cassette player. So, to honor the in-dash CD player, I've written an elegy.