The Gay Pride Dildo is really, really gay. And a dildo

You know the philosophy that you don’t know you want something until someone invents it? Well that’s how I feel about the Pride Dildo. Sure, we’re gay, so we all have a huge collection of realistic, skin-toned dildos. But those are for pussies. (Well, they can be.) How does a pinkish or brown dildo really let your sex partner know you’re absolutely, unabashedly gay, and not just some fly-by-night (gulp!) “bi-curious” wannabe? A Pride Dildo, that’s how!

Offered in both Long Dong and Thick Rick styles (both on sale for under $50), these rainbow-striped silicon penis replicas say, “I’m here, I’m queer, get lubed to it!” Best of all? … this is not an April Fool’s joke. Order it here. If you dare.