Thursday, April 13, 2006

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Do not feed your children Happy Meals for dinner and then catch the last 30 minutes of "Supersize Me" on the Independent Film Channel. Your regret will be massive, as massive as the ocean, as massive as the clogs in your children's arteries must be.

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Velma is, alas, a pseudonym. I live with my family on Cape Cod, where I attempt to successfully blend in with the normal folk. You'd never guess the darkness that lurks in my heart.
(Insert evil cackle and rubbing of hands together.)