It's too much in an Olympic year. Can we really cope with the news that there's to be a Farm Machine Championships 2013? A game depicting competitive events such asā?¦ potato planting?

Part of me wants to believe that products from the likes of PlayWay and Excalibur are a trick that's being played on me, an elaborate ruse to make me look silly because I thought Old Village Simulator 1962 and Camping Manager were real things. But that part of me knows it is wrong. And the rest of me desperately wants to share the trailer for Farm Machine Championships 2013 with you. And then see if I can start a war.