Howard: You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.Leonard: Kill me.Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

Howard: You gotta like this: the girlfriend.....the ex-girlfriend, bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty?(all but Leonard laugh)Leonard: Kill me!Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

Leonard: Does your family have a history of heart disease?Wolowitz: My family is the history of heart disease. There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this. [mimicks heart attack]

Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me.

Priya: Just because you're in bed Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?Leonard: If you could find a book called "Weird Sex With White Boys," I'd be OK with that.