- HI. WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF
BETWEEN TWO FERNS WITH ZACH GALIFIANAKIS.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW AND MY GUEST
TODAY IS SOMEONE NAMED BRADLEY COOPER.
- I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE IN A COMEDY MOVIE RIGHT NOW.
LET'S TALK COMEDY MOVIES.
I LOVE WEDDING CRASHERS.
SEEN IT THREE TIMES.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- WERE YOU IN THAT?
- YEAH.
- WHO'D YOU PLAY?
- I PLAYED SACK LODGE. HE WAS THE BAD
GUY IN THE MOVIE, OPPOSITE OF VINCE
VAUGHN. REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU I GAINED
LIKE TWENTY FIVE POUNDS FOR THE ROLE
BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU
WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT I COULD BE THE
BAD GUY TO JEREMY AND JOHN, THE
CHARACTERS THAT OWEN WILSON AND VINCE
VAUGHN PLAY. THIRTY FIVE YEAR OLD
DIVORCE LAWYERS AND FOR THEIR FREE TIME THEY LIKE TO CRASH WEDDINGS.
AND, AT ONE OF THE WEDDINGS THAT
THEY'RE CRASHING, OWEN'S CHARACTER--
- I THINK, UH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE WEDDING PLANNER.
- NO, THAT'S MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, WHO
I DID FAILURE TO LAUNCH WITH.
HE PLAYS A GUY, WHO ALSO THIRTY FIVE YEARS
OLD, WHO'S STILL LIVING AT HOME WITH
HIS MOM AND DAD, KATHY BATES AND TERRY BRADSHAW AND I PLAY DEMO--
- WHO GIVES A FUCK? NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
SO, YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA?
- YEAH. YEAH, I LIVE IN VENICE, CALIFORNIA.
- SO, YOU HANG OUT WITH A LOT OF SHOWBIZ TYPES?
- NO.
- IS FUCKING CARROT TOP BEHIND ME?
- NO.
HI, CARROT.
- HEY, WHAT'S UP?
- YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF DETAILS
MAGAZINE, WHICH IS A REALLY GOOD
PUBLICATION IF YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF
COLOGNE.
- [laughs]
- ALRIGHT.
[mimics his laugh]
WHY DO HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT?
- WHAT?
- WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ME?
- I'M NOT BEING MEAN, I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.
SO YOU HOSTED SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
- YEAH. THAT WAS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.
- WHOSE?
- [laughs]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
DID ELAYNE BOOSLER DROP OUT?
- COME ON, MAN.
- COME ON, MAN.
- ZACH.
- ZACH.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M READING MY NOTES.
- NO, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW I WAS INSECURE ABOUT THAT.
- WELL, MAN, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T SKATE
ON YOUR LOOKS ALONE.
- [laughs]
- IT'S NOT FUNNY.
[mimics his laugh]
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT MATTERS IS IN HERE.
YOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT INSIDE OF HERE.
- DON'T TOUCH ME.
- YOU NEED TO OPEN UP.
- ALRIGHT.
- HUH--
- I'M ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS.