christian:

on that kittens pic, why did you sign it as yourself? Right above "Every time you masturbate" it says christianzx right there. I am 100% sure that you didn't make the pic - I have here a version of the original:

I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life...
Ryan

you know if this was true it would be on every news station out there. You can bet the farm that some animal rightsactivits would have there nose so far up that ceos ass that he could not talk right. It's kinda funny hurt a cat or something and you don't hear the end of it. A kid goes to school and kills the kids there ya you here something about it but people don't do anything to stop it. If you are siting there saying ya right well think about this. WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING?????? Yes this makes me sick.

15%, 20%, 30%

Driftrider,

Actually it has more to do with the age of the Wildcat. Like a fine wine the older the Wildcat the stronger the kitty juice. It is sort of a feline fermintation process....the 15%, 20%, 30% is directly proportional to the number of lives remaining since last squeezing. See, its all very scientific.

fueling the fire

Hey: What about the old saying. [A cat has nine lives?] so it must directly proportional to the percentage of nitro "adrenaline" that
can be extracted from the subject feline.
(A) lazy house cat = 15%
(B) rural farm cat = 20 %
(C) deranged bobcat = 30 %

YIKES!!!! Remind me to NEVER be a troll! I don't want a visit from THAT kitty. Nice one Mark.

Logo

Mark,

I am suprised to see you have adopted the logo of a new fuel we are developing called Psyco-Kitty fuel. Psyco-Kitty is produced using only pure bred large fluffy white cats bent on taking over the world. We will have to discuss license agreements on this.

they can do lunch

Will trolls be on the menu?

Lunch Menu

Mark,

The White kitty only wants word domination she is not picky as to the menu. Your kitty seems to prefer trolls, so that will be fine. I suggest a fine milk selection, (something European I would think), to go with the trolls in question. How does your kitty like the trolls prepared, I know they are usually raw, but I suggest beatten, battered, then fried.