Nah, I'm an American. It's like being a 'merican, except I'm in college. I'm really a lot more like a Canadian, though. My friends who've been to Canada say that I seem like I fit there more so than here.

On two occasions, Quebec has voted to separate from the rest of Canada. The first vote was lost by a lot, but the second one was only lost by 0.1%. So Canada was damn close to losing a province. The ongoing joke in Canada is that all people from Quebec want to separate.

Oh, ok. I'm sorry, I probably should have known that. I thought you were making a joke about cutting down trees. It's a joke around here, primarily because of the Wolverine movie, that lumber is Canada's main industry.