That I was diagnosed with Breast Cancer at the age of 42, and had a partial mastectomy the day before my Birthday. The nurses said that day "Oh! Tomorrow is your Birthday you'll be "Cancer Free". And really all I thought was "Oh Yeah, Whoo Hoo, Happy Birthday to me". But they were right, it was the best Birthday Ever, and I was hope that day to celebrate."

awww. there's no such thing as "most unlucky." getting up and going to a job you hate is unlucky.
finding out you have adult-onset Epilepsy and can no longer drive to that job or work any job due to all of the meds you're suddenly prescribed to stop these out-of-nowhere seizures at the age of 42 and can't go to that job you hate. Unlucky.

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I have adult-onset epilepsy. I am here to answer any questions, offer hugs or whatever you need to the best of my disability.

I am a natural klutz, but one time that sticks out was when I was meeting my friends parents for the first time at their house which is on the side of a mountain. I decided to go for a walk after being warned not too...and I fell in a hole.