I hope Joe Buck isn't calling the Superbowl, because Fox is going
retarded with its pregame show (which I am announcing right now, I will
not watch. I would rather watch "Requiem For A Dream" while
inhaling jalapenos)

Why?

Fox will also create a Red Carpet arrival area for celebrities
attending the Super Bowl that will be hosted during the pre-game
telecast by American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest. Movie companies buying
in-game Super Bowl spots, as a value added by Fox, will be able to
parade its stars of upcoming movies on the Red Carpet and be asked a
question about the movie by Seacrest.