Looking for Comedy in the Republican World

Last night sociopathic, right-wing, hate-mongerer best-selling author Ann Coulter spoke before an overflow crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Amongst the many turds of wisdom she flung at the audience of over 1000 young, adoring activists:

Coulter on killing Bill Clinton: (Responding to a question from a Catholic University student about her biggest moral or ethical dilemma) “There was one time I had a shot at Clinton. I thought ‘Ann, that’s not going to help your career.'”

Coulter on the Supreme Court: “If we find out someone [referring to a terrorist] is going to attack the Supreme Court next week, can’t we tell Roberts, Alito, Thomas and Scalito?”

But… if I were to consistently “joke” about killing, say, President Bush, I’m pretty confident that not only would it generate hyperbolic outrage from those on the self-righteous right, it might also spur the interest of the Secret Service. In fact, even publicly joking about joking about assassinating Bush might be pushing the line. But Coulter, with an audience of millions, is permitted to frequently and publicly threaten the lives of public figures, openly musing how she might murder them with her own hands.

These types of violent, threatening harangues, if aimed at an average, private citizen, and coming from just some nutty neighbor, might be enough to prompt a police investigation, if not a court-ordered psychiatric evaluation. Yet Coulter is not only allowed to wander the streets unsupervised, she is lionized by our nation’s political elite, for abusive, harassing tirades that would not be tolerated from the bag-lady at your local ATM.

Furthermore, she repeatedly makes it clear that, far from merely targeting individual victims, her murderous contemplations are genocidal in scope. It was at a previous CPAC convention in 2002 that Coulter made her now infamous “quip” about executing liberals:

“We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they will turn out to be outright traitors.”

When confronted by Fox News host Alan Colmes, Coulter not only described the statement as “a huge hit with the audience,” she confirmed that her call for targeted executions was aimed at intimidating the broader liberal population.

Colmes: “You hate liberals. You despise liberals. This is unbelievable. We should execute them to make liberals scared?”

Coulter: “Right. Right!”

Coulter’s fatal attraction towards American liberalism is nothing short of stalking, and should be treated as such. But if federal authorities under Bush refuse to take seriously even a threat against an ex-President, we’re obviously going to have to rely on local authorities for personal protection.

That’s why I intend to seek a restraining order in King County District Court, ordering Coulter to cease her harassing conduct, and barring her from contacting or surveilling me and from coming within 100 yards of me or my place of work or residence. And I encourage all other registered Democrats, or otherwise self-identifed liberal or left-leaning Americans, to join me by filing for similar restraining orders in their own local jurisdictions.

Now I’m sure that Coulter might contest that we are overreacting to her attempts at humor, and of course, she would certainly be free to do so… in thousands of local courtrooms scattered throughout the nation, and at great personal expense of time and money.

But to silently do nothing as Coulter and others continue to transmiteliminationist rhetoric into mainstream political discourse, not only invites further threats of violence… it also invites action.

I am glad this AIDS-infested crack whore is out there spewing her garbage. It shows the right wingers for what they really are. And of course, while she’s free to say what she wants, she and those of her ilk have to face consequences. Speaking of violence, too bad about all those churches in Alabama being burned!

I’m unwilling to support public funding of elections because too much of that funding goes to radio and TV, media sources that abuse their broadcast agreement with show hosts like Coulter, O’Reilly, Flush Limpballs, Hannity, Larson and the lesser right wing hate mongers. We can direct public funds for candidates’s use on office expenses, mailers, staff, etc. But, when buying airtime, funds go to corrupt media outlets who daily present hours of bias view and condemn contrary view, then the unjust advantage remains and is further funded.

Ann Coulter should be tied up to a stake and burnt. Ha ha. Just kidding. Whenever Ann Coulter dies, of natural causes, let’s all have a party! We can pee on her grave! Or, drive a wooden stake into it to make sure she’s good and dead. Ha Ha. Funny! Singing, Ding Dong, the bitch is dead. Which ol bitch? The wicked bitch. Ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead! Hi Ho, the merry-o, sing it high, sing it low, ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead.

Why wait til she’s dead? I’ve got a wooden stake that I’ll contribute to the cause right now! It’s a beaut — a 6-foot-long 4×4 with a sharpened and fire-hardened end. And I’ve got a maul to drive it with.

Ann knows the Lefty’s have no sense of humor and enjoy being outraged. She is merely giving you a focal point for your hate. Folk Marxists require outlets for their venom. Goldy hasn’t had sex for so long, I think he is kind of sweet on Ann….perhaps day-dreaming (and night-dreaming) about getting her in the sack. I don’t think Ann is into mercy F*cks Goldy. There is probably some hairy-legged Moonbat Hippy Girl out there somewhere for you Goldy. Go harvest one.

It’s past time to get rid of the professional wingers. Rufus, JCH, MTR aren’t contributing anything constructive to this discussion. Goldy, you are killing your blog by continuing to allow anything goes.

I declare today day 1 of the Ban JCH initiative. I call upon all lefteys and sane rightists that we dump this dumbass. Righteys: He makes you look bad, yes? Comment by TheDeadlyShoe— 2/11/06 @ 4:07 pm Why not also ban Roger Rabbit and his 112 different identities? Hot rhetoric is ok if you agree with him huh Shoe?

I declare today day 1 of the Ban JCH initiative. I call upon all lefteys and sane rightists that we dump this dumbass. Righteys: He makes you look bad, yes? Comment by TheDeadlyShoe— 2/11/06 @ 4:07 pm Why not also ban Roger Rabbit and his 112 different identities? Hot rhetoric is ok if you agree with him huh Shoe?

HEY DJ SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU LIKE POWDER SOAP BECAUSE IT TAKES LONGER TO PICK UP WHEN YOU DROP IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.HOW IS THE BIKE THING WORKING OUT ILL BET THERE ARE A LOT OF HAPPY BIKE RIDERS OUT THERE ASSHOLE MAYBE YOU CAN START CHARGING.

I declare today day 1 of the Ban JCH initiative. I call upon all lefteys and sane rightists that we dump this dumbass. Righteys: He makes you look bad, yes? Comment by TheDeadlyShoe— 2/11/06 @ 4:07 pm Why not also ban Roger Rabbit and his 112 different identities? Hot rhetoric is ok if you agree with him huh Shoe?

Ummm…you are incorrect, Jackass…Roger Rabbit does not use multiple identities. (He has changed identies over time, but he uses one at a time, and he has exclusively used “Roger Rabbit” for quite a spell—1/2 year or so).

Geez…you wingnut newbies are such stooopid fucks!

“Hot rhetoric is ok if you agree with him huh…?”

I’d rather read 100 Roger Rabbit posts than one dumbfuck wingnut post. This is, after all, a liberal blog. What part of liberal blog don’t you understand, dipshit?

A Muslim leader behind a mass rally in London yesterday gave a warning of “fire throughout the world” if the West continues to publish cartoons of Mohammed. At the protest in Trafalgar Square, attended by 5,000 Muslims, there were no arrests and none of the inflammatory placards or costumes seen at last weekend’s demonstrations. [Time to REV up the ICBMs and B-52s. The Japs quit after two. I think maybe an even dozen would shut up the towel heads!]

Actually, while I occasionally find some of the other wingnuts literally painfully dumb or personally offensive, I can at least stand them, and most of them at least attempt some sort of discussion on the topic at hand. JCH and his ilk are are just jerking off all over the blog.

I can understand and appreciate some creative name-calling and stuff, but these guys are just ignorant jerks. You’ll see this happen when the comment thread starts to get somewhere and enhance and expand on Goldy’s post.

Then these righty morons come in and drag down the level of the threads. How many thousands of politically undecided people take a look at this blog and see these ignorant white trash bugheads just romping all over this blog with bugheaded zeal? Then they read uSP and anyone who disagrees is promptly banned by “Stuffon Sharpeiski”.

I can understand and appreciate some creative name-calling and stuff, but these guys are just ignorant jerks. You’ll see this happen when the comment thread starts to get somewhere and enhance and expand on Goldy’s post.

Then these righty morons come in and drag down the level of the threads.

Here’s a nice piece about our own Richard Pope, form the Seattle Times endorsement of Gregoire for Attorney General:

Republican Richard Pope lacks the experience to be considered a serious challenger. He is a 34-year-old Shoreline family-law attorney best known for suing his alma mater, the University of Washington. He challenged the UW’s collection of Social Security for its employees and his own assessment for out-of-state tuition. He eventually lost on appeal and still owes the state $8,000 in costs assessed against him.

Goldy could post some rules of commentary and those who abuse the rules get banned. It’s OK to note the pointy, 12 inch somewhat cranium shaped object sliding in and out of Rufus’ anal cavity, because saying that in no way DETRACTS from Rufus’ commentary. Rufus commentary rarely rises to this level let alone exceed it.

I have no problem with the government selling off land. They are the largest landholder in the US and I am all for making a profit. In today’s environmentally conscious atmosphere, I would be surprised if that sold land changed its look much, unless they sell to a strip-miner…

Actually, I think if you read HA, you can see that I clearly do fear for my personal safety due to the violent, extremist rhetoric coming from people like Ann Coulter. A court may deny my request for a restraining order, but they’ll have a damn hard time establishing that this is frivolous.

I mean, if Lori Sotelo made a good faith effort, then certainly I have as well.

I DIDN’T PAY UP, BECAUSE I DIDN’T OWE THE MONEY. IT WAS A BLATANT LIE BY THAT PATHETIC UNPRINCIPLED LIAR CHRISTINE GREGOIRE. AT ONE POINT, THE WASHINGTON STATE SUPREME COURT HAD ASSESSED $5,206.17 IN COSTS AGAINST ME ON 02/16/1994, WHEN THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON SUCCESSFULLY APPEALED THE JUDGMENT THAT I HAD WON IN KING COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT. ON THAT SAME DAY OF 02/16/1994, GREGOIRE’S OFFICE MOVE FOR THE STATE SUPREME COURT TO RECALL ITS DECISION, AND CLARIFY ITS RULING. THE STATE SUPREME COURT GRANTED THIS REQUEST ON 05/12/1994. GREGOIRE’S OFFICE FORGOT TO RE-SUBMIT ITS REQUEST FOR COSTS WITHIN 10 DAYS OF 05/12/1994, AS REQUIRED BY THE RULES OF APPELLATE PROCEDURE. SO THE FINAL RESULT WAS THAT NO COSTS WERE AWARDED BY THE STATE SUPREME COURT. THE MATTER WENT BACK TO KING COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT. GREGOIRE’S OFFICE AND MY ATTORNEYS ENTERED AN AGREED FINAL JUDGMENT ON 11/28/1994, SAYING THAT NEITHER PARTY OWED THE OTHER PARTY ANY COSTS.

THAT IS WHERE EVERYTHING STOOD, UNTIL I HAD THE AUDACITY TO FILE AGAINST GREGOIRE FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL IN 1996. GREGOIRE TOLD ALL OF THE NEWS MEDIA THAT I OWED THIS $5,206.14 IN COURT COSTS, PLUS 12% PER ANNUM INTEREST. SOMETHING LIKE $7,000 BY THE TIME OF THE NOVEMBER 1996 ATTORNEY GENERAL RACE. I SAID THIS WAS INCORRECT, BUT NONE OF THE NEWS MEDIA BELIEVED ME.

AFTER ALL WAS SAID AND DONE, I WENT TO COURT AGAINST GREGOIRE ON APRIL 1, 1997 TO HAVE THIS MATTER RESOLVED. EVEN THOUGH GREGOIRE HAD PONTIFICATED AGAINST ME BACK WHEN SHE WAS SEEKING RE-ELECTION, SHE FAILED TO SEND ANYONE FROM HER OFFICE TO APPEAR IN COURT OR FILE ANY PAPERS IN OPPOSITION TO MY MOTION. THE MATTER WAS HEARD BY THE HONORABLE WILLIAM DOWNING ON APRIL 1, 1997, AND HE RULED THAT I DID NOT OWE ANY OF THIS MONEY. THE COURT DOCKET ENTRY FOR THE JUDGMENT WAS REMOVED.

SEVERAL DAYS AFTER THIS HEARING, ONE OF GREGOIRE’S ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERALS (DAVID H. GREEN, WBSA # 26360 — NO LONGER WORKING FOR THE AG’S OFFICE, BY THE WAY) CALLED ME UP, AND CLAIMED THAT HIS OFFICE HAD SOMEHOW MISPLACED THE MOTION PAPERWORK, AND THAT WAS WHY THEY DID NOT RESPOND TO THE APRIL 1, 1997 HEARING. I TOLD MR. GREEN THAT HE STILL HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO FILE A MOTION FOR RECONSIDERATION (COURT RULES ALLOW UP TO 10 DAYS AFTER THE HEARING), OR TO APPEAL (30 DAYS AFTER THE HEARING), IF HE DISAGREED WITH MY MOTION OR WITH JUDGE DOWNING’S DECISION. NEEDLESS TO SAY, GREGOIRE’S OFFICE DID NOT DO ANYTHING FURTHER WITH THIS MATTER, SINCE IT WAS CLEAR THAT I DID NOT OWE THIS MONEY AND THAT IT WAS JUST A POLITICAL STUNT BY GREGOIRE TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

AGAIN, CHRISTINE GREGOIRE IS A PATHETIC UNPRINCIPLED LIAR. I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEND YOU THE COURT PAPERWORK WHICH DOCUMENTS THIS.

I was a little ANGRY — in fact DAMNED ANGRY, but I am not a nut. Every word in my posting @ 82 (or whatever number it ends up being) is true, and I have the court documents to prove it. I also have a video tape where TVW recorded the debate Christine Gregoire and I had before the Seattle Post-Intelligencer Editorial Board on October 8, 1996, where Gregoire accuses me of this, and I insist that she is wrong. One of the members of the P-I editorial board asks Gregoire why her office didn’t do anything about this alleged debt for over two years, until I decided to run against her.

I am not self-aggrandizing either. I simply accepted Judge Downing’s decision in my favor on April 1, 1997 as justice accomplished. I didn’t call up all the media and call Gregoire a liar — unlike what she had done to me months earlier when I was challenging her re-election. Of course, Gregoire never issued an apology for telling a false story about this non-existent alleged debt.

Why should I run against Gregoire? I already did it twice (1996 & 2004). I have done my part. I am happy to let other folks run against her now. Frankly, her pathetic lie about my non-existent debt is one of Gregoire’s smaller sins. The only reason I brought it up was in response to BellTowner happening to believe it after dredging the lie up on an internet search about me.

What’s the big deal? You don’t expect me to scratch it with my hind leg, do you? Try scratching your ass with your left foot, just to see if you can do it. Better yet, try picking your ass with your teeth. Hey! — while you’re at it — give yourself an anal tongue job. Asshole.

Hey Richard I see you’re on-line. Question for ya, good buddy. Can you give us a status update on your PDC complaint against Gregoire? Has your complaint been summarily dismissed as “devoid of merit” yet, or is that scheduled for Monday?

I have a better idea. If your PDC complaint against Gregoire doesn’t result in any fines or violations being imposed against her, you push JCH in front of a train. Just kidding. No, wait, I’m serious. Wait, no, I’m joking. Wait … you figure out whether I’m serious or not.

How about this choice? If Gregoire gets fined, my cats have free run of the Governor’s Mansion for a week. http://www.soundpolitics.com/archives/003859.html If Gregoire doesn’t get fined, I push JCH in front of a Thomas the Tank Engine train set.

In the August, 1999 issue of ,”Investment Banker Digest”, I have here a direct quote from one of their articles: ” State Street ( Bank ) has been a major financial backer to the Cato Institute, the libertarian think tank that has endorsed full-scale privatization of Social Security, with Cato officials even calling for a sale of federally owned parks to pay for the costs if necessary.”

This is the REAL reason for the sale of the public lands. It’s not to “help the rural counties” as the lying neo-con fascists claim, but is instead to pay the costs of the privatization of Social Security, which that pea-brained ass from Texas, George W. Bush, just stuck in the federal budget — whether the American people want it or not!

Now , watch. After this comment, which adds some real information to the federal land sale and a hot button like social security, the trolls will bury the idea in a shitstorm of low-brow “commie” accusations and such and a little bit down the thread we’ll be discussing their antics and not the sale of federal land and the reason for it.

That’s why these paid trolls are ruining your blog , Goldy. The last thing the Republican agenda can stand is the light of day.

It will take a bit for the trolls to cope with these new concepts I’ve introduced. But the next phase will be a troll adopting a somewhat ridiculous intellectual air and laying down some assinine masking comment about the chidden scheme to pay for SOCIAL SECURITY PRIVATIZATION. Then the JCH band of fellow travelers will bury the whole idea in a shitstorm of crapola. It’s not a random attack on you ,Goldy, that just happens. It’s a planned and very effective campaign to derail your blog.

Richard– These Lefty’s would rather live in a paralyzed state of perpertual paranoia….you know, worry about little men in suits tapping their phones, stalking them & stuff like that than face up to the fact that one of their’s (Gregoire) would abuse her office to go after her opponent like she did with you. I saw your debate way back when. It was an eye-opener and lead to my total contempt for Gregoire. Rossi should have used your story in an 11th Hour hitpiece. Had he done so, he would be Governor today. Abuse of power doesn’t sit well with anyone (R’s and D’s) with the exception of HA Bloggers.

“We can’t think of a president who has gone to the American people more often than George W. Bush has to ask them to forget about things like democracy, judicial process and the balance of powers — and just trust him. We also can’t think of a president who has deserved that trust less.

“This has been a central flaw of Mr. Bush’s presidency for a long time. But last week produced a flood of evidence that vividly drove home the point.”

re 132: “Take things away from you”. You mean like selling the national parks to pay for privatizing Social Security? That kind of “taking away”?

Like sending your sons and daughters to die in an oil war designed to enrich the people occupying the White House. That kind of “taking away”?

Like losing $9 BILLION dollars in Iraq. Poof! $9 billion! It’s gone Why? Because while liberal intellectuals are thinking about it, George and his buddies are acting on it. Sorry! We lost $9 Billion, but look at that Kofi Anan.

Neo-Cons are ripping us all off and ruining the country and when a reasonable politician comes along and says rich people and corporations have to pay their share for the common good, then it’s thios crap about the “TAKING AWAY”.

Neo-Cons are doing all the stealing and taking away and , one way or the other, this will be reversed.

“you know, worry about little men in suits tapping their phones, stalking them & stuff like that than face up to the fact that one of their’s (Gregoire) would abuse her office to go after her opponent like she did with you”

Soooo … you think Gregoire taking apart Hapless Richard in a public debate for a political office is equivalent to the President of the United States ordering illegal surveillance of American citizens and the Republican Congress threatening librarians with felony convictions and prison sentences if they tell their library patrons that Bush’s KGB wants to know what books they’re reading?

Hey Bothell, if Richard doesn’t want to get beat up in a political debatre, it’s easy, all he has to do is not run for attorney general or governor. He shouldn’t anyway, because Richard just isn’t ready for the big time. For that matter, he isn’t ready for the small time, either.

Roger and Gang here is comedy from the far left. We need to learn a new word: dhimmitude. I’ve written about dhimmitude periodically, lo, these many years since September 11, but it takes time to sink in. Dhimmitude is the coinage of a brilliant historian, Bat Ye’or, whose pioneering studies of the dhimmi, populations of Jews and Christians vanquished by Islamic jihad, have led her to conclude that a common culture has existed through the centuries among the varied dhimmi populations. From Egypt and Palestine to Iraq and Syria, from Morocco and Algeria to Spain, Sicily and Greece, from Armenia and the Balkans to the Caucasus: Wherever Islam conquered, surrendering dhimmi, known to Muslims as “people of the book [the Bible],” were tolerated, allowed to practice their religion, but at a dehumanizing cost.http://www.washingtontimes.com.....-3900r.htm

The party of cut and run, Yeo, is the Republican Party. Name one war where the Democrats cut and run. You can’t, because there isn’t one. It’s common knowledge ,and always has been, that Republicans start wars and Democrats finish them. You act as if you are standing on some historical pinnacle of achievement. You’re fooling yourself! Grenada and Panama don’t count as crowning acievements of military might.

The biggest brag I’ve heard on Grenada is that there were,”…more Cubans there than you think!” Oh, really!! Well, I think we could have scared them just as bad by sending over Ricky Ricardo and having him sing, “Baba-Lou”!

How ya doing on keeping YOUR fucking money, MTR? Still paying $1 a gallon for gas? Are your electric rates back down to pre-Enron levels? How about your heating bill? Cost of food? Ready to pay the interest on what Bush has added to the national debt? You’ll be lucky to hang onto one fucking dime at the rate the Republican Big Spenders are burning through your money.

Back when we were only paying interest on Reagan’s national debt, the interest exceeded ALL the income taxes paid by individuals! And that was NOTHING compared to what the interest will be like when we get back to normal interest rate levels and the bill comes due on what Bush and the Republican Big Spenders have added to the debt. Let’s see, 6 percent on $8 trillion is $480 billion a year — and that’s just for INTEREST, no principal. Much of it going to China, so they can use MTR’s money to steal American jobs.

No problem though, Bush knows that neither the debt nor interest will ever be paid, because Armageddon is just around the corner. The Rapture is coming! We are all going to DIE, so there’s nothing to worry about.

HEY WINGNUTS — IF BUSH REALLY THINKS HIS DOMESTIC SURVEILLANCE IS LEGAL, WHY DID HE LIE ABOUT IT? AND WHY DID HIS ATTORNEY GENERAL LIE ABOUT IT, TOO?

“Mr. Gonzales’s own dedication to the truth is in considerable doubt. In sworn testimony at his confirmation hearing last year, he dismissed as ‘hypothetical’ a question about whether he believed the president had the authority to conduct warrantless surveillance. In fact, Mr. Gonzales knew Mr. Bush was doing just that, and had signed off on it as White House counsel.”

HEY WINGNUTS … HERE’S SOME MORE COMMENTARY ABOUT THE GOP’S NAZI GOVERNMENT:

“According to numerous news reports, the majority of the Gitmo detainees are neither members of Al Qaeda nor fighters captured on the battlefield in Afghanistan. The National Journal reported last week that many were handed over to the American forces for bounties by Pakistani and Afghan warlords. Others were just swept up. The military has charged only 10 prisoners with terrorism. Hearings for the rest were not held for three years and then were mostly sham proceedings.”

You know, I took a look around the “blogosphere,” and there is no one by the initials JCH posting on any political blogs except Suck Politics and this one. There are a number of right-wing (read: criminal) Hawai’ian blogs and nary a peep from anyone on any of them, actually.

Conclusions? The obvious: JCH hasn’t even set a foot in Hawai’i, unless you count the spunk he’s imagined depositing on young surfer dudes (but which ends up on his own sheets). More to the point, he posts all day every day. Say hi to Kevin Carns!

We all know Kevin Carns is JCH, Mr. Cynical, Momus Pompous Assus, Janet S, Mark the Redneck, several other Marks, prr, jaybo, Chardonnay, and a dozen or more other aliases — and that he’s paid by the BIAW to post this slag.

For all the brave talk by wingnuts of killing off their perceived enemies, they actually do damned little killing. They prefer to hire others to do their killing for them, so they don’t have to risk getting their little pink asses scratched.

167, RR, Who is Kevin Carns and why should I care? Why do you care about these other posters? Do they make you feel inferior? Do they make you feel small? Do they laugh at you? Do you have a life other than posting on HA? Simple questions…………….

â€œWe need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they will turn out to be outright traitors.â€ [Question: Do you think John Walker and his parents [Marin County, Ca] are Republicans or Democrats? [hehe]]

THE leader of one of Africa’s poorest countries paid more than £100,000 in cash towards a £169,000 hotel bill run up by his entourage during last year’s United Nations summit in New York, according to court documents obtained by The Sunday Times [Crack, King Cobra, and a wad of $100 bills! He be one bad ass black Democrat MOFO!!! hehe]

Kevin Carns is a BIAW-paid enemy of American democracy. Why do I care whether rightwing liar-thugs take over my country? Because history teaches us what happens when ordinary people fail to oppose evil:

Ann Coulter says she wants to kill us. Why shouldn’t we take her seriously? If she makes threatening moves against us, why shouldn’t we take her out? As you Republicans would say — shoot first, ask questions later. Explain, please, why we should let you murder us.

Nice try Mr Castrati. But the left has been making threats against the president for years. From may 2004:

Comparing Bush and his family to the Corleones of “Godfather” fame, Air America host Randi Rhodes reportedly unleashed this zinger during her Monday night broadcast: “Like Fredo, somebody ought to take him out fishing and phuw. ”

Rhodes then imitated the sound of a gunshot.

In “Godfather II,” Fredo Corleone is executed by brother Michael at the end of the film.

Bob@#193: I have no problem with Bob’s bedroom either. Only God is a witness to that. I am somewhat curious thought. You mentioned experimentation with both sexes. Tell me how you could choose another man’s ass over the sweet vagina of a woman? If you are so into asses, are you saying a woman’s ass doesn’t cut it? You prefer a hairy man’s ass to the soft one of a woman?

My issue is with your “Strange” friends who want to normalize gay life styles in elementary schools. I draw the line and become angry. Does your smelly brown stained condom understand my anger?

I’ll never forget listening to Rush Limbaugh shortly after Clinton got elected. I was amazed at what I heard. Along with Rush’s constant refrain that Clinton would drive the economy into the toilet (heh heh) he fielded a number of phone calls – mostly from adoring military fans – where they openly spoke of assassinating the commander in chief. Now, Rush whines every day when somebody takes a verbal pot shot at “his” President.

re 197 : You’d just say something was wrong with the tape — that it’d been doctored. You forgot to shuck and jive on your last comment. Don’t let this happen again or your “Puddin’head Wilson” license will be revoked!

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