Me too? I have tons of ideas but know nothing about how Uncyclopedia/Wikipedia code works... I needses le help! Otherwise it's back to Kitten Huffing for me... O.o
--Noremakk 23:19, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

I changed it, although it never was longer than 55 X's (even including a datestamp). There are even 55 X's at my sig page for comparison to prove it. I added my name though, which I was admittedly in violation of. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 00:09, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I was reading your bio on the AAN page, and I saw that you were 13 years old. If your "not joking" is to be taken seriously, then I can assume you're still young, and that's really cool. I'm 14, so I've felt a little out of place, but I'm glad to know that someone else young is trying. Also, no hard feelings about your against vote on HowTo:Beat the Odds. Cheers.-SirLjlego, GUNVFHFIYCWotMSGWHotMPWotMAotMEGAEDMANotM+ (Talk) 22:54, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

/me gives Mhaille "the look." Yeah, I wasn't joking, I am 13. But it's great that you don't get pissed at people who Against you; I know I did when I started out. Just keep writing and sooner or later you'll write a hit. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 23:20, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Because you hate people who hate the old Contents, I award you with The anti-anti-contents flamewarriors, the Anti-anti-Contents award. This is more of an honor than that other award going around. So there.

to say SQUIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where you been? --KATIE!! 04:15, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

KATIE!! Nowhere much. Dropping in and out, voting for things on VFH, but not writing much at all anymore. I'm more on Wikipedia nowadays, mostly. How have you been? --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 06:08, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

You're wasted on Wikipedia. They have bots to do that work. -- 05:26, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Glad to see you've volunteered! Now's your chance to sign up for your preferred Category, whichever that may be. Head over to the project page and put your name down where you want it. Thanks in advance. I'll be keeping in touch over the course of the competition, so stay tuned and feel free to hit me up on my talk page should you need to. SirENeGMA(talk)GUNWotMPLS 16:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

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Secondly, the writing stuff. Disregard this if it's illegal and whatnot, but anyway: Regarding your comments on the judging page, when I made the rewrite I was unaware that the actual Russian Roulette article was in such a sorry state, but I noticed the recently created HowTo on recent changes, so I took a stab at it. However, User:TheLedBalloon noticed the same article, which brought up an even bigger conundrum. However, this conundrum might propose a solution to our qualms: while my article was a complete rewrite, his stuck to the original idea of the HowTo. At the end of the contest, both of ours can go into the mainspace later on, with mine as the HowTo (since it has more of a HowTo feel to it, know-what-I'm-sayin'?) and him as the bare bones Russian Roulette. Does that make you understand better, and stuff? --T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the cookie :). Your plan sounds good, though you'd have to ask TheLedBalloon about it first. Your comments aren't illegal, unless you're trying to get me to change my judging, in which case a bribe must be sent to both me and ENeGMA. I think he'll accept obscure indie rock CDs; I just want cupcakes. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 04:52, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Clueless newbie speaking ;) I was just wondering if Uncyclopedia has a "How-to" section. I thought there was one, but I can't seem to find a link. Can you send me one? Thanks :) Horses4Ever 02:04, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bunch :) Actually, I do have one more question... with talk pages here, are you supposed to reply on your talk page, or on the sender's talk page? On wikiHow, we always reply on the sender's talk page, but here it seems different. So, I'm a little confused :P Horses4Ever 20:11, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

It rather depends upon the person. I personally don't care. Etiquette in general dictates that wherever the original message is posted should be where the conversation plays out. That's what I do.-SirLjlego, GUNVFHFIYCWotMSGWHotMPWotMAotMEGAEDMANotM+ (Talk) 20:13, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay then :) I'll try to get in the habit of replying where the conversation starts, then. Though this may take some getting used to... ;) Horses4Ever 01:55, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

To make it easier, you should add any talk page you post on to your watchlist. You can either click the "watch" tab at the top of the page, or click "My Preferences," go to "Watchlist," and check "Add Pages I edit to my watchlist." That'll add any page, but it'll make it easier in the long run. Now..../me hides before Squiggle eats me.-SirLjlego, GUNVFHFIYCWotMSGWHotMPWotMAotMEGAEDMANotM+ (Talk) 01:58, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

You used to be the user with a bazillion of symbols, right? How did you change everything. I ask this because I, too, am considering changing my Username and have asked for your expert advice. •••Necropaxx(T){~} 21:12, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!For Choosing DiplomacyCainad is glad that we could reach a diplomatic solution to this issue:you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you.

Seriously though, thanks. It's nice to know that after writing over twenty articles,people will eventually feature one just to stop you from whining!(That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.)

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Don't let it get you down! Goodness, mein Herr, when I was down on inspiration, I did a few quickie articles and they made it, by gum! You could too! You told me about the comeback HowTo, and I made one. You should too! Come on, it's really easy, and we miss your writing.-SirLjlego, GUNVFHFIYCWotMSGWHotMPWotMAotMEGAEDMANotM+ (Talk) 02:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

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My Good Squiggle,
Having read your resume and realising your astounding merits at such an age, I do formally request to be adopted by you, given my current status as a "noob", as is the common vernacular. Any assistance you are willing to provide would be most appreciated, as I only recently joined after a bit of ghost editing on Dance Dance Revolution, which I presumed too good an idea to let stagnate. So, in conclusion, thank you for reading this, and a response would be most appreciated.
The Cake is a Lie,
DaVaRo 03:46, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, I can't really help you. There aren't any admins present in the IRC right now. My only advice would be: plead to somebody who can help you more-so than e|m|c (namely, everybody). Cheers! --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 06:52, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

After being notified of your situation Squiggles, I have placed the last hostmask you used on the exception list. If that does not work, please figure out what your hostmask (which is not your IP address, please don't give me your IP address) and let me know what it is. However, it will hopefully work without you having to give me your hostmask. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 02:40, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

I can't believe it; You of all people would be responsible for getting one of my articles deleted! Personally I thought this one was closer to VFH than deletion... But if you don't think so I'll hear you out. Assuming you are familiar with ODB, can you tell me what you found wrong with it??? And if possible, bring it back? I liked it. --So So 06:05, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

MadMax restored it to my user space and I slapped it back on the mainspace. If you still don't like it put it on VFD to be put to a fair trial. Or if you just plain have a vendetta against ODB that you have to take out on something you can VFD the other (inferior) article about him, Radagast. (btw, the two were once merged but I had them separated because the writing styles are too different). --So So 07:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

What's wrong with being satirical? I am not putting a chicken in Mars! --210.213.69.246 07:50, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I'm going to have to ask you to stop reverting to an older version of the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article. It isn't improving the article or making it any funnier. You haven't done anything worthy of a ban, but at this point I'd recommend that you quit before it comes to something like that. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 07:50, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

There is a fine line between being satirical and being stubborn and unfunny. Also, there is a not-very-fine line between putting a chicken in Mars and constantly reverting the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article to a not very funny version. If you continue you will most likely be banned. ----§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 07:55, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

I appreciate your concern over the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article. If I were you, I would be double sided and open minded and not just concentrate over the reverting issue. Anyway, it is not I who first reverted. I am doing this in good faith and just doing a political satire not a useless junk and full of non-sense. Please don't judge me as a vandal and I am just creating a better "spoof" to Gloria. Thanks! --210.213.69.246 08:01, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

I believe this user is the same one as the one who "took ownership" of the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article. This IP is dead and doesn't have the same subnet as the aforementioned, but if you take a quick look at its edits it is identical and his smartass remarks in the talk pages has an uncanny resemblance.

Even his comments in the 210.213.69.246 talk page is quite a coincidence.

This guy took ownership of the article that was this dude's version and is now being pee reviewed. You can compare the versions if you go way back in the creation of the article. It was not his.

It's really a mystery why this guy is doing this after a 2 year hiatus. He just appeared out of nowhere and did a revert war, and messing up the Philippine articles.

This is the common denominator on this IP and the one that I'm talking about: they both became active in the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article almost the same time and did the same exact edits. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 13:09, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

What can I say to one of the most Wikipedian of us Uncyclopedians? I suppose thank-you would suffice. Though you don't write here nearly as much as you should, I'm glad to see you back and at least marginally active. I remember when I was young, I was so thrilled to have someone "my age" on Uncyclopedia. Little did I know that the Mhaille's were the real scarcity. So thanks for your vote, which led to my +sysop. Toodles.-SirLjlego, GUNVFHFIYCWotMSGWHotMPWotMAotMEGAEDMANotM+ (Talk) 04:25, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

<Emperor> is penis not wank sorry if bad
<Emperor> how can you do penising
<Emperor> uncyclopaedia is good good , continue in it pleas
<Emperor> i were LOLZORZ
<Emperor> why lolzers
<Emperor> is he racsist?
<Emperor> he vote me march gob shite ?
<Emperor> sorry to every body for myself
<Emperor> quitting ok ?
<Emperor> good good bye bye !!!
<Emperor> no joking !!
<Emperor> why are any body not texting
<Emperor> emperor an lolzorz are owned by some one else
<Emperor> some body text sir squiggle i am exiting Canada

Hello, Squiggle, and welcome to Freenode! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy abusing the network here and being a general nuisance! Please use a fake name when abusing non-existent rooms. This will automatically produce a network staffer to pwn you.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{cabbage}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! •Spang•☃•talk•06:33, 04 Mar 2008

Also, I'm glad your article got featured as it totally deserved to be a long time ago. Also also I will be taking a break from uncyc for exams X/ and being naughty. See ya in April --SirDJ~Irreverent 09:07, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

DAMN, how smart are you, Dude?! A.II is the worst! You must be like a super math genuis or something! -XOXOXO, Love ya!Sk8RGrlUnSisDude Slut! 18:14, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

I once wrote the quadratic formula on my wall in my sleep. What makes this so remarkable is that I didn't actually learn about it for another three weeks. Plus, I was about five years old. I still got spanked for writing on the walls. ~MinitrueSirSysRq!Talk!Sex!=/GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:52 Mar 13

Hello, i saw that you were seeking to adopt someone in the "adopt a n00b" program. I would appreciate if you considered Adopting me. Please send me a reply through my talk page. Thank you --Moonzeppelin 00:31, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

We've kinda met in the IRC. So you say your voice sounds like a 13-year old. Well I'm sorta begging you to do a song for me called "A song by a n00b. As a request, can you sing it in the country-rock style make it as noobish as possible please? --TheImprovertalk • contribs • 03:02, Apr 16 2008 (UTC)

Hello, we met the other night of IRC. You helped me with suggestions on my Tootsie Rolls entry. You had offered to adopt me after hearing about the tragic loss of my parents in clown-car crash. I've done a massive edit on the Tootsie Roll page and was just wondering what you thought and if you were still interested in taking me in. I am uncertain as to how the process works. Thank you,--Cheapinitreal 05:00, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

I also haven't replied on this talkpage in a while. You should be here more. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 21:07, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

I know. I should really get around to writing that Lactose intolerance article. Thanks a bunch for the images, by the way. I never thanked you before because I haven't been here enough. It's one big ugly cycle, really. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 07:54, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

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First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

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