Hello everyone, my name is Niko.
I enjoy on my days off watching all the soaps on the boob tube.
Just one problem, it would be easier if I new how to program
that thing they call a remote.

Would anyone be interested in explaining to me how you would go
about setting that thing so I wouldn’t have to leave my comfy
spot to turn the channel.
Love to hear from you all at Maltese Starz.
Sincerely,
Niko, the TV couch potato.