The Wombat Theory

Wombats are deceptive creatures and the truth is finally coming out. They are going unnoticed all over the world. Your government is investigating the possibility that they are indeed Australian spies.

If you see a wombat, do not attempt to ignore it. Capture it with your Bear Hands (which are available at your local supermarkets). Disarm the Wombat by sticking your right leg firmly on it. Then call or holler for help.