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Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun resting
on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog accidentally (we
can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet into Lanier's leg.

"Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg,"
Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said.

Police did not arrest the dog.

This isn't the first time a dog has fired a weapon at their owner. In
2011, a yellow Labrador from Utah jumped onto a 12-gauge shotgun and
fired 27 pellets into his owner's buttocks.
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Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun resting
on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog accidentally (we
can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet into Lanier's leg.

"Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg,"
Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said.

Police did not arrest the dog.

This isn't the first time a dog has fired a weapon at their owner. In
2011, a yellow Labrador from Utah jumped onto a 12-gauge shotgun and
fired 27 pellets into his owner's buttocks.
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In select newsgroups my post will be followed by an out-of-date, cut-
and-paste, SHRIEKING ranting and raving post by Bob Milby Jr., aka
Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka 10,000s of Sockpuppets -- Winner
of The alt.usenet.kooks Awards: *Palmjob Paddle (July 2008)*, KO0k of
the Month (Sept. 2012)**, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet (Oct.
2012)!***

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* * *** Given to someone whose Kookery is judged to have surpassed all
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A Florida dog didn't quite live up to his species' reputation as
man's best friend, accidentally shooting his owner in the leg with a
.380 pistol on a car ride, Highlands Today reported Monday.
*[http://www2.hi
ghlandstoday.com/hi/local-news/dog-shoots-man-accidenta...
]

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun
resting on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog
accidentally (we can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet
into Lanier's leg.

"Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg,"
Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said.

Police did not arrest the dog.

This isn't the first time a dog has fired a weapon at their owner. In
2011, a yellow Labrador from Utah jumped onto a 12-gauge shotgun and
fired 27 pellets into his owner's buttocks.
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Please Note:

In select newsgroups my post will be followed by an out-of-date, cut-
and-paste, SHRIEKING ranting and raving post by Bob Milby Jr., aka
Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka 10,000s of Sockpuppets --
Winner of The alt.usenet.kooks Awards: *Palmjob Paddle (July 2008)*,
KO0k of the Month (Sept. 2012)**, and the Order of the Holey
Sockpuppet (Oct. 2012)!***

* * ** This award is given to the person who gets spanked (as in,
thrashed) the most in a given month by other posters or even himself.
* * *** Given to someone whose Kookery is judged to have surpassed
all
others.
* * **** *For those most prolific in the art of, abiet thinly,
disguising their net.presence behind whatever nose and glasses they
can concoct.

We hope to return you to more rational posting after this brief,
psychotic interruption.
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Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun resting
on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog accidentally (we
can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet into Lanier's leg.