YEsssssss My Parents are Very PROUD!!! (as proud as they can be of some one who stripped for 20 plus Years LOLOL) Yessssssss My Mouth IS BIG and
my fingers are FAST! I'm very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy IF my first post came off as a lecture! I know that we are NOT trying to lecture But help newbeeees when these questions are asked and I was just trying to share what I have seen happen with personal Camp porta-potties.....

SOoooooo I will re state without CAPS...

you can always find a large mouthed bottle with a handle and use that in the middle of the night!
Please do not just dig a hole! (people do have to clean that up- even if its buried and- your not a Cat)

If you are thinking about having a camp porta pottie you may want to consider bringing a lock. You should also consider hiding said- PP- under something- But remember that the pump truck has to be able to get to It- to pump the thing....

In the future I will be MORE careful about how I PUT THINGS!!!!!!! and when I USE CAPS!!!!!!!! I do realize I should leave the snarking to the PROFESSIONALS!!!!!

Please feel free to mock me whenever-

BUT DON'T EVER reach out to strangle me 'cause I will FIGHT THE FUCK BACK and YOU will LOSE!

SOoooooooooo

WHAT I'AM GETTING TO-

IS THAT I'M SORRY MISS FISHY IF I OFFEND YOU BY MY LECTURE!!!!!!!! IT WAS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT- IT'S A HUDGE fricking PET PEEVE OF MINE THAT PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN FRICKICKING KNOW, AND HAVE NOT TALKED TO YOU EVEN TO SAY HELLO- COME INTO YOUR CAMP - JUST TO USE THE FRICCKIKING BATHROOM!!!!!!!

As far as my last comment goes- dig a hole see if I care or piss in your chair... It rymed (sp) didn't mean to offened you ,Miss Fishy- with THAT part of my post -

I DID HOWEVER mean to mock YOU back with the BLAH blahblah bllaaaaah blahh!!!!!!

Soooooooooooooooo

JUST IN CASE WE ARE NOT ALL CLEAR-
DON'T COME TO MY CAMP JUST TO USE THE PORTA POTTIE OR I WILL SAY SOMETHING TO YOU - like

"GET YOUR FAT ASS ON YOUR BIKE AND PEDDLE THE 100 YARDS TO THE PUBLIC BATHROOM 'CAUSE I PITCH IN FOR THE CLEANING OF THIS PORTA POTTIE - AND I DON'T EVEN FRICKING USE THE GAWD DAMM THING!!!!!!!! I get on my bike a peddle my FAT ASS to the public bathroom! ( Just like I wear lights at night and shoes)

and IF you have a problem with that maybe YOU should get our wallet OUT!!!!!!!!!!
my fellow campers put IT alot nicer... in our pp we have a tip jar with a note that says

JUST DON't GIVE a SHIT give a shit!!

And again Miss FIshy- I'm sorry that you took my 1st post in this thread as a lecture- I was only trying to share what I have found to be TRUE about camp PP's. and it happens to strike a nerve with ME! I also did not mean to offend you on the other thread when I suggested to People to bring an extra pair of shoes and plenty of socks!

And as far as the second post goes- I did Not mean that YOU should Piss in YOUR chair- It rymed with see if I care... SOooo Again Iam trullllyyyyy sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy YOUR feelings were HURT by this comment.... DIG a hole See If I care - or piss in your Chair....

Okay, I expect, perhaps naively, that by the time someone has found eplaya he or she knows enough nettiquette to not type in all caps. Okay in sites with out bolding or italics I might do a word or two for emphasis, but repeatedly, no. There were better ways to share your experience, in ways that didn't use "you" repeatedly in a context that reminds me why the 2nd person is called the "accusative." Someone could have made that a laugh riot. It sounds like you are still angry about the whole scene, and that maybe you lashed out in this rather anonomous space because you don't have access to the people you're really angry with. Absolutely human, although I find that it's not a behavioral strategy for long-term happiness.

And when I say I "want" to do something, it doesn't mean that I will.

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

So this was all some great big miscommunication with you girls. I'm glad everything is all cleared up and we can all get along now. Why not toast this with a BIG glass of Kool-Aid. I'll buy for you, ok?

You'd think they'd put those in at gas stations so you can pee while refueling.

Thats probably the Netherlands, perhaps Amsterdam, we were there in '08 on Queens day. They set those up on street corners, all over the place. lots of beer. They don't offer the same stuff to women though.

The most amazing thing, it's all about the Orange! In the morning a sea of people walking to the central area for the festivities and in the evening the sea moves the opposite direction.

Peeing seems like it would work fine, but shits may get stuck in the tube! As far as giggles, I'm not putting my mouth on that thing.

Imagine how many fewer porta potties would be needed on the playa if there were several of these set up around the area. I'll bet they could cut the number in half. Ladies could actually use one if they wanted to with the pee funnel. I guess the TP thing may be a problem or they could just air dry!