I agree, it’s a complete smokescreen to keep his privacy from being invaded. The phony stories about his romantic life are as over the top as anything I’ve ever read. Of course, you have to pick and choose to guess which ones are very good guesses or close to the truth. He might have been the guy in Simon’s song, my question is why it was released then? Geffen’s been out of the spotlight for a while since his attempt to buy the LA Times went south.