I’ve always wanted to have a masquerade party..complete with poofy gowns, corsets and feathery masks. Seems like I’m on my own with this one…

http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

Aww, sweet widdle Chuck.

And, can I just say? I’m SOO glad this isn’t a (ahem) _lipstick_ picture.

http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

Strizz – Shame on you for violating that poor kitty.

umm…I was talking about the kitten…the _feline_

http://blog.mrtland.com mrtl

You know, I’m really not a dog person. Chuck seems cool and all, and he always seems to look clean. It helps that there’s no smellovision involved here, or licking. And there’s nothing worse than wet dog nose on my bare leg…

That said, I love looking at pictures of your cute dog and hearing stories of his doggy antics.

http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nilbo

Work with me, ladies .. work with me .. Bucky, just a little flash, the nation will risk it …

http://www.hchamp.com heather

chuck: best dog in my over 10 lb. category. today being my birthday, and given that i can have whatever i want — i want to borrow him. just for a few days. til chieka starts peeing on my bed out of anger. i think it’s a reasonable request. i’m leaving you leta. xox h

http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

You’re the best, LB.

Marcia

Friday love

Annabelle

Muff, I smoke too. I’m not white trash, though I am concerned about the getting married by elvis thing.. and the jailbird thing.. and the fact that you think 250,000 is a lot for a condo (which simply speaks to your regionality).

http://fancypance.blogspot.com FancyPance

I love that he matches the floor.

LeafGirl77

_Pretty Italics…right?

http://spitfire.cc Denise

i heart chuck. i want a dog

http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

SWEET, *thanks* LadyBug! I don’t know how it is that I know HTML but none of this stuff. But now I do, _thanks to you_.

http://www.vintauri.com/carla Crankenpants

Top Ten?

I want a dog like yours.

Muffy

Martha Stewart was in jail too.
She must be white trash.

http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

Only six comments? Wow. What has happened here??

LeafGirl77

Um..how about

_Pretty Italics_

http://lovemydox.diaryland.com Ginger

Aweseome photo!

LeafGirl77

Aha…I thought this entry would have to say “I SUCK!”

http://stsaling.diary-x.com Stacey

He’s the best part of this site. Chuck is #1.

Martha Stewart

Leave me out of this. That would be a good thing.

LittleOne

Long time lurker, first time posting… I want Chuck! Such a cute dog

http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

OMG get off Muffy- Just because you want to make your life seem that much more perfect dosent mean you have to judge other people to do it.

http://eyesaverted.blogspot.com/ Wicked H

Happy Chuck Friday everyone!!!

He is looking very regal, if I must say….

http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

If I get married I want to do it in Vegas, but not by Elvis, by Dracula

http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

Up Chuck

The Warden

I love Chuck. *Doot* He’s such a cool dog.

http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

I love Chuck Fridays but seriously, the cleanliness of your floors is just astounding to me. Mine constantly look like we are dropping food on them. Probably because we are…..

http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

Two words, LadyBug (#262): *HAVE MERCY*

http://apple-mint.blogspot.com carmie

he looks ready to put his head down on his paws and doze off.

aww chuck!

http://bucky4eyes.com Bucky Four-Eyes

Can I dress like Morticia and be your matron of dishonor?

http://rturtle.blogspot.com nana

the story about chuck and the corndog… makes me relunctant to get a pet.

Mr. Rogers

Can you say, “If we don’t want the playground gates to be locked, we must play much more nicely than this?”

I knew that you could.

misha babe

Cute… low 20′s…i’m moving up

Elvis

who speaketh my name?

http://www.pantitude.com margaux

Welcome to Chuckwood, pop. 4

http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

PRINCESS ALERT WARNING SYSTEM.

I have just spoken to The Princess, she spoke to Uncle Nick to see if he “feels better” and “Still love me?”.

Princess will be getting picked up in about 1 hour for the spoiling and the rampaging.

Score: Princess- 1, Uncle Nick-Sucker

http://www.lifeisfunformost.blogspot.com giggles

Happy Chuck Friday to all!

I don’t know about your all, but Friday’s are great, partly because when I see the pic of Chuck he’s just so darn good looking!

The handsome fellas do me in every time….

http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

Well shit now the bold didn’t work. oh well, you get the picture.

Now, did you have anything to do with Mr. Stamos visiting my blog? Hmmm?

http://www.locobellatuna.blogspot.com Tawny

I felt compelled to delurk this morning.

I love Chuck!

anonymous

OMG, Anon, I am so with you.

Muffy, you have fully proved your white trashiness today. Further evidence that you’re white trash is that you’re citing facts from your life and have absolutely no friggin idea how alien you sound to the non white trash on this forum.

The fact that you were in jail for anything, ever, is pretty much the crown jewel in your hillbilly tiara.

RazDreams

chuck, you have booty flies.

http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

Kalki! You’re welcome.

And, dear, how was your _rendezvous_ with the Famous Mr. Stamos?

Hmmmmm…..

Could Muffy and Flanella be the same person?

Is Fanny really just another word for ass?

Will JessicaRabbit retire as a wealthy internet distributor of fishnetty-bootylicious-bodystockings?

Stay tuned to “Dooce – The Cleanest Floors and Dirtiest Comments on the Internet”

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