Thou ought to taste beyond the shell of the tortellini, and into the cheesy fillings.

This is just trying to say, "Don't be superficial. Look beyond appearances to see the true substances of things, especially to avoid being fooled." It might be a little obtuse to get that message across so if anyone has any suggestions of improvement, please bring them forth!

The Wise Council of World Pasta has declared these guidelines (not rules) acceptable and added to Cannon of World Pasta:

1. Thou shalt be amused rather than angered by the words and deeds of idiots; for I am thy Noodly Lord and I have created idiots solely for entertainment purposes, Mine first and thine likewise.

2. Thou shalt not say ARRRRR just for the sake of it. Thou shalt say it with feeling.

3. Thou shalt not overcook thy noodles, for they get all mooshy and its just not cool.

4. Thou shalt retain rational thought processes except in the course of hedonistic pleasures, or pursuit of the biological imperative, or both.

5. Though shall not eat "chicken" nuggets from fast-food restaraunts, as it is unpure.

6. Thou shalt not wonder why thine creator hast eyestalks.

7. Thou shalt not send thy children to military school, for the pasta there is hideous.

8. Thou shalt not hurt thyself or others in manners that thou or they do not find appealing.

9. Thou shalt not insult a pirate to his face, even jokingly, for pirates possess the divine privilege to defend their pirate ego unless thou art prepared to offer a Holy meal of spaghetti and meatballs to said pirate. In which case he is required to accept both the Holy meal and the insult.

10. Thou shalt recognize that between pirates and ninjas, pirates are far superior beings. Additionally thou shalt vehemently argue this fact with ninja supporters regardless of actual objective evidence to the contrary should thou be presented with such.

And such the guidelines (not rules) have been established. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you and yours. RAmen.

However, there is still room for more guidelines (not rules)

Sincerely, Drew Anderson, Th. D. Captain of the Birthday Massacre High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta

If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "

Thou shalt not eat low-fat or imitation cheeses upon thy pasta and sauce for their taste is substandard and their textures just plain funky.

Velveeta shall be excepted for despite it's lack of any natural ingredients, it's taste is divine.

WWFSMD

Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.Ezekiel 23:19-20

"You shalt not bash thy neighbor's beliefs. Thou will be squishedeth with pancakes if thou does so."

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Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?Wash: 'Cause your pretty.(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts paradeAnd I'm putting my heart out on displayThere's no masqueradeJust a funeral march for love todayThe band strikes up and they're playing a songDressed in black, and we're singing along to theBroken hearts paradeI've never been better then I am today