I really like this one for another, more important reason, though. It has a unique flavor: tedium. Which isn't to say that reading this article is a tedious experience. Rather, the article conveys the idea that testing this article was a long, drawn-out process, during which not much happened. It's nice to see that things like this happen at the Foundation, rather than every object bringing with it guaranteed terror.

I question whether the Foundation would prescribe a drug that they do not fully understand nor can reproduce to personnel. Staff taking a mystery drug is unnecessary and dangerous, and the idea that medical staff would prescribe it is rather ridiculous. I feel they would be much more cautious.

Okay, I was sort of surprised when I looked up "solar elastosis" and found that it was a perfectly boring actual condition which actually exists. I was especially surprised when "polymorphous light eruption" also turned out to be a thing, a thing that does not involve tangible light coming out of any orifices or anything.
I would've left at least one undefined anomalous effect outside of the [DATA EXPUNGED] personally, but I still like it.

Sunlight pills! I couldn't see anything wrong with this and I actually quite liked this. Though I was wondering what happened in the Incident 2202-SOLAR-13, I guess that would defeat the purpose of leaving it to the imagination.

+1

E: I guess you could say that this SCP brightened up my day?! /shotI'm not even sorry.