Nifty Cal

A deadpan turian, self-proclaimed to have the “Shittiest Job in the Galaxy,” Callidus – better known by his extranet handle Nifty Cal – is a plumber in the one place in the galaxy that probably needs it most: Omega. Due to playing infrastructure in a place filled with crime lords, slavers, and the general scum of the earth, he routinely had dealings with the likes of Obterian Turnonav, Abad Sam-mel, and (before he retired) Abattoir, and was relatively known for casting the occasional snide remark in one of the Cerberus Daily News’ frequent extranet debates. Despite this (or perhaps because of it), he befriended Murtag Kirok and Silel DesGarniers, forming a rather unusual triad.

Callidus is vegetarian by necessity (you don’t want to know how that meat was delivered), and has two children that live on Macedyn.

Trivia

Top Ten memorable things Cal has found in the sewer:

#10: Two kilos of hallex. He refurnished his living room with that.

#9: A large creature with tentacles that nearly killed him

#8: Three human skulls, fixed together and missing their teeth.

#7: A necklace and locket with a picture of an asari. He and his people managed to find the owner.

#6: Three hundred meters of cable. It started at a sewer entrance, ran down the sewer, and ended with a broken carabiner.

#5: A group of vorcha dancing around a broken omnitool playing some weird music.