mnp13 wrote:.... two women commented that they loved the lines on my legs and asked me if I drew them on. I said no, that they were stockings...

They thought you DREW them on????

Yes, and they weren't kidding. When she first said it, I looked at her to see if she was being sarcastic because I was going to make a smartass (but funny) remark back. But she wasn't. (It is true that in WWII that women donated their stockings to the war effort, so they didn't have stockings to wear - but it was not ladylike to go out without stockings on, so your and your friends would draw lines on each others legs so that it would look like you had stockings.)

So I just smiled, and explained that no, they were actual nylon stockings, that had an actual stitched seam up the back. So she asked about the toes as well... so, off came the shoes, because yes, the toes are black, and the bottoms - though the the ones I was wearing were the pointed "Cuban" heels not the traditional square heels. And the top bands are black as well. They were just fascinated that I had actual garters too... Though I must admit, that I still can't put those stupid things on by myself. I can get my seams arrow straight no problem, but if I hook my own back garter up forget it, that seam just travels.

Michelle

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with a martini.

hugapitbull wrote:I know they aren't the pics you were wishing for, but you must admit, he's creative! How many other guys could come up with that many different looks.

Oh, I was just getting started. I was really dissappointed when the pictures stopped.

Demo Dick

"My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban PERMANENTLY as soon as I take office...I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, 1 gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns."-Barack Obama"When in doubt, whip it out."-Nuge

This one is funky of me but I don't have many at all of myself, so here you go (I was learning clicker training ---finally!!!--woo hoo!) I put my treat bag on later but someone else was treating in this pict and helping me learn what to click for...

I lost some weight ( new diet.....it is called "The I can't Afford Food Diet" .....very easy to follow and no points or calories to count ) cut off all of my hair a week or so ago & in a moment of weakness let Amanda take a few pics of me.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.