All possible test results

Q: What do you call a religion with constraining shame-filled moral guidelines and stupid beliefs that in your opinion wouldn't impress a third-grader?
A: BS.
You're not Mormon, and you on... Read more

Chances are good that you enjoy the category this quiz put you in.
You enjoy thinking about screwing on LDS property. Sometimes you bust out arcane LDS doctrine just to blow some Mormon minds. Mis... Read more

You escaped the evil empire and you strive to free others.
Of course, Mormons believe you're fixated with trying to destroy something sacred to them. But maybe that's exactly the sort of thing a b... Read more

You don't hate Mormonism or anything; to each his own. Giving up sex, alcohol, and 10% of your income to a church that puts saccharine "family" commercials on TV just seems like a bad deal to you.... Read more

You're probably not Mormonat least not fully activebut the missionaries would be interested in converting/reactivating you. Your culture is similar to many Latter-day Saints, and many Mormons figure i... Read more

People like you have been excommunicated. In fact, you might be personal friends with some of them. Your feminist/liberal/revisionist/free living lifestyle just doesn't click with most Latter-day Sain... Read more

The LDS Church's deep thinkers haven't always been the best-received by the hierarchy, but faith seeketh understanding. Mormonism has a rich, fascinating past, and a unique theology. You think ... Read more

Mormonism's your faith, but you don't get too uptight about things like wearing only starched white shirts, or knowing that Nephi said "blah blah blah." Most of your peers find you exceptionally norma... Read more

Doctrinally, you're a perfect Latter-day Saint. You follow the word of wisdom (mostly) and you love you faith, but other Mormons might perceive that you're a little different.
Maybe it was when you... Read more

The obedient Latter-day Saint.
Temple recommend in hand, you live the gospel every day. Like a city on a hill, you remember the slogan every member a missionary. You beat your peers in semi... Read more

It takes a lot to be a "Conservative Mormon". The phrase is usually redundant, but you have achieved it.
When Ezra Taft Benson warned us about the commies, you took it to heart and bunkered down. W... Read more

These are the latter days.
So maybe you sin a little? Yeah, well at least you know what's coming. Prophets direct you, and when Armageddon comes, you'll be one of the Lord's foot soldiers. All of ... Read more

Mainstream Mormons hate you for the bad reputation they claim you give them. But what's so bad about polygamy and religious separatism? It's nothing that the LDS Church didn't do in the 19th century.
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The building in Salt Lake doesn't recognize your faith. They're liable to excommunicate you for apostasy (if that hasn't happened already). You believe it's not your fault the LDS Church fell away.
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