y not finish the job and kill yourself?? rofl this is more of some skinny twink wishing for instant results . i so very much disbelieve you know even the smallest of actual truth in regards to anything relating to what this forum is about. id like to say im not going to humour you but sure go ahead and waste some money at the doctors for thorough screening.

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rofl for you to think there are no people that were as malnourished as you at or around 22 who later gained weight is retarded

Also, I want you all to assume I'm extremely educated in the area of nutrition, because I am. I am only telling you this because people implying I don't know what I am doing pisses me off to high hell.

Try eating 4000 calories for at least a month and then come back here.

It's hard to eat a lot. Especially if your parents are the ones who cook, and they both follow the same diet.
I can barely get 2000 calories if I tried. Also, school lunches are small. I don't eat breakfast, and a sandwich and a bit of fish with some sort of vegetable isn't going to get me calories fast. Idk if he is in the same situation, but it can be hard get tons of calories.

It's hard to eat a lot. Especially if your parents are the ones who cook, and they both follow the same diet.
I can barely get 2000 calories if I tried. Also, school lunches are small. I don't eat breakfast, and a sandwich and a bit of fish with some sort of vegetable isn't going to get me calories fast. Idk if he is in the same situation, but it can be hard get tons of calories.

That is a load of shit.

When i was 16-18 there was plenty of shit for me to eat at home. I'm sure your parents won't object to you cooking, as long as you clean up after yourself (you lazy fuck).

Raid your fucking pantry, I'm sure there's plenty of stuff you can shove into your cum catcher to get more calories in.

Or buy some weight gainer and mix it with milk, drink 3 of these a day. That's like 60-70 carbs and 40-50 grams of protein per shake.

Literally you eat like 1500 calories and then you're crying "omg abloo bloo I can't gain any weight!!"

The fact you even said this shows you either did not read most of my posts or you have zero reading comprehension.

As I have said many times, 1500 calories is what I eat NORMALLY which maintains my weight, thus I burn somewhere around that many calories a day.

When trying to gain weight. I go almost double that, somewhere around 2800 calories average. Fuck, the milkshake recipe I made that I drink during weight-gain mode has 1300 calories itself!NO WAY am I burning that many calories by doing what I do each day, by the way, what I do each day is this:

1. Wake up, the second my eyes open, I go to the bathroom and pee.
2. go back to bedroom, sit in fetal position on computer chair, for the rest of the day, unless i have to pee or dookie.
3. go to bed.

Do you want him to shovel milk and butter and cheese down his throat? At best, he'll have constant diarrhea and end up dehydrated. Especially if he adds weight gain powder into the mix and doesn't drink it in small cups throughout the day.

Babbies. Babbies everywhere.
Obviously a teen lives with parents, you know, nothing he can do about it. Obviously, the teen doesn't have his own income, but yet, he can ask his parents for money, which they should provide. Obviously you can buy your own food, you know. And obviously you can cook the bought food man...FFFUCK I WAS COOKING MY OWN EGGS, CHICKEN, PASTA AND WHATEVER AT THE AGE OF 14 and even then I thought I was a babby that learned to make his own food way too late.

Lets assume you don't get money and can't buy your own food.
You can cook the ham you have in fridge, you know. You can pretty much cook anything, you know. You should fucking cook your face omg... Seriously, IMPLYING that cooking is only for bitches.
Is a microwave and computer the only goddamn thing some people can operate these days? o_o

Maybe he's in a low income family. Not everybody is a snooty privileged kiddy after all. I'm in a low income family, and when I want to get even a cheapish protein powder, I have to not buy vitamins, face wash/moisturizer/lip balm, and skip the (non contract) phone bill for the month to do so. It's somewhat hard to stuff your face all day when doing so means you end up eating your mom's and/or brother's food for the day. But I manage to at least eat 1000 more calories than I burn for at least 5-6 days a week, when trying to gain weight.

dry peeling lips that hurt just from smiling, painful acne, blotchy, oil-slicky face, dry flaky skin, but a jug of protein powder that has never worked before and probably never will, and only serves to bloat my belly and give me gas and the runs.

You don't have to be a rich bitch to bulk in a gym. You don't have to be an athlete, dedicated to sportsmanship to bulk in a gym. All you need are some (few) conditions, like a gym nearby, time and some dosh to get yourself some decent food and a specific, non bitching, persevere mindset.
Protein powders help a lot, but technically, you can live without them if you have the time, resources and will to make your own food.
Also, it is foolish of you to accent an argument upon poorness. I know blokes that are definitely poorer than you, but yet manage to get ripped. I don't swim in dosh either, you know.

How can you "know" if you don't even know our income. Did I post it at some point? If I have, please show me when I did. If I have not, I don't really want to, lest I be called a liar and bullshitter again by the supposedly omniscient people that occupy this sub-forum.

That's impossible for you to know, I haven't even posted how much money we get a year, I think. Or have I? If I have, please show me when I did.

Poor provocation from your part.
The guy I know doesn't even use a phone like you do. He works at a sawmill and barely gets his ropes together. Probably doesn't anymore, haven't talked to him for awhile. There's no way for him of getting some protein powders, but yet he somehow manages to get his shit straight.
Guess why.
Because he actually wants to and finds a way.
I've said more than I should.
Happy bitching on the forums. You've already said enough, don't know about others, but I'm more than sure how your goals will turn out with this kind of attitude. Sorry.

Maybe he's in a low income family. Not everybody is a snooty privileged kiddy after all. I'm in a low income family, and when I want to get even a cheapish protein powder, I have to not buy vitamins, face wash/moisturizer/lip balm, and skip the (non contract) phone bill for the month to do so. It's somewhat hard to stuff your face all day when doing so means you end up eating your mom's and/or brother's food for the day. But I manage to at least eat 1000 more calories than I burn for at least 5-6 days a week, when trying to gain weight.

dry peeling lips that hurt just from smiling, painful acne, blotchy, oil-slicky face, dry flaky skin, but a jug of protein powder that has never worked before and probably never will, and only serves to bloat my belly and give me gas and the runs.

What the fuck, it's called getting a job you pathetic fuck. Don't come balling up in here about your troubles, you are fucking 22 and you still get your mummy to take you to the doctor. Get a job, buy steaks.

What the fuck ever, just taking your bitching elsewhere. We've offered solutions, but somehow I think you are either A) Autistic or B) one of those weird people who get off on bitching your perceived troubles to people, or both. I don't really care.

Here I'll just play devil's advocate and tell you want you so desperately want to hear, if only so you can fuck off from this forum quicker: there is something terribly wrong with you, and we cannot help you, you need to see a doctor, or several.

What the fuck, it's called getting a job you pathetic fuck. Don't come balling up in here about your troubles, you are fucking 22 and you still get your mummy to take you to the doctor. Get a job, buy steaks.

What the fuck ever, just taking your bitching elsewhere. We've offered solutions, but somehow I think you are either A) Autistic or B) one of those weird people who get off on bitching your perceived troubles to people, or both. I don't really care.

Here I'll just play devil's advocate and tell you want you so desperately want to hear, if only so you can fuck off from this forum quicker: there is something terribly wrong with you, and we cannot help you, you need to see a doctor, or several.

ok i figured it out. hes anorexic and having dellusions as to how much hes eating . ez ez ez ez

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and autistic

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and is 22 and takes his mom to the doctor with him

1. Anorexic people think they look fat and try to lose weight.
2. Not autistic.
3. My mom goes with me because I'm basically a mute thanks to my disabilities. Rather be 22 and a loser than a 12 year old dickhead who doesn't know how to use punctuation like you.

rofl the only disablity is you having a whole fiasco in your head making you buy into your own delusions of you eating enough. i honestly am not using autistic as an insult here im using it because i truly believe you have some kind of autism ( i would say mental retardation but you are speaking p much normaly)

rofl the only disablity is you having a whole fiasco in your head making you buy into your own delusions of you eating enough. i honestly am not using autistic as an insult here im using it because i truly believe you have some kind of autism ( i would say mental retardation but you are speaking p much normaly)

youre an idiot and wont listen or take steps to fix your problem ofc my only thought of you is that youre an sack of shit here just to complain

Did you fail 5th grade english? Why am I even getting frustrated over somebody who's obviously an idiot? I think i should just block you as you've done nothing productive here or in any post you've ever posted.

Being honest nobody believes you've been on a big calorie surplus for a long period. There are no huge differences in calorie consumption (in relation to weight, without working out) in healthy people. If you really would not gain weight while eating 1500 calories above maintenance calories you would...

A) have a horrible fucking diarrhea because food would not be absorbed
B) if food would get absorbed, the calories would needed to be used fully so that you don't gain weight. 1500 kcalories = 6.3 megajoules of energy. Due to the laws of thermodynamics, by average your body would need to produce and dissipate 73 watts of more heat energy per second than the average man (which is around 100w at 150 lbs). Basically you'd sweat and smell more than facepunch's fattest fucker and have a heartbeat of probably ~90-100bmp all the time.

As you have not reported any vigorous diarrhea can come into a conclusion
a) Eat 1500 calories above your maintenance, you will gain weight
b) Fuck off