“I look so terrible that I’m going to a Walmart in a different city so I don’t see anyone I know. #yolo.” Sound familiar? Yes, friends, this is what we call Twitter-gold, and 2012 was chock-full of the social media mastery. Thankfully, Hasan Minhaj, host of new MTV show “Failosophy,” has sorted through some of the year’s finest virtual moments so that they don’t fall through the cracks, and in the video below, he’ll guide you through each. #Yessir!

With topics like #DontJudgeMe and #LiesToldByGirls, the comedian analyzes the past 12 months’ most popular online trends. He’s generally supportive of shaving cream fashioned into mock-Santa beards (#DontJudgeMe), but less so of chugging beer in front of your parents (#YOLO). And if there’s one #LieToldByGirls that he won’t stand for, it’s this: