Byl Oscar

BE THE FIRST

POSITIVE FROM LIFE from Grandpa Go:

THE HOST OF ONE STORE HAS DROPPED ANY WAY OF ANYTHING THROUGH THE ROAD OF THE ROAD WHAT IT HAS BROUGHT IN THE STORE TO TAKE THE MUSLAVOVIS. The same person has seen this and asked me whether it is impossible to take away this rubbish, is there little that can come true? 50 EURO-SAY THE SHOP OF THE SHOP AND YOURSET! ROADS, -SELECTED THE RUNNING ... GIVE IT FOR 20-TH. ON THEME AND STROGOVALS!

Morality: WHEN YOU REMOVE THROAT, DO NOT HURRY TO LEAVE THE ROAD SURROUND, THIS COULD WILL TAKE THIS STILL STILL YOU USE ... THERE ARE MANY AND ALL THEY ARE DIFFERENT!

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WAS THE SECOND

POSITIVE! FROM LIFE, heard by Grandpa Go:

IN A SHOP TRAWING FILMS ON DVD DISCS A PURCHASER FALLED AND APPLIED TO THE STORE HOSPITAL-

REMEMBER, TWO YEARS BACK WE HAVE RECEIVED WITH YOU ONE FILM THAT AND DOES NOT REMEMBER?

REMEMBERED THE SHOPHOLD OF THE STORE ...

GIVE ME THIS FILM, THE BUYER SAID ...

Morality: They say it is difficult to remember what they did not know ... It's even harder to give something that has never been remembered!

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WAS THE THIRD

Parable-byl about an unrealized, but not asleep artist.

Once, Grandpa Guo approached the artist, who was sitting at the table of a street cafe with friends, and asked him to draw something, some sketch.The artist took a napkin from the table, quickly sketched on it the local landscape. Grandpa Guo reached out his hand to the drawing, but the artist was apparently ambitious and arrogant in the presence of his friends. He told Grandpa Go - You can buy this drawing from me, but do not take it so ... Grandpa Goo asked - And how much does it cost? The artist replied - 10 000 euro !!! Grandpa Guo asked - Why is it so expensive, did you draw it any 10 minutes? Artist proudly replied - I spent 40 years of life to draw this drawing, so it is worth this money !!! Grandpa Guo looked regretfully at the arrogant artist and said: "I wanted to take this drawing, look at it carefully and see if it was worth spending so many years to paint so poorly."

Morality: you can spend your whole life learning to draw beautifully, but at the same time mediocre to lose your soul.

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BE THE FOURTH

The life of Grandpa Go about a businessman:

ONCE AGAIN THE SHOP TRAINING DIFFERENT GOODS COME THE WIFE TO THE HUSBAND WHO WORKS THERE. FOR ANY REASONS, HAS REMOVED THE HOURS FROM THE HAND AND TAKEN THEM ON THE STAND THAT THE HUSBAND SEATS. WHEN IT WAS A SILENCE AND A FEW MINUTES RETURNED. COMES, AND WATCHES NO. BEGINNING SEARCH AND SUDDENLY SEE THEM ALREADY ON THE WINDOW WITH OTHER WATCHES AND THE PRINCIPLE ATTACHED ON THEM.

The rule of successful trading: Every day, try to do more operations that have proved their worth, and fewer operations have proven the opposite.

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BE THE FIFTH

A fairy tale from the grandfather of Go, but called

"Absolutely unexpected call to Spielberg from the city of Paphos (Cyprus)"

One day a dealer selling DVDs with films came to the store and began talking with the owner of the store about some famous film directed by Spielberg, who appeared on screens in two parts ... The buyer began to assert that there is already a third part of this film and he even saw him. The owner of the store was surprised by this news, as he always knew about the novelties of the cinema and suggested that the buyer is grafting. They began to argue about this fact, but the buyer stood on his ground and even tried to tell the story of the new THIRD part and tried to convince the store owner to find this film and sell it. Then the owner tried, as an argument of his rightness, to use one more proof-call to Spielberg !!! He calmly dialed a number on the phone and said, "Spielberg hello! How are you? You did not accidentally take off the third part of your famous film? ... No? Well, I'm sorry I disturbed you!" And after that he calmly told the buyer- "Did you hear what Spielberg said? Did not take another third part!" And only after that the buyer agreed that the owner of the store is right!

Morality: TO PROVE THE TRUTH, it IS NOT necessary to have a SPILBERG AUTHORITY. SOMETIMES THE SHOP OF THE SHOP IS ONLY SUFFICIENT!

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