Are the people who write this 'LOOK AT THIS SEXY GUY IN POLITICS!!!' stuff straight men? Because between this guy and Paul Ryan, this is twice now people are throwing parties over guys that I wouldn't do if there was a gun to my head.

/Seriously, there's something similar and incredibly creepy about both of them. How the hell can you be anything but repulsed?

didn't really ping the gaydar till I got to the last photo, then it was all like DIVE! DIVE! WHOOPWEEOO BLANGALANGABLANGBLANG DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! BLANGALANGALANG INCOMING GAY MAN OFF THE POOP DECK WEEOWHOOPWEOWOOW B:ANGALANGBLANG

A couple of centuries ago a young priest was traveling between distant monasteries and needed lodging for the night. He stopped at the residence of an older priest and asked for shelter. He was invited in and also offered a meal that evening.

He could not help but notice that the older priest had a rather attractive housekeeper, and it seemed there might be more between the older priest and the woman than met the eye, but the young priest held his peace.

He left the following morning, but a couple of days later, the housekeeper came to the older priest and said, "Ever since the young priest was here the silver serving ladle that we used that night has been missing. Do you think he took it?"

"Leave it to me," said the older priest. And that evening he penned a message to the young priest...

I am not saying you are a thief, and I am not saying you are not a thief, but ever since your visit, a silver ladle has been missing.

A few days later he received a reply from the young priest...

I am not saying you are sleeping with your housekeeper, and I am not saying you are not sleeping with your housekeeper. But if you were sleeping in your own bed you would know where the silver ladle can be found.