Bantam: America's greatest president.Rand: It's me, Rand. Open up.Bantam: America's greatest president.Rand: Damn it. "Who is Ronald Reagan?"Bantam: A casual shoe for yachting.Rand: What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"Bantam: They killed Jesus Christ.Rand: "Who are the Jews?" Open up, sucko.

Chon Wang: What do you see?Roy: He just pulled a fancy dragon key out of his desk.Chon Wang: That was my father's! I must avenge his honor.Roy: Slow down, Tiger. Slow down. Quit going all Chinese on me.

This is so antiseptic. It's empty. Why do you think this is funny? You're going by audience reaction? This is an audience that's raised on television, their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!