Black Bachelorette Penis Straws

I found a package of black penis straws on Bachelorette.com...10 straws for $5.99. I was feeling paranoid so I checked to see how much the white penis straws were. Same price as the black penis straws. Bachelorette does seem to be making some claim of superiority of the white and black penis straws over the glow in the dark penis straws, however. Glow in the dark penis straws are valued at almost 20% less than black penis straws.