EICHENWALD’S REVENGE: Man Who Sent Him Seizure Inducing Tweet Arrested By FBI

Several months ago, after Einchenwald performed miserably during a Tucker Carlson debate, a troll on Twitter sent him a strobe tweet, which then actually caused Kurt to have a fucking seizure.

At the time I thought it was hilarious, not because having seizures or causing them is funny, but because in order to activate the deadly strobe tweet that was sent to Kurt, he had to have clicked on the image to activate it. In other words, stupid Kurt gave himself a seizure.

But now the fun is over and the twitter prankster is likely going to prison, alongside another 40 people who thought it was funny to tweet strobe causing images to people who are prone to getting them. Trolls BTFO.

When will you fuckers realize that the social media ghettos are nothing more than honey pots? I strongly advise that you start hanging out more on sites like iBankCoin, who don’t give a shit about strobe causing GIFs, in favor of ‘send a tweet, go to prison’ Twitter.

That’s terrific. It’s good to know that FBI’s priorities are focused on the most vile crimes, like sending a strobe tweets as opposed to prosecuting pedophiles linked to Klinton, #pizzagate, Podesta and honorable members of the senate such as Schumer, McCain, et.

I’ve felt the same way about the elderly and disadvantaged that voted for POTUS. It’s not funny that because of his policies they will be losing benefits that may be critical to their families, what’s funny is that they did to themselves.

Seems like there should be an app to protect the strobe-sensitive along the lines of the app that filters certain colors of light as the sun goes down to prevent your computer from keeping you up at night. Does such a thing exist?