The Fashion:While drinking the yolk from a pinpricked egg shell, Francoise wears a pair of bordeaux leather knee-hi boots over loosely fitted jeans, a ball pendant necklace, and an Aran bainin wool sweater. With her blond, backcombed hair, and draped cape trailing dramatically behind her, she flashes by old men in cafes and makes potential suitors draw straws for her affection. Surely Francoise could produce something more beneficial with her cute kinetics, but like us, she's too busy typing and channeling her mid-Winter savoir-faire to begin overtaking the world.