So it's no surprise that we hold our childhood favourites close to our hearts, precious pieces of nostalgia, so warm and perfect like a favourite soft toy.

Yeah. Well, we're here to ruin that. It's time to put away childish things and accept that some of the films we thought were "brilliaaaaaant" when we were kids are in fact "rubbiiiiish" when approached with a critical eye. Prepare to have your memories wrecked. #sorrynotsorry"