Forget Sharknado, forget killer whales, forget those nasty sea creatures UPROXX posts about---forget all that because there's a damn murdering dolphin in Cabo San Lucas and it almost took down one of the NBA's best young stars.

This video of a dolphin having sex with a headless fish corpse isn't especially movie related, but I think you'll agree that the way the editor set the video to James Bond-y spy music is very cinematic.