Pronounced "eight-sixteen" and alternatively written as 8:16, this number is the sound of one hand clapping, and if a tree falls in the forest with no one there to hear it, 816 reverberates through the lonely woods. It is Chuck Norris' favourite number. This is a number that laughs in your face. Just look at it and you will understand.

'Capital 816 period.'
'Man, that was so 8:16'
'I want to 8:16 you so bad'