Run #2200

— Attention: Run start is at 2.30pm —-
大家注意! 兔子 2.30pm 起跑

WHAT? 啥咪?
Catman is a sad man. He should be happy, but he is not. He loves his wife. He loves his daughter. He loves his cats. And yet – there is a hole. A tear. A huge gaping gash in his life. Five years ago, the China Hash gave birth to an illegitimate child and he was forced forever to choose between his mother hash and the New Taipei Hash. Every Sunday, each step he takes on their trails is like a knife in his sole. But he has a solution! For one week only, these estranged relatives will come together to drink, laugh, and insult each other. It will be just like old times.

For the bargain price of $150NT for women and $200NT for men, you can experience all the magic of a China Hash run, plus all the mayhem and humiliation of a New Taipei Hash run. There will be a long AND a short run, hilarious down downs from Big John, potentially hilarious down downs from Catman and Co. and a glorious seaside bash with views of Turtle Island. Plus, your excellent GM has organized a party bus, which means you only have to drag your drunk arses from the door of the bash to the door of the bus. Just make sure you get on the right one! Otherwise, we might not see you until the next reunion run…

DRIVERS 開車
Take the No. 3, then the No. 5 highway out to Ilan. When you get to Toucheng, follow the coast north (Long Dong / Fulong direction) towards Guishan. The school will be on your left, and there is parking at the school.

Flour for drivers will begin from the Lan Yang Museum (the big cool triangle thing).
http://www.lym.gov.tw/eng/index_en.asp

IMPORTANT! Between 3pm and 8pm, you will not be allowed on the No. 5 highway unless you have at least 3 people in your car. So we suggest you stay for the bash