OMG! Mum! MUUUUM! - come quick - the kitten's gone mental, it's ripped Emmy to shreds! Look at her hands! She must've tried to defend herself with that melon scoop thing! You can't put it out, how're you gonna get it down off the curtain? Anyway I'm not touching it, I'll call the ambulance, she might not be dead yet though once they stitch her face up she'll probably wish she was 'cos she's gonna look like Frankenstein's monster...

I laughed so hard at this, I nearly wet my knickers. The specific choice of a melon baller is what really makes this one so hilarious. Btw, I love cats, but this would NOT have been as funny with a dog.