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Friday, April 21, 2006

Despite being Trinny and Susannah-less, and well past its prime, the BBC is planning to make a new series of What Not To Wear. The problem, of course, is who will take the role of hectoring couture harridans?

The smart money had been on Jodie and Jemma Kidd (because, of course, Jodie is always so well turned out) but now it seems there's a challenge: Lisa Butcher and Mica Paris.

Yes, we can't think of any reason other than the near-rhyming names.

Apparently Lisa Butcher impressed the producers at a screen test, which can only mean they managed to miss every episode of her static, camera-salting series of Britains Next Top Model.