8 Crazy-Hot Things to Say in Bed

8 Crazy-Hot Things to Say in Bed

Most of us can agree that dirty talk is sexy. But few of us feel totally comfortable writing the script. We wanted to make talking dirty easy and fun for you, so we came up with this handy slideshow of examples. Just repeat after us!

All men want to think their equipment is top-notch. This is an easy compliment that'll float his boat without requiring you to fib about (or even mention) his size.

In sexy movie scenes, people are always ripping off each other's clothing, but in real life he's probably never had the chance to do it. It's always hot to be someone's first anything, so wear some cheap undies or an old top you're never planning to wear again, and give him the go ahead to let 'er rip.

Whatever it is that you're about to do in bed, make him feel that you're dying to do it. Flattery will get you everywhere with guys, so narrate the action like you're about to eat the world's best piece of chocolate cake.