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The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

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Originally Posted by captncrzy

The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

Confession- I think that's actually cute.

Originally Posted by involvelemons

Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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Originally Posted by captncrzy

The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

Re: Confessions

Originally Posted by captncrzy

The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

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My mother moved out of state a few months ago. I used to see her all the time. She lives on the outskirts of town in an area with poor cell phone reception so it's too difficult trying to talk to her when we can't even hold a conversation. In a few months we went from really close to like she doesn't even exist.

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My roommate keeps making travel plans with me. Vegas, prescott, coachella, now he wants to take me to shows in denver. We have become very good friends. Unfortunately I keep thinking how much nicer this relationship coud be if we were also sleeping together. Crushes suck.

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I have never watched any of the Lord of the Rings movies. Don't really care to either.

edit: To be honest I tried to watch the first one twice, but fell asleep half way through both times.

I've watched the theatrical release of LOTRs (all three) 5xs. I've watched the director's cut versions on DVD an additional 5xs each. I've marathoned the director's cuts back to back to back 3 of those times.

This Will Destroy You| A Place To Bury Strangers| His Name Is Alive| Barry Manilow| Coachella| U2

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That is what I would normally think too, but he recently got engaged and is planning to move to mexico. Although he never says her name and told me last night that I say nicks name far too much. Its all very confusing. I am just sitting back and waiting for whatevers going to happen next.

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Sometimes the best intentions of trying to offer advice to a friend can backfire in the most awful way, when it's really not advice but just someone to listen they need. I feel terrible and I wish I knew how to fix it.

Last edited by ThatGirl; 12-02-2012 at 06:02 PM.

Originally Posted by M Sparks

It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.

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Originally Posted by ThatGirl

Sometimes the best intentions of trying to offer advice to a friend can backfire in the most awful way, when it's really not advice but just someone to listen they need. I feel terrible and I wish I knew how to fix it.

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Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?