To write this article on cunnilingus, I created a mini-survey to get some perspectives from readers, Twitter followers, Facebook friends and a bunch of total strangers. I threw “box job”—as Dan Savage once described the act—in the title simply because, sad as it seems, I assumed that that the technical term (which is derived from…

My new favorite pop star? Italy's Gionny Scandal. What an artiste! His new song, "I'm Horny," features a bevy of barely legal blondes sucking lollipops and being sprayed in the face with whipped cream while they sing a chorus about giving him a blowjob. Everyone's mamma must be so proud! [Europopped]…

Something no one tells you about sex? A good romp in the sack can be dangerous. No, I'm not talking about potentially deadly sexually transmitted diseases and infections, like HIV. (Although those are dangerous too, obviously.) I'm talking about the rug burn, pulled hair, and the overzealous nipple bite (ow!) that every woman needs to…

More sexy photos of Christina Aguilera have leaked (allegedly from the hackers wrecking havoc on female celebs) including several where Xtina is allegedly mimicking oral sex on dude and a chocolate covered banana. Is that really more raunchy than Christina's "Not Tonight" video? [The Superficial] Kevin Federline is reportedly expecting his fifth child…

Here's a gift I could really use: a Diesel store in India gave away blowjob kneepads with purchases over $150! The packages, which subtly display a woman's open mouth, read "buy one, get one pearl necklace free." That's ... just ... ew. At least Diesel can't be accused of not thinking of your…

"Yeah -- 'Blue Valentine,' 'Black Swan'... ladies getting it on! They're all different movies and it's done differently; I think Greenberg's use of [oral sex] is the most comedic, because there's something so funny about people hooking up for the first time and he immediately goes down on her ... I think, I hope, it'…

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man likes being woken up to a BJ. It's like friggin' Christmas morning, any day of the year. But us ladies? Not so much. Feel free to correct me if you feel otherwise, but there's something creepy and invasive about the idea of waking up with…

"I thought, 'I've never seen that before in a movie and I'm proud to be the first [to have an onscreen oral sex scene]. Good on us for making that happen ... As the woman in the situation that was in question, I found absolutely nothing scandalous, tawdry or disgusting about it ... when we…

Awesome future timewaster alert! The just launched blog Bad Sex Ed compiles the best of the worst sex advice people have ever received. It's only got a few entries so far, but there's this gem: My brother told me that I should look deeply into a girl’s eyes while kissing her, that girl…

As 2010 edges to a close, dirty minds like mine think not of the resolutions I failed to follow through on. No, I reflect back on when, exactly, was the best sex I had all year. Was it that night in the hotel room in upstate New York? Anytime after I brought home a…

We've been gearing up for the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams movie, "Blue Valentine," for ages now. And so we weren't happy when the movie was given an NC-17 rating due to an implied oral sex scene. What this means, in the grand scheme of things, is that the Motion Pictures Associatio…

Lykke Li has a new music video. The song is called "Get Some." Here are some of the lyrics: "I'm a prostitute/you gon get some." There's also talk of pulling pants down and shotgun blasts and those sorts of things. If you know what I mean. And I think you do. The video is urba…

Some unfortunate women around the country have to plead with their men to service their downtown real estate. But lucky Manhattan ladies who purchase women's magazines have been finding handwritten magazine inserts from a 45-year-old bookkeeper named John Westwood, who offers his phone number and an earnest offer...

"Family Guy"'s Seth MacFarlane stopped by the "The Tonight Show" recently to crack a few jokes with Jay Leno and naturally the two turned to comedy gold, Delaware Republican Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell. Sadly, this was before her "I am not a witch" video, so the two had to find other thing…

"If you a man and your [sic] over 25 and you don't eat pu*** just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol." —50 Cent gives more classy advice via Twitter. Thanks a million for being an advocate for vag. Wait, what if the guy is under 25? Should…

We kind of started approving of everything Justin Timberlake does after he shed his N'Sync-era brillo pad curls and excessive denim. The upcoming ads he directed for his 901 Tequila, however, throws his infallibility back into question. Justin seems to have followed the "when in doubt, make it about sex" logic that so many…

Porn star Bobbi Eden, who calls herself "#1 Dutch Pornstar," says that if the Netherlands team wins the World Cup, she'll give all her followers oral sex. Impressive! Or, you know, sad. She won't be working alone, though, she says, but doling out said acts with fellow porn stars Vicki Vette, Missy Hybrid (???), and…

Simply Irresistible

Over the years, we've poked fun at a lot of "based on a true story" movies that turned out to be bullshit. But then we thought that maybe we should stop giving Hollywood shit for embellishing history a bit if it lets them tell a slightly better story. So instead, we decided to give Hollywood…

As you slog your way through the myriad not-yet-April Fools' Day pranks that plague this nation, revel in this: no one has ever pranked someone better than Michael Jackson pranked Russell Crowe, and he did it for years. In an interview with The Guardian, Crowe revealed that despite having never met Jackson,…