a creature that cant be found at zoos; it is amongst us humans. it does things that incites attention. it causes sences it doesn't let love in, but emits laughter. its is known as an ewi. its catch phrases are "you know what i mean?" and "i mean..."

'ee·wee
n. The acronym for Electronic Wind Instrument, a non-acoustic, 8-octave wind instrument manufactured by the Akai Professional corporation and made popular by saxophonist Michael Brecker. The EWI consists of two primary components: the controller, utilizing the boehm fingering system similar to that of a saxophone; and the analog tone generator module. It is related to the less popular Electronic Valve Instrument (see EVI).