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I really hope he's getting good coin from his gig there. but I won't be surprised if gets shafted after his contract with the band runs out.
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now that our acidkid's medical adventure's done, I have to deal with shit at work... monday my "report" contacts me about one of the guys in the factory... long story short the guy is having anger management issues that morning, and my guy is asking me what to do. I told my report to tell the angry guy to go home. my report puts down the intercom, turns around, steps out and the angry guy suddenly slapped him out of nowhere.

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Did you hear the sound of the slap over the intercom? Was the sound a ringing report? /wanker.

Guy get fired?

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Maybe American systems are different, but I'm fairly sure than in the UK assaulting a member of staff is grounds for instant dismissal and possibly even criminal charges (if the victim wants to push for them)?

I cant imagine being able to get away with slapping some of the people I work with. It would make the week go so much faster!

^ nah... it's cool. I do have the authority to suspend someone that I deem a threat or a danger to the workplace. so little pacquiao here is gonna stay at home, with no pay, while we sort out this mess. and I'm not in a hurry to do so too.

Maybe American systems are different, but I'm fairly sure than in the UK assaulting a member of staff is grounds for instant dismissal and possibly even criminal charges (if the victim wants to push for them)?
I cant imagine being able to get away with slapping some of the people I work with. It would make the week go so much faster!

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The same here.

I can't count the times I have wanted to beat the shit out of customers or co-workers.

Maybe American systems are different, but I'm fairly sure than in the UK assaulting a member of staff is grounds for instant dismissal and possibly even criminal charges (if the victim wants to push for them)?
I cant imagine being able to get away with slapping some of the people I work with. It would make the week go so much faster!

Thanks fellas, but I lost a juvenile case today and I feel fucking terrible about it. Some dumb 14 year old kid who took his neighbor's car and went for a joy ride is in kiddie prison because I wasn't good enough today. Ugh.

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Are there judges that are more progressive with justice? Do any judges say to kids like this, "I think what you need is a swift kick right in the ass. You keep this up you will end up a piece a shit like so many people that come before me. Hey mom and dad, beat the hell out of him and smash his iPhone!" Court adjorned!

Are there judges that are more progressive with justice? Do any judges say to kids like this, "I think what you need is a swift kick right in the ass. You keep this up you will end up a piece a shit like so many people that come before me. Hey mom and dad, beat the hell out of him and smash his iPhone!" Court adjorned!

Thanks fellas, but I lost a juvenile case today and I feel fucking terrible about it. Some dumb 14 year old kid who took his neighbor's car and went for a joy ride is in kiddie prison because I wasn't good enough today. Ugh.

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Harvey, I could be wrong here, but a short stay in prison might be what the kid needs. If he's gotten away with things in the past, then the hard slap of Consequences might bring him around to understanding that the world Doesn't Play Around. Of course, the inverse might be true as well and the kid might be headed for worse and more of it, but it's hard to tell at this point.

And, FWIW, I'm close enough to these situations to not be blowing smoke here.

I've got to go into the office and give a critical evaluation of a colleague's performance in just a bit. I strongly prefer to mix in some positives with the negatives when I do that, but I'm having a hard time in this case. The person I"m evaluating is definitely green, and so I want to be encouraging where I can. But I also need to be honest.

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i got told this morning for eating the scrambled eggs that were made for the kids.

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Fattie.

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