Jennifer Lopez Gets Punny in Dubai (and in Balmain)

“HOLA LOVERS. Do you get the brilliance yet? Yes, yes, I know that I am a queen and I make netting look like the finest satin. You do not need to tell me that over and over again. Think about the other part of my genius. I will give you a hint: It’s a rhyme. It has to do with Alex and me and how we are a match made in headlines. I mean, Heaven. Keep thinking. … GIVE UP? I knew it. Prepare yourselves to faint of envy and hit your head on your cardboard cutout of me: We are a New York Yankee and his New York Hanky. I KNOW. You’re welcome.”