The Wee Smokie Club This area is available to those members with a ranking of "Wee Smokie" or above. You need to make at least 200 posts to achieve this ranking. Membership is by request (ie. let us know if you're a Wee Smokie and we'll let you in). This is just a bit of fun - think of it as a private members club for our most prolific members! Dress code: smart casual, no denim.