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Hilariously excessive

Just blogged about this over on Nineteen-Eighty Six, but I thought it needed to be repeated here. According to the Daily Mail (a British pseudo-tabloid), Kellogg’s are allegedly going to start laser-etching their logo onto Corn Flakes, in order to cut down on the apparently large market for copycat flakes. Gizmodo has a breakdown as to how this is almost certainly a joke that someone mistook for news, and it wasn’t even written by the Onion!