Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz “canoodled” at Beacher’s Madhouse in Las Vegas after Brit Brit’s show. Either this is a set-up and they have one of those short-term contracts or they’re really fucking. If it’s the latter, it’s probably going to end with Kellan’s strongman anus accidentally chopping Miley’s lizard tongue off when she’s tossing his salad – Lainey Gossip

Tori Spelling is making Dean McDermott’s life “hell” after he passed his dick to some side piece and I’m taking that to mean that she’s punishing him by walking around the house SANS FARDS – Celebitchy

That picture in V Magazine of Cindy Crawford shaving some hot piece makes me want to scream, “BUT YOU AND KD LANG DID IT BETTER!” – Drunken Stepfather

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