I'm house sitting for some people for 2 weeks and they didn't leave a list of instructions, no wi-fi password, no way to turn their unnecessarily complex tv set up on, and they have no keys to their house so I have to leave it unlocked. Oh and they have a dog and two cats that I'm totally winging food/water for.

I'm house sitting for some people for 2 weeks and they didn't leave a list of instructions, no wi-fi password, no way to turn their unnecessarily complex tv set up on, and they have no keys to their house so I have to leave it unlocked. Oh and they have a dog and two cats that I'm totally winging food/water for.

What kind of hippie couple is this? Sounds like if they came home and something was amiss they'd be too stoned to notice.