It's been five years since Eliot's team split up when the world changed for the worse. He's still not looking for a new one. #3: Evan Lorne followed a call from Eliot Spencer. He's not sure if it was such a good idea, after all.

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover