A relatively new kids book is available from the authors of “Why Mommy is a Democrat” and “Why Daddy is a Democrat.”

If you’re looking for a book for your children that will help nurture them toward a life of dependency, debt, mandatory volunteerism, sacrificing freedom in the name of junk science and abortion as a method of birth control, then “LittleDemocrats” is here to help your precious offspring end up as one of these.

Here’s the book:

How did they end up with that title? Because “Mama Voted for Teleprompter” didn’t rhyme.

The book “Why Mommy is a Democrat,” which was released in 2005, sums up the “progressive” philosophy nicely:

(Just don’t share the toys that you find in the dresser that has what mommy calls “the magic drawer,” kid)

To order any of the books, go to the website and tell the author that “books about Democrats are a human right” and as such he should provide them for free. As a good progressive, he’ll be cool with that.