When's the last time anyone saw Jon Dough jump Diedre
Holland's bones? Unlike Neanderthal fossils, this
recently-unearthed, late '80s relic is not a particularly
valuable example of hetero-erectus, although it does have an
"enormous" significance of sorts when Rocco and Selen perform
a rather uninhibited fertility dance.

Before she chokes on his choad and bends over for some hot
doggie-style humping, he thoroughly beats her ass into a
frenzy. (This may not play in Peoria, retailers be advised.)
Flub-a-dubbing doesn't bolster the standard sex, which is
padded out into the sequel. Pretty Euro-girls are the
highlight.