Bobbi Kristina Brown told Oprah that the ghost of her dearly departed mom Whitney Houston visits her at the Atlanta mansion she's been living in since her mother's untimely death — which sounds like the synopsis for a zany Disney comedy. Dropping the borderline comforting/mildly depressing titbit during the talk show titan's anything-for-ratings exploit-a-thon, Bobbi Kristina added that spirit Whitney offers her words of encouragement and engages in some old-timey haunting by switching the lights off and on, presumably for shits and giggles. "Especially throughout the house, lights turning off and on. And I'll say, ‘Mom, what are you doing?'" she said. "I can hear her voice in spirit talking to me, saying, ‘Keep moving, baby. I gotcha.' Her spirit is strong." Luckily they enjoyed a close relationship, so Bobbi won't be calling the Ghostbusters anytime soon. "Of course, we had arguments, but at the end of the day she was still my mother, she was my confidant. She was my everything. I was her everything," she said, adding that they got to spend some quality time together the day before Whitney died. "She stayed with me all night and all day. She was holding my head, everything. I slept in her arms all day." [NYDN]Whitney's sister-in-law Pat is adding fuel to the fire of murder conspiracies by saying she doesn't know how her famous sibling got into the tub. [TMZ]
BTW, Oprah cried while talking to Patricia Houston. [Radar]

Madonna is weighing in on the whole Adele/Karl Lagerfeld"fat" controversy by confirming that the designer needs to eat a bag of dicks. 'That's horrible. That's ridiculous, that's just the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard," she said. "Adele's a great talent and how much she weighs has nothing to do with it." [Daily Mail]
Let's hope that Madonna's thick skin also acts as a flotation device now that she's opened the criticism floodgates by saying that she has it tough as a single working mom. [US]

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It's somewhat surprising that Rihanna is a fan of Jersey Shore's resident pickle aficionado, the singer outing herself by saying she was stoked to hear news of Snooki's pregnancy. "That's dope," she said. "We need more Snookis in the world!" The idea of which creates a rather entertaining mental picture. [Radar]Rihanna's former religious mentor says that she needs to quit this Chris Brown carry-on. [The Sun]

It should come as no surprise that someone who has been celebrated for nothing but her looks since a young age has grown up to be a bit of an entitled asshole, but Piers Morgan has added "absolute fucking brat" to the list of adjectives one could use to describe Kate Moss. "She came up to me at some charity thing with Naomi Campbell and gave me a full, haymaking kick. And then the next time we had dinner in a restaurant, she was opposite me ... and kicked me again … I looked at her and said, ‘Kate, why are you kicking me?' She said, ‘Because I want to,'" he said. "Kate Moss is utterly horrific. If people actually knew what she was like they would never, ever be interested in her again … She's just a real spoilt little madam." [Mirror]

She's made her living off being a bit of a larger-than-life vamp, but Raquel Welch says that her generation kept a bit of class about them whereas the youth of today feel compelled to act as if our lives are one giant orgasm. "I think we've gotten to the point in our culture where we're all sex addicts, literally. We have equated happiness in life with as many orgasms as you can possibly pack in," she said. "I think this era of porn is at least partially responsible for it. Where is the anticipation and the personalization? It's an exploitation of the poor male's libidos. Poor babies – they can't control themselves!" [US]

We're starting to think that celebrities are contractually obligated to have nude photos in their phones, so that haXXors have something to live for. The latest lady to have her privates made public? Heather Morris of Glee. [The WoW Report, Daily Mail, Fleshbot (NSFW)]

In the latest installment of post-baby Beyoncé and Jay-Z watch we see the couple enjoy an "intimate" birthday dinner with Robin Thicke and their closest friends/wall of security guards. [Page Six]

Fans of The Walking Dead are in for a bit of a shocker, with last night's episode proving to be pretty phenomenal. I haven't seen it as I'm just emerging from a blackout of a weekend but Sarah Silverman and the folk over at E! are beside themselves. Oh, and massive spoiler alert (allegedly)! [E!]

It's a crying shame that this video of Marie Osmond peeing herself publicly yesterday has been taken down. Likely because she now has a spokesperson deal with TENA in the works. Well played, Osmond. [E!]

You forget how awesome a movie Curly Sue was until you realize that the adorably abusive roustabout is all grown up and getting married in real life. [E!]

Matthew McConaughey has moved back to Texas, where his near-constant shirtlessness and occasional public drunkenness is accepted more readily. [E!]

Will The Hunger Games be more popular than Twilight? Do we really have to make a choice on this desperately important issue? One thing is for sure: Jennifer Lawrence's Katniss Everdeen doesn't seem like she'd stand for the emotionally manipulative fuckery that Bella calmly accepted. [E!]

The family as a whole doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the area, but Khloe Kardashian is keen to share some obvious tips for a happy marriage. [US]

In further marriage news you didn't really ask for, Emily Blunt says hers is the most important thing in her life. [US]

An ex-assistant of Courtney Love is shopping around a tell-all book in which she alleges that her former employer had, gasp, drug issues. Revelation! [TMZ]