jokes

I decided to make a Joke thread where you can post Jokes you know[Always in English] :P
Here are two of those i remembered right now,more to come:
1st
One day a lady goes in a Taxi with a parrot on her shoulder,Wanting to go to a weding.She tells the driver the adress and she please...

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</center>There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. So, he began circling...

Lets begin with saying what's a personal project. At grade ten (in any schools that follow the Middle Year Program [MYP]) each student has to choose to make some project, make it, present it on a special evening to the school and finnaly make a written essay.
My Personal Project is to make a...

Hey people post your jokes here i got a good one here
1)Your mammas so stupid that she got locked in a bathroom and pee'd her pants
2)Your mammas so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning!
3) your mammas sso fat that se missed the bus and was chacing it and said...

Hey guys, i thought id spice up the forums by throwing in a Joke Thread. So Post Your Jokes Here! :laff:
hippe gets on to a bus. and he sits by this nun cuz she is hella hot so he gets up the curage and says "will u have sex with me" and the nun gasps and runs off the bus. the hippe walks...

lol I'm kidna looking for stuff to cheer people up after the columbia so I thought that a joek thread would be in order :p
Anyways post your jokes here.
I have a blonde joke:
What do a Tutrle and a blonde have in common?
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Once on there backs there both...

Hey guys. This is just something I did out of boredom.
Its not much. But I skinned the original Dragon Balls. To look like
the Black Star Dragon Balls. Only diffrence is that the skin is darker.
And the stars are black
Heres a pic...