Boba Fett Caption Contest #5

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Author

Date

Fan'sChoice

1

Fett: "Whoa! What is all this, these flickering lights, these props..."
Vader: "Yeah, they used these things called Sets, back when movies were quality, and well thought out, and not absorbed with what they could do with FX."

Vader: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Fett: "The day Darth Vader starts doing yoga is the day Solo hits my jetpack with a staff which then will send me flying into the sarlaac pit to strip away half my skin and armour, leaving me helpless until I blow a huge hole through it and escape and be rescued by some idiot named Dengar only to make a partnership that won't last until I drive my ship into a shield generator surrounding a random planet called Byss."
Vader: "The day you shut up should hopefully come sooner."

Ben of Toronto

113929920002/07/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Fett: "Nice armor.... Did you get to pick it?"
Vader: "What do you think, of course not I was burnt to a crisp!"

Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.

Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."

Zam Wesell of North Carolina

114232320003/14/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Fett: "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if..."
Vader: "If what?"
Fett: "If the Clone Wars had never happened."
Vader: "Well, I definately would probably not be Darth Vader."
Fett: "Well, I guess it could have never happened...."
Vader: "What?"
Fett: "The Clone Wars never happening."
Vader: "You confuse me too much..."

Jaster Mereel of North Carolina

114249600003/16/2006

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Boba: One day I will fall into a hole and then get almost killed but blast out before I die.
Vader: Huh?
Boba: Oh, I don't know, sometimes I just say stupid stuff.
Vader: One question.
Boba: What?
Vader: Didn't your dad say not to play near the Sarlacc?
Boba: What?!?
Vader: I can read your mind.
Stormtrooper to another Stormtrooper: I think we should throw them both in the Carbonite freezing chamber.
Other Stormtrooper: Maybe someday...

Mace Windy of North Carolina

114292800003/21/2006

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

2

Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.

Tristan of Newberg, Or.

114292800003/21/2006

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Fett: I have a cooler mask than you.
Vader: Well I guess you might....
Fett: Finally I'm right about something!
Vader: Hey, I got another bounty for you.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: You. Your the bounty. Please use disentigrations.
Fett: What? What?
Vader: You heard me.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: I so rock!!!

Maybe those ugnauts will learn to keep their hands to themselves now...

coolkid of massachusetts

114249600003/16/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

Fett: "We look cool."
Vader: "Very cool indeed..."

Kel Solaar of Kamino

114215040003/12/2006

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Fett: "Well, another year, but only 2 of us left for the Battle of Geonosis reunion."
Vader: "Yes..."
Fett: "So what now? What do you want to do?"
Vader: "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Fett: "I'd like to take that bloody mask off you and watch you suffocate while the ugnaughts make mock wheezing noises."

Dervish of Huntington, New York

114215040003/12/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."

Kina Fett of Durham, North Carolina

114120000003/01/2006

0

Currently 0.00/1

1

(Boba's thought) Darn! He's still taller than me. I wonder if he has platforms in his boots
(Vader) I heard that, and no, i don't have platforms in my boots!

That better not by your hand on my butt, Vader.

In a whiny voice, "The Empire will compensate you if he dies." Yeah right!!

Turtle

113852160001/29/2006

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1

Fett: Check out the *** on that
Vader: Yeah that Leia sure is something
Fett: Leia yeah...

MaVeRiCK

113860800001/30/2006

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1

What are we staring at?

TK-227

113860800001/30/2006

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1

If Vader wasn't so tall, I could slip him bunny-ears. Darn.

draco fett

113860800001/30/2006

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1

Fett: "It seems we never see each other like this."
Vader: "Yeah, wanna catch a movie Episode 3 is playing?"

I'mnotaidoit

113860800001/30/2006

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1

Vader: "There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the person responsible for cutting my helmet in this photo. No dis..."
Boba: "I know, I know...No disintegrations."

Rodrigo Arenas

113860800001/30/2006

0

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1

Oh Han, trapped in carbonite. It's so cold. He's stuck in ice.

nathaniel

113869440001/31/2006

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1

What's Vader staring at? Is he even watching this?

Me

113869440001/31/2006

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1

So, Boba, Boba, stand by me...

Jangodaman

113869440001/31/2006

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1

Fett: "So how long does it take to get frozen?"
Vader: "About an hour I guess."
Fett: "What do you want to do until then?"
Vader: "Checkers?"

Mr.Fett

113869440001/31/2006

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1

Fett: "Why am I short!?"
Vader: "...are you related to a troll?"

Kasey

113869440001/31/2006

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1

This looks awkward, Vader...

Spider Fett

113878080002/01/2006

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1

Fett: "Who knew carbonate was so orange and bright?"
Vader: "Yeah, and its so shiny that there's a reflection on my helmet."

Aloher

113878080002/01/2006

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1

Boba: *Thinks* He smells like strawberries.

Zara Orono

113886720002/02/2006

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1

Fett: "I am never using Internet dating again."

Michelle

113895360002/03/2006

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1

Vader: So anyway, I was thinking a nice beige for the living room...
Boba:(Thinking) Wow, I can't see a thing is this helmet.

Maverick

113904000002/04/2006

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1

Fett: "Man... did someone expose the film to the light before it was done developing?"
Vader: "Yeah. You'd think we could find a better Dark Room of the Force."

Anonymous

113912640002/05/2006

0

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1

Fett: "Hey Vader, hows it goin'?"
Vader: "Not too bad."
Fett: "So how's the kids?"
Vader: "They're dead! No, I'm just kidding. They're being a pain though. As you can see Leia's boyfriend is about to be turned into a popsicle because of her."

Wook Romano

113921280002/06/2006

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

FETT: "NOOO! Han! I thought you loved ME!! All these years playing hard to get for this! Damn you, Leia, DAMN YOU!!!"

Psycho from Planet Ten

113929920002/07/2006

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1

VADER: "What is this? Where are we?"
FETT: "We're in the *future.* Everything's *shiny* here..."

Darth Revan

113938560002/08/2006

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1

Fett: "Oh great could you next time get a place with a little less fog."
Vader: "It's all we could afford."

Robert Fett

113955840002/10/2006

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1

(Leia and Han start kissing)
Fett: "Whoo! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"

The fact that my antenna comes up to his head is disturbing. The fact that I'm in high heels and he's still taller than me just goes too far for my taste.

Cody

114024960002/18/2006

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1

Vader, stop breathing down my neck--your giving me the chills!

danger

114033600002/19/2006

1

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1 vote

1

Darth Vader's NEW apprentice...

Anonymous

114059520002/22/2006

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1

Fett: (To Vader) "DAMN YOU AND YOU'RE PLATFORM KISS BOOTS!"

fairyblood

114068160002/23/2006

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1

Vader: "You don't say much do you?"
Fett: "It come from being from a large family.."

korlex

114154560003/05/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Vader: How much is Captain Solo worth to you?
Boba: Ummmmm.....He is worth about 200 million, more or less.
Vader: WHAT?!?! That means if he dies during this I have to pay you that!?!?
Boba: Yup. Pretty much.
Vader: *Jumps into the Carbon Freezing Chamber after Han* NO!!!!

Fett: "We so need are own theme music..."
Vader: "Speak for yourself."

Pizza the hutt

114258240003/17/2006

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Fett: What if he dosen't survive? He's worth alot to me.
Vader: The empire will compensate for your losses.
Fett: It had better or I'm sueing big time.

severien

114310080003/23/2006

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2

Boba Fett: *on phone with Dengar* Hey, I've got a joke for ya, what do you get when you give a Sith a job at a resturaunt?
Dengar: I've got no idea.
Boba: Simple, you get Darth Waiter!!
Vader: *overhears the joke and walks over*
Boba: *still talking on phone* So, the other day, I saw Vader staring at a beautiful picture of Padmé. You should've seen the look on Luke's face- *notices Vader* WAUGH! VADER!
Vader: Well? I'm dying to hear the rest of your hilarious story, Mr. Comedian. Do share!

Katie

137689560008/19/2013

2

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2 votes

1

BOBA: Wow. That is a NICE Han Solo toy mold you've got there.

LEGOFett

137724120008/23/2013

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1

Dang, Vader's got a nice booty.

Moosemushroom

113843520001/28/2006

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1

Fett: What if he dies? He's worth a lot to me.
Vader: He won't.
Fett: Are you sure?
Vader: Yes I am.
Fett: But...
Vader: Put Captain Solo in.
Fett: How come no one listens to me?