To any readers: my computer has died (again) and I am having more super fun medical dramas. I still want to write, and will still be updating things, but right now I am trying to stay afloat. More news when I get a new computer.

I write for the thrill of it, and the rush that comes from feeling the words form themselves.

I post because I am a total review h0.

As long as you accept these two things, I'm sure we'll rub along just fine.

I just realised I forgot to enable anon reviews. This has been fixed.

Also, all my characters are over the age of consent in my country. Even if they are just kissing, they are over the age of consent. Australia does not have any laws supporting freedom of speech, and thus I want it on the record stating that everything that happens in my fiction is completely legal. Except maybe for the actual 'fanfic' status itself... damn.

A final note: I don't put the fic status at 'complete' just to amuse myself (although now I think about it, that would be kinda funny). I'm sorry, but if it says 'complete' that means the fic is over, folks. If 'complete' is not pasted on, then yeah, there might be updates. But overall, I really like writing the oneshots. I'm lazy like that.

Chase Young rules the world, Omi at his side. The world plunged into eternal darkness, Chase has begun to sell the human race into slavery. And Kimiko has just been sold to...Jack Spicer? JackxKim...Please Review!

SemiAU from Waterbending Scroll. Every villain thinks that kidnapping the girl will result in their victory. Unfortunately, things rarely turn out that way. Instead, Zuko and Katara somehow manage to unleash two malicious spirits upon the world. Oh dear.

[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.

What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]

After a Xiaolin Showdown, Kimiko is left without any memories of who she is. She has only one clue to her past: Jack Spicer. So what will the evil boy genius do when the Xiaolin monk appears at his door? KimikoJack

The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!

Lt. Jee and several other soldiers decide to get their fortune told, only to find out that their own Prince Zuko is going to fall for a Waterbender! Now, it’s a race against time and fate as the solders try to stop this from happening! [zutara humor]

Tifa has finally taken all she can stand with all of the fanfic cliches she has to face. Now, in her desire to 'mix it up a bit', she cuts a swath of terror and destruction through all genres, and no overused idea is safe. Up now: The Evil Tifa ARF Clich