Rou, I know from experience that the techs who draw blood are vampires. Trust me. One of my favorites has vampire cartoons all over her office. And fangs. I love it.

Minxy, maybe you are just having an out of body experience.

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I love all the Curl Junkie products. Still experimenting with gels and curl creams. Still hoping for 2nd day hair.... Every day is a gift

So my ex told me a ton of times that I make strange noises when I sleep. She had even gone so far as to ask if I loudly masturbate in the middle of the night because she hears me. I would get SO OFFENDED at her making up that crap. Just because she is bothered by masturbation, I thought she was trying to make me feel bad (as she had done in other situations). She also said I would grind my teeth a lot. Which I know I do. I had a terrible headache yesterday and figured I must be grinding my teeth again.

So over the weekend, I got another smart alarm app. This one evidently records sleeping noises it hears in the middle of the night. This morning, I saw all sorts of stuff on the noise chart so I hit play on one. OH. MY. GOODNESS. I made some INTERESTING noises. Moans and stuff. And I can clearly hear myself grinding my teeth.

Not good. I feel compelled to apologize for how I had acted when she would mention it, but I won't.

But world: I feel bad I acted like that. I had no idea I slept so loudly!

Seriously though. What is up with the moans? Am I turning around? What the funk am I doing?

Originally Posted by Curlyminx

I really want to know what app this is! I know I talk and make noises - sometimes I wake myself mid sentence - I would LOVE to know what I actually sound like (although... it does sort of scare me LOL)

and also - I don't think you probably owe her any apologies at this point? how about how she acted/sounded when she was AWAKE??

My sister is like that. We were in the Bahamas last month and I finally asked her one morning what she was doing! The night we got home she fell asleep on my love seat and its so small there is no way she could have been up to anything. Finally believed her that she is just a sexy sleeper

I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn

OMG Rou!!!! We went to the drive in last night and had to leave the second show cause the fog was so bad. Got home and couldn't sleep because of the all the coffee I'd had, finally fell asleep about 3 and there was a bolt of thunder so loud both cats jumped off the bed. Up for another hour

I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn

2/c-3a Coarse hair med. density.
Highly porous. Color over grey.
I love all the Curl Junkie products. Still experimenting with gels and curl creams. Still hoping for 2nd day hair.... Every day is a gift

So on Tuesday morning I woke up with my left eye just streaming tears, painful and extremely light sensitive. Turns out I have a corneal ulcer - basically the surface of my cornea split (like a cracked lip) and developed an infection. I've got antibiotic drops now and it's getting better, but OMG OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

P.S. - although this can happen to anyone, it is 80% more likely to happen to those that regularly sleep in their contacts (even contacts that are made to be slept in)

It's supposed to be 90 degrees today. Why are you wearing long black pants and a cable knit sweater??? You dork. I feel uncomfortable just looking at you. If I see someone w/ boots on, I'm sucking my teeth really loudly.