It’s that time of year again! Valentine’s Day may not be everyone’s favorite holiday, but whether you’re out on some romantic adventure with your lover or at home with an entire pizza and bottle of wine that you’ve bitterly claimed as your own, there’s one thing we can all agree on -- it’s a real bummer most of these woman don’t actuallyexist to celebrate with us. Presenting the ten (and then some) lovely TV ladies we’d be happy to share our pizza with this February 14th:

10. Cosima Niehaus (Tatiana Maslany) - Orphan Black

Sure, Valentine’s Day would probably be ruined by Cosima coughing up blood from whatever Clone disease she’s sadly acquired, but in a magical world where everything works out fine, this swoon-worthy scientist definitely deserves a box of chocolates (and a flu shot). Let’s be real, anything Tatiana Maslany touches turns to gold, and any member of the Clone Club may look the perfect V-Day part, but Cosima seems a lot less likely to murder you or get you strangled in a disposal then say, Helena or Alison. Don’t forget to mark April 19th on your calendar- Orphan Black’s return is a holiday of its own.