Worse. Video resume. Ever

Today’s job market is tough. To find that important first job, you need a resume that stands out from the crowd. Something that says you’re someone special; someone to be taken seriously.

That’s probably what Aleksey Vayner was thinking when he submitted this video resume, modestly titled “Impossible is Nothing” to the financial services firm UBS AG.

All you need to know about its glorious retchedness is that it opens with the “interviewer” saying…

“Lexi, you’re known as somebody who has studied the principals of personal development for a long time. Applying these principals to yourself you’ve coincidentally become a model of personal development and an inspiration to many around you. While those successes different [sic] to every individual, it is generally [sic] accepted notion that people are much happier when they grow, develop and are good at what they do. How does [sic] some people like yourself become very proficient in the fields much faster than most?”