Motor City Madman TED NUGENT checked in on his Facebook page to issue the following update:

"Greetings my fellow Nuge facebookers. Sorry I haven't been on much lately but the double knee replacement surgery knocked me on my ass royal! I should be up and dancing like a full bluntal Nugity Motown guitar animal real soon. For now it's all about pain management and retraining my new knees to ROCK!! Thanx as always for your support and goodwill here, and by all means, don't scare away the mindless soulless subhuman haters cuz outlandish brain-dead humor has a powerful curing effect. Godspeed productive Americans, damn the rest of em. Happy almost turkey season! May the bluegill slabs and thunder chickens infest your grills ASAP!"