Doug Stanhope

At age 43, comedian Doug Stanhope is clearly part of Generation X. However, he thinks the Millennials are pretty boring. Older generations always complain how the newer ones are more deviant, he says, but Ill be the first one to complain the other way. I mean, we used to do crank off topless dancers and shit. But these kids? The closest theyve gotten to a fistfight is on a message board. Its like, You lookin at my girl? Im gonna delete you from my Facebook! Youve got some blocked-user messages in your future! Known for his crass, vitriolic, and hilarious observations (often delivered while smoking and drinking onstage), Stanhopes humor is not for the faint of heart. And you better see him while you can, as hes planning to wrap up his career with an End of the World concert on December 20, 2012, the last date on the Mayan calendar. 21 and over event. (Also: Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland, 7 p.m. Sun.) ROB RUGGIERO