A list of things you really shouldn’t name your boat.

The following is a list of awful names that were actually taken from the BoatUS custom lettering website, which many boaters use to physically create the decal that becomes their boat’s name. In an attempt to help new boat owners with their brainstorming, the BoatUS website features a huge, alphabetically-sorted list of thousands of possible names. And some of them are just astounding.

I admit some of these are funny, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say please, for the love of god and decency, do not give your boat any of the following names:

Ahoy Vey

Aft Oar Ours

Ambivilance

Aphrodisyacht

BASS KISSER

BABY OVERBOARD

big tool the milf man

BLOOD SWEAT AND MONEY

Boatzilla

BOBBY HULL

BREAKING WIND

Captain Stabbin

Cheeks & Thong

Chicken Of The Sea

Cirrhosis of the River

CRIME PAYS

Current Wife

Deez Knots

Farfrompuken

Father’s Mercy

Fish Paste

floating beer keg

Frying Nemo

GALLEY SLAVE

High Jack

HOBOAT

Hot Ruddered Bum

Hope It Floats II

Humphrey Boatgart

In Deep Ship

INXS

I AM JUSTIN

Jack’s Off

Knot His

Liquid Explosion

MO’ RON

My Boat!

My Dixie Wrecked

QWERTY

Sea Donkey

Sinking Feeling

The Hairy Mullet

Titanic

Tow Fetish

Tuna Colada

U.S.S. Ducktape

Welfare Fraud

Zoloft

The entries on this master list seem to be submitted by their members, using a form attached to the bottom of the page. On one hand, this is disappointing because it means there may not be actual boats with these names out there, but overall it would probably be better if these boats only exist in trollish imaginations.