The Court entertained the question: what young hottie is Taylor Swift dating now? what counts as “clothes” when examining a union contract, which provides that employees don’t get paid for time spent “changing clothes” if a union contract says so?

Now, you may be asking yourself, “Which Real Housewives star got drunk and arrested?” “How can I contain my excitement?”

Ok, calm down. I’ll get to the punchline. Tom Cruise renounces Scientology for Buddhism. The Supreme Court held, in this opinion, that time spent putting on and taking off protective gear such as jackets, pants, Beyonce’s wardrobe malfunction hardhats, boots, or other items that clearly cover body parts and are articles of dress, is not compensable under the FLSA if the union and employer agree that such “donning and doffing” is not compensable.