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The original picture came from Dark Dungeons, a creepy little story about a girl whose experiences with Dungeons & Dragons are just the first step on a slippery slope leading to witchcraft and devil worship.

I kept the picture, but I changed the caption and all of the dialog. Why? Because, as God is my witness, I thought it would be funny.

The original caption read: "The intense occult training through D&D prepared Debbie to accept the invitation to enter a witches' coven."

The first priest originally said: "I've brought Elfstar to become a priestess and witch."

The second priest orginally said: "Welcome, Elfstar. You're now a priestess of the craft, and of the Temple of Diana."

All references to the Oval Office and Election 2004 are a product of my diseased mind.

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