"Dragostea Din Tei"

"The Matrix 2: The First Movie"

The Lyrics

This was very hard to do. It involved condensing approximately 131 minutes of science-fiction/action film into about 3:30 of Romanian dance music! I won't be doing this kind of thing again. Not in this century anyway.And I should add these (they're phonetic lyrics) and this. Also, I parodied the "Mi-a-hii" bits (according to them phonetic lyrics), so take that into account.

Trinity's hereOn the phone toMorpheus, butHere come the co-hops

Trin' has no fearRuns to the roofAgent's come 'roundSmith, Jones and Brow-hown

Flies through the airTo the next roofGets to the streetBack on her fee-heet

Garbage truck smashedInto her boothAgents then goOff to find Neo

"Neo"Wakes upFinds wordsOn his PCAnd it says"The Matrix has you" "FollowThe white rabbit"Goes toNightclubHe finds Trinity who says she knowsWhat he's there for"What's the Matrix?" He wants to know

Gets a packageAnd the message guySays "Have a nice day"Neo starts to wonder whyPhone then ringsHe nearly drops the phoneHe is shocked right to the bone

Morpheus says"They're coming for youBut I do not knowWhat they are going to do"Neo asks "Who?"Then he runs awayBut he's caught, this ain't his day

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SOTM - Strangely enough, with my science fiction parody CV, I've only done one parody about The Matrix, "Neo fights" to an old Black Sabbath song called "Neon Knights", and it was actually pretty crappy. This is not only sooo much better, it's also the best parody of a Rumanian original I've ever seen! :-)

(SOTM) Where in the world did you find this song? This parody ahould go in the Guines books as the strangest Amiright parody that wasn't written by TSB... and that's a good thing. I thought TOS was absurd when I heard it. And you are developing into a master of your craft, so now you can freely experiment with your parodies. Awesome, if extremely absurd, job! 555

(SOTM) I love the OS (come on, you can sing along and BS half the lyrics and no one will know unless they speak Romanian). I'm not quite as crazy about this parody, but it's still a commendable effort parodying a very difficult song. I've been thinking about spoofing it myself but haven't gotten around to it yet.

(SOTM) Impressive! And how ironic that I followed along to this just as one of my best guy friends, who was shocked that I'd never seen The Matrix, lent me a DVD of it and expected me to watch it this weekend when I had a lot of other things to do. I'll probably wind up watching it sometime, but for now maybe I can just remember what you've written here and try to fake it. =P Nice job, Pieman.

(ABC4-M) Looking at those lyrics, I would have said "can't be done". But wow, not only did I not get lost reading your parody to the original, but you hit most of the important points of the Matrix movie IN ORDER as well as managed to get this to rhyme. Big 5s.

This honestly is one of your best. Not only did you do the impossible by parodying a song that doesn't even use english, but you also did it about one of my favorite movies in order that the events take place in the movie. So wow... I'm just amazed, I don't know how you didn't do amazingly in SOTM.

(ABCM) crikey, on second read I appreciate the amount of work that went into this, bobpie - not just mastering the short lines, which you did, but the amount of detail from the films that you crammed in - awesome effort

(ABC) Oh man I got lost really bad in this one buddy. . .it's really funny, but I really couldn't follow the pacing at all. . .I guess I'd have to hear these lyrics sang to that beat to follow it, I'm sorry. Nice detailed recap of the movie though.