Anyone had luck with row 2 column 3? The few times I've tried it felt like my penis was going to break off. Especially that one time we got in that position accidentally. Ouch. Still not convinced any human male has a) a penis that can bend that direction comfortably or b) the ability to do anything constructive (i.e. thrust) in that position.

I have much work to do then.I think I can organise one of those girlfriend things that should knock off a few of them. Finding Furry Sex in the Missionary position is tricky but the Ice Water one shouldn't be too hard.

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_________________"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.

Anyone had luck with row 2 column 3? The few times I've tried it felt like my penis was going to break off. Especially that one time we got in that position accidentally. Ouch. Still not convinced any human male has a) a penis that can bend that direction comfortably or b) the ability to do anything constructive (i.e. thrust) in that position.

One guy I've been with actually had a penis that curved around so his erection pointed straight down at the floor when he stood vertically. A bit bizarre, but that position worked pretty well for that. Granted, I was doing most of the thrusting...

_________________"I just want to know why guys will talk about boobs, but rarely talk about anything else when it comes to girls! What makes them talk about boobs? What makes boobs so interesting?"
"Because talking about vaginas is even less socially acceptable."

Anyone had luck with row 2 column 3? The few times I've tried it felt like my penis was going to break off. Especially that one time we got in that position accidentally. Ouch. Still not convinced any human male has a) a penis that can bend that direction comfortably or b) the ability to do anything constructive (i.e. thrust) in that position.

One guy I've been with actually had a penis that curved around so his erection pointed straight down at the floor when he stood vertically. A bit bizarre, but that position worked pretty well for that. Granted, I was doing most of the thrusting...

More sexy information about a girl I used to have a crush on than I was expecting.

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One's for sport and one's for blood
At the point of a knife, Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall,
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all, Not with all...

I imagine that would make fapping more difficult. However, it would make one of my pet peeves so much easier: trying to sit on the john with an erection or half an erection. Goddamn, that is so awkward.

I imagine that would make fapping more difficult. However, it would make one of my pet peeves so much easier: trying to sit on the john with an erection or half an erection. Goddamn, that is so awkward.

I imagine that would make fapping more difficult. However, it would make one of my pet peeves so much easier: trying to sit on the john with an erection or half an erection. Goddamn, that is so awkward.

Use a funnel and tube.

I initially parsed this as the answer to the first sentence of Abby's post, and was very confused.

@Clay: *blush*

_________________"I just want to know why guys will talk about boobs, but rarely talk about anything else when it comes to girls! What makes them talk about boobs? What makes boobs so interesting?"
"Because talking about vaginas is even less socially acceptable."

@Ming I have a friend who says he faps into the toilet. While I understand the need for lack of mess, it would kill the mood so quickly for me that I just don't get it.

@Vass: Do you carry the funnel/tube with you, or do you just scrounge everytime you have the problem? Also, if the problem is sitting on the john while urinating, how do you use the funnel and tube? Do you sit, pee upwards or forwards into a funnel, while a tube snakes from the funnel between your legs into the john?

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