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Not: 3, 2010 4: 35 PM
Son, you new to stop
calling the house when
you get drunk. Your sister
goes through the
messages and now wont
stop using the term "thm
knuckle shuffle" ,
You obviously aren' t doing
right if you keep tanning
about masturbation

Five-Knuckle Shuffle
Quell a southern uprising
Wax the carrot
Box the bald-headed champ
Jerk the gherkin
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Aide and abet a known felon
Sail the mayonnaise seas
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
Windsurf on Mount Baldy
Polish the rock-hard staff of Saint Peter
Exercise your right to privacy
Practice safest sex
Play five-on-one
Invoke the Oscar Mayer love spell
Distribute free literature
Make baby Jesus cry
Sacrifice sperm to the God of Lonely Nights
Make the world safe for democracy
Celebrate Palm Sunday
Jam the radar
Make whitefish salad
Use the one-eyed, flesh-colored, manually-operated yogurt-slinger

Punch the Clown
Bleed the Lizard
Step on the Roach
Pay the Milk Bill
Summon the Genie
Agitate the Iguana
Smuggle the Jewels
Make a DNA sample
Rev up the Engine
Rough Up the Constable
Adjust the Pipe
Icing on the Cake