How to Sound Like a Riesling Geek

“He makes a great BA but have you tried his TBA?”
“The TA on this baby is so high you can’t even feel the RS.”
“I believe it should have been a Kabinett but he picked it at 77 Oechsle.”
“Doktor will see you now.”
“That is a new type of Chardonnay, try it; it is called Riesling.”