thanks! i did this on my lunch break pretty quickly so im gonna post V2 tomorrow with improved resolution and i'll fix these errors. the goal is to have a full-res version that people can download and print.

EDIT: i'm leaving the 10th thing cause he say's: tomorrows the 10th already. it works better although that day would have technically been the 9th. agree?

My primary thesis explores the Dude's role as mediator between the overzealous Walter and the passive Donnie, with a deconstruction of the character as both symbol of the decline of the American male and a metaphor for the duality of the self.

Parking Fine: $15 (now omitted)
Pay Poor Tax: $12 (now $15)
Pay School Tax: $150 (moved to Community Chest)
You Are Assessed for Street Repairs (moved to Community Chest)
Your Xmas Fund Matures: Collect $100 (moved to Community Chest)
Bank Pays You Dividend of $50 (illustration change from 1936; since 2004, Uncle Pennybags no longer smokes a cigar on this card)
The following cards were introduced by Parker Brothers in 1936:

Advance Token to the Nearest Railroad (2x)
Advance Token to the Nearest Utility
Elected Chairman of the Board: Pay Each Player $50
Cards in the U.S. Standard Edition (the "Atlantic City Edition") which do not appear in the UK Standard Edition:

Advance token to the nearest utility. If unowned you may buy it from bank. If owned, throw dice and pay owner a total ten times the amount thrown.
Advance token to the nearest Railroad and pay owner Twice the Rental to which he is otherwise entitled. If Railroad is unowned, you may buy it from the Bank. [Two such cards in the U.S. version]
Pay poor tax of $15
You have been elected chairman of the board. Pay each player $50
Cards in the UK Standard Edition which derived from the 1935 Darrow/Parker Brothers edition and are now omitted in the U.S. edition, or are entirely new:

Pay school fees of £150
You are assessed for street repairs: £40 per house £115 per hotel
"Drunk in charge" fine £20
Speeding fine £15
You have won a crossword competition. Collect £100
Community Chest

Changes in the Community Chest cards in the U.S. editions include:

Everyone Must Donate 10% of His Holdings to You in Cash (one edition only, 1936)
Go Back to Baltic Avenue (four editions, omitted in U.S. editions since 1936)
Go to Income Tax or Jail (Darrow edition, 1934 only)
Advance Token to the Nearest Railroad (2x, later moved to Chance)
We're Off the Gold Standard, Collect $50 (1935-1936 only, now omitted)
Pay Your Insurance Premium: $50 (omitted in U.S. editions since 1935)
Pay a $10 fine or take a Chance (omitted in U.S. editions since 1936)
Certain cards were also moved from the Chance cards deck:

Pay School Tax $150
You are Assessed for Street Repairs-if this happens you only repair YOUR properties
Your Xmas Fund Matures
One further card was introduced by Parker Brothers in 1936: Grand Opera Opening, Collect $50 from each player. The "Second Prize in a Beauty Contest" was also changed in 1936 to an award of $10 from an award of $11.

Cards in the U.S. Standard Edition (the "Atlantic City Edition") which do not appear in the UK Standard Edition:

Grand opera Night – collect $50 from every player for opening night seats
Life Insurance Matures – collect $100
Pay School tax of $150
Receive for services $25
You are assessed for street repairs – $40 per house, $115 per hotel
Cards on the short-lived U.S. Monopoly game show in 1990:

Street repairs due on (property). Owner pays $X.
(Color) player gets $X Income Tax Refund.
Low player sues high player. Wins $X judgment.
Go back X spaces.
Cards in the UK Standard Edition which are derived from the 1935 Darrow/Parker Brothers edition and are now omitted in the U.S. edition, or are entirely new:

Receive interest on 7% preference shares: £25
Pay a £10 fine or take a "Chance"
Go back to Old Kent Road
Pay your insurance premium £50
It is your birthday Collect £10 from each player

If you could find like 100 buyers, or 200 buyers (easily enough to do on reddit I would assume) Why not just order business cards that say it, and have a big lebowski monopoly on the back? Just like order 200 cards with one thing written on them, and then take one from each business card pack. That would be great.

Okay but he says it two different ways. In the "I told that kraut" scene, he says "Shomer." When the Dude calls him up after impregnating Maude, he says "Erev." I don't know Jewish holidays at all, but he definitely says it two different ways.

"Erev" means evening. In the Jewish calendar, the next day starts at sundown the night before. Shabbes/Shabbat/the Sabbath is Saturday, so it goes from Friday night at sundown to Saturday at sundown. "Erev Holiday" can therefore best be translated as "Holiday Eve".

"Shomer" means keeping, watching, protecting. "Shomer Shabbes" refers to those more observant Jews who "protect the sabbath" or "keep the sabbath" according to the traditional laws. Many people describe this as "not doing work", though that can be a little misleading as it is often more work to "not work" on shabbes. A more accurate explanation is that, just as on the seventh day (the sabbath) God stopped changing the world, Jews should also not try to change the world. This includes things like driving a car, turning electrical appliances on and off, and definitely bowling.

Therefore, on erev shabbes, if one keeps shomer shabbes, one does not roll.

Eruv is actually something different, but related. An eruv is something (usually a piece of string) surrounding an area in which many orthodox Jews live. Within the eruv, orthodox Jews who keep shomer shabbes (don't use electricity, don't drive, don't bowl) are allowed to do more things that would fall into the electricity/driving/bowling category than outside the eruv. The eruv is supposed to demarcate a "home" region, for which he rules are different than outside the "home".

I'm loving it, will look even better after the resolution cleanup, but do my eyes deceive me, or is there NOT A RUG ANYWHERE ON THE BOARD, due to this transgression I must withhold my upvote, Man. I'm pretty sure it will tie the board together.

I see your Lebowski Monopoly, and raise you Communist Monopoly -- Monopoly: Red.

Made this sooo long ago! Grade 12 Economics class project where we were tasked with making Monopoly more economically realistic. I don't think you could WIN this game. Everyone received a set income. I think the last to get banished to Siberia didn't lose, however. My memory of the rules is fuzzy, as you may tell.

This is really awesome, nice work. I would almost say ditch the photos and change them to simple little clip-art style drawings, like the real monopoly board. Also, if you create it in a format like SVG, then it can be used at any resolution, with no loss in quality! Check out Inkscape.

Dear Samzo, who is apparently made of 100% awesome: I hereby ask your permission to feature this AMAZINGNESS on my blog, along with Arrested Development Clue and the Candyland Penis board game.

My blog is here. I hope you give me permission because I may just feature you anyway. Prepare to become a celebrity! If you have a personal website or any other similarly awesome work I'd love to know about it as well. We prefer to feature stuff like this in a "meet the artist" setting, rather than a "funny thing some guy on reddit made" setting. PM me here, or contact me thru the blog PLEASE!
Hats off to you sir. Hats off.