The Better To Stick You To Tape Dispenser

Mar 22, 2012 9:10 AM

Unbeknownst to Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf had just run out of Scotch Tape while he was wrapping his last present. He considered her frightfully rude for calling the woodsman in on the matter. After all, he just wanted to borrow a little tape. Little girls don't taste all that great, anyhow.

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