I can't recite it word for word, but the list included his "eyes and smile", the "way he respectfully listens to people and offers helpful advice", and the fact that he "makes the best pancakes in the world".

Frankie: You two are so cute together..it's perfect.

Cody: It makes me want to fucking puke.

Derrick: I do make good pancakes.

Frankie takes it and comments on how big Derrick's wife's hand is.

Derrick: She's a beast! No...she's probably around 5'2".

(He later says she is 5'4", but he probably shouldn't have said "beast".)

Frankie likes #4, which is the one about listening to other people, so he reads it aloud, with inflection.