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Just some person who is sad the flame wars on Justin Bieber's page have died down :(
Anyone who can give a not completely idiotic answer to all the questions below wins a "." on their profile, because im feelin nice.
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A few things i thought were interesting:
Why is it called a "pair" of pants if you only get one???
Why is it called a TV "set" if you only get one???
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long???
What is another word for thesaurus???
Why does "lisp" have an s???
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell???
Any Answers???
P.S. Everyone with the paragraph long names, stop begging for followers. (Please?)
P.P.S. Stop the Private Profiles
P.P.P.S. There is a comment section for each song, use it, not the artist page.