>be yesterday
>mother brings home bagged ramen noodles
>chicken flavored bitch
>never had ramen in my life
>decide to make some of that **** for lunch
>boil the water and add the noodles and and egg because eggs are ******* cash
>add in flavoring and pour into a bowl
>I was so goddamn excited for my first ever bowl of ramen
>in my excitement i moved the bowl too quickly causing the ramen to splash out of the bowl and onto my hands
>drop the bowl
>hands and feet covered with scalding hot ramen
>mfw