So, the evil Galactic Empire is having a little bit of a recruiting problem lately. It seems a bunch of "Star Wars" movies have really hurt the empire's reputation, so we're trying to help out by getting folks like yourself involved. Critics may call it "propaganda," but it's really just a harmless "youth outreach" program that involves participants wearing super-stylish and fashionable hoodies. See? Totally legit. So if you want to help your emperor return his galactic fleet to its former glory, step up today and wear this Star Wars Join The Empire Juniors Hooded Sweatshirt!

This officially licensed hoodie not only looks amazing on you, but also calls on everyone who sees it to think about joining the ranks of the Empire. Because who doesn't find the sight of stormtroopers in formation totally inspiring? It's a great way to do your part for Palpatine without having to do a whole lot of work. It's a win-win! Of course, it also makes a fantastic gift for Star Wars fans who might just be a little bit on the Dark Side!