LMFAO those first three were hilarious, the last one was more of an oMg she really sounds like she's hurt. I love the fox newscasters who say "o I think she's actually hurt" after the lady fell on her face and made weird gurgling noises.

73% of NS actually thinks I wrote the "Without volition I screamed my battle cry....." thread.

I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman

If I was ever watching TV at like 3 in the morning and something like this happened I would probably piss myself laughing

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"He'll run up to someone and be like get the fuck on the ground you fucking asshole or i'll spray you with my mace gun. and than in the car he'll be like go with christ bra"- Burgrider

haha the guy on the first ladder just wouldn't stop. hilarious. the guy on the third ladder, though, looked like he whacked the back of his head on that ladder. also the grape lady is always hilarious.