People are sitting around their cubicles or at home running their own names through the Wu Tang Clan Name Generator to generate their new, much cooler, Wu Tang Clan name. (The Wu Tang Clan is a hip hop group in case you were wondering).

Since Orlando Magic players are probably nowhere near a computer this morning, we’ve decided to run their names through this fun — yet odd — Wu Tang Clan Name Generator to obtain their new names.

(Although, the name generator must be running low on ideas considering Mickael Pietrus and Stan Van Gundy are both called ”Tha Winged Cow.” C’mon, there can only be one cow on the Orlando Magic)