i was fucking fuming, i turned my back on that bitch, huffed and puffed then went and nocked 1 out in her bathroom

i was just gonna come out the bathroom, get my coat and walk out but it was too far from home, i wouldnt have minded the walk if it wasnt so cold, i woulda power-walked, using my sexual frustration/anger to carry me

i was fucking fuming, i turned my back on that bitch, huffed and puffed then went and nocked 1 out in her bathroom

i was just gonna come out the bathroom, get my coat and walk out but it was too far from home, i wouldnt have minded the walk if it wasnt so cold, i woulda power-walked, using my sexual frustration/anger to carry me

i was fucking fuming, i turned my back on that bitch, huffed and puffed then went and nocked 1 out in her bathroom

i was just gonna come out the bathroom, get my coat and walk out but it was too far from home, i wouldnt have minded the walk if it wasnt so cold, i woulda power-walked, using my sexual frustration/anger to carry me

thing is i did actually smash her in the night before, first shag since i split with my girlfriend

but last night she was rubbing her arse against my crotch all fucking night, erection all crammed down the front of my boxers n shit, she was doing it so hard she literally pulled my foreskin back with her arse, i said to her "stop it your making my bollocks feel like tennis balls" and she said "well its a good thing that your staying at mine tonight then"

how much more clear could she have made it? she made me think she was up for it, fucking cunt

tis the worst when they're too tired for morning sex and uv been wide awake for hours... then comes the huffing and puffing and then u gota bust out the classic "im going to get breakfast" ...... until a while ago i thought she didn't know why i was annoyed hahaha they're clever than u think!

When you're in a club, kissing a girl, she's grinding against you, rubbing your cock with her hand blah blah. "Coming for a walk" which obviously you say yes, get round the corner "wanna buy me a mcdonalds"