Surely Jeff Zrebiec winced when he saw the headline that was selected for his article about new Oriole Felix Pie: How big a slice for O’s Pie?

Zrebiec, unlike the editor who likely wrote the headline for the story, must know that, actual pronunciation of the player’s last name be damned, pastry references have been overused in relation to young Felix, which is why Roar from 34 is calling for a moratorium on any and all “slice of pie” comments.

Check it out for yourself. Type the words “Felix Pie” and “slice” into Google, and here’s what you get:

Heath,Fair enough. The moratorium will allow for a “four and twenty blackbirds” exception. The Post can’t resist either, with its recent “Helping of Pie” headline: http://tinyurl.com/bs7zryAt least the writer acknowledges it at the outset: “Sorry for the pun, I just couldn’t resist.”