I am sorry but this a sad joke.....I could not even read the entire thing. How do such people survive, without even trying to evolve and learn something as basic as expressing yourself in decent, if not eloquent manner.
@speedmiester, when I read the first line I thought he was describing his conception

The prestigious peace prize was collected in Oslo on Monday by Herman Van Rompuy, Jose Manuel Barroso and Martin Schulz, the EU's three "presidents" after a bitter Brussels fight over which one of them should take the trophy