Sweetheart candies are really chalky, really sappy, and really popular this time of year. I'd never call them flavorless, but they're not great-tasting, that's for sure.

Combine that with what is (for guys, anyway) the misery and terror associated with Valentine's Day, and necessity knocks at the
door with a saccharine pounding.

To prevent unnecessary barfing and other heartburn-related ailments, these antacid tablets are in the shape of little hearts, with messages of relief printed on them. "Cool Ur Guts" for example, or "No ralph 2day." They'd be larger than standard sweethearts, and come in a pink container proclaiming your love for being able to eat with your dearest without the worry of searing throat pain.