Girls Don't Want Roses Or Chocolates, We Want Your F*cking Attention

In the beginning it's so easy. The person you're with is all shiny and new and you can't take your eyes off them. Everything they do from walking to talking on the phone with their boss makes them seem like a magical unicorn. They're perfect in every single way, and you have no intention of ever letting them forget that.

I know by now the idea of putting in even the slightest amount of effort is starting to scare you, but hear me out.

All you have to do is give her some completely focused attention a few times throughout the day.

THAT'S IT.

And no, focused attention doesn't mean watching TV or playing Xbox together. It means putting your phone down, looking her in the eyes and being fully engaged in whatever activity you guys are doing together.