Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith‘s children are not at all like your kids. In addition to being happily uneducated, Jaden and Willow think too much. Especially young Jaden, 16, who often waxes philosophically on Twitter.com about everything from soaking up energy from rocks to hugging trees.

So Black Twitter created the #TweetLikeJadenSmith hashtag to inspire more vapid, boring, thoughtless tweets like this one from Jaden today: “Do You Go To Sleep Excited To Wake Up The Next day?”

Check out the best of Black Twitter’s #TweetLikeJadenSmith tweets after the break.

I love Jeter
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JETER is ONE of the dudes that drove Mariah Carey fawkin crazy! I hate him off the strength of that alone. She aint BEAN RIGHT SINCE. She had some repressed cray up in her and he brung it out.

DUBB, Jeter couldn’t Deal w\that lunatic and let Her go
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She aint take it well neither. 1996/1997. The beginning of the dayum END. I was always convinced it was HIS azz who set it off for her.

I’ll take “Or something” for the win Alex
it sounds like they’ve tried to expose him to some philosophical writings, but maybe they just left some Freud, Nietzsche, Aesops, and L Ron Hubbard on his book case without the benefit of discussion/explanation/context and he’s tryna be deep because he at least tried to “read” the stuff and he believes he understands it

I Loved this lil boy in Karate Kid tho…that’s all I got
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Chile when they whoop dat baby I almost put on my slippers and high tailed it to Hollyweird to get some revenge. I’m actually a huge Jaden fan. I liked the last move he made with his dad that everyone hated. Done seent it multiple times.

@VDot I thought that was Halle husband David Justice in re to the herp

@Unshake I dont know of NOBODY else that cat dated but my Mimi. I only paid attention to him cause of her. Cant speak of his complexion preference as my nephew call it As MUCH as I be up here talking bout sports you will NEVER catch me talking about baseball. I hate baseball. Alot.

earthy like Lisa Bonet and Cree Summer.
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@Bird at least Cree looks as if she actually takes a bath. Lisa on the other hand looks as if she puts on that damn patchouli oil and like oh hell yeah I smell goodt.

Derek dates from both sides that represents him. His Momma white and his Diddy black and he dares both. As for Herpes I’ve NEVER heard that but can tell you once he and I
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bish you aint finna just say this real quick down without details. no the hell you aint! he working with a baseball bat for real or nah?

@Bird at least Cree looks as if she actually takes a bath. Lisa on the other hand looks as if she puts on that damn patchouli oil and like oh hell yeah I smell goodt.
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Which is so wack cause her earthy; smelly; no bathing azz bagged Jason Momoa!

Oh… we got a confessional goin on?
**sits down indian style**
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@Wasting

whether you did or did not “play ball” with Jeter, this is NOT the forum for such a confession
i remember somebody said they slept with Treach, and things took a turn for the worst! Doan dew it ms celie

As for Herpes I’ve NEVER heard that but can tell you ONCE he and I
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Wasting we need backstory and details. Did he have a big paynus, did he you. Did you toss his salad and get pank eye? Sits down indian-style next to Man. Pass the popcorn!!!!

So when the song *Take Me Out To The Ballgame* comes on, you don’t get the slightest bit excited or flooded with dopamine? Endorphins? Serotonin? Nope? Mkay.
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Girl DREAD. MEMORIES. NIGHTMARES. Of my grandmother having me and my cousins sitting out in the HOT azz ATL SUN at the old Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium watching the Braves! And we done drove up from Sumter County Alabama IN THE DARK leaving at 6 a.m. eating ham sandwiches along the way and shat! So we can get there early…WHY IDK! Oh wait I KNOW. Cause her CAR aint have AC! So we had to leave before it got 150 degrees!

runs in finally I can chill with my Roses!!! This cord velvet jacket, angry pants wearing hoe trying to treat me like Kizzy!!!!
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@Milky tell her to sat her azz down somewhere before you take her fat azz shopping for decent clothes.

runs in finally I can chill with my Roses!!! This cord velvet jacket, angry pants wearing hoe trying to treat me like Kizzy!!!!
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@Milky tell her to sat her azz down somewhere before you take her fat azz shopping for decent clothes.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Southern the only prollem is dis bish aint fat. she just like wearing black velvet pants (smelly pants)and a velvet cord jacket. bish look so retarded walking to her car in the summa with that damn jacket on. Instead of clothes I should invest in hur sum therapy!!

Sherri said keep that :pacifier: cuz I ain't got no :shakebutt: puppylovesays:

wearing black velvet pants (smelly pants)and a velvet cord jacket. bish look so retarded walking to her car in the summa with that damn jacket on.
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How do you not die of laughter every damn day?

How do you not die of laughter every damn day?
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gurl I done died a thousand deaths and then those damn pants just started making me so angry. Ashame how a pair of pants can make you so mad. She has put the pants up fo the summa but they’ll be byke when it cools off in September. But this danggone velvet cord jacket has been worn everyday to work this year. This bish spends at least $300 a month or more on her spoiled azz dog. Shait the dog dresses betta than hur. I aint neva seen the dog in the same fit eva! life aint been no change of pants for me!!!!

i remember somebody said they slept with Treach, and things took a turn for the worst!
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@Nancy I remember that also. They got mad cause black candle girl fugged Treach and did not give a damn bout the fact he beat on Pepa said they didnt talk about her and you know how it went from there.

This bish spends at least $300 a month or more on her spoiled azz dog. Shait the dog dresses betta than hur. I aint neva seen the dog in the same fit eva! life aint been no change of pants for me!!!!
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She ain’t a nobody. She a KNOWN hoe. Like you would never look at her and think she was anything but a hoe.
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She seems like an airhead when I look at her. You know like those bobble heads that just nod? That’s what I see when I look at her.

MUNCHOSGIRL: After my last experience at a Beyonce concert I would never attend another one of her concerts, even if the tickets were free.
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Couldn’t get them tickets, could you?
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ZOE has ur baby Boy, he is much bigger than that now, I know

I got Uverse and it was surprisingly WORKING. Normally if it is even a CLOUD over my house on a SUNNY day that bish be saying “searching for sig-nah”!!! I text @Aroth and the crew and was like it is storming SO BAD that even I AM SCARED. I was on my way to go get Dub9 at 4:30p and it was DARK like it was 10 p.m. AT NIGHT! I was on I-40 saying Lordt just let me make it to my baby! +

Was ON the dayum laptop around 730ish looking at Buffalo Wile Wangs site to text Dub19 my order (THAT ghul aint scared of ANYTHING. I asked her; YOU still meeting your homies there after work today? YES MA she said) and all of a sudden, the lights blinked, stayed off for 45-60 seconds and the laptop said BYE-BYE +

We’ve had storms for 3 days now. Supposed to clear up today. Thank the lordt we didn’t lose power. The Times don’t do good with out technology. We still catching Hurricane Sandy flashbacks…longest week of my life

Mo’nin everyone’s, anyone’s, no one’s
it’s hotter in here than 6 obese bytches fighting in the middle of a freshly microwaved hot pocket. these is harsh working conditions and i will not be treated this way

Word on the Skreet is Tammy Joseline at the LHH Reunion! I mean whopped her azz . . . Them little ones are scrappy !
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I SWEATERGAWD I hope she did cause Jose got all that mouth and always talking about throwing hands. She is swole so I was like she might can But clearly she was one of those dirty foot stripper fighter that would cut you with a blade and take of runnin like yea I’mma a bad bish. I hope Tammy uppercut dat trick into infinity

@Dubb…I know a family from Sumter County, Alabama. They are actually from Cuba, Alabama.
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My peeps is from county over from there. Marengo. But my great auntie (my granny sister) had always lived in York. So we would have to leave from there cause she NEVER drove. She COULD drive, but from what I was always told she was in a bad accident and after that it was a wrap.

Word on the Skreet is Tammy Joseline at the LHH Reunion!
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I heard Mama Dee AND Deb were in on it too. Said the am-bah-lance was called and everything. I so hate these women fighting all the time like this. But dammit I will take a front row seat to it as well. Judge if you must!

Oh R&B Divas LA… Lil Mo looks like she beat in the head with a bleach AND peroxide bolla in the previews She is doing too much and went TOO FAR. She needs an intervention. Somebody told her she was relevant and cute. I believe everybody has something beautiful about them. When she dresses and looks like that she spits in the face of my beliefs
I watched Hit the Floor, RHOC and RHONY last night off my DVRs list so I will have to catch up on the other shows like R&B Atlanta Divas reunion. I want to see Angie Eat 86 Chicken Bones walk off the stage mad.

I keep telling them that the South has a lot of thunderstorms during the summertime. All I know is that they a$$es need to toughen up and get it together. I do not plan to be up here for too many more years… I miss the South

@Dubb…When they first told me where they were from I was like “you’re from Cuba”?…they were like not that Cuba, Cuba, AL…well damn.
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BEST town name in the great state of Alabama? Eutaw. Pronounced like Utah. But SPELLED Eutaw.

Black azz folks be running round tambout I am from Eutaw. AT FIRST You be like Then they be like no. Eutaw! Over in Greene County

I heard Mama Dee AND Deb were in on it too. Said the am-bah-lance was called and everything.
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Why would Mama Dee and Deb fight? Like there’s no reason. And (in Jenie’s voice) THEY OLD No but for real unless Scrappy and Waka got beef then?? I would be more ashamed for DEB. So far she has kept her head above water.

Why would Mama Dee and Deb fight? Like there’s no reason.
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Don’t know if they fought EACH OTHER or not. Just heard they were in on the whole melee of goings on. Folks will fight they mama to buy theyself two more seasons/days of taping on the show.

Yall like Deb. But Deb reminds me of the old dope dealer lady that lives in the projects, cusses a lot, sells candy along WITH the dope out of her house, has Friday and Saturday night card parties and sits at the table during the card game with a lit Newport hanging out of her mouth and a glass of RC pop with a lot of ice in it.

I don’t know if it’s a “like” with Deb but she’s is more so the onliest mom yet that hasn’t shown her and either been on crack during filming or told somebody to smoke a straight shooter bish. So far she has only handed out career advice, tried to plan a wedding for her son and lose another. But she does look like if you cut her in spades she would shoot your balls off under the table

& than Jose ran backstage & beat up Mimi.
_____________________ Oh that is just petty. How are you going to beat up on the elderly??? She dead wrong and she needs to go to jail.
Now but frfr she is dead wrong for trying to fight Mimi cause she knows it’s an easy target. She skinty and on dat dope. That’s like I get in a fight with someone and lose then go and punch my kid in the face and yell TRY ME!! TRY ME!!