German Military Panics Over Hotel’s Sexy Gay Booking Page

Members of the German Bundeswehr fled from a hotel reservation after discovering that the establishment was too gay, GGG reports.

The group originally booked eleven rooms at Berlin’s Two Hotel. But on the day of arrival, the crew checked out the hotel’s website. There, they found that booking a room requires clicking an icon over a ripped hunk’s crotch.

Still, the site describes Two Hotel as “the most Heterofriendly meeting point of the city!” Either that’s irony, or Berlin is the gayest city on Earth.

Two Hotel’s booking page. Note the gay pillow fight on the right.

Two Hotel was not pleased about the last-minute cancellation. In an e-mail to Defense Minister von der Leyen, the hotel’s administrators wrote, “We feel very discriminated against.”

But Two Hotel got the last laugh anyway. Due to a policy about group booking rooms, the homophobic military personnel did not get a refund.