15 Most Common Mistakes People (We) Make When They Are Drunk

Woke up face down in your own pool of vomit? Unable to remember the crazy antics you pulled last night because you had one too many glasses of wine? Who’s counting anyway?

We’ve all been there.

At one point or another, you find yourself so drunk off your rockers; you lose all sense of good judgment. Thanks to your friends, everything from last night is well documented on Facebook for Nana to see! Alcohol is great, but it can also be your worst enemy. And because we look after our bros even when they’re shitfaced by the gutter, we’ve listed down 15 of the most common mistakes we all make when we are drunk. Hopefully, y’all will keep this list in mind the next time you party with your friends (or not, whatever).

Drunk Dialing / Sexting

Trying to seduce your ex with drunken gibberish at 3 in the morning is so sexy. That’ll show her what she’s missing! Dude, just… no. Let’s face it, some people turn to alcohol after a rough breakup. We cry our eyes out and bare our soul over pitchers of beers.

But don’t let drunkenness lead to you embarrassing yourself to the woman who just dumped you! Calling your ex or your late night booty call completely inebriated is a no-no. If you don’t trust yourself from drunk-dialing people, let your buddy keep your phone or erase your ex’s number.