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Saturday, 14 September 2013

Spoilers abound in these posts, if you
haven’t read the books and will get upset by finding out what happens just
stop.

This is also not a recap, if you want a
recap go to Lexicanium.

What The
Black Library says about the book

The Great Crusade that has taken humanity into the stars continues. The
Emperor of mankind has handed the reins of command to his favoured son, the
Warmaster Horus. Yet all is not well in the armies of the Imperium. Horus is
still battling against the jealousy and resentment of his brother primarchs
and, when he is injured in combat on the planet Davin, he must also battle his
inner daemon. With all the temptations that Chaos has to offer, can the
weakened Horus resist?

What the
book is really about?

Now with more Nurgle

Will Horus resist?

Well the series is called the Horus
Heresy so how about no…. no he doesn’t. Seriously, your audience knows what is
happening so why try and sell this as a mystery. How about “Hey, read this and
find out what made Horus snap and go crazy ape bonkers!”

I’d read that.

Well, I did, and that’s basically what
this books is.

Abnett did a fine job building the
world and setting the scene for this, THE AMAZING BOOK OF EXPOSITION! Inside
you find out how Horus fell, and it’s not a bad story. It’s not a great story
either as you really have to bang your head on the table at how thick some of
the characters have to be to allow events to unfold as they do. Anyway....

Oh yeah, gotta love some action scenes vs Nurgle zombies.

The
returning Hero-Protagonist

Garviel is back as the hero-protagonist
of this story and hes starting to get more of a clue. He’s still rigid and
inflexible about most things, and his general reluctance to stop and scream
“WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS F***ED UP” to everyone he can find pretty much damns
all of humanity.

Loken looking pretty baddass

He does have some brilliant moments
though. The scene where he decides Erebus is a completely untrustworthy toolbox
and gets the poet Karkasy (MVP from book 1) to observe him during a meeting is
pretty gold.

He ahas good intentions, starts asking
all the right questions and then falls short on execution. Honestly, I would
have preferred if he knew a lot less than he does, as he knows enough to go.
ERBUS DID IT; IT’S HIM, HES EVIL.

Not that anyone else would listen, because
apparently the Lunar Wolves are a bit thick.

Why are
there humans in my book about super-powered Space Marines?

The human characters return and provide
an integral part of the story. I really like this aspect of the books and will
continue to blather on about it.

Karkasy is again awesome, this time
printing subversive poetry inspired by a massacre of civilians by the Marines.
He really reminds me of a favourite character of mine from comics, the mad
journalist Spider Jerusalem…. only with less use of a bowl disrupting ray gun.

Sindermann, the head of the
remembracers serves an important role (again, mostly exposition) of pointing
out to garviel that this magic, hocus pocus guff might actually have real
power. The writer does a good show of showing a man of reason slowly giving
ground to the idea that witchcraft is real. It’s nicely done.

And Keeler continues her story arc of
doom. Her run in with the chaos beasty in book one break her, and she rebuilds
herself with faith in the Emperor. This really comes to a head later in the
book when Keeler takes her first step along the path to sainthood. Now in 40k
they have saints for this and that, but the 30k world is a very secular one.
She is the first character to manifest “the Emperor’s divine light” and her arc
is an interesting one. Not just because of what happens to her, but because of
the reactions of others when they actually see proof of the emperor’s
divinity.

I nearly made Karkasy the MVP of the
book, but this time it goes to an 8 foot tall killing machine….. the wolverine
of the Lunar Wolves

MVP – Tarik Torgaddon

As mentioned earlier, the Mournival
represent the four humours. Tarik is sanguine, full of life and vigour.
Basically, he’s a cigar chewing, wise cracking, axe wielding maniac, who would
probably be at home in a Viking long hall, drinking mead, singing songs about
Valhalla and generally being a drunken yahoo.

He’s the funny man to Garviel’s
straight man, but that’s not why he is MVP of this book.

He is MVP because he figures out what
happened to Horus and that Erebus was probably behind it. Instead of sitting on
his hands he walks up to Abaddon and calls him a dick to his face.

That was enough for me to say “Well
done Tarik”

Worst
Character – Horus/ Abaddon/

I would cast this dude as Abaddon in a film
Hes the only one hammy enough

Seriously, Horus makes so many bad
decisions that he deserves the nod here. Not bad as in “oh the humanity” but
bad as in “How bad is your concussion?”

But the loser has to be Abaddon again….
For damning the galaxy through his own stupidity. He swallows everything that
Erebus says and then rants at everyone else until they obey, at least Hastur
Sejanus has his moment of doubt. Abaddon is quite honestly a caricature. A completely
unbelievable character that no one bothered to invest time into as as everyone
knew he was going to be evil.

Again, I can only say that the 40k
world is safe from Abaddon’s Black Crusades because he’s a moron

“My lord, it is time for another
crusade into the Imperium, what are your plans”

“UGH! SMASH! KILL! SMASH! DERP!”

New uniform..... much better

Get to know
your Legion – The Sons of Horus

Still don’t get the chapter but at
least they have a decent name now and a cool logo.

After being presented as a gung-ho, go
for the throat, assault type force in the first book, they are presented more
like ultramarines in this book.

When the World Eaters are assaulting a
fortress late in the book, the Sons of Horus act with proper combat discipline
and boltguns behind the mad swarm of blood crazed Wolrd Eaters. I guess Angrons
boys are feral enough to make any legion look disciplined, but I still don’t
get what makes the Sons of Horus tick…. What their “thing” is.

Each Legion has a thing, and well,
someone please tell me what the Sons of Horus is, asides from being “the Best
one by far”. Seriously…. Are the Sons of Horus the Mary Sue Space Marine
Chapter?

Get to know
your Primarch – Warmaster Horus

Horus is a biting disappointment in
this book, because frankly, he makes such bad decisions…. and obviously bad
decisions….. that you have a hard time suspending disbelief.

In particular, is the Erebus baiting
Horus scene.

In short, this is how it goes down

Horus : Hey
everyone I am freaking awesome I am not!

Erebus: No
sir, you are a dick

Horus: Did
you call me a dick in front of all these people?

Erebus: No,
of course not, another guy called you a dick, I was merely saying what was said

Horus: Who
is this person, I want to punch him

Erebus: Oh,
that guy, yeah, he’s on the moon, but you’re too much of a pussy to go fight
him

Horus: AM
NOT! I am awesome! I’ll go smash this guy because you told me to

Erebus: You
are wise my lord,

Horus:
Right, let’s get to smashing this guy before I can think over how easily I was
goaded into this blatantly obvious trap

Garviel: (to
self) Perhaps I should mention that Horus is being manipulated and running into
a trap….. nah.

At other times Horus is a short sighted
petulant child, and I’m talking pre-fall.

For someone who is super-powered he
really is a neurotic teenager.

I love the Eye of Horus symbol.

Why the
Emperor is a giant douche

Remember when you found out that Santa
wasn’t real?

Or when you first clicked that your
parents, on occasion, would lie to you, you know, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD (Or for
their own good).

The Emperor is a liar, and he lies
about really important things. In this case, he basically lies to the Primarch
about their origins. It’s like saying to a child “you are my special
son/daughter and you’re mother and I love you” and then finding out that they
kidnapped you from the maternity ward.

The Emperor created 20 of the most
super awesome baddasses in history, and then flat out lied to them about their
origin, and how they came to be.

The final thing that pushes Horus over
the edge is when, after the Emperor has told him that the warp should not be
touched, Horus discovers that warp powers were used to make them.

If the Emperor has sat his lads down and
said… “ok sons, the warp is full of evil shit that will lie to you, mess you up
and drive you mad, don’t delve to deep in to it, I tried and boy…. Lucky to
make it out in one piece”. Perhaps they
may have pulled through.

Jesus.... if he was the Emperor.

Perhaps the emperor believed in abstinence
only education as well?

Almost certainly, beause as we all
know, the Emperor is a Giant Douche!

Moustache
twirling evil-bastard award - Erebus

This has to be Erebus for the most convoluted,
time consuming, easy to mess up plan to turn the Emperor to Chaos.

Seriously, if any steps in his 4088
stage plan had stuffed up he would have been murdered. The fact that his
actions are SO transparent and he gets away with it is proof that Space Marines,
our hero included, are not that smart…. Unless they become evil.

This is a book that Erebus had read, but Horus had not.

The writing
– technical review and evaluation

Graham McNeill is the journeyman of the
writing team. You have your star players, your rookies, and your busts, but
McNeill is simply solid.

He rarely has an amazing turn of phrase
or great characters, but the writing is solid. The story builds nicely from
book one, and asides from some of the characterisations (Horus and Abaddon) the
book is a good enough read.

It also features the fall of Horus and
for that reason it’s a must read. It’s not good enough to be a great standalone
book in it’s own right, but it is a solid addition to the series.