Friday, July 12, 2013

For any reason

By Capt. Fogg

Lyin' Bill. He earns his title every day. What's he lyin' about now
you might ask? Why, he's telling us that a Texas women can get an
abortion at any time -- simply because of a sprained hand for instance.

“You can just kill the baby, or the fetus, however you want to describe
it, any time you want for any reason, you know,
women’s health, that’s any reason at all.”

Sure,
we all know that women are hypochondriacs, prone to hysteria and likely
to be faking things like they fake orgasms and I'm sure Bill has
experience there. God makes sure women don't die in childbirth anyway,
just like he makes sure they don't get pregnant when they get raped. So
if a woman wants to terminate a pregnancy, we can be sure it's because
she doesn't want to cancel a hair dresser appointment or something
equally as important. Why we ever let them vote, I don't know.

In
one of those bilious exchanges that Fox is famous for, O'Reilly and
Kirsten Powers went back and forth ratcheting up the lies:

Of
course no one of integrity, no one who gives a rancid shit about the
truth or human rights or anything but his stinking faith believes this
garbage. Very, very few late term abortions are ever performed and even
fewer of that "partial birth" procedure they'd love to tell you happens
all the time. Such things are done with dead fetuses, fetuses with no
brain and the like, but Fox has never stumbled over a fact so far. Nor,
for all their ranting, whooping and hollering, all their pusillanimous
persiflage about how Liberals are trashing the constitution have they
ever really seen the law as anything but a nuisance and impediment to
"freedom" and something that can be and should be ignored by any state
with or without public support.

No, there should be
no regulation of anything but women and if God didn't bother to ban
abortion, well then the Great State a' Texas is gonna take care of it
for him, now all y'all have a nice day, y'hear?