James, if you were a super hero, you would be able to fly, have x-ray eye sight, lasers in your finger tips, fire-breathing, invisibility and the ability to make anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, laugh at the lamest joke in the world. You would be INVINCIBLE!!!!!

You would have the epic power of abc3 !! Use your laser eyes to find the hottest new shows! a brain that always has new ideas to make ppl laugh and your daily awesomeness!! (i already have this power and so do you james!!) PEACE OUT! -SuperPoodle