I brazenly approached a fella that looked just like that Geoff Travis bloke who runs Rough Trade, asking him when you would have a new record out.

The bloke denied all knowledge of you or Geoff Travis, leaving me feeling a right wazzock (n. jackass, idiot, dipshit. Northern English slang) for the remainder of my mercifully short ride on the Central line.

However, I thn say the self same fella at a Micachu show two nights later, cementing in my mind that he was indeed Travis, and he was just being an awkward twat when I approached him.

Could you please tell Geoff Travis that he is a cunt on the off-chance this was him, for even if it wasn't, apparently he is one anyway.

And when you're done, please pull your finger out and write us some more awesome tunes.