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Publisher's Summary

When Marie stops her car for some fuel at Dary Town, little does she know the pleasure and pain that awaits her. Why are all the women so busty? And why are there no men in sight?

When she discovers the town's old barn, she's going to find herself filled with more cream than one girl can handle.

This is NOT a pregnancy erotica. It's not a human-cow erotica. It's not an impregnation erotica. It's not even erotica, unless your kink is horrible writing. There is also no milking, by the way.

The descriptions are lazy and inane - this thing describes every step of the character's actions until you want to dig your own eardrums out to make it stop, but at the same time, each description is lacking in all but the most basic detail. In some ways, this is a mercy, though, because the sexy scenes are bad enough when glossed over; fully described, they could probably kill a person just listening to them.

The narrative makes no sense. Things happen with zero logic or explanation. The main character receives a cryptic warning, then loses control of her body and starts masturbating in public, then goes driving around aimlessly, then finds a barn that makes her breasts grow when she gets close to it. Then she has sex with a man with weird eyes. Then she gets plonked onto a metal rod on the back of a vibrating plastic cow. Then more sex. Then she wakes up in her car and the barn is gone. Later, she has sex a few times with her new boyfriend, finds out she is pregnant, drives back to town to see if it was all real, and finds out it was. The End. .....wait, WHAT????