Stuff and things.

I'm building a bridge in Minecraft. Currently, on a map, it is two map pixels wide. And it's as long as two and a quarter full maps.

For real.

And that's sort of why I haven't been getting a lot done - that and a shitton of college crap that needs to be processed. It's pretty aggravating.

But I am writing RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW and it's going to be hot. Have you ever wondered what sex feels like to blind people? Their senses are magnified by the lack of sight, and touches are one of the best ways to get around. What happens when a father decides to take his son's touchy-feely-ness and go a little bit lustful?

Yeah. It sounds better than it actually is. But it's damn awesome. I'm getting to the sex, don't worry.