(Review) Farm Girls Gone Bad

Recently, I had the opportunity to view Wicked’s film, Farm Girls Gone Bad, starring Taylor Vixen, Samantha Saint and Tasha Reign. Director Jonathan Morgan shows you that southern girls love to have a good time and go out of their way to do it. Here’s the description of the film directly from Wicked pictures:

They say that nothing beats good old southern hospitality and these girls are here to prove just that. Take a ride with Wicked Picture’s award winning director Jonathan Morgan as he puts together some of the hottest southern belles with some hunky, good old boys. It’s time for a good old fashion roll in the hay!

In the first scene Phoenix Mariemakes use of Rocco Reed’s pick-up truck. Lucky for him he had a mattress in the back because she decided to turn the tides on his little plan and took his cock for a ride instead. Phoenix shows us that she has some amazing mouth skills (I’m sure Reed will agree) as she literally “blows” him away. Once things start to get heavy she lets outs out those beautiful tits and shows you how much she loves to ride cock like a good little cowgirl. Her flexibility makes you want to see just how many positions this girl likes to fuck in. By the time you’re done watching this scene you’ll want to jump in the back of your truck, pull out on a deserted country road and put your man or woman to work.

The next scene involves Jennifer White, Giselle Leon and Mick Blue. They show us that sometimes you’ve got to partner with the competition to seal the deal. What starts out as a friendly competitive lemonade stand turns into a full blown three-way. White and Leon work great together by giving Blue some “service with a smile.” As both girls show off their amazing blow job skills individually they finally decide once again it’s better to work together to get the job done. Blue shows that he can handle both girls and uses every inch of his cock to keep these girls wanting more. They both learn to play nice and take their turns riding him until in the end they both get the surprise. You’ll want to stand up and give Blue a good old high-five for taking it to both of these girls because you’ll be wishing it was you on the receiving end of their service.

When poor unsuspecting brush salesman (Danny Mountain) shows up at this farmhouse, he finds out the “hard” way what happens when you violate the old farmer’s (a little guest appearance by Kyle Stone) hospitality. The only requirement this farmer has is for Mountain is he stay away from his daughter. Unfortunately he neglects to tell Mountain who his daughter (Tasha Reign) is and when she shows up to give him (as well as his cock) a nice southern welcome, he has no hesitation going to town on her. Reign ends up sucking and riding that cock like it’s her last and unfortunately for Mountain he’s cumming and going as he’s chased down by the irate farmer with a shotgun.

Hands down the best scene of this film involves Briana Blair, Taylor Vixen and one amazing classic Corvette. These two beauties do an amazing job washing the car before turning their attention to each other. Saint and Johnson give each other a soap-up and hose down before finally going down on each other. These girls should have their own seminar on how to eat pussy and let me tell you guys, I would sign up over and over just to watch them demonstrate.

Finally, Samantha Saint and Chris Johnson show you that no picnic is complete without a banana and some fresh cock to go with it. After setting up show they decide to skip lunch and get right down to business. One downfall though is no man should have a tramp stamp on his back, it’s just not right.

Even though this film doesn’t have any kind of storyline Morgan gets the point across and that is Southern Hospitality is certainly best. This is the type of film you can sit down with your partner and not have to worry about any freaky shit taking place. If you’re looking for gangbangs or anal raping then this film is not for you.

However, if you’re looking for a film that can get you going in the bedroom then turn this film on and see how long you can go before you go at it. Another great thing about this film is the way they promote safe sex. One thing I don’t care for is some of the scenes are a little too long. Overall, though, a very solid porn film and worth your time.

They say that nothing beats good old southern hospitality and these girls are here to prove just that. Take a ride with Wicked Picture's award winning director Jonathan Morgan as he puts together some of the hottest southern belles with some hunky, good old boys. It's time for a good old fashion roll in the hay!

Farm Girls Gone Bad - A Porn Review

Written by: Mister XXX

Date Published: 11/07/2011

Farm Girls Gone Bad is a fun and light-hearted porn film from Wicked Pictures. While some of the scenes drag on a bit too long at times, overall, this is a very enjoyable piece of smut.

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