Oh come ON! It is funny! Dude will have to grow a thick skin if he wants to date my daughter… Oh and I have a question.

On Sunday morning Moo came to me and asked if The Boyfriend could come over. She is sick with the Man Flu (cause dramatic princesses don’t get colds, they get Man Flu but WORSE!) and had taken the day off work to wallow in her own self pity.

Apparently, The Boyfriend had an accident and was all cut up. Split lip, black eye, the whole shebang and needed to be comforted by Miss Pathetically !!DYING!!

I was a little concerned, cause I am not a total heartless bitch. Until I found out what happened. Then I was all Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaa! *deep breath* bwaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa

My reaction didn’t go down well. But I ask you, my lovelies, is this not fucking hilarious or what?

It seems that The Boyfriend was having a hot shower. The fan in The Boyfriends bathroom is not working. The Boyfriend was a little over come with the ‘steaminess’ of the bathroom and passed out giving himself a black eye and a split lip in the process.

*snigger*

Moo fawned all over him like he had 2 weeks to live or something, not that he was a big girly man that can’t handle a little steam.

Meh.

The next morning MPS was having a shower and called out ‘Kel! Help! The room is too steamy, I feel faint!’

*snort*

Moo was not impressed.

Fucking funny shit or poor baby got a boo boo traumatic event?

And now for my question. I wandered over to Feedburner, I don’t go over there often cause well, apparently there are stats and shit there and I just don’t wanna know. Ya know? Anyhooha, I went there and noticed this:

The circles and boxes and arrows are my little addition.

And I am all WTF? What is with all the feeds? How the hell do I just make them all one?

Somebody? Somebody?

So to recap:

Is The Boyfriend just a big girly man or victim of a horrific accident that is not getting its due from the heartless Mrs Moo? (and yes, the fucker calls me Mrs Moo. Fucker.)

and

How do I get all my feeds into one? Cause it looks messy, and messy makes me uncomfortable.

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for starters, print this post out and hand it to him. that’s just for calling you mrs moo. secondly, for falling victim to a little steam ?(pun totally intended) tell him to wash the sand from his vagina and MAN UP.

We would have stirred the shit out of him here as well. Hehehehe the big Sook would have gotten heaps of “Would you like steamed veggies with that?” etc etc . And as for the feeds Veronica is my Techie, so I second what she said.

Back when I was a carefree single living alone (oh the bliss!) the steam from my shower used to set off the fire alarm.

One day I was doing the usual, stand on a chair buck naked dripping wet and turn the fire alarm off dance, when i realised how hard it would be to explain if some sort of injury occurred to me. So I took the batteries out of the fire alarm instead.

Firstly, the boyfriend and his fragile steam-induced fainting fit – hilarious! He should be teased about that for years to come. Second, I don’t know about the feedburner thingy but it would make me feel all uncomfortable with it’s disorderliness too so I hope you sort it.

yes. He’s a big girl! What the hell was he doing in the shower for that long to faint from the steam? Don’t answer that. I don’t want to know! But you can tell him to use a sock next time not the shower!

If it were me, I would not have told that story. I would have simply said, “I had an accident.” Honesty don’t get you nothing but grief in this case.

On a recent trip my cell phone rang while I was taking a shower. I reached through the shower curtain to pick it up and slipped and fell landing on my shoulder and ass. I was all Ow meanwhile the phone was ringing playing my ringtone, which sounds like music from a soap opera. It’s supposed to be a classical piece. I said, “Fuck it, while I’m down here, I’ll take a bath instead.” Hadn’t soaked in a tub in a long time. It was nice but for the butt bruise. Did I tell anyone how I got the bruise on my butt? Oh heavens no.

I don’t get fed. Wouldn’t know. Nobody gets me.
The only thing I’m popular for is being unpopular.

That’s okay all ya’ll, one day I’ll rule the world and then I’ll show you.

What a sissy girly man. I have not ever known anyone to faint from taking a shower. he deserves all the flack he gets from that. It sounds to me like he was too drunk to stand up and too stupid to come up with a better excuse.

confusionsoup just made me pee my pants a little laughing. Tell him to drink a cup of harden the eff up… or you`ll have to dial the Waaahmbulance. Great call from MPS – hilarity. Teenagers in love, its disgusting.

but wait… teeheeheeehee… surely we all really know what strapping young lads get up to in the shower?? just sayin…

Eons ago, my sister had a high school boyfriend who made the mistake of stretching at my Mom’s kitchen table. His shirt hiked up and my Mom stuck a mini marshmallow in his bellybutton. He left the house in a hissy fit and broke up with my sister soon after.
To this day we ask if potential suitors are up to the “marshmallow test”. ‘Cause if you’re not, you’re not making it in this family.

Oh he sounds like just as big a pussy as my daughter’s 6’3″, muscle-bound baby. I refer to him as The Boyfriend also. Never in my life met anyone sissier. And really? If your boy can’t see the humor in passing out in a hot shower due to “steaminess”, he needs to see about taking cooler showers cause apparently all that steam has shrunk his brain, as well as his balls.