Granted, and it's built to scale, but you voraciously consume it leaving you only with a deep sense of guilt for destroying something so artistic.

I wish it was fashionable to wear sombreros.

Granted, however the world economy tanks due to the sombrero market crash that every body invested in. As a result, mexico is now the largest supper power in the world, and the drug cartels and gangs have taken over.

I wish that when ever I received a bill or needed to purchase something, all I would have to do see the total, speak/repeat it aloud, reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount. For larger purchases a "credit card" like object would be used

Granted. Steve Jobs is still alive and kicking. His insatiable lust for money and power compels him to create something that will give him even more control: the first Decepticon. All hail Megatron.

I wish there would be some change in the game industry where game developers could demand full price for a game again so I don't have to feel like a dick when I choose to buy used and don't feel cheated and unappreciated when I choose to buy new.

Originally Posted by Holidae

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I wish Bioware had been able to escape from EA BEFORE Letmesleep's corruption of my wish.

Lol oh god, the way you corrupted mine is waaaay worse than what I did to you.

Granted. Steve Jobs is still alive and kicking. His insatiable lust for money and power compels him to create something that will give him even more control: the first Decepticon. All hail Megatron.

I wish there would be some change in the game industry where game developers could demand full price for a game again so I don't have to feel like a dick when I choose to buy used and don't feel cheated and unappreciated when I choose to buy new.

Granted. Gamestop, Steam, Ebay, Craigslist, and even Amazon are all barred from the sale of games at a discount price. Unfortunately, the game developers, galvanized by this new change, continue microtransactions and day 1 dlc unabated. Quality increases, as you wish, but only by about 1.85%. The rest of the revenue goes directly into the pockets of Bobby Kotick. Consumers, angered, stop buying games altogether; causing the video game crash of 2013: the sequel. It lasts for 40 years. They also burn your house down.

But unsurprisingly, they leave the pony untouched.

I wish that Joss Whedon reboots Firefly with all the original cast.

Originally Posted by Letmesleep

Lol oh god, the way you corrupted mine is waaaay worse than what I did to you.

Be careful what you wish for. You wanted a pony, you got it. Muha mwuhahahahaha

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9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

Granted, but they all die in a plane crash, that just so happens to have hit you and your house. Also, the plane is an experimental one with a nuclear reactor that wipes out your entire town/city with it.

Granted, but they all die in a plane crash, that just so happens to have hit you and your house. Also, the plane is an experimental one with a nuclear reactor that wipes out your entire town/city with it.

I wish I had infinite moneys.

Granted. The weight of infinite pennies is so vast however, it creates a supermassive blackhole that swallows the whole universe, thus causing a new big bang and a new universe to spawn in which at some point in time, you wish for infinite moneys. Granted. The weight of infinite pennies is so vast however, it creates a supermassive blackhole that swallows the whole universe, thus causing a new big bang and a new universe to spawn in which at some point in time, you wish for infinite moneys. Granted. The weight of infinite pennies is so vast however, it . . .

I wish the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug would come out sooner than December 2013.

If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

I wish the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug would come out sooner than December 2013.

Granted. It comes out November 29th...

Are there 30 or 31 days in November? *pause*

Granted. It comes out November 30th, 2013. And also the production and movie is terrible since it was so rushed. Oh and while you're in the movies seeing it, someone sits in the chair right next to you. P.S. That person wears XXXL.

Granted, but because they're so talented, once they reach the playoffs, they sweep every team they play. LeBron is so ineffective, that people yet again question his effort, and he leaves the Heat. ...to join...the Kings. Yeah.

I wish when I had a food craving that I could eat what I craved, when I wanted.

I wish I knew all the currently known things about physics and calculus.

I pretty much know a LOT about that since I've taken 6 Calculus' and like 8 Physics classes. Just ask me.

And you're too young, kid. You don't even know about NMR machines, expand your base knowledge to other sciences.

Originally Posted by icedwarrior

I wish I would remain in perfect health, and lived a long (80-100 y/o), happy life.

Granted. But people are jealous of your health and every week you're taken to a science lab to see why your cells remain healthy even at old age, and also you're alone because of the jealousy thing. No wife or kids or friends. But you're happy because that lab pays you quite well.

I pretty much know a LOT about that since I've taken 6 Calculus' and like 8 Physics classes. Just ask me.

And you're too young, kid. You don't even know about NMR machines, expand your base knowledge to other sciences.

Granted. But people are jealous of your health and every week you're taken to a science lab to see why your cells remain healthy even at old age, and also you're alone because of the jealousy thing. No wife or kids or friends. But you're happy because that lab pays you quite well.

I wish my Spring Break will be worthwhile.

Granted. Whilst on spring break, Iran attains nuclear capability and launch one at Israel. Unfortunately, it misses the mark entirely; heading, you guessed it, straight for New York. But at least you met a nice new lady friend that you like. So, not a total loss.

I wish winter would end. Enough with the cold already.

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9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

Granted, the global temperature is now stuck at 68 degrees Fahrenheit year round, causing stuff to melt, flooding the world. You get eaten alive by a school of shrimp, while swimming in the radioactive ruins of New York, and the rest of civilization continues on, living on man made islands.

I wish I could take control of people and make them do anything I wanted.