As you probably already heard, Perez Hilton got his ass beat down like an Iraqi prisoner by Black Eyed Peas’ frontman, Will.I.Am (Pretentious for “William”? Not sure) Sunday night after the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. Now for the irony, GLAAD now wants to kick his ass too, because the gay slur (fucking faggot) he used during the argument that was caught on tape, apparently doesn’t make GLAAD feel all that glad.:( Hilton says in a statement to TMZ:

“I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent. While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you. I am just very fortunate and grateful that nothing more serious happened to me.”

Man, this should be fun. A war between a fat queer and and an army of gays. I have no idea what something like that entails, but I’m pretty sure we can expect a Judy Garland karaoke contest and a baton twirling competition at some point.

This post is ridiculously gay, so here’s Marisa Miller and her kick ass stomach and perfect tits to apologize: