The Borderline Categorized Cartoon Archive, submitted by me. Do you wonder what the Far Side would have been like if Gary Larson hadn't been funny? Has it consumed your life so much that you've abandoned friends and family in your quest to uncover the answers which eat at your very soul? Well, if that describes you then stop looking because I've uncovered a collection of shitty Far Side ripoffs! Also, if it doesn't describe you then you should stop looking as well because these things are pretty bad.

That's basically it. All the format and subject matter of the Far Side, none of the humor. Reading ten of these will put you into a trance-like state. Reading twenty will make you understand the brilliance behind the comedic stylings of Maddox. Reading thirty will get you a neat ribbon.

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The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.