Yeah, well, high on the list of things you don't really want to read about should be MY LIFE in big, glow-y letters.

First, stolen from nerdcakes (who draws a very fun MS Paint masterpiece, let me tell you) is this meme: leave me a comment and I will draw one of your interests in MS Paint. I will even try not to perseverate and spend hours on one drawing, as I am generally wont to do. C'mon, you know you want to distract me from my painting homework.

Thirteen Random things you like doing: (in no order)1) Drawing.2) Complaining. I do a lot of that.3) Writing.4) Sleeping.5) Slipping my little piece of cloth through my fingers.6) Reading.7) Going to Borders and not actually buying anything.8) Searching for things. It’s that thrill of the hunt mentality.9) Talking to ghostgecko10) Watching movies.11) Driving. No, really, I enjoy driving.12) Sorting coins.13) Making fun of people who deserve it (including myself, don’t you worry).

Twelve Movies: (in no order)1) Willard2) Re-Animator3) Back to the Future4) Rubin and Ed5) Fast Sofa6) What Is It?7) The Nightmare Before Christmas8) The Secret of NIMH9) The Last Unicorn10) Dead Ringers11) The Lion King12) Arsenic and Old Lace

Ten Things about you physically:1) I’m five foot three and A QUARTER.2) My hair is red. Yes, all of it.3) I could probably strangle myself with my hair; it falls to about the small of my back.4) I can wrap my thumb and middle finger around my wrists so that they overlap.5) I suck my left thumb and so can pop it out of the joint (but can’t with my right thumb).6) I have some fairly prominent scars on my left arm, both thighs, and my stomach.7) Although, really, I just have scars all over because not only do I scar easily, but I also pick at myself constantly.8) Technically I need glasses, but I hardly ever wear them these days.9) On the other hand, if I go outside without sunglasses, I can’t see.10) I don’t tan. At all.

Seven Things you Wear Often:1) Flip-flop sandals2) A pair of blue Sketchers I’ve had for several years3) My Jack Skellington shoulder bag4) My Jack and Sally underwear.5) A white bra.6) My silver panther ring that was a gift from ghostgecko7) My Herbert West t-shirt, which was ditto... ^

Six Things That Annoy You:1) People who pull their cell phones the moment class ends... or worse, during class.2) People who interrupt me when I’m trying to do something.3) Misplacing stuff, which I do often.4) The sun.5) Johnny Depp in the trailers for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.6) Movies that are obviously just made to be serious Oscar contenders.

Yeah, I saw that shitty article. Was particularly not-pleased by the caption on the second picture: "It looks like a screenshot from a documentary about autism." Yeah, well, fuck you guys too. Whatever.

I saw the other comment... sorry for not replying. But that anagram is way too cool for me.

Here is your picture:

I know that "Dirk Gently being attacked by an otherworldly eagle" isn't on your interests list. But Dirk Gently is, and I just took the opportunity to illustrate a scene from the books. Yeah.