A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in de bed."
(Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.)
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora... the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

Ok......to everyone that wants in on the karma, here is the skinny......
Everyone won! Please for my ease of operation, if it is ok with you guys,
Like a dollar or so paid to my paypal to make the shipping labels easy to print out would be great. Just make sure to say its for goods and that way, shipping is a snap for me. All i have to do is buy the postage and the rest fills itself in. Thanks guys, cheers.
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