Do you seriously expect me to cut a helpless tomato and rip apart a lettuce head just to satisfy my hunger? I'm thinking I could slaughter and pulverize a couple baby chickens and mix in some spoiled cow secretions to go with the pig strips.

Do you seriously expect me to cut a helpless tomato and rip apart a lettuce head just to satisfy my hunger? I'm thinking I could slaughter and pulverize a couple baby chickens and mix in some spoiled cow secretions to go with the pig strips.

I catered a lot of concert back stage meals.Patti Labelle cooked for everyone on the road when she toured, so her rider was a lot of pre-prepped stuff. Buckets of cleaned veggies, and simply prepped foods. Leftovers went to local food shelves.What a gal.