On the weekend we had relatives over. My 5 year old niece was having fun, running up and hitting me when i wasn't looking and running away giggling. So I said to her "Whatever you do, don't hit me on this shoulder" (pointing to my left shoulder. I happen to have a whopping ugly scar there from surgery years ago. So of course, my niece runs up and hits me in the shoulder and runs away giggling. I lift my shirt sleeve, moaning and groaning and show her my scar. I've never seen somebody's face change so quickly. Poor thing really thought she had wounded me badly. I had to quickly re-assure her.

Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.