McCain's epic flail: "The attention high from when I chose a badly underqualified religious nut as my running mate has worn off. So now I'm going to cancel debates and pretend I care about the Wall Street bailout. Look at me, I'm running a Very Serious Campaign!"

Guy 1: "Dude, did you know that some moron took a dump in the urinal?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was nasty."
Guy 3: "That was an epic flail, we could of all been fired!"
Guy 1: "Yeah Man, I'm glad that douche doesn't work here any more."