Hello, Ira Glass.

Daddy sent me an iTunes App gift (did you know you could do that? I did not) for the This American Life app. It is so, so cool. It has every episode of the show. EVER. This is not going to help curb the amount of times in a week I say, “I was listening to This American Life…”

Consider this my farewell to society, as I check into my headphones and out of contact.