UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

care and share

today it was raining cats and dogswas quite happy to see this lady sharing her umbrella wit a complete strangerwhen getting down the busthats the love!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

TAX-AVOIDING SMOKERS

"We wish to highlight to students that smuggling or possession of duty-unpaid cigarettes or any contraband is a very serious offence. Offenders can be jailed and fined. .........."

apparently they found out about the illegal cigarette dealer opposite school. he loiters around the pavillion near the football field, and sells contraband cigarettes to eager buyers at $5/- a pack. i do have friends who are his customers.However myself, i do taxed cigarettes. so i'm a responsible citzen! don't i deserve more GST Refund on July 1, 2007?

Note:How to identify and differentiate a contraband cigarette? The stick itself looks perfectly normal, however sometimes can be a little flimsy on the rolling. the outer box does not have a health warning picture (of rotting gums, jaws, babies) on the cover. and a packet of marlboro costs about $10.70 to $11.00 compared to a contraband one that costs $5.00.

THE FART MAN

this morning, this guy totally grossed me outi was waiting for my bus at a bus stop near my housethen i saw this guy doing some contingency marching routinewat we call the 'hentataki" (marching on the spot)lifted his leg three times periodicallyupon the third lift, his fart exploded

PLEASE DO NOT SQUEEZE YOUR FARTS IN PUBLICit is perfectly normal for human to fartand it nothing shamefulbut at least do it discreetlyand please - no fart surfing

if u realli have a bad stomachbring a plastic bagto contain all ur fartsbring ur farts homethe same way you would do to dog litter

Monday, May 28, 2007

DISGUSTING SINGAPOREAN STUDENT - guidelines

how many of u little idiots out therehave totally no idea wat ur parents are paying for your education?its time once again of the year to pay school feeshere's the bill at a glance and how to fully utilise them:

1. Tution Fee/Grant is your BASIC school fee comes in the form of using the school facilities, your lecturer's salary, the school cleaners' salary, the fire extinguishers, gardeningso its time you bully your lecturers, exploit them to the fullest, ask stupid questions and expect intelligent questions, misuse fire extinguishers raising false fire alarms, breathe in as much air-con during lectures and tutorials; also you can pee/shit everywhere in the toilets working the cleaners like slaves; if you like you can also steal some of the tables, chairs, library books and potted plants home. Get your whole family to use the school's wireless internet connection every Sunday's family day, demand the Student Union bring them around the school like a tour guide (refer to section 7)3. Examination Fee is for your teachers who set up the venue and printing the papersto make full use of it, u have to take massive amounts of extra paper and string during examinations and take supp papers as much as possible4. GPA Insurance i guess is for the software MOE uses to convert your academic results to GPA points in reference to your CU pointsThere's nothing you can do to fully utilise your $3, just imagine buying your educational minister a bowl of fishball noodles twice a year, with all due respect5. Miscellaneous Fees should be for the school to have extra disposable cashits a good $23.50, so i guess it'll be good to make the school spend unncessarily like destroying school properties like planting bombs at pavillions and stairways to kill the smokers, having a foreign student Virginia High shoot-out massacre at Engineering School6. Sports & Wellness Fee probably goes into Enciks working at the Sports Complex, the lousy basketballs, maintanence of the parquet badminton flooringMake full use of the FREE sports facilities, play basketball, soccer, badminton, tennis, table tenniss, volleyball, run at the track, talk nonsense and bully the Sports Hall uncles make them come out of their air-con room to attend to the minor chores, help them realise their DJ dream by running around half naked in the Sports Hall all the time getting them to make announcements over the PA - totally fun!7. Student Union Fees obviously goes to the Student's Lounge and the freshman orientationJoin as many SU events as much as possible to get the free t-shirts, i have a cupboard full of them now. call SU ppl Slave Union members and insist they serve you at the lounge, keep getting balls stuck, sit on pool tables, spill drinks at the lounge. bully freshman in school, cut their queues in canteens, laugh/jeer at them and call them names, demoralise them by telling them how difficult school is and they will fail their modules for sure, get them to buy drinks for you, give you massages, extort from them.

P/S: I'm just clowning with the bills, the above is an example of how a disgusting singaporean student will fully utilise the school resources. I personally do not practise and encourage any actions above and will not hold any responsibility if you were to face any consequences following my guidelines.

disgustingpeople at IKEA tampines

being a swakoo, today is my first trip to tampines IKEA, COURTS, GIANTu know the three huge buildings next to each otherso i went to take the free shuttle service at tampines interchangewhen the bus arrivethe people were like flocking into the buslike snatching for NDP tickets lidatDAMN SCARY, i assure uand most of them are aunties!

so we reach the GIANT bus stopi waited patiently for the other ppl to alightthen i stood up and strolled towards the exit VERY SLOWLYsuddenly got this old ladyraised her hand in front of me like a gated barrierand then push me asidewith the "HEY! I FIRST!" look

i was like errr-- okaylike wat the hell? there were no one else getting out alreadyand wat satisfaction will i derive from getting down faster?the air at GIANT can help prevent ageing better than SKII?

thats not the endlater i had my dinner at IKEAand in the queue, these 7-8 young ladiespretty well dressed and look rather educatedqueued in front of me wit a trolley wit 3 traysand they replaced their dirty trays wit the clean ones

leaving the soiled trays next to the clean onesinstead of returning them to the stewarding areawhich is like 10 steps awayand they have like 8 pplwith no more than 3-4 ppl behind them in the queuewat if someone later in the queue mistook ur soiled trayspretty unhygienic right?so inconsiderate!

later in front, i ordered 15 meat ballsand they ordered 6 sets of 8 meatballsthey were like snatching my plate of 15 from meand began counting my meatballswhen the counter staff handed it to melike wat the hell?did u girls just come out from zoo?stop acting like monkeys!shame!

p/s: i apologize for the unpleasant sketches, i din have my camera wit me then

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Encounter with MRT Hooligans

CONTRIBUTION BY RESPONSIBLE CITZENFIONA ZHENG

Last evening, took MRT home as usual at about 6.30pm like that. The train is crowded as usual. I was engrossed in reading the Chinese Novel by 倪匡。

Suddenly I felt a push, it was intentionally. I turned around and glared at that teenage.His friends beside me started saying, "Not us wor, MRT is like tat one push here and there". One look from them u can conclude tat they are little hooligans, one of them have tattoo all over AND colour faded, OMG! So low-class.

I decided to move in, TAT was a mistake.They continue to disturb me and others,Finally, I decide to strike back, psychologically.

HOW?

I keep staring at them and SMILE!~ hahahaha

I pick up my mobile and started calling YING, my best frd. I told her I was in trouble. Being disturbed like 3 little hooligans who frogs in the well, with tat I continued to laugh and look at their direction.

That is. That low-educated and poor-mannered girl started to call me with ugly names.She called me "HOOKER!" I laughed at her, she got more angry and start criticizing I got a "JIAO" face and how bad I dressed and my MU sucked!

With a character like me, I will definitely shout back and ask her to shout up. HEEEEE I didn't, say ANYTHING, just keep looking at them and smile.

The final show-down, they took my photo using their camera. I was shocked, could not react. I know is against the law, but at that point of time, should I go up to them and play punk? Call the police if they refuse to erase the photo in front of me?

I choose to ignore them. I realty cannot predict whether do they have any weapons of whatever things on them, AND I was out-numbered. Will the passengers around me help me if I got into trouble? I doubt tooo.

Well, they are just like us when we are in teens, BUT BUT BUT they are worse, do we go around disturbing people anyhow we like? WE don't.

They are getting more and more JIALAT.

Friends beware, teens are out of control.

MY UNLUCKY DAY!~

When i reached home, i told my mum, her question is HOW? U scolded them upside down?? hahah She cannot believe her ears when i told her I 'luan' and sit down quietly laughing at them non-stop like some sian char bor. To her, her daughter's patience is extended somehow.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

kueh sioh ar?

i hate those ppl who like to sit so close to mei mean leave some gap lai know i'm hotif u're feeling cold, buy urself a sweaterstop squeezing me to the cornermove a little!you wun fall off the seat

and also i hate ppl who put their bags on the seatdepriving another from sitting downespecially some aunties who like to puttheir dripping wet plastic bags on the seatwa lao-- who dare to sit there after that?

lastly those morons who reads the morning papers(not the smaller ones like Today)and they stretch their hands so much they invade into my spacesometimes the edge of the newspaper even tickles my nosewats worse? when i peep over to look at their papersthey show me an irritated face"eh-- its only 70cts, buy ur own papers"you know wat its like?its like you walk ur dog at the neighbourhood parkand tell the joggers not to stare at its private partsor those ladies who go town without wearing their brasand complain about ppl staring at their nippleslike WHAT THE HELL?

Monday, May 14, 2007

Crazy Taxi

SHC 0520 EHO HEE KUOCITY CAB

this a**hole cab driver who gave me helli was rushing to my cousin's wedding last saturdayso i asked the cab driver to go to this church at paya lebahthat uncle doesn't know where it iseven when i showed him the map

wats worst?he was driving with one handkeep on counter-steering for nothingthe taxi was like swaying left to right

i almost vomittedi almost shove the taxi magazines up his anusthanx for giving me a great time on the cab

Monday, May 07, 2007

of pole dancers and gamblers

the pole in the middle of the door has became an instrument for pole dancers once againwhen the bus gets crowdeda lot of ppl refuse to move it. they like to grab poles near the exitsso the poles instead of facilitating traffic movementshinders the exiting processand they waste my precious timethey should teach kids how to take public transportwith care and consideration in school

wat the hell is this?1314 = sure strikelooks like a 4D numberi'm not gonna buy it for sureso please dun strike hor!

ATTENTION SMELLY PEOPLE

if u have BO or you just finished sportsplease do not sit down on the trainu'll stink up the two person beside you

instead you could stand beside the dooror somewhere far from the mass

i'm allergic to smelly peoplei cough, sneeze and get hallucinationon bad days i go into trance and end up having fits

yesterday this guy who smell of sardine curry puffsat beside me looking over my shoulderat me playing Grand Theft Auto on my PSPi actually like sardine curry puffsbut the smell is so strong it kills my noseand it kills my highon a lighter note, it also kills my game character easily

please be considerate, smelly peopleu are a stake holder in air pollution issueshowever you can make a difference by wearing perfumeso please do