This one time when I was a kid this guy stopped at a local restaurant and everybody thought he was Tony Orlando. He signed autographs as "Tony Orlando" and even got his picture in the paper under the headline "TONY ORLANDO HAS BREAKFAST AT REID'S RESTAURANT!".

Turns out it wasn't Tony Orlando but some fake Tony Orlando. As far as I know the fake Tony Orlando is still on the loose - perhaps in YOUR town . . .

How can I NOT care about the possibility that a fake Tony Orlando may be on the loose in my town? *shudder*

I keep hearing that intro to Christmas In Hollis by Run-DMC, and it's not helping my DTs!They cut out the lyrics, so for some reason, I keep expecting Falco to come in & start rapping...Either that, or I expect it to segueway into Yes by Morphine...