Ten Commandments: The Kinky Boot From Giuseppe Zanotti

Introducing this season’s sex boot: a high-heeled black number handmade in Zanotti’s Italian factories, with tie-me-up laces and a suck-it-and-see zip in silver. This total dom-top bitch boot is guaranteed to be boss in the bedroom and any man falling foul of its impressive sharp heel will come a testicular cropper! Lady Zanotti never forgives a fool: “On your knees, pig-dog! You’ll never be enough of a man for my 22 lace-holes.” This is the first picture of the designer’s much-awaited new version of his sell-out saucy boots. Ask any fan of his work and she or he will tell you: grab them while you can – these girls sell out quicker than you can say “Miss Whiplash”. Standing at an impressive 8in, it’s a slick and saucy pointed boot that is engineered to give the wearer that all-essential foxy wiggle. You could say it’s your Brazilian butt lift in black leather. Insert, tie, zip and march: there’s something fabulously ballbreaker about its look and effect. But velvet laces? Oh, yes, this is Mr Zanotti’s clever nod to the softer side of a dominatrix, one that will take her boots from boardroom to bedroom to super-fancy wedding without her needing to break her stride. Who has time for that? Multipurpose and modern, these super-sharp numbers have Madame’s name written all over them.