All excited about riding Splash Mountain in the summer heat, I grabbed a Fastpass early in the morning.

Fifteen hours later and NO summer heat left, my time had arrived to float in a log on the watery ride and plummet down the side of the mountain to what I was certain would be the death of me. The cast member wearing a heavy jacket to keep warm directed us where to stand and then loaded us on the damp log waiting to take us on our adventure.

As the ride progressed, I yelled my obligatory 'YEA' and 'WaHOO'. I sang with the characters, 'Zip A Dee Do Dah' and yelled some more obligatory 'YEA' and 'WaHOO' all the way to the top of the mountain. With hands in the air, I yelled 'Yippie' and then the log rolled over the edge and I yelled (censored) as we sped down the side followed by 'OH (censored) and (bleep) and (bleep bleep censored bleep) and then we hit the bottom and freezing water flowed over the top of the log into my lap. I mumbled under my breath words even I am to embarassed to say as the ride came to an end and as I exited, I heard the cast memeber call after me, 'Sir, sir, did you know you have icicles hanging from your butt?'

I am SOO glad I got to ride Splash Mountain on a cold evening during the summer heat!

Friday, May 25, 2012

These people keep making rafts and floating across the border to my land so I put up this High Tech Security Fence, hired over a hundred guards and spaced them out evenly across the 50 feet of my border. I armed them with Flame Throwers and Missile Launchers. All in all, it cost a small fortune but I think it's worth it to keep those unannounced Family visits to a minimum.

HFF

View on black while I look for a sparky thingy to start my Flame Thrower

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Who knew Darth Vader was a Goofaholic??? He showed up in one of my meetings complaining that the stromtroopers don't take him seriously anymore. I laughed. He got angry. Don't make a Goofy Darth Vader mad, trust me.

Monday, May 21, 2012

So if I dropped my glasses and I need them to see, explain to me how I am to find them. I searched for hours and could not find them anywhere! Finally, I gave up, hopped in the car and drove to the Glasses shop. It took me eight stops to get the right blur ... I mean place. And could someone tell me where all the dents in my car came from? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

Being late for everything, I decided to get my clock fixed finally so I headed over to the Clock Shop located next to that fabulous Camera Shop that destroyed my camera. You'd think I would of known better.

Lost, I crawled across the forrest floor, dragging my limp and lifeless body bedhind me. Help, I tried to cry but it came out a whisper. I lifted my head ever so slightly and could see a pair of legs. Food, Water, I need, I rasped. I crawled towards the legs ahead. Help ... me. The foot started tapping up and down and a voice came from above me, Get off the ground, You were lost for less than minute!

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