The model for panel one in this episode was supplied by: Uh, the back of a cereal box. I think that adds a lot of B-movie authenticity.

Panel three is also based on a hallowed B-movie tradition – a meta-omen of death. Whenever a character in a B-movie goes down the stairs to a cellar, there are only two possible scenarios: A. The light bulb is working. The character will return safely. B. The light bulb is dead. The character will soon join it.

That’s it for today (save for a new, kaiju-themed voting incentive). More on Thursday.

*Disclaimer: Assumes the pre-existence of a safe and comfortable home. Drink as such does not improve safety and comfort of your home, although it might help you forget about the lack of it.