Mio: Where are you guys going?Ritsu: I've seen past Ms. A.U. contests. Horrible unspeakable things start to happen around this point. We're gonna watch the rest of this contest from a safe distance.Mio: W-W-What d-do you m-mean by horrible? *starting to freak out*Ritsu: You'll see.Mio: Th-then I'm l-l-leaving too!Megaman: No, you're staying.Mio: The hell I am!Megaman: You have to stay.Yui: Bye Miichan! We'll be cheering for you!Mugi: Good luck!Ritsu: *snickers**the rest of the K-ON! cast start to leave*Mio: You guuuuys!!!!! I'm coming too!Megaman: You have to stay.Mio: But......Megaman: Iluminate the world of darkness, for it has yet to see the truth.Mio: *now with a sudden straight face* For the true power of MOE is the truth. *Mio glows for 2 second and walks to center stage*

Chad: What the hell was that?Chuck: Chad, I think it's that time again.Chad: Chuck, listen to me. Open up your left armrest. There is a red button there. Be ready to push it.Chuck: Understood!

Ryoko: Where is Mr. megaman917? We haven't heard from him for a few days, and waiting for the official contest results is making me anxious.Jakotsu: Maybe Bob finally got himRyoko: Bob?8bit_samurai: A name that is whispered throughout the MsAU contests. He comes during the end of each contest to seek his revenge, or at least from what I heard. I doubt that's the case, he's probably having problems with some other stuff. Speaking of Bob, we should prepare our ships as well.Rip van Winkle: Is Bob really zat terrible?8bit_samurai: I dunno. We just gotta wait and see...

Chad: And the our winner, with 5 votes, AND OUR NEEEEEW MS. ANIME UNIVERSE!!!!!!Chuck: MS. RYOKO ASAKURA!!!!!Chad: *sings* HERE SHE IS, MS. ANIME UNIVERSE.......Megaman: That's enough of that! Everyone get the hell out of here! I'm tired of looking at you all! *pissed*Chad: Chuck, be ready to push that button.

8bit_samurai: Oh, yeah. That's when ya know Bob is hereJakotsu: Ryoko: I won! I can't believe I won! This is amazing! Thank you! Thank you all who voted and supported me! Thank you, 8bit_samurai, and Jakotsu, and Rip van Winkle for sponsoring and helping me. It wasn't very easy for all of us. And thanks, Mr. megaman917, and Chuck and Chad, for this wonderful contest! 8bit_samurai...8bit_samurai: Congratulations. You deserve it.Ryoko: Thank you.Jakotsu: Ya ya, congrats. Now let's get the hell outta here before something bad happens?Ryoko: Wait, I wanna do something for all the fans that voted for me8bit_samurai: Do it quickly, we don't have much timeRyoko: ♪Okay♪Ryoko Plays 80s Power Ballad Song: ♪Another night on the road another sold out showI’m so lonely then I just want to explodeAnd when the stage lights go down after the last encoreI hope you are waiting in the light by the backstage door♪Ground shakes8bit_samurai: Okay, that's good enough for now. We can continue when we get someplace safe. Perhaps then we can take requests.Ryoko: Aww, it was just getting goodRip van Winkle in radio: Mr. 8bits, we have kind of have a big problem here.8bit_samurai: What is it?Rip van Winkle: Remember ze birds you told me about? Well, they appear to have arrived. Want me to engage?8bit_samurai: How big?Rip van Winkle: Take a look for yourself8bit_samurai and Jakotsu looks out windowJakotsu: What the hell8bit_samurai: That is a negative. Ryoko, I want you to head to the Pheonix and head back home. We'll meet with you later. Jakotsu and Rip van Winkle, come with me.Ryoko: You sure? I can-8bit_samurai: No, this is an order. It is not safe.Ryoko: If you say so. See you later. Be careful.8bit_samurai: Will do.Jakotsu: So, how are gonna pay the debt?8bit_samurai: I... have... a... plan...Rip_van_Winkle: If you are able to get him home, can I go home too?8bit_samurai: If you truly want to, then yes.Rip_van_WInkle: Yes, I would like to fight alongside my comrades back home, if that is fine.8bit_samurai: Of course, it is. Now, let us board the Ifrit and finally get this debt paid.Rip van Winkle and Jakotsu: Aye aye

additional tl;dr jibber jabber wrote:

Spoiler :

Friend: It has been awhile, my dear old friend8bit_samurai: Indeed. I see not much has changed.Friend: It is you, who hasn't changed, old pal8bit_samurai: If you say so. What is this post doing here? it makes no sense.Friend: This lamp post? I got it at an auction. It's an old antique I could use in my collection.Jakotsu: Huh. That's weird.Friend: So these two are the abominations you brought.Rip van Winkle: Brought?8bit_samurai: You helped with creation the machineFriend: Aye, but it is you who pushed the button and destroyed it. Besides, that technology is getting outdated. There are far better devices that will do practically the same thing for much, much cheaper than that old thing. By the way, modding without proper knowledge is a bad thing. I'm surprised the consequences wasn't more dire.Jakotsu: Modded?Friend: It wan't meant to " send" people back, it was only meant to "receive." Now, enough petty talk. You have the money?8bit_samurai: Well, I guess I learned my lesson. Here.Friend: Hold on, *claps hands*8bit_samurai: Oh, I see you updated them to the 64 version. Why not go all out to the GC version?Friend: You should know why. Besides, they're just bots. Now hand it over to Fox.8bit_samurai: If you say so.Friend: Make sure it's all there.Fox: It's just a DVD. The Money. Huh.Jakotsu: What the hell, man!Friend: I am sorely disappointed, my dear old chap. I don't want to do this-8bit_samurai: Wait, you might want to hold on to that, That may be worth a lot of money some day, since it's the only copy-Slippy: I have that! it's a good movie.8bit_samurai: it's the Director's CutSlippy: I have two copies of thoseFalco: Why the hell do you have two copies?Slippy: It's a really good movieJakotsu: Damnit, 8bits! How the hell will I get back home?Friend: I'm sorry, my dear old friend it has to come to this.8bit_samurai: Wait. Let me ask one questionFriend: Sigh. What is it?8bit: What does pressing A or Z twice do?Peppy: Press A or Z twice to do a barrel rollFriend: No! Don't listen to him-Everybody: Whoa! Holy Moly!8bit_samurai: Cheese it!Friend: My post! My beautiful lamp post! No! Damnit, don't just stand there! Get him!8bit_samurai: Everyone into position! Prepare for Ludicrous Speed!Rip van Winkle: You mean hyper speed?8bit_samurai: Which ever!Fox: Shoot the panels to take out the coreWolf: Can't let you do that, Star FoxLeon: Let's see how you handle our newer shipsPigma: Too bad Dad's not here to see you FAILAndrew: We'll make sure you'll never reach AndrossFox: Actually, I'm not after AndrossWolf: Yeah, this is just another random encounterAndrew: Oh. Well. Then, we'll make sure you'll never, umm... Reach your goal, whatever that is!Pigma: Nice recoveryLeon: IndeedSlippy: Coulda been betterWolf: Enough! Now, you'll be seeing your dad soon, Fox!

Meanwhile, on the Ifrit8bit_samurai: Now, that didn't go very wellJakotsu: How the hell will I got home now?8bit_samurai: don't worry, I got some friends who owe me some favors who could possibly help me fix the box. And don't need to worry about the guy we encountered, we won't see him for long awhile. I'm quite surprised he let us off that easyJakotsu and Rip van Winkle: What?8bit_samurai: It's a long story. Now, let's see if plan, uhh... I forgot which plan I was on. Anyways, *picks up radio* Red Leader, are you there?Ryoko: Red Leader here. Go ahead.8bit_samurai: Ah, I see you're on the Pheonix. Good, good. Now, do you have the case?Ryoko: It's right here in front of me8bit_samurai: Good. Now. Ryoko, open the caseRyoko: ... It's a note... Not this year - XOXO Bob.8bit_samurai: Well. I guess not this year. It's alright. We had fun. Right?Jakotsu: ...Rip van Winkle: ...Ryoko: We sure did!8bit_samurai: That's the spirit!Jakotsu: ...Rip van Winkle: ...

Chuck: I think 8bit_samurai may have too much time on his handsChad: I don't disagree...

(sorry for the delay.| I've been busy...school, work, New York Anime Fest)

*earthquake*

Megaman: Bob, we know it's you! Hurry up so we can end this!*MechaBob bursts from the ground to seek revenge*

MechaBob: GUESS WHO'S BAAAAACK! NOW I'M GOING TO GET MY REVENGE ON ALL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST YEAR!Megaman: Leave you an even more broken shell of a man, literally?MechaBob: WHY YOU!!!! Megaman: Bring it on, Tinman! *Bob sees all the people scurrying to get the hell out of dodge, and starts attacking everyone*

*explosions*

MechaBob: Chad, Chuck, where are you? Your old friend Bob has a present for you!

Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen, its been a wonderful competition this year.Chad: We hope to see you again next year!......assuming Bob does kill everyone first...*Bob fires at Chad & Chuck*Chuck: I'm Johnny Gomez...Chad: and Nick DaimondChuck: Good fight, good night!*Chuck & Chad push the buttons on their chairs, which are rocket chairs, and blast off, as a missile hits and destroys their announce booth, into the wild blue yonder*Chad: Peace out, bitches!