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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Kin...

Two good ol' boys in a trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold watermelon after getting off of work at their local asbestos plant.

After a while, Skeeter said to his buddy, Skooter, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off coon huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
Skooter crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."