Usually, the most complex (and expensive) part of cloning is the formation of the brain, and then subsequent modification to accept Mother Brain signals.

But with the Brain of a Crab, this is no longer so expensive!A clone that used to cost 85 oz now costs 50!

Truly a great achievement in science.

Here is a photograph of our Brain Child in action!Note: Due to Crabs normally having four legs, the balancing sensors that are in the inner ear in humans, are non-existant in crabs. Therefore, the crab brain does not know how to interpret the signals from it's new inner-ear, and may be subject to falling over, backflips, and head trauma.

It looks, acts and functions almost exactly as it's human brained counter-part*, but it's 35 oz of gold cheaper!

Get yours today!

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*Named "Drunk Clone" so you can instantly tell between a normal pricey clone, and our cheap awesome super clone.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:09 am

chineseboy16

Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 amPosts: 236

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

How innovative.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:18 am

Brainwashed

Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 pmPosts: 471

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

That thing ain't human. It's funny as ♥♥♥♥, though, and still almost as efficient as a normal blue clone except cheaper. Is it possible to give a clone's brain to a crab?

Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:44 am

zalo

Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pmPosts: 1494

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

Brainwashed wrote:

Is it possible to give a clone's brain to a crab?

You bet.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:02 am

chineseboy16

Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 amPosts: 236

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

The ClamV2 wrote:

It is innovative, he's made a crab with two legs and two arms.♥♥♥hole.

I never said anything negative about this mod -_-

Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:15 am

zalo

Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pmPosts: 1494

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

What have I done!?

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Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:31 am

Darlos9D

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:50 amPosts: 1512Location: Tallahassee, FL

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

ITT people learn that sarcasm is a tricky subject on the intarweb

Also, DrunkenClone and SoberCrab. Cute.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:17 am

maddog321

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:10 amPosts: 106

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

Now all you need is a Crab with clone's legs and head, and with terrible walk paths that make it moonwalk.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:18 am

Durza

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:35 amPosts: 8Location: Australia

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

Or a half crab, half clone.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:05 am

numgun

Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pmPosts: 2932

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

Crabs that walk like humans and humans that walk like crabs.WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW HUH?

See I wouldn't have thought it was sarcastic if it was more than two friggin' words.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:30 pm

the4runner

Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:12 pmPosts: 37

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

Darlos9D wrote:

ITT people learn that sarcasm is a tricky subject on the intarweb

hmm, im getting there, just trying to figure out if THIS was sarcasm. amidoingitright?

ON-TOPIC: this is weird. anyone seen Goldeneye, the bond film? when the guy falls out of the closet, after being klled during the semi-sex scene by natasha? i thought exactly that when he fell over the first time. plus the noise. *SPEURRRRR*.

i love you zalo.

Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:56 pm

Brainwashed

Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 pmPosts: 471

Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!

zalo wrote:

What have I done!?

You have created monsters. Cool monsters! (imagine the pipe is a thumbs up)

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