sábado, 3 de septiembre de 2016

Everyone that crossed William’s path was
always amused by what he did for a living: he was the marketing manager in a
company that sold condoms called Phalanx. He was very popular at parties,
telling one and ten stories about the funny things that happened both in his
department and in the factory where the condoms where actually made. He even
knew some other stories about people that had called the Phalanx hotline in
order to ask silly questions that no one ever knew if they were real or false.

The point was that he had a lot of fun at work
and out of it. However, for a person that saw condoms so often at work, he
didn’t really get to use a lot. In one of those ironies of life, William had
not had a real sexual encounter in a long time. He was a very busy person and
he always failed to have time to party or socialize except for the events
hosted by Phalanx. The few times he met people was in those parties but they
were always funny for a while but not for the long haul.

Every single Monday at the office, they held
pitching sessions in which any of the employees of the company could present
new ideas to make the product more attractive. Normally, they would laugh a lot
more than do actual work but sometimes, once every six months almost, they got
a very clever idea that could easily become a big thing in the world of
condoms. Anyhow, it was a very fun thing to be in and most people were very
serious about their ideas.

There was the typical things like making
condoms into different sizes or different flavors and colors, but then they
were the crazy people telling them to sell condom certain foods in
supermarkets, or not only having flavors but also smells, which everyone
thought was absolutely awful. They laughed a lot the time that someone proposed
to print images on the condoms and even the possibility of personalizing them
with your signature. It seemed like a good idea but it wasn’t.

There were some good ones like having a guy
dressed like a penis or condom in some popular area and make him do funny
dances and stuff and then handing out pamphlets about how important it was to
use condoms. Others had made proposals about the packaging and image that they
were really considering. As in any industry, they needed to keep innovating and
doing different stuff or they would get obsolete.

But there was one presenter William remembered
for weeks after they moved on. William had always identified as a straight man
but somehow that man had captivated him and he had no idea why. It was
something more than looks and his idea. It was something he could really
pinpoint.

The man’s idea was very simple: in each one of
the condom packaging’s, putting a drawing of a different position in order to
kind of make it like a challenge towards the couple that was going to use the
prophylactic. Everyone received the proposal to mild enthusiasm and only
William seemed to be distracted by the guy that was in front of him. For weeks,
he had him inside his head moving around, appearing in the weirdest moments and
it was a long time after that, when they were executing some of the ideas
people had pitched, when he realized why he thought of him so much: he knew
him.

That day, after all work was done, he went to
the archive room and asked fro the file on that man. Apparently, he had been
working in the office for as long as William had been there. He was his same
age and had gone to the same college too. The difference was that that guy
hadn’t been able to ascend in the company whereas William had climbed that
ladder a lot faster than anyone else ever before. He was very talented at what
he did.

When he got home that day, he was relieved to
realized he didn’t like the guy for his looks or something like that but
because he unconsciously knew something weird about him. He couldn’t really
remember him from any of the classes in college but apparently something inside
his brain did remember him and had been curious to reveal that.

As tired as he was, William relaxed that day
with a bubble bath. He was so tired that he fell asleep inside and only woke up
because he was slowly sinking into the water. When he got out of there, he just
dried himself up and fell asleep naked as he was on the bed, above the sheets.
He must have woken up at four in the morning only to crawl under the covers
because of the cold.

After the weekend, he stumbled into his old
college partner in the elevator on the way to his office. It was kind of an
awkward moment: there was some tension between them but William had no idea
why. He knew now that he wasn’t interested in that guy physically and that was
the only thing that had been weird before. But now everything was tension and
looking down to their shoes and it was very strange.

For the rest of that day he didn’t really pay
attention to anything else because his mind was still trying to understand what
had happened in that elevator. He tried to remember anything about that man but
he just couldn’t remember him in college. Maybe crossing him one or twice in
the hallways but that was it. He was so distracted during the pitching session
that day, that he missed every single one of the funny presentations. His
fellow managers would laugh and he would just smile.

The following day, he was lucky enough to have
dinner with a friend from college he had not seen in a while. She had always
been one of his best friends back in college and now she worked out of the
country in a job that paid very well. So they got together and talked and
laughed and drank and ate. It was a very fun evening. When the dessert was
brought to them, William remembered the man from his office and instantly asked
his friend about him. He described him as well as he could and she was
surprised by the degree of detail he was able to give her.

His friend had no idea of whom he was talking
about. Then, William looked for a picture on his cellphone and showed it to
her. Crazy as it seemed, William had taken a picture of the file on the guy in
order to remember his face the next time he saw him and now he got to show to
his friend so he didn’t see how awkward it was.

Then, she immediately recognized him. Trying
not to laugh at her friend for having some random guy’s picture on his
cellphone, she reminded him that that guy had been a good friend of the people
they used to hang out with during college. He would even go to some parties
with them although she didn’t even remember his name. He wasn’t a particularly
social person but she knew she had seen him a number of times around there with
them.

William thought about that for a long time. He
looked at the guy’s picture that night before going to bed and then spent a
good half hour trying to sleep but really thinking about why he had no idea of
who that person was. The next day at the office, he got the rumor that many
people were being laid off because the company had decided to wipe out a whole
section in order to make room for new people that were going to be in charge of
social media and such.

As he went to get coffee, he saw the guy from
college with a single box, eyes very red, standing in front of the elevator. He
had no idea why, but he walked towards him and asked what was wrong. The guy
was obviously surprised to see William but he just answered the question: he
had been fired. William offered to help him with the box and in the time from there
to the first floor, he was able to remember who that guy was.

They had kissed once in a party. William had
been very drunk. He was sure to have vomited at least a couple of times that
night. And somehow, in between all that, they had kissed. He gave the box to
the guy and told him to call him if he needed any help. The guy seemed confused
by that and honestly William was too. He didn’t know why he had said it but he
thought it was the right thing to do.

domingo, 7 de diciembre de 2014

Carmina Wolf was an entomologist, specialized in bees and wasps. She had travelled the world tracing this little creatures and now headed off to her final destination: a UN summit in Geneva where she would be able to present her findings to a panel of experts put together by the FAO.

On the plane from Seoul to Geneva, she just kept thinking of the potential of her discoveries. It was terrible, of course, but it also meant something could be done. Nothing is definite when you realize it on time, or she thought.

The flight was really long but she couldn't sleep so she forced herself to watch some movies, none of which ere very interesting. She took her blanket and tried to sleep with some music on but then people started making noises. It was really annoying to get to Switzerland with no sleep and now people weren't helping. She heard them open their window shades, so she pulled the blanket over her head.

She stopped ignoring them when they started to scream and gasp and talk fast and loud. Suddenly all shades were being pulled up, so Carmina took a look through the window. She certainly wasn't expecting that...

High above the clouds and higher than the plane, a fire ball appeared to be falling down. The plane was very far but the ball could be seen easily as it's light was blinding, all white and powerful. It certainly was a scary moment but, for some reason, people were generally calm.
Short after, the pilot announcing all flights were asked to change course and go south. They haven't been asked to land anywhere close but there was still a possibility to do so.

An hour later, the ball of fire looked smaller but equally as bright. Carmina thought of the people below, and how scared they must have been. She checked her on board computer and realized they were flying over Russia, a country frequently hit by meteorites. A scientist she had met in a conference had told her so. But this meteorite looked massive or maybe that was because she had never seen one.

Suddenly the pilot spoke again and, this time, he said authorities of all the countries in the vicinity had decided to ground the planes. Carmina's one had to land in Astana, the capital city of Kazakhstan. The pilot did not know for how long they would have to stay there but authorities were trying to keep the planes down for the minimum amount of time.

It was shortly before landing that the explosion occurred. It felt and sounded awful. The plane was hit by the sound wave and turbulence was really bad. People were screaming, babies crying, food trays hitting the ground and even bags falling from the overhead compartments. Everyone was a nervous wreck so, when the plane landed in Astana, it was not a surprise when everyone applauded and cheered the moment. They were all grateful to be alive.

They were evacuated through the inflatable slides on each door, to make it faster. Then, the pilot stayed with the airport authorities to assess any damage to the plane as the rest of the crew helped the passengers to a bus, which took them to the terminal.

Carmina was tired, from all that had happened and because she hadn't slept for a single minute but when they entered the building she realized it would take even more time to rest. The place was filled with people, both incoming passengers and people who had not been able to board their flights. Her group stayed in a corner, to have better control over everyone according to a stewardess.

Everyone fell silent when every single TV set on the terminal started broadcasting images of the meteorite and how it had it the ground with violence. Although the news station was in Russian, every passenger could understand that the meteorite was big but, thankfully, not the kind of fire balls that cause extinction. However, it had fallen near Omsk, a fairly large city in Russia. Imaged of destroyed windows, trees on fire and a houses destroyed was broadcasted for the remaining hours and, against all odds, Carmina was finally able to get some sleep.

When she woke up, it was dark outside. She went to the bathroom where she met a woman crying with her daughter sitting by the sink. The woman tried to clean her tears fast so Carmina wouldn't see her but it was to no use. In her stall, the entomologist heard the woman speak in Russian to her daughter, again crying unconsolably. It was heart breaking, even without having a clue about what was going on.

When Carmina came out of her stall, the woman was not there. She washed her hands, her face and tried to comb her hair with her fingers but the result was not very good. She came out of the bathroom and walked around, watching hundreds, maybe thousands sleeping on the floor. All the screen were turned off and only security agents roamed the place, gently smiling when she stumbled upon any of them.

She arrived at the food court and realized how hungry she was. But every store was closed, which was obvious because of the time of day and the current situation. The tables and chairs that were normally for eating were now occupied by people trying to get some sleep.

Carmina decided to step outside, to a little balcony the terminal had for plane enthusiasts. It was very cold but that didn't bother her. She looked and counted the planes on the tarmac. There were at least twenty and suspected there were more on other places of the airport. Suddenly the door of the balcony opened and an older woman came out. She looked at Carmina and smiled and contemplated the place.

After some time, the woman spoke:

- It will keep happening, you know?

Carmina did not understand.

- What?
- It will keep happening, more and more frequently.
- The meteorites, you mean?

She nodded. Carmina started to feel colder but was mesmerized by the odd look and mysterious attitude of the older woman.

- This world... We just live here. It isn't ours and it certainly isn't living forever.
- You think were all going to...?
- Die?... Maybe. Not necessarily but it's no secret we are heading in that direction.

It was so strange. It was if... She knew more. As if she knew the same thing Carmina had suspected months before.

- Sorry... Are you an expert of sorts?

The woman laughed and looked at her.

- Not really, child. I'm just aware of things around me.

The woman looked one last time towards the tarmac, smiled at Carmina and entered the building. The young woman did the same, as she was feeling too cold. The words of that woman were all around her mind but it was silly to worry now. She had to sleep as the following day was a hard one.

All planes were allowed to take off so she got to Geneva in time for her speech. She wasn't able to change clothes and excused herself for her looks but told the audience it was worth the speech. Everyone laughed of course. Then the presentation began.

Carmina had been working on this for five years now, since she had finished her studies. And the findings of her research could not be contested. She announced to the audience that the bee population around the world was decreasing due to various reasons, primarily climate change but also human interference. She declared that the decline was so representative, that in some places many flowers and plants that were abundant were now almost extinct. And she announced the same was happening with crops, although no one realized it because of the amount of cereals being planted.

In short, Carmina had discovered that food, was going to be more and more scarce due the disappearance of certain insects. Without them, hunger could strike anywhere. She closed her presentation by saying that recent events had made her realize how fragile the world was but that we had time to make things right, to find our true place in the universe. And she did believe it, more than ever before.