So this is how the other half lives?

For the first hour, I was sitting fully clothed in a cold shower having a panic attack, because everything about this feels wrong. Andy walked in, leaned against the tub wall and threw a towel at my face.

So what do we do now?

We could drink?

It’s 8 in the morning.

When did you get old?

Ok, apparently one of us has to remain sober to go back and retrieve the children. I suggested drawing straws, but because his work involves electronics and expensive robotic equipment, and mine involves a keyboard and a Magic 8 Ball, by default, I get to drink.

I feel like we should do something profound, like invent something or adopt a whale.

Or you could unpack the suitcase you left in the hallway and just keep grabbing stuff out of as you need it.

We could watch our wedding video and talk about how dumb we looked?

Nah, I like to be drunk for that.

On account of the top hat?

And the soul patch.

I have no qualms telling you, we totally did it two times, and now we’re watching Tosh.0 in our underwear eating Special K out of mixing bowls because we’ve been out of dishwasher tabs for a week.

Happy back to school, y’all!

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My panic attack is from bringing the baby home from the hospital and now I have 2 kids to entertain all day instead of just one. Covered in barf, pee, and smoothie isn’t how I pictured this day going. I think you win today.

But what happens when your son moves back with his little one? Don’t get me wrong. Love watching her grow. Been under my roof for most of her almost 3 years. Deal with his stuff and her wanting me the second I come home. Feel like I’m doing it all over again!

We’ve been out of laundry detergent for longer than I care to think. I’m down to a maternity shirt that if worn with a sweater doesn’t look THAT maternity-ish. We’re low functioning adults around here.

my hubby is a teacher so first days of school are always way to quiet. After the kids are off I ussually pick myself up with a rediculously expensive coffee and then its back to my home office where I will get more work done then I have in months. The closest thing I will have to sex is if BOB comes over 😉