Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been targeted for his Mormon faith by the religious right, and in light of that another issue surrounding that religion’s rites have come under fire, and in this instance deservedly so. Mormons are baptizing (by proxy) dead Jews and obviously offense is taken due to the sheer arrogance of imposing another religion onto them.

To make things right, Stephen Colbert – my favorite Conservative – ‘proxy circumcises’ all deceased Mormons, turning them into Jews, as only Colbert can do.

Conover was Commander of Jade Helm 15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She writes for other sites, too. She's an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.

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Ratso

Well done!!

Gordon

“Mormons are baptizing (by proxy) dead Jews and obviously offense is taken due to the sheer arrogance of imposing another religion onto them.”

Are you aware that Mormons do NOT believe that they are imposing their religion onto others? Are you also aware that the individuals that submitted the names of the deceased Jews did so against the instruction and policy of the Church?

Here’s an official response to the situation – for those interested in facts of belief and policy, it’s a quick and worthwhile read.