A 14th century rapier in one hand, and a bowie knife in the other. I would use spanish and italian fencing methods form the 14th-16th centuries, a paintball gun filled with pepperballs, muay thai, BJJ, and wwII style combatives.Oh and my mom, she'd kill everyone, or jsut have all the guys going gaga over her. I should send her to iraq.

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Member of DaJoGen MMA school under Dave Hagen and Team Chaos fight team under Denver Mangiyatan and Chris Toquero, ran out of Zanshin Martial Arts in Salem Oregon: http://www.zanshinarts.org/Home.aspx,

P.S. This is what everyone's response is going to be if we take this seriously, so why bother?

In such a rediculous theoretical situation, no one in the world would have any better chance than anyone else. There's no way that a single person could survive without the assistance of other people. This is why armies are made up of scalable divisions, rather than individuals fighting on their own. Even guerilla tactics use teams of combatants. We've evolved "herding mentality" for self protection as much as anything else.