I interned at Epic Systems a few summers ago, and they named a lot of buildings after celestial bodies. One of them is Isis. It's written in all-caps in the parking garage.

(In order, the buildings are- Andromeda, Borealis, Cassiopeia, Deneb, Endor, Fomalhaut, Ganymede, Heaven, Isis, Juno, and Kohoutek. Then they switched to thematic names for the Barn, the Shed, and the Stable in Farm Campus, and the Study, the Library, the Observatory, and the Great Hall in Harry Potter Wizard Campus)

I was in Boot Camp with a dude with the last name Major; the DIs loved to call him "The Recruit-Major" (like Sergeant Major?) so we'd hear "we can't go until the Recruit-Major tells us!" and stuff. It got funnier though; turns out he was a military brat. His dad was an officer in the Army. Yep... his father was... Major Major.

That might sound plausible, but it’s definitely not true. Cockney rhyming slang is from the 20th century, and Dick was short for Richard way before that. Dick Turpin was a famous highwayman back in the 1730s, so that shortening of the name clearly predates that.