Best Ever Comebacks for Bulies

Usually, the best way to deal with a jerk is to move on with your life and ignore them. Ignoring someone lets the person know in no uncertain terms that you don’t want to deal with them. You are not obligated to talk to everyone, maybe you want to avoid someone you go to school with or an old colleague, if you are attending a social gathering you are not obligated to talk to everyone. You know the old saying if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all.

Being ignored can drive some folks absolutely crazy, you are basically saying they are not even worth reacting to. Sometimes ignoring somebody can be very effective when you want to get someone to smarten up and change their behavior.

If someone calls you out on ignoring them, here are some great comebacks you can use.

Help us out by voting for what you think is the best comeback.

Vote for the best comeback if someone asks if you are ignoring them

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

I am just giving you a chance to reflect on what an idiot you're being.

I'm busy right now, but I would be happy to ignore you some other time.

Maybe you are minding your own business and some smart ass singles you out and says “What are you looking at!” It might catch you off guard, and be embarrassing when someone is publicly acting like such a jerk towards you for no reason.

You might want to just let it go, if the person is continually picking on you it might be helpful to say something back. Bullies often pick on people who they consider an easy mark, someone who won’t respond to their taunts and verbal abuse. If they know that you are going to slay them with a comeback and make them look publicly stupid, they won’t pick on you again.

Here are a few verbal smack downs next time some fool asks you what you are looking at.

Go ahead and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback leave it in the comments below.

Vote for the best comeback when someone says what are you looking at

You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off... In show and tell for psychology class.

Your face is just fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality.

I wasn't checking you out. I was just admiring how the universe has blessed you.

You would be much more likable if it wasn't for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.

Justin Timberlake had to deal with bullies in high school

Justin Timberlake Wikipedia

Singer Justin Timberlake wasn’t so popular growing up because he preferred music to football and in the state of Tennessee, where he grew up, that just wasn’t considered cool. He’s pretty popular with the ladies now, but he reveals he was picked on all the time at school and he had I had terrible acne and weird hair. When Justin was on the Ellen Dengeneres show he said, “The thing about life … is …… is … everything … you feel makes you weird is essentially what’s gonna make you sexy as an adult…. When you’re a kid I think you try so hard to fit in and when you get older you realize that fitting in isn’t really the thing that’s more interesting…. I would not be here if I would have listened to the kids who told me I was a terrible singer and I was a sissy…. Be different.”

When someone says that you have no friends it may feel like the end of the world. In truth, everyone single one of us has been left out at some point and time. Being excluded from a group can be very painful, and if it escalates it may be relational bullying.

When someone makes a mean comment like you have no friends that they are trying to exert power over you, or look big in front of others. If you are being bullied you need to tell a trusted adult what is going on. it doesn’t have to be your parents but someone who can help you with the situation.

A teenager I know went to school with a girl who was a total bag, she would hate on everyone and say mean things about people to their face causing public humiliation. She thought she was a big deal and powerful, but behind her back all of her friends from elementary school couldn’t stand her and she had very few true friends. Sometimes the mean person spouting out lies has no idea that they aren’t so popular themselves, and the people around them are just afraid to say anything.

It may not feel like it at this moment, but there is a tribe or a group of people out there for you. You can find people on line, through meetups or teen groups or wherever you are in your life. You don’t have to feel alone there are people out there going through exactly the same thing. Trust me, there is someone sitting in the same city as you feeling exactly like you are right now.

Even though it feels like you are going to be the odd man out forever, it’s not true. Girl cliques in school can change weekly with a new person being excluded by the Queen Bee.

If you want to use a comeback on the person who said it to you, try one of the ones below.

Vote for the best comeback to you have no friends

Having no friends is better than being fake friends with you.

Better for me, I don't have to deal with idiots like you!

I do, only you wouldn't know them because they wouldn't associate with someone like you.

I'm not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one.

Yeah, you're fluent in lies and bullshit.

Talyor Swift felt excluded and didn’t have a lot of friends in high school

When Taylor Swift was in high school she often felt excluded or left out by the cool girls in her class.

Having alone time led to Taylor developing her amazing talents as a singer songwriter.

Taylor Swift via Wikipedia

I remember when I was in school, the whole reason I started writing songs was because I was alone a lot of the time. I’d sit there in school and I’d be hearing people like, ‘Oh my god, this party that we’re going to is gonna be so awesome on Friday. Everyone’s invited except for [Taylor]. – Taylor Swift

Taylor is known for her celebrity girl squad, her crew includes singers, entrepreneurs and models. I bet the mean girls in high school wish they had been nicer to Taylor.

In life you can’t be expected to life everyone, but nobody has the right to come up and let you know that they don’t like you in an abusive way. Someone who does that is a verbal bully, bullies usually don’t expect their target to respond, they purposely pick people who they think are an easy mark for their abuse.

If you are being bullied at school or work, you need to tell a trusted confidante who can help you with the situation.

If you want to let the bully know that you are not going to put up with their abuse, we have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render the rude individual speechless!

If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment, and let us know.

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Megan Fox had mean girls who didn’t like her in high school

Megan Fox wasn’t part of the in crowd in high school and had to put up with mean girls.

Megan Fox Via Wikipedia

There were some evil girls in my school and I went to Christian high school. I was 15 and everybody knew that my aspiration in life was to become an actress. One girl came to school on Halloween in a black leather catsuit and everyone thought she was Catwoman. She answered, ‘No I am Megan Fox.’ She was making fun of me. I didn’t say anything to her. I was really shy.

Fox ended up making different kinds of friends instead. The actress continued, “I’ve always gotten along better with boys. That rubbed some people the wrong way. I was not, ever for a second, popular. Everyone hated me, and I was a total outcast, my friends were always guys, I have a very aggressive personality, and girls didn’t like me for that. I’ve had only one great girlfriend my whole life. -Megan Fox.

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