If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

The battle began with a classy stroll through the art museum, where user Im_Ready_I_Am exhibited this “modern take on a classic painting”:

Reddit user Im_Ready_I_Am

After the museum, user am1202 took us to worship the Trumpkin at the House of the Many-Faced Go(ur)d from Game of Thrones:

Don’t do it, Arya! (Reddit user am1202)

User thxmate argued that this was not the face of an adult Trumpkin at all—but a wee baby Trumpkin out for a stroll.

By this time in the battle, some Photoshoppers were getting hungry, so user zharrhen baked up a deliciously seasonal Trumpkin pie:

Reddit user zharrhen

Oops, zharrhen forgot the most important ingredient!

Everyone knows it’s not real whipped cream. (Reddit user zharrhen)

But after dessert was over, a few brave redditors raised the question: What if the Trumpkin wasn’t a Trumpkin at all? In fact, user blue_awning made the terrifying observation that “If you squeeze the face skinny, he turns into Owen Wilson.”

Reddit user blue_awning

Reddit user GallowBoob

I suppose that’s the lesson with these Photoshop Battles. You start off thinking it’s all about a pumpkin that looks like Donald Trump, but by the end you find yourself at a wedding, looking at a totally unrelated picture that really makes you want to shout.

Check out the full thread to see even more awesome squashes from the Trumpkin patch.