Egg Man

I looked out the window and seen his bald headI ran to the fridge and pulled out an eggScoped him with my scopes he had no hairLaunched that shot and he was caught out thereSaw the convertible driving byLoaded up the slingshot and let one flyHe went for his to find he didn’t have onePut him in check correct with my egg gunThe egg a symbol of lifeGo inside your house and bust out your wifePulled out the jammy he thought it was a jokeThe trigger I pulled his face the yokeReached in his pocket took all his cashLeft my man standing with an egg moustacheSuckers they come a dime a dozenAnd when I say dozen you know what I’m talking aboutHumpty Dumpty was a big fat eggHe was playing the wall and then he broke his legTossed it out the window three minutes hotHit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*Which came first the chicken or the eggI egged the chicken then I ate his legRiding the trains in between carsWhen I pull out the station *you’re gonna get yours*Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runnyIt comes from a chicken not a bunny dummyPeople laugh it’s no jokeMy name’s Yauch and I’m throwing the yoke*Now they got me in a cell* but I don’t careIt was then that I caught catching people out thereWe all dressed in black we snuck up around the backWe began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze’s backSam I am down with the programGreen eggs and ham Yosemite SamCome Halloween you know I come strappedI throw it at a sucker K-papYou made the mistake you judge a man by his raceYou go through life with egg on your faceYou woke up in the morning with a peculiar feelingYou looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceilingFamilies puck rocks the businessmanI’ll dog anybody with an egg in my handNot like the crack that you put in a pipeBut crack on your forehead here’s a towel now wipe