Richard “Roy” Zimmerman came sauntering into Sodomy Central today as part of his “Destroy America Tour” and says he wants to play some songs on the Hour of Bein’ Good. I tried to tell him that it was on Mondays but he started screaming and stomping around. I guess God wanted him to make a fool out of himself so he freed up an hour on the schedule and I think he did a pretty good job of it. Why folks think a song like “Ted Haggard is Completely Heterosexual” is funny is beyond me. He played about five or six songs live muttering his socialist rantings in between. Keep the kids away from this one, folks. The man is dangerous!