Pride 2017: Walkthrough Part 1

Moe’s Tavern is getting a renovation for the Pride in this new event. Join us right after the jump for the first part of the walkthrough! Note: The event requires Level 20 to start!

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems Pt. 1

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Homer: I love the Springfield Monstrous Truck Jam! It’s the one time a year I can get away from home and drink beer with my friends.
Lenny: What about every night at Moe’s?
Homer: That’s what I meant by home. You guys get another round — I’m gonna go use the men’s room.
Carl: I don’t know, Homer. That’s a pretty long line in front of it.
Homer: Hmm…

Carl: Mrs. Lovejoy, I’m surprised to see you here.
Helen Lovejoy: Not as surprised as I am to come here only to learn they don’t sell jam! I’m just going to use the ladies’ room and leave. Do you know if there’s a long line for it?
Lenny: Ask Homer, he was just there.
Helen Lovejoy: WHAT?!
Homer: Hey Mrs. Reverend! Man, there is nothing better than a ladies’ room! The men’s room is for saps! It’s the ladies’ room for me from now on!
Helen Lovejoy: POLICE!!!
Carl: I think she’s upset.
Homer: Why? I put the seat back down.

Moe: Wow Homer, you really p.o.’d the Reverend’s wife. Now they’re passing a law enforcing use of the proper bathrooms.
Homer: You mean I have to go back to using the men’s room like some common…man?!
Moe: Not until you present me your hospital birth records to prove that’s the one you can use. But then, yes.
Homer: But I love your women’s room here! It’s the least used bathroom in all of Springfield.
Moe: And it’s gonna be even less used soon. I’m having a Gay Night for Pride.
Moe: If One Night Stan’s wants to steal my business by having a Straight Night, then I can steal theirs! I just gotta do a bit of a promotion.

Homer: Good for you Moe! You finally found a use for all the balloons from your birthday parties that no one ever went to.

Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1

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Grady: Tuesday is always the worst night – I’m still recovering from the shock of the work week of Monday. And now One Night Stan’s has turned me away! But strangely, Moe’s has some familiar faces.
Julio: I was telling Waylon about the petition to get rid of the new bathroom law. Some little girl named Lisa is heading it up.
Smithers: I still don’t get it – don’t we want to keep women out of the men’s room? You know, cause of the stuff we do there?
Julio: It’s not that. This law is going to make life tougher for trans people.
Grady: Whatever. I’m not trans.
Julio: But your handwriting is so much like a woman’s…
Grady: It is not! Gimme that petition!

On Lisa’s job started:
Grady: There! Rainier Wolfcastle should have such a macho signature!
Julio: I thought you spelled “Grady” with an “i”…
Grady: No! A “y”! A “y”!
Smithers: I’m just glad to see so many gay people at Moe’s. It seems like the gang is here to stay.
Julio: It is if they buy me!