There are so many rumors swirling about Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, baby North, and a maybe-engagement that I can hardly keep track. Here's a roundup of the latest, from a variety of reputable and not-so-reputable sources:

Kanye and Kim ARE engaged, but he didn't give her an engagement ring. Instead, she got "a rare black and tiger-stripe diamond ring as a push present." The two will marry in Paris in September. —The Sun

Another "source" confirms the non-gagement, but says, "They will be engaged very soon, Kanye always brings it up and always 'asks' her as their cute couple thing. But anything concerning a wedding probably will not be this year with Kanye recording and getting ready for his tour." Also: "Kim will want to be in the best shape of her life for the wedding And that will not happen in the next few months with doing the whole mother thing*." —Hollywood Life

*So "the whole mother thing" is going to be over in "the next few months"? Maybe baby North is like Edward and Bella's Renesmee, and she'll be self-sufficient in a matter of weeks? Which makes Kanye West a vampire? Somehow, that would be the least surprising news in all of this.

According to my latest poll, 30 percent of Save the Date readers say Kim and Kanye will break up before they get engaged, while 20.7 percent say Kanye will propose "right after the baby comes." —Save the Date

I know I've asked before, but when do you think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will get engaged/married/break up?

I feel like I'm waiting to break my leg or get fired or something. I wish whatever's going to happen would just HAPPEN already so I can exhale!