infinite zestWell this looks darn right awesome. I wonder if they actually had to program over 2 million unique personalities though (or nearly 10 million if you count the greater metro area).. that seems impossible even after 5 years of programming. Unless you can just hack into the life of the guy who walks around in circles listening to his police scanner all day.

As a public defender working Cook County, I find the reference to "the dark side of Chicago" hysterical. You too might be forced into some stupid beef over a van in Grand Crossing and be shot to death!