I really needed a break from Tila's cult-mongering and exploitation, so I thought I'd read some of her tweets from today to see if I could find some undiscovered gems. Of course, I hit a tiny motherload!!! Now, this isn't something big like the whole SUICIDE HOAX, but I thought it was a small token.

It appears a young person hitched their dreams on Tila's star and submitted their music to her record label in January. Awwwwww sweet. See how Angel Tila pats the little tot on the head and assures them that she'll get right on it. Of course, with 15,000 submissions one would expect it to take a bit of time to go through all of them. Fair enough.

Oh Poo! what do we have here? This is dated February 14, 2010. It appears there was actually 16,000 submissions and she went through all of them and only found the Texas Twinz as talented enough to sign to her label.

Well, that begs the question, what ever happened to the Texaz Twinz? A visit to their Twitter didn't give any info, but a visit to their myspace, did: texaztwinz. Lovely site, but I don't see any mention of Tila's secretly named record label or the badass symbol. They say they're unsigned and their management company is The Monster Squad. Oh wait, silly me, they've probably been on the road so much touring that they haven't had time to update their info...yep, I was right, they last were seen on myspace on June 13, 2010. Of course not updating their label status is not a priority for anyone trying to get a foothold on credibility in the music industry.

Now that summer is upon us, I expect to see great things for Rob Johnson...you remember the American Idol winner 2nd place runner up New Zealand Idol 7th place runner up. Tila promised this summer he was going to BLOW UP on her label, and she'd be doing heavy press tours and having him run all over the world performing for all of us. Let's look at his myspace, just for shitz and gigglez: robjohnson. Again with forgetting to update the signing status? What's with all these musical acts forgetting to update that TILA BOSS MOGUL PUSSY POWER BITCH IN DA HOUSE is their label? Both have 'unsigned' as their status. Oh, mayhaps 'UNSIGNED' is the new super secret name of the label! Very clever Tila. Now when I visit all these band myspace sites and see UNSIGNED, I'll know you have your herpetic little fingers in the pie!

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I'm just wondering, did you try contacting them(texaz twinz) to see if they actually are signed by Tila? I'd like to see their side of what happened..if she just said she signed them and never did or if she signed them and then things fell through on her end or if some other thing happened that I'm not thinking of lol

As much as I want to feel bad for the lil soldiers, I have as much sympathy for them as I do for those who give their bank account numbers to Nigerian princes. At some time, personal accountability is going to come into play, be it from spyh train or the gullible that follow her. I still giggle at the permanent hiatus of her appearance at Millions of Milkshakes. I might throw that in her face for shits and giggles. On a lighter note, watched the pilot episode of The hard times of R.J. Berger. Pretty funny.

She didn't get 16,000 admissions and the few she did get she probably didn't even listen to.

If she had done ANYTHING for the Texaz Twinz(upcoming appearances and such) they would have posted it on their twitter and on their Myspace page.

These guys want to make money and get their music out there and Tila is basically giving them false hope saying she will "blow them up". She's no longer relevant herself, so how is she going to blow someone else up.

She said the same thing about Razb2k and look what happen with that and she's going to do the same thing with Rob.

Instead of writing all this crazy Others crap she should be concentrating on getting him some appearances lined up.

By the way, what happen to her fashion line she was suppose to be starting up with her sister a couple of months ago?

I cant get on TWITTER and that bitch started tweeting spencer hahaa asking him to do A HATER TRACK with her even HAD NERVE to call me a fan after I WROTE about HIS BLOG starting SOON! WTFFFFFFFFFF! & I was just having fun fu fat whale of twitter, for real for real!AM I FLAGGED? Or something seriously I HAVE NEVER been told TO MANY TWEETS try later and I HAVE TRIED MUCH later and STILL CANT GET ON! WTF?

Speaking of lying, I archived her hotspot website and read her primitive biography. I'm not surprised she tried to be so dramatic about it now. I made an entry about this and request you guys bring this up to her and add more fuel to the fire!

In her fact sheet, she claims Angelina Jolie is her idol, then recently bashed her, how Tila dreamed of becoming an actress...funny, I thought she dreamed of becoming a singer. Claims to be 5 feet...funny again, did the drugs affected her growth or something?

You must read the "where do you see yourself from 10 years from now?" answer! It's a laugh riot!

I went on Perez hilton (yeah, I know..) in his most loved tweets section spencer pratt went all apeshit with tila on the whole illuminati thing....just waiting for her to start saying that "they" are keeping her off twitter

The New Zealand guy still has a YouTube video up on his MySpace where he talks about meeting Tila and how impressive and tough she was. Seriously. He is an idiot if he thinks riding the Tila wave will make him successful.

I, for one, am beyond feeling any sympathy for her "army.". For one, 15 and 16 is old enough to know better. That age may come with some naïveté, but they are just outright willingly stupid. Even at 12, they should be able to see that something is wrong. I think, for the most part, her army has fallen away. Many of the diehards that used to communicate with her on Twitter are no longer there. Most of them matured and outgrew Tila. Mittie and Lissy and BlackCat seem to be leading what little is left of the army now. These kids should be smart enough to figure things out, but they are Tila-obsessed.

On FB, you can tell when Tila gets desperate for attention. She posts something in Spanish and then suddenly there are 130 comments---ALL replying to her in Spanish. As if she can read what they say!

As for the rest of her army, Roban is slow and RobsterEskimo is just a douche who likes confrontation.

I feel absolutely NO sympathy for any person over the age of 12 who doesn't listen to that pang in their gut letting them know that something isn't quite right. You know not to talk to strangers, you know when someone is touching you inappropriately, and you know when someone contradicts themselves. And you sure as hell know right from wrong!

I, personally, will never watch an episode of Celebrity Rehab or any other show that gives her an outlet. I won't visit her blog or knowingly put one dime in her pocket. She is a horrible person and I don't think I could muster even an ounce of sorrow if she OD'd.

I thought Rob Johnson was from New Zealand, so wouldn't he have been on New Zealand Idol & not American Idol? Just wondering. I mean I would just hate to come to this website to read a page full of lies, contradictions, inaccuracies and made up delusional fairytales.

She is such a liar. I only hope that anyone who sent her demos or songs aren't eventually ripped off by her outright taking their stuff and making it hers. I wouldn't put it past her.

All I know is that I devoted an entire post in my blog to trying to put into words how I feel about her, and kind of straighten my thoughts around after the insanity of this weekend. It still feels unfinished and totally disorganized. It all makes me sick because this is just some stupid bitch online who I shouldn't even invest time in. God I am so tired I'm bitchy.

I think we are getting to the end of the spiral. She is becoming so manic in her attempts for attention and is so far gone from reality, its getting hard to believe anyone is at the controls on the Tila Tequila crazy train anymore.Its almost too embarrassing to watch lately. She doesn't even go anywhere anymore, or try to get attention that way...I'm curious but at the same time its just sad. I half expect her to show up at a gas station one night looking a tragic mess talking some nonsense about the others being after her, in true crazy lady fashion. I will be shocked if she makes it to the end of this year. Truly.

yeah I seem to remember a ford model on her books too? does anyone remember any more?She obviously saw how many views the fake suicide thing got her and is now just trying to get the same views from all this 'others' stuff. It shows how manipulative she really is though. The whole Ri-Ri thing back fired as she is so popular, so she starts going up against people well known for being disliked as she thinks more people will be on 'her side' e.g. the whole Perez thing, and now the illuminati / the devil... who will be next HItler? BP? jump on the bandwagon Tila!!

pfft Fatty, don't you know your quantum physics? It's probably in an alternate universe where she made those people big stars. In this universe this poor sap still has a shot.I'm starting to believe that quantum physics is one of those code words she was talking about. Given how often she brings it up it probably means "I'm going to take more pills"

Oh, and am uber surprised that the gremlin didn't report this on her "blog" - thought she'd be creamin her Big Mogul Underpants about this one:

Last night was full of BIG BREAKING NEWS: Perez Hilton tweeted a Miley Cyrus upskirt picture, and it showed a vagina. The image has since been scrubbed from the internet because Miley is seventeen, which means the image is child pornography. Salon interviewed a child porn defense attorney who said tweeting Miley's cooch was "suicidal for [Perez]," and "we're not talking about a misdemeanor." Perez's intent doesn't matter, nor does the veracity of the image. Photoshopping vaginas onto children is illegal, too: "Under the law, that is still a crime and it is punishable just the same. If you were to take the face of an 8-year-old and put that picture on the nude body of even an identifiable, fully-developed adult porn star, it is child porn punishable identical to if you took a photo of the actual child." How messed up is humanity that we even have laws for this? Though it apparently doesn't matter, I suspect the image was photoshopped, because censored versions show it's from this video shoot, and in every other photograph she appears to have panties on. (And even if the picture was of "form-fitting panties," Perez could still be prosecuted.) IN CONCLUSION: Perez Hilton could go to jail for cut-and-pasting a picture of a vagina. [Salon, CBS, Earsucker, DailyMail, image via Getty]

So last night in need a few shits and giggles...with my bottle of Arbor Mist (Sangria flavor) in hand...I log onto to Twitter to read the latest rambling of micro cult leader Tila...to discover she blocked my ass from reading her tweets! Perhaps it was my attempt to ed-u-ma-cate her flock with the truth behind her sudden interest in all things illumnati that got me banned. Who da hell knows. Anyhoo! One blocked Twitter account won't stop this show...I simply started following her on my alternate Twitter account. LLS!

VigilantCitizen.org isn't the micro cult leaders source of info. Ever hear of the videos "Blood Sacrifice for Fame" and "Exposed: The Illuminati Takeover of Hip Hop"

By the by ... Tila, Gary Sun bka Gary the photograher and little bitty Mr. Bradshaw make up the micro cult leaders awesome staff. hehehe!