I don’t fap in the bathroom anymore. Besides, it’s not really fun there.
I think I’m turned off for today. I haven’t fapped yet.
If I was alone, free in the wilds, I’d be able to fap whenever and however I want, despite the danger of being horribly murdered by a pack of wolves mid-session.

I don’t fap in the bathroom anymore. Besides, it’s not really fun there.
I think I’m turned off for today. I haven’t fapped yet.
If I was alone, free in the wilds, I’d be able to fap whenever and however I want, despite the danger of being horribly murdered by a pack of wolves mid-session.

How to you not get semen in your room, then?

Tissues. I’m afraid that my jizz will be so powerful this time that it might land on my bed or the wall ;D

I, LORDEDWARD, THESPEARDUDEZOR OF KONGREGATE, ANNOUNCE AN EXTENSION OF MY GOAL! I will not fap until next year, 2013, thus achieving a total time of one year, 3 months and a half, in which I will not have fapped. It’s likely that I will return to Bulgaria before that, but my goal will remain.

I, LORDEDWARD, THESPEARDUDEZOR OF KONGREGATE, ANNOUNCE AN EXTENSION OF MY GOAL! I will not fap until mid-September next year, thus achieving a total time of one year in which I will not have fapped. It’s likely that I will return to Bulgaria before that, but my goal will remain.

I, LORDEDWARD, THESPEARDUDEZOR OF KONGREGATE, ANNOUNCE AN EXTENSION OF MY GOAL! I will not fap until mid-September next year, thus achieving a total time of one year in which I will not have fapped. It’s likely that I will return to Bulgaria before that, but my goal will remain.

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