I’m convinced Justin Bieber really is a 24 year old lesbian being packaged by the media conglomerates to make money.

Therefore, this simply was not physically possible.

Now I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop and that fact to come out….

Remember Milli Vanilli!

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber’s baby mama has dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the singer … TMZ has learned.

The suit was quietly dismissed late last week. What’s more, Mariah Yeater’s lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her … withdrawn from the case.

As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim. And, as we reported, Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming.