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Michele Bachmann’s campaign is running low on cash, which sort of explains the creepy spam letter we received from her today with a nightmarish threat in the subject line claiming that “Donald Trump and I want to call you tonight,” to jointly demand coins from listeners in exchange for some shrill phone sex. SHUDDER. We immediately hit the “Go Back to Hell” button on the keyboard and forgot about it, but, whoops, this is also apparently what Donald Trump did with his own invite to Michele Bachmann’s lame orgy, starring him. Fox News asked Trump this morning if he was excited about it, to which he said, “I didn’t even know I was doing it till you just told me.” Read more on Michele Bachmann Throws Donald Trump A Party, Doesn’t Invite Him…

The American Israel Public Affairs Committee — you know, the lobbying group that secretly writes all of our legislation — recently made headlines when allegations surfaced that Rep. Jane Harman (D-Warblog) had promised to ask the Bush White House to go easy on a couple of AIPAC guys accused of spying. Anyway, this notion that Harman is not just in bed with AIPAC but is literally having sex with it deep into the night and making loud erotic noises that disturb the neighbors was probably not helped by a new announcement. Read more on Harman To Offer ‘Insider’s Look’ At AIPAC Conference…

Ha ha John McCain’s new boyfriend is a terrible media whore! Joe the Plumber has successfully converted his 15 milliseconds of fame into a COUNTRY MUSIC RECORDING CONTRACT and a live televised shotgun wedding on November 4th to Sarah Palin’s sixth baby, “Trotsky,” on top of a melting ice floe. Read more on Joe The Plumber Stands Up McCain On Live TV…

MCCAIN VOLUNTEER CALLS MCCAIN A SLAVEDRIVER: This video at CNN is pretty funny, and we’d embed it here if stupid CNN actually had that feature. Now you will have to make an extra click, suckaz. It’s John McCain taking a question from one of his volunteers, a (satirical?) New Yorker who starts gently and proceeds to curse at him for the way he treats his volunteers (like shit). McCain, naturally, interrupts her with several “wisecracks” to lighten the mood. This is his only half-decent political skill, and it fails miserably here, ha ha. [CNN]
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