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A raise for the maid

Maria, the Mexican Maid, asked for a pay increase and my wife was very
upset about this so she decided to talk to her about it.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.' Maria:
'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
' Maria: 'Your husband did.
' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria:
'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..
' Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?
' Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.' ( A few moments of silence )
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'