Since his conversion to the Progressive cause, Charles rarely mentions his *ahem* role in Rathergate. Today he mentions laughing at people who compare Rathergate with the Brian Williams fiasco.

Most people no longer associate Charles with Rathergate.

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[Updated: Here’s the link to the fraud-busting story that Charles co-opted as his own, “Revisiting Rathergate.” Johnson’s one claim to internet fame was a lie, and I added the Jag-In-A-Box for fun. –Briareus]

You did try, charles, I’ll give you credit on that one.
Sigh. If only dissent could be completely stifled, that would be liberal heaven. If only twitter would resign itself to being the left’s personal version of North Korea, wouldn’t that be excellent?

It has come to my attention that many people who come to be clinically diagnosed with mental conditions commonly referred to as “teh crazy,” often are known to project their inner-tumult and confusion onto those around them. Everyone else is crazy. Such people often begin to drink their own pee, as Our Chunky is widely rumored to do. Their reasons vary, but usually they begin by saving it in bottles so as not to let it get out of their possession, to be analyzed by the Thought Police. Also, as Chunky admitted to one of our secret agents, “It’s sterile and I like the taste.” So, okay. Back to the Twitterward…
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Because, let’s face it… @ChuckCJohnson has more than a few screws loose.
12 minutes ago
As you read the insane shit @ChuckCJohnson is posting tonight, ask why the media went for his smears against Brian Williams.
13 minutes ago
Even if you don’t normally look at @ChuckCJohnson’s timeline you should check it out tonight. The crazy is off the scale.
16 minutes ago
Fascinating to watch @ChuckCJohnson spewing the craziness he thinks will get the right wing to support him again.
25 minutes ago

Brian Williams tried to be “cool”, perhaps “macho”, with his little aw-shucks-I-was-there-and-boy-was-I-scared routine of lies.

Dan Rather and his cronies tried to rig a Presidential election.

Yeah, there’s a difference.

“Trust” for a news organization went out the window when Walter Cronkite put on his umpire uniform and called the game for North Viet Nam after they struck out during the Tet Offensive. He cashed in his credibility with the American people and threw in with Hanoi.

Chunky’s beside himself that Ginger has scored another success after also having been taking hits from the right internet audience. Now Chunky oscillates between calling Ginger insane and a clever con man. Chunk’s mad that Ginger manipulates the right wing audience effectively while Chunk stumbles into left wing bigotry traps purposely staged for old moron white males, mocking Ginger for signing up for gender reassignment. Guess he forgot his side considers the most bizarre sexual deviances to be wholesome and equal with heteronormalty. Plus they have a hair trigger on Twitter!! Poor Chunk ended his Friday flailing around bleating out “I’m a liberal, I really, really am. I was one of the first gay defenders!!” Of course, if you have to tell me…..

Except he didn’t steal the .gif from Buckhead. He “appropriated” it from Pacetown. What Fatass did was literally quote Buckhead verbatim at LGF without any attribution to him in particular. Then tried to claim that HE was the one who really broke the story. There isn’t an element to his supposed expose that wasn’t done by someone else first.

Chunky’s trying out his new biz plan. He’s on step 2 trying trying figure how to get to step 3. King likes to get paid for writing.

Step 1: Find a celeb who doesn’t hate my guts.
Step 2: Befriend said celeb as a fellow moonbat.
Step 3: Invite him to do a guest post at LGF (for free, of course)
Step 4: Celeb’s followers all flock to LGF and follow wonderful ME on Twitter
Step 5: Get a check!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s likely to happen? Stephen King looks up Chunky Johnson of LGF, finds out he’s a sociopathic whackjob internet troll who flip flopped from the right years ago for no clear reason and decides he wants no part.

This would be the same Stephen King who has made moronic and ill-informed statements and comments on Twitter and got his ass roundly handed to him. This is Chuckie’s new go-to person for political commentary.

Chuckie thinks he’s so clever. ONE retweet Chuck. Good thing Gus is up or it would have been zero. You DO know that most of the left wing blogosphere does think you’re a delusional nut job, don’t you? Didn’t anyone tell you? How RUDE!

Placing them further into Crazyville than they already were. Why don’t they just make a final ruling that anyone who doesn’t agree with Progturd moonbattery is a HATER and an EXTREMIST. Their work would be done and we could quit hearing about their moron pronouncements.

I dunno. If you don’t think gay marriage should be only for men and women then you are a hater of gay people? I think that’s the deal. Never mind all those Christians praying for their souls. They really just want to lynch them. I think that’s about as deep as the SPLC is capable of thinking on the topic. You have to squinch your eyes and put headphones with loud banging sounds for it to make sense. Or be a libtard.

When Brian Williams started out I thought he looked strange because you could see he was tanned everywhere but his eye sockets where he puts the little cups on in the tanning bed. Gave him weird glowing blue eyes.

Such vanity. It’s a warning sign, I’m telling ya.

Speaking of vanity, we just got back from lovely Santa Monica. It was in the corner of my mind to keep an eye out for The Chunky One, as we drove over Culver City on I-10. But honestly, he would have been easy to spot as there are apparently zero fat men in SOCAL. Never seen anything like it. No wonder he nevers leaves home these days. He’d be a walking freak show. Such intense peer-pressure.

I need to lose five pounds, OK, ten. Fifteen at the most. Gotta fit into my black tights and little yoga t-shirt that isn’t even long enough to cover the butt like the herd in LA. Oy.

I always assumed hiring Brian Williams was a cynical move by NBC in answer to Peter Jenning’s popularity. Since BW looked like a young Jennings who was handsome and had a perceived gravitas. So they figured they could teach pretty boy the news business. How hard is it?

Major network news is riding the decline. Their audience is over 60, and expect to see a talking news head, like they’re been seeing for the past 50+ years. The networks don’t make any money off of news, and haven’t for decades, but produce it so their local affiliates can keep their FCC licenses. They’re just going to keep feeding their audience retreads until there are no more audiences in about 20 years. When’s the last time you ever sat down and watched a network news show?

@danabrams The story that Brian Williams “lied” about seeing a body during Katrina is almost certainly false. See: lgf.bz/1Do48yb
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Which one? There are more than one version the details of which BW alternately claims someone else saw it and then he bizarrely puts it in first person.

Face it Chunky, you’re too busy with your ears covered shouting la la la to have even kept up on the facts coming out. All on video of BW contradicting BW. You look like a one man clown brigade continuing to try to put out all of his perimeter fires for him. Seems very man crushy since everyone else sees him as a unprofessional self aggrandizing idiot.

Let me make it easy for you moron.
He’s changed the stories multiple times:
He first reports he HEARD about suicides in the Superdome.
A year later he tells Alec Baldwin he WITNESSES a suicide in the Superdome.
But you keep plugging away moron. That giant sucking sound you hear is that last pathetic dregs of your credibility going down the sewer to the jaws of “IT”

I like to go swimmin’ with bow legged women and swim between their legs.

That’s actually a song. Or one of those comedic WWII type joke songs. Like:

If you see kaye….tell her that I love her. Get it. F. U. C. K. tell her that I love her. It is pretty funny. April Wine ripped this off from the old timers as this lyric’s been around since before them. My dad used to sing it and giggle.

.@ChuckCJohnson writes: “We know from Holt’s own reporting where he says he only did 7-Gs.” FALSE. He does not say this in the video.
15 minutes ago
Hey, Chuck? Why are you lying again? The video says he did “7G turns.” That doesn’t debunk his statement that he pulled 9Gs. @ChuckCJohnson
20 minutes ago
He’s doing it again, folks. Distorting the record to accuse Lester Holt of lying. twitter.com/ChuckCJohnson/…
22 minutes ago

Funny ass shit. Love watching the libtards scramble around. 9gs, 7gs? It was definitely an odd number. Bombs falling? Not in the report. I guess they waited until the bombs stopped. Like waiting for the rain and wind to stop in a severe hurricane report.

Kerry just doesn’t seem like an idiotarian so much as an opportunistic, ambitious politician to me. If the consensus is to add him, I will — but Dan Rather and Michael Moore and their ilk are much more in the idiotarian vein, I think.

Wasn’t it Powerline (?) blog that broke the Dan Rather fakery? I know Charles made the story blow-up, but..correct me if I’m wrong.

Actually, no. The first one to mention the possibility was a poster at Free Republic; then Powerline mentioned the possibility too, but did not do anything to prove it.I think it’s fair to say that I’m the one who really proved the documents were fakes.

And when Bush was having trouble with investigative reporters from CBS, he simply employed Karl Rove to demolish Dan Rather’s career in one of the most brilliantly evil disinformation campaigns in recent history.

Are you aware that you’re at the website of one of the people who exposed those phony documents?I assure you, I’ve never spoken to Karl Rove.

And one more point — this asshole also claims that I tried to hog all the glory for the Dan Rather incident, and that is also absolutely 100% false. I went out of my way to share the credit with everyone else who helped move the story, over and over and over. There are many posts on the subject in which I credit Buckhead at FR for originally noticing the problems, and Powerline for being the place where I learned about it. I’ve done this repeatedly throughout the years, and I have never claimed all the credit for myself.Ace of Spades is just flat out lying.

Excuse me? He quoted Buckhead VERBATIM without attribution. I have the screenshots to prove it, Bozo. And I researched that article for a WEEK which is more research than you’ve ever done in your pathetic life. When applied to a microscope, you were nothing more than a plagarizing opportunist who, as one is wont to way, jumped in front of the parade and tried to lead it.

The deranged stalker “serr8d” showed up in the Reddit thread about my RS McCain post, spewing insults and lying like a rug.[Link: http://www.reddit.com...]Notice the new talking point they’re trying to put out (I’ve seen it many other places too) — that the animated GIF of the Dan Rather documents was created by someone else. This is what the right wing does when you get on their bad side.

I’m sorry, I haven’t been following the Brian Williams story, was he piloting the helicopter that was shot down? Seriously though, why is this a story and why does anyone care enough to bother defending him like he’s the oracle of truth?

Williams used to be a guest on late night talk shows, telling war stories and whatnot. People said he was super-witty, but I never heard him say anything funny. Not sure why anyone cares to defend a pathological liar.

If somebody joked about some Dims looking like fundamentalist imams holding a religious service, can you imagine the very very high pitched screams of Islamophobia and racism from the people that just joked about Republicans looking like revival preachers? What makes them hate Christans and Jews so much I wonder? What traumatic event happened to them in their foster the hatred their “brethren in hate” across the sea share?

In the 60’s my Grandma married a man who was into antique furniture. They had a player piano of all things. The cousins and I had a great time pressing the pedals as fast as possible, slowing it down, speeding up, slowing down, spinning around on the rotating stool. Driving the parents nuts. Fun!

All you have to do is read comments at any right wing site to see there are plenty of these people who’d love to bring back lynching.
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Of course, with your history of using white supremacists as sources you probably don’t see anything wrong with lynching. @gatewaypundit
30 minutes ago

All you have to do is go to Hofts site to see all the pictures of his black and other minority Tea Party friends that Chunky thinks he wants to lynch. I would be willing to be that Hoft has many, many more blacks he can call friends that the sad fat one.

Chunky can’t even have a grown up conversation anymore. If you disagree with a black leftist or worse, fail to portray black ghetto thugs as noble and gentle victims then you must be a racist. Has anyone ever seen Chunky at a rally with all his black friends? Oh that’s right he’s a 300 pound shut in who’s last black friend he accidentally permanently borrowed a car from and continues to steal credit for his Grammy award.

“Lying” about supporting same-sex marriage is apparently worse than trying to ban it with a constitutional amendment.
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Of course Chunky the blockhead misses the enitre point that as the leftards have been running aroung claiming everyone who opposes it is an anti-gay bigot, their most Preezyest Preezydunce of all appears to have been one of those supposed bigots all along. And since we all know Obungle descended from a magical rainbow cloud of goodness and love and sprinkles unicorn dust everywhere that CAN’T be true.

Now perhaps they can stop hyperventilating and have a grown up conversation about why people who are NOT bigots and are NOT against gays in principle might oppose gay marriage. They might start with asking the Preezydunce.

It’s amazing what a trolling piece of shit he is and yet expects Twitter to keep him all safe safe after he’s gone and lambasted with insulting generalizations whole groups of people with lies. And why would Jake Tapper want to know about Chunky’s vindictive accusations? Does he think these kinds of insincerely paranoid, blanket smears are going to win him back after Tapper was extremely underwhelmed with his ability to remain coherent about Obungle’s anti-vax pandering?

Or is he just simply hoping to win back the LGBT people after microaggressively sniggering about those Transgender weirdo freakazoids?

“He admitted to investigators having group sex with the women but said this was not a “frenzied” activity and that he had “other things to do” at the time, because he was “busy saving the world from catastrophe” during the economic crisis.”

Hee hee. Poor old fella. Must be a shocking blow to his self esteem to come to find out that young pretty women didn’t just WANT to have sex parties with fat old frogs. Who knew???? And here all along he was TOTALLY AGAINST the procurement of prostitutes. He’s a very principled man, doncha know.

Michelle is a serious political commentator and everyone knows it – including you, you half-witted incompetent.

But, don’t let any of that slow you down Barry. You just keep on with the personal attacks because we understand you aren’t capable of anything more.

And, as to the actual subject of the WH and their intransigence. Anyone with even a teaspoon of brains understands the WH for what it is: a biased, bunch of amateurs who have thoroughly fucked up everything since Day 1. Why should this issue be any different.

Updingies! That was my first thought, LOLWUT is a proper way a 61 year old, pony-tailed, hippy failure should respond.
Of course Charles Fuckface Johnson can’t fathom the shame in that because bike accident.

If he’ll speak to racist loon Eric Bolling, Allen West is not a surprise. @Gus_802
1 hour ago

I think it’s time to do one of those comparisons:

Eric Bolling – Loyola Academy, Awarded Fellowship to Duke University’s School of Public Policy, Drafted to the Pirates in 1984 (left baseball due to injury). Commodities trader New York Mercantile Exchange, 5 years board of directors on the NYMEX, Then strategic advisor to the NYMEX board, Recieved several different industry awards as a top trader, helped develop CNBC’s popular show Fast Money, Host of Fox’s The Five, friend of Dem Bob Beckel (even saved his life performing the heimlich). Has been on numerous shows with Charles Payne as host or not on Fox Business Network which seems unlikely for a “racist loon”. Never stole a car from a black man either. 21k Tweets, 238,000 followers

So what are Chunky’s comparative accomplishments?

Chunky McShutin Bikepants Johnson – Academic achievements? Um..let’s move on. Traded some comic books maybe? Traded an undistinguished sideman jazz career to become a failed and confused blogger. Parlayed a popular blog brand in the mid-2000s into an absolutely dreadful failed Progturd propaganda hell-hole with 1/10th the commenters by 2015. Claims to proud of that because um..racists or something. Went on TV once or twice just to prove he has the charisma and beady eyes of a hedge hog. And that he doesn’t know that French words ending in ieu are pronounced differently than those ending in eau. Asserts occasionally that he’s some kind of coding and internet security expert but no one else seems to agree with him even though he Tweets out little snippets to try and impress people. Also bleats out hyperbolic smears with much less basis than his opposite namesake whom he stalks daily on Twitter. Oh yeah, stole a car from a blackman. 69K tweets? 11,900 followers and holding i think.

Hmmmm. Who seems the more serious individual? Who seems more likely to be a racist loon? Here’s a hint. It’s not the guy who was strategic advisor to the NYMEX board of directors.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter! I think they are women dancing on sawdust who have immense leg strength. Regardless, I want under those skirts, um,.. want to understand what’s going on under those skirts. Overtime if necessary.

charles tweeted
Glenn Greenwald Will Speak to a Group Named After a Pro-Lynching Racist Dixiecrat Congressman
Other group headed by Allen West and funded in part by the Koch brothers
Gus
Wingnuts58 minutes ago • Views: 2,017

Espanola Valley High School, Espanola, NM (Why do you hate Hispanics and American Indians, charles?
Funding for the Public Affairs Television Projec.t
$11,000

New Mexico First, Albuquerque, NM
Citizen Town Hall meetings.
$100,000
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Basically, what Chunky is saying here is that Greenwald is in cahoots with a lynching organization, so nasty that it’s still lynching black men for whistling at white women…or even white men! 😯

Earlier, Fatass said Greenwald is the “liberal version of Chuck C. Johnson.” I guess by that he means “successful in monetizing his blogging pursuits,” because there really is no other comparison that makes any kind of sense. Chunky’s burning jealousy of both men comes shining through every bitter tweet. 😆