Fuck you, you motherfucking cunt. You want to get hammered at Sherlock's, fuck some skank in the bathroom and then show up at your apology press conference and open up with "Well, I wish we were here to talk about a contract extension."? Fuck you. You want to follow that up by putting up numbers in July that could be duplicated by a quadriplegic retard? Fuck you. Go home from Seattle because you have dry eyes and got some dirt from the batters box in your pussy after you struck out on a curveball that was 10 feet outside? Fuck you. Go fucking overdose after you lose Friday. That way you get to go home to your buddy Jesus and we don't have to spend the entire offseason listening to speculation about who is going to overpay your bitch ass. Win/win. Fuck you.

Josh Hamilton is already facing a 2-3 month recovery timetable following shoulder surgery and now Mike DiGiovanna of the Los Angeles Times reports that the Angels outfielder “is meeting with Major League Baseball officials Wednesday about a disciplinary issue and the team is bracing for possible penalties.”