there is a snake in my garage...(edit: found it and chased it out)

fuck fuck fuck.....Okay..what the hell do I do? It's about as long as my arm. It's green with a blackish brownish pattern on it's back. I didn't get to look at it for very long before it slithered off beneath a pile of junk somewhere.

Edit, Okay I found it. It was hiding underneath a toolbox. It was actually rather small for a snake ^^; and afraid of the light apparently. I was able to nudge it outside. Hopefully it will stay away now.

From your description, it sounds like you have a Rocky Mountain Lapingobbler there.Usually they're rather benign, but they get simply ravenous around rabbits. It's like they can smell them through walls and shit. And once they fix on a rabbit target, well that rabbit's as good at et, seeing as how dogged a stalker of anything rabbity a Rocky Mountain Lapingobbler is.Otherwise, ignore it and it'll get bored and go away.Unless, you know, you have anything even vaguely rabbit-related around...

From your description, it sounds like you have a Rocky Mountain Lapingobbler there. Usually they're

Sounds like a better experience than I had with the first reptile in my place. The cat decided to bring in a live lizard, tear off its tail and then leave the, now tailless, lizard right on my favorite sleeping pillow.

Sounds like a better experience than I had with the first reptile in my place. The cat decided to br

You chased it out ?wow.. you are like superheromaterial or someting similar..filled with awesomejuice..i would have just ran upstairs of the house and screamed like a little girl for a week..maybe two...<.<

You chased it out ? wow.. you are like superheromaterial or someting similar.. filled with awesomeju