On Monday, officials from the EU and
Turkey are gathered in Brussels to do some talking about the refugee
crisis that threatens to tear Europe apart at the seams. And make no
mistake, “talk” is probably all they’ll do.

Last year, Europe and Turkey agreed on a so-called “joint action plan” which essentially amounted to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan extorting €3 billion from Brussels in exchange for a promise to curb people smuggling and stem the flow of migrants into Western Europe. As The Guardian notes, “several months on, the pact remains little more than a piece of paper.”

Although the check has been cut, it’s not entirely clear
where the money went (surprise) and now that the effective closure of
the Balkan route has created a severe bottleneck of refugees in Greece,
Athens is very near to losing its mind.

As of Sunday, as many as 14,000 men, women, and children were stranded on Macedonia’s border which has been sealed and which migrant men have at various times tried to breach with homemade battering rams.

Now, Macedonia wants to extend the 19-mile, Orban-style
razor wire fence to a 200-mile barrier complete with guards armed with
tasers, a plan unveiled in Brussels over the weekend detailed.

Needless to say, Alexis Tsipras is at wit’s end.

First Brussels forced Athens to accept a third sovereign
bailout that carried draconian terms and all but guaranteed the country
will remain a debt serf of Berlin for the next five decades. Now,
Austria has effectively conspired with the Balkan countries to close the
route north to Germany leaving Greece on its own to handle the influx.
“Europe is in the midst of a nervous crisis, primarily for reasons of
political weakness,” said he said on Sunday.

(A man looks at the Greek island of Lesbos from the Turkish coastline)

“About 13,000-14,000 people are trapped in Idomeni, while
another 6,000-7,000 are being housed in refugee camps around the
region,” Al Jazeera reports, citing Apostolos Tzitzikostas, governor of Central Macedonia province.

"It's a huge humanitarian crisis. I have asked the
government to declare the area in a state of emergency," he said during a
visit to Idomeni on Saturday to distribute aid to the Red Cross and
other non-governmental organisations.

For her part, the Iron Chancellor claims “rumors” that the
Balkan route has been closed “do not conform to the facts” (to quote
China’s NBS):

Coming back to Monday’s summit, “the crucial point
is to know if Turkey is a player on our side, because up to now they
declare they are on our side, but they don’t do anything to prove that,” Miltiadis Kyrkos, a Greek MEP who is the vice-chair of the European parliament’s joint committee with Turkey, said.

As for Turkey, you can say what you will about Erdogan’s
belligerence, but the country is not only on the frontlines of the
refugee crisis, but on the frontlines of the war itself. The pressure is
palpable to say the absolute least.

Take the tiny town of Kilis for instance, which has more than doubled in size from the refugee influx. Incidentally, the town (which WSJ notes
was previously “best known as a place for truckers to pick up
pistachio-encrusted pastries before crossing the nearby Syrian border”),
is up for a Nobel Peace Prize for its efforts.

“To encourage refugees to stay, Ankara is now allowing
millions of Syrians to legally work in Turkey, ending a policy in place
since the start of the war. But the new regulation comes with
restrictions,” WSJ goes on to document. “The restrictions, along with
the often-convoluted bureaucratic challenges, make it hard for Syrian
families to stay.”

In other words, some Turkish towns with big hearts are
doing their part (and more), but Ankara hasn’t even begun to implement
the type of measures that will stop refugees from fleeing to Western
Europe and besides, Turkey isn’t that much safer than Syria these days. “Using Turkey as a ‘safe third country’ is absurd,”
said Amnesty’s director for Europe and Central Asia, Gauri van Gulik.
“Many refugees still live in terrible conditions; some have been
deported back to Syria and security forces have even shot at Syrians
trying to cross the border.” And that’s if they don’t get blown up by
the very same groups blowing them up in Syria, groups that are armed and
funded by Erdogan.

As The Guardian goes on to say, “resettlement was Angela
Merkel’s last gambit for solving the refugee crisis. In mid-February,
the German government confidently presented a plan in which a “coalition
of the willing” – including Austria, Germany, Sweden and the Benelux
trio – would take 300,000 refugees from Turkey a year [but] the renegade
actions of Austria and the western Balkan states have forced Merkel
into a rethink.”

“It’s our damned duty,” she insisted last week. “And no I don’t have a Plan B.”

Well, she had better get one, before the German electorate goes with “Plan B” for chancellor.

As for whether Erdogan will suddenly step up to the plate - don’t hold your “damned” breath. “Turkey’s diplomacy [is like] an eastern bazaar,”
the aforementioned Miltiadis Kyrkos said. And it's not just money
Ankara wants. Turkish PM Ahmet Davutoglu is looking to trade concessions
on migrants for fast-track membership to the EU. "I am sure these
challenges will be solved through our cooperation and Turkey is ready to
work with the EU," Davutoglu said. "Turkey is ready to be a member of
the EU as well. Today I hope this summit will not just focus on
irregular migration but also the Turkish accession process to the EU."

But Europeans aren't exactly thrilled about Ankara's latest
move away from democratic norms. "Media freedom is a non-negotiable
element of our European identity," European Parliament President Martin
Schulz said he had told the Turkish Premier, referring to Erdogan's move
to seize control of The Daily Zaman.

And sure enough, as FT reports,
Turkey is asking for more concessions: "Ahead of crunch summit between
EU leaders and the Turkish prime minister on Monday, Ankara has called
for an increase on the €3bn in aid previously promised by the EU, faster
access to Schengen visas for Turkish citizens and accelerated progress
in its EU membership bid." One imagines a long list of eleventh hour
demands could well cause the whole thing to collapse.

Perhaps Dutch prime minister, Mark Rutte put it best: “[This] is not the summit that will change anything.”