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I drew a doodle of a new Fuggler. Honestly, it looked so cute, and I couldn't wait to make it. So I started putting it together, and, well... it started getting weird. I thought putting the teeth in would make it cute again, and I might have made a slight error in using the chain smoker teeth, and the next thing I know this naked horror was looking at me with out stretched hands and I just...

I thought a nappy would make it better.

It didn't.

It made it worse. I didn't think it was possible, but it obviously was.

If you want it, I'm not going to say there's something wrong with you, but I might strongly imply it. However, I want it out of my house because it unsettles me, so I will encourage you every step of the way to buy it.

SMALL PRINT: Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers are not suitable for small/medium/oral fixated children, as there is a risk that small parts could come loose and present a choking hazard. Colours may vary from the photographs, due to monitor settings, flash, and my inability to use a camera. Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers are made in a house containing a cat. A cat who pulls out her own fur in an attempt at shocking nudity, and who walks like Nosferatu. If you have cat allergies, I might suggest you avoid buying from this shop. Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers are not suitable for people who don't appreciate cuddly toys with uncannily realistic teeth jutting out from their mouths. Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers are not suitable for people who have ever harboured a suspicion that toys can come alive at night.

If paying by cheque, I can only accept cheques in GBP, due to the high costs of converting cheques from a different currency.