A poem from future

http://ideas.ted.com/2015/01/13/a-poem-from-the-future/

OH, FUTURE — YOU SO CRAZY

I arrived in the basket that was weaved here before me And I stayed in any place with a roof that would store meI have lots of belongingsBut didn’t pack for the trip I got here, they put pants on me And then the world gave me the slip

I’ve lived as slowly as I couldBecause there was no time to waste But then things just got so weird That I just had to grab your earAnd give the tongue inside your mind a little taste:

For example:

The wallpaper can see that you’re stressed,So it turns a lovely shade of blue The thermostat has thought things overAnd is ready to have a word with you

And your closet picked out your outfitfor the party Friday night Whilst the blender and the toastermade vindaloo by candlelight