Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.

Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.

“Training a man is like training a dog – you use rewards and punishments to bend him to your will,” says Dr. Jenny Rotondi of Los Angeles.

“If you stand your ground, he’ll be eating out of your hand in just a few weeks.

“I guarantee it.”

Here are eight quick and easy way sto squeeze “free will” out of any man and turn him into your eager love servant.

1. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. Before you can turn your man into your love slave, you have to decide just what it is you want your slave to do. Not every woman wants sex (or a man to clean the bathroom). When it comes to goals, shoot for the moon. Is expecting your man to scrub toilets, wash and iron clothes, wash windows, mop floors, bring you flowers, and make made PASSIONATE love to you AND work full-time to bring home part of the bacon too much to expect?” Heck, no.

2. CUT HIM OFF. Sex is the best training tool you’ve got, and denying it to your man is the quickest way to turn him into your slave. For some guys, you’ll have to wait a few days for others, a month or two – but sooner or later, he’ll drop to his knees and promise you ANYTHING if you just agree to hive him some lovin’.

3. DON’T BE AFRAID TO SHOW AFFECTION – AND TAKE IT AWAY. Men desperately want women to love them unconditionally and approve of everything they do. Use this weakness to your advantage by acting affectionately toward your man when he’s good and giving him icy stares and the silent treatment when he’s bad.

4. BE VERY HARD TO PLEASE. When your slave does something to make you happy, let him know that it’s O.K., but could be better. If he scrubs the shower clean, for example, make sure you find a few spots he missed.

5. DON’T PRAISE HIM TOO MUCH. Men who get lots of praise start thinking they’re acceptable just the way they are. An occasional “that’s fine” or “not bad” is plenty of back-patting.

6. REWARD BREAKTHROUGH BEHAVIORS. When a man cleans the toilet for the first time or mends a rip in your dress on his own without being coerced, a quickie love session or special meal will get his attention. Just make sure he understands the breakthrough chore is something you expect him to do from now on BEFORE you give him the sexual reward.

7. DON’T BE AFRAID TO PUNISH YOUR SLAVE. If he lets you down make him pay. If he’s embarrassed when you call him “a dud in bed” in front of his friends, for example, invite them over for a barbecue – and let him have it. Make sure he knows exactly why you’re all over his care.

8. TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS EVEN WORSE.

You must hold a grudge when your slave gets lazy or lets you down in any way. Bring up his failings often to keep him focused and avoid future letdowns.