5 most HILARIOUS Jonathan Van Ness moments - Queer Eye!

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Jonathan Van Ness is one-fifth of Queer Eye’s fabulous five. The Netflix show has become incredibly popular and is now one of their flagship non-fiction shows on their roster.

Need convincing? Here are five of Jonathan’s funniest Queer Eye moments that prove he’d be an inspired addition to Celebrity Big Brother.

Spray, Delay and Walk Away

Iconic. Simply, iconic.

During this episode, Jonathan teaches Neal how to properly apply aftershave – with a classic technique called spray, delay and walk away. You spray. You wait a second. You walk into the falling spray of aftershave.

Come on, for those of who have seen this episode: we’ve all been doing this ever since.

Spray, delay & walk away. Screenshot: Queer Eye. Series 1, episode 2.

Jonathan’s Nature Documentary on a ‘Blonde Wolf Dog’

David Attenborough, you’ve got some serious competition.

Planet Jonathan II coming up…

Jonathan’s dog doc. Screenshot: Queer Eye. Series 1, episode 2.

Jonathan’s dog doc. Screenshot: Queer Eye. Series 1, episode 2.

Jonathan’s dog doc. Screenshot: Queer Eye. Series 1, episode 2.

Jonathan’s dog doc. Screenshot: Queer Eye. Series 1, episode 2.

Jonathan’s Absolute Realness

Jonathan does not hold back in any situation ever. In the end credits of this episode, he gets real about being the first male cheerleader in his high school’s history – cue the pitchforks.

His realness will probably make for some drama in the CBB house… cue more pitchforks.

Cheerleader. Screenshot: Queer Eye. Series 1, episode 2.

Pitchforks. Screenshot: Queer Eye. Series 1, episode 2.

Jonathan Loves a Hug

Jonathan was astonished when this guy, who previously hated all bodily contact, hugged the hell out of him because he was so grateful for Jonathan’s grooming work.

What a cutie.

We think Jonathan will be both the resident hugger and pep-talker in the CBB house.