The world doesn’t need much from the brothers, it doesn’t even much care if Liam pays for his daughter’s upbringing, but the world needs the band to reform Oasis and for Liam to stop being so damn sad.

I don’t know if they will ever make up,’ continued McCartney. ‘It would be good because I think everyone likes brothers to like each other — and make up. It’s a pity because they are very good together. Like many brothers, they are crazy. But it would be nice if they got together.”