Once upon an evening dreary, while I lurked weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Boyfriend came to the first dragon battle outside of Whiterun and as the dragon died the subtitles read: "Dovakin, no!"

I feel awful.

All those times we asked you answered in a "packing? what packing" type way.

And if you didn't know I was a whorey mcwhore pants I'd resent that tart comment.

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Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

Once upon an evening dreary, while I lurked weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Hey, lungs. That really cool breathing thing you do? Yeah, that's kind of important. How about you don't fuck up anymore and stop doing it, making me need to run to my tube of magic breathing, and stuff. Cool? Cool.

Wow, wow, wow. Fucking Sunday night drunkards.
....fifteen minutes ago some jackass threw up ALL OVER the steps of the apartment building and pulled the fire alarm. Queue us all having to rush outside at quarter to midnight, only to find out it's a false freaking alarm. And the fire department seemed to go total overkill and called in THREE trucks.

There's a vibe here that says "We're in this together!Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way."<3

Wow, wow, wow. Fucking Sunday night drunkards.
....fifteen minutes ago some jackass threw up ALL OVER the steps of the apartment building and pulled the fire alarm. Queue us all having to rush outside at quarter to midnight, only to find out it's a false freaking alarm. And the fire department seemed to go total overkill and called in THREE trucks.

To be fair apartments have a lot of people in them and are usually near other buildings with more people in them.

The last time there WAS a fire (some idiot lit a campfire under a stairwell, which fortunately got put out before it caused more than some soot stains and smoked up a hallway), just one got called in. False alarm? The whole station up the block.

There's a vibe here that says "We're in this together!Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way."<3

That awkward moment when a white girl uses a lot of orange tinted bronzer for a Korra cosplay.

You are white, stop trying to fool us.

And now you look like you're from the Jersey Shore.

Bronzer isn't meant to darken your skin, it's to provide a bit of a glow.... not make you tan... PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE MAKE UP

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

Once upon an evening dreary, while I lurked weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

I had the door open in the office I was assigned to let air flow and some autistic guy asked me to shut it. It was obviously bothering him quite a bit since he was talking so fast I could barely understand him.