The Pelican Brief: A Bird’s Guide To “Making It” In America [PHOTOS]

When you’re a woman trying to make it in the entertainment industry, there are several different tactics that can be used to ensure (at the very least) short-term success. With so many different women all clamoring to be noticed, coming up with a detailed plan to turn yourself into a certified Twitter and/or reality TV star is easier than you think.

Given the success of the utterly amazing Miss Joseline Hernandez, and others in her lane, as it turns out the recipe to gain notoriety has been put together through trial an error. While there are some who, despite being on reality TV, will not be able to translate the gig into any kind of real success, others seems to hone in on how to make it big in the game.

Since we here at Hip-Hop Wired are well-rounded in our consumption of foolery (for journalistic purposes only, of course), we’ve put together a list deconstructing how a bird can hit it big in America without possessing any real talent. While this is not condoning, or hating on, these choices, we’re merely putting it out there for the public to draw their own conclusions.