Top Tens.

10. Is less obnoxious at parties than Barometric Pressure 9. Holds up your cargo pants - no belt necessary 8. You can see your breath, in the form of rain 7. The local Doppler Radar can’t pick it up but your t-shirt can 6. Makes walking into your house feel like you’re stepping into a blast freezer 5. Able to use your low-beam headlights in the middle of the day throughout the entire summer 4. Provides a portable water supply in your socks 3. New sport: Walkswimming 2. It gets up earlier in the morning than you do and you’re a go-getter 1. At least it’s not the heat*

*(The editor apologizes for this. He explained his actions as something akin to, “dealing with fish in a barrel.”)