"Good, good. Now whip up that vortex of yours and send us back to Earth, please!"

"I do! Big Emperor Velo can't stand the fact he lost!"

"Ha! Nothing to it!"

"(laughs) I am so good! Who knew it would be this easy? Ha ha ha, A robot? How quaint!"

"So, Emperor Velo the 27th! We meet at last, face to face!"

"Back off! I can handle it."

"Now! On to Earth!"

"This isn't Earth!"

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Tiny!"

"Tiny! You buffoon!"

Dr. N. Gin

"Higher! Higher!"

"Yes! Yes!"

"Hop out of the way!"

"I feel like a balloon!"

"Yes! increased speed!"

"Again! Again!"

"Oh my! Oh my!"

"I am no longer visible!"

"Invisibility, my old friend!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Whoah!"

"Noooooo..."'

"Ahhhhhh!"

"Ohhhhhh!"

"Oh, that feels good!"

"I'm, losin' control!"

"Whyyyyyy?"

"This'll be a good time for a parachute!"

"Hang on, you're goin' for a ride!"

"Can you feel the heat, can you feel it?"

"Miss me, miss me!"

"Look at yourself, what do you see? Ugly!"

"Look out, I'm gaining on you!"

"I'm right behind you, kidding!"

"I'm ahead! I'm ahead!"

"With my kart, I can't lose!"

"Ooooh, can't keep up?"

"You make me laugh, woohoo!"

"Are you looking at me, who are you looking at?"

"I just won, I just won!"

"What shall become of me?"

"Owwwwww!"

"Dingodile, pull the switch!"

"What did you break now?!"

"Uh oh!"

"Cybernetic sharks, we should try that, yes, yes, they would make great henchmen!"

"But appears to me he'd fit right in!"

"No, no, he's a mime!"

"EARTH! WE MADE IT!!! Hehehe!! (Kisses the floor)

Tiny Tiger

﻿"Here comes Tiny!"

"Better run to mommy!"

"Tiny no like you!"

"Tiny knock you out!"

"Ye-ouch!!"

"Tiny no lose to puny person!"

"Look at me, I'm Tiny!"

"Tiny laugh at you now!"

"Tiny fly!"

"Tiny need speed!"

"Where did Tiny go? I don't see Tiny."

"Me can jump high!"

"Tiny go fast!!!"

"Tiny head hurt."

"Tiny smash puny kart."

"You can't beat Tiny.

"Where Tiny go."

"Tiny whoa!"

"Tiny mistake."

"Ouch!!"

"Tiny dizzy..."

"Puny kart go boom!"

"You make Tiny laugh!"

"Tiny win race now!"

"BANDICOOTS! I can squash Bandicoots!"

"Whoa!"

"Tiny's planet number one!"

"Huh? Tiny doesn't get it."

Uka Uka

"Don't attack your own team!"

"Watch it, you hit your team mate!"

"Don't fail me!"

"You'd better win this!"

"Try driving on the track!"

"Get back in there!"

"CRETAN!! AIM FOR THE ENEMIES!!"

"That's no way to win!"

Emperor Velo XXVII

"I am Emperor Velo the 27th, ruler of this galaxy! My subjects hunger for entertainment! And word of your racing prowess has reached my glorious empire! And I hope you put on a good show, especially since winning the circuit will win your freedom! And if for some reason you refuse to race, your Earth will be destroyed, but I don't think it will come to that! Do you accept my challenge?

"Do you accept my challenge? *Out with it!* (Bandicoot version only)"

"It is decided, you will race across four worlds of my choosing, and if you should win each world's key, you will earn a chance to race the galactic champion for your freedom! [laughs] To give you a fighting chance, I even modified your earthling vehicles!"

"Now on to the first world, Terra!"

"You've collected three trophies, a promising start. Now you must face Terra's champion - Krunk! Krunk's speed is only matched by his cunning on the track!"

"But Krunk! They come from a planet just like yours. It's called... Earth!"

"Krunk! *Ooh...*(Only in Bandicoot story) Leave my sight! You did well, but you're nowhere close to winning the circuit yet. On to the second world, Barin!"

"You now have six trophies! With these, you have earned the right to race Nash, Barin's Champion! Nash was engineered to always move. He never stops, or even sleeps."

"Soon, Nash. Soon."

"Excellent!"

"That's a first. Get him out of here this instant! (Bandicoot version) Nash! Get out of here! I'll deal with you later! (Cortex version) Well, you're halfway there. Here's where things start to get tricky! On to Fenomena!"

"With your nine trophies, you have earned the right to race Fenomena's champion - Norm!"

"[laughs at Norm before composing himself] Don't let Norm's size fool you. He's a demon on the racetrack! (Norm silently refuses to race) Noooooo! You are racing today! Now do it!"

"Norm! Get over here!"

"Perhaps I need new ways to motivate you, like taking your books away! I thought he had you beat, but you proved me wrong! You won't be so lucky on...Teknee!"

"So you know, very few racers have ever won all twelve trophies! (his subjects cheer for the playing team) Yes! They deserve it! But now, they must face my finest racer - Geary, Champion of Teknee! The pinnacle of robotics! Isn't that right, Geary?"

"Geary! You have failed me! As punishment, you must clean the trophy for them! And when you're done with that, you will clean...the entire Coliseum! [laughs] You now have all four champion keys! And with these, you can now challenge the most accomplished racer in the entire galaxy...me! And I never lose!"

"It seems that I did not give you enough credit, yes? I won't make that mistake again. You savages will learn fear, just as millions have before you!"

"That was a joke. Perhaps next time you might actually challenge me!"

"Congratulations! You have won the Galaxy Circuit! And you put on quite a show! Am I right everyone? (his subjects cheer the playing team's name) You are now free to go!"

"Wha? *You mean... Earth?* (only in Bandicoot story) But now I have to destroy Earth, since you no longer want to race. You can't go back there. I thought I was pretty clear about that!"

"What do you mean? You're free to go!"

"Are you certain of that? A rematch, then? (Cortex version) A rematch? How exciting! (Bandicoot version) But there are rules to follow. You must first collect all my Time Relics, then we can race for the fate of your...Earth!"