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Here I’m going to tell you some characteristics of experienced programmer. After reading this post, find out weather you fall within this category or not? – When you are counting objects, you go like “0,1,2,3,4,5, 6,7,8,9,A, B,C,D…” . – When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. – When […]

Aristotle said “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.” High achievers have developed good habits such as goal setting, taking action and continuous improvement. Build on on the success you have already achieved by improving at least one of the following: 1. Conquer Fear Fear is a […]

Are you so busy which is making you unable to reply all mails you have received? If so; set following cool auto replies… 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic […]

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!”– That’s Direct Marketing…” 2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.”Marry him.”-That’s […]

A software engineer was smoking in office. Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health” the engineer says…….. … We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!! —————————————————————————- Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ […]

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy […]

Bill’s company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?” Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car […]

Q. Name the four seasons? A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed? A. The sun shines down […]

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever ************ Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I’d be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new […]

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl… 1 “The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows every day. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face; 5 the one thing that I want to do […]

An airplane full of tourists is flying from New York to Texas when one of the engines stops working. The captain speaks to the passengers: “Ladies and gentlemen, in order to stay alive we have to throw all the luggage overboard. Then we will have less weight and we will safely reach our destination.” So […]

I was born intelligent, Education ruined me. Practice makes man perfect but nobody is perfect then why to practice. It’s true that we are here to help others then what exactly others are for? Money is not everything there are master cards and visa cards. Behind every successful man there’s a woman. And behind every […]

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"No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true." -Steve Jobs.

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