Category Archive for 'Obama'

Like our inevitable deaths, Election Day is finally here. I’m as giddy as a school boy, because much like a school boy, I… uh… can’t vote. I screwed up my absentee ballot. If anyone wants to go to my polling place on 17th St. in Philadelphia and place a vote for Bob Barr, be my [...]

Trying to follow presidential polls to determine whether Americans favor Democrat Barack Obama or Republican John McCain and by how much can be confusing, so much so that a public outcry has emerged over the accuracy of polls and the methods and credentials of those who are polling. In an effort to resolve this issue, [...]

He’s become one of the most influential figures in the modern news media, and he can’t keep that excitement in his pants.
Despite limitless options for online pornographic content, earlier today paparazzi snapped photos of an ecstatic Matt Drudge as he pleasured himself moments after posting the headline “2001 OBAMA: TRAGEDY THAT ‘REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH’ NOT [...]

With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
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With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
It’s [...]

With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
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With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
In [...]

With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
I’m [...]

With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Connect [...]

With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Obama [...]