In an effort to keep the peace with its neighbors, our friends at the über hip San Francisco café Four Barrel recently posted a list of rules for customers queued up outside the business. The list includes two gems:

Please be respectful of our Caledonia neighbors by:

not talking about annoying hipster topics like who you fucked last night. You shouldn’t do that anyhow but our neighbors actually _can_ hear you.

And after this rule gained some Internet buzz, a second rule was added: