Bigfoot Erotica Is a Thing That Exists (And Amazon Is Trying to Ban It)

Moral outrage: Bigfoot is coming for your vagina and Amazon wants to stop him from unleashing his enormous matted dick (sorry) upon your erotic fantasies. While there is a huge market for dino porn, vampire sexxxiness, and yes, cumming for Bigfoot, the online retail gods have cracked down on self-published erotica that they've deemed inappropriate (which is kind of the point of erotica, yes?).

According to Business Insider, Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing platform is deleting some of its monster porn with little or no warning given to its authors. That's fine, they're a business and can do whatever they want, but their process seems very arbitrary and more than a little ridiculous. Monster erotica is about humans having sex with MYTHICAL BEASTS, to get upset that the content is too racy is silly and completely misses the point. Which is, OMG OF COURSE IT'S INAPPROPRIATE. Deciding where to draw the line with monster porn is an exercise in futility* — just let people have this totally fictional guilty pleasure.

Besides, one woman is making around $30,000 a month doing this — get it, girl.

*Unless amazon is secretly a team of monster hunters who created the website to stop the monsters, zombies, and vampires from having sex. Then they should absolutely stay the course.