Goldman Sachs Elevator: Best of March

An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account (@GSElevator) with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard on trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars. Some of the conversations involve more than one person, and the participants are distinguishable by their number (#1, #2, #3). Here are some of my favorites from March…

#1: Call me an optimist, but I manscape every Thursday.

#1: The lottery is just a way of taxing poor people who don’t know math.

^ & ^^ You are both quer, especially you Fratfrican. Please watch “The Frattiest Man In The World”, take a moment to reflect on the nature of sarcastic and satiric comedy, then take laps till your feet fall off.