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Thursday, August 09, 2012

Terrible Thursday

OH. BAST. The mom has GOT TO GO. She hadded roast chick-hen from the store last night and I DID NOT GET ANY. She's MEAN and ROTTEN and AWFUL.

(the mom) Ahem little man, why don't you tell the truth?

I AM TELLING THE TRUTH. YOU DID NOT GIF ME CHICK-HEN

(the mom) - um where were you when the chicken was being given out to Billy? And even Sammy got a little bite! And Nicky took a piece too. Where were you?

upstairs sleeping

(the mom) and did I call you? You SAY you did, but I would haf heard you hollering mine name and you KNOWS I come running whenefur I hear mine name being called. 'Acause you might haf foods for me. (the mom) I DID call you. You were up on your ham-mick sleeping and did not move. YOU DID NOT!!!!!!!!!! (Sammy) - hey ho-ho butt, she DID call you - I heard her. You were snorking and drooling on the ham-mick and didn't want to get your fat butt up. You know mom's rool around here about foods being doled out. YOU SNOOZE YOU LOOZE. HAHAHAHAHAHA. LOZER. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDon't forget to email us your pikshurs for the Great Chick-Hen caper! Send them to themeezers AT gmail DOT com. And don't werry, we will put a gag on Miles so that he doesn't whine the whole way. MOL

20 comments:

We totally agree that this is NOT FAIR! If one of us is asleep when important treats are being handed out, #1 comes looking for us. Tama has been served from her sky hammock in the study twice already this week!

Wait, din't we agree she was to bring da food to yoo and put it in yoor mouth? What kinda mom is dat, she left yoo out of da food loop! By da way, our mom is a hooribul mom too, she sed she was gonna get pikshers so we could go on da chick-hen tour and she haf not done it. She uses excuses like, yoo guys lay around to much and when yoo is up yoo rum away from da flashy box. Hey, lady, yoo haf pikshers on da other puter and on the other lappytop so der is no eggskuse