Solar Flares: Are You At Risk?: I have no idea what this is about, or why the local NBC affiliate felt the need to preempt regular programming for it, and maybe I should be more concerned about solar flares and their impact on my life, who knows, maybe my house will explode with the next solar flare. But I really included it because it made me laugh when I saw it in the listings. Solar flares, how do those work? 7 p.m. Friday, NBC

Saturday Night Live:Ugh, Seth McFarlane. I hate you almost as much as I hate Aaron Sorkin and David E. Kelly. As for you, Frank Ocean, I’m not really that familiar with your music, but I hear good things. 10:30 p.m. Saturday, NBC

Real Housewives of New Jersey:OH MY GOD, IT IS THE FIRST PART OF THE FINALE AND I HAVEN’T WRITTEN THIS WEEK’S ENTRY YET. I HAVE TO GO. 9 p.m. Sunday, Bravo