Kamis put rb Kenneth Dixon and ls Andrew DePaola on IR and signed rb Brian Hill Atl from their PS and signed ls Trent Sleg Oak off the street.
rb Joe Mixon, their only other rb, is out 2 to 4 weeks with surgery.
"Don't bet on the Kamikazes this week," owner Evil Techbert said in what he called a Public Service Announcement. "There is no one to run the ball."

BREAKING NEWS!
Bull trade for and sign Khalil Mack!
Bull trade 1-19, 6-19, 1-20, 3-20 and receive de Khalil Mack Chi, 2-20. (There is no conditional 5th round return pick such as in the Bears' offer.)
Contract details are the same as in the actual contract. 6 year extension. $141mm. $60mm guaranteed at signing, with a total of $90mm guaranteed at later points.
"We still have work ahead of us," owner Techbert said. We have negotiations coming up with some important young players like Leonard Williams and Grady Jarrett. We go in the 2019 draft with no first or second day picks. But we feel good about what we have. We just have to fit them together."

Bull vs Bears
The LA Bull and the Chicago Bears have permission to discuss long term contract details with representatives of Khalil Mack.
"Adding Mack would make the Bears a favorite to win their division, but would make the Bull a legitimate Super Bowl contender," said one NFL analyst.

Breaking news.
The Bull waive wr Jordan Matthews with an injury designation (hamstring) and trade a 7th round 2020 selection for wr Corey Coleman Buf.
"We gain a young wide receiver with potential, and will give him a chance to compete for a job on a playoff-caliber team this year," said Techbert.
One reporter remarked that Coleman seemed more fitting for what Evil Techbert looks for in a player, and asked why the Bull traded for him rather than the alternate-universe Kamikazes.
"We chase talent, and let the player grasp the opportunity to develop it," Techbert said. "Coleman fits that. We also have some salary room that Evil Techbert does not. His strategy appears to be to let Garoppolo and his young talent settle itself out, and to add veteran pieces next year for a playoff push. Or he's just crazy. Who can say?"

That's not the only way to send a message.
You can showcase Ridley as an alternative to Julio without cannibalizing the tosses in Julio's direction. Accelerate your trust in him. Costs a few touches for Sanu, Hardy, Hooper, and Freeman, but no one cares.
And they won't overthrow in Jones' direction anymore, which the team is prone to do.

I dunno. I see a number of wr of similar talent in good situations as well. In addition to Miller and Callaway, there's Chark and Gallup. I expect Ridley to get more catches than most people expect, cuz the Birds are going to send Julio a message, but any of the four I named could blow up. So if you give me Ridley vs the field, I'd take the field.

Kamikazes Fail To Draft Cornerback
Despite having the 2nd worst record in the league, and despite entering a third round supplemental draft selection for him, the Kamakura Kamikazes fail to procure cornerback Sam Beal for the upcoming season. The New York Giants received the prized cornerback, thanks to a weighted lottery that only applies to the supplemental draft.
"Wow," said team owner Evil Techbert. "A 'lottery' allows a New York team to gain a player they would not otherwise get. Like Patrick Ewing and Tom Seaver. I guess that's fair."
The team is expected to sign safety Brandon Bryant of Miss St.