4. The Half-Suit

5. Clayton’s Olympic-Level Form On The Bed Jump

6. Clayton’s Living Situation

There are only two possible cons here that would keep this from being the best SportsCenter commercial ever.

• It is totally possible (some would say likely) that Clayton doesn’t actually have a ponytail and that hair and makeup were employed. After all, it’s pretty unlikely that he lives with his mom in real life, though it makes for a funny moment. (ESPN personality most likely to live with his or her parents? Stephen A. Smith, no questions asked. That persona only comes from having an overbearing mother who is constantly telling you how great you are.) I choose to believe he does have a ponytail in real life though, because I want to believe that there is still magic in the world.