Question how do I learn to sell snake oil like this. My last trade was monday and since then I had a lot of free time on my hands. So what makes a great snake oil salesman? Is it a slick smile or just a great line of shit I want know.

Is snake oil oil made from snakes? Or is it oil which you apply to snakes? Why would anyone wish to apply oil to a snake though, aren't they slippery enough as it is? And why, at the same time, would anyone wish to use oil made from a snake {shudders}. Is it an oil used for topical application, or is it used as a cooking oil? {shudders even more} Dear god, please don't tell me that is the oil they smother pizzas with at the local pizza joints. {shudders while suppressing the violent urge to regurgitate}

Waxie is good at marketing!.........to the point I had to cancel the constant advertisements for his seminar!
Does anyone make money from that Bald Man behind the curtain?
Tiny occasionally makes a good call.