It’s Official…People Love Joey (Crack) Russo

Me and Joey, we go way back. I saw him three weeks ago hiding in the shadows of Bliss and he looked like Che Guevera. A day later, I saw him at his art show and then a couple days past that he was dressed as a schoolgirl. When word got to me that he would be the photographer, I was excited. Little did I know that this man has just set an unofficial record. Unfortunately, it’s not for upskirt shots. Within one day of posting the pics on facebook, I counted six people changing their profile pics to his photos along with two emails I got asking me who did that and where can I contact him. A true sign of illness. And isn’t Joey Russo that kid who used to be on Blossom? When I am watching the police lined up on the streets and thinking if I was a cop, what music would I want to be listening to when the rioters start pushing on me because my president is going to jail. I figure it has to be the brand new Rock Steady Crew 30th Anniversary mixed by J.Period. All I’ve got to say is that this has it all. A.L.L.