The Goldfish Petition of 17

Our darling fish, Marth, was being given to a friend as a birthday gift. He was to die if left alone during the school day, so he was brought to the school's office where he could meet other fish and thrive in their water for the day. However, that tank has already seen many deaths this week. (From Monday-Wednesday students noticed a sharp decrease in the amount of fish present in the tank.) Marth was won at a carnival two years ago. He could've died just going into new water. This school's front office tank is a fish hospice it would seem. Return our beautiful boy Marth, he's not even your fish, thanks.