The lovely Mrs cpunk has just phoned, in tears, to say that her mother is not expected to live much more than 48 hours. At what point is it considered tactful for me to go out on a celebratory lash up?

The lovely Mrs cpunk has just phoned, in tears, to say that her mother is not expected to live much more than 48 hours. At what point is it considered tactful for me to go out on a celebratory lash up?

Just dont give the game away mate. Tell her the party poppers are BATSIMS and the beer is for a company do! Why not tottaly rub it in by taking a card board cut out of the soon to be snuffed out on the piss up with you

On the other hand, the au pair just might be amenable to a sympathetic hoop-rifling from a suitably distraught chickenpunk in an effort to cheer him up? Selection and maintenance of the aim is the key here.