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There are dozens of amazing things to appreciate in all of SF's eight bazillion neighborhoods, but there's just ONE thing that actually gets you in an Uber/on the Muni and headed toward each of those eight bazillion neighborhoods. These are those things, all of which make each little microcosm of this city worth trekking to.

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ALAMO SQUARE
Painted Ladies
"When you're lost out there and you're all alone / A light is waiting to carry you home…” Even if you didn't like Full House (HOW RUDE!) you can still appreciate the architecture of the row of houses the show helped make even more famous than it already was: the Painted Ladies. It's just distinctly SF.

BAYVIEW-HUNTERS POINT
Ribs from Smokin' Warehouse
Thanks to stupid Jed York and stupid Santa Clara, Candlestick Park is out and a platter of ribs from Smokin’ Warehouse Barbecue is in, which, I guess isn't... all bad?

BERNAL HEIGHTS
Wild Side West
Bernal feels like its own little village separate from SF, assuming all little villages also have awesome "secret" beer gardens, too. Wild Side West has been around since 1962, moving to SF in 1976 when it was still pretty insane to be out and run a lesbian bar. That alone probably makes it worth the trip, but then there's also the matter of the SECRET BEER GARDEN.

THE CASTRO
Hot Cookie
One of the first gay ‘hoods in the US, definitely one of the liveliest, and maybe not definitely the only one with a bakery that sells "erotic" cookies. Dick cookies, anyone?

CHINATOWN
Fireworks and dice
Because it's the only place in SF you can buy illegal fireworks and illegally play some dice for illegal money, illegally. Not that we would ever do those things, of course.

COLE VALLEY
Zazie's brunch
Zazie’s daily brunch, and the fact that you can spend the hour wait drinking Bloodys and playing ping pong next door at Finnegans.

DOGPATCH
The Ramp
Great drinks and you get to enjoy them while sitting outside by the water, which you'd think would be a thing you'd do all of the time considering we're surrounded by water on three sides, but is really only a thing you can do at The Ramp because it actually gets sunshine.

DUBOCE TRIANGLE
Duboce Park
If you have a dog, or you just want to watch dogs play, you got to Duboce Park. And at least one of those applies to every single human being on earth, so yeah.

LOWER HAIGHT
Beer and sausage
Because you can order 45+ of the world’s best beers on tap while chowing down on some of the city’s best sausage. We're guessing this is very similar to what Heaven will be like if we get there. Which, considering what we picked for Nob Hill (see below) is starting to seem somewhat unlikely.

THE MARINA
Palace of Fine Arts
It’s just so pretty. And there are swans! Angry, mean, bitter, beautiful swans.

NOB HILL
Tonga Room
It’s a toss-up between Grace Cathedral and the Tonga Room, but it pretty much has to go to the Tonga Room. What? It's a vintage Tiki bar with a floating stage. Probably even God agrees with this one.

NOE VALLEY
Firefly's fried chicken
Proximity to the Google Bus stop, amirite? No, no no no no no. It’s getting the famous fried chicken at Firefly on Tuesday.

NORTH BEACH
City Lights Bookstore
Three floors of poetry and prose, fiction and nonfiction, from international and local authors. It's a literary landmark, yo.

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OUTER RICHMOND
The Legion of Honor
Because a museum with a collection of 4,000 years of ancient and European art in a stunning setting > a golf course with views of the Pacific Ocean. Like, even if you're not into art, you should go for the architecture. But also, seriously man? Go for the art.

OUTER SUNSET
Outerlands
Even the $5 toast is totally worth it. Yeah, we said it.

PACIFIC HEIGHTS
The views
Toss up between the amazing mansions we’ll never see the inside of and the sweeping views anyone can enjoy -- guess we gotta give it to the views.

RUSSIAN HILL
Cable cars
Not as an actual means of transport (hahahahaha), but just because, well, they're the only moving Historic Landmark in the country. (Wait, why don't we like using them for an actual means of transport again?)

SEA CLIFF
Land's End
The Land’s End hike has great views, ends at Sutro baths, and it's pretty easy, so you can be like "Oh, I totally went on a hike today," but you didn't have to, like, break a sweat or anything.

UPPER HAIGHT
Aub Zam Zam
Aub Zam Zam is an unusual bar that Herb Caen once described as "a place that time forgot." But he meant it in a good way. A GREAT way, even. Sure, Bruno, the cantankerous owner who often refused to make drinks for people just 'cause he didn't like the looks of them, has passed on, but it's still a magical place to get an even more magical cocktail.

WEST PORTAL
Submarine Center
Get a sandwich from the Submarine Center. And yes, this is the second sub spot on this list, but sub sandwiches are just so good... especially when they're made on perfectly toasted bread with a delicious secret sauce.

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Daisy Barringer is Thrillist's SF Editor and she thinks the best thing about her 'hood, Ashbury Heights, is the incredibly friendly staff at the Ashbury Market. Her Saint Bernard Monkey agrees because they always give him treats and kisses. Follow Daisy and her dog on Twitter @daisy.