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Everyone feels better after a good rubdown, but not everyone can afford a secluded, art-deco-inspired spa. And finding a "cheap massage" leaves you vulnerable to unlicensed and unhealthy massaging or the fear of ending up in one of those joints where the Austin Police Department decides to kick down the door. Here to alleviate these fears (and pains) is Massage Harmony, located in the Westgate shopping center beside Central Market. Hourlong sessions range from $34 to $44, and you can pick from six different types of massage from their professional therapists. Relaxed mind, relaxed muscles, relaxed wallet.