Improvements from the original Meat Loaf include changing the baseball play by play to the hockey you see a part of above, and shifting the topic over to flatulence. As seen in the required Thanks! section of the album this song is contained within: "... Julie Murphy Wells (no one ever sang more expressively about gas)...".

Three little words
I never thought I’d hear her say
let alone shout at the top her lungs
for all the other soccer moms to hear
Said with tears of hurt in her eyes
and with venom in her voice
and malice in her heart
still echo in my ears
like the sound of a gunshot
in a closed room.