Sarah Palin Endorses Phil Robertson For President – eep!

Yes, THAT Phil Robertson. the millionaire who shed his suit to pretend to be a survivalist so he could bilk as many rednecks out of their cookie jar money as possible. The phony bible-thumper who preaches to old white men about how they are all entitled to shag underage teenage girls whenever they want and maintains without apology the hate-filled belief that all homosexuals belong in Hell. That Phil Robertson.

Palin introduced him at some Republican cultist get-together, refering to him as the Commander In Duck Chief. Erm the Duck Chief Commander. Umm maybe it was DUCK! CHIEF! THE COMMANDER’S HERE! I forget.

Palin’s endorsement and $1.00 will get a cup of coffee somewhere. Why do they say Bergdahl’s father looks like the Taliban, but the duck creeps do not? Maybe a flag sweatband could change their minds? This duck guy talks more like the Taliban, or at least a religious nut from somewhere. He advocates very young marriages, to 15 year olds. He is a racist, backwards, religious freak, so of course PayMe likes him.

ONE WOULD THINK… that Palin having three daughters, and having jumped all over David Letterman in the past for his late night joke directed at one of those daughters, would be appalled at Robertson’s attitude towards young girls.

Also – why is it getting swept under the rug that (and I realise I haven’t fact-checked this) the rationale behind Bergdahl’s father’s beard is that he began growing it with the intent to show solidarity to and for his son’s imprisonment? Which – if true – turns out to be a far more admirable reason for his long beard than that of Robertson who – you know – just wanted to make a buck.