Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

The Mediefval Knight Toilet Paper Holder is a Knight in shining armor that you can plaster to the wall in your bathroom and he will hold your toilet paper for you while you defecate like the fat king you are. Claim thy throne as thy own, while ye servant do as thou wilt before ye breeches turn brown. The knight toilet paper holder is cast in quality designer resin, hand painted, and finished with pewter to make it look like real shining armor, weighs 5 lbs, and measures 7 inches x 13 inches x 9 inches.