November 11, 2012

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

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I GO BACK TO WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY. WOMEN OUT THERE, LISTEN TO CHUCKIE: IF YOU GET FAT AND LOOK LIKE A BUTT PLUG, YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO SEEK THE PLEASURES OF ANOTHER WOMAN ELSEWHERE. STAY IN SHAPE AND PLEASE YOUR MAN ON A REGULAR BASIS. DONT PLAY THE HEADACHE CRAP, OR I'M TOO BUSY STUFF. CHUCKIE HAS NEVER HAD A PROBLEM IN THAT DEPARTMENT, BECAUSE MRS. CHUCKIE STAYS FIT AND TRIM. SHE KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP HER MAN SATISFIED. AND LET ME TELL YOU FANS, CHUCKIE KNOWS HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN. THE CHUCKSTER TAKES A LONG SLOW APPROACH TO ACTUALLY PUTTING A LITTLE MUSTARD ON THE HOTDOG. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. THIS MORNING FLYING BACK FROM THE OREGON GAME, ON MY JET.....OH I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, I JUST WANTED TO MENTION MY JET AGAIN. HA HA HA HA HA HA CHUCKIE LEADS THE ULTIMATE LIFE MY FANS. ALL PRAISE THE
CHUCKSTER. I LOVE BEING ME. IT'S DELICIOUS.

ALIEN IS A COMPLETE TOOL WHOSE LIFE TIME CLAIM TO FAME IS THAT CHUCKIE RESPONDED TO HIM. LIKE ALL MINDLESS LIBERAL SHEEP, HE COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF MY POSTING. WE ALL KNOW YOUR WIFE IS A 200 POUND PIG, AND THAT YOU ARE A COMPLETE GEEK WITH A MINIMUM WAGE JOB FIXING BICYCLES FOR OTHER GEEKS. WE WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK. CHUCKOMANIACS, PLEASE FORGIVE ALIEN FOR HE HAS NEVER HAD A THOUGHT WHICH DID COME DIRECTLY TO HIM FROM TEH DEMOCRATIC SCUMBAG PARTY.

OK DAVID. COULD YOU PLEASE TELL MY FANS WHERE I WORK AT ME "PLAIN OLD JOB". AND I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL BIG MOUTH. IF YOU'RE RIGHT, I WILL MEET YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME THERE, TUESDAY MORNING AND YOU CAN ALL TAKE A TURN SPITTING IN MY FACE. GO AHEAD BITCH, TELL EM ALL WHERE I WORK. ........................................................... HUH? WHATS THAT SCUMBAG? NOTHING? THAS WHAT I THOUGHT, NOW SHUT YOUR FILTHY HOLE AND GO BACK TO DIGGIN DITCHES, YOU RENTER.

dont be sorry about his car, chuckie hasnt had one since his used 71 pinto that got rear ended while chuckie was cruzing for male prostitutes over on williams avenue! oh and since then his mommie wont let him out of her basement to meet real people! i cant blame her!

DAVID, I NEVER BACKED OUT OF A FIGHT WITH FRANK THE COWARD. I WOULD GO ANYWHERE TO KICK HIS COWARD ASS BUT HE WENT TOTALLY DARK ON ME. GO BACK AND READ THE STREAM OF POSTS. HE WENT DARK, AND I DONT MEAN LIKE THE WAY YOUR WIFE GOES WHEN YOU ARE DOWN PICKING UP YOUR WELFARE CHECK YOU LOSER. AND BY THE WAY, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL EVERYONE HERE JUST EXACTLY WHERE THE "BANQUET HALL" ENTRANCE IS AT THE MAC CLUB. THERE ARE SEVERAL RESTAURANTS IN THE BUILDING BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY ONE OF THEM OR ANY OTHER SPACE CALLED A "BANQUET HALL". SO HERES A DEAL, HOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAT WIFE COME UP TO MT. TABOR TOMORROW NIGHT SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND SHE CAN DRAG WHATS LEFT OF YOU BACK HOME IN YOUR 25 YEAR OLD AMC MATADOR WITH THE MISSING FENDERS. YOU LOSER RENTER PIECE OF CRAP. TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. I REALLY OUGHT TO KICK YOUR ASS AND YOUR ALTER EGO JOHN. OH AND JOHN, WHY DID YOUR STUPID INBRED LOSER PARENTS NAME YOU AFTER A PLACE WHERE NORMAL PEOPLE DEPOSIT THEIR FECES?

THE main banquet hall, jackass. The main hall where the Oregon Sports Hall of fame commencement usually happens and where I sat in front of for about 10 minutes today, reading. while I sat and thought about what poor excuse you would fabricate and how rich it would be if you actually told anything close to the truth.

What time at Tabor tomorrow, and where? I will be there.
I'm also not married, but, if I was I would bring her along so she can talk to me while we laugh about the time we showed up at Tabor and a loud mouthed, fake, dipshit never showed up.

...and laugh I will. Because, again, you won't show and it will be met with some crappy excuse typed in redundant caps because you are false. False as Hell.

P.S. I don't use aliases, and AMC stopped making Matadors in '78...the same year you turned 60.

IT'S CALLED THE BALLROOM YOU MORON, NOT THE BANQUET HALL. YOU ARE CLEARLY A RENTER LOSER WHO DOESNT KNOW CRAP. YOU ARE LIKE FRANK THE COWARD, ALWAYS SPEWING CRAP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. LETS JUST MEET AT YAWS IN THE PARKING LOT AND DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY. BUT SINCE YOU ARE A SCUMBAG WHO DOESNT EVEN HAVE TEN CENTS, YOU NEED TO STATE HERE IN THIS BLOG THAT YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SLUG IT OUT, AND YOU WILL NOT HOLD ME LEGALLY LIABLE FOR ANYTHING. SORRY ABOUT MAKING YOU DO THAT BUT SCUMS LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL MONEY FROM GUYS LIKE ME. LETS DO THIS, I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH A BIG MOUTH PUSSY LIKE YOU GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES.

now chuckie, remember the last fight you had? you know in the 5th grade your best friend and future butt partner took your hat and threw it on the school roof and then pushed you down in the mud and you went crying to the principal? thats why you will be a no show at any furure confrantation! chickenshit!

you started it chuckie! but i am now tasked with finishing it! since mr. stump has done nothing to rid you of this board, I WILL! you are not welcome here as if you ever were! so find another place to spew your garbage we dont want it here!

THANKS FOR YOUR WORTHLESS COMMENTARY TOILET JOHN. NOW SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR SECTION 8 APARTMENT AND GOVERNMENT CHEESE. YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. CHUCKIE AND HIS FANS THINK YOU ARE A JOKE. SEE YOU AT THE "BANQUET HALL". HA HA HA HA

I knew you would back out, because you are a LIAR! A false dipshit that has nothing better to do. NAME THE TIME ON TABOR BIG SHOT! I won't hold you legally liable, you are going to need that money to get your teeth fixed and a new hip.
Name a time on Tabor chickenshit, quit trying to squirm out of it and change things. Mt. Tabor, you named the spot, now I am waiting for the time.

You are a coward, and a liar. Post a time and I will meet up to knock your teeth through your throat.

THIS SATURDAY AT NOON IN THE PARKING LOT AT YAWS. ALSO, I DO NOT LIKE THE TONE OF YOUR BLOG. YOU ARE THREATENING ME AND FRANKLY I FIND THAT INSULTING. I PREFER TO HANDLE THINGS LIKE A GENTLEMAN, SOMETHING A LOW CLASS PIECE OF DUNG LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW NOTHING OF.

"SO HERES A DEAL, HOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAT WIFE COME UP TO MT. TABOR TOMORROW NIGHT SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND SHE CAN DRAG WHATS LEFT OF YOU BACK HOME IN YOUR 25 YEAR OLD AMC MATADOR WITH THE MISSING FENDERS." - Chunkie Blabowitz

You are all talk, a liar, and now a pile of chickenshit. Here's an idea, maybe don't talk smack to those willing to back it up? Because I am willing to back it up, unlike you and your "keyboard commando" attitude.
Noon at the Yaw's Parking Lot? I would rather not bring this to a business establishment that just opened. It would be a shame for the EMT to come drag your broken jaw, battered body into an ambulance in front of Yaw's Patrons. Very discourteous of you, but that's not surprising.

You meet at Tabor, like you said, reservoir #6 at 7:30. If you are not there, I will find you.
I don't make threats. Your mouth has been writing checks your butt can't cash for some time now.
I'm here to default them, asshole. You picked the wrong fight, clown.

WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY? WHO HURT YOU SO BADLY THAT YOU HAVE TO THREATEN ME THIS WAY? WHAT KIND OF A FREAK ARE YOU? I WOULD HATE TO BE ONE OF YOUR KIDS OR YOUR WIFE. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE BRUISES AND BLACK EYES THEY HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH THE YEARS. HAS CSD EVER INVESTIGATED YOU FOR BEING SUCH AN ABUSIVE PARENT? IF WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS LETS DO IT RIGHT. NO WEAPONS. JUST YOU AND ME. MANO Y MANO. YOU GAME FOR THAT OR ARE YOU GOING TO START RANTING AGAIN AND CALLING ME TERRIBLY OFFENSIVE NAMES?

Blabinowitz, I am not married and have no kids. You keep digging and digging for nothing.

I don't use weapons, I don't need them.
You might.
Your assumptions and your rambling mouth got you into this situation, nothing else. I can say that I am not the only one that wants to pummel you and your fat mouth. However, it will be my honor. If I do not see you at Mt. Tabor I will find you, that's a promise.

Like I said, you talked shit to the wrong person.
Sooner or later someone will shut your mouth if it isn't me. Then it will be shut again when I catch up to you.

Maybe you should stop talking smack on the internet and people wouldn't care about you, kind of like in real life.

I AM JUST SO AFRAID, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO . OH MY WHAT WILL I DO? OH I KNOW. I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU TWO LOSERS AND THEN I WILL GET ON MY JET TO GO UP TO MY HOME AT SUN VALLEY TO HANG OUT FOR A FEW DAYS AND LAUGH AT WHAT A GOOD TIME I HAD ADMINISTERING A LITTLE FRONTIER JUSTICE TO A PAIR OF LOSERS

chuckie theres no reason to be afraid! why? because you will never meet anyone on this board! you know it and we know it, and i didnt know they made a paper airplane big enough for a person to ride on? oh well whats your mommie making you for dinner tonight? more top raman?

wow! i didnt know md 20/20 was 300 dollars now? oh thats right you havnt had 300 dollars in you pocket at once in your whole pathetic life! so did you take the bottle and keep it in the bag somewhere down on burnside? BUM!

WOW. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. TONIGHT I WAS WORKING OUT AT THE MAC CLUB AND I RAN INTO A GUY WHO KNOWS TOILET JOHN. SEEMS AS THOUGH TOILET JOHN HAS A FEW PROBLEMS IN HIS PAST. CAN'T CONTROL HIS TEMPER TSK TSK. DOESNT LIKE WOMEN VERY MUCH AND TAKES HIS ANGER OUT ON THEM TSK TSK. NOW TOILET JOHN, DONT YOU THINK YOU SHOULD TONE IT DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT HERE. I MEAN AFTER ALL, WITH YOUR TRACK RECORD OF ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR AND HATRED OF WOMEN, YOU REALLY ARE A TYPICAL DEMOCRAT SCUMBAG LOSER. SO JOHN, IF YOU STILL HAVE THE BALLS FOR A THROWDOWN, JUST REMEMBER, I WILL HIT YOU BACK. NOT LIKE LINDSAY. HA HA HA HA HA HA LIFES A BITCH ISN'T IT TOILET JOHN. MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL EVERYONE THE STORY ABOUT LINDSAY AND PROVIDENCE HOSPITAL ER.

Sorry to butt in, but I know the story, and it isn't pretty. The two names are the same, and based on the emotions coming from John, and some things he wrote about, I know he is the same one who did this to my friend Lindsay. I dont like Chuckie as I find him to be arrogant and egotistical, but John is a really bad guy. I hoped that I would see John in person so I could tell him what I think of him but maybe this is better. John, what you did to Lindsay was so terrible. She is still recovering from your abuse and humiliations. I hope you are proud, because everyone knows the story and what you did to a wonderful and giving person. Thats why you haven't shown your face anywhere we used to see you. You are a terrible person and I hope you get the help you need. Chuckie was right about one thing. He would hit you back. But you are used to hitting women so getting hit back might be very different for a cowardly lowlife like you. And by the way, you borrowed a not insignificant amount of money from her, and you never paid her back. She says it was worth it to get rid of the most horrible person she ever knew. You are horrible John and you should move away. Nobody wants you around them.

Thank you dear posters for the great entertainment you are affording all of us. You are amazing! I can't figure out how the MAC got dragged into this, but that is OK.

BTW it does not hurt a man to keep himself as fit and appealing as feasible, either. Rarely does a woman say, "If only I could make love to an AARP member whose belly hangs out and who gives in to frequent urges to belch and pass gas and watches too much TV."

JOHN, NOBODY PRESSED CHARGES THE LAST TIME YOU LOST YOUR TEMPER ON A WOMAN. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. NOW GO AWAY. YOU HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED AND NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND THEM. YOUR TRACK RECORD IS PRETTY DISGUSTING.

KEEP LYING TOILET JOHN. YOU HAVE ONE VERY BAD REPUTATION. FOR BEING A COMPLETE NOBODY, HOW DID YOU GET SO WELL KNOW AS A COMPLETE SCUMBAG WOMAN HITTING THIEF. HA HA HA HA. SEE YOU TONIGHT AT THE MAC CLUB "BANQUET HALL". HA HA HA HA YOU ARE A NOBODY EXCEPT TO THE WOMEN YOU HIT.