Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"...fucking pussy-ass fucking viking zombie. Take that helmet and look at that shit, you're a fucking badass -- KILL THE FUCKING WALRUS, who the fuck wants to be a walrus?! So kill him, end his misery -- nobody wants to be a walrus..."

Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

So I finally got around to playing this when I went to my family's house and found my sister bought the game. Ten hours later and I've only just got to Whiterun and I was enjoying ransacking the barracks and robbing the guards as they sleep when I finally turned the game off to sleep.
One qualm with the game; how the fuck do the vendors and shop owners know if items are hot? I understand the use of this function because if you were able to sell everything you stole, money wouldn't be an issue by the time you reach level ten. Seriously though, how would they know? Do they have receipts in Skyrim? I thought the rolls of paper were just meant to make stoners giggle but now I realize that these rolls are just left over receipt paper. Even if they have receipts, how come these people take goods pilfered from enemies and dungeons...those bandits shouldn't have receipts, they're bandits and what the fuck would an ancient skeleton be doing with a receipt in a cave? Is there just a widely accepted honor system and we play the one asshole who can't just lie to shop keep and tell them, "Oh yeah, this mace, I errr, picked it off some evil bandit skeleton guy...in his dungeon...yeah, he had these apples on him too...weird"
/nerdrant