sacrifice him to the weather rock. (funny story: my brother went camping all last weekend (yes! ) and he came back to tell us that his best friend made it rain and hail on them. apparently there was this weather rock that his friend kicked and spat on. later, it started to hail, and then it rained basically all night. they cooked and ate hot-dogs in the rain, but they're all boy scouts. they can take it. the best part, of course, is that my brother and his friend were sharing a tent and only the friend got wet . the weather rock had its vengeance, apparently...)

we could break both of his legs then take him hunting (normal, not vampire) and shoot some shots over his head (and one in the head) then tear both of his arms off and sew them on backwards. when he is almost dead, we would burn him till he died.

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