[VIDEO]: The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model washes a car in slow motion. Watch to see who she's washing for, along with the surprise ending.

Take your pick. Her newest commercial will leave you utterly catatonic.

What starts out as a semmingly a-typical Carl's Jr. sexy spot is actually a new — genius yet unoriginal, if that makes sense? — Mercedes commercial in which they depict Kate Upton washing her new Mercedes-Benz CLA. Only….there's a slight catch.

Is it boderline inappropriate that the guys oogling her are high school football players? Probably — but it's not far from what the real-life truth is.

Not sure if Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander is still with her or not, but if he is, he is one. lucky. dude.