Max Rivlin-Nadler

After voting to legalize the sale of the dankest of herbs last November, Washington State is looking to fill the position of Marijuana Consultant. Qualifications for the job include: three years of experience, knowledge of demand cycles of marijuana, as well as a commitment to product quality control and, of course, testing. The starting pay is $100,000 (or 5,000 White Castle Crave Cases).

Does this sound like a job for you? Is it time to make this recreation an occupation and become something? Are you the chosen one, ushering in a new morning in the Evergreen State, 420 years of golden sunshine?