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I get a little flusterated with those certain people who constantly whine and complain about the same damn things everyday, all day. In the position I am in now...I have to listen, solve and deal with it. So much of it is so damn repetitive. Most of it are issues that have already been settled. So what I do is turn to them and say...."you know....I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is banana banana banana......"

--------------------The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

BANANNA i want a bean burrito with no onions and red sauce, a nacho, and a spicey chicken taco without lettuce, and i want it now DAMNIT

--------------------PEACE
zippoz

"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

what, damn i think youre right, i just got 2 bean burritos , for $.89 you cant beat em. but fuck those onions and fuck that sauce

--------------------PEACE
zippoz

"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."