Today's battle is a clash of two ladies who really seem to enjoy being in the spotlight. Thus, we are more than happy to provide them one as they go head-to-head.

SCOUTING REPORT

School:

Quinn - Somewhere in CaliforniaJenn - Florida State by way of South Florida

Claim to Fame:

Quinn - Sister of ND QB Brady Quinn, recently engaged to Tosu LB A.J. HawkJenn - Claims she got beer spilled on her before a 'Nole game and, as a result, claims she had to wear a bikini to the game where she was spotted by ABC cameras. Makes perfect sense. This one time Wangs got beer spilled on him at a tailgate party so naturally his first thought was, "Maybe I should just go to the game in my Speedo."

Fashion Statement:

Quinn - Half ND/Half OSU shirtJenn - Half a shirt

Impressed us when:

Quinn - Ended up cheering for her brother during gameJenn - Posing for Maxim and Playboy

Disappointed us when:

Quinn - Ended up getting engaged to a BuckeyeJenn - All the "I'm just a band dork, " "total homebody" and "I can't believe this is happening" crap in every interview and bio you read about her. We've never seen a more calculated attempt at Paris Hilton-esque fame in our lives

Thing you'll never forget about her:

Quinn - Who?Jenn - Those, uh...hats

In Her Future:

Quinn - Turning out like Hawks who raise hell against WolverinesJenn - Claims to aspire to law school. Yeah, Playboy and Maxim are the perfect launching pads for such a career. However, if she does go the barrister route, we just hope she never spills coffee on her suit before a big trial.

M Zone Line:

A #3 seed has never been toppled by a #14 seed in the M Zone BCS (especially since this is the first year of this tournament) and we don't expect it to happen here.

26 comments:

jim levenstein
said...

Those breasticles on Jenn surely cost more than her braces when she was a kid. I'm wondering if they were a gift from dad or if she 'earned them herself'.The Brady chick looks all right but come on let's see some skin, fake or not. If she sticks with A.J. by then she'll have the best tits on campus (if he's not done with her by then). Doesn't matter what happens in the future, because my keyboard is already sticky, thanks Jenn.

This one is like a 1 vs 16 seed. Brady Quint's sister has serious life issues with both ND (gag!) and O$U (gag^2!) ties. So even if the FSU girl weren't WAY WAY hotter (which she most definately is) I would never be able to side with someone with such obvious personal flaws (ND&O$U? SERIOUS ISSUES!). FSU chick for sure.

Jenn Sterger all the way, even if her “fame” is completely calculated.

Great link too. I loved the part about the improbably named Roger Finger, the 43 year old guy who’s her “close friend” helping her out with internet stuff. I guess there’s hope for all of us then. Maybe that’s why we stumble over each other trying to impress every woman who posts a comment here; we want to be the next “close friend” of the next Jenn Sterger.

Okay, so I'm a female, and I'm supposed to be pushing the moral message that there's more to women than looks, yada yada, but let's face it - this comes down to "Would you hit it?" (Or, paraphrased for us married chicks, "Would my husband want me to make out with her?")

And I have to say, I do not see my beloved filing me and Laura Quinn away in the spank bank.

There's a reason why Maxim and, uh, that other men's magazine didn't ask Laura Quinn to do a photo shoot. If A.J.'s fiancee transferred to Florida State, she'd be no better than the fourth-hottest Cowgirl.

By the way, if you'll pardon me for the promotional announcement, The Weekend Weblogger Challenge is up and running at Dawg Sports and you're all invited to participate.

The bigger question is how long does it take AJ Hawk to pull a Brian Ulracher at start pounding every piece of NFL groupie tail he lays eyes on and then get caught red handed by ESPN? What's the over/under on how long that engagement/marriage lasts?

Now you know why we love our football at fsu...if the action is not going our way on field then gaze around the stadium. Got to vote for the home girl Jenn; guess what the camera man who first spied her should have taken a group shot, she has some nice looking friends.

As with other sites that have mentioned Jenn, it appears that many here just want to take pot-shots, and think Jenn to be hollow and fake. If you truly knew anything about her, you'd find this not to be the case.

She has had some fame dumped in her lap, and she is running with the opportunity. While doing so, she's still the same intelligent, and down to earth person she was before all this began.

As far as the previous post mentioning her, "good friend", well she has made several good friends who are only championing an incredible person, and not doing it for twisted sexual fantasy. I'm sorry if others can't understand such a concept.

Who are the 11 stupid f*cks that picked Laura Quinn in the poll??? Seriously, just because you're a Buckeye or Irish fan, there is no way, in good conscience, a straight man would pick Laura Quinn over Jenn Sterger. I'd bet AJ would dump Laura in a second for Ms. Sterger!!!

That whole thing hardly got 'dumped in her lap". Any girl going to a game dressed like that knows exactly what response she wants to elicit. I throw the BS card on that one. Furthermore, there seems to be some story out now that she faked having cancer in HS so she could get friends. Thats attention seeking behavior, just like all this stuff. Kinda feel sorry for someone that. desparate

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES can Jenn be removed. Even if she kicked puppies and shot bunny rabbits and burned orphanages she is the hottest thing to ever hit college football and should be recognized as such. Also, since when did morals enter onto this blog? Was it before or after the pics of the ASU Cheerleader, the Charlie Weis/Hot girls pic, or that gross pic of some SERIOUSLY obese girl doing one of you? Jenn Forever!

Jenn may indeed be a very nice young lady, but I'll reserve using "incredible person" to describe someone who cures a terrible disease or saves a dozen people from a burning building. Jenn's simply a very attractive young women right now.

The bottom line on all the support and fame she has is that it comes from guys who wish they could fuck her. Period. Even your post is an attempt to play "interent knight in shining armor."

That whole thing hardly got 'dumped in her lap". Any girl going to a game dressed like that knows exactly what response she wants to elicit. I throw the BS card on that one. Furthermore, there seems to be some story out now that she faked having cancer in HS so she could get friends. Thats attention seeking behavior, just like all this stuff. Kinda feel sorry for someone that. desparate

You can throw a BS card if you like, but you're throwing it out of ignorance of the situation. As far as any, "cancer story", it would just be a rumor started by jealous, hurtful people. I wonder if that came from one of the faked interviews with her. Don't believe it.

BaggyPantsDevil said...

Dex,

Jenn may indeed be a very nice young lady, but I'll reserve using "incredible person" to describe someone who cures a terrible disease or saves a dozen people from a burning building. Jenn's simply a very attractive young women right now.

The bottom line on all the support and fame she has is that it comes from guys who wish they could fuck her. Period. Even your post is an attempt to play "interent knight in shining armor."

I guess, "incredible person", is a term that is left open to personal usage. No, she hasn't cured cancer, nor will she. As far as being a humble, down to earth, and genuously nice person, which unfortunately is sorely lacking in the world today, she is, "incredible", in her own way. If you choose not to term her as such, then that is certainly fine.

As far as your second statement, it is true that there are those whose interest in her are only due to her physical attributes, and those individual's perceived fantasies of a physical romance with her, but that does not fit all those around her. She is a VERY good judge of that. Espcially in the instance mentioned in the blog post, it's just a case of a Nole helping a Nole. I'm sorry if people out there can't understand that.

As far as my posting trying to be, "a knight in shining armor", that is not the case. I don't care if you believe me or not. I live in the real world, and I know where I stand. Jenn knows the same.

This girl just blew up on the scene and like everyone else probably has some baggage. Do you honestly think something like that is going to be linked somewhere? C'mon. There have been people who actually know her that have said the same thing. And really, that little 'story' went around FSU two years ago...only she wasn't famous then. And as an aside, when this story was passed on, the ppl that told it actually felt sorry for her...They weren't jealous or being hurtful. I actually hope it's not true, because if it is...it IS truly sad. I am wondering, it sounds like you have known her for a long time, can you weigh in on her as a high schooler? I'd really like your insight.

Some people just don't take to heart that 'Girl Next Door' personna so many are trying to push off on people. Kinda hard to do when her chest is staring everyone in the face from her cut up shirt. And baggy did have a point, NO WAY this girl gets this far without showing ALOT of skin - and she's counting on all the guys wanting to 'f' her. Some see it as marketing- go figure

Jenn did have skin cancer during her second year of college.. from worshipping the sun and tanning beds.. and went under the knife for some of them. It was a really scary experience for her as I know her personally. She isn't a bad kid.. and the people that are gonna sit here and talk crap have nothing better to do with their lives. I know her PERSONALLY.. and this is not BS.. but a bunch of snotty ass.. hateful sorority bitches who like to talk crap. But it wasn't all this crazy story that you all would like it to be..

Jenn is all right but that Fabiola Chick in Maxim blows her away...I say let her in the March Madness..On a side note is there anyone in the world that would believe there is a 43 year old guy in the world named Roger Finger who is just trying to help a 20 year old hottie...I am guessing that is a fake porno name and he will be starring in a "video" with her shortly..LOL...Roger Finger..too damn funny....Is his best friend Mo Lester? orSkip Crank...

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