We are starting a new section for children - Hammer & Popsickle - where the nation's young ones will get indoctrinated, in an entertaining and subliminal manner, about the romanticism of class struggle and the evils of capitalism. Our first installment explains why Iran has the right to build nuclear weapons in order to wipe two illegitimate entities, Israel and the United States, off the face of the Earth.

Twelfth Imam is Coming to Town is a sing-along version of the famous carol (with a great rendition playing on the background). The Islamic Republic of Iran's governing council of mullahs and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad also believe in Santa Claus - only in their Shi'ite creed Santa is called the 12th Imam, known as the Mahdi.

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He is said to have gone into "occlusion" in the 9th century, at age 5. Members of Iran's dominant "Twelver" sect believe that lesser mortals can not only influence but hasten the awaited return of the 12th Imam. Just like Santa, he knows who's been good or bad, only instead of gifts and reindeer, his return will be accompanied by cosmic chaos, war, bloodshed, and pestilence. This belief is equally valid if not superior to the mainstream American or European beliefs, and as a sovereign member of the world community, Iran's theocratic government has the right to exercise its beliefs including the total annihilation of life as we know it.

Twelfth Imam is Coming to Town

by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(translated from the Farsi by Laika the Space Dog)

You have no clout You better not spy You better watch out, I'm telling you why. Twelfth Imam is coming to town

H-Bomb is on list I'll use more than twice Good Muslims who die Will go to paradise Twelfth Imam is coming to town

He knows if you're a Christian He knows if you're a Jew He knows if you're an in-fi-del He's told me what to do

So....You have no clout You better not spy You better watch out, I'm telling you why. Twelfth Imam is coming to town Twelfth Imam is coming to town

Does the Twelfth Imam reward the good little boys and girls with their own do-it-yourself suicide bomber kit?

Oh yes indeed! It used to be only boys, but being the progressive people that we are, we now let wothless females receive gifts from the Twelver. Bad Muslim boys and girls don't get enriched uranium in their stockings, instead they get a camel turd.

They say that Rachael Corry fought injustice in this town,with political connections she spread herself around.Sworn into righteous piety, the Left's love-child with a smileShe had everything an activist could want: power, youth and guile.

But I live in the Left's factoryAnd I curse the life I'm livingAnd I curse my povertyAnd I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Rachael Corry.

The papers print her picture almost everywhere I see:Rachael Corry at the flag burning, Rachael Corry down on bended knee.And the rumors of being feted at our leaders' parties on their yachtsOh, surely our American Left-wing saviors must be happy with everything they've got!

But I live in the Left's factoryAnd I curse the life I'm livingAnd I curse my povertyAnd I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Yes, I wish that I could be,Rachael Corry.

She gave freely to fight America, she had the common touch,Our leaders are all grateful for such patronage and the photo-ops and such.So my mind was filled with wonder when the State newspapers read:Rachael Corry tried to stop the world last night and got bulldozed flat instead.

But I live in the Left's factoryAnd I curse the life I'm livingAnd I curse my povertyAnd I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Yes, I wish that I could be,Rachael Corry.

She was a most peculiar girl....And all the people said"She's insane and a Red"But wasn't she a most peculiar girl?

Let me get right to the point; I hate all of you.You Communists are what's wrong with the world and even your best Communist; Josef Stalin was more like the Tsar he replaced.So you lot can all kindly go to Hell because Socialism is crap, Marx was a hippy piece of horse shit and Lenin was a homosexual.No, no, wait...wait, I got that last part wrong; He was a CLOSET homosexual.DEATH TO ALL COMMUNISTS!!!All Communists are evil and will burn in hell, communists are responsible for the Jack the Ripper killings in London, Communists started the Irish Potatoe Famine and it was a Communist who sold Jesus out to Pontius Pilate.If it were up to you bunch of deviants there would be no Christmas and instead we would worship the Miseltoe tree like our Godless anscestors.May you all burn for all eternity you self righteous, self aggrandising, pompously arrogant bastardos!Oh yeah, I hope Comrade Castro dies soon too, the man is a necrophiliac but if you ask him all you'll get is gibberish or is that in actual fact the national dialect of Cuba since they threw good ol' Batista out during the 1950's?No matter.I will accept your precious Order of Lenin (Even though that wasn't even his real name) and use it to wipe my rear end.good day to thee all.

No, it's just what I like to call a diatribe, in my case a diatribe on how all communists, liberals and neo-fascists are evil swine who should be horded into the nearest gulag and forced to undergo extensive re-education.LONG LIVE GREENISM!!!

Communism is almost over. Now is coming the new perfect utopian society. Caliphate! Dar al Islam is new happy fun place of worker's paradise...and if you are muslim, you don't have to do any working at all! Sultans and Emirs will import your guests to do working for you! And since they will live humbly in the state of dhimmitude, and because they are filipinos, no one will be missing them! Communism can't promise you that, tovarischei. We should be so shchastlivy for now, others can be the workers and we can enjoy the paradise they are making for us!

Sing

Allah hates you this I knowFor the Koran tells me soInfidels and Jews we bombThey are weak but we are strong

Time for the Ramadan festivities, and what better way to start the bouncing sploding ball a bouncing and a sploding but with some music to take our minds off the rumbling in our tumblies!

Tis the season to be fasting.fawafawafah, wa-fatwah!Kill the infidels with blasting!Fawa fawa fah, wa-fatwah!Doff their heads, those gays in peril,Fafafa wawawa FATWA!Troll the blogs and post things puerile,fawa fawa faaaaah wa fa-at wah!

Time for the Ramadan festivities, and what better way to start the bouncing sploding ball a bouncing and a sploding but with some music to take our minds off the rumbling in our tumblies!

Tis the season to be fasting.fawafawafah, wa-fatwah!Kill the infidels with blasting!Fawa fawa fah, wa-fatwah!Doff their heads, those gays in peril,Fafafa wawawa FATWA!Troll the blogs and post things puerile,fawa fawa faaaaah wa fa-at wah!UMM HELL ASS HOLE.. WHO DO U THINK U ARE? I AM A PROUD MUSLIM. DONT BE FOOLED INTO BELEIVING THESE STUPID PPL. FIRST OF ALL, UR SITE IS SO UNPOPULAR! AND ITS SO MESSED UP, I MEAN EVERYTHING I CLICK, KEEPS PISSIN ME OFF YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN!NEWAYS, WE DONT BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUSE.THE TWELFTH IMAM - MAY GOD'S PEACE AND BLESSINGS BE UPON HIM IS THE BELOVED GRANDSON OF THE PROPHET (PBUH) WHO WILL RIDE ALL THE TYRANNY FROM THIS WORLD. HE WILL PUT AN END TO THE BLOOD SHED AND WILL BRING PEACE. THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY SIGNS OF HIS REAPPEARANCE THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN MANIFESTED! - IF U KNOW WHAT THAT WRD MEANS LOLWE DONT CONSIDER JEWS AND CHRISTIANS INFIDELS. WE CONSIDER THEM BROTHES AND SISTERS IN HUMANITY. ISLAM IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. EMAIL ME AT SPORTYGAL786110@HOTMAIL.COM - IF ANYONE HAS QUESTIONS. AND ILL EXPLAIN!I DONT LIKE THIS SHITTY SITE.. SO LETS STICK TO YOU EMAILING ME INSTEAD!HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE BELIEVE IMAM (AS). YOU CANT DO ANYTHING, BARACK WON, DONT BE JEALOUS THAT A BLACK MAN IS RULING AMERICA. I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT, SO MANY OF THE "INFIDELS" - AS YOU CALL THEM, HAVE VOTED FOR HIM WHICH SHOWS THAT THEY ARE NOT INFIDELS, THE WHITES WENT BEYOND BEING WHITE, THEY CARED TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL BRING HAPPINESS.. AND END THIS STUPIDITY THAT BUSH MC CAIN ETC HVE BROUGHT. WHY WAS BUSH KILLING POOR IRAQIS??? WHY? FOR THE OIL! JUST LIKE YOU GUYS KILLED THE NATIVE MUSLIM INDIANS WHO TAUGHT YOUR ANCESTORS HOW TO LIVE. SO IM NOT SURPRISED! CUZ IT RUNS IN YOUR BLOOD. AND NO, NOT UR WHITE BLOOD,CUZ I HAVE ALOT OF WHITE FRIENDS AND I KNOW ALOT OF GOOD CHRISTIANS, AND ETC... ITS JUST STUPID IGNORANT PPL LIKE..... YOURSELF ;)

Tee, girlfriend you need to speak just a little bit louder, cuz I'm deef in one of my earholes. I see that you are a product of affirmative action, which explains your disastrous, incoherent college level discourse on this thread. As for the black man ruling America, let us just put this nonsense to rest: He is a Kendonesian Halfrican American. And he was elected by a majority of White Devils and Jewish Monkey-Pigs, so what is your point? Plus, Ramadan is so over! You have missed all the post-Eid bloodletting and mysogynous release that overtake the Muslim Male after a month of Barmacidal Feasting. But, I digress.You sound like a repressed lesbian like myself, but maybe you're not from Lebanon, I have an equally incoherent college age girlfriend who is perpetually angry, too, so I will pass your email on to her. At any rate, I salute you, you're a troll, this is something like a blog, and you have successfully posted something puerile! Congrats!

Welcome to the Cube, comrade. You go girl! I can see that you have potential so go over to the rail station and hop the train to the KMTC for your orientation and don't forget to bring warm clothes. You will be issued a shovel soon, comrade.

Grrrrr.... Barmacidal? That's a new one on me. I do love new words. Please elaborate if you can find the time .

Welcome to the Cube, comrade. You go girl! I can see that you have potential so go over to the rail station and hop the train to the KMTC for your orientation and don't forget to bring warm clothes. You will be issued a shovel soon, comrade.

Grrrrr.... Barmacidal? That's a new one on me. I do love new words. Please elaborate if you can find the time .

Che' Gourmet

I spelled Barmacidal creatively, Comrade Che'. It should have been spelled Barmecidal. Here is the current definition, which, as the gourmet you are, and gourmand that I am, should suffice, til it becomes insufficient sufficing. Thanks for the shovel. Will I be digging or burying? *Please say yes.*

Welcome to the Cube, comrade. You go girl! I can see that you have potential so go over to the rail station and hop the train to the KMTC for your orientation and don't forget to bring warm clothes. You will be issued a shovel soon, comrade.

Grrrrr.... Barmacidal? That's a new one on me. I do love new words. Please elaborate if you can find the time .

Che' Gourmet

I spelled Barmacidal creatively, Comrade Che'. It should have been spelled Barmecidal. Here is the current definition, which, as the gourmet you are, and gourmand that I am, should suffice, til it becomes insufficient sufficing. Thanks for the shovel. Will I be digging or burying? *Please say yes.*

Comrade Greipenweiner

Ah..yes..the Arabian Nights.. I had forgotten that particular tale.

Of course, you will be able to do both, comrade. Digging for the People's potatoes and beets, AND burying anything or anyone the Party instructs you to. If you ingratiate yourself with the Party's Inner Circle, you may even get the chance to gorge with the Party's Elite one day. They too, are gourmands, which I can appreciate.

lol well thank you for ur reply homies.. just like to tell you that i sure hafta admit.. ur comebacks are WACK! lolputting religion aside for a moment,you tell me... what has gay bush i mean george bush done for the american economy for the last 8 yrs apart from bringing amerca into a HUGE debT!!!!! so many americans are suffering... are u guys chrisitian or jews, clearly ur not muslim! but clearly ur not good christians or muslims either ur just ignorant fags cuz a TRUE human being does not go and disgrace other religions, not that you have the capability to do so anyway, whatever you say, ur words are shit, why? because OBAMA WON! and ur telling me that all the ppl who voted for him, putting muslims aside, jews and christians are pigs?? they're alot wiser compared to YOU! ur telling me that 313 or so states in the US are fags? Damn, homie, i know ur sad but i mean, get ur facts straightened out and then talk!! your words mean nothing to me, singing stupid christmas carols will never lower the status of our 12th Imam (pbuh), it only makes u guys look dumber. the only ppl who make fun of others' religion are those who doubt their own ;)

tonya hunny! I don't need to speak louder, clearly you are deaf ;) lol. My pt is that the Quraan speaks of you people as deaf, dumb and blind. God has put a seal over your ears and you will never come out of darkness. Clearly, JEWS, CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS ALL HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. What is that you ask? We all have the same Lord! Allah, God, Yahowa, all refer to the same Lord. Now let me tell you that there is obviously only One Lord! regardless of whether ppl deny is existance, His is still there, His presence sounds the world, and the universe. If you don't believe in Him, that is your loss. God always sent a leader for humanity, what we shias believe is that the first prophet was Adam, the first man on this planet, followed by 124000 prophets and christianity, judaism were true religions before, but they were changed because of stupid ppl like yourselves. THEN God brought Islam and He will preserve it until the DAY OF RESURRECTION! wen u ppl will be realllllllllllllly sorry for what uve done.. muhahhahaha:)here lemme share something special ;)

umm here ya goooo ;)enjoyyyyyyyyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obegrDJe ... re=relatedoh yeah, and one more thing. Theres no pt in wasting my time talking ot u guys, said whateva i had to say so if u have something to say, email me.. otherwise forget it u cowards..Islam IS the fastest growing relgion in the world and pathetic ppl like u can do NOTHING about itoh yeah,and good bye :)

tee, luv, obviously you are hooked on some really good hash, and it was so kind of you to share it with us, but I don't need any lectures about Islam being the fastest growing religion. Why is it that size seems to be the only thing that matters with you sheeple? From what it sounds like, you are either a bitter, barren first wife or a gloating pregnant fourth one.As for me, I have a Dissociative degree in Middle Eastern Histrionics and a Major Minor in Arab Hubris Studies. So I think I know whereof I speak. As for the BushHitlerHalliburtonCheney legacy, only our children's children will know for sure about the glorious implosion of KKKapitalism, because that is what it will take to reeducate anyone who isn't eliminated. We are celebrating on this thread, but you continue to crap in our punchbowl. Please. Decorum.

They say that Rachael Corry fought injustice in this town,with political connections she spread herself around.Sworn into righteous piety, the Left's love-child with a smileShe had everything an activist could want: power, youth and guile.

But I live in the Left's factoryAnd I curse the life I'm livingAnd I curse my povertyAnd I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Rachael Corry.

The papers print her picture almost everywhere I see:Rachael Corry at the flag burning, Rachael Corry down on bended knee.And the rumors of being feted at our leaders' parties on their yachtsOh, surely our American Left-wing saviors must be happy with everything they've got!

But I live in the Left's factoryAnd I curse the life I'm livingAnd I curse my povertyAnd I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Yes, I wish that I could be,Rachael Corry.

She gave freely to fight America, she had the common touch,Our leaders are all grateful for such patronage and the photo-ops and such.So my mind was filled with wonder when the State newspapers read:Rachael Corry tried to stop the world last night and got bulldozed flat instead.

But I live in the Left's factoryAnd I curse the life I'm livingAnd I curse my povertyAnd I wish that I could be,Oh, I wish that I could be,Yes, I wish that I could be,Rachael Corry.

She was a most peculiar girl....And all the people said"She's insane and a Red"But wasn't she a most peculiar girl?

Laika

Hah! I know this is an old post, but it is nostalgic, for Comrade Corry came from Olympia where I live now, and she is held in high esteem by the other comrades, to the point of near deification. I am not surprised her mummified remains are not on display in the local socialist bar.

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