*texting a friend*Me: Hey what's up?Friend: NOthiNg MucH.Me: Um, ok. Did you hear about the new kid?Friend: YeAH hE's iN mY sEcoND HoUr.Me: dude, I think your cap locks is having a seizure.Friend: nO iT'S nOt.Me: Check again, and this time actually look at your phone, not your dick. It's never gonna grow long enough.