This morning Captain has discovered a pair of old Binoculars and dedicated the entire day to the "FINE ART OF OGLING LADIES".Finding non-expired, non-radioactive food?No! Ogling ladies for hours on end is definitely a far more important objective than survival!

At first I've tried to argue, but when Captain handed me a binder filled with "GENTLEM-N'S RULES OF OGLING" I've decided to deal with the situation with sarcasm.

I've looked inside the binder later on and of course it had a piece of paper glued inside with the following: