Searching for "Mark Sanford" yielded the somewhat ironic Karma fronds (watch out, cheaters; the fronds of karma are coming for you!) and Fan rams dork, which could be a dirty Post headline about his affair.

To be fair, I had to screen liberals for incriminating anagrams as well. "Barack Obama" yielded disappointing results, though the phrase "karma cab" appeared a lot. Putting the Hussein in provided a few zingers, most notably "A cabana hubris smoke" and "A cabana Bush irksome." So what we've learned is that while Mark Sanford suffers at the hands of evil karma fronds, the President gets to spread his message of hope from a pimped-out vehicle of karma or, alternately, a cabana filled with the sweet smoke of hubris. Typical.