It was nearly 2 years ago that the DDO public unanimously voted to install me as their lifelong Dictator in a completely fair election that wasn't even rigged at all, mostly. I then switched to the more catchy name of Emperor. And such a glorious rule I have had. My people love me and I love my people. But I have been busy which royal business outside of the motherland and have not had much time for her. My activity has been low and my signature, containing my official title, mysteriously disappeared. A whole generation of DDOers have arrived without knowing their Great Giver and Grand Poobah on High. I come before you now to declare my magnificent return to The Throne of propaganda. All shall know The Empire; the Glorious Empire.

And don't forget! All citizens are entitled to claim the prestige of a royal cabinet position within my horribly complicated and redundant bureaucracy.

Official Rules for Obtaining a Title:1. It must be unreasonably long, imply an abuse of power and/or be, in ways, somewhat contradictory, or ironic or sarcastic or whatever. Or something. Something, something, something.2. You may apply any such title to yourself.3. You may even apply any such title to someone beside yourself if it is particularly brilliant and/or horrendous and the person you apply it is unfortunate enough to have not yet claimed a title.4. ???????????5. You may never ever ever never ever, not ever, under any circumstances, for any reason, without exception, in any universe, for any intent, change your title! Unless you want to. Then it's a requirement. Probably.

After you have a title, it is suggested that you place it in your signature, with "of the FREEDO Bureaucracy" added to the end of it, like it's shown here.

Here is a full list of positions I have bestowed, including members no longer active.

IMPERIAL CABINET

imabench: Official "Chair-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

JaxsonRaine: Official "Jed" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

000ike: Official "The Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

blackhawk1331: Official "Supreme Czar and Primary Share Holder of The Highly Armed Department for Armory Reduction" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

tvellalott: Official "The Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious, and Also Very Good at Crafts, Almighty Controller and Administrator of Antidisestablishmentarianism" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

socialpinko(Noumena): Official "The Official Spy for Spying on Scumbag Pinkos on Behalf of the Glorious and Benevolent Dictatorship of the Honorable FREEDO May He Never Die" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Detectableninja: Official "Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships)" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thett3: Official "Kittens" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Man-is-good: Official "Straight-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MrBrooks: Official "Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the FREEDO Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought maneuvers" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Buddamoose: Official "The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Kyro90: Official "The incredible-Magical-slick-Stellar-Second-to-none-Super-Duper-Dazzling-Awesome-fluffy-cool-hot-best-kitty-kat-like-secretary of OberHerr" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

UnStupendousMan: Official "The Official and glorious head of the UnStupendous agency of the Board of Awful in the OMG WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE JUST TAKING UP SPACE administration and official supervisor of secret messages, poisons and assassins looking to depose and/or destroy FREEDO and his closest comrades" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mestari: Official "Reasonable Person in Charge of the Administering of Contradictory, False, and Dishonest Titles" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Zaradi: Official "Kittens Eater" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thephfactor: Official "Secretary of Drug Legalization Enforcement and Who Also Loves Bacon" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

At 12/4/2013 1:40:37 PM, FREEDO wrote:Lo, the trumpets blare, all gather to hear the tremendous news.

It was nearly 2 years ago that the DDO public unanimously voted to install me as their lifelong Dictator in a completely fair election that wasn't even rigged at all, mostly. I then switched to the more catchy name of Emperor. And such a glorious rule I have had. My people love me and I love my people. But I have been busy which royal business outside of the motherland and have not had much time for her. My activity has been low and my signature, containing my official title, mysteriously disappeared. A whole generation of DDOers have arrived without knowing their Great Giver and Grand Poobah on High. I come before you now to declare my magnificent return to The Throne of propaganda. All shall know The Empire; the Glorious Empire.

And don't forget! All citizens are entitled to claim the prestige of a royal cabinet position within my horribly complicated and redundant bureaucracy.

Official Rules for Obtaining a Title:1. It must be unreasonably long, imply an abuse of power and/or be, in ways, somewhat contradictory, or ironic or sarcastic or whatever. Or something. Something, something, something.2. You may apply any such title to yourself.3. You may even apply any such title to someone beside yourself if it is particularly brilliant and/or horrendous and the person you apply it is unfortunate enough to have not yet claimed a title.4. ???????????5. You may never ever ever never ever, not ever, under any circumstances, for any reason, without exception, in any universe, for any intent, change your title! Unless you want to. Then it's a requirement. Probably.

After you have a title, it is suggested that you place it in your signature, with "of the FREEDO Bureaucracy" added to the end of it, like it's shown here.

Here is a full list of positions I have bestowed, including members no longer active.

IMPERIAL CABINET

imabench: Official "Chair-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

JaxsonRaine: Official "Jed" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

000ike: Official "The Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

blackhawk1331: Official "Supreme Czar and Primary Share Holder of The Highly Armed Department for Armory Reduction" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

tvellalott: Official "The Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious, and Also Very Good at Crafts, Almighty Controller and Administrator of Antidisestablishmentarianism" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

socialpinko(Noumena): Official "The Official Spy for Spying on Scumbag Pinkos on Behalf of the Glorious and Benevolent Dictatorship of the Honorable FREEDO May He Never Die" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Detectableninja: Official "Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships)" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thett3: Official "Kittens" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Man-is-good: Official "Straight-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MrBrooks: Official "Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the FREEDO Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought maneuvers" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Buddamoose: Official "The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Kyro90: Official "The incredible-Magical-slick-Stellar-Second-to-none-Super-Duper-Dazzling-Awesome-fluffy-cool-hot-best-kitty-kat-like-secretary of OberHerr" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

UnStupendousMan: Official "The Official and glorious head of the UnStupendous agency of the Board of Awful in the OMG WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE JUST TAKING UP SPACE administration and official supervisor of secret messages, poisons and assassins looking to depose and/or destroy FREEDO and his closest comrades" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mestari: Official "Reasonable Person in Charge of the Administering of Contradictory, False, and Dishonest Titles" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Zaradi: Official "Kittens Eater" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thephfactor: Official "Secretary of Drug Legalization Enforcement and Who Also Loves Bacon" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

I would like to petition to be the "Official Super Secret, Beholden to No One, Minister of Spies, Covert Affairs, Assassinations, Election Rigging, Fair Election Insurers and Rumor Control"

The wise have eyes in their heads, while the fool walks in the darkness; but I came to realizethat the same fate overtakes them both.
Then I said to myself,
"The fate of the fool will overtake me also.
What then do I gain by being wise?"
I said to myself, "This too is meaningless."
For the wise, like the fool, will not be long remembered;
the days have already come when both have been forgotten.
Like the fool, the wise too must die! - Ecclesiastes 2:14-16

000ike: Official "The Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

blackhawk1331: Official "Supreme Czar and Primary Share Holder of The Highly Armed Department for Armory Reduction" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

tvellalott: Official "The Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious, and Also Very Good at Crafts, Almighty Controller and Administrator of Antidisestablishmentarianism" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

socialpinko(Noumena): Official "The Official Spy for Spying on Scumbag Pinkos on Behalf of the Glorious and Benevolent Dictatorship of the Honorable FREEDO May He Never Die" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Detectableninja: Official "Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships)" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thett3: Official "Kittens" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Man-is-good: Official "Straight-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MrBrooks: Official "Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the FREEDO Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought maneuvers" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Buddamoose: Official "The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Kyro90: Official "The incredible-Magical-slick-Stellar-Second-to-none-Super-Duper-Dazzling-Awesome-fluffy-cool-hot-best-kitty-kat-like-secretary of OberHerr" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

UnStupendousMan: Official "The Official and glorious head of the UnStupendous agency of the Board of Awful in the OMG WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE JUST TAKING UP SPACE administration and official supervisor of secret messages, poisons and assassins looking to depose and/or destroy FREEDO and his closest comrades" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mestari: Official "Reasonable Person in Charge of the Administering of Contradictory, False, and Dishonest Titles" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Zaradi: Official "Kittens Eater" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thephfactor: Official "Secretary of Drug Legalization Enforcement and Who Also Loves Bacon" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Jonbonbon: Official "Imperial Director of Misinformation, Misdirection, Misuse and Mischief" (Ms. MisMisMisMis) of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Chicken: Official "Disciple of Koopin Right Hand Chicken of the Grand Poobah DDO Vice President FREEDO And Servant of Kfc" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mysterious_Stranger: Official "Gracious hat tilting glass raising entity of mystery and grandeur who glides elegantly from Kether to Malkuth whilst puffing the bleak and everlasting cigarette of nihilism and vacant sexual desire" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MassiveDump: Official "Bitch" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

xXCryptoXx: Official "Dictating Administrator Ruled By The People For The People For the Religious Freedom of all Individuals and The Persecution of all Religious Individuals and Religions that Are Deemed Unworthy" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

I've been going to a Unitarian Universalist church in my area and every great emperor needs a line to God. Is there room for an, "Atheist representative of God to the Unitarian Universalist Church for the New World Order reunification of mankind," position open?

At 12/4/2013 1:40:37 PM, FREEDO wrote:Lo, the trumpets blare, all gather to hear the tremendous news.

It was nearly 2 years ago that the DDO public unanimously voted to install me as their lifelong Dictator in a completely fair election that wasn't even rigged at all, mostly. I then switched to the more catchy name of Emperor. And such a glorious rule I have had. My people love me and I love my people. But I have been busy which royal business outside of the motherland and have not had much time for her. My activity has been low and my signature, containing my official title, mysteriously disappeared. A whole generation of DDOers have arrived without knowing their Great Giver and Grand Poobah on High. I come before you now to declare my magnificent return to The Throne of propaganda. All shall know The Empire; the Glorious Empire.

And don't forget! All citizens are entitled to claim the prestige of a royal cabinet position within my horribly complicated and redundant bureaucracy.

Official Rules for Obtaining a Title:1. It must be unreasonably long, imply an abuse of power and/or be, in ways, somewhat contradictory, or ironic or sarcastic or whatever. Or something. Something, something, something.2. You may apply any such title to yourself.3. You may even apply any such title to someone beside yourself if it is particularly brilliant and/or horrendous and the person you apply it is unfortunate enough to have not yet claimed a title.4. ???????????5. You may never ever ever never ever, not ever, under any circumstances, for any reason, without exception, in any universe, for any intent, change your title! Unless you want to. Then it's a requirement. Probably.

After you have a title, it is suggested that you place it in your signature, with "of the FREEDO Bureaucracy" added to the end of it, like it's shown here.

Here is a full list of positions I have bestowed, including members no longer active.

IMPERIAL CABINET

imabench: Official "Chair-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

JaxsonRaine: Official "Jed" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

000ike: Official "The Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

blackhawk1331: Official "Supreme Czar and Primary Share Holder of The Highly Armed Department for Armory Reduction" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

tvellalott: Official "The Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious, and Also Very Good at Crafts, Almighty Controller and Administrator of Antidisestablishmentarianism" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

socialpinko(Noumena): Official "The Official Spy for Spying on Scumbag Pinkos on Behalf of the Glorious and Benevolent Dictatorship of the Honorable FREEDO May He Never Die" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Detectableninja: Official "Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships)" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thett3: Official "Kittens" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Man-is-good: Official "Straight-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MrBrooks: Official "Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the FREEDO Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought maneuvers" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Buddamoose: Official "The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Kyro90: Official "The incredible-Magical-slick-Stellar-Second-to-none-Super-Duper-Dazzling-Awesome-fluffy-cool-hot-best-kitty-kat-like-secretary of OberHerr" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

UnStupendousMan: Official "The Official and glorious head of the UnStupendous agency of the Board of Awful in the OMG WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE JUST TAKING UP SPACE administration and official supervisor of secret messages, poisons and assassins looking to depose and/or destroy FREEDO and his closest comrades" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mestari: Official "Reasonable Person in Charge of the Administering of Contradictory, False, and Dishonest Titles" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Zaradi: Official "Kittens Eater" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thephfactor: Official "Secretary of Drug Legalization Enforcement and Who Also Loves Bacon" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

000ike: Official "The Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

blackhawk1331: Official "Supreme Czar and Primary Share Holder of The Highly Armed Department for Armory Reduction" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

tvellalott: Official "The Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious, and Also Very Good at Crafts, Almighty Controller and Administrator of Antidisestablishmentarianism" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

socialpinko(Noumena): Official "The Official Spy for Spying on Scumbag Pinkos on Behalf of the Glorious and Benevolent Dictatorship of the Honorable FREEDO May He Never Die" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Detectableninja: Official "Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships)" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thett3: Official "Kittens" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Man-is-good: Official "Straight-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MrBrooks: Official "Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the FREEDO Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought maneuvers" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Buddamoose: Official "The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Kyro90: Official "The incredible-Magical-slick-Stellar-Second-to-none-Super-Duper-Dazzling-Awesome-fluffy-cool-hot-best-kitty-kat-like-secretary of OberHerr" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

UnStupendousMan: Official "The Official and glorious head of the UnStupendous agency of the Board of Awful in the OMG WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE JUST TAKING UP SPACE administration and official supervisor of secret messages, poisons and assassins looking to depose and/or destroy FREEDO and his closest comrades" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mestari: Official "Reasonable Person in Charge of the Administering of Contradictory, False, and Dishonest Titles" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Zaradi: Official "Kittens Eater" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thephfactor: Official "Secretary of Drug Legalization Enforcement and Who Also Loves Bacon" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Jonbonbon: Official "Imperial Director of Misinformation, Misdirection, Misuse and Mischief" (Ms. MisMisMisMis) of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Chicken: Official "Disciple of Koopin Right Hand Chicken of the Grand Poobah DDO Vice President FREEDO And Servant of Kfc" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mysterious_Stranger: Official "Gracious hat tilting glass raising entity of mystery and grandeur who glides elegantly from Kether to Malkuth whilst puffing the bleak and everlasting cigarette of nihilism and vacant sexual desire" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MassiveDump: Official "Bitch" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

xXCryptoXx: Official "Dictating Administrator Ruled By The People For The People For the Religious Freedom of all Individuals and The Persecution of all Religious Individuals and Religions that Are Deemed Unworthy" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.