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3.23.2011

Get Well Soon, Roy Oswalt's Neck

For those of you naysayers who think Manny Ramirez can no longer hit the broad side of a barn, there is proof that he can do even better. In fact, he has the precision combined with impressive hand-eye coordination to nail Roy Oswalt's skinny neck from 60' 6" away.

In all seriousness, Oswalt suffered a bruise on his neck, but remained conscious. The Philadelphia Phillies say he was not feeling dizzy before leaving Wednesday's game against the Tampa Bay Rays in which he fell to the ground and remained there until he was examined by a trainer.

The righty stood up after a brief chat and walked to the visiting clubhouse all by himself. Get well soon, Roy.