SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a 5m by 3m by 5m containment cell, guarded by three Mobile Task Force Sigma-31 "Outer-Dimension". SCP-XXXX is advised to remain cuffed unless said otherwise by Level 2 Research Personnel. It may leave its cell and roam around its permitted areas (see Addendum-XXXX-C). Although, this does not excuse security personnel. SCP-XXXX must be guarded by 2 MTF Sigma-31 units and 3 security personnel.

SCP-XXXX may use the terminal within the permitted area, but it must be watched by security and intel agents. If advised by security, SCP-XXXX is to be removed from the terminal immediately and transferred back to its cell for 10-30 minutes under the consent of security personnel.

Although SCP-XXXX doesn't pose any threat to on-site staff, it is still advised that all containment procedures are followed to prevent any XK-class scenarios.

SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a 10m by 10m by 10m chamber. Janitorial staff are to enter the containment chamber at least twice a day to clean out the premise. Any non-hazardous trash are to be collected and thrown out. Any unknown trash objects found are to be collected and taken to medical staff to inspect the object for any anomalous threats. If the medical staff has filed the object as safe, the janitorial staff are to throw it out. Otherwise, it is to remain in the hands of medical staff.

SCP-XXXX may roam freely within the Light and Moderate Containment Zones. It may only enter the Heavy Containment Zone under the consent of security personnel. Mobile Task Force Sigma-31 "Outer-Dimension" is still responsible for overseeing and maintaining security around SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX has been confirmed to not pose a threat or threats to on-site staff or personnel. SCP-XXXX may come in contact with personnel, although this is currently being debated within the Administrative Department. Containment procedures are to remain followed to prevent XK-class scenarios.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an average looking human wearing a black suit, top hat and a gas mask. Further inspections has shown that the black suit has small, Latin letters on the collar when translated spell "I am you". The top hat is claimed to be handmade by SCP-XXXX with teeth engraved into the hat along with the words "C.U.R.E.". The gas mask is made out of an alloy. Research has shown that the gas mask is made out of metals such as silver, titanium, gold, copper and other radioactive metals such as plutonium and uranium.

SCP-XXXX doesn't pose many anomalous effects. Instead, it holds large amounts of knowledge that have proven valuable to the Foundation (see Addendum-XXXX-B). It is currently unknown how SCP-XXXX obtains its knowledge, but information on this topic has proven useless.

Addendum-XXXX-A: Attempt made to remove the mask off of SCP-XXXX's face. Proven unsuccessful. Injuries and casualties sustained.

Addendum-XXXX-C:SCP-XXXX has been granted access to certain areas. It may access the certain areas and rooms as it follows:

The terminal room.

The entirety of the Moderate Containment Zone

Certain areas of the High Containment Zone

The Cafeteria

The viewing zone of the Class-D Holding Center

The Staff Lounge

SCP-XXXX is to remain guarded by the correct security personnel as listed in the containment procedures. It may come in contact with limited on-site staff and other personnel.

This Addendum is to be considered null and void. Please read new containment procedures for more information.

-Dr. ███████, Senior Researcher

Addendum-XXXX-D:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. ███████, Senior Researcher

Forward: A brief interview between the researcher and SCP-XXXX. Interview is an attempt to research and gather information about SCP-XXXX.

<BEGIN LOG>

Dr. ███████: Salutations, SCP-XXXX. I assume everything is well, is it not?

SCP-XXXX: Indeed, it is a good day. Say, I heard screams somewhere down the hallway. Was that from the inflicting pain of SCP-035 on its host? I've always considered SCP-035 as a parasite. I mean, it does control its host.

Dr. ███████: How do you obtain such information?

SCP-XXXX: It's not hard to find out such simple information, is it not?

Dr. ███████: I suppose word spreads easily around this facility.

SCP-XXXX: It has nothing to do with spreading the word, doctor. It's just a matter of perception and assumption. Maybe a bit of luck, if you ask me.

Dr. ███████: Uh-huh. Anyways, I was wondering-

The breach alarm can be heard.

Dr. ███████: I'm sorry, but I'll have to cut this interview short.

SCP-XXXX: Of course, doctor. I look forward to our next conversation.

Dr. ███████ retreats from the room.<END LOG>

Addendum-XXXX-E: SCP-XXXX possesses advanced knowledge of math such as topics in trigonometry.

Note:
Requesting permission to give SCP-XXXX a Math aptitude test created by ███████.

-Researcher ███████

Permission granted.

-O5-█

Addendum-XXXX-F: SCP-XXXX has shown extreme math knowledge as shown through the math aptitude test. Further debate will determine whether SCP-XXXX can be used to the Foundation's advantage.

Addendum-XXXX-G: SCP-XXXX's classification has been downgraded to Safe. SCP-XXXX is to be transferred to the Light Containment Zone. Permitted zones will soon to be determined.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J should be kept in a box and sealed with four layers of duck tape. The box should be kept under the care of Dr. ███████. Janitorial personnel are to come into the office and spray the box with a weed killer.

Since it's still memetic (miraculously…), it's best in your interest to stay away from it or else…

Um, or else…

Sigh
Okay, I forgot my fucking line. What was it, or else you..

It's a mind-affecting bio-hazard? Alright, alright, I'll get on with the recor-

Wait, it isn't? That's not right.. I'm looking at the script and it fucking says-

Wait, why the fuck do we have SCP-XXXX-J on the scene of recording?

PLEASE STAND BY AS STAFF fucking abuse the shit out of the poor fella REVIEW THE SCRIPT.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an incinerated/burnt down tomato plant. The tomato plant was-

Fuck, I forgot my line again. Why'd you have to hit me so hard-

PLEASE STAND BY AS STAFF attempt to terminate the speaker because he can't fucking say the shit line KINDLY AND PASSIVELY FIND A NEW SPOKESPERSON.

20 minutes later…

A SPOKESPERSON WASN'T FOUND because they tortured and beat the shit out of every volunteer and probably killed them, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT ON THE SCREEN

descrition: scp-xxxx-j is a burned down tree that my father forgot to water because of the wether. it was like 200 degress and the tree caught on fire. my dad was able to put it out, but den he said it was nutralized or something. scp-xxxx-j makes you forget a lot of things. like having to use the restroom, which made my mom die and my father very very depress.

written by fake researcher johnny, age 9

Addendum-XXXX-A: i need to use the restroom so i will be right back

Addendum-XXXX-B: im back

Addendum-XXXX-B: typing is fun

Addendum-XXXX-Z: i need to go, bye guys

NOTE:
This film has been reviewed and has been declared as unethical. Beating up innocent staff just because they kept fucking forgetting their line even though it wasn't there fault but the scips fault is not acceptable. All staff involved will be tracked and be debriefed. Further debate will determine if staff are subject to demotion.
-The Ethics Committee

WHY THE FUCK WAS SCP-XXXX-J THERE

INFORMATION ABOUT SCP-XXXX-J HAS BEEN FILED AS CONFIDENTIAL. ATTEMPTS TO ACCESS THE FILE WITH INSUFFICIENT CREDENTIALS WILL RESULT IN DEMOTION OR TERMINATION.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to remain in the medical center of Site-██. SCP-XXXX may only be operated by research and medical personnel. Janitorial staff are to routinely clean out the inside chamber of SCP-XXXX with supervision of research/medical and security personnel. If either three personnel have deemed the current situation unsafe, janitorial staff are to immediately cancel all cleaning processes of SCP-XXXX and exit SCP-XXXX.

Personnel may only enter SCP-XXXX when advised by authorized personnel; otherwise, SCP-XXXX is to remain empty. In the event of major contamination within SCP-XXXX, Mobile Task Force Theta-13 "Decontaminators" are to report to the scene and dispose any instances of SCP-XXXX-2. When all instances have been terminated, medical staff are to scan the area of any contaminated instances. If requested, researchers may take samples of the instance for research and testing purposes.

Class-D entering SCP-XXXX are to only enter for testing purposes or decontamination after exposure to anomalies such as SCP-008. Otherwise, Class-D personnel are forbidden from entering SCP-XXXX

Description: SCP-XXXX is a futuristic decontamination chamber comprised of non-hazardous metals such as titanium and copper and constantly ratters at random times, not following any specific pattern. It currently runs off a separate generator not powering the facility. SCP-XXXX has an entrance with the words written on the doors "DECONTAMINATION, PLEASE STAND BACK". As for non-relevant details of SCP-XXXX, none of these features have shown to pose any anomalous threats.

SCP-XXXX has mechanisms insufficiently understood by the Foundation that powers the decontamination process. When a subject enters SCP-XXXX, its doors will close and lock itself. The subject will be scanned. It is speculated that the scanning process determines what condition the subject is currently in and whether the subject meets proper qualifications to be decontaminated. If not, the doors will unlock and open, and an automated voice will ask for the subject to exit out of the pod. If the subject needs decontamination, gases will be sprayed within the pod. Next, SCP-XXXX will spray water and other cleansing products that have been classified as non-anomalous. Next, more gases will be sprayed, followed by a drying process. When the subject has been cleared, the doors will unlock and open.

It is unknown how SCP-XXXX forms its products or gets its water. Researches and engineers have inspected the functions of SCP-XXXX and haven't found the source of the liquids. A report has been filed to the Administrative Department to reconsider SCP-XXXX as an explained SCP rather than a safe, considering that the unknown source of the water or other products are the only aspects that give SCP-XXXX its classification.

Although SCP-XXXX isn't similar in any way to other anomalies, it should still be noted that all containment procedures are to be followed under all circumstances.

Addendum-4000-A: Class-D personnel were exposed to SCP-008. They were taken to SCP-XXXX for testing. Decontamination was successful, leading to further speculation of relationships between SCP-XXXX and SCP-500.

Addendum-4000-B: SCP-500 was placed within SCP-XXXX. SCP-500 disappeared after the decontamination process.

Title: The Chaos Insurgency: A Survivor's Tale

Salutations, doctor. Yes, I am who you think I am. Sit down, we have a lot to discuss. Here, have some coffee. Would you like a bagel? No? Alright then. But before we get started, I need you to fill out this form. I just need you to sign it. It's not a waiver, it's just letting you know that this orientation should be kept to yourself. It's not confidential, but I'd prefer if you keep it to yourself. You can consider this orientation… one that only specialized people get. Here's a pen to sign your name.

Alright, thank you. Remember that form, you'll need to. Now, since you know who I am, I'm certainly sure you know my history. I was a senior researcher, director, security officer, and a lot more. But my time hasn't always been spent within the SCP Foundation. I mean, my loyalties have always been towards the Foundation. I've just been in a weird situation once or twice. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. No? I guess I'll have to explain it to you.

I was once a test subject of the Chaos Insurgency. You see, there was a time where the Chaos Insurgency really pushed us back during a raid. At this point in time, I was a security officer. Me and some other men were fighting one of the squads of insurgents. Apparently, we were stupid enough to engage with men that were heavily armored and equipped in weapons. I was shot in multiple areas, causing me to collapse from extreme pain.

I lay on the metallic floor, blood gushing out of my arm and chest. The extreme pain forced me to lay still on the hard, cold floor. I was starting to lose my breath. I started breathing faster, trying to gasp for as much oxygen as possible. I couldn't see a thing. It was either blurred figures or the emptiness of the dark. I believe it was a command officer, I couldn't tell. He was a damned blurred figure to me. I think he pulled out a pistol that shot me.

I expected to find myself in Heaven or Hell. Instead, I found myself wrapped with bandages all stained with blood. Light poured down from above, causing me to wince at the brightness. The bed was just a metal bench with a worn down cloth. Man, so much for inhumane activity, I thought. I slowly sat up, trying to avoid any more injuries or pain. The side of my chest was throbbing with pain, my arm was sore from stabs. I couldn't tell which was injured and which wasn't. My whole body was in pain, and there was nothing I could do about it.

I heard an announcement over the intercom. "All TS personnel, curfew has been lifted. The cell doors will be opening shortly." I looked around the room and heard the door open. It was nothing surprising, but I still experienced the feeling. Outside the doorway, I saw multiple people walking out of different cells. I studied each person, carefully examining the black uniforms with the white armband with a certain number. On the back of the uniform, I saw the Chaos Insurgency symbol. It took me a minute to realize the situation I've put myself in.

Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm a Test Subject of the Chaos Insurgency? I looked at my arm to examine the armband. On the armband, the text written on it shown "103928". I had assumed that was my unique ID number. The Chaos Insurgency is just as bad as Nazi Germany, I thought. They weren't exactly going on a genocide, but they weren't exactly the most ethical organization I could think of. An armored guard walked over to me, holding his rifle in one hand.

"TS-103928, step out of your cell." I followed his orders, and hesitantly walked out of the cell. He walked back to the door. Once again, an intercom announcement was heard. TS-103917 to TS-103953, please proceed to the classification zone. I looked at my armband, and my number was within the range. I saw a swarm of subjects walking to a certain area, so I followed. As I entered the room, we were put into 5 different lines. I was put into Line 3.

When I got to the front of the line, I was given a form to fill out. Even now, I can remember what it asked me. In fact, the very form I filled out was the one I stole. Here, take a good look at the form. Just don't share it with anyone else.

CHAOS INSURGENCYTEST SUBJECT INFORMATION FORM

Please fill out all forms of this paper with the proper information. If you've been caught filling in the wrong information, you will be subject to priority for testing or termination through the [REDACTED] Procedure.

NAME:████████

ID CODE:103928

AGE:██

DATE OF BIRTH:██/09/████

OTHER RELEVANT INFORMATION:I was an █████ of the ██████████████. I was ████████ during ██████ on ██/██/████. I surrendered myself to ██████████ and will ████.

██████████FOR TABULATOR USE ONLY██████████

FOUNDATION RELATED:Yes

PROPER RECORDS:████

CLASSIFICATION:Classification - 3, Sector ████

POTENTIAL THREAT:Yes

IF ANSWERED YES, REASON:He is ██████ and related to the Foundation. If ██████, he could easily ████████. Requesting for ████████ as soon as possible.

TABULATOR SIGNATURE:████████████

As you can see, the Chaos Insurgency has a rather complicated system for filing their test subjects. Our system for recording Class-D personnel is rather easy. I'm surprised that the Chaos Insurgency has still survived even with this system.

You broke the 4th Wall!Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Thaumiel, and we really need to kill this thing

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J should just be kept within the borders of the 4th wall. And it should be surrounded by the following:

10 copies of reports on reality benders

Researcher ████████'s [EXPLETIVE]

Former Site-[-(-23)]

Comics breaking the forth wall

Anything else related to the forth wall

Failure to meet these requirements will probably lead to the worst XK-Class Scenario ever. So be prepared to have your fucking head turn into a bagel. Or worse, turning the fictional SCP Foundation into reality, and somehow many people finding out about its appearance into this world.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is the concept of the 4th wall that really spiked up in popularity during the 21st century. Simple enough, the concept of the 4th wall was developed as a joke, well, a harmless joke. Because of this seemingly growth in popularity, many researchers have hypothesized an XK-Class Scenario. Researcher ████████ theorized that the 4th wall concept will really break the 4th wall, bringing objects that were once fiction into reality. If you didn't notice, Researcher ████████ is going nuts. But he doesn't exist, so what can we do about it? And there's SCP-XXXX-J's anomalous effects; causing others to break the 4th wall.

You know, I don't understand why this is classified as thaumiel if others not part of the Foundation can simply read this document with a click of a button. I mean, after all, this is just a website. Oh god, I don't understand why at the time of writing this, I'm at the site that houses SCP-XXXX-J. Literally, all personnel at Site-[-(-23)] break the 4th wall no matter the current state. But they don't exist, so why do I talk about them. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, does this even have any relevance to this whole genre whatsoever? No, it's a joke SCP.

Actually, kill me. This 4th wall paradox is nothing but trouble for all of us. So I think we should create some amnestics to deal with the anomalous effects. But once again, NONE OF IT FUCKING EXISTS.

Addendum-XXXX-A: Researcher ████████ died from a loss of his finger.

Addendum-XXXX-B: Turns out that Researcher ████████ was an instance of SCP-XXXX-J.

Addendum-XXXX-C: Site-[-(-23)] activated its warheads. SCP-XXXX-J survived and infested its anomalous effects within the nearby populations.

Addendum-XXXX-D: We're screwed…

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:Euclid Keter/Thaumiel

Secured Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored within its original place of discovery, surrounded by a 50m by 50m fence surrounding the area. Constant surveillance is to be kept for trespassers and other unauthorized personnel. Nearby Site-██ is to be responsible of maintaining security. Mobile Task Force Omega-30 "Creation" is to be in charge of recontainment or maintaining containment of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX has been classified as a potential XK-Class End-of-the-World Scenario, and to prevent such catastrophe requires extensive security. As a result, Protocol 0-Armageddon has been created.

SCP-XXXX is to be given leftover Class-D Personnel at least once a week. In the scenario that Site-██ runs out of Class-D, the Selection Procedure is to take place. The procedure will randomly pick personnel with a clearance of 1 or lower to be fed to SCP-XXXX. This includes all Class-E personnel as well. Through further debate, it'll soon be determined whether the Ethics Committee allows for this protocol to remain.

It has been proven that SCP-XXXX cannot be fully contained, along with its anomalous effects. To prevent any XK-Class Scenarios, personnel below the clearance of Level-2 who've made direct contact or visual contact with SCP-XXXX are to be administered with Class-A amnestics before returning back to regular duties. Personnel who speak of SCP-XXXX are to be terminated as soon as possible to prevent data leaks.

Description:

DO NOT REMOVE

SCP-XXXX's appearance is somewhat unknown. Although we have visual evidence of its appearance, each piece of evidence has either been forgotten or destroyed because of SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects and nature. The cameras set up to watch SCP-XXXX barely function. Any other forms of viewing SCP-XXXX have been destroyed or fail to function.

As a result, we can only guess what SCP-XXXX looks like. Personnel who have come back from SCP-XXXX claim they've seen something magnificent, like another dimension. Something far from the reach of our reality or our knowledge. But what we can infer is that what SCP-XXXX holds, what it can do, is far from our knowledge and can cause some serious problems to all of humanity, good and bad. SCP-XXXX is an XK-Class Scenario. And if there's anything we can do, it's that we do what we've always done.

I can't say we can't prevent what SCP-XXXX does, it's just temporary. If you're reading this, you know why you're here. You want to know what SCP-XXXX is and why it's such a problem. Realize that SCP-XXXX might be nonexistent. Who knows. Maybe we could propose such an idea to get a better understanding of SCP-XXXX. But I doubt it'd do any help.

Dr. █████: Hello, D-81923. Let's make this interview quick. I don't want to take forever just like you don't want to as well. Now, what is it that you find so magnificent about SCP-XXXX?

D-81923(Incomprehensible mumbling)

Dr. █████: Can you please speak up?

D-81923:(Subject remains quiet, then speaks) Everything about it is… so bright. I saw the ones I loved. The ones that I hated. But I didn't hate them. I loved them. Then there was the creator. The creator was… there. It was with us. It was me. It was you. It was everything. It was nothing. It was the creator.

Dr. █████:(Jots down a few notes) Uh huh. Who is this "creator" you speak of?

D-81923:(Subject looks up at the doctor) It's indescribable.

Dr. █████: Look, I don't have time for this. Just give me a set answer then-

D-81923:(Subject's left eye begins to bleed) It was everything! Don't you get it? It was everything and nothing at once. I can't describe it. It was something I loved, something I hated, something I looked up to, something I look down at. It was… It was the creator.