CALLER: No. But what’s interesting is, you know, I have malpractice insurance, and they tell me that the average dental claim is $50,000. So it’s funny that Kucinich is going for three times that amount.

RUSH: What does that tell you?

CALLER: (laughing) It tells you that he’s an elitist. And I think it’s funny because I’ve had people come in, and I think the most I’ve ever charged someone, and I mean doing a full mouth reconstruction —

RUSH: Yeah.

CALLER: — $22,000.

RUSH: Twenty-two grand for a full mouth reconstruction?

CALLER: Yes. And that’s roughly a thousand dollars a crown. You do 20 crowns.

RUSH: You need to move to New York, even Palm Beach. You’d get 22 grand a tooth!

CALLER: Well, yeah, I know, I need to be your dentist and move down there.

RUSH: No. (laughing) I’m trying to figure out why you sue the cafeteria. It must have been that the olive was sold to him as pitted?

CALLER: Oh, no. I mean obviously they put something dangerous in his food.

RUSH: Yeah, it’s over an olive pit. So he’s suing the cafeteria over an olive pit which means he obviously thought he was chowing down on a pitted olive.

CALLER: Yeah. He said that it contained a dangerous substance.

RUSH: Oh, the pit?

CALLER: The sandwich, and that’s why he’s suing.

RUSH: Dangerous substance. Hmm.

CALLER: It’s funny that he claims —

RUSH: Well, all I know is, ladies and gentlemen, I was nowhere near there when it happened.

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RUSH: Here are the details, by the way, on the Dennis Kucinich story. He’s ‘filed a legal complaint Wednesday in D.C. Superior Court, spelling out the case in chilling detail: The wrap was ‘unwholesome and unfit for human consumption, in that it was represented to contain pitted olives, yet unknown to plaintiff contained an unpitted olive.”

I knew it. So he chomped down into what he thought was a — I’ll bet you Kucinich thinks that the pimento in the olive is grown there. What do you think?