FACT: Having run out of ammunition during
a hunting trip, Sarah Palin once took down a moose using a beauty pageant tiara
as a boomerang.

FACT:
Sarah Palin once won a beauty contest talent competition by killing and skinning
a caribou in front of the judges, and making a dress from the pelt,
wearing which she proceeded to win the evening gown competition.

FACT: Sarah Palin once left a moose head
in the bed of a corrupt Republican official, and purposely left bloody high-heel
footprints all the way back to the governor's mansion.

FACT: Sarah and Todd Palin caught Moby
Dick while out fishing for salmon. Sarah Palin clubbed him to death like a
baby seal, and they lived for two years off the proceeds.

FACT: Sarah Palin won her governor's seat by
shooting her opponent the incumbent with a bow and arrow, and serving him up to
constituents cooked up with a delicious moose stew recipe. Later, she
staked his head on a post in the Aleutian Islands as a message to the Russians.

young 2 year old Sarah Louise Heath with a couple of shrimp

Half the reason McCain chose Palin was because she made a name
for herself as a reformer by battling the corrupt state Republican machinery,
most of all the evil Ted Stevens at the top of that heap. I don't know of very
many pictures of politicians having to pretend to make nice less convincing than
this.