FirstNationalBastard:CommiePuddin: My daughter pulled the power to my cable box. I can't order the PPV until the guide repopulates.

This sucks.

Just remember... the crippler crossface is not good or proper parenting.

I call this "Wrestlemania ruining" age. When my son was this age, he poured two ounces of milk into the cable box, which shorted out just as Aretha was getting into America the Beautiful* with several friends over. We wound up chasing the show across the county, winding up at a Hooters and a sketchy house in Alexandria. It took me two years to talk people into coming to the house to watch wrestling again.

I didn't kill him, I won't kill her.

* It makes me happy that America the Beautiful has become a tradition at Wrestlemania.

I am stealing Wrestlemania because instead of a tag title defense we're getting a Divas Match, probably an hour and a half worth of not-wrestling-but-talking and a "Don't forget about these other 20 guys on the roster" clusterfark. I don't believe that you will provide me with $55 of entertainment.

Instead I will buy a CM Punk best in the world T-shirt, because he is the only reason I have any interest in your product at all right now.

If you job him tonight I will probably only pretend to watch while I complain about your product in the weekly Fark and Reddit threads.