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Can’t Touch This & a Book List

Ok, everyone is crazy. Your crazy may or may not be my kind of crazy. I just reviewed the search terms some people have used to find this locale lately. Wow. I can say with certainty, these folks are Not My Kind of Crazy (NMKC). And a few have a real struggle spelling. And a few others are clearly insane. You decide:

“I’m so hungry I could eat a hores” – assuming you meant “horse” and we don’t eat those here

“Hours in a dress spanking” – sounds most uncomfortable and s-t-r-a-n-g-e

“Droll chicken” – have yet to encounter an amusingly odd chicken but I like the reference to “droll” because it sounds so Oscar Wilde

“Dentist crowns my mouth pantyhose” – just gonna jump right out and say that mouth and pantyhose do not belong together, period

“What does it mean when a fox poops on your doorstep?” – it means a fox pooped on your doorstep

“Grandma in her coffin” – while this is sick freak material, a mandatory Halloween hall pass has been issued

“I am not an ATM” – nor am I

“Starling poops on your head” – wash hair ASAP

“Two trees chasing a dog” – WTH?

“When we go down, we go down fighting” – ok

“Madame Poot” – sorry, NMKC

“Throw some water on me” – ok

“Good looks a factor in love” – bet you are deep as a pie pan

“Is Temple St. Clair a bitch?” – she designs the most beautiful jewelry ever, am clueless regarding her temperament

ENOUGH. Let’s talk books! Have been reading more lately – rah!

Already Home by Susan Mallery – read this in advance uncorrected proof version, usually don’t read this sort of book but it was good!

Inspirations, Selections from Classic Literature by Paulo Coelho – still reading, good

It’s All About the Dress by Vicky Tiel – still reading only because I’ve yet to find out about the damn dress; someone forgot to spellcheck as well as write about anything other than 1960’s celebrities

Apologize, Apologize by Elizabeth Kelly – will start on this one as soon as I find out about damn dress (see above)