SNL Transcripts: James Van Der Beek: 01/16/99

January 16th, 1999James Van Der BeekEverlastNoneNoneLarry Flynt at the White HouseSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) and Larry Flynt (Horatio Sanz) are honored to meet each other at the White House.Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Larry Flynt, Hillary Clinton.Transcript

MontageNote: With Don Pardo out sick, Darrell Hammond steps into the announcer’s booth to assume the role of the legendary announcer. Hammond resurfaces as Pardo during the monologue and the announcements for next week’s show.

Teeny Weenies!Summary: Thanks to the wonders of modern science, a trio of would-be mothers (Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon, Ana Gasteyer) can have all the premature babies they want – some of them even in working condition!Transcript

National Spelling Bee ChampionshipSummary: Spelling bee emcee (Will Ferrell) fumbles through the championships after losing the cards with the words on them.Transcript