Rated: M – for
nudity, sexual situations and enough innuendo to make you think it
was palpable.

Disclaimer: Any
relation to existing proper nouns, fictional or otherwise is
completely coincidental… unless it isn't. In which case, I don't
own it.

Titan's Info

Beast Boy – Age:
17 – Height: 5'9"

Other than a nice
little growth spurt shooting him to the position of 3rd
tallest team member, he looks mostly the same. He, however, has
become a slight bit more mature… emphasis on the word "slight."
Another difference is that he has learned how to make copies of
himself and has gained a slight fetish from this new skill.

Raven – Age: 17 –
Height: 5'4"

Now the shortest member
of the team, Raven makes up for what she's lacking in height with
other perky parts. She's learned how to show more emotion without
causing harm to those around her but still hasn't fully embraced
this new ability. She has also discovered a new power which enables
her, not only to read other's emotions, but also to manipulate; or
even negate them.

Robin – Age: 18 –
Height: 5'7"

The only real
difference to the ex-boy wonder is a small increase in height and an
acceptance of the fact that he's not god. Plus, he's finally gone
steady with Starfire.

Starfire – Age: 18
– Height: 5'10"

The Tamaranian princess
has gone through a second chrysalis stage, leaving her as the 2nd
tallest member of the team as well as enhancing the strength of her
starbolts and eyebolts nearly ten-fold.

Cyborg – Age: 20 –
Height: 6'4"

He's still basically
the same ol' Cy. The only real differences come from a couple of
upgrades here and there.

Jinx – Age: 16 –
Height: 5'5"

After the defeat of the
Brotherhood of Evil, Jinx, at the advice of Kid Flash, decided to
join the Titans. She formed a quick friendship with Raven and has
settled in quite nicely. Cyborg occasionally tries to get into her
pants, but she's quite loyal to Kid Flash… whether he seems to be
at times or not…

A/N: This fic
shall be in third person POV, and against what the title states,
shall focus more on Raven than Beast Boy.

Chapter 1: Good
Morning Jump City!

Beast Boy shot out of
bed with a start at the sound of his alarm. He looked around
frantically, still half asleep until he realized what had interrupted
his slumber.

"Stupid thing…"
he muttered, picking the dastardly machine up to look at the time.
"Who the hell sets their alarm for 7:23?" With a dismissive shake
of his head and a flick of his wrist; sending the clock out the
window and into the bay to spend the rest of its time with its
despised brethren, Garfield Logan, aka. Beast Boy, was began to
prepare for the day ahead.

Beast Boy just couldn't
seem to focus on where he was going. He was simply too exhausted. He
could only hope that a cold shower would snap him out of it. He did
not want to spend this day of all days dragging himself
around in a state of lethargy. 'I don't know how, but I'm
going to find a way to turn morning into a living being and kill it…
maybe Rae can help…'

His disgruntled
thoughts were interrupted abruptly by a collision with something
hard. He wondered if he'd walked into another wall, but scratched
that idea when the obstruction gave way to him and he fell on top of
it.

"Umph" Raven
grunted, trying with all she had to right herself, but only
succeeding in giving the hair of whoever she'd walked into a sharp
tug.

Now on the floor, the
two were able to recover their senses and see who'd been the cause
of their misfortune.

"Beast Boy?" Raven
asked with a raised eyebrow. 'Why is it always him?'

"Oh… sorry Rae…"
Beast Boy muttered, pulling her back to her feet and smoothing out a
wrinkle that had formed on one of her sleeves.

She was about to push
his hand away when she finally got a look at his current attire… or
lack thereof.

She actually went slack
jawed. She could see that all he was in was a pair of green boxers
which could only be identified as existing by the fact that they
blocked what made him anatomically correct. She found herself staring
at his chest. Although slim and almost feminine in his well known
spandex, an obvious sixpack and small yet not too small pecs greeted
her. She wondered arbitrarily where his nipples were but noticed that
they were located under a soft layer of fur. That was another
shocker. She never knew he was furry. It would explain why he's
shaving his face all the time.

She continued to
examine his body and noticed that he didn't even have his gloves
on. 'Claws? That's kinky…' Raven found herself
thinking at complete random. It was at about this time that she
realized that she was staring, and felt her face heat up with a
blush.

She looked nervously up
at Beast Boy's face to see him covering his face with one eye
peeking out from behind the raised arm. "Beast Boy? What's
wrong?"

He just stood there,
seeming to be tensed for some sort of attack. But finally, he lowered
the arm. "Y-you're not gonna kill me?"

She just stared at him
for a second before asking "Why would I kill you?"

He seemed to relax a
bit more before responding. "Well… umm… I kinda knocked you
down or something and when I apologized… you just kinda stared at
me."

It was at this point
that they each noticed that the other was holding a towel. "Thinking
what I'm thinking?" Beast Boy asked, reverting to his normal
mischievous nature.

"Beast Boy" Raven
began calmly but with a slight exhalation. "I'm not going to take
a shower with you and you can stop asking any day now." Raven then
smirked at him a little before continuing. "And anyways, can't
you just get one of your little clone things to join you?

Beast Boy began to
radiate an odd purplish brown color from his normally green cheeks
and got an extremely uncomfortable look on his face. "C'mon Rae,
can't you at least hold back on stuff like that on my birthday?"

"I really need to
stop thinking out loud" Raven replied calmly. "That's what that
was." Her view finally returned to Beast Boy's towel and she
spoke once more before turning to leave. "You can have the first
shower."

"Don't tell me
that's your present!" Beast Boy said loudly.

Raven stopped walking
and said "Of course not, you just smell bad." She turned her head
to eye Beast Boy one last time over her shoulder. "Anyways, my
present's way better than that."

A short while later,
Beast Boy found himself in the shower, just finishing rinsing his
hair. With the important part done, and him smelling like freshly cut
spring flowers spewn over a babbling brook in the middle of August
with a hint of lemon, he decided to take Rae's earlier advice.

Closing his eyes, Beast
Boy focused shortly on the image of his own form, much like he would
when returning to human form from an animal transformation. He then
opened his to find an exact copy of himself staring blankly back at
him.

He smiled slightly to
himself as he recalled how he'd discovered this power. It had
caused its fair share of difficulties for the team and the city as a
whole. He had quickly learned how to control the willfulness of his
clones after the time when he'd made one that had tried to kill him
and take his place.

And so, Beast Boy
fulfilled his recently discovered fetish right there in the Titan's
main bathroom.

A/N: Okay, I
ended the chapter there for two reasons. Firstly, it simply seemed
like a good place to do so. Secondly, I wanted to get the general
response to it before I started getting really into it.

I know I didn't have
anything about this in my profile, but it was just a burst of
inspiration and teenage boy-ness. So, expect it to be as, if not
more, kinky as "Why Superheroes Shouldn't Drink".

Signed,

The
Cheese!

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