Star Wars: The Original Trilogy Scented Candle Sets

This series of scented Star Wars candles features 5-piece sets corresponding to each of the films in the original Star Wars trilogy: A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. The collections, which contain some...puzzling...choices of scents to burn, are released as limited editions, so if you want to light up your room with aromas of Jabba's Palace, Bantha Milk, and the Inside of a Tauntaun, better get 'em while they're hot.

Star Wars: A New Hope Candle Set

I love Star Wars as much as the next guy, especially the OG trilogy, and I mean no disrespect to Chewbacca, but...a candle the burns out wafts of Wookiee? Or Trash Compactor and X-Wing Cockpit (which has gotta smell like a mix of farts and the inside of a boxing glove)? Are these candles collector's items for fans or another type of prank candle?

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi Candle Set

Return of the Jedi caps off the original Star Wars trilogy, and this 15-strong candle collection with scents of Rancor, Sarlacc Pit, Jabba’s Palace, Ewok, and the Death Star Destroyed. In the end, the Rebels may have won the war, but the assault continues on our noses. For at least 10 hours of burn time per candle.

While I would prefer a wax color more masculine than pink, I--What? Pink is the color of unconditional love and nurturing? Oh. OK, Mama.--I guess my mama likes pink. Yep... Working from home today... Anyway, I applaud...

WTF does using the term "WTF" in reference to a candle mean? In a nutshell: "Mmmm, this smells incredible! Just like the apple pie my grandma used to make with the shortbread crust and the...gaaaaasssspppp!. W...T...F...is...

Huh. I woulda thought scented candles would be something they'd make to cover up the smell of McDonald's Quarter Pounders in your home. But I guess that's if you're making candles for wives and mamas who don't want aromas...

Diamond Candles makes candles (duh) with embedded diamonds (du...really?) Each candle is guaranteed to contain a sparkly ring for its burner to discover as the wax diminishes. Granted, they're not all diamonds, and they're...

This dragon doesn't breathe fire. He blinks it. With a romantic flicker. And in a big way. The Dragon's Eye Candle Holder is a ceramic sculpture that measures almost 2' across. You can place a candle up to the task of...

Man Cans. Scented candles for men. No. For Men. Endorsed by Thor, Indiana Jones, and the Dos Equis guy. This one smells like a spent shotgun shell. At $9.50, it also smells like I'm done looking for a Father's Day gift...

How precious. A floating puff of plant with an LED light at its end. Though overpriced by a factor of 8, the Torch Plant Light Botanical Candle is a clever centerpiece designed by Japan's Pianta x Stanza to look like...

Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...

Need a gift for your girlfriend? These Zodiac Scented Candles are a sign! From Brands Banned, the aromatic wax mood setters come in sodie-can-style glass jars, with astrological sign insights printed as if they were nutritional...

Yank Me Candles are terrific gag or white elephant gifts in the vein of WTF Prank Candles, but with a different kind of blood pulsing through them. The latter have delightful sounding names, such as Apple Pie, on the...