Beanz Meanz War

It can’t be the rent boy President who is pushing the USA to war with Russia over Ukraine can it? He’s the peacemaker and joybringer after all, the great conciliator whose skin colour along was going to make us forget our differences and all join hands and sing Kumbaya. So as Vladimir Putin remains intransigent about Russia’s claims to Ukraine, who exactly is propelling the push to war?.

It can’t be little William Hague, he hasn’t got the balls; or Francoise Hollande, he’s too busy with his many mistresses. That leaves only one possible candidate US Secretary of State, the Scooby Doo villain lookalike John Kerry.

Let’s get this straight, right? Last week the USA sent Kerry to negotiate a peace settlement and Kerry told Russsia if the Crimea independence referendum goes ahead there will be consequences. The United States tells us is all for democracy and democracy is about voting and making sure the majority rules. If a majority in Crimea votes to align itself with Russia because most Crimeans have an affinity for Russia, the United States and the United Nations, the latter sitting on the lap of the former, will decide democracy is illegal. And then there will be war.

Yesterday Estonian Defense Minister Urmas Reinsalu said hes sure Russia plans to invade Ukraine. This was carried uncritically and sans any objective examination by the corporatist establishment media in the United States. Ukra ine has admitted there are no Russian troops on the border poised to strike but the US Administration chooses to behave as if Reinsalu is Putin’s official messenger. And who is the loudest rattler of the US sabre? John Kerry.

What does Kerry have to gain from war you might well ask.

It is traditional in US futures markets that the run up to war causes a spike in the price of pork bellied and beans. And what business is the source of John Kerry’s billionaire wife?

“I would have gotten away with it too if you pesy bloggers hadn’t stuck your noses in”

UPDATE – 17 March
Interesting to not that stock markets in London and New Yorn opened sharply up this morning. As Milo Minderbender in Catch 22 said, “War is good for business.”

2 Responses to “Beanz Meanz War”

Uncle Sam’s time-honoured perpetual war blood lust is historically driven by the US arms industry. Now that Iraq and Afghanistan are no longer providing a decently profitable killing field for their killing machines and their feed ( ammo ), maybe it’s deemed the right time to move on to Ukrainian pastures anew.

What a lying devious piece of shit that Kerry is, in all his 57 varieties.