LE

We should all be grateful they weren't armed. If the unarmed clowns can mistake a white stick for a katana think what a bunch of half-trained and armed ones could do. Maybe even fight their way completely out of a wet paper bag!

I have a theory that, while the battles the British fight may differ in the widest possible way, they have invariably two common characteristics - they are fought uphill and always at the junction of two or more map sheets.