That’s Stephanie Seymour Trying On Lingerie

Here are photographs that someone questionably took of Stephanie Seymour trying on lingerie with her husband Peter Brant which I then posted on the Internet for fun and profit while wearing pajama pants thousands of miles away in Bullshit, Pennsylvania because America has its moments. As for the more important question of where’s Boner Boy, who the hell do you think took these photos? They’re practically trademarked. “Leave me in the car, will you, mother? We’ll just see about.. OH GOD MY PANTS. Every time!”

A buddy and I once developed a tool for ranking attractive older women – I’ll retroactively call it the cougar scale – that involved taking a 1-10 ‘hotness’ rating and multiplying it by a woman’s age. At the time, I believe Elizabeth Hurley and Jennifer Aniston were the top end of it.