Dentist: Why did you leave your last dentist? Patient: When I asked for a recommandation for my yellow teeth, he said to wear brown ties.

Dentist : It is 5 o’clock. Can you scream very loudly as if you were in pain? Patient : Why? Dentist : I have a first date with a very sexy woman. With all the patients in the waiting room, I will be late.

Patient : How much to extract a tooth? Dentist : 150$ Patient : So much money for a few seconds of work? Dentist : If you prefer, I can pull it very slowly.