She was voted "Most Likely to Fail Miserably at a CFL Halftime Promotion and Humiliate Myself" in high school so she should have seen it coming.

By: alumnigonzo

08.28.2007 @ 12:03 PM

I did not expect to laugh as hard as I did at that.

That being said, spun around and blindfolded are also, respectively, what she and a man need to do the first time they have sex.

By: Weed Against Speed

08.28.2007 @ 12:06 PM

@alumnigonzo: He would also have to roll her in flour and find the wet spot. Otherwise he might be screwing one of her rolls.

By: SOtired

08.28.2007 @ 12:17 PM

And, let's not forget deaf also. But you gotta admit, she's carries some good speed for a big girl.

By: Chinaski

08.28.2007 @ 12:40 PM

In-N-Out Burger just slapped the franchise tag on her.

By: Aaron

08.28.2007 @ 12:42 PM

That's just messed up.

By: matt

08.28.2007 @ 12:42 PM

The fatty fat fat St Louis Cardinals fans have been campaigning for this for years.

"Ima a win us a trip where dey serve pabst out of a golden river carved by the Little River Band"

By: TheCracken

08.28.2007 @ 12:42 PM

It's great there at the end all the cheerleaders standing there with no desire to help prevent the fat chick from running into a wall. Cheerleaders have always been so generous to me, I'm surprised at their apparent lack of concern for her well being.

By: Kennedy

08.28.2007 @ 12:44 PM

Overweight? Check.

Runs pretty decent for a fatty? Check.

Can't find the endzone? Check.

Are we sure this isn't a Jared Lorenzen video?

By: twoeightnine

08.28.2007 @ 1:58 PM

Barefoot and fat is no way to go through a wall.

By: alumnigonzo

08.28.2007 @ 2:10 PM

@Kennedy

You can tell it's not Lorenzen because the skinny special needs brother of someone who has actually won the halftime contest didn't try it first

By: Fucking Motherfucker

08.28.2007 @ 2:47 PM

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGOOOOOOSSSSSSS

By: Fucking Motherfucker

08.28.2007 @ 2:48 PM

(you have to be Canadian to understand)

By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

08.28.2007 @ 2:56 PM

Haha. Good stuff. Run, Black Forrest Gateau, run.

By: Marty Moose

08.28.2007 @ 7:26 PM

I think I saw some bleachers begin to split open …Candlestick Park all over again!!!! The only thing that would have made that better is to make her run topless…… ah yea !!!

By: Vercillo10

08.29.2007 @ 12:51 AM

Finally my country and its crappy version of football is good for something, a kudos and a +1 for Rob and his Yakety Saxin' ways…

By: ArgoFan

08.30.2007 @ 10:57 PM

You fools have no class. Ashley can probably outrun you wanna-be jocks anyway. Bunch of couch-potato video gamer punks living in your Mom's basement, I'm sure. I credit Ashley for supporting her home team and for not being afraid of getting laughed at by fools like you little boys. Get some manners and some class. Or try not to open your fool mouth. Nuff said.