Just because...
I'm paranoid, that doesn't mean they're not out to get me...
Just because...
I'm ugly, that doesn't mean I'm not evil and nasty.
Just because...
the government is grabbing more power and ignoring the Constitution, that doesn't mean they aren't respecting our rights...
Just because...
Barack was born in Somalia and has never been "naturalized", that doesn't mean he's not a natural born American citizen...
Just because...
Joe Biden can't put a few words together to make a meaningful statement, that doesn't mean he's stupid...

Nah, it could be a bagel and and a schmear, French toast, oatmeal, or even some mornings, a double jalapeno burger with onion rings.
It's whatever I eat when I get up.
But whatever is served, there better be a pot of brown sludge or a jug of Florida Sunshine to go with it.

If I am served "cereal" for breakfast, there better be some eggs and bacon next to it.

Hmmm, bacon cereal. Ok. If anyone, and I mean ANYONE makes bacon cereal, I'd better be named in the patent.
I've got a lawyer.
Ok. He won't be out until 2016, and should be reinstated but, hey, I'll get you!

Bacon and eggs or sausage and pancakes (can sub waffles for pancakes). Never sausage and eggs or bacon and pancakes. Ham or steak may be substituted for bacon to go with eggs, but never for the sausage, they do not go with pancakes or waffles. I prefer to cook all these things myself, almost no restaurant that I have been to knows how to scramble eggs properly.