And before you ask, no--none of 'em are April Fool's jokes, if you can believe it!

1.The panty quilt.

Let's start with the weirdest of 'em all: This guy who made a quilt from 58 pairs of women's panties. There's an interview with him in the video above describing his, uh, inspiration for the piece—though we've watched it a few times, and we're still scratching our heads. Any thoughts, ladies? At least he's discriminating about his fabric choices.

2. The "C-string."

While we're on the topic of insane underwear news, did you catch Tracey's post about the "C-string?" You have to see this (it's kinda NSFW, just a warning!). Yep, the G-string is old news—how terrified of pantylines must one be to wear this contraption, I wonder? Ouch!

3. £1300 horse hoof shoes.

Feet are so last season. All the rage now? Horse hooves. OK, not exactly, but these pairs of ankle- and knee-length horse hoove shoes with a carbon-fiber hoove and 5,000 individual horse hairs compose these wacky shoes...that will set you back the equivalent of more than $2,000.

4. Kobi Levi's Madonna-inspired shoes.

We've showed you some of Israeli shoe designer Kobi Levi's hilarious, nutty designs before, but these really caught our eye: the "Blonde Ambition" shoe, inspired by Madonna's tour. Yes, these shoes have a blonde ponytail, a microphone and a corset—well, that's one way to stand out at an audition...if you can stand in 'em, that is.

__5. Alberto Guardiani's lipstick heels.

__Shoes with a ponytail not your kind of glam? Well, how about ones with tubes of lipstick for the heels? Enter Alberto Guardiani's outrageously show-stopping design; you makeup addicts will only have to shell out nearly $500 for these. (Think of how much real makeup you could buy with five hundred clams!)

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