A
couples
maid
asked
for a
pay
increase.
The wife
was very
upset
about
this

and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?Maria:Well, Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.Wife: Who said you iron better than me?Maria:Your husband says so.

Wife: Oh.Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?Maria: Your husband did.Wife: Oh.Maria:The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.Wife: (really furious now) Did my husband say that as well?Maria: No Seņora... the gardener did.Wife: So how much do you want?