Take a leisurely stroll around the walled city of Intramuros with me. Together we shall analyze old Manila’s architecture, culture, and society as we snack on candies under the canopy of a tropical tree. It’s Philippine history as you’ve never experienced before. You’ll laugh. You will cry. You will learn something that you never knew before. There will also be flowers, sweets, laughter, and carriage rides. Promise.

Disclaimer: This is geo-political stand up comedy – slash – performance art in the guise of a “walking tour.”

March 2018: My tours do not discriminate against age, gender, skin colour, taste in music or politicians. However, I am adamantly against bigots, humourless characters, corrupt politicians, and hostile governments who try to steal my fish. So as of this month, Walk This Way will not entertain any government employee/diplomat from the People’s Republic of China. If President Duterte doesn’t have the guts to tell you all that stealing our islands in the West Philippine Sea is an act of aggression, an act against UNCLOS ruling, and just sheer unacceptable behaviour, than I’ll do it personally. Regular Chinese nationals who are not part of the PRC government machine are welcome of course. Thank you.

Kindly look for our representative Ms. Juvy Verdadero at the entrance of Fort Santiago. You may pay for your tickets upon arrival if you haven’t bought them online. We also can exchange foreign currency. Sadly, we do not have a credit card terminal. We issue official receipts of course.

Well-behaved dogs on leashes with well behaved owners who pick their poop are allowed on tour.

Schedules are subject to change without prior notice. Please do reserve ahead of time for the tour schedule you will attend.

Kindly call or message to confirm if tour pushes through during stormy weather. If I’m not available, here’s a list of my recommended tour guides for those of you who need an alternative.