As part of a recent attempt to seal a sponsorship agreement with Nivea, Colin was asked why he AFC Didsbury deserved to be picked to receive England coaching:

"Formed in 2010 by the young Adam Musson who's tactical awareness and almost arrogant coaching style added with his exceptional organisation and discipline that he seems to hold over of his men, AFC Didsbury seem to effortlessly emulate the playing styles of football that a young Musson saw whilst watching the great footballing sides of Madrid 60, brazil 70, Dutch 74, and more recently the all conquering Spanish side of 2010"

"AFC Didsbury like to start at the back, with typically uncompromising Italian Style Sunday league defenders but with more than a flavour of Dutch flair, comfortable on the ball and played from the back striding like giants and gliding like planes."

"We move to midfield, where AFCD adopt the 5 man, 3 attack, 1 support and 1 sit, which is almost impossible to counter control (as proven with Didsbury sitting comfortably top of their division in their first year with 2 games in hand, seven points clear with a record of 19 games played, 16 wins, 2 draws and 1 defeat (we all have off days).

"One spectator upon seeing this midfield said: "Words fail to do justice to the beauty with which this midfield knock the ball around.. this is futebol-art, they are blessed with intense creativity and have an ability to distribute the ball to maximum effect which is unparalleled to anything I have ever seen" there were reports that this was Alex Ferguson watching but these have been neither confirmed nor denied."

"Now to comment on our attack... with a paintbrush left and right foot, lending the ball either left or right to the attacking midfield and full backs, this really is the icing on the cake of a groundbreaking new team that will surely one day be added to the list of greats sides that we remember along with Xavi, Ineista and Messi’s Barcelona"

"So you say why do we deserve England coaching???"

"We say maybe you will learn something from us that you could pass on to capello and his boys!!"