I will not be consoled - I have invited the worlds top ten ruthless cunts in history to the mind garden for a crisis meeting - The retribution plan is looking most inventive, served of course with dry ice and rabid foam.

Including the view of loo rolls (or are they kitchen rolls for wiping up vomit ?) is a nice touch. I’d keep the small person further away from the ‘pies’ though. You don’t want social services showing up.