You know what works really well on dogs elbows? Try old fashioned bag balm. It is a salve that farmers have used for years on cows udders. It is protection for the dogs elbows from the elements and may even soften up those calluses.

The dogs make out better than me at Christmas. They are getting 2 huge bags of rawhide flips, greenies, tear stain remover (which they won't be too thrilled over), rawhide retriever rolls for the bigger dogs, plus a new selection of stuffies.

A Basset walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be waited on. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the Ba...