two gay men are playing golf, they step on to the first green to putt and a ball comes flying over nearly hitting them and lands on the green.
one of the men shouts behind him, we are supposed to finish putting first, then they move on.
as they are about to putt on the next green, the same happens again, starting to get angry, one of the men again shouts, we are supposed to finish putting first.
as they are about to putt on the third green, a ball hits one of the men on the head and knocks him to the ground.
his friend goes looking for the person who hit the ball and informs him that he has knocked his friend out and they are going to sue him, he raises his middle finger and says, swivel on that you queer.
he looks over to his friend and shouts, get up quick, he wants to settle out of court.

"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours."
-- Harry S Truman
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-- David Russell
"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
-- Clarence Darrow

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Running over the same old ground ... shorter of breath and one day closer to death.