6/20/2013

A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father. The older man was flabbergasted, chagrined, and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in his ear,

'I never saw such a homely girl. She's got hair on her chin; her eyes are watching each other; and her teeth are crooked.'

6/12/2013

A rep came to a river crossing that looked treacherous so he asked a farmer if it was safe to take his car through.

'Should be,' said the farmer. 'Reckon you'll get through all right.'

The rep started his car and drove into the water. After a short distance he found himself in so deep that the water was running into his windows. Extracting himself from his car, he went back to the farmer and angrily demanded to know why he had said the crossing was safe when the water was so deep.

'Can't understand it at all,' said the farmer. 'The water only came halfway up our ducks.'