Funny T-Shirts

Funny T-Shirts, Sweatpants, and Thou*

Did you know Mike and I own a t-shirt press and two huge embroidery machines? Weird, right? It’s like a sweatshop around here, except instead of seven year-old nimble-fingered kids, we have Mike. And it isn’t just a weird embroidery fetish. We actually have three web stores DoodleSport Dog Gifts and Babies And Childrens Gifts (the irony!) and Tee Shirt T-Shirt for custom orders.

(Hey early holiday buyers: You can get 10% off anything at any of our stores by using the discount code “kidfree” at checkout, because I love my Kid-Free readers best. I mean after my family and dog and vodka and whatnot.)

Anyway, this is why we can also have a Kid-Free Living Funny T-Shirts Store (which I started a long time ago, but then forgot to actually add inventory). I’m finally getting around to adding funny t-shirts and will try to add one or two new funny t-shirts a week. Maybe I’ll call it “Funny T-Shirts Tuesday” or something equally stupid. We heat-press designs on regular tees or “Boobage Tees” – tees cut for women so there is better boobage and tinier waists.

Opportunities for Your Own Funny T-shirts

1. If you’d like something silly embroidered on a personal tee or polo or whatever, let me know and I can do that special for you, like the name of your blog, or your nickname or a fun phrase like I just read at Point Counter-Point Point blog: “Squirrel Fury.” Great for office jokes, spouse pranks, etc. You can see the things we can stitch on at Tee Shirt T-Shirt, but I’ll get you special pricing.

2. If you have something from your blog you’d like turned into a funny t-shirt to sell, let me know and we can work on that with you and put your funny t-shirts on the store for a better percentage than you’d make at Cafe Press. I always wanted this to be a blogger resource.

Latest Funny T-Shirts

Here are the funny t-shirts I’ve added recently, you can click on any of them to be magically transported to the funny t-shirts store.

Oh, and everything is 10% off, too.

I don’t know where were-hamster came from. I just had to make it. It cracked me up.

It’s been brought to my attention that most of my “hamsters” are actually “gerbils” but these were the royalty free rodents I could find and I still think it’s cute.

* Sorry I used the phrase “funny t-shirts” so many times, I think it is obnoxious, but Google likes that sort of thing. Funny t-shirts.

That’s why it took me so long to start adding tees – every day Mike and I would laugh our asses off with what we thought were great ideas, and the next day we’re like “What was it that we thought of that was so funny? I forget…” or, worse, “Wow. That was stupid. What were we thinking….”

Love this website! I wonder if you would be interested in the t-shirt I’ve always wanted to make: a bubble gum pink women’s tee–preferably scoop neck and fitted–with the phrase CHILD-FREE printed in the same sweet/loopy 70s and 80s type once used for the phrase SUGAR-FREE on bubble gum and soda. The same thing would work in black/normal collar for men or anybody who hates pink. 🙂 Also love your “horde of hamsters.” Yet another sorely needed new collective noun designation.

Thanks Amy, I’m looking forward to it! And then I’ll wear it all over the place and put a picture of it on my website and hopefully everyone will want one, including Bill Maher, my favorite child-free comedian. I will buy him one and mail it to him just to make sure, mind you. 😉 Another shirt idea combines trekkies with kid-free living: “Exactly what don’t you get about the Mark of Gideon Episode?!”

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