Here at ZDNet, we put the social in social enterprise, know what I mean?

But seriously, it's part of our jobs to be everywhere. Now that we've knit together our global teams -- did you know we have bureaus in London, New York, Boston, Louisville, San Francisco, Sydney and Singapore? -- you can chat with us at all hours of the day.

List seem short? That's because I left off our impressive array of expert contributors, in the name of relative brevity. (The people listed above are our editors, reporters and principal news writers, most of them staff.) To find those folks, consult our meet the team page.

*Note: I've made up these nicknames entirely independent of those to whom they are applied. They're probably already plotting to kill me.