This may be a first. I’m not sure I’ve ever inducted something for the sheer reason of being nothing more than totally and completely pointless.

What I am about to write about wasn’t neccessarily bad.

It wasn’t offensive.

It didn’t hurt business.

It didn’t make me want to shove my fist through the screen.

Those are generally the prerequisites for an induction. This, though…this is new ground.

An induction due to unabashedly POINTLESSNESS.

Our topic today would be a series of skits WWE aired in the summer of 2007 in which Michelle McCool proudly stated that she was, and I quote, “loving life.” She stated this over and over and over and over. In fact, if you saw the skits originally, I guarantee that you can still hear her words echoing in some repressed corner of your mind, as she explained her bliss in the most simplistic manner possible while doing the most simplistic things possible.

I’ve seriously spent an entire week trying to come up with something, ANYTHING, in wrestling history that served absolutely less of a point. The closest I could come up with was that stupid Karate Fighters toy tournament from the mid 90’s, but even then, I can say, “Well, they were trying to sell toys; it was a promotional thing.”

What on earth was WWE trying to sell here?

MICHELLE MCCOOL’S HAPPINESS?

And make absolutely no mistake about it: this bitch sure loved life.

One week, for instance, we got thrilling footage of Michelle running down the beach. And if you like Michelle, this was no doubt a dream for you. She looked dynamite in her little bikini.

But it wasn’t just eye candy. No sir, we got way more than that, namely…COMMENTARY!

Thanks to her fantastic voice over, we learned the following fascinating facts:

1) Michelle loves running on the sand.

2) She likes the warm sun.

3) She likes a cool breeze.

4) She likes sand in her toes.

5) She likes to have her long legs in front of her. (Which would mean, of course, that half the time she’d be pissed because the running motion dictates that the legs wind up BEHIND you.)

By the way, if you really want to see more, just do a search on YouTube for “Michelle McCool rollerblading.” It’s worth finding it just for the comment from a guy named “m0t0main” who writes, “a shitter skating shit.”

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They were kind of fun annoying though.
I enjoyed Laycool simply because they were Divas with characters that went beyond “nice chick who is also a total whore and proud of it” or “mean whore” or “angry woman who hates pretty women even though she’s just as pretty”.

These were shot literally right after the Benoit tragedy and were basically a ‘LOOK! A KITTEN!!” distraction to the fans. Think about it, WWE has it’s legit lowest moment and suddenly irreverent videos of a hot blonde having fun and frolicking appear on TV for no real apparent reason.

the episode of the old progrem where they kept playing the soundbites from this was classic. also RD saying she looked hungry, she needed to eat a sandwhich. “I’m Michelle McCool and I’m loving a sandwich!”

Think of the cross promotional opportunities with McDonalds.
-shot of her holding something from McDonalds-
“I’m Michelle McCool…”
-taking a bit and swallowing while the riff plays-
“And I’m lovin’ it!”

Being that these random vignettes were inducted, what did you guys think of Maryse’s initial role in WWE as Smackdown’s return-from-commercial-break announcer? Now it might not deserve an induction, but was there any point to it than to see a smoking hot woman in bed not wearing a lot telling us that Smackdown is back from commercial?

“Laycool” is the absolute WORST name for a tag team EVER! I’d rather they’d be called “Cool-Lay-ed” at least that would have been a play on words, albeit a stupid one. A very poor, annoying rip-off of TBP. McCool’s voice is even more grating than Stephanie’s.

They WERE annoying, and that WAS a stupid team name, end of.
When people could look at them and think they were a good anything, you know just how bad things were/are for Divas. Sad thing is McCool, at least, could wrestle. Why WWE likes to take wrestlers who have ability and stick them with stupid, distracting gimmicks is anyone’s guess. A team of The Kat and Terri Runnels would have been more entertaining, though for different reasons…..

At least she’s hot. I’d still choose this over the hour of Nitro that had no wrestling. Though it’s hard to like her so much when I know she’s probably having her aforementioned anal cavity breached by Undertaker’s phenomnis as we speak.