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All lyrics are shit. I'm so tired of hearing moaning about big moan things. It actually makes me turn off most music. I'm listening to purely instrumental music a lot more because I'm finding there's less and less bands out there that make me go "oh fuck off will you" when they're talking about "oh my numb heart, days go on" etc. And this isn't just any music, it seems all bands are like this now. It's just so cool to be neurotic isn't it. Well FUCK THEM. Rant over.

Got my surfboard
And I paint a,
And I paint a 666 on it
And I wax it good
Looking for the tube
Eating a well-known brand of corn chips
But my friends, they're not protected
Because they ain't got the sign of the BEAST on their board
And when it comes
When he comes
They're gonna be saying
"WAAAH!
"Where's the Kraken?
"Where's the Kraken? Where's the Kraken?"
All tentacles and the snapping beak
"Where's the Kraken? Where's the Kraken?"
It'll eat you dead!

Then my friends all start telling me of a new horror
Something like a woodlouse
Ugly face: carapace
Big claws, snapping jaws
What is this thing?
Oh my god, do I really want to see?
Do I really?

And I look down and oh my god there it is
On my…On my surfboard
And it's going for my feet
Oh no! And I drop my well-known brand of corn chips
And then it goes for them
It's eating them
Time for me to kick it away
You UGLY MOTHERFUCKER
Oh god and it's

i used to really dislike anything with the vaguest hint of a bad lyric - nowadays i can ignore a lot of the ones i would hate beforehand because some other aspect of the music is great. But y'know, there's plenty of music out there with great lyrics. And plenty of music out there where you can't understand a word they're saying