WHAT THEY’RE SAYING:

“Ordering process was super easy. My dick arrived to my boss’s office a few days later and he was floored…..had the whole office laughing hysterically!”

– Denis, Chicago IL

“My wife really deserved a dick after she forgot to pick up the kids from school last week. It proved more of a point than me telling her she messed up. I wish I had video taped the look on her stupid face when she opened the ‘gift.'”

– Jack, Boston MA

“My ex-boyfriend was a dick at the end of our relationship, so I felt it was fitting to send him a dick. I heard he didn’t take it so well. Glad it was anonymous :)”

– Lindsey, Evansville IN

ABOUT US:

We’re just a couple of guys who desired to let our bosses know they were dicks. So we crafted our first chocolate dick and sent it to our boss at our own office. It was such a hit, that we decided others deserved this superpower….the ability to really let someone know when they are a dick. Wives, husbands, friends, co-workers. No one is safe.

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Disclaimer: Products on this site are intended only as gag gifts for adults. These products are intended to generate a laugh and are not to be sent with malicious intent. If you have any doubt that sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone, do not place an order. It is your responsibility to use this site as it was intended, as a joke.