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SIMPSONS IN SPRINGFIELD: On Aug. 25, residents of Springfield, Ore., took a break from FXX’s ongoing Simpsons
marathon—which continues through Labor Day—to celebrate the completion
of a mural celebrating the famous cartoon clan. According to Erik
Nicolaisen, who owns the company commissioned to create the
30-by-15-foot mural, Simpsons creator and Portland native Matt Groening was closely involved with the design. “After
the first attempt at designing the mural, Groening said it needed to be
more Oregon-specific, with beavers and indigenous plants,” Nicolaisen
says. The mural, on the side of Emerald Art Center in downtown
Springfield, depicts Homer drinking beer in a hammock, Marge painting,
Bart ready to drop a water balloon on his dad’s head, and Lisa toting
Maggie on a bicycle. The dedication ceremony drew Yeardley Smith, who
voices Lisa; Simpsons artist Julius Preite; and several thousand onlookers. Doughnuts from Voodoo were served.

BIKES, BEER: Velo Cult is no longer your only option for buying a new bicycle helmet with a frosty pint in hand. Sellwood shop
the Bike Commuter will open its new location Saturday, Aug. 30, with 10
taps, including those from Breakside, Gigantic, Occidental and Portland
Cider. The improvements don’t stop at the beer. At 5,500 square
feet, the new shop at 8524 SE 17th Ave. is about five times the size of
the old one, with “a gorgeous service area,” according to co-owner Eric
Deady, and a nook with a sofa, loveseat and magazines. “I don’t want to
change the feeling that we’re a family bike shop,” Deady says. “Right
now we’re sort of a neighborhood service station, and we’re moving from
this small, disheveled vibe to a grander scale. It’s more refined, more
comfortable. The alcohol service is just the icing on the cake.”

TWO MISSISSIPPI: Beacon
Sound record store and music label, which just closed at 1465 NE
Prescott St., plans to open a new, larger retail and performance space
at 3636B N Mississippi Ave. The store will adjoin a gallery called Fisk
run by L.A. and PDX designer Bijan Berahimi. Beacon owner Andrew Neerman
has applied for a tavern license to sell beer and wine at thrice-weekly “shows, lectures, movies and Blazers games.”
The first event at the space will be a grand-opening party Sept. 5 and
6, featuring Like a Villain and 1939 Ensemble. >> Just up the
street at 4212 N Mississippi Ave., Pam Adkins has signed a lease at the
former Pastaworks space for a planned beer, cider and soda bottle shop
and taproom called Beer City. She plans to stock more than 300 bottles, and won’t sell beer made east of Colorado. >> The
Royale, a just-minted gay club and drag cabaret at 317 NW Broadway,
didn’t make it past four months in the former Tiger Bar space. Jim
Breedlove—no relation to former Royale habitue Beau Breedlove—plans to
remake the space as a sports bar named Whiskey Dolls Game Room, with TVs
and coin-operated game machines.