Pathetically enough, most people say stupid things like that, then wonder why I bust up laughing. 'tis amusing to be surrounded by classmates who're supposed to be the 'smart kids', because they're so used to speaking whatever and having everyone agree with it that they just say whatever. Dee-da-dee!

Well, those are pretty bad, but the stuff my friends say(90% are dope addicts, I keep them out of handcuffs) is just plain sad. Such as "Hey, whats this white sticky gunk in your hair?" and it happened to be a very small patch of gum.

Logged

"Try to kill me, I'll be laughing," Celak

"You want to know who I am? Or WHAT I am? There is a huge difference," Kui

"Assassinate the assassin, then shoot the plane down!" Saul

"I once ate a skinned cat. It's owner didn't like me much after that," Dave

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, thenthe pilots review the gripe sheets right before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted by the Qantas' pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers.

By the way, it is relevant to note that Qantas is the only major airline in the world that has never, ever, had an accident!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.