When Homer tries to "bite back" against Apu for selling him spoiled
meat, he wears an oversize novelty hat with a camera hidden inside to get some
incriminating footage of the Kwik-E-Mart. But Homer ends up smashing the hat,
believing there is a bee inside. Kent Brockman tells him that the hat had one
day left 'til retirement.

Outside the Springfield Civic Center, a man on a ladder puts up a marquee with
the events. Tonight's reads "Charity Bachelor Auction", Tomorrow's
reads "I retire, ya bastards!" He then falls off the ladder,
finishing his job a day early.

After Homer and Marge escape from the windmill on the miniature golf course,
Wiggum brings in the police dog to try to find them. It takes one sniff of
Homer's underwear and scarpers... Wiggum adds that he had one day left 'til
retirement.