Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Further Proof Of The Pillow

During the later stages of pregnancy (the third trimester) it is unsafe to submerge yourself (especially in sea water) due to a risk of infection. There is a mucous plug covering your cervix and protecting the baby that can be dislodged at that point. IF it is, bacteria can leach into the uterus contaminating the baby. In addition, if the mucous plug dislodges, your water breaks and you go into labor prematurely. You're not even allowed to take a bath towards the end. It's showers only. A bacterial infection could kill the baby.

So, you want to fly, risk infection, squeeze it out, leave it alone for a day, then feed it some weird honey concoction?

Is there is a real baby in there, it's not going to last long with those "parenting" skills.

So, because I'm very anti-fetus/child endangerment, I sincerly hope that girl is NOT pregnant.

3 Comments:

Only *very hot* baths are frowned upon, and even then, not by everyone. Advice varies. But no one says you CAN'T take warm baths or swim in the ocean or swim in the pool. Only ONE website that I found said not to take baths in the third trimester--and do you know what their reason was? "Because your balance is off due to your change in size, and you might slip and fall."

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