Dilligaf

So I'm walking through the kitchen and I see a lone fork in the sink, and I'm wondering what is that fork doing there? I'm thinking my teenage daughter used it to eat my ice cream right out of the container, so I check the freezer and sure enough, some of the ice cream is gone. Little b****. So I yelled at her. Oh, also, all of you people are f****** crazy. Get a life! Geeeez!