There's a 'Cards Against Humanity' for Parents ... and It's as Foul as You'd Expect

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Hey, moms. Couple questions for you. Do you ask "What's that smell" 50 times a day? Do you often lock yourself in the bathroom for privacy or for a good cry? Do ridiculous things like a chicken nugget dropped on the floor ruin a family evening? Do your kids drop F-bombs with perfect grammar? Do you ever feel like you're living on Goldfish crackers and broken dreams? If you have answered "yes" to any (or all) of those questions — and you can laugh about it — we have the perfect game for you. (And we wanna hang out with you.)

It's called KinderPerfect, and it's fucking genius. It's basically Cards Against Humanity, but with funny parenting questions and responses. Like "How we got your little brother." is a red card. Everyone else playing the game tosses out a white card in hopes that their card answers that question best — whether it's a ridiculous answer or a true answer is totally up to you, depending on how you want to play the game. Some response options are:

A misplaced IUD.

A leaky vasectomy.

F***king cupcakes.

A+D Ointment for everything.

Coffee, gin, and Xanax.

All of those feel appropriate to me, but you've got to know your audience.

How this adorable family (with kids) had time to come up with hundreds of cards in response to everyday questions boggles our minds. But they did, and did a Kickstarter, and got their brilliant game funded. Now, parents' night in can be full of raunchy laughter for only $25.

Christine AndersonExecutive DirectorChristine is the executive director at BestProducts.com, where she spends her days making sure you’re able to find every little thing your shopping-addicted heart might possibly need to buy (and spends her nights curating her dogs’ active social media presence); she’s a certified yoga instructor, avid half-marathoner, reluctant vegan, and prefers to sleep in a tent in the Colorado wilderness over her own bed.