According to Men’s Health magazine, your beloved skinny jeans can cause damage to the nerves in your upper thigh, symptoms of which are “numbness and tingling, increased sensitivity, and a prickly feeling.” Men’s Health makes a few suggestions for jeans to replace your skinnies; on the list are Levi’s 514’s which, incidentally, I’m wearing right now. One of the great things about tshirts, by the way, is that they don’t kill you, or cause prickly feelings in your upper thigh, or anywhere else. So dress healthy, get a WhoopTee.