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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

This episode, the Despicable Duo discussed the updating of all shows to podcast catchers, the Patreon update, the new “You haven’t Seen That?!” segment, where Raf is finally seeing a classic movie that he ultimately dislikes, and the Cat disagrees, announcing the show breaks on April 26 and May the 10th. Unicorn Frappucinos, Rafael discusses gaming, the new TellTale Guardians of the Galaxy game, consoles being reintroduced, and Dr Pepper Soda Fountain wishes!

Wanhtpy will also be experimenting with joining rawtalkonline.com as part of their broadcast network. Check them out where they will be playing our current shows a few times during the week.

Friday, April 14, 2017

I’ll let you in on a little secret, I didn’t even proofread this. And so much for that right now. If this isn’t nine episodes worth of episode descriptions, then it will have be close enough. I have to go to work because bills won’t pay themselves. So until next time, buy the ticket, take the ride, until the fucking wheels come off, baby.

No, not Rafael and I, Rafael and me. That probably the main reason I’ve never released any of my writing. I’m a highschool dropout and a little paranoid about my grammar and punctuation. You could probably point out errors I made in this episode description, I mean episode descriptions, but I don’t care about that.

I just checked and this single chunk of writing is supposed to cover nine episodes of We Are Not Here To Please You. The reason I mentioned the podcast there is I think I plan on posting this piece of writing on my blog. I’ll give Rafael a month to play catch up with episodes, then I’m posting over there.

Clickbait isn’t enough these days. You know what we need to do? Hire a goddamn PR firm. Chances are even those pricks wouldn’t help get known. That’s what the kids call it, get known. I mean to be fair, we are only competing with 7,324,367,559 other podcasts out. How can we not stand out?

It’s just like quit projecting your failure on to me. I got my own problems. Right now I’m wondering if Rafael still likes the idea of me writing episode descriptions for his show. You know, now that I’ve completely abandoned whatever the episodes are about. I’m not even using the SEO friendly buzz words like I’m supposed, but who cares.

Literally nothing would change except that it would be out there. So why not search “Johnny Whitetrash” on Amazon and see if I released it before this episode came out? It could be a race between Rafael and me.

Lyrics, short stories, essays, blogs, etc. I have one short story I think is really good that I keep threatening to release on Amazon. I should really do that. I mean what’s the worst thing that can happen? No one buys it? No one is buying it now.

Because I’m pretty sure it hasn’t been that interesting to read, but it’s been fun for me to write. You know I’ve been writing things since I was 14. I mean I started before that in school, but around the age of 14 I started writing things for fun.

Don’t you just fucking hate telling people you started a diet or a weightloss plan of some sort. What you’re telling them is, “I’m making a change to better myself.” What they hear is, “You clearly want advice about how your diet and exercise plan is wrong.” And it’s usually people fatter than you telling you that you won’t lose weight.

I know there’s a shitload of exercise plans out there, but the truth is all you need is those three exercises and go for a walk every couple of days. Don’t eat like a pig and don’t drink more than you have to and you’ll be fine. That is if you’re just looking to maintain weight. If you want to lose weight, I hope you like be hungry and sober.