Do not ask for help to enact some sort of petty revenge! This includes telling a story and ending with "What would you have done?", "What are your thoughts?", "Any other ideas?"

Stories should be revenge-based. Karma =/= Revenge Someone has wronged you, but you got your revenge, oh yes, you got your revenge. (If you have planned a revenge and need feedback, might I direct you to /r/myevilplan? And if "the universe"/a false understanding of karma got your revenge, might I direct you to /r/JusticePorn?) Reporting someone to the police is not revenge, it is simply just reporting someone to the police.

"You" does not have to be you personally; posts relating to your friends, or good stories elsewhere on the internet, are fair game, as long as you're clear whose story it is.

Stories should be petty. I messed with their toothpaste. I turned their disk upside-down in their XBox. I gasp put shaving cream in their shoes. The more creative the better, (If you have a not so-petty revenge, post it in /r/prorevenge!)

Stories should not be serious. No: murder, rape, assault, grand theft (petty theft acceptable), or any other felonies. NO VANDALISM.

Stories should be true. If a claim seems impossible or probably false, you will be asked for proof.

Racism, sexism, and other bigotry will not be tolerated, either in posts or in comments.

NSFW posts should be labeled as such. NSFL posts probably aren't petty, but if you have a weird exception, label it appropriately.

No flame wars. Seriously, why do I have to specify this? Keep it classy, people!

No comments with the purpose of telling OP to x-post the post to another subreddit, the comment will be removed, send him/her a PM instead. (This includes comments and/or statements similar to "This is borderline <blank>", "/r/<blank>", or "If you would've <blank> it would've been <blank>", or "/r/<blank> would love this")

Definition of Petty - When someone takes a small subject and blows it out of proportion. At times, making something otherwise insignificant into something bigger to suit their own agenda.

This story is what this sub-reddit is about. Sure his wife could've moved to a different seat, but then he wouldn't have a petty revenge story. It was an small issue blown out of proportion because the bitch behind them starts acting like a five year old and his wife dug in her heels.

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: having secondary rank or importance : minor, subordinate
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actually completely the opposite of your made up definition but i can see where you were headed. OP did something lesser than get physical. he did the shushes and intercepted the taxi by paying more. if it were not petty, he would have kicked that girl in the teeth.

there are alot in this subreddit that dont understand revenge and petty revenge are quite different.

When someone takes a small subject and blows it out of proportion. At times, making something otherwise insignificant into something bigger to suit their own agenda.

I understand your point, but we aren't going to be bullied out of our seats because some entitled person feels like making their problem into our problem simply because she didn't want to help herself. I don't think we blew up the portion where she was kicking our seats or even insulting to us. In fact I thought we handled that like champs by offering her solutions to her problem and then ignoring her when she got rude. I think the situation escalated when she tried to hit my wife in the face with her bag, and that I think is definitely worthy of a reaction.