How
I got to be The Beast Page 3 Euclidean Solid: I
was called into existence gradually, as a dimensionless
point, when an undergrad freshman at Stanford won an
argument in her geometry class. Since then Ive
been growing more complex. My only problem is I exist
in an infinite, empty realm of pure darkness, which
can get pretty boring. Plus theres no bathroom.

Future
Plans: I hope to be an octahedron by the end of
this semester.

How
I want to be remembered: As a seamless product of
pure imagination, whose utter perfection can never be
matched in mere reality, which also makes a funny hat.