THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all this girl Richelle Kreiger does is lie. Tells everyone she’s born in 96 when she’s born in 98. She sleeps with everyone’s boyfriends (including mine) and flirts with every drug dealer so she can get her fix. She sucks and rides Greg for money, clothes and pills. She lies about EVERYTHING. She said her dad was a cop for the longest time, but now she says he’s hells angels. Girl, pick one. She tells everyone she needs money for her seizure medication when she just needs money for pills. I don’t even know why anyone still likes this slimey snake.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this loser is Dylan Ratt (Montgrand). He has beat every single girlfriend he has had and has a daughter who’s like 5, which he has NEVER tried to meet. He’s an alcoholic Pepsi head and such a controlling, possessive loser. LADIES BEWARE. He acts all innocent until he gets to know you.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dominic Kambeitz is dirty drug addict, and he intentionally lies to obtain the attention he is addicted to. He’s always looking for new floozies to sleep with, and Dominic loves experimenting with a variety of illegal narcotics. He scams everyone, spreads false lies to every he talks to, he’s a prejudiced bigot that refuses to take the onus of his crimes upon himself, because he truly is what defines a lying pr*ck out to defraud all his targets with all of his drug addict loser conspiracy buddies that think aliens and ghosts are real while they hallucinate excessively from their drug use.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Joss Boss Laroque. She will sleep with your boyfriend knowing full well he’s taken. Obviously it’s his fault too. Watch your men, cuz she doesn’t care. She sends sexual messages and pics to them.