Wednesday, May 30, 2012

A zombie painting I did last year of the Trololo man Eduard Khil, who I am sad to say is critically ill in a Russian hospital following a stroke-

From what I understand, Eduard was honored but also irritated by the renewed attention he had garnered via his online celebrity, as he suspected he was actually being laughed at as much as enjoyed. Well, that's unfortunate. Many excellent actors have progressed to careers as comedians, and Mr Khil's unintended success I think was comparable.

I gave this painting to a fan as a gift last year. Happy to repost this today as a $20 ebay print, which also included free shipping and a complimentary refrigerator magnet featuring the same image-

This is an auction on Ebay of the original artwork I painted to promote my Citizens Concerned About Their Breakfast / Only You Can Prevent Pancakes And Waffles From Getting Gay Married Change.org petition.

The promotional artwork which utilizes the above art-
I think it turned out swell.

You can sign the actual petition here. The drive is also proceeding swelly, with only 299,999,998 signatures needed to reach our goal. I say 'our' because preventing waffle-pancake matrimony and the resultant destruction it would havoc upon the culture isn't really my responsibility; its yours as well.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Thanks to April Winchell of Regretsy today for the post of a photo of a framed copy of my ROFLCon poster from a few years ago, the latter featuring a number of popular internet memes and personalities of the time, as well as a number of obscure researchers who appear as flying cherbin. The post made me realize that I still have a few posters remaining, which I've never offered for sale...

This is a 22 by 28 inch poster, signed by the artist, and also includes a signed Painter Of Pancakes photo and a refrigerator magnet featuring a previous painting. Shipping is free. Whoopee!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Friday, May 18, 2012

I've noticed that curiosity regarding a painting of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper in the nude and in the pose of Manet's Olympia is causing some activity in my stats, mainly from people searching for pictures of Stephen Harper nude which I am in the uncomforable position of not having. I apologize for the oversight. It did remind me though of this portrait of Mr. Harper with pancakes and Canadian bacon hair I in the past painted and which briefly appeared as an ebay art auction a few years ago before disappearing into the kitchen pantry archives-

Sans a painting of Stephen Harper in the buff, perhaps you will settle for recent depiction of Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and former Foreign Minister Keven Rudd naked and on a kangaroo-

This is a painting of a delicious Johnsonville Better-For-You Chicken Sausage with 50% less fat and 0g trans fat per serving (!) presented with peppers, rice, and delicious pancakes. Norwegian painter Edvard Munsch's 'Scream' recently sold at auction for 120 million despite being void of depictions of either food or eating establishments. This painting screams flavor.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

I just cannot wait to put this up on my wall. I love Betty White, especially her role in Boston Legal. I will be buying more of your work. My favourite is 'You are not alone'. Kind regards and love from the UK -Julie

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I ordered your Obama Healthcare print for my boyfriend's birthday a couple years ago after we saw your work featured on Tosh.0, since he's a doctor and I thought he'd like it. I wasn't completely sure where he'd want to hang it and half expected him to put it on the bathroom wall, but he loved it so much he hung it on the kitchen wall. Since then, we've given his Berkeley law professor brother a copy of the same print and recently, for an anniversary present, I gave him a Chairman Meow print (he loves cats). It really helped complete our kitchen wall triptych of fearless leaders. (I'd found a painting of Kim Jong Il as a centaur in a catalog and gave it to him last Christmas.)

Just wanted to share a picture of a couple of your prints on a kitchen wall in Baltimore and tell you how much we (and all of our guests) love them!

Sincerely,Skyler

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Congrats on your success on putting pancakes everywhere. Putting one on the overpriced Armstrong Corvette was perfect. I'll frame it and hand it in my car barn. -Charley

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RT @biggayicecream: Searching for "unicorn art" on Ebay led Bryan to this: http://t.co/JnCPr1Ha (Please buy this. I insist you own this.) - Jane Weidlin of The Go-Go's

Obama is posed before a roughly rainbow colored background, which clues us that the portrait may have something to do with Gay cultural issues. Echoing this, the face is modeled with a variety of colors both warm and cool in tone, which seem to be applied over more subdued and natural colors. The colors aren't integrated well on the face but attempt to compliment the background. There seems to be an attempt to paint something 'modern' over a very traditional portrait. Obama wears a high white collar, bordered by a red/conservative background color on one side, and blue/liberal on the opposite where it is lower. On the pancake is a shape made of butter and syrup which suggests a stringed musical instrument; a guitar, or perhaps a violin. The neck of the 'guitar' drips thickly downwards and closely misses Obama's one open eye. The drip makes some effort to make a connection with Obama, and in doing so forms a sort of handle but nearly creates a problem with the President's vision. The drip seems to rest on Obama's eyelashes...will he blink?This portrait is symbolic of President Obama's difficulty in supporting and now surviving his decision to support Gay marriage.

A portrait of the great actor John Travolta resting on a massage table and with very large breakfast sausage and pancakes which are smoking hot (please note that the sausage is NOT in a erect state.) Resting on John's shoulder is one of his hairpieces. We can just see the top of a Scientology symbol hiding beneath the table on the right side of the painting. John seems concerned about being 'revealed' but he does nothing to conceal either his hairpiece or his breakfast. The smoke (where there is smoke, there is fire) is painted with silver, symbolic of both wealth and the color of increased age, and the circular shape of the smoke evokes John's holistic Chakratic nervous energy which splits into two directions at the top of the flume, representing his dual sexual nature and perhaps resultant confusion.

A painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney nude as Stannis Barantheon from the HBO series Game Of Thrones and wearing not only a sexy ass antler, but also a pair of very attractive antler nipple rings.

Thanks to Jimmy Fallon for mentioning my first Mitt Romney ebay nude painting in a recent monologue. This is my third nude Mitt.

Click on the completely non-offensive image below to view the full painting, or please visit the auction page. I've set the starting bid for this painting at a mere 99 cents-