the gym, the gime
i'll make this short and not to blab
no matter how you say it, it's workout time
time to work this out and cut the flab

i love to eat this battle endures
every day i think i'm closer, i eat more
if i continue my backside will be fat for sure
so i must eat better and work out more

yes i know this one sux, it cant be helped
i have to piss and then work out
my fat body yearns to be svelt
so, to the gym or gime to flop about!

[Homer's love letter to Marge written on a postcard] "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!? Get outta here."