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That is, a man-sized, mythological monster possesing strength, ugliness, and unpleasant disposition, first coined by J.R.R. Tolkien as a word for goblin in his works _The Lord of the Rings_ and _The Silmarillion_; GOBLIN

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A synonym to Energy, Lust, Will power, Etc.
"Ork" or "Orka" is the Swedish word for all of the above.... And a lot shorter. An expression within its self.
"i don't have the ork"
Can be used in multiple different ways.

Pronounced like "or" with a "K" at the end of it. Just like the Orc's in Lord of the rings.

Example 1.
Jessica: Daniel do you want to come over and watch a movie?
Daniel: No i don't have the ork to come over.

Example 2.
Mike: John do you want to play football?
John: Na, just don't have the ork.

Example 3.
Anne: Fuck me now!
Marie: My tongue is to tired from this morning and i have been working all day. Orka....

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verb, transitive. To figuratively emasculate someone; to dominate and humiliate him. Taken from "orchiectomy," which is surgery to remove a testicle. Coined in 2012 by Washington Post columnist Gene Weingarten.