Johnny Depp (Born Jun 9th 1963)

Acclaimed American actor who is widely regarded as one of the most versatile performers in the history of cinema. His best known films include the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Alice in Wonderland.

Veruca:"Will Violet always be a blueberry?"Willy Wonka:"No... maybe... I don't know. But thats what you get from chewing gum all day. It's just disgusting."Mike:"If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?"Willy Wonka:"Once again you really shouldn't mumble because its kinda starting to bum me out."

Violet:"Mr.Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde."Willy Wonka:"Oh... I don't care."Violet:"Well, you should care because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end."Willy Wonka:"Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key."

Mrs. Gloop:"Where is my son?! Where does that pipe go to?!"Willy Wonka:"That pipe? It just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge."Mrs. Gloop:"Then he will be made into strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?!"Willy Wonka:"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate-coated Gloop? Eww. No one would buy it."

Willy Wonka:"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. Please have a blade, please do. It's so delectable and so darn good looking."Charlie:"You can eat the grass?"Willy Wonka:"Of course you can't. Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

Willy Wonka:"And this is hair toffee. You suck down one of these little boogers, and in exactly half an hour, a brand new crop of hair will start growing out of the top of your little noggin. And a mustache... and a beard!"Mike:"Who wants a beard?"Willy Wonka:"Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. You know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"

Grandpa Joe:"Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory."Willy Wonka:"Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?"Grandpa Joe:"No, sir."Willy Wonka:"Then wonderful, welcome back."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

Captain Barbossa:"You've always run away from a fight!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not."Captain Barbossa:"You have so."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not."Captain Barbossa:"You have so!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not!"Captain Barbossa:"You have so and you know it!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Have not! Slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight, to run away."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Granted it tends to list to port and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed."Giselle:"Is that it?"Scarlett:"The Black Pearl?"Giselle:"It's not very big."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?"Giselle:"Is that it there?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes there it is! Why is it there? It's much larger up close."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, or rather damsel in distress, either one?"Will Turner:"No."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well then you wouldn't be here would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D. You're not really here."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"You know, for all that Pirates are clever cogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things."Mr Gibbs:"Aye."Captain Jack Sparrow:"I once sailed with a geezer that lost both his arms and part of his eye."Mr Gibbs:"What did you call him?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Larry."

Captain Barbossa:"Trim that sail!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trim that sail!"Captain Barbossa:"Slack windward brace and sheet!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Slack windward brace and sheet!"Captain Barbossa:"Haul the pennant line!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Haul the pennant line!"Captain Barbossa:"What are you doing?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!"Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?!"Captain Barbossa:"No, what are you doing?!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"What are you doing?! Captain gives orders on the ship!"Captain Barbossa:"The Captain of the ship is giving orders!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"My ship, makes me Captain."Captain Barbossa:"They be my charts!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well that makes you chartman!"

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Gentlemen, what do keys do?"Pirate:"Keys unlock things?"Mr Gibbs:"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable! So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"Mr Gibbs:"So we're going after this key?!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"You're not making any sense at all."

Mr Gibbs:"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."

Will Turner:"You want me to find this?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's her face."

Tia Dalma:"You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner."Will Turner:"You know me?"Tia Dalma:"You want to know me."Captain Jack Sparrow:"There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. I thought I knew you."

Will Turner:"You knew this?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"I did not. I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. So all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, and you go back to Port Royal and save your bonnie lass, eh!"

Davy Jones:"You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon."Davy Jones:"Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as 'Captain Jack Sparrow'!?"

Captain Jack Sparrow:"You have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship. He's already over there."Davy Jones:"One soul is not equal to another!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Ah ha! So we've established my proposal is sound in principle, now we're just haggling over price."

Davy Jones:"But I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Yep! I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood, I mean ink?"

Mr Gibbs:"And how do you intend to harvest these 99 souls in 3 days?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Fortunately he was mum as the condition in which these souls need be."Mr Gibbs:"Ah! Tortuga."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Tortuga."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"You know, Lizzie. I am captain of a ship. And being captain of a ship, I could in fact perform a marriage, right here, right on this deck, right now."Elizabeth Swann:"No thank you."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why not? We are very much alike, you and I, I and you, us."Elizabeth Swann:"Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center... and personal hygiene."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Trifles."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"You will come over to my side, I know it."Elizabeth Swann:"You seem very certain."Captain Jack Sparrow:"One word love, curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist."

Elizabeth Swann:"Because you and I are alike. And there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."Captain Jack Sparrow:"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

Elizabeth Swann:"You'll have the chance to do something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That your a good man."Captain Jack Sparrow:"All evidence to the contrary."Elizabeth Swann:"Oh I have faith in you. Want to know why?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Do tell deary."Elizabeth Swann:"Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired, and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like."

Norrington:"Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life."Will Turner:"Be my guest."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to himself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"

Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?! You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!"Elizabeth Swann:"Yes the rum is gone."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why is the rum gone?!"Elizabeth Swann:"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! Two! That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me! Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"But why is the rum gone?!"

Will Turner:"Where's Elizabeth?!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr Cotton! Answer man!"Mister Gibbs:"He's a mute sir... poor devil had his tongue cut out. So he trained the parrot to talk for him. No ones yet figured how."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Cotton's parrot... same question."Parrot:"Wind in his sails... wind in his sails."Mister Gibbs:"Mostly we figured that means yes."

Will Turner:"How did Jack get off the island?"Mr. Gibbs:"Well, I'll tell ya. He waded out into the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights. Till all manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence. Then on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft."Will Turner:"He roped a couple of sea turtles?"Mr. Gibbs:"Aye, sea turtles."Will Turner:"What did he use for rope?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Human hair. From my back."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs, but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

Captain Barbossa:"I must admit Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out your a hard man to predict."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Apparently there's some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?"Murtogg:"Someone has to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians."Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me that a ship like that, makes this one here a bit superfluous, really."Murtogg:"Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed."Captain Jack Sparrow:"I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable... The Black Pearl."Mullroy:"Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor."Murtogg:"The Black Pearl is a real ship."Mullroy:"No, it's not."Murtogg:"Yes it is, I've seen it."Mullroy:"You've seen it?"Murtogg:"Yes."Mullroy:"You haven't seen it."Murtogg:"Yes, I have."Mullroy:"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"Murtogg:"No."Mullroy:"No."Murtogg:"But I have seen a ship with black sails."Mullroy:"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?"Murtogg:"No."Mullroy:"Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor... HEY!"

Harbormaster:"Hold up there you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name."Captain Jack Sparrow:"What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name."Harbormaster:"Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith."

Elizabeth Swann:"Pirate or not this man saved my life!"Norrington:"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Though it seems enough to condemn him."

Mullroy:"What's your name"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Smith! Or smithy, if you like."Mullroy:"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"Murtogg:"Yeah, and no lies!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."Murtogg:"I said no lies!"Mullroy:"I think he's telling the truth."Murtogg:"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

Mrs. Lovett:"You're barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm!"Sweeney Todd:"He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings."Mrs. Lovett:"Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles."

Anthony Hope:"I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders, from the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru. But there's no place like London."Sweeney Todd:"No, there's no place like London."Anthony Hope:"Mr. Todd?"Sweeney Todd:"You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn."

Sweeney Todd:"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few. Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed. I too have sailed the world and seen it's wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru. But there's no place like London!"