Sunday, December 11, 2011

it's our six month wedding anniversary. eat that kim kardashian.

today is our
six month wedding anniversary. i know, six months, whoopie shit. especially
when you have been together for nine years, six months doesn't sound like
something worth celebrating. but in a world where you can be married and
divorced after 72 days, paul and i have a "go on, give yourself a pat on
the ass" sort of attitude today. he even shook my hand and congratulated
me.

currently he
is watching "gordon ramsay's ultimate christmas" and drooling over a
glazed ham (i think he may have a chub going on, i'm not too sure), oh what a
special day it is. then again, i guess it's just a normal day like any other,
and i'm ok with that. so i'm not going to go on and on about how i feel about
him, even though i love disgustingly mushy sentiments and being a gigantic
cheeseball.

this poem
says more than i ever could about what he means to me, whether he
gets boners from hams or not.