Life Sentence

While reading the featured wedding vow in today’s New York Times (Yes, I read this, so what?), I was struck by the wedding announcement’s concluding punch line from the officiating judge at the wedding between Cara Shepley and Genshi Ezawa:

Before the ceremony ended, Judge Legg, who is retiring in January, was moved to observe: “I have spent many hours in this courtroom, and this is the only time I’ve enjoyed imposing a life sentence. It’s wonderful that my last official occasion in this courthouse will be such a happy one.”

As for me, I wouldn’t mind a life sentence in a room filled with Kit Kat bars.