You’ll catch your death in that! Aqua Couture’s Bustier Tulip Dress

This dress makes us want to hit the gym. Hard. Mind you, we say “dress”: it’s not really a “dress”, as such, is it? It’s more like a bra, with an over-sized skirt dangling from it. In fact… Oh God, it’s happened again, hasn’t it? It’s yet another example of STUCK TOGETHER CLOTHES, trying to sneak in under our radar by calling themselves a “dress”. We’re not fooled, Aqua Couture, and we’re not impressed by the ongoing “abdomen-as-accessory” trend, either.

naomi

Marianne

It reminds me of an outfit I saw presented on Project Runway the other day. Same sort of squared-hip action going on. Of course, there it was burlap and showed the model’s backside. This isn’t much more flattering…