Photo Assumption Articles

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn, rumoured to be engaged, were at the park with son Jackson on the weekend. They look really, really happy. And you know how these two feel about cameras. Like, they actively try to NOT look happy around cameras. So if they look happy it could be because they can’t help themselves. Full Story

Claire Underwood is such an Armani client, non?
Robin Wright and Ben Foster were in Paris yesterday for the Armani Prive presentation. As you can see, Mr Armani seems quite fond of her. It’s the second time we’ve seen Robin and Ben at a public event this month. You’ll recall, he accompanied her to the Golden Globes. Full Story

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden were married three weeks ago. Last night they sat courtside at the Laker game, relaxed and happy. She just seems so...comfortable, right? That's my Photo Assumption of the scene.
These shots remind me of when we saw Cam at another sporting event a few years ago. Full Story

It’s all in the Video Assumption. And Video Assumption is all about interpretation. My interpretation?
Heat.
Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto presented together last night at the SAGs. The winner was Mark Ruffalo who wasn’t there. So Jared edged Lupita over to talk into the microphone. Full Story

Johnny Depp was in Berlin this weekend for Mortdecai. So far there hasn’t been a carpet in North America. But Johnny’s like Tom Cruise now. Audiences are much more supportive of him overseas. So far there haven’t been any reviews. Mortdecai opens on Friday. The movie is a January release and no critic comments posted yet? Not usually a good sign. Full Story

TMZ has exclusive video from last night of Taylor Swift at the Sunset Marquis. She’s in the lobby with her friends when Harry Styles approaches to greet someone in her group.
I’ve watched it twice. I don’t see them acknowledging each other. Not even a head nod. Let’s play Video Assumption? It’s our favourite game of drawing conclusions based on body language – not reliable but, um, in this case… pretty reliable?
He’s demonstrably relaxed – like, “Hey, I’m just so chill and confident and I’m going to show you to your face”. Full Story

Kristen Stewart was spotted in LA just before Christmas with her constant companion, Alicia Cargile. Then they went on holiday together to celebrate the New Year. They were swarmed at LAX when they returned.
New photos of them in Hawaii, on the beach, have just been released. You can see them hereFull Story

Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated the New Year in St Barts. With models, obviously.
Here he is this on the weekend relaxing on the beach, surrounded by beautiful young women. How this is different from any other time of year I’m not sure. “Like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio. Full Story

Gone Girl is not getting the award season recognition so far that some were calling for when the movie came out. Individually, sure, Rosamund Pike is being singled out but the film isn’t really contending and nobody’s talking about Ben Affleck’s performance. His penisFull Story

A photo has been released from The Hollywood Reporter Women in Entertainment event that happened on Wednesday, right after the Sony email leaks revealed that Scott Rudin was talking sh-t about Angelina Jolie to Amy Pascal. The Jolie was there to present. I posted pictures from her appearance yesterday – click hereFull Story

When I wrote about Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikandr’s side-by-side lunch the other day, I asked you about side-by-side eating and whether or not it means something. All of you noted that you don’t side-by-side with someone at a table unless you’re side-by-siding them in bed. Full Story

This post is written with no tone, no expression. At least that's the attempt.
I Can't Ariana Grande performed at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in London last night. It must have been a terrifying incident because her face, the fear on her face. Full Story

Woman’s Day Magazine in Australia was the first to post those shots of Brange’s fight on a balcony in Sydney taken a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher. IN TOUCH ended up putting the pictures on their Thanksgiving cover issue. Full Story

Angelina Jolie was in New York this weekend doing some work for Unbroken. Then she took her girls, Miss Zahara and Shiloh the Chosen, to Lee’s for art supplies. They’ve gone there often. And they’ve been photographed there often. So the kids know the deal. They know about the photographers. Full Story