And Airmax saw it was good... Until Imabench came along and stole it. He then created debate hell, where all the troll debates go and burn forever while the inhabitants of DDO Heaven may forever laugh at them. Airmax promised a savior would soon come to save DDO Earth from trolls and their sin, and that savior is your truly... Pitbull15!

Look, I even have the exact text that prophesied of my coming:

"Airmax 9:9: Rejoice greatly, O Daughters and Sons of Moderator! Shout, Daughters and Sons of DDO! See, your lord and master comes to you, Righteous and having spam, obnoxious and flying on a keyboard, on a mouse, and the bane of the computer world: the WIndows 7."

Lol I paraphrased Zechariah 9:9 in case you wanted to know. Not my best work, though...