Thanks for taking the time to read my blog. Let’s hope tonight: is not and Obama-nation by the president. Unfortunately it will be a campaign speech. Dam just what we need right? Looked over some of you,er material, I will definitely look in again.

I think it depends on the length of the commute and weather. If it was 2 below freezing with snow drifts, and you lived 40 miles from work, your morale probably wouldn’t be too high. However, as an evil Tyrant that wouldn’t be of concern to me, as I’d be eating grapes and flying kites with dragons on them, obviously to my people’s suffering.

I just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. You can find a link to this award on my post that will let you know what to do from there. Congrats and happy blogging!

I just found your blog and I gotta tell you, you are the kind of funny that makes me jealous. I am looking forward to poking through your archives (in a totally hetero way dude wtf?). Really smart and funny stuff. There should be more like this one.

OK so I came here because you “liked” something I wrote. Fine. But just like Simon in the post above this one, “I gotta tell you, you are the kind of funny that makes me jealous”. And I watch Maury too. So thank you for leading me in your direction. I was pleasantly surprised. I definitely look forward to more. You rock, Justin! And I LOVE the long johns. I have about four or five pair myself.

Fern, thank you so much for the kind words; I’m thrilled that you like what you’ve read here! I’m looking forward to seeing more shirtless picture of Matthew McConaughey on you site, preferably with him in long johns or watching Maury.

Thanks for liking my silly little post today. I like what you’ve got going on here. I see my friend Maggie really digs you, she’s a little shy, so if it’s okay, I’ll stick around and see if anything inappropriate develops.

Thank you for the nomination! I am thrilled you thought of me. The one and only thing you need to know about me is that I’m no longer allowed to dance the Charleston at weddings anymore because of a court order.

I was surprised that you are following me! I am a grandma “Nana” and not really that interesting to young people unless they are related to me! But you are funny and I do like the long johns look.
I grew up in Cleveland and all things thermal, ROCK! Keep up the fun and games!

Hi! Thanks for liking my blog. I love the photo above. I can tell that you have a great sense of style. Are long johns going to be the trend for the upcoming season? I need to know so I can get to Target to stock up before everyone else catches on. Thanks!

Sooooo, you visited my lil’ blog-that-could, and I appreciate that. Soooooo, I jumped on your blog, and jumped on the About page, and I knew then — we connected. I can appreciate those who rock the long johns. Yes I can.

Funny stuff! I thought your funeral post was a riot(!), since I’ve been to some funerals that I had trouble staying awake through myself. Thanks for visiting my blog and liking my post, and drop back in again!

Okay. YOU liked my post “First Friday Funnies”. After reading some of your work, laughing so hysterically that my kids looked worried, I felt like I just won Prom Queen and your LIKE was my dazzling crown. I am not worthy, but thank you! I will be back for many doses of your very clever, quite irreverent humor. I’m still laughing!

Thank you very much for the kind words! I am delighted that you enjoyed some of this adult baby’s ramblings and hope that you will return. In regards to you post, I am a huge David Sedaris fan; he is absolutely brilliant when it comes to this blend of high-brow, low-brow, and at times dark kind of humor that I love to read. Always awesome to meet someone who enjoys him as much as I do.

I wandered over here after you wandered over to my weird corner of the web, and I’m laughing my fool head off. Great blog. The wardrobe could use some help, you haven’t escaped Michigan yet, and I have never seen that yoga pose before, but hey, we’re all a work in progress. 😉

Glad to know someone else doesn’t believe in stranger danger. I feel like in another life we may have shared part of the same brain, which is a little alarming if you think too closely about it. Either way, I enjoy your scribbles.

Lol. I came to thank you for the like on my ‘holiday goodies, part II’ post and I stayed to read. Now, I gotta say, with 2 young boys and a husband, I am not looking for any more apathetic babies in my life…but I may just have to come back around to read some more–tis good stuff you’ve got here Mr. Ayatollah. Oh, and as an aside, after perusing some of the comments here, I shall now have to go off and google ‘sphincter symphony’ to see where it leads to. It would be rude not to, really.

Justin: Thank you for visiting mylifeasasquirrel and liking it. I am sorry I did not reply earlier; my very bad time management! I read two of your posts along with the Ramblings… they are all very funny. I will be returning for more. Thank you again!

Thank you for visiting my blog. I’m still new at blogging, learning to be more open about myself (which is why I initially started blogging so I could stop talking to walls), the things I like/don’t like, and other things which I simply want to share an opinion.

Hey, thanks for stopping by my blog! I’ll admit, I was surprised that a self-described “eccentric dirtbag” like yourself would have interest in a post about Midwifery, but that’s cool…that’s cool. As someone with a background in the porn industry, I will gladly follow your blog from now on – assuming the world doesn’t end tomorrow. Happy apocalypse!

LOL! Hmmm, weather.com says, current temp 23 deg. F “Feels Like 12 deg. F”!!! When it’s that chilly, do you put on a coat, or just add a pair of socks? 😉 (I live in Los Angeles, CA…when it’s below 72 in our house we feel cold.)

Thank you for the nomination for the Reality Blog Award! I’m happy that you’ve enjoyed my ramblings about various adult-baby activities and snacktivities. Don’t worry, more will be coming. I’m usually posting something new every Friday.

Hi,
I have nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger award because you are very inspiring.
If you would like to participate, you are asked to:
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Why sir. Your attitude to life is so spectacularly useless its quite brilliant, if only every body realised what an idiot they were and fashioned themselves in your incredible manner the planet could evolve within in seconds.
Thank you for following delusion 24.7 my brother.

If one can end up laughing at everything one has done, especially if it was supposed to be very serious.
The illusion of reality will disappear before your eyes where upon you will see the face of God Smiling right back at you .

Hello, hello! Thank you for passing by and visiting my blog post about old photos… I must say, as someone who never watched tv, I particularly enjoyed your post about people who don’t watch tv…. Too true, too painfully true… Java x P.s Nice long johns

Well, gee . . .that’s a fun and breath-of-fresh-air picture exuding “Have fun, think fun, be fun and what the hey!!” Thanks for stopping by and liking my article about the mallards. Stay warm and after you get some more rest, stop by again soon!

Hey thanks for the like on one for my posts, your blog is hilarious and the fact you have an appreciation for Maury and Crunch Berries makes me like you even more! Haha getting studio audience tickets is like number 1 on my bucket list.

cannot be your MOST natural state???hehe. sexy outfit. I’m from MIchigan as well so i wanted to send a howdy doo to you! Fan of TN(not the vols, they suck) for life though(sorry!)like your blog brother! namaste-saka

Thank you, and, shockingly, that is my most natural state, although it doesn’t occur as often as I’d like. Fantastic to meet another Michigander! Which TN do you mean if not Tennessee? TN-T? Tophat Nostalgia? Totally Nuclear? Haha, thank you for coming by.

Hi Justin,
I’ve decided to follow any WordPress members who commented on or liked my past posts, in an effort to be more community minded. Don’t feel compelled to hit me back, but if you do I hope you enjoy and say hi.
bcpkid (pettiplays)

Thanks for the like! I typically just write for myself, but love seeing that other people actually read what I write! Glad to have the opportunity to look at your blog, so far it seems extremely entertaining and will definitely be checking back!

Hey Michigan! Is it warming up there yet? The coldest winter I ever spent in my life was a winter day I spent just south of Detroit. Wow! I used to roll over to Canada out of there… anyway, I used to put longjohns on my head and tie the lets in a bow… Not great for getting Dates but I was a hoot at parties.. 🙂 Rock on man… Peace…

Hello, Justin –
Thanks for reading my blog. My ol’ man was born in the U.P. and lived there most of his life. I owned tattoo shops in Monroe and Pontiac a few years back. So, we are really familiar with Michigan. Your blog is quite interesting and I look forward to reading more from you. Have a great day!
~Katrina

Thank you, thank you very much! I’m glad you’ve enjoyed my about section. I do prance and mince around in my natural state, but I also do eat a lot of McNuggets and those are notably absent from my picture.

Don’t know you Mr. GAWEL but like you very much already. Someone having the guts to wear such great outfits can definitely not be a bad person. Big Ups from two little rascals & their father in Paris, France !

False Justin ! It just did thanks to you … You HAVE TO sign with a Big Name in Paris in order to give the “Long Johns” the place it deserves in global fashion. You’ll be on a mission as soon as I handle placing it in a Parisian conversation … 😉

Thank you for visiting me, Ayatollah.
Those types of longjohns came in handy in the Winter during my postie days. Other posties wore their wives tights beneath their trousers, but that was all year around.
Best wishes.