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He can often be found lurking in the shadows, taking the remaining crumbs from the buffet table. He reveals in his work a love for alternate music variants, from reggae metal to rock and bass - and a possible addiction to Bill Bailey, a British comedian from the west country. Some say he drinks petroleum. Others say he simply needs to sleep more often. What we know is true is that he certainly needs a holiday.

Quoted from the super secret internal Blizzard handbook on the "Care and Handling of a Xaldavan":

"A Xaldavan, when properly cared for, can be an extremely valuable asset in an office environment due to its kind nature and approachable demeanor. However, care must be taken to not leave a Xaldavan near Finnish chocolate, as it has been known to devour such delicacies with little regard to the safety and cleanliness of nearby computer keyboards."[1]