Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Not goin' there ... not when my granddaughter has a couple of ferrets (Bob -- a girl ferret -- and ... Max? No, Max is the hamster ... so how can I recall the name of the other ferret ...?) and a hamster (gerbil?) for pets ...

I see too much of these furry critters when I'm home ... not gonna look on the blog ...

The question is "What do you get when you multiply six by eight?" And if you think the math is wrong, well then you really have no idea why there are no more dolphins on earth, and what they said just before they left.

But seeing as Arthur was on earth moments before it was demolished, his brain had the question implanted, and then when playing scrabble with the cave men, he pulled out the tile pieces one by one, and the tiles came out "what you get when you multiply six by eight" (or nine... but i was pretty sure it was eight). It's Douglas Adams and it doesn't have to make sense.

It's sorta difficult to update when nothing happens ... not their fault, but they're not very interesting over there ...

(whew! made it! Three homonyms in one sentence ... no misteaks ...)

Corey Ford did a story kind of using this tone/style over 40 years ago ... The Day Nothing Happened and it kinda set things up for later bits or skits on SNL, SCTV and such ... not otherworldly as Twilight Zone-ish or such ... very low key ... the humor of his tale was in the very mundanity of everyday life ... and that's somewhat what this whole premise of Updates on ... a very unexciting place ... is based upon ... and the Mysoreans [wanna be careful to spell that one correctly] cooperate by saying so on their website ...