Pidigin and English confusion

July 19 2009 at 2:48 PMNo score for this post

wadeva

Three old guys were at the airport waiting for their flight to come...all of them were slightly deaf as a result of wearing down with age and since they were born of the pre-colomial days. they were almost completely illiterate also. Since the boarding call was amplified out in English, they really didn't understand a word from it, so they sat still and chatted about their old days..then came the final calling asking for three passengers named; Damaged Sausage, Future UFO, and Tape Measure.. they didn't understand the slightest meaning of those words..A security officer realising they were the only once left walked up and asked them for their names so he could check against the manifest. the first old man replied; name blo me
Darm-a-ge Sau-sag-e (Damage Sausage)