The Chihuahua

Uploaded 04/22/2008

Once there three male dogs who set eyes on a beautiful female poodle. They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said, &quot;I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an intelligent sentence.&quot;

Immediately the Lab said, &quot;I like liver and cheese.&quot;

&quot;No imagination at all,&quot; said the poodle.

Next was the muscular Rottweiler, who blurted, &quot;I hate liver and cheese.&quot;

&quot;That's worse than the Lab,&quot; she replied.

Finally a tiny chihuahua smiled at his opponents, gave the poodle a knowing wink, and said, &quot;Liver alone, cheese mine.&quot;