Party hopping!! I have to keep track of my friend... we'll call her the Swiss Miss CoCo girl.... keeping the not so innocent anonymous (certain trolls might keep TABS and know who she is) she works at a certain call center... and is dating a certain person that is also at said call center... and she's going to the party that this man and his wife are throwing for the new year... I get to play babysitter to her libido and her drunkeness! But I get free booze out of it!

I spent new years drunk... I think I called you at midnight... I was told i did some bad things with nacho cheese and I met up with a pickled carrot that was bad joo joo... somone lit off some fireworks... an m-100...

It wasn't that kind of bad! Get your mind out of the gutter! I think it involved a door handle... and cheese.. and drunks not being able to turn a cheesy door handle to go to the bathroom.. I thought it was funny.. of course until i had to use the bathroom...