Thursday, September 18, 2008

Narcissism and Nitwits

The Harvey Milk Club political action committee held its endorsement meeting at the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Center on Market Street the other day - and from the sound of things, it was a real head spinner.

The lemony cake on the snack table was laced with marijuana, courtesy of the Access of Love cannabis collective.

It wasn't long before a number of unsuspecting attendees began feeling the effects. When finally told of the secret ingredient, one gentleman angrily demanded an explanation from club leaders.

"It's my birthday," shouted the guest who had brought the cannabis confection.

Oh really? So for your birthday you get to give people drugs without telling them? Ever think that might, you know, cause a problem?

Added irony: why did they leave off the "LGBT Democratic" that lies between "Harvey Milk" and "Club"?