AURORA, July 5: He’s bringing a sexy pack.
Aurora police responded to a call of a suspicious backpack at 6:15 p.m. at Walmart, 3301 N. Tower Road. According to police, a 30-year-old man with a backpack acted suspicious when the woman he was with was caught shoplifting. Police were called when security found liquids and piping in the bag. The bomb squad was called in and found the bag filled with sex toys and lubricants. The man had warrants and was arrested. The woman was issued a summons and released.

ARVADA, June 24: Caught in the act.
On June 24, a police officer saw a suspicious man wearing Batman pajama pants walking behind the Family Thrift Center, 6655 Wadsworth Blvd. The man was holding two glass vases and walking away from the donation drop and toward the officer. The man admitted to taking the items from behind the store and put them back.
DENVER, June 26: Drunken man wanders into wrong house.
A man was arrested for trespassing after wandering into a house through an unlocked door in the 2000 block of South Downing Street. The homeowner called Denver Police after he was awakened by his dogs barking. He found an intoxicated man in his dining room and told him to leave. The man left and was later arrested after falling asleep on the porch of another private residence.

LAKEWOOD, March 9: “Twilight” marathon ends in man’s arrest.
Police received a report of domestic violence on the 7900 block of West Mansfield Parkway. The female victim said she and her kids were having a “Twilight” movie marathon that night, which irritated her boyfriend. He left and returned drunk. They argued and he grabbed the victim and threw her against the wall. When the victim tried to leave with the girls, he threatened to stab her with a knife. The man was taken to jail.

THORNTON, March 7: Ask and you shall receive.
A 45-year-old Greeley man was arrested for drinking and driving. Police pulled the suspect over at about midnight at West Thornton Parkway and Huron Street because he was speeding and had a taillight out. According to a report, the suspect was swerving in and out of lanes and had just hit another driver. When asked how much he had to drink that night, the man replied, “I should be fine. I don’t have to tell you anything else — arrest me if you are going to arrest me.” He was then placed under arrest.Read more…

Videos posted on You Tube of the huge back-to-school pool party in Fort Collins show a pool area packed with thousands of young people, drinking and dancing. The party — apparently an annual tradition held blocks from the Colorado State University campus — started around 1 p.m. but was busted by 3 p.m. It took until 5:45 for police to disperse the crowd, and these videos show you why:

And here’s the one-minute version:

These guys pass two police officers as they arrive. I’m guessing those cops are thinking “we’re going to need more cops.”