we had a lovely plumbing emergency this morning. I was in the living room and overheard this conversation when they walked into my stepdaughter’s room. Husband: This is my daughter’s room Plumber: (looks at all the maps and blueprints that she has on the wall) Is she an architect? Husband:…

I’m currently waiting for the shuttle to launch. Unlike my childhood, I’m watching this one on TV from California. I grew up on the Space Coast and saw every launch for a decade in the 80’s and most in the 90’s. I remember my house shaking after the launches. Unfortunately,…

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Watched fireworks from the top of Super Target garage with other misc. families. Was able to see at least ten different displays from the garage. Kids running around with sparklers and one awkward teenager with giant headphones and a giant fake sword. U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

Well, I’m hanging out in Fla with the family. My mom lives in a neighborhood where everyone is over 70 yrs old. Had 6 nieces and nephews over to light some fireworks. Got yelled at by a senior and then the cops were called on us. U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A………..