Ride to Hell Retribution

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Aaron and Emre reluctantly play the game, Ride to Hell Retribution, a game that got a 19 out of 100 on Metacritic for the PC version, a user score of 1.3 out of 10 and made Wikipedia's list of video games notable for negative reception.[1][2]

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This is the worst game according to Aaron and Emre. Below is a transcript of how they feel towards the game and how the game almost destroyed their company.[3][4]

Aaron
So we're perilously close to playing
the game that almost destroyed our company, forever

Emre
Ride to Hell Retribution,
the worst game ever created by man.

Aaron
I don't know why we made this an(fan funded) option

Emre
I regret it already.

Aaron
It makes me sick.
I don't even remember which buttons to press
thinking about that game
makes me just want to die, inside.
I'm not f*cking playing this up you guys.

Emre
No. It's disgusting.

Aaron
That game really makes me...
I'm going to cry.

Emre
It's trash.

Aaron
I'm going to cry right now.

Emre
It seems like it was made by
people who actually didn't want
to make a video game.

Aaron
The game is so sh*t-tastic,
soul draining that...

Emre
So we played it a bunch
and it was just so bad
that we were getting angry
(Aaron: at each other.) Not to the game but
at each other.

Aaron
We were just trying to blame each other
for how awful we felt.
So when we quit,
we didn't speak for about
five or six hours.
We stopped talking to
each other. And it was hard.
I remember saying something like,
"I think that we're not going to be
able to do this anymore,
you guys. This is too awful."

Emre
"This can't be our career."

Aaron
"We're going to give up on
making videos because of this game."
So if that's not a bad video game,
I don't know what is...
It made us realize that
if we had to keep playing games
like that, we would have to stop
having this career.

Despite their warning, they did have to play the game Ride to Hell Rotary Luncheon, since they met their Patreon (fan-funding) goal.

Aaron and Emre discover the worst game ever as they begin playing Ride to Hell: Retribution. The plot is fairly confusing to them as they work their way through, because they never played the first Ride to Hell games. Emre runs into fences that mysteriously explode, he sleeps with a prostitute, and gets chased by many men on motorcycles.

Emre kills countless guys and demands sex. He slams heads into tables and whacks people with wrenches. Emre and a hockey mask man shoot at each other from five feet away without taking cover. Emre drives down a bunch of unfinished roads, searching for sex. Emre walks around a small town for a long time, punching girls and demanding sex, wondering how he is supposed to continue the game. He finally gets on his bike and continues the story. Aaron vents about the ramps and their lack of purpose while Emre drives into a log, repeatedly. Aaron advises Emre while he boxes large men. Emre and Aaron complain about the lack of sex and decide to do a flashback to all the sex scenes from the previous episode.