Scene: A restaurant where a group at at computer conference were having dinner

Woman: "Since four of us are having wine, maybe we should get a giraffe of wine."(Yes... she was blonde...)

Scene: A college political science class

Professor: (Handing out the first of his weekly exams) "We're having a little quizzie today!"Coed: (Flipping through the several pages of the over 100-question "quiz") "If this is one of your 'quizzies', I'd hate to see one of your 'testies'!"

... the next 5 minutes of class was consumed by much laughter and watching her turn various shades of red...