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Chief I and fucminf zooted and not going to fix my selling errors because fuck if. I can type really fast what the e yuck this is fast the guy below me was right woab this is cool!! I fucking love my girlfriend.

Bro I had like nine bowls a joint and a bottle of That good Makers 46 Bourbon and I’m so high I’m yelling at myself for lying because I’m not high but I’m high but like my brain is like you lie all the time when you’re high and I’m like so yeah that means I’m high... wait no it doesn’t im a truther when I’m stoned I’m obviously stoned and then he was like naaah son kodak Black is gay and I wan like NAHHHH

bruh high as
shit right now whats good future peeps, im chillin in 2017, its a late sunday rn, chillin in bed, how you guys doing. sick ill be a written record in history and could be used in history class or somethjng.

bruh im sitting here like a fucking vegetable, high out of my mind, on a webpage that nobody has used in more than a year, and i feel like my body is doing sideways somersalts, like my body feels like its supposed to be spinning in circles but in reality im just sitting here, kind of like that space station from the movie martian where like part of it is just still but the other part is spinning around the middle yea thats the body high of being high baaically.

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