REQUIREMENTS: 45 years old and older a plus.
MUST LIKE: Falling asleep by 9pm, "Mid-Life Red" Sports Cars, and "the good old days where kids respected their elders
TURN OFFS: Baggy Pants, internet slang, being on my lawn.

You guys are complete jackasses. Was the line in Club Penguin full? Blow. This is supposed to be a social thread, it's not for antisocial forum trolls like yourselves who've got nothing better to do than issue lame one liners.

I can feel for the OP here in a way. Nobody in STO uses spatial and Zone chat rolls by faster than the "emergency maintenance" threads. All I can suggest is if you click with somebody on the boards chat it up and maybe link up in game. Use group chat when you get PUGs during missions, you may be surprised how many respond.