Here's Some Stupid For Lunch

In which we learn that some people think ISIS is as dumb as they are.

We at the Cafe have been hoping that Andrea Tantaros of Fox News would happen by one day, because our head chef was dying to try out some of the recipes for derp a l'orange that Ms. Tantaros serves up on a regular basis to her audience of angry, fearful Caucasian layabouts. Finally, her prayers were answered.

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Tantaros ...with President Obama, the last thing I want to hear, the next time an American is taken hostage is that ISIS would like Tsarnaev released and freed, (yea) and traded...

Why in the name of Baal would ISIS possibly want Dzhokhar Tsarnaev released? OK, maybe just to fk with the minds of people like Andrea Tantaros. Why would the president agree to it? Why is there air? And why is this person on it?

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