Alanis Morissette's business manager has admitted to wire fraud and filing false tax returns for failing to report more than $6.5 million that he stole from his celebrity clients and will plead guilty to the charges, federal prosecutors said on Wednesday.

As part of a plea deal, Jonathan Todd Schwartz admitted that he stole the money - including $4.8 million from Morissette alone - between May 2010 and January 2014. The additional $1.7 million was stolen from two other clients who were not named.

When confronted about the theft, prosecutors said, Schwartz lied and claimed that he had invested it in an illegal marijuana-growing business on Morissette's instructions.

Morissette sued Schwartz in civil court last year but dropped the lawsuit. He had been facing up to 23 years in federal prison, but his plea deal calls for a sentence of four to six years.

Van Jones brought his insight onto Conan. He discusses the problems with the election, how he knew Trump would win, & how he saw more drugs done at Yale than any black community.

Van has constructive criticism for Democrats, namely: "You never win the championship criticizing the other team." Says that we need to stop calling each other names, because that just pushes people away.

Van saw more drugs being done at Yale University than he ever saw in any black community, but those kids never went to prison.

- when you flop faves hit a follower milestone, they post a screenshot of some smarmy message of gratitude they mindlessly wrote on apple notes while sitting on the toilet- however, when the the mogul-supermodel-megastar broke 11 million, she not only expressed her appreciation for her followers but also gave them a reason to be grateful — by writing "11 m" on her chest and clutching her breasts for a racy instagram shot- the striking black-and-white photo is just one of the many reasons why ontd loves rita

- Career nobody and world #117 Denis Istomin beat #2 Novak Djokovic 7-6 (8); 5-7; 2-6; 7-6(5); 6-4 in the second round of the Australian Open.- Six-time Aus Open champion, twelve-time Grand Slam winner, and favorite for the title Djokovic hasn't lost in a GS R2 since 2008- Novak hasn't ever lost to a player outside top 100 at a Grand Slam- One of the biggest mens tennis upsets- Bottom half of the draw is now wide open for Nadal, Dimitrov, Raonic, and even bloody Gasquet

In a move attempting to mirror Trump's success (ugh) in the States, Kevin O'Leary, an entrepreneur known for Dragon's Den (Canada) and Shark Tank (US), is trying to be the next reality TV star to enter politics. After months of speculation, O'Leary entered the race to become the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. (For Americans, Stephen Harper, our last Prime Minister, was the last leader of the CPC and now the party is holding an election for a new leader. Generally to be the Prime Minister of Canada, you must be the leader of the party that gets elected with the most seats in Parliament*.) He chose to enter the leadership race immediately after the French language debate was held, presumably because of his lack of French speaking-skills. "The 13 other candidates — many of whom, like O'Leary, aren't bilingual — were forced to answer eight questions entirely in French at an event where no translation was provided."

Like Trump, O'Leary has said a variety of controversial things already, such as unions are "evil" and, in a radio interview recently, that Canadians are known as peacekeepers not warriors and “there is nothing proud about being a warrior.”

"...[O'Leary is] an opportunist. He doesn't do anything that doesn't offer a path to power, fame or fortune — and that should have us all afraid.

He's the business community's worst spokesperson. Why? Because he represents capitalism in its very worst form — a soulless system that bases decisions solely on dollars and cents, profit and margin"

Dickinson also writes about the time a group of Nova Scotian kids came on Dragon's Den to pitch for their not-for-profit gardening/salad dressing business and every Dragon gave the kids $10,000, without royalties, except self-professed billionaire O'Leary because there was nothing in it for him.

The vote for CPC leadership will be held on May 27, 2017.

*Technically there's more to it, like really it's the person who has the confidence of the house as decided by the Governor General, who's the representative of the Queen, but, yeah, that's the basics.

“Good Omens” or, more fully, “Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch,” is a comedic take of the coming of the apocalypse. It centers on the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley, who attempt to short-circuit the End Times, and the Antichrist who, because of a mixup at the hospital, is a seemingly normal boy raised by English parents.

- Based on the 1990 Fantasy novel by Neil Gaiman and the late Terry Pratchett- Targeted for 2018 for a six-episode adaptation with Gaiman as writer and showrunner- Pratchett gave his blessing before his passing in 2015- BBC Studios, Narrativia, and Blank Corporation will be co-producing for Amazon Prime Video and the BBC- Gaiman says, “Almost thirty years ago, Terry Pratchett and I wrote the funniest novel we could about the end of the world, populated with angels and demons, not to mention an eleven-year-old Antichrist, witchfinders and the four horsepeople of the Apocalypse,” Gaiman said in a statement. “It became many people’s favourite book. Three decades later, it’s going to make it to the screen. I can’t think of anyone we’d rather make it with than BBC Studios, and I just wish Sir Terry were alive to see it.”---

One of my most favorite books back in the day, I'm looking forward to this =) I'm glad Gaiman will be working on it as well. With American Gods coming this year and now this, I'm pretty stoked! So, who is your fancast? And how many nipples do you have, ONTD?

This week the couples had their first getaway challenge called Love Stinks the guys are blindfolded and tied up while the girls who are also blindfolded have to choose and untie their pick only based on their smell.The winners this week Andre & Alicia Hannah & TylerKari & Joey

The Truth Booth

The Match Up CeremonyTotal of Correct Matches: Zero it's a blackoutThe tears started falling as these couples had their hearts "broken" and lost $500 000

The Probability of a Perfect MatchLooks like they're back to square one

Describing his upcoming role in "Adolf the Artist", Iwan Rheon commented "[Being typecast] is something I massively have to look out for. But it's a short film. You get offered to play Hitler in a half-hour satirical view of him trying to be an artist and you can't really turn it down. But I think I have to be very wary now of not playing too many baddies."