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"Scuba Diving Gave Me The Bends"

Parody Written by:

Liam McCormack

The Lyrics

The Bends: A disorder, seen especially in deep-sea divers, caused by the formation of nitrogen bubbles in the blood and tissues following a sudden drop in the surrounding pressure, as when ascending rapidly from a dive, and characterized by severe pains in the joints and chest, skin irritation, cramps, and paralysis. Note: in this parody the 'jar' means the decompression chamber.Note: when singing the title lyrics, it should be sung "scuba die, ving gave me the bends"

The pressure had gone too fastI didn't think my air would last

Scuba diving gave me the bends

Like so many of the times pastThe symptom's here it's come so fast

Scuba diving gave me the bends

Here comes the ambulanceGurney's from the carMy joints are in pain, I wrenchDidn't think I went down far

As my bo-dy restsI won't forget the watch I lost

Scuba diving gave me the bends

(interlude)

Tried to surface too fastDidn't think my breath would last

Scuba diving gave me the bends

My alarm bells began to ringI swear I thought I saw a shark fin

Scuba diving gave me the bends

Here comes the pain againI leaned on my armMy efforts were in vain againI'm back here in this jar

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