Meet Your Overly Attached Girlfriend

She’ll never let you go. Not even after she’s strangled you to death.

“She monitors your sleeping / she reads your emails, too / you’d like to break it off with her / but she won’t allow that, dude” – that’s a verse of a song I’m writing for the new meme, Overly Attached Girlfriend, partly as a tribute and partly as a warning to those who dare date her. Beware… beware…