Lame...I think Im going to have to leave the site again. At this point, I can't afford to renew my account. Ironically, this is mostly due to a little game called Halo: Reach and its $150 price for the epic edition. Nekkid ladies vs Halo....please dont make me choose!!

I'm so goddamn excited! I've been invited to do live art at San Francisco's Armory!! Kink.com's fortress of debauchery is collaborating with the art gallery I intern at, and I pestered the higher-ups enough to let me show off my stuff!

The event, "Thin Line Between Art & Sex" features live sex acts from kink.com's models and artists from... Read More

Hello SuicideGirls friend! This message is copied and pasted, but that doesn't mean I don't still love you, it simply means I prefer the ability to play bass as opposed to carpal-tunnel-from-re-typing! Haha!

Regardless...

If you can read this, that means I would really appreciate it if you were to check out my band, The Wrecktals! We just recorded a demo, and a couple tracks are up on MySpace, and then a track-or-two-that's-not-on-MySpace is on FaceBook.

We really wanna make friends with you! Seriously! That's one thing that a lot of bands hate... There's this nice fat fucking gap between fan and artist. Fuck that gap. Gaps need to be fucked. Fuck it! The Gap that is! So go there! And tell us what you think!

And again, please tell us what you think! And if you know anybody who likes their punk and ska and hardcore... Please pass the good word on!

Look! We're like Rancid! Can we have some street cred now?

Wigglywigglywiggly!

This band is my baby. We are going to be successful (in terms of creating that feeling in someone's chest when they hear that song they love, not "successful" as in "money"). It's our dream and it's gonna happen through our own hard work and passion and love for radness!

But like I said, we have a demo out. You pay $4 and you get eight (wicked-quality) tracks that last almost half-an-hour, some sweet DIY eye-candy, and instant immortality/karma! That's right! Everyone who buys our demo will have their name immortalized somewhere on the next release! So make sure we know who you are! We want to thank each and every one of you who actually listened to us!

We're playing lots of rad underground shows and we support all of those who make music for the sake of creation and expression. I've been to every fucking band I can imagine within five-bajillion-miles of me, so the favour better be returned!

My name is Christoph, but most people call me Slut (short for PunkerSlut)... And you can call me Susan, if it makes you happy... But on behalf of The Wrecktals, thank you for your time! I hope you like us!

Work up at about 12 because my parents told me they were going out. Its always akward to have my mom come in to wake me up when I sleep in the nude. How rude (I made a rhyme!). Anyways, them leaving meant I got... Read More