Forbes Magazine List 10 Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood. Derrrrp.

This LIST. I actually get why Sourpuss Stewart is the Number One Highest Paid Actress in Hollywood, (that’s what is tattooed on her middle finger, obviously). Twihards seeing that movie over and over and over, PLUS merch? Did Sourpuss pull a Jack Nicholson (as The Joker in Tim Burton’s Batman) and get a crap-load of a percentage in lunchbox sales? I’ll bet she did.