According to Kim Kardashian,she’s as smooth as a baby’s bottom! The 29-year-old Armenian beauty is Allure’s September cover girl and sat down with the mag to discuss a super awkward subject — hair removal! Now we know why the gorgeous brunette always looks so amazing in a string bikini!

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star says there’s one more thing she can’t live without: makeup! Her dad even enrolled her in beauty school when she was just 14.

“Makeup is my life,” she says. “[I went to beauty school] to learn how to apply makeup properly, so I wouldn’t have too much on or look crazy.”

Kim went on to reminisce about her late father Robert Kardashian, who passed away in 2003 from Esophageal cancer.

“I feel lazy when I’m not working,” she says. “I learned all my business sense from my dad. He always believed in me, and I think the last thing he said to me before he passed away was, ‘I know you’re gonna be OK. I’m not worried about you.'”

The E! star definitely has a few skeletons in her closet, like her infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J from 2007. But Kim doesn’t want to look back; she wants to set a good example.

“Not my most proud moment, it was humiliating. But now let’s move on,” she says about the tape. “Not that I don’t think it’s no one’s business, but I think I’ve done a good job with replacing negative things with positive things.”

We do too, Kim — and we’re ready to focus on the positive things you’re doing with your life!