Ochocinco Publishes a Little (Alleged) Sexcapade on His Twitter Account

Depending on how much of a Chad Ochocinco fan you are, his Twitter account may have become a serious TMI situation for you on Thursday night. Unless Chad is a complete liar — which I wouldn’t doubt — he went on a blind date with a 57-year-old woman. It would appear he was keeping his partner in crime up to speed with all the happenings of the date via Twitter. He Tweeted everything from who was paying for the meal to how they (allegedly) ended up in the sack together. It sounds like this time Russell the Love Muscle was involved. Want dirty details? He’s got those, too. Check out some of these Tweets.

And for the grand finale…

Yep, he went there. I haven’t the slightest clue what he meant when he said she was like Samantha from Sex and the City. I don’t understand the reference at all. Okay, maybe I do. But I’m not proud of it.