October 19, 2018

Drake betrayed by handicapped friend, prompting dilemma

What do you when your friend puts your business—your personal business, as Brian Johnson would put it—on Front Street, and that friend might not be long for the Planet Earth?

On the one hand, you want to put a shoe on him. But on the other hand, you don't want to accidentally kill him.

In the case of Drake producer Noah "40" Shebib, there's also the concern that you want to get as many beats out of him as you can before his fingers become to gnarled to work a keyboard, or whatever it is he does. Or worse, god forbid.

According to Pusha-T, it was Shebib who revealed to some sex worker he's "dating" that Drake had a secret baby in France with a white pr0n chick. And I guess she told Pusha-T? If Shebib isn't getting a "freebie," he might need to see about getting a refund. (They probably do that in Canada.)

Indeed if there's a lesson in all of this, it's that if you're fuxxing with a sex worker (which for a man of a certain means might be more convenient), you need to watch what you say to her, and you definitely need to wrap it up.

It's not just about what you might get from her, it's what she might get from you!

Here's the wheelchair tipping scene from The Big Lebowski, for illustrative purposes:

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What do you when your friend puts your business—your personal business, as Brian Johnson would put it—on Front Street, and that friend might not be long for the Planet Earth?

On the one hand, you want to put a shoe on him. But on the other hand, you don't want to accidentally kill him.

In the case of Drake producer Noah "40" Shebib, there's also the concern that you want to get as many beats out of him as you can before his fingers become to gnarled to work a keyboard, or whatever it is he does. Or worse, god forbid.

According to Pusha-T, it was Shebib who revealed to some sex worker he's "dating" that Drake had a secret baby in France with a white pr0n chick. And I guess she told Pusha-T? If Shebib isn't getting a "freebie," he might need to see about getting a refund. (They probably do that in Canada.)

Indeed if there's a lesson in all of this, it's that if you're fuxxing with a sex worker (which for a man of a certain means might be more convenient), you need to watch what you say to her, and you definitely need to wrap it up.

It's not just about what you might get from her, it's what she might get from you!

Here's the wheelchair tipping scene from The Big Lebowski, for illustrative purposes: