So This Happened: Drunk Guy Strips Naked and Takes a Dump on a Grocery Store Self Checkout

June 2, 2016

So apparently this happened.

Ever wondered how drunk does a person have to be to strip naked and take a dump on a self checkout at a Kroger grocery store?

Well, just ask 23-year-old Colin Murphy (above) who showed up at a Cincinnati, Ohio Kroger drunk and decided to drop trow, pulling his entire underwear down to take a crap on one of the self checkout registers that people use to ring their groceries up on.

But first, according to the complaint, as he slurred his words and stumbled around the store, he decided to strip naked in front of one of the Kroger employees. For good measure.

Murphy, who police say reeked of alcohol when they arrested him, was charged with disorderly conduct and public indecency. Bail was set at $2,000 and he has a pre-trial hearing today.