so they continued through the Hasbro HQ, entered the warehouse and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw the floor to ceiling shelves full of My Little Pony Rainbow Dash dolls. Just seconds later, Jar Jar turns the corner and plows into The Little Man ...

So the unlikely trio slunked through the shelves holding thousands of Rainbow Dash dolls. "Was one of these the spawn of Cthulhu?" thought Larry. Maybe we could feed Jar Jar to it and make a getaway. Legions of Star Wars fans would sing our names in praise, we would be heroes!

Shaking his head Larry thought "the stress must be getting to me".

As quietly as they could they passed the shelves and made it to the vast supply of Play-Doh ...

Larry and The Little Man ran as fast as they could, because politics might even be worse than Rainbow Dash Spawn of Cthulhu, and maybe even Cthulhu himself. But they were wrong.

They turned a corner and came to a screeching stop in sight of utmost horror. An eldritch horror to damage the very soul of our 2 intrepid adventurers. A massive, gargantuan aisle of .... Monopoly games!!!

But luckily the games all fell over and they landed on Jar Jar and Colin Powell, this was such as force that it killed Jar Jar and Colin Powell with no chance of them ever coming back to life again! But really the games didn't fall over, they were pushed over, and standing behind the games is . . . .

"What are you youngin's doing here," drawled Chuck Norris. "Rich Uncle Pennybags and I were about to enjoy cupcakes from his custom Easy Bake Oven, when all this commotion made them go flat. Where I come from, that's unforgivable. Explain yourselves!"

"woah, slow down their partner" Chuck said. "You mean to tell me that the spawn of Cthulhu came back through a time rift, took the form of Rainbow Dash, bit off your head, terrorized a Dairy Queen and left you here to try and devise a plan to stop him with Jar Jar Binks and Colin Powell?"

Larry looked on in shock. "how did he know all of that?" he thought "I mean, he is Chuck Norris, but still, this seems strange..."

I just want to say, God, on behalf of all of us thank you for all of the good things we do in your name, like charity and forgiveness. That’s an idea we would never come up with. That’s for sure. You know that better than anybody.

... a computerized voice filled the room," I am the TI 9000 MAINFRAME, sower of discord! You shall..."

I just want to say, God, on behalf of all of us thank you for all of the good things we do in your name, like charity and forgiveness. That’s an idea we would never come up with. That’s for sure. You know that better than anybody.

..peeking around the corner Jfro shouts out "That is MY LINE!" and as he shrinks back into the shadows...

plunges it into the ground, causing a rift to open in the warehouse floor which swallows the Spainish Inquisition whole, sending them to place where they rightfully belong.

"Wow!" says Larry. I didn't know you could do that with a spoon. "I doubt if you could" said The Little Man, "you're not Chuck Norris". Larry didn't hear him though. His attention was fixed toward the very angry Rainbow Dash Spawn of Cthulhu that had just appeared from a aisle in the distance.