Libtards

06/19/2010

Apologies to JFD for lifting the "Little Barry" designation, but the bumbling reader of TOTUS truly is living up to it. Or should I say down to it? The man who would be king continues to make headlines, receive loving ego caresses by some in the media, and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a very little man indeed. Kate at An Ol' Broad's Ramblings has a regular feature titled "Weasel Time", which is where I snagged this descriptive cartoon. This is just one of many that she has collected, all of which represent an honest take on the current man-caused catastrophes.

But wait... isn't there only one man-caused catastrophe on the minds of Americans? Let's see, there is the oil spill which is likely man-caused to a large degree, although accidents do happen and hopefully the causes will be determined once the leak is stopped and the mess is cleaned up. Of course, stopping the flow and preventing the spread of crude does not take priority over the political points to be scored... at least to some. This point is a symptom of another man-caused catastrophe (or as my father-in-law suggested, "the greatest man-made disaster"). Who can honestly assess the state of things and deny that the Obama Presidency coupled with decades of bureaucratic barrier construction is indeed a man-caused catastrophe? It could also be assumed that an Obama Presidency would be quite catastrophic even in the absence of the barriers of which his administration either:

12/26/2009

Thank goodness there are such well-meaning nutjobs out there, who can fight for those who are among the most pure and helpless. The innocent victims of the Illinois Prison System deserve advocacy when nasty taxpayers attack. Who among the the numerous libtard groups will take the lead, will take up arms to battle the grave injustice? The poor fellows, after all, have enough to bear given the fact that society has so unjustly imprisoned them. I ask again, who? Who will rise to the noble occasion and smite the cruel taxpayer?

The hero of this tale might not be who one would expect. He is not the typical Hollywood Castro fan, who speaks out on behalf of the poor victimized cop killer. He is not the usual bleeding heart weenie whose primary concern is the freedom of convicted sex-offenders. He is not even the libertarian who wants the prison commissaries stocked with the good Antigua ganja. The angelic inmates, so wrongly held for misunderstood transgressions, seek a new kind of hero... or a new age hero.

To allow certain newspapers to be treated as described in section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 and exempt from tax under section 501(a) of such Code.

This is ingenious! Rep. Maloney, spawn of Helen, has realized that the traditional sources of Dimocrat propaganda cannot compete with unbiased sources of actual information. In typical lib fashion, Maloney proposes a welfare program to support entities such as the New Yor Slimes.

09/18/2009

As hard as it might be to fathom any infestation of political parasites being more invasive, destructive, or slime-ridden than those that ooze from Chicago's political septic tank, we may have found such an entity. The fact that the Massachusetts Dem scum voted in their state House to change the Senate succession rules now that they have a Statist governor again is not surprising. What is incredible, though, is the blatant hypocrisy and near-admission of the true principles of the modern Dimocrat Party.

There can be no serious discussion of the legitimacy of this decision, as the party in power can apparently do as it pleases and in places like Massachusetts and Illinois there is no concern for a political backlash. In Illinois, for example, not even the Republican Party wants to stray from the liberal agenda as is evidenced by the favored status of RINO Mark Kirk to replace Arlen Specter (but in Roland Burris' seat) in the Senate. In Massachusetts, they keep sending Barney Frank to the House to create housing crises and slobber on taxpayer-purchased microphones. Massachusetts has a terrible history on the Senate side, having repeatedly sent Gigolo John Heinz-Kerry and the late Chappaquiddick breast-stroke gold medalist from 1969 to pollute the Senate.

07/26/2009

To the casual observer, our federal government would seem to be spinning out of control. To the more attentive observer, it is clear that the spin is intentional. What can one possibly expect when the leadership of the House and Senate has such a high concentration of particulate feces? Then consider the crowning jewel or plastic cherry atop the Statist Sundae, B. Hussein Obnoxious, as official reader of TOTUS and it is clear that the powers that be do not want what is best for our nation.

Barack's partner in The Chicago Annenberg challange, Bill "Unrepentant Domestic Terrorist/Guilty As Hell, Free As A Bird" Ayers must be proud that the infiltration of his radical ilk into the education system has brought the nation to this point. Imagine if the education system had not been hijacked by the likes of The Weather Underground. Imagine if public schools actually taught the negative impact of FDR's idiocy. Imagine if the late Walter Cronkite hadn't inspired generations of biased "journalists". Without these subversive elements our nation would have been deprived the majesty of the Obamas, for substance would have precluded their rise to the top.

"Big Brother" Barry might believe "the stars are aligned" to destroy our medical care in this nation, but it would seem that House and Senate Dimocrats believe "the stars are aligned" to reach out to a key constituency: convicts.

03/05/2009

I was just walking through the cafeteria during my lunch hour and on the television, as is common in this era of egomaniacal leadership, was "Big Brother" Barack Obama. I know he seems to have some sort of psychiatric affliction that drives him to aspire to be on every telescreen (sorry, he doesn't actually have us at that point... yet) or television at all times. The blurb below his smug upper body read something along the lines of "President Obama says companies are shipping jobs overseas or shutting down." The shameless part of this most recent bit of theater is that he is apparently talking about the supposed 'healthcare crisis.' You know, the one we must fix now, before his plans draw too much reasonable scrutiny.

I hope I am wrong in my assumption that he was linking healthcare to the loss of jobs. I hope he isn't actually the despicable liar I believe him to be. Can you imagine the "audacity" of his dishonest show if my assumption was correct?

His American liberty destroying base and its varying groups of libtard special interests do everything in their power to kill business in the name of "the people" and he is going to use this to argue for ruining American healthcare for the sake of centralized power? What do labor unions, environmentalist nutjobs, slip and fall John Edwards style ambulance chasers, and "community organizers" have in common? They all work to kill business in some fashion.

The union monstrosity is obvious, but of course that won't stop their Barry from paying them off with support for "card check." These production prevention organizations artificially inflate wages and hold companies hostage to demands that eventually cross the threshold of it being worth maintaining the business, at least in its current location. Barack will see that unions are allowed to do to other states what they have done to places like Michigan.

St. Barack defers to the eco-crazies with crap and trade schemes for wealth redistribution and manufacturing hampering. This is a man who wants plug-in cars, but nothing to power them. This is a man who seeks to further handcuff the automotive industry by dictating what they will build. If this disingenuous "leader" was sincere perhaps he would travel a Hell of a lot less!

These vermin would have us ignore the impact of medical malpractice lawsuits on the cost of health insurance. The parasitic lawyers are too important a group of campaign donors to be a part of the problem. Instead of blaming the spirit channeling adulterer and his litigating ilk, the focus is on how the famously efficient federal government can better care for the health needs of its subjects (oh yes these people would have us be subjects.)

Just don't get too old, or have any condition that might limit your capacity for contributing to the collective, otherwise your health and any care it may require will be given low priority in Barry's Brave New World!