Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Dylann Roof and The Beltway Sniper. No, I’m not casting an all-star production of Assassins: The Musical! If you add Tokyo Toni (and we know she likes the company of jail birds), you’ve got a list of people who have taken justice into their own hands and acted as their own legal counsel! Page Six reports that Toni is representing herself in a lawsuit she filed against talk show host and shady husband haver Wendy Williams.

According to Page Six:

The celebrity mom — who is going after Williams for defamation of character, slander and harassment — claims Williams “has had guests on her show helping to defame me,” according to the suit, which was obtained by Page Six via The Blast. Toni, whose real name is Shalana Jones-Hunter, claims the constant “negative light” that Williams has cast upon her has caused her to lose sleep and has even affected her relationship, claiming it has been “compromised due to [Williams’] lies.”

The kicker, Toni wants $1 million for “a lifetime of pain and suffering”. In a HANDWRITTEN complaint, Toni claims that Wendy is responsible for her “stress and depression” by allowing guests to come on her show and disparage her. According to The Blast, Toni took particular umbrage with being called a “gold-digging stripper”.

Toni says Wendy has continuously trashed her on “The Wendy Williams” show to millions of people by displaying a “great deal of hate by saying these nasty irrational despicable things.”

The Blast adds:

Toni claims the alleged lies have caused her great embarrassment, saying, “I have never been so humiliated and shamed in my entire life. I am a humanitarian!!!”

Toni says that she is having trouble eating (check your grill, girl), sleeping (loosen that weave, girl), her blood pressure is up (take your pill, girl), she’s “highly depressed” (take your other pill, girl) and has has had to stop working as an Uber and Lyft driver because of the stress. Zoink! Imagine calling for an Uber and Toni shows up in her whip to take you downtown. Seriously, imagine it. Wouldn’t it be like a Christmas miracle?

Toni says she’s been so fucked up that she landed in the hospital last December and she blames Wendy for it entirely. It seems the family is all suited up and ready to go now. If Blac Chyna’s lawsuit againstRob Kardashian doesn’t pan out, momma’s “plan B” suit against Wendy is sure to pay. And if for some reason it’s not taken seriously in the courts, there’s always “plan C”: Making sure O.J. works his way back into the Kardashian fold one way or another.

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