Wolf-Isa...-- Is a homoerotica (yaoi/slash) writer.-- Is an anime freak-- Likes shota-kon and yaoi-- Would be a slut if he had a male body-- Is bisexual-- Hates radical Christians (You know those bastards that try to push Christianity on you and go "If you don't believe in God you're going to Hell)-- Likes fire-- Is a gothic/raver/anime/j-rocker-- Would totally be an incubus-- Likes pizza rolls-- Is prettier than you-- Is a transexual (Mentally male)-- Is the world's smartest dumb-ass-- Isn't Christian

"I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" - ???"Dance my puppets, dance! Mwhahaha!" - God"I need a poor defenseless little boy to huggle and some waffles." - Wolf"Yami says hi." - Pyro"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." - ???"I like crossdressing blonde boys who like to be treated like ladies. Also, if they wear skinpy outfits it's a plus." - Wolf"Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstien"I pickle your feet!!! TO THE EXXXXTREEEEEME!" - Wolf"Who did what to who for how many jellybeans?" - Caelie"Didn't your mother ever teach you about good touches and bad touches?" - Shellsea"Na no da!" - Ryuichi Sakuma"Foolish, foolish, foolish." - Yuki Eiri"Don't call me a fool. People who call others fools are fools themselves." - Shuichi Shindou"If ever has a reason to cry other than his own naive stupidity, I'll never forgive you." - Hiroshi Nanako"I bet it could kick the patootie out of your Spirit Gun!" - Kazuma Kuwabara"Depends on which finger I use" *holds up middle finger* - Yusuke Urameshi"Any prize worth getting usually requires a risk." Kurama"Chickens don't have nuggets, but roosters do." - Wolf"Four-leaf clovers are like pot for Leprechuans." - Wolf"I'm as innocent as a bomb in a baby carriage." - Wolf"See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, but that leaves do no evilwide open." ~ ???"I'm bored. Entertain me or I will remove your colon and serve it to my god on a silver platter sided with fine wine and cheese." - Wolf

I can PROVE that J.K. Rowling has a very dirty mind.This is an excerpt taken from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I have replaced the word 'wand' with the word 'wang', the rest is real text from the book.

Harry did not bow. He was not going to let Voldemort play with him before killing him...he was not going to give him that satisfaction.... "I said bow," Voldemort said, raising his wang--and Harry felt his spine curve as though a huge, invisible hand were bending him ruthlessly forward, and the Death Eaters laughed harder than ever.

How to Get Rid of a Hooker the Proper Way in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City1. Pick one up2. Take her to the alleyway3. Watch your money go down4. Drive away while your money still goes down5. Drive faster6. Jump out while the car is heading for a wall7. Watch the car explode with the hooker8. Repeat steps 1-7

While playing GTA: Vice City, I use the cheat code that lets me play as Mercades and since he still has a male voice but a female body my dad said I was being a crossdresser. On the mission to intimidate the jury members I used the cheat code for all powerful weapons and used the chainsaw to trash teh jury dude's car. As they jury guy was running away my dad commented "I'd run from a crossdresser with a chainsaw too."