Funny / Scott Steiner

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It's no secret that Scott Steiner is hilarious, even when he's trying to be as intimidating as possible. It would be a nearly impossible task to find all of his comedic moments, but here are a few of them.

As mentioned on the main page, Steiner, during his TNA career, made it a point to harass any beautiful woman he came across. In one segment, the backstage interviewer makes the mistake of asking him what he thinks is about to "go down." When he inevitably turns the question sexual ("What's about to go down? You are. Later on. Back in my hotel room"), she turns her head to the side with a look that just screams "I should have known better. I have no one to blame but myself."

Steiner: Listen, I got freaks 9 days out of the week. I could give him— Bully Ray: ... there's only 7 days in a week. [beat]Steiner: Man, you ain't Big Poppa, I'm the Big Bad Booty Daddy, and [gibberish]...! Bully Ray: ENGLISH!

After winning Stacy Keibler's managerial services, Steiner sums it up in the only way he can, as it goes off-the-rails and un-PG very quickly. Poor Stacy has to not only keep it together, she also has to sell looking forward to getting plowed by Steiner (which wasn't really the point of the angle).

Scott: That's not all I won, see, I, for one, know what it's like to taste the sweet nectar of a woman's juices—

Scott: ...and I'm gonna show Stacy what Test couldn't show her, what it's like to be with a real man!...So if you hear tonight someone saying, "Oh God! Oh God!", and screams out "THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!", MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!...it's gonna be Stacy!

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