Tarantula Sandwich!

This is the yuckiest sandwich in the world. Do you really want to hear the name of it? Well, I will tell you, but don’t blame me if you’re so grossed out that you can only eat bread for the rest of your life. It is called the tarantula sandwich, with squished up ants for mayonnaise. It tastes furry, gooey, and nasty. It looks sticky and not nutritious. It smells like dead pig and stinky trash. And do you want to know who’s going to eat it? The universe! Everyone wants to try the nasty sandwich because it helps your muscles. If you eat it, you will have an aftertaste of hair and you will throw up. The only place you can get it is at Stop & Shop for $15,000. Thank you for trying my sandwich!

Joshuan

Josh played a security guard in the 2013 Summer Theater and Writing Camp's production of "I'm from Boston, What's the Problem?" He looks to actor Brad Pitt for inspiration. Josh is especially grateful to be alive.