Dallas, TX (Parody Wire)
- Chiquita Banana today announced that Laura Bush is going to be their
corporate spokesperson. The former First Lady will be the new
"Miss Chiquita" for the company. Mrs. Bush said she decided to take
the commercial position in part because of her husband's fondness of
bananas. "As you know, George still likes to put on his monkey
pants and play air hockey with Dick Cheney. After a few hours of
strenuous play, George likes to crack open a bottle of Mountain Dew
and have couple of Chiquita bananas," said Mrs. Bush.