Sweet cake dickhead. A fucking Moroccan elephant with you on top dressed like Tyrone Biggums doing the Nazi salute. Awful. I hope nobody ate your shitty cake and just had ice cream cake instead and you were all disappointed about it and then went home and found all your shit was stolen. Worst cake ever.

Trust me, I hate chris bosh just as much as the next guy. But go fuck yourself kneel that is the coolest fucking cake ive ever seen. Heard the barstool san fran job is up for grabs… go get it kneel, that’s all you homeboy… conquer your dreams faggot

Thats his new studio apt after getting Bosh’d on the black nazi elephant cake for $150k, and Bosh’d for another $479k in purses. Hopefully he won’t Bosh the suicide attempt with that machete leaning against the wall.

I don’t care how much you make, unless it is literally Billions, there’s no need to have $480,000 worth of jewelry laying around your house (and I guarantee he has much more than that). You may argue he makes a shit load, yes his salary was around $16,000,000 last year, so $480,000 is about 3% of that (although that was his GROSS – so it is really closer to 5% his net). That would be the equivalent of a dude making $100,000 rocking a $3,000 watch – jigga rich