You’re So Vain, You Probably Didn’t Know You Were a Jerk: Hollywood’s 15 Most Infamous Celebs!

The public expects celebrities to smile, nod, and be nice but the truth is we’re all human and some celebs just aren’t cut from that cloth. Some celebs are just naturally rude, temperamental, ego-maniacal, condescending, stuck-up schmucks that make us want to give them one across the face. We may enjoy their work but their attitudes and personalities leave much to be desired.

Peruse our list of Hollywood’s 15 douchiest celebs!

John Mayer

John Mayer must have some serious self-loathing issues. The only way he can make himself feel better is to slore around Hollywood with as many hot celebrity women as possible, pretend he actually likes them, and say arrogant and condescending things to lord his intelligence over them and everyone else. He is a beautiful musician, though. If only he could just play and not speak.

Not a douche. Just because you don’t like the truth he’s saying, doesn’t mean he’s a douche. Liberal douche.

Icarus Melin

yes it does, when someone can have a freakout over the teleprompter not working, and frequently yells and argues with his guests for the sake of looking smarter than everyone else. he fits the same category as bill maher. truth has nothing to do with it. it has less to do what what you’re saying, and more with how you say it, douche.

Wesley Long

I would have to agree. Bill Maher and Bill O’Reilly are opposite sides of the same coin: Two men educated far beyond their respective intelligence, and neither nowhere near as bright as they believe themselves to be.

Shannon Lee Gilstad

You are right. The only reason Maher gets a pass is that he’s a liberal.

Heather

Where did she suggest it had anything to do with the content of his words?! It’s because of his behavior…you know, like the rest of this list. Idiot douche.

Britt

Chevy Chase does NOT belong on the list. His complaint is that he doesn’t feel comfortable with some of the hateful lines he is given. The exact opposite of a douche!

thefisherman

right exactly I read all his quotes and about his views and I really didn’t think he had anything to apologize for. I respected him for making a stand. this writer or whatever you call him doesn’t really know what he’s talking about with regard to his statements

Well, everybody knows he’s a jerk. This list is about celebrities who are unknown jerks.

http://twitter.com/StealthAve Stealth Avenue

It’s somewhat fascinating to me that you, on the one hand, call some of these guys misogynists, while on the other using the term “douche” without any regard for the history/use of the word. Let’s see, let’s use a feminine hygiene product as an insult, because things that go into vaginae are icky, amirite? (Except penises, naturally.) And who cares if people are dating inter racially… Is “White” capitalized for a reason? This writer clearly has some issues.

People seem to either hate Val Kilmer or love him on set. Half of the time, his coworkers say he’s a douche; the other half, they talk about how kind and considerate he is.

thefisherman

y’know its just like regular people. some people can work together some cant. val seems to have that personality. doesn’t necessarily mean jerk.

Hrm.

Yeah, this article is lame and racist. Go figure.

DC

You missed the,worst douche ever in Hollywood
Woody Allen

Heather

And one of the creepiest given he married his step-daughter.

Ketrina

Yeah Angus Jones was right though. Being honest doesn’t make you a douche.

BREENA

IF PEOPLE ARE REFERRING TO DEMI LOVATO AS WHITE YOU NEED TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE SHE’S MEXICAN… WHATS UP WITH THE WHITE COMMENT JUST LIKE BLACKS WOULD SAY ” THAT IS SO RACIST” … BE AWARE OF HOW YOU WRITE SENTENCES….

John Trapp

John Mayer a beautiful musician? Actually he’s nothing but a Stevie Ray Vaughn rip off artist. If some guy did an Elvis impersonation would you call him a “beautiful musician”?

Karenindixie

Kanye definitely earned the number one spot on this one.

Karenindixie

Why mention that the girls he goes out with are white? So what? As far as I know, he’s single, and he’s doing the Hollywood bachelor life right now. He may be jumping from one to another, but that doesn’t make him any different than any other guy. If that’s the criteria for being a douche, there are a whole lot of others who should be on this list.

Karenindixie

I hear stuff as far back as when she was playing an alien in Roswell that she was a diva. Apparently that hasn’t changed. But, I haven’t seen her in anything lately, so maybe it’s catching up.

Elliot Dash

Speaking of douches . . . . . . Pointing out that some of the women he hangs out with are too young and WHITE speaks to racism on this site . . . . .

DaleC

Chevy Chase is right… Community sucked.

WTF?

So what??? He can’t date white women because he’s not white?! Stupid writer!

Taryn Bryant

Yes yes. A fine array of douchebaggery.

Bdub

Angus T Jones is right for calling 21/2 men filth…If he doesn’t believe it then its a great reverse psychology move….”Oh, you are telling me not to watch it…you can’t tell me what to do, I want to watch that filth”.

Sherry t

You forgot about Nicholas cage. Biggest douche in the universe! While working at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic city where snake eyes was filmed I personally witnessed him say to his body guard “get this a$@hole away from me. I don’t want an extra sitting near me” I used to be a fan of his until that……

dieter

I can’t stand John Mayer. He is creepy, disgusting, sexist and racist.

Duane

Bill Maher is openly arrogant. He surrounds himself with “yes” people.