PITCH:

"We need a place where two people who essentially agree can get into a FURIOUS, unproductive argument over a tiny detail, carried out in the form of short, repetitive bursts yelled out at people who like them."

RESULT:

PITCH:

"What if we combined the repetitiveness of GIFs with the thrill of 'jarring sound unexpectedly blaring from your computer'? And also racism!"

RESULT:

PITCH:

"Picture every internet service you'll ever need, all in ONE place: News, Sports, Mail, Search, Movies, you name it -- done juuust barely well enough to keep existing, but not well enough for you to actually depend on it for any of those functions!"

RESULT:

PITCH:

"What if there were a place on the internet where straight white males could finally just hang out and be themselves, free of persecution?"

RESULT:

PITCH:

"Imagine, like...the New York Mets of search engines! NAY, the R.C. COLA of search engines!"

RESULT:

PITCH:

"I love listening to old songs, but I always wished I could watch spinning low-res JPEGs of the band and objects mentioned in the lyrics while the song is playing, then give it a thumbs-down!"

RESULT:

PITCH:

"Instead of falling out of touch with acquaintances who aren't important or interesting enough to stay in your life, what if you knew everyintimate detail about their relationships, their grad school applications, and their vague aphorisms about how 'You think you know someone......'"

RESULT:

PITCH:

"I'm not totally sure what this site would do yet, but what if, like, EVERYONE used it? We'll come back to that first part later."

RESULT:

PITCH:

"We'll be the go-to destination for new music videos, breaking music news, and exclusive concert footage in the world of OOHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTT you see that chick at the Long John's Drive Thru get DEEEEEECKKKKEDDD!!!!!!!!"

RESULT:

PITCH:

"What if there were a website that constantly complained about every other website, despite being no better or worse than anything else on the internet?"