The Sheriff's Department said Matthew Bruhn, 37, was driving a Ford Mustang convertible that he rented from Avis.

The driver of the tractor was not seriously hurt. Bruhn was treated for a broken finger.

Did I mention the truck was carrying LIQUID manure. That's like, the worst kind as far as I'm concerned. And I am VERY concerned. Unfortunately, dude didn't actually break the holding tank and have it spill into his convertible like we'd all hoped. Now THAT -- that would have made for some solid anti-texing and driving billboards. Something like 'When you text and drive, shit happens. LIQUID SHIT. That's the worst kind. Eyes on the road.'

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Thanks to Ali and Pyrblaze, who never text and drive because they're always chauffeured. That's my dream world.

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Anon the Mouse

"Now THAT -- that would have made for some solid anti-texing and driving billboards. "

Don't you mean... liquid? *budum-tss*

JJtoob

He, that was good.

Bertw192

The best part is that Griff drove a convertible Mustang in BTTF II... This could have been epic if his car filled up with manure. Griff you bonehead... don't you know texting doesn't work while driving!

Girgear

MANURE!

Adonos

I hate manure

David Gabel

only complete f'ing morons text and drive. it can always wait. this guy should've gotten worse.. like shit in the mouth