I'm sure many are familiar with the term.Im the only American born in my home but Identify more with Jamaican culture.All of my friends are Jamaican or Jamerican.It may sound strange but I just don't feel I can really connect with black American culture.Its kind of strange...

A jamaican boat man and a tourist were out crusing the river one day. The tourist being very educated turned to the boat man and asked"do u know Biology, Geology, Physcology or Criminalogy?" The poor boat man says"NO SIR", being rude the tourist replies"then what the hell you...

A man walks into a pub with his pet alligator. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then...

In America.Mi na come fram foreign. So mi a Yankee gyal. I'm American.I'm only part Jamaican on mi madda's side, but I still like to have fun speaking patois. I know a lot of real Jamaicans and they are fun, cool, happy, people, with good vibes and very laid back. Just ire all...

On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you ... If I can't, then I will be your slave!"
The American dropped a diamond. The Devil quickly found it and ate him...

A fat man saw advertisement
"lose 5kg in a week".
He called & said I would like to
join!
The lady in charge said to him
Lady: Ok!
Be ready tomorrow at
6am.
Next morning, the fat man gets to the
office and he was taken to
a room.
He opens the door & finds a hot
babe with...

Dis place a mi born. Dis mi second home tah where mi live now truth! Okay let me stop, so I'm Jamaican, my whole family is. I was the last person born in Jamaica out of my family :]. But we all moved, and we all still visit Jamaica every now and then... but we're all Jamaican...

Jamaican lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they're not prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Falmouth small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grand motherly, elderly woman named Miss Ivy to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Miss Ivy do...

I was told by my paternal grandmother that my greatgrandfather came from J'ca to Florida. No one knows if this is true, I do know, that the first time I landed in MoBay, I really felt as if I were home. Like I never felt it before or since. I am African-American, but I feel...

wah gwan! yep i'm half jamaican and i'm proud of it listening to my grandmother tell me stories and the history of such a rich culture makes me appreciate being apart of it even more from the patois to the dutty wine the mannish water and all i love it and wouldnt change it for...

This poem was inspired by Genesis 1:26 and 27
Lord, Lord, Why did you make me black? Why did you make me someone the world wants to hold back? Black is the colour of dirty clothes; the colour of grimy hands and feet. Black is the colour of darkness...

A girl posted an advertisment in the newspaper sayin.I NID A HUSBAND WHO WIL NEVA BEAT ME,LEAVE ME AND WILL SATISFY ME IN BED...the next day,a drunk man with no legs and arms knocked her door.
Girl:what do u want?
Man:i want to be ua husband
Girl:u dont fit for that.
Man:i have...

I am a lot if stuff lol ok so my mothers family is Jamaican but my grandparents moved to England and had their kids there and my mom was born their but her heritage is Jamaican . My mother mother is maroon decent ( African tribe who were runaway slaves and moved to the islands...

A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gate, strike up a conversation.
How yu dead?" the Trinidadian man asked the Jamaican. "Me freeze to death man," says the Jamaican. "That's awful, how it feel fi freeze to death?" asked the Trinidadian. "Well bredda it very...

I experienced quite the heartbreak when our relationship was forced to end (I went to college). It's been a month and some change since we split, and I must admit - it is the sex I miss the most. He was wonderfully attentive, yes, but most importantly, he was wonderfully good at...

Born and raised. There's nothing like having great culture, value, and discipline.....and can't forgot about the good GOOD food.
I had Ackee and Saltfish for breakfast with fried dumpling, and chocolate tea...
I'm happy that I also have a man that is also of Jamaican...

USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl...
.JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?
USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!
USA: This meal is not too bad
JAM: Di food cyan eat
USA: Where did you buy that awful...

and mover to the US about a year before I was born. Some of the stuff that they did seemed so backwards to me. It was like living in two different worlds, but I'm glad my parents are who they are and I'm proud that they are from Jamaica.

Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.
Only in Jamaica, you'll have police cars parked at rum bars.
Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.
Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul pill and bleach out dem
skin wid toothpaste...

A 90 year old man marries an 18yr old woman and
goes to a doctor. MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant,
your opinion doctor?
Dr Blaze: ok, Let me tell you a story..A hunter in a
hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves
into the jungle, sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella...