“Welcome to my page, I’m Aubrey Strawberry and everyone is
welcome here. What do you like doing? I like see my friends
most of all, sometimes at parties, sometimes in the park,
sometimes we just go round to each other's and have a good time. I’m friends will all the other millions, they’re all great and I like nothing better than catching up with them. Everyone loves strawberries, they’re the most popular flavour of millions too, all natural and great fun. So it would be great if you hang around here, meet all the gang, they’ll all be here soon.”