Footmas is the greatest and most sacred of all holidays. It coincides with the commencement of the return of the NFL season, bringing joy to every man, woman and Nitschke. The day of the first game by the 13-time world champion Green Bay Packers is Footmas Day. The day is celebrated by the offering of gifts to all household denizens for their enjoyment so that they may leave me alone to watch football without interruption. There will also be feasting.