Comments of the Week

Each week, FilmDrunk accumulates so many funny comments that at the end of the week, we reward a “winner” with a prize and shower the best commenterswith recognition. Additionally, for the rest of the following week, we use the Comments section of this post as a place to nominate the best comments (bookmark it if you have to — we do). And now you know. So don’t be shy. (Interested in supplying a CotW giveaway? Email me.)

I’m still looking for a printer for the next run of shirts, but that should happen within the week. I’ll certainly have a link where you can buy it as soon as they’re done. In the meantime, I think I can set one aside for the winner. And that winner is… Moose. For his comment on the Gary Busey is Norman Tugwater: Fantasy Football Lawyer.

Moose says: Norman Tugwater: *jumps out of tree* “Listen Butthorn, my client wants $10000 per game and his very own parking space. You have 4 days to comply.” *jumps down manhole, then appears in storm drain. “Hey” *bites onion* “I need to give someone a buck knife. I’ll be watching you!”

Perfect visual. And for that Moose gets a FilmDrunk shirt. Honorable mentions:

Donkey Hodey says: “Here, I got you a dog. I would have gotten you a fish, but I didn’t want to take the chance that it would be one of the ones my daughter has been sleeping with.” [Editor’s note: you really have to brush up on your history if you hope to understand my commenters’ tasteless jokes]

Mark it Zero: Upon hearing the news, Tom Cruise immediately folded his kimono and booked the first flight out of Japan. [Editor’s Note: Tom Cruise? The Last Samurai? No gays in there? Jesus, it’s like a who-can-be-more-obscure contest.]

theDeadbird says: I wish the old dirty bastard was still alive so I can tell him that he’s really not that old and if he wants he can come to my house and take a shower and then after I would help him find his dad.

A riddle:
On my way to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.
Seven wives had seven sacks.
Seven sacks had seven cats.
Seven cats had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives -how many were obsessed with Rpattz?

The answer: All of them. Between the blatant Mormonism and all the cats, you just know they were Twilight freaks.