Once upon a time, me and my friend Taylor were walking down the street. As we passed Hal's Coffee, all of a sudden, a Dodo Bird appeared out of nowhere. In her surprise, Taylor pulled out a taser and electrocuted the Dodo Bird dead. As I stared at her in surprise, an angry Abraham Lincoln appeared. Taylor gave a war cry and strangled him.

"Oh my God!"

There was a poof of smoke, and JFK also poofed onto the sidewalk, talking in his weird voice.