MITCHELL BROTHERS

do you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after? no i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say "i do"

good evening ladies and gentlemen im so so impressed by the turnout tonight and have to compliment everyone on the choice of my attire which i must say is spelndid it's only right i do my duty as best man i mean bestest man cause im the best best man you can get see i've known the groom since the grandeur days when we used to sneak in and watch our dad's pornos together so i can also say i known him as my girlfriends nipples and have to be as real as possible with him mate now you've said "i do" you're done! so said goodbye to a world of coming home when you want and going out when you want forever see i've stayed ready with my answer if the vicar was to ever ask me

do you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after? no i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say "i do"

secondly i'd like to thank the groom for the toast proposed to the bridesmaids whom im definitely gonna deflower by the end of the night at least two of them anyways marriage to me is nothing but a civil contract and i also see it as an institution and who the fuck wants to live in an institution hein?? i mean is kinda like school once that bell rings yous got to go back in so once them wedding bells ring you're in for the turning i mustn't say i dont believe in relations but in most cases marriages or relationships end up sinking it's a chick's business to get married as soon as possible and a bruv's business to keep unmarried as long as possible so im always gonna stay ready of my answer if the vicar was to ever ask me