Read This: It’s Pi Day, so it’s time to learn what pi actually means

Pi Day, the annual celebration of the otherwise inconsequential March 14 (i.e., 3/14), has become a makeshift holiday for the mathematical baked-good homonym. Rounded off, the ratio pi equates to about 3.14. Since it serves as a cornerstone of both geometry and calculus, and though it’s been encountered by the vast majority of the world, it’s likely that few can explain in depth what this number does and why it allows them to eat pie guilt-free once a year.

For those looking to find out the how and why of pi, The New York Times’ Steven Strogatz broke down how the ratio works and what exactly it means. It’s an enjoyable, approachable read. Strogatz explains that, at its core, pi allows mathematicians to cut a circle into an infinite number of slices, ostensibly creating a rectangle, in order to find a true measurement of its area and circumference:

What makes the problem difficult is that circles are round. If they were made of straight lines, there’d be no issue. Finding the areas of triangles, squares and pentagons is easy. But curved shapes like circles are hard.

The key to thinking mathematically about curved shapes is to pretend they’re made up of lots of little straight pieces. That’s not really true, but it works … as long as you take it to the limit and imagine infinitely many pieces, each infinitesimally small. That’s the crucial idea behind all of calculus.

And while there’s much more to it than that, The A.V. Club has compiled a list of practical uses of pi, to make your Pi Day a little more geometrically correct:

Order a pie for your office and then try to cut it into an infinite number of slices. Your coworkers will applaud your attempt, and you’ll be covered in the sticky, mathematical goodness of whipped cream all day.

After the entirety of the pie has been eaten, you can use pi to measure the distance your tongue traveled when you lapped up the remnant crust that’s remained along the tin’s rim, you filthy glutton.

When making a decision about which pie to eat, be sure to take the Pythagorean Theorem (a² + b² = c²) into account. “A” serving as the type of pie you choose, “B” being the size, and “C” becoming your total enjoyment of said pie. (Hint: Don’t use funeral pie for “A.” It’s always gross. Always.)