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Siri Just Snitched On A Girl For Having Two Boyfriends (Photo)

Siri is a microphone-based personal assistant on Apple’s iOS that allows you to yell at your phone at an increasingly high volume until you finally decide to do whatever you were trying to do by hand to save yourself anymore frustration.

I’ve heard rumors that every once in a while Siri manages to process what you said on the first try, but, to date, I’ve been unable to look up anything without accidentally calling in a bomb threat to a government building first.

I’m convinced that Siri exists to make your life miserable, and I think I have the proof to back it up.

This screenshot was posted to Reddit after the uploader’s girlfriend decided to show him an “awesome thing Siri can do” (which, upon further examination, appears to be one of Siri’s most basic functions).

Unfortunately, nobody has taught Siri about being tactful, and the result was a slightly awkward situation.

I was excited to get irrationally angry at the person who uploaded this for being full of sh*t because on the surface this seems like an incredibly implausible scenario.

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Connor Toole is Elite Daily’s Senior Humor Writer and resident giant, standing at 6’ 10”. He graduated from Boston College, where he majored in something he immediately regretted. His interests include Mark Ruffalo.

Connor Toole is Elite Daily’s Senior Humor Writer and resident giant, standing at 6’ 10”. He graduated from Boston College, where he majored in something he immediately regretted. His interests include Mark Ruffalo.