January 28, 2010

'When in Rome' -- 1 1/2 stars

Touchstone Pictures bills “When in Rome” as a product of “the studio that brought you ‘The Proposal.'" While factually accurate, this is like saying the movie was filmed with actors, using a script, a dolly grip and lots of lights, like “Ben-Hur.”

Certain scenes in “When in Rome” signify nothing less than the death of screen slapstick, but I’m hoping it’s one of those fake-out movie deaths where it’s not really dead, not forever. The deadliest scene involves headliners Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel on a date, stumbling around a Lower Manhattan restaurant that serves its patrons in complete darkness and a complete lack of funniness. The “When in Rome” screenwriters gave us “Old Dogs” last year. End of paragraph.

Beth, our heroine, is a tightly wound Type-A career-is-everything woman (daisy fresh, that character type), cursed by crummy luck with the menfolk. She’s the brightest young curator at the Guggenheim museum. In Rome for her sister’s whirlwind wedding, Beth drunkenly scoops out of a magic fountain a handful of coins tossed in by lovelorn tourists who become Beth’s magic stalkers, smitten without knowing why. These suitors are played by Danny DeVito (encased-meats impresario), Dax Shepard (would-be male model), Jon Heder (street magician) and Will Arnett (painter). That’s one coin more than “Three Coins in the Fountain,” for the record.

The majority of the film’s characters are New Yorkers visiting Rome, so Beth can keep running into the same people back home. At the wedding, she meets a sports columnist and former college football star played by Duhamel. He’s roguishly charming and interested and second-billed, but the stalker-sweeties so conspicuously lacking in jokes keep throwing plot obstacles in their way.

I don’t know if you saw “Leap Year,” the one with Amy Adams complaining about her cell phone coverage all over Ireland, but “When in Rome” pulls its own variation on this theme. Bell, whose perk has a way of sending you into a beach-party movie reverie, complains about her cell phone coverage all over Rome! Moral: Some crises are more relatable than others.

Most of the Rome bits were shot in New York, which is why the key Roman fountain scenes look like a gussied-up corner of Toronto. The movie lacks invention and true magic in the worst way. Duhamel comes off best; his line readings, at least, have some snap. I enjoyed the end-credits sequence, which affords the ensemble a chance to dance. But director Mark Steven Johnson does not make the pre-end-credits part of the movie, otherwise known as the movie, much fun at all.MPAA rating: PG-13 (for some suggestive content)Cast: Kristen Bell (Beth); Josh Duhamel (Nick); Anjelica Huston (Celeste); Danny DeVito (Al); Will Arnett (Antonio); Jon Heder (Lance); Dax Shepard (Gale); Alexis Dziena (Joan); Don Johnson (Dad)Credits: Directed by Mark Steven Johnson; written by David Diamond and David Weissman; produced by Gary Foster, Johnson and Andrew Panay. A Touchstone Pictures release. Running time: 1:31.

I thought this movie was hillarious. The best laugh I've had at a movie in eons.

And the scenes were shot in Rome. Those who don't think so need to go to Villa Borghese and they will see the Fontana Amore for themselves. I've been there and touched the water in that fountain. The professional critics are WAY OFF on this one. I give it a B+ only because I can't stand to watch that actor that played the megalomaniac narcissist character who also played the same character-type in "Employee of the Month."

This movie"jumped the shark". I could only laugh at it- not with it. Some parts of the movie are just creepy.This is not a romantic comedy and it certainly "is not funny". Rewrite the screenplay and have those odd ball side-kicks date the coin owners. Now that would be funny!

"The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Hitch" are the only two good romantic comedies I can name off the top of my head that end with the cast dancing. Usually, it's an attempt to leave you feeling like you had a better time than you actually did. And it often fails.

(Most of the Rome bits were shot in New York, which is why the key Roman fountain scenes look like a gussied-up corner of Toronto...)
you should get your facts straight before assuming you actually "know" where the movie was shot. I happen to be in Rome (italy) when the movie was shot and I saw the piazza where the fontana de amore was built by an 80 year old Italian Sculptor. The set looked amazing to say the least and it even made front page news in Rome.
I loved the movie, it made me laugh and imo your critic is unfair and harsh .

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