Wrong email attachments, fucking HATE when that happens! Ugh, such a horrible feeling. One second you think you’re sending the class solutions to #76 on the assignment, click send and realize shit, that was a pic of me Skyping with my boyfriend’s erect penis. The worssttt.

Anyway I don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in my life than when I saw all these tweets about “nude video of herself” and “her homemade porn” then got the pictures in the tips and it was a skinny Asian dude holding his cock. Add that to the fact that I had to personally go into Paint and censor that, meaning I had a screenful of dick for like 5 minutes editing it. All in all this story ended up sucking big time for me.