>be 15
>be hanging out with super hot best friend, also 15
>"oh zenagirl im so upset that im still single after all this time in highschool"
>"ah it's alright, i've been single my whole life. it's not that bad."
>she starts crying, tears are running down her face
>i just hug her, hold her close
>shes whimpering a little, just lays down on my lap
>she was wearing a strapless, (backless?) shirt so it showed a lot of skin
>could see her underwear coming out of her shorts
>get boner
>after a good 15 seconds of my fully erect penis she lifts her head up
>looks at me
>"zenagirl, do you have an erection?"
>me, super ******* embarassed
>"i can't help it you're just so beautiful and im only used to our warm hugs"
>"you think im beautiful?"
>i open my mouth
>the words wont come out
>im chokin now
>everybodies chokin now
>clocks run out
>times up, over, plow

something similar happened to me:
>be me
>be in my early 20's
>dont wanna toot my own horn but my mom says im a player
>but shes always bitchin and complaining that its gonna catch up to me
>one day i was at a club and met this really hot chick
>she was flawless, perfect 10.... we danced all ******* night till like 3am
>after that we went to a hotel, she couldn't keep her hands off me
>all a blur that night, i wake up the next morning to a note " Had a great time last night... -BJ
>a year later, BJ comes up to me with a ******* 3 month old baby
>bitch tried to ******* stick me with the kid
>now i spend my days fighting it off in court saying that the ******* baby isnt mine
>at it for like 40 days and forty ******* nights
>mom called on the phone telling me be careful what i do cuz the Lie became the truth
>and i said Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that i am the one.... but the kid is not my son