The waffle tacos suck and look nasty. The breakfast Crunchwrap ain't bad, but the Cinnaburn goo balls are gross. Just give me a breakfast burrito with eggs, meat and some grilled peppers / onions, etc... No nasty fake cheese and no hashbrowns. Sonic doesn't do a bad breakfast burrito, but they're way too messy.

For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

crotchgrabber: For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

desertfool:Their breakfast burritos are bland. They used to sell breakfast burritos that had potatoes and salsa in them. That was the early '90's in Tucson, I don't know if it was a national thing or not.

We had them in the L.A. area too. They were awesome - sausage crumbles, hash brown nuggets, shredded cheese (that good full-fat cheese), and salsa. Man, I miss those.

qlenfg:LeroyBourne: I still haven't tried one of those Dorito shelled tacos and I live within a 1/4 mile of one. Taco hell for breakfast? No thanks, a cup of coffee gets my grumpess going in the morning tyvm.

Have you seen the Doritos Loaded? Interesting concept, and don't taste too bad. Ya don't get much for $2 tho. I like the old-school Dorito flavors, but the new flavors (and the taco shells) suck ass.

No. I'd rather just make some myself and use the chips for dipping, like a Doritos taco salad. I think those old school flavors you speak of is when we were kids and they didn't use copious amounts of MSG like nowadays. Ya know, like real ingredients.

Prey4reign:Taco Bell is also geographically savvy. No matter whether you head for the Canadian or Mexican border, they're both about equidistant from Omaha.

Actually, through the magic of Google maps, it turns out the Canadian border is a mere 500 miles away while the Mexican border is over 800 miles away from the bustling metropolis of Omaha. I fear I may suffer from East Coast Ignorance Syndrome when it comes to distances in America's heartland.

Prey4reign:Prey4reign: Taco Bell is also geographically savvy. No matter whether you head for the Canadian or Mexican border, they're both about equidistant from Omaha.

Actually, through the magic of Google maps, it turns out the Canadian border is a mere 500 miles away while the Mexican border is over 800 miles away from the bustling metropolis of Omaha. I fear I may suffer from East Coast Ignorance Syndrome when it comes to distances in America's heartland.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Taco Bell isn't doing anything in Mexico, and all those spices would just upset Canadians. The more important thing is that it's damned near the same distance to NY or LA.

crotchgrabber:For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

spawn73:crotchgrabber: For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

Good for you hipster.

really? Not liking taco bell is hipster now? Christ on a cracker that word has no meaning any more.

crotchgrabber:For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

rohar:Prey4reign: Prey4reign: Taco Bell is also geographically savvy. No matter whether you head for the Canadian or Mexican border, they're both about equidistant from Omaha.

Actually, through the magic of Google maps, it turns out the Canadian border is a mere 500 miles away while the Mexican border is over 800 miles away from the bustling metropolis of Omaha. I fear I may suffer from East Coast Ignorance Syndrome when it comes to distances in America's heartland.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Taco Bell isn't doing anything in Mexico, and all those spices would just upset Canadians. The more important thing is that it's damned near the same distance to NY or LA.

/ok, 300 miles difference//not sure why any of this matters

Canada has Taco Bell... but has french fries! Nacho toppings on french fries is fantastic.

Can't remember the last time I ate at a Taco Hell. It amazes me that people in this state (New Mexico) do, when there's fantastic New Mexican/Mexican food at any number of places that are just as convenient. In the small towns you can always find a store that sells locally-made tamales & burritos & overall they tend to be very good.

/Blake's make a good breakfast burrito if you must have fast food//best tamale I ever had was from an old Navajo guy at a roadside stand in Shiprock

crotchgrabber:spawn73: crotchgrabber: For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

Good for you hipster.

really? Not liking taco bell is hipster now? Christ on a cracker that word has no meaning any more.

"quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street "

spawn73:crotchgrabber: spawn73: crotchgrabber: For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

Good for you hipster.

really? Not liking taco bell is hipster now? Christ on a cracker that word has no meaning any more.

"quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street "

No, that was the hipster thing.

Not liking Taco Bell just makes you a snob.

As a person who recently moved from Florida to a small New England town, I'd kill for Taco Bell right about now. Holy shiat there's no Mexican food here!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:spawn73: crotchgrabber: spawn73: crotchgrabber: For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell./large horchata with that please.

Good for you hipster.

really? Not liking taco bell is hipster now? Christ on a cracker that word has no meaning any more.

"quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street "

No, that was the hipster thing.

Not liking Taco Bell just makes you a snob.

As a person who recently moved from Florida to a small New England town, I'd kill for Taco Bell right about now. Holy shiat there's no Mexican food here!

Well, it's TexMex isn't it. But still. I'd love one here in Denmark as well, especially at those prices.