4. The worst thing to happen to a person while laying in their own germy self pity is to see the wedding pictures of the man you love.
I will now have to crawl through the streets of Filet to get this People Magazine.

Then crawl home and weep over the pictures silently whispering, "That was supposed to be me."

And with that I bid you adieu.

I'm now going to watch my main girl Ellen.

But first I must turn over so I don't get bed sores from laying on this couch for so long.

I'm sorry, I don't want to be critical of people who are famous for absolutely no talent whatsoever, but is KKardashian FORREAL?? Does she really think she is coy and awesome? Cause I just threw up in my mouth.

Now that I'm calm, what I really came here to say is that I hope you feel better soon, and I think YOU are the coy and awesome one for making everyone else laugh while you are suffering from strep throat.

3 things for ya Joneys1. get better soon2. it was awesome to see you last weekend3. i unfollowed/stopped following Kim K on instagram for that exact reason. She was blowing up my instagram feed left and right. I couldnt handle it.