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Emergency News Bulletin Better Sit Down For This

I started out the day planning to list all the dreary and self-pitying reasons why I can’t blog right now but thisthisTHIS just arrived in my email box:

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SOMEBODY GOT A NEW WIGHAT!

I’ve got to lie down. More later, mostly supposition that THE GREAT LADY’s Inaugural wear will hark back to the great girl groups of the 60s.

[note to self: investigate who designed for the Supremes] UPDATE: BOB MACKIE!!!

OMG I’m going to have a stroke over this. The day seemed so dull when I first got up – now everything is different. Bob Mackie! Of course THE GREAT LADY will choose Bob Mackie for her inauguration gown now that she doesn’t have to pretend to shop at Target anymore. And wouldn’t he just love to add M. LaVaughn to the roster of famous fashionable ladies he has dressed!

Well darn. This is the only photo hitting the *fashionista* blogs and sites. They are all calling it her new rawkin’ HAIRCUT ! And everybody is sure to copy it ! Surely they’re smarter (cough, wig, cough) than that ? I’m looking at you People Magazine ! Especially the breathless anticipation of how she’ll “be stylin’ ” for the inauguration.

Unfortunately, her Bob Mackie moment will have to wait. She wore a Reed Krakoff dress to the swearing-in ceremony. Her bangs looked bitching. I think that her stunning spawn, are also following in her fashionista footsteps. Oy.