We all know that honesty is generally the best policy when it comes to long-term partnerships, but there are certain cases where brutal forthrightness can cause more harm than good. Herewith, you’ll discover all of the phrases and sayings your wife absolutely never wants to hear.

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Such love and appreciation to all of those who marched around the world to end sexual violence. I wish ever day that we could treat the cause and not the survivor. We believe. We support.… https://t.co/wq8AyrPaoL

Archer helping me with an impromptu shoot—best part is he got to model with the stuffed chlamydia doll I keep in my office. Doesn’t everyone have an STI stuffy?😆#modelboy #lovethiskid… https://t.co/1pxeGpVwXg

I am so excited to be featured on Dr. Nazanin Moali’s Sexology podcast oasis2care . Thank you for having me! Dr. Moali:” In this episode I am delighted to talk with Dr.Holly Richmond… https://t.co/0DWIbQ4q2H

Archer needs a new water bottle for preschool. Appropriate? “All I’ve had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch.” #secretagent #spy #archer @archerfx #ladiesman #mansman #mommasboy… https://t.co/VdOjkaxI0N