A trash style in a trash country; a degenerate slut in a sinful America. That figures…

Soon we’ll enforce the caliphate of America and all the apostasy and misconducts will reach to an end.

Besides black, only green and white colors will be allowed (starking apples will be forbidden as was alcohol during the Prohibition ).

Justin Bieber

I would so Butt Fuck Her.

Because I have, and I do, whenever She gives me a Booty Call.

Later, Losers.

Yardie Derrick

Me no want no likkle twig. When me pon the punani, bumpers and breasts, pussy.

William Wallace

America kicks ASS. We have been stomping on you sand negroes for years and will continue to do so because… are you ready for it?… WE CAN! We rule and Allah drools. We wipe our asses with Korans so Make me a slurrpy and shut the fuck up you filthy arab douche bag!!!

Alissa C DiCarlo

She’s most certainly suckable and fuckable.

Hashim the destroyer of Evil

Whore,

And you are most certainly despicable and expandable.
Your sinful propaganda must be stopped to all costs and the only way I see to achieve this is through stoning.

Anwar Hariri El Mahmud

I concur brother Hashim. Does dawn sound like an appropriate time for the stoning?

Hashim the destroyer of Evil

Yes brother.

But at night or in the afternoon or morning is acceptable too. Except on Fridays.

Allahu Akbar

Imam Khalid

Selena Gomexican wears those whorish outfits so she can allow easy access for the family burro.

firsty

first!

Olin

Why claim to be the first to comment on Selena if you are not in fact first? I don’t get it?

Hashim the destroyer of Evil

Idiot!

He meant the first in brain damage.

Not Gay

I guess we’ve already established how big her dick is.

The Daily Bugle

We have a real superhero, no kidding. And he fights for Jihad.

See the earth-shaking expose in the commments section, at the very end (as it stands now) of the last article but one, the one on the three Emmas.

Chop chop!

— J. Jonah Jameson

Cool!

So we know what he’s called; what he wears; what his superpower is; whom he fights; and his back story.

Very apt superhero for this website. Kudos!

Farzan The Wise

The Daily Cocksucker

If slaying infidels and shape shifting jews in the name of Allah makes me a super hero in your book that’s fine. Laugh now all you want. For soon you will see me bearing down on you from atop my finest war camel, my holy scimitar at the ready.

You will know fear like never before.

ALLAHU AKBAR !

J. Jonah Jameson

Friend Fartz-man,

Please read my reply below, a few columns later.

The reply paragraph could not stand your super-stench and slipped down below to get away from you. Please read it there. But stay a bit far from from your computer, and type with sticks, lest your computer run away too! I don’t want to lose my discovery, my protege!

Hope this reply doesn’t run away too …

Pauly Shore’s Stand-in

I would drag my balls across broken glass, hot coals, and rusty nails equaling the length of the Rio Grande just to eat her shit and smell her farts.

Zohair – The Good One

And then you wonder why women are such narcissistic cunts. It is because of Self-deprecating, Women Deifying men like yourself

Alissa C DiCarlo

Men are filthy pigs. Most women won’t accomodate that. Some of us will. Very few. I’ll accomodate almost anyone really.

Zohair – The Good One

Men aren’t pigs you cunt. It’s just that we are divided in 2 distinct thought processes.

First is the ‘Intellectual’, where we think, apply our brain and try to accomplish goals. The second is ‘Sexual’ which unfortunately for us and fortunately for you women, dominates the better part of the day in the majority.

Us Muslims have Harems of sexy young girls…not trannys wearing skirts like you fags have at your glory holes and gay bars.

Also, you have confused me with your daddy…he is gay for boys and rapes male goats up the ass every chance he gets. That is why us Muslims have issued a fatwa on him. The goats deserve better.

Also, tell your mother to stay away from the Mosque until she is cured of the clap.

The Reaper

Abdullah the fat ass homo

You muslims have harems of young boys and trannys which you force to work in your gloryholes and back rooms of your gay bars. you have sucked more dick than Linda Lovelace.

Abdullah The Butcher

gay reaper

you are the gayest of the gay and your dream in life is to dig up freddy mercury and turn his leg bone into a dildo and shove it up your ass.

Henchman

Abdullah The Bitchboy

I agree, your harem is a gay bar filled with trannies, such as Fagzan and Has/AIDS.

And the goats do deserve better…to be put out of their misery after contracting super HIV from a vist from Hashim.

The Reaper

Anal prober Abdullah

You are the biggest queer on this site You lock yourself and Richard Simmons in a private gloryhole room and have filthy gay sex all night.

And you sometimes bring in Tyrone for some black cock threesome action you filthy homo.

J. Jonah Jameson

Mighty Fartz-man:

Hey, chill! I am your well-wisher, your publicist. I am the one who has made your heroic super-powers known to the Islamic world.

So relax, direct your super-farts at the enemy, not me. In fact, I was expecting your gratitude!

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And, er … Ummm … No offence, I know intelligence isn’t your strong suit, you fight with farts no brains, … But ‘Daily Bugle’ is my paper, my masthead. You don’t talk to a newspaper. You know, you can’t address my paper, just as you cannot speak to your TV set. In future just address me, your publicist and pal, ol’ Jonah.

So long, Fartz-man my pal! Good night! Catch you later!

J. Jonah Jameson

For those of you who came in late:

Read all about the Superhero of Jihad, of who he is, and his very inspiring story, towards the very end of the comments section under the article about the three Emmas.

Know all about the new WMD of Islam, the real superhero … Your Smelly Neighborhood … the one and only … FARTZ-MAN !

J. Jonah Jameson

Remember: You read it first in The Daily Bugle!

Courtesy: the CelebJihad website.

Stay with us for regular updates on Fartz-man!

J. Jonah Jameson

Don’t miss it!

The inspiring story of one boy’s leap to glory …

How Farzan The Flatulent became … FARTZ-MAN !

See the comments section, right at the end, of the article on the three Emmas.

Imam Khalid

You will wake up one day with your head resting on top of your chest.

Behind your sad corpse will stand proud jihadis before a green banner, one holding a blood dripping saif as your righteous death is being filmed for dissemination on the internet.

It will serve as a warning to other sick homoqueers to stay the fuck off this holy Islamic site!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

Grand Dragon Pete

Kocklid

The only “head” you muslim homopervs want to chop off is the massive dong of an aryan man….so you queers can suck cock all day.

KKK

J. Jonah Jameson

Hello, Khalid, ol’ gaffer:

I found your reply under my post to my protege, Fartz-man. A mistake, I’m sure: after all it’s great you wild men have learnt to use computers, so what if you reply wrongly, right?

Old man, I have no grouse with you. Hell, I don’ even know you! Jus’ be careful what you say, or my friend Fartz-man will napalm you (using his fartz) out of your cave.

Chop chop, gaffer!

lard

lol she is funny like that !

William Wallace

Imam Kock-head sucks camel balls and eats the fuck out of pork chops. AbDUHla and fartsman love banging each other while listening to Justin beiber albums and all Jihadists are Gay, donkey fuckers who lick the sweat from each others ball sacks while squating on mortar shells!!!
ALLAHU my right nut you towel headed, no beard growing, transvestite mother fuckers!!!!
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. Chant it with me you cock suking faggots!!!!! America Rules the world. We allow you to live so we can piss on you!!! You love the taste of fresh piss in your mouthes. You eat PIG SHIT! All arabs stink!! Take a bath you carpet flying scum bags!!