MonsterQuest

Nepali newspapers are filled with news of a “big foot”. The monster especially targets our dear Maoists leaders. This devil is to blame for all the problems that we Nepalese has been facing. YES!!!! all the problems.

Of course, it is the big-foot who hypnotize our prime-minister to buy Rs.1 crore land cruiser while Mr. Dahal would have walked from baluwatar to singha durbar if there was no security issue. It is the monster who is responsible for the introduction of ordinances in spite the parliament session was just few weeks away. The biggest reason this monster has to be shot to death is “this is stopping our government to work for people”.

This beast is more dangerous than any other beast ever discovered in this planet. But how the hell, the Maoists did not find it in 10 years when they were roaming around forests of Nepal. They should have shot with their AK 47 right at head so that it would not have stopped our fav. leaders to work for us. Nevertheless, we are World famous in Nepal for our bravery, we can kill this beast to get rid of all the problems. To hunt down this beast we still have to get the answer of last question “where”, so where the hell is this monster? We can use state-of-art GPS navigator to get to the beast in sea or land or in between we can track down this. Still not a single lead in this monster quest? not a clue? may be our leaders are the disguised monster, who inherited “monsterness” in their “previous life” ah !!!! so we need to find the monster if it has inherited some human nature.. so that we can put it in “Singha-durbar” Anyway, the Monster quest continues…….