Friday, December 18, 2009

No wonder so many gay men are gossip columnists: All these supposedly "straight" stars are constantly cruising us (and our friends) for sex!And the latest celeb to daringly do so is one of the biggest, hunkiest vampire sensations out there right now. So much so, even I was shocked when a bud of mine, who gets off hunting around Griffith Park—a notorious area of L.A. where homosexual sex in the woods is rampant and a constant annoyance to the police—enjoyed what you're about to read.Nelly Fang is as hot as he is adored by his millions of fans. His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents.Nelly simply smolders onscreen, what with his trance-like gaze and lithe, mildly muscled bod, which he keeps in shape by jogging through Griffith Park, wearing shorts but no......underwear, oh my!I wonder if that's because Nelly likes to be extra-free to whip it out, just in case he needs to take a whiz? Nah.More likely, that lack of clothing constraint is due entirely to Nelly's penchant for stopping a guy who catches his fancy on the trail so he can lure his conquest to a hidden path and then have hot, hot, hot sex under the sun! Something Fang's now done with my friend not once, but twice!Love it! And people say Tiger's a slut! So glad Woodsisn't the only celeb who's being supernaughty these days, what a relief."He's a real talker, too," adds Nelly's lucky path partner. "He kept saying, 'Yeah, do it, yeah, you like that, don't you, yeah, you like my ass?' "Oh my. If only Nelly's gazillions of girlie worshippers could hear him talk. They'd either try to convert him or tell him to start talking dirty to them—or they'd stop being his fan—or both.By the way, I'm sure if you've made it this far, you'll want to know the rest of the dirty deets, which are: Yes, Nelly's endowed (longer than wider, to be precise), and yes, he's a very neat boy down there."Very groomed," was how Mr. Fang's private parts were further described to me. Or to be even more precise (and gay): "Manscaped."Hmmm. How very interesting, as this body-maintenance routine doesn't match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off to the very unknowing public.
And it ain't: Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten

Hmmm... so much to consider. Yay to Ted for 'what would toothy do?' - to quote anna nicole smith, he's freakin genius. there will come a barney point when boys can come out to play and still play he sluts-like n.p.h.

Assuming that RPattz is divine and acknowledgedly shared a house with Tom and his sister - then this becomes one of two.

Rarely are vampires heroes and worshiped, like maybe one per franchise. Twilight is counted for, so it's either Diaries or Trueblood. Per above, Ian is the heroic vamp for Diaries, and I'd suggest Skasgaard for Blood. Note also that cruising the outdoors is a much more euro thing, LA types would be much more image sensitive. Is there another euro vamp in our midst?

This is no doubt Ian Somerhalder. Ted mentions his fans being " gazillions of girlie worshippers" and that sounds like his fans are teens or tweens. He's praised for his acting because he's been acting for a while now. He even produces. Also he's sort of grungy and he usually has a messy look in his pictures. All the AIA's are young guys except Brad Pitt but I think that's more of their smoldering good looks that they have in common( the eyes). Yep! It's definetly Ian. damn.

Cam Gigandet He is blonde like the AIAsHe has a child (like Tiger)He was in Who's Your Caddy?He is in Priest with Stephen Moyer from Trueblood. (Ryan Kwanten connection.)He was in movie Never Back Down which is about a fight club (Brad Pitt was in Fight Club.)He lives in West Hollywood.

Cam is a good guess but i don't really think this is him. First the fact that he has a kid would disqualify him. I'm having a hard time picturing him running in woods with random guys with a newborn. But wasn't Ian dating Ashley Green at some point? plus i just saw a picture of Ian looking really really grungy. Cam always looks rough but never grungy. Im sticking with Ian.

It's not RPattz. Ted has said numerous times that he's already a BV, and you know the rules. Specifically, he's Nevis Divine. Look on the side panel on the right side of the main page for more information.

Im going with Ian S. He's the only person in a vampire franchise besides R.Pattz and Kellan, who both can't be the BV, that would have gazillions of girlie fans and actually fit this vice.

IMO the other stars on his show aren't nearly as well known as him. Alex S. would be a good guess but his fans would not be described as girlie. His fans are definitely a much older crowd along with everything about True Blood.

"Dear Ted:I don't think of myself as sensitive, but today's BV description of Nelly Fang was far too graphic for me. Way TMI. I love your BVs, but could you tone down the physical description next time, please? Squirming here.—Rob

Dear Virgin Eyes:Oh relax, it was just a couple of deets. And that was tame compared to some of the other stuff Nelly said. That definitely wasn't appropriate for print."

"Dear Ted:My faith in Blind Vices are restored! Cannot wait to find out more about Nelly Fang! Is Nelly a vampire on a television network or in a movie? If it's a television network, two letters or three? I'm pretty much asking you to hand him over on a silver platter huh?—Curious

TED ON TWITTER: "Just think Nelly Fang might out himself before Toothy Tile!" 9:38 AM Dec 19th from txt "@krazyem ok this is what @taryder and I have to say JUST to you all: Nelly Fang does not constantly look down, shyly, get it?" 3:09 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to krazyem "@taryder something tells me you might recover, though I don't think I will! Even I'M shocked by tom's Vice, first time ever" 4:42 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to taryder

One thing's for sure: Ted wanted that everybody believed that this blind item was about Robert Pattinson: 'smoldering looks', 'red-hot talent', slightly grungy image', 'mildly muscled bod', 'adored by his millions of fans'....

Even the last line fits RP: "this body-maintenance routine doesn't match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly like to show off to the very unknowing public" (the twithards, no one would imagine Rob Pattz jogging)

Skarsgard might have gazilions of girlie worshippers as far as E! is concerned, and E! is where Ted's column lives. Didn't E! readers vote Skarsgard their choice for sexiest man alive over Jonny Depp a few weeks ago? He's also sexiest man alive in Sweden or something like that.

Sorry, hate to sound like a moron, but who is Tom? "@taryder something tells me you might recover, though I don't think I will! Even I'm shocked by tom's Vice, first time ever" 4:42 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to taryder. IS that a hint, or a typo, or am i just clueless? maybe it's Tom Cruise? Not that it totally fits, but maybe?

"Dear Ted:Love the blog, check for my Robsten updates all of the time. Just getting into the BV stuff though. My guess for Nelly Fang is Jamie Campbell Bower. He's got that bad boy appeal going and I don't get the feeling that he and his "girlfriend" are much more than "friends." They just don't have that spark like my favorite vampire couple.—Kristy

It's not Ian S. he doesn't live in L.A. nor does he work there so he couldn't really make a habit out of running there. He also doesn't fit the grungy image clue. Furthermore, I think the answer to this blind would be someone more shocking. Ian Somerhalder was a popular guess from the beginning, no surprise there.

When Ted said that David Boreanaz was a close guess, my first thought was James Marsters since they were on the same shows. Then I looked at the BV again and I don't see him fitting.

A close guess could also refer to same network - Buffy was on the WB and UPN, the two networks that combined to form the CW - and Angel was on the WB. That leaves Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder. Since Ian was on Lost, I'd say he had more fans than Paul coming into the show. I wouldn't necessarily describe either as grungy though.

With Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard, I agree with those that say True Blood has too old of a fanbase. Most tweens and teens probably wouldn't be allowed to watch the show.

As for the Twilight crowd, three are already eliminated and I really don't see how Boreanaz would be a close guess to any of them anyways.

The one thing that keeps throwing me is the grungy description because I keep thinking RPattz, but we already know it isn't him.

And with Brad Pitt being older than the other AIAs - Interview With the Vampire was from 1994, so he was significantly younger then.

I'm a bit puzzled on this one, but Ian seems to be the best guess based on what we've been given and what I know personally about the various vampire franchises. Though if he doesn't live in LA, where does he live?

"Dear Ted:Think I've identified Nelly Fang: Stephen Moyer was voted People's "most smoldering vampire" in its recent Sexiest Man Alive issue. I've seen him and Anna furniture shopping...seemed happy enough. What do you make of that relationship?—SCSFGuy

"Dear Ted:Thank you for your interesting post on Avatar director James Cameron. I love that you gave him such a smooth nickname. Now regarding Nelly Fang, is he really smoldering hot or burnt to a crisp? For my next question, please take my word that in no way am I suggesting that the Titanic director likes to jog in short shorts around Griffith Park, but when it's all over and the credits roll, would you say the Terminator guy and the vampire guy have some things in common?—Vicky

Dear Sinking Ship:Are you kidding, Cameron's been married what, like 10 times? Or are you talking about a different Terminator guy?"

"Dear Ted:You said that Ian Somerhalder wouldn't be single for long, but he hasn't been. He's been dating the same lady for three years, and from what I hear he treats her and everyone around him very well. I respectfully disagree that he is a bad boy even thought he's damn hot.—Sophie

Dear Two Stories:I've heard something a little different! But that he's a nice guy. Bad boys can still be nice."

I disagree. I have been reading Ted's responses to letters for a very long time and know when he means to be vague. He is being vague here. He was asked whether NF is on Vampire Diaries which is a pretty direct question. It's not a direct clear answer on whether or not he is on the show.

You can take that answer however you want, but we here will only consider an elimination when Ted states it as a fact... not as someone's opinion how Ted's vague response was.

"Dear Ted:I am really anxious for news on Breaking Dawn. I'm having mixed feelings on whether it should be one or two movies. I can't decide what I think is best. Do you have any idea which side is winning so far and when we should have any news? And please tell more about Nelly Fang! Is it Ian Somerhalder? Warm? Cold? Thanks!—Rafaela

Dear Vamp Lover:Personally, if there was a way to do just one film instead of two, I think it should be one. No need to drag it out. Let's let the actors get on with their careers! As for Nelly, great guess. But not quite warm enough."

Blurry Vice - It's the same reason people guess actors when a BV specifically refers to a musician: people don't take the time to read and think before they comment. Honestly, If more gossip stans went to BIE and read up on their BV "history" there would be a less of a problem ;)

Hey guys,As much as I hate to, I have to agree that many of the clues match ASkars. But one doesn't. Nelly is "lithe and mildly muscled". Skarsgard is definitely muscled. Definitely. Nothing mild about his muscles. I'm a bit confused with that point. It seems to disqualify Alex. However, he's the only current vamp not DQed.

I can't seem to email Ted perhaps because I don't live in the US (?can't figure it out). Could someone email Ted to ask if Alex Skarsgard is a BV? Or ask if Nelly is really mildly muscled.

I decided to take a look at Ted's older "Nelly Fang" postings. I found this one a bit interesting. "Blab Blab Blab: Is Nelly Fang R.Pattz?…Deep Tiger seems to think you folks guessing R.Pattz as the superhorny vampire secretly into boys are off your rockers." When I read "superhorny vampire" an older post immediately came to mind. "What Do You Call a Really Horny Vampire?" http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b153753_What_Do_You_Call_a_Really_Horny_Vampire_.html

I think Ted is just stringing us along. Although it looks a lot like Alex, there are some clues, like Fangs physical descriptions, that don't add up. Ted knows everyone thinks its Alex so he's gonna keep playing him up like it really is him.

"Dear Ted:Of late I have become obsessed with the Sookie Stackhouse book series. This, combined with my enthusiasm for True Blood, has me all in a tizzy for June to hurry up and get here! I can't wait to see what's in store (and who gets naked)! My question is: Is the hunky Alexander Skarsgård the Blind Vice Nelly Fang? I don’t think so, but I want him eliminated ASAP!—Kristen

Dear Vamp Girl:Oh, darlin’, I’m getting’ a little bored with people demanding to know their fave hunk idols either are or aren’t the culprits in the Blind Vice series, so guess what: Just like Alex’s next season of nakedness, I’m gonna make ya wait on this one, sorry."

Dear Ted: It's my 20th birthday today, and I've got one big wish: Please, please reveal a Blind Vice for me! I've been following your blolum for years now (back when it was a column) and always look forward to reading the latest B.V. If that's not possible, can you tell me what the latest goings on are with Nelly Fang? Is he (or she) any closer to outing themselves?—NadiaDear Blow Another Candle:Happy birthday!

I don't really get what Ted means by this: "Dear Blow Another Candle" Is she not allowed to know until she's 21? haha. It seems odd for him to include this in the bitch-back unless it means something...

"Dear Ted:It's my 20th birthday today, and I've got one big wish: Please, please reveal a Blind Vice for me! I've been following your blolum for years now (back when it was a column) and always look forward to reading the latest B.V. If that's not possible, can you tell me what the latest goings on are with Nelly Fang? Is he (or she) any closer to outing themselves?—Nadia

I think Ted's stringing along the Alexander guesses because he's popular and leads to hits, but the clues actually don't particularly point to him and Ted's handling of AS gossip doesn't, either. AS is more than mildly muscled and his usual style is way too metrosexual to surprise anyone that he'd be manscaped. The blind was written to call up Robert Pattinson particularly, in order to generate lots of hits, and then RP was eliminated because Ted is the Robsten guru.

When Ted handled the Kate Bosworth/AS GG drama, he said AS was just drunk and therefore horny, so of course he was kissing KB--no innuendos about Nelly or beards or anything along that line. Taryn Ryder immediately speculated about a girlfriend when she heard about AS's supposed mystery brunette date. Ted reported that AS was flirting with a blonde woman other than KB at the Instyle party, again with no innuendo. AS isn't the answer.

I wonder if Paul Wesley isn't the target--he hasn't really been eliminated--he got an ambiguous "the jury is still out on that one" when Ted was questioned about whether he was BV. And when Stephen Moyer was guessed, Ted answered warm, while when Ian S. was guessed, he was said to be a great guess.

"Dear Ted:Is Nelly Fang a he or a she? I just stumbled upon this B.V. and would love another hint. BTW, thanks for your support of Kristin Stewart! While she was a bit fidgety at Sundance (as usual), she was also funny. Maybe she had to go to the bathroom?—Jen

Dear Pronoun Confused:This hunky vampire is definitely a he, as are his many secret conquests in the forests."

"Dear Ted:After reading back over the whole Nelly Fang Blind Vice and some of the clues given...I think I've got it figured out! I doubt you can confirm it, but can you tell me if I'm close? Is it Cam Gigandet?—Ames

Dear Straight Talk:You cut right to the chase, don't you? Sure, you're close. He is a vampire, after all. But ain't Cam, delicious as that bloodthirsty thought might be!"

"Dear Ted:I want to know who Nelly Fang is! This is a long shot, but how about Scott Speedman, who was part vampire in Underworld and starred in Felicity, which was on the same network as Vampire Diaries and Buffy?—A Skaars Lover

Dear Sleuth:I appreciate your creative way of thinking—and I'm impressed! In order to figure out Nelly, that's what you need to do. Scott's so not Fang, tho. Think hotter and more current."

"Dear Ted:Count me among those obsessed with Nelly Fang! I'm wondering if he is still taking those sexy runs through the park, or if he is more cautious now that he has been "outed" as a Blind Vice?—Tampa

Dear Filthy Fang:You think this bloodsucking stud is scared of little old me? He needs to exercise to keep his bangin' bod in shape, right? And what's better exercise than a little bit of running and a lot of in-the-forest humping."

"Dear Ted:You have said in the past you feel bad for the damage you did to Nikki Reed's rep. With the benefit of that hindsight, I have to ask, do you feel bad about what you are currently doing to Alexander Skarsgård, or do you just intend to do what gets you hits now and feel bad about that later too?—Kim

Dear Ted:I'm totally stuck on this Nelly Fang biz. I tweeted you a question about it a few days ago and never got a response. I'm sure you get lots of tweets and can't respond to all of them. Or more likely, I was just ignored. No worries. My question is this: Can Nelly Fang only engage in his Griffith Park escapades while he's on hiatus, or does he do his vampire filming in L.A., too?—Ava

Dear Fang Fascination:Nelly is such a hunk that he would have no problem getting a little down-low loving no matter where he's located. And he does."

"Dear Ted:If the boyish bloodsucker known as Nelly Fang is dying to be outed, why don't you just tell us who he is already?—Courtney

Dear Vicious Vamp:It's not my place to out Nelly. His closet—or should I say coffin—will open when he's ready...or when he grabs a less-discreet reporter for a tryst in the woods. He's hardly dying to be outed as much as Toothy is. Nelly's just plain horny!"

"Dear Ted:I love the Vampire Diaries. Anything going on with Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley or Nina and Ian Somerhalder?—Kaylee

Dear Dear Diary:If you're young and hot and have a show on the CW, you're basically required to—at least appear—to date your costar. Call it the Gossip Girl precedent—it keeps the buzz going for the usually ratings-challenged shows."

hey! i have a little question....has someone suggested to Ted that Nelly fang might be Sean farris??? he plays a vampire too, and is current, is hot...and might be nelly fang :S.Has he eliminated him already from the suspects list?? =P. I just have a huge hunch on this one!

Dear Ted:I see Alex Skarsgård fans calling you a fake and a liar ever since your Nelly Fang Blind Vice came out. I bet these same people lapped up your every word before that. Their vitriol toward you makes me think they believe it's him. I find it interesting that you haven't come out and actually said he's not Nelly. Not guessing anybody, just an observation. But do you have any new hints for us about Nelly?—Barb

Dear True Fans:You're right, they do think it's him. No new news, Nelly's a tad off the radar right now.

--

If I'm reading this right, Nelly F can't be ASkars, who has been very much on the radar right now.

I agree. ASkars has been all over the place in the past few weeks with awards season, and right now with back to back events. He's been the top draw at a few gossip sites with all the rumors flying around about KB. Looks to me like Ted is trying to push it back on the fans while he's pointing to somebody new. According to his response today, the fans are the ones who are making all the assumptions.

"Dear Ted:So, I'm a bit confused. You said about the whole Vampire Diaries-dating thing: "you're basically required to at least appear to date your costar. Call it the 'Gossip Girl Precedent,' it keeps the buzz going for the usually ratings-challenged shows." This is where I get confused. It's not like we see any of the show's stars out and about to make us think they are dating, so what's with the answer? I take it you mean someone is gay, and you can't say anything more because it makes it look like he/she actually is. So was this a crazy theory?—Jennifer

Dear Dating Diary:Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley—and then Nina and Ian Somerhalder—have been playing it pretty cozy in all of their Vampire Diaries press to get the ball rolling on the "are they/aren't they" guessing game. And it seems to be working."

"Dear Ted:One of the most popular guesses for last Friday's Blind Vice has been Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. You have said SMG has been a Blind in the past, and to my knowledge, you have not revealed which one, making her ineligible for Cruella St. Shackles. I believe SMG was Botox-Bang Slasher. Am I at least in the right genre?—D

Dear Gellar Guessing:Already nixed F.P. Jr. as Cruella's sneaky spouse, so SMG is out of the game for this B.V. Here's a Vice I'm sure SMG would be interested in: Buffying up and slaying vamp hottie Nelly Fang to jump starting her once-relevant career."

"Dear Ted:My birthday is next week and I'm a bit depressed at how close I am to reaching 30. I think if you gave us all some scoop on Nelly Fang, whether it be about his latest antics or a hint about his true identity, that would cheer me up immensely. Pretty please? With a cherry on top.—Courtney

Dear Birthday Girl:Gawd, 30—so old, how will you be able to cope? Will it make it easier if I tell you Nelly often prefers guys much older than even you?"

"Dear Ted:I'm wondering if maybe Jason Dohring or Alex O'Loughlin could be Nelly Fang? I don't remember either of their names being mentioned before in any of your Bitch-Backs. I wonder why? Especially O'Loughlin, who is pretty well-known for playing a vampire.—MMS

Dear Not Quite Nelly:Both dudes have played vamps before, but would you say either is the biggest or the hunkiest bloodsucker around? I definitely wouldn't."

I love AS, so of course I do not want to think this is him. Yet who else really fits besides Robert Pattison? AS and RP are the biggest vampire celebs out right now, they are even more famous than Paul Wesley. I just don't know if Ted would be this transparent. Others have said that AS could be P Maquire. Personally, I'm just really upset that AS is a BV. Also, IF AS is gay does this mean Kate is his beard? Does she know? If she does know does that mean that Orlando could of been gay too and Kate is just good at being a beard. Afterall, a lot of people think she was contacted to be Cruise's beard before Katie H.

"Dear Ted:I want to know if you eliminated Ian Somerhalder as a possibility for the very naughty B.V. Nelly Fang. Folks on the message boards claim you "notted" him in another Bitch-Back, but I must have missed that one. So once and for all, is Somerhalder out of the running for Nelly Fang?—Q

Dear Repeat:I won't make you search the B.B. archives this time. This newly hot vamp is not Nelly. Close, though."

I hate to break it to those in denial, but Nelly Fang is obviously Alex Skarsgard. I have a few Swedish friends, and while they are both very metro and affectionate there is still a very clear line between them being gay and straight. Paul Wesley isn't anywhere near popular enough to have a "gazillion" girlies upset, but ASkars sure is. There has been a lot of Hollywood scoop about his sexuality for a while now. And when something starts off as a rumor in Hollywood it is more than likely the truth.

I think people seem to have forgotten this phrase from the original BV: "His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents."

If it's between AS and PW, AS is clearly the more acclaimed and talked-about for his acting talents. A quick look at his Wikipedia page shows AS has been nominated for four awards as Eric in 'True Blood', including an SAG, and winning two. Neither PW or 'The Vampire Diaries' have attracted much positive critical buzz from what I can tell.

Seems pretty straightforward to me - if those are the two most likely, at least.

Dear Fanged Female:You're definitely thinking outside the box, but a bit too far. While it is totally cool to have a positive role model for bi-babes (and dudes, sure)—because let's be honest, Tila Tequila wasn't cutting it—Anna is not our vampy Vice."

--- I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN DECIDE THAT A BLIND VICE THAT IS CLEARLY ABOUT A MALE COUD SUDDENLY BE FEMALE, AND VICE VERSA.

Dear Ted:I own five cats, they weren't rescued but they're very loved all the same. I have three guesses for Nelly Fang: I feel like it really should be Ian Somerhalder and I don't know if that's from watching him in Life as a House. Or I think it might be Paul Wesley, his Vampire Diaries costar. My final guess is David Boreanaz he may be on Bones now, but, I feel he fits the description. Just let me know if I'm close! —Mubby

Dear Hogger:In the order you asked: Super close, less close, cold as Nicole Kidman's heart.

"Dear Ted:I am a first-timer on here. Sometimes I have this love/hate thing with you. But we all can't see eye-to-eye on everything, now can we? But anyways, I may not like her at all but is Kristen Stewart Nelly Fang? As a bisexual woman myself, I feel sometimes my gaydar is pretty on point for the most part. And I could care less about Robert and Kristen, but if they are together it doesn't mean she can't like women; believe me, I have been with a guy and totally involved but that doesn't mean the ladies don't get me going.—Jaded

Dear Hot Stuff:I can tell you Kristen isn't Nelly. Also, I totally agree with you: Love can cross all kinds of sexual boundaries!"

Once again, why can't some people read that Nelly Fang is a man and accept that.

"Dear Ted:I own five cats, they weren't rescued but they're very loved all the same. I have three guesses for Nelly Fang: I feel like it really should be Ian Somerhalder and I don't know if that's from watching him in Life as a House. Or I think it might be Paul Wesley, his Vampire Diaries costar. My final guess is David Boreanaz he may be on Bones now, but, I feel he fits the description. Just let me know if I'm close!—Mubby

Dear Hogger:In the order you asked: Super close, less close, cold as Nicole Kidman's heart."

"Dear Ted:You may be gay, and I may be straight, but I go to bed with you every night and wake up with you every morning! Love your column. Proud mom of 4 rescue cats & dogs, and a turtle! Is Nelly Fang James Marsters, Spike from Buffy?—Thomas

I can't believe Ted actually answered one of my questions. I'm the one who asked about Spike from Buffy...didn't really think it was him, but still trying to narrow it down. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

"Dear Ted:Any news on Nelly Fang or hints as to who he is? (BTW, I have a 7-year-old rescue dog who loves her gossip online.) Thanks!—AMZ

Dear Likes It Woof:Supersexy Nelly Fang has gone into hiding, lately. Our love for the vampy hunk must have scared him because his pals are superprotective now about not letting the stud's secrets slip. Not like him to be scared, either, weird."

"Dear Ted:Please out Alex Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth's relationship as the fauxmance/showmance it really is. Something about those two is just...off.—One lil sparkler

Dear Not Buyin' It:Skarsgård isn't Toothy Tile, if that's what you're getting at. Kate Bosworth hasn't worked in, what, years now? So it's not like she has anything to promote except maybe attempting to save her Hollywood reputation. Something may be off, but you're on the wrong track just a tad."

"Dear Ted:This is a fan from Hong Kong. I don't have any pets since it's not allowed in my apartment building, but I do hope you would pick my email. Well, I'm not picking on you, but I'm just wondering, have you ever been wrong about your reports or news? I mean, I remember you said Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth are just friends/friends with benefits, but after the Coachella outing and the poolside cuddling, they seem to be a genuinely loving couple. So sorry, but I think maybe you're wrong about them.—Mabel

Dear Foreigner:Oh babe, Coachella is a massive paparazzi fest. Skarsworth know they were being watched. They hardly attempted to be secretive about their cuddling while cruising around the desert. Trust, there's no wedding in store for these two."

"Dear Ted:My rescued Chihuahua mix, Betty, is going through a treatment to beat a parasite that ate away at her fur. I am so upset. She already battled stomach parasites four times! So, to keep us both going, we need to know, is Nelly Fang gay or bi? Love ya.—Gia

Dear Specifics:Love ya right back, if for no other reason than saving poor Betty's life! Yech! What a rough time she's had! Almost as dirty as Nelly's bisexual flea-bitten outdoor sexcapades!"

"Dear Ted:Who would you say is Nelly Fang's main fan base? Would they really turn on him, so to speak, if they found out he was bisexual? I would like to think we are all beyond hating or turning on someone because they are gay/lesbian/bi, etc. If Nelly Fang is who I think he is, I don't think his fan base would hate on him...I actually think they'd be very accepting. I don't see what the big deal is, anyway. If Anna Paquin can do it, Nelly can, too.—Courtney

Dear Come Out Come Out:Wish it were that easy, but it's that same old double-standard, as always. Nelly is a dude, while Anna is a hot chick. It's always—or at least, for now—going to be easier for the babes to come out as bi than the dudes, no matter what his fan base is. Stinks."

"Dear Ted:My friends and I have a pool going on how much longer we think Skarsworth will last. Some are convinced that after the spectacle they made of themselves at Coachella, the clock is quickly running down on these two. While others, myself included, are sure that Miss Bosworth will happily ride the True Blood publicity train until fall. What's your guess?—BronxBetty

"Dear Ted:Friends with benefits or not, I have a feeling Alexander Skarsgård is going to get bored with K.Bos and dump her hard and fast, leaving her so stressed—like after her breakup with Orlando—that she ends up scary skinny and devastated again. How do you think it's going to end?—Troy

Dear Worrywart:I don't think Kate's taking this relaysh as seriously as you think she is."

"Dear Ted:If you think sexuality is really screwed up in America, why don't you try not to play into that skewed view? Alexander Skarsgård is very comfortable with who he is and always has been—why not just celebrate someone who has no issue acting whatever scenes organically make sense in a story without trying to co-opt his statements? He's not sending you coded messages. You're the first one to say there's no reason to think he had anyone specifically in mind when giving dating advice—he's not serious with Kate Bosworth and he's being generic to avoid giving the gossips anything specific to run with—a losing proposition in Hollywood. Why not let Alexander speak for himself—he's no shrinking violet—instead of deciding to interpret him for your own agenda? If people had fewer agendas about sexuality, whatever their position, we'd all be a lot freer to express ourselves.—Kat

Dear Code:I'm not playing into that skewed view, just provoking some thought about some very ambiguous statements. More power to him for not blabbing about whoever he is dating, at least he's not a famewhore. And by the by I love how comfortable he is. That's my way of celebrating it!"

"Dear Ted:I can't stand Skarsworth! Totally think that she is milking this more than he is, especially with a certain celebrity blogger who posts at least once if not twice a day about her usually mentioning Alex! But veryone else seems to think Kate and Alexander won't work out, yet no one says why! What is the why?—Weird

Dear Look Closer:Alex and Kate may both be blond and beautiful, but that's about all they have in common. They're missing that spark—maybe they can ask Tom and Katie about it?"

"Dear Ted:It seems there's a gender double standard in Hollywood when it comes to sexual orientation and coming out: Anna Paquin has revealed that she's bi—sure, it made headlines for about 1.5 days, that's about it. I highly doubt that it will negatively affect her career/image (it shouldn't!); if anything, some might find that it adds an intriguing edge. Angelina, at one point, had a serious relationship with a woman, but again, who cares? If, on the other hand, one of Anna's many gorgeous male costars from True Blood came out as bi, something tells me it would have a very different, more dramatic effect. Your thoughts? Do the guys in Hollywood have a harder time being open about who they are than women do? Or is that because both Anna and Angelina ultimately ended up with men?—Ms.

"Dear Ted:It's my birthday today (the big 2-0!) and I've been a loyal reader for almost two years. For my B-day present, could you give me some juicy info on Nelly Fang? Big vamp fan here! Love ya lots.—B in Alaska

Dear Ageist:Only because you're inching closer to your quarter-life crisis. Nelly is still slaying the dudes behind the scenes, trust. Honestly, he really just screws whoever (men or women) he wants, when he wants! He's just more careful about it than his wholly het counterparts like Jesse and Tiger, that's all."

"Dear Ted:So I have a question about Skarsworth (I can't believe I just wrote that. Ugh.) Anyways, have they actually come out yet and said they're dating? I mean, it's not really a secret when you prance around together 24/7. Kate seems head-over-heels giddy about him, where Alex seems "meh." Is that what's kinda going down? I know you said it won't last that long...but from previous sightings, they've already been together about 8 months.—Vanessa

Dear FWB:First off, Kate and Alex are mutually benefiting from their friends-with-benefits arrangement. I wouldn't say it's totally one-sided, actually. And sure, maybe they've been "together" that long but it's hardly monogamous. It's as you said—dating."

"Dear Ted:I'm a big Awful Truth fan- it helps me cope between classes—but this is my first time writing in. I totally loved your take on the Newsweek incident. I get that they want to drum up readership by having something scandalous, but seriously? The fact that Jonathan Groff is gay has zero effect on me at all. I love Glee and that guy is talented and hot, being gay doesn't change either opinion I have on him. I have no problem with gay playing straight or vice versa. That's why they're actors. They act. I support your and Kristin Chenoweth's shaming of this homophobic gimmick. On a lighter note, I'm a huge Blind Vice fanatic. In exchange for my rant, do you have any more dirt/hints on Nelly Fang? Anything and everything would be much appreciated. Stay awesome Ted!—CC

Dear Preach On:Articles like that are exactly why Toothy, Nelly or any of our BV faves don't have a shot at setting precedent and coming out. Not that Nelly really needs to come out. Just needs to fess up that he's a sexual being and swings both ways in his private life. No biggie."

"Dear Ted:In a recent Bitch-Back you said Skarsworth were no more that friends with benefits and that it was not a monogamous relationship. Then, today, you talk about how they are in Sweden and serious. I mean, no doubt when you bring a girl home to meet the family, it's serious. Why and how were you so off on this couple? It just worries me that if you are so off on them, you could be off-base on other celebs.—kissez

Dear Skarsworth's No. 1 Fan:Who's off? Sure, perhaps you think I'm wrong, but, darling, trust, these two are hardly only schtupping each other, which you can take any way you like—as they all apply."

"Dear Ted:A few weeks ago I asked you what was your guess was on how much longer Skarsworth were going to last. You were of the belief that their relationship wasn't that serious and were on the fast track to splitsville. Well now he took her home to Sweden. I don't know about you, but this signals to me that there is something much more serious between them. You don't take the girl on a several-thousand-mile, multihour plane trip if she's just a FWB. What gives?—BronxBetty

Dear Not-So-Secret Getaway:Think about it in relation to that of, say, Robsten. When Rob and Kristen get out of town, they like it to be low-key and private. Skarsworth practically invite the paparazzi along. Coachella lovefest anyone? Don't you think it's fishy that practically every media outlet got the "inside" scoop on a trip they made across the world? And people say Robsten is for publicity, sheesh."

"Dear Ted:I am so sick of the whole Twilight stuff. I can't even find a word that would express it. So in hotter news and since it was the last episode of the season, I need to know juice on the Vampire Diaries cast, Ian, Paul and Nina. I know Ian has a girlfriend, but what about Paul? And are they as nice as they seem when you see them in interviews?—Marylin

Dear Diaries in Demand:Why can't all the vamps just get along—I mean, we already know Nina is a huge fan of that other hunky vampire Alexander Skarsgård. As for how nice the cast is, sure they all get along fairly well, but for at least one of the three you listed, this newfound fame is certainly going to his or her head, making him/her a total pain in the ass to deal with."

"Dear Ted:In your latest Blind Vice about the gorgeous Crescent Kumquat, you mentioned that the guy who originally gave the publicist herpes was another closeted bisexual star. Am I wrong in my suspicions that this stained stud might be our own dear Nelly Fang? How about it, Ted, hot or cold? Kisses.—Curiosity Killed The...

Dear Not Nelly:Smooches back, and no. Though you're right in thinking this other dude has been a B.V. of the best variety. Just not of the sexy vamp variety."

"Dear Ted:So Alexander Skarsgård is a Blind Vice, but what about his costars? Sam Trammell, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, etc. They are hardly written about, is that something they prefer, or do they have really bad PR? Alex seems to be the only one riding the gossip train, is there something going on?—D

Dear Bloody Blinds:A.Skars is the only Vicey star on True Blood for now. Anna revealed her "big secret" and the rest of the cast is pretty tame—or at least, I don't think they're wild enough to be given a B.V. You may think differently."

"Dear Ted:I was thinking about Nelly Fang the other day and was wondering, when did these "encounters" take place? Were they last year (since the B.V. was posted in December) and what month(s)? I was thinking that knowing the timeline may help with confirming or clearing the one remaining obvious choice, if one were to consider filming locations and schedules.—C'est Moi

Dear Not So Fast:You don't honestly expect me to just give that dish away once you've revealed your master plan to me, do you, Frenchie? Got to be a lot more clever than that! Weather was warm, though, I'll tell ya that much"

"Dear Ted:In relation to your article about Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgård, I saw a Swedish mag today with the couple on the cover—it was a paparazzi shot for sure—and the headline read that they got married in Stockholm. Is there any truth to this?—Anderson

"Dear Ted:My mother and I help rescue small dogs with my sister and find them homes. Thank you for all your work with rescue animals. Someone needs to give them a voice. I want to know if Nelly Fang is Paul Wesley? Am I close? Also is there anything the fans can do to get Megan Fox back in Transformers? My mom is highly insulted by this turn of events. She thinks they are perfect for each other and that Megan not being there will ruin the movie.—Christie

Dear No and No:Nope, Nelly ain't the Vampire Diaries star—but you aren't the only one who thought (or maybe hoped?) he might be. As for Meg, she's way over Transformers and vice versa. Tell your mom, sorry, but she'll just have to enjoy the robots without their Fox-y femme. And congrats on your good work. Karma's in your favor now."

Disclaimer

The "exposed" celebrities mentioned in this blog are purely guesses. They are the thoughts and opinions of the authors of this blog in response to reading various gossip columns. Do not take our guesses, or photos posted of our guesses, as fact or as a source of accurate information. We are doing this for entertainment purposes only.

Followers

Contact

Email us at blinditemsexposed (at) gmail (dot) com(Resist the need to send us alerts of new blind items or exclusions. We are busy and may not get to them right away, but we do check for them ourselves and put them up asap!)