Julia Gillard: Fucking Oath!!! You know I could do with a new scratching post for my pet Dingo VeggieBurger!!

Red Scarlett: Mmm!! The Maori race have a tradition of honour and mana!!

Julia Gillard: Right action plan then!! Rangonui Ragoo can have one Sabbath morning off every decade, I’ll pay him two and six once every Saturnalian eclipse. He’ll need to be deloused for lice and fleas so Veggie Burger doesn’t catch some horrible Kiwi lurgy. I’ll need 24 hour armed guards on my beer cellar. Yeah and I better tell Yuros at the local fish and chip to start opening for breakfast and morning tea!

Julia Gillard just about be martyred Prime Minister of 20 million give or take dogs, wops, spics, dagos, greasers, Bongas and Bludging Bloody Kiwis: Oi wotcha cobba!! They didn’t teach us big gumboot wheelbarrow words at the Uni of Woolomoloo!!!

KABOOM!!!!!

Red Scarlett: A lead slug in the right cornea you Ozzie omgomathon!!

Julia Gillard: A…a…a…g…h…h…!!!

Kaboom!!!!!

Red Scarlett: Crap!! Now the cost is $3.70!!! The price of a chilled bottle of meths!!!

Red Scarlett: Thank the Lord!! Her right hand is still twitching!! Quick get a pen!!

Yahtzee Fu Manchu: Lookeee!! Tooth Hurteee!!!

Red Scarlett: Mmmm!! You’re right it’s time for afternoon tea!

Office Brontosaurus Mac the Strife: Fart!

“This is the BBC World Service! The Prime Minister of Australia, The Right Honourable Julia Gillard Member of Parliament, was martyred this very day in the small New Zealand town of Karamea! Her Royal Higness Queen Elizabeth II ….blah..blah…blah.. the Pope…blah…blah…blah…. other world wide dignitaries including King Wasibogo of Eastern Wooga Wooga Land.. blah…blah…blah… Elik Klapton.. blah…blah…blah….!”

Red Scarlett: Yawn!! Hip hip!!

Yahtzee Fu Manchu: Hlay!!!!

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Paul Murray is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project.
www.livinginpeace.com
Paul originally from Australia, but have been living in New Zealand for eight years. Before that he was in Japan for a decade working as a journalist. He met his wife Sanae in Japan and they married in 2008.