Favorite Mean Girls Quotes

Damian: Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh..."Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?Cady: It's Cady.Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Gretchen: Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.Cady: I wouldn't?Gretchen: Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

Mrs. George: Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this?Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am... Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

Cady: Hey!Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian?Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Regina: Why don't I know you?Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.Regina: What?Cady: I used to be home-schooled.Regina: Wait... what?Cady: My mom taught me at home...Regina: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!Cady: I didn't say anything.

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Cady: Hey!Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian?Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.