Stop Everything and Bid on the Future Classic LeBron James Kia K900

Okay, so the headline might have a slight tinge of sarcasm, but this is actually for a good cause. If you're a fan of LeBron James, or the Cleveland Cavaliers, or the Miami Heat, or just the NBA in general, there is currently an opportunity to own an extremely specific, if not unique, piece of history.
The custom King James Kia K900 is up for auction (you might have already forgotten, but remember the one that nobody noticed?), with proceeds going to the LeBron's charity, the King James Family Foundation. The organization aims to positively affect the lives of children and young adults through education and co-curricular educational initiatives. The website says the car is valued at $168,463, and with more than 12 days left as of this typing, the car already has a bid of $89,000.
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The special edition is purely an appearance package. In addition to the sparkly red paint, it has custom badging, red Forgiato Lavorato wheels, LeBron logo brake calipers and head rests, diamond-quilted seats, and a variety of black accents. Considering he's the most ridiculous machine in the NBA, it would have been nice to see a small performance tune, but oh well. Bid here.
And here's the best vine of 2014, because any excuse is a great excuse to revisit it. Laaabraahhhhnnn Jayyyyyymmmmmzzzzz.