MOVIE COMMENTARY: P2 (2007)

Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It’s a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage.

Set in a strange, alternate-reality New York City where the streets are barren after 6pm and people actually apologize for acting like assholes at the Christmas party (translation: Toronto), P2 tells the cautionary tale of why you should never be trapped in a Canadian parking garage with a psychotic killer during the holiday season. But if you are, for God’s sake just have dinner with the guy. ‘Tis the season! (IMDb)

Here are some highlights:

Silly Elvis Impersonation By Crazy Man: 1

Amazingly Graphic Crushed To Death By Car Scene: 1

Stupidly Watertight Elevator: 1

Dog Stabbing: 1

Rolls Of Boob Tape: 4,017

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

Everything else on the site seems to be working fine. In the meantime, I’ve switched the site theme to WordPress default so you can still get to those commentaries through the category page (they show up there).

UPDATE 12:20PM: Looks like it was a permalink issue (translation: I clearly did something wrong). All entries should be working properly now. Happy New Year!