Fuck the rest of the country! We have the best drive bys, the highest rent, the most turgid culture scene (except for improv comedy) and more restaruants per person in the entire country. Toronto is a major economic provider for Canada and the rest of this backwater whinefest of a jerkmobile of a country should shut the fuck up until they start putting the fuck up.

Yeah I know the Maritimes and Calgary are pretty close. But what have those podunk provinces brought to the table? Trees. Beef. Beavers. Conservatives.

When the rest of Canada starts getting cool places to go then it can whine about how dismal Toronto is.

Toronto has the very phallic CN Tower while Indianopolis has the very oval-shaped INDY 500 racetrack - if you know what I'm saying. The two were made for each other. What do you get when a tower and a track mate?

Indian-apolisians (?) also say pop (where most Americans, as you know say "soda"). Anyway, you should come over and see me when I'm stoned - I'll take care of all your worries - "zo waarlijke helpe mij, God Almijtach" as my Papa says.

I don't know, I've travelled alot, and if anyone from Toronto thinks their the centre of the universe, it just tells me that they really have been exposed to very little of the world beyond Canada's borders. It's a real provincial attitude. On the other hand, coming from out west, I get tired of their immediate attitude when they find out you are from Toronto, especially in Vancouver.