The series' protagonist is a teenage actor named Michael Alexander Simon ("Mikey Simon" for short) who travels to Japan to star in an anime, where he discovers his new co-stars are all basically walking anime clichés.

Ms. Simon: And if you're our only child in Japan and you're calling 'cause you're all alone in a big empty room and you miss the comforting sound of another human voice, stay on the line as we read from a list of words chosen at random from the dictionary.

Mr. Simon: "Vernacular."

Ms. Simon: "Flibbertigibbet."

Mr. Simon: "Mortgage."

Ms. Simon: "Pedal."

Mr. Simon: "Disenfranchise."

[Mikey hangs up]

Mikey: Guess it's just you and me tonight, Mirror.

Mirror: Speak for yourself. I have plans.

[The mirror closes itself up]

[Mitsuki watches as Lily and Mikey are loudly arguing with each other outside of Ozu's apartment. Ozu comes out.]

Ozu: [annoyed] What are you doing in front of my door?

Yes Man: Ozu needs Ozu Time!

Lily: [pointing at Mikey] Ozu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human being ever!

Gonard: Okay, I'll do it. (puts on a blonde beehive-style wig) Anything for the show.

[Lily and Gonard have been "split up" by Guano]

Guano: What makes you think she would choose you over me anyway?

Gonard:(Talking while eating spaghetti) Because I am a gentleman!

Man: Excuse me, that's my food.

Gonard: (Still with mouth full) AND IT IS DELICIOUS!

Mikey: If I broke this vase, you'de want me to replace it, right? Well, think of this vase as your irreplacable memories. (drops it on the ground and breaks)

Mitsuki: (tearing up) I made that vase when I was four.

Mikey: And I'll replace it!

[Ozu and Lily look on as Gonard and Guano prepare to duel each other]

Ozu: I don't think this is a good idea.

Lily: Relax, they do this all the time...

(Flashbacks of Gonard and Guano's previous duels are shown, such as hitting each other with paddles while in Colonial costume, banjo play-offs in Old Western clothing, and breakdance-offs in hip-hop clothes)

Gonard: Ready?

Guano: (puts on a pirate hat) Ready. Enguard!

(They start pelting each other with water balloons)

(Mikey leaves a note on the back of Mitsuki's photo album, apologizing for all he's done

Mikey's voice: Dear Mitsuki, I'm sorry I lost your pictures...

(Mitsuki has a sorrowful look on her face)

Mikey's voice: ...and I'm sorry I lied to you...

(Mitsuki has a mean look on her face)

Mikey's voice: ...and I'm sorry I broke your microwave...

(Mitsuki has a look of disbelief on her face)

Mikey's voice: ...I put tinfoil in it because I thought it would make it shoot lightening at people...

Cat Burglar: You know the expression, 'There's only one way to skin a cat'? Actually, there's only one way, with this. (Pulls out a bizarre looking machine with a hook, knife, sickel, and another blade all spinning simultaneously)