*Ensign Edwards strides in, swathed in furs. A longsword dangles from his belt, and a shield is slung over his back. He slides onto a bench amongst the honored dead, who sing and feast after a long day of giant-slaying, and grabs a stein of mead from a tray born by a shapely, blue-eyed maiden.*

Kippis!

I'm sorry I wasn't around to open the new bar, but I suppose there's something to be said for having it opened by an honest to goodness Scandinavian, instead of a North American mutt like me.

OK. Was here, but didn't feel like posting much. Raptor's Ten Forward-mood was a bit low, thinking about several people we miss. Recent reaction of Terillyn makes Raptor feel better though.

That's okay, raptor! I'm sure our friends will make their way back when they're ready!

The Norse bar is open, grab a glass of mead and put your feet up.

Thanks for opening the bar, maneth!

*Ensign Edwards strides in, swathed in furs. A longsword dangles from his belt, and a shield is slung over his back. He slides onto a bench amongst the honored dead, who sing and feast after a long day of giant-slaying, and grabs a stein of mead from a tray born by a shapely, blue-eyed maiden.*

Kippis!

I'm sorry I wasn't around to open the new bar, but I suppose there's something to be said for having it opened by an honest to goodness Scandinavian, instead of a North American mutt like me.

I need to find an appropriate avatar...

Edit: Huzzah! Skadi FTW!

I'd still like to read what you wrote! Please....

Okay, I've done another hour of packing, the back is not holding up so well. I'd like a new body...

Okay, so, I suppose I better get a few more things done before I carkit for the day...

I'll have a Hot Tucker, please. I'll keep it safe until I've completed my tasks for the day!

Oh, and don't worry if the earth shakes. That's just Loki being tortured for murdering the most beloved of all gods and ushering in the end of creation.

I'd still like to read what you wrote! Please....

I never actually wrote anything. I just had ideas in my head, some of which made it into my earlier post. You missed out on the Rainbow Bridge and cameos by several Norse gods. I was also thinking of making a crack about the jukebox being ready to "ragna-rock-and-roll," and my subtitle was going to be "The best bar in the nine worlds."

So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!- Dark Helmet; "Live free or die. Death is not the worst of evils." - Gen. John Stark; "Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it." -Robert Frost; "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams, Brewer/PatriotFORUM RULES

*White coated, iridescent scarf and black curly hair streaming behind, skates through the clouds along the curve of the Rainbow Bridge, landing in white fur-lined boots on the floor of the new bar*

Hello y'all! In the typical mama mode here, and I have a deep, covered reed woven basket for you to place ANY mistletoe you might stumble upon, hidden in and around this place.....I will keep us safe, there's already been one too many tragic ends with that pesky plant. If you do not know what it looks like, check out my avatar. This basket will reside in the deepest, least trafficked corner of the bar. Be sure and use very thick gloves or tongs when you handle the mistletoe! And KEEP LOKI AWAY FROM THE BASKET!

TUCKER: Malcolm? REED: I see it. TUCKER: Good. Means I'm not hallucinating. How can a ship be bigger on the inside than the outside? REED: It could be a hologram. TUCKER: Hand me that hyperspanner. (drops it down the hole - it hits bottom after two seconds) REED: You're not going down there? TUCKER: Got to get my spanner back.

And may Heimdall himself bless that very basket and all who sail in her.

yes, I suggest the blessing to rescind any lethal qualities and the lovely mistletoe be associated with a more pleasing concept, say, hummmmm, I don't know, maybe kissing or something?!!

TUCKER: Malcolm? REED: I see it. TUCKER: Good. Means I'm not hallucinating. How can a ship be bigger on the inside than the outside? REED: It could be a hologram. TUCKER: Hand me that hyperspanner. (drops it down the hole - it hits bottom after two seconds) REED: You're not going down there? TUCKER: Got to get my spanner back.

I guess I had to enter your bar when you guys chose to make it a Scandinavian bar

I want a glass of Dahl's (or ten), Sev said he would pic up the tab.. For Sev's sake I hope you have Danish prices on the alcohol, not Norwegian.

SKÅL!

Never told me you had a hollow leg Irene ;P You're lucky I know the owners

So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!- Dark Helmet; "Live free or die. Death is not the worst of evils." - Gen. John Stark; "Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it." -Robert Frost; "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams, Brewer/PatriotFORUM RULES