“What are you doing here?”
That’s a phrase I’ve heard a lot. Most recently it was at Gigantour, as someone observed that a clean-cut geek like myself doesn’t fit the mold of typical metal fan. The observation, though slightly rude, wasn’t exactly news to me. The instance when I was most surprised to hear it happened when I was in grade 10, lined up to receive a bronze medal for my grades. The first place grade 11 student, who was someone I was acquainted with, leaned over and wondered aloud what I was doing there. The truth is though, despite being de...

Mootinator

/ˈmuːt.ɪn.eɪ.tə(ɹ)/noun

A person or thing that makes something have no practical impact or relevance.

use: That mootinator mootinated all my salient points with its facts and logic!

Origin:
1993-97; EFNet; Inversion of toominator. Originally had some sparse connection to The X-Files.