Yes, it’s that time of year again when people scurry about like rats in the sewer looking for that tasty tidbit of semi-digested poo on which to fasten their grubby little paws to drag back to their little rat hole.

It’s the run up to Christmas!
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I was unfortunate enough to be in town on December 1st. Driving. The insanity begins! People taking kamikaze runs against oncoming traffic to grab a parking space.

Here’s a thought for all you parking-space morons out there: WALK more than 50 feet! You’ll live longer and so will the people whose lives you put in peril when you try to force your vehicle into a space designed for a mince pie.