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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Breaking News: Hip to Clipp Not Dead

We've received numerous letters, e-mails, tweets, smoke signals, and frantic late night phone calls from fans around the league terrified that something had gone terrible wrong.

No hilariously self-depricating tweets? No long-winded posts exposing life-long Clipper icons as frauds? Not even the lazy YouTube video posts?

(Okay, okay... we were responding to @ClipsGirl's Direct Messages on Twitter…What?)

But we're here to clear the air. We're not dead, and neither are the Clippers. We just had a rough March; twenty Clippers' games, the death of Whitney, the premier of The Hunger Games, two girlfriend break-ups, Passover / Easter, a pregnancy scare, Attention Deficit Disorder, and a lot of whiskey…How were we supposed to find time to write?

But the playoffs are close at hand, and your trusty Clipper friends / mentors / icons are here, right by your side, to hold your hand during this unfamiliar time. Although the 2006 playoffs feel like yesterday, it was a long time ago, and our team and fan base have changed. Clipper Nation must stand together, stronger than ever, and ride this magic carpet ride as far as we can.