Tv Scenes/episodes From Childhood That Scarred Me for Life

Not shark-jumping--that would be a show ruining itself. These are TV episodes from late-70s/80s that deeply disturbed my young mind. They don't do this stuff on iCarly. Though it's why I now like Darren Aronsfky movies.

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Dif'rent Strokes ep with Dudley and the guy from WKRP playing a pedophile.

Dirty mouse cartoons. No shirt. Why?!

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Papa Smurf asking out Smurfette

He was the one smurf she didn't think wanted to smurf her. Look at her face. Ugh..

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Tom Hanks jumping off the roof in Mazes and Monsters.

The lesson: playing D&D will make you want to kill yourself. (Maybe that's true?)

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Albert getting hooked on morphine in Little House.

And then the fire...

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Beefsteak Charlie

Technically a commercial, but God, what a creep. Beefsteak Charlie's did have the best birch beer tho.

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Farrah Fawcett in "the Burning Bed"

I wasn't actually allowed to watch it but I stole a few peeks and regretted it. What was I expecting? It's a TV movie called The Burning Bed.

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Elmer Fudd blowing off Daffy Ducks face with a shotgun.

ACME brand anvils and dynamite were fine but no guns.

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Facts of Life rape episode

This may just be a fever dream but I've only ever seen the Facts of Life once, as a very small child, and I think this is where I learned what rape was? She was wearing a tuxedo? Ok this was probably a dream, now that I write it out.