Hey, old man, while you're busy dying of cancer, how about making it clear whose parts you were tonguing at the time you contracted that damned cancer that's screwing up my life too. Huh? Would it be too much trouble?!

I'm dying and you're going to needle me about the precision of speech?! The precision of the speech coming out of my CANCEROUS THROAT??!!!!

This is the last straw!

The last straw? The last straw?! Like there were all those other straws?

As a matter of fact, yes. There's the straw that's the fact that you are 25 year older than me and the straw that's me being so much prettier than you. Especially now that you've got throat cancer.

You monster! You won't look so pretty when the whole world sees what a monster you are.

The world will see one thing and one thing only: You said you got throat cancer from cunnilingus with me.

This may be the first story to come out of a potential serious issue. A high percentage of young men now have HPV in the oropharynx. HPV causes cervical cancer and there s concern that this will be a new public health problem.

It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Of course, he was dumb to say that but who expects actors to be wise ?

Bipolar disorder was formerly diagnosed as moody bitchiness. Sex addiction used to be stigmatized as being the vice of a dirty old man. What a blessing to live in enlightened times with enlightened people.