Florida Woman Denied Outback Steakhouse by Her Parents , So Of Course She Tried to Stab Them

Deanne Seltzer was arrested last week after she allegedly attacked her parents and chased her father with a 12-inch knife for refusing to take her to Outback Steakhouse.

According to reports, the 28-year-old Palm Beach resident asked her parents to take her to dinner at the popular restaurant chain on Wednesday. When they refused, Seltzer flew into a rage and flipped over the glass dining room table before punching her mother with closed fists on her chest and arms, CBS12 reported.

Seltzer’s father intervened and sustained scratches to his face and upper body, Yahoo Lifestyle reported. Seltzer then allegedly picked up a foot-long decorative knife and began to chase her father around the house, threatening, “I’m going to kill you,” the outlet reported. Her father was eventually able to wrestle the knife away without sustaining further injury.

Look I like a good steak and blooming onion as much as the next man but….to threaten to stab up your whole family is some next level Florida shit. We’re two weeks into 2019 and the whole state has been on a heater with the news headlines. This doesn’t make it any better but I seriously thought “Oh it must have been her Birthday and they cancelled on her”…nope homegirl was just legit jonesing Outback on murderous levels.