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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
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October 7, 2005
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Recently-released documents show that the FBI
kept files on such suspected Communists as
Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra and Lucille Ball.
The Top 9 Signs an Actor Is Communist
9. Petitions to have his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
changed to a hammer and sickle.
8. Subdivides his Beverly Hills mansion into tiny apartments;
smell of cabbage cooking in all the hallways.
7. Always asking where to score some of that "opiate of the
masses".
6. Not only eats *all* colors of M&Ms, shares them equally with
the entire crew.
5. Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch, yelling, "I love Stalin!"
4. Red Buttons, Red Skelton, Redd Foxx; I mean, come on people...
3. Smokes cigars like Castro; has same last name as the father
of Communism; and has brothers with suspicious, foreign-
sounding names like Harpo and Zeppo.
2. Well, anyone even remotely connected to "Up With People" has
to be at the top of the list.
and the Number 1 Sign an Actor Is Communist...
1. They're one of those rare Hollywood types who speak out
against the White House.
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