Now all the monitors have power.Each one is set to a different channel. But they won't display anything unless they're unlocked.You unlock them by finding the right keys and using them on that little model of the radio tower next to you.One of them is unlocked for you already. Can you see it up there?YES. YES! I CAN SEE IT.IT IS A VIEW OF MY DEAD SISTER. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.SHE REALLY MAKES. A MORE BREATHTAKING CORPSE. THAN I EVER IMAGINED.Whatever you say, weirdo.Anyway, it's like I said. This is a glorified computer. If you want to change your text color, you can sample some pixels from the display.THIS IS PERFECT.I WAS INTENDING ON USING HER PUTRID GREEN BLOOD. TO COLOR MY TEXT.Were you?YES. IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE. PAINTING MY WORDS IN HER BLOOD. AS A TOKEN OF MY RUTHLESS TRIUMPH.THEN ON THE NEXT TIME I WAS GOING TO HARASS SOMEBODY. IT WAS GOING TO BE ALL LIKE. LOOK WHO WON. IT'S JUST ME NOW.AND I WOULD JUST BE LIKE. NOW WHAT'S UP. *BITCHES*.IT WAS GOING TO BE.SOOOO.*BAAAAAADASSSS*.Ok.ALSO. THIS IS A FUNNY COINCIDENCE. BUT I WAS ALSO BATTING AROUND THE IDEA.OF STEALING HER BIG U'S ANYWAY?I MEAN. AS ANOTHER KIND OF TROPHY. TO LET PEOPLE KNOW. I'M WHOLE. AND THE BEST SIBLING IS IN CHARGE NOW.I WAS ON THE FENCE ABOUT DOING THAT THOUGH. BUT I GUESS YOUR STUPID LOCKED KEYBOARD. MAYBE FORCED THE ISSUE.BUT I'LL JUST SAY BADASSERY WAS THE REASON. AND OMIT THE TEDIOUS ANECDOTE ABOUT THE KEYBOARD.SO YEAH.Then let's consider this a serendipitous facilitation of all your most juvenile typing fantasies.Let nobody henceforth mistake you for a guy who isn't trying as hard as he can to type like a cold blooded motherfucker.YES. THAT'S WHAT I WANT.Great. Now grab that mouse there and pick a new color.

Here is a quick look at the way this project has been shaping up. Whew, that is a nice looking game! Not going to lie, I am on some big time tenterhooks in anticipation of this release. I've actually started doing stunts on the tenterhooks, flipping around on them wildly, like a gymnast. It's an astounding spectacle of physical endurance and might. Sorry you can't check this out, it's absolutely unreal.

What else have I been up to? I sense that this has been being wondered about. Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there. But otherwise have been deferring in favor of attention to ~other projects~ which strike me as more pressing. It will be gotten around to. If you are wondering which of these projects may be related to Homestuck, I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month. That is as specific as I can be for now. Tune in here, let's say, a couple weeks from now.

The project that has occupied the lion's share of my professional time is one that you will understand completely why I have prioritized, when you eventually see it. Arguably it will prove to be the only relevant work of art in human history. I don't wish to give anything else away, or delay your experience of this unprecedented triumph of the human spirit. So instead I will light a fire under my ass, and attempt to deliver the content I know you have all been craving.

What else to report? Hmm. I know that usually the passage of time for creative individuals is tracked by the hours they spend which ultimately contribute to creative products which may be consumed. It is far from true that all of my hours this year have been applied that way. Suffice to say I've been on some strange adventures. I doubt I can do any of them justice here, in a newspost which is rapidly running out of words I'm willing to type. At one point I was thrown out of a stable. I've probably said too much already. Well, see you next time.

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.