Michael Swickard's new novel about New Mexico

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno It was 100 degrees in New York City. It was so hot, you know Solyndra, the solar company? They actually made money.
It was so hot, Attorney General Eric Holder was selling water guns to Mexican drug gangs.
According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than they raised? Well, that's called being a Democrat. Conan

Mitt Romney has accused President Obama of pandering to the Latino community. The president said he's too busy to comment because he's watching Telemundo and eating chalupas.

Today the Supreme Court ruled that TV networks can show momentary nudity. So, by popular demand, "The View" is now a radio show. The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
There's a heat wave on the East Coast. In New York City right now, the heat is driving the bees crazy. This bee infestation is scary.
Experts say the most reliable way to make bees docile is surround them with huge billows of smoke. That's why Willie Nelson has never been stung by a bee. Jimmy Kimmel Live!
The Euro Cup is going on in the Ukraine. Portugal beat the Czech Republic. It was the highest scoring match in soccer history, 1-0. Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
A new report found that President Obama's campaign spent $6 million more than it raised last month. Which explains why his latest campaign ad ended with the phrase, "I'm Barack Obama and I'm selling some old CDs on Craigslist."
A new survey found that only 31 percent of Americans would want to sit next to Mitt Romney on a flight. Romney was so upset, he was like, "I don't understand. How would they get on my private jet?"