Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

"Officer, Officer! I was doing nothing wrong. I found this stoopid idiot, a dummy actually, collapsed on the floor, When you came in, I was administering mouth to, uh...er... Officer, may I have a cell for two."

Apparently this man has thing for the non-living of the female persuasion... Just sayin' - after his previous arrest, no wonder he had to find an inflatable girlfriend. She's not interested in commitment like the first.

obviously the CRPD has been successful in clearing prostitutes off the streets.

since i am from the Cedar Rapids area i can only say, "so what?"

my "education" about inflatable dolls came in 1972 when i was a dishwasher at the old and then majestic Hotel Roosevelt in downtown Cedar Rapids. i can't remember if it was Merv the perv or Ralph the femme who told us impressionalbe recent high school grads about the "wonders" of inflatable dolls.

we were grateful for cute waitresses who were way too young for Merv or Ralph, but just the right age for guys with a steady supply of good wee... um perhaps i say too much