Adam&eve abandons Britain with outrageous teeth slur

Well this is all a bit much. It’s fair enough, I suppose, for adam&eveDDB to set out to conquer America (a lot of good it did us Brits back in the day) but it’s a bridge too far to start knocking “British teeth.”

Which is exactly what the traitorous denizens of Paddington (and a one-room apartment somewhere in Brooklyn) are doing now for Mars Petcare’s Greenies dog treats.

Think Boris Johnson, when he’s not rewriting President Trump’s new immigration policy, should pay them a visit.

Here are some adam&eve teeth (left), for comparison.

MAA creative scale: 8 (but you won’t enjoy it very much in the penal colony).