According to the sickos at BuzzFeed who first reported this story, you can only find all four nauseating flavors at Walmart. So unless you were planning to buy a disposable futon this month, don't worry about having to face Peeps Milk at your regular grocery store.

I can't promise you won't run into this guy (in your nightmares), though.

If, for some strange reason, you do feel like puking your guts out, here's a video of that random white guy mixing Peeps Milk with vodka.

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I'm sorry, but I just had to do it.

Don't forget there are still yummy foods in the world, like Nutella Cronut holes.