The only tourists to Saudi Arabia from America should be military tourists, unleashing depleted uranium rounds that tears the flesh of the wicked backward people who live there, leaving their offspring as mutants, soldiers working to destroy everything in their path, with only the screams of terror being heard from the endless assault, for like, I don't know, ten farking years.

Adolf Oliver Nipples:Unless you're on a hajj, I can't think of any reason why anybody would want to go to Saudi Arabia. Seriously, I've been there, and it's sand, heat, and a whole bunch of rules that don't make any sense to the average tourist yet will get you in serious shiat if you break them.

That part of the world is best avoided, and is hardly an ideal place for you to relax and unwind.

Vanity Fair had a story about tourism to Saudi Arabia a couple years back and the people in charge of tourism have to be the most clueless people I've ever come across. It's like they can't even conceive of what tourism is, let alone why they should promote it. Sad thing is, your average Saudi is likely to be a wonderful person, who happens to be stuck being ruled by people who have an almost comical lack of clue when it comes to ruling a nation. Forget the religious stuff, when it comes to ruling it's like someone gave a country to an eighth grade student government.