Hello. I am an artist living in Los Angeles, California. I was born in Pittsburgh, Pa, and visit there from time to time. This is where I self publish digital content that communicates what I make. Many (but not all) of the things I have made are on this website. Some things are on this website too. Since I don’t have a nice camera the quality of the photos on this site is inconsistent — sometimes a venue or friend takes nice pictures, sometimes I can borrow a camera or rent a lens, and sometimes I use my phone.

I currently earn money by digitally drawing components of, and contraptions for moving, other people’s sculptures. I give the drawings to robots, or skilled fabricators, that then make the art. The results are in major museums around the world. There is a capitalist owner that makes money off of my labor power. I used to earn money making metal furniture components. The people that buy the furniture and art are extremely wealthy. Income inequality is good for these businesses. I participate in the trickle down economy for 36 hours a week.

I sleep about 52 hours a week.

I spend about 11 hours a week getting around Los Angeles by bike and train and often get yelled at by motorists. While on the subway I read, this amounts to about 4 hours a week. I have been hit by a car here once. The accident destroyed my bicycle and helmet, but thankfully I only had a small cut on my head and some light bruising. The person that hit me lives in the car he hit me with. He paid me $500 for the bike frame and bought me a new helmet. He gave me the money in cash in three installments. Several times people have thrown things at me, including a gallon jug of water. I squirt water into or at people’s cars if they really piss me off. One time I squirted a guy with water and he proceeded to drive his car in circles around an intersection threatening to hit me. I was nimble enough on my bike to avoid him. I saw a bystander stopped at the intersection laughing at the situation and I started laughing too. I haven’t squirted anyone with water since that happened.

I spend between 15-20 hours a week making art or doing ancillary activities. I wish I had more time to do this but this but it could be worse. You can see the product of this activity on the other tab of this website so I won’t talk any more about it.

Whatever time I haven’t tallied is spent eating, drinking, socializing, urinating, defecating, fornicating, and streaming things on the internet.

Anyway, if you want to text or call me, my number is (four-one-two)-seven-two-zero-five-six-three-1.

I also know the real reason you clicked on this tab was to see my CV. It is out of date but I don’t feel like updating it right now.