Check out the hottest real estate listings from New York (left) and Florida (right). Photo: Tina Gallo (left); Zilbert International Realty (right)

Check out the 11 hottest listings from New York and Florida.

NEW YORK

$31M, 15 Central Park West

Photo: Brown Harris Stevens

The three best things about being perched way up: the views, the views, the views. And this 33rd-floor, 3,105-square-foot condo — with three bedrooms and 3¹/₂ bathrooms — has some of NYC’s best, including the Hudson River, Columbus Circle and — conveniently from the master bedroom — Central Park. Thank ya kindly, Robert A.M. Stern! Niceties include a “generous” foyer with powder room, 11-foot ceilings, a Crestron automated audio/visual system, a paneled bar, a “top-of-the-line” kitchen and oversized windows.

Agent: Kyle Blackmon, Brown Harris Stevens, 212-588-5648

$12.99M, 40 Broad St.

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Are you or someone you love a collector of rare French safes? What a coinkydink! This Financial District den has a half-a-ton brass safe from the Bank of France in Vichy circa the 1880s. Oh, and they’ll also throw in two bedrooms, three bathrooms and motorized blinds with your purchase of this “trophy penthouse.” Want more “reclaimed” awesomeness from around the world? There are hardwood floors from the Portuguese embassy in Paris, floralpatterned hand-cut blue stone tiles from Belgium and a grand stone tub in the sauna room that’s modeled “on the 15th-century church in Palma, Italy” and imported from Mexico.

$3.99M, 34 Hamilton Terrace

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Harlem Shake” jumped the dang shark. But Harlem mansions are always fresh. This 4,000-square-foot, “sun-drenched” home in Hamilton Heights has four “huge” bedrooms, a granite-wrapped 19-foot kitchen and a double living room with fireplace. The family room has one, too. Ditto the master suite. The library, on the other hand, has a very bookworm-friendly private deck. Appliances are stainless steel, the fridge is a double-waller and there’s a tri-level garden with pergola. A pergola, people! The three-section master bath likewise doesn’t skimp with its heated floors, twin vanities, steam shower and whirlpool.

Contact: Willie Kathryn Suggs, 917-202-1692

$6.475M, Old Westbury

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Gimcrack and gewgaw fiends, rejoice — this six-bedroom, 8,500-square-foot “quintessential Gold Coast estate” has not one but two antique rooms primed for the hoarding. Sitting on 4 “manicured” acres, atop “one of the highest points in Old Westbury,” the Ulrich Frazen mid-century modern home has a pool, tennis courts, gardens and “restored” lawns originally designed by the brothers Olmsted (sons of Frederick Law). There’s the usual, too: patio, AC, washer/dryer. And the kids will come out Ivy League-ready, finding themselves in the East Williston school district.

Agent: Mollie Grossman, Douglas Elliman, 516-629-2221

$13.99M, Bridgehampton

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Host your own claustrophobe support group over the weekend — this eight-bedroom, 10-plus-bathroom estate “on one of the most desired streets in all of the Hamptons” sprawls over 9,000 square feet. And splayed out in “perfect rectangle” fashion, no less. It’s a house so big it has “wings” — the southern of which sports “a stadium-seat professional theater, a full-size gym and stone-wrapped fireplace,” along with one of two “master retreats.” And the panoramic views of the Atlantic Ocean and Mecox Bay alone are worth the hefty price tag.

$18.5M, 41W. 70th St.

Photo: Tina Gallo

The year 1891 was especially good for pick and rolls — it’s when basketball was invented — but even better for Renaissance Revival. Like this so-styled, 123-years-young, five-floor UWS townhouse, which has since been “reconceived and rebuilt,” and now sports an elevator, seven bedrooms and just as many bathrooms. Also, a loggia overlooking a “lushly planted garden.” The home’s original focus was “maintaining light and flow on each floor” — today, it remains loyal to that creed, with 10- to 13-foot ceilings and, in case the sun isn’t bringing sufficient refulgence, there are four woodburning fireplaces.

$20M, 20 E. 65th St.

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Double your pleasure! This 25-foot-wide mansion is big enough for two homes — precisely how it’s divvied up, as a two-family mansion. Your half is Residence A, the four-bedroom, 3 ¹/₂-bathroom triplex condo reno’d just a few years back with new tech, electrical, security systems and a private lift — while also keeping (and restoring) “original period details.” Beyond your usual rooms, there are even more fun ones: sitting room, cloak room, media room. Meanwhile, the parlor floor has a library, dining room, kitchen and powder room.

$30M, 278 W. 11th St.

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Just cause you have a 1,200-bottle wine cellar, doesn’t mean you have a problem. We won’t judge, anyway. This “25-foot-wide masterpiece” — with elevator — has six levels (counting that boozy basement and possibly boozier roof deck) and was the first private residence to overlook Bleecker Gardens when it was born back in 1853. The garden floor has an “impressive” kitchen; the parlor has an “incredible” living room; on floor three is the “elegantly finished” master suite; while on four there are two more “gracious” bedrooms.

Agent: David Kornmeier, Brown Harris Stevens, 212-588-5642

$7.89M, 31 W. 21st St.

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This three-bedroom, three-bathroom Flatironer — “not burdened by unessential detail” and “not staged” — is just a 51-by-60-foot “real” loft. All that void is “breathtaking,” its “sense of spaciousness” enhanced by 11¹/₂-foot ceilings and 29 “enormous” picture windows. The minimalism that is here includes “high-end” appliances, a steam shower and a woodburning fireplace. Get in touch with your inner Satre and embrace all the nothingness that makes this condo tick.

FLORIDA

$4.495M, Gulf Stream

Photo: Robert Stevens

Enjoy a bit of Bermuda sans those pesky Atlantic winds with this four-bedroom, five-bathroom home sidelining 150 feet of the Intracoastal Waterway. “Sweeping water views” entertain the eyes while the 5,400-square-foot singlestory space keeps the indoors equally enticing. You’ll need to venture outdoors, however, where a “tropical paradise” awaits with a covered loggia and “Zen-like pool setting.”

Agent: Candace Friis, The Corcoran Group, 561-573-9966

$5.29M, Miami Beach

Photo: Zilbert International Realty

Philippe Starck and Jorge Perez tag-teamed to bring South Florida the slickest letter-shaped building around (psst, it’s an “S”), dubbing it ICON. Of all of its 289 residences, this one’s a keeper: a “family” unit, with a private foyer. It delivers four bedrooms plus a den, five bathrooms and a flow-through floor plan with “views from terraces to the north and south.” There’s a “grand professional kitchen,” two master suites and three additional bedrooms.