I’m sorry but this is awesome! I got everyone except Corsair. And i think bottom left is Polaris not the Scarlet Witch. She’s got that Shi’ar style collar on.
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and that’s probably why I’m still single. Someday I’ll find a Magneto of my very own. *sigh*

These guys RULE!! Screw the haters, they look like they’re having the best time. This is clearly late 70′s early 80′s (Dark Phoenix, Starjammers) when all the real world knew about comics was Donner’s Superman. Props to them for going obscure. Corsair!?!? Are you kidding me? The lady on the bottom is probably Scarlet Witch but might be Deathbird or Lilandra, would make more sense next to Corsair.

…but just in the nick of time, THE MUSTACHE arrives, the tires of his ’79 Olds Cutlass screeching to a halt! While the Sammy Hagar tape blares in the stereo, THE MUSTACHE, fists flying like a dervish, thwarts yet another dastardly deed!

Barbie Bangs- impervious to high winds due to copius amounts of Aqua-Net
Ken Fu- no real superpower but able to keep up with any 80′s cardio workout tape
The Purple Bullet- unable to be distracted by little old ladies wanting to kiss or squeeze his cheek
Sandy Peterson- stand in Elvira-Mistress of the Darkness actress (actually not part of this group but was asked to sit in for the 5 person discount offered by the photographer)
The Eustachian Tube- can only bench press 30lbs, but can hear a mosquito 2 miles away