A young Jewish man walked into Macey's lingerie department and told the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34C."

"What kind of bra?" asked the puzzled woman.

"A Jewish bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our religious customers either want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

"Really? What's the difference?" asked the puzzled young man.

The saleslady replied, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."

"And the Jewish bra?"

"The Jewish bra," replied the saleslady, "makes mountains out of molehills".