Today Michele Bachamnn travels to the godless, fake-American abyss of New York City for a meeting with novelty cat-scratching post Donald Trump. According to Politico, it will be the Minnesota congresswoman’s fourth meeting with America’s most unnecessary businessman. Will they eat pizza with their forks? Will they choose something grosser—for example, any number of items at Trump Grill, an establishment that New York magazine recently praised as “[having] wood paneling”?

Though Bachmann’s trailed in the polls since late summer and has less of a chance at the nomination than one of Jon Huntsman’s 20-something daughters, she does have a new book to promote. It’s called Core of Conviction, and it is now available for purchase. Chapter one is called “A Middle-American Mom,” and in an excerpt posted to MSNBC.com, it only takes about 500 words to get to the book’s first “poor Marcus.”