Abilities: Static: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is surrounded by an electric field that has a 30% chance of paralyzing opponents that use contact moves on this Pokemon.Vital Spirit (DW ability- LOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon has a high vitality and alertness making it immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action. If a Pokemon with Vital Spirit also has Insomnia, its evasion is raised by one (1) stage permanently.

Abilities:Run Away: (Innate) This Pokemon is quick on its hooves and will evade any field traps and hazards that would harm it (Spikes, Stealth Rock, Toxic Spikes) in an arena. A Pokemon can still absorb Toxic Spikes if it has Run Away and is Poison-typed. Run Away does not allow the Pokemon to switch out of trapping moves or abilities, however it can escape other situational trapping strategies in battle.Adaptability: (Innate) The moves that match this Pokemon’s type have their Base Attack Power increased by two (2).Anticipation (DW ability- LOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon is better at sensing dangerous attacks, and reduced the Base Attack Power from super-effective attacks, Selfdestruct, and Explosion by two (2).

Guts:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon is tenacious and will work ever harder when under a status condition, raising the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by two (2). Pokemon with Guts ignore the attack drop from burn.

Steadfast:
Type: Innate
If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.

Vital Spirit (DW-Locked):
Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a high vitality and alertness making it immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action. If a Pokemon with Vital Spirit also has Insomnia, its evasion is raised by one (1) stage permanently.

Deino [Hercules] (M)
Nature: Hasty (+15% Speed, +7% Accuracy, -1 Defense)
Type: Dragon/DarkDragon: Dragon STAB; More in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Thrash without losing focus.Dark: Dark STAB; Immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.

This Pokemon’s hard body prevents it from taking recoil damage from moves such as Double-Edge, Flare Blitz, and Head Smash.

Lightning Rod:

Type: Innate

These Pokemon naturally attract electricity to themselves and away from partners in double battles. When struck with an Electric attack, they transfer the energy into their body, using it to increase their Special Attack by one (1) stage. A boost gained this way by an opponent's attack will be maintained at the end of each round. Self-targeted attacks do not maintain boosts. If a Pokemon has a type immunity to Electric attacks, Lightning Rod will not activate.

The Trainers face off on a wooden platform above a strangely placed giant bowl of soup. Waterwarrior, however, derps out and forgets that the various letters in the soup can be used to unleash legendary powered attacks, such as Water Spout and Blue Flare, and resorts to using Round.

The match starts with Waterwarrior's Eevee singing a delightful tune at such an ear shattering volume that EspyOwner's Cubone winces in pain. EspyOwner then tells Cubone to retaliate, and Cubone then rips the ground of the Arena to shreds with a vicious Earthquake. After that, Eevee shortens Cubone's life with a crippling poison. However, this weak toxin was not enough to break Cubone's concentration, and he unleashes a monstrous FALCON PAWNCH, which does immense damage to Eevee. Then, [c/p Action One].

Sorry Folks, Typon's cat has Gonorrhea (ew), so he had to go to China. does that make sense? Nope. But who cares? Onward, to le battle!

Woah! that Eevee is pretty hurt! poor thing, it's so cute though.... and look! it still has a will to win! it dips its paw into the broth and grabs a tasty treat! But Wait, he can't find the Unown F! where is it? he wants to use Fake Out! silly WW, Cubone already used that Unwon! Too bad for eevee, nothing happens! Cubone Laughs, then takes a Nap! Guess that fake out hurt the wittle guy (lol its funny becuase fake out never occured).

Eevee is so upset that her move failed she decides to sing a Round for us!

Uh-oh, i guess her singing was so awful cubone could hear it in his sleep. Cubone is using an S for Sleep Talk! and its Earthquake folks! W-w-w-w-w-w-woah! its shaking the whole arena! Poor Eevee, she can't take it anymore! with an adorable squeal of defeat she loses balance and falls right off the stage!

1. Please tell me that story was made up. Cat + Gonorrhea = China?
2. Yea.... umm... That last round is invalid. Since I ordered a no-longer-existent move, it is considered an illegal order, and I have to re-order. Soo....