Hey remember me([[User:MysteryHeff?|MysteryHeff?]]), I haven't talked to you for so long I thought you were dead! (thats not supposed to be offensive), reply on my talk page (just start a new tittle) and we can catch up. Oh and remember how you were gonna trade with me, and then we never got round to it, good times good times.--'''[[User:MysteryHeff?|<span style="color:Blue">Mystery</span><span style="color:Blue">Heff?</span>]]''' [[User Talk:MysteryHeff?|<small><sup><span style="color:Orange">TALK</span></sup></small>]] 11:54, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey remember me([[User:MysteryHeff?|MysteryHeff?]]), I haven't talked to you for so long I thought you were dead! (thats not supposed to be offensive), reply on my talk page (just start a new tittle) and we can catch up. Oh and remember how you were gonna trade with me, and then we never got round to it, good times good times.--'''[[User:MysteryHeff?|<span style="color:Blue">Mystery</span><span style="color:Blue">Heff?</span>]]''' [[User Talk:MysteryHeff?|<small><sup><span style="color:Orange">TALK</span></sup></small>]] 11:54, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Welcome

As a new user, you probably won't bother reading this and will make numerous poor edits and get yelled at before realizing anything, so, there isn't really a point to this, but if you wish to learn a few things that will be useful in your editing, check this out:

You clearly have no idea how a wiki works, so, here's a basic overview of wiki code right here. I know you won't read it, but, hey, can't say I didn't try.

Given you've already made a hash of it, showing you our style primer is sort of pointless. It's a basic outline of Bulbapedia style. Not that you care. For a more in-depth set of rules, see the manual of style, something else I guarantee you won't read.

Keep an eye on the Messages from the Editor on the main page, to stay informed on current events on Bulbapedia even though it changes about once every two months.

At the very least, GET THIS RIGHT: The word Pokémon is spelled with a capital P and an accented é. The é can be accessed by holding Alt and typing either 130 or 0233 on a Windows computer, and by using Option + e, then e again on a Mac. Otherwise, you can easily click it in the character palette below the editbox. Did you get that? It was some fancy stuff, but, that is seriously important.

And before we get off-topic: The word Poké Ball is spelled as two words. The "Poké" part is identical to the four beginning letters in "Pokémon"; "Ball" is spelled with a capital B. The spelling "Pokéball" arises frequently, but is WRONG.

Now, while it may be tempting to talk about yourself, we don't do that, especially as you, the player, isn't you. Its me, and that guy, that girl, and, uh, that...thing...the point being, Bulbapedia is an encyclopedia, not a walkthrough.

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When adding a useless piece of information to an article, at least use link templates. They are official policy and they link articles to their respective location. They are also good for checking how wrong you are, all the time.

If some asswipe is editing worse than you in recent changes, there's a good chance they are a vandal. If they haven't been dealt with, be useful and check out this page for how to deal with it. If YOU are a vandal, get a life you dickhead.

Pages we need, but don't have (unlike that article you made about a fake glitch Pokémon), can be found here. Short articles that may require more information can be found here (that requires actually knowing what you're doing, so, skip it), while a list of articles that are ugly can be found here (don't be offended if you're article appears here, or deleted for that matter, because it sucked).

If you think there will be a future capture, release, trade, or evolution of a Pokémon belonging to a main character of the anime, don't create or move the page to reflect your suspicions. We know you think you're right, and you may actually be right, but, proof is needed! Policy here is to wait until the episode in which the event happens takes place is aired. But, sometimes, there is substantial evidence for the suspicion (such as Brock's Happiny being held in his arms). But, let the professionals do that as you will probably make a hash of it anyway.

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If you want to make a page for yourself, please create it at User:DCM/(name), not merely (name). Bulbapedia's main namespace is reserved for actual, official Pokémon, items, characters, and locations. You kinow, not your awesome glitch Pokémon or your Fakémon. Also, please try to make sure that subpages are not categorized by templates used within as you will simply piss off everyone.

By the way, make sure that you do contribute adequately to the main namespace. Bulbapedia is not MySpace or Facebook. We know you think its a wiki playground, but don't come crying to us when we delete your precious fan fiction. Granted, no one needs to read something where Ash goes on a date with a Gardevoir, so, you probably shouldn't make it all...

There are a crap-load of restrictions on the content and amount of userspace content a user is allowed. You will probably run into this a lot, so, we know you wont read up on the Userspace policy but, again, I warned you.

No user is permitted to edit another user's page without permission. Furthermore, edits to other users' pages are permitted only if there are problems that spread to other parts of Bulbapedia, which you shouldn't have to worry about because your page is most likely the culprit.

Speaking of your page, fan fictions, missions, riddles, games, and anything else deemed not suitable for the wiki will not be allowed. Pretty much everything you wanted to create, or rather, did create. If you would like to add something, but do not know if it is acceptable, ask an administrator. Don't know why I said that knowing you won't anyway.

A list of people who will most likely be yelling at you all the time (aka: administrators) can be found here. You should also contact them is bad things happen (aka: everything you do).

You didn't read any of that so, I don't know why I should bother writing anymore. I can write anything here and you will never see it. You suck! Go to hell! Yea, you won't know I said that. But, because I'm a nice guy, I'll leave on a happy note: Thank you, and have a good time editing here! ---- MAGNEDETH 00:06, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

Gone with the wind

Aww, we'll miss you and your hilarious "I dont care who you are so Im gonna be a dick" humor. :( I cant wait for 6 weeks! --MooitesTalk to me, baby! 03:42, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, I think.Someone has to take over what I was doing here on bulbapedia for a while--DCM((TalkContributions)) 15:04, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations

I heard the news, congratulations on becoming a challenger, and now that Im gone, I know youll be the best challenger on there, and your proper team is probably tons better than mine ever was. So anyway good luck, you dont need it though cos you are gonna be an awesome challenger and you're gonna be the first to defeat all 8 for sure. --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010 14:22, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey

aim

Am I on ignore from you on Aim, or is it that you havent been on for a while, becuause Darkrai user and Karnage never show up for me, so I was wondering if you put me on ignore? If so what did I do? --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

I havent been on as much recently.I have alot of homework and dont go on till later(9:00 PM eastern time) just due to work--DCM((Nag at Me!Edits))

Oh ive become really paranoid lately because Gywall is ignoring me and Im not sure but I think deth might be to (although we havent argued once so I have no idea why he would) but yeah anyway, its just made me paranoid so if I dont here from someone for like 2 days on Aim I think the worst Anyway, thanks DCM for clearing it up and hope the homework load dries up soon. --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

Eh?

Nope Conservative, most of my family were Democrat but not now that Hillary lost, we all switched cept my nan --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

Please

Slow down on editing the User: namespace. There are only three userspace edits allowed per day, and you have gone over the limit. Editing your userpage too much will lead to it being locked again. Instead of making multiple small edits, why not instead use the preview button (Alt + Shift + P) to check your edits before saving the page? Thank you. --Chocolate 00:08, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

You edited your userpage twice and Pokemaniac102's page twice (which BTW, you aren't even allowed to edit other users' pages), so that makes four. Chocolate 00:08, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Maverick?

DCM, your a Maverick, you think for yourself and dont do what other people tell you to do, you do what you think is best and what you think is right. If you wanna add this tag {{User Maverick}} just type {{User Maverick}} into your talk page. Maverick doenstn't necesarily mean Republican you can get Maverick Democrats as well --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

right now Maverick=John McCain.Its what he refers to himself as, and not something I want to be refered to as. BTW, your not exactly a maverick.At all.Go read the defintion--DCM((Nag at Me!Edits))

DEFINITION: It can also mean a person who thinks independently, a lone dissenter, a non-conformist or rebel.

Actually your thoughts are very nondescript. In the email you sent me(checked from phone) you excuese yur gay slander by saying everyoen ay your school says it and does it. Therefore, you dont think independitly, you arent man enough to tell the people its wrong, and theres no way in hell you are a rebel. What are you rebeling against?Nothing.Point in case--DCM((Nag at Me!Edits))

No of course im not gonna stand up to people who bully him, im popular at school and I want it to stay that way. I rebel, just look at User talk:Sailor Earth/Project DPODB, I rebeled against the unfairness, and now, Bulbapedia is becoming more Democratic. I get in trouble because I am rebeling some of the time, obviously not all the time, but some of the time.

And I put tons of effort into that letter, I even got patfan to check it, was it not very good? I tried so hard! Honest, it took tons of effort, I tried my best, and it was completely heartfelt. Please I need a chance. --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

If you on stand up for him, you are neither a nonconformer nor a Rebel. You obviously cant think independtly if you wont stick up for him and repeat what yuo hear to Gywall. you are not a maverick nor will you ever be. I will review the letter once I get home, the phone has tiny Screen--DCM((Nag at Me!Edits))

Your forgeting my rebelion against BP, and even you called it a rebelion "a rebelion against the empire" was your starwars reference, which I thought rocked by the way (your references to Star wars are awesome) --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

once again.Just because you do one thing against "the Man" doesnt make you a rebel. All it does it make you look stupid. Now stop sucking up and realize that tag is pretty useless on your page--DCM((Nag at Me!Edits))

Im not sucking up. What makes you think that? And anyway can we please end the Maverick argument here, I fear that if we carry on arguing your going to hate me and I really really dont wanna lose you as a friend DCM, I look up to you and quite often need your advice, thats too valuable to me to throw away over an argument. --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

Email

Deth told me I have to cutdown talk page talking and move it to aim or email, I cant send offline Im's to your Aim account, so Ill have to send them by email, is your email the dcplfrog one? --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

Did you get the apology letter, I heard that I should send an apology letter to all of the IPGL staff, so I wanted to make sure you got it, and could you maybe please respond to it? Thanks DCM and btw are you coming on Aim? --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

oh, sorry for bothering you then while at school, but when you can get on Aim can you IM me because I need some advice. Thankyou DCM, and big sorry if im being a bother, I dont mean to. --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

Nagging at you

You know, the perfect admin candidate spends little time on talk pages and more time editing mainspace articles. Unfortunately for you, the one whom you think is the "perfect admin candidate" is the exact opposite. Θρtιmαtum♏Talk|Links 06:11, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Yo dude

Remember we battled a couple months ago? And then a little while after that, I asked if we could battle again, but we never got to? Well, could we battle again? I really wanna test out my new Wi-Fi team. I still have your friend code registered, do you still have mine registered? Chocolate 01:11, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Generally a good plan but if your using Trick Room you might as well use a Trick Room team. Electrivire, no. Rhyperior, yes. Yanmega is a great lead, who can usually sweep. Heracross( only pokemon I didnt show) is absolutely devastating to most teams--DCM((Nag at Me!Edits))

Hmm...good point about Trick Room. But the thing is, I can usually manage to keep Slowbro in while Trick Room is in effect, so by the time another one of my Pokémon is out, Trick Room usually will no longer be in effect. And I find Pinsir to be better than Heracross, mainly due to the defensive differences. Chocolate 01:55, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Pinsir and Heracross both have the same Attack stat: 125. So they can both hit pretty much the same. Chocolate 01:57, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Excuse Me?

Excuse me?? You're saying that you don't like Dialga?!?! What, you like Palkia more? Come on. I hope that you at least like Umbreons, Empoleons, and Pikachus. Or did you just put that there because I'm a Democrat? Dialgarules 01:34, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Why are you still on my Talk Page? You'll never make me like Palkia, how dare you insult Umbreon, and worst of all, YOU HATE PIKACHU????? What kind of sick trainer are you? Although Palkia has a better attack, you still can't deny that Dialga can beat Palkia in one hit (if they're the same level.) YOU CAN'T DENY IT!!! GYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!Dialgarules 01:53, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

I Declare a truce!!!

I Declare a truce. I accept that Palkia is okay and evenly matched against Dialga; maybe my Palkia was just weak. OK!!! Now we can be friends like that Optimatum guy says we should be. Dialgarules 02:04, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

You know that MAGNEDETH hates Empoleons? He says that he wants them to be part Ice type. I think the best part is that they're part Steel type. Read thisDialgarules 02:13, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Images

Dude, what's up with all the moving images? Bulbapedia policies state that we should use as few animated pics as possible. I use the Platinum sprites, as seen here. SharKing((Talk to the King!)) 20:18, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Template

I'm really annoyed at this, but what is the difference between {{t2}} and {{t}}? If there's no explanation, we may as well convert everything back to {{t}} and the rest would be history... ht14 02:26, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Their the exact same coding.....i dont see one being used for a unique reason. I have no clue why they would make double other than ease the usage on one compared to the other--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

That could be quite possible. Interesting to note that for both, TTEchidna has locked those...I probably should've went to him first... ht14 02:30, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

C is for Cookie

I just realized this, but does DCM stand for Darth Cookie Monster? I was looking on that vile robot's disgusting talk page and I noticed that there were things from Darth Cookie Monster and you, DCM. Is there an explanation for this? --DialgaRULES 00:32, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

the evil cookies have to be a gift. or theyre poisoned. suck it. your just the only one posting in User talk, my domain.and Exploding pachirisu jokes are my capstone--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

I have the slightest feeling they don't want you at TTE's sandbox. I only saw admins signing there, and you screwed up the coding. MAGNEDETH thinks you're an idiot, and your cookies tasted really bad so I'm returning them. --DialgaRULES 02:17, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Nah, WalloniaEagle has signed there, and she has made Zero (0) Mainspace contribs--RexRacer-talk 02:19, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

How come David Aipom is on the thingy for "beginners?" He just joined like a week ago! He's still a n00b as they say in Oreburgh City (Although I still consider myself a n00b too). Why don't you put me on that, I'm a better n00b than David Aipom. Don't put Croagunk secretions or Groudon sweat in your cookies, that's in violation of the USDA's regulations. --DialgaRULES 18:59, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

David Aipom was here a while ago. A long long long time ago, and is generally a great user to go to if your a new user. and he was here Before the DCM incident a while ago. I dont know what cookies your eating, but i dont put those in my cookies.--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

Histroy channel, History Books, and the language the Huns spoke( i forget what it is) has Attila meaning King before Attila the Hun. It was a honorary title as much as Augustine was for Octavius--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

Well, all right. You probably know better than Wikipedia anyway. I'm just questioning its notability on the Pokemon character's page. Lucentas 18:04, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

I lol'd.

Just a little comment, but your Usertags never cease to make me laugh. The "Pass the Mary Jane" one made me laugh so hard c: I may have to steal it one day~ ~~Takoto - サソデイ 10:46, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, Thank you very much. I go for cheap laughs, but it works. I cant lay claim to the newest one though, that was one of my friends in real life's joke. Ive got a couple more jokes up my sleeve though.

Once i changed all the usernames on IPGL to the word Karp. But i forgot Pachi knows how to change it. Ah vell. expect more custom tags whenever i feel like making them--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

...:\ Err, whatever PL12. I think he's pretty funny, so yeah, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say it at all. Anyway, meh, xD I set my boyfriends desktop as loads of the Wigglytuff sprites, thats his punishment for fallin' asleep and leaving me bored all night *giggles*, I did something else to his desktop, but yeah, I'm not going to say it. It's a little rude. c: Anyway, yeah. ~~Takoto - サソデイ 20:24, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Ouch. Anyway, my acting teacher hates world of Warcraft, and doesnt really know how to use his computer. So I took his computer, changed his background a picture of Thrall, and looped some of the music in world of warcraft over and over again in the background, and whenever he would close or open a new window, the soundtrack would boot up. He got pissed at me and made me fix it. it was worth it though. i was gonna do it to my ex girlfriend, but she was too smart for me.--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

xDD Every gamer in the group I'm in (or, most of them) hates WoW. I haven't played it so I can't comment, but yeah. ~~Takoto - サソデイ 00:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

I played it, but it was too expensive and i ran out of money. very few people i know will admit they play, or even like WoW because they dont want to get hated by people, like pokemon.

One of the wierdest parts of being on a pokemon site is finding the dividing line for the games. most people on this site are 8-13 or 20-26. Its wierd.--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits)) 00:52, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

True, I'm fourteen though, so yeah. I admit to liking Pokémon, even though I get bullied at school for it xD Ah well. Could be worse, but yeah, I don't know many people older than 14 and younger than 21 who like Pokémon... ~~Takoto - サソデイ 01:37, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

y

Why get angry over an argument? Your wise, surely you can see that isnt reasonable, I didnt mind you were arguing back, I encourage it as I want to know your point of view thats what a debate is about, why then get angry at me for arguing? It doesnt make sense. --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

I take it

I take it your still holding a grudge from our argument, please don't be like this DCM, you are way too mature for this, think about it, don't i have the right to argue my point? And despite you saying i dont listen, I do listen to your points and i do take them on board to try and improve myself as a person. Debate is healthy and develops you, please dont hold a grudge.

This is exactly what I meant the other time, im scared to have a simple debate with you cos it damages our friendship, why is that? y do you get so angry all the time? --Guardian of Earth |SGMS 2010

Talk Page Abuse

you know, we actually have a template designed for that sort of thing..

Please...

You've been making too many edits to the User talk: namespace lately. Please take your conversations to the forums, a chatroom, e-mail, an IM service, or something similar, as that many edits will slow down the server. ----DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits)) 00:45, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

So you mean any idiot can just put up those warnings? Or do you have to be a pseudo-admin? --DialgaRULES 00:46, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, why would I? I'm not the same kind of idiot as you are. Grammatical errors: Capitalize after exclamation points. Your does not equal You're. Put a period after each sentence. Finally, after you put said period, put a space after the same. That is my kind of stupidity. --DialgaRULES 00:51, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Heres my stupidty. I DONT USE GRAMMAR OFF OF MAINSPACE! I know grammar! I could diagram you a sentence, tell you the five cases for nouns, and identify how to use them. I could take apart EVERY SINGLE COMMENT YOU MADE! but i dont. Because thats not my kind of stupidty. topic closed.--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

What do you mean by a pseudo-admin?--RexRacer-talk 00:56, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I was thinking of pseudo-legendaries because el monstruo comegalletas thinks he's an admin but I checked and he's not. Diagram that, DCM! --DialgaRULES 00:58, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

What do you mean think! I know im not an admin! How stupid do you believe i am! I do not even want to be an admin, as i shot down nomination, encouraging users to vote against me--DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

anyone can post the warning provided they fall into the right circumstances, user space edits are 3 a day, only, but, user talk, there isnt much of a number, just, dont over-do it, so, id stay away form that one. as for grammar, i side with DCM, in mainspace, i user proper grammar, but, on talks, who gives a damn? now, all of you, stop increasing your user talk numbers, and get back to delicious mainspace contribs. -- MAGNEDETH 01:01, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

DCM, don't diagram that fragment he just gave you. Don't even step to his lower grammar level. MaverickNate 01:06, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey

Redlinks to the userspace do not affect anything else, like the wanted pages. Leave them there if they are on other people's pages, or else those edits might count against you. MaverickNate 20:10, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Redirects

Do you mind working down from Entei with the redirects? I'm working up with the Gen IIs, so that way will be faster. LordArceus 20:45, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

Come on

This is your second warning. There are many other places to have your conversations than the User talk: namespace. Stop editing it too rapidly, or you will lose privileges. --DCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits)) 20:47, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Link Templates

Please use link templates when linking to stuff such as Pokémon names, attacks, and the like. For example, {{M|Tail Whip}} instead of just [[Tail Whip]]. This is so you don't unintentionally link to a disambiguation page.

Re:Asist

Its gorgeous. Did you know Christmas started out as a Pagan Holiday and that the Christian Version was only put on the 25th to please the Romans who wanted their festival on the same day? Spreading the knowledge able loveDCM((Shut the **** upSpy on My Edits))

No and cool I learned something new :D.--☆Coolピカチュウ! 02:19, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Re: "Dude"

Yeah, do that. Kuki made a bit of a stuff-up, fine, but he's admitted to it now, which is what you wanted so just leave the guy alone and get back to fulfilling your dream of a complete Bulbapedia. Pleases and thankyous in abundance. — THE TROM — 00:06, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

G'Day

Hey remember me(MysteryHeff?), I haven't talked to you for so long I thought you were dead! (thats not supposed to be offensive), reply on my talk page (just start a new tittle) and we can catch up. Oh and remember how you were gonna trade with me, and then we never got round to it, good times good times.--MysteryHeff?TALK 11:54, 5 December 2008 (UTC)