in #CASE you missed it…Reasons People Have Been Late For Work

A new thread on the anonymous Whisper App has folks confessing to the real reasons they’ve been late for work

Real reasons folks were late for work include:

“I was late for work because I couldn’t find my bra in a sea of clothes on the floor. There’s a reason your mom says clean your room…So you don’t wind up being a grown women losing your job over a bra.”

“I was late for work because I stopped to cuddle a stray cat.”

“I was late for work this morning. The reason? I had to poop. I never poop in the morning. I didn’t realize how time consuming poop is.”

“I was late for work today, wasn’t gonna lie to my boss. I told him straight up I didn’t set the alarm because I didn’t want to come.”

“A few months ago I was late for work because the quickie wasn’t as quick as I thought it was going to be.”

“I was late for work because I couldn’t find my wallet. It was under my bong.”

“I’m grown as hell and I was late for work because I was watching 'Bob’s Burgers.'”

“I was late for work because I stepped on a snail. I felt so bad about it had to bury it.”

“Today I was late for work because my cat was sleeping on me and I didn’t want to wake her up.”

“You know you’re not a morning person when you might be late for work because you couldn’t figure out the damn maze on the captain crunch box.”

“I was late for work. The reason? Because a tune came on the radio. I couldn’t leave until the bass line dropped.”

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