Media Goes Ga-Ga Over Gaga’s “Machine Gun”

“The ‘Edge of Glory’ singer shocked her fans Tuesday night when she toted a gun onstage in Milan during the European leg of her Born This Way tour,” celebuzz.com reports. “The 26-year-old superstar appeared onstage — looking angelic in a flowing white gown, matching fur coat and a circular headpiece – wielding a giant machine gun in her hands. Later in the show, Mother Monster also donned a black bralet [sic] with guns strapped to the front.” So now we know: where Madonna leads, Madonna clones follow. The media doesn’t know squat about semi vs. full-auto (surprise), bullpups are all the rage, Lady Ga-Ga has no trigger control and she likes to shoot herself in the foot from time-to-time. Hey, who doesn’t?