Face-eating drugged-up attacks continue

There’s something going on in the hot muggy climates of the southern United States. Another person has had his face gnawed upon by a drugged up attacker, someone he knew, and a suspect threatens to eat police officers.

Louisiana

In Lousiana, a swift attack mirrors that of the Miami Zombie. Scott resident Carl Jacquneaux bit off a chunk of Todd Credeur’s face during a scuffle in a domestic issue. Jacquneaux was fended off from doing more damage by taking a dose of wasp spray to the face (headshots are important).

Miami (Again!)

In Miami, a man has no recollection of provoking police officers to a fight. Brandon De Leon, 21, a homeless North Miami Beach man was found to have Cloud 9, a psychoactive drug similar to crack in his bloodstream. It should be noted that Cloud 9 contains Mepehedrone, an ingredient also common to bath salts.

In his cell he “growled and opened and closed his jaw, slamming his teeth like an animal would… He also barked and growled inside of a cell.”

Also in Miami, trolls have taken to the streets dressed as zombies, running around and scaring bystanders. He almost got shot. Miamians are taking notice.

Miami Attack Update

Ronald Poppo is alive. Stripped, pummeled, and with an eye gouged out, he will have to undergo months of surgery. The most serious risk is infection from bacteria in his attacker’s mouth. “He had his face eaten down to his goatee. The forehead was just bone. No nose, no mouth,” said Sgt. Armando Aguilar, president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police.

Symptoms and signs

The narcotic has a stimulant, rage inducing effect that can be addicting. Symptoms include excessive sweating, headaches, heart palpitations, nausea, hallucinations, psychosis, PCP-like superhuman strength, paranoia and erratic, wild beast like behavior. The effects do not appear to be contagious via saliva, which should come as a relief to those bitten.

It seems to me that the drugs are possibly a cover up. The more “zombie” attacks that occur different drugs are being blamed for them. Perfect example the one that only had marijuana in his system. We know pot doesn’t do that! Seriously I think an epidemic is on it’s way and we are being kept in the dark to prevent hysteria. On military installations it is posted everywhere to have a kit and a plan and be ready. I suggest everyone has their concealed hand gun license and carries something with them everywhere they go. Be ready, I am.

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They like to blame these all on drugs but, so far the only toxicology report from any of these attacks has shown that there were no drugs involved. I don’t doubt that some drugs are to blame in some (read:some) of the incidents but, it’s the easy scapegoat. What’s really going on? Are some of these people being drugged with interrogation drugs? All of these attacks make me think of the “Mad Gasser of Mattoon” where random people were gassed while in their homes from the 1930-50 period. No suspect was ever pursued.