The NY Post and Page 6 are reporting that there may be a reason to see a few minutes of a Woody Allen movie for the first time since the opening of ‘Deconstructing Harry,’ when Julia Louis-Dreyfusgot it from behind in a funny but strangely hot scene.

SCARLETT Johansson (below) has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen‘s upcoming “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.” A source tells us: “It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz’s husband. The film also stars Patricia Clarkson, Rebecca Hall, Kevin Dunn and Chris Messina.

Seriously…..if this turns out to be false, or if the scenes mentioned above do not include nudity and/or extensive soft core porn, I will stab my blog writing partner in the neck. Why him? Just because.

Page 6 has been known to report some bullshit before. So I’m cautiously optimistic here.

I don’t ask for much. Chicago has gotten about 46 inches of snow this winter; did I pray to make it stop? No. The Bears, White Sox, and Bulls have all sucked in the last year. Did I pray for victories? No. George Bush is still president. Did I pray for him to fall off a tall building? No. I don’t ask for much. Make this true, lord. You know you wanna see Penelope and Scarlett doing the dirty as much as me.