Friday, May 17, 2019

BEWARE!!! CITY HALL CHEERLEADERS CELEBRATE DRUNKEN KANSAS CITY CYCLISTS ON THE ROAD THIS MORNING!!!

This morning City Hall is pushing a public relations stunt to support the cyclist crowd after residents and voters seem to be growing tired of this expensive advocacy scheme.

Here's the official word about morning wheels rolling through local streets:

Join city staff and elected officials in celebrating #KCBikeMonth and National Bike to Work Day with a bicycle commuter coffee stop at 13th and Grand TOMORROW morning from 7:30-9:30 a.m! Bagels, coffee, and high fives will be provided. 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️☕️🖐️#BikeKC

However . . .

FRIDAY MORNING WILL ALSO GET BOOZY FOR MANY OF THESE KANSAS CITY BIKE ADVOCATES WHO ALWAYS BLAME DRIVERS FOR DANGER ON LOCAL STREETS!!!

^^^ That's the thing about bikes isn't it? Less damage when things go wrong. A biker isn't going to crush a person of a family to death if they're drunk. THey're not moving at 80 miles an hour, you can get our of their way.

So let put this in perpsective with an apples to apples comparison. Drinking and biking isn't great but not nearly as dangerous as gas guzzler cars.

4:19 until one of these idiot bike riders gets drunk, drifts into oncoming traffic and gets killed by a normal person driving a car. You bike riders always accuse other people of screwing up when most of the time it’s the bikers fault. You people tend to leave out the actual facts.

Why is "Bike to Work Day" held in May?Most people have jobs 12 months a year.How about "Bike to Work Day" in January.The participation might not be quite the same.KCMO government involves itself in more ridiculous "events" than can be counted, yet when it comes to basics like safe neighborhoods or decent streets, they never show much interest.Government by short attention span toddlers.And all at taxpayers' expense.What could possibly go wrong?

Kind of a hot sunny day to be drinking any alcohol after / before a bike ride. Gatorade or ice water is all I wanted after riding in this morning. But then again I'm just a guy who gets around the city by bike (license issues) not a self-annointed bicycle activist so what do I know?

Thanks,Radish

P.s. weird projections going on here always calling bikers "fags" &c. and getting all raged out at the idea of sharing our roads with bikes. Maybe you just resentful at your long commute to a dogshit job ...