February 13, 2009

50 Cent's Got Nothin on me, Yo

So, 50 Cent thinks he's tough cause he got shot 9 times. We'll, I just came from the doctor's, and I got shot 4 times! And I'm a baby! The nurse shot me 4 times in my thighs, so I wouldn't get something called Diptheria, whatever that is. I cried a little at first, but once Mommy stuck her boob in my mouth, the world was right again.

Since I have now been shot, I've been reevaluating my taste in Men. Here's a picture of Spike, my new crush. He's a bad boy, and I love it.

Oh, before I nod off, cause I'm starting to drool (a sure sign that I'm sleepy) for my fans I can let you know that I am now 12 lbs, 11 oz and I'm in the 75-90% range for height and weight. Here's Spike. He's all that. Bye.