Carla: Everything here is by the book. Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.

[last lines] Kelly Collins: [narrating] Since this is my first autobiography, I might not have gotten everything right. The events are true, the feelings are genuine, and my memoirs are finished. But, I might've forgotten what everyone was wearing.

Kelly Collins: [to Jennifer] I hate heights. I am even hoping not to get too tall!

Kelly Collins: [to her Mother] Military school? No, no. Like, like where they wear uniforms and they march all around together? You can't do this to me, Mom. I'm not going!

[first lines] Kelly Collins: [narrating voice over] Hey, I always known there are some stories that have to be told, but I never realized my memoirs would be one of them.