Friday, November 30, 2012

1. Law of
Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease,your nose
will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool,
nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible place in
the universe.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is
directlyproportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random
Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get abusy signal - and
someone always answers.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or
traffic lanes), the one youwere in will always move faster than the one you
are in now (works everytime).

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is
fully immersed in water, thetelephone rings.

8. Law of Close
Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you knowINCREASES
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be
seenwith.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone
that a machinewon't work, IT WILL!!!

10. Law of Bio-Mechanics - The
severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.

11. Law
of the Theatre & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whoseseats are
furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones whowill leave
their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet andwho leave
early before the end of the performance or the game is over. Thefolks in the
aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legsor big bellies
and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aislepeople also are very
surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people
in a locker room,they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of
Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwichlanding face
down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness andcost of the
carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you
don't know whatyou are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical
Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of
Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

18. Wilson's Law of
Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find aproduct that you
really like, they will stop making it.

19.. Doctors' Law - If you don't
feel well, make an appointment to go tothe doctor, by the time you get
there you'll feel better - don't make anappointment, and you'll stay
sick.

Monday, November 26, 2012

This
site goes through all the instruments individually, in the orchestra or
you can hear the instrument play twinkle twinkle - which is great for comparisons.
It gives a description and a ‘real’ picture of the instrument. You can also
play games and look at composers and much more.