"Hot Hell Dogs"

"Do you like to eat hotdogs? Are
you a Satanist? If the answer to both is yes we have both covered
in black spades! Now you can burn for eternity, and pork out on a
great-tasting, less-filling hotdog. Introducing Hot Hell-Dogs,
the first, and as far as we know, only hot dog that combines
devil-worship and great-tasting pure meat. Our novel product
tastes so good; it ought to be a sin, eh, ha, ha! No longer will
you miss out on a black candle meeting because you're famished.
These dogs are packed with a mysterious heat source, so they're
alreadycooked and ready to pop in your mouth. So look for the
number 666 emblazoned on our all-blackpackageand you'll
know