I’m not sure where throwing popcorn (arguably the least dangerous of any food you can throw) ranks among the tiers of soccer hooliganism, but I know that this Vancouver Whitecaps fan upped his game considerably when security tried to bring him down, and he fought back tooth and nail.

I mean, if we’re going to be honest, that player did look like a real dork warming up—like a wooden puppet that had just come to life. But you don’t throw popcorn at players. And even if you did, you really shouldn’t do it while security is hovering over you. That’s hardly the perfect crime.