Do not adjust your screens: the world around this Pagani Zonda R lapping the Nurburgring in a record 6:47.5 is in fact blurry. You'll want to grab headphones and a jaw supporter, lest your chin hit the floor while watching.

This video is from Pagani, who finally decided to post their June record-busting spin to their corporate video account. The lap absolutely crushed the former record for fastest "production" car 'round the 'Ring, which was held by the Ferrari 599XX at 6:58.16. Notice how the driver cinches in a little tighter around the 6:15 mark while nearing top speed down the back straight. This is most likely due to a sudden loss of volume as mass is converted directly to energy. Simply amazing.