Johnny could only sing one noteAnd the note he sings was thisAh!Poor Johnny one-notesang out with "gusto"And just overlorded the placePoor Johnny one-noteyelled willy nillyUntil he was bleu in the faceFor holding one note was his aceCouldn't hear the brassCouldn't hear the drumHe was in a classBy himself, by gum!Poor Johnny one-noteGot in AidaIndeed a great chance to be braveHe took his one noteHowled like the North WindBrought forth wind that made critics rave,While Verdi turned round in his grave!Couldn't hear the fluteOr the big tromboneEv'ry one was muteJohnny stood alone.Cats and dogs stopped yappingLions in the zooAll were jealous of Johnny's big trillThunder claps stopped clapping,Traffic ceased its roar,And they tell us Niag'ra stood still.He stopped the train whistles,Boat whistles,steam whistles,Cop whistles,all whistles bowed to his skillSing Johnny One-Note,Sing out with "gusto" andJust overwhelm all the crowdAh!So sing Johnny One-Note, out loud!!Sing Johnny One-NoteSing Johnny One-Note out loud!