Silly imps. Corn causes flatulence; it’s particularly painful when, as a very pregnant woman, you eat some because you feel everything go through your intestines, and then the baby kicks because he’s not impressed at being woken up from a nap. And kicks hard.

Not that I would know anything about that…

Also a grain that people eat as a vegetable, so it makes you fat. Which is evil.

Thus, corn is the supreme pseudo-vegetable evil. I think it may not have been a mistake to send imps to Luci in the first place, between the pink, the corn and the girl-scouty-ness.