The HBO Sex Scene The World Wants To See Is Not Going To Happen

Rarely are True Blood actors, both past and present, told to keep their clothes on, but not only did Evan Rachel Wood go on a Twitter rant after a sex scene of hers was cut from Charlie Countryman, Stephen “Vampire Bill” Moyer informed the Huffington Post that THE gay scene a lot of people want to see? It ain’t gonna happen.

Sorry, millions of shippers. You’ll have to go back to David Tennant and Matt Smith.

Do you have your own twisted fantasy about what you hope to happen?

Alex (Skarsgard) and I have been pushing for an Eric-Bill love scene for a long time, but they always said no. But our dream would be for my football team, West Ham United, to play his Swedish team, and would end up in some match-up that Bill and Eric happen to be able to get to. (Via)

Meanwhile on Treme, the Bunk is plowing Lester Freamon in the hopes that someone, anyone, will watch.

Under normal circumstances that would be a valid point, but this is True Blood. The primary purpose of True Blood is to put as much pointless sex and nudity on our screens as possible, and if the pairings come completely out of left field so much the better.