Movie stars you just wanna slap...

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Number 1 - Ashley Judd. Now, I'm by no means a violent person or a woman beater...but I watched Twisted last night and every time she came on screen, I just wanted to drop her!! Dunno why She just has one of those smug faces...and that bloody dog!!! It's in every "making of" docu she's in...I wanna punch the dog as well!!!

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Jason Statham is one I'd love to give a slap, he annoys me intensely with his tough man act, which in my view he fails to do convincingly at any time. He can't act and uses that stupid voice/accent all the time. Come on, I've seen harder 12 year olds than him

Oh help me Mrs Medlicott I don’t know what to do I’ve only got three bullets and there’s four of Motley Crue

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Liz Hurley is number 2..."My favourite Martian"...never has anyone been so slappable...

(God - I sound like a right woman beater!!)

I would slap Pierce Brosnan for not fighting harder to get another Bond film...so not all women I want to slap...and, slightly - Joel Schumacher is walking on thin ice at the moment as well for what he did to Batman. Though I reserve judgement until after Phantom Of The Opera...

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John Travolta!!!! the most overrated and overpaid bag of wind ever to appear on film. Hes made 3 decent films in his whole career (and those aren't decent because of him!! but despite of him) he also has the record for worst ever haircuts in films - almost every film he's in he looks like a ******.

I'd also like to give De Niro a slap and tell him to pull himself together and choose a decent script- the man is a god yet he made only a handful of decent films in the last 14 years. GODSEND Shark Tale Frankenstein showtime 15 minutes

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Nicolas Cage in 'Face off' what a smarmy git and what an appalling film! Have to agree on Jason Statham too, how on earth can he get away with that stupid accent, it's so false it's unbelievable! Oh and Leonardo Di Caprio needs a good slap too, Titanic, The Beach, need I go on!

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John Travolta!!!! the most overrated and overpaid bag of wind ever to appear on film. Hes made 3 decent films in his whole career (and those aren't decent because of him!! but despite of him) he also has the record for worst ever haircuts in films - almost every film he's in he looks like a ******.

Gary

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Agreed just looking at him anoys me.I prefer it when he is playing a bad guy so it gives me more reason to cheer on the good guy/s.
I got to admit I do have one of his DVDs, Eyes of an Angel but it is one he seems to have disowned, probably because he is acted of screen by a dog and child.

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The guy that plays Basher in "Oceans Eleven" needs a good kicking as his accent is even worse than Stathams, ***

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do you mean Don Cheadle? I love Don, i've seen him in loads of things and i really like him. However, i saw Oceans 11 in london with friends and by the end most of the cinema would have killed him - "barny rubble"

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do you mean Don Cheadle? I love Don, i've seen him in loads of things and i really like him. However, i saw Oceans 11 in london with friends and by the end most of the cinema would have killed him - "barny rubble"