100+ Best Pick Up Lines Ever Only Pokemon Fans Will Understand

The Pokemon franchise founded in 1995 has millions of fans. Fans who love Pokemon games, Anime Episodes, Movies, and cards. If you got a plan to visit Pokemon event or you just want to impress or flirt with any Pokemon fan, then these Pokemon pick up lines might work for you. Buy an Ash Ketchum hat, use these lines and see the magic.

Are you a Pikachu because you are shockingly beautiful?

Do you want to battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

You remind me of Pokemon; I just want to Pikachu.

Do you want to play my Poke Flute?

When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

I’ve got Masterballs baby.

Do you want to play with my Poke Balls?

I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you’re stunning.

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘because I feel a level-up.

If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!

Do you want to LICKILICKY my icky sticky?

My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Do you want to see what’s in my ball bag?

Do you want to see my POLI-WAG?

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.

Let’s have a Togepi of our own!

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.

What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.

You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!

Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

You make my Darkrai rise.

You remind me of Deoxys; you’re out of this world.

Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

I just want to stick it in your whooper.

The name’s cock. I mean Brock. Wait, I said that right.

My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.

How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not viridian.

How about you come and see my safari zone.

Want to ride my emPOLEon?

You’re such a good catch. I think I’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.

I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!

Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink –

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch them all! Do you want to help me out?

Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get close to one of mine?

I wish I were a Seaking so that I could HORN DRILL you.

Let’s make RegiLove!

Want to Link your cable onto me?

I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.

You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.

Aipom’s not dangerous with his hands, and so am I.

I want to see your Squirtle squirt.

If I were a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz.

If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kicking.

My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

You make me feel like an Electrode. You give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.

You make me erupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.

Let’s make like the pages of this guidebook and get under the covers.

Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!

Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.

I want a Munchlax your Cloyster.

I’m a real Machamp if you know what I mean.

How about you use REST so that I can sleep with you.

My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!

You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.

I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievous pussy in town.

Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?

Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?

You’re going to need an HYPERPOTION by the time I’m done with you.

You put the “BONE” in Cubone.

You set my Chimchar on fire.

I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.

Did you use CONFUSE RAY because you’re making me dizzy?

Do you want to see my NUGGETS?

I’d POUND you with my Piplup.

You make me RY-HORNY!

You just gave me a Cubone.

My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

I can make your Jigglypuff’s sing.

I can make your Milktanks moo.

I wish you, and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

Hey, I’ve got some legendary Pokemon, do you want to touch my poke balls to see just how legendary they are?

If you were a Pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

Let’s make a Mewtwo of our own.

I wish I were a Magikarp so that I could use SPLASH on you!

My Exeggcute is pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

Do you want to watch my EKANS evolve?

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!

I want to spread HONEY on your Forretress.

If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.

You give my Gengar that smile.

If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.

Is that a TANGELA down there?

Do you want to see my BELL-SPROUT?

Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

I wish I were an Abra so that I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.

It’s a good thing that I’m a Pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

If I were a Clefairy, I”d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?

My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you understand me.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.

You put the “cool” in Tentacool.

Why don’t you and I go back to my gym and have a naked battle?

Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?

starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place, I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglettso I could be inside of you.