No Thank You Meatless Monday

It's World Meat Free Day a day when people expect us not to feast on the flesh of beasts with our Man & Lady Teeth, so I am here to remind you what you are missing out on.

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Bacon

Mmmmmmm Bacon, crispy tasty bacon.....

Meatless Monday?

Or Bacon?

Instead of not eating bacon, you can not stop eating bacon, see how many different things you can put bacon on.

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Sausage

What the the mid-west of America do?

Not eat sausage?

Especially Chicago?

What will they do? wait until Tuesday, to bite into a juicy hot sausage?

This is America.

Eat Sausage!

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Give someone your meat!

See how happy this lady is when the guy in the red tie gives her, his meat?

Don't you want to make people happy with your meat?

For America...

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I don't think these people care about Meatless Monday.

They did not get the memo, or they did not see the post on Facebook or Twitter, and if they did they probably laugh at you silly vegans and vegetarians.

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Meatballs

If you don't eat a Meatball today, somewhere an Italian person will cry. Then on the day of another Italian's daughter's wedding day, someone will ask for a favor, someone will seek justice for the Meatballs.

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Burger

How about a good old American Cheese Burger?

Hungry yet Meatless Mondays?

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Hot Dog

How many hot dogs do you think you can eat on Meatless Monday?

What does the winner get?

More MEAT!

Because this is America.

And remember to put ketchup on them wieners, because KETCHUP IS ON THE HOT DOG IN MY NAME!!!!