A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

Thats pretty disgusting. It reminds me of a story a friend once told me about when he was a cop.
He got a call to investigate the whereabouts of an old man who hadn't been seen for a couple of weeks. Going to the house, he knocked on the front
door but got no reply. So he decided to climb over the 6ft wooden gate leading to the garden and try the back door.
He climbed over, dropped to the floor and ... squish.

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