Similar to Joe Cole’s, but better, on the basis that the chance was the result of some brilliantly patient build-up football and a pinpoint cross, rather than a fortuitous clearance – and the fact that it was a winner in a finely-poised knockout clash as opposed to the first goal in a 2-2 group game.

Other than that, the bit Maxi does is identically delicious to Cole: he cues himself up with a lovely bit of chest control and arrows it home. Bravo.

FFT's resident conspiracy thoerist, Nick Harper, calculates exactly how the 2014 World Cup group stages would and should have panned out had the men in black been on the money. The sound you can hear is straws being clutched...