Lemony Snicket, famed for his Series of Unfortunate Events, has
finally written the story of his own remarkable youth. The adventure began in the
fading town of Stain’d-by-the-Sea.

Far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young
Lemony Snicket starts an apprenticeship for a secret organization shrouded in
mystery and secrecy. He asks questions that shouldn’t have been on his mind.
Now that he has written this account of his youth, Mr. Snicket says that it should
not be published, that it definitely shouldn’t
be read! Not even by you. He seriously recommends that you do not ask your parents for this book. But
if you do… beware!