Set Your Language

About the Author

Roger T. Pipe

It started as a cure for writers block. I was working on some other projects and would come home every night and write in a journal as a warm up. One day, I was reading alt.sex.movies and found some reviews of porn flicks. I've always loved movies and porn, so I decided to review some tapes form my personal porn collection. I wrote a review, found that I liked it and posted it to asm. The feedback was positive and I just kept writing. I found it a great way to get me started each day, writing about something I enjoyed and pretty soon, people were asking me to review their films and work on a web site. The rest, as they say, is history.

It has been a long time since I have reviewed a cumshot compilation DVD. They just don’t make these any more. This one is packed with pretty awesome facials. Anyone who has watched Jonni Darkko’s work will know right away how much material he has to choose from. There are so many hot girls in this DVD that it would be impossible to list them. Some of his favorites show up more than once of course. Allie Haze pops up several times. And why not? She is totally gorgeous and has a face anyone would want to cum on. Jessica Bangkok also pops up in a few scenes, looking cum starved as always. This is over two hours of messy blowjobs, multiple pops, facial explosions and hot, horny girls. It is exactly what we want from Darkko and a great reminder of just how hot and filthy his work is.

Things start out with a big, sticky double shot for a pair of hot brunettes. You better strap on your seatbelts folks because these big blasts are going to come fast. (That’s what she said) That one ends with some cum swapping and is followed up by two really big one on one POV shots. Bonnie Rotten drops in with drool all over herself even before the cum starts to flowing to make her messier. Not that she minds. Bonnie wears some and licks the rest off of her fingers. Some of these girls need two cocks at once. Tory Lane pops up for just such a dousing. She gets two huge loads on her face and stares into the camera while cleaning off the cocks. Anikka Albrite and Lea Lexis put their heads together for a double blonde facial target that should not be missed. Eva Angelina keeps her glasses on and tells us how she loves it as jizz blasts her pretty smile.

Cindy Starfall flashes by and gets her pretty mouth covered in jizz while she stares right into the camera. When Bridgette B really wants to earn a nut, she talks dirty and licks nuts while using her hands to make a lucky dick explode for her. Tiffany Mynx has taken a few shots in her time, but the one she takes in this comp is one of the bigger facials I have ever seen. Of course, she loves every drop. The double facial from Riley Reid comes with non-stop hot talk from this cute. She begs for cum as it rains down on her and then greedily sucks up every drop. Lisa Ann‘s smoldering eyes stare into the camera and her full lips work their magic as a cock spurts all over her face.

Bonnie Rotten pops up again for a very wet and messy shot. There is a brief bit of tit fucking for Natasha Nice before she begs for and receives a big protein bath. Lily LaBeau is already covered in drool before she gets a wad of jizz to add to the mess. Kiki D’Aire looks fantastic on her knees as she power strokes a cock and rides a Hitachi to simultaneous orgasm with a very lucky dick. It’s hot to watch Allie Haze barely flinch as a prick shoots stream after steam of hot liquid love all over her gorgeous face. When India Summer locks her eyes on the camera you know she knows that thousands of people are looking back and jerking off just wishing they were the one she was milking dry.

Beautiful Marcia Hase kneels and begs for seed. When the load streaks her face, she keeps on begging and makes a lovely target. Another hot Allie Haze facial proves that she’s about as sexy as a girl as you will ever see. Skin Diamond does one of those shots where she is riding the Hitachi as the balls get unload on her waiting face. Great way to finish an awesome compilation.