Don’t expect people to be morally upright when it comes to lost phones. A study from Computer security firm Symantec Corp. (consider the source) reveals that people don’t always shine with human kindness when it comes to misplaced personal electronics.

The short answer is “no.” The long answer is: There are way more single men than single women in Seattle.

That’s according to a map by WhoKnowsYourCity.com, which used Census Bureau data to illustrate gender gaps in cities across the country. From eyeballing the map, the Seattle area appears to have roughly 30,000 more single men than women.

The Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium has two baby-talk-worthy additions to its animal kingdom: Two clouded leopard cubs born earlier this week.

The zoo’s adult clouded leopards, Chai Li and Nah Fun, are parents for the second time in the last few years. The cubs (one male and one female) won’t be on display at the zoo’s cub den for a few weeks, but the zoo released a preview photo Tuesday.

Take a look, along with a reminder of other adorable newbies at Seattle-area zoos and aquariums.

Before you start gagging at the thought of eating SPAM doughnuts, I implore you to take a look at the photo on the right. Aren’t those doughnuts pretty? Don’t they seem appetizing? Don’t they look almost — dare I say it? — tasty?

Not exactly what you’d expect from any baked good with SPAM as one of its featured ingredients. But Jason Munson of Auburn managed to pull the recipe off to win the Great American SPAM Competition.

Gentlemen, if you want to look older and more aggressive, grow a beard. But if you want women to find you attractive, you might consider shaving.

A study published in the Oxford Journal of Behavioral Psychology states that having a full beard makes men appear more respectable, not to mention older and meaner. But the study stomped all over the theory that masculine beards are attractive to women.

The seattlepi.com staff just received an interesting email from a reader asking if we’d like a 100-year-old copy of the newspaper dated a Feb. 27, 1912.

“The paper is full of amazing stories, classified ads, and everything else that was in the paper back then,” the email stated, then directed us to check out some of the photo attachments showing parts of the yellowed newspaper.

Kirkland would like all the super-fun drunk people floating around on Lake Washington to turn down the volume and break up the party.

KIRO Radio reports that party boats are problematic for Kirkland residents, who are tired of listening to to inebriated “rafters” on the lake. (Rafting, KIRO explains, is when boats are tied together — sometimes as many as 100 in a cluster, rafted together or not.)

That makes for some pretty loud parties, not to mention a heightened danger of rafted boats drifting and colliding with one other.

Wait. Make that a big, ugly, broken piece of grunge history that hasn’t moved since 1998.

The “Melvan,” one of the first touring vans of The Melvins, is for sale on the online auction site. It probably wasn’t much to look at in the late 1980s, and it sure hasn’t improved with age. But the van has tons of personality, including a remarkably detailed etching of KISS on one side panel. The doodle was reportedly drawn by Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain using stolen pens.