Addicted to novelty since 2001

Tod Maffin Gets His Ass Waxed

Podcaster and CBC tech dude has a podcast series called “How to do stuff”. In this episode, he gets his ass waxed by a professional esthetician. He’s a good man, suffering for our amusement.

I want to appear on Tod’s podcast. What could I explain? If only I knew how to do stuff. As I look down in thought, I note I’m wearing a vintage shirt. Maybe Tod and I could go vintage clothes shopping. I’m not gay (nor his Tod, despite his recent waxing), nor a fashionista, but he might forgive those shortcomings.