I Still Have Human DNA

I was walking down a hallway and had to keep stopping to spit seeds out of my mouth into a bathroom. Then I got to another bathroom and had more seeds, so I spat those out. I put some in my hand and they were wet, and seemed to be vibrating a bit. I carried them down stairs and found a man there.

me: "Please help, what are these seeds?"

man: (looking) "Oh, those are [name]...it's what those kangaroos were all so worried about. Shouldn't be a problem."

me: "But they are a problem. They keep growing in my mouth. When I spit them out, they seem to grow in my hands too."

Throwing the seeds onto the ground, the man bent over to look at them. He squeezed the seed so he could look at the inside.

man: "Yes, the problem is, these are yours. Look."

me: (squatting) "What am I supposed to look at about them?"

man: "You have to open them up to see."

He squeezed one of the seeds in some way that it expanded to a large size, and I could see that inside it were two chambers. The chambers were filled with a whitish goo. One chamber was fatter and had a slightly different shade of goo in it.

man: "Half of that is from a goat, which is probably where you caught it. But the other half is coming from you. This means you still have human DNA, so you're still on the wrong floor(?)"

me: "How do I get to the right place?"

man: "You have to find [name] and Erin Robertson, they'll know."

me: "Is this the same Erin who was connected with Monty Python?"

man: "Yes."

Note
I may have that name wrong, it was hard to remember, but Erin was the first name. How I knew the Monty Python connection is unknownst to me...and I can't find any Erins affiliated with Monty Python on the web, other than as fans.

me: "How do I get in touch with them? Can anyone you know contact them?"

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—in any intentional way. Thus I do not consider the material to
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crazy to want to try and use it for genuine purposes (much less
disingenuous ones!) But who's to say?