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On threesome date night.

How would you go about suggesting and then initiating a threesome? i have a girlfriend that’s told me she wants to party one night and “have a lesbian moment.” also, her boyfriend is sexy and has stated in the past that he finds me desirable as well, and has made comments about how hot it would be if me and his gf had some fun together (big surprise). i think that with enough liquid courage (and enlightening drugs) that i can play this situation to my favor. your thoughts?

Propose a threesome date night. Let them take you out as a couple. Be playful about it — dinner, drinks, the whole routine.

It’ll start out cheeky and kind of innocent, but as the night progresses let things get more and more sexy. Flirt with them. Let them flirt with you.

I know it seems kind of silly, but trust me. A date night lets everyone get comfortable with the reality of what’s going to happen at the end of the evening.

Once you’re sure that everyone wants it to happen, don’t be afraid to act as master of ceremonies. Take them back to your place, crack open a bottle of wine, and start making out with them.