Sunday, December 9, 2007

Welp, that was unpleasant. Perhaps the next time Anthony Smith issues a guarantee, he'll consider not getting beat on three or four deep passes.

I'd like to think Polamalu and a healthy Santonio Holmes might make a possible playoff rematch more competitive. Or maybe that's just the whiskey and turpentine talking. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a blog post and no, no, I don't need a glass.

Bet you $1 that their dad is a whipped bitch. "Let them cheer for who they want honey." "O.K." No football fan worth his salt would have 2 sons who root for different teams in the AFC. That just wouldn't happen. Of course he wouldn't buy them matching team Santa hats either.

Imagine this, after about 4 obnoxious Pats did everything they could to ruin the game at my Steelers bar in SF, they offered to buy one of my friends a shot. She turned around, chugged beer, then took the shot just so she could intentionally vomit on the Pats fans. It was priceless.

Like 50 percent of everything on this blog, it's a Simpsons reference. From the first "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episode where Homer screams shouts "FUCK" (drowned out by a church organ) after Mr. Burns sends a thank you letter from the family that neglected him. The quote is Flanders' response.

Wait... a writer from the site answered my question? See? This is why I hate this blog shit. You credential-less fucks communicate with your readers which is quite obviously for amateurs. I'm not coming back to this site until you ignore every question, comment, and piece of profanity-laced degradation that I send. Back to my bookmarked archive of Jay Mariotti columns.

I'm not a Pats fan, but watching them play is entertaining. It's like going to the circus. I bet Welker could even walk on a tightrope with the right combination of hoes from Lubbock egging him on and a few weeks practice.

I'd sooner hang out with some girl puking out Exorcist-type shit than some pink Red Sox hat wearing Boston cunt who doesn't understand football but thinks the Pats are teh bestest because Tom Brady is hawtt.