Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Oh, Snaps.

As a function of my job I wind up getting my picture taken like 5,000 times a weekend. Seriously. Sometimes I feel like a fucking monkey at the zoo. Not so much when people want to pose their kids with me. Then I feel like Cinderella. Well, if Cinderella went to ball in her "before" outfit. Not so much with the glass slippers up in this festival.
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this is my little buddy Maverick. Sometimes I try to sell him. Sometimes I tell people I asked the witches for a potion to make my husband act his age and a toddler is the result.

being adorable is tiring.

The pictures that make me cringe are usually the ones where they catch me in the act. The 'act' in this case means 'acting like a damned fool'

Exhibit A
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doing the "so long, farewell" dance from Sound of Music as people are leaving.

2 comments:

DUDE. Shut your whore mouth! Each picture I saw was my favourite until I saw the next one. Do you know what I see? JOY. Someone who is having a fantastic time, loves, and is loved. You look beautiful (you're also disgustingly photogenic Eff Why Eye).