Summary:.......and then I heard my alarm-clock going off!! Oh my, it had all been a fantastic dream. But, I could still smell the whore with the acne, as she toyed with her pissphlaps.....

Recommended Route:Try the bit that smells funny, its a real blinda!!

Other recommended trails in the same area:Your mum......er....and.....er OH, and your mum as well

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Review DateFebruary 13, 1999

Overall Rating 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:Once a week

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Reviewed by: Feckrag
, from Penis

Summary:Well, the day started as planned. My alarm clcok went off at 7.....oh, of the ride? Well, I got to the top of the hill like the whore told me to do, and look down. At the bottom was a spiked pit. I was thinking about shooting my self previous to this day, but the deathtrap seems to have killed me nonetheless. Oh, I'm dead?

Recommended Route:Straight off the edge, that big skipe at the bottom is ker-azy

Other recommended trails in the same area:The Winding Goblin is just ace if you want your nuts chewed off by a goblin

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