Thursday, 9 June 2005

For Sale. One small, grey gelatinous 1965 female brain. Rarely used. Almost like new. Perfect for any imbecile, idiot or brainless person looking to upgrade only slightly. (Perfect for any man.) Comes fully equipped with extrordinary olfactory capabilities, mother's intuition, chocolate location monitor, and GPS best deal locator. Ability to tune out external stimuli is supurb. All offers will be considered.