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Anonymous (/" Wuhu) 16: 20
as to england
mead to restaurant to try and preserve gain:
mmy watch is set to my countries timezone
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WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE CUNT
shave idea what he just said to me
knotice he diesn' t have a watch
we sne in england has a watch
wig hen starts to chime
everyone stops what they' re doing to count the hence
mman crashes his curtsying to count the heme
drops my order the to count harbingers
mman running down the street: ITS T BONG

>Go to USA for the Superbowl
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, go to restaurant, order a meal
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>Sure, we have steak, eggs and bacon
>"Ill have steak please"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun.
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money
>Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Wut wut wut
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare