The Texas ZOMBIE WRANGLER – Adventures and Endeavours while wheeling away from the hordes.

I recently attended the local Sci-Fi Expo (Comic-Con) and fell in love with some of the toys available for geeks. I am amazed at the progress of things since I was a kid and I really just can’t help myself. But the thing that I bit the hardest on was the combat-grade lightsabers from ULTRASABERS.com. This bit of Geekery had me salivating from the first touch. I am already up to 4 in my personal arsenal, and we have regular practices in the front yard at dusk with my girlfriend and 10-year old son that stop traffic.

These super-tough machined aluminum handles with heavy duty polycarbonate light tube are just what every saber-fighting-imagination could want. I have taken fencing lessons on and off for almost 20 years, and love sword fighting. I’ve fenced competitively and for show at the local renaissance fairs (yeah big geek). But it’s hard to get people interested in learning this lost art. But put a light-up sword in their hands which has built-in sound effects and instantly the inner child pops out.

These things are built to take a licking, the Heavy-Gauge blades on my first two have seen hours of fencing practice and the occasional whack to a tree, chair, light post, or asphalt. Best off – IF (big if) you can break a blade a new on can be ordered for about $20. Available in your choice of colors and hilt styles you can get one to your door for as little as $50 or tack on enough extras to push them upwards of $400. Good news, I really bet you could put down a walker with one of theses in a pinch, and practice with them will strengthen your arm muscles to more effectively wield a Katana should the need arise, like Michonne, and remember children, blades never run out f ammo.

1. On Homepage option #1 is: “Sabers WITH sound” or “Sabers without sound”
a. Sound is about $80-$100 over the listed price for any saber.
b. Sound requires the $35 rechargeable Li-ion batteries – includes charger
c. Sound is what makes it really cool (and is USB Programmable)

2. Single sword or double bladed saber-staff
a. Staff:
i. 2 identical handles (Hilts)
ii. 2 different ones that can attach if you want them to.
iii. When separate do you want them both to have sound
iv. YOU WILL NEED A COUPLER – Vented (So the sound can get out) – go back and add to cart later

3. Hilt – what do you want it to look like $55 – $225

Now you are in the “select options’ section of the order. Here is the 10-step program.
Before you start though – scroll all the way to the bottom and look at the pictures and videos, and at the very bottom is a description, look for the bullet points that say : Removable Emitter/Pommel (MHS)
The MHS is a screw threading type, that tells you if the top and bottom are interchangeable
You can find options in the build your own saber section on the home page LATER.

Now you are ready to order – It took me a week to read up on all these options, here is the really quick run through.
Options to build your saber —