Jay Hathaway

Royal baby Prince George, son of Kate and Wills, was born third in line to the British throne. But he's not even a year old, and some Canadian wizard is already about to screw it all up for him.

Magician Darcy Oake says he wanted to compete on Britain's Got Talent because it's the biggest talent-show stage in the world, but that's just part of his secret plan to sorcerize his way into position as Britain's true and deserving ruler. And Simon Cowell and Co. are not about to stand in his way.

Watch their faces as he makes doves explode into being from frickin' nowhere. They are powerless to resist him. And soon, their empire will be his.