Man breaks into bar, steal and drinks beer, passes out on floor

STUPID criminals! Hurray! One dumbass broke into a pub and was found passed out on the floor after stealing and drinking too much ale.

Adam Bell helped himself to so much booze that he konked out on the pub floor and was found by the landlord the next morning.

The 36-year-old simpleton smashed up some gamblers and pool machines in Em’s Bar in Staffordshire before pocketing the money they held.

However, Adam is not all that sharp. CCTV images showed him leaning against the bar, as if he was waiting to be served, before helping himself to beer… directly from the taps like he was Barney from The Simpsons.

After drinking himself asleep, he was found by the bar’s landlord Mike Roberts and his friend Wesley Roberts at 7.30am the next day.

Wesley said:

“It was scary. We saw a body on the floor, and we didn’t know if he was alive or dead. I shoved him and he woke up. That’s when we realised it was a burglar and called the police.”

The two men held on to the idiot thief until police arrived, when officers found that he was also carrying three wraps of crack about his person.