So he brought his own porn, laced his weed so he could keep chipper, and had enough sense to use the more sanitary ladies restroom....all before 730 in the morning!? Safeway should've hired this go getter.

red5ish:Marijuana cigarette? Really? Is that how they're described these days?

The hardcore mari-ju-wana addict will typically refer to them as "reefers".

"KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.-The Chief"

at 6:45AM? holy crap! our supermarkets don't open till like 8:00.This is actually my grocery store. It's a nice Safeway. It opens at 6:00 a.m. and closes at 2:00 a.m.I was there just after this incident because first thing Sunday is a great time to get stuff like grocery shopping done. There were tons of cops. The staff was nonplussed.