[…] So, anyway, I’m clean shaven now and have been for years. But it’s Movember, and while I’ve never heard of it before, I care about my good buddy Gnomer, and I’m a gonna support him in his endeavors! […]

[…] Gnomeaggedon’s had something terrible happen to him. He’s lost his facial hair. All right, you might say on gnomes that’s an improvement, but it’s no laughing matter for Gnomeaggedon. He’s actively engaged a barber’s services – risky at any time, but I wouldn’t trust the goblin he’s screenshotted – and it’s for a good cause. […]

Progress reports… of course. Remember of course, that my stunted salt & pepper mustache will probably take the whole month to grow (unlike the guy I was talking to the other day with a 5 o’clock shadow that was longer than my beard).