Lyrics:
Christmas Apocalypse
It’s death at its greatest toll tonight
Santa strap on your leather boots and lace them up real tight
Tack up the reindeer
Kiss Mrs. Clause
You’re out for blood
To crush the devils claws
It’s Christmas Eve
Santa’s on a sleigh ride to hell
Defeat Beelzebub or bid the world farewell
It’s the Christmas Apocalypse
Pump your fist and shake your hips
Devil horns with your fingertips
It’s the Christmas Apocalypse
Silent night deadly night
We won’t go down without a fight
Send in the army of Gingerbread Men
Satan I heard you don’t believe
In Christmas trees or even me
But that’s all gonna change my friend
That didn’t seem to do the trick
Hope that sugar makes you sick
How ‘bout a militia of elves
Huh? Want some of this?
Thanks for the cookies
They were a delicious treat
And your tiny little elves
They’re smashed beneath my feet
Evil will be reborn come Christmas morn!
You’re a naughty boy, but I got a present for you
It’s the Nutcracker
Guess what he’s gonna do?
(Backwards message: Seasons greetings to you and yours this joyous holiday season)