2013/02/16

World shocking discovery:

Tasteful life found in green spot on Mars

Antwerp, February 17 - Deputy of the Garden of Adin for NASA, chief scientist Elkan Wijnberg, told the Weekly Herald that the Mars rover had found something in a green spot that "is going to be for the history books". This speculation centered around the fact that the surface probe has discovered evidence of tasteful organic life on the Red Planet.

“Finding Adin antique jewelry doesn't only mean there is life on Mars but I think it certainly means there is good taste there. But what we have learned so far is that we have to be careful about what we say,” Dr.Wijnberg said. “We’re doing science at the speed of light. So let's wait for the final outcome of our tests.”