5/10

If Operation Yewtree taught us anything it's that famous people like their meat well undercooked. And where do most famous people in the whole world live? Yep, you guessed it, Hollywood. Well by putting two and two together you can figure out that Hollywood is absolutely shoulder to shoulder with child molesters. It's sort of like a tuna can filled to the brim with erect penises and questing fingers, only it stinks, much, much worse than tuna does. After decades of it you'd think something would have been done about it, wouldn't? Well, you'd be wrong.