"With his Teary Voice and Despair Face on--seriously, barely ninety minutes into this game and Slowe has more emotive avatars than Jowy--Slowe cries that the ship is going to sink. God, there's handling stress poorly, and then there's this. It's on a whole new plateau of falling apart."
-Sam,
Suikoden IV Part 2

Posts Tagged ‘ghost rider’

I’ll be the first to admit that I am one huge lazy-ass when it comes to watching movies. So if this movie review is just a tad bit late, by say, a year and half or so, well, you’ll just have to accept that I may have been doing something else for that time. Like drinking lots of alcohol in order to keep a somewhat straight face while trying to watch this frickin’ movie. I’m told I wasn’t smiling when I passed out, so we’ll take the near-constant quaffing of bourbon and bitters to dull the pain in my logic centers as a moderate success.

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From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.

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