Even here in stylish St Tropez-le-Campingcar, the influence of Monsieur Marque Guillaume-Marie LePenis weighs heavily upon les Voyageurs. In the various corners of every campsite are specially guarded respites dedicated to the protection of children who might otherwise be snatched and carried off to St Maxime-le-Securite as a holding centre, before suddenly remembering 90 years later that l’Oncle Bulgare de Clifforde sold them into slavery with the Marquis de Savile – l’homme infameux qui a groomay la Patrie.