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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Witty Wensday: Number 1

Well I am not usually one for these but I thought They were adorable:Normally I don't post Videos, but when I saw this on the news I just about cried! I LOVE romantic sappy stuff like this and did ya'll see her face when she Realized what was going on?? Proposing is so hard to do in a surprising fashion anymore! So I don't know how many people actually Read my blogging but if you do, what is the most perfect way that it could happen to you? or that it did happen for my Married and Engaged friends?On the same and yet a different note how strange is this? I've agreed to let the Kensei (IF HE EVER PROPOSES!!!) come down the isle to Darth Vader's theme on the condition that it stops before I start walking down the isle, I suppose its better than that song they play at funerals which I'm sure he's the type to consider, you know the one I mean.

this one is even worse than the ones from before isn't this horrible??? I think if i were her I would kill the best man! wouldn't you??

Okay now that the movies are done:I got these in an Email today: they are too cute! When I get old this is how I want to be

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'