(You can TOTALLY Vegan or Organic these puppies- just buy more expensive ingredients!)

Add dry ingredients together.
Add wet ingredients together and toss into the microwave for 1 minutes. Add to dry ingredients. Mix well!
Line an 8×8 or larger pan (depends on how big you want the bars) with wax paper. Add mixture and pack down.
Refrigerate for at least 15 minutes but longer is better. Cut into individual bars, wrap in wax paper and keep in fridge.

FYI- The bars look way better in person. I had eaten 1/2 before I remembered to take a picture.