Kids have the last word!

Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:21 am

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Class started before I got here. --------------------------------------------------------Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.Marie: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? Class: Maria. ____________________________________ Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this kid!)____________________________________________ Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Winnie: Me! __________________________________________ Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' Millie: I is... Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... ______________________________________ Teacher: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ Teacher: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)___________________________________Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?Harold: A teacher __________________________________

Re: Kids have the last word!

Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:18 am

Re: Kids have the last word!

Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:14 pm

lol! A good bit of these are hilarious!!!

Re: Kids have the last word!

Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:41 pm

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?Harold: A teacher

man, I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!