Harvard Team That Was Actually Supposed to Win Cheated

Immediately sullying Harvard’s first NCAA Tournament win ever, the university has been stripped of four quiz bowl championships for cheating after a member of its “A” team was found to have accessed potential tournament questions in a computer database. “[Harvard A] was already one of the best teams in the country, so I think that gave them the push they needed to get over the top,” said a member of the University of Minnesota team, which gains two Division I wins because of the disqualifications, but will still lose jobs to these cheaters in the real world becauseAmerica.