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Saturday, September 08, 2007

Shoe Emergency!

Sent: Friday MorningFrom: MeTo: Coworker

IT IS A SHOE EMERGENCY. I wore my flip-flops on the bus this morning (as usual), but I brought brown shoes to change into at work. And I am wearing black pants. I do not think this will go well. I am going to Macy's at 10 am.

From: CoworkerTo: Me

I would love to come, but I got a really bad haircut last night, so I shall be hiding in my office all day.

From: MeTo: Coworker

Ok. I will stop by after my shoe extravaganza to show off the new shoes and to make fun of your hair.

From: CoworkerTo: Me

Sounds good. Please bring some Kleenex, as you will cry after seeing my hair. Also, please wear your flip-flops so that I can laugh at your stupidity.

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Having good friends at work makes my life so much better.

PS I bought these (on sale at Macy's for $40). They are much cuter in person. I feel like my feet are wearing little tuxedos.

Oh! I like those shoes! They look soooo much more comfortable than those Nordstrom ones I have, that you had had your eye on back in the day. You really dodged a bullet by not buying those shoes, you know.

It's nice that you were able to run to Macy's. I have to ask: was the haircut as bad as your coworker said it was? (Poor gal!)

I used to have a good work friend. Then I dated him and then we broke up. We're not really work friends anymore. :-( Also, we never really talked about shoes or haircuts, so it's not even all that relevant to your story.

In my office, you could have just left on the flip flops. Let's add that to the growing list of reasons I'm glad I'm not a lawyer.