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While we’re waiting for Miracle Max, since we’re leaving stuff up here for a long time I figure it should be something important, something classy. Something that upholds all the values of this blo….wait, that’s not right.

It needs to be childish, stupid and have tits.

Which Cartoon Character Would You Be For A Day?

Rather, which would be your second choice? as I’m disqualifying Roger Rabbit from consideration.

Why? He’s zany, wacky, can’t be killed and

Yeah. I’d spend the day fucking like a rabbit.

So, which would it be?

Now, the cartoon character I’d most like to hang out with is obviously Bugs Bunny, assuming of course that he doesn’t treat me like Elmer Fudd, but which would I want to be?

Characters like Homer, Bender, Peter Griffin and others of their ilk would be fun. I mean, what none-self-respecting moron wouldn’t like to be able to do absolutely any crazy drunken thing and come out okay? I decided against it because that’s pretty much my life anyway.

The Tasmanian Devil would be cool, so long as you’re not messing with Bugs.

Super Heroes would be fun at first but I don’t want to spend the whole day saving the freaking world and, to quote Mr. Incredible, sometimes you just wish it would stay saved.

Being a guy, I could have a blast being Yacko or Wacko, sorta like Bugs but less cerebral. If I were a Wymyns I would probably like to be Dot, all pretty, petite and ready to kick ass, but I passed on them. Too obvious.

Who else?………..

Hannah Barbera has their moments, but pass. I don’t want to spend my day stuck in a pet shop window.

Tennessee Tuxedo could be fun, what with all the time travelling and learning, but you’d have to hang out with Chumley. Duuuuuuh gee Tennessee, What are we going to do today?

Me and Mr. Whoopee are going to fucking kill you.

I almost went with a super villain like Dr. Doom or the Brain. How much fun would it be to spend a day trying to take over the world? A hell of a lot, that’s how much. But then I figured with my luck it would be the day I lose to my arch-nemesis.

But I finally went with a surprise, random pick.

Stoney Curtis!

Why?

Because Betty and Wilma swooned over him and I would love to have a threesome with those two.

Getting my rocks off.

And don’t tell me Tony Curtis is gay, I don’t care, Stoney Curtis is not. He’s a cartoon character. The only cartoon character that’s gay, as everyone who watched Soap knows, is Pluto.

Like this:

The skull, while clearly old, did not look Native American. …the teeth were cavity-free (signaling a diet low in sugar and starch) and worn down to the roots—a combination characteristic of prehistoric teeth. Chatters then noted something embedded in the hipbone. It proved to be a stone spearpoint, which seemed to clinch that the remains were prehistoric. He sent a bone sample off for carbon dating. The results: It was more than 9,000 years old.

It’s going to be interesting, here’s a link to the book with the results. It’s high dollar so if you do buy it, you should do it from Ace’s or the Puppy Blender (That’s where I saw the link) as they make money off that, we don’t make squat.

For those who don’t know, the Kennewick man is a skeleton at least 9,000 years old and doesn’t look like an American Indian, For some reason, American Indians fought to keep it from being studied. I’m not sure of the real reason, I know the tactics they used to try to keep it from being studied, but I’m not sure why.

I was pretty pissed of that people were trying to fight it being studied. We could study it and then bury it with whatever honors they wanted, but that wasn’t good enough.

It also spawned a bunch of whole conspiracy deals, like that it’s an alien’s skeleton and man is descended from the aliens (The Pak Conspiracy), or one of the conspiracies that is actually pretty plausible. It stated that today’s American Indians didn’t want it publicized that there were people , maybe white people, here before their ancestors.

That could mean they’re just like whitey except their ancestors did it thousands of years ago instead of just a little over a hundred and at least we didn’t eat the people we killed.

Like this:

…accused of having sex with his wife despite being told she lacked the mental capacity to consent….

…he Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation said Rayhons (Republican Iowa state legislator V) admitted having sexual activity with his wife, who reportedly had Alzheimer’s disease….

Dale Rayhons said that while authorities say his father admitted to sexual contact, “that could be anything from a hug or a kiss.”

Seriously, should that be called sexual assault?

I’m fairly familiar with people with Alzheimer’s, there are different levels.

My step-father has it, he cannot remember what he had for lunch 5 minutes ago, he doesn’t remember that I moved to AZ 3 years ago, but he remembers me, my siblings and my 20-something nieces.

I don’t know if he remembers my mother’s death from a few years ago, but I think he does. When we talk I don’t bring up stuff that will upset him or ask if he remembers stuff from less than 30 years ago. He’s okay with remembering a trip in 1977, he remembers living in Yuma, AZ (bad memory, it was with my mother) in the late 80s, early 90s but he doesn’t remember my car from 2006.

His mother lived for 30 years with it, I met her after about 20 years, I was “the boy” whenever I went to visit with my step-father.

I’m not sure if she knew who I was or thought I was someone else. She didn’t really remember my step-father very well but she always said, “It’s the boy” and seemed happy to see me.

So what if this lady knew her husband but was confused about the year?

She’s dead now, but with Alzheimer’s she probably couldn’t have testified even if still alive as, if she didn’t know what she had for lunch she presumably wouldn’t have even remembered the incident.

They were married in 2007, so presumably she would have said yes if she were able but they were married only 8 years earlier so maybe she did not remember him as her husband.

What if she didn’t know him at all? What if she wanted to have sex and thought she was cheating on her first husband? We’ll never know her state of mind.

Once again, African-Americans have been sold a bill of goods about what constitutes “justice” in a particular circumstance. And it seems likely that once again the promised “justice” will not eventuate.

The last prominent case of this was the George Zimmerman / Trayvon Martin shooting. Stipulated that George Zimmerman is a complete asshat, there was never enough evidence to properly charge him with homicide, let alone convict him. And yet Af-Ams, incited by the professional demagogues, were convinced that anything short of Zimmerman being drawn and quartered was a miscarriage of justice.

Then we saw the photos of Zimmerman, somewhat worse for wear. A thoughtful person might come to the conclusion that perhaps things were not so cut and dried. But once incited or committed to a political position, many were –or at least professed to be– outraged by Zimmerman’s acquittal.

Similarly with the shooting of Michael Brown, blacks have been sold a bill of goods about Darren Wilson. Of course, now we have conflicting eyewitness reports. If this story about Wilson having a fractured eye socket turns out to be true, look out.