Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass.

Mission successful.

Pip bit. And Cam saw. And instead of playing it chill, Cam lost her sh*t, tearing a strip of the Shelf before launching into a 45 minute tirade in JT’s face at an afterparty. At one point the former Herm was overhead shouting: so what…she’s like your f&cking girlfriend now???