Michael Richards aka KKKramer won’t be attending a mock trial that is being put together tonight, because the media has been invited. The “mock trial” was set up by the attorney of the four black men that Michael attacked by using the “n-word” on them. Their attorney, Gloria Allred, put together the little shindig in hopes of finding a way for Michael to repay them. Gloria is such a damn publicity whore it ain’t funny. The mock trial was to feature Michael, the four black men and a jury of judges and lawyers. They would hear both sides and decide Michael’s punishment. WTF? Gloria also invited the media to attend. Michael’s lawyer said, “We wanted to apologize face to face to the individuals in the club that night. Now this has been turned into a modern-day kangaroo court.” Kangaroos?! I like those. Can I attend? Michael won’t be attending and Gloria said, “Mr. Richards had no hesitation in crying his crocodile tears and giving his spin on how sorry he was in a public venue.” Crocodiles? I like those. Can I attend? Anyway, the event will go as planned tonight at the Loyola Law School. Lame. Source, Image Source

After shaving her head and getting several tattoos, Britney Spears apparently went to Cedards-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. according to ONTD. She was seen going in and looked disturbed. She was wearing a dark wig and only stayed for a while. She wasn’t admitted, she left and went back home. Earlier in the evening, Britney lost it at a beauty salon in Tarzana. She asked the hairdresser to shave her head and when the woman refused, she grabbed the razor and did it herself. How G.I. Jane of her! She then went to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks where she was described as being crazy and losing it. A source said, “She wasn’t making sense at all and you could tell she’s not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out.” Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80. “She was a nightmare to deal with. She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around.” She apparently had NyQuil stains all over her. After she left, she apparently visited the hospital and then went home. Jesus. Somebody needs some straight-up, hardcore therapy! Get her on Dr. Phil! Britney’s been to Hyde, She’s been to Area, She’s been to Teddy’s, but she’s never been to me. Source

First of all, thank you to the 10 million people who emailed me about this. Damn, you love some Britney Spears. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Her hair probably wasn’t that much longer than that to begin with. For real though, she probably had lice. Let’s be real. I guess she shaved it at a tattoo parlor and was sick of everyone, sick of people touching her. So, she lost it. I can’t believe this is like headline news. We know homegirl is NUTS, crazy, losing it!!! There’s nothing new there! Did CNN make this like it’s top story too? Visit ONTD to see ALL the pics! Image Source

Lindsay Lohan has checked herself out of Wonderland FOR GOOD following a 30-day program. Well, more like 5-hour program since that’s probably the total amount of time she was in there. Her rep said, “She will continue as an outpatient. She will take it day by day. She’s in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected.” Wasn’t she already an outpatient? I’m sure she’ll be at Hyde or Area tonight!! Now what is Dina Lohan going to talk about when she whores herself out on all those entertainment shows? Source