What She Tells Her Friends

It’s not a big secret that women talk. The most minutiae of detail about you will not escape her notice and will freely escape her scarlet lips when she’s with the girls. The question is: What will she divulge and what will she keep to herself? Here is a blow-by-blow list of what she talks about and the reasons behind her confessions.

Does size matter?

Women are inquisitive by nature and the mildest subject of their curiosity can be violated seven ways to Sunday. There is no doubt that when girl talk turns bawdy, many men fall under immense scrutiny. Not-so-innocent discussions may arise regarding your endowment because of dissatisfaction, comfort or discomfort and even to gloat — for the women with “larger” men.

Does she tell her friends? No.

Generally, women will not disclose or even know the exact dimensions of their mate — unless he has asked her to help him measure his member. For women, describing size is similar to giving directions: Women often give directions by using landmarks and commonly shared points of interest, such as the cool accessories shop downtown. When guys give directions they employ street names, times and miles.

Men think in spatial terms, which often leads them to use a ruler on their member. Women, on the other hand, are empathetic and describe their “feelings” about their men. Their thoughts on your penis likely involve whether or not it’s a good fit, if you need to go deeper or if they are entirely fulfilled. Interestingly, if the relationship is going well, the size or lack thereof is downplayed. Women in love will not jeopardize their relationship on something as trivial as size. Typically, women don’t want to disparage their men and risk the happiness of the relationship.

How’s your technique?

OK, here’s where things can get embarrassing for men. Technique may be discussed between girlfriends, but if they are kind enough, they may not directly reference their men; however, this aspect will be thoroughly threshed out. Women will talk about what they are unsatisfied with in unbelievable detail, but they’ll also sing praises when they're deserved.

Does she tell her friends? Yes.

Disclosing intimate details, laughing, commiserating, and advising, are all requisites in female relationships. Women get ideas and sex tips from one another. Unlike men, women talk about their problems: If there’s something they don’t like, chances are one of their friends has heard about it and has given some pointers to help point the issue in the right direction.

On a positive note, if you’re too good for words, she has definitely created her own vocabulary to describe just how amazing you are.

When you whisper little nasties into her ear does she tell her friends?