Happy Halloween!Â This year I dressed up as Pikachu, that loveable yellow rodent with lightning powers.Â We festooned our apartment with spider webs, skeletons, and blinking pumpkin bulbs, and had a killer Halloween party.Â I even broke out my new fog machine, and set up some lasers to cut through the smoky vapor.

Coors Lite, I choose you!
Pika, pika.

Ah-may koh-koh, baby.
Kah may-may u-nye.

Last year I dressed up as a Furby for Halloween.Â Here’s a tip: chicks dig Furbies big time.