A 21-year-old Oregon man was arrested Sunday night on a drunken driving charge — while wearing a blue T-shirt emblazoned with huge black letters that read “DRUNK AS S–T.”

Ross McMakin had gotten behind the wheel allegedly because his girlfriend couldn’t drive a stick, The Smoking Gun reported. The Corvalis resident ended up driving the car onto the sidewalk and also hit a parked car. When his girlfriend tried to grab the keys from him, he assaulted her.

He’s now facing a slew of charges, including drunken driving, reckless endangerment, harassment and strangulation.