“In the first few years O.J. was in prison, there was a steady stream of letters and money from women,” an unidentified source explained to reporters.

The stream has apparently dried up and Simpson is now in trouble because he was using that money to “keep other inmates happy and off his back,” the source added.

Furthermore, his kids aren’t too concerned about funding his commissary account either, so Simpson has started calling his friends, begging them for money.

Simpson is currently serving a 33-year sentence for having committed armed robbery and kidnapping. Furthermore, though Simpson won a murder trial in 1994, many Americans suspect that he did in fact murder his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and waiter Ronald Lyle Goldman.

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