it feels almost like we're welcuming aliens to town...like the plague or a meteor is gonna hit us...

so what right ?i say who gives a fuck about Barak n Chirak n Quack Quack cummin to town...

I just wanted to tell you about my favorite places in town to explore and light a blunt in...

I know alot of you have cum to this fair town b4...and gay pride is no exception...

it falls on the July 3rd/4th weekend this year...forecast calls for Yankee doodle...so yeah...

My fav spots around town to smoke a J, suck some dick or get poked in...

Lets see.... should this be a top 10 list...can i think of that many rad spots...ok...here we go...

Numer 10

Pearson International Airport.

Light a blunt as you wait for your bus, or just pop into the multilevel garages...i know i like smokin a nice fattie b4 i skip or hop over the pond... Just try and keep that weed airtight in your baggage dude.... the airport has sniffer dogs...and never... ever! try to pass thru security with weed or parafanalia on your person...just a seasoned traveller here...passing along a hint for our customs :)

Its a dont ask dont tell policy...Dont show off ur bling bling...and generally no one gives a shit...

That and i hear that the airport's bathrooms get pretty randy...raw raw YYZ !

Number 9

High Park/Sunnyside park/ Waterfront...

Im not really a West end boy...so i dont hang out in High Park often...but its about as big as Central Park in NYC, and is right off the west toronto waterfront...i've never sucked as much as a dick in High Park...but i've smoked me a blunt or two here and its an awesome place....

hike in paths on foot... hit the trails on ur bikes... or hit the lots along the waterfront with ur car...and i hear there's alot of dick lurking around...i go more for the skating, yoga, swimming, biking aspect of enjoying the west end with friends...

Number 8

Queens Park.

As much as i hate this park as a park... its more of a green central square behind the provincial Parliament.Blowjob Govenor !!oh yes Pippin !

Apparently everyone has had their dick sucked or sucked dick in this park except for me...until recently...i didnt hook up in the park....we met elsewheres....just swapped blowjobs in the park walking thru...

then a bunch of lurkers came outta nowhere, and the place basically has no cover...it looked like 4 cabbies popped outta thin air...so we zipped up and left...

its protest central i hear for the G20...and Toronto's Peace Day gathering occurred there on May 1st...basically a non-event became a party of 100,000 pot smokers lurking all over downtown toronto and the university campus... like the city reeked of weed dude...

Number 7

Kensington Market/Chinatown

you cant visit Toronto and not have a stroll thru Kensington and Chinatown...if its a hot humid day... well... enjoy the aromas....or pop into Hot Box cafe and light some insense...bring ur own shit dude... u cant share flavours unfortunately....

check out the delish local eateries...and all the weird sparkly windows...its a colourful neighbourhood to work off that daze and fix that appetite...and as for dick...lots of eye candy about...i've fucked around in a loft pad or two in the hood....but the outdoor action would be frowned upon in this part of town...(just keep it to bathroom stalls and queit dark alleys :)

...and I also get this question alot...Where do u buy weed in town dude ??fuck... i really dont know...

i just have my own contacts....everyone knows someone in town...the system is pretty lax and lenient...but i wouldnt light up infront of a cop in a busy intersection, or just anyplace public....

which leads me to Number 6

City Hall

An awesome place to skate... watch a concert... pay a traffic ticket... light a joint... or suck some dick at...its generally pretty quiet... and lacks all the security cameras...apparently there's a new green roof too !! its like they were thinking of me..the underground parking garage under the square is a great place to get lost with a bud and suck some dick...but please.... dispose of those rubbers in the City designated waste cointainers !! Lets keep our fair city clean please....unless u dont use them like me... no worries

but beware... Public events and crowds also come with extra security as well...and for the G20, the place is bound to be crawling with pigs... oops I mean Cops...

Number 5

Yongesterdam / Gay village

everyone has walked up and down Yonge Street who's ever lived here or visited the city...explore it more intimately near the gay village and Yongesterdam...yes folks... welcum to Yongesterdam...

several establishments cater to the local pothead with supply and seed stores...medicinal marijauna clinicsand a couple cafes where u can order food and drinks and roll up some tree....membership fees may apply...

and as for street tree... what i also refer to as Crotch rot...I would stay clear of it dude...cause who knows what rancid shit it is ur smoking.... and ur probably overpaying for the crap...

but lots gets sold in the parks, lots and pathways in the area...and if ur feeling horny... lots of guys are crawling around in the village nearby...chat up some of the local boys...check out the bars...and if ur into the bath scene, or just wanna shoot a load in a nice piece of ass...Steamworks or St.Marc's spa are probably the places get some raw dick...

Number 4

well... I love biking all over the city...we truly live in a green forest here...most downtowners and visitors tend to see all the concrete and action around them....if some of you step out of that bubble for just a bit... and explore some of Toronto's open parks and spaces...Get active... get out and jog, bike, blade, enjoy on foot or even by car.... there are alot of beautiful open spaces to enjoy, chill and smoke that J... fuck around in... and trust me... I was never really into outdoor sex.... i just live a very busy and active lifestyle.... and as i bike and jog the city's trails... well... The dick really cums to me. I have that magnetic type of personality... The dick just follows my scent thru the trees....

so yeah... Number 4

Eastern Lakeshore/ Waterfront

Lots of trails, paths, and green space to explore....its all slowly being re-vitalized...i hope they don't commercialize it too much...check out the city's transit website or Bike/Car share websites for more info...

From the Distillery District to Cherry Beach, the Leslie Street Spit, Ashbridges Bay and the Beaches...fuck... the boys are out jogging, biking, walking their dogs and cruisin...its a fun place to stroll n xplore...Good times in the Maritimes !

which leads me to Number 3

Cottage country...

oh the great Canadian Outdoors...

u really cant experience Canada without leaving the city...

rent a cottage outside the city with a group of buddies...go camping at one of the many gay camping grounds...or go visit Niagara Falls...

nuthin beats lighting a J and hearing the splash waves of a speed boat and the hum of crickets out on a lake in the Canadian outback....or watching the evening light show at Niagara Falls flying high as a kite...

and we gots a much better view than our american cousins to the south....

Number 2 !!

Toronto Islands

no visit to Toronto is cumplete without a trip to the Islands...

Full of parks, beaches, marina's, a childrens theme park, private cottages, and concert festivals.its the perfect way to enjoy a lovely sunny day in the city...

The clothing optional (gay) beach is no exception...take the Hanlan's point ferry and just follow the crowd...women...men....boobs...dicks... it all just hangs around here...

i personally think the beach is dirty as fuck...but they've been getting better at keeping it cleaner this year i've noticed...

im actually on my way to meet some groupies there now...alot of guys fool around in the bushes around there...but i find the fuggliest of fugglies lurk around...besides...the mosquitos or sand flies will eat u alive in there...

i actually like the southern beaches on the islands...more of a younger jock boy crowd hangs out there...and there are a lot of private little coves to go hang out with a buddy or two...

Bring a case of beer and go nuts...the water can be really cold or smelly at times....but sometimes u gotta just cool down...or clean off after some watersport fun...

ok !

Drumroll...

Number 1

The CN Tower !!

yes folks...

our largest and most phalic symbol in the city...

its no longer the world's tallest tower anymore...but it did hold the record for over 30 years...that fucking elevator ride up is really trippy...

imagine stepping outside the outdoor observatory high as a kite...that would be so fucking rad...wow...

but smoking would be totally banned at the tower, so i dont advise it either...you'd be thrown out sooner than u expect...

as for the Dick...well, i cant ever say i've ever sucked dick in the tower...but you never know what hot eastern european boys u might meet up in the observatory and slide up beside on the cab ride down...they could be staying nearby...and i've had me a lot of hot euro ass in those hotels downtown...

trust me...guys will get on their knees and suck dick anywheres in this town...

so there u go...

sorry for not blogging in so long...dude...im busy...who's got the time to blog about all the dick i suck...

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