We contacted five experts in the field of apologies to rate Mr. Vick's four-and-a-half minute adventure in public contrition. They weren't impressed.

As you've likely seen over and over again over the last 36 hours, Michael Vick issued an official apology on Monday after pleading guilty to a felony dog-fighting charge. In his four-and-a-half-minute statement, which was seemingly unprepared and delivered without notes, Vick accepted blame for his actions and vowed to reform.... But did he mean it? We consulted a handful of experts to determine just how sorry Vick is.

TJ Walker, media trainer

CEO, Media Training Worldwide

Initially, Walker offered Vick fifty points for presentation, crediting the former quarterback for speaking slowly and loudly, as if he wanted everyone to hear what he had to say. But Walker ultimately deducted those same fifty points because Vick apologized only as a last resort. "He's essentially apologizing to his boss because he's sorry he lost millions of dollars of salary and endorsement deals," Walker said. Nor was he impressed when Vick invoked religion. "It seems like something out of a recipe from a crisis communications plan," he said. "Have I said I found Jesus? Check."

Score: 0 percent sorry

Yisroel Finman, rabbi

Director, Spiritual Rejuvenation Center

Vick owns up to his actions, the first step toward rectification according to rabbinic tradition. He also took responsibility for the harm he caused other people in what Finman described as a heartfelt apology to the Falcons and the NFL. But "ultimately it comes down to fixing what you did wrong," and Vick has yet to complete this final step of redemption. Apologizing to the dogs or making a donation to an animal shelter could earn Vick the forgiveness he's after.

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Score: 80 percent sorry

Patti Wood, body language analyst

Vick's use of the "tongue eraser" suggests his apologies were disingenuous, says Wood. More than fifteen times during his press conference, Vick stuck out his tongue and moved it from the right side of his mouth to the left. Because the right side of the body is controlled by the brain's left hemisphere -- also the origin of lies -- the tongue eraser is an attempt to sweep away a lie, Wood says. But Vick was sincere in his words to Atlanta Falcons coach Bobby Petrino. By blinking slowly when apologizing to Petrino, Vick made clear he was ashamed to disappoint his coach.

Score: 35 percent sorry

Dan Keeney, crisis counselor

President, DPK Public Relations

Speaking without a script in hand, Vick appeared sincere and emotional, said Keeney. But Vick missed the opportunity to end discussion of his actions, the central goal of crisis management. By not clearly laying out his mistakes, Vick left his behavior -- and his apology -- open to interpretation.

Score: 79 percent sorry

Maria Bradley, middle school principal

Bradley was impressed that Vick took responsibility for his actions, noting that her students often blame others for their mistakes. But she found it strange that Vick attributed his actions to his immaturity. "As middle schoolers, there're a lot of kids in my building that are immature," she says. "But they don't dog fight."

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