Sunday, April 28, 2013

Hardly a day passes without some erosion of our rights as American citizens occurring. It could be small. It often is. But it could also be quite substantial. In the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre, the Left has forged on with flank speed to pass any, any gun control law before the furor amongst the low-information voter subsides. They want to take advantage, as Barry O'bama's Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel so famously said, by not letting this - or any - crisis go to waste.Example? There are many, but let me use recent proposed legislation by NY State's Congressweenie Carolyn McCarthy. She actually suggested that prospective gun owners be required to purchase liability insurance under her "Gun Owners' Risk Abatement Act," or be subject to a $10,000 fine. You read that right. The "...right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed" in NY State now means you are assumed to be a red-neck, inbred, child-molesting, monotoothed cretin who is likely to do bad things with that awful gun you, for some unearthly and unexplained reason, want to buy, so we must force you to insure yourself and the weapon before that bad thing that's sure to happen, happens. We know that the weenies in California are trying their very hardest to tax ammunition purchases, no doubt under the theory that if they make ammo too expensive, gun owners won't be able to exercise their Constitutional rights. Connecticut legislators just passed a bill that would require you to buy an annual permission slip to buy ammo, which, of course, would come with a stiff fee to afford you that opportunity. And many of the weeniest states are trying to eliminate the crude and irresponsible act of passing guns on from father to son without an onerous, unnecessary and expensive universal background check to make sure 11-year old little Johnnie isn't a terrorist.

Let's just call this spade a spade (in this hyper-politically correct society, can we still say that?). The Lefties among us can't quite understand why the One Hundred Million of us gun owners want to own guns. They think if they just come up with creative little roadblocks to place in our way we'll give up and join their Utopian little, trust the cops and the Gummint to protect us, ranks.

They are wrong.

But, for the sake of some jocularity, I've decided to help them. I've come up with a few other plans to help them in their quest. Nothing head on, mind you, just kind of nibbling around the edges. So here goes...

The "Anything Black Except People is Bad" bill: So-called "assault weapons" are black. If you outlaw the color "black," then people won't be able to buy black weapons. Ergo, no more assault weapons. Clever? I thought you'd like it.

The "No Shooting on Days Ending in "Y" bill: This little piece of legislation would outlaw the discharge of a gun inside or outside of the city limits of any city, anywhere, on any day ending in "y." Enough said.

The "Forefinger is Verboten" bill: Pass this little bill and Americans could no longer use their forefinger to discharge a weapon. That oughta' slow 'em down!

The "You Have to Eat Everything You Kill" bill: Except for out-and-out cannibals, this should slow down gang killings in urban paradises like Chicago, Detroit and Camden, Neuwww Jersey.

The "Protecting Animals by Forbidding Aiming" bill: No more gun sights or telescopic sights would be allowed if this legislation passes. You have to kind of point the gun and hope. And if you're unsuccessful, then there's a really good chance you'll simply give up and go to Safeway for your Saran-wrapped packaged meats. Or, you'll miss your desired target and off some inner-city gangbanger and they'll prosecute the Hell out of you and put you away until Conservatives take power once again. Oh, my friends, there are other creative ways to put stumbling blocks in the path of those who would attempt to subvert our God-given rights. Maybe you can come up with a few. Write me with those you recommend. I'll pass them along to the otherwise unemployables in Sacrarobyou in Round Two in this ongoing screed. I'm sure they'll appreciate the favor...

Friday, April 12, 2013

The last bastion of freedom for us Americans is - wait for it -county sheriffs.

Yes, children, it's true. No matter what the weenies in Foggy Bottom decide, or the almost-as-weenie weenies in America's state capitols come up with, it's the county sheriffs in our great Country who are charged with following the constraints of the Constitution of the United States of America.

Doubt it? Think about Arizona's infamous Sheriff Joe Arpaio. This guy has been a thorn in the side of redistributionist, illegal immigrant-loving, lefty legislators since Jimmy Carter was screwing up America. This is the guy that keeps arresting illegals, feeding them baloney sandwiches, putting them in pink undies and housing them in a tent city. He just tells everyone who disagrees with him to get bent, and goes about doing the job his constituents hired him to do. Right on, Joe!

Remember, the Constitution tells the Government what it cannot do, i.e., "negative rights," versus what it can. That sooooo irritates the Progressives among us. And let's look again at that pesky 2nd Amendment..."...the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."Need the definition of those little highlighted words?

That means, Messrs. Obama, Biden, Schumer, Emmanuel, Durbin, etc., and Ms.'s Feinstein, Boxer, McCarthy, et. al., we Americans can buy guns, and openly wear them, with no more authorization than a dog-eared copy of the Constitution of the United States of America in our shirt pocket (trust me, I'm really, REALLY close to giving that a try here in the second least-free state in the Union).

Okay then, students of English, which I would assume most of our states' legislators are, should understand quite well that any movement they make, besides bowel, of course, to infringe upon those God-given rights, would be negatively received. And they are, by everyone except the CPDLW (commie pinko dumbass liberal weenies). But does that stop them?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

They are Hell-bent to keep the Sandy Hook massacre crisis from going to waste. They want to pass any, any negative measure they can, while they can, against guns and their owners, especially their red-neck, wife-beating, tattooed, inbred owners, before the low-information voter's attention returns to DWTS (Dancing With The Stars).

And hundreds, hundreds, of county sheriffs across the fruited plain are lining up as friends and protectors of the Constitution and its Second Amendment, stating publicly that they will not enforce any law, new or otherwise, that in any way infringes on the Second Amendment. And, as a kicker, they openly threaten to jail any Federal agent who attempts to enforce anti-2nd Amendment laws within their borders. And kiddies, those statements are not sitting well with the CPDLW in statehouses across the Country.Let's take Colorado for instance. CO legislators are warning their county sheriffs that they risk losing their annual raises if they don't fall into lockstep behind the new, unconstitutional laws. And if that doesn't work, they say they'll move to fire those that are appointed. And so far, the sheriffs are telling the legislators to pound sand.

Good for them. Keep it up. The citizens of America who love freedom are solidly behind you. And the citizens of the states with CPDLW governors and/or legislators who love the Constitution and freedom are preparing to toss these bastards out of office at the very first opportunity.

As Thomas Jefferson so famously said, "The tree of freedom needs to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of tyrants and patriots."

People came here to the once-Golden State looking for beautiful vistas, enticing seashores, glorious mountains, vast, shimmering arid deserts and a climate about which people go all orgasmically rhapsodic. Oh, and the chance to make something of oneself. Start a company, create something important, even become a movie star! It was all here. And that past-tense reference was completely intentional.

Now, California is a wasteland of liberal failure. Decades of looney lib policies have turned this paradise into a place where businesses go to die, or die aborning before they ever get the chance to live.

Examples? The highest corporate taxes in America. The highest personal tax rates in America. Among the highest unemployment rates in the Country. The lowest credit rating among all states in the nation. The most restrictive pollution and environmental protection regulations. The highest fiscal debt per capita. The most restrictive anti-Second Amendment laws in America, and poised to get much, much worse. Perennially rated as one of the worst governed States. Ranked by CEO's as the worst state in which to do business for the past eight years in a row. The worst collection of rules and regulations that make business formation difficult (ranked 50th in new business formation...is there anything worst than 50th? Oh wait...Obama said he'd been to all 57 states...), and continued operation almost impossible.

As an example, our citizenry, including illegals who voted en masse, just passed a new law championed by our perennial Governor, Jerry Brown, who is likely to live out his entire life without ever having had a real, private-sector job. It's called Proposition 30, which serves to redistribute wealth from those that made to those that sit on their asses and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.

We now have one-party rule in Sacrascrewyou, completely unrestrained in any way as to the passage of new taxes. I, for one, think the very best job in California now is to be a Republican legislator: no one asks for their opinion, no one wants their opinion, and nobody gives a damn about their opinion. The rumblings among the lib weenies are even beginning to start over their very public desire to overturn at least a part of Prop. 13. Oh boy! Property taxes are going up, ladies and gents! Prepare yourselves. When that happens it won't be a straw that break the camel's back; it will be the whole damn wheat field.

We here in the land of fruits and nuts even have our own "cap and trade" legislation whereby those who, according to our tree-huggers, pollute a little (very little!) can buy the right to do that polluting from those who don't pollute at all, but could. And the pols in Sactorupyours will be pleased, thank you, to sell you that right. That will produce even more money for them to spread around by selling those rights. If you're a commie in Sacradonkeybrain and you can sell this bulls*t for a few hundred million, why wouldn't you?

Yes, kiddies we can buy credits enabling us to break a law that shouldn't exist by paying a fine...up front. Apparently the otherwise unemployables in Sacranumbnuts believe there's a 60,000 foot tall Plexiglas wall encasing California, which keeps our air in, and the air from the rest of the world out. Apparently they aren't aware that what's in Shanghai today will be here in about a week. Like I said, otherwise unemployable.

Did I mention that we're the first and so far only state to do this little kabuki theater? The Feds have even trying to enact such tomfoolery for several years, but even they are too smart, or too scared, to engage in such nonsense (even they?). It's purely and simply another form of redistribution of wealth from the makers to the takers. And the makers are getting really pissed.

There's many other ways California is blowing it. But suffice it to say that the states that surround us, like AZ and NV and UT, are damned happy we are. They are recruiting our best and brightest at flank speed, offering us a better and less expensive life just a few miles away. They actually have offices in California dedicated to recruiting our people and their businesses. Just recently, Texas Governor Rick Perry visited San Fran, the Silicon Valley and L.A. on a business-mining trip. And he'll was warmly greeted by business owners who are ripe for the poaching.

Over the past decade more than a million of (now ex-) Californians have chosen to head for greener (or, in the case of Nevada, beige-er) pastures. There's even in index rating of business exodus that ranks us at the very top in terms of the cost of one-way rentals of U-Haul trucks. They're leaving so fast U-Haul has to hire people to drive them back here - empty - from other states. Sad. And alarming.

So, if it's that bad, why havent' even more Californians elected to leave? Children. We come here, we meet Miss or Mr. Right, we get married and we start procreating. Then, one or two or three kids, or even more, result. And then you discover that the harder you work the farther behind you become. But by then it's too late. You can't leave. Your kids grow up, get married and then have kids of their own. Your kids now have your grandkids. Can you leave for tax-free Nevada or Texas and a better, cheaper life then? No, you can't.

In fact, if I were a commie pinko dumbass liberal weenie politician up in Sactyohorsesass, I would begin offering special tax preferences and direct payouts to those who start pumping out kids like a Xerox machine. These little "anchors" will insure you're stuck here, paying taxes until the day you drop dead. They'll then be able to take all your money and redistribute it to those I listed in the second paragraph above. Pretty scary, don't you think?