Your proprietor is under the weather, but before the cats quarantine us in the Bunker’s airlock, we wanted to make a brief note about a remarkable photograph that was sent to us by one of our great tipsters.

It’s from the new issue of Scientology’s Freewinds magazine, which is intended to entice Scientologists to spend a lot of money to come to the church’s private cruise ship and finish their “Bridge to Total Freedom” by attesting to “OT 8.”

This is the auditing level that all Scientologists are trying to attain, which bestows legendary “Operating Thetan” status on the long-suffering church member, who may have spent many years and anywhere between $500,000 and $2 million in course costs, auditing intensives, accommodations, and lots of donations along the way. But it’s all worth it: At OT 8, the superhuman powers every Scientologist is chasing finally arrive. After finishing the level, you should be able to leave your body at will with full perception, affect matter just with your thoughts, and be able to “mock up” a new reality — literally create miraculous effects simply by thinking of them.

For some reason, no Scientologist has ever demonstrated these powers. But that’s supposedly part of the game.

Anyway, we were very intrigued to see that one of the most recent OT 8 graduates is none other than Scientology lawyer Kendrick Moxon.

Moxon is a very longtime and loyal soldier for Scientology whose work goes back to the Guardian’s Office days of the Snow White Program. In fact, the government named Moxon an unindicted co-conspirator when eleven top Scientology officials were sent to prison after a 1977 raid revealed that Scientology was carrying out the largest domestic infiltration of the US government in its history.

Since then, he’s been a loyal mule for low-level litigation, involved in all kinds of cases (including the notorious Jason Scott affair that ended up destroying the Cult Awareness Network). And he and his wife Carla Moxon — another Snow White unindicted co-conspirator — are well known here in the Bunker for Carla’s claims that they used their Scientology powers to save Earth from an alien invasion. Or something.