Wednesday, March 26, 2008

We knew something was up. Our VIH was lying down all the time, complaining about not feeling well and being sick. And then we saw her actually getting sick. What was going on? What has happened to our wonderful pack leader? And then yesterday, she came home. With this picture:

Yes, we can hardly believe it ourselves. Our VIH is PREGNANT. We wonder what a baby smells like. We've never smelled one before. Something tells us things are going to be very different from now on.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Don't let the cute face fool you. After a bath I turn into a real psycho-doggy. Before bath time, I am charming and adorable. However, add a little water and shampoo and suddenly I become psychotic and out of control. I know these pictures are not good evidence of what I am trying to tell you, so I figured I would let the video do the talking. My mission: to rid my soaked coat of all water ASAP. It must come off, and it must come off now!

Being a part of a pack with our VIH is very tough. As you can see, here I am hard at work, deep in a visualization exercise of how I am going to get a treat before bed. It's all about the law of attraction... you visualize the treat... and then it will come to you!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Yes, everyone, it's time for the annual 2008 Chi Awards! Awards were presented to those Chihuahuas who have made significant contributions to the breed and/or made considerable advancements for Chihuahuas everywhere. Recipients of a 2008 Chi Award will be presented with the following trophy:

In addition, all recipients will receive a year's supply of Mother Hubbard's "Bac'nCheez" dog treats.

So let's begin. In the category of "Most Constructive Use Of Time While Owner Is Away", the Chi goes to:

for single-pawedly destroying a couch.

In the category of "Greatest Chihuahua Innovation", the Chi goes to:

for attempting to give Chihuahuas the ability to fly.

In the category of "Unique Costume Design", the Chi goes to:

for creating the "Sailor goes to a party!" look.

In the category of "Advancements in Patriotism", the Chi goes to:

for such outstanding use of the American flag and colors.

In the category of "Advancement in Chihuahua Lifestyle", the Chi goes to:

for making life much easier for Chis when taking a walk.

And finally, in the category of "Chihuahuas in Science", the Chi goes to:

for coming up with a new and innovative method of combating harmful radio waves that may fill our atmosphere.

Thank you to all the members of the Chi Academy that participated in the selection process for this year's winners!