DownTown DoucheBag; The act of popping ones collar, having your pants below your ass while wearing a belt, wearing shoes that are tied loosely, wearing your sunglasses indoors, wearing ANYTHING Ed Hardy, wearing your baseball caps cocked to the side, getting tribal tattoos, being a guido, styling your hair with way too much hair gel, and spending way too much time making sure your chin strap is a perfect line... And if you wear a beanie during the summer, you may think that you are a scenester but you're really just a douchebag.

No, I don't feel like going downtown for the bar crawl, there will be too many DTDBs