You ever seen Hanibal Colocaust ? Then you might also enjoy Porno Holocausti, which is supposedly a horror, except porny. Something about an island where the Italians did nuclear experiments in the 50s (as if, lol) and now there's mutated (=very large) crabs and maybe they infected people with their mutations or something. So a bunch of "scientists" go to "investigate", then they escape and celebrate by having sex. I wasn't really paying attention anymore by that point.

Anyway, I'm thinking it's all a matter of perspective. For instance, if you've ever seen that bottle before it clearly says Liquore Strega. However, if you've not, and especially if your name is or could be Joe, then it clearly says Whore Street. Doesn't it ?

Similarly, calling random things this-and-the-other holocaust is pretty funny, from one perspective. From some other perspective it's not nearly as funny, but that's mostly a dead perspective anyway. So therefore, article holocaust.

Also, watching [bad] vintage Italian porn is all intellectual and refined, from one perspective. Or you know, just stupid from the other perspective, seeing how Annj Goren'sii got nothing over Pamela Anderson, and the cinematography of the Silicon Valley (literally. it's a pun) nerds is so much better than whatever Kristal Film could come up with. And for that matter, guzzling imported obscure herbshit and lining up sluts in elaborate costume is a pinnacle of sexual achievement from one perspective, but perhaps an utter waste of time from the other, more domestic perspective. Who needs more than one woman anyway, and to what end would that woman need garters and a shaved muff ?

I consider perspective fluidity to be simultaneously my heaviest curse and greatest sin. Obviously, this is not so from various other perspectives.

Really it's Anna Maria Napolitano, which from one perspective is about as exotic as "Annj Goren", but from the other perspective is not nearly exotic enough, being about as banal as it can possibly get. [↩]

[...] other parillada shithole in this overgrown neoplasm of a village has a bottle of Liquore Strega aka Whore Street "for prestige" somewhere on a top shelfiv, yet the comparatively much more popular clear anise [...]

[...] parrillada shithole in this overgrown neoplasm of a village has a bottle of Liquore Strega aka Whore Street "for prestige" somewhere on a top shelfiv, yet the comparatively much more popular clear anise [...]

[...] One, round, metallic, painted blue pokes out on a corner, sending to the world it's message of "Danish Butt" before being sucked back into the formless arraignment. There's at least five recognizable laptops [...]

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