"There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women..."

"I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen."

- Gary Larson

"Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup."

- Gertrude Stein

"The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank."

- Sir James MacKintosh

"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity."

- Dave Barry

"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all."

- David Lynch

"Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."

- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"It's just like when you've got some coffee that's too black, which means it's too strong. What do you do - You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won't even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep."

- Malcolm X

"I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!"

- Tanya Masse

Unknown: - "Om du var min man skulle jag hälla gift i ditt kaffe."

Winston Churchill - Om du var min fru skulle jag dricka det kaffet."

"A little coffee. A little sunlight. Your troubles will get smaller."

- Richard Webber

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

- Abraham Lincoln

"To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions."

- Hugh Jackman

"That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t."

- J.D. Salinger

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

- Paul Erdos

"Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon."

- Jilly Cooper

"In New York I pretty much live in diners - I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee."

- Lana Del Rey

"Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee."

- AJ Lee

"If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover."

- David Letterman

"I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee."

- Burt Lancaster

"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?"

- Albert Camus

"We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup."

- Jerry Seinfeld

"He was my cream, and I was his coffee. And when you poured us together, it was something."

- Josephine Baker

"Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat."

- Johann Sebastian Bach

"The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it."