Speaking as a Real Live British Person(tm), I can confirm that Russell Brand’s accent is not a real accent that you can hear spoken regionally in any part of the British Isles either. He is that rare breed of English actors who make up a fake accent because real English accents don’t sound English enough to an American audience.

“When you slammed the door last night, I woke up and have felt sleep-deprived all day. To retaliate, I decided to wig the fuck out and dispose of all your clothes. I hope you get the point.” There, that’s a little better.

Perhaps it’s being a UNC fan on the verge of March Madness here in the US, but I read that first bit as “When you slam the Dook”! (That’s Duke U., UNC’s archrival, for all you non-US-college-basketball folks out there.)

Dave, take him to small claims or something, because I’m pretty sure in most civilized places, it’s an offense to dispose of someone’s property like that. Roommate is a complete asshole. Overreact much?

Depending on the value of the clothes, small claims court may not even be worth it. You have to pay court filing fees and other court fees before anything can even get rolling. And even if the judge rules in your favour, you won’t necessarily get the money back if the guy won’t pay you.

Surely when you take someone to court you include your legal costs in the amount you’re claiming(?) It’s a gamble if you’re not sure how strong your case is, but if you think you’ve really got a case there’s absolutely nothing to lose. I’d say someone stealing your property and destroying it, and then leaving a note to say that’s what they did, makes a pretty good case.

Love it! And since your nudist lifestyle has caused you to examine your body more closely, you’ve started an intense calorie-burning workout complete with lots of stretching, lunges and jumping around.

My neighbors do the same thing. Plus they’re a bunch of teenage boys and I am a mother with a small child. They guys had their parents call the landlord and tell him I’m harrassing them. They also spat on a sign I put up with a sleeping baby bunny cartoon that says, Please do not run on the stairs. They swear they weren’t the ones who did it but it wasn’t the 40yr-old upstairs or the family across the hall. I’ve lived here 2yrs they’ve lived here 3months. I’m so sick of this crap. I’d steal all their shit or do something equally nasty but the landlord said if I ever speak to them again I’m kicked out. (All I’ve ever said to them was “KEEP IT DOWN” may be 3xs)

Here’s the note I put up on my wall after the spitting incident, it’s none too passive, but it did the job.

Who-Ever Spit On This:

You’re disgusting

All I did was ask you to be quiet
If you can’t handle that it’s your problem not mine.
GROW UP
When you do you’ll realise how rediculous you’re being
My baby has the right to sleep at night without an adult waking her up because they think it’s “playtime”