Report 505 – The Kiss

To perfect its kissing technique, This one was given daily bubble baths, perfumed with a light gardenia scent, made-up with particular attention given to its lips (bright red lipstick and dark liner) and taken to a gay bar for a week.

Once inside, This one was under orders to find as many men as possible to take outside for a makeout session. Once outside, This one would begin by slowly kissing and nibbling its partner’s ears, then kissing and licking his neck, and finally tilting its head back and allowing itself to be kissed on the lips.