Look, we love Desiree Hartsock and we want her to use all of her time on The Bachelorette Season 9 to find the perfect guy for her. We hope she finds someone who likes to work out as much as she and her never-ending wardrobe of workout pants and hoodies, smiles and jokes and makes life look like a rolling good time, and you know, whatever it is she actually wants (someone who likes tents?). But just in case she wants our opinion on the matter, we have two words for her: Zack Kalter.

This 28-year-old Newport Beach resident (twinsies!) graduated from USC in 2009 with degrees in both business and psychology, and is hands down one of the most attractive humans we’ve ever seen. Besides having the education to back up his good looks, he also doesn’t have any student loans, which is super hot. Yes, we’re serious. Because of his baseballing skills, he got a full ride to the Trojan kingdom, was drafted by the Blue Jays in 2005, and returned to school when his sports career didn’t pan out.

But it isn’t all about the looks or money. Zack is also a devoted uncle to his sis’s darling offspring, and works as a children’s book publisher. His first book, Cosie’s Closet, will be released soon, and we can imagine how cute his and Des’s own little readers would be. Plus, he uses words like “domaining” and has a Pinterest board with pins like “Funzies” and “Interior Design.”

And when he’s not making our knees weak with all the aforementioned magic, he makes hilarious videos with his pals about his hatred for Valentine’s Day, and other unique views.