Summary: The plushie’s glare was a remarkable copy of his own. He’d have thought it impossible to infuse such annoyance into a stuffed doll, but the evidence sat uncomfortably in his hands. Prodding the doll, he snarled as several question sprang to mind: Who created the doll (though the crossed WWW on the doll’s tag answered the who, more or less, just not which of the Weasley brothers he should kill), and why create a plush likeness of himself? But, really, the main question that echoed over and over in his mind was: Why was the doll anatomically correct, and why had he found a copy of the plushie on Hermione’s workbench?

Summary: Books have always been Hermione's friend ... until one literally binds her to the insufferable Draco Malfoy. Freeing themselves seems impossible—will they be able to overcome the past or will they be stuck together forever? Written for the Winter 2007 DMHG Fic Exchange on Live Journal.