ELSEWHERE ON THE GTP NETWORK:

NFL superstar defensive end Jevon “The Freak” Kearse was arrested and charged with a DUI near the Vanderbilt University campus in Nashville, Tenn. early this morning. Jevon got popped by the Vandy police!! Before you wet your pants laughing, let me tell you that the Vandy po-po are not to be messed with. They pack some GIANT-ass heat! I’ve seen them pull people over, draw first- and ask questions later. Vandy’s one of the most expensive schools in the country, and there’s a LOT of high-end stuff that Daddy’s bought on that campus!

Vandy police pulled over Jevon’s Escalade at 4:42 AM CT after it was spotted “swerving at a high rate of speed.” After Jevon failed field sobriety tests, he refused to take a breathalyser. Cops immediately booked the six-foot-four, 265 lb. Tennessee Titans star into the Criminal Justice Center in downtown Nashville. He was released on $1,000 bond.

You ALSO don’t want to eff with Titan’s coach Jeff Fisher. Fisher is one fine, clean-livin’ guy. He crawled up superstar ex-Titan Steve (Air) McNair’s ASS when he got popped for a DUI while he was on the team, and the beloved Steve was not a troublemaker. I imagine The Freak is REALLY freakin’ right about now.