Randall Stevens. The "silent" silent partner. He's the guilty one, your Honor. The man with the bank accounts. It's where the filtering process starts. They trace anything, it's gonna lead to him. He's a phantom, an apparition. Second cousin to Harvey the Rabbit. I conjuredhim out of thin air. He doesn't exist...except on paper.

Stealing real identities is bad enough, but what kind of evil horrible bastard steals the identity of a fake person! It's an absolute outrage that they'd steal the identity of someone who can't fight back.

*yes, yes, I know it costs us all** money**except Capital One. And MBNA. And Chase. And...

Do you want credit card providers to start requiring people submit to DNA or fingerprinting or something for new applicants? Because the only way to combat this problem involves more intrusion into the privacy of all of their customers. Or rather, it involves requiring potential customers to submit to much more intrusive investigation before being issued credit.This isn't a good thing. People being dishonest and defrauding others usually isn't.

Now there's a coincidence - my friend Access Denied was recently telling me about about how he and his other buddy, Password Required, got in a fight over some girl named Stack Overflow not more than two days ago.

Now there's a coincidence - my friend Access Denied was recently telling me about about how he and his other buddy, Password Required, got in a fight over some girl named Stack Overflow not more than two days ago.

Interesting thought... 'stack overflow' does sound like a large boobs / small bra scenario.

Epicanis:"Synthetic Identity"? I thought those were called "corporations"...

Raises the question what exactly you could do with a synthetic ID that you couldn't do with a shell corporation? Both can borrow money or make purchases on credit, then skip out on the payments. In the case of a properly constructed shell, your true identity and personal liability is protected by law.

Or we are just sick of wading through the same first fifty posts of tired old tropes every goddamn time a story sort of sounds like that one movie most people have seen, and idiots act like you'll win a blowjob and the Ultimate Feast from Red Lobster if you're the quickest at GIS and copy/paste

ransack.:haemaker: Can't believe you farkers aren't versed in the classics.

Or we are just sick of wading through the same first fifty posts of tired old tropes every goddamn time a story sort of sounds like that one movie most people have seen, and idiots act like you'll win a blowjob and the Ultimate Feast from Red Lobster if you're the quickest at GIS and copy/paste

Now there's a coincidence - my friend Access Denied was recently telling me about about how he and his other buddy, Password Required, got in a fight over some girl named Stack Overflow not more than two days ago.

Interesting thought... 'stack overflow' does sound like a large boobs / small bra scenario.

Now there's a coincidence - my friend Access Denied was recently telling me about about how he and his other buddy, Password Required, got in a fight over some girl named Stack Overflow not more than two days ago.

I have a hell of a time ordering anything online. Just because my name is Denial O'Service Attack...

ransack.:haemaker: Can't believe you farkers aren't versed in the classics.

Or we are just sick of wading through the same first fifty posts of tired old tropes every goddamn time a story sort of sounds like that one movie most people have seen, and idiots act like you'll win a blowjob and the Ultimate Feast from Red Lobster if you're the quickest at GIS and copy/paste