The internet is really, really great
for porn
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
for porn
There's always some new site
for porn
I browse all day and night
for porn
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
for porn

The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn!
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!

I'm glad we have this new technology
for porn
Which gives us untold opportunity
for porn
Right from your own desktop
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
for porn!

The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn