If you forgot to buy me a Valentine’s day present, you can make it up to me by getting me some Goatse stickers! They might be super old meme by now, but they’re new to me. (the stickers, not goatse).
And I guess the stickers are not awesome if you don’t know all about the Goatse man. ( potentially not safe for work)
I’m serious! I want some of these stickers!!