Although we got word a few days ago that the formerly hard-pAArtying actress was still being investigated by authorities over her rehab assault on a Betty Ford staffer during her time at the facility last year, the Riverside DA announced today that they have decided NOT to prosecute her!

Spokesman John Hall said in a statement:

"We are not filing any charges in the Lindsay Lohan case due to insufficient evidence. It wasn't looked at any differently than other cases, and we didn't put any special priority on this. We also had to re-interview subsequent times several witnesses in the case."

Phew!

We doubt that anyone will ever know what really went down that night, but there was enough shadiness surrounding the situation for us to be glad that nothing further will come from the whole mess! That way Lindsay can focus on slithering her way out of trouble regarding the stolen necklace!

Best of luck, gurl. We want to see you put ALL of these headaches behind you!

Why the fuck would anyone wish this skank the best of luck? Why the fuck would Whoopi claim that she thinks Lindsanity is on her way to wonderfulness?

This bitch has done absolutely nothing in years except drink, drug, thieve, lie, manipulate and everything else to prove that she's a loser with zero redeeming qualities.
And she wears leather and fur quite frequently. A bitch who doesn't love and respect animals is a bitch that I wanna see go to jail (and for longer than 19 useless days).

Of course she got special treatment. She always gets special treatment eventhough she is no longer even remotely close to being a "star". She is famous for bad behavior that is nothing to be proud of. But now that she has gotten out of this she can go ont o do someting even worse and then hopefully spend a very ling time behind bars.

Just report the news Perez … stop putting your amateur opinions on subjects that you know nothing about. Oh yea…she got off yet again ….. this is why she is such a mess - no accountability. YOU KNOW WHAT ACCOUNTABILITY MEANS, right Perez. You felt it a couple of months ago when you said you were revamping your style. Guess people were right about you too - just a publicity stunt - you couldn't go the whole way…

This story is very strange to me. When a person goes into rehab is because that person is an addicted, normaly, to drugs. Wich means that the person is not on their right mind (it’s not that what drugs makes to us?? Pour judgement and crazy attitudes??). So let’s see ….someone like Lindsay, who is a user for many years, in the first month would be going through a painful process of detoxification, right??. With this being a fact, why exists the possibility of a process in the first place?? Do people who work in these clinics really expect that in the first months a heavily user such as Lindsay would be calm and peaceful? I find it odd you can sue someone that is in a rehab clinic for acting agressivily if they are confronted with a drug test, or if they acted histerically. It is not exactly what is expected to happen? For me this process is ridiculous. It is the same that sue a madman who is in a mental hospital for having acted like a madman …. after all was not by actions outside the normal pattern he was admitted in the first place? So they are arguing the possibility to sue an addict for acting like an addict?? only in the United States?.Is there something more hypocritical than this?

Re: love@Rio – That's good thinking. It's tricky. She's on probation, which is a little different from just being an addict in rehab. Plus it was alleged that she refused a drug test upon returning late from an 'outing' privilege outside the facility that she also returned 'late' from, and a physical scuffle over a phone/phone call which could be assault, which for a person on probation is another no-no. Plus it was rumored that her stated reason for being out of the rehab facility wasn't where she actually went, and some said went to a bar instead. Not that I have any real details other than what various media report.