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11.29.2010

Peyton, I kind of loved you...until I Facebook stalked you a little bit

Thank God Facebook wasn't around when I was younger---it might have ruined my childhood crush on Brian Sipe (I loved me some Cardiac Kids back when we had season tickets in the Dawg Pound. Yes, my parents thought brining a 4-6 year old to the original Dawg Pound back in the early 80's was a good idea.) Anyway if Facebook had existed, I might have learned that Brian Sipe liked to kick puppies or something and I would be over him faster than you could say "Get in Shape, Girl"

So cut to my modern day Browns crush, Peyton Hillis. I know I am not alone in this crush. Those biceps, those eyes, that athletic ability....hold on, I might need a moment here. So a little Facebook stalking later and I am looking at Peyton Hillis' likes (profile is private but the likes are visible). I expected the hunting ones. I expected to see some Arkansas ones. I guess I shouldn't have been too surprised about the conservative ones. But Payton, you are hurting my feelings with Sarah Palin. And then I moved on to the movies----A Walk to Remember, My Sister's Keeper, Clueless, Made of Honor, Dear John?????

I feel like I always do after a little Facebook stalking time....a little dirty and totally crushed.