I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser

To celebrate our one-year birthday as a nonprofit, we’re giving back! The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae (OSS) worked with a source of St. Louis local pride, “Tiny Little Monster” to develop and print our design concept for our first fundraiser, the…

“I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser”

Make no mistake, buying this shirt will help fund abortions in Missouri!

We present an updated look to the old crowd favorite with our new and improved “I’m Fucked” tee. Though the “Fuck Trump” tee craze was quite the fashion rage since late 2016, the OSS couldn’t resist memorializing one of the most unforgettable statements ever said by a president… On a shirt for abortion access.

(Shirt lighter gray than background)

This playful shirt is a real conversation starter, and we enjoy exercising our First Amendment rights in order to bring you this epic creation. This shirt is a bona fide historical artifact, to be handed down for generations! May we never forget! Sport one proudly at your local Pride events! Great gift idea!

Why Buy This Fucked Shirt?

Our I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser is in support of something Lilituan Satanists hold dearly: autonomy. 100% of the profits from our “I’m Fucked” limited edition tee sales will be donated to the Gateway Women’s Access Fund. GWAF is a Missouri nonprofit reproductive rights advocacy group, whose mission is “to provide public education and support for people needing reproductive health services, primarily by providing financial assistance to Missouri residents who cannot afford the full cost of abortion care.”

With Missouri’s lack of access to science-based affordable reproductive healthcare options, statistics show the number of unintended pregnancies will only rise. In limiting access to abortion procedures, more patients will find themselves in need of financial assistance to obtain an abortion elsewhere. Statistics also show restrictive abortion laws do little to prevent patients from seeking the procedure. We ask you to help fund access to healthy legal abortion procedures to patients in Missouri with your purchase.

An “I’m Fucked” tee will help offset the exorbitant cost of obtaining a legal abortion procedure in Missouri, or, just across the border in IL, where many patients have been forced to cross state lines in order to have their legal healthcare needs met at the Hope Clinic in Granite City, IL. The rising cost to obtaining abortion procedures in Missouri are a result of the state government’s restrictive reproductive healthcare laws which create an undue financial burden (amongst others) on the patient. These laws cruelly and craftily affect Missouri low-income citizens the most, but you can help… buy this shirt!

If you’d rather skip this amazing shirt and donate to the Gateway Women’s Access Fund directly, be our guest! Click me!

May science and reason always triumph over myth and superstition… Ave Lilitu!

Founded in 2017, The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae was established as a 501c(3) nonprofit in February of 2018. It is our duty to Witness, Measure, and Pronounce. It is our will to alleviate suffering where we are able, to educate when necessary, and to stand for the voice of reason when summoned by the effects of arbitrary powers.