Kelly Brook in a Bikini is Making Me Cry

Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados over the weekend, and just for the record, I would without hesitation punch every single tooth out of Rihanna, Chris Brown, Mel Gibson, his infant love-child and Michael Jackson’s corpse for 30 seconds with this. (10 if she says “Call me, Mary Poppins. Practically perfect in every way but specifically right here in the breasts.”)