Logano has a 21-race sponsorship deal and in the past has sported Split/Second, Mario Kart Wii, BioShock 2 and Modern Warfare 2 front and center during his NASCAR Nationwide series races. Tonight, Logano races in North American track motorsports' longest race, the Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte Motor Speedway (where his sponsor is Home Depot, as it's a Sprint Cup race).

So let's give Joey a hood decal that you could see wheeling into the winners' circle tonight. And no, I'm not imagining him pulling on a ballcap and crediting the No. 20 RapeLay Toyota crew for giving him a super car that just run real good tonight, either. Let's have some standards here. But the esoteric and ridiculous are definitely what I have in mind.