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When Chimpanzees Attack Humans: Loss of Habitat May Lead to Increased Conflict

The team investigated eleven attacks, carrying out victim interviews and found that although the families of attack victims felt angry and fearful toward chimpanzees after attacks, some drew on their traditional beliefs to explain why chimpanzees were respected, protected, and could not hurt them, even when attacks occurred. Furthermore attacks occurred during periods that coincided with a lack of wild foods, increased levels of crop-raiding, and periods of human cultivation.

The team concluded that the conservation of primate habitat is crucial to preventing resource based attacks on humans by primates. They also considered measures which could be taken by the villagers, including the removal of specific fruit trees which may attract the chimpanzees, or keeping any transported food out of sight.

"In general people should keep calm, try not to scream and avoid running off or scattering, especially within groups," said Dr Kimberley Hockings from the New University of Lisbon in Portugal, a co-guest editor of the special issue. "In the village we recommended that children should not be left alone near forest boundaries."

This research is published as part of a special issue on ethnoprimatology, a discipline which seeks to understand the relationship between humans and primates from ecological, social and cultural perspectives.

"The relationship between humans and nonhuman primates worldwide is complex. Wild animals attack hundreds of people globally every year and while most nonhuman primates are fearful of humans certain species such as chimpanzees and baboons have a higher tendency to attack," said Hockings.

Now, I will grant you that it is rare, but they do attack humans.

I've completely forgotten which tribes share habitat with chimps, but 6'4" might not be anything special at all if they live near some of the tribes known for great height (I don't think they overlap - if I remember correctly, most of the notably tall tribes are desert nomads).

And, just because it's freaky, here's a link to a study concerning the possible spread of disease between chimps and humans due to human on chimp predation and chimp on human predation. (it's a pdf, so you may have to download)

It really doesn't concern this argument, because the chimp on human predation only includes attacks on kids 5yo and younger, but it's pretty interesting because the kids aren't just attacked, they are attacked, then dragged off to a more secure place to be eaten (looks like 3 of the 8 cases they talk about were completely eviscerated).

Well I cant post links, so you will have to put this together: you tube chimp vs man = ZtucwBlNr3A But the man in the video is far from any type of fighter, and lots of opportunity for him to strike in the fight. Might not be so cut and dry. Though the guy in the video can run away like Brock.

Wow! Wow! Wow! And people continue to add their.....insights to this. Guys, incase you couldn't tell I bumped this as a joke to illustrate how stupid people were talking about this pointless BS. Just wanted to make that clear.....proceed.

Wow! Wow! Wow! And people continue to add their.....insights to this. Guys, incase you couldn't tell I bumped this as a joke to illustrate how stupid people were talking about this pointless BS. Just wanted to make that clear.....proceed.