“After Kim filed for divorce, she offered Kris a $10 million payoff, with the agreement that he would not continue to pursue an annulment to their marriage on the grounds of fraud,” a source told Radar exclusively.

“Kris flatly rejected the offer because it has never been about money for him,” the source says. “He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience, when he finds someone special. Kris is deeply religious and he believes that the only way he can do that is if his marriage to Kim is annulled.”

It makes sense; Kim wants Kris out of the picture quickly so the media will focus on her and her quickie pregnancy instead of her quickie marriage to a man she didn’t care about.

But Kardashian’s rep denies the report.

“This is obviously yet another inaccurate report that lacks facts. No such deal was ever made,” her rep said.

I mean she is worth more, why not pay him spousal support. I mean its the legal thing to do. Hey HUMP, play her like she played you. You could prolly squeeze out about 10 more mill to cover the taxes, lawyers, etc., so you can actually have 10mill, its only right.

He on some, you wanna keep her, you gon have to PAY ME, type of chit.
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And Kanye will be paying out of the ass on this one watch. smh. Kim just needs to go ahead and admit it was a fraud so that man will sign the papers.

The thing is if KIm Admits it was a Fraud,That makes the pre nup null and VOID!!
and he will get wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy ore than the 10mill
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She needs to just do that! They are gonna be married when this new baby is like 5, still in court fighting. smdh.

Nakeya_j says:
She needs to just do that! They are gonna be married when this new baby is like 5, still in court fighting. smdh
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Oh the hilarity of it!!
All three of em are getting what they deserve . .
Kris Knew damn well this was for Jokes and CASH
Kim Knew she was NOT IN2 dufus
Kanye Knew Kim was Kris’ wife when he was dycking her down raw

man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….

man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….

man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….

man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….
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Age: 29
Sex: m
I have friends
Kids: 1, 8 year old daughter
Favorite Poster: hard one im a go with sam strictly off the lips, im still new tho
Favorite Sexual Postion: missionary, her left leg on my right shoulder, my hands gripping both her cheeks
Do you glaze donuts: no clue what this means, im straight tho lol
Do you toss salad: answered this already
college graduate
corp thug
guess me having a degree, a good job dont matter though

man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….

Since I didn’t get no damn welcome package mannnn
Age: 32
Sex: Male
Single, Married, Divorced, In a Relationship: Divorced
Kids: 3 (16 y/o son, 12 y/o twins boy/girl)
Favorite Posters: Fay, OTB, and Doesn’t Talk To Strangers
Favorite Sexual Postion: Yours
Do you glaze donuts: Like there is no tomorrow
Do you toss salad: One won’t, one will…May as well be me who does.

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Fugg, I had to take the grandman and I down cause ya’ll was talking some terrible and his ear are sensitive…..why you ain’t answer then?
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It ain’t 10 but its mor than 3.5 grams.

His parents are catholic, not sure if he practices but for PRACTICING catholics, it’s a HUGE deal to try and get the marriage annulled in order to marry again. I know this FIRST hand. You CANNOT get married in the Catholic church if you were married before unless that marriage is annulled and it goes through the church for approval and they have to talk to both sides of the party, etc. It’s a really big deal.

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Fugg, I had to take the grandman and I down cause ya’ll was talking some terrible and his ear are sensitive…..why you ain’t answer then?
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It ain’t 10 but its mor than 3.5 grams.

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Fugg, I had to take the grandman and I down cause ya’ll was talking some terrible and his ear are sensitive…..why you ain’t answer then?
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It ain’t 10 but its mor than 3.5 grams.

I promise, it’ll be fun!

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I just got a little moist reading this right here
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Just in time, cause my mouth was a lil parched.

well im here to laugh cause in afew hours i have 2 have a phone meeting to make decisions regarding his condition and such…so im nervous about what they are gna ask me cause im NOT consenting to removing him from the ventilator…i wont EVER consent 2 that

well im here to laugh cause in afew hours i have 2 have a phone meeting to make decisions regarding his condition and such…so im nervous about what they are gna ask me cause im NOT consenting to removing him from the ventilator…i wont EVER consent 2 that

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Pray on it Bad….God will give you strength with what ever decisions you have to make. ing for you

im too big to be getting whoopings, how about you just sit on my chin, im sure that will make you feel better

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Fugg all yalll…this is my e-bew right here *grabs hand and takes you to the corner* sucker for tall men!!!!! *fans*
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Now I got to find somebody else to hold muh dyck!!

I’ve been trying not to work today so I stepped away from my desk…came back, started reading comments…I LIKE today’s topic of choice. I’ve been tryna kick my bad habit but the comment section on this blog will have me in his bed tonight!

im too big to be getting whoopings, how about you just sit on my chin, im sure that will make you feel better

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Fugg all yalll…this is my e-bew right here *grabs hand and takes you to the corner* sucker for tall men!!!!! *fans*
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Now I got to find somebody else to hold muh dyck!!

EyesofScorpio is it that serious? I though topics changed and e-feelings got left behind after midnight or something. If I remembered your name, I would have said it. I don’t go back to posts from over an hour ago to dig stuff up.

I’ve been trying not to work today so I stepped away from my desk…came back, started reading comments…I LIKE today’s topic of choice. I’ve been tryna kick my bad habit but the comment section on this blog will have me in his bed tonight!

man listen, when im in a relationship i’m a lick whatever makes her cream up so i can slide in with less effort, if im licking the split and graze the shooter and she moans and clenches tighter. then im a suck spit lick on it till she ask for the DIZNICK im grown, if i aint licking what she like then jody is. im all about pleasing my chick. i cant ask to bust on her face if she cant bust on mine…….

Welp ladies and gents, my boss told me I can roll, and seeing as how I’d rather be at home eating crab legs, I’m out! lol Have a happy, fun, safe, sexy weekend everyone!!!….And I don’t have my kid this weekend….*thinks of all types of stuff to get into* Bye Guys!!!

well im here to laugh cause in afew hours i have 2 have a phone meeting to make decisions regarding his condition and such…so im nervous about what they are gna ask me cause im NOT consenting to removing him from the

ventilator…i wont EVER consent 2 that
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Oh wow I can’t imagine how u are feeling right now but stay strong!! Wishing your father a full recovery

Shout out to them freshman..on SR striaght flexing.
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I did say I was leaving right, but I saw this^^^ and my brain straigh started dancing and said “pop a molly I’m sweatin, whoooo” lol ok bye for real!

Shout out to them freshman..on SR striaght flexing.
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I did say I was leaving right, but I saw this^^^ and my brain straigh started dancing and said “pop a molly I’m sweatin, whoooo” lol ok bye for real!

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That Trinidad James is a mess. When me and my friends saw the video we thought it was a parody. He’s coming here tomorrow for a concert, with $70 tixs. Talking bout you get a bottle too…hell I need that bottle to be $68.99.

if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their ****
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*while waiting on her bf so we can go get crabs*

EVERY INCH OF THIS SENTENCE!!!! All in court, like, Judge he told me it was 9 inches and I get to the house and get his clothes off and it looks like 3 or 4. What I’ma do with that?! hahahahahahahah. No they should wear warning signs.

This one time I was with a guy who kept bragging on his shyt. Came in with like 8 Magnums. Had me all ready for a big mac and nucca served me a slider. It was like giving a tic tac to a whale. that shyt didn’t even touch the sides. And the kicker was he was moaning so loud, I did realize that I had 123 tiles on my ceiling and that there was a crack in the left hand corner of the crown molding near my closet.

if folks can sue subway for lying about their inches, nigguhs should also be sued for lying on their ****
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*while waiting on her bf so we can go get crabs*

EVERY INCH OF THIS SENTENCE!!!! All in court, like, Judge he told me it was 9 inches and I get to the house and get his clothes off and it looks like 3 or 4. What I’ma do with that?! hahahahahahahah. No they should wear warning signs.
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Some of yah need to waer a sign that says **My wall aint been shyt since 98**

ysoserious says:
@GYPS
I’m putting my money on you cause you can look Kaybe in the eye in the right fck me pumps.
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i love a chick in dope heels…….. she gotta keep em on till i say take em off tho
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In the right pumps I’m 6’4″ and just don’t turn on the ceiling fan cause I don’t want to get my heels cut by the blades…BRING IT!

man listen, at least you guys have 2 other hole options…what we got…you lying on your **** my next option is the next nigguh or a toy
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But that 1 hole out trumps those other 2 holes.

ysoserious says:
@GYPS
I’m putting my money on you cause you can look Kaybe in the eye in the right fck me pumps.
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i love a chick in dope heels…….. she gotta keep em on till i say take em off tho
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In the right pumps I’m 6’4? and just don’t turn on the ceiling fan cause I don’t want to get my heels cut by the blades…BRING IT!
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no shade… I don’t think…
but is it always HER fault if yall falling in?
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No im sure that i dude can be short enough for that to happen but if it feels like im humping air and i eventually have to say (Okay this aint gonna work just give me some head) then im sure in this case it was her fault…

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Only on weekends??? We have them on every corner and 2 on each corner in the hood and they don’t never close. I went to one by my house after 11ish, they were playing 400 degrees and knee-grows was walking round with red solo cups. I was like what the what? lol

OutsidetheBox says:
Ahhh CHIT PANDORA! BETTY WRIGHT!!!
There was an old lady sittin’ under a tree
She called me over and she said to me
“My days left here may not be long…
I wouldn’t waste my time tellin’ you nothin’ wrong!
But love is a flower that needs the sun and the rain
A little bit of pleasure’s worth a whole lot of pain!
If you learn this secret.. how to forgive
A longer and better life you’ll live”
No pain..No pain.. no pain..No pain
No gain..No gain… mmmmm
*stevie wonder head nod*
Be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the streets..
You can’t show your teeth to every guy you meet
It’s alright to be a little sweet
But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets
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This will always be the shyt here….Betty Wright school these youngsters will you please.
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Has anybody in here successfully had sex in water other than the shower? Once my pretty parts are actually under water, I can’t have sex without lube. I’ve tried the pool, jacuzzi, ocean, bath.. it never works without the lube and I can’t be walking around the pool, jacuzzi or beach with lube… and I can’t ask dude to lick me off before hand because I don’t want him having to drink the pool chemicals or salt water of the ocean just to have sex.

Had my eye on a chick for the first semester would see her in the commons all the time never tried talking to her, found out her good friend was in a bio class with me she put me on with her

she invited me to the crib during a hurricane i ran across the yard in hurricane force winds to get the box

get to the room there were no lights, we talked, chatted flirted, she pretty much started feeling around grabbed the man meat and it was going down, she sucked on me i sucked on her its time for action

i throw the condom on she was like its too dry * college condoms i may have had that condom since the summer before* but anyway it was dry on the outside she was like i got some vaseline on the dresser. its pitch black in the room i feel around find the first thing that felt like it could be used as lube, squirt some one my hands rub it in the condom

i start working it shes moaning she gets louder then she starts saying ” its burning its burning” i tell her i can change the stroke she was like NO ITS BURNING , i say it cant be i have a codom on she says NO NIGRA ITS HOT ITS BURNING

i get up she pushes me off and runs and SITS HER WHOLE BOTTOM IN THE TOILET she is screaming ” what did you do to me”

i grab the bottle and my cell phone off the floor and its

JUST FOR ME HAIR RELAXER

i get my clothes on and run back across the yard tell my boys about it, i couldnt look chick in her face again while i was there, they called me BIG PERM for the rest of that semester i transfered to HOWARD the next year….

OutsidetheBox says:
*Gator chomp* @Goat How you bleed?
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Garnet & Gold……..
I can look past you being a Gator fan tho. I still fcuks wit you
_____________ Goat, you’s a Seminole too?
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Hell Yeah I Am!!! What set you claiming??

:ontopic: kris humphries irks me to no end. He needs to move on with his life already. I think kim kardashian just makes bad romantic decisions. the only difference is that her decisions are broadcasted while ours are hidden.

@Bad
YOU IN VEGAS??? I don’t know why i thought you were heading to Texas Imma come see you gurl once you get all settled and thangs…I’ll just go see Nikke first and then go eat some crabs with OTB, to give you some time

so, Kabyeyou… if you ever in the Bay Area, we can have an affair okay? .. okay.

My only requirements are that we pop in to the clinic to take the quickie 20 min tests and we use condoms.

Also, I will put it on a sticky note to mark all hazardous hair products with a red marker before we meet. I will take the person’s advice up top to bring some shea butter since I’m still working on the sex in the water thing.

I think kim kardashian just makes bad romantic decisions. the only difference is that her decisions are broadcasted while ours are hidden.
^^^ I could get with u until she did a whole made for tv special..I’ve heard of chics marrying a man for his money but…..I dunno many regular chicks who marry to earn money (especially if they’re already rich)

so, Kabyeyou… if you ever in the Bay Area, we can have an affair okay? .. okay.

My only requirements are that we pop in to the clinic to take the quickie 20 min tests and we use condoms.

Also, I will put it on a sticky note to mark all hazardous hair products with a red marker before we meet. I will take the person’s advice up top to bring some shea butter since I’m still working on the sex in the water thing.

Let’s plan for summer?

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bet as soon as i get back from the dominican republic my next trip will be to cali……. hold on i think im in San jose for a conference in April…….

This post is about Kris H and Kim K. She offered him 10 mil to go away but that is only enough to keep him in crayons and paste for like a year so he turned it down. Some said milk Kimye’s accounts as dry as her cooch some don’t give a sht.

Kabye and Goat were getting serviced by Diva who lost her church hat and ain’t tryna find it no time soon. Chan had to leave and Cougar Lover is somewhere deep in a Fleshlight cause he doesn’t measure up.

Speaking of, Mannie said that men should sue for loose pussy if women can sue for short ****s, as OTB suggested. This is funny on more than one level to more than one person though my comments seemed to have been the ones run him off. Again.

Oh, His is going through some things and needs your prayers. If you could throw in one to help her be sht, that would be appreciated.

This recap has been brought to you by YSoSerious, a thuggish, ruggish, bitch apparently.

Little Know Fact: Did you know that KABYEYOU is like a 6+ footer? Get into that. BUT he likes the pubes bone straight so..
_____________________________________________________________ What in dey hell does that mean…WHITE PUN-NANA? or…straight pubes as in RELAXER applied?…which begs another question: Are white people’s pubes straight like petting a wet seal?

Ermahgad <— what is this
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It's valley girl for OMG!!! GEEEEEESSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..Miss Harlem, i expect more from the beautiful ones.
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Oooo; thanks cause I was sitting here spelling ish backwards and sideways trying to figure it out

Why wouldnt the bish give him an annulment? Would that then mean she ows him alamony or sumthin. I dont get it, sorry if someone already answered that, i havent read the comments yet. I think she thought she loved him in the begining of their relationship, but by the time she snapped out of the lust it was to late. Like 10 mil in wedding planning late.

I ain’t been able to play all day b/c my Corky lookin co-worker don’t want to be sh!t today……and HE has to be in here by hisself tomorrow, wtf am I workin so hawd fuh? ……AND I got a sh!tty raise….well its the norm but it still amounts up to less than a piece of smashed copper metal. Ugh!

Pumpkin Mama it is a struggle but we had a long talk Saturday and i’m glad I’m waiting he seems to appreciate the fact that I’m not trying to offer up my cookies (he is fione) and that I geniunely interested in what he is talking about. He is very respectful and attentive
I like him I really do I can see myself with him so I want to take my time and date him

Awww that is so sweet. My boo thang told me the other night that he loves that I’m a hoe. I gave it up on the 1st night. Met him in 2008. I just told him my real feeling for him the other night. I love that man.His kisses make me melt