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Screwy News - Tuesday November 15, 2011

by Screwy News,posted Nov 15 2011 9:11AM

Has this ever happened to you?

Yesterday , at 3:00am, in Wisconsin, a 22 year old woman FLIPPED OUT because of something that's made us all want to flip out at some point...McDonalds switching between their breakfast and regular menus. She wanted a cheeseburger, they said breakfast only, and she created such a scene that the police had to be called and remove her from the roof of her car.

A guy was flying back to boston on sunday after a vacation in Iceland, when he noticed $300 bucks in a flight attendants purse. He took it and locked himself in the bathroom. Tried to flush it cause he knew he had been caught.
He was arrested when the wheels touched down.

A 42 yearold woman of three kids in Venice Florida found she had terminal cancer and less than a year to live. So she gave her wedding ring to her unmarried sister, and asked her to TAKE HER PLACE after she died. And the sister agreed. She stepped in as a wife and mom, and married her sister's husband three monthsafter her funeral.