Ninja Chef is by far the awesomest living being in existance. He is so awesome that his awesomeness cannot be described by mortal words. NOTE: Ninja does not allow bad language on his page and therefore, it is censored.

Contents

Ninja Chef has no past, present, or future because he is past, present, and future. Because of this, his origins are unknown. Scientists, however, believe that Ninja Chef originated as an especially cool ninja who embraced the way of a chef.

Ninja Chef practices the sacred art of Foodjitsu. This fighting technique can only be used by Ninja Chef and is invincible. Therefore, many people in white labcoats believe Ninja Chef to be invincible, although it is obvious that he is.

Not Nice Ninja Chef (also called "triple N.C.") is the eviltwin of Ninja Chef. Not Nice Ninja Chef went on a career of horrible crimes, such as calling random strangers bad names, jay walking, stepping on grass in areas that have "Keep Off Grass" signs on them, returning videos to rental stores without rewinding them first, and other twistedly evil acts of horror. Eventually, Ninja Chef dualed his brother to the death, resulting in Triple N.C.'s demise, ressurection, rise to power, and complete annihilation.

North Carolina was given it's name as an honor to Ninja Chef. Ninja Chef and North Carolina had the same initials, but Ninja Chef would not have anything else use his name. Luckily, the state was just North of South Carolina, and was therefore given the name, North Carolina.

Of the many Jesii, Ninja Chef be a homie with each one, yo. They be tight brudda'. This be why Ninja Chef be called "Friend of the Jesii," yo. If you diss Ninja Chef, then the Jesii will be on yo' *** so fast dat you won't know what hit ya!

"If you don't know what you're talking about, then you should probably shuttup."

"He who thinks he is a she should not voice his opinion about such a misconception as thinking it is her opinion for fear that he should be mocked by the public because he is most definately not a she."

"If you get pwned, you should accept it. For the person who pwned you shall surely be pwned by another, thus freeing you from pwnship."