Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love… does not conquer all.

Captain My Captain

Must clarify that this came about because we were watching The Big Bang Theory and I must also note I’ve never watched a single episode of Star Trek other than the animated episode that Gwen forced me to watch.

Him: Do you even know who Wil Wheaton is?

Me: Of course I do.

Him: Well?

Me: He was in Star Trek and Stand By Me.

Him: Well who did he play in Star Trek?

Me: [thinking]

Him: See! You don’t know!

Me: I do know that the Star Trek he was on had also the guy from Reading Rainbow!

If you were a true fan you would read some of the fan fiction, like the ones that have Worf and Wesley coupling. “Come to my cabin, boy, and I’ll show you what wormhole means.” Seriously – I read that in an article by an editor who was pleading with the trekkies to stop sending in stories.

I wasn’t aware that “Wanna watch some Star Trek?” was forcing. I should have said “Wanna move to Canada?” a long time ago apparently.
And I have to say I’m impressed. I mean, you’re still lacking but it’s a major improvement. My plan is working.