Hurricane Truther Limbaugh Evacuates Florida After Convincing Listeners Not To

After Rush Limbaugh told his Tuesday listeners the media coverage of Hurricane Irma was nothing more than liberals pushing their climate change agenda, the Hurricane Truther decided Thursday he needs to scurry out of the superstorm’s path like the water-rat he is.

Limbaugh told this to listeners of the Rush Limbaugh Show on Thursday:

“May as well… announce this. I’m not going to get into details because of the security nature of things, but it turns out that we will not be able to do the program here tomorrow,” Limbaugh said Thursday. “We’ll be on the air next week, folks, from parts unknown.”

What a blowhard, and a coward. According to Limbaugh, it would be legally impossible for him to stay broadcasting in south Florida.

Yeah, right, that’s the ticket, Rush. Legal issues. It’s got nothing to do with the fact that Hurricane Irma is a real and deadly Cat 5 storm. Or that Florida’s Republican governor has ordered a mandatory evacuation. Nah, it’s not all that. Your attorney called it, he made the decision. Right. As the saying goes, Rush, denial ain’t a river. So I hope you own a large canoe or at least two dozen pool noodles. You’ll probably need them to come back after it’s all over.

Sadly, as CNN security analyst Juliette Kayyem noted, while this fat cigar-smoking conspiracy freak gets himself the hell out of Dodge, his fanbase of lemmings may stay behind in part because he wrote off the storm as a conspiracy.

Rush Limbaugh spent show mocking fears raised by scientists @ #Irma. People listen to that, they believe him. Now HE is evacuating. #shame

So there is a desire to advance this climate change agenda, and hurricanes are one of the fastest and best ways to do it. You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic. You don’t need a hurricane to hit anywhere. All you need is to create the fear and panic accompanied by talk that climate change is causing hurricanes to become more frequent and bigger and more dangerous, and you create the panic, and it’s mission accomplished, agenda advanced.

Limbaugh’s take on the hurricane path was that it would curve into the Atlantic, and even if it did so, “official” meteorologists and the media would have accomplished their goal. “Official” meaning left-wing scientists and news outlets.

As always the conservative windbag was full of hot air. Now he’s blowing smoke up his own conspiratorial ass.

Limbaugh said he’d be off the air for the next few days and would return the next week from parts unknown. Unfortunately, he didn’t encourage his listeners to evacuate themselves. Not only that, he didn’t recant his previous statements.

Instead, he said this:

The views expressed by the host of this program [are] documented to be almost always right 99.8 percent of the time. There is a reason for that. because we engage in a relentless and unstoppable pursuit of the truth and we find and proclaim it and that happens to drive people crazy.

If it ends up not hitting where you are, hits somewhere else, you might temporarily breathe a sigh of relief, but you’re still gonna think, ‘Man, there might be something to this climate change.’ Do not doubt me, with everything being politicized, of course, it is an objective of some, not everybody, of course, but some of the people involved here.

Limbaugh hasn’t told anyone where he’s going. And you know what, I could care less as long as goes away.