I think the permanent existence of a swear in your title would unbalance Tweedy, and send him on a ban and or murder spree. How about we just have all the ranks be cat breeds? Something everyone can enjoy.

I propose that the top spot be changed to "Giant Squid" (as someone previously suggested). I also propose that Mega Beast-named spots be distinct beasts. Keep Hellephant as the highest, but replace the other two with classic contenders like Lucifoul or Squid Vicious.