Umm, I would say castle of the winds, but that game is so old, I doubt anyone here has played it, so instead. I say, the Goron bracelet from LoZ:OoT.

I learned to never use a scroll that you got off a body that fell from the sky.

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Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:54 am

ctcmjh

Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:42 pmPosts: 6020Location: Washington

Re: Things you've learned from video games.

(( I was actually thinking of Final Fantasy, but that works too!))Elder Scrolls Morrowind!

I learned that you can poach rare wild creatures and shove them into small containment areas. Then you make them cockfight against creatures that others have poached, and place bets on it. You then proceed to massacre massive amounts of weaker creatures so that your creatures learn to love battle and get stronger. Through your travels, you learn that you can laugh in the face of Creationism and Darwinism by forcing these creatures to evolve with huge changes over the course of seconds. This can be achieved if the creature has murdered enough other creatures or if you shove a magic stone into their body. All of these creatures lay eggs, and can reproduce with creatures that are vastly different than it, and the offspring are same creature as the mother or the father, and never as a crossbreed. They send out untrained unskilled ten year old's out to capture these creatures.

I learned that you can poach rare wild creatures and shove them into small containment areas. Then you make them cockfight against creatures that others have poached, and place bets on it. You then proceed to massacre massive amounts of weaker creatures so that your creatures learn to love battle and get stronger. Through your travels, you learn that you can laugh in the face of Creationism and Darwinism by forcing these creatures to evolve with huge changes over the course of seconds. This can be achieved if the creature has murdered enough other creatures or if you shove a magic stone into their body. All of these creatures lay eggs, and can reproduce with creatures that are vastly different than it, and the offspring are same creature as the mother or the father, and never as a crossbreed. They send out untrained unskilled ten year old's out to capture these creatures.

*Goes to the corner and cries over his destroyed childhood*

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Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:44 pm

IceKitsune

Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:35 pmPosts: 4777Location: Ohio

Re: Things you've learned from video games.

Teh Brawler Wrote:

ctcmjh Wrote:

I learned that you can poach rare wild creatures and shove them into small containment areas. Then you make them cockfight against creatures that others have poached, and place bets on it. You then proceed to massacre massive amounts of weaker creatures so that your creatures learn to love battle and get stronger. Through your travels, you learn that you can laugh in the face of Creationism and Darwinism by forcing these creatures to evolve with huge changes over the course of seconds. This can be achieved if the creature has murdered enough other creatures or if you shove a magic stone into their body. All of these creatures lay eggs, and can reproduce with creatures that are vastly different than it, and the offspring are same creature as the mother or the father, and never as a crossbreed. They send out untrained unskilled ten year old's out to capture these creatures.

*Goes to the corner and cries over his destroyed childhood*

Nice going ctcmjh you have destroyed two childhoods. *Goes and joins Teh Brawler in the corner also crying*

Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:49 pm

Auzzo

Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 11:27 pmPosts: 160Location: Canada, Eh?

Re: Things you've learned from video games.

I have learned that the Sky is not the Limit! (Super Mario Galaxy(2))I have learned that Civil War could be happening in another Galaxy. (Lost Planet 2)

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Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:23 pm

DarkHeartsAndSuch

Joined: Mon May 24, 2010 2:14 pmPosts: 887Location: A few (hundred) miles north of NYC.

Re: Things you've learned from video games.

I learned that aliens are either really, really advanced, or just a bunch of bugs.I learned that if you poke a polar bear over and over again, it'll explode nuclearly. (those two are from the same one)I learned that keys can do anything.I learned that people can play sports underwater without breathing.I learned that committing suicide creates two new people.

Good Luck!

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"Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!"

i learned that a grappling hook and a parachute make an awesome comboi learned that blowing stuff up will cause chaosi learned that if you open a parachute at the last minute, you'll live no matter how far you've fallen

I learned that aliens are either really, really advanced, or just a bunch of bugs.I learned that if you poke a polar bear over and over again, it'll explode nuclearly. (those two are from the same one)I learned that keys can do anything.I learned that people can play sports underwater without breathing.I learned that committing suicide creates two new people.

Good Luck!

1 and 2 are Starcraft, 3 is Kingdom Hearts, and not sure about the last two...

devils Wrote:

i learned that a grappling hook and a parachute make an awesome comboi learned that blowing stuff up will cause chaosi learned that if you open a parachute at the last minute, you'll live no matter how far you've fallen

all those are from the same game

I learned that you can write pretty much anything on a notepad and it'll become real.

Joined: Mon May 24, 2010 2:14 pmPosts: 887Location: A few (hundred) miles north of NYC.

Re: Things you've learned from video games.

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Felix Wrote:

DarkHeartsAndSuch Wrote:

I learned that aliens are either really, really advanced, or just a bunch of bugs.I learned that if you poke a polar bear over and over again, it'll explode nuclearly. (those two are from the same one)I learned that keys can do anything.I learned that people can play sports underwater without breathing.I learned that committing suicide creates two new people.

Good Luck!

1 and 2 are Starcraft, 3 is Kingdom Hearts, and not sure about the last two...

yes!

44R0NM10 Wrote:

Darkhearts, your number 4 is Final fantasy 10. Blitzball? I think that's what the sport is called.

Yes again!

DarkHeartsAndSuch Wrote:

Zombies are herbavores.You need a liscense to do anything.Committing suicide creates two new people.

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