On “Tuscan Leather,” the first track from Drake’s Nothing Was the Same, the former-Wheelchair Jimmy raps, “Yeah, Tom Ford Tuscan Leather smelling like a brick/Degenerates, but even Ellen love our sh*t.” Indeed, Ellen does love Drake’s sh*t, because he appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, and even agreed to an uncomfortable round of “Who Has Drake Dated?” Highlight, the first: Drake’s “come on” response to a question about Kim Kardashian. Highlight, the second: when Drake says, “I’m just looking at myself” while he’s staring at a giant photo of himself drinking from his Grammy. It’s the Drake-iest moment that’s ever Drake’d.

All the soccer moms are gonna leave their minivan doors open for Drake tonight.