Drunk guy: If you come in and dance with me, I'll buy you a drink.Sober girl: No, thanks. There's a five dollar cover.Drunk guy: If you come in and dance with me, I'll give you five dollars.Sober girl: I don't dance.Drunk guy: I think you're hot.Sober girl: I'm sorry...Watch out. You're setting yourself on fire.Drunk guy: I'm on fire for you, baby!