“Reuben, I’m in a situation here. We have to leave now.”
“No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?”
“Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.”
“I don’t know what that means.”
“I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.”
“You’re the most disgusting person I’ve ever met in my life.”