OMG- before I can even comment on this post, I have the box open that I am typing this into, and then the handy dandy little "captcha" thing below it that confirms I am in fact a human. It seems ironically timed to me, having just read the post below about the English language and "intercourse". I've already forgotten what witty little something I was going to type, instead I shall sum this up so I can go enter the captcha- "ingrish"! Hahahhahahahhahaha. Sorry. It made me giggle.

wow - I can almost manage to get my kids to the dentist every six months and I always forget the thing about the car every ...however many months or mile...who remembers someting after six year. I wouldn't even expect my doc to be there after six years, with everyone moving around so much.

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