Maybe it’s because no one under the age of 60 really reads newspapers anymore, or maybe it’s because…actually yeah that’s probably it. But either way some idiot from London made an attempt at picking up a woman using a newspaper ad, and surprise surprise it failed miserably. Go ahead and try to guess where he went wrong: by mentioning he’s a weird little fuck who uses discarded burger boxes as castanets (a sentence I never thought I would have to write in my life), or the fact that he put it into a newspaper.