Earlier this week Nintendo of America proudly announced that it had hired Mr. Doug Bowser as its new vice president of sales. What I want to know if how he dressed for that interview. I think our readers can help. »5/24/15 7:00pm 5/24/15 7:00pm

Bowser has been around long enough that many gamers have found themselves wondering: is Mario's longtime nemesis really all that bad? Maybe he's just...misunderstood? Perhaps his intentions are pure, but as a flawed despot struggling to maintain order in his kingdom, he doesn't always make the best decisions. »12/10/14 11:30am 12/10/14 11:30am

When I was a kid my dad would pick me up to spend the weekend at the house of whichever girlfriend he was living with at the time. It wasn't pleasant, but at least he didn't make me guard the airship from Mario.

Look, Bowser, we all know that plumber-killing and princess-snatching can take a lot out of you, but come on. If you're going to buy an expensive clown helicopter, at least get your wife's permission first. »2/09/12 11:30am 2/09/12 11:30am

Nathan Drake has recently purchased a new MacBook, after talking to several of his friends about it for several weeks. He has done more discussing the MacBook than he has actually using it, and secretly he enjoys causing the icons to sort of ‘pop' along the bar at the bottom of the screen more than he enjoys operating… »2/07/12 8:00pm 2/07/12 8:00pm

Bowser recently went into town to speak his mind about the dangers of unchecked power in the executive branch. Funny that a monarch would feel that way, but it's a free country, brah. More pics on the jump. »5/31/09 2:00pm 5/31/09 2:00pm