(Funny aside from Wolfgang prez Jeremy Murray: “Your dog probably doesn’t street skate so he may not care, but at least you can enjoy this slice of cultural significance as you take him out to sniff the world and make his mark.” Hey-o!)

It’s stuff so nice you’d almost like to wear it yourself.

And so you can: for humans, they offer premium leather keychains. Comfy tees with dogs riding choppers. A nice two-tone snapback.