TWILIGHT NEWS FOR MARCH 22: NEW CLIPS, NIKKI REED AND WOLVES WHO WATCHED THE NEW MOON FLICK

Eclipse synopsis (as if you didn’t already know): In The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob – knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.

Robert Pattison says Edward looks like a transvestite. The “Twilight” star admits he has to wear way too much make-up as vampire Edward Cullen in Summit Entertainment’s wildly popular vampire series. He said, “You get to the point where you think, ‘OK, I look like a transvestite now.”

Already this looks better than New Moon because the director didn’t ask Robert Pattinson to wear lipstick. Also, the blue filter seems to be back, which we never really minded, seeing as it’s set in a town that rains all the damn time. Take a look at this behind-the-scenes footage. Dare we be hopeful that a Twilight film could be slightly awesome?

In what appears to have taken the phenomenon’s publicity to new low, the animals at Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire watched the film on a 16sqm screen at the weekend in one of the country’s only wolf enclosures.

Ian Turner, the park’s deputy head warden said: “We’ve certainly never had a request like this before, so we were very intrigued to find out how the wolves would react to seeing their counterparts on screen.

“While they weren’t so interested in the romance – the scenes of the wolves certainly got their attention and prompted a series of howls as the film went on.

I wouldn’t go as far as saying he looks like a tranny…I mean, he suppose to being wearing make-up in order to look like a vampire. If he throws on a wig and some heels, maybe. But I highly doubt he would have as many women fans if he did that.

What a bizarre idea…showing the New Moon film to actual wolves. Because…why bother? Without even showing it to the wolves I could have told you they would have reacted to the wolves on screen. I think most pack animals would, react regardless if it’s in front of them or on a boob-tube/screen. You know why I know this? Because anytime my dog sees another dog on my television she starts whining and barking (all depending all the length the animal is shown in TV). She also has the same behavior with chickens, horses and clowns as well. Don’t ask me. I have no idea why clowns.