Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

actually, siouxie, once i had to buy a blow-up doll for a friend (quit laughing!). i went to the french quarter, where you can find a plethera of that type of thing, and i spent so much time in one store that my meter ran out and i got a parking ticket!

my buddy (then in his twenties) was living with his parents when his car was broken into (in his parents driveway) and his car stereo stolen. the thieves also discovered his "anal intruder" (a boxed set of various marital aids) and scattered the contents therein over the driveway for my friends father to discover.

so, my buddy was awoken (extremely hung over) by his father asking "would you please go outside and pick up you anal intruder?"