Granted. You have a low paying job just as expected, you are well loved by all and it is a very fulfilling job. Perhaps even your dream job, so it makes everything worthwhile. You become so adored by those you work for that after the owner of the company passes on, you inherit it all.

I wish I had an abusive boyfriend who would make me feel much more guilty about who I am.

Granted, constantly belittles you, tries to tell you how to dress, how to act.nhexasks you to lose weight and stop writing on E, because "they are a bunch of peeves." He even throws away all of your lingere and any other non orthodox toys you might have. It's everything you've always wanted. One night you mistake him for a burglar and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Now he treats you like a queen, complimenting you every day,asks about your day and actually listens to your response. He buys you sexy lingere and goes out of his way to help you explore your sexual desires.

Granted? Your wife is open to most anything you might have thought she previously would avoid. She is willing to go to great lengths to please you, no matter what that might take. (( I am uncertain of how this might be a bad thing... so I am also equally uncertain of whether this answer actually makes this request.... better? Forgive me if I have misunderstood! ))

Granted. Your house is teeming with black widows spiders of the gummy candy variety because it's Halloween! All the kids love the unique treats you're handing out and you win Best Candy in the neighborhood contest. Congratulations!!!

Granted. The power goes out and instead of having to go to work you get to play a fun gave of survive in the dark. Where you get to be happily intimate with people in whatever dim light source you might find. Candles or flashlights, and cuddle up for warmth. <3

I wish that my bedroom had sharp things protruding both from the walls and the floor.