Own UnitedSpongebob.com, a great domain name with a high PageRank and thousands of page views per day. Content and domain name included. A great addition to your website portfolio. Make $xxx per month in advertising.

Bidding starts at $450. Serious offers only. Domain will be transferred on receipt of payment. Checks or PayPal accepted.

Edit: Just kidding everyone, if I was selling United SpongeBob, it would be for a lot more than $450

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