The IOTM for July is a clan VIP Lounge thing: Clan hot dog stand. It costs 3 Mr. A's. I'm willing to contribute one of those, if other clannies want to contribute the other two. Although I seem to be one of the few still playing at the moment...

Note: the VIP Lounge key is also available this month, if you didn't get one before. There's cool stuff in the Lounge!

Alarm (or anyone else interested), you can be a Turtle Tamer, Seal Clubber, Accordion Thief, Disco Bandit, Sauceror, or Pastamancer; and if you play enough you can Ascend and be another, or each of them, eventually. But you have to start somewhere; once you get to Level 3 (if I recall correctly) you can apply for clan membership, which has many benefits.