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I got out of work a little early, didn't hit much traffic, got Five Guys and came home to find that my MVP package was here and now my eating parts are sore and I'm charging up my new bluetooth headphones.

Dammit, I think I might have gnomes. Or brownies. One of my plates has vanished, and I've suddenly got a spoon with a black plastic handle, despite never having had a silverware set with black plastic handles.

And the worst part is that the first time I noticed it I was halfway through a cup of yogurt. So now my plates are running out on me and I'm going to get AIDS from a mystery spoon. Terrific.

So I realize you were an old poster that left for a while then returned.

I am so glad you are back. I am stealing that and casually slipping it into conversations.

ALSO: I have started eating terribly since school let out and worse since summer school took up. Yesterday I had coffee for breakfast, soda to tide me over till 12:20, then I got home and had a bowl of oatmeal and feasted on a single bag of strategically devoured hot-puffs. That was all.

So I realize you were an old poster that left for a while then returned.

I am so glad you are back. I am stealing that and casually slipping it into conversations.

ALSO: I have started eating terribly since school let out and worse since summer school took up. Yesterday I had coffee for breakfast, soda to tide me over till 12:20, then I got home and had a bowl of oatmeal and feasted on a single bag of strategically devoured hot-puffs. That was all.

Honestly, I eat worse at home than I do at school, almost. I don't know how that's possible.