what i want is a machine that will make me a lovely cup of tea ten minutes before i have to get up so that it’s perfect drinking temperature by the time i get up. does this exist? if not then i’m claiming it.

Got some skateboarders who like to flip about over the road to my living room. They’re not loud or anything but the sound of skateboards flicking up and slamming down is quite annoying. Am I right to be annoyed? It’s always when I’m settled down to watch telly about 8-9:30