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Sajid Javid, the new minister for Culture Media and Sport, is furious due to a squatter holding him to ransom over the price of his latest house.
Sajid was in the latter stages of buying his fifth, and therefore his most important house, when the...

In scenes reminiscent of the dark days of the poll tax riots, squatters who had taken up residence in London houses were forcibly evicted by riot clad police officers.
The squatters representatives, named only as Cameron and Osbourne were dragged...

The police in Holland have accidentally cleared out the student house instead of the squat next door. The cause of the confusion was the 'alternative look' and second hand clothing.
The front door was forced open with a ram and a small protest wa...

Detroit - As home foreclosures escalate the need to bulldoze vacant property is expected to soar. That is why orders for bulldozers have hit a 100 year high, according to bulldozer salesman Ravegay Iggerday, of Detroit.
We have Mr. Iggerday on the...

A week after the bailiffs arrived to evict a group of travellers from Basildon, the travellers are still there.
"We're not going anywhere," said George Atasda, from the other side of a big wall. "We like it here."
Currently, the law is against...

A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded.
Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...

In a move predicted by some, the Police have moved in on squatters outside Westminster Abbey.
'This has nothing to do with the wedding' said Police Chief Bland (known to his mates as Blind) 'these people are taking over prime locations in London a...

Squatters belonging to The Really Free School Collective have been evicted from the $12 million home owned by Guy Ritchie in London, England.
Apparently, they took the house over as it had been empty for quite a while and, in their eyes, is a wast...

In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out.
Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...

Beloved childhood bogeyman Stig of the Dump has been awarded Squatter's rights. This follows similar news that the Wombles have been given the freedom of Wimbledon Common.
The two have much in common, with their ideas of green living and recycling...

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