Worst Spot for a Cut (That Doesn’t Rhyme With a Planet*)

I defy you to think of a more catastrophic location! Before you assume that I’m being a total wussy, why don’t you try to type with this messy business? Don’t be surprised by a dearth of Y’s, N’s, and H’s in my posts for the next week or so.

*For all you astronomers out there, the planets in question are Venus and Uranus, obviously.