Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Tuesday Tidbit: Kim Kardashian to Hole Up In NYC Hotel

A week or two ago Kim Kardashian was married to professional dribbler Kris Humphries in an extravagant multi-million dollar production on the spectacular manicured grounds of SottoIl Monte, a sprawling and historic estate in Montecito, CA owned by Silicon Valley venture capitalist Frank Caufield.

New reports in The Post and on Curbed reveal that Mister and Missus Kim Kardashian have returned from their brief honeymoon in Italy to New York City where they are expected to (temporarily) settle into a posh penthouse suite at the Gansevoort Park Avenue Hotel that goes for–are y'all ready for this–$7,000 per night.

The hotel's website shows the duplex suite they're most likely moving into (shown above) measures approximately 2,000 square feet and features a dramatic double height living room with two story high wall of windows, a sculptural floating staircase, fireplace with towering marble chimney breast, private terrace with glittery city view, and state-of-the-art audio and visual systems.

The newlyweds will remain in residence at the swanky hotel just north of Madison Square Park while Kimmy K. shoots another of the Kardashian family's (too) many reality tee-vee shows that neither Your Mama nor the Dr. Cooter will watch because, well, we simply do not and can not understand the appeal of the Kardashian family.

Back on the west coast, Kim still owns an approximately 4,000 square foot faux-Tuscan/mock-Med manse in the Beverly Hills Post Office area that she acquired in February 2010 for $3,400,000.

14 comments:

Kim is trying to buy her old sex tape rights and take off the market.. where was was doing all sorts of bad acts that well aren't exactly normal... maybe she and Chris can film a new tape as she uses this to launch her career.

Flipside! Way to go marketing yourself and raking in the millions... dayum!

Oh yes, I love this hotel space! Too bad Kim has soiled it for others.

I am proud to say I have never laid eyes on a picture of any of these people; I run into the name quite often however, to my great annoyance. I do hope these nobodies just go back to being nobodies as they should. How can we get rid of them?

yawn.the sex is still good so the relationship is still on.when the good sex is over (after the invitations went out but too late to back out, next month, next year, take your pick), the divorce announcement will be released referencing the incredibly busy work schedules that left them little time together (to have boring old married people sex in hotel penthouses).

the question is will Kris get out before She spends all his money? He is a dang fool. Because1) to marry a high upkeep gal with only dating a few months 2)the prenup says they both go their own $$$ way if (when) it ends.