Hello Kitty Sleeping Bag

Anyone who has read this blog for awhile knows about the Hello Kitty sleeping bag and how I spend far too much time in it on our couch. It simply goes to show how much I suffer in Hello Kitty Hell that this sleeping bag had been used so much that my wife decided that it needed to be replaced. Thus I was shown my new bedding for all those times I dare to cross the evil feline:

I’m not sure if I should look at this as a victory that in my struggle to fight against all the cuteness which surrounds me that I was able to wear out the old Hello Kitty sleeping bag or defeated that I have spent enough time sleeping in a Hello Kitty sleeping bag that it required getting a new one. Either way, it confirms that Hello Kitty Hell is real and looks like it will continue to last for much too long a time…

Shadow Dragon, I suspect that Mr. HKH may have considered that option. Remember, however, that if that happened then Kitty would have won! Kitty would have triumphed over Mr. & Mrs. HKH’s marriage, demonstrating that she is even more powerful! We can’t let that happen!

To be a woman and sleep in pink I understand… to be a man to sleep in pink; that means there wasn’t something else available. To be a man and sleep in a pink HK sleeping bag with kitty head? Pure torture. You must REALLY LOVE your wife HKH. Truly and totally love your wife. Or your a masochist.

The Design amuses me. Especially how it Rolls up and has the Face of Pure Evil staring at you. You must rest your head on Hello Kittty’s face. I must say. that head pillow doesn’t look comfortable at all, nor adequate to hold an entire head.

I’d take the advice to fart in it, A LOT.
And maybe drool all over the kitty head so that it gets all crusty and your wife gets appalled and dismayed. Perhaps if you eat some really bean filled dish, you can make it stink so bas she wont allow you in it anymore.

adopt a pet skunk and let it sleep with you on the sleeping bag nights! all of the other nights, it can have the whole hello kitty room to itself! i’m sure your wife could find a hello kitty pet crate!

I’ve rea dur other blogs and im sorry to laugh at the fact that u got a BRAND SPANKING NEW ONE to sleep in is so unbareably funny LOL im sorry that u have to sleep in this but HEY atleast u have a nice place to rest ur head 😉

Why does _he_ end up sleeping on the sofa? Because a proper gentleman would not banish his wife from the bed, and would instead take upon himself the discomfort of sleeping on the sofa.

Mr. HKH clearly suffers significantly out of his great love for Mrs. HKH. I feel sorry for him, but I also admire his reserve and his devotion to his wife. I’m sure even Mr. HKH has a breaking point, and it is clear that his is far past what mine would have been in similar circumstances.

@Alex… I swear that has to be the FUNNIEST things I’ve seen yet…humping the sleeping bag head….GENIUS!!!
(tears rolling down face with laughter, at thought of grown man acting like a dog and humping pillow…)

I totally respect you and the fact that you love your wife and that’s why you put up with her obsession with HK. But as a woman, I would never even think of doing that to a man, and especially not ordering him to sleep on the couch in a sleeping bag made for an 8 year old. I’ve discussed your website with a male friend, and we both agree on this. We hope you’re getting some bonkers, off the wall, crazy sex in return for all this. If not, it just doesn’t seem worth it.

His wife must be a smoking hot chick that he’s still deeply in love with, suffering through all that stuff and still walking around being all “it’s okay, it’s hell but I can live with it – in fact not, but you know, it’s life”. She must be way worth the pain and suffering – maybe that’s because he doesn’t want to post pictures of her… 😛