“No-one gave that memo to Meghan, who in August not only wore a black tuxedo to a special performance of the musical Hamilton, but caused a further frisson by displaying bare legs a good few inches above the knee,” the insider adds.

“It is said this rebellious spirit has resulted in raised eyebrows from the Queen, who is a stickler for the rules.”

Oh no, not raised eyebrows!

We don’t know what’s more confusing, the fact that someone made all these rules, or the fact that anyone still cares about them.

And is if it’s not bad enough that Meghan wore black to the theater, the source adds that the Duchess of Sussex is “up at 5 am rain or shine” (why would the weather affect what time she wakes up?), and her work ethic is really starting to piss off royal staffers.

“Her particular brand of ‘up and at ’em’ West Coast energy is an uncomfortable fit with the more formal ethos of some palace staff,” the Mail reports.

Since when is the West Coast known for its excessive ambition?

Get your regional stereotypes straight, Daily Mail!

Anyway, we actually believe most of this report.

Meghan probably is unlike any of her predecessors — and that’s probably one of the things that drew Harry to her.