May 25th 1999
No. 232

pants: T DEUCE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE MARRIED (THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG)
spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IT TOOK ME TWO KITKATS JUST TO GET TO THE VIDEO STORE!!!!!!!!! AND TWO REESE'S CUPS JUST TO GET HOME
deuce: T SPIGOT ALTERNATIVE FUELS