Jon Stewart Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old jon stewart quotes, jon stewart sayings, and jon stewart proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

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Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

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Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

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The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

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Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

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Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

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Democrats always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.

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The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.

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You can use yourÂ idealismÂ to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.

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The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it's becoming an oppressor.

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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

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Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

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It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

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Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.

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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

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The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

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There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

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As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.

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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. So if there's any real advice I can give you it's this. College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.

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