Globe Life Park … Globe Life Park … Globe Life Park. Just let it marinate into your cerebral cortex all while trying to penetrate remnants of dollar dogs and Blue Bell ice cream.

As announced Wednesday, Globe Life Park is the new name for the Rangers home in Arlington and while many fans will unintentional refer to it as “The Ballpark in Arlington” as much as I refer to P.Diddy as Puff Daddy, the new name should be more accepted then rejected.

One of the rumored names in the bidding war was Samsung. Could you have imagined that?! Samsung Park next to AT&T Stadium?!

Jerry Jones would’ve declared an emoticon war against Jon Daniels…although…can you send emoticons from flip phones?

Also, the name “Globe Life” is GREAT for the younger generation of Rangers fans that swap multi-syllable words for witty catchphrases:

“Wanna see a game at The Globe?”

“Another strikeout? Man, there is so much drama in the G-L-P!”

Its true, Metroplex. The name for the Rangers home could have been worse and now is the time to embrace Globe Life Park. Let’s just hope Jon Daniels doesn’t do anything drastic and tattoo “Globe Life” across his stomach…partnerships last for 10 years, but ink lasts a lifetime.

For 20 years, Troy Hughes has lived and breathed radio.
At the age of 15, Troy started doing weekends at his hometown radio station, Texas 99.1 KNES.
While attending Texas A&M University, he served as the #1 rated night jock in...