Looking for a virtual ass...candidates must have superior customer service skills, be capable of organizing many details, as well as strong written and verbal English language ability. A good sense of humor would also help you fit right in.
Scheduling for this job will be flexible and there is plenty of growth opportunity for those who are motivated.

Book writer need for 7500 word count project.
Writer need to know and understand context of Kids Humor & Activity Books.
Outline of the book will be provided.
Requirement-
1. English writer with previous experience of delivering high-quality eBooks or articles in multiple non-fiction niches.
2. The writer should be Responsive, Hardworking, Creative

Looking for a virtual as...candidates must have superior customer service skills, be capable of organizing many details, as well as strong written and verbal English language ability. A good sense of humor would also help you fit right in.
Scheduling for this job will be flexible and there is plenty of growth opportunity for those who are motivated.

We have some really nice wall clock designs that we need descriptions and keywords for. For each design, we need an enticing paragraph describing the design. A 'hook' or humor will be beneficial and appreciated. This project requires copy and keywords for 25 clock designs. We will be happy to create milestones (like for every 5 clocks you provide copy

Amazing Translation using Humor.
I have some interesting book wrote by Russian, but I don't know how about the story in a book.
Can't use the translator to understood what kinds of story are there.
It is not include edit text, just read and understand what had wrote are there. Included with attach file but it is only test book for seeing your skill

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Amazing Translation using Humor.
I have some interesting book wrote by Russian, but I don't know how about the story in a book.
Can't use the translator to understood what kinds of story are ther...

...my Logo, Website and my video intros and outros in the video. (I already have the intros/outros and logos ready).
• Unlimited revisions
• Some of the videos to have some humor
• 100% commercial rights to use anywhere
• Ultra HD videos
• File Formats, not let than these three different formats AVI, MOV, MP4. (The more you can provide the better)

The task is to create a 1min video trailer to an audio recording provided.
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Marketing Strategy Matt:
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Try to make your video relaxed. Serious but with humor.
Please let me know in case you need any more clarification or examples.

...authoritative, definitive article and backed up with detailed research that delivers the final word on a topic.
• Blog freestyle with humor/Technology/Virtual Reality
• The source must be reliable, authoritative and varied.
• No fluff or padded content.
• Understanding of SEO
• The content of the must be evergreen as possible
The writer must be...

I'm looking for a U.S. comedy writer and researcher to help with writing some A or B memes.
I need 365 Statements and Comparison memes.
Examples:
1. Would you rather drink A) Pepsi or B) Coke
2. Who has the best Fries A) McDonalds or B) Burger King
3. Are you going to eat A) Big Mac or B) Whopper
Looking for none political, non sports, non negative

Hiring a graphic designer/ illustrator to create three graphic memes to explain the benefits of our brand's API. Humor is appreciated!
Qualifications: Experience in Photoshop/ Illustrator, a portfolio of previous work either linked in your portfolio or online, the ability to have a turn around time of under one week for all three memes.
I've attached

I'm looking for a U.S. comedy writer and researcher to help with writing some A or B memes.
I need 365 Statements and Comparison memes.
Examples:
Would you rather drink A) Pepsi or B) Coke
Who has the best Fries A) McDonalds or B) Burger King
Are you going to eat A) Big Mac or B) Whopper
Looking for none political, non sports, non negative comparisons

I need 2pages 600 words in a day, writer must have good English literature knowledge. What I need is:
You've read Candide. You've studied the satire sheet. You have a sense of humor. You are a citizen of the world. I mean a citizen of the best of all possible worlds. So...
I will provide rest details and instructions in message.
Make sure you have

I'm an author of a humor/mystery novel. It is completed but I need to complete the final editing. I want to find a team to help launch it, promote it and sell it.
I specifically need:
1. A schedule and timeline to follow to have the book ready
2. Advice as to the best self-publishing method to use. i.e. Amazon or Book Baby, etc.
3. A schedule for

...writing unique jokes and posting them (10 a day); the website to post to be will be given to the winning bidders.
1) Jokes should be unique, can be rewritten as long as the humor of the joke isn't lost.
2) If rewriting, try changing characters, places, scenarios etc.
3) No adult, racist, religions jokes etc.; they should be family friendly.
4) Jokes

...authoritative, definitive article and backed up with detailed research that delivers the final word on a topic.
• Blog freestyle with humor/Technology/Virtual Reality
• The source must be reliable, authoritative and varied.
• No fluff or padded content.
• Understanding of SEO
• The content of the must be evergreen as possible
The writer must be...

...a small local dental clinic hoping to grow our business to compete with the bigger companies by expanding our presence through social media.
We like to try to incorporate humor and our personalities into our videos so our potential patients are able to get a feel for our practice before even stepping through our door-a great first impression is what

...authoritative, definitive article and backed up with detailed research that delivers the final word on a topic.
• Blog freestyle with humor/Technology/Virtual Reality/niche
• The source must be reliable, authoritative and varied.
• No fluff or padded content.
• Understanding of SEO
• The content of the must be evergreen as possible
The writer m...

I have a some money to get rid of in my Freelancer account.
This is just a small project for a comedy joke but if you do a good job we can build a relationship and I'll have more work for you in the future. This is my first time using this site.
I need one set of subtitles to come up when the women speaks and another set of subtitles in a different color for when the young boy speaks.
I ...

...looking to market eBooks. I'm hoping to find a freelance writer for works of fifty pages or so. I would like to distribute a wide range of topics from children's stories, humor, romance, self help, cooking, do it your self, and more. I'm also open to possibly publish creative works of the writer! If your interested please get back to me! Thanks and I

...final dialogs that are already written.
The game is a choice-based visual novel filled with adult content, but also with a sense of humor and that will be fun to play! So it's great if you have a passion for adult humor and can improve dialogs giving them that touch of both.
No need to come up with the content, only need to improve the existing one

...application to do all of these tasks, whichever you prefer
- Our companies and clients tend to be progressive (not uptight or super traditional), so a slight edge or sense of humor would be a plus, while remaining professional
- You would be managing several accounts on an ongoing basis. This will be an ongoing project
- Contractor is expected to be well

Instagram Project - I'm part of a unique stud...hilarious 70 year-old men who smoke weed before each class. They eat bagels and talk nonsense while an orthodox rabbi attempts to keep them on course. Lots of wisdom and humor. Thinking about taking tons of pictures of the group and using them as a basis to create Insta Gram posts.
create low quality

Like political cartoons, I'm looking for a black and white cartoon that looks like a movie poster for "Enemy of the State"
- Change the wording at the bottom to say "ITS NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY HOLDING YOU BACK"
- The top image is a fat man sleeping at his desk. Behind him is a clock or poster counting the days until he retires
- The bottom image is Michael Sc...

...French, so if neccessery I could do the job based on your text content).
We especially like the 'Netherland way' of communication : simple and to the poiint, with a touch of humor, but still very professional.
Out activities are :
Corporate Events
Stand constructions
Gifts
Prints large format
Crew
Rental
Brand logistics
We focus 100% on corporate

...website and app should have clear interface and fast responce ( Jo place for Jugad ),code should be written in very neet and clean manner. Developer should have
good sennce of humor and should able to under the application from user end.
We will preffer to complete this project from a delhi ncr based agency , however freelancer also welcomed.
Interested

Graphics artist needed for website pictures (10).
Stock photos and description will be provided.
Artist should create pictures based on description
Pictures are to be...photos and description will be provided.
Artist should create pictures based on description
Pictures are to be printed on boxes
Artist should be creative and have a sense of humor

...together. We look out for our colleagues. We are supportive and collaborative across all our teams. Even when things get tough, we don't lose perspective or our sense of humor.
Role Summary:
You will be working with us onsite at one of the world's leading tech companies. The Compositor role uses Photoshop and Nuke to retouch CG renders and combine

I am making a humor short film called "Johnson and Sharktank. SRVPD". I was wondering if you could make a dope logo for the movie, preferably rectangular shaped. It's a cheesey buddy cop movie keep in mind.

Hello. I need hilarious/cringe, dark humor video scripts, a.k.a. “skits”.
For example: [jelentkezzen be az URL megtekintéséhez]
(but this is not so funny and too long)
I have different case scenarios where the action of the filming of each video should take place (for example, supermarket). Then, by giving

...other funny type of video on his account.
He is looking for creative video director who can tell him what type of videos he can create in order to go viral every time (do dark humor, use controversial topics, do hilarious and akward videos, etc..). One of the accounts on Instagram that he likes is: @marlonwebb
Creative video director should come up with

Creative Writer
I'm looking for a great, talented, creative and passionate writer who will be working with me on my website describing the project I worked in the past 10 years. Each project has to be two to three sentences long. They are all mostly written but have to be polished and diverse. I'm assuming this can take a week-long working two hours

I am representing a clothing brand aimed at geeks and now need an addition to my colle...internet/technology culture is great! The best would be if it had something to do with a specific saying/phrase (but not limited to) like "Schrodinger cat, wanted dead or alive" or similar. Humor is always appreciated, and so is sarcasm!
Keep it simple and clean!

need some one who can copy or make some bed time stories preferred sensual
person should be fluent in English
should have humor sense
should complete work in time
1-2 hour a day and 10 a week
copied stuff is also acceptable

...seem more like a viral video (think Vine) than a generic and boring advertisement.
The concept of the video can be fairly simple, but it's important to add elements of humor and surprise. This is because the people who meet on Azar are strangers to each other when they first meet, so the interaction has to feel easygoing at first, with the addition

...authoritative, definitive article and backed up with detailed research that delivers the final word on a topic.
• Blog freestyle with humor/Technology/Virtual Reality
• The source must be reliable, authoritative and varied.
• No fluff or padded content.
• Understanding of SEO
• The content of the must be evergreen as possible
The writer must be...

Hello,
we ne...obviously discuss that)
Our fist of rule is that your private life always comes first.
what should you bring with you?
- good experience with coding in lua
- a good taste of humor
- beeing respectful towards others despite their oppinions, race, gender and so on.
we are looking forward to hear from you!
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My business needs a logo that I can put on my business cards, letterhead, eventually my website (don't have that yet), signage, etc. I'd like the...like to be able to copy right the final design.
The business name is Kat Quilting - so the logo should be related to a cat. And I'm not exactly a super serious person, so humor or lightness would be fine.

Hi Everyone,
Long story short, I'm getting married in September, and I want to do something awesom...the final product all over the place. So, it could be a great promotional tool for anyone looking for that sort of thing. I'm sure it'll be of interest to relationship sites, humor sites, etc. And, of course, you'll get full credit for all your work.