Some of you already viewed the videos of stand-up comedian Pooh (Reynold Garcia in real life) impersonating Manny Pacquiao but for the sake of my blog mission to collect the best of Filipino humor I choose to post it here. I was amazed how this new comedian delivered his punchlines.

Claudine Barreto is one of the many successful actresses ever entered into showbiz, she received many acting awards already, a certified Box Office Queen... What else? Maybe a Dulas Queen? You're wondering why? Here is the evidence:

Watch our Filipino inmates in Cebu performed the famous Algorithm Dance. Supposedly, 1500 inmates participate in this very entertaining performance. This was viewed in YouTube more than 7,607,800 and counting!

The Porkchop Dou is one of Philippines best tandem when it comes to standup comedy. They have their own style in making the audience laugh. I even heard their recorded jokes played in jeepneys and buses, or even our neighbor played it too from time to time.

These video clip was taken from their live performance at Hotel Rembrandt.

The truth behind the song Eternal Flame and who really sang it. The complete version.

Bulag: Close your eyes,Pilay: give me your hand darling,Bingi: do you hear my heart beating?Bobo: Do you understand?Manhid: Do you feel the same?Dukha: Am I only dreaming?Bumbero: Is this burning? an eternal flame!Pipi: Say my name,Baliw: Sunshine through the rain,Kawawa: my whole life, so lonely..Doktor: They'll come and ease the pain.Madamot: I don't wanna lose this feeling..Wolf: woooooooooooooohhhhh...

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James Yap texted me for guidance on his marriage. I respect him so I texted him back: DON'T LOSE HOPE. 'Di na nagreply! Bakit kaya?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo:[nosebleed ulit]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.