If you think old people are in increasingly short supply then you might like to take a look at this.

Still, it’s probably not a bad idea to try to get some young people to come to a concert once in a while. How, though? They’re a notoriously fickle demographic. To make things easier, I’ve enlisted the help of some trendy yougsters from latfh.com to explain, saying things that hipsters never say. Except ironically, of course. They’ll do anything ironically. Well. Anything but regarding the consumption of art as just another form of self-expression, of course. Because that shit’s serious.