7th grader Melissa Bell read this piece of fan fiction at her middle school talent show. It seems the teachers in charge didn't have time to read the text beforehand (or learn her actual name). The results are pretty awesome, especially around the 2:15 mark. We need less America's Got Talent and more talent shows like this.

Would it be churlish of me to point out inconsistencies and other evidence that lead me to believe this is not actually a recording of a little girl at a talent show? (Or, for that matter, that it’s a little creepy?)