QUOTE "And here I thought Burger King was the classy fast food establishment! Oh wait that's Wendy's. Anywho, two California Burger King employees were fired for printing "sexualintercourse YOU" on a customer's receipt. Watch local reporters take the matter very seriously.

First: who knew these fast food dudes could print whatever they wanted on receipts in the first place? Why haven't we heard more about this? Forget spitting on burgers—what's the fun of drive-thru mischief if there's like zero chance your victim ever finds out about it?—I'd be printing zingers on receipts left and right. But I digress!

This report seems a little silly, no? Like the idea that this fellow would sue the King over this shenanigan? What are his supposed damages? He seems a little too smug about the whole thing anyway." WRITTEN BYKCRA

The magic Words at the end "DO YOU PLAN TO SUE ?" Answer: "Maybe..."

PS: With their new POS system its even easier to modify the reciept !!!