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Friday, January 30, 2004

MEDICAL CASEBOOK:Kelly Osbourne confuses 'being a bit upset' with 'having a nervous breakdown'. Kelly, love, a nervous breakdown isn't something that happens to you, like having a touch of flu or stubbing your toe; it's not something you recover come from after a weekend in bed and a couple of aspirin. And if you really found it so utterly terrible having "everybody in the world judging me", might we suggest that you should have taken the option exercised by the only smart Osbourne and not sought the spotlight with a determination that would have shamed the young Madonna, while being a complete void of any real talent that would have shamed the current Madonna?