...I have the sense that even in her seventies, with her wig and her dentures, she could still haul your ass into the back room at a Sunday brunch and fuck you into metric thirds. And you'll never guess who agrees with me.

Crid
at December 8, 2007 11:04 AM

Make no mistake, I love Joan Collins. And there were some pretty witty cracks about her in that piece you linked to.

I'm a big fan of both Joan and Lucy. I like mammals who live large. (And I will note that Joan, from all reports, appears to have been a decent mother to her three offspring amid all the torrid affairs. I admire her time management skills.)

marion
at December 9, 2007 5:29 PM

Bill Clinton would happily fuck a leather couch so I don't see what that proves.

Todd Fletcher
at December 9, 2007 9:12 PM

Clinton has enough charisma in person to get the couch to get up and blow him. (Heard him speak in Arkansas at an alternative newspaper conference, and no, I didn't get within touching distance.)