My Head is Full of Flames

Now, son. That’s only natural when people go back to work after vacation.

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Dude, I went to the awesomest library this weekend. I don’t want to wig anybody out, but I think it may have been created for me. One of those deals where God goes back in time and makes it so it was always there. See, I was talking about libraries with Dr. V. So I says to him I says “libraries should sell coffee and have free wifi”. His reply? “We’re going there tomorrow”.