Hey if you are rich and famous you can get a personal tour of the white house no matter who is president. The rest of us are too busy working to go see the the big white house that this country just put another mortgage on. Have the Chinks placed a lien on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. yet?

When Hussein Obama moves out one of these days, the windows will all be knocked out,there will be a truck seat up on the porch,washing machine layin out in the front lawn and the paint all peeled up and there dog will be tied to a tree.

Jay Z's plan is for everyone to be a star, and Beyonce says everything will be great if the Oscars properly honor the fat girl who could not keep her legs together as our new national role model for all girls.