Kat - 2007-10-24 08:38:24
Yeah # 2000 !!! Looking forward to 2000 more.
-------------------------------Amy - 2007-10-24 08:53:12
Good to hear from you, UB. I think we can handle sporadic entries.
Sounds like you're better off just eating the money you would have made off the public school gig. Assholes.
-------------------------------Chunky Style - 2007-10-24 10:35:48
NO TOAST?!?! whatever, i'm outta here.
-------------------------------Argentum - 2007-10-24 11:47:19
Thanks for keeping on, UB.
And good on you for standing your ground with the PTA. How do they not understand the word 'contract'?
-------------------------------awittykitty - 2007-10-24 11:55:55
Its okay if you're sporadic. You just have to save up all the people you're pissing off to write about. Some of us are just quicker than others.
-------------------------------Jane - 2007-10-24 12:01:51
HA! on the Nintendo DS thing. There are, like, one games that don't involve shooting people dead, Suz. SHEESH.
Andrew would rock Brain Age so hard.
-------------------------------Phil - 2007-10-24 12:19:23
I am one of the 10-12 devotees. Keep them coming!
-------------------------------IV:XX - 2007-10-24 14:33:30
Happy 2000, UB! I'm OK with the sporadic thing, too. As for gaming? OF COURSE he's going to be playing shoot 'em up games. Just exactly what does Suz think they were made for! That doesn't mean he'll be a gun toting serial killer by the fourth grade. My son is much older and they only just now pulled a pistol out of his locker at school - 'lil sumbitch still owes me $600, too!
-------------------------------witchypoo - 2007-10-24 18:01:58
Congrats on the 2000, UB!
Yours was the second blog I read way back when in the day, but then we called them "journals"
Always on my list of favourites, rock on.
-------------------------------Barb - 2007-10-24 19:56:10
Still lovin you here in Pennsylvania UB! I'm number 10!
-------------------------------sooboo - 2007-10-24 20:47:38
Thanks for sticking around. You da best!
-------------------------------Thpbltblt - 2007-10-24 21:13:00
I'm one of those few who just found your little piece of the web not too long ago, and I must say, I love it. Keep it coming, even if it is once in a blue moon!
-------------------------------egg - 2007-10-24 22:08:18
I guess it's actually more than 10-12! Thanks for continuing to write and making me laugh all these years, it's seems most of us have gotten sporadic, but something is way better than nothing.
-------------------------------deb - 2007-10-25 07:19:36
Just happy to get what we get!
-------------------------------adoring fan - 2007-10-25 19:48:02
2000...I guess that means me love you long time:)
-------------------------------smirktastic - 2007-10-25 21:39:52
Don't quit - we love love love the wacky stories from your DJ events!
-------------------------------Greymuse - 2007-10-26 09:46:26
I always enjoy reading your outlook on life! You've got a great style of writing and while on the surface it's pure entertainment, there's invariably some nugget of wisdom to be found.
(And I agree, Nintendo DS isn't going to make your child a psycho killer. A couch potato with the complexion of said vegetable perhaps, but not a killer.)
-------------------------------shoshana - 2007-10-26 09:57:59
I'm NOT okay with sporadic. More, MORE! I want MORE!
-------------------------------GoingLoopy - 2007-10-26 12:34:09
Buy the kid Tetris DS, New Super Mario Bros., Brain Age, any of the WarioWare games, Big Brain Academy, Final Fantasy (I guess you shoot people, but it's more about accomplishing goals), Pogo Island....they even have a new one that's kinda like Rock Band where you have to sing or play guitar. Just don't buy the kid any violent games. He's still young enough that you control his money supply, so if you don't buy them, he'll have a difficult time playing them. PS - 2000 entries? damn.
-------------------------------Ali - 2007-10-26 14:40:14
Oh no! Video games! Andrew might grow up to graduate in the top tenth percentile of his class, maintain a 3.5 through college, and pass the CPA exam on his first try! Or run the entire network for a major bank like my friend M! Or run the entire network for a hospital, like my OTHER friend M!
Or maybe we're all mutants.
-------------------------------krishanna - 2007-10-26 18:53:48
MY life would never be the same without reading about being Fat and Bloated in ALabama.
-------------------------------Nance - 2007-10-26 23:07:05
Congrats on two thousand -- wow! I've been a long-time sporadic reader, so you're sporadic writing is fine with me.
-------------------------------mpeacock - 2007-10-27 12:54:01
When I read you I laugh out loud. Then my son askes, "Mom what are you laughing at?"
-------------------------------Justin - 2007-10-27 22:17:04
Yo, I have been coming here off and on for like 4o 5 years now, all of my buddies have not updated their blogs in like a year or so, you are my only favorite blog that I can look forward to always seeing updated within the last week.
-------------------------------k - 2007-10-28 01:31:46
stumbled here randomly and you are hilarious. i like you.
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-------------------------------shoshana - 2007-10-29 11:36:35
Why can't I add comments to your erotica page? No fair. That stuff is genius.
-------------------------------Rey - 2007-10-29 14:21:02
You rule, Uncle Bob. 2000 entries is enough time to fashion a really good story arc, and nobody who comes online to be emo about having to wash up and wash the dye out of their hair ever makes it this far. May your superiority be endless!
-------------------------------Joe - 2007-10-29 23:02:15
Thanks Uncle Bob: I've been reading you since around 2001, and only you. I've tried to get into other blogs, but none of them could compare. Happy Halloween and thanks for all of the smiles!
-------------------------------Kay - 2007-10-29 23:49:03
YOur wife can relax. I think that only happens to kids that already had the devil inside. Normal kids don't go apeshit because of a video game.
Not possible.
On the other hand, if Andrew starts mutilating small animals and you keep having to check his backpack for small weapons before going to school.
Then you might have a problem.
-------------------------------Nic - 2007-10-30 11:03:28
Happy 2,000 Uncle B!! Love you
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