Overview

I am a Comedian/Actor and I have been doing stand up for over 16 years, I've worked with some of the best Christian Comedians in the business. My Act is Rated "C" for Clean, it's fun for ALL ages and I'm The only Prop Comedian here in the Central Valley. People say My Comedy Style is like Carrot Top meets Larry The Cable Guy. I share funny stories while bringing lots of energy to the stage with singing/rapping and of course my Prop Box. I am available for whatever your needs maybe. If you could use some Clean Comic Relief for your next event, then don't hesitate to get in touch...thank you.

PS. I have a passion for Charity Events and Fundraiser Shows.

16 Reviews

Lonnie is a very funny guy, he carries more energy on stage than most comedians I have seen in recent years. I love how he uses props in his act and takes you back to the classic days of comedy. Overall his energy is great, his jokes are relatable and they make you think, and just like his stage name says he is the Cleanest Comedian in Central Valley. If you like clean comedy and miss some of the classic days of the rubber chicken prop comedy, then book Lonnie you won't regret it.

Great comedian! you wont find one like him, if your looking for clean comedy. I cant say I've ever seen other clean comedians so entertaining let alone with a christ Like sense of Humor. Great for Church services, Dinner partys and Youth groups etc.

I think Lonnie would have done better if he did a shorter show and cut down on some of his intro music. Didn't seem to have enough material for a 30 minute show. His act was clean as promised. Thank you

Funny dude keeps it real clean you can't be serious with this guys around with his funny energetic personality will have you laughing throughout the day! Highly recommend it for any event you're having!

Lonnie sized us up in 15 minutes he knew just what funny stuff we needed to hear and left us talking about those jokes to this very day! We hired him for our holiday church event small and intimate...we love the trunk of stuff...love you Lonnie and hope to have you back soon!

Hired as:Christian Comedian

Response from Lonnie Pelley:

Thank you soo much Ann. I loved performing at your banquet everyone was so hospitable and made my wife and I feel very welcomed. We would love to come back whenever you need some Clean Comic Relief.

Met Lonnie at our church, The Journey, and he was an absolute riot! He was part of an ensemble of comedians and they were all funny and talented but Lonnie stood out as the best among them!!!
Oh...and I'm guessing on the date of Lonnie's appearance... Will verify later :-)

I've never caught your show but I must say Fungi MR. Lonnie Pelley is one funny dude. I'm just one of them radio station groupies , I've met them all but like I said no one makes me laugh like the Fungi Mr.Lonnie Pelly .

Response from Lonnie Pelley:

Thank you Tom, I'm glad I can add a little humor to brighten your day.

WOW...words cannot express just how fun, exciting entertaining and funny Lonnie is..he made us laugh over and over again...i would recommend anyone to go see his live performances with the radio or in person at the comedy shows..you'll be glad you did..thanks for the laughs Lonnie!!!!.

Sincerely,
TJ TYSON
www.TJTYSON.com

Hired as:Emcee, Christian Comedian

Response from Lonnie Pelley:

Awe...thanks TJ, it's a pleasure knowing you, I thank you for all the positive energy when hanging out.

Lonnie is funny, and performs with energy and enthusiasm. Creative use of props. Christian, clean comedian that is a cross between Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy. Fun humor that everyone can relate to and enjoy. I really enjoy seeing Lonnie perform.

I have attended several shows and found him to be hilarious! I love the props he uses and especially The Cat of Nine Tails. I would highly recommend him to anyone who is looking for a good clean act for any type of event.

Booking Info

What to Expect

may experience free stuff flying out to them, may experience crowd work, just never know what to expect sometimes, The experience for my services will be one that the audience will always remember. I always stick around and meet everyone who would like to meet me.

About

Take one tall hyper bald guy, loud shirts, converse, clean humor, and mix it with The Holy Trinity and you will have a small glimpse into the stand-up comedy of Lonnie Pelley.

Rarely being serious at all, Lonnie shares funny stories thru life experiences and thru the visualizations of props. Lonnie always keeps the audience on their toes by acting crazy and moving all over the stage.

Lonnie is also an actor who has cameo roles in four Independent Movies.

No matter where Lonnie goes, he always has a picture of himself and a Black Sharpie Pen, ready to sign.

Additional Booking Notes

sometimes I come out to music , so a CD Player, sound system would be good to have.