Jambos Rejoice, Romanov’s Offski

9 years ago, a little known Lithuanian of Russian descent embarked upon a trailblazing scheme to take over one of Scotland’s biggest football clubs.

He promised, under his leadership, they’d win the Champions League within a decade.

Now, with less than a year to fulfil his promise, and with his millions and millions of pounds of assets now allegedly in the hands of others, said Lithuanian unquestionably has his work cut out for him…