Imagine the “Obama broken promises apology tour”. His writers would need he better part of a year to compile all of the broken promises, and then put them into writing and into Obama’s teleprompter. The speech for his tour would take a whole day to read, and he’d get whiplash from all the head turns reading the teleprompter.

But, at the end of the speech, he’d still say it wasn’t his fault, and it was Bush’s and the tea party’s fault.