and the guy asked me if I wanted a reciept for the doughnut. I was like, "Man, this is a simple transaction. I give you the money, you give me the doughnut. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." I tried to imagine a situation where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend, "Man, don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut. I've got the proof right here."

RIP Headman.

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."

“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...”

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."

Really? No, never heard that. I got in to Mitch way to late tho. I actually listened to "Mitch All Together" and laughed my ass off, then went out and bought "Strategic Grill Locations" and laughed my ass of once again. Then I, of course, looked up to see if he was playing any shows in my area in the near future and was heartbroken to see the truth. It was an awesome and terrible day in my life.

Although he was a highly rated recruit, he is still pretty far down on the depth chart, competing with Norwood and Cooper for the number 5 or 6 slot behind Bell, White, Jones, and Shinn. Bell, Shinn, and Norwood are taller receivers, probably playing the flanks, while the others are slot-type receivers. He was expected to be in the mix for some playing time but they shouldn't be a bad unit without him, especially early on as he gets acclimated to college football (he is a true freshman).