1 . Why is Boston better than where you live?At least an oil spill in Boston Harbor won't devastate the economy for decades.2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?Because I don't have to worry about setting aside time to watch it.3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?Chaminade University has done two significant things, Beat Georgetown in basketabll and awarded me a Bachelors degree.4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?Flipper or Lassie.Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks? Cock as in "What's up, cock?" and just the other day I was on some time off and some guy kept e-mailing me for some work related thing, I finally got pissed and called him and let him know that it was my day off. He kept trying to work the relationship angle of the sales pitch. When he heard my name, he says oh are you Italian (he is) I said WTF does that got to do with anything on my day off that you are bothering me. Pretty petulant but it felt good. It helped me sleep.

Because its impossible to make a right hand turn from Mass Av onto Beacon Street because every moron with a car in Boston will keep turning left clogging the intersection, sitting ther thru red lights, till the city empties

2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?

Because it spawns the highest # per capita of bastards

3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?

Because it was half way around the world

4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?

Ginger Lynn

Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks?

Dickhed

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