Y'all are crazy. The new FF is going to be a hentai game since those are hot sellers in Japan EDIT: and the US is one of the largest consumers of porn in the world... yeah, it will be Filthy FantASSy 69. FF69-2: Anal FantASSy will be the requisite spinoff.

And, of course, there have to be secrets so esoteric that they're only there to sell strategy guides... but the payoff will be good. I hear that the many hours spent playing frustrating and often bANAL mini-games

Telenet didn't buy FF. S-E just decided the series needed a major shakeup and what better shake up than things like the

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interactive Cloud/Yuffie makeout scene in the gondola. She does kiss him in the original version of FF7, but in Filthy FantASSy 69, you get to go further playing a Simon style mini game to make Cloud finger her off.

I have an inside source that's told me the new FF game will be similar to Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, but with Final Fantasy girls. Its intended to be the title that will skyrocket PS3 sales millions past the Wii and Xbox 360 worldwide.

Sadly, your source is only partially informed. It will in fact be a male version of that sort of game, with the boys of FF prancing around in man-thongs. There's also special bathing suit called the "clencher" that you can unlock and comes in various shades of leather and steel.

Maybe it's a completely original title and not a remake, though I'd jump for joy and have a grin from ear to ear if FFVI was given a complete overhaul and given either a proper remake or a prequel/sequel.