Summer in NYC brings on a plethora of street fairs. Vendors sell all sorts of crafts and random items. And of course, there are the food vendors who sell corn on a stick, funnel cakes, fried snack cakes, and all kinds of street meat. Sometimes there are even carnival games. How could a summer go…

A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…