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Topic: Does the Emperor Get Haircuts? (Read 4788 times)

Like, seriously, I know we're to just accept that Han never changes clothes from Hoth to Jabba's Palace basically, but what about simple things like haircuts. Who cuts the Emperor's hair? Does he have a barber like on the Enterprise? Is it awkward?

It seems like a really petty use of the force to just stop your hair from growing and keeping it perfect.

Is he particular, or picky? Does he have a supercuts?

There are so many mundane questions for the Star Wars universe that haven't been answered.

Like, seriously, I know we're to just accept that Han never changes clothes from Hoth to Jabba's Palace basically, but what about simple things like haircuts. Who cuts the Emperor's hair? Does he have a barber like on the Enterprise? Is it awkward?

It seems like a really petty use of the force to just stop your hair from growing and keeping it perfect.

Is he particular, or picky? Does he have a supercuts?

There are so many mundane questions for the Star Wars universe that haven't been answered.

Did you not see that episode of Robot Chicken?

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Peacekeeper, when it absolutely, positively has to be nuked in 30 minutes or less. Or the next nuke's free!

Why do we barely see anyone drink or eat? If that Death Star briefing was held at my work everyone would have had a latte and a scone...or at least some Lucky Charms.

Which person at the briefing was the Facilities Manager? Judging from the polished floors, they run a tight ship, except for the monsters in the waste disposal system problem (maybe someone else's department).

The speciesism of the Empire is still EU to me. But wait, this topic is EU.

I think Palpatine loved all the peoples of the galaxy so much that he didn't risk their lives in war, so he created clone troopers...choosing human clones because people would think he was a bigot if the cannon fodder were copies of non-humans.