Synopsis:Few people know that
Abraham Lincoln was the greatest fuck machine of all time. His sexual
prowess is unmatched in the history of American presidents. When he gets
word of a nefarious plot hatched by the insane Emperor of Japan, he
must learn to use his most potent power--the power of his cock!

2. I've been hearing about a brand of lingerie and bra and underwear called La Perla that seems to be a big trend in the current Twilight P2P fan fiction published. I've never heard of La Perla before, maybe because my low brow cheap self enjoys Gap undies.

The heroines, who don't have much money to their name ends up wearing this very expensive live of undergarments that in some cases costs more than a month's rent. All I know if some rich dude was going to rip off a pair of $200 undies I paid for in the heat of the passion, he would have to buy me a new pair.

Fabric: Modal-Lycra. Just like Cotton, Modal is made from
natural fibers (cellulose in this case); but it is lighter and softer,
absorbs more humidity, and is also more resistant to shrinkage than
cotton.

4. Some naughty naughty here titled- How Genitals Got Their Names of Why a Penis is Called a Pizzle.From Io9:

If you ever have a trivia party night some fun facts you can tell your guests:

"Most all of our modern medical names for genitals, slang
withstanding, are named in the fashion of the rest of our body parts –
the names are simply taken from Greek or Latin.

Penis is derived from the Latin word for tail, popping up in Cicero's ad Familiares.

Testicle (and its plural, testes), has a little more unusual etymology. The term testicle likely evolved from the Latin word testis, a term for someone that witnesses or gives testimony in a legal setting.

Clitoris
has its origin, you can probably guess if you are a fan of ancient
languages, in Greek. Clitoris carries with it connotations for the Greek
word forkey,kleis. There may be an attribution arising via the verb kleiein , meaning "to close" or "shut", as well.

The penis (or tail, if you will…) is the recipient of some of the
more inventive mainstream names through the centuries. 14th Century
English men and women used the euphemism "yard" for the organ. We've unfortunately lost that usage over time, although it might make for an interesting term to bring back. Pizzle
also pops up in old English via German and Flemish as a term for the
penis, particularly when describing the fibrous parts of the organ. Our
ancestors attached the pizzles of bulls to the tips of whips and dried them to make chew toys for dogs. Chinese Olympians ate Scottish deer pizzles (either in a stew or as a protein-like powder) in preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics"

"Jiao Xinzhen, the 27-year-old wife of one of China’s top professional
monkey trainers, regularly breastfeeds the animals. And enjoys it. Many times, some of the baby monkeys slip onto our bed at night to
suck my breasts … I feel they are just like my children,” said Xinzhen.
And speaking of children, the couple adopted one of the monkeys as a “playmate” for their son."

"Bacon jello. Yes, it's bacon-flavored jello that looks like you're
slicing into a nice, thick slab of home-cured bacon. Think of it less
as dessert, and more as a surprisingly edible piece of concept art.
This jello has a dairy base flavored with bacon (of course!), a mix of
maple syrup and flamed and reduced Calvados, and applewood smoke.

Want to get fancy? Do this again, but change up the flavorings:
breakfast (bacon, eggs, and toast layers), a BLT (obvious), or your own
favorite bacon-based flavor combination."

8. This is the man with the world's largest upper arms. "31-inch muscles without dwarfing his 5-foot-11 frame." I wonder what it feels like having basketball sized arms?

9. So your Regretsy WTFckery isn't so WTFckery, but it may raise some eyebrows if a guest sees you snuggling with a stuffed arm pillow and nothing else.

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comments:

LaPerla is the BOMB. Gorgeous stuff. When I was looking for a strapless bustier for under my wedding dress years ago the saleslady showed me a LaPerla number that made me salivate, but since it cost almost half as much as my wedding dress I didn't do more than gape and drool. I love to look at it, but I won't purchase it.