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Are you kidding me? Seriously? What about the time he pretended to be a beach lifeguard? Do you not remember him wooing ladies by sminning pools one or twice. Here he is being woken up by Murdock, he's probably COMPLETELY naked under there as a woman just exited the bed!.

What the hell is a sminning pool!!!!? Lucas! Look what you made me say!OK so Dirk he didn't go around like Tom Selleck on Magnum every week, but certainly enough to be wrong for Brad Cooper not to show the ladies [that FOX obviously want dragged to The A-Team as well] how incredibly ripped he's got

As you have presented evidence to the contrary, I withdraw my comment regarding Mr. Benedict's shirt taking off habits.

However... as I clearly did not recall Mr. Benedict doing so, I would argue that seeing him with his shirt off could be fairly described as "unmemorable."

Mr. Cooper's uh, shirt activity?, was more memorable and that juxtaposed with the instant pregnancy test advertisement just after the trailer makes me wonder exactly what is on the mind of these filmmakers?

And as far as my holding a gun to your head to make you write "sminning pool," all I can say is:

I second the motion , let us all nominate the Colonel for best personal blog ....his view of the world cheers us all up every day...hell why should James Cameron be the only ego maniac to be nominated for an award.

Yes indeed, hats off to the Colonel. However, Mr. V, I wonder if a person (or indeed an organization as prestigious as the Irish Blog Awards Committee) could really fit the Colonel into a category? That seems an herculean task, don't you think?

And I would like to know is there a category for Best Profile Picture? Because surely that would be a contender... yes?

Mr. Overseer, your considerable weight? May I recommend the services of "theclub"? Endorsed by the Colonel himself, they have been working to keep Earth Safe From The Alien Menace since January 2010.

seriously there is a best personal Blog award....I say to thee let us nominate the Colonel this very night, all of us with one voice say "Give this man a nomination!" for how else can the world learn of the Colonels views or the frankly disturbing means by which he tracked down a topless shot of Dirk Benedict to prove face was the "Man"...by the way why was Murdock in a naked faces room...does he like to watch???

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About Me

Years of being dropped on the head as a child has led me to believe that I'm a U.S. Marine General, a senior officer of a UN unit dedicated to defending the planet from things that the world doesn't believe exist. My spiritual beliefs are those formed from the work of George Lucas whom I consider to be a deity. Politically, I'm a right-wing authoritarian and believe diplomacy is achieved by those with the bigger gun. I enjoy listening to scores from movies and TV, watching action, military and sci-fi movies and television, playing 3D shooters and RPGs on the PC, reading comic-books and I adore the impressive sound of my own voice. I recorded 2IGTV; an award-nominated Podcast with my friend Mark centred on news from the world of popular culture which ran for 64 Episodes between '05 and '09. As an actor I've appeared in two major Irish short films and the pilot of a web-series. I've something to say about almost everything and you've made the wise choice of coming here to benefit from my vast wisdom, knowledge and ego - enjoy!

THE GENERAL'S RATINGS

No Star: The greatest load of shit ever, no redeeming qualities. It's creators are blacklisted and will be shot on sight if they don't redeem themselves before I meet them. Seriously - Dear God why?

1 Star (*): Awful crap. A complete waste of time. Should not have been made.

1.5 Stars (*1/2): Bad movie. I'm not happy about having paid to see this.

2 Stars (**): Dissapointing. Not that good at all except for perhaps a few select scenes or elements. I'll choose not to see this again.

2.5 Stars (**1/2): Glad I saw it, but ultimately not good enough. I won't turn it off if it appears on TV, but I'll have it on while doing something else, just to wait for the cool bit I remember.

3 Stars (***): Meh! Middle of the road movie. Balance between love and hated. May watch this on TV years later / may not.

3.5 Stars (***1/2): Enjoyable, but I would need to see it again, possibly on TV before I would purchase it.

4 Stars (****): Extreamly good. I would prefer to watch this again on Blu Ray a year or two on rather than see it on TV, but...

4.5 Stars (****1/2): Several minor flaws but not enough to distract you from excellence. Most likely will be added to my BD collection.

5 Stars (*****): An outstanding work of art. Practically Flawless. To be added to my BD collection.

5 Star Plus (*****+): One of the finest examples of it's genre.
Flawless. Automatically becomes part of my BD collection upon release.

EXEMPTION GRANTED: To be granted an exemption, a movie has literally to be amongst the greatest movies of all time. Examples include Robocop (1987), The Matrix (1999), Mission Impossible 2 (2000), Transformers (2007) and Iron Man 2 (2010). For religious purposes it is accepted that all Star Wars movies are exempt by default and cannot be reviewed.

Brigadier General Creedon is a Class-1 Nutter, he is not affiliated with a recognised news service, an officer of the US Marine Corps, a member of the organised Jedi Order or has ever slept with Scarlett Johannson. The General's Medal Of Honor is made of painted lead and bits of copper.

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