It’s terribly important we beat Spurs

WITH the mics still on after Prime Minister’s Questions earlier today (Wednesday), Jeremy Corbyn could be heard discussing important things with Speaker John Bercow: Football. They are both Arsenal fans, with the Labour leader insisting: “Now we’ve got to beat Spurs on Sunday”, and Bercow replying that such a victory would be “terribly important”. Sadly, Spurs-supporting MP Iain Duncan Smith was not on hand to spice up this tame soccer bantz.