d20Monkey Caption Contest for June

It’s that time again portallers! What the hell is going on in this comic? Is the reading rainbow actually a sentient sneaker of doom? What plane of existence has this unlucky adventurer traversed? What sort of spell is this?! Lot’s of ideas here guys, we’re trusting you to take your wildest, funniest captions and run with them!

You all know the drill! As always, the winner will have their comedic genius recognized both here, and at d20Monkey.com, gain 3 months of Ascendant time and Obsidian Portal schwag! Contest ends midnight (CST) on June 30th, so you better run! See what I did there (again)? Remember one caption per comment, and leave as many as you like. May the funniest gamer win!

And the winner is DL the DM with:

“And at that moment it was clear, the DM was too drunk to continue.”

84 comments:

Nobody knew if Hans was running from the shoe, or chasing after Nyan Cat.

LeVar Burton’s first experience as Game Master: “It says it can be anything. Take a look. It’s in the book. The wizard casts reading rainbow, and polymorphs the hideous demon into… a giant tennis shoe. Don’t you like tennis shoes? I sure do, but you don’t take my word for it… Now save vs. tread or die!”