Steak and blow job day attempt

Then spilled the wine I was cooking for a sauce (and drinking a bit of)

Started a small fire trying to clean up the wine because the oven eye was still on. Threw the inflamed napkin into the sink where there was already a bottle of cooking spray (because the wine spilled on it). Thankfully no major damage and food turned out so good we forgot to take a picture of the final product. According to the fiance I'm a good cook but a dangerous cook...the rest of the evening was...pleasant