This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

According to reports out of Miami, Lebron James’s mom has a stank attitude that is wearing thin with the authorities down there. They say that when Gloria James has been intoxicated and disorderly she gets VIP treatment from the cops instead of them locking her drunk ass up. I’m a huge fan of Lebron James so I really hope he can talk to his mom and get her to control her behavior, because the only other option is checking her in to the Dez Bryant Center for unruly mothers.

The election for a Kentucky City council seat is tied at 669 votes. And one of the candidates just found out afterwards that his own wife didn’t vote. Whoa. If she had he’d be on the City Council. This guy is the first politician ever who would’ve been helped by having a mistress.

A woman in Kenya gave birth to twin sons this week and she named one of the Barack Obama and the other Mitt Romney. And how can you tell the twins apart? Well baby Barack has big ears, a warm smile, and he likes to grab diapers and say it’s time for change. Meanwhile baby Mitt is clueless, thinks his mother is his chauffer and he refuses to watch Sesame Street.

24. Me & Vanessa Williams giving #DuckLips #Pose on the set of #DaytimeDivas @vh1 - Coming Soon to a tv near you. Lol. - My make up done by @makeupsurgeon

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25. This picture just makes me wanna praise the Lord, you hear me!!!!!! Yes Lord brotha #TEDDYCAMPBELL What a #man !!! You are everything right on this picture husband ......... #gorgeous #stylish #classy #strong #masculine #king #sexy #debonair #gentlemenstyle And that #bible in your hand just seals the deal for me (probably cause i know that, that is what helped you become just as amazing as you look😘). While my heart and mind experiences the goodness of God at #church on Sundays, my eyes experiences the goodness of Teddy😍. Amen somebody🙌🏽. "Bless the Lord oh my soul and all that is within me bless his holy name" #myman #myhusband #goodman #blackman #dapperman #godlyman #goodfather #mybestfriend

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26. Yesterday was my mama's 53rd birthday!!!!! Got to celebrate with her all day. If this is what I have to look forward to I can't wait. Looking like a soft bucket a cocoa butter. Yaaaaaaaaaas! 😍😍😍 love you mommy!

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27. "Shout out to @PureAtlanta for getting the family right"....I'm loving this jogger. 😍😍

29. You will always be my baby😜. #HappyBirthdayReginae #mybaby18

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30. GC "Gods Child" Red on Red SweatSuit available now at www.MonicaApparel.com ... Take Your Crown wherever you go!! I'm pictured in a Medium... Go to the site now for other options ... cc: @trukernell