Schrobblehead

PemberDucky wrote:My brother had a parasite! He got it from surfing into a pile of sewage in Mexico.
We nicknamed him Parasite Jones.

PemberDucky wrote:He's what you might call 'prone to injury'.
He later fractured his spine while surfing in California. Did okay--found himself stuck in a backbrace for a while and hobbling around with a cane.
And that's about when I realized that my brother looks exactly like Hugh Laurie.
And I began to feel funny about having been previously attracted to my favorite Drug Addict MD.

PemberDucky wrote:I'll make every effort to remember to upload some pics when I get home...great stuff.
Lulz, IF ONLY WE WEREN'T RELATED!

retaliatory post!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

no1

jqubed wrote:what happened to putting the quotes to misinterpret on the Dr. J's Euphemism thread?

Mr. Qubed,

IMO that's plainly a thread for euphemisms for, you know, making whoopy. People who post there obviously have only one thing on their minds, as Ms. Name periodically reminds us. This thread is for quotes of no particular significance, especially no significance to, you know, making whoopy, so people like Ms. Name would be unjustified in smacking quoters here.

dontwantaname

IMO that's plainly a thread for euphemisms for, you know, making whoopy. People who post there obviously have only one thing on their minds, as Ms. Name periodically reminds us. This thread is for quotes of no particular significance, especially no significance to, you know, making whoopy, so people like Ms. Name would be unjustified in smacking quoters here.

Only you mr 1.
You do know how you got Miss 1, don't you?
You don't want to be like my step niece and have two babies in less than a year.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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