Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

naughtyrev:That picture of her with her friends - man, that other chick has shark eyes.

And, you know, the thing about a woman... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

MichiganFTL:naughtyrev: That picture of her with her friends - man, that other chick has shark eyes.

And, you know, the thing about a woman... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

the ocean turns red and despite all tha poundin' an tha hollerin, they all come in an they...rip you to pieces

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Theaetetus:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Theaetetus:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Glad it wasn't just me. I clicked the link to see if it was the Towson grad student, saw the pic, instinctively said "man, what a douchebag this guy is," and then felt bad.

Theaetetus:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Distractions while this shiat goes down...."According to terrorism expert Steve Emerson, 20-year-old Abdul Rahman Ali Alharbi, the Saudi national first suspected of being involved in Monday's twin bomb attack, is being hastily deported. Alharbi was put under armed guard in hospital after the bombing, was visited by Saudi diplomat Azzam bin Abdel Karim, and later had his apartment raided by federal and state law enforcement agents. " HMMMMM, its like 911 all over again. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

Theaetetus:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

I hope I never make the mistake of posting a picture of me in any of my Saints gear when you are on Fark.

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

I'd help her feel less repressed, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

gregory311:Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

I hope I never make the mistake of posting a picture of me in any of my Saints gear when you are on Fark.

If you do, at least stand up straight. And either tuck your shirt in or don't - your belt buckle is not impressive. And for god's sake, don't go to the Galleria.

Theaetetus:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

So the handsome, Purple Heart having, robber chasing war hero happened to be there to comfort the attractive college co-ed that works three jobs to put herself through school and does charity work in her apparent free time. WTF? Who makes this shiat up?

teenytinycornteeth:Meanwhile, the firefighter who connected with her on a physical level by, you know, carrying her to safety and making sure she got medical attention is left out of the gushing gratitude completely.

Theaetetus:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Sure he is ...except for having two purple hearts and getting out of afganistan alive >>>personally i think. the biggest douche here is YOU.

robertus:Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Glad it wasn't just me. I clicked the link to see if it was the Towson grad student, saw the pic, instinctively said "man, what a douchebag this guy is," and then felt bad.

I was there too.

But he looked much less douchy in the other pictures of him actually helping.

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Stoj:teenytinycornteeth: Meanwhile, the firefighter who connected with her on a physical level by, you know, carrying her to safety and making sure she got medical attention is left out of the gushing gratitude completely.

He probably had a ring on.

Or continued to help other in need instead of coddling this self-absorbed twit.

cajunns:Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]Look, all heroism aside (and really, all he did was comfort her in the tent once she had already been carried to safety and was being worked on by medics), he seriously looks like a douche in this picture. Every element of this, from the posture to the half-tucked in t-shirt to the Saints cap to the fact that he's at the Cambridgeside Galleria, screams douche.

Sure he is ...except for having two purple hearts and getting out of afganistan alive