Finishing Things;

A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things
we start & we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished,
so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of
Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a
chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner
****.
An telum u luvum.

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