Welcome everyone to my dorm room, this is a place to party and have fun, i have a mini-bar in that corner over there
/Spy points to a corner and a mini-bar pops into place
Once more people join this place it will be bigger.
The uber l33t gaming system, if your board think of a game and start playing, i have any game you can think of.
We got pool tables over there, and a air hockey table there.
Now all we need is some fine females
/Spy snaps his fingers and 15 girls walk into the room
Damn I only did my snap to bring 14, whered this other one come from.
Oh well, lets party
/Spy walks over and turns on the sound system and puts on Just like Music by Eric Sermon

Spy: Dude you know what we need
Chris: A couple greased up lesbians wrestling naked in front of us.
Spy: that would be cool, but what i was thinking of is some pizza and beer
/Spy pulls out a cell phone
Spy: Yeah Quick Minute pizza, this is Spy,Yeah I want the usual
*Sudenly theres a knock on the door*
Spy: come in
*The door opens up and theres a pizza guy wheeling in 15 pizzas*
Chris: damn thats fast
Spy: why do you think its called Quick minute, set the pizza's over there and put it on my tab