May 18, 2012

Let’s finish out the week with another find in San Francisco. Once those Facebookers get their hands on all that IPO money, lots and land there are going to be made out of unobtainium. Thanks very much to Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer for this SoMa spot, ready for your serendipity.

This urban homestead, or Garage 4.0, depending on what use you feel is best, ready for you to build upon. But there’s so much more than a generous half of a tenth of an acre lot. There’s also a steady stream of hard liquor advertising dollars, too.

Well, the billboard seems attached to the building next door, but we didn’t say the advertising payments would be going to you. The agent just notes there is a “Billboard on Site”.

The photo also reveals that you’re close to transit. Real close. So let’s get a better picture of the lot, courtesy of Google Streetview.

Does Sock Puppet Central Booking operate out of the Muni bus maintenance lot that’s down the street from this place? There also appears to be a lot of… “entertainment”, available in this neighborhood as well; if you’re a sock puppet that likes to live on the wild side and have things other than *feet* stuffed inside you this is probably the perfect place to call home. (Unless it turns out that the “Stud Bar” is actually a Brony hangout instead of what it sounds like. But hey, that’s good too right?)

For the going price of 1.4 Notalotamonies maybe if you sweet talk the Realtor they’ll throw in a nice shoebox with some strategically placed holes for you to live in while you erect the Barbie Dream Mansion and otherwise landscape the rest of your palatial estate. Make Sifl and Olly proud, and say hi to Chester and Precious Roy for me!

nomadic, if he was interested to know, rather than typing it on burbed, he would have typed that question in the text box of http://www.google.com.
That’s not the whole point of him asking the question here, on burbed. He is full of adolescent intelligence (or “smartness” if you call it). It’s like a kid stealing a toy. And when the kid is interrogated, he asks “What is toy?”
It does not require second guessing on who stole the toy.

Let’s not be too harsh. The mature and intelligent guy above is unable to afford a house. What difference does it make? At least one guy is trying, while the other guy is always in full denial (“I’m not even looking”).

I have to say the most adolescent conversation here is to talk about sock puppets. In this day of IP addresses, why is there even an argument? The old lady here should have access, even though she is the worst server administrator in the world.

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