Wouldn’t it be funny if a bunch of guys at a backyard barbecue came up with the idea to build a fighting robot to play tricks and agitate the neighborhood… as well as mow the lawn? No. Turns out it wasn’t funny at all because these dudes programmed their new suburban troublemaker with all of their worst “guy” qualities. The result was a boorish remote controlled robot… made from lawnmower model 1019 and spare grill parts! It consumed large quantities of grilled meat, belched, farted, laughed loudly at stupid jokes and fell asleep on the sofa. Then it helped itself to some of the Tenderizer’s Secret Sauce and BBQ-ed its own circuitry.

Now this fighting robot has gone renegade, fleeing the backyard and destroying whole city blocks with its bad attitude and mace fist. And it has an appetite for destruction that only a rack of honey-glazed ribs can satisfy. Check that. Even food can no longer satisfy this propane-powered juggernaut jerk of spare lawn mower parts. Our only hope is that another boxing robot can stand up to him and fillet his throttle mechanism.

Wouldn’t it be funny if a bunch of guys at a backyard barbecue came up with the idea to build a fighting robot to play tricks and agitate the neighborhood… as well as mow the lawn? No. Turns out it wasn’t funny at all because these dudes programmed their new suburban troublemaker with all of their worst “guy” qualities. The result was a boorish remote controlled robot… made from lawnmower model 1019 and spare grill parts! It consumed large quantities of grilled meat, belched, farted, laughed loudly at stupid jokes and fell asleep on the sofa. Then it helped itself to some of the Tenderizer’s Secret Sauce and BBQ-ed its own circuitry.

Now this fighting robot has gone renegade, fleeing the backyard and destroying whole city blocks with its bad attitude and mace fist. And it has an appetite for destruction that only a rack of honey-glazed ribs can satisfy. Check that. Even food can no longer satisfy this propane-powered juggernaut jerk of spare lawn mower parts. Our only hope is that another boxing robot can stand up to him and fillet his throttle mechanism.

Wouldn’t it be funny if a bunch of guys at a backyard barbecue came up with the idea to build a fighting robot to play tricks and agitate the neighborhood… as well as mow the lawn? No. Turns out it wasn’t funny at all because these dudes programmed their new suburban troublemaker with all of their worst “guy” qualities. The result was a boorish remote controlled robot… made from lawnmower model 1019 and spare grill parts! It consumed large quantities of grilled meat, belched, farted, laughed loudly at stupid jokes and fell asleep on the sofa. Then it helped itself to some of the Tenderizer’s Secret Sauce and BBQ-ed its own circuitry.

Now this fighting robot has gone renegade, fleeing the backyard and destroying whole city blocks with its bad attitude and mace fist. And it has an appetite for destruction that only a rack of honey-glazed ribs can satisfy. Check that. Even food can no longer satisfy this propane-powered juggernaut jerk of spare lawn mower parts. Our only hope is that another boxing robot can stand up to him and fillet his throttle mechanism.

Wouldn’t it be funny if a bunch of guys at a backyard barbecue came up with the idea to build a fighting robot to play tricks and agitate the neighborhood… as well as mow the lawn? No. Turns out it wasn’t funny at all because these dudes programmed their new suburban troublemaker with all of their worst “guy” qualities. The result was a boorish remote controlled robot… made from lawnmower model 1019 and spare grill parts! It consumed large quantities of grilled meat, belched, farted, laughed loudly at stupid jokes and fell asleep on the sofa. Then it helped itself to some of the Tenderizer’s Secret Sauce and BBQ-ed its own circuitry.

Now this fighting robot has gone renegade, fleeing the backyard and destroying whole city blocks with its bad attitude and mace fist. And it has an appetite for destruction that only a rack of honey-glazed ribs can satisfy. Check that. Even food can no longer satisfy this propane-powered juggernaut jerk of spare lawn mower parts. Our only hope is that another boxing robot can stand up to him and fillet his throttle mechanism.