Self-diagnosis: Drunk

So i was an alcoholic! Who would have guessed? Apparently, I was the only one who didn't. Yet, despite my lone surprise, I embraced my newfound discovery with gusto.

I threw myself into the program and did everything that the AAs suggested over the next eighty-nine days. They said, "Go to meetings the way you drank." So I did--in the evenings, right around happy hour. It had been my time to let down my hair at some unsuspecting bar. Instead, I went to a meeting. Weekends were troubling for me, too, so I turned to round-the-clock meetings on those days. They also told... Login to read moreNot a subscriber? Click here to subscribe.