ISSN: 1525-898XObservations by and for the vaguely disenchanted by Kevin G. Barkes

Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video,
raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance
of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.

... but it doesn't take effect until noon, which sort of makes one wonder if things are going to get worse.

What you should see is beautiful downtown Fayette City, the train tracks, a barge heading up the Mon, and Allenport on the other side of the river.

No worries, though. The Thanksgiving shopping is mostly done, so we have lots of food. And if the power goes out, we'll just climb into bed with the seven shelties and two cats. I'm just glad I work from home and don't need to go anywhere today...