When I was picking a topic this was funniest I could come up with and I was wondering how wide Mike's eyes would get before he realized it is not the context he would hope for.

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MOBILE, AL (WSFA) - A disturbing story out of the Mobile, Alabama area where a man is accused of gouging out one of his relative's eyes. The incident happened on April 18 when a call for help was made to Prichard police.

When officers and paramedics arrived on the scene at 317 Bonner Street they made a grisly discovery. A bloody spoon sat on the kitchen table and two eyeballs were found in a nearby trash can.

The eyes belonged to Bonnie Pogue, 79, who is now in the ICU in serious condition at a Mobile area hospital.

The man's nephew, 30-year-old Timayo Knight, made a spontaneous statement in front of police officers saying he'd plucked out his uncle's eyes. Knight was arrested and charged with First Degree Assault.

A motive for the attack was not immediately known. The case remains under investigation.