A phony CIA report on Israel is being distributed by a notoriously iffy Canadian website. The problem is its conclusions may be right for all the wrong reasons. We’ll dive into those reasons as soon as we divest ourselves of this purported “study.”

The report begins with the cliche of Israel being a colonial “Apartheid” state which will be destroyed when millions of Palestinians all decide to move back there. I will dismiss this observation with the endlessly quoted tourists of the 19th century like Twain and Balzac who reported an empty Palestine where the Jews were the majority in centers like Jerusalem, Tsfat and Tiberius. The British takeover in 1917 attracted a new population of “ancient” Palestinians attracted by jobs. If you want to talk colonial takeover, start with the Hashemite dynasty moved by the British from Mecca to Jordan a generation before there was an Israel.

A study conducted by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has cast doubt over Israel’s survival beyond the next 20 years.The CIA report predicts an inexorable movement away from a two-state to a one-state solution, as the most viable model based on democratic principles of full equality that sheds the looming specter of colonial Apartheid while allowing for the return of the 1947/1948 and 1967 refugees. The latter being the precondition for sustainable peace in the region.

In short, the CIA, if it claims to be professional, would never have written such a silly introduction. This is a classic far left cliche. But the misinformation gets even sillier.

The study, which has been made available only to a certain number of individuals, further forecasts the return of all Palestinian refugees to the occupied territories, and the exodus of two million Israelis who would move to the US in the next fifteen years. There is over 500,000 Israelis with American passports and more than 300,000 living in the area of just California, International lawyer Franklin Lamb said in an interview with Press TV on Friday, adding that those who do not have American or western passport, have already applied for them.

We begin with the accurate fact that half a million Israelis boast American passports. Then the baloney. According to this hoax, ALL other Israelis have already applied for their passports. In other words, EVERYONE is getting ready to leave. This is not according to the alleged CIA report but is citation from a lawyer no one has heard of commenting on this dumb hoax. This leads to the inevitable conclusion that Israel is not going the way of South Africa or the Soviet Union, which kept their “colonial” populations, but to an even more appealing end where all the Jews leave.

“So I think the handwriting at least among the public in Israel is on the wall [which] suggests history will reject the colonial enterprise sooner or later,” Lamb stressed. He said CIA, in its report, alludes to the unexpectedly quick fall of the apartheid government in South Africa and recalls the disintegration of the Soviet Union in the early 1990s, suggesting the end to the dream of an Israeli land would happen way sooner than later. The study further predicts the return of over one and a half million Israelis to Russia and other parts of Europe, and denotes a decline in Israeli births whereas a rise in the Palestinian population.Lamb said given the Israeli conduct toward the Palestinians and the Gaza strip in particular, the American public which has been voicing its protest against Tel Aviv’s measures in the last 25 years may not take it anymore. Some members of the US Senate Intelligence Committee have been informed of the report.

The shoddiness of this rumor cum “report” is the “fact” that members of the Senate Intelligence Committee have been granted access to it. Name one such member. If you claim it, you have to prove it. I lived in Israel for 31 years, knew many Russians and can assure you, not a one, let alone a million and a half, will ever return to Russia. And every demographer for the past decade has noted that the Palestinian birth rate has plummeted to below the Jewish rate.

We can safely assume that CIA intelligence has helped shove suicidal peace agreements down Israel’s throat. It guided Pres. Carter to force Israel to give up the Sinai for peace. Today, all the years of peace talk are mere memories. No Israeli is crazy enough to visit there today. Armed terrorists have taken over the place. In 1993, Pres. George Bush forced Yitzhak Rabin to begin the Oslo peace, the result of which is Israel being bombarded with deadly missile attacks to this day with no end in sight. The Israeli Right knew precisely what the surrender of Sinai, Gaza, and the West Bank would wrought and