Cremated Remains In A Ring

Etsy seller CloseByMe will put the cremated remains of your loved ones into a ring of your choosing. You send her a pinch or two of your loved ones and she will work her strange sorcery as she forges the (Loved) one ring. Then you can wear your precious and stop grooming and stuff, until you and the (Loved) One ring are in a cave together in Middle Earth.