"You don't know who you will fall in love with. You just don't. You don't control it. Some people have certain things, like, 'That's what I'm going for,' and I have a subjective version of that. I don't pressure myself… If you fall in love with someone, you want to own them — but really, why would you want that? You want them to be what you love. I'm much too young to even have an answer for that question."

Just because her personal life is a bit messy doesn't mean she has no plans for the future, though. As far as kids go, she says probably — but she's not exactly a planner. "I had it too good to not have that, too. If I were to put money on it, definitely, yeah. But you earn that, like, that's so not here yet. I mean, at this point, I can't tell you if I want to hang out on Saturday."

There have been tons of complaints about her "resting b**** face" on the red carpet, and that's yet another thing about which Stewart DGAF.

"I have an embarrassing inability, seriously, of summoning fake energy… I'm just not very good on TV, and it's not my main goal in life to get good at it. People are like, 'She just can't handle' — for lack of a better word — 'the spotlight'. No, actually, I can't, and that is totally who I am," she said. "I love being an actor, but I'm the last person to want to have a birthday party. I don't try to force it or turn it into something else or fabricate this personality… so I totally agree when people say I'm, like, the most awkward person."