Even as a life-long and committed vegetarian, my first thoughts on hearing about the new vegetarian internet TV channel Veggie Vision was, what's the point? It's not like normal television is non-veggie, is it? I may not be a big TV watcher, but I don't often find myself wishing for more veggie-friendly programmes or being offended by what's on – except for the occasional rant by vegetarian-hater Gordon Ramsay

There have been two parts of semifinal so far this week, but this is what they've been building up to: tonight's the bit where one minor celebrity has their heart broken, for four will come before the griddle, but only three will survive.