What to wear to the zoo

Hello ! Today we are learning to dress for a very special occasion: a trip to the zoo. The zoo has a different meaning for everyone, weather it be a dreadfully boring experience staring blankly at a couple of giraffes hoping to be entertained by their leaf-munching, or a fantastic immersion into the world of exotic animals (a.k.a feeding goats with tiny pieces of brown crap), putting together a zoo-appropriate outfit might make your outing a bit more BEARable (me pointing out my pun is a desperate call for recognition, I concede)

So for this outfit you will need a couple of leopard garments.Don't be afraid to cross the matchy-matchy line, it's the zoo after all. Just be warned that you may get asked on a date by a leopard, in this case, please do not freak out, they have great table manners.