Make your gifts stand out under the tree with the wrapping paper available online

If you are still yet to be persuaded to splash out on the paper, Firebox adds: “It’s going to be torn to shreds and shoved in a bin bag before lunch time so who even gives a shit? Merry F***ing Christmas.”

The best part about the gold variety is that is comes with the text “Happy F***ing Whatever” so can be used for birthdays and baby showers too – if you feel the need.

Previously we shared how a mum claimed an Argos doll ‘SWEARS’ after daughter opened it on 2nd birthday.

And parents were furious after CBeebies presenter Chris Jarvis appeared to sing swear word on kids show about kites last year.