The fiercely candid, off-the-cuff Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star-turned-author swung by Anderson Cooper's show, where she gamely served as cohost for an episode airing Friday.

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And, as you can see from these exclusive clips, the 40-year-old blond beauty, who recently published a tell-all book titled Drinking & Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders, openly—and at times, raunchily—shot the breeze with Cooper.

But Maloof wasn't the only one at the receiving end of Glanville's zingers.

Cooper's cohost, who stunned in a magenta asymmetrical minidress that she designed herself, opened up about her dating life post-Cibrian split. And she made it very clear that there's one, um, thing men should not woo her with.

"I hate—I don't know if I can say the word—I don't like penis pics. Like, don't send me a picture of your penis," she says. "I don't wanna see it. Even if we're dating."

After sending the audience into a roaring fit of laughter, Glanville is encouraged to try using a more genteel word, to which she flat-out replies, "OK, d--k!"