Phalluses and a unicorn horn; similar in shape but not two things you'd expect to find in the same room. This eclectic collection of nearly 400 objects belongs to Oliver Hoare. There's more than meets the eye for each of his Islamic objects — too many great tales to list here. We suggest you have rootle round, and single out your own favourites. Every Object Tells a Story at 5 Cromwell Place, SW7 2JE. Until 5 July. (Tuesday-Sunday)