First Jetsfuel Caller

I noticed that Colesreturns87 has himself in his signature that he was the first ever Jetsfuel caller. The thing is, he wasn't the first ever jetsfuel caller. That infact was myself. Go ahead and go back, and you'll notice im not just lieing. I honestly don't really care about what he has in his signature, the point is, I know I was the first Jetsfuel caller, and Ron knows I was the first ever caller for the show. I had people tell me that ColesReturns87 had himself listed as the first ever caller in his signature, but I didn't think much of it. Here is a link to the first ever episode:

Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.

Did anyone else see last week's episode of "Desperate Hosewives"? The one where Susan got really really mad at Gabby because Gabby stole Susan's idea for the flower arrangements? In Gabby's defense she only did so after Susan canceled her wedding because she broke up with Ian and got back with Mike. The whole situation was resolved with a little wine, chocolate and backrubs. Fellas, you get my drift? Get a box of of Manischewitz, two bags of M&Ms and let bygones be bygones.

Did anyone else see last week's episode of "Desperate Hosewives"? The one where Susan got really really mad at Gabby because Gabby stole Susan's idea for the flower arrangements? In Gabby's defense she only did so after Susan canceled her wedding because she broke up with Ian and got back with Mike. The whole situation was resolved with a little wine, chocolate and backrubs. Fellas, you get my drift? Get a box of of Manischewitz, two bags of M&Ms and let bygones be bygones.

You just quoted Desperate Housewives as a potential solution to an argument...

You can no longer officially call yourself a guy.

And to colesreturns, I remember you saying you pride yourself in making all of your sigs and avys a whatnot. However this is the third case brought up on theft. I'd ban you for 10 days

Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.