Impeachment

I’m looking at the Dow Jones Industrials and it is down about 680 points. But I think I know a way to start it rising again: impeachment. Impeach George W. Bush, watch the Dow rise. I’m not talking ouster, just impeachment. Give people reason to think the government might actually be functioning.

Ain’t gonna happen, but that’s because Nancy Pelosi is corrupt, among other reasons of lesser importance.

Update: I might specify that my suggestion is made in jest. I actually don’t know what the effect would be if Nancy Pelosi encountered an ‘angel’ who persuaded her to change her ways and try to make up for lost time.