The problem with RoJo is he seems to be the only one who is not aware of his history. RoJo believes he was the one who started the company and led it too success. Now he wants to make sure that when the time comes for him to leave our plane of existence that his children only get the money they were born into if they deserve it.

But under the section labeled “termination of benefits,” things become odd. Johnson and his wife decreed that his children could be cut off from receiving their share of the trust in just two cases: demonstrating egregious criminal behavior or having “more than one child” without being married. See the relevant passages below:

No egregious criminal behavior(thank goodness Scott Walker is not his son) and two children out of wedlock. That means if the kids get/become pregnant, their options turn out to be give up their trust fund and work for a living or have an abortion. It is nice for RoJo to spell it out for them in black and white.

Ronnie is a busy guy so in order to do my public service I found a couple of videos he can show his offspring to make sure that there are no unwanted children until they are ready to walk down the aisle in holy matrimony.

To the Johnson kids - You are welcome(sorry Ken Burns has not tackled this subject yet)!