—Guy to his group of friends: “I don’t think I’d want a caddie. I wouldn’t want anyone telling me what I could and couldn’t do with my clubs.”

—Middle-aged girl to her friends: “That guy’s fun. He brought us all on his yacht this one time. He’s not really cute, but there was a lot of alcohol. That’s all that mattered.”

—Woman to her husband, watching Spieth bogey the 10th hole: “Spieth’s just a little kid, look at him. I just feel bad for him.”Her husband: “He’s a millionaire, sweetie. And he’s 24. You don’t have to feel bad.”

—After watching John Daly and Vijay Singh walk past them: “See, that’s cool man. That’s what makes golf so great. Even old guys can still do cool s***.”