"To honor the butter cow's 100th birthday," the Iowa State Fair is selling deep fried butter on a stick this year. It is a butter stick on a stick, dipped in batter, deep fried, and drizzled with more butter.

This news reporter better be getting hazard pay. Not only does he eat a chunk of solid butter at the beginning of the segment, but at the end, he is forced to eat an actual deep-fried butter stick. The result: liquid butter gushing down his chin, arm, and cargo shorts. "Ooh, leaking out all over his pants!" a white-haired news anchor exclaims. [KCCI via Eater]