tag:confreaks.tv,2005:/events/keeprubyweird2018Confreaks.tv - Keep Ruby Weird 2018 Videos2018-11-28T11:55:00Ztag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122782018-11-28T10:31:00Z2020-05-28T01:01:23ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Opening KeynoteYukihiro 'Matz' Matsumototag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122792018-11-28T10:57:00Z2020-05-27T01:01:09ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Distributed Fizz Buzz: Passing the Microservices InterviewScott Bellware is a short, bald man with 25 years of experience who works with development teams who have completely screwed themselves into an intractable mess of tightly-coupled monolithic madness by paying attention to cute people rather than smart people. Scott is a contributor to the Eventide toolkit for event-sourced, autonomous services in Ruby, but Scott does it better than Nathan, and he’s totally not bitter.Scott Bellware, Nathan Laddtag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122812018-11-28T11:31:00Z2020-05-28T01:01:39ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Using psql to \watch Star Wars And other silly things!Will doesn’t really want to think about how long he’s been working with Postgres. He is currently working on horizontally scalable Postgres at Citus Data, and before that was a principal member of the Heroku Postgres team. Please don’t try to right-click and steal the source for his WebSite bitfission.com.Will Leinwebertag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122852018-11-28T11:55:00Z2020-05-26T01:01:27ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Closing KeynoteAvdi Grimm is a father, a Ruby Hero, the head chef at RubyTapas.com, and author of the books Confident Ruby and Exceptional Ruby. He splits his theoretical spare time between hiking the Smoky Mountains and dancing to oontz-oontz music.Avdi Grimmtag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122872018-11-28T11:25:00Z2020-05-14T01:09:18ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Game Showtag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122822018-11-28T11:39:00Z2020-03-09T01:00:56ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Cats, The Musical! Algorithmic Song Meow-ificationBeth is a software engineer at Flywheel, a web infrastructure startup in Omaha, Nebraska. She’s also a former airborne cryptologic linguist for the US Air Force, fluent in Mandarin. Things you can ask her about include Ruby, cats, board games, BSG, karaoke, and building applications that convert songs into auto-tuned cat meows. Things she’ll have to kill you if you ask her about: the airborne linguist part. Also, she likes to make emojis look like they’re farting.Beth Hauberttag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122832018-11-28T11:44:00Z2020-03-09T01:01:00ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Using Ruby to build a modern Memex!Andrew is a software developer based in Toronto. He’s currently working on building a digital Memex as well as researching the history of similar projects. Previously, he was the co-founder and CTO of ShopLocket, an ecommerce startup acquired in 2014. When he’s not coding, he spends his time on obsessive projects such as attempting to bike on every street in Toronto, taking photos of only doors (instagram: @hyfen), and making voxel art.Andrew Louistag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122802018-11-28T11:09:00Z2020-03-16T01:01:17ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Guide to Color TheoryLouisa is the Director of the Front-End Engineering program at the Turing School of Software and Design. She is the former director of Colorado for Women Who Code and past chapter leader for Girl Develop It Denver/Boulder. She began her career as an illustrator/graphic designer, and a passion for understanding people lead her to programming. She has a soft spot for UX, typography, and correcting students when they refer to an assignment operator as an ‘equals sign’.Louisa Barretttag:confreaks.tv,2005:Video/122842018-11-28T11:50:00Z2020-04-23T01:01:45ZKeep Ruby Weird 2018 - Transcendental Programming in Ruby'A MRI committer at Cookpad Inc. He is an advocate of "transcendental programming" that creates a useless program like this bio (^_^)'.sub(?^){eval$_=%q{puts"'#$`^_#$''.sub(?^){eval$_=%q{#$_}}"}}Yusuke Endoh