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Thursday, September 29, 2016

Clichés are
sometimes unavoidable, but that doesn’t make them less annoying. Usually, clichés are the hallmark of a lazy
writers, something used to appeal to a reader without making him or her
think. I thought I’d review the clichés
that need to be avoided, if at all possible.- Prison
stories that involve male-on-male rape.
Yes, this plays to nearly every guy’s primal fears, but it has been done
to death.- Clean cut
bad guys. It seems that the only people
you can make villains nowadays are bankers dressed in three piece suits. Anytime I pick up a mystery or crime story
now, it’s pretty easy to find who the bad guy is going to end up being – I just look for the neatly dressed
guy who has been successful while everyone else around him is poor. Stop it.- The rogue
hero with a heart of gold. This is
almost standard in every cop drama or war novel, We like to see guys with a rough exterior
that we can peel away into a teddy bear.
I guess this goes to our notion of how we can change things for the
better. For a twist, make the rough guy
really be a rough guy.- Brilliant
doctors/scientists who have an amazing epiphany at the last possible
second. Look, I get the need to build
drama, but I can’t tell you how many times it’s that last second insight that
solves everything. Aside from being a
lazy catchall, it makes me wonder why this supposedly brilliant person couldn’t
think of it earlier.- The hurt
athlete. It seems that every story
involving a great athlete has that person get hurt in order to “find
themselves,” as if tragedy is required for greatness(or maybe that we just hate
jocks). Perhaps an athlete should
sometimes just be an athlete.- The government
conspiracy is behind everything. Good
God I get tired of this one. It seems
we’re so afraid of offending anyone that we resort to the
eeeeevvvvvviiiiillllllll government(almost ALWAYS being the American
government), as the catalyst for every villainous thing out there. The complete lack of creativity involved in
this makes me want to drill a hole in the side of my head so I can get the
idiocy out.These are
just a few, but if you’ve seen it over and over and over and over again in
either print or on your favorite TV show, find a different way. Sometimes it can’t be avoided in order to
stay true to the story, but most of the time it makes you look like a hack.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

She lay on
the bed, her gown strewn lazily over her chest.
Her breath rose rhythmically as her nostrils took in the warm summer
air.She’d been
asleep for a while now. Sure, I’d go
stir her every so often in order to avoid the near-catastrophe I encountered a
year and a half ago when my apathy nearly killed her, but I mostly let her
rest.My Muse
hasn’t been too active as of late, and that has been by design. The projects she worked with me on now need
their own time to rise, and her constantly whispering into my ear would be
distracting. That was a distraction I
simply couldn’t afford at the moment.Still, every
once in a while, I just liked to sit here and watch her. Part of it was to make sure she was still
with me; I nearly lost her once, and even that memory brought on chills. The other part of me was to just appreciate
her beauty. My Muse was there for me in
the darkest of times, nudging me towards certain paths in ways even I was
unaware of.Of course, I
couldn’t let her sleep too long. She
might slip into a coma if I did, and that’d be as bad as her disappearance last
year. No, she needed to stay just active
enough that she’d be there when I needed her.
Even rousing her from time to time wouldn’t brush off all of the cobwebs
when I really needed her, but it would make the process much easier.So I watched as she snoozed, a soft smile still
on her lips. This wondrous masterpiece
served as an outlet for me, so I let her rest…for now.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

I have a well-documented dislike of literary agents, especially as they exist in current form. Some have asked what I have against
them. Is it that I was once turned down
and am now bitter? Is it that I don’t
like that you have to have an agent to get picked up by a major publisher?Let me first
start out with an admission of full transparency. In my early days, before I knew anything
about the publishing business, I had the same visions every newbie author has,
to get signed by an agent and hit it big with a major publisher. I even submitted query letters to a few
agents regarding Akeldama. Several
ignored my inquiry, and I got a standard form letter rejection from a few
others. A couple were even gracious
enough to give me a personal rejection.
However, nobody took me up on my submission.At this
point, I know many of you will stop reading and write me off as an embittered
hack who just didn’t like people telling me I wasn’t good enough. That’s okay.
If you’re in that crowd, you wouldn’t hear anything else I had to say
anyway.As time
progressed, and I did more research regarding publishing, the less I liked the
traditional process. Thirty years ago,
there were dozens of presses to get published at; now there are five. I also started learning things I didn’t care
for, like how I found no agent with a background in contract law(most had
literary degrees). Although
understanding good literature is great and necessary to sell novels to
publishers, appreciation for that is so subjective. However, contract law is not, and aren’t I
looking for someone who knows that so I can get the best deal I can? How does an MFA qualify someone to know the
language behind torts, payments schedules, opt-out clauses, and various other aspects
of a legal contract? Wouldn’t the ideal
agent have a background in intellectual property law, with either a minor in or
an appreciation of good writing?Then there’s
the inbreeding of it. In order to stay
relevant, agents have to stay cozy with publishers. That’s great…except I don’t want my agent to
represent publishers – I want them to represent me. This system makes it far too likely that the
agent will have the publisher’s best interests at heart instead of mine so they
can stay in the group and have continued employment. It’s hard to get the few publishers that
remain to listen to you if you have a reputation as a hardass.There are
other things too, but that’s the basic framework. Sure, no one likes to get rejected, and it’s
entirely possible there’s some personal animus directed to the group as a
whole, but I don’t think so. Were it not
for indie publishing, I’d have to swallow my pride and become part of the
system, if possible. However, the
changes in the current market make agents relatively meaningless. I’m sure they work great for some folks, but
I’m sure an enema works great for some folks too, and I don’t want one of those
either.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

We all get
caught up in our lives.There are bills
to be paid, kids to go to sports, decks to be fixed, etc.This can leave us all hardly any time for our
true passion of writing.Therefore, when
we get a free minute, our tendency as writers is to sit at the keyboard and
start cranking away on our work.But
have we forgotten something?Have we
forgotten that to write, we need to read?“Wait!”you shout.“How am I supposed to read when I have dinner on the stove, baths to
give, grass to mow, and drinks to drink with co-workers?”Yep, life can be hectic, but if we don’t read
well, our writing will suffer.Good reading
is a cornerstone of good writing.You
can observe techniques and tricks for writing that other authors use, and you
can either figure out they don’t work or that they might be useful to you.Further, you maintain a sense of literary
awareness by reading good stories written by successful authors.I liken it to playing chess or basketball –
you may still remember the fundamentals, but the absence of actually
participating will dull your skills and reduce your muscle memory.Don’t forget
that you can learn as much from poor writers as you can from good ones.No, I don’t stay with a novel that makes me
want to claw my eyes out, but it reminds me stuff not to include in my
writing:don’t overdo the very bad
poorly horrible adjectives and adverbs that announce in BREATHLESS! and over-the-top
ways the action; don’t have character conversations that sound like
two teenage girls on Facebook; description is fine, but make sure it sets the
stage rather than is the stage; stop with all the damn clichés(if I read
another crime drama that starts with the main character squinting into the sun
after a drunken night, I think they can write their next novel about me because
my rage will become murderous).Reading is
essential to good writing.Just as an
NFL quarterback can’t be great on the field without studying tape, writers
can’t be great in writing without reading.Besides which, it’s a fun break away from the tedium of life, and it
helps remind us why we got into this aggravating fantasy to begin with.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

In some of
the more popular fictional universes – Star Trek, Star Wars, Warhammer, etc –
it’s not uncommon for multiple authors to publish stories with the same
setting. It gives us lots more stories
about our favorite characters than we could get otherwise, so fans will flock
to them, but is this necessarily a good thing?The
difference in the quality of writers is the most glaring weakness in this. Let’s take the Star Wars universe, for
example – following Return of the Jedi, there was little left in that realm. Most of what had been published was done
prior to the last movie, and the spark seemed dead. Then, in 1991, Timothy Zahn revitalized the
franchise with Heir to the Empire. It
was an instant classic, drawing fans back in with a zeal similar to the
original movie. It led to a whole host
of new stories and new writers writing them.Unfortunately,
at least from my point of view, Zahn was far and away the best author out there
for this type of work. I found others
that followed to be dry and uninspiring, mostly relying on boring old clichés
and worn settings that they couldn’t breathe life into. I often wondered whether the Star Wars
universe would’ve been better had those other writers come in first and let
Zahn be a later spark, or would it all have died before ever getting off the
ground.The second
issue I have with multiple writers in the universe is consistency of
story. I have a hard enough time keeping
my own story straight – keeping it straight over several writers and several
books may be all but impossible. And
believe me, fans will find those inconsistencies. I’ve read a few books that play fast and
loose with the canon, and it’s frustrating.Third…are we
really so out of ideas that we have to borrow from another? Maybe I’m being an old codger here, but I
find writing so much in an already established universe to be lazy, especially
when taken from one so prominent. My ten
year old daughter could write a story in the Harry Potter universe; do we
really need folks not named Rowling to do that?
Where has the creative spark for creating your own world gone?

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Part of the
process in this whole indie publishing thing is getting started, and as with
any venture, it can be expensive. But
just how expensive? And how much into
debt do you need to go in order to put out a decent product.To start
with, any fool with a computer and access to the internet can upload his or her
work and call it an indie novel. If
success was that easy, there’d be a lot more Hugh Howey’s out there and fewer
(insert anonymous writer’s name here).
The challenge here is to appear professional, and whether we like it or
not, that’s something that matters in this business.There are
obvious expenses, like getting a good cover.
Don’t – repeat, DO NOT – simply put your title on a solid background,
upload it, and think you’ve done anything other than shoot yourself in the
foot. Covers draw us in, and you need a
good one, especially when you’re an unknown.
These can run around $500 for something decent, but this isn’t an
expense you should skimp on.ISBNs are
next. If you want to be taken seriously,
and someday get into bookstores, you need your work to be available through an
ordering catalogue, and you have to have an ISBN for that. The number you get depends on how many
versions you offer. No, not versions
where the hero is an albino in one and a lion in another, but rather your
hardcover, paperback, foreign edition, ebook edition, etc. Each of these requires an ISBN, so consider
just how many formats you really want to be involved in. Good thing is that ISBNs aren’t prohibitively
expensive – about $50 a piece, and some bundles are available that reduce that
cost in bulk.Then we
start getting into really expensive
stuff. Editing comes in many forms, and
none of those forms is cheap. Content
editing is far and away the most expensive, and it will run you several
thousand dollars for a competent job. I
use beta-readers for this since I think editors are usually no better than the
intended audience for this. That said,
copyediting isn’t cheap either, as I found out recently on another
project. A good copyedit will cost over
$1000 for anyone of competence, so the question necessarily becomes how much
you need it. I think professional
copyediting is a must, especially for first time writers, but this one is
difficult due to expense.All of this
comes down to expense versus profit. How
much do you think your project will reap?
If you’re not going to recoup your original investment, why do it? Are you just looking to establish a fledgling
base? I set aside a little each month
and have a nice little nest egg for publication, but it’ll cover maybe two
books. If my work doesn’t start to take
off after that, further expense will be hard to justify, which will, in turn,
harm the next product. Threading this
needle is much more difficult than writing the book, which while rewarding,
isn’t exactly easy.I never said
this would be easy…just expensive…

Thursday, September 15, 2016

I’ve never
belonged to a book club. However, a few
of my friends are part of one, and that got me thinking about using that
channel as a marketing technique.As a brand
new author, few of us will have the street cred of a JK Rowling or a Stephen
King. The reputation of a new writer,
and thus the potential for new/increasing sales, is based in large part on word
of mouth – someone will read a book by a person they’ve never heard of and then
pass along to a friend how much he or she liked the novel. But how do you do that? How do you get your work into someone else’s
hands and know they’ll read it?If you have
a friend in a book club, that is an approach.
I approached one of my friends and asked her if she would be willing to
have her group read Akeldama and critique it.
No, not as beta-readers, but after publication as an actual novel. If I can get a fan or two from that group,
perhaps my base will spread.As indie
writers, I think we need to be creative in how we market our work. I can’t afford a full page ad in the New York
Times, and no bookstore is going to give me a large display at the front of
the store. Therefore, we need to figure
out how to generate buzz. Book clubs are
designed for those who like to read.
They’re usually such passionate readers that they’ll talk about what
impacted them in the literary world, and they may be able to turn on others
outside of their club.So seek out
alternative avenues. You never know
where your wave of success could begin.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

As I’ve said
before, everyone thinks he or she is capable of writing the next Great American
Novel, but few actually follow through.
It’s that follow through that produces a remarkable effect when you let
people in on your world.Through
work, I recently became associated with a new group of talented individuals who
are up and coming in the company. Part
of getting to know each other included telling things about ourselves that we
felt others would find interesting.
After the standard trope about family and background, I divulged two
facts – 1) that I’m personally ungooglable(that’s why I go with RD Meyer rather
than Russ Meyer – go ahead and look that name up, but don’t do it from a work
computer), and 2) that I’ve written nearly ten books and will publish the first
next May.All heads in
the room immediately turned. Some wanted
to know what I would do with all the money I was bound to make, not realizing
that most writers don’t reach the level of James Patterson. To others, this somehow made me instantly
smart in their world. And yet more
became very intimidated when we started exchanging position papers on stuff.There seems
to be an air of instant intellectual credibility one gains whenever
acknowledging that you’ve written a novel.
Never mind that none of them have ever read a single thing I’ve written
– it could’ve been a re-creation of Pregnesia – the fact that I’d taken the
time to write a full length novel made them think I was a literary genius…or at
least more well versed than any of them.I think some
writers revel in this perception, but it gave me more a sense of responsibility
than anything. I felt I needed to make
sure my work justified that admiration.
It’s not that I haven’t worked hard, but any fool with a computer can
crap out words on a page. When people
think you need to be a great writer to complete a novel, you have some duty to
not let them down.Yes, it made me feel good. I felt smarter, and I held my head high for a
few days. Still, somewhere deep in my
gut, I wondered if I was worth that perception.
After all, it’s not like I’m yet published, and I’m certainly not yet
successful in the world of published authors.
I guess I just need to be sure that my credibility doesn’t crash the
moment someone reads my first book.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

I sent out a
newsletter recently – something I need to do much more often – and was gratified
to get a few responses. However, what I
found most frustrating was the pings I got back indicating that the email on my
list wasn’t correct.This
frustration was a mixture of annoyance with the person who gave me an incorrect
email address, and annoyance with myself for copying down wrong email
addresses. Yes, some people were jerks
who either intentionally gave me a wrong email address so they wouldn’t hurt my
feelings by turning me down when solicited(a coward’s act, and I only counted
three), but most of my frustration was with myself – I’d copied down the
address incorrectly(maybe it was .net when I wrote down .com, or I left an “e”
out of the person’s name). It indicated
sloppiness on my part, and few things drive me crazier than when I make a
simple error.I eventually
got it all sorted out and corrected my list, also sending out the email to
those who I know didn’t get it the first time(I had to do this a few times
since my pings came in not all at once, but rather spread out over the course
of two days), but it just bothered me.
This is the business side of things, and I’d rather spend my time
writing.I suppose
this is a warning, for lack of a better term, for everyone to check your lists
as you’re writing them because you won’t be able to remember afterwards. It also saves you from going back to the
person via Facebook or something, hat in hand, and re-soliciting them. Don’t gloss over the nuts and bolts of what
you need to get people to buy the book you’ve pitched to them – it wastes time
you can better spend elsewhere.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Okay, I have
some news. This may not seem like a big
deal to you guys, but it’s a big deal to me, and this is my blog, so I’m going
to share it with you.As I’ve
mentioned before, I was out of the country for a good portion of the past
year. Although my environment wasn’t
totally austere, there were still things I didn’t have access to, and Kindle
updates was one of them. Well, back in
late February, Kindle sent me an email saying that a major update was on the
way via the wireless, and I’d have to have it in order to buy and install new
ebooks in my device.Big
problem. I couldn’t get wireless.Since I
wasn’t downloading any Kindle books anyway, it wasn’t a big deal…at the
time. However, I knew I’d be returning
to the United States at some point, and I enjoy ebooks since they don’t clutter
up my house – I save buying hardcover books for the ones that really pique my
interest – so I would have to get the update.
Unfortunately, they would no longer send it out via wireless after the
end of March.When I
returned to America near the end of June, my Kindle sat on my table, staring up
at me with a blank expression.
Supposedly there was a way to get the update off of the Amazon website,
but I’m a technological Neanderthal, so figuring it out was like asking a
German Shepard to do calculus. I hemmed
and hawed for a while, even going so far as to download the new update to my
computer once…where I promptly forgot which folder it went into.Still, after
much head scratching and hours of feeling more than stupid, I finally hooked my
device up to my computer, downloaded the update again, and transferred it to
where it needed to go. I tested it out
and found I’d been successful! One Year After by William Fortschen was out, and that was the one I really wanted. It’s now awaiting a reading.So, what was the point of that tale of woe? No point – I simply wanted to express my glee
at having my beloved Kindle operational again, as well as to thump my chest
that I figured out one technological mystery.
Now if only I could figure out how to change my ringtone to what I want…

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

I recently
acted as a beta-reader for a friend’s novel, and although I did my best, the
story confused me. The characters acted
inconsistently, and the overall story was vague. When I presented this insight to my friend,
this person got defensive, as we are wont to do when we feel like someone is
attacking our precious babies, and started explaining to me why I failed to get
what was being said.I smiled and
nodded along, understanding that regardless of my intention, I’d just shit all
over their heart and soul. However, two
things were running through my mind the whole time:1. I was doing a favor by acting as a
beta-reader.2. You shouldn’t have to explain to me what your
story was about.First, since
I don’t pay my beta-readers, I always keep in mind that they’re doing me a
favor. They could’ve easily told me to
get bent, or just ignored my request for such readership altogether(as has
happened more often than not). However,
they took time from their lives to give me feedback on my work, so attacking
them isn’t the best way to acknowledge their help. I feel that, at this stage, I should listen
to what the beta-reader has to say and file it away for later analysis. This isn’t the time for a pissing match.Second, if I
have to explain what I was trying to say, maybe my writing was the
problem. It’s important to get several
different beta-readers to see if there is a trend in your writing. It’s possible that someone doesn’t get what
you’re trying to say while others get it completely. But if several people have the same issue,
then you need to look at what you put on paper.It’s the writer’s job to convey the story in a
way the audience understands, not the job of the audience to sift through the
author’s prose and discern the meaning.
Once it has been published, you can’t sit down with every single person
who reads your stuff and explain to them what you really meant. They need to get it without you around. Go back and look at your work and figure out
if it’s clear enough. If it’s not, then
it’s not the readers’ problem for not comprehending your brilliance, but rather
your problem for not being clear enough.
That may sting, but would you rather sting and sell, or would you be a
misunderstood arteest who no one buys?

Sunday, September 4, 2016

This blog
has gotten roughly 71,000 hits in the nearly five years of its existence. Yes, the number of hits has ebbed and flowed
with the effort I’ve put into promoting it, but I’m exceedingly grateful to
those of you who’ve taken a minute or two from your schedule to read it.That said,
I’m seriously considering reducing the number of posts by one or two a week. This is for two reasons. First, as my last post indicated, it can be
stressful when I get to a month and haven’t posted anything yet. Second, I wonder whether I’m growing
redundant. Yes, some topics need to be
reviewed, but there are only so many ways to talk about why adverbs are bad, or
why it’s so important to evoke an emotional response in readers.I anticipate
things will pick up as I approach the launch date for Akeldama next May, but I
wonder at the worth of keeping this site updated three times a week. I would really appreciate hearing from anyone
who reads this blog on anything resembling a regular basis – what are your
thoughts on the potential for reducing the number of weekly posts, and what do
you think would be the correct amount?
Don’t worry about this going into effect immediately, but since it could
happen as early as October(if implemented), I really want to know what you
think.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

As you may
know, I write out about a month’s worth of posts in advance. Much of what I choose to discuss doesn’t
necessarily have to be timely. Unless
it’s a piece of breaking news, I can fire off a post and simply let it come out
when it comes out, adherence to time be damned.Unfortunately,
that can also get me in trouble. As I’ve
often said, writing is like going to the gym – it’s a habit that requires
routine use or it becomes easier to ignore doing it. Given that I’ll spend three or four days
writing out 13 or 14 posts, schedule them, and then be able to walk away, it’s
not hard for me to overlook when yet another month is approaching. Such happened to me this month.My time back in the United States has been great.
I’ve been able to reconnect with family, enjoy some other hobbies, and
work on things for my house. However, it
has also allowed me to forget about blog deadlines. It was the 22nd of August before I
realized that I hadn’t done anything for the September posts. Yes, plenty of time left, but writing this
blog is about more than sitting at the computer to shit out topics. Just deciding which topics to write about is
a drawn out process, one that requires time.
If I don’t plan out what I’ll write about, I find myself doing the
functional equivalent of running my fingers over my lips while making that
“b-b-b-b-b-b” sound.So, what
does this all mean? It means I’m lazy
sometimes and forget to track the days.
Another month is upon us – time to get it in gear.

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About Me

I'm an award winning author with two novels to my name, Akeldama and Salvation Day(IndieReader Discovery Award for Paranormal Fiction, 2018). I lived in Hawaii for seven and a half years and moved back to the mainland in June of 2016. My wonderful wife Sherry and incredible daughters Rachel and Amelia help support my eccentricities and keep me sane.
Hopefully others will enjoy reading my bizarre tales as much as I enjoy writing them.