The greatest battle in history, 189 Texan farmers defend a run down church against 5,000 Mexicans; 1,600 of whom are killed or wounded in the battle, although every single one of the defenders were killed it brough time for Sam Houston to form an army and beat the Mexicans at a later date.

Davey Crockett picked off the Mexicans with his Pennsylvania Long Rifle at the Alamo.

Where you take your dick and scream "ARRRRRIBAAAA" while you smack your partner's face rapidly, and cum in his eyes, then smack him with a cactus. Because we all know thats what happened in The Battle Of The Alamo, a bunch of gay dude sex resulting in the Spanish winning.

Guy 1 - "Dude! I just Alamo'd the shit out of that guy over there!" Guy 2 - "Haha!!! That's only funny cause I'm gay and from Texas!"

(a small saying to convey a shrug of the shoulders and a good pat on the back) as in to say move on mate it could be worse etc.....
(ps it can also be done. as in, the problem can be accepted laughed at and moved away from)

oh what the fuck! i dropped my chicken balti on the new sofa!
"oh no worries homie! ALAMO! ALAMO!"
oh thanx mate haha(chuckle) ill just sit on it instead.

A place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.

"My great great grandaddy fought in the Alamo. I hang my head in shame."

A sexual move in which a White women Preferably from Texas has sexual intercourse with Three Mexicans, during the intercourse the women is to struggle and scream " THE ALAMO!!" as her anus is penetrated with a Mexican Penis.