Looks like McDonalds has entered the EFL scene. Picked this masterpiece off the employment page of their website...

"...each individual teacher compliments the curriculum nicely with there own unique personality..."

And another beauty...

"..There are two types of positions available at our institution..."

And an awe-inspiring Russian course at the school of English...

"...Russian for Foreigners!
Join now the most comprehensive course of Russian instruction for foreigners. Whether your needs are conversational Russian, General Russian, and or Business Russian we have the resources and expertise to partner in your quest for proficiency of the Russian Language. Our Professors have at least 10 years of teaching experience! Go with the leaders of Training and Language Instruction! Go with Harvard School of English!

Call for rates and group times. We have morning, day, and evening classes. Maximum group size is 10, minimum is 3. Pay rate is $10 per academic hour..."