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Pretty funny, supposedly 4 polish guys answer, 3 of em delivery hilarious advice to these misguided kids, and one is straight and tells em the right stuff. I got a question answered, so it aint made up (although I did make up the question)

Question: My boyfriend and I have sex often. And being gay this means my ass is often sore after a weeks worth of sex. Are there pads I can put on my ass to prevent this?

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Bogdan:

Anal sex without the soreness? That's like getting a sundae without ice cream! The painful ramming is what you're paying for, dude!

I mean "looking". Not "paying". That's just silly. I gotta go.

Stasiek:

Yeah, getting ass ****ed can be painful after a while. Do what the experience homosexual's do:
Fill you rectum with Ben and Jerry's Chocloate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. It's like a giant splash of cold water on a fresh burn.

Piotr:

Gee I don't know, how about keeping his dick out of your ass for a day or two to allow the sore to go away? Attention homosexuals, please stop asking us questions, we don't relate to you in any way. Well except maybe for Stasiek.

Janek:

Yes, "being gay", having a sore ass is just a part of life. After all, it's impossible to be gentle when having anal sex.

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