This trip has been life changing what with me now getting married to a huge Jamaican tranny. I hope the local hunt treat Shaniqua with respect. I know Tozza is a very active in the farming transexual social scene - I'll PM him when I get back to find out the names of some good clubs/quiet village pubs that favor cock on cock BLT action and quiz nights.

BTW Mingebag PM'd me asking for some nudey photos of Shanny to add to me thread. I told him she/he is all mine to buck and he'll have to sort hisself out. I did give him a shortlist of 1,279 of my favorite porn websites to help him out though.

I forget. I did tell you not to post these private messages on COB - right? Some of the lads might not understand my new alternative lifestyle.