I have things to say people, so sit down. Please excuse my run-on sentences and grammar mistakes. My syntax will be off so sue me and get off my shit.

I just can’t get over the fact that Gretchen from The Real Housewives of OC wore a fucking white fur shrug to Vicky fucking Gunvalson’s birthday party. Like, seriously, who the fuck does she think she is. And her dress? So fucking awful. Her skin looked way too tan and her hair was too perfectly coiffed. and her lip color. OMG. Who is her make-up artists. Like, I just can’t. She was totally one-upping Vick. I don’t like either of those bitches but like wtf. so rude.

Because I’m enjoying life and I like to keep people wondering. I like to keep some moments private and those include hanging out with my son and fiancé (OMG!). But…with that being said……here’s a picture of the cutest feet you have ever seen!