After cast member Shain Gandee died earlier this month, MTV chose to cancel the reality series Buckwild, which was basically West Virginia’s answer to the Jersey Shore. But while the show’s creator shops the series to other networks so he can continue showcasing the stupidity of America’s youth, those crazy kids need to make money in other ways. That includes amateur pornography.

Shae Bradley, billed as “The Spicy Southern Belle”, admitted to TMZ that she and her redneck boyfriend, Jesse, made a sex tape and he’s currently trying to sell it. Of course, he can’t sell it unless she gives her consent (and she was of age when they made it), but that doesn’t make for a fun story and paint her as a victim, like most good sex tape stories do.

The video sounds pretty boring, as she apparently doesn’t even take her shirt off, and if I wanted to watch two people have sex with their shirts on, I’ll just keep watching my parents do it.

It’s sad when any young guy who seemingly isn’t such a bad guy dies. Sure, we could blame MTV, but they didn’t invent stupidity, they only foster it, highlight it, and make tons of money from exploiting it. Like the good and decent country folk of Buckwild who like most MTV reality shows seem destined for trouble. Or in the case of Shain Gandee, death. In the latest update, it looks like Shain, his uncle, and another dude died in Shain’s ’84 Bronco from carbon monoxide poisoning because the car was running with the tailpipe stuck in deep mud. I wouldn’t even think of shit like that. I’m a city mouse. But that sounds fucked up even for a country mouse. Nobody should die from being stuck in the mud.