How Perfectly Perverse- Use as a major action. You may make an unusual, bizarre, unorthodox, or otherwise unexpected maneuver that gains a large attack bonus, and other benefits at the DM’s discretion. Each time this card is used, it must be a unique and original idea.

Inspector Bates Cowager was not cut out for the adventuring life, but rather found it thrust upon him. As the Inspector General of the knightly order known as the Vox Borealis, Bates did not expect to find himself accompanying knight-errants on their wild adventures. An unexpected encounter with a Sea Nymph’s magic caused him to develop some rather… unusual behaviors, mutations, and appetites of an aquatic nature. Rather than wallowing in pity, Inspector Bates embraced his new life, foiling enemies with his unusual weaponry and embracing a fatalistic, to-hell-with-it-all approach to combat."