Magazines about which celebrity was spotted leaving a love nest with which other celebrity to whom the first celebrity is not married.

Dreadlocks.

"TIL that it's genetically impossible for whales to have evolved from leg-having ancestors, millions of scientists are signing a petition to stop the teaching of evolution and evolution isn't real because Nazis wanted to kill all the Jews. Alternately, I met a moron at the museum." -- TIO

Jake wrote:Magazines about which celebrity was spotted leaving a love nest with which other celebrity to whom the first celebrity is not married.

I would expand this to "any magazine viewable while in a supermarket check-out line"

Yeah, that's what I was trying to encompass with my description. But you said it more concisely.

"TIL that it's genetically impossible for whales to have evolved from leg-having ancestors, millions of scientists are signing a petition to stop the teaching of evolution and evolution isn't real because Nazis wanted to kill all the Jews. Alternately, I met a moron at the museum." -- TIO

Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, etc.
Also Glee.
People whose dream car is a giant truck.
People who play the lottery.

" i discovered you eat dog dicks out of a bowl marked "dog dicks" because you're too stupid to remember where you left your bowl of dog dicks."-dhex, of course.
"Come, let us go forth and not rape together"-Jadagul

" i discovered you eat dog dicks out of a bowl marked "dog dicks" because you're too stupid to remember where you left your bowl of dog dicks."-dhex, of course.
"Come, let us go forth and not rape together"-Jadagul