Benzino’s Shirtless Selfies: A Retrospective

Just the other day, Benzino announced that he would no longer be posting shirtless selfies to his Instagram profile, on account of his phone being lost and then hacked, resulting in some nude photos being leaked. But anyone who follows Zino’s account knows that those selfies make up for like, half of everything he posts, whether they’re straight on shots of himself at the gym (“#GYMFLOW”), flexing his muscles in the mirror at home, or in the tub. “As of today NO MORE BATHROOM SELFIES EVER AGAIN!!!! I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON AND APOLOGIZES TO ALL… (I’m gonna do better) and I will,” he tweeted.

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We will truly miss these bathroom self-portraits that have become his social media signature. In their honor, let’s take a look at every single shirtless selfie Zino Grigio posted this summer. Yeah, these are just from the past three months. There are so many more, but alas, there will be no new ones from now on. Farewell, selfies. Farewell.
[Photos: Instagram]