Sunday, September 12, 2010

Mother's Call

A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs.

As she's running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens. A hand reaches out and pulls her in. It's her mother. The woman whispers to her child, "Don't go into the kitchen. I heard it too."

How was my comment like a black man's?!?!? I'm white lol and I was just trying to say something funny! That first remark by you was kinda hurtful, but should I expect ANYONE on the Internet to be nice? No. That's why I just read the pastas and don't usually post comments...dick...

And I didn't say it was like "a black man's," I said your comment was like "a black man." No apostrophe. I called it stupid (as in, not intelligent), therefore I meant it was like a black man. And your comment also is an alleged rapist. "Alleged." Pfft. Damn Jesse Jackson.

"I'm white lol"

...well you are now free to roam around at night without question.

You want niceness? You want people to be kind to you?

Here you go: http://www.mlpforums.com

There you go. People are sure to be very, very nice to you there. Warning: they may ask for "pictures."

Have a nice day, whitie. Enjoy the police giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Look man, I'm not looking for an arguement. I'm not racist or anything like that. And I knew what you meant by " your comment was like a black man " " not intelligent, as in a black man?!?!?" woah kinda racist there dont you think? I don't know who you are, but I'm not one to argue, so why don't we just put this behind us, ok?

The Commenter Who Once Was "Formerly Known as Anonymous" but Now Is Once Again Known as AnonymousJuly 11, 2012 at 4:01 AM

I didn't think I was being argumentative, I was simply making sure you understood what I meant and that you'd know where to go if you wanted to casually encounter people with an interesting definition of "being nice."

I'm surprised you haven't lowered yourself to flame warrior, like most would, and I am pleased.

Yeah, I know what you are talking about, and I know that most people on the Internet are dicks, and i really don't care. That's why I just read these pastas and dont post comments a lot. And btw I guess I could call myself sensitive, but I get that u are trying to help, I guess. I understood what you meant perfectly.So I'm glad that we've come to an understanding. ;)

Was it 4:01 AM your time? Maybe I'm in the UK and it was actually later in the morning......for the record, it probably *was* actually 4:01 for me, but I don't believe it shows the local time for each poster....then again, I've never noticed. I am in US Eastern time zone.

I'm kinda horny now....no not because of the sexual nature of that picture, but because I said Applejack and Big Mac(intosh) multiple times, and it reminds me of the pony show. Like most bronies, it has inspired me to face the fears in my life, produce art, and has made me realize the most fun thing to do is bring condoms to the local elementary school and ask kids if they want a "pony ride, only replace pony with penis and ride with rape."

We bronies are such a wonderful community. Before us, sexing the children was considered a "bad" thing, but we changed the definition of masculinity and pedophilia!!! Ima brony. Are you? Let's talk about it.......pantslessly.

Gasp, you ASSUME I'm gay only because I'm a brony....and I thought you were cool. I thought you put the hate behind you, just like Applejack put her brother's peepee behind her, inside her asshole. Or vagvag. Being an average American brony, I admit I can't tell which is which. That type of sibling play is how I dream about MY sister....SISTER, not brother, but I guess since all bronies are "gay" to you, you won't believe me huh?

And the thing about the kids and us talking without pants, well..it's just a side-effect of being a brony. But you're suuuuch a hater! If you think you're a brony at all, you must be a hypocritical one!! I'm gonna cry to Sethisto and them, and they're gonna get our friends to make a BANNER of your hate to show on the site, and we'll write clopfics in the 1,000's starring Rainbow Dash's asshole and Pinkie Pie's tongue to PROTEST your obvious misunderstanding of our culture!

...though still....13? And you were 12 when you wrote earlier? Damn, still impressed that you didn't descend into flame-osity earlier, since people that age usually cry like a bitch.

Alright fine, no more talking about bronies...let's forget about our ages and get back on track, assuming you still wanna talk. Anyway....you ever get boners from looking at your sister(s), if you have any? Be honest, you're anonymous after all.

I was just a little confused was all and I wasn't sure if I knew what you were talking about. You know, sitting at an elementary school, etc. No offense or anything but I just wasnt sure about you after what you said, if you know what I mean, I'm not calling you gay, I just wasn't sure. I'm not trying to be mean. And I'm not a mean person. And I loled at that last thing you said, but no I'm an only child :( no bros or sisters... So I must not be a brony... :/

Aww...well if you have no sisters to wear skirts, up which you can look, to give you boners, then no, you are barred from being a brony. Actually I'm not sure many people know this fact...someone update the Wikipedia page on bronies, stat! I don't wanna because....too busy getting boners from my sister. Particularly her butt.

I can totally relate, I was unpopular at my school too...can you BELIEVE IT!? Of course you can't.

I can't believe it, and I'm suprised, that I am unpopular at school because I seem to be the only normal one there (even though I'm emo) because I'm always surrounded by a bunch of gangsters and sluts.

To be fair, the sluts are probably popular because they're...sluts. Don't worry, they will have a slight fall from popularity once they're 26 with four kids and a 35-year-old husband who works at a gas station. And your son will be banging one of their daughters in the future. But please provide your son(s) with at least one sister who's totally hawt and skirtalicious.

Hahahaha I'll try, ha and I've always kinda wondered if the teens on sixteen and pregnant will come back in the future on 32 and a grandma. I guess I know my answer... ;) by the way, how old are you? Just curious.

I am 22...to be honest, if I had known you were 12 when I started replying to you...or rather, trolling you (let's be honest), then I probably would have just been on my way. I don't care much for talking to younglings because they're often immature little twatty faggotrons, which you surprisingly weren't, so...whatever.

Does it feel wasteful of space that we're having a conversation like this on here? This belongs on maybe a forum thread (www.mlpforums.com?) or IRC or some shit.

Actually, who cares. This blog is feeling more and more dead as time passes that Inuhsdoamdasidna-or-whatever-her-fakkin-name-is doesn't upload a story....it's been over five months!!! But I still check...because sometimes comments on here are interesting. I am so sad and pathetic that I come here for that reason, huh? Time for me to hang myself...goodbye all!!!!

Nooooo, dont hang yourself lol I get lonely неяе <--- haha I used Russian, any way if theres anyway that we could chat on like mlpforums or whatever that site was called then I wouldn't mind, if not then good life to you sir:)

Fortunately I mis-hanged myself...while I thought I was about to kick the stool out from under myself to end this stupid life, I ACCIDENTALLY had that bitch Sarah Mosier from high school in the noose and she died to death instead of me!! Oopsie. Oh well. Her long, red hair was nice. Nothing else. Except maybe her butt.

Since you aren't able to have sister/brother wincest, I don't know if mlpforums would actually be an appropriate place, now that I think about it. And you're 13, so those particular Bronies might....well, try to get pictures of your weewee. I won't stand for this!

Perhaps a random site, but maybe you can go on www.smwcentral.net, register, and send a PM to Kolitzer, which is me...obviously. Or if you don't wanna then whatevs Jeeves.

SMW Central, if you've never been there, is a community dedicated to hacking Super Mario World. Pretty neato stuff to someone like me...i.e., someone who sucks.

oh mai GOURD you're back LOOK WHAT GOD DID EVERYONE LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID LOOK WHAT GOD DID

Now tell the police that you were kidding and you're actually 18....please?

Lets start a brony convention in a little girls bedroom. It would have the exact same amount of drama and creepiness as every other brony convention ever.October 15, 2012 at 1:17 AM

Because you've somehow come back to life after the disposal that I mentioned earlier...it was either God, or her holiness Lauren Faust....but HH Faust is far too busy with things more important than lives--she's making sure each brony has a window through which they can watch 14/15-year-olds dress. Praise Faust for ponies are love.

Ah, I see... Well, I do get frequent boners from my cousin. She soooooo bootylicious & titalicious. Idk why, but you got me thinking of that.... But I'm pretty good at school, so I can escape that. I get a lot of hugs from the gals and I'm planning on asking a girl out tomorrow. :D

Sorry....sorry! Nah, I'm not thinking about your cousin, I was busy thinking about my SISTER'S ass! I wonder if she feels me staring at it...

If only you could get her to sit on your lap huh?

Hey, so your password is the only reason you can't get on SMWC anymore? This could also be a perfect excuse for you to NOT be the person I was originally talking to, just an imposter....then again, *I* could be an imposter...so it's a wash ;)

Well this kind of story leads you wondering who of what called for them young girl and why did it call her and what did it wants from her. I'm suprised bc why would it wants her she is a young child why notes call for them mother instead and besides them only things I know that can copy voices is a spirt of ghosts demon bc I've seen and have been called bye one.