Morals and ethics. There isn’t much difference between the two. In the dictionary each definition mentions the other. Finding either in most politicians is like finding gold dust in your underpants: Not likely! They are proving it in the Kavanaugh hearings. The number one fact is that the only reason for the whole charade is to block Kavanaugh from the Supreme Court, and by extension, block Trump. Some are worried about Roe vs. Wade. I don’t even think anyone on the Supreme Court is intent on overturning that decision. They aren’t looking to see if BK is a suitable candidate for the Supreme Court. I’m sure that Feinstein, and the rest don’t give a rat’s rear end about Ford, Kavanaugh or their families. How many of these people could stand the kind of checks he has endured. Between Feinstein’s and her husband’s Chinese connections, Blumenthal’s “Vietnam service”, the congressional slush fund to pay off those who make misconduct allegations against them and on and on. I doubt many of them could pass even one.

I have often said most of these people are the skid marks on the shorts of our country. Most of them have skeletons in their closets to hide. You have people in Congress that have been accused of and or have been convicted of felonies. Show me a politician that doesn’t lie and I’ll show you a politician who never held office.

How is it that most of these people have never held a job outside of government. Not the way the founders envisioned it. The next question is how is it so many of them are rich. Not rich like I can afford a new car rich but rich like I can afford a new car dealership rich. Here’s a list of the members of Congress and their net worth.

Some of them actually earned their money, while others inherited it but the majority of them accumulated their money while “servicing” their country. Notice that there are plenty of them in both parties with more money than they ever could have made in government. Politics – from Poly as in many and tics – as in blood sucking insects. Some have made their fortunes from insider trading and crooked land deals while others have had “donations” from well-meaning lobbyists. Who, by the way, had nothing to gain if their guy got elected. Wink wink nod nod.

I’m sure that Trump has cut a few corners in deals in his life. He certainly has been a womanizer. Don’t forget Kennedy, Johnson and Clinton who were all doing the nasty while they were in office and in the office. Eisenhower is said to have had a mistress as well. (It isn’t all demoncRATS!) My point is that none of them are perfect. Some, far less perfect than most. The problem is that some of them are corrupt, not just immoral and not just unethical.

Thanks to Ray for this one.

Chuck Schumer was visiting a Washington D.C. primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mr Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘Tragedy’.So Mr Schumer asked the class for an example of a ‘Tragedy’.

A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing’ in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.’‘Incorrect,’ said Schumer. ‘That would be an accident.’

A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.’‘I’m afraid not’, explained Schumer, ‘that’s what we would refer to as a great loss’.

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Schumer searched the room.

‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’

Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and said: ‘If a plane carrying you and Mrs. Pelosi and The Obama’s and Mrs. Clinton was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.’

‘Fantastic’ exclaimed Schumer, ‘and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?’

‘Well’, said Johnny, ‘it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either!’

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A man I know opined that Americans are stupid. I agree with him… a little. After all we do freely associate with the British. We do let hundreds of thousands of foreign nationals into this country illegally. I say “let” but I really mean don’t prosecute and deport. We sit and watch mindless blather on television like the real housewives of Asswipe Arkansas. American households watch almost eight hours a day. That’s down from almost nine hours a day in 2010.

I think there is a big difference between stupid and ill educated or uneducated. Stupid is the inability to or unwillingness to learn. This guy mentioned geography as an example stating that we (Americans) are s##t at geography. I agreed and added history as well. However I do have a couple of excuses for our lack of geographical knowledge. Notice, I said excuses, not reasons. My main excuse is that there have been hundreds of city and country name changes since I was born. How am I supposed to keep up? I miss The Gold Coast. Who names a country Ghana? Only 35% of Americans have travelled outside the US. We only take .2 trips a year per person. That ranks us out of the top 10 in the world. This article shows the top 10. https://www.cntraveler.com/gallery/these-countries-have-the-most-well-traveled-citizens How about US geography? Once upon a time I could recite all 48 oops 50 states and their capitals – alphabetically! I doubt I could do 25 of them today. I mean, really. How often does Bismarck come up in conversation? Or North Dakota for that matter.

Another excuse is that the travel inside the US is very diverse and it’s a lot cheaper and easier than traveling abroad. So why learn geography? Seriously, wasn’t Constantinople so much cooler than Istanbul?

As I said earlier these are excuses. The main reason is our broken, no, corrupt education system. From kindergarten through post graduate. We are too busy explaining why Stuart has two daddies and teaching kids about the 63 genders This link is a joke but there articles on the internet that seriously contend there are over 50! Facebook says 53 is the magic number.

History is another matter. I blame our arrogance and once again our education system. Our arrogance in that many people in this country feel that history started with them or maybe their parents at most. The education system has rewritten history time and again.

If you have any doubt about the state of college education in the USA simply go on YouTube, look for “campus reform”. Here are a couple of examples. https://youtu.be/ZFOPovIy3GM

Jack went to a urologist and told the doctor that he was having a problem. “Well doctor, I am having trouble gaining and keeping an erection, but I never had any trouble before I got very sick a while ago.”

After a complete exam the doctor determined that the muscles around the base of his manhood were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was little or nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might be applicable, if Jack were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant’s trunk to replace the damaged tissue. Jack thought about it for a while. He was a young man, and the thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear.

So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, Jack decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, Jack was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his young wife and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, Jack unzipped his fly and immediately his equipment sprung from his pants, rose to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His wife was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said, “Jack, that was incredible. Can you do that again?” Jack, with his eyes watering, replied, “I think I can, but I’m not sure I can fit another roll up my ass.”

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Quit kidding me! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is not qualified to run for middle school student council let alone a federal office. I’m not sure who it was that said something to the effect of, “People like Ms. Ocasio-Cortez aren’t the problem. People stupid enough to vote for her are.” In the last few weeks she has made statements so stupid and nonsensical about economics, unemployment and government she make one wonder if she attended the same college as Bozo the clown. Here are a few examples: http://dailycaller.com/2018/07/24/ocasio-cortez-dumbest-thing/ You can even vote on which statement is the most stupid.

The rant isn’t so much about her as it is about the education system in this country. Every day politicians prove intelligence isn’t a prerequisite to hold public office. I believe the people that vote for the likes of little Alex have no clue what they are voting for. (Read one of my rants on Socialism.) Many people vote based on emotion. “She is a woman!” “Crowley was a fat establishment pig!” Oh, OK that one happened to be true as well as an emotional exclamation. 99% of the time this ends up as a bad move. Witness Mad Maxine Waters. She has never had a real job and she probably couldn’t recite the alphabet without outside help. She also doesn’t live in the district she represents. A four million dollar house would probably stand out in the low income 43rd district in LA. You can’t put all the blame on Mad Maxine. People actually voted for (one of) the most corrupt politicians in the swamp for 40 years! A lot of younger people think Mad Maxine, Crazy Bernie and Little Alex are the greatest. Aside from racist rants from Little Alex and Mad Maxine all three preach socialism. Little Alex hasn’t bothered to see what socialism has done around the world. The other two, however, understand the consequences. They know that as long as they are among the elite it works out good for them…. that is until the country turns into Venezuela. But even then they dont care because they will either have died of old age or moved their wealth somewhere that they haven’t destroyed.

In order to usher in a socialist regime the proponents must, I say MUST lie about it. The problem lies in the fact that most of the little snowflakes buy into the elephant excrement the progressive/socialist/communist bums preach. Free this, free that, no police, no borders, etc. They fail to understand that no one is going to give them free anything worth one hundredth of what they can earn in a real capitalist society.

Thanks to my brother for this.

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl’s father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

“So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man.

“I am a biblical scholar,” he replied

“A biblical scholar, hmmm?” the father said. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?”

“I will study,” the young man replied, “and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asked the father.

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replied, “God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asked the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this…and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, “How did your talk go, honey?”

The father answered, ”Another Democrat…he has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I’mGod.”

Strzok and Page are just the tip of the putrid iceberg in DC. Putrid iceberg? No idea where that came from! Other than the fact they are just two of many, many corrupt and biased frauds in the DOJ For them to claim that their tweets and comments which were one hundred percent anti Trump and ZERO percent pro Trump aren’t indicative of extreme bias is ludicrous. Andrew McCarthy wrote a great piece on the subject. https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/05/strzok-page-texts-trump-russia-investigation-origins/

To listen to the LSM (Lame Stream Media) tell it you would think DJT and everyone he ever knew are Russian operatives. The only two problems with this are, 1) After two years of investigation NO evidence of collusion by the Republicans. 2) There is more and more evidence that the DemoncRATs have plotted to, illegally, change the election. Not to mention the other crimes like Hillary’s email ‘matter’, her and Slick’s involvement with the Uranium One deal.

Congress is going to subpoena some of these jokers and hopefully we will start seeing some convictions. These folks: James Comey, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Rod Rosenstein, Andrew McCabe, Hillary Clinton and BO should ALL be questioned and if they are found to be lying should be tried and sent to prison for treason. After all they are trying to overthrow the duly elected government.

How about the Manafort investigation? He may well deserve to go to jail for past money laundering activities. Most of the lobbyists and politicians in DC could be charged with the same thing. The point is that it was all before he worked for Trump. The Mueller bunch is trying to tie all of Manafort’s activities to Trump. At the very least they want to stain Trump with Manafort.

Overall, the objective of the establishment is now to get rid of Trump. What he has done and continues to do is get things done. What the swamp dwellers don’t like is that he is taking the politics out of government. That’s right. I said it. Nobody is buying his support. He is showing that we don’t need an over bloated government to get things done. He has led the way in getting rid of over burdening regulations, lowering taxes, clamping down on ILLEGAL immigration and showing that the United States doesn’t have to pay the bills for the rest of the world. Not bad in a year and a half!

I saw an article stating that more millennials believe that Trump is doing good. I’m afraid that it won’t be enough to stop the Socialist/communist/democRAT agenda because they won’t stop until they have created another Cuba or Venezuela. They can’t do it overnight but they have made some real progress over the past ten years. (Trying to nationalize the healthcare system and energy production are just two examples)

In theory, Socialism is great. Everyone gets a piece of the pie, deservedly so or not. Everyone, in theory, owns a piece of the pie making machine. (Just don’t try to sell your share.) Nobody is poor and nobody is rich. Well, except for the politicians and their cronies. Of course, the media would be included because they are needed to (mis)inform the populace. Those in the education system that teach the socialist line are also treated well. Those who don’t are treated to the labor camps. This is what Crazy Bernie Sanders is proposing.

Some countries have tried a combination of socialism and Democracy to some success. They have some combination of socialized medicine, massive welfare and government owned or controlled manufacturing . All the countries of Europe have some or all these things. Most of them have financial problems.

The two (three) biggest problems are that 1) there are almost always exorbitant taxes and 2) there is no incentive to excel and 2b) there is no entrepreneurial spirit. Why invent something or start a business if you don’t get to reap the rewards? These same problems carry through to the healthcare system and government departments. An example is that many Canadians that can afford it come to the US for healthcare help because you can wait ‘till after you die for a needed operation or procedure in the Canadian health system. There are stories of people getting appointment notices for procedures only after they have died or long since gotten help in another country. Other countries with socialist governments have the same problem.

Another problem that we face in the US is because of the media or as I like to call them, “The Democrat Office of Propaganda”. I won’t bother trying to list all the lies they have told over the last year and a half. Here are a few. Media lies about TrumpLow Trust in Media A simple search on Google will find many more. My point is that the DOP ( DemocRAT Office of Propaganda) which consists mainly of the New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NBC, PBS and a whole host of smaller “news”papers spew bs and lies. When the millennials see these lies they take them for the truth usually. They don’t have a good point of reference because many of their (mis)educators reinforce the crap the DOP is selling. Luckily there are a few places to get reasonably accurate news like Rush Limbaugh, CRTV and FOX. The left like to say that these outlets are alt-right or Right Wing Propaganda. If you listen to Rush for a while, you will find the tells BOTH sides of the story. Or he tells the WHOLE story which the DOP often doesn’t.

More and more of the people of color are catching on. A recent poll showed that support for Trump among blacks has risen from 11% to 22% since he was elected. They are finally understanding that the real racists are the ones that have made promises to them since the civil war and not kept a one.

Hopefully the younger generations will come to their senses before the country goes in the can.

Harriett was sitting in the front row of her dead husband’s memorial when an old friend approached and asked if he could say a word. “Of course”, Harriett replied.

He went to the podium and straightened out the papers that were there, cleared his throat and said, “Plethora.” and sat down.

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I got a memo, you got a memo, we all got memos. All this memo stuff is a big distraction from the issues at hand. The issue is the demoncRAT party’s attempt to steal the election. From the spying on the Trump campaign to the bogus dossier. “MemoGate” also tries to ignore the Clinton scandals from selling rights to US uranium to the Russians to Bill accepting $500,000 speaking fees from them and the Russians “donating” millions of dollars to the Clinton Crime Family Foundation.

The libtards are trying to put their party (and their own political careers) ahead of the country’s well being. What I don’t understand is how they can do this if they have children and grandchildren yet to live through what they are leaving them. I’m certain that they all don’t believe the kaka they are trying to peddle.

Then you have the adulterous pair of FBI agents who couldn’t have had time to do anything but text and IM each other all day and night while they weren’t doin’ the nasty. Their communications not only show a willingness to break the law first to prevent Trump from winning the election, then when he won they helped to distract the administration from doing it’s job. Why do they still have jobs? No, why aren’t they in jail?

Evidence has come to light that the James gang, Comey and Clapper, lied to the FISA court and Congress. There is also indications that BHO knew about a lot of this. On top of all this Comey conspired with others in order to get a special council appointed. Is it a coincidence that the council is made entirely of Trump haters. Not just Trump critics but Trump HATERS! Just read the released texts between Lisa Page and Peter Strzok, the adulterers.

So you keep your memo and Ill keep mine. C’mon Congress, let’s put some of these criminals in jail!

Anold country preacher…..had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.Like many young men his age, ​the boy didn’t really seem to know what he
wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to
try an experiment. He went into the boy’s room and placed on his study table four
objects.

1. A Bible…2. A silver dollar…3. A bottle of
whisky…4. And aPlayboy magazine…‘I’ll just hide behind
the door,’ the old preacher said to himself. ‘

When he comes home from school today, I’ll see which object he
picks up.If it’s the Bible,
he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what aBlessing that would
be!

If he picks up the
dollar, he’s going to be abusiness man, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he’s going to be a no-good
drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all if he
picks up that magazine he’s going to be a Skirt-chasing womanizer.’

The old man waited
anxiously, and soon heard his son’s footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his
books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table..

With curiosity in his
eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.

He picked up thesilver dollarand dropped into his
pocket.

He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired
this month’s centerfold.

Try as I might I cant understand why the Academy Awards have nominated a movie that promotes homosexual statutory rape for best picture. The story line is about a twenty-four year old man falling in love with a seventeen year old boy. That’s all of the storyline I know. After reading the reviews (which mostly gushed over the beautiful love story) and seeing the “R” rating you can be sure there are some scenes you really don’t want your kids to see.

One main consideration for the award is the box office. This flick, ’Call me by your name’, had a little over $9,000,000 total box office which is over $20,000,000 less than the next/worst performer. If you listen to the libtards in Hollywood they are committed to the fight against sexual harassment and degeneracy. Well, maybe not so much. I guess it’s alright to molest a child as long as you are in love. #METOOMYASS Couple the poor box office with subject matter that would be abhorrent to anybody who isn’t a paid-up member of NAMBLA you would have to ask, “Why the hell was this POS even made let alone nominated for an academy award??”

This is the kind of movie that used to be shown in what were called “art houses” where they could show soft porn and call it art. Porn has been around since cave men drew on walls. Most civilized societies have tried to keep it away from young eyes. Men like their prurient funny-bones tickled. Hollywood just seems to want to tickle younger and younger funny-bones Could it be that the Hollywood crowd isn’t being sincere about the cries of piety that wail from their lips? Could they be shining us on when they decry the likes of Kevin, Harvey, Matt and a host of others then claim they didn’t know?

Box office receipts have been declining for years due to a number of reasons; deteriorating theaters, peer to peer downloading, streaming and, frankly, crappy movies. Maybe this was an attempt to push the boundaries and create a new more diverse audience. Yeah, right! Have you ever heard such BS in all your life? All they care about is trying to generate revenue. Which in itself isn’t a bad thing. It would serve them right if this film? wins best picture. It would be more proof of their degeneracy. Maybe then Kevin Spacey could tale his rightful place as president if the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences!

Thanks to my brother for this one!A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”“OK, have you ever been in the military service?”“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”The guy says, “Yes. An IED exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m. every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why don’t you want me here until 10 a.m.?”“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts. No point in you coming in for that

It’s downright embarrassing how the libtards are fighting for illegal aliens above their American constituents. They are willing to shutdown the government in order to get legalization for the illegals. In every city controlled by demoncRATS American unemployment is far above that of other areas of the country. The leniency toward people in the country illegally is part of the reason. Why do these politicians allow the illegals to come here and take jobs at low wages. First and foremost in some states they offer these people benefits that even our military veterans can’t get to try insure these people will be life-long democrats.

This can’t all be blamed on liberals because there are plenty of businesses that are happy to pay these low wages. They lobby Republicrats (who have no ethics but fat wallets) who join the fight to keep illegals in the country. Some of the arguments the libs use to keep them here are:

They pay taxes like everybody else. This is patently false. Many of them, if they have a job, are being paid “under the table” and if they aren’t employed they enjoy all the benefits of any American citizen without the responsibilities.

They commit less crimes than Americans. Bull S**t! Illegals commit more crimes per capita than Americans. This isn’t even the point. If they weren’t here the crimes wouldn’t have happened. Over 30% of the Federal prison population are illegal aliens.

This is a country of immigrants. This is partially true. The big difference is that the early immigrants came here legally and actually wanted to become Americans. These people want to be separate, not part of the American dream. They want to form colonies of their homeland. They want to, in the case of Muslims, follow their own laws OVER federal, state and local laws.

In some states illegal aliens are putting unsustainable pressures on school systems, public services and law enforcement.

The idea is that we allow immigrants (over a million a year) into the country legally that will make America better, not make America a shithole. Build the wall!

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard.~~~Well, you know how she is. “Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. “You were perfectly right. “You want to speak with her? All right. ” He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room: “Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you! “

Jeff Foxworthy has written a great rant that I wish I had written. I hope he doesn’t get mad that I’m using it.

SPOT ON

By Jeff Foxworthy:

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION.

LET’S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDE ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU ENTER CUBA ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!

A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!!! …… FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

Conyers, Franken, Weinstein, Clinton, Wiener, O’Riley, Moore, Rivera, Lauer, Spacey and so on. Sounds pretty lopsided towards the demoncRAT side. But think about it for a moment. The entertainment and TV news industries are dominated by the liberal left. Therefore more dems are outed. Lord Acton said, “Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

When you are a Hollywood producer or news mogul or a powerful politician or any other person with power it’s possible, sometimes easy, to abuse that power. Im sure some of them, like Menendez, steal while others are content to satisfy their more prurient desires. There are plenty of underlings willing to submit to these abuses in order to further their careers. There are many more, however, who didn’t want these advances but had to suffer through them to save their jobs. Others tried to tell the stories of harassment or even rape were ridiculed.

In the case of republicrats, they generally throw the offender or alleged offender under the bus before the smoke clears so the story doesn’t last long. Remember Foley or Packwood? This helps keep the republicRATS in line. They either don’t do the crime or they hide it better! The demoncRAT party is a whole different story. They deny, deny deny. Once the pig does the dirty deed he/she denies it to his/her own people. Once it is out among his/her own people they conveniently forget they were lied to and proceed to protect their own, giving them a sense of immunity. Some of them (read Ted Kennedy, Harvey Weinstein) feel entitled.

I have no doubt that there are offenders of all political, religious and gender persuasions. More will come out, no doubt. If Republican they will hammer him into the dirt. If demoncRAT his buddies will circle the wagons and get the pope to reminisce how wonderful this portrait of purity is. The liberal media will decry the awful treatment the poor sainted victim has been put through by the cruel Republican Party.

So, don’t be too giddy about the next Geraldo, Garrison or Kevin getting exposed. Just listen to Graham or Corker and tell me they’re straight! Just remember, absolute power corrupts absolutely….no matter what your political affiliation.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,” So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”

Many years ago serving in government was an honor and a privilege that was not a career. From the founding of the country into the early 1900’s it was highly unusual to find someone who served more than two or three terms in the congress. The people that served did just that. They served. The idea was to help the country. JFK’s immortal words, “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.” should apply to politicians more than to ordinary citizens. Now days you will find that many members of congress have never had a real job or any real world experience outside of the hallowed halls of academia where they’re taught the fine arts of equivocation, deceit and manipulation. All the qualities needed to obtain and stay in an office. This is not an afflicton of only the DemocRATs. The Republicans are just as guilty.

Donald Trump is a threat to their way of life. The main reason is that he wants to run the government like a business. This means getting rid of wasteful spending, useless people and redundant departments. This scares the s**t out of career politicians. (Most of them fall into the useless category.).

Here is an example: The Department of Education mission statement reads,”Our mission is to promote student achievement and preparation for global competitiveness by fostering educational excellence and ensuring equal access.” That is one BS statement if there ever was one! Never has one child been educated by the Department of Education. What they do is make regulations most of which have absolutely nothing to do with educating and make education more costly due to the ever growing budget. (Around 70 billion dollars)

Another example is the E.P.A. The agency has over 16,000 employees with a budget of around 9 billion dollars. While the agency does some good they also over-regulate an make gargantuan mistakes. Ask the people of Flint.

What about the Department of Energy? The department budget is over 32 billion dollars. The original intent of the department was to promote and enable US energy independence. How has that worked out? Under Democrat and Republican administrations, they poured untold billions into wind and solar energy projects that turned out to be mostly scams. They tried to kill the oil and coal industries. The poor little millennials that want to buy their electric cars don’t stop to think where the electricity comes from. Here is a recent article on the cost of running an electric car. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/columnists/mike-rutherford/9525189/Electric-cars-the-truth-about-the-cost-and-range.html Someday soon it may be more economical to own an electric vehicle. Just as long as you aren’t planning to go more than 70 miles or so. {Got to charge those batteries for several hours before going again.)

A lot of this turning around with Trump as he is trying to cut many of these departments. How this affects the politicians is an easy guess. The lobbyists come out of the woodwork offering everything from “fact finding junkets” to outright monetary bribes and everything in between. Very tempting indeed. If Trump is successful much of the corruption will go away.

This is not just a Democrat or just a Republican Problem. It’s a SWAMP problem.

You might be a redneck if….

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People. ” You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this! “You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’ You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, “Gentlemen, start your engines. “The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. One of your kids was born on a pool table. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it. You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos. ” Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.”

Why do millennial children think Socialism is so great? I can only attribute it to a lack of true information. Not a lack of education. Thant’s different, way different. You can be educated and still be uninformed or misinformed. Look, for example, at the college degrees and courses that exist out there. Women’s studies, Parapsychology, Surfing Studies, (I’m not kidding!) Star Trek, Golf Management. You can look them up and find most are from big-name colleges. The list goes on and on. Just what kind of job are you going to get with your degree in hurt feelings studies? Jessie Watters does on the street interviews asking tough questions like who was B.O.’s Vice President or what is the capital of New York and these geniuses can’t answer the questions because they think all they have to do is be in touch with their inner self and everything will be fine.

Their liberal professors are happy to let them believe this for a couple of reasons: 1) They know their school (and they) will be rid of them in a few years and none of their lack of knowledge will come back to them., 2) Keeping then uninformed makes it easer to foist the liberal agenda on the little skulls full of mush. (Thanks Rush.)

They have been taught that Socialism makes everyone equal. The problem is that in order for that to be true it means that most people have to lose much of what they have. Wait… Let’s go back a little. A true Socialist society has as its main tenet that everything belongs to the state and everyone contributes to the state. The state then gives you what the state thinks you are worth. Obviously those doing the determining and their bosses, family and friends are worth the most. After that money and power are doled out according to how much you are worth to the state.

Another problem with Socialism is that the innovators and entrepreneurs either leave or stop innovating. Over time this causes economic stagnation which in turn makes for a lack of employment.

It’s easy to embrace Socialism when you live in mommy’s basement and haven’t been able to find employment suitable for your black albino lesbian toe nail studies degree. The money you collect from welfare and your allowance isn’t as much as if you had only minored in Bolivian funeral dirges.

As a test, ask a Socialist leaning millennial to name a socialist country that has succeeded.

(Mike drop!)

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Republican my front porch and he’s playing with himself. “What? ” the operator exclaimed. “I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself and he’s weird; I don’t know him and I’m afraid! Please send the police! ” the little old lady repeated. “Well, now, how do you know he’s a Republican? “Because, you damn fool, if it was a Democrat, he’d be screwing somebody! “

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, “Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead. ” The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn’t find some relative to give the ticket to so they could enjoy the game together… “Oh no,” the guy said, “they’re all at the funeral. “

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A multi-part rant

1: I lied to you. A couple of rants ago I wrote that Hillary won 57 counties in the election. This is information I got from a web page that was in error. Hillary won 487 counties. It is important that when you publish information that it is correct otherwise you look like a fool and nobody will believe you. Thanks to my friend Phil for pointing it out to me

2: A. little note to the ass-clown headed east on Indiantown Road yesterday about 7:45 am in a black Nissan Pathfinder. You cut me off as you were speeding and going lane to lane. I’m sure you didn’t hear me cursing you out or see me flipping you the bird. The point of this is that it was about 8 miles before I turned off and you were 3 cars ahead of me when I did. You probably drove two miles extra side-to-side. Idiot.

3: The demoncRATs are behaving like spoiled six year olds. Donald Trump won the election and between them and Obama’s Organizing For Action which used to be Organizing For America, the protest and riot starters, they will do whatever it takes to destroy Trump. They, along with their propaganda arm the MSM, have lied, exaggerated, distorted and just plain made up stories they think could help wreck Trump. They omitted anything that could be construed as helpful to the administration. All of this to the detriment of the country. For the next eight years (That’s right, I said eight years.)(Unless of course, they kill him) they will keep every story that can hurt Trump on the front page. They will protest and riot at every opportunity and do whatever damage they can. Trump complains about the “Fake Media” for good cause. CNN in particular has been responsible for many a false story followed closely by the New York Times.

4: We have people coming into this country that want to hurt us. No, make that KILL us. Some want to actually blow us up. Some want to change the country by taking it over. The illegal aliens are becoming a very large democrat voting block. In some towns and counties there are non American mayors and Sharia courts. See here http://www.billionbibles.org/sharia/america-sharia-law.html The establishment demoncRATs and republicrats want illegals. The dems for a voting block and the RINOs for cheap labor.

The only chance we have is to support the Trump administration and keep electing more and more conservatives in the future.

A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Republican on my front porch and he’s playing with himself.

“What? ” the operator exclaimed. “I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself and he’s weird; I don’t know him and I’m afraid! Please send the police! ” the little old lady repeated. “Well, now, how do you know he’s a Republican? “Because, you damn fool, if it was a Democrat, he’d be screwing somebody! “

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The Trump administration has not told the truth about the crowd size at the inauguration and for this he should be impeached! There is no need to enumerate the lies the Obama regime has told. From the very beginning all the way through to his last day in office. We will be finding out more and more now that he is out of office. It just came out recently that the Islamist-InChief had been supplying ISIS and other terrorist organizations weapons in Syria. http://www.infowars.com/iraqi-intelligence-usa-is-supplying-isis-with-weapons-food/

I understand it is much more important that the crowd size of Trump’s inauguration is correctly reported than any silly weapons stuff is. OK, OK, enough of this stuff. How about the other things the demoncRATs are doing? They are doing what they can to destroy the Trump presidency. Let’s start with holding up the cabinet appointees as long as possible. It isn’t going to stop there. And it isn’t just the demoncRATs. It isn’t just the demoncRATs’ lap dog media. Many of the establishment RepublicRATs are in on it as well. Trump is threatening their whole existence. He is reducing the size of their fiefdoms, eliminating some of the perks and hopefully he will talk the real conservatives into passing term limits for congress.

Immigration is another matter not reported honestly. You wouldn’t believe the people that want as many illegal aliens (Yes, illegal f***ing aliens, not undocumented f***ing workers) as they can possibly fit. Into the country. You have the business interests that want cheap labor and the libtards who don’t believe its right for us to keep all that this country has to offer to ourselves. Of course the driving factor is the demoncRAT politicians who make it easier for them to get in, easier for them to stay, give the illegals benefits in order to convince them to vote for and keep the scumbags in power. No matter that along with the illegals there are tons of drugs and Islamist terrorists coming in as well. The politicians care more about their greedy little lives than the country. They assume they will be immune from whatever hell the their actions create.

This reminds me of one of the BO lies. Remember the Bull about how the BO regime has deported more illegals than any before. The fact is that they counted everyone that was turned away at the border as deported on top of the very few they actually deported.

At any rate, the Trump administration will be the cure for many of our ills if only they let him. Oh yeah, any of you “entertainers” that said they are leaving I have one question. Why are you still here?

Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.

Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people’s lights.

Let’s talk about the electoral college and the popular
vote.Hillary got about 63,551,585 votes
and Trump got about 61,898,585. Hillary by 1,650,000 or so. Popular vote,
Hillary wins. But wait. Let’s look a little deeper.Here are a few statistics:

There are 3141counties in the United States.

Trump won 3084.

Hillary won 58.

Trump won the popular vote in 35 states

Hillary won 15.

Out of the 58 counties that Hillary won, lets look at 5
of them.LA county in California, Kings,
New York, Queens and Bronx counties in New York. In those counties there 5,094,488 votes were cast.Hillary won
4,108,572 and Trump won 985,916.So if
we go strictly by the popular vote these five counties would have elected Hillary
because she had 3,122,656 more votes.

This is why the founders came up with the electoral
college. They knew that without it a few cities would have sway over the rest
of the country.This would have happened
this election.

We can bet that 99.9% of the people that are bitching
about the electoral college are from one of the blue areas in the map below.
Notice how much of the country disagrees with them. (That would be the red part
of the map that disagrees.)

The second part of this rant deals with the “Russian
hacking” of the election.This is very
simple. First of all the “election” wasn’t hacked.(Except in Hilary’s favor). One example is
the vote in Detroit. Many more Democrat votes were counted than were cast.The two places you could “hack” the election
is when the votes are cast and when they are counted.There werewidespread reports of voting machines changing votes from Republican to
Democrat.Hmmm, I don’t remember hearing
about votes being changed to Republican.
We don’ t dare even mention the voter fraud in California. That reminds me. Why didn’t Jill Stien ask for recounts in any states that Hillary won?

Now of course, what they (demoncRATs) are talking about
is the Wikileaks leaking of DNC, Podesta and Hillary emails.Someone in the CIA claimed the hacking was
done by the Russians and now the FBI has released a report confirming it. Regardless of where the hacks originated,
what most of these weenies failed to understand is the fact that Hillary was
the most crooked, dishonest, stiff and just plain incompetent candidate
ever.The emails showed the pay-to-play
going on between the Clinton Foundation, Hillary, (as Secretary of State) and
Slick Willy.The emails also exposed the
collusion between the DNC and Hillary.On top of all that the emails showed that the Hillary crew thought their
voters were nothing more than “useful Idiots”.
So what the hacks did was expose…the truth!!

The hacking didn’t cause Hillary’s loss.Hillary did!

Presidential Election’2016

Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents
live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in
Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently
been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on
my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers,
one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and
murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in
the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I
have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the
Bronx and indeed is still a part-time “working girl ” in a brothel.
However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as
the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining
our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least
it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin… Abby, my problem
is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and
of course I want to be totally honest with her… Should I tell her about my
cousin who voted for Clinton? Signed,Worried about my reputation”

I know I’ve said it before. When they say the rich don’t pay their fair share they only mean the Republican Rich not their own. The fact is if you look up the statistics on government website you’ll see that the top 10% of the earners in this country pay more than 50% of the taxes. The bottom 10% paid no taxes and in many cases get money from the government. So, I guess they are right! The top 10% don’t pay their fair share. They should be paying a lot less!

I’m really having a hard time understanding why the democrats that are voting for Hillary are voting for Hillary. She is a corrupt, lying, mean greedy person out for herself and nobody else. There is an old joke that goes, “When your neighbor looses his job, it’s a recession. When you lose your job it’s a depression. When Obama loses his job it’s a recovery.” Well, it won’t be if Hillary gets Obama’s job. It will be more of the same. Here is a list of most of the known forms of government. Most are too obscure to even consider. The most common ones like democracy, republic, communist, dictatorship and socialist make up most of the worlds governments. The US is one of the few real republics. The people of the US are the richest in the world. The poor in this country live better than more than half the rest of the world’s population. The Democrats of today want to transform the US into a Socialist/Oligarchy controlled by a few elites. This has been tried in many countries around the world an has failed every time. The DemocRATs always say, “They did it wrong. We can do it right.” This is what everyone of them has said. Don’t let them try it here. They have started to try with things like Common Core (Please Google ‘examples of common core math’) and Obamacare. They will raise taxes to a point that people that produce goods won’t have any incentive to excel. Then they will redistribute it to ensure an underclass that will always vote to keep them in power! Please don’t let Hillary become President. Vote Trump.

Hillary Clinton was addressing a group of American Indians in New York telling them all she did as senator and all she plans to do for them as President. At the end of the meeting the chief gave her a plaque with her honorary indian name, Walking Eagle. After she left someone asked the chief if there is any meaning to that name. He said “A walking Eagle is a bird that is so full of crap, it can not fly.”

So the rich aren’t paying their fair share? Here are two facts for you: 1) They pay a larger percentage of their income in taxes AND, 2) they pay a larger percentage of the total taxes paid. I could just end the rant there but then again it wouldn’t be as much fun.

Hillary, and every other liberal and some libertarians, insist that the top 1 percent pay “Their Fair Share” of the taxes. Well, if they did that they would pay less taxes rather than more. The same holds true for the top five percent. The 10 percenters actually pay their fair share. All the rest pay less than their fair share. These aren’t some wild and crazy right-wing-made up numbers. They come from the Internal Revenue Service for the year 2011. The numbers get worse as time goes by. The Feds have reduced loop holes and raised the percentage the higher brackets pay. Check this chart out.

Print this chart and keep it in your pocket. The next time some liberal puke tries to tell you that the rich don’t pay their fair share show them the chart and give them the link to www.joes-rant.com so they can learn something. I will never understand the logic of, “I worked hard for that degree I obtained in Albino Asian lesbian studies. I don’t know why nobody will hire me. So why don’t you pay my way in life?” attitude

I understand there are people that just don’t have the skills or aptitude to do high paying jobs and that places them on a lower rung of the economic ladder. There are programs that help them learn a trade so they can better themselves.

In the United States poverty is very weird. These numbers are from the Census Bureau for 2011.

Here are the percentages of households below the poverty level that the Census Bureau estimates had the following appliances:

I guess this brings me to the minimum wage. It wasn’t the greatest idea to begin with. The entire premise was so that employers could hire low and no skilled workers so they could learn the job. Once they proved themselves they would earn more. Then the retail industry, especially fast-food decided they could hire kids out of high school for minimum wage with the understanding they would go on to bigger and better things. Ooops! That didn’t happen for many of them. I agree, you can’t feed a family of four on a minimum wage job. The unfortunate thing is that our public education system would rather teach little Johnny that Mary had two mothers and Social Justice than how to add two plus two. This has led a few of generations of IDIOTS who find it easier and more convenient to live in mom’s basement at age 35.

Now the push for a $15.00 minimum wage is going to have one of the following results: 1) The employer will ‘let go’ of some employees to make up for the extra cost. — I need to interrupt myself. Here are a couple of interesting facts. First: Small business owners are not rich! Second: Estimates range as high as 80% of the country’s non-farm employees are employed by small businesses. — 2) The employer can raise his prices. This has been shown to lose customers which leads to layoffs. 3) He can pay the higher minimum wage and keep the employees which will lead to him going bankrupt. 4) find a cheaper way to put his product out like the fast food chain that installed kiosks to take orders and then did option 1. So rather than create an atmosphere where the economy can expand and where people can grow the libtards would rather tax everyone into being serfs to the government. . It didn’t work in the dark ages and it wont work now.

A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. “This is a talking dog,” he said. “And you can have him for five dollars. ” The neighbor said, “Who do you think you’re kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain’t no such animal. “Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. “Please buy me, Sir,” he pleaded. “This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me,never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in America. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times. “Hey! ” said the neighbor. “He can talk. Why do you want to sell him for just five dollars? ” “Because,” said the seller, “I’m getting tired of all his lies. “

What’s going on in the minds of Democrat voters?No wait! I don’t mean just Hillary
Clinton.I’m talking about all the lies,
crimes and scandals they have ignored over the decades.They all can’t all be looking for a free ride
like the growing number of welfare and food stamp recipients.That means we can divide the rest into two
groups: Those who actually believe the bull caca the demoncRAT politicians
shovel and those politicians who actually shovel said caca.

Look at the promises they have made year after year
telling black people how much better they will make their lives by giving them
free stuff and bending, breaking and making new rules to give them advantages
over others.How’s that working out
there folks?With all the trillions of
dollars spent on anti-poverty programs since Johnson’s war on poverty why
is the number of people in poverty greater than when they started?These programs are designed to fail.Well not fail. Just keep the beneficiaries
dependent on the system.The Republicans
are not much better but at least some of them try to make people take
responsibility for themselves. The old saw, “Give them a hand up instead of a
hand out.”Is closer to the Republican
ideal than the demoncRAT.Year after
year 80% and more blacks vote for demoncRAT politicians.Why?Because year after year the politicians make
bigger and bigger promises.It seems as
long as they have cell phones, flat screen TVs and food stamps they say, “The
really good stuff is coming next time.”

Then there is the public education system.The federal government has no business
meddling in education.The Department of
Education was created in 1979 by the peanut farmer, second worst president,
Jimmy Carter.The quality of public
education has suffered for it. The US taxpayer has spent over one hundred
billion dollars a year on the department of education. They have educated NO
children.

The list of demoncRAT lies and boondoggles could fill 100
rants.This is just a couple to think
about.Don’t forget how the department
of energy was started to lower energy cost! (There goes that peanut farmer
again!) There goes another thirty billion a year.

I’ve pretty much laid off of Hillary and BO because if
you voted for BO not once but twice there isn’t any way I can convince you that
you made two mistakes.On top of that
you’re probably going to vote for Hillary. Steeeriiiike Three!Now, Hillary is a proven liar and a thief
just like her husband.(If you made the
first two strikes and are old enough you probably voted for that sphincter
too!). Just in case you haven’t seen it, Here is a partial list of BO’s lies.

I don’t
have the space or time to list them all. HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR THESE
PEOPLE??Don’t forget that the area
around Washington DC has the highest average salary and the lowest unemployment
in the country,

Trump might be an loud mouthed, bombastic bully but I
believe he can do some good things for the country where Hillary is only out
for Hillary.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into
the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your
money “, he demanded. …Indignant, the affluent man replied, “Hey,
watch it - I’m a United States Congressman! ” “In that case,” replied
the mugger, “give me MY money. “

Two alligators were sitting at the side
of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger
one and said, ‘I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re
the same age. We were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’

‘Well,’ said the big gator, ‘what have
you been eating?’

‘Politicians. Same as you,’ replied the
small gator.

‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’

‘Down the other side of the swamp near
the parking lot by the Capitol.’

‘Same here. Hmm.

‘How do you catch them?’

‘Well, I crawl up under one of their
Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then, I jump out, grab them
by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat ‘em!’

‘Same here,’ says the big gator.

‘Do you eat Dems or Republicans?’

‘I eat the Dems,’ says the little guy.

‘Ah!’ says the big gator. ‘I think I
see your problem. You’re not getting
any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a
Dem, there’s nothing left but an ass hole and a briefcase.’

** UPDATE ** While there may be some of you in favor of liberal policies and ideas, I find it hard to believe you would even consider voting for ANOTHER crooked Clinton. The documentary, Clinton Cash, outlines the illegal and unethical ways the Clintons enriched themselves and their cronies. It is an hour worth spending.

We all know that Donald Trump is a bloviating bully who speaks his mind a little too freely. He is rude, nasty and doesn’t care what you think of him. He has a mostly conservative agenda though. He will appoint Supreme Court justices that will, at least, consider the Constitution in their deliberations unlike half of the ones we have now. He seems to be OK on immigration and border security as well. He certainly will be good on the economy and jobs.

On the other hand we have Hillary Clinton. I can fill ten pages with her crimes and lies. See my last rant for a couple of lists. If she wins (steals) the presidency the worst is yet to come. Why she isn’t in jail is a mystery to me. But then again, why BO isn’t in jail is a mystery. Her and slick Willy have sold themselves and Hillary’s office(s) to several corporations and foreign countries. See this list. Now this list doesn’t include the millions of dollars they got for giving speeches. Check out this list. I mean really, would you pay $300,000 to hear Hillary speak for twenty-five minutes? Then there is the email problem. Granted,we have a Democrat Prez, who appointed the Democrat attorney general, who depended on the guy, whose job depends on her, to get to the bottom of things. How did anyone think it would turn out different? Well. At least Trey Gowdy is trying to nail her for lying to Congress. One can only hope. When I say steal here are some examples of what I mean.

Some stats from the 2012 general election:

* In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney. (A mathematical and statistical impossibility).

* In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their polling locations - and not one single vote was recorded for Romney. (Another statistical impossibility).

* In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only 98,213 eligible voters .

* In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast.

* The National SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie County, FL had a 158% voter turnout.

* Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout .

* In one Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible voters . NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote .

Imagine that….. Hmmmmm. Can you guess which party is fighting against voter ID? A good question to ask here is why BO’s election wasn’t challenged.

Bill Clinton likes to go for a walk every Saturday evening. One evening, he passed by an alley, and a prostitute yelled at him, “Fifty dollars will buy you a good time!”

He responded by saying “How’s about 5 dollars?”, jokingly, and kept walking.

This same thing kept happening every Saturday for a couple weeks; every time Bill passed the prostitute, she would offer him her services for fifty dollars, and he would decline and say he’d only pay five. One evening, however, Hillary asked if she could come along on the walk with him, and Bill reluctantly agreed, nervous about what Hillary would say if the prostitute yelled at him again. They went on the walk, and when they passed the alley, to Bill’s surprise, the prostiture was silent, and they continued on their walk. As they were about to round the corner, however, they heard the prostitute’s voice from behind them,

What’s going on in the minds of Democrat voters? No wait! I don’t mean just Hillary Clinton. I’m talking about all the lies, crimes and scandals they have ignored over the decades. They all can’t be looking for a free ride like the growing number of welfare and food stamp recipients. That means we can divide the rest into two groups: Those who actually believe the bull caca the demoncRAT politicians shovel and those politicians who actually shovel said caca.

Look at the promises they have made year after year telling black people how much better they will make their lives by giving them free stuff and bending, breaking and making new rules to give them advantages over others. How’s that working out there folks? With all the trillions of dollars spent on anti-poverty programs since Johnson’s War on Poverty, why is the number of people in poverty greater than when they started? These programs are designed to fail. Well not fail. Just keep the beneficiaries dependent on the system. The Republicans are not much better but at least some of them try to make people take responsibility for themselves. The old saw, “Give them a hand up instead of a hand out.” Is closer to the Republican ideal than the demoncRAT. Year after year 80% and more blacks vote for demoncRAT politicians.Why? Because year after year the politicians make bigger and bigger promises. It seems as long as they have cell phones, flat screen TVs and food stamps they say, “The really good stuff is coming next time.”

Then there is the public education system. The federal government has no business meddling in education. The Department of Education was created in 1979 by the peanut farmer, second worst president, Jimmy Carter. The quality of public education has suffered for it. The US taxpayer has spent over one hundred billion dollars a year on the department of education. They have educated NO children.

The list of demoncRAT lies and boondoggles could fill 100 rants. This is just a couple to think about. Don’t forget how the department of energy was started to lower energy cost! (There goes that peanut farmer again!) There goes another thirty billion a year.

I’ve pretty much laid off of Hillary and BO because if you voted for BO not once but twice there isn’t any way I can convince you that you made two mistakes. On top of that you’re probably going to vote for Hillary. Steeeriiiike Three! Now, Hillary is a proven liar and a thief just like her husband. (If you made the first two strikes and are old enough you probably voted for that sphincter too!). Just in case you haven’t seen it, here is a partial list of BO’s lies. And Here is another list. Here is a list of Hillary’s lies and crimes. aaannnnd Check out this article. I don’t have the space or time to list them all. HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR THESE PEOPLE?? Don’t forget that the area around Washington DC has the highest average salary and the lowest unemployment in the country,

Trump might be an loud mouthed, bombastic bully but I believe he can do some good things for the country where Hillary is only out for Hillary.

One day, President Obama visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word “tragedy. ” “Well,” one girl replied, “If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy! ” The President smiled at the little girl and said, “No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try? ” A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, “I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone! ” The President shook his head and said, “No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn’t anyone know of a good example of a tragedy? ” A small girl raised her hand and said, “Well, Mr. President, if you and Michelle were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy! ” “Very good,” he said. “And what was your reason for that answer? ” “Well,” she said, “It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss! “