Today J Boy decided on our film of choice…and…alas..it wasn’t the Johnny Depp “Rango” (yes, I opted for Gordon Brown for my audio book and the crisis of globalisation rather than the divine Mr Depp reading Keith Richard’s Bio). But it was still very good. J Baby even laughed in places….when he wasn’t munching his way through the Minstrels.

I was pleasantly surprised by the Shakespearean quips and the cameo role of a statue of the Great Bard….all this and Ozzy Osbourne’s wit!

Unfortunately, J did not live up to his promise of being a good boy beforehand (whoops….I mean behaving in a good manner appropriate for a boy of his age). He did the Japanese donut trick in Yo Sushi and spat out all of the sesame pips from his nigiri roll very publicly. Maybe we should accept the inevitable and stick with the heaving proletariat in MacDonald’s.