Tis the season for dress up parties filled with hot ladies coming out after eight hours of adjusting their funbags just right. Though by definition it can never be quite right unless i'm the one adjusting the funbags. Still, January and the chill of winter is the selected time for the swankest parties in Tinsel Town in and around the start of awards season, including the annual Art of Elysium fundraiser ball that brings out the sextastic best in the Thirty Mile Zone.

Hailey Baldwin, Kat Graham, Chrissy Teigen, Ashley Hinshaw and many more finest of the fine female forms slipped into something a little less comfortable but a little more revealing to help raise money and the pulse rates of ogling gentleman onlookers. Somebody has to suffer for attention. I'm just glad it's not on our end. It's warm and cozy here in the Egotastic radar control tower checking out all the decked out ladies. I couldn't have scripted this arrangement better myself. Enjoy.