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The Syracuse Basement Team (CuseMyCampus) decided to investigate what SU students had learned over the course of the 2011-2012 academic year. So, enjoy this film set to the sappiest soundtrack of all time. We believe “Good riddance” is the musical equivalent of instagramming it. Or, in the words of Fab Melo, “Good film watch me... MORE »

Oh! Hey USC Basement. Good news. Get out your fitted blazer, skinny tie, and pencil skirt because the men of Madison Avenue are back! AKA Season 5 of Mad Men. The season began with a bang in a two hour premiere last Sunday. Let's party like it's 1966! MORE »

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! I couldn’t be more excited. Of all our 6000 some-odd students, I get to write the review of 2011 at Wash U! This is truly an honor,... MORE »

Co-wrote this one with my guy Alex Piliouras, who is tragically without internet. May he find other means to consume cat videos and naked ladies. Butt Sex is the New Marijuana: One of Baylor University’s classes next semester is “Homosexuality as Gateway Drug.” Other new courses include, “What’s With Jews?” “Science 101: Why Earth is... MORE »

Kids suck at most things. Whether it’s sports, video games, cooking, playing music, or performing quadruple bypass surgery, children are pretty incompetent at almost everything. In particular, kids are shitty artists, and New York Times bestselling author Maddox proves it in his anthology of horrible children’s drawings, I Am Better Than Your Kids. I... MORE »