The Joker: "Uh-oh... he don't look happy, he's been using 'Brand-X'. But with new and improved Joker brand products I get a grin, again and again."

28668

Joker: "Never rub another man's rhubarb".

28667

HE STOLE MY BALLONS!!! -Joker

28666

Batman: "Hey, Joker... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

28665

Jack Napier: Stop The Press, Who Is That?

28664

Joker: We've Got A Flying Mouse To Kill, And I Wanna Clean My Claws.

28663

I'm Glad Your Dead! HA HA HA! - Joker

28662

Gordon: "He gave us a signal"

28661

Gordon: "He gave us a signal"

28660

Vicki Vale: "What do you want?"
The Joker: "......my face on the $1 bill."

28659

Vinnie's Assistant:

We have witnesses. Grissom's signature is perfectly legitimate.

The Joker:

It IS legitimate! I saw it. I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and signed it in his own blood. And he did it with this pen. (pulls out a poison quill pen) Hello, Vinnie. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check. (throws quill pen at Vinnie; quill pen hits Vinnie in the neck, killing him instantly) The pen...is truly mightier than the sword.

28658

The Joker: "The pen is mightier than the sword."

28657

Vicki Vale and The Joker:

Vicki Vale: You're insane.

The Joker: Thought I was a Pisces.
-Vicki Vale and The Joker

28656

Eckhardt:

Where have you been spending your nights?
-Eckhardt

28655

Joker:

This town needs an anema (Toot) (Toot)
-Joker

28654

Joker:

You mus posess power to inflict pain Bob.We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws!
-Joker