So, most of us know first hand that guys can be kind of clueless when it comes to gifts. Like, for example, my college boyfriend gave me a hot pink graphic tee with a creepy cartoon cat on it for my birthday one year. (I'm not a cat person). My former roommate once got a framed picture of a pug from her ex for Valentine's Day. (She never expressed any interest in pugs.)

But these gifts pale in comparison to the present one chick recently got from her man: A jar of his semen. Yes. Seriously.

Apparently, the dude bestowed the gift, the gal thought it was moisturizer (and used it, gag), then found out what it really was, and the guy was ordered to pay her $300 for her troubles. His defense for gifting his GF a jar of spooge? "I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love," he said. "Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it." Um...yeah, that would probably be a good idea.

In light of this beyond crazy story, we have to ask you: What's the weirdest gift you've ever received from a guy?