No, those would be scabies. I'm unsure of your scabid status at this present time. Nits hold on for dear life to your hairs, and whilst I would never, ever insult a Welshman, I have to say that you provide a vast play area for them. Mostly on your back and in your ears. Well, the palms of your hands, too, if I'm being honest.

WELL DARN IT,,,, you only needs one good friend dont you dezzie, heres my washing Dezzie,,Oh and can you borrow me $10.00 ,,,,Oh and pick a paper up while your out walking the cat.. Thanks friend......

I just dunno how you could of done such a thing,,poor innocent whiskers, he only wanted a walk, Hey, my next door neighbour stopped the other day and said,,,Excuse me, but Ive noticed that your cat whiskers comes into my garden digs a hole and does a poo poo and then fills the hole in and walks off,,,,,,I said WELL, that's perfectly normal behaviour with cats, He said,, With a spade???