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Sunday, October 27, 2013

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysReally? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down JaywalkersNow that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes OverWhat a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after DeathNo-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantSee if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for PeaceI can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last AwhileYa think?!

Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesWho would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect HomicideThey may be on to something!

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

'How was he killed?' asked one detective.

'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.

'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'

'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.' ___________________________________________

Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

Joe: 'Really?'

Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.' ___________________________________________

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-word the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.

'What did he say,' asked the nurse.

'Oops!' ___________________________________________

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.

'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'

'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'

He's still in intensive care. ___________________________________________

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, guess she's there.'