My DVD player is having problems so I started looking for a new one. Of course all sorts of stuff has changed since I bought this one--everything is Internet-enabled, etc. So, trying to figure out what I actually need and/or want, I was reading the users' questions and answers for one I'm interested in, and saw this:

Question: Does it have app for MLB tvAnswer: i’m not good with tech stuff - i don’t know what MLB means and i hate appsBy Brandy [name redacted] on March 5, 2019

I would almost sort of like to meet Brandy.

* (Baudelaire, Le Spleen de Paris: "The title of the work refers not to the abdominal organ (the spleen) but rather to the second, more literary meaning of the word, "melancholy with no apparent cause, characterised by a disgust with everything".)

In defense of Samsung and friends, that's not a very good description of the device. It can stream video over the internet as well as play discs. A combination disc player and Roku-type internet device.