10.08.2007

...when your off-season max-contract free-agent acquisition has to leave his first game because of cramps.

The interesting thing about this ESPN article is that it doesn't explain what type of cramps Rashard Lewis had. If they were menstrual, do you think that the Magic can get part of that signing bonus back without getting hit with a gender discrimination suit? Does Orlando have a WNBA team? Lewis would probably be at least a 2nd team all-WNBA player.

About The Realests

What They Are Saying

"You should see the post-it notes on my wall: Job #1: GET THE REALESTS."- Henry Abbott, TrueHoop

"We're funnier than you."- The Realests

"The Realests have no regard for human life."- The Fakests

"There's really no local connection here, but I like these guys at The Realests."- Dan Steinberg, DC Sports Bog

"I never learned how to read, but if I had, The Realests would be the third or fourth thing I read every morning, after a Hooked On Phonics site and a blog that features only cute babies and scrumptious cakes."- Will Leitch, Deadspin

"These guys are hilarious. (And they have pix of hot chicks in some of their posts.) Their only downside is they like Michigan."- Mitchell Blatt, Juiced Sports Blog

"Just a heads-up my man. Your hat is on crooked. It makes you look like a jackass."- Anonymous