[music]
[doorbell rings]
Will Ferrell: Hello. You the
new butler?
John C. Reilly: Ha ha. Well, it's been a
long time since I was the
John C. Reilly: new anything.
Will Ferrell: What's happened
to Hudson?
John C. Reilly: I guess he's
changing.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, he does that
a lot doesn't he?
Will Ferrell: Oh, I'm David Bowie.
I live down the road.
John C. Reilly: Oh.
Will Ferrell: Sir Percival lets me use the
piano when he's not around.
Will Ferrell: He's not around
is he?
John C. Reilly: I can honestly say I haven't seen him,
John C. Reilly: but come on in.
Go ahead. Come on in.
Will Ferrell: Are you related to
Sir Percival?
John C. Reilly: Well, distantly.
Will Ferrell: Oh, you're not the poor
relation from America, right?
John C. Reilly: Ha ha. Gee, news sure
travels fast. I'm Bing.
Will Ferrell: Pleased to meet you.
You're the one that sings, right?
John C. Reilly: Well, right or wrong,
I sing either way.
Will Ferrell: Well, I sing
too.
John C. Reilly: Oh good!
What kind of singing.
Will Ferrell: Mostly contemporary stuff.
Do you like modern music?
John C. Reilly: Oh, I think it's
marvelous.
John C. Reilly: Some of it's really fine.
But, tell me, do you ever
John C. Reilly: listen to any of
the older fellas?
Will Ferrell: Oh yeah, sure, I like John Lennon
and the other one with
Will Ferrell: the Harry Nilsson.
John C. Reilly: Oh, you go back
that far, eh?
Will Ferrell: Yeah, I'm not as
young as I look.
John C. Reilly: None of us is,
these days.
Will Ferrell: In fact, I've got a six
year old son and he really
Will Ferrell: gets excited around the
Christmas holiday thing.
John C. Reilly: Do you go in for any of
the traditional things in
John C. Reilly: the Bowie household at
Christmas time?
Will Ferrell: Oh yeah, most of them
really. Presents. Tree.
Will Ferrell: Decorations. Agents
sliding down the chimney.
John C. Reilly: What?
Will Ferrell: I was just seeing if you
were paying attention.
John C. Reilly: Ha ha.
Will Ferrell: Actually, our family does
most of the
Will Ferrell: things other families do.
Sing the same songs.
John C. Reilly: Do you?
Will Ferrell: I even have a go at
White Christmas.
John C. Reilly: You do, eh?
Will Ferrell: And this one, this is my
son's favorite.
Will Ferrell: Do you know
this one?
John C. Reilly: Oh, I do indeed.
That's a lovely thing.
[music]
Will and John: ♪ Come they told me
pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
Will and John: ♪ A new-born king to see
pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
Will and John: ♪ Our finest gifts we bring
pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
Will and John: ♪ Rum-pum-pum-pum,
rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: Peace on Earth, can it be
John: Come they told me
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: Years from now, perhaps we'll see
John: A new-born king to see
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: See the day of glory
John: Our finest gifts we bring
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: See the day, when men of good will
John: To lay before the king
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: Live in peace
John: Rum-pum-pum-pum,
John: rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
Will Ferrell: ♪ Live in peace again ♪
♪ Will: Peace on earth
John: So to honour him
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: Can it be
John: When we come ♪
Will and John: ♪ Every child must
be made aware ♪
Will and John: ♪ Every child must
be made to care ♪
Will and John: ♪ Care enough for
his fellow man ♪
Will and John: ♪ To give all the
love that he can ♪
♪ Will: I pray my wish will come true
John: Little baby, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: For my child and your child too
John: I stood beside him there,
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: He'll see the day of glory
John: I played my drum for him,
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: See the day when men of good will
John: I played my best for him
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ Will: Live in peace, live in peace again
John: rum-pum-pum-pum
John: rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
♪ John: And he smiled at me
John: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Will: Peace on Earth ♪
♪ John: Me and my drum
Will: Can it be ♪
Will and John: ♪ Can it bee... ♪
Will and John: ♪ eeeee... ♪
Will Ferrell: ♪ eeeeee... ♪
John C. Reilly: ♪ eee-ya ♪
Will Ferrell: ♪ eee-ya ♪
John C. Reilly: ♪ ee ♪
Will Ferrell: ♪ e ♪
John C. Reilly: Ah, that's a pretty little thing isn't it?
Will Ferrell: Very nice.
John C. Reilly: Alright Bobby, you
have a Merry Christmas.
Will Ferrell: It's Bowie.
(John is singing in the background)
Will Ferrell: It's David
(bleep) Bowie.
John C. Reilly: And it's Bing
(bleep) Crosby, pal.
[music]