Madge’s New Bruise

A month ago she was hiding dark bruises under her eyes. Word at the time was that she was undergoing some anti-age repairs. So now is this another case of repair?

Check out Madge in London yesterday with a very suspicious green mark on her cheek that also could be explained away by plastic surgery. And certainly, we all hope that’s the case. Facial maintenance after all is much preferable to falling off her horse or walking into a door. Or crashing off her bike…which have been the explanations or excuses she’s used before.