The MADONNA Manifesto: As Promised, David Gets His Grill

At this past January’s Grammy Awards, Madonna had a date: Her son David who, like her, was big pimpin’ that night…

NOBODY was cleaner and more sharp than those two, and if you think otherwise: Keep dreaming..It’s okay to fantasize.

While on the red carpet, Madonna (in true-to-life Madonna style…with no f*cks to give what you think of her), when Ryan Seacrest asked her about her grill (she was wearing) she replied: “Yeah, I’m grillin’. It p***es everybody off when I wear my grill, so that’s why I wear it. I wear it when I don’t have to eat. Actually, I’ve learned to eat with my grill in.”

In continuing, Madonna stated she was planning to buy eight year-old David a grill.

He told Ryan: “She said she’d get me a grill for this birthday.”

Madonna stated they hadn’t had time to get to the dentist to get the molds yet, and well…here we are some 23 days later and viola!