Is Christina Aguilera On the Verge of a Breakdown?

How else does one explain a grown woman–with a child–stepping out twice in one week without any pants on? Didn’t Britney Spears stop wearing pants just before she went over the edge?

I’d try to give Christina the benefit of the doubt and say maybe she thought those tights were actually leggings, but they cover her toes. There’s no way girlfriend didn’t know she was walking out of the house with just tights on.

Somebody–anybody!–get this girl a good therapist and pair of J Brands stat!