Two highschool girs are sitting in the one's bedroom and the one says to the other,
"Come on we really need the car this is the biggest party of the year."
The other girl says,
"Yeah but you know what…

At a club, 50 Cent, Britney Spears, and JLO are all sitting in the VIP room. All of a sudden u hear a farting noise. 50 Cent, says, "Wasn't me", JLO denies it also. Finally Britney fesses up and says,…