Canadian citizens should be staying here in Canada to do these things, thus helping to support the jobs of Canadian law officers, Canadian hotel owners, and Canadian purveyors of duct tape and ball gags.

I be thinking this couple was from Vancouver district of Portland Oregon. The street they live on is only a few blocks from Vanouver St in Portland. Maple leaf ain't taking responsibility for this loony pair.

@Anons kinky sex is great. taking one's kink public in this particular way [public nudity where it's illegal, traumatizing bystanders who think someone's been kidnapped and hurt] blows chunks. I know I'd call the authorities if I saw someone naked and hogtied with tape over their mouth, and I'd love a few minutes alone with this sorry excuse for a dominant.

I wish writers iould learn the distinction between a "goatee" and a "Van Dyke." A "goatee" is facial hair on a man's chin (Compare and contrast with a "wisdom patch" or a "soul patch"). I presume everyone knows what a moustache is. A "Van Dyke", names after the painter who sported one, is a moustache PLUS a goatee -- i.e. what the gentleman in the photo was wearing. Please hold your applause!

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