Turd In The Punchbowl: 1. A comparative phrase that adds a certain repugnance to describe an idea, remark or occurrence that fell flat, killed conversation, was socially unacceptable, or went over like the proverbial lead balloon.
2. Similarly, a gauche, socially inept or unwelcome person who has a stultifying effect on social gatherings, or, by extension, was involved in some futile or hugely unpopular effort.

I Ain't Afraid Of No Turd

Need Your Hole Snaked?

The Turd

Hi there - welcome to my bowl! I am just a socially awkward turd with a lot of shit going through my tapered, sometimes corny head. This is one of my favorite places for me to relieve myself.
Thanks for stopping by.

A Turd Word

"Weinis" - a perfect mixture of the anatomically correct term penis added to weiner, the always snicker worthy slang term for one's male erectile organ of copulation. Use Weinis as often as possible. Thank you.