Fairly self-explanatory..But hopefully the new title will make it somewhat humorous.

Let's take:THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMSAnd turn it into:THE BREAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMSAnd if you like, add a synopsis to the new film!Like:During a shark attack, a woman's breast is chewed off and sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Due to man's pollution of ocean waters, the breast mutates into a giant aquatic monster, attacking ships and drowning sailors in white, lactic death.

THE YES OF LAURA MARSLaura Mars becomes everyone's friend because she obeys their every whim.MOO OVER PARADORRichard Dreyfuss stars as a cow who must impersonate a deceased president, who also looks like a cow, in the fictional country of Parador.THE CHIN SYNDROMEEveryone working at a nuclear power plant is infected by a leak and grows prominently large chins.