You've got the scientists going "Burning fossil fuels heats the atmosphere. Record temperatures. Extreme weather!"And then you've got the skeptics going, "Don't be silly! The Earth has always had warming cycles. Human activity has nothing to do with it."And I feel sorry for the poor guy caught in the middle!

The only person caught in the middle is the idiot who buys the false equivalency.

Who are you going to believe, the international conspiracy of climatologists driving around in their Porsches, or the poor oil companies with absolutely no financial conflict of interest? Bill Nye the Science Guy, or Rush Limbaugh?

You'd think scientists wanting to commit a global scam would've picked something that would bring in the big bucks, like mastering cold reading and pretending they had proof of the afterlife. 95% of the world's population would line up to hand over every worldly possession to find out if their deceased parents are proud of them.

MBK:Yeah, what a douche. He raised millions for charity. BUT OH NO, HE CHEATED IN A BIKE RACE.

And I'm not even sure he did. It's entirely possible, but it's also possible that they couldn't find any evidence for him, so they threatened his teammates until they threw him under the bus. I'm not a Lance Armstrong fan, and I may be wrong, but it seems like this is just an excuse to fark him over now that they don't need him anymore.