Not for Geraniums. In Seattle, the Coast Guard caught a man carting away
a mine he had found on the beach, asked him what he planned to do with
it, subsequently announced: mines found on the beach must not be
converted into flower pots.

The Nod. In Toronto, St. Clair Hilborn, charged with giving his son a
lethal dose of sleeping pills, explained that he had been hexed by a
black cat...