Alessandra Ambrosio stretching in a bikini is not the Oscars

As the world focuses its attention on last night’s Academy Awards, it’s comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they’re almost like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting and more making women self-conscious about their appearance so they’ll try to fit in Victoria’s Secret underwear. (Out of respect for Katherine Bigelow, I’m not going to say which is the nobler cause.)

@6 hahhhhhahahhha no bullshit
i really want to know..are these girls just naturally that skinny or do they really not eat. cus i just ate 2 egg rolls and some egg drop soup and now i feel like a fat ass lol.