Internet highlights – w/c 12th May 2019

Come on, guys! Leave the BBC alone. Election rules clearly state that you cannot have any politician on in the run-up to an election unlessa) they’re Nigel FarageOrb) they’re Nigel Farage#bbcqt#marrhttps://t.co/H1VnMRDupw

The thing is, no one voted for World War II, it happened because of the rise of Hitler. No one voted for the Blitz, no one voted for the upheavals caused by war. These things were accepted as part of what happened, but hardly embraced. Brexit is somewhat different https://t.co/HZKTI5XdHH

I’m brewing a deep sense of frustration. The Brexit Party will win huge numbers of seats by their slight of hand – meanwhile voters will be split between the other parties. It will be talked of as a second referendum result. We can all see it coming… nothing we can do about it?

I enjoy ordering things “for the table”. It displays a confidence, a zest for life, a generosity of spirit & a refusal to limit yourself to just one thing. It also really confuses waiters when you’re dining alone.

Dear JameelaI'm a big fan of yours & especially your work encouraging women to see themselves as intrinsically valuable #iweigh. But this argument that a child is better off dead than in foster care is insulting to my foster kids & contradicts your excellent work. https://t.co/p2i0GynX0r

Enthusiastic start2 hrs of nostalgia about old stuffBewilderment over the 87 different pilesCry at crap EVERYWHEREWish you’d never started Start chucking everythingWonder why the room doesn’t look much different despite filling 45 Black sacks