IT’S GREEN TIME! Anthropomorphic mutant reptilians unite as Tom (Peter Chimera) and new guest Tea kick some shell-like material with an awful, long, and awfully-long TMNT fic. Previously thought scrubbed from the internet, Tom has a preserved copy of Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever. Beware the itchy powder, seizures, panic attacks, and breathing hearts. To all of our fans: you are my nightwatcher.

Dive back into the wonders of gay sex in Elder Scrolls as Yahweasel (creator of the Craig bot we use for recording) joins us to read more of One Night in Oblivion. Then, because we had more time, we read three more stories! Tetris blocks have their way with some dude from Death Note in Getting Around the Block. Food was eaten and jiggles were giggled in Fatty Emblem. Lastly, the internet gets what it deserves as Comicsnix delivers Mario and Bowsette in the Blazes of Love. Get tested, y’all.

As we trudge onward from that wreck of a Harry Potter fanfic, we try to recuperate with some nice, family sitcom entertainment. Except this is totally not the usual universe for Everybody Loves Raymond. Matt and Dylan join us for Raymond Loves Dick (which, coincidentally, is not a love letter to our favorite Richards). Then, we follow that up with a return to the lands of Tamriel with One Night in Oblivion. Timeline-smashing logic? Sure, all in the pursuit of some sweet Emperor poon!

Well, this was unfortunate. We were all revved up to go and make lots more progress on Harry Potter Becomes an Armchair Communist. Well, I mean, we did do that. It’s FNF of course so we didn’t get too far, but then at the end we kinda had to ditch the story. Regardless, Mirri and Epidehl join us for the last episode of us reading Harry Potter Becomes Pol Pot! We move on to different stuff the week after, so enjoy the Trostskyites while you can!

Due to unforeseen technology issues, we had to redo the original episode for this. This ended up being just fine because we totally didn’t have anything better to do with our Sunday night than talk about Hot Topic-style communism and whether or not Tonks counts as a big-tittied gothic girlfriend. Harry Pol-Potter soldiers on, I suppose!

We skate into the food court on our Heelys to buy some sweet Che Guevara T-Shirts as we dive deep into the red oceans of communism again. Scout and Sara join the crew for our second encounter with Harry Potter Becomes a Communist. Make sure to take Mom’s credit card and share it with everyone, because that’s how communism works!

Sorry for being a few days late but we had a gremlin throw a wrench into the episode we had planned for this week. Instead, we’re jumping forward in time to when ushankas reign supreme and the only utensils you get with your meager bread meals are a hammer and a sickle. We have Troy and Ms. Pouty join us to start up our longfic called Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. Brace yourselves, this is gonna be rougher than a Winter on the Steppes.

This week, Moguta and Waffle join us for an hour and a half of distracted conversation and the worst grammar, punctuation and spelling ever. Yes, that’s all I have to say. It’s really really really awful. And we have to read just as much of it next week from the same story.

This week, Sam and Kyle join in on the funnest family adventure romp this side of Gerudo Valley! Ganondorf goes Disney-style in Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing: Dadliest Catch. This story is so wonderful, except when it turns all…icky. Following that, we read the epic crossover absolutely nobody wanted: MLPFiM VS One Piece. Ya-yo-ya-yo, get ya gum-gum ready!

Sorry for missing the post last week. There’s currently quite the backlog here at FNF HQ (along with some weird garlic-y smells and probably a septic system leak). To make up for it, you get…NOTHING EXTRA!

In this episode, Sollux and Gorejuice join the crew as we select a story based entirely on its title: cumeating.txt. Full title of Cum Eating Husband, we discuss the deep implications of cuckolding and quality child care when participating in such. After that, we read something topical (at least based on the time of the recording) called George is Pregnant. Our first story about The Beatles, I’m sure it won’t be our last, and hopefully is the worst but I actually doubt that. Nobody on the show can do a British accent. Like, at all.