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The Story Which Is Not A Story That We Keep Talking About Because It’s So Not A Story, Thereby Making It a Story: When Corn told me he had written about Josh’s little video escapade, I prepared myself for an… Continue Reading →

Just keepin the head sharp. Smokin‘ In The Boys Room, Volume 2: Seriously? This is a big deal? Really? NBA Players smoking weed? With women? Look, don’t get me wrong. They’re boneheads for doing it at the freaking Rookie Transition… Continue Reading →

Just keeping in shape. Activating Systems … Wade V2.0, Status …. ACTIVE: From here on out, we’re just calling him 2.0. Because this is not your younger self’s Dwayne Wade. The new model has buried the 1.0 in the backyard… Continue Reading →

We thought we’d bring back a little session of Ball Movements to discuss the recent rumblings. Chris Mullin Must Have Been A-Biedrinking: Corn and I are not in cohesion on the subject of Andris Biedrins’ 6 year, $64 Million deal.… Continue Reading →

Why? Because we’re in withdrawal. That’s why. If you’re new to the game, here’s what we do every day the NBA has games on. See also: 15 Footer. Games begin at 3PM EST, 4 10 minute quarters, next game starts… Continue Reading →

Oh, Jesus, it’s over. I can’t believe it. I mean, I’m happy to not have to come up with these day after day after day, but still… I mean… I miss it. Already! Why, God? Why can’t the league be… Continue Reading →

Only two more in the regular season! Sniff…Reasons To Watch The Games Of The NBA Tonight… 1. “We Made It! We Finally Made It! Wait, What’s That Sound?”: That sound, Hawks fans, is the sound of doom. You’ve made the… Continue Reading →

Sorry, folks, things got away from us tonight and I’ve got a hot date with the HOT Paroxi-wife, so we’re doing “5 Words or Less” BMs today. Enjoy, we’ll be back for the final two days of regular season ball… Continue Reading →

Reasons To Watch The Games Of The NBA tonight My Rights Versus Yours: On a long, long, long 3AM drive back to Austin from Dallas last night, I heard this song and realized it’s the perfect song for tonight. Kobe… Continue Reading →

Reasons To Watch The Games Of The NBA Tonight: I Left My Heart In San Francisco. Which Is Good, Since This Game Will Likely Put It Into Cardiac Arrest (Via the Corndogg): Has there ever been a game in NBA… Continue Reading →