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The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is a social-media phenomenon that has raised awareness of the neurodegenerative disease to new heights as well as tens of millions of dollars to help fight it. By now, you’ve probably witnessed scores of your own friends dousing themselves with ice-cold water and seen videos of dozens of celebrities doing the same, all while challenging their other famous friends. We’ve gathered up all the hunky celebrity men we could find taking on the challenge and posted the videos for your enjoyment below. We’re still waiting for Channing Tatum to answer Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson‘s call and Chris Hemsworth [UPDATE: He did it and we have it!] to respond to Robert Downey Jr., and we are wondering when someone will finally get around to challenging Hugh Jackman [UPDATE: Done! See below!], Alex O’Loughlin [UPDATE: Done! Watch it below!], Taylor Kinney, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Alexander Skarsgard. And you can’t convince us that David Beckham isn’t working on his own video this very second! [UPDATE: Becks did it! Evidence below!]

You can learn more about this awful disease at the ALS Association website before donating whatever amount you can online at the same link.

In the meantime, enjoy videos from hot athletes and actors and more, including ‘Dancing With the Stars’ hottie Derek Hough, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Mark Sanchez and ‘Arrow’ hunk Stephen Amell (pictured above, left to right).

Thirty-two teams, 53-player rosters each. Take it from us: There’s a lot of M-A-N in the NFL. We know, ’cause we looked at them all to produce this list of the National Football League’s 10 hottest players 2013!

We take our research a little too seriously and are crazy picky about our picks. So, if you’re upset that Tim Tebow didn’t make our cut, for instance, please understand that it was because he got cut by the New England Patriots, not us. Blame Bill Belichick (we love doing that)! Speaking of the Pats, veteran tally topper Tom Brady got edged off our list this year by a new teammate. Hope that doesn’t mean Brady won’t throw him the ball!

To make the most of this list — which is ranked in reverse order by hotness — you don’t have to know the difference between a wide receiver and a running back, but you simply must have an appreciation for a tight end (sorry). Keep scrolling below to join us in counting down the Top 10 Sexiest NFL Players of the 2013-2014 Season!

10. DANNY AMENDOLA, New England Patriots

Tom Brady’s brand-new weapon is actually an NFL veteran who most recently played for the St. Louis Rams. At 5’10” the Texas native is called “undersized,” like his pretty Pats predecessor Wes Welker. The oft-hurt Amendola was just listed with a groin injury (no, not there!). Let’s hope it doesn’t keep him off the field: The civic-minded player has pledged to donate $100 for every pass he catches — and $200 for every dropped pass, haters! — to a relief fund for victims of the Boston Marathon bombings.

9. VICTOR CRUZ, New York Giants

The player who brought salsa dancing into the stadium has so much style to spare he started his own clothing line. The New Jersey native is so famously well groomed he has even just been named a spokesman for Gillette. Check out how he gets that 6-foot body of his in Super Bowl shape: “Every three weeks or so I get a manicure and pedicure, and every other week I get a massage. You have to do those little things to keep your body in shape. In the long run it pays off.” Oh, my, and how!

Not a great day to be New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. Not a great YEAR to be Mark Sanchez. Remember when Tim Tebow came to town and we thought this season might actually be kinda fun? Yeah… no.

The season ended in utter disaster for Sanchez and the Jets last night, in yet another humiliating display on national TV (will anyone ever be able to forget Sanchez’s butt fumble?!). While many Jets fans primarily blame Mark, we blame the Jets’ front office (1) and coaches (2) much, much more.

The Jets made heinous personnel changes over the past couple of years, with the Tebow trade the capper. Some athletes are motivated by fear, others are motivated with hugs. It’s up to general managers and professional sports coaches to know the damned difference!

Tim Tebow and his pretty blue eyes met the New York media for today in celebration of the saintly stud’s becoming a New York Jet.

Much has been written about the relationship the ostensible backup quarterback has with the Jets’ starting GQ QB, Mark Sanchez, but now we have some info straight from Tebow’s mouth!

He spoke about texts and phone conversations between the two quarterbacks with the assembled press corps, but he delved a little deeper into their relationship in a one-on-one interview with SNY’s Jeane Coakley. Watch it here:

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The interview held some juicy nuggets (bolded for your pleasure) that will provide the starting point for Tebow-Sanchez Slash Fic for months to come:

“We’re just going to have a great time together, we’re going to work hard … We’ve had a great relationship since I visited USC and he was one of my hosts. And that was before anybody knew who Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow were. And we had a great relationship then, and we’ll have a great relationship now. And it’s gonna be fun. And we’re going to have a great time together. We’ll spend so much time in the quarterback room, the meeting rooms and it’ll be fun.”

Bring it on, writers, bring it on!

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So who’s the big winner? WE’RE THE BIG WINNER, PEOPLE! Yes, we get to watch Sanchez and Tebow fight it out for quarterback playing time, ideally naked and oiled up (all hail the start of the Tebow-Sanchez slash-fiction golden age!). Failing that best-case scenario, we are no doubt in for a cute photo shoot of the two of them together. Clothed. Probably in full uniform and pads. Whatever. We’ll take it!

But the other big pay-off for us? More Eric Decker. MUCH MORE Eric Decker. (Some of you watch football and know what I’m talking about. You can skip the next paragraph.)

Eric Decker and Tim Tebow were on the same team (Broncos). Eric catches balls. Tim doesn’t throw them. Eric got so little action that, during one game, his girlfriend was forced to tweet something along the lines of “Throw the damn ball!” (Sing it, sister!) Now the trades went down. Tim’s gone from Eric’s team; Peyton’s on it. Peyton is AWESOME at throwing balls. You following?

More playing time for Eric Decker means more camera time for Eric Decker. More opportunity for him to excel means an increased chance of more magazine spreads like this one from the November 2010 issue of GQ:

WE WIN!! WE WIN!!

Here’s the Big Winner of the NFL Trade Insanity was last modified: March 22nd, 2012 by karen