We Made a Vodka Expert Blind Taste Test Bottom-Shelf Vodka

Cheap vodkas are not all created equal. Or at least, that’s what we learned when we made our spirits writer Jason Horn blind taste five different vodkas available for under $12: Smirnoff, Svedka, UV, Popov, and Pinnacle. Watch Jason suffer through each taste test to learn which bottom-shelf vodka came out on top.

It’s fucking ethanol, dipshit, of course it’s going to burn. The lack of burning from “higher quality” vodka comes from the endorphins released when your tastebuds detect the mountains of cash you’ve wasted to vindicate that you’re better than other people.

Bullshit.. this guys had so much liquor he cant taste anything.. Popov is the worst thing you could drink. It’s full of chemicals, burns going down, makes your stomach feel like shit, and tastes like the flavor of your tongue’s skin being burned by corrosive chemicals.