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Many MMOs in the past several years have tanked, tanked hard and tanked early. While most players could name several reasons why, Pokket thinks there is just one. The one she's thinking of just might surprise you. Keep reading to see if you agree!

There have been a lot of MMOs released in the past 4 or 5 years that have seemed to have flopped, and rather quickly for that matter. It's always frustrating to us, as gamers, to feel like we've wasted 40, 60, or even over 100 dollars on a game that all of our friends end up leaving after about a month. Why do they leave? Well, there are usually many different reasons, such as lack of end-game, not polished enough, pushed out the door before it is ready and more. But there is always a missing component as well...

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Alright I see alot of upset folks here.

I'd like to say I thought it was funny.

Fyi. For all the QQers whining and saying they hate the "article." Its not an article. Its an opinion piece. I think most newspapers, mags, and online news sites call it a -gasp- column. Lets do some research before all these little angry nerds start decrying the website and flooding the forums with their hatred of the "article"

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STO has the Caitians as well. Normally I am a fan of Pokket's columns/ed op pieces, but this one just missed the mark for me as I just didn't find it that funny. Guess you can't hit it out of the park all the time.

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I setup a Facebook account for my cat, so I could participate in TSW's Facebook game that involved adding as many friends as you possibly could. I posted with the appropriate grammar and spelling, both bad, but consistent. My cat had a social life consisting of one other cat that did not like her very much, but I got tired of it. My cat got birthday wishes and members of my family would post on the Facebook wall. While I do like cats*, I don't know if that would make for a good addition to an MMORPG.

* If there is enough food and enough clean litter, you can leave a cat in your house while you go out of town, and the cat will be just fine. I have to hire baby sitters for the stupid dogs.

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It's a good thing all my viewers are strapped to their computer chairs and forced to read this article. Actually, wait, no they are not :P

If you think about it, I mean take like 10 seconds to think deeper than surface value for once, you'll see that I'm talking about how there is no missing component in games. At least not any one missing component, but after a game releases and people begin to assess why they "fail", they always try to look for what it is missing ("oh, it's not f2p", "oh questing sucks", "oh themepark"). They always sum it up to one or two major things, which may be the case, but they are usually missing the nail completely (rather than hitting it on the head ~.^).

Perhaps maybe I am trying to make a comment on that. Just perhaps. I just made cats the missing component, because I like cats... and they are missing. So I blame that.

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It's a good thing all my viewers are strapped to their computer chairs and forced to read this article. Actually, wait, no they are not :P

If you think about it, I mean take like 10 seconds to think deeper than surface value for once, you'll see that I'm talking about how there is no missing component in games. At least not any one missing component, but after a game releases and people begin to assess why they "fail", they always try to look for what it is missing ("oh, it's not f2p", "oh questing sucks", "oh themepark"). They always sum it up to one or two major things, which may be the case, but they are usually missing the nail completely (rather than hitting it on the head ~.^).

Perhaps maybe I am trying to make a comment on that. Just perhaps. I just made cats the missing component, because I like cats... and they are missing. So I blame that.

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It's a good thing all my viewers are strapped to their computer chairs and forced to read this article. Actually, wait, no they are not :P

If you think about it, I mean take like 10 seconds to think deeper than surface value for once, you'll see that I'm talking about how there is no missing component in games. At least not any one missing component, but after a game releases and people begin to assess why they "fail", they always try to look for what it is missing ("oh, it's not f2p", "oh questing sucks", "oh themepark"). They always sum it up to one or two major things, which may be the case, but they are usually missing the nail completely (rather than hitting it on the head ~.^).

Perhaps maybe I am trying to make a comment on that. Just perhaps. I just made cats the missing component, because I like cats... and they are missing. So I blame that.

I'll remove your thinking cap now.

what a condescending post wow

Look at what she is normally approached with as far as this community goes. She gets like 9 negative posts to every 1 nice post. In part because this community is very close minded I dare even say they have a bit of the misogyny the likes of Ryan Perez. I think there is only so much negativity people can take.

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I'm not really into small cats, but the larger over powering tigers and lions I have to say are pretty cool in my book. I do have to say though, that when I'm rockin worlds on my charr warrior with the horns, I don't really even think about the fact that I look like a cat that can walk on two legs, use weapons, has horns, and is wearing armor. The whole cat aspect seems to go by the wayside even though at times I'm running on all fours. I suppose if I didn't use my warhorn so often I would probably see the cat side a little more.

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It amazes me how many that read these columns have this extremely serious mentality towards what warrants an article on this site. We are "ahem" posting about games here. I for one enjoy the lightheartedness of your articles Pokket. Keep it up!