Comedy Quotes

Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah!

Mini-Me: [Mini-Me unzips his pants]Nigel Powers: My lord! you're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.Dr. Evil: His what?Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His FA-THER.