Caity Weaver

On Monday, The Cut posted an interview with a person. This one happened to be named Blake Lively, which is funny because she wasn't. Nor
particularly interesting! Plenty polite, though, and intermittently coherent,
which is more than you can say for most commercial grade toaster ovens on the
market today.

At the start of the interview, Ms. Lively (an achingly beautiful actress who
once invited Martha Stewart to "an ice cream soda party") parted her mouth,
presumably to sing a nonsense song of her own composition and show off her strong, even teeth. To everyone's
surprise—not least of all hers—a series of rambling anecdotes about websites
and smells came tumbling out, like toads from the mouth of a fairytale
princess. Blake Lively really does wear Gucci Première everyday, explained Blake Lively (which is convenient for her as she is a compensated spokeswoman for the fragrance). Blake Lively is very excited to launch her personal site, which will be based on the internet and accessible by web.