April 7: Home Opener and raising of the "Attendance Flag" to
commemorate the magical 2005 season in which the Cubs were a bigger draw
than any
of their hated rivals. Not being raised: World Series Champions flag.

April 8: Presentation of the "Nice Neighborhood" rings to members of
the 2005 squad in commemoration of their capturing of the city's heart
by
playing in such a cute little part of town.

Not being presented: World Series Champions rings.

April 9: Home Opener Weekend festivities conclude with the Cardinals
completing a sweep of the Cubs at Wrigley.

April 25: Turn Back the Clock I with throwback jerseys, old-timey
music and special guests and relive the magic of the Cubs' epic loss to
the
Florida Marlins in the 2003 NLCS.

May 13: Turn Back the Clock II with authentic 1984 uniforms jerseys
and an even-more-authentic loss to the 1984 NLCS champion San Diego
Padres.

May 14: Precious Moments figurine doll to the first 10,000 female
fans*.

June 15: Kerry Wood bobblehead day. The first 10,000 fans will
receive a bobblehead doll of the Northsiders' all-time leader in
simulated
strikeouts!

June 16: Turn Back the Clock III - Kick off a rematch of the Cubs'
most recent World Series appearance as they welcome the Detroit Tigers
and
try to beat them for the first time since 1945.

June 30: Crosstown Amnesty Day - All managers and first 25 players on
the White Sox active roster will receive a complimentary win.

July 1: Turn Back the Clock IV - 1906 World Series rematch. Authentic
memorabilia will be given out to lucky Cub fans, as will an authentic
1906-style massacre of their lovable losers.

July 2: Lovable Loser Day - First 15,000 losers get to fall in love
with the Cubs even more as they are handed yet another staggering loss
at
home by yet another area team that has built something more substantial
than their own ticket-scalping empire**.

July 14: Harry Caray Day, featuring an all-star tribute to the late
and beloved former White Sox and Cardinals announcer.

August 1: Nine Games Back Day - First 10,000 fans in attendance to
correctly explain what "Nine Games Back" means receive a Cubs
t-shirt***.

August 19: Playoff Day. Come out and root for the Cubs as they stand
on the brink of elimination against the Cardinals with forty-one games
still left to play in the season. First 20,000 fans wearing Cubs gear
receive a White Sox t-shirt.

September 2: Turn Back the Clock V - Cubs fans, come out and party
like it's 1989 in this showdown against the 1989 NLCS champion San
Francisco Giants!

October 1: Final Home Game / Wait 'Til Next Year Day - First 39,538
fans are idiots.__________________

MUsoxfan

02-08-2006, 02:10 PM

areilly is a star! From all the way down in Miami

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=66219

HebrewHammer

02-08-2006, 02:15 PM

This is even funnier the 8th time!

mjharrison72

02-08-2006, 02:29 PM

If somebody DOES want to impress me, they could tell me what the flubs message boards are saying about this... I wonder if they think it's as funny as we do.:cool:

Layla

02-11-2006, 01:44 PM

I have to admit that I told a Cubs fan at work I got a copy of the promotions this year at Wrigely. And then I asked him if he wanted a copy so he could plan what games to go to.:D:

I left it on his shelf and will find out his reaction on Monday.:bandance:

itsnotrequired

02-11-2006, 02:31 PM

This is even funnier the 8th time!

I disagree! The 7th time was obviously the funniest.

markopat

02-11-2006, 06:47 PM

April 7: Home Opener and raising of the "Attendance Flag" to commemorate the magical 2005 season in which the Cubs were a bigger draw than any of their hated rivals (well, except the Cards). Not being raised: World Series Champion flag.

April 8: Presentation of the "Nice Neighborhood" rings to members of the 2005 squad in commemoration of their capturing of the city's heart by playing in such a cute little part of town. Not being presented: World Series Champion rings.

April 9: Home Opener Weekend festivities conclude with the Cardinals completing a sweep of the Cubs at Wrigley.

April 25: Turn Back the Clock I with throwback jerseys, old-timey music and special guests and relive the magic of the Cubs' epic loss to the Florida Marlins in the 2003 NLCS.

May 13: Turn Back the Clock II with authentic 1984 uniforms jerseys and an even-more-authentic loss to the 1984 NLCS champion San Diego Padres.

May 14: Precious Moments figurine doll to the first 10,000 female fans*. Hey they need to have something on the Cubs more fragile than Woods and Prior's pitching arms!

June 15: Kerry Wood bobblehead day. The first 10,000 fans will receive a bobblehead doll of the Northsiders' all-time leader in simulated strikeouts! Complete with a trip to the disabled list!

June 16: Turn Back the Clock III - Kick off a rematch of the Cubs' most recent World Series appearance as they welcome the Detroit Tigers and try to beat them for the first time since 1945. Also celebrate the only team that has ever lost to the Cubs in the World Series 98 and 99 years ago.

June 30: Crosstown Amnesty Day - All managers and first 25 players on the White Sox active roster will receive a complimentary win.

July 1: Turn Back the Clock IV - 1906 World Series rematch. Authentic memorabilia will be given out to lucky Cub fans, as will an authentic 1906-style massacre of their lovable losers.

July 2: Lovable Loser Day - First 15,000 losers get to fall in love with the Cubs even more as they are handed yet another staggering loss at home by yet another area team that has built something more substantial than their own ticket-scalping empire**.

July 14: Harry Caray Day, featuring an all-star tribute to the late and beloved former White Sox and Cardinals announcer.

August 1: Nine Games Back Day - First 10,000 fans in attendance to correctly explain what "Nine Games Back" means receive a Cubs t-shirt***.

August 19: Playoff Day. Come out and root for the Cubs as they stand on the brink of elimination against the Cardinals with forty-one games still left to play in the season. First 20,000 fans wearing Cubs gear receive a 2006 White Sox AL Central Division Champions T shirt.

September 2: Turn Back the Clock V - Cubs fans, come out and party like it's 1989 in this showdown against the 1989 NLCS champion San Francisco Giants!

October 1: Final Home Game / Wait 'Til Next Year Day - First 39,538 fans are hopeless idiots who will only be disappointed again next year.