Saturday, 15 December 2012

Guns don't kill people!

For in your back yard...

Mr Obama – that famously fellow-travelling card-carrying
PC pink idealist – is contemplating perverse action in the wake of yesterday’s
Connecticut shoot-out. You can just see it in his eyes. He is dreaming of Gun Controls, dear reader, and of limiting, if not revoking
(imagine!) the constitutional right of
carrying arms. As if the near infallible Founding Fathers had never consciously
written and approved the Second Amendment!

I am shocked, dear reader, by such audacity. Does not
this gentleman know that ‘Guns do not kill people’? People kill people, dear reader!

Guns also do not kill children. Children kill children.

It would therefore be a travesty of law to forbid
people to buy, own or use (in a pacific way) handguns, shotguns and
semi-automatic weapons. As a matter of fact, there is no reason to prohibit
them to buy, own and put to good use (in a pacific manner, naturally) other
weaponry either. Because, is it not a Truth Writ In Stone that

Hand grenades do not kill people…. People kill people!

M1 Abrams Tanks do not kill people… People kill people!

ICBM nuclear rockets do not kill people… People kill people!

Weapons of Mass Destruction do not-… But must I go on, dear reader?? No, surely you
have by now gotten the point, and I have no doubt that you agree with me, the
National Rifle Association and the Military Industrial Complex that ALL
weaponry falls under the Constitutional Freedoms of the American Constitution,
and should therefore be freely available to all citizens. To buy, own, use and ENJOY!