PlanetFargo

The Sim-Limpic Games: Hot, Wet, and Unsportsmanlike

Fargo: Before we move on, it's time for a little bit of Sim-Limpic trivia. Do you know what the five rings on the Sim-Limpic flag mean? They represent the time-honored values of every Sim: Knowledge! Family! Wealth! Popularity! And getting some.

Sliszowsky: The five rings are interlocked to represent some sort of cross-coupled love-in. Hoo-ah!

Fargo: That is true, whenever I play The Sims 2 it always ends up playing out like some sort of late-night Cinemax movie.

Sliszowsky: Then you don't play hard enough. When I play it's like pay-per-view, baby.

Fargo: Whoa, stop the presses ladies and gentlemen. We're cutting to a live shot from the park just outside the Sim-Limpic village, where it looks like Chinese favorite Feng Shui is preparing partner Lucy Burb for the Woo-Hoo event:

Sliszowsky: Bah, he's exaggerating, I saw him in the showers earlier.

Fargo: Romance is in the air! And so are the flies. Have you ever seen the Toilet in the Sim-Limpic village? It's like an event in and of itself:

Sliszowsky: It's like a porcelain version of DOOM 3.

Fargo: And it's time once again for the Woo-Hoo!

Sliszowsky: It is ALWAYS time for Woo-Hoo. Now, this is a tight event, but I'd have to say that my money's on the Hot Asian Team.

Fargo: Well, putting aside your politically incorrect bias for a moment, I would point out that there really isn't a single "Asian" team. Asia is a colorful continent with a multitude of diverse cultures and politics. You've got your hot Chinese girls, your hot Korean girls, your hot Japanese girls...