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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but alsoadmitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?Ramu: A teacher

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but alsoadmitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?Ramu: A teacher

LOL! Amazing boy.....!!!!

xD xD xD lol!!!

xD

My whole goal in life is to get AlphaT to debate Teh_Skittlez as an Atheist and for Teh_Skittlez to debate AlphaT as a Christian.

lolololololololol

That awkward moment when you realize that you couldn't see that amazing debate because you're not old enough to see the P&R section... -.-

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but alsoadmitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?Ramu: A teacher

LOL! Amazing boy.....!!!!

xD xD xD lol!!!

"Jelly3" wrote:

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but alsoadmitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?Ramu: A teacher