Baylee Curran (seen here in a pool during happier times) accused Chris Brown of pulling a gun on her over some jewelry. And after a standoff with the LAPD, Brown was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. Apparently that was part of her plan?

The text was purportedly sent Tuesday at 2:57 AM, shortly after Baylee Curran was kicked out of Chris’ house. It reads: “Hey safari don’t you know this freak Chris brown is kicking me out of his house because I called his friend jewelry fake can you come get me my Uber is messing up if not I’m going to set him up and call the cops and say that he tried to shoot me and that will teach him a lesson I’m going to set his ass up. Lol come get me.” He responded, “Really that’s f*** up you ain’t going to do that your wrong if you do.”

In the initial story, they took her phone before she left and a Lyft driver picked her up instead of an Uber, so fuck if I know. She also allegedly sent this text to some dude named “Safari”. Who is Safari?

We spoke with Safari, who says Baylee stole his Rolex last year and he hasn’t spoken with her since.

What we know: Baylee Curran really seems to like other people’s jewelry. She also likes to tell overexaggerated stories because the drama gives her life/renews her life force.

Baylee Curran filed a restraining order in 2013claiming her roomie, Princeton Roseborough, threatened to hire a hitman to take her out. Baylee went on to claim Roseborough physically hurt her by pushing her head against a bedroom wall … hard enough to call an ambulance. Her claims were enough for a judge to issue a temporary restraining order, but when it came time for a formal hearing, she was a no-show in court so the restraining order was lifted. Princeton, the roommate, insisted in his own legal docs that she was lying. He says Baylee was about to physically attack his girlfriend, and all he did was restrain her, and never pushed her.

Basically, Chris Brown (a horrible person) more than likely pulled a gun on Baylee Curran (another horrible person) because she either call his friend’s jewelry fake or tried to steal his friend’s jewelry or just looked at the jewelry. I’ve spent way too much time thinking about this, so I’m ending this post now. God bless.