No, The Vice President of Live Nation Can’t Get You Radiohead Tickets

Right now tickets are going on sale for Radiohead’s shows in NYC this week at Roseland Ballroom, which means that you are probably scrambling to hit the “refresh” button at Ticketmaster fast enough to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome.

Just in case you were wondering whether this is the right thing to be doing—it is. If you’re wondering if there’s some easier way to get tickets, there isn’t. We tried. Even if you know somebody really high up at Live Nation, they won’t be able to get you tickets. See below.

Best of luck in your quest. But let’s be honest, since it’s probably not going to happen, we’re at least including videos of Radiohead’s SNL performance this weekend. If you plug in headphones and squint, you’ll almost feel like you’re there.