SI NULLUS UMOR FORNICARI EIS

When I relocated, someone mentioned that this area hasn’t been hit by a hurricane in several years. In fact, the most recent I can see was more than a decade ago, and it technically didn’t hit smack dab; hurricane-force winds were offshore.

Now, I’ve been told that I’m a magnet for trouble. So when told of the hurricane shortage I said, “I’m here now. We’ll get hit.”