There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.

Range Rule: "The front gate lock is not an acceptable target."Never Forget.

Got to meet him while driving a fire engine for an episode of Walker Texas Ranger and later on another episode. A captain of ours arranged for all of the FD extras and was actually a roommate of Norris' in college. When Chuck Norris shook my hand he said (pointing to Skipper), "your looking at the only guy to ever beat me in a fair fight." Up to that point I always suspected some of Skipper's daring dos were embellished. Not any more.

Now, down to business:"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just stands on the porch and dares it to grow."

When Clint Eastwood called the .44 Magnum "the most powerful handgun in the world" he didn't know about the thumb and index finger of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris appeared as a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice. He fired Donald Trump.

Chance favors the prepared.Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.There is no safety in denial.When seconds count the Police are only minutes away.Sometimes I really wish a lawyer would chime in and clear things up. Do we have any lawyers on this forum?