Moose Moran: There's a gal out there - she's lookin' for ya. Cash Conover: Blonde or brunette? Moose Moran: Hot-pepper red. She's right over by the door. Cash Conover: Uh-oh... Tequila Lil. I spent five years with her one day. She's been mad at me ever since.

[Jeff, pretending to be a sea captain, helps Cash and Moose toss out a trio of would-be extortionists] Jeff Cable: What is this - mutiny on the quarterdeck? Cash Conover: Nope - just pumping out the bilge!