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Quote from Mister_X:

Jan 25 00:39 <Mister_X> basic wep cracking tut in 3 easy steps: get up from your chair and go to your neighbour door;
ring or knock on the door; when he opens, ask him to use his to give the key for his wireless network;
you're done

Quote from Hirte:

21:08 Feb 01 21:27 <Hirte> maybe your AP learned to defeat you

Quote from kantlivelong:

Feb 01 22:56 <kantlivelong> now i know ive been on the pc too much today, on weather.com i put my IP instead of my zip...

Quote from Mister_X:

Feb 06 22:27 <Mister_X> So, I think my choice will be slack or debian
Feb 06 22:28 <n3Cre0> what're you running now Mister_X?
Feb 06 22:29 <Mister_X> n3Cre0, if i tell you i would have to kill you (and everyone else here) ;)

Quote from n3Cr0:

Feb 07 19:57 <n3Cre0> the day it works on windows is a black day in history

Quote from Hirte:

Feb 14 01:06 <Hirte> you could place a pizza right next to your atenna, let
aireplay run the whole night at full speed and if you
got headaches the next morning and your meal is hot,
then you'll know that injection works

Quote from jeroenimo:

Dec 12 23:01 <jeroenimo> How does one hack neigbours network?:
Ring on his doorbell and ask the neighbour if you can have a look at his AP because you have lost an arp!

Quote from sleepless:

Feb 14 19:21 <sleepless> how do ppl this dense find linux!

Quote from Hirte:

Feb 15 00:30 <Hirte> you can raise your AP like a child and teach him how to do nasty stuff "did
your router just break into my network?!" "yeah, i'm sorry he does this all
the time..."

Quote from uovobw:

Feb 15 11:52 <uovobw> ASPj: the cops stopped me and a friend of mine while wardriving and,
when prompted me to show them "the programs on the computer", i ls /usr/bin...
they were not happy but couldn't figure out anything

Quote from ASPj:

Feb 15 12:10 <ASPj> mdk2.c:600: error: invalid lvalue in assignment
12:10 <ASPj> Fuck you, pointer, fuck you, and fuck you, too!
12:11 <jeroenimo> I wonder how many curses it takes to code a new tool, ASPj
12:11 <ASPj> to express that number I have to transmit 100 Magebyte
12:11 <ASPj> Megabyte
12:11 <ASPj> helluvacrapshitdamnit
12:12 <jeroenimo> THE BEST PART, WHEN THE CURSING STOPS, YOU KNOW A NEW TOOL IS BORN ...

Quote from Daouid:

Feb 16 00:29 * Daouid grew an 11th toe since he started working on airoscript

Quote from shwag:

Feb 16 01:17 <shwag> is support for macbooks wireless?
01:18 <jeroenimo> No we only give text based support

Feb 19 19:58 <Mister_X> the last comment is not useful, ASPj
19:58 <ASPj> i know
19:58 <ASPj> but he is from Holland and I am from Germany
19:58 <ASPj> He has to hate me and I have to hate him
19:58 <ASPj> there is no way around
19:59 <ASPj> its a football law!
19:59 <jeroenimo> ASPj: well I guess you are right

Quote from Hirte:

Feb 19 20:21 <Hirte> ok, away again, messing with some nasty function pointers
20:21 <muts> Hirte, may the source be with you :)

Mar 11 15:46 <Jota> ok i will try... another question... is a celeron 600 too old and slow to try??? does it taka too mauch time??
15:51 <CCFreak2K> aircrack will just run slower than...something faster.

Quote from ASPj:

Mar 11 23:00 * ASPj likes to be a linux kernel, so "woman" could be compiled
into him instead of being a module that could get lost....

[23:53] <n3Cre0> btw ASPj how would you kick someone from your AP?
[23:54] <n3Cre0> you said you had a script that alerted you when someone got on your AP
[23:54] <n3Cre0> and then you could "shutdown them"
[23:54] <ASPj> n3Cre0, first, I do a triangulation, after that i calculate the latitude and longitude coordinates, then I call Chuck Norris to roudhousekick the attackers ass

Quote from n3Cre0

[00:10] <jeroenimo> :-*
[00:13] <n3Cre0> shit a wildcard smiley
[00:13] <n3Cre0> now we will never know what he wanted to express

<n3Cre0> can't do anything wrong
<TuTuFF> au contraire my alpha-numeric friend .. I can break anything, screw up even the most simple one step procedure, calamatise the most foolproof of schemes
<n3Cre0> aha
<TuTuFF> in short nothing is safe!

Quote from jeroenimo

13-05-2007 16:20 <owss> didnet konw a site for some download compatible driver
16:20 <jeroenimo> owss: we all make type mistakes, but you are quite extreme
16:21 <owss> :/

Quote from hirte

14-05-2007 00:16 <SonicvanaJr> We need a logo
00:25 <hirte> SonicvanaJr: we are looking for logo ideas for some time now
00:41 <n3Cre0> but do we need a logo?
00:43 <hirte> we live in a economical environment, we need to build up an identity, we need a logo and lots of publicity, flyer, and tv spots

Quote from TuTuFF (Note: back when this conversation was recorded, registrations were open on the wiki. Today, you actually need to apply for an account on IRC.)

15-05-07 20:26 <TuTuFF> how does one make a login for the wiki?
20:26 <TuTuFF> or does it have to be made for you?
20:27 <ebfe> you have to pass the test
20:27 <ebfe> your journey begins now
20:27 <TuTuFF> ok thanks that was an easy test .. i think i`ll just register

Quote from ASPj

16-05-07 10:49 <md`> i need to fucking rip this capslock key out of this new keyboard, it*'s annoyuing me
10:49 <md`> -u
10:49 <md`> bah
10:50 <md`> or even better yet i switch back to my old one
10:50 <ASPj> whats so special with that new capslock?
10:50 <md`> it is there
10:50 <ASPj> oh, yeah, that sucks
10:50 <md`> all my other keyboards have it removed
10:50 <md`> like
10:50 <md`> physcially removed
10:50 <ASPj> maybe you should consider removing your FINGER, so every keyboard would be compatible ;)

Quote from Mister_X:

22-05-2007 * 02:10 <whatever> currently I dont have a choice I can use my old dell laptop that feels like a grand piano
02:10 <whatever> thats the only other thing I have
02:11 <Mister_X> grand piano produces great sounds
02:11 <whatever> lol

25-05-2007 * 23:56 <Mister_X> it uses java
23:56 <Mister_X> that's why it's slow to start
23:57 <Mister_X> java uses as icon a little cup of coffee meaning you have time to get a coffee before using the application
23:57 <Mister_X> (at least that's what we said at work between java and .NET developpers) ;)

<ASPj> 你好我不是中国人
<Gener1c> japanease is leet
<ASPj> its chinese
<Gener1c> still jap is better
<ASPj> japan sucks, japanese people eat shit and stuff
<Gener1c> like the southparck ep only in reverse
<ASPj> exactly
<Gener1c> say now i think im up to something
<Gener1c> if you eat from your mouth and crap from your ass
<Gener1c> and when you eat from your ass and then crap from the mouth
<Gener1c> what is stoping you from eating shit and crapping food?
<Gener1c> maybe the japs are up to something
<ASPj> i guess the chemicals
<ASPj> the chemicals can only convert food to crap
<ASPj> not minding from which side it comes
<Gener1c> im never eating sushi again
<Gener1c> thats why it comes in rolls
<Gener1c> think about it

Quote from kingnub:

04-09-2007 * 22:15 <kingnub> I have the "Aircrack.vmx" from http://forum.aircrack-ng.org/ but
lspci doesn't show my USB dongle even though vmware says its connected ...
# After spending some time trying to figure out what's the wrong, we found the solution ;)
04-09-2007 * 22:40 <kingnub> the USB device is enbaled, still no luck
22:41 <Mister_X> are you sure?
22:41 <kingnub> yup its on, its just not deteced by lspci
22:41 <Mister_X> normal
22:41 <Mister_X> it is a USB device
22:41 <Mister_X> lsusb
22:42 <Mister_X> lol
22:42 <kingnub> oh yeah
22:42 <kingnub> lol
22:42 <kingnub> brb

Quote from gener1c:

08-09-2007 * 22:33 < gener1c> i suffer the same problem after jacking off ....no one seems to want to handshake me , especially not three way

19:44 < rakeem> I've spent all year stopping users from sticking password
coated post-it notes to their monitors and finally they've
got the message. The other day I went into the office and
saw one girl had downloaded a software version of post-it
notoes from the 3M website. Sure enough, in the top-right
corner there was a list of hers and her workmates logins...

Quote from Ronald:

09-01-2008 * 19:59 < Ronald> My parrents have made a wep key on our wireless network but now(2 days later) they forgotten it, can someone help me and my parrents
19:59 < Mister_X> you can reset the router
20:00 < Mister_X> or open the administration page of the router and change the key
20:00 < Ronald> there is only a on/off switch
20:00 < giovani> heh
20:00 < giovani> this definitely sounds believable
20:00 < giovani> Ronald: what model access point is this?
20:00 < Ronald> my parrents are next to me(sorry for my english but I'm dutch)
20:01 < Ronald> on the router stand experia box
20:01 < Ronald> from siemens (from the dutch provider hetnet)
20:02 < giovani> well, if there truly is no reset button
20:02 < giovani> usually unplugging, and plugging back in the power rapidly will reset the device
20:02 < giovani> that works on most US cable modems
20:02 < giovani> I think it's 3-5 times in under 30 seconds on most
20:03 < Ronald> I will try
20:10 < Ronald> it has not worked
20:11 < giovani> Ronald: then, as darkAudax suggested, try googling the model number and finding the manual
20:11 < giovani> there has to be a way to reset it
20:13 < Ronald> my vader say dat dirkjan(a friend of ous) chanced the code from the router but forgotten in wich he has chanced it
20:14 < giovani> well, then you'll HAVE to reset the router anyway, since you don't even have the administration password
20:14 < giovani> call up your ISP if they provided the AP, and tell them you need to reset it
20:15 < Ronald> ok wait a sec(there is a 24/7 line says my dad
20:15 < Ronald> i will call them
20:20 < Ronald> the men on the fone say that it's fun to try to "capture packages" and then test the securety level of our wireless network with aircrack
20:20 < Ronald> he is still on the fone
20:20 < giovani> Ronald: do you really think we'll believe that you called your ISP's tech support, and they suggested you crack the wep key?
20:21 < giovani> I'm definitely done with this
20:21 < Ronald> sorry
20:21 < Ronald> sorry that i lied
20:23 < Ronald> ok the true is that my parrents think that i don't need internet on my bedroom so they don't wanna tell our wep key

Quote from bolexxx:

21:26 < bolexxx> my last failure is, i made out with a lesbian, i didnt know she was a lesbian, so her girl came and started a fight...

[02:31:42] < kane1> I get i need a good wordlist So its kind of like impossible
[02:31:45] < kane1> to crack wpa
[02:31:59] < kane1> I can't believe aircrack made me do all these things

Quote from NetRolller3D:

<NetRolller3D> kane2: In fact, there exists a way to immediately crack a WPA network, regardless of what the key is, without having to colloect IVs or anything - it has recently leaked from the NSA. Don't tell anyone that you know this from me!
<GuntherDW> NetRolller3D: i've heard about that one too!
<NetRolller3D> The method: Take a hammer, go near the AP, and CRACK THAT FSCKIN' WPA AP TO TINY PARTS!

Quote from ASPj talking about Android and iPhone:

[16:02] <ASPj> this should be as uncomfartable as google and apple spying on you all the time
[16:02] <ASPj> uncomfortable, not uncomFARTable
[16:02] <ASPj> an uncommon fart table oO

[19:05] <johnny`> how do i install it by source
[19:05] <XAVeRY> consult the documentation.
[19:05] <XAVeRY> this is basic Linux knowledge.
[19:14] <johnny`> there is no documentation

Quote from Tefx:

[23:12] <Tefx> hey guys erm not in linux atm btu was wantign to test crack my friends wifi for him and yes this is legitimate it was to test his router and check see how my new laptop deals with cracking and it uses a card ive used many of times for doign wep cracking btu for soem reason when i start aimon ng i can airodump- specific chanels and detetc networks on all chanels btu for soem reason when i try to start aireplay-ng with fake auth or arpreplay it seem to
[23:12] <Tefx > say that the channel is locked to channel -1
[23:12] <Tefx > any ideas
[23:17] <WiFiHelper> New on the ForumFeed: Re: Why is my interface on channel -1? <http://forum.aircrack-ng.org/index.php?topic=10541.msg47027#msg47027>
[23:19] <Tefx > WiFiHelper, i think you a bot but i shal give that a try thanks
[23:19] <WiFiHelper > Tefx: Error: "i" is not a valid command.

Quote from SniperXP:

<SniperXPX> I have the handshake packets for my WPA protected network. How would I go about bruteforcing the key? I can use disctionaries no problem but I cannot find anything about Bruteforcing
<SniperXPX> dictionaries*
<Zero_Chaos> !john
<WiFiHelper> Zero_Chaos: "john" is (#1) http://tinyshell.be/aircrackng/forum/index.php?topic=176.0 or (#2) john --stdout --incremental | aircrack-ng -a 2 -w - <handshakes>.cap -e <essid> or (#3) http://www.openwall.com/john/ or (#4) http://openwall.info/wiki/john/markov
<Zero_Chaos> you have 11,000 years right?
<SniperXPX> I do not think the password is all that strong
<SniperXPX> I do have access to a dual CPU xeon server
<SniperXPX> I can leave that server running the job for weeks if I want to
<Zero_Chaos> 11,000 years
<hiexpo> lol
<SniperXPX> I doubt the password is 64char
<SniperXPX> It's most liekly 8-10
<SniperXPX> likely*
<Zero_Chaos> LOL
<Zero_Chaos> yeah, that is 11,000 years
<SniperXPX> Seriously?
<Zero_Chaos> yeah, please consult a calulator

<haxwithdroid> I'd like to propose a new code style standard. COK: cat on keyboard.
<maslen> Why not just call it perl ?
<jeffree> damn
<haxwithdroid> cok can be applied to any language
<maslen> Yes. And then they'll all look like PERL