Gizmonic Credit Card Bottle Opener

Is it a bottle opener? Is it a credit card? Is it both?? The answer is no. It’s definitely just a bottle opener. Do not insert this thing into a credit card chip reader. But do insert it into your wallet, because this Gizmonic Institute logo-sporting opener is designed to fit perfectly alongside your actual credit cards. So you can pop a top and keep your pockets free as you show off your MSTie fandom.