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Welcome to Grumpy Groupies!!! This group is open to every one. I hope that all my buddies will join and use it often. Sad or happy, NO discussion is taboo. I do ask that you use Trigger in the title when necessary. Hopefully we can have fun and also support those who are having a hard time. Muahs

Nope, not the Spam you eat. Thought it would be fun to list some of the crazy spam emails that you get. Here are mine:

SeniorPeopleMeet Dating. ( I am NOT that old)

Jewish Dating

Christian Dating

Free Trail E-Cigarette (notice that they spelled *trial* wrong)

Stop Smoking

Male Enhancement (oh goody gum drops. Just what I needed)

Also, and this wasn't email, it was an Instant Messenger invite. I opened it in order to NOT accept the invite and also block it and a picture came up. OMG, a woman, laying in bed, nekkid, spread eagle. I was like "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh". I should have forwarded the invite to Goat. hehehe

Also, and this wasn't email, it was an Instant Messenger invite. I opened it in order to NOT accept the invite and also block it and a picture came up. OMG, a woman, laying in bed, nekkid, spread eagle. I was like "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh". I should have forwarded the invite to Goat. hehehe

I get so many stupid e-mails I hardly check it anymore. Unless I'm expecting something from you, cookie darling. Don't have that problem with facebook because only your friends can send you messages. Gotta love that!!!!!

JSelleck

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Report This| Share this:Email SpamI get so many stupid e-mails I hardly check it anymore. Unless I'm expecting something from you, cookie darling. Don't have that problem with facebook because only your friends can send you messages. Gotta love that!!!!!

LMAO Do you know how many ppl have wanted to give me money? Just out of the kindness of their heart. But, I never reply to them because I just don't think I deserve all of that money.

When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!

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Report This| Share this:Email SpamLMAO Do you know how many ppl have wanted to give me money? Just out of the kindness of their heart. But, I never reply to them because I just don't think I deserve all of that money.

Whatever could you mean by that, Cookie? Surely you can't suggest I am in any way, premisscuous? Let me assure you, I do not collect pictures and pant at them.

My style is more like popcorn on the couch, stealing a little neck nuzzle when least expected, and a hoof gently wrapped around the shoulder. After that, nothing usually happens until after I get bored with the 10 o'clock news. The suspense can be simply thrilling.

There are times you don't mean to say what you mean to say you mean.

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Report This| Share this:Email SpamWhatever could you mean by that, Cookie? Surely you can't suggest I am in any way, premisscuous? Let me assure you, I do not collect pictures and pant at them.

My style is more like popcorn on the couch, stealing a little neck nuzzle when least expected, and a hoof gently wrapped around the shoulder. After that, nothing usually happens until after I get bored with the 10 o'clock news. The suspense can be simply thrilling.

Now just what do you think farmers talk about when its time to teach their sons how to milk the cows? Its the same kind of conversation as when farm wives teach their daughters. Ya' know, birds and bees?

When they are without calves, Josie, Jen, and Lulu all needed milking morning and night, twice a day, warm hands, in tender places. Did you ever have a farm girl friend? If you did, you'd know that farm boys are superb sensitive lovers, well, at least around twice a day. Personally, I don;t remember much about goat's milk. Butt I tell you, when the boys came out to milk the cows, they would even turn on the radio, and every body in the barn would swoon to the songs of country crooners.

Not to make this too lengthy, butt I hope you get a sense of romance that belongs to that special gentle time of day, called "milking time".

Now just what do you think farmers talk about when its time to teach their sons how to milk the cows? Its the same kind of conversation as when farm wives teach their daughters. Ya' know, birds and bees?

When they are without calves, Josie, Jen, and Lulu all needed milking morning and night, twice a day, warm hands, in tender places. Did you ever have a farm girl friend? If you did, you'd know that farm boys are superb sensitive lovers, well, at least around twice a day. Personally, I don;t remember much about goat's milk. Butt I tell you, when the boys came out to milk the cows, they would even turn on the radio, and every body in the barn would swoon to the songs of country crooners.

Not to make this too lengthy, butt I hope you get a sense of romance that belongs to that special gentle time of day, called "milking time".

Oh yeah, I get all those , plus the onesHave an affair with a cheating wife todayMature Singles Datingchristian mingleAsian SinglesMeet Big Beautiful WomenStayhard male enhancementmesh patch recall lawsuitcheck my benefitsget 10,000 in you bank account TODAYOh and I apparently won The National Lottery as well as a $1,000 gift card to best buy! *WOOOT!!!*

It's like, WOW HOW did they KNOW I was looking for a mature christian, asian, big beautiful woman who can stay hard while i have my surgical mesh removed and cash in on my millions of dollars???I think they've been spying on my with that SpyCAm they've been trying to sell me too!

I go through them just to look and laugh, then delete all. Also because every once in a blue moon an actual email I need will end up in my spam folder

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Report This| Share this:Email SpamOh yeah, I get all those , plus the onesHave an affair with a cheating wife todayMature Singles Datingchristian mingleAsian SinglesMeet Big Beautiful WomenStayhard male enhancementmesh patch recall lawsuitcheck my benefitsget 10,000 in you bank account TODAYOh and I apparently won The National Lottery as well as a $1,000 gift card to best buy! *WOOOT!!!*

It's like, WOW HOW did they KNOW I was looking for a mature christian, asian, big beautiful woman who can stay hard while i have my surgical mesh removed and cash in on my millions of dollars???I think they've been spying on my with that SpyCAm they've been trying to sell me too!

I go through them just to look and laugh, then delete all. Also because every once in a blue moon an actual email I need will end up in my spam folder

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