Ottawa Senators coach Paul MacLean used Canadiens forward Lars Eller's number, not his name, when discussing the Eric Gryba hit that left Eller bleeding on the ice with broken facial bones and short a few teeth. Prust did not appreciate that.

Prust: “Yeah, he already showed enough disrespect over there. So we don’t really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.”

MacLean, naturally, thinks the hit was a consequence of Raphael Diaz's pass, not any misdeed by Gryba. That's understandable—and also not what's most relevant, at the moment, though Game 2 will be fun.

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