Donkey Kong Adult Kit

Donkey Kong teaches the world a pretty important lesson. He teaches the world that apes look really great when they wear a neck tie!

Wait… no, that’s not the important lesson he teaches the world. The important lesson that Donkey Kong teaches the world is that despite your history, you can always put on a tie, start anew and become a hero (even if you spent the last game that you starred in throwing barrels at a plumber who’s just trying to rescue his poor girlfriend).

So, if you’re looking for a fresh start and want to play the hero, then maybe you should give this Donkey Kong adult kit a try. It comes with a DK headpiece that’s shaped like a gorilla and his signature tie to wear around your neck. Don’t worry, because the tie fits with Velcro, so it goes on with ease and there’s no messy tie tying to be done if you want to become the Nintendo character.