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There's A Petition To Have Fetty Wap Perform At Nancy Reagan's Funeral

She was America's Trap Queen, after all.

By
Eric Shorey

Former first lady Nancy Reagan passed away this weekend at the age of 94.

What better way to mourn the death of a controversial figure than with a serenade? But from who?

America has decided the singer of choice, and that singer is none other than Fetty Wap.

That's right, a petition to have Fetty Wap sing at Nancy Reagan's funeral has been started by fans of the one eyed rapper, because of course it has -- why wouldn't it?

At the time of writing this, the document has gained over 4,000 signatures. Here's how the petition reads:

"She was married to the money and introduced America to the stove... Nancy Reagan passed away on March 6th, 2016, leaving an unforgettable legacy as the First Lady of the United States. But beyond being the First Lady, Nancy Reagan holds the important legacy as being the most famous Trap Queen in American history.

While her husband, Ronald Reagan, was linking up with Papi to flood the streets with narcotics, Nancy was on TV telling kids to 'Say No To Drugs.' Her infamous 'anti-drug' phrase encouraged strict laws on drug possession that led to a school-to-prison pipeline we're still dealing with now. Blacks and Latinos went to jail in droves for possessing drugs her husband gave them. It was an incredible sleight of hand that would make any wannabe Trap Queen hide in shame for her inability to be as diabolical as Nancy.

So, to commemorate her contribution to the Trap, we'd love to have Fetty Wap perform 'Trap Queen' at Nancy's funeral. To usher her to a better place...where she's probably cooking pies with her baby."

The people have spoken!

"Nancy Reagan holds the important legacy as being the most famous Trap Queen in American history" https://t.co/wITo6DmVL0