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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Best wishes on your retirement!We love you, and we are grateful for your
prayers.Respectfully,

J.

Dear Secular Media Who Have Been
Speculating about the Aforementioned Event:

Shouldn't you at least entertain the
possibility that a man who has devoted himself to the service of God and His
people, and who has sought holiness with zeal since his youth might, just
possibly, be telling the truth when he explains why he wishes to retire?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Happiness is a butterfly, which,
when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down
quietly, may alight upon you.

-- Nathaniel Hawthorne

I came
across this quote and it got me thinking.
As a go-getter, I'm tempted to dismiss it as pretty imagery. I don't wait for things to happen to me,
usually. At the very least, I take
whatever steps I can at the time to get the things I want, even if I know that
the filling a particular ambition may be years away. But I think this quote is true in at least one sense: to realize
how much we already have often means being still. It means pausing to be grateful.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

I want to assure my gentle readers that I am
still playing in my studio.Right now I
am working on a gift for someone who actually reads my blog, so it is going to
be a secret until it is done.It has
six main parts and 12 subparts, and I finished work on two of the subparts
today.(There.I don't think that gave anything away...)

This is probably a the most cheapskate thing I have ever
done.It was kind of fun, though.

I have been saving my used chapstick containers for a couple
of years because The Magician has been talking about making our own chapstick
for a while.I gathered together all of
my chapstick, and just counting Burt's Bees, I had 37 empty tubes.(You can see why he is interested in making
our own since one tube costs $2.99.)I
had discovered, however, in the mad hunt through the house for chapstick, that
I had lots of non-Burt's bees tubes of chapstick that could still be used.So I thought we should go ahead and put off
making our own big batch, especially since the supplies were going to come out
to about $50.(This seemed like a lot
to me, until my beloved pointed out that those 37 tubes of chapstick had cost
$110.63.)

So anyway, we decided to melt the chapstick that remained in
the tubes and see if we could replenish any of the empty tubes.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Today I'd like to introduce you to your next hobby. A hobby both fascinating and tranquil. One that requires little expense and puts you in contact with Mother Nature and science...

It's Rock Balancing. Yes, you heard me right, stacking rocks upon other rocks. I know, I know... you think I'm absolutely bonkers. But give me a minute or two to convince you. Take a look at the following images and remember that the only thing holding these sculptural pieces together is gravity.

Remember, these are not glued in any way. All this takes is a wee bit of patience and time out in nature near a source of rocks.

Want to learn more and learn from an expert? You can obtain the NEW BOOK by Peter Juhl and learn every facet of this fantastic art (and just imagine the conversations that will start if you leave this out in the open on your coffee table!!).

Sunday, February 17, 2013

...earned my first bit of income through this blog:
$.18.Someone ordered Top Gun through
the Amazon link.(I don't see names,
just what they ordered.)Now just $9.82
until I get paid.Can you tell this
blog is a labor of love?

...watched my first episode of Downton Abbey.Yes, I think I'm hooked!

...Worked on a sewing project with Mom.It’s going to be a table-runner.

...celebrated The Magican’s 44th birthday.We celebrated with a cozy afternoon of
getting soundly trounced by Anne M. playing The Settlers of Catan
(One of our all-time favorite board games.)

...went to with The Magician to join my family
watching my sister Rachel's performance in an oleo.An oleo is a series of song and dance routines that have a
theme.This year's was traveling, so
they had songs like "Route 66."There was also a melodrama written by one of the organizers, and some
comedy skits.It's a church
community-building event with all of the beer, pop, and popcorn you care to
eat.They do charge admission, but
basically they break even.They've been
doing it for more than 30 years, and as they have been sold out for as long as
anyone can remember.I think it is a
cool way to build connections in their very large parish, and I think it would
be a lot of fun if we had something like that here.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Your bar of soap gets smaller and smaller until it eventually gets so thin it snaps in half. In frustration, folks generally toss the two halves away. But wait!...

...did you know those little scraps add up and can be reclaimed into a new, usable bar? Never throw soap away again. Here's how:

Step 1: Collect all of your soap dregs that you've been collecting over the weeks. Make sure they are all dry.

Step 2: Start to break the old bars down into the smallest fragments you can. The smaller the better. This will help them re-glue themselves together better later on in the process.

Step 3: Now you'll have a nice styrofoam bowl full of soap fragments!

Step 4: Add some hot water to the bowl. Just enough to cover the soap.

Step 5: Soapy-hot water soup!

Step 6: Put the bowl of soap into your microwave and heat for about 30 seconds or so. You want it nice and hot but not so hot that it is scalding. So be careful!

Step 7: Steaming HOT bowl of soapy-hot water soup! Yum-yum (NOT!).

Step 8: Take a drinking glass or something with a nice smooth bottom. Carefully mush the hot soap to press it together and push out some of the water. Go slowly and be prepared to have some soap stick to the bottom of the glass. Just remove it, drop it back in the bowl and keep mashing.

Step 9: Drain off the excess water.

Step 10: Carefully mash the drained soap to press it together more firmly. As you press into the center, the sides will creep up the side of the bowl. So work the sides down as well to even it all out.

Step 11: While you were pressing the soap into a more solid mass, you will notice a soap slurry forming on the top. Just go ahead and smooth it out with your finger to make it nice and smooth.

Step 12: Go ahead and set your bowl aside to let it cool down. It won't take long. But to be on the safe side and to give the soap enough time to properly harden, wait for an hour or so. Once it's cooled down, cut slots all around the styrofoam bowl.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

It’s a sort of DIY honor roll of independence…. listed in
order from common to less typical.If
there are any you’d like to see pictures of or that you are wondering how they
were done, just let me know.

I’ve made:

Pillows

Scrunchies

Dresses

Skirts

Blouses

Purses

Necklaces

Bowls (papier mache and magazine)

Nightcap

Belt

Dinosaur costume

Artwork (many and varied)

Quilt (entirely from leftover fabric)

Book of Art Quotes

Notebook (from recycled paper and cardstock)

Christmas ornaments

headbands

Book safe

Rug

Address book (Alpha and by birthday month all in the same
place)

Calendar

Mirrors

Desk organizer

Faux stained glass gratitude gar

Hair gel

Hair dye (tint, more like)

Revolving jewelry stand (I had some help from Dad on this
one.)

Headboard (This one was more Robert….)

Lamp

Tie twists

Rubber band holder

Embellished:

Three tables

Shoes

Dresser

Ceiling

It’s not much, I suppose, but hey, it’s
something.I hope to continually add to
the list.I have a baby book and a
sturdy denim picnic blanket underway…

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Ok, Elizabeth W. brought over homemade
cookies to a crafternoon a couple of weeks ago.Had to eat those.(Side
note: Amazingly tasty!)And I guess for
some people grape juice and Yoplait whips and Tic Tacs have enough sugar to count as
sweets.But no cookies, ice cream,
donuts, flan, hard candy, etc.I haven’t
had one of the bright, beckoning peanut butter-covered-with-chocolate little
gems that have been whispering enticing things to me from the little glass dish
on Mary’s desk at work.I am still
mourning a double-decker piece of moist chocolate cake with chocolate chips
baked into it that I passed up.(I suppose I should just
write an ode to it and get it out of my system.) But, for the most part, I met my goal.

So, what happened?

Lose weight?Nope.Even though I increased my
exercising marginally.

Less moody/anxious/grouchy/uptight?Yes. Noticeably. Not that I'm mellow now, or anything.

Monday, February 11, 2013

As of Tuesday of this week, I am taking a break from crafting
for money.Why?Well, there’s a lot more crafting than money
it in, for one thing!

I was at Urban Legends, a little gallery which also offers
art classes. (I'd include a link to their website, but it has disappeared.) The owners are much more interested in the art classes than in the
gallery.It was still a good experience
but I made far more money with my freelance writing and editing last year, and
just a little bit more than I did at my last craft fair. The only reason I made any money at all is that I didn't have to pay the monthly fee due to a barter for services.

What I learned:

- Even if though my raw material was all pretty much free, I
made a profit only if I consider my time as not worth much.

- There are two ways to make money selling stuff.

The Grocery Store model = tiny markup, big volume

OR

The Boutique model =
huge markup, few sales.

Tiny markup and few sales does not work well!(I haven’t figured out how to get to huge
markup and big volume!)

- As an artist, you have to decide where you are on this
spectrum:

Work for 6 months on something you sell for $20,000< ------------------------ > Make
thousands of items quickly and sell them for very little.

-I’m just not willing to be a factory.When you do something over and over again,
you get really good at it.And really
bored with it.

- I like sales.I
like meeting and chatting with who ever is buying my stuff.

- I like marketing.

- I like control.

- It’s hard to work when you don’t know if there will be any
return.During the second half of the
year I kept making things only because I said, “If this doesn’t sell, it will
go on the wall there.”

Conclusion:I have
lots of things I want to make for our home and my friends.On deck: lamp stand, back-pack purse,
clothes for traveling in Europe this summer, cloth baby book, a coffee table,
denim picnic blanket, embellished storage boxes, and a painting for over the
fireplace.All without spending more
than say, $20.I might be able to do
them all for free.Stay tuned…

Sunday, February 10, 2013

My beloved has convinced me to try making our own
chapstick.I am firmly addicted to
Burt’s Bees.I love the stuff.I’m going to be buried with it, in
additional to my ever-present water bottle.But it is expensive and so I’ve been dutifully saving empty tubes for a
while now.I’ll let you know how it
goes.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Mom came over to play today! She used to love to paint, but I don't think she's picked up a brush in 20 years. I persuaded her to coming over, and I think she thought we were going to do mending first. But it's Sunday. Sunday is a day of play. Er, rest. Same thing, really.

Anyway, the "canvas" was cardstock that goes between layers of bottles in the factory where she works and the paint was cheap, little-kid, tempera, poster paint and I still had trouble persuading her to "waste" stuff by just playing around. And she wasn't thrilled with what she came up with. It had been awhile. But she said she had fun... and she's going to pick up some watercolor paints because she has an idea....

She is one of the dearest people in the world to me, and I was so glad to see her take this tiny bit of time for herself. (She still wants to come over next week and mend stuff for Grandma Rose.)

This is her cleaning up. I couldn't figure out what was taking so long until she asked me for a Q-tip.... Really, Mom? Are you sure you aren't related to Robert instead of to me? Yes, she took a Q-tip to the palette, which is now very clean!

I was toying with the idea of Freakishly Frugal
February.However my husband shot down
the candles-instead-of-lights idea and my car needs $800 worth of
work/preventative maintenance.(Our
mechanic has pretty much forgotten what we look like it’s been so long.So I suppose it is about time…)Ergo, February is now Pinch Pennies and
Remember to Count Blessings month instead.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

It’s Feb 2, which means yesterday was budget day!How did we do for January?

The good news:

We put extra money toward the mortgage and a significant amount
in savings.(The extra towards the
mortgage is higher by $55 because of my freelancing.That always makes me happy!)

The bad news:

The total amount of passive income generated was…. Wait for
it… $3.06.The amount of passive income
we need for retirement income, based on this month’s expenses and therefore not
including inflation is significantly higher than that!

More bad news: Due to tax increases, $97.98 is missing from
our paychecks.

I’m grateful, though, that we were able to put money
in savings and to more a little closer to being mortgage-free.Heck, I’m grateful we have food on the table
and a roof over our heads!Praise God
from whom all blessings flow!