I'm the one your mother didn't warn you about because I'm really not that dangerous. A 6'6" catastrophe masquerading as a human being that lives with a rabbit, fights the patriarchy and plays Pokémon.

I'm a sub/brat looking for someone who wants to have a mutually respectful romantic relationship whilst also being dominant in the private aspects of a relationship. I'm not looking for anything casual.

I'd like to think I'm a feminist, but really I'm just learning and sometimes need to be reminded of my place as an ally. However, it's something I really think positively of and enjoy engaging with.

Pretty average, really.

What I’m doing with my life

I specialise in working with children with behavioural difficulties.

When not doing that I'm managing my OCD and chasing the rabbit away from eating important documents.

I’m really good at

Cooking healthy but delicious meals (yes, it can be done), blowing all that good work on eating crisps and home made cakes, and supporting people in distress.

If that hasn't whetted your appetite I can play guitar behind my head and have an unbeaten record at Tetris.

I spend most of my time thinking about the same things I did when I was 9 (Transformers, Star Wars and riding a dragon) with a smattering of actual thinking in between. The actual thinking comprises of the abolition of the patriarchy, global crises and the fellowship of humankind.

On a typical Friday night I am

Chilling out max and relaxing all cool.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I still can't grow a beard.

You should message me if

You think I seem like a decent human being who might be worth hanging out with.