The Zombie Beanie Keeps You Warm and Keeps Fellow Undead Away

Halloween this year should be amazing, but should your excitement prove impossible to contain, the Zombie Beanie will help you show your ghoulish side with a degree of subtlety.

The Zombie Beanie is a typical knit toque with one scary exception: two vinyl chunks of brain are exploding from the sides of the stocking cap. This isn't just for the eager Halloweeners out there; at $15, this is potentially the easiest and cheapest holiday costume on the market. If you aren't entirely frugal, a dash of baking powder, some fake blood and some ripped clothing will help you complete the outfit and will prepare you for a night of frightening fun! So whatever your excuse is -- laziness, procrastination or a strapped wallet -- the Zombie Beanie will make celebrating October 31st as simple as possible.