Chick-Fil-A Yanks Muppets Toys

Chick-Fil-A has announced that they are yanking all those homo-infected Muppets toys right out their Jeebus-approved kid's meals. Via Facebook:

Chick-fil-A is initiating a voluntary withdrawal for our Jim Henson Creature Shop Puppet Kid's Meal Premiums due to a product issue (even though all puppets passed safety testing requirements). In lieu of the kid's meal premium we will offer a Kid's Icedream. We plan to have replacement kid's meal premiums within 2 weeks. Thank you and we apologize for any inconvenience.

Product issue! Snicker. (Tipped by JMG reader Jeff)

UPDATE: The readers of Reddit's LGBT forum are in a ferocious debate over which came first, the Henson Company's dissolution of their partnership or Chick-Fil-A's claim of "product issues." Some contributors note that the two parties had probably broken up behind the scenes before the Henson Company's public announcement on Facebook.