Valentine’s Day might have been over three weeks ago, but love get crushed every single day out here. There’s a trio chanting for all hearts to get their two-step on, on the new single from DJ Cassidy’s Paradise Royal album. You can tell the vibe is for the grown folks but since Robin Thicke and Jessie J are on it, it might fuck around and turn into a smash. It has that old R. Kelly, circa Happy People/U Saved Me days.

We have no idea why someone would walk into the hat store (we’re not even talking about New Era here) after getting their heart crushed and spit back at them, but it happened. The cheesy part is the fact the hat he got for free, helped him get his girl back. She just came crawling back like your ex after she sees you’ve moved on.

Moral of the story: No hat in the world (not even Pharrell‘s) will win you your girl back.