I'm on round two. I never get sick this much! Missed work today, but, thankfully, my doc can fit me in this afternoon. I've got derby practice starting tonight. First bout is in a month. I cannot be sick!

Kotter: "You are lucky I'm truly not the vindictive or psycho type...I'd be careful from now on, and I'd just back the hell off if I were you....otherwise, the Mizzou "extension office" life might get exciting"

YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH AND YOU WILL BE AUTISTIC BECAUSE YOU GOT A FLU SHOT

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

Slam down at least a quart of grape juice, lay flat on your back and pee as much as you can (yeah, you have to get up for this part). Something in the grapes is a killer antioxidant. Laying flat helps get the juice into your kidneys and pissing flushes the germs out.

You know she'll be mixin the Juice with Vodka. Then she'll start some stuped thread that she has a hangover.

So I have had the 'crud" for over a month now. On and off. Ill have it, then feel fine, then it comes back. Anyone else having this problem? And of course its just enough to get in the way, but not knock me out. People at my work are having the problem as well. And for good measure, It has officially postponed my knee surgery once again.

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and protect them. So basically a Clown Ninja.

The crud is caused by too much blood in your alcohol stream. If you're feeling sick drink more.

Beer nature's body disinfectant!

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The crud is caused by too much blood in your alcohol stream. If you're feeling sick drink more.

Beer nature's body disinfectant!

Thats funny because I wasnt drinking for the last month trying to get healthy so I could kick this cold out and have surgery. The other day when my surgeon postponed my surgery, I promptly went out and had a cocktail

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and protect them. So basically a Clown Ninja.

Thats funny because I wasnt drinking for the last month trying to get healthy so I could kick this cold out and have surgery. The other day when my surgeon postponed my surgery, I promptly went out and had a cocktail

The key is to drink enough to kill the germs, without drinking so much to pickle yourself. That's the balance some people fail to meet!

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