Ed Rooney: (Whistling for the dog with a vase in his hands) Here poochy poochy! Look what Uncle Rooney's got for you, you little f**ker!_________________"The question isn't 'What are we going to do today?'-- It's 'What *aren't* we going to do today?'"

da1e
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Location: S. Illinois

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Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:19 am Post subject:

Airplane

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison before?"
"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Looks like i picked the wrong week to stop smoking."

Winter
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:36 am Post subject:

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

"I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"My old lady? Oh, s--t, I forgot all about her. Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock."_________________Winter

Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
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Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?
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Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

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Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
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'Au revoir, gopher'.
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Freeze Gopher!

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain."

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

"The spice must flow."

"Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arakeen air."

"And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

"He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!"_________________No matter where you go, there you are.