You can always make ’em cute with lots of bright colors. But they are still, and always will be:

Dead animals that we eat.

Yeah, THAT should put your life in order. Being beheaded, then slow roasted so that the meat falls off your bones. Yes indeed!Take a good look at this and consider: it is a headless cartoon duck with a tuxedo presenting itself to you on a silver platter. Oh yeah, WITH a stopwatch in the breast pocket and a martini. Yup…that is what you are seeing.

This is as scary as clowns are to small children. That face!! No teeth or opening for a mouth, just a reddish jelled mass under a protrusion. Some sorta blue-ish translucent eyebrow curled into a wicked hook shape!

And the entire body, another shiny, jelled translucent mass, with an arm and hand-like appendage that conjures some sorta CG movie monster melting under hot lights.