All you have probably heard about the SeaWorld trainer getting rocked by a killer whale before a show in Orlando. I don’t understand why people are so surprised? It’s kind of sad that those whorebags enslave the whale in a small swimming pool and make tons of money from it—whales have feelings too, damn it!!

And for the record, Hayden Panettiere hasn’t confirmed nor denied her involvement.

She married actor Brady Smith back in July, 2005 & finally decided to have a baby at 36. The couple announced last November that they’re expecting their first child scheduled to pop out May, 2010. We wish them both the best.

Now don’t get me wrong, Rosie Huntington’s really, really hot, but for some reason she looks on the boring end from a “total package” standpoint. She just seems like one of those hot chicks who’s only good at one thing—looking beautiful. So that means, she’ll need all jokes explained to her and in bed she’ll be the equivalent of having sex with your couch. Then again, maybe I’m being a lil’ too harsh…