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Friday, April 05, 2013

50 Things To Do When You're Sick

My daughter is sick. She is bored. So here is her list of 50 things to do when you're sick:1) Watch Spanish soap operas and shoot Nerf guns at the villains. 2) Make an origami bird3) Make origami binoculars to look at your origami bird4) crumple the origami binoculars - Bam! Origami snake!5) Grow a cat from scratch6) get hopped up on your meds and prank call your parents at work7) wash your dog so he doesn't smell like a cracker8) Pretend to be a doctor and shine a flashlight down your throat as you say "Ahhhhh"...9) Start a fake disease, claim you have, then set up a website accepting donations for a cure10) Find the Elder Wand11) Wear your dog as a hat; cats work too....sometimes. 12) Microwave a Peep and see what happens. 13) Glue a sock to our nose and pretend to be an elephant14) ask a parent what they thought was funny back in the day on TV, then see if you can find it funny. For example:http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Gs1ljs5Acig&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGs1ljs5Acig15) Shave a bear16) Pretend you are a tiger waiting for your prey, then pounce on the mailman and ATTACK! 17) write a story18) pretend you're a tornado and rampage through the house. 19) Pretend you're a tomato and sits in a bowl20) Translate what your pets are saying21) Text your friends. A lot. So when they turn their phone on at lunch, it blows up. 22) throw things to the squirrels. Or at the squirrels. 23) Adventure Time Marathon!24) Spend some time upside down...unless you have the stomach flu. That's where it gets "interesting"...25) Paint your nails26) Repaint your nails 27) Exfoliate your dog28) Organize your room....yes, my father came up with that one. Yarg.29) Walk and text at the same time30) Get your Zombiepocalypse plan in order 31) Get your life plan together - but only AFTER you have done #3032) color your pet's hair33) Color in a coloring book - it's more soothing than you think34) Hit stuffs with a hammer - also oddly soothing35) Name your teeth36) Write a letter 37) Draw a picture to go with the letter38) draw a picture of what you think the germs that are making you sick look like39) Look them up on the Intarwebz and see if you were right40) Call QVC and start a conversation with the operator41) Sue someone - bonus points if her name is Sue42) Organize your shoes....oooooh, forgot I had those!43) Type with your nose...I just typed that with my nose44) Make a treasure map45) Play hide and seek with yourself 46) Create a pillow fort 47) Make up an accent and speak like that all day long, including when you call QVC48) Make yourself a picnic49) Pretend you're a dinosaur and stomp through the house 50) Make a crazy list