Earlier today, I read that the actor who played Pugsley on the Addams Family TV show died this week. This was confirmed by his half-brother, who played one of Timmy's friends on Lassie. That friend's name? Porky. That reminded me of Porkins, the most lamentably-named character in all of Star Wars. This is, of course, a crazy notion, but would it be possible to have fat characters whose names weren't based on their being fat?

Show Runner: Okay, so now we have to introduce Joe's best friend...did we settle on a name for him yet?