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The September 11th Commission grilled current and former
officials Wednesday about intelligence failures that led to terror
attacks. The witnesses all agreed it wasn't their fault. It looked
like a late-night infomercial for a Shrugging to Stay Fit video.

New York Post columnist Cindy Adams reported Tuesday that
Osama bin Laden's niece Waffa bin Laden warned her friends in New
York to get out of town in the summer before the 9-11 attack.
There was a mural of the Twin Towers on her apartment wall. The
September 11th Commission isn't holding hearings, it's a Get Smart marathon.

John Kerry found himself unwelcome by residents at Sun
Valley this week. The presence of the Secret Service was
intrusive. The way John Kerry skis, the only way they could
protect him from assassination was to chainsaw every tree in his path.

Egypt unveiled the reconstructed sarcophagus of Pharaoh
Ramses Tuesday after much work on the ancient ruler's corpse.
Ramses was buried in his pyramid along with his two hundred fifty
sons. Whose idea was it to name a condom after this guy?

U.S. Rangers combed the Afghan mountains in Operation
Mountain Storm this past week. They came upon one abandoned camp
where tribesmen were able to survive on nothing but bread and
water. It's something they just saw on Martha Stewart Living.