Need the Time Skit

Required:

at least two scoutsa few stumps, chairs, or a bencha sheet of newspapera marker (optional)

Script:

Scout is reading the newspaper while sitting on a bench.

#1: What a beautiful day. And, I see the Yankees won again. Ho-hum, I think I'll rest a bit.(He lays down and puts the newspaper over his face. Each time the sleeping scout gets a little grumpier about being woken up. Another scout walks up and shakes his shoulder.)#2: Hey buddy, you got the time?#1: Huh? Yeah, it's 3:40.#2: Thanks, buddy. (and walks off)

#1: That's it! I'm tired of people asking me for the time. This will take care of that.(He writes, or pretends to write, on the newspaper as he says out loud...)I DON'T HAVE THE TIME!There, that should do it.(He lays down to sleep with the newspaper over his face)

#5: Hey, what's this say? (looking at newspaper) I Don't Have The Time.(He shakes the sleepers shoulder to wake him up.)#1: What?#2: (looks at his watch) I've got the time - it's 3:55. Have a nice day! (as he walks off)