Courtney Love Talks About Killing Kurt Cobain

That headline was a cheap lure, I know, but it’s actually not far from the crazy that Courtney Love decided to spew out to Vanity Fair. In an effort to give kids a better understanding of what drugs do to your brain than the fried egg analogy, or really anything that Lady Gaga does, she gave a rambling, hilariously insane interview that does include mentioning that she’d kill Kurt Cobain. I pulled some of the highlights:

On not learning anything from Pulp Fiction like the rest of us did about reviving an OD patient:
“He OD’d at least five times. I was the fucking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!”

On the beautiful recollection of the day her daughter was born, every mother’s dream:
“There were no drugs in my urine, no drugs in her urine when she was born,”

On not making the connection to the above statement and probably every ensuing moment of that kid’s life:
‘Frances Bean emancipated herself from her mother two years ago, a decision that is clearly still bewildering and hurtful to Love. “All I can feel is how much I love her,” Love tells Sales. “I’d give anything to hear the sound of her heels walking down the hall past my bedroom.”

On having a strong understanding of what causes severe depression:
“We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?”

No, but jamming needles into his ballbag sure wasn’t helping anything. I like to believe if I was on the brink of death, drifting off on a heroin cloud towards a bright light only to be jolted back to the reality of Courtney Love’s shaky junkie hand holding a syringe with my sacblood on it would pretty much make my mind up on the spot.

Whats with all the courtney sympathy. It should have been her with a shotgun in the mouth, not Kurt. Krist and Dave can’t even play Nirvana songs anymore without being sued by this cunt. Strap her to a pole and burn the devil out of her. Witch bitch cunt. Die a slow painful death you blood sucking golddigging cuntish crackhead whore.

It only makes no sense out of context. In the whole article, it comes as part of Courtney’s apparent fixation on the Nirvana money being hidden or swindled over the years.

“According to Love, the money problems existed even when Kurt Cobain was alive. ‘We could never find our money!’ she says. ‘We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?’ That figure is based on research done by Love’s Twitter Army, her online fans and believers who are determined to get to the bottom of ‘the fraud.’ “

OK professor in need to learn to read. She says Kurt thought he had $135,000. For this reason, there were talks of Lollapalooza’s $11 million. In the end, Kurt had $54 million when he died. He died before Lollapalooza so no need to add the extra $11 million. I hope your job doesn’t involve reading.

Ummm…Kay. What she misses of her daughter (underage,I’ll assume since she was emancipated) is “the sound of her HIGH HEELS clicking PAST her bedroom door”. Sounds like Mommy Dearest? Not seeing her face or talking to her but hearing high heels on her little door as they passed mummy’s room right on by. I think THAT is the most edged up thing she said and no one seemed to noticed. This broad is a hot mess.

Her daughter was 17 when she emancipated (now 19). She’s short so she wears heels. Courtney also talks about watching old hollywood movies with her. You’re narrow minded if you think there’s something wrong with Courtney’s wish.

“Narrow minded”? More like brain dead – I can see that Love can’t add for shit, but ITIJTUIMM is actually worse. Since Cobain died in ’94, his daughter would have to be at least 17. Or does ITIJTUIMM think that no one’s allowed to wear heels until they’re 21 these days?

Stop mincing words, you being the trashiest piece of shit alive is why kurt killed himself. If i had to look at your face and know that you would be around i would be shoving needles in the tip of my dick full of anything toxic i could find to kill the pain of knowing you.

Kurt tried to kill himself years before meeting Courtney. The guy had mental problems. He’s responsible for marrying a person with problems. I think he loved her so much because she did know what he going through.

Uh, was he a zombie with no free will? Incapable of leaving or getting a divorce? Chained to her with leg irons? Don’t think so. Yeah, she’s a fucking mess and used up drug addict, but then so was he. And HE was the one who made the decision to blow his head off and leave his child, who he claimed to love more than anything, WITH HER. So why is all the weight on her for HIS saying “fuck it” and taking a lead ticket off this planet?