23 comments:

skidmark
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Doctors are always telling us to call if there are "side effects" we are not sure could be bad (or worse). How was Mr. Tuningfork supposed to know what to do when his chronic symptom suddenly became worse? I know! Let's call the doctor and ask!

How would you react to a patient whose (for instance) migraine aura has always been seeing a few bright spots, but today suddenly it resembles the finale at the 4th of July fireworks display, not calling to check in with you about the change? Just how long would your lecture last?

thanks,I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard.My feet constantly feel like they're vibrating,my Dr just says it's neuropathy but he never told me what to do if they fall off,duct tape? or ice chest?LOL

I think a reasonable person would truly think about the logic (or lack thereof) of a person's face falling off unless cut off. I mean, do they think it would be painless? What about the dermis, hypodermis, nerves, and blood vessels, would they be exposed or woudl all the layers come off together? Perhaps I think more reasonably-or maybe I'm in the medical/pharmacy field!

I am constantly amazed at the medically impossible things that people are absolutely sure can happen. I've been running a mailing list for diabetics for 20 yrs and at least once a year someone posts about how if they get air in their insulin syringe it will make a bubble that will get in their heart and they will DIE!!!

('cause, you know, if it happens on tv or in the movies, it's medical FACT!)

I think I saw this guy in the ED yesterday. He said that he was concerned that his face might vibrate so hard that it would fall off. I asked him if he called his doctor and he said that "Dr Grumpy told him that if it got worse, he should come to the ED".

Actually Moose, an air embolus can stop the heart but it requires an intravenous air embolus of at least 20 mL to do it.One of the things I learnt in pathology lectures that I never forgot, even though I didn't write it down.

Mr Tuningfork is now an Empowered Patient. He asked for the information he wanted and is complying with physician recommendations. Further, he is NOT asking for IV Dilaudid. Nor did he tell you your advice was wrong based on Google. He sounds like the perfect patient even if he IS crayzee. I wish I could see Dr Cortex's face when Mr Tuningfork shares this conversation.

What confounds me most is that Mr. Tuningfork is already seeing a neurologist and believes face fall-off is a possibility. The vibrating, okay - a lot of people with small and fast fasciculations describe them as making them feel like they are vibrating - but presumably this man knows what he has and the nature of his vibrations? Though I suppose if he never thought to ask if his face would fall off, Dr. Cortex never thought to answer.

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