Frank didn't buy shitty presents. Frank bought the most awesome presents in the entire world. As a matter of fact, he would find out what Christmas presents we wanted that year and he'd buy it for himself, instead of buying them for us.

Mac: No, your other left.Charlie: My other left? I only have one left.Mac: It's just an expression. Just move it to the other direction.Charlie: What would that expression be for? For someone with two lefts?Mac: No, just move it the other way.Charlie: Towards your left?Mac: Your left and my left are the same left because we're facing the same direction.Charlie: Eh, we're two different people so we can't have the same left. It doesn't make sense.