Got this url sent to me by a friend, and it's started quite a discussion here at work:

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Some of these guys order enough food for a week ... and lots of requests for cheeseburgers and pizza (and cigarettes, but they're not allowed). We all started discussing at work what our last meals would be. Mine (considering you can obviously get as much as you want)?

14 oz. ribeye steak (med. rare), lobster tail, twice-baked potato, salad with ranch dressing, corn on the cob, a bowl of my wife's chili (and she can make it as hot as she wants it this time), 2-liter of Pepsi (since they don't allow beer :( ), apple cobbler and a cherry pie (both with ice cream), and an assortment of the X-mas candy my mom makes.

That should provide enough heartburn and acid reflux to last me an eternity. :D

What would yours be?

MM
~~Hopes he never has to order from the Texas Dept. of Corrections menu.

seclark

07-16-2001, 09:09 AM

lots of corn on the cob...wash it down w/lots of apple cider.
sec
~would like to make one last statement after i get the axe...

Saggysack

07-16-2001, 09:37 AM

I feel like apervert for saying this but my last meal would have to be a female body part......No one never said it had to be actual food.

Phobia

07-16-2001, 09:53 AM

Hmmm, I'd have to get some Australian Lobster, Filet, Iowa Corn on the Cob, Premium Pork Tenderloin, a bottle of Cristal (even though they don't "allow" it), and finish it all off with some strawberry/rhubarb pie (Mom's best) ala mode.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. That Lobster tail is looking pretty good. You think they would allow me to have that too.

Gaz

07-16-2001, 11:06 AM

Beans.

Lots and lots of beans.

xoxo~
Gaz
Trying to take a few of the bastards with him.

Rick Stephens

07-16-2001, 11:08 AM

A top sirloin steak (medium well), a baked potato, a piece of garllic bread and plenty of boiled shrimp (spicy). I would wash that down with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. And would top that off with some chocolate chip mint ice cream.

Otter

07-16-2001, 11:15 AM

seclark and Gaz,

They stick a barbed cork up your butt these days before delivering the coup de grâce.

Seclark - your out luck.

Gaz - enough beans and you just may take a bastard or two with you. I've seen corks coming out of champagne bottles that could lay a hurting on someone. Same principle.

Gaz

07-16-2001, 11:32 AM

A dozen witnesses to the execution of Gaz [the notorious “Slide Rule Slayer”] were injured today by an explosion and resulting fire. Survivors claim that Gaz was red-faced and grimacing as he was strapped into “Old Sparky” and several were touched to see such remorse on his face.

Then the switch was thrown and a huge fireball enveloped Gaz and “Old Sparky.” The prison guards next to the chair were vaporized. The resulting pressure wave blew out the glass screen and sprayed bystanders with shards of red hot glass. The survivors were rushed to a nearby hospital. Warden Screwloose died from complications during emergency surgery to remove a cork from his brain.

I'm having chili and scrambled egg burritos with tobasco sauce with a box of a bottle of that ?magnesium-sulfate? whatever it is they give you before surgery.....somebody would at least have a mess to clean up after I leave....

Lord have mercy on the guys who try to put a cork in my butt while I'm alive.....I'm going down fightin!!!!