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Cyclist to bridge, beam me up

"This is the bridge, go ahead Captain. Mhmm. No, no, sir, you only just left. No, really, sir, it's only been 20 minutes. You can't be lost. It doesn't matter if you're tired, that's the point of exercise. No, we will not get Scotty to beam you back."

When it was clear that Kirk was losing his physical edge, his crew got some money together and bought him a bike. Every now and then, when they were docked for repairs or just to stretch their legs, they made their Captain work up a sweat. After a year or so, Kirk got into great shape and challenged the remainder of his crew to a race. But, when they found out he asked Scotty to beam him a few miles ahead, well, that's when the fight music started.

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