Jerry gets a bad hair cut but can't make himself tell his barber about it or find a new one. Jerry decides to get a haircut, in secret, by his barber's assistant in his apartment. When the barber suspects that Jerry is getting his hair cut by someone else, he sends Newman to get hair samples. Meanwhile, George interviews for a job, then goes to the office and acts like an employee while the boss is on vacation; Elaine brings Kramer to a singles auction.