Elisabetta Canalis Gossip

While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen. I mean...I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses following around mah-jong ladies in Hong Kong. Full Story

Finally.As you know, I’ve been saying for a while now that the girlfriend situation for publicity and awards just isn’t working for George Clooney. Just bring your parents!Well, it turns out that Mother Clooney will actually make an appearance at the Oscars on Sunday. DeadlineFull Story

Thanksgiving 2009, George Clooney spent it in Mexico with friends Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford. Also his girlfriend at the time, Elisabetta Canalis. Click here to see the photos. Thanksgiving 2011, there’s a new piece. But everything else stays the same. Full Story

Is she still the Italian Queen? Well, after what she just did to him, she’s earned back the crown... temporarily. George Clooney is currently campaigning for multiple Oscar nominations. He replaced Elisabetta Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Keibler has been strategically integrated, now part of the award season game plan. Full Story

Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around
with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy.
Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the
sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you
explain it? How else can you explain that on the night Stacy
Keibler walked her first carpet in Hollywood proper as George Clooney’s
official escort, down the road, just a few blocks away, her predecessor
Elisabetta Canalis was getting rejected from Dancing With The Why Is?
I made a bet with my colleague Ben Mulroney a few weeks ago. Full Story

By the time you read this, George Clooney will have arrived in Toronto for TIFF. The Ides of March will gala at Roy Thompson Hall tomorrow night. As you can see, George covers the new issue of Hello! Canada, the magazine’s 5th anniversary edition, with fresh exclusive photos of George with his new piece Stacy Keibler. Full Story

Venice opens tomorrow. And George Clooney’s The Ides of March opens Venice tomorrow. By the way, speaking of The Ides of March… Both Clooney’s The Ides of March and Brad Pitt’s Moneyball screen at TIFF at Roy Thompson Hall on September 9th, one right after the other. Can you imagine what downtown Toronto will look like that night? Back to back? But first… it’s Italy. Full Story

According to E! Elisabetta Canalis will be Dancing With The Sh-ts on the new season. Canalis of course is George Clooney’s most recent ex-girlfriend. Stacy Keibler is allegedly his most recent soon to be ex-girlfriend. Keibler was on Dancing With The Sh-ts in one of its early seasons. Full Story

With all due respect to Stacy Keibler... Because I’m sure she’s very nice. But come on. I had to google to answer the question: What is a Stacy Keibler? Apparently a wrestler. And she was on Dancing With The Sh-ts which I don’t watch so I’d never heard of her. Some other tabloid reported that she’s now George Clooney’s new piece. Full Story

Well, it’s all over the mainstream North American media. George Clooney is a free agent. Did the Italian Queen miscalculate? Really? Her? She’s played it so well so far... Or is it a case of having extracted from him the most she could possibly extract? Some money, clothes, connections, and above all things. Full Story

There’s a lot of activity over Twitter right now (I’m writing this at 10:15am et) about a possible George Clooney/Elisabetta Canalis split. For real? So far, I can only find articles in Italian. Click here and then use Google Translate to read. Full Story

George Clooney’s The Ides of March will open the Venice Film Festival on August 31st. As you know, George spends his summers at his house in Lake Como. He loves Italy. He can’t let go of his Italian Queen. And he’s chosen Venice for the debut of his new directorial effort which they hope will kick off a run for award season. Full Story

Remember last week some dumbass tabloid published a story about George ending it with Elisabetta Canalis on the SAME DAY new photos of them together were released in Italy? Then I got mad because so many of you emailed all like – OMG GEORGE IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!!!! even though I had just bought those photos to post that morning. Full Story

Kinda grumpy today. Underslept, have had a few annoying phone calls but mostly because my trainer Hayley busted my ass on Wednesday and I’m still sore and, as such, played a sh-t 9 holes last night, and have to work out with her again today and she won’t have any sympathy. Anyway, my point about grumpiness is that that’s when I’m less patient with dumb gossip. Full Story