Morgan: "Poor old @JeremyClarkson spends his life sycophantically toadying to the British Army – but bottles a bout with a 48-year-old." – Tweeted shortly after Clarkson declined Morgan's offer of a celebrity boxing match.

Clarkson: "Oh, ****** hell, I've got a **** behind me." – Clarkson's reaction when being shown to his seat on the last ever Concorde flight.