If this room is really small, I could fire a bullet throught more than one person, right? Because we'd all be cramped in? Oh, man, that would be awesome.

no_way

05-28-2006, 04:41 PM

I wouldn't kill anyone. Isn't it just sick to hate someone as much as to kill him/her? I'd at least add him/her to my ignore list, and problem solved!

Lizardus

05-28-2006, 05:05 PM

I wouldn't kill anyone. Isn't it just sick to hate someone as much as to kill him/her? I'd at least add him/her to my ignore list, and problem solved!
When you are trapped in a room that's a little hard to do.

Ruroken.
yay.
the offsprings monkey.

Therapy_revisited

05-28-2006, 05:10 PM

the_offsprings_monkey

No expiation needed.
I would shoot him in the genitals and watch him have a slow and painful death.

Then maybe Maria.

Linda

05-28-2006, 05:11 PM

I couldn't shoot any of you.
You're all too adorable.

0r4ng3

05-28-2006, 05:13 PM

I couldn't shoot any of you.
You're all too adorable.
Except, of course, JohnnyNemesis.

His feelings won't be the only things that hurt!

no_way

05-28-2006, 05:14 PM

I couldn't shoot any of you.
You're all too adorable.

aaaww!!! You're adorable too Linda, we love you! :) :D

Jakebert

05-28-2006, 06:01 PM

no_way, just because of the irony.

T-6005

05-28-2006, 09:46 PM

I wouldn't kill anyone. Isn't it just sick to hate someone as much as to kill him/her? I'd at least add him/her to my ignore list, and problem solved!
I'd shoot you right between the eyes.

EDIT - The more I think about it, the less I'm willing to waste a bullet. I'd just strangle you or something.

Sunny

05-28-2006, 10:03 PM

same as ricky.. i wouldn't shoot to kill. but there'd be shooting in the feet/knees. >:D

Sin Studly

05-28-2006, 10:43 PM

I'm actually with Thi here. I'd shoot six people in the head, and pistolwhip the rest to death. I hate you people so much.

And Sunny, hands. Not legs, hands!

.:SMASH:.

05-28-2006, 10:50 PM

i'd shoot ruroken in the head and sell the gun along with the rest of the bullets

coke_a_holic

05-28-2006, 10:57 PM

I wouldn't waste any on punkangel; she's been dodging bullets her whole life. I don't really know any posters that I'd inflict bodily harm upon; don't get me wrong, plenty of them are plenty stupid, but I'm too indifferent of them to care if they're dead or alive. Just as long as they aren't specifically bothering me.

SkunkIt

05-29-2006, 03:00 AM

Noone, really. There may be idiots here, but none worth shooting.

Paint_It_Black

05-29-2006, 05:47 AM

I'd consider shooting Linda, but I'd be afraid that natural causes might claim her before the bullet hit, thereby wasting one of my precious six.

Would there be a computer in the room? If so, I'd hold Per and Tizz at gunpoint, forcing them to repeatedly sign in and out under their own accounts. For about an hour. Then I'd shoot Maria.

At this point I'd probably assign Justin to round up some voluteers for a little game I like to call "two men enter, one man leaves". Then, I'd probably realize my mistake, and send him back to pick at least a few non-Jews. The tards would then fight each other to the death, one at a time. When only one remained, I would of course promise it freedom, and then shoot it anyway.

Utopia would now have been reached, with the use of only two bullets. That would leave me with four to play with.

So, who's up for a meet-up?

Sin Studly

05-29-2006, 09:45 AM

I'd probably realize my mistake, and send him back to pick at least a few non-Jews.

What the fuck for?

JoY

05-29-2006, 09:53 AM

conspiracy of one
sinister
yay
the offsprings monkey
idiot
noodles (I've never liked that guy)

or I would just kill Simona, Izie, Sunny, Bella and the other hotties so I could feel more pretty and less jealous.
Ivil!! I wouldn't kill you. *sob*

I'm pro blowing a couple of hands off. offspringer24 comes to mind. & also HarryTaylor. then there's skaterpunke, noodlesfan.... I think those bullets would be used well.

Tizzalicious

05-29-2006, 09:55 AM

You guys are so mean, it's not like they don't have trouble typing as it is.

JoY

05-29-2006, 09:57 AM

so? should I blow yours off, because you're not mentally challenged, but then at least physically challenged, so you're more on the same level with them? that's just weird. & it's supposed to disable them from ever typing again. it's not supposed to make it harder.

Mota Boy

05-29-2006, 10:44 AM

I honestly can't think of a single person on the board I care enough about to... well, even think of.

Maybe I'd just grab someone insignificant and shoot at their feet while screaming "DANCE, DANCE!" and then, when I run out of bullets, just when they're letting their guard down, chuck the gun at their face.

Oooh, or shoot drinks out of people's hands right before they're about to take a sip.

Nina

05-29-2006, 10:45 AM

or shoot drinks out of people's hands right before they're about to take a sip.

YOU'RE SO MEAN!

---

I cant think of anybody I'd like to shoot, either. However, I seriously wish some people would...disappear. Not really from the face of the world, but from this BBS. That would be enough for me.

JoY

05-29-2006, 11:01 AM

I cant think of anybody I'd like to shoot, either. However, I seriously wish some people would...disappear. Not really from the face of the world, but from this BBS. That would be enough for me.
that was the effect I was going for, too.
but that's seriously all I'd want to accomplish with it.

I just realized that in my list I've killed three people and still have 6 bullets.

ofsmurfsandpixies

05-29-2006, 12:13 PM

sin studly-all 6 bullets,one for each of the teeth in his avatar...thingy

Lizardus

05-29-2006, 12:14 PM

Right with you on those two. But bullets are too quick.

I just realized that in my list I've killed three people and still have 6 bullets.
The Matrix Revolutions.
'nuff said.

0r4ng3

05-29-2006, 12:17 PM

Wait, can you take out bullets from people you've shot, and use them again?

Hey, I'm just trying to be efficient.

Sinister

05-29-2006, 12:19 PM

You could probably take the guns from people you kill, thus increasing your ammo to 30 bullets after emptying the first six-shooter. Now that's efficiency.

0r4ng3

05-29-2006, 12:21 PM

Actually, that's 36. Then, you can kill 36 more people, and take their ammo.

Score one for exponential growth.

Edit: Slight hitch, though. The rules say you have the gun. It doesn't say that everyone else does.

Sinister

05-29-2006, 12:25 PM

I assumed that the game was somewhat fair. Knowing Justin, I should have known it isn't.
Anyway, hitting people in the head with the gun's butt still works and saves bullets.

ofsmurfsandpixies

05-29-2006, 12:28 PM

slight hitch,if they've got a gun too,your pretty much dead

JoY

05-29-2006, 12:30 PM

sin studly-all 6 bullets,one for each of the teeth in his avatar...thingy
how on earth did I forget you? my fifth bullet just got a purpose.

Vera

05-29-2006, 12:52 PM

I'd pick three tards at random, shoot the gun at the air three times and then do a great big monologue about how the gun now has six lives and six deaths. Then I'd spin the roll a couple of times and play a bit of Russian roulette on the tards.

Okay, no, I just saw that done in a movie once.

Rag Doll

05-29-2006, 01:08 PM

slight hitch,if they've got a gun too,your pretty much dead

Not true. You're assuming someone would want to shoot Sinister/0r4ng3 (I'm assuming you're replying to one of them). You're also assuming that whatever person would want to shoot them would be able to before being shot themselves.

JoY

05-29-2006, 01:42 PM

I'd pick three tards at random, shoot the gun at the air three times and then do a great big monologue about how the gun now has six lives and six deaths. Then I'd spin the roll a couple of times and play a bit of Russian roulette on the tards.

Okay, no, I just saw that done in a movie once.
did I mention lately how much I fucking adore you?

yeah, I did. but still; hahahaha! <3333

Llamas

05-29-2006, 02:16 PM

I'd pick three tards at random, shoot the gun at the air three times and then do a great big monologue about how the gun now has six lives and six deaths. Then I'd spin the roll a couple of times and play a bit of Russian roulette on the tards.

Okay, no, I just saw that done in a movie once.

hahaha that's a terrific plan.

I can't imagine having 36 people at this board that I want to kill... even 36 people that I've ever met that I want to kill, haha. It scares me that all of you have this so planned out ;) I'd officially be scared to death to be locked in a room with you with guns... :p

I'd just kill Sin_Studly once, and give the rest of the bullets to Vera, because I loved her plan and also because she's my favourite mod

Emily_offspring_fan

05-29-2006, 05:37 PM

LUZ HEIDY
skaterpunke
neocon58
Revolver-2005?

No more people. Maybe I forget someone. I dunno.

JoY

05-29-2006, 05:40 PM

I'd just kill Sin_Studly once, and give the rest of the bullets to Vera, because I loved her plan and also because she's my favourite mod
*all of the other mods moan in envy, sob in sadness & commit ritual mad mod-suicide*

Nineteen Seventy Nine

05-29-2006, 05:41 PM

I'm not loved or hated here, nor do I hate or love anyone here. So I would just sit and watch everyone shoot eachother.

Not to mention, I would just give my gun to OOPS and see what happens.

JoY

05-29-2006, 05:42 PM

ah look; an attempt at a politically correct answer.

BREAK

05-29-2006, 05:49 PM

EVERY bbs member??!?!? No contest, I'd shoot myself in the head.

There's too many of them. You can't kill the world, Lord.

Linda

05-29-2006, 09:09 PM

Maybe you're the one who'd die of natural causes, what with your accusing and all!

sin studly-all 6 bullets,one for each of the teeth in his avatar...thingy

I doubt idiots are allowed to purchase guns.

Jebus

05-29-2006, 09:17 PM

I'm pretty sure it was more of an imitation of Rick than a direct insult at Rick....

calichix

05-29-2006, 10:13 PM

^^ your avatar tickles me in all the right places.

I don't pay enough attention to the twattier members of this forum. I'd shoot that kid who told the story about making a chick cry in Starbucks in the eyes, nose, ears, and forehead so I could still punch him in the mouth.

Mota Boy

05-29-2006, 10:25 PM

YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Ha!

I like the idea that I could've gotten a free pass from the morality police if I had said I'd kill six people. You's crazy, little woman.

Sin Studly

05-29-2006, 10:41 PM

I'd shoot that kid who told the story about making a chick cry in Starbucks in the eyes, nose, ears, and forehead so I could still punch him in the mouth.

He's already fled the boards in shame, thanks to me.

Lizardus

05-29-2006, 10:48 PM

My hero <3

XYlophonetreeZ

05-30-2006, 12:57 PM

TOM
dain
The French whore
offspringer24
harrytaylor/kylethed00d
Ronin

Harnum

05-30-2006, 02:42 PM

He's already fled the boards in shame, thanks to me.
you are a god, that was annoying, i got nothing against nobody! i'm never on here :o

JoY

05-31-2006, 01:38 AM

Hahaha. Linda, what the fucking fuck?
an attempt at imitation.

Right with you on those two. But bullets are too quick.

I just realized that in my list I've killed three people and still have 6 bullets.
I just want them to stop posting. really, that's all. they don't need to suffer (I imagine they suffer enough), they don't need to die, they just need to stop the fuck posting.

kylethed00d
ah, right! that's where my sixth bullet will go. even though he's harrytaylor, that bullet wouldn't be wasted if I fired at him again.

I have to admit, Linda did a pretty good job imitating me. I'm totally serious too, that wasn't half bad.

That doesn't change the fact that she's a pathetic senile hypocritical hag though. But I'll admit, she got me good there.

Paint_It_Black

05-31-2006, 09:52 AM

I have to admit, Linda did a pretty good job imitating me. I'm totally serious too, that wasn't half bad.

That doesn't change the fact that she's a pathetic senile hypocritical hag though. But I'll admit, she got me good there.

I considered saying almost exactly the same thing. But then I decided to wait and see if anyone else would say it.

wheelchairman

05-31-2006, 10:42 AM

Per, you are, you are... I hate you! All 6 bullets! Isn't it cruel?!

I won't kill anybody.
1 I love you all here :)
2 I'm too bad in shooting:(
Bullets are quick death! I wanted to do something that would make everyone sad! So I went for the source of happiness!

Nood!es

05-31-2006, 10:54 AM

In order...
summer_guy
ignition/pyro
NintyMan
And any other retards who join to say CUM 2 MY COUNTRY PLZZZZ!!!!!11111one!!

--Edit
add .::SMASH::.

T-6005

05-31-2006, 11:00 AM

Bullets are quick death! I wanted to do something that would make everyone sad! So I went for the source of happiness!
Per is horrible person!

Demon_of_Debauchery

05-31-2006, 11:32 AM

I would also like to shoot Jkcastle

the_offsprings_monkey

06-06-2006, 06:19 AM

the_offsprings_monkey

No expiation needed.
I would shoot him in the genitals and watch him have a slow and painful death.

Then maybe Maria.
Those bullets would miss my skinny ass, then I would fire 6 bullets at you, but that wouldn't really have any effect on you as 6 bullets could barley kill an elephant, let alone you.

Sin Studly

06-06-2006, 07:03 AM

Pure thuggin on the Southside again, kitten?

JohnnyNemesis

06-06-2006, 01:46 PM

Never knock a homie's hustle, Justin. :mad:

Little_Miss_1565

06-06-2006, 02:41 PM

Those bullets would miss my skinny ass, then I would fire 6 bullets at you, but that wouldn't really have any effect on you as 6 bullets could barley kill an elephant, let alone you.

Was this supposed to be an insult? Also notice that TOM said that anyone firing at his genitals would miss--that small, huh?

JoY

06-07-2006, 09:59 AM

aw, leave the boy alone. it's hard enough that they broke up & Kim's freedom suddenly turned her into a rather sexy babe. yup kid, she's not just better off without you, she even LOOKS better without you.

the_GoDdEsS

06-07-2006, 10:07 AM

I think Kim and Ashley were and still are quite the puppet show.

Rocky-girl

06-07-2006, 10:17 AM

Bullets are quick death! I wanted to do something that would make everyone sad! So I went for the source of happiness!
Thank you, Per. Long death is not for me:( Yes quick is much better:)

Sin Studly

06-07-2006, 11:03 PM

I wish Ashley and Kim wouild get back together and live out miserable lives for our amusement.

Vera

06-08-2006, 12:17 AM

give the rest of the bullets to Vera, because I loved her plan and also because she's my favourite mod

In case anyone missed it.

Though in all honesty the best mods are the ones who keep GC clean... I have fuck all to do on my forum, maybe delete a few messages every two weeks. ;)

melkumel

06-08-2006, 06:37 AM

I would use all six bullets on myself. I just can't stand myself:D I'll take one for the team :D

HeadAroundU

06-08-2006, 10:13 AM

I won't kill anybody. I love you all. :)

killer_queen

06-08-2006, 10:37 AM

I'd just kill Sin_Studly once, and give the rest of the bullets to Vera, because I loved her plan and also because she's my favourite mod
Sorry, I'm not willing to share her with someone like you.

JoY

06-08-2006, 02:48 PM

In case anyone missed it.

as if *I* would ever miss that. man, that was a low blow. I don't think I'll ever recover. :(