Jeff Saturday switched teams so that he could let his buddy stick his hands under his butt for one last time.

TheSportsHernia is an unbias news organization.

A large man with a beard went against all the rules on Sunday and switched teams so that he could squat down in front of his old friend, who put his hands underneath the bearded man's booty - in public.

TheSportsHernia reports facts. Just facts.

A big ol' bear of a man with bright blue eyes didn't give a hot shit about what anyone said or what the "conventional rules" were so he crossed lines on Sunday to show the entire fuckin world that he is not ashamed to stick his butt toward his taller, richer friend so that his good friend could move the back of his right hand underneath his bear balls - right there for all to see in fabulous HAWAII!

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Apparently another Boston Bruin fan could not contain their excitement during Tyler Seguin's shootout against the devils and threw a hot dog roll onto the ice. We can only guess that the hot dog roll hurler is on a Slow Carb OR No Carb diet and ate the actual tube steak. Kudos to maniac Bruins' announcer Jack Edwards for wondering if the, "debris MIGHT have been in the field of vision OR NOT."

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Eat your heart out Brent Musberger, DICKy V and the 'Schwab' got to hang out with a couple of PTP'ers. We can't confirm it but we are pretty sure that the Howie Schwab pulled a classic slob move by wearing sweatpants to da club.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

This highly unfortunate headline combined with Marc Trestman's "overeager personal assistant" demeanor is cause for great concern in Chicago. But there's not much renowned people enthusiast Jay Cutler can't handle, so we're expecting Trestman's giddy, unnerving presence will inspire nothing more than one of those endlessly empty expressions we've all grown to love.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

... and he does love his New Angund Pittsiots. We wish him luck if someone pushes him to name his favorite conner jack Aquib Talib. We know it is not funny to make fun of a guy with a speech impediment, but at least we are not making fun of Monti Te'o (yet). We won't even comment on the old 'Mayor of Boston betting a quart of New Enland Clam Chowder' gag that is getting wicked old.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Jon Heyman might be going through the winter doldrums of reporting on unsigned scrubs like Mike Napoli and Kyle Lohse, but thanks to Twitter he might not be lonely much longer due to the questionable engagement above. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, Heyman soon realized it wasn't the smartest idea to be tweeting (publicly anyway) with Seymore Butts. He soon issued this Twitter mea culpa:

The damage had already been done though, and this will be soon to be picked up by every hacky sports blog (the Hernia included of course). But we say let your freak flag fly proudly, Jonnyboy. Screw the internets. Ironically, Heyman spends most of his time in the northeast covering such teams as the Red Sox, Nationals, and his beloved Yankees. Hmmm....

Yeah, we have all seen the Jadeveon Clowney high school highlight tape (we even had a pissy conversation about who found it first). Put it this way, we are afraid to put this 'Mix Tape' of Ryan Potter in the hands of Jon Gruden. STUDD is not a strong enough adjective. Look at how he 'HOLDS THE EDGE' at the 1:49 mark, and look at how he ... runs and stuff. God bless him.

Dick Towel? Dick Towel!

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