Greetings from Wax Towers

WELCOME TO THE NEW HOUSE OF WAX

IT only took us until 2019 but we finally have a website which (probably) won’t cause mayhem every five minutes as one bit or another falls off or yet another automated bastard hacker trips the security and brings the portcullis slamming down on some innocent gent as he goes peacefully about his business of stocking up on fresh supplies of Bounder. It was a damn nuisance for everyone so we decided to shift operations from something called Woocommerce to Shopify. If it’s less of a pain in the arse for all concerned...