"The figure behind @DevinNunes has disparaged my good name in what appears to be a highly coordinated effort to make me look like some kind of whiny, impetuous idiot." https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1108445678303432705

"We are committed to combating violence and hate speech on our platform, but can you really call these posts hate speech when a lot of them are based on science and logic?" https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1108077949721419776

"According to our data, processing information from these highfalutin’ books has a direct correlation to getting a little too big for your britches and turning into a real sass-back." https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1108031399582420992