Valentine's Day is only days away, and you still haven't got anything for your significant otter?! Well, consider the FTD Frozen Clam Juice Heart®. Yutan at the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise aquarium-amusement park in Yokohama, Japan, loves his.

A Lunar Year of the Snake performer threads a serpent through his nose and mouth during a show at the Temple of Earth park in Beijing.

Impressive. But let's see him do it with a boa constrictor:

A Lunar Year of the Snake performer threads a serpent through his nose and mouth during a show at the Temple of Earth park in Beijing.

Photo: Ed Jones, AFP/Getty Images

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Did someone lose a contact?

The stars of the Brainerd Ice Mites in Brainerd, Minn., are the ones that can stand up on their skates.

Did someone lose a contact?

The stars of the Brainerd Ice Mites in Brainerd, Minn., are the ones that can stand up on their skates.

Photo: Kelly Humphrey, Associated Press

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We may need the Jaws of Life:

The Adopt-A-Dog shelter in Armonk, N.Y., is reporting a nine-puppy pileup without injuries. (Supposedly one is under the pile.)

We may need the Jaws of Life:

The Adopt-A-Dog shelter in Armonk, N.Y., is reporting a nine-puppy pileup without injuries. (Supposedly one is under the pile.)

Photo: Helen Neafsey, Greenwich Time

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And now I shall perform the 'Lady And the Tramp' spaghetti scene:

Unfortunately Lady couldn't make it. But the show must go on! (Adopt-A-Dog shelter in Armonk, N.Y.)

And now I shall perform the 'Lady And the Tramp' spaghetti scene:

Unfortunately Lady couldn't make it. But the show must go on! (Adopt-A-Dog shelter in Armonk, N.Y.)

Photo: Helen Neafsey, Greenwich Time

And now I shall perform the 'Lady And the Tramp'... Photo-4175271.56632 - SFGate

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The Black Hole of Switzerland:

This carnival celebrant in Lucerne is obviously a Raiders fan, with a little bit of Predator and Dr. Seuss thrown in for good measure.

The Black Hole of Switzerland:

This carnival celebrant in Lucerne is obviously a Raiders fan, with a little bit of Predator and Dr. Seuss thrown in for good measure.

Photo: Sigi Tischler, Associated Press

The Black Hole of Switzerland: This carnival celebrant in Lucerne... Photo-4175108.56632 - SFGate

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The thigh bone appears to be connected to the funny bone:

At the Science Museum of Minnesota in Winona, kindergartener Emma Hatter giggles uncontrollably while comparing a model of a long-neck dinosaur femur to its moose and human counterparts, held respectively by second-graders Brody Whetsone and Brie Menting.