Dear Hollywood, stop making nitwitted remakes and hop on this obvious
winner. When are you starting production? Tomorrow? Good.

Well, if only making movies is that easy (on the other hand, any process
that greenlighted Gigli
can't possibly be that rigorous, right?).

While we wait for Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies to hit the Big Screen,
feast your eyes on these 19 Insane Posters for Movies That May Never Exist,
over at Wired's Underwire blog:

Extending the B-movie legacy of insane posters and catchy titles,
legendary showman Roger Corman and other independent producers unleash
a fresh barrage of eye-popping genre hype this week at the American
Film Market. Great movie posters play a key role at the annual movie
marketing event in Santa Monica, California, because sci-fi filmmakers
often rely on these “sell sheets” to attract production
money and distribution deals even before their movies go into production.