I laughed my way through this interview with my friend Lê, owner of Hop Sing Laundromat, by Philly Mag’s Victor Fiorillo:

One spirit I cannot stand… is — wait a minute. You’re trying to
get me in fucking trouble. I already get enough hate mail.
[Another off-the-record-conversation]. OK. OK. One spirit I cannot
stand is any stupid thing that is praised by a quote-unquote
mixologist. Make sure you put the quote-unquote around that word.
They are fucking idiots. Anybody who calls themselves a mixologist
is a fucking idiot. And any spirit that a “mixologist” likes to
use fucking sucks. Fernet. Fernet. Do you know what Fernet is?
It’s a terrible thing. Fuck that shit. These “mixologists” don’t
even know what it is. They drink it because it’s cool. Anything
that makes people look cool — or that they think makes them look
cool — I fucking hate that shit.

Don’t get him started on the Rocky statue, either. I say we all go into Hop Sing for the next few weeks and ask Lê if he has anything with Fernet on the menu.