Trebuchet List (changes, additions and clarifications for 2013)

90. Prohibited Activity (Research and Development): Less permitted than usual than to create giant death machines shaped like cuddly teddy bears

90.A. Clarification: AMV Hell is not a design catalog.

90.B. Extension: Any giant death machine has to look neutral to menacing. It’s only fair to the rest of the Death Machine Industry

91. Prohibited Activity (consumption): May not use chais, teas or flavoured powders as snuff

91.A. Clarification: T2 is not a drug store. I am also not a cowboy.

91.b. Permitted use: Am still allowed to asses chais, teas or flavoured powders by sniff test. Said sniff may not involve inhaling for more than a canonically measured minute.

91.c. Clarification: Parameter “Minute” 59-61 seconds. Not the minutes as measured by the Atomic Clock.

92. Prohibited Activity (Research and Development): May no longer design, brew or otherwise form into creation any spiced vodka infusions, witches brew or cocktails which threatens the ongoing existence of the time space continuum.

92.C. Extension: May not commercially acquire vodka with related capacity

92.D. Go home reality, you are about to have been being drunk.

93.Prohibited Activity (object): Printable bacon

93.A.. Clarification: Bacon that can be produced from a 3D printer. All other shaping of bacon is perfectly fine.

93.B. Explanation: 3D printing technology which can use powder rather than solids for the source material resulted in me considering very carefully the prospect of bacon power, printed bacon, and how long it would take for my sodium levels to reach critical bacon infused mass.

94.A. Clarification: Upgrading any part of a household appliance with military technology

94.B. Extension: No longer allowed to assemble household appliances without supervision. “But it shipped with these parts” is apparently not a legitimate answer either.

94.C. Extension: Upgrading anything using left over scraps scrounged from junkyards with contracts to dispose of excess military hardware. I am not a member of the SwatKatz.

94.D. Clarification: Junkyard Wars is a television show produced under controlled environmental conditions, and they have never produced a recipe book.

95. Prohibited object (outfit): May not use lion onesies as LARP costumes.

95.A. Clarification: Actually, may not use onesies in general. Society needs not the terror

95.B. Clarification: It’s just fine for other people in my life to use them, wear them, and generally do whatever one does in a onesie.

96. Prohibited object (specific): Not permitted to own an fuel based soldering pen on the grounds that trying to sign a document successfully with flame will happen at a moment that can’t be captured and uploaded to YouTube