Hinglish Jokes

Q: Why can teachers not afford tree houses?A: Because they are under ped.Hint: underpaid and ped=treeSource = Filter Copy on YouTube

I walked into an Indian food store. As the shopkeeper was showing me around, he pointed out what they sold. “First thing, sundar naan. Agli cheez, ugly cheese.”Source = me

Q: What is Adele’s favorite Indian dish?A: aloo from the other saagSource = Amazon Alexa

Q: What did one string instrument say to the other string instrument when it was time to go?A: CelloSource = me

Q: What do you get when you call letter G to go away?A: JijajiSource = Which way

Q: What do you call a landscaped corn field with randomly placed tables, meant to make navigation confusing?A: maize mez mazeHint: mez = tableSource = me

Q: One day in a brutal battle for Gotham city, Batman dies at the hands of the Joker. Afterwards, his body disintegrates and only boron nitride crystals remain. Why?A: Because Batman’s soul departed his body. Hint: atma=soul. Batman – atma = BN (Boron Nitride)Source = Which way

Q: What do you call a wintery drink that is also the queen of the north!A: BrandiHint: Game of thrones. Di = sister. Sansa = Bran’s sisterSource = Which way

Q: Why did the desi banana want to make friends?A: Because he was a kela.Hint: banana = kela. Lonely = akela. Source = ?

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