He was not living a healthy lifestyle to begin with. That happens to a lot of hermits. When you've got no one to impress, why take a bath? Why exercise? Why not eat that entire pie?Then he jumped into a full night of har...

The good news is that if you're my age, there's no internet record of your teenage thoughts. Alas, cartoonist Kelly Angel is not so fortunate.Link -via Pleated JeansBonus item:It's interesting to imagine how it'd affect...