Cow Kisses Man's Cheek

Info from Licensor: "A chilly evening after a long cold surf on the west coast of Ireland, me and my friends found ourselves feeding the cows whilst we where getting changed out of our wet suits and into our clothes. Spirits were high and I asked my mate to record me. I stuck some grass between my cheeks and bent down near the electric fence, trying my best not to touch off of it and get blown up. I didn't think it would work, but surely enough it did. I couldn't feel the cow remove the grass from my bum but I did feel his sandpaper like tongue lick my arse cheek. My mates fell on the ground in a fit of laughter. I remember one of my friends had tears streaming down his face and was in pain for about 20 minutes whilst trying his best to stop laughing. Well worth the fit of giggles it caused."