Rodents of Unusual SizeJust so you know why I love this so much, it has ax fights, torture, scantily clad Viking women, more torture, snake pits, pillaging, a rubber giant squid that looks more like an octopus unless its underwater, and a wonder dog. And cavemen. And Chinese magicians.

dead_catOH MY GOD. This... this is MARVELOUS. What the world needs is a global 24-hour Turkish cinema network, featuring all the greatest un-dubbed "hits" that pocket change can buy.