Obama said he wasn’t focused on “the day-to-day gyrations of the stock market, but the long-term ability for the United States and the entire world economy to regain its footing.” he compared the Dow Jones Industrial Average to a daily tracking poll in politics. “You know, it bobs up and down day to day,” he said. “And if you spend all your time worrying about that, then you’re probably going to get the long-term strategy wrong.”

Is a stripper who only slides down the pole really gyrating?

7. Obama voters express their regrets. Cute, but I doubt there is enough bandwidth available for all the regret we are going to see in the next few months. Not to mention the hypocrisy.