This is sad part. Somebody was paid to read the silly bio for Joe Son on the UFC pay per view long, long ago.

"Joe Son, known to some as Kimo's manager, returns to the Octagon tonight as a fighter. At 23 years of age, he is a student of TKD and Judo and the founder of his own system of martial arts........Josondo."

After losing six straight fights between December 2001 and February 2003, Datsik seemingly disappeared completely, leading to widespread rumors that he had died in a train wreck. These rumors however were set to rest, when it was reported he was alive and well, after being detained for his part in the robbery of various mobile phone shops in St. Petersburg.