Ashton Kutcher Not Quitting Twitter, He’s Turning It Over to a PR Team

Last night, American airhead and child sex slave abolitionist, Ashton Kutcher, wrote some dumb shit on his Twitter (@Aplusk) about the firing of college football coach Joe Paterno, unaware that Penn State officials terminated him for not doing more to report the molesty ways of his colleague Jerry Sandusky.

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After a barrage of replies started clueing him in, Kutcher felt really dumb and wrote: “As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.” Well, less than 24 hours later he found it. From hereon in, he will have a PR team screen his tweets. LOL. No really:

While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I’m going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it’s content. My sincere apologies to anyone who I have offended. It was a mistake that I don’t think will happen again

Ashton Kutcher punking himself. This would be a great idea for a TV show.