You’ll have to read my review of Augusta, the First to get the back story on this series of books and why they are fundamentally terrible, but let me just tell you why THIS particular book is terrible.

The year is 1771, before the American Revolution and the Phenwick family, Augusta (you’ll remember her from our last book), her son Danny (who got kidnapped), and two adopted children Jane and Edward. They go between Boston and Greenwood happily involved in all sorts of historic events preceding the big story but the real story is all about Jane. Augusta likes Jane. A lot. She sees a bit of herself in Jane and Augusta likes nothing so much as she likes herself. Jane is in love with Danny, but Danny is struggling with some psychological issues stemming from that time he got kidnapped. Danny also wants to join the Revolutionary War because everyone else is going, so why not? Then there is Titter, Jane’s old pal who was born into indentured servitude and also happens to have a thing for Danny. (And, I’m going to interject, Danny doesn’t seem like much of a catch, but oh well.) Then Jane is sent to school while Titter, being a slave and all, is not.

This book is cliched and predictable and pretty awful, but it doesn’t take long at all to read. One of the biggest criticisms I have is that the characters are not well rounded. They do not have nuanced motives or personalities and behave in the expected way in every instance. A reader can’t develop a closeness with a character, so it is hard to care when terrible things happen. I don’t recommend this book to anyone.

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