Anya Taylor-Joy and James McAvoy attend the premiere of “Split” held at the SVA Theater in New York City.

These two have begun their poledance and we feel like we’ve been neglecting them. Let’s help them both out by telling them exactly what’s wrong with their style choices, shall we?

Goodness, where to begin? Anya, you need to start a small fire and throw this thing on it. That would be a good start. We thought it started out pretty cray up top, but might’ve been talked into a bottom half with some sort of skirt, but those elephant pants are horrifying. We keep seeing really awful, body-distorting jumpsuits on ladystars lately and it’s terribly distressing.

Also, she needs to seriously tone down the doll eyes.

Dull as dishwater. Yes, that’s a devilish grin alright, but it doesn’t make him look any less like an undertaker.