Long story short, Jennifer Lawrence used to own a lot of butt plugs. I mean, a lot of them.

During her appearance on last night's Conan, the 23-year-old sweetheart du jour decided to regale viewers with a Penthouse Forum-esque story about the time she tried to hide her "copious amount of butt plugs" from her maid by shoving them where the Sun don't shine.

Underneath her bed, that is.

Not to spoil the punchline, but, let's just say, they were found and mounted.