Ghost Busting

If there’s anyone who can respect a good dad-joke, it’s me. But nobody beats me at my own game.

Here’s a list of some things you can buy with the left over money for not buying the collector’s edition:
1) One (1) coffee at Starbucks
2) One (1) lobotomy in a Central American alley way
3) Seventeen (17) used copies of Putt Putt Goes to the Zoo
4) OP’s mom