"I did not have sexual relations ... with that woman ... Miss Lewinsky" - Bill Clinton

"Read my lips ... no new taxes" - George H.W. Bush

"I am not gay" - Tom Brady

BwanaZulia

01-03-2007, 10:47 AM

I can't believe he only lasted two years.

BZ

DolfanTom

01-03-2007, 10:52 AM

I can't believe he only lasted two years.

BZThis is driving me crazy. It's not like the guy was a total failure. Granted, this season was a disaster, no doubt, but you get the feeling the guy can really coach and it's just a matter of time.

Oh well, it's over now. This is a bad time for the Dolphins, a bad time! I just hope the next guy - whomever - wants to stay as long as the owner wants him.

BwanaZulia

01-03-2007, 10:55 AM

Is it officially official? I haven't seen anything.

BZ

DolfanTom

01-03-2007, 11:01 AM

Is it officially official? I haven't seen anything.

BZNo, but a source told the Sentinel he's as good as gone, plus ...

... it just seems to me, that if he really wanted to stay, he never would have met w/ Bama in the first place. He's had over a month to consider this thought ... I mean, he's made up his mind by now, I would think. And - therefore - by meeting w/ Bama, he's gone.

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong ...

finsrclowns

01-03-2007, 01:38 PM

He had to go. Waking up in the middle of the night every night screaming "I can't beat the fuking Bills" was killing him.:lol:

bigbry

01-03-2007, 09:01 PM

He had to go. Waking up in the middle of the night every night screaming "I can't beat the fuking Bills" was killing him.:lol:

Allong with every Bills fan who cant seem to lose the Bills addiction.
LOSERS!

BB

retired opfinistic

01-03-2007, 09:22 PM

"I will not be the Alabama coach" - Nick Saban

"I did not have sexual relations ... with that woman ... Miss Lewinsky" - Bill Clinton

Allong with every Bills fan who cant seem to lose the Bills addiction.
LOSERS!

BBHey Bigbry...I'm just curious. If Bills fans are losers, and the Bills swept the Fish this year, shutting you out in the last game and in that single game knocking your ***** out of the playoffs...what does that make Fish fans?

Quick. Come up with a brilliant retort.

Oh yeah, well your wife wears army boots!!!!

Exactly what I would expect from a brilliant nut-buster like yourself.

You're a piece of work, man. The only thing missing here is you and Feelthepain snuggling with each other as your spend your endless nights praying that Mularkey doesn't become your head coach.

Mike13

01-04-2007, 01:22 AM

what does that make Fish fans?

Guys who root for a team thats slightly more crappy then the craptastic Bills?

finfan01

01-04-2007, 02:05 AM

Guys who root for a team thats slightly more crappy then the craptastic Bills?

:yeahthat:

Deep2Evans

01-04-2007, 03:12 AM

Guys who root for a team thats slightly more crappy then the craptastic Bills?

Touche. However its still nice to be better than the Fish.:D

retired opfinistic

01-04-2007, 10:00 AM

Touche. However its still nice to be better than the Fish.:D
it's about time you dominated 3rd place in the division.

Hey Bigbry...I'm just curious. If Bills fans are losers, and the Bills swept the Fish this year, shutting you out in the last game and in that single game knocking your ***** out of the playoffs...what does that make Fish fans?

Quick. Come up with a brilliant retort.

Oh yeah, well your wife wears army boots!!!!

Exactly what I would expect from a brilliant nut-buster like yourself.

You're a piece of work, man. The only thing missing here is you and Feelthepain snuggling with each other as your spend your endless nights praying that Mularkey doesn't become your head coach.

Hmmmmmm, Am I in your head?
A little preocupied with me?

Oh and who is Feelthepain?

BB

bigbry

01-04-2007, 07:27 PM

Hey Bigbry...I'm just curious. If Bills fans are losers, and the Bills swept the Fish this year, shutting you out in the last game and in that single game knocking your ***** out of the playoffs...what does that make Fish fans?

Quick. Come up with a brilliant retort.

Oh yeah, well your wife wears army boots!!!!

Exactly what I would expect from a brilliant nut-buster like yourself.

You're a piece of work, man. The only thing missing here is you and Feelthepain snuggling with each other as your spend your endless nights praying that Mularkey doesn't become your head coach.

For Bills Fans:
OJ is innocent.
Marv Levy knows exactly where he is at all times.
Ralph Wilson did not witness the invention of dirt.

For Jets Fans:
It's perfectly natural for a team of men to be repulsed by the idea of having female cheerleaders.
The Jets organization wrote the book on how to draft the best players available.
It doesn't bother us Jets players that the Giants always leave the toilet seats up in their locker room.

For Pats Fans:
We're too great for the Fins to beat us 21 to 0.
The cute figurine all dressed up like a patriot, bending over in our logo all those years had nothing to do with our team's sexual orientation.
Our team does not have a players-only, annual "Boston Tea Bag Party".
We're proud of our coaches fashion statements.

For Fins Fans:
After Miami beat the Pats 21 to 0, Bill Belichick didn't threaten to post those pics he took of Saban, drunk and passed out at the Cleveland Browns Christmas party, being 'end zoned' by the offensive lineunless he found a way out of Miami.
When it comes to the playoffs, patience is a virtue.
The only thing worse than missing the playoffs for the last 5 years, is being owned by the trolls superior wit and football knowledge down here in the depths.
Trolls are people too.

Mike13

01-17-2007, 11:00 PM

"My wife has a warm succulent *****." - WTE.

DolfanTom

01-18-2007, 10:31 AM

For Bills Fans:
OJ is innocent.
Marv Levy knows exactly where he is at all times.
Ralph Wilson did not witness the invention of dirt.

For Jets Fans:
It's perfectly natural for a team of men to be repulsed by the idea of having female cheerleaders.
The Jets organization wrote the book on how to draft the best players available.
It doesn't bother us Jets players that the Giants always leave the toilet seats up in their locker room.

For Pats Fans:
We're too great for the Fins to beat us 21 to 0.
The cute figurine all dressed up like a patriot, bending over in our logo all those years had nothing to do with our team's sexual orientation.
Our team does not have a players-only, annual "Boston Tea Bag Party".
We're proud of our coaches fashion statements.

For Fins Fans:
After Miami beat the Pats 21 to 0, Bill Belichick didn't threaten to post those pics he took of Saban, drunk and passed out at the Cleveland Browns Christmas party, being 'end zoned' by the offensive lineunless he found a way out of Miami.
When it comes to the playoffs, patience is a virtue.
The only thing worse than missing the playoffs for the last 5 years, is being owned by the trolls superior wit and football knowledge down here in the depths.
Trolls are people too.Awesome!

Best one:
After Miami beat the Pats 21 to 0, Bill Belichick didn't threaten to post those pics he took of Saban, drunk and passed out at the Cleveland Browns Christmas party, being 'end zoned' by the offensive lineunless he found a way out of Miami.

DolfanTom

01-18-2007, 12:55 PM

New lies:

"Officer, I swear I didn't sell that bottle of water to Mike Vick, I swear" - l2g

"I'm going to bang that Gisele" - Tom Brady

"You're much better than all of my old boyfriends were" - B-lo's wife

"I love my new avetar" - DolfanTom

DolfanTom

01-18-2007, 01:11 PM

Another:

"I swear, we've always been big Patriot fans!" - Patriot fans

like2god

01-18-2007, 01:19 PM

"No......nothing unusual that I can think of" - Blo talking to his stunned proctologist

"I finsrclowns, take my cousin Jimmy Sue as my lawfully hitched up kinfolk. He/she/it is the only cousin for me" - finsrclowns

BleedinGreenNC

01-18-2007, 01:30 PM

L2G likes women, best lie of them all!!:goof:

finsrclowns

01-18-2007, 01:43 PM

"I finsrclowns, take my cousin Jimmy Sue as my lawfully hitched up kinfolk. He/she/it is the only cousin for me" - finsrclowns

At least you're open and labeling this a lie.:lol:

like2god

01-18-2007, 02:03 PM

At least you're open and labeling this a lie.:lol:

Yup, that last part was a lie.

"I finsrclowns, take my cousin Jimmy Sue as my lawfully hitched up kinfolk. He/she/it is the only cousin for me" - finsrclowns

Weren't you the guy that said "Cousins are like potato chips, you can't have just one"? :lol:

finsrclowns

01-18-2007, 02:36 PM

Weren't you the guy that said "Cousins are like potato chips, you can't have just one"? :lol:

I've only got one cousin and I don't like him. I think he must be a drinker- he's got a red nose.:lol:

B-lo

01-18-2007, 02:53 PM

New lies:

"Officer, I swear I didn't sell that bottle of water to Mike Vick, I swear" - l2g

"I'm going to bang that Gisele" - Tom Brady

"You're much better than all of my old boyfriends were" - B-lo's wife

"I love my new avetar" - DolfanTom " I know our kids don't look like you but I swear they ARE yours!" DolphagTom's wife

Mike13

01-18-2007, 02:58 PM

I've only got one cousin and I don't like him. I think he must be a drinker- he's got a red nose.:lol:

Another clown in the family? Its a match made in heaven then.:lol:

DolfanTom

01-18-2007, 03:03 PM

" I know our kids don't look like you but I swear they ARE yours!" DolphagTom's wife
Funny, she does look just like my best man .... hmmm :confused: