I would rather have my foot hit with a hammer than listen to another candidate.

In our fair city, one of the candidates for US Congress is being attacked because his brother, in another city and with no connection to the campaign, ran a school bus company that received criticism for unsatisfactory bus service.

Thought you'd like to know John Edward Roush, Democratic Congressman and the "inventor" of the 911 emergency phone system was also born in Huntington. Just to balance things out, you understand.

Wikipedia further informs us that "Eiffel G. Plasterer, in the mid-1900s, toured America with his "Bubbles Concerto" program. He was a pioneer in soap bubble art and invented unique bubble-making techniques and equipment."

Let's celebrate with Quayle's lovely sentiment, shared by all his fellow-astronauts, I'm sure: "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."