2013-11-15 21:30:32

2013-11-16 01:34:04

Same as you, apparently. Last Saturday nearly fell victim to the advances of a damn-nigh jailbait hottie... Some preternatural force lit up my stranger-danger defenses, just as I was thinking of new ways to defile such a fine female frame.... East coast malls are just as dangerous as some bad parts of town. If everyone in a mall smiled at the same time, I'm sure the built-in evil of the place would simply implode, killing all the unbelievers.

2013-11-17 18:04:45

2013-11-19 23:27:05

It's the 'bait' in jailbait that concerns me, lol
NJ is a fairly crappy state, in which law enforcement loves (and compensates) snitches and practices entrapment. Even if I got away with it, civil charges would financially wipe me out. Besides, I'm not that pretty.... Maybe she had a BF she wanted to get jealous, that's happened before too.
'Love is a battlefield' just ain't a song or sayin'

2013-11-25 09:18:40

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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2013-11-25 13:15:56

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

2013-11-26 05:16:05

2013-11-26 18:15:28

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
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....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE