What Hoffman says:They should have called it Boo Hoo Moons of Miami - because it's a sad day in Dinerville when Denny's messes with the best thing on its plastic, wipe-on, wipe-off menu. You've taken an all-time masterpiece and wrecked it by improving it. Nice going, Denny's. Click here to find out why the new but not improved meal leaves a bad taste in Hoffman's mouth.

What Hoffman says:They should have called it Boo Hoo Moons of Miami - because it's a sad day in Dinerville when Denny's messes with the best thing on its plastic, wipe-on, wipe-off menu. You've taken an all-time masterpiece and wrecked it by improving it. Nice going, Denny's. Click here to find out why the new but not improved meal leaves a bad taste in Hoffman's mouth.