Here was my thought process as I drove around parking lot of the Kerbey Lane in North Austin yesterday:

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"Hmm, yes, looking for parking, looking for parking... driving up and down the aisles... driving, driving, driving... oh look, there's an open space OH WAIT NO IT'S BEING TAKEN UP BY AN ASTON MARTIN THAT PARKED DIAGONALLY ACROSS TWO SPACES. THAT'S JUST GREAT."