UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!YOU DUMB SEXIST REPRESSOR HATESPEAKING WINGNUTS!!!!YOU MUST ACCEPT WOMEN AS THEY ARE AND NOT HOW YOU WANT THEM TO BE!!!YOUR RETROGRADE LOOKIST SMALLMINDED GENDER NAZIISM DOESNT FLY ANYMORE!!!MEMO TO BONEHEAD KNUCKLEDRAGGER WINGNUTS WOMEN WILL NO LONGER BE IMPRISONED IN THE KITCHEN OR BEDROOM BY HATEMINDED PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSORS!!!WE ARE RISING UP AGAINST THE IMPOSITION OF MALE VISUALIST PRECONCEPTIONS!!!!!DEAL!!!WITH!!!IT!!!YOU DUMBASS RESCUMLICANS!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!WRONG!!!UGH!!!WAKE UP SISTER!!!YOU GIVE IN TO THE PATRIARCHY WHEN YOU ALLOW THE GENDER NAZIS TO CHOSE TO LIKE IT!!!YOU ARE BEING SUBMISSIVE!!!GENDER OPPRESSORS HAVE NO CHOICE!!!THEY MUST ACCEPT WOMYN WITHOUT COMPROMISES!!!!!DO NOT COMPROMISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE OUTDATED REDUCTIVE RETROGRADE SEXIST PARADIGM!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!!DO NOT SURRENDER TO THE OPPRESSORS!!!!!

@32: Oh, I’m fine. But I do enjoy Janeane’s faux comments. You realize that she’s not a “troll,” per se, but an obviously well-constructed facsimile of the real Janeane. And, he/she is very funny and getting funnier by the month.

Lemon water is fine. Thank you. I will add some good spirits – in the spirit that was intended!

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And then it arose and struck Vimes that, in her own special category, she was quite beautiful; this was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he was worth smiling at.”
– Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! 1989.

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