*Slams down suitcase* 'Ello there, Darkest at yer service! So you're going to sue ol' Trollin' Kubo eh? On the charges of not making IchiRuki canon? whale then! We have a pretty cracked case here! Plus I actually just needed a defendant to sue him for IchiRuki anyways~ *Opens up suitcase* Right then, we have tons of evidence, how much financial flow are ya lookin' for?

*Blinks and stares for a moment, but smiles after a while* Well, if you insist. Let's see... How about for everything he owns, eh? Sounds good for not putting these two together. And, if you need anymore evidence, I have tons. Like *pulls out large stacks of paper* this one! *Points to a picture of Ichigo holding Rukia when he is saving her from Soul Society*

Now, if you look here, where Ichigo is saving Rukia from being killed in the Soul Society, and then look later on into the manga where Isshin is saving Masaki, you'll see that the picture is pretty much the same and the only difference is who is being saved and who is doing the saving. *Flips the page* And then, there's even the shipping going on in Bleach movie 3 Fade to Black and also in the filler arcs, like the Gotei 13 Invading Army Arc! *Practically screams and pulls hair out in aggravation* Why, Tite Kubo?! Why must you taunt us so?!

The evidence is pre~tty damn high, and we should be able to win this case in the first trial. But uh, I'm gonna have to reason with 'ye here... As a loyal fan of my OTP, and not a blood-sucking leech of a lawyer, I must warn ye. If we make him make it canon Imediatly, Bleach'll drop down the drain in viewers. Due to about half the fangirls being Ichihime and Renruki people, he'd loose half his fanbase, which'd be a drastic drop, which could cause a chain reaction of Bleach being discontinued before the story could have been fully explored of all the possibilities of the spiritual world, which would make me sad. So what I suggest as your lawyer and a fellow Hardcore IchiRuki fan, we make 'em canon nearing the end of bleach, after all the possibilities of the perfectly set out world has been dicovered. But don't worry~ It shall all end perfectly, yes. This would be the best calculated course that I could forsee. Then again, God did say "LET KUBO TROLL!" So the ol' bastard might have something in store in his own way for this couple to flow into the canon-verse~

*Nods, listening carefully* Alright then. I have waited since the first arc, and I can wait some more. Due to the newest arc being the last (if I remember correctly), then I can wait until the end. Now then, *wrings hands in anticipation* seeing how this all plays out should suffice for now...