Monthly Archives: October 2010

Yeah I didn’t know what the hell that was when I read it either, don’t worry. But it’s the scarf-like things you see hipsters don on the daily. They look totally artsy and match your equestrian boots, but as it … Continue reading →

Earrings are sold in pairs for a reason. One should not mix-and-match them. Wearing one normal earring and one that you made yourself in modern art class, contrary to increasingly popular belief, does not make you look deep and artsy. … Continue reading →

It’s been a while hipsters, but it’s time once again for a little praise. I was skeptical at first, but as I have seen high-waisted shorts in action more and more, I’ve become a fan. They can show off a … Continue reading →

Tights cost like $5 for a multi-pack, so why, dear hipsters, are you still wearing the torn ones you have worn out the past several drunken nights? That first night when your skinny, emasculated boyfriend used all his might to … Continue reading →