"lolz I R teh atheeist and knowing that children aren't learning about one of the most influential symbolic figures of the last two thousand years is a good thing!" Die. Die die die. I'm not christian, but those kids are retarded. On another note, good ytmnd! 5.

I utterly fail to see how more kids being familiar with Ronald McDonald than Jesus is surprising. Ronald McDonald is an advertising symbol directed at children. Jesus is a religious figure. People aren't McDonaldsians or Burgerkingians, are they? But there are Christians and Islamics and Hindus. To be honest, when I was 5, I couldn't have told you what Vishnu looked like. Why? Because I'm not a member of that religion. I don't, however, have membership in a particular fast food. There's a difference

god, i hate that motherf*cker. I'll eat McDonalds if I f*cking want to, you arrogant douche. No, you are not a martyr for truth and the fight against fast food, you are an asshat. "bu.. but... Fast food makes you fat! And they're making a profit!" STFU. The NEDM version of this is great though.

on a side note, when the guy from reason magazine said that, "go f*ck yourself, it's none of your business." was the reasonable response to someone demeaning and insulting you for smoking, it made me really happy.