Keep Portland Weird

It’s the year 2025, and the world is done with hipsters. After the disastrous presidency of Steven S. Bateman, the world is armed to the teeth and turning in on itself. Also, who likes pumpkin spice lattes?

Oregon is in the mists of a great civil war. The collective small communities and ski towns are rising up against the evil behemoth that is Portland, Oregon.

The city has been transformed in the said war, turning from a hipster haven into a Mad-Maxian citadel. You kill or be killed in Portland. Vinyl records are now throwing stars. Scalding hot coffee is used as a mace of sorts. Books aren’t for reading. They’re for paper cuts.