Those steamy texts, exchanged by former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his girlfriend Christine Beatty (AKA Kwame's Chief Of Staff), have been released, as prosecutors develop possible perjury cases against the two. The messages appeared to contradict both Kilpatrick and Beatty's under-oath testimony that they had not engaged in a sexual relationship. TPM's devoted readers have been poring through the 6,000 texts to bring you the highlights. Think Shakespeare ("Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!/ For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."), but dirtier.