People are genuinely upset and concerned about this demonic pie. The original poster is begging people to "stop reporting me to the @FBI" and even offered up one of the most iconic GIFs of 2007 — a crying shot of Chris Crocker in a blonde bob mid-yell during his most popular skit, "Leave Britney Alone!"

I think one thing here is clear: Strawberries do not belong on pizza. But, we won't knock it until we try it (which we probably won't). For the details on drool-worthy pies around the nation, check out the best pizza in every state.