Just look at these things. All they need is super pointy toes and we’re golden. They’re part of a number of Jeremy Scott Adidas designs, which all seem to be Southwest inspired, so I guess if you’re going as an basketballing vaquero for Halloween or need clothes for your Run DMC Mariachi cover band, this is your dream come true.

Thanks to friend of the site DJ Amylulita for the tip. Send the crazy stuff you find to tips@remezcla.com