The Day I Won 1.000.000,00 US Dollar – In Words One Million

The Day I Won 1.000.000,00 US Dollar

In Words One Million

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The day I won one million US dollar … it was a lovely quiet Monday afternoon, June 13th. As every day, I went online to check on my social accounts, my blog stats and of course my blog’s email inbox. 21 new emails and bammm …. blah blah .. 1.000.000,00 US dollar. Hang on a minute, what does that say? How many 0000s? That looks like ONE MILLION !!! And it says clear and big enough you WON …. not you could, would, or might have ….no, you WON!

The Day I Won 1.000.000,00 US $

Okay then, let’s kick it and be that bad a** smartie, we are known for. Let’s play that game … time to contact Mrs Elizabeth Hanks 46 @gmail -dot -whatever-com.

Please, do not take anything you read in here today serious !!! No way, I believe she is Tom Hanks’ sister, nor do I believe Mrs.Hanks 46 is anything but a programmed computer in a stinky sticky back room somewhere – Hanks46s are mainly spotted in their natural environment located in China somewhere!

And look, how nice she is! Due to my location … hm, how thoughtful is that? They are putting so much effort in, troubling the Express Delivery CourierMr Brian (or Brain) Anderson, the Senior Delivery Officer (wuaah) all the way from the UK himself …I feel so honoured and blessed ….What a Day !!!

Now let’s get back to reality and focus on the procedure .. calm down Klaudia, let’s do this step by step! It’s always good and advantageous to keep your senses together and remain calm. First, we need to get hold of the one million dollars, baby…

The Day I Won One Million Dollar – My cheque is on its way!

Next, contacting Mr.Brian Anderson as Mrs Hanks 46 told so … Hey, do you actually think, Mr Anderson himself comes over with my cheque? How will he find me? I never knew anything about winning money online, let’s see how this works …

Dear Mister Brian Anderson, it’s me, the millionaire to be….

…awaiting my money …please confirm estimated arrival ….

My email went out at 18.19 h and within the next few minutes, I received my confirmation. Look at it! Mr Anderson obviously has got his sh#* together, spot on!

Please pay attention to the fancy colours Mr Anderson uses for highly official correspondences! The layout is amazing (howdilettantish), but what I like the most is the last bit of his email …. ‘would also advise you keep all winning and delivery details confidential for our delivery security and your security reasons as well ….’

How thoughtful these people are, yeah I know it is their job and this is nothing really unusual for them, but for me it is. I have never won a thing in my life, and now I am a millionaire to be very soon! Quickly replied and filled in my details as Mr Anderson asked me to do so, it goes without saying that I didn’t want to waste any time on that, dinner can wait!

We’re almost there, not much more needed to welcome Mr.Anderson and my one million dollar cheque. I think I’ll invite him for a nice meal out, as it is a long way coming over from the UK. Will he stay overnight? Awaiting now my final details about delivery, arrival hour and ‘how to act like a winner’, this is getting too exciting now! Reliable, as we by now know Mr Anderson, the Senior Delivery Officer of DPD express parcel delivery, the answer flew in right away.

Btw… these scammers have truly used the real address and details of that DPD company in London. I have checked on that as well, will DPD know about?

Ahaaa,now we are plain talking, Mr Anderson, it took you 5 emails to get to your dirty gist of the matter?! YOU want ME to send money to get my money? While YOU are holding MY cheque in your hands? Where are your details? Do YOU have a valid passport and do you have sex at all? Please understand … for my and your delivery security reasons…

That was the day I won one million dollars. Today is June 14th, no sign of Mr Anderson yet. I don’t know, but I think I have messed it all up big time. Haven’t heard from Mister senior whatever Anderson since, the 24-hour delivery deadline, that was hours ago …. do you think Mister Anderson is still coming? Stuck in traffic and no phone reception ….???

I hope, you enjoyed reading, although you might be asking yourself what is this all about. Well, I am actually quite lucky that I never had to deal with much spam and crap e-mails. That one looked pretty harmless, so I decided to jump on that train and suss that out. I have of course not opened any suspicious links, and I have not given any private details to anybody.

As I told Mr. Anderson, the given details are via my blog available anyway. So no big deal. I just wanted to disclose the procedure and illustrate, how they work and how their methods can provoke good faith if a person is a bit unstable.

I could track back their activities to the year 2008 without much effort! Just scandalous, how long they are obviously already operating. Please be careful with your private email addresses, spam belongs in the spam folder and then straight away in the bin! Nobody GIVES you anything without expecting much more back!

Yes you are right Berlin , it is actually scandalous that these criminals obviously can carry on for years , I am really wondering where the authorities are with that !? Thanks you for commenting , much appreciated 🙂

This is funny lol I also recieved a spam message last week telling me that I won on a Lotto in Ontario Canada but guess what, I’m from the Philippines hahahaha. I’m wondering if there are still people who actually fall on this kind of spam

This is such a funny read! I too keep on receiving emails from random people but I never really entertained them. So it was fun to see how they responded to you and what happened after your first correspondences!

Hahaha! That is such a funny story! It’s sad how many scam artists there are out there. I live in fear that someone will get my private information and take all my money. But you were smart and just had fun with it. Good for you!

This has been going on for so long I can’t remember. Back in the days (hehehe), when there was no internet, we would get mails (yes, the real one, you know, with a paper inside an envelope) and it became known as the Nigerian scam. LOL! Good share here, Klaudia!

No Ticket Was Bought Or Sold…..love that they included this in the email just in case you wondered how you got into the contest in the first place. Publisher’s Clearing (not Clearance) House is an actual contest in the US, which makes this whole thing even funnier to me!

LOL , Jennifer , whatever they call it , it’s just spam and fraud ! I am really wondering how they are obviously known for this and still nobody stops them ?! I am not a lawyer , but I do know for sure that in Germany for example if you receive anything stating you HAVE WON , that is binding ! You could go to court and claim your prize. But then again , where do you wanna find these spammers ?! You would win the case , but still couldn’t get hold of the people and the million dollar 🙂 ! Thanks a lot for reading and commenting , much appreciated !