While she wasn't covered in the paint-vomit from her "Swine" performance of that night at SXSW in Austin, Tex., Gaga was wearing a matching dress, jacket, and (very) tall hat made of — wait for it — coffee filters. "Upcycling," the "Bad Romance" singer, 27, joked to Jimmy Kimmel. "See, you can do anything with your crazy ideas if you just put your mind to it."

Because this zany look can launch a thousand jokes, Us Weekly is calling on you, dear reader, to take your best shot at Gaga's ensemble and share your wittiest caption with Us below in the comments section.