Rose: Answer troll.

-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --

AT: hIIII, sO,AT: yOU GET BOSSED AROUND BY THE KNIGHT, oK, gIVEN THAT, i HAVE A QUESTION,TT: Who?AT: oH, tHE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE "cool", i THINK,AT: tHE SUN GLASSES GUY,TT: Why would someone wear sunglasses while using a computer?AT: iIII DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A COMPUTER, bUT,AT: yES, hAAAAAH,AT: i THOUGHT THE SAME THING ABOUT HOW ASININE THAT IS,AT: sO, yOU KNOW THAT GUY, uMMM,TT: I know that anyone committed to such an affectation could only be striving to mask a severe insecurity complex, and likely harbors a crisis of self-image.TT: I've been known to lend my charitable attention to such people, but only "bossed around" by them insofar as the psychiatric professional has cause to humor the demented for analytical purposes.TT: Or maybe as a lab chimp commands the zookeeper's interest in its shit by forcing him to duck under its trajectory now and then.AT: oK, wOW, i DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THOSE THINGS,AT: bUT, uHH, i MEAN DAVE,TT: Oh, that guy.AT: yEAH, oK, gIVEN THAT, i HAVE A QUESTION,AT: aBOUT HIM,AT: i WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HIS EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITIES,AT: aND, uM, wHAT ARE THE TENDER SPOTS THAT ALL THOSE, uHHH,AT: dEVICES HE EMPLOYS TO CONCEAL THEM, uHH, lIKE ALL THE THINGS HE SAYS HE THINKS ARE FUNNY,TT: Tender spots?TT: Your word choices are evocative.TT: Is your design to couple with this gentleman?AT: wHOAAAAAAAA, nO, nO, wHOA,AT: oK, nO, tHAT JUST MADE ME FEEL UPSET TO THINK ABOUT,AT: i JUST WANT TO REALLY TRY TO BOTHER HIM, iT'S HARD,TT: If you're trying to get his goat, you should know he only stocks the animal in the first place for ironic purposes.AT: nO, i'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN HIS EARTH GOAT, bUT IF THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH THEN i GUESS THAT'S OK,TT: Then we're agreed; you are hellbent upon literally seizing his shrill, bearded livestock.TT: I'll assist you.AT: uHH,TT: If you really want to burn him, I recommend poetry.AT: wHAT, pOETRY, aS IN LIKE THOSE HUMAN WORD BUNCHES,TT: Yes. They are the most delicious bunches we have.TT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.AT: oH, aND, wILL THIS BREAKFAST INJURE HIS SHRILL BARN BEAST,AT: i MEAN THIS FIGURATIVELY, jUST TO BE CLEAR,TT: A deft cluster-bombing of this sort will leave nothing wriggling from the razed earth.TT: Except sulfurous tresses while it cracks and turns black.AT: yOU MEAN, lIKE, tHE SURFACE OF AN OVERCOOKED PROTEIN OBJECT,TT: Yeah.TT: I suppose what I'm saying is this.TT: Drop some hard, peer-reviewed motherfuckin' science on his ass.TT: Some seriously government funded shit.TT: It will destroy him.AT: aAAAAHAHAHAH, yES,AT: tHIS IS THE IDEA THAT i LIKE,TT: Your obvious cunning with words should depants Strider with such vivid empyrean tempest, a nether-regional sonic boom is certain inevitability.TT: But even so.TT: Consider me at your disposal to help craft a comeuppance of such unqualified devastation, the angels will weep pearlstrings of little urban fellows cantillating an unbroken chorus of Oh Snaps.AT: pLEEEEASE,AT: i THINK i AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF MANUFACTURING THESE ALLEGED "dope" HUMAN RHYMES,AT: aND STARTING SOME SICK FIRES,AT: i DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY, tHAT YOU SAID YOU LEND,AT: tO, uHHH,AT: eARTH MONKEYS WHO TOSS AROUND POOP, oR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,AT: yOU'RE PRETTY SNOOTY,AT: tHANKS FOR YOUR HELP, bUT I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP,