13. Having to explain to anyone from the rest of the country what a saveloy dip is - and never managing to make it sound good. And not being able to understand why their takeaways can’t get cheesy chips right.

14. Getting a little excited when you see Dave the Rave ‘raving’ outside of River Island.

15. Finding that the further South you go, the more pronounced your accent gets.

16. Missing the smell of hops and the dray horses at Vaux.

17. Wishing they’d bring back the big tap to Roker Park, while still scratching your head over how it worked.