This is the Pizza Box Pizza available from Vinnie's Pizzeria in Brooklyn. Previously: their $5 pizza slice with smaller and smaller pizza slices on top. Clearly Vinnie's is an innovator when it comes to pizza. I like that about them. Sure the Pizza Box Pizza will probably taste like the back seat of somebody's Prius, but that's a small price to pay for superior edibility. Besides, cardboard pizza boxes aren't good for anything but my dog trying to dig out of the trash anyways. WHICH SHE DOES. I'm looking at you, Margaret! Margaret is my dog's name FYI. She's a little 11-pound mutt dog. She likes to lay on me but I don't like it when her bare butt touches my arm.

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Thanks to Julie, who invented a pizza box made out of a taco and might be the smartest person who's ever emailed me.