Monday

Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?You know, that very little 600 cc car ???Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr Mpaid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions withGeorge Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sellthe Kancil in the USA.

After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I thinkthis 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bushoffered, "Ok,take this number down. This guy is my good buddy andhe's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in NorthAmerica."Dr M was satisfiedwith the meeting and returns to Malaysia.The next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R US",can I help you?"

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Mr. Samy-vellu went for the United Nations' meeting.He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister.All nations were discussing about space exploration by the year2008.Here are some of the conversations:China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moonexploration project."Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon.This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on themoon."George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States will also explorethe moon for the second time."Malaysian Delegate: "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a longsilence. Bush stood up and asked theMalaysian delegate: "Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"Samy Vellu (after a long silence): "We will do it in the evening."

********************************************************************* There are three major races in Malaysia - Malay, Chinese andIndian.The Malays have the political power and so they set up the partyUMNO, which literally means "U Must Not Object".The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the Economy andThey called their party MCA which means "Money Conquers All".Then there are the Indians who have no say in politics oreconomics.?They set up their party called MIC. Hence, every Parliamentarymeeting the Indians would ask: "Must I Come?"

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