Saturday, September 26, 2009

Lovely Lisa

There's something about bumping bottoms with Lisa Hannigan in Dublin's Long Hall pub that will take manners from a man. Don't doubt my truth in this.

YouTube her. Search for 'Lille.' She's every bit as comely in reality with her long red dress and her pint of Guinness.

For me, she could have done without the ginger man accompaniment, a person holding court over a table of quiffs and sycophance but I've got nothing against him really, old Glen. I just wish he'd leave lovely Lisa to me in some parallel universe where I'm not sitting at the next table, humming her tunes back to her while she pretends not to notice.

15 comments:

I dont like Glen. He gets a bit too precious when confronted with mindless, overly-aggressive criticism. Take it like a man Glen! I remember he got very upset when somebody spray-painted a big 'P' in front of the film poster for 'Once'. Also, i heard Lisa is going out with Mick Flannery, and though she should be mine, i cant bring myself to dislike him for it.

I got extremely drunk in rather close poximity to Glen outside Grogans last Thursday and convinced my boyfriend that it would be a great idea to invite him back to the house for a few spliffs. He politely declined. What a cunt.