President Barack Obama get down to his Kenyan roots during his propaganda stops in Los Angeles, taking time from his busy schedule to eat some delicious friend chicken from Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Pico, California.

Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles is the Rolls Royce of fried chicken for black people, with reservations needed if you want to dine with all the usually black celebrities that eat there. Diners at the resident reported that Obama got a phone call during his visit, stating that “Michelle and the kids” just called and said they were very jealous.

The manager of the restaurant stated the Obama and his secret service called in to say they were swinging by and wanted Big Momma to cook them up ‘something real good’. Obama ordered the ‘Country Boy’ combo, getting three fried chicken wings, a waffle with sweet syrup and a potato salad.

This meal for the president cost us taxpayers $8.40.

Why someone would pay that much for such an unhealthy meal that doesn’t even come with a soda is beyond me, but there is one fact that we must all consider and understand.

Black people love fried chicken. Do yourself a sociological experiment and you will see the data in your black demographic neighborhood fits the trends with this poll survey conducted in Atlanta, Georgia.

In the research above, you can see a whopping 93% of fried chicken is consumed by black people. The combined forces of all other races cannot even compare to the amount of fried chicken that blacks east.

My guess is that if you could look inside a randomly selected black man’s fridge right now, you would find some juicy watermelons and maybe some sweet pies. There may be a watermelon rind, malt liquors and used food jars from the Baby Momma. But there is one thing, and I will bet the farm on this one, there is one thing you are always going to find.

Fried chicken. If there is none, he is either a gay vegan or just ran out a day or two before. When you shop at the store, you always think to get butter, milk and eggs. These are staple foods. Black people have a desire to eat fried chicken. Just as much as Chimy Chinaman eats his race, blacks eat chicken. I don’t want to belabor the point but it is vital to understand, especially considering that it looks like we’ll be stuck with either Obama or Cain as president.

My artist’s rendition of Barack Obama’s perfect day. Why is it that the majority of black people love fried chicken?

It’s no secret, black people cannot deny a natural affinity for fried chicken. There are some blacks who will comment and be angry, clucking about and wagging their necks like a cracked-out hen. What you must understand before you embark on trying to call me names like ‘racist’ or ‘bigot’, that I’m not saying this is a bad thing.

I just am curious into the scientific mechanisms that make even the president, who is furiously fighting to keep poor families from facing foreclosure and against our desire to let him pass some ‘jobs bill’ just so he can look good and improve the economy, at the expense of the GOP, waste time on stuffing his mouth with fatty foods.

Quite frankly, if Obama is going to rob $8.40 from my wallet, I at least want him to eat something that won’t give him a heart attack. He needs to eat healthier if he’s the leader of America, in my opinion.

Now again, there are people like Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton Kanye West, Gayle Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg (the angry black coalition) and their followers who will flap around and cry, trying to say that I’m just a country boy from Georgia who has beef with black people. That is not true at all. I’m just talking science. We keep finding all this proof that black people love fried chicken.

Here a black man named David Chapelle confessed the time he first found out about a scientific component to blacks eating fried chicken. Watch this (Warning: Black comedians tend to use curse words in their media. Immediately have wife children leave the room before viewing.)

Now with that component, we can see there is an issue with black people and foods that are: salty, fried greasy and unhealthy. In my medical judgment, this is a contributing factor to black people’s higher incidence of high blood pressure and sugar diabetes.

In conclusion, let’s hope that our president starts making better lifestyle choices. He is definitely not in good shape and this is not helping him at all. Before leaving the restaurant, Obama promised the manager at the Roscoe’s Pico, California location that Michelle stated her and the kids will soon visit the Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Hollywood, California.

When will people wake up to the fact that the Obomination is deliberately working to infect our children with the notion of an all fried chicken and watermelon diet is proper?
Obviously he is in the pocket of the fried chicken and watermelon lobbyists.

Racism and bigotry – how very Christ like. This is a disgrace to a beautiful religion that teaches love, mercy, tolerance, forgiveness, charity and peace. This website is not only a disgrace to Christianity but demonstrates how pathetic and uneducated people act. Really? The rest of us see you for what you are, hate-mongers. I shudder to imagine some impressionable youth that may come along to this site looking for a relgious path and be led astray with this. If there were a Devil, I’d say you’re serving him pretty well. Perhaps some of you ought to crack open those Bibles you like to shake in other’s faces and perhaps read it! It’s not just decoration, you know.

sorry but the bible teaches love mercy and tolerance, i must not of been reading it right. How ever i 100% agree thats this website is trash im not sure if they’re trying to be sarcastic or what but its pathetic. However its pretty good for a quick laugh. and did anyone else notice “eat some delicious friend chicken from Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Pico, California.” cause i like friend chicken as much as the next guy but somethings wrong here.

When is it a bad thing to eat fried chicken? I’m Asian and I loves me some fried chicken!!! Honestly, I can’t stress how stupid this article is. You guys rant on the silliest things. Soon, you’re gonna rant on pita bread or soy sauce or something.

First off, what are you talking about? “I know, I know, it cuts a little too close to the truth for you to find humor in it” what is that supposed to mean?

Second, when the Son of David shows himself, I will probably be ferried straight to Israel, if I am not already there. At least that is what is foretold for when the Mashiach comes. But, since “the Rapture” is never gonna happen, I don’t think I need to worry about it.