On a combat mission in the WoD game, after several hours of Sarge drilling the various teams on what constitutes 'reasonable force'. In a narrow corridor , two nutters come at Sarge and Joey with knives from opposite directions. Back to back, both open fire.

Having explained to my work colleague that I'll be unable to contact him for the week due to my unusual taste in hobbies:

Me, to boss: I've already explained I'll be away next week, because -Colleague: Niamh's going away to be an animal!

Keladry 'Kel' Wright - Telerfret high mage, Principal and Professor of Water at the Arcane University, High Priest of YashmanarGizmo - Light Elf Sorc/crafter, Captain of the Nomads, friend to rocksCinder - Efreet scout, High Priest of Eternity

So then he goes, YOU SHALL NOT PASS, and I say "I've got WINGS? I can FLY?" It was hilarious! The dwarf was tough, but the elf was delicious and they had some men and these four bite-sized guys, too. The wizard was fuming when I flew off.