Upper St. Clair is a wealthy suburb in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Upper St. Clair is known for snobby rich kids and hot “milfs”. The typical Upper St. Clair student can be found acting as if he is from the "ghetto", yet their tinted windows are the darkest thing that they have seen. Every kid from 7th to 12th grade talks of smoking weed but the closest any of them have gotten to grass is their freshly cut, Mexican made, perfect front lawn. It is a place where your older brother determines your popularity and status in life; for instance when one student is faced with a fight from one of the neighboring community the common response will be “Do you know my brother” or “Yo I will get my brotha up in here.” Upper St. Clair is known for better looking girls then the neighboring communities, with their fake hair always colored dark to support their poor athletic programs. Although, There has been success in the past, Render is still one of the most useless coaches you can find, but rival Mt. Lebanon and other communities, that share the same hatred, still continue to tower over them in basketball and lacrosse.

Not to mention their sexy girls, and good looking guys. upper St clair has no competition to beat because they are the best of the best. People who in in USC do not know what broke is , they think its when their private jet breaks down. they are known for their model like girls and successful school, and the stuck up ppl that dont associate with anyone who does not make a million a year.

Boy: Damn girl where you from?
Girl: Upper St Clair
Boy: You got that model look down fo sho.
Girl: I will pay you $1000 for you to stop talking to me

Upper St. Clair is the best of the best in PA. It is not only the richest township but the most successful. The girls from Upper St Clair are gorgeous, alot of them model. People from USc have nothing but amazing huge mansions, the nicest cars and most expensive. The girls think Coach is a cheap store. Majority of residents heard of walmart but never stepped into the store. They also never heard od taxi cabs. They call a limo to come get them. If their is too much traffic they go on their daddy's private jet. Upper St clair is a perfect place to live many people strive to be like USC but do not succeed at it.

Girl: Hey do you think we should just call a taxi?
Boy: No I am from Upper St Clair, we can take the limo.