Re: "I say, would you stop doing that, please?"

Get Sky For only half the price of BT***

*** Unless you actually want the same as what BT is offering, then we will give you more TV channels that you will never watch, tell you that the maximum line speed you can get is half what BT can offer you and after you add this up we are now 20% over BTs price....oh wait we need to add installation costs...

TOR:

What is Tor?

Tor is free software and an open network that helps you defend against a form of network surveillance that threatens personal freedom and privacy, confidential business activities and relationships, and state security known as traffic analysis.

He eventually managed to get back into his iCloud profile and change his password, but Apple couldn't do anything about the fact that all his iDevices had been wiped - losing photos, documents and emails - other than getting him an appointment at one of their Genius bars for the MacBook.