Ozzy Osbourne for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Ozzy Osbourne for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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The rocker's culinary habits used to revolve around that apocryphal biting-the-head-off-a-live-bat-on-stage story. Now, we're supposed to believe he's a home chef making pastry with his clone, who can't distinguish between this spread and the real thing. Frankly, the bat is more appetizing.

The rocker's culinary habits used to revolve around that apocryphal biting-the-head-off-a-live-bat-on-stage story. Now, we're supposed to believe he's a home chef making pastry with his clone, who can't distinguish between this spread and the real thing. Frankly, the bat is more appetizing. (Internet Fair Use)

The rocker's culinary habits used to revolve around that apocryphal biting-the-head-off-a-live-bat-on-stage story. Now, we're supposed to believe he's a home chef making pastry with his clone, who can't distinguish between this spread and the real thing. Frankly, the bat is more appetizing.