According to GLaDOS@Home, computations are now also complete for Cogs, Rush, and AaAaA, so the contributions of five of the 13 games in the potato sack towards an early release of Portal 2 are now done. As Dr. Rumack once (or twice) said: "We're all counting on you."

Last I checked "early" wasn't a quantifiable measurement. There was no promise or even suggestion that it would be made available on the weekend.

Now you're just being silly. Do you think anyone would care about this if Valve had said "If you complete all the bars for each game in the bundle, Portal 2 will be released 3 hours early on Tuesday. Of course, most of you will either be sleeping or going to work so it won't really matter anyway."

Taking issue with misleading marketing campaigns doesn't make you self-entitled. It just means you are able to think critically and don't appreciate being misled.