.. everyones friend carls bathroom. "wow." andy was impressed. "he even has a computer in front of the bowl!" ..

"BOWL??" Ray listened up. his favourite game ever was 'the big dark deep unknown' TUM TUMM TUUUUUMMMMM!!! .. now he sees his chance.
but how to get andy and pete, who was extremly usable helping to hack the computer because he could type as fast as noone else, away from that darn computer so that he can play 'the big dark deep unknown' TUM TUMM TUUUUUMMMMM!!! with the bowl?

thinking about the solution he forgot about the game and suddenly found himself upstairs in everyones friend carls bedroom where he found a tv set and a nintendo 64. he called roy and das to come and bring the chips, beer and the blunts. "here i have a copy of diddy kong racing with me, lets have a race and eat chips and drink beer and *cough* on everyones friend carls bed" he said after roy and das came upstairs.

Roy'sbabe tells roy she needs to speak to him about something important, an hour passed and ray was wondering where roy had gone, das also said carl can replace roy, ray wasn't having any of it......ray said to das we should go and look, das then repied "where do we look first" then ray that they could be...............

"you mean TUM TUM TUUUUUMMMM!!!" throws ray in.
..
"and what about the movie? oh geez.. this all turns out to be like one of those mushroom trips roy is always talking about."

meanwhile roy is talking about a mushroom trip he had a while ago and that he does not know if its over at this point or will go on for some weeks..
das asked "how much have you consumed exactly?" .. but roy was already up counting the buglegs walking up and down on everyones best friend carls wall.

andy remembered her plans and that she will need loads of money to succeed so she is up to search everyones friend carls house for any valueables to take with.

"ay carumba!" was to hear from the bath. pete the millipede has hacked everyones friend carls computer.

.. THE END! ends as pete interrupts "everyones friend carl has electric sheep porn(TM) videos on his harddisk!" ..
"shut up" ray shouted, then he looked at pete and added "sorry pal, just a reflex." ..
then he turned to andy and shivermetimbers.
"shame on you. you take over the world and then just let the story end. think of all the fun we could have. we even mustnt pay for the movie we were up to see at the complex complex!"
"oh.. thats actually one good point ray." andyannaallenalia and shivermetimbers replied simultaneosly.

A bunch of dirty, swashbuckling pirates, swilling grog and telling bad jokes. They stared for a couple of minutes at the eery-looking newcomers, but most of them were too drunk to be scared or anything.

Orca gingerly stepped over the curtain....to see her Bob in passionate liplock with a common ghost-wench at the table where the Important-Looking Pirates usually sat.

"NOOOOOOOO!" she yelled, and turned, half-running, half-staggering to the door. Das caught her, and held her fast so she wouldn't throw herself off the pier and try to die....again.

"Orca!" cried Bob in genuine amazement. "I thought you were...alive!"

No one said anything for a minute, until the wench looked saucily at Ray, who grabbed her and ran out the door! Bob and Orca both began to cry.

"Nobody loves me," they said at the exact same time. Then they bothe jumped up and hugged each other, making everyone laugh.

"Sho...." Ernil said, about as schnockered as a ghost can get, "when'sha wedding, youngunsh?"

Location: 200 years in the future... Or 200 years in the past...or in the present

Posts: 434

Shivers returns from the ladies room with a fully grown silver beard, in order to impress her beloved Purple, and uses her shrinking ray on Ernil's grog, as well as the barrel in back!

Faced with serious withdrawl symptoms, Ernil begins to do somersaults, trying to ward off the ever ominous hangover.

Meanwhile, Bob and Orca have snuck off to a corner. As the group begins to search for them, Das, who has been pacing the outside perimeter and for some reason donned a blond mullet wig, is thrown through the window onto a table surrounded by three men of low moral fiber, two pirate wenches, and a waitress.

"Ahh!" says the first pirate to the waitress, "excellent service ye filthy barmaid! Me wench was delivered before ye even got the order back te the kitchen!"

Das looks foggily around, evaluating his precarious situation, and then notices another of the three pirates eyeing him lustily.

"Hey... look at your own wench!" he mutters, as she come into focus. She has a vaugly familair face..

"Thats right," says the pirates own wench, who Das has deduced is Emma. "I mean really, I am currently the fifth sexiest gamer in the UK."

Everyone looks out da window, and runs outside.
There is, infact, a chrono john, the propeller still spining, still hot, just crashed out side the SCUMM bar.

While everyone is lookin' with amazment at the john, Orca grabs Bob and drags him to the side of the bar for fun, but they find Ray and the ghost wench. Disgusted, they go back to the gang watching the john.

Location: 200 years in the future... Or 200 years in the past...or in the present

Posts: 434

"PURPLE!!!!" She rushed into the chron-o-john to greet him.

"Oh no." said Roy. He had mistaken Purple Tentacle for RTB (who was dead and gone and irrevivable ever) and rushed away, screaming, "Why must you haunt me you horrid beast!"

Elaine looked after Roy confusedly. "Does he realize who's ship he just ran onto?" She said. "Mr. Fossey will tar and feather him!"

Meanwhile, Shiver and Purple were dragging as many of the passed out drunks (most specifically Ernil and Guybrush) as they could into the chron-o-john. They hopped in, both brandishing their shrinking rays at the gathered crowd, beards glistening in the weak light of the SCUMM bar.

"To... The PAST!!" yelled Shiver, pushing the -200 years button and trying to close the door simultainiously.

"But you didn't take me!" Yelled Emma, looking jealously at Das, lying with his mullet wig on the floor of the chron-o-john. "And I am currently the fifth sexiest gamer in the UK!! Want to see my picture?"

Ignoring her,Orca, Bob, and Alia yelled "Stop them!"and all three grabbed ont the bottom of the chron-o-john, and then in a flash of light...

"i've never looked at this thread and i realized that i'm in it. now i have to reply." stated das.

"why, hello. i see you've chosen to reply. that's a good thing." stated martha.

"no!!! it's the devil!" everyone screamed. suddenly, martha broke the chron-o-john and began to kill everybody else as well. suddenly, a horde of fembots began to appear randomly everywhere and shoot martha with their machine gun jubblies.

They were suddenly all standing in a field filled with wierd people in bellbottoms watching some people on a stage. There was a veerrry pleasent smell in the air.
Purple looked displeased, and the already drunk pirates from the scumm bar simply joined the trance-y crowd.

"How on earth did I get here, some one take me home please, I am getting rather freaked out watching RTB and roy cuddling over in that corner" then shivermetimber then starts crying and shouting "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE....NOW"