My older son is really into Star Wars right now and decided (supported by my husband, and much to my chagrin) that he would love a "giant Star Wars poster with, like, Darth Vader or General Greivous or somethin'" on his newly painted wall of his new bedroom in our new house.

Um, no.

Since lightsaber-wielding, gun-toting heroes from the Dark Side aren't really my idea of great decoration for the room of a first grader (who, by the way, has never seen any of the movies), I needed to get creative.