GI Joes

I suppose I understand GI docs more than OB/GYNs, whose job it always is to look in vaginas. GI doctors don't always do butts--they look down the throat, too. But, yes, it's a strange choice. I could do that one easier than I could podiatry.

It's curious that you need to know why before you answer, but I suppose many kids were Elton John fans. Truth is, I knew someone with your name and last initial who was a huge fan of Elton John and, later, the Runaways. We were close friends until about tenth grade. She also did video work when she grew up. If it's you, it's our secret. But then, you'll know who I am, too. I suppose it's like two priests spying each other at the strip club. (What are YOU doing here? No, what are YOU doing here? I'm doing RESEARCH. Oh, ME TOO.)