19 August, 2007

Bill O'Reilly has been spouting off recently that the Daily Kos website is a "hate speech" site, just like the KKK.

The KKK, of course, is an organization that does not like blacks, jews, catholics, gays, or just about anyone who isn't an inbred cracker.

Cracker. Its like saying "nigger" but for white people. And I think "cracker" is a good way of describing a white person who still, in the 21st century, believes in eugenics and the young Earth.

Bill O'Reilly is a rich cracker with a TV show, but he is a cracker none the less. He may himself be a Catholic, but for their purposes he would find many a friendly ally in the ranks of the Ku Klux Klan.

Here is an article in Esquire about a little museum some crackers built in Kentucky, a state I can only forgive its continued existence because it keeps the Jim Beam coming.

James Dobson, a prominent conservative Christian spokesman, compares the Supreme Court to the Ku Klux Klan. Pat Robertson, another prominent conservative preacher, says that federal judges are a more serious threat to the country than is Al Qaeda and, apparently taking his text from the Book of Gambino, later sermonizes that the United States should get with it and snuff the democratically elected president of Venezuela.

It is funny, truly, that these cavemen among us, these chipper, white faces brimming with disdain for science, brown people and people of good fashion sense who choose not to breed, would dare compare the Daily Kos or the Supreme Court to the Ku Klux Klan.

Perhaps the Daily Kos is a "hate site". Perhaps, in the legal encumbrances of the Separation and Establishment Clauses are "oppressive" to the white, male, Christian hegemony that people who believe the Earth is 6000 years old yearn for.

Let me state for the record just how I feel towards these savages: I do hate them. I hate them for being idiots; and I do think it is a choice. You don't choose to be born black or gay, but if you still believe that an invisible fairy man in the fucking sky created everything 6000 years ago, loves you, and wants your money in the face of compelling and overwhelming evidence to the contrary then you, sirs or madams, are a fucking moron, and you get no fucking sympathy from me.