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I am fully aware that there are hundreds of identical rooms and that millions of people have stayed there, but for one incredibly weird second, my brain screamed at me "what the fuck was he doing in our room?!"

These days, if I am staying in a hotel, my kids are usually with me. They like to inspect and open any of the "complimentary" items in every hotel room in the first five seconds of entering a room. I can only imagine them discovering one of these packs.

"Look mum! The hotel gave us free balloons!! They're in funny packages but who cares! Free Balloons...... right Mum?"

None of the hotels that I have stayed in at home have ( Australia) however when we were traveling the U.S. with my then 4 year old we did stay in one hotel that had these sensors. One day my daughter decided she wanted to keep a half eaten sponge bob icecream in the mini bar for later, so she pulled all the useless alcohol out. The hotel staff were understanding when we explained it, they checked the items saw that they hadn't been opened and reversed the charges on our room.
I'm not saying they are always going to be this understanding for everyone, that was just the experience I had.

Oh, I'm not saying that they aren't here, just that I haven't stayed in any hotels that have had them.
The last place I stayed in was Rydges, they didn't have sensors or condoms in the minbar, they did give me this http://i.imgur.com/FQPWz.jpg though, I found it far more useful than condoms anyway, considering I was there with children. :)

This actually happened to us. We didn't know about the sensors and we had some to-go boxes from dinner so we took all the beer and red bull out of the mini fridge and put our food in there. Put everything back in the morning and when we went to check out, there was $72 in minibar charges. They understood and reversed the charges but I suspect the only reason they didn't give us shit about it was because we charged our dinner to the room so the to-go box story checked out. I'm sure people drink that stuff and replace it with cheaper beer from the gas station next door all the time.

I drew a comic and put it on here one time about having sex with a girl from behind. Someone commented on it and said that having sex with a girl any way other than missionary was disrespectful to women.

Nothing deviant about it...just a joke.
I always imagine the people who design hotel rooms staring at blueprints or whatever and being like "...and this desk by the window will be the perfect environment for traveling executives to get some work done in a relaxing environment...I'll put a USB input here so the tv can display spreadsheets and....aww who am I kidding. People are just gonna fuck and barf in here."

Yes, actually. We just moved into a house that has two stories and man, do those wails ever resonate in the stairwell.
We got her a cat door though so she can come and go as she pleases. I think having that freedom as opposed to being cooped up in the house has kept her busier and her little episodes are coming less frequently; maybe twice a week.
She's a good albeit tragic little cat.Here is a pic of her sleeping on her penguin.

The suite at the Elara Hilton has rooms that are literally made for one night stands. They look like the set of a porno with a jacuzzi, an ergonomic futon, etc. The bathrooms also have vomit toilets with leather cushons below for the knees and a faucet next to it to wash your mouth. Las Vegas knows their customers.