Michael Jackson on Chatroulette?

So you don't know what chatroulette is yet. Perhaps you've been busying hipsterfying your puppy, or making travel plans to the Creation Museum, or whatever, but for some reason you've missed the fast boat to memeville on this SUPER NSFW site that connects your web cam with a random webcam from around the world (with a 98% chance of watching lonely/French dudes york their cuttlefish). Well, you're so out of touch, that even Michael Jackson is Chatrouletting like a mofo.

You're going to regret what you see, but you're going to regret not seeing it too.

See what MJ saw after the jump.

Note: All sausage slappers were excluded from MJ's partytime. If you wanna see some banana boinking, 30 seconds of browsing is all you need to experience an eyeful of dingus.