Mad Quickies 10.7 Lite!

It’s Friday and we’re not gonna lie—it’s been one hellaciously rough week. Right? We’re not going to tax your lobes, so we’re goin’ easy on you. Enjoy this grab-bag of nonsense. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have a cocktail menu to peruse.

And a nod to something that resembles literature: A Tea People’s History — the real story of America, as told by a person who wasn’t there but who has watched a lot of Glenn Beck. It seems to be illustrated.

And now for your moment of Brazilian bossa nova zen, we give you:Prairie Dogs Riding a Roomba

We’ve found through dedicated research for SCIENCE that animals riding a Roomba is a thing. And this one is hands-down the best thing we’ve seen on the net, for y’know, hours.