UPDATE 5/29/13: Now on iTunes, because you people are so awesome, and just a few views away from 40k. Thank you so, so, so much. ONETWOTHREEDEATH!!!

UPDATE 5/24/13: HOLY CRAP, you guys are amazing! Thanks to The Oatmeal sharing this song, its currently over 35k views in mere days!!! I'm getting the song on iTunes, spotify, and the likes, and that will hopefully be done by the 28th depending on how quickly they approve it.

Thank you SO MUCH for every listen, share, and comment you've made!

This is done in honor of The Oatmeal, and the immensely badass creature that is known as the mantis shrimp. This thing is cooler than you and I and a thousand ninjas combined. And I counted. There were a thousand.