Oh, for the love of Pete. There's a little rumor floating around that Kim Kardashian flirted with Chris Brown, and of course, Kanye West is all sorts of crazy jealous and might totally lose his sh** over the idea of his queen getting chummy with such scum.

Supposedly Kim and Chris had some sort of interaction before he went to jail, and there were "definite sparks." But of course, "nothing happened" because Kim is consciously coupled (sorry, couldn't resist) with Kanye.

However, apparently Kim's reassurance isn't enough, and Kanye told her she is never to talk to the likes of Mr. Brown again -- or the wedding is off.

An "insider" says, "He's obviously someone Kanye doesn't believe he and Kim should have anything to do with. Especially now with their Vogue cover, Kanye knows he and Kim are an A list couple who don't need to be tainted by associating with Brown in any way, shape, or form."

(Well excuuuuusssssse me.)

Are you really believing this mumbo-jumbo? It's possible that Kim and Chris had a conversation at some point -- but that doesn't necessarily mean she was flirting with him. And even if she were -- do you honestly think she'd kick Kanye to the curb for someone like Chris? I highly doubt it.

The only part of this story we can probably buy into is Kanye being all bent out of shape about Kim talking to another dude -- because he definitely seems like the jealous type.

But Chris Brown? Seriously? Kanye can probably rest assured that he has absolutely NOTHING to worry about.