Now, I knew of only one nearby cemetery in New Orleans, St. Louis Number One, where tourists and believers alike used to make their XXXs on the tomb of the Widow Paris, known to the world as Marie Laveau.

What I mean is I have 44 Facebook Friends, and I can hear what you're thinking: Facebook Friends aren't real friends (but they can be); they're like the kids in your high-school yearbook whose pictures you signed with big XXXs and OOOs at the after-grad.