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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel on fryday i had my dentals wurkd on by perry o’dontal the irishman!!! i herd them telling mama and dada they had to pull wun tooth at the bak wot had its pulp expozed and they pulld another tooth wot wuz neer my absess but they left the other tooth in playse thinking it can be sayvd!!! yeah sayve toofeez!!!

the vetnameez peepul tuk verry gud kayr of me and treeted me ekstra speshul on akkownt of my hart and i wuz verry verry brayv abowt the hole thing!!! i kan proov it i hav a sertifikat chek it owt!!!

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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to wunse agin miss a satterday matinay but my department sekreterry aka dada is busy wunse agin taking trouble the kitty to the vet for a rooteen checkup and maybe to find owt why she keeps trying to tayk ovr the wurld and so he has not had time to prepayr my laytest dispatch for yoo i wood dok his salry if he got wun ha ha