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jueves, noviembre 15, 2007

Calling the A-Team

This post is for our non-Spanish readers and tells a real story.

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

Patrick Von Steiner meets the A-Team

The A-Team is hired by Patrick Von Steiner to go to Argentina to rescue Rob Larroca's sister from Sir Walter Rimmer, who is intent on taking control of Argentina. B.A. is afraid to fly, so they stop him drinking milk and Murdock flies them to Argentina.

They arrive and go into the nearest KKK strip-tease club where they get into a fight after asking about the client's sister.

They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers who are members of the local KKK. The little village in Argentina is living in terror of the member of the Academy, Sir Walter Rimmer and the accompanying band of thugs, ninjas and the local KKK.

Murdoch convinces the villagers to let them go by saying - We must take back what is ours, ¡For Isis!

Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn an Uzi machine gun modified with alien technology and a big steel rods into a deadly Golden Dragon.

Face pretends to be a Shaman of an ancient cult devoted to Isis, but Sir Walter Rimmer, an expert in magic and religion catches on and tries to bite Face with his poisonous implanted fangs. Hanibal rescues Face at the last second.

Then Hannibal goes in their front door in their deadly Golden Dragon. They manage to defeat all the thugs, the ninjas and the members of the KKK. Sir Walter Rimmer holds a gun to Murdoch's head and escapes using the deadly Golden Dragon as transportation.

The A-Team pursues them. Hanibal shoots out the side window. When Sir Walter Rimmer slows down to take a turn Rob Larroca's sister, a mysterious red haired woman, jumps out and is helped up by Murdoch.

Face throws explosives, causing the deadly Golden Dragon to crash and flip over. Sir Walter Rimmer climbs out unharmed due to his magic force field. Face says: This is my job and I like it..The A-Team leaves Sir Walter Rimmer tied up for the authorities. In the little village in Argentina there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to stop him drinking milk again. Little they know that the Academy will free their member and will resume their evil plans, but Argentina is safe for now.