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So I can start work on my, heuristic, collaborative, garbage can?<br>
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Norman<br>
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<div class="moz-cite-prefix">On 6/21/2013 11:29 AM, Mordred
Suche-Messer wrote:<br>
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<pre>| Hello, my name is Marquis. I'm new at Noisebridge. I come by mostly everyday to write
| screenplays. Some days I procrastinate and end up on Tumblr geeking out over Teen Wolf.
| I do use the kitchen to either get water or toast. I occasionally bring noodles to eat.
| I don't know some of the policy's but going by what is said in this discussion list,
| doing that seems to be unacceptable unless your a hacker. Maybe I'm misunderstanding what
| exactly is being said. I don't want to make members and other people in the space feel
| uncomfortable because they believe I'm abusing the space and using it as a substitute
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if carlos says you are not a hacker you are not a hacker<br>
if danny says you are a hacker you might be a hacker<br>
if liz hep and snail say you are an abuser you are not a
hacker<br>
if jc says hi to you in the space you might be a hacker<br>
if lief doesn't recognize you you probably are not a hacker<br>
if tom blocks your proposal on the first reading you are not a
hacker<br>
if maestro emails you you are not a hacker<br>
if zephyr has never seen you code you are a hacker<br>
if snail allows you to email her off-list you are a hacker<br>
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if it has to do with computers you are a hacker<br>
if it doesn't use javascript perl linux or python you are not
a hacker<br>
if a member wants something from you you are a hacker<br>
if harvey steals your mouse you are not a hacker<br>
if kim offers you food you are not a hacker<br>
if you've ever used a straight edge you are not a hacker<br>
if you know how to fix the lathe you are a hacker until you
are done doing that<br>
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if you turn down expensive beer you are not a hacker<br>
if you turn down cheap beer you are not a hacker<br>
if you turn down beer someone has spit in you are not a hacker<br>
if you turn down free beer you are not a hacker<br>
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if you sweep floors you are not a hacker<br>
if you preface the name of your project with good words
{interactive, heuristic, artificial intelligence,
collaborative, anarchist, paradigm} you are a hacker {even if
its a garbage can}<br>
if you can spell you are not a hacker<br>
if you have a pin-up of linus torvald on your desktop you are
a hacker<br>
if you sneer at other people in the space you are a hacker<br>
if you pick up your own garbage you are not a hacker<br>
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if your tie has more blinking lights on it than a space
shuttle you are a hacker unless you paid somebody else to do
it<br>
if you run a kickstarter campaign and blow the money on
anything other than compensating your team you are a hacker<br>
if you bring more than five people into the space and don't
give them a tour you are a hacker<br>
if you are active in politics instead of just talking about it
you are not a hacker<br>
if you have worked on a project in the space in the past year
you might not be a hacker<br>
if you talk about the project you worked on three years ago
and someplace else you might be a hacker<br>
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it is an honor to have cleared this up for you<br>
please to keep me informed if you have further questions<br>
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<span id="editor_signature"><span style="font-family:Verdana;
font-size:12px">M. Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer<br>
Secretary-General<br>
World Council of Hackerspaces</span></span></span></span>
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