Paltrow is, like, sooooo pregnant

It sounds as if the headline writer has some doubt, doesn't it? Like Paltrow
would lie or something. But the confusion doesn't end there. The first line of the piece says that the
syndicated show The Insider is reporting that she's pregnant. But that "reporting" is based on not
only Lou Diamond Philips introducing her as pregnant at a screening of Proof but also on
Paltrow herself confirming to a reporter that, yes, she's pregnant.

Does every celeb story/gossip
story/infotainment nugget have to have some coyness to it? Shouldn't the headline just be "Paltrow pregnant
with second child" or something similar? Unless Paltrow says, "you know when I said I was pregant?
Just kidding. Actually, it was just an allergy," I think we can stop all the bizarre, confusing
reporting.