The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.13.12

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.

On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,