Anne Hathaway, the actress, was born with that name, her full name being Anne Jacqueline Hathaway. So if anyone meant for her name to be an homage to Shakespeare’s wife, it would have been her parents…

I hate Caroline. Normally the little things don’t bother me, but she has such a collection of irritants, I can’t help it:

1. She makes a leading statement that requires a follow-up to find out what made her day so fabulous.
2. Does that statement really need an exclamation point? Her emphasis negates what could be a quietly beautiful realization.
3. “Ur”? Teachers are like cops. They need to be held to a higher standard. Just as cops should never take liberties with the law, teachers should have to respect the language in a public forum.
4. Related to #3, the ellipsis is wholly out of place. I can only infer it’s meant to be followed by “but I am intrigued”.

Am I being petty? Nitpicking? Absolutely. I just want the teachers who molest my children to provide a proper education.

Soup honey, I have to admire you, you’re working with so little here, and you still manage to come up with something. I mulled over the post for a minute or two, and even started to compose something, but gave up, and wrote my grocery list instead.

Word, they can’t all be gold, but I felt compelled to at least make an effort. I’m going to be gone for the next bunch of days, so maybe I just needed to try to leave a mark that would reverberate through the time I’m gone.

Word, there’s been some good one’s lately, but you’ll just have to step up your game to ensure the quality stays high. I’m fairly certain I entertain myself more than anyone else, but I’ll try to work on some new material while I’m in the wilds of Wisconsin.

So you’re going all “into the wild”. I like the sound of that. My internet love interest with a 3 day growth among other things. Just remember to eat, I don’t want you ending like the dude that inspired the film of the same name. Enjoy.

I’ll be like one of those monks that are required to fast. I’ll get all my nutrients from beer. And maybe fish, depending on how well my cock works as bait. The hook kind of hurts, but yet again, beer will facilitate my endeavors.

I never saw the movie, but I read the book years ago. I hated that guy. If he was around today, he’d be a wannabe werewolf and get eaten by a bear in some nature preserve.

@EmKitteh – Not strictly. There have been plenty of self-submissions on this site and the delete button doesn’t always show. Strange but true.

@tidbit – Thank you for pointing that out. I had already grasped that concept though, or my username would be hitmewithyourrhythmvictoria. It’s just that, in my bitter old heart, I am desperate for someone to be called Lexis, as a budget version of a high-end sports car. In the same way you see Calvin Klien or Nyke in markets.