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Leno: Every Day is Halloween in America

The best of Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman from last night's late night monologues.

Best cut at plastic surgery: A new study says that Botox can help with Depression. Apparently, the rest of your life seems a lot sunnier once you've had poison injected into your face.

Best analysis of politics and Hollywood: They say that Sarah Palin has stopped taking advice from McCain and is now only looking out for herself. But does that surprise anybody here in Los Angeles? I mean, that happens all the time out here. Come on. Old guy pulls a hot chick out of obscurity, buys her a lot of expensive clothes, introduces her to a lot of famous people, she gets bored, stabs him in the back and moves on. It happens every day in Hollywood. It's nothing new.

Scariest joke about the economy: You all getting ready for Halloween? The good news I guess, with the economy so bad, people don't have to work so hard to make their houses look scary. The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawn's uncut. Oooh, every day is Halloween in America now.

Favorite world series wisecrack: Baseball owners like it when it rains, that way the beer gets watered down naturally.