- Houston has so many Mexicans that even the Mexicans are leaving now. Turns out that Atlanta is the place to be now.
- The census bureau is considering omitting race from their studies.
- The Pope says “weapon manufacturers cannot call themselves Christians.”

5AM (2):

- The Democrat’s war against guns continues – yet another police officer was killed by gunfire in New Orleans over the weekend.
- Gun ownership in Switzerland is twice that of the United States and the gun violence is nearly nonexistent.

6AM (1):

- A rap artist wants you to know that there should be more rap songs with meaningful lyrics. How about no rap songs?
- Did you see the dinosaur movie over the weekend? There’s not any mystery why it’s doing so well in the box office.

6AM (2):

- The longest span between a movie and its sequel is 64 years. The movie was Bambi.
- Emails
- 4000 people lost power when a naked Seattle woman crashed into a power pole.
- A former White House executive chef has been found dead in the mountains of New Mexico. Does anyone smell the Hillary death machine?

6AM (3):

- Billy Graham’s grandson has made the news after admitting to an “inappropriate relationship” with someone at his church in Florida.
- Have you heard about Barack Obama coffee… it’s black and weak. Does that joke offend you? According to reports, this joke can cause uproar to those in the Obama camp.
- North Korea may have the remedy to AIDS, cancer and other maladies; they just need your money to find out more.

6AM (4):

- A shooting at a kid’s birthday party occurred in Chicago over the weekend.
- The Pope thinks we’re all pretty much walking dead

7AM (1)

- What’s the death count in Chicago over the weekend?
- Salon.com thinks that “White America must answer for the South Carolina atrocity”
- Ever wondered why your eyes get red when you swim in a public pool? Turns out it’s the urine and sweat in the water.

7AM (2):

- Jordan Speith won the US Open
- Scientists have grown a boob in a lab with no woman attached.
- 20 percent of people say their least favorite word is “moist.”
- A Colorado teenager died earlier this month from the bubonic plague.
- Lyme disease sounds deceptively refreshing

7AM (3):

- A-Rod is upset that the fan that caught his 300th home-run ball will be turning a profit on the item.
- What do you think of when you hear the word “moist?”

7AM (4):

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- Cops may be taking their tasers home with them and tampering with them over the weekends.
- Taser Report
- How many cars these days offer manual transmissions?
- If you plan to steal a car and can’t drive a standard, it’s best to make sure that you don’t steal a car with a manual transmission.

8AM (1):

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- The owner of a dog meat restaurant in China is sponsoring a national dog eating day
- Parody: If Mexican-Chinese food existed, what would it taste like?
- Rand Paul’s WSJ article aims to repeal IRS tax code
- Those that support Barack are forever worried that certain issues could blight his legacy.

8AM (2):

- Jonathon Gruber is back in the news again
- Parody: Jonathon Gruber wants you to know that you’re stupid.
- Would Vin Diesel make a good Kojak? After all, he’s racially homogenous…
- Emails

8AM (3):

- If you’re a fan of IPA beers, you may soon develop man boobs.
- Parody: Why chase boobs when you can grow a set of your own?
- 32,000 people have been killed in terrorist attacks since 2008.
- Congratulations to ISIS: they’ve now surpassed Al Qaeda as the biggest organized terrorist organization in the world.
- The Supreme Court will make a ruling on the validity of gay marriage on a national level this week.

8AM (4):

- Do you use a health app? We often question the accuracy of such apps…
- Would you watch a Spider Man movie if he were gay?

9AM (1):

- Audio: Barack says the ‘n’ word
- Celebrity Birthdays
- This day in history: Judy Garland died on this day in history in 1969

9AM (2):

- Calls
- It may be time to start stuffing your money between your mattresses according to some.
- Have you tried the new pizza with hot dog meat in the crust?
- Who wants to step up and be the official beer sponsor of the show?

9AM (3):

- Charlie Sheen is going off on his ex wife again. Why are we supposed to care?
- If the Pope lives by his words, he should give up all his riches, his security team and his fancy Pope house.

9AM (4):

- Muslims are peaceful people, but only after they kill you.
- And now a cautionary story for those that like to walk and text.
- A Utah university has opened a ‘texting lane’ aimed at giving students a safer way to walk and text.
- Should all movies feature dinosaurs now?
- Mr. Eaux wants to know why there weren’t black people in the new Jurassic Park movie