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November 08, 2016

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[male narrator]
Women this summer,
a Hollywood movie
that's finally just for you.
So calm down.
♪
- Taxi.
- You can't leave now.
Karen Obilom: A guy with muscles is
going to buy our favorite Petri.
That's pretty crazy for
a shy girl like me Lottie.
I'm uncomfortable
with my sexuality.
Karen Obilom: Look, can you just do
something crazy for once?
♪
[laughing]
[male narrator]
Based on the novel
Girl Book by Chuck Phillman.
Sydney Nikols: You should whore it up at that
hot party tonight to find you a man.
Probably just wear this.
- What? Eww. No.
- [other friends chime in]
Alex Lynn Ward: You look like a
goblin monster.
[male narrator]
Screenplay by Bruce McDonald.
Sydney Nikols: You don't even know how to
do the one thing that we're good at:
Sydney Nikols: Dress pretty.
What can I say?
[male narrator]
A total chick flick that
nails women.
That's it!
Karen Obilom: You better work that
blouse you hot slut.
♪
[male narrator]
Cinematography by
Bryce Truck.
Costume design
by Craig Morehead.
Who is that?
Sydney Nikols: [Amber]
That's Brandon.
Sydney Nikols: He's made several electronic
tracks on GarageBand
Sydney Nikols: that he's just about
ready to show people.
Me-ow.
♪
[male narrator]
GQ called it, "Super Girly."
Men's life magazine said,
"There were
definitely women in it.
Totally relatable, but not to
me because I'm not a women."
Steve.
Karen Obilom: But we're like pissed because
you keep spending more time
Karen Obilom: with Brandon than us.
Matt Hunter: Can I tell you something
I've never told you before?
Of course.
Matt Hunter: Sometimes,
I feel insecure.
I can't believe you
just told me that.
♪
[male narrator]
The film that two
guys called,
"Astoundingly accurate to
my experiences with women."
If you guys
were really my squad,
you would support
me and Brandon.
You don't know what it's
like to have a man become
your everything.
Matt Hunter: I think we should
see other people.
[screaming]
[male narrator]
One man said,
"Oh my God.
That is so like girls."
We're sorry
Brandon dumped you.
You guys are the best
squad a girl could ask for.
Squad goals!
[giggling]
♪
[male narrator]
So girly it'll sink
your cycles.
- Squad Goals.
- Coming soon.
I can't tell
if it's realistic.
How much research
do you expect us to do?
There's got to be another way
to make content for women.
Karen,
aren't you dating Steve?
Why don't you
go ask him?
Yeah.
Okey-doke.
Steve will know.
You're the man Karen.