Hello there, I am Green Text, the anchorman for this stat-shee-on. On to the weather with Blue Text.Thank you Green Text, now as you cannon see, there are chances of pirates and cannonballs all over Europe. Back to you Green Text.Thank you Blue Text. Anywho, there is a war between the reds and the blues, and it is causing mass-Die you blue scum! *Kills Blue Text*Red Engineer guysupershotgunnedBlue TextIn other news, Blue Text has died from supershotgun misuse.I are yellows! I are kill green peoples.Green TextchaingunnedYellow Scout guyThat's all we have for today. Oh shit! More yellows!*Chaingun**Death**Cat*

Posted by: Galaxy613 Jan 15 2008, 01:59 AM

pi^r

Posted by: Blue-Clone-Ninja Jan 15 2008, 02:52 AM

QUOTE (Galaxy613 @ January 14, 2008 07:59 pm)

pi^r

^round

Posted by: Ambassador Solid Jan 15 2008, 04:10 PM

WE HAVE TEH EXCLUSEEVES!

WE R TEH BETTARS!

Posted by: Blue-Clone-Ninja Jan 15 2008, 09:50 PM

*More chaingun death cat*Here we are again at 4RAHT, with your favorite anchorman, Green Text! Now to street interviews with Red Engineer guy!Thank you Green Text, now I will go around interviewing people to see if they prefer us or THAR4 at being a stat-shee-on. We are totally better caues we're a stat-shee-on.Hello sir, do you prefer 4RAHT, or THAR4?I like 4RAHT because it has an extra T!That t is not supposed to be capitalized! Die!Red Engineer guysupershotgunnedSome purple guyWhat about you madame?Waka waka waka.I see. Back to you Green Text!Thank you Red Engineer guy, anywho, it seems that BCN is hunting down Ambassador Solid as we speak. On to Orange Text in his helicopter.Danko Green Text, BCN is firing shotgun rounds, that end up making robo-adrenaline pump through the Ambassador, causing him to speed up. Back to the cow.Mo0!*moo*

Posted by: Blue-Clone-Ninja Jan 17 2008, 12:43 AM

Blah la la!Ha! Didn't think we had a theme, did you?! Anyhow, Flarm is good, but we have an even longer thought dead celebrity with us tonight! Elvis Presley! On to Orange Text with the interview.Well Mr. Presley, where have you been all these years?In my underground sand castle.O RLY?YA RLY!NO WAI!WAI! Anyway, I have made a discovery better than the evil letters.What is this discovery?The good letters!You do realize that you have two Os there.They're twins.Ah...Anywho, that's all we can show of that interview today. But we have even more news! My cousin, Blue Heavy guy, has committed a felony, and is now running from the authorities. Also, it seems that Blue Text survived his fateful incident with a supershotgun! So Blue, what are you going to do now?Blah la la, Disneyland!And go to Disneyland he did.*Fin... Wait, fin? OH NO SHARK!*Shark*

Posted by: Sithlordz Jan 31 2008, 08:46 PM

sO mUcH bLoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoD!

Posted by: Blue-Clone-Ninja Jan 31 2008, 09:55 PM

Blah la la!Today, some discoveries have been made, and more Elvis! On to Black Text with the discoveries.Danke Gruen Text. Anywho, it has been learned that people's heads won't explode when we take showers. Also, a local astronomer has discovered that cows have conquered the moon. On to Grau Text with his interview of the cow leader.Thank you Black Text, now tell me Cowquistador, what do you want the moon for?Moo!But I like my head where it is!CowsbeheadedGrey TextOh my... The rest of this episode has been postponed for Grey Text's funeral.TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Posted by: Languidiir Jan 31 2008, 10:15 PM

Needs more explosions... and cowbell

Posted by: Blue-Clone-Ninja Jan 31 2008, 10:22 PM

How can you put a fire out with a cowbell?

Posted by: Blue-Clone-Ninja Mar 22 2008, 06:23 PM

THE COWS HAVE TAKEN OVER 4RAHT WITH COWBELLS AND EXPLOSIONS.Not if I have anything to say about it!Green TextflamethroweredGray Text's possesed head!Sorry about that. Anywho, in other news, Alyx Vance has gone on trial for the murder of Gordon Freeman's pet barnacle, Bob. Now to Orange text with the coverage.Danko Green Text. It seems that Alyx Vance's lawyer is the GMan.*BOOM! HEADSHOT!*Random sniper sniped GMan.Well, now some other lawyer is being sent-*BOOM! HEADSHOT!*A cow snipedOrange TextThey're dropping like flies!

Posted by: Blue-Clone-Ninja May 31 2008, 03:00 AM

Blah la-A CowsnipedBlue TextFucking cows keep killing the crew!*BLAM!*Shit! That almost hit me! TAKE THIS BITCHES!Green Textchaingunned too many cows to code in coloring.In current news, BCN laughed at THAR4 for not having any new news. Also, Gordon Freeman, Barney Calhoun, and a recently freed Adrian Shepard led an attack on the Cows' moon base! We gave a rebel a camera and he sent us this footage of the carnage.*Clip showing cows with tommy guns shooting at rebel forces*Gordon: .........!(There's too many of them!)Adrian: ..........!(Pull back!)Barney: Retreat! Retreat!*Rebels die on the way out, and Gordon takes a few bullets*A tear is to be shed for those we have lost. We here at at 4RAHT ask those of you with guns in the rebels, please aid the war on the moon-cows. That's all we have for today.