What manga has taught me about Japanese culture...

Idd always wondered where those salarymen come from! Girls often gain immense strength to dish out severe punishments if you mention that their breast size is small sometimes it even happens when u mention its large or something about their looks/personality.

It's a common misconception that the unique wind pressure system in Japan is only limited to timely panty-shots and nasal pressure. Careful, men, it also affects erections.

Simply put, in Japan, having an unused erection hurts, and if it's left unattended, it will not go away. Ever. The only known cure is ejaculation. This may sound troublesome, however I assure you, an improbable twist of fate will deliver a ready and willing girl to take care of it for you.

Alternatively, you could masturbate in order to coax fate along, just be sure to keep your door unlocked.

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There is no such thing as 'surprise butt-sex' in Japan. Everyone keeps their rectums squeaky clean and well lubed, just in case. Even men.

Every policewoman has to be either a gorgeous cold beauty or strong-willed but physically weak, unable to catch up to her colleagues and clumsy as hell.

One can never be smart and beautiful at the same time, if that person is a girl.

Your good look is multiple by 100 times as long as you smile sincerely.

One just not simply sleeps soundly. You have to mumble the name of the person you like or roll over and hug the person near you.

A mobile phone is the your most important procession. It is never locked with a password and everybody can look into it.

People are so devoted they all wake up at 5 to make bento. It supposes to be every woman's duty.

Being a host part-time during school is a normal occurrence, and all he rich ladies shall fawn over you.

A woman can never be rich or born from a wealthy family, unless she marries to a rich man or have one as a boyfriend/ is a naive princess with no real life experience.

Every school has a storage house so that you can be locked in there by bullies.

The normal process of getting together: talk to each other, hang out, falling in love, kiss, make out. In Japan mostly it will be the other way around: make out/ kiss, falling in love, hang out, only until then they will talk!

-That they like Germany there are a lot of German themed mangas ... -when they fall from high places or get hurt that would NORMALLY kill someone the characters just come back bruised or with a GIANT bump!

________________Ohhh some sort of quote should go here but a picture would be pleasant .... Now to figure out how to do it....

Traveling in a Japanese city is very easy. If you have the address, you're good even if you've never been there. In the countryside, however, you will definitely get lost if you are accompanied by a member of the opposite sex. If that happens, a storm and an abandoned shelter will soon present themselves.

Also, it's a natural thing for guys to look up at the sky, out the window, go to the roof, etc. Who looks at phones?