Woman brings horse inside McDonald’s and it promptly defecates.

Making the rounds of bad fast food behavior is the tale of one UK woman who decided rather than taking no for an answer when she rode up on horse to order at a local McDonald’s drive thru she’s simply take the horse inside instead.

Having being denied at the local Whitefield, England McDonald’s drive thru, the woman decided with her daughter in tow that she’d simply just steer the horse inside whilst placing her order. Naturally.

Needless to say the horse immediately set about defecating on the floor and generally scaring and annoying the bejesus out of dining guests and staff.

Refusing to leave the premises (yes those Big Macs are certainly worth the wait) staff were forced to call local police who went on to note their colorful interaction with the woman on this facebook post.

The UK’s mirror goes on to tell that police went on to fine the woman for “causing alarm and distress” to customers.

Told McDonald’s via the BBC: “The health and safety of our customers and staff is our top priority, and for this reason we are unable to serve pedestrians, bicycle riders or customers on horseback through the drive-thru.”

Commentators have since gone on to argue that the horse should have had the right of way like other transport modes and should have been served at the drive thru.