Dear Ms. Winfrey:
My mother (Mamie Taylor) is a fan of yours and has been since the late 80’s. My siblings and I are in the process of planning her 80th birthday celebration, on September 13, 2014. It would be an amazing gift if the speaker of the hour is the woman she most admires, you.
Mamie was born in 1934 in Asheville, NC, during an era whereas most women raised their children while the fathers worked. Unfortunately, my father was not always in her life to assist with all that she endured. My mother perused a profession, while raising her 8 children at the time. She later met her second husband, immediately she was pregnant with twins. Shortly after the twins were born, my stepfather passed away and she was left once again to figure out how to raise her, now 10 children alone. I call my mother a spectacular, superwomen, and my hero. She’s very much loved by all ten of her children, 19 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren and 3 great-great grandchildren, her siblings, and many other family members whom I expect all to attend her birthday celebration. If you accept our invitation to be our key note speaker at our mother’s 80th celebration detailed information regarding location, time, our mother’s theme and whatever other information you and your staff will need to make this happen.

Zayn previewed the duet by posting a black and white pic of himself with Swifty on his Instagram -- but hey, she is bestiez with his girlfriend Gigi Hadid, so it wouldn't be unusual that they hang out... But collab?!