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Tomorrow is Street Cleaning Day. We need to park on that side of that street. All of us. And some of you jerks forgot to put your trash cans away or at least off of the street. While I will refrain from wishing that whatever happens in Night Vale on street cleaning day on you, I do hope all of those who forgot get really gushy and loud and super farty diarrhea. The kind that you can hear from outside of the bathroom. that lasts for what feels like hours but probably wasn't that long.