You know the story: White Witch meets Centaur 18 years her junior, is instantly smitten, and begins popping up in public with him, most recently at the BAFTA Awards. Only thing is, there's a King, 20 years her senior, with whom she has 10-year-old twins. King seems to be OK with Centaur. Centaur seems to be OK with King. Everyone shacks up at the castle, and tongues wag alongside Oscar red carpets, whispering, "Ohmigod! That's the boytoy half of Tilda Swinton's modern domestic arrangement!" [dailymail.co.uk]