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Kill Will

William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux is a fucking madman that has stolen your girl. Armed only with his wits and an epee pen, the mustached Belgian has stolen everything you hold dear in the form of an attractive redhead, whom you the writer, and/or a character of your choice, would appreciate having back in their/your life in time for Valentine's Day of this new year.

But as the writer here looking to enter this contest, your job is simple; write a story wherein William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux is horribly slain / dismembered by forces and for reasons of your choosing, and post it on this thread by February 5th, which should be about 5 weeks from today. Every other detail of this story is up to you, but post it here by the 5th or you're gay

On February 7th, I will replace this thread with a poll compiling all of the submissions, which people will be free to vote on. Whoever has the popular vote by the 21st, when the poll expires, will be the winner of the Kill Will contest.

Write a story wherein William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux is horribly slain / dismembered by forces and for reasons of your choosing, and post it on this thread by February 5th, which should be about 5 weeks from today. Every other detail of this story is up to you, but post it here by the 5th or you're gay

You don't get anything for winning the Kill Will contest.

This really motivated me. Also can William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux be painfully crushed instead of dismembered?

Yeah, thanks for showing me. Anyways, I will not take part in this. It seems way too cliché for me, and also I have to focus on my other writings.

No worries! But I will say that this contest isn't meant to get in the way of your other stories, and in fact my hope was that it could help supplement them. While that might not be the case if you've set deadlines you're fighting to keep, a bit of writing practice outside of your existing stories doesn't have to be a bad thing. While the prompt here is most definitely a simple one, that you could very easily and with reason write off as cliché or not to your liking, taking some time away from your writing to write a couple paragraphs for this might just wind up being what you or others could use to get the creative juices flowing and your thoughts going for when you get back to your own stories. Even imagining how to depict someone wielding an "epee pen" is an exercise in creativity, albeit a small one, and albeit a strange, ridiculous, & over-the-top one, and that's the idea here. And at the risk of pitching this to unopened ears, if you post a couple of sentences here by February 5th, you'd still be eligible to win a potential something by the 21st. Could be worth a shot if you've made it this far, depending on how it would impact your schedule.

This is actually up to interpretation, but for reference, this is a pen;

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This is an épée;

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And this is an epipen;

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Got an epipen in real life, friggin peanuts...

Anyway, I haven't been very active for a while now, need something to do, even with Gen challenging me to a battle and stuff, I think I can afford to get in on this. For now, assume I'm writing a grisly story of this guy's death.