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Dear Oregon

I hate your roads. They aren’t straight enough to speed, they aren’t curvy enough to have fun.I hate your speed limits. I wouldn’t mind driving so slow if there was anything, anything at all, on either side of the road.I hate your grass. There’s too much of it, and it’s not that exciting.I hate your cows. They smell bad.I hate your hills. I mean, really, they obviously didn’t try hard enough to be mountains. You should have flunked them and gone for flat land instead. At least then I’d be able to see where I was going.I hate your radio stations. 4 Classical stations, 8 Christian stations and 5 Country Stations does not make for a good time.I hate that you last for 8 hours.