Sulu: Outstanding tea. I never could get the galley to make a good cup.
Tuvok: Shall I have them flogged?
Sulu: Officer thinking, Mr Tuvok. I may just have to put you in for a promotion.
Janeway: Now I see where you get it.

Chakotay: Captain, I think you got the wrong idea when I suggested you bring some joints to your ready room.

Janeway: Doctor, if you don't take your hand off me, your holo-emitter goes into waste extraction.

B'Elanna: Remember all those comms you got from the Alpha Quadrant? Well I've been going through them all. And just who is this "Mom"?Paris (to himself): Is it too late to request a transfer to someplace less dangerous, such as a Borg Tactical Cube?

Kes: We've been waiting for over an hour. Why isn't our table ready yet? I demand to see the manager!

Paris: What do you mean, this is the perfect moment for a fight?Torres: Look around, flyboy. The camera composition is ideal. The guy behind you is balanced by the barrel behind me, our co-stars all have full sightlines, and the lighting on my face is better than yours.

Chakotay: What is this thing?!
Janeway (OS): Run Chakotay! It's been sent by a race called the Producers to remove someone from the crew...and you're on the shortlist!

EMH: I've just heard about what these Producers want. Tell me I'm safe!!!

Paris: This is madness! The Producers have us at each others throats!
Torres: Have it you way flyboy! I intend to make it home!

Janeway: What happened to the two of you?
Kim: The Producers device came after us, but it stalled...like it didn't know which one of us to come after!
Neelix: It said such horrible things...you guys like me, don't you?
[Silence]