You, Me and Dupree

The film resolves around newlyweds Carl and Molly Peterson (Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson). After Carl's best man and friend Randolph Dupree (Owen Wilson), loses his job and apartment, the couple allow him to move in. But Dupree inevitably overstays his welcome.

Dupree: You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!

Neil: How the hell did Dupree wind up on the wrond island?

Carl: Dupree was born on the wrong island.

Molly: Did you know Dupree writes poetry?

Carl: What a homo.

Dupree: Carl, Carl! Wait, what are you doing?

Carl: I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!

Dupree: Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable fuck-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.

Dupree: [during his job interview] I'm a people person, very responsible. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale, I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?

Interviewer: We work.

Dupree: Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.

Carl: He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.