Thank you UK:R for reminding those of us who haven’t already got new hobbies to fucking get some. And quick. The norms have won. What started with the Playstation has finally taken its logical course. It’s over. We are living in the post-Wiipocalypse. (not a very clever name, I know. What else can we call this living hell?)

I prefer virtual vegetables. It only takes 7 game days (3 hours if I’m not masturbating) to grow a potato in Rune factory frontier. In a game you also dont have to contend with the inevitable blight or bout of potato famine either, but this is off topic so Anne r u ok, Anne r u ok, r u ok Anne.

That’s the problem though, isn’t it? All these johnny-come-latelies who wouldn’t know a good game from a gimmicky load of old twonk. I don’t buy the idea that casual gaming is automatically shit. Tetris is the best game of all time and it’s also arguably the ultimate “casual” game. But apparently people can’t use their brains any more, they can only flail their arms around like an electrocuted baby.

I don’t see the correlation between casual gamer and crap taste in games. Most of the ‘hardcore’ gamers I know own some shockingly crap games that become acceptable in their circles purely because they’re rare and/or Japanese.