Not guilty. Thank God! SOO cold. I think my bum would kill me before choosing to be naked on a pile of frozen water.

Ever had a really obnoxious friend that only ever wanted to brag about his/her naughty encounters, and you wanted to tell them to shut it with all your heart, but were too afraid of hurting their feelings to do it?

The seventh day Adventists were trying to get rid of sex education at my school. I went as a student representative to keep the program alive.. they were making the argument that abstinince was the only way to be 100 sure against pregnancy... i made the comment that abstinence was not 100% effective against pregnancy... and they said if i could prove it, other than laboratory or rape, than they would shut up about it... i just said one word... Jesus. and that was the end of it.

Ever hookup with a person simply because you were horny... even though you knew you were going to break there heart.

The first time it was the wrong decision. The second was one of the most blissful experiences of my life."You make the bargain and flip the coin. You know you can change your mind. But, damn it, no matter what, you have to take the dare." Me

Ever play "heads I win, tails you lose?"

(I tried it with a three year old. First flip: heads - I win; Second flip: tails - you lose; Third flip: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!)