You're probably referring to the client and not the server. Please use the other thread for discussing this, make sure you run the latest stable version and feel free to join us on IRC #electrum on freenode to try and help you fix this.

I don't think anybody tried to run a JVM implementation. There is a ruby port of the electrum code which could in theory be ran as JRuby though. Please let us know your findings if you are going to experiment

I've been thinking of an idea, but I lack the skills to follow through, so I'm going to lay it out here and let anyone who wishes take it up.

I would like to have an android client that can connect to any given electrum server, but also via TOR. I'd also like the client to have the ability to create transactions offline using confirmed transactions for which it is already aware, and connect to other clients like itself via a shared wifi hotspot like a piratebox. (http://wiki.daviddarts.com/PirateBox_DIY) In this fashion, the android client can develop a set of transactions in optimal amounts that would allow it to create several transactions without the need to reuse it's own change inputs for a time wherever the transacting parties have a piratebox (or any other accesspoint) with or without a live connection to an electrum server and whenever trust isn't an issue. The use case here is like the cash you carry in your wallet. There is only so much there, and it doesn't require live internet to work.

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