The Official "You Had One Job" Gallery

When someone messes up a very simple task, they deserve to be called out. That's pretty much the entire reason the Internet exists. To celebrate other people's incompetence, here is a collection of people who had one job to do but just couldn't pull it off. You had one job, people!

When someone messes up a very simple task, they deserve to be called out. That's pretty much the entire reason the Internet exists. To celebrate other people's incompetence, here is a collection of people who had one job to do but just couldn't pull it off. You had one job, people!

I don't know if poor education is a stereotype about Minnesota, but I guess it is?

I don't know if poor education is a stereotype about Minnesota, but I guess it is?

"I don't know, man. We hired this blind guy. He used to work at a grocery store."

"I don't know, man. We hired this blind guy. He used to work at a grocery store."

Sweatshops just aren't what they used to be.

Sweatshops just aren't what they used to be.

"Well at least we know what we're eating now..."

"Well at least we know what we're eating now..."

If you stare at this long enough you start to believe it.

If you stare at this long enough you start to believe it.

"People will be too busy texting and driving to notice..."

"People will be too busy texting and driving to notice..."

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Upside down door.

Upside down door, who?

YOU HAD ONE JOB.

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Upside down door.

Upside down door, who?

YOU HAD ONE JOB.

"Bruce is going to be so pissed..." -Clark Kent

"Bruce is going to be so pissed..." -Clark Kent

This took a really long time to screw up.

This took a really long time to screw up.

I really want a Sprite right now.

I really want a Sprite right now.

"How am I supposed to hold the cup? HOW?!"

"How am I supposed to hold the cup? HOW?!"

"Seriously, can we fire the blind guy?"

"Seriously, can we fire the blind guy?"

That relish is gross anyway.

That relish is gross anyway.

"I don't understand Latin culture."

"I don't understand Latin culture."

Buzz Lightyear would've made the movie even more kickass.

Buzz Lightyear would've made the movie even more kickass.

Worst. Roommate. Ever.

Worst. Roommate. Ever.

Thrift store gem.

Thrift store gem.

"Mike, how can we say, 'Is it in you?' if we can't even get the right stuff IN the bottle?!"

"Mike, how can we say, 'Is it in you?' if we can't even get the right stuff IN the bottle?!"

You know Willie Wonka and his crazy pranks.

You know Willie Wonka and his crazy pranks.

"This broccoli cheese soup is going to taste weird."

"This broccoli cheese soup is going to taste weird."

"The guests will be very uncomfortable, but they will not be hungry."

"The guests will be very uncomfortable, but they will not be hungry."

Close enough...

Close enough...

"So all of those chicks from different ethnic backrounds are NOT going to sing and dance around us later?"

"So all of those chicks from different ethnic backrounds are NOT going to sing and dance around us later?"

"First of all, we can't get the candy if you don't open the bag. Second, for the love of God, WHY would you even want to mix Skittles and M&M's?!?!"

"First of all, we can't get the candy if you don't open the bag. Second, for the love of God, WHY would you even want to mix Skittles and M&M's?!?!"

This seems to happen an awful lot.

This seems to happen an awful lot.

"We have a problem...neither of these are really 'pink'."

"We have a problem...neither of these are really 'pink'."

That's one remote you shouldn't mind losing.

That's one remote you shouldn't mind losing.

"And we're going to see a bit of a spike in temperature tonight, but it should be back to normal right before you take the kids to school."

"And we're going to see a bit of a spike in temperature tonight, but it should be back to normal right before you take the kids to school."

Americans make the "Made in China" labels.

Americans make the "Made in China" labels.

I don't even want to know what the "Apple" is.

I don't even want to know what the "Apple" is.

University of Benihana.

University of Benihana.

"The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie is going to SUCK."

"The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie is going to SUCK."

piximus.net

"Well it was that or don't get your mail."

"Well it was that or don't get your mail."

"Why did we have the blind guy stock the produce? Better yet, why did we hire a blind guy?"

"Why did we have the blind guy stock the produce? Better yet, why did we hire a blind guy?"

"Wow...I don't remember that from the SAT Prep book."

"Wow...I don't remember that from the SAT Prep book."

"Let's not shop at the Dollar Tree for everything anymore."

"Let's not shop at the Dollar Tree for everything anymore."

"I know you can't read Ricky, but I thought I taught you about shapes!"

"I know you can't read Ricky, but I thought I taught you about shapes!"