I got a good chuckle at this yesterday, it was actually on the radio as breaking news, like there was going to be a mass shooting (no pun intended), I think the reporters were kind of disappointed when nothing happened.

Well, just up the road a short ride away, is Manchester. In Manchester on the same day, police surrounded an elementary school bus loaded with kindergarteners through 2nd graders, because the driver radioed in that one of the kids had a gun. It was an orange and yellow plastic toy. Link: