Former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain just released a new video under the sickofstimulus.com website and it’s rather disturbing. Particularly since it shows a man shooting a rabbit. Um, PETA won’t take too kindly to that. Well, I will always view Herman Cain as a moron because he really is. You be the judge:

Herman Cain wants to be the Defense Secretary in the next Republican administration, yet he couldn’t get his facts right on foreign policy issues during his campaign.

Guess who wants to be our next Defense Secretary? Herman Cain. That’s about as funny as Donald Trump being our next president. Herman Cain told Barbara Walters that he would like to be Defense Secretary in the next Republican administration. This is coming from the man who couldn’t answer a simple question about the Iraq war, instead saying he had a lot of stuff “twirling around in my head.”

There are so many issues that would block Herman Cain from being named and confirmed as the next Defense Secretary should the Republicans prevail in the general elections. Besides the fact that he has zero experience, he also has zero credibility for any type of cabinet position.

Herman Cain: “Because if I could influence rebuilding our military as it should be, that would be a task I would consider undertaking.”

Barbara Walters reminded Cain that “it would be important to be familiar with the various countries around the world. And you have had some difficulty with that, Mr. Cain. Cain responded: “Yes, but I have been doing my homework ever since that difficulty.”

Here is a man who couldn’t defend himself against the so-called negative accusations brought by Sharon Bialek, Karen Kraushaar and his 13 year jump-off Ginger White, but wants to make decisions about defending this country militarily? Donkeys will fly first. Good one Herman Cain. Keep dreaming. I must say, the comic relief would be priceless.

By now you have heard Herman Cain dropped out of the presidential race, as his campaign became mired in allegations of sexual harassment and an alleged 13-year affair with Dunwoody, GA, woman Ginger White, who he claims he gave money for expenses. He was defiant in his final speech saying the accusations against him are false and that he is “at peace with God and his wife.” Right. Just think Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, John Edwards and Elizabeth Edwards, Marion Barry and Effie Barry, Eddie L. Long and Vanessa G. Long, etc.

Well, Herman Cain did not escape being skewered on SNL last night. During the show’s “Weekend Update” segment, he denied he had an extramarital affair with Ginger White, saying, “the truth is that Ginger White and I are friends. And yes I gave her money, because that’s what friends do. Seth, you and I are friends right?” Giving host Seth Myers a wad of cash, Cain hinted, “Now, you know that money ain’t free…” It’s no surprise that SNL mocks Herman Cain on his reason for dropping out of the presidential race. Um, if you are innocent, you aren’t going to go out without a fight. You aren’t going to cave in to what your enemies want. You will come out swinging to clear your name. So, sorry Herman Cain, I don’t believe all these women are lying.

Report: Gloria Cain wants husband Herman Cain to quit presidential race, angry her life has been turned upside down with allegations of sexual harassment & 13 year extramarital affair.

The Daily Beast is reporting that sources close to the Herman Cain campaign are saying that Gloria Cain “wants her husband to leave the race and has no desire to do additional interviews about their marriage or the constant accusations. They describe a woman angry that her life has been turned upside down by her husband’s need for attention and power by any means.”

Dang, is Gloria Cain about to pull a Vanessa Long on her husband? You will recall Herman Cain hasn’t seen his wife face-t0-face since Ginger White dropped a bombshell that she had been his jump-off in a 13-year adulterous relationship.

Herman Cain sexual accuser Sharon Bialek served with eviction papers on her Glenview, Ill., townhome for being delinquent on her rent to the tune of $7,500. The right wing media is running with this story this morning. Well, she should pay her rent, but does that mean she wasn’t sexually harassed by Herman Cain years ago while he was the CEO of the National Restaurant Association? The right wing media is running with this story.

Herman Cain hasn’t seen wife, Gloria Cain, since Ginger White adultery scandal broke, says he expects to see her in person on Friday.

Herman Cain hasn’t seen his wife, Gloria Cain, and his family to discuss the allegations of Ginger White that the two carried on a 13 year consensual affair. Um, if you love your wife so much, wouldn’t you drop everything and go home to address the problem, considering it could have far-reaching ramifications for your marriage? Cain said he had only spoken to his wife by telephone and expects to see her in person on Friday. Yeah, I hope he has a good explanation for why he was sending text messages to Ginger White in the wee hours of the morning and as recent as last month.

Cain’s attorney Lin Wood sent a letter to Ms. White’s attorney seeking her cell phone records. Um, why couldn’t they go directly to the phone carrier and subpoena the records? Do they honestly believe this woman doctored all those records? Why not get the records for their trips and lavish gifts from Herman Cain? Mr. Wood, start with the Ritz Carlton in Buckhead. I guess we should expect to hear from T.J. Ward as well.

He professes his undying commitment and love for Gloria Cain and his deep commitment to family. Well, this is a family crisis and it needed to be addressed in person the day they got wind of Ginger White and the possibility she would start talking. This proves once again Herman Cain doesn’t know what his priorities are and how to get things done. Sorry, this isn’t the change we can believe in from a GOP presidential hopeful. Family first, politics and job second. Herman Cain doesn’t get that. Wait, how could I forget, he has a lot of things “twirling around in his head.” Well, next…..

UPDATE #1 (12/01/11 8:40 P.M.): Well, what do you know, Gloria Cain didn’t know anything about Ginger White until she broke her story earlier this week. Mrs. Cain had no idea her husband was helping another woman financially. Wow, I’d love to have a front row seat to his meeting with his wife Friday. That should be very interesting. Herman Cain also told the New Hampshire Union Leader that he was considering dropping out of the race, but was continuing with campaign obligations for now. So, here’s my question, if Mrs. Cain had no knowledge of Ginger White, couldn’t the same hold true for Karen Kraushaar and Sharon Bialek? Also, couldn’t the argument be made that she didn’t have a clue what her husband was doing when he was traveling? Seems she was a stay-at-home Mom in more ways than one. No matter how you view this, Herman Cain will become our next president when donkeys fly. In other words, NEVER.

UPDATE#2 (12/01/11 9:12 p.m.): Piers Morgan just called Herman Cain’s attorney Lin Wood naive for saying his client doesn’t have to discuss his personal life in the media and it should have no bearing on his decision to run for the presidency. Um, really? Lin Wood is just as crazy as Herman Cain. He’s blaming the media for the mess Herman Cain is in. How many men give money to another woman behind their wives back freely with no strings attached? Seems to me like Lin Wood also has some crazy stuff twirling around in his head.

Herman Cain Says He’s a “Victim of Character Assassination” as Extramarital Allegations Made by Ginger White Rock Campaign.

More comic relief: Herman Cain, who is still “reassessing” his campaign in the wake of allegations of a 13-year adulterous relationship with Ginger White, said today he is the victim of “character assassination.” Um, Herman Cain, stop this madness and step down. Your campaign will go down in history as one filled with ineptitude from top to bottom.

Comic relief and hypocrisy abound: “Herman Cain’s latest presidential campaign implosion has put some of the Republican Party’s most active voters in a distinctly uncomfortable position: deciding whether to abandon an accused adulterer to side with an admitted adulterer.” — Los Angeles Times