85-year-old Duchess of Alba Weds Her Boytoy.

EEEEKKK!! That face!!! I don't care how much money she has, no way I could fuck her.

by Anonymous

reply 53

08/20/2013

Honestly, she's kind of cool, I mean she's living and having fun. As a gay man I gotta say...she's got the life many of us envy!

by Anonymous

reply 1

10/05/2011

BOYTOY? He's 60 for Christ's sake!

I agree R1. Go granny is what I say. If she can still get a handsome Spaniard with that face at her age then more power to her!

And what a fucking rack she had. I hope she wasn't upset about that magazine cover. Most women would kill for those tits. So would most men!

by Anonymous

reply 2

10/05/2011

She.was 55 when that topless photo was taken. Her breasts are phenomenal. Is her face the result of lifts/peels/fillers?

by Anonymous

reply 3

10/05/2011

Her face is practically deformed.

by Anonymous

reply 4

10/05/2011

C'mon, that's no woman. That's Ron Perlman in drag.

by Anonymous

reply 5

10/05/2011

She's wealthy, correct? Yet she still couldn't manage to find a good plastic surgeon?

She makes the Cat Woman Jocelyn W, look like a movie star!

The mind boggles!

by Anonymous

reply 6

10/05/2011

That's turrible.

by Anonymous

reply 7

10/05/2011

She's gorgeous!

by Anonymous

reply 8

10/05/2011

I hope I have this kind of energy, spirit and fearlessness when I'm her age.

Felicitaciones en su union, Doña Cayetana!

by Anonymous

reply 9

10/05/2011

Are you sure that's her face?

by Anonymous

reply 10

10/05/2011

Young slutty women marry rich old geezers every day. Why should this be judged differently just because the opportunist is a man this time around?

by Anonymous

reply 11

10/05/2011

He's over 60 years old, hardly a "boy toy".

And she apparently has already given her kids their money they'd get after her death AND he signed a pre-nup years ago.

Move along, nothing to see here except two consenting adults who wanted to marry.

by Anonymous

reply 12

10/05/2011

Changing the subject here. I'll never understand European aristocracy. Didn't these countries populations get tired of non-natives taking over the crown and giving away estates and titles to foreigners? The British royal family are basically German and Philip is Danish-German yet born into Greek royalty. Alba's name is Fitz-James Stuart. Who the hell can keep up with it and aren't they worried at all about inbreeding if they are all related?

by Anonymous

reply 13

10/05/2011

Do you think they're going to fuck?

by Anonymous

reply 14

10/05/2011

She was always a little off, but she's rich and titled so is consider excentric rather than batshit crazy.

by Anonymous

reply 15

10/05/2011

Could she not have waited a year for the 500th anniversary of the Quentin Matsys portrait?

(I've posted this before, but the similarity is too uncanny to miss the opportunity of doing again.)

by Anonymous

reply 16

10/05/2011

R3, I had the same reaction. Great tits, especially for a 55 year old.

[quote]The Ugly Duchess (also known as A Grotesque Old Woman) is a satirical portrait painted by the Flemish artist Quentin Matsys around 1513. It shows a grotesque old woman with wrinkled skin and withered breasts (partially visible from her low-cut dress). She wears the aristocratic horned headdress of her youth, by then out of fashion, and holds a red flower in her right hand, at the time a symbol of engagement, indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor. However, it has been described as a bud that will 'likely never blossom'. The work is Matsys' best-known painting.[1]

[quote]The portrait is considered to be the inspiration for John Tenniel's 1869 illustrations of the Duchess in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.[5]

by Anonymous

reply 21

10/05/2011

Jocelyn Wildenstein called and SHE WANTS HER FACE BACK!!

by Anonymous

reply 22

10/05/2011

My first take on here was that she looked like a Dr. Seuss character.

by Anonymous

reply 23

10/05/2011

She seems like a fun old gal.

by Anonymous

reply 24

10/05/2011

Gurl knows how to par-tay.

by Anonymous

reply 25

10/05/2011

[quote]Jocelyn Wildenstein called and SHE WANTS HER FACE BACK!!

With $5 billion, the duchess can buy her 100 times over; it's Cat Woman Wildenstein who should be afraid of the face collector.

by Anonymous

reply 26

10/05/2011

[quote]My first take on here was that she looked like a Dr. Seuss character.

Yertle the Turtle.

by Anonymous

reply 27

10/05/2011

Doesn't she look like Jocelyn Wildenstein's sister? If there was ever a reason to avoid plastic surgery, this is it. And the guy isn't bad looking. Give this 10 years and it will be like Zsa Zsa and her husband.

by Anonymous

reply 28

10/05/2011

[quote]Yertle the Turtle.

Nope, that one's taken.

by Anonymous

reply 29

10/05/2011

According to a comment at the link a medical condition caused facial deformity. Sad if it's true. I'll Google this.

She was quite lovely when she was young and seems like a hoot. Best of luck to them.

by Anonymous

reply 30

10/05/2011

She looks like she got one of those face transplants for the catastrophically disfigured.

by Anonymous

reply 31

10/05/2011

Party on!!

by Anonymous

reply 32

10/05/2011

According to this link she has Melkersson-Rosenthal. I'll dig further.

by Anonymous

reply 33

10/05/2011

She looks like she does R33. She appears to have permanent facial swelling. Either way, she knows how to have a good time.

by Anonymous

reply 34

10/05/2011

You go girl!

by Anonymous

reply 35

10/05/2011

Were there any royals at the wedding?

by Anonymous

reply 36

10/05/2011

More power to her! She's fabulous. Maybe she'll take it easy on the plastic surgery now that she's got a husband. Yeah, probably not.

by Anonymous

reply 37

10/05/2011

[quote]Young slutty women marry rich old geezers every day. Why should this be judged differently just because the opportunist is a man this time around?

When "young slutty women marry rich old geezers," they're BOTH opportunists. Don't act like the man isn't getting something out of it.

by Anonymous

reply 38

10/05/2011

Aww, I hope she doesn't have a disease. I don't feel sorry for her if her face is the result of bad surgeries, but a disfiguring disease would be horrible.

by Anonymous

reply 39

10/05/2011

I keep looking for Wayland Flowers's arm extending out of her ass.

by Anonymous

reply 40

10/05/2011

I'm sure she just wants companionship at this point in her life. She looks genuinely happy in the photos. I say cheers to La Duquesa!

by Anonymous

reply 41

10/05/2011

OMG. It's Zira from Planet of the Apes in a pink frock.

by Anonymous

reply 42

10/05/2011

She looks like a Dr. Seuss character (not that I'm accusing her of molesting children while they're mother's away or anything).

by Anonymous

reply 43

10/05/2011

Looks like the creature from Pan's Labyrinth!

by Anonymous

reply 44

10/05/2011

Good for her. The Duchess looks like a fun gal.

by Anonymous

reply 45

10/05/2011

R7, you forgot the "jus"

by Anonymous

reply 46

10/05/2011

r44, she looks more like the other one:

by Anonymous

reply 47

10/05/2011

Dear lord, she's horrid yet look how they humor her.

by Anonymous

reply 48

08/19/2013

Grace van Cutsem, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.

by Anonymous

reply 49

08/20/2013

She looks like Rhea Perlman and Dr. Zaius had a kid.

by Anonymous

reply 50

08/20/2013

Weird. I didn't even know Gaga was dating.

by Anonymous

reply 51

08/20/2013

r42 Honey, that's not a frock, that's her skin. She's been a nudist for years.

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