Row, row
Row a boat to grandma’s bridge
Grandma calls me a good baby
A bag of candy
A bag of fruit
Grandma buys a fish to cook
Head is raw
Tail is burnt
Scooped into the bowl, the fish is still creaking
Swallowed into my belly, it’s still jumping
Jumps, jumps
Jumps to the fish market bridge
Baby starts to laugh, haha

本来要打千千万万记
现在辰光来不及
马马虎虎打十记
1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10
打了

You were supposed to be spanked thousands of times
But now there’s not enough time
I’ll just half heartedly spank you ten times
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Done!

2015/01/28

A new world record for Largest Wing Chun display has been set in Sichuan, Chengdu, China. The attempt involved10,021 people and was achieved by Sichuan Southwest Vocational College of Civil Aviation i on 8th January.

Wing Chun is Chinese martial art and form of self-defence utilising both striking and grappling while specialising close-range combat

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2015/01/26

China is planning to strip mine the moon for a rare helium, but why? Are they even allowed to do this?

Read More:China Plans To Strip Mine The Moon For Rare Helium-3http://www.immortal.org/4376/china-pl..."Chinese state media has reported the service module of test lunar orbiter has successfully began orbiting the Moon and the lunar mission will see the Chang'e 5 spacecraft perform a soft landing on the surface of the Moon, where it will collect four pounds of rock and soil samples before returning home, China Topix reported."China Reaches Moon Orbit, Wants to Mine Very Rare, Energy Dense Elementhttp://www.zmescience.com/space/china..."China's has reached a new milestone in its space program - its latest spacecraft service module has entered orbit around the moon, after being successfully tested on Earth a few months ago."

How Lunar Soil Could Power the Futurehttp://www.livescience.com/2784-lunar..."The moon is once again a popular destination, as several space-faring nations are talking about setting up bases there. One reason would be to mine fuel for future fusion reactors."

Ouyang Ziyuan's Moon Dream Coming Truehttp://www.china.org.cn/english/scite..."Ouyang Ziyuan's interest in the moon first came when he read about the catastrophic collisions when meteorites hit the Earth."

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