I don’t wanna argue, and I don’t wanna fight, But there will definitely be a party tonight… — Jackson Browne – For a Rocker

t’s fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I’ve got to get out of this rut and back into the groove! — Homer Simpson, Homerpalooza

Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past. — anonymous

“Elves and Dragons!” I says to him. “Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me.” — J. R. R. Tolkien

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author — Mark Twain, “The adventures of Hucklebarry Finn”