Avengers Lyrics

Ok we all know by now who and what and how cool the Avengers are. But most people still don’t know that they were so cool that each of them had their own theme song. Here are the lyrics.

Captain America:

When Captain America throws his mighty shield,

All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield.

If he’s led to a fight and a duel is due,

Then the red and white and the blue’ll come through

When Captain America throws his mighty shield.

Iron Man:

Tony Stark makes you feelHe’s a cool exec with a heart of steel.

As Iron Man, all jets ablaze,

He’s fighting and smiting with repulsor rays!

Amazing armor! That’s Iron Man!

A blazing power! That’s Iron Man!

Thor:

’Cross the Rainbow Bridge of Asgard,Where the booming heavens roar,

You’ll behold in breathless wonder,

The God of Thunder, Mighty Thor!

Hulk:

Doc Bruce Banner,
Belted by gamma rays,
Turned into the Hulk.Ain’t he unglamor-ous!

Wreckin’ the town
With the power of a bull,

Ain’t no monster clown
Who is as lovable.

As ever-lovin’ Hulk! HULK!! HULK!!”

With some special additions

Spiderman:

Spider-man, Spider-man, does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size, catches thieves just like flies.
Look Out! Here comes the Spider-man.Is he strong? Listen bud, he’s got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead.
Hey, there. There goes the Spider-man.

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime.
Like a streak of light, he arrives just in time.

Spider-man, Spider-man, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man.
Wealth and fame? He’s ignored. Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up,
Whenever there’s a hang up,
You’ll find the Spider-man.

Batgirl:

Batgirrrl, Batgirl! Batgirrrl, Batgirl!Where do you come from, where do you go?

What is your scene, baby, we just gotta know.

Batgirrrl, Batgirl! Batgirrrl, Batgirl!

Are you a chick who fell in from outer space?

Or are you real with a tender warm embrace?

Yeaaaaah, whose baby are you? Batgirrrl, Batgirl!

Yeaaaaah, whose baby are you? Batgirl!

Submariner:

Stronger than a whale,He can swim anywhere.

He can breathe under water

And go flying through the air.

The Noble Sub-Mariner

Prince of the Deep

So, beware you deadly demons…

Lord Namor of Atlantis is the Prince of the Deep.

Marvel Mighty Marching Society Song:

Stand a little straighter. Walk a little prouder. Be an innovator. Clap a little louder.
Grow forever greater. We can show you how to. Where will you be then?You belong, you belong, you belong, you belong to the Merry Marvel Marching Society.
March along, march along, march along to the song of the Merry Marvel Marching Society.
If you growl, if you groan with a down sour outlook, if you howl, if you moan, you can lose your sour grout
by keeping trim and in step with the vim and the pep of the Merry Marvel Marching Society.

Be an early riser. Strive to be ambitious. Speak a little wiser. Try to be judicious.
Be a good advisor, never ever vicious. Where will you be then?

Face front… Lift your head… You’re on the winning team… ’NUFF SAID!
You belong, you belong, you belong, you belong to the Merry Marvel Marching Society.
March along, march along, march along to the song of the Merry Marvel Marching Society.
If you growl, if you groan, and your star is nearly zero, do not howl, do not moan, you can be a superhero,
marching right along to the fighting song of the Merry Marvel Marching Society.

Thanks for this! A few comments about the last song, though: It should be “laugh a little louder,” not “clap.” (I remember the animation — if you can call it that — of the Hulk laughing when that line was sung.) It should also be “dour, sour outlook” instead of “down sour outlook;” “lose your sour grout” should be either “lose your sauerkraut” or “sour pout” (I’m not certain which, but I lean towards the former); and “your score,” not “your star” is nearly zero. At least, that’s the way I heard it.