No. You fail. This thread is about bananas, not your fucking apples. There is no room in this thread for apples, if you want to talk about apples, make your own fucking apple thread you appletard.
I had a banana, but then I froze it and rammed it up this appletard's anus and then took a spiked cilice and gagged him with it, impaled him upon a whale-penis, which, incidentally, is called a "dork", and put a beartrap on his penis, all the while slowly yet forcefully feeding said appletard a mushy rotten banana. Unpeeled.