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Hey, Ernie. Sorry I missed the talent show. How was it? Wee, things started out pretty slowly... Jack and Jill's act fell flat. And Little Miss Muffet has a terrible case of stage freight! and Cinderella? We ran late so she had to leave before performing. And then Rip Van Winkle put the audience to sleep! How about Humpty Dumpty? As usual, he was a bust. Boy. It sounds like every act bombed! Not the big bad wolf! The audience loved him? Liked him? He brought the house down!

What a great New Year's Eve party! I'll say! Yankee Doodle brought funny hats for everybody. The big, bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew up the balloons. Music by Little Boy Blue and valet parking by the Three Blind Mice. Hey I wonder who lost a slipper!