Mrs Romney wowed the Republican faithful with a speech at the RNC which emoted the the reasons why her husband was the best man for the job of American President. She said he would be able to defy "Liberal science" and move the USA closer to Jesus with the power of impressive prayers.

"My husband is a good man with five fit sons I gave him," Mrs. Romney said. "Together, with my family we can all physically move our country closer to God with a good heave. Jesus's planet is not so far away and we can all go there as Christians from the past and today. So listen to me and go out and spread the message. Mitt can do it! Atlas Shrugged but Mitt will take up that globe and move the Earth to be closer to God and Kolob."