Not only did Martha Stewart weigh in on the Paula Deen-vastation on Andy Cohen's HIGH-larious show Watch What Happens Live, she also admitted to having a one night stand, sexting, and maybe having a threesome. We don't know how you "maybe" have a threesome but we'd LOVE to know! Dish, girl, dish!

And then things got kray kray. Martha actually spanked the host himself with a paddle while making him beg, thus turning Watch What Happens Live into the made-for-TV 50 Shades of Grey, which may or may not be the nickname Martha has for her plethora of beaus.

Ch-ch-check all of that weirdness sexiness in the videos …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Although it would makes sense that Martha Stewart and Paula Deen would be arch nemeses that would have an epic spatula fight to the death were they to ever come face to face, it seems that there's not total hatred between the two…

While on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Martha finally weighed in on the whole Paula Deen-saster, saying this: