Photos: Mother’s Day gifts Mom will cherish – or not

.., Hammacher Schlemmer05.11.2012

The Flying Car, $350,000. Mom will thank you for this vehicle on days when she must make a run to the supermarket for a jug of milk. Not only will the trip take less than half the time, but Mom will get a thrill, too. The wings fold up for easy parking. “Designed by a team of MIT graduates, this is the vehicle that converts from a street-legal automobile to a Light Sport aircraft in 30 seconds. A 100 hp, four-cylinder engine powers both the craft's three-bladed propeller for a maximum airspeed of 115 mph and its continuously variable transmission, rear-wheel drive to above 65 mph when on the road. When the wings are folded, the craft easily stores in a home's garage.” Available through hammacher schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com

Toilet Seat Lifter, $24.99. Mom will never stop thanking her favourite son for this bathroom convenience. “This toilet seat pedal is a brilliant solution to end fights over leaving the toilet seat up and down. Just like a regular trash can pedal, you step on the pedal to lift up the toilet seat, and remove your foot when you are done and the toilet seat slowly drops back down.” Buy through Amazon.com ..
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The Aquarium Coffee Table, $699.95. Perfect for the woman who wants to at an original element to her home décor. The glass-topped coffee table contains an aquarium. Its acrylic sides provide clear viewing of the interior, while the removable tabletop of 1/4"-thick beveled tempered glass is large and sturdy enough to accommodate a sculpture and hardcover books. Lights in the base illuminate the tank from beneath the bed of blue glass gravel. Comes with two-stage submersible filter pump and decorative plants. Gap under top allows for feeding. Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The Professionally Choreographed Orchestral Fountain, $7,000. Mom’s loved the dancing fountains at the Belaggio in Las Vegas. Now she can groove to her very own Belaggio in the backyard. “This is the hand-made fountain that projects lighted waterspouts that are synchronized with music. A computer chip inside the fountain synchronizes the multicolored light patterns, the height of the waterspouts, and the side-to-side movement of twelve water nozzles with the melody of the music. The music is transmitted through four 200-watt speakers built into the side panels and a 100-watt amp that generate crisp, clear sound.” Assembly required. Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt! $48.69. Make sure Mom is well protected when out alone. “The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt is designed to give you a punch with plenty of power! Just touch your attacker to instantly repel them and give you the time you need to get away. A longer contact period will cause further disorientation of an attacker and after some seconds may drop them to their knees.” Uses two Lithium batteries that are included. Comes with a free Nylon Belt Holster designed to allow quick access.” One Year Warranty. Buy through Amazon.com ..
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The Oenophile's Personal Winery, $6,000. If Mom imbibes, she’ll enjoy this big-time. “This is the automated winery that vinifies up to four cases of wine in your home. Combining traditional winemaking techniques with modern oenological technology, the device conducts the entire post-harvest process in its stainless steel chamber--cold soaking, pressing, and fermenting the grapes -- and ages the wine for up to twelve months… The system automatically monitors the fermentation heat, aging temperature, and Brix (grape sugar level), and wirelessly transmits the information to a PC where it can be logged, graphed, and analyzed using the included software.” Comes with Lifetime Guarantee. Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The Authentic New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart. $5,500. Great for backyard entertaining, and if Mom wants to make a little extra money on the side, she can branch out into the neighbourhood. “This is the authentic hot dog vendor's cart, found on the streets and in the parks of New York City today, continuing the city's robust street food tradition that began in the late 19th century. Made of durable food-grade 18-gauge stainless steel, the cart rolls on two 20" pneumatic wheels and a locking caster with two handles that provide easy maneuvering.” Propane tank not included. Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser, $12.95. A “wacky, gross and funny (not to mention practical) addition to any bathroom or shower stall.” Just squeeze the nose, and gel will ooze out from the right nostril. Easy to attach on tiles with three suction cups at the back. Buy through..
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The Heated Full Body Massage Chair. $7,000. Yes, this is the mother of all massage chairs. “This is the only full-body massage chair that combines the invigorating touch of a massage therapist's hands with the restorative sensation of hot stone therapy. Thermal rollers in the chair's back deliver concentrated warmth that increases blood flow to help soothe and relax sore lumbar muscles. The rejuvenating rollers travel from the neck to the waist, replicating the gentle palm style of Swedish massage or the deep-tissue kneading of Shiatsu.” Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The Elliptical Machine Office Desk, $8,000. Great for Mom’s home office. “This is the adjustable-height desk that pairs with a semi-recumbent elliptical trainer to let users exercise while on the job. Designed to be pedaled at slower cadences that won't break one's concentration (or cause one to break a sweat), an average user can burn about 4,000 calories in a typical workweek.” Available through hammacher schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The Acoustic Immersion Pod, $3,000. Ideal for moms who are music enthusiasts and crave total relaxation. “This is the pod that immerses a listener in an acoustically optimized chamber, providing an enveloping audio experience with its robust six-speaker surround sound system. Its interior is lined with open-cell acoustic foam--the same used in recording studios--that deflects, disperses, and absorbs sound waves, creating a personal sound environment that will not disturb those nearby.” Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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Her Majesty's Umbrella. $49.95. Mom deserves to be treated like a queen. “This is the umbrella favored by Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II when she ventures outdoors in public during inclement weather. Supplied to the royal household by Fulton Company Limited, holder of a Royal Warrant to The Queen (and previous holder of the Queen Mother's Warrant), the clear dome canopy provides ample coverage for the head and shoulders while allowing onlookers to recognize its holder, and vice versa.“ Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The Brazilian Barbecue Briefcase. $719.95. Have briefcase will travel – and barbecue. Allows Mom to grill anywhere, anytime. “This is the briefcase that converts into a charcoal grill with motorized spits for grilling authentic Brazilian churrasco. The briefcase sets up on its four removable legs and a motor inside its lid automatically rotates the four included spits over a charcoal tray in the base, producing meat with crisp, golden-brown exteriors and succulent interiors--the hallmarks of churrasco.” Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The 46 Inch Weather-Resistant Outdoor HD Television. $5,000. Mom will be able to enjoy her favourite TV shows in the backyard on summer evenings. “This is the high-definition television suitable for permanent installation and use outdoors. The television's internal components are integrated into an all-weather exterior that repels rain, dirt, insects, and harsh outdoor conditions.” Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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The Suntracking Beach Chair, $119.95, reduced from $149. This will be Mom’s go-to backyard lounger. You won’t be able to pry her out of it. And it’s portable. “Winner of a Gold Medal at the INPEX Invention Show, this is the only folding beach chair that swivels 360º, allowing you to always face the sun without getting up. The chair swivels smoothly on steel ball bearings that are sealed by a rubber gasket to keep sand and dirt out. The chair reclines to three positions…” Available through Hammacher Schlemmer at http://www.hammacher.com ..
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