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i didn't have to go at all on Friday, which surprised and delighted me. Then on Saturday I suddenly HAD to go at about 7pm. And then on Sunday I to take a poop TWICE in the middle of the day. my body was definitely telling me things.

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I don't get how some of you can go all weekend without pooping. I try to go in the morning right after the "cleaning" truck goes by. I invested in thick toilet seat covers this year, and always brought butt wipes with me.

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This is one of the advantages of getting a hotel. Poop before you leave for the festival, poop when you get back to your room.

Is there a funnier childish word than poop?

Yes, there is...Ka-Ka...Oh, and Turdies always gets a giggle out of me also! lol But, anyway... My "dot" must be some elitest that needs it's very own litterbox because it didn't matter what I ate or drank, it just wasn't happening.

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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I know! After we're done bonding with our poop stories, can we talk about anal sex next?

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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The A/C trailers were a godsend. Clean, quiet, comfortable. I just made sure to get there early in the day and bring extra TP. The cantina was nice too before they shut down the toilets due to a bunch of fucktards flushing straws and stuff down them.

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As I got closer to home, my bowels began to scream "LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!"
They knew where I was heading. Once I was able to pop a squat, a 4 day montage was ejected into the toilet bowl. Seriously, it was separated into 4 colors, which i can only assume was to represent each day I was at coachella. Afterwards, I clogged the toilet with shit and shit alone. I've had big deuces before, but never have i ever clogged the toilet with one. Feels good man.

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Saturday around 2am a couple friends and I went to the portas near our area(lot 5) and as soon as we got there we heard a few drunk girls having the hardest time getting out of one.
I kept yelling from my stall, Handle girl, turn the handle!

Lcd Soundsystem would be proud.
I tore it up Friday once the gates opened.

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Two words: SPICY PIE. As already mentioned above. I had 2 slices of those on Friday, and them pipes got thoroughly cleaned out on Saturday.

And if you've got psychological issues with the porta potties, please consult the porta potty guide I posted a couple months ago for future reference.

I haven't got psychological issues with porta-potties, but my "dot" does. I mean, really...would you want to spill your guts to some shitty like stranger in some dark assed hole?

Originally Posted by Wicked Spork

As I got closer to home, my bowels began to scream "LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!"
They knew where I was heading. Once I was able to pop a squat, a 4 day montage was ejected into the toilet bowl. Seriously, it was separated into 4 colors, which i can only assume was to represent each day I was at coachella. Afterwards, I clogged the toilet with shit and shit alone. I've had big deuces before, but never have i ever clogged the toilet with one. Feels good man.

You need to hook up with the Creator's Project, I'm serious...

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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As much as I try not to poop, I always end up having to go on Sunday. Rather than baking in a portapotty, I went to the air conditioned restroom trailers around 1pm. There was no wait, and I was able to poop in peace.