I used TKD in teh str33t!!!!!1

Hi guys! I have a story I'd like to share with you, about an experience I had yesterday, while running down my home street. I was viciously assaulted by a rabid beast, and used my WTF TKD training to escape unscathed!

Like all true Samurai, I like to run outdoors and draw strength from nature. I usually run a couple of miles down the street from my house and back. Yesterday however, while running my usual route, I was ambushed by the most vicious Dachshund I have ever seen. This guy was old, feisty, and very pissed off.

He came out charging like a bat out of hell and cut me off, bearing his fangs, and snarling with all 16" of height. I quickly realized that if I wanted to protect my ankles, I would have to fight!

He closed the distance and snapped at my lead leg! On instinct I raised it up to the infamous chamber, keeping it out of my diminutive attackers reach, and loaded for a deadly counterstrike. My opponent pressed forward, determined to sate his blood-lust.

Now my WTF sparring really kicked in, as the Dachshund charged, I began to hop. Perfectly balanced (like a ninja) keeping my front leg chambered, and holding the enemy at bay. I even kept my hands down at my waist!

I briefly considered what strategy I might employ if it hit the ground, but discarded that option completely, once I remembered that we were on the street, and the dogs friends would come out and curb stomp me to death.

Every-time he would commit, I would bounce of center, and extend my leg just enough to let him know I could hit him, and make him think twice. This continued for about a minute in a half, with my elusive and precise footwork preventing my attacker from mounting any kind of successful attack. Finally, the owner came out of her trailer, and called the Hell-hound off.

Victory! As the adrenaline wore off I lowered my chamber and took note of my surroundings. I noticed a couple of girls across the street who were laughing at the encounter. I knew they were just nervous, obviously impressed with my alpha male domination and cat like reflexes. I thought about trying to talk to one of them, but realized a true warrior finishes his run! And so I did!