wicca in the white house

In Obama’s America, Thanksgiving Is Just Halloween Again, Forever

Looks like the Wonkette photo desk was pretty much abandoned during your managing editor’s long absence, which basically means nobody was raiding the White House Flickr feed for easy comedy blog postings, so forgive us if we GO BACK IN TIME to a special day that is really every single day for all Americans forever: Halloween.

So, Barack’s mother-in-law is “dressed up” as a Gitmo prisoner. Michelle is what, maybe that crazy lady who urinated on the neighbor’s porch and scared the kids? Barry is dressed as … Harry Potter? Let’s say Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Easter Basket. And then there’s his sidekick, Chewbacca — so maybe Obama is really “a gay child version of Lando Calrissian, forced by this stormtrooper to carry an Easter Basket, for Jesus.”

Every year at Halloween, the socialist president pulls out the rotting head of Abraham Lincoln so all the guests can laugh at the Father of Our Country. Okay, that’s enough Flickr Fun for now! Otherwise, we would need to come up with some explanation for this outrage. [White House Flickr]

In honor of Senator Byrd getting himself wheeled in to the Senate chamber this weekend to vote yes on moving healthcare reform forward, I will not be saying a damn thing about that second photo. But the grape lady is hot — all the more reason to be a vegetarian.

ManchuCandidate

Meow, Michelle can scratch.

I wonder who got stuck wearing the Wookie suit. I hope it was Geithner, but they probably made Stephen Chiu (Chewie, get it?) put it on.

Holding Out for a Hero

“That’s ’cause White House Press Corp members don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.”

Extemporanus

Wicca please!

The Cap&#39

Michelle looks kind of annoyed that she went throught the trouble of putting on ears and Bary just put on a sweater.

Hooray For Anything

Where’s the photo of Obama bowing in submission to the Imperial Storm Trooper?

SmutBoffin

It is a period of civil war. Teabagger insurgents, striking from a hidden basement, have won their first victory against the evil socialist empire.

I think that the Wookie is an illegal immigrant from…whereverthefuck wookies are from…that the president is letting stay in the Lincoln bedroom.

Extemporanus

[re=464832]ManchuCandidate[/re]: So that’s why it was always up to Chewie to get the hyperdrive back on line—he’s a Nobel Prize-winning Chinese American atomic physicist.

[re=464843]Hooray For Anything[/re]: It’s even worse–Here is a picture of the Usurper bowing to a tiny child! Yet he is so horrified by his own act of submission (or by the fact that it is a tiny White Christian America-loving child) that he also covers his face with his hands.