A comely, courteous Christian
who appears in over 100 videos including Back to Anal Alley and Extreme
Sex, Dyanna Lauren, born 7/21/68, stands 5'6", weighs 115 pounds and measures
38D-22-33. Her latest boyfriend is Steven St. Croix.

"Lauren has a graceful
figure with the cutest pug nose, an hourglass body with tastefully augmented
tits and a perfectly round ass. With her ratty blonde mane, she looks
like one of those bimbo farm girls on HeeHaw. But when she f---s, Lauren
has all the passion of a slumbering snail. She's a mannequin with a cunt.
Her tits must be filled with cement because they never move an inch."
(HEVG)

Adam Film World: "She's
got a businesslike attitude about her that harks back to some of the more
studied porn actresses of the late '70s. Perhaps it's because she is getting
into the X-rated movie industry at an age when most porn starlets are
getting out. It gives her a sense of seriousness about her that, coupled
with her lady-like countenance, makes her a class act. A conversation
with her is like one with a professional woman who knows where she is
going. She talks about ideas, goals and life experiences that have shaped
who she is."

In keeping with her classy
ways, Dyanna Lauren uses her real name. Unlike hundreds of porn performers
who hide behind fake names but claim to be unashamed of what they do,
Dyanna Lauren leads with truth. She's a rare person of integrity.

The sweetest of the Vivid
girls grew up happily in Hacienda Heights, Los Angeles and has spent all
of her life in Southern California. She attended the Christian Azusa Pacific
College where she majored in music. Dyanna's Christian mom runs her stripping
schedule and fan club.

Lauren is also close to
her older sister. "We've never had a fight. My whole family knows what
I do. I'd never do anything that I'd regret or have to hide from somebody
because I always think about something before I do it. And if I did something
that turned out wrong, like a relationship, it's something that I've learned
from as opposed to something that I should regret doing."

Dyanna lost her virginity
at age 21. Her independent ways kept her outside the popular circle all
through school, which is probably why she's happy today. The values that
make for popularity in high school, such as beauty and athleticism, rarely
create a rewarding life.

"I let those things [like
unpopularity] bounce off my back. The people that are important to me
are the people that care about me. The others don't matter. The best revenge
is living well."

Lauren began posing for
men's magazines starting at age 18 and then acted in non-sexual roles
for X-movies starting at age 25. "I'm considered a good actress.

"Ever since I was five
years old, I've wanted to be Gypsy Rose Lee. I've always been able to
sing and to be an extrovert and an exhibitionist. I can sing and take
my clothes off at the same time."

At age 27, Dyanna divorced
her abusive rock 'n roll husband who's now married Tera Heart.

One day on the set, "somebody
decided that it would be a good idea to have real alcohol in this party
scene. And I kept stealing bottles of champagne. After my third bottle
of champagne, Lene Hefner kept doing to me more than they asked her to
do. So they asked me to pan my hand up her body to her face and over to
Marc Davis's face. Instead of doing that, I panned up her body, stopped
at her crotch and dove in. Everybody freaked. "Oh my God, we've got Dyanna
Lauren doing sex on film. Don't stop her, Don't stop her. Everybody back
off."

"We went to a party afterwards
and I had sex with Brad Armstrong in the bathroom, which began a two-year
relationship. Brad was also an extra at this time and a male model."

Armstrong moved on to
a career as a porn stud and director.

After Brad, Dyanna moved
on to the abusive Colt Steele for a year-and-a-half. Lauren frequently
chooses men who beat her.

She spends her spare time
cleaning her house and looking after her many animals. "Money isn't that
important to me. I want to be normal."

Dyanna lives on a thousand-acre
ranch 100 miles south of Los Angeles. "My pig is the love of my life,"
she told journalist Harris Gaffin. "His name is Benny and he's a black
pot-bellied pig with two white hooves."

None of Dyana's closest
friends are in the industry. Two of them, however, are ex-performers,
St. Croix and Celeste.

"Most people don't know
how to approach me, but I'm the easiest person to talk to, the easiest
person to get along with. I always do what I'm told. This morning they
[the crew] said to me, "Are you sure you're on contract [with Vivid]?"
And I said "Yeah."

"But you're too easy to
work with to be on contract."

"People have a perception
of Vivid girls and don't look at us as individuals."

Dyanna watches her own
flicks, fast-forwarding through the sex to evaluate her acting.

"I'm always hard on myself.
Even though we're only working with one take.

"Until they're ready for
me on the set, I study my dialogue. I am a fanatic about having my scripts
at least four or five days ahead of time. And that's tough in this business.
I've talked to other people who do legitimate movies and they tell me
the general assumption is that porn actors can't act. But when they find
out how much prep time we get, they all say there is no way they could
do the job with that little time. Sometimes we get the script that day
and have to do it right in just one or two takes."

The sexual position reverse
cowgirl - where the woman sits on the man's cock while facing towards
his legs - particularly flatters Dyanna, displaying her bouncing tits,
sleek waist and firm thighs.

Lauren appears frequently
on the Howard Stern radio show. On her 2-7-98 gig, she talked about her
two awards at the last AVN ceremony: Best Anal Scene and Best Actress
for Vivid's Bad Wives. She then gave a nude massage to a 27-year old male
virgin who suffered spinal and other injuries when hit by a car a year
before. A man who had been raped at a coke party looked on.

1/4/01

I was live on the Bob
Berkowitz show Lovebytes on Eyada.com with Vivid director Dyanna Lauren.

Lauren mentions that she's paired up with John, the owner of the Spearmint
Rhino stripclub chain, since September. She's on the line from London.
Dyanna broke up with fellow Vivid porn actor Stephen St. Croix in February.

Dyanna is in London because her boyfriend is opening Spearmint Rhino
clubs there. He's also opening up clubs in Moscow and elsewhere.

Lauren has known John for 15 years through his ownership of various clubs.

Dyanna: "Stephen and I broke up in June. We had pretty much broken
up in February and we had tried to work things out until June. And then
in September, I started dating John."

Luke: "There was a lot of talk a few years ago about Spearmint Rhino
getting into the video business?"

Dyanna: "We were going to do that a few years ago... I was going
to do it with him. I was very upfront and honest. So many people think
there is so much more money to be made [in video pornography] but the
pie has been split into so many different pieces. It's not worth it. It's
better to take your money and put it into adult cabarets around the world."

Luke: "Spearmint Rhino has had a controversial reputation within
the industry?"

Dyanna: "What's the controversy about?"

Luke doesn't remember but comes up with: "Girls not getting paid...
That they were signing contract girls to do these videos..."

Dyanna: "That's not true in any way shape or form. Whoever made
the statements was just trying to sensationalize themselves. I was the
one who was going to do the video company... There's no way that could
be true. They did do a line of strip videos with a few girl-girl things..."

XXX writes: A source close to the Gary the Retard porno admitted that
not much of Gary's scenes were used because he was ``too loud'' when directing
and he could be heard on video. Also, his direction wasn't much more than
``Lick her ass.''

Tell me something Luke. Why did Vivid send Dascha and Kelsey along with
Dyanna Lauren to Howard Stern on the Gary the Retard directed scene? none
of the three worked with Gary, matter of fact the unnamed actress in the
scene isn't even a Vivid girl.

When Dyanna approached the actress she (Dyanna) promised a spot on Stern
then the actress got snubbed when the time came to live up to the bargain.
The girl who was in the scene that Gary directed was Felicia Fox. Besides,
for all the carrying on about all of this Gary was in The Whack Pack Gangbang
with Alexandra Quinn where he essentially barks the same encouragement
and gets a lot of screen time to boot, I would choose that one over the
Vivid scam any day it was hilarious.

Hello Luke....... Dyanna Lauren was asked questions by Howard about the
major success story of the "owner" of Vivid. Dyanna became VERY nervous
and when asked about the Vivid owner's hundreds of millions of dollars...she
became even more nervous and her voice became kind of frazzled. She was
muttering all sorts of comments about remaining silent about all that
and something about IRS agents listening. Poor Dyanna was really put on
the spot and in a difficult position live on national radio. I was laughing
my ass off listening to every word....just knowing that word for word
would be transcribed at some point on LF.com.

howard said hundred million.and I could hear the lump building up in
dyannas throat....i felt sorry for her.... watch....it will be cut from
the TV edit. watch....it will be cut from the Tv edit. Just like all the
paul fishbein mafia references on stern. Funny material set aside for
"image."

i was rolling......just waiting to read all the people emailing into
you about that aspect of the stern interview...very funny stuff..no vivid
names were givem..dyanna played dumb.smart girl ;-)

Luke says: Steve and Vivid are notorious within the industry for their
fancy movement of money in and out of their offshore accounts.

From MarksFriggin.com: Gary the Retard came in to talk about this porn
movie ''Interactive Shock Jock'' that he directed... well, one scene was
directed by him. Also in with Gary was director/actress Diana Lauren who
has been in over 160 pornos herself.

Howard spoke to Gary and Diana for a few minutes about what happened
at the shoot. Diana said that Gary directed one scene where a DJ gets
sex from a stripper. He got to hang around for 3 days while they shot
the rest of the movie also. We found out that Gary had to pleasure himself
after one scene. He ended up going out in a back alley to whack off. Howard
had a couple of the other girls who were in the movie come in also.

Dasha and Kelsey came in and talked to Howard about their porn careers
for a few minutes. Gary didn't get to work with either of them on his
day of directing though. Howard was fascinated with Dasha after he found
out she used to be a nanny before she became a porn star. He spent a short
time trying to find out more about that. She said she never had sex with
any of her employers though. She eventually stopped doing that and became
a stripper. She was homeless at one point and that's how she became a
porn actress.

Howard asked all of the girls if they'd even consider having sex with
a retarded person like Gary the Retard. They all draw the line at that
idea.