I had a friend once, he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells kinda cool, kinda funny anyway

Satan, satan, satan

I had a friend once, he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and everyone in the room
He was sort of loving, kinda caring
Kinda tried to fuck my La-Z-Boy
It got a bit messy, all over the curtains
Arm chair covers, throw pillows and carpeting