Sunday, October 19, 2008

Dear JoeYah errr

I don't really know how to tell you this, but yre a pervert. I think I realized it when when i threw up as you ate enchilada and I saw you ignore my avocado plant I'm sure you're middle-class

enough to understand that extreme homemakeover sucks I'm returning the cut toenails to you *eww :p, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember a new life as a clone.

2. Which is your birth month?January - That nightFebruary - Last yearMarch - When your dwarf bit meApril - When I tripped on sesame seedsMay - First of MayJune - When you put cuffs on meJuly - When I threw upAugust - When I saw the shrunken headSeptember - When we skinny dippedOctober - When I quoted SantaNovember - When your dog ran amokDecember - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?Tacos - In your apartmentPizza - In your camping carPasta - Outside of ChicagoHamburgers - Under the busSalad - As you ate enchiladaChicken - In your closetKebab - With Paris HiltonFish - In women's clothingSandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduationLasagna - At the mental hospitalHot dog - Under a state of tranceNone of the above - With George Bush and his wife

7. Your mood right now?Happy - How awful I've feltSad - How boring you areBored - That Santa doesn't existAngry - That your pimples are at the last stageDepressed - That we're cousinsExcited - That there is no solution to this.Nervous - The middle-eastWorried - That your Honda sucksApathetic - That I did a sex-changeAshamed - That I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddly - That I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyous - That I'm openOther - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

10. The last letter in your last name?A/B - Always will rememberC/D - Never will forgetE/F - Always wanted to breakG/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty beforeK/L - Will tell the authorities aboutM/N - Told in my confession today aboutO/P - Was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R - Told my psychiatrist aboutS/T - Get sick when I think ofU/V - Always will try to forgetW/X - Am better off withoutY/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?Water- Our friendshipBeer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a cloneSoda - The incarnation as an eskimoMilk - The apartment buildingWine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for miceJuice - Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water - Embarrassing rashHot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishismWhisky - To ruin the second world warOther - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand - Warm regardsUSA - Best regardsEngland - Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain - Go and drown yourselfChina - Disgusting regardsGermany - With easeJapan - Go burnGreece - Your everlasting enemyEgypt - Get lost nowFrance - In painOther - Greetings to your freaky family