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My first phone conversation with a new client: Client: "I love your rough concept! And your estimate's very reasonable, too — oh, I'm so glad I found you. I'll be the best client ever, I promise!" Me:...

Even the best Hollywood set dressers in the biggest budget horror movie can't outdo real life. You wouldn't spend a night in in these places regardless of the number of shotguns and Bibles you were allowed to bring.

Client: "How much do you charge to install Windows on a computer?" Me: "$85" Client: "Is it going to be legal?" Me: "Yes." Client: "How much do you charge for a pirated copy?" Me: "$10,000 or 10 years...

Client: "[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this site for $200. Why should I go with you?" Me: "Has he done any work for you in the past?" Client: Yeah! He did [Other Site] for me. [I load the other...

Matthew Inman is the writer of a . He was having a great time creating content for his comics when he began to notice them appearing in various places on the web without his permission. One of those sites was FunnyJunk.Com.