ENTIRE self-help libraries have been written telling girls like Tracy that guys like Steve just aren't that into them and never will be.

And now, all those relationship experts are going to find themselves out of work, as Steve has admitted he really liked Tracy all along, but was just "scared". This is about as likely as finding out that the reason a bloke hasn't called you is because there really is a fault on your phone line.

But now we know.

The secret to making a guy commit is threatening to move to Portsmouth.