Famous Pop Star In Death Leap

The music world is today in mourning following the shocking untimely death of world famous singer, Charles Haddon.

Haddon, the lead singer of global phenomenom Ou Est Le Swimming Pool, apparently dived 200 feet to his death in a stunt that appears to have gone horribly wrong.

Horror

Horrified onlookers described seeing Haddon wearing trunks, goggles and a swimming cap at the top of a telegraph pole before shouting Ou Est Le Swimming Pool (Where is the swimming pool). It has emerged that a passer by answered Haddon's request for directions by shouting C'est ici monsieur, (it's here sir). It seems Haddon then gave a thumbs up and dived into what he thought was a pool.

However, the passer by misheard Haddon's request for information. Henri Marsaud. 56, said "I thought he was asking where the NCP car park was. I only found out later that he was asking for the whereabouts of the public bathing facilities."

Haddon, who has sold more records than Elvis Presley and The Beatles put together, landed head first on the tarmac and was killed instantly.

Shock

Record label spokesman, Kirk Cobain, said "I'm still in shock. Just as Ou Est Le Swimming Pool were taking the world by storm as well. But I don't think his death was an accident. He'd been depressed for some time at his inability to grasp basic French. Strictly speaking a swimming pool is a feminine noun so the band clearly should have been called Ou Est LA Swimming Pool, not LE Swimming Pool. Indeed, it could be argued that they should have called themselves Ou Est La Piscine. I believe that Haddon died as a direct result of grammatical and linguistic deficiency."

Make Herr Riballs's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

More fake news stories

Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC.
Her name was North West.
She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...

Hollywood- Scarlet Johanson, reveals her total ignorance with unflattering remarks of the 2015 American erotic romantic drama film, Fifty Shades of Grey.
Johanson, a female actress who lives a dull sex life, and who has clearly never seen the fil...

A new study by the Institute For Audience Analysis shows that Fox News viewers do not have the brains or lifestyles that would enable them to understand the balanced news reporting in The other Sunday news programs:
Broadcast Sunday Morning News S...

Fans of Star Wars actor Leonard Nimoy who was buried in Los Angeles in a small, private funeral on Sunday are said to be enraged after one man dared to call the actor "a one trick pony".
Nimoy, 83, who died on Friday of chronic obstructive pulmon...

Star Wars - A report was issued by the Transportation Safety Board about the crash of the "Millennium Falcon," a small plane flown by Harrison Ford that crashed and sent him to the hospital.
The short report, obtained by FarceMagazine.com, recount...

Latest reports suggest Justin Bieber has been mocking girls in LA bars by proclaiming "I have a johnson, you haven't!"
However Bieber did get as much back when one of his targets raised "her" dress and replied "yes I have sweety, what do you want...

NBC anchor Brian Williams, with all his credibility as a high-profile journalist apparently shot to hell, has decided that with his very creative imagination, that his next career stop is to become a fiction writer, according to an NBC assistant-to-t...