Breaking: Taylor Swift Got a Karlie Kut

Last night, as the fashion crowd wound down the sixth day of Fashion Week, as Barack and Michelle Obama sat down to the state dinner, something much more important occurred: Taylor Swift cut her hair. And the world cheered, and there was joy and merriment and revelry for this momentous occasion. At least, that’s the way it appears in a video she posted, which pans to her employees and friends cheering on her decision.

Three hours later, she debuted the final result. Did she get a mohawk? Did she dye her hair G-Dragon-blue? Did she get a pixie cut? Well, no. She just got a Karlie Kut, as originally foretold. It looks … exactly the same, just several inches shorter. But hey! Baby steps. And no matter, Karlie Kloss, know that this one’s for you. Consider this to be the haircut equivalent of a friendship bracelet. And maybe a future song called “Hair Clippings on My Guitar.”