An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

I’m by no means a FF expert. I did it once, and I sucked at it. But I have now put my pride on the line and am about to get my ass kicked by a buncha wimminz (I Will Dye Blonde, Covalent Blonde, Dok Zymm and Beastmode…hehehehe yeah he’s a woman, didn’t know that did ya????).

If you wanna see my ass get kicked by wimminz who hate me….and who DOESN’T wanna see that…? Well then you need to go here and sign up. There’s one spot left, the draft is TOMORROW AT 1:30PM, so you’ve still got time.

Again….Here is where to go.

Yup, forget all that bullshit up there. KingHippo done joined up in the last spot last night and locked me in, so now I can’t bow out gracefully.

Jerk.

The Chick League is now full and ready to roll, and Imma look like an idiot as early as Week One when Covalent Blonde kicks my ass.

This is for you Hippo…..

(I’ll get you for this one)

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Now, back to that banner image…..

Yes, I’m an NC State homer. Wanna fight about it? Yeah, me neither.

Also…just look at those tight little abs, right?

But trust me…being an NC State fan is nothing to be proud of. We suck at everything. Well other than swimming and cross country.

But it wasn’t always that way, FWIW…

…and we do still have the coolest (and least intimidating) gang sign on teh planet. Behold… Teh Wolf Sign….

THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!

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Sooooooo, who wants to talk about weed again? Nobody? Just me then I guess.

/sighs dejectedly

Relax, I’m just joking. This week it’s gonna be clean and wholesome(ish).

I mean who likes booze, weed and sex less than college students anyway? AMIRITE?????

*Note to self: Go back to college.

**Note to self: Don’t go to THAT college. Yeeeesh. LMFAO.

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Aimless Meanderings

Not much talky talky this week. If you wanna hear me wax philosophic you can get that from the past two weeks of TGISF (and sincerely, if you really DO wanna hear me wax philosophic…what the hell’s wrong with you anyway??? You should seek help immediately!!!)

But fine then. How ’bout some music?

(and yes, there is a theme to the music tonight, let’s see who figures it out first)

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Sports Which Make Me Wish I Could Go Back In Time

NFL

All the the terrible fake games finished up last night. Next stop? Terrible real games. The Chef’s and the Tawmmy’s kick it off next Thursday. Then the rest of the jackholes tee things up on Sunday, of course. And we’ll all sit and watch like the sheeple we know ourselves to be. *sigh*

In spite of a handful of games last weekend, this weekend is the main opening weekend for JV NFL Footy. College GameDay, full slate of games, etc., etc.

Now for me (and KingHippo too, I’m afraid…poor bastard) this is a double edged sword. We love the college game, but we also know that our alma mater is not just destined for, but also committed to, mediocrity. It’s what we aspire to, AT BEST. No shit, it’s an institutional thing as far as our athletic department is concerned. Be good enough to sell enough tix to make a profit. But don’t rock the boat and actually take the steps needed to actually rise up and be a consistently good program.

He and I have both anguished over this loser mentality at times. But we’ve also both come to the painful conclusion that it’s not going to change in our lifetimes, if ever.

Shit, I hope I didn’t just cause Hippo to off himself. HIPPO DON’T DO IT!!!!!! T’AINT WORTH IT!!!!!!

Wait, did I just say “taint”? Yup.

Anywhoooooo…..

The college footy gets rolling in full this weekend. So we’re honoring that with teh cheerleader types.

Sorry if I missed your school, but feel free to stick ’em in (the comments).

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

And the Jets trade Sheldon Richardson to Seattle for Jermaine Kearse, a 2nd, and the right to switch 7ths. Which leads to an important question: By the end of the season, will any part of the Jets be almost average?

Saw Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 last night. It wasn’t very good, which saddens me because I loved the first one. I’d make an argument that maybe it’d be OK at 50-60 minutes long, but, not 2 hours. Most of the dialogue felt like it was wasting time

I don’t give my friend who went to and now works at OSU enough shit for their most famous alumna currently being a porn star who became famous because she got busted doing webcam shows where she diddled herself in the school library.

Also, nice work finding the “Obama makes wolf sign perfectly” pic. I knew I saw it on the local news webpage the night of his primary win (he gave his victory speech at State), then could never find again later.

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