I don't know
if I've stated this before but I'm going state it now.
Life isn't fair. Do you wanna know why I say it? Because
girls can make themselves perfect in every way, while
us guys are just stuck bein' stupid guys all of the time.

Fuck, is that
a My Little Pony rainbow shirt? I rest my case.

Photo
by Normal Bob

This is what
I'm talkin' about. When us guys go out thinkin' we're
being hot and perfect we just end up lookin' like another
dipshit smokin' a cigar in a fully equipped Sharper Image
Patio Lounger.

I was at the
Republican National Convention protests at Union Square
and I didn't see any undercover cops there.

I even went
up and asked these guys if they had seen any undercover
cops around, and without the slightest bit of hesitation
they explained to me how they weren't undercover cops
and if I didn't stop asking so many questions they would
arrest me.

This
picture was taken the following day at the same railing.
I think it's funny.

Photo by Normal Bob

"Fuck
you. It works."

Photo
by Bob Crawford

Wait! Is that Pigeon
Man lying over there? Did your puppet get the bump
you needed so badly?

Oh Union Square
junky, will you ever win?

Photo
by Normal Bob

You're only
as fabulous as the company you keep, and last I checked
boxershorts, sandals and a man purse isn't enough to fry
an egg on.