Just took ¼ of proper spelink rinsed it through 5 litres of English gramer, added unequal doses of USA, UK and Australian thesaurus and mixed them all up with witty lines ripped of various fanfic authors without their permission. Laced with prototype plot bunnies tortured only by thousands I hereby share my SS obsession (the Divination professor) with you. Served cold with a slice of irregular updates.