My hols: Max Brown

Max Brown was raised in Shrewsbury and lives in London with his girlfriend (Francesco Guidicini)
Being an actor always means leaving travel to the last minute. It can be
great, but as often as not, you are paying top dollar for a pig in a poke.
My girlfriend and I once picked a five-star spa hotel in Cephalonia, and I
had a sinking feeling when the taxi driver told us he had never heard of it.
So we got there, and the room had two single beds against opposite walls,
and I opened the shutters and there was a man dragging his wife around the
pool by her hair and screaming at her.

“Interesting clientele,” I thought. It got worse. The pool was freezing cold,
the food was hideous, there were building works, and we began to think we’d
accidentally booked ourselves on a senior-citizen-type thing, because we
were the only couple under 50, let alone 30. Actually, no, there was one
other: they were