Victims Forced to Speak to Theresa May Taken to Hospital

Victims of an atrocity in west London were being treated in hospital yesterday, alongside survivors of the Grenfell tower tragedy. People who had gathered in the area to show their support after the destruction of the residential building were forced to speak to sort-of Prime Minister Theresa May, who had visited the scene, in an attempt to show her human side.

However, things went from bad to worse, when the people Ms May spoke to began breaking out in hives, reporting loud ringing in their ears, and even jumping in front of cars to get away from her.

One witness, who asked to remain anonymous in case Ms May tried to seek her out again, said: “It was horrible. People were desperate, suffocating, unable to stand it any longer. That woman is a fucking nightmare to make small talk with.”

Another bystander reported: “I could hardly watch. I kept wanting to avert my eyes, and just not look at it sucking in oxygen, and with it the hope, joy, lives and dreams of hundreds of innocent people. The fire was pretty bad too.”

The survivors of Theresa May’s chat are said to be suffering, but in a strong and stable condition.