Kaboom! There goes another wooden rocking horse to Finland! Yep, you've gone your entire life believing that Santa delivers all those gifts by hand, riding in a sleigh, getting pulled around by magical reindeer. Well, we're here to tell you that you're wrong. Santa does all that work with a tank. Like one of those t-shirt cannons at football games, this exclusive Santa on Tank Christmas Sweater depicts the way Santa REALLY gets all those presents around the world: military-grade maximum firepower.