Thursday, November 24

Incentive

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey comes strutting onto the field. While the players gaze in amazement, the turkey walks up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stares in silence as the turkey catches pass after pass and runs right through the defensive line. When the turkey returns to the sidelines, the coach shouts, "You are terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I will see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," says the turkey. "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"