US to use "Stealth Hangovers" on Taliban

The Pentagon has admitted that it has begun usung "Stealth Hangovers" in their war against the Taliban in the Afghan border region. "Over the last few years we have been researching those kinds of hangover that don't really kick in until New Years afternoon, or half way through Boxing day" explained a spokesman for the USAF. "The beauty of the stealth hangover is that the Taliban won't be expecting one".