Description

If we had to describe Dwight in three words, we’d probably say: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable. Besides, who knows more about bears, beets, or Battlestar Galactica? But don’t call him a hero. The real heroes are those who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime.

Attain perfectenschlag* in your life with this 1.25″ soft enamel pin. The rubber clutch will keep your pin safe whether you’re tilling the fields at Schrute Farms or wielding a blowtorch in an elaborate attempt to teach people about fire safety.

* Perfectenschlag: when everything in your life comes together perfectly. Just to be clear, there is a second definition, ‘perfect pork anus’, which we don’t mean.