What will you do - with your funny money?

By L. Neil Smith

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As almost everybody knows by now (the hairspray-intoxicated news media are all agog over it) the United States government, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to cure the mess it's made of our once healthy and vibrant economy by sending every taxpayer a check for about six hundred federal reserve notes, freshly-printed, just for you.

Understand that this is "fiat" money, with approximately the same intrinsic value as the dust-bunnies under your bed. It comes right out of nowhere -- a government printing press -- and although it will spend as well as any other paper currency, its creation devalues the money already in circulation (because the more there is of anything, the less valuable any given unit of it has) in a process we call "inflation".

It is essentially counterfeit, spawned by the four-flushers, idiots, and lunatics who govern us. As such, it provides us with an accurate measure of government honesty, intelligence, and sanity: in the 19th century, it took 20 dollars to buy and ounce of gold (or a quality handgun). Today, that same gold ounce or handgun -- which have not themselves changed in value since the 1800s -- will set you back somewhere between 900 and 1000 bucks.

You won't have any choice but to spend this funny money -- in fact, you need to get rid of it as fast as you can. If you put it in the bank, it will steadily decrease in value, as this program, and others to come just like it, has its poisonous effect on the economy. Far better to go out and buy something of lasting value with it while you still can. Economists who haven't sold their souls to the Federal Reserve System or the government observe that, in terms of reviving the economy, the rebate will be like trying to put out a forest fire with a thimbleful of water -- or perhaps even by throwing gasoline on it.

Nevertheless, lots and lots of desperate manufacturers and merchants are pinning high hopes on it. Car makers and dealers are generating all kinds of attractive offers at the moment on the rolling stock they seem to be having more and more trouble pushing -- although $600 will hardly pay for the door handles of most automobiles these days.

Of course the government's enthusiastic about the spending spree they anticipate, but the sad truth is that most of it will wind up in our gas tanks, funding the very villains who want to kill us most (all but one of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi nationals), or spent on products that will enrich and aggrandize the butchers of Tienanmen Square.

A handful of libertarians and genuine conservatives are urging you to do something delightfully politically incorrect with the flimflam fiat bucks the government's sending us -- buying yourself another rifle, pistol, or shotgun, or stocking up on ammunition for the times ahead.

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One last thought about your coming "rebate". I wonder if there's anyone among our readership who doesn't understand that money, first and foremost, is a civilization's most vital means of communication. The information it conveys is "price" -- a special term in the "dismal science" of economics -- which tells the folks who produce the goods and services we need how much to produce and how much to charge for it.

A government monopoly on money is censorship.

Inflation is a lie.

Societies -- the late, unlamented Soviet Union, for instance -- that put ideological constraints on price, wind up making bread that tastes like shoe leather, shoes as durable as bread, and too much or too little of both. For an economy to prosper, everyone participating in it must be able to vote -- with their dollar -- on what they want and how much they're willing to part with to get it. That's the way producers know what and how much to produce, and how much they need to charge.

We're in a mess because of government-generated funny money, but you can use some or all of yours to educate yourself, and help get us out.

It's time to make your move toward a richer, freer life. --

A fifty-year veteran of the libertarian movement, L. Neil Smith is the Author of 33 books including The Probability Broach, Ceres, Sweeter Than Wine, And Down With Power: libertarian Policy In A Time Of Crisis. He is also the Publisher of The Libertarian Enterprise, now in its 17th year online.

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