~Z.T.~ While wandering around the Taste of Chicago, sampling everything from plantains in spicy peanut sauce to double chocolate moose and shark meat, I came across a booth where they were administering a test to see if you had adult

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.

I don’t mean to make light of the condition, but the entire concept of this test seems all backwards. As soon as you finish the test and hand it in, the administrator should say:

“Congratulations! Somehow, despite dozens of exotic food and alcohol booths, a Ferris Wheel, live music and dude’s with the Chicago skyline shaved into their heads, you managed to finish a voluntary test. There’s no way you have ADHD!”

Conversely, when someone quits that test halfway through to go on the Ferris Wheel or watch the guys playing bucket drums, you go up to them and say “I have something to tell you..”

I would have taken the test to see if I have ADHD, but…oooh look a fountain!