Teenage angst has paid off well,
now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge,
more than they have sold
If she floats than she is not,
a witch like we had thought
A down payment on another,
one at Salem's Lot

Serve the servants - Oh no (x3)
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt,
they hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father,
but instead I had a dad
I just want you to know that I,
don't hate you anymore
There is nothing I could say,
that I haven't thought before

Serve the servants - Oh no (x3)
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

Serve the servants - Oh no (x6)
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

::::Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless
He was born a scentless apprentice

Heyyyy, away, go away, go away

Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

Heyyyy, away, go away, go away

I lie in the soil and I fertilize mushrooms
Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume
You can't fire me because I quit
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

Heyyyy, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away,
go away

::::Heart-Shaped Box

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for a week
I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you
get paid
It's so relaxing, to hear that you're asking, wherever you get
your way
It's so soothing, to know that you'll sue me, this is starting
to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, to see if
they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience, disease-covered Puget
Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket
of ash on the ground

I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you
get paid
It's so relaxing, to hear that you're asking, wherever you get
your way
It's so soothing, to know that you'll sue me, this is starting
to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

::::Dumb

I'm not like them, but I can pretend
The sun is gone, but I have a light
The day is done, but I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy (x3)

My heart is broke, but I have some glue
help me inhale, and mend it with you
We'll float around, and hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down, and I have a hangover

I'm not like them, but I can pretend
The sun is gone, but I have a light
The day is done, but I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy (x3)

I think I'm dumb (x12)

::::Very Ape

I am buried up to my neck in,
contradictionary flies
I take pride as the king of illiterature,
I'm very ape and very nice

If you ever need anything please don't,
hesitate to ask someone else first
I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive,
I've seen it all, I was here first

Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the dirt

If you ever need anything please don't
hesitate to ask someone else first
I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive
I've seen it all I was here first

Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the ground

Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the dirt

::::Milk It

I am my own parasite
I don't need a host to live
We feed off of each other
We can share our endorphins

Doll steak
Test meat

Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and or sleeping

I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shit
My shit is her milk

Test meat
Doll steak

Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and or sleeping

Doll steak
Test meat

Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and or sleeping
Protector of the kennel
Ecto-plasma, ecto-skeletal
Obituary birthday
Your scent is still here, in my place of recovery

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key
I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

What is wrong with me (x3)

This had nothing to do with what you think
If you ever think at all
Bi-polar opposites attract
All of a sudden my water broke
I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Second-rate third degree burns