mom. what’s a manwhore?

Have you ever had those moments when you’re having an adult conversation thinking it’s safe cause your kid is playing at the jungle gym only to have a little voice pop up asking that awkward question you have no idea how to get around? Yeah… Fysh is the king of those moments.

Me: Since the first time I met him I’ve thought he’s a manwhore
The Person: Yeah
Fysh: Mom, what’s a manwhore
Me: (thinking FUCK) Um… it’s a man with the morals of a slut.
Fysh: (quiet moment) What’s a slut?
Me: (double fuck) A woman with the morals of a man.
Fysh: (thinks) Okay!

And then off he runs leaving us to run the conversation back over our mind and then burst out laughing at the whole awkward moment.

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