Freakin' pinch me. I MUST be dreamin'.
... OW! Holy shit! This is real!
70,000 fucking Tons of fucking Metal just confirmed Psychostick to perform on the extremely massive and successful metal cruise! The cruise starts on February 1st through February 5th, 2018.
This is a huge honor for us and we're extremely grateful ...

Hot diggity, another video? AND another shirt? What is WRONG with us? Well, anyway, here it is. Slipknot, consider yourselves enlightened and/or filled with rage gravy.
If you feel like you need to get all intimate with our giant turkey, here's a shirt that'll satiate that cravin'.
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Whoo! Here it is! The new music video, "Adulting," has arrived to ruin everything, and I do mean everything.
Thanks to everyone who made it out to the webcast last night! We had a blast carvin' up pumpkins, drinkin' squid-inspired rum, etc. Alongside the new video we spat out a new shirt ...