HE BANGS (NAMAN!)

QUEZON CITY Rep. Winston ‘Winnie’ Castelo has been at the receiving end of criticism for the countless billboards and tarpaulins in Quezon City bearing his portrait and name.

To be fair, he is not the first one and is not the only elected official stuck in this habit of self-promotion – using government funds.

But this ka-epalan has to stop.

We wanted to do an interview with Mr Anti-Planking Bill but we learned that the solon was too busy in his district. Fortunately, we were able to chat with his bangs. Yes, the infamous fringe. Here is the transcript of that odd but otherwise revealing conversation.

“Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we’re curious…and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” –Walt Disney