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Topic: The final battle (Read 4799 times)

I now know what it is that we must do. Now, it is not an easy path, or a short one. It is a path for justice, it is a path for the truth. Now, we must battle, to decide who will win, and who will lose.

well i summon the mighty leviathan, dragon god of the sea. to smite ye, i like that word. but i seriously... wait no, but i do doubt that you will be able to defeat the leviathan with your puny, fuzzy, actually pretty big compared to me, dog, er cat, whatever.

is that right? well i am wearing my swim suit of water resitance so your dragon doesn't do bs to me. so i summon an arctic blast and freeze the icy water running through the leviathans veins and shatter him with my firepoker.

Well then, using my mighty spatula, i Rush at thee with God given speed to vanquish the evil that has plaqued the world. This is a war, and we are soldiers. What if today the war could be over. Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?

OK. sure. you vanquish evil. nothing to do with me. I am not evil, so therefore your Spatula With A Really Bad Name doesn't do you any good. I just kick you in the ass and you fall and get dirt on your face. ha-ha.

EXCALIBUR!!!! I AM UNWORTHY!!!!!! *and he tosses his spatula into the lake, and whaches as a ghastly arm grabs it, and tosses it back at him hitting him in the face. "Punk ass kids." the ghastly figure shouts as she resubmerges into the lake. It is a sign from god!!! I shall take thine spatula, and give you the bigest ass kicking the world has ever seen!