Kalyn Hemphill's bolero is somewhat Kismet-esque. And I never thought I'd be so down on anything involving Howard Keel.

Malan Breton has managed an unusual degree of post-Runway exposure. Possibly through three-piece shantung suits that pull all the light in the room. And is that a lighter in his pocket or is he just...yeah, you can see where this is going.

It's a sad reality that Miss USA, as demonstrated by Kristen Dalton, is kind of worn by her sash. And really, the time to wear a weird long vest is now.

Lizzie Grubman was once infamous for running people over in a fit of rage. Now, she's at this premiere in a sort of Adam Ant coat. Ah, life.