This is the third in Colin Furze's series of homemade X-Men abilities (previously: Wolverine claws and Magneto boots). This time he made Pyro's flamethrowers, capable of shooting 12-foot long flames from the wrist. Definitely not the kind of homemade superpower you'd want when you're trying to hold your penis steady at a urinal. *please don't think about fire, please don't think about fire, please don't -- WHOOOOOSH!* Great, now my penis looks like a hotdog that fell between the grate of the grill. "You should sit down when you pee." I probably should. Unfortunately, I have a little life rule about NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM STRANGERS STANDING BEHIND ME AT THE URINAL.

Keep going for a video demo.

Thanks to RobbieR, who asked me if I'd rather shoot flames or spider webs from my wrists and I chose chocolate milk.

I was going to go all hardcore geek and say something about Pyro having his shooters on the backs of his arms and how this wasn't authentic, then I realized what would happen if you had these things on the backs of your arms and some of the flaming hot liquid dripped onto the back of your hands by accidents and well...

I shall forgo the mild indignation I initially felt in favor of safety and less burns :D

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What he is using is a gas. And it is pretty safe for a huge flame thing (notice how the hot portion of the flame stays away from his hand)

I understand how it works, but I wasn't aware he was using a gas and not a liquid. Also it was a joke, feigning nerd rage about something like that which I haven't got the technical ability to reproduce myself ;D

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