How to make compete anarchy in a store

How who u make comeplete anarchy in say a tareget or k-mart.The reason is my friend got fired for some lame ass reason and some of his buddies and i are gonna raise some hell.

P.S. pay backs a bitch!!!!

— Posted by Roland49686 on 8:16 pm on Mar. 15, 2002

How desperate are you? What would u be willing to do?

— Posted by loscgk83 on 8:31 pm on Mar. 15, 2002

i don’t want to blow up anything ,just coz mischief, anarchy, be a really big pain to the workers.Plus theres like four of use. I just want to give the workers there a hard time, plus they were all pricks to him anyway.

— Posted by Roland49686 on 8:37 pm on Mar. 15, 2002

Well.. nothing ticks off a worker more than a long day. Ask what aisle the C4 is in. When they say they don’t have it argue about it. Ask stupid questions. Ask how many Pesos a pair of jeans would cost. Or how much yen it takes to buy a candybar. Ask the employees there philosophical questions. Like… if a tree falls in the middle of the forest and noone is around to hear it..dose it make a noise. just fucking ANNOY THE BASTARDS! lol and make Loads of fun :cheesy: peace 😎

— Posted by Sicopath on 4:27 am on Mar. 16, 2002

All of you put on ear-muffs and go to the HI-FI section, turn all the radios on to full volume(do the big stereos first, 600+w!). Go crazy head banging and generally breaking shit around that section (except the stereos, noise keeps people away). When someone arrives to stop you, all of you split up and play hide and seek games with the security guard(K-mart hardly ever has more than one) throw soft toys at him and take off and shit like that. The employees will have to clean up the mess and risk their hearing turning off the stereos.

— Posted by Darkie on 7:38 am on Mar. 16, 2002

In soceity today the best kind of anarchy is theft. But u can also bing a ratvhet set and take the bolts out of those big warehouse shelves. Also anything that causes them to lose money like telling people the store has a bomb in it or getting on those fone intercom things and saying obscene stuff.

— Posted by XxBULAxX on 8:53 am on Mar. 16, 2002

don’t worry about it if it’s a target or K-Mart….They’re going out of business soon.. or just light smoke bombs and throw them into the check-out aisles……

— Posted by confuzious on 1:58 am on Mar. 17, 2002

Buy a huge thing of paintballs and open them while you are still in the store…. OOPS, you are so clumsy. Then step on them. Or you could mash paintballs into the clothes.

— Posted by largeidaccam on 3:27 am on Mar. 17, 2002

have a sift through the archieves theres plenty of ideas in there

— Posted by headcase on 2:56 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

Act like you can’t speak english some of the time, but annoy them by speaking perfect english some of the time, and never leave them alone, keep asking for something, stand in their way, act confused when they try to throw you out, then come back the next day and do it again, have some friends come with you and use all the other pranks mentioned. Try to buy things with a foreign currency. Set up camp in the store. Attempt to buy the store. Ask how much EVERYTHING costs,but never buy anything. Open products, and put them back on the shelf. And of course use combinations of all the above. Tell us how it goes.

— Posted by brainwave on 7:00 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

dude if the boss is having a bad day then everyone is, keep calling the boss from a pay phone, act like your pissed cause one of their fucking workers sold your kid a pack of cigs, they will have to have a meeting and liston to the boss bitch. do something like this everyday for as long as you wish:cool:

— Posted by brainwave on 7:01 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

dude if the boss is having a bad day then everyone is, keep calling the boss from a pay phone, act like your pissed cause one of their fucking workers sold your kid a pack of cigs, they will have to have a meeting and liston to the boss bitch. do something like this everyday for as long as you wish:cool: