A quiet beach side community on California's southern coast inhabited by a select few looking to avoid cultural diversity in any way shape or form by way of their insanely large trust funds. Surfing, drug use and the subsequent date rape that follows are all societal hallmarks of this proud community. Another bizarre ritual that has popped up in recent years to only become city-wide tradition is a young boys rite of passage by way of overdose, usually by way of a lethal/fun combination of prescription drugs and cocaine, with the supplies found in their parents bathroom cabinets/purses. Encinitas: Come for the sun drenched useless housewife larvae and stay for the incessant judgement by a hypocritical hybrid surfer-Christians that dominate the void of intellectual thought that pervades the area.

I'd go to Encinitas but I'm black and they might lynch me there for no reason.