I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.

What career should I choose?
Is this the person I should marry?
What school should I attend?
Is this gas or diarrhea?

Only one of these questions has instant results if you do not choose wisely.

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jewelryjunkie

GROSS

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girlwatcher

He pulled his pants down on purpose. He didn’t want to get shit on his sweatpants. He’s still got two weeks of sweat to put in them.

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Watertender

That unsettling feeling when you try to sneak a quiet one out and it goes bad. Instead of a little discrete “ploof” you get a big wet “BLLAAAAPPP” leaving an industrial strength shart stain in your drawers. If it’s a nice quiet one people can wonder at the gift of your wind but ALL know when you have bung gravy rolling down your sweats leaving the telltale brown racing stripe.

So, is this our Christmas present from POWM? Thanks, because this is one of the really nasty ones. How in the hell do people remain in public like this?

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P3T3RBILT

OOPS!!! Industrial strength SNOOP! (sneeze-poop)

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Eric

I think he’s writing a check his ass can’t cash.

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Eric

I think he’s writing a check his @ss can’t cash!

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Trizzy

After eating something that robs you of the ability to fart with confidence, it’s best not to fart.

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It’s ME!!

I’m just wondering how he sharted to the left. That, my friends, is a professional right there!!

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CG

When sharts go bad!

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Bunker Bob

Never trust a fart !!!!!!!

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u2at

That looks a little to lateral to be a shart. Its nowhere near his dirty starfish. Looks more like a cyst ruptured and he has pus running down his back.

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Jen

Have a Messy Christmas, and a Sharty New Year.

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eviltajiri

Let the “shit talking” begin.

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toeachhisown

I thought X-mas collors were red and green…not brown.

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Chinamart

Let’s all pretend that he sat on a chocolate milk shake and didn’t notice.

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eyesapoppin

I hate to be rain on the shart parade here, but I have my doubts that this photo was taken in a Walmart. Since when is Walmart paved with hardwood floors? In my neck of the woods they use the cheapest linoleum — probably for sanitation purposes — so they can bleach the hell out the floors every day. With all the sharting, dragging kids behind scooters on the floor, and weird animals brought in there (human and otherwise) hardwood flooring wouldn’t last a week.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.