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Monday, April 17, 2017

Don't Kiss the Messenger by Katie Ray

For most of her teenage life, CeCe Edmonds has been dealing
with the stares and the not-so-polite whispers that follow her around Edgelake
High. So she has a large scar on her face—Harry Potter had one on his forehead
and people still liked him.

CeCe never cared about her looks—until Emmett Brady, transfer student and
football darling, becomes her literature critique partner. The only problem?
Emmett is blindsided by Bryn DeNeuville, CeCe’s gorgeous and suddenly shy
volleyball teammate.

Bryn asks CeCe to help her compose messages that’ll charm Emmett. CeCe isn’t
sure there’s anything in his head worth charming but agrees anyway—she’s a
sucker for a good romance. Unfortunately, the more messages she sends and the
more they run into each other, the more she realizes there’s plenty in his
head, from food to literature. Too bad Emmett seems to be falling for the wrong
girl…

Disclaimer:
This Entangled Teen Crush book involves one fiercely scarred girl who wants the
new guy in town, the new guy who thinks he wants the new girl, and the new girl
who really isn’t sure what she wants, and the misunderstanding that brings them
all together. You’ll laugh, you’ll swoon, you’ll fall in love.

Jordan – ☆☆☆☆☆
I was pleasantly surprised by how much I ended up liking Don't Kiss the Messenger and was immediately hooked after just a
few pages! CeCe Edmonds, the main character, is a strong female and very
relatable. Katie Ray has easily won me over with this one. Don't Kiss the Messenger is a modern day retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac, which I haven't
read, but I am certainly intrigued by it now. Although this is Katie Ray's
first book under this pen name, she has other books under Katie Kacvinsky and I
will definitely be looking into what other gems she might have!

With a large scar on her face CeCe Edwards has dealt with the stares that
follow her around Edgewood High School. However, CeCe never really cared about
her looks, at least until Emmett Brady, recent transfer student and star
football player, ends up as her partner in literature. But when Emmett sees
gorgeous Bryn, a recent transfer and one of CeCe's volleyball teammates, he's
immediately smitten. When Bryn comes to CeCe to help her compose messages to
charm Emmett she reluctantly helps, but suddenly finds herself falling for a
guy who's into the wrong girl.

My one complaint was that I think this would've easily fit as a new adult book
by tweaking the private high school aspect to a college one to make it slightly
more believable, but nonetheless I had no trouble being captivated by Ray's
story. I think fans of Colleen Hoover's Maybe
Someday will easily fall in love with this story and should definitely be
adding this to their TBR piles! Five Stars for Katie Ray's Don't Kiss the Messenger.

Katie Ray is a new-to-me author, and I was instantly hooked from the first
paragraph. Swift pacing, easy to relate to characters, and realistic emotions.
Beyond frustrating for an adult to read.

CeCe is a strong character: athletic, a true leader, crazy about music and
literature – deep and cerebral-centric. She is also scarred on her cheek from a
car accident as a child. It doesn't matter how amazing she is in all aspects of
her life, first impressions matter. Before anyone gets to know her, all they
see is her scar. Once they get to know her, their friendship is easy. But the
problem is, in order to have a love life, the mating dance begins in the most
shallowest of ways... by first impression.

CeCe is confident, but relegates herself in the friend-zone, never even
daydreaming that anyone would ever want to date her. This isn't a self-esteem
issue. Simply looking in the mirror and recognizing who is staring back. I'd
love to say this isn't realistic, or that teenagers grow out of the vapid view
they have on beauty, but it still holds true from birth to death. A disturbing
fact of life, no matter how deep a person we all pretend to be, the bright and
shiny attracts us first and foremost.

As the volleyball captain, CeCe is friends with her teammates. One girl in
particular, a new transfer, latches herself onto CeCe. Bryn is sweet and
clueless, but she's even more beautiful on the outside. She's not malicious,
just immature and uneducated. I wouldn't say she's shallow. She's a teenage
girl, and it doesn't make her vapid because she doesn't want to listen to
sonnets or classical music or experience deep, intense conversation during
makeout sessions. She just needs to find the right fit,
friend-and-boyfriend-wise.

Bryn gives the best first impressions.

CeCe does not.

Bryn doesn't have the ability to retain the sparkle after a few minutes.

CeCe shines as soon as her mouth opens.

Bryn begs her new friend to help her out with the hot guy. Having a crush on
the same guy, CeCe knows she doesn't have a snowball's chance after spying the
boy eyeing Bryn, so she agrees to help her break the ice. The ice breakage
turns into glacier proportions, some of which was difficult for me to read.

One sentence by CeCe had me cheering. For all of his intensity, Emmett was the
most vapid character on the pages for being blinded by Bryn. Bryn is a great
girl, but not what he's looking for, but he was obsessed with the outside
packaging. Emmett is the epitome of vapid – because depth doesn't mean deep
talks and writing music, it's first impressions and wanting Bryn without
knowing her. Everything he voiced, he belied in action.

Emmett is a teenage boy first and foremost. His intensity was a bit
over-the-top for me to swallow. How a switch was flipped between the cerebral
and the physical – if Bryn took a piece of clothing off, Emmett lost 100 IQ
points. Hormones. Idiots. He kept saying he wanted love first, yet he kept
jumping Bryn's bones. How can someone so intelligent be so... blind? I can't
buy into that. It would take 2 seconds to figure out Bryn had no clue what he
was talking about, and it had nothing to do with opening up emotionally. No
way. No how. If you say you don't like specific genres of music, that isn't an
emotion – that's an opinion. But no alarms sounded in his mind when Bryn in
person contradicted Bryn in email? He believed what he wanted to believe, saw
what he wanted to see... Emmett was a vapid, vapid boy who was obsessed with
being in love... the fake, false, romanticized version of love – the fantasy
that is NEVER reality... moving on.

I struggled while reading the novel, having to repeatedly remind myself that
Emmett's a boy. I'm a grown woman, and I know a few things, so for a large part
of the novel I was strangling my Kindle, envisioning it was the characters. No
matter how frustrated I may have been, their actions/reactions were exactly as
idiotic, shallow, and book-cover-deep as human nature predicts. Doesn't make
them bad, just human.

I don't want to spiral down the rabbit hole where I complain, because I truly
loved this angsty gem of a novel. But it was a bit much for my adult mind to
find entertaining at times. Teens will go flipping nuts for it, no doubt.
Seriously.

I just had a hard time finding the balance between two characters who spewed
their intelligence on the pages, being so unintelligent the rest of the time. I
can't quote books, and I'm a writer and avid reader. But these athletes, the
top of their sports, who write music, play and compose music, know literature
better than those who wrote the stories...

Too much maturity and too good at everything, almost making them so deep it
felt like they were playacting what they thought was sophisticated,
highlighting how shallow it was to want shoes or wear makeup and not be
involved in intense conversations about music and literature... Yet they were
the most immature and blind of the cast of characters.

Emmett's friend even told the idiot he was catfished – and I was like,
hallelujah! We're finished with this fiasco – Emmett just smiled and nodded his
head. The genius Emmett... crawling out of that rabbit hole – apologies.

All in all, as I said, I loved it. Teens will find it deliciously angsty. The
grown adult in me had a difficult time not shaking the characters and grounding
them, teaching them life lessons... because the moral of not messing around
with people's emotions and taking responsibility for it was glossed over on the
pages... how you're not better than someone else based on your interests... how
shaming anyone different is wrong, in order to highlight how right you are...
how romanticizing love makes it false emotion.

Don't be pretentious.

Signing off before the adult in me lets loose. My apologies.

I want a book featuring Frank, just saying... I think most of the readers would
agree.

Girl power! Confession, I loved both CeCe and Bryn, even though I would have a
stern talk with them. However, nothing was going to get me to like Emmett. He's
the phony type who will repeat this trend for life. That's the grown woman in
me talking. Reminds me of Noah from The
Affair. LOL!

Young Adult age-range: 14+ due to sexual situations and adult language.

Katie Ray (also known by her previous author name, Katie Kacvinsky) writes teen
and new adult fiction novels. Her books have been nominated for YALSA awards,
and First Comes Love was a finalist
for the Oregon Book Award. Her screenplay, A
High Note, was a semifinalist in the Austin Screenplay Competition in 2015.
She currently lives in Ashland, Wisconsin with her husband, two children, and a
slightly insane dog.

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