The Office’s Uni-Boob

The Office’s Uni-Boob

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-why? Oh my gosh. Why does the office keep ruining her body. Look at her uni boob. Pretty soon she’ll be on botched. Between those hideous lips and now a uni boob what else? Can someone say body dismorphia?

The Office is mad at me right now. She texted me some very mean things which I will not share out of respect for our friendship. I did ask my buddy Lonnie for advice and he said, “Nik are you an idiot? Does she not understand you made her famous? She should be licking your balls.” Like I tried to explain to Lonnie J, it was the end when she said “God Bless” that bothered me… like she thinks I’m the devil because I gave her fans. I can’t win.- nik