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This is my entry for Moheevi's "YTMND Remix Project" contest (remixytmnd.ytmnd.com) - LazyTown's "Cooking By the Book" (DJ Badger YTMNDelicious Remix). Big props to Syncan and Cthulhu138, each of whom kick *ss in their own way.

I understand you put in alot of effort, but this track just blows. It's just an overactive beat that doesn't meld with the main tune, making it sound like a hodgepodge of mediocre beats and a song that you can VAGUELY hear in the background.

+5 for time and effort spent on this project, -1 for crappy gain structure in song and -2 for endorsing the retarded, boring abortions of YTMND's that ctlhomo38 churns out of his goatse-gaping arsehole.

I used ACID's beatmapper to keep everything in time, and timing-wise, it sounds good here (but I also have had a slight lack of sleep)... Other than that, do the vocals need to be higher in volume? I welcome any further advice! Thanks again.

hey man, you clearly put effort into this, but.. there is no correlation between the key (pitch) of the cake lyrics and the synths I'm hearing. this means that imo it clashes non-musically. Also, I don't think the painter Bob Ross died, it was a different Bob Ross, so cheer up.

It's strange... When I chopped the synths up and put them together, they obviously didn't fit the same chord progression of the song but they seemed complimentary. Usually I'm good at doing that, but this time around it looks like I goofed up. I've had sufficient comments about it to be concerned.

Strangely, it still sounds decent to me (agreeably far from my best work), and I'm not going to re-work it further (it's not worth that much effort)... but I can definitely respect all those who have said that the tune doesn't work with the vocals. It's something I'll be much more careful with in the future.

One more note, though, bshelton... Unfortunately, the Bob Ross that died back in 1995 was indeed the fuzzy-haired painter. I was saddened by his passing at the time, and even dressed up as him for Halloween in 2001. For more info, please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross.

Regarding chrishissiger's comments above: Although I respect people who will actually give my site a "1" because they don't like it, this was purely a retaliatory downvote because he was all upset that I made fun of his YTMND (http://gcrulz.ytmnd.com/). I can just envision him sitting there in his mom's basement, with a little tear running down his face.

What the hell is wrong with everyone - this is freaking excellent, I am not joking. I'm blown away. The way you incorporated so many of YTMND's greatest themes is incredible. This is a genuinely funky track. Never have I been more proud to be part of YTMND. Don't listen to the downvoters, Badger, you should be very proud of yourself.