One’ll survive an explosion. Another heals itself. And one’s so robust you can throw it behind your boat, drag it down the river and cool your beer in it.

For replacing your cooler: YETI PangaAvailable in three sizes (50, 75 and 100L), these submersible bags will cool your brews as you’re paddling down the river (since the Panga is not technically an insulated cooler, you'll want to be dragging those through cool river waters to achieve frosty brew levels). Plus, the six quick-grab handles make ‘em easy to pick up and carry.

For visibility: OverBoard Pro-Vis BackpackOrange and yellow 20L bags that are surprisingly light and not ugly. Great for backpackers, the company also makes like-minded 60L duffels for longer adventures.

For commuters: Especial Primo Messenger BagA welded, reflective messenger bag from Timbuk2 with an external neoprene pocket for your water bottle or bike lock. Also currently $60 off.

For looks: Paravel Grand TourA canvas exterior (with Italian leather details) that’s stain-proof, waterproof and lightweight, this might not be your bag for white water rafting ... but it’s going to look damn handsome during an afternoon rainstorm in the city.

For validation (and price): Earth PakA roll top, waterproof pack in an array of colors that comes with a waterproof phone case. Tim Ferriss is supposedly a fan, the bags top out at $35 and they’re the highest-rated dry bags on Amazon.

For portability: Matador Transit 30L DuffleA 30L pack built from waterproof, puncture-resistant siliconized Cordura ripstop material ...that packs down into a palm-sized bag when not in use.

For magical healing properties: Wolverine PackA self-healing, water-resistant utility bag, you repair cuts or punctures by simply rubbing the fabric together. Also packs down into the size of a cell phone. Now taking pre-orders at $59, a nice discount from the $95 future retail price.

For America: GORUCK GR1Inspired by Special Forces medical rucks, with a bombproof laptop compartment and a false bottoms so you can these bad boys down anywhere. And hand-built in the USA with a lifetime guarantee, too. You can’t submerge these, but they’re rainproof and can survive a warzone.

For fishing ... and explaining yourself: Patagonia StormfrontLook, the shoulder harness and (removable) waist belt make this good-looking nylon pack a comfortable fit — plus, you can attach it to Patagonia’s Convertible Vest and your fishing needs will be solved. But let’s get the marketing department on that name, ‘k?

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