Morons Break Into Gas Station in Front of Video Camera

The haul? 33 packs of Newports. I’ll reserve comment except to say thanks for making us look good, brother. Here’s a hint for erstwhile thieves: store owners don’t leave lights on out front because they think the building is scared of the dark, it’s so the camera can get a good look at you.

According to a incident report obtained from the Police Department, the burglary sometime Sunday night or early Monday morning at the Murphy’s Gas Station, located at 2517 Laurens Road. The report states that an employee at the convenience store came into work early Monday morning and noticed that the business had been burglarized.

Deputies and the employee reviewed the surveillance video and observed a black male and white female pull up to the door of convenience store in a black or gray Chevrolet S-10 truck. The video shows the male suspect exiting the truck and taking a tire iron and hitting the store’s door and causing the glass to shatter before entering the business.