JC's Second Coming

Just an idle thought, but Christians just haven't thought this through, have they ?

- Why would anyone want 2 Christmases: one is bad enough. 2 sets of presents to have to buy, another month of shopping mostly for food that no-one eats, permanent gridlock near the Trafford Centre (& others), non-stop Slade on the fucking radio, having to be nice to forgotten relatives twice a year, wall to wall carols

- twice as many vicars, ministers, bishops, etc

- double the number of obscure celebrations - most of the year taken up with celebrating on some way

It would be another Bank Holiday
If there is one thing we have to thank baby Jesus for, it's a week off work at the end of December.
No other celebrity has ever managed to swing that one for us.
OK....Gary Barlow does a decent job with Children in Need but we don't actually get any time off.
A second coming around mid February would be nice.