Here are some FIRST LOOKS at Joseph Gordon-Levitt in his upcoming film, Looper. He looks mostly normal, but like he is making a weird face and has weird clothes on and painted-on beard scruff. Hollywood magic! -Pajiba

Dark Shadows screenwriter Seth Grahame-Smith is working on a screenplay for a sequel to Beetlejuice, and if Tim Burton likes it he has agreed to produce it. Soooo. That’s probably not going to be too good, right? -Collider

Oh no, the Teen Mom cast we’ve all come to know and love is going away after the upcoming Season Four! Some of us may have read this headline and thought that it meant Teen Mom would be off the air for good after Season Four but oh thank goodness that is not the case, they’re just going to get new Teen Moms! -EW

Charlize Theron said some things about Michael Fassbender’s private part at the Human Rights Campaign Gala in LA on Saturday night. Want to read some stuff about a private part? Grrrrl. -Dlisted

Michael Ian Black wrote an essay about how Hollywood gets it wrong when it comes to love. It’s good, obviously! Michael Ian Black is great! You should read it! -Hollywonk

Hey, so did a lot of you have the conversation, “Did you that 21 Jump Street was actually pretty funny?” “Yeah, I DID hear that. That’s so weird!” this weekend? I had that conversation two times. And lots of people went to see it, apparently! -FilmDrunk

Oh no. Here is a video of people chopping down a big tree near a little house. Guess how it ends! Here’s a hint: It ends terrible! Oh nooooo! -TheDailyWhat