When everyone around you hates you you have two options. One, you can become wildly depressed and curl up in your sock drawer and sleep for days and condemn yourself to a sad, lonely existance. Or two, you can accept it and try to make the most of the fact that you can't be hated more.

I think I'm going to go with Option Two.

One of those time-mess-ups stories. But not like those stories at all. This one is more fun. And there are explosives. Enough said.