One of those amphibious Duck Boats that tourists love so very much got stranded in McCovey Cove. Who would've thought WWII-era technology could ever break down? Wasn't that like, the greatest generation for duck boats? Meanwhile, the Examiner struggles to find a photo of a duck boat that is not in Philadelphia. [BCN/Appeal] [SFEx]

Undercover pig abuse footage will ruin your holiday barbecue. Sorry folks! Just make some hamburgers and try not to Google "bovine slaughter" or anything. [Gawker]