1) I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding.
2) Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever.
3) Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.
4) Ow! You fuckin’ hit me with the phone, dick!
5) I’m your number one fan.

6) A boy’s best friend is his mother.
7) Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.
8) Whatever you do… don’t fall asleep.
9) I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
10) It’s not the house that’s haunted… it’s your son.

11) Listen to them. Creatures of the night! What music they make.
12) You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.
13) When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
14) One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.
15) It’s alive… it’s alive! It’s alive, it’s alive!