"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH

Trademark Milner there. That's why he's just not good enough at international level. Gets a great position to pick a cross and just floats it chest high to the first defender. He'll do the same thing over and over again.

Astonishing that Gerrard didn't even get a yellow card for that one. Possibly the cleanest contact he's made all night - his ball retention has been as dire as ever. Obviously Lampard's been in better form than Gerrard lately, but for some reason Stevie's been given an automatic starting place with the captain's armband.

Parker's been light years ahead of the rest of the midfield. Milner simply isn't good enough, but he is still better than Downing.