The newly-married couple came home to Brooklyn from their
honeymoon and moved into the upstairs apartment they'd rented
from the groom's parents.
That night, the father of the groom was awakened from his deep sleep
by his wife nudging him by hitting his stomach with her elbow. "Frank,
listen!" she whispered.
He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm.
The wife said, "Come on, Frank!" So Frank rolled on top of her and
fucked her.
He was trying to fall back to sleep when, fifteen minutes later, the
same sounds were heard. The wife said, "Frank! Listen to them.
Come on Frank!"
Once again, Frank got on top of her and fucked her.
A short time later the bedsprings upstairs began to squeak again. And
again the wife nudged her husband. "Frank, listen!" At this, Frank leaped
from the bed, grabbed a broom, and banged the handle against the
ceiling as he shouted, "Hey, kids, cut it out! You're killing your old man!"