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I went to Home Depot today to look for Festivus Poles- needless to say, I had to improvise.
The larger one I made from scrap wood they gave me- then I spray painted it silver.
The smaller one I made from a small piece of PVC tubing and a plastic plant holder then painted silver with a black base.
I am likely going to put the big one on my front porch and the small one in my office.
Any other Fes…