How To Pick Up Argentine Girls (From An Argentine Guy)

You talk about how hard Argentina is but for me it was the biggest pick-up cakewalk I have ever had. The only one I have ever had. The women chased me aggressively.

The reason? Because he “groomed” himself. Yes, dude banged Argentine models because he shaved and put on a nice t-shirt. I called the troll out to lay out his strategy, a story, pictures, or anything that gives his boast some credibility, but of course “he” hasn’t posted since. I use quotes because lately I’m noticing women trolling as men on my blog and others. “The women chased my aggressively” sounds like something a girl would say. (Here’s another example of a girl trolling as a guy and my reasoning why).

There were also some other misguided comments about “looking good.” All things being equal, looking sharper may help you get laid depending on the type of girl you’re going for, but telling a guy to cut his hair in order to bang Argentine girls left and right tells me either you don’t have game or haven’t been to Argentina. In fact for some type of girls, looking sharp will hurt you (hipsters, artsy chicks, midgets, etc.)

Finally an Argentine guy rolls by and tells everyone to sit down and shut up. Here’s some required reading for anyone going to Argentina:

About middle class Argentine girls from an Argentine guy:

1. Our girls drink very little.

2. Our guys are really forward, confident and insistent. A-hole game or direct game will not set you apart, you will just blend in. Last minute resistance is actually Last few days resistance and we are trained to deal with that.

The girls need to rationalize a story for you. You want to be: the guy I met at yoga classes, or the guy who works with my friend, the guy who’s friends with X’s boyfriend or the guy who plays rugby at the club where I play field hockey. Being the random guy I met at a bar is usually not enough. If you are a foreigner, you need a story that will make you be around for a longer period of time (I’m leaving tomorrow will usually backfire and usually so will I’m leaving next week). Girls will make out with guy they met at a bar, but this guy needs to create his story to take it further.

Since most guys will lie, deceive and twist facts when talking to women (btw, “having game” is translated as “tener parla”), girls need to screen the guys.

In terms of tactics:

1. Roll in a group for optimum results. If it is a beach town in the summer, you want to be with the guys who have the motorcycles, jetskis, quads or who are into kite-surfing or beach volleyball. You also want to host house parties or be regulars at a club as part of a big mixed group.

2. The girl you may get will have seen you before. Your groups will join at one point, and that will provide the setting for her to lower her defenses. Because of this tactic, you need to have different groups of girls around, with a few potential targets in each group for each guy.

3. Pickups take time, same night action is rare. As an example, if I’m traveling to Argentina for only a week, I know I won’t be getting much action. The 3-date structure is quite prevalent: you meet a girl at your friend’s birthday party (on a Saturday) and get her phone. You take her out for drinks or dinner the following Wednesday and make out. You catch up with her on Saturday as part of a mixed group. You pick her up and drive her each time so you’ll have the logistical upper hand. Come Saturday, she should put out. But all this relies on me meeting the girl on my first couple of days in town.

Conclusion: the rules of game apply in Argentina, but pickups take much longer (days vs hours). To have multiple girls, you need to be creating your story with multiple girls along time. If you give up on each pickup the same day, your numbers will suffer. You need a big backlog of potential girls to keep your numbers up. A successful crew will have different groups of girls around them. They may throw a party and have them all around (along with other guy crews) or will juggle the groups for smaller outings. The girls will also have different crews to hang out. To differentiate yourself, you need to be part of the most interesting crew. If you don’t have a crew, you need to be a regular at a specific club or bar. Meet a few girls one day, maybe make out with one and have follow up dates or just meet them again next time they go to that club. The 2nd time around, you are no longer a stranger.

You’ll find they either got lucky with one girl or banged a couple that you personally wouldn’t. Not every Argentine girl is beautiful. Believe me that if a gringo banged a hot Argentine girl he has a dozen pictures of her on his computer.

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Roosh, Lots of truth being laid out so far. My experience with an Argentine woman was rather interesting. I’m in Vegas and this chick is with her sister and she is being very anti-social. She is pre-occupied with her cigarette; she smoked three in a matter of minutes. This chick was an 8 with the potential to be a 9 had she done her hair and maybe put on a bit of lipstick. All things considered she still looked pretty good. Aside from saying “You’re welcome” after lighting her cigs with my Zippo, I didn’t say a word to her. She left the table and I didn’t see her again that night. The next day I heard through her sister that she was digging me and was surprised that I didn’t push up on her. She craved attention, but when I didn’t appease her she got pissed. It was a nice reminder that game is brutally effective. Even while on auto-pilot, an expert gamesman can always achieve success.

i think the guy who said the cakewalk thing is full of s.
never been to Argentina ever.
or if so, banged a peruvian itinerant worker, working in Arg, and thinks he knows what he’s talking about. He doesnt.
Il capo does…

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Definitely Argentina is not the easiest place in South America, but at the large, noisy clubs it is quite possible to get make outs, and even, if you’re lucky, bring chicas to the love hotel afterwards. That said, I agree that it is not a place for the faint hearted – awww, all those brutal blow outs in B.A.

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So, yeah, I don’t exactly agree with the argentine guy – it is possible to get one night stands….

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I agree with some of this, if you are an average joe. SNLs are atypical in Argentina, but if you have massive game and a fat wallet, your chances are considerably better. But, if your a hairy unemployed 30 year old dude from DC, that wants to take piccie wickys with some girls in da club on a 50 dollar digital camera, your chances are obviously considerably lower.

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^^^^^^^^
but SNLs could happen if you dedicate ur life night and day to pickup and are a hairy unemployed bastard from DC!! haha

First off I want to say that I am a big fan and this is not intended to be a hate comment.

However, Roosh your failure in Argentina seems to be quite a sore spot for you. You’ve spent countless blog posts and book pages trying to rationalize your lack of success in Argentina.

I say just sack it up and come to the realization that whatever YOU did in Argentina didn’t work for you because it clearly is possible to have great success in Argentina. I know this because YOU chronicled characters in your latest book that were killing it Argentina. Is the general rule? Probably not. However, it does prove it is possible.

I’m sure I speak for a large portion of your blog readers when I say that I think you should deal with this “Argentina was hard thing” and get back to blogging / writing about the stuff the made your blog popular in the first place; Snarky, sarcastic advice on how to bang women.

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Hey,
I have a question for everyone on this board: from this point forward for the next ten years of my life I’m going to dedicate every second of my time to picking up women. Do you think I have any change of getting laid?

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14. No, because your too angry. Therefore, you would come off as uncool to most women…But lots of guys dont get much sex in their lives, and so you’ll have some friends to talk about your problems with…

Anyway, these Argentine ladies seem like too much trouble and a bit uptight. I would, therefore, take the contrarian approach and crank the direct game to the hilt, maybe even past the mark of the average argentinian guy, and play the numbers. That seems to be the argentinian male approach, right? And they are still making babies in argentina, no? So these guys must know something. I would take their cue. Otherwise, I would probably want to kill myself playing the game that these girls insist upon. Plus its beta. Most of these girls are probably a bit insecure, and so just pounding them with ultra cool direct game will help them relax and have the emotional rush of being able to laugh and actually feel something. I theorize that that will eventually override their social programming. But insofar as a quick swoop (lol..MPM lingo), I’m not sure. You’d have to be around them for at least more than a very fast conversation, which doesnt seem to work anyway, and so you’ve got nothing to lose.

I have no experience with these girls, and so this is all theory.

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Who here thinks 14 is a virgin?

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II CAPO’s comments and breakdown are awesome….IN DEPTH, SPECIFIC advice and FIRST HAND knowledge about what you what it takes the to fit into the social scence of Argentina…Everyone who has tried to game in a foreign country should post something like that on this blog! Thanks to II CAPO!

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Ur right Chris and Rookie, I’m very angry. No time to “swoop girls” and write lengthy posts while making some pocket change here and there on the internet. Guess I’ll just use my money to buy them and have them come to my flash London pad.

Get a fucking life, all of you please. This has been a joke. This site is hilarious. Go out get educated and you will get girls… doubt that will happen, so holler to me if you need a job and want to clean the shit stains off of my toilet.

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“I have no experience with these girls, and so this is all theory”

Then shut the fuck up. Save up a couple of pennies, buy a coach class ticket, and stay in a shitty hostel like the other scumbags do on this board.

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really liked this post, insightful and informative. jeeze i sound like u just gave stock quotes.

Then shut the fuck up. Save up a couple of pennies, buy a coach class ticket, and stay in a shitty hostel like the other scumbags do on this board.”

Lol..so, so angry…how many girls have beaten you down to make you so? It’ll be ok, my man, I promise. You miserable life will fly by fast enough.

..and buy yourself first class ticket to the East coast USA, with all of your money that shouldn’t be a problem, and tell me to shut the fuck up to my face…It’ll be a different game then, internet tough guy…..have fun with your hookers…they need money, and you need love, we all understand.

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One the East Coast now, motherfucker, @ my ivy-league school (think H-Y-P, not fucking Cornell). And yes, I get rejected by girls all the time, but I approach many.
The funny thing about your post is that you think girls are the focal point of everything. Call me when you need a job buddy!

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And save up if you want a whore, they’re awfully expensive (2 days work for you, 200USD a fuck)!!

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G Manifesto:

“I don’t he is saying it is “impossible”, only more rare.

Buenos Aires is not like Las Vegas for instance, where you can bang out three different girls in the same night.

– MPM”

Alright, what I tried to say was: I wouldn’t follow his advice about playing the “dating game”… Too much trouble. Reminding me of the chicas Roosh described in a Dead Bat in Paraguay.

Like somebody said in an earlier post; I would behave like an argentinean guy, just on testosteron and red bull as well. Success guaran-fucking-teed.

Why is it relevant to mention “my ivy-league school”
There are many colleges and universities that have an over abundance of ivy growing on their campus. That really doesn’t mean a whole lot in the 21st century. Your ivy education will only get you so far; the real world is where men are made.

Trying to assert yourself with stated wealth and education status is the most pathetic of angry beta behavior. Every guy on this board is laughing at you now. Your the type of guy that women laugh at behind their back, and the type of guy who, if you had some low self esteem wallflower as your girlfriend, most guys on this board could take her from you in one night. But you don’t. And your likely a liar about the other stuff as well, but it doesn’t matter either way. I won’t qualify myself to you, but lets just say I know for a fact that you don’t belong in those schools, in a socioeconomic sense, even in the unlikely fact that you attended one. The insight that you have provided on this board, in terms of your class and etiquette, is a dead giveaway. A person that came out of a Prep school, would never react like that. But, if your at Penn now, we could meet up. As I’m down there now as well.

You could cease telling me to “shut the fuck up” and calling me a “motherfucker” from the safety of your keyboard…and get real about it. I’m in Philly. Your at Penn, no? Oh, Ok. Its probably one of the other ones.

Thanks for letting me know your hooker prices, poor fella. Interesting stuff…but useless to me. I have what are called “relationships” with women. I’m currently dating two of them, who are both good looking and educated. How about you? Oh yeah, the hookers, I forgot. Maybe you can jerk off on your money and $200 per night hookers instead. Your the alpha, in your mind, and I don’t judge. Its a shame real women do, though. They would still pick me over you, even if I was cleaning your toilets.

Good luck finding happiness, little guy.

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internet thugs ya’ll all need hugs!

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I’m starting to remember again why Roosh removed the option to comment on these posts…

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Anonymous

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trolls and the hands that feed them….

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I’m through being an internet thug, I promise:) I just sometimes have a unhealthy need to kill trolls.
Back to ignoring the wee man… he can bark all he wants.

Americans have no idea how their girls are easy. Sincerely, they are very pretty and I don’t know why a guy should go to other countries just to bang a girl. Maybe for other reasons, adventure, romance, etc., but it is just 10 times easier to get pussy in the US.
In graduate school in the US, my friends from South America just couldn’t believe the (good) situation.
Most middle class Brazilian/Argentinian girls (the most beautiful) will have sex with steady boyfriends. Sure, eventually they may have a one night stand, but it will be a once or twice thing in a lifetime.
In Brazil, a girl who is as easy as an American will not be educated, rich and smart as an American may be. She will be either a crazy bitch or a low class slut.

Gman, four words: Shut the fuck up, and read before you type. You are the biggest loser of them all on this site. Roosh is like Donald Trump compared to you. You go around all day posting on blogs and shit. You’re probably some 30 year old dude with a nest egg of like 50k, and manage to scrape together 10k a year to fuel your little habits, as you dwindle your life away on this earth without making any real big time money or contributing to society.
—Back to you, Christopher……I’m sure you go to Penn and are majoring in English, right? Class of 2010, correct?

“Your the type of guy” “And your likely a liar ” “if your at Penn now, we could meet up”

ROFL, LOL!!!

The real funny part about this thread here is that you continue to go on and on about women….as if they are the only thing in the world. Maybe you do get girls, but that still doesn’t mean you aren’t a fucking loser with no career path whatsoever.

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And by the way, us ivy-league guys are all a bunch of angels

LOLOLOL!!!!

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First time I have ever been called a girl there, Roosh.

You misread my comment. I didn’t say it was because I groomed myself. I said “they really value good looks and grooming”.

It’s because I’m good looking. And part of being good looking – a HUGE part – is grooming. Plain and simple. I know this because if I don’t style my hair, girls don’t even look at me. If I do, everything changes. Just hair-styling makes a huge difference. Like I said in the other comment, looks are much more important than game.

You are a very, very sensitive person if you call that comment trolling. All I suggested was that you got rid of some of the hair and you’d have some more success. Quote – ” From the photos you post, I think you could look good, but the beard/long hair thing doesn’t work on people who value appearances, ie. the whole of Argentina.” I would be more than happy to say that to anyone’s face so I believe it abides by your comment rules.

Maybe you’re sensitive about your hair (or I should say definitely, from the sounds of it…) but that doesn’t make me a troll.

G Manifesto asked me for my techniques. First, a disclaimer, my Spanish is pretty good. It was basic, dance with girl, kiss girl, take girl home. They were just pliant. And it wasn’t just me OR meet up with girl next day, take her home then. The guys in my hostel – all of us, including the incredibly annoying and obnoxious New Yorker – were fucking killing it. We were all decent to good looking, with the exception of the dude from NY.

I have one theory as to why that would be the case. We basically hung out at the same club each night, a club that ran promos to tourists in hostels and I think that a lot of the girls who came did so for the gringos. I forget the name of it but it was in San Telmo.

However as a full explanation that would be a cop out. I was getting eyed up and down in the streets of BA more than in any other city in my life. Looks definitely go a long way in BA. I’m going back, for sure.

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Hmm formatting error there, sorry. Hope it makes sense.

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Hmm and I just read the rest of your post. No pics. … Who does that? My friends just take my word for it. For the week, out of the Argentineans there was a 5, 2 7s and an 8.5 maybe 9. But she was a starfish.

And G, when I say aggressive, I mean that I have never been chased before in a club. Never had a girl come up to me and make out with me randomly. Etc.

Suerte.

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lol…its revenge of the nerds time.

When is this guy going to quit begging us to respect him? Its hilarious, and sad sad sad..

Don’t you find it pathetic that your bragging about your supposed Ivy League Education in the comments section of Rooshes blog? Wow, you must be a scary guy on many levels. Get some help, homey, before you die of Hep C from those ghetto hookers, or go all Virginia Tech on your schoolmates. Anger never solves itself.

Do you really think that a guy like you could get a guy like me to qualify himself to you? Your out of your league, my little friend. No matter what my job, I’ll stick to telling you that I scrub toilets, because it doesn’t matter what you think of me. But obviously, it matters to you what we all think of you. Your a sad man with very low real self esteem. Your using your education/money claims as a crutch for what you lack in that department.

Oh, and this is a blog about girls. You know, like there are blogs about money, cars, travel, and everything else. You sound retarded when you complain about the woman-centric focus of the discussion.

Get some help, and find some happiness.

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@ Anonymous:

The guy actually validates my thoughts. His pickups were (according to his reports):

a) a girl on coke who him an his friends did the same night. This would fall under the rare ONS category.

b) the second girl he made out with the same night but had to take her on follow up dates to seal the deal.

If one thing is certain from the couple years I spent in Argentina noob foreigners way overrate Argentine girls because their cute accents and different looks are novelty. I instinctively read his ratings as one 4, 2 6s and one 7.5 (and that being generous).

The real 9s in Argentina hardly ever go to clubs because they’re jaded from all the cavemen pestering them so much. The upper echelon have 5 boyfriends if they’re not in an exclusive relationship so the last thing on their mind is a one night stand with a gringo.

Even the attractive girls in Argentina are relatively easy to make out with, another reason foreigners way overrate their success with the women. In the states the make out is a springboard to sexo…not in Argentina. Gringos make out with a couple cute girls that they have no chance of sleeping with and then stuff some hideous argentines and think they are “killing it” when they are really just wallowing in delusion.

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Any Ivy-Leaguer who anonymously blogs about being an Ivy-Leaguer is the type of “Ivy-Leaguer” who deserves to anonymously blog about being an Ivy-Leaguer.

The problem with comments is that 90% are garbage, as you see here, but every now and then an Il Capo comes along and drops the knowledge. Closing comments squelches guys like him. But is it worth it… hmm.

Also the troll here today is a bitter girl I pumped and dumped.

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Thus spake Zarathustra…

I have a feeling I will agree with you, Z, but I will go to Argentina to check it out anyway. I need to travel.

The best looking girls I have ever seen have been in the southern parts of Germany. Beautiful skin, beautiful smiles, very approachable, and they just make you feel good when you talk to them.

I have met Argentinian girls all over, and from my experience, I think you are right. They are generally cute, but I haven’t seen a stunner yet.

The Brazilians that I have seen/talked to in the West Coast of the US, on the other hand, are by and large incredibly beautiful… stunning even.

A lot of hot Brazilians end up living in San Diego and Los Angeles if they can afford it.