1. I heard this joke revamped numerous times since they announced "Google Glass".

2. Google more than likely thought of ways to prevent people from doing this, the second the very second they got the greenlight for "Google "Glass".

3.) Of course, there's going to be those ding-dongs that are still going to try it the first day these come out. In the end, they'll just look like a mentally-ill tourettes guy that's yelling profanity for no reason.