The Narcissist's Corner

I'm terrible at bios, and I can't believe I'm writing this because I
hate people who write that they're terrible at bios because it only
shows that they're terribly unclever and lazy. I have an apparent
fondness for run on sentences, which I just shamelessly stole from another
writer -- was it John Scalzi? -- without asking. I also like fantasy
and science fiction. I find classic literary works occasionally
brilliant, occasionally boring, and always tedious. I like the oxford
comma. I'm an aspiring speculative fiction novelist and blogger, and I live in Hobe Sound, FL with two old cats and a blind cocker spaniel. I suppose that's everything I want to share.
And Chewbacca. Chewbacca is cool too.