Above is a picture of Mike Schur, who does not normally look like his character from The Office, Mose, and would not normally be caught dead wearing a Yankees jersey. These, however, are unusual times. A few weeks ago, as part of a charitable event, Mike Schur made promises if certain fundraising goals were met.

Those promises are now coming home to roost. Below you will see Schur in his Mose beard (which he grew for real) eat hot apple pie (which he hates) and say things he doesn’t mean about Boston sports teams (which he loves) and New York sports teams (which he hates). The important thing here is that Schur suffered, but he suffered for a good cause, the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank.

How did we collectively allow ourselves to be tricked by a man who hates fruit pie into watching his TV shows? This man is a monster!

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