Squiid's NEW FAQ!

Hey guys! It's Squiid here, who wanted a new and updated FAQ after the last one. We don't talk about the last one. And anyways, I've met so many more cool and new people here after making that FAQ, so I decided, why not make a new one? I mean, I love getting asked questions.

So go ahead, ask me whatever you want! Squiid's FAQ V2 is open and ready for business! After that...shockingly stimulating introduction...let us begin!

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There's a super-secret code hidden (well, not really hidden) somewhere in my signature. PM me if you solved it and tell me what it says, and we'll see about a prize! ;)

Disclaimer: This signature is image and fandom heavy. Approach with caution and a shovel.

Here a random question, what do u do in the game when ur totally bored and have no more quests to finish? I normally race or talk to random people >~<

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Heyo! And welcome to my siggy!

Good luck ;)

First off, my drawings!

I love to draw and do it for fun most of the time. I also draw for special events :)

below are some examples of my art. Enjoy!

These are just a few examples :) I've made many more and will draw more also.

Alright so....ELLO HOOMANS! Here's some info on my OC :3

Name: Francine

(Frankie)

Apperence: long red hair with bright green eyes. She wear loose, winter clothing with a large, light blue hood. Her boots are covered in snow (since that was where She grew up) and have no memory of her family.

Weapon: Two twin swords

dragons:

titan gronckle: Nightel

Titan screaming death: Entity

Titan razor whip: Rainstorm

Titan deathsong: whiplash

Adult Groncicle: illuminum

Adult Singetail: Windsnap

Adult Eruptodon: Smoke Rock

Adult Amorwing: Amber Gravity

Titan Skrill: Bristle tail

Titan Stormcutter: Mystery

Titan Typhoomerang: Winter

Titan Hobblegrunt: River Song

Adult Wooly Howl: Pilot

Adult Changewing: Ghost

Age: 17

Distinctive features: small Scar over mouth

Personality: Loyal, Brave, wary

Weaknesses: Family and her Dragons

pm me if u wanna RP!

Anyways, so wanna get to know me? here's some fun facts!

1. I'm a girl (obviously)

2. My favorite hobbies are listening to music and reading books

3. My birthday is June 1st

4. I have a 40 gallon salt water fish tank

5. I'm a Christian

6. My favorite band is Imagine Dragons (well and a lot others >~<)

7. Favorite movies are HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and if the hunger games, Supernatural, Merlin and many others

8. I love Cats!

9. I'm a rower (not canoeing -_-)

10. I like food :3

And finally, 11. Nope, I don't support LGBTQ, but I don't hate the person, I hate the thing that they're doing

Brace yourself....

FANDOMSSSSS

Meraculous Ladybug

Gravity Falls

Supernatural

How To Train Your Dragon

Art from Others,

Thanks Frozt Wolf! Looks amazing :)

Amazing Skrill drawing by Lululu 6161

My Woolly Howl by AlicornBrodie. Tysm!

By the AMAZING ToshiLoshi! On a scale from 1-10 I'd give this a 100! TYSM!

Tiberius made by Dragonist Hellen. So cute!

My Viking and Winter, the typhoomerang

And last, but not least, Mystery (my Stormcutter) by the very talented Arrowwalker

Personality- Song is quiet and refrains from speaking most of the time. She's pleasant to be around if she can tolerate you, but you should watch out if you aren't. She tends to hold grudges. Song is a wise, and she's a quick-thinker, and doesn't often crack under pressure.

Race to the edge (yeah I know, this and all of the above are ovious, but still, I can hardly leave them out of this list can I?)

Harry Potter (i am completly nuts about this and have always been, and if you are too, i always love to talk to other Potterheads! =-) More about Harry potter stuff down lower, about half of the way down & at the bottom in the funny's)

Rangers Apprentice (not many people have heard about this book seiries, but it is Awesome! )

A Matter of Perspective by Squiid (read it read it read it read it!! AAAAAAAAAA! Its Viggo's perpective during RTTE! It fills in the gaps that we don't get the answers too, and really people just read it!

Pet Peves:

Judgeing other people

swearing

insulting (on purpose, sometimes people do it on accident, but as long as they apoligize they should be forgiven.)

harassing

I may get mad if you do these.

- questions and chatting are welcome

- harrassing is not

- one important thing u should know is that there are many untrue rumors about Mormons on the internet.

-loyal, but it takes time for her to become loyal to others/trust others

- weird,but in a good way

- (sometimes strange) sense of humor

- avoids harm to others when possible

- can be somewhat socially akward

- tends to talk to much

Long version:

Personality: freindly, but socialy akward, loyal, compasionet, weird but in a good way, its part of her charm, with a sense of humor that sometimes leaves her standing akwardly when no one gets it. She is a very loyal person, and will not switch to the opsoing team, give away information, or help them if she is on the side she knows is good. However, while she is very loyal, it takes some time to for her to trust someone, and until then is figuring out if they are a good person to trust. There are reasons, however, that will get her to break the rules, for example, going off to free trapped and caged dragons from dragon hunters despite being told not too (thats how she met CloudStream). She hates any kind of serious harm to people, which is why her arrows (more about them later on in siggy) only freeze the targets, not hurt. She also will try to get people to aviod injuring others when possible.

^ This awesome drawing was done by Fireflash! Thank you sooo much!

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^ By Alina Wildfire! Thank youuuuuu!

^ by Katarile! Thank you! Your art is awesome! =)

Main Weapon

A large bow with flightmare frost balls tipped on the end of her arrows. The balls are flightmare frost coated in some hard substance (differs depending on the purpose). When they hit something, they burst open and freeze whatever it is touching

About CloudStream: She is protective, loyal, and compasionate. She thinks of others before herself. She never shoots to kill, only injure if needed to protect. Cloudstream rescued her rider, Geveda, when she was attemting to free dragons out of cages in a dragon hunter camp. She was rather closed up at first, but warmed up to Geveda after Geveda proved to her she was trustwothy, and they formed a close bond. She loves speed and feeling the wind in her face, and often does stunts with her rider (however she pushes the limits of how daring they are, as Geveda is more catious than CloudStream)She, liker her rider, is very loyal. Her main and first loyalty lies with Geveda. It takes time and good actions for her to trust others. She is very determind and has a strong willpower.

Weaknesses: Sometimes she doesnt listen and does something anyway if she is determind to do it, which gets them in trouble sometimes. She does not give up easily, which can be bad if there is a need to stop.

Savidi

The tripple strike

^ This adorable and amazing dragon was made by LissaFish! Thanks!

Starlight

The Night Fury

^ By DukinaDragon, thank you!! (congrats on ur first edit! =-)

FireLilly

The Fireworm Queen

^ Thanks so much BoomBox74! I love it!!! Amazing! =-)

Elska

the Tripple Strike

^ This was drawn by Mystery-Venomnshift - thanks!!

Thanks BoomBox74! She's adorable!

Dragon Screenshots

I decided to put in on a google docs instead. It was taking up to much space:

XD What kind of unicorn, as in, from wha perspective/universe? or just in general? I would be either a woolly howl (OF COURSE! THEY ARE BEST OF ALL DRAGONS! XD)) or a dolphin, or a Pheonix from Harry Potter.

So. next question.....Do you have any jokes that you use ALOT? (like my dad and brother have one where they will stand in the garage and pertend the car ran over their foot...its quite a scene....whats really funny is when they crash into something when they are hopping on one foot...XD ))

Expansions completed, Ice storm Island, Call of the Deathsong, Return to Dragon Island, Secret of the Leviathan, Rise of Stormhearts.

In game Vikings:

Rheithebrave:

Ranking: Expert Dragon Trainer

Two Platinum Star

Dragons: 21

Ness-Shockjaw-Adult-Female

Storm-Deadly Nadder-Adult-Female

Lavander-Gronkle-Adult-Female

Freeze-Groncickle-Adult-Male

Blast-Groncickle-Adult-Male

Cobalt-Whispering Death-Titan-Male

Argona-Whispering Death-Adult-Female

Fiddlesticks-Monsterous Nightmare-Titan-Male

Mystic-Changewing-Adult-Female

Zifinia-Whoolly Howl-Adult-Female

WindFury-Thunderdrum-Adult-Male

Oceanous-Mudraker-Adult-Male

Sanda-Sandwraith-Adult-Female

Nyiad-Scauldron-Adult-Female

Titanium-Razorwhip-Adult-Female

Gauntlet-Razorwhip-Baby-Male

WindDancer-Deathsong-Adult-Female

Gauntlet-Armorwing-Adult-Male

Wildfire-Singetail-Adult-Male

Protectorate-Eruptadon-Adult-Male

xXRheileenXx

Ranking: Two Gold Stars

Dragons:

Sanda-Sandwraith-Adult-Femal

Zifinia-Whoolly Howl-Adult-Female

Frozt-Groncickle-Adult-Male

Titanium-Razorwhip-Adult-Female

Wind Dancer-Deathsong-Adult-Female

Stilleto-Armorwing-Adult-Male

Drengingle-Sangetail-Adult-Male

Breaostcofa-Eruptadon-Adult-Female

Hatherort-Flamewhipper-Adult-Female

Stryker-Triple Stryke-Adult-Male

Star-Deadly Nadder-Adult-Female

Misty-Smothering Smokebreath-Adult-Female

xXYashiaXx

Ranking: One and a Half Bronze Stars

Dragons:

Xeokath-Flightmare-Adult-Male

Chaos and Destructo-Hiddeous Zippleback-Teen-Male

Feaflena

Ranking:Half a Bronze Star

Dragons:

Joy-Shockjaw-Adult-Female

If you got this far, you must be bored!

(Or you really like me?)

OCS

^ By Sadiekane ^

Name: Rheileen

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Appearance: Long copper blonde hair she wears in a birade, blue green eyes. Slim but fit, small (not short, that's offensive). She wears a black tunic and leggings, belted by a meticulously designed leather belt. She wears tall black boots and black dragon arm bracers with claws at the end. She wears a Assassin's Creed style hood and mask that are a faded red. Her left eye has three clawmarks across it, but they do not impare her vision.

Background: Rhei's past is a mystery to all of her friends. What they do know is that she spent two years as a captive in a dragon fighting arena, forced to fight dragons. Rhei became the top fighter, despite having never ki.lled an opponenet. She managed to become friends with the dragons at the fights, and when the arena burned down, she managed to free all of them. Including her skrill Storm. Rhei and Storm got captured again, but with Rhei teamed up with some other prisoners, they escaped and became the Escapees. Afterward Hiccup found them and they where recruited into the school.

Personality: Rhei is brave selfless and dedicated. She always comes through, and due to her past, will never leave a teammate or friend behind or in need. She is smart and inventive, and made her bracers herself. She is a talented lockpick and loves a challage, but hates to fight. While she's fun loving and curious, she's got a softer side, and will always be there to talk to, or just listen. She is a bit mysterious sometimes, and even otherworldly, but because of her life with dragons, can be extremely animalistic.

Home: Berk (for now)

Weapon: Twin sabres with intracatly designed blades and leather binding.

Other: Her wrist bracers have a gragrappling hook, and sling shot built in. Also, due to chemical compartments in them, (her bracers are like Valka's) she can shoot fire from her hands.

As well as a really cool escapers box that holds her lock pick and grappling hook, as well as a bolas and poison arrow heads, (she collects them but never uses them except for in cures.)

Name: Storm

Species: Skrill

Gender: Female

Appearance: A combination of blue and purple scales, with dark black and silver markings. Purple eyes and a slightly under bite jaw with shorter, but sharper teeth then most dragons.

Personality: Snarky, abrasive and tough! Storm is a match to Rhei's wild side. She is a bit of a know it all, and likes to think she is above other dragons, and that she and Rhei are the only two that matter. Storm is very protective and territorial. She hates sharing her person.

Favorite activity: Racing storms

Biggest fear: Losing Rhei

Origin: Was born on a hunters ship, and traded to a fighting arena. She grew up in the midst of battle and deth. When she was just coming into her broad wing stage she met a girl in the fighting arena. A girl who beat her in a fight, but still let her live. This same girl befriended the entire collection of dragons at the fights, and when the fights burned down, risked her life to save theirs. Storm in return got to save her on multiple occasions. The girl needed a way to escape and Storm let her ride her away.The two are very close now.

Stormfury by FlowerCystal

Name: Stryker

Species: Triple Stryke

Gender: Male

Appearance: A titan triple stryke with silver and black markings, and brilliant blue eyes. Each of his tails has a different patten, and his wings are dark silver.

Personality: Strong, protective and brave, Stryker is a match to Rhei's confident side. He is a leader, a beta to his pack. He is dedicated and will protect his pack and those under hjim with his very life. He has a fun side and loves playing with his human ands packmates, but none the less can be very responsible and reliable.

Favorite activity: Flying upside down

Biggest fear: Losing his pack

Origin: Was born and raised in a dragon mountain. When he had reached his broad wing stage his nest was attacked and he got zseperated from his flock. He lived for a time on a desolate isle until one day a girl appeared in his nest. After some time getting to know her they bonded and he had been with ever since.

Stryker by the Totally Awesome RHPenguinbird!!

Name: Sanda

Species: Sandwraith

Gender: Female

Appearance: A tipical sandwraith appearance.

Personality: Shy, uncertian and kind, Sanda is a match to Rhei's fearful side. She hates being alone and is a bit clingy! She loves playing and having fun, and is totally giddy and ridiculous around Toothless, whom she adores.

Favorite activity: Napping and being around Toothless

Biggest fear: Losing Rhei and being alone

Origin: Her nest was attacked and her pack was captured, when she was trapped the trap closed on her leg and crippled her so she was abandoned. Rhei rescued her and saw to her care.Now they are inseparable, and Sanda will not return to her pack, who is now freed.

Name: Zifinia

Species: Whooly Howl

Gender: Female

Appearance: A wholly howl with blue fur and eggshell white scales, she has deep vjiolate eyes and small but sharp teeth. She is small for one of her species but also faster and more agile.

Personality: Strong, gentle and understanding Zifinia is a match to Rhei's quiet side. She has a playful side, and while has no position, holds her pack together with her care and gentleness. She is a friend to most anyone. Active and plkayful, she can also be reserved and gentle. She can fight, but hates too, and is actually rather competitive.

Favorite activity: Flying and swimming

Biggest fear: Losing Rhei and her home

Origin: Was born and raised in the arctic, she lived there with her pack until they no where attacked by hunters. She was rescued by a human called Dragon Heart, who saved her from being sold to the dragon fights.

Name: Twilight

Species: Night Fury

Gender: Female

Appearance: A black night fury, smaller in size and preportions then Toothless. Large wings, and her face is marked with a silver star like spot, her wings are edged in silver.

Personality: Fierce, lovinbg, and protective,Twilight is a match to Rhei's strong side.

Favorite activity: Flying with her pack

Biggest fear: Bewilderbeasts

Origin: Lived with her pack in the far north for most other life. Until they where told of the Dragon Heart, a human to the south who was said to be a friend to dragons and had saved a whole pack single handedly. Sent to investigate this stranger, the two became friends. However when her home was attacked by a rogue alpha bewilderbeast, the two had to teamup and defend it. In the process they discovered a shared bond between them, and Twi gave up her home to come and live with Rhei.

Name: Alakan

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Appearance: Shoulder length blondish red hair that he usually pull back with a leather thong, green night fury eyes and a strong chin. Alakan is average height for his age, and fit, but not buff. He has large hands and occasionally walks with a limp. Dresses in a blue tunic and black pants, often topped with blue and white armor made from the shed skin of his sandwraith Thunder. Wrist guards like Valka's but with longer claws, and tall spiked boots, also made from shed skins. He wears a dark blue scarf, that he used to cover his face when flying in high altitudes and cold weather.

Background: Alakan's story isn't a mystery, but he still doesn't like to talk about it. Alakan's father was a lord to a set of islands far from Berk. He grew up in the perfect family, his mother was kind and loving and his father playful and understanding. Alakan was sent to become a squire under a neighboring lord, but failed to be what they expected of him. Alakan was sent home, where his people met him as a failure. That year his mother di.ed of the winter fever, leaving him and his baby brother with their father, who, after the loss of his wife was a changed man. He rarely laughed, and wasn't as understanding. Alakan was met as a failure, including by his father's second wife, who thought him the lowest scum of the earth, while adoring his younger brother. Alakan accidentally met and befriended a sandwraith, Thunders the Ground, who he called Thunder. Upon the discovery of this friendship it was called, "Unnatural and an upset of the balance of nature" Upset, Alakan left his people that same season. Unfortunately he left during a war with a neighboring tribe, and feels guilt over having left his clan to fight alone. Alakan spent the next eight years among the dragons, and has lived and survived like they have for that entire time, only getting human companionship once and a while every year.

Alakan was disowned by his father for what he had done, and now denys his fathers very existence. Claiming that both of his parents died in the same hour, meaning the man his father was. But many believe his father truly de.ad.

Personality: Brave and selfless, but uncertain and afraid at tthe same time. Alakan is ready to be there for others, to help them win their battles and comfort them in times of need. But because of tthe loss of his family and friends, is afraid to get close to others for fearf of them being taken away.

Personality: He is a natural leader of sorts, but fun loving and playful. Around humans he is rather cold to those whom he doesn't know, but to his friends he's fun loving and cheerful. Around dragons, he is a animalistic herd member, acting and talking just like they do, ands enjoying it emmensly. He can be an utter goof with dragons, but it's more serious and reserved with people unless he can sense that they understand dragons too. He is very animalistic from his time with the dragons.

Home: Berk (for now, he's a wanderer)

Weapon: A broadsword with delicate and intricate design and two knives of alike design. He's an excellent shot with any weapon, but don't cross him with a sword!

Other: His wrist bracers can also shooit flames, albeit in a different way, but they are his main weapon and can produce more flames then Rhei's.

Name: Thunder

Species: Sandwraith

Gender: Male

Appearance: Mostly sea blue scales with white underbelly and along his legs and tail. His wings are a pattern if blue ands white, and he has night fury like green eyes.

Personality: Smart, fast and caring, Thunder is a perfect match to his rider. He cafes about and loves his pack and their two letters.he loves to play and have fun, but is a force to be reckoned with in battle. He is fiercely protective and loyal, but once his trust is lost, there I is no getting it back

Favorite activity: Flying with Alakan, alone in the world

Biggest fear: Losing control of himself and hurting Alakan

Origin: His nest wsdestroyed and his pack captured bye bewilderbeast. Thunder was left alone until descovered Alakan.

Name: Scuttles

Species: Terrible Terror

Gender: Male

Appearance: Typical terror look

Personality: Careless, irresponsible, loving and inconsiderate unless you are upset. He cares about his people, and while he's not smart, he kjnkws when you need a warm terror cuddle

Favorite Activity: Eating

Biggest fear: Not having enough food

Origin: He was born and raised on Berk. One day he found a warm boot in the great hall and decided to take it. A strange two legger chased him and played with him until he gave away the boot. The human was fun so he decided to keep him.

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Feaflena

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Appearance: Feaflena is small, in every way. Shes slim, a little short, and very plain, with brownish copper hair and deep green eyes. Feaflena usually like to wear an either green or blue dress, with a color and sleeve cuffs of white nor brown fur, her dress is usually belted loosely by an intricately made belt. From her belt hands a small satchel here she has a the supplies of a heeler. She wears no are, being a healer by trade and not a fighter.

Background: Feaflena was born to a Berserker mother and wandering father. She is the niece of Osvald the Agreeable, and also has family on Berk. When her family came to help Berk during the war with dragons, their boat crashed on the way back home. Feaflena herself only barely survived, and lived alone on an island populated only with dragons for almost a year. Feaflena was discovered by Hiccup and brought back to Berk, where she nows lives with Gothi, the village healer. And is training to be a healer herself.

Personality: Feaflena is soft spoken and a little shy. While shes not afraid to help people, her fighting skills arent the best, and she prefers to tend the wounded then to hurt others. Fea is happy to be there for other people, as a shoulder to cry on, or just and ear when you need to talk. Her temper is very sport, just like the rest of her. And while she can get stressed under pressure, and might lash out in anger occasionally, the worst harm she can do is with words. And even then she isn't very hurtful. Feaflena is usually patient, but also fearful having had a great fear of heights before she met her dragons. Fea is also the only person whjo can "tame" Yashia's brothers. And its widely rumored that they are sweet on her.

Home: Gothi's hut on Berk

Weapon: her healers kit

Other: Is a healer in training.

^^By the Amazing Hestia82 thank you so much!!!!^^

Dragons

WIP

Name: Yashia Wavefinder

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Apearance: With short white blonde hair, icy blue eyes, and pale skin, you might think she was Elsa of Arendelle having an attitude problem. Yashia rarely smiles, and its usually tight lipped when she does. She is tall and muscular for a girl, and is easily able bto rival most oif the guys on Berk. Yashia usually dresses in blacks and greys, with a black sleeveless top over her grey tunic, she wears a chain mail skirt, and silver shoulder pads and black leather boots and wrist guards. She usually has at least one knife on her.

Back story: Yashia "doesn't do backstory". But she doesn't get lots of people asking about it. Little is known about her, only that she and her brothers, came to Berk shortly after the war with Drago, and claim to have been watching the island for years. She has trained some dragons, but only two stick with her. The Wavefinder triplets, are known to have great sailing skills and a temper that makes Berserkers look gentle. Many think she has Berserker or Outcast blood somewhere. No one knows, and neither she or her brothers care.

Personality: Yashia is generally cold and stern. She has a soft spot for the gentle Feaflena, who she protects like a little sister, and doubtless would rather have then her brothers. Who Feaflena can easily tame. Yashia is often impatient and easily angered, though it takes a lot to stress her, unless she's dealing with her brothers. When it battle Yash is fast, speedy and silent. She is a master of destruction and battle. And battles like a seasoned warrior.

Because of her brothers, she greatly dislikes and despises boys, even Hiccup, who she calls, " Chief Hicci".

Home: Anyplace she chooses

Weapons: Her axe. She also a broadsworbroadsword, but generally like to use her double headed axe in battle, its name "Room clearer".

Actually, I have a very many different favorite movies. Movie-wise, it's Jurassic World. In order of movies I love because of my past with them and just overall loveable-ness, HTTYD is high up there, along with Star Wars. Those don't even begin to start my favorite movie list because I have a lot, but not a general "favorite".

My favorite Christian music band is NEEDTOBREATHE and Switchfoot, along with Jars of Clay.

Hiya, I’m Starke Raving Madgirl*, but most people call me Rave. I’m not really on the game so much anymore, but I do try to socialize on here and the Discord as much as I can. On top of that, I do enjoy RPs on occasion, so feel free to hit me up if you need someone!

(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

​Before we go any further....

I AM A PROUD ELDER IN THE CRAZY CLUB!!!! I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND I'LL SAY IT PROUD!!

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

ABOUT MY DRAGONS

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum like the Dragon Hunters and Viggo. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

THINGS I LOVE!

​0.The Avengers!--DUH! They are amazing!!

1. SilverWeed San--She is my favorite Youtuber!

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

BuddyH. M. Herlong

​ (That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

Funny things

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day I am going to call someone and say "text me".

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

Dad jokes:

Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would getstuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

Do I watch Race to the Edge? Haha, of course I do! In fact, it's a tradition of mine to get up the moment every new season is released (2 AM in my timezone!) and watch them. I've been watching ever since they released the first season on Netflix and keep track of all their updates through various sites. I'm a huge fan of the series. I've created personal countdowns, theories, and multiple discussion threads on this forum about it. In fact, I have a Discussion Hub made for talking about the latest season (Here's the link!). But if you do go check it out, be warned, for there are spoilers.

Ooh, what's my favorite episode? That's a hard question...you know, I pretty much have a favorite for all of them. Just for the heck of it, here's my list:

YES! Caught the quote! =-) -pats my fan-girl self on the back- (I dunno, wounld I be a fan-girl of it if It doesn't really have a fandom, or at least one that I know of? Oh well...) An great old classic. =-) Im kinda surprised that someone else has seen it...I wonder how many othrs have too...

So i was going to post a ton of famouse line gifs for all of you who havn't seen the movie, and for those that have...but I found this websidte, which is so true and has most of the lines:

The world is going to end: sometime. I don't know when, but I feel like it'll be sometime in March of 2018. *sneaky wink* Or at least for me. *breaks down into tears*ANYWAYS YEAH THE CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS LIKE TACOS AND STUFFAND TACO CATBECAUSE TACO CAT IS TACO CAT SPELLED BACKWARDS

I am a master of the culinary arts. I can prepare, you might say, KILLER dishes for your use ;) I am also a champion at the art of improv, unceasingly so, able to come up with a solution to any situation in a matter of minutes! I can also make your audience laugh to death (or groan to death) with absolutely terrible puns and dad jokes.