Living an Awesome Life

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I poured a huge glass of water on my bed to force myself to get up and do something instead of just surfing the internet and laying down. Ugh. What was I thinking? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is laying on damp towels in bed??????

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Thursday, November 11, 2010

VETERANS DAY SUX IT RAINED NO SUN IM STILL IN BED I HAVE NO MICROWAVE SO I HAVE TO WAIT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES FOR A FROZEN CHICKEN POT PIE TO COOK LIFE IS PAIN DEATH IS SWEET RELEASE I BET THE PIE WILL BURN MY MOUTH I GUESS FEELING SCORCHING POT PIE FILLING IS BETTER THAN THE EMPTINESS I FEEL BUT WHAT IF I DONT FEEL THE HEAT CUZ MY MOUTH IS AS NUMB AS THE REST OF ME FEELS RITE NOW?? JESUS....

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Jesus, I wish I at least had the self-respect/decency to put my fucking jeans on before I run to the bathroom to puke up a whole bottle of wine. Oh well I guess it's true what they say. You are what you drink. A whole fucking bottle of whine.