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So I've been told you gotta twitter to gain readers but it is just sooo anooying! Why don't people reply? How do you get people to follow you? I swear I'm being quite witty! Any Twitter thoughts/tips?
THANKS!!
Oh...and if you wanna follow Andie and I its @eazilyamuzed13. XOXO!