One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.

The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.

I wouldn't get far. My location and my supplies are just sad... My chances would probably increase if I somehow got a gun, but there's probably none here, nor in a 1 km radius of my house, so unless there's some cop that dies in front of my house, there's little to no chance I make it through Month 1.

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.

The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.

We have no problems here. They just decompose and turn into handy compost.Hooray for Singapore!

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I am a bit more sidetracked by the "Dumb Criminals" near the bottom of the page.especially

'Vampire' Josephine SmithJosephine Smith is seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you".

Just, odd...

Anyway, I am not very worried. Worse case scenario, we cut off Florida

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Parhe wrote:I am a bit more sidetracked by the "Dumb Criminals" near the bottom of the page.especially

'Vampire' Josephine SmithJosephine Smith is seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you".

Just, odd...

Anyway, I am not very worried. Worse case scenario, we cut off Florida

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistyped, surely you meant 'best case scenario'?

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.

The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.

My plans? at my house we have two air pistols, I'd take those, and also attempt to steal my neighbor's larger gun. I'd also take the chlorine and alcohol at my house because with those i could make Soda Bombs. 400 metres from my house there is an elevated movie theatre, the only way of getting up there is the elevator or up the concrete wall. the place has enough food supplies for a year or 2 (to 1 person), and there's a whole bunch of games and movies. If i run out of food, there's a supermarket 100 metres away from the theatre, another 200 metres away, and another 300 metres away.

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Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.

Richard Dawkins wrote:There's all the difference in the world between a belief that one is prepared to defend by quoting evidence and logic and a belief that is supported by nothing more than tradition, authority, or revelation.

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.

Are you sure? I have met many an individual who seemed to keep most of their fat in their cranium.

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.

Maybe the old school zombie movies got it right and they actually do crave brains?

Don't worry, friends, just get me an ample supply of weapons and ammunition, as well as a playlist of HammerFall's greatest hits, and I'll take care of those wicked beasts.

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I am a loudmouth /b/tard metalhead with a sick and dark type of humor and quite frankly I don't wanna hear about your opinion of me nor do I care very much whether or not what I do is morally wrong. I am a positive nihilist, which means I believe the universe has no purpose, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it.Politically incorrect till the day I dieAlso a proud and high-functioning schizophrenic ▲▲ ▲Senior positive person of NS. Go on, try me, nothing you can do can bring me down.