1.When you go online to look at no specific type of porn and you just let the links take you through an erotic maze of spyware infected porn sites.
2.Starting an erotic internet adventure by going to a free gallary porn site and clicking on a minimum of ten links and/or thumbnails before your allowed to stop and choose which site you want best.

"A:dude so i found the crazyest shit last night while i was safari'ing
b:what was it?
A: let me say this...i didnt know paper mache was considered an erotic art until now"

"what...you've never just let the porn take you to magical places?
no?
dude, you haven't lived till you've gone on safari!"