A series of four unrelated, AU ficlets, exploring possible ways for the Fleet to find Earth with unfortunate results, most times. In other words, four ways the show won't deal with that particular storyline.

Written for the Fourth Annual OC Sentence Fiction Challenge. Sheelock requested For the first time since they had moved to Berkeley the Cohens plus 1 were all together, so before Kirsten went to bed she checked on all her sleeping children.