Lets get a few things straight

There are a few things you won't find here: You won't find pictures of me. You won't find any attempt to get you to sign up to anything. I don't want your credit card, no I won't appear on webcam, nor do I want you to sign up to anything. Got it?

What is the question new readers ask me more than anything else? That’s easy: Is it real? The answer is a nice straightforward “Yes with a but”

My thoughts, feelings, opinions and whining is real. My spelling is close to real although I do occasionally speel chek my posts.

But Kat, I can hear you saying, that’s not what I care about! Nobody cares about you and your whiny drama, what we care about is the dirty crazy sex you tell us about. Glad you asked and really where else would you expect the but?

Well, they’re pretty close to real. I change certain details if the truth might identify anyone involved including myself. This includes names, times, places and similar. A five star restaurant won’t turn into a McDonalds, but a Burger King might. I might write something when it happened and post it months later as though it was last night or I might find an email I wrote in gmail or stumble across my chat logs and turn it into a post months after it happened too but the important parts of the story happened.

Glad you’re back – had almost removed you from my reader the other day when i was weeding out dead blogs.

You heard correctly, although the story posted was fiction (and labeled as such). It just happened to coincide. But we’ve both had flus, plus some charity dinner thing, and I’ve been working weekends, so it’s not like I’ve been missing anything 🙁

Oh wait even I was going to declare me dead in January when I realized how long it had been since I posted. Especially since it felt like my blog was mocking me by refusing such a short post. The couple things that have been taking most of my time are out of the way now so it feels like there might at least be hope for me posting again or at least I’ll need to find a new excuse.

You haven’t even been online much recently, what gives? — I’m with Tom on this one, I thought you were dead. Since you’re out of excuses it’s time to either turn in your slut ID badge or post proof you still deserve it.

I accumulate blogs in my Google Reader. Some of the better ones I link to on The Edge of Vanilla, but eventually it builds up. So once in a while I go through the list. If a blogger hasn’t posted in six months, I unsubscribe. On my blogroll, I move them to a MIA section at the bottom of the list. And if *those* still haven’t posted in a while, I delete them entirely.