Since I still appreciate you,Let's find love while we may.Because I know I'll hate youWhen you are old and gray.

So say you love me here and now,I'll make the most of that.Say you love and trust me,For I know you'll disgust meWhen you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,A lessened utility,A loss of mobilityIs a strong possibility.In all probabilityI'll lose my virilityAnd you your fertilityAnd desirability,And this liabilityOf total sterilityWill lead to hostilityAnd a sense of futility,So let's act with agilityWhile we still have facility,For we'll soon reach senilityAnd lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go, dear,Your waist will start to spread.In twenty years or so, dear,I'll wish that you were dead.

I'll never love you then at allThe way I do today.So please remember,When I leave in December,I told you so in May.