Ever wonder what happens when pink comic sans font collides with the authoritative political reporting of a right wing "pilot"? Sure, we all do. Well wonder no more; MRWD reader Ava answers this very question with this frothy forward providing the pilot's prospective God-fearing Americans crave and deserve:

HIS FATHER DESERTED HIS MOTHER WHEN HE WAS ONLY TWO YEARS OLD AND WENT BACK TO AFRICA BY WAY OF HARVARDUNIVERSITY . HOW? WAS HIS FATHER WEALTHY?

HIS MOTHER MARRIED AN INDONESIAN MUSLIM AND THEN MOVED TO JAKARTA WHERE HE WAS ENROLLED IN A MUSLIMSCHOOL .

WHEN HE REACHED HIGH SCHOOL AGE HIS MOTHER SENT HIM TO HAWAII TO BE WITH HIS WHITE GRANDPARENTS AND HE WAS PUT INTO AN EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL. HE LATER WENT TO HARVARDUNIVERSITY . HOW? WERE HIS GRANDPARENTS RICH?

HE LIVES IN A $1.4 MILLION HOUSE OBTAINED THROUGH A DEAL WITH A WEALTHY FUNDRAISER. HOW?

HE 'WORKED' AS A CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST IN CHICAGO . HE HAS NEVER HELD A PRODUCTIVE JOB OR RECEIVED A PAY CHECK THAT WAS NOT GOVERNMENT-FUNDED AND/OR TAYPAYER SUPPORTED.

THE PRESIDENCY IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHTS POSITION, NOR IS IT SUBJECT TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION SET ASIDES; ON-THE-JOB TRAINING WON'T CUT IT.

HE ENTERED POLITICS AT THE STATE LEVEL AND THEN THE NATIONAL LEVEL WHERE HE HAS MINIMAL EXPERIENCE.

HE IS PROUD OF HIS 'AFRICAN HERITAGE' (A FATHER WHO GOT A WHITE GIRL PREGNANT AND DESERTED HER).

WHERE IS THE PRIDE IN HIS 'WHITE HERITAGE'? (A MOTHER WHO FLAUNTED CONVENTION AND DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOD).

SOME MIGHT THINK THERE WAS NOT MUCH TO BE PROUD OF EITHER WAY.

HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH IN CHICAGO THAT HATES WHITES, HATES JEWS, AND BLAMES AMERICA FOR ALL THE WORLD'S PERCEIVED FAULTS. (INCLUDING CREATING THE AIDs VIRUS IN ORDER TO INFLICT IT ON AFRICANS).

HE REPEATEDLY WHITEWASHES THE PASTOR, HIS CHURCH AND THE MEMBERS WHO CHEERED AFTER HEARING VITRIOLIC TIRADES AGAINST AMERICA .

HE COULD NOT CONFRONT HIS PASTOR BUT HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE HE CAN CONFRONT NORTH KOREA AND IRAN ?

YEAH RIGHT ! !

DURING HIS VERY BRIEF TIME IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE HE HAS MANAGED TO AMASS THE NUMBER ONE ULTRA LIBERAL VOTING RECORD OUT OF THE ONE HUNDRED MEMBERS.

HE HAS VOTED CONSISTENTLY FOR BIGGER GOVERNMENT AND HIGHER TAXES. HE HAS VOTED FOR BIG ENTITLEMENTS AND LEGISLATION THAT WOULD SEVERELY CURTAIL AMERICA 'S ABILITY TO FIGHT TERRORISM AND TO PROTECT OUR BORDERS AND OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS AROUND THE WORLD.

BUT, HE IS A GOOD ORATOR. ISN'T THAT A COMFORT?

YEAH, I THINK I SEE HOW WELL HE COULD UNITE THE COUNTRY.

I THINK THE TRUTH IS THAT HE HOPES NO ONE WILL PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEW CHIEF PILOT. HE HAS NEVER FLOWN AN AIRPLANE, IN FACT HE HAS NEVER EVEN SAT IN THE COCKPIT, BUT HE SAYS HE HAS RIDDEN ON PLANES BEFORE. WE ARE SURE HE WILL GUIDE US SAFELY THROUGH THE STORMS WE MAY ENCOUNTER ON THIS FLIGHT.

PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THE STORY ABOUT THE WOLF HIDING IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING SO HE CAN DESTROY THEM FROM WITH-IN ? THE HAND WRITING IS ON THE WALL, DO YOU NOT HAVE EYES TO SEE IT ?

THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE YOU VOTE FOR THIS GUY! CONSIDER YOUR KIDS & GRANDKIDS

This was sent in by Cody, who says this suspicion-based forward "makes sense." Did you make this yourself, Cody? Bravo.

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John McCain: Islamofascist?

Who is John McCain? Presidential candidate John SIDNEY McCain (“Sidney”—as in notorious drunk driver/ likely miscegenist/so-so Yankees pitcher Sidney Ponson? ... hmmmm) was born in the PANAMA CANAL ZONE—which is not part of the United States! This guy wants to be president of WHAT country?!? He says he was born to Roberta and John McCain Sr., loyal patriotic military-type regular Americans, but was he REALLY? LOOK AT THE FACTS FOLKS. John McCain was ADOPTED at the age of fifteen, after he spent his formative years in a radical Muslim school in Borneo! John McCain takes great care to conceal the fact that he is actually a RADICAL MUSLIM BENT ON DESTROYING AMERICA FROM WITHIN. His political handlers are attempting to make it appear that his radical beliefs don’t exist, that he’s a loyal patriotic American just like his “father.” BUT THEY CAN’T FOOL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. John McCain is part of a Wahhabist terrorist sleeper cell that is RIGHT NOW patiently waiting for their chance to wage TOTAL JIHAD against the western world ... but since it’s politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States, John SIDNEY McCain has joined the Baptist Church in an attempt to downplay his MUSLIM background. And keep in mind that when he was sworn into office, he DID NOT use the Holy Bible ... he used the KO-RAN! GIVE ME A BREAK FOLKS! Let us all remain alert concerning John’s presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said that they plan on destroying the US from the inside out—and what better way to start than at the highest level, through the President of the United States, ONE OF THEIR OWN?!?Would you want this man leading our country? NOT ME!

Clearly this poem is completely authentic, with no doubt at all that someone didn't hijack a judge's name to share the spirit of shameless hate mongering. Nooo.

Remember, these "America: Land of babies in dumpsters" people will be voting with their hearts this fall. -m

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AlabamaJudge

Some of you may be wondering what Judge Roy Moore has been doing since he was removed from the bench for refusing to remove the Ten Commandments from his courtroom wall. Please read the poem he wrote. It's below his picture.

The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama . Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama ! The judge's poem sums it up quite well.

America the beautiful,or so you used to be.Land of the Pilgrims' pride;I'm glad they'll never see.

Babies piled in dumpsters,Abortion on demand,Oh, sweet land of liberty;your house is on the sand.

Our children wander aimlesslypoisoned by cocainechoosing to indulge their lusts,when God has said abstain

From sea to shining sea,our Nation turns awayFrom the teaching of God's loveand a need to always pray

We've kept God in ourtemples,how callous we have grown.When earth is but His footstool,and Heaven is His throne.

We've voted in a governmentthat's rotting at the core,Appointing Godless Judges;who throw reason out the door,

Too soft to place a killerin a well deserved tomb,But brave enough to kill a babybefore he leaves the womb.

You think that God's notangry,that our land's a moral slum?How much longer will He waitbefore His judgment comes?

How are we to face our God,from Whom we cannot hide?What then is left for us to do,but stem this evil tide?

If we who are His children,will humbly turn and pray;Seek His holy faceand mend our evil way:

Then God will hear from Heaven;and forgive us of our sins,He'll heal our sickly landand those who live within.

But, America the Beautiful,If you don't - then you will see,A sad but Holy Godwithdraw His hand from Thee.

~~Judge Roy Moore~~

This says it all. May we all forward this message and offer our prayers for Judge Moore to be blessed and for America to wake up and realize what we need to do to keep OUR America the Beautiful.

Pass this on and let's lift Judge Moore up in Prayer.He has stood firm and needs our support.

Yet another forward donated by Kimberly! Her mom's "fascist" friend has a beef with Obama, I guess. More please. -m

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ___ put him up there.'

Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.

According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...... During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart.

'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides,' Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.'

WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this could possibly be our next president. I, for one, am speechless .

Pass It On Before It's too Late. Let's Teach The World AboutThis Idiot.

Just how much United States Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days?

Not much.

From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.

After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.

143 days -- I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.

In contrast, John McCain's 26 years in Congress, 22 years of military service including 1,966 days in captivity as a POW in Hanoi now seem more impressive than ever.

My mom has a friend who keeps me hooked up with the best of right wing forwards. One day I replied to everyone on her list with the article from "The Nation" about the ubiquitous right-wing forwards. -KIMBERLEY"

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The New Pledge Of Allegiance

WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA:

New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) !

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer

are not allowed in most public schools anymore

Because the word 'God' is mentioned....

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached

NEW School prayer :

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,

We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this, please pass this on.

Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'

"The EPA is an outmoded idea. If people want clean water, buy it in a bottle." Ha! Found this onWired's Threat Level, perhaps you could share it with your Republican voting loved ones. When they try to discredit (oh yes, expect it) this play-by-play guide by the creators may come in handy. Update: Wait! Stop! I learned this will only mock your loved one, and won't convince him (or her) of your informed views; further deepening your own personal political divide. . . Oh, what the hell, nothing can pull these devotees from the red abyss at this point, as my dad's everlasting support (blind love) of nearly impeached GW Bush proves today.

Well. Here we go again old pal. This forward is now a candidate for the right wing literary canon and has mad a couple of appearances in various versions: Here with a MRWD added "Can Catholics be good Americans?" and here with a tidy Obama-Clinton closer.

This latest version has proud pictures and a poetic (and totally authentic) "peace = war" letter from Iraq. You may want to grab a box of tissues (and maybe a large wooden cross and some kerosene).

Happy Father's Day! -m

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CAN MUSLIMS BE GOOD AMERICANS?

This is very interesting and we all need to read it from start to Finish and send it on to anyone who will read it. Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities. Can a good Muslim be a good American? This question was forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply:

Theologically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon God of Arabia .

Religiously - no. . . . Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256)(Koran)

Scripturally - no. . . Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran.

Geographically - no . . . Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to which he turns in prayer five times a day.

Socially - no. . . Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews ..

Politically - no. . . Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction of America , the great Satan.

Domestically - no. . . Because he is instructed to marry four Women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34)

Intellectually - no. . . Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.

Philosophically - no. . . . Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran does not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist. Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.

Spiritually - no. . . . Because when we declare 'one nation under God,' the Christian's God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as Heavenly father, nor is he ever called love in The Quran's 99 excellent names.

Therefore, after much study and deliberation....Perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country. - - - They obviously cannot be both 'good' Muslims and good Americans.

Call it what you wish it's still the truth. You had better believe it. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. The religious war is bigger than we know or understand. . ...And Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim, wants to be our President? You have GOT to be kidding! Wake up America !

Obama even says if he wins the election, he will be sworn in on the Quran---not a Bible!

Footnote: He was sworn in on the Quran for his current office and he refuses to pledge allegiance to the United States or put his hand over his heart when the National Anthem is played! The Muslims have said they will destroy us from within. Hello! Having a Muslim president would seem to fit the bill! Will you trust this man with our national secrets?

THE MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S.

Please don't delete this until you sendIt on,Let's send it around the world.FRIENDS ARE BORN,NOT MADEThis is a poem being sent from a MarineTo his Dad.For those who take the timeTo read it,you'll see a letter from him toHis dad at the bottom.It makes you trulyThankfulfor not only the Marines,butALL of our troops.THE MARINEWe all came together,Both young and oldTo fight for our freedom,To stand and be bold.In the midst of all evil,We stand our ground,And we protect our countryFrom all terror around.Peace and not war,Is what some people say.But I'll give my life,So you can live the American way.I give you the right<>To talk of your peace.To stand in your groups,And protest in our streets.But still I fight on,I don't bitch, I don't whine.I'm just one of the peopleWho is doing your time.I'm harder than nails,Stronger than any machine.I'm the immortal soldier,I'm a U.S. MARINE!So stand in my shoes,And leave from your home.Fight for the people who hate you,With the protests they 've shown.Fight for the stranger,Fight for the young.So they all may have,The greatest freedom you've wonFight for the sick,Fight for the poorFight for the cripple,Who lives next door.But when your time comes,Do what I've done.For if you stand up for freedom,You'll stand when the fight's doneBy: Corporal Aaron M. Gilbert, US Marine CorpsUSS SAIPAN, PERSIAN GULFMarch 23, 2003Hey Dad,Do me a favor and label this 'The Marine' and send it toeverybody on your email list .Even leave this letter in it.I want this rolling all over the US ;I want every home reading it. Every eye seeing it. And every heart to feel it. So can you please send this for me? I would but my email time isn't that longand I don't have much time anyway.You know what Dad?I wondered what it would be like to truly understandwhat JFK said in His inaugural speech.'When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,I do not cower from this responsibility.I welcome it.'Well, now I know.And I do. Dad, I welcome the opportunity to do what I do. Even though I have left behind a beautiful wife, and I will miss the birth of our first born child, I would do it 70 times over to fight forthe place that God has made for my home .I love you all and I miss you very much.I wish I could be there when Sandi has our baby,but tell her that I love her, and Lord willing,I will be coming home soon.Give Mom a great big hug from me and give one to yourself too.Aaron

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