The Korean Central News Agency, the official press arm of the North Korean government, has been trying to boost sagging subscription numbers with some rather epic racist rants in their little newspaper. They've got columnists calling out other world leaders for being, in... read more

When news broke that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin, the first thought on everyone's mind was almost certainly, "I wonder what Stacy Keibler thinks about this!" Of course, Stacy is now married to Jared Pobre and the couple is expecting a... read more

Now that she's a mom and an international fashion genius, Kim Kardashian (seen above, very enthused to be meeting Tom Hanks' wife) suddenly feels an obligation to reach out to the less fortunate people, who haven't built an empire on sucking Ray J's dick. First, she... read more

Not that I'm bragging or anything, but I can name two former Teen Mom stars – Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans. We all know the first one because she thinks that she's a celebrity ever since she faked a sex tape with the most recognized male porn star in the world, and... read more

I need to remind myself not to believe everything I read online. Especially the baseless shit I write myself on here. First Kim Kardashian turns out not to be re-re-married yet and now Naya Rivera wasn't booted from Glee because Lea Michele was jealous of her new big... read more

Good news. Marisa Miller has yet to find another job outside of swimsuit modeling. From the looks of these Polaroids, Marisa will be an active participant in creating draft images for SI, ultimately to be airbrushed, scraped, pixelated, nipples extracted, and properly... read more

When you're the 126th top grossing film of the year, there's going to be pressure to create a sequel. Even without the original writers, director, and at least half the cast, Spring Breakers will likely be getting a sequel. If you missed it the first time, it was another... read more

Kim Kardashian cleared the air today on Twitter of several misnomers that are super important to her, and by the theory of paid vagina transference, are necessarily important to you as well. 1. Kim and Kanye did not get courthouse married before their Big Phat Fucking... read more

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of the show are really good at what... read more

I remember the joke as kids with parents telling you to wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus on the way to school. My mom would tell me to wear clean underwear just in case she D-Con rat poisoned my PB&J sandwich that day because she was off her meds.... read more