Friday, March 16, 2007 6:50:46 PMWhen I was in high school there was a guy who had a major hard on for one of the teachers. She was young, hot, cool, and didn't take chit from anyone. So one day the teacher tells him off for not working. The whole time this guy`s just sitting there and not saying a word. So finally she calls him an idiot, and then all of a sudden the guy gets up and says that he`s not an idiot. Of course he was spanking the monkey the whole time and forgot to tuck in and zip up before he shot up from his seat. The guy was expelled immediately. Our teacher bumped into him at a local gym that he`s working at now and he had the nerve to ask her out.