FoxNews' 'Santa’ Turns Out To Be Dirty Old Man

FoxNews keeping it classy...

Yesterday morning Fox & Friends interviewed a man dressed as Santa Claus to ask for his feelings about the so-called “War on Christmas” that many conservative commentators believe is being waged by “secular America.” Turns out, the portly man in the red suit, Sal Lizard, is quite the horn-dog and self-described “dirty old man.”

But a little digging on YouTube for videos featuring Lizard out-of-character yields a whole lot of lady-loving and dirty-mouth-having. The bloggers over at Douchechillz unearthed a bunch of the videos and parsed them for little lovable nuggets like:

“My name is Sal Lizard. I’m an actor, stand-up comic, and pleaser of women.”

“You know why it’s important for gals to leave Santa cookies? Because if they don’t, I’m a lick their pie.”

“When you’re an old man, you appreciate young girls, if you know what I mean.”

“If any of you gals out there want to sit on my lap, I’ll be there for you.”

“(Porn legend) Ron Jeremy said to me… ‘You’re a fucking genius … You’ve legitimized Santa being a dirty old man.’