Fridays With Freddy: Speak Softly & Carry A Big Stick

As most of you know, I’ve been whispering in The Bipeds ear for nearly 2 years now, largely to no avail. Occasionally though, he does take my advice, and I’m pleased to say that today is one of those days.

Given the unprecedented success of the last “Freddy and The Biped” Campaign T-Shirt, and the money we raised as a direct result of my name and likeness being whored about with abject impunity, I’ve encouraged His Majesty to roll out an entire collection of similar tee shirts and hoodies, replete with famous sayings from past presidents, and featuring our respective images.
Here’s the latest. The sentiment and the quote are self-explanatory, and the process of ordering your own is the very definition of simplicity. Go here. Press the appropriate button. Wait for the mailman.

Like last time, a portion of the proceeds benefit mikeroweWORKS, and supplies are limited to whatever we sell this week. So get yours with all due speed.
Freddy

PS. It’s probably just a trick of the light, but I swear, the interior of the Bipeds ear looks an awful lot like the nativity. Weird.