Well, I'm off to watch a movie by orange juice and drink some Michael Moore.

Every morning I like to start out my day by reading the paper and drinking a fresh glass of Michael Moore. Michael Moore is rich in the important nutrients a man needs to keep his body right, but don't take my word for it! Pour yourself a glass and suck down that smooth Michael Moore today!!

You are being informed that you are being sued for eating my head exactly two days ago while watching the movie Schindler's Pulp starring Orange Jews. You are being sued for exactly 5 million dollars, your couch, and your dog's soul (sold seperately). I want my fucking head back. You fucker.