Parody

By popular demand (as in a lot of people being pissed off at Angelina for being a general nuisance and making refugee children cry) I present a first: a political GURPS post. Stats for our “beloved” chancellor Angela Merkel. For this one I’m using standard by-the-book point costs.

At 127 points Merkel comes in at many more points than many of her detractors would think. Keep in mind, though that she comes in at 2 points if you strip away her social advantages. Also note that her politics skill doesn’t mean she’s good at solving problems, merely at staying in power. Also having a black heart isn’t a GURPS disadvantage if it doesn’t inconvenience you in any way.

Now, I hope you can work with this base and apply whatever modifications you want. May I suggest some of the templates from GURPS Horror? The Android, Alien Invader and Lilitu seem most appropriate.