Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Last Day of our Christmas Sale!

On the 12th day of Chat Noir Book's 12 days of Christmas sale my true love gave to me, 15% off on Soda Stream models of Stream and Genesis!Limit one per customer, while supplies last, no rainchecks.

Offering a modern slim-line design that's a great choice for smaller kitchens, the SodaStream Genesis features an automatic access gas release mechanism, customized carbonation level, and easy-to-clean drip tray. And with this SodaStream Genesis Starter Kit, you've got everything you need to turn tap water into sparkling water in 30 seconds--thus saving you money . This red SodaStream Genesis soda maker comes with two BPA-free plastic 1-liter bottles and one CO2 cylinder that will make up to 60 liters of sparkling water. With no batteries or electricity, you can use your soda maker in your kitchen, outdoors on your patio or deck, or on your boat or R.V.

In addition to making fizzy water, SodaStream also offers more than 25 regular, diet, energy and caffeine-free flavors of syrup (sold separately). Each 500ml soda mix bottle makes the equivalent of 12 liters of soda (about 33 cans). And with over 25 flavors, the possibilities for creative beverages are limited only by your imagination. How about a Creamsicle (Orange and Cream Soda), or a Japanese Beetle (Ginger Ale and Lemon-Lime)? The regular soda mixes contain no high fructose corn syrup, while the diet soda mixes contain no aspartame.

The benefits of the SodaStream drinks maker, compared to ready made bottled drinks:

Provides an endless supply of sparkling water, freshly made from tap water in just a few seconds.No more need to buy, carry or store large quantities of heavy and bulky bottles.A wide variety of flavors are produced by SodaStream.The ability to make sparkling water as strong or as weak as one likes, makes the machine an ideal solution for the family's entire sparkling beverage needs.

The SodaStream Genesis Starter Kit bundles the soda maker with one 60L carbonator and two BPA-free carbonating bottles.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Sorry we missed yesterdays sales item so we will be adding it Mondays!

On the 10th & 11th day of Chat Noir Book's 12 days of Christmas sale my true love gave to me, Doctor Who Tot bags &Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards 1 - Duel at Mt. Skullzfyre!

On Monday December 21st only, Doctor Who Tot bags( was $15.99 now $11.19) & Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards 1 - Duel at Mt. Skullzfyre (Card Game was $34.99 now $24.49) while supplies last, one of each per customer, no rainchecks.

Go shopping in Doctor Who style! This Doctor Who Don’t Blink White Tote Bag features the Weeping Angel with the words “Don’t Blink – Blink and You’re Dead” along with the DW-TARDIS logo along the sides of the bag. It’s a must-have for Doctor Who fans! The bag measures 14-inches tall x 14-inches wide x 3-inches long and the handle measures 22-inches long.

Did you know that magical wizards are battling to the death ... and beyond ... right now!? "Why battle?" you might ask. "What have I got to prove, magic man?" Only who's the most awesomely powerful battle wizard in the entire realm, that's what! As a Battle Wizard, you'll put together up to three spell components to craft millions (okay, not really) of spell combos. Your spells might kick ass, or they could totally blow – it's up to you to master the magic. You will unleash massive damage on the faces of your wizard rivals in a no-holds-barred, all-out burn-down to be the last Battle Wizard standing. And it doesn't stop there! Powerful magic items bring on a whole new level of bloody carnage as you and your mighty wizard opponents tear each other limb from limb in an orgy of killing! Do you have what it takes to use epic spells in a war at Mt. Skullzfyre? Will YOU be the Ultimate Battle Wizard!?!

Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Duel at Mt. Skullzfyre is a humorous card game depicting a vicious, over-the-top battle between a variety of comically illustrated wizards. The game focuses primarily on creating three-part spell combos to blast your foes into the afterlife. The unique Dead Wizard cards allow players to stay in the game even after their wizards have been defeated.

Friday, December 18, 2015

On the 9th day of Chat Noir Book's 12 days of Christmas sale my true love gave to me Magic 2015 Zendikar Gift Box %30 off!

On Saturday December 19th only, Magic 2015 Zendikar Gift Box will be %30 off while supplies last, one of each per customer, no rainchecks.

Intimidated yet? Gideon doesn't look like he is, but maybe he should be.

Whatever the fate of Zendikar may be, you can get your hands on this product come November. The box itself can hold more than 2,000 Magic cards and is available worldwide in English on November 6, 2015. You get more than just a beautiful box in which to store your cards for the MSRP of $24.99, though (Editor's note: The article was originally published with an MSPR of $19.99 and a release date of November 19. That was incorrect)! To wit:

Five Battle for Zendikar booster packsBeautiful storage box that can hold more than 2,000 Magic cards20 Battle for Zendikar basic landsSix illustrated plastic dividersSticker sheet for customizing the dividersAn alternative-art card from the Battle for Zendikar set

In this game — which features Wolverine, Magneto, Cyclops, Iceman, Psylocke, the Sentinels and more — each player fields a superhero team, with each hero being represented by custom-tooled dice; each team must be composed of 15 dice, and a player can "purchase" dice only from his team. Each hero also has one or more character reference cards, which show the special abilities for the characters based on the die rolls. Different versions of these cards will be available in booster packs, allowing for more customization of your team. Players use these dice to collect energy, recruit new heroes, and battle head-to-head. In addition, each player brings two basic action cards to the game, which are placed in the center of the table; both players can purchase these cards. A player wins once the opposing player has been reduced to zero life.

The Marvel Dice Masters: Uncanny X-Men starter set comes with 44 custom dice, 38 cards, two dice bags, and a core rulebook. Booster packs include two dice with two matching character cards.

Marvel Dice Masters: Age of Ultron is a collectible dice-building tabletop game designed by Quarriors! creators Michael Elliott and Eric M. Lang.

In this game, each player fields one of the superhero teams, with each hero — Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Captain Marvel, Daredevil, Kang and more — being represented by custom-tooled dice; each team must be composed of 15 dice, and a player can "purchase" dice only from his team. Each hero also has one or more character reference cards, which show the special abilities for the characters based on the die rolls. Different versions of these cards will be available in booster packs, allowing for more customization of your team. Players use these dice to collect energy, recruit new heroes, and battle head-to-head. In addition, each player brings two basic action cards to the game, which are placed in the center of the table; both players can purchase these cards. A player wins once the opposing player has been reduced to zero life.

The Marvel Dice Masters: Age of Ultron starter set comes with 44 custom dice, 38 cards, two dice bags, and a core rulebook. Booster packs include two dice with two matching character cards.

The DC Comics Dice Masters: Justice League Starter Set, the fifth starter release for the Dice Masters game, has everything two players need to play and allows players to increase their Dice Masters collection or jump into the game fresh!

DC Comics Dice Masters: Justice League features fan favorite characters from a variety of Justice Leagues, including Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, Zatanna, and Martian Manhunter. With gameplay that supports two players in epic dice battles, DC Comics Dice Masters: Justice League lets players build their own version of the Justice League — or even the Legion of Doom!

Dungeons & Dragons Dice Masters: Battle for Faerûn is a game that utilizes WizKids Games' proprietary Dice Building Game platform in which two players take the role of warlords, collect and assemble their "party" of adventurer dice and battle in head-to-head gameplay. Each turn, players roll the dice to see what resources they have available, buy dice, send their party members into the field, and then strike at the enemy warlord. There are multiple cards available for each type of die so players get to choose which one to use. This lets players specialize dice to suit play style.

Additional cards and dice to expand your collection can be found in expansion packs. Each Foil Pack contains two cards and two dice that players can add to their Dice Masters Battle for Faerûn collections. Players can create teams of their favorite fantasy characters from the Forgotten Realms universe. You can expect to see some of the most recognizable monsters and characters, such as Kobolds, Beholders, Mindflayers, Dragons, Drow, and many more!

The Dungeons & Dragons Dice Masters line will consist of starter sets, booster packs, play mats, and a storage box.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

On the 6th day of Chat Noir Book's 12 days of Christmas sale my true love gave to me "If I Fall, If I Die"| Paperback Michael Christie & "Star Wars Battleship"

On December 17th only, "If I Fall, If I Die" was $21.00 now $17.64 "Star Wars Battleship" was $27.99 now $23.72. While supplies last, one of each per customer, no rainchecks.

"A sweet coming-of-age story... but Christie goes further, adding to the mix a Hardy Boys-style mystery about bootlegged alcohol, pet wolves that never forget a human scent, and generally shady goings-on in abandoned grain elevators... Compelling." The Globe and Mail

Will has never been Outside, at least not that he can remember. For most of his young life he has lived happily Inside with his mother, Diane, a fiercely loving yet wildly eccentric agoraphobe who drowns in panic at the thought of opening the front door. Then, one day, Will ventures Outside clad in a protective helmet and braces himself for danger. What he finds instead will set him on an unexpected journey of discovery.

Will embraces the Outside and his newfound freedom with enthusiasm, and he eventually befriends Jonah, a quiet Native boy who introduces him to the most reckless and exhilarating activity he's ever seen: skateboarding. Even as Diane's fears intensify, Will finds his own fears fading and his body hardening with each new bruise, scrape, and fall. But life Outside quickly grows complicated, and Diane finds herself grappling with her greatest fear: will she be brave enough to save her son? Full of dazzling prose and irresistible characters, If I Fall, If I Die is a beautifully tender and unforgettable story.

Hunt, strike, and win the galaxy with this Star Wars version of the classic Battleship game! Just like in the classic game, you fire your shots at enemy ships on a concealed grid, using white pegs to record misses and red pegs to record hits. But these ships are enemy starships! Can you figure out where your opponents starships are before your ships are destroyed? Whether you take the Rebel or Imperial fleet, take your shot and see if you can make your opponent say You destroyed my starship!

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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

On the 5th day of Chat Noir Book's 12 days of Christmas sale, some great gifts for the kids! Alphabet - Phonics Center, Math Discovery - Early Learning Center and Beginning Sounds - Phonics Center

Wed, December 16th only, get 30% off the cover price of

Alphabet - Phonics Center, Math Discovery - Early Learning Center and Beginning Sounds - Phonics Center, While supplies last, one of each per customer, no rainchecks.

Alphabet - Phonics Center

The Phonics Center™ Alphabet kit teaches children important skills they need to become good readers. Children will become familiar with the alphabet, both upper and lowercase letters. The kit combines quality materials with an organized and convenient storage box that provides easy access and helps keep everything together when not in use. The kit is designed in a format for children to have fun while also obtaining important hands-on practice. Great for use at home, daycares and preschools! For ages 3 and up.

Math Discovery - Early Learning Center

At Patch Products, we are serious about fun! Some days, you will find us playing games-to test them, of course! We are a group of energetic, talented and passionate employees who love what we do and love exploring new ideas that lead to exceptional games, puzzles and toys. Every day, we are busy packing the most value possible into quality, family-friendly products that are FUN! We believe in the team approach to creating fun-starting with product development, licensing and graphic design, continuing on to the Work Hard Play Hard Award manufacturing stage and following through with shipping, marketing, sales and customer service. The Patch team includes our vendors who supply us with quality materials, and our marketing partners-the restaurants, hotels, radio stations and other places you will find people playing our games. Our FUN is contagious!

.At Patch Products, we are serious about fun! Some days, you will find us playing games-to test them, of course! We are a group of energetic, talented and passionate employees who love what we do and love exploring new ideas that lead to exceptional games, puzzles and toys. Every day, we are busy packing the most value possible into quality, family-friendly products that are FUN! We believe in the team approach to creating fun-starting with product development, licensing and graphic design, continuing on to the Work Hard Play Hard Award manufacturing stage and following through with shipping, marketing, sales and customer service. The Patch team includes our vendors who supply us with quality materials, and our marketing partners-the restaurants, hotels, radio stations and other places you will find people playing our games. Our FUN is contagious!

Monday, December 14, 2015

On the 4th day of Chat Noir Book's 12 days of Christmas sale my true love gave to me "A Beauty" Hardcover by Connie Gault

On Monday, December 15th only, get 20% off the cover price of "A Beauty" Hardcover by Connie GaultWhile supplies last, one of each per customer, no rainchecks.

A spellbinding and highly original novel that gives a new name to the Prairie Novel by one of the most exciting new literary voices in Canada. For readers of Alice Munro, Elizabeth Hay, and Marina Endicott. In a drought-ridden Saskatchewan of the 1930s, self-possessed, enigmatic Elena Huhtala finds her self living alone, a young Finnish woman in a community of Swedes in the small village of Trevna. Her mother has been dead for many years, and her father, burdened by the hardships of drought, has disappeared, and the eighteen-year-old is an object of pity and charity in her community. But when a stranger shows up at a country dance, Elena needs only one look and one dance before jumping into his Lincoln Roadster, leaving the town and its shocked inhabitants behind. What follows is a trip through the prairie towns, their dusty streets, shabby hotel rooms, surrounded by dry fields that stretch out vastly, waiting for rain. Elena's journey uncovers the individual stories of an unforgettable group of people, all of whom are in one way or another affected by her seductive yet innocent presence. At the centre is Ruth, a girl whose life becomes changed in unexpected ways. She and the girl Elena, distanced and apart, form a strange bond that will come to haunt the decades for them both. Written in luminous prose, threaded through with a sardonic wit and deep wisdoms, A Beauty is at one time lyrical and tough, moving and mysterious, a captivating tale of a woman who, without intending to, touches many lives, and sometimes alters them forever.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

On the 3rd day of Chat Noir Book's 12 days of Christmas sale my true love gave to me "The Winter Family" Hardcover by Clifford JackmanOn Monday, December 14th only, get 20% off the cover price of "The Winter Family" Hardcover by Clifford Jackman While supplies last, one of each per customer, no rainchecks.The 2015 Scotiabank Giller Prize longlist nominee!

Tracing a gang of ruthless outlaws from its birth during the American Civil War to a final bloody showdown in the Territory of Oklahoma, The Winter Family is a hyperkinetic Western noir and a full-on assault to the senses. From the 1860s to the 1880s, the outlaws known as the Winter Family roam the harsh frontier, both serving and battling the fierce advance of civilization. Among its twisted specimens are the psychopathic killer Quentin Ross, the mean and moronic Empire brothers, the impassive ex-slave Fred Johnson, and the gunslinging child prodigy, Lukas Riddle. At the centre of this ultraviolent storm is their cold, dandified and golden-eyed leader, Augustus Winter--a man with a pathological resistance to the rules of society and a preternatural gift for butchery. From their political thuggery during a Chicago election to their work as bounty hunters in the deserts of Arizona, Winter and his crew follow a grim, borderland morality that plays out, time and again, in ruthless carnage. With its haunting, hard-edged style, The Winter Family is a feverishly paced meditation on human nature, violence and the deep contradictions of progress.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Chat Noir Books's 12 Days of Christmas Sale! 12 one-day-only sales from December 11th -24th. Each day, check our Facebook page the day before or our blog for details of each sale and save!!

On the first day of Chat Noir Book's Christmas Sale, my true love picked up for me: "When Everything Feels like the Movies" for only $13.40. For one day only, Friday, December 11th,"When Everything Feels like the Movies" $13.40 each (regular price $15.95). Limit one per customer, while supplies last, no rainchecks.

On the 2nd day of Chat Noir Book's sale my true love gave to me King of Tokyo and King of New York!

On Wednesday, December 2 only, King of Tokyo for $33.22(regular $42.00) and King of New York for $38.75 (regular $48.99.95). While supplies last, one of each per customer, no rainchecks.

In King of Tokyo, you play mutant monsters, gigantic robots, and strange aliens—all of whom are destroying Tokyo and whacking each other in order to become the one and only King of Tokyo.

At the start of each turn, you roll six dice, which show the following six symbols: 1, 2, or 3 Victory Points, Energy, Heal, and Attack. Over three successive throws, choose whether to keep or discard each die in order to win victory points, gain energy, restore health, or attack other players into understanding that Tokyo is YOUR territory.

The fiercest player will occupy Tokyo, and earn extra victory points, but that player can't heal and must face all the other monsters alone!

Top this off with special cards purchased with energy that have a permanent or temporary effect, such as the growing of a second head which grants you an additional die, body armor, nova death ray, and more.... and it's one of the most explosive games of the year!

In order to win the game, one must either destroy Tokyo by accumulating 20 victory points, or be the only surviving monster once the fighting has ended.

There's always something happening in the city that never sleeps. Maybe it's the lights, maybe it's the energy, or maybe it's the giant monsters trying to demolish the place!

King of New York is a standalone game from designer Richard Garfield that keeps the core ideas of King of Tokyo while introducing new ways to play. As in KoT, your goal is to be the first monster to collect 20 victory points (VPs) or to be the last monster standing. On your turn, you roll six dice up to three times, then carry out the actions on those dice. Claws cause damage to other monsters, hearts heal damage to yourself, and energy is stored up so that you can purchase power cards that provide unique effects not available to anyone else.

What's new in King of New York is that you can now try to become a star in the big city; more specifically, you can achieve "Fame", which nets you VPs, but superstar status is fleeting, so enjoy your time in the spotlight.

The game board for King of New York is larger than in KoT with each monster occupying a district in the city and everyone trying to shine in Manhattan. When you attack, you can displace a monster in another district, whether to escape military forces or to find new smashing opportunities. Yes, smashing because you can now destroy buildings and get bonuses for doing so, but the more destruction you cause, the more intense the military response.

The monsters from King of New York can be used in KoT and vice versa, but the power cards are specific to this game.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

I wish I had more time to write, but there is always something else to do, books to read, board games to demo, new drinks to make, customers to help...etc.

Well today we are going to see if we can spend a little bit on time give some love back to our blog.

Today is a board game pre-order day! So these are some of the new games we are looking at bring into the store. Now seeing that we do not have the games in the store right now, I am just going to post the images and the game description.

Lets start with Terra.

Terra is a party/trivia game of general geographic information by Friedemann Friese, where being close counts.

How long is the Golden Gate Bridge? Where has “evidence" of the Yeti been found? How many sculptures are on Easter Island?

It‘s likely that you don‘t know any of these facts. But you might have a rough idea, and that‘s good enough, because Terra is the party game where being close counts. And if you have absolutely no idea what the answer is? Take advantage of your friends who do know!

Terra is a redesign of Friedemann’s 2009 SDJ-nominated Fauna, which had similar mechanics, but was specific to animals. Terra changes the subject matter to general geographic information, includes a brand new Imperial measurements map side (retaining the Metric map side for gamers outside the US), has 300 topics (with three categories of questions) on oversized cards, and simplified scoring. Terra plays in 45 minutes for 2-6 players.

In One Night Ultimate Vampire, the sun has just set, and vampires have descended on your sleepy little town, slowly turning the villagers into even more vampires. Fortunately, the village has several residents with special powers, with most willing to help eliminate this fanged menace!

One Night Ultimate Vampire is a fast game for 3-10 players in which everyone gets a role: The nefarious Vampire, the well-meaning Cupid, the sneaky Assassin, or others, each with a special ability. In the course of a single evening, your village will decide who among them is a vampire...because all it takes is finding one vampire to win!

One Night Ultimate Vampire can be combined with One Night Ultimate Werewolf or One Night Ultimate Werewolf Daybreak or both games.

Funemployed is a card-based party game in which everyone's trying to become employed. Apply for real jobs, like astronaut, lawyer or priest, with unreal qualifications, such as a dragon, the ability to speak panda, or a DeLorean. In the game, each player uses his qualifications to convince the other players that he's the best qualified for a job. To do this, players tell the story of why their qualifications make them the best fit for a job by role-playing and acting like they are on an interview. Find innovative ways to use your qualifications and become the most "funemployed" player at the table!

These guys are Hilarious! Check out the bearded fellow at the start of the video!

Yes it is almost that time when it will be all this STAR WARS! Seriously this game looks amazing, like all the other ones they have released and 170 plastic miniatures!!

Star Wars™: Rebellion

"The more you tighten your grasp, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."-Leia Organa

Star Wars™: Rebellion is a board game of epic conflict between the Galactic Empire and Rebel Alliance for two to four players!

Experience the Galactic Civil War like never before. In Rebellion, you control the entire Galactic Empire or the fledgling Rebel Alliance. You must command starships, account for troop movements, and rally systems to your cause. Featuring more than 150 plastic miniatures and two game boards that account for thirty-two of the Star Wars galaxy's most notable systems, Rebellion features a scope that is as large and sweeping as any Star Wars game before it.

Yet for all its grandiosity,Rebellionremains intensely personal, cinematic, and heroic. As much as your success depends upon the strength of your starships, vehicles, and troops, it depends upon the individual efforts of such notable characters as Leia Organa, Mon Mothma, Grand Moff Tarkin, and Emperor Palpatine. As civil war spreads throughout the galaxy, these leaders are invaluable to your efforts, and the secret missions they attempt will evoke many of the most inspiring moments from the classic trilogy. You might send Luke Skywalker to receive Jedi training on Dagobah or have Darth Vader spring a trap that freezes Han Solo in carbonite!

Swords will clash with the Breakers of Shadow booster set! Sharpen your blades and get ready to Duel with brand new Deck themes and the revival of a legend to the Yu-Gi-Oh! TRADING CARD GAME!

Buster Blader is back as Buster Blader, the Destruction Swordmaster, with a mighty band of new support cards that make this iconic monster stronger than ever before! In addition to this legendary warrior, Breakers of Shadow also introduces exciting new Deck themes and strategies! The Shiranui use the strength of Samurai spirit warriors to power you through Duels, while Twilight Ninjas rely on speed and numbers to overwhelm your foes. Opponents will feel the power of the Dinomists, steam-powered Pendulum dinosaurs that can land a heavy hit when you least expect it.

New cards for existing themes are also included like Melodious, Goyo, Majespecter, Odd-Eyes, Performapal, Magicians, and more, headlined by over a dozen new Extra Deck monsters! Many cards in this set will have excellent synergy with the newly released Master of Pendulum Structure Deck. Also, Duelists can now look forward to getting at least 1 foil card in every booster pack!

Oh man! Oh Man this is amazing Kittens in a Blender has an expansion!! More kittens more blending and extra flavours!

More Kittens in a Blender

This expansion adds thirty-two unique kittens to the game in two new groups, allowing for play with up to six players (or teams). It also has color-reminder cards, and flavors.

Flavors add a new dimension to the strategic play of Kittens in a Blender. If you are having trouble rescuing your kittens, you really really can't keep them out of the blender, throw some vanilla extract or strawberries into the mix and make a smoothie! It's a new way to score points toward victory, and now other players have to think long and hard before sending too many of your kittens toward the evil blender.