A guy I work with was going on about the illuminati, Jay z, Beyoncé and Lady Gaga the other day. He said something at one point about Katy but I was too busy trying not to laugh at that point. I guess there are some you tube videos out there his wife found. The truth is out there or something like that

FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Farking Canuck:FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.

Maybe they'd get more people in the pews if Mary Magdalene hosted a twerking orgy.

Farking Canuck:FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

"The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna, so yeah, the homosexuals getting married and the tradition of the Caesar Nero, was basically a pagan, satanic orgy."

Pick one. It can be pagan, or it can be Satanic, but it can't be both, because Satan is a Christian deity.

Farking Canuck:FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Yay! Best news I've heard all week.

Does this mean we could finally be done with this Jesus crap in my lifetime!? I'm going to start working out and eating better. THAT is something worth living for.

/either that or he is at bad at math as he is at pop culture references

Facetious_Speciest:"The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna, so yeah, the homosexuals getting married and the tradition of the Caesar Nero, was basically a pagan, satanic orgy."

Pick one. It can be pagan, or it can be Satanic, but it can't be both, because Satan is a Christian deity.

Farking Canuck:FTFA: "Katy Perry and all her friends, apostates from faith, they move gradually out of the Christian faith and into a secular, demonic approach to things and they move out of the Christian - this is how you get from a 55 percent church attendance ratio for the Silent Generation to 18 percent for the Millennial Generation down to 4 percent in the year 2025," Swanson said.

Well, if Beatles were the cause of that, wtf did the Stones do when they arrived. I mean they were never that interested in just holding some girl's hand, they had other things in mind.

/ Saw the Beatle's Ed Sullivan Show performance as a kid. Was not entertained. Didn't get invited to the orgy, either. // If I had been invited, I would have stolen and brought my mom's bottle of Mazola oil.

People are memorializing the 50th anniversary of the Beatles coming to America because it supposedly led to a revolution in morals, mores, etc. This guy is agreeing with that...he's just saying it's bad.

Facetious_Speciest:"The 2014 Grammy celebration was a celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping (and) satanic rituals topped off with about 34 [inaudible] weddings conducted by a lesbian with music provided by Madonna, so yeah, the homosexuals getting married and the tradition of the Caesar Nero, was basically a pagan, satanic orgy."

Pick one. It can be pagan, or it can be Satanic, but it can't be both, because Satan is a Christian deity.

I came here to ask if anyone else was bothered by that contradiction. Glad to see I'm not the only one with that nit-pick.

mutterfark:♪ Preacher man talkin' on TVPuttin' down the rock and rollWants me to send a donation'Cause he's worried about my soul... ♪

Well now a couple hours past, and I was sitting in my houseThe day was winding down and coming to an endAnd so I turned on the TV, and flipped it over to the newsAnd what I saw I almost couldn't comprehendI saw a preacher man in cuffs, he'd taken money from the churchHe'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar billsBut even still I can't say much because I know we're all the sameOh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills

I have got to get into the god business, it seems like it would be a blast to preach crap at the ignorant and take their money. You'd have to make it a game, like this guy does. Let's see, we'll need a hotty, and a cultural icon. Let's go with Perry and the Stones...no, the Rolling Stones are too obvious, let's go with the beatles.