Asian smut isn't going to change its stagnant motifs anytime soon. Maintaining this status quo with pride is Ahso Hashimoto. And if you find a strong amount of stroke value in his innumerable offerings, here are four token scenes.

The conventions of this sub-genre consist largely of sterile locations, fur-pied females, grainy transfers and oodles of un-translated dialogue. The defining moments are always when the women act as if penetration is as pleasurable as childbirth. It's all here as well as some aloof facials and sloppy editing.

To be fair, this will meet the standards of the initiated. Others will be befuddled. Incidentally, the running time is not 120 minutes as promised on the cover.