Kevin McScrote and the Woos

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Don’t be angry at Kevin McScrote. It is not his fault he’s been blessed with perfect oily abs that resemble an HR Giger Landscape. It is hard work having chest muscles that resemble gothic post-modern painting.

Instead you should cheer for Kevin McScrote. Out of college for at least seven years, he packed up his entire collection of shirts (two) and shorts (three), and drove down to Daytona to hang with the spring break hotties.

Here Kevin is, demonstrating his gothic Swiss Art inspired muscle tone for a gaggle of Woo!! Hotties, none of whom seem remotely interested. But does that deter Kevin’s posturing? No. Nor should it deter you in whatever inspiration you draw from this short journey we call life.

So for inspiring Alien 5 with his chest, for busting the 10 Degree Hat Tilt, and for the best pair of aviator goggle sunglasses this side of a 1979 Farrah Fawcett shoot, we should all give it up for Kevin McScrote here with as much energy as the Woos are ignoring him.

It ain’t easy maintaining stud dominance in one’s late 20s. That takes work. And by work I mean living out of a van and oiling one’s chest.