Which blends better, the Apple iPhone 5 or the Samsung Galaxy S III? Let's go to the tape

It is painful for smartphone fans to watch the top two smartphones on the planet become reduced to a pile of rubbish quickly, thanks to Tom Dickson's Blendtec blender; as a sales promotion, the "Will it Blend?" series has done a great job selling blenders, but don't do too much to sell handsets...