*Finding the source to the smell in your house is a 5-day old pot of garlic mashed potatoes hiding behind a bag on your kitchen counter.

Good, Better, Best

*Regularly exercising and enjoying a healthy, strong body free of aches and pains

Bad, Worse, Oh Dear.

*Thinking you have a bladder infection for 6 weeks because your pelvic floor muscles are in spasm from a ri-Dic-u-lously weak core. What's that you say? Awesome? Yes, awesome indeed.

Good, Better, Best

*While nursing, spending time on iPhone reading scriptures, catching up on the news or e-mailing a friend you have been thinking of

Bad, Worse, Oh Dear.

*While nursing, spending an inordinate amount of time on Facebook wishing more of your friends actually updated their statuses, while hiding those who update too often with LAME updates

Good, Better, Best

*Doing your taxes in tax season

Bad, Worse, Oh Dear.

*Having to wait 8 weeks for your income tax return because NO ONE works at the tax centre from Sept. - Dec. I know this because I have done this for the past 4 years, and yet... still haven't done my taxes.

Good, Better, Best

*Going to bed early, with a clean face and teeth; feeling good about the day and happy for tomorrow

Bad, Worse, Oh Dear.

*None of the above and having to drink 6 diet coke's the next day because you stayed up too late catching up on Bachelor Pad. (seriously, Bachelor Pad??? That alone could be it's own individual bullet for Bad, Worse, Oh Dear.)

I am currently really trying hard to move from my existing state and all I can say is *groan*.