5 Male Politicians We Want to Have an Affair with

Anyone with genitals can lust after a generic celebrity, actor or musician. What we should be doing is focusing our hormones on the kinky newsmakers that never get enough attention: the politicians! Admit it, you have at least one PILF (Politician-I’d-Like-to-F@!$) in your life that you fantasize about and mentally undress whenever you see them on a podium. It’s time to come out of the shadows and start treating politicians the way they were meant to be treated; like the masturbation-worthy sex symbols they really are!

1. Barack Obama

There is no PILF like a presidential PILF! Obama is the leader of the free world and that alone is enough to get my juices flowing. He’s handsome, intelligent and could destroy the entire planet in an instant, if he so chooses. There really is nothing sexier and more appealing than a man with extreme power and I’m pretty sure lonely wives all across America are dying to see his presidential package – myself included! Cheatability Rating: 10++

2. Rahm Emanuel

Rahm was a Senior Advisor to Bill Clinton in the 1990s and I like to picture the two of them in their pajamas, giggling, and bragging about all the women they collectively had while listening to The Backstreet Boys. Mr. Emanuel is sexy and he knows it. I am officially under his spell and I hope he reads this and calls me! I’ll make it worth your while, Rahm. Cheatability Rating: 8+

3. Justin TrudeauIf you are an American and don’t know who Justin Trudeau is, you need to look him up right this instant. I’ll wait. OK, you’re back? Isn’t he smoking hot? That hair, those eyes… he’s the kind of guy I want to cook dinner for and then tuck into bed after riding him like a pony. He’s the perfect balance of the boy next door and the man you want to sexually ravage. Plus, he’s practically Canadian royalty and who doesn’t want to be a part of Canada’s royal family?? Cheatability Rating: 7

4. Adrian FentyI will never understand why Adrian Fenty went into politics rather than pornography. He’s smart, sexy and was the youngest mayor of D.C. at 36 years old. He has the looks of a movie action star and I can’t even look at him without getting instantly hot. I’m pretty sure I’d wreck that man and he’d never walk the same again after I finished with him. Cheatability Rating: 9

5. Vladimir PutinPutin (or Put-It-In as I like to call him) is the current Prime Minister of Russia and is practically a ninja. He’s built like a tank, has soulful eyes and was in the KGB after graduating university. This is not a guy you want to mess with. He is however the type of man you want to throw you aroun
d the bedroom and say weird things in Russian during sex. Vladimir has the highest popularity rate of any leader in the world and did I mention he’s trained in martial arts?? If I had a husband, you can bet I’d become acheating wife for Putin! Cheatability Rating: 7