Me: "I've just finished (the mind-numbingly dull task of reformating and then inputting into MSAccess 117 statistical surveys of Argentinian home health and safety practices that I've spent the past three days doing). What's next?"

Supervisor: "Um. Well, we were expecting some PowerPoint presentations, but they haven't arrived. Why don't you clock out for 5:00 p.m. and enjoy the sunshine."