Of course those Swedes are behind the times. The Danish band Nuuni released a record made from the frozen narwhal blubber. It is available for purchase from a homeless entomologist in a converted shipping container perched atop the Guggenheim for just three hours on Feb 29 of every leap year.

This is almost as dumb as those novelty records jack white has been puting out, like the 7 inch inside the 12 inch or the fluid filled record. They're technically interesting but practically worthless and detrimental to the actual, you know, listening.