Just took a flight from Madras, India to Burundi. This guy sitting next to me was smelling like rotten onions. I asked him where he was from. He muttered Bangalore, India. I apologized politely to him and told him that I was nauseous due to his BO. That I will call flight attendant to move to another seat. I did so but none were available. Halfway through the flight he opens up a tupperware. It had some kind of fish curry. The smell coupled with his BO did me in. B'fore I could get up I started throwing up all over including into his curry. I was sick. The doctor on the flight helped me move to the toilet. Thank you. I was later told that guy from India kept on eating his curry and licking his fingers in sheer joyful ecstasy. More power to him. I have landed at Birundi Aerodrome and am still sick from the odor.

Baa, Baa, Hindoo boy, will you raipe tonight?
Yes, sir, Yes, sir, three times full
First, my mother and then my sister
And also the little (girl/boy) who lives down the lane.
Baa, Baa, hindoo boy, will you raipe tonight?
Yes, sir, Yes, sir, three times full

Dashing through the Ganges
In a one cow open sleigh
O'er the sewage filled waters we go
Raiping all the way
Bells on rat tails ringt
Making spirits shiver with plague
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A gang raiping song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jhinga bells
Jhinga all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one buffalo open sleigh
Jhinga bells, jingle bells
Jhinga all the way
As the Indians gang raipe on the sleigh

Dashing through the Ganges
In a one cow open sleigh
O'er the sewage filled waters we go
Raiping all the way
Bells on rat tails ring
Making spirits shiver with plague
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A gang raiping song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jhinga bells
Jhinga all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one buffalo open sleigh
Jhinga bells, jingle bells
Jhinga all the way
As the Indians gang raipe on the sleigh

NEW DELHI: India's next parliament will include a record number of lawmakers facing criminal charges despite campaign promises by prime minister-elect Narendra Modi to clean up government, research showed Sunday.

But newly-elected lawmakers from his Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) are among those facing criminal charges including murder, kidnapping, robbery and inciting communal disharmony.

Research by the Association for Democratic Reforms shows 186 members of the elected lower house of parliament, 34 per cent, are facing criminal charges, compared with 158 members in the dissolved legislature.

The association, an advocate for clean government, says 21 per cent of members of the new 543-member parliament face serious criminal charges.

Four of nine lawmakers charged with murder are from the BJP, and so are 10 of 17 parliamentarians charged with attempted murder.

The organisation's research is based on affidavits which all candidates were required to file with the election commission before launching their campaigns.

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