riddles..................2

Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!

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Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.

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Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest
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Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
A: BBBBBBB

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Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.

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If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.

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Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.
(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)
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Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
A: Carlos
It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car)

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Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.
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This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.

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Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.

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Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
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Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain

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Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.
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My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!

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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh.
(Hint: No "eye" = No "i")

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Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: A pack of playing cards.
Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: Selfish.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A: Pork chops.
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Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
A: My hair.

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Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A: A yard.

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Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.

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Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
A: Ouch!

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Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: The Vampire State building.
Q: What do cows like to read?
A: The mooooospaper

Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.