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Guys, guys, guys! We’re super excited to announce that the fabulous Aisling Bea is coming to 2Northdown, Kings Cross for three exclusive mess around Fridays with her pals from the telly! It’s set to be special and ALL profits will go to Refuge (The country's largest provider of specialist services against domestic violence.)

Each date will have Aisling and a different line up of comedy chums. These will be fun, relaxed, low pressure shows and a chance to enjoy never seen before, brand new material from some fantastic acts. Tickets already selling very quickly, so don’t miss out.

Line ups announced on Twitter on the day, oh the suspense. It's exciiitiiing!

Picture this, a beautiful Welsh town, let’s call it, Laugharne… lying on the estuary of the River Tâf, home to Dylan Thomas in the latter years of his life, surrounded by gentle, green, rolling hills… well, come April 2018, you could be there. It’s a real place and it’ll be playing host to a literary, music, arts and sports festival! Yes, all of those things!

We here at TicketText are thrilled to be exclusively ticketing this bespoke weekend festival. Music, literary and sporting legends are lined up to deliver a weekend you’re sure to never forget. Starting on Friday April 6th and rolling through to Sunday 8th, this is a very special event and we are super excited. Tickets went on sale yesterday with early bird tickets selling out within 15 minutes! Don’t miss out, check out their website, grab your weekend tickets HERE, and look forward to a weekend of culture, entertainment, serenading and FUN in the Welsh countryside!!

Plans for January 2018? New year, new you?! We suggest… a new year’s resolution to, see more comedy and we can’t think of a better show to start with than Jim Jefferies’ brand new show – The Unusual Punishment Tour. See what we did there, subtle, we know.

Jim Jefferies is one of the most popular and respected comedians of his generation, entertaining audiences across the globe with his controversial, belief-challenging, and thought-provoking comedy. It’ll be a ‘thinker’, and promises it’ll be a show to remember. We’re super excited, this is one comedian who does not disappoint!

To grab yourself tickets to one of his exclusive shows in January 2018 following this link.

This hilarious comedy trio have appeared on QI, created their own experimental comedy show for Radio 4 – Domestic Science, toured their stand up show up and down the country, and acquired millions of YouTube views. Now you can take their nerdy knowledge and hysterical findings home with you to geek over to your heart’s content! We at TicketText have got our copy, grab yours from Amazon today! Surprise stocking filler? Halloween present (let’s definitely make that a thing)? Oh, however you do it, just buy it, these nerds are serrriously funny!

It's been a long wait, but Have I Got News For You is back for a brand new series in October!

Free, live audience tickets are now available for the brand new series of Have I Got News For You, starting in October. If you'd like to join Ian, Paul and their guests in the studio, simply apply for tickets by clicking your preferred date below.

Tickets are allocated via a ballot (note: they are not first-come-first-served) and you will be informed of your application status at least 10 days before each recording.

Now, we don't want to get you too excited (we do), we're just letting you know that Fight In The Dog have an amazing THREE DAY COMEDY FESTIVAL with some killer names and amazing ticket offers available and it's next weekend! Running from Friday 7th to Sunday 9th of July. We're telling you, it's not to be missed!

With the likes of Joe Lycett, Mae Martin, Larry Dean, Sophie Hagan, Adam Riches, Spencer Jones and many, many more showcasing their previews it's set to be a very special event. There are so many show options to choose from, so, grab a friend, partner, family member and/or dog, follow this link to book your tickets and have a banger of a weekend! You won't regret it...

Looking for some laughs this weekend? Well, look no further because ARG Com Fest has returned and has them in abundance, so you can LOL 'til your heart's content!

If you weren’t able to get to Glastonbury this year – fear not! Quoted as “the comedy Glastonbury” by the Evening Standard, Actually Rather Good Comedy Festival returns for a sixth year, bringing the spirit of the Edinburgh Fringe to Shoreditch. For a single, one -off priced ticket, you’ll get access to an entire weekend of FORTY EIGHT previews of the finest shows heading to Edinburgh this summer. Catch them now before they win all the awards (the ones they haven’t already won...) and brag to your mates that you saw them first.

Building on the success of the debut festival in July 2016 and January 2017s winter edition, The Miller Comedy Festival returns this summer with a staggering line up of artists and comedians alike. Along with regular promoters Hoopla and Clusterf**k, The Miller have expertly curated six nights of stand up, improv, sketch and musical comedyto bring you an event that's sure to tickle everyone's funny bone.

Comedy legends Richard Herring and Paul Foot top bills that also feature house hold names like Ava Vidal, Nick Helm and Hal Cruttenden. There will be musical offerings from Mitch Benn, characters from Milo McCabe and John Robertson will host his incredible Youtube live videogame “The Dark Room”.

There will be food and drinks on offer, along with various other festival treats throughout the week! Don't know about you but we think that that sounds like an excellent summer highlight, BOOK YOUR TICKETS HERE!

THE SUMMER’S HERE…let the sun shine, the giggles flow and the good times roll!!!

We’ve got a whole host of award winning acts performing up and down the country and guess what, you’re invited! From fantastic Edinburgh comedy previews to experience nights, summer shows and even the circus, there’s something to tickle everyone’s fancy.

Not making the journey to The Edinburgh Fringe? Fear not, we have an abundance of shows marching on throughout August, including Russell Howard’s shows at the Backyard Comedy Club, Micky Flanagan’s An’ Another Fing grand tour and Tape Face, hitting theatres with his multi award winning, hilarious, magical and moving show. Manford’s Comedy Club will be hosting it’s trademark, quality comedians all over the country. The Miller Comedy Festival is back with a stellar Summer line up of shows to keep you entertained AND there’s a plethora of FREE comedy shows, all you need to do is book!

Whether it’s watching some comedy on a boat courtesy of The Boat Show Comedy (how civilised!) free comedy and fine dining at The Trafalgar Tavern in beautiful Greenwich at the Greenwich Maritime World Heritage Site, we’ve got something to wet everyone’s appetite. So grab your sunnies and nice, chilled beverage and plan your summer choices by booking tickets here.

Tickets sold out in minutes for Kiri Pritchard-Mclean’s live recording of her hilarious podcast - All Killa No Filla You at our venue in King’s Cross. Some might say, tickets sold like hot cross buns (eggscuse us, we're still overcome with Easter excitement. We’ll stop now.)

So guess what? We’re offering another opportunity to see her in action! This lady is just too brilliant not to share with the world. Join her for an intimate recording of the next instalment of her podcast and see the legend herself wax lyrical on her fascination with serial killers, all things macabre and just why it tickles her. Saturday June 17th, be there or … regret it, that’s all we’re going to say.

It’s the last opportunity to get an exclusive sneak peak of Micky’s brand show before it heads out into the big bad world and onto it’s arena tours.

Micky will be performing An’ Another Fing at Leicester Square Theatre from 25th – 27th April. Micky’s warm up shows have been selling out at a rapid rate, so ‘urry, ‘urry, as he might say and bag yourself a hot seat with this lovable, award winning, cockney hero.

Good Friday (14th):

Bush Hall Presents Stewart Francis: Star of BBC1’s Live at the Apollo and regular on BBC2’s Mock The Week, STEWART FRANCIS makes a rare live performance as he returns to headline a mighty night of comedy at Bush Hall this April. He’ll be joined by NISH KUMAR as host, LOLLY ADEFOPE and SOFIE HAGEN.

Saturday 15th:

99 Club @ Ruby Blue: The 99 Club plays host to the best comedy every night of the week, across five unique venues in Central London. Earning it’s place as Best London Club year-on-year. Friday's show at Ruby Blue, Leicester Square, has MIKE GUNN, NISH KUMAR and ED GAMBLE.

Easter Sunday (16th):

Shoot From The Hip Improv: Check out Top Secret this Easter! The U.K's highest rated stand-up comedy club on Trip Advisor and Google Reviews. The West Ends best value bar: Pints from £3 and shots from £1.50! Where can you go wrong? The authentic stand up comedy experience!“Top Secret is one of Londons best comedy clubs, it won’t be secret for long!” – Jack Whitehall“Without a doubt my favourite London Club. It's my home” – Seann Walsh“dude I had a blast. Favourite room in London” -Trevor Noah

Easter Monday (17th):

Outside The Box @ The Royal Oak: Outside The Box have brought out an amazing line up for easter! The Night is brought to you by the award winning comedy club! As seen on ITV, BBC 1 and Sky1. Voted 4th Best Comedy Club in the UK by the Guardian, Outside The Box present JOEL DOMMETT, JOHN KEARNS, MAFF BROWN and JAKE LAMBERT!