I would LOVE to see Justin Whats-his-bucket, on day one of Summer Encampment, with a 14 year old, highly motivated Cadet Chief of a Flight Sergeant, roll him on out of his fart-sack and take him out for PT.

"Yes, Mrs Beiber, I understand that Justin is not happy. Yes, Ma'am, I am sure you did your best. Well, we can't be successful in everything, better luck with your other children."

What's your name? Major, Sir.I asked your name not your rank. Yes Sir, I am a Captain and my name is MajorDo you know Major Deluth, the Squadron Commander? Yes Sir, he is a fine man.He WAS a fine man, he was killed this morning on a bombing raid...That shows him, going on a mission when he should have been in the office.....Well, we need a new Squadron Commander, and since you are the only Major on our HQ Staff... NO SIR! I am a CAPTAIN, My name is MAJOR...Well that's Close enough for me. Consider yourself a Major now. BUT SIR! I'm in Billeting and Laundry!Well, we all have to do our part Major.

Who is this Major Major who gets to be the Squadron Commander without having ever flown in a Plane?!?

...Joseph Heller Catch 22, exchange between Major Major and Col Cathcart Just goes to show how some things happen

There were 12 hits for my CAPID. I could be a "Cisco Kid" disc set or a "They Call Me Trinity" movie poster. Or I could be a toner cartridge. With my luck lately, the toner cartridge will win, and it will be empty.