throat mulching sounds like an actual treatment to deter the widespread growth of germs...doesn't it?

Did any parent insist that their child sing the Happy Birthday song while washing hands?..and so the other kids gotta join in, of course...have you ever heard a bathroom full of kindergarteners singing the Happy Birthday song at the top of their lungs ( Cha-Cha-Cha version) at different rates?

A mother sent her 5 year old boy to the bathroom with strict orders to wash his hands. The boy wandered into the ladies locker room by mistake, and there were 7 or 8 women in various stages of nakedness (finishing swimming lessons). Most of them screamed as they scrambled to cover themselves up, and the kid asked "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

LOL. You're definitely taking me on a roller coaster ride of emotions here. I am perusing, catching up, after all, I plan to keep coming back so I must know more right now. And it's so past my bedtime.

Well, let me quit here and say you seem like an amazing woman, full of strength and sass. I'm glad I came across your space here!!!

Don't forget to tip the waitress. I really DO live on tips....

Cause I know you want to buy stuff...

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