When staying at a hotel, it’s vital that we all hold on to our polite British eagerness so as to cause the least amount of bother possible and stop the magic of the hotel adventure turning into a depressing culture of bolshy demands and complaints.

So, are you typically British enough? Take the Very British Hotel Quiz below to find out:

1. You go to make tea and discover you’ve already used all the milk. Do you:

A: Shrug, go to the minibar and grab a can of Pepsi instead

B: Decide to head out and grab an espresso and a couple of biscotti, no big deal

C: Desperately search around for a milk alternative, before remembering with great relief that you still have some UHT, which you stole from a train.

2. You’ve accidentally ordered a meal full of nuts, which could very well kill you. Do you:

A: Grab the nearest waiter by the tailcoat and tell him you’ll bust his ass unless he gets a rare T-Bone to your table in the next 30 seconds

B: Say you’re not fussed; you’ll just make do with a carafe of Pinot Noir and a Gauloises