The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Justin Zhang with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.316 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZhangKeyesland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,147 kek nabs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 917,929 per year while the poor average 45,804, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and old age is the nation's leading method of execution. Crime is totally unknown. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.