Shadow's Tales

"Man, all this inventing sure is making my huge muscles and genius brain tired. I think I'll drink this water bottle to rehydrated my dehydrated 8 pack abs. Hopefully those totally hot babes over there don't see me."

Tails proceeded to drink the water bottle when the beach babes outside his window playing volleyball across the street saw him.

"Woah, that dude sure is hot.

Yah.

Oh my gosh Becky, look at those abs."

So they were all checking him out and stuff, and he spilled the water bottle on him and had to take off his shirt.

"Oh man, I'm a lot cooler now that I've gotten that annoying shirt off of my hot body. My rock hard 18 pack abs that I just got over the past 2 minutes were on fire from my hotness.

Anyway. now to bend over and pick up this 55 pound toolbox that hopefully won't make my shoulder blades flex and muscles pop out."

So Tails proceeded to pick up the toolbox, and the babes started raising an eyebrow. Upon lifting himself up, he noticed the beach babes across the street giving him the look and one of them blew him the funny kiss.

"That's not the funny kiss" Tails said.

So he proceeded to go outside to teach the babes a lesson on kissing, and hen a tornado starting blowing.

"Woah, a tornado. Hahaha, luckily my super high leve; of awesomenss and hair gel will keep me on the ground. BUT WHATS THIS? IT APPEARS THE GIRLS HAVE BEEN SWEPT UP!!"

"Ahh, mr. muscle man Tails, plz save us!"

"Ah! I've gotten to do something, fast! But I can't fly up there, mmy muscles are too awesome and the tornado will carry me away!

OHH! BUT WHATS THIS?! THE TORNADO IS CARRYING A CAR!"

Adding 2 and 2 together, Tails rode on top of the car and jumped up from slowing down time with his chaos awesome-troll and grabbed the babes in his arms.

later on

"Woah Mr. Tails, that was awesome."

"No problem Citizen, it's what I do."

They gazed into each others eyes, seeing the future of their burning passionate, sweet awesome love. They moved closer to each other.

"Tails, I've something to tell you, my love."

"What is it, my darling?"

She removed her mask... and showed herself to be Shadow.

"WHA BUT I WOAH YOURE SHADO-"

"Shh. Come closer. Kiss me."

So they kissed and had many little shadow-tails and lived happily ever after.The end.

Amy skipped around in her room, fixing it up quickly. It was her birthday tonight, and she had to find everyone to invite them. She ran around the house fixing anything she missed. Then, went and got dressed. She didn't bother doing anything real nice until she had already invited everyone. As soon as she was dressed she grabbed a stack of invitations and ran out the door.

She went through everyone she wanted to invite in her head. First was, of course, Sonic! She went to the milkshake store and found him and Tails enjoying one each.

"Sonic!"

Amy ran up and threw her arms around him.

Sonic gasped and looked behind him, then groaned.

"Amy? What do you want?"

Amy let him out of her death grip and held out an envelope.

"Here, it's to my party tonight!"

Sonic looked at it. He didn't really want to go, but was her birthday.

"Alright I'll see you then."

Amy squealed, then took out another and handed it to Tails before running out of the store.

'Hmm…let's see…' Amy thought to herself, 'I still have Rogue, Silver, Blaze, and Knuckles. But I have an extra invitation….I guess I'll have to find someone else to invite too….'

She found Silver and Blaze together at a futuristic store. They were mocking it and saying how everything looked so antique. Amy invited them and gave them the invitations. They said they'd come and Amy ran out to find Rouge and Knuckles.

She had to go to Angel Island to find Knuckles. He was guarding his emerald as usual. Amy thought that had to be such boring work. Knuckles said he could probably find time to come to her party. Amy thanked him and ran off looking for Rouge, a little surprised that she didn't find her there.

Rouge was in a jewelry store. Now that Amy thought about it, she should have looked here first. She walked up to the bat.

"Hey Rouge!"

The bat turned.

"Oh, hey Amy!"

Rouge and Amy never really hung out together a whole lot, but Amy still considered her a close friend.

"I came to invite you to my birthday party tonight!"

She handed Rogue an envelope.

"Thanks. I'll be sure to stop by."

They walked out of the store together and sat on a bench. They were on the edge of town and it was starting to get late in the afternoon. Amy took out her last invitation and thought for a minute.

"What's wrong?" Rouge asked her.

Amy looked up, "Huh? Oh nothing. I was just trying to think of someone else to invite to my party."

"Who've you invited so far?"

"You, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Silver and Blaze."

Rouge looked thoughtful, "What about Cream?"

Amy shook her head, "She's not allowed after dark. Besides, I was hoping to have a little more….adult…party."

Rouge smirked. She tried to think of someone who was grown enough. Then someone came to her mind.

"Well, what about Shadow?"

"Huh?"

Amy looked confused.

"Shadow? You want me to invite him?"

Rouge shrugged, "Why not?"

Amy sighed, "Well, I don't know him all that well. He kinda scares me. And personally, I don't think he likes me."

Rouge giggled a little, "He probably doesn't. He doesn't really like anyone. But I'm sure he doesn't have anything better to do."

"But I don't even know where to find him."

"Hmmm…" Rouge thought again for a second, "Last I heard, he was staying in a shack outside of town."

"Shack? Why?"

"Well he doesn't exactly have anywhere to live. Besides, he never stays in one place to long anyway."

Amy looked out towards the end of town, "Could you come with me?"

"Sorry, I have a hair appointment. But don't worry." She stood up and started to walk away, "He doesn't bite….much…."