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So… I saw a post trying to compare that new Steam release for the Hanabira series… To Metal Gear. Says it’s the Metal Gear Solid of Yuri. And it got me thinking about something. When was Yuri ever good? First I’ll show you what I wanted to post on the Steam review. Then I’ll go into more detail about the Genre.

1: This game series is by far not such a thing. It has like zero interaction, About as much interaction as a Metal Gear Solid game where you just push a stick forward and click one button and Snake is just running on his own and no scoping everything as if he had a bot running his aiming. They lack a bad end for not making the main expected choices, and there are no penises to qualify an asinine name like Solid Snake to be anything like Metal Gear. Unless it’s got a hunk of a dude rescuing the president or some shit, it’s a shit statement to call this the Metal Gear of anything.

2: Metal Gear is pure quality. This series is known for glorifying lesbians raping lesbians (Female double standards), lesbians peeing on lesbians, and lesbians being extremely neurotic and impossible to understand. Sometimes I can barely call these girls “lesbians” since I feel they would have been just as satisfied if they were getting cocked by a 7 inch Otacon. Seriously. They always seem to be wet and ready for sex even when no one is around. They fuck everywhere and anywhere in their series. And if a woman is that wet all the time, it tends to actually physically feel good. And they never seem to outright state a hatred for males. Just that one of them has a hatred for cheating at times to the point she’ll kill her lover and then herself. So this game is hardly known for quality. More so mediocrity.

3: Nanomachines, Son.

Secondly, please stop trying to pedestal Yuri. I get it. You lonely blue pillers are so blue pilled up that you, as the male demographic of these games, think a lack of males is some kind of saving grace. I get that you think that misandry is a good thing. That you think that male’s are inherently muhsogynistic. That you think that no pure woman would want a penis. That you think that girls and only girls are a good thing and better than diversity (The actual spice of life). That you think that if you want to gain the affections of a woman, then it can only be from either becoming a girl, or being so effeminate that you might as well be gay.

But to compare this to Metal Gear is like trying to compare American Psycho to The Room by Tommy Wiseau. Both have a sort of cult following (While in Metal Gear’s case bigger than a cult). But only one has that following and is actually any good based on written quality and intellectual prowess on the writers part.

Got it? Only White Knights and beta male mangina’s like this series past wanting to fuck all the chicks themselves. Because you can’t like a quality that doesn’t exist.

That’s what I would have said if the character limit on Steam comments wasn’t 1,000 characters or less. But man. How fucking full of the Yuri fever do you have to be to think that Yuri has ever been comparable to a long running series of the quality of Metal Gear? Not only does Metal Gear update on a time schedule that allows for proper time to make a great story, it uses resources well.

And Yuri fans from what I see are mostly weeaboo meme shitting freaks anways.

Yuri is more like that one neurotic mom who’s every now and then tolerable. And other times she seems like she’s trying to be tolerable, but only being a chaotic mess of contradictory to one another attempts at being tolerable.

Yuri hasn’t had the best track record. Either slice of life pizza slices that give Weeaboo’s diabete’s and take no intellectual capability to make past knowing some inside jokes and having a decent artist that can entice weeaboo lolicons, or it’s an attempt at an intellectual story that only goes full potato with it’s overly cringe worthy character motivations, plot twists, and character interactions.

Take Kannazuki No Miko for example. Awesome mecha but tossed into a horrible overly greasy mess of a story. It was so balls deep in shit that the Youtube channel Anime Balls Deep would have a fucking field day with that.

The blue haired main girl, Chikane, is like a paragon for Feminazi’s on “strong independent womyn” and yet she lives off of her families money, is some Mary Sue who’s loved by all and yet has some shitty woobie story thrown in, and she’s good at so many things, but can’t for the life of her be any good at knowing how to not be a man hating shit. If Souma wasn’t a man, she’d probably have no problems letting Himeko get saved by her. Since she represents a fanbase that thinks that “if you spend so much time around a real man you’re bound to wanna fuck em” or some shit. They can’t fathom the idea that a lesbian isn’t some purest form of love that can stand the test of time, but think that if you put a man in a main role that doesn’t lead to him getting shafted in terms of how he ends up then it’ll make the series go full harem or some shit.

Himeko is some indecisive emotion and morality sue who can’t decide to do shit, can’t seem to do shit on her own, like when Murakumo just decides to shit itself out to do the job it’s supposed to do, and she can’t seem to just nut up and tell Souma that “sorry. You’re princess is in another series where you’re appreciated and the story is better and we abducted you just to shit all over you”.

Souma is like that one guy who’s a mix of an alpha male and White Knight beta who does good things and is only a beta because he’s being spoonfed shitty ideologies, but will eventually just stop giving a shit about romance and tell the world to fuck itself. Like going #MGTOW or something.

Kannazuki No Miko is like that one Yuri that tries to be super edgy but fails at being really edgy and just goes full cringe edge on you. The girls are hot enough to want to fuck, but the story is so cringe worthy that you can’t see any other reason to watch it othet than to say “Damn I wish I could have sex with Chikane and Himeko” or to say “I wish I could pilot a mecha like Souma and ride a bike like him”.

And the sad thing is that no matter what someone tells you, Yuri is far from being that “underrated genre that not enough people care about”.

From my experience it works like this.

Yuri Vs Yaoi: Mainstream wise Yuri has the most backing and audience. The doujin’s have the most Yaoi which involve not only fanfic level self made manga’s that are basically free advertising with the right credits, but also indie works that don’t go mainstream. Yuri has an easier time going mainstream. Especially subtext shows with little to no presence from males.

Yuri Vs Hetero: Hetero has the edge here. But not enough to where you can say people prefer it by a norm. Most anime fans I’ve seen watch it because it’s the biggest in terms of content. Not because of a preference. Especially in this day and age of PC bullshit. They watch it for the girls. Anyone telling you they watch it because it has enticing romance is probably lying on most occasions. Now I will say that the het stuff has had less cringe worthy stories. Just not very developed at times. But not as cringe worthy. But most fans watch it to fap to the girls and ship them with other girls. Only the vanilla fags of the doujin communities ship the MC like hotcakes. Most forum goers and most people I’ve met say they prefer Yuri since they think it means you’re a faggot to like to see hetero sex. Even if it’s for logical reasons like “envy” and a desire to be the man in the sheets with the girl.

This is pretty much why Yuri has such a horrible track record to me. Because it lacks any intellectually knowledgeable writers, and it has at times, the cringe factor of your average fanfic.

Now for all the anally injured PC Yuritards who think that by not worshiping the vagoo of the great and mighty poo that is Yuri, then here. I have a gift for you.

You wanna get greasy veins from eating too many Big Macs? Cultural Appropriation. Richard and Maurice McDonald. Both white cocks.

Fucking white chicks? WHAT KIND OF MENTAL GYMNASTICS DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO THINK ANYONE BUT A WHITE COCK WENT THROUGH THAT PUSSEH.

So you wanna join the NBA? Do you even James Naismith mah ugly ass wigga?

How bout modern medicine? Stop surviving all those diseases with white people’s medicine and invent your own god damn penicillin.

Guess who invented Tumblr. A modern day penny snatcher. How bout Google? A white narcissist. Apple? A white guy with a job, Microsoft? A white dollar stuck in a gate.

So stop culturally appropriating the white folk. Unless you want my Chinese ass to snatch the shit out of your ass when I tear your rectum out from you for culturally appropriating my Kung Fu. Stop appropriating my fucking life you racist shitlords.

You know what anime is. You know what gynocentricism is? No? Then here’s the lay out.

Gynocentricism is the prioritization of females in society. Essentially. I guess. In English it means their problems are given priority regardless. Meaning no one cares about the men.

Scholars Katherine K. Young and Paul Nathanson state that ideologically, the overriding focus of gynocentrism is to prioritize females hierarchically, and as a result may be interpreted as misandry (the hatred and prejudice towards men). Feminist calls for equality or even equity are often, according to them, a subterfuge for gynocentrism.-Wikipedia.

So basically the shit that Feminists really want. And already have. They get to accuse without proof, evidence, or anything. Based on their word alone. Men? As if. They get to have over 1500 rape help organizations and shelters in this country of America alone. Men? Only 1. And they continue to get more and more, along with endless supplies of female only funding from the government. What else? Oh yeah. Get this, the draft still affects you even if it doesn’t exist right now. Cause if you didn’t sign up as a man, then you can’t vote. And you can’t apply for a lot of government fundings unless you agree to voluntary suicide. Women? They get these benefits just because they exist.

Now how does this play into our anime? It’s with the fans thats support the anime industry and the state of the Japanese county if the millions of online articles are to go buy.

Currently Japan is having some shitty times because men are becoming herbivores. Basically Japanese versions of MGTOW’s. The Prime Minister is now having to ask the Generation Z, and many women in general, to pick up the slack because the herbivore count is rising to a staggering degree. And who’s fault is it? Some might say “MEN!”. But that’s you’re retarded brainwashed SJW Feminist side talking. Men aren’t the problem. Government is. The government spent a lot of time prepping generation Z women into being too self entitled. Or else we wouldn’t have tons of interviews with female citizens and women in general who say they refuse to marry a man who doesn’t have like a 6 figure salary and good looks. Looks is one thing. But a 6 figure salary typically is only owned by men who’ve been in a business for a long time. And men are given nothing but shitty encouragement with no profit to be married. Just to bring more births in. And yet they fail to realize that giving children doesn’t benefit the man. It benefits the woman sure. Because with children she can receive more funding. More funding that wastes the damn economy. And the men are also having to work more and more for less and less for women who cost more and more due to Hypergamy. So men are leaving a country that actively demonizes them for so many stupid things that many years ago would not even see the light of day in their lives. The supposed days when men were actually respected and listened to about problems, and they’re leaving because the country is actively trying to make it harder for them to live married or unamarried. Nothing but attempts to make it hell for them.

Now this plays into anime since anime is a booming industry and influences younger people quite a bit. And even anime companies have to pay taxes. And if they don’t let the government step in, then they get a boot up the ass. So the government makes the industries place bullshit like male bashing. The bashing that happens when a woman intrudes in a place that isn’t her property, and suddenly she’s a strong woman for beating him up. The same bullshit that portrays women in a good light despite the unbridled hypocritical Misandrist shit that many harem ecchi shows fall into, the same shit that has so many men being portrayed as villains with very few good role models, or just faceless soldiers who die when it comes to anime involving wars, and the same shit that pervades its way into commercials in the west where even when a woman strikes first, the man is worse instead of just as bad for attacking back, even when he hit less. This is why Japan is failing. Because of it’s political agenda against the male populace and their attempts to brainwash them into believing this romanticized female that doesn’t exist in Japan. This female of purity doesn’t exist because they raise their women in a way that doesn’t allow said female to exist. And this female exists in anime.

Typically they exist in the sense that they share half the personality of a real life female. They share the shit side. Now maybe in anime a female can learn, but they typically don’t get made to learn the right way. They may start off being extremely volatile, but later in the story they change. But it’s usually a mask. They don’t change. They just mask it up to make sure that they don’t lose what they have now. Which could be a marriage. So you can actually picture a female in an anime losing her shit down the road and just ruining a mans life and not giving a shit.

Japan is essentially on the verge of crashing and might have to outsource. So that whole issue with foreigners might change, and to keep their females from pissing their pants and having to work the same 12 to 16 hour shifts that keep men from seeing their kids 5 or 6 days a week, they may have to outsource work to you, and may have to allow Americans, Canadians, Britains, ETC to just waltz in and become citizens. Kind of like how America has to cover for the lack of men in Stem fields (Because of a refusal to stop the bullshit of lowering standards for women when it comes to what it takes to get into it, and the refusal to encourage men to stick with it regardless of whether females are offended or not even when they don’t want those jobs sometimes) with H-1B Visa’s and experienced Asian temp workers.

So maybe your weeaboo fantasy of living in Great Nippon of purity might come true. Just don’t be angry at me if you find yourself contemplating to add to Japan’s sky rocketing and vastly larger majority of male suicides compared to women.

So I’m in the process of making an RPG Maker VX Ace game about Big Boss getting tossed on a remote island in the fictional world ever since Konami abandoned making console and PC games for micro transactions. Dracula gets tossed on the same island. Now Snake needs to get off the Island, locate a cast of Konami characters, and take down Konami.

Been a long time since I did anything with this blog. Time for a lecture by your assholian savior.

But I cam back with a post.

Weeaboo’s. They’re like trolls. They used to be classy… Okay that’s a fucking lie. They were always the most contrived shit. But ever since Otaku’s came about and out of the closest like a gay man during an argument with his dad over Rambo’s chest, Weeaboo’s thought it was a good idea to come out.

And damn are they fucking stupid. They’re basically the Tumblr of the entire anime community. And now, I fear they may be the majority. They’re hipsters. Hypocrites. Degenerates. Anything you can imagine. Take a good look at some forums.

Animesuki is lined with tons of these guys. In fact, I’ll list a list below of the common “tropes” of the these guys. They are one variety of Weeaboo after all. And I may or may not actually come up with the names for these tropes that are tropes only on this blog.

If It’s Him, Then NTR Away: This is a trope that they commonly practice where they claim to hate NTR. But they will always say things like “If *insert X character here* is doing it, then we support it.” As long as they are able to self insert in the spotlight, they they’ll love it. Hipster faggots. This attitude is prevalent in MarySue/GaryStu fiction like Highschool DxD and Infinite Stratos since those are escapist fantasies. And imagining yourself stealing so many women is a man’s wet dream now isn’t it?

It’s Not A Mary Sue Even If He Is One!: This is common with, once again, DxD and Infinite Stratos. Things like that. They will constantly refer to how Issei or Ichika are not Mary Sue’s or Gary Stu’s. And yet as someone said on a Forum I’ve been frequenting…

It started out pretty good, had a nice setup, even a bit of decent drama with Issei getting murdered by one hot chick then revived by another (the light novels actually do something with this plot point by having Issei be afraid to get close to women despite his perviness due to his understandable fear that if he lets down his guard, he gets shanked again, so they worked in a bit of realistic PTSD), but this never gets brought up in the anime at all.

The first season and first few light novels aren’t too terrible, believe it or not, no worse than any other harem fighting anime with boobs at least, but the flaws come up pretty quick.

First off, Issei only has an artificial weakness, otherwise he would be god moding the setting, and the excuses contrived to keep him from god moding gets weaker over time. Second, the story introduces its own mythology and plot points, and there is some interesting world building in the light novels, but it’s all background noise most of the time, little more than an impetus for Issei to Gary Stu his way past another villain.

Finally, while it’s typical ecchi harem bullshit, this is a show where it’s pretty damn likely this guy could get laid, and the later light novels all but state he eventually has gotten his rocks off, but the anime is filled with pure cock tease nonsense. I wasn’t exactly hoping to see this guy get boned on screen, but at least the light novels eventually quit dancing around the subject of that happening like the anime.

Finally, what is most damning is how Issei gets his harem. Seriously, aside from Rias Gremory, who has something of a reason to have a thing for him, Akeno (who seems to have an NTR fetish), and Asia (who, in what has to be one of the few decent bits of drama the series has, understandably fell for Issei because he stuck up for her when almost no one else would), the reasons the other ladies have for jumping on his dick are all pretty contrived, and eventually even the light novels don’t bother trying to be clever about why yet another lady want to ride his dick.

In short, this did have some promise despite the cheesecake, but devolved into a Mary Sue fantasy that doesn’t even pretend to give a damn about justifying it’s own bullshit and pretty much rides on its fanservice and wish fuflillment and little more.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program…

Waifu=Maito: Basically waifu’s are the cornerstone of the Animesuki forums. The day they use Saitama from Onepunch Man as their banner is the day that I own the site.

We hate this male character because he’s so fucking dense, but he’s a nice guy so even though we hate him, we suddenly love him the moment someone questions us!: The long ass title aside, this is when you bring up things like NTR. They say they hate NTR and love Ichika or some other generic Self Insert like him the moment you bring it up. But just a few rows of threads ago, they kept bashing on him in a way that makes you think they want this series and Ichika dead. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS. Is he a dense loser, or a nice guy who’s worth the whole fucking world?

Now that we have that forum out of the way, the next one is different. The next one is 4chan.

The main issue lies in that they are becoming run by Social Justice Warriors. It uses to be a paragon of free speech. Disturbing or not. But now it’s just being run by a bunch of ignorant children who might actually be members of IGN. And as a certain KH fan/Youtuber said “YOU CAN’T SPELL IGNORANT WITHOUT FUCKING IGN!”

This also applies to a lot of forums. TV Tropes is one. And TV Tropes is filed with Weeaboo’s and Weeaboo esque fanfics that might as well be tales on WeeabooTales on Reddit. The Pantheon is all kinds of fucked up shit that is built to literally form a circle jerking ring to jerk fictional characters off and overglorify them beyond recognition.

All in all, Weeaboo’s have becomes the main part of the Anime Community in the west as I see it. And in the East, it’s not so much Weeaboo in the same sense as a literal one. Like Wapanese kind of bullshit. Cuz they be Japanese. But it is getting bad enough to the point that some people meet the modern Weeaboo conditions.

Also don’t get me started on Funimation and their raging hate for GamerGate. I will fuck up anyone from Funimation if they want to fight me on this shit. They are among some of the most retarded companies seen in recent years.

Why does most Fanfiction feel like Mary Sue garbage, you may ask. Well that is because it is. The majority of times. At least for the ones with the most children, and the most weeaboo type otaku.

Take Highschool Dxd Fanfics for example. The majority of crossovers will not really be well written at all from a literary standpoint from someone who also indulges on copious amounts of varying genres of anime. Most will be about making Issei’s harem grow. And many of these will attempt to do so through NTR. No matter how much they tell you they hate it, if it’s Issei, there precious dreamt up harem king, then it’s great. Cuz he’s a pig by moral standards. And many of them are too. Wouldn’t be so bad if they admit that’s the reason they like him. Cuz you know. Being as assholian honest is the point of this place. And many times, if they try to use another series to give Issei a backstory, it will be straight up rip offs, and Gary Stu shit. Look at a certain One Punch Man x Dxd fic. Rather than making them unrelated and keeping it in character, Issei is the son of Saitama. Last I checked that sounds straight Gary Stu. Issei one punching his enemies. Seriously. They make long as stories that have no need for anything more than a few lines of Issei one punching someone. Even the average One Punch Man chapter takes less time to read than that.

Then of course, the dreaded Naruto fics. Those are just outrageous. So many that are about some shit AU meant to give Naruto a harem. Whether it be an in universe one or a crossover one.

We get that you worship Naruto. But that doesn’t mean everyone wants to do that as well. Stop polluting the net with this shit. If you want to make a story, good. If you want a harem in it, whatever. But wheb you make the crutch be that the Mc Stu you made will have a harem without even trying, then you might want to rethink your summary.

You have shitty neighbors who ruin your life where you live? Your parents will tell you it’s all you. They want to tell you it’s all you because they want you to be some sacrificial lamb for when their own troubles are around.

Parents will never not tell you it’s not just you. To them, it’s always you. Even if you’re not the root. They’ll even support the root of the problem for the sake of your anguish.

The majority of Yurifags will say their most beloved and the purest yuri ever is Sono Hanabira. Despite the first game having the second main heroine being the farthest thing from pure and being a sick deviant that may as well be an Otaku neckbeared wearing basement dweller welling up with fantasies of his “Kawaii uguu waifu”

Been so busy. So busy not dwelling in the cesspool of a parental establishment called a basement. You know. With a job and all, that pays 10 bucks an hour and working 5 days a week on an 8 hour a day schedule. Out in the sun. Spinning signs. As a human directional. Aka a personified sweat shop.

So I figured I’d show a post I found on the /v/ boards of 4chan. Now this is some downright truthful shit here. Shit about why /u/, the Yuri board of 4chan, is so retarded and undesirable of a community. Although the guy who posted such an intelligent post, continued on with posts filled with high octane levels of autism, cranial abuse, and drug overdoses. As per usual of 4chan.

The post is as follows

All yurifags are shitposters. If it isn’t this, it’s>purest form of love>h-hesitant typing>abusing spoiler text>b-but anon, that’s l-lewd>but that’s forbidden love>slut lab
etc. Throw in schizophrenic ships and a general anti-male mentality and /u/ quickly becomes one of the worst boards on 4chan.

So as you can see this downright shows just how impure, dysfunctional, and downright wrong one of the worst boards on 4chan is. It, and the Yaoi board are the most useless boards on there. They hardly show news that anyone really cares for, since everyone only secretly wants to fap and self insert to porn of their interest, and anything else, such as actual porn, could all easily be posted on either general pornographic boards, such as /b/ (The cesspool where people post porn and other shit) and /h/ (Hentai).

All in all, there needs to be a purge of those boards. Or a purge of 4chan in general with more restrictave rules put in place that keeps shit from getting too misandric, misogynistic, or just downright bad in general. There’s too many shitty boards as is with boards like /u/, /y/, and /a/. /a/’s perfectly fine in terms of usability. You still get most of what you want. Which is retarded mixing of boards shit posting on someone elses boards and not getting into trouble.

Pretend I’m Jack Nicholsons character from “As good as it gets”. Now pretend you’re a /u/ board faggot who needs to “yon hyaku nijuu moyase, kono okama yaro!”

Here’s a scenario for you, as a /u/ faggot ass faggerson, where you ask me a question, as Jack Nicholsons character. Or basically Jack Nicholson.

/u/: You’re such a great admin. How do you manage our board so well?

Me: I think of a board. And I take away reason, and accountability.

Essnetially what happens is /u/ becomes the radical feminist community of the world that expects special treatment and calls it fair and equal. While /y/ just sits there like the most faggy of gay men who have gay pride parades dressed in nothing but something to cover their junk. Sometimes…

Now if you’ll excuse me, Papa Kaiser gotta go to bed. He’s got work tomorrow so he can provide for all you fucks out there who can’t provide their own balls to the wall doucheyness.

So I noticed for a while that I got a few followers. In the span of 4 months, about 19. Not that much. But not bad either as far as I care.

Thanks. It really makes me feel special. No seriously. I feel about as special as the liver and onions that I shat out last weekend morning. But jokes aside, I really do appreciate it. For every follower, I shit better every morning, afternoon, and evening.