Ned Beatty being chased by amorous hill billies. The Footless Wonder, seeing this horrific scene, raises his left foot overhead, and with a heroic cry he charges the hill billies. Enroute he trips over the unearthed root of a tree and falls into...

...a deep sleep. Years go by. Societies crumble and fall around him. Someone steals his foot. When he wakes up in the middle of a rainstorm, eons later, he is startled to see sitting on a nearby stump...

... a cryogenic chamber in which houses the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Ironically, the chamber's timeclock is set to open in less than 30 seconds, and Green Goblin must make some quick decisions. He decides to...

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"Let your enemies fear, for a harlequin of the Laughing God dances at your side."