Wake N’ Blog: Holly Madison Has Insured Her Boobs For $1 Million

• The reality star and former recipient of Hugh Hefner’s creepy advances told People that she has taken out a $1 million insurance policy with Lloyd’s of London on her breasts. Said Madison: “If anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.” Isn’t the fact that she doesn’t cover her assets the source of her income? Further, wouldn’t this have made more sense when, you know, people actually cared about her boobs? [Yahoo!]

• Speaking of breasts, an NHL prospect would appreciate it if all the ladies would put their boobs away. [Puck Daddy]