I'd much rather talk about the fact that your team went from being Tebowed on national television to getting ousted from the playoffs by AJ Green his band of flunkies. And have a good chance of missing this season playoffs. While the Rays went to AFCCG then won the Superbowl. You could say we knifed our way through the post season.

You know who isn't on that list for ousting us from the playoffs? That's right, genius, our personal post-season whipping boys, THE RAVENS! But I guess vicariously living through other team's accomplishments helps you sleep at night....

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I also didn't make up the get your facts straight rule, the forum did.

"Want to talk smack? Back it up with facts! What goes on in the 'BF' stays in the 'BF'. Not for the meek of heart or easily offended. Please keep in mind that most of the rules still apply. ATTENTION: MATURE PEOPLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR ONLY!"

From the guy who couldn't read well enough to put it in the Blast Furnace to begin with.

BALTIMORE—After taking under a month to sort through the carnage from the Ravens’ Super Bowl victory parade, Baltimore police issued an encouraging report Friday, revealing that the festivities had resulted in just 20,278 fatalities.

According to the report, the corpses littering the area surrounding Commerce Street included less than 5,410 residents killed by gunshot wounds, a mere 9,553 stabbing victims, and, in a particularly welcome surprise, a near-negligible 2,892 casualties who were violently beaten to death.

“This is a great day for Baltimore,” said police commissioner Anthony Batts, who noted that several hundred officers had worked nonstop since February 5th investigating the site of the massacre. “We planned for between 40,000 and 50,000 bodies, so to end up with a fraction of that—well, it’s really a testament to the willpower and restraint of our residents.”

“Most of the players even survived, which is a wonderful achievement in itself,” Batts added.

The report, which compared the parade favorably to the Ravens’ 2001 victory parade that claimed the lives of more than 75,000 Baltimore residents, noted that a majority of attendees were not robbed during the event, and proudly highlighted the fact that fewer than 1,000 young children were listed as dead, injured, or missing.

“Though it is true that 60,000 injuries is actually up slightly since 2001, and about 25,000 of those people remain in so-called critical condition, we’re not here to play a game of semantics,” said Batts, who mentioned that while some of the murderers remained at large, it was also safe to assume that a small percentage were also killed during the celebrations. “Bottom line is, we held a great parade, only 20,000 people were brutally murdered, and everyone else enjoyed themselves. At the end of the day, no one is disputing what a remarkable step forward this is for our city.”

At press time, Baltimore had another reason to celebrate as an addendum to the report identified Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco as among the deceased.

But I guess vicariously living through other team's accomplishments helps you sleep at night....

Living vicariously thought other teams accomplishments? Dude, we just won the superbowl; beating an 8-8 team isn't exactly an "accomplishment" in comparison. We don't give one dirty dump about knocking you out of the playoffs, you aren't even on the radar, sorry. . .

Besides, you make it really tough to oust you from the playoffs when you aren't in them or are getting Tebow'd in the first round . . .