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Pee-wee's Big Adventure quotes

Dottie: I was wondering if you would go someplace... with me.Pee-wee Herman: Like where?Dottie: The drive-in.Pee-wee Herman: Look, Dottie, I like you. Like! I like you!Dottie: Yes, I like you, too--Pee-wee Herman: [shouts] Dottie! [calm voice] There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.Dottie: I don't understand.Pee-wee Herman: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.Pee-wee Herman: A new brain!Francis Buxton: No. Your bike!Pee-wee Herman: I want to speak to Francis!Butler: Francis is busy.Pee-wee Herman: Busy doing WHAT?!Butler: Taking his bath.Pee-wee Herman: Oh, REALLY? WHERE ARE THEY HOSING HIM DOWN?!![Pee-wee confronts Francis in his large pool-like bath]Pee-wee Herman: STILL wanna ride my bike, Francis?!!Francis Buxton:: No! NO!!! I don't want your crummy old bike!!Pee-wee Herman: AHA! You don't want it anymore BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!! TELL ME WHERE IT IS BEFORE I LOSE PATIENCE WITH YOU!!![Pee-wee enters a noisy biker bar and tries to use the payphone but can't because of the noise]Pee-wee Herman: Shhhhh! I'm trying to use the phone!![one of the bikers puts the phone back on the cradle]Biker 1: Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?Pee-wee Herman: Nobody hipped me to that, dude.Biker 1: It's off limits!

Kevin Morgan: Well, is everything straightened out?Jerry: We are whenever you are.Kevin Morgan: Doesn't it look like I'm ready? [loudly] I am ALWAYS ready! I have BEEN ready since first call! I AM READY! ROLL!Jerry: Quiet, please! This is a take. Roll, please.Cameraman: Speed!Kevin Morgan: ACTION!Jerry: Action!

Pee-wee Herman: Chris, what is this? Too late! Chip?Chip: Uh... it looks like a pen.Pee-wee Herman: Correct! This is the pen I bought exactly one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!!!