Lindsay Lohan asked a guy at the amfAR gala to buy her shit. The New York Post reports:

Lindsay Lohan tried to persuade a wealthy patron to bid on an expensive gift for her in the auction at the star-studded amfAR benefit Wednesday night. … Spies said that when Lohan recognized a wealthy Canadian financier at a nearby table, she shot over to schmooze him — but then sent an assistant over when bidding on the charity auction began. “There were items being auctioned for $20,000,” said a spy. “After chatting with the businessman, Lindsay sent over an assistant, who said, ‘Lindsay would very much like it if you’d bid on this item as a gift.’ ” However, the gentleman declined. “He just cracked up,” our source said — and the piece, believed to be a Hublot diamond watch with a white alligator strap, went to another bidder. Lindsay was overheard telling guests she was at the gala because of her role playing Elizabeth Taylor, a major amfAR donor, in an upcoming Lifetime movie.

Pretty sure the fact that Lindsay Lohan could actually recognize a Canadian financier and is still convinced that her withered, meth addled ass is playing Elizabeth Taylor will tell you all you need to know about this story. The only really shocking part of this is that Lindsay still has an assistant.