~MY MR. DIARY (Fr0gGY bL0G)~

Mar 9, 2009

A student asked a teacher, "What is LOVE?" The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy

and come back.But the rule is: You can go through them only onceand can't turn back to pick."The student went to the field, went through firstrow, he saw one big paddy,but he wonders..maybe there is a bigger one later.Then he saw another bigger one...but may be there is a even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field,he started to realize that the paddy isn't as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "..dis is LOVE...you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already missed the person...."

"What is MARRIAGE then?" the student asked.The teacher said, "In order to answer your question,go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once andcannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field,

this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake,when he reached the middle of the field, he has picked onemedium corn that he felt satisfy, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn....you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is MARRIAGE."

all because of hearing intoDIFFERENT LANGUAGERoot of problem: The chinese name - Annie Wan (Anyone) Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone) Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? Operator : I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)