Saints Row is one of those games you either love or hate, but the game franchise does have some very loyal fans and a very large cult following. Knowing this, UK retailer GAME has launched a pre-order package of epic proportions.

That's right, the price in the image above is $1 million, but in all fairness, you get some pretty sweet perks upon purchase. These include a flight in space courtesy of Virgin Galactic, spy training, a complete wardrobe makeover, a seven night stay at the top of the Burj-Al-Arab in Dubai, a Lamborghini, and a new Toyota Prius. Oh, and I forgot to mention the obligatory free plastic surgery.

Unfortunately, only one of these pre-order packages is available. When tallied up, everything is worth about $800,000. This means that it would actually be cheaper to purchase everything yourself and then spend $59 on the game when it releases. Sadly, there will more than likely be someone who buys this just because they can.