As all of you must be aware, the first legitimate film made about DDO was just released. While it may seem "funny", "amusing", or "entertaining" prima facie, it puts into perspective how deep the prejudice (and pride) of the Establishment (henceforth referred to as "The Man") runs.

In "DDO: The Movie" (henceforth referred to as "Disgrace in Movie Form"), there is a severe lack of diversity among the cast. Glaring voids exist which, in the 21st century, have no justification. One might try to explain away this problem, saying that it "wasn't intentional", or that it "doesn't matter", but such attempts just drive the knife of oppression deeper into the heart of the subjugated minorities.

What minorities are these, which are so horrifically ignored? Those members who have operated under the usernames "Bossyburrito" and "ShabShoral". Not one character in "Disgrace in Movie Form" is of this group. This was clearly by choice: it was well within the power of The Man to have avoided such a traumatizing error, yet it persists in the finished product.

What must be done? A movement must be started. A movement for all those who have been ground to dust under the boot of The Man. A movement for those who have no movements.