I should say I don't fully get the jokes...Chaos Undivided went right over my head.

I played D&D for a few years when I was much younger. Had a monk when they were first allowed and a rogue assassin. I haven't found a great computer version - game developers aren't the best DMs (zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie, boss zombie with treasure). I seriously miss my dice collection and monster manuals.

Anyway, the best defense against zombies is swimming. I've never seen a swimming zombie. Presumably they just bob about until they get eaten.