-You think up new ways to make of Zelda sigs.(me)
-You think that the Ganon will come and get you.
-You question why your dog isn't Link...
-You go around picking up dogs and talking to them once you have a certain-mask that you got costume made for you because of your Zelda addiction.
-You admit that 100 of these things listed in this thread are wrong with you and that you have an addiction to Zelda and need help. (what a mouth full)

^Those last two account for me...
-You think of "good" LoZ names as well as bad on the Worst/Funniest Zelda Game Title thread.
-You wish that your fanfiction were games in the series.
-You question why Ganon looks so good to eat...or he makes you no longer want to eat bacon because he's such a disgusting, looking pig-thing!

-You feel as though individuals in Zelda Games are more real than real ppl.(not me)
-You think that a ruby, a sapphire, and an emerald can open the door to the Master Sword.
-You think that everyone else on the Zelda Forums are two serious and that you are most-surely not laid-back! (me...kinda)

-You join forums just to do the Hyrule Trivia
-You HAVE to listen to orchaestral music while writing a fan fic
-You write a fan fic that deals with dark themes, a huge yet connective plot, savvy new characters, and just the fact that it is longer than the normal fan fic.

_________________It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

-You think that everything should get out of the way so that you may do Zelda things.
-You think that when writing a fanfic you can do almost anything with the characters...even kill Link. (even though the fans would "hate" you and cry...)
-You think that two characters in the games should fall in love, get married, and so-forth. (which is true with most ppl who like Zelda)

-You hate the idea of having Link pair up with anyone (like spiderman, the enemy goes for who has your heart)
-You have Link almost die a lot in your fanfics, and maybe near the end(me...but he doesn't die)
-You nickname your Pokemon after Zelda characters and enemies(once upon a time, me)

_________________It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

-You consider 17 year-olds adults...if they wear only green.
-You're inconsiderate, and make it look like he's most certainly dead, then make him not be dead at all.
-You think about how songs (un-orchestrated) relate to Zelda.(not me)

-You are so immersed with Hyrule Trivia that you forget that new questions aren't until Sunday and waited for them today(...me)
-You lose control of yourself everytime you see any Zelda merchandise that isn't a game
-You think that crossovers that are really severe are blasphemous.(Depends on what it is and how it would work in the Zelda universe)

_________________It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

-You think that Zelda is immerge in religious concepts and you wondor why this is.
-You think that threads like this are hilarious...even if all of it applies to you.(not me)
-You think anyone who doesn't like Zelda needs to go to an insanity clinic.
-You have a Triforce belt buckel. (I know someone who has one...and he goes to my church, yes, Zelda is somewhat popular among us...)

-You should be studying for your permit instead of being on the forums(me, but that is not for another month+)
-You enjoy looking at Zelda encyclopedias all the time, even if you know almost all the entries
-You think you are so smart at Zelda and name yourself Zeldaeinstein.

_________________It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

-You name yourself MtI, thinking the Imp is so much cooler than the Twili. -You have a lot of Zelda collectables that are accurate to the game.
-You also think that you have a bag that can fit every item in it you ever get.

-You are suprised that iron boots still make you sink in water even when not having them on
-You scope out good areas and scenery to use in a fan movie if you ever made one
-You try to come up with accurate people to play your characters from the supply you have at school
-You make characters based off your friends to have totally different personality than the real person

_________________It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

-You don't let your dog in for an hour and are on a Zelda Forum instead.
-You think how cool it would be if nintendo would allow a good Zelda movie to be made.
-You think that ZE should have some part in the making because he thinks he knows so much about Zelda. (kinda...)

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