A: I have quite a few scars actually. I have a horse bite scar on my back (hardly visible) and the back of my right arm (which happened during Woodstock ’94. At that time, I was living directly across the Hudson River from where they had the concert in Saugerties.) In addition to those, I also have two scars on my left hand, and one on my right elbow from a spill I took while I was trying to outrun a thunderstorm on my way to work last year.

Q: Who’s the most famous person you’ve met?

A: I will be meeting Sylvester Stallone and Mike Tyson June 12 when they get inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame.

Q: What do you think was the greatest invention in your lifetime?

A: The Internet.

Q: If your YouTube videos never received more than 50 views, do you think you would still continue making them?

A: Yes I would. After all, YouTube and my blog are all I really have to look forward to.

Q: What kind of music can you just not stand to listen to?

A: Classical music. I also find New Age music annoying too. Just saying.

Q: What one thing are you exceptionally bad at?

A: Sports.

Q: What was the best job you’ve ever had?

A: No comment.

Q: When was the last time you received flowers?

A: Never.

Q: Would you rather vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

A: Beach.

Q: What do you think is your most attractive feature?

A: Some people say its my eyes, but beyond that IDK.

Q: If you could only watch one TV show what would it be?

A: Jersey Shore.

Q: Who’s the sexiest man alive?

A: Um… hello. I’m a man so it’s not my question to answer.

Q: Sneakers or sandals?

A: Sneakers.

Q: What’s the best place near you to get a drink?

A: Applebee’s in H-town.

Q: Is there a film that you have seen where you were actually rooting for the villain? Who was this character and why did you support him/her?

A: John Travolta in Broken Arrow. He played this evil Air Force pilot who was trying to steal nukes. He was so cool in that role.

And now on to the Myyearbook questions:

Q: Do you think anyone currently has a crush on you?

A: Probably not, but anything’s possible.

Q: How would you describe the first time and last time you made love?

A: Two words: No comment!

Q: Have you ever met someone online that had a nice photo of them and then when you met her/him face to face was the opposite?

A: Not yet. The two women I met online and later in person were nice.

Q: You’ve been given a paid two week vacation to anywhere in the U.S. Where do you go?

A: Either LA or Miami, where hot chicks grow on trees.

And I got a YouTube comment question on my last Q & A vlog from an old friend of mine from school Jake (aka neojake999gamer) and he asked:

Q: What music do you use in your background?

A: And for those of you who are new to my videos, the music I normally use in my videos is by another YouTuber, Nathan Wills from the UK. He has done music for several top YouTubers, most notably Mr. Safety, Cory Williams from SMPFilms. I usually provide links to his channel (youtube.com/paradigma) and his website nathanwillsmusic.com where you can download free music to use in your videos. But the only thing he asks is if you use the music in your videos, please, PLEASE give him credit.