From Dave Rudolfs' multi award winning CD "Kids Don't Listen to This" an enchanting tale about a pirate that's a scaredy-cat, scared of his own shadow and not willing to do any real Pirating.... with flutes, guitar, and other instruments it evokes a very pirate feel, and it's quite humorous.. Keywords: pirate disney humor kids children fear

PERRY THE PETRIFIED PIRATE
Words and Music by Dave Rudolf
Perry the petrified pirate
YO HO HO and a bottle of rum
Perry the petrified pirate
When he sees trouble he run, run, runs
Perry the petrified pirate
Avast me mateys and anchors away
Perry the petrified pirate
He lives to flee another day
Shiver me timbers and blow me down
I’m the timidest pirate around
No skulls or crossbones that won’t do
No swords or guns for me crew
For any danger we’re on alert
None of us pirates want to get hurt
Sure we’ll board another ship’s deck
But only a desert wreck
Now I’ ain’t got a wooden leg
And I don’t make little kids beg
No one’s ever walked me plank
There’s not one ship that we have sank
No parrots perched upon me head
The crew is always early to bed
You won’t find much nicer lads
But as for pirates we’re pretty bad.