Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347

OMG! This one was definitely good. But dont you think we all sound like a bunch of perverts lol? I dread to think what SM would say lol.

"Again, the fabric clung to his perfectly muscled chest. It was a colossal tribute to his face that it kept my eyes away from his body." Bella, Twilight.

ringswraith wrote:Eclipse HB, p. 458: Bella: It's so pretty.Edward: Do you like it?Bella: It's beautiful. (...) What's not to like?Edward: See if it fits.(optional: add the next line: My (Bella's) left hand clenched into a fist.)

I just died of laughter. I resurrected myself so I could tell you how funny this is. I would SO keep that optional line in..if you know what I mean.

This is one of my favorite threads; I've been laughing myself silly all day. These are great, and I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to read the books with a straight face ever again. (Oh dear; how will I watch the MOVIE without laughing myself sick, hearing some of these lines...)

I don't THINK anyone's mentioned this one yet... OME... I laughed at this for a good minute... I'm a sick, sick woman.

p. 83 (Twilight Paperback; between Bella and Edward)

My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression. His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.

----Shadow

(Incidentally, they're standing in the rain. Talking about the car ride to Seattle. Perverts. *evil grin*)

Team Edward: Because Romance Is Not A Four Letter Word...Team Alice: Prescient, Perky, Popular, Prada - What's Not To Love?

"You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will." - George Bernard

shadowsinger wrote:This is one of my favorite threads; I've been laughing myself silly all day. These are great, and I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to read the books with a straight face ever again. (Oh dear; how will I watch the MOVIE without laughing myself sick, hearing some of these lines...)

I don't THINK anyone's mentioned this one yet... OME... I laughed at this for a good minute... I'm a sick, sick woman.

p. 83 (Twilight Paperback; between Bella and Edward)

My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression. His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.

----Shadow

(Incidentally, they're standing in the rain. Talking about the car ride to Seattle. Perverts. *evil grin*)

I know exactly how you feel! this thread is hilarious! and your quote was too funny!

shadowsinger wrote:This is one of my favorite threads; I've been laughing myself silly all day. These are great, and I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to read the books with a straight face ever again. (Oh dear; how will I watch the MOVIE without laughing myself sick, hearing some of these lines...)

I don't THINK anyone's mentioned this one yet... OME... I laughed at this for a good minute... I'm a sick, sick woman.

p. 83 (Twilight Paperback; between Bella and Edward)

My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression. His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.

----Shadow

(Incidentally, they're standing in the rain. Talking about the car ride to Seattle. Perverts. *evil grin*)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am laughing like CRAZY almost falling off my chair!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!omg that was AWESOME! LOL!