'Jackson's not dead, he's living in a bunker with Elvis Presley'

'Jackson's not dead, he's living in a bunker with Elvis Presley'

Minutes after his death at 2.27pm Pacific Time in Oakland, California, Dwight Santos - an unemployed toilet cleaner - told reporters at
the UCLA Medical Centre that he had seen Jackson emerging from a back door of the hospital disguised as a nun.
'Surely you've heard of the secret, seven-storey-deep bunker that Elvis Presley had built underneath Graceland, prior to faking his own death? MJ
lives there now with Elvis and certain other "dead" celebrities. You don't have to be sad for him any more.'

Funny story. I don't believe one piece of it but I thought it would be nice to share. But what if the 'elite' is really hiding after faking their
death? Maybe they are aware of 2012 and the tribulations. Maybe they are getting ready to leave planet earth and form a new civilization on Mars after
earth is destroyed by Nibiru?
:p

Pretty much the minute everyone found out [he died], everyone was rushing here," said store employee Angela Ziles. "And within the next couple
hours, we were pretty much sold out."

Call it "The Day The Music Didn't Die."

In this age of declining album sales, Jackson CDs have exploded in popularity. Sales of his solo albums are up a staggering 4,000-percent, from
10,000 copies sold the week before his death to 422,000 sold for the week ended June 28, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

Amazon's Top 10 music sellers are all Jackson albums. And this artist born from Motown and music videos is now a digital sensation, becoming the
first performer to sell over a million Internet tracks in a week. He sold 2.6 million, in fact.

If you knew you could make that kind of money being "dead" what would you do?

People here always talk about how some hollywood movies secretly put in information that only the smart people will pick up on and understand. Well in
Men in Black the movie Tommy Lee Jones says how Elvis is not dead, he just "went home". You see they were really trying to hint at how some of these
really abstract or popular stars truely are aliens and get there job done on Earth and return to Zeta 2 Reticuli.
Even those Hulu commercials hint on this basic fact.
Anyone who believes MJ was a human is greatly mistaken. BTW I am not one of "them", but I do know this info and am telling everyone here at a great
risk to my life to get the word out.
Don't worry though, in 2012 they will all return to Earth and make one stellar movie with a badasc soundtrack

I'd just like to mourn the loss of my Michael Jackson joke thread from BTS. It was removed because many of the jokes, surprise surprise, implied
pederasty. (Actually, the mod who deleted it referred to paedophilia... I couldn't be bothered to write back, but there is a difference. There's
no evidence that MJ was a paedophile that I know of, as it would involve little girls.

However, I'd also like to make the following point. The fact that the thread was deleted is testament to the paranoia our society has about the
subject. I think it's a real shame that principles of free speech which are abused on here all the time should take a further knock.

People who look at a thread entitled "Michael Jackson jokes" should know what to expect. And I actually think it's indefensible that you can't
make jokes about the subject, indeed about any subject.

And probably the same people who don't like Michael Jackson jokes would be appalled with Muslims who have a pop at people for joking about
Mohammed.

It's a shame, I've got a burgeoning collection of jokes (just got another doozy but obviously if I relate it I'll be in trouble) and can't share
them with one of my favourite online communities.

As for MJ and Elvis sharing a bunker... it was only a matter of time before this story emerged. And it's great that the Mail reported it,
it's another nail in the coffin of their credibility. All I have to do now is post a link to this thread and the Mail is on a par with the
National Enquirer.

yeh, i haven't contributed anything, to not one of these MJ threads.
this one i just have to. yes that would absolutly be the smartest move he ever made.
if it were me though, i know i would n't be able to stand it. i'm sure
after record sales peedered out again,i 'd have to pop back up somewhere
let my self be seen again in a few fleeting instances. maybe streak the academy awards or something.
show up on the set of larry king during a henry kissinger interview. drop to my knees kiss his shoes. wave bye to the cameras and never to be seen
again.

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