Why watch the new Game of Thrones teaser for its fifth season, when you can study the GIFs from it?!

The teaser may be only 8-seconds long, but there are still a ton of images to decipher!

Warning: There be spoilers ahead!

Here's image #1:

In this one, it seems to be a White Walker waking up? That, or Cersei is getting her eyes checked at LensCrafters.

Now, let's move on to the second image:

Peekaboo, Khaleesi! Perhaps Daenerys is checking on her favorite dragon?

Without further ado, here's the third image:

This looks like the Great Sept of Baelor! Could this be where they're keeping the body of Tywin Lannister?

Alright on to the next slide:

Well, it looks like either Melisandre playing with her voodoo House Baratheon Stag toy, or Shireen Stannis playing with an "action figure"!

On to the next one:

Looks like Ramsay is trying to cheer up Theon… uh, we mean, Reek!

The next image is more beguiling:

Well, no used crying over spilled wine! Or… dare we say poison? Actually, from the look of it, the hand looks pretty fake so it's either Buster from Arrested Development, or the one armed Jaime struggling to get a drink.

Next one:

Looks like the Moon Door to us! Who's next to be pushed out of it?

Here's another image:

Is that? Joffrey? What? Okay, while it does look like Joffrey, we're about pretty sure it's someone in the Night's Watch that looks an awful lot like Joffrey.

Could that big bush of hair belong to Jon Snow?

Next GIF:

Here's Melisandre being totally Melisandre-y.

Next one:

Epic soldiers being epic! Woo!

Next image is…

Dragons! Awww heck yeah! We missed those guys!

Here's the final image:

Is that Daenerys walking away? Melisandre? We guess we'll have to wait and find out!

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