Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Zuul was the minion of Gozer.

"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. "

Something had to be done.

So, last evening, I worked the graveyard shift...

... it was in the dark of night that I found myself among them.

And the truly dead were banished to another land.

"Go to the light, old cheese!""Do not be afraid, two-year-old cocktail sauce!""There is no death, moldy chicken stock. It is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness. ""Cherry juice with no cherries in the jar, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

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"I have a thermos bottle with cream of tomato soup," she said. "And a lobster salad sandwich on thin slices of white bread. I have celery, carrot sticks, and black olives, and a little cardboard shaker of salt for the celery. And two plums and a tiny basket of cherries. And vanilla pudding with chocolate sprinkles and a spoon to eat it with."
"That's a good lunch," said Albert. "I think it's nice that there are all different kinds of lunches and breakfasts and dinners and snacks. I think eating is nice."
"So do I," said Frances, and she made the lobster-salad sandwich, the celery, the carrot sticks, and the olives come out even.
-- from "Bread and Jam for Frances" by Russell Hoban