Blasting out rapid-succession pulses of cross-spectrum electromagnetic radiation, the Pomson has been shown to dissolve an Egyptian pyramid in four archeologically educational weeks or one of the smaller, slightly crappier Mayan ones in just under a fortnight. Imagine what it could do to that big ugly Mars face! On a more practical level, however, the Pomson has proven to be a highly flexible yet powerful firearm and purchasers are sure to wake up each morning with morning wood at the mere thought of owning one. That could also be a tumourous growth caused by unshielded radiation, but you can't sue us for that because it's in the contract. Sod off.

Extremely limited to only 50 pieces produced worldwide, the Pomson 6000 is cast in resin and includes real metal parts, including articulated triggers, levers and switches. Measuring 11.8" H x 35.4" W x 5.9" D, this massive firearm is available in five distinct colors (red, black, copper, turquoise and yellow). Not for the faint at heart, the Pomson 6000 is priced at $3,990 and available exclusively at wetanz.com, while supplies last.