Transfer Balls: Robben Follows Kroos To Manchester United On A Golden Turd

IT’S too early award the Golden Turd Cup for the most bullshit transfer story of the season. But the Daily Mail’s Chris Wheeler is going to be a hard scribe to beat. On May 21, Wheeler announced that Manchester United had signed Toni Kroos and were in for his Bayern Munich teammate Arjen Robben:

Said Wheeler:

Manchester United have agreed a deal to sign Bayern Munich midfielder Toni Kroos and are set to make a stunning move for his team-mate Arjen Robben.

Of course, Kroos is not heading to United. And neither is Robben, as the Dutchman tells De Telegraaf:

‘‘I’ll stay with Bayern Munich. Period. Incidentally, I cannot imagine that Bayern would lose me. I just renewed my contract and we are happy with each other.”

Van Gaal plans to shake up the United attack with a £25million move for the Dutch winger. Bayern Munich are tipped to off-load Robben in the wake of their disastrous Champions League semi-final exit at the hands of Real Madrid.

Theyre all rumour mongers as they get paid for writing stories but cant access any news, so they make up this shite just to keep there jobs. They should be sacked for insulting the intelligence of there bosses & the public.