Penelope Cruz – Apps That Will Actually Get You Laid

Nothing makes us happier than good sex, especially when it’s constant. But as all men push dumb hard to maintain a healthy sex life, most wind up falling short because of their whack bed game and pickup skills. Others, well, they just lack the savoir-faire to charm a woman. Whether you fall in category A or B, you should never be discouraged. The mobile market has a variety of apps designed to improve your odds of scoring on a consistent basis. In search of a virtual wingman? Take a look at 11 Apps That Will Actually Get You Laid.

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Pure

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Platform: iOS; FREE

The idea behind Pure is to deliver sex wherever you are by connecting users with amenable partners from around the way. It’s a straightforward process that involves choosing desired sex activities, specifying if you can host or travel, and selecting a mutual match. If all fails, at least you’ll feel comfort knowing the app deletes all personal data within an hour.
Tinder

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Platforms: iOS, Android; FREE

The hottest matchmaking app out just so happens to be the biggest hook-up platform on the mobile strip. Tapping into your Facebook page and location to discover the recent flow of ladies in your vicinity, Tinder narrows down the selection and opens the lane to chat with conspicuously horny singles by choosing favorites through a seamless interface based on simple taps and swiping. With over 10 million users, it’s impossible not to bag something on here.
69 Positions

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Platforms: iOS; $1

Ever thought the reason you haven’t snagged some tail is because you suck in bed? It’s a sad, but obvious truth most men are ashamed to accept. Improve your lovemaking talents by learning a few tips from the 69 Positions app. Tease your target with over 113 outside-of-the-box moves that’ll keep her clamoring for more or tapping out before you’re even finished.
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Down

Get dates or get down is the mantra of Down. Formerly known as Bang With Friends, the hook-up app appeals to sex radicals searching for potentials by scanning through their Facebook profiles and seeing if any of them have downloaded the program. Based on your combination of views, personal network size, and get date/get down actions, the program determines your Bangability score. Which means you might wanna boost activity before signing up.
MedXCom for Patients

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Platforms: iOS; FREE

Women feel more comfortable knowing they can give it up to a guy that’s just been tested clean of any viruses. This app lets a user share their STD history with others, while exchanging health info with a potential partner by tapping their smartphones together.
The Girlfriend Helper

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Platforms: iOS; FREE

Stuck in a relationship where your girlfriend or wife holds you accountable for every historical moment that takes place? We know the pain. The Girlfriend Helper will ensure you never spend another night on the couch, while helping you score in more ways than one by saving important dates and providing foolproof text messages to send when in apologize mode.
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Tingle

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Platforms: iOS; FREE

Most dating sites are sausage fests. Tingle is probably one the few that carries a larger female-to-male ratio, putting the majority of control in a woman’s hands. Not to mention it posses a more attractive crowd. The mobile app finds compatible singles nearby and offers voice chat without divulging your phone number. Seems like a sure-shot for those who boast a good pick-up game.
Mixologist

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Platforms: iOS, Android; $1

Women fantasize over a man who can serve as their personal bartender. Here is a drinking app sure to open the window of opportunity, offering custom drink recipes to get your company loosened up in more ways than one. You’d be surprised how far a good martini will get you.
How About We

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Platforms: iOS, Android; FREE

The concept is simple: post a date idea on the app and see who shares the same interest. By that we mean see who is receptive to the thought of a one-night stand. C’mon, someone is bound to bite.
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Blendr

Blendr snatches everything from a user’s Facebook profile from interests to photos, plus it searches for familiar faces that have signed onto the service to narrow down all sex-starved singles in your postcode. It’s that simple.
Bonus: Wingman

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Platforms: iOS; Beta

Seen as the Tinder of airline travel, Wingman is designed to get you laid in the air by locking down other sexually aroused travels on the same flight. Matches are based according to airline and flight number, leaving users the option to decide what their purpose is onboard: business, pleasure, or both. All that’s required is a Wi-Fi connection. Frequent flyers can request an invite to test out the beta.