Fuck you. Fuck all of you. First of all ‘with his right hand’? FUCK YOU. THAT IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, YOU STUPID UNORIGINAL CRETIN.

Second, puns are shit at the best of times. This is not the best of times. This isn’t even the worst of times, it’s far below that. Seriously, ‘Serah Jessica Hander’? Fuck you, Michael. Fuck you.

Third, I think you irritating cunthumps just set a record for the longest, most painfully dull dragging out of a joke that wasn’t even funny SEVENTY YEARS BEFORE YOU FUCKING MADE IT, YOU… FUCKING… FUCKS. FUCK. I HATE YOU.