Wacko Jacko's Kiddos' Race

Really? Look, I'm good, but I'm not the all-knowing. I don't even know if Jacko himself is black.

And are we talking about Debbie Rowe's children, Prince MIchael and Paris, or are we talking about the Prince Michael II a.k.a. "Blanket," who may or may not be adopted? Since we don't even know the identity or race of Blanket's surrogate mother and/or father, I'm fairly certain we don't know the race of the child.

Then again, maybe we're talking about the two surviving quandruplets of Sholeh Bocchelli born last November, in which case, I still have no idea.