An independent woman
started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept
coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and
so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first
applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be
beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest'
lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about
honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars
for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very
first case."

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