TGIF is supposed to mean Thank God It's Friday, not These Guys Is Feuding! It's not even grammatically correct!

Apparently Danielle Fishel, known to the world- and the Boy who meets it- as Topanga Lawrence, made some pretty intense claims about a fellow Friday nighter!

In an interview, gurl said Bob Saget made her whole family uncomfortable with some drug talk when they shared a private plane! She said:

"We were trying to take a nap, and all of a sudden Bob Saget walks down the aisle, rips open our curtain, and shouts, 'Do you guys have any coke?!' Then he looks my dad in the eye, laughs, and closes the curtain."

Whoa! Well, when Bob heard about Danielle's quote, he didn't just get defensive- he went on the attack! He said:

"What show was she on? Big Chest, Small Wonder?

That’s the real size of her, by the way. She’s kind of like Bilbo Baggins, very tiny. So first off, I don’t open curtains. That was a lie, because I just don’t do that. I knock on things. Also, there weren’t separate compartments on the plane.

Anyway, the whole thing was as simple as me going to the restroom and throwing out a one-liner. I was always making jokes; that’s what I did. Yes, it did have a drug reference in it, but the joke was that her parents should protect this kid who was starring in a television show.

It was just a funny thing, like a satiric moment of, ‘What are we doing with our kids?’ I wouldn’t expect someone to understand it if they don’t get that kind of humor.

How old is that girl now anyway? Isn’t she like 60? I don’t know how old she was when she did the show, but I’ll always tell the judge she was 18."

Ouch! Tall guys know how to throw the shade!

But the joke is on Bob! Apparently Danielle was quoted a bit out of context and this volley of vulgar was for nothing! She tweeted:

@pjcarone @maximmag maybe you should have printed what I said at the end "we knew he was joking. It was funny." He didn't pick up on that.

Holy shit. Regardless of what Danielle said, he handled that extremely poorly. Typical crude comments about her bust and her age, just acted like a total asshole. Fuck Danny Tanner, where is your career now Bob? Maybe Americans Funniest will hire you back.