Marry, like all Sauce traders before her, patiently responded to my "interview questions":

Q. How did you hear about The Sauce?
A. I must admit, I'm not sure of how I've gotten to know The Sauce. I must've stumbled across it while searching myself for interesting stories and strange objects.

Q. Do you like to rock?
A. I like to scissor more.
Q. If fatty wants a party, should fatty get a party? (Fatty is a cat)
A. Fatty deserves to party too!
Q. What do you think is the best way to lure a cat into a cardboard teepee?
A. Throw a party inside the cardboard teepee.
Q. When is the last time you sent someone an actual letter?
A. The last time I sent someone an actual handwritten letter has been several years for sure. However, sometimes I do like to send people postcards for no reason.

Q. How many days in a row have you gone without showering?
A. 3. I just like being dirty sometimes :-x
Q. How many times have you been camping in your life?
A. A dozen times at least. The last couple of years I been putting up my tent on festival grounds though.

Q. Have you ever gone camping - but not on purpose?
A. No, I've never done some unplanned camping. Guess I like to drag along too much stuff for that.