Bryony Gordon is a feature writer for the Daily Telegraph. She has worked for the Telegraph (on and off) since 2000 and has lived in London all her life.

It's been a while…

Hell's bells. I've been terrible at this blogging thing of late (of late? What am I talking about? It's been years.) Indeed, so long has it been since I last wrote anything that the little box about me up there is now out of date.

I have turned 28. I have moved house. Got married. Adopted some children. Gone brunette. The Telegraph website has undergone plastic surgery. As have I (face and tummy). Some of these things are a load of codswallop, but I will lead you to work out which ones.

Anyway, I'm back now. Like the flying ants. Which I shall blog about tomorrow. Good night.