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I’m Baaaaaack!

For the last two weeks I have had the flu. I thought it was an allergy and would pass in 24 or 48 hours. Then I developed a fever and other flu symptoms started to manifest. About 4 or 5 days in I was not able to breathe and had to be hospitalized. Everything happened rather quickly but all is well now.

I want to thank everyone who sent cards and flowers. Your well wishes are greatly appreciated. And that one VIP who cropped the picture for me – you are a life saver.

Here’s the thing. I have not been able to smell anything for 14+ days. The doctor seems a little worried. I am not. If there is a flu that can permanently knock out my sense of smell then it is the end of times and I have a lot more to worry about like hell.

For the record because I provide phone sex services I am not going to hell. However, because you are calling Cheap Phone Sex, you might. Check with your religious person.

Not being able to smell is sort of fun. I hand washed my kitchen and bathroom floors and did not worry about the fumes. I was finally able to ask that one Library of Congress research librarian – the one with the halitosis – my list of questions regarding a 1913 bill I have been researching. And I had a big sausage and onions hoagie smothered in smelly cheese. Boy was that yummy.

The one drawback of not being able to smell is not knowing if I smell funny. Oh, I don’t, but the guys have fun trying to find out.