In the first trailer for The Disaster Artist – based on Greg Sestero's tell-all about the making of the cult-classic disasterpiece The Room — James Franco plays writer/director/star Tommy Wiseau, who turned a multi-million dollar budget into the cheapest looking, worst acted, most all-around awful movie quite possibly of all time.

Well, it all started on Tuesday when he DM'd Bill on the social media platform, calling him a "truly stupid motherfucker" in an attempt to fire him up! And what followed was absolutely HIGHlarious because it WORKED:

The DM-sesh started after Seth revealed he had sent his own DMs after finding out Junior followed him. These messages grew increasingly more desperate when the businessman ignored the movie star's advances.

Thankfully, the Preacher director tried his luck again with the help of Colbert — who invited little Donny to "chill together and burn one" with the two comedians. (Just don't tell James Franco!)

Performing at Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Rogen's Hilarity for Charity Variety Show, the Snatched star joked about once again being "single in the city" — or, this time around, more like being "single in Syria." OK…

Toward the end of their relationship, Schumer explained the two were "kind of trying to rush the intimacy." She explained: