Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to ciuman other students on school grounds. Jeanne: Really?Rafe: That's dumb. Mrs. Stricker: anda two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were anda thinking when anda kissed him?Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, anda cannot ciuman other ponies in this school. Rafe: That's so unfair!Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....

Dexter: *Driving car*Octavia: *Sees musik store* Dexter: What are anda looking at?Octavia: I saw this new cello. Dexter: If anda want, we can get it after our trip to the bank. Octavia: That would be nice. Dexter: *Continues driving*

At the bank

Dexter: Wait here while I get the money. *goes out of car* Octavia: *Waiting* Police Officer: *pulls up selanjutnya to Octavia* Octavia: *does not notice* Police Officer: *walks up to Dexter's car* Ma'am? Step out of the car. Octavia: *Steps out of car* Police Officer: Is this your car? Octavia: No, my friend told me to wait here while he...

Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: anda all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of anda need to come into work. Ponies: Oh sweet. Pete: But.....Ponies: *Waiting*Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift. Gordon: The night shift, how do anda do that?Pete: anda got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. anda can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your hari off. Hawkeye: I'll do it. Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do. Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose? Red Rose: Sorry,...

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run oleh thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do anda know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?Bartholomew: Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead...

Pete: What we need to do is hire a new unicorn, and get him to find out about what Gordon is up to. Orion: Like a spy?Pete: Yup. Bartholomew: *teleports selanjutnya to Pete*Pete: This is our new worker, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He's british, so don't make fun of him for that. Coffee Creme: Uh, nopony makes fun of the british at all. Pete: Ok then. Good luck *walks away*Hawkeye: Hello Bartholo- lomr- mewBartholomew: *laughs* anda don't have to call me oleh my full name. Bart will do nicely. Hawkeye: Oh, hi Bart. Bartholomew: Hello. I must say,...

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run oleh thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: tampil business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything. Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent. Pete: Thank...

B&O boss: Ok, so anda want to take three 4-6-2's in favor of these diesels?Hawkeye: Yes sir. B&O boss: Hm. There could be a problem with this. Coffee Creme: What is it?B&O Boss: Ah never mind, just a joke. Those three engines anda want are over there. They're all yours. Hawkeye: Thank anda so much. *goes to engines*Coffee Creme: *follows* Hawkeye: Now we have new engines for the line, and we have less diesels. Let's do this.

The two ponies got the first engine started up, and pulled the other two.

It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth. Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school Scorpio: Either anda do as I say, atau I get my gun to have anda fired. Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*Scorpio: hey kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farmkids: EIEIO. Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....

After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a perahu heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will anda be able to save me?Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican pony walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony. Con: I assume that a pony named Vetrice was working for you. Heckler: You're correct, but how?Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican. Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little lebih private shall we?

I know, this has nothing to do with My little pony, but it has something to do with friendship....

In school, I really didn't have that much friends. I was bullied because of my accent. I only had 4 friends. Allyson, Soomin, Jihe, Hyo Shin, and Fernanda. My sister convinced me to watch MLP with her, cuz I had nothing to do. After watching 3 atau 2 episodes, I fell in cinta with the show.

That's when I started to draw ponies. I was still getting bullied oleh 2 jerks. I started to think about how miserable my life was. My mother abused me when I didn't do the dishes, atau food. My sister...

P: What do anda see?Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?P: Ach. lebih serious then I thought. S: Hang on, there's a pony there that looks familiar. P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?Con: I see him too. Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!Mexican pony98: Yes sir. Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?P: His job. mexicans: *shoot at Con*Con: *kills three mexicans*S: Con,...

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the bintang wars theme song! LOL

We were heading for Philadalphia having just crossed the Tappan Zee Bridge when Jade was on her laptop.

Sean: Good thing this car has Wi-fi. What are anda doing?Jade: I'm sending a message to every brony about the assault on Philadalphia. Sean: Perfect. We gotta stop to refuel though.

So we stopped at a gas station after getting off the highway.

Jade: I think that store is oepn. Let's get some food!Sean: Ok. Hater 643: *drives up in '32 ford*Sean: Whoa, that's a very cool car. Hater 643: I found them!Sean: What?Hater 643: *pushes me to ground*Jade: What the heck?Hater 643: *kicks my face*Sean:...

It was a regular hari in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us. Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them. Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then. L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them. Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.