Like most blax #content, 2016 Quotables is going out weakly, sadly, and off schedule. But for that, as with all things, I blame the Falcons.

In this case, blame the Fallon.

But I’m not going to be sad that 2016 Quotables — one of the few highlights of my 2016 NFL interest — is over, I’m going to smile because it happened. What will be in store for in 2017, I can only guess. Probably 3D Holographic Quotables (somehow made possible because of Cox internet). Or, more likely, some kind of forced-theme Quotables, since that seems to be how you get fat Americans away from their televisions anymore. Maybe Star Wars Quotables? Or Pokemon Go II Quotables? Emojis-Only Quotables?

Hey — remember when live games used to do the kiss cam and they’d always end by showing like two coaches of the opposing team chatting in the dugout or whatever and it was always funny? Now it’s like an NCAA violation to have your assistant coaches set up coeds to bang football recruits on even unofficial visits.

But I digress…

Thanks to all of your who basically took care of generating quality #humor for my posts this season. It’s really allowed me to hide my recent not-crippling-but-still-unusual-for-me level of not-positivity. Instead, I get to be like, “Yeah! I did come up with ‘I’d be worried, usually when signals are this mixed, someone ends up sleeping with a transvestite.’!”

“A withered old Republican tosses a pittance at the feet of a minority? How is this newsworthy?”-Rikki-Tikki-Deadly“Angelica… Eliiiiza… AND GRUMBLE.” -Senor Weaselo

Note: I read that in the tone of Mambo Number No. 5. I’m not sure if that was the intention but it’s what made it so funny to me.

“Ms. Bundchen, I’m sorry to tell you this, but Marky Mark has left the building.” -Enrico Pallazzo“… and off in the distance, they heard the cry. ‘Whoooo stole my golden arm?’ They sat silent, tremoring, and listened with fear as it drew closer. ‘Whoooo stole my golden arm?’ They welled with fright as they heard it again, this time directly behind them. ‘Whoooooooo stollllleeeeee my golden arm…. WAS IT…. YOU?!?!?!?!?'” -JerBear50“We call this one ‘the Eminem’.” -Cuntler“The fuck? What are they putting in these Skittles now?” -LemonJello“Lady Gaga died on the way back to her home planet.” -Curse of Marino

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