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Sweetie, I think it might be time to give up on inventing your own utensils and buy some regular ones.

You know I support you in whatever you want to do. I really believed in your vision. With bold new creations like the spreck, the ulluu, and the soup spike, you were going to revolutionize the way food gets from the plate to the mouth. And I was going to be right there at your side. Or across the table, which is less weird when it's just two people eating together. It was going to be glorious, wherever we were seated.

But it's time to admit that the beautiful dream will always be just that: a dream. I'm sorry, but I can't go on fighting against fate, against physics, against the fork & spoon cartel. And I can't afford to lose any more outfits to soup stains.

These 42-piece flatware sets include eight settings, plus a tablespoon and cold meat fork. They're all made of high-quality stainless steel. And best of all, we know they all work, with a minimum of mess. So what do you say, honey? Can we pat ourselves on the back for dreaming so big, and move on? Has the time come to chase the next dream - together?

Sweetheart! Sweetheart! Don't say that! Of course I believe in you! Just put down that soup spike and let's talk about this!

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Set your table with any of these flatware patterns and your table will glisten. These beautifully styled patterns are made from superior quality stainless steel and are dishwasher safe. They are produced from heat-treated steel to create a heavier gauge with superior definition.

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