Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 Is Going to Be Headless

Before sending photos off for 10,000 hours of airbrushing time to remove all human lifelike qualities, the Sports Illustrated photographers actually take real pictures of real girls on the beach. The Swimsuit Editor Instagrammed a bunch of headless photos as evidence of this production. It might just be one Eurasian girl at this point that they fashion into many different characters, but if you can count on anything each March, it’s topless body painted girls without any anatomical evidence of nipples.