Proof of a Benevolent Deity

Not only do we already have Heidi on the case at spring training, but look who’ll soon be joining her.

Oh, we’re looking forward to it, too, Amalie. We are, too.

PS: [And by “we”, of course, I mean me and Denton. Not me and that creepy person I see in the mirror who keeps trying to convince me that Amalie and I need to be together and that it’s entirely in my best interests to jog down to Florida to proclaim my love for her once and for all.]

PPS: [And by “that creepy person I see in the mirror,” of course, I mean Luis Aponte.]

"Drew said he was in a boat with his son once when they hooked an alligator with a fishing lure. He had his son hold the pole and took position to try and leap on the alligator."I figured I could get him myself," he said. "He was about five or six feet.""With your bare hands?" I asked.J.D. gave me his best "no, you stupid city boy" look."I had a knife," he said."