Bello, Sandler, James

Maria Bello is set to play the latest in a line of chicks romantically involved with Kevin James in a movie, that he could never possibly hope to get with in real life. I think that statistically, Kevin James is more likely to be nunchucked by a merman, than to be married to a chick that looks like Maria Bello and I didn't even make that up; that's just statistics.

In the movie, produced through Happy Madison, and still without a title, a bunch of school friends reunite after thirty years. Those friends are Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Rob Schneider, and David Spade. So, you know, awesome.

Anyway, here is the greatest, miles out of his league Kevin James romantic interest: