...take their tongues out of each other’s mouths and use them to form words that, ideally, they can string into sentences and pass off as conversation.

*lays joke gently on the table for anyone to run with*

I do not want to see either of them do anything to anyone’s meatball.

Clearly, Dad is about to propose himself.

I think there might be a father in there somewhere, I keep thinking I see a man in the corner of the screen, scuttering out of the picture.

Sure, let that keep you warm at night... meatball.

Lucy, thanks for taking a funny show, and turning it into a comedic masterpiece. A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned, so I've included a few more (because there were thousands.) My #1 favorite is bolded for extra oomph! :