Going Berzirx

You Don’t Park Anymore Because of This

Except about Zirx, an on-demand valet that comes and parks your car for you via app, now available
for iPhone and Android and launching here tomorrow.

First, a disclaimer: for now, this is only available in Brooklyn between Dumbo and downtown. But expansion
and more parts of the city soon and yada yada yada. You know how these things work, and you should know
about the app now.

On to the nuts and bolts. Ten minutes before you get where you’re going, drop a pickup-location pin on the
app. Then someone comes, meets you and tells you they’re with Zirx. You tell them their app sounds like
when Batman hits someone, they chuckle and take your car. Time passes. You live your life, free of
parking-related stress.

Maybe you asked them for an oil change or a wash during the life-living. They do those things. Then, 15 to
20 minutes before you want said car back, you drop another pin where you are and it’ll return.