Many will trumpet this sign of things to come. The first installment of former Saturday Night Live actors playing the same characters they always do did make over $160 million, making me lose the last vestiges of faith I had in humanity.

As for Gretzky, we have no idea what part she plays in what will no doubt be a heavily nuanced art house film.

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IMDB, as of this writing, makes no mention of her in the cast, and they even make sure to credit "KMart Shopper." So they aren't exactly revealing just the huge parts.

Some might applaud this move with the frat-boy mentality of, "Oh, man she is hot. This movie is going to be awesome."

Scoff at the thought all you want, but $160 million means there are far more of these people than we thought, and they must be stopped before it's too late.