I was just sitting there minding my own business when this plush elf starting getting frisky with me.And then I stood up to capture my full length shot, and the creeper went right for my ankles. Thankfully, I kicked him into the living room where Teddy tackled him and sat on his head for a while.Maybe he was just upset at the shrunken head on a stick my mom was displaying in the dining room.

Skirt: Burlington Coat Factory

White Shirt: last relic of my Gap fashion days

Navy Shirt: Old Navy

Tights: (which you can’t see because of my boots and the crazy Santa) are these awesome cranberry tights I got as a gift this Christmas

Boots: Same old, same old.

Santas: My mom’s ginormous collection. Since we didn’t get to visit around Christmas due to Fulton’s illness, she kept her display up for us to see this weekend. The kids loved it and I was only slightly traumatized.

Be sure to ride this crazy train back over to Fine Line and Purple for more fashion and less creepy Santas.

This is the best fashion shoot I have ever seen; it has it all. Style, humor… and an underlying eeriness in the spirit of Stephen King or Twilight Zone or Poltergeist, I can’t decide which. P.S.- Your mom’s Christmas Flair is outstanding.