May 30, 2008

TTM will not be around this weekend. So sad..no one will accompany me during this weekend. thank god, kak sue ajak p jalan tar. What a coincidence. Hahahah. TTm also lend me his hard disk. Last nite went to tasik titiwangsa with ttm. Best2...not many people there..n then we get chance about 6 round i guess? pic below is courtesy from ttm (actually i grab it from his frenster). Taken with D40...

Oh thank you Allah..tq mara 4 giving me the scholar. Syukur Alhamdulillah.Cemerlang jg aku ye???(Skim Pelajar Cemerlang). Hav a lot work to do after this. Visa?Passport?Tiket?Medical Check Up?After I received the official letter from MARA la.

Mr. Juseleeno, born in 1960(reportedly still alive in 2008), is a Brazilian who has made many predictions, and MOST have come to pass, including Princess Diana’s death by car accident (which is instigated by someone near her and will probably unfortunately be written off as a car accident), 911 and the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. He sees the future in his dreams, and has an average of 3 to 9 such predictions per day. When he wakes up, he will write them down, and send warnings to those concerned. If it concerns only a normal individual, he will write a letter to warn him/her. If it is a famous person(celebrity, politician etc.), or matters concerning the public, he will not only send it to the individual himself/herself, but also related agencies, government, and media. He urged the media to publicise these predictions, but the reply always went along the lines of rejection for fear of arousing public panic.

Future predictions:

2008, July: There will be an earthquake in Japan, which will cause a tsunami of 30 plus metres high to occur as well. 2008, 18th September: An earthquake with magnitude of approximately 9.1 will rock China , simultaneously causing a tsunami of more than 30 metres to occur, resulting in the deaths of more than 1 million people. Although this huge earthquake will happen after the Olympics have ended, there will be a series of relatively smaller earthquakes occurring in China before the huge earthquake. The China government, which is more concerned with the success of the Olympics, will most likely neglect to employ appropriate cautionary measures, thus the high casualty rate. If the China government does not publicise the occurrence of these minor earthquakes and evacuate people, the number of deaths will be as predicted. 2008, 17th December: terrorist attack in America 2010: The temperatures in some countries of Africa could be as high as 58 degrees Celsius, and there will be a serious shortage of water. 2010, 15th June: The New York Stock Exchange market will fail, causing an international financial crisis. 2011: The research on the treatment of some cancers will be completed, but a new life-threatening virus will appear. People who are infected will die after only approx. 4 hours of coming into contact with the virus. 2013, 1st – 25th November: Research on treatment of cancers, except for brain tumors, will be completed. An earthquake, caused by volcanic eruptions, will happen on Bahama Island of the Canary Islands. A gigantic tsunami of roughly 150 metres will result. America mainlands, Brazil etc. will be affected, with the tsunami pushing into the land as far as 15 to 20 kilometres. Before the occurrence of this gigantic tsunami, the sea/ocean water levels will sink by about 6 metres, and large flocks of birds will start to migrate. 2014: A small planet that has been gradually closing in on Earth might eventually collide with Earth, and this collision, if come to pass, will affect the survival of humans as a whole. 2015: By the mid of November, the average temperature of Earth could be as high as 59 degrees Celsius. Many people will die from the overheat, and international confusion and terror ensues. 2016, April: A huge typhoon will invade China, causing massive damage. The 43rd USA president, George Walker Bush, will enter the hospital, and faces a life or death situation. 2026, July: A super earthquake will occur in Sans Francisco, and it will be named “The Big One”. Huge damage to surrounding areas. Many volcanoes will re-activate, and the height of resulting tsunami will be more than 150 metres.

Mr. Juseleeno made known his predictions in hopes that people will take heed of his warnings, so that these disasters may be avoided. He hopes there will be a major change in the thinking of people’s mindsets in the time period 2007 – 2008. One factor will be the environmental issue of global warming, which is more serious than what some meteorologists assume.

No monday blues yesterday, bcoz my boss is on leave. Yup, its school holidays. Thats y my dept is as quiet as mouse. Only the single left. Unmarried or without kids. N today my boss is out for 2-day courses. Yipeeee!!!!! However hav work to do. But without him..I can do my task happily and peacefully. Hahaha.

Went to Jalan TAR yesterday, helping seha for her shopping list b4 her big day (graduation day). oh my gosh...the tudung r beautiful...n the bags?????Regret I bought a new handbag..bcoz at masjid jamek its like bag heaven.

> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of> the impact?> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect> your memory at all?> WITNESS: Yes.> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your> memory?> WITNESS: I forget.> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example> of something you> forgot?>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband> said to you that> morning?> WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?> WITNESS: My name is Susan!>>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a> person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it> until the next morning?> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old,> how old is he?> WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was> taken?> WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby)> was August 8th?> WITNESS: Yes.> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?> WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?> WITNESS: Yes.> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?> WITNESS: None.> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?> WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I> think I need a different attorney.> Can I get a new attorney?>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?> WITNESS: By death.> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?> WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose> terminated it?>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a> beard.> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?> WITNESS: Guess.>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning> pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your> attorney?> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to> work.>>__________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have> you performed on dead people?> WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead> people. Would you like to rephrase that?>>_________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?> What school did you go to?> WITNESS: Oral.>>_________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you> examined> the body?> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?> WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table> wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!>>_________________________________________________________> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine> sample?> WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that> question?>>_________________________________________________________> And the best for last:> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the> autopsy, did you check for a pulse?> WITNESS: No.> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?> WITNESS: No.> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?> WITNESS: No.> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the> patient> was alive when you began the autopsy?> WITNESS: No.> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk> in a jar.> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still> been alive,nevertheless?> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have> been alive and practicing law.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.____________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!__________________________________________TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'_________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.______________________________________TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher__________________________________

This song are famous when it become the ost of LoVe..sang by Gita Gutawa. But I think I prefer the original singer which is andra & the backbone. So, which one do u like??Dedicate this song specially to ofie yummie. 'KAU BEGITU SEMPURNA'

May 16, 2008

How I luv friday. N How I love next monday coz it will be wesak day. How I love my life as a career woman xcept 4 the boss. Hahahaha...lps rindu semnjak mc 2 ari. Nothing much to blog. Hmm...Wanna make some tix reservation but seems that everyone has booked online oredi. Wanna make online payment..but its all under maintanence. What the he**$#. Should i buy the tix??Bcoz theres a futsal on5pm?R ofi will be joining that game?He must be. Hope to see what happen in las vegas..but cant manage to book that tix. Hmmm...which movie to choose?Speed racer?Drilbit taylor?The tattoist?Pening2...

May 6, 2008

Last weekend join ofi n his BMI frenz watched 'Forbidden Kingdom'. I tawt I bought the wrong ticket..but when jacky chan appear...I know i'm not wrong..it is the producer fault. Hehehehe. Then went to Rasta 4 makan2 n to Kak Lana's Doa selamat 4 her new house. Ala2 house warming gitu. The food is delicious...nasi padang. Owh...nyum2. Help ofi to tidy up the house...actually I tlg tgk je. Tlg sikit2 la gak.

Sunday, breakfast with ofi, his aunty (which i never saw b4) and his mum. Then again, went to TGV OU 4 IronMan. This time I gave 5 stars 4 the muvie. Luv Gwyneth very much. She's very beautiful n not 4get the reporter from vanity fair..lawa gak. Then went to SAMBA watch ofi play futsal. Balik umah...hav dinner wif him...went to KD n wallaaa...back home @ 1130pm. Juz nice to sleep n get ready for the next monday blues. Tq dear for the fun weekend. Cheers all...

May 5, 2008

Oh no!!!I accidently deleted my page widget, layout n template. The worst case scenario is I can't revert back to my normal template which means I hav to use the classic one (which use the HTML stuff!!) I'm not really good at HTML..but I learn a lil bit...by myself. Gosh...hate it!!Felt very regret coz never save the coding of my page (ie:Clock,shout out,picturetrail,counter n daisy path banner). Hav to start from the beginning. Really2 hate it. Hav to edit some more..will do this after office hour. Wish me Luck!!!

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