This contest will run four days from today and Sunday will be over and the winner will be announced. All you have to do is to tell us a funny story, the most funny story will get the garden Good luck everyone!

I have three brothers, when we were kids we used to travel to the coast and stay in a caravan. This particular time I was around 8 years old.

Two of my brothers came with me, one younger and one older, we were accompanied by my grandmother (who incidentally was in her 60's at the time)

Anyway, one of the days a fight broke out between us, and I decided to seek my revenge on my two brothers.

I carefully emptied the sugar bowl into the trash and refilled it with table salt, and waited.

The next morning we all got up for breakfast and nan asked us what we wanted. I wanted cooked breakfast, and the others wanted cereal. My plan was working perfectly. She put the cereal in the bowls, filled the bowls up with milk and sprinkled sugar (or so she thought) over the breakfast cereal. It was going to be perfect.

Then things started to go wrong. She then boiled the kettle and started to make a cup of tea............with 2 sugars

Before either of my brothers could eat a spoonful, she drank a great big glug of the tea (salted). Her face screwed up like a buldog chewing a wasp.

Things didn't really go down to well after that.

She is now in her late 80's, and when I see her these days, she can still remember that cup of tea - so can I.

Me and my sister were out one day feeding the chickens when my sister noticed the rooster acting funny.(He was horny) She asked me what he was doing and I said making baby chickens. Of course since little girls are little girls, she went and messed around with the rooster since she wanted to see how baby chickens were made. Eventually the rooster started trying to mate with her and he "made baby chickens" on her. She walked inside and said mommy what's this? and my mom busted out laughing and asked if she was playing with the rooster. She said yeah and my mom scolded her and sent her to her room.

Once i was in a rich hotel with my parents and the hotel was build new so everything was new and the walls were painted new 2 in WHITE!!... at the evening me an my parents were eating in the reasturant of the hotel and we were sitting infront of a wall (me and my mom and my dad on the other side of the table) when we were eating me and my mom were making jokes and we had alot of fun... but then when she was ACTING a women that was angry she exadently squeesd a ketchup tube (the once u also have in a fast food shop) the whole ketchup which was in the tube was now on the new painted wall my dad was getting nervouss and so he got a tissue and made it wet with the water that we had on the table... but when he tried to clean it it even got bigger it looked like that one Mr.Bean movie... the next day we quikly quit the Hotel

One day I was hungry.......... and i put some food to heat in the microwave.. the microwave was on a shelf, and i couldnt reach it, so what i would do is hang myself on the shelf, and that day, the shelf came down, and the microwave fell on my head... LOL so if you wonder why im crazy or mayb dummy lol thats the reason i guess

Hi guys, ty for yours funny stories all was great and funny and this made our choice very difficult. As you know our team is with people from different countries, which means that we are all with different understanding of humor. But that story, which was funny to most of us, is a Jordan YCE story and we chose him as the winner in this contest.

Congrats to Jordan YCE!

To all others, thanks for your time and great stories, many contests forthcoming and will expect their winners!Tyvm again