I don't know why we're still believing one of the Forum's current dyspepsia of burping up old Feb. 15-17 threads as "current" actually ARE current threads, but let's see if we can salvage this one with new content anyway:

In other news:
- Mexicans enjoy their annual tradition of burning Judas effigies for Easter with the new tradition of burning Donald Trump effigies instead:http://time.com/4273123/mexico-donald-trump-burn-effigy/
(And if I may say, comparing Donald Trump to Judas is thoroughly unwarranted and unfair: Judas regretted his actions and killed himself, and to suggest that Trump would ever do either of the two is cruelly torturing us with unrealistic hopes. )

I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time, but they can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but they can not fool all of the people all of the time, just let's not jump into conclusions cause we'll eventually know.