In addition to maintaining a towering standard of excellence to which the rest of the industry aspires, The Onion supports more than 350,000 full and part time journalism jobs in its numerous news bureaus and manual labor camps stationed around the world, and members of its editorial board have served…

It has been transformed into a debate about patriotism. The winner of this game would go to the Super Bowl. Absent a reboot of their nervous systems or a fundamental shift in the way we prep them, football players will go on testing limits and go on seeking the help…