Josef Al-Smadi and Craig Saggers, who make up the forgettable duo, were paraded in Amy’s front room, dressed all in white as they destroyed Silent Night as part of a ‘camp Christmas’ themed party.

Susie Amy (centre) with Diva Fever (Pic: Channel 4)

Eccentric drum and bass star Goldie barely hid his disgust, saying: ‘Ahhh, the things we do, seriously! I hadn’t got a clue who they were, I thought they were the kind of people who serve me in Pizza Express!’

He was also spotted mouthing ‘help me!’ while the pair performed, but host Amy naively assessed that the entertainment had ‘gone down really well’.

Janet Ellis proved the eventual winner of the show, awarded 26 points out of a possible 30 for her 1950s-themed night.

The former Blue Peter presenter served up a winter salad to start, a fillet of beef as the main course and a bread and butter pudding for dessert.

Ellis said: ‘I won! I’d forgotten it was a competition and I came first!’

She won £1,000 to award to her chosen charity after she finished ahead of Susie and Tony, in joint second, and Goldie, who finished last.