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Today is not only the day for Katie but it is also my birthday and my birthday present is that it is the LAST day I have to watch Katie in the AM. The latest edition of the DUmmie FUnnies discusses Katie and how she and the drive by media are already cheerleading the “inevitable” Democrat victory this November:

I almost expect that sometime soon, with her CBS ratings flagging, we’ll see Katie look into the camera in all seriousness and sign off with a one-word closer in emulation of Dan Rather’s strangest moment: “Courage”.

“Compassion”

And it will probably come right after a story about some liberal activist feminists that were kindapped and killed by the very Islamic extremists they went to stoneageistan to “help.”

KC’s reporting and opinions routinely make me gag and her occasional use of those “Smart” glasses is so transparently contrived that I can’t believe anyone finds her reporting credible. (Any bets that she’ll bring them to CBS?)

Having said that, her efforts in fighting colon cancer have been terrific and admirable. Her personal loss from the disease is tragic. I don’t envy her.

Although I’m no regular viewer of the Today Show there was an unmistakable “cattiness” where she occasionally bickered with her co-hosts on camera, in the nicest possible way of course. I’ll miss it, though I’m sure Lauer won’t.

She’s important because she’s on TV
She’s on TV because she’s important.
Makes no sense to me, but as Television has to hype Hype HYPE
their “*stars*” to capture our interest, this illogic leads to the Courics and Rathers getting way too much money to read a teleprompter. And interview other “*stars*”, asking inane questions. I am willing to bet that Couric has at least once looked into a mirror and interviewed herself.

Frankly, watching the video, I was hoping that the birds would peck her eyes out and crap on her head.

I know such an attitude is “uncharitable,” but I don’t give a damn. I despise her and her values, and the transparent attempt to transform a bloviating liberal, who is an intellectual light weight, into an “opinion maker” digusts me.

With all due respect to the squeamish among us, the best part of Couric was her televised “Colonic Tour.” Let’s face it, like all liberals, she’s an a**hole — and we actually got to see the proof!

1st – we all have more pressing issues (beginning with the need to sort my sock drawer) than what KC is up to – could not care less if I tried.

2nd – altho someone somewhere wept over her departure today, it wasn’t me – has no effect on my life other than to absolutely guarantee that I will continue not watching CBS for news.

3rd – we need to concentrate our efforts out here in the ether to holding our senators accountable for the garbage of amnesty bill they passed on to the house & are even now pressing the house reps to pass.

Altho this KC fluff is amusing for a second, that time has passed & it’s now time to get back to the realities of life in the real world. And it isn’t the one dominated by the KC & hollywood & liberal crowd.

I have heard that Katie and Oprah are the same person with different makeup.

My idea of Hell is being stuck at the auto repair waiting room with Katie on the overhead and the mechanic comes in and says it’s going to be at least two hours. Then the lady with the remote announces that Oprah is on right after Katie, in a two hour special about unwed mothers.

The thought of the inane clucking of such biddie hens grates on me like fingernails on the blackboard. Their feelings have been examined and magnified and turned inside out so much I can see their entrails clearly in the morning light.

Last time there was a couric thread on here and everyone who posted (including yours truly) had some really cherce and very clever, funny things to say about her (like today), some holierthanthou type came on board and told us all not to resort to “ad hominem” attacks on poor sweet katie. You know, “I’m sooooo much nicer than you all are…” Oh please!

When Katie Couric tries to look serious she has the worst dead dog look on her face. She looks like there is an earth quake of 11.0 that just took out the entire liberal community in SanFrancisco.

I swear to you that this is the reason I never watch her. I hate her look. She could ruin my day with her look. When she smiles she looks like she can use a face lift. But she looks serious she is a black hole.

FOX still has the best looking woman reporters. They dress right. They have the brightest smile on their face. They bring in the sun shine and brighten my day.

She never was fair. She has a lot to learn from us conservatives. She should watch how we went after Bush on the nomination of Harriet Mier, the port deal, and the amnesty bill. She would never, and will never, be able to go after a Democrat even if he or she has done the worst crime in the world…like…profaning the oval office with a cigar.

Learn, Katie, learn now. See how superior conservatives defend only principles not people. See how fair we are.

Hastert may be an old fool, but at least he made a stand for a…ouch…Democrat.

You will never reach our level of fairness. None of you liberals will.

Remember the weekend we found Sadam hiding in his hole? I can’t remember if it was on a Saturday or a Sunday but on Monday morning it was the #1 news story in the world. At that time Howard Dean was the Democratic front runner for president. At 7:05 Monday morning Katie Couric’s exact words regarding the capture of Sadam were and I quote “I wonder how this will affect Howard Dean?”

I’m sure there are others with even more egregious “Couricisms” but that one stuck in my mind. She said nothing positive about Sadam’s capture or cudos to our troops. Her biggest fear was a decline in the polls for Dean. Fortunately he took care of that all by himself.