We
at the Dully Mirror have gotten our hands
on a
disgraceful video catalogue of activities
that have been going on in an Iraq prison.
The video, entitled 'BadDad Prison', a Big
Boy Productions release, shows disgraceful
pictures of
people urinating on each other, being forced
to suck their own genitalia, and having to
drink their own urine. How can this be allowed
to go on in a civilised society?

A
spokesman for the British Military told
us: "The army is not responsible
for the release of porn videos and DVDs
even if those in the videos or DVDs
are dressed in military uniform.

There
are various discrepancies in the pictures
which suggest that these are not actual
images of actual torture, just simulated
porn-like torture popular amongst fetish
torture lovers around the world.

The
discrepancies in the pictures include
a pink plastic water pistol which was
not standard issue in Iraq; when the
woman is forced to drink her own urine
she drinks it from a champagne glass
coquettishly; the young man on the torture
Iraq-rack is at times giggling uncontrollably
and the woman being urinated on is wearing
standard fetish Cat-Woman attire.

It
is wholly irresponsible for a national
newspaper to put existing operations
at risk in Iraq by publishing pictures
of porn movies as if they are real.
Finally: Commander Hard-on is
not a known commander in the British
Army."

The
most senior General in the British Army is still
called Michael Jackson.