I just met a guy who was afraid to reveal his age to me cuz he thought I was in my early 40s. And I wasnt rushing to tell my age cuz I thought he was in his early 40s. Turns out we are both in our 50s. But I win cuz I am older and he still thought I was in my early 40s. ...

He says I look younger in person. I didnt know that was humanly possible....but I guess for Caslon anything is possible.

It takes more time effort to learn new stuff.It became very easy to get injuries doing sport or even just working out.I don't get hard as fast, no longer risk to cum on my face when jacking off, and need a lot more time to make repeat.

I know a lot more on vastly larger number of subject. Underclocked CPU but huge hard drive.I have so much knowledge on my body I can find creative ways to navigate between my limitations, and take more pride in my success.I'm no longer slave to my hormons, and improve day after day my sexual skills, like everithing that happen before you finally ejaculate ;-)

I can still claim to be in my 40's til July 25...then I guess someone will have one of those damned "Black Balloon...Over the Hill" parties when I turn 50... or some "mock funeral" for my birthday...hell, AARP has already sent my my official invite and temporary card.....LOL!

a few poems for the soon to be "aged"....

Birthday at Fifty (50)By Sue Taylor(from www.funnyjunksite.com)Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.My body's still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)My hair's not too grey, my wrinkles are few,I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)I'm quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)My hearing's still good. What's that you say?Speak clearly, don't mumble, your voice wafts away.Inside this old body I'm still young, but thenIf life starts at forty, I'm really just ten.

Happy birthday young at heart,So many decades, where to start?With energy, like that pink bunny,You make us look lazy, that's not funny!

Never-ending old school ways,Filled with stories, to Amaze!Listening has been lost with age,You belong on theatre stage.

If you manage to forget,We'll remind you, don't you fret.Happy birthday young at heart,Smile with joy, you old fart.

Banned Birthday Poem(from www.funnyjunksite.com)

I've been banned from having birthdaysA new rule has been madeSigned, sealed and deliveredBy the local Fire Brigade!They say that all those candlesWould create such a blazeThey'd have to come and put it outAnd stay around for days!

So, I guess I'll have to partyWithout the birthday cake,Perhaps I'll light one candleJust for old time's sake,Those firemen! So fit and strong,Such handsome looking men -Whose birthday is it, anyway?Let's light them all again!