Just kidding. These sketches aren’t really supposed to be full illustrations, they’re just quickies. The idea was more of a sci-fi redneck, with the laser gun and the John Deere logo-with-jet-boosters, and cybernetic scope eye. “Cyborg” was just made up for the headline on the spur of the moment, probably “Rednecks from the FUTURE!” would have been better.

If you shop for spare parts at a junkyard, you might be a cyborg redneck.
If you get caught with your floppy drive hanging out, you might be a cyborg redneck.
If you open an account at the bank to get a date with a toaster, you might be a cyborg redneck.
If you find your blender sexy, you might be a cyborg redneck.
If you have a weed eater for something other then cutting grass, you might be a cyborg redneck.
If you hold your family reunions in the appliance department, you might be a cyborg redneck.