KFC to offer extra cold sore

Giant fried chicken outfit KFC has unveiled more cold sore in its restaurants in the run up to Xmas. This originated in Scandinavian countries, but spread like wildfire round Europe and the USA. KFC menu executive Jackie Schmidt explained ‘We’ve seen huge amounts of cold sore shifted, for example when Darren Smythe (16) and Julie Smethers (17), both employed at the South Basildon drive thru, got bored with slicing cabbage and carrots and started snogging round the back, eventually moving into the cold store.

Derek later reported to being under the weather, while Julie later found herself under store manager Barry Smith (31) who later explained his late working patterns to his wife, Brenda.’

Although outbreaks have concentrated on Basildon, the cold sore offer has been seen as far afield as Romford, Harlow, Billericay, some parts of Dagenham and even east Chelmsford*. NHS chief Dr Vera Smeaton advised there is no danger of genital warts, whose popularity is limited by distribution method. Colchester based Ms Smeaton explained ‘The only way is sex.’