Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.

I want the right to say CHRISTMAS in a country that doesn't need it's knobs tweeked, and Angelina Jolie, and I want a pony too, but most of all, I want a Major Mitchell cockatoo that says "Put that damn thing away for Christ's sake, son you'll get arrested!"

the hot little hispanic girl working the window at Taco Cabana..actually I can probably get her without your help Santa but if you can speed it up and have her ready for me to open on Xmas morning, that would be awesome! thanks!