This Derek Jeter Scouting Report Says Everything and Nothing at the Same Time

Derek Jeter’s farewell tour continued last night in the Bronx and the chryon department from Fox Sports North gave the New York Yankees captain a fond send-off. Check out their in-depth scouting report of the future Hall of Famer.

It is full of baseball facts and statistics and the result of many years of scouting.

The fourth item, which unfortunately didn’t fit, described a certain je ne sais quoi not seen in any player who has ever donned a uniform. The fifth item, also cut, lauded his gift basket-giving skills.