Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’

It’s one in the morning on Christmas morning, and I am working on this podcast. I, like everyone at this house, have a cold. Yet here I am. Dedication, wot? anyway, I hope you enjoy Batman and Wonder Woman in exciting Christmas situations.

This time, I’m presenting the podcast myself, as Krampus is recovering from a joyous Krampusnacht. We’re going back to basics with Christmas Origins, and you’ll be hearing a lot of cocktail lounge-style carols.

As a secular society, we must strive to never be lax in our language, and have a firm understanding of what we mean when we utter the dreaded phrase “Happy Holidays,” Bill O’Reiily thought he had a Checkmate, Atheists moment when he gleefully pointed out that there are no holidays until Christmas. We poor, poor atheists would therefore be fools to use this greeting. To say the word Christmas should sting like a thousand bees upon our tongues! Well, fear not, oh Godless ones, for there is another sacred day. And that day is Solstice, you dumbass, O’Reilly. Oh and then there’s…

It’s Christmas again, and since I didn’t make that many posts this year, I owe you the worst podcast possible. And this is it. Are you sick of Christmas? I might be, but I’m too darn busy to think about it.

Well, here it is, finally! Welcome back to the Atheist’s Christmas Podcast! I’m The Atheist, and this is my podcast! Enjoy another documentary–part one of The Origins of Christmas, along with some delicious Nutcracker variations.

Well, that’s Christmas. It’s a good thing you guys got this last podcast of the season, ‘cos I got three freakin’ pies to bake today. And I’m a tired monkey, thanks to these kidneys. Hell, I should make a kidney pie. For the record, I’m making a Maple syrup pie, a Salmon Pie and a Tourtière for Réveillon. There will be crab, since we’re here in the Pacific Northwest, also smoked shellfish of many kinds. But essentially it’s a Swedish/Québécois Christmas in the Randall house. Drop me a line about your Christmas, please. I love hearing from you guys.

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It's one in the morning on Christmas morning, and I am working on this podcast. I, like everyone at this house, have a cold. Yet here I am. Dedication, wot? anyway, I hope you enjoy Batman and Wonder Woman in exciting Christmas situations.

I'm reading this awesome book about Christmas Origins, and I think some of you might like it. Old Magic of Christmas by Linda Raedisch I chose part of a chapter on elves, since my mouth dropped open more there than in the pages before. Who knows; I haven't finished the book!

This time, I'm presenting the podcast myself, as Krampus is recovering from a joyous Krampusnacht. We're going back to basics with Christmas Origins, and you'll be hearing a lot of cocktail lounge-style carols.

Yes, it's Time for Turkey, as the lady on the radio says. Or rather, as all those made-up freaks on the food network say. Actually, to tell you the truth, I love Thanksgiving Live on the Food Network. Much better than the balloon parade. Just listen to my sermon on the podcast, and Keep Calm.

As a secular society, we must strive to never be lax ub our language, and have a firm understanding of what we mean when we utter the dreaded phrase "Happy Holidays," Bill O'Reiily thought he had a Checkmate, Atheists moment when he gleefully pointed out that there are no holidays until Christmas. We poor, poor atheists would therefore be fool […]