The season finale of
"Modern Family" is called "Baby on Board," and the A-story brings Mitchell and Cam's (
Jesse Tyler Ferguson and
Eric Stonestreet) fitful, season-long endeavor to adopt another baby to a conclusion.

But we're kind of more interested in the fact that Claire (
Julie Bowen) is likely to drop dead from a heart attack when she hears Haley's (
Sarah Hyland) plans for the future, which she lays out in the video above. (Plus, the clip also features Phil (
Ty Burrell) dancing.)

We're speaking figuratively -- it's a comedy, after all, so suddenly killing a main character is probably not in the cards. But Bowen is often at her best when Claire is trying hardest to contain her judginess, and we suspect there will be a lot of that happening when Haley tells her parents she wants to move in with Dylan (
Reid Ewing) after she graduates from high school.

Mitchell and Cam's story, meanwhile, will involve Gloria (
Sofia Vergara) acting as their translator when they get close to finalizing an adoption, which leaves Jay (
Ed O'Neill) and Manny (
Rico Rodriguez) in charge of Lily (
Aubrey Anderson-Emmons) for the day.

The "Modern Family" finale airs at 9 p.m. ET Wednesday (May 23) on ABC. Which storyline are you most looking forward to seeing?