Jimmy at Hot Clicks (via Maj) just ruined my childhood. Here’s former Bengals/Jets/Cardinals quarterback Boomer Esiason is here onstage with current Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, and they’re…actually, I don’t know what the hell they’re doing. In fact, I stopped the video here because I really didn’t want to find out what happened next. It’s bad enough that Pete Rose is banned from baseball and that Johnny Bench is probably gay. There’s only so much abuse a Cincinnati-area sports fan can take. Those curious can take a gander after the jump.

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At 1:34 you can see Kellen Clemens has a boner. Can’t say I blame him.

06.22.09 at 12:25 pm

DimpieChimplins

Also, the Boomer Esiason show is possible the worst piece of trash on television.

06.22.09 at 12:30 pm

Pauly

Boomer Esiason: You know why they call me “Boomer” right?

Mark Sanchez: Uhhh…no. Why?

Boomer Esiason: [pushes his erection on to Mark’s thigh]

Mark Sanchez: …

06.22.09 at 1:26 pm

Lindsey

For the record, Boomer isn’t the only one who wants Mark Sanchez naked. Being a Jets fan compounds the wanting, I’m sure. Considering I wouldn’t have cared it he had burst into flames while dropping back at USC.

06.22.09 at 1:31 pm

Enrico Pallazzo

Mike Greenberg just left Greenieville to ejaculate into his wine cooler.