My Trump Inauguration Drinking Game Will Help You Fight Through The Pain

My Trump Inauguration Drinking Game Will Help You Fight Through The Pain

Let's face it, we're probably going to be blackout drunk over the next four years.

The inauguration of Donald Trump has already started out to be a disaster — his inaugural concert live-stream's audio sounded like a haunted merry-go-round, and his lackluster crowds on Thursday were not the most diverse assembly of people.

Thankfully, I have a drinking game that will have you slurring your words by the time Trump finishes his inaugural address.

Of course, there's an app you can use for a drinking game that's based on polls, but my drinking game is for people who need to seriously imbibe their Inauguration Day away. Here are my rules, y'all.

3. When Trump talks about China (or “Gina”), drink a Mai Tai.*

4. If Trump brings up replacing Obamacare, down a cheap beer brand.*

*With the planned repeal of Obamacare (the Senate already voted to begin its dismantling), if you are one of the roughly 500,000 people in this country who have a pre-existing conditions, you'll need to drink on a dime due to extremely high medical costs.

5. If Trump denies claims Russia was in contact with him, have a Golden Road Wolf Among Weeds IPA.

*Currently, Trump's associates who had worked to get him elected are currently under investigation by the very agencies Trump will now be in charge of. Drink Golden Road… because “golden showers.”