42 responses to “John Calipari texts Devin Booker every day”

If this were Tom Crean or Pitino we would jump all over it to make fun. I thought I remember last year Cal saying that he isnt big on texting kids a lot? I think It was Jahlil Okafor who said that Cal told him “Your 17, what could we be talking about all the time?”

I’m glad that Cal is going after more and more shooters. We didn’t have a Lamb last year, this year we have Young and Aa. Harrison, hopefully we get Booker. I don’t think a team full of slashers and athletic wings is going to win a championship.

Booker texts,” So, ill commit to UK as long as you promise not to get a tattoo of me after we win the 10th title! Oh…one more thing, no more photos with the loserville coach…its creepy…LOL”

Cals texts,”My bad B! Just trying to show everyone how much better I look than him, yo! No tats, promise! Ha.BTW, Jay-Z n Drake r coming over to my house for dinner if u wanna kick it? Just hit me up.#BBN #bringhome10″#cuztheymailinus9″

Cal: “I like how you play, but UK isn’t for everybody! I can’t protect you here and I make no promise on playing time. You’ve got to come and compete and earn your spot here. We’re a players first program and you’ve got to sacrifice yourself for the team.”

Booker: “k”

At least that is how texts/conversations with my kids go……without all the stuff about playing basketball for UK, that is.

Booker- coach funny you text me now I just saw a rat bangin a bird, pretty crazy right?
Cal- You know, that’s how the plague started, back in the day. It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone’s backyard, rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.

Cal: So, yeah, Trey Anastasio was definitely high at the 97 MSG concert.
Booker: Uh, coach, each member of Phish has been stoned since they left the womb…
Cal: Guess you’ve got a point. Want some shrooms? Portabello.