Happy Birthday Ecards

We're not claiming stand-up comedy stardom, but we're pretty sure our eccentric library of funny birthday ecards will make your family and friends chuckle. From rapping grannies to your very own band of Mariachi singers, our funny happy birthday ecards will have that special someone grinning from ear-to-ear.

Is AGE affecting your memory? Find out by playing Birthday Memory Madness, a quick fun quiz to test your memory and prove you've got the mind of a 20-year-old! [Card Wish:] Hope you REMEMBER to have a Happy Birthday!

What Makes an Amazing Man? When he sits in a recliner, IT gets relaxed. He wouldn't mind showing his feminine side...if he had one. No shirt, no shoes---he always gets service. He once asked for directions...just kidding. Google once asked him to find something. He doesn't cut the grass. The grass bows to him. Happy Birthday to an Amazing Man!

Having you for a daughter has brought some pretty amazing feelings -- happiness at seeing who you've become, pride in your accomplishments, and love -- just for being the incredible daughter you are! Happy Birthday

I'm William Shatner. I've done a lot of things in my career, but this takes the cake. This is so cool. You, [RECIPIENT'S NAME], today it's all about you [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] it's exciting, it makes me want to celebrate, makes me want to get up out of this chair, makes me want to sing, makes me want to dance, Makes make me wanna (Shout) Kick my heels up and (Shout) Throw my hands up and (Shout) Throw my head back and (Shout) No, really -- people should be shouting your name in the streets. Come on now, Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing it out loud! I wanna celebrate! Put it up in lights! No one else deserves to be celebrated like you, 'cause you are the BEST! I want you to know, I said I want you know right now, You know you make me wanna shout, That's right you make me wanna shout 'cause there really is no doubt You know what I'm talking about You make me wanna SHOUT!!!! Yeah! You make me wanna shout. [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING], [RECIPIENT'S NAME]!

The expansive and wondrous Great Plains contain some of the world's most unexpected surprises. It is here that we find the North American Black-Tailed Prairie Dog... preparing for what appears to be some type of ritual. Ah, yes! The alpha dog appears - signaling that this is indeed a most special and rare treat! A celebratory display that only happens once a year -- on this momentous day in [MONTH] And now he gives the signal to begin! [Prairie Dogs sing:] Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, dear [NAME] Happy birthday to you! [NAME IS REPEATED 4 TIMES]

Hola [RECIPIENT] It's your birthday, we're here to party, And sing to you. It's from [SENDER] Hope you are bueno, the fun will rain-o The whole day through. From the gulf up to the mountains, The city lights and fountains, We hope you're birthday's excellente. Today you're [AGE] So perhaps you should [ACTIVITY] Cuz today is your day Hola [RECIPIENT] You deserve a grand fiesta, And later on siesta, And the best of everything! Happy Birthday

What day is today? Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Oh [RECIPIENT], It's been well worth the wait, It's the [DATE] day of [MONTH] You [PERSONALIZED MESSAGE] today And now it's your time to celebrate! Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Today is your birthday Happy Birthday The most amazing day of the year Today is your birthday! Today is your birthday It's Amazing Happy Birthday - Unbelievable This is the very best day of the year Time to celebrate Today is your birthday Ooooooh! Happy Birthday It's the GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Happy Birthday!

Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!

Whoa, [RECIPIENT'S NAME], -- [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] and we're gonna give just a little bit of praise. A little bit of praise just for you... [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] You know we got to give you praise (give you praise) (sing that name) Oh (Sing that name) [RECIPIENT'S NAME] , we praise you And when we do (When we do) We'll make it rain (make it rain) Oh, can I get an Amen? (Amen) [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] For all you do we praise you! We praise you! [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING]

When a year has gone by, And balloons fill the sky that's your birthday, When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's your birthday. Folks will sing, Sing-a-ling-a-ling, And they'll bring Bring-a-ling-a-ling Birthday wishes, There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. Hope Your Birthday is Magnifico!

Hey There! This is all about you and (WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING) Our nails are shinin', our curlers are hot I'm in this chair looking like an astronaut And it's time to give props to you! So, listen up now, make it understood We're celebratin' you, cuz you're crazy good Your name is: (RECIPIENT'S NAME) And it's our mission To party like a boss And give you recognition Cuz you deserve it, yo! Aww...snap, take a selfie Let's have a blast, The crew is getting jiggy While we're getting' waxed Cuz today the whole world is a shrine to you: You're incredible impeccable, and hella cool too From Timbuktu (TO: LOCATION) And It's time to C-E-L-E-B-R-A-T-E And I think we all agree That it's time to get ready Get a manni and a pedi (HAIR TYPE) Look pretty!! It's gorgeous! And the beat goes thump Make you wanna jump, fist pump Get Crunk! Your cray-crazy good Here's to You!

Well, howdy [RECIPIENT'S NAME] ! Hi, hello, how are ya? We heard the news We're quite enthused And the only thing to do (what should we do?) Is strum this guitar And sing to the stars And serenade you-ooo-woo [EVENT] Mmm mmm mmm, that is some mighty fine fiddling -- let's pick it up! Alright! That's more like it! Yee Haw! Play it for [RECIPIENT'S NAME]! Now where was I? [EVENT] And that's pretty great Darn Straight [WHAT RECIPIENT SHOULD DO] It's time to celebrate! Spurs will jingle jangle it's time to do-si-do. So grab yourself a partner And let's see ya go Cuz it's a jingle jangle here and a jingle jangle there A jingle jangle [EVENT] everywhere ONE MORE TIME! Cuz it's a jingle jangle here, and a jingle jangle there A jingle jangle [EVENT] everywhere!

I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!

Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!

It's your birthday. I love birthdays, and no one wishes Happy Birthday better than me, believe me. Your birthday is huge (beautiful and classy) We're gonna do what we can to make birthdays great again. Political correctness is killing birthdays, folks. Your birthday is huge (I've had tremendous success with birthdays, okay?) We're gonna do what we can to help make birthdays great again. You're fired. Have a HUGE birthday!

Tap here for some tremendously classy sound bites. {SOUND BITES IN RANDOM SEQUENCE} [TAP] Okay I'm going to teach you all how to say huuuuge. Okay, today is your birthday, it's gonna be huuuuuge. I used in a sentence there. [TAP] If it wasn't your birthday, you'd be fired, okay? But for now, have a tremendous birthday! [TAP] I guarantee your birthday's gonna be tremendous. Very, very huuuge and tremendous, okay? [TAP] Okay, folks, owning a golf course gives you great, great power. So on your birthday, go out and get yourself a golf course, okay? [TAP] Well, finally the Republicans and the Democrats can come together and agree on something: you're old. Okay? [TAP] It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's real estate. We're not talking about your birthday, okay? I'm hoping you have a day rich with happiness, and I mean really, really rich like me, okay? This is more than just your birthday card. It's your Trump card. Happy Birthday!

This one goes out to you, (RECIPIENT) Today's the birthday of a (DESCRIPTIVE TERM) Born to soar up high! Born to be a (HOBBY OR JOB) Underneath the wide (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) sky Oh yes from (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) And all across the land they're singin' Happy birthday to you!! Oh me oh my, Gonna be a blue sky, Gonna be a happy day Cookies in the oven, gonna eat about a dozen Then you can hit the hay!! And if you listen to the wind, you can hear it sing Happy Birthday...(RECIPIENT) Happy Birthday to you!

Ooh-ooh, what cake will you get this year? Chocolate fudge, 6 or 7 tier? Tiramisu or gingerbread? Maybe a chocolate mocha mousse instead? "Forget apple pie," is what I say, 'cause, you could've had that any day. Don't you know that I heard that it was cake time. Hope some candles make the day shine. Ooohhhh, I heard that it was cake time. Another slice would be mighty fine, yummy, yummy...yeah. Have a Decadent Birthday!

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