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Courtney Stodden has left the country, ya'll! The little ray of sunshine made her debut last night onCelebrity Big Brother in the UK. She made us proud by dressing in her finest hookeh wear, complete with her good churchin' heels.

Mrs. Doug Hutchison isn't the only American to do the show this time around. She'll be rubbing elbows (and hopefully that's all) with former Saved by the Bell creepster Screech (aka Dustin Diamond). Courtney is reportedly stepping in for Bobbi Kristina Brown, who bowed out at the last minute. I'm secretly wishing I could tune in for this hot mess!

The best comment on our Facebook post was from Natalie, who said "You're Welcome United Kingdom. Remember no refunds!!"

Is there trouble in paradise for Hollywood's cutest, most normal, and highly revered husband and wife duo? I certainly hope not! However, it appears that Courtney Stodden will be spending some time apart from her main squeeze father figure number one tubster​ hubster Doug Hutchison.

Apparently, Courtney is making her way across the pond to participate in the U.K.'s version of Celebrity Big Brother. The only snag? Doug wasn't invited to join her! Bloody awkward!

Courtney Stodden and her two sizes too small dress hung out with her daddy husband Doug Hutchison at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. this week. Courtney and Doug stopped to put on a PDA parade for the photographers waiting outside before they headed home.

We still haven't heard any updates on the reality showCourtney was filming with Adrienne Maloof's BFF Bobby Trendy. I have to admit that I'd tune in for that. I'm determined to figure out the real deal behind Courtney and Doug's relationship/marriage and I'd consider it research to analyze a reality show based around her. It's sick, I know, but I love a good mystery.

Courtney Stodden left little to the imagination as she tried out for the Miss Farmers Market pageant helped promote Pink's Hot Dogs' new Veggie Dogs in support of PETA. Courtney was wearing any attention-grabbing lettuce leaf string bikini.

Courtney's parents of the year, Alex Stodden and Krista Keller, and her husbandDoug Hutchison were on hand at Hollywood and Highland as she strutted around, making everyone in the vicinity rethink their salad selections for lunch yesterday afternoon.

It all makes perfect sense now. Why do a solo sex tape when you can walk the streets of Hollywood & Highland nearly naked instead?

Courtney and Doug filmed a new video for "Passion and Pleasure", a love and sex therapy course with Dr. Ava Cadell. They're reportedly taking a couples course on relationships and other things that we won't talk about. Courtney was proudly showing off her swag bags as they left the building.

Clearly Courtney hasn't updated her wardrobe since getting her new implants – they barely fit in her dress. Let's call this another case of "if I have to see it, so do you". Because we're in this together. Right? Right?

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison took their creepy to new levels this weekend. Courtney proved that she is dying to show off her new boobs to anyone who can't manage to look away from the trainwreck. The former Couples Therapy stars stepped out to attend Plastic Martyr's birthday bash, with Courtney wearing almost nothing but her birthday suit.

Courtney was dressed in a black see-through mesh getup – featuring pretty much just a pair of zippered undies and some pasties covering her nipples. Doug was sporting some major eyeliner. Class acts, as always.

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Courtney Stodden bought herself some bigger boobs! The former Couples Therapy star loves the new boobs because they make her look more Jessica Rabbit-y. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!

It almost seems like Farrah Abraham wrote a follow-up to How My Teenage Dream Ended, titled How My Porn Career Began, and Courtneybought a copy. Her jeepers creepers husband probably had to read it to her but that's besides the point.​