Eminem > Adrien Brody

Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather suit wearing cheesedicks with soul patches and fake castles who hang out with Ebola Hilton? That’s just dumb.

Eminem’s commercial for Chrysler meanwhile, as Detroit’s most prominent ambassador, who, before during and after the financial crisis has always been supportive of auto industry workers and their families, a community that was among the most devastated by the economic collapse, well, it was perfect. And HOT.

But he doesn’t do commercials. That’s why during the Super Bowl there were two.

These are not helping my Eminem problem. Grammys are in 6 days and he’ll feature prominently. I’ve a feeling it’s only getting worse.