Salsa débil sobre nada!

I thought I’d take the time to give props to the official Podcast location of Fuck Fiction: Cables Pub & Grill.
The tag line for the place should actually be “Where Friends Meat!” Because there isn’t a meat dish I’ve had there that I didn’t like. Their portions are HUGE and the nachos are particularly good. They get a decent rating on Trip Advisor. There are a couple of recent bad reviews, but I think it really depends when you go. (around 8pm-11pm is our window) We’re kind of partial to the server we’ve had the last month because she is extremely cool but I think they all try to be nice and respect the casters.

SO today we record episode four of the podcast, and episode three isn’t up yet, we are going to try something new. Typing the show notes as we record. Should fix the problem. I will post both shows tonight when we are done. It will be radical.

It always takes me a couple of days to get the show up so I think, even though we record on Wednesday, I’m not going to “announce” the new podcast until Friday, which means from now on the podcast will get posted on Friday.

Still kind of working out the bugs on how to do all this. Other than that, almost done with show notes. I will for reals have the super long and rambling episode up today.

This is one of those moments when you realize that you may have over extended yourself. We are supposed to do the podcast tonight. I don’t know if the rest of the crew knows, and I haven’t dropped the shownotes for the last episode. Sometimes Christmas is more of a hassle then it is worth.

So here is the deal. I’m sure we will record on some level tonight, and the show notes for the last episode will end up on the site tonight. And when we do record I’m going to do my damnedest to get the shownotes up for this episode tonight. That is all.

Still being super fucking lazy, what with Christmas and all I just have had no desire to do the show notes. One drawback to the insane rambling conversation is that the show notes and tags suck ass to write. I will work on them and have them up before the next episode (Wed.) and I’ll stay up late to do the next episode on time. Sorry I suck, LOL!

**2nd Edit**Episode 2.

This time there are five of us. Gabe, Doyle, Bobby, Steve and Frank…we are in a booth and that sucked. Past that.

There is a short recap of the last episode, which was basically a waste of time. The only part that was really worth hearing is that there was a round robin that never got back to Doyle. Good stuff.

We get into Doyle’s job at a full figured women’s/babysitting store. Just thinking about Doyle in the store makes Gabe spit water. Our waitress is Stevie. As we order food, the conversation turns to Transformers. Specifically about whether or not Jazz dies in the movie. Which he does. We also touch on the people who do the voices in the film verses who did the voices in the cartoon.

That transfers into a conversation about the old Hannah Barbera cartoons, and how all of the shows that came out in the Scooby Doo era are voiced by the same people. Kind of a pain in the ass when you are a parent having to watch it with your kids.

Large beers arrive.

Then we talk about some rock stars that didn’t age well. Specifically Morrissy, David Byrne, and the guys from the Beastie Boys. Which transfers directly into the Led Zeppelin reunion show. Specifically about how even though they look ancient they still rock the fuck out. Also we talk about the rumor that Zep may go on tour, and the line up of the band for the show.

Gabe also gets into his father’s experience seeing Jimi Hendrix at Red Rocks. And some guy that wanted to fly.

Frank discusses his experience at the Police reunion show. And drum sets that come up elevators. And people that actually use their entire drumset.

Then there is a shitty buzzing noise. I bet it is like a microwave in the kitchen. Fucking plugs, Gabe needs a new battery for his laptop.

Then we fuck around about Wikipedia [Citation Required]. And you ability to just randomly start reading about random shit. Like Mogwai, and how pretentious they are. And that Blur are shite.

Then we get into G. Love and Special Sauce, and lifting up your weed. And then the cops came. And how pizza is just way to fucking dry.

Then Frank said, “Do you remember V.A.S.T.?” And everyone started to hate their lives. “Explain to us all why V.A.S.T. is cool, so we all can all think you are a douche.”

Then we talked about how much better Linkin Park is with Rick Ruben as a producer. And how Linkin Park wanted to evolve. And in an epiphany we realize that they need more damn cowbell. It is also pretty amazing that the album is just really well made as a whole.

Then ma-na-ma-na by Cake comes up. And how that cover is the best cover on clear channel ever. Bobbie calls it a comeback, when cake never really made a come back. That comes back to bands that never really went away like Slayer. Then we get to bands that really did go away, Silverchair, and how they killed Natalie Holloway.

Which of course turns into Frank telling us that Natalie Halloway deserves her fate. That people that do dumb stuff deserve to disappear. Then we talk how much we want Mel Gibson to go back to being the old Mel Gibson, instead of messiah Mel Gibson (AKA Charelton Heston).

Then we talk about how shitty King Kong was. Especially the shitty CGI juggling scene. Franko is called out on his judgmental nature when it comes to CGI juggling. Doyle makes it clear that all the parts he likes involve dinos and giant apes kicking ass.

Steve then comments on lower jaw removal. IN King Kong, some other movie that I didn’t catch and don’t want to rewind to, and then Golden Compass.

Then we get into what a fucking douche Peter Jackson is. Seriously how do you hold out on making The Hobbit, and how you can’t trust a skinny director.

Then, could any one else have played Neo? Well at first people David Duchonvy could have been him, and that Harrison Ford was to old. No need to explain in jokes, because no one listens to this shit.

What happens if this pod cast is the only audio record of our time. Which naturally leads into Contact (the movie not the book). Frank has a hard on for it. Bobby get a little deeper than the special effects though. Fabu.

All right here it is. This is the first podcast. This was the goal, and hopefully we will be pulling this off every wednesday.

We started off with asking what is up with what is going on this week, but the topic this time was really movies. We get into I Am Legend the book, and the movie (and a point of clarification there are in fact 3 other movie adaptions of I Am Legend, there is a new one from Asylum called I Am Omega, Doyle you are right). That moved into a discussion on vampire movies in general, specifically the difference in tone between I Am Legend the novel and the current trend in vampire movies, to just have vampires kicking ass, then a bit of comparison with the other two adaptions of the book. It also brought up Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, Harry Potter, our waitress Kristen (if she has a myspace I’ll post it next time), and The Mist (which leads into Doyle being an asshole for having not seen The Shawshank Redemption).

There was a long discussion about one scene in Hitman, that didn’t really convince me to see it. There is a good chance that Bobby will be buying a syringe of “knock out juice” as soon as possible. That of course led into a bit of a discussion about xXx. The consensus it that Vin Deisel blows.