“Jessica’s Obsessed With Sex,” screams a headline from Star about Jessica Simpson. According to the tab, “After packing on 70 lbs. during her pregnancy, Jessica Simpson wasn’t exactly in the mood for love,” but after she dropped 10 pounds with the help of healthy meals cooked by her fiancé Eric Johnson, she’s now feeling “sexier,” and is “thanking him with a string of X-rated romps and telling everyone!”

Telling everyone? Her mailman? Random people on the street? Kids playing in the park? The laughable magazine then has a so-called “family friend” quoted as saying that after she and Johnson have “wild sex,” Simpson “talks about it nonstop. They haven’t had sex in a while, and she’s definitely making up for lost time!”

As amusing a tale as this is, a source super close to Simpson tells Gossip Cop it’s entirely “untrue.” Of course, Star is the same rag that wrongly reported last week that Simpson might be pregnant again.