The Best Collection of Football Team Names Ever

The best team names are original creations, but sometimes we understand that you don’t want to spend hours finely tuning a pun-laden name of your own, so we’ve put together a list to inspire you.

These names have been gathered together from current leagues within the UK. Whilst they make funny (make that ‘hilarious’) 5-a-side and fantasy football team names, please be aware that there are some team names on the below list which some may find offensive. In no way can we guarantee that these names will be accepted by your league organiser.

We’ve sorted the list into ones that involve player names; those that are parodies of English, Italian, Spanish, Portugese, German, French and International team names; then to top it all off we’ve got some miscellaneous crackers to finish. Enjoy!

One for those who love their gaming? It’s a bit more ‘back ops’ than ‘black ops’ for some.

Liquorice Allsports

Club Foot

ABCDE F.C

It’s Spraining Men

Geri-Hat-Rick

Champagne Super Rovers

Scouting For Goals

Chicken Tiki Taka

Dyslexia Untied

Victorious Secret

Game Set and Snatch

Nonbeleaguers

The Mighty Schmucks

Goals Aloud

Goals R’ Us

Lord Of The Wings

Euro Anchor FC

Beating Chastards

Kiss My Pass

Michael Barrymore’s Swimming Club

Raul Moat-drid

Ribery’s U-16s / Stewart Downing’s U-16s

Dyslexia Untied

The Fashion Pulis

See You Next Tuesday

Game Ovaries

2 goals 1 cup

Here for Beer

The High Five

Designated Drinkers

Cunning Stunts

Egoala (an irreverant take on ‘ebola’)

Cheeky Milandos

She was only XI

Goal goal power rangers

Sesh Club 7

6-a-side Team Names

Six Offenders

The dirty half-dozen

Got a better team name? Add it in the comments section below.

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I checked this website for some idea’s & it inspired me to think of these…
The Noble & Far Kings
Balls to the Wall
The Low Flying Balls
The Misunderstood
The Armless
The Aimless
M.I.A.
Footloose Futsullers
Australian Crawl
Wots in the box with the spots

Thanks for the comment. We were aware of your article but didn’t want to copy so we put ours together from actual team names playing at the moment – yep, several boring hours spent going through all the online league information we could find! I think it’s a great compliment to your list that there are so many teams out there using the names you’ve gathered. I take my hat off to you sir, and can highly recommend your list to anyone reading this post.

I’d love to see the top 200 names – I’m going to keep adding to this list, so who knows where it will end!