Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Join "The Swass Report Mustache Brigade"!!!!

Ashley is the newest card-carrying member of the SRMB. At first I felt like something in her story didn't add up, as I had seen her a couple minutes before without a mustache. She convinced me that everything was on the up and up and I figured her shifty eyes had to do with something else I should suspect her of. For instance, she was probably thinking of stealing that sweet Glenn Braggs Starting Line-up figurine in the background. With that villianous (yet awesome) stache, she'd be my first suspect if it went missing.