Amanda Bynes' Bizarre Court Appearance

The broken lava lamp formerly known as Amanda Bynes unplugged herself and strolled up to court this morning for allegedly hurling a bong out her apartment window this past May in New York City looking like this.

This = a Gonzo muppet manufactured into an aqua-colored wig apparatus thing.

Here is a recap of that fateful night that the NY courts want us to revisit…

According to police, Amanda threw that Hail Mary Jane right before they arrested her for the following charges: reckless endangerment, tampering with evidence and weed possession.

Never one to back down from a fight, Amanda is tossing around accusations of her own, accusing one police officer of sexually assaulting her, specifically “slapping” her vagina.

Also included in her defense is the claim that the cops entered her apartment illegally.

Anyway, those are the details to be hashed out in our esteemed court system, surely to be one of the more insane episodes of "Judge Judy."

According to TMZ the court proceedings thus far were something of a letdown. Amanda “didn’t say a word” during the proceedings and “nothing significant really happened.”