A pensioner has been found guilty of outraging public decency after he was caught with his arm inside a cow. John Curno, 80, was banned from every farm in Britain when he was spotted stroking and talking to a herd of 150 cows and masturbating in fields several times in summer 2017. One one occasion, he was seen inserting his left arm up to his shoulder into a cow’s rear end while performing a solo sex act. When he was eventually caught he tried to flee with his pants around his ankles but fell into mud after tripping over a stile.