The Simple Life, to be Filmed in Court and Jail

The Simple Life, Season 5, starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie is going to be a bit unorthodox next year. The series, usually set to uncomfortable situations for Paris and Nicole is really going to be even more uncomfortable this round. Set in lawyers' offices, courtrooms and jail cells, the next season takes on the world of prosecution, incarceration and staff infected prison facilities.

E the Entertainment network is promoting the show as the most outrageous season ever. As Paris and Nicole navigate the treacherous legal system trying to avoid prosecution and stay out of jail at every turn.

Judge Judy says, they better keep those little, misguided, pop tarts out of my courtroom; I'll throw the book at them if I get the chance.

Siskle and Ebert give the new show two thumbs up, the gyrations of these two celebutants trying to make it through the legal system unscathed is a hoot, highly recommended.

Simple life cameras have been following Paris throughout her recent court case and will be following Nicole through her up coming court appearance.

From the desk ofBuck E Filbert7/7/07

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