A website famous for uncovering faces, squirrels, aborted alien fetuses, and lizard people on Mars is touting two new pictures taken by NASA on the red planet as evidence of unidentified flying objects flying near one of the Mars rovers.

“These are typical alien flying saucers or discs that have been seen for many decades around the world,” says the site’s entry on these UFOs.

You see that big dot on the left side of the picture? That’s a spaceship. I like that these are retro saucers, like the saucers that used to be all the rage in the ’40s and ’50s. Even aliens can be into antiques I guess.

Man, I love Google Alerts.

“These photos are directly from NASA archives and have not been tampered with in any way… except possibly the NASA airbrush room at the Johnson Space Center.”