Not only are these some of the first words spoken about ginger-haired Archie Andrews in The CW’s “Riverdale,” it’s a safe bet they were also part of the pitch made to the network when selling the new teen drama.

No longer the dopey-eyed boy from the long-runningcomic book series, Archie (KJ Apa) is now a chiseled, football-playing hunk, standing shirtless and being leered at through a bedroom window in his first appearance on screen. His aforementioned abs are a product of a summer spent pouring concrete for his dad, during which time he also discovered a love of music and, oh yeah, affinity for sleeping with his teacher.… Read More »