Timbersaw, please shut up about the trees. Seriously, you need help.
Hey Timbersaw, look out, a tree! Heyah, heh, hah.
I’m always glad to have a dragon by my side.Timbersaw, what the hell is wrong with you anyway.Techies.It has to be Techies.Are you an angel?Skywrath, your form disquiets me.Skywrath, what a fine demon you would make.Come Doom, these fools have hell to pay.Doom, let’s give them hell.Doom, let’s swing wide the gates of hell.Doom, we’ll unleash hell.We demons shall take them.Lion, you are no demon, though you bare the mark.Spirit Breaker, your horns are worthy of a demon.Warlock, I know your demon well.Shadow Fiend, let’s give them hell.Chaos Knight, let’s ride them down.Clinkz, our horns shall run them through.Come Centaur, our horns shall run them through.Come Centaur, this lane will run red.I’m every demon’s worst nightmare, but I’m your best friend.Phoenix, what kind of being are you?Ogh.Aughhhgh.Rrgh.Owweh.Ughw.Ehmm.Eghhgh.Tempt my blade why don’t you.I carry carnage.Strike a nerve.A twist of my knife.Fear he who fears nothing.A crushing skirmish.Cursed be.A demon’s handiwork.I tear you asunder.I will hurt you.The marauders road is ever long.Terror steals across the land.Blink dagger.The dagger of last judgement.The quickest blade of all.Saved for later.Into the bottle keep.The bottle without bottom.I move heaven and earth.Cut to the chase.Now you suffer.I’m beside myself.Conjuration!What a handsome devil.Crummy wizard.Nooo.Nooo.Hells halls open wide.My demons welcome me.The seven bells toll.The road to hell lies open.I go where angels fear to tread.The death knell sounds.A natural death for a demon.Sweet dissolution.Ruination.Vo’izhai icha iskos.Ozh vo’ashm.Ozh hrothov.Omoz groth.Ozh sek lofath.Vroshk ahm’ucha gluth.Sovoz sek tho izh.Izh hedoq safras?Izh icha safras.Ozh sovoz groth.Ensh izh miskath.Izhai irush ahm’ucha.Ahm’sol miskath Ozh.Eyik Ozh pos!Ahm’izhai icha lofath.Izh ahm’fol.Vo’izhai acha.Sof izh.You are nothing!Be destroyed.Suffer and perish.Fear comes for you.I will unmake you.Despoiling.I will hurt you.Your life is mine.I strike, you bleed.Disemboweled.Denied!Denied!No, no, no.No, no, no.No, no.No.No.This blade rings true, while sharp tongues lie.I’ll kill my own before I let you have them.You’ll profit nothing.Their lives mean nothing to me.I’ll kill them myself.I’ll kill them myself.Gold’s father is Earth, his betrayer steel.Only gold fears not the furnace.I mine your gold.Small thieves hang; great ones prosper.Hmmhehmmehm.Hmmhehmmhm.Hemmehmmem.Denied!Denied!Denied.Denied.What shard is this?Double damage!Fight me now, if you dare.Fight me, cowards!Urggh.A misfortune.Missed chance.Ill luck.Perhaps that wasn’t wise.Poor trade.Unwise.I’m so stupid.Arghh.My soul to keep!The hell you say!First blood, hmm heh hmm hm.Sinner and saint bleed alike.The first sacrifice has been paid.First and foremost.Ugh.Ugh.Rughh.Ugh.Nyah.Dyah.Aghh.Oagh.Owwwe.Ahhh.Haste!Quick feet to match my temper.Invisibility.The straight road loses no travelers.Illusion.A jury of my peers.Immortality.A true demon can never die.This one is all over but the lamentation.My extortion has paid off.I’ll invest this in some bribery.What have we here?Ah, the devil’s own luck.Heart of Tarrasque.Heart and soul.Mask of Madness.Mask of Madness.Yet another way to steal their lives.Black King Bar.Satanic.Of course I am.Satanic.Monkey King Bar.Soul Ring for the Soul Keeper.Butterfly.Sange and Yasha.Assault Cuirass.Manta Style.Desolator.Desolator.With this blade, I will lay their souls to waste.Radiance.Shiva’s Guard.Blade Mail.Heaven’s Halberd.The irony does not escape me.Heaven’s Halberd.Vanguard.Eye of Skadi.Daedalus.Drums of Endurance.Linken’s Sphere.All anger ends in cruelty.In war, gods favor the sharper blade.I give my blade; you give your life.I open your throat to close your eyes.The wages of sin, paid in full.The death of a thousand cuts, was unnecessary.A fair execution.Now the demons have you.Let’s bare your soul, shall we?Your soul lies plundered.Your life is forfeit.Humemmm.Hmmmmhm.A wise blade takes a fool’s life.Missing top.Missing middle.Missing bottom.A lost life, a found coin.Dark commerce.Fair exchange.A paltry sum.Fool’s gold.Coin of the realm.Your silence is golden.Gold is mined easiest from corpses.Dispossessed.Twist of the knife.Nehahehhah.Hehehheh.Hh hehh heh hehmHemhhhehm.Hehah hah hehhah.Hey hah heh hah.Hehahahahahh.Hshahehehehhah.Howhhehhehah.My gaze is the measure of all things.My aggrandizement increases.Power corrupts.Power corrupts, but I was already corrupt.My eminence grows.By my increase will my enemies know death.My level best.Well, this unlevels the playing field.The self-righteous shall pay.Now falls the dogma of the self-righteous!Hehehehemm.No!Defeated!Back to the hell of hell.To captivity I return.The hunter demon rages!I am revealed!Fear what you will never understand.At last.My time is come.The marauder comes.My true nature rises.The marauder hunts.True to form.Timbersaw, please shut up about the trees.Seriously, you need help.Hey Timbersaw, look out, a tree! Heyah, heh, hah.I’m always glad to have a dragon by my side.Timbersaw, what the hell is wrong with you anyway.Techies.It has to be Techies.Are you an angel?Skywrath, your form disquiets me.Skywrath, what a fine demon you would make.Come Doom, these fools have hell to pay.Doom, let’s give them hell.Doom, let’s swing wide the gates of hell.Doom, we’ll unleash hell.We demons shall take them.Lion, you are no demon, though you bare the mark.Spirit Breaker, your horns are worthy of a demon.Warlock, I know your demon well.Shadow Fiend, let’s give them hell.Chaos Knight, let’s ride them down.Clinkz, our horns shall run them through.Come Centaur, our horns shall run them through.Come Centaur, this lane will run red.I’m every demon’s worst nightmare, but I’m your best friend.Phoenix, what kind of being are you?Ogh.Aughhhgh.Rrgh.Owweh.Ughw.Ehmm.Eghhgh.Tempt my blade why don’t you.I carry carnage.Strike a nerve.A twist of my knife.Fear he who fears nothing.A crushing skirmish.Cursed be.A demon’s handiwork.I tear you asunder.I will hurt you.The marauders road is ever long.Terror steals across the land.Blink dagger.The dagger of last judgment.The quickest blade of all.Saved for later.Into the bottle keep.The bottle without bottom.I move heaven and earth.Cut to the chase.Now you suffer.I’m beside myself.Conjuration!What a handsome devil.Crummy wizard.Nooo.Nooo.Hells halls open wide.My demons welcome me.The seven bells toll.The road to hell lies open.I go where angels fear to tread.The death knell sounds.A natural death for a demon.Sweet dissolution.Ruination.Vo’izhai icha iskos.Ozh vo’ashm.Ozh hrothov.Omoz groth.Ozh sek lofath.Vroshk ahm’ucha gluth.Sovoz sek tho izh.Izh hedoq safras?Izh icha safras.Ozh sovoz groth.Ensh izh miskath.Izhai irush ahm’ucha.Ahm’sol miskath Ozh.Eyik Ozh pos!Ahm’izhai icha lofath.Izh ahm’fol.Vo’izhai acha.Sof izh.You are nothing!Be destroyed.Suffer and perish.Fear comes for you.I will unmake you.Despoiling.I will hurt you.Your life is mine.I strike, you bleed.Disemboweled.Denied!Denied!No, no, no.No, no, no.No, no.No.No.This blade rings true, while sharp tongues lie.I’ll kill my own before I let you have them.You’ll profit nothing.Their lives mean nothing to me.I’ll kill them myself.I’ll kill them myself.Gold’s father is Earth, his betrayer steel.Only gold fears not the furnace.I mine your gold.Small thieves hang; great ones prosper.Hmmhehmmehm.Hmmhehmmhm.Hemmehmmem.Denied!Denied!Denied.Denied.What shard is this?Double damage!Fight me now, if you dare.Fight me, cowards!Urggh.A misfortune.Missed chance.Ill luck.Perhaps that wasn’t wise.Poor trade.Unwise.I’m so stupid.Arghh.My soul to keep!The hell you say!First blood, hmm heh hmm hm.Sinner and saint bleed alike.The first sacrifice has been paid.First and foremost.Ugh.Ugh.Rughh.Ugh.Nyah.Dyah.Aghh.Oagh.Owwwe.Ahhh.Haste!Quick feet to match my temper.Invisibility.The straight road loses no travelers.Illusion.A jury of my peers.Immortality.A true demon can never die.This one is all over but the lamentation.My extortion has paid off.I’ll invest this in some bribery.What have we here?Ah, the devil’s own luck.Heart of Tarrasque.Heart and soul.Mask of Madness.Mask of Madness.Yet another way to steal their lives.Black King Bar.Satanic.Of course I am.Satanic.Monkey King Bar.Soul Ring for the Soul Keeper.Butterfly.Sange and Yasha.Assault Cuirass.Manta Style.Desolator.Desolator.With this blade, I will lay their souls to waste.Radiance.Shiva’s Guard.Blade Mail.Heaven’s Halberd.The irony does not escape me.Heaven’s Halberd.Vanguard.Eye of Skadi.Daedalus.Drums of Endurance.Linken’s Sphere.All anger ends in cruelty.In war, gods favor the sharper blade.I give my blade; you give your life.I open your throat to close your eyes.The wages of sin, paid in full.The death of a thousand cuts, was unnecessary.A fair execution.Now the demons have you.Let’s bare your soul, shall we?Your soul lies plundered.Your life is forfeit.Humemmm.Hmmmmhm.A wise blade takes a fool’s life.Missing top.Missing middle.Missing bottom.A lost life, a found coin.Dark commerce.Fair exchange.A paltry sum.Fool’s gold.Coin of the realm.Your silence is golden.Gold is mined easiest from corpses.Dispossessed.Twist of the knife.Nehahehhah.Hehehheh.Hh hehh heh hehmHemhhhehm.Hehah hah hehhah.Hey hah heh hah.Hehahahahahh.Hshahehehehhah.Howhhehhehah.My gaze is the measure of all things.My aggrandizement increases.Power corrupts.Power corrupts, but I was already corrupt.My eminence grows.By my increase will my enemies know death.My level best.Well, this unlevels the playing field.The self-righteous shall pay.Now falls the dogma of the self-righteous!Hehehehemm.No!Defeated!Back to the hell of hell.To captivity I return.The hunter demon rages!I am revealed!Fear what you will never understand.At last.My time is come.The marauder comes.My true nature rises.The marauder hunts.True to form.Out of my way.Watch them flee.Quiver and quail.Give way.Do they hide.The wise flee my footfalls.Shriek when you see me.Tis a long road.Athwart my path.The path of darkness.I steal ahead.Cut and run.I run afoul.Tis a solumn undertaking.In search of prey.The forest is mine.None will escape.On the move.Walking tall.They cannot hide.I will find them.Stalking.Terror comes.I will not be stopped.I steal ahead.Depredations.Havoc reigns.Bloodied but unbowed.Hitting my stride.Out of mana.Out of mana.Out of mana.No mana.No mana.No mana.Not enough mana.Not enough mana.Not enough mana.Not yet.Not yet.Not yet.I’m not ready.I’m not ready.I’m not ready.It’s not time yet.It’s not time yet.It’s not time yet.Oaugh.Oagh.Ugh.Augh.Ooph.Ooagh.Ogh.Oogh.Oagh.Uh.Aohm.Uerm.Egh.Eghh.Soft gold for hard steel.Oh, they’re gonna hate me for this.Worth its weight in corpses.The prison walls of Foulfell were no match for my rage.Foulfell has fallen, and the terror has been unleashed.Ah, the shards of Foulfell.Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting your…stop hitting yourself.Reflection!The siphon flows.Shattered mirror.Betray yourself.Your own worst enemy.The devil you know.Regeneration.My soul is replenished.A demon’s rage is stronger than death.My final end was not so final.This form reveals but a fraction of my soul’s malignancy!I rise again!You can’t keep a demon down!I come full circle.Hell spews me forth.I am hell’s foul vomitus.Heaven is a locked box, but hell is a sieveMy journey is far from over.I return, steeled and tempered.You sleep to dream; die to live again.The devil’s in the details.He that burns, burns no more.Your tongue is the only meat you’ll eat.The blood of martyrs bleeds just as red.Down with false prophets.You’ll imprison no more in your ring of trees.Slardar, time to cut bait.All thieves hate the moon.Healer, your hypocrisy knew no bounds.Chen, I wearied of your sanctimony.Chen, your beloved creatures shall feast on your corpse.Stillness is beauty; I render you beautiful.I was the devil on your shoulder.An angel falls.Little keen, consider yourself hell bent.Now you’re the very soul of discretion.Look who lost their soul.Shadow Fiend, to lowest hell with you.You were a lost soul.For a thing named Undying, you look awfully dead.Undying? More likes Keeps-dying.Stole your thunder.I stalk all hours, not just the night.Your blood runs cold.Necrophos, your disease has run its course.Medusa, I always knew you’d turn tail.A lesser demon, you were.You were quick Windranger, but not quick enough.Did you see that coming, Oracle?Spirit, you ran your mouth; I ran you through.Not so glib now, eh Storm Spirit?Timbersaw, I put an end to your madness.I return you to the Earth from whence you came.Wyvern, Winter has come to your soul.You’ve been to hell and back, and back to hell, and back, and now back again.Stay in hell this time, would you?Warlock, now the mages can summon you from hell.Warlock, you’ve summoned your last demon.Your captivates no more, Siren.I ruled in the hell of Foulfell.Why did you think I’d bow to you?Warlock, you’ve enslaved your last demon.You are no king of mine.Always so doom and gloom.Ah, scepter.This scepter shall not depart.My scepter at last.Shitty wizard.Terrorblade.I appear unto the world.The self-righteous shall choke on their sanctimony.I am unnatural born.From the hell of hells I come.No prison can hold me.No shackles can hold me.Incarcerated!Apprehended.I am detained.Your life for mine.Fair trade.Trick of the trade.Mine.Life for life.Stolen fruit is ever sweetest.Sundered from your life.Sundered.Sundered.Sundered.Sundered.Thanks.My thanks.I shall repay this debt.I’m under attack!Yes!Victory!The terror is unleashed!Out of my way.Watch them flee.Quiver and quail.Give way.Do they hide.The wise flee my footfalls.Shriek when you see me.Tis a long road.Athwart my path.The path of darkness.I steal ahead.Cut and run.I run afoul.Tis a solumn undertaking.In search of prey.The forest is mine.None will escape.On the move.Walking tall.They cannot hide.I will find them.Stalking.Terror comes.I will not be stopped.I steal ahead.Depredations.Havoc reigns.Bloodied but unbowed.Hitting my stride.Out of mana.Out of mana.Out of mana.No mana.No mana.No mana.Not enough mana.Not enough mana.Not enough mana.Not yet.Not yet.Not yet.I’m not ready.I’m not ready.I’m not ready.It’s not time yet.It’s not time yet.It’s not time yet.Oaugh.Oagh.Ugh.Augh.Ooph.Ooagh.Ogh.Oogh.Oagh.Uh.Aohm.Uerm.Egh.Eghh.Soft gold for hard steel.Oh, they’re gonna hate me for this.Worth its weight in corpses.The prison walls of Foulfell were no match for my rage.Foulfell has fallen, and the terror has been unleashed.Ah, the shards of Foulfell.Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting your...stop hitting yourself.Reflection!The siphon flows.Shattered mirror.Betray yourself.Your own worst enemy.The devil you know.Regeneration.My soul is replenished.A demon’s rage is stronger than death.My final end was not so final.This form reveals but a fraction of my soul’s malignancy!I rise again!You can’t keep a demon down!I come full circle.Hell spews me forth.I am hell’s foul vomitus.Heaven is a locked box, but hell is a sieveMy journey is far from over.I return, steeled and tempered.You sleep to dream; die to live again.The devil’s in the details.He that burns, burns no more.Your tongue is the only meat you’ll eat.The blood of martyrs bleeds just as red.Down with false prophets.You’ll imprison no more in your ring of trees.Slardar, time to cut bait.All thieves hate the moon.Healer, your hypocrisy knew no bounds.Chen, I wearied of your sanctimony.Chen, your beloved creatures shall feast on your corpse.Stillness is beauty; I render you beautiful.I was the devil on your shoulder.An angel falls.Little keen, consider yourself hell bent.Now you’re the very soul of discretion.Look who lost their soul.Shadow Fiend, to lowest hell with you.You were a lost soul.For a thing named Undying, you look awfully dead.Undying? More likes Keeps-dying.Stole your thunder.I stalk all hours, not just the night.Your blood runs cold.Necrophos, your disease has run its course.Medusa, I always knew you’d turn tail.A lesser demon, you were.You were quick Windranger, but not quick enough.Did you see that coming, Oracle?Spirit, you ran your mouth; I ran you through.Not so glib now, eh Storm Spirit?Timbersaw, I put an end to your madness.I return you to the Earth from whence you came.Wyvern, Winter has come to your soul.You’ve been to hell and back, and back to hell, and back, and now back again.Stay in hell this time, would you?Warlock, now the mages can summon you from hell.Warlock, you’ve summoned your last demon.Your captivates no more, Siren.I ruled in the hell of Foulfell.Why did you think I’d bow to you?Warlock, you’ve enslaved your last demon.You are no king of mine.Always so doom and gloom.Ah, scepter.This scepter shall not depart.My scepter at last.Shitty wizard.Terrorblade.I appear unto the world.The self-righteous shall choke on their sanctimony.I am unnatural born.From the hell of hells I come.No prison can hold me.No shackles can hold me.Incarcerated!Apprehended.I am detained.Your life for mine.Fair trade.Trick of the trade.Mine.Life for life.Stolen fruit is ever sweetest.Sundered from your life.Sundered.Sundered.Sundered.Sundered.Thanks.My thanks.I shall repay this debt.I’m under attack!Yes!Victory!The terror is unleashed!