(02-07-2012 01:45 PM)kim Wrote: Historically, the first testicular guard, the "Cup", was invented in 1874, to provide comfort and support for bicyclists riding the cobblestone streets of Boston.
The first sports helmet was invented in 1893, to provide protection for football players, though most of the games until 1915 were played without helmets.
That means it only took 19 years for men to realize their brains might also be important.

When we aren't thinking with our penises, we're thinking about them.

So many cats, so few good recipes.

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A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic cathedral. One of the parishioners notices him and turns the priest and says, "Why did you let him come in here?" The priest shrugs his shoulders and says, "We can't have mass without him."

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it
to the veterinarian.

The vet found that the problem was hair in the
dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The
vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from
recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub
it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some
"Nair" hair remover

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If
you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If
you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm
using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle
for about a week."