Lies to tell lefties - Brie

There is no correct way to cut Brie. Merely lots of wrong ways.
Strictly speaking, one ought to break off a chunk with one's thumb
and forefinger, having previously slit the skin with a thumbnail.
It's also quite proper to use dentures, provided they have been
removed from your mouth and are your own. Bringing some especially,
however, is irredeemably common.