re: Long time no see

I poked quite a few men on my walk round the lake with the dog the other day. Did you know you can use 'incense' to 'attract them to your location'? The more you know, single ladies...

And welcome back Cap'n! *Salutes* Captain Bry is always here to keep the ship afloat...or Rod is, he's very good at that. I just wander round poking men.

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[22:52] Bryluen: I HATE YOUUUUUUU!
[22:52] Haradmir: I HATE YOU!
[22:52] Bryluen: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING AND IMPOSSIBLE AND NORTHERN AND YOU HAVE TWO SWORDS WHICH IS STUPID
[22:53] Bryluen: AND A BEARD. UNDERNEATH LIES A GOOD LOOKING GUY BUT NOOOOOO
[22:54] Bryluen: 'ooh my name's haradmir, I'm going to put wings on my head and get drunk and abuse my son. occasionally I'll kill shit but let's face it, I'm too fabulous to do that full time’
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"I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THE TOILET SEAT SENATOR FARSWAG"

re: Long time no see

Dayuuuuum, Blastoise would snap me like a fudging twig. Is that what happens when you take his shell off?

(Your Photoshop skills are legendary - I'd reply with something suitable but my laptop's broken goddamnit. One day I'll make Nidoqueen a female bodybuilder, one day...)

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[22:52] Bryluen: I HATE YOUUUUUUU!
[22:52] Haradmir: I HATE YOU!
[22:52] Bryluen: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING AND IMPOSSIBLE AND NORTHERN AND YOU HAVE TWO SWORDS WHICH IS STUPID
[22:53] Bryluen: AND A BEARD. UNDERNEATH LIES A GOOD LOOKING GUY BUT NOOOOOO
[22:54] Bryluen: 'ooh my name's haradmir, I'm going to put wings on my head and get drunk and abuse my son. occasionally I'll kill shit but let's face it, I'm too fabulous to do that full time’
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"I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THE TOILET SEAT SENATOR FARSWAG"