Wow, What A Game!

Eli Manning was en feugo!! Unconscious! Cooooool as the other side of the pillow!

Did you see that one pass? Off the back foot, across the body, across the middle of the field! Exactly like they tell you throw it! The only error he made in judgement or mechancis there was failing to throw the ball with his feet! Other than that-- PERFECT!!

Boy, I'm happy! I'm so f'n' happy right now! Whoo-hoo! I'm so happy we gave away all those draft picks to get Eli Manning, rather than taking the next available quarterback-- a no-talent nobody called Ben Rothlisberger! Hah! Ben Rothlisberger! What a douchebag! He only throws to his own receivers!

But don't worry! Manning just needs to "mature"! Because everyone knows that laughable inaccuracy can be cured through experience! It's not as if basic hand-eye coordination is essentially innnate or anything!

Good luck, Pittsburgh! You're going to need luck with that erratic idiot Ben Rothlisberger at the helm!