March 13, 2008

PRS Operatives had listening devices placed in a Garden State Supermarket in connection with a classified mission. As sometimes happens, we were surprised by the following conversation that took place in the middle of the night when there are hardly any customers in the store:

Celery: Yo, what did you think about the Eliot Spitzer thing?

Mushroom Whoâ€™s Eliot Spitzer?

Celery: Jesus, you donâ€™t know anything about the Eliot Spitzer and the prostitution ring mess?

Mushroom Nope. Donâ€™t know anything about it.

Celery: Damn, you are really ignorant. Were you raised in a cave or some shit?

Mushroom What kind of racist remark is that?

Celery: Itâ€™s not a racist remark, asshole.

Mushroom Yes it is, punk-ass bitch.

Celery: No itâ€™s not!

Mushroom Yes it is, and donâ€™t give me any of that â€œItâ€™s not easy being greenâ€ booshit either.

Celery: Speaking of shit, you were raised in it, Dickwad! Bwhahahahaha.