Likening her, in a stretch, to the “biblical Ruth” the paper takes particular joy in ridiculing her ride, a 1996 Infiniti:

The former billionaire’s wife has been reduced to driving around in a 14-year-old clunker, with a parking placard in the back seat that reads, “homebound delivery volunteer driver.”

What a loser! We can almost picture her slowly handing over a foil-wrapped tray to a terminally ill, wheelchair-bound senior citizen as her lame car turns into an oven in the Florida sun. That’ll teach you to marry a Ponzi schemer.

Ms. Madoff actually has a history of supporting charitable endeavors. A New York magazine piece about how everyone hates her noted that she was very generous philanthropically, before all this unpleasantness. Though, of course, that was all other people’s money.