= Oh my fucking god, the giraffe riddle is easy. All of you people who don't get it are stupid. [deadpan face] [laughs].

▲▼♡✿S-K-A-N-K-S✿♡▼▲.?¿

= [random icons] Skanks (as a term of endearment) [more random icons]

I like how your soo f@&$ing pretty and I'm jello xx and how u try so hard to get out of P.E funny as... Just thought I'd post a pic of my sexy cat on ur page

= (To a friend) It amuses me how you're so fucking pretty and it makes me jealous [kisses]. It also amuses me how you try so hard to get out of P.E. class, ass. Just thought I'd post a picture of my sexy cat on your facebook page.

Tap dat c: x Haha so sexxaaayyy! You should dp this beitch;)

= I would have sex with you [funny face] [kiss] [laughs] You're so sexy! You should make this picture your profile/default picture.

Like for dp rate(: xoxo kisses.

= Like my status and I will rate your profile picture [smiley face] [hugs and kisses]

✿ Shheeiitt Beeiittcchhh!¿¿ ✿

= Shit bitch?! (as in, what the fuck girl friend?)

Hollaaaa;) Hahaha lol lolza made my day girls! So true! Ily b@b3z xxx

= Holla (Hello) [winky face] [laughs several times] This made my day girls! It is so true! I love you babes [kisses]

Ingnooree My headdd bandd.. Its falling off ahhahaha fail;)

= Everyone, please disregard my headband as it is falling off of my head [laughs] this is a fail [winky face]

hahahhahahar i remember on friday we was walking home from school and you were saying bye to cat and them then you smashed your self against the pole hahahahahar MEMORIES ((:

= [laughs] I remember on Friday when we were walking home from school, and you were saying goodbye to a cat (or, a person named Cat) and not paying attention to where you were walking, and you walked into a pole [laughs] It was a very funny moment that I will continue to laugh about into the future [smiley face]