T is out of country. I was sent a PM waaaaay back on the old board about how shim was going to the Far East on a job related project and would be absent from our presence till around the late Feb--early Mar timeframe.

I miss her stories, like the giant magnet that ripped out her nipple rings. Ahhh, them's gud stries. Mostly though, I wonder what she will say about our blushing Queen and how she may try to overthrow him.

And Totem makes my back hurt from laughing, although I can usually manage not to spray my computer screen with coffee. I have an ounce of restaint, but just an ounce.

Has anyone noticed that Spence has been away too, since Thundra's gone?

When we voted Thundra in as Most Everything I figured one of two things was going to happen: Either he'd go nuts like the Thundra of yore and get banned or he'd disappear because he had proven to himself what he thought all along-- we are sheep willing to be slaughtered.

Turns out that he chose Door #2 and we aren't worth his time any longer. Makes sense when you think about it. Thundra has always liked to... manipulate people, and with the gift of literacy and good typing skills set out to do so.

And succeeded admirably.

I imagine we will get a visit every so often, but having mined anything and everything that he coveted from us, that vein has run dry. He's gone off and is claimjumping someone else's board now.

Two reasons: you are too much an egotist to allow that, and Thundra couldn't take weeks and weeks of your style of posting. Not sayin' it's bad, it's just that Thundra, like me, has a compulsion to make 20-40 word long sentences-- a facet of your writing style which you sorely lack.

Why don't you take your lips, form them into an oval position, then step over to me, kneel down in front of me, unbutton my pants, slowly unzip them, then place your quivering, *****-like lips on my Bob Dobbs, and then proceed to move your head up and down, your mouth acting as the "valve" to my "piston".