The dozen stations cover a multitude of different sweat scenarios. 80's Cardio is great for flailing your arms in the air, touching your toes, and smiling a lot. Electronic Cardio makes me feel like I'm inside Tron, and also running inside Tron—and healthier because of it. Classic Rock Power Workout is great if you're lifting giant blocks of concrete or triumphantly jogging up a hill. There's even soothing yoga music! With all the time you'll save from having to cobble together a playlist, you can spend more time making yourself healthier and more beautiful. And listening to ads!

Many of these stations would also make decent backdrops for sex. Particularly Electronic Cardio. Ungg tss ungg tss ungg tss ungg tss. [Pandora]