"Maybe this person is a radical, alt-Left, anti-American, socialist, Progressive who simply self-identifies as a pet dog. I mean, if people can self-identify their own preferred gender regardless of the objective reality of science and biology, on what basis can prohibiting someone from self-identifying his or her own species and acting accordingly be considered out of bounds and over the top? Local Progressive Democrats could just mandate the issuance of pooper scoopers to every resident—at taxpayer expense, of course."