You’re all probably aware that The Grand Budapest Hotel, the centrepiece of Wes Anderson’s most recent movie, is not a real hotel.

But that hasn’t stopped plenty of you from taking to TripAdvisor to pass comment on it.

So much so that the fictional establishment has somehow amassed 72 reviews on the ever-popular travel website – with users praising the hotel’s opulence and attentiveness of the staff – especially the lobby boy and concierge Gustave H, played in the film by Ralph Fiennes.

According to the site, the hotel is also the top place to stay in the republic of Zubrowka – which isn’t surprising given the fact the place doesn’t actually exist.

Here’s what all you jokers had to say about your ‘stay’:

‘My word what a splendid time was had by all…it really was champers all the way! Zubrowka is one of my favourite little countries and I do so look forward to spending time with Zero Moustafa and reminiscing about the good old days with Gustave…although he did steal some jewels of mine of course. Not to worry…what are a few diamonds between friends?’

(Eleanor H)

‘Can’t say I have ever had a better experience than here, at the Grand Budapest. The young Lobby Boy anticipated my every need. Concierge was wonderful, though my grandmother seemed to become a bit overly fond of the man…hmmm…. Lovely rooms, great service. I couldn’t ask for more!’

(Steven V)

‘Absolutely loved my stay in The Grand Budapest Hotel! Not every day you get Ralph Fiennes to be your concierge, you know… unfortunately, during our stay an old lady in the room next day was murdered (The police thought the concierge did it, but, to be honest, we thought it was the lobby boy). Anyway, I would recommend this place…’

(just_yana)

‘My only complaint is the the staff seem to be living in a different century- no one could find me an iphone lightning cable nor did they know what an iphone was. Also, the internet connection was almost non-existent. Zero was a great help though & he had many great ideas- he seemed a little bit deluded at times but that must be the altitude.’

(TheSamSolomon)

Unfortunately not everyone was quite so impressed:

‘I was located in the smallest, emptiest, greyest room. No memory foam. Can’t ask for a second pillow. No free wi-fi, and when you pay for it, connection is terrible. Better a phone call or some good ol’ morse.’

(yumiyoshi)

‘Everything smelled like smoke, and I’m pretty sure there were bullet holes in the hallway!? That and the “bathing pools” were a bunch of moldy bathtubs and a guy who stood around waiting to hose people down. I’ve never seen anything weirder, and I’m not some country bumpkin.’