Famed “Real Barbie” Valeria Lukyanova has been posing with her family, revealing that her claim that her striking resemblance to a plastic doll is down to “good DNA” may be true after all – although others merely marvel at the quantity of makeup and Photoshop the tribe seemingly has access to…

As usual the pictures may be disturbing (with the possible exception of her cat, which seems normal):

..I’m a man and frankly she looks absolutely terrible. 3/10 would-not-bang, to put it blunt. Make-up is blegh to begin with, and she’s buried under it. She’s thin enough I’d fear breaking her in half, she has a giant forehead and some flat-ass wig-looking-hair (and a flat ass, for that matter). Some horrible breasts. And to top it all off, I’m just not into blondes.

Worse yet, her greatest crime is the sort of personality (or lack thereof) she invariably must have to pursue this sort of vanity. Narcissism? The idea of being with her wouldn’t even cross my mind. I’d look twice in passing only for how bizarre she looks.

Ah, Sankaku Complex… A web totally about Japanese Culture. And just to quote Artefact:
“The site’s content is intended to be of interest to an ‘otaku’ audience, not to be solely limited to ‘otaku’ content. Thus China, console and technology news and so on feature heavily.” OH, AND PLASTIC GIRLS FROM RUSSIA.

Barbie’s origins actually trace back to life sized sex dolls commissioned by Hitler for the use of his troops. He was concerned about how more of his troops were being put out of action by STDs than resistance fighters.

100% fucking serious. Watched an hour long documentary on it. Try looking it up maybe.