These are great. I stumbled upon Simon The Cat when we were watching our nephew one day, and he loved these. The one where Simon tries to eat the frog was his favorite, it's probably the hardest I've ever heard him laugh.

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These are great. I stumbled upon Simon The Cat when we were watching our nephew one day, and he loved these. The one where Simon tries to eat the frog was his favorite, it's probably the hardest I've ever heard him laugh.

Cheers BBP, the cat took me by surprise and I exhaled coffee out of my nose........great stuff......the cat needs his/her own thread

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" "Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops."

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That looks like a young Russian Tortoise. I've got one that's about 12" long and 8" wide. His names Lightnin'. Very cool pet. I found him walking down the street in Davis about 5 yrs. ago and I even have an add in the local paper trying to get him a play date. He gets lonely in the springtime!

Miss, Yes Doug, laughter is contagious miss, very good Doug,Miss Miss Yes Kiirk, Plook has a cold he is contagious, excellent Kiirk, any body else,Miss Miss Miss yes Plook, our neighbour is contagious, he's painting his house with a one inch paint brush, my dad says it's going to take the cunt ages......

Miss, Yes Doug, laughter is contagious miss, very good Doug,Miss Miss Yes Kiirk, Plook has a cold he is contagious, excellent Kiirk, any body else,Miss Miss Miss yes Plook, our neighbour is contagious, he's painting his house with a one inch paint brush, my dad says it's going to take the cunt ages......

Well done volcano head

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Miss, Yes Doug, laughter is contagious miss, very good Doug,Miss Miss Yes Kiirk, Plook has a cold he is contagious, excellent Kiirk, any body else,Miss Miss Miss yes Plook, our neighbour is contagious, he's painting his house with a one inch paint brush, my dad says it's going to take the cunt ages......

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