The Daily News...

And this little news item that didn’t make the front page,concerning the fourth place winner in this year’s,“San Rio Song Festival”:It' s a tune written by a pottery maker from El Cindo and the title is:“Twas scatological humor,That started up the rumor,That humans’ most important parts,Are wrinkled by design.”

Morality is what they call the last actin a three act play.(As always, if you know the “secret address,”you can write and they won’t send you a program.)

If you know just how to look at it,from the right vantage point,Everything in the Secondary world is funny.

Silence can be an impenetrable shield,in certain City areas.

I wanted to tell you abut my favorite little person of the year,a guy I met not far from here, who said the only thing any longer bothering himat all was the question of, “Who do I thank?”