Peach. Ah, Princess damn Peach. We never will know who the hell she is... Well, heres something I found:So, Bowser, you know, "captures" her in EVERY Mario platformer game, and Mario rescues her. But, in the time it takes for Mario to get to world 8, what is Bowser doing with Peach? There's basically a Koopaling for most of the games now... So... what DOES Bowser do with her...Bowser... It seems... Has lost Koopa virginity.o_o

For the audience. For Mario. Who ARE the Koopalings mom? And who's BOWSERS mom?!? WTF!In Super Mario Sunshine, I heard, Bowser tells Bowser Jr. that Peach is Bowser Jr.s Mamma. But in the end, when Mario rescues Peach (for like the bajillionth time!) Bowser Jr. says, "Daddy, is Peach really my Momma?" And dude, i think one of them starts crying or something, and Bowser shakes his head and says "No."