The voting for this competition has ended.The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 13

After many years loyal service Travis weren't impressed with his leaving gift

zen

Percentage of vote= 23%

Hey guys

Have you any idea what this thing is supposed to do, i brought it out of the readers digest lucky dip catalog, i was hoping it was a sink unblocker.

LINZY

Percentage of vote= 23%

'From the boys in number 7 platoon, with love. Awww, you guys!'

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 8%

Travis: Damn, how's the "did I fire five, or did I fire six" line going to work with this thing?!

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%

Travis: I don't care if I need a test for Bowel Cancer! There's no way I am sticking this up my rectum

Reesoid

Percentage of vote= 8%

trooper: he'll have someones eye out with that if he's not carefull.

majorspurtybicuit

Percentage of vote= 8%

Travis: Instructions for use,

1. Make sure an adult is present at all times2. Aim away from face3. If a gun doesn't seem to work, don't attempt to re-load it. Stand back for a while. If you can reach it with a hose or bucket without getting too close, douse it with water. 4. Do not at any time attempt to make your own firng noises5. Store in a cool, dry place6. Keep away from children

Have you any idea what this thing is supposed to do, i brought it out of the readers digest lucky dip catalog, i was hoping it was a sink unblocker.

LINZY

trooper: he'll have someones eye out with that if he's not carefull.

majorspurtybicuit

His team having only won two crystals so far, Travis would deal harshly with whoever failed the next game in the Crystal Maze

Cockroach Boy

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Harry

Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!

Terrance

I'm really impressed!

Tyra

Travis held a military memorial service for his dead Tamogotchi...

Harry

Travis: "Damn, it's out of ping-pong balls..."

Futsie

Big Brother prepares for a mass eviction of all house-mates

Travis: " This will give the public something to moan about"

zen

Travis was confused on how the new hair drier conected to the hats on his troopers heads, after getting it back home and finding the box was missing the instructions.

LINZY

After many years loyal service Travis weren't impressed with his leaving gift

Travis: This Gay-Dar machine seems to be pointing directly at me.Trooper: That explains why your bodyguards are wearing make up then.

Last Caption Hero

Travis: My breathaliser tells me you're drunk while on duty, how do you answer that then trooper?Trooper: I clocked out half an hour ago sir.

Last Caption Hero

Travis: According to my breathaliser Trooper you are six times over the alcohol legal limit.I'll have to charge you with drink driving. How do you answer that then eh, eh?Trooper: I came on the bus sir.

Last Caption Hero

Damm i^ve just found out from b&q,that this gun that i brought last week is now out of date, and to make it worst it was 20% off day yesterday on all guns.

LINZY

Travis "It's helmet or gun. I'll take that."

Ron

'From the boys in number 7 platoon, with love. Awww, you guys!'

Cockroach Boy

Travis: Aha, the new hair dryers are here at last... No longer will my mutoids have to wear those ridiculous hats... mwa-ha-hahahaaa!

Futsie

Travis: Damn, how's the "did I fire five, or did I fire six" line going to work with this thing?!

Futsie

Travis: Instructions for use,

1. Make sure an adult is present at all times2. Aim away from face3. If a gun doesn't seem to work, don't attempt to re-load it. Stand back for a while. If you can reach it with a hose or bucket without getting too close, douse it with water. 4. Do not at any time attempt to make your own firng noises5. Store in a cool, dry place6. Keep away from children

Zaius

Trooper: "You hold it the other way, sir."

Blake Was Right

Travis: I don't care if I need a test for Bowel Cancer! There's no way I am sticking this up my rectum

Reesoid

"This is a superglue gun. Didn't I tell you not to superglue your helmets on you muppets!"

JAL

Travis: Crucifixion? Gooood

Gootbey

Travis: 'Cold fish? There must be something wrong with this love tester.

Trapped in on of Cockroach Boy's more fetishistic fantasies, Travis was going to have to shoot his way out...

Cockroach Boy

Travis: What's this, made in Taiwan?

zapdog

Ever the disciplinarian, Travis punished failure with instant glueing to the nearest wall.

Cockroach Boy

'Oh. It was a gun in your pocket after all'

Cockroach Boy

Due to budgetary constraints, the kitchen staff were now forced to undergo basic weapons training too. "Ooh, it looks just like a big black cake decorator, space commander.""Yes, it - What? I'm a field officer, not one of your decorative cakes."

Angloalpha

Hmmm , got it off EBAY you say huh ,let`s test it , shoot that mutoid on my left.

Magic Pebble

Travis: "As I was saying, we all have to learn to live with disappointment"