If you can't see through the white, that's the entirety of the US East Coast.

Hurricane Sandy was a Category 2 hurricane and at the time it occurred was the second most costly natural disaster in US history. It caused severe devastation and loss of life in the Caribbean and parts of the eastern United States (and a few problems in Canada for anyone who was paying attention). According to certain people, God sent it on its path of destruction presumably out of anger towards the U.S. because of the amount of decency gays and atheists are treated with there, though his decision lacked foresight as it may have cost his preferred candidate the 2012 United States presidential election. One cannot help but wonder as to the amount of confusion agnosticbisexuals give the weather pattern.

All in all, God's pre-emptive attack against the U.S. was not unwarranted: a week later gays won (by popular vote!) the ability to get hitched in threemorestates,[1] and a proposed gay marriage-banning amendment to a fourth state's constitution was voted against. Further retribution can be forecasted in the future if the U.S. continues to slip down this very slippery slope.

As all decent Americans know, Mitt Romney was on the wide and clear road to winning the Presidency before Sandy hit. Unfortunately for him, the storm interrupted his campaign and gave his opponent a chance to make a comeback and look poised and dapper as ever as he took the helm, guided his countrymen through the crisis and even formed an unlikely bromance in the process.

God probably didn't intend any of this: while he couldn't have been thrilled at the prospect of a Mormon in the White House, it's a better alternative to the evilMuslimHinduatheist or Antichrist who's currently filling the position. But hey, that's what happens when you make rash, impulsive decisions out of anger.