It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

Gwyneth and her Coldplay hubby married in 2003 and have mostly lived in England during that time.

We had heard she wanted to remain in El Lay, where they have recently spent time, but he wasn't having it.

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LOL ! This is RICH ! Little Miss Perfect can't keep a man ! Even he got tired of her holier than thou/ better than you persona ! Thing with 'Goop' Or ' Crap '…or WHATEVER her nick name is, is, well, she thinks her sh*t don't stink, but her farts give her away ! LOL ! This is rich… I must say…we are GLOATING !

He'll be with some hot HollyWood starlet inside of two months…she will 'date' a succession of guys over a period of two years, until finally she gets some lame-brained weak latent homo type with $$$ who will do what she says….. again, THIS IS RICH !

Asians can hear, and see what you’re visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
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Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
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All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don’t want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
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Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, it works if you try enough!!! Also look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
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PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

Cheating multiple times will do that to a gal. Gwen, maybe if you could keep your legs closed, your mouth shut, and get rid of the attitude you would keep a man. BTW, how was that MARRIED lawyer in bed, Rick Yorn? How about the other guys, maybe the should be listed, and mentioned to so Yorn doesn't get all the credit? *wink wink*

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SO pretentious…."conscious uncoupling" !!!??? So divorce or separation is "accidental" or "unconscious"???? Her and her hindi gurus…. Call a frog a frog! Good for him. Never liked her, always thought she thought too highly of herself AND her eager talent. Don't care who her mom is or who her dad was SHE has always been obnoxious. "This trinket box is only $5,000! Perfect for your living room…." Ugh.

Shane Redway -- a Canadian rapper and close friend of Drake's -- was killed early Saturday morning in a car crash. He was just 26 years old.

Redway and two others were killed when their car lost control, struck a guardrail and burst into flames. The crash occurred around 4am outside Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It's unclear who was behind the wheel. Police are investigating the crash.

Drake took to Instagram to remember Redway, posting two different tributes.