O'reilly:"The psychiatrist said 'If I had some extacy maybe I'd do it with you.' I read the manuscript."

Jess:"He didn't say that, you lying twerp. I have the manuscript right here."

O'reilly:"Ok, read it."
Jess:"He said: '...If I had some, maybe I'd do it with somebody, but I don't.' In fact, in your book you condone drug use by equating a model student smoking a joint to a brain surgeon sipping on the bubbly while not on call.' "