Barstool Expert: Everything you need to know about pies

The Inapub Barstool Expert is always ready with an informed opinion on any subject.

5th March 2019

In British Pie Week (Monday March 4 to Sunday March 10), so we've asked our Barstool Expert to tell us everything he knows about pies...

Who ate all the pies?

What's with the body-shaming? You're not so slim and sylphlike yourself.

That wasn't an insult, it was a genuine question.

Which I imagine you're now going to answer yourself at great length?

Well, I'll tell you who ate all the pies. And you can forget your lazy stereotypes about Northerners, because a hungryhouse.co.uk survey in 2017 found people in London and Bristol ordered an average of 10 pies a year, more than twice the number consumed up north.