At least, they were the last time we ate from a friend's
special jar of orange marmalade and hallucinated that we were
fucking and licking the toes of red and blue nymphettes
(Inari Vachs, Mikki Taylor) in the Hog & Sweat Bakery, or
following a funny-looking dwarf to an orgy.

Oh, wait, we have followed Scotty Schwartz around somewhere,
but we really don't remember the top hat and red
waistcoat....

We hasten to mention that it's not at all clear how Sunset
Thomas gets from her boring birthday party to getting picked
up on Mulholland Drive by Eric Price in his Caddy for a
"trip" to the Looking Glass Motel, where the action takes
place. Call it poetic license - or possibly someone's
been using the hookah featured so prominently in Sin City's
ad - but in any case, this psychedelic send-up of Alice in
Wonderland hits the mark in just about every area.

Take that orgy, for instance. Actually, it's a
three-couple scene, with Nina Hartley cowgirling Ian Daniels,
Teri Starr facing the other way on Alec Metro, and Jill Kelly
continuously b.j.ing Tony Martino, and the camera captures
the action well, with few annoying intercuts.

Sunset herself gets two scenes, though in the first, she
mostly just helps T.T. Boy keep his cock inside Violet Love
during reverse cowgirl. Of course, if the footage had
been there, we'd gladly have spent a lot more time watching
Sunset's hips swivel as Violet eats her snatch. Quelle
dommage. Sunset also gets the finale, where she's
"devirginated" (yeah, sure) by Eric Price, with Gina Ryder
and Mia Smiles helping suck him, and later, each other, as
Eric rides Sunset's ass horsie style.

White Rabbit gets a pre-nom for Best Video, since every scene
is eminently watchable, the art direction nostalgic and the
camera-work "right on," and a Best Music nod for the zippy
soundtrack by the Zen Cowboys and Louie Aqua Verde.