I’ve wasted many a paycheck on useless crap. Did I need a Snuggie? Have I actually watched my Criterion Collection version of “Short Cuts”? Will those “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” action figures ever turn a profit? Today, I’ve once again found myself fiddling with a checkbook, angling for a piece of Hollywood — but this time, there is no doubt in my mind that the price is worth it!

EBay is currently running an auction where you can dine with Don Draper, aka Jon Hamm, brunch with Paul Rudd, split an app with Nathan Fillion or grab a martini with John Slattery! Basically you’ve stepped into one of my more elaborate dreams.

But if those boys aren’t your cup of tea, director Kevin Smith, “Step By Step’s” Patrick Duffy, David Schwimmer and Julianna Margulies have also donated their time to the organization. Interestingly, the two highest bids so far are for Kevin Smith ($3,050) and Nathan Fillion ($1,026).

So, if you feel like throwing your checkbook into the ring, head over to eBay — but be warned: if we get into a bidding war, you will lose!