Ketchup!!!!! Smack her upside the head for me. Thast what would have happened to me if I did that when I was a kid. My son inlaw puts that stuff on everything. Ughhh :!: I won't even put it on french fries. I use Tarter Sauce or Mayo with Wasabi powder.

The ketchup reminds me of an episode of "Chef" once where, even without tasthing his food, a patron wanted salt and pepper. Well, Chef overheard this and went ballistic ... explained that the food had been prepared with the utmost of care to be seasoned correctly - and he was going to go back into the kitchen and throw himself on his knife .. or something like that. After the hostess urged the patron a little more to try a taste he agreed it was perfect. With a smile of accomplishment on her face she asked, "now, is there anything else I can get for you" - to which the gentleman's female dining partner saked, "Can I get some mustard?"