Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Release The Bats

Hey Mr. Ailes, I made this video to remind you how photogenic I still am and if you'll help me with my cosmetic surgery bills, I'll do a deal to work for you for say, only 2 Million a year!Perhaps she'll have to leave before her term is up? That's how this shit usually goes down, one grain of sand, then another and then the entire damn sand castle gets swept away.....What ever, good by and good riddance. Who'll be the next in line?excuse me.....

thank you for accommodating my unseemly enthusiasm....

With sort of creepy digitized patriotic background music, a frozen smile and vague generalities, she paints herself as a victim and tells us all that she isn't leaving because of the mounting ethical scandals gaining momentum and the very distinct possibility that she couldn't win another term, but

hey, Michelle, you never really said why you are leaving. Maybe to go hang out with Toronto Mayor Ron Ford and smoke some of that conservative crack he's been pushing? Marcus is going to freak, having Michelle underfoot all day long. Gonna crimp that boys style.

In case you are confused as to why I think Michelle is flat out Bat Shit Crazy, you can read a few of the reasons, after the break:

1. Bachmann peddled a dangerous anti-vaccine conspiracy. Bachmann pushed the disproved theory that the vaccine for HPV — which prevents cervical cancer — can cause mental retardation. That misinformation has had a wide and lasting impact: Vaccination rates are still remarkably low, and experts blame figureheads like Bachmann who communicated misleading information to the public.

2. Bachmann called being gay ‘personal enslavement.’ On the issue of LGBT rights, Bachmann has a long record of either mocking gay and trans (like when she said she’d mistaken ex-gay therapy for anti-aging therapy, ‘pray away the grey‘). But when she isn’t mocking sexual orientation, she has treated it more like a mental disorder. Famously, Bachmann once said, “It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say this is gay. It’s anything but gay. [...] Because if you’re involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it’s bondage. Personal bondage, personal despair, and personal enslavement. And that’s why this is so dangerous.”

3. Bachmann considers climate climate change ‘a hoax.’ While experts warn that global climate change is already set to have a lasting impact on our environment, Bachmann calls climate change “all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.” She also cast doubt on the entire field of climate science. At a town hall in her district, Bachmann informed constituents that climate science is not “real science” but “manufactured science.”

4. Bachmann led an Islamophobic witch hunt. Last year, Bachmann sought to “expose” members of the Muslim Brotherhood within the U.S. government. The totally unfounded witch hunt was essentially Bachmann’s personal indictment of one of then-Sec. of State Hillary Clinton’s aides, Huma Abedin, but it also served to fuel anti-Muslim bigotry. Bachmann’s fellow party members came out against her, with Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) slamming her on the Senate floor for her “unwarranted and unfounded attack.”

5. Bachmann claimed Obamacare would ‘literally’ kill people. In a screed against Obamacare on the House floor, Bachmann warned that the law “literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens.” She also questioned, in an interview with a fringe website that peddles conspiracy theories, whether Obamacare would allow the IRS to “deny or delay access to health care” for conservatives.

6. Bachmann told the American people that Iran had plans to nuke the U.S. During a presidential debate on the issue of national security, Bachmann falsely claimed that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had laid out plans to bomb the United States with a nuclear weapon.

7. Bachmann called on the American media to investigate ‘anti-American’ politicians. Bachmann’s first witch hunt of her career was against her own colleagues in Congress. In 2008, Bachmann told MSNBC’s Chris Matthews that she hoped the media would investigate Democratic members of Congress, including Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV). “I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress,” she said, “and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America?”

8. Bachmann wanted to ban all porn. As part of her crusade for conservative values, Bachmann has pushed to ban “all forms of pornography.” This is actually contradictory to the Tea Party’s focus on the constitution, given the fact that pornography clearly falls within First Amendment right to freedom of expression.

There’s no definitive word yet on what Bachmann will do next, but she closed out her video announcement with a promise to remain involved in politics. “Looking forward, after the completion of my term, my future is full, it is limitless, and my passions for America will remain,” she said.

2 comments:

Hello Microdot,I cannot tell you what a pleasant surprise it was to wake up and hear the news that Bimbo Bitch Bachmann would be gone from the voting members of Congress.

Of course it does not surprise me that her extremism has led to her ethics investigation. She lived by Barry Goldwater’s statement, “Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice!”

I would also warn to those whom tout the Tea Party / Ultra Extreme Reactionary Conservatism, “Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Absolute power does corrupt, and those who seek it must be suspect and must be opposed.”

These poor mindless drones are being misled into their own Working Middle Class destruction.

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