CBS has laid down the law, placing a ban on puffy vagina skin, butt cracks, and more…

Yes, that’s right — the powers that be have decreed that there shall be no boobs, butts, or other naughty bits (aka: fun stuff) at the 2013 Grammys … which got us thinking: we bet there have been some pretty shocking wardrobe choices at the Grammy Awards shows of yore, right? AMIRITE??

We am rite, indeed, because looky here: photographic evidence that The Grammys used to be the bestest awards show of the year, at least fashion-wise — chock full o’ boobs, butts, and other blessed lady lumps.