Frank Lampard

Lampard and a few Chelsea teammates once got fined for, well, the news report says it so much better.

"Four Chelsea footballers have been fined by their club for drunkenly abusing grieving Americans at a Heathrow hotel 24 hours after the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon.

"Some team members went on a five-hour drinking binge - culminating in their stripping naked and vomiting in public. The players, who were said to have been ejected from the third pub they had visited, shouted, laughed, threw peanuts and reportedly abused other guests."

Why MLS?

Lampard supports the Conservative Party in Great Britain. Wouldn't you love to see him become one of those Obama birthers in America?

Suggested Club

Somewhere in Texas so he can be among political kindred spirits. Let's say FC Dallas.

Robinho

“My dream is to win the World Cup and then to enjoy having sex. After all of the effort, I think I will have deserved it. I feel good, enjoying myself and I’m going to dedicate all my goals to my family.”