All of this begs the question: what sort of errands would a Charlie Sheen intern be forced to run? Related: what’s that kid going to do when CBS inevitably takes Two and Half Men off the air?

Charlie Sheen signed his first deal for his much publicized Twitter sponsorships: Internships.com of all places. The not wholly original tweet,” “I’m looking to hire a #Winning INTERN with #TigerBlood,” yesterday afternoon.

Sheen inked a deal with Ad.ly earlier this month, the priciest deal in the advertising startup’s history. Sheen has the eyeballs, of course. The actor-turned-trainwreck has more than two million followers, after launching his account on March 1st, and is recognized by Guinness World Records as the Twitter user with the fastest growing account.