11.30.2009

"I'm such a physical person, action-film work came natural...Even at 5 years old, I was watching Sarah Connor. If you fucking switched the channel to The Last Unicorn, I would've been like, 'Ah, Jesus--just find your way home, you fucking unicorn!'"

White house party crashers? Now, I don't want to say that this was done on purpose. But I hope the unemployment line gets a little longer after these shenanigans. Because, clearly someone didn't care enough to do their jobs.

I mean seriously, there is security and list readers located right here in Manhatten, at certain clubs (in Hell's Kitchen) that do a better job than the seceret service of keep people out. Have you ever gotten into Diddy's White party? Exactly. This...is a sad, sad joke...and there needs to be sad, sad consequences.

Produced in honor 10th anniversary of The Maxtrix, LegoMatrix is a frame-accurate, stop-motion animated recreation of the famous bullet time scene using legos. The video features 900 frames from the film and took 440 hours to create.

As much as I love this, I cant seem to get over the fact that it's the Matrix's 10thanniversary. It was literally on AMC last week. I watched it. A-M-god-damn-C, along with Lassie and M*A*S*H. The Matrix?

I saw it. I loved it (for what it was...a bloody gore fest of blood). I love Ninjas. I love Ninjas vs everyone else. I could give you a real review, but instead I will discuss a few Ninja truths that I walked out of the theater with.

Ready. Seta. Go:

1. All ninjas are not Asian. However, the good ones, are.

2. Ninja have an unlimited supply of ninja stars.

3. Ninja clans roll very, very, very deep...like unlimited.

4. You cannot do Ninja moves, when your fingers have been cut off. Fact.

This is some entertaining sh*t. Funny email exchange between David (the client) and Simon (the freelance).

Hello David,

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

It might be real...it might be fake, but it's definitely implying that "people who wear sunglasses are assholes." Not butter face, but straight up butt faces. Like, your face...is an ass. Ehhhh...I want to say they are wrong. But they are kinda right. Ha, and now all my fashion readers have unsubscribed to me. And all my ugly readers that hide behind their shades of glory too.

Oh wait, what fashion readers?

I kid. I kid. But really this idea should not have left the agency. Especially without more than a headline.

OK, lets just dive right back into it. The Turkey was good and so was the company( a little drama-perhaps a failed engagement), but I miss the crazy that is other peoples thoughts. FOX news reported a gem recently. They are claiming that the new prime time show "V" is in some way mocking the liberal agenda, in particular President Obama admirers.

Here's my thought.....have you seen the show? I'm aware it a remake of some old cult classic or something, but the plot is about as complicated and interesting as an old piece of belly button lint. If this is the best Obama bashing one can think to deliver then we should all be join the priesthood. The show is about a reptile alien race that is trying to take over the world by gaining human trust. Can we take a second to appreciate the simple discrimination of comparing Aliens to the President of the United States on national tv?

Yawn. How about some semi relevant and believable news. Or is Julia from LOST and Morris Chestnut giving away O'Riellyhandjobsandwiches and i dint get a memo? I hate when that happens.

(via twitter): "I'll tell you ONE BITCH I'm gonna knck [sic] out next time I see her is CONAN O'BITCH O'BRIAN..that guy acts like I bit his dick off...

Obrien:

"My penis is not on the Weight Watchers diet--I looked it up. She can have a shake, one slice of wheat bread and then a sensible penis."

Person of the day returns to give kudos to Conan's zinger. I actually witnessed this live (via tv). And my girlfriend actually gasped and gave a "not acceptable" look...which means that it was a reallyREALLY good joke. He devoted like 2 segments to getting at her. I tell you...where's Travolta and the talking babies when you need them.

I guess, alot of things happened at the AMAs last night. To be honest....I accidentally stumbled upon it and I changed the channel to look at cartoons. I have the week off (so I've been watching TV all day), and everyone is talking about people falling and looking a fool. But most of all, the world is a-gasp over American Idols- Adam Lambert. I refuse to actually look into it. But I find these pics highly entertaining. Read about it here. If you want.

I actual ("Gay-people-being-over-the-top") entertainment story of the week...is the Miss Gay Brazil awards. Only if more pageants were like this...

11.20.2009

"You must have something to give you balance. Better it be another person than a thing. A place is good, too. But no matter what or whom it may be, remember that all of this is fleeting. Most of all, remember that YOU may be that person for someone else."

I'm not sure what's more entertaining.....a t-rex eatting the Jesus fish, or the fact that the t-rex is holding the Jesus fish with it's little baby arms. Hahahaha. Oh boy. Get it, put it on your car drive around down south and see how many Christians confront you.

Lacoste goes international with their new (to me) campaign that tells "Croc Myths" from around the world. Each spot is dedicated to a world region and tells the story of the Croc in perspective to that culture. It seems like Lacoste employed different artist for different spot, so they all have their own feel and quality. But the voice over talent is always a Frenchman. It's smart...it's different...and it's whimsical- especially the African one. This is the first fashion ad I've seen in a long time that actually tries to speak to and about the brand. It's something more than fabric and a crocodileemblem. Welcome Lacoste, to a little thing I like to call "Having an Idea."

hey everyone. its been a while since ive done one of these but that's because i was out shopping for new things and then was stuntin on the streets to find out if it was a success.

Now that fall is coming to an end, I'm still going for that sophisticate motorcyclist look but now more refined with a wild side.

I highly suggest wearing this ensem with the mara hoffman coat or something with a similar shape. With this on, you will feel like lady of the night and BAM! once you take it off you will reveal how sexy you look in the body hugging skirt and leopard print blouse.

add simple jewelery to the ears and a unique piece to the wrist. no necklace. Oh and i might tuck the blouse in a little.

You know how I do. I get obsessed with movies and then post everything I can find about them. Here's another Alice in Wonderland Poster. I have to say, I definitely like the cute version of the caterpillar Disney created more. This one is kinda... nightmare-ish.

1. Anyone alive in the 90's who could hold a note, was trying to sing this song. Am I lying? I remember in highschool, I put together this shoddy group and we used to practise all the group love songs with dreams of making it big one day. We sounded good. But alas here I am in 2009....not a professioinal singer.

2. On another note, Throwback Thursday wants you to turn this tune on at home. Guys, sing it to your special someone tonight...even if you can't sing. Results are highly successful (studies have shown). I promise.

Thandie, Thandie, Thandie. I love the fact that she can look like an everyday girl, but then she gets glitzed and glamoured up and she looks like a freakin movie star, every god damn time. Completely gorgeous. Thoroughly talented. She is what I like to call....a not so tragic mulatto.