Heheh. I have frantically waved tiny flying insects away in the street, only to then discover there was something in my eye and there were in fact no insects present. I then tend to look grumpily at anyone who is staring at me in concern and confusion. What're you looking at!? I want to shout.

I was bushwalking with Carol a while ago, and I saw something over the other side of a gully that looked like a black cat. "Is that a cat? I asked Carol. "No, it's a burnt tree stump", she said. I looked at it again, and I saw she was right; it was obviously just a tree stump. Then it got up and walked away.

Have you ever talked to a traffic light post?I have.I was leading a buoyant discussion with the thing for a several hours when two cops came and asked me if i wanted to see their brand new station.The sun was setting down and traffic lights reflected to cops faces.While one cop's face was changing in green,yellow and red,the face of other remained illuminated in light of the morning star.''Is that Lucifer's light?''-I asked him.''Naturally,have you thought it was something else''- he answered politely while the radio from police car was playing Deutscher Girls(Adam and the Ants).

Did you ever buy an album you love and listen to it so much that next time you see the same album in a music store you buy it again thinking "OH MY GOD WHY DONT I HAVE THIS??" and end up with two of the same album?Or Three?Or Four?

I've never done that with CDs, but I've done it several times with magazines. I buy a magazine and then about a week later, I see the same one in a shop and buy it again, somehow completely forgetting I've already bought it, and it's not until a few pages in that I think, "Waaaait a minute! I've already read this!!!" (it takes a while because many of the magazines I read are trash and contain much the same content as each other)

Oh, and I frequently think I see something and it turns out it's something completely different. The other day I was sure there was a cute white cat in a window, but upon closer inspection, it turned out to just be a pile of old white clothes. Very disappointing, I must say. *constantly seeks out cats to love and steal* lol