Tuesday, October 21, 2008

40 things you'd like to say at work: (super funny)

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.3. How about never? Is never good for you?4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't CARE.14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks ?!!!20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.23. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?24. Do I look like a people person?25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses!!!35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?36. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?38. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary.39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different!

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I am a mother, a wife and a bonus mom who is loving life more than I ever have before! I found the love of my life at the age of 40 and have four bonus kids! Very fun living life with so many to love & for the first time in my life have found true love.
I am a Christian,I am a morning person, my favorite color is green. I love talking, writing, Pinterest, and I've never met a stranger! I love cooking, I am fanatical about good smells & I sell Scentsy. I love to shop, I love cleaning, and I love hanging out with my family. I feel like I'm always looking through the lens of a camera! I love taking pictures and capturing moments in our lives! People say my son probably thought his Mama was a flash of light in those first years of his life! I'm a writer, a crafter, a movie lover, an out loud sing it proud kinda girl! I try to be the best person I can be and always strive to be kind. I always look for the silver lining! I love people and I love my job! I'm just as talkative today as I was as a young girl! If you see me you'll see a smile on my face & chances are pretty good that I'll say hello even though I don't know you!