When Katy Perry Instagrammed a photo of herself [faking] a short haircut and captioned it, “asked for the Kris Jenner,” I looked the other way. When Kris Jenner Instagrammed a photo of them in front of the Statue of Liberty, I thought, “They were just at the same party! I’d probably take a photo with either one of them at a party!”

I didn’t start getting nervous until Perry appeared in Jenner’s 60th birthday video. Were these two actually friends? Did they send skull emojis to each other on Saturday mornings after drinking heavily on a Friday?

Yesterday, their relationship confirmed:

And now that Perry has been photographed in what appears to be Jenner’s kitchen, just above a caption that claims they’re now “#BFFs,” I’m scared.

Liza Minnelli did NOT smoke pot before seeing Hamilton, so quit spreading that rumor! If you haven’t heard this rumor, let me start from the very beginning. Leslie Odom Jr., a star of Broadway’s Hamilton, was a guest on Seth Meyers’s show recently, and told this story about Ms. Minnelli:

“Liza kind of shows up [to Hamilton] in a cloud of medicinal marijuana smoke . . . which only makes her cooler in my book. I’m sure it is . . . medicinal, it’s for pain.”

But after the episode aired, Minnelli’s people were quick to correct Odom’s story, and released the following statement:

“It never happened. Liza saw him in ‘Leap of Faith.’ Also, she does not smoke marijuana...[and Minnelli] saw ‘Leap of Faith’ in April 2012, so he’s way off.”