Ever wanted to see an ultra-enthusiastic Darth Vader playing a trombone salsa routine to a roomful of uninterested senior citizens? Today's your lucky day!

Stormtrooper Mime: *How was it?*Trombone Vader: Dude it's deader than the Death Star out there. Stormtrooper Mime: *Like playing Alderaan?*Trombone Vader: Worse. Plus you can smell the urine. I think one blue-hair in the front even shat!

Hit the jump for the 'SURPRISE -- heart-attacks for lunch!' in action.