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But in general, with a best man speech there's a few key points you always have to hit. Make sure to mention how hot the bride is, no seriously...she's like wicked hot, I'm not kidding. . . if my brother weren't hitting that, trust me I'd be right on it. (that type of thing)

People really like racist jokes and rape jokes at weddings. A well placed rape joke at a wedding will bring the house down.

Honest answer coming from a 3 soon to be 4 best man speech (non were my brother's wedding I was relegated to usher for both).
1. Thank both families for having everyone
2. Comment on how great the bride looks and how you have loved to get to know her then include there are few things I look forward to in life but one is to getting to know you more and being apart of both of your lives
3. Say how you met the groom if you aren't related4 say a SHORT AND I MEAN FING SHORT funny story about the groom and you being together
5 give a short and i mean fing short toast
6 hug the groom and sit the f down.

I can't stress the short and sweet mantra enough. I've seen more best man speeches ruined by the old, long, not funny, you had to be there stories that people nervously stutter out. I'll also add don't tell the audience you're nervous. It just makes you and everyone else focus on it.

When I did the best man speech at my brothers wedding I told like 5 really short punch line jokes and it killed. Just like 10 - 15 seconds each and then at the end got serious and just said some nice things about how much I liked the bride and looked forward to spending time with the both of them in the future. People were telling me it was one of the best (best man) speeches they had ever seen and i honestly did nothing special, just didn't bore the audience.

People want to laugh for a few minutes and then take a leak and grab another drink.

My longtime buddy is so close to marriage, and I have so much garbage on him. I will not hold back one bit, and especially since he is a prick of a baseball fan. I will be genuine and all that Crap, but I'm going to unleash the floodgates. I want to be as sober as a child, and make sure I ****ing leave the microphone hot and abused once I finish up the speech.

I can't stress the short and sweet mantra enough. I've seen more best man speeches ruined by the old, long, not funny, you had to be there stories that people nervously stutter out. I'll also add don't tell the audience you're nervous. It just makes you and everyone else focus on it.

When I did the best man speech at my brothers wedding I told like 5 really short punch line jokes and it killed. Just like 10 - 15 seconds each and then at the end got serious and just said some nice things about how much I liked the bride and looked forward to spending time with the both of them in the future. People were telling me it was one of the best (best man) speeches they had ever seen and i honestly did nothing special, just didn't bore the audience.

People want to laugh for a few minutes and then take a leak and grab another drink.

Yup I've seen countless ones go on and on about stories that no one was apart of and you just sit there and go wow will this end.

The man that was the best man in my wedding was great because he said 2 things about us. Said we first became friends in highschool when we had 4 classes together remind you BMD was a year ahead of me.

Then said the thing I will always remember most is sitting on BMD's porch when he moved out on friday nights cooking out and having some beers. One time he used spoiled milk in the mashed potato's I ate it because it was just like mom used to make (His parents because he's my best friend were in attendance of my wedding)