27 March 2009

Becky: Laying out a lot of money for a sword with which to cut out my intestines and (hopefully!) die

live blog12:44 "My son and I are hicks"12:46 "Here's my big fat stupid blue kimono"12:46 "Better start singing a song I made up about antidepressants"12:47-12:51 GLORIOUS NON-ROSEANNE COMMERCIALS!12:51 and beyond (projected) "Did you guys like that song? I'm going to go sit on my toilet until a few more jokes come out and I can prepare for Blonde & Bitchin' 2: Electric Heart Attack"