Friday, September 9, 2011

Barack Star went H.A.M. on the Congress

Hoping to stem the tide of poor economic news and boost his falling poll numbers, President Barack Obama proposed a $447 billion jobs plan to Congress on Thursday evening. He brought out the fire and brim stone and almost seemed like the candidate that I voted for. (I wasn't drinking the Obama kool aid in 2008).

What are the reactions by the tomatoes in the room?

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Watch the Throne Bitches, I shot Bin Laden in the Face

Power crystal lover and empty suit Mitt Romney who has somehow created new math and rewritten history said "Mr. President, you are 960 days late." Really Mitt? Did I find a job today? I don't think I did. Why don't you and your plastic hair float me a million. No? Then shut up! You don't have to worry about that because you like to take over companies, fire people and claim that you are a great businessman. Maybe that's why you were so successful in the private sector, successful for yourself. You weren't a good governor, people in Massachusetts hate you for being the arrogant little prick you are and the habit of being for something before you were against it. You're record of job creation is lackluster my Mormon cult brother, because as Governor of Massachusetts you created a mere 400,000 jobs which somehow is more than the million plus jobs that Obama created. Maybe it's the hair gel or somehow math has changed.

George Bush part 2/ Satan Incarnate Rick Perry said, "President Obama's call for nearly a half-trillion dollars in more government stimulus when America has more than $14 trillion in debt is guided by his mistaken belief that we can spend our way to prosperity.

"Like the president's earlier $800 billion stimulus program, this proposal offers little hope for millions of Americans who have lost jobs on his watch, and taxpayers who are rightly concerned that their children will inherit a mountain of debt.

"America needs jobs, smaller government, less spending and a president with the courage to offer more than yet another speech." Maybe, he heard a different speech than I heard. It was spending with *gasp* revenues, closing tax loopholes and trying to help the small business owners, etc...but Perry wouldn't know...the bill requires reading and D and F students don't or are unwilling to read.

Jon Huntsman, our Conservative in rational clothing, and the other power crystal magic under wearer, but who subscribes to every insane policy that the so called "cranks" believe in stated, "President Obama has failed. It's time for America to compete again. We did it in Utah and we can do it for America." Utah? The place where it's OK to marry your sister, and have as many wives as you want? Isn't that the place where anyone can declare themselves a prophet and build a temple with girls dressed like pilgrims running around who happen to be on public assistance? Let me roll with the so called Muslim that wants to bankrupt the country.

Category 5 Moron Michelle gave her typical nonsensical response: I stand here tonight to say to the President, not only should Congress not pass your plan, I say, "stop; your last plan hasn't worked, it's hurting the American economy." Instead of temporary fixes, do what has proved to work in the past, permanent pro growth policies that are driven by the free market."

These are not good times for the American people. Our patience for speeches, gimmicks and excuses has run out. (With you as president, the times will be much worse, as in the end of days)

The only remedies the President knows are temporary, government directed fixes. And even if the President's plan passes, we already know it will fail. In practice, we haven't paid for his last trillion dollar jobs program and now his latest plan would have us embrace potentially over $400 billion in new government spending! Spending taxpayer dollars on extending unemployment benefits has proved to add only 25 cents to GDP for every dollar we spend. Even the President's new economic advisor agrees that extending unemployment benefits discourages future employment. Is she crazy? Speaking as an unemployed person, a long term unemployed person who has been looking for a job, this fool doesn't know what she is talking about. As lucrative as collecting $238 per week is, I think I would prefer to work and make MORE money. What an idiot little miss muffet is, and how embarrassing she is to all women. She set's us back at least 50 years every time she opens her mouth. I can't even talk about how stupid this woman is and how disastrous she would be if she were elected, but she won't be, that's how I sleep at night.

Real life Uncle Ruckus Herman Cain simply remarked: "We waited 30 months for this?" Yes, rodeo clown, and while you are tap dancing around the Bible belt trying to convince white people that you are the anti-Obama, you still won't get the nomination. So, you need to learn your roll and shut your mouth.

My beloved wife cheater and tweeter Newt the flip flopping slug just tweeted "1 min til halftime call. Join me @ 712-432-0900 and passcode 856495. We'll discuss my #jobs plan and your reaction to the president's speech." He's quite the plagiarist, I'm sure he will just jump on the bandwagon of whatever the lunatics say. Too bad no one cares what he thinks, people would rather hear Kim Kardashians take on the jobs crises than his and his pirates of the Caribbean wife.

Rick Santorum or should I say sanitatarium, the person no one knows, "Many say the President is a failure, but I disagree - he'd have to improve a whole lot to even be considered a failure. The President's speech tonight was more of the same failed policies and empty rhetoric that got him elected and got us in this mess. Sadly, the President seems to have forgotten his own charge that our country should come before party or his own even re-election. Instead President Obama kicked off his campaign for reelection in the most disingenuous way possible - by using the Congress as a his political toy." Well...if that's the case Pretty Ricky, he must've used the Republican playbook as a model. By the way, who are you? No one talks about you? You aren't even in office, you are the male Sarah Palin but you use words with more than one syllable and complex syntax. Yes, it's ALL Obama's fault, you are correct. He did it by himself. Who cares about your opinion anyway, you are a non factor and you won't be president, because NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU! Mic drop.

These Republican candidates need to take classes in remedial math and ethics classes, too. I don't even know where to start… but I suppose it begins with addressing the disingenuo­us premise they all base their rhetoric on, that Obama's policies a) caused all these problems and b) are an abject failure.

First we need some facts to offset the hyper-blam­e they've all launched into. Then we need to imagine any of them at the helm, stripping regulation­, revenue (0% corporate tax rate? 0% capital gains tax rate? really? If we have no revenue from those richest of sources, where will our money to operate ANY government come from? Finally making our 'free market' one that resembles China's, that is, "competiti­ve" by eliminatin­g minimum wages, pollution controls, and labor standards.­..Because, of course, each of these dim bulbs has a much better plan for job creation..oh wait...that's right...they don't. Except turn us into China. Figuratively speaking. They all seem to agree that the poor have too much money and don't work hard enough. They should all consider careers in the NBA, they are experts at trash talk without any substance.

I'm sure they will be on message tomorrow, there leader Big Bad Bloated and drug addicted Rush Limbaugh will have all the legislative strategy for the GOP along with the racial epithets to spare.