I miss the 80s. And I miss this video. Pure 80s rock video cheese. With Tawny Kitaen (isn’t that the best name ever???!!??) writhing on top of a jaguar… they just don’t make videos like that anymore, you know?

Or perhaps they do. With Janet Jackson, seen leaving the Kids" Choice Awards, replacing Tawny. Because how else do you explain this weave? Seriously…

Explain it.

Explain to me how someone could possibly suggest this, and then explain to me how someone else can second it. And worse still – explain to me how she could possibly say yes: yes I WANT my hair to look like that.

Explain it to me. I’ve been staring at this for half an hour and I still don’t get it. Image is everything these days. Janet’s album is trailing hype behind Mariah and Madonna. Looking like this isn’t going to help, I don’t care how much yoyo weight she’s lost this time.