The Foulmouth Football ‘Best Fantasy Football Team Name’ Contest has reached the Final Four! These teams represent the best of the best… but only 2 can make the finals and earn a customized engraved flask. Read our recaps and place your vote below, top two advance to the finals!​

Like the NCAA, but with actual rewards for your efforts

Now let’s get a rundown of the remaining four teams:

How they got here:50-46 nailbiting win over Morning Woodhead, in what was probably the most high-powered round in the competition in terms of fantasy football team name potential

Why they will win:With respects to the other remaining teams, ‘My Ball Zach Ertz’ is still the strongest name pun. How many NFL player name puns utilize both the first AND last name of a player? Talk about efficiency, no letters are left behind.

Why they will lose:The same problem that plagued this team in round one has only gotten worse as the season continues: relevancy. Zach Ertz was a relatively unknown outside of Fantasy Football circles before the season started. Now with the Chip Kelly human experiments in Philly looking like something more deserving of a Nuremberg trial than a playoff run, Zach Ertz has gone from ‘also-ran’ to not even rosterable. The only value Zach Ertz brings to a fantasy team is being able to make a dirty pun out of his name.

Owner:https://twitter.com/ChrisResendes11

How they got here:A commanding 23-4 victory over ’50 Shades of Brown’, we knew ‘Forsett In Her Mouth’ was a Forse(tt) to be reckoned with but not by that much. Impressive…. Most impressive… the Forse(tt) is strong with this one (ok we will stop now)

Why they will win:When it comes to online polls involving the demographic that makes up football fans never, ever, underestimate the power of anything sexual related… especially when it comes to fellatio. ‘Forsett In Her Mouth’ does this better than any other team name remaining in the final four.Why they will lose:Angry Forsett owners who want to take revenge on this 2nd/3rd round bust of a pick will surely be voting for other teams. Forsett is also a loser by association simply by being a Baltimore Raven. He is the kind of player that even hardcore football fans will completely forget existed 2-3 years from now. Enjoy these 15 minutes Justin, because they are slowly ticking away

Owner:https://twitter.com/PPR_JESUS

How they got here:10-8 win over HaHa Clit N Dix… did anyone even vote in this poll? Too pretty solid team names and only 18 total votes??? A short bus equipped with wifi could have determined the outcome of this matchup. Looks like this was to our competition what the ‘play in game’ is to the NCAA tournament…. fighting for the honor to be publicly embarrassed in the next round.

Why they will win:While the other raunchy/sophomoric team names will split our target audience ‘Watch Me Whip, Watt Me JJ’ has the family vote on absolute lockdown. Hitching your wagon to JJ Watt isn’t a bad strategy either, easily the most well-known of the player-inspired names remaining in this contest.

Why they will lose:Only being able to rally 10 votes in the last round does little to instill confidence. But teams have come out of the gate slow in the past and still went on to win titles. The saying in single elimination tournaments is ‘Survive & Advance’ and they did just that.

Owner:https://twitter.com/NathanWesseler

How they got here:64-59 win over Plays, Trades, and Audibles. Shame one of those teams had to be eliminated in the round of 8, as both garnered more votes than any of the remaining teams. We liked ‘Shady’s Ladies Party’, but had no idea they would represent quite like that.

Why they will win: Whatever formula it takes to having a lovable team name ‘Shad’s Ladies Party’ apparently had it. They are a strong contender for the title, and their results speak much louder than our silly words ever could.

Why they will lose:LeSean McCoy is banged up and that might carry over to the success of this team as well. Not only that, but as more time separates the present and the LeSean McCoy creep-offseason-party the less relevant this name becomes. 64 votes out of the gate was strong, but can that effort be duplicated?