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posted by Dawn -
Jul 25, 2017

Restaurant’s Kid's Menu Reflects Reality

The Full Story:Fager's Island in Ocean City, Maryland decided to have a little fun with the “Kid Friendlies” section of their menuInstead of just listing the items available they gave them names to go perfectly with the typical kids restaurant tantrumItems include the “I Don’t Know,” the “I Don’t Care,” the “I’m Not Hungry” and more

Ask any parent and they’ll tell you that going out to eat with a child can be a nightmare. Even if their kid is on their best behavior, getting them to make a decision on what they want to eat can be like pulling teeth, and now a restaurant in Maryland is expressing just that with their cheeky kids menu.

Fager's Island in Ocean City decided to have a little fun with the “Kid Friendlies” section of their menu, and instead of just listing the items available they gave them names to go perfectly with the typical kid restaurant tantrum. Among the items offered:

“I Don’t Know” – a triple later PB&J

“I Don’t Care” – a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich

“I’m Not Hungry “ – a basket of chicken tenders

“I Don’t Want That” – kids’ fries

“What?” – Cheese Quesadilla

The ingenious menu came to light after someone posted it on Reddit, with one dad commenting adding, “As a dad this is on the money. Good stuff.”

Source: The Daily Mail

*LIST* Hilarious Things Experienced In Public Restrooms

The Full Story:A new thread on the anonymous Whisper app has folks confessing to some hilarious experiences they’ve encountered in public restrooms. One women mistakenly followed a man into the male restroom because she thought it was the way to the train platform, and one held up a restroom line simply because she didn’t turn the nob far enough,Meanwhile one person caught a couple having sex and purposefully scared them into thinking the cops were there

As much as we may not like having to use a public bathroom, it’s a safe bet everyone’s had to do it. Sure the experience can be downright gross, even embarrassing, but once in a while they can actually be pretty funny, and when that happens you just have to share.

Well, that’s exactly what’s occurring in a new thread on the anonymous Whisper app. Folks are confessing to some of their most hilarious experiences they encountered in a public bathroom, and they are pretty darn funny.

Among the confessions:

“In the public bathroom at work and just heard another lady come out of the stall and sigh, ‘ah that felt good.’ Glad everything came out okay for her.

”“I once held up a restroom line at a restaurant because I thought someone was in there. Turns out I didn’t turn the handle all the way to open it.”

“When I was opening a pad in the bathroom I heard a little girl ask her mom why I was eating chips in the bathroom.”

“I once walked into the male restroom at a train station. Well, I was doing my business and let one rip and then heard ‘nice one’ from the stall next to me. When I emerged the look on his face was priceless.”

“I once accidentally followed a guy into the male restroom thinking it was the way to the train station platform.”

“There was a kid in the bathroom stall next to me at daycare. I heard ‘Ready? Aim. Shoot!’ Then he started peeing. I have never laughed harder in my life.”

“I started singing in a public bathroom and didn’t realize someone else was in there until I heard an awkward cough next to me.”

“My boy was in a public bathroom with me and we heard someone blow their nose and he piped up and said ‘Mommy it’s an elephant!”

“I was in a public restroom once, and this little girl stuck her head under the stall door and watched me pee with a serious expression the entire time. I didn’t know what to do so I just went with it.”

“I heard a couple going at it in a public bathroom. So naturally I banged on the door and yelled ‘the cops are coming run!’ just to watch them panic and run away.”

“Was in a Wal-Mart bathroom today and heard a talkative little girl say ‘mommy are you pooping?' and later say ‘mommy are you done pooping?’”

Source: Whisper

American Girl Doll Launching Create-Your-Own Option

The Full Story:Starting August 8th American Girl is launching their “Create Your Own” online experience which will allow girls to customize and design their very own Truly Me doll from over one million possible design combinationsGirls will get to choose from a variety of face molds and skin tones, as well as freckles, eye and hair colors, and hair textures, cuts and stylesThe dolls will set parents back $200

While American Girl dolls are always striving to add diversity so little girls can see themselves in the doll line, they can’t always please everyone with their doll creations. Well, they may have just found a way to get pretty close to it.

Starting August 8th American Girl is launching their “Create Your Own” online experience which will allow girls to customize and design their very own Truly Me doll from over one million possible design combinations. Girls will get to choose from a variety of face molds and skin tones, as well as freckles, eye and hair colors, and hair textures, cuts and styles. There will also be options for accessories like glasses, earrings, and even hearing aids, along with one of six exclusive outfits and accessory sets to choose from.

Girls who are interested in the Create Your Own online experience simply have to go the American Girl website in order to get the process rolling. They can also have the experience in person at American Girl locations in Chicago, New York and Los Angeles.

As you can imagine, the Create Your Own experience isn’t cheap. The doll, which comes with a personalized keepsake doll box, a create-your-own T-Shirt and a six month subscription to American Girl magazine, will set parents back $200.

Source: Yahoo Finance

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