The United States women’s soccer team won its third Women’s World Cup over the weekend. Of course winning a Women’s World Cup is a lot like winning gold at the Special Olympics… at the end of the day they are still women… and retarded. The talk of the tournament was the US team’s star striker ..

US soccer star Alex Morgan shows off her firm rump in a thong bikini in these pictures from the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Though Alex Morgan looks like she has headed a few too many soccer balls with her face, her hindquarters appear to be quite powerful. Alex would do a fine job pulling ..