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FANTZ: Russell Brand dines with homeless; Beyonce vs. PETA

Plus, Beyonce vs. PETA and those Jenner kids

Beyonce performs during the halftime show of the NFL Super Bowl XLVII football game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens Sunday, Feb. 3, 2013, in New Orleans. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey) (Mark Humphrey)

A s much as we yearn to spoon our homeless buddies, sometimes that slobbery, toothless smack on the cheek will linger until scrubbed off with sandpaper.

Russell Brand told "The Howard Stern Show" on SiriusXM that he enjoys hanging out with homeless people.

"They've got a lot of interesting things to say, some of them," said Brand, who added he takes them out for a meal every now and then. "Some of them do seem to be living outside of convention and they've got access to interesting information."

Well shit, Brand. Now I double like you. You just made "star" look human. (Plus, that jackassery of an outfit makes you look like a hobo. Go get 'em, tiger.)

Christy Fantz

The homeless folk can be a thorn between our toe-encased Chucks. However, they aren't going to bite us. (Well, a minor dose of bath salts may have them snacking on our faces...)

Homeless people are also human, (I want a trophy) and Russell, I commend you, dear sweet for being a different Brand of star.

Brusha, brusha, brusha

A press release came through this week from Brush Buddies inquiring, "You've heard of having 'a brush with a celebrity' right? ...but have you ever really BRUSHED WITH a celebrity ...specifically a musical star?"

I have not. I prefer brushing with your mom, Mr. Release.

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Those yearn-to-be-full-blooded-Kardashian-girls Kylie and Kendall are following the likes of their "entrepreneurial" family with a new fashion line for Pac Sun. Kendall, the old one (16), said, "I can't let haters, people that are going to judge me or say negative things, I can't let all of that stop me."

But every time you and your 15-year-old sister prance around Kardashianwood like streetwalkers, Lindsay Lohan grows an extra sore.

We're just asking you to look out for all of us here.

p-p-p-PETA

You know, like ch-ch-ch-Chia?

PETA is pissed at Beyonce for her Super Bowl outfit.

(This just in: PETA is lying in wait in some bushes outside of Jesus' house -- where he is dining on a sheepskin tablecloth alongside Buddha and Zeus -- with faux blood in tote to smother the gods when they step out for Cubans.)

"Today's fashions are trending toward humane vegan options and Beyonce's Super Bowl outfit missed the mark on that score," the animal rights group said in a statement.

New coordinator pushes Buffs to work, play at level he expectsJim Leavitt has discovered this much about his new defense at Colorado: He has some talent with which to work, but his players need to put it in another gear. Full Story

New coordinator pushes Buffs to work, play at level he expectsJim Leavitt has discovered this much about his new defense at Colorado: He has some talent with which to work, but his players need to put it in another gear. Full Story