1. YouTube does the Harlem ShakeThe video service decided to have a little fun with the dance meme that refuses to die. To activate this fun little easter egg, just type "do the Harlem Shake" in the search bar. (Via Hypervocal)

2. If Mona Lisa was on InstagramSelfies are the worst, aren't they? (Via Tumblr)

5. A real Thought Catalog post from an animal's point of view that is also very goodThe Millennial™-baiting angst site published a real thing titled "When I am a Dog I am Barking" that's similarly demented and weird... and actually quite good. (Via Thought Catalog)

6. Scientifically Accurate Spider-ManWhat if Spider-Man's powers were more in line with, well, real spiders? Sample line: "When he mates with a female, his d--k falls off." (Via Devour)

9. Cat of the WeekEveryone raise your glasses for Simon, this week's winner. "He is a gentleman and a scholar," claims his mother, Casey. "His hobbies include classic literature and catnip." (Thanks, Casey!)