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“And so it happened that Cersei Lannister choked on a chicken bone, as did her brother Jaime, Stannis Baratheon, Littlefinger, Roose Bolton, every single Greyjoy, Martell and Frey, and anyone else I’ve forgotten about but who is annoying. Tyrion returned to King’s Landing to oversee the upbringing of his nephew Tommen who (against all the odds) turned out to be a wise and just king, and paid the best craftsman in the land to make him a prosthetic nose. Jon Snow rebuilt the wall twice as high as before and made peace with the Wildlings, after killing every last Other. Sansa and Arya Stark were reunited with their brothers, Brandon was healed by a magical raven and went on to rebuild Winterfell even bigger and better than before. Daenerys decided she quite liked the city where she was and stayed there, never threatening the shores of Westeros again. The good ended happily, the bad unhappily, and Hodor learnt to say ‘Rodoh’. The End!”

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The Wyrmlog consists of the disordered thoughts and curmudgeonly ramblings of Denys the Purple Wyrm, author of the Tales of the Geek Underclass, creator of the Zurvar language, Justified and Ancient Steregorounder and Lord Admiral of the Unreliable Oceans of his own mind…