Monday, April 8, 2013

Humor and the Gay Marriage Debate

Back in the 1300s, a teenager almost became a saint by demanding people stop
laughing. His reasoning was based on the
New Testament. There was no laughter in
the New Testament; therefore, he insisted, there shouldn’t any humor in life.

The mirthless teen died young and never reached sainthood, but his choice of
evidence still carries a lot of weight.
Many people still base their decisions on biblical events and teachings.

Take the controversial question of gay marriage. The sacred texts do contain commentary on that
topic. In the Jewish Bible, there are
these statements:

Leviticus:
18:22: “Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that
is detestable.”

Paul

Leviticus: 20:13: “‘If a man has sexual
relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is
detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own
heads. “

In the Christian Bible, the Apostle Paul wrote:

Romans 26-27: “Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even
their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the
same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed
with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received
in themselves the due penalty for their error.”

1 Corinthians 6:9-11: “Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit
the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor
idolaters nor adulterers … nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor
slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And that is what
some of you were.”

Ancient Canaanite

The translations are not as simple or clear cut as they seem. The reality is that each of these lines
requires interpretation.

For example, many of the prohibitions in the Jewish Bible were created to
separate Jews from their Canaanite neighbors.
As such, a condemnation of a homosexual relationship may simply be a
requirement that Jews do not follow that pagan ritual.

Fr. Martin

After all, homosexual relations were common and accepted (even encouraged)
in Greece, whose culture dominated the Middle East both before, during and
after the biblical texts were composed.

It’s even trickier for the New Testament.
Jesus is never described as having any type of emotional relationship
with anyone. In the various stories, author
and Jesuit priest Fr. James Martin noted, Jesus “enjoyed the friendship of both
men and women. And was affectionate toward them and showed emotion and wept
over the death of Lazarus, so we know he was a loving person.”

The popular novel, TheDa Vinci Code, played up the idea that
Mary Magdalena was Jesus’ wife, but author Dan Brown had no facts to base his
plot on.

Don Imus

On his radio show, DJ Don Imus recently suggested Jesus was gay. He cited the Gospel of Judas, a third century
book discovered in the 1970s. Of course,
Imus just wants publicity, but he may have a point although no line in the
Gospel of Judas can be stretched far enough to reach Imus’ conclusion.

Still, Jesus might have been gay. As
gay Episcopal Bishop V. Eugene Robinson said laughingly on The Daily Show: “Here’s a guy who — in a culture that virtually
demanded marriage — was a single guy, spent most of his time with twelve men,
singled out three of them for leadership and one of them is known in the Bible
as ‘the one whom Jesus loved.’ ”

Fr. Martin disagreed, noting that "there's nothing in the Gospel of
Judas, or any of the four accepted gospels, that shows in any way that Jesus
was gay.” On the other hand, Fr. Martin
added, “As a human, Jesus had full human sexuality and like any human being he
had sexual desires, but he was unmarried and celibate. And that is all we know
about his sexuality."

Actually, we don’t know that either.
The biblical accounts never say if Jesus had any sexual relationship or
didn’t. Jewish biblical figures “knew”
their wives and sired children, but none of that knowing and siring showed up
in the New Testament.

As a result, to condemn gay relationships based on the Bible, someone must
read between the lines and interpret in the same way that serious teenager did centuries ago to
condemn laughter.

That would be absurdly comical if people didn’t take the gay marriage topic
so seriously.

Long-time
religious historian Bill Lazarus regularly writes about religion and religious
history. He also speaks at various
religious organizations throughout Florida.
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About Me

During his career, Bill has been a newspaper reporter, magazine writer/editor, advertising copywriter and writer/editor of NASCAR programs, among other jobs. He has won three international awards for stories and programs while working for International Speedway Corp. and was named 2000 Florida Feature Writer of the Year.
He has published four books to date and his writing has appeared in hundreds of local, regional, state and national publications.