Some days, when you’re armed with a gun, nothing goes right. You take aim down your barrel and fire – then fire again – and again – and every time you miss. Is it the shakes? Is it lack of skill? Lack of nerve?

Or maybe it’s because you were fool enough to square off with Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

Top comment:The hunter’s problem was using the wrong weapon for hunting a Wonder Dog. Instead of a rifle, you probably want some sort of a nuclear weapon.— Thok

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Somehow this just didn’t thrill me so much after watching him ride a horse across a raging river.

I propose a rewrite in which he holds up a U-shaped pipe that returns the bullets back to the shooter. Either that or a broken pane of glass reflects the shooter’s face and we find it to be Colin Farrell.

The hunter is just lucky Rex had a big breakfast of freshly killed death cultist pirates and thus didn’t feel like eating the damn bullets as they got shot at him. And then spitting the last one out to kill the hunter.

Llelldorin: He was retconned into having Captain America’s origin. In the DCU, the treatment was tested on a dog right before the scientist dies, not a human. But I’m sure murdered parents could be added into the mix.