I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The CEO Mentality...Jughead Gets His Coming-Out Party

We're going to spend over $150 million smackeroonies to throw this jug eared nobody the bash of his life during lean times. Sure we're dumbasses for allowing such goings-on, but who, in their right mind, would ASK for such largess?

Thieves. Scoundrels. Politicians. But I repeat myself.

I guess that's what he meant by CHANGE. Business as usual but this time around we're gonna learn to like it.

How absolutely wonderful would it have been for him to say, "hey look, guys and gals, the country is going through some nasty stuff, so let's do this low-key."

I'd have done a double-take for sure and maybe even believed some of the things he says.

MONEY. WHERE. MOUTH IS.

Anything else is bullshit and he's proven to be laden with it to excess.