Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.

Reaper16

09-16-2006, 12:28 PM

I assume your taking Mr. Scanlon's name? I need to know where to send the flowers.

Phobia

09-16-2006, 12:29 PM

Holy crap. Does she do it in the butt?

Spicy McHaggis

09-16-2006, 12:32 PM

Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Roy. Way to work it through.

Skip Towne

09-16-2006, 12:32 PM

Does your dad approve of this union? He hasn't mentioned it here.

Marcellus

09-16-2006, 12:33 PM

I guess I will be the first to say congradulations.

Good luck to you and the wife to be.

Phobia

09-16-2006, 12:34 PM

Does your dad approve of this union? He hasn't mentioned it here.

I'm guessing this is III's way of telling Dad.

Brock

09-16-2006, 12:36 PM

Pure genius.

Skip Towne

09-16-2006, 12:36 PM

I'm guessing this is III's way of telling Dad.
That's what I'm thinking. They probably got engaged last night.

Ultra Peanut

09-16-2006, 12:37 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/pabloescobar/emot-aaa.gif

Otter

09-16-2006, 12:37 PM

Dude, you don't get married till you're at least 30.

Surprise Dad!!!

cdcox

09-16-2006, 12:37 PM

Congrats, and best wishes.

JBucc

09-16-2006, 12:40 PM

sorry man

jspchief

09-16-2006, 12:45 PM

scary

Easy 6

09-16-2006, 12:46 PM

What JBucc said. But good luck n' Congratulation's anyway !!!

IA_Chiefs_fan

09-16-2006, 12:48 PM

There's a lot of negative stuff here man. I think it's great as long as she's Bi and shares her girlfriends. Otherwise, wtf are you thinking?

Raiderhader

09-16-2006, 12:51 PM

This would be posted just before I leave for work.

I'll have plenty of reading to do when I get home tonight....

royr17

09-16-2006, 12:53 PM

thanks everybody

morphius

09-16-2006, 12:56 PM

Good luck man!

And what the hell are you doing here...

chefsos

09-16-2006, 12:57 PM

This would be posted just before I leave for work.

I'll have plenty of reading to do when I get home tonight....
Same here. I'll need to know when she'll be posting in this thread, however. Might have to leave work early for that.

Raiderhader

09-16-2006, 01:02 PM

Same here. I'll need to know when she'll be posting in this thread, however. Might have to leave work early for that.

Heh heh heh, no doubt. I might have to sign into Messenger on my cell so I can at least get updates if that happens.

I'm looking forward to Iowanian's contributions to the discussion as well. He always has such great, not to mention colorful, insight for III.

Phobia

09-16-2006, 01:23 PM

Have you seen any pictures of her?

ExtremeChief

09-16-2006, 01:29 PM

Holy shit.

Congrats III

Bwana

09-16-2006, 01:31 PM

So when is the FT due? :banghead:

Congratulations and good luck III.

Phobia

09-16-2006, 01:32 PM

FWIW, I'm now flying my flag at half mast.

It's humorous that dude found a way to put Clayton into his wedding announcement.

morphius

09-16-2006, 01:32 PM

Heh heh heh, no doubt. I might have to sign into Messenger on my cell so I can at least get updates if that happens.

I'm looking forward to Iowanian's contributions to the discussion as well. He always has such great, not to mention colorful, insight for III.
Of course we could turn this into the "III getting more tail then Jamie thread"...

nah, we would never do that.

RedandGold

09-16-2006, 01:32 PM

Congrats!!!!

Getting married is the best decision that I've ever made...and my wife reminds me of it every day...:D

The Dude Abides

09-16-2006, 01:35 PM

Congrats!!!!

Getting married is the best decision that I've ever made...and my wife reminds me of it every day...:D
ROFL And congrats. HAHA!

|Zach|

09-16-2006, 01:38 PM

God bless this message board.

SPchief

09-16-2006, 01:43 PM

When is the baby due?

Skip Towne

09-16-2006, 01:49 PM

III gonna get him some.

Predarat

09-16-2006, 01:51 PM

I'm terribly sorry this has happened to you. I went through a tragedy such as this about five years ago and though much time has passed but the sting still hurts. You will be in my thoughts and prayers. But there is still time

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN DAMMIT!!

Moo

09-16-2006, 01:59 PM

What ever happens, NEVER let her on the Planet. Nothing good ever happens when you mix sex, or relationships on the Planet. Trust me on this!

You still have time to get out, you know. You could take my advice, and not get married, and hook up with an old hag. It makes every day seem like a month or two!

Moo

milkman

09-16-2006, 02:01 PM

scary

My thought exactly.

Spicy McHaggis

09-16-2006, 02:05 PM

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.

Normally when the wedding and reception are over one is fairly busy with um, other things.

milkman

09-16-2006, 02:07 PM

Normally when the wedding and reception are over one is fairly busy with um, other things.

You expect normal?

SPchief

09-16-2006, 02:08 PM

Normally when the wedding and reception are over one is fairly busy with um, other things.

Are you new here?

Spicy McHaggis

09-16-2006, 02:20 PM

Are you new here?

Bah, you're right. I should have known better.

Can the Planet at least come and get ferschnickered at the reception?

|Zach|

09-16-2006, 02:28 PM

Bah, you're right. I should have known better.

Can the Planet at least come and get ferschnickered at the reception?
Are you new here?

Ari Chi3fs

09-16-2006, 02:30 PM

Congrats!!

ROFL

Iowanian

09-16-2006, 02:37 PM

Run Forest, RUUUUUUUUUN!

I'm sure you and Jen nay will be hap pay for a while.

Good luck.

PS. She'll be smiling because you've recieved your last blow job.

Skip Towne

09-16-2006, 02:42 PM

Hey, III, do you have a job? A car?

keg in kc

09-16-2006, 02:48 PM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Hey...you know...I don't see the word "bride" or "woman" anywhere. Massachusetts wedding? Are you the the top or the bottom?

Easy 6

09-16-2006, 02:48 PM

Iowanian's post-script. :thumb:

Coach

09-16-2006, 02:50 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/pabloescobar/emot-aaa.gif

My thoughts exactly.

ROYC75

09-16-2006, 02:55 PM

scary

No shit ! :eek:

Iowanian

09-16-2006, 02:58 PM

III's been on a mission to Marry for a while now...the TennDPhottie fiasco behind him, a cherry lost during a rushed trip to walmart.....and now a wedding.

II.....I await the photo of the look on your face, when at the Groom speech of the reception, he lets you know you're going to be a grandpa again....and are getting another roomate.

Congratulations.

ROYC75

09-16-2006, 03:00 PM

So far no baby, I have know for a month and a half. Been thinking that logic and common sense would sink in.

I was wrong........

Iowanian

09-16-2006, 03:02 PM

I think you should tell III about his "hernia" and have the doctor do the hervasectomynia repair.....monday.

ROYC75

09-16-2006, 03:04 PM

Honestly, I have exhasted all words to no ends.

burt

09-16-2006, 03:09 PM

Marriage is like drugs......Just say no!!!!!!!!!!!

Adept Havelock

09-16-2006, 03:15 PM

Marriage is like drugs......Just say no!!!!!!!!!!!

:LOL:

My sincere condolences to you and your family on this most tragic of occasions.

HemiEd

09-16-2006, 03:15 PM

Congrats man! It seems like only recently you received your drivers license. :deevee:

Oh and a word of advice: Do not do anything to help around the house, you will just spoil her. :)

Just a tip, get one of those vacuum chambers to store your balls in when she rips them off, you know just so you can show your friends you actually were a man once.

cookster50

09-16-2006, 03:59 PM

Don't give up the nuts!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pZDILuqCMlc

Numbah One

09-16-2006, 04:00 PM

Roy...are you going to invite floppy and Flutterbaby to the wedding?

Coach

09-16-2006, 04:00 PM

*looks at watch*

It's 5:00. Has he fainted yet?

Hydrae

09-16-2006, 04:15 PM

Just two years ago...Roy had problems even getting laid...

http://chatxxxmag.com/showthread.php?t=1478

And now he's getting married. CONGRATS!

See, there's hope for you yet! ;)

stumppy

09-16-2006, 05:28 PM

Been about an hour. I'm sure the honeymoon is over by now.

Al Bundy

09-16-2006, 05:37 PM

Yep, it is utter misery now. She has surely whispered "No sex for you tonight" already.

Skip Towne

09-16-2006, 06:01 PM

III is off making little Roys right now.

Scorp

09-16-2006, 06:01 PM

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

3 words:
Your and Idiot!

ROYC75

09-16-2006, 06:36 PM

III is off making little Roys right now.

:shake: Oh my, I could have done without that thought..... :banghead:

booger

09-16-2006, 06:39 PM

As long as Scanlon is back in Denver tommorrow afternoon.

Congrats grasshopper.

Logical

09-16-2006, 06:47 PM

I'm guessing this is III's way of telling Dad.

OMG, call the cardiac hotline and alert them of an impending case.

Numbah One

09-16-2006, 06:49 PM

This whole situation just makes me cringe.

trndobrd

09-16-2006, 07:00 PM

Damnit Carl :cuss:

Logical

09-16-2006, 07:09 PM

Roy my sincerest hopes this works out.

P.S. fat chance and pigs will surely fly in iceland first.

chiefs4me

09-16-2006, 07:31 PM

my god......aren't you like too young?????

Numbah One

09-16-2006, 07:35 PM

my god......aren't you like too young?????

Too young...too stupid...take your pick. ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins

09-16-2006, 07:36 PM

This whole situation just makes me cringe.

apparently, so does the sight of a female body.

Numbah One

09-16-2006, 07:44 PM

Females are disgusting creatures.

milkman

09-16-2006, 07:49 PM

Females are disgusting creatures.

Why am I not surprised that you think this way?

tk13

09-16-2006, 07:58 PM

Females are disgusting creatures.
That won't end up in somebody's signature.

Halfcan

09-16-2006, 08:34 PM

Congrats!

keg in kc

09-16-2006, 08:36 PM

Females are disgusting creatures.They can be, if you lick them the right way.

greg63

09-16-2006, 08:36 PM

Congrats!

Ditto! :toast:

headsnap

09-16-2006, 08:40 PM

HOLY SHI*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!!!! :eek:

Gongrats!!!! :toast:

:hump:

Yellowbutter72

09-16-2006, 08:59 PM

Help her around the house and you will spoil her? Hey Hemi, is that from experience?

Toad

09-16-2006, 09:24 PM

I cannot believe I read this whole thread. It kinda mezmerized me like a mini soap opra.

I'm wondering 2 questions:

1) Did the boy ever get laid by that slut's friends?

2) He is marrying a female, right? I'm just askin'...

grandllama

09-16-2006, 09:27 PM

what part of Russia does she hail from??

congrats on one 'gina for the next 50 years

too young.. he'll trade this one in for a 1986 model in a few years

Iowanian

09-16-2006, 09:37 PM

anecdote of tonights post wedding festivities.

ahem...

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

Roy,
Somebody is in charge of your daughter-in-law's birth control, right? I mean, I like III and all but I don't see the kid as a papa just yet.

I'll shut up and mind my own now.

Thanks for the visual, poor Roy II having to glove up his son is not a pleasant thought.

Raiderhader

09-17-2006, 01:13 AM

Of course we could turn this into the "III getting more tail then Jamie thread"...

nah, we would never do that.

If what I hear from most married men is true, that will not neccesarily be the case.....

Raiderhader

09-17-2006, 01:14 AM

When is the baby due?

Excellent! Someone actually used those quotes as a sig. :thumb:

luv

09-17-2006, 01:15 AM

If what I hear from most married men is true, that will not neccesarily be the case.....
Still isn't saying much for you, then. :p

wutamess

09-17-2006, 01:16 AM

Damn I'm waiting for pics & update.
Please don't leave us hanging.

Mecca

09-17-2006, 01:16 AM

Damn I'm waiting for pics & update.
Please don't leave us hanging.

You want jerkoff material from the marriage thread........you are my hero for saying so.

Raiderhader

09-17-2006, 01:16 AM

anecdote of tonights post wedding festivities.

ahem...

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

I've been around long enough to know when to take an opportunity and run with it.

I briefly considered it, but figured hitting on the man's girl was enough, why give him further reason to ban me? I'm not a big fan of overly tempting fate.

Mr. Kotter

09-17-2006, 01:44 AM

SHOOSH! I'm looking for the rebound guy.

Jamie's your man, then! ;)

SPchief

09-17-2006, 01:45 AM

I briefly considered it, but figured hitting on the man's girl was enough, why give him further reason to ban me? I'm not a big fan of overly tempting fate.

heh, I figured that he would see the humor in it.

Raiderhader

09-17-2006, 01:47 AM

Jamie's your man, then! ;)

When did you go from official "outer" to match maker? God, I'm way behind in regards to this board...

HemiEd

09-17-2006, 01:48 AM

Help her around the house and you will spoil her? Hey Hemi, is that from experience?

Well yes, yes it is!

Raiderhader

09-17-2006, 01:48 AM

heh, I figured that he would see the humor in it.

I know he will, and I could have gotten away with it and probably a whole lot more, but I'm a man of moderation.

Of course, I do owe the sumbitch.....

luv

09-17-2006, 02:03 AM

When did you go from official "outer" to match maker? God, I'm way behind in regards to this board...
Not to worry. I'm not looking to get matched.

runnercyclist

09-17-2006, 06:24 AM

Idiot

the Talking Can

09-17-2006, 07:07 AM

Today my life starts off in a different direction.

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.

did you put "teeth" on the gift registry...

4th and Long

09-17-2006, 07:20 AM

did you put "teeth" on the gift registry...
LMAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! ROFL

blueballs

09-17-2006, 08:02 AM

did you marry for love
did you marry for money
I sure hope you didn't marry for sex

Bowser

09-17-2006, 08:06 AM

Dear Lord.

Ugly Duck

09-17-2006, 08:25 AM

did you marry for love
did you marry for money
I sure hope you didn't marry for sex

A beaming bride & groom stand at the alter making their vows. The groom thinks to himself, "Now I can get it any time I want!"

The bride muses, "Now I never have to do it again!"

Iowanian

09-17-2006, 10:15 AM

Dawns early light, the sound of horns blairing at a stoplight nearby, a new groom awakens to the reality of what he's just done. He stretches in bed, accidently touching the twisted and matted hair of the pillaged bride, he reaches down scratching his sticky wedding tackle and without thinking, sticks a strange smelling finger into his mouth to scrape the fumunda tongue. They must need to wash the ATM because his finger tastes strangely similar to when he's been diggin in his crack.

As the disturbed bride rolls over, she lets loose the thunderous flatulance she was able to control while awake. The first sign of things to change.

"Woman, go make us some breakfast"
"uh, I can't even cook toast, you have any money for a mcMuffin?"
"Go ask my dad"

blueballs

09-17-2006, 10:26 AM

a poster tries to get a life
will return with losts of new
threads asking for advice
and a lawyer's phone number

Brock

09-17-2006, 10:26 AM

"Go ask my dad"

LMAO Poor Roy.

Bearcat

09-17-2006, 10:36 AM

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

:spock:

I hope that's not in your vows, because 1) you shouldn't marry out of spite and 2) you shouldn't just go around bragging that you're better than gochiefs. People might get jealous.

Congrats, I guess.

Easy 6

09-17-2006, 10:36 AM

You have a knack for painting picture's Iowanian.............. :)

Iowanian

09-17-2006, 10:41 AM

Its the handmade donkeyhair brush set.

Sometimes, A canvas just visualizes itself and I only paint by number.

wutamess

09-18-2006, 08:18 PM

Any updates?

Fairplay

09-18-2006, 08:20 PM

So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?

wutamess

09-18-2006, 08:23 PM

So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?

I've wondered the same thing.

Phobia

09-18-2006, 08:25 PM

It actually is.

JBucc

09-18-2006, 08:28 PM

It actually is.Poor girl.

Numbah One

09-18-2006, 08:35 PM

Wait until you see her. I have a feeling she's not exactly cover girl material.

wutamess

09-18-2006, 08:42 PM

Wait until you see her. I have a feeling she's not exactly cover girl material.

I'm never one to bag on you because it's really stupid that people do that. But at the same time... you shouldn't really be talking about someone's spouse.

Gotta know the limits.
That's one of those... if you don't have anything nice to say...

Cochise

09-18-2006, 08:55 PM

Well Roy, there but for the grace go I. Good luck.

oh please oh please let pictures end up in this thread.

Fairplay

09-18-2006, 09:02 PM

It actually is.

:doh!:

Phobia

09-18-2006, 10:00 PM

To be fair, I think III was being very silly in that snap-shot. He's not nearly THAT goofy looking in person.

Skip Towne

09-18-2006, 10:13 PM

Well Roy, there but for the grace go I. Good luck.

oh please oh please let pictures end up in this thread.
Rabble rouser!! I like it.

Roy supportin the Weddin Band
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3586/lookatthatringdv3.jpg

wutamess

09-19-2006, 05:38 PM

Not bad....

Congrats!

Numbah One

09-19-2006, 05:39 PM

:LOL:

wutamess

09-19-2006, 05:39 PM

That doesn't look like the same guy in the avatar.

tommykat

09-19-2006, 05:43 PM

Congradulations Roy and Jessica......Roy your bride is so pretty! Be happy to both of you.

Otter

09-19-2006, 05:45 PM

Congrats and best of luck kid. Give 'em hell.

stumppy

09-19-2006, 05:51 PM

Congrats roy.
Looks like you married up a step or two.
Did she still have a smile on her face the next morning ?

And congrats to you Roy on the new member of the family.

stumppy

09-19-2006, 05:56 PM

:LOL:

Oh f@ck you. Only a real piece of shit like you would make comments about a guy and/or his wife right after their wedding.

Skip Towne

09-19-2006, 05:56 PM

I'm one of the most valued members of this community. Go **** yourself.
Yeah, sure you are. That's why people are telling you to get off threads. Nobody likes you.

Skip Towne

09-19-2006, 05:58 PM

Oh f@ck you. Only a real piece of shit like you would make comments about a guy and/or his wife right after their wedding.
He's a totally ignorant misfit. And too stupid to realize it.

Numbah One

09-19-2006, 05:59 PM

He's a totally ignorant misfit. And too stupid to realize it.

That describes you perfectly. If anyone is a cancer around here, it's you. Stop being such a jerk.

stumppy

09-19-2006, 06:10 PM

He's a totally ignorant misfit. And too stupid to realize it.

We've all run across the type at one point or another. The one who nobody likes, makes fun of.....even to his face, and it all just goes over their head.
We always called them dumbf@cks where I come from.

Iowanian

09-19-2006, 06:13 PM

Congrats III. She's a handsome gal.

Please wait to have kids....and feel free to ask here if you need to know something.

You clowns should take your slap fight away from III's honeymoon. He's about to break out his Shockah.

Skip Towne

09-19-2006, 06:13 PM

We've all run across the type at one point or another. The one who nobody likes, makes fun of.....even to his face, and it all just goes over their head.
We always called them dumbf@cks where I come from.
I used to know a guy like him in grade school. I used to kick his ass every day after school. After a time he would start crying when he saw me coming.

burt

09-19-2006, 06:19 PM

I'm one of the most valued members of this community. Go **** yourself.

Whivh community is that? The Vietnamese Mentally Disabled community?

Coach

09-19-2006, 06:30 PM

Whivh community is that? The Vietnamese Mentally Disabled community?

LMAO

Congrats III.

Jenny Gump

09-19-2006, 07:29 PM

Today my life starts off in a different direction.

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.

Damnit. Roy was my second-string in case Nasium got knocked in the head by a linebacker.

Raiderhader

09-19-2006, 07:37 PM

Damnit. Roy was my second-string in case Nasium got knocked in the head by a linebacker.

:spock: I guess you'll have to go with Slayer now....

unlurking

09-19-2006, 07:50 PM

:spock: I guess you'll have to go with Slayer now....
Ouch!!

BTW, congrats III. I noticed the bride is not wearing white though, was this a shotgun affair?

Psyko Tek

09-19-2006, 07:57 PM

roy
congrats, you have either made the best or worst decision of your life
good luck kids
all the best

Ari Chi3fs

09-19-2006, 08:03 PM

Congrats III. You enjoy your happiness.

Ketchup&Mustard

09-19-2006, 08:05 PM

Congrats, and I wish you all the best. I'm not a regular poster (my ex wife would say I'm not a regular anything) but I feel from my lurking that I know you, so I wish you and your beautiful wife all the best!

blueballs

09-19-2006, 08:11 PM

dibs on her sister

Phobia

09-19-2006, 09:08 PM

Roy, congrats dude. She's pretty hot. It don't get any better than that. You make sure you treat her right and she'll treat you right. Best of luck, buddy.

Skip Towne

09-19-2006, 09:14 PM

Hey, she's really pretty. You're a lucky man.

goBucc

09-19-2006, 09:16 PM

Congratualtions on your marriage. Much sex to you.

go bowe

09-19-2006, 09:30 PM

Yeah, sure you are. That's why people are telling you to get off threads. Nobody likes you.that's not entirely true...

i like the little shit, even when he's acting like a pita...

he's come a long long ways from the old days...

and i'm damned proud of him...

now gc's remarks about roy's marriage/spouse are inappropiate, and the way he treats luv pisses me off...

but everyone here is entitled to their opinion and there's no reason that gochiefs can't express his opinion freely, just like all the other [redacted]s around here can and do express theirs...

i think YOU don't like him, but there are others who do regard him as a valuable asset to this community...

btw, what makes you think that you speak for everybody on the ****ing planet?

you sure as shit don't speak for me...

you're just an older version of the schoolyard bully, still trying to throw your weight around the playground and be somebody...

without all those posts and the rep power that goes with it, you would be just another annoying asshole whining for attention...

so go ahead and take my green boxes, i really don't give a shit about who or what you think you are or how valuable an asset you think you are to the community...

in short, i think you suck... :D :D :D

btw, afaics the community continued to function just fine without you while you were "gone" and not posting...

maybe you should start another 100 post thread, it might make you feel better since making 100 post threads is so damned important to you...

stevieray

09-19-2006, 09:33 PM

:toast:

Congats III!

I'm happy for you man...!

Ralphy Boy

09-19-2006, 09:33 PM

Let's see, it's been roughly 72 hours now right? Is the honeymoon over?

Say hello to the vacuum cleaner, Pledge, Rosey Palm, insecurity, wine & champagne spritzers, salad, the ballet, Cunnilinges (not because you want to), shopping, agony, your mother-in-law, defeat, bitching, the female menstraul cycle, Antiquing, B&B's, nodding your head to the inane mumbling and squabbling coming from her mouth, honey-do's, a minivan, a house payment, Saturday afternoon housecleaning, Romantic Comedies, lay-a-way, Christmas shopping for some woman you don't even know and are fairly certain she doesn't even like and last but not least the crushing credit card debt that accompanies her wardrobe.

Best of luck, you kids will do great and to you on your honeymoon I dedicate this beautiful song by Billy Joel: "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".

go bowe

09-19-2006, 09:34 PM

I used to know a guy like him in grade school. I used to kick his ass every day after school. After a time he would start crying when he saw me coming.omg!

i was right, you were a schoolyard bully...

you haven't changed much since then, have you?

stevieray

09-19-2006, 09:35 PM

that's not entirely true...

i like the little shit, even when he's acting like a pita...

he's come a long long ways from the old days...

and i'm damned proud of him...

now gc's remarks about roy's marriage/spouse are inappropiate, and the way he treats luv pisses me off...

but everyone here is entitled to their opinion and there's no reason that gochiefs can't express his opinion freely, just like all the other [redacted]s around here can and do express theirs...

i think YOU don't like him, but there are others who do regard him as a valuable asset to this community...

btw, what makes you think that you speak for everybody on the ****ing planet?

you sure as shit don't speak for me...

you're just an older version of the schoolyard bully, still trying to throw your weight around the playground and be somebody...

without all those posts and the rep power that goes with it, you would be just another annoying asshole whining for attention...

so go ahead and take my green boxes, i really don't give a shit about who or what you think you are or how valuable an asset you think you are to the community...

in short, i think you suck... :D :D :D

btw, afaics the community continued to function just fine without you while you were "gone" and not posting...

maybe you should start another 100 post thread, it might make you feel better since making 100 post threads is so damned important to you...

:eek:

wutamess

09-19-2006, 09:35 PM

that's not entirely true...

i like the little shit, even when he's acting like a pita...

he's come a long long ways from the old days...

and i'm damned proud of him...

now gc's remarks about roy's marriage/spouse are inappropiate, and the way he treats luv pisses me off...

but everyone here is entitled to their opinion and there's no reason that gochiefs can't express his opinion freely, just like all the other [redacted]s around here can and do express theirs...

i think YOU don't like him, but there are others who do regard him as a valuable asset to this community...

btw, what makes you think that you speak for everybody on the ****ing planet?

you sure as shit don't speak for me...

you're just an older version of the schoolyard bully, still trying to throw your weight around the playground and be somebody...

without all those posts and the rep power that goes with it, you would be just another annoying asshole whining for attention...

so go ahead and take my green boxes, i really don't give a shit about who or what you think you are or how valuable an asset you think you are to the community...

in short, i think you suck... :D :D :D

btw, afaics the community continued to function just fine without you while you were "gone" and not posting...

maybe you should start another 100 post thread, it might make you feel better since making 100 post threads is so damned important to you...

You really need a hug.
Or Jesus.

go bowe

09-19-2006, 09:37 PM

:toast:

Congats III!

I'm happy for you man...!ditto for me...

best of luck to you both... :toast: :toast: :toast:

OldTownChief

09-19-2006, 09:37 PM

Congrats royr

Skip Towne

09-19-2006, 09:37 PM

that's not entirely true...

i like the little shit, even when he's acting like a pita...

he's come a long long ways from the old days...

and i'm damned proud of him...

now gc's remarks about roy's marriage/spouse are inappropiate, and the way he treats luv pisses me off...

but everyone here is entitled to their opinion and there's no reason that gochiefs can't express his opinion freely, just like all the other [redacted]s around here can and do express theirs...

i think YOU don't like him, but there are others who do regard him as a valuable asset to this community...

btw, what makes you think that you speak for everybody on the ****ing planet?

you sure as shit don't speak for me...

you're just an older version of the schoolyard bully, still trying to throw your weight around the playground and be somebody...

without all those posts and the rep power that goes with it, you would be just another annoying asshole whining for attention...

so go ahead and take my green boxes, i really don't give a shit about who or what you think you are or how valuable an asset you think you are to the community...

in short, i think you suck... :D :D :D

btw, afaics the community continued to function just fine without you while you were "gone" and not posting...

maybe you should start another 100 post thread, it might make you feel better since making 100 post threads is so damned important to you...
My my, aren't we bitter? Would you care to tell me what spawned this response?

stevieray

09-19-2006, 09:38 PM

Let's see, it's been roughly 72 hours now right? Is the honeymoon over?

Say hello to the vacuum cleaner, Pledge, Rosey Palm, insecurity, wine & champagne spritzers, salad, the ballet, Cunnilinges (not because you want to), shopping, agony, your mother-in-law, defeat, bitching, the female menstraul cycle, Antiquing, B&B's, nodding your head to the inane mumbling and squabbling coming from her mouth, honey-do's, a minivan, a house payment, Saturday afternoon housecleaning, Romantic Comedies, lay-a-way, Christmas shopping for some woman you don't even know and are fairly certain she doesn't even like and last but not least the crushing credit card debt that accompanies her wardrobe.

Best of luck, you kids will do great and to you on your honeymoon I dedicate this beautiful song by Billy Joel: "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".

wow, marriage is really different for me.

Raiderhader

09-19-2006, 09:39 PM

You really need a hug.
Or Jesus.

LOL!

stevieray

09-19-2006, 09:39 PM

You really need a hug.
Or Jesus.

or a big fat fattie fat...

go bowe

09-19-2006, 09:40 PM

My my, aren't we bitter? Would you care to tell me what spawned this response? you did...

Ralphy Boy

09-19-2006, 09:50 PM

wow, marriage is really different for me.

It's a joke. :p

stevieray

09-19-2006, 09:52 PM

It's a joke. :p

Sorry, I forgot to add I don't drive a minivan.

BWillie

09-19-2006, 09:56 PM

Your not going to live with the broad are you? The only way I could ever get married is if I didn't have to live in the same house. I don't want to come home to the same person everyday..no matter how much I'd think I like them they'd find a way to annoy the hell out of me. I think living in the same house is basically a power thing..so u know where your significant other is at all times of the day. Shit, my step dad can't leave the house for 2 seconds without my mom going nuts

morphius

09-19-2006, 10:00 PM

Congrats again III! You both look pretty happy.

best wishes.

ROYC75

09-19-2006, 10:07 PM

I had to go back and see what has taken place while I was gone tonight, looks like another III vs gochiefs slapathon .............

Damn kids.........

ROYC75

09-19-2006, 10:08 PM

She is a pretty girl, but unlike any young couple, they have their hands full trying to make ends meet.

morphius

09-19-2006, 10:08 PM

I had to go back and see what has taken place while I was gone tonight, looks like another III vs gochiefs slapathon .............

Damn kids.........
Can't take them anywhere, and it's too late to turn the car around. hehe.

burt

09-19-2006, 10:14 PM

I had to go back and see what has taken place while I was gone tonight, looks like another III vs gochiefs slapathon .............

Damn kids.........

Let's duct tape them to the wall.....

Numbah One

09-19-2006, 10:15 PM

I had to go back and see what has taken place while I was gone tonight, looks like another III vs gochiefs slapathon .............

Damn kids.........

Nothing happened.

go bowe

09-19-2006, 10:17 PM

or a big fat fattie fat...:bong: i'm trying to keep up, but the younger kids are faster than me...

remember, puff puff pass... :D :D :D

burt

09-19-2006, 10:28 PM

Nothing happened.

Hey piss boy, I will out a 20 on III......

PastorMikH

09-19-2006, 10:34 PM

Congrats III. Don't let all this talk fool you. I was married at 20 and we've been together for 17 years now. If I had it to do over, I wouldn't do it any differently.

Just remember, treat her like a thoroughbred and she won't become an old nag.;)

Oh, and don't mind gochiefs, he's just frustrated because a year ago you two were in the same boat, now you're married and he's still looking for his first date.:)

Phobia

09-19-2006, 10:35 PM

I'm SO glad III's wife was hot. I'll be honest. I was pleasantly surprised.

burt

09-19-2006, 10:40 PM

I'm SO glad III's wife was hot. I'll be honest. I was pleasantly surprised.

You, me and III all married well above ourselves.......

Phobia

09-19-2006, 10:41 PM

I married about right. Unfortunately for my wife I got much uglier and poorer right after the marriage.

burt

09-19-2006, 10:47 PM

I married about right. Unfortunately for my wife I got much uglier and poorer right after the marriage.

See, that's what concerns me....I was ugly when I got married....then got uglier. Doesn't say much for Mrs. Mercers taste. She is a chubby chaser, though.....

Stinger

09-19-2006, 11:00 PM

but unlike any young couple, they have their hands full trying to make ends meet.

You know actually looking back on our/my marriage (now going on 14 years)that was probably the most fun and exciting time, although we didn't relize it. We were married young as well 21 and 20. Scrounging for change in the couch to go buy dessert, or get a movie. A few extra dollars at the end of the week to go out and splurge at some diner. We made our own fun and enjoyed it until we had the means of doing things with money.

Now that we have been successful in careers and are raising 2 kids part of me misses that time of innocence and non-responiblity (at least not as much as now with business, kids, wife, house, car, etc., etc.) If you work at it together it is actually a wonderful experience and one that builds itself to and even better relationship with your spouse down the road.

burt

09-19-2006, 11:03 PM

You know actually looking back on our/my marriage (now going on 14 years)that was probably the most fun and exciting time, although we didn't relize it. We were married young as well 21 and 20. Scrounging for change in the couch to go buy dessert, or get a movie. A few extra dollars at the end of the week to go out and splurge at some diner. We made our own fun and enjoyed it until we had the means of doing things with money.

Now that we have been successful in careers and are raising 2 kids part of me misses that time of innocence and non-responiblity (at least not as much as now with business, kids, wife, house, car, etc., etc.) If you work at it together it is actually a wonderful experience and one that builds itself to and even better relationship with your spouse down the road.

Well said......

blueballs

09-19-2006, 11:03 PM

trying to make ends meet?

I need to search the net for a diagram
of that kink

go bowe

09-19-2006, 11:10 PM

You know actually looking back on our/my marriage (now going on 14 years)that was probably the most fun and exciting time, although we didn't relize it. We were married young as well 21 and 20. Scrounging for change in the couch to go buy dessert, or get a movie. A few extra dollars at the end of the week to go out and splurge at some diner. We made our own fun and enjoyed it until we had the means of doing things with money.

Now that we have been successful in careers and are raising 2 kids part of me misses that time of innocence and non-responiblity (at least not as much as now with business, kids, wife, house, car, etc., etc.) If you work at it together it is actually a wonderful experience and one that builds itself to and even better relationship with your spouse down the road.well said...

and it's true...

isired

09-19-2006, 11:17 PM

You know actually looking back on our/my marriage (now going on 14 years)that was probably the most fun and exciting time, although we didn't relize it. We were married young as well 21 and 20. Scrounging for change in the couch to go buy dessert, or get a movie. A few extra dollars at the end of the week to go out and splurge at some diner. We made our own fun and enjoyed it until we had the means of doing things with money.

Now that we have been successful in careers and are raising 2 kids part of me misses that time of innocence and non-responiblity (at least not as much as now with business, kids, wife, house, car, etc., etc.) If you work at it together it is actually a wonderful experience and one that builds itself to and even better relationship with your spouse down the road.
i don't know what compelled me to read this thread at all, but i'm glad i did - that's one of the best things i've seen on an IMB. well done.

Phobia

09-19-2006, 11:30 PM

i don't know what compelled me to read this thread at all, but i'm glad i did - that's one of the best things i've seen on an IMB. well done.

You don't know the half of it. If you had a smidgeon of background, you'd want to write a sitcom.

ferrarispider95

09-20-2006, 09:15 AM

Congrats :)

Dartgod

09-20-2006, 09:52 AM

Congratulations Roy! Hope you guys have a very happy life together.

J Diddy

09-20-2006, 11:58 AM

:LOL:

You are truly a classless dick.

Iggy pop

****wad

Easy 6

09-20-2006, 12:39 PM

Man go bo, having been married for 13 year's but divorced the last 4 i really identify w/ your post. I think i need to go rent Bridge's of Madison County or something similar now and have a good :deevee: :)

Calcountry

09-20-2006, 12:49 PM

Congratulations Roy! Hope you guys have a very happy life together.Ditto that.

Easy 6

09-20-2006, 12:56 PM

Of course i did mean Stinger's post :doh!:

NJ Chief Fan

09-20-2006, 02:59 PM

:bong: i'm trying to keep up, but the younger kids are faster than me...

She's gonna get it, and don't even know it.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=108532&page=1
Did he listen? No.
"Never. EVAR! tell this broad about Chiefsplanet.......EVAR!.

IIIDOGNITE, In A Hurry and don't know why.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=110519&page=1

The King of broken Hearts doesn't knooooooow he's the King [/george Strait]
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135882&page=1
look at the bright side buddy "Considering the fact you were first cousins, think of the money you'll save over the next 20 years...you know...not having to pay $1 each time you had to visit the kid down at the carnival.

you are here.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=147867&page=1

Phobia

09-21-2006, 07:54 PM

She's gonna get it, and don't even know it.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=108532&page=1
Did he listen? No.

Wow. That Phobia guy was on fire in that thread. I don't think I've ever laughed quite that hard at his material.

kchero

09-21-2006, 08:16 PM

Congrats to you and your wife, may you guys find peace, love and strength within eachother.

blueballs

11-11-2006, 11:50 PM

royr17 are you still
tearing that shit up

Valiant

11-12-2006, 01:51 AM

That describes you perfectly. If anyone is a cancer around here, it's you. Stop being such a jerk.

Are you ****ing serious, you are calling him out for being a jerk for the shit you just pulled in this thread... ****ing A you are a retard..