That’s a serious black eye you’re sporting, Pete!

Hey, Pete Wentz — what’s going on? You were photographed out and about in New York City yesterday with a serious shiner under your right eye! Your face was swollen and bruised, and you didn’t look at all like your normal, adorable self. What could have happened to you that left you so banged up? That furry hood may cover up some of your face, but if you really wanted to hide that black eye from the paparazzi, you should have used concealer! Seriously, Pete, what’s the deal?