'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All whimsy did the wizard show, Much to some fans' outrage.

Beware the bunny-sled, my son! The legs that hop, the ears that flop; Beware the nesting birds, and shun The hedgehog that goes flop! (or alternatively:) Beware the bird-poo stains, There's one that fell there from his top.

He took the Morgul-sword in hand. Long time the Nazgul foe he sought; Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees, While the Dwarves escaped and fought.

And, while from wolfish pack he ran, The bunny-sled, with feet of flame, Came whipping past the camera man, And thundered as it came!

Finishing up the caption poem...just for a bit of closure
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Just a little editing, and adding a final verse to cap it off. Thanks for the fun everybody!

BUNNY-SLED

a parody with apologies to Lewis Carroll,

by Sador, Arandiel, Roheryn, Lissuin, dernwyn, and yours truly

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All whimsy did the wizard show, Much to some fans' outrage.

Beware the bunny-sled, my son! The legs that hop, the ears that flop; Beware the nesting birds, and shun The hedgehog that goes flop! (or alternatively:) Beware the bird-poo stains, there's one That fell there from his top.

He took the Morgul-sword in hand. Long time the Nazgul foe he sought; Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees, While the Dwarves escaped and fought.

And, while from wolfish pack he ran, The bunny-sled, with feet of flame, Came whipping past the camera man, And thundered as it came!

One two! The Kili arrows flew The Thorin blade went snicker-snack! Left goblins dead, and Raddy's sled The bunnies galumphed back.

"And, has thou seen the bunny sled? Come, pick up arms and hurry, boys! With Elves we'll stay, they're right this way! Hey, Thorin, where's the joy?"

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All whimsy did the wizard show, Much to some fans' outrage.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All whimsy did the wizard show, Much to some fans' outrage.

Beware the bunny-sled, my son! The legs that hop, the ears that flop; Beware the nesting birds, and shun The hedgehog that goes flop! (or alternatively:) Beware the bird-poo stains, There's one that fell there from his top.

He took the Morgul-sword in hand. Long time the Nazgul foe he sought; Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees, While the Dwarves escaped and fought.

And, while from wolfish pack he ran, The bunny-sled, with feet of flame, Came whipping past the camera man, And thundered as it came!