- The three of them looked at the contraption in the centre of the puddle jumper which was now glowing brightly.

CARTER: “What’d you do?” RODNEY: “I’m not entirely sure.”ZELENKA: “It could just be me, but wasn’t that planet green a few moments ago?”CARTER: “Mckay, what were you thinking just now?”RODNEY: “Oh nothing – just thinking back to that mission report where you found a time machine inside a puddle jumper and I thought, ‘wouldn’t it be cool if we…”BECKETT: “O’ no…”CARTER: “Flip it back! Flip it back!”

- *FLASH* The planet returns to a nice lush green.

BECKETT: “O’ thank god.”

- *FLASH*

RODNEY: “Uh oh…” CARTER: “Rodney!”

- *FLASH*

RODNEY: “Hey, cool.” ZELENKA: “Quit it!”

- *FLASH*

BECKETT: “Here ‘e go.”

- *FLASH*- Two huge Wraith ships start flying towards them.

CARTER: “MCKAY!” RODNEY: “Oh, sorry.”

- *FLASH*

BECKETT: “Knock it off Mckay!”

- *FLASH*

RODNEY: “I’m confused.” ZELENKA: “Rodney!” RODNEY: “Kidding.”

- *FLASH*

CARTER: “Oh for the love of Pete… Give it here!”RODNEY: “You haven’t got the funky gene.BECKETT: “I’ll do’t.”RODNEY/ZELENKA: “NO!” CARTER: “Don’t think anything.”ZELENKA: “Do you think it would be wise idea to get out of here?”RODNEY: “Don’t ask me questions or I’ll start thinkin’.”ZELENKA: “I wasn’t, I was simply giving you instructions so that we don’t end up in any more life threatening predica –”

- *FLASH*- They all turn to see the sun swollen and about to explode…

CARTER/BECKETT/ZELENKA: (frantically yelling) “Turn it back!”

- *FLASH*

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JOHN: “Who would call at this hour?”RODNEY: “You know, it’s not this time all over the galaxy.”JOHN: “I knew that.”

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DANIEL: “Dr. Beckett I presume. I met you briefly in Antarctica.”BECKETT: “It was ‘n accident…”

JOHN: “Did we just?” MCKAY: “Yes.” JOHN: “And is that ship…” MCKAY: “Yes.” JOHN: “So basically we’re…” MCKAY: “Yes.” FORD: “And I didn’t even get to name it.”MCKAY: (sharply) “Don’t even get me started on you.”JOHN: “Oh, and what would you have called it Gateship boy?”FORD: “Whoops.”BECKETT: “Somehow ‘ Whoops’ just doesn’t cut it.”

stolen from Noxiard Laboratires East Western Arm 873754 if found please return.WARNING: This device is only good for 10 000 years or 2 600 000 beams, after which period no responsibility will be taken for injury, accidental location confusion or mind swapping.

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ALIEN CIRCUIT : “We advise that the door you are touching is currently locked.”MCKAY: “Thank you, I noticed – wait, did that door just talk to me???” FORD: “Don’t worry, everything seems to talk to you – watch.”

LIFE:I STILL have the flu and I STILL have no voice. Literally, I can not make sounds that bear even a passing resemblence to speech. Honestly, I sound like one of those Mafia dudes that needs an interpretor. Fail. Oh well, I'm heading down to Sydney tomorrow but I doubt I'll be going to work - or gym (which makes me sad!)

LJ:Oh LJ my feelings are so mixed. While I like that your cut text now works, and that for the most part everything looks more shiny - you took away the auto-table maker AND have started adding an extra line under things. WHY? it makes icon posts ugly. Also, is there a trick to inserting the text field for code? Seriously, it used to be easy now it wants to reformat things without my permission. GROWL.

TV SHOWS:- Torchwood: I wanted to like you. Children of Earth was lame, dreadfully paced, childish and poorly written. Still, it was undeniably Torchwood and I was able to watch it. It even had some good moments. WHAT IS THIS THING AIRING ATM CLAIMING TO BE TORCHWOOD? I'm sorry, but RTD can't write for shit. Everything is over the top, mindless, embarrassing and boring. I just don't feel it - not do I feel that it's Torchwood. The new characters are basically uninteresting and the plot so far could have been covered in one episode. Actually, that's what it feels like - one episode dragged out until giant holes tear through it. I miss the old cast. I miss the black humour. I miss it going where other shows feared to tread. I miss plot that made sense. I miss the killer sound track. I miss the old Torchwood.

- Game of Thrones: You need to come back on the air LIKE NOW because I want to watch the next billion seasons immediatley. Instead, I've bought the books and am working my way through them. Sheer brilliance. This is how you make TV. It's like ROME but with fantasy and dragons. Where have you been all my life?

- Sanctuary: I have one thing to say to you: MORE JY. I don't know why but you are just BETTER when there's a snarky vampire trying to take over the world. Cliche? Yes. Do I care? No. Gimmie. Gimmie. Gimmie. Bonus points if he's tied to something. Also, I really hope we get some vintage scenes. My 'wish' scene would be a Helen and Nikola scene that makes him fall in love with her. I think that would be beautifully tragic if he fell in love with the FUTURE Helen and has waited all this time to meet her again. UST of epic. Also, I quite liked the 'monster of the week' thing. Please bring back more interesting monsters. Those were cool.

- Dr Who: Love. Just ❤ ❤ ❤SM you do things to my brain that I don't understand. You plot like there's no tomorrow and genuinely surprise your audience. I like that. I like being surprised. It makes me sit up and go, "OH HEY THAT'S COOL" And just when I think that you're not going to go there, you go so far beyond there that my head spins and I have to watch the whole series again just to figure out how you did that.

-True Blood: I don't think season four has plot yet - but I don't care because it's like an art gallery where I can stare at the pretties - of which there are many. Northmen are hot.

it suddenly occurred to me that the reason i wasn't using my journal was because it didn't have enough nikola icons. then i realised that i had 200 SPARE ICONS SPACESe available. Situation has been fixed.

Mum is reading the first book and so I have the second... Like you i wanted to watch the show first but - but i got bored and broke down one afternoon in the tea house lol it's JUST LIKE watching the show. Seriously, it feels like a screen play *nudges you into reading it*

Torchwood... Not to spoil anybody, but since Ianto... well, it's not quite the same. I lost my interest and the new character is just lame. Oh I miss the old Torchwood too.

Sanctuary: I think JY should have his own spin-off as Nikola Tesla. This character is way too awesome. We need more of him. I really hope he'll be in many episodes of S4. I LOVE your "wish scene". There couldn't be a better way for people to really understand Nikola really LOVES Helen and that he's not just attracted to her (or her body, as a matter of fact). Please writers, please... give us, give us!

Torchwood: oh i know... i'd so go for a flashback season. back when they were edgy, cool and written by people other than RTD Also, Jack was OMNIsexual - which was cool because he shagged everything he came in contact with be it a laser gun or a cute arse trying to kill him. now he's gay - just gay. *wants real jack back*

Sanctuary: oooh i'd be in for a spin-off. seriously. what's not to love? sexy evil genius vampire tries to take over the world. yeah, they should call it that. also, very tempted to write that scene now.

Re: Torchwood -I could easily have written your comments myself. RTD, what have you done with my show!? Way too many *facepalm* moments. The US characters are poorly written, Gwen and Jack are not themselves at all. Very disappointing. And since when is Jack homosexual? In DrWho/Torchwood UK, he was delightfully omnisexual, hitting on anything and anyone who was sentient.

Re: Game of Thrones -OMG, how did I not know about the books before? Brilliant world-building, and the HBO series is beyond awesome. It even got me starting writing fanfic again (Yay for plot bunnies!)

Torchwood: YOUR LAST POINT> THIS THIS THIS. SO TRUE. there was a time when jack would shag everything in the room - and then the room as well. i miss those days. *quietly suggests handing the show over to Moffat*