I think it's high time that the NAAFI bar caught up with political correctness, some of the language used and attitudes displayed here are quite beyond the pale.

I think we should start with the language, I suggest that the words: Moist, Mollusc and Wimpel, by nature of the vile and lascivious imagery which they may conjure in young impressionable minds, should be forcibly removed from the English language and frog marched off to France where they belong.

I think we should get rid of the words that have appeared from the septics and send them to our garlic friends, including those that have no meaning at all such as Paradigm and Synergy, I think they are really expletives diguised as US tripe.