So Big Pimpin' crush just texted me asking if I was able to hang out tomorrow night and when I said yes he said "wanna just come hang at my house?" OMG NERVUSSSSS. I think there is ulterior motive here...

Also he said I could bring Ginny and our dogs could hang out. I'm wondering if this is a bad idea because while Ginny is mostly fine in this situation, she does get really needy of me and my attention.

oh my glob I have stupid huge professor crush on one of the new faculty. pretty certain he's married so all is well. oh god, I am not objectively attracted to him AT ALL but I blush like a fool every time he talks to me.

_________________Space has stared into the tiny syrup holes of our shame and it does not judge us. - Amandabear

Super cuteness/sexyness with Big Pimpin' Crush last night and then super cuteness/sexyness with Cheese Crush this morning. Jeezus when it rains it pours for me. I feel some really cute-tastic potential with these two.

Soccer Coach Crush texted me out of the blue last night. Not to hang out, just to see how I was doing. Which is...nice? He's supposed to maybe hang out with me tonight, but honestly, I don't even know if I have a crush on him any more, considering his disappearing act as of late. Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding. But maybe not. I'm forging ahead, but cautiously.

I also have a new/old crush. An ex of mine that I have maintained a good relationship with, who lives out of town, is coming to town soon. Whenever he does, he always calls me to hang out, but we are rarely able to get together. He always insinuates that he wants to do more than just talk, and since I'm usually dating someone, I always hedge his hangout requests. Not that I don't want to have a physical relationship with him, because I definitely do, I consider him one of the sexiest guys I've ever been with. So anyway, we've made plans to hang out when he comes to town in a couple weeks. And it's making me fluttery in my tummy, because if physical stuff happens, it's gonna be awesome. (we're both pretty clear on the fact that we don't want to actually get back together...just good clean fun and that's it. fine with me.)

_________________But if one were to tickle Pluto, I suspect that it might very quietly laugh. - pandacookie

55k usd is like 4 cad or whatever equivalent in beavers you use on the island - joshua

This is with B.P. crush. He's so far off from my usual type but so so exactly a type that i've always had major boners for but just felt was too far out of reach for me. (Really confident, adult, professional, a parent, dominant...) (but at the same time he also is super fun and silly too yay)

HEHE well, I am! But... I didn't know! I swear that that was what I learned in elementary school! (GASP) (Also, I just google translated it and it tells me it's just I am excited, so I guess this is why we pay humans to translate things)

Haha I myself have made the mistake a few times, always eliciting awkward reactions.

Still not as bad as my friend who said to her entire French class how much she loved peanut butter "sans préservatifs. Translation: "without condoms." Who doesn't love a good condom-less peanut butter.

My crush cooked me vegan food. Didn't have any notable protein but I don't care. The first person ever to cook vegan for me (not just a variation on whatever meaty concoction they're eating). This one's a keeper! And he told me he's smitten! Too many exclamation marks but I'm so excited!!!

Oh the lengths I'll go for a crush. Got off work 10pm today, tomorrow I work 10am... Big Pimpin crush said I should come to his house tomorrow morning at 8 and crawl in bed with him. So now I've set my alarm for 7:30 for a day I could have slept in until like 9. :P ooohhhhhh boys.