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Tomorrow's Pioneers is a show that deals on terrorism. This show is specially aimed on Palestine's terrorists of tomorrow-of course, Saraa Barhoum, your evil daughter(who loves drugs also and even gaybars! Take that Britney Spears!). This is Al Jazeera's first TV program for children, and the 100th terrorism related show. This show has received over 9000 thumbs up from different Cable Stations in Palestine.

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In 1999, Al Jazeera was bored and decided to make better shows for children because their first attempt was gay, that is, according to them. Young Bin Laden went to Al Jazeera and hatched an idea of a show about a knock-off Mickey Mouse and an Arabian hentai-lover chick. Season 1 finally went air on 2002, but was later canceled after 5 episodes combined with low ratings and bad graphics and the moral values really don't have terrorism but Fear Factor concepts. After 3 years, Season 1.5 went air this time with a new director and ideas, this time more excitement, more terrorism and more Fear Factor! The season had received high ratings and the show went on and on, more plots were added in every episode containing problems about Myspace and Facebook and other guest appearances making it a resource for tomorrows pioneers in terrorism.

Saraa Barhoum is an 11-year old girl in a hijab who hosts Tomorrow's Pioneers. She was made host after bombing her neighbor's and her own house. She is also a Secret-society strip dancer. She was reported to be gaylesbian stupid because she can't speak a single word of English which forced the director to make her work for an American Hotel in Middle East, she went back to the studio and was finally accepted. She has a dead father who was reported to be mummified in Egypt near Cleopatra's house. Of course she had sex with Jack Dawson also which caused Titanic to sink.

Its confirmed that her family is dead. Poor Saraa!

She is also a prostitute just in case you didn't know who she really is

"I want you to die"; "I want you to bomb Jerusalem"; "I wan't you to die in Iraq"; "I want you to have sex with Hitler"; "I want it all!!!"

Farfour

He is the fake Mickey Mouse, he had sex with Saraa like a million of times already, ask Uncle Sam and he will be happy to answer your question.

Farfour is confirmed to be 15, but his drivers license said he was over 18, whichever came first.

Farfour also likes drugs and reckless joyrides. He once went to North Korea and got killed by Kim Jung-Il, but he was lucky to shoot him with an AK-47 while dancing Cha-Cha with someone who is an ewok midget .

This is also a segment of Tomorrow's Pioneers, this is a better segment than the main show itself, callers get the chance to have phone sex with Saraa(gay,lesbian and straight). In this segment, you have to show off your talents while Farfour mimics the song. This is one memorable song, this is an entry from Tomorrow's Pioneers America representative Spleak Al Mikrosofta(a.k.a Bill Gate's Bitch):