Saturday, April 15, 2017

Happy birthday Samantha Fox - first part

Today the world´s most famous page 3 model, the singing pop centerfold of the 80s Samantha " Touch Me " Fox celebrates her 51st birthday so it is about time I paid homage to this sexual icon from my misspent youth.

Sam burst on to the scene in her teens after her mother put her forward for a modelling contest and she came second out of
20,000 entrants.

Until that point Sam, who had been attending stage school and had a Saturday job at a supermarket, had her heart set on becoming a singer.

She feared she could never be a model because her boobs were too big.

I asked my mum if I looked fat in a dress because my boobs looked too big in it. She said, " Your boobs are great. " I only realized they were fine when other women began paying for surgery to have boobs like mine.

Sam is best remembered as the nation’s favourite Page 3 girl after first posing topless when she was 16 as she was blessed with a stunning 34D - 22 - 31 figure ( later to fill out to 36D ! ). For three years Sam Fox was voted Page 3 Girl Of The Year and became one of the most photographed women of the decade alongside Princess Diana and Margaret Thatcher.

With her achingly pretty looks, chirpy personality but most of all those boundless breasts she was the subject of a million
male sex fantasies.

At 16, she was the darling of the shop floor. Pictures of the teenager with the fantastic figure, torn from the tabloid press, adorned the walls of almost every factory in the country. Just four years later, that same girl had fulfilled a fantasy most of us only dream of. Not only was she the country's top model, but also a chart - busting rock singer, a television personality and an actress. She had her own designer label, a restaurant, and a race horse, and she was still the girl everybody wanted to see.

Which nobody would have believed who met her in school. Sam describes her days at St. Thomas More School as great, though she admits to being nothing special academically ( " I was no thickie either, " she adds ). It was the first chance that Sam's bubbly personality had to shine through, and she made the most of it. she became the class clown, cheekily putting drawing pins on the teacher's seat, and sticking notices like " I'm a prat. " on the backs of the other schoolgirls' blazers. Hard though it is to imagine, Sam was considered to be something of a tomboy, and surprised all the teaching staff by insisting on studying motor engineering at CSE, despite being the only girl in the class. But that didn't bother her. In fact, she reveled in the attention. At 16, she left school with O levels in English, art and music, an A level in art, and that CSE in motor engineering.

Sabrina was mostly known for two things ..... well, actually three things : the twins ( obviously ! ), lots of wardrobe malfunctions of the tiniest outfits that were riding up or wet t - shirts and see - through bikinis.

Which were much better than most videos because of the bouncing action she
invented long before japanese games designers had the idea.

Whatcan I say, it was the 80s and I was a young lad in the prime of his hormonal virility and I was easily distracted ( or sexually aroused ).

For those who didn´t live the 80s I should probably explain that at that time there were a lot of ultrahot sexbombs who tried - and most were mildly successful - to enter the charts through their physical attributes.

Music videos were something new and at first it was just doing any kind of video for Mtv, which at that time showed music videos instead of cartoons, animes or reality shows. The visual aspect was very important especially when somebody realized that it greatly benefited the video and therefore sales ( back then videos that were played on tv equaled record sales ) if the singer was hot or there were some scantily clad playmates.

The most successful member of this club was either sexbomb Sabrina Salerno or page 3 girl Samantha Fox depending on where you lived.

If you lived in the United Kingdom, Samantha naturally had more fans because of her nude pictures in THE SUN and various men´s magazines.

And if you lived in one of the countries that did not show the uncensored version of Sabrina Salerno´s video for her worldwide smash hit BOYS BOYS BOYS on tv like Germany Samantha Fox was the bigger star there.

If you lived in Italy, which was Sabrina Salerno´s home country she was of course the big star there since she won her first beauty contest with 15.

She was also pretty big in most countries that showed the uncensored version of BOYS BOYS BOYS like in Spain although I never saw it there.

Sabrina owes most of her career to that video and the tiny bikini top that couldn´t contain her massive ..... talents. It was quite simple : since the song had been released before without much success until the production company realized that they should make a video with such a sexbomb.

They decided to put Sabrina into a pool where she was singing and got all wet wearing a very transparent white bikini. As the shooting went on it became obvious her voluptuous breasts were waaay too heavy for her top.

It kept sliding down lower and lower and showing part of her nipples which already were very clearly visible through the thin white fabric so she had to pull it up numerous times before they completely fell out .

Sabrina managed to do that in a way that got you a good look at her milkshakes and the director was smart enough to leave it in the video ( he even included it in slow motion ) and the rest is as they say history.

They couldn´t completely ignore Sabrina in Germany because even though television only showed her cut video she somehow managed to become number 1, which I think had something to do with her hot pictures that appeared in youth magazines like BRAVO or even men´s magazines.

So they had to invite her to FORMEL EINS which was the music tv for german teenagers. The show was a total train wreck, they always cut the videos because the producer of the show was in Bavaria and they are very catholic and prudish down there. When Sabrina was there as a guest they didn´t play her video and told her she had to do a live performance. Which was obviously more than they bargained for because Sabrina began to shake rattle and roll her boobs up and down like there´s no Tomorrow.

Of course they were appalled but they could not do anything against it. The camera man tried to prevent the worst by doing a lot of close ups and just filming Sabrina´s head but as you can see it didn´t help that much.

On the british tv show TOP OF THE POPS something similar to what happened on Formel Eins occured : they wouldn´t play her music video because it was way to sexual - well, too bad for them because her sexy live performance was even hotter which in the end won over millions of fans and shot a whole generation of british boys into puberty prematurely.

But she really got famous through her New Year´s performance on spanish tv in 1988 where she sang her song HOT GIRL and her breasts got out of control and popped out of her top. In
Germany they would have censored it but the spanish tv immediately put it on a loop and kept showing it in slow motion during her live performance. It is her best known clip ever.

Now so far I haven´t done a solo post on Samantha Fox and one reason for that is that I think Sam never realized her potential like Sabrina did.

I always had the impression that she could do more but didn´t want to do it. I remember that some years ago, well, more than a few years because this is about a video cassette, I found a video of Samantha Fox which was kind of a MAKING OF one of her calendars. I expected to see some skin, not like hardcore but at least as much as you could see in the pics for the calendar but the video was more like something out of Sesame Street and every time there was some exposed skin Sam was frantically obsessed with covering up again as quickly as possible. Now maybe she was tired of always showing her body and being objectified but then she should have either not do the calendar in the first place or not try to sell a video that is tamer than an episode of the Muppet Babies. Just my 5 cents worth.

Although now that Samantha has come out as a supposed lesbian that might explain a few things. I am not sure if I really believe that she is a lesbian and not just bi - sexual but it would explain why Samantha never found the right man and why she picked over endowed studs that could come six or seven times in one night as boyfriends. She obviously had problems reaching an orgasm with a guy and in the end wore them out.

Of course that last part was highly published by the yellow press to further her image as an insatiable, nymphomanic sex freak since her entire career, from the moment she was legal ( actually even earlier ), has been founded on indulging male fantasies ( fantasies that nowadays, in the context of freely available internet images, seem curiously innocent, almost prim ).

And here we have to take a break because as always things have gotten a bit out of hand where the length of the post is concerned and in order to keep this post at a workable size we will continue this topic with the second part . Which will go up as soon as I have written - at least - two more comic related posts so this is not the first thing people see when they come to the blog. I know some people have problems with that.

Today we have only one link, DIGITAL SPY with the Ten Things You Never Knew About Samantha Fox so we jump right into the videos with Sabrina.

Since I have already covered all important celebrity birthdays for Today ( after two posts ) I want to include a video that has been requested by many readers : glamourmodelAbigail Ratchford washing a car in a bikini.

Italian real life Power Girl Emanuela Botto also has gotten uncounted requests so here´s another video with her. I still haven´t found any information on her so I can´t tell you her age or cupsize but apparently she works at teleshopping channel 84 which sells women´s jewellery and judging by the many close ups on her chest she could have easily starred in a Russ Meyer movie. I don´t know what the sales numbers on this are but her ratings must be through the roof among male audience members.

Her perfect soft lips were just made to give hard schlongs oral pleasure.

And her impressive melons are also predestined to massage boners and make them squirt until they are completely drained. With her huge rack she must make little boys reach puberty prematurely on a daily basis.

Man, I´d love to see her and Daniela Elger compete for the title of the biggest boobs on teleshopping in a wet t - shirt contest. How is it possible that a blow up sex doll with boobies as big as Emanuela is not a porn star ?

It took me an extra day to go through her videos - which further delayed finishing the post but these are the sacrifices I am willing to make for my readers - but I finally settled on this great video. For obvious reasons the videos where she presents necklaces are the best and I can only repeat Emanuela´s own words : Que maravilla ! Guardate que espectacolo !

We stay with videos requested by readers as there has been much demand and clamoring for the best newsreader on the planet, Enki Bracaj, the albanian sexbomb with the big double dees since I posted her first video.

As you can see I have taken the liberty of making some animated GIFs since I could not find any of good quality on the net and
although it took me a whole day I think it was totally worth it. In any case, if you find any GIFs of Enki in good quality please let me know in the comments below.

What I find a bit ridiculous is the whole brouhaha the press makes since she she´s not the first female news reader who gets noticed because of her big rack and she´s not going to be the last. She only consequently used her overdeveloped attributes to further her career in a logical way.

So for the moment my newest favorite person named Enki is the albanian news blow up sex doll with the gigantic gazongas, Enki Bracaj and comic creator Enki Bilal is relegated to second place. Now if only we could get the Jessica Rabbit of german news tv Tatjana " Busenwunder " Ohm to read the news like that it would be more epic. Can you imagine that ?

I want to close the post with a video that I couldn´t put into one of the regular posts but because this one is a bit more risque I think it´s okay. It´s They´re Playing With Fire with Sybil Danning´s famous nude scene.

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Working stiff at day, secret crimefighting blogger at night I was born into a world I never made. I always loved comics and even wrote and drew some. Together with my brother who is much more interested in making comics we even self-published a comic called POWER FREAKS that is infamous in Germany. Due to financial troubles and artistic differences sadly there has been only one issue so far. Being more of a reader than a collector of comics I always read the foreign versions of the american comics what led me to start this little blog. If you have any comment ( or want to send me some review copies ) please drop me a line in the comment section or send me an e - mail.