A/N: THANK YOU MCKAY1 AND FLAME31 FOR YOUR REVIEWS. FOR YOU I'LL WRITE AGAIN.

Welcome to my first Wonderfalls Fanfic. Please leave lots of reviews. If this receives a warm welcome there will be other stories to follow. This story takes place about a month after the episode Caged Bird.

This is written in screenplay format with a little modifications to make it easier to read.

BTW: SOTTO - means the line is spoken very softly to themselves or another character.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters, they belong to others who are not me. There is no intention of copyright infringement. I just want to have fun with characters from a show I miss terribly.

INT - JAYE'S BATHROOM

Jaye steps into the bathroom and closes the door.

JAYE: Here goes.

She walks up to the sink where the pregnancy test sits. She picks up the box and reads it.

JAYE (CONT'D): Okay, one line not pregnant, two linespregnant.

She takes a deep breath and reaches for the test. A mermaid on a bottle of shampoo animates.

MERMAID: (sings) Don't tell.

JAYE: Who sang that?

Jaye picks up stuff looking for the source of the song. She spins the bottle of shampoo around to reveal the mermaid. The mermaid bats her eyes and starts to sing.

MERMAID: Don't tell.

JAYE: Alright Ariel. Don't tell who, what? You're gonna have to be a little more specific if you want me to do your bidding.

MERMAID: (sings) Don't tell.

JAYE: I don't have time for this.

She turns the bottle so the mermaid is no longer facing her.

JAYE (CONT'D): I'm in the middle of a situation here. Now is not the time to be talking to thingsthat --

She looks down at the pregnancy test and sees two lines (pregnant).

JAYE (CONT'D): Oh my God!

The mermaid swims around the bottle and faces Jaye again.

MERMAID: (sings) Don't tell.

Jaye looks at the mermaid. She is incredulous.

JAYE: Don't tell? You're talking about Mahandra and Aaron, aren't you? How can you ask me to do that?

MERMAID: (sings) Don't tell.

JAYE: Listen fish lady, this is where I draw the line. We are talking about my brother and my best friend. I can't keep this from them.

Jaye heads to the door. The bear on a package of Charmin toilet paper animates and speaks in a very deep melodic voice.

CHARMIN BEAR: Shut it!

JAYE: Oh great. Now I'm being double teamed.

INT - JAYE'S TRAILER "LIVINGROOM"

Aaron is sitting on a chair. Mahandra is in his lap.

MAHANDRA: What the hell is she doing in there?

AARON: Okay now this is just ridiculous.

Aaron gets up and gently lifts Mahandra off his lap and sits her in the chair. Aaron stands in front of the bathroom door.

AARON (CONT'D): What is taking you so long!

JAYE (O.S.): I'll be out in a minute!

AARON: Come on! How hard could it be to read a pregnancy test.

He looks back at Mahandra.

MAHANDRA: One line negative, two lines positive.

Aaron turns back around to the bathroom door.

AARON: Two lines she's pregnant, one line she's not!

JAYE (O.S.): I just want to make sure I'm reading it right.

Aaron looks at Mahandra.

MAHANDRA: She's your sister.

AARON: But you're the one that sent her in there.

INT - JAYE'S BATHROOM

Jaye kneels on the floor. She is face to face with the Charmin Bear.

JAYE: You cannot play with people's lives like this. Tell me, what good will it do humanity. How does not telling them they're pregnant benefit the greater good?

She looks between the mermaid and the bear. No one speaks.

JAYE (CONT'D): Silence. That's just great.

She heads for the door again. This time the mermaid and bear sing together in harmony. They repeat:

MERMAID: Don't tell.

CHARMIN BEAR: Shut it!

Jaye stops at the door and turns around.

JAYE: What is this a musical now?

The muses stop singing. Jaye looks at them.

JAYE (CONT'D): I'm still telling.

The muses take a deep breath and start singing again. Jaye opens the bathroom door and walks out.

INT - JAYE'S TRAILER "LIVINGROOM"

Jaye comes out of the bathroom. She shuts the door, muffling the sound of the singing muses. Aaron lifts Mahandra off his lap and they stand in front of Jaye.

JAYE: (a little grossed out) Were you just sitting on his lap?

Mahandra snaps her fingers in front of Jaye's face.

MAHANDRA: Focus Jaye. The test results.

JAYE: Yeah, that.

From somewhere in the back of the trailer the wax lion can be heard counting down.

WAX LION (O.S.): A, 5, 6,7 8...

All the muses in the trailer begin to sing a harmonic jazz version of Don't tell! and Shut it! Jaye stands in front of Aaron and Mahandra with a blank expression on her face.

AARON: Jaye!

MAHANDRA: Now is really not the time for a dramatic pause.

JAYE: (defeated) Okay. The test was negative. You're not pregnant.

The muses stop singing. Aaron immediately hoots and rejoices.

MAHANDRA: (disbelieving) What?

Jaye walks up to her.

JAYE: That wasn't the reaction I expected from you. What's going on?

Mahandra shakes her head. Jaye walks over to Aaron and smacks him on the arm.

MAHANDRA: Jaye, no.

Aaron immediately stops rejoicing.

AARON: What?

JAYE: Not everyone shares your joy.

She motions to Mahandra. He walks over to her.

AARON: You're not happy, why aren't you happy?

MAHANDRA: (unconvincingly) I am. Whew what a relief.

JAYE: (to Aaron) She's not happy.

AARON: I know. (to Mahandra) Wait a minute. Did you want it to be positive?