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TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH - YOUR BEST HATE MAIL!

Oh,
what the hell? I've listened to your radio show twice now. Once because
it looked like it might be funny, and once again just to make sure that
I hadn't made a mistake and you three dillweeds were as stupid as I
thought you were. The whole show just seemed like a penis-size contest
with how much Cuntbuster and Cannon talk about sex, and "Melons"
is just a slut. Your unprofessionalism is a joke. Stick to the t-shirts
and leave Internet radio for people who give a crap about what they're
doing.

Our Response: Oh,
you little fucking shithead! We have the best fucking Internet Radio
show out there, and you're a dumbfuck for not recognizing it. No, we
don't sound like everyone else's shows...and that's a fucking good thing.
We come from a place that emphasizes that we say whatever the fuck we
want whenever the fuck we want to say it. Considering that you're the
only email that we've ever gotten that says we suck, I'm going to have
to kindly disagree with you and formally request that you suck the dried
cum off the end of my dickhole. You hurt Melons feelings, too! Now she's
going to develop a complex that makes her not to want to suck random
cock at parties. You've done wicked harm here, asshole. Shut the fuck
up and go listen to some shitty show.