The
More You Pull The More I Push

Those Mormon
missionaries were knocking on my door again.
Woke me up
from a really nice dream.
Really. There
were these TWO girls...

Anyway, it's
hard to get mad at them. They are so damned polite.

Catholics know
better. Or maybe Catholics are just too disobedient. I'm not
knocking door to door to sell cookies or Jesus.

Gotta laugh
though. There's no way you're gonna get me in a white shirt and
tie again. I did that in High School.

Hah! I never
owned one of those blue blazers like everyone else either. I
HAD BLUE SWEATERS.
I don't know
where I got that idea, but I had a collection of blue sweaters
for my school uniform.
Mostly v-necks.
I should've
worn turtle necks and covered up that _____tie. I wanted to cuss
there.

Hey, I'm getting
more tactful already.

But I've got
a theory.
People annoy
each other to escape each other.
You just bug
each other 'til somebody splits.
Then you're free to chase after
someone else.
I think if
I ever do get along with a girl I will marry her.