I'm in the same boat. Our house is being built, so we're putting as much stuff into storage to make the house appealing to potential buyers as possible. The wife told me, the other day, "y'know, honey, you really are going to have to move the coffin out of the garage and into the storage unit. You're going to scare off house shoppers".

If it were ME, and I had discovered a coffin in the garage, I'd be negotiating for the homeowner to throw it in with the house. My wife assures me that I am not a typical homebuyer in that regard.