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Deck The Fucking Halls

Finally the damn tree is decorated and all the lights match! The bulb placement might not be perfect, but I can always make adjustments. Best thing about this tree? It makes a great night light and creates some major ambiance up in here. Too bad I don’t have a man to snuggle on the couch with and enjoy it. But, it’s on my Xmas list, so maybe Santa will bring him. 😉