Trading Algorithms with The Fly

PREPARE THE CARNIVAL CANNONS!

France was down 2% when I went to sleep last night and S&P futures were dramatically lower, -180. The bearshitters were elated on Twitter last night, rejoicing in the bad news, lathering themselves with the pain of others, declaring victory. I fucking warned them all, last night, that I was going to kill them all. I told them “PREPARE TO BE SHOT FROM CARNIVAL CANNONS” should the market trade up today. Lo and behold, France is up and futures are down 30.

By no means am I boasting. From my vantage point, Senor Tropicana has a lot of work to do, none of which requires chest pounding or early celebrations.

IT’S NOT A GAME ANYMORE.

I said it yesterday and I will say it now: the European move AWAY from austerity is good. The fucking Tea Parties of the world can fuck themselves. Trying to be austere when the economy is collapsing is fucking juvenile. The arch-fiends in Germany need to stop worrying about inflation and understand deflation is the real risk. Once the Europeans embrace their printing presses, world markets will fucking soar.

Spain is up 1.3% and I’m going to slap someone in the face with a hot slice of pizza today. The world is as it should be.

Top picks: KMB, YELP, PEP

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SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!

riggedgame

In these days of high debt -Federal,personal and mortgage;
in these days of RECORD corporate profits and cash;
in these days of high unemployment and low interest rates;
in these days of astronomical wealth and income disparity:

A) Raise the min wage to $10 USA
B) Cut the work week to 35 hours
c) Print money left and right (Fed)
D) Tax the living shit out of the wealthy

That’s BAD for me because I am wealthy and good for the vast majority.

bhh

If my taxes go up substantially from here, I am going to fire all my employees, close up shop, and retire. I’ve got the savings to live a comfortable life and I am sick of working 6 months a year to pay Uncle Sam. How does this help anyone again?

Cheesefries

Spooky

That is not the Greek malaise! Greek malaise is that the banking class in Greece, much as in our good ole US of A, is fucking everyone else in that country in the ass. That, my friend, is the Greek malaise.

rru2s

US Flight 666 Economy Airways has upgraded to new inflight cockpit controls — If the plane starts to stall, fire up the afterprinters. If it banks and leans too far left, then the “inflation ailerons” are activated. Europe is about to order their planes with the same features.

Yabollox

The Titanic sunk 100 years ago. Various salvagers have found, through records of the cargo, that a large volume of 100 y/o gourmet mayonnaise (of all things) was in the hold of the Titanic. It is thought to be perfectly preserved in the cold, nearly freezing temperature of the water there. The make up of this fine Belgian mayonaise is of particular interest to historians and cooking buffs. It could have as much value as the various gold and jewelry pieces that may lie there alongside the Titanic. International law is fuzzy on who has salvage rights. There is quite a competition with competing claims among salvage rs to recover this “Sinko de Mayo”

Eur/USD held support test of 1.3000 last night, SPX 1350 also. But markets never go thru big points on the first attempt. Oil 96/97 support also. IMHO, Market is saying wait wait BoE will give me more money on Thursday and China CPI will be weak (do you believe that they are stockpiling Pork to keep up falling Hog prices), so China will cut rates and give me money. Only Intervention that this Cocaine Market will get is from the BoJ, and that is not cocaine but total rehab time. In the words of Fly, its time for this Nymph to eat a sandwich until the API data post tomorrow I guess.

Mr. Partridge

Multatuli

Oh là là…..Valerie (the 47 year old lover of François Hollande) is HOT…… It’s hard to believe the two of them have seven kids together (from previous marriages). “The Rottweiler,” as she is known, is not exactly exuding “austerity”. In reality she is known for her elegant fashion sense…..

Let’s just be Frank, folks…. In France austerity means your croissant is served a day old……..

Trading Algorithms with The Fly

PREPARE THE CARNIVAL CANNONS!

France was down 2% when I went to sleep last night and S&P futures were dramatically lower, -180. The bearshitters were elated on Twitter last night, rejoicing in the bad news, lathering themselves with the pain of others, declaring victory. I fucking warned them all, last night, that I was going to kill them all. I told them “PREPARE TO BE SHOT FROM CARNIVAL CANNONS” should the market trade up today. Lo and behold, France is up and futures are down 30.

By no means am I boasting. From my vantage point, Senor Tropicana has a lot of work to do, none of which requires chest pounding or early celebrations.

IT’S NOT A GAME ANYMORE.

I said it yesterday and I will say it now: the European move AWAY from austerity is good. The fucking Tea Parties of the world can fuck themselves. Trying to be austere when the economy is collapsing is fucking juvenile. The arch-fiends in Germany need to stop worrying about inflation and understand deflation is the real risk. Once the Europeans embrace their printing presses, world markets will fucking soar.

Spain is up 1.3% and I’m going to slap someone in the face with a hot slice of pizza today. The world is as it should be.

Top picks: KMB, YELP, PEP

THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, IF YOU HAVEN’T DONE SO ALREADY: Sign up to iBankCoin or start a blog here. Contribute! Also, you can link up your twitter handle and we will list you on sidebar. Very soon the GAMIFICATION of iBankCoin will begin and you will want to be a part of it.

SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!

riggedgame

In these days of high debt -Federal,personal and mortgage;
in these days of RECORD corporate profits and cash;
in these days of high unemployment and low interest rates;
in these days of astronomical wealth and income disparity:

A) Raise the min wage to $10 USA
B) Cut the work week to 35 hours
c) Print money left and right (Fed)
D) Tax the living shit out of the wealthy

That’s BAD for me because I am wealthy and good for the vast majority.

bhh

If my taxes go up substantially from here, I am going to fire all my employees, close up shop, and retire. I’ve got the savings to live a comfortable life and I am sick of working 6 months a year to pay Uncle Sam. How does this help anyone again?

Cheesefries

Spooky

That is not the Greek malaise! Greek malaise is that the banking class in Greece, much as in our good ole US of A, is fucking everyone else in that country in the ass. That, my friend, is the Greek malaise.

rru2s

US Flight 666 Economy Airways has upgraded to new inflight cockpit controls — If the plane starts to stall, fire up the afterprinters. If it banks and leans too far left, then the “inflation ailerons” are activated. Europe is about to order their planes with the same features.

Yabollox

The Titanic sunk 100 years ago. Various salvagers have found, through records of the cargo, that a large volume of 100 y/o gourmet mayonnaise (of all things) was in the hold of the Titanic. It is thought to be perfectly preserved in the cold, nearly freezing temperature of the water there. The make up of this fine Belgian mayonaise is of particular interest to historians and cooking buffs. It could have as much value as the various gold and jewelry pieces that may lie there alongside the Titanic. International law is fuzzy on who has salvage rights. There is quite a competition with competing claims among salvage rs to recover this “Sinko de Mayo”

Eur/USD held support test of 1.3000 last night, SPX 1350 also. But markets never go thru big points on the first attempt. Oil 96/97 support also. IMHO, Market is saying wait wait BoE will give me more money on Thursday and China CPI will be weak (do you believe that they are stockpiling Pork to keep up falling Hog prices), so China will cut rates and give me money. Only Intervention that this Cocaine Market will get is from the BoJ, and that is not cocaine but total rehab time. In the words of Fly, its time for this Nymph to eat a sandwich until the API data post tomorrow I guess.

Mr. Partridge

Multatuli

Oh là là…..Valerie (the 47 year old lover of François Hollande) is HOT…… It’s hard to believe the two of them have seven kids together (from previous marriages). “The Rottweiler,” as she is known, is not exactly exuding “austerity”. In reality she is known for her elegant fashion sense…..

Let’s just be Frank, folks…. In France austerity means your croissant is served a day old……..

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