Description of Martial Arts Mythologies (in one sentence)

It seems to me that many cases of bullshido are a result of shysters cashing in on a martial art's mythology. So, what better use of my time then to begin a comprehensive list of mythologies -- the description contained in one sentence.

Here's ten I can think of off the top of my head:

Boxing
Kid makes a wrong decision, winds up in prison where he learns to box deadly, gets released, then fights his way to the top -- ultimately becoming champion.

Kickboxing
Kind of like boxing, but with eastern mysticism -- and some kicking.

Karate
Victim of bullying pesters old man to teach him karate, where he does household chores which -- unbenownst to him -- actually trains him to fight.

Boxing
Kid makes a wrong decision, winds up in prison where he learns to box deadly, gets released, then fights his way to the top -- ultimately becoming champion.

That not a myth that's Fight Night: Champion. The myth of boxing and pretty much every major boxing movie is a poor shmuck ends up in a gym through hard times, has a coach believe in their talent, they earn the attention of the main stream sport and get a shot at the title and win it so they aren't poor anymore because being poor is bad.