The 12 Worst Things Ever Said To A New Mom

From unsolicited advice that comes from someone without kids to real-life momzillas who always one-up baby’s accomplishments, read on for the 12 worst comments new mamas have ever heard (and prepare for some serious LOLs).

“I can’t believe you’re not breastfeeding! How can you do that to your baby?” — cosmosrmydrink14What to say back : “Not that it’s any of your business, but I had a really hard time breastfeeding. And, by the way, how I feed my baby is a personal choice — don’t judge me for it.”

“Here, let me do it. You’re not doing it right.” — _toeshoezntutus
_ What to say back : “I know you’re just trying to help, but I’d rather get constructive criticism than just plain criticism.”

“You don’t need to breastfeed her every time she cries. You’re going to spoil her!” — _riley42_83
_ What to say back : “I didn’t know that feeding my child was spoiling her.”

“‘He looks _just _like his daddy!’ I swear if I hear that one more time….” — _MrsLCH
_ What to say back : “Yep, it’s true, I wasn’t having an affair.”