Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen parodied by PETA (Hilarity not included)

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s use of fur has severely pissed off PETA. Today they launched a new website named by, I’m guessing, an 8-year-old. It’s called “Meet the Trollsen’s,” and it lays out the animal lovers hatred for the stick-figured ones:

Some say that Hairy-Kate and Trashley are guilty of offending their fans with some major fashion boo-boos, but here at peta2, we think that’s the understatement of the year! The twins’ heartless decision to wear fur and include it in their new fashion line, The Row (more like “Death Row”), is worse than a fashion no-no–it’s cruelty to animals. The Trollsens have ignored our pleas to stop wearing fur–and have since added horribly ugly fur items to their new clothing line.

The above video answers “yes” to the age-old question of “Can Full House become even more unwatchable?” If you didn’t know who Futureman was before, get ready to earnestly wish you still didn’t. Now excuse me while I write a letter to PETA demanding they stick to ads featuring nude celebrity asses or else I start picking off manatees.

Comments

This is the best PETA can do? Make fun of these two? wow. PETA is pretty desperate. These twins were sickly and gross as it is. No need to parody that. The spoof would have been to make them look good with huge boobs.

#11, how do you know they’re selfish? (before you answer that one, run to your closet and make sure there are no leather shoes, belts or purses in there, and make sure you don’t have leather seats in your car while you’re at it). And did you drop out of school in 7th grade, or did you sleep your way through english class?

If I were the Olsen twins (which I thank God every day that I’m not), I would just wear more fur after seeing this. It’d be fun to see that you make a group of people so angry just because you wear fur. I’d make a little game out of it.

Well, I’d like to say something horrible about the Olsen Doppelgangers but I really like sheared beaver fur (hahahaha). But seriously folks, I’d wear fur if I’d hunted it and skinned it myself after eating the meat (hahaha). No seriously…..

I’m not pro fur, but at least the animals are farmed and not poached. I’d like to see Futureman confront some poachers and then watch the fur fly! Futureman would quickly become Extinct Idiot without a Gallbladder!

i hate peta, i want to buy lots of hamburger meat and throw it at them.
a lot of people hate fur because they think it is cruel, but… i think these people forget that they prob own something made of leather… same concept really.
Seals and chinchillas are cute though, Im glad I think fur coats look funny, and I am too poor to afford them.

What if there were GIANTS living among us that liked to wear “human eye balls” as earrings? We’d see our family member’s heads being chopped off for their fashion purpose. I would hope that some sensible GIANTS would protest to save us.

PETA people are pathetic, completely off their nuts. It isn’t animal abuse they’re upset about – not really – it’s their own damaged childhoods (or something of that ilk, specifics may vary). They are helpless, frightened, ineffectual little people beset by a virulent mentality of victimhood. Their actions and positions are nothing more than self-righteous masturbation.

31 –
what if we could fly to the moon and eat horse shit.
what if vegetables had hearts and souls, scientists just haven’t discovered it yet.
my hamster ate it’s babies… it didn’t give a fuck about family.
know why?
cause it is a dumb animal.
you fucktard,
i should shoot you and wear your skin.

This is just the way it is, people who wear fur as a fashion statement are just plain assholes. Those that try to defend them may not be assholes but are really fucking stupid. Minks, foxes, and harp seals, etc. are harvested solely for their pelts to be turned into outerwear so those that wear them can flaunt their wealth. It is a wretched practice.

It is not an effective counter-argument to criticize those opposed to the practice for eating meat and wearing leather does not negate that. When rendered cows and swine have multiple uses like providing food and clothing. Leather is durable material and used a lot more than making flashy pants. The point is there are many utilitarian uses for those animals, whereas animals slaughtered for the fur trade are done only for their skin.

So don’t feel bad about having a big steak dinner and wearing leather on your way out to throw pig blood on the Olsens. You’re not doing anything wrong.

I liked the naked woman campaign much better. It’s difficult to get an erection looking at the Olshit twins. They are as annoying as that Sam Wainwright and his “Hee Haw” comment throughout It’s a Wonderful Life. If it’s such a Wonderful Life, then while did George try to jump in a freezing river and kill himself? The holiday season is so confusing… If I were George Bailey, the movie would have been much different:

Sam Wainwright: Hey George, Hee HAW!!!
George: Shut up you stupid fuck before I kick you right square in the nuts.