The incident: A man found porn on a second-hand Nintendo 3DS that he bought his son for Christmas.

The appropriate response: Deleting it. Moving on with your life. I guess you could complain to the place you bought it, too. You might get some free vouchers or something.

The actual response: He went on TV and literally cried.

Colorado father Mark Giles bought a used 3DS from a Gamestop for his five-year-old son.

According to the above news report, excitement turned to HORROR, when one of Mark's other sons informed him that there was porn on the device. After checking it out, Mark saw that there were "nine images of sexual activity" on there. Images that, presumably, had been left there by the 3DS's previous owner.

After contacting the Gamestop branch where he bought the computer, Mark took his story to a local news channel, who came to his house to interview him. And then he cried. On camera. Knowing that it was something that other people would see.

The actual response: LaRue Ford, the woman who swore, was arrested and spent 11 days in jail.

LaRue was in the courthouse in Niles, Michigan early last month to pay off some old parking tickets. The fines ended up being $50 more expensive than she'd anticipated. Shocked, LaRue said the words "fuck this shit" to herself.

She was charged with contempt of court and arrested. She was later able to walk free after paying a $500 bond.

While out on bail, local judge Dennis Wiley raised her bail to $5,000 – an amount that LaRue was unable to pay, so she was re-arrested and put back in jail on December 18th.

LaRue spent the next 11 days (including Christmas Day) incarcerated. She was finally released when another judge overruled the original decision, and allowed her to pay only the original $500 bail.

LaRue, being interviewed by a man wearing really, really stupid earmuffs, said, "I guess right now I'm just speechless, I'm tired. I've just been through so much."

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