George Bailey Will F*ck You Up This Holiday Season!

Hey, remember when there was a rumor going around that Paramount was gonna do a sequel to holiday classic and diabetes inducing It’s a Wonderful Life? No? Oh, well this is awkward. Appropriate, though, since Paramount pretty much squashed those rumors quicker than you can say Bedford Falls.

That doesn’t mean we can’t speculate what a gritty reboot of It’s a Wonderful Life would look like in the current Hollywood landscape.