Reinstag wrote:Kamiket: *holds up frog to Timo for him to see* Well, of course its Delen. Just look at him!

"DO
NOT
SEEK
THE
TREASURE!"

"We
thought
you
was
a toad"

~S

Fighters do it face to face, Rogues may do it from behind, Rangers can do it from a distance, Wizards do it from out of nowhere, Clerics may not do it at all, Barbarians may do it in a rage, Sorcerers can do it on a whim, Bards on a note, but Paladins have to pay for it!

A rather strange incident whereby Aradan was slain, but somehow appeared not in the seven heavens, but next to his body. After picking up his his equipment, he decided to also pick up his corpse. But then came the problem of what to do with it.

*fade to City Gate Inn, where Midnight is sitting having a quiet drink. Aradan enters and introduces himself (this was the first time they met I think), explaining the situation. Led to the following quotes:*

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Aradan: my body is cold and hard
Midnight: mmm ... just how I like my men!
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Midnight: I'll take it off your hands and make sure it's disposed of
Aradan: Women ..... all they want is my body !

Heh... technically, he said that to me in a tell, so it doesn't really count as IC... does it? I have the logs to prove it though. If they count though, here's a little exchange between me and Reinstag regarding one of my NPCs, the super-thief halfling Pern Trueblade...

Me:"I should warn you, Pern plans to assassinate you and keep Kima"
Reinstag:"Lol"
Me:"How can true love stand in the way of halfling power?"
Reinstag:"Kick away the ladder".
Me:"Good point."

Besides... these are Mythos quotes... but I have tons to share if they count. I'll post more later, but here are some recent ones...

Lance Brinsbane and Mayfin Lilyblade hearing Nightfall say that she fights for good, but her best friend is Purgatori, confront her with the half-demon's evil murderous ways...Nightfall: "I do not judge people for their total acts, only for their deeds."
Lance Brinsbane: "That made no sense."

Malik and Celad are spying on Mayfin and Lance in an inn, then see them go upstairs, wait a bit, follow, bust in.Malik: "I didn't know Athena was the goddess of lust!"

Cthonar Lux: Well...gentlemen...if you want to know of awkwardness. Listen to this... Persephone... She tried to seduce me. THAT'S awkward. Goddess of Spring herself...I think I managed to mutter something like... "Are you sure you have the right dwarf?"

Chicken Vendor: "Ah, Miss Purgatori! Perhaps you would come down from there and share your experiences with your lovers?"
Kari: "Lovers? I'm impressed."
Chicken Vendor: "Yes, I wish I was that lucky! But I haven't given up on Tobin yet!"
Kari: "Oh my god! You like men!"
Chicken Vendor: "Of course! My full, pink moustache and blue berret weren't enough clue?"

At the start of the Exodus from Ragnarok... people are stuck at the end of the Deep Ethereal because the portal isn't working... lots of random talks, strange things going on, attacks by monsters, Titans running around...

Imirie Bloodmaul: "We have to go! We must escape!"
Viriato: "No! Ragnarok destroyed my tribe! I must stay to avenge them!"
Imirie Bloodmaul: "No... the future of the tribe is within me"
Viriato: "*shocked* Imirie... what are you saying?
Kaos Tempest: "Imirie... are you with child?"
Imirie Bloodmaul: "I am with child."

This is said just a god appears... EVERYONE ignores him and the monsters, turns around to listen and starts congratulating. Heh. And then Kaos lets loose this pearlKaos Tempest: "Who's the father?"

Near the end... Quinn refuses to step through the portal, Astraea, Odin and Athena stand around, telling him to go...Ares: *positions himself behind Quinn and takes aim at his arse*
Ares: Do you want me to kick him through?