"I'D waar thet in a hurtbeart," announced 40-year-old mum Liz Hurley as she gazed upon a skimpy outfit that would look ridiculous on a woman half her age, "With little sexy boots."

Please don't.

Another gruelling instalment of Sky's "Project Cartwalk", the reality series to which hopeless host Hurley and that social mountaineering accent of hers contributes about 45 seconds a week. "Farshion hars no marcy," twittered the self-styled actress in her vile day-glow green dream.

And Project Catwalk has no point.

But I rather like that funny little Welshman Julian McDonald, the venomous judge whose yellow sunbed face looks about as jaundiced as his opinions.