An
Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer
for a 3-day pass.

The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli
army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something
spectacular for that recognition!"

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!

The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do
it?"

"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border
with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab
tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white
flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to
get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"