The Best Most Awesomest, Christmas Album Ever ...etc.

by Revival Today Staff

Enjoy the angelic sounds of Christmas with this special album. Crafted by the talented Revival Today Staff. After several minutes of hard work and dedication and sweat and blood and tears ...you, my friend, are in for a treat... not just any treat... a hot chocolatey sweet marshmallowy riveting treat.

Praised as the "Album of the Year" by our moms. Please enjoy "The Best Most Awesomest, Christmas Album Ever From Our Home and Family to Your Home and Family. May This Be A Year of Perpetual Growth Uh, Perfect Health, And Financial Prosperity, Glory to God!"