On Astros bandwagon? You’re not done shopping until things get intimate ...

Did you jump on the Astros bandwagon as Game 7 of the American League Championship Series was winding down? Beating those hated New York Yankees — man, you’ve hated those guys for, like, forever* — and going to the World Series was just the spur you needed to care about baseball.

Yeah, me too.

And like any good American, I can only express my love through buying things I don’t need on eBay. (You and my wife and my therapist do not need to know how many Willie Nelson posters I have.**)