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From what he's said he's very traditional, knowledgeable of various things like weapons and fighting if I remember correctly. His view on politics are different but I like seeing things from others perspective, I'm sure he's a swell guy 😄

BRHAAAAA, you're my friend. You got a crush on someone you ain't tellin me :) your opinions and advice are the best. I swear i am coming to you if i have a Q! You are also super chill and funny. Blunt and got great Questions!! And im yours and @Afro-dite9 Referee!! :P

@This_is_my_username I tend to dislike refs, but you're an exception xD You're gonna have to be good, cause Afro is coming hard xD@CHARismatic110 True, we tend to disagree on a lot of thing, but we haven't reached the stage of hating each other... yet xD@EmpatheticLady I'll take that :P@stardust101 thank you! Same goes to you :)

@Lindseytay so this will sound so weird and creepy but Lindsey sounds like a girl I dated in uni for awhile haha remembering back on one of those "everyone post a vocaroo of your voice" posts awhile ago

Oh, and, if you had to wait for me at an apartment building, I'd at least have the damn decency to buzz you into the lobby of the building. LOL(that was you, right? pardon me if I'm mistaking someone else's story for yours)

Sorrow is knowledge: they who know the mostMust mourn the deepest o’er the fatal truth,The Tree of Knowledge is not that of Life.Philosophy and science, and the springsOf wonder, and the wisdom of the world,I have essay’d, and in my mind there isA power to make these subject to itself—But they avail not: I have done men good,And I have met with good even among men—But this avail’d not: I have had my foes,And none have baffled, many fallen before me—But this avail’d not:—Good, or evil, life,Powers, passions, all I see in other beings,Have been to me as rain unto the sands,Since that all—nameless hour. I have no dread,And feel the curse to have no natural fear,Nor fluttering throb, that beats with hopes or wishes,Or lurking love of something on the earth.

These were basically the same words spoken by Faust before he made his pact with the Devil:

Two souls, alas cohabit in my breast, A contract one of them desires to sever. The one like a rough lover clings To the world with the tentacles of its senses; The other lifts itself... Out of the mist on powerful wings,. Aye, if I only hand a magic mantle On which I could fly abroad, a-voyaging, I would not barter it for the costliest raiment, Not even for the mantle of a king.

And so existence weighs upon my breast And I long for death and life-life I detest.

If ever I stretch myself on a bead of ease, Then I am finished. Is that understood? If ever Your flatteries [the devil's] can coax me To be pleased with myself, if ever you cast A spell of pleasure that can hoax me Then that day be my last.

nah, lol, I chose Faust because those words -- about how everything is nothing, and all that -- reminded me of... well, Faust.

I'm actually Catholic. I rejected the faith pretty hard, for a long time, but, I managed to find a degree of solace in it that I couldn't find anywhere else. So, to that extent at least, Ecclesiastes has a point, for me.It's a very private experience, and I think the whole notion of evangelizing is just tacky... but, yeah. Who knows what the future will bring, in terms of yr own spiritual journey. Just keep yr mind open.

Oh, and -- You HAVE to become more or less completely disillusioned with love, before you can really, truly, fall in love. <3

@CHARismatic110 thanks Cherie! <3 You have a wonderful smile@ asker haha thanks, wish I was as smart as I look :P@ mooky06 Thanks intimidator! Your Kia is A-ok :P@jwhit That I did man, unfortunately I only get e-hunnies. :X@justbanANNAz I won't break it I swear <3@ConsultIsBack ohh man, you're too kind to me brother.

When I first joined, I remember I kept seeing something like "RIP @JackKerousac" everywhere and I think that is how I first took notice of you xDBut then I saw you more and more and I realized that you were actually hilarious, not to mention a nice guy too!

@ConsultantIsBack lmao thanks bud!@asker true!@EmpatheticLady who doesn't? lol@This_is_my_username You are waaaay to kind *blushes*@ifarted lol thanks bro!@ XNicholeMariex3 you have some of it, too!@Clarisa_ bruh! @ CHARismatic110 aww thank you very much char, and likewise!@stardust101 thank you! :D@apple24 we are all addicted, we need to have meetings about it lol@Pampered thank you very much, and likewise!@PT1911 thank you brother!

@redeyemindtricks But you've passed through it though right, two of the three main interstates run right through the city. NoVA is pretty awesome, congested but awesome. Hampton Roads is okay. What's wrong with SF haha? Um it was pretty rough in the 90s, but crime has gone down a lot ever since. I don't technically live in Richmond, but the surrounding county suburbs. I just say Richmond because people wouldn't have a clue where I was talking about if I said the actual place heck people outside the state know of the city name 😂😂

lol... ironically, I'd have liked SF more if it'd been MORE "rough". I mean, I'm actually from the hood originally (eastside Long Beach), so, I'm used to parts of town with, uh, "character". Also, I swear to God, I've lived in a few places now with weird hipsters who are easily hoodwinked by the latest food trends, but, SF was the only place where people would actually YELL at me for eating, like, normal food. ::shudders::

Also, I like heat, heat, and more heat -- literally, my ideal climate would be triple-digit temps every day -- so, SF weather made me want to shrivel up and die.Like, almost literally. I had BAD manic-depression as a teenager (which I write about on basically every other thread), and, that weather was making it threaten to return. I had to gtfo or else.

I used to "read" road maps as a kid for fun, and I've driven about 1.5 million miles in my life, so, I'm sure I'd at least recognize the name of yr town.

Well VA weather can be really bipolar, like early this month we had our first 70 degree day, then next week we got snow like wtf. Also the state experiences both extremes of weather, like its northern enough to get below freezing/ 2 feet of snow, but southern enough (it is considered a state of the south) to get weeks straight of 95 or higher. I hate the heat, I prefer fall time weather like mid 40s.

I still kinda do that now actually 😅I'm 100% sure you'd mispronounce it, everyone who isn't from here does lol

I haven't driven through Richmond in a long, long time. I didn't stop there, because it was like 3 in the morning.The only thing I think I remember is a road called "Boulevard", and that was it. Just Boulevard. Is that a thing? lol

@redeyemindtricks Nah that's the upper scale suburb town south of the city. I found out there's a Midlo in Texas. I won't disclose my actual town name, but that was a good guess. It's a well known street that runs though historic parts of the city, you probably saw the baseball park from the interstate too. So yeah if you said there was a nice bar around there and someone asked where, you say right off "The Boulevard". We have a district called "The Fan" because it's literally shaped like a fan on the map. But yeah you can find a lot of hipsters there, it's a mixture of old folks who owned homes there since who knows when, but a lot recent grad students move there. It's where you find most of the gold bars at surprisingly. How does what little you saw of the city compare to what you normally see on the road. I like hearing what people out of state have to say. I personally feel it's too smal for me lol

Oh, I mean, it would have literally been 3 or 4 in the morning when I went through there, and I was probably paying attention to other things at the time. I probably just noticed that it was... small. And that there was a road called boulevard. LOL really, that's about it.

@justbanANNAz Yes! Koshari rocks! Speaking of that discussion, instead of competing between koshari and ice cream, there's always the option of koshari as a meal and then ice cream as dessert, right? That should keep the both of us happy lol.

You are like a long lost brother from a different part of the world who is better at math/physics (and enjoys them more lol).I think I first took notice of you when you said you were the joker around every other opinion xD

Good and evil are lies. There are only excuses for those to weak to seek strength. But weakness compels strength and strength devours weaknessin such a way that if one refuses to let their weakness compel strength from withinthe strength from outside will only devour the weak.

It is only until the weak stop clinging to the falsehood of morality that the weakness will call forth strength.

@stardust101 Yes, I try to live as freely as I can. Lesser individuals will try to say that control of one's life is an illusion in an attempt to make themselves feel better about their own shortcomings. Petty, that.

@apple24 You really think so? I will admit I have a natural talent but to be called a poet. I thank you.

Knock yourself out... Hit me with your best generic compliments that you've been holding on to for rate me questions that I never ask and scolding insults for ostracization for misbehavior... Enjoy your experiment in self-affirmation theory... Surely I will fold under social pressures and become a new man... :D

You certainly give meaning to the term just banana's, crazy in a way no one else seems to beee, and you give sound advice even despite lots of controversy and you stick to your guns which is admirable.

My first impression of you, here we go 😌so kind, , very helpful, creative, an amazing person, a girl that loves tabulah as much as i do oh and SHAWERMA lol 😂 funny, stunning and admirable!here you go! 💁

@BusinessBasketball you clearly haven't lived... Your so obsess with bussiness that you focus on that! You need to take risk and laugh! lol YOU NEED FLAVOR! YOU NEED LOVE <3! Like the real kinda of love not the shallow heartless unflavor shit.. The kinda of love that embarrasses you or the one thing you love that makes you excited... Don't focus on the goal... Focus on now! Be happy for yourself even when know one can see or when you fucked up! (: You got you! lol LOOK AT ME PREACHING HAHA!

Honestly I remember when I first interacted with you you used to have an older account I think and I remember asking a rate me question and before I didn't see your face if this was you lol cause there was an older account named bellegirl but with a 6 in it and it said you were marred too lol. But the first time I saw you I honestly thought you were a model who was a whore and a bitch lol I was completely off.

Speaking of mystery novels, if you wake up one day in a drugged funk and those luxuriant black curls of yours are nowhere to be seen... uh, I didn't do it. Wasn't me. o_o

The only kind of "mystery writing" I've ever been able to do is... uh, writing down a bunch of shit when I'm really pissed off, and then trying to figure out what it's supposed to mean the next day. LOLI'm jelly

@redeyemindtricks who the friken f**** doesn't know you!!! hahahaha I love you. You are so witty and quick with your comebacks and you always shut the stupid troll that likes to bad mouth everyone! You're just amazing :)

@HeWhoPonders Self-aware, sure. You know what they say -- in order to be old and wise, you have to be young and stupid first. Well, I was pretty damn stupid when I was young, so, I'm looking forward to being a true guru of worldly wisdom. LOL

My man would NEVER allow ANY harm to come to his children.I mean... it's pretty amazing, how that works. A lot of people with backgrounds like his just turn out fucked-up and unable to love. Others -- like him -- don't give a shit about anyone in the world except a handful of people, but, for those select few, they have this burning love that's just beyond anything I've ever seen.I mean, I don't know exactly what you've read and what you haven't. But, yeah, basically, he's a deadly force -- but, having a deadly force ON yr side is the safest feeling in the whole wide world.

question of the day: if a bunch of people 15-20 years younger than me think I'm cool and stuff, IS THAT A GOOD THING? hmmmmmlol

@hookingswan Tx!Out of curiosity, what's the meaning of yr name? I googled "hooking swan" -- to see whether that's the name of a specific kind of swan (my first guess) -- and it doesn't seem to be.Pardon me if the meaning is obvious and I'm just missing it.

No, it's ok. It's not that obvious. It's related to a romantic couple of a tv show that I like, called Once Upon a Time. It gives a different spin to the ordinary fairytales. HookingSwan: Captain Hook and Emma Swan (daughter of Snow white).

It's a bit silly, but I was fangirling at the time. Especially towards the actor that plays a sexy version of Captain Hook, Colin O'Donoguhe :D