Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

Serfs up!

Everything is possible. Pass the word.

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Shakespeare William

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the
illiterates can read.

Shakespeare William

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from
one graveyard to another.

Shakespeare William

There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break
about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get
about the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer and the poor
get it in the winter.

Shakespeare William

XI:
If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would
get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty
times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all
the managers would fly off.
XII:
I

Shakespeare William

Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.

Shakespeare William

were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than
their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was
evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF
test indicated that tight neckwear signifi

Shakespeare William

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.

Shakespeare William

I have gained this by philosophy:
that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.

Shakespeare William

Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.

Shakespeare William

I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the
morning. A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for
the train to come in, he said to me: "Excuse me, Mr. Cooke, I don't want to
invade your privacy, but I h

Shakespeare William

The human instinct to censor thrives, as it always will, living in
irrepressible conflict with the human instinct to speak. Outrage,
self-righteousness, and paranoia feed the maw of censorship.
Squelching speech, however, never reduces society's net

Shakespeare William

Every why hath a wherefore.

Shakespeare William

A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet.

Shakespeare William

Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.

William Shakespeare

Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator
of sociopathic tendencies.

William Shakespeare

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

William Shakespeare

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

William Shakespeare

The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

William Shakespeare

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