Although details are sketchy, pundits believe Rain's unwillingness
to spend time on the Internet and converse
with the ColoradoGuy community
was her primary downfall.

"It's just a sad time for everyone. Rain needed to go. I feel bad that it's
right before Christmas, but what about my hair?! She wasn't doing squat with my
hair!" said Steve, in his brief press statement.

To
soften the impact of her firing, Steve delivered a Starbucks
peppermint hot chocolate to Rain's Colorado
Springs home when he delivered the controversial news. Rain appreciated the gourmet drink.

Public Reactions Seem Negative

The timing of Rain Thrower's dismissal has drawn a
lot of criticism from the ColoradoGuy community and appears to be a public relations disaster.