The real fun begins when Mila tells interviewer Horny Henry
that performer Chuck Martino is "a piece of shit," then
proceeds to get her excrement dick-swizzled by Dave Hardman
who, only moments before, suffered an on-camera bout of
unpremeditated seasickness.

While on the subject of chucking one's hurl, Dick Nasty,
whose waxing physique bespeaks the wonders of biscuits and
gravy, does Liza Harper with a setup that allows the viewers
a deep, long look at a swimming pool that appears to be
doubling as a cesspool.

As with most wall-to-wall fare, pick your moments.
Ours is when Hardman rides blonde, bounteous Timber
sidesaddle. And a prize should be offered for the first
viewer who can do an accurate tattoo count of the voluptuous
Christgen Wolf.