One of the political parties of the United States. Although they have shapened up today, they used to be pure evil. (Consult your American History textbook and you'll know what I mean) They used to be unable to govern, were racist against blacks, supported unfair propositions, and were against America. Now they simply can't govern.

Me??!! A Democrat??!!?!?! HAw!! LOL!! ROFLMFAO!!!!! OMG! You've gotta be kidding me!!! What the heck do you take me for?? DANG! That's a good one! You should be a comedian.

of the 2 major political parties in America, this party or its politicians have a variety of bullshit, that although at times distressing, is often mixed with initiatives that actually prove helpful to people based on what appears to be a genuine concern for the citizenry. Democrat's bullshit is unique for being generally non-virulent to humanity at large and is thus tolerable in comparison to the bullshit of any other group which has historically wielded a similar level of political influence. The bullshit of Democrats is thus regrettable but rarely if ever dangerous. This is exceptionally noteworthy, as the necessary evil of politics by its very nature draws out humanity's most vulgar, deceitful, hycpocritical, duplicitous, oppressive, sanctimonious, arrogant, and self-serving interests and personalities. Luckily in America, these unsavory qualities have concentrated themselves to a truly extraordinary level in the Republican party, so that one who wishes to avoid these virulent and intolerable forms of bullshit can easily do so by supporting Democrats or any viable 3rd party (OK, OK... that little joke about 3rd parties was just to see if you're still reading), and vigilantly opposing Republicans and/or documenting the afforementioned evils inherent in any political system (I know that last part is redundant, since Republicans are themselves typically the evils in the system).

Democrat bullshit: One man gets a blow-job from a 21 year old woman. He doesn't admit it until the imminent potential for DNA evidence to back up the woman's story embarrasses him enough to confess.

Republican bullshit: Far too vile and lengthy a list to go into, but perhaps its most dangerous and virulent outbreaks in recent memory include submitting forged documents to the entire world in order to bolster a "rally to unnecessary war in Iraq" campaign based on blind ideology, a series of deliberate deceptions, and the unethical intimidation of professional intelligence officers, rather than on pragmatic realities. This served to destroy America's credibility and drastically weaken the War on Terror. Worst of all, it has so far resulted in the deaths of at least 1600 American troops, many thousands more American troops severely maimed and scarred for life, as well as 10's of 1000's of ordinary Iraqis whose "liberation" from their brutal dictator came in the form of death by American armaments for no good reason, and at a price tag of well over $300 BILLION dollars, with no end in sight! (incidentally, less than 3% of that total could completely update America's schools for the 21st century, a modest portion could have funded all the research we need to make alternative energy commercially viable so we can be truly independent and tell the Islamic wackos to shove their oil up their ass, and still have a boatload of cash left over for whatever you want to do with it - pay down the deficit, invest in Social Security, or anything else!!)

People who like to spend money and give money to those who are lazy, enabling them to do anything for themselves. They are ignorant, stubborn, and often uneducated. I live in California, so I would know.

Republican: So who did you vote for?

Democrat: OBAMA! HELL YEAH, OBAMA IS AWESOME!

Republican: Why is that?

Democrat: He's going to change things in this country!!!

Republican: Oh yeah? and do you know what he is going to change?

Democrat: ummm....well no, but I'm sure it's going to be good. Plus, I need money in my pocket and I don't feel like working. If i keep popping out babies, Obama will keep paying me.

Republican: *rolls eyes*

Democrats ruin the country our founding fathers worked so hard to build. Thanks ass holes.

A political party that was once predominate in the American South supported mainly by racist whites, both rich and poor. Their main objective is to keep the blacks bitter about their past during the slavery days and dependent on the government, even in today's 21st century America. Today, they are a party of handouts, huge government spending, regulating businesses left and right, and rewarding laziness to those who can, but won't work. One advantage: their support for Labor Unions, aka, livable wages for the common working people.

Lyndon Baines Johnson once said "Keep the Niggers Voting Democrat" when the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was signed.

1. People who blame Bush and bash him even though most of the time they have no idea what they're talking about, and either state the question as if it's an answer, repeat the same thing over and over again, thinking that the more they say it, it might actually become a fact, or make donkey noises when they forget how to be civil.

2. Call everyone who doesn't think Obama's the Messiah, a racist. Even when Democrats were the known racists a while back, and were dedicated to the KKK. But I guess that's the past.

3. Say that Republicans hate the poor people, when the Republicans want to have more jobs, so the unemployed have a chance to work for their money. Of course, that's inhumane, because why shouldnt the unemployed low class citizens be allowed to sit on their couch drinking a cold one, while other people are out working hard, to get the money taken away from them and given to the lazy piece of shits contributing nothing but more babies to be raised poorly?

One of the two largest political parties in the United States, Democrats are generally left-wing, supporting social reform, government regulation of the private sector, and seperation of church and state. Democrats prefer to rely on common sense and understanding of other cultures rather than blind patriotism and xenophobia.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt was one of the greatest democrats, known for his reform of fiscal policy towards americans in order to combat the great depression. John F Kennedy, despite having a questionable private life, was also a model democrat, averting nuclear war during the Cuban Missile Crisis and paving the way for civil rights reform for african americans.