So today's "Featured Video" is this creepy perv trying to secretly film kids at the park! The reason I got such clear footage of his entire approach & escape is because this was his third pass in about 10 minutes.

Yes, that's a camera in the bag, and yes, that's his outfit. The best part is the kids calling him out and teasing him as he fled.

The peeper has come out of his hole and he did NOT see his shadow! SPRING IS ALMOST HERE!

Everyone below 14th knows of Junky the Barbarian, and no one has any problem with him, and we all just let him do whatever he wants, and that's how it is, and this is just how it'll be.
End of discussion.
Period.

HoopsVideo by Normal Bob

This is Starbuck's regular "Hoops." The great thing about Hoops is he talks super fuckin crazy like this all the time, except for this one time I was in line behind Hoops for the restroom, and he was talking to himself all wacky, then a lady walked up to the restroom skipping right past Hoops & I to which he stated quite clearly, "Hey, I was next for the bathroom!"

I always like to send off a fun page of Amazing Strangers with some drunk bum in a Mardi Gras mask staggering around Union Square harassing people until the cops have to escort him out of the park. So I wish you all fair well and leave you with exactly that.