Camon' guys, I used to know a girl like this and her situation was really sad. She was born with, what the doctors called, 'crab legs.' She had to walk everywhere like this, all the time. It was absolutely murder on her back, especially after puberty when a young lady grown a bit extra on the top there. I think this fine gentleman was helping her out and I'll thank you to not sully either of their good names.

Ugh, who let her out of the house with those things out for the world to see? If I were her brother, I'd be so ashamed! I've seen some ugly pairs in my life, but for the love of God, she needs to get them taken care of... Worst shoes ever.