Two men at the beach are confronted by an angry Bearsharktopus. One man sits calmly, tightening his flippers. The other, incredulous, proclaims, “what are you doing with those flippers, they won’t help you out swim the Bearsharktopus?” He replies, “I don’t have to out swim the Bearsharktopus, I only need out swim you.”

Sorry everybody, didn’t know this creature was one of a kind. My neighbor and I, just returned yesterday. We caught it a couple days ago while on our yearly fishing/survival trip. It was delicious. Thought it strange, but we got hungry. SORRY!!!