I confess I don't like showering, unless it's to warm up or cool down. I know it's kinda weird. Most people enjoy showers, and I used to also. But now, I'd rather stay dry. It's not that I hate water. I love swimming, but standing under running water, constantly regulating the temperature, trying not to burn or freeze myself is just not that enjoyable. Of course, I dislike being filthy more, so I take showers regularly.

Mamont: You and me are not that different (except for the drinking of course! ). I LOVE water when it comes to Swimming....but yet, I sometimes cannot stand taking a shower. Sometimes it's the water temp, sometimes the pressure, and sometimes it's just my feeling. It's a feeling of "Meh/Blah" But I shower regulary anyways....though usually....not....every...day. But I almost always don't go more than 2 days without doing it, except on a few *rare* occasions. Oh, god! I'm sounding like Paul (SS) now

I confess that it take me (on appoximate) 45 minutes to shave every week (or 5 days give/take). I use an electric razor, and my skin is VERY sensitive. I hate my beard after it gets stubble, yet I cannot shave everyday. I feel as if doing it everyday is time consuming, and worthless.

RTL: I love being a dick to people for no reason. It makes me feel better about how my mom smacks me around with a frozen T Bone steak.

Milo Vonnegut 3 wrote:I confess that I don't really like Southpark.cc.com. I actually hate it a bit. No offense. I just don't get along with you guys. I don't mean to complain.

I have to agree. None of the problems with the previous version of the site have been fixed (images in sigs have not been restored, our avatars can only show one expression, some avatar creator functions are still broken, etc.). Instead, our access to all the episodes has been removed unless we sign up for Hulu Plus, and even then, the three episodes that were banned before are STILL banned.

I have to say that everyone’s confessions makes me feel like being the Sin Eater.

If I would start to say my sins it would kill people.

I’ll leak out one dirty secret I love to think about that is I have a thing for Morgan Geyser and also Payton Leutner. Little girls always get me going and something about the case with these girls makes me so thirsty. I wish more girls were as crazy as Morgan but you have to feel for Payton also. I just can’t believe of how refreshing it would have been to have known someone who was crazier then myself growing up. I never had trouble to the point of murder with understanding reality. I hope Morgan and Anissa get out of jail at 25 and don’t get the 65 years sentence. I dream about writing Morgan. I wonder what fun she would say about life in jail and Slenderman.

Also Mamont reminds me of Morgan’s dad. I know he is gay but what if he had a cool daughter? Who kills people!

I'd like some berating from you guys. I am a sick person. Big-Will, Milo, anyone? Damn me and my fantasies, at least I have never used heroin like Milo. That must to tough. The hardest drug I've ever done is shrooms. I guess I would be raping my cousin instead of shooting up. I have been very drunk and high at family events before but most people don't give a sh*t and as long as it is just a goof that you are then no one should care. Bug I feel scared also about the future. For me I see prison. What I will do to get there I don't know yet but being homeless is not an option. I hope you find a way Bug but I think my future will be short and sucky.

General

Welcome to the all new southpark.cc.com!

We've Updated Our Terms

By clicking outside of this box or X, you agree to the Site's updated Terms of Use and consent to the collection, use, disclosure and transfer of information as described in this Site's updated Privacy Policy and to third parties receiving information about the videos you watch as described in this Site’s Video Privacy Terms. Before you do, please read them and check out some of these changes (such as arbitration for disputes - see our FAQs). Please also note that you are accessing a site which is designed for and targeted to U.S. audiences and is governed by and operated in accordance with U.S. laws.