Now is the time to reveal your true self to the unsuspecting public. You’ll show them who’s “crazy”!

You’ll show them all! There’s only one piece of the puzzle left to bring your evil genius plan to fruition: minions. “Minions?

A box of ladybugs aren’t minions!” we hear you cry, and oh, how you couldn’t be more wrong. Let’s be honest; we know you already blew through most of your budget with all those extra sequins that you just had to have on your cape while playing a game of capture the flag with your friends thinking it’s cool and all, because it is.

Not to mention the cost of all those designer torture devices and shark tanks for your secret lair.

So now you have a question to ask yourself. Who is going to cower beneath your mighty fist when you only have one, maybe two minions? Nobody, that’s who.

When You Buy a Box of Ladybugs, You Get Not One, Not two, but thousands of beautiful, live ladybugs!

Now that’s a number significant enough to strike fear into the hearts of the public! Just picture it now.

Wave upon wave of your beautiful winged soldiers descending on the city. A box of ladybugs is the perfect minion option for the aspiring despot on a budget.

Most people don’t know this, but ladybugs can be easily trained to become vicious assassins, as long as the thing you want them to assassinate is aphids or other smaller insects.

Sure, some of your other supervillain friends will make fun of you at first, but we’ll just see who comes crawling back when their rose gardens get aphids! A box of ladybugs? More like a box of awesome.

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