The strangest items confiscated by customs

In 2002, a man was stopped at Los Angeles Airport in 2002 after four rare
birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and began flying around the
terminal.

Upon further questioning, he was heard to utter: "I have monkeys in my
pants". Two endangered slow loris pygmy monkeys were promptly removed
from his underwear. The man was eventually sentenced to five-and-a-half
months in prison.