In Ohio, 26-year-old Theresa Hawkins-Stephens, 29-year-old Rachael Bostian and 56-year-old Ramona Bostian are staring down three homicide charges a piece for their part in the murder of Hawkins-Stephens' 5-year-old son. They are also looking at two counts of felonious child endangerment and assault for brutalizing the deceased kindergartner and his 6-year-old brother. Police reports indicate the children were tied up for 24 hours without food or water and repeatedly beaten by the three women for allegedly stealing food. Two of the three women, unbelievably, have been released on bond.

Oh goodness, the Peach State is filled with such wonderful, wonderful people. Sure, it may not have the reputation for batshit insane violent crime that Florida has, but if you asked me, our unique brand of mentally maladjusted, needlessly aggressive criminal is among the dandiest in the nation. Don't believe me? Well, just take a gander at the following trangressions - be they blunt violations of the civil code or unforgivable slights against the social justice hive-mind - in Braves Country as of late...

You know, just because a horrifically violent, gruesome and nonsensical homicide took place doesn't mean you can't rummage through the bloody tea leaves and pick up some sort of worthwhile gallows humor. I mean, just take a gander at these recent wacky homicides and tell me there isn't some sort of ghoulishly admirable camp in all of the wanton carnage:

In Texas, 45-year-old Kenneth Alan Amyx murdered his girlfriend, 43-year-old Jennifer Streit-Spears, and posted photographs of her corpse ... and his own face smeared with her blood ... with the message "please pray for us" on Facebook. The gruesome pictures were online for 36 hours before Mark Z. and co. took them down.

In Indiana, 19-year-old Johnathan Cruz has been charged with murdering three people over the course of four days. According to detectives, Cruz said his one-man crime spree - which also includes several counts of robbery and physical assault - was inspired by The Purge film series.

Remember when college used to be considered a citadel of free speech, a haven for contrarian thinkers to go against the grain and shape our gilded youth into more critical, well-informed individuals? Well, that shit has been dead as a door nail for at least 25 years, but the amount of Orwellian dreck coming out of hallowed university halls nowadays nonetheless remains equally impressive and concerning. Take heed, America: this is the stuff we're paying our young 'uns to learn nowadays...

And in our how the fuck could anybody agree to fund this bullshit research project of the week, researchers at UCLA recently dropped a report declaring that high school suspensions are costing America hundreds of billions of dollars per year. So, uh, how is Little Johnny getting afterschool detention for calling his teacher a "fuckface" decimating the economy? Well, uh, it isn't directly, UCLA "researchers" declare, but kids who get suspended are more likely to drop out of school, and if they drop out of school they won't make as much money as a Ph. D. in neuroscience, so by subtracting the amount of money a doctor makes per year from how much the average non-high-school-graduate employee makes per year ... that's how much school suspensions are costing us, everybody. Uh - shouldn't fucking college researchers know the difference between "causation" and "correlation" by now?

Of course, as Election Day draws nearer, the anti-Trump rancor is going to grow stronger and stronger. With Hilary Clinton's war chest expected to be in the hundreds of millions of dollars, Trump has no choice but to align himself with big money donors to go toe-to-toe with Hil, and needless to say, I think we all know who the media is going to be tossing their support - both ideologically and financially - to in the lead up to the first Tuesday in November. The only question now is just how low will the media go to make sure Trump isn't elected - and even in an industry infamous for distorting reality to absurd degrees to fit their agendas and causes, I'd venture to guess that we haven't seen nothing compared to what awaits us later this year. Better have your galoshes on tight folks - we are about to get knee deep in some seriously stinky bullshit.

3 comments:

I've been reading your blog for a while. Your zeal and enthusiasm for running it is commendable. But it seems bit unrecognized and lonely in here. And while, i agree with nearly everything of these posts (social Justice witch hunters) , it makes me too depressed about everything. Maybe i can just insulate my brain and live ignoring all the things of political and social atmosphere. Anyway, Why are you making those blog updates so frequently ? Is it for yourself too? I hope i get to know why. have a nice (time being in question)

I'm just trying to catalog as much social justice zaniness as I can while the issues are still relevant. A lot of stuff pretty much disappears from the Internet after a few days. Really, there's so much stuff going on these days that I could update the feature every single day and I still wouldn't run out of content to work with.

How do you manage to collect all these Relevant things? It's not like they are ever willing to feature it, but are just putting it all under some section.never to be investigated by majority.I don't want to read BBC, Huffington post , NY Times myself now.Going to Brietbart or any such loony Right wing sensationalist outlet is not a viable option either. (That Milo guy is a laugh though.)Though your findings are from official sources at least. Reading it alone makes me head heavier. And to tell you truth, the so called spiritually glorious Third world nation of ours is getting bombarded with people who stand up for 'The cause'. The Hippies and Trustafrians weren't enough already.

And on twitter or whatever social networks , people whom i shove irrefutable facts in their face , paint me as the (fill in the blanks here)-Phobe.