Listen and Sing Along

Watch, listen and sing along to all of the funniest, craziest and silliest songs at Funny Songs for Kids. All of the songs on this page are original songs by David Thurlow. Feel free to sing these songs at home, sing them on a bus, sing them at school or sing them to your friends.

We all have something that is a little weird or strange about us. This funny little song is for all those people who just don't fit the regular mould. If you're a little weird yourself then why not share this song with another weirdo.

I never like seeing food go to waste. No one ever likes seeing food go to waste, even if it's a few days old... right? Well, if left over food is no good for people, I'm sure it's good enough for mice. Here's a silly song sung by some of those squeaky little creatures. Enjoy!

LyricsI’m gonna eatPizza that’s one week old,
Bread that’s going green from mould
Left over’s, left, left over’sLick the sauce right off my plate,
Even if it’s three days late
Left over’s, left, left over’sBubble gum from under chairs,
Meatballs that are covered in hairs
Left over’s, left, left over’sPre-Chorus:You can find food anywhere, bits and pieces here and there
Even if it falls off the plate just pop it in and chew it mateChorus:Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’sVerse:I’m gonna eat, chicken with a slimy skin
And crusty pancakes from the bin
Left over’s, left, left over’sBiscuits that are soft and green;
I found inside the washing machine.
Left over’s, left, left over’sWeek old ham that smells like cheese,
And a piece of carrot that my brother sneezed
Left over’s, left, left over’sPre-chorusChorusDialogue:Let me tell you a little story about the time when I ate some left over’s. It was a piece of cheesecake and didn’t look too good but I didn’t want it to go to waste. So I got down on my hands and kness and put that cheesecake where it belonged. In my mouth…Yesterday the dog was malting and the floor looked quite revolting,
But that cheesecake looked delicious and all those flies, they seemed nutritiousChorus

Have you ever had the horrible, horrible, horrible experience of treading in dog poo? If so share your experience in the comments below. Please keep it clean... as clean as treading in dog poo can be of course.

Lyrics Black is the color of the dog that walked into your front yard and dropped a steaming log White was the color of your shoe before you stepped in that pile of doggy poo Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo It might be the only good thing you can do You could get annoyed or you could get upset cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Brown is the color of the stick that you tried to use to give that doggy doo the flick Yellow is the color of the bus where all of the kids can smell something suss Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo It might be the only good thing you can do You could get annoyed or you could get upset cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Orange is the color of the room where you will sit all day and try to hide your pooey shoe Red is the color of your face when all of your friends point at your shoe in disgrace Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo It might be the only good thing you can do You could get annoyed or you could get upset cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Lyrics - Traditional songOh, Matilda, look at your uncle Jim, He's in the bathtub learning how to swim First he does the front stroke, then he does the side, Now he's underwater swimming against the tide.Music (c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

Alternative Lyrics

Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim, He's in the duck pond learning how to swim. First he does the Breaststroke, then he does the Side, Now he's under water swimming against the tide.