"Wait... You're not the FT Swoop that Pho'ptimus Prime was expecting to come home."
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"Uhh... Grimmy... I am Swoop. Thanks for letting me join the team."
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"No... No you're not, you can't be a part of this team. Where your X paint apps? Your translucent wings, your sword? Your $200+ price tag?"
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"Uhh... I am indeed the one made by Fanstoys. I even have a QC Pass No.03 green circle sticker stuck on my leg. I also have nice chain and ball weapon."
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"No... You may leave us now, we will continue to expect the proper FT-05X to arrive and join our team. Leave your flail with us though. That's more important to us than you."

First pic: "And now Anastasia is modeling the latest in flying Autobot fashion from the geniuses in Iacon..." Alpha Trion (whistles) "Work it girl... Yeah you in the red!!" Optimus- (sighing heavily) "Time to get your optics checked again old timer..."