I know my soaps, OK? I love a good, $20 chunk of scented lye that melts away after a few blissful showers. Meanwhile, video games are pretty fantastic, too.

So naturally, I'm drawn to this $12 Xbox 360 soap spotted on Etsy. Even more detailed than the NES/PS2 game controller soaps we've seen in the past, you could totally hand this bar to player two without them knowing the difference...until their hands became baby-soft and began to smell like freshly cut flowers and spring rain.