You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Use this resource to highlight the points of interest of your products. Just a click to open a brief description of each point, allowing your user to get a deep and fast understanding of your product features.

And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. We don't have a brig.

We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to architect intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. The e-tailers factor is global. We will matrix the power of action-items to synthesize. We will revalue our power to empower without lessening our capability to exploit. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX.

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First Name

Last Name

Username

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Mark

Otto

@mdo

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Jacob

Thornton

@fat

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Larry

the Bird

@twitter

She also liked to shut up! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! No, just a regular mistake.

We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to reinvent. If you incentivize mega-wirelessly, you may have to actualize macro-seamlessly. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. We believe we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also incubate micro-holistically. Think mission-critical.

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.

Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.

Soon enough.

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.

And I'm his friend Jesus.

I don't want to be rescued. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Also Zoidberg.

The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.

I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

Without metrics, you will lack nano-fractal CAD.

You've swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.

You've swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

You've swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.

Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. But existing is basically all I do! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. But existing is basically all I do! I never loved you.

Bender

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Ask her how her day was. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Soothe us with sweet lies. Who am I making this out to? And why did 'I' have to take a cab?

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Daddy Bender, we're hungry. I love you, buddy!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?