LE

Stormzy is an urban performance poet who originates from Croydon. His work is expected to become part of the Western canon, with educators looking to include it on the A Level English Literature syllabus next year.

His edgy, contemporary lyrics provide an insight into the racism faced by young black men in London and are an incredibly moving social commentary. His songwriting has led to favourable comparisons to John Lennon from critics.

As a social and human rights activist he is well respected for lending his voice to community issues and is a vocal critic of the government. He personally intervened to pay for the funerals of all the Grenfell tower victims, earning him praise from the Pope who said "Stormzy est bonum".

When not being the virtue signalling darling of the left, he likes glorifying gang culture, commentating on subjects in which he has no experience and generally being a cunt.

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
**** boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these ******* pricks
I don't care about your ******* whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

I think I just got dissed again
Think I care who this offends
Run up on man like [?]
Slap that through your shit defense
And I can still get a box imported
Said don't worry about the beef it's sorted
My man said he's a real gun shooter
Then my brother said rah, that's awkward
My mans never been bad that's bullshit
Two weeks in the top 10 who called it
Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
Like big ups the ones that caught it
I do rap, then I do grime
Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
They said you ain't gonna blow like that
Who gives a ****? you know like that
Ice in my cup come cold like that
Woah, we ain't even close like that
You know my style, know my stats
Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
If I sign now what's the buyout clause
1 top 10, 5 sold out tours
Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
My life's okay, how about yours?
Brother, I'm good, I stay with the lord
Bible carrier, that's my sword
Matthew 12, so I don't talk
John 19's why I never got caught

Back now man I've missed the pen
Had one shot you missed the pen
Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
I don't pay them fools, never been told[?] outside Elliott school
Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
Many have come but many did fall away
What? You thought I was the one?
I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
Most niggas doing what I did back then
So now I thank God for the guy I've become

Just out of curiosity - is everyone allowed to say Nigga now? Since it seems to be socially acceptable in mainstream music, and the lyrics have won awards?

I may have been labouring under the misapprehension that it was a supposedly racist word? Unless we're saying words aren't inherently racist or not, its the context in which they are used. In which case racism doesn't exist, only subjective received offence.

LE

Just out of curiosity - is everyone allowed to say Nigga now? Since it seems to be socially acceptable in mainstream music, and the lyrics have won awards?

I may have been labouring under the misapprehension that it was a supposedly racist word? Unless we're saying words aren't inherently racist or not, its the context in which they are used. In which case racism doesn't exist, only subjective received offence.

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
**** boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these ******* pricks
I don't care about your ******* whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

I think I just got dissed again
Think I care who this offends
Run up on man like [?]
Slap that through your shit defense
And I can still get a box imported
Said don't worry about the beef it's sorted
My man said he's a real gun shooter
Then my brother said rah, that's awkward
My mans never been bad that's bullshit
Two weeks in the top 10 who called it
Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
Like big ups the ones that caught it
I do rap, then I do grime
Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
They said you ain't gonna blow like that
Who gives a ****? you know like that
Ice in my cup come cold like that
Woah, we ain't even close like that
You know my style, know my stats
Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
If I sign now what's the buyout clause
1 top 10, 5 sold out tours
Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
My life's okay, how about yours?
Brother, I'm good, I stay with the lord
Bible carrier, that's my sword
Matthew 12, so I don't talk
John 19's why I never got caught

Back now man I've missed the pen
Had one shot you missed the pen
Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
I don't pay them fools, never been told[?] outside Elliott school
Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
Many have come but many did fall away
What? You thought I was the one?
I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
Most niggas doing what I did back then
So now I thank God for the guy I've become

LE

According to certain sources the Grenfell survivors have all been given funds, rehoused or are in temporary accomodation or hotels, all possible unpleasantness around illegal subletting or residence status waived and RBKC are spending £235m to secure 300 properties in the area

Other reports from the usual suspects suggest they are living in squalid shit holes unfit for vermin devoid of any support whatsoever whilst Tories laugh madly and channel Scrooge McDuck by wallowing in cash supposed to be for them.

LE

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
**** boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these ******* pricks
I don't care about your ******* whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

In the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a pension and rheumatism....all of these fatigues experienced in your youth, you pay for when you grow old. Because one has suffered in years gone by, it is necessary to suffer more, which does not seem exactly fair.