America - You don't need all those guns. We promise not to invade you.

We are making a solemn pledge to you and the people of America. We, the signatories of this petition will never invade nor challenge the free state that is the United States of America.

We expect you’re told a lot that at any time there is a real and present danger that your voters may need to be able to arm themselves and form a citizen militia to protect the concept of a free state. We doubt that a citizen militia, no matter how well armed, would be capable of standing up to your (USD600bn) annual defence spending budget! And besides, how many tyrannical leaders have been overthrown thus far?

So......... It must be assumed that it‘s not the domestic threat thats the problem.

As foreigners, we the undersigned, hope to give you and the people of the United States of America a level of comfort that may be the tipping point in the struggle for more intelligent gun control laws. Our hope, ultimately, is that you can all stop killing each other and get on with doing what you do best, like winning world series competitions against yourselves. If it takes us to make this pledge, that we will never invade, nor challenge the free state that is the United States of America then we are happy to do so. Hope it helps.