"suck it up buttercup"
in a nice way. But if you do the crime you do the time.
That's the way it is.

I know someone who had to spend jail overnight...
He went in with layers on knowing that it would be cold
(they don't heat the places that well)
Then they made him get down to only one layer
they cut off the strings on his boxers because I guess they assume
everyone can hang themselves with the strings or use them as a weapon.

The local drunk kept him awake all night, sweat from everyone reaked
the air- no showers etc. One officer scared the crap out of him by batting his eyes at him, then there's the "I wonder where he could hide stuff" inspection, I understand that's quite uncomfortable.

Leave it to say, he never wants to go back again. Sometimes they have
to taste the bitter to understand the sweet.

Why would Jim steal, I think he has all that he wants, unless he did it
on a lark, he still would be accountable.