Malcolm Tucker

Old-Salt

Nicola Murray: My family is off limits, alright? This job is not going to get anywhere near my husband and my kids. Just doesn't.
Malcolm Tucker: Of course it f*cking does, as per the wee bar code and the serial number under your right armpit you are now built and owned by this state and you're under the spotlight 24 hours a day, darling! You know what you are? You're a fu*king human dart board. And Eric f8cking Bristow's on the oche throwing a million darts made of human sh8t right at you!

Quality!

Ben Kenobi: (using Jedi mind trick) You don't need to see his identification.
Sandtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Ben Kenobi: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Sandtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Ben Kenobi: He can go about his business.
Sandtrooper: You can go about your business.
Ben Kenobi: Move along.
Sandtrooper: Move along. Move along.
Luke Skywalker: I can't understand how we got past those troops, I thought we were dead.
Ben Kenobi: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

LE

Nicola Murray: My family is off limits, alright? This job is not going to get anywhere near my husband and my kids. Just doesn't.
Malcolm Tucker: Of course it f*cking does, as per the wee bar code and the serial number under your right armpit you are now built and owned by this state and you're under the spotlight 24 hours a day, darling! You know what you are? You're a fu*king human dart board. And Eric f8cking Bristow's on the oche throwing a million darts made of human sh8t right at you!

LE

Nicola Murray: My family is off limits, alright? This job is not going to get anywhere near my husband and my kids. Just doesn't.
Malcolm Tucker: Of course it f*cking does, as per the wee bar code and the serial number under your right armpit you are now built and owned by this state and you're under the spotlight 24 hours a day, darling! You know what you are? You're a fu*king human dart board. And Eric f8cking Bristow's on the oche throwing a million darts made of human sh8t right at you!

I know, I'd already Wiki'd Armando and the whole writing crew of the series, but none have any first-hand military experience(?), so I looked at Peter Capaldi, as I remember somewhere that AI gives his actors some room for Ad lib and/or artistic licence.

Fat Cav

"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"- Don Williams Jr.

LE

Malcolm Tucker: [on the phone to Glenn] Are you producing porno now for the visually impared?
Glenn Cullen: What?
Malcolm Tucker: Because what's happening here on the radio is Nicola Murray getting roundly fucked. What is it, bukake at bedtime?

The Chat show interview episode, arguably the funniest episode of the last series.

Old-Salt

Malcolm Tucker: Do you know what's really f*cking sad here is that I don't have the energy to pretend I already knew. Which is for the best, because I'm gonna need all of my f*cking energy to f*cking rip all of your bodies to bits with my bare hands and sell off, yes, sell off your f*cking flayed skin as a sleeping bag to a f*cking normal person!

Ben Kenobi: (using Jedi mind trick) You don't need to see his identification.
Sandtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Ben Kenobi: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Sandtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Ben Kenobi: He can go about his business.
Sandtrooper: You can go about your business.
Ben Kenobi: Move along.
Sandtrooper: Move along. Move along.
Luke Skywalker: I can't understand how we got past those troops, I thought we were dead.
Ben Kenobi: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

LE

I also lost many dear and beloved British Army friends in Norn Iron, many more than I can say. But much more telling is the fact that my uncle, my aunt, my cousin and my sister were topped by the British Army in early 1975.

LE

The man has elevated swearing into an art form. It's actually beautiful.

Tucker to American official: "I'm going to limit my swearing, because I know you don't like that sort of thing. You F star star c u n t".

Genius.

During the evacuation of Crete Admiral Cunningham was determined that the "Navy must not let the Army down". When Army officers expressed concerns that he would lose too many ships, Cunningham said that "It takes three years to build a ship, it takes three centuries to build a tradition".

LE

âJust f ucking do it! Otherwise youâll find yourself in some medieval war zone in the Caucasus with your arse in the air, trying to persuade a group of men in balaclavas that sustained sexual violence is not the f ucking way forward!â (Trying to make the U.N. Ambassador obey him)

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

"Purview? We're not in some regency costume drama. This is a f*cking Government Department not a f*cking Jane Austin novel. Well, allow me to pop a little jaunty bonnet on your purview and ram it up your sh*tter with a lubricated horse'd c*ck."

"Purview? We're not in some regency costume drama. This is a f*cking Government Department not a f*cking Jane Austin novel. Well, allow me to pop a little jaunty bonnet on your purview and ram it up your sh*tter with a lubricated horse'd c*ck."

I also lost many dear and beloved British Army friends in Norn Iron, many more than I can say. But much more telling is the fact that my uncle, my aunt, my cousin and my sister were topped by the British Army in early 1975.

Didn't Billy Connelly say that when he presented an award to them?
Something along the lines of it his favorite program and the BBC have to employ swearing consultants to make sure it all passes

Wasn't Capaldi the first to say cunt on the BBC during this series?

It's obviously confused Brown who thinks it's based on him

Number 10 must be right a hoot
A cross between The Thick of it and those Youtuibe Downfall videos

We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
The shame will always be with us.