Next: Pilates Of The Caribbean, Jurassic Nark

Pilates of the Caribbean

The Original: Boozed-up pirate Jack Sparrow bumps into a pair of toffs, tricks them into an adventure on the high seas.

Entertaining for huge stretches of the run-time.

The Typo Remake: Boozed-up pilate instructor Jack Sparrow bumps into a pair of toffs, tricks them into signing up for a class.

Huge stretches are dull for the most of the run-time.

Dream Cast: Madonna, Johnny Depp.

Dream Director: Guy Ritchie.

Jurassic Nark

Suggested by:mooseymoose29 The Original: Doddering old genius invents dinosaurs, and tries to make a theme park out of them. But when he loses control, they escape and go on a rampage. Meanwhile, a couple of archaeologists and the kids in their care have to fight to survive.

The Typo Remake: Doddering old gangster informs police on his rivals, and tries to get them sent to prison. But when he loses his memory, they escape on a technicality. Meanwhile, a couple of his kids trying to put him into care have to fight to survive.

Dream Cast: Michael Caine, Jeff Goldblum

Dream Director: Richard Attenborough

Next: Zombielend, Petty Woman

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Zombielend

Suggested by : sinelinden The Original: The US Shaun Of The Dead relocates the action to middle America, as a gang of yanks attempt to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Typo Remake: The UK Zombielend relocates the action to Barclays Bank, as a gang of small businessmen attempt to survive applying for a bank loan during a zombie apocalypse.

Dream Cast: Ricky Gervais, Martin Freeman, Woody Harrelson.

Dream Director: Stephen Merchant.

Petty Woman

Suggested by : JennyWorsley The Original: High-class hooker Vivian Ward gets swept off her feet by a charming businessman after he hires her for the night. But will their differences bring them together, or tear them apart?

Typo Remake: First-class whinger Vivian Ward moans the ears off her boring businessman husband after he marries her. But will her complaints bring them together, or tear them apart?

Dream Cast: Julia Roberts, Richard Gere.

Dream Director : Eli Roth.

Next: Bi, Cot Fuzz

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Bi

The Original: Kid goes to a fairground, asks a wishmaking machine to make him big. The next morning, he wakes up a grown-up and embarks on a series of adventures involving toys, whipped cream and silly string.

Typo Remake : Tom Hanks goes to a gay club, asks a bartender to make him bi. The next morning, he wakes up next to a guy and embarks on a series of adventures involving toys, whipped cream and silly string.

Iron Can

The Original: Exciting adaptation of the Marvel comic. We follow Tony Stark, an arms dealer who gains a conscience after inventing the coolest weapon of all time, and saving America. He declares himself a pacifist, in between killing terrorists.

Typo Remake: Exciting adaptation of nothing. We follow Toby Park, a food manufacture who gains a court summons after accidentally replacing tin with iron at his factory, and poisoning America. He declares himself a vegetarian, in between eating steaks.

Dream Cast: Daniel Day Lewis.

Dream Director: Paul Thomas Anderson.

Next: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cones, Die Herd

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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cones

Dream Cast: Exactly the same as Attack Of The Clones.

Dream Director: David Lynch.

Die Herd

Dream Cast: The bloke from Last Of The Summer Wine.

Dream Director: The bloke from Last Of The Summer Wine.

Next: The Man In The Ron Mask, Starface

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The Man In The Ron Mask

The Original: King Louis XIV has a secret kind twin brother who he holds prisoner, forcing him to wear an iron mask to conceal his identity. The three musketeers conspire to replace the arrogant king with his twin, so they can free France.

Typo Remake: Daniel Radcliffe has a secret shy twin brother who he holds prisoner, forcing him to wear a Ron Weasley mask to conceal his identity. Three supporting Harry Potter players conspire to replace the confident actor with his shy twin, so they can get some of the limelight.

Dream Cast: The cast of Harry Potter.

Dream Director: Christian Bale.

Starface

Dream Cast: KISS.

Dream Director: Gene Simmons.

Next: Flight Of The Na'vigator, Animal Hose

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Flight Of The Na'vigator

Typo Remake: A kid is abducted by blue cat-people, returning to earth 8 years later with a new best friend; a blue alligator with massive dragon’s wings. It's a Na'vi gator. That can fly.