Commander: Ermm, Soooooooo, this is Loose Change. Gee what bizzare names that this system has.

Storm: Harhar, PennyPincher, Pilfers, hey Let's go to that Nebula called Coseivillaripoff. And after that we can go take a look at this planet called Thunk Thunk Sorrypots. Hahahahahah oh what a stupid sounding name. I wanna see what we find there in these places, I also want to see some amusement. HEY WAIT A MINUTE, something fishy here. Are these really real names of systems or did the COMPUTER just make them all up Commander.

Computer: Storm's hopes are all about to be blasted like the Hoar's frost that melts before the burning rays of the sun on a cold winter's morning.

Storm: Just what do you mean by that Computer? Iit looks like to me that you have been tampering all around with the star charts putting in these silly ridiculous names. Did you? For I've seen some really strange pop up lately. But these ones are ridiculous. Is this some kind of a joke or prank?

Computer: Well umm ermm. NO, most certainly not, now could you think that? These are the legit names of these places, if you don't believe me then just go land down on one of the planets that's inhabited and see for yourself.

Commander: Ok Storm, let's see what this place is about.

Storm: Well what are we waiting for let's go then.

Computer: It is not really recommended you go down on that planet but since you want to prove that I didn't make the names up then go ahead, but you may find some strange pots down there.

Commander: Urmm, what is the computer talking about?

Storm: I have no idea. Just Ignore it. it never gives us good reliable information anyway.

Commander: Oh, Skinar, mute the audio..

Computer: What? How dare you. You can't do this--- (silence).

Commander: Ah, that's Much better.

Head to Thunk Thunk Sorrypots Docking Control Station (script below)Leave area

Thunk Thunk Sorrypots Docking: Welcome to Thunk Thunk Sorrypots Control Station. Where abouts are you heading?

Storm: We want to land down on the planet.

Thunk Thunk Sorrypots Docking: That will be 100 credits docking fee. Thank you for your time and services.

Commander: Well that was easy enough.

+ You lose 100 credits.+ The Ship coordinates start to change course.

Skinar: Umm Commander, our coordinates have been changed, and they are not pointing to the Planet.

Commander: What? Well, where is the ship going then?

Janice Worse For Wear: One moment Scanning.... it appears commander, that the ship is heading to new coordinates directly to the control Station instead of to the planet.

Commander: What? Why are we heading to the control station?

Thunk Thunk Sorrypots Docking: You wanted to go to the plane, you are about to land down on the planet.

Storm: Umm, there's something not right with this droid. Skinar, Janice, Loana. What is going on. The Control station is not the planet. But this droid seems to think that it is.

Loana: I'm not sure commander.

Storm: Faulty messed up wiring, this droid has been wired wrong. It dosen't even know how to distinguish between the control station and the planet. What a Hopeless droid.

Commander: Storm, what are you saying? We are already at the control Station.

+ The Droid Looks Confused.

Thunk Thunk Sorrypots: Oh you want to go to the planet. That will be 200 credits.

Commander: But we already gave you 100 credits for the docking fee to go down on the planet.

+ The Droid Looks Confused.

Thunk Thunk Sorrypots: Oh you want to go to the Control Station. That will be 100 credits.

+ Sound Effect: Tada Fanfare And Cash Register Sound.

Commander: Hmm, what is going on here? If you say Control station, the droid thinks its the planet and if you say Planet the droid thinks its the Control Station. We want to go to the control station.

+ You lose 100 credits.+ The Droid Looks Confused.

Thunk Thunk Sorrypots: Planet, Control Station, Planet? Please make up your mind, which one do you want to go to? Bzbzbzbzbz (light on head spins around several times) Or do you want me to charge you more fees again for wasting this unit's time?

Storm: The audacity of this droid. Control Station please.

Thunk Thunk Sorrypots: That will be 200 credits. (Sound: Tada and Cash Register)

Commander: Oh just pay the stupid fee and let's get this over with.

+ The Ship leaves the Control station and lands down on the planet.

Land on Thunk Thunk Sorrypots (script below)Go Back to the Control StationBetter yet,leave the whole entire system

Storm: What a strange upside down world this is.

Commander: Oh my.... This will take some getting used to.

Janice Worse For Wear: The Gravity in this place is lighter, so we have to be careful and time your jumps if you are going to explore down on this planet Commander. There is also wildlife on the planet but you're right, its not your ordinary planet, I've never seen a world with strange properties like this one before. This makes for interesting study and research.

Storm: What are you the ship's science officer now as well Janice?

Janice Worse For Wear: Well, I umm, erm, no, I was just making an observation based on the scans I have received coming in from the ship's navigation system.

Commander: That's a great Idea Storm, do we have a science officer currently serving on board the ship?

Janice Worse For Wear: No we do not currently have one assigned on the ship roster commander.

Commander: Janice, You are now the Ship's Science Officer.

Storm: Just like that?

Commander: Gee, I must've forgotten all about assigning a Science Officer. She is authorized to come with us on the planet for scientific research study purposes

Janice Worse For Wear: Sounds exciting Commander, I will do it.

Storm: But what about her face, you know if she gets knocked around by any wildlife down on this planet then she will bruise all over again.

Commander: Hmm, well maybe she can wear a suit or something to protect her.

Janice Worse For Wear: I should be ok Commander if I take the appropriate precautions. A protective suit will be fine as long as its not too bulky so I can move easily around in it.

+ Janice has joined the party as a temporary guest.

Commander: Let's go out of the ship and take a closer look at this world

Exit the ship and go down on the surface of the planetLeave the planet