Spoof Snippets

John McCain spotted in blue leotard

A maid in a Florida hotel spotted a very surprised McCain gazing into his mirror. Apparently, he was transfixed upon how dashing he looked in the bright blue leotard emblazed with a large "D", and didn't notice when she entered the room for dailing cleaning.

Rush Limbaugh spotted outside RP Anonymous meeting

Media elites are seeking an outlet as they try to repress any supportive thoughts of Ron Paul. Ron Paul Anonymous is one such outlet. Limbaugh admitted, "I just need somewhere to say this stuff so that it doesn't accidentally come out on the air!"