There is a place called Dixies BBQ in Seattle, they have this special concoction called "The Man Sauce", no its not *****, well it might have some in it but if it does its minimal. Anyways, I thought I was a tough guy until I put too much of it on my sandwich, by too much I mean less than a teaspoon on a large brisket sandwich. I thought the only way to escape my agony would be to amputate my tongue. I ended up crying for about 20 minutes, my face was drenched in sweat, everyone was laughing at me, it sucked.

When I was in 5th grade we had to set up a booth representing 1 of the 50 states of this great country we call America!!

My friends and I got the state of New Mexico!! For our booth we were going to be cool and have chips and salsa to hand out and i had my pet Scorpion on display but that's another funny story for another time!!

Anyways one of my friends brought some dried peppers and pepper seeds (cant remember what type of pepper) and as we assembled our booth we all handled the peppers and seeds and must have touched our faces and eyes Cuz within 20 minutes we were all burning up with our faces turning red and were rushed into the nurses office and the poison control was called!!!

Lucky we all recovered from the incident and returned to our both and enjoyed the rest of the day!!!

When I was in 5th grade we had to set up a booth representing 1 of the 50 states of this great country we call America!!

My friends and I got the state of New Mexico!! For our booth we were going to be cool and have chips and salsa to hand out and i had my pet Scorpion on display but that's another funny story for another time!!

Anyways one of my friends brought some dried peppers and pepper seeds (cant remember what type of pepper) and as we assembled our booth we all handled the peppers and seeds and must have touched our faces and eyes Cuz within 20 minutes we were all burning up with our faces turning red and were rushed into the nurses office and the poison control was called!!!

Lucky we all recovered from the incident and returned to our both and enjoyed the rest of the day!!!