DICK CAUSES STORM IN CLUB

Comedian
Andy Dick
was bundled off stage after infuriating crowd members at his stand-up show by dropping his trousers and exposing his private parts.

Dick -- who was performing in Edmonton, Alberta, when the incident occurred -- admits he has been drinking in the build-up to his live show, but didn't realize he was still inebriated when he took to the stage.

Several spectators have told local newspaper the Edmonton Journal that Dick appeared to be intoxicated.

However, Dick has rejected claims the genital flash was the act of a drunk man, insisting the staff were aware it was part of his risque routine.

Dick performed two shows at the venue on April 1, but organizers axed his gig the following night and only paid half of his $15,000 fee, following several complaints from upset audience members.

REALITY COUPLE GET MARRIED

Reality TV couple Rob Mariano and
Amber Brkich
were married on Saturday.

CBS filmed the wedding preparations and ceremony for a two-hour special, "Rob & Amber Get Married," to air on May 24.

The pair met and fell in love while appearing in "Survivor All-Stars" last year. Mariano proposed to Brkich on the series finale, on which Brkich won the reality show's $1 million grand prize.

The couple wed at the Atlantis resort at Paradise Island in the Bahamas.

Mariano, dubbed Boston Rob, and Brkich can also be seen pairing up on another current reality TV hit, "The Amazing Race."

ARREST WARRANT ISSUED FOR LYONNE

Actress
Natasha Lyonne
was slapped with an arrest warrant Monday, after failing to appear in court to answer charges stemming from her alleged threats to molest a dog.

The "American Pie" actress, 26, is charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after an incident in December when authorities said she banged on the door of her New York City neighbor, stormed into the apartment and ripped a mirror from the wall.

Police called to the scene said Lyonne told the neighbor, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

ARQUETTES SET TO SUE OVER BABY PHOTO

have threatened legal action against anyone who publishes photographs of their baby's christening, after photos were leaked to media organizations.

Ten-month-old Coco was snapped at her Alabama, Ga., christening earlier this month, where Jennifer Aniston was named godmother, and the couple seethed as they discovered the pictures were being distributed without their permission.

Several media organizations, including the New York Daily News and Sky News, have reported they received e-mails from an originator claiming to be Aniston, with the photo as an attachment.

Aniston's representative says, "They are not from Jennifer, and we believe they have been stolen from someone who attended the christening. The person who is sending them out pretending to be Jennifer is an impostor."

A statement from the fuming Arquettes says, "Although we are public figures, we do have a right to privacy.

"The photos from our daughter's christening are being distributed without our consent. Anyone publishing these photos will be in copyright infringement and liable to legal action. We appreciate your sensitivity to this matter."

Law enforcers pulled over the comedian's speeding 2005 Bentley when he did not immediately stop for them.

Tucker, 33, spent about 30 minutes in the Warren County lock-up before posting a cash bond and being released, according to the Smoking Gun.

Police say the screen star, an Atlanta native, was doing 109 miles per hour on Interstate 20 when pulled over by state troopers.

He was arrested for reckless driving and fleeing to elude after he did not pull over right away.

LOHAN SEES RED

Singer
Lindsay Lohan
has broken her promise to maintain her famous red hair forever -- by dying it platinum blonde.

The teen star said she would never alter her locks in an interview with People magazine last year, but has now dramatically changed the color.

However, Lohan's spokeswoman insists the teen singer/actress had no choice in the matter.

She tells Page Six, "She only dyed it temporarily for a movie role. It's easier to do the real thing than wear a wig."

LAW AND MILLER TO DITCH LONDON

Actor Jude Law and fiancee
Sienna Miller
are planning a permanent move to New York to escape the "goldfish bowl" of London life.

The couple have been dogged by rumors they're on the verge of splitting following Miller's all-night partying in the capital while Law was filming in New Orleans.

But Law, who met ex-model Miller in 2003 while filming the "Alfie" remake in New York, believes a return to the city where they fell in love would put an end to their paparazzi problems, according to Closer magazine.

A family friend says, "Jude loathes the London party scene and can't wait to move out of the goldfish bowl environment.

"He also wants to put as much distance between his career and the paparazzi as possible. He's convinced a move makes sense from a career perspective, too."

CLAY FIGHTS THE BULLIES ON TV

"American Idol" star
Clay Aiken
is sharing his nightmarish memories as a victim of school bullies in a bid to give youngsters the strength they need to fight back.

The singer will appear on the "Dr. Phil" show to recall how he tolerated bullies when he was growing up.

In the taped special about bullying in schools, Aiken confessed, "It was a really tough time. Middle school's really tough -- I think everybody has trouble with middle school.

"It's about finding out who you are and being happy with who you are and being comfortable with who you are, because everybody in middle school is confused."

Aiken's TV appearance is an extension to the bullying memories he wrote about in his book, "Learning To Sing," in which he wrote, "I was dubbed a loser throughout most of my childhood ... a nerd who loved his grandparents."

CLARK TURNS TO EUROPE WITH HIS EXPLICIT PHOTOS

Controversial director
Larry Clark
is seeking a European publisher to release a book of his shocking photographs because U.S. publishers are disgusted by the pictures of underage sex and drug abuse.

Clark, who caused an uproar with his disturbing 1995 movie "Kids," has a stack of explicit pictures waiting to be published, but so far no one in America has been prepared to take the risk.

The images are currently being exhibited at New York's International Center of Photography, but they were forced to open without a catalogue because the photos are too offensive.

A source says, "Clark's images are a bit too risque for the current climate in America.

"And until the Michael Jackson's trial ends, it looks set to stay that way.

"Larry's on the look out for a liberal-minded European publisher to come to his rescue."

NAYAR'S WIFE BLASTS TORTURE CLAIMS

The estranged wife of
Elizabeth Hurley
's boyfriend
Arun Nayar
has blasted him for accusing her of mental torture in a 22-page divorce petition.

The Indian business magnate, who intends to marry Hurley once the divorce is finalized, branded his explosive marriage with Valentina Pedroni dangerous and disturbing, insisting "her extravagant lifestyle and constant demand for money led me to live a life of constant anxiety and destroyed my self-confidence."

But Pedroni complains, "What rubbish. If anything it was me who was tortured."

SLATER'S MOTHER MAKES EMOTIONAL APPEAL TO PRESS

Actor
Christian Slater
's mother
Mary Jo
has made a passionate appeal to the press, begging them to stop writing about her son's love life and troubled past, and focus on his charitable acts instead.

Slater's mother is so determined to protect her son, she's issued a statement insisting he is no longer the young, foolish man he once was, but now dedicates himself to good causes.

She says, "Knowing Christian better than anyone else, I had to respond. Christian has many wonderful traits. He made mistakes. He was young and wild. When you're young and wild, you make mistakes that you regret later in life.

"He is a wonderful and loving son, a kind, gentle and very funny person. He is painfully aware of his tarnished reputation. It saddens me that no matter how much he does that is good and positive, his past is always thrown in his face.

"When River Phoenix died of a drug overdose, Christian was asked to take over his role in 'Interview with the Vampire,' she added. Was it ever reported that he donated his entire salary for the film to River's favorite charity?"

LONGORIA'S MOVIE DREAMS

The actress wants to play the co-founder and First Vice President Emeritus of the United Farm Workers of America in the 1960s, who gave birth to 11 children and helped give America's migrant workers a voice.

She says, "She was the backbone for the migrant workers' movement -- but at the time, women had no voice."

Longoria also harbors desires to star in a historical film about her Aztec ancestors.

She tells Latina magazine, "I want to do a movie about the Aztecs when they were conquered by the Spanish."

AILING RIMES BACKS OUT OF SHOW FOR A SECOND WEEK

LeAnn Rimes has been forced to back out of hosting reality show "Nashville Star" for the second week in a row, after suffering a broken blood vessel on one of her vocal cords.

Country artist Sara Evans will fill in as host of the talent search show until Rimes is well enough to make a return.

With Rimes ailing, Evans led the proceedings last week on the show, after having already appeared as a guest performer twice.

Doctors expect Rimes to have "a speedy recovery" from the injury, which is a result of a severe bout with viral bronchitis. She hopes to be back in place for the April 26 "Nashville Star" season finale.

Besides missing the show's live episodes, Rimes has canceled planned appearances in Texas and Arizona.

The singer is due to open an extensive tour on April 29 in Orlando, Fla., which will run until late August. It has yet to be announced whether her illness will affect the tour.