The world is a fucking weird place

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There’s a dude with a peg leg and a sick beard at this bar I go to sometimes which is cool for two reasons. He has a bit of a Scottish brogue so it sometimes sounds like he’s a pirate and the peg is metal and he uses it to play the spoons on (when there’s live music.) So it would appear that even though he’s been handicapped, he can totally make that shit work for him. It’s like the ultimate fuck you to higher powers trying to play “whack a mole” with your dignity and livelihood. But then sometimes you see some crazy shit boy.. Your guess is as good as mine as to how your going to make THESE handicaps work out. Like Elephant men! Since this is thursday / jamz day we’ll start off with a song about the elephant man and just let it ride alongside the video underneath it. A sad dad soundtrack if you will.

Play ^ THAT while you play this dude here

This guy seems pretty cool but he’s not fucking invited to my “All you can eat buffet” that’s for sure.

These ladies are pretty cool too although the sheer mechanics of this situation blows my fucking mind. Like how do they.. y’know.. or what happens when they’re all…. You Know!

Whoah! My mind is blown. But nothing is more mind blowing than Harlequin Ichthyosis. I thought this was like, monster effects stuff but here is the explanation of Harlequin Ichthyosis and why these babies look the way they do!

In the eternal words of Marty McFly.. “that’s heavy doc.” What does it all mean? Do you really want to buttholes in devil goat masks to answer that question for you? Best leave that shit to the professionals.