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The Foolish
Robbery

Last week there was a man came into
the shop with a shot of a gun and demanded all the money from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch
behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as
well, but the cashier refused and said," I do not believe that you are
over 21."

Robbers said yes, but the clerk still
refused to give scotch to her because she didn’t trust him. At this point the
robbers took his driving license out of his wallet and gave it to the cashier.

Officers saw all the information given
in the license and agreed that he was actually more than 21 and he put the
scotch in the bag. Robber then ran out of the store with the booties.

The cashier immediately called the
police and informed the name and address of the robber that are written in the
license. They arrested the robber one hour later.

Barber oh
Barber

One morning a teacher came to the barbershop.
Having finished cutting his hair, the barber was asked by the teacher,
"How much should i pay Mr. Barber?" The barber replied "Oh, no.
You don’t need to pay. I like serving someone who teaches many people and makes
them smart."

The next day he received a package
containing 12 education books from the teacher. The next day the police went to the
barbershop. Having finished cutting his
hair, the barber was asked by the police, "How much should i pay Mr.
Barber?" The barber replied"Oh, no. You don’t need to pay. I like
serving someone who is willing to serve the society." The next day he received a package containing
12 donuts from the police.

The next day a member of a house of
representative (DPR) came to the barbershop Having finished cutting his hair,
the barber was asked by the police, "How much should i pay Mr.
Barber?" The barber replied "Oh, no. You don’t need to pay. I like
serving someone who serves the country." The next day he found another 12 members of
the house of representative queued up in front of his barbershop.

A Letter from
Afterlife

Once there was a wealthy businessman
named Mr.Smith. He was enjoying his summer holidays in California. He went
there alone on vacation while his wife would go after him three days later.

As soon as he got there, he wanted to
send a letter to his wife, but he forgot his address because he was so busy
with numerous projects that he ignored that little thing. Then he just wrote
the address he remembered.

But the beginning of the disaster
happened here. He had sent the letter directly and in fact it was addressed to
his neighbor house which was mourning for the master of the house had just died
next to his house.

Mr.Smith letter was read by the wife
of the death man. Once finished reading he screamed and soon became unconscious.
People there were wondering what was going on?

Then they found a letter containing a
message as follows:

"Hello dear how are you? I 've just
arrived here. Everything has been prepared to have you here tomorrow. Ahh ...Dear, It is so hot here... "