Photos published Wednesday by OK! magazine, which paid an undisclosed sum for the pictures, show the couple tying the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony at their Beverly Hills, Calif., home. Kutcher, 27, is wearing a cream Brooks Brothers suit and a fedora. Moore, 42, is wearing a white Lanvin gown.

I don’t know, man. Judging from the pictures, it looks more like the two are at some sort of Pimp and Ho costume party rather than a wedding. Although maybe it’s typical of Kabbalah weddings for the groom to dress like he’s about to gather up some prostitutes and make himself a little cheddar. I don’t really know anything about Kabbalah, so I’ll just assume that’s what it is. Those crazy bastards sure are into the hookers.