"gg jediluke...you just can't fake epic skills...it's like you see through walls sometimes...voodoo is all I can explain. But like any great player you inspire others to keep trying...thanks for game!"

"#1 im pretty much gonna say the same thing for the whole series so here it goes...very well played, excellent smart placement and great dodging both in the big rooms and in the single cubes, thanks for the games ggs"

"your such a shit talking asshat.. only reason i won was because i lag? but then u beat me when i lag in logic.. wtf is that. SKILL VS SKILL> STFU and man up to ur 20-10 SKILL born loss. just like i do when u beat me 20 to 8! GG "

"Uncle Jedi, it is an honor and a privilege to play you. Just when I think I have learned to handle your skillset you crank it up a notch and show me that I have much to learn. Your fusion is more deadly than Morfod's. You're vulcan is more true than Cyrus's. You're tongue is more fierce than Melvin's. You're patience rival's Pfunk's. In fact, I think I just got Pfunk'd. GG master Jedi."

"I really appreciate you trying to make me think that you have to employ shady tactics to beat the likes of me. It's sweet of you. I know full well that you play me one handed with no sound while simultaneously doing your kids homework and still hold me to 3. You're the best Jedi. Luv u."

" The way you fight through all my hacks, the 5 streams of netflix constantly going in my house and the general aura of bullshit that surrounds all my games is truly inspiring, melvin. You. Are. The. Best!"

"I just want you to know Jedi, I have always looked up to you. I've dedicated my life to trying to attain your level of god-like ability. Alas, I see now that I could never even hope to be half as good as you. I bow before you, now and always."

""Well I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up Pyro GX - Carved the Descent honor code into his leather seeeeeEEEEEeeeeeat - I took a louisville slugger to both head lights - Slashed a hole in all prox mines - Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats""

"You are the greatest pilot I have ever seen or heard about in the history of Descent. You have forgotten more skills and tricks in Descent than Birdseye could ever hope to comprehend. Your vulcan is far superior to Cyrus. Your class outclasses Mark392. Even your spanish is better than mine. I bow before the incredible awesomeness that is you! Great Game Sir Jedi! It was an absolute honor."

"He literally challenged my Descent manhood with his remarks and stipulation of mcap6 in order to beat me down in a game with few missiles. Well Tommy, didn't anyone ever tell ya it isn't wise to piss off a Jedi?"

"u know....it truly is getting very old and tired for me....using one fn gun over and over. It is succeeding at annoying the shit out of me but not succeeding at getting u the win. SO STOP IT!!!! learn to play this game! there are other weaps!"

"i have a severe case of intense unbridled hatred for cyrus when i play him....and I don't mean this in the friendly sorta way that morfod and melvin seem to have. I literally lose my shit on him in game. I would like to find a way to avoid this....this feeling....this reaction. I very much want to quit this game and ladder after nearly every game I play with him. Suggestions???"

"Luke, thank you for the rematch. I wish you'd like playing me as much as I like playing you. Everything I've learned is from you. I'm really proud of how well I'm picking up on what you do. I hope you find some "happiness" in that. I sure wish I could teach someone to fly really well. I love the games brother. I hope they never stop. I can't tell you how much fun it has been for me for the past year going from crap to something that can rival you. You're awesome. I hope you never stop dominating"

"there will come a day in my life in which i never play cyrus again. it will be a beautiful joy filled day. It might not be until one of us dies or the game dies...but either way...it WILL BE GLORIOUS!!!!"