Haiku Review: Mezmoglobe kinetic desk toy

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Welcome to Haiku Review, a feature where we review gear and gadgets using the Japanese poetry form.

Yes, we’re back! This time round we’re looking at the Mezmoglobe desk toy I currently have swirling in front of me

Basically, the Mezmoglobe a metallic ball type of thing that spins on your desk like this:

Let’s get to it!

How thoust spin, spin-thing?

Pleasing, pointless, heavy, round –

Reminds me of me

If you desperately need a spinning desk toy, you can hit up the Indiegogo page here and get your own Mezmoglobe. Just remember that even the most high-profile crowdfunding campaigns can fail, so invest with caution.