Whatever it costs for episode 2 would be nice because then I would stick around here more often and get to spend more time with all the people that I think are awesome that I had almost forgotten about in my absence but deep down inside I know that I can never forget you guys

i don’t know anything about relationships or this thing you people call love, but i’m kinda sad that i won’t be seeing the sexy spanish guy i banged for a few weeks during my backpacking anymore, you know, because he’s in spain and all, so i guess i kinda sorta feel like you do.

my fiance and i broke up today, and i love her so much and would do anything for her but the whole thing is just not gonna work and now i’m all depressed in a way that i haven’t been since i broke up with my first long term girlfriend and i remember that i didn’t feel better till i had sex with another woman and left her but i have like no game now and i am only of below average attractiveness and have little courage and i am shy to a fault so idk how i will sleep with anyone that is at least as attractive as i am on the female scale or even get another girl to put up with me for an extended period of time but the first one is more important so yeah that’s the problem i guess but i miss her and want to have her but she doesn’t want me so i guess i shouldn’t waste my time because i’m not that smooth of a talker so i’ll settle for being sad but pretending i’m not with my little friend (and by that i mean my male reproductive organ is probably just below average because i never measured it but it doesn’t look like anything to brag about to me) inside some random girl that won’t remember my name in the morning but i will know hers because i’m that kind of guy and thinking about it i might as well buy a fleshlight because that’s the only thing that i’d have a reasonable chance at but whatever

tl;dr any decent girl in the chicago area want to sleep with a newly single young man with no strings attached (unless you want strings attached but that depends on how the night goes but i’m fine without them because i’m still a dude i think)

oh yeah almost forgot i’m not that great in bed either so if you are interested don’t expect too much please

oh well. i’m gonna try it out, see how this whole marriage thing works out. maybe i’ll like it or something. i mean i already love when she scratches me up when we do dirty things and light biting is fine too, maybe i like the whole being abused thing or something just hope she doesnt beat me because that would hurt and i would feel sad