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ooh they're really going to hate that...
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So back to the topic, I was watching "Lars and the Real Girl" the other day when it hit me. The secret is to remake old movies with a reality based twist. In the case of "Lars and the Real Girl," this was clearly a remake of the hit movie "Mannequin", only this time he was delusional rather than embarking on a supernatural adventure whilst being locked in a department store.

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Also, I don't think it is going too far to suggest that there are clear similarities between "The Breakfast Club" and "Elephant," and "Splash" remade into "Big Fish." I know... It's so obvious it's scary...

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So to any young film-makers out there, I suggest you find your old Betamax collection, because it is a cash cow waiting to be exploited in the same way that Quentin Tarantino has been doing for years. Get out there kids, rip off the past and make us all proud and thought provoked!