Dusty Underwear

One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife â€œPerhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!â€ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldnâ€™t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. â€œWhat the Hell is this?â€ he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. â€˜April,â€™ he hollered into the bathroom, â€œWhy did you put talcum powder in my underwear?â€

She replied with a snicker, â€œItâ€™s not talcum powder honeyâ€¦ itâ€™s Miracle Grow!â€