Lost Chat: “Across the Sea”

SAYID’S DEAD! JIN AND SUN ARE DEAD! LAWNMOWER MAN MIGHT VERY WELL BE DEAD BUT WE CAN’T SAY FOR CERTAIN BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER COUNT SOMEONE AS DEAD ON THIS SHOW UNLESS YOU SEE A BODY AND EVEN THEN THEY MIGHT LOOK DEAD BUT THEN THEY GET RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN AFTER TALL GHOST WALT TALKS TO THEM BECAUSE YOU SHOT THEM IN THE SPOT WHERE THEIR KIDNEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUT FOR THE FACT THAT THEIR CREEPY DAD STOLE THEIR KIDNEY AND SO THEY ARE ABLE TO MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVE AN INJURY THAT SHOULD OTHERWISE BE LIFE-THREATENING!

Things are getting real! And exciting! And heart-breaking!

WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN?!?

Well, you’re going to have to wait another week or so to find out, because instead, SPOILER ALERT FOR ALL 2 OF YOU WHO ARE 100% SPOILER FREE (highlight for spoiler): we’re going to do a flashback for Man in Black. Now, on any other show, the decision to stop the action and take the show on such a digression might be incredibly irritating, but this is Lost, and I think the timing couldn’t be more perfect. For one, I need a break from having my heart torn out and stomped on and for another, ENOUGH ALREADY. WE NEED TO KNOW. IT’S TIME.

And once you’ve found out, come join us right here at noon on Wednesday, May 12 (CST) for our weekly chat. I suspect there will be a lot to talk about.