I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, but here’s a new photoshoot from “real” fashion model Bella Hadid and it’s actually… pretty cool. I know, weird, right' Next thing you know, Bella’s going to be making a second, differentface, and I’ll be dating smoking hot supermodels. OK, maybe […]

I used to love Sienna Miller back when she was just another hot nobody, but according to my sources, people have started taking herseriously as a “real actress” these days. And that’s great news for the rest of us, because it means now Sienna gets to do“classy” topless photoshoots like this one for Elle Magazine. […]

Taylor Swift has been pretty smart in the past month, hasn't she' I mean, she's given in to some bad instincts immediately following The Glorious Tiddlesplit of 2016, but after the first flurry of back-and-forth tabloid stories, she's done well. She's found a way to strike a balance between 'hiding away until the craziness blows over' and 'strutting around every day for the paparazzi.' She's been visible, but it hasn't been a constant barrage. She hasn't said anything, but she's not making a point to be 'quiet' either. These are some photos of Tay-Tay out about in New York yesterday. This month has been a barrage of '90s fashion, and if Taylor is even climbing on the retro-flannel train, it might be time for me to invest in some of my favorite '90s flannel styles.

A few nights ago, Taylor did make a big show of going out with some friends: Cara Delevingne, Lorde and Jack Antonoff. It was a reminder that while Tay's squad might not assemble to vanquish Tay's enemies at this point, they still like her well enough to go out to dinner. I honestly thought Lorde and Tay had some kind of falling out, it seemed like they weren't hanging out at all for months. But I guess they're fine. You know who else is fine' Tay and Calvin Harris. Hm'

Satan’s gonna need a winter coat — Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are no longer at war after one of Hollywood’s nastiest breakups, and are firmly in the friend zone. Sources close to the former couple tell TMZ … shortly after Taylor and Tom Hiddleston broke up, Taylor and Calvin started texting and put an end to their drama.

It’s unclear who hit send first, but here’s what we do know — we’re told this is NOT a rekindling of the old fire. Also, they have NOT spoken on the phone or seen each other in person. It’s strictly text, but it’s been enough to erase the resentment that exploded after the June breakup … and that mess about who wrote “This Is What You Came For.”

There’s been buzz Calvin’s new single, “My Way,” is about getting over Taylor, but that had nothing to do with their decision to bury the hatchet. Besides, we’re told it’s really inspired by his old job at a grocery store. Nothing romantic … which is exactly how both sides describe the renewed friendship.

[From TMZ]

During the first blush of Tiddlebanging, when Taylor and her people were trying to destroy Calvin and Calvin was pushing back like a MF, I kept saying that it was a shame they were fighting ' they really were perfect for each other in a lot of ways. Calvin still remains her longest relationship and arguably her most 'mature.' Do I think that Taylor wants to get back with Calvin though' Eh. Probably not. And I doubt he wants to get back with her either. But my guess is that he was the one to text her first and he wanted to bury the hatchet.

As we discussed a few weeks back, Miley Cyrus covers the October issue of Elle Magazine. The interview is a whole lotta Miley, so if you do read the full piece, you better strap in and get your bong handy. Which is exactly what Miley did before the interview ' she tells the Elle interviewer a 'detailed story about the blunt she said she smoked on her way to meet' said journalist. I also learned some new stuff from High AF Miley ' she no longer employs a publicist (shocking), she doesn't have a makeup artist on The Voice set (she does her own makeup) and she thinks she's very, very anti-Establishment. Sure. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights:

She tells contestants 'not everyone can be Mariah Carey': 'I’ve never really been a fan, because it’s so much about Mariah Carey. That’s part of her shtick; I can see through that. That’s part of what makes her a gay icon; like, it’s about Mimi! It’s about what she’s wearing, and it’s about her. What I make isn’t about me. It’s about sharing my story; it’s about someone being connected to what I’m saying'That’s why you don’t see me, like, on the sides of buses, selling sh-t. I mean, what am I going to do'sell makeup' Mostly, I tell people, Don’t wear makeup.'

An extended riff about makeup: 'Today, I only have makeup on because Joan Jett had eyeliner on yesterday, and we all think Joan looks so cool that I copied her. I don’t really [wear makeup] for the contestants, because some of these girls come from f–king Arkansas with cake face on. Like, I don’t want these kids to come out here and wear a bunch of makeup. I mean, I cover my zits, but besides that, I don’t really wear it. And Alicia [Keys] doesn’t really wear it. But she’s got a makeup artist and I don’t. Yes [I do my own makeup], girl! This is my kit! People are like, “Oh, I want to make your eyes almond.” I don’t have almond eyes! Why are you trying to change my eye shape' When someone changes your face, it’s really shocking and scary.'

The 'Hannah Montana' money: 'I just wanted to be on TV. I mean, at one point'they’ll probably kill me for saying it'I was probably the least paid person on my cast because I didn’t know any better. I was just like, I can be on Disney! Yeah, I want to do it! My name was Miley on my show, but I didn’t own my name'we didn’t think about that. Like, Yeah, you can use my name on your show, sure! My mom started understanding how many people take advantage of a child, so she hired smart people to protect me in that way. I’m happy that when I was younger, people protected me and put me in a position where I can now control my music.

Her foundation, Happy Hippie, and what that means: 'I relate so much to it. It’s very strange, because I’m not sexually confused in any way. I’m very much'the word is pansexual. That just means everyone. It doesn’t stop at girl, boy, or if someone’s in a transition. I don’t see people ever for who they were before who they are right now. I think of who I was before who I am right now; that’s a transition in itself. Everyone is constantly transitioning. When there’s a thing you have to do, you have to do it.'

Hugging Woody Allen: 'I went to White Plains, New York. Do you know where that is' I adopted a weird cat named Harlem and just lived in a White Plains apartment by myself and went to Whole Foods with my main gay every day. Working with Woody was the best experience. He’s just being Woody. He’s, like, not doing it, putting it on. When I met him, the first thing I did was give him the biggest hug, and I’m in sparkly cowboy boots and a bucket hat with rainbows sprouting at the top of it, and he’s like, “Oh. Oh. Wow, hi.” He kind of pushed me off, like, Ayyy'get off me!

[From Elle]

The shade of it all! First she came for Mariah and I said nothing. Then she came for Alicia Keys and I laughed my ass off. At the beginning of the Mariah quote, I was like 'this isn't that bad,' but the way she ended' yeah, she thinks she's better than Mariah because she, Miley, is more 'real' somehow. But is this the real Miley, or is this just one persona of a little brat who still doesn't know who she is' I don't know. As for Alicia Keys: 'And Alicia [Keys] doesn’t really wear it. But she’s got a makeup artist and I don’t.' Hahaha. Alicia made such a BFD about going 'makeup free' and as it turns out, Alicia demands a makeup artist for The Voice.

As for her pansexuality' is she even explaining it the right way' I'm trying to be non-judgmental, because I think there is a need for more vocal sex-positivity in the world. I guess I just don't want Miley to be the messenger of that message though.

Here’s Eva Green looking absolutely stunning and doing what she does best at the Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children event at Saks 5th Avenue the other day, and as you can clearly see, what she does best is bust out her ginormous bosom like a freaking champ, woohoo! Hands down one of the top busty celebrity babes on the entire planet, eh' And that red hot dress is also revealing some sexy skin and curves, and the rest of her underrated body. Wow. Enjoy!

Here’s ultra hot mama Hilary Duff leaving the SiriusXM Studios in NYC yesterday afternoon wearing one hell of an ultra short skirt that’s showing off her sexy legs and her bodacious thighs that I love so very, very much as you guys painfully know. What can I say' I love her groovy big thighs. So much so that I’d let her put me in a headlock with said thighs and squeeze until I lost consciousness. But enough about my 2012 birthday wish… enjoy the photos!

Vitalii Sediuk is escalating. It used to be that we only heard about him once or twice a year, and we only heard about him when he was assaulting a celebrity. He is considered by some to be a 'prank journalist,' but at this point let's just call him what he really is: a psycho predator who assaults celebrities (usually women). We just finished talking about him last week, when he assaulted Gigi Hadid in Milan. Now he's in Paris (for Fashion Week), and guess what' He tried to assault Kim Kardashian. If you remember, he's already assaulted Kim once before: back in 2014, almost two years ago exactly, he tackled her legs in the middle of a paparazzi scrum in Paris and her security people had to protect her. This time, Vitalii ran up to Kim on the street and tried to put his face on her ass.

Vitalii Sediuk tried to ambush the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star outside of L’Avenue restaurant on Wednesday, but Kim thankfully was able to march right past him. In a video posted to Instagram by makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic, it appeared that Vitalii was trying to plant a kiss on Kim’s butt. It didn’t take long, fortunately, for Kim’s bodyguard to stop the attacker in his tracks.

Kim, who has unfortunately been targeted by Vitalii in the past, took to Twitter to thank security guard Pascual Duvier for keeping him safe, calling him “a G.”

Vitalii took to Instagram after the incident to confirm he was, indeed, the culprit. He wrote, “I was protesting Kim for using fake butt implants. I encourage her and the rest of Kardashian clan to popularise natural beauty among teenage girls who follow and defend them blindly.” He even attempted to add an explanation, writing, “P.s. I was sitting there outside the posh restaurant to use free wifi and eating my ice-cream. When all of a sudden, the pack of paparazzi came out and the car with Kim Kardashian. I swear I didn’t know she was going to be there. So I had to come out with an idea very fast. Does it mean if I don’t go to celebrities, they come to me' Lol”

[From E! News]

I'm including the Instagram video below ' it really looks like Vitalii made contact with her body. Why is this guy allowed to roam around, free as a bird' Why wasn't he arrested in Milan for assaulting Gigi Hadid' Why wasn't he arrested this time for assault (or attempted assault) on Kim' I'm also including some photos of Kim's 'G' bodyguard, who really did Protect Dat Ass, gangster-style. He deserves a raise!

Here’s the new blonde version of Kristen Stewart making an appearance at a Chanel dinner shindig the other day and blinding everyone with her shiny chainmail-like top. So for not very impressive, eh' Well, that’s not why I posted these photos. I obviously posted these shots because you can see her sexy little braless bosom pretty damn well in said stupid chainmail top… which isn’t so stupid anymore. It’s actually brilliant (no pun intended). Alright, enjoy!

Here’s Jessica Lowndes leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood late last night, and dropping everyone’s jaw to the floor while doing so thanks to her short/revealing/skin-tight dress that’s showing off A) her stunning sexiness, B) her bootylicious booty, C) her sexy legs, D) her groovy curves, and E) her sexy bosom… that seems to be shining' For better viewing in the dark I guess. God bless her. Alright, enjoy!

Here’s ultra cutie Chloe Grace Moretz leaving a medical building in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon, and I hope everything is fine with her because I don’t know what I would do if I wouldn’t see her sexy legs, and thighs, and curves, and… well, other stuff… in skin-tight leggings again. Call me selfish but I know you feel the same way. But she looks in tiptop shape to me (especially from the waist down), so… enjoy!