It could be the best movie ever made, and all I will ever think about is the guy who pointed out on here, yesterday, that every day for a few months, Johnny Depp went to work and someone put a bird on his head.

I'm not sure why, but I hate Johnny Depp. I should like him. He seems intelligent, he's made some good movies, he was a good friend of Hunter Thompson, but something about him just annoys the shiat out of me.

gfid:I'm not sure why, but I hate Johnny Depp. I should like him. He seems intelligent, he's made some good movies, he was a good friend of Hunter Thompson, but something about him just annoys the shiat out of me.

gfid:I'm not sure why, but I hate Johnny Depp. I should like him. He seems intelligent, he's made some good movies, he was a good friend of Hunter Thompson, but something about him just annoys the shiat out of me.

He's always seems way too much of an image conscious star farker to me. He's always got his arm drapped around Keith Richards on the cover of Rolling Stone, or always linked to cult counter culture figures like HST. This is a guy who REALLY wants everyone to know that he's really cool and he hangs around only the coolest people. I used to see him all the time around Austin in the learly 90s hanging out with Gibby Haynes when the Butthole Surfers were the coolest band in the world. I wonder how many phone calls Haynes gets from Depp these days.

I've liked him in films, namely Ed Wood and Gilbert Grape, but his batting average is not good. Even Nicholas Cage had had Moostruck, Raising Arizona and Adaptation.

YodaBlues:gfid: I'm not sure why, but I hate Johnny Depp. I should like him. He seems intelligent, he's made some good movies, he was a good friend of Hunter Thompson, but something about him just annoys the shiat out of me.

He's a pretentious twat-waffle?

There's some of that, but my reaction is to just roll my eyes at the harmless oddball.With so many other Baldwin-like meltdowns, Lohanish death wishes, Charlie Sheen shenanigans and sports figure drug/crime incidents out there I can't hate a celebrity simply because they're nuttier than a fruit cake. And I've enjoyed a good deal of his work.

serpent_sky:It could be the best movie ever made, and all I will ever think about is the guy who pointed out on here, yesterday, that every day for a few months, Johnny Depp went to work and someone put a bird on his head.

And made a shiatload of money wearing that bird. Give me four million dollars and I'll walk around with a stuffed rat on my head.

skinink:serpent_sky: It could be the best movie ever made, and all I will ever think about is the guy who pointed out on here, yesterday, that every day for a few months, Johnny Depp went to work and someone put a bird on his head.

And made a shiatload of money wearing that bird. Give me four million dollars and I'll walk around with a stuffed rat on my head.

YodaBlues:gfid: I'm not sure why, but I hate Johnny Depp. I should like him. He seems intelligent, he's made some good movies, he was a good friend of Hunter Thompson, but something about him just annoys the shiat out of me.

He's a pretentious twat-waffle?

I like him in a lot of things but I kind of thought of huim personally like that from interviews. Then I saw life is too short episode with him.He was totally mocking himself, I don't think he takes himself that seriously.

There's a lot of people out there who are part Native American, some look like it and some don't. I knew a guy who had status as Inuit and he had red hair and big gingery whiskers. At least Depp looks somewhat like he does, mostly around the eyes.

YodaBlues:gfid: I'm not sure why, but I hate Johnny Depp. I should like him. He seems intelligent, he's made some good movies, he was a good friend of Hunter Thompson, but something about him just annoys the shiat out of me.

He's a pretentious twat-waffle?

Eh, he showed up at a kid's school as Jack Sparrow on request. I can look past the fact that he loves his counter-culture. So do a lot of folks; they just don't have the access that Depp does.

They cast a relative unknown as the Lone Ranger and needed someone to carry the movie. There aren't a lot of authentic native actors who you could look at for that. Like... going by http://www.imdb.com/list/R0EAcZ5CP2A/ for example, you've got a bunch of nobodies from Twilight and a crazy-hot girl.

And like... what would be authentic enough for you? Does he have to be full blooded? Does he have to come from a tribe that would be local to the area the film is set in? Cause Beach is Canadian. Would it still be an outrage if HE was Tonto? How close does he need to be from before its no longer terrible white people treating a minority like they're all the same? How bout if he's half-blood but he looks very European? Is it, "Red Face" if they use makeup to make that guy look more like the pop culture image of a native American?

Odd Bird:With so many other Baldwin-like meltdowns, Lohanish death wishes, Charlie Sheen shenanigans and sports figure drug/crime incidents out there I can't hate a celebrity simply because they're nuttier than a fruit cake. And I've enjoyed a good deal of his work.

Well, now that you mention Baldwin, Lohan and Charlie (not Martin) Sheen, it all comes into perspective. Even though I said I didn't like him, he is truly a god compared to those trainwrecks.

Well well well I guess Mr. Depp can't keep his stories straight. Pure 100% Bullshiat. Prove you have Native American ancestry or STFU Johnny Depp.

I'm a 38-year-old woman. As such, I am legally obligated to have had a crush on Johnny Depp for most of my life, certainly courtesy of 21 Jump Street and late 80s teen magazines. He has ALWAYS maintained he is Native American, particularly Cherokee.

Though don't ask me about the head-bird. You'd think he'd at least change it up sometimes, sort of like some days I like to wear pink dresses and some days I like to wear blue. He could maybe do a falcon once in a while, jazz things up.

Super_pope:They cast a relative unknown as the Lone Ranger and needed someone to carry the movie. There aren't a lot of authentic native actors who you could look at for that. Like... going by http://www.imdb.com/list/R0EAcZ5CP2A/ for example, you've got a bunch of nobodies from Twilight and a crazy-hot girl.

http://www.imdb.com/list/2eje60Y5XLk/ Here you've got a bunch of ancient dudes and Adam Beach who I actually recognize though I've never seen one of his films.

And like... what would be authentic enough for you? Does he have to be full blooded? Does he have to come from a tribe that would be local to the area the film is set in? Cause Beach is Canadian. Would it still be an outrage if HE was Tonto? How close does he need to be from before its no longer terrible white people treating a minority like they're all the same? How bout if he's half-blood but he looks very European? Is it, "Red Face" if they use makeup to make that guy look more like the pop culture image of a native American?

Wait, you really think they decided to cast an unknown in the lead, and THEN decided to get Depp to compensate?