I’d spend the $45 on 19 Adriano Zumbo macarons, preferably Salted Butter Caramel variety, or 45 pairs of 99c earplugs, or 9 bottles of bleach with which to wash out my eyes and brain to remove any trace of the dreaded N word.

But actually, the Big Macs sound pretty bloody good right about now. Pass one to me, would you?!

$45? I’d wangle the free tickets for an awesome concert from my friend who does the sound and lighting at one of the most awesome hangouts in Bris Vegas and spend the cash on dinner on the way down… sushi and a drink or two. Are you coming with us? 😉