From the Twittering mind of Lisa Whelchel...Part 2

[italic]True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps![/italic]

And she includes photographic evidence at the link!

by Anonymous

reply 110

06/05/2017

Let Lisa instruct you in the fine art of friendship.

by Anonymous

reply 1

06/02/2010

Oh, R1. All that pent up anxiety over making lady friends smacks of latent lesbianism. Perhaps she's ready to learn the warm, velvety facts of a different kind of life?

by Anonymous

reply 2

06/02/2010

Is she for real? She seems like a real piece of work.

by Anonymous

reply 3

06/02/2010

She most assuredly is.

by Anonymous

reply 4

06/02/2010

Were Blair and Jo lesbian luvahs?

by Anonymous

reply 5

06/02/2010

Only in fanfic.

by Anonymous

reply 6

06/02/2010

'pank me, Mommy! 'pank me HAWDER!

by Anonymous

reply 7

06/02/2010

Dudes, Clancy got her nose pierced a couple of weeks ago, according to LW's Twitter page.

by Anonymous

reply 8

06/02/2010

Whoah! Check THIS out! Her cute son with Joe Jonas....!

by Anonymous

reply 9

06/03/2010

"True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps!"

Ur, how?

by Anonymous

reply 10

06/03/2010

Jonas bro bump

by Anonymous

reply 11

06/03/2010

?!

by Anonymous

reply 12

06/03/2010

Here is the original thread if anyone cares

by Anonymous

reply 13

06/03/2010

It takes a lot of nerve for a 47-year-old woman to say "Recently, as I entered my 40s..."

by Anonymous

reply 14

06/03/2010

Hot hairy chest on Tucker

by Anonymous

reply 15

06/03/2010

Thanks, R13 -- it dropeed from my threadwatcher and wasn't showing up in search!

by Anonymous

reply 16

06/03/2010

I always thought Tucker was "boy band" cute, but had no idea how much he looks like Joe Jonas.

by Anonymous

reply 17

06/03/2010

[quote] Haven just said, "Mom, I made so much money this week. When it comes to babysitting, party families are so much better than Christian ones."

by Anonymous

reply 18

06/13/2010

[quote]A Safe Friend doesn’t try to fix you. She knows that is God’s job, not hers.

WHET fixing yourself?

by Anonymous

reply 19

06/13/2010

Haven has a Twitter page

by Anonymous

reply 20

06/13/2010

I have received stock dividend checks for .01 before. I just threw them away until the accounting department called and asked me to PLEASE cash the checks, since it was costing the company more money to draw the checks and mail them than the dividend was worth. And they had to keep issuing checks because they couldn't just keep even that small amount on their books. My bank said I was not the first person to come in with checks like that.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled Lisa Whelchel twattering.

by Anonymous

reply 21

06/13/2010

[quote] The holiday festivities have begun. The boys are at the dump. The girls are at WalMart. But I can't find the Starbucks in this town. ;-)

by Anonymous

reply 22

07/02/2010

And what, pray tell, are the boys DOING at the dump?

by Anonymous

reply 23

07/02/2010

[quote] I may or may not have gone to dinner in my robe & Crocs. Everything was fried & the butter was in a squirt bottle.

by Anonymous

reply 24

07/02/2010

You beat me to it, R24. A seriously classic Lisa tweet.

by Anonymous

reply 25

07/02/2010

Do you think she has any clue how much we make fun of her and mock her?%0D

by Anonymous

reply 26

07/02/2010

I wouldn't mind her knowing how much we make fun of her, but I would want her to know that we do it lovingly.

by Anonymous

reply 27

07/02/2010

r26 doesn't get it.

We don't mock her. We kind of adore her.

by Anonymous

reply 28

07/02/2010

Speak for yourself.%0D %0D I mock her. She's an idiot.%0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 29

07/02/2010

I mock her and kind of adore her.

That Christmas letter she wrote about what an utter failure she feelslike on her blog a couple years back was like something out of a David Sedaris short story.

Personally, I'd love it if she got divorced, gave up being a professional "Lady Christian", and moved into an apartment in Burbank and filmed a reality show about trying to make a comeback into sitcoms.

by Anonymous

reply 30

07/02/2010

Lisa is spending the day lounging by a swamp -- apparently in the middle of some clear-cut forest -- reading a book that is NOT found in the Approved Christian Lady Book Guide! And she's wearing her Lesbian husband's shoes.%0D %0D [quote]This is my view for the day...

by Anonymous

reply 31

07/03/2010

Bump.

by Anonymous

reply 32

08/16/2010

Thanks R32..I searched, even via Google, and it didn't come up

anyway...

[quote] Went to WalMart to get Haven's eyes checked after a run-in with a wave on the jet ski. Diagnosis: eye concussion. Prescription: TLC &drops.

Walmart? really? Do they not have real doctors in Bumfucke fundieland?

by Anonymous

reply 33

08/16/2010

What's old Steve up to these days?

by Anonymous

reply 34

08/18/2010

[quote]I've been looking all over for the flashlight, and all this time Haven's been using it as a dildo!

by Anonymous

reply 35

08/18/2010

I wonder if she knows Angie Harmon.

by Anonymous

reply 36

08/18/2010

How can you not like Lisa? %0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 37

08/18/2010

The bitch defriended me on facebook!

by Anonymous

reply 38

08/18/2010

for what?

by Anonymous

reply 39

08/19/2010

[quote] The bitch defriended me on facebook!

Perhaps you were on her original "personal" FB page which she deleted and made a "fan" page instead

by Anonymous

reply 40

08/19/2010

Yeah, it was because she switched to a fan page, but I just kind of like having something to be faux-outraged at her about. Lisa doesn't know dick about "friendship" between adults! I miss her blog and the sister site The Blair Necessities which would eviscerate each entry.

by Anonymous

reply 41

08/19/2010

I loved the Blair Necessities. %0D %0D I'm counting down the days till Lisa's Christmas letter this year.

by Anonymous

reply 42

08/19/2010

My favorite entry was probably the one about the bike trip she took with her mom...and they ruined it for all the other participants.

by Anonymous

reply 43

08/19/2010

I miss it too.

by Anonymous

reply 44

08/19/2010

Lesbian dad Steve's figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who's off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.

by Anonymous

reply 45

08/23/2010

link not working...

by Anonymous

reply 46

08/24/2010

"just send me the two unused stamps"

I don't think the post office would deliver them, dear.

by Anonymous

reply 47

08/24/2010

[quote]This was waiting for me in my hotel room. These women know the quickest way to my heart is a bouquet of chocolate.%0D %0D Poor Lisa doesn't realize those Christian bitches are just trying to sabotage her diet...

by Anonymous

reply 48

09/02/2010

[quote]I love chocolate soooo much that I would eat chocolate edible undies off of Haven. Even if they were white chocolate.

by Anonymous

reply 49

09/02/2010

[quote] Lesbian dad Steve's figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who's off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.

It's only for 6 months. And she has a blog....

[quote] Clancy just posted another delightful update on her blog, "8,582 Miles From Home." Enjoy

by Anonymous

reply 50

09/02/2010

Lisa's douchebag step-brother (who changed his name to "Justice") is looking hot.

by Anonymous

reply 51

09/05/2010

When the political threads depress me, the Lisa W. threads take me to my happy place.

[quote] Exciting news - Clancy & I are going to be doing a play together! It is the Leonard Gershe play, "Butterflies Are Free." Details to come.

by Anonymous

reply 62

01/03/2015

Thanks for the update R62

by Anonymous

reply 63

01/03/2015

Do you live near, or will you be visiting, Jacksonville, Florida? Well, now's your chance to see Lisa and Clancy in Butterflies are Free at the Alhambra Dinner Theatre!

by Anonymous

reply 64

01/13/2015

Holy shit I want to fuck Tucker up the ass.

by Anonymous

reply 65

01/13/2015

[quote]"True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps!"

In other words, she wants more than what she is entitled to.

by Anonymous

reply 66

01/13/2015

Lisa's the speaker at a "women's event" in Montgomery, and she's trying to sneak a gay in!

[quote]Been a BIG fan of yours since I was 10 years old! Now you're coming to my hometown of Montgomery & I can't meet you. So bummed

[quote]Lisa Whelchel ‏@LisaWhelchel 39m39 minutes ago Why can't you come? I hope it's not because it is a "women's" event. I would love to meet you.

[quote]guy: That is why :( But, I just bought to tickets to Butterflies for the last show of the run (one of my fave plays!)

[quote]Lisa Whelchel ‏@LisaWhelchel 24m24 minutes ago My ex-husband will be there as my road manager. You could hang with him & we could tell them you are assisting him. Really.

[quote] guy: OMG that would be awesome! I would love to attend! #YouAreAwesome

by Anonymous

reply 67

01/13/2015

God love her daffy self. Daffy but genuine.

by Anonymous

reply 68

01/14/2015

I can't imagine sweet Lisa as the monster mother (the Eileen Heckart, Gloria Swanson role) in BUTTERFLIES, but an interesting choice for the Alhambra Dinner Theater, which has had plenty of DataLounge faves grace their stage through the years.

At one time or another Pamela Bellwood, Karen Grassle, Blythe Danner and Keir Dullea were in the original Broadway production...like a DL Hall of Fame or something. It ran for almost three years! You'd never see a play run that long on Broadway today.

It like Lisa, very, very, much. It hopes her sit com is good and gets green light.

by Anonymous

reply 72

01/15/2015

I would like to see Lisa with Molly Ringwald in a dinner theatre production of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane

by Anonymous

reply 73

01/17/2015

This just happened. #edge #U2 #beverlyhills #omg

by Anonymous

reply 74

01/23/2015

She looks like Bindi Irwin.

by Anonymous

reply 75

01/23/2015

Alhambra theater? In America?

What's next, Sharia Law?

by Anonymous

reply 76

01/24/2015

Alright, which one of us is going to Jacksonville as a DataLounge representative to see Lisa in Butterflies Are Free? We've got to send SOMEONE. It would be rude for us not to have someone there to send this board's regards.

by Anonymous

reply 77

01/30/2015

Edge is a dick

by Anonymous

reply 78

01/30/2015

Is she Asian? Or just another WP who looks asian like Zellweger & LeAne Rimes?

by Anonymous

reply 79

01/30/2015

Well this is just too much. Now Lisa's at the bar getting wasted with her kids.

by Anonymous

reply 80

02/06/2015

Gravy! I am scandalized on behalf of her family, and Gamma Gamma!

by Anonymous

reply 81

02/06/2015

R80 - I would love to see a tipsy Lisa.

She is looking really good.

by Anonymous

reply 82

02/07/2015

[Quote]Basically, I like the fruity, sparkly one

Well, it explains her marriage to Steve.

by Anonymous

reply 83

02/07/2015

Heh

by Anonymous

reply 84

02/08/2015

It's worse than we feared: now Lisa is experimenting with hallucinogenics!

[quote]Lisa Whelchel 46m46 minutes ago Someone played this song for me and now I'm in love. I want this little girl and I want to be a frog. Wanna join me?

The video she recommended, at the link.

by Anonymous

reply 85

02/11/2015

Oh Lisa...

by Anonymous

reply 86

02/11/2015

Lisa in costume for her role in "Butterflies Are Free"

by Anonymous

reply 87

02/17/2015

"Who knew I would meet someone in Jacksonville, Florida who owns half the obscure, esoteric books in my personal library. Now, I only have five weeks to read the other half of the books in his. Starting with this odd gem today about a telepathic, mystic gorilla who teaches us how to save the planet. #zengreenmonkey"

This is the same crazy fundie that put hot sauce on her kids' tongues? I thought she was Kirk Cameron-level insane, but she seems more liberal and open-minded. Is that a recent thing?

by Anonymous

reply 88

02/17/2015

She's lost a lot of weight.

by Anonymous

reply 89

02/18/2015

I thought the same thing, R89, when I saw the picture of her in costume.

She's definitely slimmer than she was in that Hallmark movie with Kim Fields, last summer. Almost post-Survivor slim.

by Anonymous

reply 90

02/19/2015

Lisa's out karaokeing with her "friend" Xander tonight.

by Anonymous

reply 91

05/06/2015

Aaaaaand she's fat again.

by Anonymous

reply 92

05/06/2015

that's not fat, rat/

by Anonymous

reply 93

05/07/2015

[quote]This is the same crazy fundie that put hot sauce on her kids' tongues? I thought she was Kirk Cameron-level insane, but she seems more liberal and open-minded. Is that a recent thing?

I believe her divorce made her question and re-evaluate things in a more deeper manner.

She used to be associated with Dobson and Focus On The Family and all their bullshit but has recently come out in support of gay rights as well as getting away from their influence.

I suppose I would describe Lisa and the changes she is going through as someone who was once brainwashed but has now started to accept the truth/reality of things.

by Anonymous

reply 94

05/07/2015

agreed. she's a good egg.

by Anonymous

reply 95

05/07/2015

R91 - Lisa has a nice voice.

by Anonymous

reply 96

05/07/2015

[quote]I suppose I would describe Lisa and the changes she is going through as someone who was once brainwashed but has now started to accept the truth/reality of things.

That's good to hear. I'm rooting for her.

by Anonymous

reply 97

05/07/2015

Is Lisa dating her co-star (Xander) from Butterflies are Free??!!

by Anonymous

reply 98

05/10/2015

I've been watching FOL reruns on Logo and would like to officially declare that Lisa had the best hair in the history of television. This is now law.

by Anonymous

reply 99

05/10/2015

R99 - I don't know about the best, but Lisa has fantastic hair.

by Anonymous

reply 100

05/10/2015

I like Lisa Welchel, I have no problem with her. She and Nancy McKeon always came across as being nice people.

Welchel really didn't have a lot to gain by, correctly, in my opinion, pointing out that Christianity's reputation for being anti-gay is "well earned".

She has her religious convictions, she did her best to walk it like she talked it, and now with the divorce and getting older she is realizing things.

Lisa's posted the Mother's Day brunch menu and who was responsible for what. Steve was in charge of decor and mimosas. It's nice to see that they still try to have family events -- and it seems like they kind of accept Steve for who he is.

I'm sure Lisa has an interesting story to tell some day, if she could write it honestly. I like her.

by Anonymous

reply 106

05/08/2016

Mimosas and Old Fashions...them Caubles sure know how to party!

by Anonymous

reply 107

05/08/2016

That menu is the Frau-iest thing I've seen in a long time. Barf.

by Anonymous

reply 108

05/08/2016

Lisa's back from her trip to the Amazon and hanging out with the whole family. "Justice" is as hot as ever, but -- trouble in paradise? -- Missus Justice is losing her looks? Nice to see them all hanging out with Steve, who continues to transition into Elizabeth Warren's aunt? Lisa's mom looks great! And Lisa brought back a souvenir for everyone -- an unlicensed game kit for Mickey Mouse Bullshit Poker. Thoughtful.

by Anonymous

reply 109

08/30/2016

The press releases for the new Battle of the Network Stars says that one or more stars from The Facts of Live will be participating. Will the FOL gals once again refuse to take part in the tug-of-war due to the requirement that they be weighed in advance.

Can't imagine Kim, Mindy or Nancy doing this, so gotta be Lisa. I don't think that Charlotte and Cloris would even be up to doing Simon Says, at this point.

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