It has come to my attention, that you are a pimp in distress. I can’t imagine how many hot combs, crack pipes and foster children you deal with on a daily basis? I have hope that this letter finds you in good spirits and a peaceful persona. You will never find anyone that understands your anger, like me. You have a Napoleon Complex, and that’s OK. Please take the time to revisit your chain of events that have occurred in the last three months.