Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 21: "Lorelai's Graduation Day" Quotes

Lorelai: I am feeling so good, sista, because it's over! No more finals, no more studying, no more school, the pressure's off. Do you know how much pressure I felt, do you? All last week I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest.Rory: A giant man?Lorelai: And his giant brother.Rory: Did they have names?Lorelai: Clem and Clem. Huh, same names, which did not reflect well on the imagination of their mothers.Rory: Mother.Lorelai: Mothers. There were two Clems.Rory: Yeah, 'cause they were brothers.Lorelai: Yes, so they had mothers.Rory: Okay, you're drawing me into your drunken world.Lorelai: It's not a bad place to be, my friend. Mnh-mnh, tank's empty. (Lorelai walks into the kitchen to get another drink)

Man: Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. Which way is 44th?Rory: Oh, um, that way.Man: Great, thanks.Rory: I got asked directions.Jess: I saw.Rory: He took me for a native. That's so cool.Jess: That's very impressive. Forty-fourth's the other way.

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Lorelai: I am feeling so good, sista, because it's over! No more finals, no more studying, no more school, the pressure's off. Do you know how much pressure I felt, do you? All last week I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest.Rory: A giant man?Lorelai: And his giant brother.Rory: Did they have names?Lorelai: Clem and Clem. Huh, same names, which did not reflect well on the imagination of their mothers.Rory: Mother.Lorelai: Mothers. There were two Clems.Rory: Yeah, 'cause they were brothers.Lorelai: Yes, so they had mothers.Rory: Okay, you're drawing me into your drunken world.Lorelai: It's not a bad place to be, my friend. Mnh-mnh, tank's empty. (Lorelai walks into the kitchen to get another drink)