This guy is a joke - not because of his inability to turn up in shape and earn the fortune his been paid, not because of the head stamping incident, but this:

"I'm an older guy and I think they brought me in here to play hard and also to teach some of the younger guys how to play," Haynesworth said. "I'll be somewhat of, I guess, a mentor . . . Get off the ball and disrupt and show them really how good it is that the grass ain't greener on the other side always."

Really Albert, you want to be a mentor? Take a good look at yourself and what you did over the past three years and seriously ask yourself if you think you've created a good example that others should follow.

Get back to being a dominant player, drop 60lbs and show a true work ethic before you say anything else.