Here’s an excerpt from One Pair Of Eyes with astronomer Patrick Moore, where a gentleman demonstrates his amazing ability to speak three different space languages (yes, three!): Venusian, Kruger and Plutonian.

There’s nothing about this fellow’s rather cheerful demeanor that indicates he’s lying. He seems to genuinely believe he can speak three alien languages. I genuinely believe that he missed his calling as an auctioneer.

I love how interviewer Moore acts as if all of this is completely normal, asking with a totally straight face, “I see… Could we see some Plutonian writing, do you think?”