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Thursday, March 20, 2014

FOX IN THE HEN HOUSE

I must admit, when Drag Race started I didn't have high hopes for Joslyn Fox. With so many well know queens on the show, and her being probably the most unknown, I thought she is going to get lost in amongst the giants. Well, she is still in there, and we're starting to see her fun self. She is growing on me like Tatianna. And here's ten more things about Joslyn Fox to fill in some blanks....

10. BEFORE SHE HIT THE BIG TIME, Joslyn MADE A LIVING WORKING AT A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT- GIRL WAS SERVING FISH DAY AND NIGHT.

9.SHE LOVES HERSELF SOME COUNTRY MUSIC, THE CORNIER THE BETTER. DON'T MEAN A THANG IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT TWANG.

8.Joslyn HAS CONVERTED AN ENTIRE BEDROOM IN HER HOME INTO A MASSIVE WALK-IN CLOSET. IT'S BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD HER ENDLESS RACKS OF CLOTHING, SHOES, AND WIGS, A FULL SIZED VANITY, PLUS A SITTING AREA FOR GUESTS TO FEAST UPON HER FOXY, FISHY FIERCENESS.

7.SHE IS A DOG LOVER. SHE HAS 3 AND COUNTING. THEY ARE LIKE HER CHILDREN, and SHE'D RATHER RUIN HER CARPETS THAN HER LIFE.

5. SHE HAS SEVERE ADHD. JOSLYN IS easily DISTRACTED BY ..."OOH! A RHINESTONE

4.She raised money with her third grade class to adopt a humpback whale. No lie, begging for coins in a coffee can, like a bum begs for booze money.

3.She shares her home with multiple spirits, some good, some evil, and communicates with them via her Ouija board. Bow down to the next Supreme.

2.SHE GOT HER START BEHIND THE TURNTABLES. EVEN BEFORE SHE HIT THE STAGE, SHE WAS COMMANDING THE CROWD.

1.SHE IS HAPPIEST WHEN CAMPING. THIS GLAMOUR GIRL IS VERY OUTDOORSY AND IS ALWAYS IN CHARGE OF BUILDING THE CAMPFIRE. WATCH HER SHOW OFF HER SKILLS ON THE NEW SERIES 'SURVIVOR: DRAG QUEENS IN THE JUNGLE' Could you just imagine?

This year before Drag Race started, RuPaul had the finalist do a video and tell things about themselves, and then sing, yes, sing to one of her songs. I thought Joslyn, who sings RuPaul's hit "T-Chaser" from the new album "RuPaul Presents: The CoverGurlz!" had one of the more cute videos, seen here with exclusive clips from her Drag Race audition tape! She is adorable.....