coltraning wrote:Sure...I'd even be in favor of Jessica Alba replacing Dung at times

I volunteer to coach her. She needs work on backing the defender down, going to the hole, tip-ins, drives, holding, flopping, posting up, rubbing off on screens, diving on loose balls, sucking up to coaches for more playing time, dribbling, taking a charge, palming, finishing and likely other skills I can't think of right now.

coltraning wrote:Sure...I'd even be in favor of Jessica Alba replacing Dung at times

I volunteer to coach her. She needs work on backing the defender down, going to the hole, tip-ins, drives, holding, flopping, posting up, rubbing off on screens, diving on loose balls, sucking up to coaches for more playing time, dribbling, taking a charge, palming, finishing and likely other skills I can't think of right now.

In return, she would teach me her skills and promise not to stalk me.

Seems fair to me.

I am so sorry she is stalking you, did you mean stocking you? I think her only concern would be you not shooting too early in the shot clock and - ok, I will stop no. Oh, she has asked that you work the ball upcourt

Her major demands have been:
- No oral explosions, unless legit!
- Extensive executions of backdoor play
- Good, solid up and under moves
- Hard, pounding interior moves
- Lastly, ensuring large volume of secretions (preferably at the end of the game but the usual is early on and, sometimes, later on as well) and understanding to keep fluid available for she requires such to swallow to stay nourished (Gatorade anyone )