Adolf Hitler

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Adolf Hitler was a genius beyond his time. Born in the small Australian village of Lech-sur-Kangaroo, he moved to Germany at the age of six. His mother was the most beautiful lady of the night in all of Germany, and drew a lot of attention from the Jews, who - of course - were all impotent and wanted to breed her with Africans in order to exterminate the glorious white race. Hitler wanted nothing to do with it, and exterminated all of Africa at the age of eight.

When he was a teenager, he became dictator of Poland and realised the problem was not Africans - though at that point in time only fossils of Africans remained since he had exterminated them all - but bolshevik Jews. He then declared war on Russia, which was a haven for the most vile semite in town, Joseph Stalin, and defeated Stalin with ease.