Mudkip (or axolotl to the sciency people who are doing things with their lives, unlike you) is an unrealistically cute Pokemon with a semi-less annoying catch phrase. They are ranked by God as the most kawaii things that ever didn't exist, outranking desu, puppies, and even the Falcon punch. Mudkip was the starter pokemon no one actually picked, but regardless, they are an internet meme.

Spawned from a DeviantART comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent affinity for Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips')
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

Many TOWfanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkip's loev. To them, the Mud Fish Pokémon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokémon.

If you have a longstanding account on Wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article and add something positive to it! As part of the continued struggle to keep Mudkip-related "faggotry" away, your account must be older than 4 days and you must have made more than 10 edits. Make sure to use the word "liek" everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.

When Hitler took the reign in Germany, he promised the German people the Endsieg. For this, he used MUDKIPZ! As his Reich came to an end, deep within das Fuhrer Bunker, Hitler took his own life along with that of his wife and dog, though when it came down to it he could not take the life of his belurved Mudkipz.

The "GFP546 Axolotl" (Moar liek GFP546 Axololtl amirite?) is now available. If that sounds complicated then don't worry, it's because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is that it's a Mudkip without the all important head-fin. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in "In the wrong spot" and "Dorsal fin" as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks. The bad news is, however, that ZOMG THEY'RE GOING EXTINCT!!!!!!11ONE

Also if you want to catch some IRL Mudkips, be noted they are now in Pokémon Go and will waste all your razz berries and ultra balls before fleeing due to their piss poor catch rate. Have fun wasting balls and berries these fuckers in order to get a sub par Swampert that is outclassed by BOTH Groudon and Kyogre!