Okay, for all your miniature fans, and the others who asked, here are some pix of the miniature me that Santa brought me for Christmas. (No, not in my stocking, he's much too fragile to go into a stocking).

The original figure, of course, is Fat King Robert from Dark Sword's "George R.R. Martin Masterworks" range, sculpted by the incomparable Tom Meier. But he's been transformed into...

(Turtles are my totem animal. The only pets I was allowed as a kid in the projects).