Oddly enough, the currently airing season of the Bravo series is documenting Kelly's relationship with Dr. Brian Reagan, her plastic surgeon boyfriend, who she told Emily she broke up with "like 10 times!"

"He always had something that I didn't," Kelly said, going on to praise Rick, who she started dating almost immediately after her official Aug. 3 split from the surgeon.

"This guy isn't cheap, he's loyal, he's got a great personality, he's high-profile, he's articulate, he is generous with all my friends, he has a house in Boca Raton, New York and The Hamptons," Dodd said to an inquiring "After Show" producer and her visibly envious co-star. "The guy's f--king amazing! And he's gorgeous. He's great in the sack."

"Now I'm a little jealous," Simpson said, as Dodd continued to sing Leventhal's praises. "He came to London to see me, and then he went to Italy," she explained. "He traveled like four countries to come see me. He is the perfect man. He's the man of my dreams."

Kelly said that after meeting Rick at his own barbecue, the two started talking "every day."

"He writes me love emails every morning when I wake up. We FaceTime. We have this like old romance," she said, as Emily noted, "Like he was courting you."

"Yeah, courting me!" Kelly repeated.

A show producer then asked, "So you guys never kissed or anything when you were [in that phase]?"

"No, but we were like in love when when we were talking to each other," Dodd explained. "And I said, 'What happens if he has a small dick?' If he had a small dick, there was no way. Like, that ain't gonna happen... No, he's perfect."

"So when did you finally get together?" asked the producer, refraining from point-blank asking Dodd when she and Leventhal sealed the deal.

"When he went to London and he came and stayed with me, we hooked up right away. Like, two seconds when he came through that door," she said, winking at Emily. According to Instagram, Dodd and Leventhal were in London together on Aug. 24, meaning their non-sexual romance lasted less than a month. He also proposed after less than three months of dating, but hey, when ya know, ya know!

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"He's awesome," Kelly told her co-star. "I've never been this happy and so in love. Ever. Like, ever. In my whole life."

Laughing hysterically, Emily blurted out, "Now you get to watch a whole show about Brian!"