Family Guy

Sick, twisted and politically incorrect, the animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. Endearingly ignorant Peter and his stay-at-home wife Lois reside in Quahog, R.I., and have three kids. Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. The youngest, Stewie, is a genius baby bent on killing his mother and destroying the world. The talking dog, Brian, keeps Stewie in check while sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues. Written by Jwelch5742

Death Has a Shadow - EPS 01

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IMDb: 8.0

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30 min

In this pilot episode to the series, Peter goes out to a friend's bachelor party, but first promises Lois that he won't get drunk. He does, of course, and the resulting hangover causes him to lose his job the next day. After several unsuccessful attempts to get a new job, Peter applies for welfare, only to discover that a clerical error has now made the family rich. Things spin further out of Peter's control, while Lois is still unaware that her husband has been fired. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

I Never Met the Dead Man - EPS 02

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IMDb: 7.7

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23 min

After taking Meg out for a driving lesson, Peter manages to smash the car into Quahog's TV transmitter, knocking out the entire town's reception. After first going through some intense withdrawal, Peter soon comes to enjoy living a life that doesn't revolve around the tube. His new high-activity lifestyle is wearing out the rest of the family, however, so they try to find a way to bring Peter back to the couch. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Chitty Chitty Death Bang - EPS 03

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IMDb: 7.8

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30 min

Stewie's first birthday is coming up, and Peter has managed to lose the family's reservation at Cheesy Charlie's. Desperate to find a solution so that Lois won't miss this birthday like she missed Chris and Meg's first birthdays, Peter has to come up with a drastic solution. While all this is going on, Stewie muses on his origins and comes to the conclusion that he's going to be re-imprisoned in the womb. Meanwhile, Meg makes friends with a new girl at school, but the party she invites Meg to turns a bit strange. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Mind Over Murder - EPS 04

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IMDb: 7.6

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23 min

After inadvertently punching out a pregnant woman, Peter is sentenced to house arrest. Bored out of his mind, he gets an inspiration to build a bar down in the basement so that his friends will want to hang out there. Meanwhile, Stewie is going through his first teething pains, and so tries to invent a time machine to bypass the painful experience. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

A Hero Sits Next Door - EPS 05

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IMDb: 7.6

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30 min

Peter gets in trouble at work when he accidentally injures the ringer his boss has hired for the company softball tournament. All seems lost until some new neighbors move in next door, and Peter sees that Joe, the husband, is a former softball champion. Peter invites him to come play, not noticing that Joe is in a wheelchair. Joe wins the game, however, and becomes the local hero. Peter starts feeling jealous of all the attention Joe gets, and plots a way to take back the spotlight. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Brian: Portrait of a Dog - EPS 07

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IMDb: 7.6

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22 min

Brian agrees to help out Peter by entering a dog show, but then quits in mid-performance when commanded to beg. After storming out of the house following an argument with Peter, Brian gets stopped by the police for using a drinking fountain meant for people, and finally ends up under arrest and facing the death penalty for biting someone. Only now when it looks like he will be taken away from them forever, does the family realize how important Brian is. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]