Below you will find a
section named 'The Gallery of Tongues'. It is here that you must deposit your DNA sample if you wish to be
considered as a godchild.

Before you proceed,
you must make sure that your monitor screen is clean. This is obviously so that cross-contamination doesn't
occur, but also because basic hygiene is more important than many people realise.

Whereas in the 'Punishment' section people who
are applying for chastisement are asked to kiss the screen over 'The Shoe of Wotta' to donate a DNA sample, in
this instance a tongue-print is required.

Simply view the
images in 'The Gallery of Tongues' and select the tongue which most closely resembles your own. You may wish to
check in a mirror first, or ask a friend to help.

Next, select the
thumbnail for whichever tongue you have chosen and click on it to enlarge the image.

Finally, but with no
romantic feelings attached (this is important. We don't wish the sample contaminated with an over-abundance of
hormones), place your tongue firmly on top of the image of the tongue you pre-selected, leaving a good, clear
tongue-print on the appropriate area of your monitor screen.

You will find that your tongue-muscle is extremely strong and vigorous, so use this asset
to ensure the print is clear. The staff at Wotta Tripp are well prepared with both a large supply of latex
gloves and a state-of-the art 'Quantum DNA
Resonator'.

Your application will be processed and you will be notified of your status in due course.
Thank you. DWT Advice.

Please Note: your DNA will never be sold, bartered, given away or used in any way but to
pre-assess you as a potential client of Dame Wotta Tripp Advice. Your sample will be
temporarily held on file, but will be permanently erased after use. This will not affect your health adversely in
any way.