Monsters, I think it is time to pull together and cheer up a little. After all is said and done most of us are on the same side, aren’t we?

You are all doing a great job so be cool and enjoy.

Lets now enjoy a tale of the sadly misunderstood. And with the credit crunch crushing us lets write about having no money to cheer us all up.

Wallet Moths

There are times, not as rare as I would like, that certain members of my family hint that I might be considered, by some, to be a little careful with my money. They sometimes refer to me as Scrooge, tightwad, miser, skinflint and anything else that their cruel heartless minds can dream up.

Naturally I disagree. After all is said and done, you can only be mean if you have plenty of money and refuse to spend it. I on the other hand have no money because my family spend it for me. Often faster than I can earn it.

So when I am in a shop and open my wallet, to pay for something they want and they crack feeble jokes about the moths escaping I feel justified in pointing out that there are no moths in my wallet because its always empty because they have already spent what little money I get.