The right wing conspiracy theorists are still out in force. Orson Scott Card worries President Obama will turn urban gangs into his personal police force. What?

Where will he get his “national police”? The NaPo will be recruited from “young out-of-work urban men” and it will be hailed as a cure for the economic malaise of the inner cities.

In other words, Obama will put a thin veneer of training and military structure on urban gangs, and send them out to channel their violence against Obama’s enemies.

Instead of doing drive-by shootings in their own neighborhoods, these young thugs will do beatings and murders of people “trying to escape” — people who all seem to be leaders and members of groups that oppose Obama. Source: Slate

Orson Scott Card also believes Hillary Clinton won’t be the Democratic nominee for the 2016 presidential election, but Michelle Obama. She will be Obama’s Lurleen Wallace, George Wallace’s wife. That’s so ridiculous, since the 50 states play a role in electing the next president, not the sitting president, but why bother trying to rain on the right wingnuts’ parade?

Michelle Obama is going to be Barack’s Lurleen Wallace. Remember how George Wallace got around Alabama’s ban on governors serving two terms in a row? He ran his wife for the office. Everyone knew Wallace would actually be pulling the strings, even though they denied it. Michelle Obama will be Obama’s designated “successor,” and any Democrat who seriously opposes her will be destroyed in the media the way everyone who contested Obama’s run for the Democratic nomination in 2008 was destroyed.