I'm so NERVOUS for this big date tonight!
YEAH you are! I'll tell you a joke you can tell to break the ice!
too close.
Oh hi- HEY I gotta joke. What do you call it when you don't wear any underwear?
Umm.. "going commando"?
Nope! NONE-DERWEAR! (He's naked)
meanwhile...
two nuns: nunderwear! (clap clap)