So many badass moments dropped from the sky this weekend, just in time for the one day of the year that reminds me of why I’m happy to be alone. February might not be hopeful but at least it’s not boring. Here’s what we found.

Mad publications spent months agonizing over the dilemma of “millennials” and I think I’ve put my finger on it. What the fuck is going to happen to the generation whose favorite characters grew up and killed themselves, or their roommates? I can’t stop thinking about this story of the Red Power Ranger stabbing his roommate to death with a sword. Jesus.

This Trixsel person crossed the Team Rocket theme song with Nicki Minaj’s verse on Kanye's “Monster” and it’s fucking brilliant.

This is the week that the FCC is announcing whether or not the internet will be treated like a utility. If you are like me and have a hard time following this shit, The Verge told us what we can expect from Net Neutrality.