Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living togetherCharlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sinChelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it

Berta: Okay you and me need to talkCharlie: I know I know. you didn't sign up for this. You work for me, not for her, and it's bad enough you have to put up with zippy and the chipBerta: No, I like her better than you so for now on I'm working for herCharlie: What?Berta: You need something? You ask her, she talks to me, we decideCharlie: I don't get vote?Berta: Yeah, you get a vote. One vote our of three. Good luck with that