Ohhhh, kids. I have got a motherf*cking treat for you today. Evil Dead red band trailer is here. It is glorious. GLORIOUS. Listen. I don't know who is supposed to be who in this remake and I don't care (the adorable chick from "Suburbia" -- DR). The original Evil Dead is a low-budget, The Chin-filled, gore-spewing classic. It looks like the remake got a bigger budget and decided to spend it on gore, gore, and then some more gore.

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Legally Insignificant

This trailer has given me both a fear boner and an anticiperection.

John W

I thought Levy was supposed to be playing the Ash character from the original? Isn't that what was originally announced? It looks to me that she's playing the sister who get attacks by the forest in the original.

Uriah_Creep

Holy shit, that was pretty fucking intense. It might work after all.

And George is gonna be REALLY pissed when he finds out what Tessa's gotten into.

Fabius_Maximus

I guess I'll have to watch the originals now.

Quatermain

I was skeptical for the longest time about this, but I'm not really skeptical anymore. It looks like a riot.

David Sorenson

Nope. Nope. Nope. I'l be the cranky old bastard on this one. The original worked mainly because it sucked. Take all the cheese out and you've got any other generic horror movie. I love the original because it's terrible and they made the hell out of it anyways. I love the original because of the stories I've read about how they made it. It's the partially transparent bag of White Castle sliders with soggy fries oozing grease and indigestion.

This movie? This movie might just be kobe burger served on an artisanal sourdough roll with heirloom tomatoes, freshly grown bibb lettuce, and garlic aoli with french fries cooked in duck fat and seasoned with truffle salt. The high end budget and serious production may make this a better movie and it may be damn good. It's just not what I want when I come home from the pub after a long work week with a couple of pints in me to take the edge off.

And thanks to that, I've quite forgotten where I was going with all this and now have a craving for burgers. Who's up for a White Castle run?