This Guy's Pledge to "Secure" Schools "for Free" Is Now a Hilarious Meme

Twitter did not take well to the idea.

Twitter is roasting a man that promised to use his wide array of weapons to protect schools, complete with a picture of himself posing in full gear. In a widely-shared tweet posted Monday, a user called “CarlosCruz2016” pledged that he would use his AR-15, tactical gear, concealed carry, primary and alternate sidearms to “secure the children” — for free.

“I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children,” the user wrote in a now-deleted tweet that listed his weapons and included a selfie. “I am a retired veteran, 29 years of service, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience.”

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I was never in the army but one could say I have training that far exceeds that which is necessary for combat. pic.twitter.com/JqRf0KcOYz

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any jedi temple to help secure the younglings. I am an expert chosen one who owns the force. Graduated from Sheev Palpatine's School for Not Killing Children at 22. I have the basic lightsaber and robe needed. pic.twitter.com/mL5ujIr12s

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let me tell you something, dude, I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I once killed Andre the Giant by bodyslamming him at WrestleMania, brother, and have the prayers and vitamins necessary to protect Hulkamania. I mean, children. Much love -HH pic.twitter.com/HxSIoJzJkn

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear. pic.twitter.com/YMYcwxdX0s

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear pic.twitter.com/p972txF0Qr

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a veteran miner with combat experience in all environments including pitch black tunnels, and even the Nether. I have a 9-slot conceal carry, an enchantment table, and all necessary diamond equipment. pic.twitter.com/a1aaaYEEap

I pledge to work for free to secure your children. I am veteran Saiyan prince, I played a part in securing the dragon balls on namek, have experience in fighting Majin buu, want to the future to fight Goku black, better than kakarot, can go super Saiyan god pic.twitter.com/LzsBBZlwg2

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a two-term retired president, US Senator, and community organizer, with great negotiation skills. I have a J.D., a concealed finger guns permit, these cool shades, and all necessary tactical gear. pic.twitter.com/Az7tL2PPh0