If you don't have enough already, here's one more reason not to date a fat chick. The ability to physically dominate your woman not only comes in handy in the bedroom, but in the ghetto streets as well. You know he's just going to find another fat chick now. He'll never learn.

lord i'd like to take this time to thank you from the deepest parts of my soul, for making me white and right. i surely would have blown my fucking brains out if i were born black. again thank you lord....amen