So, we don't know if you're aware of this or not, but there's actually new content on Alltooflat every single day. Seriously. We call the daily content 'alttexts' because it appears as the alternate text for the image of the halibut you see in the upper left of this page. Go on, put your cursor over him for a minute and wait. See that text that pops up? That's the alttext (if nothing comes up, right click on the fish, and look at image properties or some such). Most of them are pretty funny. Some urge you to listen to a particular band or support a specific politicaly or economic theory. They really range over a whole host of things.

We've been writing alttext since almost the beginning of the site, and so have about three years of back quotes. Which makes us feel a little old, but that's neither here nor there. We figured that it'd be a good idea to make the old ones viewable, so you can see what you've been missing.