I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.

He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.

He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

Meeting with Obama, Trump looked awkward and reticent, his blazer button straining against his gut, his tie snaking under and over his crotch like a long, red tongue. He had no mastery of the moment, no sense of prestige, no long-awaited vindication. Trump looked like he was awkwardly stuck in a waiting room with the president of the United States, dreading the doctor who’d soon be plumbing his asshole for cancer.

But then, the fact that this busted orange mule never knew what he was doing hadn’t slowed him or his ilk down before. Donald Trump is not the anomaly he’s been made out to be — he’s as American as apple pie and measles blankets, the real Jay Gatsby, a bogeyman half Horatio Alger, half Bernie Madoff.

To hear the Clinton loyalists tell it from the artificial moon they live on, orbiting our corporeal reality in a dissociative fugue state, voters in Fond Du Lac and Saginaw and Scranton voted against Clinton only because of a malicious media, James Comey, Benghazi, emails, and Vladimir Putin — and not because, by every metric, they hate her fucking guts and have done so for thirty years.

This is the reality anybody with two volts of brainpower and a Rust Belt address might’ve stumbled across, yet which somehow eluded every major Democrat in an election year.

JennyB wrote:I just realized something. That charlatan Dr. Oz is probably going to be our Surgeon General. Remember when Clinton's had to resign because she said it was healthy to masturbate? Oz is going to tell us we need to buy his special fairy dust to prevent cancer.

I'd be surprised if Trump didn't just put his own doctor in that position.

That crazy looking guy? Yeah, that's a good call.

He'd fit right in with all the other crazies, of which this one scares me the most:

Trump meeting with OK governor today along with more important people like Rick Perry. Perry is rumored for Secretary of Energy - a post he said he would eliminate during his run. I can only assume my governor is up for the same position. Under her (and her Democratic predecessor, to be fair), Oklahoma has become the most seismically active state in the nation because of waste water injection from oil wells. Also our schools are dying because we have a 2% tax on oil drilling. While TX and other 2000s oil boom states have closer to or above 10%, which have allowed them to weather the crash in oil prices.

I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.