Boba Fett Caption Contest #14

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director- you are a bounty hunter got it.
use feeling!!!
boba-okay,okay i got it !!!!!
dierector- and action!
boba-uuuummmm. who am i again?
director-..................

119623680011/28/2007

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Hey, im new here, can you tell me where the bathrooms are?

Adeptus Astartes of holyorkazonasouthameriland

119381400010/31/2007

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Hey, guess what, I can tell you the future. So theres going to be this fan site right, and then theres going to be this member of the message boards. And there are going to be these caption contests where they put captions on these pictures. And on #14 some idiot called Adeptus Astartes who is a member of the boards is going to decide to try to be funny by mocking himself.

Help I'm to dumb to save myself. Bobafet: sorry can't help i'm to busy killing somebody which i'm actually enjoying right now.
Person: I bet your having fun over there I wish I could join in but you are about to disintegrate me so bye!

alyse of Florida

119545920011/19/2007

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Boba:moo moo moo
JOe:wha...
Boba:i said moo moo moo
Joe:what?
Boba:i said moo moo moo moo!r-tards these days...
Joe:what?!
Boba:I SAID MOO MOO MOOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES THAT APPEAL TO YOU??!!!!!!.
jUST - JUST SHUT UP!!!!! SO i CAN KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alyse and katie of Florida

119545920011/19/2007

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Boba's game of "ignore the screenwriter" had serious repercussions for the third film.

anon

119623680011/28/2007

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Director: Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as Director and Bounty hunter!
Darth Vader (thinking): Why does that sound familiar?

Anonymous of Mandal

119787840012/17/2007

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Why is everything black and white? Why is this mime following me? WHY do I keep talking to myself?!

Bambi of Philly

119320920010/24/2007

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Salesman: So you see why you need to get these weapon upgrades for 1,000,000 credits?
Boba: LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA...

Empire Strikes Back, scene 30, take 43.
Irving: Now Boba, I know it's a hard line, but "As you wish" isn't all that bad.
Boba: Yea, but it's to him. (points at Vader)
Irving: Oh, stop being a child. Just imagine something that makes you happy when you say the line.
Boba: Okay. Okay, I see a man named Irving getting his head blown off by me, and Darth Vader and IG-88 bow down at my feet. Thanks Irv!
Irving: Er, no... problem..

Fett II of The Shiz

119511360011/15/2007

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Man: "Now, Boba, we need to patch this little disagreement with Vader here..."
Boba: "Forget it. Telling me 'no disintegrations'--trying to tell me how to do my job! I won't put up with it."

FettFanDT of Pana, IL

119398680011/02/2007

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Man: "Picture this Mr. Fett---you, Han Solo, carbonite...just focus on that, and we can get through this scene."
Boba: "I can see it now..."

FettFanDT of Pana, IL

119398680011/02/2007

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and lord vader tells me not to disintegrate anyone. just look at this guy!!!!

frank bell of caribou,maine

119658240012/02/2007

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What do youy mean this style won't be in forever!?

Jamie of California

119580480011/23/2007

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OK, now Boba...whad' I tell ya? - Boba: um, Shoot Vader? no wait! I got it! no, no I lost it...

Jon of Mass.

119969280001/07/2008

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"Now in this scene, you come up behind me in the balcony.."

Jon Burke of Hopkinton, MA

119442240011/07/2007

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Boba:i like pie...
other dude:well we can't have pie in this scene!
Boba:I'LL DISINIGRATE YOU IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY PIE!
other dude:im gonna get that pie now...
Boba:works every time...

Who allowed the leprechaun on the set?

The director's "Invisible pineapple" joke just wasn't funny anymore

Now then Mr Fett, we have a great line of hair products. As you can see I use the "Man of the Universe" product. Now if you'd just take that helmet off...

Mia

119355480010/28/2007

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"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

Phillip of Apex, NC

119632320011/29/2007

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Boba Fett: What's my motivation for this scene?
Man: You're a tough green dude with a gun, and you like to shoot things.
Boba Fett: Okay, got it. This helmet itches...

PJ of Abby/BC

119615040011/27/2007

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...So then I had all the hair from my palms surgically implanted to my face which was quite... (Moments later this man was disintegrated)

Sam of Jacksonville,FL

119372760010/30/2007

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Hey Fett, I have all the answers to Vaders quiz written on my hand! Hurry up and copy them before he comes back!

Sam Garretson of Jacksonville,FL

119372760010/30/2007

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hey misery guts....wanna dance?

Simon Shemwood of Leeds

119424960011/05/2007

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Guy:"Listen, when Darth Vader says "Are we clear" or "do you underst"...."
Boba:"I get it. I read the script you know."
Guy:"I know i just like talking to you. Could I have an autograph."
Boba:"No."
Guy:"Please."
Boba:"Fine."

Someone of Las Vegas, NV

119926080001/02/2008

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Dude, Boba, you gotta believe me. I told Darth NOT to bring IG to the party man. Please dude....dont disintegrate me.

Valthonin of Miami/Fl

119320920010/24/2007

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....Dude. Smell this.

Zara Orono of buffalo

119934720001/03/2008

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Maybe I should get off Lunesta. Now I'm seeing Abe Lincoln everywhere I go. Aaaahh! Now everything's dark!