(Please let me play the theist role for this one, this should be interesting indeed)

God's PLAN is always PERFECT!

God does heal amputee by inspiring people to create fake limb.When god does not heal smallpox back then, it's because god PLANS to punish human, and then forgive them afterward.Just like when u punish your kid, no dinner tonight, but tomorrow u forgive him/her and give special treat. (Pizza maybe)

When bad things happened to good people. It's because god's plan to teach them a valuable lesson.When they're dead, god take them to better place. god actually saving them not to suffer in this world anymore.Or maybe god need them as an angel.

It's called plan. You atheist are pathetic. You don't understand god at all!

An Omnipowful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

An Omnipowful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

And you should feel guilty for this. Give me money.

Ding! This proves that we really don't need to *make up* ridiculous claims. All we need to do is quote the bible.

I can one-up Hatter's ridiculous claim. You know why this universe is the best that the omni-everything god could do? Because he apparently felt that six days was plenty of time to make it in. Probably made a bet with his lesser buddies (you know, all those lesser gods that were alluded to) that he could make the whole universe in a week, and found the work so boring that he said, "Eh, good enough" after six days so that he could go brag about it on the seventh.

I created the tenth dimension in M-Theory. I knew it long before you did. It actually goes backwards - from 10 to 0. You are at 0. I made this place just to fuck with mankind.. We came up with all this stuff billions of years ago. We created this dimension for kicks and giggles.. sorry if we caused you any pain.

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"If you find yourself reaching for the light, first realize that it has already touched your finger.""If I were your god, I would have no reason for judgement, and you have all told endless lies about me. Wait - you do already. I am not amused by your ignorance, thoughtlessness, and shallow mind."

I witnessed god's creation. God was made from the SKoraeger which formed trillions of years ago. God decided to create a lot of planets and stuff because god was lonely. God watched as the multiverses formed and decided to make new species. A while later, god made humans. God was bored so god gave humans fire, then wanted to make it interesting so god gave them weapons to fight each other in god's name. Humans will be destroyed in just 50 years by random space mutants that want revenge...then after they destroy everyone here they go "Oops, wrong planet!"

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"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."-Thomas Szasz

"If you find yourself reaching for the light, first realize that it has already touched your finger.""If I were your god, I would have no reason for judgement, and you have all told endless lies about me. Wait - you do already. I am not amused by your ignorance, thoughtlessness, and shallow mind."

A few:1. The certainty with which you hold to a proposition is evidence of it's truth.2. The amount of torture a person endures without recanting a proposition is evidence of it's truth.3. The way a proposition makes you feel is evidence of it's truth.4. Those propositions which you would like to be true are more probable to be true.5. Anecdotal evidence trumps empirical evidence.6. The older a proposition is, the more likely it is to be true.7. Our ancestors had great amounts of knowledge about the world, medicine, etc, which we have lost because of our "obsession" with scientific evidence.

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Cheers!-Argyle

Never let yourself be diverted by what you wish to believe, but look only and surely at what are the facts