6 Things Women Do Before Dates

1. Not Shave Their Legs

This is actually a really strategic move on our part. We realise that we may want to sleep with our date, but we also realise that people can be eejits and think that if we sleep with them it means we immediately want marriage and babies. So we leave our legs hairy to stop ourselves getting naked in front of them. It doesn’t really work though; most people don’t even care about hairy legs and would like the sex just fine, please.