Ryan Simulator 2015

Relive the epic battle between Ryan and the ancient one, Spooky, as Ryan tries to defeat him in a battle of wits and catlike reflexes. According to forgotten lore, he who braves the dark beast's torment for a full 11 minutes and 10 seconds will see the face of true evil...and be given an opportunity to drink from the immortal's well.

Will Ryan survive long enough in this dance with the devil??? Perhaps...with your help.

Hurry and experience this life-changing experience while it lasts (in other words: until Ryan catches wind of it and makes me take it down)! All proceeds go toward the "I forgot to buy Ryan a real birthday present" fund!