Hacktivist publication News of the World shut down

The 168 year old publication News of the World has been accused of hacking the telephone and e-mails of recently deceased persons of public interest. Rupert Murdoch’s son, James Murdoch, personally pulled the plug on his ring of hacker-journalists. The final edition of News of the World contained the following poetic sign-off:

We are Anonymous

We do not forgive

We do not forget

Expect us

James Murdoch keeps a life size model of Darth Vader outside his office overlooking London. Occasionally he removes the helmet and replays his favorite scene from Return of the Jedi, knowing full well that his father will never turn away from the dark side.

Murdox

Hackers have failed to d0x those behind the News of the World hacking scandal. The internal e-mail records have been wiped clean at the behest of the Murdoch family, in a poor attempt to cover up their involvement in the creation of Anonymous.

The media continues their secret hacking endeavors in the ever quickening battle to report the next big story before everyone else gets the scoop. However, the corporate media continually feeds the public fear of hackers with illegally hacked information.

We can only hope that someone out there d0xes the Murdoch family before they create a global media empire.

Editor’s note: Our staff hackers have hacked James Murdoch’s voicemail and found incontrovertible proof that he is responsible for the continued DDoS of AnonNews!