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10/13/2017

NFL Solves Kneeling Player Problem

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - Shortly after publicly announcing on Friday that it has no plans to force its players to stand for the National Anthem, the NFL quietly mandated what they believe will be a solution to fan outrage.

By instituting a simply wardrobe alteration (below), the organization hopes to nullify what angers fans the most - players kneeling during the Anthem. The idea reportedly came from NFL head Roger Goodell himself.

"As soon as I heard about it I knew it was Goodell's idea, but I've seen it in action, and it works well," said one executive with the Denver Broncos.

Starting this weekend, all players will be required to wear the altered uniforms.