Camry - "Reinvented curtains, they are made of pizza." Proof that Toyota fails miserably and is uncomfortable when they attempt to have a personality. Someone needs to be fired for making such a moronic ad spot. Is there a Prizm segment called "beavis and butthead" that they are trying to attract?

Lexus - Whatever. Bland and unoriginal. Bathroom break material.

Hyundai - Trying to be clever. Not clever. Still, cool car that's a worthy successor to the CRX that Honda can't seem to build or the VW Scirocco that they won't sell here.

Cadillac - Very ballsy that they said "to take on the BMW 3 series." They would never have said that before. Made the point, and I actually kinda sorta believe it this time. Maybe.

A7 - Cool spot. Feel a little bad for the vampires. But definitely the most clever car ad.