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He goes to work late everyday but never get fired, work for 4 hours, win $400, return home driving his tuned car without using his arms, go to the mall to buy some tvs, and still have time and energy to hit on some chicks until 3am and wake up felling great the next day... what is his secret?

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Any one who understands the title of this game, plays it and THEN gets offended by anything in it is a total idiot and has most likely missed the point of the game compleatly. The POINT is that you are playing a shit for brains dickbag. Of course he's gonna do utterly dumb crap and have misogynistic opinions! I'm plus size myself and was not the least bit offended because I knew that the opinions expressed in this game are coming from the pov of an asswipe. I played it and loled the whole time, thinking of all the assholes I knew in high school and college. The game is called ---Douchebag--- Life people!

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1/1 because I'm plus sized and I'm not a 'something'. The fact the dev would find it acceptable to call women 'something' based on their size alone when a thin girl with super bad acne, buck teeth, and huge glasses is a 'girl'.... and the sad thing is that I squeed with happiness when I found this because of the Douchebag Chicks but after seeing that.... Yeah, this game isn't worth MY time.

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