In case you’re wondering, I dislike snow, big cities, and flat terrain, in that order. I realize that at least one of those applies to each city on the list, but I’d appreciate any info on how bad those or other conditions might be in the above locations.

Any input would be appreciated. Thanks!

(Oh, and for those of you who are wondering, no, there are no cannibal neighbors in my near future. Tornados? Maybe. Hurricanes? Possibly. Snow in the winters and giant mosquitoes in the summers? Unfortunately, quite likely. But no cannibals.)

Okay, My vote...since it SOOO counts is Phoenix, AZ....GO THERE. Sure, it's hot in the summer...JUST LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE!! If you are outside for extended periods of time, make sure it is near a pool..lol. In the winter, you can go two hours north and snowboard, or two hours south and wakeboard. It is only six hours from San Diego, and L.A. isn't that much farther...!! Now...avoid...probably Columbus, OH. Sounds cold and boring...!!!