If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.

Planes are like diets. I don't like being on them, especially when I am crossing the international date line. Yet after the World Cruise, I put on an extra 20 lbs. Back from London. Over to the Midwest. Then FT Lauderdale. Now Los Angry cars...er I mean Los Angeles and the 405....headed to Auckland just nowand New Zealand-land of the long white cloud. It's more like volcanic ash because of the recent eruption in Chile.