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Posted: June 15, 2011 - 11:15pm

Savannah

"This is to the caller that put an article in the paper May 30. The caption reads the caller states that President Obama could come and clean his house. If President Obama has a law degree from Harvard, I don't think he needs to clean his house, but evidently the person that wrote this needs to clean the yard for the White House."

"Here's an idea. For president, let's elect a self-admitted drug-using college professor/community organizer with no business experience whatsoever. For good measure find one that has a history of 18 months in the United States Senate voting 'Present.' What could possibly go wrong?"

"The donkey used to be the symbol for the Democratic party. Their new symbol is the weiner."

"In response to a recent Vox, gee, I thought nonproductive overpaid limo-riding government employees sucking the life out of your wallets and your freedoms were Republicans."

"It is quite evident that most of the recent homeowners in this red state felt that it would be more cost effective to bring our money to this red state, thus bypassing Washington hoping to get Beaufort County out of the 'corridor of shame'."

"Famous people must face the fact the public watches every act. And as a gag, might hold a dinner where speakers pummel saint and sinner. But don't even try to joke or toast if you're invited to a weiner roast. The only reason I won't sign my name is because the poetry is so lousy, I'm ashamed I composed it. The thought's still valid, however."

Editor's note: We think you're rather clever. It's hard to write in rhyme.

"Mission accomplished was for the aircraft carrier returning from its mission, Bob Stevenson. That's makes you culpable in perpetrating a liberal progressive lie, so why should we believe you?"