Fun English

advertisement

Fun English
一,一
>_<
What kind of dogs
can’t bark?
--Hot dogs
一,一
>_<
What kind of man
can't walk?
-- Walkman
一,一
>_<
I begin with T and end
with T, and I am full
of T. What am I?
--teapot
一,一
>_<
How many presents
can Santa Claus put
into an empty sock?
--Zero
一,一
(因為: 將禮物放入空襪子， 它就不是空襪子了。)
>_<
Who can jump higher
than a mountain?
--Everyone
(因為: 山脈不會跳。 )
一,一
>_<
What kind of pool can't
you find water in?
--Carpool.
汽車共乘。
一,一
>_<
Which hand should
you cut beef with?
--Neither hand.
一,一
>_<
What day of the
week is the best for
having fried foods?
--Friday
一,一
>_<
When can you run as
fast as a horse?
--When I am riding on horseback.
一,一
>_<