I was able to escape quickly, but i had been stripped of all computer skills. I had to improvise on typing a password on a secuurity door, but, i luckily just pressed buttons to the anthem of uncyclopedia. I was overjoyed to the brink of defecation, but seeing flies mating broke that barrier in my pants.... And after making out with a tree, i ended up sitting here, wasting my time making a recollection of the last 7 years of my life..