Thursday, May 29, 2008

Lie-mumba

Day 2. I have a confession. This may come as a shock to you, dear reader, but I am not actually Patrice Lumumba. I know my profile picture depicts me as the charismatic Congolese leader, but I am not him.As you have witnessed, this countdown is getting heavy. You may not leave with a smile ever day, dear reader, instead it may be a battered heart and a tarnished image of your messiah as a fraudulent foe. Yet this the end of our time together so do not hold a grudge. I am the same person I have always been, I just do not have the dashing appearance of a Congolese President.Tomorrow's fact is only 24 hours away. Mentally prepare yourself. You have been warned.