Day 161 – Make people believe you’re a billion dollar cyborg

I really only convinced one person of this today. I told Racheal that I was a billion dollar cyborg and she looked at me strangely (naturally). I proceeded to tell her that I used to work for the US government and that one day I got in a horrible on the job accident. I lost an eye, both arms, both legs, and several internal organs. The goverment was looking for an excuse to try out some cybor technology, so I became the test subject. They did such a great job that you can’t really even tell. I asked her if she was convinced. “With a story like that, who wouldn’t be convinced?” Totally.