Tom Cruise’s Creepiest Pictures [Photos]

Emma Stone[all]

If Katie Holmes needs more evidence to prove that Tom Cruise shouldn’t have joint custody of Suri, then she should look no further than these pictures of him. I’d like to go on a whole rant about how I used to be this huge Tom fan and now he’s just ruined everything, but the truth is I always knew he was weird. Nine out of ten people with crazy eyes are actually crazy (don’t worry, I’m a professional…). Even Christian Bale has been quoted saying that Tom Cruise was his inspiration for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho– what with his “very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

I had to go into the depths of hell to retrieve this post, and I may need therapy. If you’re actually a fan and this offends you, I’m deeply sorry, but look for yourself and I dare you not to agree.