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UNHOLY ROMANCE! Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ’s second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to the 21st century than those left behind in stone by ‘old lick-arse’ Moses. For thirty days, Jesus must live amongst the human race as one of their own, adopting their ways, savage and all as that may be. By doing this he will learn to appreciate his subjects true motivations and so develop more appropriate Commandments. His only ammunition on earth during his brief stay is an allowance of three miracles. As instructed by his dad, God the Father, Jesus must communicate the Commandments to the people through a diary, which he will leave behind as the new Bible. It is this diary that forms the basis for Unholy Romance! Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy! TARGET MARKET: Anyone over eighteen who can laugh at life without fear of ending up in Costa del Hell! THE REVIEWS: ‘I was in floods of laughter. A great read.’ NOAH ‘It definitely shows a darker side to Jesus, which I would be delighted to take the credit for.’ THE DEVIL ‘I may yet take a libel action against Jesus for defamation of character. I do not have a drink problem and am not a rampant homosexual, as seems to be portrayed in the book.’ THE HOLY SPIRIT ‘I have the inside track on the book, which I will sell to the highest bidder.’ JUDAS ‘I wash my hands of this disturbingly controversial page turner.’ PONTIUS PILATE ‘I’d need to see some evidence that Jesus actually wrote this book before commenting.’ DOUBTING THOMAS ‘Go on my son!’ GOD THE FATHER ‘I could have done with this great read while I was lost in the desert, when all I had for entertainment was a bunch of ‘are we there yet?’ moaners! MOSES ‘It’s a great book of two halves…and a cover! KING SOLOMON LITERARY AGENT COMMENT: "Other samples on the subject of Jesus' return to modern earth have passed across our desks here, but none have shown such promise. I do think this is hilarious and would like to see it in print" PMA Literary & Film Management INC, New York. WARNING: Unholy Romance is a romantic religious parody. Please do not purchase if easily offended by religious parody!

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Hi all! I'm a deeply passionate individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus! I hope you enjoy my hilarious Irish romcom, 'Dysfunctional Romance!' and slightly more controversial but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, 'Unholy Romance!' Website/Blog: www.derickhudson.blogspot.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/Derick_Hudson Cheers, Derick :-)

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I'm a deeply passionate and energetic individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus...or scare the bejesus out of you so much that you become incontinent!

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

What a wonderful second novel!! But just like the first (Dysfunctional Romance), I actually found myself laughing-out-loud! I, for one, would love to think that God has a sense of humor and if He truly does - He would give this book 5 stars!! And also, I will never see a spoon again without thinking of Jesus Christ - a much more pleasant image!!! LOL

Definitely not a story for devout Christians who are easily offended. Fortunately for the author, I'm not easily bothered by his off kilter sense of humor. Hudson is a breath of fresh air. This story & Dysfunctional Romance are unique and very entertaining. Good job!

If pokes at religion, God, Jesus, Mary, and the rest of the flock upset you or maybe you consider it sacrilegious and offensive, then you will want to avoid this bit of blasphemy written by what appears to be the devils' minion himself, Derick Hudson. But I hope to God you are not so you can read this hilariously funny book. I had this in my kindle for over a year before I got to it and I'm kicking myself because it's so insanely good. If you need a laugh and just want to read something incredibly witty- buy this one now. I found myself thinking over and over- where does he get these ideas and think of such crazy things to write. It's really good and I think Jesus would be happy if you bought it to because he's feeling a bit irrelevant lately.

I wish I could give this book a 6, well I just did!! iv tweeted that I don't do romance books but this is hardly that! loved it, was a grand idea using jesus & da family in the today world iv never come across that before. im glad I read this book as if im out & about something will jog my memory about the book and im smileing like god the cat (I may look bit silly at the lights me sat there grining like a Cheshire cat!!) is clever is funny I didn't want to put it down. I hope in the future we could see how jesus & the family are getting along. will have to be a book from derrick soon as iv nearly read them all, and iv enjoyed every one so far. thanks to derrick for giving me what I needed, laughter.

'Unholy Romance' had me shaking my head and laughing out loud throughout the book. I never would have thought a book with Jesus, yes- the son of God, could be so far out there that it was hard to put down due to the authors ability to write such a hilarious read. The modernized commandments are so damn funny. This is definitely a great add to your tbr list. this is the only book I've read by Derick Hudson, but it will most definitely not be the last.

This book is the funniest I have ever read! People were actually giving me odd looks as I read it on the train and could not contain my involuntary laughter! Oh, how so much truth is told! The thought behind the story is one most of us have wondered about if it happened now....and the humour in how Derick has portrayed his story is brilliant! Daughter is now reading it and laughing out loud as I did! It was also quite heart warming. They say Good is close to Evil and Derick has found just the right way to tell of the odd but good to hear 'friendship' between Jesus and Lucifer to make it funny yet in no way offensive as he retains his own moral beliefs! This book brings Religion into the 21st century!!! I love the way this author writes and tells a story. Highly recommended!!