"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world." - MotorCity Madman
"Hillary, you might wanna ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch" - Ted Nugent waving 2 machine guns

"Maybe youll catch me on the slopes. Ill be the dude rocking twin tip, center mounted park skis and steezy tall hoodies all the while struggling to land that basic jib across the flat box but LOVING every second of it. Every yardsale, even snow face wash, ill come up with a smile on my face." - rbean24

I've been listening to a lot The Who lately so for now I'd say Pete Townshend.

Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not - David Thorne

I've become a bigger fan of joe Newman from alt-J recently. I'm a fan of finger picking and he does that a lot so it's more my style than most rock music

"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
-seward
FREE. SKIING.
IOWAT.

The original axe ripper, Django Reinhardt. Check out his left hand; the last two fingers got fused together as a result of horrible burns he got in a caravan fire when he was a kid. As a result, he had to learn a ton of alternate fingerings and came back and tore it up harder than ever, with one less finger than everyone else.

Obviously everyone else in this thread slays, but Django is the granddaddy of modern guitar slayage.
I think Stevie Ray Vaughn and Pat Metheny also deserve places in this thread.

"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."
-yuck

The night they drove old dixie down is one of my favorite songs. Always wanted to learn it on piano. I just want somebody to teach me that one song.

Fuck that's a great song. The night or night after levon died I saw the heavy pets and dopapod in noho mass. The guitarist from dopapod came out and did the night they drove old dixie down solo for the first encore. Really intense.

Wish I had made the ramble when moe. played in 2010. Couldn't even buy a ticket, not surprised.

Luckily got to see him one last time at moe.down 2011. Ended with the weight. Bobby sang a verse, levon sang a verse, then everyone sang. I think there was a light rain and it was just magical.

Huge tangent and unrelated to guitar but that's where your post led me.