Inside this seemingly innocuous report is the information that two Russian amateur astronomers have discovered a totally NEW comet, dubbed ISON. This comet should pass near (they say) earth around December of 2013. No one knows where it came from, who sent it or if it will change life on earth forever!!!!

Stay tuned for more mythology as it accretes around this mysterious astral phenomenon. Now we have have another eleven months to prepare for the End. There is no need to return to banal daily life or worry about wars, injustice or global warming. Hooray!