Barcoded tights extravaganza: no need for barcode reader

So we are talking about robots ruling the world and poor girls and guys are being stamped with bar code IDs. But you can prevent being stamped, with wearing these tights, as they’ll confuse the scanners of those cruel, inhuman rulers.

Alternative usage is: put these tights on your home robot (yes, robots wear tights as well!) and now you turned the whole story upside down.