Author's Response: Wow, I haven't been on here in ages. Yeah, the idea was that Naboo had called to make sure Vince was okay, but Gregg had picked up while the message was recording, and unaware that Vince was being raped as he spoke, told him that Vince was fine, and it isn't until months later that Howard finds out. I'm a fan of twists and internal narrative, lol.

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