A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he "finished first and stopped pleasuring her" during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim's home, police report.

/Sometimes, i really don't need to know all the details. Esp if she looks like that. Sure, the guy stopped yodeling in the gulch once his torpedo exploded, but really, is that worth a beating? Hmmm..might be..depends on how good she was.

What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

tinfoil-hat maggie:Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

Indypendy:tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I think everything is illegal in Louisiana, don't quote me on that but, wow, even I feel bad for the people that live there. Granted I think New Orleans is like a free city or something but what do I know.

Do you know the way to Mordor:What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

cig-mkr:Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

Another Government Employee:Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

farkin_noob:cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

tinfoil-hat maggie:Indypendy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I think everything is illegal in Louisiana, don't quote me on that but, wow, even I feel bad for the people that live there. Granted I think New Orleans is like a free city or something but what do I know.

It's not as bad as you might think lol. You just have to maintain your sense of humor. :)

Those laws are only important to those who get caught. If you get caught giving a bj, odds are you were doing something stupid.