"Bitch"

"Glitch (Neo's Theme)"

The Lyrics

I got up late todayMy boss asked me ifI really want to stayGot a phone callFrom a guy who said that I shouldClimb out on the window ledgeLike I really could

Yesterday he triedTo convince me that I couldJust be insideSome computer simulation of the WorldMorpheous told meThat I may well save the human raceHe thinks I'm The One

I'm a glitch in the systemMorpheous must be trippin'Says I'm gonna save the worldI know it sounds absurdI'm unskilled and untrainedI sure look good in shadesWhy do those Agent geezers want me out the way?

I act like SupermanJumping allAround the city sure is grandAnd the kung-fuI am learnin' is quite niftyAnd I get to play with gunsBullet time is funkyLook! No wires, anywhere!

I'm a glitch in the systemMorpheous must be trippin'Says I'm gonna save the worldI know it sounds absurdI'm unskilled and untrainedI sure look good in shadesWhy do those Agent geezers want me out the way?

Just when I think, you found me a way outThe program's already changingThey left a clue, I had deja-vuMy exit was removed

I'm a glitch in the systemMorpheous must be trippin'Says I'm gonna save the worldI know it sounds absurdI'm unskilled and untrainedI sure look good in shadesWhy do those Agent geezers want me out the way?

I'm a glitch, system freezeIt's a service pack, I needA super power spammerI show up on virus scannersAgents came, I survivedThe big one nearly criedYou know I'd rather just stay home with Trinity

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