From now on I'm just going to mute whatever song Olympic skaters are skating to and blast Ginuwine's "Pony." No disrespect, I'm sure Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" will pair great with figure skating for the thousandth time, but "Pony" just takes things to a whole new freak nasty level -- something that figure skating was clearly lacking before.

Just in case you're not sure what else "Pony" improves, Brian Floyd has taken the liberty of dubbing it over the Westminster Dog Show. "Pony" just makes everything better.