The freshmen presented advertising campaigns for a line of terrible products today and used a wide variety of propaganda techniques to make them all sound pretty great. From Shampoop (“Now with Real Corn!”) to the edible tie (“Eat them anywhere at anytime. During a meeting, or walking in public…even when bathing your grandma!”), these products were truly awful, but you could barely tell!

Watch Taylor’s commercial for edible paper:

Update 1/14/2016

The sophomores presented their bad product ideas today, featuring Tornado in a Box, Big Mac Body Wash, a nuclear-powered toothbrush, and a trash can you can wear.