Normally, if Leonardo DiCaprio is talking about showing you his "final frontier," it's because you're a Victoria's Secret model and he's trying to hook up with you. But last night he meant it properly: as in a space flight, not his peen.

As part of the annual amFAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes during film festival season, Sharon Stone corrals celebrities and rich folk into donating extravagant stuff/scenarios for a special auction. She then makes them buy the stuff from each other for lots of money! This benefits research on a vaccine for HIV/AIDS, so although it's basically an A-list take on regifting, it's for a really good cause. And last night, Leonardo DiCaprio offered up a seat, presumably next to him, on a trip into space next year — a Virgin Galatic flight to the moon and back, specifically. (Though it's worth noting this is still only a theoretical journey, as Virgin's special space-bound planes are still being tested.)

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The winning bid: 700,000 Euros, basically the equivalent of $1 million. And even at that price, Leo will still expect use of both armrests on the flight. He might even steal your packet of complimentary pretzels when you go to the bathroom, because how are you supposed to call him out even if you can see the crumbs in his goatee?

Some fun/awkward reporting, also: in their writeup of the night, Variety says, "DiCaprio skipped the red carpet, but he was overheard at the start of the event in the men's restroom making a business deal on his cell phone while standing at the urinal." In conclusion, people who talk on their phones while they're peeing are the worst.