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Larry and Harry, *two homeless men* were given a chance a to travel to a third world country on an all-expenses paid trip. They were told to carry nothing and return with nothing… They were to make sure they spend all that was given to them. Provision had been made for their expenses and welfare…

*What the Rich teach their children: Asset vs Liability* One day, the son of a rich man, who was an undergraduate, approached his father and the following discussion took place. *Son:* _Dad, may I speak with you?_ *Dad:* _Go ahead._ *Son:* _Among all my classmates, I am the only one without a car. It is…

A German once visited a museum under construction where he saw a sculptor making an image of a great king… Suddenly he noticed a similar image lying nearby… Surprised, he asked the sculptor, “Do you need two statues of the same image?” “No,” said the sculptor, without looking up, “We need only one, but the…

Must read very useful: 😴😀 SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT KNOWN And NEED TO KNOW !! 🐜 Ants Problem: Ants hate Cucumbers. “KEEP the skin of Cucumbers near the Place where they are or at Ant Hole. 🎆 To make the Mirror Shine: “Clean with Sprite” 💨 To remove Chewing Gum from Clothes: “Keep the…

An ant 🐜 knocked on the door of a house. The house owner opened the door. “I want a place to stay,” said the ant. “I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost,” said the owner. The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room. After some days, the ant…

One who loves till her eyes close, is a ​Mother​. One who loves without an expression in the eyes, is a ​Father​. ____________________________ ​Mother​ – Introduces you to the world. ​Father​ – Introduces the world to you. ___________________________ ​Mother​ : Gives you life ​Father​ : Gives you living __________________________ ​Mother​ : Makes sure you are…

By Tyler Perry I haven’t written in a while so this is a little long, but it’s so worth your time to read. I was in Wyoming recently and I was taking in the beauty of the place. I mean, I love it. As I was looking up at the mountains I saw an eagle…

A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it…

1. If you think that everyone is wrong and you are always right. You are making yourself a DIFFICULT PERSON. 2. When you have something wrong to say about every good person or thing, You just might be a DIFFICULT PERSON. 3. If you have gradually become too hard to please. Beware, You are becoming…

1. If you think that everyone is wrong and you are always right. You are making yourself a DIFFICULT PERSON. 2. When you have something wrong to say about every good person or thing, You just might be a DIFFICULT PERSON. 3. If you have gradually become too hard to please. Beware, You are becoming…

A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai; an IIT-MIT Alumnus, now Google boss. “The cockroach management theory for self development” At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.She started screaming out of fear. With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both hands desperately trying to…

1. ON EARNING: Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second chance. _________________________________ 2. ON SPENDING: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need. ________________________________ 3. ON SAVINGS: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.…

When I started using pen in my primary school, and I made a mistake, I would try hard to erase it before submitting to my teacher. Sometimes, I use chalk to clean my mistake but it later re-appeared. So I began to use saliva, it worked, but only to leave holes in my books. My…

1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide. 2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions. 3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad because it’s a law of nature that…

A man is Dating three Women 👭 and wants to decide who to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gave each woman $10,000 and observed what each did with the money. The first one does a total make-over. She goes into a fancy beauty salon, does her hair, new make up and…