Friday, October 26, 2012

Your First Time

Ladies, ladies, ladies....
I tell you all the time when your boyfriend/baby-daddy/significant other has done you wrong and you're late for work....

You need to find somebody who isn't going to run up your credit cards, spend a third of your paycheck before you ever see it, and get in fights with everyone in the neighborhood. Especially in Middle Eastern neighborhoods.

You need someone who will give you a choice. In everything.

You don't need a Chicago Machine con artist.

You need you some Gary Johnson.

Here's the latest ad from the girls in Barack Obama's stable, and it's the most bizarre thing I've seen in a long, long time.... They say he's going to treat you right, don't they? But how's he been for you the last four years? Men ALWAYS pound on the door when you've locked 'em out, and they always promise to change, don't they?

I voted for 14 Libertarians today. My 18-year old, having discussed it in her Texas government class, pointed out the number of offices that only had one choice - and in this state, all of those choices had an R next to their name. Why don't the other parties even put candidates up?