It’s been 7 years to the day since Bill “Bubba” Clinton was impeached, giving him the dubious distinction of being the first and only elected President of the US to be so honored.

Ahh, seems like yesterday.

“We did not have sex,” said Clinton in a terse, carefully worded statement. “We made love. Sweet, sweet love.”the onion

“I did not have sex with that woman…” With those bold and immortal words, Clinton redefined the Presidency, bringing a new kind of class and integrity to the office that his successor just could not match. Sure, Dubya might have been a hard partyer in college, but what have you done for me lately?

Just remember, as he goes around pontificating on the war and other issues, that this guy represents adultery/infidelity, perjury, and bald-faced lying to the American public…on national TV, no less…with his finger wagging and a how-dare-they-accuse-me attitude.