Late-Night Laughs

Conan and Jay Look at Libya and Wisconsin

Conan O'Brien: "Moammar Gadhafi said no sane person would join the protests against him. He then joined the protests against himself."

Jay Leno: "The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of cheese to go through the roof."

Jay Leno: "Economists say gas prices could rise to $5 a gallon. The good news is that instead of this money going to ruthless America-hating dictators, it will go to ruthless America-hating democracies."

Jay Leno: "I spent Presidents Day acting like a President. I took someone else's money and spent it on something I don't need."