Dennis Rodman is Reportedly Broke and Owes Over $860,000 in Child and Spousal Support

I know this is going to come as a surprise to you, but Dennis Rodman’s life is kind of a mess. The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Rodman owes over $860,000 in child and spousal support, and could face contempt of court unless he comes up with money by May 29th. His financial advisor claims that he is broke, and that his alcoholism – which has gotten worse in the last few years as his marriage dissolved, impacts his ability to get work.

The rest of the story contains so many amazing details. Eighty police visits to his home in Newport Beach. A speedboat named “Sexual Chocolate” that was towed because he docked it in someone else’s slip. A Humvee with a painting of a naked woman on it. Rodman also cashed out his NBA pension “for pennies on the dollar” to pay back taxes owed.