9. 'Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties' (Season 7, Episode 3)

Frank's commitment to inappropriateness hits its limit when he becomes the new manager of children's beauty pageant, taking over for a convicted pedophile. He turns to his co-workers for help, and before long, the gang is designing unintentionally suggestive musical numbers for the kids. Meanwhile, Frank — in pasty make-up — is delivering stage banter along the lines of, "Which one of these talented entertainers who I am not attracted to at all will be the winner?" This episode satirizes the increasingly sexualized pageant scene, while also reminding the audience that it doesn't take much tweaking to make Danny DeVito's character look like an actual monster.