In his new tell-all, Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, Andrew Morton reveals the mother of all shockers: Angie was once so depressed she tried to have someone off her!

Angelina Jolie has always been known for her volatile personality, but even we were shocked to hear this! In his new tell-all book, Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, controversial celebrity biographer Andrew Morton claims that she actually hired someone to kill her! OMG.

“She went through a bit of depression, suicidal thoughts,” Morton said on Fox News’ Fox & Friends show August 2. “On one occasion, she said she hired a hitman and she was going to pay by installments.”

But he didn’t stop there, oh no! Check out the other scandalous things the author had to say about 35-year-old Oscar winner Angie in the explosive new book he released July 31!

She cuts herself to feel alive. “We’re talking about cutting…of the neck, cutting of the thighs, cutting of the breast, with a knife, yep,” he said. “And that’s a sense of release and for most of us, it’s weird but for someone like Angelina, who’s in this psychological trauma, it’s a release.”

Her relationship with her now-deceased mom, Marcheline Bertrand, screwed her up for life. “This book tells the true story of her life, the one where, as a little baby, she was on the fifth floor on a crib because her mother couldn’t bear to look at her because she reminded her of Jon Voight, her husband who had left her for another woman.”

She does drugs! “There are more sources in this book than Heinz [sauces]. This book is people that have known her for 30 years – her surrogate father, her drug dealer.”

She usually only likes taken men, and needs them to prove their love for her by cheating on their partners! “Psychologically, she makes men almost compromise themselves to cheat on their girlfriends, or cheat on their wives in order to be with her. The only man that’s never rejected her is Maddox.”

She used son Maddox as bait to land Brad. “It’s kind of playing happy family. He’s a great caregiver, this Brad Pitt. He calls himself Mr. Mom. So here’s Maddox, this cute little kid, playing around and it draws somebody in And in all fairness, friends of Angelina all said it was Brad that made the running in that relationship.”

Bonnie, stop with the fake pretense of shock, be for real. Stop lying. Angelina has been open as to her life for years and years and years. Her Rolling Stone interview years ago had the hit man tale. You even mentioned it when you were a tabloid editor. Moron Morton has few sources and no one who had even seen her in years. A baby sitter from 33 years ago, an alleged drug dealer, an angry fired bodyguard, these are credible sources? LOL Guesss they are to a tabloid gossip like you. Morton just copied Angelina’s old interviews and you know that to be true.

The only thing shocking about this story is that Bonnie didn’t know about any of this. Angelina has talked about killing herself, drugs, mental health, etc for over 10 years. Nothing Morton has written is anything new. I find it laughable that Bonnie blames Angelina for Brad loving watching Maddox play around and that Angelina forces men to cheat because of some spell she casts on men. Men cheat because they want to.

Bitter people like “mr. Moron” didnt really achieve anything in their miserable lives, so they talk crap about people who did. If society wont stop papparazing and talking crap about her, she might really end up like Andrea Yates. But i hope she is stronger than that:)

Save your $16 bucks or whatever it is already discounted to and leave Mr. Morton’s book to be turned into toilet paper or insulation. Send it to MakeItRightNOLA.org if you haven’t anything better to do with it.