SlashGear Morning Wrap-Up: March 28, 2012

First let’s talk about the ASUS Transformer Prime – this device has an awesome update coming with ethernet and face unlock included! The new iPad with 4G connectivity has Apple giving refunds in Australia. Then as is best, I’d like to offer you a third news story which has nothing to do with the first two: South Park: Tenorman’s Revenge is coming out for Xbox Live — you’ll be smashing the most evil South Park character up for hours!

As is so very important to mention, President Obama is now a member of Pinterest. There’s a brand new iPhone 5 on the way if Foxconn Taiyuan is to be believed. The Newsstand is now generating $70K a day for Apple. Mozilla is ready to demonstrate HTML5 with BrowserQuest – watch out for Pokemon!