"More Skits for Fun or Ministry"

"The Compass"

Needed: compass
Clown enters with compass in hand, looks at compass scratches head as if puzzled,points
this way and that,goes one way then the other.
Teacher or whoever asks "Are you lost?"
Clown says he is trying to find his way to heaven but his compass isn't working to good.
Then explain that a compass can't show us the way to heaven.The bible says that Jesus is
the only way to heaven,we must trust him to guide us .The bible says that Jesus is the
Way, Truth, and Life and that no one comes to the Father except through Jesus. John 14:6
We often use this skit to lead to an invitation to recieve Christ as savior. After I
explain Jesus is the only way to heaven I ask the clown if he would like to recieve
Jesus,then ask audience if anyone would like to recieve Jesus when the clown says a prayer
to recieve;then have clown repeat a prayer.

"The Chicken Dinner"

Needed: a rubber chicken & a box or bag from Kentucky Fried Chicken or whatever is
popular in your area to put the chicken in.

Clown 1 "Help me out will you?"
Clown 2 "Ok,what do you need?"
Clown 1 "Hold this stick."(puts stick in clown 2's hand) "Now hold
this."(hands clown 2 the Candy store sign;then gives him the open sign to hold)
(Clown 2 looks at signs,then asks clown 1)"Are you the owner of this candy
store?"
Clown 1 "Yep that's me"
Clown 2 "Well do you have any jelly beans in your candy store?"
Clown 1 "No"
Clown 2 "How about bubble gum?"
Clown 1 "No bubble gum"
Clown 2 "Any Gummi Bears?"
Clown 2 is upset because clown 1 doesn't have anything that he wants "WELL WHAT DO
YOU HAVE IN YOUR CANDY STORE?!!?!"
Clown 1(pointing to clown 2 ) "All I have is this one sucker on a stick!"
Clown 2 realizes that clown 1 made a sucker out of him and chases him off stage.