User talk:Reverse Genocide Cockatrices

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Hello, Reverse Genocide Cockatrices, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Where MESSAGE is a custom message you'd like displayed in the ICU box and OPTION is one of the built-in categories like "notfunny." A list of those can be found here. (If you don't want to display a custom message just leave the |fix=MESSAGE part out of the template.)

The reason I post this is because I saw your ICU on Weeaboo and figured you might like a little help. --AndorinKato 20:58, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the encouragement. OK, I worked pretty carefully on this. I had a lot of pee-schooling. It's about nothing so I don't want to be lengthy. Long articles drive me crazy! If you like it now, please put it before the host of gods at VFH. Cheers--Funnybony 21:46, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Would you e so kind as to help me with "feature worthiness"? I don't know how to please all of the people (VFH) some of the time, or even, for that matter, ever.--Funnybony 02:29, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week.Thank You! Dr S

Awesome, isn't it. Thanks! -- 16:43, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

It's because you voted FORthis article. It's a tradition to send amusing or perhaps inane thank you messages when said article makes the front page. You've been tagged! -- 14:09, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

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And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausagelol 19:01, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

You got a two-hour ban from UU. His explanation for it was: "It's about him finding a crappy little one line stub, and instead of QVFDing it, replacing it with text to the effect that it sucked but he couldn't be bothered to QVFD it. That's somewhat unhelpful, in my view, y'know what I mean? Maybe 2 hours was a little much, but I saw that glib little message and was pissed off." In other words, if you see a short, shitty new pages, throw it in the QVFD. Otherwise, don't fuck with it and let somebody else do it. To make it easier to add shit to the QVFD (if you haven't done this already): go to your preferences, hit the "Gadgets" tab, and on the bottom in the "Maintenance gadgets" sections check "QuickVFD - add tabs to the top of each page to add it to Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD in one click." It makes it a LOT easier to do it. Cheers! --Hotadmin4u69[TALK]11:17 Mar 24 2010