Posted
by
CmdrTaco
on Thursday December 09, 2010 @01:48PM
from the honesty-is-the-best-policy dept.

itwbennett writes "You want to know what really happens to your data? Dan Tynan has penned the first completely honest privacy policy — surprisingly free of legalese. We dare you to use it on your website."

Our privacy policy:You have no expectation of privacy. We will collect any and all information you or your computer is willing to give us and do whatever we want with that information. Use of this site is entirely optional. Use at your own risk.

To put it bluntly -- any information you submit through this siteis held in total confidence unless otherwise stated.

Aardvark has built a strong reputation for protecting the information submittedand collected. I have a total anti-spam, anti UCE policy -- never, never, neverwill your email address be made available to any third party without yourexpressed permission and never, never, never will I send you unsolicitedemail.

That's it... plain and simple -- Your secrets are safe with me!

What's more -- Aardvark doesn't routinely collect information from itsusers. Apart from the Google Ads, this site is a cookie-free zone --I probably know nothing at all about you anyway!

Here's a whole bunch of stuff about Google's cookie and privacy policy thatYou might find interesting and which I'm supposed to include in thisprivacy statement as part of my position as an AdSense user

If you've got a problem or a query about this then contact me, you can even do itanonymously but in that case don't expect a reply (how could I?). "

It's short, to the point and covers all the bases, doesn't it?

What's so hard about coming up with a concise, no-nonsense privacy policy?