the government can't even put together a consistent timeline of what happened that night: you have your choice of DOZENS of different versions, each with their own relationship to the truth. once upon a time INDEED.

The haps: This comic was inspired by a Twitter post I made the other night when I first opened my mind and stumbled upon this conspiracy! Thanks to everyone who replied for pointing out other inconsistencies in the "official history". Together we'll bring the truth to light, I swear it.