Where’s our hero… the handsome American pilot? (And who can we get to play him? Perhaps just a hack comedian as a stand-in for now.)

Okay, take out “handsome,” keep “American.” But somebody’s got their target set on the American. A JAP! A JAP in another fighter plane is trying to take our guy down! (But who can we get to play the Jap on such short notice? Let’s just use the same hack comedian.)

Ooh! There he is, our trusty Chinaman, oops, we mean Jap! Did I mention that this is a comedy? Hee hee! He have srits for eyes! He airprane pirate! Hoo hoo hoo! GONG!

They were so unimpressed, in fact, that they gave Hyche a rather hefty public shaming (stating an allergy to ethnic stereotypes and a desire to commit hara-kiri if they had to listen to an extended performance) before booting him off the show. Heck, they pretty much did our job for us!

But did they turn around and shame all of the crowd members who think yerrowface is still veddy veddy funny? GONG! They should have.