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Re: The Political Cartoon Thread

Originally Posted by Jack Springer

I thought voter fraud didn't exist. Get your story straight.

Romney committed voter fraud. Just one of the many criminal activities he's indulged in. Him being a bold faced liar isn't criminal but there are enough stupid people who will believe his lies and vote for him anyway.

Re: The Political Cartoon Thread

Originally Posted by CowboyBob

Romney committed voter fraud. Just one of the many criminal activities he's indulged in. Him being a bold faced liar isn't criminal but there are enough stupid people who will believe his lies and vote for him anyway.

Bob, how many times have you said on CEP that voter fraud didn't exist? countless

Re: The Political Cartoon Thread

Even though a submission of mine here induced the ire of a neighbor who prefers
pictures to words for his cartoons, I am offering this cartoon in story/written form...
My skills are not such that I could draw or video it.
Although the joke is just a bastardization of an oldie and I am non-partisan I laughed.
Hope some of you enjoy it.

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE - - -

Queen's Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.

"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.

It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Re: The Political Cartoon Thread

GC, when JACK says you need a sense of humor, you REALLY need a sense of humor! ----------------------------------------------------

"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "

Re: The Political Cartoon Thread

Bob, how many times have you said on CEP that voter fraud didn't exist? countless

When comparing a number less than one hundred to one closer to a billion, the lesser can be treated as zero. When comparing the number one to the quantity one, it can't.

Originally Posted by CowboyBob

Should be "Ryan Redevelopment".

"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "

Re: The Political Cartoon Thread

Originally Posted by Jack Springer

You I think along similar lines every time I see those bumper stickers although I don't give Christian as much of a break as this does. Change the last line to read poses less of a threat and the line on gays to oppressed by instead of simply suppressed and it would be close.

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. H. L. Mencken US editor (1880 - 1956)

Re: The Political Cartoon Thread

Originally Posted by CowboyBob

They'd arrest Jesus for practicing medicine without a license.
Of course the Democrats would help, because they want to regulate every bit of every profession.

"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "