Archive for the ‘Wendy’ Category

While looking for interesting things to photograph, our Official DisneyLies Photo Correspondent spotted an out-of-the-way staircase on Pirates of the Caribbean and — risking life, limb, intervention by Disney security, and the ire of fellow guests — took a picture of it. But when she looked at the photo on her computer later that night, she made an amazing discoveryÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

What is the billowing figure on the staircase? What could it possibly be?

We contacted Wendy the Disney Psychic and asked her to analyze the vibrations of the individual pixels in this digital image. According to Wendy, the figure is the animatronic spirit of the previous bridal inhabitant of Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion. Some months ago, this pour soul was displaced from the attic by a “new and improved” bride, and because it was unable to pass into the next world (there are no automatons in Heaven) or follow its animatronic body into Imagineering storage (for union reasons), it has become trapped in the mortal plane of existence!

Why, you ask, would a spirit from the Haunted Mansion be found in Pirates? “Pirates is a great attraction,” says Wendy the Disney Psychic. “Even the undead love it.”

According to Wendy the Disney Psychic’s latest Mickey Mouse tarot card reading, later this year the Walt Disney Company will obtain the rights to that pop-culture phenomenon, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. An announcement will be made in the third quarter regarding the acquisition, along with art showing a planned FSM area at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. The new area will feature a themed restaurant, a no-denominational temple, and a meet-and-greet area where guests of all ages can come to be “touched by his noodley appendage.”

In honor of the announcement of Academy Award nomination, Wendy the Disney Psychic has hauled out her Ouija board to give us the lowdown on which Disney features will be “taking home the gold” (in the form of a little bald guy with no pants).

Best makeup: High School Musical 2 (despite appearances, no actor is younger than 37)

Best special effects: Meet the Robinsons (filmed entirely with blue screen)

Best animated short: WALL-E trailer (much better than Shrek 3)

Best documentary: National Treasure: Book of Secrets (a fascinating insight into American history)

Best actor: Game Plan — Dwayne Johnson (truly a brilliant thespian!)

Best animal performance: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End — Wilbur the octopus for Davy Jones face (uncontested!)

Since 1966, Wendy the Disney Psychic has been probing the boundless realm of the supernatural and retrieving news of Disney-related events before they take place. Fans who have been following her career will remember such amazing predictions as:

Disney’s California Adventure will continue to be unsuccessful unless significant improvements are made.

Roy Disney will eventually settle his differences with the Walt Disney Company.

Pirates of the Caribbean II will be successful.

Financial analysts will have inflated expectations for the next Pixar film.

DisneyLies.com is proud to announce that we have entered into an exclusive contract with Wendy. We will be featuring her predictions on this blog as they become available, and will make a big deal whenever one of them comes true.