WHITLOCK: Sports gets so much attention, and people tune out the real world, that I try to take advantage of the opportunity to talk about the real world when sports lends itself to that and try to open people’s eyes. You know, I did not go as far as I’d like to go because my thoughts on the NRA and America’s gun culture – I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And that the arming of so many black youths, uh, and loading up our community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is the work of people who obviously don’t have our best interests [at heart].

I think it’s obvious if you’ve traveled abroad, and traveled to countries where they have legitimate gun laws, that we don’t have to have what we have in America, where people somehow think a gun enhances their liberty, and that people somehow think a gun makes them safer. It just doesn’t. A gun turns some kids listening to music into a murder scene. And uh, you know, if you don’t have a gun, you drive home. You know, kids listening to some loud music, you don’t like it, you go home and complain to your wife. But when you have a gun, you open fire, potentially, and take the life of a child.

Within a month, the Planet's newly adopted son turns out to have red hair.
Fatlock goes from being championed in CP sig files to being satan.

Beautiful Man.

I've been a Chiefs fan for 41 years and a gun owner for 36, but my guns and rights come before the Chiefs. Take away the Chiefs and I still have Montana State to cheer for. Don't mess with my gun rights and I won't mess with his freedom of speech rights.

One of my friends was in his "band", remember that? Well, they toured all over the country with his "Wild Thing" track being the big attraction but always, Sam had was hanger-ons by the dozens. Most of which weren't exactly a good influence.

One of those "Hanger-ons" was to be Ron Jeremy. Now, I'm not a big fan of Ron, although he is a very nice guy and sincerely feels fortunate that he was born with a cock that at one time, before he was a giant fatass, could suck.

Well apparently, Sam allowed him to be around 24-7 but constantly berated the guy and treated him like total dogshit. He used to follow up every insult with "If you didn't have a 9" cock, you'd be in the gutter, Mother****er".

He was never really nice to women and was generally loaded up on speed, whiskey and coke.

For an extremely short period of time, Kinison was funny, maybe the funniest guy on the planet. But I don't think there were too many people that thought he was going to live a long life.

I can see it.
I remember one of his last published concerts he did the “Wild Thing” thing but also talked about how he’d show up to a party and people would be literally throwing coke and booze at him.

I can see it.
I remember one of his last published concerts he did the “Wild Thing” thing but also talked about how he’d show up to a party and people would be literally throwing coke and booze at him.

The one thing I don't get - how the **** are you coked up all the time and still fat?

The one thing I don't get - how the **** are you coked up all the time and still fat?

That’s what does fat coke heads in. They think because they’re fat they can get away with doing more of it, or more often, when in reality their hearts are already being stressed by their weight and the coke sends it into hyper-drive. See Chris Farley and John Belushi.

That’s what does fat coke heads in. They think because they’re fat they can get away with doing more of it, or more often, when in reality their hearts are already being stressed by their weight and the coke sends it into hyper-drive. See Chris Farley and John Belushi.

What I meant was, how the hell do you stay fat when you're constantly ingesting something that completely kills your appetite?

I was working a vendor booth recently and while having a conversation with another vendor I know about his new gun, the guy next to door who looked exactly like the Steve Carrel character in Dispicable Me, interjects:

"you might not like this, but I'm a liberal canadian from Vancouver and after hearing about this Belcher thing in Kansas City...You Americans just shouldn't have hand guns or automatic rifles".

I'm not sure he finished the last word when I my response started with "bullshit........."

We then gave him a quick lesson on .223 caliber rifles and what makes one an assault rifle versus not, and facts about our own gun ownership. I also let him know about Chicago and DC and the gun control they have versus their violent crime rates.

Eventually I told him that as a Canadian he was welcome to do what he wanted at home but he could piss up a rope.

Two of the 3 people he said it in front of had ankle holsters on at the time, yet...he had no idea. no one got hurt.