“Once you wander into this book, you won’t be able to sit still for long anyway, what with having to scurry around looking for paper and pen to take notes on just a few more plants you must have, and leaping up to consult the pictures in your American Horticultural Society A-Z Encyclopedia of Garden Plants.”

Sounds like you’d better get that prescription for Xanax or Valium filled before you read this one, doesn’t it?

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Wow, that review was so over-the-top I almost thought it was being sarcastic. And who needs to repeatedly “leap up” to consult another book that’s presumably sitting right next to you after the initial frenzy of locating it? Nice find.