If you’re ever in a jam, here I amIf you’re ever in a mess, S-O-SIf you ever feel so happy, you land in jail; I’m your bail.It’s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.When other friendships have been forgot,Ours will still be hot.Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig.

If you’re ever up a tree, phone to me.If you’re ever down a well, ring my bell.If you ever lose your teeth, and you’re out to dine; borrow mine.It’s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.When other friendships have been forgate,Ours will still be great.Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.If they ever put a bullet through your brain; I’ll complain.It’s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.When other friendships have been forgit,Ours will still be it.Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep.