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Warrior Poetry: Daniel Bryan

Thanks for checking out Warrior Poetry. I’ve decided to jump back on the horse after around six years. What better way to get the juices flowing than some good old fashioned professional wrestling poetry? Sounds like a novel idea to me. I’ll be twinning the poems with awesome illustrations from Deviant Art. If you haven’t seen these before, check it out. Some amazing artwork! I hope you enjoy the poem, and please feel free to leave feedback and/or criticism in a comment below. Thank you for reading!

Daniel Bryan – Source: Deviant Art

Daniel Bryan

With the face of a goat
And the heart of a lion
There is no tougher vegan
Than my boy Daniel Bryan

He soars through the air
Like a bullet from a gun
The number one contender
He will surely become

With his feet, he is lethal
With his tongue, at times deceitful
When it comes to the crowd
It seems he has no equal

Cena’s time is up
Our time is now
Sporting ‘Yes’ t-shirt again
No more bullshit is allowed

The no nonsense beatdown machine
Has now built up a real head of steam
Goodbye to Kane, and the tag titles
It’s time for D-Bry to achieve his dream

The dream of all of his fans and followers
To see him restore belief in all of us
The American Dragon of professional wrestling
His championship reign will surely be glorious