]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/walmart-approves-of-fisting-zbFri, 12 Apr 2013 11:04:14 -0400Apparently the company&#39;s changed its mind about gay rights.crabbygolightlyadultRyan Lochte As 'Price Is Right' Modelhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/ryan-lochte-as-price-is-right-model-zb
Think about it: the hook-up would be awesome.

THE TIMING COULDN'T BE MORE AUSPICIOUS: TELEVISION GAME SHOW STAPLE The Price Is Right is looking for a male model. To work for just one week in L.A. And the opportunity conveniently comes just as Ryan Lochte, Olympic gold medalist, 'rock star,' certifiable douche, is expected to swim into town.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/ryan-lochte-as-price-is-right-model-zbWed, 15 Aug 2012 13:40:57 -0400Think about it: the hook-up would be awesome.crabbygolightlyadultScore Michael Jordan's Chicago Estatehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/score-michael-jordans-chicago-estate-zb
BASKETBALL LEGEND MICHAEL JORDAN’S CHICAGO AREA ESTATE IS UP FOR SALE FOR A COOL $29 MILLION.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/score-michael-jordans-chicago-home-zbWed, 29 Feb 2012 14:06:01 -0500BASKETBALL LEGEND MICHAEL JORDAN&#39;S CHICAGO AREA ESTATE IS UP FOR SALE FOR A COOL $29 MILLION.crabbygolightlyadultLunch & The ' Love' Spud: A Valentine Storyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/lunch-the-love-spud-a-valentine-zb
Was it a sign, a message from a higher power — or was it just a beautiful freak of nature?

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/lunch-the-love-spud-a-valentine-zbTue, 14 Feb 2012 18:30:56 -0500Was it a sign, a message from a higher power -- or was it just a beautiful freak of nature?crabbygolightlyadultSara Leal Before & After The Us Interviewhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/sara-leal-before-after-the-us-interview-zb
To the left, Sara Leal before the ‘receptionist’ welcomed Ashton Kutcher’s Raw Dog. To the right, her faux chaste look.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/the-dudes-house-for-sale-zbWed, 27 Jul 2011 12:23:30 -0400NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT: The bungalow used to shoot the cult hit The Big Lebowski has hit the market.crabbygolightlyadultPlanking At Machu Picchuhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/you-cant-top-this-planking-at-machu-picchu-zb
One man takes back an Internet phenomenon from two Dallas news anchors.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/eminems-new-video-pyros-fantasy-zbFri, 06 Aug 2010 18:51:45 -0400Eminem scores again off his Kim addiction (by the way, Em, there&#39;s a drug for that) with the release of a fiery visual diary on domestic abuse.crabbygolightlyadultDanielle Staub's Sex Romp Dubbed 'Raw' Is Out At Video On Demandhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/danielle-staubs-sex-romp-dubbed-raw-zb

THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED HOME PORN FLICK STARRING DANIELLE STAUB HAS HIT THE INTERNET. Video On Demand released the video today on its website five days before its promised release by Hustler.Titled, “Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape Raw,” the video can be streamed for $9.95 or $19.95 for lifetime privileges at VodAfterDark.com. Running time of the “unedited, amateur tape” is one hour and 15 minutes.The tease to the video reads: “Uncensored and in your face, Danielle isn’t your typical horny housewife from New Jersey. She is MILF-tastic in this raw and unedited celebrity sex tape.”

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/danielle-staubs-sex-romp-dubbed-raw-zbWed, 09 Jun 2010 15:02:52 -0400THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED HOME PORN FLICK STARRING DANIELLE STAUB HAS HIT THE INTERNET. Video On Demand released the video today on its website five days before its promised release by Hustler.Titled, "Danielle Staub&#39;s Sex Tape Raw," the video can be streamed for $9.95 or $19.95 for lifetime privileges at <a href="%20http://www.vodafterdark.com/video/173735/Danielle-Staub-Sex-Tape-%22Raw%22/">VodAfterDark.com</a>. Running time of the "unedited, amateur tape" is one hour and 15 minutes.The tease to the video reads: "Uncensored and in your face, Danielle isn&#39;t your typical horny housewife from New Jersey. She is MILF-tastic in this raw and unedited celebrity sex tape."crabbygolightlyadultMiley-Justine Mashup: The Resulthttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/miley-justine-mashup-the-result-zb
When two hearts beat as one pop tart.

Just a few steps from Wrigley Field is a store selling old newspapers, baseball cards and mags. Also, for $5 a piece, snaps dating back to the 70s celebs taken by a guy known as a “friendly paparazzo.”

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/your-parents-celebs-were-awesome-zbMon, 03 May 2010 12:03:28 -0400Just a few steps from Wrigley Field is a store selling old newspapers, baseball cards and mags. Also, for $5 a piece, snaps dating back to the 70s celebs taken by a guy known as a "friendly paparazzo."crabbygolightlyadultReal Housewife Danielle Staub's Sexxy Home Porn On The Wayhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/real-housewife-danielle-staubs-sexxy-home-por-zb

In it she’s taut and toned but her implants are a little wonky and she’s partaking of a little missionary, a little doggy-style, some pile-driving and close-up frontal cowgirl showing off her pierced twat. She’s quite talented.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/real-housewife-danielle-staubs-sexxy-home-por-zbWed, 28 Apr 2010 14:12:17 -0400In it she&rsquo;s taut and toned but her implants are a little wonky and she&#39;s partaking of a little missionary, a little doggy-style, some pile-driving and close-up frontal cowgirl showing off her pierced twat. She&rsquo;s quite talented.crabbygolightlyadultPost-Its Turn 30! Art Paying Tribute To An Idea That Stuckhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/post-its-turn-30-art-paying-tribute-to-an-idea-th-zb

30 years after the lowly sticky debuted, 3M is holding a Post-it art contest for students. But artists have been making art with these scraps of sticky paper for at least a decade. Check them out.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/post-its-turn-30-art-paying-tribute-to-an-idea-th-zbTue, 27 Apr 2010 03:51:33 -040030 years after the lowly sticky debuted, 3M is holding a Post-it art contest for students. But artists have been making art with these scraps of sticky paper for at least a decade. Check them out.crabbygolightlyadultHaters, Why You Gotta Begrudge A Girl's Vajazzle?https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/haters-why-you-gotta-begrudge-a-girls-vajazz-zb

WHAT’S WRONG WITH A GIRL WANTING TO FEEL ALL SPARKLY AND PRETTY? Or have things turned so upside down that fabulosity belongs only to the purview of boy skaters and vampires?

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/haters-why-you-gotta-begrudge-a-girls-vajazz-zbTue, 02 Mar 2010 05:49:20 -0500WHAT&#39;S WRONG WITH A GIRL WANTING TO FEEL ALL SPARKLY AND PRETTY? Or have things turned so upside down that fabulosity belongs only to the purview of boy skaters and vampires?crabbygolightlyadultStereotyping People By Their Favorite Bloghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/stereotyping-people-by-their-favorite-blog-zb

Who reads Perez Hilton? High schoolers who use Proactive. TMZ? Trolls. Buzzfeed? Frat boys who went to state colleges.

HER DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTION: Have Fun. So Nathalie Blanchard of Quebec took in a little Chippendales action, attended a birthday party, took a “sun” holiday. Then she did something stupid: she posted her pics in the throes of amusement on Facebook. Big mistake.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/canadian-woman-loses-sick-leave-because-of-happy-f-zbSun, 22 Nov 2009 05:46:57 -0500HER DOCTOR&#39;S PRESCRIPTION: Have Fun. So Nathalie Blanchard of Quebec took in a little Chippendales action, attended a birthday party, took a "sun" holiday. Then she did something stupid: she posted her pics in the throes of amusement on Facebook. Big mistake.crabbygolightlyadultLevi Johnston Wins The Gay & Female Votehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/levi-johnston-wins-the-gay-female-vote-zb

TONGUES WERE HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE WEB AS PLAYGIRL TEASED A PEEK AT LEVI JOHNSTON IN THE RAW. “I’d certainly let him take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant,” gushed one fan.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/levi-johnston-wins-the-gay-female-vote-zbSat, 21 Nov 2009 19:41:37 -0500TONGUES WERE HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE WEB AS PLAYGIRL TEASED A PEEK AT LEVI JOHNSTON IN THE RAW. "I&#39;d certainly let him take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant,&#39;&#39; gushed one fan.crabbygolightlyadultScientists Give New Meaning To Phrase 'Grow A Dick'https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/scientists-give-new-meaning-to-phrase-grow-a-zb

SCIENTISTS ARE REPORTING NEWS FROM THE LABORATORY THAT GIVES NEW HOPE TO MEN AND BUNNIES SUFFERING FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
Researchers in North Carolina are reporting that they constructed a fully functioning rabbit penis that enabled bunnies to screw and procreate like, well, rabbits.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/scientists-give-new-meaning-to-phrase-grow-a-zbMon, 09 Nov 2009 17:55:09 -0500SCIENTISTS ARE REPORTING NEWS FROM THE LABORATORY THAT GIVES NEW HOPE TO MEN AND BUNNIES SUFFERING FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
Researchers in North Carolina are reporting that they constructed a fully functioning rabbit penis that enabled bunnies to screw and procreate like, well, rabbits.crabbygolightlyadult