http://www.skysports.com/transfer-centre SMALLING AGREES WOLVES DEAL Manchester United defender Chris Smalling has agreed a deal with Wolves, according to reports in the Daily Express. The England international is contracted to Old Trafford until the summer of 2019. Click to expand Id be very sur...

Came to me while I was driving home earlier. Try and create the most challenging PL season possible by picking teams while they were at their best during the PL era. For example 1. Manchester United 07/08 season 2. Manchester City 17/18 season 3. Arsenal 03/04 Season 4. Blackburn 94/95 season 5 6...

24 days until kickoff! @Raoul @Carolina Red @Organic Potatoes @Eboue @MrMarcello @Ramshock I really made this thread so we could dissect Harbaugh's disdain for eating chicken, not the rumors surrounding Meyer in Columbus

Cal? said: ↑ To be fair, the average citizen in most countries are uninformed Click to expand Which is one of the reasons why the Framers of the Constitution had a very small voting population in mind. (I know, I know, racism and sexism played a role, but they had a point when they narrowed it do...

https://www.fgr.co.uk/news/2018/fgr-reveal-new-hummel-kits A star is printed above the player name to signify the club’s promotion to the Football League in 2017, with two stars greyed-out to represent the chairman Dale Vince’s ambition to reach the Championship in the coming seasons. Click to ex...

@Peyroteo @André Dominguez @Arruda @Bruno Marques @maniak @broccoli @Sly @barros @SportingCP96 Discuss here because I will not say anything about Sporting with Peseiro there. There is nothing to discuss. He is just garbage. Enjoy!

It is reported that Inter Milan have made contact with Real Madrid midfielder Luka Modric’s agents over a move. Sky in Italy are saying that the Croatian midfield maestro is understood to be open to the move after initial discussions took place with the midfielder's representatives. I mean, this...

Even when he beats Real Madrid in a friendly, Mo cannot win. Anyone who watched will know we went two up and then tried to park the bus in the second half. Cue moaning. Yes I was frustrated too. But of course, it is a meaningless friendly. Unless we lose. Then it's a crisis. Or is it because of t...

I was looking at the following numbers, which state that even though we finished 2nd in the league, we earned the same amount of money as MCFC (1st place team), last season. And LFC, who finished 4th, earned only £3.5M less than the league winners. source Let's assume that Jose Let's talk money a...

As it seems Jose is receding further and further down the path of preferring to cede possession and let the other team make mistakes, anyone worked out a way to enjoy it? Atleti clearly don't mind, and we have had some success in the 2nd half of the season against big teams, so not saying it can'...

Personally, 1995 takes some beating. We may have lost to Birmingham City, but we turned it around by drawing with Shelbourne and beating the mighty East Fife. This momentum was pivotal in going on to win the double How about yourself? There's so much chat about our current pre-season - it must ra...

Not knee jerk. But after this incredible performance, in not even 45 minutes, against the European champions, its clear that Mourinho and the team are well prepared to win the league. Preseason determines all.

Tweet — Twitter API (@user) date Red and yellow cards will be issued to managers and coaches for misconduct in the technical area this season. Premier League bosses will receive verbal cautions for "irresponsible behaviour" in the 2018-19 campaign. But in the FA Cup, Football League, EFL Cup, EFL...

Cal? said: ↑ To be fair, the average citizen in most countries are uninformed Click to expand Which is one of the reasons why the Framers of the Constitution had a very small voting population in mind. (I know, I know, racism and sexism played a role, but they had a point when they narrowed it do...

I feel that we need a positive thread in between all the doom and gloom here, so let’s look at the positives; Sanchez will most likely (certainly?) improve on last season. I just don’t see a player of his calibre not delivering this season. Pogba is very likely to keep developing and improving to...

With rumours about us needing to sell to buy, frequent mentions of our "bloated squad" and Mourinho saying we've had offers for Darmian that don't meet our valuation I'm getting very confused about where Mou's job ends and Woody's job begins. For incoming players it looks as though the manager gi...

I know there are other Jose threads about but this seems to be the latest news. I really am dreading the season. Beginning to think there's as much chance of being relegated as winning the title. All the papers have the story of Jose being "favourite" to be the first PL manager sacked/to leave an...

I've heard on plenty of podcasts that Mourinho is moaning about transfers to force the board to act and some are speculating that one reason for them dragging their feet on this is a sense among the board that Mourinho needs to show he can improve the team instead of just insisting on more and mo...

Hi guys. Looking to get a new canvas for the wall in my flat. Got a fairly big one of Old Trafford and also got four small ones of a few of the players with quotes. I am looking for one of the greatest United moment in history in my view (Moscow). It's the one where the players have the...

8 goals in the second half of the 2015-16 season 11 goals in 2016-17 13 in 2017-18 He is improving his goalscoring with each season, slowly, but it's happening It is concerning that he isn't a great winger in the left and struggles in the right, people also point out that he acts best on instinct...

The writing seems to be on the wall for the ''Happy one'' however if he was to go, start of the season or mid season who is there that could pick up this squad up and take it on a level. Looking round the pool of managers available is quite shot and I don't expect us to get anyone who's...

Half of you are freaking out and going crazy over fake stuff or stuff taken out of context and mashed together in one long quote. So here is something Jose actually did say about our youth being on tour, but it wasn't said to the agenda-biased press so you may not have seen it because it doesn't...

Over the past couple of weeks, a few people have posted quotes from a twitter handle called _Castael. You can see the quotes in the spoiler below: Spoiler Every single one of those quotes are fake. There was a meltdown in the Liverpool post match thread because someone posted the 'Andreas on loan...

williekirk7 @_aimee_palmer_ first pro contract. One of the reasons we devote our life to coaching. To help good players get better, and help great people to grow. 18th birthday two days ago and a huge future ahead of her #MUFC Click to expand

So I wrote a post recently about this but wondering about others' thoughts. As we all know, the Premier League and Champions League requires a maximum of 25 players registered. A maximum of 17 can be not home grown. From the Premier League's website: After the closing of the summer transfer windo...

So Rashford and Jones are supposed to be coming back early after their post-WC break. For which they got praise from Mourinho. “I just hope the boys on deserved holidays, they take care of themselves a little bit & somebody wants to do what Rashford & Jones do. That is to be back a little bit ear...

So, thought we can have a bit of fun and show off some caf imagination. Taking any sporting event - no matter how big or small - and throw in some new rules, format or structure to make it different. Can be a genuine idea or OTT, as you want. Tour de France: The riders complete a full route of...

Figured we could all use a distraction. Did not see a new Rooney thread so here you go. Took him several weeks to get on the board. Then he suffers a broken nose in stoppage time. Tweet — Twitter API (@user) date Tweet — Twitter API (@user) date

As ever with United, there's heaps of focus and hysteria surrounding our build up to the new season. I cannot be the only fan who's sick and tired of the nonsense being spouted by the media and opposition fans, so thought I would post a thread containing some objective information, which will hop...

As ever with United, there's heaps of focus and hysteria surrounding our build up to the new season. I cannot be the only fan who's sick and tired of the nonsense being spouted by the media and opposition fans, so thought I would post a thread containing some objective information, which will hop...

Thought this deserved it's own thread. The two, as it says on the home page, are cutting their holidays short to join up with the squad, due to injuries. Love them or not, this is great news. Not only because it boosts our squad, but it shows that the both are dedicated and are willing to sacrifi...

So here goes lads and ladies and those in and among this! After moaning after moaning I figured this season is a write off all round. Even Mourinho seems fed up before the transfer window has closed, before most of the squad have returned. I think most fully expect 18/19 to be highly underwhelmin...

Saturday 13th May. After years in relative wilderness in the Premier League, United clinched second place thanks to Marcus Rashford’s winner. Carrick got to say his goodbyes, youth players were starting and the Manchester club had finished highest in the league since Sir Alex Ferguson had retired...

This year marked 5 years since we won a title, which is hardly catastrophic. Most of us probably accepted there would be a decline and readjustment post Ferguson. What we couldn’t have predicted is the extent of our decline to the point that many fans seem to actually be dreading a new season. Th...

This year marked 5 years since we won a title, which is hardly catastrophic. Most of us probably accepted there would be a decline and readjustment post Ferguson. What we couldn’t have predicted is the extent of our decline to the point that many fans seem to actually be dreading a new season. Th...

FIRST CHOICE Victor Lindelof : Had an excellent World Cup, he seems to have overcome his confidence issues. I like his positioning and his tackling, and he can play the ball out from the back, too. He had a shaky first few appearances last season, but it looks quite obvious that he has improved o...

Does anyone play them? I used to play them a lot, especially LotRO, but my computer wasn't up to it anymore and I had to stop. Now I'm getting a new computer and hoping to get back into them. I've been looking around and LotRO still has some of the most beautiful settings around.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/wikil m-ecuador-embassy-imminently-2018-7?r=US&IR=T So what’s going to happen to him? I wonder if Mueller has had any influence over this, the Ecuadorean PM came out recently and said that Wikileaks do not act in Ecuador’s interests so why should Assange get protection?

All-time drafts are great but they can become GOATfests and therefore somewhat dull. So in this draft you will have a budget so you will probably end up with many peaches of a player but only one GOAT. Peaches and a GOAT Draft - Drafting has begun

Guardiola. Klopp. Pochettino. Sarri. Emery. What do they all have in common? The high-press. Mourinho is the outlier. From next season - unless Jose changes the habit of a lifetime - United will be the only team in the top six to take a different approach. And before this thread gets derailed, th...

All-time drafts are great but they can become GOATfests and therefore somewhat dull. So in this draft you will have a budget so you will probably end up with many peaches of a player but only one GOAT. Peaches and a GOAT Draft - Drafting starts at 1800 BST today

Theres enough negativity about ourselves and why we're destined to fail this season but what about the opposition? What may happen to them to derail their seasons? Some I thought off Arsenal 1- new manager and not a particularly amazing one at that coupled with a hang over from the players only k...

All I hear every summer is that Jose hands in his “transfer wish list”, where for each position he would have specified a number of players, ranked them according to the priority leaving it up to Woody to do the business. In turn, my question here’s whether you feel that our scouts are only respo...

Boring isn't it? I know the World Cup's on but hardly any transfer activity is, apparently, going on. I guess the bullshitters in the press can get their clicks from actual stories about football for a change, instead of having to make stuff up all the time. This is going to be a frantic transfer...

So in amidst all the threads about players we are interested in, what's the club doing, whats Ed Woodward doing, what's Mourinho doing etc. In particular Mourinho has bemoaned our squad several times since being here and I think we would all agree that even at this very moment if we made a good c...

Seriously who should finally get it ? Sanchez for being almost everywhere on the pitch ? Perhaps Fred because Pereira will be played deeper Fellaini ? Lingard had a good season. Does he qualify ? If no then who ?

Tweet — Twitter API (@user) date Tweet — Twitter API (@user) date https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/995205/Man-Utd-transfer-news-Harry-Kane-Tottenham WTF is all this then? He's just signed a new deal hasn't he, so can't be a new contract play

Much have been said about Jose Mourinho's relationships with Shaw, Martial and Pogba with most conclusions hammering Jose's man management style. But I found the following recent comment by Luke Shaw very interesting and revealing. “I spoke with the manager about a week after the holidays. I was...

I just stumbled across this story, not entirely sure how I managed to miss it until now but having just read the victim statement to the court and her attacker at the end of the trial I felt it was something that deserved to be shared as widely as possible so here's the story: Here Is The Powerfu...

All-time drafts are great but they can become GOATfests and therefore somewhat dull. So in this draft you will have a budget so you will probably end up with many peaches of a player but only one GOAT. Peaches and a GOAT Draft

Started happening about three weeks ago, but I thought it was some kind of error on my side. It has ramped up since I got back from holiday, and I'm asked if I want to 'save as' in the same manner as you get when you right-click on something. It's happening at a 50:50 ratio now, and it's only hap...

How will he fare in his first season? Instant impact making Liverpool serious contenders for top 3 or does he require serious amount of rebuilding? Squad looks awfully fragile when a couple of key players are out so surely this won't be plain sailing for The Normal One?

Essentially, I never thought about adds that much. They were always for me those annoying harmless things that you watch in cinema before the movie starts, and you see all around but ignore them for most of the time. However, last week I had the good luck on having dinner with one of the most imp...

Reading about who Arsenal should make Captain has me wondering just how important it is now. What does a Captain do that makes the choice so important? Seems to me most players these days aren't going to let somebody else on the team order them around so what does it matter who has the armband?

Just seen this footage of Neymar being a really classless prick at his own Five a side tournament. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44967211 via @bbcsport Anyone else would surely laugh it off and congratulate the young lad but not Neymar! Reminds me of this classic bit from Kes! Anyone got o...

Thought of things like that: Spoiler (First clip) Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Basically dribbles against multiple opponents on tight spaces without relying on speed but primarily shifting the ball from one foot to the other, using sole etc. Had one Best pieces of footwork you've seen

Mourinho discussing rightback options for start of season in post-Milan presser: Dalot will not be ready for beginning of Premier League season Young - who is a possibility to play RB - is on holiday and Mourinho is unsure if he fancies to be back before then and make himself available or stay on...