Nice save on the typo. But still, what is "sex"? I have a sippy cup of which I have become extremely fond, and my daddy seems to enjoy something similar that comes from a glass bottle. Can "sex" be like these things?

I stopped at some camp one morning (or rather, they stopped me) and was parktaking of some waffles with them when "the lube fairy" ( a woman dressed in white lingerie with white wings) came by and gave us all little packets of lube.

OK... one of the sexiest things in the whole wide world (to me) is when a man is just about to have an orgasm it's like all the blood in his body rushes to his skin and he blushes *all over*. Anyone else noticed this? I can get tingles just thinking about it.

Lydia Love wrote:...of the sexiest things in the whole wide world (to me) is when...all the blood in his body rushes to his skin and he blushes *all over*. Anyone else noticed this? I can get tingles just thinking about it.

En Esch's voice. Slick Idiot has a song on their album <i>DickNity</i> called "Get Down — Give In (Sex Song)" which is sheer divinity...the lyrics are a lot sweeter than the title would imply and the bassline has a nice heartbeat quality to it.

I also like certain orchestrations of the "Arabian Coffee" dance from Tchaikovsky's <i>Nutcracker</i> suite.

Crash Worship used to do a song called "Three-Legged Whores" in their live set that always made my entire endocrine and salivary systems kick into overdrive...I could actually <i>feel</i> my pupils dilate when they ran that purring loop that underpins the song...

I like the feel of fur, faux and otherwise...I'm a tactophile.

Gentleness is sexy to me, purr in my ear and do spider fingers on my shoulders and I <i>melt</i>...

diane o'thirst wrote:I like the feel of fur, faux and otherwise...I'm a tactophile.

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forgive me for being ignorant, but what is a tactophile?
as for sound it is essential for me. i'm a 'roxie' man myself.
pop in st. entenene, cocteau twins 'tear drop' and you can do and talk me into doing anything.

My husband wakes me up last night to have sex, now, that part i like, but if you wake me up from a sound sleep and I am groggy and you show me a nice big hard on, just fuck me ok? Dont do fancy stuff, i like that when I am awake and want to get you hard. But for middle of the night sex, Just let me cum and go back to sleep. GEEEEEZE! Oh and if I say like 50 times that there is a big bag of condoms by the bed and I want one, that means I want one, dammit. I KNOW I AM ON THE PILL, but I am all comfy and sleepy and dont want to get up at 4 am to clean off all the goo, and I don't want to sleep in a wet spot. And dont act like you didnt hear me! Also I was handed the very end of the roll of tp. I bought shop towels specificly for this situation, you know that! I said get me a shop towel dammit! I had to go get my own shop towel. So while he was sound asleep I kept having to wipe off goo. Now I am in a bad mood. Why do guys get so lazy?

I took the road less traveled, and now I would like to go back and find the paved one.

Angry Butterfly wrote:...I bought shop towels specificly for this situation, you know that! I said get me a shop towel dammit! I had to go get my own shop towel. So while he was sound asleep I kept having to wipe off goo. Now I am in a bad mood...

I have a dozen rolls of shop towels in the hangar. Sadly they'll never be used for anything more romantic than wiping up assorted aviation fluid spills.