I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel.And I am immortal.

-Highlander-_________________Carpe diem!

Aletheia
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Joined: Oct 14, 2011
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Posts: 115
Location: Minnesota

Posted:
Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:05 pm Post subject:

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great . . . damn! I can never remember that line."

"You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe."

Fletch: Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada.You've seen pictures of it, right?
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Fletch: Do you have any caviar?

Waiter: Si señor,Beluga,but it is 80 dollars a portion.

Fletch: Well, then I better just take two portions of that.

-Fletch-_________________Carpe diem!

Aletheia
Lieutenant

Joined: Oct 14, 2011
Member#: 1072
Posts: 115
Location: Minnesota

Posted:
Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:02 pm Post subject:

Beetlejuice

"Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell."

"My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room."

"*That* is why I won't do two shows a night anymore, I won't."_________________No matter where you go, there you are.

Aletheia
Lieutenant

Joined: Oct 14, 2011
Member#: 1072
Posts: 115
Location: Minnesota

Posted:
Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:09 pm Post subject:

Highlander

Candy: Hi. I'm Candy.
Kurgan: Of course you are . . .

Ramirez: Haggis? What is haggis?
Connor MacLeod: Sheep's stomach, stuffed with meat and barley.
Ramirez: And what do you do with it?
Connor MacLeod: You eat it.
Ramirez: How revolting!

Priest: This is a house of God. People are trying to pray. You're disturbing them.
Kurgan: He cares about these helpless mortals?
Priest: Of course He cares. He died for our sins.
Kurgan: That shall be His undoing.

Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
President Skroob: I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?
Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.

Dark Helmet: Hey hey hey! That's my escape pod! Who are you?
Bearded Lady: I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?

Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

Axel Foley: Tell Victor that Ramon....the fella he met about a week ago?....tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, h***** simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.

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I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova.