Maria Kouka Cleavetastic at London Store Opening

I like to meet people. When I meet Egotastic! readers, I always get a nice thrill. But on the thrill chart, I have to say, it's not quite the same as meeting, saying, super cleavy lingerie and swimsuit model Maria Kouka. I like you guys, I love hot girls with crazy exhibitionist streaks.

Maria was in London pimping some store opening, by opening up her dress top to flash some hectares of chesty goodness. The kind of display that when you get home from the promotional event and your buddy asks you how it was, the word 'boobs' just slowly dribbles out of your goofy smiling face. Big fleshy funbags have power in our society. I'm more than okay with that. Enjoy.