Well everyone, no shortage of material this week! Let's eliminate some.

Top BBC Top Gear top nutter Richard Hammond has been driving very fast again, this time racing a fighter jet on an airfield. Some people won't learn will they? Or perhaps he doesn't remember doing this once before, with spectacular results. But we've had lots of driving stories.

Elsewhere, the BBC correspondent visits a penis restaurant in Beijing. Again, we've just had a week of cooked knob gags.

But we're going to run with: Daft burglar writes name on wall An 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard. Apart from writing his own name in black marker pen at the Toc H centre in Adlington, Cheshire, Addison also left his gang's name on the wall - The Adlington Massiv!.

The teenager vandalised a Garden Birds of Britain poster by adding "R Gay". He then left a final message to the campsite owners - "thanks for the stay".

Police found him after entering his name in a computer system. Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: "This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table. There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit. The daftness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier."