So I'm boringly doing some grocery shopping after the gym this evening and am on my way home and lo and behold, I get a text from Sunshine. I cannot effing believe what I'm reading after I get past the congratulations.......I'M PINK!! I'm a Suicide Girl! I cannot even believe it!!

It's finally not as cold out today! It's sunny and awesome and I had an amazing brunch and am not hung over from last night's shenanigans. It's gonna be a great day. I went to a sex toy party last night that a friend from work had. I typically have one every year so it was kinda nice not being the... Read More

So- I've recovered from the wallet fiasco, but not the cold yet unfortunately. It's mostly unfortunate because I'm headed to Vegas tomorrow morning! I'm so pumped! Can't wait to be completely obliterated drunk while everyone else is at work. I'm hoping to wake up tomorrow and be magically cured of my ridic illness. And if not- who cares, right... Read More