Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Crossgirl -- I AM a guy and I don't have much experience, either, so don't feel bad. Unless you count changing my son's diaper at 2 o'clock this morning. I'm pretty sure I touched a couple of balls then...in the most hygienic, legal manner, of course.

Trent, it's not about touching your balls, it's about touching the little white and big yellow balls that are dancing around the screen to the sweet, sweet rhythms of the Michael Jackson classic, "Billie Jean."

Of course you want to avoid the red and/or blue balls because if you touch them, then you die, and then there's no more ball touchin' for you, IYKWIM.

Gaijin Biker was totally right. You have to last long enough to touch about 120 balls, and then it's a gamble about whether or not the yellow ball that comes right about then is invincibility or not. If it is, you have to basically just start flying around in circles trying to hit the white balls as quickly as possible. My toucher got so big that it covered the screen!!! 463 balls and 156386 points.