The 2012 White House Correspondent’s Dinner started off with a roast by U.S. President Barack Obama. It took only a minute for him to reference the controversy surrounding his birth, the second year in a row he has done so. Speaking about where his parents were born, he said “and I of course was born in Hawaii,” then winking to the crowd.

Unfortunately, that is no joke.

What is a joke, is an American President ineligible to hold the position.

A few other odd jokes that stuck out for me:

After mentioning Sarah Palin, “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? A pitbull is delicious … little soy sauce …”

“My step-father always told me it’s a boy-eat-dog world out there.”

Mentioning the 2012 dystopian movie The Hunger Games,”I have not seen The Hunger Games, not enough class warfare for me.”

“To all my conspiracy oriented friends on the right who think I’m planning to unleash some secret agenda, you’re absolutely right.”

I think, more true than funny.

Comedian Jimmy Kimmel basically roasted everyone. Here’s a few of his highlights:

The Western Center For Journalism joined with World Net Daily (WND) and the Article II Super PAC to live stream video of the Maricopa County “Cold Case Posse” Investigative Report of President Barack Obama initiated following a request from Tea Party members from Surprise, Arizona. Sheriff Joe Arpaio requested his Cold Case Posse investigate possible fraud and forgery in Barack Obama’s birth certificate. In addition to their findings on the online document presented by the White House, the Posse also addressed problems with Obama’s Selective Service registration card.

Sheriff Arpaio’s official report detailing how the Cold Case Posse’s investigation led them to conclude that Barack Obama’s Long Form Birth Certificate as released by the administration on Whitehouse.gov is in fact, forged. This report has been given to the representatives of various media outlets.

The Obama records which have not been released include; Passport records, Obama kindergarten records, Punahou School records, Occidental College records, Columbia University records, Columbia thesis, Harvard Law School records, Harvard Law Review articles, University of Chicago scholarly articles, Illinois State Bar Association records, Illinois State Senate records/schedules (said to be lost), Medical records, Obama/Dunham marriage license, Obama/Dunham divorce documents, Soetoro/Dunham marriage license, Adoption records and of course the long-form Certificate of Live Birth.

State Representative Carl Seel, who introduced the bill, was joined by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, State Senator Lori Klein, and others in support of the bill. Important new information was revealed during the news conference including a request by Sheriff Joe Arpaio to the current head of the Selective Service Board to investigate the criminal forgery committed in the case of Barack Obama’s Selective Service registration. In addtion, Carl Seel reveals some of the resistance that other Republicans are creating to stop the bill from even heading to a vote.

The bill will require Barack Obama, or any candidate seeking to be on the Arizona ballot, to certify eligibility for the office they are seeking. This will essentially require Barack Obama to certify his eligibility if he wants to be on the ballot this year in Arizona. This could potentially be a game-changing piece of legislation.

Watch the news conference below:

03/31/2012

Sheriff Joe Arpaio and the lead investigator of the MCSO Cold Case Posse, Mike Zullo, presented their preliminary findings today (March 31, 2012) regarding their investigation into the “probable” forgery of Barack Obama’s online birth certificate and selective service forms. This presentation was open to the public, and around one thousand attendees showed up, although mainstream media were absent.

The conference took place at the Church on the Green in Sun City, Arizona.

A Brazilian prostitute is suing the U.S. Embassy, three Marines and a Brazilian staff member for injuries she claimed to receive when she was allegedly pushed out of a van in Brasilia.

The woman, Romilda Ferreira, says she met the four men at a night club in December last year. After an argument, the woman says she was pushed out of a vehicle and broke her collarbone two ribs and punctured a lung when the car ran over her in the nightclub’s parking lot, the State Department Spokesperson Victoria Nuland was asked about the case and had a different story.

Still, the State Department says it will conduct an investigation. Ferreira is planning to sue for injuries, medical expenses and lost of income.

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta told reporters during a visit to Brasilia that the incident was fully investigated and the military personnel involved had been “severely punished for the incident.

According to a defense official also no charges were filed by Brazilian authorities, Ferreira’s lawyers said they declined compensation of about $2,000 and requested about $80,000, which embassy officials refused to pay.