In his defence, a lot of metal is poo as well Nothing excuses Kiss FM though, it's like pineapple on pizza.

There is quite a bit of what is laughably named "metal" and "rock" that are indeed poo, but nowhere near as much as the infernal jungle, etc, that I refer to above. I don't like it, therefore it's poo.

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

Hang on, gimpy boy! You can't just make assertions like that without evidence and expect them to be treated credibly. Where is your evidence? How can you demonstrate empirically that 'Kiss FM' is actually more like 'Rimming The Dog FM'? Not that I disagree with you, the 'roid ragers at the gym insist on listening to it while they are staring at themselves in the mirror.

daftbeaker wrote:...a lot of metal is poo as well

Now that I can provide supporting evidence for:

Quod erat demonstrandum.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

Hang on, gimpy boy! You can't just make assertions like that without evidence and expect them to be treated credibly. Where is your evidence? How can you demonstrate empirically that 'Kiss FM' is actually more like 'Rimming The Dog FM'?

I will take three groups of 21 people. One of those groups shall be issued a radio which allows every station apart from Kiss FM, one shall only be allowed to listen to Kiss FM and one shall not be allowed any music as a control. These groups will be carefully selected to avoid any idiot youths in the Kiss FM group to prevent bias. Then they will listen to their radios constantly until the experiment ends.

The experiment will end when 20 people in the Kiss group commit suicide, thus proving at p < 0.05 that Kiss FM makes you want to commit suicide.

I like this plan, mainly because it allows for one deviant in the Kiss FM group to actually like it

Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

I'm with PK. Appearing to agree with the assertion that DB made as to a lot of metal being poo, then providing "evidence" which consists of a member of a soft rock band, does not aid DB's cause. You are therefore banned.

Knowing that this is the cool stuff thread, and knowing that I am therefore not allowed to ban in here without providing at least one cool thing, I shall provide you with a wind map of the contiguous United States:-

I honestly don't think if management walked in the door and saw one kid chasing another with bits of a broken stool, another kid pretending to cut my throat with a ruler and a fourth trying to steal my cane I could pretend it's anywhere on the lesson plan

I do like it though

Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

DB, you could, as soon as the door is opened, say in a loud and clear voice, "And this is what happened when Xiaoliang Sunney Xie came up with the idea for Coherent Anti-Stokes Raman Spectroscopy microscopy". That'd work.

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

Roland Deschain wrote:DB, you could, as soon as the door is opened, say in a loud and clear voice, "And this is what happened when Xiaoliang Sunney Xie came up with the idea for Coherent Anti-Stokes Raman Spectroscopy microscopy". That'd work.

Erm, no. The class in question can barely explain what 'push open the door' means, your waffle sounds good but isn't even slightly convincing. Besides, I have no idea what Anti-Stokes Raman is

Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett