Actually I always thought that Dave Matthews was just the same guy that had a shit load of plastic surgery. First he was Hootie, then that fat guy from Blues Traveler, and then Dave Matthews. Of course most people just don't see how much DMB is some of the worst and most boring music of all time since he likes to talk about social issues. Hey I respect that he cares about things and people but his music sucks. They even play that crap on our local hard rock station. Since nothing screams hard rock like some guy singing,"Crash into me" with a tambourine in the background.

At first I railed against the comparisons of John Mayer to Dave. Then I heard the current single "Your Body Is a Wonderland." Seriously, John should be giving Dave royalty checks for that blatant ripoff.

"Oh would you stop being all stealthy and just get in the truck"- Tom Servo

Originally posted by TorchslasherAt first I railed against the comparisons of John Mayer to Dave. Then I heard the current single "Your Body Is a Wonderland." Seriously, John should be giving Dave royalty checks for that blatant ripoff.

If not for the acoutstic guitar and mumbled lyrics, then at least for making music that college age girls force thier boyfriends to listen to.

Seriously, can neither of these two men actually use some DICTION when singing? Jimmy Fallon (who i know most people here hate) does a dead on DM impression. Its funny for a reason!

Pine tree, obviously. It has NEEDLES OF DOOM. I've heard that Palm doesn't like to job, but honestly, I think that it's just bitching by forest animals because they can't find anywhere to perch up there.

Bitch Fat or Fat Bitch?

I'm going to have to go on Fat Bitch here. I have a feeling that she'll take this one. And a Cupcake.

John Mayer or Dave Matthews?

I'm going to go with Dave, here. If he doesn't kill Mayer himself, his mobs of screaming hippie fans will do it for him. Then they'll all sing a song about proud monkeys.

Tickets start at $65.95, be there early, the gates open at 3.

Since everyone else is doing it (ok, not EVERYONE, but...)

Vikings (0-4) - Bye weeks are boring (round 2)Badgers (5-1) - Congrats to Penn State. Time to rethink our defense.Twins (1-1) - The team looked like hell. Hopefully we can steal one in Cali.Buffy 7.3 earns a 8.04 Out of 10 for being the funny, but throwing out enough plot contrivances to last us the whole damn season. Anya however = Hillarious.

While I can understand Dahak being annoyed at DMB on a hard rock station, the rest of you can go lick monkey balls. Dave is great, yes John Mayer does owe him some damn royalties or something, diction went out of style when Michael Stipe started to mumble in the early 80's, pine trees definitely kick palm tree ass, and I've learned to stay on the good side of fat bitches so my answer should be obvious :)

Ok, one of my quirks is my need to correct any errors I find. Not like spelling errors or anything, but just other errors in knowledge. So my red correcting pen of death has come to you, Dahak.

The lead singer of "Hootie and the Blowfish" is not called Hootie. His name is Darius Rucker. Hootie and the Blowfish is simply the name for the band as a whole. The name comes from the nicknames of two of Darius Rucker's friends. One had owl eyes, and was called Hootie, the other had puffy Blowfish cheeks.

I know that Hootie's name isn't actually Hootie. I don't really care though. Is the fat guy from Blue's Travellor named the Fat Guy From Blues Traveler? Of course not. My point is that all three of those bands had a similar wussy feel to them. They hit the main stream all of a sudden and were going to change rock. Then 2 of them disapeared and are the butt of a hell of a lot of jokes. Oh and I truly hate all 3 "music" or gay shit for hippies.

Originally posted by DahakMy point is that all three of those bands had a similar wussy feel to them. They hit the main stream all of a sudden and were going to change rock. Then 2 of them disapeared and are the butt of a hell of a lot of jokes. Oh and I truly hate all 3 "music" or gay shit for hippies.

How can you mention gay shit that disappeared and forget Counting Crows? I think that the lead singer's name was "The Dreadlock Dude from the Counting Crows".

Originally posted by Mr. BoffoOk, one of my quirks is my need to correct any errors I find. Not like spelling errors or anything, but just other errors in knowledge. So my red correcting pen of death has come to you, Dahak.

I think I'm going to have to say that big fat shitpumpkin head could take either Bitch Fat or Fat Bitch. Though FB would beat BF, because BF is just a subset of FB. Although, in a psychological sense, it is the BF that wears down and kills the FB, if you will.

And Palm Tree wins; takes a punch better.

And finally, John Mayer. Because I haven't had to sit through his two latest shitty albums.

Originally posted by KJames199Are you the same big fat shitpumpkin head from Delphi or are you an entirely new big fat shitpumpkin head?

I have no idea what Delphi is. I don't appreciate getting incredible flamed for making one statement though. I didn't know it bothered people so much to hvae someone fix someone's mistaken assumptions. I guess I'll stay off of "Random" now or something.