Gotta say, not a huge fair guy. I wouldn't say that I don't like the fair, but I just can't get that excited about it. I do enjoy going with the wife and/or friends, but I feel I have not caught on to whatever it is that brings the enthusiasm out of you hitched-to-Riley-women types.

How can you not like free clo icecream? It's so worth the money to park, the admission price and waiting in line in the hot sun so you can say you got a free scoop of icecream. And then the ladies know what I'm talking about with those free hand washings from the glicerine mink oil soap. But they only wash one hand and then the other one feels dirtier and nastier then it ever has before. And all the free samples of stuff, I love free stuff!