Italios wrote:Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

The Serbian Empire wrote:The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Who is natter?

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

Italios wrote:"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

Ok, laughed at that, I feel shame.

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

Italios wrote:"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

That is a damn shame. There is so much we could teach him!

CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

Idzequitch wrote:After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

Italios wrote:Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

You mean that's not what high school kids do on a daily basis?!

Soldati senza confini: Better than an iPod in shuffle more with 20,000 songs.

Fuck me. And for the record this is an exclamation and not an offer in these continental United states.

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

Idzequitch wrote:After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

He will get there on his own, being a dad does that...

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

Italios wrote:"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"

Italios wrote:"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"

Italios wrote:"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

End Scene. I think that's Oscar worthy, don't you?

Totally. We should turn this into a movie, except we'll censor literally any person that comes onscreen. It'll be a hit.

Italios wrote:Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

Honestly if those kids were fucking on someone else's private property we wouldn't be in this mess now.

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

Italios wrote:I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"