Posts Tagged ‘4th of July’

Man. 4-day holiday weekends are TOUGH. How am I possibly going to be able to sit on my ass, eat hamburgers and hotdogs, smoke like, an entire pack of Parliaments, drink beer and watch fireworks?! WHY, AMERICA, WHY?! This country SUCKS.

Here’s a video of The Muppets playing “Stars & Stripes Forever” to ease the pain: