Glenn Beck: In One Year, “You on the Left Will Be Crapping Yourself So Much”

Yesterday a carefully worded press release revealed that Glenn Beck will soon “transition off” his 5 p.m. show on the Fox network in favor of pursuing ambiguous and lucrative solo projects.

While everyone else was scooping up hip, old-school Beck merchandise, the man himself joined Fox Business’s Andrew Napolitano on his show Freedom Watch (swear to God) for a discussion about the move. As with most everything Beck mentions, this, too, was phrased as an ominous half-threat. “I am so tempted to say this to all those who say ‘celebrate’: You are going to pray for the days of 5 P.M.” He quickly added, “I’m saying, ‘Look out
look out.’”Then, this afternoon, Beck clarified what, exactly, his critics should be looking out for: “One year from now, you on the left will be crapping yourself so much, you haven’t crapped in your pants as much as you will in a year from now.
You’ll crap yourself more than when you were a baby.”