And
that’s just the beginning. Whitney shares the ridiculous highs and
excruciating lows of her catapult into motherhood. Enjoy the ride as
this new mom vows to give up profanity while falling in love with… you
guessed it, Costco. Be careful, because if you’re anything like Whitney,
you may just pee a little.

Motherhood Martyrdom & Costco Runs
takes the reader on a roller coaster of emotions as Whitney plummets
into postpartum depression, desperately tries to get her kids to stop
yodeling in public restrooms, and comes to terms with the fact she’ll
never quite be queen of her own kingdom. Get ready to laugh, cry, cheer,
and pat yourself on the back for the sake of mommies everywhere. And
while you’re at it, stop by Costco for a case of toilet paper and a Very
Berry Sundae. You won’t regret it!

Join bestselling romantic comedy author, Whitney Dineen, as she discovers the three Es of parenting:

And
that’s just the beginning. Whitney shares the ridiculous highs and
excruciating lows of her catapult into motherhood. Enjoy the ride as
this new mom vows to give up profanity while falling in love with… you
guessed it, Costco. Be careful, because if you’re anything like Whitney,
you may just pee a little.

Motherhood Martyrdom & Costco Runs
takes the reader on a roller coaster of emotions as Whitney plummets
into postpartum depression, desperately tries to get her kids to stop
yodeling in public restrooms, and comes to terms with the fact she’ll
never quite be queen of her own kingdom. Get ready to laugh, cry, cheer,
and pat yourself on the back for the sake of mommies everywhere. And
while you’re at it, stop by Costco for a case of toilet paper and a Very
Berry Sundae. You won’t regret it!

Advance Praise

"Whitney's book, her voice, and experience shared are hilarious, but also raw, honest, and beautiful." --Portland Book Review

"Dineen navigates the treacherous water of child-rearing with hilarity..." --Kirkus Reviews

"As far as parenting essays go, this is one of the best out there. Dineen writes in the vein of Erma Bombeck andDavid Sedaris, with a life-is-funnier-than-fiction humor." --San Francisco Book Review

"Whitney's book, her voice, and experience shared are hilarious, but also raw, honest, and beautiful." --Portland Book Review

"Dineen navigates the treacherous water of child-rearing with hilarity..." ...