I've finally found a federal statute under which Obama, Pelosi and Reid can be charged... right now

When federal prosecutors can't muster enough evidence to bring charges against a person suspected of a crime, they can still use a controversial law to get a conviction anyway: They charge the person with lying.

The law against lying—known in legal circles simply as "1001"—makes it a crime to knowingly make a material false statement in matters of federal jurisdiction. Critics across the political spectrum argue that 1001, a widely used statute in the federal criminal code, is open to abuse. It is charged hundreds of times a year, according to court records and interviews with lawyers and legal scholars.

Wouldn't it be great to charge our most egregious politicians under this statute? I'm thinking of several very public, very obvious lies by our would-be tyrants beloved leaders. Like: