Leela: Making a cartoon series isn't easy. Things don't always go as well as
planned. I found a whole reel of scenes that didn't make it to the series. Wanna
see?

She places the reel on a movie projector.

(Episode: Space Pilot 3000)

Fry enters a darkened room in the cyrogenetics lab.

Fry: Hello? Pizza delivery for...(reads the card) I.C. Weiner?

Suddenly, someone starts laughing.

Voice: Huh huh huh, hey Beavis, he said "weiner".

Beavis: Yeah yeah. Heh heh heh.

Director: Cut! Who let them on the set? Security!

Leela: No one makes fun of my nose!

She jumps and kicks, only to hit Fry, knocking him down.

(offscreen crew laughs)

Direct: Cut! Leela, you're supposed to kick the officers.

Leela: Oops.

Farnsworth: Who are you?

Fry: I'm your dear old uncle Fry.

Farnsworth: I don't have an uncle Fry.

Bender: You do now!

He pushes Farnsworth back, so hard, the professor falls down.

Director: Cut! Bender, not so hard!

(Episode: The Series Has Landed)

Leela: What sorority are you from?

Amy: Kappa Krappa Wo...crap!

(take 2)

Amy: Krappa Kap...god, what the fu(bleep) is wrong with me? (offscreen crew
chuckles)

Leela: Get it right this time, Lauren!

(Episode: Love's Labour's Lost in Space)

Woman: You're from the twentieth century? That's incredible. I'm from the twenty-first
century!

Fry: No way! We've got so much...ACHOO!

(The offscreen crew laugh)

Director: Cut! Could someone get him a tissue?

(Leela: This next scene was deleted from the episode)

Leela: We're on a very important mission. Do you remember what it is Fry?

Fry: Yes captain. We're on a mission to Vergon 6 inhabited by doomed lifeforms
and we will not rest until we find those animals and destroy them.

Leela: Rescue them!

Fry: Rescue them, of course I meant rescue them! Whatever.

(Episode: A Fishful of Dollars)

Fry: Get ready to taste the most delicious extinct animal you've ever eaten!

Amy: I dunno. I've had cow!

Bart Simpson (offscreen): Don't have a cow man!

Director: Cut! Get him off the set!

(Episode: A Big Piece of Garbage)

Farnsworth: Now, we all telescopes allow us to see distant objects but what
if we wanted to smell distant objects? Well now we can! Thanks to my new invention...
(places a paper on a projector. It's a picture of a sexy woman) Oh my, this isn't
gonna work!

(Episode: Hell Is Other Robots)

Fry and Leela are sliding down the slide.

Fry: I don't feel well... (crashes into the camera, leaving a cracked lens.
The offscreen crew begins to laugh) Ow!

Fry: If I were registered to vote, I'd send these clowns a message by staying
home on erection day and... (the offscreen crew laugh) What? What did I say?

(Episode: Xmas Story)

Leela swings an axe to chop down the tree, but the hatchet comes off and goes
flying back. Offscreen, it hits someone in the forehead. A scream is heard.

Leela: Sorry Mr. Groening!

(The offscreen crew laughs)

Fry: I could kick myself.

Amy: I'll do it for you. (She kicks Fry in the face. He topples forth)

(The offscreen crew laughs)

Fry: Not the face!

Director: Toy high Amy!

(Take 2)

Amy kicks Fry again, this time in the crotch.

Fry (grabbing his crotch): Yeow! Alright, the face!

(Laughs are heard offscreen)

(Take 3)

Amy kicks Fry again, in the face for the second time.

Fry: Ahhhh, after being kicked in the groin, this feels like relief.

Fry falls off a balcony, but grabs the clock. He breathes a sigh of relief.
The time changes and he falls again, but grabs the clock again. He sighs in relief
again. The time changes and Fry falls down. Leela shows up, but isn't fast enough
to catch him.

Director: Leela, you're supposed to catch him!

Leela (yelling down to Fry): Sorry about that!

(Episode: How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back)

Hermes opens the last canister and throws the disk where it slides into the
back of Bender's head.

Bender: You've got mail!

Hermes: What the hell?! That wasn't supposed to happen!

Leela removes the disk.

Leela: It's AOL!

(Laughs are heard offscreen)

(Episode: Anthology of Interest I)

The giant Bender walks through the street destroying everything. Fry tries
to calm down the military, but Bender steps on him accidentally.