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WE INTERRUPT THIS POST TO BRING YOU A TARDFLASH:

STOP LOOKING AT MY MIGHTY EF HOMOS, I'M AN AGNOSTIC, NO REALLY, AND I KNOW MIKE DELL PERSONALLY. AND I'M AN AUTODICK WITH AN IQ SOMEWHERE WEST OF I-95. JEBUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT....UNLESS "BIG WILLY" AND THE DISHY DENISE SAY SO. AFTER ALL I SHOULD KNOW, WOMEN BEG FOR MY SEED ETC. HOMOS.