The Krauts have finally exacted revenge on the good 'ol U.S.
of A. for kicking their collective asses in WWII. And
it comes in the form of this laughably pathetic anti-erection
exercise that's a good argument for suspending trade
relations with ze Deutschland immediately. Some
enterprising soul no doubt thought he'd have nothing to lose
by slapping an English voice-over onto this vid and
spoon-feeding it to those stupid Americans, who'd lap up the
"story," if you can call it that, of two studs who stumble
upon a Goddess of Sex cult and wind up boning all the broads.

Unfortunately, the dubbing in Bizarre Lust is so
god-awful -- worse than anything in the most wretched
of Kung Fu or Godzilla flicks -- that even if the
average-looking-at-best trim generated any heat (they don't),
you'd never notice it over your A) pants-pissing guffaws, B)
Richter-scale migraine or C) Louisville
Slugger-kisses-the-TV-screen routine.