I got a foot massage (free) with my last hair-cut,
I got an extra Big Mac in my MacDonalds happy meal,
I got 50 yard line tickets to the superbowl,
I got some guy hittin' on me as he carried my groceries to my car (eek... I guess it's not so wise to throw your name around just anywhere)

Jus' kiddin'!

If you mention his name at your local strip club, they will really take care of you