When I was two I was swinging my blanket around in my Grandparents' living room, around Christmas time. I was told to stop several times and being the toddler I was I didn't listen. The day ended with a rather cleanly decapitated statue of baby Jesus and me getting in trouble. It was not a happy day.

So I was about 12, and we were at my dads boss's house. They were watching over someone's kid because of reasons I will not mention, anyway, the kid had a small electric safe with a card that needed a password to open it. Now this kid was a pain the ass, spoiled, snobby rich kid who was pampered so much he had a DJ at his birthday party. The safe had a lot of change and dollars in it, he kept on mentioning he saved money from the allowance he was given, so me being the sneaky thief I was devised a plan.

"Operation Heist" was underway, the plan was simple:

Break into the safe and take a small amount of money that would be unnoticeable

Simple.

I had gotten some of his toys that were laying around which happened to be a small hammer, and a screwdriver. So whenever he left the room i would slowly work on it by prying the door open with the hammer and screwdriver. It took about four tries before I could open it, only there was a small problem; the door opened backwards. Instead of it opening out, it went inwards. As he was coming back in the room I quickly threw the safe in the closet to hide the evidence, I was horrified because I could not retrieve the money and the door was badly damaged. At this point I was worried about what would happen, so I made a scene that went something like this:

i walk into the closet and make lots of loud noises, I make one huge bang that stopped everyone on the room

Me: "Oh no! Dave I'm sorry"

i came out of the closet with his safe mangled

Dave: "what happened?"

Me: "I was looking for a toy and accidentally stepped on this. I'm sorry"

Dave had the look as if I threw pieces away of his favorite card game. We go into the next room and tell the adults what happened, both me and Dave in tears.

I broke a lot of Dave's toys after because I couldn't get the money and I was really jealous, said most of them were "Accidents"

TL:DR Had a rich snobby friend with a small safe with money in it, broke it and a good majority of his toys due to envy