[Michelle Glavan – 2012]
Ok, listen up you little shit, if we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this right, I’m not wasting anymore time on your stupid little games because you think the 32 year old version of yourself is gonna play along. No – I’m gonna tell you some important shit. So you don’t’ f&ck up your life. Or my life. Our lives.

[Michelle Glavan – 1992]
(laughs) Ok.

[Michelle Glavan – 2012]
Alright, your gonna start your period in a few weeks just shove something up there. Your gonna be fine.

[Michelle Glavan – 2012]
I am currently an unemployed actress, I have no health insurance and I have massive self image issues.

[Michelle Glavan – 1992]
Are you pretty?

[Michelle Glavan – 2012]
No! I don’t think I’m pretty. Ah-ha I don’t have a boyfriend, I don’t have a job, my face can cut through metal, my t!ts are tiny. There! You happy?! Oh – Great MY CAT JUST SHIT ON THE RUG! Awesome!

[Michelle Glavan – 1992]
Yeah

[Michelle Glavan – 2012]
No yeah. You little shit. This is a bad idea. I never should of watched this video. This life is the direct result of the poor decisions you make.