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Chapter 3 of the musical masterpiece. Mike Pence can no longer hide from being trapped. LYRICS RAINBOW HELLO MR. PENCE IS EVERYTHING OKAY? PENCE YES IT IS, RAINBOW. (PAUSE) I’M NOT GAY. LONG PAUSE RAINBOW SIR DON’T MAKE A SOUND I’M GONNA SEARCH THE PREMISES AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND.... more »

Chapter 3 of the musical masterpiece. Mike Pence can no longer hide from being trapped.
LYRICS
RAINBOW
HELLO MR. PENCE
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
PENCE
YES IT IS, RAINBOW.
(PAUSE)
I’M NOT GAY.
LONG PAUSE
RAINBOW
SIR DON’T MAKE A SOUND
I’M GONNA SEARCH THE PREMISES
AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
PENCE
OKAY.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
RAINBOW
WELL WE SHOULDN’T PRESS OUR LUCK
BUT I THINK SOMEONE SNUCK INSIDE...
PENCE
TO WATCH ME PUT OIL ON MY BUTT.
RAINBOW
........
PENCE
I MEAN
THAT’S PROBABLY WHAT THEY’D DO.
SNEAK IN FROM THE PARTY
AND WATCH ME GET NAUGHTY.
RAINBOW
SIR, WITH WHOM?
AREN’T YOU HERE BY YOURSELF?
PENCE
YES. I AM ALONE.
IT’S JUST ME HERE AND NO ONE ELSE.
SO YOUR NAME IS RAINBOW?
RAINBOW
RAINBOW SELENA FRANKLIN
I WAS RAISED BY HIPPY PARENTS
AND THAT’S HOW THAT HAPPENED
BUT SIR LETS GO BACK TO THAT SHIT WE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU NOT BEING INTO MEN
CAUSE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WAS LIKE A FARMER GETTING CAUGHT WITH HIS DICK IN ONE OF HIS HENS.
PENCE
AND I SAID, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
RAINBOW
I KNOW YOU HAVE A WIFE
BUT THE WAY YOU INTO CONVERSION THERAPY AND HATE THE LGBT, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO HIDE.
PENCE
WELL I DON’T.
PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
RAINBOW
I WAS JUST SPECULATING.
PENCE
NAH YOU OVER HERE HATIN’.
RAINBOW
FROM THE MOMENT I ENTERED THIS ROOM
I’VE BEEN SMELLING COLOGNE
AND IT AIN’T COMING FROM YOU
SO SOMEONE ELSE IS IN YOUR HOME.
AND SIR! THE SCENT IS STRONGER RIGHT HERE IN THIS GENERAL DIRECTION.
SO IF THEY ARE IN THERE THEY NEED TO COME OUT AND START CONFESSING.
PENCE
WELL I THINK THAT YOU’RE WRONG.
I’M SURE THAT ROOM IS EMPTY.
RAINBOW
I’M PRETTY SURE I AM RIGHT.
HE HAS TILL THE COUNT OF THREE.
ONE!
PENCE
OH SHIT!
RAINBOW
TWO!
PENCE
WHAT AM I TO DO?
RAINBOW
THREE!
I’M COCKING MY GUN!
DAE-QUAN
WAIT! DON’T SHOOT ME!
I AM NOT TRYING TO DIE TONIGHT I GOT DREAMS AND ASPIRATION.
BUT WE WAS JUST GETTING OUR FREAK ON WHILE LISTENING TO THE SLOW JAM STATION.
PENCE
AND I SAID, I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE
RAINBOW SHOOT THIS MAN.
AND DAE SAID...
DAE-QUAN
OH HELL NO I KNOW YOU AIN’T OVER HERE TRYING TO HANG MY BLACK ASS.
ALL WE DO IS FUCK
SUCK ON EACH OTHER’S NUTS
YOU KNOW WE KNOW EACH OTHER
I AM YOUR SECRET LOVER.
PENCE
AND NOW I’M LOOKING AT RAINBOW AND HE’S LOOKING AT DAE AND DAE’S LIKE OOH I KNOW YOU DIDN’T.
AND THEN THEY BOTH LOCK EYES AND CIRCLE THE SPACE CAUSE THEY ABOUT TO GET ALL UP IN IT.
I CAN’T BARE TO WATCH
I DON’T WANT TO KNOW
WILL IT BE DAE-QUAN
OR WILL IT BE RAINBOW?
AND THEN THEY START TO FIGHT
HOT BODIES PRESSED UP TIGHT
I SEE A GUN IN THE AIR
SOMEONE WILL DIE TONIGHT
AND THEN I THINK ONE OF THEM STEPPED ON THE OTHER ONE’S BUNION CAUSE I HEAR A STOMP AND AN OWW
A GUN IS COCKED, THE LAST SOUND I HEAR IS...POW.
Written by
Donaldo Prescod
Directed by
Briana Pozner
Donaldo Prescod
Starring
Alex Herrald as Mike Pence
Ugo Chukwu as Dae-Quan
Danny Rivera as Agent Rainbow Selena Franklin
Vocals
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