10/17/14

Meet Natasha

Residence: A
three-bedroom apartment in Riis Manor, a hi-rise on 46th Street
run by the Clinton Affordable Housing Coalition.

Originally from: "None of your business."

Relationships: Roman, her husband—owner of Hi-Class Limo
Service. Two grown children—Channel and Lexus.

Favorite Possessions:Her very
large designer (knock-off) handbag—although nobody can tell which designer
it's supposed to be knocking-off. There's a solid foundation of Canal Street
Coach, touches of bastardized Gucci hardware, Louis Vuitton-ish straps and a
big leather-like tassel trying very hard to be Dolce and Gabbana.

Favorite Soap that Haley Makes: "I'd never use
that crap. Soap should be made in factories where they don't add lye to
it."

A Few Words from Natasha: "This was a much nicer neighborhood before
Haley moved back. That girl is just plain trash. She has no business having a
plot in The Hell's Kitchen Community Garden. That plot belonged to her
parents—not her. I'm doing my best to get her kicked out."