10 Ways To Blow Your Cash Before The Apocalypse

If you're not living under a rock, you've probably heard that the world is supposedly ending on December 21st because the Mayans ran out of room on their calendar. And for those of you who are living under a rock — keep living there! The world is about to end.

After the apocalypse happens — believers think it might be a massive solar flare, black hole, or interplanetary collision — your money and credit cards are probably going to be useless because we'll all be bartering with shiny rocks and toilet paper or, you know, dead.

So to keep your thoughts happy and to blow your money before it's worthless, check out our list of things you should do before the end of the world.

Climb Mount Everest.

Not many people can afford the $10,000 permit to climb Mount Everest, let alone all the gear and the team of experts it would take to do so.

You're looking at $75,000 easy when you factor in training sessions, your Sherpa team, and the plane ticket to even get to Nepal. But hey, you'll feel a sense of accomplishment when you do, not to mention a great view as the world explodes.

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Check out the ultimate spa.

Getting a facial, massage, pedicure, and manicure may not sound like the manliest spa in the world, but playing golf on two championship-level 18-hole courses against the gorgeous Sicilian backdrop might change your mind.

See some of the wonders of the world.

The world is a beautiful, awe-inspiring place, and you should probably see some of her treasures before they're gone.

The best advice on how to do this is from CNN Money, and involves renting a series of private jets, helicopters, and dog sleds to see the Aurora Borealis, Victoria Falls, Mount Everest, Tengboche Monastery, the Great Barrier Reef, and the Grand Canyon, among others.

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Buy a luxury bunker, just in case.

The average cost for a spot is $50,000 ($25,000 for kids), and the bunker comes with an entertainment center, bedroom, hospital, and dining room, to name just a few of the post-Apocalypse perks. You'll be broke, but you'll be safe (probably).