I'm assuming it's a comic subforum thing. Not sure if I want to know or not._________________The older I get, the more certain I become of one thing. True and abiding cynicism is simply a form of cowardice.

Worst Noob Ember without a doubt or that Russian dude I forget the name of. The one with the cat whose cock could open doors.

i...what?

I swear thats what he said. He said in Russia there were cats who could open doors with their cocks. I didn't get wtf he was talking about either.

ARIOCH. That's what his name was. Had a long arguement with Monkey and Dennis about how women deserve to be raped when they go out or some such bullshite.

man, i'd forgotten that! yeah, he was russian and his english was ....interesting. he and i got into a thing about the meaning of the word 'tamed', turned out his entire knowledge of the word came from reading "the little prince".

but that cat, now - he never did make the thing with the cat clear. because it wasn't just any old door, it was a heavy door that took most people two hands to open!

that must have been some major cossack soviet cat._________________aka: neverscared!

but that cat, now - he never did make the thing with the cat clear. because it wasn't just any old door, it was a heavy door that took most people two hands to open!

that must have been some major cossack soviet cat.

The more I think of this the more I get this terrifying image of some massive half sabretoothed feral feline bigger than most dogs, pelvic thrusting it's way into your household ready to rape all of your women and children because gosh darn they deserve it for being female and thus there for the needs of men (according to Arioch). This image will haunt my dreams for the next few weeks. Nevermind Pedobear. Rapecat is in the house