The Worst Part About My Baby Blue Shoes

There was a guy with bright red shoes masturbating furiously in the stall next to me at an old job. I saw a creepy dude with the same bright red shoes go into a bathroom downstairs a few minutes later.

Reverend Benjamin

Sorry, that was me. With the red and blue shoes.

Someday, when I finally get websites and shit Tommy, I’m going to link the hell out of the internet to you.

Hi, I'm Tommy, I make and ship things for the internet, and iamnotagoodartist is my blog.