Yes, OFA has been steadily increasing its email bombardment for weeks. A favorite tactic is to send these little “personal” gems from the First Lady. The last one from her reassured all of us common folk that the president was working late at night-surely a first in the history of the office!

Now she’s giving off a “cling to your ankle and not let you walk out the door” vibe that is so creepy one can almost smell Axelrod’s mustache sweat behind it.

Just…stop.

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Hey, have some compassion. If hubby does not get re-elected, they might not be able to score all those swell, EXPENSIVE vacations. That can make a girl anxious… desperate even. Kinda like the ex-girlfriend you just dumped, who is just now realizing she really liked the money and lifestyle you provided. She really, really wants to be back into your life… and your wallet… even if she doesn’t really like you at all.. and even if she knows you don’t really like her at all, either… and even if she knows you know she just wants the money, that you are not fooled one bit.

I’m glad the Michelle was allowed to attend one of the “Dinners with Barrack”, for a First Lady known for her indulgent feasting, it must really be something to give such high praise as “you don’t want to miss out!” But that brings up another question, doesn’t she get to go all of the “Dinners with Barrack”? I mean wouldn’t that be awkward if you get to the “Dinner with Barrack” and ask “Mr. President, where is the First Lady?” “Mrs. Obama wasn’t invited this time.” “Oh, I’m sorry to her that. She sent me an email telling me about how wonderful these dinners were, please tell her that I missed seeing her. She’ll know who I am, we stay in touch through email.”

-Lobbying on the first date $35,000
-A photo with the President $15,000
-A photo with the First “Lady” $5,000
-Average dinner cost with Barack Hussein $25,000
-Average dinner with the VP $10,000
-Sending $3 in the hope you’ll win the lottery of one of those (numerous) events “trust me you don’t want to miss” Priceless

Oh yes, White House is a house of respectable Madames, and as long as you pay up front your cash is good as any.

I’d like to inject a serious note….but what the heck. I’m hearing that one internal complaint is that the Obamabies are spending the money almost as fast as it comes in to keep their staff and tame nut jobs happy, which is why they have nothing to spare to help out Reps and Senators who are facing tough elections. Also in the event that Obama loses the upcoming election, I’ve got the feeling that he and her will emulate Carter,Clinton, and Gore and even go them better for lingering around, spouting off, and interjecting themselves into national affairs.
Like the proverbially “cabbage fart in a Russian space station” they will linger. Of course it might not be too bad, because by 2016 Limbaugh will be able to use his pocket change to purchase what’s left of the present Main Stream Media.