1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.(James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are anIsland. If you don't have sea all roundyou, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have bigteeth, just like Emily Richardson. She'snot my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole onthe top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use thetrade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,when the wind didn't blow, the sailors wouldwhistle to make the wind come. My brothersaid they would have been better off eatingbeans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and Ilike their shiny tails. And how on earth domermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My babybrother is always screaming and being sick,my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my bigsister has just got pregnant, so I can't thinkwhat to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.Electric eels can give you a shock. They haveto live in caves under the sea where I thinkthey have to plug themselves into chargers.(Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is verycold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. Shefell off when she was going very fast. Shesays she won't do it again because waterfired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)