Retaliation Bassist To Miss Eisenwahn Festival Appearance

Germany's Retaliation has checked in with the following announcement about bassist Heiko Heckner sustaining an injury and missing a festival appearance:

"We are very dismayed to inform you that our bass player Heiko will not be able to join us at the Eisenwahn Festival 2013.

"Everything struck at a dispute with ultra gay seal. The little fucker had insulted our bass player who, on the contrary wasn't quite willing to arbitrate the argument, lost his temper and punched the seal in its face. Unfortunately for him, he broke his arm at this attempt and ultra gay seal´s supernatural reflexes allowed him to land a critical bite to Heiko's left leg. Long story short. Heiko is now hospitalized, eating tons of ice cream and having the time of his life while recuperating from his wounds. The photo at the bottom was taken so you can mirror the recent events.

"At this point we want to wish Heiko all the best for his recovery. Get well soon!"