odinsposse:When's the last time Mario did any plumbing? He's ethnically cleansing Goombas out of the Mushroom Kingdom while taking side jobs as things like race car driver, doctor, and royal concubine.

odinsposse:When's the last time Mario did any plumbing? He's ethnically cleansing Goombas out of the Mushroom Kingdom while taking side jobs as things like race car driver, doctor, and royal concubine.

ikanreed:odinsposse: When's the last time Mario did any plumbing? He's ethnically cleansing Goombas out of the Mushroom Kingdom while taking side jobs as things like race car driver, doctor, and royal concubine.

The plumbing thing is represented entirely by going in pipes.

Or things coming out of pipes, but yeah. I was always disappointed that Nintendo didn't license Pipe Dream and make a Mario version of it.

ZeroCorpse:Mario was a carpenter. He only got into the plumber business because his loser brother couldn't hack it as an accountant.

I always figured it was PTSD from the whole Donkey Kong thing, like he couldn't set foot on a construction site without grabbing the first hammer in sight and swinging it at everyone like a madman, so he had to get a job somewhere else.