Look I don’t have much to say so I’ll just touch on a few things. My one year anniversary for this piece of shit blog is on March 14th so maybe I’ll do a best of for the one year anniversary. But, don’t hold your breath. This blog has lost it’s steam and may be on life support. Or it may just have the flu, I’ll keep you updated.

Oscars:

Meh, whatever. The co-hosts didn’t do it for me. Maybe if James Franco would have cut off Anne Hathaway’s arm in the opening I would have been hooked. They were a couple of junk bags. Oscar winners: Was there an upset in ANY category? I feel like these were handed out the day they were announced. Oscar losers: the viewing public.

Best Actor: Mr. Darcy Colin Firth

Atomic Gator’s pick: Robert Downey Jr.

Best Actress: Princess Amidala Natalie Portman

Atomic Gator’s pick: Okay, Natalie Portman

Best Picture: The King’s Speech

Atomic Gator’s pick: The Fighter

Best Director: Tom Hooper

Atomic Gator’s pick: Who gives a shit?

Best supporting Actor: Christian Bale

Atomic Gator’s pick: yeah, Batman

Best supporting Actress: Melissa Leo

Atomic Gator’s pick: whomever went topless

Apple just announced new iPad 2

I won’t give you the technically details I’ll just say this. Faster, better picture quality, 2 camera’s for pics and chat, and a 1/3 thinner than the first iPad. Thinner than the iPhone 4 by the way. Honey, can I please get one now, please?!! The new iPad 2 now comes in 2 colors, just like people: white or black.

Charlie Sheen

He joined Twitter this week and his first post included this picture and the text: Winning..! Choose your Vice…