What do you think will happen the next time Lindsay breaks the law and gets punished? She’ll probably get put on house arrest in a carnival with a petting zoo and free cotton candy, huh? But don’t worry, it would be a really tough punishment. Like, the Ferris wheel shuts down around 10:00 and it would probably take a few days for her to learn how to make the cotton candy all by herself. God, the legal system in this country is so tough.