1. diet cook book
2. something you really bought for yourself but pretend it's for them
3. a gift card for plastic surgery
4. A cow's heart with a nail hammered into it..with barbed wire wrapped around it.
5. Small kitchen appliance
6. a lifetime supply of "bean-o"
7. Lifetime membership to weight watchers
8. an STD/SID
9. A pregnant cat (the gift that keeps on giving)

1. diet cook book
2. something you really bought for yourself but pretend it's for them
3. a gift card for plastic surgery
4. A cow's heart with a nail hammered into it..with barbed wire wrapped around it.
5. Small kitchen appliance
6. a lifetime supply of "bean-o"
7. Lifetime membership to weight watchers
8. an STD/SID
9. A pregnant cat (the gift that keeps on giving)
10. A huge slap across the face from your sweetheart. (That would be so suck.)

1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
2. How about them babies now, jenn?
3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?
4. I would have done ANYTHING Brad wanted me to.
5. Your current honey can't hold a candle to Brad

1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
2. How about them babies now, jenn?
3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?
4. I would have done ANYTHING Brad wanted me to.
5. Your current honey can't hold a candle to Brad
6. Do you miss your Friends jenn?

1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
2. How about them babies now, jenn?
3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?
4. I would have done ANYTHING Brad wanted me to.
5. Your current honey can't hold a candle to Brad
6. Do you miss your Friends jenn?
7. And what are you doing for the UN?