Would you criticise a newborn baby for being ugly? Perhaps some of us would, but that baby would later grow to become large and manly and would weild all of its manly power despite our previous criticisms.

My beard is growing quite long, I am pleased by this, however it curls at the end, any tips opn how to fix this Valliant Moderat?

Curls need not be unsightly or problematic. A manly sea of curls can leave your beard feeling buoyanT and somewhat like a bouffanT. This is manly and augusT. If you deem it unsightly and unmanly, you must endeavour to maintain your bread to the length at which it is straighT.

Fear not as you watch greath lengths of manly hair fall from your face, you can perhaps utilise it to create a realistic beard replacemenT for someone too young or perhaps too feminine to experience a true manly beard. This is a greaT gifT and appropriate for any occasion.

I hope this has allowed you to correcT your augusT beard to the point that you can now enjoy it to the full.