it might be true. i don't know. he said he wrote a story about a war vet who decided to use his fake leg instead of a club when he was playing golf and got a hole in one. it's such a mess. he makes more shit up than me so idk

My mate in Manchester at uni went to cash a cheque from his dad. The bank refused to believe the cheque was real since it came from the Lloyd's branch in Cheddar. And Cheddar was a cheese, not a place.