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A pair of smugglers manage to pick up a castaway while running from the authorities, who turns out to be the only survivor from a secret mission to destroy a mysterious superweapon designed by the evil Count Zartham. The smugglers are soon recruited by the Emperor to complete the mission, as well as to rescue the Emperor's son, who has gone missing.

"This is an unintentionally hilarious and shameless Italian Star Wars rip-off that's perfect for shouting jokes at the screen with friends. It's a kitsch comic book sci-fi adventure that delivers some of the worst direction, special effects, acting and design ever to grace the screen, and as a result, it is a gem for connoisseurs of the truly awful. It's also unmissable if you're a fan of the delightful (and buxom) Caroline Munro, since she sports a range of sexy space-attire throughout the movie"

"First viewing - Aug. 29th
Worst film
I decided to end my movie run with Netflix by taking a look at one of the new MST3K entries so I could have a taste of what the new cast has to offer. And holy crap are they great. I laughed more at the riffing on this movie than I have at the past few older ones I've watched this year. If the rest of the new run is this consistently funny and well put together then they've earned my respect. Perhaps after I burn myself out on Amazon Prime I'll return to Net"

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Familiar Actors:
Christopher Plummer
David Hasselhoff
Joe Spinell
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Candy Clark
True Rating: 0.3/10
Wow this Star Wars rip-off was so inconsistent! People's outfits randomly changing, plotlines & abilities popping out of nowhere, and weapons with different effects. Not even the great Christopher Plummer could save this pile of dung. What was he even doing here I wonder? Did he owe somebody? You have a very country sounding robot, scantily clad yet boring women, dull villains, people with "