Joy to Star Wars parody song

George Lucas:
Star Wars is a movie
I came up with it a long time ago
It’s gonna keep me rich for a gizillion years
(The fans are obsessive you know!)
Star Wars will live on
Long after we’re gone
No one will forget it because its divine
That was a great idea of mine!

Luke:
Yoda was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
Never understood a single word that he said
But I listened to him all the time
He said:
The force you must use
The power do not abuse
To the darker path you must not stray
The light side is the way!

Leia:
My brother was a Jedi
I was his royal sis’
But I had no idea that we were related
So I gave him a juicy kiss
He said:
Vader is our dad
He’s not all that bad
I can feel the good in him I know it’s there
Palpatine had better beware!

Han:
My girlfriend was a princess
She wore buns on her head
She hated me at first and called me all kinds of names
Who’da thought we’d end up wed
She said:
Han I love you so
I replied: I know!
I should have said something just a bit more bright
As I was frozen in carbonite

Chewbacca: (translated)
My friend was a good guy
Even though he smuggled spice
Eventually he was in Jabba’s clutches once more
And believe me that wasn’t nice
He said:
Please let me go
I’ll pay you back you know
I don’t wanna get thrown in the Sarlaac pit
So don’t go taking a fit!!

George Lucas:
Star Wars is a movie
I came up with it a long time ago
It’s gonna keep me rich for a gizillion years
(The fans are obsessive you know!)
Star Wars will live on
Long after we’re gone
No one will forget it because its divine
That was a great idea of mine!