Announcing Unreality’s Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament

I’ve seen a hundred different variations of “The hottest chicks in video games” lists, so I figured it’d be played out to do another one. However, while doing “research” (I don’t do Hentai, I swear), I noticed that many of these girls are from fighting games. Tons in fact. But instead of making some sort of top thirty list, I’ve decided to make them duke it out for the top spot, and therefore I present Unreality’s First Annual Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament.

I’ve put the bracket up above, and will be posting a few rounds every week. Remember, it’s ultimately about who’s hotter, although personality and ass kicking ability are added bonuses. I’ve hit most of the major fighting games, and I’ve skipped a few on purpose ($#^& King of Fighters), and I think I’ve made some decently good selections. This will be the main page for the contest, and I’ll be updating it as the rounds progress. Here’s a list of the matchups (after the jump), and links to the specific rounds will be embedded as they take place. May the hottest badass win.

About The Author

Paul

I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.

Now how did Taki win? Sophitia should have won!
Blond, Braided, White unconcealing almost-transparent clothes, untanned skin, what more could you possibly need?

http://www.myspace.com/nefariousbig Matt

Ivy would so beat Nina. If she wasn’t so damn creepy…

Cobalt

WHERES MAI Shiranui???????????????????????

Aerliss

It came down to Taki and Cammy? Eugh. Clearly it was the jiggle factor, and only the jiggle factor.

http://myspace.com/lvx lex

Okay, Eff King Of Fighters? That’s a terribly biased opinion. King of Fighters is completely valid, and still played by many people. I know I’m trolling here, but when I read that, I feel like your whole presentation is garbage. I want to insult you, but that would be trolling AND flaming.

Mememe

As a woman, I felt extremely offended by this.

… until you listed Taki as the winner. She’s my favourite fighter in all these games and my first pick when playing.

SNK FANBOY

How come there aren’t any KOF characters. There wouldn’t be any chick fighters with big jugs without Mai Shiranui.

InfiniteEnvy

Lawl, a bit late to comment but whatever.

1% of Tira’s (SC) Personality is enough to beat 90% of the rest of the characters in my books. She hands down looks better in my opinion as well.

But to stay to the list.
Bridget is a boy yes, and he’d be pretty unhappy with being labeled a girl, but I would say of all the people on this list, sorry girls, he IS the prettiest.

Millia Rage qualifies for second I think.

Youdontneedtoknow

damn sucks that sonya lost pretty early on. Have you seen her in MK vs DCU!!!!

jay

This whole presentation was largely biased and opinionated, and, personally, useless. All this presentation did was take out the fighting sense of every female character and look at the amount of sex appeal every character had.

Chun-Li was probably one of the very first fighting game females. If it wasn’t for her, none of the other girls would even exist, and she loses the first round, while Cammy wins? No way!

As much as I like characters like Taki, Setsuka, & Christie Monteiro, I don’t like them because of how big their breasts are, and how much physics they have. I like their fighting styles, since they are in “Fighting Games”.

Havoc

Taki? WTH, shes not even the most popular female in SC, and she beat Chun Li, Morrigan, and the rest?

Also serious lack of Marvel girls. Hey they were in plenty of Capcom’s fighting games! Psylocke and Storm at least!

YouwroteThis

Good girl fight! Im pretty sure u will like Bridget’s xD xD xD

Hans

You have forgot Joanna Dark ._.

miss le

felicia!

http://tyciol.livejournal.com Tyciol

Bitches were lucky Etna & Priere were busy.

Miki800

I missed the part where you guys make sense of the fact that characters from different games can not play against each other unless their character is present in the other game which at least once if not in all cross-games cases is the case.

JAJAJA

You’re correct, Taki is the best.

I love her.
I have masturbated with her MANY times

Taki is the queen!

Iten

I can’t believe Jam’s Flaming hot legs lost to Kasumi.

DJ_ALIEU$

OBVIOUSLY Taki gets it.. we know; what about:

Orchid from Killer Instinct
Jade from Mortal Kombat
Black Cat from Marvel
the 1st Pink Ranger
the first Yellow Ranger (lmao)
Li Mei from Mortal Kombat
…..nvm, I could do this all day lol

Destiny

Taki def should have not of won that

Destiny

oh and Chun Li > Cammy

Yoyoyo

The fact Kasumi made it so far shows the voters have no taste. It’s an… adequate game. But it’s still one of the worst in its genre as far as being one of the “good” series goes.

G

an absolute farce. no question that chun li is top fighting game chica of all time

I can understand how you decided Kasumi over Sophitia. I see it in a lot of people. For some reason people just seem to be into Kasumi more then Sophitia but for me, I’ll chose Sophitia over any of those girls any day and I never seen Taki as lady like but more of a man and you forgot Tifa. One of the hottest girls out there.