A foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do
I'm pretty fucking glad that I'm not you
I know she was expecting ah, we'd get married anyway
A house, nice cars and credit cards - she's never worked a day

He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
His 14 year old daughter has her third kid on the way
Colossal life insurance is a message I convey

Kids are screaming
Wife is nagging
Dog is barking
He had to burn it down
Strike the match
Deadbolt that latch
Gone in a flash
Burn it down

He's like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel
As soon as you tie the knot that cage is made of steel
I'll enroll myself in weight watchers or maybe join a gym
What about that $1,000 treadmill you bought on a whim?