Dhani Jones’ Crazy List For His Ideal Woman… All You Pocahontas Hoes Can Sit Down, He Don’t Want No Weavy Wonder

Dhani Jones hasn’t had a girlfriend in a minute, and when we heard his list of qualities he’s looking for in a lady, we understood why!!! This muhfugga puts Chilli’s requirements to shame. Not only does his woman have to put it down in the kitchen, she’s also gotta be multi-lingual and adventurous enough to go rough it with the Travel Channel star. And that’s not even the half of it!!! Pop the hood for the list.

Dhani Jones went on Shade 45 “The Morning After With Angela Yee” to talk about the new season of his Travel Channel show “Dhani Jones Tackles The Globe” where he participates in national pastimes around the world such as a strongman competition in Iceland, and cricket in Jamaica and while he was there he admitted that he’s been single for awhile and he keeps a LIST of qualities he’s looking for in a woman. She’s gotta have at least 75% of the list for him to even consider her:

Here’s Dhani’s List:
smart
quick-witted, yet possesses a calming motherly quality
adventurous
sporty
speaks languages
cooks
tall, slender (but she can be a little bit thicker)
from a great background
Exotic, maybe light brown/olive complected/mixed background
well-traveled
huge heart
creative soul
strong
independent
stands firm behind her man (but not in front, perhaps beside)
long hair
no weave
incredible hands
insatiable eyes
wants a huge family
can talk to a homeless person or a wealthy person
she can play in the mud in the morning and go to a black tie event at night
she’s ok on her own but she loves her man
independently wealthy helps