Flag

A flag or florg in Anglo-Germanic pronunciation, is a slither of white bubble gum strapped to a tree in order to show that you already have many boats. It was used in 19th century Europe to make squirrels crap themselves with bubba. This has been disputed though, because bubba is not a substance but a living thing.

The term flag was also sued by a hourglass lawman Ginsburg a pig rind.