ObsolessonsThose who refuse to learn from the past… have obviously never read some of the frankly bizarre advice our grandparents thought fit to commit to print. Obsolessons is here to bring you the questionable wisdom of our ancestors, with the occasional useful tip like how to gild a live fish. Because how could that NOT come in handy?

Brilliant. More useful and entertaining than most self-help literature.posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:38 PM on August 28, 2012

I raised my hand, by the way. (Trouble of some sort or other, 23 Aug.)posted by heyho at 5:00 PM on August 28, 2012

Metafilter Projects: always brings trouble of some sort or other as a resultposted by primer_dimer at 1:24 AM on August 31, 2012

Wait, is this supposed to be snarky, or weird advice, or just everything? Because I’m pretty sure the tobacco and ear ringing thing is true for many people, and a lot of people think it effects your hearing negatively (people working in audio).posted by bongo_x at 11:59 PM on August 31, 2012

Huh. It seems totally nonsensical to me. I hadn't ever heard of it as a thing people actually believed.posted by MsMolly at 4:57 PM on September 3, 2012

Just search for "tobacco and hearing" and you’ll find plenty.posted by bongo_x at 7:14 PM on September 3, 2012

Love it! Saw this today (at Mental Floss) and thought of your blog:posted by trillian at 10:49 AM on September 4, 2012

Obsolessons now has a legal disclaimer. :)

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