- You're single?
WTF are you doing down here? You should have clicked on the link 5 lines before!
- You're not single?
WTF are you doing here? You should be outside, dating your partner like first time! Dating never stops!

We need you guys,
Have fun!
Dan & Julien

PS1: if you have plans to help us make a huge launching party, let us know!
PS2: remember what said René DateCartes? "I date therefore I am" (true story)