Lazio's Stephan Lichtsteiner will officially be the new Juventus right back in the next few hours.

The Swiss is the first quality right back Juve has since Thuram.

Here are some fun facts on Juventus new fullbacks Reto Ziegler and Stephan Lichtsteiner.

- Reto & Stephan are both from the same country (Switzerland)
- Both are at the same height (1,83)
- Both played for Grasshopper early 2000.
- Both are fullbacks, and the last one is that both are born 16th of January!

Next main transfer targets are Lyon's Bastos and Atletico Madrid's Aguero.

Calciopoli II is now taking place in Italy after an FIGC lawyer have accused Inter of fraud, with evidence about phone calls between former Inter chief (may he rot in hell) and a refereeing designator. Basically, they are facing way more charges than Juve got back in 2006. Let's wait and see what happens.

Milan is a kid who has a rich father but hes left with no choice but to play with old worn out toys coz his father is rather keen on spending the money on Young beautiful women..

Juventus is the oldest kid in the class, he spends nights reading and making his homework, and he always came to school tired because he don't sleep much at night, but the big problem is, he can't get high grades anymore coz his teacher found out he cheated his way to an A once. Shame it came out not long after that another student in the class, a rather jealous student, planted those notes to make it look like Juventus cheated the test when really they were clean all along.

Inter is the lucky kid, who cheated in his exams, got high grades but his teacher didn't find out!