Just Some Bullshit Movie Survey

I have been seeing this survey float around the Facebook world as of late so I figured why the hell not? By all means, please feel free to comment your answers to these questions. Obviously your opinion would be wrong though.

Movie I Hate the Most: Twilight

Best Character: Who cares? It sucked.

Best Scene: Credits

Best Line: The Credits

Movie I Think is Overrated: Transformers

Best Character: It’s fucking robots

Best Scene: None

Best Line: Don’t know, I didn’t pay attention watching it.

Movie I Love That Not Many People Know: Ladybugs

Best Character: Chester Lee (Rodney Dangerfield)

Best Scene: Dressing Room scene with Chester and Matthew

Best Line: The best, the best. That’s all I keep hearing. You want to be the best. Let me ask you this, what good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you?

Movie I Think is Underrated: Uncle Buck

Best Character: Buck Russell (John Candy)

Best Scene: Storming into the principal’s office about his niece. Quote also comes from that scene.

Best Line: I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

Movie I Love: Forrest Gump

Best Character: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

Best Scene: Even though it is sad as fuck (spoiler alert), Vietnam when Bubba Dies

Best Line: But you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

Movie I Secretly Love: High School Musical

Best Character: Troy Bolton (Zac Efron)

Best Scene: Opening scene at the New Years Party where Troy and Gabriella meet

Best Song: Status Quo

Favorite Romance: I Love You Man

Best Character: Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd)

Best Scene: Sydney and Lou Ferrigno fight

Best Line: Nah, I don’t know… You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you… “Joben”… It means nothing… I don’t… I’m drunk… I’m gonna call a cab.

Favorite Action: The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Character: Jason Fucking Bourne (Matt Damon)

Best Scene: Waterloo Train Station

Best Line: If you were in your office right now we’d be having this conversation face-to-face. (hangs up like a boss)

Favorite Drama: The Breakfast Club

Best Character: John Bender (Judd Nelson)

Best Scene: Bender and Vernon going back and forth

Best Line: You see us as you want to see us—in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club

Favorite Horror: Scream

Best Character: Stu Macher (Matthew Lillard)

Best Scene: Opening Scene with Drew Barrymore

Best Line: Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

Favorite Comedy: Grandmas Boy

Best Character: Jeff (Nick Swardson)

Best Scene: House Party

Best Line: I’ll smoke it with ya bro, we’ll go to the loony bin together. I don’t give a fuck.

Favorite Sports: D2 The Mighty Ducks

Best Character: Gordon Fucking Bombay (Emilio Estevez)

Best Scene: Shootout against Iceland

Best Line: Gordon, when I told the Goodwill committee who you were, I did not talk to them about your good looks. I didn’t tell them you would win at any cost. I told them you were a man who loves the game. And I told them you were a man who could teach the kids… about more than just about winning or losing. I told them you were the Minnesota Miracle Man, and only you could teach them to fly. So be that man. Be that man, Gordon.

Favorite Science-Fiction Movie: The Empire Strikes Back

Best Character: Darth Vader (James Earl Jones/David Prowse)

Best Scene: Lightsaber battle between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader

Best Quote: (Vader to Luke) No. I am your father.

Favorite Crime: Goodfellas

Best Character: Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

Best Scene: When Tommy tells his story and Henry tells him he is funny.

Favorite Disney Movie: The Lion King

Best Quote: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it.

Favorite Bad Movie: Airborne

Best Character: Wiley (Seth Green)

Best Scene: Roller Blade Race (End)

Best Quote: My name’s Snake. I don’t like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain’t got no hobbies, ‘less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don’t like…”hobbies.” And I have a 1.1 GPA…