American Idols Not So Innocent

American Idol Finalists are liars! We’ve been listening to them do press for five seasons now and every time someone tries to get a little dirt about what goes on in that mansion it’s always, "No, I would never sleep with her. She’s like my little sister" or "No late night sexy escapades for this little lady. I just sit around at the mansion, do a little reading and then it’s right off to bed with a glass of warm milk."

Nonsense. The real skinny is, Katharine McPhee snuck out all the time for a little one on one with her boyfriend, Ryan Starr spied on the next door neighbor with the most fantabulous ass this side of Vida Guerra, Jennifer Lopez and Scott Savol constantly went out to see if he could scare up some trim with his newfound fame at Hooters.

Licentiousness, womanizing and perversion are all fine. In fact, they’re better than that, they’re great, but lying is just unacceptable. Shame on you American Idol Finalists! Next time you feel you want to spy on a naked woman or sexually exploit some chick with silicon knockers that would make Pam Anderson’s look miniscule, go ahead, but at least have the decency to be honest about it and possibly send the pictures and the videos to me.