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After the fucking day I’ve had I want to nominate ALL ELECTRICAL MANUFACTURERS!

The cunts with their ‘planned obsolescence’ so your electrical item breaks just after the guarantee period are the fucking scum of the Earth.

I purchased a new washing machine for the wife just 26 months ago, £480 it fucking cost me. When I purchased it the spotty/speccy 14yr old salesman stated “would you like to buy an extended warranty? It’s only £60 a year for 3 years”

I told him to fuck off duly, but low and behold just 2 months after the 24 month warranty ended the fucking thing is fucked. So now I am facing £100 call out + parts to fix this piece of shit or another £400 replacing it!

My mate owns an electronics business and it is common knowledge that manufacturers build in ‘planned obsolescence’ so you have to replace the damn things every 5 years maximum – cunts.

When I was growing up in the 1970’s our family had the same washing machine,tumble dryer, hoover, stereo hi-fi, tv and video recorder (anyone remember Betamax? lol). Those things were built to last and I even have our old tv in my shed (analogue so useless without a set-top box and obviously 4:3 aspect ratio but it STILL FUCKING WORKS 40 years later.

Manufacturers realised that building quality electrical items that would last 10+ years would mean less sales so since the 80’s have been building sub standard shite so you have to replace the products again & again & again.

[ YouCunts have removed their copy of this video, so here’s another one taken from the Daily Fail in the interests of avoiding PC censorship – Ed. ]

Going off the above video that ISIS very thoughtfully released, they’re more special needs than special forces. If it’s genuine, then we really don’t have anything to worry about. If it’s genuine, it’s a work of comedy gold.

It would seem that they went full retard whilst filming this video. I mean, we saw two of these stone age savages do a forward roll over a Russian machine gun, before one of them bizarrely points it up to the sky. Another clip shows the special needs force performing forward rolls over the crest of ill, something that leaves them even more exposed.

One of my favourites, is the twat who literally straps a bush to himself, and then pretending he was wearing a Klingon cloaking device. It actually brought to mind Adrian from the Fast Show. “Yo ‘aven’t sane may, roight?” One of the classics of the video, was a group of fuckwits apparently walking through a garden whilst smashing a tile over their heads. I’m not sure how that prepares them for combat. Never in my 18 years of service in the British Army did I have smash a tile over my head.

Oh yeah, I can’t sign off without mention ISIS’s very own Bruce Lee. Not so much kung fu, as kung poo. (See what I did there?)

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe is a hybrid lackey of the hidden and controlling psycho 1% that give orders to our libtard government party politician cunts. Hogan-Howe plays an essential role in preserving political correctness on the streets of Britain, ever stepping up surveillance to undermine freedoms and increasing the vigilance of members of the public by PC thought control to snitch on their neighbours in the name of security.

Hogan-Howe’s patch is UK capital city London. His remit is to maintain London as a multicultural cesspool. Compliant survival of the fittest (all take, take take libtard idiot retarded liberal capitalist/socialism drone citizens). London libtard drones must labour for the elite 1% and their lackey gofers. All profits of their labour go to the 1%. All taxes on their labour go to the creature comfort costs of citizens who are unemployed and without labour.

It all works with the help of “his men” (metropolitan police officers). If you wish to apply to become one of Hogan-Howe’s officers, any interest to learn common law or ambition to serve and protect the public is not needed. You will be told the Met is not a police force and you are unsuitable for service training. The Met prefers recruits that show an interest to learn statute law or have aptitude for public security. You will be told the Met is a police service and you are suitable for force training.

“Judge” Rinder is popping up all over day time TV in a shite courtroom “reality” show copied from the usual USA crapola. Robert Rinder is a camp cunt and prussic poofta who delivers jaundiced judgements on sub Jeremy Kyle type tossers that have no legal validity whatsoever. He is not a kosher judge, cunts.

According to his own publicity the cunt is apparently some sort orf bastard barrister and distinguished legal wizzo. Not too distinguished though not to prostitute himself for a wedge orf appearance fees on some tacky TV circus where wankers various claim against each other for grievances such as “I bought two hours of a brass’s time and she had fleas” or “the condoms I was sold at my corner shop are too big and the packie that owns it is refusing to change them because they have been used”. ( If only the cases were that interesting )

If any cunt is feeling aggrieved for having bought some orf Dioclese’s dodgy time share and fancies one orf tight arsed Rinder’s purse lipped put downs, give it a go.

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Cunt O’MaCunto who logically predicted that Mr Spock himself, Leonard Nimoy, would be boldly going where every fucker in the world has either been before or is going to go someday – wherever the fuck that is!

Well done, you old cunt. Another fresh face on the winners’ podium.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 17. Some of you have already jumped the gun before the pool was reset, so we may decide to let you have your new choices, or we may be awkward cunts and make you submit them all again.

After all, submitting nominations to a pool that has not been opened is not logical…

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.