"And he admits to reading it, which is the really weird part. He reads the gossip blogs and the Twilight fan fiction (“It’s surprisingly hard-core. And very well written”). He knows what the fake Robert Pattinson said on the fake Robert Pattinson Facebook page. (The fake Robert Pattinson claimed to have nailed Kristen Stewart. The fake Robert Pattinson was kind of like Chuck Bass, if Chuck Bass were uncouth enough to trumpet his conquests on somebody’s Wall.)"

DAMN!!!!!!! how can he be so sexy?!?!?!?!?!? lol i feel like he is the only one who can have halarious pictures on the internet of him in his undies and still be the hottest guy in the freakin world!!!! lol i love rob! ha