Thank you, rootietoot! You made my day! But also reminded me of something my sister-in-law said once. She was talking about going to the casino with her husband and blurted out that Indians are some of the ugliest people she knows. I sat there looking at her with a raised eyebrow until she blushed and said, uh, not you. LOL I wasn't offended anyway since I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I dunno, I once performed a monologue that included, a couple times, the phrase "some girls got innies, some girls got outies." They made buttons, and it turned into sort of a thing at my college, for a few months at least.

It was an interesting reframing of the transgender dilemma--not "I'm a woman with a penis" but "I will call my parts what I damn well please--what they mean--and tell you I don't have the "wrong" body, even if I may reserve the right to renovate it some. It was also about reducing that section of anatomy to another characteristic, like navel shape, that has often been given more import than it should in terms of signifieds.

In that case, I think, "outie" makes sense, though "outie vagina" might be pushing it some.And, well, I can't count of the countercultural cred of your search-string producers, maybe.

An "Innie" vulva is perfection as it hides what we want to find and "smiles" when we find it; an "Innie" vulva is beauty personified when kept bald, and is a delight to caress and kiss. Use a Seiko Cleancut shaver and corn starch powder daily to keep it smooth and bald.