I Do or I Don’t: A Photo Shoot With the Bride in Her Wedding Day Lingerie

She was hanging out with her ’maids pre-ceremony wearing her wedding day lingerie, which consisted of a white bustier and some matching white (non-thong) undies. There were champagne and snacks and everything was fine—until her (male) wedding photographer tried to break up the girls-only party.

“Come on!” he said. “Let’s do a budoir shoot!”

“Um, no,” said Sarah.

“It’ll be fun!” he said. “They’ll be very flattering pictures! And you’re wedding day shape. You’ll love to look back at these.”

“Um, no,” said Sarah.

“I’ll keep it tasteful! I promise!”

“Please leave.”

“You’ll regret not having the photos after you’ve had babies!”

“Seriously. Go away.”

The guy eventually took the hint (thank god!) and I’m pretty sure Sarah still doesn’t regret not letting him in.