Heath Ledger: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, the film Ledger was making when he died, premiered at Cannes last week. Unfortunately, the movie doesn’t have a US release date. Still hard to believe we’re never getting more Ledger.

Susan Boyle: Her 15 minutes of fame got extended last night when she passed the semi-final round of Britain’s Got Talent. She’ll compete in the finals next week.

CBS: Won the ratings game overall this season by averaging the most viewers. Sad fact remains that viewership is down and will probably only go further south.

Gawker: Predicting the songs we’ll hear again and again this summer. Major flaw: including “No Boundaries” by American Idol’s new champ Kris Allen. Really don’t see that taking off.

Josh Schwartz: The mastermind behind The O.C. and Gossip Girl has developed a web-only series called Rockville CA. If his track record is any indication, it’ll probably be underappreciated amazingness.

Nickelodeon: Say goodbye to The N and hello to TeeNick. And if you have youngins, Noggin will change to Nick Jr. Maybe rebranding will help it kick some Disney butt?

Anna Chlumsky: Don’t recognize the name? Then maybe you’ve forgotten the awesomeness that was My Girl and My Girl 2. Chlumsky is returning to the airwaves via a CBS pilot. It’s still the year of the comeback, isn’t it?

Sizzlemaker: Working on a new Twitter-related project. Get excited!

SIZZLED OUT: Heathers

STILL SIZZLING: This buff actor, who is trying to change his image with a series of kid-friendly films, admitted he took steroids in college.

The Simpsons: In the process of making an episode written by and starring Seth Rogen. We may actually have to tune in for this one!

Nickelodeon: Their answer to High School Musical–called Spectacular–will air in February. Noteworthy fact: the film’s choreographer has also worked with Madonna and Britney!

Rumer Willis: The eldest daughter of Bruce and Demi will be Miss Golden Globe at the awards show tomorrow night. As the Daily Beast asks, how will this affect her career? “Will it Die Hard? Like a Ghost?”

Charles Barkley: Was in fact over the legal limit when he was arrested for DUI last month. Consequently, he’s “taking” a leave of absence from his sportscasting gig.

The Real World: Salon makes a great point: how come it took this long for the show to include a transgendered person in the cast? Oh, yeah. Because it’s no longer cutting edge!

Jossip: Has an interesting article examining the possible futures of CBS. In their words, “own the world or crash and burn.”

SIZZLED OUT: Burger King

STILL SIZZLING: Chace Crawford and his pretty face star in this rising singer’s new video.

CBS: Is there a such thing as comfort food through television? CBS seems to think so. They’re crediting the bad economy for their surging ratings. Apparently the network is a “safe haven.” Not for us, though. It’s still our least favorite.

HSM: OMFG, a sing-along version of the third movie will be in theaters THIS FRIDAY! We are so there!

Shenae Grimes: As rumors persist that the new 90210 starlet is this generation’s Shannen Doherty, the young actress admits seeking advice from dear ol’ Brenda. Something tell us–perhaps it’s the multiple show firings or the I Hate Brenda Newsletter–this wasn’t the best idea.

Fuse: In the ongoing music television war, Fuse has won the latest battle. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremonies, previously broadcast on MTV and VH1, are now partnered with Fuse. And here we thought nobody watched the ceremonies to begin with.

MTV: Striking out even more with secret layoffs that will supposedly go down today. Guess not a lot of people just want their MTV anymore.

Viacom: Would you rather a huge, annual holiday party or two extra vacation days? Viacom isn’t giving its employees a choice, just the latter. No wonder MTVers (owned by Viacom) are so bummed these days.

AOL: Are the morning news shows too long or just too boring? No need to worry anymore since AOL is condensing them into a handy 5-minute clip. But will people really take the time to seek this out if they didn’t care to watch in the first place?

Obama: Don’t expect to see many celebs at the massive rally tonight in Chicago. The Obama camp has specifically asked certain stars like Diddy and Ben Affleck not to attend (and it’s Diddy’s b-day today!). Discrimination, anyone? Or just a smart safety-focused (and maybe a teeny bit selfish) move?