Travis A. Nicolaysen of Port Angeles, Wash. has been on the run from the law since last Wednesday for five felonies, including domestic violence, residential burglary, theft of a firearm and court-order violations.

He even escaped police in two separate foot chases!

Yet he could not resist changing his relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single."

We guess this guy is serious about Facebook!

One friend posted on Nicolaysen's account, "Cops all over you." A few hours later Nicolaysen reassured his friend, "got away thanks bro."

There are varied reactions from Nicolaysen's friends on Facebook.

One buddy wrote:

"I think you talking on Facebook is funny. Run Travis, run!"

Yet a more sensible friend of Nicolaysen's urged:

"pull your head out of your a** and do what you need to make it right. Be a winner do what's right so you get to see your kids grow up on this side and not from behind bars."

We wonder if Nicolaysen uses Foursquare… If he checks in anywhere then he'll really be in trouble!

A new Bill Cosby accuser's story of how he allegedly sexually assaulted her after drugging her drink is horrifying.

According to Patricia, -- who decided to keep her last name anonymous -- Bill invited her to a dinner party in 1978 after they met at a conference... a dinner party that ended up just being the two of them: