The Top 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos

This morning, we learned Megan Fox got the French Grazia cover, with some of her back tattoos stripped away (so as not to interfere with cover type, commenters suggest). Last week, Vogue wasÂ criticizedÂ by straight-laced style bloggers for not erasing Charlize Theron‘s tiny ankle tattoo. This got us thinking: which celebrity tattoos would we like to Photoshop away forever? Here they are, includingÂ Fred Durst‘s loving tribute to Kurt Cobain…Â Dennis Rodman‘s lady with a giganatic penis…Amber Portwood‘s floating baby head… and so many more.

Note: A little while back Jennifer made a similar gallery, but there have been many advancements in bad celebrity tattoos since!

(Another note! We didn’t include tattoos that celebrities have gotten removed because good on them! This leaves Megan Fox’s Marilyn Monroe exempt, along with Angelina Jolie‘s once-glorious Billy Bob).

1) If you do not have a fit stomach, do not get it tattooed. Why would you do this?
2) Enough with the portraits of people’s faces – they RARELY look good. Maybe .01% of the time do they look decent.
3) Hayden’s tattoo is the precise reason you should never get words tattooed on your body unless you speak the language or bring a native-speaker of the language to the tattoo parlor with you.

Clio

BURR!

Rebekah Mae

Eve’s tat only looks trashy now because…everyone and their mother is getting it done and it looks horrible on them. But on Eve it actually works.