Spoof news stories from Tuesday 21 January 2014

Fox News show host Bill O'Reilly invited Professor Patricia Jenkins of TCU, an authority on film, TV and digital media, to be on his show last evening.
She has written several articles, published in major newspapers and for liberal web blogs, critical of what she calls the "Militaristic Super Bowl."
In her articles she has complained about the "steady diet sports fans have been fed of near...

Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods.
"I'm thinking of sell...

Denver, Colorado - A five mile-wide mushroom-shaped cloud of marijuana smoke has drifted 200 miles west of Denver and is threatening global warming chaos on the billionaires' winter sports playground of Aspen, Colorado.
Climate change scientists s...

SEATTLE, Wash. - Seattle Sea Gulls Cornerback Richard Sherman will be forced to have his lips taped over after Super Bowl XLVIII Sunday, Feb. 2. Sea Slugs management is also considering filling Sherman's mouth with cotton, as a further precautionary...

Although there area lot of similarities between the two, both depending on the internet and in their teens, Lloyd has learned from some of Bieber's mistakes by hiring a Promoter first and planning the release of his songs several months in advance.

Community organizers from two groups whose purpose is to better education, health, safety, and environmental quality have refused to stay in the state of West Virginia.
They have opened up a website exposing the futility of working there and have...

Politicians are not known for their philosophy or even for their integrity, but sometimes one of them comes out with a piece of information that makes institutions like Back and to the Left news sit up and take notice.
David Silvester a councillor...

Evanstown, a town near Philadelphia that's famous for it's fungus will ring in the year, 2014 with a huge mushroom! No, it's not real but it weighs 3000 pounds and will be lowered by a crane and 978 local citizens.
"I got a bad back and a hernia b...

Since the SETI Institute's Mothballed the Allen Telescope Array which scans the universe for signs of life in outer space, many were happy that enough donations have come in to finance the Telescopes working.
Among those giving to help bring in mo...

Bloodyvostock, Russia - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich's girlfriend Dasha Zhukova is embroiled in a furious row with 'Burro'** celeb watch magazine about posing for a pic on a 'racist' chair.
The 32 year-old Muscovite was papped sitting on a bla...

The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction.
A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...

The large Hispanic representation in the U.S. movie industry has done nothing to alter Spanish people being cast as scruffy itinerant guitar strummers with no teeth, Antonio Bandilarious said yesterday at an Oscar ceremony.
Accepting an award fo...

Washington DC-Lobbyists for the cupcake and bakery industry are pushing to make the weekend of December 15 each year, unofficially observed as National Cupcake Day, as a three-day national holiday.
This holiday would give federal, state and local...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama recently visited with actress NeNe Leakes on the set of her reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
The first lady reportedly got along great with the sometimes outspoken NeNe who has appeared on D...