LipGloss or Die

His hair is perfect throughout, he doesn’t say much but there’s a lot of pouting, and he gets to pretend he’s friends with Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner…

It’s Zac Efron’s Pool Party on Funny or Die. You smell like a waffle.

It’s not the strongest video ever, although I am fascinated by Zac’s “twang” that seems to come and go. Also, I can’t picture him having sex with Vanessa Hudgens. And now I sound like my mother but 19 year old kids owning big houses with pools totally trips me out.

Lip is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Is currently working on his big debut in New York. Can’t lie. I will watch. I need to how he does. Because I am exactly the person Zac Efron must win over. Who can resist a challenge?