Dracula
(2002)

A made-for-TV version that sticks closely to Bram Stoker’s novel while moving the action to the 21st century, Dracula (2002) stars Patrick Bergin as the titular bloodsucker, Hardy Krüger Jr. as Jonathan Harker, Stefania Rocca as Mina, and Muriel Baumeister as Lucy. There’s no skin in this version, but we do get to see Ms. Baumeister in her bra-meister as she’s ravaged by the count. Too bad we can’t see her rackula!