Excellent groomsmen

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I cannot help but notice all the ladies in the audience looking up here adoringly at our, what I must say is a very handsome collection of young eligible groomsman! And as long as I am pimping out our bride and groom for a dollar a dance, I can get you lovely ladies a few minutes alone with each one of these fine bachelors for a the mere price of $10 a piece!

Hi everybody! It’s great to be here today. We had a heck of a night last night. I’d like to thank the groomsmen for helping carry Paul from his bathroom floor to the Church this morning. Good job, guys! Thanks especially to Rick who noticed Paul’s leg hanging out before the elevator slammed on it. And, Frank – you were brilliant to bring the Dramamine for the ride.