Quick gag

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In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a
spectacular looking blonde and a really ugly woman.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a
dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave
the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and
by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly woman, who in turn must
have slapped his face"

The ugly woman thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thought - "That f*****g Englishman put his hand on that
blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French tw*t again".

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Sod that! Regime change may begin at home, but our first foreign operation should be to wipe that smug, self-satisfied pit of a country off the surface of the planet. We will then use the land to grow corn and other comestibles