San Antonio Spurs' Tim Duncan reacts toa call during the third quarter of an preseason NBA basketball game against the Washington Wizards. / Eric Gay, AP

by Chris Chase, USA TODAY Sports

by Chris Chase, USA TODAY Sports

Stephen Jackson has a rap album coming out and one teammate isn't happy about his guest-appearance snub.

"I asked [Jackson] if I could rap a little on his album, and he told me no, straight out," Tim Duncan told The San Antonio Express-News. "I was very offended. He's never even heard me rap. He doesn't know what I could do."

If Jackson had given Duncan the chance to show off his rap skills, what would he have rapped about? A brainstorm: