It ain’t no walk in the park livin your life on the roadIn a rock and roll band on the way to your next showI was getting kinda lonely and things were getting kinda dryWithout a woman to hold me I didn’t feel so alive

And then the manager told me that we were lost in AtlantaWe had a change in our schedule and a change in our plans and a Gig had come up at a science fiction convention and we were signed up to play- oh did I forget to mention

That there’s a cougar at the conWith hardly any costume onI think it’s wonder woman’s momBut she’s got it goin onYah there’s a cougar at the con

I couldn’t help but sulk as our tour bus pulled upI figured the only girls I’d see would look like Jabba the HutDirty Nerdy poonanie comin at me like a tsunamiI’d have to beat those skanks away from my rock star salami

Then we started to play and I heard my bass player sayDamn, that girl is so smoking she needs an ash trayI looked to my left, and what did I seeA curvy con cougar in heat

Ya there’s a cougar at the conI think she’s wearin Xena’s thongShe wants to party all night longTill the break of dawnYah there’s a cougar at the con

She was on the prowl she was stalkin her preyShe was looking the part, with all her parts on displayshe don't waste no time, she don't take things slow she’s as quick as cheetarah, now that's a thundercats "hoooo!"

Solo

A nerd's heard sayin "that ass is leet"a wookie's knocked clear off his furry feeta storm trooper asked if she would like to danceshe said “Palpatine’s bitchez don’t get in pants!”

Then she looked at me and said “ So, you think your hot shit-With your longhair and makeup- you just came dressed up as a chick?Well that’s not very creative and you’re no better than usNow if you’ll excuse me, Kevin Sorbo said he’d sign my bust.

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