Sweet pea, which dress is yours?

1. Video of the baby fish is still beyond my capability, but showing this guy’s sweet pea is not.

2. I fought off — mostly — some kind of respiratory bug this weekend. One of the methods was Airborne, the over-the-counter fizzy stuff that loudly touts, on its packaging, that it was created by a schoolteacher.

Here are a few of my impure thoughts, based on that: It’ll be about 30 percent wrong, it won’t work after 2:30 p.m. and you won’t be able to find it in summer.