"I am a football fan. I've followed the Premier League since its inception and if I had 50p for every time someone asked me what the offside rule was then I would be a very rich man."

-- Neil Wolfson, who designed the new 50 pence coin, which features a diagram explaining the offside rule, for the British Royal Mint. It's part of a collection of 29 new coins to commemorate the London 2012 Olympic. (Daily Mail)