Where do you learn to become the best possible hero, emo teen, or the sarcastic but lovable sidekick? At the Stock Character Academy, of course. A story with multiple POVs and plenty of meta references.

COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.