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The computer

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer.She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.Wanting to embarrass the consultant, he told her to enter "p-e-n-i-s".Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.She almost died laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH..