The Unanswered Moz Questions

There is a new Moz book being released in May that claims to have the answers to all my questions. Preposterous. Think it will answer these?

When was the last time Moz ate cheese?
Does Moz still wear leather shoes?
Does he read the forums at Morrissey-Solo?
What does he think of the phrase cheese is murder?
Did Moz have a crush on Johnny?
Did he sleep with Johnny?
Is Morrissey really bi?
Is Damon bi?
Did Moz sleep with Tina?
What does Tina think about the less than flattering terms used to describe the female genitalia in Autobiography?
Does Moz realize how hypocritical he sounds?
Does he workout? How often?
Does he secretly think Julia Riley is mentally unhinged?
He never talks about reading current releases. Does he read? Own a Kindle or tablet?
Why does he think technology is unsexy?