"I believe you found my high heels in
your head this morning," Wendy recalled.

"Perhaps my loud and continuous speeches
gave you a ringing headache my brother but that's not actually possible
so I'd stick with Roy's idea I mean a punch to the stomach would sure hurt
me a lot and if I got one I'd OUCH!"

Lemmy sat up in bed. "I'm hungry!" he
hissed to himself as he tummy rumbled. "Strange, you're not usually hungry
while you're sick. Oh well, I guess I'll make some pizza."

Lemmy got out of bed and tried to make
his way out of the room, but instead of walking out the door, he walked
into the frame of his window. "Ouch!" he shrieked.

Lemmy tried to hold his spinning head
with his hands, and he was able to see clearly enough to get out of the
room. He made his way to the kitchen while only going the wrong way a couple
dozen times, and none of his siblings seemed to mind being awoken as he
went into their room by accident, or shrieked loudly outside their room,
or tried to put them in the oven.

Finally, Lemmy reached the kitchen,
and found the frozen pizza in the fridge. He tried to read the instructions
for heating it, but with his vision all blurry, it wasn't easy. "Heat the
oven to a million degrees. Unwrap the pizza and go in the oven. Enjoy,"
Lemmy read.

Puzzled but hungry, Lemmy set the oven
to a billion degrees, unwrapped the pizza, and climbed into the oven. Then...

Well, obviously there isn't too much
more to tell for this story.

By the way, it was the moldy bread that
made Lemmy sick, and the other Koopas soon followed in their own ways.

So, if you feel any symptoms, such as
a headache, a cough, a sore throat, dizziness, sleepiness, or anything
at all, such as the bed, or even happy, please go see your doctor right
away, and don't make any pizza first. Just go see the doc!

This has been a true story.

And I really am sick.

The End

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