So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

an annoyed writer:So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

They're not shelves. They're clearly a rack.

TheSYLOH:Those breast better have a reflect damage chance.Or at least high damage reduction.

an annoyed writer:So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

an annoyed writer:So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

an annoyed writer:So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

leet_x1337:Translation: I think a lot of people are going to start pointing out that "No, it's LoL that does that!" ...Which is bull, because yeah both of them do it.

Edit: I thought you said 'Defense of the Ancients', not 'Dead or Alive'. Disregard.

Um...I get it, but I didn't really find this funny.

When you thought DoA meant defense of the ancients and you said both blow up females give females balloon like features you weren't by chance comparing Dota and LoL were you? Cause Dota actually does a pretty good job, of not doing exactly that.

There, now that we have that out of the way, I'm quite looking forward to this game, and I don't really care that it occasionally hits Mammary Factor 9. I have a feeling I'll enjoy the hell out of it despite the Amazon looking like a horse from the waist down as well.

After read Grey's twitter I figured we'd be getting one of these soon. I forgot that the elf was the most proportioned one of all the characters. Is it even a fun game, should I check it out? I hear Odin's Sphere was cool with some neat artwork.

OT: Honestly I didn't like Dragon Crown due to this.I mean the woman characters have little armor and bit breasts (Minus the elf, which was quite rare) and the men have steroid muscles inspired straight from Gears of War.

Basically, didn't like the game due to character designs.And no wonder everyone picks the biggest/hottest (In there own opinion) looking character there.

Honestly I prefer that elf character. A gal with small breasts.Nothing to be ashamed of there. :D

... this topic is really reminding me of Highschool of the Dead's Matrix Boobs scene. =_=

I just walked past someone cycling who had breasts as big as the sorceress and ... Gasp .. Had a top that was so low cut she was practically resting them on the handlebars - quick - call the sexist oppression police and tell her she's doing it wrong. Think of the children. The chiiiiiilllllddddrrreeennnn.