Mila Kunis Named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

If the homoqueers at Esquire actually had a taste for women they would have chosen to honor a Muslim like Miley Cyrus or the stunning Chaz Bono instead of this skinny commie Jew.

As you can see in the photos below, Mila Kunis is not even remotely sexy by Muslim standards as she lacks any visible body hair, and her weak emaciated frame would not last a day out working in the fields.