left it in the road with a bottle and a toad and i wrapped it 30 times in a steal chain, baby my bike is gone left it in the street with a bottle at your feet and a laser beam alarm but someone must have swiped it my bike is gone

just picked it up from the local bike shop after 3 long years of saving up, baby my bike is gone

forced myself to walk to the local cop shop where i relayed them my story and they kindly disregarded me my bike is gone anger made me woozy so i went and bought an uzi and i marched around the town trying to be a vigilante my bike is gone