Dios mio. Could life become more torturously awesome for a high school boy than to discover that his wicked hot 21-year old Spanish teacher spent the first year of college modeling nekkid for Playboy? No, no it can not.

Dallas high school teacher Cristy Nicole is in a bunch of hot water now I guess that some cranky PTA mom is on her case about her unclothed modeling past for Playboy. You know where we stand on the issue. We stand on the side of the nekkid sextastic chick, as usual. How much more of a magnet can you have for a magnet school than to have this amazing vixen on the staff?