Sexual fluids don’t make friends, turning printers on with poop, glitter-bombing your peen, magnum-sizing your Christmas tree, forcing Trump to pull out prematurely, getting off on voluminous lexicons… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.

Hookers go bobbing for blowjobs, Gibbsy gets a better half, the post office says go fork yourself, three and a quarter inches looks long in your mouth, SCHITty listeners leave even SCHITtier voicemails… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.