Asia

Asia is the biggest and most crowded place on Earth. If you flattened the Moon into a pancake with a giant cosmic rolling pin, all of the Asians would probably eat it because most of them are starving, but more importantly, if it was dropped on Asia, it would crush all of the Asians and destroy things, unless Mount Everest (which is in Asia) stabbed it to death first.

The continent of Asia is smelly, messy, chaotic, noisy, and full of violence and destruction. In fact, the Middle East is part of Asia. That should tell you something right there. If Europe wasn't already the worst continent ever and South America wasn't in second place and California wasn't a continent and Australia was right-side up, then Asia would probably be the worst continent ever.

Yangon, Myanmar is a typical Asian metropolis. The gold spire in the background is an attempt to make even more people want to live there.

Russia, Turkey, Ukraine, and East Timor cannot make up their minds. Reports that Georgia is in Asia are absolutely false; Georgia is in America and is nowhere else. That would just be stupid. Taiwan, otherwise known as "China's Idaho", may or may not be an actual country.

Asia, it should be noted, is part of the greater continent of Eurasia. Europe is definitively not a real continent, but it's okay to let Asia slide because Asia could totally eat Europe for breakfast. Plus it's not all liberal and progressive and shit.