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Wedding Jokes for Tell a Joke Day

Today is national "Tell a Joke Day." In honor of this great day, we offer the following wedding jokes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for "work permit."

Husband to Wife: No, I don't hate your family. In fact, I like your mother-in-law much more than I like mine.

Amanda is very excited about her upcoming wedding, but she is a little bit nervous about tension between her parents, who have just gone through a nasty divorce. She goes shopping with her mother and they pick out the perfect MOB dress. But Amanda is horrified to learn that her father's new 25-year-old wife will be wearing the same dress. She asked her step-mother to exchange the dress, but she refused. "No way! I look like a million bucks in that dress!" When Amanda told her mother of the problem, she very graciously offered to get a different dress. "After all, it is your special day." When they went shopping for the new dress, Amanda asked her mother why she hadn't brought the first one back to exchange. "After all, you don't really have any occasion to wear it for." "Don't be silly, honey," said her mother. "I'll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner!"

I have to be honest, it was hard finding wedding jokes that weren't outdated or offensive, so if you've got a great one, share it in the comments below.