Amy is shocked at a revelation from Sheldon after she buys him a new laptop. Also, Koothrappali sells out Leonard and Wolowitz after they lie to their wives in order to attend an early screening of a movie.

Episode Notes

The title references Howard and Leonard's trip to the cinema while they were supposed to be out buying solder, and the subsequent lie they told Bernadette and Penny.

Episode Quotes

Amy: I got here as quickly as I could.Sheldon: You're too late.
*Sheldon plays "Taps" and drapes a cloth over his laptop."Amy: Sheldon, this is silly.Sheldon: You got emotional when that lab monkey died.Amy: That lab monkey told me he loved me in sign language.

Amy: Sheldon, why don't you get a new computer? You know that one's out-of-date.Sheldon: Oh, but I like this computer.Amy: The video is failing, and the sound is cutting out.Sheldon: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.Amy: The video is failing, and the sound is cutting out.Sheldon: I'm sorry, one more time. The sound is cutting out. (Amy holds up a sign) I can't read that. The video is failing.Amy: Get a new computer.Sheldon: What?Amy: Get a new computer.Sheldon: What? (Answering phone) Hello?Amy: Get a new computer!

Leonard: This is cool. When was the last time you and I built something together?Howard: Scientifically? A little over a year ago. LEGOs? Last week in my room.Leonard: If there was a Nobel Prize for Millennium Falcons that fall apart when you pick them up, we'd be set.

Amy: Well, the guy at the store said this one is great.Sheldon: Oh. Oh, the guy. Oh, pardon me. I didn't realize you'd spoken to the guy. Yeah, tell me, did the guy choose one with a 4K display and a Thunderbolt port?Amy: Yes.Sheldon: Yeah? Did the guy make sure that this has a one terabyte solid-state drive?Amy: Yes.Sheldon: Yeah? Oh, well, was this guy Rick from Computer Solutions on Colorado?Amy: Yes.Sheldon: Yeah, well, he does know his stuff.

Sheldon: I suppose I should set this up. Or would you like to rob me of that, too?Amy: Knock it off or I'll start making W-H sounds for words that just have a W.Sheldon: You wouldn't.Amy: Whatch me.