What A Wheat-y Blond Joke

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says, Look over there! There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat.

The other blonde says, Look over there! where there was still another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, It's people like that that give us blondes a bad name. The other blonde said, Yeah! And if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out of them!