Your friday morning reading

Hello everyone, I just woke up. I love sleeping late! The Times has a perplexing article about a man who stole thousands and thousands of bicycles in Toronto. Naturally, since Toronto (and the area he lived in) is being overrun by the Hipster Hordes, someone is making a documentary about him, and people are quoted as believing him to be a “neighborhood philosopher”, a relic of a seemingly bygone era.

I just think it’s amusing that this guy stole so many bikes. What was he planning to do with them? That is likely to be one of those questions that will never have an answer.