Slap on your overalls and your American Flag do-rag and get ready for Titanium, the new expansion out now for Farming Simulator 2013. You and whatever poor sap you tricked into being your farm hand can hop onto even more vehicles and harvest wheat like never before! Or exactly like before. I'm not a farmer. I don't know where food comes from. Up to 10 players can tackle a variety of farm chores in a game, in case you've somehow convinced nine of your closest friends that driving virtual tractors and planting fake asparagus seems like fun.

Massive powerful engines. Lean, muscular chaps and chapesses. This isn't the launch trailer for the new Need for Speed, but Farming Simulator 2013 on 360 and PS3. The game is going to allow you and up to 9 pals to get their hands on a brand new Combine Harvester and a brand new key.

I was about to post the new trailer announcing the console release of Farming Simulator 2013. I was hoping this was a joke, and the game would actually let us hunt colossal ninja dragons in enormous zombie-powered steampunk mechs or something like that. It turns out it's a game that simulates farming in 2013. Go figure.

You know you want it. Come on, you really do. All those hours spent playing Harvest Moon, wishing it were just the teensiest bit more realistic. And let's be honest, your most impressive Minecraft map is basically an automated wheat-producing machine. Time to drop the act and pick up a real man's farming game: Farming Simulator 2013. And we're only slightly joking when we make that statement.

Are you ready for this? Hell no, you're not! No one is. Today I have three, count'em, three videos showboating the agricultural extravaganza that is Farming Simulator 2013. I know what you're thinking: "But I didn't play Farming Simulator 2012!" Shut your face! It's not that kind of game. The plots of preceding titles are irrelevant to the current game, just like Tetris, Pac-Man, Call of Duty, and the Mass Effect series.

Nothing says good ole fashioned family fun then a farming simulator! Apparently the success of Farmville has bred new life into the genre, which hasn't seen a big hit since 1994's Space Marines vs Martian Ears of Corn or last year's hit game, Farm Machine Championships. Focus Home Interactive is looking to bring the genre away from Facebook and back to the core gamer with Farming Simulator 2013, which will be available on PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.