Financial crisis = massive jerk-off session at S.E.C.

Hmmm, what to think about this one. Who cares? comes to mind. But on the other hand, it’s always entertaining to watch puritanical America caught with smut on its hands (in this case, downloads from skankwire). And, in turn, to listen to ABC shun the perpetrators for their “contempt for the taxpayers.” But I’m of the mind that what this latest media broo ha ha represents, yet again, is America’s deeply effed relationship with sex. Which makes me wonder if perhaps instead of a damning 48 hour news cycle, and stronger firewalls, anyone has considered putting our tax dollars towards some adult sex-education. But, of course, what would we say about porn, that it’s healthy and helpful or the work of Satan? A consensus on that could take longer than immigration reform. On another note, part of what actually shocked me about this story was that one of the “culprits” was a woman. And that shows progress, I think, albeit in a roundabout way.

Righty, then, off to drink iced tea and read talk Dirty to me in the LA sunshine. Perhaps I’ll pack up a few copies and mail them to the SEC.