1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."

To which I replied: "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"

I remember that picture, says Cher. We were really into modern furniture at the time. What the Hell, we were young and foolish. I can't sit on those backless chairs any more.

brantgoose:1. Stephen Hawking invited me to lunch one day, and we got into a heated discussion with his students about history vs. math. Stephen said, "Cher, when time travel is perfected, history will be obsolete."

To which I replied: "You make me laugh, Steve. How the F*** do you think I've kept looking like this for the last three thousand years? Oil of Olay?"

Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.

brap:Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.

brap:Now that you mention it Hawkings lectures would be a thousand times more awesome if they were run through through Cher's "Believe" autotune effect and featured a chorus line of buff oiled-up guys in navy uniforms sailors dancing behind him.