Those Clone-A-Willy kits are cheap. I wanted to make something a that was a bit more 'professional' looking so I went online and looked up the prices of silicone and molding materials and holy fuck is this shit expensive. Like over $100 for a gallon of the stuff and that's not including dyes and "tactile enhancers."

In other dildo-related news, I've been thinking about getting rid of some of my BD toys I bought years ago and rarely ever used but a part of me wants to hang on to them simply because I paid so much for them and it would seem like such a waste.

Man and cheese, mac and cheese. Same thing
And yes the Montage I hate the seeting there.
"Hey here is an idea, lets line up a bunch of tables, stack them side by side, cram a few more in over there and force strangers to sit next to eachother making a romantic date hard to manage when you have drunk buisnessman doing oystershots at your elbows."

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