Stories

Toreadork:-Ok, so as some of you may know. Susie has been challenging me a lot lately with her ghastly Macro's and spamming your screens with them! this is in-fact, and I quote her "because she failed in gold-selling school". yes thats right she was in-fact training to spam our damned trade chat with her bad macro's. but she was just too bad and they turned her down. And so now she go's around targeting innocent macro makers. But no more! After much typing and very sweaty fingers, I have indeed been triumphant over her! and Blizzard were so grateful they have rewarded me:

Susiemacro:-

Grrrrr.

As I sit here in my rocking chair by the window, I plot my revenge. My excessively long finger nails clicking on the chair arm as I mechanically rock in the chair.

Suddenly I yell out loud:-
"No young whippersnapper gonna get one over on me , NO sirreeee!" *cackles manically.*

When it comes my revenge will be hard and fast and you will not recover. Beware, you have been warned. Vengeance WILL be mine! Muhaha.

Toreadork:-

Ohhhh my gooosh! susie is a ghost! now we know why she don't have a picture on the photo's thread!

Not to fear though! luckily I know the tactics to defeat Susiemac-ro!

Phase 1: Ghost Form

Run around and then equip ghost buster hoover and begin to suck susie up, this reduces armor by 50% for rest of battle. Also she will make scary faces at you, try to face opposite direction as this can stun you for 5 secs.

Phase 2: Macro-off

Begin your opening attack by making a simple one word macro, She will then begin typing long sentence macro's with lots of random numbers and symbols to try and confuse you, don't fall for this, and just type a macro involving the word 'cookies'. She will then stop her attack and become completely dazed at the thought of cookies. this takes you through to phase 3.

Phase 3: THE CHAIR

I cba typing anymore sorry getting carried away

BUT VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!

PS. that picture looks like a ghost taking a dump.

Susiemacro:-

Ah ha, you thought you had me sucked up that hoover and just as you do, I launch my special attacks.

PHASE 3
Toreadorks dull macros fail to amuse and Susie retaliates by launching the Susie's elite macro attack, this fills the screen with words and stars that dazzle Tor with their epicness. The next move is to shower Tor with water which reduces his attack down due to him not being able to see. Susie starts to swing a shower curtain round that disables the hoover as it gets partly sucked up. Then Susie darts in with a quick dagger attack, which leaves Tor wiped on the floor. Susie is awarded an achievement for this attack.

THE END

Toreadork:- Silly susie, we can see that achievement was falsely created, the link is clearly stated below it. The above never actually happened. Heres what really happened, and I have photo evidence to prove it!

Phase 3: THE CHAIR!!!

As susie is slowly recovering after she was completely dazed at the thought of cookies, she has only one backup defense left! it is indeed the thing that many of you have faced and suffered from before. This 500 million health finely varnished evil creation of susie mac-ro, it is of course THE CHAIR!!!

THE CHAIR begins an aoe attack which casts fire all over the ground killing many of my noobish alliance support, however I am too intelligent to stand in fire and jump onto a nearby confused ogre. As I look down i see the hoover previously used to reduce susiemac-ro's armor, a plan springs to mind!

Something that susie does not realize about me is that I am in-fact an old college buddy of DEATHWING! and he still owes me a few favors. So I dig up an old hearthstone from my inventory which leads straight to DEATHWING's LAIR! and throw it to the ground which opens a portal. And I throw a cookie into the portal which Susiemac-ro sillily follows. I then pick up the hoover and begin sucking her chair into the portal, just as the chair passes me into the portal I emote /rude, /rofl, /gesture at it, and have just enough time to take a picture as evidence! I turn around to discover the loot, Susie's precious cookies! . The world is once again safe from the evil susie and CHAIR!

Evidence that susie is gone for eternity:

Susiemacro:-But just when you think your beloved Susie is gone for good, in rides Susie'e faithful companion Binky the Talbuk to the rescue!!!

PHASE 4
Binky rushes in just in the nick of time and stops evil Toreadork in his tracks. First Binky knocks the hoover from Tors hands and she grabs Susie and throws her on her back. Binky then tramples on Tor until he confesses that indeed as we all knew all along, that Susie is the macro Queen!

Once Binky has stopped trampling, there is nothing left of evil Toreadork but dust and a few scraps of armour, as evidenced in this next screen shot and Azeroth can sleep at night safe that they will no longer be terroised by evil Toreadork and his dreadful macros! Hail Macro Queen Susie and the faithful Binky!

Toreadork:-Ok so heres phase 5 (or chapter 5 of this epic novel).

As the evil susiemac-ro leaves whats left over of the mighty Toreador and thinks she is victorious, something amazing and beautiful happens.

Toreador awakens to a blinding light and naked flying Draenei angels everywhere its clear where he is... in World of Warcraft heaven!. suddenly a voice from behind whispers. Toreador turns to discover the God of Warcraft, his appearance was recognizable and everything began to make sense:

God whispered that Toreador was Azeroth's last hope and without him Azeroth would be dooooooooomed to queen susiemac-ro. Everyone would be her slave and would spend their daily life in CHAIRS coming up with ideas for her to make her macro's better because everyone knows they totally SUCK! God continued to explain that he would grant Toreador a second chance and resurrect but only if he would accept the help of some ally's that God would send to Azeroth. Toreador agreed and suddenly awakened back in Deathwings lair:

Toreador used a hearthstone to return to his secret base which is guarded by some of the most evil creatures you could ever imagine:

Once deep inside the secret base, Toreador makes a cup of tea and awaits the arrival of the allies god has sent. After about 10 minutes Toreador begins to hear something approaching. It sounds like "craa" whats that noise Toreador said "craaaaaaa" oh no could it be? "craaaaaaaab pe" suddenly the lift rises to reveal the most powerful of foes! They look like crabs, but they talk like people. it was of course THE CRAB PEOPLE!

TO BE CONTINUED!

PS. for those of you who dont know how awesome crab people are, here is their theme, Sing along!

The crab people slowly approach Toreador still quietly chanting. Toreador can not understand how they got past the cow guards but they begin to explain that they have come from a distant planet known as Earth. And they have been summoned by some fat guy to help defeat the Evil Macro-Sorcerer, Susiemac-ro!

Meanwhile the entire fleet of Crab ships arrive through the secret waterfall entrance to Toreador's secret base. and the biggest war Azeroth has ever seen is on the horizon!

PS.

No crabs were hurt in the making of this.

PHASE 6 - The Destruction of Toreadorks allys

Much to Queen Susie's annoyance, her spies allert her to the resurrection of Toreadork and the arrival of the crab people in Azeroth. Of course we all know that it wasn't the Blizz God who saved Tor, but that fat guy from South Park...

Queen Susie decides to undermine Tor and remove some of his allys to weaken his army. First she decides to deal with the crab people. She makes her way quickly to the crab peoples landing point and hides while she waits the arrival of the crab peoples leader. On his arrival she swoops and a furious battle commences. Queen Susie uses all of her attacks and weakens his crab shell defenses...

But he is a strong crab and the battle drags on for many hours, so Susie unleashes her weapon of mass destruction. She will reveal to the crab leader the vision that has haunted many and had others guessing for centuries, her true face!!!

Upon seeing this ghastly vision, the crab leader is frozen to the spot in horror and Queen Susie captures him and takes him back to her base. Whilst he is still frozen in shock, she throws him into a vast cooking pot and boils him alive! Susie eats his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, pffffff pffff pffff! Tor hears of her capture of the crab king and phones Susie demanding his release. But Susie hangs up the phone saying "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

Susie then decides to deal with another ally of Tor's, the strong but feeble minded Ilisidork! Ilisidork is the cousin of Tor and he is Tors most loved and trusted commander. If he can be removed from the scene along with the crab people, Tor will be virtually defenseless and Susie can then strike and obliterate him and his name for all eternity.

Ilisidork however is a strong warrior and behind his simple exterior lurks a suprisingly intelligent mind. But like most men, he has one weakness and that is women.... Queen Susie enlists one of her commanders, Arty to trap Ilisidork using her feminine enchantments. Ilisidork is a regular visitor to the World's End Tavern, so Arty waits there until he arrives. Ilisidork always turns up in his full armour to impress the ladies and drinks heavily boasting of his epic gear, his massive sword and his fantastic dps. Arty dances close to Ilisidork and ofcourse he is drawn to her and asks Arty to take him to her home where he promises Arty the best 30 seconds of her life!

Arty takes Ilisidork with her but not to her home, she takes him to Queen Susie's secret base. Once there the drunk Ilisidork is soon over powered and Susie places him in where she tortures him for many long painful hours.

Susie then sends a parcel with a note to Toreadork....

Along with the note inside the parcel there is a bloody worgen paw.....

Toreadork:-Phase 7

While Toreador sits around the fireplace in the secret base smoking a pipe with some of the crab people planning on what they are going to do, a crab person who has been scouting Stormwind for Susiemac-ro crashes though the door with a hostage. The crab person explains to them that Susiemac-ro has retaliated and that the crab leader has been eaten AND the mighty Ilisidor has been taken hostage. Toreador explodes with rage that Susiemac-ro has taken his cousin hostage and begins questioning the person the crab person had taken hostage.

It was Archbishop Benedictus of the Cathedral Of Light in Stormwind. He explained that he had been renting out the crypt to some mad old woman who go's by the name of macro queen. That must be her Toreador said! To Stormwind!

Toreador leads the crab people to Stormwind and and looks over to the Cathedral of light.

Toreador yells "Crab people! This is the start of the greatest war in Azeroth's history! Burn Stormwind to the ground if you have to! we must find Susie Mac-ro now! and rescue Ilisidor! Charge!!!"

Toreador runs through Stromwind to the Catidrel Of Light. Many of the residents are Susiemac-ro's spy's and they as well as their families are slain and their houses burnt to the ground!

Toreador and the Crab people arrive at the Cathedral

Arty is waiting outside guarding. But before she can do anything Toreador quickly stealth's and decapitates her for luring his cousin to Susiemac-ro! Toreador and The Crab People enter the cathedral slaying anyone who stands in their way!

Once inside the crypt Toreador runs and unstraps Ilisidor from THE CHAIR. He is wounded but too mighty to be affected much. Toreador asks Ilisidor where Susiemac-ro is and then they hear a flush and Susiemac-ro exits the womens toilet. she is startled and before she can do anything Ilisdor, using his remaining good hand picks up his sword and slices her arm off and begins severely beating her with it.

Just as Toreador is about to take a final blow to kill Susiemac-ro she vanished through the wall using her ghosty abilities.

Toreador is furious and explains that there is only one other person powerful enough to defeat such a powerful Macro-Sorcerer-Ghost like Susiemac-ro. and we must find him before it's too late! Toreador, Ilisidor and the crab people leave for the secret base to recover and plan their next move.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Susiemacro:- PHASE 8

...Queen Susie managed to escape by a magical mage portal which transported her to her new palatial secret base. As she posseses powers of regeneration, thankfully her arm soon grew back. She also ressurrects her beloved Arty. The arm taken by Ilisidork disappears one night and it is assumed it turned into dust and crumbled away into nothing (or did it?...)

Once at her secret base Susie begins her plans for the next phase, in order to succeed she needs to know what plans the enemy has. For this she enlists one of her special agents, the spy Celest. Celest is an agent of many disguises and Susie requests her to infiltrate the enemy camp by following some of Toreadorks men back from the World's End Tavern one night. Once there Celest is to recover any plans and sabotage the base as much as possible.

Celest, a master of espionage, manages in her task and recovers some plans. Whilst there she creates a distraction and manages to slip some extra strong laxative into the drinks momentarily left unattended by Toreadork and his men...

The consequences can be seen later that night....

Meanwhile back at the World's End Tavern.....

You know what follows...

Inside the parcel is a bloody worgen foot...

Toreadork:- Ok so just so some of you understand this phase takes place at the same time as susie's phase just from a different angle.

Phase 9:

Quote:

The arm taken by Ilisidork disappears one night and it is assumed it turned into dust and crumbled away into nothing (or did it?...)

No it in fact did not crumble away. Little did anyone know that Toreador using his wisdom of business had big plans for Susie’s arm. And was in fact the person who quietly stole it.

After the battle at Stormwind had ended. Toreador, Ilisidor and the Crab People returned to the base. Toreador then takes the arm while Ilisidor is sleeping and takes it to his lab where Dharokh his slave does experiments. Toreador tells Dharokh to mass clone the arm. While the arms are being cloned, Dharokh asks why they need to be cloned, Toreador tells him that there is certain types of customers such as dirty old men and homeless guys that will enjoy the arm and there is millions of gold to be made! Mwhahahahaha.

The finished Product:

Need I say more?

The next day Ilisidor awakens to find the arm missing and begins searching for it. Toreador tells him not to worry as he will give him another one, Ilisidor is so relieved that himself, Toreador and some crab people celebrate at The Worlds End Tavern. Toreador gives an item to Ilisidor and then tells him he will meet him back at the base. Meanwhile Arty had been watching Ilisidor and as soon as Toreador had left, Arty began speaking to Ilisidor stupidly using the same lines as before. Ilisidor went along with it and was taken back as hostage to Susiemac-ro’s base. Meanwhile a crab spy of Toreador’s had been watching the Worlds end Tavern awaiting the return of Arty. As soon as she walked through the door the crab person activated a sun prison trap which had previously been laid. And Arty become helpless within. The trap would fly directly into the sun totally disintegrating arty and her soul making it impossible for any further resurrections. This was revenge for what she had done to Ilisidor.

Back in Susiemac-ro’s secret base, Ilisidor awakens to find his foot missing and Susiemac-ro standing over him, she laughs and says “fool! You were stupid enough to fall for Arty a second time HA! Now you shall remain here until Toreador surrenders!” Ilisidor smiles and explains that it had been the plan all along to be taken back to Susiemac-ro’s base and then presses the item that Toreador previously given him in The Worlds End Tavern. He disappears and then materialises in Toreador’s base. “Ha now we know the location of Susiemac-ro’s base and she is open to attack!” Ilisidor said to himself. But where was everyone? Ilisidor had a look outside to discover Toreador and the crab people covered in shit laying on the floor. There were stacks of turd everywhere, and Toreador yelled “We are ready to attack!”

DUN DUN DUN TO BE CONTINUED

Susiemacro:- PHASE 10

Back in her base Queen Susie roars with laughter as she hears how her secret plan has worked better than she could have dreamed! Some weeks earlier she had a clandestine meeting with the double agent Dharokh where she explained her secret plan and asked for his assistance. Dharokh had fooled the stupid Toreadork into believing he was working for him but all along he was really working for Queen Susie.

Some weeks previously one of Susie’s spiritual guides had used her mystical powers to look into the future and had foreseen the taking of Susie’s arm. In preparation for this event, Susie had the scientist Dharokh build into her hand a concealed mouth and an activation device that could be remotely triggered. Once activated the hand would spring to life, killing and maiming anyone present then self destructing after 15 minutes. Unknowingly when Toreadork later had the arm cloned, all the clones had the same abilities. So when Susie activated the hands, many dirty old men were murdered and Secret Police Chief Loopycop has been investigating the mass murders. At various sites, pieces of the hands have been gathered and pieced together. It would appear that there was a trademark on the hands - “Brought to you by Toreador enterprises”.

In a recent interview, Police Chief Loopycop appealed for calm and for the general public’s assistance to help find the said Toreador in connection with the murders.

Meanwhile, blissfully unaware of this turn in events, Toreadork, Ilisidork and their cronies are relaxing at the World’s End Tavern. Now a little known fact is that Toreadork & Ilisidork come from a musical family. In past years the boys have performed in bands and made many musical friends especially some they met whilst attending gay pride events where they often get up and perform. So when the World’s End Tavern announces a talent night, the 2 boys are very excited!
Toreadork contacts some of their friends and the Azeroth Village People is quickly formed to perform on the talent night. The boys decide to sing one of their favourite songs “In the Navy”. Excitement mounts on performance night and the time finally comes for the boys to step on stage. They sing their hearts out and women and lots of men wearing shorts and leather vests, throw their pants on the stage! Of course they win 1st place and decide to launch themselves on the pop world. Here is one of their publicity shots.

And amongst all the beer glasses smoke and drunkenness, something beautiful has happened.... Love is in the air. You may have thought that the beautiful Arty was dead and gone, but Susie had already asked Dharokh to clone Arty. Again the simple Ilisidork approached Arty but this time with a different proposal...

Will Toreadork be apprehended? Will Arty fall for Ilisidorks charms? Which bit of Ilisidork do you think he will lose next? To be continued..

Toreadork:- Ok so this is just a mini phase it was going to be part of my phase 11 but I have changed it now. so heres what happens before susies phase 10.

Phase 9.5

Ilisidor is horrified at the amount of shit everywhere the whole place was covered in it. Toreador had now recovered from the obvious laxatives he had drank and sworn who ever put it in his drink will pay the price (and no resurrections!!!). Because the place was covered in shit Toreador decided to have a clean up and as you can see there was shit everywhere...

Once the place was cleaned and everyone had recovered. Toreador and Ilisidor and the crab people went back inside the base to ready their attack.

PS. those are real shits i used, editing was not pleasant.

Susiemacro:-PHASE 11

At Queen Susie'e secret base miles away.... Susie has been studying the plans obtained by the special agent Celest, master of many disguises. It was obvious that if Susie wishes to defeat the evil Toreadork, she too is going to need to summon all her forces. Again she calls upon the help of Celest, summoning a hologram of Celest through a special portal she is able to pass on precise instructions.

In the Caerbannog Mountains many miles hence there lives a tribe of Killer rabbits. Previously Queen Susie had assisted the Rabbit people in battles and now the time has come for these debts to be repayed. Celest is instructed to proceed at great haste to The Rabbit Queen of Caerbannog to seek her assistance in the coming final battles.

Meanwhile love will find a way....

Ilisidor has managed to track down the silent but beautiful Arty to her home. One night he arrives dressed in his best bird pulling outfit and serenades Arty with love songs....

Will Ilisidor win the fair Arty? Will the Killer Rabbit people arrive to help? To be continued....

Toreadork:-Well after much time and planning, MACRO WARS continues! and this time it's ganna be more crabby, and smutty then before! And Dhar, please consult an adult before viewing as it contains some lady parts, thanks!

Phase 12:

After cleaning the backyard, Toreadork and the Crab people are planning their next moves. While watching the local news, they learn that Loopycop and the whole of the Azerothian police department (APD) have learnt of the war and that they are now wanted men/crabs. This does not matter to Toreadork, though extra care will need to be taken.

Suddenly Toreadork, is teleported instantly into world of warcraft heaven once again. But this time in God's private strip club:

(Un-Editted for taste, love dan x).

God is furious that the evil Susiemac-ro has not yet been destroyed. and warns of dark times ahead for all of Azeroth! He explains that Susiemac-ro now has some of the most evil and feared creatures on her side. The tribe of killer rabbits from Caerbannog Mountains! Toreador gasps in shock, and asks for God's aid once again. God grants Toreadork, some new powers, super speed, the ability to fly at super speed, and other special abilities similar to that of Superman.

God carries on to tell Toreadork, that the only way this war can be won, is if his horny cousin Ilisidork is dead. He is a distraction to you, a burden God said. "And even now he is at Arty's house trying to seduce her but it's too late she has removed his last remaining arm and is now about to remove his head.

Toreador is shocked and disagrees with God and leaves at once flying back into Azeroth's atmosphere to save Ilisidork:

Toreadork arrives and smashes through Arty's front door. Arty runs at Toreadork with a knife and Toreadork kicks her into an open furnace close by and closes the door. Sealing her fate for good! YES THATS RIGHT SHE'S DEAD, LIVE WITH IT!

Toreadork, bends down to find Ilisidork covered in blood, his remaining arm removed and his neck slightly sliced, but still holding on. Toreadork flies him back to the base as fast as possible and gets his expert team of specialist crab people to begin reconstructing his body.

After many hours pass, a crab person comes to Toreadork and tells him that it is done. They enter a room to find Ilisdork reconstructed on a metal bed. Toredork says just one thing, RISE! The bed slowly rises and the crab people begin to chant Dun dun dun der der CRAB der der CRAB! der deeeeeer CRAAAAAAB!

Ilsidork slowly approaches out of the dark and the smoke reborn and ready for battle:

Toreadork begins to laugh sinisterly!

With Loopycop and the APD closing in, and Susiemacro's army of evil rabbits growing, Who will live, and who will die? Surely the ending approaches?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON MACRO WARS!

Susiemacro:-Meanwhile at the APD headquarters, Loopycop was giving a press conference to update the public on his search for the evil Toreadork.

He advised the general public to keep alert and always approach Toreadork with great caution and he had one final warning for Toreadork, "You cannot escape the long hand of the law, you shall pay for your crimes". Around notice boards in Stormwind, police officers have been placing wanted posters.

Keep tuned for an update on Queen Susiemac-ro's battle plans and love will find a way.... Coming soon!

Phase 13 :

Back in her secret base Queen Susiemac-ro mourned the loss of her beloved, faithful Arty. Arty had been a loyal and faithful companion for many years, battles had been fought side by side in dreadful places like Karazhan, Naxramas and Ice Crown Citadel. There had been fun times when Susiemac-ro & Arty had drunk, danced, laughed and partied long into the night. There had been difficult times when alliances were disbanded and always the faithful Arty had remained true to Susiemac-ro and stayed close by her side, supporting her in whatever difficult task she must do. Irreplaceable, always cheerful, and now she is gone....

As tears drip down her face Queen Susie vows vengeance and swears that Arty’s death shall not be in vain. The evil Toreadork shall pay the price.

Toreadork worships to his fake God and his moral fibre decays as he slips down into a well of malice and sin. Susie decides to seek comfort from her religion too and visits the Right Reverend Bishop Zemyo at the Stormwind Cathedral. Once Bishop Zemyo hears of the deeds of Toreadork, he vows to assist Susie and make Toreadork suffer for his sins. Susie tells Bishop Zemyo that Scientist Dharokh, the double agent, has become aware that Toreadork has a weakness. He has over heard Toreadork’s nightmares, sometimes late at night Toreadork wakes up screaming, begging for someone to make the singing sunflowers stop singing in his head...

Bishop Zemyo then hatches a plan enlisting the help of Scientist Dharokh, they make up some batches of delicious, enticing, buttery waffles. But these are special waffles, laced with a transformation elixir that turns the eaters into singing sunflowers! Bishop Zemyo heads off to Toreadork’s base, disguised as a travelling chef he sells the waffles to the unsuspecting crab people.

When Toreadork returns from his wicked philandering’s with the ladies of ill repute, he is met by his worst nightmare, a crowd of singing sunflowers!

The terrified Toreadork runs off screaming, banging his head to try drown out the singing, he finally has to be sedated, restrained and locked up in a local mental hospital until his insanity can be cured!

Unaware of these happenings, the rebuilt Ilisidork is also consumed with grief at the loss of the beautiful Arty. He may have been rebuilt, but inside Ilisidork beats the heart of the lover still and his heart belongs to Arty. Surely someone as beautiful as Arty cannot be gone for good, just when Ilisidork has found the love of his life, she cannot be dead! An idea springs to his simple mind (a rare occurrence), the crab people managed to regenerate him, so maybe Dharokh the scientist could regenerate Arty? He immediately sets off to find Dharokh to beg for his assistance. Dharokh is moved by Ilisidork’s grief and using a lock of Arty’s hair that Ilisidork has been keeping, he sets about trying to clone Arty. Many hours pass whilst Ilisidork waits patiently, until finally....

Arty lives again! Arty is so happy to be alive and finally realises how much Ilisidork cares for her, so when Ilisidork proposes marriage, she gladly accepts! The immediately proceed to Bishop Zemyo and ask him to marry them. Although their leaders are bitter enemies, the happy pair are united in love and they elope to marry without letting anyone know.

Will Toreadork be released from the mental home? Will Ilisidork & Arty live happily ever after? Find out soon in Macrowars!!

Toreadork:-

Phase 14:

Far Away near Susiemacro's base. Susie meets her two most evil assassins Bayne and Jale. Bayne has a long history of annoying people with his train and used to take extra care in annoying Toreadork with it. Jale the queen of sunflowers also used to try and scare Toreadork with her evil sunflower because she knew he didn't like it

Susiemacro explains to them that Toreadork is in a mental home, and asks Bayne and Jale to go to his secret base and protect the double agent Dharokh while he steals all of Toreadorks plans.

Of course Bayne could not refuse a new train set and persuades Jale to do it. They both leave for Toreadorks secret base.

Toreadork sits in the dark mumbling the sunflower song while shadows of sunflowers approach him, he screams with fear!

Suddenly God (of warcraft) appears before Toreadork on the other side of the room:

God tells Toreadork that this is no way to be acting! There's a war to be won! and then begins severely bitch slapping the fear of sunflowers out of Toreadork.

After much time has passed Toreadork awakens, no longer in mental person clothes, and completely cured of his fear of Singing Sunflowers. he then smashes through the roof of the institute and flies to his secret base.

Upon arrival something does not seem right, suddenly Bayne and Jale jump in front of Toreadork.

Bayne places a train set on the floor and then begins shouting "choo choo!". He then runs towards Toreadork trying to hit him with a piece of the train set.

Toreadork, then pics both of them up and flies them to where they will die for their evil crimes. It was of course somewhere that Bayne would like. The Deeprun tram.

Just as Toreadork places them on the track, Bayne is mumbling something, Toreadork manages to hear some of it. "must protect, double agent, dhar" Toreadork is shocked and jumps aside as the tram approaches them!

Toreadork then flies back to the base and tells Dharokh that they were leaving as susiemacro knows where the base is. He then tells dharokh a code to put into the computer before they leave. little does Dhar know that this code would infact cause a volcano which the base was built on to erupt instantly, causing the base to implode while Dharokh was still in there. just as Dharokh enters the code the entire place go's up in flames killing Dharokh instantly.

Just as Toreadork runs out the door and flies away the floor begins to crack all around and Lava pours out everywhere!

Toreadork flies out of Azeroths atmosphere towards the only remaining crab people that are on board the Crab mothership.

While on the mothership, Toreadork summons Ilisidork and as they look over Azeroth they begin to plan what to do next.

The next day. The crimescene in The deeprun tram is discovered and Loopycop gives statements to the press assuring them that everything is under control. Even though he has no clue of how to stop this war!

DUN DUN DUN, CHOO CHOO!

Susiemacro:-Phase 15

Queen Susie wondered to herself, would the killing ever end? How many good people must die at the hands of the evil Toreadork? Sending out messengers she gathered the leaders of her allies. The Right Reverend Bishop Zemyo brought his riteous fury, the ferocious Rabbit Queen of Caerbannog and Singing sunflower leader arrived too and all were united in their need to end this war once and for all.

At the Azeroth Police Department Headquarters, Chief Police Loopycop was also looking for a final solution. Pondering the difficult situation he thought to himself, there is only one answer. There is only one woman who can bring in this fugitive. But would she come? Special Agent Reishka had been the hero of the APD, criminals had quaked at the sound of her name, but then in mysterious circumstances, she had disappeared overnight many years ago. If Loopycop could find her, then maybe she could be convinced to rid Azeroth of the evil Toreadork? Sources said that Reishka was now a hermit living in the highest mountains in The Hinterlands.

The next day Loopycop set off on his hunt for Reishka, speaking to locals as he went he followed the trail of Reishka.

Many days passed until finally Loopycop tracked Reishka to a cave high in the mountains....

But eventually, Reishka agreed to come out of retirement this one last time. Loopycop briefed Reishka on Toreadorks last known movements. Reishka decided that she would go to the strip club frequented by Tor , disguised as a stripper she would seek to gain his confidence. Like his cousin before, Toreadork is also a sucker for the ladies....

Falling straight into Reishka's trap, Toreadork was snared, police officers pounced and he was finally arrested and thrown into jail!

Loopycop later advised the public that the evil fugitive had been caught and now was safely behind bars, Azeroth was safe at last!

Joint:-Phase 16 - The Finale (at last)

In total silence, in meditation, Queen Susie Macro sat and stared deep into the flickering flame of the fire, aware of nothing but the coming and going of her own breath ...

Five long peaceful months since the evil Toreador had been jailed in Gilneas prison and peace had descended on Azeroth. Arty & Ilisidork happily married with two young babies and another on the way, life moved on slowly.

Yet... as she stared deep into the fire, flickering images seemed to emerge. Images of a time before this war when Susiemacro & Toreadork had stood side by side vanquishing evil foe together. And really without Toreadork to battle, there's only so much shopping for gear for transmogging a girl can do! Maybe there was still a chance... A plan formed in Queen Susie Macros mind and a decision was made, gathering her courage as she watched the flames die, she set off for Gilneas.

Outside the prison, she could see the cell where Toreadork was held secure. Quietly Susie began to chant, swirling light surrounding her slowly... then mustering all her powers, she let go her most powerful attack a thunderstorm erupted and the waves blew down the walls of Gilneas prison and Toreadork was free at last!

Quickly Toreadork rushed from his prison cell...

Joining Susie below he questioned her but there was no time for talk now, Loopycop and his men would soon be on their tail, so Susie & Toreadok fled the burning prison.

Many hours later they reached the safety of a distant Inn and Susie and Toreadork sat and drank and talked for many hours, until finally a truce was called and friendships renewed. Huzzaahh!

They partyed long into the night with many Safe Haven friends joining too. After the party as dawn rose, Susie , Toreadork & Ilisidork went outside in the snow and running round the two worgen, Susie cast her even more powerful secret attack, the Song from her Heart and surrounded them with a heart. Forever friends, so many memories that can never be forgotten, binds never broken, united at last...