“Baseball opinions are like assholes… everybody’s got one and most of them stink.” — Harry Caray

All-Star Ballot FAIL

The 2012 All-Star Ballot is already out, so just to be an asshole, I thought I’d vote for the most undeserving candidates possible. My favorite vote went to Marlon Byrd whose impressive stat line reads .085 AVG, 0 HR, and 2 RBI, but the kicker is that he’s still listed on the NL side of the ballot. Beyond that, just take a look at what sorry lineups we theoretically could be forced to watch this July 10 on FOX—what a joke.