You Can Totally Get a Free McDonald's Onesie Delivered Tomorrow Morning

In a country that has a National Day for pretty much everything, tomorrow, Wednesday, July 26, happens to be Global Delivery Day, or rather Global McDelivery Day, as McDonald's calls it. While these so-called national days are always just a big old ploy to draw attention to things humans can throw their money at, tomorrow you can at least have a chance to score some weird-ass freebies from the folks who brought you the previous weird-ass freebies known as the Frork and the S.T.R.A.W. That's right, McDonald's and UberEATS will team up to unload limited-edition gear from the McDelivery Collection to select Houston customers starting at 11 a.m.

What is the McDelivery Collection, you ask? Basically, it entails Big Mac-printed pillow cases, blankets and sleepwear — primarily, an adult-size ONESIE. There's also World Famous-branded sweats and slip-on sandals, so if you've ever wanted to look like a college freshman rolling into English Comp with Amaretto sour breath and a bad excuse for why, once again, your personal essay on The Summer I Did Telemarketing is late, this is your jam.

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