A woman is suing a pizza parlor where she used to work for sexual harassment, claiming the eatery essentially doubled as a brothel. Forgive my shock on this matter; I didn’t even know such a thing was possible.

Yankee fans heading to Stadium Pizza after ball games are treated to a smorgasbord of waitresses and bartenders moonlighting as prostitutes, according to a lawyer for former employee Olga Contreras, who is suing the restaurant’s owners for sexual harassment, said her lawyers, Matthew Blit and Amanda Gudis.

Contreras says she has spotted one worker frequently giving oral sex, and customers disappearing into the restroom with the staff.

Contreras, 29, says she was forced to clean up “numerous used condoms,” but never prostituted herself while working at the dive from 2005 to 2012.

I think this story line is what “Coyote Ugly” was aiming for but never achieved.

Now here’s my question: Is it well known that this is a brothel in addition to a pizza parlor, or do people stumble in there to eat food not knowing what is going on? And how exactly does it work? Is it some sort of speak easy deal where you say a code word to let the staff know you’re in on the deal? Do you order sex along with your pie from a secret menu a la In-N-Out Burger?

“Hello bartender, I’ll take a cheese pizza, animal style,” and then they take you to the bathroom?

Forget tanning salons, this is the type of joint Dwayne and Travis should have been dreaming about running after coming up on their millions.