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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

On the videotape, the robber made it sound like he was only doing this so he could avoid being kicked out of his house/apartment, but the article said he was a serial robber. Then again, maybe he only robs when he's out of money, and that happens a lot?

I don't know. My sympathy for someone who sounded desperate ebbed away once I found out he did this a lot. Besides, there are usually places where people can get help.

I guess that since the robber didn't encounter a gun-toting (legally or not) citizen in CHL-friendly, heavily-armed Florida during the course of his crime spree, he figured that the Lord was on his side...