News and Fun Facts from a world where Raptors and Humans Co-Exist

Outside of the clearly photoshopped text, this photo of a Raptor riding a shark, while holding dynamite and firing a submachine gun looks entirely legitimate to noraptor.com’s editorial staff. We welcome our readers to take a good look at the lifelike photo and add their thoughts to this discussion.

The Council of Raptors has pledged its support in the hypothetical, but clearly impending zombie apocalypse. A faction of raptors oppose the decision because zombies seem like they’d have a terrible aftertaste. Human opposition to this alliance argue that raptors who bite zombies may turn into zombie raptors. If zombie raptors become a thing, we may have to rely on our equally inevitable robot overlords to save us all.

Electronic musician and raptor, Raptor Attack posted some sweet tracks at his SoundCloud account. Raptor Attack also goes by the pseudonym, Adam Brockmeier. He hails from Pensecola, known for its raptor communities, and was classically trained in piano. Insert tiny dinosaur arms joke here.