WTF? No love for Mountain of Madness?
Who can prevent forest fires?
You chose "You", referring to me. The correct answer is "You".

If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race always be to the swift, or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts "God" gave them? Well I say, "Cheating is the gift man gives himself."
Mr Burns, I insist that we cheat.

Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Yes, well, I'm older than you… You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.
No, sir, I am not.

Marge on the Lam
"Homer, this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to saw your arms off."

"They'll grow back, right?"

"As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez."
"At the risk of editorialising, these women are guilty and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise their behavior could incite other women, leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. It's in Revelations, people!"