Kanye Tells Kris Jenner To Go Fuck Herself…Politely

Kris Jenner is a soul sucking creature from the depths of hell, who also happens to be responsible for the Kardashian Empire. An empire completely based off the fact that one of her daughters got railed by the D list brother of a C list pop singer. So it’s not entirely shocking that she wants to destroy Kanye West entire career by becoming his manager.

Kris has wanted to manage someone of Kanye’s stature and talent for a very long time. She feels that it could open even bigger doors for her career, and she is always looking to expand her client base. Kris has told Kanye that she would love to be his manager — even though he has a team in place.”

She said she would be willing to start out representing him in new endorsements and his personal life as it pertains to the reality shows…..Kris reps Khloe’s hubby, Lamar Odom in non-basketball matters. Kanye politely declined though as he is extremely happy with his current manager, agent, etc. Kris took it well, but she will definitely approach Kanye again if she sees an opening.

You’d think a client list filled with Kim, Kourtney, and the duel power forwards Khloe and Lamar would be enough to entice anyone, let alone an A list rapper worth hundreds of millions with a much more successful team in place. So even though Kanye is an arrogant attention whoring asshole who would fit perfectly into the Kardashian clan, I still respect the hell out of him for turning Jenner away. It says he did it politely but in my mind he beat her like Carlos Mencia in the gay fish episode of South Park.