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Re: The Boring Thread

Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Where is not as important as why?

So somebody please tell me, Why is the roof?

It is a sad a beautiful world.

Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:

Re: The Boring Thread

Originally Posted by Hobson

Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:

Q: Why is the roof?
A: Because.

Okay then. You can't use because to answer the question "How many is the roof?".

Q: How many is the roof?
A: 17.

Because of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle it is not possible to exactly answer where is the roof and how fast is the roof simultaneously.

Because of all the uncertainty I don't think because is a good answer. Maybe might be a good answer but not because because not not because was!!

Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

Re: The Boring Thread

quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??

you would want to use a toothpaste mixture , with some shoepolish, for better results

- Sreehari"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."" Everybody is sent to Earth on a purpose. I am so Lagging behind that i won't die." – Calvin

Re: The Boring Thread

Originally Posted by sreehari

you would want to use a toothpaste mixture , with some shoepolish, for better results

Shoepolish? strange word... I am Polish and I know lotta Polish, and neither me nor any of them are shoes... Also, contrary to some popular opinions we do not mix ourselves with toothpaste, unless its manufacturing process is based on usage of large amounts of booze.

Originally Posted by Skoons

Yeah, but once I have relations with girl who knows quantum physics (she study it in University)

Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?

Re: The Boring Thread

Originally Posted by Hobson

Shoepolish? strange word... I am Polish and I know lotta Polish, and neither me nor any of them are shoes... Also, contrary to some popular opinions we do not mix ourselves with toothpaste, unless its manufacturing process is based on usage of large amounts of booze.

you got the whole this wrong, its actually that the polish is derived as a byproduct in the manufacturing of booze :eeh: which is later inturn mixed with shoes to make it harder and softer at the same time.

Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?[/QUOTE]
it is related to John darwins " survial of the fittest theory rite ?

- Sreehari"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."" Everybody is sent to Earth on a purpose. I am so Lagging behind that i won't die." – Calvin

Re: The Boring Thread

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

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