Details from My (Handheld) Device

I don’t know why I have this strange narcissistic idea that you might want to see the contents of my Blackberry from the last seven days but in any case, here I find myself, sharing with you, the contents of my Blackberry from the last seven days. I will take no offense should you glance over at the arm candy below and opt to close the browser. If you don’t, however, there is a suede vagina at the bottom of the page begging for your official TTLLV approval.

In the first photo I bring you, StyledOn’s Emily Kropp and me stealing literal arm candy in the form of edible necklace fromRachel Antonoff’s kick ass fashion week presentation that took place at La Guardia highschool. There was an actual school dance involved, true story. A job very well done by Rachel and Lady Frakes.

While in cab I looked over and saw my little Cuban lovers in the night shaking their maracas at me. I smiled and shook my maracas back at them. It was a special moment. Keeping flats in bag is just like having a spare tire hang out in your trunk. In my case however, this shit is ten fold more festive.

The Lake & Stars presentation last Friday was one of my very favorites if only because the lingerie brought forward maintained a very high degree of sexytown while still venturing into the wild world of avant-garde. You read that, you heard that, you see that right. Sexy and avant-garde. A break-through indeed.

Also from Lake & Stars, a member of the Cat Fish cast played security at the presentation at Pier 59. He tossed in his proper name to play “Hugh Jass.” Not a bad trade in.

In preparation for a Valentino x Elle x Blogger digital campaign that was shot yesterday, I’m endorsing baby heels. I tumbl’d this, I’ll blogspot it too: My drinks and kitten heels have one thing in common and that is, both better spiked. I rarely say no to anything studded. But because the shoes may be overtly ladylike, on this day, I wore severe drop crotch to stay true to my aesthetic.

Let’s also donate a moment to this Valentino lace jacket with leather lapels. It’s not mine for keeps…but swoony baloony! Hubba, hubba. (The drop crotch pants flee from Zara. They’ve never failed me.)

Geri Hirsch of Because I’m Addicted, Brad Goreski clad in leopard print Givenchy and yours truly talk bow ties, birth control glasses and the multitude of ways I can properly unleash the West Coast Repeller resting dormant within me at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Force culmination event.What’s more important than that though, is that I’m wearing several suede labial folds around the collar of my neck. Things that look like vaginas, indeed. A special thanks to Tibi for facilitation.

You are hilarious! love that lace coat. I might jump you for it if I see you wearing it on the street. Yes, that is a threat. Although, according to my father, I'm all show and no go. Which is good for you.

adore the suede labial collar~ very chic and that Valentino blazer…wowsaaaaa!And those photos of the open toe shoes w/ socks has inspired me to finally try out this look! time to buy fun socks now~ YAYYY, man-repelling 1, man-hunt 0

http://huntgatherfashion.com/ Sarah

I am calling out leather contrasts as a new epic DIY! leather lapels, leather elbow patches, leather pockets! And now Valentino and the lace and leather? Didn't britney sing a song about that? Don't judge.

http://www.chicagostreetstyle.com/ Amy Creyer

So glad you used my photo from Brad's Fashion Force party! It was so great meeting you and I can't wait to take a REAL street style photo of you next time I come to New York (which is going to be sooner rather than later)

Anonymous

ManRepeller!!Your bag is super pretty, what bag is that? I've been looking for a bag in that style for ages!!!Nice arm candy btw

http://www.blogger.com/profile/11824440493038509210 Vfriedrich

Hahaha. Brad in the leopard. I die over him. Love the photos. XO Valerie

GOOD sandalling and socking. Sandal and socking? Sandalery and sockery. Whatevs. Whichever way, the leopard print with diamond Pringle-esque pattern blows my tiny mind and makes me want to run to my room and put on my pink unicorn shoes with, what would appear to be, a completely unsuitable shoe. Just do it, uh-huh.

Also–how cool that there was a fashion show at La Guardia. That's my old H.S.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/14626000836151819095 Pink_Diamond

wooow this jacket is gorgeous….:)

http://www.blogger.com/profile/05377402921154231483 Chelsea

hi, where is your watch from in the first picture? It's stunning!

http://www.fashionslap.me kate

You and vaginas….ahhh boys must love you maybe not for your fashion sense, but at least for your humor. Ha I swear I saw Brad in a coffee shop on Santa Monica Blvd before I think him and a dozen other reality gay men live there. That coffee shop had me turning my head a few times thinking whoa was that???? Yeah Santa Monica Blvd the place to be in LA.