MOTOACTV GPS/MP3 Sports Watch Bundle

RUNNER MADNESS!

Foreword:

The product description you are about to witness may startle you.

It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new menace which is destroying happily un-fit Americans in alarmingly increasing numbers. RUNNER'S HIGH is that menace -- a violent narcotic -- an unspeakable scourge.

And the Motorola 89565N MOTOACTV 8GB GPS Fitness Tracker Watch with Smart MP3 Player is the real public enemy number one!

Its first effect is sudden, violent, uncontrollable euphoria; then come dangerous feelings of a job well done -- its users track their progress on the built-in GPS…heart rate information comes next, conjuring up monstrous extravagances of fitness goals achieved -- followed by sharing on Facebook, the total inability to direct thoughts toward anything but running…leading finally to shocking physical acts -- often leading to incurable running addiction.

In picturing the MOTOACTV bundle's soul-destroying effects, no attempt was made by Woot to equivocate. The headphones, heart rate monitor chest strap, and sports watch strap are based on research into the results of running addiction. If their stark reality will make you THINK ABOUT STAYING SEDENTARY, will make you aware that something MUST BE DONE to avoid experiencing runner's high at all costs, then this writeup will not have failed in its purpose.

Because the dread runners high may be reaching forth next for your lazy friends…or yours…or YOURS.

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