I don't think you guys were ready for what I was about to do....I don't even think I was ready....yea no I winged it, pure brains here...decided to take my love of offense to the extreme!!!! check it out....

5. Grady Sizemore - desperately wanted one of reyes, hanram, pujols, wright....hate drafting OF early....tough saying no to braun but can't deny 30/30 +20. Ian Kinsler - more 5-toolness....more offense...INFIELD!!!29. Brian Roberts - longoria gone, phillips gone, crap!! i guess i'll go steals!!44. Alex Rios - Aramis/Adrian/Alexei/Arod/Davis/Morneau/Youk Crap!!! another 5 tool OF - Hometown FAV GO JAYS!!!!53. Jason Bay - Votto went 47?!!?!??!? how is Bay still available!?!?!?!?!??? GO CANADA68. Carlos Pena - Crap I need jacks...crap there's no decent 1Bs left....panick panick panick....must...draft...pena...before next pick.....please hit over .250 sir.77. Stephen Drew - someone reached on Atkins??? I made that mistake last season....Hardy? Drew? wait on Peralta? I like Peralta? how long should I wait?!?!? hmmmm Drew's solid for me in MLB 09 THE SHOW!!! YUP, DREW!!!!92. V-Mart - Expecting big comeback, big on position scarcity....this late it's a steal.....it better be a steal....101. Aubrey Huff - crap there goes Zimm.....I want jacks...I don't like Huff, last year was a fluke, i hate Aubrey Huff....why did I actually draft Aubrey Huff?!?!?!? it better not have been a fluke man, you better feel like you're still 27116. Chone Figgins - hmmm i need a CI....Figgins is healthy....for now....could hit 50 steals this year....I'm gonna RUN BATTING....yup its late enough for you.125. Vernon Wells - Cruz is gone?!!?!??! WTF?!?!?! I wanted you in round 14 or 15!!!! even though i took you 117th on Yahoo....Milledge? VDUB? potential? hometown fav? wait i hate wells, stop getting injured!!!! wait wells was a stud....then he signed that big contract....damn jays....maybe the contract hangover is over? yea maybe it is!!! he hits 4th! he'll beat milledge on counting stats!!! maybe he'll go 30/15!!!...crap why did i just talk myself into that pick he'll be lucky to go 25/10.140. Jayson Werth - hmmmm hitters park....playing FT....sucked on the Jays....24/20 in 420 ABs though!!! another 5 tool gem? gimme a better avg werth.149. Jim Thome - hmmmmm i look amazing in steals....might need some jacks....man crush on thome last year....didn't need him in that league this year....should get lowe to anchor my pitching staff.....but i like Ks, he's Lowe in that department....I should wait on Thome....or like Jacobs later....don't like Zambrano or Dempster (play for Canada you a** hole!!!) either.....I can get Lilly next round....yea i liked him last year...he'll anchor my staff......crap I just drafted Thome pretty damn early!164. Ervin Santana - Crap Lilly's gone!!!! Danks? no....Garza? AL East.....hmmmm can wait on any other pitcher....may as well take the risk....ACE!!! please get healthy!!!173. Brett Myers - wanted Harang...169th!!! bounce back!!!! crap hitters park in NLE....bench at home? check the splits later.188. Frank Francisco - crap there's not many closers left, why didn't Qualls fall to me!!....hmmmm Ks make me hard!!!197. Mike Gonzalez - Carpenter gone already? crap i totally forgot about Gregg! why didn't I prepare for this thing!!! damn girlfriend!!! Gonzo helped me so much last year....go braves?212. Brandon Lyon - Motte's gone too? crap who's left?!?!?! hmmmm he was solid for me last year....then i traded him...then i think he sucked....i'm a genius...lets do it again....don't like Lindstrom/Percival/Colorado/Baltimore....yet I like Detroit???221. Wandy Rodriguez - Wandy!!!236. Bronson Arroyo - why did you draft Parra!!!! give me Parra!!!! holy crap there's no good pitching at all!! why did I punt pitching!!!! 245. Kenshin Kawakami - crap I forgot about Ziegler!!!! and Malholm!!!!!! may as well stock up on fliers I'm gunnin for in other leagues260. Dan Wheeler - crap I forgot about Arrendondo!! I like him!!! Percival's goin down in 3 weeks!!! I have Wheeler in another league!!! lets keep putting all our eggs in one basket!!!!269. Chris Volstad - Crap coulda taken Corpas over Wheeler!!!! I own him too, idiot!!! and ZimmermanN!!! who's left? crap i dunno284. Kelvim Escobar - crap i forgot about Sean Marshall!!!! I like him too!!!293. Anthony Reyes - he went 204th in my 14 team league....then the guy said, he was good last year right?....idiot....may as well take some upside here....

immediately following draft.....WTF I forgot about Downs....so did everyone else??? man I read that article in The Star like yesterday....and i'm not even high!!!!! damn draft adrenaline!!!! everyone's on waivers!!!! WTF!!!! damn standard league!!!! should I do it??? yup!!!! Drop Reyes ...woa Tommy Hanson didn't get drafted!?!?!? next waiver claim, Drop Volstad!! hmmm I think I like Shairon Martis, read some stuff on him on some site i really like....Drop Arroyo......stayed up till 3:45 waiting to see if I got everyone....damn ESPN said it would be done around 3!!!!!wake up this morning to find all my Waivers went through...at 430am....sweet....ESPN lied to me though.....WTF Rodney is closing?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?? crap now I gotta go and add Rodney to my team...why did I draft Lyon....may as well add Zumaya n throw him on the DL too.....damn Leyland....damn Lyon....damn Ziegler, shoulda taken you.....damn Devine......drop Martis....not Shy-ron!!!! haven't heard anyone say his name yet, so I choose to pronounce it this way....anyone remember Dy-lon from that PDiddy show.....who are the top 5 pitchers of all time - Shy-ron, Shy-ron, Shy-ron, Shy-ron, Shy-ron!!!!! I shoulda dropped Escobar.....but I love the Jays!!!! Present Past and Future!!! GO JAYS!!!

that ends my long ramble on my team....or does it....wow i just wasted like 30 minutes doing this....and i type fast too

here's the final result that is the winning team in the Neologasm Division - I don't even know what that means...

I meant to post this in the Neologasm Division thread...wups....if you guys are interested I plugged in everyone's starting rosters into FP911s (can I say that on here?) projections...the roto standings for Hitting looks like this....

Cookie's Monsters wrote:I don't think you guys were ready for what I was about to do....I don't even think I was ready....yea no I winged it, pure brains here...decided to take my love of offense to the extreme!!!! check it out....

5. Grady Sizemore - desperately wanted one of reyes, hanram, pujols, wright....hate drafting OF early....tough saying no to braun but can't deny 30/30 +20. Ian Kinsler - more 5-toolness....more offense...INFIELD!!!29. Brian Roberts - longoria gone, phillips gone, crap!! i guess i'll go steals!!44. Alex Rios - Aramis/Adrian/Alexei/Arod/Davis/Morneau/Youk Crap!!! another 5 tool OF - Hometown FAV GO JAYS!!!!53. Jason Bay - Votto went 47?!!?!??!? how is Bay still available!?!?!?!?!??? GO CANADA68. Carlos Pena - Crap I need jacks...crap there's no decent 1Bs left....panick panick panick....must...draft...pena...before next pick.....please hit over .250 sir.77. Stephen Drew - someone reached on Atkins??? I made that mistake last season....Hardy? Drew? wait on Peralta? I like Peralta? how long should I wait?!?!? hmmmm Drew's solid for me in MLB 09 THE SHOW!!! YUP, DREW!!!!92. V-Mart - Expecting big comeback, big on position scarcity....this late it's a steal.....it better be a steal....101. Aubrey Huff - crap there goes Zimm.....I want jacks...I don't like Huff, last year was a fluke, i hate Aubrey Huff....why did I actually draft Aubrey Huff?!?!?!? it better not have been a fluke man, you better feel like you're still 27116. Chone Figgins - hmmm i need a CI....Figgins is healthy....for now....could hit 50 steals this year....I'm gonna RUN BATTING....yup its late enough for you.125. Vernon Wells - Cruz is gone?!!?!??! WTF?!?!?! I wanted you in round 14 or 15!!!! even though i took you 117th on Yahoo....Milledge? VDUB? potential? hometown fav? wait i hate wells, stop getting injured!!!! wait wells was a stud....then he signed that big contract....damn jays....maybe the contract hangover is over? yea maybe it is!!! he hits 4th! he'll beat milledge on counting stats!!! maybe he'll go 30/15!!!...crap why did i just talk myself into that pick he'll be lucky to go 25/10.140. Jayson Werth - hmmmm hitters park....playing FT....sucked on the Jays....24/20 in 420 ABs though!!! another 5 tool gem? gimme a better avg werth.149. Jim Thome - hmmmmm i look amazing in steals....might need some jacks....man crush on thome last year....didn't need him in that league this year....should get lowe to anchor my pitching staff.....but i like Ks, he's Lowe in that department....I should wait on Thome....or like Jacobs later....don't like Zambrano or Dempster (play for Canada you a** hole!!!) either.....I can get Lilly next round....yea i liked him last year...he'll anchor my staff......crap I just drafted Thome pretty damn early!164. Ervin Santana - Crap Lilly's gone!!!! Danks? no....Garza? AL East.....hmmmm can wait on any other pitcher....may as well take the risk....ACE!!! please get healthy!!!173. Brett Myers - wanted Harang...169th!!! bounce back!!!! crap hitters park in NLE....bench at home? check the splits later.188. Frank Francisco - crap there's not many closers left, why didn't Qualls fall to me!!....hmmmm Ks make me hard!!!197. Mike Gonzalez - Carpenter gone already? crap i totally forgot about Gregg! why didn't I prepare for this thing!!! damn girlfriend!!! Gonzo helped me so much last year....go braves?212. Brandon Lyon - Motte's gone too? crap who's left?!?!?! hmmmm he was solid for me last year....then i traded him...then i think he sucked....i'm a genius...lets do it again....don't like Lindstrom/Percival/Colorado/Baltimore....yet I like Detroit???221. Wandy Rodriguez - Wandy!!!236. Bronson Arroyo - why did you draft Parra!!!! give me Parra!!!! holy crap there's no good pitching at all!! why did I punt pitching!!!! 245. Kenshin Kawakami - crap I forgot about Ziegler!!!! and Malholm!!!!!! may as well stock up on fliers I'm gunnin for in other leagues260. Dan Wheeler - crap I forgot about Arrendondo!! I like him!!! Percival's goin down in 3 weeks!!! I have Wheeler in another league!!! lets keep putting all our eggs in one basket!!!!269. Chris Volstad - Crap coulda taken Corpas over Wheeler!!!! I own him too, idiot!!! and ZimmermanN!!! who's left? crap i dunno284. Kelvim Escobar - crap i forgot about Sean Marshall!!!! I like him too!!!293. Anthony Reyes - he went 204th in my 14 team league....then the guy said, he was good last year right?....idiot....may as well take some upside here....

immediately following draft.....WTF I forgot about Downs....so did everyone else??? man I read that article in The Star like yesterday....and i'm not even high!!!!! damn draft adrenaline!!!! everyone's on waivers!!!! WTF!!!! damn standard league!!!! should I do it??? yup!!!! Drop Reyes ...woa Tommy Hanson didn't get drafted!?!?!? next waiver claim, Drop Volstad!! hmmm I think I like Shairon Martis, read some stuff on him on some site i really like....Drop Arroyo......stayed up till 3:45 waiting to see if I got everyone....damn ESPN said it would be done around 3!!!!!wake up this morning to find all my Waivers went through...at 430am....sweet....ESPN lied to me though.....WTF Rodney is closing?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?? crap now I gotta go and add Rodney to my team...why did I draft Lyon....may as well add Zumaya n throw him on the DL too.....damn Leyland....damn Lyon....damn Ziegler, shoulda taken you.....damn Devine......drop Martis....not Shy-ron!!!! haven't heard anyone say his name yet, so I choose to pronounce it this way....anyone remember Dy-lon from that PDiddy show.....who are the top 5 pitchers of all time - Shy-ron, Shy-ron, Shy-ron, Shy-ron, Shy-ron!!!!! I shoulda dropped Escobar.....but I love the Jays!!!! Present Past and Future!!! GO JAYS!!!

that ends my long ramble on my team....or does it....wow i just wasted like 30 minutes doing this....and i type fast too

here's the final result that is the winning team in the Neologasm Division - I don't even know what that means...

Many wasted roster spots on pitchers....but I could dominate Saves!!! and my Hitting is stacked!!!!

Wow, that's a Hall of Fame post right there. Very funny. Almost as funny as your pitching staff... Oh snap! Nah, I'm playin'. Actually, I'm not. Your pitching is pretty bad. Looks like a 18 team league pitching staff. You better work some magic.

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.Is your league H2H? Roto?I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.