My blood sugar is 25. 25 what I don't know, but the healthy level is 5.

My blood pressure is 85/108. 85 what over 108 what I've no idea, but like the rent, it's too damn high.

Other results from my medical exam last week should be coming through soon, but I'm detecting a pattern. Namely, that I could drop dead at any time, and there's a reason I've been feeling like crap all year.

I'm writing this in the 1 or 2 hour window of each day when I can think straight, don't have thudding headaches and don't feel like climbing back into bed.

You know what's really annoying? I didn't get to have messed up health by taking drugs, partying all night, having vast amounts of anonymous sex and enjoying every nerve ending my body's got to offer. No, I just ate too many chocolate biscuits and didn't join a gym. That, and just being alive long enough to turn 40.