No wonder the “Jersey Shore” stars are heading back to Seaside Heights — they can’t get into any of Miami’s hot clubs with their MTV cameras. “No one wants them to tape here. They went to the W Hotel the other night and got rejected,” said one club source. “They were also refused by the Delano, Shore Club and the Mondrian.”

An MTV spokeswoman announced last week that the cast would be heading back to Seaside Heights in a few weeks. Miami locals are breathing a sigh of relief. One said, “Mike Sorrentino and ‘Pauly D’ DelVecchio pulled up in a black Escalade with New York plates at 9:30 Thursday morning blasting house music and parking in a 30-minute loading space in front of David’s Cafe, off Lincoln Road, as dozens of locals were standing in line for their morning coffees . . . prompting them to roll their eyes and whisper to each other, ‘When do they leave?’ ”