Can't Afford Coachella? Come to Roachella Instead!

Around this time of year there's always a ton of hubub about Coachella. Are you going? Are you going? Which party you going to? Oh yes, The Strokes are playing with Kanye West and Kings of Leon. DROP EVERYTHING.
But tickets to Coachella cost $600.00. That's rent dude. So I've designed a festival for those of us who don't want to spend a bajillion dollars to sit in traffic and dust in Palm Dessert.
Welcome to Roachella! Its the kind of party you won't forget!