I just want to wish everyone a Happy New Years. I know 2010 has been tough on many of you, but let’s hope things get better in 2011. Anyway, here is super exotic model Irina Shayk in some tasty lingerie to bring an end to a decade. All the best!

I don’t remember LeAnn Rimes being so chestacular! I don’t know if those are real or store bought but they’re awsome. Not to mention, the rest of her body is A1! Her face, well that’s a different story but with the glasses and hat on who’s really paying attention?

Well, it’s that time of year again where we go out, get hammered and wake up next to some chick who just peed in the bed next to you. OK, that just happened to me once but it was a New Years I’ll never forget. Anyway here is my favorite Playmate counting down her favorite moments. Enjoy.

Since Victoria Justice is under the age of 18 and I don’t want to be considered a creepy old man and say something that will get me arrested, I’ll just point out that her tongue looks very healthy. No signs of cracking or discoloration. Good job! Call me in 2 months when you turn 18.

I guess Kim Kardashian is trying to get some street cred for her upcoming album and has gotten all “Jenny from the Block” on us. I’m not buying it at all. This is the worst I’ve ever seen her and it’s probably the first time I rather see her fat ass than her face. Anyway, on a positive note, at least it looks like she is coming from the gym.

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Jessica Alba is in Cabo and if the weather gets better, chances are we will be seeing her in a bikini real soon. The bad news is that she is getting that sweet ass cupped by what’s his name and not me.

Motherhood hasn’t been to kind to Salma Hayek‘s booty. On the bright side, with a big booty comes big tatas and Salma’s are looking damn fine. Anyway, here she is enjoying the day at the beach with her little body destroyer.

I’ve never heard of French TV host Laurie Cholewa but here she is showing off her tight little body in a bikini. I can’t tell if she is pretty or not, but either way I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. That is unless she covers those crackers with pate de fois gras.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan outtakes for a photoshoot she did for Elle Magazine. I don’t know if these have been posted before but I don’t care, it’s the holidays and Lindsay Lohan gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my pants. Enjoy.