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Favorite Vacation Funny Quotes

1. "My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him."Author: Bam Margera

2. "It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai."Author: Criss Angel

3. "I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me."Author: Greg Kinnear

4. "Me in bed—with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight"Author: James Patterson

5. "How funny we are, I thought, the way we dance about each other, each afraid of being hurt by the other."Author: Judith Merkle Riley

6. "You're just a young kid. What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible, why… bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver. What are ya doin' here, for Christ's sake? What's funny about that? Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothin' but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and then you haven't got the guts just to walk out!"Author: Ken Kesey

7. "Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things.""But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals."Author: Lemony Snicket

8. "Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else."Author: Lloyd Kaufman

9. "What's that? You've never heard of the freshman thirty-five? That's funny, because neither had my parents, who welcomed me home on spring vacation with mild horror. I was a vaguely familiar food monster who had eaten their daughter."Author: Mindy Kaling

10. "He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins."Author: Paula McLain

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Today's Quote

By what judgment am I judged? What is the accusation against me? Am I to be accused of my own betrayal? Am I to blame because you are my enemies? Yours is the responsibility, the knowledge, the power. I trusted you, you played with me as a cat plays with a mouse, and now you accuse me. I had no weapon against you, not realizing that there was need for weapons until too late. This is your place; you are at home here. I came as a stranger, alone, without a gun in my hand, bringing only a present that I wanted to give you. Am I to blame because the gift was unwelcome? Am I accused of the untranslated indictment against myself? Is it my fault that a charge has been laid against me in a different language? Is my offense that I stood too long on your threshold, holding a present that was unsuitable? Am I accused because you, wanting a victim and not a friend, threw away the only thing which I had to give?" Author: Anna Kavan