Monday, March 17, 2008

If you go to Jess Wundrun's blog, she has a delightful history of the three saints that American's are celebrating today, but she fails to point out the most important event that happens on St. Patrick's Day...

Late at night on St. Patrick's Day, the Irish Pork Fairy visits all of the good Catholic boys and girls! If you cover yourself in horseradish before you go to bed, and put a full plate of corned beef and cabbage under your pillow, in the morning the Irish Pork Fairy will grant you three wishes!

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.