Now before you get all excited, I am NOT going to offer this video to all the world. There are a lot of people on the lookout for this clip. Legal people. People who could sue the pants off of me and anyone else who has it in their possession. And being that I value my pants (among other things), I am not going to get myself (or anyone else, for that matter) into that kind of trouble.

But let me tell you, it was eye-opening.

And mouth-opening, if you know what I mean.

The video features Colin, sans hair (on his head), in flagrante delicto with his girlfriend at the time, former Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain It’s graphic It’s nasty It’s hot.