Hulk Hogan Sex Tape: Conspiracy Theories

Hulk Hogan is threatening to sue over release of a sex tape showing him with his friend’s wife Heather Clem…but I’m the one feeling emotional distress after seeing him without his do-rag. So was this a privacy invasion or publicity stunt? Maybe I’m cynical, but since bloggers are calling him ‘well-hung’ I expect a deal to be announced soon. Clearly he didn’t read my advice: He would know how to erase porn from a hard-drive and not end up with a blurry video that is lit like a sonogram. Next time!