Where do we start with this bad boy? And when we say “bad” we mean bad. It seems Kyle here is in love with himself and wants to share it with the entire world, in perhaps a vain attempt that the world will, in return, love Kyle as much as Kyle loves Kyle. Let’s say you’re one of Kyle’s buddies and you happen to be a male. How do you respond to such a picture? “Hey Kyle it was cool seeing you at the mall this afternoon…I guess. Nice pic, bro!” Or maybe you’re one of Kyle’s female friends. “What’s up Kyle? Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday…I guess. I sorta, kinda maybe like your photo there. C ya!” How can one not lose every friend they have by posting a nude photograph of themselves for all to see? What makes Kyle today’s Lamester is by far the fact the he decided to go with the always artistic “black and white.” No Kyle, your body’s not a work of art. Keep your shirt on. Please.

Those of you who may not interact with others on a regular basis may be surprised to find that the flaccid state of the penis is not indicative of the overall size of the aroused member. In laymans terms you may refer to this by such precocious labels as “shower” and “grower.” In this example, Kyle may appear to be of small stature with no physical stimulation; but as he is turned on by whatever fancy catches his eye, there is an 77% chance that his erect penis will grow enough to fall within the range of 90% of males on the planet.