MODERN DAY BIKER
I¿m a modern day biker, got a scooter to prove it,
Got ink on my arm, took 5 minutes to choose it.
My putt she¿s a beauty 40 grand worth of chrome,
I'd never rode when I bought her, so I trailered her home.
I bought her on credit, accessories up the wazoo,
Bought some worn chaps and a leather jacket on HD credit too.
I got me some apes, about 3 feet tall
They¿re way over my head, can¿t reach them at all.
Big carb and big cam, big tire to boot,
But I pray she don¿t break cuz I can¿t fix my own scoot.
Couple falls, couple crashes, another 5 grand in fix¿n,
Now I got my permit just can¿t take my little vixen.
The vixen she's a hottie, she¿ll be 18 in June,
She loves all the chrome and now gives me the poon.
I wear a bandana, all folded and pressed,
No helmet for me, I ride to impress.
I got me an attitude, I¿m the baddest in town,
But I check it at the door when real patchers are around.
I bought a big knife but I leave it at home,
I wore it out once but it got in the way of my phone.
I call my friends ¿bro¿ now, they got new scooters too,
We think we need an oil change, just no sure how to.
I watch Pauly and Cody and Vinny and Senior,
But I love Mikey the most, he¿s the freaking ring leader.
And don¿t forget Jessie and his West Coast Choppers,
Building every bikers dream, 50 thousand dollar bar hoppers.
I won¿t ride to Sturgis, man that¿s way too far,
I¿ll just load up the trailer and tow with the car.
I¿ll stay in a motel, five stars there¿s no doubt,
One with great food and where credit has clout.
I will trailer near town then jump in with some scooters
1200 miles to drool at some girl with fake hooters.
I might get my ear pierced or another tattoo
Of skulls or of dagger or maybe F**k U.
If the vixen don¿t like it and thinks I¿m a dope
No problems here, it¿ll wash off with soap.
Sleep on the ground! You¿re kidding me right?
Next thing you¿ll want me to do is stay up n party all night.
I¿ll buy me a patch that says ¿I RODE MINE THERE¿,
Who the hells gonna know, it¿s a lie but who cares.
Ride to live, live to ride, I got riden in my veins,
Except when it¿s too hot or too cold or windy or it rains.
Yea, I¿m a modern day biker, you got something to say?
Send me an email, I¿ll reply someday.

Ok...its the 20th and Im gonna hijack this thread and i will do it everywhere I go until you all get off yer arsses and go to Merry Christmas to our Solidiers!!! I'm not letting that thread die our boys are reading it and ya'll are piassin me off!! They deserve pics and anything that will make them smile all year long but at the very least until Christmas!!!! Im gonna start stalkin the threads if I have ta!!

sweetpeasoup write: Back off MissKandykane.. er.. whatever yer name is lol... I saw him first!!

Yeah, yeah, I know I aint postin. But hey (I don't remember them taken the real ones away?) but okay...My b@oobs are fake and not really booobs, so maybe my post is fake and so I'm not really postin?? LMAO

Wow!! A man with depth. I am impressed!! Just had to tell ya. I'm not sure it counts though cause you needed drugs to be enlightened...j/k

well we could fight for him...he'd like that .lmao.Wanna jello wrestle for him?

Back off MissKandykane.. er.. whatever yer name is lol... I saw him first!!

Yeah, yeah, I know I aint postin. But hey (I don't remember them taken the real ones away?) but okay...My b@oobs are fake and not really booobs, so maybe my post is fake and so I'm not really postin?? LMAO

Wow!! A man with depth. I am impressed!! Just had to tell ya. I'm not sure it counts though cause you needed drugs to be enlightened...j/k

Ok.. I just put on my armour for the haters that'll be comin to get me...LOL

Tell ya what. The haters come to get you, send em in my direction. I'll take care of your light work. : )
It is my belief that whatever it takes to make you feel good about yourself is what you should do.
So all I can say is "good for you, Rebbca!"
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