No Satan, she is allowed to suck me and swallow my (...) spit!, and stop humping that tree

Adam

[Oct 25, 2005 at 01:06 AM]

On no! God saw my weiner!

Leti

[Dec 10, 2005 at 07:20 PM]

tHE GARDEN OF EATEN

meow

[Dec 26, 2005 at 04:12 AM]

oh, snake give us more fruit so we can get hornier, keep away from that tree you both are banned from this garden until God decide what to do with you two naughty kittens.

torogi

[Jan 06, 2006 at 09:03 PM]

an evedence that blow job was practiced by adam and eve and not a surprise its nice...

Servant of Jesus

[Jan 24, 2006 at 10:45 AM]

repent ye sinners! Because God died for you. And if you dont believe that, you are going to hell forever!

Tempest

[Jan 25, 2006 at 11:39 PM]

Adam: "Hey Satan! Pull my finger!"

owld scrat

[Feb 18, 2006 at 10:38 PM]

Y'know, God told adam that if he ate the apple, he would die immediately, yet according to the bible, he lived for over 900 years after he and his ol' lady got kicked outta the garden...that means

ladyo

[Mar 07, 2006 at 06:52 PM]

i wonder if she spits or swallows?

SKEPTIK

[Apr 07, 2006 at 05:06 PM]

You have to admit old Michealangelo was a genius...commisioned for big bucks to paint these religious depictions and ended up taking the piss with his interpretations. Apparently this one is supposed to show Adam, Eve and the (female) Satan having an orgy, Adam is getting a blowjob and his finger by the devil's mouth is supposed to look phallic too, and Eve nad Satan are playing with each other!

People on the Right

[Apr 15, 2006 at 05:17 AM]

"Honey lets get out of here. People are having oral sex right behind that tree"

Pippy Long Stockings

[May 06, 2006 at 08:45 AM]

Her Servent, Is that what you think or is that what they told you. Dumbass!!!!

David

[Jun 17, 2006 at 01:57 AM]

Sorry! Private Party!

Ashamed...

[Jul 05, 2006 at 10:24 PM]

owld scrat... it says that they would die. just not immediatly, read before you banter. plz, read my comment in "clay" all is explained there.