I got banned for helping out an admin. I accidentally picked up something I wasn't supposed to and I apologized to the guy. Over my mic: I told him I was going to fix it. Before he kicked me, he typed "BANNED".

Then the screen said:
You have been kicked for 30 minutes with reason "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP BUILD NOT FUCK SHIT UP"

I am not going to say mine due to the fact that I just don't want to and someone will be on my back for eternity :sweatdrop:. It's a stupid reason though, because I killed that person for continually hitting me while I was trying to survive. It was a little while ago, but beats being banned for pushing a prop like dominoes.

But enough of this, what are the most idiotic reasons you were banned from a GMod server?

The most IDIOTIC reason i was banned was, being a thief and robbing an admins house on RP, The Effin 9 year old banned me because he was "mad" that i stole his money printer

I was on a rp server, and I was a hitman, and someone told me to kill this guy. After I killed the guy, I got banned Reason: RDMING I even said in chat "Hit complete." Damn kid admin doesn't know how to rp.

Once i were Banned from a TTT sever , and the reason were that i killed the whole innocent team on my own.

"you have been banned from this sever for beeing to awesome."

LOL!... I remember once I did mostly the same (I got killed by the very last survivor, a detective, just cuz I had to switch to my silenced pistol!). They all raged and mic spammed... next round it was "quiet" round, anyone who spoke ANYTHING on their mic was gonna get insta banned! xD

Never banned, but on a gdf toxins server (they made me admin on that server for my first time lol) i permabanned another admin for being cold-hearted, selfish, and mean in general. the server owner actually congratulated me lol

I was working with a rebel group on TimsLand RP and we were pretty damn good! we took over the nexus and held up in the mayors office pretty well... till some little kid (Antonio C-something) started whining to an admin about US building a fading door in the mayors office. Then an admin by the name of James Ramirez(total douchebag) made himself CP, came in and RDMd us all(even civilians) then made himself mayor and propblocked himself in the mayors office. I stated the rule and he said STFU and me and my homies were waiting at the front of the nexus for the door to open, then BAM banned for mingery.

**LOVE** you Ramirez.
HATE you Dylan.
and LOVE you Tim for fixing HL2RP!

Anyway, my reason is I was using gmcl_disconnect and went on to Untold Chaos' TTT and they decided it would be cool to permaban me with the reason "nou" because my diconnect message read "you're all gay" lol. It was pretty sad to see that their admins are just that terrible.

1) I was playing on a sandbox server, flying a cool plane and such. The admin was having a temper tantrum and yelling on his mic and such. I told him to take a chill pill and he perma-banned me.

2) I was a civil protection officer on dark rp and there was an admin with a gun walking down the street. I gave him 5 seconds to put away his weapon (Which was illegal anyways. the server had a clearly-defined list of weapons.) He didn't, so I arrested him. He banned for for 30 minutes or something for "random arrest" and then my friends complained and they were banned too.

I remember this one 9 year old on my server he was all like givez me da adminz. So i did, then banned him for an hour and took his admin away. Next day he comes on, where ish me adminz? So i perma-banned him for "Being annoying and to sell his mic on ebay"

Probably the dumbest ban ever was when i built a tower. an admin was checking it out, then i adv duped it and deleted it and got banned cause he was in the middle of looking at it... I lost that whole tower. Stupid admin

Lolz i love going to servers and pretending to be a girl, cuz my name is I Love people think i am, but i have a mic, which i sound like a deep voice guy. So its funny. Like once this dude gave me a free gun. I put my mic in and was like Thanks. He screams "WTH YOUR NOT A GIRL? NO SEX? WTH I WANT MY GUN BACK" xD guys will give gurls anything.

Made a joke, permabanned.
So it was a build server, no guns, no turrets, no anything deadly.
So i made this joke: "man, gmod is useless without turrets and explosive barrels"
Next thing I hear is "GET THE FUC OUT BFG"
and now im permabanned.

I know what u mean... Kids are to serious about religion these days, its made up for god sakes.

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Lolz i love going to servers and pretending to be a girl, cuz my name is I Love people think i am, but i have a mic, which i sound like a deep voice guy. So its funny. Like once this dude gave me a free gun. I put my mic in and was like Thanks. He screams "WTH YOUR NOT A GIRL? NO SEX? WTH I WANT MY GUN BACK" xD guys will give gurls anything.

He also pretends to be a girl in real life. Thats the sickening part about it.