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The papal conclave begins meeting today, and everyone is wondering how long it will take before a new pope is named. Listen to what the late-night guys had to say about it, then vote for your favorite joke of the lot.

The papal conclave begins meeting today, and everyone is wondering how long it will take before a new pope is named. Here's what to look for: White smoke from the Vatican chimney means the cardinals have made a decision and black smoke means they are still looking. But what does blue smoke mean? Take a look at today's Punchlines to find out.

Here are our favorite jokes from last night's late-night roundup. After you watch them, tell us who delivered your favorite punchline with a vote to the right. If you're watching this on your tablet or smartphone, visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

The conclave begins today at the Vatican and everyone is wondering who the new pope will be. Watch what the late-night guys had to say about it, then vote for your favorite joke at opinion.usatoday.com.