Very simple game, I checked this forum to see if it was already there but couldn't find it. Person A gives a choice between two things, and person B answers, and then asks a new question for the next person. The harder the choice, the better. (optional: explain why you chose your answer)

I will start:
Would you rather have a talking dog or a lizard who can breathe fire?

Hell yeah asia dude, I mean europe is cool n all but all expenses paid wise I'd have a better time somewhere foreign

Would you rather have to become sentient armor on a marooned planet unable to really die or be a traveler dead lost in space with little to no fuel with low hopes of actually finding a way to survive

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Here we are, you are there and I am here, and if I were to be there and you to be here I promise you we could have a most awkward conversation together.
Oh also hey here's a poll that didn't work because I can't put polls as my location
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Stop making comics and have everyone be friendly. Because I can fudge my way into making other storytelling mediums that aren't technically "comics," and I can still get into the animation industry if people like me. If everyone thinks I'm a nazi, I'll be pretty much boned no matter what I try to do.

Would you rather be:

a) young, gorgeous, wealthy, and content for eternity in a fabricated reality, or

b) impossibly ugly and penniless, but know the all the truths of the universe and beyond, and get to choose when you die?