---Chelsea, on the other hand, got some comfort from Max. When Stephanie returned Max's shirt to him, they both knew this meant it was over. Really over. And when Chelsea spilled something at the bar and accidentally used the shirt to mop it up, Max told her not to worry; it was "just an old rag."

Most of these sound pretty good, but this one just cracks me up. Ah, young love, expressed through a shirt, apparently. That's how I know Stax is really over.