These acronyms are so impossibly unreal I cannot believe kids would use this sort of secret language to talk about sexting. But then again, I'm not a kid anymore! Were we all this weird and out of touch with reality when we were young? P911! No wait. GYPO IWSN! 8?

Here are the 10 codes parents should know according to the London Free Press:

I'm kind of sad that I don't know a single one of these terms. I do, however, like the GYPO, GNRN and GNOC triumvirate and the need to have different variations of "Holy crap I can't show my peen right now because Mom is giving me cookies". Anyway, text these to your friends to see if anyone responds with anything other than '???', 'huh?' or 'wtf?'. [LFP via Neatorama]