Chris Tallman: Alright, welcome everybody to the Humble County Debate. This is the fourth annual. I'm your host, Bill Mesersmits.

Jonathan Sanders: Is this real? [Laughing]

Chris Tallman: Oh, it's real.

[Laughing]

Chris Tallman: Everybody all right?

Angela Trimbur: No, I just, I'm thinking about this recurring nightmare where I'm in a tanning bed, and I'm naked and there's a tarantula and it's, like, starting to climb up the tanning bed. And I like, take off the little sunnies and I, like, see it, and it's slowly, just quickly zooms up my vagina. And then the whole thing goes on fire.

Chris Tallman: Which weighs more? A ton of bricks, or a ton of feathers?

Shawn Pearlman: Are you allowed to give us debating tips?

Jonathan Sanders: Put a brick [Thump] You hear that sound? A brick's heavier.

Chris Tallman: What's a feather sound like?

Jonathan Sanders: [Gasps] You hear nothing. Does anyone ever ask you hey, have you heard a feather?

Chris Tallman: A feather discussion. That's an interesting point. All right, over here.