Spring Back, Fall Forward…

…or is it the other way around? They both make sense to me. If I sprang back, I might lose my balance and fall forward. If I sprang forward, I might lose my balance and fall back. Maybe it’s spring forward, stumble around while you regain your balance and realize that the French judge is going to take points off for this and that fucking East German whore is going to get the gold and Wheaties is never going to settle for a silver medalist and I can’t believe I worked for 12 years to get to this point only to blow the spring forward. And check your smoke detectors.