Dwarves Scandals

Best Headline Ever: "Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Eaten By Badger"

Whoever wrote the headline "Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Eaten By A Badger" deserves a dang medal. However, it is a little misleading (as many headlines are). Gordon Ramsay has nothing to do with this story: a lookalike dwarf named Percy Foster who stars in porns does. Poor Percy died a decidedly nasty death in a badger den, where his corpse was found partially eaten by the critters. Obviously The Frisky was all over this story because we're klassy like that.

Leolah Brown, sister to Bobby Brown and aunt to Bobbi Kristina was kicked out of her niece’s funeral yesterday after verbally lashing at Pat Houston Bobbi Kristina’s former manager as well as sister-in-law to Bobbi Kristina’s mother Whitney Houston. Phew. That was a mouthful.