Citizenship

The Royal Family, of the conch Republic, has authorized the issuance of citizenship to those individuals worldwide, who have demonstrated, thru action and belief the principles of Conch. Citizenship in the Conch Republic is an honor and subject to a thorough background check & is based on beliefs and actions not location. Conch citizenship is a privilege not a right and may be revoked at any time for actions not in accordance with the beliefs of Conch.

Who can apply for citizenship?

Freethinkers

Those who have demonstrated in the past the policy of acceptance of others

Pirates, Salvagers & Beachcombers

Anyone who feeds the poor with Happy Meals & Whoppers

Those extremely cynical of government as a whole

Individuals who are capable of solving problems simply

Past or present Hippies, Beatniks and Hobos

Who should not apply?

Politicians

Lawyers (especially ambulance chasers & personal injury specialist)

Anyone who has ever used the expression "That’s Business"

Bureaucrats

Pedophiles

Religious Zealots who believe they are better than others

Bigots

Extreme right wing thinkers

Those who believe that war is a solution to anything

Military Service

Each citizen of the Conch Republic, between the ages of 2 years old and 99 Years old is required to be a member of the Conch National Guard. You are expected to be available for homeland defense.

As a Conch Guard member you are required to keep at hand at all times:

loaves of Stale Cuban Bread

Lobster Tickle Stick

Fishing Net

Quart of premixed Margaritas or Drink of choice

Instructions to apply for Citizenship

Applications for Citizenship may be made Via the Internet or by mail each new citizen receives a 8 1/2" x 11" Certificate of Citizenship", signed by the royal Family, suitable for framing plus an Official registered Photo Conch Republic Identification Card issued by the Conch Republic. You must complete a full application and supply 2 Passport size photos, and sign the supplied affidavit of beliefs. The processing fee is $ 59. U.S. funds and must be paid with application. Passports may be ordered by any citizen of the Conch Republic and may be order with your citizenship papers. The citizenship passport package which includes Certificate of citizenship, photo ID plus Official Conch Republic passport is available at $189. plus shipping and handling.