@ Tweek-lolz no-one and I mean no-one drinks fosters in this country. I can honestly say that I have not witnessed anyone drink fosters for about 20 years, I am not even sure its even sold locally anymore.

I cant remember the last time I even saw it anywhere.

I hear its a similar story in regards to Mexico and Corona.

@ shipdit- Like masturbation, too much bacon will send you blind. Luckily, I know my penis is located
directly below my beer gut. Thus IMO the gift of sight is over rated, espec when self abuse via ones hand & the local deli is at stake.

FYI- Do not go blind skydiving. It scares the shit out of the guide dog!
If your guide dog pisses on your leg, remember to give it a biscuit, so you know where to boot it in the ass.

No Fosters? So you mean Crocodile Dundee was lying? Son of a... Actually, they do serve Corona in Mexico...at least they did when I was there. Huge bottles for practically free. Then again, who knows if it really was beer?

@ Tweek-lolz no-one and I mean no-one drinks fosters in this country. I can honestly say that I have not witnessed anyone drink fosters for about 20 years, I am not even sure its even sold locally anymore.

I cant remember the last time I even saw it anywhere.

I hear its a similar story in regards to Mexico and Corona.

@ shipdit- Like masturbation, too much bacon will send you blind. Luckily, I know my penis is located
directly below my beer gut. Thus IMO the gift of sight is over rated, espec when self abuse via ones hand & the local deli is at stake.

FYI- Do not go blind skydiving. It scares the shit out of the guide dog!
If your guide dog pisses on your leg, remember to give it a biscuit, so you know where to boot it in the ass.

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No my friend,there is no such thing as to much bacon or masturbation. I eat bacon every morning and jerk off at least twice a day.
If you only knew how many times I've tapped out a post with one hand you would be washing your hands in bleach right now. Sometimes my hand just isn't in the mood,so I soak it in beer and whiskey for an hour or so....one time I even had to dust it with some white powdery stuff before I got any action. I guess my right hand is a filthy drunken coke-whore,and I'm cool with that.

No my friend,there is no such thing as to much bacon or masturbation. I eat bacon every morning and jerk off at least twice a day.
If you only knew how many times I've tapped out a post with one hand you would be washing your hands in bleach right now. Sometimes my hand just isn't in the mood,so I soak it in beer and whiskey for an hour or so....one time I even had to dust it with some white powdery stuff before I got any action. I guess my right hand is a filthy drunken coke-whore,and I'm cool with that.

@shipdit- Man you must be one kinky fucken dude if your own hand has to get that wasted to do your dirty bidding. (or you as ugly as a hat full assholes?)
Perhaps you should do your hand a favor & just slip it a roofy so it wont remember the trauma?

Then you can really kink it up! (for example)

Maybe get your hand to put on some gaudy costume jewelry, then you can play 'Liberace' & yr hand wont remember where you made it go & what you made it do.

@shipdit- Man you must be one kinky fucken dude if your own hand has to get that wasted to do your dirty bidding. (or you as ugly as a hat full assholes?)
Perhaps you should do your hand a favor & just slip it a roofy so it wont remember the trauma?

Then you can really kink it up! (for example)

Maybe get your hand to put on some gaudy costume jewelry, then you can play 'Liberace' & yr hand wont remember where you made it go & what you made it do.

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No way brother,I'm going for the Most Manly thing of all,yep I'm gonna jerk it WITH bacon!!
To think my guidance counselor said I'd never amount to anything.