EXCLUSIVE: Peter Dutton rewrites lyrics to Same Love, asks NRL if he can perform it at grand final

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Australian Immigration Minister and noted disliker of marriage equality Peter Dutton has drafted new lyrics* to US rapper Macklemore’s hit song Same Love, in the hope the NRLmight invite him to the grand final this Sunday to perform his own rendition at half time.You know, for balance.

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3 thoughts on “EXCLUSIVE: Peter Dutton rewrites lyrics to Same Love, asks NRL if he can perform it at grand final”

Can’t possibly be construed as satirical if the object of the gentle rebuke is

A) incapable of understanding that different opinions are possibly equally valid on some subjects
B) possessed of a tin ear when it comes to the analysis of human values
C) a waste of perfectly good oxygen
D) swanning around in the Great Wen at MY expense [ok others have also chipped in…]