I Canít help but chuckle, she was deludedÖÖ. it was at least seve.......

WaitÖ

ÖÖÖÖBaby???

DEAR?????????!!!!!

*Damn It*

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As I shove her out of the door followed quickly by a few coppers for her troubles I try to drive that voice out of my head,
sure she is beautiful but Iím not dumb enough to start confusing myself over a whore, she doesnít love me.............. she
loves the shiny coppers.......

Did I give her too much?........

Bah!!!!
.
.

With my head full of bad dreams and images of Her swimming through it I know I need to get out and working, that
would take my mind off it....

I go straight to a place I know I will be able to have some fun and make some quick gold...

Where else but.....

Yew Gate!

Adventure awaits!

I wonder round.....

Aha!
I know whatís going on! Everyone knows just how messed up I am today and they are throwing me a surprise party!!!!!

That has to be it!

...Or is it Hide and Seek?

Where would they be?

*Opens Rune Book*

*Hits Random Button*

That'll Do Book, That'll Do........

I spot a clue that I could be right......

And another....

A Trail!

I scout round the Island......

Thatís where they'd be waiting to pop out on me.....

.
.

And I spot a late Guest!

*Flips Alexadner The Bird*

After seeing Alexander arriving late I figured they would need time to prepare and get him hidden, so i head round and pick
up a couple of 105s that were scattered about.....

And head onto the Island prepared to be surprised

*Puts on best surprised look*

"Here I am!!!" I shout hoping to give them sufficient warning...

But all I find is three reds running round like headless chickens!

Have they killed all my guests?

Well weíll see about that!

I spot Barracoon form the corner of my eye.....

Well they may at least be able to provide a decent present..

15 Minutes pass....

Thatís A Funny Looking Squirrel....And Swimming!!!

Then 25....

What are they doing?

Finally Alucard arrives to give them a much needed hand with slaying Barracoon!

I Watch as Barracoons life dwindles and hear that ever bone chilling death scream...

Finally....

And I make my move....

*Shadow Jump*

*Pops Pack*

I Find Alucard has a 115 focus in his pack......

"You cheap son of a bitch....." I mutter.

I canít stand cheap Presents...

But since it was yours Iíll take it!

I Run as fast as I can.....

I Weave...

I Dodge...

I begin wondering why in the name of hell they arenít chasing me....

*Open Pack*

EMPTY!!!!

I Head back for a second chance to find Iím all alone......

Sniffles....

I pick up as much gold as I can...

But what happened.....

Realising that my head truly just wasn't in it today I head back home feeling a little sorry for myself......

I could really do with a warm body to keep my mind occupied, I hope she wasn't too insulted this morning....