The product in question is described as a "smooth Los Angeles-area stone—wrapped in rich, vegetable-tanned American leather secured by sturdy contrast whipstitching." Fancy! And it's from LA! Maybe a celebrity even kicked it once!

In case you think this is just a glorified pet rock, well, you're right.

People have been clowning on the object, leaving joking reviews on the website, most of which have unfortunately been removed by employees who take this thing way too seriously.

Still, some of the reviews live on, and they're definitely worth a read.

The man in the video — identified by Australian press as Greig Tonkins — was part of a hunting trip in June for a now-deceased friend Kailem, who was suffering from cancer and wanted to go on a boar-hunting trip with his buddies.

After hearing about Kailem's condition, friend Mathew Amor organized the group hunting trip at his New South Wales property — which eventually led to a run-in with the "roo."

Amor said it was out of character for Tonkins — who is a zookeeper at Taronga's Western Plains Zoo in Dubbo — to strike the animal, explaining:

Last month, three dogs from a Florida K-9 unit became affected by the dangerous narcotic after a Broward County raid. Detective Andy Weiman told NBC News about the symptoms a dog named Primus suffered, saying: