Epic Spells from a Practical Viewpoint (3.5e Other)

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Let's face it - epic spells tend to be awesome. Even the simplest of epic spells are only available to the most powerful and experienced of spellcasters. But not all epic spells are created equal. In order to learn or cast an epic spell, you need to make a Spellcraft check. And some of those DCs can be outrageously high, so much so that you can't help but wonder how the heck anyone can pull it off. Then there are the ones whose mitigating factors make them an utter pain to cast! If you need a third of a year, a mountain of hit points, a small army of spellcasters, or more money than the Malfoys to cast a spell (or, even worse, all of those things at once), there's something terribly wrong with it. So, if you want to know which epic spells to study and which to leave on the shelf, here's where to look!

First, here's a (probably nowhere near complete) list of ways to improve Spellcraft (at least for the purpose of epic spellcasting), since your ranks and Intelligence modifier probably won't be enough for the bigger epic spells...

Specialization: +5 bonus for epic spellcasting of specialty school; beware, you take a -15 penalty for prohibited schools!

Now, how I classify the ease of using epic spells... My criteria for ease of use are, in order of importance: DC (lower is better), extra spellcasters required (fewer is better, none is ideal), backlash (less is better), casting time (shorter is better), material component price (smaller is better), focus price (smaller is better), and XP cost (smaller is better). Basically, DC is the ultimate determinant of whether or not the spell's practical to cast. Next up is extra spellcasters; the more spellcasters you need, the harder it is to get a coordinated effort in place to cast the spell (and if the other casters have to take backlash damage, spend a long time casting, or spend XP, good luck with getting them to agree.) After that is backlash damage - it takes a lot of work for a character to become epic, so a spell that requires you to put yourself at (or beyond) the brink of death is really, really unwise to cast. Next is casting time - an immediate, swift, standard, or full-round action or single round is ideal, but a minute (or two, or even three) is an unacceptable amount of time to spend casting in a combat situation. Four minutes or more gives your enemies a lot of time to interrupt, and practically restricts the spell to noncombat use only. One or two days can be acceptable if you have nothing else to do and can afford to devote yourself to your spell, but if you have to spend weeks or months casting a spell, that begs the question of how you're managing to sleep or eat, not to mention how you can keep your uninterrupted attention on your spell for such a long span of time. Finally, we have the numerical expenditures. Ordinarily, XP cost is a better balancing factor than expensive material components, but epic characters tend to get large amounts of XP per encounter; however, they may very well have better things to spend their cash on than material components. On the other hand, an epic feat is avaliable to make material components utterly unnecessary.

38 - Origin of Species:Achaierai (31 extra spellcasters, 50d6 backlash, 100-day & 11-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, 10,000 XP cost... how many hit points do they expect a wizard to have?!? Not to mention, you've got 32 people (including the primary caster) wasting 100 days to make what's basically a devilish cassowary with bad gas. Poor spell in terms of ease of use.)

42 - Eclipse (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 10-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, 4,000 XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

43 - Let Go of Me (No extra spellcasters, 10d6 backlash, swift action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost, only usable when grappling... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

45 - Spell Worm (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... excellent spell in terms of ease of use (and very practical for utterly ruining a spellcaster's day).)

45 - Greater Spell Resistance (2 extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

58 - Create Living Vault (7 extra spellcasters, 9d6 backlash, 100-day & 11-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, 20,000 XP cost (must be paid by every caster)... yes, the DC is low, but the mitigating factors are so over-the-top that how anyone manages to cast this is beyond me. (How the heck do you get 8 people to concentrate on a single spell for 100 straight days?!?!? And if concentrating remains a standard action... yikes.) Very poor spell in terms of ease of use.)

59 - Superb Dispelling (No extra spellcasters, 10d6 backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

60 - Purifying Sanctuary (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 5-round casting time (with complete vulnerability), no material component, 200,000 gp focus, no XP cost, only available to worshippers of Yawheh... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

62 - Nailed to the Sky (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, 1,000 XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

64 - Safe Time (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

69 - Epic Counterspell (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

71 - Time Duplicate (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, swift action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

72 - Summon Behemoth (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

72 - Soul Dominion (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 10-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... good spell in terms of ease of use.)

75 - Blizzard Bolt (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

77 - Complete Restoration (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 10-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... using it in combat is stupid, but if you can spare the time, it's simple to use; good spell in terms of ease of use.)

78 - Animus Blizzard (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use.)

79 - Eidolon (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, 2,500 XP cost... very good spell in terms of ease of use. The negative levels are a pain, but having two of you around is sure to make hilarity ensue.)

80 - Demise Unseen (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... good spell in terms of ease of use.)

97 - Damnation (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, 2,400 XP cost... DC begins to stretch limits of credulity, but is still quite achievable for high-level spellcasters; good spell in terms of ease of use.)

100 - Kinetic Control (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... good spell in terms of ease of use.)

100 - Primal Calling (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... good spell in terms of ease of use.)

113 - Megaton (556 extra spellcasters, 4d6 backlash (sustained by all casters), 100-day & 11-minute casting time, 500,000 gp material component, 1,000,000 gp focus, no XP cost... When I said that needing lots of casters was bad, this is the spell I was thinking of. How in God's name are you going to get 556 people to set aside 100 days to do nothing but chant, then try to flee 5.9 miles in 10 minutes once it's over?!? There is no way anyone will ever manage to cast this spell, no matter how absurdly overpowered they are.)

130 - Declaration of Death (No extra spellcasters, 12d6 backlash, standard action casting time, no material component, no focus, 3,500 XP cost... DC is a little high, but reachable for a dedicated spellcaster; the backlash damage is just high enough to be dangerous. Decent spell in terms of ease of use.)

140 - Living Lightning (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... fairly good spell in terms of ease of use.)

149 - Blood of the Pale Moon (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost; DC is a little high, but reachable for a dedicated spellcaster; decent spell in terms of ease of use.)

200 - Veles Serpent (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 2-minute casting time, 120,000 gp material component, 1,000 gp focus, 12,000 XP cost, only available to worshippers of Veles... DC is quite high, so only excellent spellcasters can even hope to utilize this spell. Fairly poor spell in terms of ease of use.)

297 - Total Eclipse (5 extra spellcasters, no backlash, 10-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, 4,000 XP cost... DC is very high, so only exceptional spellcasters can even hope to utilize this spell. Very poor spell in terms of ease of use.)

319 - Dire Winter (No extra spellcasters, no backlash, 1-minute casting time, no material component, no focus, 10,000 XP cost... DC is very high, so only exceptional spellcasters can even hope to utilize this spell. Very poor spell in terms of ease of use.)

419 - Vengeful Gaze of God (No extra spellcasters, 200d6 backlash, full-round action casting time, no material component, no focus, no XP cost... You have got to be kidding me. Not only is the DC obscenely high, the backlash damage is also utterly outrageous. There's no way in the Abyss this is going to be cast by any reasonably playable character.)