xThe Lonely Island (feat. Michael Bolton)
Jack Sparrow
tabbed by ambient203
Tuning: Standard
Capo 3
Awesome song from The Lonely Island and Michael Bolton featured on
Saturday Night Live as a digital short. To get the right effect, just
pull your finger off the fretboard right after playing the notes
and mute the string. This riff plays throughout every verse:
update: Credit goes to koyata89 for picking up on the incorrect riff.
The riff has been corrected.
e|--5---3----------| You can also play e|--8---6----------|
B|----3---5-6-3----| without the capo: B|----6---8-9-6----|
G|--------------2--| G|--------------5--|
D|-----------------| D|-----------------|
A|-----------------| A|-----------------|
E|-----------------| E|-----------------|
For the last riff before a chorus, you can play this to lead into it:
(the slashes represent a quick slide all the way up the fretboard)
e|--5---3-----5//--| e|--8---6-----8//--|
B|----3---5-6------| B|----6---8-9------|
G|-----------------| G|-----------------|
D|-----------------| D|-----------------|
A|-----------------| A|-----------------|
E|-----------------| E|-----------------|
Without a capo 3, the chords for the chorus are Cm-Ab-Eb-Bb
Enjoy!
Verse 1: 0:22-0:57
Boys, lets get to it.
Here we go.
Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
YEAAAHH!
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us, chicks snapping at the neck when
we rollin' up.
ROLLIN' UP
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
YEAH
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
COME ON
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking
jealous play the back and get wet
YEAH YEAH
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed
or get shot.
Chorus 1: 0:58-1:17
AmFCG
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
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PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
(What?)
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A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA
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RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE
Verse 2: 1:18-1:37
Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
KIERA KNIGHTLY
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
JACK SPARROW
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
YEAH YEAH!
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the-
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
Chorus 2: 1:38-1:57
AmFCG
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
(Nooo)
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OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR!
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HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF, THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
(Yeah? Uh huh) (oh God)
AmFCG
BUT IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER, WHAT LIES IN STORE?
(Yeah, we've seen the movie)
Bridge: 1:58-2:12
Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
CAPTAIN JACK
What?
JOHNNY DEPP
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
DAVY JONES
Nope
GIANT SQUID
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
Wait--
Chorus 3: 2:13-3:10
AmFCG
LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
(Not better)
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THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
(Come on!)
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OKAY THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
(Nooo, God)
AmFCG
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
(close enough)
YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADING
AmFCG
THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANA
AmFCG
CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
(Take it home!)
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GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
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THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
YOU COMPLETE ME!
Yup, yeah, ok?

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Clearly wrong. Not even ukulele chords, did you even try? I'm now only typing this because it says twenty words but no way i'm using 20 words to describe the fact that this simply isn't ukulele chords.