Podcast

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This time around we’re primarily talking about sports. Specifically, that wonderful piece of humanity Donald Sterling, as well as the roll money plays in pro and college sports. To lighten the mood, we end with a discussion of our latest B-Movie, Curse of the Swamp Creature, a made-for-TV piece of crap from the same guy who brought you Mars Needs Women and the MST3K classic Attack of the Eye Creatures. We also unveil our new ratings system!

For this week, we spend some time memorializing the many actors and musicians who have passed away this year (way too many), we discuss the Comcast/Time Warner merger, upcoming movies, and the B-Movie Review!

35. In real life, if some rich fop wanted three normal people to go exploring a cave with him based on a dream he had, they’d laugh until they peed their pants.

36. Our Yugoslavian Princess just left the group: He’s a gonner!

37. And she’s been hypnotized and kidnapped by Her Ladyship.

38. More boobies!!

39. Her Ladyship just ordered the Princess to disrobe! Suddenly this movie has gotten a lot more interesting!

40. This movie can’t decide if it’s a horror film, and art house movie, or a porno.

41. So much for the lesbian scene with Her Ladyship & the Princess. Damn you, movie!!

42. Hugh’s leaps of logic are astounding. They make those conspiracy theories we covered last year seem simple!

43. Peter the butler is one creepy old dude!

44. Of course Her Ladyship sleeps in a wicker basket! What kind of self-respecting snake-woman wouldn’t?

45. And we’ve gone artsy-fartsy again! Make up your mind movie!!!

46. Exit the creepy-ass butler!!

47. No comment on Hugh’s sword work.

48. I’m at a loss to describe the past few minutes of this film: a cock-eyed policeman with fangs and snake-eye contact lenses charmed by Dr. Who playing the bagpies in a kilt. Cause the Scots are renowned for their snake charming abilities, of course.

49. Now Dr. Who is shooting up. That explains a lot about the making of this movie.

50. More boobies!! This time Her Ladyship is also painted blue!

51. The Princess is still alive and in her underwear. Closest we’re gonna get to seeing Royal Boobies, regrettably.