BME
Pain Olympics

What is the BME
Pain Olympics?

The BME Pain Olympics
is considered to be the most painful competition on the entire Earth.
Entrants have gone to extreme lengths to compete, with contestants losing
vital reproductive organs in an attempt to prove that they are capable
of withstanding extreme pain. The Pain Olympics have taken place since
2002 and are recorded on video by the contestants themselves. The above
video shows one of the most extreme and shocking entries - Pain Olympics
2. This video depicts people performing extremely painful acts on their
sausages, resulting in the destruction of their sausage genitalia.

How Can I Compete
in the Pain Olympics?

This contest requires
a great deal of commitment - penises and testicals DO NOT grow back.
Contestants must not only be able to withstand a great deal of pain,
they must also be willing to permenantly lose the use of their genitals and sausages. If
you think you have what it takes to enter a contest like this and are
certain your would like to smash your penis and balls to mush on camera,
please seek counseling. The activities depicted in the pain olympics
video are not to be attempted at home - they are being performed by
professionals who have years of training.