How do you eat Oreos?

Doth thou even hoist?

Comment the way you eat oreos and ill tell you about your
personality though that
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that' s actually correct my god that' s amazing
whats deviant though
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don' t
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You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things,
l and go to restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like
to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There' s just no pleasing you.
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Ijust don' t like oreos (iii)
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Yeah or that x
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rotate the Oreo and tell it that it' s a
dirty slut.
Immagine the Oreo crying as I begin licking its sweet inner cream
my fingers all across its delicate ridges
apart the Oreo as it screams "it hurts!" in my imagination
to further violate its sweet cream with my tongue
for the final bit of torment
2. -I bring the Oreo in close
in its ear
Bro, I lift"
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The Oreo is a biscuit with a similar design to a Jammie Dodger, it has two outer biscuits with a filling which is vanilla cream, and this is coloured white. The biscuits are dark brown and look chocolately, but they aren't.

These biscuits are very rich in flavour. The biscuits have a very distinct flavour and while I struggle to describe the actual flavour other than it tastes like Oreo, I can tell you, it is full of flavour and taste and is quite well cooked. The cream itself just tastes of vanilla filling, but together they taste absolutely amazing and really do bring out the best flavours.

Yes, we have a varied language in England, we call chocolate chip cookies "cookies" but savoury biscuits we call biscuits. I'm sorry if it confused you there, English is such a complex language with many words meaning different things. :P

The original poster of the status deleted it and unfriended me. Worth it, she was one of those girls who adds random people in her classes that she's never talked to. I doubt she's learned her mistake.