Tell me what to do and I'll smile. I will say yes. I will keep you updated on the progress I am making. I will make you confident that I am an obedient person.
Moments later you will discover I not only did not do as I was told but I did the complete opposite.
I lie. I cheat. I...

I confess that I love playing mind games with those who are weaker minded than I. It's not nice, I admit, but we all have our darker sides.
I convinced my sister once that I had a demon following her around every second of every day, reporting everything to me. As preposterous...