im tired of you guys thinking you can ban staff when we complain about your spam

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What a beautiful product of nature

If every kingdom needs a king, kloeri is king of the Land of Autism. A freenode oper and wanna-be gentoo developer, kloeri (Bryan Østergaard) spends up to 22 hours a day online, the other two reserved for self-pleasure. Bryan hates any and all actions that could be described as even mildly fun on the freenode network, and will K-line any chatter who breaks "his" rules. Because of his personality (or lack thereof), he has become a common target of freenode trolls (as well as accusations that his daddy fondled his little-kloeri), much as SlimVirgin is to Wikipedia.

It's his way or the highway, buddy: no ascii, no colors, no transsexuals, no forcing, and above all, no fun.

Have you seen this man?

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If there's one thing kloeri hates more than fun, it's those who cause it, especially dongforce chatters. Kloeri has shut down numerous attempts at dongforce's peaceful merge with freenode, making a bigger jackass of himself with every jupe.

05:02 kloeri: no more silly games
05:02 kloeri: I'm tired of the spam related to this channel
05:02 --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce -oo VunKruz LadyPeanut]
05:02 JimmyRustles: i haven't spammed anyone
05:02 JimmyRustles: i'm just trying to rustle some jimmies
05:02 kloeri: and I'm tired of you guys thinking you can ban staff when we complain about your spam
05:03 +Quietlyawesome94: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the
first Harry Potter Book
05:03 JimmyRustles: If you pierce the eardrum, you will hear a loud pop, followed by a lifetime of silence.
05:03 Meepsheep: kloeri, y you take our ops away D:
05:03 JimmyRustles: what's the best way to get users to our channel?
05:03 +Quietlyawesome94: "He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what
looked like lumpy gray glue."
05:04 kloeri: if I see or hear about any more spam related to this channel I'm going to forcibly close the
channel and remove all of you from the network
05:04 JimmyRustles: like if we can't advertise the way we do now
05:04 JimmyRustles: wait
05:04 JimmyRustles: im not spamming anyone
05:04 JimmyRustles: you shouldn't remove me from the network
05:04 kloeri: and since Meepsheep is evading an earlier kline from today he's going away now

Some people thought it would be funny to expose my pedophilic habits. Yes im a pedophile but I only watch kids sometimes and that’s it

The mainstream media continues to publish articles claiming that pedophilia is a “disease to humanity”. I don’t understand this and as a pedophile myself I want to say that I’m normal in every way.

As a member of the pedophilic community I consider it my responsibility to educate my peers but they usually won’t listen. They forget that pedophilia actually contrats nwith popular ideals and it’s not even a choice. I simply am a pedophlie and nothing I do can change it but I won’t try.

People need to understand us however so please share this article with your friends. Of course, you’re welcome to ask me any questions.