Tri-uh-beet-us Major form of Diabeetus. Hope cannot be considered. The Beetus that has gone beyond Dia. (anything over Dia) Continues in numeric order according to body mass index. Continuation.... Quadribeetus, MuhmuhmuhMonster Beetus, and Infibeetus, until reaching the pinacle stage: ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! Commonly followed by The Gout Foot.

Coffee: (not as in the drink) "Now boys, you can have Diabeetus, but Triabeetus?! GOT-DAYUM! Fat tax is comming soon..."Man, Fuck da Police!"