C&C Rock Band!

Broadcasting from deep within my underground lair, and taking a 5 minute break from my plans for world domination (and the continued torture of Dario), I posed this wonderful mailbag question: -

"You've been given the task of creating the greatest rock band, ever! However you're limited to people from the C&C multiverse. Who do you choose, what role do they play, and how long will it take for the band to split up and go on a killing spree?"

Logo would be the basic Red/Black Nod logo with the scorpion tail replaced with a guitar silhouette. The band's play style would be like that of Vercua Salt (Volcano Girls), & would tour until the release of C&C4.

Sonic Alpha: Yuri on drums? Are you insane, the rythmn would be hypnotic... and force me to spend Dario's cash on new trashy tracks... Poor Dario is already broke, he got duped into spending all his money on a girl on the internet.... who was really a bald guy with a messiah complex.

Boyle and Kane were friends and decided (on a whim after playing "guitar hero" and "rock band") that they should start their own rock band. Given Boyle's lack of musical talent, he recruited Capt Havoc and Tanya to the band, while Kane contacted his old buddy Slavic to join. Yuriko was Boyle's personal secretary and was assigned as the band's manager.

However, after a year of "success", Boyle got greedy and kept a large majority of the income for himself, Kane and Slavic left the group. Havoc started hitting on Tanya and Yuriko which pissed both of them off, Tanya ended up castrating Havoc while Yuriko "lobotomized" him. Then, they took the time belt and... no one really knows where they went or what they're doing. Boyle, angry at the development, contracted some assassins to kill of Kane. Kane would've died but Slavik took a bullet for him and didn't survive. Angered by this, Kane nuke the Philadelphia but has forgotten he emptied the GDI treasuries which forced Boyle to stay on earth.

we all know how the story continues...

Sonic Alpha: You know, that story sounds a lot like what happened to Steps...

Sonic Alpha: I had planned on reuniting the 3 different Tanya's and conquering the world with their good looks, charm, and general awesomeness. But I used The Awesome's tech, and it combined all 3 Tanya's in what can only be described as a very bad transporter accident. Oops.

So instead I went with Yuriko, as she's literally the queen of Trance.

*Insert comedy drum solo here*

I want to thank everyone who replied to this week's topic. If your mail wasn't featured, you'll have to accept my apologies, as I can't always include all of the replies that I receive. We've also had a few problems with the transition to our new mail server, and as such a number of mailbag replies were lost in the ether.

Next week's mailbag question is: -

"What features would you like to see added to (or removed from) C&C 4?"