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Kanye is promoting his new album Yeezus, by having his daughter with fame whore Kim Kardashian the day it was slated to be released. He also pulled a sex scandal 3 days before it released. Dude knows what he’s doing…every move is calculated for his empire…But what I don’t understand a few things…mainly why he would cast his brother-in-law in a promo video of his album doing some American Psycho act with another one of Kim Kardashian’s homies…

I mean I get that he’s Hollywood, and forever locked into that horrible family, but he probably should publicly acknowledge it, it can’t be good with keeping things hip hop, even if hip hop is all hollywood pop now…if I was him I’d play the deadbeat dad role…or maybe I woulda accidentally punched the pig woman in the stomach a few times…or staged a car accident to rid the world of her like a real YEEZUS would.

Here’s one of his new songs called Black Skinhead and love him or hate him, and wish bad things on his baby momma or not, dude knows how to make good music…

I forgot to post this last week, because I was so caught up in TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE , which in and of itself was a feel good story of coming out on top….or coming on top…or being cummed on from on top…

Doesn’t matter…what does matter is that Kanye, humiliated that he knocked up the teen mom of her generation, Kim Kardashian enough to get her pregnant….and now he’s locked into her and forced to hang out with her to look like he’s not a deadbeat, even though it is bad for his career to associate with such garbage and the fact that he does is just major fail on his part….was walking with his head down, and he went right into a pole.

Kim tried to comfort him but was probably more interested in eating his corpse if he died, this is like that Movie ALIVE, just walking makes her that desperate for food.

And Kanye tried to be a man, running his 5 foot 4 self up to the paparazzi and screaming at him like a teen girl on her period who’s dad wouldn’t lend her the car for the night as a white dude gets his back, cuz that’s gangster, while the immigrant paparazzi apologizes like a pussy, because let’s face it, that’s what the paparazzi are.

I mean I guess you could have just watched the video, instead of reading my play by play….assuming you read my play by play….no one read this did they?

Apparently Kanye West has dropped a sex tape… according to radaronline and is shopping it around because if there is one thing and one thing only that he can learn from his girlfriend, KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER SEX TAPE , is that Opened many doors….or maybe he just can’t have her have something he doesn’t have….especially considering she’s pushing a billion dollar brand all thanks to a sex tape…making Kanye’s genius business savvy say “i should do that too”…cuz as much as he produces hits, he’s hanging on and plotting how to stay on top hard….

Apparently the girl in the video looks like Kim Kardashian cuz Kim Kardashian is done with sex tapes…even though KIM KARDASHIAN HAS DONE A SEX TAPE and it was like watching two apes mate in the zoo…cuz under all that make-up she’s an animal..

I accidentally listened to Kanye’s first album last night. Not because I like Kanye and want to reflect on his work and contribution to the world of music, but because I was hanging out with a group of 20 year olds and they thought it would be fun to listen to old school rap…I just kept on drinking and got to thinking that life probably woulda been better if that accident that got him press back when he was starting out, the world wouldn’t be polluted to these bullshit Lady Gaga inspired videos that only really make me happy cuz there’s some titty in it and titties should always be in music videos…but that’s just cuz I like titty everywhere…just last night at dinner I made a breast out of my mash potatos which woulda gone a lot better if I decided to titty fuck it after I left the restaurant.

To See The Video Follow This Link – And No This Site is Not a Hip Hop Site GO

I will only believe that Kanye is straight when he releases a sex tape, you know of him actually inside of Amber Rose, and even then I would have to be on set to make sure that he wasn't staring at a dude jerking off in the corner or gay porn to stay hard while fucking Amber Rose. You see, I know gay people and I know that they grab and fondle and even make out with their fag hags. They grab their tits and slap their asses and the whole thing is more of a joke and game to them. I've even seen a fag simulate rape on a girl, but dude wasn't hard and the second a bitch tried to fuck him cuz she liked the attention he was giving her, since she was fat and never had that much male attention in her life, he freaked the fuck out because you see in being gay, the idea of fucking chicks and the vagina are the real determining factors.

So here are some pics of Kanye showing his best girlfriend some love, because she let him style her hair or choose her outfit or someshit while talking about boys, he's not kissing her cuz he fucks her or is all hung up on her, ther is no way he isn't kissing her as a friend.

In believing nothing you see on television or in the entertainment industy, because nothing gets on TV or without it being run by an approval board, because there is too much money on the line, making it impossible for people to just jump on stage and do shit like Kanye pulled, it turns out Kanye and Taylor both have the same agent.

His name is David Wirtschafter.

That means this was a lie to the people and a lie to everyone they have been interviewed by, including my favorite vagina, Whoopi Goldburg, reminding us that Talyor swift is a usless fucking cunt just trying to get more buzz and Kanye is still the piece of shit, closet case, only child brat with a dead mother.

We’re all such fucking idiots and should know better than this, so remember nothing you see is real. These people are just puppets and we just drink the fucking Kool Aid. I am usually way smarter than this. Oh well.

I guess it was time for Kanye to make an appearance with a girl to keep up the lie that he’s not a fag. So he chose the most obnoxious bikini he could find, you know one that he’s seen in the stripclubs the last time he had to pretend he was straight, or maybe he saw it in one of the porn mags one of his homies stole from the convenience store when they were 16 and back Kanye when Kanye realized he liked shopping better than pussy. I’m not really complaining though, she’s got a hefty booty and shit is pretty fuckin alright to look at, even if I see the gold diggin’ in her eyes, you can’t hate a bitch for riding the opportunity wave and milkin some insecure dude who is willing to be milked as long as she doesn’t try to put her hand on his dick cuz he’d find that gross…..

Amber Rose, the girl who is known for being Kanye West’s shopping partner, because he can’t buy women’s clothes for himself, people will start askin’ questions about how straight he is, so he might as well do it with some slutty bitch he isn’t fucking, so the media thinks he’s fucking her, so that no one calls him out on suckin’ dick while wearing panties.

Either way she took her Irrelevant Celebrity Status to an Irrelevant Event, like the Guess store opening, because I guess Guess didn’t die when their poster girl Anna Nicole did, it died long before that….

Speaking of Guess, when I was younger and more sociable, before just giving people dirty looks, I’d throw out bra sizes at girls wearing Guess shirts like they were asking me to guess their titty size and great times were had by all…

I haven’t seen South Park in years but I watched this clip and it’s fucking obscure as hell, the joke is so fucking out there and stupid that I laughed. It is also hating on Kanye and how ridiculous he is so you’ll probably like it. My computer is running like shit and so is my brain so I gotta get me some motherfuckin’ food. I’ll be back.

Kanye West took his new girlfriend out shopping, because buying her shit is the only reason she’s hanging out with him, it’s all part of the deal, along with fucking him up the ass like he was one of her lesbian lovers with her massive strap-on, but that’s just because it’s not as gay that way. I am having a debate with my stepdaughter right now who says she looks like a cheap hooker from the 90s from the neck down and like a dad from the neck up holding a life jacket in the event she has to jump off the fuckin’ boat and escape this asshole rappers wratch, while I just think she looks like a dyke about to go out and chop up some wood and plant an organic garden, because when you denounce dick, you’re only serious about it if you end all meat intake.

It really doesn’t matter, some rapper I met from NYC this weekend seems to think Jesus Walks is an epic song, that Kanye’s an amazing producer and that he just talks to much. I think Kanye’s an insecure little baby with sexual identity issues, trying to convince himself that all teh positive reinforcement his mom gave him was actually reality, even if he never really felt in in his heart.

Either way, Amber Rose is ugly, whether she’s a dyke or a hooker or just some groupie hipster bitch trying to get ahead and again, who really gives a shit.

So some Kanye West video just dropped and I figured I’d post it because everywhere that’s talking about it is saying shit like

Its not your computer this is how the video really is Kanye west ft kid cudi Welcome to heartbreak

or

Kanye makes a revolutionary move by making a video that will make people smack their TVs to see if they still work…

or

Mastermind, Kanye West Intentionally produces a video that will make you want to find ….

Shut the fuck up. Kanye’s not an innovator. He’s a biter. Not only is his music on some raping hipsters from Baltimore and Paris and making their unwanted mainstream baby because they are pro-life, but he’s also ripping off that Man in the Moon movie about Andy Kaufman where he wants to fuck his Christmas special up to get people out of their seat and smacking their TVs. I figure that was 30 years ago, so media, stop sucking his big clit and stroke his insecure fake ego, shit’s been done.

I am really only posting this video to go with the pictures of the monster Kanye’s been fucking, Either she’s got cancer or a dick, I don’t fucking know, but I do know that these aren’t doing a good job putting the rumors that he like an nice broad shouldered, bald headed man to rub up next to….if you know what I mean…if you don’t I’ll spell it out for you…he’s a fucking homo.

I somehow managed to get on Kanye’s email list. I guess he sends shit out to various blogs to get some more exposure as part of his marketing strategy. He makes it look like he’s personalizing the shit, which makes us feel really important so we post it.

The truth is that I don’t really care either way. In fact, part of me hates everything about Kanye West and the other part of me really doesn’t give a fuck either way. I get he’s an ego, it’s an act, he’s insecure, his mother died for his sins and all that shit, but when I get emails like this, I can’t help but post them, because they are the kind of wisdom I feel we’re all lacking in our lives and by wisdom, I mean insanity. On a side note, I like how it’s all in caps lock, shit alienated me so much I only got through the first couple lines but liked where he writes thanks Paris because a genius loves company or some other ridiculous thing.

Subject: LAST DAY IN PARIS!

“THIS IS MY LAST DAY IN PARIS AND IT’S BEEN CRAZY. I’VE MET SO MANY DOPE PEOPLE. I FEEL SO INSPIRED BY THE TRIP… I’VE BEEN THINKING OF RAPS, BEATS, CLOTHES, VIDEOS ,STAGE DESIGNS AND PHILOSOPHIES … I ALWAYS FEEL MY BEST WORK IS MY NEXT WORK… I’VE MADE SOME GOOD CHOICES AND SOME MISTAKES… I’VE BEEN LOVED AND HATED…. I’VE BEEN HAILED AND RIDICULED… I’VE BEEN INVITED TO SHOWS AND AS USUAL ASKED NOT TO COME… I’VE BEEN ATTACKED FOR BEING ME… FOR BEING BRIGHT RED IN A GREY WORLD…. I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY… WHEN ENCAPSULATED IN AN IDEA OR BOX LIKE A STAGE OR SHOE DESIGN I CREATE MAGIC… WHEN LEFT FREE SOMETIMES I BURN THINGS… IT’S THE NATURE OF A TRUE ARTIST… I AM NOT PERFECT AND I WILL NEVER BE WHAT I WAS TAUGHT MY WHOLE LIFE AND THAT WAS TO BE “CHRIST LIKE”… I’M FINE WITH JUST BEING THE BEST ME! I ACCEPT AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY MISTAKES AND LEARN FROM THEM. I WILL NEVER ATTACK NEGATIVE PEOPLE AND THEIR ENERGY…I FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY DON’T THINK FOR THEMSELVES BUT MERELY BASE THEIR OPINIONS ON WHAT THEY WERE TAUGHT. LIFE IS A GAME! IF EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS DOING WHEN I WAS DOING IT THERE WOULD BE NO CHALLENGE THEREFORE NO GAME. IT IS THE CRACK IN THE WALL THAT ALLOWS LIGHT TO SHINE THROUGH… SOOO THANK YOU SENSATIONAL NEWS REPORTERS … THANK YOU GOSSIP SITES… THANK YOU BARBER SHOPS… THANK YOU TO ANYONE WHO THRIVES ON THE DOWNFALL OF OTHERS FOR I WILL NOT FALL!!! YOUR PESSIMISM IS MY POWER… YOUR PRESUMPTIONS LEAD TO MY REDEMPTIONS … I DON’T LIKE THE OBVIOUS… I LIKE THE TENSION… I LIVE FOR THE FIGHT… I AM A SOLDIER OF FREE THOUGHT IN A CLOSED MINDED WORLD AND I AM READY FOR WAR… I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING SO I AM FEARLESS … YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW WHO YOU’RE UP AGAINST… I WILL SPARK A GENERATION OF THINKERS WHO WILL QUESTION TRADITIONAL THOUGHT UNTIL THEY FIND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME SOMEONE TO PROVE WRONG AS I HAVE DONE FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE… YOU FEEL THE WORLD WILL NEVER CHANGE.. YOU FEEL MISERY IS THE ONLY COMPANY… AND I AM HERE TO PROVE YOU ALL WRONG… (I’LL GIVE THE SECRET TO MY DEMISE FOR ALL THAT WISH I WOULD JUST DROP DEAD…. ACCEPTANCE!!… IF YOU COULD FINISH MY SENTENCES THERE WOULD BE NO REASON TO START THEM. ) THANK YOU PARIS ONCE AGAIN FOR ALLOWING ME ACCESS TO THE GREATEST ARTISTS AND DESIGNERS THIS EARTH HAS TO OFFER… THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION BECAUSE GENIUS LOVES COMPANY”

Let’s hope he keeps me on this crazy email list. It feels like group therapy with a self absorbed prick who preaches his crazy theories and over analyzed ideas and I find that fun. Next time I promise to read the whole thing.

I hate Kanye West. You can tell dudes an insecure little pussy with no friends. He just secured a deal with Luis Vuitton to make some hip hop shoes for them, because that’s how these big corporations work, hire a celebrity to be the face to a new direction they are taking their shit.

Now he’s on some ego trip. Like he’s a fashion icon, because not only did his mom suck his dick and make him feel like a star when she was alive, but so did everyone else. He is the kind of guy in dire need of getting beat the fuck up and the only way we can do that is to not buy anything he does, or participate in his music.

That means, everytime it hits the radio, call your radio station and complain. That means standing outside your local record store staging hunger strikes and shit. This motherfucker is detrimental to the world and needs to be stopped.

In this video, he’s decided to joke around about changing his name to Martin Luis the King Jr and I find that offensive. Kanye hasn’t progressed society in anyway, he’s just a little 5 foor 6 cunt with small man syndrome and no mother.