I felt bad for him when I read this because he has referred to me by this name before and it occurred to me that he might be running out of new ideas for nicknames derived from the word “bro.” So, to help my bro out, I spent the better part of a trip to Lime Ridge Mall today brainstorming new bro puns while my woman shopped. Without further ado, The Definitive List of Bro Puns.

Brosario Dawson

Broseph Stalin

Broseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Frozen Brogurt/Brozen Yogurt

Brometheus Bound

Han Brolo

Bromeo & Juliet

Indiana Brones

The Bro-End Theory

Bronly the Lonely

Brotissimus Dorsi (it controls your fist bump flexors)

Chuck Broris (meme [br]overkill alert!!)

Bro-back Mountain (lame I know)

…shrimp gumbro…

Brorange Julius

Broakley Eyewear

La Vie en Brose (my woman made that one up)

Unterseebrooten/Das Broot

The Notorious Bro.I.G.

Broagie Sandwich

Brocal Chords*THIS JUST IN* He just texted me and called me “Bro Pesci”

Brosama bin Laden

Barack Brobama

Bronads

Bromez Addams

Brocestershire Sauce

Bromer Simpson

Pierce Bro-snan

Doc Bro-lliday

The Land Brofore Time V: The Brosterious Island

Broverfield

Binomial Bromenclature

Spit-Broast

Bay City Brollers

Brohio Players

Chef Broyardee

Brosie O’Donnell:

“She wears underwear with dickholes in ’em”

Bro Namath/Montana/Mantegna

Bro Way, Jose

Bromar Little

Wonderbro

Brogi Bear

Broga Flame

Arbroter

Abro Kadabra

Bronan the Barbarian

Braute Couture

Carbros the Jackal

Brovarian Motor Verks/Works (BMW)

Broservoir Dogs

Inglourious Brosterds

Keyser Broze

Brone Thugz n’ Harmony

Erin Bro-ckovich

Super Saiyan Broku:

His power level …. IT’S BROVER 9000!!

Brosiecrucianism

Brogadier General

Supreme Allied Brommander

Brorophyll

Broto-synthesis

The Neverending-Ending Brory

Broviet Union:

Iron Bro-fist

Brodeo Drive

Broman Numerals….

K, I think that’s it for the time being. I will update this list if I need to but there should be enough there to get anyone by for a while.