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It is somewhat of an ongoing goal to lob Wendy's softballs on Twitter, for them to hit absolute home runs off of. Most of these are centered in some way on McDonald's, and how their ice cream machines are busted. Wendy's has yet to let us down. But then again, they are the Roast Master of Twitter. See here for a collection of their roasts, if you need confirmation.

TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.

There's nothing like the feeling of a sick comeback or a sweet burn. Lucky for us, we have the internet, so we live in the most comeback-rich time in history. The relatable, the weird, the brutal and the just plain funny are all represented. Oh man is it sweet. If you want to see some more of these, then check out some more comebacks right here.

It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu.

Wendy's is always game to decimate any temporarily emboldened, spicy people on Twitter. Their banter is brutal, and errs on the side of being on point. In this case, they have to remind someone what a fridge is.

Whoever's running that Wendy's social media game damn well deserves a nice raise. They're putting on a show in how to mix with business with banter, and they never fail to keep those spicy levels at 100.

It seems like absolutely everyone is dragging IHOP for their publicity stunt change to IHOb. You can tell all these other brands are trying to scramble to get on the same publicity train, but it's still pretty funny.

100% a better love story than Twilight. Just when we were sure that it'd take a while for Wendy's to outdo herself on Twitter with the killer social media game, we get this blossoming romance for the ages.