“In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.”
(Google “chocolate jokes” and this is the kind of thing you come up with.)

Laughed out loud at this one! Thought it a great idea….then blood sugar went NO, oh ok if it’s not white, um, no must be brown, oh no you don’t, it’s dark or nothing!
Diabetics have to make such taste bud wrenching decisions…