All-new demotivational proverbs are mixed in with the most depressing of the old ones. Also includes double the amount of Notable Deaths and new sections such as Useful Phrases (translated into French, German, Mandarin and Spanish), Personal SWOT Analysis, Apology Note templates and Bank Insecurity Questions.

An address book section includes space for People Who Never Call and Imaginary Friends. A notes section includes Ideas You'll Never Follow Up and Notes Toward A Tweet Everyone Will Ignore.