Friday, September 16, 2011

Friday Confessions

1. When people ask me how I'm doing I say "good", not "well". I feel like saying "well" makes me sound like one of those people who use "can" and "may" correctly.

2. Not that there's anything wrong with being correct, it just feels funny coming outta me. It would be like using a British accent. Does. Not. Fit.

3. Squeaky doors are my nails on a chalkboard.

4. I once started a post that began with my amazing ability to hold in my pee for large amounts of time.

5. These Friday things get written throughout the week, as situations arise. Number five: Wednesday. Mood: near meltdown. Prediction: when you read this all the drama will be over and I will be on my way to a relaxing mini-holiday on the cape.

6. I said "mini-holiday" in my head with a snooty British accent. Sometime words deserve special treatment; in this case it does not feel out of place.