3 years ago, my department unknowingly booked conference rooms all day for 3rd quarter behavior reviews on bosses day. Man, that was awkward. My people got me a bunch of candy and a balloon. I was eating the candy as I was scripting my comments for their individual reviews.

Yeah sure...take all the bitches to lunch on Administrative Assistant Day and thank the **** out of them for all their hard work(okay so steady work)...(alright damn it they goof the **** off alot). Bosses day comes and goes and NADA. Can't wait for April and some payback. I can hear the ****in whispers and belly aching from around the corners all day long.

So when people get home from work, do their wives expect a present to on Bosses Day?

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