typically found in 4chan's /b/ random folder
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat

/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to fiji.

A constant dweller of the /b/ random image board on 4chan. Constantly have naked attention-seekers on boards, which the response will be "MOAR!" by about the 4th post.

Wins at: Bullying sensitive people on Myspace. Will trivialize a suicide by calling them an heroes.

Loses at: Raids. Most raided sites will be highly butthurt, but due to their memes the raiders will easily be recognized. Simply say they are from 4chan's /b/ board, and they will retreat complaining about the new cancer coming to their board.

Whom they love to bully: Wapanese, Emos

Whom they secretly fear: Newfags, Moralfags

If you don't want to see illegal CP, cover your eyes at their /b/ board.

We are cowards behind a proxy computer and overblown mottos. We are a disorganized legion of half-distracted /b/tards. We do not forgive our parents. We do not forget about what pissed us off. Expect us to kill ourselves from the inside.