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A shameless Greenpeace global warming propaganda video targeting impressionable young children warns that Christmas may be cancelled if they don’t urgently help to stop the supposed ‘melting’ of the polar ice caps.

Bringing bad tidings, a dishevelled and sinister looking Santa, speaking from what appears to be a prison cell, informs excited children the world over of how operations at the North Pole have become impossible due to “melting ice”.

After unsuccessful attempts to bring the issue to the attention of our world leaders, scary Santa says the only way we can save Christmas is by signing up to the “Save Santa’s Home” campaign and join the likes of illuminati establishment whores Madonna & Paul McCartney in creating a “sanctuary” around the North Pole.

It’s quite ironic that Greenpeace is using a lucrative mythical figure to try and sell the lucrative myth of anthropogenic global warming, although I suppose if your naive enough to believe in global warming, you’ll still probably believe in Santa too.

Dear children, regrettably I bring bad tidings. For some time now melting ice here at the North Pole has made our operations and our day to day life intolerable and impossible… and there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas.