Quote of the Day: Where’s Amanda Marcotte When You Need Her Edition

“Even the NRA [National Rifle Association] would agree that sex toys are less dangerous than guns so there is even less reason for the government to regulate sex toys.” – Attorney Gerry Weber in ‘Guns in Georgia town: OK. Sex toys: Not so much.’ [at msnbc.com]

Well this is pretty obvious here. The anti’s know they don’t really have a leg to stand upon. On legal, constitutional, or even logical grounds. The ONLY possible way they can possibly ‘win’ is in the court of public opinion. This is why we have an endless parade of miss leading stories, outright lies, personal attacks, and attempts to make ‘the people of the gun’ seem ridiculous. This is ALL they have.

So a guy is waiting in a Doctor’s office and finally the old Doc comes in. He looks at his patient and says “i see you would not tell the nurse why you needed to see me.”
“No.” said the patient, a man in his late thirties. It’s too embarrassing and I don’t think I can describe how bad the problem is.”
“Try to relax.” said the Doctor. “I’ve been around a long time. I’ve seen it all, heard it all and cured some things I never believed I could. Now just tell me the problem and we’ll get on with the cure.”
“OK.” Said the man. “But if I tell you it will just be wasting time. I have to show you.” And with that he unbuckled his belt, unsnapped his paints and dropped them and his underwear in the some motion. The afflicted man was right that words alone would never convey what the Doctor saw next and the Doctor knew that the horror he felt showed on his face but he couldn’t help it. He took some comfort in the fact that he didn’t run out of the room and evacuate the office. Simply stated the man had an orange penis. But it was the hue of the orange that put fear in his heart. It was an orange that GOD would not have used to afflict Job. It was an orange that by comparison made safety orange or dayglow orange look like the subtle muted colors in a Degas or Monet. It was an orange that any living creature knew was not caused by anything natural to the universe and that death was preferable to being attached to the afflicted appendage. The doctor sat down, composed himself and knew he had to help this person. Perspiring he looked at the man and said “I’ve got to know everything about you so I can start to help you immediately. Let’s start with some basic questions. “Are you married?” “No.” said the man. ” I have never wanted to get married.” “What do you do for a living?” “I have been unemployed for over a year.’ said the man. “What do you do with your time?” “Watch porn and eat Cheeto’s.” replied the man.

I have to say, I don’t think I particularly want the NRA to have any opinion on Sex Toys at all. It’s just not in their charter… I definitely don’t want to hear Wayne LaPierre’s stance. Let’s let them just stick to guns.

Now, if you want to form the NDA (National Dildo Association), I’d agree they should be against government regulation (except to ensure not toxic or otherwise intrinsically dangerous) – let’s just say “Performs to specifications”. But Likewise I don’t think the NDA’s charter then should have anything to do with the regulation of firearms.

<joke>A woman goes to the store and asks for batteries, The clerk, an elderly gentlemen, beckons with a trembling finger, “Come this way.” The woman says, “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the batteries!”
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Oh great. Now you double MSLSD traffic by sending us to their site. But supermodels are not appropriate? Please post a clear warning with your links to libtard sites. Something like: THIS LINK IS TO NSFTHB SITE (NSFTHB = not safe for those having brain)

Vibrators and batteries must be ordered and shipped separately to a licensed sex therapist. A transfer fee of $45 must be paid upon recieving sexual device. A sex education class must be completed if you are to use device on a partner. A CCW permit must be held by those using a strap-on (Citizen Cock Wearer).

Great, now the “sex toys everywhere” bill in GA. School, churches, libraries…no where will it be safe from these menacing sex toys…there’ll be semen running in the streets and it will be all on the NRAs hands…

Did ANYONE even notice the phrase ” local ordinance” in the MSNBC article??? Just go to the next town to buy your toy.
I live a mile from Indiana. I can’t buy booze on Sunday in Indiana. In Illinois I can. People cross the border to get a deal on booze, cigarettes, gasoline guns whatever-and dildos. Last I checked sex toys weren’t covered in the constitution. My 2A RIGHTS ARE This is just another anti gun article masquerading as something else.