There are few images in the visible spectrum more worthy of disdain than Sean Hannity, chin aquiver as he foments outrage in the name of “patriotism.” And so, accordingly, there are few images more worthy of celebration than watching him tuck that chin in to chow down on a big ol’ plate of shit.

If Twitter has seemed just a teensy bit more bearable over the last few months, that’s because Jack recently got around to banning Tim Gionet, the alt-right’s resident Goofus. As “Baked Alaska,” Gionet was one of the MAGA movement’s loudest, clumsiest trolls, a man just as likely to hit on 13-year old girls as he was…

We’ve all had bad job interviews—the kind where you get stuck on basic questions about the kind of work you’re meant to do or the reasons why you’re so passionate about pursuing a career in a field you couldn’t give less of a shit about.

After appearing in a Vice News documentary in which he showed off his guns and acted like a big tough guy, Nazi radio host Christopher Cantwell appeared in a much more entertaining YouTube clip that consisted of him crying about how anti-fascists were being too mean to him and the police had a warrant out for his…

Christopher Cantwell is a self-proclaimed fascist “alt-right” loudmouth who openly calls for the violent overthrow of the U.S. government in order to create a white ethno-state free of the polluting influence of Jewish people and people of color, particularly black people, whom he considers intellectually inferior and…

Most recent news has had us relying on the “kick in democracy’s ass” tag, but today, for the first time in a while, we’re able to break out the old “schadenfreude” label: The Associated Press reports that Martin Shkreli, a man only slightly less popular than Trump, has been convicted of securities fraud.

If you think that doing karaoke to “Ignition (Remix)“ in the wake of the recent BuzzFeed News story alleging R. Kelly is brainwashing young women into participating in an abusive “sex cult” is problematic, try going to an R. Kelly concert. It seems that people are having second thoughts about doing just that, as…

Support for impeaching Donald Trump is now higher than his job-approval rating, meaning that there is cause for much lip-smacking celebration as the Mueller investigation zeroes in on him, and the prospect of the embarrassing and shameful circus of his administration ending prematurely looks more likely. As is so…

Whether Fyre Festival—the three-day musical festival in the Bahamas that was pitched as a luxury playground for the rich and easily influenced but ended up more like a rusty jungle gym—was a success or not depends on whether you believe in the concept of “bad press.” On the one hand, a lot more people know what Fyre…

As much as we might all enjoy a night of trivia at our local watering hole, answering questions about everything from potent potables to whatever punning-on-history category the writers come up with on Jeopardy! is a different beast altogether. Contestants are racking their brains for multiple games a day (assuming…

You might feel better about the Jem And The Hologramsmovie ruining your childhood when you learn that it’s just made history: It’s the first wide-release film to be pulled from theaters for underperforming. Yahoo! Finance reports that, rather than let the the poorly-conceived adaptation bring down its box-office…

Earlier this week news broke that Turing Pharmaceuticals, the company responsible for producing the the drug Daraprim, which helps with the treatment of AIDS and cancer, would be see its price raised from $13.50 to $750 per pill. The news of this 5,000 percent price increase drew ire from all corners of the internet,…

As Donald Trump displays his leadership abilities by throwing a $500 million legal temper tantrum, the people that work for him have decided that, while they were fine with participating in an antiquated ritual that—no matter how much it protests to the contrary—reinforces the notion that women are most valuable for…