Now the Brooklyn Eagle and NY Daily News report that neighbors of the soon-to-open Barclays Center are trying to fend off an actual Hooters from opening in their neighborhood, but no one's laughing. (Not even at the category name "breastaurant.")

“I don’t know whether it’s a cultural clash or a clash in values, but it’s not the kind of establishment people would expect to find in Brownstone Brooklyn,” said CB6's Craig Hammerman.

Best lines of the story in the News: "A group called Save Park Slope declared war on Twitter Monday. 'We will fight Hooters on all fronts,' the group tweeted."