So, they didn’t do a whole set of “Paris” like Jay-Z joked about, but according to audience members, Kanye and Jay set the record with eleven performances of their song. Appropriate, no? Although it also would have been funny if they played it 0 times, like “Sorry, Paris.” And then France’s financial markets crashed, rappers stopped loving Paris, the streets boiled over with carnage, and this whole zombie apocalypse thing we have going on in the U.S. started to look like child’s play in comparison.