...and then this morning, I saw a website for the funniest Christian Rock groups and one of them had an album titled "Jesus Use Me" and I thought about jesus porn but then I realized that there are crucifix and baby jesus dildos and there went THAT idea.

Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."

Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had
...

Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."

I like this blurb : "Looks at various cases of people being badly injured or burned whilst attempting sex acts with various substances or implements, including vacuum cleaners and pipes, a hot melon, and concrete."

I like this blurb : "Looks at various cases of people being badly injured or burned whilst attempting sex acts with various substances or implements, including vacuum cleaners and pipes, a hot melon, and concrete."

Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had
...

Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."