Funny Quotes For Father's Day

Father's Day is a special time of the year for dads all around the world. It is important to show how much he meant to you on this special day. Don't forget to get your dad that special present and say something silly to him, like one of these quotations! It's a great way to start off the day and a great way to spend time with dad. Tell jokes to each other!

Below are some great funny quotes to help celebrate Father's Day.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.Mark TwainFatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.Bill CosbyA father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.Enid BagnoldA father carries pictures where his money used to be.

AnonymousThe older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.Tim RussertA man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.Gabriel Garcia MárquezTo her the name of father was another name for love.Fanny FernMy father was a statesman; I'm a political woman. My father was a saint. I'm not.Indira GandhiFather, whom I murdered every night but one, That one, when your death murdered me.Howard MossTo be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.Ernest Hemingway
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