Item: August 19, 2011 — “German soccer club FC Cologne announced Thursday three fans accused of throwing urine and feces during a German league game have been handed a three-year nationwide ban from all German stadiums.”

The free chow offered to protesters was boosting the crowd.“People say they are here for the cause, but the real reason is the free food,” quipped Cameron, 26, of Jersey City.“On my third day, they had smoked salmon with cream cheese. You know how much smoked salmon is a pound? Sixteen dollars. I eat better here than I do with my parents!”

Isn’t that… special? Cameron is 26 and he’s living with his parents!
And just who is paying for the fantastic 24-7 food for these protesters? The money is coming from somewhere… where? It would be interesting to know.

B. DRUGS

“I’ve been smoking and drinking in here for eight days now,” said Dave, booze on his breath and his eyes bloodshot as he lay sprawled on a tattered sheet of cardboard. “I need to get some methadone. Every day, I wake up, and I’m f–ked up.”Drugs can be easy to score — a Post reporter was offered pot for $15 and heroin for $10.

Yeah, I bet they saw similar problems at the Tea Party protests, all those fiscally responsible people – with jobs that they have to return to, and children to take care of – talking quietly among themselves, and cheering the speakers at the podiums – while mainlining their heroin, defecating on police cars, and having wild sex, wild sex, wild sex, baby! And speaking of…

C. SEX

And some couples have taken advantage of the free condoms distributed by organizers to do the nasty in full view of other protesters.“It kinda makes me think of what Woodstock must have been like,” said one protester, Sarah, 19 from the Upper West Side.“I haven’t hooked up with any guys … but one of my friends did have sex in a tarp with a guy last night.”

Yep, every self-respecting girl that I can think of selects the guy she wants based on whether he can “do her” in a tarp. She has high standards and is deserving of only the greatest of respect from others (as well as herself). And by the way, why are organizers of a Wall Street financials protest busy handing out free condoms at the protest event? What’s the importance of condoms at a protest event?

D. CLEANLINESS

But as the protest ground on for a 23rd day, it was evident that there were challenges. Zuccotti Park smelled like an open sewer — with people urinating and defecating in public.

My kinda place. My kinda people. Boo-yah! What will mommy and daddy think of you, urinating and defecating like a 1 year old in public? I’d ask what your friends would think… but it’s already clear what kind of people you’d choose as your friends, and what they would think.

PRIESTS AND FAITH:

Oh, heck, read the link. These are “liberation theologists”, straight from the 60’s. I guess they got tired of living in central and south America, and now they’re here at the protests.

FINAL NOTE:

At one point yesterday, a speaker from Washington, DC, told protesters how to break out of zip ties and handcuffs in case they get collared.The protest vet, Ryan Clayton, 30, demonstrated how use a bobby pin to spring the cuffs open — while claiming he was “not encouraging people to break out of restraints.”

Didja catch that? “A speaker from Washington DC”, also referred to as a “protest vet” at the age of 30. Hmmmm.