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4. Who can forget our very own expert gardener and author of several gardening books "Jonathan Spade".

5. The surname of a friend of ours in Australia - Bill - is Drain and, yes, he not only owns a large plumbing company but also his initials are "W.C."

6. In the 1950s my husband worked for a firm of architects in the Midlands UK. Whenever his boss wanted to call the firm of plumbers they used, he would dissolve into laughter. His secretary knew who he meant and would ask "do you want me to contact Allcock and Tinball, Sir?"

Spotted: A Rocky Road

Nanogirl Michelle Dickinson was driving to Wanaka from Queenstown - the Crown Range road was closed and she found herself on the Queenstown Lakes Facebook page and came across this helpful photo diagram about what the potential danger was.

Causing a stir

In a cringe-making onstage appearance, the Governor of Illinois Bruce Rauner became part of a clunky corporate metaphor - the brainchild of a bloke who was a diversity and inclusion executive named Tyronne Stoudemire, who appeared alongside Rauner to discuss workplace diversity at a Black History Month event. The Chicago Tribune reports: Enlisting Rauner as his lanky magician's assistant, Stoudemire, who is black, poured a glass of milk to represent the white men who lead most organisations (including, um, the state of Illinois). "This chocolate syrup represents diversity," Stoudemire said, before squirting a healthy dash of brown syrup that immediately sank to the bottom of the glass. "When you look at most organisations, diversity sits at the bottom ... " Stoudemire continued. "You don't get inclusion until you actually stir it up." Rauner then stirred the syrup into the milk, turning it brown, and he took a sip and pronounced it good.

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