Chances are you’ve already heard that Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami at 4 A.M. on Thursday morning, and chances are you don’t really care. However, it turns out that this story is a lot more interesting than it seemed at first.

Why? Well, for starters, the Biebs was arrested for drag racing and driving under the influence of booze, pot, and prescription drugs—a douchebag hat trick! Now, on top of that, it turns out he was apparently with model Chantel Jeffries at the time of his arrest.

Who is Chantel Jeffries, and what does any of this have to do with sports? Well, I’ll tell you: Chantel Jeffries is the Kim Kardashian look-alike ex-girlfriend of Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson. And Bieber wasn’t just with her. At one point earlier in the evening she was driving his car.

Behold the Instagram evidence:

Of course, this pic was later deleted, but you know how the internet works.

Now, it’s been a while since DeSean and Chantel were together, and rumor has it the Eagles star is now dating Ashanti. But still, it’s got to sting the would-be rapper to know that Chantel Jeffries thinks he is in the same league as Justin [email protected]#$%g Bieber.

In any case, if you’d like to see a few more pics of the Chantel, the woman we’re all praying did not really hook up with Justin Bieber…well, here you go: