Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I probably say "holy shit i'm going to have a kid" in my head a dozen times a day.

I already quit smoking in the house. Going on the Chantix sometime soon to give it up for good.

Priorities, man.

Can't wait until those crazy pregnancy hormones start kicking in on the wife. Should fun, she already had the tendency to throw things at me before.

Going for the max quit is always good, but you can survive smoking outside too. I have for 12 years now.

Sure, you'll find yourself standing outside the window in 10 degree temps chaining while watching a Buckeye bowl game, but it's not like we're pussy Floridians. And you can just set the case of beer down on the table next to you - no refrigeration needed.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.

Just put them by the shitter. Either you'll flip through them or you won't, but to your wife, the probability of you reading them because they're next to the shitter will go up. Thus looking like you at least gave an effort.

A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.

Meh, read them if you want. It doesn't hurt. Bt everything you need to know you already do know by being a human non-idiot.

skatingtripods wrote:Just put them by the shitter. Either you'll flip through them or you won't, but to your wife, the probability of you reading them because they're next to the shitter will go up. Thus looking like you at least gave an effort.