[Barbra:]Once there was a wicked witchIn the lovely land of OZAnd a wickeder, wickeder,Wickeder witch that never, ever wasShe filled the folks in Munchkin LandWith terror and with dreadTill one fine day from KansasA house fell on her headAnd the coroner pronounced her: DEADAnd through the town the joyous news went runningThe joyous news that the wicked old witchWas finally done inDing-Dong! The witch is dead!

[Harold:]Which old witch?[Barbra:]The wicked witchDing-Dong! The wicked witch is dead!Wake up you sleepy head

[Harold:]Rub your eyes

[Barbra:]Get out of that bedWake up! The wicked old witch is dead!

[Both:]She's gone where the goblins goBelow, below, below - yo-ho!Let's open up and sing

[Barbra:]And ring those bells out...

[Harold:]Sing the news out!

[Barbra:]Ding-Dong! The merry-oSing it high and sing it lowLet them know the wicked old witch is dead