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oooh - tricky - though some women can manage a thong at any age - whereas some (I am one of these) should just leave them in the shop. large - comfortable - forget the itchy lace. But what a good s-i-law you are!

Although I would normally be echoing the sentiments of the others who have said, aghast, "You do your guest's laundry?" I am unfortunately living in a glass house and unable to chuck stones about.

You see, last Christmas, I put in a load of laundry at my in-laws' and forgot about it temporarily. When I reapproached the laundry a few hours later, I found my own -- *ahem* -- delicates neatly folded on top of the machine. Not sure if it was my mom-in-law, or my sister-in-law...all I can say in my own defense is that it was unpremeditated.

I would then fold it and leave it on the top of the pile of their washing and leave the pile where everyone can see - just because I like to be nasty sometimes!! And you wont need to do their washing again!!

I was shown the value of a G string at 18 by a beautiful Swedish whore, who taught me that women of class NEVER reveal a visible panty line on their outrageously tight pants, which she then proceeded to prove by bending over and displaying her seamless derriere to everybody in the pub, all of whom readily agreed with her.

A lesson I never forgot.

After awhile, they become so comfortable, it's difficult to go back to briefs.

But on to far more mind-occupying issues of this post. Who - voluntarily - wears a thong? E.V.E.R. Maybe it's because I'm a fatty boombah but seriously, I doubt a more uncomfortable, a more ugly piece of clothing has ever been created. E.V.E.R. I don't even have a fat arse. But man, that constant wedgie sensation, that some weird women find erotic, is literally just one big pain in the arse.

No experience with the thong, but a friend's sister showed her mother hers, & the mother went & tried them on, came out modelling them, -backwards! -saying o dear, I could never get used to these.She was 80!!