into y’all mouth. Just how you like it, ya li’l tramp.
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Excuse me?!
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Reilly O’Bill
It eats that shawarma. Eats it on up! It eats the shawarma and it likes it. It likes

that hummus sauce.
Go on an’ get it all over y’all chin. Aw, you’re so messy! So messy an’ naughty!
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with all this.
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Reilly O’Bill
Oh yeah. Eat that ****. Eat it all up, ya li’l ****.
Eat up that chunky man-babaganoush.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Nice talking to you and everything, but I really think I have to get going. Right now.
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Reilly O’Bill
Go ahead, boy. Stick that there greasy shawarma into y’all Greek pita. You gettin’ all

from Michael Moore.
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Reilly O’Bill
Daa-aang! Slow down, boy. I’m a-gettin’ hot!
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Not as hot as the Arctic Circle, which we are destroying with our lack of green

policies.
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Reilly O’Bill
What would y’all do on a date with Uncle Reilly?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Fighting for the liberation of a nation I’ve never been to or ever even heard of until

beads in there and dyed ‘em green.
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Reilly O’Bill
If y’all could have your way with me, what would y’all do?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I would shove an anti-war protest sign up your bum until it tickles your prostate.

You sissy.
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Reilly O’Bill
Do y’all plan to use protection?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
A condom made out of chicken skin and sesame oil-based lube. I believe it’s called

male reproductive organ™ brand.
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Reilly O’Bill
What kinda nasty **** are y’all into?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I like to go through other people’s garbage and sort them based on compostability.
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Reilly O’Bill
Boy howdy, if my family found out about this…
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I don’t believe in families. Not until gay people have the same rights we do.
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Reilly O’Bill
What do y’all yell out when you come?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I yell political slogans, like “Free Tibet!” Or, “YOU HAVE THE CHOICE TO ABORT THIS!”
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Reilly O’Bill
I’m about to come. Will you swallow my Jesus juice?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Only if it’s raw, unprocessed, organic fair trade semen.
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Reilly O’Bill
Dang. That was hotter ‘n a goat’s balls in a pepper patch. Whoooo-ee!
I’m gon’ send y’all a tubmail!

AND THERE YOU GO YOU LAZY RETARD ****S!Bear edited this message on 11/03/2008 3:38PM