HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up.
Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.