One day Ah Beng decided to wear his old shoes that is in the closet to church. Upon coming out of his car in the car park, the tip of his shoes was slightly open. Ah he said to himself I think it won’t be so bad just the tip was just a little open. I’ll be back after church service and change my shoes before it opens too wide.

The next time when you are traveling long distance in an airplane here are few suggestions to beat jet lag:

1. The night before the flight eat a lot of crappy food such as any food cooked with crabs. Once you get on the plane the next morning and settle down on your seat you’ll be set for a long slumber and wake up afresh at arrival of your destination.Read more…

Geography of Man

I actually thought this was a study about sports and success, till I got to the end. If you were like me, you might have choked on your drink and burst out laughing!

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Don’t you think the comparison is SO TRUE? There’s been so much written about men and their obsession with the size of their body parts (balls being one of them), this ad was just waiting to be made.

Jokes aside, I can’t wait till they come up with a study between social status and wheels, or women or computer gadgets … The tagline can potentially leave you needing CPR.

Now which of you is brave enough to forward this to your boss? I’m sure you are dying to find out how BIG are his BALLS? Well, I hope he has a REALLY GOOD sense of humour…. and your paycheck is safely in your bank account!