The Ben Davis and Kelly K Show

Story to Make You Say Daaaaaaaaamn

Police found 18 year old Christopher Scheller was hiding some interesting things when he crashed his car into a tree while allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol.

After being taken to a nearby hospital, doctors X-rayed him and found "an abnormality" inside his rectum, according to the police report. Yea.... his rectum (read: butt, pooper, booty, buttocks, tush). The "unusual find" consisted of four bracelets, four necklaces, 11 ladies rings, a socket wrench, and a bag of synthetic marijuana for good measure.