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I have a theory. I think it's probably "Husband ate beans for dinner." The unique path marks the boundary of the miasma of stink. The funny "stem" by the television probably means that the static electricity around the television attracts the gas cloud molecules. Poor lady. Can't even get close enough to change to channel so she doesn't have to watch "Pawn Stars."

She's making "carpet circles", like crop circles but in your living room instead of in a farmer's field.So there are meds to treat RLS? I have it but I usually end up jumping up and down, not making carpet circles.

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