The Off-Topic Mega Thread

There are way too many random pwned pics and penis gourd talk occuring in the forums. While I think it's funny and don't mind it I'm not a big fan of getting off topic on a thread. Please use this thread to post any random crazy gibberish you feel compelled to post and keep it out of threads with a specific conversation. Feel free to post custom photoshopped pics (Drink ;)), crazy stories undeserving of a thread, arguments, or anything daring not suitable for regular threads. Although the purpose of this thread is to show off crazy ideas and images, don't take it too far a la Tub Girl, Goatsee, Lemon party, etc. You've been warned!

I found this at that website drink just linked to.
It sounds like Sam Fisher from Splinter cell and Colonel Lambert (Sam's boss) are being gay together. It's an audio file with sound clips from the game, check it out. It's hilarious. Make sure your speakers are up. LINK