A Real Jerk

Uploaded 02/25/2009

A Real Jerk

Two men were in a hotel, standing on the 20th floor, which was the bar. Both of them were completely drunk. One says, “hey I’ll bet you $20 that I can jump down from this window and land on the window of the 15th floor.” “Yerrr on!” the other says. So the man jumps and miraculously he floats back into the window of the 15th floor. When he goes back to the bar he says “see… its just the wind that pushes you back.” “Ok my turn!” the man yells. He throws himself outside the window, hits the ground and dies. The bartender looks up and sighs. “Ya know Superman your a real jerk when your drunk