Spoof News and Parody Search

Funny satire stories about George Lucas

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Sources in Hollywood say George Lucas, award winning director and co-writer of American Graffiti, a coming-of-age movie set in 1962, and released in 1973, is currently planning another sequel.
The newest sequel, titled, Ame...

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies.
Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...

An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing...
Dave Prowse, who was credit...

PASADENA, CA - Never one to skirt a controversy, STAR WARS' creator George Lucas has offered to - once again - set the record straight so far as he's concerned with matters involving a galaxy far, far away.
"For years, there's been this brewi...

Following an announcement from George Lucas that he has retired from Hollywood and all the action and fantasy-adventure movies he's best known for, Lucas is reportedly working on his first independent art film from a secluded ranch in the Grand Teton...

A few weeks ago in a galaxy far, far, away a marketing genius inside the Lucas camp realized that "May the 4th" sounds very similar to "may the force" and so in 2011 International Star Wars Day was born. To celebrate this momentous occasion Lucasfil...

George Lucas, the man behind the incredibly successful Star Wars trilogy and the less successful Star Wars trilogy, has come out and stated that he is not related to Matt Lucas, bald headed star of Little Britain.
"Contrary to claims," said George...

Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood motion picture moguls Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have stated that they are seriously considering purchasing the entire state of Arizona.
Spielberg informed Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has had his attorney do some ex...

The annual 'Robotics Fair' in Kyoto, Japan, opened today with our Nipponese brethren declaring that robots will take over the world, because the Japanese don't want their kids doing mundane jobs, so the robots will not only take over the mundane empl...

Star Wars director George Lucas, has said in an interview that he is ready to start filming his new project, a rehash of the classic 1969 British film caper, The Italian Job.
Originally starring Michael Caine as Charlie Croker, the new movie stars...

(LaLa Land, CA) - After whipping up over 150 million dollars in North American box office receipts over the Memorial Day Holiday session, Indiana Jones and The Menace of The Crystal Arks of Doom, Part IV: Attack of the Commie Clones...

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will be released on May 22nd. Hollywood experts already project that this will be the biggest movie of the year in the United States and in the world. This fourth installment will still...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In his office at the Letterman Digital Arts Center, his state-of-the-art production headquarters, George Lucas is hard at work preparing the initial episodes of his much anticipated new Star Wars live-action television series. Pr...

MARIN COUNTY--Lucas (58) may be ready to die now that his purpose in life has been fullfilled. "I have said many times, I am done with everything Star Wars. So the only way to get around my decree, is for me to pass away. Then only then will...

Decrease wait time on each snippet (auto-advance mode) Increase wait time on each snippet (auto-advance mode) Current wait on each snippet (1 = short, 5 = long)

Ratings:

You can rate any snippet as it's passing by. (Didn't quite catch it? Hit the skip back button!)

Holding your mouse over the snippt should pop-up the ratings box, where you can see the snippet's current rating, and you can enter your own grade by clicking the approprate star, from 1 star (okay), to 5 stars (hilarious).

Bottom of snippet missing?

Use the scroll bar to the right - like you're doing now! As long as your mouse is over the snippets box, the snippets won't advance when you're in auto-advance mode.