If your last governor is headed for prison and the governor before him is already there,
*You might live in Illinois .*

If your latest US Senator lied to get the job,
*You might live in Illinois .. *

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
*You might live in Illinois ..*

If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there,
*You might live in Illinois .*

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
*You might live in Illinois ..*

If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
*You might live in Illinois .*

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
*You might live in Illinois ...*

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
*You might live in Illinois .*

If you drive the same speed during a blizzard as you do during regular weather
*You might live in Illinois ...*

Heard that after driving home from work during a snowstorm and laughed pretty hard because thats exactly what I did. Got less funny as the days went on because that blizzard turned out to be that terrible ice storm a year or two back.

Not really. His material is mostly the same...not really anything that I would call "new." His Illinois jokes are basically redneck jokes with a couple of words changed so that they aren't redneck jokes.

He USED to be funny. But the same style, same type of joke is only funny for so long before it gets to be a tired act.

Sadly, he is still one of the funniest people in our current era. We do not have many comics, and doing standup swearing every third word is not comic. I occasionally watch comedy central when I am home enough. Some guys have some decent material, then start insulting Christians, main stream USA and begin swearing a lot.

Yah know whats funny about these jokes, it shows how stupid the north eastern part of Illinois is for electing these tools, but it shows how stupid a lot of Americans are for voting a politician from Illinois in as president.

Sadly, he is still one of the funniest people in our current era. We do not have many comics, and doing standup swearing every third word is not comic. I occasionally watch comedy central when I am home enough. Some guys have some decent material, then start insulting Christians, main stream USA and begin swearing a lot.

Yah know whats funny about these jokes, it shows how stupid the north eastern part of Illinois is for electing these tools, but it shows how stupid a lot of Americans are for voting a politician from Illinois in as president.