Archive for March, 2019

School is back in session. I’ve always wanted to say that. With the Spring semester heating up, it’s time to go back to a simpler time for all of you ex-high schoolers out there, and a miserable torture session for the current high schoolers. In this episode Corey’s got a new horror pack, and we discuss the heartwarming classics ‘Final Exam’ and ‘Return to Horror High’.

Keep your scalpels handy, the Hallow-Holics are back for yet another stab-tastic episode. Don’t you just hate when you have to get your face replaced? What about when you’re reduced to just a pretty stump in a flower box? In this episode, we explore two movies that show you just how to handle those tricky situations with the 1960 French classic ‘Eyes Without a Face’ and Crispin–I mean Julian Sand’s brilliant romantic comedy ‘Boxing Helena’

Art is [obligatory avant garde pose] SUBJECTIVE. Velvet Buzzsaw, however, was terrible. Journey with us into the art world as we explore this, Bucket of Blood, Corey’s monthly horror pack, and the pretentious critics within us all.

There is nothing I love more than a mint julep, a warm summer night, and a pretentious theatre troupe digging up the dead. Why, I do declare it is the most lovely evening one can imagine. So why don’t we just all relax upon the back patio and enjoy ourselves a long, slow review with […]

Corruption and violence stalk the streets of New York, and only one undead but sometimes living man can deliver justice equally to the good and the bad, indiscriminately killing each and every one of them who stand in his way. In this episode, we discuss just how far that Maniac Cop will go in […]

I don’t want to be buried–ever, I want to live forever, but this isn’t about my issues. It’s about our issues with the new Pet Sematary. It’s also about the original. In this episode Corey and Maddy compare the two. The good. The bad. The dead and ugly. Check out this episode!

Summer is coming. I think we all know what that means–vacations. Whether it’s to a mundane motel on a stretch of beach far from civilization, a run-down mental hospital in Romania, or a charming Irish castle packed to the brim with cranky ghosts, everybody needs to unwind. This week, that’s just what Corey and […]

All around the world, it’s the same song – – weddings and honeymoons are nothing but trouble. Don’t take it from us, take it from Gene Wilder and Chevy Chase. They only ever end up in zany mayhem, mutant babies, and crazy capers with werewolves and drunken butlers. Join us in this episode as […]

I hope you’ve got a license to drive. Don’t want to get lost, boys. After all, you can’t kill gremlins or ghounies with a silver bullet. Now that we’ve got all the references to movies we’re not talking about out of the way, this is our belated April Fools special in which Corey finally […]