Apple's Siri — aka the queen of misunderstandings and bizarre witticisms — has added another feather to her quirky cap, Buzzfeed reports: When asked questions on how to improve one's diet and be healthier, the iPhone assistant offers up some valid but altogether goofy answers.

We decided to put Siri's nutritional advice to the test for ourselves, because... science? Here are some of her best healthy eating wisecracks: