"You are missing one ingredient. And that is, of course, the heat of SATAAANNNNN!" My tiny plastic co-writers and I couldn't look away from this awesomeness. Btw, love yer R rated site - most food blogs are so dry and look the same. I'd rather party with you guys, here - Great job!

BTW, I made this (sort of, since I made a ton of changes), but it was GLORIOUS PAD THAI! :-) My kids go around quoting this and can't wait to see more of Vegan Black Metal Chef. I don't know what that says about my family, but I'm cool with it.