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Saturday, March 15, 2014

This Victoria's Secret model with the alliteration for a name and a significant other set what I think is the personal record for most money paid for companionship. She recently spent a week in the Caribbean with a billionaire who paid her $5M for the week. Almost $1M a day. Apparently she wasn't shy about doing her best in earning that money at least according to one of the crew on the yacht they were staying.

If I had $5mill to spend on whores, I would find 5 non famous smoking hot chicks, and pay them each $100k / year for 5years to be at my beck and call. Then I would find 5 new ones for the next 5 years.

Do you mean a full 7 day week or a 5 day work week? Sounds like to me that it's only 5 days to earn $5 mil? Yes, sign me up. I could totally handle 5 days of "companionship" to never have to work again. I could even afford an expensive therapist to work it all out! Sugar wins!!!

After I feel them out, there maybe a sliding scale of Christmas Bonuses, to foster competition and make sure complacency doesn't set in. This would be funded by fines for saying, "No!" or "STOP!" or not being ready for action within 30 minutes of my call.

@Countess: They would be given a map w/ a circle on it and they would have to find accommodations within that area.

No days off per week. On call 24/7. That said, maybe I get a kink for 2-3 of them, and don't get around to the other 2 for a couple weeks, but they would need to be at the ready 24/7. Also, maybe I take 2 on vacation, so the others would have time off while I'm away.

I would have to give a couple personal days, and vacation time, but they would need to schedule that in advance. Sick days wouldn't matter, because all they would have to do is shower and lay there, if they felt under the weather.

Could not have them cohabiting with each other, because I wouldn't want cycles aligning or illness to hit them all at the same time.

Thinking ahead to headaches, they would be able to get out of their contracts w/ 2 weeks notice, and receive 1 month pay severance. If I have to cut them off, then 2 weeks severance and immediate dismissal. Having them get their own places also avoids the possibility of going through the trouble to evict them.

I was told last year that $1 Million fee to help this client buy a resort casino was "Too Much!"So, I told him he was on his own. Recently, that very same Resort Casino was no longer on the market.He calls to ask me to help him.I said it would cost $1 Million.He has since gone away.

You've really thought this out Count. I think you might want to rethink your housing accommodations though. It keeps you in control, like Charlie Sheen. For the record, I don't agree with whoring...but I like to see what other ideas count has. Is there a dress code/requirement? Family emergencies? Any dating involved? Meals provided? Any extra fees for filming rights etc.

@Aoife: Yes. Sir Richard Branson owns Necker Island. I don't think this is the guy. I doubt the guy is famous because Enty would've mentioned it, and because no celeb would pay $5M for booty. I think this is Ambrosio though. Wonder if this is linked to the yacht brothels a la Hayden P

@Countess: I just type out what I brainstorm, then do some editing. I don't sit up and night and plot this stuff out, writing pipe dream manifestos. If I did that, I'd hope a loved one would try to get me medicated.

I'm not a narcissist like Sheen. I don't need to control them, the paycheck does that for me. If they want to walk, there is the door.

No dress code written in stone, probably just requests here and there. "Hey we are going to XYZ tonight. Put on a tight lil skirt and heels." "Hey, we are hanging in tonight, sweats and a t-shirt are fine." "Hey, I'll be there in 20 minutes. Be naked and clean enough to eat."

Family emergencies are understandable, that is a plus of hiring multiple whores. Now if it is the 3rd time in 6 months that grandma died and the chick needed a week away, I would certainly look into it.

Sure there would be dates involved, and I would pay for them. I may be a perv, but I don't want to spend my entire life in bed covered in sweat and jizz.

If I had that kind of money, my entire home would be wired with cameras, to squelch any possible bogus litigation. Since I wouldn't plan to distribute the video, I wouldn't need releases.

If I fell in love and decided to settle down? Then they would all get severance pkgs, and I'd close up shop.

Tougher question is what happens if one of em got pregnant. I am fine with other people choosing to have an abortion, but I don't really want to be involved with one. If I had that kind of money, would I still want a vasectomy at 40? I certainly couldn't trust em to take a pill, and with 5 living in different places, I couldn't make pill taking part of the morning ritual. Maybe I'd go with the vasectomy and just freeze some load in case I ever want more kids. Then at 50 y/o have it destroyed if it wasn't used.

@Majik: Because women want a monopoly on sex. I know it is horrible and abusive, but there are many women who use sex to manipulate men. If a dude can go get sex whenever he wants, it erodes that control.

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