Left-Right Brain and Hair Part Theory

Are any of you familiar with the Hair Part Theory? I'd be curious to know your thoughts. In this theory, your hair part defines others' perceptions of you. The assumption is, if I were to look at you and see your hair parted to the left, I'd associate you with left-brained functions (intellect, power, confidence, dominance, logic).

It's true that the motor regions of the brain connect with the muscles on the contralateral side (although there is some overlap and crossing over), but the colloquial hemispheric lateralization ("left brain" vs. "right brain") isn't really very accurate. Most men will part to the right because they are right handed and the "whorl" of the hair naturally goes a clockwise direction. Gay men are slightly more likely to have a counterclockwise whorl, but it's a very slim correlation:

"How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

Are any of you familiar with the Hair Part Theory? I'd be curious to know your thoughts. In this theory, your hair part defines others' perceptions of you. The assumption is, if I were to look at you and see your hair parted to the left, I'd associate you with left-brained functions (intellect, power, confidence, dominance, logic).

My first thought was that you looked vaguely Arabic. However, on closer examination, you look like you have some Southeast Asian in you. (You share some facial similarities with a friend of mine who is half Vietnamese.)

My first thought was that you looked vaguely Arabic. However, on closer examination, you look like you have some Southeast Asian in you. (You share some facial similarities with a friend of mine who is half Vietnamese.)

I am a quarter vietnames a quarter cambodien with some indian blood mixed in and half middle european

I always thought Frank Gore carrys the ball mostly with his right hand but these pictures proof that he carrys the ball with his left.

Maybe in lab conditions filtering out all other extraneous details could have an effect on perception. But in reality there's so many other powerful subconscious factors that work towards influencing perception, I doubt it amounts to much, if anything.

My amazing hair squirts a virulent water cannon of testosterone at every passing female and truck, thus ensuring they accept my dominance and superman-ness. My left eyebrow alone has solved more terror plots than PRISM.