Even though he grew up to be a child-molesting, middle-aged white woman, Michael Jackson's THRILLER video is still a classic . . . . and Weird Al Yankovic's video to AMISH PARADISE is simply hilarious.

And for you Karma is gained. Amish Paradise is like one of my favorite songs of all time.

A four-track video was filmed based on the Apollonia 6 album, directed by Brian Thomson (Australian Production Designer of the original stage versions of Rocky Horror Show and Jesus Christ Superstar), scripted by Keith Williams (concept writer for such videos as Against All Odds/Phil Collins, Ghostbusters/Ray Parker Jr, and She Works Hard for the Money/Donna Summer), with a cast comprising of Ricky Nelson, Edy Williams and Buck Henry. Shot in a Los Angeles film studio in 1985, and produced by Limelight, a UK video company operating out of LA, it never went beyond rough-cut and has never seen the light of day.

That video should come with a dosage warning.I just watched all three parts of it back to back and for some reason, I have this urge to push a power drill through the roof of my mouth and into my right eye socket.

Granted, the jiggle factor was mediocre, at best, but hardly enough to make up for the music, which was on the wrong side of 80's tunes for my taste, the clothing, or lack there of, and the abhorrent acting.

Oh yeah, and Electric Six are always a sure bet for "memorable" videos...

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

Anyone know why the word "war" is censored in this video?

For my vote, dunno if I'd call it the best, I but liked the video for Max Graham vs Yes "Owner of A Lonely Heart" (come on, if you had the resources, you'd have done that too at the boys' age.) Pearl Jam's "Jeremy", and of course, I GOTTA mention Johnny Cash's "Hurt".