Friday, March 17, 2006

Organs, Tapes, and Drums

From the "I fell asleep watching hyperviolent Korean exploitation flicks then found, upon waking the next morning, that fiction had unexpectedly and disturbingly merged with reality" file (via Gapers Block): "[Jakub] Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers." [link] I am so delighted by the sheer gross-out weirdness of this.

Having only just turned 27, I think it's patently obvious I did not write this letter. Unless, consistent with the fiction-merging-with-reality theme of the day, I wrote it next year and sent it back through time to be published online to warn me, Donnie Darko-style, off the future that certainly awaits me.

If any of you musicians need, or know of anyone who needs, a high quality, barely used drum kit, GH is getting rid of one. I don't have any digital pics to share, but contact me at wrestlingentropy at yahoo dot com if you're interested and I'll connect you guys, all LEGOs-like.

About Me

This is an online corral for the knee-jerk reactions, musings, rants, reviews, logorrhea, missives, revelations, and other passionate silliness from Allison Felus. She's shorter than you think she is; when left to her own devices, she is an unrepentant night owl; she smiles at babies and dogs when she sees them on the street; she loves you just the way you are, except for when you're kind of being a jackass.