THE VALVe EXPERIENCE
Hey there welcome to Steam! Own a Mac? Here put this blindfold on! Every wednesday, we MIGHT send you food and water. We now also have a cannon that launches tennis balls aimed at your crotch. Every wednesday that we DON'T feed you, we will fire off a stream of Wilsons. Sam and Max episodes are NOT bouncy.

Omg, I laughed so hard.

Personally, I think they'll release SOMETHING. Whether it's Team Fortress 2 or not. I just want to see something added to the library. I guess we'll just have to wait. It's already 6:30 in the Midwest! Geeze!