Blowfish also found that waiters, realtors, salesmen, police, and chefs are most likely to be hung over at work. Evidently, out of 5,000 people, Blowfish did not survey a single journalist.

I conducted my own unofficial survey and, after my encounters with many a Republican operative, can corroborate the findings that Republicans prefer Bud Light.

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I’m all for hangover cures on the open market, and applaud Blowfish filling a market need. But has no one ever heard of drinking water before you go to bed after a night on the town? That cures a hangover every time and saves you some coin to boot. That’s real fiscal conservatism. No no-hangover beer required.