No Boys Allowed

Since when did Girl Talk become miscellaneous girl/guy couples having sex? Where were the cute pyjamas and pillow fights? I was definitely hoping for something I didn't get with the DVD. I am a fan of Digital Playground but there wasn't anything compelling for me here.

The title Girl Talk was a bit misleading for me. I initially thought this would be an all-girl film so was mildly disappointed to learn it was not. What disappointed me further though was the fact that none of the scenes are girl-on-girl despite the setting being a "girls get together". Too bad.

This DVD will appeal to anyone that likes straight, vanilla sex and cum shots. There is some amount of dialogue but not too much and the sex scenes are fairly lengthy consisting mostly of fellatio and vaginal intercourse.

There is a small amount of whimsy included in the storyline which features a frustrated roommate Mick Blue tired of hearing his roomie Kayden Kross getting laid and him not doing the laying. Following through on a suggestion from his pal Scott Nails, the two dress up as Mick's sister and her friend and crash a girl's only night with Kayden and pals.

Reminiscent of Bosom Buddies and Bachelor Party, this is a funny idea but doesn't get played up nearly enough.

Girl Talk ended up not being about girl talk and consequently not my cup of tea.

Scene 1: Kayden Kross and Tony Ribas - lengthy scene, I wasn't as drawn to Kayden in this DVD as I was in Love and Marriage (another Digital Playground production, I recommend it). My favorite part of this scene was Tony choking her a little bit (about the only kinky part of the movie). I was irritated by the fact that they only show the 69 from the point of view of Kayden sucking on Tony's cock and not from him performing oral on her.

Scene 2: Lily LaBeau and Manuel Ferrara - also a fairly lengthy scene which includes some rimming but mostly generic oral and vaginal intercourse.

Scene 3: Sara Stone and Charles Dera - I kind of like the looks of him and Loni has large, natural breasts which were a pleasure to watch bounce. There was intermittent titty fucking and there really should be more of that in porn. Who doesn't like to watch a cock completely encompassed by beautiful breasts? This scene as the previous two was noisy and lots of gagging while sucking. I fast-forwarded through much of it.

Scene 4: Scott Nails and Loni Evans - the gig is up and the dress is off as Scott gets caught nailing Loni from behind. I have an eye for body modifications and piercing and liked Loni's tongue piercing. I also really liked her manicure and star earrings. Scott is hot and has a huge cock. This was probably the most enjoyable scene for me.

Scene 5: Kayden and Mick decide to cross that line from roommate to lover. The leather couch should get a screen credit as it made just as much noise as the women did. I have no idea why that scene did not get re-shot or the noise somenhow edited out. It only occured for the first few minutes but still. If I were having sex with someone and the couch was talking back that hard, I would stop and put down a sheet. I like both of these porn stars but I had no investment in this movie and was kind of just glad to know this would be the last scene.

Digital Playground gives us the option of viewing DVD or Blue-Ray format by packaging both together in one set.

Special features include Bonus Trailers, Widescreen format, Slide Show/Photo Gallery, Chapter Index and Behind the Scenes. I don't typically get too much out of the Behind the Scenes featurette although I appreciate there are those folks that do. I like to get to see the Bonus Trailers and out of the eight trailers featured on this DVD, I liked the looks of Island Fever 4, Nurses and Family Matters. Robby D is proving himself to be a twisted pervert in my books and that is fine with me.

What on earth have these boys been including in their diet? Everyone's jizz was as thick and white as Elmer's Glue. Being that I already shy away from popshots, the ones in this DVD made me positively shudder.

I flip-flopped between giving this porn 2 or 3 stars out of 5 and settled on 3.

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