"What the FUCK IS this thing??"

Imagine my surprise when I come home from work one day and there is a... something... waiting for me in my living room. "What the fuck is that?" I wonder aloud, and my roommate says "I don't know, but it's for you."

I walk up to it, and it's... leaking. It's a giant styrofoam container, and it's leaking something that looks like... blood? No... it's Kool Aid. or something like that. Something must have shattered inside on the way over. OK, no big deal.

(The pictures tell the rest of the story...)

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This was the box. What the fuck is in it? It looks like it's bleeding...

This was the box. What the fuck is in it? It looks like it's bleeding...

Attempting to open the box. I'm fearful of what I might find inside... and hope that it's at least dead.

It's open... What now? Guess I gotta dive deeper...

Looks to be a bunch of things wrapped up... Curiosity rapidly increasing. It looked like one of the wrapped things had shattered and spilled, but which one?

cutting it open... WHAT AM I GOING TO FIND??

HORY SHET, BACON SODA?

Swamp juice? Ewwww...!

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? FREEDOM FUCKING SODA, THAT'S WHAT. AMURICA.

There were a ton more. Here's them all in one shot. What a fantastic gift- hell, opening them was a simple pleasure all in itself! THANKS!