Annoying friend

Alright basically this is just going be a lot of ranting.

My friend, whom I'm going to call Dickface is pretty cool. I hang around with him a lot of times, and yeah he's funny and all. But recently he has been annoying me to the max. I'm guessing it's due to the influence another friend who i hate so much. The only person i hate more than him is the pedophile who works down the bakery. I'm going to call him Mr Killjoy.

Anyways back to the point, Dickface has started acting weird recently. It always goes like this: they have a plan to hang out, and everything is fine until Mr. Killjoy changes the plan.

But Dickface being a cock, he obeys him straight away like he is his slave. So obviously by this point a lot of us are angry and refuse to hang out. And in between Dickface lies a lot to persuade us to come.

Ever since, this keeps happening regularly. The plans get spoilt by Killjoy and no one bothers to turn up. Dickface is suddenly taking his anger on me and blaming it on me.

The funniest part is that he brings in subjects and excuses that are so irrelevant like " It seems like you don't enjoy anything nowadays"
WTF and oh btw his spelling is so poor, I had to call him up and talk to him to even comprehend.
Basically i don't like being called things that I'm not.