Doctors Amputate Guy's Penis After He Got It Stuck In A Bottle

Trending News: Why You Should Never, Ever, Use A Bottle As A Sex Toy

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Because this is a humble warning why you should never, ever, use a bottle for a sex toy.

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A man from Honduras went four days with his penis stuck in a bottle after he used it as a sex toy. When he arrived in hospital, the penis was all black, so doctors had no choice but to chop it off.

Long Story

There are all kinds of sex toys on the market for guys. There are twerking butts, flesh lights and even the classic — a sock. But whatever you do, for heaven's sake, never, EVER, use a bottle for a sex toy.

A Honduras man learned this the hard way and won a Darwin Award for his efforts. The Daily Mailhas the story of what happened to the 50-year-old guy. Quite simply, it all started when he stuck his penis in a bottle.

Why did he do that? According to the doctor who operated on him, Dennis Chirinos, the unnamed patient didn't have a wife or a girlfriend and "wanted to relieve his sexual frustration."

Chirinos further explained in a video recorded by local news what happens to a penis if you insert it into a bottle. "When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis," he said.

So all it takes is four hours inside a bottle (it didn't say whether it was plastic or glass) for your member to go black and die. Well, this guy waited four days, and as a result, the docs had to chop this poor guy's dick right off, eliminating his chances of ever having sex again.

"This is an embarrassing emergency," said the doctor. "The situation with this patient it that he didn't get the medical attention in time and this caused the penis to begin to decay and die completely."

Perhaps even more shocking, the doctor said this isn't the first time he'd seen this before.

Come on guys, we're better than this.

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Why didn't the guy just try and break the bottle? It woulda sucked but probably have been better than this?