Treasure Seekers Metal Detecting Sandals???

Received this email from a friend and couldn’t contain my laughter– I just had to share. I don’t know what is more amusing, the product, or the manufacturer’s description.

“I found this item while perusing eBay’s metal Detectors, I thought your blog followers would get a kick out of these gay sandals….” http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350729702658
**Please note**Time is of the essence, as there are only 10 pair available. Fortunately, this is a “buy it now” product. Imagine how stressful it could be to bid on these, and then have to wait and hope you were the lucky auction winner.

The Deluxe model comes with the “Park- Dog Poop Discrimination Mode”and The Dr. Scholls Big Toe Pinpointer!
You must increase the iron discrimination level if you have athlete’s foot!
And you ladies can’t use any Chinese nail polish that contains lead! (can’t use the Walmart brand).