In what could be seen as a blessing for our nation's youth, the entire UK supply of Tommy Lee's new album 'Tommyland: The Ride' was stolen last weekend from their Germany record distributors SPV.

According to reports, thieves rolled up in a lorry claiming they were there to collect Mr T-Bone's UK shipment. Gullible staff then loaded thousands of CDs onto the, ahem, motley crew's trailor and - in a scene reminiscent of the episode of Phoenix Nights where men in overals casually walk in and steal the club's TV - waved them on their merry way.

Quite whether Mr Lee will take the hint and politely fuck off, we're not entirely sure.