The state comes second a lot (sorry) in the U.S. - Second in terms of the number of teen births, second for STDs like Chlamydia and gonorrhea, second for the percentage of kids who've had sex before the end of 12th grade.

In 2011, a law was passed banning the use of condoms in teaching demonstrations and insisting on "abstinence-based" sex education. Because clearly all this talk of abstinence is working wonders for Mississippi...

But Johnson, kick-ass teacher, found the perfect metaphor on his own body and thus danced his way around the ban.

"I’m going to pinch out the air out of the tip of the sock because I want to make sure there’s room for my toes," he says in the video. "Then I take the sock and put it on the tip of my foot and I roll it down. You want to roll it all the way down your foot. And then you can put it in your shoe, and then you are ready to engage in shoe activity."

So for all you parents who get a little choked up and tongue-tied when it comes to talking "shoe activity" with your kids, you could do worse than follow Johnson's lead and peel off your sock. Instead of making puppets out of those stray socks in the drawer, why not make a valuable life lesson of it?

“If you’re gonna engage in a shoe activity, make sure that your foot is protected. Make sure you use a sock each and every time.”

Now you too can experience the euphoria that comes with splashing in a sea of rainbow-coloured plastic balls. (Being that we're all mature adults, said 81,000 balls come in a tasteful white.) Skip the gym, and pop by with some colleagues for some ball pit fun on your lunch break. Or book the entire pit and make it a date for 30 of your besties because it beats the hell out of 10-pin bowling.

For those who aren't germ averse, the pit offers a novel way to blow off some steam that, one would hope, wouldn't be the pee and drool breeding ground it is for the younger set.

For those who would sooner douse themselves in Purell, think of the greater good. With every visitor to the pit, creative agency Pearlfisher will donate £1 to Right To Play, the international charity that provides sporting activities to disadvantaged kids.

Sadly the pit is not a permanent fixture, and will close shop at the end of January.

Personally I'm hoping the idea catches on in North America. When I put it to our team, several of our bloggers couldn't see past the potential for perversion, while, conversely, this was a selling point for others.

What do you say? Could you be persuaded to dive in head first if, say, a certain celebrity hottie was present? Maybe "The Brad Ball Pitt." You have to admit, it has a ring to it.

The rationale being that the National Healthcare System (NHS) would ultimately be forking out that money anyway (dealing with smoking-related health problems and some 5,000 deaths of fetuses and babies in the UK every year). So if the NHS can persuade moms-to-be to stomp out the dirty habit at the onset, it's for the greater social good.

The idea came from a Scottish study in which 15% of women given shopping vouchers managed to kick the habit compared to the 4% in the control group.

The trouble with incentive schemes, as most parents know full well, is yes, women may be persuaded to give up smoking in the short term, but they won't be doing so for the right reasons. They won't be kicking the habit for the health of themselves or of their babies, which is the ultimate pay-off.

Human motivation is a complicated, fickle thing. If we are only programmed to run when there's a carrot dangling in front of us, what happens when there is no longer carrot in sight? What happens once a woman gives birth, once her vouchers have all been spent?

If the government still insists on getting involved, why not issue positive incentives like tax rebates without resorting to outright bribery? An even better financial incentive would be for expecting moms to set aside all the money *not* squandered on packs of smokes over the course of a year. One look at their bank balance should cinch the deal. With the money saved, take a holiday or splurge on something beautiful.