Bush and Kerry Decide to Retire to Alps

Just before the presidential elections, Bush and Kerry have decided to retire together in Alps, in search for that wild animal which has become elusive for the whole world.What's that? What else can you think of that you have never had anytime? Peace it is. In a joint statement issued to CNN, B&K said that they will be abandoning their quest for presidential elections and surrender apologies to Saddam and Osama for their heinous and barbaric acts, which has sadly disrupted the lives of many innocent people. " We are least concerned with the lives of Americans, but were worried about the rising toll of Iraqis and Afghans" they said. Having announced their escape, they invite Osama and Saddam to join them, as well as any other member of Democratic and Republican Party to follow them to serve their needs there. It was also heard that Bill Clinton and Tony Blair have decided to have a trial escape, may be for a month, in dedication to B&K.

In response to this latest trend in politics, United Nations has decided to coronate B&K as 'Trend Setters who will be remembered for long long time'. Varied responses have arisen from international community as well as American public.People at many places are full of praise for B&K in US. However many consider it as the first step towards Americas return to the pre 1000 A.D era where the ruler used to retire towards forests after killing several innocent people. Women in Italy however are considering this as a lesson B&K have learnt from Sonia Gandhi, who escaped from the responsibility of leading India and took the face of renunciation in not accepting the Prime minister's position.Business community is upbeat, for they consider this as the first step towards economic revival and fall of energy prices. In as press statement, sources said that the business community would not leg B&K go empty handed. They have a gift package for them wherein all the assets of B&K will be sold to public and both will be made to sit on asses and travel to their desired destination in return for what the leaders have done to their country. In addition, lucky 1500 people in US will give them a feast of 1500 slaps each. The lucky people will be chosen by a draw. Kerry was quoted as resenting as he was not a party to Bush's decision. In response to this request, his number of slaps was reduced to 1000.

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