We’d love it if you Registered and by doing so would gain access to a whole host of features.

Not only would you be able to talk amongst the totally fantastic community we have here, but you’d also get to waste away those boring hours of the day in our very own Arcade. Talking of gaming, you’d also be able to enter yourself in our Xbox Live leaderboard, where do you stand against the best Gaming Lives has to offer?

With weekly game nights on the cards there’s never a shortage of gamers up for a multiplayer session or two. So why not drop in, say Hello, and get your gaming on!

Are you seriously implying that you had one in the first place? You work for the police remember, those who claim to be your friends are in an eternal state of smiling and nodding when in your presence just to avoid you getting them arrested for no good reason.