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We took the two of them out to dinner one night, forgetting that he only likes places like Applebees. He hates other restaurants so much that he literally pouts and ridicules the menus whenever we go somewhere else. So, he's pouting at this place, not eating his meal, when he suddenly reaches over and flicks a light switch on the wall. Lights out in the entire dining room.

He has a dream wedding that he's been planning since he was a kid. If that's not enough, it's an outdoor winter wedding in Toronto in February.

Are you sure he's a real person and not a character from a David Sedaris story?

Why, I can smile, and murder while I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?