Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Each week we watch a different film from all eras (many of them so that you don't have to!) and review them for you. You can also download, subscribe and rate us on iTunes here

We've got a double guestisode for you this week, EMTs-- we're joined by two guests, our friends John and Allison, to discuss the 1992 Francis Ford Coppola epic "Bram Stoker's Dracula." Special topics for your consideration include Youtubing Dracula's hair tutorials, a rough estimate at the percentage of this film that is just heavy breathing, what we were doing in 1992, what in the world Keanu Reeves is doing here, the endless joy of Anthony Hopkins and another critique on incompetent accents.

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

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You guys should also check our John & Allison's bookstore, Nine Stories! They are located at 5400 Butler St in the Lawrenceville neighborhood of Pittsburgh, and you can also see more about them on their Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/ninestoriespgh/

Crime night! It's crime night! What are we gonna do? We'll discuss that matter and many more in this week's episode about the 2013 home invasion/weird future film "The Purge." Special topics for your consideration include: how the logistics of legal crimes are carried out when it's a crime other than murder, owning Dean Koontz by marriage, the transitive property of crime in that all murder is crime but not all crime is murder, being or not being Ryder Strong, our real feelings on Gwyneth Paltrow and EATING DINNER, NO PENISES.

Have you seen this one? What do you think about it? What about the rest of the series? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys.

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After a long and quite frankly terrible week in American history, we're trying to lighten the mood a little with the 2006 Nicolas Cage remake of "The Wicker Man." Special topics for your consideration include: why Nic Cage is always a cop and how delightful his amazing freakouts are, sighting bands in the wild, our mutual affinity for creepy little girls in film, the majesty of Ellen Burstyn, British pronunciations and what happens when Allen has too much coffee.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2009 black comedy horror film "Jennifer's Body." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the usage of Urban Dictionary to figure out what anyone is talking about, famous people we've been told we resemble, things that are too gauche even for Pauly Shore, a great depiction of teenage awkwardness, being just a bit too quirky and that weird feeling where you're let down by expecting something to be shitty but it's just not shitty enough. There's gotta be a German word for that, right?

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

Music used in this episode is "Jennifer's Body" by Hole, "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson and "Two Parts Water" by Pullman. We're not trying to get sued here, ya know?