A Glorious Toilet Paper Cutter

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I’m coming to understand the majesty of Intelligent Design. The thesis, obviously, is that many natural things are too complex to be created be the vagaries of evolution, which forces us to believe in a prime mover or creator. Here is another example of intelligent design, for verily how could a stoned college kid from UC-Berkeley create such a masterful system for rolling, cutting, and proffering toilet paper if a higher power — a Mindstorm, if you will — was not involved?