Posing Articles

Who poses harder than Victoria Beckham? Maybe Lea Michele. Pffft. Can Lea Michele pull of a TABLE POSE though?
God these crack me up.
You didn’t expect Posh to just sit a table without cocking something, did you?
When she poses on a carpet, she cocks the hip. When she poses at the table, the cocks the shoulder. Full Story

The Lea Michele Project continues. She’s a smoking, harried waitress in Sons Of Anarchy. She’s a sexpot at the Teen Choice Awards. Sexy not sweet? Or both?
It occurred me to me, looking at these shots, that she wants to be someone. She’s trying to go for someone else’s vibe. Full Story

Check out this photo of Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge at the British Fashion Awards last night. It’s cracking me up. She’s dropping some mega Ebola Hilton and he looks totally stunned. I’m sure the cameras just caught an awkward moment but the reason it’s so funny is because that’s just not Sienna’s usual vibe. Full Story

Karl Lagerfeld presented Victoria Beckham with a Bambi Award last night in Berlin. The Bambi Awards are distributed to visionaries and creative artists who’ve inspired the German public. How many Bambi Awards does David Hasselhoff have?
Anyway, as you can see, Posh posed the sh-t out of herself. Full Story

Kate Bosworth and her husband Michael Polish were at the New York premiere of their film Big Sur last night. Hungry is the word that comes to mind. And I’m not even talking about food. I’m talking about WANT. And TRY. This is why, really, they’re perfect for each other. Bosworth and Polish are equally committed to getting there. Full Story

POSING in all caps because look at her. Vamp.
That’s a lot more sass than we’ve seen from her a long time. What’s the occasion?
Well, she was at the Gravity premiere. And…it may have caught the attention of George Clooney. He seems more like an uncle greeting a sweet little girl here but still. Full Story

Is it a good idea or a bad idea when your dress matches the font at the photo wall, especially when the shade is a weird nude?
Well, that’s one way to get in tight with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They’re easy. Remember The Tourist? Remember, um, Jennifer Love Hewitt? Oh I know they’re trying to clean up their image, the HFPA, but, to borrow from True Blood, these people can be glamoured. Full Story

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith worked the carpet together at the Do Something Awards last night. As you can see, they’re playing the “let me look up at you adoringly” pose. And the “whisper something funny, our inside joke, and we can laugh together” one.
But while Lea’s found a willing partner in the game, her dress, unfortunately, is a total bust. Full Story

But first...
Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs!
H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the absurdity of that shot. Full Story

Here are the Spices in London today to announce Viva Forever, a stage production based on their songs. Think Mamma Mia only replace Dancing Queen with Wannabe and Waterloo with Spice Up Your Life and “the story of a beautiful, talented girl and her best friends who get swept up in the obsession of today's TV celebrity culture". Full Story

Look at her. Look at her trying her best to fill in for Victoria Beckham who did not attend the Met Gala this year. In her place then, the substitute Christina Ricci, posing as hard as we’ve ever seen her pose. Put it this way - Lea Michele was there last night and seemed almost casual by comparison. Full Story

As I’ve already noted on previous occasions, it is not a relaxing exercise watching Renee Zellweger posing on a carpet. So much effort is involved. The first time I covered the Costume Institute Gala it was with my friend Lara – hi Lara!!! – and we were obviously jerking off over every single arrival and I remember standing beside Lara as Renee was doing her thing, and afterwards, after she had ducked into the doors, both of unconsciously started rolling our shoulders and turning our necks, as if we needed a massage, just from seeing Renee lock her body into place for the cameras. Full Story

I’ve had hernias on the mind for days, when Charlie Sheen apparently busted one last week after an allnighter with a briefcase full of cocaine. Last night, while Lea Michele was over-working it on the carpet, I thought she was going to bust one too. The concentration on her face, while posing, and adjusting, sucking in, angling her shoulders, she had the focus and the determination of a Chinese kid practising piano – what’s up Amy Chua!?! I’m telling you, Victoria Beckham would have looked relaxed in comparison. Full Story

Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully enjoy the amazingness of these pictures. Full Story