->As they ran through the forest, they could hear Ron scream, "You goober! Tell me where that million credit man is or I'll do some very unpleasant things to your reproductive organs!"-->-- ''[[http://anorbitingdilemmastoryexcerpt.webs.com/ An Orbiting Dilemma]]'', a ''Franchise/StarWars'' fic by Brett Wortham

->''I don't know how she managed, but Asuka ended up on top of me and jammed her fist in my face, followed by her knee in my crotch.''-->--''Fanfic/TheOneILoveIs'', ''chapter 7''

->A strangled screech escaped my lips, quickly giving way to a loud roar of pain I assumed could be heard from a kilometer away. The pain burning in that region made me wonder two things: first, [[ItMakesSenseInContext why I had not thought of anything beyond firing that cable.]] And the second thing that flashed through my mind was the most important question I had ever asked: Did Remnant offer testicle transplants?->[…]->"What do you have against my testicles?!"-->-- ''Fanfic/RWBYReckoning''

->“Look, if ''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tzeentch]]'' were to actually appear before me after all this in a form with balls to knee instead of some sort of gibbering, tentacled monstrosity capable of driving lesser beings mad with the merest glimpse, then I think it is fair to say that He is asking for the patella to connect with the groin. It will probably even be part of one of His plans, so I honestly won’t feel bad at all,” I explain with bitter annoyance at being underestimated, again.-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

->[[YourCheatingHeart And if you ever fool around with another woman]] I'll show you exactly what I would have done! It involves electricity... and testicles.-->--'''Asuka''', ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}''

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[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->"And now let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clamshell to turn a T-Rex...into a T-Rachel!"-->-- '''Buck''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge3DawnOfTheDinosaurs''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->Oooh, right in the mummy-daddy button!-->-- '''Fat Bastard''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->Hey, you wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of ache'rs!-->-- '''Jack Slater''', ''Film/LastActionHero''

->I am not suggesting here that only guys have privates. I realize that women also have privates, and plenty of them. But their privates are a lot more ''private''. They are tucked safely away in various vaults of the female body; wheras the guy privates - which contain not only half of the guy's nerve endings, but are also a good 83 percent of his motivation - are, because of an incredibly stupid design flaw, hanging right out in the open in an absurdly vulnerable manner, like Harold Lloyd dangling from the face of the giant clock, waiting for disaster to strike. Almost every guy has, at one time or another, been traumatically whacked in the personal regions by a baseball or a bicycle bar or a knee or something, and this is the kind of thing a guy remembers for a ''long'' time.-->-- ''Creator/DaveBarry's Complete Guide to Guys''

->Ivan... do you remember, whenever one of you fellows got kicked in the nuts and went over, doing sports or whatever, how I laughed? I'm sorry. I never knew. I'm '''''sorry'''''...-->-- '''Lord Dono Vorruyter''', [[GenderBender formerly Lady Donna]], ''Literature/ACivilCampaign''

->For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the [[{{Heaven}} kingdom of heaven]]. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it.-->-- '''[[Literature/TheFourGospels Matthew 19:12]]'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->Check out the grip! Right now, his chances of having grandkids is dropping exponentially!-->-- '''Tom Bergeron''', host of ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'', after a Slo-Mo Cam segment catches the fact that a dad put one of his son's groin in such a grip to push off in trying to save their camera.

->'''Spanker:''' What are you going to do about it, old man?\\'''Jason Bentley:''' Well first I'm going to lean this way... (''dodges punch'') lean that way... (''dodges punch'') have a glass of wine... (''elbows Spanker as he drinks'') and then scratch my knee. (''knees Spanker in the groin'')-->-- ''Series/TheComicStripPresents'', "Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown"

->Well Emil, I guess it's just you... me... your balls... and this drawer. [...] Say Joe, wouldn't a couple of Danishes go great with this coffee?-->-- '''Pep Streebeck''', ''Franchise/{{Dragnet}}''

->Your famous cock must be very precious to you. Would you say it's your most precious part? [...] I'm not killing you. Just making a few alterations.-->-- '''Ramsay Snow''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

-> "Congratulations. Today's the day a girl is gonna touch you in your special place."-->-- '''Penny''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' when helping Sheldon get his items back in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''.

-> "When you go to a dating site, people say they like to travel. I've never seen anybody on a dating site say they like groin shots."-->-- '''Woody Paige''', ''Series/AroundTheHorn'' 9-23-2016 (during a discussion on proposed NBA rule changes to cut down on traveling and groin attack fouls)

->A trauma to the groin, boys, a trauma to the groin! Nothin's quite as funny, as a trauma to the groin! There is no wit more pretty, there is no joke divine, or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin!-->-- '''Heywood Banks''', "Trauma to the Groin"

->Kick your desperate balls\\So watch your back or I might call\\Kick your desperate balls\\From left or right or from below\\You got desperate balls!-->-- '''U.D.O.''', "Desperate Balls"

->See, look at that chump, see the way that he struts?\\Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts!\\Just pop a squat, start lettin' off the shots\\Like knock, knock, knock, just cold clocked his cock!\\You got desperate balls!-->-- '''Juicy Karkass.''', "Punch 'em in the Dick"

-> Holy fuck!\\I don't know if you've been\\Shot in the nuts,\\Spoiler: it sucks!\\And oh, Squirtle!\\GottaCatchEmAll,\\But they might just ruin your balls...-->-- '''[[Music/StarBomb Danny Sexbang]]''', "Franchise/Pokemon I Choose You To Die"

->AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF.-->-- '''Tai and Le Shuuk''', "Unicorn"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->In triumph, the [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Blood Prince]] screamed its praise to [[WarGod Khorne]], but whilst it was distracted, the warband's remaining Weirdboys unleashed a storm of psychic energy upon the daemon. It roared in rage at their impudence, crushing their minds with a gesture. [[DyingMomentOfAwesome With his final act]], Tuska reached up between the creature's legs with his [[PowerFist power klaw]] [[UnusualEuphemism and made a gesture of his own.]]-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}, Codex: Orks'' on the end of Waaaagh! Tuska

->'''Wrex:''' (''grunt of discomfort'')\\'''Shepard:''' Something wrong?\\'''Wrex:''' Mordin. He got his tissue sample alright. Let's just say no scalpel should cut where he cut.-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Chie:''' What the!? I can't believe this! It is completely cracked... My ''Trial of the Dragon''!\\'''Yosuke:''' I think mine's cracked too... C-CriticalHit to the nads...-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->Oooh, look at that! [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] to the dick!-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on a particularly nasty attack from the SNES version of ''Film/BatmanForever''

->'''Joseph''': Wait - isn't he in the, uh... Groin-Kick-Void or whatever?\\'''Housemaster''': I KIK HIM IN NUTZZZLOLOL!!!-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Teh Movie Too''

->'''Chris:''' Johnny squares off with Goro, then, in an act of supreme courage that shows us why he will be the one to save humanity, drops down, punches Goro in the balls and runs away. Raiden finds this hilarious.\\'''Matt''': That’s actually a classic Johnny Cage ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' Fatality.\\'''Chris''': Is it really? I just assumed he’d been watching ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', though the lack of "THAT’S MY PURSE!" should’ve tipped me off.-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-mortal-kombat-1995-part-two/ on]] ''Film/MortalKombat''

->The foot delivered an unending holocaust of pain as it rocketed into Zamboni's crotch.-->-- '''Leon Arnott''''s 3rd place-winning entry in the 2007 Literature/LyttleLyttonContest

->Barry shows Batman around the place, where humans have been subjected to the most bizarre, grotesque and inhumane experiments imaginable - including electrocuting genitals, because it's not evil science without fried genitals.-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19537_the-7-stupidest-attempts-to-reinvent-batman_p2.html The Seven Stupidest Attempts to Reinvent Batman]]

->He keeps kicking me in the dick. Why?! ''Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?!''-->-- '''Vegeta,''' ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Dr. Gero:''' Weakness... identified!\\'''Android 13:''' (''grins, grabs Goku's leg and readies a punch'')\\'''Goku:''' Hey, what are you- (''echoing scream'')\\(''FlashForward to'')\\'''Teen!Gohan:''' Alright Goten, it's your job to chuck these as hard as you can, so I can be all trained up to face off against Dad in the tournament. Now stand behind that line and-\\'''Goten:''' (''[[{{Retgone}} vanishes]]'')\\'''Teen!Gohan:''' Goten? ...What was I doing here?\\(''and back in the present'')\\'''Goku:''' [-[[InstantSoprano He punched me in the dick? Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?]]-]\\'''Vegeta:''' [[CallBack Not so funny now, is it, Kakkarot?!]]-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' So, you went after [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn Harley]], huh?\\'''[[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Green Goblin]]:''' (''with a bomb strapped to his crotch'') Yeah. SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker tends to go for the really obvious jokes, doesn't he?-->-- ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC''

->What does this guy have against testicles?"-->-- Characters/RoosterTeeth's '''Geoff Ramsey''', commenting on ''VideoGame/{{Uncharted}}'' and Nathan Drake's favourite combat move

->'''Geoff:''' Do you think word has gotten around the military yet about me? They're like, "dude, seriously, I heard there was this guy-"\\'''Michael:''' Dick Puncherello.\\'''Geoff:''' Johnson told me about it. He just fuckin' was like an animal, like, every dick he saw...\\'''Michael:''' There was no dick left unpunched.\\'''Geoff:''' Guys were running away like crazy, cupping their balls, in every direction.\\'''Michael:''' Swanson thought he was safe in the latrine. That's when they got him!\\'''Geoff:''' I'm not even kidding, dude. It was a dick massacre.\\'''Michael:''' It was a horrible night.\\'''Geoff:''' All I heard was the sound of grown men whimpering and sobbing.-->-- Creator/RoosterTeeth's LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', in which Geoff declares war on genitals

->[W]hy does every woman have to rip my penis off?-->-- '''Jobe Wilkins''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' [[note]]yes, this happened more than once; the second time, referred to here, was a prosthetic organ Jobe had created to replace the one detached by [[DealWithTheDevil Carmilla]] when she forcefully completed his accidental GenderBending transformation against his wishes[[/note]]

->'''Junior:''' So, you know who I am. You got a name, Sweetheart?\\'''Yang:''' (''Giggles'') Yes, Junior, I've got several. But instead of "Sweetheart" you can just call me "Sir". (''Crunch'')\\'''Junior:''' (''[[InstantSoprano Yelps in pain]] as Yang grabs his crotch'')-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCw_aAS7vWI Yellow Trailer]]

->''"Why would you attack a place God only intended to be treated nicely?!"''-->-- '''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', ''VideoGame/OutlastII''

->''This is why the hippo is truly a noble and majestic creature, because no hippo will ever swim up your dick.''-->--'''Tara''' in response to a story about an eel who swam up a man's penis, ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'' 9/19/11 Eel Spelunking

->''[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!]] ''-->--'''Urist the Dwarf''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M Ravandil's Quest]]''

->[[IceCreamKoan But master, does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking?]]-->-- '''Beavis,''' ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'', "Dream On"

->You have been kicked in the testicles!-->-- '''Bill''', ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''

->But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!-->-- '''Homer Simpson''' critiques the amateur film "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU Man Getting Hit By Football]]," ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''