Laser Health Centre

If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman svelteness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's deal: for $139, you get three treatments of LipoLaser at Laser Health Centre(a $675 value) in Chilliwack.

Laser Health Centre aims to alleviate bodily blights with the leverage of light therapy. Over the course of 40–60 minutes, LipoLaser zaps fat cells, provoking the release of triglycerides that are then recycled as body fuel. The non-invasive treatment can be customized to specific problem areas such as the waistline, torso, back, arms, or buttocks and thighs. Forego lengthy surgical procedures for a relaxing laser remedy that can have you out the door and back to chiseling busts of prominent Romans in no time.