Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to clear the checklist off...So please accuse me of the following things:

1. Not being a REAL Discordian.2. Controling the minds of the other members, ala Jim Jones or with orbital mind control lasers, etc.3. Being an old curmudgeony bald-headed bastard.4. Hivemind.

Thanks in advance.

I caught that - trying to slip #3 in there like it isn't true.

Actually, I have hair this month.

Pics or it didn't happen.

And seriously, Burns left forever because some aspie got butthurt over nobody being interested or impressed with their aspie-ness? I mean, I get the sense it's probably his GF/wife/what the fuck ever, but just because you're touching genitals with someone doesn't mean that sending them to PD is a good idea. In fact, it's consistently one of worst ideas people have regarding this site. And if they come to PD and have their own intellectual and/or social weaknesses exposed, how does that make PD the asshole? And to top it off, there are two possibilities: Tipareth demanded that Burns stop being friends with us and he complied, which makes her a manipulative and controlling shitneck and him a weak-minded bowl of dick pudding OR Burns decided on his own that if we weren't nice to his special little friend then we weren't worth his time anymore. Not sure which I think is worse, but they both suck a bunch of donkey balls.

Burns was one of my favorite posters here. I'm sad that my estimation of him as a person is lowered.

No, I have since spoken to Burns, and his problems are not related to this thread. He is apparently having some problems, and has flounced from all online activities while he deals with said issues.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to clear the checklist off...So please accuse me of the following things:

1. Not being a REAL Discordian.2. Controling the minds of the other members, ala Jim Jones or with orbital mind control lasers, etc.3. Being an old curmudgeony bald-headed bastard.4. Hivemind.

Thanks in advance.

I caught that - trying to slip #3 in there like it isn't true.

Actually, I have hair this month.

Pics or it didn't happen.

And seriously, Burns left forever because some aspie got butthurt over nobody being interested or impressed with their aspie-ness? I mean, I get the sense it's probably his GF/wife/what the fuck ever, but just because you're touching genitals with someone doesn't mean that sending them to PD is a good idea. In fact, it's consistently one of worst ideas people have regarding this site. And if they come to PD and have their own intellectual and/or social weaknesses exposed, how does that make PD the asshole? And to top it off, there are two possibilities: Tipareth demanded that Burns stop being friends with us and he complied, which makes her a manipulative and controlling shitneck and him a weak-minded bowl of dick pudding OR Burns decided on his own that if we weren't nice to his special little friend then we weren't worth his time anymore. Not sure which I think is worse, but they both suck a bunch of donkey balls.

Burns was one of my favorite posters here. I'm sad that my estimation of him as a person is lowered.

No, I have since spoken to Burns, and his problems are not related to this thread. He is apparently having some problems, and has flounced from all online activities while he deals with said issues.

Aw, Burns! I hope that shit gets sorted out and he comes back. I like Burns.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”― Doktor Howl, 2014

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Also, pardon the abruptness, I didn't really have the time nor the cognitive capacity to type a well thought out flounce post during my rather irrational evening.. I've since just been taking it real slow and chill-like.

Torn between "shit, I hope that gets sorted soon" and "glad it wasn't a case of stupid butthurt, Burns is above that shit." Or both.

I'm gonna go with both. I'm bummed hes having IRL problems but I'm really glad he's still as solid a dude as I thought he was. And Burns, if you read this, my apologies for jumping to conclusions.

I truly believe all our problems could be solved with minimal injury if at those points wherein the tide may turn either way by someone saying: Coldly, calmly, yet severely : "That's just a lot of mucus"