OK, so my friend Kayla wore this to a party at my place, she took it off and I snatched it. The silly cow thought some juice had spilled and dissolved it, and even complimented me for having one just like it later that night. I like Kayla, but she's a real airhead, you know?

So, anyway, the next evening I showed it to my boyfriend who used to know a guy who shoplifted fine jewelry at those stands in the mall, and he started laughing out loud, saying it was a really cheap piece of junk. But he said he felt bad for telling me the truth, so he'd give me $20 for it, except he didn't have $20 in his wallet just then, so instead he'd share a case of beer with me, and that was probably worth $20 anyway. I really don't remember much else about that night but it must have been a lot of fun cause I was really sore in the morning.

It was really good timing on my part to do the deal then, though, because the next day we broke up, and I saw him at another party with this really stuck up high rollin' ho and she was just hanging on him like kudzu. The funniest bit is she had this same piece of cheap jewelry hanging around her neck. I started to go up to her and let her know what a jerk she was, but I figure she'll learn. Eventually.