Fursona

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The animal "alter ego" of a furry, a Fursona is usually far less obese than their real-life form. The word is a portmanteau of "furry" and "persona". Fursona is to a furry what a screen name or avatar is to a sane person.

However, as nobody wants to see their fat, ugly asses, the furry tries to make what they think is sexy as a replacement for their bloated asses and tiny baby cocks. This typically results in sluttified Mary Sues, only, where a Mary Sue has special powers, a self-insert merely has a dog dick.

Example description. Parts that match reality will be in bold.

Pomegranate is a sexy equitauraround the age of 20. Shiloves racing, sports, Rap music, and anal sex with great big studs like yourself. Hir dick is about two feet long with large, full balls ready to explode for the right fella. Cum on over and fill hir up with hot seed to really hear hir moan.

The major difference between a self insert fursona and a wish fulfillment fursona are the fursona's abilities. Self inserts typically do not have special powers nor do they have fancy back stories. Many are literally the owner of the fursona with fur slapped on so people will fuck it.

The line between reality and fiction has truly become blurred inside these sick fuck's minds, they have spent so long sitting in their cold dark basements that their brain has melted, causing them to honestly believe their fursonas are their true form. These batshit insane individuals probably only get access to the forums they so regularly spew stories of their fursonas gallivanting across all the beautiful made-up kingdoms, is if the nurses at the asylum show pity and give them some computer time.

All of them are animal based. No exceptions. It does not have to have fur to be a furry: raptors, dragons, eagles and other non furry animals also count. The animal must be a popular animal, however, as furries are insecure fucktards who wish they were popular.

An animal screen name does not always mean it is a fursona, however, it usually is a good warning.

What about the few people with "unpopular animal" fursonas like spiders or pigs? Those are still furries, they just are trying to be dark and edgy. It's pretty much the same principle as the Anti-Sue variety of Mary Sue. However, unlike the Anti-Sue, these anti-furries still are out to get laid as much as possible and are likely to be riddled with fetishes on top of being as hyper-sexualized as the average fursona.

Fursona "Stereotypes"

Considering that fursonas are used to "express and exemplify" traits of their owners, it's not surprising that certain animals attract certain kinds of people.
Examples are:

Dragons are pretenious assholes who try to sound as smart as they can while still in the fandom. They're often crazier than the usual furry.

Horses / Equines are whores that love pony play and bondage, and are often size queens.

Foxes are unorignal submissive sluts, and are (if male) always faggots. No wonder the gene pool is shallowing.

Huskies are like foxes, but waaay more submissive. Way bigger whores, too.

Wolves are like foxes, but are always dominant and expect to treated like a god amongst men.

Tigers are like Wolves but even moar bad-ass, so obviously must be more dominant. Dress as a tiger and treat everyone else like shit.

Gryphons are huge into fetishes. Always. Often evolved from a dragon as they lost the rest of their mind.