Mumble

Lovelace

Ladies, please avert your eyes... because I've been known to hypnotize. You've heard the voice. Now you're about to meet the one-and-only Lovelace in the flesh, right here, right on, right now.

There is a POWER that makes me STAND upon this TOWER!

ENOUGH! You bring this stranger before me?! He doubts my powers! He compares me to a skua! The voices are shrieking inside my head - they're sayin' "Lovelace! Who is this fool?! Tell him! Tell him to go f- (slight pause) forth and multiply!"

I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence. OK ladies, who's first?

(yelling at a pair of orcas that tried to eat him) ENOUGH! Tis a bad day fo' you! You dealin' with LOVELACE now, and my man Mumble here! BEGONE, demon fish-a! Adios-a. Andiamo-hah. That's right! Boo-hoo; you high-tail it back to yo mamas. Don't make me come in the watah! I'll come after your sons and daughtahs! (fast: "I'm gonna give you the bad eye"; breaks into gibberish.)

Testify to that... Right on...

(How tall do you think that tall boy was?) Who can say? Taller than anyone.

HEY! It's me, Lovelace; formerly known as Guru! I'm gonna be tellin' your story, Happy Feet! Long after you dead and gone!

Ramon

Kiss my frozen tushie! Kiss it, kiss it!

(mocking the retreating leopard seal) He's leaving. OH NO, THAT WAS HIS FACE!

(after hearing Mumble sing) Yeah, I once heard an animal do that, but then they rolled him over, he was dead.

I know size may be daunting, but do not be afraid... I love you. I LOVE YOU!

(afraid to jump off a cliff) I can do this, I can do this... I can trick myself! (pointing to the sky on the edge of the cliff) Boy, look at that! What? (falls and shrieks)

How are we gonna tell his mama he bring us all this way just to kill himself?

I like big tails and I can't deny!

Wait a second. I hear people wanting something... (everyone leans in to listen) ME!

(repeated line) Let me tell something to ju.... ["Ju" is "You"]

We got personality with a capital "Y". Why? Because we're hot!

(to the penguins after they banish Mumble) We sing the heart of our true friend, Mumble! You are a nation of teeny-weeny, pibbling, pickolini, piddily-diddily POOF!

(after coming up with an idea) Okay, lets take a moment for myself: bow down, bow down. Okay, stop. I feel the love.

(mocking leopard seal) He's coming! We better move in half an hour!

Noah the Elder

Raise your voices, brothers! Give praise to the Great 'Guin, who put songs in our hearts and fish in our bellies!

(to the colony who were dancing) It is this kind of backsliding that has brought the scarcity upon us!

So it follows. Dissent leads to division and division leads us to doom! You, Mumble Happyfeet, must go!

Raise your voices, brothers! Cry out in defiance of this jiggity-joggity! For when all others leave ... WE REMAIN!