Morning Mirror

“Stranded in downtown dc because of the pro-Hamas protestors shutting down streets. Maybe this plays in France but ppl here are not pleased.” — Tim Miller, executive director, America Rising PAC.

Meghan McCain wants a man who won’t talk politics

“If I ever meet a guy that doesn’t grill me about politics or my family on a first date – I swear to god I will marry him that night.” — Meghan McCain, conservative commentator, candidate for ABC’s The View and daughter to Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.).

Convo Between Two BuzzFeed Employees

John Stanton: Just put my pants on for the first time today so I’m clearly killin it at the adulthood game.

Ben Smith: Given those email you sent last night I think you’re doing ok in your own way.

John Stanton: Shockingly I was able to decipher them this morning!

Say it isn’t so!

“Marion Barry blocked me on Twitter. Not sure how long ago he did it.” — Fox 5 investigative reporter Emily Miller, another hopeful for ABC’s The View.

Speaking of Barry…He was in a Saturday night car crash when he drove on the wrong side of the road. Read more here.

Where in the world was Benny Johnson this weekend?

The ex-BuzzFeeder, fired from BuzzFeed last week for plagiarism, was in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia.

“This is how @bennyjohnson and I do Friday.” — CNN publicist Matt Dornic.