Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance

Former Vice President Al Gore believes he found the culprit for President Obama’s poor debate performance Wednesday: the altitude in Denver. He spoke about his idea on Current TV after the debate Wednesday night.

“Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust...uh, I don’t know.”

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Beth i dont think he wears shorts. More like panties. Or a thong thingie.

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The lady of the house was reading over my shoulder, noted this comment, and suggested rather than a thong thingie it was a maladjusted cod piece (promoted by Eldridge Cleaver as a fashion accessory in the mid '70s).

Sure, Al, the altitude makes people stupid - that's why the Air Force set up their top secret high-tech training facility there for Special Weapons.
And the Air Force Academy just down the road.
And the major NORAD facility.
And Iron Mountain.
And the Rocky Mountain Arsenal.

Former Vice President Al Gore believes he found the culprit for President Obama’s poor debate performance Wednesday: the altitude in Denver. He spoke about his idea on Current TV after the debate Wednesday night.

“Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust...uh, I don’t know.”

You can't make this **** up .....lol are you kidding me ?

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He also believes he invented the internet, and in the existence of manbearpig

I live at sea level and last time I went to CO, I jumped in the rental car and drove straight to the top of Pike's peak at 14k feet. When I got to the top, I suddenly found I couldn't debate anymore! oh wait, that was our CiC at 5k.

I rarely make comments, but this statement brings out the worst in me! I think that statement was code for saying that the President got high on the way there. If he has a problem with air, we could have him placed in an iron lung until election time.

The president's own excuse is even better. The person he debated was not the rel Mitt Romney. Apparently Mitt has an evil twin who was substituted at the last minute. Evil twin reportedly wants to reduce taxes on the rich by 5 trillion, throw old people off of cliffs, make dirty air and water, pay corporations to go overseas and reinstate every policy ever promoted by GW bush.