Let us talk, communicate via things I wonder about everyone

by jhon baker

I decided last night, or rather the insomniac morning at four-fourteen am that I could or should come up with a few leading questions and ask for responses – like a quiz – the rules are simple – answer what you want if you want – in the comments or on your blog to perpetuate the idea. If you participate, please leave the link in my comments section. I will answer at a later date but all my answers are known already by me so there will be no cheating off others papers.Oh, I do not think that the answers to these will really tell me anything beyond what your answer is at the moment you write it. There is no one question that leads to the profound truth about a persons person.

1. Do you write in the margins of books? a. if so, what do you write, b. if not, why not?

2. How particular are you about your clothing?

3. Do you listen to music when you write/draw/paint/do what it is you like to do? a. if so, what? b. if not, okay then, next question.

4. Do you intentionally or mistakenly mix metaphors?

5. Do you finish more than seventy-two percent of what you read? a. please approximate how much.

6. What are your personal feelings about cliche? a. realize that it is cliche to hate them before you answer.

7. Do you use a thesaurus? a. If yes, how many different kinds do you have? b. if no, how many different kinds are you hiding?

8. What is your preference: a. a frog reading a book paperweight, or b. a monkey reading a book paperweight

9. what are your vices? a. what are your real vices?

10. If you came across a bag of money, no-one around for miles, how would you justify taking it and not reporting it to anyone?

11. if the coffee barista never charges you for your really fucking expensive drink, how long do you wait before insisting on paying or do you just keep the latte train rolling?

12. How do you sleep at night living in a world without Don LaFontaine?

13. How much research do you put into a statement before making an ass out of yourself in front of someone else who knows better.

14. Define theft.

15. Define theft as it applies to you.

16. Define honesty.

17. define how you want it to apply to others about you.

18. quick, how many fingers am I holding up?

19. This being the last question as asking 20 goes against my sadistic tendencies (I know there are the OCD sufferers out there reading this) I will ask, simply, if you only have 30 seconds to make a permanent judgment about a man – what would your criteria be – is it the same for a woman?

3. Do you listen to music when you write/draw/paint/do what it is you like to do?no music. I write.

4. Do you intentionally or mistakenly mix metaphors?yes and yes

5. Do you finish more than seventy-two percent of what you read?no. 33-48%

6. What are your personal feelings about cliché?indifference

7. Do you use a thesaurus?yes, two (online)

8. What is your preference:frog, definitely, frog

9.what are your vices?swearing

10. If you came across a bag of money, no-one around for miles, how would you justify taking it and not reporting it to anyone?I have no justification for doing so. I said I swear not steal.

11. if the coffee barista never charges you for your really fucking expensive drink, how long do you wait before insisting on paying or do you just keep the latte train rolling? pay for the first one.

12. How do you sleep at night living in a world without Don LaFontaine? who?

13. How much research do you put into a statement before making an ass out of yourself in front of someone else who knows better. huh?

14. Define theft. any actions different than the ones I listed in questions 10 and 11

15. Define theft as it applies to you. dishonesty

16. Define honesty. non-theft

17. define how you want it to apply to others about you. I don’t understand the question.

18. quick, how many fingers am I holding up? one

19.This being the last question as asking 20 goes against my sadistic tendencies (I know there are the OCD sufferers out there reading this) I will ask, simply, if you only have 30 seconds to make a permanent judgment about a man – what would your criteria be – is it the same for a woman? I don’t make PERMANENT judgments – what do I know?

21. kidding. lying. What is your most harmful obsession? Perfectionism…as in why did you skip #20?