Jerry Jones's wet dream of crystal and chrome has hit the road. "The Elegant Lady," the Dallas Cowboys' new bus, made a brief appearance at the Super Bowl, but it's officially being unveiled ahead of the NFL combine. Forty-five feet long, 8'6" wide, and 13 feet tall, the coach will shuttle Cowboys brass around Indianapolis in comfort and splendor and not a little bit of ostentatiousness.

Amenities include:

• Three couches and five chairs, that sit 20 people comfortably, in a compartment that extends for more space when the bus is parked.

• Nine televisions, including one on the outside for tailgating.

• A kitchen with refrigerator and microwave, and several hidden coolers around the bus.

The Morning News says this model can run between $1.5 and $2.5 million, depending on how it's tricked out. One gets the feeling Jerry Jones would install an Armand de Brignac bidet just to push the pricetag to the high end.