She may have some strange snacking habits, but also mad marketing skills: Greenfield has just released “Chicken Soda,” an “instructional video” with a melody loosely based on the “Chicken Dance” to promote cola as a nugget dipping sauce. (The video is ridiculously gratuitous, featuring Greenfield eating soaked chicken nuggets in sportscars, mansions, a bathtub. Dip nuggets in soda and eat, how hard is that to figure out?)

But that’s just the beginning, according to Fox News; Greenfield is also set to debut her own “cola sauce” for dipping purposes. She enthuses, “There is currently no cola-flavored sauce on the retail market, and I think people will be surprised at how good it is. In 20 years, nobody will remember it was ever taboo to pair cola and chicken.” We may have to take her word for it there. But we may never be able to get the image of Greenfield in a bathtub of cola, showered with chicken, properly scrubbed from our brains.

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In the meantime, Greenfield fans can order merch from her Chicken Soda Facebook page, including T-Shirts and plastic cups with phrases like “Now watch me dip.” Seriously, I’m just sitting over here kicking myself. Too late to come up with my own line of Cubs Post-It excuses based on that 2016 win?