Granted. Its because when the kernel is dried, theres a little drop of water in it, and when the water is heated up, the energy is released through the kernel, causing it to pop. Now you know and are not as shocked, and are now bored of popcorn.

Granted. Alcohol consumption has a 100 percent chance of turning anyone into an emotionless wreck and increasing suicide rates by 1026% for doing so, thus banning it from consumer consumption and it's transferred to black markets for extortionate prices.

I wish that when the apes take over, it follows the first Planet of the Apes movie from 1968.

Granted, unfortunatly that wish was your last silly mistake, now you have become mister perfect you live the high life for a brief period before people become sick of how much better you are, as your confidence in yourself grows so does their jealousy to what you achieve.

You end up completly alone.

I wish i had a machine that just instantly had the food i wanted in its compartment thing, fresh and warm(or cold if its meant to be)