Yep, sorry guys – but this bed was made just for tots – though that hasn’t stopped us drooling over it.

The Little Mermaid bed features a clam shell frame and internal lighting, so that you can feel as though you’re residing in the gardens of King Triton’s palace every single night time (well, again, when we say ‘you’ we mean the kids, but a parent can dream, right?).

(Picture: circu.net)

The clam bed has been released by Portugese luxury furnishings brand Circu, who have recently created a line of ‘Magical Furniture’, which will leave children actually wanting to be sent to their bedrooms.

So whether you’re buying it to treat your child or just to seek some alone time, the Little Mermaid bed is a must-have.

Of course, there is a catch. This bed, which stands at 6-and-a-half feet tall, isn’t like any other – and therefore it comes at a price. A price of (please, hold your breath) $16,000 (£12,800).