Feedly is under anotherDDoS attack, so I’m literally just posting shit that amuses me, and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it thanks to my new girlfriend who hopefully should be here any minute now. And better be because I bought all these Funyuns. And meth. Anyway, here’s Conan O’Brien reviewing…

In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly asleep at the wheel slammed into six vehicles including Tracy’s limobus which left his mentor and best friend Jimmy Mack dead…

If you’re like me, you enjoy huge, ample breasts and the HBO series Game of Thrones, so here’s one two of those things talking about wanting to get inside the other. And I think I speak of all nerddom when I say that if Christina Hendricks gets naked in Westeros, a dragon will fly out…

Alright, folks, apparently the summer blockbuster season starts the first weekend of April now, so by the time you’re reading this Photo Boy and I are on our way to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier where there will be no hand holding or butterfly kisses. I don’t care what that hobo we paid to…

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that’s not important enough for me to Google, because here’s a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat’s breast on Conan last night. And to then untrained mortal eye it looks like everyone shared a laugh and moved along, but what few…

I honestly wouldn’t put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn’t I say Kim? Her only purpose is to be served for Christmas dinner now. Kris…

Stories about lecherous old Hollywood actors are my favorite because they harken back to a more innocent time when people did horrible things without having any clue they’d later be recorded on a global porn sharing device you can carry around in your pocket. So here’s Natasha Lyonne on Conan recalling the time Marlon Brando…

Louis CK stopped by Conan last night where a quip about not giving his daughters phones turned into a painfully true observation about the futility of life and how we use technology to ignore the fact we’re all alone in the fucking universe. And what’s amazing is you find yourself laughing at what’s basically a…

Originally I was going to post Bruce Willis being a dick on British radio, but then I saw this clip of Aubrey Plaza talking about masturbating on Conan and thought, “Hmm, people might want to hear about this.” And in case you can’t watch the video, here she is describing the scene to GQ:…

Here’s Conan O’Brien surprising Heather Locklear with an old exercise video from the 90s his staff dug up. And if you’re wondering why I’m even bothering to post this, and more importantly the full version below, it’s to teach you mama’s teatsuckers a lesson about the times before there the Internet. Hard times. Times whe…