Which may be why, two months after the Obama campaign sent the Department of Justice a letter demanding a criminal investigation, a nonprofit, nonpartisan watchdog group called Democracy 21 has gone to the Federal Election Commission and the Internal Revenue Service calling for, like, another investigation into the American Issues Project. Which, notes The Wall Street Journal, ain't gonna amount to squat: "Such complaints can take years to investigate, so action before the Nov. 4 election is unlikely." --Robert Wilonsky