Top 10 Reasons You Can’t Find A Job

Let’s face it, finding a good job these days is tough. The economy stinks, folks are getting laid off, and you ain’t got any money. But… you can’t find a job. No suprise, stupid! Here are the top 10 reasons you can’t find a job.

10. Instead of shaking hands, you ask them to “pull your finger.” What a moron.

9. You’re not willing to risk being downsized, since you’re unsure if they’re referring to your penis.

8. In your zealousness to pad your resume, you claim 10 years of Java and 15 years of HTML. But what do they know, they still use Windows?