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Here are the five most ridiculous moments from Jennifer Aniston's interview of Nicole Kidman, followed by the saddest.

1. Jen's wistful 'How we met' story

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I remember the first time I met Nicole Kidman. We were at a Golden Globes party in 2005 and—typical Hollywood story—we share an agent. I remember meeting this tall, beautiful woman who was there with her mom and dad. I was completely starstruck, while she was nothing but gracious. Nicole had just seen one of my rom-coms, as they call them, and was instantly kind and complimentary. I loved her immediately.

2. Jen wants to ride Nicole

You are like the Secretariat of actresses—when I see your body of work and everything you have achieved. But in the midst of all these unbelievable roles, I forgot how funny you can be.

3. Jen wants a boyfriend like Keith Urban

He's [Keith Urban] a total sweetheart. I remember him bringing you Chinese food on set, being such a good husband while we were all being silly and playing with coconuts. I'm so inspired by how you navigate this exquisite career and how you've incorporated this wonderful, beautiful family. I bow to it; I aspire to it.

4. Jen wants Nicole's body

Okay, let me just say this: Physically, you are a masterpiece.

5. Nicole wants Jen's body (No homo!)

You are a freak of nature. You have the best body I've ever seen. And I'm a heterosexual girl. You look good morning, noon, and night.

And finally, a sad revelation. Everyone always talks about how Jen is a career girl, but really, she'd rather have love:

NK: I like to ask people if they would rather have a great love that lasts a lifetime or an amazing career where you go down in history. Some people do answer that they want an extraordinary career.

JA: I know what I would choose. That's a no-brainer. I would choose the love of my life.