Firefighter Chris Fisher has been a bane to his shift mates for about two years now. He insists that the firehouse be Gluten Free whenever he is on duty. Turns out his Gluten free ways are not medically necessary; he is just being a jerk

NREMW, is in the process of validating fitness standards for all EMTs and Paramedics. This testing will be administered for all new EMS workers. It will also become part of the recertification process.

The city of Credula police department has enacted a very strict new fitness policy. Previously only new hires had to pass a fitness exam. When this policy takes effect on July 1, all officers will need to pass the test, or face termination.

Last year we reported about a police chief betting his officers to lose weight. That bet caused his agency a major budget shortfall. This year the chief has lost a second fitness bet costing his agency again.

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