Does she also think that I have a blood sister whose name is also Katie?

_________________"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

Sometimes I think it would be nice if my mom had facebook so she could keep in touch with some relatives, but then I think of explaining every single detail and remind myself that only managing email can be a good thing.

My mom always posts way too many comments on my status updates, and some of them have nothing to do with the particular update. I think I posted something on baking and she felt the need to tell me my cousin got somebody pregnant and list the "baby mamas" and shiitake. She's weird.

Oh god, Brian's mom used to call me about my status updates. And when I first got a twitter account, I had it in the sidebar of my website and she would read it and call me about that stuff too, so I took it off my site.

_________________"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

My mom wanted to comment on a photo I had taken of the dogs, but commented on my entire album instead. So every time I added a new photo, her "Those are My BABIES!!!11! I love them!!!" would show up. I thought it was funny, but she was embarrassed and finally made me show her how to delete it.

My Mom doesn't know how to spell and posts about games a lot, which makes my sister make fun of her in the comments section and sets off a whole hurt feelings thing. My Mom also doesn't understand when I'm quoting lyrics and is always worried I'm about to off myself or something.

My mum has a habit of liking all the statuses that my friends post dirty comments on, so they all get emailed directly to her. She doesn't seem to mind it. She also asked me to show her how to block her own mother from her page.

My mom's page said "interested in women and men" for the longest time. For some reason I didn't catch it until it was brought to my attention by my boyfriend at the time. I told her that "interested in women and men" doesn't mean what she thinks it means, and in a panic, she accidentally deleted her entire page.

_________________Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead.-Tom Waits

My mom's page said "interested in women and men" for the longest time. For some reason I didn't catch it until it was brought to my attention by my boyfriend at the time. I told her that "interested in women and men" doesn't mean what she thinks it means, and in a panic, she accidentally deleted her entire page.

my mom calls about my statuses too. it's actually incredibly annoying, but i don't know how to make it stop. a lot of my status updates are sarcastic too (which i can't help– its in my nature!) but she takes them seriously & freaks out.

I made a status about the new boards and my mom thought it was about our fence.

I laughed so hard at that.

I also appreciate when Mo's mother comments on her posts.

_________________"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."