Name a Cockroach After Your Ex Then Feed to Meerkat

If you're that person that says "Be better, not bitter" whenever you hear someone speak ill of their ex, move along. This blog post is not for you.

If you're still reading this, chances are you are just as petty as I am.

Let us not forget that we can still honor our exes in the best of ways. Thanks to El Paso Zoo, we can be all kinds of petty along with several of our internet friends by naming a cockroach after an ex.

The zoo took to their Facebook page to say "What's the perfect Valentine's Day gift? ❤️ Naming a cockroach after your ex, of course! Message us your ex's name and we'll name a cockroach after them! We'll post names (First and last name initial!) starting February 11 here on Facebook! Watch on Facebook Live or on our website's Meerkat webcam on Valentine's Day at 2:15 pm to see them devour these little bugs!"

Genius? Heartless? Both perhaps?

We are trying so hard to rise above, but this is just something we can't seem to ignore.

Will you be sending in your ex's name? What if you saw a cockroach named after you?