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My friend Rick Paul (Facebook page) tagged me in the 25 Random Things meme. Take a big gulp of coffee (lower and upper case) friends, because I’m going to give it a try:

1. When I was in Kindergarten, my report card had a place to note disabilities. Right beside “hearing loss” and “poor eyesight” was “left-handed.” I am left-handed, and they made me write with my right hand. I think the teachers were all commies- the name of the place was The Little Red Schoolhouse. I blame all my problems on those mean ladies. If not for their treachery, I’m sure I wouldn’t have bought Citibank at $50.

2. I have a very distinct false memory. I talked about it (and even drew a picture of it) here. I wonder if I can sue Santa Claus for not really bringing me that video game. With a head start like that, I would’ve been a Pac Man Jedi in college.

3. Back in the eighties, I read every one of the John D. MacDonald Travis McGee mysteries in a row and in chronological order. Right after I finished, he hosed me by dying. Later Larry Brown (see item 12 below) did the same thing. If you’re an author and I start reading all your books in order, be very scared. Surely there’s a Japanese horror movie in there somewhere.

4. I think Richard Shindell’s Are You Happy Now is the most well-written song I have ever heard. It’s not my favorite song ever, but both lyrically and musically I think it is the most well-written song. Every time I hear the “Cinderella checked her watch” verse it sends a chill down my spine. You can buy this excellent record at Amazon. You can’t buy any of my excellent records at Amazon for two reasons.

5. While not very random, I deeply, madly and completely love my kids, far beyond any emotion I would have previously believed myself capable of. Of course, they all know this and think they own me. The other day, my 7 year old said, in a calm, teaching voice, “look, just because you’re older than me doesn’t mean you get to boss me around all the time.” I really didn’t have a good reply for that.

6. I knew some of the guys that formed the Marshall Tucker Band in high school. Tommy Caldwell was a very good golfer AND a rock star. Previously, I would have thought those to be mutually exclusive.

7. When I was a little kid, Tog’ls were far and away my favorite toy. I loved them so much that I later bought a bunch of them on eBay for my kids. So far, none of them share the love. Now if there was a Tog’l app for their iPods…

8. When I was in college, I was a huge Al Green fan. I listened to his records all the time, to the point that it drove my roommates crazy (Andy, Al and Carter will attest to this). Then I heard a cover of Al’s Love and Happiness by The Amazing Rhythm Aces, and became a big fan of theirs. Later, I realized that my sister’s neighbor was Russell Smith, the lead singer for the Aces.

9. I started writing songs in my early teens, mostly in a failed attempt to impress chicks. One of my songs was recorded by some friends of mine while we were in high school. I remember another friend calling me over to her car one day because that song was on the radio. I wish it was that easy to get my songs on the radio now!

10. I’ve had my ear pierced twice, in college and then much later in the Bahamas while on vacation. Both times with my buddy Carter (see item 8 above).

11. I remember the first Grateful Dead song I ever heard: Uncle John’s Band. I instantly became and continue to be a huge fan. My oldest daughter, Cassidy, is named after a Grateful Dead song. When she was born, I emailed John Perry Barlow and told him we’d named her after one of his songs. He wrote her several emails. How cool is that!?

12. I love modern southern gothic literature (or whatever you call it). Cormac McCarthy, Larry Brown and William Gay are among my favorite authors. I also like vintage pulp science fiction, such as Andre Norton and Edmond Hamilton.

13. I think Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the funniest movie ever made. Other hilarious movies that come to mind are Spaceballs, Raising Arizona, Bad Santa and the greatly overlooked Idiocracy.

14. I love computers and software. I wrote a shareware game (Touchstone Trilogy) back in the eighties, was briefly a game designer for a small software company and have built computers from parts.

15. I am scared of heights. When I was a kid there was this tree house in the woods by my house. It seemed like it was a mile high. It used to terrify me climbing up, and terrify me even more starting the climb down. I know why cats sometimes wait for the firemen.

16. When I was a kid, I had this red transistor radio I won playing bingo at the beach. I’d lay in bed at night with that single earphone and listen to WOWO from Fort Wayne, Indiana. One far away station, but somehow it seemed more compelling than the multitude of music choices today.

17. I once got an email from the Professor. And, while you didn’t ask, the answer would be Mary Ann.

18. I am bored to tears by politics. I have voted for more democrats than republicans for President, but I think many of my democrat friends are supremely unrealistic and utterly naive. I’m not sure what this says about me, but I don’t think it’s good.

19. I grew up in Cheraw, SC, a great little town. I wrote all of one and part of another song the last day I spent there, after my mom died: My Mother’s House and Raccoons and Foxes (the latter co-written with Ronnie Jeffrey).

21. I am an Eagle Scout and went to the Boy Scouts World Jamboree in Norway in 1975.

22. When I was a kid I had a pet flying squirrel named Secret.

23. While in college I (and a lot of my buddies- you know who you are) watched General Hospital religiously. Remember the Ice Princess?

24. I once woke up and saw a ghost (or something unexplainable that looked like a ghost) hovering over my bed late at night. I thought I was imagining it, until I noticed that my cat was sitting on the bed staring up at it too. Oddly, it wasn’t a scary experience. Later, as a party theme, my friends and I had a psychic come in and try, unsuccessfully, to summon it back.

25. I drink only occasionally and then very moderately (although last Saturday night was a major exception to that rule), have never smoked a cigarette and do not eat sweets. Never fear- I have lots of other bad habits.

I don’t know how to tag people in Facebook, where I got tagged by Rick. So if you see this, are my (lower or upper case) friend and have not already answered this meme, please consider yourself tagged.

Those who know me musically know that uplifting songs are not my strong point. But I can think of quite a few songs that make me really happy every time I hear them. As Susan and others have said, it’s hard to pick just one. But after thinking about it for a bit, I did.

It’s a song called Weight of the World off the record Built of Stone by the Cigar Store Indians. I heard them play it live on XM once and the lead singer said he wrote it for his kids. One listen by any parent of young children will send you running for the crying towel. Not because it is sad, but because it is so perfect.

These lines sum up the way the song makes me feel (remember that he is singing to his kids):

You gotta try to live your life
Kinda like a script
Like you’re in a movie
Like you’re watchin’ it
20 years from now
You won’t give a damn
You’re a tempest
Born and raised…and loved

I enjoy memes, because they are a way to find out about others – and sometimes yourself – in an interesting way, without having to write or read a boring autobiography. I also think answers to questions are more revealing than prose, because they elicit specific information rather than whatever the writer consciously or subconsciously wants to present. Having now mounted my defense of memes, let’s get to the business at hand.

Am I a bad person, if I’m happy to know that the bully did not live a full life?

I believe people are generally good or bad based on what they do, not what they think. Having said that, it depends on the level of bullying and what is meant by “live a full life.” There are certainly some things that a bully could do that would lead me to be happy if he shuffled off this mortal coil, but outside of murder, rape, etc., I would not wish death on someone. I would, however, be happy to learn that karma or the law acted to cause a serious bully to have a bad job, go to jail, become homeless, etc. I might want to forgive and forget, but I am an imperfect person and would be perfectly happy to hear of a little cosmic payback.

Were you bullied as a kid?

Not generally. There were a few times I was treated badly by some older kids, but it was more of a stop following us around thing than a bullying thing. My dad told me to avoid a fight when possible, but that there are times when there is no other way to resolve something. I tell my kids, in cases of physical aggression only, to ask the person (be that a sibling or third party) to stop twice, and only if that doesn’t work to respond in kind (or “do what you gotta do”). It is a hard line to draw and to walk, but I simply do not believe anyone has to accept physical abuse without defending themselves. Of course most of my wife’s friends think I am a caveman (and not the Geico kind) in this regard.

Was bullying as rampant in your schools, as they were in mine?

Probably, although I was largely oblivious to it at the time. If I bullied people in any way, it was by being unaware of their suffering at the hands of bullies that I may have been hanging out with.

What happened to the bullies in your school?

A couple of them are in jail, actually. None of my close friends were bullies, so I don’t know about the rest of them.

Was it just the boys, or did the girls bully too?

I don’t know about at my school, but as a parent of girls, I am convinced that bullying by girls against other girls is much, much worse than between boys. It’s verbal, as opposed to physical, and much harder to detect. If two little boys are fighting on the playground, it’s obvious, and they generally forget about it by the time school’s out. If you see one little girl whisper something to another, you have no idea what she said. And the adverse effects seem to linger longer. I think schools need to be much more proactive where girl to girl bullying is concerned.

Were you the bully?

Not to my knowledge. I have generally taken up for people when I feel they are being taken advantage of. When I was younger, I was less aware of that sort of thing, but the older I get the better my bully radar seems to be.

Chip Camden tagged me in a meme that asks the very relevant question, “why do you respond to memes?” Before I went off the grid for a while, there was some debate about the merit of memes, with some people defending them and others comparing them to chain letters and similar annoyances. I’ll resist the temptation to wonder how anyone who has a blog could conclude that memes are a waste of their time and just answer the question.

Here are the requested 5 reasons why I respond to most memes:

1) Memes are conversation starters, and conversation is the reason I write a blog and the reason I subscribe to blogs.

2) Memes allow us to find out more about each other in an efficient manner. Since most of the people who converse cross-blog will never meet in the real world, memes are a good way to find out how the guy who writes about one topic feels about others. I was at a closing dinner the other night and one of the hosts asked everyone at the table to name his or her favorite movie. I was happily surprised at how many other people picked a goofy movie (my choice was, of course, The Holy Grail). Memes are a way to do that sort of thing on a distributed basis.

3) I am appreciative that someone cares enough to ask what I think about something. So many people are great talkers and bad listeners. A meme is, at least to some extent, a way to listen. It’s handing over the microphone to someone else- to let them have their turn.

4) I suspect that memes probably piss off those who take themselves too seriously. That makes me want to go all meme all the time. Life is too often hard and serious. Blogging should be silly and fun.

5) I had to do some thinking to come up with a 5th reason, but upon reflection I realized that I like to see if I can predict who will respond to a meme and who won’t. Someone who ignores the offered meme is often telling you more than the person who answers. I have always been (to a fault some people say) a student of human nature. Memes serve as little human nature experiments.

So here are my five (with a brief note as to why they were selected). Name five reasons why you do (or do not) respond to memes.

Amy Gahran (a lot of my conversational approach to blogging originated from reading her blogs)Scot Karp (we started blogging around the same time, and I am impressed with how he turned his blog into a must-read)Hugh MacLeod (he’s a long time A-Lister who has always struck me as a regular guy (in a good way))Rockstar Mommy (I don’t know her, but it’s one of my favorite recent blog discoveries)Ian Delaney (just because he’s a smart guy and a great writer)

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