Lindsey Lohan Dresses as Nun and Licks Gun on Her Way to Jail

Here in the pop culture conscious offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon, we have written of Lindsey Lohan before. In fact, I may have promised never to write of her again, and yet here I am, with another Lindsey Lohan post. It’s just that she keeps making such bad decisions. While in some ways I agree she has a right to live her life as she chooses, I nevertheless must question her judgment at times (many, many times, apparently).

Buried deep in the bowels of the website for her new film, “Machete,” resides the picture which is creating quite a stir. Of course, all pictures of nuns

Alecia Rachael Marek. No slouch in the looks department

licking guns do, as they are some Catholic school boy’s twisted fantasy. In the film, Lohan plays a gun toting & licking avenger called ‘the sister.’ Just days after her sentence of jail for violating her probation, the films trailer was released with Lohan missing. Her name does appear in the credits however.

Early sneak reports say she appears topless while gallivanting in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek, the actress who plays her mother. Well I’ll be

diggity dogged, my Catholic school boy fantasies are working overtime. Rachael is no slouch herself in the looks department as you can see.

The Robert Rodriguez’s film also stars Jessica Alba (holy cow, there’s three of them!), and Robert DeNiro, Now that’s a cast that offers everything. Poor Lindsey was sentenced to 90 days followed by 90 days inpatient drug rehab for

Lohan breaks into tears at sentencing

violating her probation on a previous DUI. She broke into tears on pronouncement of the sentence, and must report on July 20th at 8:30 AM to begin serving her time on the rock pile.

I hope for her sake the rehab takes this time. She’s got a lot to lose, and it’s something of a miracle that people are still giving her a chance. I don’t know if I would be so generous…

Unless of course she did a topless scene in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek.