:-) it's been sitting in this spot for more than a week. It gets up when I come closer. No eggs underneath. I thought it could be a male guarding his female who is sitting on eggs somewhere out of sight. (wild goose)

I remember that many years ago we ( my girl friend and I) had been walking near the church. There had been many Milizionär ( именно тогда были милиционеры). We cheerfully greeted one of them:"Христос воскресе!"

It needs to answer:"Воистину воскресе" and kiss each other three times after that. What did our Milizionär? He answered:" Glory to Labor!"