‘He’s huge’

‘Ha, must be a nice problem to have,’ it’s likely your girlfriend will snipe at you while sipping chardonnay.

But – despite being the envy of your mates – encountering a rather large penis is not for the faint-hearted. It can be just a little bit scary if you don’t know what you’re doing and can cause pain, stress and even tearing in the worst-case scenarios.

Firstly – relax. Experts agree that generally, the vajayjay can accommodate a larger-than-average penis. During sexual arousal the vagina can expand a whopping 200 percent in size, Psychology Today reports.

So with regards to penises, what is big? Well, a 2015 study by King’s College of London, found the average erect penis swells to 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference. FACT: About 15 percent of men have a penis over seven inches and three percent have one over eight inches. Considering the average length of a vagina is 4.77 inches – it’s important to be ready and aroused before sex so your vagina can accommodate.

So, if you do get that ‘big’ reveal (a penis over that average size), here are some pointers!

S is for slow

Ok – so when he’s well-endowed, there’s a high chance of his penis bumping into your cervix when he’s thrusting. And trust me, you don’t want that to happen. It hurts. So, first up – a man with a big one usually is well-versed in starting with shallow thrusts before going deeper. But if he’s not – talk! You set the pace and guide him in. If it’s going to deep or hits your cervix – say, ouch, that’s a bit too deep. If he’s not gentle – he’s not worth it ladies.

Lots of lube and foreplay

To get your velvet underground well and truly ready to meet its match – get him working on your hot spots with tongue and fingers first. Your natural lubricants will flow and your vagina will be relaxed and ready to rock.

When your lady parts are aroused – blood flows to the genital area and the upper two-thirds of the vagina lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend.

And lube up with extra store-bought lubrication – it will help with insertion and decrease any rawness or chafing some women feel after intercourse.

Prime position

If you want to try rear entry with a long dong – it’s often best to avoid the on all fours position as it tends to tilt your cervix up and leave it vulnerable and cruising for a bruising. Instead, if you want to try rear entry – try lying face down with your legs pressed together. Get him to enter gently then press your legs together – the penetration is not as deep and he can control it better

The big BJ

If you want to take a huge package into your mouth – here’s what to do…

Get in a position where you control the movement – you don’t want him pushing into your mouth and setting off your gag reflex! Try lying him down and crouching over him or standing him up and kneeling in front of him.

Start by swirling your tongue around the nerve-packed ridge where the head meets the shaft, lick up and down the penis and then get ready to take more in your mouth.

Create a tube with one hand, put it against your lips and move up and down in unison (so you’re creating a longer ‘tunnel’ for his cock). Concentrate on your breathing, relax your throat as you thrust up and down. And use your imagination. Try caressing his testicles or perineum too.

So ladies – big really can be better.

Remember, if you do experience sudden or serious pain during intercourse consult a medical professional.