Swifty Swine Racing Pigs

These little piggies spend their youth at the racetrack, but never fail to bring home the bacon. Their careers last a single season before they eat themselves out of a job. They're known as the "Swifty Swine Racing and Swimming Pigs". While some little piggies hang out in a muddy barnyard getting fat for their trip to the stockyards, Swifty Swine Productions Racing Pigs are busy shakin' the bacon around a 150' oval track at some of the nation's biggest fairs, festivals and special events. These little porkers pound the turf at a blazing 15 mph, and all for an Oreo cookie! The winner gets the cookie, the loser gets the crumbs.

Surprising to some, these little pigs travel 11 months a year and appear before millions of people. They criss-cross the country in their shiny red trailer equipped with amenities not found in any barnyard. These little superstars enjoy such luxuries as air conditioning, heating, and their very own piggy potty. There's even color TV and stereo for the pigs' leisure time.