Genma's engaged Ranma to just about everyone, right? Well what if the Panda engages his son to the Patron Goddess of good Drow. Gee, won't Akane and the rest of the Wrecking Crew be pleased. Now with Master & Commander influences! Author's note: This story ignores D&D Editions past the 2nd Edition, and the subsequent reshuffling of the Realms due to the Spellplague.