Funny Double Barrelled Surnames

Just a thought, it being Friday and all that. A follow on from VinceJ's "Funny Surnames" thread.
Get two celebrities (or more) to hypothetically get married, and say what the resulting double-barrel surname would be.
I'll start you off....
Isla Sinclair marries Barry White and becomes Isla White :-) then gets divorced and marries Brian Ferry and becomes Isla White-Ferry :-)
Put yer thinking caps on and let's have a laugh.
Jules

Just a thought, it being Friday and all that. A follow on from VinceJ's "Funny Surnames" thread.

Get two celebrities (or more) to hypothetically get married, and say what the resulting double-barrel surname would be.

Jack Straw and Halle Berry would be a nice combination, but only if the surname was done the European way, with the wife's name last: Straw-Berry.
Or, using the same name order, how about BB King and Isla Fisher or Carrie Fisher?
Conrad

Jack Straw and Halle Berry would be a nice combination, but only if the surname was done the European way, with the wife's name last: Straw-Berry.

Or, using the same name order, how about BB King and Isla Fisher or Carrie Fisher?