A healthy mind is a dirty mind and a dirty mind is healthy to the body and spirit. Sexual health helps your over all health and a healthy sex life can reduce stress, decrease blood pressure, burn calories and gives you ladies glowing skin by increasing overall circulation. Make it part of your complete holistic health by engaging in sexual romping sessions at least a few times a week. So stay healthy by keeping it wrapped up, especially if you engage in risky sex e.g. one-nighters. We’ve all had to do the walk of shame at some point in our sexual history, so being prepared as a young and sexually active person can save embarrassing trips to the clinic in the future. That’s your PSA for the day, keep it covered.

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Make sure the only dick is in your pants. Look, don’t get cocky with your cock, if you’re a regular then buy your size, otherwise you’re putting your health at risk and guaranteeing you’ll be paying out child support for the next 18 years if your cock isn’t properly covered. If it concerns you that much that you are buying small and not a large, then check out the Bathmate NZ male enhancement section, until then accuracy scores higher than the ego.

*As bonus here’s a secret bro-tip that other dudes won’t divulge, just buy two boxes one extra large and one that’s your size, toss the smaller condoms in the extra large box and throw the rest away, you’re welcome 😉

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