Hiring Manager: I
grow tired of this applicant we interviewed two weeks ago. He is calling and asking us questions about when we will make our choice.
Will he not learn? I think we should continue ignoring him and not even
tell him if he was not picked. That would be expected. People do not want to hear from us
right? So we will not even respond. Boy we are gonna save millions by not
bothering to respond to applicants as well as the ones we actually interview.

Everyone else in the room:Excellent idea sir! We will be RICH!

Letter from - American Red Cross
Submitted by - AnonymousLast updated on 07/31/2004

And the letter reads:

Ms. Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxxx
XXXX Xxxxxxx Xxxx
Xxxxxxxxxx, XX XXXXX

Dear Xxxxxxx :

Thank you for your interest in the Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx position at the Red Cross, Xxxxxxx County Chapter. We appreciate your interest and timely response.

Resumes have been reviewed and the applicants selected for an interview have been notified.

Your credentials were excellent ; we wish you success in your future endeavors.