Does The Man Who Want To Masturbate In Every New York City Starbucks Work There?

WHO is Mister PeePee, the loyal masturbator whose ambition is to pleasure himself in every Starbucks toilet in New York? That’s over 171 toilets. That’s practically a week of tossing for your average adolescent or Noel Edmonds fan.

A guy who calls himself Mister PeePee set a goal of masturbating in every Starbucks in New York City, then photographing the results.

We learn:

“I’ve got to rate the bathroom on cleanliness,” Mister PeePee said on The Glory Hole podcast, “and [note] if a person knocked on the door and interrupted me.” One of his associates wanted Mister PeePee to also rate “how hot the chicks were in the location — customers and baristas” and “how frequently did someone try to open the door when you were trying to jerk off.” “And lastly, how was the coffee?” added the podcast co-host. (Mister PeePee tweeted at least one of his store ratings: Today’s Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner. Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick)

Nice.

But can we rule out the chance that he is an employee of the watery coffee chain? Might his be the death knell for soya milk..?