Moms Without Pants

Also, to suggest that you all check out this cool bit o' bizniss. Because Larry Smith of Smith Magazine is behind it, and because Vlasic Pickles is not. I'm going to do it, whenever I can muster some creative thought. The birth of my child in 100 words or less? EASY. Why not do it in six? Baby burst out in one blast... okay, maybe this needs ten words... busting mommy's bottom - BAM!

OK - let's look past the lack of pantage and examine the shoes. Seriously - what is her continuing deal with dominatrix shoes? Iron Man has been filmed and promoted, stop with the method acting Gwennie.

Clearly I'm in the minority here, but I'm not worried about the lack of pants. I'm in such awe of those legs that I am too beseiged with envy to worry about a trifling issue such as pants vs no pants. Sigh.

Clearly I'm in the minority here, but I'm not worried about the lack of pants. I'm in such awe of those legs that I am too beseiged with envy to worry about a trifling issue such as pants vs no pants. Sigh.

Msprufrock, you know those legs are airbrushed, right? I mean, srsly. They have to be. Gwyneth gained 60 lbs during her pregnancy with Apple. I know because she was talking about it in a sort of a shell-shocked way on the Daily Show after her daughter was born. And you want to tell me the woman has no stretch marks and no cellulite after two pregnancies? Nuh uh. I don't think so.

meh - couldn't care less about celebs and their babies, because they're just moms & babies. nothing special (besides the obvious enormity of being a mom in the first place) but you - YOU - that delivery story - holy shit. OUCH is right. 299 comments later - holy shit again. LOL