Someday we’ll find it, the MattJob connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and AdamandWill.

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This week’s opening track features a monologue in french. Special thanks to reddit user ImpMercy for providing us with the following translation.

I’m the only hope.
The last defense of a species about to go extinct.
The warlocks warned us.
These clairvoyant sages saw the truth.
They said the creatures would come 7 years after the first ones were taken.
7 years after the departure.
We were blind of the gods.
We are now on the edge of the ravine.
On the edge of destruction.
When this monster is born we are done for.
Because this monster will be born to end us.
7 heads and 7 flaming mouths
We have one last hope, the egg.
From the warlock maps I found it.
Hidden in a nest, in a volcano in the sea.
Thank god for the technology.
The nuclear weapon.
To break the fragile shell and melt the demons inside.
God, may this missile fly straight and find the nest in the volcano.
And hopefully this egg wouldn’t have hatched yet, and let it destroy it before it destroys the world.

Be on the lookout for more news about our as-yet-unannounced future project!

Someday we’ll find it, the MattJob connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and AdamandWill.

Better Burton Bureau

Have you been lied to by a “Burton”? Misled about a “Burton”‘s ability to cure cancer? Contact the Better Burton Bureau (BBB) today! The BBB, a trusted resource for all your “Burton” interaction needs.

This week’s opening track features a monologue in french. Special thanks to reddit user ImpMercy for providing us with the following translation.

I’m the only hope.
The last defense of a species about to go extinct.
The warlocks warned us.
These clairvoyant sages saw the truth.
They said the creatures would come 7 years after the first ones were taken.
7 years after the departure.
We were blind of the gods.
We are now on the edge of the ravine.
On the edge of destruction.
When this monster is born we are done for.
Because this monster will be born to end us.
7 heads and 7 flaming mouths
We have one last hope, the egg.
From the warlock maps I found it.
Hidden in a nest, in a volcano in the sea.
Thank god for the technology.
The nuclear weapon.
To break the fragile shell and melt the demons inside.
God, may this missile fly straight and find the nest in the volcano.
And hopefully this egg wouldn’t have hatched yet, and let it destroy it before it destroys the world.

Be on the lookout for more news about our as-yet-unannounced future project!