Another question: Could Lindsay Lohan be on Celebrity Apprentice? [Wonderwall]

Guess we'll know more about this tomorrow during Midweek Madness, but for now, Sharon Osbourne says: "In Touch magazine is printing an untrue story about Kelly & Jack which affects their credibility and dignity. See you in court!" [Contact Music]

In a perfect storm of teenage squee, Justin Bieber and Jaden "Karate Kid" Smith will be on stage together at Madison Square Garden. Cue the high-pitched screams. [Page Six]

Heidi Montag is "privately" acknowledging that she is in a sex tape, and that some of the footage is girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. Someone wants a cut of the profits! [TMZ]

Folks who worked with James Franco on General Hospital have nothing but gushy things to say about him. [E!]

Hayden Panettiere's birthday party looks like a nightmare you have upon eating kung pao chicken before bed. [TMZ]

Let's choose to believe not that Taylor Lautner is a diva but that you don't hire someone for a movie and not provide a place for them to change clothes, use the bathroom, relax and make phone calls in between takes. [TMZ]

Is Damian Hurley giving his mom the finger, or is it meant for the paparazzo? [WoW]

"I've said it before and I'll say it time and time again – when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her… We all know it's extremely personal, and it is for a woman to deal with things with her body, and especially when dealing with the idea of childbirth and all that stuff." — Nick Cannon artfully dodges speculation that Mariah Carey is pregnant. [People]

"I've been working on it for months now, and I feel very strongly that it's finished right now. It came so quickly. Some artists take years; I don't. I write music every day." — Lady Gaga's new album: Done! [Showbiz Spy]

"I know yall need the music so I'm dropping 1 new song every weekend until Xmas." — Your friend Kanye West. [Twitter]