A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the
years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to
him "I believe I found the reason for your stuttering".

The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem."

The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of
your penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in
your stuttering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis
transplant." The man was really tired of his stuttering, so he agreed
to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and
informed him that they have found a suitable donor. The transplant
operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without
any stutter.

At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large
penis, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his
doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have
given me to speak without a stutter, but I miss my old penis. Please
find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange
penises back."

The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im.. im.. im.. impo..
impossible."

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