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Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.

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Turdcules LogSplitter Toilet Elixir

Smells like Tree Bark & Grit

Really smells like cedarwood, leather & amberwood moss

100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle

SEPTIC-SAFE

Proudly Made in the USA

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