The Journal published a story over the weekend about Porzingis’s nickname, and almost immediately readers started e-mailing and tweeting your suggestions. And they haven’t stopped.

Porzingis, who says he prefers “KP” or “Kris,” already had options for a nickname. His former teammates called him Zinger, but Porzingis can’t stand that nickname. The most popular recent ideas: Godzingis, Porzingod and Three 6 Latvia. There is also a groundswell for WorldStar—a reference to Porzingis loyally reading the website WorldStar Hip Hop.

Since then, though, readers have submitted scores more names for the New York Knicks star rookie. Here is a tiny sampling of them:

· Porzocalypse Wow

· Zingis Khan

· Porky

· EZ-PZ

· Krispo

· Stretch

· Wily Porzingis

· Porzilla

· LudaKris

There is both good news and bad news about these nicknames. The bad news: None of them have stuck. The good news: They’re all better than “KP.”