The Charlie Sheen Will Rock You Like a Hurricane

If you drank this drink for five seconds, you’d be like, “Dude! Can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard!” It fucks you up in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.

This drink has one speed, it has one gear: GO. It’s got tiger blood, man! The rum I am on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children.

The Charlie Sheen Will Rock You Like A Hurricane exposes people to magic. It exposes them to something they’re never going to see in their otherwise boring lives. They may forget about what happened to them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that non-existent memory for the rest of their lives. And that’s a gift, man.