Luis Suarez To Star In New Twilight Movie

Luis Suarez, who today got the last minute equaliser for Liverpool in their Premier League game against Chelsea has been offered the leading role in the next Twilight movie, after the film producers spotted his natural ability to bite and be slightly racist.

Directors have been looking for a new leading man for a while and Suarez came to their attention back in 2010, when he bit Otman Bakkal while playing for Ajax against PSV Eindhoven. But the Hollywood producers thought nothing more of it, until Suarez today showed his potential again when he bit Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic.

Perfect Fit

Suarez has been deemed the perfect fit for the next Twilight instalment The movie series is based around racist vampires who don’t like each other very much and are constantly abusive and threatening towards each other, because of their different backgrounds and ethnic upbringings.

Suarez, who has been charged with racial abuse from the FA and who has now notched up his second biting offence, appears to be the perfect fit for the next episode of the movie franchise.

And the fact that the movie reviews for the Twilight series are as good as Liverpool’s performances over the years, producers grew more confident that Suarez would feel at home with a below average set up, that promised a lot but delivered on very little.

Filming is expected to begin this summer with a release date to be set for early 2014.