EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend majored in coke and threesomes at college

Seen here in her 2005 mugshot for marijuana possession, Hailey Glassman, the new love of Jon Gosselin’s life, has a sordid past that’s been splattered all over the Internet since the two were spotted in St. Tropez over the weekend. According to an exclusive source who attended Indiana University with Hailey, she also has a history of snorting coke and having sex with members of the football team (Two at a time!) in her hotel room during spring break:

We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word…”coke diet!”
I also talked with her after sophomore spring break in Acapulco and she told some crazy stories involving her and a certain varsity athletic team.
When push came to shove….she spent all week hosting several football players in her room including then qb Blake Powers. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag team action)… all on daddy’s credit card of course.
The girl started out sweet but got consumed with the drugs, those kids better watch out before there daddy gets addicted to nose candy.

While it’s nice to see some concern for the Gosselin children, honestly, there’s nothing to worry about. Besides the Ed Hardy clothes, Oakley sunglasses, earring, baggy jeans, recent smoking habit, and binge drinking with Christian Audigier, Jon Gosselin’s the kind of man who doesn’t cave to peer pressure. That said, should viewers notice the kids swallowing balloons in upcoming episodes, you might want to call child services. Or simply tell Kate if you want to see a grown man get porcupine-haired in the thorax on cable television. Either one.

Comments

#31 – Yea, and I sprouted wings and flew to work today. You’re a fucking idiot.

#35 – HAHAHAHAHAHA

Deacon, the throat fuck is great and all, but the choke fuck is more of a manual constriction during intercourse rather than a gag reflex denier. Just never try it on your wife… maybe your best friend’s, but not yours…

anyone who has seen more than 5minutes of Kate plus eight will immediately recognize that Hailey perfectly matches Jon Gosselin’s maturity level. This reality series can only get better: 8 toddlers, their perma-bitchy mom, wuss-douchebag dad, and his coke-whore slut mistress; all three of which crave money and attention. I might actually watch an episode or two.

I can’t believe I’m doing this but some of my friends phoned me and told me to go to this stie. How sick are you people? How stupid and bored are you? I have never done any of these things in my life. I smoked weed ONCE in my life but I have NEVER done coke and I never plan to. And I am not a slut. Jon and I are in love and I am not a gold digger. He respects Kate, his children and me. Can’t you just get a life of your own?

This is quite the honor seeing how we on here never get the chance to voice our desires and opinions to the actual person. Thank you for giving me this opportunity.

First I would like to say that I don’t think you look all that bad. Sure it appears on the surface that there has been some rough days and nights that have plagued you. (sorry about the face plant on the tree) I am sure all you friends look the same after a weekend of drinking and coke and weed and meth and herion and….excuse me…I’m just rambling now.

My real question is asking about you coming out to the house and meeting up with me. I don’t have 8 kids but I do have a wife and 2 kids. I can send them away so you can feel right at home. I am sure I can score some coke if you would like. I would like you to feel as comfortable as possible.

I would like to spend an entire weekend searching over your body finding different places to stick my dick into. After each session I would expect you to clean it off by using your mouth. I feel that this is nothing new to you and I expect you to be quite the pro at it. I will most likely film this encounter as this will be something I would like to show my friends and family as you are such a big star now.

Please get back with me as soon as possible. I have purchased a full prescription of Viagra in hopes of you being here soon.

Thank you and I look forward to gaping your asshole and placing a candle in it.

#50…I highly doubt you are who you say you are, but you can’t post pictures like you do on facebook/myspace/whatever, and expect not to get blasted. I always post my page and I got blasted for having cleavage…you are going to get blasted for looking like trash…and if you were fat, you’d get blasted for looking fat. That’s how it is. You’re never going to look like a princess when you take slutty pictures like you do and are actively dating a still-married dude with no job and 8 kids with a tv show. Get over it.

I don’t know why I even bothered coming on this website where all you guys do is make fun of celebrities and people better than you. You comments aren’t even worth dignificing with a response. I am very hurt by all of this but I can hold my head up high and be proud of myself and be a good woman for Jon. I am feeling sorry for everyone on this website, not just for the stars you make fun of, me included, but for yourselves, when it is obvious you have such boring lives.

No, Hailey, boring is when you sit around and decide it’s a good idea to go after a fat asian guy with 8 kids who is STILL MARRIED. Bored is when you decide that it’s a good idea to post various pictures of yourself smoking (that once in a lifetime) weed. That’s someone with a boring life. And don’t even act like you’re not getting off seeing everyone write/post about you. It’s obviously what you wanted or you wouldn’t be doing what you are doing. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

Okay, I really find it hypocritcal that you lot are just talking trash here about me. Don’t you know everyone makes mistakes? I have but I am grown up now and trying to live my life. It’s not my fault I can’t go anywhere without the papparazzi trailing me, even when I’m not with Jon! But that’s besides the point. It’s not the papparazzi that are the worst, it’s you sad people that troll these celebrity websites making fun of people that are more successful than you will ever be.

If I have to put up with a bit of heat for doing what I love to do, that’s fine. I’m not going to chagne my life for you freaks and geeks.