To get the “Snookified” look, the reality star piles bronzer—the “most essential thing to being a Guidette”—blush, eye shadow and pink lipstick on Jessica’s face, before teasing her hair into Snooki’s signature pouf.

A lot of hair spray and a dash of animal print later, Snooki reveals a madeover Jessica whom she dubs “mini Snooki.” NewsFeed thinks Snooki’s styling is, umm, questionable, at best. But even more puzzling to us—where were the girl’s parents?! (via AOL)