It’s DJ Paris Hilton

After overcoming adversity by going against the very fiber of her being and having sex with a black guy to learn the art of DJing, here’s Paris Hilton making her debut at the Sao Paolo Music Festival last night which you’ll be surprised to learn involved her looking completely lost before giving up and just walking around on stage in lingerie. It’s her natural defense mechanism.

NICKY: Paris, why does my favorite pair of underwear have holes burnt through it? Were you in my dresser again?
PARIS: Umm… *strips down to lingerie, pretends to walk catwalk* Oomp-oomp-oomp-oomp skish, oomp-oomp-oomp-oomp skish.
NICKY: Whatever just stay out of my shit.
PARIS: Skish skish skish. *pivots out the door*