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The next day the kid comes walking past the old timer.

The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw the same girl crying. She said "Becuase no-one ever kissed me." So the man kissed her on the cheek and left. So the cowboy orders a shot of whiskey, takes it, slams it down, and yells "TGIF".

The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw te same girl crying. She said "Becuase no-one ever f**ked me before" So the man picked the girl up and threw her in the ocean and siad "Now you are fucked. The mexican, still staring at the cowboy orders a shot of tequila. They started going back and forth with it, growing louder and louder every time.

Cause I got the STD all I need is U Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd sure shootin' put U and me together.