Monday, June 4, 2007

WeightAn African elephant weighs as much as 1224790.3434343433 sheets of paper.Jennifer Aniston weighs as much as 78.2250035557 breast implants.One whale testicle weighs as much as 17636.9808 human eyeballs.Tom Cruise weighs as much as 453.6176003629 average bowel movements.An American woman weighs as much as 36.9454776377 chickens.HeightThe Great Wall of China is as long as 1076788.4786324787 small intestines.Shaquille O'Neal is as tall as 22.6666666667 flaccid penises.One marathon is as long as 415008 human tongues.The Golden Gate Bridge is as long as 42672.0853441707 cockroaches.The Oregon trail is as long as 1810285.7142857143 giraffes' necks.

Well, he basically says that this is the best damn blog he's ever seen in his Spanish life! When will the Catalans ever come up with something as ingenious as this, he asks? Oh, great founders, thank you for making my miserly existence going from blog to blog, worthwhile. For now, I have a reason to live. =)