NO. Adding water to urine will not make it test positive for ethanol. Adding ethanol to urine will make it test positive for ethanol. The act of adding any substance to urine is almost certain to be identified. The usual response to this act is like what happens when one refuses to blow in the ...

try the nose as much as possible..i've had the misfourtune..of sucking up bugs with my mouth open..sometimes you can't help it...but still...also..wear a big assed t-shirt....i've also seen bad results of pesky insects in clevage of sports bras..b prepared...mbb