16 Responses to “The Coming Zombie Apocalypse”

It’s a set-up. We’re to just tough it out on our own fighting those brain-eating sonsabitches. You just know the prez has a sweet pad somewhere stocked with a lifetime of bacon and Circus Peanuts. Motherfucker.

The party line has always been that to prepare may scare some Americans. Because, you know, most Americans are so timid we wet our pants at the first sign of trouble. Keeping credible threats and actual attempts under wraps lulls everyone into a false sense of security.

Living in San Diego county, this scares the $4*# out of me. I always knew we were a target, but this really brought it home. I am also aware that the nuc plant has been probed by individuals that meet the profile for watch list candidacy.

We should all demand that any time there is a credible threat, or as in the recent case of WMD being found in San Diego, that all relevant information is disseminated. You don’t even hear about earthquake preparedness anymore around here, I wonder why? /eyeroll

Though I’m not terribly worried about the zombies – not if they take on the characeristics of their victims. The conservatives are too well-armed to become zombies in the first place, and the lefty zombies will try to negotiate endlessly with the living and whine about paying your fair share of braaaaaaaaains.

I mean, they already have the dead voting for them, right? It’s a small step to actual zombiehood.

Yeah, the federal government types know they would be among the first to become zombies, so no way are they putting out any how-to-respond guides. Though give them credit for recognizing that…”How big is your brain? Give it to us.”…wasn’t going to fly.