Barney and Kuhn's books have ended up on shelves in the real world before -- "The Playbook: Suit Up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome," "Bro on the Go" and "The Bro Code" spring to mind. But it's a first for Barney to offer advice to parents, and with sections in the book titled "How to Get Pregnant," "You're Pregnant . . . Now What?," "Early Childhood" and "Toddlerdom," the bro has you covered.

Granted, we can't actually tell you all the good stuff, this being a family newspaper. There's a conception calendar -- warning you of various dilemmas. (Example: If you conceive on Oct. 4, the child's due date is July 4. Barney -- who has no kids of his own -- says: "You're really going to blow a long weekend on this?")

You'll also learn:

To create a "broller," a bro's stroller (hint: it has a diaper incinerator on the bottom).