Some may tell you that Space Fever is a fictional disease. Others may decree that it's just a scam devised during a shadow confabulation of NASA, the pharmaceutical industry, and the Bilderberg Group. And yet other snake oil hucksters will bellow that Space Fever exists only in the minds of hypochondriacs, with such half-imagined maladies as Moon Pox and Starphilis.

But we come before you today with incontrovertible evidence that Space Fever is as real as lycanthropy — that is, verily. In the above video, these poor women are utterly wracked with Space Fever, such that they ambulate in a manner most goddamn hilarious.

Memorize the symptoms of Space Fever. Remember, you could already be a victim.