Backstage the mares were playin`five-card stud by the stairs, A.J. had two queens, she was hopin´for a third to match her pair. Outside the streets were fillin´up, the window was open wide, A gentle breeze was blowin´, you could feel it from inside. A.J. called another bet and drew the King of Hearts...

The further the game rolls on, the more it will benefit Pinkie and Applejack. Naturally, the party animal and the hearty country gal will function much better as the booze keeps flowing. Rarity's probably almost as well off, but I doubt Twilight and Fluttershy have even ever tasted the Juice. Rainbow's highly-tuned athlete's body will react to alcohol as if it were poison.