I would have decked the prick who got away with a 27 handicap and played to a handicap of 3. Not dodgy.....dishonest, but I guess that's the corporate world right there.

Funnily enough he is the least corporate world guy there.When getting ready on the Saturday he pointed out this is about the only night of the year he puts a tie on - unless going to a wedding....

He had an interesting story going around the course that his company (he is self employed) had the job the other year of lighting the crown jewels for an occasion.I asked if he had touched them and its apparently illegal for anyone other than the official crown jeweller or the Monarch herself to touch them?

Yeah Aussie lets get a room. You can tell me all of those really interesting taxi stories like you used to in "A Cabbies Day"

Right on the vinegar stroke too.

You know why Boondocker booted him off D&R don't you? It was after Aussie said he made his passengers talk even if they didn't want to.

The lack of professionalism disgusted Boondocker - and Aussie thought it was funny.

("The vinegar stroke" - ! - WHERE did you pick up this language from?! Tsk.)

I wonder if there are random piles of poop around Aussies house?

Ohhhhh yukkkkk

I got on the train at Kalka in India about an hour before sunrise and dozed off, when I awoke the tran hadn't left yet but it was light enough to see not 5 meters from the train window there was about 15 guys squatting on the track, all with an inane grin on their face.