$52K bike made out of stuff that someone found in the middle of a meteorite (not just any meteorite, everyone knows that the good stuff is sourced directly from the Ort cloud... it's what Eddy used), components made one by one out of silk fabric sourced from unravelled Medieval tapestries dipped in artisinal epoxy by a guy name Guiseppe in cathedral in the middle of Rome... while the Pope gives Mass, a ceramic razor as a saddle (may be uncomfortable but it's light as hell), aramid wheels spun in one piece by genetically engineered spiders, tires made out of hand milled flecky paper that dissolves in water (but super, super light), brakes=press your gloved hand onto the tire and pray to God and a tinfoil cassette handfolded by my good friend Pierre in Nice (everyone knows Pierre) that needs to be changed every six miles (not really weight weenie, I'm swapping it out today), leaning against a tent pole because the owner can't afford a house anymore = Weight Weenies.

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