• When Cynthia Nixon talks about her relationships with men, she’s basically just saying “they helped me figure out I like the muff much, much better.” [LSE]

• Yes, The Real World is still on the air and continues to tape new seasons. The only way to get us takling about it, of course, is with their gay cast members. It also doesn’t hurt if said gay cast members visit gay pride parades, as Denver’s Davis did. [Towleroad]

• Star Jones is officially quitting The View in mid-July, which means no more egregious product placements. Well, at least until Rosie O’Donnell shows up in September. [MollyGood]

Barbara Walters did this glowing interview on an ABC News Show with the producers of Sunset Boulevard, it was later revealed that Walters was an investor in the play. How does THAT compare to Jones possibly mentioning Payless Shoes on The View?

Star Jones is just another Black Woman (like Oprah) who has become a bigger celebrity than Walters, even though Walters has been uglying up TV since you could only watch TV on Black & White Television Sets.

Frankly, I can’t wait for Walters to realize that America is not in love with that truck driver Rosie O’Donnell.