Happy National Sibling Day! Feel free to share pics of you and your siblings. My older sister is evil incarnate. The devil is real and his name is April. I posted this last year on Facebook.

Quote:If I could sum up my relationship with my older sister, April, in one picture, this would be it. Notice her "I'm going to wear your skin as a smoking jacket" expression. This is the face of true evil. Now notice the look of sheer terror on my face. It betrays my decades of physical and mental abuse at the hands of this monster. (I actually know what it's like to defend myself with a pillow against a lunatic wielding a spiked flail.) It was so bad, in fact, that I, a six foot tall, 206 lbs man with the physique of a god, will evacuate my bowels in fear even if she does something as innocuous as raising her hand to grab something next to me.

Oh, Banjo. ....everyday is a "national" something day here in America. There's National Donut Day and National Mousse Day and National Dog Day. Today is also National Encourage a Young Writer Day. It's not an actual holiday. It's mostly just silliness.