I watch a lot of awful television -- admitted. But I swear, you'd have to pay me a gianourmous sum of currency to watch more than one minute of that show. I don't know how people do it for free. It's really amazing.

Just as the President of the United States, regardless of party or philosophy, should never spend 10 seconds fucking around with sports teams, he shouldn't waste 10 seconds on this collection of bubble-brained bimbos with a collective IQ of 73.

And the President should heatedly deny knowing anything whatsover about Lindsay Crack-Slut Lohan or Snooki the Greasy Pig, even of their existence. I don't want my president devoting one milliwatt of brain power to that fucking bullshit.

... And let's face it, had he passed on "The View" for the Boy Scouts, he would've blasted on FOX for spending time with kids and not addressing the most pressing issues of the day and ducking questions from Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

I wonder if FOX ever raked Bush over the coals for going on "Dr. Phil" and talking about whether to spank children. Probably not.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/27/obama-missing-historic-boy-scout-jamboree-fundraisers-view-taping/
"Every president is typically invited, though not all are able to attend. Obama's three predecessors each made it to one Jamboree in person. President George W. Bush spoke in 2005, President Bill Clinton in 1997 and President George H.W. Bush in 1989."