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Fleshlight QuickShot Review

You wake up at your summer home in Monaco. You roll over, ruffling the Versace sheets on your $676,550 Jado Steel Style Gold Bed. While the bed is nice, you do wish it could have been a little more expensive.

Anything costing less than a million dollars is dangerously close to pleb territory.

“Manfred!” You call out. You loyal butler rushes into the room, carrying a sterling silver tray with a fresh cup of kopi luwak coffee resting atop.

“Sire, the stock forecasts show another stellar day. I dare say your trading prowess rivals that of the great Baron Rothschild.” Manfred hands you your beverage.

You savor your first sip. It’s damn good. But at $600 per pound, kopi luwa should be.

“Most exquisite,” you reply. “Manfred, be a good chap and fetch me my handcrafted walnut box. You know the one.”

“Right-o.” Manfred bows before departing.

You rise from your bed and thrust the curtains open, basking in the view.

It’s a good day and you feel like celebrating. Perhaps you’ll ready the polo team for an afternoon match. Or take the yacht out for a bit.

But first you want to start the day off right. By giving your Fleshlight QuickShot a good rogering.

Manfred returns, clutching your box. You take it from him and dismiss your loyal servant. Alone, you sink down into your $184,000 Plumebanche Diamond Encrusted Sofa.

You open the case and admire the fine handiwork inside. There, resting on a gold threaded velvet cushion is your Fleshlight QuickShot, the most luxurious masturbator ever created.

This is a sex toy fit for a king. With an innovative open-ended design that maximizes pleasure and requires no clean up, you can finally masturbate in style.

Put your $1,188 Vicuna socks on you hand-carved ivory doorknob and drop your tuxedo pants. It’s time to beat off like the classy and sophisticated gentleman that you are.

The Fleshlight QuickShot makes it easy to rub one out no mater where you are. Be it your Rolls Royce, yacht, or private jet.

Best of all, the QuickShot is compact and discreet enough that no one will know what it is. You can throw it in your pocket and take it everywhere you go. Perfect for livening up those dull nights at the opera house or charity ball.

While the commoners toil away with their hand lotion and Kleenex, you’ll be savoring the QuickShot’s extravagant design.

It’s a far cry from the grim and dingy masturbation sessions endured by chimney sweeps and lamplighters.

Fleshlight QuickShot Review Closing Thoughts

(Aristotle Onassis: Billionaire And Fleshlight Enthusiast)

If you have the unfathomable sum of $43.95, treat yourself to the finest sex toy around. It feels great, requires virtually no clean-up, and is incredibly discrete. A must-buy for any man looking for a more sophisticated way of getting off.

Using your hand is for peasants. Real men of culture and class use the Fleshlight QuickShot. Take the plunge. Become a member of the Fancy Masturbators ClubTM today.