Why are foreign commercials so much more interesting that American ones? Is it because they don’t have endless focus groups that water everything down to the point of being completely bland? Or is it that they do have focus groups, but the people in those groups say things like “when I think of light bulbs, I think of flying ghosts” and “this commercial needs more transvestites”?

Either way, I think we need to reward this kind of advertising. I’m going to go get some light bulbs. Sylvanias to be exact.