Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. God asks all of them, 'When you are lying there after the accident and friends and family are mourning and crying, what would you have liked to hear them say about you?'

The first guy says, 'I would liked to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.'

The second guy says, 'I would have liked to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.'

The last guy, a sardarji replies after much thought, 'I would have liked to hear them say... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!'