aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.

bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.

he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness