Monday, April 13, 2009

Brandon History Month 11, 12, 13

There are a number of things in this universe that Brandon hasn't explained yetThe 12thOn this day in 1961, Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human to travel in outer space. That's the popular story.

The truth is Yuri's Vostok 1 aircraft was lapped several times by Brandon in his 1996 Pontiac Grand Am.

The truth is out there

The 13th

What are little boys made of?Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tailsThat's what little boys are made of !"What are little girls made of?"Sugar and spice and all things niceThat's what little girls are made of!"

What is Brandon made of?Dual cast Aluminum and a Laser equipped TailThat's Brandon is made of!Also one fifth Transformer and one Fifth GI JoeOne fifth A-Team and one fifth Stoogey MoeThe last fifth is awesomeness and of that he's reknown.There would be another fifth (lava) but jealousy is abound.

All these things make a Brandon, makes him legendaryAnd makes great men give up and join a Brandon Seminary.It is not for us, mere mortals all, to judge and snickerIt is for us to be struck in awe, to gawk and drink malt liquour