Guns are one of those scary freedoms that makes a lot of people nervous. We end up better as a nation when we embrace such freedoms, but doing so makes some people scared and they want that freedom gone even if it is for everyone’s benefit. For those people, point north. That’s where Canada is.

I find having to constantly lift and carry a small child also helps keep you fit.

* Going to cut this one short today, as I got woken up by both the baby and work last night. Anyway, watch Boise State get their revenge on Nevada tomorrow. REVENGE!

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Gun sales are up because of all the guns we are selling to the Mexican Cartels. Ask them if their murder rate is going down. Their government doesn’t do anything to protect their people but will prosecute vigilantes who try to protect themselves. Sound a little familiar?

I wonder what workout regime Michelle does to try to tone that giant ass. I’m guessing the watching Oprah on the couch workout, followed by the eating a Big Mac workout. Apparently, wagging your finger burns no calories, or she’d be fit and trim.

That’s a nice sentiment, DamnCat, but one has to have a woman worth giving a gun to. I’ve only got liberal sisters (okay, one conservative one, too) and I ain’t givin’ no guns to no liberals. Besides, they’re scared to death of mine.

A liberal woman needs a gun like she needs a razor to shave her arm pits and legs…
A liberal woman needs a gun like she needs a brain
A liberal woman needs a gun like she needs a strong man in her life
A liberal woman needs a gun like she needs lovin’ from ElRushbo
A liberal woman needs a gun like Obama needs to cancel the elections and take over as Hitler Jr.
A liberal woman needs a gun like I need a full cavity search done by Bruce at the TSA

A liberal woman needs a gun like a community organizer needs a real job.
A liberal woman needs a gun like a college professor needs practical knowledge.
A liberal woman needs a gun like a liberal child needs a traditional family.
A liberal woman needs a gun like a liberal teenager needs sexual self-restraint.
A liberal woman needs a gun like a [insert type of liberal] needs [insert something that the specific type of liberal fears and scorns].

In exchange for the Winston Churchill bust, England should send to the White House those fat kids they took away from their parents, so that Sasquatch can whip them into shape. (Please note that it is not RACIST!!! if I speak of whipping in the context of white people being the whippees.) This will either (1) occupy all of M’Kel’s time, because these kids are VERY diet-resistant, or (2) drive her away, which will make America a much happier place for Obama, which might make him like it enough to stop trying quite so hard to destroy it. Wins all around.

19 ussjimmycarter says:
A liberal woman needs a gun like she needs a brain
A liberal woman needs a gun like she needs a strong man in her life

22 Crabby Old Bat says:
all entries but last.

Might not be good entries since the phrase past like = she does
Oh….Wait. Maybe that’s the way it was supposed to be.
In that case ussjimmycarter needs a full cavity search done by Bruce at the TSA
I’m confused.
Never mind.

Jimmy – Sorry, I no longer fly, period! I would be in jail by now for beating the snot out of some TSA guy who wanted to feel my nads! That was not going to happen, so I’d let him feel my fist against his face and then I’d feel his nads with the toe of my boot! And then they’d get all hissy and such and throw my ass in the clink for “Nad Rub Down Protesting” and I’d be doing time with Bubba right now up in St Cloud. He’d be trying to feel my nads too along with several of his buddies. I would probably have been shived in the back by now and wouldn’t be writing this so…I don’t fly…EVER!!!

It is all far simpler than that. Obama has not been happy since his cousin Osama began getting all of the attention starting about two decades back. As long as the world does not love and/or hate him as much as his cousin he cannot be happy until the American people hate him as much as they hated his cousin. Then his goal is to make the Middle-Easterners love him for turning the United States into a ghetto.

I’d be willing to make a trade with the demtards. We let them legalize marijuana if they let us legalize purchasing and owning fully automatic weapons without any special permits or registration. Seems like a good idea to me they hide in their basement getting high, and we go out to the range to shred stuff with lead.

DamnCat, please tell me how to get on your Christmas list!
As a non-feminist female, I take exception to the statement that you have to own a gun to be a real feminist. Not true. To be a real feminist, you have to be dumb enough to believe that men and women are exactly the same except for some plumbing details. If you’re that dumb, you probably shouldn’t be handling a gun. In fact, your scissors ought to have rounded tips.
I’m female, NOT a feminist, and I earned the Marksman bar that I wear on my uniform. I never disclose how many firearms I own. Trust me, you don’t want to find out.

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