Look for the Brighter Side

12/05/2011

Craig: Behave, or I'll tell Santa on you.Princess: Do you have Santa's phone number?C: 1-800-SANTAP: The phone only has numbers, how do you dial letters? Is that *really* his number?C: No, but I know his number.P: How'd you find out his number?C: Its something grown-ups know.P: When did you find out, in college?C: No, when you have a kid at the hospital, the nurses tell you.

10/24/2011

Paula: I just want water to go down a hole. It's not rocket science.Craig: No, it's much harder than that. It's plumbing.Paula (after she stops laughing): That was funny.Craig: It's true. And I'd rather do rocket science.

7/13/2011

Teen: Why won't her mom let her come with us to the movie?Mom: Some moms don't want their daughter out alone with a group of guys.Teen: But its okay if its a group of girls and one guy?Mom: Yup.Teen: Why?Mom: Its just diffterent. Teen guys tend to not think when with a group of their guy friends. And sometimes, the more guys, the dumber they get.Teen: So we're dangerously dumb in packs?

5/03/2011

The conversation went like this:Gman: How long has it been?Craig: Since what?G: How long has it been?C: Since what?G: HOW. LONG. HAS. IT. BEEN?C: How long has it been since what?G: Since the start.P: 8 million yearsC: Since the start of what?Al: *snicker*G: What time is it?C: It's 7:10G: But what WAS the time?P: Who's on first?A: *snicker*C: When?G: what time was it THEN?C: THEN what?G: *Sigh* Just tell me how long has it been.C: How long has it been since what?G: Since then!!!!!C: *SIGH* What do you want?G: One of the orange juice popsicles Mom made in the freezer. How long has it been?P: 8 million years.