Tito Ortiz: ‘I pretty much invented everything’ in the UFC (Video

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson also gets some face time, talking about The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 7 with Forrest Griffin.

loller90278

1/7/08 6:56:46PM

and al gore created the internet.

ocho-cinco

1/7/08 7:17:30PM

whatever you say Tito

three_days_of_grey

1/7/08 7:35:46PM

When did Tito change his name from Gracie to Ortiz? Well to be fair, he did invent beating up Ken Shamrock and sidewalk caricature art from early childhood photos before he grew into his ginormous cranium. However I guess his ego can't hold up to the fact that his girlfriend "pretty much invented everything in gangbang porn", including the 'Jenna Jameson 150hp Wall-Mounted Winch' with a 500lb test-line. Also, before anyone interviews her again, make sure she finishes wiping off the rest of that Dirty Sanchez from around her lips or wax better. Cripes, I thought it was Eric Stoltz before she started talking. Ortiz should crack open that mint condition chastity belt her parents bought for her 50 years ago and strap it over her face. Ortiz is a megalomaniac and that statement is about as absurd as everything I have written in response to it, except for the fact that I pretty much invented everything else in the UFC. That much is true.

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cowcatcher

1/7/08 7:38:45PM

Posted by three_days_of_grey

Also, before anyone interviews her again, make sure she finishes wiping off the rest of that Dirty Sanchez from around her lips or wax better. -OUT-

i believe the proper term for it now is dirty ortiz.

bullettdodger

1/7/08 9:19:30PM

Posted by three_days_of_grey

When did Tito change his name from Gracie to Ortiz? Well to be fair, he did invent beating up Ken Shamrock and sidewalk caricature art from early childhood photos before he grew into his ginormous cranium. However I guess his ego can't hold up to the fact that his girlfriend "pretty much invented everything in gangbang porn", including the 'Jenna Jameson 150hp Wall-Mounted Winch' with a 500lb test-line. Also, before anyone interviews her again, make sure she finishes wiping off the rest of that Dirty Sanchez from around her lips or wax better. Cripes, I thought it was Eric Stoltz before she started talking. Ortiz should crack open that mint condition chastity belt her parents bought for her 50 years ago and strap it over her face. Ortiz is a megalomaniac and that statement is about as absurd as everything I have written in response to it, except for the fact that I pretty much invented everything else in the UFC. That much is true.

-OUT-

disorderlyvision

1/7/08 10:16:26PM

Posted by bullettdodger

Posted by three_days_of_grey

When did Tito change his name from Gracie to Ortiz? Well to be fair, he did invent beating up Ken Shamrock and sidewalk caricature art from early childhood photos before he grew into his ginormous cranium. However I guess his ego can't hold up to the fact that his girlfriend "pretty much invented everything in gangbang porn", including the 'Jenna Jameson 150hp Wall-Mounted Winch' with a 500lb test-line. Also, before anyone interviews her again, make sure she finishes wiping off the rest of that Dirty Sanchez from around her lips or wax better. Cripes, I thought it was Eric Stoltz before she started talking. Ortiz should crack open that mint condition chastity belt her parents bought for her 50 years ago and strap it over her face. Ortiz is a megalomaniac and that statement is about as absurd as everything I have written in response to it, except for the fact that I pretty much invented everything else in the UFC. That much is true.

-OUT-

Rush

1/7/08 11:09:42PM

Posted by cowcatcher

Posted by three_days_of_grey

Also, before anyone interviews her again, make sure she finishes wiping off the rest of that Dirty Sanchez from around her lips or wax better. -OUT-