You've got to be fucking kidding me. Someone would really pay $50 to go to this? Zig Ziglar? Joe Montana? What is this, 1988? They don't even have a fucking website!Arrowhead Pond, AnaheimThis would be my idea of hell, except that this is probably what passes as secularism today.

You want to improve your morale? Save yourself the money and get one of these.