Ladies and gentlemenWelcome to the disclaimerThat's right, the disclaimer

This American apple pie institutionKnown as parental discretionWill cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasmFrom the lyrics that might actually make you thinkAnd will also insult your intelligence at the same time

So protect your family.This album contains explicit depictionsOf things which are real.These real things are commonly known as life.So, if it sounds sarcastic., don't take it seriously.If it sounds dangerous,Do not try this at home or at all.And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.