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Unfortunattely, you have finished the last sentence. I told you not to. In this same instant, millions of tiny Midasminuses are climbing into your eyes, into your brain, which will be eaten in 5 seconds.

A Midasminus (from Greek Mytharcrappa) is a slimy unholy creature that can be found in Portugal or in the countries around it. Please sign this page and leave an offensive (or gentle) comment about Midasminus.