The most anticipated film of the year is not Gravity or Blue is the Warmest Color or even Last Vegas (although that actually looks hilarious): it is an independently produced amateur documentary that purportedly shows Toronto mayor Rob “Oh Yeah, Rob Ford” Ford smoking crack. USA Todayreports: “Police chief Bill Blair, speaking to reporters at police headquarters, confirmed that Ford is shown in the video, but refrained from commenting on the drug-use allegation except to say that it includes ‘images consistent with those reported in press.’”

Ford, who had previously denied the video’s existence, responded by “[yelling] at reporters to get off his property before he left his house in the morning.” But what did he yell? Was it . . . “Let me know if you have any crack, because I enjoy smoking crack, as evidenced by a video of my smoking it”? USA Today doesn’t say—it also doesn’t not say.

Will we get to see the video? Per The Toronto Star: “Blair told reporters they recovered two videos from a computer hard drive on October 29 that are relevant to their [extortion] investigation [of Ford friend and alleged drug dealer Alexander Sandro Lisi]. At least one will eventually be presented in court.” Will the other video be released later, as some sort of Criterion-distributed director’s cut? Again, the media does not not say.