What would a Cyburbian Thanksgiving be like?

I just ate a Devil Dog and it was delicious. I'm considering going back for another.

What's a Devil Dog, and if they're that good would you consider eating another on my behalf since I can't have one It would feel better knowing that one more got eaten.

The Cyburbian Thanksgiving

Have you every wondered what a Cyburbian Thanksgiving would be like? Would Dan wear a cardigan sweater and carve the turkey? Would a bunch of folks fall asleep watching football? There would, of course, be obligatory and good natured political discussions...Would someone shout "Do you think you're better than me!?!?" and throw a punch? Would I forget to bring the stuffing? Would LP have to ask btrage not to put his elbows on the table? And most importantly would anybody make an inappropriate pass and get slapped and then say "I thought we were SECOND cousins" (otterpop)? I would be playing "Battleship" with any takers (Maister).

These are things that I wonder about......I think you should fill in any blanks for me and make my weekend brighter

What's a Devil Dog, and if they're that good would you consider eating another on my behalf since I can't have one It would feel better knowing that one more got eaten.

The Cyburbian Thanksgiving

Have you every wondered what a Cyburbian Thanksgiving would be like? Would Dan wear a cardigan sweater and carve the turkey? Would a bunch of folks fall asleep watching football? There would, of course, be obligatory and good natured political discussions...Would someone shout "Do you think you're better than me!?!?" and throw a punch? Would I forget to bring the stuffing? Would LP have to ask btrage not to put his elbows on the table? And most importantly would anybody make an inappropriate pass and get slapped and then say "I thought we were SECOND cousins" (otterpop)? I would be playing "Battleship" with any takers (Maister).

These are things that I wonder about......I think you should fill in any blanks for me and make my weekend brighter

I think the setting for the The Cyburbian Thanksgiving would be a rambling, u-shaped suburban ranch house on a two acre parcel. The men would be wearing blue shirts, khaki pants and brown loafers. The ladies would be dressed in red pumps, short black skirts and white blouses.

I think the setting for the The Cyburbian Thanksgiving would be a rambling, u-shaped suburban ranch house on a two acre parcel. The men would be wearing blue shirts, khaki pants and brown loafers. The ladies would be dressed in red pumps, short black skirts and white blouses.

Sounds good to me, especially the red pumps and short black skirts part.

I picture massive amounts of wine being consumed and an ample supply of micro-brews available.

Twister anyone?

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

I picture massive amounts of wine being consumed and an ample supply of micro-brews available.

Twister anyone?

Apples to Apples in the den, "Lit" Twister in the family room. There could be some fairly good "Singing Uncles" style impromptu music, with several cyburbians (imaplanner plays, I know) playing and singing various stuff...what I wonder? Grandma's Feather Bed seems a natural choice....

I imagine ofos and Otis in the TV room just off the den stuffing there faces with mashed potatoes and gravy and anything else soft yelling at all of us, "Will all of you keep the noise down out there, we're trying to watch a football game!!!" But we don't understand what they're saying because they've removed their dentures.

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EDIT: Are we going to have to do this again next month for RJ's Cyburbian Birthday Party and The Cyburbain Christmas?

I hope the house has a basement big enough for De Noc and North Oak Creek. I'll be the one drawing during the party, with everyone coming by and seeing what I'm up to. Seriously...map-drawing is a great party-trick and conversation-starter.