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Planet X Nibiru apocalypse is upon us! The Niburu conspiracy theory is real and coming for the end of the world on November 19th 2017 – my birthday! Nasa denied the Ninth Planet theory was real but now the planet will smash into earth soon!! Or not…

Here’s what’s going to happen when earthquake apocalypse hits Earth on November 19

In case you haven’t been following this year’s important news, a mysterious death planet is heading towards Earth – and destined to wreak havoc.

But even the most dedicated conspiracy theorist must admit there’s been a couple of false starts – with ‘the end’ predicted to come on September 19, and then October 23.

Both those predictions came from Christian conspiracy theorist David Meade – but now a new internet wibbler has predicted chaos will erupt on November 19.

Terral Croft is – like Meade – obsessed with the (fictional) death planet Nibiru, and predicts on Planet X News that the so-called ‘Black Star’ will cause worldwide earthquakes on November 19.

Croft writes, in a blog post peppered with pseudoscientific gibberish, ‘The predicted backside-alignment quake event is scheduled for November 19, 2017, when Earth passes behind the Sun relative to the Black Star in the Libra Constellation.’

‘The forecast is to see fluctuating up-down weekly seismic-event values, until global seismic activity reaches a peak in the second two weeks of November moving into December 2017.
‘The historical data points to the chances of seeing one or more 7-magnitude earthquake events coming for Weeks 39-41.’

Croft has even produced a really scary diagram to make it all seem that bit more legitimate.

Nibiru does not exist, and Croft’s supposed scientific analysis of earthquakes is gibberish – he claims earthquakes are increasing, whereas there’s actually fewer than average, according to the Washington Post.

Nibiru itself is a tired, tired old conspiracy theory, which has been predicted to end the world dozens of times, and never ever does.

Nibiru does not exist – and if you’re in any doubt on this fact, read the box below about where the idea of the ‘death planet’ actually comes from.

Weird Laws DEBUNKED – Are These Funny UK Laws REAL or FAKE?

Weird Laws, they can be crazy, strange and whether they are TRUE or FLASE has become folklore that we all love. Weird UK Laws, Weird Laws from around the world, weird funny old laws, crazy British Laws we just forgot about so here are 14 Weird British Laws That Everyone Thinks Are True.

Weird Laws #1. It is illegal to carry a plank along a pavement

True. This has been illegal since 1839. The Act also bans you from sliding on snow, playing “annoying games”, and flying kites in the street. No fun please, we’re British.

Weird Laws #2. It is illegal to die in parliament.

False. There’s a longstanding myth that you’re not “allowed” to die in parliament, because the government would have to give you a state funeral.

Weird Laws #3. It is illegal not to carry out at least two hours of longbow practice a week.

Not any more. Englishmen aged between 17 and 60 were required to own a longbow and practise using it regularly by a law enacted in 1541. This law was eventually repealed, but much later than you might think: It was on the statute books until 1960. Weird UK Law #4. It is illegal to beat or shake any carpet or rug in any street. True. This has been illegal since 1839, but you are allowed to beat a doormat, provided you do it before 8am.

Weird UK Law #5. It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises (i.e. in a pub).

True. This one is enforced under at least three separate laws. Under the 1872 Licensing Act, there’s a penalty for “every person found drunk” in a licensed premises, while 1839’s Policing Act forbids landlords from permitting drunkenness. The 2003 Licensing Act also makes it an offence to sell alcohol to a drunk person, or to buy a drunk person a drink.

Weird UK Laws #6. It is illegal to be drunk in charge of a horse.

True. This dates back to 1872, and you’re also not allowed to be drunk in charge of a cow, or while you’re carrying a loaded firearm, which seems… pretty sensible, actually.

Weird UK Laws #7. It is legal to shoot a Welshman with a longbow on Sunday in the Cathedral Close in Hereford; or inside the city walls of Chester after midnight; or a Scotsman within the city walls of York, other than on a Sunday.

All of these are FALSE. Please do not do any of these. The Law Commission couldn’t find any evidence any of these laws ever existed.

Weird UK Laws #8. It is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day.

This happened one time. Christmas Day in 1644 fell on a legally mandated fast day, so it would have been illegal to eat a mince pie, even though they weren’t specifically mentioned.

Weird UK Law #9. It is illegal to jump the queue in the tube ticket hall.

True. So long as there’s a sign telling you to queue (or a member of staff), queue-jumping is illegal under TfL byelaws: You have to join from the back. This is possibly the most British law in existence.

Weird UK Law #10. It is illegal to destroy or deface money.

Mostly true. If you want to destroy a banknote for some reason, that’s actually legal. But under the Currency and Banknotes Act of 1928, it’s illegal to deface a banknote by drawing, stamping, or printing on it. It’s also illegal to destroy coins.

Weird UK Law #11. It is illegal to place a stamp of the Queen upside down on a letter.

False. It’s illegal to do anything with the intention of deposing the Queen (sorry, republicans), but this is fine. The Royal Mail will deliver the letter as normal.

Weird UK Law #12. It is illegal to stand within 100 yards of the reigning monarch without wearing socks.

False. Fear not, you can go sockless near royals.

Weird UK Law #13. It is illegal to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances.

True. This is illegal under the Salmon Act of 1986, apparently. Alas, the Law Commission did not elaborate on what counts as a suspicious way to handle salmon. You can check the original law here, but it won’t help all that much.

Weird UK Law #14. All swans are the property of the Queen, and killing one is an act of treason.

Not ALL swans. The Queen has first dibs on all “wild, unmarked mute swans in open water”, and has since the 12th century, but only actually claims ones on the Thames and some tributaries.

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From time to time we all make mistakes. We get fired from our jobs and cry (like Piers Morgan). We make comments that makes everyone hate us (like Piers Morgan), and in the depths of despair you go home and log onto your favourite pornhub porn youtube website such as youporn, red box or maybe even pornhub itself. You pick your favourite type of porn… like asian porn… and TWEET IT TO THE WORLD?

Thats right recently sacked Piers Morgan who we all hate… I mean love to hate… decided maybe he could knock one out while live tweeting about it… well so it seems. Piers Morgan who was fired from CNN for huge drops in his US show seems to be making even bigger puddles of mess on the internet this week when an image appeared of a tweet of him linking to porn youtube esk website pornhub.

However the instant that “Piers Morgan” tweeted this pornhub Life Story of asianness tweet it was removed and then the internet world tried to figure out if the Piers Morgan Tweet was Faked. So, just to wade in on this stick Piers Morgan Asian Porn Tweet band wagon, I thought Id look into his PornHub tweet a little closer…. not too close mind you, just incase its still a little wet.