R-Truth lost the U.S. Title in his hometown (not surprising at all) to The Miz in a fatal-fourway. Will The Miz now have to defend his title in a Fatal Fourway match at the PPV Fatal Fourway? Of course not. F*** you! It's a one on one match, pinhead! What were you thinking?

Oh, before I forget. My latest theory, if there IS to be a leader behind the NXT rookie rebellion, is that Josh Matthews is leading the pack. As a former Tough Enough eliminee, a Daniel Bryan sympathizer and a guy who still takes s*** in backstage segments, it would be perfect.

More from RAW…Jericho faced Bourne, who managed to kick out of the Codebreaker. Yeah, we all want a higher-profile spot for Jericho, but there are worse things in the world than having to watch a Jericho/Bourne series. The WWE didn't seem to initially be too happy with Jericho's acceptance of a hosting gig for an ABC summer game show, so maybe they're just stalling him a bit.

Cena came out and said that the NXT gang stole RAW from us, the viewers. I think he forgot about the millions of people, all across the globe, from all over different cultures and creeds who loved watching Cena get mauled for ten minutes. Apparently we were supposed to be outraged that the rookies destroyed the ring. Yup, none of that thrilling, ball-busting excitement for us, Cena. We want to see the five-knuckle shuffle. Why would we want to watch a brutal segment that had people in the crowd tearing up when we could have watched you adjust CM Punk's attitude? We feel robbed.

Ted DiBiase finally got to rid himself of Virgil, which is something that was supposed to happen back at the last PPV, but DiBiase's concussion made them have to change the match finish. Goodbye, dear dogsbody. We'll miss the way you wore shiny vests and flared your nostrils.

Yeah, so the rookies ambushed Bret and put him in a limo and smashed the hell out of it in the arena parking garage. I'm not sure if all that mayhem would have fully injured Hart like they portrayed it, but it was still fun to watch. Again though, I'm looking forward to the prospect of the NXT guys causing chaos at Fatal Fourway way more than any of the matches. And who was driving the limo? Did anyone catch that? I could re-watch it and pause some frames but…man, the remote is all the way over there and…then there's all that button pushing. Who was driving? Anyone? I seemed like all the guys were accounted for? Was it Kaval? Matthews? An interesting side note here comes from a fan report from the live event which said that, during the final backstage segment (which may or may not have been pre-taped), all the wrestlers in the arena stood on the stage and watched the footage on the Titantron. It's not a big deal, but if you were there watching RAW in person it must have seemed like all the guys decided unanimously NOT to rush to Bret Hart's aid.

TNA celebrated 8 years of mayhem and madness at Slammiversary this past Sunday. No, Dixie Carter did not reveal what the giant, sweeping amazing technicolor dream-change to TNA was going to be, but Tommy Dreamer showed up in the crowd and made his Tommy Dreamer face. Again, you can read my more in-depth recap here, or just check out the cliff's notes below:

By the way, before I hit the road here I should let you know that Scott Hall went and Scott Hall'd himself and got fired from TNA. Nope, no quotations marks there. He's gone. Poor tormented bastard. I have about seventy three snarky things I want to say right now but I really just hope gets/accepts the help and treatment that he needs before it's too late.

For the seventy three snarky things I didn't just say right now, you can follow me on Twitter and get an ass-full of s****y sarcasm. Also, every Wednesday? Ten AIDS jokes. Fowler_IGN

Also, before I unlock the doors and let you all scurry out into the fields, make sure to check out TNA Xplosion this week. The Wrap Up's delicious dark-matter demonkin Daffney has returned and will be facing her old rival, Taylor Wilde! BACCHANALLLL!!!