The Worst Movie Lines Of All Time

10 Of The Most Cringeworthy And Terrible Movie Lines Of All Time

We're all excited for the drop of Star Wars: The Force Awakensthis December, but as you might have witnessed, the prequels didn't quite live up to the standards the original trilogy set almost 40 years ago. We hate to remind you of cringeworthy love scenes between pubescent (and creepy at times) Anakin and the lovely Padme (who deserved so much more). And some of the screenplay's lines are downright hilariously bad. It left a bad taste in the mouths of thousands of Star Wars nerds and it's pretty likely they took the "high ground" and haven't forgiven Lucas for lines like "Are you an angel?” (ooph) and “Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin’?”. We'll leave it up to you to figure out whose line that last line was...

But the original prequels weren't the only movies with horrible writing. Here are 10 of the cringiest movie lines we furiously shook our heads at. The cringe is strong with these ones.

Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones - Sand

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

I don't like Anakin Skywalker's dialogue in Episode II. It's rough, irritating, and it gets quoted everywhere, because it's absolutely hilarious. We don't even know where to begin when it comes to the three prequels.

The Room - Oh, Hi Mark

If you haven't yet experienced what is touted to be the worst movie of all times, get on it now. It's truly dreadful and probably the most fun you could have watching a movie. Its unexplainable acting, writing, editing and just generally complete lack of talent make it an unintentionally hilarious trainwreck.

Hercules (1995-1999) - Disappointed!

Yes, technically a TV line, we know, but it was too good to leave out. Kevin Sorbo's famous ad lib was thought to be a script direction mistakenly read out loud. But as he admitted himself in an interview, it turned out to be an inside joke between him and all the other people on set.

Gigli - Turkey Time

Jennifer Lopez must have furiously scratched her head when she read the script for Gigli back in 2003. Or did she even read it? It's really pretty hard to believe that any self-respecting actor would sign up to actually act out lines like these.

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 - Garbage Day

The pulpy 1987 slasher film has become somewhat of an obscure cult hit. And that's thanks to Eric Freeman's hilariously over the top performance. It's frightening — but in a very unpredictable kind of way.

The Happening - What? No!

The Happening was quite a trainwreck. It made so little sense, and the big reveal from the master behind The Sixth Sense? Turned out to be a bunch of hot air (no, actually). And let's not even talk about Mark Wahlberg's performance. It's like we're waiting for an animated teddy bear to come waltzing around the corner and out the whole thing as a joke.

The World Is Not Enough - Cheesy Christmas Lines

James Bond doesn't have a perfect track record. And Pierce Brosnan's escapades in the late '90s with Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) and The World Is Not Enough (1999) didn't do the franchise any favors. They were corny and otherwise very much in tune with whatever else was playing in theaters at the time.

His awful pick up lines in The World Is Not Enough left many shaking their heads. "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." Who came up with that?

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - Midi-Chlorians

At no point did Lucas ever consider the following question: "Who the hell cares about what midi-chlorians are?" Qui-Gon Jinn goes on an awkwardly long spiel about the microscopic organisms present in Jedis' cells for no other purpose than trying to set up future plot points. This is exposition at its worst. That poor kid must have been bored out of his mind.

Shark Attack 3 - Eat Your What?

"I'm feeling really wired, what do you say I take you home and eat your p****?"

The creators behind Shark Attack 3 really weren't masters of subtlety. But then again, we weren't really expecting world-class screenwriting, were we? Anyway, don't use this horrible pick up line in real life.