Is this list supposed to be in a particular order? Are we working up in terms of badness? Are, for example, masturbators worse than child molesters? Maybe the worst sins are listed first, in which case those drunkards are so much more destined for eternal flames than the whoremongers. Wow, so much confusion. Boy are we missing the point of faith!

Dang. Now I find those Cubs tickets I bought aren’t just for entry to a game… they’re also good for my admission to hell.

But I think I remember hearing that there’s a way for us to be restored to God. Something some Jewish guy said about loving people and seeking God. Wonder if the sign holders know what I’m talking about…