Seriously?

While working on another fish story, and multitasking by watching breaking news, I just heard that they crowned someone “Air Guitar Champion of The World”. A particular magazine I subscribe to would point this out as a recognition that the apocalypse is indeed upon us. Wow. I can play my leg in the passenger seat of any car with the best of metal heads, or even Neil Diamond Rings, but these fellows I witnessed most definitely crushed any of my long distance drive performances.