There. This kid's mother fucking street. TURNT KIWI CHILD. This video was taken at a skatepark in New Zealand, and apparently, young kids boozing is a problem in this country.

Except for this kid. He's had 18 beers at 7% ABV each and is still standing. I can't even do that. Then he goes and rides his scooter. Bet that's fun. His uncle is there, supervising the whole process. When asked about the risks, he justifies it,saying “Does he look dead to you?” Sound logic.

This kid, I've named him MacGregor, could beat the shit out of any of us. Let's hope he gets help before he does.