Sam Brownback, proud opponent of Satanic and un-American lies such as evolution, global warming and heliocentrism.

It isn’t without some genuine Schadenfreude I read that Sam Brownback’s presidential campaign is actually taking some damage from parody sites like Baptists for Brownback. All of this is welcome. Brownback is a despicable little man with nasty views, such as opposing abortion even in the case of rape. Hopefully parodies like this can help people realize the inherent absurdity of the religious-conservative stances.

7 responses to “No true conservative believes in heliocentrism!”

I, along with the other members of my ministry, are fed up with the lies being spread about our ministry. We are God-fearing Republicans who feel that Sam Brownback is the only choice America has for a Christian Nation. If loving the Lord and decent, moral, Republican values makes me guilty of being a joke to you, then I confess to the crime. Proudly.

I just want you to know that you can call us all the ugly things you like, but God is watching you like and hawk. When you least expect it, dear, the Lord is going to sneak up behind you and snatch you by the hair of your head to cast you into the Lakes of Fire and Brimstone for all eternity. Repent now, son, while you still have a chance for Salvation through Jesus Christ.

For the record, our friends at Blogs 4 Brownback are the authors of that brilliant piece on Heliocentrism. While we share in their, and apparently Sam Brownback’s belief that the world is indeed flat as prescribed by the scripture, they receive the credit for that article, not us. You may find that Godly piece at http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/05/18/heliocentrism-is-an-atheist-doctrine/ and I encourage reading it with an open heart.

Thank you for clearing things up. ;-P It’s good to know that there are folks like you out there, fighting the good fight against the un-Christian/un-American (virtually the same thing) corruption of our culture. Kudos also for the fact that your avatar is sporting a genuinely Christian hairdo á laTammy Faye Bakker.