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"Trust Me" Hash

PDX Trust Me Hash 2016

Join 27 halfminds for the first annual PDX Trust Me Hash, May 13-15. Give Skinny Bitch, String Cheese, and Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon $140, be ready to go on Friday at 7pm and we promise to have you back by Sunday at 7pm. What happens all weekend? Trust us!

What does your $140 cover? Your rego covers all your food, transportation, lodging, and adult beverages. Or it covers our gambling habits. Maybe there is secret pirate treasure or maybe we spend your money on hookers and blow. Who knows? Definitely not you.

How do you rego?- Register at http://goo.gl/forms/SgoEm0mzMm. The form goes live on Sunday, April 10th at 9pm. If for some reason you manage to register before then it does not count, we will know, we always know!- Be one of the first 28 to finish the form, everyone after is on the waitlist. If you can't sign yourself up at that time have your friend fill it out. Make sure they have your hash name, real name, home hash, e-mail, and phone number.- On Wednesday, April 13th we will send confirmation emails with payment instructions. If you aren't able to arrange payment within a week your spot goes to the waitlist.- Everyone registered will be sent a packing list and start location.- Show up on as if you had to get your ass to court on time, not hash standard time. If you are late we will leave your ass behind and wave out the window.

You know you wanna know more….- You can only register one person at a time.- No refunds and you can only sell your rego to the next person on the waiting list.- No, you cannot arrive late or leave early. You are in for the full weekend or none of it.- There will not be walker trails, expect trails to be adventurous. You don't need to be an FRB but you need to be able to keep a pace.- Your significant other, unless it is your left hand, is not guaranteed a spot.- Feel free to bring extra cash to cover extra beer or some solo stripper time.- No pets, even adventure pets.- Yes, you can try to bribe the GMs with beer and burritos for more information. No cilantro.