Know Your Food Fountains

Water's lame. Here are 9 fountains you can stuff yourself with.

The hallmark of a fancy party is some kind of crazy food fountain. However, you don’t want to be the one guy there who’s like, “I’ve never seen one of those before,” while all the 1 percenters roll their eyes because they're a bunch of diiiiiiicks. Here’s a guide to some of the delicious, though certainly not nutritious fountains out there:

Barbecue Sauce Fountain

If we’re at a party, and they have this thing, you'll know where to find me. [via]