Swiss Hotel Rooms

ABOVE: Rooms in Zermatt's Riffelalp Resort
are decorated in traditional Swiss country style.

The Swiss hotel industry has a reputation for high
standards. Guidebooks will tell you that even an inexpensive
hotel in Switzerland is likely to be clean, and that's generally
true. It's also true that Swiss hoteliers are sought after to
manage prestigious hotels around the world.

Still, hotels in Switzerland do
have their idiosyncrasies, and these endearing little foibles can
be disconcerting to foreign tourists who don't know what to
expect.

Beds: separate but equal

In a traditional Swiss hotel,
double beds are rare. Instead of a comfy mattress for two, you're
likely to get twin beds pushed together--an approach that will
make compulsive snugglers think of the London Underground's
recorded warning to "Mind the gap." (You can ask for a lit
matrimoniale or double bed, but it may not be available.)

If you stay in an older hotel
or a cheaper room, your accommodations may be long and narrow,
with the beds laid end to end. This isn't an ideal arrangement
for cuddling or conversation, but it doesn't seem to bother the
Swiss (although it may explain their country's low birth rate).

There is one advantage to the
separate-but-equal bed approach: Two people won't end up rolling
toward the middle of a sagging mattress. Think of that when
you're about to join your partner and your knee gets jammed in
the space between the bed.

The comforts of comforters

The Swiss like to sleep without a top sheet and blanket.
Instead, they lie under a Decke or duvet--i.e.,
a feather or down comforter tucked inside a sheet bag. Sleeping
beneath a Decke may take practice. If you're warm and
you'd like to push the covers down, you can't...at least, not
without roasting the lower half of your body. If you're tall,
your toes may be exposed whenever you pull the duvet up under
your chin. And if you toss and turn during your sleep, you may
wake up and find that you've kicked the comforter onto the floor.

No matter. After the first day or two, you'll get used to it.
And you'll like the convenience of taking a nap, then giving your
Decke a shake to create the illusion of a freshly made
bed.

BELOW: Here's one way to keep
your child from falling out of bed.

Of flushes and brushes

For a country that seems obsessed with standards, Switzerland
gives an unusual amount of freedom to its toilet designers--as
you may discover the first time you try to find the flushing
mechanism on a Swiss W.C.

Some toilets have a ceramic knob protruding from the tank top.
Lift it, and you'll hear a satisfying whoosh.

Another model has a large black plastic button embedded in the
right side of the tank lid. Press, and the water will rise and
recede.

You may find other toilets (mostly in public places) that are
flushed by a circular button in the wall or floor. When in doubt,
use your ingenuity--or get down on your hands and knees and
search.

While we're on the topic of toilets, it's worth mentioning
that Swiss toilets usually have a slight shelf-like protrusion
molded into the bowl's interior above the waterline. This is to
help digestion-obsessed Europeans inspect the quality of their
output before flushing. We wouldn't mention it here except for
the fact that, because the water reservoir is so shallow, the
toilet may become soiled after use. Not to worry! The Swiss
thoughtfully provide a scrub brush next to the toilet to
facilitate cleanup. And yes, it's your job to scour the
bowl's interior and leave a clean receptable for the next
visitor. Don't neglect this chore, or the locals will regard you
as an ignorant (not to mention unhygienic) foreign lout.

Pay-and-spray bathing

If you decide to save money by taking a room without a private
bath or shower, you'll need to use the bathing facilities down
the hall. And in some cases (most commonly in budget hotels),
you'll have to pay extra for that full-body soaking.

Two methods of payment prevail:

If you find a door marked "Bad,"
"Dusche," "Bain," or "Douche"
and it's locked even though no one is using it, you'll
need to visit the desk and explain your desire to bathe.
(Plan ahead; it's awkward to enter the lobby in your
bathrobe and flip-flops.)

If you're able to open the door and you discover a shower
with a coin-op mechanism, it means you'll need to insert
money before you can get wet. The mechanism has a timer,
like a do-it-yourself car wash, so save your singing for after
the shower (preferably on a mountain trail where the
other guests won't hear you).

Related article:

Where to stay in Switzerland
Tips on hotels, guesthouses, private rooms, apartments, villas,
chalets, campgrounds, and youth hostels, with links to sites
where you can get more information or book a room.