What, no way? Yes, there are ways.
Bill Smart's way: no samsara, no nirvana, no suffering, no fun.
Tantric Buddhist way: reincarnated tulkus (permanent samsara), attaining
Buddhahood in this very life (immediate nirvana), living in a mountain cave for
12 years (a great deal of suffering), performing sex rituals (a lot of fun).
These are two opposites. What is your choice? Mind you, you must take the whole
thing, not just part of the story. For instance, you cannot perform sex rituals
without living in solitude for 12 years. Otherwise, you would be a phoney
Tantric Buddhist.
Anthony