Tuesday, September 7, 2010

You Fail At Loot If...

It is upon us, a new Fail Day. The day where everyone tunes in just to see what special kind of fail exists. So just sit back laugh, say I know someone like that, and say "oh shit that's me". Without waiting any longer here it goes

You Fail At Loot If...

You say something is an upgrade just because it increases your gearscore

You don't put gems in or enchant new gear because you are going to upgrade it soon

Your alts have better gear than your main

Regardless of the loot rules you roll when something you want drops

You complain endlessly when an Armor Penetration trinket goes to a class that benefits from it more gets it first

You show up once a week and expect your BiS pieces

You're a hunter that thinks everything is a hunter weapon

You want more hit so you can raid Cataclysm content in level 80 gear

You got a Legendary and still believe you can sell items you looted

You expect the boss to hand you the loot without learning the encounter

Your dice only roll up to 31

Whenever you don't get a piece of loot you immediately find your caps lock button and seemingly smash your face on your keyboard to make a point

You complain how your class never gets a legendary. We know give it a rest

Your 0s and 1s make you feel better about yourself

and finally

You're a loot whore

That is it for this week. Enjoy your Free Loot Tuesday hope you get everything your heart desires.