You get a living nuclear warhead. It is sentient and appears to suffer from severe clinical depression. It displays suicidal tendencies and is extremely determined to detonate. Under no circumstances may the object, now designated SCP-127-1, be allowed to detonate unless a safe distance away from Site ██

You get a living nuclear warhead. It is sentient and appears to suffer from severe clinical depression. It displays suicidal tendencies and is extremely determined to detonate. Under no circumstances may the object, now designated SCP-127-1, be allowed to detonate unless a safe distance away from Site ██

Insert SCP-127-1 on Very Fine

[REDACTED] Resulting in __ containment breaches, site could withstand due to advanced metal foundations and walls.

A small, solid metal sphere emerges. When thrown, upon impact it releases a large quantity of gas that effectively blocks vision and sound, and stays in the air for a long amount of time. Closer analysis of a sample of the gas reveals it to be [DATA EXPUNGED]

You recieve what appears to be a very small, transparant rubber tube, with one end sealed. It appears able to stretch over most phallic shaped objects within the human size range, and is indistinguishable from the covered surface by touch.