Ben Obomanu

It took a month and a trip to Turkey, but Marshawn Lynch has finally weighed in on the most controversial call in Super Bowl history.

"I'm just here so Bigfoot won't fine me," he said.

Lynch didn't say those exact words, but it is now obvious he believes Pete Carroll was the second gunman in the JFK assassination. Carroll was 12 and living in California at the time, but what's to say he didn't skip school that day and sneak onto the grassy knoll?

As preposterous as that sounds, Lynch's take on why Seattle didn't give him the ball on the 1-yard line is almost as crazy.

"When you look at me, and you let me run that ball in ... I am the face of the...

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