The Petch House

ListWise

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

These big box stores really do have everything, and at such great prices. There I was standing at the check-out line and I started to browse the discount table. Underneath a 6 piece screwdriver set there was a dumb waiter style door complete with Victorian trim and antique Eastlake brass hardware! The entire thing is made of old-growth redwood!! The best part – it was only $19.99!!! It must have been a return item because it looks like someone tried to paint it, but I should be able to clean that up.

Actually, they do have stuff like that at Home Depot. You have to knock one of the employees unconscious, drag them behind the bags of redicrete, put on their orange vest (hello, my name is Fred), go through the doors in the back, down through the tunnel and up into the mothership. Thats where they keep all the good stuff, as well as the truth about the crop circles and Michael Jackson