Music: Christmas with a difference performed by: 'Mr Bones Presents' - brilliant music

Food: supplied to all guests - buffet

Drinks: you buy yourself

Entrance free

Cornish, Celtic, English, European, Welsh, Scots, Irish, from anywhere else, Pagan, any other Spiritual belief, Straight, Gay, Male, Female, any sexual orientation, Black, White, any other colour, politicians of any party except those listed below, musicians, campaigners, journalists, writers, artists, any other occupation , the many and various friends of Mike ? Then you are welcome - One and All.

Not welcome - Members of the English Defence League, BNP, small minded and anonymous posters on message boards who want to see me prosecuted for racism and for being a bigot and who will never meet my rainbow circle of great great friends, or any racist organisations !