And those signed print copies? Well, feast your little ol’ eyeballs on this assortment:

By now you’re probably sayin’ to yourself, “Self, this can’t be right. This is just too good to be true!”

Hard to believe, I know! But it’s true! (That’s WHY it’s the MOST AWESOME BIG TIME GIVEAWAY) . So get on over there any day between November 13th (TODAY) and November 27th to enter. That’s two weeks of time. Plenty of time even for a BIG TIME procrastinator like me.