New Whitehouse Press Secretary: Fox News Anchor. Not Joking.

Fox News anchor Tony Snow is expected to be named as the new White House press secretary, to replace outgoing Scott McClellan as the U.S. president’s chief spokesman, Fox News reported Tuesday. An announcement is expected on Wednesday morning.The White House approached Snow several weeks ago, and newly appointed White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten asked Snow to make a decision by early this week, CNN reported.

Snow was President George W. Bush’s first choice for the job, and he had been mulling the offer for the last several days, as he needed the all-clear from his doctors before he takes the job, theFox News report quoted sources as saying.

Yeah, don’t believe that colon cancer stuff. Snow is a shape shifting Reptilian Alien and his disguise was malfunctioning. But seriously … how much more blantant can the connection between Faux News lies and Whitehouse propaganda get!? I still haven’t seen Outfoxed, but I think I’ll rent it.