Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore,You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,Ohh Dear Penis, I don't I like you anymore.

It used to be you and me, a paper towel and dirty magazine,That?s all we needed to get by.How it?s seems things have changed and I think that you're the one to blame,Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.

He sings:Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore,'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before,Ohh Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.

Why can't we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship,Come to terms with how we really feel?If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever.Dear Penis, I think I like you after all.Ohh And Rodney, While you?re shavin', shave my balls.