Drinking games were made for movies like this. And the best part is that it gets worse as it goes on, so in the right company with the right beverages, Liz & Dick could be unbearably hilarious toward the tail end of the 90-minute running time.

By the time Lohan is playing mid-’80s Taylor and it looks like a lost Saturday Night Live skit, your body may be cramped by convulsions.

I just got an idea for a new reality TV series called Celebrity Roulette. Two snotty, annoying celebs sit on either side of a table. Between them sits a revolver with one round in the cylinder. They take turns spinning the cylinder and pulling the trigger until there’s a winner.

Oh don’t look at me like that, you know damn well you’d tune in. It would have higher ratings than the Super Bowl.