Came out Friday. Had a great time. I got three great dances from three different girls. Another pretty girl came to sit with me. She would not shut up about being married so I did not dance with her. Good on pole so I tipped her on stage. The girls were all pretty. I always come here when I'm in town. I guess Cassidy took a break. I should of made it to town and stopped by sooner. I miss that cute little shit. Full of energy.

Stopped in the other night. They had just a few strippers maybe 7 or 8 strippers total. Two of them were sexy, I rate them a 7, the others not so good. Pretty much everything there from the surroundings to the music is outdated and depressing. Place needs something to make it exciting, maybe some lazers flashing around, some air freshener and a new jutebbox with better music. Unfortunately, as soon as the two sexy strippers figure out they can make more money in Columbia, they'll be gone.

Drive by there on the way to Jeff City all the time. My curiosity finally got to me and I stopped in for some action. BIG MISTAKE! There was NO action. This place is run by an old hippie and his wife. The old Hippie wanders around like a lost Sheep Dog or sits alone in the corner. His wife seems to do all the work. She meets you when you go in, handles the money and talks with the strippers. They had about 4 strippers, none of them were hot. I chatted up 1 or 2 of the strippers but with the atmosphere, I couldn't get into it. Sorry I stopped in, I won't make that mistake again. One word to describe this place- Boring!

I am at Paradise Saloon in Lawrence ks, It's a members only club, if u come out make sure to tell them u are there too see me my name is Chloe still. They will let you in that day instead of the typical 10 day waiting period i work Friday, Saturday and Sunday 5-12 come on cheap drinks lots of ladies and 15 $ year membership so no door cover any other time you come in for a year! Love too see my fans make sure you come out and see me! love kinky Chloe xoxoxo

I haven't been to the ranch in about five years. My favorite two dancers were Chloe and Bunny. Last I had heard they had left. Did they ever come back to the ranch or does anyone know where they work now? Thanks!

I know who has the sexy moves. Who knows how to treat man. The candy is hot. I like to shop around. All the girls give great dances. I do have my fav's though. I dont do Thursdays but I love Saturday nights.

Come on out and visit. See for your self. Tuesday - wendsday open till two. Friday and Saturday open till four. Pole shows are great and all the girls love each other. Its no drama and all fun. See you soon.

Mark was this the gentleman in last nite??! Ur wer one character if so hey now Ppl its sat nite us girls are ready to Dance and take sum names so Let's do this shit!! Night shift starts at 8 tonite till 4 am the line up is ivy Cassidy Trina Shelby teddy Dallas and yes passion Shes just laste Sometimes Lexi roxy and destiney so come have a blast with us lady's tonight!!!! 3 Cassidy xxx

Hey Happy, if you're happy, that's fine. If you want to believe anything different than what I posted, that's fine too. I'm not sure how one post make a "whole page", but I guess your ability to exaggerate is proven by how happy you are with YOUR Fantasy Ranch, compared to my simple truthful statement about how it's still the dump it always has been, just with lower quality of dancers.

I called it a early night. I spend thursday in the club almost every week. I thought I would just read the page on the club. Who ever MIKE is I have read a whole page of you slamming the girls who dance for me. If you are so unhappy - then why do you go there. You must just make your self feel good by taking others down. Need I say More.

Shelby: Saggy. Trina: stoned. 6 other dancers: 19 years old with A cups. One more girl who was too stuck up to talk to me: Big booty Judy with real floppers. Not very impressive. $90 for 3 songs on the bus.

Nope. CJ has finally hung up her bloomers, er, G String. Something about making to much money for her ssi checks. Did her she opening at the Va Home in Warrensburg. Something about sponge baths for the old guys and girls!

I don't know if anyone remembers me but I'm kelsey that worked at the ranch years ago. I think I'm gonna try it out again thiscoming Saturday. It would be nice to see people that i haven't seen for a long time

We stopped by Saturday night. Was the worst time ever. First off... ever girl bitched about not making any money. Ladies... If you cannot make it here, maybe it's time to find another job! Then some druck old lady, think her name was dj or cj, was trying hitting me up for pot and vodka. Then gave me her phone for a hook up later. You know, I love naked women, but when you have a dried up drunk, keep pushing to screw for money... it gets old

Hi I'm actually looking for a real good friend. She use to work at the old ranch in Arlington off of 360. Her stage name was Gemini and her name was Abby if anyone knows who she is could you please have her contact me or Abby if you do read this please call me my number is 5125251896 thanks text or leave message if I dont pick up.

Hello guys I wanted to let you know im at Paradise Saloon in Lawrence Ks. I work weekends Friday Saturday and Sunday please come check it out my sister as well Zoey and Electra are out here with me. :) xoxo Chloe hope to see you there!

Unfortunately, I have to agree with John. I visited last Thursday night and it was boring. There were eight girls working, most were flat chested and plain. The tops stay on during lapdances. It's just not the same anymore. I think the best dancers have all left because they can't make as much money as before. It looks like we need to start a lost-and-found for all our favorite strippers who used to work here and moved on.

Went by the club tonight. It is really slow and not much going on. Only 5 girls and only 1 or 2 were good looking, :( Too bad MO laws had to change. Looks like the club might not make it after all. I did ask for Valerie and was told she did quit 2 weeks ago. No idea where she went. I was also hoping to know if she is working in another club? perhaps in KS? Did not see Cloe either. :(

Well doll face, next time you have something messed up to say about the way things are run, make sure you're throwing more than just a dollar at the stage, cheap ass!! BTW, if u had a horrible time here, next time make sure you look at a politicians issues before you vote for them.. You Matt Bartle backing communist!!!

This place is sad! Stopped by Saturday night. 5 girls!! On a Saturday night. Old lady BJ was druck again!!! Dj was talking and doing stuipd contest. Only hi point was walking out. Either change this place over or close.

Hey guys!! Just to let everyone know that despite the changes to the laws in Missouri, our club is still running the same girls, specials and yes even dances (well, more for the sences than the eyes). We still offer couch and bed dances, which most would say is even better than they were before the switch. The stage shows are more elaborate to compensate for the lack of much missed nudity and are equally as sensual as they were before. We miss you guys and hope you return with your bachelors and birthday boys (or girls :) ). Cum help us in our efforts to stick it to the man... Luv ya, Ginger

Any one know what time they start the 2 for 1 dances on Wednesday or Thursday night? When's teh shift cahnge, I'd like to see both early and late shifts. GiGi or any girls similar in build around? Love them big ole boobies!

It's true that a lot of girls have left this club. I guess it's because times are rough. It seems to be the best looking ones who leave, though. I guess it's because they used to make the most money and have the hardest time adjusting to the change, GiGi was the hottest of them all. Is she back at the club or is she gone forever?

Some things very change. Stopped by the club last night and old BJ, err CJ was back to her "old" tricks. She was in jail for 6 months for hooking and she doing it again at the club. Next she will have her little friend ToTo, err Jody doing it to.

What the F happened to this club? I used to live in KC & vist often but because my job relocated me to Chiacgo its been a long time since my last visit. I was excited to take a trip back to KC for the weekend & definitely wanted to visit the club. But was very sad when all the girls were 6 & 7's very ruff looking not happy:(

go suck a dick faggot. steve you are a liar and a fucking fat mouth ella wouldnt do that. or would she....????? one would never know. its guys like you that say this shit to feel better than the women that constantly shoot you down. go die in a fire or chop your nuts off. used to be a fun club.

She's at bazookas. Where she's no longer the hottest stripper. In fact she kindof stands out now as one of the not so hot strippers. I went in to see her and ended up staying 6 hours for a much hotter blond

What you mean is, she discreetly rubbed a herpes sore inside her lip on the tip of your flaccid dick, passing the infection to you, then sprayed a burst of pee in your face to add insult to viral injury you deluded douche tard.

hey...its bri... if you want me back you will have to super beg me and pay me weekly money is good when i work up there. bazookas is a classy place and while the girls arent as cheery to bullshit with you they are alll pretty i dont even stand out one bit. totally awesome.

whoever posted that shit about cj....you are a fuck up!!!!! i said some shit on myspace but really it was out of anger and boredom . i dont know this for sure nut ithink she still works out there...that lady prolly wouldnt take the time out of any of her nights to deal with you or any fucking loser for that matter.you ate just roke and fucking jealous you peice of shit

Wow...does that woman still work there? She doe have a nice rack. Does she still take guys back to her apartment in Warransburg? She was a nice fuck. She really got into it and is definetly a moaner. If she's back, then I'm gonna have to check this place out again?

ya my girl sasha for some reason was attacked. while leaving work INSIDE the club some trashy pervert threw a drink in her face bc she wouldnt give him rree anything. if we dancers are gonna keep our standards as a whole its gonna take each one of us to turn down doing nasty shit and doing shit for free. sorry he was an ass babe but you go for treating yourself right. fuck him.

hey everyone this is a somewhat friend of the club and i just would like to say that the commercial u guys have put on tv is really nice. there are alot of changes goin on behind closed doors just ask around and more than a few of the girls would be happy to help you as long as you pay the right price. theese women do have kids to support or they just wanna have some extra fun so good luck!

@curly Hey there glad I could pop your cherry before I quit out there. Hopefully one day I will be back but that's totally up to Craise. So all who want me back, let him know! To anyone who wants to find me...I am around if you look hard enough ;) xoxo Cadance

they are not changing management at that club they will never change the management unless one of the managers die. they have two owners, two extreamly old owners. and two managers who arent young eather and one is a huge fat mofo. nothing is gonna change but the name. they need to change how much it costs to get in that hole of a club thats where the old guys are faulting

CJ is back again? I also noticed they're changing the name back to 'Fantasy Ranch.'It was only Dream Girls for about a year and a half. Are they changing the managers also? In their ad, they said it was the "return of the legendary fantasy ranch.' In order it to *really* be the old fantasy ranch, they'd have to get a less strict manager. One can only hope.

Motherfuckers hate me fuck you and your club i hve given you my business since 1997 and this is how you pay me back fuck ths club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are they always changing the prices at this club? Why can't they just pick something and stick with it? I heard that they don't offer two for one dances anymore. I also heard that now on 'Customer Appreciation Day' they charge $30 per song. They may think that this will make them more money, but I think it will make customers spend less. I would gladly spend $60 bucks if I get 5 or 6 dances for it (two for one). But I wouldn't even buy one for $30 a swing.

Hey everyone! Sorry i didn't get to say goodbye to all of my loyal customers and friends. I am now dancing at Lucky Lady Cabaret on I-70 between exits 71 and 74. This club is kinda a diamond in the rough. Very laid back. Cheap cover charge, $35 bed dances and they even have hot tub dances!! Miss you all and see you soon....

Stopped in last night right at 8:00, at the shift change. The day shift was just leaving, thankfully. They definitely have the JV on the field early in the game; they all looked pretty chunky and road weary. Evening shift came out, and there, leading the pack, was GG. Got her to the beds for some private time right away, what a great rack! Also saw a very tall, well built blonde who was occupied until I needed to leave, but next time...

Occasional visitor: Presently there are four clubs on 50. Club Skin, Ice, Dream Girls and the Playhouse. Dream Girls and Ice share the same parking lot and ownership. They are actually the first clubs you see when you drive from KC. They have a big sign and lights all around the building. Hard to miss. Club Skin is maybe 45 further and you can easily miss the gravel road from the highway. Finally, the Playhouse is the farthest from KC. It's right outside Warrensburg by a Conoco gas station. I guess it's like 15-20 minutes farther than Club Skin.

Okay, I come from out of town, and visit this place about every 6 months. I have tried Club Skin, and won't be back...but how much farther from KC are the other two clubs being referred to as being on Hwy 50? Also, is GG still there? Will be in town at the end of next weeek, and was looking for some private time with a dancer built about like her...

Does anyone else think the night DJ at this club is a douche bag? I showed up at the club an hour before close and he made me feel like I should not have came so late. Then he tells me the prices like Im going to be ripped off by paying ten bucks to stay an hour. I like to miss the crowd and later the better. Anyone else have a complaint or was it just a bad night?

If kiki doesn't do it for you look for me I promise I give phonominal dances and majority of girls there are pretty good look for me I will clue you in on anyone you would like try. Hope to see you soon:)

yes i am still in the industry. Thanks for the support. Google Allaura Sweet and you will find more of me. I am also dancing at the show in kansas city so if that's closer to you, come on in and lets have a drink and play!

Digitech, which girl gives a good bang for the buck, and I am into big boobs, also what nights do they work.. I am going to be in the area on business and have not been to the club in awhile. Not sure who works there anymore.

owners are a bunch of old dumb asses ones got cancer and the other is cant walk any more or drive the manager is an old fat pos thats dumb as shit KICKED us out for no reason at all there was 20 of us from kansas who had a bunch of money there running them selfs in a fucking hole they dont no how to run a club they just need to sell it. and let us real customers know when they do

Well, it was quite lame. Now instead of paying whatever the cover charge is, they just make it back by charging $25 per song instead of $20 like on regular days. Their ad says two for one dances on Monday and Tuesday, but that wasn't happening. Oh well.

Well, I'm coming in this afternoon (7th). Hopefully there'll be some strippers with boobs in there. Otherwise, I'm going across the highway to Club Skin (which was full of flat girls last time I was there, but I heard they have some new dancers.)

Their ad says they are open during daytime now. Is that like lunchtime or 2:00 pm? What kind of girls do they have during the day? Hopefully GG or Cody will be there, or maybe CJ will have returned by then.

She posted it in the dating section instead of erotic services like the other hookers. So it got taken down as spam/innappropriate. Maybe she'll post it again though... Too bad I didn't save the pic as proof.

Damn! Why does this place have so drama. Was in Friday night and all that was going on was drama. Someone show a guy touch a girl in the wrong way. Girl complains and says no. Next thing you know IVY is backstabbing people. Please to the owners. Get rid of the backstabbers like.....IVY

People should really check their sources twice before getting on here and talking shit about girls. All the nonsense about Chloe is just that. Nonsense. Its either a jealous dancer or a dumb customer who she probably turned down. People, go out and do something with your lives because what you're doing now is obviously not working out for you. Otherwise, you would have something better to do than get on here and rag on girls trying to suppor?

Haters are anonymous here network .They come on this site and spread gossip and lies and hate on everyone and eventualy on their friends too.They are lifeless bitches.So go get a life aand stop being a dumbass!!!

Man, that sucks about Chloe cheating on her dude. Sure demonstrates the potential negatives of dating a peeler I guess. The "Lee" mentioned as her boyfriend isn't the same Lee who used to work there is it? He always seemed to be a straight-up guy. Shame if it is.

I was in the lap dance area at Dream Girls, back when it was still the Fantasy Ranch. I overheard Chloe saying to the guy she was doing a dance for, 'So, do you want to take me home or meet in a motel?' The dancer in the next couch over says 'You just have to promise to bring her back'. I guess it's a pretty regular and out in the open thing for Chloe...

OMG chole is a total skank. She cheats on her boyfriend Lee all the time. She even fucked a guy in the bed dance room a while back. Oh and she suck the D.J. dick after hours.She sleeps around on Lee all the time and even screwed one of the dancers boyfriend when she was out of town. I only wish Lee could read this and realize that he has been sleeping with the entire KC metro.... Some sluts never learn.

I heard a lot of bad things about CJ, that she was really bitchy. Well, I have been to this club a few times and she did seem pretty cold to me. But last time I went there weren't too many other guys there and she was lots of fun.

Was that you bad mouthing me onc-9 cause you thought I was talking shit bout you.You high mistaken, been gone working in this area for a couple of years now.I wish eveyone the best of luck cause of the economy.I want everyone to prosper and be happy.Want to say hi to all my friends.Been doing good.Still travel at least once a year around the world.Probably will not travel as much in a year.My daughter was in Teen USA, for Miss USA.Take care everyone and Happy Hoildays, XOXO Viper

miss you to cadance see you soon.guys check out monday and tuesday nites 2 for 1s all nite 20 dollars for cover, drinks, and vip access. take advantage of this great deal while gas prices are low! look foward to seeing some sexy girls :)

Hello all Dreamgirl customers. Unfortunately I had to move to Diamond Joe's to work because business wasn't covering my gas for an hour and a half drive one way. I do hope some of you come visit me here sometime. At least here we can drink together! To all my girls at Dreamgirls, I love and miss you terribly and I will see you next Summer. Kisses, Cadance

Bush had to contend with 2 wars. One is Afghanistan & another in Iraq. And had ex. president, democrat Bill Clinton done something about Bin Laden & the Taliban in Afghanistan & about Hussein in Iraq, Bush wouldn't have had to have dealt with Bin Laden nor Hussein. However, Clinton didn't do 1 single thing to get Bin Laden in 8 years.

Let's face it. Bush was the worst president ever. Sharpton couldn't have been any worse, I mean you can't be worse than being wrong about every single decision. At the same time, Obama is not Sharpton like McCain is Bush. Sure, they are both black, but they are not carbon copies of each other like Bush and McCain are.

What does it say about mccain that obama is looking forward to this friday nights debate and mccain is wimping out??? mccain can not deal with 2 things at once and mccain knows he knows nothing about the economy. not to mention, by pussying out and delaying the debate with obama, that would cancel the vice pres debate where palin would be exposed by biden in a humiliating manner

Security for party nominees is pretty tight these days. The best time to attempt to eliminate Obama would have been during the Primaries, like Gov. George Wallace in '72. -I hope that answers your question Josh-

With all the idiots in this country, unfortunately, i wouldn't be surprised. If a backwoods racist hick was caught in a fire and a black fireman showed up, the hick would tell him to get the hell out. Such is the situation here in America where the racists would rather continue to get fucked over by the good ole boy who is for gun control.

Don't know what happened with the person on the previous posting, I always have a great time here. Several new girls now, most of them are very cute and sexy. I especially liked Kiki. Chloe is still my fave, missed Bunny this time around but she should be back soon. Jody is cute and nice, Lexus as beautiful as always. Other girls I haven't met yet but very easy on the eyes. Definitely recommend this place, especially if you are willing to spend the money for the VIP and Bed dances.

Place is not the same as it used to be. Girls are thieves and place is run down. Really, keep driving and go to a place in the city. The last time I was here I was robbed and managment did nothing. It's a shit hole.

I'm looking to head out that way next week or weekend. Which girl or girls on days provide the best dance. I'd prefer a "finisher" to a "teaser". Also if I stay for the night shift, which girls should I look for? Appreciate your advice.

Stopped in tonight late. Not too many customers in the place. Met Ginger, very nice lady, EZ to talk to and EZ on the eyes. My wife and I really enjoyed our time there even though we got there late. I got a bed dance from Ginger and she really performed well. Next time it is my wifes turn. We will be back.

Lexus is a pretty girl don't get me wrong, but she isn't the only attractive one. She looks like a barbie, but I like a girl with a bit more meat on her bones. Lexi, Codi, Mercedes, and Ginger come to mind. These ladies are all beautiful, and with the exception of Codi, all have natural, curvy bodies. Now that's sexy if you ask me.

The original Fantasy Ranch, 12+ years ago, was probably the absolute height of strip club environments anywhere near KC. Every girl was near the level of the current lineup's "Lexus". The economy was raging, money was flowing, and the law and the owners pretty much let anything go. I saw shit in the orginal club every time I went that would get a place closed down now. Most of the girls were pulling $1500+ on just the weekend. I hope it returns to that level again someday. Sometimes it's hard to enjoy the clubs today when you lived through that era. Glory to titties. Glory to poonanny. Peace.