LA attorney David Chan has visited 6,297 Chinese restaurants around the world and documented every one. Chan has kept records of his visits going back to 1955. His favorite came in 1984 at Los Angeles’ ABC Seafood.

Despite all that eating, he was still hungry an hour later.

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Here’s yet another disease marijuana cures — PacMan fever.

Authorities in Orangeburg, SC, found a PacMan arcade game stuffed with 55 pounds of pot. They arrested the game’s owner, 40-year-old Luis Tyler.

He was charged with trafficking and held on $75,000 bail. That’s a heck of a lot of quarters!

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A woman in China has been accused of killing a man by squeezing his scrotum.

The gonad attack came when the man complained to the woman about parking her motor scooter in front of his store. The argument got so heated that the woman grabbed the shopkeeper and yelled, “I’ll squeeze it to death! You’ll never have children again!”

Her grip was so strong that the man went into shock and died.

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Cops in Vietnam stopped a driver outside Hanoi and found his car filled with 53 live king cobras.

The venomous serpents were on their way to a restaurant where they are served as a delicacy.

The driver was arrested. But the worst part for him was that he was only paid $50 to haul the dangerous cargo.

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If you wear a bikini on a beach in the United Arab Emirates, you will not only turn heads; you’ll go to jail.

The Arab country has banned the bathingwear from its beaches because skimpy swimwear is not considered respectful.

The only good news is that the ban also applies to tiny, Speedo-type swimwear on men.