Where Did Thousands of Stolen NFL Medical Records Go?

Last month, the car of a Redskins athletic trainer was broken into, and electronic and paper records for thousands of NFL players were stolen, Deadspin reports. The electronic records were password protected, but not encrypted, and there is not yet proof the raw data was accessed by the thief.

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The heist was probably targeted, which leads us to wonder: What exactly is the thief planning to do with all those records?

The obvious answer would be to Frankenstein together the ultimate player of fantasy football dreams—imagine Cam Newton's arms on Rob Gronkwoski's torso on DeMarco Murray's legs. All topped with Clay Matthews' hair, just because. Unstoppable.

According to Deadspin, the records included players involved with the NFL Combine, so the NFL is most likely responsible for ensuring medical privacy laws are upheld. Plus, the league wouldn't want any other weird shit to come out of this.