The Irish Name Generator

By Matt Shirley and Cory Jones

Illustration by Sean Noyce

March 16, 2015

Everyone needs a good Irish name. Whether you’re drunk in a bar on St. Patrick’s Day or drunk on a lawn in the middle of August or drunk off Irish whiskey with your drunk friends trying to get into a fight with a drunk mall Santa. Who are you going to say you are when the security guards come asking questions? We’ve got you covered.

Matt is a half Irishman who enjoys drinking but not fighting. Cory is 100% Irish so he enjoys both obviously.