When we believe you're ready, we'll provide you with a secret link for a quiz and if you complete it satisfactorily, you'll be granted "FULL ACCESS TO THIS SHIT." as it were.

Don't forget to mention that you have to score 80% or higher on the quiz! The first time I did the quiz I failed because I didn't study. I figured, "Meh, I just need 50% or higher anyways" and had to redo it after a week had gone by...

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Under_Starmere wrote:

When a true believer stands within a fifteen-foot radius of a Gay, their crucifix begins to tremble.

Just found this little gem. It's a YouTube show with Scott Ian (yes, the Anthrax Scott Ian) talking with a bunch of people who make special effects for horror movies. It's pretty cool.

That was awesome, cheers Nico

Aye, glad you like it Lex. And yeah, it's great. I find practical special effects and professional make up to be really interesting (not to mention cool as fuck). Having Scott Ian bash a zombie head to a pulp is just a plus.

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droneriot wrote:

The instruments used are what you would expect from the little metal people: guitaloos, bassnaps, drumdrums, and voclatrons. The best things about the guitaloos are obviously the riffraffs.

I listened to a few songs from Cattle Decapitation's new album, thinking the 97% average it has now was justified.

Nope.

I'm actually really liking Monolith of Inhumanity. It's catchy as all hell and I've constantly got songs stuck in my mind. I believe such a high score is justified, but we all have different tastes, obviously.

I found it good enough, but definitely not 97% good - I think I gave it a 7 when I reviewed it. I'd probably listen to it more, but I tend to immediately go to Anaal Nathrakh for my dose of that kind of thing.

I found it good enough, but definitely not 97% good - I think I gave it a 7 when I reviewed it. I'd probably listen to it more, but I tend to immediately go to Anaal Nathrakh for my dose of that kind of thing.

Anaal Nathrakh is quite different to that. (Or not...I'm not too familiar with Cattle Decapitation's output.)

I'm also working on a huge review for Symphony X's The Divine Wings of Tragedy. It's huge.

I hope it gets its just trashing, horrible band.

Seriously man, is there any music you don't believe fucking sucks?

As for Gunther and his SX review; cheers man, that album is a complete behemoth of power/prog and deserves a review that matches it's grandiosity. And speaking of huge reviews, was it you the one who wrote that unbelievably long Catasexual Urge Motivation (I think that was the band's name.....) review?

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droneriot wrote:

The instruments used are what you would expect from the little metal people: guitaloos, bassnaps, drumdrums, and voclatrons. The best things about the guitaloos are obviously the riffraffs.

Really? That was Noktorn? Well, it does explain the pretentiousness of it..... Though it was still rather impressive. Besides, I think he wasn't named Noktorn when he wrote it. Bah, whatever. Sorry Gunther!

Noktorn has always been named Noktorn. The thing is that it was so long that the site couldn't handle it (it cut off the last few paragraphs) so it got nuked (also for other reasons, namely it was more about himself than the music), but it can still be found on his blog.

Noktorn has always been named Noktorn. The thing is that it was so long that the site couldn't handle it (it cut off the last few paragraphs) so it got nuked (also for other reasons, namely it was more about himself than the music), but it can still be found on his blog.

What is the site's limit on review lengths? In the event I actually finish writing such a behemoth, I want to know that my dissertation on Sigh doesn't get cut off halfway through.

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843182 wrote:

biohazard the band is not is when you want to add it to tell you that there is

I'm not actually sure, as it isn't stated anywhere, but if oneyoudontknow's monstrous Ulver review could fit, I'm sure you'll be fine. I'm almost positive that this is currently the longest review on the site.