Thanks to Lazaro for the new Family Circus/Matrix thread, and to DanceForce (RIP) for the 2006 Family Circus/Matrix thread, and to all the SA Goons who contributed to either, and to any mystery Goons who might have contributed to both but remained undetected to shape-shifting / subterfuge!

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.