BEST OF ROCHESTER '10: Critics' Picks

No matter what the calendar or weather say, it's not truly
fall until I've made a trip to Shutt's Apple Mill (1063
Plank Rd, Webster, 872-2924). This cozy country
store has the classic autumn offerings of pumpkins, apples, homemade cider, and
cider donuts, along with home goods themed for the upcoming holidays. I even
found the exact same placemats my mother used for every dinner of my childhood.
But Shutt's is also creating what has become a new
fall classic for me, the Apple Frost.

In so many words, an Apple Frost is a thick apple cider
milkshake slushie that you can tell is made with
homemade cider by the look, taste, and texture of it. There's no ice cream in
it, but they do use a dairy-based milkshake powder. For just $2.25, you can get
a serving that is, for me, large enough to share, despite the overwhelming
tastiness of it.

I haven't found any other fresh apple cider drinks like this
in Rochester and, honestly, I hope
I don't. I like the uniqueness of it, and also want as many excuses as possible
to make a trip to Shutt's to fill up on goodies,
childhood memories, and my favorite fall pick-me-up. - BY JESSE HANUS

Best Bet for the Cash-strapped Gourmand.

Has a whole beef tenderloin, crown
roast of pork, or those cute little racks of lamb that you cooked for your
friends ever condemned you to a week of instant ramen for dinner? Have you ever
blanched at the supermarket prices for andouille
sausage or duck leg confit? If so, pay a visit to Fare Game Foods at the
Rochester Public Market some Saturday morning.
For more than fifteen years, budget conscious gourmands have been coming
to proprietor Barry Kucker's stand to score
"restaurant quality goods at something close to wholesale prices." Kucker is not
giving his high end food away, but at anywhere from a third to a half off of
retail, Fare Game brings the best stuff within the reach of even the most
cash-strapped aspiring chef. Fare Game's
fare varies, but you will consistently find beautifully marbled USDA Prime beef, black truffle
butter, plump rabbits, free range chickens, whole ducks, foisgras and confit, and
chanterelle or other exotic mushrooms in season. Kucker even sells
turkeys, taking orders from mid-October through mid-November for pick-up at the
Market on the day before Thanksgiving.
As with everything at Fare Game, it may not be the cheapest bird you'll
ever buy, but it's definitely the best. -- JAMES LEACH

The bánhmì at Vinh-HaoBánhMì Café, 985 South Clinton,
Avenue, 271-7250

When you enter the nondescript little building on South
Clinton near the Goodman intersection, you'll first notice the
wall of DVDs, mostly Vietnamese titles you've never heard of. Off to the right
there's an aquarium housing two friendly fish. But in the back corner you will
see a counter and a refrigerated showcase. Mosey on up to that counter and
order a bánhmì. After
forking over your $3.50, you will be handed a paper-wrapped tube secured by a
rubber band. Open it! The sandwich you are now holding is classic Vietnamese
street food. A crusty baguette (courtesy of the
French Colonial influence) is sliced open and smeared on one side with rich
mayo, the other with a velvety pâté. Filling the space between are fresh
cilantro sprigs, dueling spears of crisp cucumber and cruel jalapeño, a
tangy-sweet carrot-and-daikon slaw, as well as an
assortment of meats. But this, truthfully, is where it gets tricky. There's
pork, I think. Maybe something cured. And is that headcheese? Whatever. It's scrumptious, an exotic and satisfying
cacophony of flavors and textures. Now eat! -- DAYNA PAPALEO

Best Downtown
Treasure in Need of Attention: St.
Joseph's Park

What remains of Rochester's oldest Catholic Church now stands as a ghostly shell around its
outdoor sanctuary. Built in 1846 and established by Redemptorists,
St. Joseph's Church was a parish serving
German-speaking locals, a children's school, and an asylum for orphans. Fire
ravaged the church in 1974, with very few artifacts remaining (a significant
piece now resides in nearby Our Lady of Victory Church).

In 1980, the Landmark Society purchased the tower, edifice, and two walls
and created the park. Many Rochesterians have
memories of weddings and lunchtime concerts, but that era of St Joseph's has also passed; the untreated interior
walls are deteriorating badly from exposure.

St. Joseph's Park is closed, and will remain so until
an extensive restoration occurs. Consider the cost for such a project is into
six figures, and the disappointment of temporary closure turns to dismal finality
of unforeseeable reopening. Compound that with threatening
closures of functioning neighborhood churches, and we may deem ourselves lucky
to at least be able to look inside. Can a monetary miracle deliver us
entrance back into this "Oasis of Grace"?

To inquire about St. Joseph's Church and Park, visit the Landmark Society of Western New York at 133 South Fitzhugh Street in Corn Hill. -- KATE STATHIS

Best Dream into Reality:
Flying Squirrel Community Space

It's rare when diverse groups of
strong-minded individuals can act decisively together, a fact alone that makes
the Flying Squirrel Community Space such a refreshing addition to Rochester. But that it can be so cool and fun is
downright magical.

The Flying Squirrel is a collective
of local activists, artists, teachers, dreamers, and anyone else who shares a
collaborative spirit and a do-it-yourself ethic. Acting through a
non-hierarchal consensus model takes time and lots and lots of meetings, but
look at what they've created in their first year alone: an operating free
school, a zine library, a gallery, a bike repair
collective, and a vibrant space that hosts community dinners, engaging
workshops, a monthly variety show, zine and craft
fairs, poetry readings, film festivals, live music, and a dizzying amount of
hula-hooping. This list grows as their momentum
builds.

The space itself, a former Elks
Lodge with a mostly African American membership, was a cornerstone of the Clarissa Street neighborhood heyday. Since then, the
building stopped operating as it once had, and by the time the Squirrels got to
it, the squirrels had gotten to it, and it was in desperate need of care. With
neighborhood support and boundless energy, the Squirrels have brought it back
to life.-- KATE STATHIS

Best open
jam that isn't a jam: Saturday mornings @ Java's At The
Market

It must be jelly... because it ain't exactly an open jam. Or is it? It began early this
summer with the old piano leaning against the wall, minding its own business.
Folks at Java's At The Market walked by it all the
time, hardly giving it a notice in their caffeinated preoccupation. But local
musician and boogie woogie pianist PaulNunes
couldn't help himself. This piano wasn't going to play itself after all. For
several weeks, Nunes would pound out a short set to
the delight of patrons and passers-by. Record Store impresario Richard Storms,
who always packs diatonic harmonica heat, started joining Nunes
on classics like "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" and other ribald, suggestive
ditties, playing the roll of Kansas City blues-shouter between funky honks on
his harp. People clapped along and ate it up. Slowly, the word got out and
musicians began to show up with guitars and washboards to sit in. It's now a
rotating cast of ragamuffin characters at a party thrown by its own crashers.
There's no set list, no sign-up sheet, and no rules. It is truly an open jam,
and the best in town.

--- BY
FRANK DE BLASE

Food:
Best Spin on a Jewish Tradition:

Fox's
Mish-Mosh soup

Fox's
Restaurant and Catering

3450
Winton Place

427-8200

As a kid, I'd always look forward to visiting my grandfather in New
York City because of all the hole-in-the-wall Jewish
delis or restaurants he'd take me to. Any food he'd pass my way - with the
exception of gefilte fish - I'd love to try, especially around the Jewish
holidays that I'd spend with him. I really think it's the food that kept the
Jewish side of my family so religious. We'd always eat kreplach
- a Jewish wonton filled with ground meat - on Rosh Hashanah and matzo ball soup
around Passover.

It wasn't until I came to school in Rochester
that I was reminded of these varied Jewish tastes from my childhood when I
stumbled across Fox's. I discovered one of the greatest twists on traditional
Jewish food that I'd ever seen, called "mish mosh"
soup. I had always eaten chicken noodle, or chicken and rice soup, kreplach or matzo ball soup, but never mixed together in
one bowl. Beyond the mish-mosh of flavors, the soup
presents a mish-mosh of holidays into a spoonful. Although
Fox's offers all the soups independent of each other, the addition of this
stellar soup to the menu - served only in a bowl with no cup-sized alternative
- gives me reason visit weekly. --CAITLIN SHAPIRO

Nightlife:
Best Place to
Relive Your Misspent College Career:

Lex South Sports Bar and Grill

1761
Scottsville Rd.

436-3370

This bar makes me reminisce my college days and I haven't even graduated yet...
Maybe it's because the bar seems populated by young college students, or maybe
I should just graduate already. Either way, the small number of locals mixed
with a large, primarily drunken, college crowd helps keep up its floozy/bar-fly
charm. Due to the plastic cups, I wouldn't recommend this place to a beer snob
nor would I recommend Lex to a chicken wing
connoisseur because, well, they don't stand out. This bar encompasses mid-week
college life almost as well as "Animal House" encompassed frat parties and
showing up in sweatpants is just as acceptable a loosened tie after a long day
of work. Getting together with some friends after class, especially during the
week, Lex is usually drowned in students hoping to
share a few cheap pitchers and baskets of mediocre wings. However, it's really
easy to have too much to drink at this place and a relaxed night could turn
wild at the flip of a coin. --CAITLIN SHAPIRO

Nightlife: Best Place
to Grab a Stogie:

Havana House

365 North Washington St.

586-0620

I found myself being lectured on IPA beers, the importance of appreciating
scotch and how to select and smoke cigars. For a while my roommates were two
guys, so what else could I expect? And, they were manly men too, I mean
-commando kravmaga
students, guitar playing, knife twirling, but nonetheless, stylish, manly men.
This meant spa-night was put on hold until further notice; I just couldn't see
them steaming their faces and throwing cucumbers on their eyes while conversing
about oatmeal masks. So, I did what I had to do, and learned to be one of the
guys for a while.

My first visit to Havana House, when I knew nothing, the staff was ready to
help. The walk-in humidor made of Spanish cedar compliments the smell of
international tobacco, it's one of my favorite smells.
After you select the perfect cigar, Havana
has a large room with a flat-screen T.V. and oversized armchairs. It's their
smoking lounge - and yes, I've sat in there many times and learned the tricks
of poker at Havana's card table. A
good change from sitting at the typical bar, Havana House provides the perfect chilled-out
environment, no matter how girly you are. --CAITLIN SHAPIRO

Local
Color: Best Disc Golf Course:

Parma
Disc Golf Course

550
Peck Rd.

Even
though one of the first holes has a pretty intimidating pond that is sure to
consume your disc - don't turn back to the car so soon. As someone who isn't
very good at disc golfing but loves to play still, I'd say the trickiest part
about Parmais
having to fish out all those lost discs from the woods - and that one
pond. But the scenery and variety of distances that cater to all disc golf
levels, more than make up for it. The Parma
course takes you through two meadows and tough woodsy stretch, but part of the
fun is thinking your lost. This year the Parma
course has been undergoing a facelift in preparation for the 2011 Professional
Disc Golf Association Amateur and Junior Championships. Cement tees and
additional holes are among the changes at the course. Although other courses in
the Rochester area have had new
additions over the last year, Parma
still keeps the escape-from-the-world element very much intact. --CAITLIN
SHAPIRO

Best Win by Losing: Rick Lazio

When Carl Paladino crushed Rick
Lazio in the Republican gubernatorial primary, it was as if David beat Goliath.

But Lazio may come out ahead in the end. Lazio prevailed in
a Conservative Party gubernatorial primary, but he was nominated for a Supreme
Court judge race in Brooklyn. It was part of a deal to
get Paladino on the Conservative line, which has
advantages for the candidate and the party.

Paladino's probably going to
take a beating from Democrat Andrew Cuomo. (Yesterday was Election Day, but the
paper's print deadline was in the afternoon, before polling ended.)

But Lazio has a real shot at winning the judgeship and if he
does he'll make a salary close to the governor's. He'll also have the added
perk of not having to deal with the state Legislature. If he loses, well, he
probably would have lost to Cuomo anyway.

So what, exactly, did Lazio lose? --JEREMY MOULE

CLASSICAL: "Best Romantic Melody"

Romantic melodies tend to fall into the hands of pianists,
violinists, cellists, and oboists. But,
during the Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra performance of the Liszt Piano
Concerto No. 1 in E-flat Major on September 30, the clarinet physically rose
over the music stand and out came notes as beautiful as if opera diva Kathleen
Battle was rising into place among the woodwinds. On October 21, during the RPO performance of
Stravinsky's Petrouchka, there was the clarinet,
again, this time all over its range and texture in some combination of Renee
Fleming, and Andrea Bocelli.

"The human voice is the ultimate music expression," said
Grant when I called him with the news of his "Best of" award. "I pick-up this instrument - this little
stick - and I think how do I make it sound like a voice? How do I draw people in?"

Grant has performed with the RPO since 1987 and is the
Principal Clarinetist. He graduated from
Eastman School of Music and he is an Associate
Professor there.

Allow yourself to be romanced by Grant and his clarinet at
the upcoming RPO performances on November 18 & 20, including the clarinet
solo at the opening of Sibelius Symphony No. 1 and
throughout the Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 2, Op. 18 in c-minor.

Bravo!

BY PALOMA A. CAPANNA

BestOutdoorArtGalleryIf you've been to the North Clinton
neighborhood, you've surely noticed the gorgeously skillful, colorful murals on
one stretch of the avenue. But you might not know that the walls of 914 N.
Clinton (and a few surrounding buildings) are the site of the annual BBoy BBQ, during which the murals for the coming year are
created in a free, public art event, complete with food, DJs, and breakdancing, held on a different day each summer.
The annual multi-artist graffiti jam is presented by Rochester's
best known graf-featists, FUA KREW, with
contributions by friends, and the walls are provided by His & Hers Beauty
& Apparel, and other businesses that benefit from the local talent.
Previous years have featured work inspired by the film "Pan's Labyrinth," and
an outdoor screening of "Beyond Gotham: Hip Hop in
Upstate New York." This past August, the artists put up a tragically topical
piece commenting on the BP oil fiasco, facing another wall spray painted to
depict a prehistoric scene with resilient early man fighting off dangerous
beasts (it's pretty easy draw some parallels between the two scenes). If you
want to see the 2011 edition of the live, collaborative creative contest, watch
for updates at fua-krew.org. In the meantime, go check out the art. -- REBECCA
RAFFERTY

Ever since Will
Ferrell uttered these words to his dog Baxter in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy "And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd
you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing," an unsaid challenge has
lingered for cheese lovers everywhere. And while most cheese wheels may be both
too large and unappetizing to eat in their entirety, the brie wheel appetizer available at Brio
Wine Bar and Grill (3400 Monroe Ave, Pittsford), is both small enough (at only
about a half-foot wide by an inch tall) and delicious enough to offer an ideal
chance to conquer the cheesy challenge. The version of this cow's milk cheese
served at Brio is wonderfully creamy and precisely aged, featuring the cheese's
signature pale and mouldy rind, which, for the
uninitiated, is meant to be eaten along with the cheese. It is served with a
perfectly tart blackberry puree, buttery, crispy grilled toast points and assorted
berries for just $12 -- a small price to pay for satisfied taste buds and the
opportunity to brag to all your friends that you started your meal with an
entire wheel of cheese. -- SUSIE HUME

The economy sucks.
Unemployment is at its highest since the Great Depression. And yet on a handful
of nights there is reason to celebrate. There's a new music promoter in town.
Although present in our area for just over a year he's brought in a steady
stream of musical favorites. It all began last October with the darling Emmylou
Harris at the Auditorium Theatre, followed by red haired vixen Neco Case at Harro East. Social
activist Joan Baez appeared just last month and folk hero Arlo
Guthrie just days ago. Vampire Weekend arrived a month early for a Halloween
preview and rockers Jukebox the Ghost will return for its second showing next
month.

All these acts come at the
bequest of Dan Smalls Presents (DSP), a talent buyer, concert promoter, and event
production company. Although DSP has been importing to the area for just over a
year, it has a long resume of concert promotion in the Ithaca
area. The small ­--- no pun intended --- one-man production has done its best
to not only bring in grade A talent, it creates a handful of jobs, even if only
temporary.