Posted:11th Feb 2008you gain the ability to write a cheque, but it Bounces, into your face and smothers you....Not before it gives you a nasty paper cut...One of the ones that makes your eyes water, but not sore enough to cry...GOD i hate them.

Posted:14th Feb 2008you get them but realise that brian is actually an entity locked in the glasses and takes controll of the body of the person who is wearing them, after taking control of you he gets bored and jumps off a bridge.

i wish i was able to control people like brian but without being trapped in some sunglasses, or other object.

Posted:18th Feb 2008i lose the game but in return i send MEGASPAM accros the whole internet, causing everyone to lose all the time, eventually people have to abandon technology and revert to a simpler life while i become more powerful and with my team of followers advance technology beyond our imagination and become ruler of the universe.