<quoted text>My toes don't grow back chicken, I am not a mutant like you. What Mrs. Chix sees in you is beyond me chicken.

(gleefully)Well, if your toes don't grow back, that's all the more reason for my beautiful wife to separate them from you, & vise-versa.I don't understand your toes's reluctance.It's not like anybody would miss them.

<quoted text>If your wife touches one of my perfect toesies with her axe, I would miss them. I need my toesies very much. Keep in mind chicken if my toes go, so does your neck!

Okay, okay, but only if Mrs. Chix agrees not to whack your stoopid toesies.A bunch of loose toes wouldn't do me any good, anyhow, unless I was to feed them (toesies) to the squids.Don't come near my neck, Frmr, don't you do it, unless you're going to place another medal around it (my neck), for Bravery or something.

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