As far as my eyes can seeThere are Shadows approaching meAnd to those I left behindI wanted you to KnowYou've always shared my deepest thoughtsYou follow where I go

And oh when I'm old and wiseBitter words mean little to meAutumn Winds will blow right through meAnd someday in the mist of timeWhen they asked me if I knew youI'd smile and say you were a friend of mineAnd the sadness would be Lifted from my eyesOh when I'm old and wise

As far as my Eyes can seeThere are shadows surrounding meAnd to those I leave behindI want you all to knowYou've always Shared my darkest hoursI'll miss you when I go

And oh, when I'm old and wiseHeavy words that tossed and blew meLike Autumn winds that will blow right through meAnd someday in the mist of timeWhen they ask you if you knew meRemember that You were a frined of mineAs the final curtain falls before my eyesOh when I'm Old and wise

As far as my eyes can see

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Or for the harder crowd I could always go with

A Tout Le Monde - Megadeth

Don't remember where I wasI realized life was a gameThe more seriously I took thingsThe harder the rules becameI had no idea what it'd costMy life passed before my eyesI found out how little I accomplishedAll my plans denied

So as you read this know my friendsI'd love to stay with you allPlease smile when you think of meMy body's gone that's all

Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing

Product Features:

Video Game for Nintendo Wii Provides a Virtual Peeing Experience Amazing Realistic Pee Fluid Dynamics Imported from Japan Comes with game disc and Wiimote belt harness Includes cross regional boot disc to allow play on US Wii consoles Minimal Japanese text makes game easy to understand if you can't read Japanese Over 100 different peeing environments with multiple toilet and urinal styles Up to two players can compete with dueling pee streams

Be sure to check out the website as it features a (disturbing) video of the game in action.

I've borrowed a 5 String from a friend and signed myself and my youngest daughter up for lessons (she's on guitar though).

The following is cross posted from OO:

Impressions so far:

1. Today the first two fingers on my right hand are hella sore. 2. HO/PO's are tough 3. My left pinky is totally worthless. I am now investigating the feasablility of removing it and replacing it with some sort of steam powered robotic digit. I wonder if the Robot Devil is available. 4. I should have started this 20 years ago.

I have now formed some rather impressive blisters on the index and ring fingers on my right hand.

In an attempt to improve the status of my worthless left pinky I picked up a Gripmaster and now my entire left forearm and all the fingers on my left hand are weak and sore.

Except that being gnawed on the nut by a cat is a funny story whereas listing Titanic as your favorite movie is grounds to question everything from your taste in movies, music, and games to your sexual orientation.

I never want to hunt for torpedoes that are speeding towards my crippled carrier while it's preparing for warp jump (Starlancer and Freespace)

Bingo! That's my biggest peeve in those types of games.

Speaking of Starlancer and it's ridiculous "hunt down every inbound torpedo" missions, while trying for the 12th time to get through that mission I was very very close to completing it and was firing on one of the torpedoes when some idiot pilot flies right into my line of fire and kerplodes.

Next thing I know I'm watching a cut scene where I'm placed in front of a firing squad and executed?

WTF?

So a highly decorated pilot who has performed well above the call of duty and has personally saved the fleet multiple times gets summarily executed because some idiot pilot lacking any situational awareness gets himself killed by flying directly into my line of fire?

Something similar happened in Oblivion during the mission where the three Oblivion gates open up outside of Bruma. Well, when the battle is finally over and everybody is shouting "hail the saviour of Bruma" and such and thanking me and letting me know what a great hero I am, etc etc, I walk to the Bruma gate where the guard says "halt you murdering fiend!" I guess one of the defenders got a little too close during the fight. So now I've gone from the Saviour of Bruma to murderous bastard.

I found a few fish I couldn't identify by petting, pushing, whistling, feeding, etc in the deep area. Anyone who has been there have any ideas on how to identify them?

My wife's been having the same problem. A shark and several smaller fish just would not identify after more than two minutes (we timed it on the shark) of petting. She decided to surface and try again later to see if that would help.

Unfortunately, while I enjoy watching my wife play this I can only do so for a few minutes before she gets tired of me going "left, left! No no, down more. Now you've gone too far, go back to the right. I said right, right!" So I have to leave before she kicks me in the berries.

Although, it was funny to hear her say, "Hey, I'm rubbing the sperm whale!"

Edit - Turns out the underwater pen is the secret to unlocking a lot of the deep abyss dwellers.