ATLANTA, Ga. — Former NFL star Jamal Anderson couldn’t wait. Rather than go home to handle his business behind closed doors, the ex-Atlanta Falcons runningback walked into a QuikTrip and gave himself a QuikOrgasm… in public view. Lucky for him, he won’t face charges. The lewd incident went down around 2 a.m. Wednesday morning. That’s when a male clerk called 911 to report a man exposed his penis before masturbating inside the Atlanta convenience store. The suspect was later identified as Anderson, who was visibly under the influence.

Anderson, 44, eluded arrest after the clerk decided againstpressing charges. Police did, however, issue a warning for trespassing which means if Anderson returns to QuikTrip, he will be arrested. “There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of him masturbating in the store,” said Suwanee police Captain Shane Edmisten. Anderson played 8 seasons in the NFL, each one with the Falcons.

Since leaving the league in 2001, he’s had multiple run-inswith law enforcement which includes a 5-day stay in jailearlier this year for driving under the influence and a drug bust in 2009. Anderson is one of dozens of former players suing the NFL for its mishandlingof concussions.

Too bad his “friends” weren’t as nice as the cops, and couldn’t drop him at home or call an uber for him. Yeah he’s a total loser for doing that at a gas station and he’s lucky the clerk didn’t press charges.