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Shortened form of Stefanie given to glib, usually incredibly hot, chicks who like to feign interest in only the most recent causes celebres. Stevis are characterized by irascibility, impracticality, lack of imagination or original thought and a penchant for banging dudes with little or no persuasion.

Jill: Ya, Brenda's hanging out with her new friend Sage again this weekend.

Chris: Really? She just met him three days ago at the organic farmer's market. She's supposed to have dinner and drinks with us!

Jill: 'Fraid so; they're going to picket the local Army recruiter's office on Saturday.

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Stevi is the most awesome person you will ever meet basically. She is literally the world's most gorgeous woman! She’s down for whatever, whether it’s smoking a hubbly or watching TV series eating too many sweets. Stevi is a talented, artistic, kind and gentle soul with the eyes of an angel. She can make your heart melt just by smiling at you. When you find a Stevi, don't let her go! She’s beautiful, talented and has an amazing body. She’s absolutely the most perfect person on earth. She’s HOT and she likes to dress nice always, and when people notice, she will usually deny it because she’s shy like that. A Stevi will most likely be your best friend and your soul mate, because she is so damn cool man! All in all, she’s the most incredible and cool person in the known universe, and when you meet her, she will instantly become the centre of yours…

Person A: 'HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A STEVI!? AREN'T THOSE RARE?'

Michael: " Hell yes they rare, there's only one on earth and she's mine!"