"We're the f**king beacon for rationality and intelligence," he ranted. "F**k this. All of it"

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November 11, 2016 5:52PM (UTC)

Patton Oswalt showed up on Stephen Colbert's "Late Show" on Thursday to promote a new product designed to muffle your "uncontrollable rage" following President-elect Donald Trump's victory on Tuesday: Choke-It-Down.

Choke-It-Down may look like a balled-up dirty sock, but its "fiber-bundled technology absorbs your screams of anguish and locks 'em away," Oswalt said. "So you can live a normal life — at work, at home, and perfect for Thanksgiving."

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Oswalt himself then inadvertently suffered a fit of uncontrolled rage.

"We're the fucking beacon for rationality and intelligence," he ranted. "Fuck this. All of it."