Dirty dirty girl......and I love it!Page 6:HAYDEN Panettiere has her priorities. At a recent Highline Ballroom show, the perky "Heroes" star was overheard talking to a friend about "Californication" star David Duchovny, who checked himself into rehab for sex addiction last year. A giggling Hayden told her friend, "Well, if I had to be addicted to something, it would be sex!" Panettiere is currently in talks to star opposite "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford in a remake of "Footloose."

Spike: A celebrity priest known as Father Oprah has been booted out of the Catholic Church after being caught on camera getting intimate with a 26-year-old woman.

Father Alberto Cutie is known to millions of people across Latin America for doling out relationship advice in books such as Real Life, Real Love, hosting the hit television show Padre Alberto and for his syndicated radio show. The 40-year-old priest was kicked out of his Miami Beach parish after photos were published showing him kissing a 26-year-old bikini-wearing brunette. The photos show Father Alberto kissing the woman on the beach, fondling her bottom, and slipping his hands down her swimsuit. The photos were published in TV Notas, a Latin American gossip magazine.

Cutie issued the following statement on his website:Before God - full of love and mercy - I ask for the forgiveness of those who may be hurt or saddened by my actions. Since I entered the seminary at the age of 18, the priesthood has brought me great joy. The commitment that I made to serve God will remain intact. I am grateful for the love and support I have received today from so many in our community, especially my parishioners and the supporters of the radio stations who have demonstrated great compassion and understanding toward me as a human being. I ask for your continued prayers and support.

Good Lord.......NY Daily News:So was she or wasn't she?Days after singer Paula Abdul revealed in an interview with Ladies Home Journal that she'd battled a 12-year addiction to painkillers, she now claims the magazine got it wrong and took her remarks out of context.Abdul, 46, told two radio shows Thursday morning that she never said she had been addicted to painkillers or checked into rehab.

"It was very stressful for me to hear that and to be quoted saying something. I never said," Abdul told hosts on the Detroit radio show "Mojo in the Morning.""I've never checked into a rehab clinic. I've never been addicted or abused drugs, and I've never abused alcohol. I've never even been drunk in my life," she said.When hosts of the Dallas-based radio show "Kidd Kraddick in the Morning" asked Abdul if it had been difficult to talk about her struggle with addiction, she replied, "I didn't. I was quoted as saying something I didn't say."She said the facility where she was reported to have retreated to detox – La Costa Resort and Spa – is a vacation spot, not a clinic and that she went there for "mud baths and facials," not to dry out.But the magazine interview features Abdul's vivid description of her withdrawl."I could have killed myself.... Withdrawal - it's the worst thing ... I was freezing cold, then sweating hot, then chattering and in so much pain, it was excruciating. But at my very core, I did not like existing the way I had been," she told Ladies Home Journal.

A rep for Meredith Corporation – publisher of Ladies Home Journal – told the Daily News the magazine is sticking by its story, written by reporter Peter McQuaid."We definitely stand by out reporting. We're happy that she shared her journey with us," said Mariella Azcuy, a publicist for the magazine.The issue is set to hit stands on Tuesday.Abdul earlier said her "handlers" would release a statement, but when asked if Abdul planned to take legal action against the magazine, her rep Jeff Ballard said only, "Paula is moving forward."

Take care of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm a big kid, but I'm well behaved.....Reuters: Comedian Ellen DeGeneres and her actress partner Portia deRossi topped a poll that asked American moms which celebrities they would feel most comfortable leaving their kids with.DeGeneres and deRossi, who married in August when same-sex marriages in California were briefly legalized but who have no children, beat Angelina Jolie and partner Brad Pitt with their eclectic brood of six in the ParentDish.com poll of more than 10,000 moms.The TV chat show host and deRossi took 31 percent of votes with singleton Jennifer Aniston coming in second at 22 percent. Jolie and Pitt got 18 percent of votes, while chat show queen Oprah Winfrey got just nine percent.

TMZ reports that Vivid entertainment has offered Carrie up to $1 Million to appear in a porno. The key phrase there is "up to". To get the $1 Million figure, I can just imagine what the heck they would have her do...........O.k., I'm back.. Meanwhile, The Dirty has posted another photo of Carrie with just her bottoms on.

Brooke is the smartest, nicest and most level headed of the Hogan clan. I like her, she actually makes sense. OK has the complete interview and photos.

OK!: There was some tension between you and your mom for a while. Is everything resolved now?

I had a talk with her and I said, “I think everyone in America knows why I won’t accept Charlie.” But what people don’t know is that he’s a bad influence on her. She’s not staying as healthy as she should be. He’s 19, he can party his ass off. She’s 48. I said, “Mom, if you want to have a relationship with me you have to dump Charlie.” It’s not because of his age. If he were 5 years old and a good influence on her then that would better. But I’m just not happy with the situation because of their poor judgment — with what they do.

OK!: What kinds of things do they do? I know there are things that could damage her health and make her get old really quick. I don’t want to see that happen. I’m trying to stick to the tough love thing. I’m just staying away until she wakes up. In order for me to keep my sanity, I have to love her from afar. We are totally different women. I’m straightlaced, don’t do drugs, stick to my regimen. It’s different there.

OK!: What can we expect this season on Brooke Knows Best?It’s crazier. I went on a date with a girl. The girl was really awesome and we had a blast. Then it got to the point where she was wanting to kiss me. Everyone knows I do not go there.

OK!: Do you feel comfortable in a bikini?I do. I love my body. Thick or not, I’m firm. I don’t have cellulite. I’m happy with how I am. People should know, I’m only doing the diet for the entertainment business. It’s not really what you’re supposed to look like in real life.

Somehow I have a funny feeling that the wife is having a good chuckle. Men everywhere are crossing their legs.........

Spike: A secretary accidentally bit off the penis of her boss while pleasuring him in a car.The 30-year-old woman, who was having an affair with her boss, was performing oral sex in a parked car when the car was hit by a reversing van. The impact of the crash caused the woman to bite down, dismembering her lover. The incident occurred in a Singapore park, where the couple would meet up after work.The entire incident was witnessed by a private investigator who had been hired by the man’s wife to catch him red-handed in the arms (or should that be mouth) of his lover. The investigator said that, “After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.”The man was rushed to hospital and the woman later joined him with part of the sexual organ.

TMZ: Brooke Shields is squaring off against Kiefer Sutherland ... and it's getting ugly fast.Shields' reps tell TMZ the man Kiefer headbutted last night in no way did anything to Brooke that would have warranted the alleged attack.As we reported, witnesses say Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough knocked Brooke to the ground at an after-party for the Met costume gala in NYC last night. But Brooke's rep say "nothing happened to her," adding "Jack did nothing inappropriate. It's not clear what caused Keifer to do what he did."Witnesses say Kiefer went up to Jack and demanded he apologize to Brooke. Jack allegedly pushed Kiefer and Kiefer then headbutted Jack.But Brooke's reps tell us Jack, who designs clothes for Brooke, "did absolutely nothing to her."But here's where the plot thickens. We asked the rep, "Did Jack touch her?" Their response -- "We don't know."We're told Brooke will be interviewed by cops tomorrow.Stay tuned

The anti-gay-marriage contestant turned traditional-marriage advocate quickly issued a statement denouncing the leak as the latest in a series of "attacks on me and my integrity as a woman.""My comments defending traditional marriage have led to intimidation tactics that seek to undermine my reputation and somehow silence me and my beliefs, as if opinion is only a one-way street," says Prejean."I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid website that openly mocks me for my Christian faith."I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be. But these attacks on me and others who speak in defense of traditional marriage are intolerant and offensive. While we may not agree on every issue, we should show respect for others' opinions and not try to silence them through vicious and mean-spirited attacks."

Page 6: WITH friends like Courteney Cox, who needs enemies? Cox, who is supposedly best pals with her former "Friends" co-star Jennifer Aniston, was spotted chatting with Aniston's ex-husband Brad Pitt at a concert Sunday night. Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell's Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, "Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other."

This weekend, the Baywatching, Knight Riding world was holding its collective breath for word on how its hero David Hasselhoff was faring after a report claimed he had been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

As relayed by RadarOnline.com, the America's Got Talent judge was supposedly found unconscious and "barely breathing" Saturday in his Encino, Cailf., home by his 16-year old daughter, Hayley. That required ex-wife Pamela Bach to rush him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Scary stuff to be sure—especially considering he nearly died of alcohol poisoing after a 2002 binge—but also a load of bunk, according to Team Hasselhoff.

"David is totally fine. These stories are complete fabrications," the actor's attorney, Melvin Goldsman, exclusively tells E! News. "He wasn't feeling well, he went into the hospital, and was released. I talked to him early Sunday morning and he was completely fine."

While a source close to the TV fixture acknowledges Hasselhoff "probably had a drink" before his trip to the emergency room, Goldsman and fellow attorney Marci Levine have issued a separate follow-up statement insisting the actor "was at no time in the condition described" by Radar.

"Mr. Hasselhoff is both disturbed and saddened by the fact that a certain individual is disseminating grossly inaccurate stories about him to the press for ulterior motives," the lawyers' statement continues.

While they are not naming names, it's easy to hazard a guess that a certain ex-wife might be in their crosshairs.

After all, Bach's spokesman hints to E! News that Hasselhoff is still battling his well-documented demons, which include hospital treatment after a 2007 relapse and public humiliation following his notorious videotaped meltdown.

"Despite their ongoing legal issues, Pamela remains supportive and loyal while her ex-husband addresses his alcohol-related issues. She is grateful for the overwhelming support received by the Hasselhoff family and requests privacy during this difficult time."

Bach and Hasselhoff fought through a nasty divorce and custody battle that saw them accuse each other of having alcohol-abuse issues.

Hugh Hefner has gone international this year in his pick of the annual "Playmate of the Year." Hefner gave African born Ida Ljungqvist the title at a celebration over the weekend at the Palms Casino and Resort and Las Vegas. Ida becomes the first-ever African born playmate.

At least this is one actress that won't try her hand at recording an album..........

US: Denise Richards admits her performance of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" over the weekend was hardly a home run.The actress screeched her way through the classic tune during the 7th inning stretch of the Chicago Cubs game on Friday."Horrifying," she told the Palm Beach Post when asked about her performance. "I'm not a singer and then to be in front of all those people is a little terrifying."

Scary stuff...........Daily Mail:Sting's singer daughter has spent four days in an intensive care ward after fracturing her skull when she collapsed in a restaurant.Coco Sumner, 18, was dining with a friend in Los Angeles when she complained that she was feeling unwell.When she tried to stand up, she collapsed, knocking her head on a chair as she fell to the ground.She was taken to hospital where a scan showed she had a fracture to her skull.Sting, 57, who is working in the US, rushed to be at her bedside when she called him after the accident, which happened last weekend.Coco’s mother, actress Trudie Styler, flew to Los Angeles to be with her daughter.A source told The Mail on Sunday last night: ‘Coco went flying and landed with a real crash. She really took a tumble.‘One of the waiters helped her to her feet but she complained that she didn’t feel well.‘The staff and Coco’s friend were very concerned and called for an ambulance and Coco was taken to hospital. No one was taking any chances as it was quite a scary fall.‘She hadn’t had anything to drink and it happened quite early into the evening.’The source added: ‘The doctors are still running tests. Obviously it’s a serious injury and Coco is under constant surveillance.’

Oh my lord......Washington Post:Disney's practice of licensing its characters for placement on children's food products is not new, but its strategy is. Whereas cereal boxes and fast-food bags used to be prime real estate for company-to-kid marketing, alarming rates of childhood obesity caused Disney to think twice about aligning its name with sugary or fatty foods. So over the past few years, Disney has gradually distanced itself from junk food. It ended its McDonald's Happy Meal contract in 2006 and has been expanding its association with healthier foods since then. The result: an abundance of Disney-branded healthy stuff, including fruits, vegetables and dairy products..........

One such product is the High School Musical avocado. When Disney stamps a product with a popular character, such as tween sensation ZacEfron, it "can't help but benefit from the nag factor," says Lance Gatewood, the vice president of Disney Consumer Products' Food, Health & Beauty, North American division. And, when kids are begging their parents for something nutritious, like an avocado, he explains, it's hard to say no. Parents are happy, growers are happy, grocers are happy, kids are happy and healthy, and, oh yeah, Disney is pleased, too. It turns out that seasonal fruits can be the perfect promotional platform for a film. Last summer's avocado season coincided conveniently with the fall release of High School Musical 3. Besides the promotional boost, Disney earns back royalties on units sold. And, because of the Disney appeal, more units tend to sell. Sometimes it's a lot more: Bagged-apple sales went up 47 percent during a High School Musical promotion at Winn-Dixie.

Jennifer Aniston is more than fed up - she's deeply bitter about ex-John Mayer's PR romp with a much younger woman.

The 31-year-old playboy singer is striking all the right chords with aspiring "actress" cocktail waitress Scheana Marie Jancan, who is only 23.

Jen, 40, claims she doesn't care that Mayer has a new young girlfriend, but her catty comments tell a different story.

"Jen is hurt and brooding that John rebounded so quickly," an insider told The ENQUIRER.

"She went on a rant, telling friends that John should be with such a younger woman - because he's so immature and juvenile."

The Friends beauty and the androgynous Mayer first hooked up in spring 2008.

"At first Jen was amused," said the insider. "But she was humiliated by his inability to hold back any private information."

During his much ballyhooed cruise to Mexico with fans- just weeks after he and Jen's second and final breakup - John stunned her - and the world - by nearly coming out openly admitting to making out with celeb blogger/fame whore Perez Hilton, who frequently disses Jen on his self-absorbed website.

"Jen IS bitter," the insider divulged. "She's alone again and John is getting the last laugh."

In one of their date nights in the District, President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama dined out for nearly two hours at a posh Georgetown restaurant. Later, they took an evening walk around the White House South Lawn.

The star, who put on a blistering performance at the O2 Arena this week, told me: "Love is pure and I try to keep it that way. This is who I am, what I feel.

"I think it's unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it."It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses. Well, I don't believe in trends, I just believe in me."