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Thursday, April 7, 2011

Didn't Things Seem More Tall, At Least That's What I Recall!

Oh I just saw something to my delight, that might cause some of you a fright, but shout it out I will, oh poor Brian did you feel that chill. Yes as every one knows, Brian always goes, to ever place and comments in the space. While as I was doing my little reads, I came across this greats little comment on one of the feeds, something maybe Brian didn't want you to know, but maybe now to WaystationOne you'll go. Or not, as you might not want to get caught, looking at something he might just have received in the mail, ok enough with the suspense time to set sail.

You ready dear old Brian, I really hope you were lying. As no longer will I go on about the gown, awww don't frown, as I've got something way better to use and say a bit to abuse, as Brian just received a big box, nope it wasn't from The Lair of Silver Fox, as I don't think he'd be this bold, as he's a little old..hahaha Oh got him good too, alright before you get into a stew or I need to use the loo or clean cat poo. The item was from edenfantasies is what he said, now I don't want to know the specifics or whether it's for you know or his head and I'm sure at Stuperhero Extraordinaire you can learn more, but I just had to add that to my rhyming floor. As I wanted to give Brian a good poke, even if it was a joke, as it hasn't been done in a while, for Betsy seems to be on the receiving end of my clever rhyming style.

As well(see Betsy and Fox right, now don't fight) as Natasha and her Tales of Tashtoo, where she spins up some mighty big gails for you, with her poetry out of the norm, about meaningful topics and writing up a storm. Wow all that done already, I'm just plugging and rhyming quite steady. Oh and Brian states his cat likes to type sometimes too, so maybe that's who spilled the beans on Brian's fetish to me and you. But I can relate to that, as each of my cats think they can chat, the wild one even chews the keys, must be hoping the computer will freeze and he can get some more attention instead of putting me in detention. So I wasn't going to post today, as I had something else to write and play, but thanks to Brian you got a new retort, here at my rhyming resort. Now on to the title I made, as I wouldn't want that to fade. Of course with some new acts, here and at Face it Facts, I won't let that happen and will continue my rappin.

Anyway it was at My Five Men where I remember Betsy saying how her childhood yard seems so small, now that she has gotten so tall, while I agreed of course, but it still might be able to hold a horse, anyway I now must agree more than ever, I know never say never. As I passed a park I used to go to and had a look, five seconds it took, to realize it now seems kind of small, whether spring, summer or fall. As the swing used to seem like I was going high, now it seems rather pathetic I must say and I don't lie. Everything else paled in comparison as well, still looked kind of swell. But I guess I just never really took the time to look, at this little nook, until the other day, when I went by while on my way.

So there is my little eyes wide open moment for the day, I'm sure you'll all have your say. As Vista Woman seems to be coming by more and more, although I called her a suck up at her door..hahahahaha...so we shall see what she says to that, whether at the cat or Pat. Plus Ocean Girl from Live High seems to be coming by to give her rhyming muscle a wiggle, oh I just have to say maybe something will jiggle...hahaha I offend with such fun and that is just how it's done. Also as I finish this post, it seems a new comment came at your host, from a blog Christine gave a shout, now I bet she'll go and gloat. As Brenda states how It's a Beautiful Life and I just go on causing you all strife. But I love it so much and you all keep in touch. So continue I will, don't know a Bill, wow that just came out, maybe I'm in a drout. So I will end it here, but have no fear, as time will pass, but you will always get a plug, a shout or a poke from my little rhyming ass.

19 comments:

While (did that just for you, Pat! ha) I can't wait to see what Brian says about his box.He might read this post and get a shock.I must say we will all wait and wonderJust how in the comments he will blunder.

Funny about the park when you looked around.I did that once with the school playgroundI thought when in grade school it looked so hugeand then as an adult I was amused.

You're going to miss me tomorrow!You'll be filled with sorrowAs I work an auction all dayAnd won't be home to play.

Wow you two were fastBetsy I didn't expect a comment this vastAs it is lateAnd I was about to close this gateGoing to bed to rest my head

Silver that was quite goodI always knew you wouldShow your ancient mug hereEven if you are giving Nothing a cheer

Yes it should be interesting to see the comment he leaves at my resortMaybe he ignore and still pretend he's in a basketball courtHoping know one seesHow he gets stuck for a certain part above his kneesOh gutter moment thereI know I'll never ruffle your hair

Yes it is quite amusing how you see things in a new lightAlso a bit of a frightAs you get more oldBut then that's only so I'm toldFrom certain people the are foundRhyming at my ground..hahahaha

Awww you're going to leave me bored at workNot coming to lurkWhile I guess you have to make some doughTo pay for all the groceries and gas you got today on the goDo you talk like an auctineerReally fast that I'd give a big cheerAs it be really funnyWhen you point at the signs and ask for who bids higher money

whats in the box, well its certainly not socksand for the record i won it on a blog, and its not big and rubber the size of a small log, at least not what i won, all in fun, nope it was nice things you rub on for lovin playin if you know what i am sayin, some even heats with friction, thats probaably poor diction, ahem, ahem, but thats enough about them...other than they work, but i dont have to worry about a stork...if i go any further there might be trouble and if T reads this there might be double so i better get to sleep, so not a peep...

I got my wild cat to scare the spiders awayAs he'll sit there and playThen eat them when he's doneHe thinks it's quite funhahaha maybe you could be a new auctioneerOne that talks in rhymes to give the bids a steerThat would be quite funnyWho knows you could make more moneyI can't believe you can't talk that fast thoughAt least your typing isn't slow

I think your words were a tad turned around there foxMaybe you should have said her socksI know what you meantMaybe you got confused by doing nothing as you vent

Oh you won it huh ok we'll pretend thatBut it gave lots of ammuntion to the catThe details I didn't really need to knowAs you gave plenty of details before you had to goMaybe the Fox got all turned onHe could be out doing something on the back lawn..LOLhahahaha Oh I wouldn't want to get you in troubleLet alone make it doubleSo I'll keep it on the down lowBut Betsy I just don't know

hahaha yes you work on thatI think the Fox's comment fell a bit flatAs it could mean one or the otherI'm sure he's thinking oh brotherGuess being flirtyWithout being dirtyGot him in a bit of a pickleBut no worries no one here is fickle

Oh look a new person with a rhymeIsn't that just a fun timeLets see if it has just begunOr if she'll get scared and run

hahahahaha oh that was greatEspecailly the crack using urinateNever thought of using that one during my rhymesSee you never know what comes of these fun timesOh I'll be on plugging the factsHopefully exposing it to new actsSo I'll surely readYou're new tale on your feedI'm sure Betsy will tooEven if she was offended by youhahaha which I know she was notAs that would take alot

Brian got some friction gooImagine the poems that will ensue...Hope he keeps it to the factsSo as not to offend this simple lass! ;)But I see the Fox has stopped by my placeAnd Betsy's been by tooAnd Brian is the best for chattingCat, what will I doIf you keep shouting out like thisI'll need an assistant too!But again, thanks everyoneFor making my days so much funSo much better than work you seeAll I ask is don't judge me :)Sometimes I get a little blueBut most days I'm on the upBut mostly in the Land of TashtooYou're graced with lots of luck :)And Betsy's playing Face it FactsCat, I think that's greatIf we keep this up before you know itThose ads will replicate!So back to work I must go nowAnd earn my meager payBut I'll find my way back somehowSo I can speak what I have to say.

Lets not and say we didListen to any poems about him lifting the lidOn that friction gooAs I wouldn't want to read that not even if wrote by youAs to the gutter I would goAnd don't really want to go to that showOffend youhahahahahaha oh TashtooYou are too funnyAs you make meager moneyBut I can relate to that for sureBut it beats a corner storeAs been there done thatWasn't all the great pay for Pathaha aren't I just so goodBet you didn't know I couldGet so many to come and goTo your little showFrom the rhymetime placeTo Face it Facts my aceNow if it will just fill to the brimThings wouldn't be grimSo lets replicate the crapOut of the ads in a rapAs I have a jingle coming as wellShould be funny as hellOh you got all difficult rhyme on me this timeBut that's not a crimeWait until my next postAs then I'll truly boast

Hi! Pat Hatt...This is my first-time posting at your place...I didn't know that you, are suppose to leave a rhyme as I state my case.Thank-you, for stopping by for a chat...I now follow you and Thank-you, for following me back.This entire conversation has been a blast!I truly hate to go, but I know that it can't last!DeeDee ;-D

friction gootoo funny youbut if the shoe fitsits worth wearingsee what you did patgot me all sharingbetter watch my commentson other blogs, you readin what i'm sayin, leaving me all explainin, strawberryflavored too, that slippery friction goo, but will keep it out my verse,though i could think of worse.

Think of worse...I'm not surprisedStrikes me as...one of those guys!:)And now a new poster too...dear cat what ever will you doSoon you'll need your own friction gooTo keep you doing what you gotta doFor we all desire shout outs you know,But now this chick has got to go!

Wow, I leave for a day and all kinds of stuff are relayed!Sounds like Brian's been having too much funBut it's with his wife so that shouldn't stun.

And yes, Mr. Fox I see what you were trying to sayI just thought "You could not be cuter" would have been the wayTo say what you meantWithout it getting bent.

And Dee Dee came by...I know her!She has a clever blogShe's brave to go through this slogHopefully she'll like to rhyme and come back another time.

Boy am I tiredThat auction was admiredBut we were short a clerkand that meant more work!I didn't even eat lunchand had to work a bunchthen walked in the door at 5 o'clockand although they didn't mockThey all said what's for dinnerSo I couldn't lingerin a chair to rest myselfBut had to see what's on the shelf!So I grilled some steaks and tossed a saladBet you love this little ballad!

I go out for a few hours and everything goes to hellBut now I'm here so I can rhyme a spellDeeDee thanks for visiting meYou don't have to rhyme but it's more fun you seeYou lasted longer than some that have stopped byDon't let the length of Natasha, Betsy, Brian or the Fox make you cryAs they've been here a whileAnd already have their own style

Wow Brian came back twice on the same rantThat friction stuff must have made things go higher than an antPlus got him all hot to trotOf course we have to remember the stuff he never "bought"Oh now gutter stuff is going through my headLook where one little comment leadYes I pick up on things every one statesAnd then the cat reiteratesSo as I lurk and move aboutYou better watch that which you shoutOr you might find yourself the subject of the dayTo your liking or maybe dismayYes I could also think or worseBut as with you I'll leave that out and not even curse

Will my friction glue be strawberry tooCan you promise that Tashtoohahahaha oh don't worry I can keep up quite wellEven if sometimes I need to watch how I spellOr Betsy will pick it outAnd do a little gloatWhile you give the facts a nice spot at your talesSo don't worry shoutouts will always come by the bailsThen you can pretend you are out there in the hayDrinking your wine all day

Yes you go away and everyone picked up the slackGoing on the rhyme attackSee you didn't leave me high and dryBored to death at work so I won't cryBrian does sound like he's having fun with the stuff he got for "free"But I'm not so sure about that last part just between you and me

See I knew you knew what he meantAnd I don't think he got too bentIf he did he'll get over it fastAs some more rhymes he'll soon cast

Betsy you're as bad as BrianKnowing everyone who comes a tryingTo rhyme at this little resortTo which I give each a retort

Wow you sound like you were worked to the boneBut at least your were in the zoneWorking up a storm all dayNot stopping for food or playhaha they couldn't cook for themselvesMaybe you should borrow some magic elvesThey make cookies and shoes if I remember correctThen them you could electThen you could rest in your chairAs those birds of yours sit and stareYes the ballad was like a rocketAlmost as good as Davy Crocketthaha had to put that inI know what a sin

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.