Commercial Break: Can someone check on Envirophone? We think they might be ill

Something odd has happened at Envirophone – they’ve either hooked up with a more ‘experimental’ advertising agency or they need to get their HQ tested for a carbon monoxide leak ASAP.

The usual affable Cockney character is still present and correct but he seems to have cloned himself and headed up to the top of a snow-capped mountain with his freshly-hatched gang of replicas.

Oh, and they’re singing some kind of weird song which is sort of like what the Champions League theme would sound like if Kraftwerk were put in charge of it. It doesn’t seem to make any sense at all, and for that reason, we’re giving it a BIG BITTERWALLET THUMBS UP!

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Marky M.

Fat London fist magnet bastard. I'd never use that company if they were the last one on earth.

It's still several times better than that piece of shit offering from Mazuma.
Honestly, their jingle rhymed at Christmas and that one was bad enough, now their latest one just sucks wrinkly old pensioner cock, receiving a mouthful of cheese to go with it!