*sigh*

Just once on Smackdown, I would like to see one of the women realize that a match being no disqualification is in her favor. Every time they pull this gimmick (inter-gender wrestling match, usually with a grudge of some sort), it seems to end up being a no-dq match, at which revelation the women invariably look more frightened than before. What the hell? If it’s no-dq, the women can fight dirty and get away with it. The men don’t need to fight dirty to win or humiliate, depending on the goal of the match. The women do. I have yet to see a woman in one of these matches kick her opponent in the nuts, or poke him in the eyes, or pull his hair, or bite, or come to the match armed with a baseball bat. All the women I know would do that in this situation. Why aren’t any of the women on the show doing it? (And, again, why have none of the women on Raw beaten Jerry Lawler senseless yet? I’d buy a PPV that consisted solely of that.)

Seriously, what’s up with that? Who’s writing this shit?

Also, Booker T needs to lose the diaper. It’s very distracting. More Paul London, more Paul Heyman, that’s what I want.