Katy Perry’s talking about her boobs again

Wow, it’s been nearly three months since Katy Perry talked about her boobs in an interview. Did she have laryngitis or something? She told the new issue of Rolling Stone:

“I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11. And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, ‘Please, stop, God. I can’t see my feet anymore. Please stop!’ I was a lot more rectangular then. I didn’t understand my body. Someone in sixth grade called me ‘Over-the-shoulder boulder holder.’ I didn’t know I could use them. So, what I did was, I started taping them down. How long did I tape them down for? Probably until I was about 19. And, no, I don’t have any psychological pain because of it.”

So praying to God will get you anything you want? OK, let’s try it: “Dear God, please stop Katy Perry from talking about her tits every time she hasn’t been in the press for five minutes or has something to promote. Also, if you wouldn’t mind, do you think you could throw in the occasional wardrobe malfunction? Seeing Katy’s tits is almost as impossible as seeing Big Foot or Michael Moore walk past a bakery and not go in. Thanks.”

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