Doin my bit to keep the SOB's honest

Kiakoura or Bust!!!

Situation: A 7.5 magnitude earthquake has struck the South Island causing massive damage to infrastructure. State Highway 1 has been closed due to massive landslips, isolating tourism dependent townships such as Kaikoura. Damage/reconstruction costs are estimated in the billions threatening NZ’s financial future/security.

Command: NZDF, Civil Defence, various other agencies. Due to lack of 1st hand experience in earthworks on such a large scale, top civilian personnel with the relevant experience will be found to oversee/advise this operation.