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Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains.
This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...

A tape recording of a private conversation between President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and visiting Pope Francis has been smuggled out of Turkey.
Released on the internet only last night, it is already causing severe embarrassment to all concerned. Th...

BROOKLYN - Hip hop rapper Shawn Carter, better known as Jay-Z, has just announced that he has decided to sell his ownership share in the NBA Brooklyn Nets.
Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the hip hop rapper...

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba.
They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered.
"Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately Justin Bieber has been giving Lindsay Lohan a bit of competition when it comes to the automobile department.
According to iRumors the Canadian singer has just found himself in a bit of hot water over talking on t...

Suspended Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen says his "I love Fidel Castro" remark was misinterpreted because his Spanish is the polar opposite of the Spanish dialect spoken by Cuban American in Miami.
"My Venezuelan Spanish is far more elegant...

MIAMI - The ownership of the Miami Marlins giving in to fan pressure from the Cuban-American community has issued a five game suspension to manager Ozzie Guillen.
Guillen, who spoke on Miami's Channel 123 using subtitles stated that he is very sor...

Rome - The Pope's private quarters had the full Bell, Book & Candle treatment today after minders found a red-haired voodoo doll stuffed inside a hidden crevice along with a handwritten billet-doux signed 'Love, Fidel'.
Vatican exorcists fear...

Ricky Martin now has a big hit on Broadway with Evita, and Ozzie Guillen has another flop in Miami with the Marlins.
Yes, the man whose mouth can barely form the right words in English went to Miami this year to manage a team where the franchise h...

MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!"
This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...

Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will be ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days.
Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar ne...

HAVANA - Ever since former Cuban President Fidel Castro entered into power in 1976 he's always had an eye on Libya's Muammar Gadhafi for archrival reasons.
According to a study done in world history by Professor Elitzer Spilliot of University of P...

Washington - (Gonads): The Old Gipper's gagging order is writ large all over the birth ceritificate, cryogenically sealed in a Pentagon bunker five miles below Seizure's Pal Arse in Nevada.
Today a sexagerian cathouse madam in Havana is threatenin...

I have just been handed a communique stating that former generalissimo of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has accepted an invitation to be a judge on American Idol, next summer.
The former antagoniser of Western states including USA has been recovering from a...

Havana, Cuba (BNSE): Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, delighted Cuba's Parliament with his first public appearance in over four years. A strong, healthy, and vigorous Castro amazed Cuba's leaders and the assembled press corps alike with his deep grasp o...

The President Fidel Castro automated impersonator has made its first reported appearance outside Havana since handing over power to Raul Castro in 2006.
Cuban television showed the realistic 83-year-old automaton leaving his own cold storage to vi...

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