15 May 2020 08:31:35
@glasgow green and oldkilly here is an old joke updated

A buxom blonde sees Steven Gerrard walking down a Glasgow street and runs over and says "Mr Gerrard you are a hero can I have your autograph" Gerrard graciously agrees but neither of them have any paper, undaunted the blonde replies "Stevie here sign on my BREASTS" Gerrard looks at her and says
"F. k off I have signed too many T1TS already"

15 May 2020 11:37:52
Larsson and kris Boyd bump into each other in Glasgow they have a few beers and decide to get a hooker. So they go and see one they like. Boyd goes up and asks, How much for a W***?, She replies £15, then Henrik asks, how much for a Superstar? 😂🍀.

15 May 2020 14:29:35
A man walks by a Celtic fan who is in tears.
The man asks why the Celtic fan is crying?
Celtic fan replies, see that fireball on the motorway?, it's a Rangers supporters bus.
Man replies, being a Celtic fan does this not make you happy?
Celtic fan replies, no mate I’m devastated, it was only half full 😃👍.