"Chavez also said Venezuela would "exercise its rights'' under the law in response to Robertson's remarks calling for his assassination. He has said his government could ask the United States to extradite Robertson."

All Pat Robertson said was "maybe we should take him out." For all we know, maybe he meant that Jackson should take Chavez to the Prom! Or maybe take him out to a Fat Bastard movie. Or to Arby's.

I'm sure Il Duce's complaint about Pat Robertson will go real, real far at the U.N. I mean, I think that's why John Bolton got the job, right? So he can tell dictators like Il Duce Chavez to 'F*ck Off.'

Note the Taipei Times photo, with Il Duce pointing his pointer finger, in what appears to be, Jackson's lapel. Yeah, there's no better way to convey diplomacy than sticking your index finger into someone. When someone does that to me, it usually results in me telling them 'Stick or point that index finger at me one more time and you'll be chewing the rest of your meals through a straw.'

Louis Jourdain: Co-conspirator or "naive"?

The elder Jourdain has proclaimed his son's innocence, saying that he was naive and "green."

...at 16 years old, Louis' age, you're no longer naive. At the age of 9 or 10, yeah, you probably are naive. But not at 16 - sorry "Chief", I'm not buying it.

[Louis] Jourdain was arrested a week after the shootings. Federal authorities said hundreds of e-mails and instant messages between Jourdain and Weise allegedly show they conspired in a plot to attack the high school and other locations on the Red Lake reservation in northern Minnesota.

Please Stop Toasting Your Doggy!

I love dogs, and some cats. This is for the dog owners. Please stop taking your dog jogging with you even though it is 6 or 7PM at night. It still is too hot for them if the temperature is in the mid-70's.

Don't believe me? Then don't wear your little jogging shorts and mini-T's and instead, put on a nice, thick, heavy jacket and two pairs of jogging pants. See how long it takes for you to have your tongue hanging out of your mouth like The Fat Bastard eyeing a pie.

Leave the dog at home with the AC on, and a nice, chilled gimlet. Okay, booze is not good for dogs, the gimlet is a joke.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Elections, Hugo Chavez, and Stupid, Stupid Liberals

Once again last week, when I think I may lack something to write about, I just flip the radio dial to the local Liberal Air(head) America station, and tune in Castrati Boi Mikey Mawwoy (that's Malloy, for those of you who wonder to whom I refer). He was talking with his program producer and wife, Kathy. (Hmmmm, I wonder what the age difference is between those two - the Old Coot Castrati Boi and Kathy - 10-15, maybe 20 years - but I digress). I can guess that she is the producer because either no one else could stand to be in the same studio with this Anti-Semitic Dumb Ass, or that others have tried and have been fired. Again, I digress.

They got to discussing the Hugo Chavez elections, and both noted how Chavez had won more elections than "W", and that Chavez's elections were more "legitimate". Again, the not-too-terribly-intelligent Castrati Boi was talking (as usual) out of his butt.

Had Chavez been a Republican candidate running in the United States, surely (Shirley for the Old Coot) the likes of Castrati Boi and his Leftist Ilk Crime Family would have done what the Left did in 2000 in Florida and 2004 in Ohio; they would have challenged the election results. But no, the Lefty's love a Dictator.

"Officials from the National Electoral Council said that, with 94% of ballots counted, Mr Chavez had 58% of the vote.

Opponents rejected the outcome as a fraud, insisting they had won.

But former US President Jimmy Carter endorsed the results, saying they tallied with the findings of his referendum monitoring team."

94% of the ballots and 58% of the vote? Geez, Bubba would've killed (well, he did kill, but that's another story) for those results. And of course, Jim-mah Kah-ter, another Dictator Lover, has to put his peanut two-cents worth into the issue.

"A spokesman for the Democratic Co-ordinator opposition coalition, Henry Ramos Allup, said fraud and "gross manipulation" had taken place.

"We categorically reject the results," he said."

See, there was voter fraud in Venezuela, but let's not just take the word of one source, the BBC, no matter how reliable they may be.

According to Front Page Magazine Jim-mah gives credibility to electing dictators, supporting them and not questioning those elections:

"...his expertise comes from giving credibility to terrorists and tyrants, like Yasser Arafat and Hugo Chavez."

"The presidential election victory in Venezuela of Hugo Chavez, a former Lieutenant Colonel who led an abortive coup nearly seven years ago, has provoked relatively little consternation from foreign multinationals and the country's ruling class.

Chavez, who campaigned as the champion of the poor and the scourge of the "oligarchy," settled in rapidly to the role of a responsible statesman, determined to uphold the integrity of Venezuela's constitutional order and the soundness of capitalist investment."

Gee, last I read Chavez hasn't helped the poor and downtrodden at all. And he's become the oligarchy, not raged against it. Everything changes when you become the Kommandant, doesn't it?

"Washington also congratulated Chavez on his "impressive electoral victory." Having denied him a visa only a few years ago because of his role in the 1992 coup attempt, a White House spokesman expressed confidence in his dedication to the Venezuelan constitution and free market policies, and sent Chavez assurances that a visa would now be granted."

The above was written in December 1998. Let's think real hard now...who was the President then...Gor--nope, not him. Bus--nope not Bush. Hmmmmm, let me put on my thinking cap. Oh yeah - that's right - it was BUBBA! And someone in his administration congratulated Chavez. I guess the adage Honor Among Thieves does hold true.

The final paragraph in the WSW article notes:

"The collapse of Venezuela's two-party system and the coming to power of Chavez, like the crisis sweeping Chile with the detention in London of ex-dictator Augusto Pinochet, are indications of a profound revolutionary crisis that is taking shape once again on the Latin American continent."

See, this is what the Lunatic Left Crime Families like Castrati Boi, SAW, Fat Eddy and the others want to happen here in the U.S. They want a collapse of our two-party system. But they only want theirLiberal Party to be the one in control. I ask, who harped the loudest over Ralph Nader running as a Third Party? It sure wasn't the Right. No, the Left Fringe was the most vocal, anti-Nader group out there. My, how inclusive they are not!

The Chavez Government continues to repress the opposition. I guess repression is a Left Fringe Crime Family Value.

Further, according to the VCRISIS (Venezuelan News and Analysis):

2004 September 07 - Two Venezuelan academics claim to have found statistical evidence of fraud in last month's referendum on President Hugo Chavez, fueling the opposition's claims of a rigged vote and raising the possibility that despite Mr. Chavez's victory, the country's tense standoff will continue.

The claims were made Sunday by Ricardo Hausmann, a professor at Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government and former chief economist at the Inter-American Development Bank, and Roberto Rigobon, a professor of applied economics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's Sloan School of Management. [Surely the Left can't say that the Harvard U JFK School of Government is an arm of the Conservative School of Thought, can they? -DD]

The pair issued a report that tried to measure the possibility that the vote was clean using two separate analyses of the official results. In both cases, they said, the chances of a clean vote were less than one in 100.

Members of a civic group called Sumate that organized the referendum, which Mr. Chavez won by a 59% to 41% margin, seized on the study to suggest Mr. Chavez had won by tampering with the electronic-voting machines used in the contest. "We don't think the truth about the referendum has been revealed yet," Alejandro Plaz, a spokesman for Sumate, told reporters in presenting Mr. Hausmann's study Sunday. Sumate requested help from the academics in analyzing the referendum data but didn't pay for the study.

Mr. Chavez's government reacted with disbelief to the claims, saying the opposition's previous claims of fraud had so far proved incorrect. Vice President Jose Vicente Rangel said members of the Atlanta-based Carter Center and the Organization of American States had already validated the result. "No one believes in their theories anymore because three weeks have gone by and they haven't been able to prove anything," Mr. Rangel said.

Members of the Carter Center and the OAS were unreachable for comment yesterday.

* Carter's people counted votes at fewer than 1 percent of the polling stations, which, instead of being selected at random, as originally anticipated, were selected by Venezuelan officials.

Even then, only 76 of the previously agreed 192 ballot boxes were counted, with either opposition witnesses or international observers present at only 26 out of the 76 boxes reviewed.

* The Chavez-controlled National Electoral Council (CNE) forbade access to the tallying centers, not only to Carter's people but also to representatives of the opposition, and even to the two members of the CNE who opposed Chavez.

* Two professors from Harvard and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology issued a report concluding that there was at least a 99 percent chance the election was a fraud. The audited sample (Carter's) was simply not a random sample, the professors concluded.

Various independent exit polls showed that Chavez had lost the vote by 59 percent to 41 percent, instead of Chavez's contention that he had won by that margin.

"Jimmy Carter, in effect, provided a seal of approval for a left-wing demagogue intent on destroying democracy in Venezuela even as he seeks to extend his ideology to other parts of Latin America," Zuckerman charged. "Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was correct when she pointed out that Chavez is a danger not just to Venezuela but to much of Latin America. Very soon, we must translate those wise words into an effective policy."

So there you have multi-sources reaching the same conclusions over a period of about four years. And the above is what you won't hear from Castrati Boi, SAW, or Fat Eddy.

The Fat Bastard Pays for Common Sense

I guess when you bilk the public out of their hard earned cash for as many years as The Fat Bastard has done, with his skewed, filtered, and fictional "documentaries", you can pay people to help you do what most people simply know.

Moore joins fat farm in Florida

Fahrenheit 9/11 creator Michael Moore is seeking to trim the fat, reports The New York Post.

The portly propagandist is doing a stint at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Aventura, also known as the ``fat farm for the rich.''

Moore is learning how tocook healthy meals and exercise and attending classes on "life re-education.'' [AKA, WHAT MOST OF US LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS: DIET AND EXERCISE TO US "UNWASHED". - DD]

The program starts at $3,800 a week and promises enrolees they'll ''learn a new approach to eating,'' ''never have to diet again'' and can lose up to 12 pounds in the first three weeks.

The facility also has "cosmetic/medical treatments, such as intense pulsed light, Botox injections and Restylane."

$3,800 per week. That's $15,200 per month (or four weeks). That's $95 dollars per hour, based upon a 40-hour work week.

The minimum wage is $5.15 per hour. That's $206 per week, based upon a 40-hour work week. That's $824 per month (or for four weeks).

Now really, who but the Fat Bastard can afford to spend that kind of dough? And he's doing it with the money the public paid for the price of movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets are paying for the Fat Bastard to stay ever-so comfortable at a FAT FARM! How much more pathetic can a person get.

Hey, Fat Bastard, if you really are a "champion" of the little guy, as you pretend, will you be donating the same amount you're spending at the FAT FARM to a non-political charity?

Labor Day is coming up. The MDA Telethon will be asking for our donations to research and, one day, hopefully cure MDA.

HEY FAT BASTARD - Continued

Since I'm in-shape, trim, and in good health, I thought I'd make you salivate:

Prime Rib...Mmmmmm, delicious! I had a couple slices of seven layer chocolate cheesecake the other day...Drool.......Yum! And Godiva Chocolates....Wonderful. Foie Gras....bet you miss it, don't you, FAT BASTARD. Surf n turf...the food at Cannes...the food in L.A., the fine eateries in Manhattan. Chicago Pizza! Mmmmmmmm.....so luscious, so Yummy, SO NO LONGER ON 'WHAT THE FAT BASTARD CAN EAT' PAGE!

Just think - ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT THEM AGAIN! Yeah, the FAT CAMP may teach you that you can eat SMALLER PORTIONS of your favorite foods, but we all know you won't be able to do that. You'll lack the WILLPOWER to only have one portion. You'll want to STUFF THAT FAT BASTARD FACE OF YOURS - right?

The FAT BASTARD could've gone double occupancy for $2,900 per Week, but no -- but no -- the FAT BASTARD went for single occupancy for the $3,800 per Week. And after all, why should anyone have to suffer with the FAT BASTARD as their roomie?

Anyone on the "inside" of Pritikin Fat Farm want to dish me the info on the FAT BASTARD? I GUARANTEE TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANONYMITY.

Well, they did hear those terms, they just never bothered to rant about it because they would be criticizing their own. Fat Eddy, apparently suffering the effects of what sounded to me like a hangover, sputtered out, among gasps, his incredulity over the Robertson remark. Fat Eddy went on to say how we should pacify Venezuela for their...for their...OIL! For their OIL! Excuse me, but I thought the Left was against Big Oil...you know - Bush, Cheney, Halliburton. Once again the pot calls the kettle black.

A Tale of Two Talk Show Hosts: Quite interesting on two very different programs yesterday. Michael Savage asked the question on his show, "was there more blood shed because we (the U.S.) entered into a war too early or too late." Any reasonable person knows the answer is "too late". Castrati Boy, as usual, condemned Pat Robertson to hell, called "Christianity a gutter religion", and basically compared Chavez to a benevolent dictator. Well, what do you expect from someone who rants anti-Semitic rhetoric ("Kathy, what night last week did we have 'The Jew' on [the program]."), and champions the Palestinian cause over and above the plight of the Jews in Gaza? Why hasn't the ADL gone after this gutless bastard?

Another great "eat their own momemt" from the Castrati Boy is how fast the Left cannibalizes their own. For instance, his rant on Joe Andrew, former DNC Chairman and his new job with Diebold. Castrati Boy, I believe, called Andrew a traitor and a "pig", of course, everyone is a "pig" to the Castrati Boy. He's likely called his wife and children a "pig" when they didn't goose-step along side with him. And here's a kicker, the dumbass Castrati didn't even know who Andrew was until a listener sent him an e-mail! Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, this Castrati Boy.

Also, per the Widdle Castrati Girl, Fox News is "all whores" - even his Liberal buddy Alan Combs. Well Castrati Girl, it would take one to know one, as well as project your own whore-ism onto others. No, no, no - it's everyone at Air(head) America that are whores. Tell us, Castrati Girl, were you not on the board of directors for Air(head) America or its parent company? WHAT DID YOU KNOW AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW IT regarding the embezzlement of money from the Gloria Wise Foundation? What did you know and when did you know it with regard to all the other Bad Debt incurred by AA or its parent company? Why hasn't this money, to date, been paid back? Aha - the DEADBEAT CHANNEL, Air(head) America. Yeah, the DEADBEAT CHANNEL: Run by DEADBEATS, FOR DEADBEATS, WITH DEADBEATS FOR ON-AIR PERSONALITIES.

So if I understand the rationale of the Left correctly, is goes something like this: Hitler bad, Augusto Pinochet bad, Pope Benedict bad and a Nazi, Bush bad. Castro good, Saddam Hussein good, Chavez good. Liberal Party Members good; bad should they defect. Lies under Bush, bad; lies under Clinton, irrelevant. All people who disagree with the Left, bad and "pigs". Hmmm, sounds like the old Politburo Mentality. What good company for them.

Mr. Robertson, you have nothing for which to apologize. If what you said was said by someone on the Left, and said it about one of their targets, that person would be getting praise and kudos for having the "guts to speak their mind" or "not being afraid to say what everyone else is thinking."

Born To Play a Zombie!

Holy Hanna! Is it just me, or should Tom Lantos be cast as the lead Zombie in the next Zombie movie that George A. Romero makes?

Maybe some costume maker will come up with the Tom Lantos mask in time for Halloween this year. Tell me that face wouldn't scare the crap out of you?

I will give Mr. Lantos credit for recognizing the corruption within the U.N.

Asked about US policy on allowing new permanent members into the UN Security Council, he said that he expected India and Japan to become members, "once the UN has cleaned up its act with regard to corruption."

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Marketing Genius: Dolce & Gabbana

D&G is brilliantly executing their 'pubic pants', for no other reason than some of the Conservative Radio Talk Hosts (Neal Boortz for one, and others) can't stop talking about it. It reminds me of a Simpsons Halloween Episode where the Doughnut Lard Lad Boy (no, not Flabbius Maximus), and other Springfield advertisement icons came to life and wreaked destruction on the town. It was only after Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson sang the song "Just Don't Look" (in other words, pay no attention), and the icons will simply expire and die from lack of attention; and they did.

I gotta give a nod to D&G, they know what they're doing in their marketing department.

If they really wanted to make their 'pubic pants' even more notorious, they'd have used This Guy as their pubic baring, bloated model. Of course, Two Dogs would banish me from his site, and I don't want that. So I won't Photo Shop the Fat Man wearing pubic pants. I'll leave it to your imagination. (Yuck! My eyes! They burn! They burn!)

One Medium Ice Cream Cone...

"That'll be $1.75." A DOLLAR-SEVENTY FIVE for a medium sized fuggin' ice cream cone at Dairy Queen! The lady in line ahead of me, the other day, ordered a children size dipped cone, and I didn't fully hear her, but she remarked "A Dollar Thirty (something) for a CHILD'S CONE?" Holy Sheeeeet!

Monday, August 22, 2005

And Somehow R-E-S-P-E-C-T is Spelled B-I-L-L C-L-I-N-T-O-N?

The latest spin from the Lunatic Left is that President Bush doesn't have respect for women because he won't meet (Again!) with Cindy Sheehan. Nice try, but sorry Lefty's, it won't work. Listening to the Extreme Left Crime Family Talk Radio Talking Head's "Best Of Shows" over the weekend, their mantra is "Bush not respecting women". Expect this to continue.

You mean, he doesn't respect women, say - oh, I don't know - the way Bill Clinton respects women? Is this the type of respect you speak about? The Left was noticeably absent for eight years while Bubba completely and deliberately disrespected women. And not only for the Clinton Crime Family two terms. We all have heard of how Bubba treated women, not only as president, but also as both Attorney General, and later, Governor of Arkansas. Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broderick, Monica Lewinsky - to name a few. Let alone, the disrespect Bill Clinton has of women with regard to how he treated his own wife.

"On August 13, based on a tip from a telephone company employee, The Manchester Union Leader reported that Senator Kennedy had charged 17 long distance telephone calls to his credit card during the hours he claimed to be "in shock" after the accident.

- One of the calls Kennedy made from the ferryhouse was to Mary Jo Kopechne's parents. The Senator, however, neglected to mention that he was the driver of the accident car when he called to report their daughter's death. Instead, they learned that information later from a wire service story.

- The Kopechnes found Kennedy's evasiveness and lack of candor baffling. "We didn't even know she was with Kennedy - that kind of upset us," Joe Kopechne said. "There we were, the last to know."

Now certainly there are those on the Right who've had their extramarital affairs, divorced and remarried, etc, etc. But nothing compared to the blatant disrespect that the Left has towards women.

Again, we see the Left PROJECTING their own failures and inadequacies onto others, with regard to disrespecting women. Disrespecting them directly as I've noted above. And indirectly, as Madeline Albright, Janet Reno and others, all who willingly carried his mantra of "I did not have extramarital sexual relations." Clinton lied to Albright, Reno and the others. They believed him, or pretended they did. Then they did their best to act surprised when the truth came out.

The silence from the National Organization of Women from 1992 to 2000 was eardrum crushingly loud. Maybe its a trade-off? Maybe NOW and similar organizations give their silent complicity in order to keep Abortion At All Costs? Or National Health Care?

As usual the Left can and does remain deafeningly silent when their own party members violate the rights of others. Only when they think it can be used against their political opposition do they vocalize their projection.

No surprise here by me or anyone else attune to how the Left operates. Just another issue they themselves are guilty of, and are either willingly silent when it comes to criticizing their own, or a willing partner of their own conspiracy.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Putin: I'm Your Ice Cream Man...

The president tried to pay for the ice cream with a thousand-ruble note (which is a note of the largest value in Russia, it equals about $40), but the salesgirl said that she did not have so much change. "Will this do?" - the president asked and reached out a 500-ruble note. Putin did not wait for the answer, took the ice cream and returned in the car. "He did not even take the change," the salesgirl said.

Helios Crash Update

The German pilot, who called in a technical problem at 14,000 feet, appeared to be another mystery added to the mix. Described as a loner with few friends and a host of personal problems, his body appears to be still missing.

The mystery deepened when the plane entered the Athens Flight Information Region (FIR). Under the watchful eye of two Greek F16s, somehow the Helios plane moved out of autopilot where it had been circling over Athens airport for at least two or three rounds and headed off slightly to the north west before reportedly running out of fuel and crashing into a mountain.

If there was someone in the cockpit trying to veer the plane away from Athens, why didn't they use the radio to try and make contact?

And:

Timeline box:

As released by the Greek government.

9am (0600 GMT) Helios Airlines Flight ZU522, a Boeing 737, with 115 passengers and six crew members on board takes off from Larnaca International Airport in Cyprus, heading for Athens, Greece, and then Prague, Czech Republic.

10.30am (0730 GMT) The Greek Defence Ministry issues a Renegade alert, a standard aviation procedure when a plane fails to respond to the control tower.

10.55am (0755 GMT) Two F-16 fighter jets scramble to locate airliner.

11.20am (0820 GMT) Fighter jets make visual contact with the Cypriot jet over Aegean island of Kea, but are unable to communicate with pilots.

11.25am (0825 GMT) Fighter jets approach the plane and report that the co-pilot of the Cypriot plane appears unconscious in the cockpit, while the other pilot was absent. Oxygen masks also seem to have been activated in the plane.

12.05pm (0905 GMT) Airliner crashes near coastal town of Grammatiko, about 40 kilometres north of Athens.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Little Nicky Gone: The Ends Justify The Means, By All Accounts!

For those of you who have never heard this man speak, or read his idle writings, consider yourselves blessed individuals. No other human can drone on and on and on without saying anything, or making a point, better than Komrade Koleman.

Seems like good, old AA owes everybody money these days. Can a bankruptcy filing be in the works? Will this impact sales of the O'FrankenFailure's new book, due out this October? We all will be watching very closely, waiting for the implosion. "I'm not able to, ahhhhhhh, com-com-com-com-comment on this....ahhhhhh, urrrrrrr, ahhhh, at this-at this-at this-ahhhhh, ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time........."

Keeping Osama Comfortable

Of course, the MSM is too busy covering Cindy Sheehan and Company, to spend much time on this story. We all know, Bubba & Company simply could do no wrong.

"We had to build an ergonomically designed chair to put him in, [for] special comfort in terms of how he was shackled into the chair," Scheuer explained. "They even worried about what kind of tape to gag him with so it wouldn't irritate his beard."

Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Twitchy and Blinky Show

Twitchy: Hi Blinky. Blinky: Hi Twitchy. Twitchy: What are you doing today? Blinky: I'm blinking repeatedly in rapid succession and bringing documents to President Carter. Twitchy: Blinky, Jimmy Carter isn't the president anymore. Blinky: He's not, Twitchy? Twitchy: No. Blinky: I guess I mean President Clinton, then. Twitchy: But he's not the president anymore either! Blinky: He's not? Twitchy: No. The President now is George W. Bush. Blinky: Well should I bring these documents to him? Twitchy: No. You should bring them to Sandy Burglar. Blinky: Oh. Okay. What are you doing today Twitchy? Twitchy: I'm twitching and avoiding the press. Blinky: Why are you avoiding the press, Twitchy? Twitchy: I don't want to have to answer as to why I helped put up communication firewalls between intelligence agencies. Blinky: Oh. That sounds serious. Twitchy: It is serious Blinky. It could all come back to haunt me. Blinky: Haunt you? That sounds scary! Twitchy: Not as scary as being held accountable! You're lucky you left after Clinton's first term. Blinky: You think so, Twitchy? Twitchy: Yes Blinky. Can you keep a secret? Blinky: I think so, Twitchy. Twitchy: We had information during Clinton's second term that Osama Bin Laden was planning some sort of attack on the United States, but we didn't do anything about it. Blinky: Couldn't you get in trouble for that, Twitchy? Twitchy: I (twitches violently) think so. That's why I'm hiding out in leather lesbian bars in Florida. Blinky: I wish I could hide out in leather lesbian bars in Florida, Twitchy. Twitchy: It's not as glamorous as it sounds, Blinky. Blinky: Well could I at least drive around in a little red pick up truck like you do, Twitchy? Twitchy: I don't know, Blinky, driving tanks around Waco and over innocent, small children is more fun! Blinky: Can we grab some little Cuban kids that come to America seeking political asylum and return them back to Castro, Twitchy? Twitchy: Sure! I cornered the market on that! Blinky and Twitchy: Heh heh heh heh heh! Twitchy: That'll grab a lot of media attention away from the fallout from the 9/11 commission that is making us look bad! Blinky and Twitchy: Heh heh heh heh heh! Twitchy: Because we all know I can't comment on an ongoing investigation. Blinky: And as long as its ongoing forever, you never have to comment on it! Twitchy: That's right, Blinky! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! Blinky: Twitchy, you're starting to twitch very violently again. Twitchy: I'm practicing, it's all just an act for sympathy, Blinky. Blinky: Oh, that's very clever of you, Twitchy! Twitchy: We're into the second Bush term and we're still covering up for the Clinton Crime Family, Blinky. Blinky: The legacy continues, Twitchy! Twitchy and Blinky: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Belated

I'm Just Asking (me); Regarding Pat Summerall

On ABC's "Nightline" last night they ran a piece on Pat Summerall and his liver transplant of 2004. Summerall, 75, said he brought on his liver problems himself by years of alcoholism. Now, I'm not saying he shouldn't have received the liver. But I have to ask, was he the most ill and most needy recipient of the liver?

Two Fine Movie Picks

Two of my favorite films run tonight.

"The Andromeda Strain" runs at 4:30PM CDT today on the Sundance Channel. One of the finest films ever made, as well as one of the finest by director Robert Wise. A group of scientists investigate an alien virus. Non-stop, edge of the seat, thriller!

"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles", the consummate John Hughes film, starring the late John Candy and a fine performance by Steve Martin. On Women's Entertainment Channel, 7PMCDT.

And the above is hardly a complete list of those who died while Clinton lied. Remember Waco?

Here's an image I pilfered from the (unfortunately) defunct New Eagle Blog that I found on the Google archives. It is unretouched by me, and as far as I know, anyone else. Hmmm, do you think this sign was made prior to or after George W. Bush was elected president?

Widdle Panties All in A Bunch!

Poor Widdle Castrati Boy Mikey Mawwoy! His panties are in a tight bundle over conservative talk show host Mike Gallagher taking a bus load of people down to Crawford, Texas exercising their free speech. The Gallagher people took a position across from Cindy Sheehan, shouting their opinion of "We don't care", responding to the media coverage of Ms. Sheehan being used by the extreme Liberal Left as a propaganda tool. I've listened to the Gallagher program. The guy has a big heart and I can't imagine that their chant was directed at Ms. Sheehan or loss of her son. Here is more of what "We Don't Care" about, but it's easier to ignore this for Widdle Mikey The Castrati Boy Mawwoy and give credence to something where none exists. So typical Lunatic Left Wing Fringe.

So Mawwoy got all bent out of shape on his Monday night program. Boo-hoo! "President Bush needs to meet with Cindy Sheehan..." - but the Left fails to end that sentence with the word "AGAIN", since he did meet with her last year. Yeah, the Left seems to omit that fact from every instance of reporting on Ms. Sheehan.

From a guy who calls anyone who disagrees with him a "pig", and a guy who says "Hell waits for (insert name of person/group disagreeing with Mawwoy here)," Mawwoy The Offender was Offended. How Sweet the Irony!

Oh, and Mawwoy invoked the name of Jesus as well with "Love Thy Neighbor" and implying how the Gallagher Group doesn't, considering what they did with "We Don't Care". Would this be the same "love" you have Mawwoy for those who disagree with you? Hardly. Please explain, Mr. Hypocrite.

I think it was about two weeks ago a caller to the Mawwoy show named Jeff said the Left has to be held to the same standards of accuracy as Mawwoy holds the Right. And then Jeff just nailed the Castrati Boy to the wall and Mikey abruptly ended the call and was noticeable twistingly pissed that a caller got the better of him. Good call Jeff! My guess is Castrati Boy Mawwoy doesn't allow many callers like Jeff to get through with an intensive call screening process.

We do care Mikey, we care about Cindy Sheehan, her son, and anyone that is the parent of someone in the military, as well as those in the military. What "We Don't Care" about is the blatant lies and hate that spew from the likes of you and the people you use as a tool of propaganda because you don't have the guts to do it yourself.