I'm pretty sure you've heard of Angry Birds by now. It's a game where you fling vengeful birds across a screen so you can murder other animals, who cooked up and ate the birds' young. It's a pretty sick game but people seem to dig it, and now you sickos can enjoy it on the Wii and Wii U later this year.

Angry Birds Trilogy will feature Angry Birds, Angry Birds Seasons, and Angry Birds Rio, as well as new levels, and Wii U GamePad remote play with touch screen controls. It'll also have birds in it -- they may or may not be angry, it really just depends on how they're feeling that day.