Sell Bitcoin…Buy Tulip Bulbs!

As Bitcoin is still at a very high level historically, it is considered worthwhile for those hapless individuals (not us) who bought Bitcoin in the recent past to make a tactical switch on opportunity cost grounds into Tulip Bulbs. After all, there has not been a major tulip bulb speculative mania since the 17th Century, and it is thought that now might be the time, especially since we are in the age of the everything bubble, thanks to our munificent and all-empowering Central Bankers.

Conclusion: Anyone holding Bitcoin should take advantage of the bounce of the past day or so and switch immediately into Tulip Bulbs.