Someone give this guy a medal!

We have White People Problems, in America. That' s what we have.,
White People Problems. You know what that is? That' s where
you' re lite is amazing, so you just make shit up to be upset about
People in other countries have real problems., Like T""' "Oh, shit.
They' re 'fa oft all our heads, today!" Things like that.
Here, we make shit up to be upset about Like T""' "How come
I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? its bullshit.
I shouldn' t have to do that. I' m American."