>>66172394"Listen, I don't know what your culture was like where you grew up but I am an anointed knight of the church. I will not stand by while you tarnish my reputation with your crude gestures. Do that again and I'll draw my blade."

>>66172394>probably gets ass slapped as he's sitting on a tall stool>otherwise, try to hide the surprise that she actually bent down just to slap the booty instead of kicking it like most hoomans do>anyway, insult her for the inappropriate touchingFuck you too!

>>66172394I hate this problem, especially the 'girlfriend's ass' one, because there's no response that ends well unless the target is a coward (which he might be).>Doing nothing makes you look spineless, even if you're simply not interested in a fight>Like fuck someone playing grabass is gonna apologize once confronted verballyWhat are you supposed to do, demand he apologize and then flip him the bird when he refuses?

>>66172394Writing a neural comm towards the captain, who is proably right next to the whole thing how annoyed he is about his stupid trade-"Get rich fast" ideas that bring them to those borderworlds, that he is a married man with two kids at home and a man can only be groped by so many muscelgirls before giving in.

Toward the girls he tries to convey that he isn't interested while gesturing wildly

>>66173588I could ask you the same thing. I'm not sure what they're from (Some ERPer's ever-growing cottage setting? A lewd webcomic? An artist's little pets?) but there are recurring characters, like Sam there.

>>66175134Sometimes characters get commissioned so often they become essentially public property, I’ve seen it happen with that one fat-chested redheaded Barbarian bitch (not Rowena, the one that begins with a T) and Charlotte of Drawthread (in)fame. They get drawn because everyone else is drawing them.

>>66176570I don't have a problem going to the floor with someone in a fight or even getting ragdolled by a guy who weighs 100 pounds more than me to make a point, but how am I supposed to deal with the police? They tend to take offense to stuff like that.

>>66172394depends on the character, my bard would get flirty, my ranger would check if she had a mosquito on her ass, and my venerable gnome artificer would probably drop to 0 HP with a broken pelvis XD

>>66177976>Leans his entire body forward, ensuring his weapon "covers" as much of his own body from the enemy as possible>Charges in without even a single moment of hesitation, only stopping in the optimal attack range (he can strike the enemy, the enemy can't strike him)>Unorthodoxly carries his weapon in his powerful beak>Irregular headmovements mean his attacks are unpredictable while he can at the same time parry against incoming attacks from any angle>Has no time for such romanticized affairs as honor and chivalry, goes straight for the throat of an unarmed enemy>Doesn't fall into the barbarism of brutalizing a fallen foe, insteads he halts and keeps a close eye on his surroundingsGive this man a promotion! That's exactly the kind of gusto that makes a good officer.

>>66173263>Doing nothing makes you look spineless, even if you're simply not interested in a fightLike I give a fuck. It's my girlfriend's fight, not mine. If she feels like asserting herself, she can do as she please. If she feels like being treated like some whore, she can delete my phone number and enjoy being fucked raw by Tyrone. >B-But muh chivalry, muh manhoodMy girlfriend's fight, not mine. I'm not going to lose teeth because she can't tell some mongrel to keep his paws to himself.

>>66172394Depends, if on a covert mission he woukd simoly behave as the figure he plays. If on official inquisitoral mission, he would at first stop for a moment, look at her soul and then laugh. Then he would go away and leave the arbitators or the guards do their role.>>66172481The same as above but my character will think her as mutant and take a bit of pity. The guards will teach her reverence for the Inquisition as well, but as a mutant she will be lucky if she survives that.>>66175103He would join him and use the moment to raise morale by telling some good stories.

>>66178452Kenku are weird critters. Their voices were stolen from them, so they have no language of their own, put they're perfect mimics of anything g they've ever heard. They have no names themselves, just a sound they make that signifies "me" and other people (who have languages) give them a name that describes the sound.

This character's sound-name is the sound of a man choking his life out after having his throat slit, so his first human friend called him "Throat-Cutter". He's an inquisitive and rather direct dude. His life's work is to collect every sound in the human tongue and then teach them to every kenku he meets so that the Kenku can speak in words again.

He's also an incorrigible pussy hound and since he can't reproduce with anything but another Kenku he gives no shits about the species of his partners.

Considering my character is an elderly man totally done with everyone's shit, he'd probably just wave his bodyguard over to threaten her. Bodyguard might fancy her, though, so not sure where that'd go.

>>66172394Gets baffled as to how the telepathic alien mantis has developed ass cheeks. And then probably even more confused as to why the tasty human challenged the 7ft tall insect with meter long stabby arms to a fight (at least he assumes thats what she wanted)

>Drow Bard IllusionistSeethe internally but compose herself, making smalltalk so she can find a way to pay the barbarian back later for her uncouth nature Stealing the mugs she drinks from and replacing it with an illusion for example

>Nord Cleric of MaraMistakes it for courtesy among the Nord, although it does not keep her from giving the lass a good punch to the face. Will then proceed to slap other Nord women on their rear who she comes across She's born outside of Skyrim and she just recently returned.

Depends of what type of paladin are we talking about. My 5e oath of vengeance one would have no problems here, but my pathfinder paladin literally has a "I will be temperate in my actions and moderate in my behavior." thing in his oath

>>66172394She asks if "it's ma'am" over there has a cute sister. If so, try to arrange a threesome, if not, offer to let her eat her out, but she ain't reciprocating with that beast. If all else fails, she'll summon her stand and teach her a thing or 2 about manners.

>>66172394Return the favor. Dude's not gonna let an ass smacking go unanswered unless he can't help it.>>66172481Collapse as his pelvis fucking disintegrates. He still makes a spirited attempt to return the favor before death takes him though.

>be me>be Goliath bard recently kicked out of village because too much of a bitch to fight>try to get laid, but no dice>gets slapped on ass by image posted>cry as I finally have someone to connect with>wake up>God damn it I was under a dream spell

Actually real talk for a minute, I'm socially awkward as fuck, and then when my homie talks me into going out, and some chick goes and fondles my ass and hides behind what I assume is her boyfriend, what am I supposed to do in that scenario? Go beat the fuck out of her boyfriend or what?

>>66197728My gut feeling that I didn't have time for that bullshit was right then. Funny story, few hours later and some random African dude was my best friend ever, and I ended up getting thrown out of a much harder place.

>BardHe would probably be turned into a heap of broken bones. He is not a strong man.>RogueHe'd probably be a bit startled before cussing repeatedly under his breath, paranoid of her being some kind of spy from the spy kingdom.>PaladinHe'd stare at her and probably cast a healing spell as she clings her hand, broken from slapping a massive, solid, rock hard, ass-plate.

>>66176245Bruh, if only you knew the truth. It's like conspiracy level insanity with characters that are drawn a lot. There's this place called requestdenied that engages in filling up artist commission slots with the same few characters, so when a new OC pops up and gets a lot of art very fast, there you go.

>>66172394Permanently spend some AP to curse her for the rest of her life. Maybe impotency a swollen tongue or backpain. Maybe curse her entire tribe and ruin their harvest for a year or two. Or let them only birth crippled children.

>>66172394Well since my character is a (high charisma) tiefling slut asshole bard level 7 thief level 5, she would probably say "2 platinum for a tumble, 7 gold for a dance, honey." then make a 'tss' sound while poking her own asscheeck with a finger and then say "hotter than a hellfire bomb, sweet tits."

>>66172394Be surprised because she didn't expect the barbarian liked young girls. She'd still lean into it if ax-fuck goes for the ass rub.>>66172481Is it Tuesday already, onesan?>>66175103Sip tea and try to remember when to hold out her pinkie. While sweating profusely, because she only pretends to be fancy and wants his classy ass.

>>66172394>smacking a spikey, metallic tiefling dominatrix on the assBe impressed she pulled that but firmly inform her of who's going to be charge if they take it to the bedroom before checking if her girlfriend/sub is interested in having a threesome that night. Likely answer is yes, so end up maybe giving her a lesson on both sides of dom/sub play.If girlfriend says no, wingman for the barbarian and send her off with another candidate.

>>66229522You realize that consent, planning ahead and respecting a sub's limits is a big thing in the BDSM community, right? Even then, it's a fairly new relationship, at least in them dating, and the sub is the one who initiated after realizing "sharp girl hot" and that a smack with a whip had gotten her excited. PC is into it, but still learning and wary of ever going too far due to her ancestry.

>>66229876>consent, planning ahead and respecting a sub's limitsIn modern day, sure. In medieval-fantasy-land with a devil-spawn in latex doing the domming, I can't help but think the rules would be much looser. Mind you, I think it's fine to pretend to be a hard-ass dom in the bedroom while you're really the bottom, but wearing the getup outside and fronting in front of others seems gauche. Like young children wearing grown up clothes far too comically large for them.

>>66230202I admit, that's a more measured response than I expected from what initially seemed like bait. As for the situation, true but a lot of groups do play with more modern sensibilities and it made sense for a daemon-spawn attempting to both enjoy herself while denying the darker impulses of her nature. And it's mildly tricky to not look like a dom when you appear to be Pinhead's chromed sister in black leather armor. She'll get more confident in time, but she is just starting into all of this and needs some experience with both her role and romantic relationships at all before reaching that point.

>>66230614>that's a more measured response than I expectedI'm an oldfag and like sincerely discussing and speculating on the strange and fantastical situations and what-ifs that the hobby affords, when given the chance. Taking obvious bait or inane questions/musings and having entire threads seriously discussing it and offering their sincere and thought out opinions. It's what attracted me to the place in the first place.

Look back at her amusedly, admire the nice specimen of a woman and try not to look like a bitch from the heavy slap to his derriere. These bones ain't what they used to be, and he was never exemplary in physique to begin with. Ah, at least he's still got it.

>>66201389Honestly from a dick point of view this character seem to have been designed for mass dick appeal. Ass is the main focus yes but there are some treats for tiddiefags (such as myself) and footfags.

It may be a shocking and daring hypothesis, but I think whoever designed this character appreciates beautiful women.