Bloody students! Getting an education – paying a fortune for it – and then thinking they’re entitled to paid work, even well-paid work. Students being unwilling to be on never-ending internships is to blame for unemployment!

You missed another: ‘older persons’ should just give up and die (goodness knows enough people have been trying to get them to understand they’re surplus to the economy) – that would save loads of resources… (Speaking as an ‘older person’ myself by the way)…