Ten-year-old Cole's advice on maturity and kindness are very true, and my guess is that everyone values those traits in a partner. But it's also kinda just, like, hand ladies flowers and subscribe to age-old chivalry stuff. Which is all well and good, I guess, but coming from an overdressed little dude with a heavy hand of adult orchestration it just seems a little...weird.

Or maybe I'm just the grinch who stole youthful happiness, and the whole thing is freaking adorable. I honestly can't tell anymore, get off my lawn, who recorded over my stories, where are my metamucil martinis, etc.