Did a wild animal find its way into your suit? The men's Anita Waxin lifeguard costume includes a red, one-piece swimsuit, made from polyester. Straps fit around the shoulders, while big poly-foam breasts with buttons for nipples are attached to the chest, with a red, stretchy cloth that fits over top of them. The front reads "Life Guard." The legs of the of the costume are a skin tone, and they meet in the crotch, where locks of curly black hair spring out from both sides. She needs an exterminator, not a razor.