Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a work of incredible proportions. Nothing you've seen before was ever this epic before. What you may see may blow your mind and bring tears to your eyes. Behold! The greatest monster bash for the modern era!

For anybody kind of expecting this to be a movie, it kinda isn't. It's a series of wrestling matches with all the plot of your average pay-per-view wrestling match. Plus a few shorts giving us the backstory of each monster, which is kinda nice.

Still, it is really fun and has some nice monster designs, some decent fighting, and fun characters.

Where else are you going to see Lance Henriksen calling out moves and achievements like a Mortal Kombat announcer?

Plus it's got Jimy Hart being his normal "Mouth of the South" self, Kevin Nash in a role that feels like it was made for Hulk Hogan, and the Frankenstein's, Mummy, and the Wolfman fighting for a championship belt.

There's a few nice touches as well. In their pre-fight statements, Mummy's grunting is subtitled with Egyptian Hieroglyphics and the Swam monster's animalistic howlings are subtitled as statements about the environment.

If you like the idea of Monsters in a Wrestling Match, then you'll probably like this. There's little real substance to it, but it's fun.

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