Even if you’ve never strapped on a snowboard in your life, you’ll have everyone on the slopes thinking you could easily go toe-to-toe with Shaun White with a pair of Nike’s new Zoom DK QS double tongue boarding boots.

With art and graphics more suited to the US Air Force’s World War II fleet, the $350 boots boast a double tongue design which presumably provides a snugger fit and increased warmth. But that’s the last thing most people will care about when they see these on store shelves. You can literally sell anything as long as it’s adorned like a grinning tooth-filled shark. [Nike via Uncrate]