Variations:
"Space Oddity" (David Bowie) in the middle riff bit (slow)
"I Don't Like Mondays" (Boomtown Rats), double 2 clap!
"Another One Bites The Dust" (Queen), just the breakdown.
"It Feels like I'm in Love" (Kelly Marie) is with "ch ch" in place of a
2 clap.
"Video Killed the Radio Star" (The Buggles), in the
instrumental break, has a roto-tom doing a clap clap
impersonation.

Great English bass players
called John, all famous for their beige stage presence:
John Entwhistle (The Who)
John Paul Jones (Led Zepellin)
John McVie (Fleetwood Mac)
John Deacon (Queen)
John Symon Asher "Jack" Bruce (Cream)
John Wetton (King Crimson, Uriah Heap)
John Lodge (Moody Blues)
John Illsley (Dire Straits)
John Harrison (Hawkwind)
John Joseph Wardle AKA Jah Wobble (PIL)
John Dalton (The Kinks... later on)
John Taylor (Duran Duran... OK, he's not so beige)
Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols... very not beige!)

Songs featuring the C to C/G
thing:
Hill St Blues theme
Get Used to It (Roger Voudouris)
What a Fool Believes (Doobie Bros)
Believe it or Not
Cheers theme
Jump (Van Halen)
Almost Paradise (I didn't know this one!)
Jessica's Theme (obscure indeed)
Don't Talk Anymore (Cliff Richard)
Dance With Me (Orleans)
Still the Same (Bob Seger)
If You Leave Me Now (Chicago)
Diamonds (Chris Rea)

Plummet Airlines
Plummet Airlines was invented by members of the Oxo Cubans (mainly
Gavin, Leo and myself) on many a long plane trip. Here's some of the
slogans and stuff we came up with. Things do get a bit weird toward the
bottom of this list... that's Gavin for you. Have fun! Love, Mal

Good to the last drop.
You'll fall for us at Plummet.
Everyone's just dying to fly Plummet.
No stress, no pressure.
The down to earth airline.
The sky's the limit.
Prices are plunging.
We'll stop at nothing.
Get down! Get Plummet!
You'll be knocked out by our cabin service.
Don't let the other airlines get you down... try Plummet!
We'll keep you well informed: We'll never leave you up in the air.
From terminal to terminal.... we'll get you the dead on time.
No hold ups.
Competition is tough, but we're meeting the other airlines head on.
2005 smash hit airline of the year.
Take the plunge.
When it comes to the crunch - we're there for you.
Join Plummet airline's "One Wing" Club, our VERY exclusive frequent
flyer program.
This week our kid's magazine, "Drop Zone", offers a crash course in
being a pilot.
Fresh ground-plunger coffee available.
Our regional carrier, Dodo Air.
They go updiddly up up...
We offer express check out

Cabin announcements:
Cabin crew arm doors and cross fingers.
As you've not flown with us before, please pay attention to our
emergency procedure.
We'll dim the cabin lights and you'll be sure to rest in peace
On the observation deck, you can wave your dearly departed goodbye.
To prepare for descent, please place your seats in the fall back
position
We hope you enjoyed our unexpected stopover in New York.
Your meal will shortly be served. A mask will drop from above your head.
Please do not use mobile phones until the plane is well inside the
terminal building.
While we hurtle towards the earth, sit back and enjoy our in house
music…. big ol jet airliner, don't carry me too far away ……smoke on the
waaaater….fire in the sky….I get no kick in a plane...
Be careful with the overhead lockers as your bags will have shifted
during the flight.
As we continue our descent towards the, umm…airport, we ask you to
return to your seat and please keep hold of your boarding pass so that
your charred remains can be identified ….
We announce that we are attempting a landing and the pilot has switched
on the No Smoking signs …(crackle crackle )
…extinguish……(static)…….…..plane………..smoke alarms…(buzz)……fruit
bins…………terminal.
For any complaints about the sticky residue on your baggage, please go
to Claggage Blame;
For enquiries about pulverized luggage, contact our ground staff.
We thank you for risking your travel arrangements with us.
"I loved our holiday with Plummett: Rome, Paris, New York…our bags went
to Florida, Portugal, Xian…"