Merry Christmas ’05

Merry Christmas! I hope everybody has a splendid time with family, has a day of great cheer, and receives much loot. If you need a break from family or are just plain bored I have a little Christmas survey after the jump.

my stepdad (also named steve) went golfing over the summer and ended up in a group with this guy with a long white beard and long white hair. he was really nice, and after they golfed he handed steve a business card that actually said Santa Claus on it with a north pole address.

then this november my mom and steve bought a new house and they just moved in like 2 weeks ago. the house next door to them was decked out, i mean like extremely decked out, for christmas, with all these beautiful hand painted decorations, reindeer on the roof, etc. so one day steve is driving into his driveway and who is in the front yard setting up a big wooden nutcracker? the santa dude he golfed with!! santa looks up, smiles, says “ho ho ho” and goes back inside. WEIRD.

Sounds like you had fun this year Steve, sorry I wasn’t there to swing by and pay youa visit. I was in Texas enjoying my first 80 degree Christmas with my wife’s family.

In response to your survey:
-“No Eye Had Seen” by Michael W. Smith
-“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” by some drunk jerk
-Chocolate-covered furtune cookies
-usually one gift, but not this year
-my family has a real tree, Alex’s Texas family’s is fake
-Stockings are a given. What kind of question is that?
-This is the only Christmas I’ve had that wasn’t white.
-Lethal Weapon, but Die Hard is a really good choice too
-Jingle All the Way
-I hate wrapping. That’s my wife’s job.
-1.4747474747474
-Last year I got some super-sweet cross country skis
-I couldn’t rightly say for certain. Probably something from Steve (just kidding)
-Fort Worth Texas
-Drinking cold Coronas with lime