Tuesday Sayings and Quotes

While Fridays and Saturdays may get all the glory, Tuesday isn’t too shabby. It’s definitely heaps better than Monday, and who doesn’t enjoy Taco Tuesdays? Below you’ll find a collection of humorous Tuesday quotes.

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Tuesday's are really just Monday's dressed in their Sunday best.

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Tuesday's child is full of grace.

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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.

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Tuesday is Monday's ugly sister.

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Ahhhhh Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn't get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.

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I am having Mondy feeling towards Tuesday.

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Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.

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Tuesday is the day I actually start the week, Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.

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It's TUESDAY! And since itsCHOOSEDAY: Choose to Smile. Choose to be Happy. Choose to Love. Choose to Bless. Choose to be a Blessing. Choose to be Humble. Choose to be Patient. Choose to be Kind...and above all. Choose God to guide your Life. HAPPY TUESDAY!

Three horrible facts:
1. Today is not friday
2. Tomorrow is not Friday
3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

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TUESDAY
Just another word for Monday.

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TUESDAY
I can't even see the weekend from here.

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Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

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Tuesday is the new Monday.

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Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That's cleaning day.

Jim Miller

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I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be fine.

Doug Sanders

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The years roll on and seasons pass, / And find us as we were, / And this Shrove Tuesday finds us yet / Sworn friends unto our Beer.

John Prior

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And each Shrove Tuesday since that day has added to the tale / Of deeds that Brasenose men can do inspired by Brasenose Ale.

John Prior

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It was on Shrove Tuesday (if the date you wish to fix, / Three centuries since then have passed and years some forty-six), / And savoury steamed the lordly beef, and gaily smoked the mutton, / And by the side of Bishop Smith sat stout Sir Richard Sutton.

John Prior

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Of all the Tuesdays in the year, / Shrove Tuesday's mine most clearly; / For then we get such lots of beer, / And I love beer most dearly.

John Prior

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Then I bethought me, with a heart-wrung sigh, / That the sad hour was nearing and was nigh, / When sweet Shrove Tuesday should no longer bring / The Ale we drank, the song we used to sing.

John Prior

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Shrove Tuesday here again! but what a change / Since at the Freshmen's table I devoured / Pancakes and apple-fritters; all was strange, / No duns had harassed then, no schools had soured.

John Prior

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Shrove Tuesday here again! and down each row / The flagons pass, soon emptied to the lees; / These — these at least no disenchantment know : — / But John — a glass of toast and water, please.

John Prior

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On Tuesday last, / A falcon, towering in her pride of place, / Was by a mousing owl hawked at and / killed.

William Shakespeare

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On Monday, man may be hysterical with doom, and on Tuesday you will find him opening the Doomsday Bar & Grill and settling down for another thousand years of terrifying queerness.

E.B. White

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We never know what a week from next Tuesday is going to hold. It may be an ordinary day filled with quite regular activities and demands. Most of the time that is exactly what a week from next Tuesday will hold.

Matthew Rich

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Tuesday had always been our day together. Most of my courses with Morrie were on Tuesday, he had office hours on Tuesdays, and when I wrote my senior thesis . . . it was on Tuesdays that we sat together. . . . We're Tuesday people.