Friday Fun: Kiss Merchandise

Of all the legendary rock bands to ever peddle merch in their name, KISS has lead the way in creativity and ridiculousness.

Posted on Aug 17, 2012 03:19 pm

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Of all the legendary rock bands to ever peddle merch in their name, KISS has lead the way in creativity and ridiculousness. Don't believe us? Check out the following gallery and peek at the trinkets, body products and actual, functional KISS "Kaskets" as we takes a survey of some of the craziest items ever sold in the name of KISS.

KISS Kasket and Cremation Urn - Not livin' out your rock 'n' roll dream? At least you can get buried in an official KISS casket. Think of it as your tour bus ... for the afterlife.

KISS Kondoms - Cover your 'Love Gun' before someone gets hurt.

KISS Mr. Potato Heads - Only slightly more plastic than the actual musicians.

KISS Your Face Makeup Kit - The KISS army soldiers had the most festive camouflage ever.

He was a huge KISS fan. He was also buried with one of Eddie Van Halen's Frankenstrats, who also happens to be a KISS fan. Now that I think of it, KISS influenced more people than most realise, didn't they?
PS: KISS's VISA card is not as bad as the VISA in Batman & Robin...

Gene is a marketing genius. People will buy anything, and he's counting on that. If people will buy it, why not sell it, no matter what it is. Don't hate on him because he figured out how to be rich and stay rich.

Let me get this straight, Kiss condoms have an image of Gene waiting to lick the glans that will fill the tip of the condom, or is he stretching to lick what the condom's getting into...? Wait, I don't even want to know either way.

Kiss condoms, sorry, Kondoms are tongue lubricated? Just....what? And the Kiss coffin? I would never want to be buried in something like that. And as for the makeup kit, isn't that just a regular kit of black and white makeup? God, Kiss will put their faces on anything.