Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger Woods Surrounded Himself With Whores, White Whores

Pussy is one expensive addiction! So Tiger Woods is paying, paying everyone a shitload of money to pretend nothing happened. Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, wants a complete rewrite of their pre-nup "making the incentive for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing." With the pre-nup now, Elin would have to remain married to Tiger for 10 years just to get $20 million in a divorce settlement. But there are conflicting reports today on what Tiger Woods' wife stands to make if she divorces him. Us Weekly says the couple has a pre-nup worth $300 million (in other words, it might have ended up costing Tiger roughly $2 million every time he came inside Whore #1, Whore #2, and Whore #3), while the Chicago Sun Times claims that number is closer to $20 million if she stay with him for 4 more years making the 10 year mark since they got married in 2004:

Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transferred into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially."

It sounds like Tiger is going to pay his wife a hefty sum of money to stick around. If that is the case, why doesn't he just hire a few hookers? And speaking of hookers, Rachel Uchitel has canceled today's press conference where it was assumed she would confirm an affair with Tiger Woods. Rachel who was supposed to hold a press conference today in Beverly Hills at 11:30 AM but canceled it at the last minute, reports claims she was negotiating a $1 million payoff to keep quiet Wednesday night. RadarOnline reports Tiger's reps have been in negotiation with Rachel all morning and have offered to pay for her silence:

Multiple sources told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Tiger's people are desperate to keep Rachel from talking about Tiger and that they were willing to go a long, long way to keep her silent.

One source claimed that Rachel was negotiating a $1 million payoff by Tiger's people to remain silent. When asked about this, Gloria Allred told RadarOnline.com, "no comment."

What cracks me up is I guarantee Tiger Woods honestly thought all these women wanted to have sex with him not for his money but simply because he is Tiger Woods and not at all for what just happened here. I know everyone is afraid to touch the racial elements of this scandal so lets go there. All three of his mistresses are white and his wife of course. So you know black women and Asian women are taking some pleasure in this shit storm Tiger find himself in because seemingly he only date (fuck) Caucasians.

The woman who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, reversed her denial about having an affair with Tiger Woods and scheduled a press conference as a negotiation tool. Apparently Tiger was urging her to lie via text which sparked his wife Elin to unleash a five iron frenzy of pain on his head. According to TMZ:

Sources say less than an hour before Tiger's accident, Rachel and Tiger were texting each other. Elin confronted Tiger and asked whom he was texting. She grabbed the phone and we're told she called Rachel to confront her. According to sources, Tiger and Elin began arguing and the phone broke in the process.

We're also told there was damage as a result of the altercation in the vestibule area of Tiger's home -- damage that cannot be easily repaired, and that is why Tiger would not let police come in.

I love how more and more details come out of this story, Elin Nordegren continues to look like the craziest Swedish Hulk who you definitely won't like when she's angry. First, it was just the Escalade, now an entire vestibule? Jesus. And that's just the physical path of destruction. The Chicago Sun-Times reports Elin has already "revisited" the prenup and is getting a "substantially" pay day on $80 million because I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods just want to put this behind him. And around the same time Tiger's people began negotiations with Rachel Uchitel last night, Elin Woods was reportedly offered an immediate $5 million payment plus an additional $55 million added to her revised pre-nup if she stays married to Tiger for five more years, according to The Daily Beast:

The lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations told The Daily Beast that Tiger also has agreed to shorten the original prenup to seven years from the date of marriage, meaning it will vest in another two. And the revised agreement provides for a staggered schedule of payments spread out over five years that could be worth upward of $75 million. So for Elin to collect $80 million, she'll need to stay with Tiger another seven years, be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story. Even if she lasts only two more years, she'll still walk away with nearly twice what she was entitled to under the original prenup.

Tiger's advisers, who have successfully gotten the couple into counseling sessions, believe that keeping the marriage intact will help Tiger keep his corporate sponsors and bolster his dented image. Elin is herself considered a good asset. She's never been a publicity hound or used her marriage to make money through self-help books, lecture series, or QVC makeup and jewelry lines. Rather, she's just maintained a low profile and dedicated herself to being a spouse and mother. As opposed to some other celebrities, like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie, Elin has never pushed her kids into the public eye. So, now, if she is persuaded to stay, she knows little will be the same. Her quiet life is finished. A Los Angeles-based paparazzo told me that a photo of Elin and the children would fetch $250,000. Some agencies are offering $100,000 just for tips that pay off with photos.

It speaks volume about why the marriage is going to hell that the first thing the wife want after finding her husband has being banging anything in a skirt that move is more money. And why the hell would Tiger pay $80 million just to stay married to a woman he will never see naked again. Anyway, reports say he will pay his wife $5 million upfront now and another $55 million to persuade her to stay in their marriage for another 24 months. And instead of waiting until 2014 for her $20 million payday, Nordegren will only need to stay married to Tiger until October 2011 and by doing so, will get more than twice what she was entitled to under the original pre-nup. The new agreement would also pay Nordegren more if she stayed even longer, a staggered schedule of payments over five years that could top $75 million. Getting a grand sum of $80 million (the $5 million she's getting upfront, plus the $75 million in the new pre-nup), however, will require Nordegren to stay with Tiger for another seven years, show up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story.

And apparently Tiger Woods' alleged mistress number 2 and Tool Academy contestant Jamiee Grubbs has been aggressively pursuing a career in show business, according to her ex-boyfriend Aaron Kinnard. RadarOnline reports:

"As soon as Jaimee found out I was a race car driver, she followed me to my car and then came home with me and we had sex," Kinnard said of his first encounter with Tiger's mistress in 2005.

He began a relationship with Jaimee that lasted six months, and during their torrid affair the couple made a sex tape and took multiple nude photos, all of which Kinnard said he has destroyed.

Kinnard shared his remaining photos of Jaimee with RadarOnline.com and revealed that she "tried to get into Playboy but they told her that her breasts were too small, so she got implants but never got in the magazine."

So Jaimee Grubbs only fucked Tiger Woods to get famous and not because she was loved him. Great shocker! I think Tiger would be better off fucking around with Hispanic or black or Asian girls who would shut the hell up because he managed to find three white girls who wanted fame and his riches. Married NBA players all have mistresses and you don't see those girls scheduling press conferences.

And this scandal now has caught President Obama. Tiger Woods and Obama share the cover of the January issue of Golf Digest with a cover story titled, "10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger." This issue of Golf Digest wih Woods and Obama was set to be published before the scandal broke. The two have enjoyed a close relationship, with Woods calling Obama's election "incredible," participating in his pre-inauguration ceremonies, and visiting the White House. Slate Magazine says it suspects Golf Digest wishes it could unprint its cover featuring golfer Tiger Woods and President Barack Obama:

…Golf Digest, which depicts Woods as the president’s caddy, argues that Obama might learn from the golfer’s mastery of “the quick recovery.” Tiger is “a good role model,” David Owen explains, “because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks.” Woods also comes in for praise due to his agility with the press. (An illustrative quote from the cagey star: “My dad taught me that when I’m asked a question, I have control of the answer.”) And Joe Queenan argues that Obama could benefit most from a Woods-like agility with image control. “Tiger never does anything that would make him look ridiculous,” he writes.

Bret Hopman, Golf Digest’s publicist, explains that the magazine went to press well before Woods’ Nov. 27 car crash. Hopman emphasizes that the issue focuses on how the Obama administration should embrace golf due to the game’s positive impact on the economy. There’s also a complementary list of 10 things Woods can learn from Obama. “It’s about two great leaders in their fields, both with their strengths and both obviously have their shortcomings,” Hopman says.

Time for a mulligan for Obama? And wheel we are at it, give at least three to Tiger. Poor Tiger, rumors are that there are a lot more women out there claiming to have had an affair with him. And then their is the voice message remix. Click on pictures to enlarge.

Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

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