Sarah Palin Growing Tired of 16-Year-Old Daughter Willow's Wild Wayward Ways Takes Her Out of School

WASILLA, Alaska - A close family friend has said that Sarah Palin has finally gotten to her wits end with 16-year-old foul-mouthed daughter Willow.

According to reports published in GOPicky Magazine, the former governor of Alaska and Tina Fey lookalike has had enough of all the bad publicity that Willow "The Pillow" Palin is stirring up and she has removed her from the public school she was attending.

Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky traveled up to Wasilla and actually spent some time at the Palin's Wasilla home, Casa Moscow interviewing Sarah Palin.

Wishywater remarked that she could see how concerned and worried Mrs. Palin is by the fact that one day she had forgotten to put eye shadow on one of her eyelids. She also did not realize it but she was actually wearing her bra over her 'No Place But Alaska' T-shirt.

Palin said that Willow is driving her up the walls with her disrespect for authority, her underage smoking, her underage cussing, her lack of concern for carbohydrates, and her virtual non-stop anger directed at some of her Twitter friends.

GOPicky first reported that several months back Willow had actually gotten into a heated on line discussion with three gay Interneters who use the user names Sidesaddle Simon, Pinkyboy, and Skippy Feet.

Willow called the trio of gaysters every gay euphemism known to civilized man. She even actually made up one like when she said that Pinkyboy was nothing but a logistically transformed tit augmenter.

[EDITOR'S NOTE:Abel texted me and asked what the heck a 'logistically transformed tit augmenter' is and I texted him back and told him that I have absolutely no idea.]

So now Sarah Palin will have to deal with the experience of home schooling Willow. And she really may soon find out that she may just have bitten off more than she can chew.

Word is that one of 9-year-old Piper Palin's friends has already said that she overheard her big sister say that when "Mama Grizzly" Sarah Palin hits the campaign trail Casa Moscow is going to become Casa Party Like Who The Hell Is Going To Stop Us.

Wishywater stated that Mrs. Palin told her that she will be installing about a dozen or so in-house surveillance cameras. Piper told Wishywater in strictest confidence that she overheard Willow telling one of her teen male friends to go to Home Depot and buy two rolls of duct tape.

GOPicky Magazine will bring you further developments on what is being touted as The Willow Palin Home Schooling Experience.

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