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Upvote if you like small town 4th of July celebrations with good people, fried food, white teenagers listening to loud rap, and an unsettling sense of doom that our great country is headed in the same direction as decadent, listless Rome where the masses are distracted by the ephemeral, fleeting entertainment of reality television while our rich, foolish leaders are practicing the fiddle and the barbarians to the North are massing along our borders, high atop their war moose.