Tina Davis, a Bucks County, Pennsylvania lawmaker, introduced a bill to prevent employers from requiring employees to undergo microchip implants as a condition of employment. In Wisconsin, a vending machine company asked employees to agree to the surgical implantation of microchips to ease access to computers, vending machines, copiers, and other items. I am sure the vending machine company only had the best interests of the employees at heart and I am thinking of writing the owner of the company to ask if I can surgically implant a brain in his head.