Granted. But then you're so good at playing that every major record company wants you, and you have to choose between playing in two of your favorite bands. The band you don't choose slams you in the press, and the band you did chose fires you because you bring bad press.I wish my parents let me go to a concert.

Unfortunately someone nails you in the mouth with a beer can. You aren't hurt but it gets all over you. Then you trip on a rock and land on the lead singer of whatever band you're seeing. The cops think you're a drunken idiot trying to kill the band and you're sent to prison.

[I liked that one] Granted.But then the tune is so catchy, you can't get it out of your head. You start singing it in class the next day, and land in detention. During a test, you write the lyrics of the song instead of the answers. You fail the class.I wish I had a dog that didn't bite people.

[That would suck] Granted.But then the only thing you can draw is Britney Spears, and she hires you to draw portraits of her. You have to live with her and her kids and her paparazzi shadow all the time.I wish I wasn't so short.

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