The opposit of crunchy mom.. They feed their kids formula, hand out lunchables, aren't afraid of preservatives, sugary cereal & are happy to get through a load of laundry in a day. They spend their time working, or multitasking that doesn't always include 5 projects of Pinterest or sewing hand made diapers.. There isn't a firm desire to keep up with the Jones's aka the granola packing, breast feeders

a chewy mom is someone who isn't preaching to the others about her newest jam recipe or how everyone should eat vegan, paleo, gluten free etc..