Meet, Greet, Show and Sell

…so maybe you should get off your ass, step outside and go buy a lottery ticket.* “Why?” you may ask? (yes… you may. And believe me I know you and that's what you're asking yourself RIGHT NOW!) Well it's because I have decided to step out of the shadows in a subtle moment of grande unveiling to reveal myself to you… The masses.**

Long have I slaved over a hot keyboard like the great epicurean geniuses*** slaving over a hot cauldron of stuff. And like those eponymous chefs I have chosen DA DUCK as my menu of choice to offer up the succulent entree' of my webcomic.**** I've plucked only the finest bits of verbage to weave together into one classy***** bit of humour and wit that will help make your dim, grubby lives a little bit more bearable. And don't come a knockin if the URL is a-rockin. Heh.

*If you win big I'm entitled to a portion of the winnings because I told you to do it. Don't question me, it's all legal and shit.**YOU'RE WELCOME.***Bobby Flay. You're the tops brah.****Once again… YOU'RE WELCOME.*****Donald Trump. Class act that guy.