Just as there are few people who actually deserve to be compared to Adolf Hilter, there are very few things that warrant comparison to 9/11. For example, there are literally zero parallels between a law providing health care to millions of people and the deadliest terrorist attack in world history. Nevertheless, Congressman Mike Pence, a Republican from Indiana, decided that 9/11 was an apt comparison to the Supreme Court’s ruling on Obamacare yesterday. While obviously moronic and outrageous, Pence’s 9/11 comparison is hardly the only over-the-top 9/11 comparison we’ve ever heard. Here are thirteenothers.

Canadian TV hockey analyst Ron MacLean “opened his segment … by comparing hockey players from the Washington Capitals and New York Rangers to 9/11 firstresponders.”

Carson City Sheriff Kenny Furlong “said Tuesday’s pancake house rampage, which killed three National Guardsmen and an elderly woman was ‘not unlike9/11.’”

Gary Bauer, president of the right-wing group American Values, “equated the importance of turning out in November to defeating the 9/11hijackers.”

Conservative radio host Neal Boortz declared that “Barack Obama is a bigger disaster to this country than9-11.”

Fat Joe suggested that the breakup of Mobb Deep was like a “9/11 inhip-hop.”

Former Pennsylvania governor Ed Rendell tried to motivate the Philadelphia Eagles thusly: “Somebody’s got to make a big hit. And then turn to everybody else and say, ‘Come on!’ When you’re taking a hill, someone looks back and says, ‘Let’s go.’ On Flight93, that guy said — it will live in immortality — ‘Let’s roll.’ Somebody’s got to saythat.”