I'd bring Klinger an old ticket stub from the Valentine theater that was located in downtown toledo in the 40's and 50's. He probably would have been to that theater a million times so I think he would cherish the gift. Cheers and Merry Christmas!

The rain falls on the rivers and trees and we live by the Golden rule. But a hard road can bring us all to our knees and we can die by our own point of view.

Klinger would of loved a 3 day pass but it would be pretty hard to talk Korea into not getting involved in the war. Maybe it would be helpful if you brought a Frankie Goes To Hollywood video - Two Tribes. Cheers and Merry Christmas!

The rain falls on the rivers and trees and we live by the Golden rule. But a hard road can bring us all to our knees and we can die by our own point of view.