And in case you haven’t quite yet caught our drift: all of the aforementioned locations have previously had their own run-ins with New York City’s bug du jour.

Make no mistake: this is an epidemic. At least according to Mark Heiser, the managing director of the Center’s David E. Koch Theater, whose email regarding the infestation managed to find its way to The Observer.

“Please understand that this is an epidemic,” Mr. Heiser wrote. “Any signs of bedbug activity should not be considered a sign of an untidy house.” The bugs were found by those adorable bedbug sniffing dogs — whose previous clients, it should be noted, include Bergdorf Goodman — underneath the carpets and in the costumes in the dressing rooms.