Had this idea rolling around in my head for about a year now and finally got around to making it a reality. Special thanks to ~ChaoticAngel09, Autumnsweetheart, and xRosieRevengex for their wonderful voice work in this!

Scout Here is an average classThat no one understandsHeavys, Soldiers, DemosAlways killing him with a blastThere's Crits, Kabooms,and Headshots tooWhile everything goes amissbut his n00by little helper friends get all the critsbut only with a jar of pissThey are the RED team and not the BLU teamI AM FULLY CHARGED!HUDD HUDD HUDD HUDDAH!RED team and not the BLU teamScattergun, Bonk Boy, Force-a-Nature, WingerHats n Hats n Hats n HatsSmall hats, Big Hats, Oh did I mention Hats?RED team and not the BLU teamThey'll make you wish that you had the critsin TEAM FORTRESS 2

I wish I had a Saxxy and a Golden Wrench!*Ding and fart*Oh great now what!According to the rules, you cannot get the Saxxy unless you win at the Saxxy Awards event for Best video ever. And you cannot get the Golden Wrench cause they're only 100 craft pieces and they're not tradable or giftable so there's no way to get the Golden Wrench, sorry Scout.You gotta be kiddin' me!