I watched all the versions of ep1. Muteki Subs had the best translation of them all, and was offered in 8-bit and 10-bit, as would be expected from real anime-loving folk. Your translation was a second best, even in its fish-skin wrappings. Congratulations.

1. If you don’t have xdelta yet, you need to install it. Instructions on how to do that follow.
2. First, install MacPorts. Use the .pkg installer if possible, and keep in mind you need to install XCode from your MacOS X installation DVD (or the extra software DVD) first.
3. After you’ve installed MacPorts, start the Terminal (can be found in Applications -> Utilities). If it was already running, make sure you restart it before you proceed to the next step.
4. In the terminal window, issue this command: sudo port install xdelta
5. You will be prompted for your password. Type it in, then press enter; it’s normal that nothing shows up when you type it in (the input is hidden completely rather than showing stars like most password boxes).
6. Now, change the terminal directory to the folder with the patch file (and the v1 file; you did put them in the same directory, right?). This is done by typing cd ‘/Path/to/folder’ and pressing enter. For example, if your patch file is in your user’s Movies folder, you’d type cd ‘/Users/yourusername/Movies’.
7. Still in the terminal, issue the command xdelta3 -d ‘patchfile.vcdiff'(obviously, replacing patchfile.vcdiff with the filename of the actual patch file).
8. You will now magically have the v2 file. You can delete the patch file and the v1 file, and quit the terminal.

So the rumers were indeed true after all…
UTW always just have to do a shitty anime every season…
You guys are too good for this obnoxious anime…
you should have done something better insted of this imo.
Thank you for your hard work, but I was hardly able to finish the 1st episode because of how shitty the anime is…
Dropped~

Yes.
Because this, the “¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?” is wrong.
Since “what’s up?” are also in the line.
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But even “what’s up? what’s up? what’s up?” ” would be wrong (I think), since “わさわさ” (or something like that) seems to be a
onomatopoeia (I could be wrong, but seems to be something like that).
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Sorry for my poor English.