Father: “That’s the best you’ll do, after I helped out when the bank was in trouble?”

Mother: “What an ungrateful son! I suckled you, raised you and fed you. This family put you through school and set you up in business. You took advantage of the safety of this home. We all supported you and now, when you have more than enough, you think you did it all on your own and owe us nothing. My job isn’t enough to pay the bills and we need to borrow even more.

Brother: “I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Why can’t grandmother pay more rent?