From Reddit comes the delightful Disneyland picture seen above and below. According to OP, he “tried to get a photo of our proposal…nailed it!” Enough about their dumb love, though; I want, nay, need to know more about the man who’s doing the photobombing. His internal monologue the moment this photo was snapped must have been amazing. “Ah, jeez, I’m so sorry, I’m just trying to get back to my kids before they make their stepmom’s life, ah, f*ck sh*t sh*t f*ck, did I mess up your photo? Sh*t sh*t sh*t, oh boy, I’ll be hearing about this tonight.”

We wear shoes like a civilized human. I can’t stand the thought of other people having to look at my feet for an entire day, I don’t understand why other people would want to put me through the same time of horror.