CSB, I guess:I lived in a neighborhood where a guy did something similar. He liked to drive around and ask women for directions. They'd walk over to tell him and he'd be whacking it furiously. I think that ended in a ass whooping rather than conviction./CSB

FTFA: Elsewhere in the Northwest:Thieves stole a woman's home in Newport, Wash. [KXLY.com]A drunk, 30-year-old man is accused of biting off his dad's eyebrow during a ride home from a wedding. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]A barber who allegedly had beef with a customer is accused of stabbing the man in the testicles with a pair of scissors. [KOMOnews.com]Washington state has already received 1,700 pot business applications. [Tacoma News Tribune]A North Albany teen accused of building bombs and planning to blow up his high school will use an insanity plea in court. [Corvallis Gazette-Times]A man who attacked a Sikh cab driver in Seattle will get 40 months in prison. [Vancouver Columbian]

To hell with arrow to the knee, scissors to the scrotum will finish it!

FTFA: Elsewhere in the Northwest:Thieves stole a woman's home in Newport, Wash. [KXLY.com]A drunk, 30-year-old man is accused of biting off his dad's eyebrow during a ride home from a wedding. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]A barber who allegedly had beef with a customer is accused of stabbing the man in the testicles with a pair of scissors. [KOMOnews.com]Washington state has already received 1,700 pot business applications. [Tacoma News Tribune]A North Albany teen accused of building bombs and planning to blow up his high school will use an insanity plea in court. [Corvallis Gazette-Times]A man who attacked a Sikh cab driver in Seattle will get 40 months in prison. [Vancouver Columbian]

To hell with arrow to the knee, scissors to the scrotum will finish it!

A pair of thieves who posed as Cherokee Indians were able to dupe a Seattle utility company into giving them 21 tons of copper, which they sold. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

Astoria police arrested a 50-year-old woman who was spinning cookies in a school parking lot and smashing her car into garbage cans. [Astoria Daily Astorian]A Seattle teen was shot while urinating outside on his way from school. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]heheeee!

Seattle police have recovered a stash of stolen wine worth $650,000. Just in time for the holidays. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

Pot smoking in public will get you a $27 fine. In Washington. [Seattle Times