Have we got a product to commemorate this fine occasion. If you're sick of systems that give you incomplete, inaccurate, or downright useless statistics you're going to love the Arch Angel. It's a traditional beeping security arch and so much more. As each patron passes through it, the Arch Angels tells you what they really did during their library visit. Check out some of these statistical fields:

Nothin' But Movies

Internet Dating Loser

Ran Around Making Noise (Teen)

Slept 3 hours - Light Snoring

Bathroom and Chatted Up Uninterested Staff Member

Stared at Women

Jammed Copier and Left

Actually Borrowed Book(s)

Mumbled to Self and Made Strange Gestures

Met Friend - 1/2 Hour Chat (moderately annoying)

Genealogy Nut Recounted Family Tree to Uninterested Staff Member

Complained About Fine w/o Payment

Story Hour and Some Videos

Ran Around Making Noise (Juvenile)

2 Large Print Danielle Steel's and a Quick Look at Cosmo

Run Tutoring Business and Talked on Phone

Washed Out Socks and Shaved

One look at these highly detailed fields will give your administration a new and much more accurate look at how the community really uses the library. And this is just a small sampling of what this fine system will tabulate. This easy-to-install arch works with any computer operating system and software to print out practical and personalized in-depth reports. Comes with all necessary hardware and software.

Invest in one today. It's a product worth celebrating. Call now. Let it ring. Operators are having a little party.