Apparently Lloyd Kaufman’s last good movie. Fuck Return to Nuke ‘Em High Volume 1. Lame-ass jokes and a great deal of the effects are shitty CGI. Poultrygeist isn’t the funniest Troma movie, but the practical effects and gore spectacle at the end place it highly for me.

So many great moments in this movie! Would have loved to have seen some actual clips while you’re talking about them. If there’s a movie that deserves its own Review its this one. I would like to think that nobody would get mad if you Re-Reviewed this one sometime in the future, but even if they do who cares. Pretty please lol. Lloyd Kaufman forever!!!

Man…..I just don’t know about this new layout. Im all for James and Mike bullshitting, but I just don’t think it’s working for monster madness. Part of the fun is seeing clips of a movie and going “on yeah, I gotta see THAT!” Reviews like this are kinda lost on someone who hasn’t seen the particular movie they’re talking about. It’s basically just the guys feeling out. Monster madness is a time to inform others of some cool shit they may have missed, but I don’t know if this is working.

Y’know, just because you admit it and it’s how you “feel” about it, doesn’t still mean that it’s not a bad thing. Because it is. But, since you’re inviting it, I will oblige you. Ok. You’re a pussy. Now, try harder to not be one.

Except that there’s a HUGE difference between fair criticism and just being a non-constructive dick. And this being the internet, there are TONS of people who are just seeking to bitch and complain, not for any other reason than to just nitpick. And judging by the kinds of people aren’t here sometimes, that’s probably what’s happening. That, and I sincerly hope that the people complaining, whether they think they’re right or not, aren’t really helping and aren’t going to change anything. Becuase, especially if all the videos have been pre-filmed, and they’ve already decided they’re going this route, it’s not like the so-called “critisism” is going to do any good.

I’m all for Mike Matei deleting these comments. They’re repetitive, redundant, and they’re not going to change anything, either way. Just because people “criticize” doesn’t mean that James or Mike are even the slightest bit obligated to listen or consider the criticism. And when it keeps showing up again and again and again, that’s redundant. Less repetition more actual conversation that’s going to matter about the topic at hand, rather than just a thousand identical comments barking at a fencepost.

I got to be honest to say this is one of the most disgusting movies I ever seen. A few hours after seeing this review. I found it on YouTube & wow I thought there couldn’t be an movie like this. I was wrong for one of the best straight from Tromaville.

Mike and James going back and forth seemed to work on this one. I would like to see them have a little banter and disagree about a part of a movie. Maybe they would turn into the nerd and motherfucker mike.

Good thing then, that you’re not the only person on planet Earth, or the only person on this site.

I mean if everything were catered directly to your selfish entitlement, i’m 100% positive the end result would be a hundred times worse. And yeah, i’m sure laziness was totally on their mind when they decided to actually make these a more in-depth discussion and back and forth dialouge between two people, the way it actually seems. Because clearly you know exactly what their intent was. And if it’s not delivered to you personalized one a silver platter, it’s obviously not up to standard. Maybe you should run this site. Actually, maybe you should totally just fire Mike and James and run Monster Madness yourself. Oh wait… that’s not your authority or your call to make? What’s that? You just watch these? And you’re free to sign off and leave instead of complaining about your entitlement not being catered to? Ah. Ok then. Well, I guess you’ll be leaving then. OK BYE.

“Because clearly you know exactly what their intent was.” So YOU know exactly what their intent is? What if it is just being lazy and careless? But you wouldn’t care since you’re so servile to James and Mike.

“If everything were catered directly to your selfish entitlement.” That seems to be what you want with people’s comments. You seem to want to run the site yourself.

Fuck this stupid jew bullshit. I’m sick of filthy fucking rat bastard kikes like Kaufman and other talentless pieces of dog shit and their scatological “humour”. I’d like to see a comedy about Kaufman and his fellow kikes being loaded into the gas chambers and ovens and going up the fucking chimney. Poof all gone. Bye bye kike.

After watching this morning I made it a point to watch this after work. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so
hard from a horror movie.
It’s so grotesque and over the top and the songs are great! Thanks for introducing me to this movie!! Suspiria is next! Different vibe but I’m sure it’ll be great nonetheless!

Poultrygeist is definitely NOT for most people. It’s only for gore fans and fans of the obscene and grotesque. I understand some people really get off on seeing lots of crazy shit, but personally I find this movie completely fowl. I would never recommend this to anyone. There’s a big difference between the gore/violence in this and something like Evil Dead. I would let my kids watch Evil Dead, but Poultrygeist — no way. Almost any other Troma film is better than this one, like Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., which is actually pretty great.

This is less a horror film and more just a gorification of putrescence film.