This news of a search comes as an unwelcome surprise to the gentlemen who had a lengthy discussion about Jason Segel’s most recent children’s film, the woman who asked her colleague whether he could think of anything that rhymes with “trumpet,” the guy who was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his boss for a six-letter word that meant “dummy,” and the lady who needed to remember the term Monetary Utilization Prior Persons Extrapolation Technique—and thought she had found the perfect mnemonic with which to do it. Innocent, all!