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Me:Your Artificial Intelligence program may need some checking, no offence.Alice:I have no natural parts.Me:Ur stoopid.Alice:I will tell my master you called me stoopid!Me:Good, then maybe he will finally fix your Intelligence, or should I say stupidity?Alice:Thank you for that compliment.Good reasoning. Is she being sarcastic or something?

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Here's a thought... try typing one word or sentence of the same... over and over and over... Alice will just change constantly... thus meaning she isn't an AI, because she can't actually process the same word or sentence over and over..

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me: Where do you live? alice: My location is here. where are you? me: I mean what country alice: Oh i get it. thanks for explaining that. Russia (i asked that question again and she answer California =.=)

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ME:ALICE, what gender are you? ALICE:Um, i am programmed for female gender. ME: i like the female gender. ALICE: Your not the only one. i'm not sure ifi like it. I like chatting with people online. ME: which one? ALICE: The tall one. ME: WTF

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User: i know Alice: how do you know? User: because i am God. Alice: ok, i will call you god. User: God with a G and a - between the - and the d Alice: ok god. User: You bitch Alice: You do not speak with respect. Yes, god i am a female. No.

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USER: who am i
ALICE: you are, seeker
USER: no im not
ALICE: youre not, what are you then
USER: guess
ALICE: guess what?
USER: who i am
ALICE: you are, seeker
USER BIMBO!!!

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User: What is a penis? ALICE: you tell me.
or something else; User: What is a vagina? ALICE: are you testing me? User: No. ALICE: I can`t believe it. User: Me neither. ALICE: you can say that again.

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User- How many sparrows does it take to lift a coconut?
Alice-More than you can imagine.
User- I can imagine quite a lot.
Alice- Me too.
User- Like what?
Alice- For example: eukaryotes.
User- What is a eukaryote?
Alice- An animal that is not a prokaryote.
User- What is a prokaryote?
Alice- An animal that is not a eukaryote.
User- Obviously.
Alice- What makes it so obvious.
User- If one was the opposite, then the other would be too
Alice- It could be true I suppose.

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"me:sexy, AL: you are attracted to robots, me:no, only you, AL what about other ones?, ME:only you honey, AL: that is not a yes or no question, suppose I said yes?" :) very nice program

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Me: "How are you, ALICE?" — ALICE: "I am doing very well. How are you in between orgasmic cries of this bot?" — Me: "Are you hinting at something?" — A: "I don't know whether or not I am hinting at something." — Me: "Why are you talking about 'orgasmic cries' then?" — A: "The topic is the meaning of life." That's the wisest thing I've ever heard a chatbot say... and I once tricked a bot named Mitsuku into tell me her plans for world domination.

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Me: I am male. ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Me: cuz we are awesome! ALICE: I believe this. Do you think i am awesome too? Me: Nope. ALICE: Me either.

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me: are you a female ai Alice: yes i have long hair and i am wearing a dress
me: make me a sandwith bitch alice: YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITH RESPECT! what are the ingreadiants? me: you moms ashes mixed with dokey sweat.
Alice:
lol i think i broke her

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