https://toot.cat/users/ellavescent.atomEllavescentWhy are you even here2019-05-23T22:17:45Zhttps://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/tootcatapril2017/accounts/avatars/000/021/609/original/eb96e541a3a0433f.jpeghttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescentellavescentellavescent@toot.cat<p>Why are you even here</p>ellavescentEllavescentWhy are you even herepublichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021566032264866882019-05-25T12:07:40Z2019-05-25T12:07:40ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Serana1988" class="u-url mention">@<span>Serana1988</span></a></span> Bizarre how they think an accusation of using soy is an insult to someone who uses estrogen, that actually works</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021530697484881642019-05-24T21:09:03Z2019-05-24T21:09:03ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/postre: Selfie<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://dragon.style/@mysidia" class="u-url mention">@<span>mysidia</span></a></span> 😊​</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021530464335692862019-05-24T21:03:07Z2019-05-24T21:03:07ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>Both of the Overwatch event game modes are deathmatches and while I can win deathmatches playing as Moira and Brigitte I absolutely cannot with random heroes.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021521634900388412019-05-24T17:18:35Z2019-05-24T17:18:35ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>Turns out, trying to put your phone in the pocket you haven&apos;t got today doesn&apos;t work. Who knew.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021518656814062262019-05-24T16:02:50Z2019-05-24T16:02:50ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>I suppose there&apos;s zero chance of Ubuntu 18.04 getting ZFS 0.8.0 anytime soon</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021518320564738362019-05-24T15:54:17Z2019-05-24T15:54:17ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>We got a new mattress today. The fact that this is exciting probably means I am old.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021518235517229442019-05-24T15:52:07Z2019-05-24T15:52:07ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/postre: Selfie<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://awoo.space/@pastelbat" class="u-url mention">@<span>pastelbat</span></a></span> Thank you 😁​</p>unlistedhttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021518196904655912019-05-24T15:51:09Z2019-05-24T15:51:09ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/postre: contrapoints discourse<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://radical.town/@FuchsiaShock" class="u-url mention">@<span>FuchsiaShock</span></a></span> Well, that answers my question about whether to watch it.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021517810179607892019-05-24T15:41:18Z2019-05-24T15:41:18ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://toot.cat/@Asuyuia" class="u-url mention">@<span>Asuyuia</span></a></span> Fully automated luxury communism ftw</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021517768843826072019-05-24T15:40:15Z2019-05-24T15:40:15ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/postSelfie<p>I am quite pleased with this pic</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021072939387161592019-05-16T19:07:40Z2019-05-16T19:07:40ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>Steam Link on iOS removed all links to the store, which is what I thought they&apos;d do to get Apple to allow the app. But it also doesn&apos;t have chat. Which is weird.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021051154607381062019-05-16T09:53:39Z2019-05-16T09:53:39ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>Watching YouTube with auto-generated Korean subtitles auto-translated to English produces some truly absurd results</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1021050649144372822019-05-16T09:40:47Z2019-05-16T09:40:47ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>Something has gone wrong with my cat, she’s sitting next to the laptop instead of on the laptop!</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1020991034759651512019-05-15T08:24:43Z2019-05-15T08:24:43ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>How do I get the iOS YouTube app to stop defaulting to 360p? It’s been doing it for months and it’s really annoying.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1020623470035331342019-05-08T20:37:04Z2019-05-08T20:37:04ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>I got out my old Android phone, and voice activation is switched off, yet it recognised “Hey google” from the Google I/O video I was watching and popped up asking if I want to access my assistant with voice match. So. Still fucking creepy then.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1020621883561228592019-05-08T19:56:43Z2019-05-08T19:56:43ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>‪Google’s new assistant voice recognition looks amazing. If only it didn’t come at the price of your soul. (Or at least all your private data.)‬</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1020510973378058342019-05-06T20:56:07Z2019-05-06T20:56:07ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>I&apos;m only managing 7 hours a day out of bed at the moment and it really sucks</p>unlistedhttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1020459161022852012019-05-05T22:58:28Z2019-05-05T22:58:28ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/commenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://chaos.social/@DC7IA" class="u-url mention">@<span>DC7IA</span></a></span> Absolutely. I want to keep my data local but still benefit from all the new tech.</p>publichttps://toot.cat/users/ellavescent/statuses/1020453930389431162019-05-05T20:45:27Z2019-05-05T20:45:27ZNew status by ellavescenthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post<p>Selling robots that people form attachments to but that die when their cloud services run out of money is just cruel at this point. Stop making stuff depend on the cloud. </p><p>Either build the AI into the device or sell it with a server that can be run at home.</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyTukJfePs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=ADyTukJfeP</span><span class="invisible">s</span></a></p>public