It… I can’t… Someone make this image go away. This picture has spawned a mental image of Nancy Grace in the throes of sexual pleasure, and it makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and close my eyes and die. I can only assume that she’s smiling because she’s thinking about Casey Anthony being raped by prison guards.

For those of you with stronger stomachs, you can see more pictures here and video of Grace on “Dancing with the Stars” here. As one Gawker commenter noted, “Wow, 2 cloven-hoofed piano legs attached to a sausage wearing a wig. Thanks!”

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so theres this and a bearded lady on dancing with the stars? they’re really going for the carny demographic this season

09.20.11 at 2:44 pm

Otto Man

Goodbye, erections!

09.20.11 at 2:44 pm

Danger Guerrero

I have been making a sincere effort to be less mean on the Internet. This post is the greatest test of my will to date.

09.20.11 at 2:44 pm

CuriousGeorger

Drew Barrymore lost weight!

09.20.11 at 2:46 pm

donturtuccio

It would make for a hell of a hate fuck, am I right?

09.20.11 at 2:46 pm

Upstate Underdog

That GIF is boner kryptonite.

It looks like she is sniffing her arm pits.

09.20.11 at 2:47 pm

La Schmoove

My penis just fell off my body.

09.20.11 at 2:48 pm

Upstate Underdog

Dammit Otto.

09.20.11 at 2:53 pm

Tim Was Tim

Look closely. Is she wearing panty hose on her arms?

09.20.11 at 2:58 pm

Zack

As soon as I saw Michael Boley hurl a football into someone’s face last night, I knew there would be an animated gif of the hilarious spectacle on the internet in short order. And I was right. But what I should have known is that the universe demands balance, and that an abomination like the Nancy Grace gif would be soon to follow.

09.20.11 at 3:11 pm

Earl Camembert

Jesus, when you look fatter than Kirstie Alley, it’s just not a good thing.

/applies to both Nancy Grace and Chaz Bono.

09.20.11 at 3:20 pm

Aeyo's Cot

Daddy likes.

09.20.11 at 3:39 pm

Alcoholics Gratuitous

Maybe she’ll dance here way to being skinny, into the finals and the hearts of the American people? More probable is that she’ll remain overweight, without rhythm and bitter.

09.20.11 at 4:29 pm

opie

They cut to a shot of her kids after she danced and her daughter’s finger was three knuckles deep in her nostril and she was going to town on a booger. Timing, she has it.

09.20.11 at 4:44 pm

Brutus Ballsack

She’s fat blond and rich, but even black guys wouldn’t go near her.

09.20.11 at 5:01 pm

dachshund

First, why dude? Why post this horror to infect other minds?! Second, this has to be among the funniest comment threads EVAR! @UU and @LaS: YES and YES! I just looked at the banner pic and GIF again, damn that is creepy shit, it’s like she is performing some evil dance forcing her weird grossness on people but totally oblivious to the terror she is creating.

09.20.11 at 7:21 pm

Jack Burton

There…is no God….

*jumps off 50 story building, slitting wrists, drinking liquid drano and shooting self in head on the way down*

09.20.11 at 9:37 pm

billy d wee

BoinGggGggGg

09.21.11 at 4:24 am

Obviousman

None of us has much control over how we look, and age certainly doesn’t help as we enter the last half of our lives. That said, I wonder why other people don’t do what I do every morning: LOOK AT MYSELF IN A GODDAMNED MIRROR!

Nancy Grace seems to me like those 800 pound bed-ridden folk who need to be fork-lifted to the hospital: didn’t they, at some point between, say, 200 and 600 pounds, take a look in the mirror and realize something wasn’t working right? Nancy’s hair is atrocious; if a wig, even worse, since it can so easily be changed. And her arms and bat wings….. do we need to see those ailerons flopping in the breeze? Would some gauzy wrap have really interfered with her Madonna channeling? Surely, some costumer on the show can help her find a pants suit or long dress which would spare us the sight of cankles. But I am too harsh. Many love her: she’s a REAL woman, a strong, successful woman, a woman who can convict evil men sll morning and still squeeze out twins in the afternoon. Maybe she could have her own program, showcasing those with like style: Rosie O’Donnell, Roseanne Barr, the actress from Precious, and Tyne Daly could co-star in “The Nancy Grace – Bella Abzug Make-Over Hour.” Now THAT would be a show worth watching!

09.21.11 at 9:29 am

the horror... the horror...

I

I would

oh god

I would

I’m sorry

I’m so

so

sorry

*openly weeps while rubbing raw the biggest, most painful erection of recent memory*

09.21.11 at 12:50 pm

smk73

now’s a good time to call out this brave citizen to come to the aid of his country again: