Sorry again, just some Jazelyn humor! I know, nobody gets my humor :( Back on topic, why am I exploding? It's because of musical brilliance. Nobody gets my music either, but I'm actually not that sad about that :D

Anyway, I've known A Fine Frenzy for a while now. Not personally. If I knew Alison Sudol personally, I would actually explode. Probably. Not. I'm pretty sure a human isn't capable of exploding?

A Fine Frenzy isn't extremely well known, I think. At least not where I am. If I walked up to someone at school and asked, "Do you know who A Fine Frenzy is?", they'd probably say, "Nooooo. . .?" and start scooting away. But I think A Fine Frenzy should be played in every radio station in the world. Cuz' she's that awesome.

Like, I lurve every song in the album One Cell In The Sea. And each song is so unique. Her normal talking voice doesn't give you the first impression of "oh, she's a singer". Her normal talking voice, however, does give the impression of "oh, she talks like a normal person". But her singing? Her singing gives you the impression of "oh, cuh-rap, she's sings GOOD".

Wait, is it she sings well? Gosh, they both sound right D:

Well, yes. I know it doesn't really sound like I love her music a lot, but I do. A LOT. A LOT OF THAT LOT. Small round green vegetables!

Wednesday--No, not next Wednesday or the Wednesday after that. Just all Wednesdays. Why? I have no idea. It just sounds like a good day. It's in the middle of the week, too. I mean, I guess someone has to love a normal day like Wednesday.

The "End of the World"--December 12, 2012. Okay, let's be honest here: I don't really "look forward" to this date, whether it's the end of the world or not. I'm just interested how people will react! I mean, it's a regular day, a WEDNESDAY. Kids are going to school, people are going to work. What, is everyone gonna go in the corners of their house and hide in fear? No. And who knows what crazy things people will do! Someone out there will finally confess their love to the person they'd least want to open up to, and when the day's over, they'll think, "Well, I guess that wasn't necessary."

Christmas--December 25, 2012. It's celebrated on a Tuesday. Who celebrates Hanukkah and Kwanzaa? You have walk through the mall listening to "Merry Christmas" songs. That's why I try to say "Happy Holidays" more often. Buuuut, that won't conceal my love for Christmas! Aw man, I remember when I got TOYS for Christmas. This year it's books and clothes. Books and clothes will always hold a special place in my heart.

Valentine's Day--February 14, 2013. This is celebrated on a Thursday. I'm a sucker for romance, I'M SORRY! Here's my predictions for this day: Guys will carry around teddy bears, some weird comedy chick flick will show in movie theaters, and girls will swoon over everything. I just find it humorous. Plus, teachers are already poking fun at the guys ("*ahem*, guys! you should do this if you want to impress a girl!").

Fruit cups are the best thing ever invented since. . . Oh, wait, no it's not. But on the bright side, it's an okay invention! :)

Now for some yearbook-signing tips, Jazelyn style! Yes, I know. You don't really care at the moment cuz' everyone gets their yearbooks at the end of the year. . . But this kind of stuff is important to me. When you sign a yearbook, know that this may be the last time you talk to or see this person. So you gotta give this lasting impression, show your personality, remind this person about how you were friends.

Tip #1: Don't do the whole H.A.G.S. thing.Yeah, "have a great summer" and whoop-dee-do, it spells the word "hags", haha. Well, that's totes lame. Don't write like it'll be one summer before you see them again, write like you'll never ever see them. Ever. Like, srsly, if all you put is "H.A.G.S.", that person will remember you as the person that couldn't come up with anything.

Tip #2: Don't talk about boring stuff.Cuz' I totally care about how we had math class together. *sarcasm* Listen, you can talk about math or whatever, just don't talk about it because you have absolutely nothing to say. If you don't anything to say, SAY SO!!! Use humor! Be blunt! Acknowledge your empty mind! Say something different like, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no idea what to say to you." And see? I just made that right at the top of my head. It's better than "blah, blah, that one thing in math class".

Tip #3: Don't be cliche`.You signed my crack. Ha, that's funny. But it's less funny if you COPIED IT FROM A WEIRD YEARBOOK-SIGNING POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. (Calm yourself, Jazelyn. . .) If you're gonna use a cliche`, make it not-so cliche`. Gonna use the "I signed your crack" cliche`? Make it as your own by adding your twist on it, like "I signed your crack. . . I hope you don't feel violated :)" or something!!!

Tip #4: Be courteous.Perhaps you shouldn't write with a Sharpie or else it'll bleed through. Perhaps you shouldn't write so big so that others can't sign. It's called Yearbook Etiquette. They asked you if you could sign their yearbook, the least you could do is to keep it pretty.

Tip #5: Sign your name illegibly.Have you ever read the things in your yearbook and was like, "Who wrote that? Whose phone number is that? WHAT?" Well, dude! Don't be that person! If you like signing your name in cursive but want them to actually know who you are, maybe put your name below the real one in parentheses in smaller handwriting and printed. I know I'll do that.

Tip #6: Be. Frikkin'. Different!Wanna stand out? Wanna be the girl that people ask you to sign their yearbooks because you're THAT AWESOME? Well, be different! Sketch something! Have a one-of-a-kind signature! Use inside jokes! Sign guys and gals! Be witty! Think up a different thing to write each and every time you sign! JUST. BE. DIFFERENT.

Yersh, that is it! I hope this'll help you improve your yearbook skillz! Cuz' I'm just that passionate about signing yearbooks.

Oh, gawd. I love 5:15 and so forth. With the. . . xylophone, I think? And ohmigosh CRESCENDO. I LUV IT. I LUV IT. ILUVITILUVITILUVIT. I just got a shiver. And it's not because it's cold in my house. Like, it's just SOO cool when a music group does a piece people actually know, not like some random song deep in the abyss of music. . . Like, do you know how many people who watched Avatar: The Last Airbender and were ecstatic to see an epicly talented group play songs THEY ACTUALLY KNOW??! It was a lot of people. The whole fandom on Tumblr. Fandoms are huge, guys.

Winter is great. But it stinks, in a way. For example, you must put lotion on every inch of your body or else you'll get shocked. Same thing with clothing. Wear it or else you'll freeze up in your own house.

I LOVE SCENTS. It's like, all scenty. Let's go through pics of scents I love, lotion and perfume. Girl time!

Bath & Body Works--Coconut Lime Breeze

Bath & Body Works--Warm Vanilla Sugar

Bath & Body Works--Vanilla Bean Noel

Victoria's Secret--Honey Do

Victoria's Secret--Tropic Breeze

Victoria's Secret--Passionate Kisses

And there's way more hand sanitizers and lip gloss and stuff... But that would just be time-consuming.

Oh, the Coconut Lime Breeze is heavenly. And the Passionate Kisses is a little heavy on the cherry smell... Use a small amount or with another vanilla scent, like Warm Vanilla Sugar. Victoria's Secret lotions are okay, they just don't feel as refreshing as Bath & Body Works. I got Honey Do a loooong time ago, who lnows if it's still in stores.

Well, hope you scent-savvy peeps out there enjoyed this post. SMALL ROUND GREEN VEGETABLES.

Did you guys read that one article about Bianca Bosker and how she has this weird impostor on Facebook? It's creepy-weird. Watch out for creepy-weird stalkers on Facebook.

Anyway, I have this Veteran's Day assignment for school. And I have no idea which veteran I should do it on. So if you guys want to suggest a service person, that would be awesome! Just comment their name, the years they served, the conflict they served in, and their home state! THANKS.

Well, that's it for now, guys. I SHALL WORK ON WRITING CONTEST ENTRY, HUZZAH.