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You should have publicly berated her for not knowing the correct source of her tattoo. A simple tapping on your pint glass with a spoon would have gotten the pubs attention then you could have proceeded to destroy this woman in the full gaze of friends, family and peers.

Once you had crushed her confidence she would have been putty in your hands.

Not being an expert on the Raven and from what little I recall any "action", that there is, takes place in and around the narrators bedroom. So my question to the girl would have been, what was Don doing in Poe's bedroom.....? I always suspected the Poe was mad but hanging around with a befuddled Spanish knight is taking it to far. I say no Poe, bad boy, step away from the nutty knight and go back to your rather dull conversation with the feathered chick.

With your clothes crumpled on the floor at the end of a bed with the Henna from her tattoo well and truely destroying the crisp clean sheets of the double bed of the penthouse at the morgan hotel you booked into and bailed back to after a passionate movie like middle of the street embrace and its raining.

Either that or paying the 125 euro soiling charge after she spews on the way back in a taxi and leaves you forking the bill and then doesn't put out.

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