I can't believe the girls that have been sent my way. The one thing most, if not all, have in common is that they're skinny as fuck. Some of them look like something left in my toilet after my morning glory. I, being a humanitarian, will never turn down a porn whore looking for work even if that includes her making a mess of my lovely home. I am known as the bringer of gifts. My gift to them is a hot load of Christmas spunk delivered fresh to the forehead and then a swift kick in the ass out the front door... continue