Our apologies to JK Rowling and Terry Pratchett for butchering their images and stealing their ideas.

This was supposed to be in the A/N at the end of Chapter 9 of '...Discworld', but it didn't survive the horrendously traumatic transition from editing to posting.http://www.ie.lspace.org/fandom/songs/hedgehogsong.htmlAs the A/N says, there are various different versions out there if you don't like the one we used. Just Google 'hedgehog song'.

We decided to change the title of 'Harry Potter, Magnificent Bastard' to comply with fanfiction.net's guideline that all titles and summaries must be 'K' rated.

An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.

After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...