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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Say It Ain't So, Mariah!

Photo by James Devaney

What is it about getting rich and famous that turns seemingly plain old folks into dumbasses? I can understand all of the sudden that you have more money than God and you are now able to go places and do things that before you could only dream of. More power to you in that case. What I am talking about is when sudden riches turn ordinary people into blathering dumbasses, so far removed from reality and where they come from that they are, as a person, completely unrecognizable from what they once were. Mariah Carey is one of those people.

I don't know much about Ms. Carey except that she a pretty girl and can sing her ass off. I couldn't name you one of her songs if you held a gun to my head. I also remember a while back when she was in the news all the time because she had some "medical issues". I thought she had conquered those demons and she made a career comeback of epic proportions, got married and is expecting twins. I think that's great after all she has been through. Then Mariah goes and opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she is a dumbass. Let me splain.

Mariah has several dogs. Again, good for her. I am sure that she loves her dogs and takes very good care of them. Maybe too good care of them. With the impending arrival of her two little bundles of joy, Mariah cares enough for her pooches that she is sending them to therapy so they won't feel left out when the babies get here! Are you fucking kidding me? Here's a quote from the story onBoomBox "but the mom-to-be is pulling out all the stops to make sure they don't get jealous of the new addition to the family. Mimi has hired a dog psychologist to treat her four Jack Russell dogs. The singer called on the doc to help prevent the canines from having any sort of envy regarding her imminent twins." The comments are even better. Check these two out:

Let's see you have four established Jack Russell terriers in a household where two new babies are about to join. Since Jack Russell's were originally used for fox hunting and can be quite aggressive I see nothing in getting help for the dogs to cope with the new additions to the household. Pet experts always recommend taking measures to ensure the dogs get acclimated to babies. If the dogs harmed the babies all the haters would be singing a different tune and questioning why Mariah didn't do anything in advance to prepare the dogs for the babies' arrival.

And this doozy from the same dumbass: "Since Jack Russell's were originally used for fox hunting and can be quite aggressive I see nothing WRONG in getting help for the dogs to cope with the new additions to the household". Just remember that people like this flaming dumbshit vote. I'm just sayin'.

I'm sure that Mariah Carey is a very nice young lady and a kind hearted soul. And it's her money so she can waste it any way she sees fit. But, if she's worried about those damn dogs hurting her babies, she could, oh...I don't know...give them away or something! I know that if I had a dog and it ever even looked like it was gonna hurt one of my kids, the fucking mongrel would be learning discipline courtesy of Messrs. Smith and Wesson. End of dog. End of story. No fuss, no muss. So, Mariah, save your money and find another good home for your dogs. I'm certain that you wouldn't as quick as I am to introduce them to Mr. Smith and his buddy Mr.Wesson. But then, again, why would you do that? Dumbass.