Шутки с переводом слов и комикс

【パパ、大丈夫よ！】A father found his five-year-old daughter outside brushing their dog's teeth,using his toothbrush.“What are you doing with my toothbrush?” the father asked in alarm.“I'm cleaning John's teeth,”she answered sweetly. “But don't worry, Dad.I'll rinse it out when I'm done just like I always do.”

※in alarm 驚いて - с тревогой

【静かだったでしょ？】Jack came thundering down the stairs, much to his mother's annoyance.“Jack,” she called, “How many more times have I got to tell you tocome down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like awell-behaved boy.”There was a silence, and Jack reappeared in the front room.“That's better,” said his mother. “Now will you always come downlike that?” “Suits me,” said Jack, “I slid down the banister.”