Stop What You Are Effing Doing and Appreciate

Please take a moment to appreciate these trainers from Sam Edelman. That’s right, Sam Edelman made freaking cool hip-hop inspired shoes. They are the perfect combination of urban chic and girly glamorous. Observe: the camouflage detailing on the side panel is calf hair. We all know I am not above offing an animal in order to accessorize well. Also note the pop of lime in the back heel. I die. They’re perfect.

These bad boys would look amazing with skinny jeans, a fun slinky skirt, harem cargos, the sky is the limit. You can find them at Peria in midtown Memphis, and they come in GOLD, too.

* Special thanks to the designers at Sam Edelman for pulling the giant conservative sticks out of their a**es.