Food, food, food… We all love food. Being hungry is awful. Being around humans that are hungry is just downright depressing. Cats and dogs feel the same way (just ask Buster when you get home, he’ll tell you)! Luckily for them, though, any good pet owner, such as yourself, thinks about these kinds of things and

What more do you need than baby goats hopping around to make your day better? Really? Not even the most cynical and angry person in the world can stop their heart from smiling when you see these spunky little devils do their thing. Even just a picture of them can make your heart melt

Summer time is finally here. So now that you’ve successfully ripped the sleeves off of every t-shirt you own, bronzed yourself in the gleaming sun to the point of happy ripeness, and it’s hotter than a well digger’s ass outside, you’re ready to really do the summer dance. But all you have in your front

With how busy we can get as human beings, we often lose sight of the scale upon which we compare to the world around us. Look around you. How many people do you see? Me… I see 11. Now process the fact that our planet is inhibited by more than 7 billion people! Crazy, huh?

Vacationing is always fun. The process of choosing where you’ll be for the week or so you’re away is not as easy and stress-free. After all, there are so many places you could choose from. What it boils down to is simply preference, and where you choose to go is usually where you’d rather be

Happy #NationalFriendshipDay! Friendship is a beautiful thing, and we’d all be pretty lost without our best friend. Thankfully, we’ve had some friend-spiration from our favorite TV shows that have shown us what true friendship really looks like. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Do you love cookies? Of course you do, what kind of question is that? If you’re lazy or just are a lost cause when it comes to cooking, you’re probably looking for the easiest cookie recipes out there. We’ve done the work for you and found the most delicious looking, idiot proof (almost) cookie recipes

Would you rather? is a classic game among men and women of all ages, shapes, and sizes. It’s fun, simple, and enticing. Not to mention you really get to know someone through their answers! Well, as you know, here at Statisfy we love your feedback and we love making polls, so we decided to play

Yes, you read that right. Cookies are the new kale, haven’t you heard? Well, that’s not exaaactly what we mean by good for you. Ever since we were little the cookie jar was our holy grail. There’s just something about cookies that makes you feel some typa way. Cookies are delicious and make you happy, which is

You’re paying bills, car payments, rent, and your pet’s vet bill all while slaving away at your cubicle job. You know what it’s time for? VACATION!!!!!! But wait, there’s just one problem: you’re a little tight on money. Lucky for us, there are ways to learn how to travel on a budget. Learning how to

Instagram, SnapChat, and Facebook are each inundated with the anti-glamorous selfie pictures paralleling the essence of Scumbag Steve. To add to the douche-baggery, a massive percentage of these pictures are taken with handfuls of cash. Naturally, these photos are being misconstrued as being cool or hip. But really, they’re just a pubic hair shy of pathetic.

Taco Tuesday is upon us! It’s a hundred freaking degrees outside, you’re sweating like a sieve under a sink, and all you want to do is tack on some calories since you’re burning off more by simply existing than you have during any workout before… Sorry if you disagree, but this all screams drinks and

For years, the demand for ivory was so high that the elephant populations were in serious danger. And by serious, we mean SERIOUS. Although it’s actually illegal to kill elephants in Africa, poaching is still a huge problem. The ivory trade has killed hundreds of thousands of elephants; but there might be a new

It’s time to dig out your retro, sepia-tinted memories of the past. Do you remember when the best entertainment came from the static-filled, fat TV placed on the kitchen counter? Take a moment to recall brightly-colored shows with talking dogs, cool gangs of kids and epic heroes. The 90s birthed a wave of some

Good news, millennials! It seems our generation has really made such an impact, that all of our weird abbrevs and phrases have been added into the dictionary. Some of these we’re not sure if we should be proud of, but now if your parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc don’t understand a word your saying, you can

Ever wonder what your favorite Disney Channel star is up to nowadays? Better yet, do you ever wonder what they look like now? Did they grow up to be super hot or super not? Whether you like it or not, Disney Channel stars move on, and they’re no longer the innocent little kids they played

It’s never easy meeting your new girlfriend’s family. The whole night you’re running down a checklist of to-do’s in your head: Make her mother laugh, shake her father’s hand firmly, eye-contact, manners, don’t shit my pants… and so on. At the end of the night, on your way home you grade your performance based

Let’s face it: The expected direction in life usually comes to that time of marriage, childbirth, and family-building. And from the minute a teenager enters the days of legalized porn and cigarettes and edges closer to that 21 line, these moments come to the forefront of the mind.

Coworkers: can’t live with em’, can’t live without em’ (well, you probably could). There are certain behaviors that are just NSFW (not safe for work), and they’re pretty much non-negotiable. If you do any of the things on this list, I suggest that you check yourself before you wreck yourself…because everyone at your office

Remember when Twitter was overflowing with posts about what it was like growing up with strict parents? Well, that ship has sailed and now we’re talking about our bros and sistas. The trending hashtag, #GrowingUpWithSiblings is all too relatable for anyone out there who has had to deal with trolls, I mean siblings, all

Online dating and swipe-to-like apps are flooding social media. It’s gotten so contagious that seeing your mother in your suggested matches probably wouldn’t even surprise you! In fact, you’d probably just go back and rehash your entire life to find out what exactly you did to allow for this bullshit algorithmic interpersonal calculator to

Remember when you first started going to the movies or the mall with your friends without your parents present? Easily one of the coolest feelings ever. And what made it even cooler were the countless times you tried to do away with your parents and their micro-managerial ways in association with their natural protective

Cue Bad Blood. If you own a television and have a pulse, you’ve probably heard about the drama that ensued between female pop star, Taylor Swift, and female rapper, Nicki Minaj. Everyone from E! News to Fox News is reporting on this hoedown throwdown, so it must be important. If you’re confused about what

Everybody loves a good wiener! No, you perv, I’m not talking about genitals, I’m talking about wieners… good ol’ fashioned wieners! It’s National Hot Dog Day today, and we’re here to help you celebrate. Naturally, we can’t buy you a hot dog, nor can this article grow a pair of arms and feed it to

This past week, #GrowingUpWithStrictParents was trending big time on Twitter. A bunch of kids with helicopter parents united in a Twitter rage, sharing experiences, techniques, and WTF moments they’ve had growing up with the strictest parents out there. Here are some of our favorites from these poor, overly parented children.

Everyday doesn’t have to be “just another day at the office” if you get your mind out of the gutter and realize that almost everything can be taken to a dirty, filthy, inappropriate, and uncomfortable place! And if it can’t be, throw a “That’s what she said” or “In bed” at the end of it