1. What's your favorite letter? People have those?2. What's your favorite number? 497. Not one more, not one less.3. What's your favorite color? Toss-up between orange and Kermit the Frog green.4. What's your favorite day of the week? Saturday.5. What's your favorite month? Too many options...6. What's your favorite food? Spaghetti is a top one.7. What's your favorite TV show? If we include Muppets and past shows, then it is the Muppet Show. If we exclude the Muppets, it's The Dick Van Dyke Show. If we exclude the Muppets and past shows, then it's undetermined.8. What's your favorite movie? If we include Muppets, it's the Muppet Movie. If we don't include Muppets, it's still the Muppet Movie.9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. Your life is now complete.10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? Why has that become a standard survey question all over the world?

1. "You are a winner!"
2. The phone number of a person which I don't have yet and likely never will. But one must reach for the stars.
3. Black. Bluish black, not greenish black. (See? I didn't go for the Python joke. So there.)
4. Any day I can sleep in without money worries.
5. October. Wish it would get here alr... *rat hurries up, whispers in ear* Huh? You're sh*ng me. Really? *looks at 100 degree day* Well.....crap.
6. Right now? or in general? Pumpkins. Chocolate. Mmmm...wait what was the question?
7. Alcatraz. Hey, I can hope. (Though Doctor Who and Firefly are up there.)
8. Perfect Strangers. NO not the stupid sitcom.
9. *hands Snowth his dept of redundancy dept badge*
10. Ummm...no. Maybe. Can I get back to you on that?
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1. What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? Nah, you’re not princess-y enough! 2. How many fingers am I holding up? Fourteen!3. Did you know…? …What?4. Look! It’s…! ...What?! What is it?! You can’t just linger on a sentence like that! That’s very annoying! 5. Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Oh, they’re over there!6. Dude, where’s my car? Right next to this season’s losers of the year!7. Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? YES! Yes it- oh, wait, why. Errrrrrrm…8. My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? Well, like, okay, y’know, yeah, dunno, whatever, ew, dude…9. Does this make my butt look fat? No. Your butt IS fat.10. There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! Now get in the bag, before I stab you repeatedly!

: Oh. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, here at Muppet Central, where the surveys are being made today.
1.What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? Perhaps not. But with our new Muppet Labs Lover, everyone will want to kidnap you. Right, Beaker?
2.How many fingers am I holding up? *lifts glasses* Well, it appears you haven't any fingers.
3.Did you know…? I did, indeed.
4.Look! It’s…! The Periodic Table of Elements! Oh, I love it!
5.Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Tempermental today, I see. You've been taking Muppet Labs Emotional Pills again, haven't you?
6.Dude, where’s my car? I'm afraid Beakie and I had to borrow it in order to create our new Muppet Labs Time Travel Car.
7.Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? Why, yes. Have you about 4 hours?
8.My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? I wouldn't know. I've never had a boyfriend.
9.Does this make my butt look fat? Not with our new Muppet Labs Slim Suit. With this invention, your derriere will look perfect. Right, Beaker?
10.There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! I see you still haven't much to say.