New App Predicts When You Will Get Married

2 years ago

Are people bugging you if you'll ever get married!? If you're way behind [or as I like to call it "actually living my own life"] now there's an app to tell you exactly when you should be puttin' a ring on it if you wanna fit in with your friends!! CLICK BELOW!

Hi! I'm Mat. My goal is to be listened to, called upon, and talked about unless you're a collection agency. I come from the sunflower state, where one of two things happened: they donï¿½t believe in spellcheck, and left the second T off my first name when they typed the birth certificate. Or, maybe my parents are just weird for naming me Mat with One T. I hope you enjoy my radio show, because when Piers Morgan discovers I exist, Iï¿½m gonna be his stunt double, or join him on CNN as his nearly identical twin (trust me, look at my picture!). By the way, if you reading this at four oï¿½clock in the afternoon, just know I am half way through my tea and crumpets.