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Monday, June 27, 2016

#1681: John Guandolo

John Guandolo is a former FBI agent who talks to wingnuts
and conspiracy theorists about the threat of Muslim infiltration. Actually,
like most of their ex-Muslim and ex-secret-agents Guandolo is … well, his
background isn’t quite like the picture he conveys. But he tells wingnuts and
conspiracy theorists what they want to hear, so they’re apparently more than
willing to overlook that somewhat substantial dent in his credibility.

According to Guandolo himself he was an FBI agent until he
was forced out by the “Muslim radicals” who control the agency. That’s right;
the FBI has become, covertly, more or less a front for Islamic radicalism, and
the people in charge – despite recognizing the stellar work Guandolo did on
gathering intelligence – finally got tired of him bringing to light
uncomfortable facts about Islamic radicals, so they booted him. In reality,
Guandolo apparently resigned from the FBI because he was having sex with a confidential
informant in a federal corruption case, and resigned before they could question
him about it.

How deep does the radical Muslim infiltration go? Well,
according to Guandolo,
John Brennan converted to Islam when he served in Saudi Arabia as the “culmination
of a counterintelligence operation against him to recruit him”. And Guandolo is
more than willing to elaborate upon how dire a situation this puts the US in,
but tends to neglect to provide, you know, anything to back up the assertion.
The WND ran it anyways, of course. Rick Wiles also hosted Guandolo on his show to explain how Brennan is seeking to “aid and abet the enemy” through assistance to Muslim
Brotherhood agents who are infiltrating the government (the goal is to replace
the Constitution with Sharia law, of course). On the show Guandolo also
suggested that President Obama is a Muslim, although he admitted that he
couldn’t offer a “100 percent guarantee” (most of us would rather be interested
in the evidence than a guarantee, but then again we are not raging, paranoid
nutjobs and may accordingly use different parameters) – but he could assert
that Obama “is significantly sympathetic to the cause of our enemies” and that he
and other top officials are accordingly “absolutely not upholding their oath of
office and need to be removed” and put in jail (“treason”, he calls the fact that Obama wants to work with U.S. Muslim communities to combat
extremism) – apparently he hopes that president Trump will ensure that everyone
Guandolo disagrees with on political matters will be arrested and the practice of Islam is properly regulated by law to ensure that the liberty and freedom we know and love are upheld. He also
falsely claimed that the Islamic Society of North America is a front group for
Hamas. Guandolo was invited back after the Boston bombings to claim that Islamic radicals are operating in “every locale across the United States” and must
be named and shamed. If not, Guandolo claimed, such extremists will infiltrate
school boards and the sheriff’s departments and cause America to go over the
“tipping point” beyond which we become a nation controlled by Al Qaeda (at
least that seems to be what he was claiming; it’s not entirely coherent.
And once again, Obama is actively seeking to impose Sharia law. Indeed,
Tennessee is apparentlyalready under
Sharia law.

In 2015 he also blamed the mass shooting at an Oregon community college on Obama’s “pro-jihadi
ideology”. The shooter was not a Muslim. But you know: He was an Islamist
terrorist nonetheless. “While there are reports Chris Harper-Mercer’s online
dating profile identifies him as a ‘Republican’ of mixed race, the evidence
available as of today reveals he is sympathetic to terrorists and jihadis,”
said Guandolo. He didn’t specify the “evidence” part. And Mercer was clearly
fueled by Obama’s “anti-Christian rhetoric, his pro-progressive-left socialist,
Marxist, revolutionary ideology,” as well as “his anti-police policies and
actions and the Department of Justice and attorney general who support these.”
That’s what Islamic extremism is all about. Added Guandolo to radio show host
Vince Coakley: “I think this is a much more reasonable answer to why this
happened than the fact that we have too many guns, which is what the president
immediately came out and said.” It really, really isn’t, you know. But then
Guandolo wouldn’t be able to identify “reasonable” if his life depended on it.
Apparently Black Lives Matter is a front for Muslim extremism as well.

Diagnosis: Frothingly insane, paranoid conspiracy theorist –
but since he tells people what they want to hear he is apparently also
well-respected by frighteningly many gohmerts on the fringe, and even exerts
some influence on people with real power.