Bankrupt Kerry to be evicted (and not just from a reality show) - and the rest of today's celeb stocking fillers

Most people are hoping for a bit of cash for Christmas, but it sounds like Kerry Katona needs more than a £20 Debenhams voucher - she faces eviction from her home as she hasn't paid her mortgage for months.

Kerry broke down in tears when she received the repossession order for the £1.5 million house she shares with that hunk of burning love Mark Croft.

"She hasn't paid the mortgage because she's been squandering what money she has left," says someone who knows how to make a buck or two from spilling secrets. "Kerry seemed to think she was immune from losing her home. She really didn't think that she, Kerry Katona, would have her house taken from her. But now the reality has hit hard - there is no going back, Kerry has lost her home for good. It is too late to negotiate with the mortgage lender, they have given her too many chances. She has just a few weeks to find somewhere to live but she knows it is probably going to be back in a council house in Warrington where she grew up."

We have a better solution - Kerry's homelessness coincides with the start of Celebrity Big Brother so... and you can see where we're going with this... why doesn't she move in there for a week or two? She might have to listen to Mr T or similar farting, but it's got to be better than living on the streets - or, indeed, with Mark Croft.

In other slow-news-week news:

Joe McElderry only came third in a local talent contest last year - but when you watch this dodgy video of him singing Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs, you'll see why he wasn't a winner.