NO. No lies. If I said I'll give you a cookie on Monday, but later say "Oh, sorry, it turns out that I'm going to the dentist on Monday, so I'll give you the cookie on Tuesday." does that make me a liar? I don't think that the Monomi Park staff can tell the future, apart from the things that are fixed.

Clint Eastwood wrote:They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Half right. The thunder and lightning are from the Forums...What do I write here?I'm the self-proclaimed forum morale officer!

Noggy05 wrote:NO. No lies. If I said I'll give you a cookie on Monday, but later say "Oh, sorry, it turns out that I'm going to the dentist on Monday, so I'll give you the cookie on Tuesday." does that make me a liar? I don't think that the Monomi Park staff can tell the future, apart from the things that are fixed.

yes, yes it does noggyif you said you would give me a cookie on Monday, then didn’t give me a cookie, that statement was not true.that is aLIE

Dank SupaGamaBoi wrote:I EAT THE MEMESI DRINK THE MEMESWITHOUT MEMES I WILL DIE

they actually have a release date.this next part is copied and pasted from my email

The race begins: March 13th!

Lace up those dash boots, because Mochi's Megabucks Update is launching on March 13th! In this update you'll be invited to explore the Nimble Valley, chase down quicksilver slimes, and earn luxurious upgrades... that is, if you think you can handle the high-speed, high-reward lifestyle.

Ranching in the Valley is a little different from anywhere else on the range; very few ranchers have been able to master the art of harvesting quicksilver plorts.

Luckily for you, Mochi says she’ll let you borrow some of her cutting-edge Miles Tech. Her specialized vac-tech comes with a variety of tools to assist you in your ventures through the Valley. Some of them seem pretty messy, but Mochi has assured us that it'll wash off... eventually.

Mochi's Megabucks Update will arrive for PC on March 13 and for Xbox One and shortly after! Are you ready to race through the Nimble Valley?

As always, you can read up on the features we have planned for Slime Rancher on our Development Roadmap and get the latest on what we're up to by following us on Twitter.

See you at the races!

- Monomi Park

-Sam Vlasenko (real name)if you see this, you cannot see the other oneif you see this, you cannot see the other one