Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Yes, Please!

Oh yes, I believe I would very much like to see Christine O'Donnell enter the light-filled arenas of America's "Reality Programming, Competition-Based" category of entertainment. So on this one subject, I agree with Sarah Palin, who was apparently pitching nutty ol' Christine to the Dancing with the Stars producers. Sounds great! Personally, though, I'd rather see O'Donnell on something a little edgier, like Fear Factor or Survivor or something else which generally includes eating insects as a matter of routine.

Better yet, wouldn't it be a great time to revive Circus of the Stars? Because I would SO tune in to see Christine O'Donnell: Lion Tamer! or, I don't know, little Piper Palin shot out of a cannon or something.

I'm banking on Piper Palin to grow up to be the family's token lesbian. And as the youngest, most precocious daughter I have a hunch her tell-all book will make 'Mommie Dearest' look like a Valentine.Meanwhile, as Willow continues to be overshadowed by a newly confident Brisket Palin, watch for her to be busted gettin' it on with the local meth lab operator.She's gonna be the bad seed--mark my words.