]]>He got hit by a truck. Welcome to another episode of house sadness. It’s fart 2 of the bogvumpers “Catching Up With What They Did Over Break and Other Sad Stuff.” The bogvumpers jump in with some “WFM’s” then they transition flawlessly and tell some ne...

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Wed, 09 Jan 2019 08:01:40 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2282http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/got-yer-nose/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/got-yer-nose/feed/0Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That’s punishment enough. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The stinkers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so the stinkers take you to the chuckle hut in “Joke of the Gay” then […]Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That’s punishment enough. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The stinkers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so the stinkers take you to the chuckle hut in “Joke of the Gay” then it’s been a while since the stinkers last recorded so this is part one of two episodes where the stinkers spend the episode catching up and telling stories about how they spent their holiday breaks and there’s a “30 seconds of a Spanish Radio Station calling the end of The Bears vs The Eagles NFC Wild Card game” in there somewhere. So grab your headphones, protect your gosh darn noses and give this sad boy a listen.

]]>Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That’s punishment enough. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The stinkers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so the stinkers ...
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Wed, 02 Jan 2019 08:01:22 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2280http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/browneye-drops/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/browneye-drops/feed/0Everybody go home, there’s a psycho killer here. I cut off my hand, and now it’s gonna kill you all. Welcome to the first episode of 2019. The Clifford the big red dog’s get things started with some “WFM’s” then the Clifford the big red dog’s get a phone call from their favorite convict Clemin in […]Everybody go home, there’s a psycho killer here. I cut off my hand, and now it’s gonna kill you all. Welcome to the first episode of 2019. The Clifford the big red dog’s get things started with some “WFM’s” then the Clifford the big red dog’s get a phone call from their favorite convict Clemin in “The Kooky Kase of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Simpsons BUTTerfinger commercial” then the Clifford the big red dog’s give you some sweet nothings you can whisper into your lover’s or brother’s or brother’s lover’s ear in “sCREAM yer JEANS” then we hear “120 seconds of a Love Songs from the 70’s commercial” then the Clifford the big red dog’s squeeze in some quick “Who Farted’s” and “Fanny Packs” and then the Clifford the big red dog’s ramble and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go press ham on a glass casket and give this episode a listen.

]]>Everybody go home, there’s a psycho killer here. I cut off my hand, and now it’s gonna kill you all. Welcome to the first episode of 2019. The Clifford the big red dog’s get things started with some “WFM’s” then the Clifford the big red dog’s get a pho...

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Wed, 26 Dec 2018 08:01:06 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2278http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/ice-creamated/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/ice-creamated/feed/031 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in with that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a N64 Christmas commercial” then the butt plugs sing some special […]31 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in with that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a N64 Christmas commercial” then the butt plugs sing some special Christmas carols in “XXXMass Song Dongles” then we hear “60 seconds of a Power Rangers Christmas commercial” then the butt plugs unearth a special Christmas tape from everyone’s favorite lisping ghost hunters in “The Ghost Lisperers: XXXMass Edition” then the butt plugs f around and name the episode. So grab your headphones, don’t forget about garbage day and give this episode a listen.

]]>31 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in with that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a N64 ...
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:31:24TOOL AND THE GANGhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/tool-and-the-gang/
Wed, 19 Dec 2018 08:01:46 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2273http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/tool-and-the-gang/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/tool-and-the-gang/feed/0Old man Clemens hates shit. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The tossers get things started with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so its back to some future comedy gold in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of a free credit report dot your […]Old man Clemens hates shit. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The tossers get things started with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so its back to some future comedy gold in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of a free credit report dot your mom commercial” then you better be ready to be serenaded because the tossers are belting out some tunes in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “120 seconds of a fun rock album commercial” then the tossers do some chatting and name the episode. So grab your headphones, call the shit poo and give this episode a listen.

]]>Old man Clemens hates shit. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The tossers get things started with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so its back to some future comedy gold in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 ...

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Wed, 12 Dec 2018 08:01:06 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2268http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/d-hive/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/d-hive/feed/0They want you to take the rolls. Cum one cum Jamal to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle-berries get things started with some “WFM’s” then Clemin must be up to no good because he didn’t give the dingle-berries a ring this week so they bring back everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay” […]They want you to take the rolls. Cum one cum Jamal to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle-berries get things started with some “WFM’s” then Clemin must be up to no good because he didn’t give the dingle-berries a ring this week so they bring back everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 steamy seconds of a phone sex commercial” then the dingle-berries spill the beans and share some dark chocolate secrets in “Notecard Secrets” then we hear “30 seconds of a drive-in concession stand commercial” then the dingle-berries dingle and dangle and name the episode. So grab your headphones, bend over and take it up the tailpipe and give this big boy a listen.

]]>They want you to take the rolls. Cum one cum Jamal to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle-berries get things started with some “WFM’s” then Clemin must be up to no good because he didn’t give the dingle-berries a ring this week so they bring b...
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:32:55HOT FUDGE MY SON IS GAYhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hot-fudge-my-son-is-gay/
Wed, 05 Dec 2018 08:01:00 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2263http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hot-fudge-my-son-is-gay/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hot-fudge-my-son-is-gay/feed/0You mean that wimpy deer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The battle chodes get things started with some “WFM’s” then the battle chodes welcome back Clemin for a nice little chat in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of you’re not gonna believe it but it’s another butt munching […]You mean that wimpy deer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The battle chodes get things started with some “WFM’s” then the battle chodes welcome back Clemin for a nice little chat in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of you’re not gonna believe it but it’s another butt munching Pizza Head commercial” then the battle chodes sling some new slang in “No-cabulary” then it’s “120 seconds of Monsters of Rock commercial, not to be confused with the talented folks over at Monsters of C*ck” then the battle chodes ramble and bring the episode to an end. So grab your headphones, don’t be afraid to jump into your neighbor’s backyard to get your baseball back and give this bad boy a listen.

]]>You mean that wimpy deer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The battle chodes get things started with some “WFM’s” then the battle chodes welcome back Clemin for a nice little chat in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of yo...

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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:44:43HOOKER WRAPPING PAPERhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hooker-wrapping-paper/
Wed, 28 Nov 2018 08:01:14 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2258http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hooker-wrapping-paper/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hooker-wrapping-paper/feed/0The toros sure are number one. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The carpetbaggers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then the carpetbaggers take a break from chatting with Clemin to bring back the old “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of yet another Free Credit Report dot your mom […]The toros sure are number one. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The carpetbaggers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then the carpetbaggers take a break from chatting with Clemin to bring back the old “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of yet another Free Credit Report dot your mom commercial” then it’s time to gather around the campfire and listen to some tales of woe in “Notecard Secrets” then we hear “30 seconds of a Phone Sex Hotline commercial from da 90’s” then the carpetbaggers cum to Jesus and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go steal some cheers from the school across town and give this podcast a listen.

]]>The toros sure are number one. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The carpetbaggers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then the carpetbaggers take a break from chatting with Clemin to bring back the old “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “...

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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:21:44TURKEY SQUIRThttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/turkey-squirt/
Wed, 21 Nov 2018 08:01:29 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2256http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/turkey-squirt/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/turkey-squirt/feed/0I hate Mr. Bean. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The ginger-snaps get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then they check in on that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Butterball Thanksgiving Commercial from da 80’s” then the ginger-snaps introduce what might be the greatest […]I hate Mr. Bean. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The ginger-snaps get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then they check in on that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Butterball Thanksgiving Commercial from da 80’s” then the ginger-snaps introduce what might be the greatest bit to ever be captured on a podcast in “It’s Been A While” then we hear “30 seconds of another dang Butterball Turkey Commercial” then the ginger-snaps do some chatting and name the episode. So grab your headphones, butter your turkey’s balls and give this grammy nominated episode a listen.

]]>I hate Mr. Bean. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The ginger-snaps get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then they check in on that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Butterball Thanksgiving Commer...

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Wed, 14 Nov 2018 08:01:14 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2252http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/blessedicles/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/blessedicles/feed/0I’ve got nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick-weeds get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to see what kind of mess Clemin’s gotten himself into this week in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of a Country Corn […]I’ve got nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick-weeds get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to see what kind of mess Clemin’s gotten himself into this week in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of a Country Corn Flakes Commercial” then the dick-weeds play out some wacky scenarios in “Fun to Yer Head” then we hear “30 seconds of a Cracker Barrel Cheese Commercial” then it’s everyone favorite part of the episode where the dick-weeds wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go get your cootie shot and give this sad boy a listen.

]]>I’ve got nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick-weeds get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to see what kind of mess Clemin’s gotten himself into this week in “The Kooky C...

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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:29:24THERE’S NO BROWN-EYE IN TEAMhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/theres-no-brown-eye-in-team/
Wed, 07 Nov 2018 08:01:16 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2244http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/theres-no-brown-eye-in-team/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/theres-no-brown-eye-in-team/feed/0It’s the most wonderful time in my rear because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The scallywags get things started with some “WFM’s” then the scallywags get an extra special call from everyone’s favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” the we hear “120 seconds of a Punk album commercial” then this […]It’s the most wonderful time in my rear because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The scallywags get things started with some “WFM’s” then the scallywags get an extra special call from everyone’s favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” the we hear “120 seconds of a Punk album commercial” then this next segment is brought to you by The Shins because the scallywags are discussing some new slang in “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of a Trojan Condoms commercial, a sponsor the scallywags would love to have” then the scallywags wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, tell your grandma to go easy on the salt and give this episode a listen.

]]>It’s the most wonderful time in my rear because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The scallywags get things started with some “WFM’s” then the scallywags get an extra special call from everyone’s favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Cle...
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Wed, 31 Oct 2018 07:01:02 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2242http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/denim-turlet/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/denim-turlet/feed/0Cuz this is sadness. House Sadness the podcast. Close enough. Welcome to the sploogey and spooky Halloween episode of House Sadness. The hobgoblins start things off with some spooky “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Franken Berry cereal commercial,” then the hobgoblins listen in on ssssssssome ssssssssuper ssssssspooky ssssssstories from Cecil and that […]Cuz this is sadness. House Sadness the podcast. Close enough. Welcome to the sploogey and spooky Halloween episode of House Sadness. The hobgoblins start things off with some spooky “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Franken Berry cereal commercial,” then the hobgoblins listen in on ssssssssome ssssssssuper ssssssspooky ssssssstories from Cecil and that other guy who forgot his own name in “The Ghost Lisperers: Creepy Pasta Edition,” then we hear “30 seconds of an Elvira Coors Light commercial,” then the hobgoblins mash-up non horror movies with horror movies to make some scurry ass shit in “Monster Mash-up,” then the hobgoblins wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, take some candy from strangers and give this bad boy a listen.

]]>Cuz this is sadness. House Sadness the podcast. Close enough. Welcome to the sploogey and spooky Halloween episode of House Sadness. The hobgoblins start things off with some spooky “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Franken Berry cereal commercial...
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Fri, 26 Oct 2018 07:01:48 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2235http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/danson-in-the-moonlight/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/danson-in-the-moonlight/feed/0“Well if I had the money, I’d tell you what I’d do, I’d go online, listen to an episode or two, crazy bout house sadness, yea I’m crazy bout house sadness.” This is a Jacob Alan “Jackson” Kubon filled epichode, slightly shorter than the last, but longer than moist. Another epichode where we are missing […]“Well if I had the money, I’d tell you what I’d do, I’d go online, listen to an episode or two, crazy bout house sadness, yea I’m crazy bout house sadness.” This is a Jacob Alan “Jackson” Kubon filled epichode, slightly shorter than the last, but longer than moist. Another epichode where we are missing Casey and have the privilege of having a guest co-host, you know him, and no one will blow him, the one, the only, THE SHAKETHATBEAR QUAKER!!!! TONY THE CRUNCH CAMPOS!!! He’s back for this Jacob Makeup epichode, a special treat for all of you sadsacks because we missed a previous week of sadness, because for a brief moment in time, Jacob forgot what it was like to be a forever resident of House Sadness. But don’t worry, it all came flooding back like a sadness bukkake to his supple and eager mouth and filled him to his brim with bummer cummer. The Crunch Man kicks off this epichode with a TERRIFYING TALE of someone making a big time OOPSY DOODLE and ends up with black on his face. We take a quick break with Alan Jackson serenading us with his plans for all the money he has been making, sounds like he’ll have a minimum of at least two ford trucks. The two ding-a-ling kings get off topic as much as possible but somehow make it back to “The Joe Slogan Experience” where Crunch Berries reads slogans from different restaurants and Big Dipshit has a much harder time than he expected guessing them, WHAT AN IDIOT! But they finally make it through and to another break to hear Alan Jackson sing about THE GREATEST DAMN COUNTRY IN THE GUT DAMP WORLD…FORD COUNTRY. We hear from Mr. Jackson quite a few times in this epichode, usually singing about Ford Trucks, once about Miller Lite, and we even tried offering him a BRAND NEW DODGE RAM, to which he simply replied, “That’s Gonna Be a No from Me Dog.” We somehow make it to the end of the epichode, with The Sandman grabbing us by the ponytails and butt-fucking our eyelids closed, but allass, it was a fun ride while it lasted. RIP THE CRUNCH…the sandman did a real number on his number two, he no longer crunches like he used to, now he moistly just GOOOOO’S.

]]>“Well if I had the money, I’d tell you what I’d do, I’d go online, listen to an episode or two, crazy bout house sadness, yea I’m crazy bout house sadness.” This is a Jacob Alan “Jackson” Kubon filled epichode, slightly shorter than the last,
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Wed, 24 Oct 2018 07:03:57 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2232http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gun-meat/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gun-meat/feed/0HOLY SQUAWK-A-MOLE!!! THAT’S A LONG DONG DILVER OF AN EPI-CHODE!!! When the Casey’s away, the two dipshits will gay. This epi-chode we have a special guest co-host, the one and only FRUMMUNDAHCHEESE-TAKER…TONY THE CRUNCH CAMPOS. The two are all fucking over the place but for the moist part discuss some of the “Fastest Food on Two Chicken-Legs.” After […]HOLY SQUAWK-A-MOLE!!! THAT’S A LONG DONG DILVER OF AN EPI-CHODE!!! When the Casey’s away, the two dipshits will gay. This epi-chode we have a special guest co-host, the one and only FRUMMUNDAHCHEESE-TAKER…TONY THE CRUNCH CAMPOS. The two are all fucking over the place but for the moist part discuss some of the “Fastest Food on Two Chicken-Legs.” After a quick commercial break and the return of “Pizza Head” (I’m sure Casey is happy he missed that one), Jacob introduces us to some of the wildest and dericious sounding gimmicks that fast food places have tried throughout the years and drools over the commercial for the “KFC DOUBLE DOWN DOG” and gets into DOUBLE DOWNWARD FACING DOG, an expert yoga move that requires one to shove they ass in the air and then freehand munch a DOUBLE DOWN DOG from the floor like a dog. Jacob licks at the linoleum as if he was trying to suck the chrome off of Silver Surfer’s dick, Tony lifts him up, kicking and screaming so that they can get to the bottom of a sauce cup in “Sauce is the Boss.” Your Boss may be a singer from New Jersey, butt I’ll tell you TWHHHAT, you’re missing out on some perdy dang guhd sauces muh doooood. And like the snap of an intoxicated frat boys neck, it’s over before it seemed to have even began.

]]>HOLY SQUAWK-A-MOLE!!! THAT’S A LONG DONG DILVER OF AN EPI-CHODE!!! When the Casey’s away, the two dipshits will gay. This epi-chode we have a special guest co-host, the one and only FRUMMUNDAHCHEESE-TAKER…TONY THE CRUNCH CAMPOS.
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes2:43:22TIRED POKERhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/tired-poker/
Wed, 10 Oct 2018 07:01:26 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2226http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/tired-poker/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/tired-poker/feed/0Was that the boogeyman? Nope, just another episode of House Sadness (sorry) the fart faces get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in with that dumb dick Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Tiger Deluxe Talk Boy commercial,” then the fart […]Was that the boogeyman? Nope, just another episode of House Sadness (sorry) the fart faces get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in with that dumb dick Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Tiger Deluxe Talk Boy commercial,” then the fart faces stop yanking their cranks to talk about some cranks they’ve yanked (like the great show Crank Yankees) or the fart faces dip into the Prank Bank in “From First to Last: Pranks,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Creepy Crawlers commercial,” then the fart faces warp things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, dip your tits in some holy water and give this thing a listen.

]]>Was that the boogeyman? Nope, just another episode of House Sadness (sorry) the fart faces get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in with that dumb dick Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,
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Wed, 03 Oct 2018 07:01:08 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2220http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mr-vanilla-bean/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mr-vanilla-bean/feed/0No, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Step right up to another episode of House Sadness. The reach arounds get things started with some lovely “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on our favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Mr. Microphone commercial,” then the reach arounds share […]No, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Step right up to another episode of House Sadness. The reach arounds get things started with some lovely “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on our favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Mr. Microphone commercial,” then the reach arounds share some shit you can yell while you’re sinning in “sCREAM yer Genes,” then we hear “30 seconds of Sex Operator commercial,” then the reach arounds get all tuckered out and name the episode. So grab your headphones, rub one out to Stonehenge and play this for your favorite dolphin.

]]>No, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Step right up to another episode of House Sadness. The reach arounds get things started with some lovely “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on our favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,
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Wed, 26 Sep 2018 07:01:37 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2213http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/two-in-the-clink-one-in-the-stink/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/two-in-the-clink-one-in-the-stink/feed/0Hold me like the River Jordan because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The belly-itchers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on the “Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a talking hotdog drive-in movie commercial,” then it’s time to hear about some future […]Hold me like the River Jordan because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The belly-itchers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on the “Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a talking hotdog drive-in movie commercial,” then it’s time to hear about some future summer cock-busters in “Squeakquals,” then it’s time for “30 seconds of a Bryan Smith special One Star Review,” then the belly-itchers wrap it up and name the epic-chode. So grab your headphones, carry me like you are my brother and transcribe this episode for the hard of hearing.

]]>Hold me like the River Jordan because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The belly-itchers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on the “Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a talking hotdog drive-i...
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:43:26RED RED KNIFEhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/red-red-knife/
Wed, 19 Sep 2018 07:01:53 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2208http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/red-red-knife/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/red-red-knife/feed/0Tony ‘Cookie Crunch’ Campos, the guest so nice we had to have him on fice (?) Four times total, it’s a made up number but it rhymes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys welcome back Tony ‘Cookie Crunch” Campos and he gets things started with “That’s Crazy, Campos” in which he tells […]Tony ‘Cookie Crunch’ Campos, the guest so nice we had to have him on fice (?) Four times total, it’s a made up number but it rhymes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys welcome back Tony ‘Cookie Crunch” Campos and he gets things started with “That’s Crazy, Campos” in which he tells us about all things corn, then its time for some of those sweet sweet “WFM’s” then we hear “120 seconds of a Freedom Rock commercial” then I hope you’re ready to be serenaded because the boys are singing their tiny farts out in “How Does that Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of a Sumnmer Hits Album commercial” then the boys do some chatting and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go yell: “The Juice is loose” at a toddler and give this masterpiece a listen.

]]>Tony ‘Cookie Crunch’ Campos, the guest so nice we had to have him on fice (?) Four times total, it’s a made up number but it rhymes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys welcome back Tony ‘Cookie Crunch” Campos and he gets things start...
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Wed, 12 Sep 2018 07:01:32 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2204http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/crease-meats/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/crease-meats/feed/0I have nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick tuggers welcome back special guest Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then just in time for the start of football season, Mr. Campos gives us his “Cookie Crunch Locks of the […]I have nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick tuggers welcome back special guest Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then just in time for the start of football season, Mr. Campos gives us his “Cookie Crunch Locks of the Week,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Trojan Man Her Pleasure Condom commercial, the preferred condom of House Sadness,” then the dick tuggers get into to some sex talk/stories in “From First to Last: Buying Condoms and other stuff that can go in your butt,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Sex Operator commercial from the 90’s,” then the dick tuggers give their dongs a few final tugs and name the episode. So grab your headphones, shoot Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos an email and try to get Kelly Clarkson to listen to this episode.

]]>I have nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick tuggers welcome back special guest Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some “WFM’s,
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Wed, 05 Sep 2018 07:01:42 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2197http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/its-ferda/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/its-ferda/feed/0Welcome to another episode of the podcast with the sweetest set of tiddies in the game: House Sadness. The fun bags get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s,” then the nice set of hooters check in on the man with a plan in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 […]Welcome to another episode of the podcast with the sweetest set of tiddies in the game: House Sadness. The fun bags get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s,” then the nice set of hooters check in on the man with a plan in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of an anti-crack Clint Eastwood commercial, get off his lawn with that crap,” then the milk shooters piece together what people are doing with the things they be a buyin’ in “Receipts Taken,” then we hear “60 seconds of a vintage Milky Way Candy Bar commercial,” then the big jugs slap a name on this episode. So grab your headphones, take your bras off and let girls breathe and give this episode a milk moustache of a listen.

]]>Welcome to another episode of the podcast with the sweetest set of tiddies in the game: House Sadness. The fun bags get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s,” then the nice set of hooters check in on the man with a plan in “The Kooky Cas...
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Wed, 29 Aug 2018 07:01:24 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2188http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/phallicai/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/phallicai/feed/0Garden State would’ve been a much better movie if when Natalie Portman put the headphones on Zach Braff, an episode of House Sadness played. Way to use my notes, Zach. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The scrubs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on everyone’s favorite convict […]Garden State would’ve been a much better movie if when Natalie Portman put the headphones on Zach Braff, an episode of House Sadness played. Way to use my notes, Zach. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The scrubs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on everyone’s favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of Michael Jordan and his favorite wieners: it’s a ball park franks commercial, they plump when you cook them, just like a bloated corpse,” then the scrubs fill in the blanks and give it a couple yanks (I don’t know) in “Bad Libs,” then we hear “60 seconds of yet another pizza head commercial, I have nothing to add,” then this episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go sleep with Dr. Cox’s wife and give this masterpiece a listen.

]]>Garden State would’ve been a much better movie if when Natalie Portman put the headphones on Zach Braff, an episode of House Sadness played. Way to use my notes, Zach. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness.
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Wed, 22 Aug 2018 07:01:03 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2183http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/aye-ca-roomba/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/aye-ca-roomba/feed/0If it’s not Doc Deeners, you’re not listening to House Sadness. Welcome to another episode. The Doc Deeners get started with, you’re not gonna believe it, but with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some wee-knee slappers in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Homer (OJ) Simpson Butterfinger BB commercial,” […]If it’s not Doc Deeners, you’re not listening to House Sadness. Welcome to another episode. The Doc Deeners get started with, you’re not gonna believe it, but with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some wee-knee slappers in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Homer (OJ) Simpson Butterfinger BB commercial,” then it’s time to figure out what the new slang all the cool sids are saying in “No-cabulary,” then we hear “60 seconds of an Armour Star Franks commercial, I don’t know either, probably hotdog related,” then the Doc Deeners put some relish on this baby and name the episode. So grab your headphones, pass the mustard to the left hand side and give this cry for help a listen.

]]>If it’s not Doc Deeners, you’re not listening to House Sadness. Welcome to another episode. The Doc Deeners get started with, you’re not gonna believe it, but with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some wee-knee slappers in “Joke of the Gay,
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:49:15PANNIE CAKEShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/pannie-cakes/
Wed, 15 Aug 2018 07:01:53 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2177http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/pannie-cakes/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/pannie-cakes/feed/0Clean up on aisle your mom. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The renobs get things started with some “WFM’s,” and then they transition flawlessly into everyone’s favorite segment “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a quick “19 seconds of a McDonalds Hotdog commercial, I’d eat some of that dumbass clown’s hotdogs,” […]Clean up on aisle your mom. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The renobs get things started with some “WFM’s,” and then they transition flawlessly into everyone’s favorite segment “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a quick “19 seconds of a McDonalds Hotdog commercial, I’d eat some of that dumbass clown’s hotdogs,” then the renobs go back to the scene of the grime in “From First to Last: Accidents: Poo-Poo and Car Edition,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Free Credit Report Dot Com commercial, all those guys have more money than any of us will ever have,” then the boner(s) spelled backwards wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, release a bunch of doves and give this baby a listen.

]]>Clean up on aisle your mom. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The renobs get things started with some “WFM’s,” and then they transition flawlessly into everyone’s favorite segment “Joke of the Gay,
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Wed, 08 Aug 2018 07:01:14 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2173http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/full-steam-ahead/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/full-steam-ahead/feed/0Ooooooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Oooooh, heaven is another episode of House Sadness. The Belinda Carlisle’s get things farted with some “WFM’s,” then the Belinda’s play a message from a fan of most of the show “Clemin from Sweetville, LA,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Honey Butt Cheerio’s commercial from […]Ooooooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Oooooh, heaven is another episode of House Sadness. The Belinda Carlisle’s get things farted with some “WFM’s,” then the Belinda’s play a message from a fan of most of the show “Clemin from Sweetville, LA,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Honey Butt Cheerio’s commercial from da 80’s,” then it’s time for some things you can say when you bust a nut in your dad’s butt in “sCREAM yer Jeans,” then we hear “180 Seconds of Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away by Niel Cicierega,” then things get wrapped up and this baby gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t forget to tip the waitstaff and give this gift a listen.

]]>Ooooooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Oooooh, heaven is another episode of House Sadness. The Belinda Carlisle’s get things farted with some “WFM’s,” then the Belinda’s play a message from a fan of most of the show “Clemin from Sweetville, LA,
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Wed, 01 Aug 2018 07:01:32 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2156http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/milk-line/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/milk-line/feed/0Did somebody call for Rooferman? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The smart guys get things started like they always do: with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new funnies in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “40 seconds of 1 Star Reviews created by Bryan Smith,” then it’s time to check […]Did somebody call for Rooferman? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The smart guys get things started like they always do: with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new funnies in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “40 seconds of 1 Star Reviews created by Bryan Smith,” then it’s time to check in on some other podcast ventures in “Other Podcasts,” then we hear “60 seconds of The Easter Cheer,” then the smart guys wrap this puppy up and slap a name on it. So grab your headphones, go hotbox a porta potty and give this mother trucker a listen.

]]>Did somebody call for Rooferman? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The smart guys get things started like they always do: with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new funnies in “Joke of the Gay,
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:22:04TRAIL OF BREADCUMShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/breadcums/
Wed, 25 Jul 2018 07:01:27 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=2092http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/breadcums/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/breadcums/feed/0Oh, a-hotdog. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart-knockers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits in “Joke the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bush’s Baked Beans commercial (RIP to that bean loving dog),” then the fart-knockers bite the bullet and make […]Oh, a-hotdog. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart-knockers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits in “Joke the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bush’s Baked Beans commercial (RIP to that bean loving dog),” then the fart-knockers bite the bullet and make some tough choices in “Fun to Your Head,” then we hear “30 seconds of a good ol’ Taco Bell commercial,” then the fart-knockers learn just how bright their futures are in “Fortune Fellars,” then they wrap it up and birth the name of the episode. So grab your headphones, call up your kindergarten teacher and tell her the name of your favorite Rob Schneider movie.

]]>Oh, a-hotdog. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart-knockers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits in “Joke the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bush’s Baked Beans commercial (RIP to that be...
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Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:01:56 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1939http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/missing-my-children/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/missing-my-children/feed/0Welcome to another eipsode of everyone’s 69th favorite podcast: House Sadness. The freaks on a leash get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lunchables commercial,” then the freaks on a leash will tell you as long as […]Welcome to another eipsode of everyone’s 69th favorite podcast: House Sadness. The freaks on a leash get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lunchables commercial,” then the freaks on a leash will tell you as long as you promise not to tell anyone in “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “30 seconds of an anti-drug(cool) commercial,” then they wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, this keyboard is barely working and find out how many studio albums Korn has released.

]]>Welcome to another eipsode of everyone’s 69th favorite podcast: House Sadness. The freaks on a leash get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lunchables commercial,
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Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:01:56 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1934http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/redcum/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/redcum/feed/0Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal beads get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits and shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then against all odds […]Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal beads get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits and shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then against all odds we hear “30 seconds of another dang Pizza Head commercial,” then the anal beads learn some new slang and come up with some of their own in a new segment called “No-cabulary,” then we hear “30 seconds of, obviously, a hot dog commercial,” then anus jugglers wrap it up. So grab your headphones, go wonder around Room 237 and give an old lady a hug, would ya.

]]>Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal beads get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits and shit in “J...

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Wed, 04 Jul 2018 07:01:07 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1930http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/go-gurter/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/go-gurter/feed/0Spice up your life. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then someone call Letterman because it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Clint Eastwood telling us not to smoke crack, but what does he know,” then it’s time for […]Spice up your life. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then someone call Letterman because it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Clint Eastwood telling us not to smoke crack, but what does he know,” then it’s time for a new segment where the butt plugs deliver some speeches and cream in “Speech Impediment,” then we hear “60 seconds of another dang Kids Bop CD,” then the butt plugs pack some fannies in “Fanny Pack,” and then wrap things up. So grab your headphones, bend your pee-pee’s like Beckham, and let the sadness drip down your chin.

]]>Spice up your life. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then someone call Letterman because it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Clint Eastwood telling us not to smok...

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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:14:42THE RIGHT EYE CONNECTS TO THE BROWN EYEhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-right-eye-connects-to-the-brown-eye/
Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:01:44 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1925http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-right-eye-connects-to-the-brown-eye/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-right-eye-connects-to-the-brown-eye/feed/0Have a seat. Tell me what you don’t like about yourself. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The hot chocolates get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for Jon Lovitz’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Socker Boppers,” then it’s for the movies Hollyweird’s too […]Have a seat. Tell me what you don’t like about yourself. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The hot chocolates get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for Jon Lovitz’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Socker Boppers,” then it’s for the movies Hollyweird’s too afraid to make in “Squeakquals,” then we hear “15 seconds of the board game that’s all too real in: Don’t Wake Daddy,” then the hot chocolates don’t waste too much time and name the episode. So grab your headphones, help an old lady cross the street, and recommend this podcast to an Elvis impersonator.

]]>Have a seat. Tell me what you don’t like about yourself. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The hot chocolates get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for Jon Lovitz’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,

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Wed, 20 Jun 2018 07:01:01 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1920http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/whats-updoc/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/whats-updoc/feed/0The best Nip/Tuck character by far was the dickless guy who fucked his sister. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The snow bunnies get things started with some “WFM’s,” then its time for everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Zoobooks commercial,” then the snow bunnies […]The best Nip/Tuck character by far was the dickless guy who fucked his sister. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The snow bunnies get things started with some “WFM’s,” then its time for everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Zoobooks commercial,” then the snow bunnies share some tales about past and present pets in “From First to Last,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bud Light Animal Talker commercial,” then they wrap things up and name the episodes. So grab your headphones, call Kubon and sing him fappy birthday, and then go 69 in the mayor’s office.

]]>The best Nip/Tuck character by far was the dickless guy who fucked his sister. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The snow bunnies get things started with some “WFM’s,” then its time for everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,
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Wed, 13 Jun 2018 07:01:43 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1917http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/justin-long/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/justin-long/feed/0There was a character on Nip/Tuck who killed people and then stuffed them with the stuffing used in stuffed animals. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things sharted with some WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of the Ultimate […]There was a character on Nip/Tuck who killed people and then stuffed them with the stuffing used in stuffed animals. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things sharted with some WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of the Ultimate Love Song Erection,” then it’s time for an old favorite in “How Does That Song Go,” then we hear “30 seconds of Where the fuck is the fucking Beef commercial,”then the anal warts rub some ointment on it and name the episode. So grab your headphones, try to slip some fingers into the abyss and give this rusty trombone a listen.

]]>There was a character on Nip/Tuck who killed people and then stuffed them with the stuffing used in stuffed animals. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things sharted with some WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke...
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:23:13I LOVE GOOSEYhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-love-goosey/
Wed, 06 Jun 2018 07:01:25 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1909http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-love-goosey/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-love-goosey/feed/0Bradley Cooper once played a character on Nip/Tuck who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The funky butt-lovers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to answer the question: is this funny? in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds […]Bradley Cooper once played a character on Nip/Tuck who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The funky butt-lovers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to answer the question: is this funny? in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Budweiser Wass Up commercial,” then the funky butt-lovers weren’t really sure what to call this next segment where they talk about weird paranormal and stand up stories in “Stranger Than Friction,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Pizza Hut commercial featuring Casper the gay-friendly ghost,” then the butt-lovers of the funky variety name the episode. So grab your headphones, double-check to see if Gary Busey was really in Angels in the Outfield (he was) and play this at an old folks home.

]]>Bradley Cooper once played a character on Nip/Tuck who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The funky butt-lovers get things started with some “WFM’s,
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Wed, 30 May 2018 07:01:20 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1902http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mtv-hpv-dj-vj-bj/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mtv-hpv-dj-vj-bj/feed/0We did it, guys. My 10 year high school reunion has been cancelled. Job well done, everyone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The MTV VJ’s get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they try out some new shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds of a WWF Action Figure […]We did it, guys. My 10 year high school reunion has been cancelled. Job well done, everyone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The MTV VJ’s get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they try out some new shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds of a WWF Action Figure commercial,” then it’s time to hear some sweet nothings you can whisper into your lover’s rear in “sCREAM you Genes,” then we hear “30 seconds of something called Nutty Putty,” then the VJ’s spin some yarn or something in “Receipts Taken,” then they wrap this baby up. So grab your headphones, don’t bother trying to make sense of the name of this episode and give this baby a listen.

]]>We did it, guys. My 10 year high school reunion has been cancelled. Job well done, everyone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The MTV VJ’s get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they try out some new shit in “Joke of the Gay,
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Wed, 23 May 2018 07:01:03 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1899http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/spunkin-and-spelunkin/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/spunkin-and-spelunkin/feed/0Here I am. On the chode again. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boyz to men get things started with some “WFM’s” then is this thing on? Who’s drinking tonight and other things said during stand up sets, it’s “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Rice A Roni […]Here I am. On the chode again. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boyz to men get things started with some “WFM’s” then is this thing on? Who’s drinking tonight and other things said during stand up sets, it’s “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Rice A Roni commercial,” then it’s time for some more table reads in “Cold Open,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Play Doh Fix Me Up commercial,” then the boyz ramble and decide to name the episode. So grab your headphones, go jerk off in a cave and give this episode a listen.

]]>Here I am. On the chode again. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boyz to men get things started with some “WFM’s” then is this thing on? Who’s drinking tonight and other things said during stand up sets, it’s “Joke of the Gay,
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Wed, 16 May 2018 07:01:37 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1893http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-rewatched-fear-after-20-years-and-found-out-alicia-silverstone-isnt-in-it/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-rewatched-fear-after-20-years-and-found-out-alicia-silverstone-isnt-in-it/feed/0Snake Eyes is a heck of movie. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for the segment that deserves more effort in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Kahn’s Franks hot dog? commercial. It’s probably a hot […]Snake Eyes is a heck of movie. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for the segment that deserves more effort in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Kahn’s Franks hot dog? commercial. It’s probably a hot dog commercial,” then the boys welcome back the incomparable Johnny Whit for another installment of “Whits and Giggles,” then we hear “60 seconds of Kidz Bop 5,” then it’s time for some of mom’s spaghetti and other references about rapping in “Fire or Doo Doo,” then the boys slap a name tag on this episode. So grab your headphones, pound your chest and let this podcast finger you on a rollercoaster.

]]>Snake Eyes is a heck of movie. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for the segment that deserves more effort in “Joke of the Gay,
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]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:19:19JUST SAY OPEN INSTEADhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/just-say-open-instead/
Wed, 09 May 2018 07:01:08 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1887http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/just-say-open-instead/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/just-say-open-instead/feed/0Only five people have bought tickets to my high school reunion so you’re all invited because I’m not going. Anyways, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dildos get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they see if the shit sticks in “Joke of the Gay,” then its time for “30 seconds of another […]Only five people have bought tickets to my high school reunion so you’re all invited because I’m not going. Anyways, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dildos get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they see if the shit sticks in “Joke of the Gay,” then its time for “30 seconds of another Free Credit Report Dot Org commercial,” then the dildos have some secrets to spill in “Notecard Secrets’,’ then we hear “60 seconds of a JG Wentworth commercial” then it’s an old segment with a new pair of tits in “Fun to Your Head (formerly If You Had To)” then the dildos pick a name for this episode. So grab your headphones, tell your dad to open off and let the sadness fill your hearts.

]]>Only five people have bought tickets to my high school reunion so you’re all invited because I’m not going. Anyways, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dildos get things started with some “WFM’s,
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Wed, 02 May 2018 07:01:46 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1883http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/great-dock-get-at-me/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/great-dock-get-at-me/feed/0Anyone else get a notification from Bumble this week that Kris Jenner is looking for a new assistant? What a time to be dead inside. Yup, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The chodes get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay,” then it’s “30 […]Anyone else get a notification from Bumble this week that Kris Jenner is looking for a new assistant? What a time to be dead inside. Yup, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The chodes get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay,” then it’s “30 seconds of an Education Connection commercial,” then the chodes listen in on some failed podcast ventures in “Other Podcasts,” then we hear “60 seconds of Sidz Bop volume: You Were a Mistake,” then the chodes ramble and name the episode. So grab your headphones, sell your soul on E-bay and play this episode for some coma patients.

]]>Anyone else get a notification from Bumble this week that Kris Jenner is looking for a new assistant? What a time to be dead inside. Yup, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The chodes get things started with some “WFM’s,
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Wed, 25 Apr 2018 07:01:04 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1877http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/poonshine/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/poonshine/feed/0Is there another episode of House Sadness? (Guitar riff from Collective Soul) Yeah. The boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then its time for some half-assed ideas in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear we “30 seconds of the greatest band to ever live: The Free Credit Report Dot Com chodes,” then […]Is there another episode of House Sadness? (Guitar riff from Collective Soul) Yeah. The boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then its time for some half-assed ideas in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear we “30 seconds of the greatest band to ever live: The Free Credit Report Dot Com chodes,” then the boys belt their little farts out in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “30 seconds of what has to be the last Pizza Head commercial,” then its time to turn on your smell-o-vision for a quick round of “Who Farted?” So grab your headphones, collect your souls and heaven let the sadness shine down.

]]>Is there another episode of House Sadness? (Guitar riff from Collective Soul) Yeah. The boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then its time for some half-assed ideas in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear we “30 seconds of the greatest band to eve...

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Wed, 18 Apr 2018 07:01:06 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1872http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/limpbiscuit/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/limpbiscuit/feed/0Let’s all go to the lobby and listen to these two chodes ramble. Welcome to another episodes of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Double Mint Gum commercial,” then the boys sling some ideas that Hollyweird […]Let’s all go to the lobby and listen to these two chodes ramble. Welcome to another episodes of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Double Mint Gum commercial,” then the boys sling some ideas that Hollyweird is too afraid to make in “Squeakquals,” then it’s “30 seconds of Nic Cage doing Nic Cage stuff in a Japanese commercial,” then the boys share some memorable movie going experiences in “From First to Last: Movie Theater Shit” then they wrap it up and wrap it out. So grab headphones, cut a hole in your popcorn bucket and get ready for the sadness to come at you in 3-Deez Nuts. I don’t know.

]]>Let’s all go to the lobby and listen to these two chodes ramble. Welcome to another episodes of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Double Mint Gum commercial,...
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Wed, 11 Apr 2018 07:01:09 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1867http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/aunt-flo/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/aunt-flo/feed/0Where have all the cowboys gone? Who gives a dang, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for everyones’ favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Girls Gone Wild ad,” then it’s the return of show favorite, audience […]Where have all the cowboys gone? Who gives a dang, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for everyones’ favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Girls Gone Wild ad,” then it’s the return of show favorite, audience favorite, Robert Redford’s favorite: Johnny Whit and he’s back to bring us more words of wisdom in “Whits and Giggles.” then we hear “30 seconds of the Mentos commercial where the dipshit in the suit sits on a freshly painted bench” then the boys wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, switch over to Progressive Insurance and welcome Aunt Flo to town.

]]>Where have all the cowboys gone? Who gives a dang, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for everyones’ favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Girls Gone Wild ...
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Wed, 04 Apr 2018 07:01:22 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1861http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/fappy-girthday/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/fappy-girthday/feed/0It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to because that is the House Sadness way. It’s the one year birthday/anniversary/whatever you wanna call it episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started off with a Birthday rap from Adam “You Got Any Hot Sauce?” Degi. Then the boys get into it with […]It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to because that is the House Sadness way. It’s the one year birthday/anniversary/whatever you wanna call it episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started off with a Birthday rap from Adam “You Got Any Hot Sauce?” Degi. Then the boys get into it with some “WFM’s” then we hear some jokes fail in “Joke of the Gay,” then its time for some sad birthday party stories in the creatively titled “Birthday Party Stories,” then we hear “60 seconds of another Education Connection commercial,” then I hope you brought another pair of jeans because they’re about to get creamed in “Scream Your Jeans (Genes? Either/Or is fine)” then we hear “30 seconds of another god damn Pizza Head commercial,” then the boys name the episode but they accidentally gave the title of this episode to last weeks episode because life is a fucking sitcom. So it blows. So grab your headphones, blow out your candles and wish for the sadness to keep on flowing.
]]>It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to because that is the House Sadness way. It’s the one year birthday/anniversary/whatever you wanna call it episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started off with a Birthday rap from Adam “You Got Any Hot Sa...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:42:25UP, UP, AND I’M GAYhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/up-up-and-im-gay/
Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:10:24 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1857http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/up-up-and-im-gay/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/up-up-and-im-gay/feed/0We’ve been on the run Driving in the sun Looking out for number 1 California here we come Right back where we started from Hustlers grab your guns Your shadow weighs a ton Driving down the 101 California here we come Right back where we started from California! Here we come! On the stereo Listen […]We’ve been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for number 1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing’s gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin’ of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from

]]>We’ve been on the run Driving in the sun Looking out for number 1 California here we come Right back where we started from Hustlers grab your guns Your shadow weighs a ton Driving down the 101 California here we come Right back where we started from Ca...
Driving in the sun

]]>That’s hot. VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.
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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:08:37 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1852http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/high-my-name-is/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/high-my-name-is/feed/0Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals And you sir do not have a pair of testicles If you prefer drinking from glass A red solos cup is cheap and disposable And in fourteen years they are decomposable And unlike my home they are not fore-closable Freddie […]Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
A red solos cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not fore-closable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass woo
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let’s have a party let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I really love how your easy to stack
But I really hate how your easy to crack
‘Cause when beer runs down the front of my back
Well that my friends is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin’
On them to help me get lucky
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let’s have a party let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
‘Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Red solo cup you’re more than just plastic
You’re more than amazing you’re more than fantastic
And believe me that I’m not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say
Red solo cup, you’re not just a cup. (No, no, God no)
You’re my, you’re my friend. (Friend, friend, friend, life long)
Thank you for being my friend.
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let’s have a party let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Red solo cup, red solo cup (I fill you up, let’s have a party)
Let’s have a party (Let’s have a party) Let’s have a party
(Red solo cup) Oh red solo cup (I lift you up)
Let’s have a party, proceed to party yeah yeah

]]>Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals And you sir do not have a pair of testicles If you prefer drinking from glass A red solos cup is cheap and disposable And in fourteen years they are decomposable And ...
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals

And you sir do not have a pair of testicles

If you prefer drinking from glass

A red solos cup is cheap and disposable

And in fourteen years they are decomposable

And unlike my home they are not fore-closable

Freddie Mac can kiss my ass woo

Red solo cup I fill you up

Let’s have a party let’s have a party

I love you red solo cup I lift you up

Proceed to party proceed to party

Now I really love how your easy to stack

But I really hate how your easy to crack

‘Cause when beer runs down the front of my back

Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten

Admiring how sharply my first name is written

On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin’

On them to help me get lucky

Red solo cup I fill you up

Let’s have a party let’s have a party

I love you red solo cup I lift you up

Proceed to party proceed to party

Now I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellow

But only you red will do for this fellow

‘Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello

And you are the fruit to my loom

Red solo cup you’re more than just plastic

You’re more than amazing you’re more than fantastic

And believe me that I’m not the least bit sarcastic

When I look at you and say

Red solo cup, you’re not just a cup. (No, no, God no)

You’re my, you’re my friend. (Friend, friend, friend, life long)

Thank you for being my friend.

Red solo cup I fill you up

Let’s have a party let’s have a party

I love you red solo cup I lift you up

Proceed to party proceed to party

Red solo cup, red solo cup (I fill you up, let’s have a party)

Let’s have a party (Let’s have a party) Let’s have a party

(Red solo cup) Oh red solo cup (I lift you up)

Let’s have a party, proceed to party yeah yeah
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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:07:07 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1850http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/shaka/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/shaka/feed/0Ancient buffalo carved paths through the wilderness that led American pioneers and explorers to new frontiers. One such trail led to the banks of the Kentucky River where Buffalo Trace Distillery has been making bourbon whiskey the same way for more than 200 years. In tribute to the mighty buffalo and the rugged, independent spirit […]Ancient buffalo carved paths through the wilderness that led American pioneers and explorers to new frontiers. One such trail led to the banks of the Kentucky River where Buffalo Trace Distillery has been making bourbon whiskey the same way for more than 200 years. In tribute to the mighty buffalo and the rugged, independent spirit of the pioneers who followed them, we created our signature Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

]]>Ancient buffalo carved paths through the wilderness that led American pioneers and explorers to new frontiers. One such trail led to the banks of the Kentucky River where Buffalo Trace Distillery has been making bourbon whiskey the same way for more th...
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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:06:34 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1848http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/coke-dong/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/coke-dong/feed/0Comedian Marc Maron is tackling the most complex philosophical question of our day – WTF? He’ll get to the bottom of it with help from comedian friends, celebrity guests and the voices in his own head. VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.Comedian Marc Maron is tackling the most complex philosophical question of our day – WTF? He’ll get to the bottom of it with help from comedian friends, celebrity guests and the voices in his own head.

]]>Comedian Marc Maron is tackling the most complex philosophical question of our day – WTF? He’ll get to the bottom of it with help from comedian friends, celebrity guests and the voices in his own head. VISIT: MOISTJUNK.
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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:05:24 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1846http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/trickling-the-ivories/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/trickling-the-ivories/feed/0WARNING: WONDER SHOWZEN CONTAINS OFFENSIVE, DESPICABLE CONTENT THAT IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL AND TOO AWESOME FOR ACTUAL CHILDREN. THE STARK, UGLY, PROFOUND TRUTHS WONDER SHOWZEN EXPOSES MAY BE SOUL-CRUSHING TO THE WEAK OF SPIRIT. IF YOU ALLOW A CHILD TO WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU ARE A BAD PARENT OR GUARDIAN. VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for […]WARNING: WONDER SHOWZEN CONTAINS OFFENSIVE, DESPICABLE CONTENT THAT IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL AND TOO AWESOME FOR ACTUAL CHILDREN. THE STARK, UGLY, PROFOUND TRUTHS WONDER SHOWZEN EXPOSES MAY BE SOUL-CRUSHING TO THE WEAK OF SPIRIT. IF YOU ALLOW A CHILD TO WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU ARE A BAD PARENT OR GUARDIAN.

]]>WARNING: WONDER SHOWZEN CONTAINS OFFENSIVE, DESPICABLE CONTENT THAT IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL AND TOO AWESOME FOR ACTUAL CHILDREN. THE STARK, UGLY, PROFOUND TRUTHS WONDER SHOWZEN EXPOSES MAY BE SOUL-CRUSHING TO THE WEAK OF SPIRIT.
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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:04:17 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1844http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/bass-burgers/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/bass-burgers/feed/0Coming out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having […]

Coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I’m falling asleep
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But she’s touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go

I just can’t look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I’m Mr Brightside

I’m coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I’m falling asleep
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But she’s touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go

‘Cause I just can’t look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibi
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside
I never
I never
I never
I never

]]>Coming out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having...
Coming out of my cage

And I’ve been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down

Because I want it all

It started out with a kiss

How did it end up like this

It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss

Now I’m falling asleep

And she’s calling a cab

While he’s having a smoke

And she’s taking a drag

Now they’re going to bed

And my stomach is sick

And it’s all in my head

But she’s touching his chest

Now, he takes off her dress

Now, letting me go
I just can’t look its killing me

And taking control

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis

But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me

Open up my eager eyes

Cause I’m Mr Brightside

I’m coming out of my cage

And I’ve been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down

Because I want it all

It started out with a kiss

How did it end up like this

It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss

Now I’m falling asleep

And she’s calling a cab

While he’s having a smoke

And she’s taking a drag

Now they’re going to bed

And my stomach is sick

And it’s all in my head

But she’s touching his chest

Now, he takes off her dress

Now, letting me go
‘Cause I just can’t look its killing me

And taking control

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibi

But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me

Open up my eager eyes

‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

I never

I never

I never

I never

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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:03:53 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1842http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/coo-coo/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/coo-coo/feed/0Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how […]Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

]]>Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.
Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.
Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.
You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.
At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:02:57 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1838http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/boobtube-milky-milk/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/boobtube-milky-milk/feed/0“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I’m not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie. “Deuce Bigalow” is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The […]“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I’m not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie. “Deuce Bigalow” is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes.

Rob Schneider is back, playing a male prostitute (or, as the movie reminds us dozens of times, a “man whore”). He is not a gay hustler, but specializes in pleasuring women, although the movie’s closest thing to a sex scene is when he wears diapers on orders from a giantess. Oh, and he goes to dinner with a woman with a laryngectomy, who sprays wine on him through her neck vent.

The plot: Deuce visits his friend T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin) in Amsterdam, where T.J. is a pimp specializing in man-whores. Business is bad, because a serial killer is murdering male prostitutes, and so Deuce acts as a decoy to entrap the killer. In his investigation he encounters a woman with a penis for a nose. You don’t want to know what happens when she sneezes.

Does this sound like a movie you want to see? It sounds to me like a movie that Columbia Pictures and the film’s producers (Glenn S. Gainor, Jack Giarraputo, Tom McNulty, Nathan Talbert Reimann, Adam Sandler and John Schneider) should be discussing in long, sad conversations with their inner child.

The movie created a spot of controversy last February. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year’s Best Picture Nominees and wrote that they were “ignored, unloved and turned down flat by most of the same studios that … bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to ‘Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo,’ a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.”

Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: “Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind … Maybe you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who’s Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers.”

Reading this, I was about to observe that Schneider can dish it out but he can’t take it. Then I found he’s not so good at dishing it out, either. I went online and found that Patrick Goldstein has won a National Headliner Award, a Los Angeles Press Club Award, a RockCritics.com award, and the Publicists’ Guild award for lifetime achievement.

Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” while passing on the opportunity to participate in “Million Dollar Baby,” “Ray,” “The Aviator,” “Sideways” and “Finding Neverland.” As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

]]>“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I’m not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie.
Rob Schneider is back, playing a male prostitute (or, as the movie reminds us dozens of times, a “man whore”). He is not a gay hustler, but specializes in pleasuring women, although the movie’s closest thing to a sex scene is when he wears diapers on orders from a giantess. Oh, and he goes to dinner with a woman with a laryngectomy, who sprays wine on him through her neck vent.
The plot: Deuce visits his friend T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin) in Amsterdam, where T.J. is a pimp specializing in man-whores. Business is bad, because a serial killer is murdering male prostitutes, and so Deuce acts as a decoy to entrap the killer. In his investigation he encounters a woman with a penis for a nose. You don’t want to know what happens when she sneezes.
Does this sound like a movie you want to see? It sounds to me like a movie that Columbia Pictures and the film’s producers (Glenn S. Gainor, Jack Giarraputo, Tom McNulty, Nathan Talbert Reimann, Adam Sandler and John Schneider) should be discussing in long, sad conversations with their inner child.
The movie created a spot of controversy last February. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year’s Best Picture Nominees and wrote that they were “ignored, unloved and turned down flat by most of the same studios that … bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to ‘Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo,’ a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.”
Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: “Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind … Maybe you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who’s Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers.”
Reading this, I was about to observe that Schneider can dish it out but he can’t take it. Then I found he’s not so good at dishing it out, either. I went online and found that Patrick Goldstein has won a National Headliner Award, a Los Angeles Press Club Award, a RockCritics.com award, and the Publicists’ Guild award for lifetime achievement.
Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.
But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” while passing on the opportunity to participate in “Million Dollar Baby,” “Ray,” “The Aviator,” “Sideways” and “Finding Neverland.” As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.
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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:02:05 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1840http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/boywent-cream-is-people/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/boywent-cream-is-people/feed/0Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water

]]>Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water ...
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Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:01:39 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1835http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/kiss-my-grits/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/kiss-my-grits/feed/0Let’s go girls, come on I’m going out tonight, I’m feelin’ alright Gonna let it all hang out Want to make some noise, really raise my voice Yeah, I want to scream and shout No inhibitions, make no conditions Get a little outta line I ain’t gonna act politically correct I only want to have […]

Let’s go girls, come on
I’m going out tonight, I’m feelin’ alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Want to make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I want to scream and shout

No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain’t gonna act politically correct
I only want to have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I’m a lady
Men’s shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin’ it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we’re gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don’t need romance, we only want to dance
We’re gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I’m a lady
Men’s shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin’ it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I’m a lady
Men’s shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin’ it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

]]>Let’s go girls, come on I’m going out tonight, I’m feelin’ alright Gonna let it all hang out Want to make some noise, really raise my voice Yeah, I want to scream and shout No inhibitions, make no conditions Get a little outta line I ain’t gonna act po...
Let’s go girls, come on

I’m going out tonight, I’m feelin’ alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Want to make some noise, really raise my voice

Yeah, I want to scream and shout
No inhibitions, make no conditions

Get a little outta line

I ain’t gonna act politically correct

I only want to have a good time
The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I’m a lady

Men’s shirts, short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin’ it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction

Color my hair, do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we’re gonna take

The chance to get out on the town

We don’t need romance, we only want to dance

We’re gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I’m a lady

Men’s shirts, short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin’ it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction

Color my hair, do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I’m a lady

]]>Jacob Kubonyes3:20UPPShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/upps/
Wed, 28 Mar 2018 07:01:54 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1831http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/upps/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/upps/feed/0I’ll tell you what brown can’t do for you and that’s bring your dad back. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” featuring a hot new drop from the fat-dicked legend himself: Adam Degi. Then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then […]I’ll tell you what brown can’t do for you and that’s bring your dad back. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” featuring a hot new drop from the fat-dicked legend himself: Adam Degi. Then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Free Credit Report dot com commercial,” then the boys debut a new segment where they create rappers based on names from a rap name generator and spit some spaghetti in “Fire (emoji) or Doo-Doo (emoji)” then we hear “60 seconds of a Real Men of Genius Budlight commercial,” then the boys find some time to squeeze in a quick bit of “Fanny Pack” and name episode. So grab your headphones, fill out your UPS application (everyone says they have great benefits) and find out what this podcast can do for you.

]]>I’ll tell you what brown can’t do for you and that’s bring your dad back. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s” featuring a hot new drop from the fat-dicked legend himself: Adam Degi.
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Wed, 21 Mar 2018 12:12:27 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1824http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/sniffbusters/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/sniffbusters/feed/0Take a big ol whiff of this episode as the bois start things off same as ever with some more lovely “WFMs” and a coupla real stinky cheesy “Joke O’ the Gay.” Early off they get distracted by bird shit and cum, but bring it back around again to bring you a nice big bowl […]Take a big ol whiff of this episode as the bois start things off same as ever with some more lovely “WFMs” and a coupla real stinky cheesy “Joke O’ the Gay.” Early off they get distracted by bird shit and cum, but bring it back around again to bring you a nice big bowl of “POPCORN!” HEY!! ANY O YA’LL’s FAMILY’s POPCORN BOWL THE SAME AS YOUR VOMIT BOWL!? Everyone laughs and I add another notch on my wrist. After hearing one of the moist convoluted tales imaginable, the two ding-dongs put on their stinking-caps to solve the mystery of “Who Farted?” and these seem to be real STUMPers, stump, like a log, like what poop is called sometimes, like poop breath, which is what farts are, maybe, I don’t know leave me alone.

]]>Take a big ol whiff of this episode as the bois start things off same as ever with some more lovely “WFMs” and a coupla real stinky cheesy “Joke O’ the Gay.” Early off they get distracted by bird shit and cum,
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Wed, 14 Mar 2018 07:01:48 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1819http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/donald-crump/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/donald-crump/feed/0Your dreams have cum true because it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys start things off with some “WFM’s” then it’s time for the “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of Michael Jordan talking about some Ball Park Franks” then the boys crack open their diaries and share some stories in […]Your dreams have cum true because it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys start things off with some “WFM’s” then it’s time for the “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of Michael Jordan talking about some Ball Park Franks” then the boys crack open their diaries and share some stories in “Notecard Secrets” then we hear “60 seconds of Kids Bop volume this is the only CD I ever listen and will continue to listen to until I die” then the boys wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, put on your best visor and give this thing a listen.

]]>Your dreams have cum true because it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys start things off with some “WFM’s” then it’s time for the “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of Michael Jordan talking about some Ball Park Franks” then the boys ...
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Wed, 07 Mar 2018 14:15:07 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1814http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/it-aint-easy-shaving-cheesy/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/it-aint-easy-shaving-cheesy/feed/0The beginning may sound like it’s Thursday, but I assure you it is Wednesday, unless you’re reading this any other day of the week, in which case, it’s whatever that day is. ANYHOOTERS, this week its a little differently because the bois have finally run out of “WFM’S”…jus fooling’ that well will never run dry, […]The beginning may sound like it’s Thursday, but I assure you it is Wednesday, unless you’re reading this any other day of the week, in which case, it’s whatever that day is. ANYHOOTERS, this week its a little differently because the bois have finally run out of “WFM’S”…jus fooling’ that well will never run dry, after drying their eyes and moistening their untouched members, they give us a peek behind the curtain of genius in action with their “Joke O’ the Gay.” It is at this point their brains seem to tweak and crumble as they CLOWN around and just can’t seem to remember exactly “How Does That Song Go?” This isn’t the FOIST time they’ve been in this situation, and you can bet a nice hard CACK in their asses that it will happen again. While we are on t subject of CACKS and ASSES, let’s listen in as the bois share some of their favorite things to yell as the “sCREAM their genes.” That’s all for this episode, and before I leave let me buy a round of apologies and three fingers in my ass for the entire bar. Goodnight, you princes of Vein, you kings of Spew Inhand.

]]>The beginning may sound like it’s Thursday, but I assure you it is Wednesday, unless you’re reading this any other day of the week, in which case, it’s whatever that day is. ANYHOOTERS, this week its a little differently because the bois have finally r...
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Wed, 28 Feb 2018 08:01:36 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1809http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/finger-lincoln-good/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/finger-lincoln-good/feed/0Whale cum to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 hot seconds of a Jetdoll Phone Sex commercial,” then boys travel through time and space and have a chat with the one the […]Whale cum to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 hot seconds of a Jetdoll Phone Sex commercial,” then boys travel through time and space and have a chat with the one the only: Jesus ‘I’m Dying Up Here’ Christ in “Time Machine,” then we hear “60 seconds of sound advice from Mrs. Cleo (RIP),” then the boys find out who can fit what in their personal U-Haul in “Fanny Pack,” then the boys name the episode. So grab your headphones, give a quick glance over your shoulder and let this episode blow your brains out. Michael Burd.

]]>Whale cum to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 hot seconds of a Jetdoll Phone Sex commercial,
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Wed, 21 Feb 2018 08:01:12 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1804http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mmm-im-a-cop/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mmm-im-a-cop/feed/0Hey, why don’t you have a seat and pour yourself a nice tall glass of sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some new bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of yet another pizza head commercial from Pizza Hut,” then it’s story time in “Notecard […]Hey, why don’t you have a seat and pour yourself a nice tall glass of sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some new bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of yet another pizza head commercial from Pizza Hut,” then it’s story time in “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “30 seconds of Real Men of Genius,” then the boys ramble for a bit and get to naming the episode when they darn well please. So grab your headphones, insist that the podcast said it was in the chatroom and give this sad boy a listen.

]]>Hey, why don’t you have a seat and pour yourself a nice tall glass of sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some new bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of yet another pizza head commercial from Pizza Hut...
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Wed, 14 Feb 2018 08:01:04 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1799http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/69-volt/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/69-volt/feed/0Love is in the air and sadness is in your derriere. The boys are back with a Valentine’s Day Edition of House Sadness and they welcome special guest, Skatergurl69 herself: Melissa Aney, who couldn’t quite make it the whole episode. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lisa […]Love is in the air and sadness is in your derriere. The boys are back with a Valentine’s Day Edition of House Sadness and they welcome special guest, Skatergurl69 herself: Melissa Aney, who couldn’t quite make it the whole episode. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lisa Frank commercial featuring Mila Kunis,” then get ready to be scared and turned on at the same time because it’s another installment of “Ghost Lisperers: St. Valentine’s Day ASSacre,” then we hear, “30 seconds of some more tennis grunts,” then if you’re looking for some romance movies to set the mood, you’re in luck, buckaroo because the boys share some “Squeakquals,” then the boys put a bow on this box of chocolates and name the episode. So grab your headphones and your favorite condiment you use as lube and hey, we’ll get through this fake holiday 2gether.

]]>Love is in the air and sadness is in your derriere. The boys are back with a Valentine’s Day Edition of House Sadness and they welcome special guest, Skatergurl69 herself: Melissa Aney, who couldn’t quite make it the whole episode.
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:41:16THE CATCHELORhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-catchelor/
Wed, 07 Feb 2018 08:01:59 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1794http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-catchelor/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-catchelor/feed/0I killed him, Gilbert. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys are feeling weird but they get things started with some “WFMs,” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of you guessed it, another Pizza Hut Pizza-head commercial,” then we listen in on some […]I killed him, Gilbert. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys are feeling weird but they get things started with some “WFMs,” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of you guessed it, another Pizza Hut Pizza-head commercial,” then we listen in on some “Other Podcasts,” then we hear “60 seconds of Real Men of Venus-Penis-Genius,” then the boys make some choices tougher than Sophie’s Choice in “If You Had To” then the boys put an end to this thing and name the episode. So grab your headphones, call ABC-Deez Nuts and tell them to renew The Catchlor and give this thing a listen.

]]>I killed him, Gilbert. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys are feeling weird but they get things started with some “WFMs,” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of you guessed it,
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:30:37I WANT POOhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-want-poo/
Wed, 31 Jan 2018 08:01:45 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1785http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-want-poo/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/i-want-poo/feed/0It’s too damn hot for a penguin but just right for another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds about how nice Larry Fitzgerald’s hands are,” then the boys read some hot scripts […]It’s too damn hot for a penguin but just right for another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds about how nice Larry Fitzgerald’s hands are,” then the boys read some hot scripts in “Cold Opens,” then we hear “30 seconds of the Taco Bell Chihuahua talking about burritos and shit,” then the boys find out who had to let it linger in “Who Farted,” then the boys wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, tell that swan to stop looking at you because listening to this podcast makes you cooler than Miles Davis.

]]>It’s too damn hot for a penguin but just right for another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds about how nice Larry Fitzgerald’s hand...
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USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:38:53DON’T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/dont-put-it-in-your-mouth/
Wed, 24 Jan 2018 08:01:12 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1778http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/dont-put-it-in-your-mouth/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/dont-put-it-in-your-mouth/feed/0Hot diggity dog, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to throw some shit at the wall and see if any of it’s worth a dang in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of some sound advice in Don’t Put it in […]Hot diggity dog, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to throw some shit at the wall and see if any of it’s worth a dang in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of some sound advice in Don’t Put it in Your Mouth,” then the boys talk hard bods and hard drugs in “From First to Last,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Daniel Tosh Taco Bell commercial,” then it’s that time of the show when the boys mumble about how they forgot to write stuff down but still find a way to name the episode. So grab your headphones, flip off an Elvis impersonator and give this sweet sweet episode a listen.
]]>Hot diggity dog, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to throw some shit at the wall and see if any of it’s worth a dang in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of some sound advic...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:40:01GLEEK CLUBhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gleek-club/
Wed, 17 Jan 2018 08:01:32 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1773http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gleek-club/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gleek-club/feed/0Call the zoo. The boys are back for another episode of House Sadness. They get the sadness started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear some new jokes in the segment that may never be renamed in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of another god damn Pizza Head commercial,” then hold me […]Call the zoo. The boys are back for another episode of House Sadness. They get the sadness started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear some new jokes in the segment that may never be renamed in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of another god damn Pizza Head commercial,” then hold me closer tiny cancer. That’s how it goes, right? Find out in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of a Budlight Real Men of Genius commercial,” then the boys clear their throats and clear their scrotes in “Scream Your Genes,” then the boys put a name on this masterpiece. So grab your headphones, butt-chug some green tea and give this sad boy a listen.
]]>Call the zoo. The boys are back for another episode of House Sadness. They get the sadness started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear some new jokes in the segment that may never be renamed in “Joke of the Gay,]]>Jacob Kubonyes2:05:05WHAT IF GOD WAS BUSTIN’ NUTS?http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/what-if-god-was-bustin-nuts/
Wed, 10 Jan 2018 08:01:20 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1767http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/what-if-god-was-bustin-nuts/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/what-if-god-was-bustin-nuts/feed/0The sickness is out and the sadness is back. The boys are feeling better and are back to make you wetter. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Surge commercial. (Save your money, it’s not as good as […]The sickness is out and the sadness is back. The boys are feeling better and are back to make you wetter. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Surge commercial. (Save your money, it’s not as good as you remember),” then the boys bare their souls and their holes in “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “60 seconds of Dan Marino not flubbing. Did not flub,” and believe it or not, but the boys did not flub the naming of this episode. So grab your headphones, thumb through your bibles and let god bust a nut all over your holy grail.
]]>The sickness is out and the sadness is back. The boys are feeling better and are back to make you wetter. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Surge commercial.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:15:28ROCKS!http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/rocks/
Wed, 03 Jan 2018 08:01:33 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1761http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/rocks/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/rocks/feed/0Cough, cough, sniffle sniffle, the boys are sick but they power through it to bring you another episode of House Sadness. They get things started with some “WFM’s” then they crack some new jokes in “Jokes of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of another Pizza Head commercial from Pizza Hut” then they boys […]Cough, cough, sniffle sniffle, the boys are sick but they power through it to bring you another episode of House Sadness. They get things started with some “WFM’s” then they crack some new jokes in “Jokes of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of another Pizza Head commercial from Pizza Hut” then they boys listen in on some greatness in “Other Podcasts” then we hear “60 seconds of (only 9 seconds from being cool) Real Men of Genius” then the boys wrap it up and wrap it out. So chug some nyquil and let this be the soundtrack to your fever dreams.
]]>Cough, cough, sniffle sniffle, the boys are sick but they power through it to bring you another episode of House Sadness. They get things started with some “WFM’s” then they crack some new jokes in “Jokes of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of another...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:29:00WHAT HAVE I GIT-R-DONE?http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/what-have-i-git-r-done/
Wed, 27 Dec 2017 08:01:23 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1759http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/what-have-i-git-r-done/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/what-have-i-git-r-done/feed/0The boys are back home from the war on XXX-MAS and they are settled back in at House Sadness. They get things started with some, “WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Pizza Head commercial from Pizza Hut,” then the boys roll out […]The boys are back home from the war on XXX-MAS and they are settled back in at House Sadness. They get things started with some, “WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Pizza Head commercial from Pizza Hut,” then the boys roll out some more genius movie ideas in, “Squeakuels,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius,” then it’s time to make a choice and stick to it in, “If You Had To,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Ben Affleck in a Burger King commercial,” then the boys wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, cut the sleeves off your best flannel and sit back as House Sadness rides again.
]]>The boys are back home from the war on XXX-MAS and they are settled back in at House Sadness. They get things started with some, “WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Pizza Head commercial from P...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:39:22XXXMASS SUICIDEhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/xxxmass-suicide/
Wed, 20 Dec 2017 08:01:39 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1754http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/xxxmass-suicide/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/xxxmass-suicide/feed/0Ho, ho, ho, Merry Sadness and welcome to the special XXXmas edition of House Sadness. The boys get the holiday cheer going with some, “WFM’s” then they try out some new bits in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of Now That’s I Call Music: Fist-mas Edition,” then the boys share a […]Ho, ho, ho, Merry Sadness and welcome to the special XXXmas edition of House Sadness. The boys get the holiday cheer going with some, “WFM’s” then they try out some new bits in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of Now That’s I Call Music: Fist-mas Edition,” then the boys share a tune perfect for caroling in, “12 Days of Sadness,” then we hear “30 seconds of The Budlight Xmas Date featuring, you guessed it, a farting horse,” then the boys find out who the fat man stuffed and with what in, “Stocking Stuffers,” then we hear, “120 seconds of Kirk Cameron trying to save Christmas and resurrect his career,” then the boys find some gift receipts laying around in, “Receipts Taken: Gift Giving Edition,” then we hear, “120 seconds of the man who can do everything: Tim Allen in The Santa Claus,” then boys name the episode and slide it under the tree. So grab your headphones, dip your dogs in some eggnog and let the sadness spirit wash over you.
]]>Ho, ho, ho, Merry Sadness and welcome to the special XXXmas edition of House Sadness. The boys get the holiday cheer going with some, “WFM’s” then they try out some new bits in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:32:07HATS VS SKINShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hats-vs-skins/
Wed, 13 Dec 2017 08:01:21 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1748http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hats-vs-skins/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/hats-vs-skins/feed/0Well, the boys managed to eclipse the two-hour mark yet again. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” then mic check one-poo one-poo in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Peanut Butter Crips,” then the boys shoot some blanks and fill in other blanks in the new segment, […]Well, the boys managed to eclipse the two-hour mark yet again. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” then mic check one-poo one-poo in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Peanut Butter Crips,” then the boys shoot some blanks and fill in other blanks in the new segment, “Mad Lib Suicide Notes,” then we hear, “Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. Sum 41,” speaking of shitty music, the boys then sing their little cold hearts out in, “How Does That Song Go?” then the boys put a bow on the episode and name the dang thing. So grab your headphones and your hat and give this thing a listen.

]]>Well, the boys managed to eclipse the two-hour mark yet again. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” then mic check one-poo one-poo in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Peanut Butter Crips,
Having trouble writing that last note before you kick the stool?TRY YOUR OWN MAD LIB SUICIDE NOTE!]]>Jacob Kubonyes2:11:04THE XPLODIAC SPILLERhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-xplodiac-spiller/
Wed, 06 Dec 2017 08:01:54 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1740http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-xplodiac-spiller/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/the-xplodiac-spiller/feed/0The boys are back and are as sad as ever. They get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” then it’s open mic time in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a tight 15 in, “15 seconds of Ball Park Franks,” then the boys introduce (#2) a new segment where they give a guide of […]The boys are back and are as sad as ever. They get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” then it’s open mic time in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a tight 15 in, “15 seconds of Ball Park Franks,” then the boys introduce (#2) a new segment where they give a guide of things to say when you jizz in, “Scream Your Jeans,” then we hear, “15 seconds of The Simpsons Butterfinger BB’s,” then the boys name the episode in a surprisingly timely manner. So grab your headphones, get ready for the Meat Waver and let the Sunlight in.

]]>The boys are back and are as sad as ever. They get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” then it’s open mic time in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a tight 15 in, “15 seconds of Ball Park Franks,” then the boys introduce (#2) a new segment where the...

]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:20:58WELCUM TO KINFUCKYhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/welcum-to-kinfucky/
Wed, 29 Nov 2017 08:01:44 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1730http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/welcum-to-kinfucky/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/welcum-to-kinfucky/feed/0Time flies when you’re having fun or, in this case, you’re two rambling idiots. The boys are back and they are taking their time with this one. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” they see if they can strike gold in, “Joke of the Gay,” we hear, “120 seconds of Now That’s […]Time flies when you’re having fun or, in this case, you’re two rambling idiots. The boys are back and they are taking their time with this one. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” they see if they can strike gold in, “Joke of the Gay,” we hear, “120 seconds of Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. 5: Ass Eating Edition,” then the boys bust out their diaries and spill some more secrets in, “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the cinematic masterpiece: The Budlight WASSSSSSSSSSSS UP Commerical,” then it’s a tight squeeze in, “Fanny Pack.” So grab your headphones, pour yourself some Wild Turkey and give episode the big 4-0 a listen.
]]>Time flies when you’re having fun or, in this case, you’re two rambling idiots. The boys are back and they are taking their time with this one. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” they see if they can strike gold in,]]>Jacob Kubonyes2:23:53REVERSE TURDIN’http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/reverse-turdin/
Wed, 22 Nov 2017 08:01:42 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1724http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/reverse-turdin/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/reverse-turdin/feed/0The boys are back just in time to give you something to be thankful for during spanks-giving break. They start things off with some, “WFM’s,” then they talk shop in the unofficially named/we’re still trying to think of something better/we hate ourselves in, “Joke of the gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of I Wish […]The boys are back just in time to give you something to be thankful for during spanks-giving break. They start things off with some, “WFM’s,” then they talk shop in the unofficially named/we’re still trying to think of something better/we hate ourselves in, “Joke of the gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of I Wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner (lucky bastard)” then the boys talk about their job history in, “From First to Last,” then we hear, “30 seconds of God Hebrew National Hotdogs (Praise be to Jesus for dying for these hotdogs)” then the boys ramble per usual and get around to naming the episode. So grab your headphones, don’t even try to fight the seether, just give this thing a dang listen.
]]>The boys are back just in time to give you something to be thankful for during spanks-giving break. They start things off with some, “WFM’s,” then they talk shop in the unofficially named/we’re still trying to think of something better/we hate ourselve...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:30:56CRUNCH OF THE WEEKhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/crunch-of-the-week/
Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:01:38 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1717http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/crunch-of-the-week/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/crunch-of-the-week/feed/0I put your picture away, sat down but didn’t cry to today because the boys are back and are joined once again by Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some, “WFM’s,” we hear, “60 seconds of a throwback Oscar Meyer commercial from the 50’s,” then the boys tell you about some would […]I put your picture away, sat down but didn’t cry to today because the boys are back and are joined once again by Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some, “WFM’s,” we hear, “60 seconds of a throwback Oscar Meyer commercial from the 50’s,” then the boys tell you about some would be box office blockbusters in, “Squeakuels,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Lunchables Taco commercials,” then the boys try to connect the poo-clues and figure out, “Who Farted.” So grab your headphones and let the sadness wash over you.
]]>I put your picture away, sat down but didn’t cry to today because the boys are back and are joined once again by Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some, “WFM’s,” we hear, “60 seconds of a throwback Oscar Meyer commercial from th...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:58:31MORE PLUMPIN’ FOR THE HUMPIN’http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/more-plumpin-for-the-humpin/
Wed, 08 Nov 2017 08:01:26 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1708http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/more-plumpin-for-the-humpin/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/more-plumpin-for-the-humpin/feed/0The boys are baby got back for another episode and they welcome a very special guest: Tony “Crunch” Campos. Tony get things started with his, “Cookie Crunch Lock of the Week,” then the boys talk about butt stuff and get around to talking about some, “WFM’s” we hear some more talk about butt stuff and […]The boys are baby got back for another episode and they welcome a very special guest: Tony “Crunch” Campos. Tony get things started with his, “Cookie Crunch Lock of the Week,” then the boys talk about butt stuff and get around to talking about some, “WFM’s” we hear some more talk about butt stuff and then we hear, “30 seconds of ye old Dubuque Plumper,” then there’s some light chatter about butt related issues and then the boys singer their little farts out in, “How Does That Song Go?” Then the boys dive right back into the issues and discuss more butt stuff followed by, “30 seconds of The Simpson’s Last Butterfinger on the Left,” and finally, the boys wrap things up with some final thoughts about butts and name the episode. So grab your headphones, place your bets on the Butt-fallow Dills and get ready for a butt-load of butt talk.
]]>The boys are baby got back for another episode and they welcome a very special guest: Tony “Crunch” Campos. Tony get things started with his, “Cookie Crunch Lock of the Week,” then the boys talk about butt stuff and get around to talking about some,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:23:26JOHN DWAYNE “THE ROCK” GACY JR.http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/john-dwayne-the-rock-gacy-jr/
Wed, 01 Nov 2017 07:01:01 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1703http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/john-dwayne-the-rock-gacy-jr/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/john-dwayne-the-rock-gacy-jr/feed/0Can you smell what this podcast is cooking? The boys are back and they’re serving up some piping hot sadness. They fart things off with, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear about some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” we hear, “30 seconds of a banned hot dog related Budweiser commercial,” then we listen in on […]Can you smell what this podcast is cooking? The boys are back and they’re serving up some piping hot sadness. They fart things off with, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear about some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” we hear, “30 seconds of a banned hot dog related Budweiser commercial,” then we listen in on some more failed podcast ventures in, “Other Podcasts,” then we hear, “60 seconds of the classic tootsie pop commercial with that dickhead owl,” and finally the boys wrap things up and name the gosh darn episode. So set your water bucket down, pick up your headphones and give this podcast a listen while you clean out your crawlspace.
]]>Can you smell what this podcast is cooking? The boys are back and they’re serving up some piping hot sadness. They fart things off with, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear about some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” we hear,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:34:57FILET-O-SQUISHhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/filet-o-squish/
Wed, 25 Oct 2017 07:01:21 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1695http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/filet-o-squish/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/filet-o-squish/feed/0If something smells fishy, it might just be this podcast. The boys are back and they are the deadliest catch? Lame writing aside, the boys get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” we hear it’s-still-a-working-title in, “Joke of the gay.” Then we hear, “30 seconds of them all beef ball park franks circa 1991,” Then […]If something smells fishy, it might just be this podcast. The boys are back and they are the deadliest catch? Lame writing aside, the boys get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” we hear it’s-still-a-working-title in, “Joke of the gay.” Then we hear, “30 seconds of them all beef ball park franks circa 1991,” Then things get super spooky when they play some tapes they stumbled upon in, “Ghost Lisperers,” then we hear, “30 seconds of did my parents love? Oh, they bought me pizza lunchables, yeah they did, I suppose.” Then the boys fap things up nicely and name that episode. So grab your headphones, just listen, please.
]]>If something smells fishy, it might just be this podcast. The boys are back and they are the deadliest catch? Lame writing aside, the boys get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” we hear it’s-still-a-working-title in, “Joke of the gay.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:00:56I’M IN A MILK PIThttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/im-in-a-milk-pit/
Wed, 18 Oct 2017 07:01:21 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1692http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/im-in-a-milk-pit/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/im-in-a-milk-pit/feed/0The boys are back and they are a ramblin’ more than ever. About 45 minutes in the finally get to some, “WFM’s” then it’s week two of the new segment in, “Joke o the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Meg Ryan slinging Whoppers in a Burger King commercial,” then the boys have another […]The boys are back and they are a ramblin’ more than ever. About 45 minutes in the finally get to some, “WFM’s” then it’s week two of the new segment in, “Joke o the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Meg Ryan slinging Whoppers in a Burger King commercial,” then the boys have another go in figuring out who can fit what and where and how much in, “Fanny Pack,” then we hear, “60 seconds of Kids Bop Vol. Eve 69,” then the boys find some more time to ramble and finally settle on a name for the episode. So grab your headphone, tie me to a bedpost and watch it spin around into a beautiful oblivion.
]]>The boys are back and they are a ramblin’ more than ever. About 45 minutes in the finally get to some, “WFM’s” then it’s week two of the new segment in, “Joke o the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Meg Ryan slinging Whoppers in a Burger King commerci...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:48:43MISCHA FARTIN’http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mischa-fartin/
Wed, 11 Oct 2017 07:01:25 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1687http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mischa-fartin/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/mischa-fartin/feed/0California here we come, right back where we farted from, Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The boys are my neck, my back, lick my podcast and my crack. They get things started with yet again some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” then they introduce a new bit in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of Kids Bop […]California here we come, right back where we farted from, Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The boys are my neck, my back, lick my podcast and my crack. They get things started with yet again some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” then they introduce a new bit in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of Kids Bop Vol. 2,” then the boys have smelt it and they try to figure out who dealt it in, “Who Farted.” Then we hear, “30 seconds of Meg Ryan’s Campbell’s Soup Commercial,” then the boys talk about some cinematic classics and get around to naming the episode. So grab your headphones and welcome to the OC, bitch, because here this podcast cums.
]]>California here we come, right back where we farted from, Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The boys are my neck, my back, lick my podcast and my crack. They get things started with yet again some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” then they introduce a new bit in,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:12:46MY SWEET ASShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/my-sweet-ass/
Wed, 04 Oct 2017 07:01:54 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1683http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/my-sweet-ass/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/my-sweet-ass/feed/0By the grace of the sweet, sweet Garth Brooks, House Sadness is back and we’ve got friends in no places. The boys get things started with some women who aren’t big on social graces but who are still, “WFM’s.” Then we take, “30 seconds to make 7-Up Yours,” then things get fuzzy as the boys […]By the grace of the sweet, sweet Garth Brooks, House Sadness is back and we’ve got friends in no places. The boys get things started with some women who aren’t big on social graces but who are still, “WFM’s.” Then we take, “30 seconds to make 7-Up Yours,” then things get fuzzy as the boys take a trip where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away in, “From First to Last: Blackouts.” Then we get another chance to make 7-Up Yours in, “30 seconds of what I just f’in typed.” But then, we’ve been here before and the boys show themselves the door and name the episode. So grab your headphones, just wait ’til I finish this glass, then sweet little lady, I’ll head back to the bar, and you can kiss…
]]>By the grace of the sweet, sweet Garth Brooks, House Sadness is back and we’ve got friends in no places. The boys get things started with some women who aren’t big on social graces but who are still, “WFM’s.” Then we take,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:19:35B, D, D, & Dhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/b-d-d-d/
Wed, 27 Sep 2017 07:01:03 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1679http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/b-d-d-d/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/b-d-d-d/feed/0Hold onto your butts, it’s another episode of House Sadness cumming at, on but not in you. The boys kick things off with some more, “WFM’s” we hear, “90 seconds of the 2000 VMA’s hosted by the Waynes brothers,” then the boys spill the beans and fill their jeans in, “Notecard Secrets,” and finally, the […]Hold onto your butts, it’s another episode of House Sadness cumming at, on but not in you. The boys kick things off with some more, “WFM’s” we hear, “90 seconds of the 2000 VMA’s hosted by the Waynes brothers,” then the boys spill the beans and fill their jeans in, “Notecard Secrets,” and finally, the boys manage to invent a new board game when they name that episode. So grab your 20-sided dice cuz daddy needs a new pair of shoes and a new outlook on life.
]]>Hold onto your butts, it’s another episode of House Sadness cumming at, on but not in you. The boys kick things off with some more, “WFM’s” we hear, “90 seconds of the 2000 VMA’s hosted by the Waynes brothers,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:07:38Siri POV Ass Worshiphttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/siri-pov-ass-worship/
Wed, 20 Sep 2017 07:01:22 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1670http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/siri-pov-ass-worship/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/siri-pov-ass-worship/feed/0Here’s another episode of a podcast you’re not allowed to listen to within 100 feet of a school. The boys get things started with some, “WFM’s” then we hear, “30 seconds of Know That’s What I Call Poos-ic Vol 4-skin,” then time to cover your boners with your binders because it’s long awaited return of, […]Here’s another episode of a podcast you’re not allowed to listen to within 100 feet of a school. The boys get things started with some, “WFM’s” then we hear, “30 seconds of Know That’s What I Call Poos-ic Vol 4-skin,” then time to cover your boners with your binders because it’s long awaited return of, “Whits and Giggles,” then we hear,”30 more seconds of how many god damned commercials did they make for this f’in wonder ball,” then prepare for your speakers to dripping wet after the boys show of their pipes once again in, “How Does That Song Go?” So somebody call John Cusack and tell him to grab his boombox because we got another episode for the ether.
]]>Here’s another episode of a podcast you’re not allowed to listen to within 100 feet of a school. The boys get things started with some, “WFM’s” then we hear, “30 seconds of Know That’s What I Call Poos-ic Vol 4-skin,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:44:10HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BUKKAKEhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/helloooooooooooooo-bukkake/
Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:01:34 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1667http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/helloooooooooooooo-bukkake/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/helloooooooooooooo-bukkake/feed/0Boy, oh Bob’s Big Boy. The boys are back and they are getting the breakfast buffet for $5 on the morning before their football games. They fart things off with some shoulda, coulda, “WFM’s” then we hear “30 seconds of the delicious and nutritious? cereal Cookie Crisp,” then the boys ask the questions the man […]Boy, oh Bob’s Big Boy. The boys are back and they are getting the breakfast buffet for $5 on the morning before their football games. They fart things off with some shoulda, coulda, “WFM’s” then we hear “30 seconds of the delicious and nutritious? cereal Cookie Crisp,” then the boys ask the questions the man doesn’t want to answer in, “Who farted?” then we hear, “30 seconds of some asshole named Steve Carrell ramble on about chicken or some bullshit,” then the boys wrap things in, “If you had to.” So right hand headphones, left thumb in your bum and you’re hitchhiking your way to house sadness.
]]>Boy, oh Bob’s Big Boy. The boys are back and they are getting the breakfast buffet for $5 on the morning before their football games. They fart things off with some shoulda, coulda, “WFM’s” then we hear “30 seconds of the delicious and nutritious?]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:32:32Quentin Tarantino’s CHEAPER BY THE DOZENhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/quentin-tarantinos-cheaper-by-the-dozen/
Wed, 06 Sep 2017 07:01:38 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1663http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/quentin-tarantinos-cheaper-by-the-dozen/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/quentin-tarantinos-cheaper-by-the-dozen/feed/0“Oh, my neck. Oh, my back. My neck and back. I want a $150,000 but right now I’ll settle out of court for a new episode of House Sadness.” The boys are back they are joined by a very special guest, the wolf-bruh himself: DAN CUMMINS. They get things started with a round of, “WFM’s,” […]“Oh, my neck. Oh, my back. My neck and back. I want a $150,000 but right now I’ll settle out of court for a new episode of House Sadness.” The boys are back they are joined by a very special guest, the wolf-bruh himself: DAN CUMMINS. They get things started with a round of, “WFM’s,” we hear, “60 seconds of the double platinum Anti-Drug Song: Straight Up,” then the boys sing their little farts out in, “How does that song go?” then we hear, “The trailer for the classic: Hey, I didn’t know Rotten Tomatoes’ Tomatometer went that low, aka: The Hottie and the Nottie,” then the boys close things out with some movie ideas that would make said Tomatometer think it had a fever in, “Squeakuels.” So be our number one with a silver bullet, load up the podcast, cock it and pull it. (It’s French for give it a listen, wee-wee).

]]>“Oh, my neck. Oh, my back. My neck and back. I want a $150,000 but right now I’ll settle out of court for a new episode of House Sadness.” The boys are back they are joined by a very special guest, the wolf-bruh himself: DAN CUMMINS.

Check out Dan’s podcast TIMESUCK at WWW.TIMESUCKPODCAST.COM]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:17:49OLIVE GARDEN’S ENDLESS SOUP OR SOAK-HERhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/olive-gardens-endless-soup-or-soak-her/
Wed, 30 Aug 2017 07:01:40 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1658http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/olive-gardens-endless-soup-or-soak-her/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/olive-gardens-endless-soup-or-soak-her/feed/0What is time really other than the universe calling you old and laughing at you for getting fat. Maybe time needs to take a look at itself and stop projecting all its shit on us. Time is really just a flat circle jerk and the boys are back and lubing up both hands for another […]What is time really other than the universe calling you old and laughing at you for getting fat. Maybe time needs to take a look at itself and stop projecting all its shit on us. Time is really just a flat circle jerk and the boys are back and lubing up both hands for another long episode. They get things started with some more names of some ladies who “WFM’s” we hear “30 seconds of a commercial from the second (or third) best root beer,” then the boys take a trip down memory lame in, “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “30 seconds of some god damn Strangers with Candy,” and then they tell time to eat a fart and get to naming that episode when they darn well please. So grab your headphones, fire this bad boy up and pretend its the new Cyanide Milkshake album.
]]>What is time really other than the universe calling you old and laughing at you for getting fat. Maybe time needs to take a look at itself and stop projecting all its shit on us. Time is really just a flat circle jerk and the boys are back and lubing u...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:35:47CHER THE LOADhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/cher-the-load/
Wed, 23 Aug 2017 07:01:40 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1654http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/cher-the-load/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/cher-the-load/feed/0Do you believe in hotdogs after hotdogs? I can feel something inside me say: “I really don’t think the boys are back with another episode, now” they get things started with oh, shit, it’s wouldn’t fuck me’s, not even if our dick were puppies,” then we hear, “30 seconds of ‘Now that’s what I call […]Do you believe in hotdogs after hotdogs? I can feel something inside me say: “I really don’t think the boys are back with another episode, now” they get things started with oh, shit, it’s wouldn’t fuck me’s, not even if our dick were puppies,” then we hear, “30 seconds of ‘Now that’s what I call music volume: cool sex number, followed by the funny weed number,'” then the boy’s ponder space and time in a new bit, “fanny packs,” then things get wrapped in an orderly fap-shion in the naming of the episode. So turn back time and find a way to listen to this podcast forever or something. Final Cher joke.
]]>Do you believe in hotdogs after hotdogs? I can feel something inside me say: “I really don’t think the boys are back with another episode, now” they get things started with oh, shit, it’s wouldn’t fuck me’s, not even if our dick were puppies,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:04:30JAKE PAULSYhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/jake-paulsy/
Wed, 16 Aug 2017 07:01:14 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1648http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/jake-paulsy/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/jake-paulsy/feed/0Well, this is a long one. How long is it? Thank you, conveniently placed transitional sentence. This bad, bad, dirty, someone should talk to his mother, boy clocks in at an hour and a half. Or more easily understood as how many seconds there are in an hour and a half and then divide (or […]Well, this is a long one. How long is it? Thank you, conveniently placed transitional sentence. This bad, bad, dirty, someone should talk to his mother, boy clocks in at an hour and a half. Or more easily understood as how many seconds there are in an hour and a half and then divide (or multiplied?) by 6 seconds, thus completing this amazing, sick Vine burn. Speaking of failure, the boys kick things off with some “WFM’s,” then we hear, “30 seconds of some hardcore tennis grunts,” then someone call Mackenzie Phillips because things get So Weird when the boys discuss porn in “From First to Last,” then we hear some Razzie level performances during, “30 seconds of bad porn acting,” finally the boys ramble on to no end and reminisce about the good ol’ days of vine and World Star Vine Comps and talk about some recent rumblings in the neighborhood. So drop out of college, move to Hollywood and Vine and wait to spend all your time hanging with president kid rock. also, listen to this. The new queso at Chipotle is trash.
]]>Well, this is a long one. How long is it? Thank you, conveniently placed transitional sentence. This bad, bad, dirty, someone should talk to his mother, boy clocks in at an hour and a half. Or more easily understood as how many seconds there are in an ...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:35:24Stephen King’s ANAL SHADOWhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/steven-kings-anal-shadow/
Wed, 09 Aug 2017 08:00:17 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1642http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/steven-kings-anal-shadow/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/steven-kings-anal-shadow/feed/0Boy oh, big boy. The boys are back in town and they are a-rambling. They get things false started with some drunken banter about traffic and then merge on into some “WFM’s.” Then we hear, “145 seconds of the Emmy/Grammy/Oscar/Golden Globe/Faulkner/Peabody/Kid’s Choice Award/MTV Moon Man/Pulitzer Prize winning trailer of Jack and Jill.” Then they dive […]Boy oh, big boy. The boys are back in town and they are a-rambling. They get things false started with some drunken banter about traffic and then merge on into some “WFM’s.” Then we hear, “145 seconds of the Emmy/Grammy/Oscar/Golden Globe/Faulkner/Peabody/Kid’s Choice Award/MTV Moon Man/Pulitzer Prize winning trailer of Jack and Jill.” Then they dive butt first into some more, “Notepad Rejects,” and they end up naming the episode in a gentlemanly fashion. So steal a school bus, pack it full of the feeble minded and blast this podcast as You, Thelma, and Louise jerk off into infinity.
]]>Boy oh, big boy. The boys are back in town and they are a-rambling. They get things false started with some drunken banter about traffic and then merge on into some “WFM’s.” Then we hear, “145 seconds of the Emmy/Grammy/Oscar/Golden Globe/Faulkner/Peab...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:04:23A GAY’S GAZEhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/a-gays-gaze/
Wed, 02 Aug 2017 07:01:05 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1636http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/a-gays-gaze/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/a-gays-gaze/feed/0And it’s another long one. What could the boys possibly spend 30 minutes upfront talking about? The collapse of modern civilization? The melting ice caps? The merits of Chaucer? Well, this is House Sadness, of course, so the boys, naturally, pontificate about the one thing that keeps their hope alive: hotdogs. Once the boys decide […]And it’s another long one. What could the boys possibly spend 30 minutes upfront talking about? The collapse of modern civilization? The melting ice caps? The merits of Chaucer? Well, this is House Sadness, of course, so the boys, naturally, pontificate about the one thing that keeps their hope alive: hotdogs. Once the boys decide to cut it out, they somehow manage to find some more, “WFM’s,” we hear “30 more seconds about that goddamn Nestle ball of wonder,” then someone get showbiz on the line because they’ve blocked our calls, it’s another round of, “Cold Opens.” Then we hear “30 seconds of the gift that never made it under my Christmas tree, the PlayDoh Monster Truck,” then gather around the trash fire as the boys close things out with some tales of debauchery in, “Notecard Secrets.” So grab your notebook, sharpen your number 69 pencil and prepare to write your congressman asking her/him to put this to end. (We really do spend the first 30 minutes talking about hotdogs). (.)(.)
]]>And it’s another long one. What could the boys possibly spend 30 minutes upfront talking about? The collapse of modern civilization? The melting ice caps? The merits of Chaucer? Well, this is House Sadness, of course, so the boys, naturally,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:33:32DIP MY D!*K IN WATER LIKE I’M BOILING DOGShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/dip-my-d-in-water-like-im-boiling-dogs/
Wed, 26 Jul 2017 07:01:43 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1630http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/dip-my-d-in-water-like-im-boiling-dogs/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/dip-my-d-in-water-like-im-boiling-dogs/feed/0Hi, my name is, what? My name is who? My name is housesadness podcast. We are back with a hot one. The boys kick things out off with some ladies whose love can’t be bought in “WFM’s,” we hear “30 seconds of The Stretch Armstrong Commercial,” then twiddle deez nuts and tweedle cum sing their […]Hi, my name is, what? My name is who? My name is housesadness podcast. We are back with a hot one. The boys kick things out off with some ladies whose love can’t be bought in “WFM’s,” we hear “30 seconds of The Stretch Armstrong Commercial,” then twiddle deez nuts and tweedle cum sing their farts out in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “30 seconds of what happens to your brain on drugs,” and after some technical difficulties and reconciling some childhood traumas, these clown clits name the episode. So crank the volume, pull over and rub one out.
]]>Hi, my name is, what? My name is who? My name is housesadness podcast. We are back with a hot one. The boys kick things out off with some ladies whose love can’t be bought in “WFM’s,” we hear “30 seconds of The Stretch Armstrong Commercial,]]>Jacob Kubonyes50:28CUM HARDER JUST BECAUSEhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/cum-harder-just-because/
Wed, 19 Jul 2017 07:01:38 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1624http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/cum-harder-just-because/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/cum-harder-just-because/feed/0Buckle up hot dogs, this is a footlong one. The boys are back with an episode that’s headstrong and will take on anyone. They get things started by diving tongue first into the endless sea of “WMFs,” we hear “30 seconds of Hilary ‘don’t call me gay or late to dinner’ Duff,” then the Korn […]Buckle up hot dogs, this is a footlong one. The boys are back with an episode that’s headstrong and will take on anyone. They get things started by diving tongue first into the endless sea of “WMFs,” we hear “30 seconds of Hilary ‘don’t call me gay or late to dinner’ Duff,” then the Korn (like the second best nu metal band) dogs debut a new bit called, “Squeakuels,” in which they pitch their ideas for some much needed sequels, then we hear, “120 seconds of Now That’s What I Call Music Vol 420-9/11-69,” and finally, the pigs in a smallpox blanket name the episode. So butt-chug some hot dog flavored water, dip your tits in some relish or just go ahead and listen to this episode however you dang well please.
]]>Buckle up hot dogs, this is a footlong one. The boys are back with an episode that’s headstrong and will take on anyone. They get things started by diving tongue first into the endless sea of “WMFs,” we hear “30 seconds of Hilary ‘don’t call me gay or ...]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:09:51LIFE A’SQUIRThttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/life-asquirt/
Wed, 12 Jul 2017 07:01:48 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1620http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/life-asquirt/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/life-asquirt/feed/0The boy’s are back in town and they are bound to let you down, again. They get things farted with some oh, I wonder wonder wonder why these, “WMF’s” not even later at the mall, then we hear “30 seconds of the wonder ball,” followed by, “47 seconds of Knock knock, who’s there? It’s our […]The boy’s are back in town and they are bound to let you down, again. They get things farted with some oh, I wonder wonder wonder why these, “WMF’s” not even later at the mall, then we hear “30 seconds of the wonder ball,” followed by, “47 seconds of Knock knock, who’s there? It’s our aforementioned neighbor who finally makes a cameo on this epi-chode,” then we intro-deuce (like #2 ((poop)) ) a new segment called, “Who farted?” followed by “60 seconds of now that’s what music vol. 69,” then we close things out with a dat phan favorite in, “Notepad Rejects,” and then faster than can say,”Howdotheyconintuallyforgettowritetitlesdownaretheyyoungdumbandfullofcumoraretheytootoostupidtodowhatyourcoachtellsyouto?” so cut the cheese and listen to this episode, if you please (kill me).
]]>The boy’s are back in town and they are bound to let you down, again. They get things farted with some oh, I wonder wonder wonder why these, “WMF’s” not even later at the mall, then we hear “30 seconds of the wonder ball,” followed by,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:00:51GOODBYE HOT DOGShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/goodbye-hot-dog/
Wed, 05 Jul 2017 07:01:39 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1614http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/goodbye-hot-dog/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/goodbye-hot-dog/feed/0Oh hot dog, the boys have a chode of an episode for you. They start things off with some “WFM’s” who have seen their hopes and dreams lying on the ground, we hear “30 seconds of: Oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong,” then the chode masters try out a new segment in “All […]Oh hot dog, the boys have a chode of an episode for you. They start things off with some “WFM’s” who have seen their hopes and dreams lying on the ground, we hear “30 seconds of: Oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong,” then the chode masters try out a new segment in “All things pass into the night,” hear another “30 seconds of: Won’t you listen to me,” and it must be a Christmas miracle because this episode is named faster than you can say: “Would you f**k me? I’d f**k me. So put the lotion in the basket, grab yourself a hot dog and let this episode fly over you.
]]>Oh hot dog, the boys have a chode of an episode for you. They start things off with some “WFM’s” who have seen their hopes and dreams lying on the ground, we hear “30 seconds of: Oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong,]]>Jacob Kubonyes50:13GAY GAY GAY GAY, GAY GAY GAY GAY, I AM SO FxxKING GAYhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-i-am-so-fxxking-gay/
Wed, 28 Jun 2017 07:01:58 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1611http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-i-am-so-fxxking-gay/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-i-am-so-fxxking-gay/feed/0The best part of waking up is a new house sadness in your butt. The boys kick things off with some women who will never get them off in “WFM’s” We hear “30 seconds of I learned it from watching you,” you know who you are (Jon Taffer) Then the boys do a supermarket sweep […]The best part of waking up is a new house sadness in your butt. The boys kick things off with some women who will never get them off in “WFM’s” We hear “30 seconds of I learned it from watching you,” you know who you are (Jon Taffer) Then the boys do a supermarket sweep and piece together people’s purchases in a new bit called, “Receipts Taken,” and someone call the police because the boys take a reasonable amount of time in naming the episode. So get your eggs in a basket, grab your hot sauce and let this podcast slide in nice and easy into your (r)ear-holes.
]]>The best part of waking up is a new house sadness in your butt. The boys kick things off with some women who will never get them off in “WFM’s” We hear “30 seconds of I learned it from watching you,” you know who you are (Jon Taffer) Then the boys do a...]]>Jacob Kubonyes54:58AND YOU AIN’T GOT A PAIR OF TESTICLES IF YOU LIKE DRINKING FROM GLASShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/and-you-aint-got-a-pair-of-testicles-if-you-like-drinking-from-glass/
Wed, 21 Jun 2017 07:01:48 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1606http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/and-you-aint-got-a-pair-of-testicles-if-you-like-drinking-from-glass/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/and-you-aint-got-a-pair-of-testicles-if-you-like-drinking-from-glass/feed/0The boys are back and drinking cyanide from a red solo cup. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s,” unphased by truck nuts. We hear “120 seconds of the Citizen Kane-9 of animals playing sports movies, Air Bud,” hear a new bit called “Fortune Fellers,” and then get lectured for 30 seconds by […]The boys are back and drinking cyanide from a red solo cup. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s,” unphased by truck nuts. We hear “120 seconds of the Citizen Kane-9 of animals playing sports movies, Air Bud,” hear a new bit called “Fortune Fellers,” and then get lectured for 30 seconds by a talking dog about the dangers of drugs, fucking narc, and they close it out with some more “How Does that Song Go?” Will the boys finally figure the name of a song or will they continue this endless spiral of disappointing their families? Tune and find out……………………… the answers exactly what you think it is.
]]>The boys are back and drinking cyanide from a red solo cup. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s,” unphased by truck nuts. We hear “120 seconds of the Citizen Kane-9 of animals playing sports movies, Air Bud,]]>Jacob Kubonyes54:19APPALACHIAN MONKhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/appalachian-monk/
Wed, 14 Jun 2017 07:01:24 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1601http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/appalachian-monk/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/appalachian-monk/feed/0Orange you glad the boys are back for another episode? Me neither, but there is no god. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are for sure, “WFM’s,” I double checked. We hear “30 seconds of the one man laugh track Jimmy Fallon.” Then the boy’s get into, “From First to Last,” when they travel […]Orange you glad the boys are back for another episode? Me neither, but there is no god. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are for sure, “WFM’s,” I double checked. We hear “30 seconds of the one man laugh track Jimmy Fallon.” Then the boy’s get into, “From First to Last,” when they travel down to O-Town and discuss their first and most recent liquid dreams. Then the meaningless ramble of these two dipshits leads to a title more meaningless than existence itself. So grab your headphones, wrap them around your neck, and banana.
]]>Orange you glad the boys are back for another episode? Me neither, but there is no god. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are for sure, “WFM’s,” I double checked. We hear “30 seconds of the one man laugh track Jimmy Fallon.]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:06:43FART ATTACKhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/fart-attack/
Wed, 07 Jun 2017 07:01:48 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1595http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/fart-attack/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/fart-attack/feed/0Boy, oh Boy George. The boys are back and cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, chemleons. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s with a ten foot pole, hear “30 Seconds of…” Mac from it’s always sunny and a fuguees and funyun’s enthusiast, then reveal some more secret, secret, I got a notepad […]Boy, oh Boy George. The boys are back and cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, chemleons. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s with a ten foot pole, hear “30 Seconds of…” Mac from it’s always sunny and a fuguees and funyun’s enthusiast, then reveal some more secret, secret, I got a notepad secret, this episode will make you wanna one, two: buckle your shoe, three, four: shut the screen door, five, six: pick up Styx, seven, eight: they ain’t straight, nine, ten: set yourself on fire, again, so throw on your headphones and make yourself a mimi screwdriver.
]]>Boy, oh Boy George. The boys are back and cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, cummin, chemleons. They discuss some more lovely ladies who are “WFM’s with a ten foot pole, hear “30 Seconds of…” Mac from it’s always sunny and a fuguees and funyun’s e...]]>Jacob Kubonyes54:15QUEEF AN EMMYhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/queef-an-emmy/
Wed, 31 May 2017 07:01:00 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1591http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/queef-an-emmy/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/queef-an-emmy/feed/0Well cut.it.out. they are back again and this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a prehistoric/futuristic buddy cop trailer, then play some clips from their “Other Podcast Ventures”, I knew these dipshits had been up to something in the downtime between the switch […]Well cut.it.out. they are back again and this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a prehistoric/futuristic buddy cop trailer, then play some clips from their “Other Podcast Ventures”, I knew these dipshits had been up to something in the downtime between the switch of hosts, but I never would have guessed it was as butts as this!! And of course it all comes to an end as they have trouble trying to “Name That Episode” but this time it is because Casey’s past self had some real heckin’ shit to say.
]]>Well cut.it.out. they are back again and this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a prehistoric/futuristic buddy cop trailer, then play some clips from their “Other Podcast Ventures”,]]>Jacob Kubonyes1:06:33ROBERT DUVALL’S FERTILE MOUNDShttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/robert-duvalls-fertile-mounds/
Wed, 24 May 2017 07:04:48 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1586http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/robert-duvalls-fertile-mounds/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/robert-duvalls-fertile-mounds/feed/0Darn it, we are back with another episode. And this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “60 Seconds of…” Nicolas Kim Coppola celebrate becoming a vampire, then bring back the one and only Johnny Whit for another segment of “Whits and Giggles”, and they have trouble […]Darn it, we are back with another episode. And this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “60 Seconds of…” Nicolas Kim Coppola celebrate becoming a vampire, then bring back the one and only Johnny Whit for another segment of “Whits and Giggles”, and they have trouble when they try to “Name That Episode” but this time it is because Whit is too quotable and there should be eight to forty different titles based on his segment, but instead they agree to mash two up and end up with a title that is BIG AND NATURAL. It is good to hear Johnny survived his 40th bday, and even better to hear that he is somehow aging backwards, at least in his voice. The boi sounds silkier than a pile of silk in a whale tank filled with silks instead of water for the whales.
]]>Darn it, we are back with another episode. And this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “60 Seconds of…” Nicolas Kim Coppola celebrate becoming a vampire, then bring back the one and only Johnny Whit f...]]>Jacob Kubonyes59:27GRAPE PUCKER AND JAGERhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/grape-pucker-and-jager/
Thu, 18 May 2017 16:00:17 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1576http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/grape-pucker-and-jager/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/grape-pucker-and-jager/feed/0The last episode made us both feel a little weird, just didn’t quite seem like we were on our game. This episode the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” what to do if you ever Lose a Tooth, read some of our “Notepad Rejects” that were […]The last episode made us both feel a little weird, just didn’t quite seem like we were on our game. This episode the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” what to do if you ever Lose a Tooth, read some of our “Notepad Rejects” that were actually all true, and have a lil trouble, YET AGAIN, when then try to “Name That Episode” and end up with yet another underwhelming title. Hopefully this redeems what we did the previous episode, and once again we are terribly sorry that we keep making episodes. See you next week sadsacks.
]]>The last episode made us both feel a little weird, just didn’t quite seem like we were on our game. This episode the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” what to do if you ever Lose a Tooth,]]>Jacob Kubonyes47:43SLUG ON CARROT TOP’S NIPPLEhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/slug-on-carrot-tops-nipple/
Wed, 17 May 2017 07:01:52 +0000http://www.housesadness.com/?post_type=podcasts&p=1572http://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/slug-on-carrot-tops-nipple/#respondhttp://www.housesadness.com/podcasts/slug-on-carrot-tops-nipple/feed/0Behhhhhhhh, this epsiode is weird and slow and blehhh. This week the bois, SLOWLY, talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a Lisa Frank commercial, read out some “Notecard Secrets” that were actually all true, and have a lil trouble, YET AGAIN, when they try and “Name That […]Behhhhhhhh, this epsiode is weird and slow and blehhh. This week the bois, SLOWLY, talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a Lisa Frank commercial, read out some “Notecard Secrets” that were actually all true, and have a lil trouble, YET AGAIN, when they try and “Name That Episode.” And SOMEHOW this lasted as long as it did. What the actual cocky pop did we do here? Who knows, we all die…hopefully soon.
]]>Behhhhhhhh, this epsiode is weird and slow and blehhh. This week the bois, SLOWLY, talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a Lisa Frank commercial, read out some “Notecard Secrets” that were actually all true,...]]>Jacob Kubonyes42:51