Uncle Ben's Blog

I have a great idea. I'm gonna make a movie about plotting and killing a sitting US president or the like. I'll throw in a few jokes, maybe show some male nudity (apparently that's the new rage in comedy) and then release it nationwide and see what happens. Oh, that might cause a stir you say? May ruffle some feathers? But when we do it to other countries, it's ok right? How dare that little fat fuck Kim Jong-Un get offended when a multi-billion dollar company makes a movie to be seen by millions of people about ending his life. What a dick! Look I don't want to get off on a rant here but Holy Double Standard! I'm not saying Kim Jon-Un is the best guy. He's a fucking psychopath. Dude had his own uncle executed for leaving the toilet seat up or something (I've heard Jong-Un like to sit his fat ass down whilst taking a piss). So I'm definitely not defending him, his country or the actual hackers who gave Sony the ol' how do ya do virtual style... but let's be honest. I can understand why the dude is pissed. If someone made a comedy about killing me and at the same time made me look like a super-douche, I'd take offense to it-ESPECIALLY if I actually was a super-douche! And fuck Sony for not standing by your fucking guns and releasing the movie. I know they had a tough decision when all the little pussy theaters started to buckle and refused to show the movie but c'mon man, you didn't think this was gonna cause the shit-storm that it did? One little pissant cyber-terrorist group calls you out and you pull the entire thing? I have a problem with this movie. I have a problem with cyber-terrorism. I have a problem with the non-release of this movie. I guess I just have problems. 99 of them. But I digress...