Bad news for those celebrities who thought they were so freakin’ clever by dubbing their sons with creative names like Knox Leon, Kingston and Pilot Inspektor. A new study (via Jezebel) reveals that juvenile boys with unique first names are more likely to engage in criminal behavior.

Now I can say as a “Jarett,” that I have never held up a liquor store or stabbed a whore for fun, but I can understand the desire to lash out after years of merciless teasing on the schoolyard. So brace yourself for adolescences filled with trips to the principal’s office Nicolas Cage (son: Kal-El) and Rachel Griffiths (son: Banjo).

But there is nothing I can do for Shannyn Sossamon (technically an actress), who named her son Audio Science. Fine for a band or college major — really rude for a child.