Always Be On

We’ve all had publicly embarrassing moments. This one time, in band camp, I was skipping gaily jogging past a woman with my hands full of shopping bags. I glanced for a split second in her direction but it was enough time to miscalculate and tumble face first into the sidewalk. Hiding the pain in a most manly way, I bounced up and said “Made you look”. She laughed. A few more accusations against her propriety, and her number was procured.

Possessing a “game mindset” will help you make mash notes out of mashed potatoes. Always be on.

Unless he was doing something like Drum Corps International [DCI], which has a fair share of college kids, he would have been in high school at band camp, which means that he would have been no more than 17 years old [so technically we would be talking child pr0n here].

What interests me, though, is that the chick had a phone number.

I take that to mean that she had a cellphone, but I can’t remember cellphones being ubiquitous much before about 1995 [and back then they were MASSIVE ugly devices – simple pagers were still much more common].

So this sounds like a story being told by someone who was roughly 17 y.o. no earlier than roughly the 1995-2000 timeframe, which puts its author’s birth year at roughly 1978-1983, which would make the author now roughly 30 to 35 y.o.

[I’m assuming here that we aren’t talking about a 17 y.o. smart aleck asking a grown women for her HOME phone number, i.e. her landline, which her husband might very well answer…]

I’m fairly certain that the “band camp” reference was throwaway gag/reference to the slapstick teen sex comedy moviefilm “American Pie” and not a reference to any actual band camp the author ever attended.

A) Remember that in 1994, Vic Rhames and Uma Thurman were sitting around the pool in Pulp Fiction, talking on a giant “mobile” phone, which was the size of a WWII walkie-talkie. And I can remember that attending physicians still carried pagers [rather than cellphones] at least as late as 1998. It’s really only in the last ten or twelve years that cellphone use has become de rigueur & ubiquitous.

B) If Heartiste was in band, then it would explain so much about him: the smart-assery, the satyrism, the curmudgeonliness, the non-conformity, the devil-may-care insouciant “fuck-it” attitude, etc etc etc

C) I actually quit varsity sports in high school because band [and orchestra] was so much more fascinating intellectually [and boy oh boy oh boy there were SO MANY HOT AND HORNY CHICKS in band and orchestra]

D) For all the juvenile lurkers here at the Chateau – if you ever go off to band camp [or, as in my case, orchestra camp], then do NOT make the mistake of staying loyal to your hometown girlfriend [like I did].

While you are away from home, at band camp, every waking minute of every single day [which isn’t devoted to practicing or rehearsal] must be spent SCORING EVERY PIECE OF FINE-ASSED STRANGE THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS ON.

Trust me, you only live once.

And you may never again cross paths with that tight-assed perky-titted horny little piccolo player from Peoria.

Nope, she’s genuine. It’s written by women, and women actually think that’s what they want. It’s one of the reasons that so many otherwise talented, charismatic, and successful men, even if they start with an alpha frame, will betatize themselves over time. Women’s own misconceptions about their desires is exactly what causes them unhappiness.

“Women love being complimented?” Okay, I believe it’s real. But “Girls love being complimented on everything about them. Let them hear it every single day?” That just goes way beyond anything I could believe. It has to be satirical.

1. DON’T Listen to what women say
2. DON’T Compliment her
3. DON’T Remind her
4. DON’T Be honest (if by honesty you mean getting into an in-depth discussion of your feelings/menstrual cycle)
5. DON’T Communicate with her (Instead rely on excellent non-verbal or game-laced demonstrations of self-worth. #4 and this will get you nothing but beta brown-nose points, and we all know how well those work….almost as well as CHORES)

I hate all of this crap. Feminists invented what “women want.” Women repeated it. Betas listened and repeated it. Betas failed. Betas kept trying harder and harder at being passive, submissive mouthbreathers. They pioneered a new breed of patheticness: the Omega. The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over again with different results. The only explanation is that these poor saps have a taste for pain.

Women want men. It’s that simple. They want men who exhibit male qualities. They want strong alpha men with a (very slight) dash of beta.

Yeah, or (an oldie but goodie) just do like what this guy says all the time… douchebag, asshole game, what’s the difference? Chicks dig it (and get creampied royally after finding it ‘gina tingly) while claiming not-to. You do da math.

House of Cards is based on the 90’s UK series of the same name, itself based on the novels of Michael Dobbs who was a Conservative Party politician under Margaret Thatcher (hence the political accuracy).

Seek out the UK original broadcast by the BBC. Spacey knows the original – he’s been living here in the UK for over ten years now.

So, today’s topic is vulnerability game? 🙂 My funniest online dating story took place when I was first learning the ropes of even using a digital camera and uploading pictures to my computer. I was taking some pictures for someone and my daughter was hanging around eating a lollipop and sneaking some looks of her own in the full-length mirror leaning against the wall. These two events would prove to converge in a most unexpected manner. After I had sent the pictures to the guy I was oh so keen to impress, I noticed what looked like a smude on the mirror. Taking a closer look, I discovered my daughter had kissed the mirror with her lollipop lips and made a lip print on it. At first this was funny. Putting the pieces together, I rushed to my computer to enlarge the photos. Clear as day, there was the kiss mark in the most unfortunate place!!! He thought it was funny as hell, which I admit I did too after the mortification wore off.

And always, ALWAYS be on after you get blown out. On until you get at least some interest and the next number. Allows you to focus and internalize good vibes on the act of the successful hunt and NOT a vibe given by the individual you are interfacing with.

yea when i thought my chick was kidnapped and the drug dealer said he was gonna kill her i kept my cool
told dude how much she owe and bring her out
i’ll give the dude the 100 bucks
he like thats all she worth to you she ain’t worth shit to me either
me well you get a 100 bucks and don’t have to worry about having a body and shit or whatever so she worth somethin

honestly, dude (and i mean this with no sarcasm whatsoever), you are by far the most interesting and entertaining person here. i don’t even care if the stories you are telling are true or not; your shit is insane

you could replace fucker with nigger he he he
but ahh yea i pretty much know how i would react in any fucked up bizzaro situation life or death cause i allready been in all of em
it does fuck with my head a bit when i am alone though with my thoughts sometimes

and the bitches were pleading guilty to the charges and getting time all these young people getting lives fucked up cause they didn’t have someone to help them and no money for a lawyer just a court appointed one
they did not comprehend the seriousness of the deluge of shit shower they were in that was gonna fuck up their lives

Notice the way she fixed up her hair after he told her to come back again. That is your classic IOI – towards the judge for holding his position with her. Always remember, folks, that what turns on a girl’s vagina and what makes logical sense does not line up.

speaking of being always on i made a reuben sandwich for my chick yesterday and ate her out and 10 minutes later she left permenantly lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
don’t cook
i said once in a lifetime opportunity are you hungry i’ll make you something
her tooth was hurting i wanted to take mercy on her

she said the same way i have power over her she has power over him
so i guess if your goal is a chick that fucks other dudes and tells you about it then cooking cleaning taking care of the kids working providing money and eating the pussy every day for her, and having her kick you out of the house is for you

been pushing her towards the husband the last week testing her
from her “had the cop bring me to bla bla where i belong where i get respect where someone cares wheather or not my feelings are hurt and where i run shit so what if i get my ass beat i don’t fear him and he loves the way my pussy tastes i can’t handle your disrespect no more go disrespect your wife”
seriously if you are gonna get serious with a chick you must engineer it to not have loot at some point to test her
i told her i wasn’t getting any more loot oh well earlier that day he he he
she originally said she would take care of me lol

my response
had a good time with you and learned a lot about life i really do hope you learn to get along together for your kids i respected that about you having 6 kids
i think that was why it was worth it to me to try and get you on your feet
her : yea well not havein my methadone don’t keep me on my feet but thanks 4 everything ill never forget you and would like to still have you as a friend and need to still get the rest of my stuff not today though an still wanna invest in your business

bitch back to being a ho after one day without me jesus
said how great it was to be back with the husband licking her pussy for hours but then needs other dick and drugs and loot
had the bitch down to 40 bucks if she missed methadone she had more than that allready today and needs moaaarrrrrrr!!!!!!
bought the ring i got her back for 60 bucks i can take it back for 200 jesus christ

”””Explosive match. Strong sexual polarity. Will fuck in public locale on second date. Will never stop playing head games for the upper hand. Overpowering jealousy could lead to criminal indictment or revenge infidelity. Long-term prognosis: nonexistent. Paternity assurance: nonexistent. Domestic violence: Awkwardly likely. Anal sex: Guaranteed.”””

this parallels perfectly with the “game everyone” philosophy. when you only run game on women you’re interested in- you miss out on the opportunity keep practicing and elevating your game. when you game everyone and you finally run across a woman you’re interested in, your game will come off as more natural. you won’t be nervous-

you’ve done this hundred/thousands of times.

your “made you look” line is great. i’ll pause for a moment, point at the stuff i dropped and and say, “tah-dah”, like i MEANT to do it. self deprecation can be a powerful attraction builder. it shows humor and confidence.

ok this his girl now a person can only be pushed so far an when u push an push 2 c what results u get ur only gettin what u ask 4 right??? so when he says i left him ask him y i left ( because thats what he told me 2 do ) i even ask him over an over r u sure so i only left cause i was told 2 but i guess after what he said 2 my 7 year old daugther he ask 4 it dam its 1 thing 2 disrespect me but my 7 year old baby girl who didnt ask 2 be brought into this world (2 get the fuck out ur life ) so he ask 4 it if u love me an want 2 spend ur life with me then u will except me 4 who i am off the drugs an except me 4 what i have 6 kids its a package deal not ask me 2 walk out there lifes an not turn back so did he ask 4 it yea i think so what u think when u got a woman who sucks ur toes shaves u dresses u makes u snap ur fingers when u want a cigg i would of wiped his ass if he told me 2 an he wanted 2 push 2 c what would happen????????? should of just kept on with how things were not try new shit ive even picked up hookers 4 him 2 get a blow job while he ate me out an he wanna say i dont love him an i hade this all planned but my husband had been out jail 4 over a week an i was still here where i wanted 2 b fuck look where ive been here just bout everyday sence i left cooking cleaning an pleaseing his ass tryin 2 get my point acrossed that i dont like him chatin 2 other bitches online just as he dont allow me 2 yea i said me not like it an him not allow me cause i havent been doing it he has an wanna sit an tell me that some chick online talkin bout she dont wear no underwear but if i talk 2 a dude bout being in the methadone clinic i get smacked in the face an called a whore slut an he wanna start actin crazy an i only did it 2 give him a taste of his own shit so what he ask 4 he got my daugthers gone along with me because im a mother not a virgin !!!!!!

his girl again ill show him game im the hot ass bitch by the time im done he’ll b eating off my feet not my hand ive had games played with me sence i was like 14 years old ive been with old men young men all kinds of men not black men that i have lovedbut all kinds of different men fuck i was i hooked 4 christ sackes so we’ll see how got game an who can play games the best! i must know what im doing cause i put hickies on my neck 2 get in his head cause he come to my moms 2 give me my id an ask me he says so this means i can go get my dick sucked isaid yea your free 2 do what ever u wanna do but i only said it cause i was pissed an also 2 see what he was gonna do an he did it i hadent even been gone 4 no longer then maybe 2 hours he couldnt ever give things 1 fuckin night 2 calm down an instead of chaseing me he went chaseing a striper an got his dicked sucked also said he would never cheat but aint that cheating especially when im here the next day fucking an suckin him an he hasnt even washed his shit how fucked up is that ( thats the type of shit that make a bitch wanna go out an really fuck some1 else but havent an dont wanna) after i devoted myself 2 this man and i still fucking am thats what i get GUESS I SHOULDNT OF PORED MY HEART OUT 2 HIM AM LET HIM GET ME IN HIS CLUCKES AN OF DONE EVERYTHING HE SAID!!!! should of made him bow down 2 me i look good enough 2 get a man 2 do what ever i want but realy loved this one an wanted 2 make him happy i start 2 cry even thinking bout this shit i gave him everything did everything 2 try and make him happy ive shaved him dressed him washed him droped my pants when he said 2 even ass sex and i’ve done that 4 NO ONE EVER TRYED IT 1 TIME THAT WAS IT DIDNT LIKE IT IT HURT BUT WITH HIM IT DIDNT HURT AN NOT CAUSE HES LITTLE CAUSE I REALLY LOVED HIM STILL DO SO am i not supposed 2 tell him im with another man 2 make him jelous when hes doing things 4- real 2 make me jelous LADYS ONLY WHAT DO I DO GET AT ME ON MY FACEBOOK ITS CHRISTINE SHANNON ANY DUDES U WILL JUST B BLOCKED SO DONT BOTHER I NEED SOME1 2 TALK 2 BOUT THIS I HURT SO BAD THAT WHEN IM NOT WITH HIM ALL I DO IS CRY I DIDNT SLEEP THE 1ST 3 DAYS I WAS GONE I LEFT THE 3RD SO IVE ONLY BEEN GONE 6 DAYS STAYED WITH HIM LAST NIGHT AN THINK HES TRYIN 2 KEEP ME AGAIN 2 NIGHT MOMS GONNA TRIP BUT I GUESS SHE UNDERSTAND IF SHE KNOWS ANYTHING BOUT LOVE RIGHT LATER GREGI GREGS BITCH BABY KINS GET AT ME LADYS BUT ITS CRAZY I GOT ON HERE BECAUSE OF HIS LITTLE COMMENT THAT HES GONNA KEEP ON WITH HIS GAMES AN IM PUTTIN MY WHOLE LIFE UP ON HERE GUESS I DO REALLY LOVE HIM CAUSE IM NOT MAD NNOMORE IM READY 2 CLIMB BACK UP ON HIS ASS WHERE I WAS B-4 I SEEN HIS COMMENT Y DO MEN GOTTA BE ASSHOLES SORRY BUT I HAVENT COME ACROSSED 1 YET SO LATER GONNA POST THIS SO HE CAN GET 2 READIN AN DONT THINK HES A BAD GUY FROM WHAT I POST HES NOT I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT 2 DO AN HE TELLS ME THAT THIS IS WHERE HE GOES 2 GET ADVICE BOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP SO I GUESS I NEED SOME ADVICE 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 BAD SO HELP ME OUT LADYS GUESS U CAN POST HERE IF YA WANNA K GONNA GO LATER GREGI GREGS BITCH BABYKINS

he says he got a little 1 tells me he post that any1 even read a post from hm saying that ( didnt think so ) yea hes walkng around with big ass smile on hs face sayes he dont gotta porbstar dick but he rocks my world an has me climbng walls so sizes dont really matter anyway its all on how u work ur shit an he says that putty b flowing so must b happy HAPPY ENOUGH THAT LOOK WHERE I AM SO ALSO LADYS JUST CAUSE I POST THIS DONT MEAN B TRYIN 2 GET UP ON MY BIG FAT DICK LOL LATER

yea she got game i guess the dudes i thought were competition were just beta orbiters who gave her money and shit just for being a woman and they were wrapped around her finger
the dude i never heard about till she told me about the last time she had sex yesterday is the one who was actually in competition with me
man woman can really be sneaky he he he