Rude, Funny & Animal Themed Doormats

The place to find your perfect doormat!

Are you looking for a funny doormat that matches your personality? Need a great gift for a housewarming? These doormats are not only hilarious, they're totally functional. Why not give your guests a chuckle as they wait for you to answer the door? After all life is too short for a serious "Welcome" mat!

Go for something that is funny, or even look for something that will chase away those unwanted guests. There is no wrong answer when looking for the perfect doormat!

Welcome Just Don't Expect Much

Welcome - Just Don't Expect Much. Basically how I feel whenever anyone comes to my house. Might as well lay it all out there right upfront!

Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional Howdy Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Hi I'm Mat Funny Doormat

Hi. I'm Mat

Meet Mat, he's kind of a doormat but is dealing with it. He's very straight forward & a simple kind of guy. But he really lets people walk all over him. It's sad really, poor guy has no spine....no literally, he has no spine at all. He's just a doormat.

Ask Not For Whom the Dog Barks Doormat

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Welcome Goodbye Doormat

It's two doormats in one! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat says hello on the way in and goodbye on the way out, making your doormat space always useful and revolving. What else can you ask for from a funny doormat. A perfect home decor gag gift! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat is a high quality doormat, not just a flimsy little regular old one. # Welcome Goodbye Doormat measures: 18" by 30" (3/4 in. thickness) # Made from all-natural coconut fiber which is an excellent dirt-trapper; # This mat is stenciled with permanent fade resistant dyes.Toss the Old Welcome Mat in the Trash

The Cat Day 751 Funny Doormat

"The Cat, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope is eventual escape...that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane."

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Beware Dog Can't Hold it's Licker Doormat

Beware:

Dog Can't Hold it's Licker.

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Come Back with a Warrant Doormat

Nothing says i hate people like a come back with a warrant doormat...Imagine how funny it would be if the cops actually HAVE a warrant! No really, we respect cops and that wouldn't be funny at all. Unless it was the neighbors house, then it would be really funny.

Beer gets you in the door. Doormat

WOW! Nice Underwear Doormat

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash. This hilarious doormat is a perfect gift.

Enter At Your Own Risk Coir Doormat

Enter At Your Own Risk Coir Doormat

This beautifully designed hand-woven doormat will enhance your entry way or patio. It's made from the highest quality all natural coconut fiber, which is an excellent dirt-trapper. This mat is hand stenciled with permanent fade-resistant dyes. Size: 3/4" thickness 18 in x 30 in.

Wrong Address Doormat

Our Dog is Not a Biter Doormat

Dogs A Humper Doormat

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

We're So Excited To See You Pet Doormat

We're Excited To See You Doormat

This Fun & Functional We're So Excited To See You is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Doormat reads: We're so excited to see you we don't know whether to pee on the floor or tear up the couch!

To Fish, Or Not to Fish? Doormat

To Fish Or Not To Fish, What a stupid question.

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

A Fragile Dog Doormat

I Golf Therefore I Am Not Here Doormat

I Golf, Therefore I Am Not Here

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

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Susan300 4 years ago

Lots of funnies, but the 'cone' one made me actually LOL! :)

Giovanna Sanguinetti 4 years agofrom Perth UK

What a laugh - fantastic lens. Thanks for sharing.

Drake McSherry 4 years agofrom Milwaukee, WI

This was great, I needed a laugh!

Carolan Ross 4 years agofrom St. Louis, MO

LOVE these funny doormats! One of my favorites was not here though, and would make a good addition. "We serve only the finest California wines. Did you bring any?" HEHEHE!

tonyleather 4 years ago

Wonderful selection of comical doormats!

kju385 4 years ago

Great selection, now I'm seriously considering of ordering one of those funny ones for my home :D

TanoCalvenoa 4 years ago

Another vote for the "Please Stay on the Mat" as best one on the page.

umbrella-bagger 4 years ago

I love the "Please Stay on the Mat" door mat. So funny.

NatureFan LM 4 years ago

I laughed out loud several time while reading this. This was great. :)

steadytracker lm 4 years ago

Wow, these are some really great door mats. Some of them are quite funny too. Thank you for taking the time to share them with us.

ghoststorylover 4 years ago

I just love these! I think my favorite is the "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" one! lmao!!

manicnymph 4 years ago

There are so many good ones it's hard to make a choice! Thanks for the laugh!

tok2gman 4 years ago

Nice lens. Funny too. Thanks.

suepogson 4 years ago

Very funny. "It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone' Is hysterical. ye s- I have dogs. Thanks for the laugh

SteveKaye 4 years ago

Great fun. Thank you for publishing this lens. I needed a good distraction.

junkcat 4 years ago

There are some very cute door mats have to get one.

cmadden 4 years ago

Some very funny ones here! Cat Day 751 and the crazy cat lady one are especially appropriate....

anonymous 4 years ago

Really nice selection, I am really considering the "say no to pot" one

AlleyCatLane 4 years ago

I love these! I especially like the cat day 751.

FancyThatUK 5 years ago

I love the Warning: Dog has no respect for personal space! That is brilliant!! My parents totally need that

Mark Falco 5 years agofrom Reno, Nevada

Thanks for the laughs! A couple of those cat ones would be highly appropriate for my house...especially the one about maiming guests lol (he's not as cute as he looks and many have found that out a little too late!)

john9229 5 years ago

So many choices! Nice Animal Themed Doormats

Sandy Mertens 5 years agofrom Frozen Tundra

These gave me a good laugh today.

weirdproduct 5 years ago

These are all funny, but my favorite one is "Go Away". It is just si simplistic and to the point. Love it!

robbieshaws 5 years ago

one doesn't have to be an animal lover in order to enjoy the humor in this lens. thanks for sharing

kerilovesadeal 5 years ago

The "Please Stay on the Mat Funny Doormat" really had me laughing. Now, if only you could get that as a door bell ring... Interesting, huh? :) Great lens! :D

anonymous 5 years ago

I want a "The Neighbors Have Better Stuff" doormat!

LiliLove 5 years ago

These are awesome!

Myreda Johnson 5 years agofrom Ohio USA

These are great. It would be hard to choose.

anonymous 5 years ago

Fantastic selection !!!Could do with one of each - and change it according to my mood !

Lee 5 years agofrom Derbyshire, UK

Lol, I honestly didn't realise there were so many novelty mats out there! Some are great!

Joan Haines 5 years ago

I'm getting the "Hi. I'm Mat." mat. Perfect.

ismeedee 5 years ago

These are so fantastic!!! I've never actually seen these before; I'd have trouble choosing between several of them! They'd make quite a fun and quirky present too!!

David-N 5 years ago

I love the dachshund one because he certainly is!

fionaagee42 5 years ago

I love no shoes doormat :)

anonymous 5 years ago

Hehehe, nice lens - so many funny doormats ideas. Beat it hippie is still my favorite, really great lens

tudorose 5 years ago

Really entertaining. Thank you.

Carolan Ross 5 years agofrom St. Louis, MO

Funny doormats make the best housewarming gifts. One of my favorites says "We serve only the best California wine. Did you bring any?"

spids1 5 years ago

Great lens very well written.

Essentially Ind 5 years ago

These are really cool...............:)

einsteinmoomjy 5 years ago

A couple of winers live here. Love it!

CanvasArtPrint LM 5 years ago

So many great ideas, thanks!

TheCoolStuffHQ 5 years ago

Awesome funny stuff !

MrAdvice LM 5 years ago

Great idea for a lens. It says something when you make it the whole way through

LouJon 5 years ago

Haha, some really funny mats here, my favourite has to be the "reminder - do not jump on the nice people" mat....Great lens :)

CristianStan 5 years ago

Who said that funny stuffs can only be printed on tshirts? We can also make cook stuffs in doormats that could make every visitor smile before they come in and as they left.

SpenceG 5 years ago

I like this one, "My Bite Is Worse Than My Bark Doormat." But in reality, it's the opposite for our dog.

ResearchAddict 5 years ago

These are really funny. I especially love "A couple of winers live here"!

BestMusicGear 5 years ago

Very funny stuff!

winter aconite 5 years ago

Love this lens!!!!!

BestLaminateInc1 5 years ago

What a great ideas! Funny and creative- love it !!!

hntrssthmpsn 5 years ago

Some of these are hilarious! The "Hair of the Dog" door mat would be great to put out the day after a party, when there are the inevitable quick visits from guests who left some item behind when they went home. Great collection!

menskincaretips 5 years ago

Hilarious! I never thought a doormat could be so funny! I definitely have to get one, the finish line doormat is my favorite. Awesome lens!

Who knew there were so many clever door mats out there...my fave...the 'butter my butt' doormat...seriously funny!!

bossypants 5 years ago

You've found some very funny doormats! Everyone should read this lens first thing in the morning and start the day with a smile! Hope I'm not the only squidlike you get for Lumpy Rug Day!

anonymous 5 years ago

Lovely lens.. :)

PippiDust 5 years ago

Great doormats and a lot of new ideas.

goo2eyes lm 5 years ago

blessings and congratulations for winning the purple star. thank you for sharing. i submitted this lens as my rug quest.

Country Sunshine 5 years agofrom Texas

Lots of fun! I like your collection!

OUTFOXprevention1 5 years ago

Funny lens! I need a few of these!

glutenallergy 5 years ago

We've actually got the "Cat, Day 751..." doormat, and I'm amused by the reactions whenever someone takes the time to read it. There are some great doormats here!

AustriaChick 5 years ago

Fun lens ... loved it!

karMALZEKE 5 years ago

Nice selection

Marilyn Thompson 5 years agofrom Washington State

Funny!So many would be appropriate

ogrote 5 years ago

Every doormat has a story!

aussieremovals 5 years ago

Really very funny quotes on the doormat... I really enjoyed it...

anonymous 5 years ago

I think its funny that your rude and funny doormats lens is a solid tier 1 lens. Hey, its all good, and cool what people like! :D

Ladyeaglefeather 5 years ago

What a great fun lens

siobhanryan 5 years ago

Has to be (Don't make me come out there Dog). Very good.

gravityx9 6 years ago

lol!!! what a fun lens! PINNED!

CarpetCleaningG 6 years ago

Haha, these are great, I've never seen these before. Very good. Last one I saw was years ago "Bone appetite" for a dog

anonymous 6 years ago

I'm looking for a doormat I saw once that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

anonymous 6 years ago

I'm looking for the mat that says, Cover me, I'm goin' in.

PapaKork 6 years ago

This is great! I never knew there were so many choices in doormats, this is all new to me, love it!

Bob Zau 6 years ago

Very clever niche to write about, well done.

WriterJanis2 6 years ago

Very fun ideas.

DesignZeal 6 years ago

These are really hilarious! I'm still laughing over the "Beat it, hippie" one - the very thought of the look on my in-laws' faces if they were greeted with that doormat makes me want to laugh out loud :)

jimmyworldstar 6 years ago

The go away one is pretty hilarious, as is the please stay on the mat one. I wonder how many people would actually leave or stay because of the impression they got from the mat.

anonymous 6 years ago

Hilarious! "Butter My Butt &amp; Call Me a Biscuit" is my favorite but they are all great.

seosmm 6 years ago

Very nice lens!

anonymous 6 years ago

Nice lens thanks for sharing. Squid-liked

NorDac LM 6 years ago

Nice collectionSquid Angel Blessed

baincol 6 years ago

I never knew there were so many doormats for sale, very funny.

Showpup LM 6 years ago

LOVE these doormats. Fun.

privresearch 6 years ago

I love the funny doormats :)

Carolan Ross 6 years agofrom St. Louis, MO

Oh these ARE very funny doormats! I saw one somewhere that said..."We serve only the finest french wines. Did you bring any?" Nice selection here, Miz Groovy Finds.

modernchakra 6 years ago

Hilarious and a great idea of lens! I don't have a funny mat but I do have one that is a Iran, a gift from my Aunt's house, that is definitely too fancy for a doormat, but it is lovely and worth the use! These are funny though.. hmmm I know where I am coming when it is time for a change. Nice work!

ForestBear LM 6 years ago

ha ha, great selection you have featured here. Thumbs up

Odille Rault 6 years agofrom Gloucester

Oh, these are Fabulous! I love them - I didn't know there were so many funny doormats! I can't choose between them there are so many fun ones! I think I'd need to have a few and change them around! :)