Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Doug and Doug return following a fallow week, and what do they have to show for their mid-autumn vacation? Trading in the green headband for a beige one? Crafting a newfound irreverence for bounties? Easy you two, we've got $50, maybe $55, more that we can spend on hits. How hard can it be to bomb one garage?

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Doug and Doug just jinxed their Patriots beyond belief. Seriously, how numb to the metaphysics of jinxing must you be to imply that your starting quarterback is indestructible? And the fact that it was in jest only makes it worse, jinxes can smell insincerity and fear.

Thank goodness I'm not a Patriots fan. Although one more '72 Dolphin coming forward might change my mind. Evil yes, but the greater of two evils? Remains to be seen.