5 for a funny YTMND that doesn't portray a politician in a particularly positive or negative light (I guess it's slightly positive, but John Kerry doesn't matter anymore and I doubt this will sway any voters).

In the real world, Kerry would have shot his lasers at a rock, gotten a splinter from the explosion, and claimed another purple heart. Then he would have called the Rebel Fleet a bunch of sadiastic killers when he got home.

John Kerry sucks balls. Hes a whiney two faced little bitch and Bush could easily kick his ass. John Kerry sucks balls. Hes a whiney two faced little bitch and Bush could easily kick his ass. John Kerry sucks balls. Hes a whiney two faced little bitch and Bush could easily kick his ass. John Kerry sucks balls. Hes a whiney two faced little bitch and Bush could easily kick his ass. John Kerry sucks balls. Hes a whiney two faced little bitch and Bush could easily kick his ass. F*ck off John Kerry.