The giant Corso head has been the source of many of my nightmares this season. Still, two miscreants took off with the dome following the Oregon State/Oregon game. The two nefarious thieves even took pictures of themselves with Corso’s head. The gall of these dastardly criminals!

These two jerks probably thought they were in the clear. Not so fast, my friend. They were caught and sent to the clink for their heinous crimes. I say, death by firing squad!