Caught With Your SS in a Sling: A Limerick

Introduction: In Ohio, there is a person running for Congress who has been discovered playing a German soldier while performing World War II re-enactments. Now they are throwing him under the bus...He's a Nazi...he's insensitive...he's anti-Jew...etc.

No one says that people who play Confederate soldiers in Civil War re-enactments are racists or that people who play British soldiers in Revolutionary War re-enactments are traitors. But there you go....

Nevertheless, whether you want to support this guy or not, he is now a public figure and low-hanging fruit ripe for spoofing: