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Our lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to
cover their "you-know-whats" by writing warning labels to protect us
from ourselves. Some are funny, some are absolutely ridiculous, but all
are guaranteed to stand up in court.

1. Child-size Superman and Batman costumes come with this warning label: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

2. A clothes iron comes with this caution: "Warning: Never iron clothes on the body." Ouch!

3. The instructions for a medical thermometer advise: "Do not use orally after using rectally."

The warning on pepper spray reads "May irritate eyes."

4. The
side of a Slush Puppy cup warns: "This ice may be cold." The only thing
dumber than this would be a disclaimer stating: "No puppies were harmed
in the making of this product."