A bubble-permed, perma-horny, ambidextrous black Korean hermaphrodite born in 1921 and educated at Eton, England. No wonder so many of you chaps find me so irresistible when I shuffle past and take a peek at your gochu.

Oh, and about that Lisa. She's so hot that, regardless of which team you bat for, there's gonna be a little cleaning up to do PDQ. Why not call in your friendly Ajumma to do it for you?