#1 Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board,
of the 10 most wanted men.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the
photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why the fuck didn't you keep him when you took
his picture?"

#2

A man and a woman are in divorce court fighting over custody of their children.
The Judge can't be swayed either way so he decides to give each of them
a minute to give their best argument as to why they should be given custody.

The woman starts and says to the Judge: "Your Honor, I carried those children
for the 9 month pregnancy. Then I went through the pains of labor to bring
them into this world. I should be given custody because of that."

The man stands up to speak and says: "Your Honor, if I put a dollar bill
into a soda machine and out pops a soda, Who's soda is it? Mine or the machine's?"

#3

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by
writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,"
and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

#4

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for
his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle
of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

#5

Two guys are sitting on a plane. Both have a black eye.

One guy leans over and asks the other guy how he got his black eye.

He goes "well, it was sort of a mixup of words, I was at the ticket counter
and the ticket lady was hot as hell with some big tits. So instead of asking
for a pair of tickets for the cities, I ask for a pair of pickets for those
titties. Then she socked me".

So then he asks the other guy how he got his black eye, he replies, "I was
eating breakfast with my wife and instead of telling her to pass the oat
bran, I said 'you ruined my life you fucking dumb bitch'."

Just figured I'd say thanks to those that have been patient with the less
post a week. It will all be worth it though, with some help from some forum
members the layout itself is almost done. I just have to change a few things
and add all the new stuff I've been wanting to add.

Should be done next week, but I'm not sure yet...

What would make someone even think about this?

Log:

[sexor] I went shopping last night at like 1am. the place was empty, and
this old woman, just making polite convertation, said to me: "where is everyone??".
[sexor] I replied: "In bed, same place you and I should be!"
[sexor] Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look

Drugs are fun!

Zelda..

I'd hit it.

Must be a new caption trend.

Yes, he is.

My god, look at those titties.

Juice?

Happy birthday baby.

Small fry.

Fun with movie posters.

Girls peeing outside is funny for some reason.

That looks like fun!

I think he ate some glue.

Nipples at the Olympics!

Damn that ugly tree died.

Four guys are standing on top of a tall building. One black man, one oriental
man, one white man, and one indian man (native american).

The oriental man yells "This is for my people!" and jumps off.

The black man goes "This is for my people!" and jumps off.

The indian man yells "This is for my people!" and pushes the white man off.