Show me yours and I’ll show you mine. It’s 27 feet wide

Y’know, some people think I’m bonkers, but I just think I’m free. I’m just living my life, there’s nothing crazy about me.

Now I’ve given you a personal insight into my life, come and have a look at my 27 foot-wide Windows Tablet.

I wake up everyday, it’s a daydream. Everything in my life isn’t what it seems, but this actually is. Dizzee Rascal, who’s real name is actually Dylan, seems to have gone a bit bonkers (geddit) on the specs with his new tablet, and has took to the stage to show off the new Surface 2 and Surface Pro 2 from Microsoft.

Dizzee Rascal, who didn’t use the word “like” or “innit” once during his photoshoot, stated..

I’m never in one place for long – whether it’s in the studio, on tour, I’m always travelling about and now I can combine work and play on one device – works for me!

Tsk, and there was me thinking that he only cared about sex and violence. Apparenly a heavy bass line is his kind of silence.

The Surface 2 and Surface Pro 2, or possibly the 2 Pro (it’s a little unclear in places) are on sale at your local electrical store this Christmas. Buy one for yourself or, as a present idea, go buy one for a friend or relative. I’d keep the receipt if I were you though, as they’ll probably want to take it back and get an iPad.

LONDON: Multi award-winning music artist Dizzee Rascal has collaborated with Microsoft to launch the latest tablet, by revealing a super-sized Surface 2 tablet in the heart of the capital.

Brit rapper Dizzee was today dwarfed by the giant Surface 2, which loomed over the acclaimed artist at 27 feet wide and 17 feet high. Though towering above him, it seemed nothing could intimidate Dizzee as the energetic Rascal hopped from key to key putting the new device to the test.

The event marks the launch of the Surface 2 and Surface Pro tablets which makes it easier to do more and get closer to the things that matter most.

Surface 2 and Surface Pro 2 both benefit significant updates, including improvements to processing power and battery life, display and camera resolution, and the kickstand —now featuring a second, wider angle, making it more comfortable for lap and desk use.

Dizzee Rascal said: “I’m never in one place for long – whether it’s in the studio, on tour, I’m always travelling about and now I can combine work and play on one device – works for me!”

Ally Wickham, Microsoft Surface UK Lead, said: “We’re really excited to be collaborating with Dizzee Rascal on the Surface 2 launch; he is a real inspiration for what can be achieved when you go out there and get more done! The Surface 2 is designed to work with you to achieve, connect and compile your personal and work worlds.”

Dizzee will be performing a secret, money-can’t-buy gig in central London (not at Trafalgar Square) tonight. Fans of the Bonkers star can win tickets to attend Dizzee’s exclusive performance by Tweeting #giantsurface.

The Surface 2 and Surface Pro 2 tablets are on sale now at John Lewis, Currys, PC World, Argos and GAME as well as www.microsoft.com. More information on Surface is available at http://www.Surface.com.