I haven't shaved for 5 weeks. Now I got a nice beard, but it's itching like hell. Besides there are a lot of grey hairs. Damn...

I was thinking just exactly the same thing other day, Fritz! (Then I realized I was scratching my pubes! )

--Bat

If you're pubes use to grow in your face you should shave it daily.

I do! Well, almost. But I'll never get into the shocking, stomach-churning details of that award-winning case of crabs I once had!!!

--Bat

So you was a sailor once, Bat.

Well, it did happen in a rowboat, and somewhere, somehow <semen? seamen? seemen? seminaries?> was/were involved -- but it was fresh water, no brine. (And those other two things that smell like fish were growing on meeeee!)

People who have big nouse wear moustache to cover this. Zappa did. Some wear it because they look good - Zappa did. Some waer it because it's kind of freaky, bizzare - Zappa did I 'd like to wear moustache, but I look like an asshole with it

People who have big nouse wear moustache to cover this. Zappa did. Some wear it because they look good - Zappa did. Some waer it because it's kind of freaky, bizzare - Zappa did I 'd like to wear moustache, but I look like an asshole with it

Well, I'm a man of my word so here's a shot from a few weeks ago. A little bit cheesy but nicely displayed.

Very good! Does chopping wood get easier with a moustache? I have a theory that growing a moustache leads to super human strength. Since I live in the city, I havenÂ´t had a chance to do labor work since I became God-like. Will do some research when I go "home" for Z-mas.

Gonzo, Lead Guitar Player wrote:

I think a large BAG would look nice on you, too.

Who doesnÂ´t look good with a bag on? I want to look great! A moustache makes people look like Gods...

As you know, I think that people should have moustaches, not beards. But I appreciate variety too, and beards have helped me a lot earlier in life.

Flatulus wrote:

peerdiem, I'm having nothing to do with this thread anymore...

"FZ, Zappa, Frank Zappa and the 'moustache' are marks belonging to The Zappa Family Trust. All rights reserved."

Boy, you're in so much trouble...

If you live in the USA, move to Europe. I don't think they can go after us Moustache people here. And: I don't think than anybody in their right mind would attack the Bebarted at this time in history. The winds are blowing against all those who persecute our kind. And ALSO: I would assume that the ZFT appreciate our agenda, seeing as their Main Man was one of us.

JCB: Man, get yourself a goodlooking girl that’s got a lotta dough, baby! Then you got some money, honey. (Laughs).

CK: Good idea. I’ll try to figure out how to do that.

JCB: Well, you got the Zappa moustache and… and you got the imperial, man. You should be flyin’ high…

CK: Yeah, that ought to do it?

JCB: Could do it.

CK: One thing… One of my strange hobbies is to… I’m interested in moustaches. I made a website called habart.org.

JCB: (Laughs)

CK: And my argument is that it is extremely important for men to have moustaches. How long have you had that one.

JCB: I’ve had this fucking thing for a long time, man. A long time.

CK: What made you grow it in the first place?

JCB: Zappa. I’ve had it at least since 64.

CK: Hm. That’s when he started to tell you to let your hair grow and…

JCB: No, that’s when I started growing it. ‘Cause he… He never said to do it, but he had one, and I always kind of wanted… I wanted to see if I could grow one, and I really couldn’t grow one very good then. ‘Cause I’m an Indian, man, you know. But the more you shave, the more you… A woman can grow a moustache if she shaves enough times right here.

CK: My grandmother told me when I was a little child that… She told me not to shave, I was six years old. “Because if you do that, you’ll get a moustache”. And I wanted to have a moustache, so I started to shave.

JCB: At six? You wanted..? Hey, man, put one of those babies on me! Looks good on Zappa. (Laughs).

CK: (Laughs) Yeah. I didn’t know who Zappa was, but that’s one of the reasons why he appealed to me immediately. Because of the moustache on the cover.

JCB: I like it…

CK: Yeah, I like it too. I think more people should have moustaches. I’ll try to make some propaganda.

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