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The Security Official who was responsible for the targeting on an unprotected fan in last week’s Boston Game was fined $50,000,000 by the NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and his homosexual love slave Bud Selig and was also suspended for two home games.

NFL Spokesman Mike Winklepuss said, when reached for comment, that the league would not put up with this deliberate form of targeting and was reviewing all the previous Boston Red Sox's games back to 1903, to see if this was a trend with the Red Sox's Organization.

When asked if this was a "complete BS" reason he was reported to have said "that's another $25,000,00 fine" and returned to shinning Commissioner Goodell’s shoes with his tongue.

The Fan was reported to have recovered from his horrific injuries and doesn't seem to remember anything other than saying it was a "Wickeeddd ggood time", and that Boston is the greatest team in the history of the ACC, other than Clempson who has a reallly hard schedule and that Clemson is awesome, ok I digress but, you get the point.