so we're hanging out (my wife, her and her husband) and she wants to show me something on Craigslist, like a car she found or a bass baot, i forget. anyways, she had her computer hooked up to her TV and she went to the Phoenix page, and clicked on "Casual encounters" or whatever, and read one of the ads that was like, "tight blonde virgin seeking big black cock". she;s like "Hmmm.....no thanks, I'm not into big black cock. you guys?"

We forget that the internet now has a film of respectability on it. There is safe search, and no auto-fill for naught words but a decade ago one misspelling or one poorly worded search resulted in the most degrading and disgusting links. Those who remember the 90's just assume that almost everything is porn or a scam.

had a coworker use the engineering computer that was connected to the internet to do some research for her MBA on "krispy kreme " but typed "Kristy kreme" oh the images she got

As a big Florida Gator fan I often do #gators search. Mixed in with news on the Gator athletics are tweets from tourists in Florida and references to a style of shoes called gators. It's amusing./cool story bro

so we're hanging out (my wife, her and her husband) and she wants to show me something on Craigslist, like a car she found or a bass baot, i forget. anyways, she had her computer hooked up to her TV and she went to the Phoenix page, and clicked on "Casual encounters" or whatever, and read one of the ads that was like, "tight blonde virgin seeking big black cock". she;s like "Hmmm.....no thanks, I'm not into big black cock. you guys?"

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.

Grew up in/went to high school in El Dorado Hills, getting a kick...

Too many bored rich trophy wives there. I mean, dear god. Make them at least have a part time job or hobbies or causes or something. Being pretty and pumped full of implants isn't quite enough.

kiwimoogle84:the_end_is_rear: So....a story.From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.

Grew up in/went to high school in El Dorado Hills, getting a kick...

Too many bored rich trophy wives there. I mean, dear god. Make them at least have a part time job or hobbies or causes or something. Being pretty and pumped full of implants isn't quite enough.

/wishing more women had a brain

You are dead on accurate.We have some of that in Roseville and Granite Bay nearby. But EDH, takes it up a few notches.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I live in Rose-vile. lolI have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)But EDH was not always like that.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I live in Rose-vile. lolI have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)But EDH was not always like that.

TONS of bay area transplants. They sold their 800K houses in Morgan Hill and bought houses in EDH for 350K, and just commuted but paid way less mortgage. And drove up the price of real estate. My parents ended up having to move to Cameron Park because even in their neighborhood, (not Serrano or anything crazy expensive) the rent was almost doubling based on simply what houses and mortgages were going for.

Oh and I can't go to Roseville without running into a guido wannabe with a flatbill cap that I want to punch. So you've got that going for you.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I live in Rose-vile. lolI have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)But EDH was not always like that.

TONS of bay area transplants. They sold their 800K houses in Morgan Hill and bought houses in EDH for 350K, and just commuted but paid way less mortgage. And drove up the price of real estate. My parents ended up having to move to Cameron Park because even in their neighborhood, (not Serrano or anything crazy expensive) the rent was almost doubling based on simply what houses and mortgages were going for.

Oh and I can't go to Roseville without running into a guido wannabe with a flatbill cap that I want to punch. So you've got that going for yo ...

I live in the opposite corner of Rose-vile from the Galleria area....home of the species known as the Flatbill cap Rose-vile Ghetto-neck.As in the movie Idiocracy, these people are kind of a combination of hiphop and hillbilly. Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.

It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.

Magnanimous_J:It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.

Magnanimous_J:It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.

Sounds like you've been seeking out BBCs on the net for a while and secretly hoping that you can get your girl to join in so you can do a threesome with some BBC and, ooops, it accidentally falls out of your girl's cootch and suddenly fell into your mouth.

dericwater:Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.

Sounds like you've been seeking out BBCs on the net for a while and secretly hoping that you can get your girl to join in so you can do a threesome with some BBC and, ooops, it accidentally falls out of your girl's cootch and suddenly fell into your mouth.

/Cuckold much?

That's kind of gross. If it matters, I'm not a swinger or a cuckold or bisexual.

I think porn can be a great tool for couples to use together. It adds much needed variety. Being insecure about your girl watching it is totally ridiculous. So many guys act like they've convinced their women that they have the biggest dick in the world and are trying to keep the truth a secret.

I've never cheated once on my current girlfriend and I attribute a big part of that to the fact that I can indulge my interest in little Asian spinners and big booty black girls on the internet instead of seeking it out IRL. If my girlfriend likes to watch some white girl get impaled on a black pringles can of a dick, who am I to get upset about it?

The truth is that human beings are not wired to be monogamous, not even for a medium amount of time. However, our whole society is based around the 2 person, committed romantic couple. Your life will be undoubtedly difficult if you try to deviate from that. By simulating the literal orgy that your brain evolved to crave, you can strengthen your monogamous relationship.

It's the same reason that I play video games to release my violent tendencies, instead of giving syringes full of bleach to prostitutes and setting fire to sleeping homeless; as is my ancient family tradition.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

Why would you go to the Raley's? Have you not been to the Nugget? A huge cheese bar, a great produce department, 50+ kinds of root beer (all cold) and no poor people except for the hot teenagers working the registers.

Cheron:We forget that the internet now has a film of respectability on it. There is safe search, and no auto-fill for naught words but a decade ago one misspelling or one poorly worded search resulted in the most degrading and disgusting links. Those who remember the 90's just assume that almost everything is porn or a scam.

had a coworker use the engineering computer that was connected to the internet to do some research for her MBA on "krispy kreme " but typed "Kristy kreme" oh the images she got

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I'm sure you've heard it before, but that is an obnoxiously awesome profile pic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

Why would you go to the Raley's? Have you not been to the Nugget? A huge cheese bar, a great produce department, 50+ kinds of root beer (all cold) and no poor people except for the hot teenagers working the registers.

Because I AM one of those poor people? That's the whole point of this conversation in the thread- I don't have a million dollars, so, I don't belong in EDH I guess. For the record I live in midtown, but I head up that way for the 'rents.

Nugget is great but they're expensive. I go there for produce occasionally but mostly I hit Raley's because they send me coupons for shiat I actually buy.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I'm sure you've heard it before, but that is an obnoxiously awesome profile pic.

Thanks! I call it "physical schizophrenia"- what I might be doing at any given time. A friend used it on his budding photography and editing website.

The avg of black males and white males is the same There is a reason for this98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"

If that's true the lady in this NSFW link is in tro-uuuuuble!

I've had a boyfriend who was so ridiculously endowed, he'd puncture a lung if he went all the way in. You just learn how much is enough, and he didn't go deeper or he'd risk putting me in the hospital.

It's basically a permanent game of "just the tip", but to them, it's like "just the top 3/5ths".

Precision Boobery:Welcome, said the alien voice in my head. It sounded like a toddler. Your wiener is even smaller in person.It giggled. I thought, Is this Korrok?With a tiny change in your brain chemistry, I could make you a child molester.What do you want? I asked it, in my head.Not big, black cocks. So we don't have that in common.

John Dies at the End was a truly laugh out loud book. The movie was so-so.

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP//it's a slow Wednesday night

If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Come on. How many times in a TF'er's life does he have a chance to send WIE willy nilly?

/do it

it's the logistics of the thing... My daughter and ex is in the house. Granted my daughter is asleep, but how do I explain the raging hard on and porn to get me there to the clown? My ex might walk in too. Then i have two problems.

I'm not sure if it's related but my wife went on a 'girls night out' recently and came home with this tattoo...

I asked her what the tattoo meant but she just giggled and said "It's a secret girlfriends thing. We all got it." She was also very horny but definitely looser than usual. I think the two things may be related.

illannoyin:I'm not sure if it's related but my wife went on a 'girls night out' recently and came home with this tattoo...

I asked her what the tattoo meant but she just giggled and said "It's a secret girlfriends thing. We all got it." She was also very horny but definitely looser than usual. I think the two things may be related.

illannoyin:I'm not sure if it's related but my wife went on a 'girls night out' recently and came home with this tattoo...

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I asked her what the tattoo meant but she just giggled and said "It's a secret girlfriends thing. We all got it." She was also very horny but definitely looser than usual. I think the two things may be related.

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers//It's not for everyone

Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers//It's not for everyone

Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.

I'd be the same way about my girl. There is a total cougar in my night class, I know she's into me. But I'm not going to let myself fall into a double standard. Sober, at least.

kiwimoogle84:And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.

Seems legit. If you've got an A, just put on your safety goggles and wave it suggestively over the area, then stand back as multiple squirting orgasms cover your bedroom in love paints. Or you can stop fearing inadequacy and believing there's some kind of magical, consistent, foolproof formula, and realize it has much more to do with technique, effort, and the mutual desire of the parties involved.

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers//It's not for everyone

Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.

I have you favorited as "Might not be Grables' Daughter " and could not remember why, now I do. That is a compliment by the way.

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers//It's not for everyone

Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.

I have you favorited as "Might not be Grables' Daughter " and could not remember why, now I do. That is a compliment by the way.

/im an a on the wang chart! yeay

Yeah, I'm a bit open and liberal about my sex life. *shrug* Farkers seem to enjoy it and its a place to speak openly yet anonymously to a point. Win win. :)