The Rams were equally terrible on both sides of the football last year, so why not grab someone who can single handedly address all of their problems?
He broke the Conference-USA record for catches in a year and was initially a safety in his freshman spring practice.
He was also a minor league baseball player for four years and a javelin thrower at Rice. So if you need a headshot on an opposing QB, he's your best bet.

If you thought Todd Haley vs. Anquan Boldin was bad, just wait until Stafford comes to the sidelines after throwing his 20th pick of the year.
And that's just in week 13...
Haley might actually explode!

The Seahawks are tired of watching Larry Fitzgerald victimize them in their own division, so they take their own prodigy at receiver.
Crabtree should end Matt Hasselbeck's sleepless nights in Seattle.
In case of injury troubles, Crabtree was a starting quarterback in high school.

Cleveland didn't score an offensive TD in their last five games. LeBron scored more TDs in a Browns jersey in a 30 second State Farm commercial than anyone on the Browns did in 16 games.
He was an all-state receiver in Ohio. And he's built like a really tall linebacker.
The Mangenius pulls one over everyone once again.
New York is absolutely irate with him after this selection.
Cavs fans begged for LeBron to stay in Cleveland. Be careful what you wish for.

Marvin Lewis is still on board and is looking to skip the arrested development process and take someone straight from prison.
Vick could pump some excitement back into the franchise. With Ocho Cinco and T.J. Who's Your Mama likely on their way out the door, Vick could be their best deep threat at receiver.
We know he'll kill the Dawg Pound in Cleveland.

This is the perfect pick for the Jags, who are suckers for unproven speed receivers who never catch passes.
White is the most hyped QB transition player since Matt Jones, who is the Jags' best receiver. So this was a no-brainer.
Coincidentally, Pat White is what Matt Jones calls his secret coke stash. As we know, his use of a credit card to draw up a double sniff option was picked off by police.

With the [[Arizona Cardinals|Cardinals] being the only threat in the NFC West for the near future, the 49ers need some players with coverage skills.

When informed of the selection, Mike Singletary had a little misunderstanding:
"Cannot play with him. Cannot win with him. Cannot coach with him. Can't do it.
Defensive Coordinator Greg Manusky: "You mean Vernon. We'll ship him to wherever Martz ends up."
GM Scot McCloughan: "There's just one problem: Michael Vick has a better chance of getting a job than Mike Martz."
The 49ers think Davis can put the "F" in physical.

The Bills need some insurance after Marshawn Lynch got caught packing heat while puffing up smoke back in Cali. He's now staring in the barrel of three misdemeanor charges for having an unregistered, concealed, and loaded gun.
Because the incident went down in California, Lynch evades marijuana charges.
This comes after a hit and run in Buffalo earlier this year.
The Bills hope Wells can hit the hole and run for extra yards.

The YouTube sensation can stay fully submerged in a swimming pool and jump right out of the water onto the deck. That alone makes him the most talented member of this defense.
He can withstand the resistance of water. Just imagine what he might do in thin air.

The Texans need players in the secondary to take their team to the next level. This guy might be a 4.2 guy, which means he might be the first Texans defender to stay in front of a fast receiver in some time.
And with his vertical, he should be able to fill in for Andre Johnson as a red zone target when he inevitably gets hurt next year.

After Brett Favre valiantly led the Jets down the tubes in the final month of the season while leading the league in picks, the Jets take Craft to finally get some consistency at the quarterback position.

On the rare 95 percent of the time the Eagles are throwing the football, they need someone who can actually catch it. Nicks fits the bill and won't voluntarily drop the ball before going into the end zone.

He can make catches behind his back, so just imagine what he could do with the ball coming in front of him.

Seeing Nicks against West Virginia gave Donovan McNabb flashbacks of the good times with T.O.

Bill Belichick has to find someone to play backup to Tom Brady after next year.
Meier played under center for the Jayhawks two years ago and is now a pretty good possession receiver. He even has four career punts, so if the Pats ever end up in 50 mph winds at Buffalo again and don't have Matt Cassel, Meier has a 34.5 yard average.

With Troy Brown gone, Meier will learn how to play corner in training camp.

The Falcons are good again and can't think of what to do here. With the impending departure of Michael Vick, the Falcons need to replenish their prison inmate position.
Unlike Vick, T.I. is going into jail as his performance continues to rise. And unlike Vick, he's already on his road to redemption.
Also unlike Vick, his jail time only gives him more upside.

Miami wasn't sure where to go with this pick, so they stayed close to home. After what Channing Crowder did to Matt Light last year, the Dolphins feel they need to bring in someone who can finish the job.
The lone FIU player hoping to be drafted can vouch for Reddick’s ability to swing a helmet and hit someone.
One Reddick swing could mean lights out for Matt next year.

The Eagles consulted with McNabb, who could care less now after signing his lucrative extension in the city that welcomes him with folded arms.
Unfortunately, Kevin Kolb has pulled a McNabb and is throwing a hissy fit.

The Steelers won the Super Bowl with an offensive line which let Big Ben turn into broken bruised Ben.
If things don't change soon, Roethlisberger might crash on a motorcycle again to blackout the pain.

With Tony Romo being smitten with Jason Witten, T.O., and Roy Williams plotting their revenge, Jerry Jones had to step in and put everyone on an equal playing field. Everyone needs to be on the same page.
And that's why the Cowboys are going to punt on first down next season. And this guy can punt it into a coffin corner like no other. Which is important considering Cowboys fans could be putting Romo and Owens into coffins pretty soon.
The team might too, but we'll be in the dark on that. Jerry has put down the gag order on the entire coaching staff.Wade Philips is just bending over and taking it. New arena, same good ol' Cowboys.