Saturday, July 4th, is the 239th birthday of the United States commemorating the signing of the Declaration of Independence (the U.S. astrology chart has Aquarius moon – freedom for its people, by its people).

There are times you may want to tell a woman to calm down, like when you lack live electrical wire to chew on or are curious as to how the nurses would react if you walked into the ER with your head under your arm.