Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Because I was tired, still not feeling all that well, and couldn't really afford to go see four features I didn't already know all in the same evening, I opted not to go to Rouge on March 28Th for the, "Award Winners & Contract Stars Night." Hopefully, I will be able to see Tyla Wynn, Courtney Cummz, and Nadia Styles featuring individually in the near future. As for Penny Flame, she is scheduled to feature at Rouge on the weekend of April 20Th through the 22ND, and, with any luck, I'll see her perform and meet her then. Okay now theny, let us go to the discussion of beautiful women with no further delay!

Stormy Daniels

Thursday evening, March 30Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to my friend, Stormy Daniels, have her sign my unrated version of, "The Forty Year Old Virgin," and to observe her first show of the evening. (Yes, Stormy has a cameo role in the movie.)

Since I have written about Stormy quite a few times now, here we go with the brevity thing again.

Stormy is very beautiful, smart, friendly, well spoken, and has a good sense of humor. All-in-all, she is a very good person to be around.

For the one show I saw this night, Stormy performed her, "Warrior Woman," show, and a good show it is. The costume is stunning. This evening, for some strange reason, the club's new audio equipment would not read Stormy's CD; therefore, she had to dance to music that normally does not go with this particular show. However, she did a great job of improvising!

Stormy is an excellent performer, who is very limber, athletic, and actually does some dancing in her shows.

Stormy's interaction with the tip rail patrons is always good.

Since I can never get enough of Stormy's company, I stopped in again for her first show on Saturday night, April 1st. For this first performance of the evening, Stormy did her, "Dragnet," show. Actually, I forgot to ask her what she called this particular show. So, I had to come up with a name on my own.

The intro for this show is very similar to the intro for the old, "Dragnet," radio show, which, of course, was later a television show. Stormy came onto the stage wearing a tan trench coat and a man's hat, somewhat like the majority of men wore back in the forties and fifties. Very shortly into the show, Stormy removed the hat and trench coat revealing a very sparkly, black, pin striped suit.

I have no idea what that costume may have cost Stormy, but it looked like hundreds of diamonds laid out on black velvet!

I am assuming this show is new, because I do not remember ever seeing it before. However, I do hope to see this show performed again, and again. In my honest opinion, this is the most fabulous show I have ever seen Stormy perform. Come to think of it, I still love her gypsy woman show. Ah hell, I love all of Stormy's shows. They are all great!

I would definitely recommend that nobody ever pass up a chance to see Stormy perform and to meet her in person! She is absolutely one of the best features around today.

Take a good, long, look at Stormy at: ClubStormy.com

(Hmmm, that wasn't so brief after all, was it? Oh well. So I have a lot to say about my ladies. Who can blame me?)

Dani Sexton

After saying goodnight to Stormy, Thursday evening, I raced down to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to see if Dani Sexton would remember me, and to catch her last show of the evening.

What a memory for faces Dani has. While she didn't know my name and didn't know from where she knew me, she did recognize my face instantly. (Maybe it was the moustache.) by the way, I first met Dani at the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair 2003 tradeshow.

I only caught one of Dani's shows, but it was enough to know that she is a good feature. Dani performs very well on stage, and her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail could best be described as off the charts! I don't think I dare to go into detail regarding Dani's interaction. (I would hate like hell to find myself being subpoenaed as a witness somewhere down the line!) I'll just say that, I do believe Dani definitely enjoyed it when a female customer decided to repay Dani for the attention Dani had paid her. In fact, I know she did, because Dani and I discussed it after the show!

Anybody who gets a chance to observe one of Dani's shows should do whatever it takes to get a seat at the tip rail.

For the one show I saw, Dani wore a very sexy black latex costume that looked great on her, and even better lying on the floor of the stage! Also, from what I have seen, Dani's musical selection is always good and quite appropriate for the show she happens to be performing at the moment. Oh yes, I almost forgot to mention, Dani has a glass dildo that she seems to be quite fond of. She must be fond of it, since she apparently brings it onto the stage with her quite frequently.

Because Dani had asked me to, after I said goodnight to Stormy Daniels on Saturday night, I raced down to the Rio once again to catch one more of Dani's shows.

For this one show, Dani wore a beautiful, very sparkly, and very short, gold dress. Of course, it looked great on her body and lying on the stage floor. This was another good show with good music and lots of interaction with the tip rail dwellers. And yes, Dani had that glass dildo on the stage with her, again! Dani and that dildo make for an interesting combo!

Dani Sexton most definitely comes with the Myles Shaffer stamp of approval. If anybody finds themselves faced with an opportunity to see Dani perform and to meet her in person, do not allow said opportunity to slip away.

Not only is Dani Sexton a good performer, but she is a lovely, fun, and very friendly woman who loves to meet her fans!

Get better acquainted with Dani at: DaniSextonXXX.com

Tory Lane

Friday evening, March 31st, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to see Tory Lane.

I was so tired and out of it, I really didn't feel like going anywhere, but I did want to see Tory and say hello. So, I napped for a couple of hours, when I needed to be doing other things, like getting ready, then hit the road a bit later than I would have normally shot for causing me to just miss Tory's first show of the evening. However, I did manage to get there in time for her first signing.

For her second show, Tory performed her twenties gangster show. Her costume for this show is a very sexy, and very abbreviated, version of a black and white pin striped twenties era suit complete with a hat and a large, rubber, cigar. At least I am going to assume it was rubber since it looked like the same one I've seen a couple of times before, and especially because Tory performed a bit of a Monica Lewinsky with it. What?! Do I have to spell it out? Okay, think of a slight penetration.

Because sleep deprivation was beginning to catch up with me, after I had observed the second show, I said goodnight to Tory, got a few great hugs and kisses, and headed home.

Yes, I know that I have often stated that my car knows its way home, but that doesn't mean I trust my car all that much. After all, it was after midnight meaning that it was now April Fool's day. Hey, if I fell asleep at the wheel, I just might have woken up in Albuquerque. I do have reason to believe my car may have a bit of a perverse sense of humor!

Tory Lane gets better every time I see her; therefore, I absolutely recommend that my readers not pass up an opportunity to see her perform and to meet her in person. Not only is Tory becoming a very good feature, but she is very sweet, and friendly. And, she loves to meet her fans. Hey, why not start bugging the owners and managers of the local clubs to book Tory to feature immediately, if not sooner?!

Tory can be ogled at: ToryLaneXXX.com

Well good people, that is it for another week. Until the next time, everybody stay safe and have a wonderful week!

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