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The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

Is there really going to be a gladiator fight? Former president Austin has no awesomeness unlike General Yadlin, and he is only an uber-champion because he's the leader of the Nyphilians. He does not have much in terms of being able to fight, so I say he's dead anyways. Let's broadcast it on every galactic news station if possible.

Nyphilis produces Pegasus Interstellar Helicopters, thanks to the powers of the neutrina and the Pedo's boson we have minimized an interstellar engine to fit into the rotors, which are tilted 90 degrees for interstellar travel. They are prohibitively expensive, so they are limited to VIP transport only currently, and regular units just use the regular Pegasus Choppers for combat.

He may be coming up with ways to not get fictionally eliminated, but you're also putting a ton of effort into thinking of ways to fictionally kill him off. You're all being just as annoyingly persistent as him, except there's more of you, so you just look like some pricks ganging up on an annoying kid in elementary school. You get mad that he's annoying, he responds annoyingly, you get even madder, he responds even more annoyingly, etc.

He may be coming up with ways to not get fictionally eliminated, but you're also putting a ton of effort into thinking of ways to fictionally kill him off. You're all being just as annoyingly persistent as him, except there's more of you, so you just look like some pricks ganging up on an annoying kid in elementary school. You get mad that he's annoying, he responds annoyingly, you get even madder, he responds even more annoyingly, etc.

Really, you all look just as dumb as him.

Doing nothing is why he's back. We threw him away and he's back because all you people did nothing. He was Permanently banned, apparently the definition of permanently has new meaning. Now I have to put up with this sucker of satans rectum dribbling his spew all over the forum and the irritation of having to continually smash him into the ground. Maybe when someone's fucking with you, you'd prefer to bend over and make it easy, I'll keep to fighting the fucker off but thanks for the suggestion though.

@PedoBelugaNuker: Helecopters in space; you are such a wankfaced jizztarded fuckbucket.

The red arrow shows how the rotors must tilt until the cones (circled in purple) containing the engines faces backwards. When the cones are pointed backwards, with rotors are in the front, the miniaturized interstellar engine inside the cone is turned on, and propels the helicopter forward at speeds capable of interstellar. Interstellar travel is nothing to us, it’s like driving a car across a town, and the engines required for it are getting smaller by the year. The Phoenix fighter uses interstellar engines so small, they’re no bigger than a milk bottle.

Yes, all changes between an interstellar Pegasus and a regular Pegasus are under the hood, just use imagination.