Hey Guest, welcome back to DLP

As you can see, we've changed our look. We've migrated from vBulletin to the Xenforo forum system. There may be issues or missing functionality, if you find anything or have feedback, please check out the new Xenforo Migration Feedback forum.

Our dark ("Dark Lord Potter") theme is under heavy development. We also have a light ("Light Lord Potter") theme for those happier with a light background and darker text.

Hey Guest! Are you any good at cooking? Got a favourite recipe that you love to cook or bring out to impress that special someone? Why not share it! A new forum called The Burrow has opened and it's all about homemaking!

"The complete, unfettered truth never hurts. It is only those truths that lie upon a foundation of lies that cause discomfort in the minds of men."
"When you look up into the skies, what do you see? Nothing except the the history of the universe as far as the eye can see."

This wouldn't have been a well-received thread in any case, partially because of the forum in which you stuck it, but also- Well, lots of reasons, but mainly because you offered no input of your own, then told everyone to humor you and offer theirs.

It's just... not the way things are done: Not the polite way, at least.

"14 year olds don't need to know who Dobby's shagging. More to the point, nobody needs to know who Dobby's shagging." - TheInquisition

"Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything- Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have." - Arnie Cunningham, Christine

Fem!Draco is super hot. JKR should have used a female Draco and made that the OTP.

Click to expand...

Then JKR would have had to do a hell of a lot more to redeem the character by the end of the series (not that canon!Draco was redeemed in any way, shape, or form, because he wasn't); that shit where a bad guy skates because the hero decides he wants to bone her and, apparently, 'heroic penetration = redemption' is bullshit.

"I, as the main character, have decided that you look like a prime piece of tail; thus, behold! You are absolved of all transgressions, upon reception of my holy phallus!" :facepalm

At least the H/Bellatrix people try a little tiny bit, even if it's a hand-wave.

"14 year olds don't need to know who Dobby's shagging. More to the point, nobody needs to know who Dobby's shagging." - TheInquisition

"Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything- Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have." - Arnie Cunningham, Christine

Then JKR would have had to do a hell of a lot more to redeem the character by the end of the series (not that canon!Draco was redeemed in any way, shape, or form, because he wasn't); that shit where a bad guy skates because the hero decides he wants to bone her and, apparently, 'heroic penetration = redemption' is bullshit.

"I, as the main character, have decided that you look like a prime piece of tail; thus, behold! You are absolved of all transgressions, upon reception of my holy phallus!" :facepalm

At least the H/Bellatrix people try a little tiny bit, even if it's a hand-wave.

Click to expand...

Redemption via injection?

Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves.