And then the Cookie Monster and Chuck Billy appeared before me and said, in unison, 'Son, it comes from the belly, not the throat.' Soon, I was hired by a death metal outfit and am now a total unknown, with a fan following of about 62 (only 1 of whom is not directly related to any of theband members by blood or business). Success at last.

JP got pissed off with all the repeated questioning. He glared at her in the still of the night, spun around accompanied cheerfully by his swirling black cloak, and gambolled into the darkness, rather uncharacteristically humming Chris Isaak hits.

And then I was over­whelmed with an­d-thenan­nary demands and thought to myself 'what I need is for Bizzaro Anoopa and her pals to start a Bizzaro And Then blog that I can filch from at such ­mo­ment­s'.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Shortly after the Meatloaf- Sally Spectra disclosure, there was an empty undecided silence as various people weighed the pros and cons of similar admissions. We have just received information that there IS no Richard Gere!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

After hours of polite altercation and half-hearted raising of voices, she decided to make her point with no further ado. She said, "You have balls and I can kick". Only moments later, the penny dropped.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

And then Superman broke up with Lalita Lubberwallah and, realising that there were no more girls with LL initials for him to do the super-poontang with, proceeded to fly over to LexCorp offices and make CEO Lex a rather uncharacteristic but not entirely unforeseen offer.