Status: I used to hate my life. My mother
died when I was a baby, and my father
abandoned me. Thankfully, my aunt and uncle took me in. However, I
never felt
like I belonged with them. I was the stereotypical rebelious teen
because of
it. I always wanted to get away and meet my father. I don't know why.
They told
me that my father was long gone and I would never meet him. I finally
wound up
the courage to get away. I went on a amazing trip. I met a bunch of
friends and
they even helped me discover that I had a sister! However, on the same
journey,
I found out my father had turned to the dark side. Then he chopped off
my hand.
But eventually I brought down the empire and brought balance to the
Force.

[2]:
Then your best friend got it in with
your sister.

[ FB ]

Status: I need "Google" in my brain and
antivirus in my heart...

[2]: And photoshop on your face.

[ FB ]

Kyle: Would like to make it absolutely
clear to everyone, that if I die today, I
want to be cryogenically frozen so that I can be brought back to
brighten up
your lives in years to come.

[2](njegov
tata): Kyle, I'm having
you stuffed and used
as a hatstand.

[ FB ]

-What's a nice way to tell someone
(that) you hate everything they do?

-
Tell them they
remind you of "Nickelback"

-
Perfect!

[ FB ]

Status: Only in LA would you see a
homeless man lying shirtless on the side of the
road sunning himself, not even on the curb... Literally ON the road!

[2]: Only in LA would someone see an
injured/distressed homeless man lying shirtless on the side of the road
and
think: "Oh, he must be working on his tan!"

LOCIRAJTE SE

5881.
When you se a dog and find it natural to pick up a stone in case of the
dog should attack you – even if the dog is 2cm tall

5882. Your cousin in your homeland who calls you to send him money had
a cell
phone before you and wears only name brand clothing

¤
Vi
mora da ste iz Makedonije ako… (MK dijaspora, poglavlje CV)

5883. You
go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks.
5884. The minute church services are over you go straight for the bar
and get smashed.
5885. You only go out of town for Macedonian Tournaments and Dances.
5886. You are hopelessly trying to bring the Macedonian community in
Australia together.
5887. Your mother insists you must eat something with "sirenje"
(cheese) at least three times a week.
5888. You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
5889. You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Years two weeks after
everyone else.
5890. Your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't
graduate from a University.
5891. Your mom or Dad screams at you infront of the whole school on
report card day.
5892. You are at a party and the guys try picking you up by asking:
"Hey baby, what's your slava?"