You find yourself in a situation, surrounded by people or in a public place and you feel the demons ready to release. This quiz will determine your personality by your farting behaviour. 100% scientifically accurate in studies of human behaviour.

1 You are in a library and it's extremely quiet. An old woman is right next to you searching for a book and you feel the demons churning within. What do you do?

Let it go bang and scream with laughter as everybody looks at you in disgust.

Get the old woman's attention and then lift your leg and drop it in full display.

Slowly move away and let it go slowly and faking a cough to cover any possible rumble.

You had bad food last night and as you squeeze you feel a bit of shit coming so you hold on to the fart and quickly find the nearest toilet.

2 You are on a date with a girl/boy for the first time and things are going well. He/she is laughing at your jokes and you feel very comfortable with the person. But oh no... the demons are back!! Do you

Think it's ok, this person seems to really like me. They laughed at my jokes so I'll let it blow.

Have a cheeky grin on your face and say to the person "Pull my finger".

Lift one arse cheek slightly off the chair and let out a controlled silent fart and just hope it doesn't smell.

Lift one arse cheek slightly off the chair and let it go but at the same time your guts drop and you have to make a last minute pit stop to stop the shit spraying out, then make an excuse to leave the table to go to the toilet.

3 You are with your friends, just hanging out playing the playstation and some gaseous elements are on the horizon. What do you do?

Casually drop it without reaction. Afterall they are my friends.

Make a big scene, and possibly even an announcement and say "Can I have a moment of silence for my arse" and then proceed to lift your leg, grit your teeth and blast.

You are shy about farting, even in front of friends so you slip it out and carry on as normal.

Without hesitation you instantly force it out but just as quick as you pushed it out it was followed by an extra little surprise. With a red face you make your way to the bathroom hoping nobody notices you are gone.

4 You are lying in bed and you can feelt it coming. You almost predict it like a fortune teller. Yes.. the farts are coming.

Do you blow loudly and then drop off to sleep with a grin?

Do you rip and chuckle and put your head under the blanket and take a sniff?

You are sharing the bed with someone else and they are asleep and hate to be wakened so you silently slide it into the night sky.

Do you release the demons and destroy the brand new white bed sheet in the process?

5 You find yourself in a crowded place. There's lots of people talking and so it's quite noisy and the demons decide to strike. What course of action do you take?

Say fuck it, it's noisy who's going to hear it.

Get yourself in the position, one leg raised puffing your cheeks and attracting attention to yourself from all these strangers.

You let it out but even though it's fairly noisey you don't want to take the risk so you let out a secret stinker and carry on with your business.

Walking and farting at the same time is a hard art to master and you try it and the result is shitty knickers. Now you are walking like a penguin to the nearest public toilet which has seen its fair share of shit in the past.