'The Dark Knight Rises' food truck!

As a promotion for the New York Toy Fair, a food truck featuring a new image of The Dark Knight Rises has been spotted around New York City, according to ComingSoon. The truck, which is meant to serve breakfast and lunch to Toy Fair attendees, features a glimpse of Batman’s newest vehicular toy, The Bat, and it’s awesome.

But while the vehicle is cool – I’m sure it will whir, spin, and do all sorts of mind-blowing things when the movie is released in July – the real story here is that there is, in physical existence, a Batman-themed food truck. In my humble opinion, it’s the most satisfyingly wonderful mobile dining experience since Happy Endings’Steak Me Home Tonight. My only sadness is that there isn’t a clever name for the truck… but that’s why I’m here.

If you’re not a fan of puns, then you should probably ignore my extensive list of potential Batman-themed food truck names (trademark pending):

Batflan

The Dark Bite

Lucius Forks

Ra’s Al Gouda

The Crepe Crusader

It Would Be Extremely Delicious… For You!

Gotham’s White Castle

Wayne Enterpies

Wanna Know How I Got These Scones?

PopWatchers, let’s hear some of your best food truck names in the comments! And will you join me in a search around New York for this rare, elusive, delicious vehicle?