In case you missed it, Deadline broke the news on Friday that Paramount Pictures has tapped writer/producer Akiva Goldsman (whose credits include A Beautiful Mind, I, Robot, TV’s Fringe, and, most importantly, Winter’s Tale) to front a “writer’s room” with the goal of turning the Transformers series into a Marvel-style shared universe. We’re sure there’s nothing that can go wrong here, but just in case, here are some suggestions so no one involved fucks it up.

10)Transformers 6: Optimus Prime and the Search for the First-Edition Iliad.

11) Throw the word “Rogue” in one of the titles somewhere, I dunno.

13) Do a version of the first Transformers movie that’s exactly the same as it was before, only The Rock, Anthony Mackie, and Mark Wahlberg’s Pain & Gain characters are there this time providing a running commentary.