Excreted Battery Acid, more like. A boring lunatic with halitosis explains the smell of charred wood to your tastebuds. It's vaguely like the smell you get when you bleed a radiator, but sharper, more disgusting, and worryingly "human". They should've called it "Dirty Protest" instead.

i have or am trying to stop eating meat.
i am the biggest carnivore i knew, seriously.
but of late i fine i am having trouble on the loo because of this, so i am gonna try and stop eating meat.
hopefully it will have some benificial side effects to my health too.

Someone bought all the flavours yesterday apart from squirrel and made us try them. Predictably enough they were all horrible. Charlie Brooker's descriptions in that article are spot on and made me laugh lots.

If you ask my other half what i have given up for lent she will tell you that its earning a living although i have pointed out to her that this happened about 6 months ago and where as i might not be bringing home a wage i still have to go to work