FoddHey! I have nothing to do with it! Besides, enough citric acid cuts even the defense!

Anwyn
You let Kipfler near a cocktail shaker... and then you *drank* it?
Thank Fod for Adelaide water giving the stomach a nice calcium carbonate barrier!

KipflerI know it's Tuesday. I'm still waiting too.

Anwyn
At long last, the return of the bananas! More aggressive than I remember, but I suppose we have been skinning and eating them for long enough, so we're overdue for a revenge attack

jason
ha ha ha i love those kind of jokes

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Missed the following that I have also heard
"Is the device that you are having problems with a computer?"
"When you applied for your job did you put on your resume that you knew how to use a computer?"
"I'm sorry I can't help you with your complaint about your son's soccer team. Perhaps you should call the sports association"
"Click with the left mouse button. Yes, the one that is on the left hand side of the mouse"
"Sorry I can't see what you are pointing at, I'm not in the same room."