Monthly Monkey *MINION* Review

My sister dared me to do this months ago and I always sometimes follow through with dares. All for the lols, take this seriously at your own peril 😉

Nowadays you can’t go anywhere without minions. You can get regular toys or plushies from this fad:

Or get one all dressed up…

Or three for the price of one stuffed into a banana…

Okay this one I like- 5/5 bananas

Of course, I have noticed the distinctly banana flavoured note to these toys:

But sometimes it goes too far- I wanted to eat some bananas and what do I get? Minions!

So I went to get some of my fave banana flavoured tic tacs and what do I find?! MINIONS!

This monkey *BLOWS A RASPERY* at the cheek of it! You may take our jokes, but you will never take our bananas! I fling my banana peels at you!

Incidentally, while we’re on the topic, there are also lots of memes… *claps like Pewdiepie* (also subscribe to Pewdiepie btw 😉 )

Not bad. Plus it seems like a suitably bookish note to end on 😜

Alrighty then, hope you enjoyed this fresh batch of nonsense! If you’d like any of these products, well, I’m sure they’re on ebay somewhere #nonspon 😉And if there’s anything you’d like to dare me to do in the future, I might just do it in 6-8 months 😉

Totally made me smile on a stressful day so thanks! We actually have two of the giant blow-up Christmas lawn ornament minions. I blame my nephew and naturally the adult who didn’t have the good sense to tell him no. Apparently I can’t resist the minions either!