Conversation (allegedly) between HG and Myself while he was watching TV in bed and I was asleep. HG: “OMG, what is wrong with your feet? why do they feel like that?, why are your talons wrapped around my ankle?” Me: (allegedly, in what was told me as a creepy witchy whisper) “It’s […]

You know how they say “keep a notebook with you at all times to jot down your ideas, even on your bedside table?” I am not sure who “they” are, but I have given it a rather hearty try. Do you know what things I write down at 3 AM? or while running thru my […]

I, sadly, have suffered my cold sores for most of my life. While in the fourth grade when we had to take Sex Ed I went home crying because I had herpes. (This was pointed out by very helpful classmates) That day has stuck with me since. When I get stressed? BAM! My lip gets a beautiful […]

I have decided that as a somewhat intelligent individual, I should be able to create at least rudimentary meals for HG. Thus far, it has been an interesting endeavor. It started with awesome intentions, and then ends with a lump of pea jerky. I had carefully released the peas from the can into the pot […]

I have spent most of my life with an idolized version of what a soul mate is. The perfect person who would be the Prince to my Princess. It was a mash up of Danny and Sandy from Grease, and me and Don Johnson living in Miami. What I have learned is that I […]

Word’s have been my best friend, and my darkest enemy. I have always used them as a tool, whether I was reading or writing, they have always been a great escape and outlet. Even with 2013 technology and most of my writing being electronic, there is something finite about it. Once a thought leaves your brain and travels […]

A letter-poem to my nephew Ben…. On the day you were born…well it was FANTASTIC and AMAZING and MAGIC. (Imagine how your parents felt, I am just the crazy Aunt) On the day you were born you made all of our hearts melt, a new kind of love that had never been felt. There […]

Those times when you hear just enough of a conversation that you ponder it for the remainder of the day. Picture the scene: Wal-Mart Me: Just wanting to get my crap and leave Random couple walking by me and all I hear is “And that is why we should raise Turtles”. “….and this is why […]