Cinnamon

Friday, December 19th5:00-9:00p.m. – Wait for K. to get off work9:00-10:00p.m – Talk about whether or not we should go with the original plan or form a new plan10:00-12:00a.m. – Go to game-filled bar/restaurant Go bowling

Saturday, December 20th12:00-7:00a.m. – Sleep on air mattress for some, comfy beds for others8:00-9:30a.m. – Try to readjust the electronic thermostat to not cut temperature to 50 degrees in the basement9:30-9:45a.m. – Breakfast9:45-11:00a.m. – Sit in living room11:00-11:30a.m. – Discuss whether or not we should open one present now11:30-11:35a.m. – Open one present11:35-12:00p.m. – Open all presents12:00-12:00a.m. – Feel ashamed while remarking on the relative attractiveness of the torn wrapping paper

Sunday, December 21st12:00-9:00a.m. – Fend off band of comically inept robbers with elaborate series of traps constructed out of household objects/reconnect old man Marley with his son9:00-4:00p.m. – Traditional holiday Dolphins vs. Chiefs game4:00-5:00p.m. – Disconnect old man Marley from his son5:00-6:00p.m. – Cider

Good god! The diabolical Johnson girls (who, in case you are unfamiliar, have left a candy bar basket near the coffee machine in my office for the last two months in a supposed effort to raise money for some trip in 2009 [2009!]) are at it again!

As of today, they have now started stocking a second basket full of Pop Tarts next to our toaster. How long until it’s Coke near the drinking fountain or whiskey near my desk?

This is all going to end with me begging them for heroin as they blind me with their solid gold Girl Scout uniforms. I can’t even type there are so many Brown Sugar & Cinnamon crumbs.