1 : Help i accidentally build a shelf
2 : I'm on a sea food diet, i see food i eat it.
3 : When people saw what I do and ask "Hey watcha doin'?". I'll be like "Just hiking around finding caterpillars on the mountain here".
4 : Can't find a fuck to give right now.
5 : Sorry I can't, my grandfather's uncle's son's cousin's neighbor's fish died. And it was tragic.