Flyers-Penguins as NHL 94 Game

Besides trolling you for the first 30 seconds of this video, Benstonium’s NHL 94-ization of the Flyers’ 2-1 overtime loss to the Penguins is kind of mesmerizing. And sad. It’s sad, too. Because one of the only inaccuracies in the video is the fact that the Flyers’ defensemen move wayyyy slower than those little 2-D sprites in the original game.

Bryz should tear out Kimmo Timonen’s eyes and skull fuck him for that last loss vs. Shittsburgh. What a stupid fucking penalty. The flyers should wrap a bar of soap in a towel and beat the fuck out of him full metal jacket style afterwards too. What the FUCK Timmo?