We just love, love, love introducing ya'll to new people — it's like Christmas morning, but better! Why, you ask? Because Lorena Rae's Instagram is far lovelier than any gift your Grandmother could get you. Sorry Grams, nobody wants a custom-knit sweater — 7 years in a freakin' row. Back to the good stuff, Miss Lorena is rumored to be the new lady friend of notorious modelizer and Dad-Bob enthusiast, Leonardo DiCaprio. Damn, that man is one lucky bastard. Look, you need to date models to be a happy man, but hell, it sure doesn't hurt, right? According to Crave—

"The 23-year-old German model was spotted having lunch with the Oscar-winning 42-year-old actor (he sure likes them young, huh?). And guess what? This isn’t the first time they’ve been seen together, but even with that DiCaprio’s camp has denied they are dating."

To be fair, I truly find the whole denial of dating a 23-year-old model to be pretty darn hysterical. Why deny it?! It's not something to be ashamed of, Leo. Sure, you're not exactly going to get voted Man Of The Year at the monogamy awards, but who cares?! You're living your best life! Normally, I wouldn't champion a dude for who he dates, but with Leo it's hard not to! He's an all-around good guy as it is, the models are just an added bonus — an inspiration, if you will.

I feel like I've spent a decent amount of time Bromancing with Leo in this article that I've completely washed over the most important topic at hand — the gorgeous Miss Lorena Rae. Seriously, Gentleman...this lady is STRIKING. Like, double-take, NO, triple-take on the street, STRIKING. After the gallery below, I'm sure you'll all agree. Enjoy!