This is a good one. I can't wait to tell my 7 year old boy who thinks all bodily functions are hilarious. (Even when he reads the word "but" on his word flashcards, we have to stop and crack up even though he technically knows that "but" is not "butt.") He will love this joke, and the rest of us will love watching him crack up over it.

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The girls and their Mommy

Once upon a time I lived a lovely little life. I did what I wanted. I spent what I wanted. My husband and I traveled when we wanted and ate at restaurants when we wanted. One day after eating out while traveling and spending too much on dinner and drinks, we became pregnant and it was a girl (Teena). 2 years later I thought I had this mom thing under control and we adopted a 4 year old little girl (Genea). She is Ukrainian and was previously adopted by another family who dissolved ("disrupted") their adoption and severed their parental rights.The girls are 10 and 12 now. I left my job a few years ago to be a SAHM.Things have gone uphill from there!