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Friday, October 3, 2014

31 Days of Halloween #3

I loved dressing up for Halloween when I was a kid. It was only as I got older that I started to get uncomfortable and stopped wanting to go Trick-or-Treating with the Brother and my friends. As a 20-something college graduate, I almost wish I could go back to doing that again. I might this year. Who knows. I would love to pass out candy dressed as Alice Cooper.

My list of childhood costumes ranges from cats to a ladybug to a cheerleader to a clown. And it's this last one that I feel commands special attention. I had to be like 5 or 6, dressed up with big floppy shoes and a rainbow wig; I never thought that I was scary. And I never thought that the costume was meant to be scary. After all, clowns, as far as I knew, were funny characters with big red noses and painted on smiles. But, do a quick internet search, and you can find some pretty creepy stuff. Personally, I'm not afraid of clowns, but I can certainly understand why some people are!

So, this I suppose is your warning, everyone. This post is all about clowns. And if you're one of the above-mentioned folks who suffer from Coulrophobia, then I apologize in advance; I don't mean to freak anyone out. This is all meant in good fun.

Yes, that is a clown shark.

Day #: Clowns and Clown Shark Yes, yes, I know. I thought I would kick off this creepy clown post with a little video called Clown Shark. This is by the wonderful team of Rhett & Link, personal favorites of mine. Granted, this is not their best work, but I've been finding a ton of clown related videos, costumes, etc., and I thought it would be funny to include it, too. The basic plot is a peaceful hippie (Rhett--looking a lot like John Lennon) reveals his fear of clowns and sharks...and is then attacked by a fearsome combination of the two. Campy, silly, a bit stupid, and actually a bit freaky. But, I enjoyed it.

Makeup by MadeYewLook

Now, if you made it through that nightmarish combination, perhaps we could move on to a makeup tutorial? Have you thought of a costume yet? If not, perhaps you might want to go as a clown. This is more for the ladies, but feel free to watch as well, gentlemen. I think the artist hams it up a bit too much at the start of the video, but her makeup job is so awesome that I think she can get away with it. You can find her tutorial here.

Finally, I'll wrap this up with a song by my man Alice Cooper: "Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me".

Please let me know what you thought in the comments. And if you have any ideas for other posts, please feel free to share those as well. It could be as specific as "Rhett and Link did this video called Clown Shark!" or as general as "Please show some stuff about Halloween costumes!" Or, maybe something in the middle "I would love to see a post about Boris Karloff."