Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: Widespread MiseryYour motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good with an Obscene Codpiece?

Stage Two:

Next, you will seize control of the event's beer supply. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with totally bogus documentation, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Spanish Inquisition, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret HQ of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.