Oh dear lord. Whatever you did to get the universe this mad at you, I really truly hope you enjoyed it!
Sending lots of hugs and healing thoughts and hoping that friends who are close by are bringing meals and cleaning your house while you’re not looking.

I love morphine! Takes the pain away. I’ve never heard of anyone getting sick and dizzy from it, so you really are special aren’t you?
I hope you get well from this really fast, and give the universe back some of the arse-kicking it’s been giving you these last few months.
Did you know “they’ve” been busy inventing a new strain of morphine with the addictive part removed? That will be so useful.

Oh WOW. hope you’re feeling better. and I hope they got your whole appendix out. My sister-in-law got her appendix (and gallbladder) removed in Honduras and the doctor’s only removed about 2/3s of it. and then it got SUPER inflammed and infected and so she had to have her appendix removed twice.