Good day Ladies and gentlemen, we thought we would pop in and explain why Dem Bones has been so quiet of late. It seems Mister Bones actually left and did not tell anyone. SigBooner is running the shop for awhile, so in Bones’ absence we decided to check into something Grandpa Bones brought up. Grandpa Bones, being older than dirt, knows his history. He has informed us that it is possible that Mister Bones’ numerous trips back in time in the History 101 series could be altering the timeline. Mister Bones said that was foolish and refused to investigate the matter, well he actually said something different, but the censors would not allow us to repeat it. So, since he is gone, we are going to do it ourselves! Now, travel back with Probe I-Loov69 to 30,000 years ago as he investigates the past.

About this creation

SigBooner: “Hello there! SigBooner and Grandpa Bones here. Today we are going to send one of Grandpa Bones’ probes back in time to ensure that the historical timeline is still intact.” Grandpa Bones: “That’s right. That crazy Mister Bones is always screwing something up!” SigBooner: “Um, yes, well as I was…” Grandpa Bones: “What the Hell is a “SigBooner” anyway?” SigBooner: “I am Mister Bones’ Twin, but alive, and the SigFigure of the Dem Bones President.” Grandpa Bones: “The President? That idiot in the Road Trip series? HAHAHAHA, sucks to be you boyo!”SigBooner: “Moving on.”

SigBooner: “Ah, here is the probe now, bringing in a monitor so we can view the past from the probes perspective.” Grandpa Bones: “Just set the TV thingy down over there I-Loov. This is my probe, I-Loov69, designed him meself I did!”

SigBooner: “This probe will…wait, did you name a PROBE I-Loov69? Seriously?” Grandpa Bones: “What’s wrong with that? You some kind of prude boy? Everybody loves 69!”

SigBooner: “All right then, moving on…again. Grandpa is getting the camera helmet for the probe, so I will explain how we are going to do this. The probe will go back to the time of early man, Neanderthals to be exact, and view them from a seclude spot so as not to be seen.” Grandpa Bones: “He has a cloaking device you twit!” SigBooner: “You are a crotchety old man, you know that?” Grandpa Bones: “I got a crotch for you prude boy.”

SigBooner: “Whatever, Grandpa and I will then see what the probe sees on this monitor, that is as soon as we get it off of the NASA channel.” SigBooner: “While Grandpa finishes programming the probe, I will set the time machine.” Grandpa Bones: “He’s all set!”

SigBooner:All seems as it should here, a pair of Neanderthals are heading back to their camp after a day’s hunting. Ugh: “Day hunt not good. No meat.” Oo-haha: “That ‘cause you bad shot.” Ugh: “Not bad shot, spear no work right, is crooked!” Oo-haha: “Your eyesight crooked.”

SigBooner:Here we see their camp, with a small fire for cooking, a stream with fresh water and some trees for shade. Shade? It is supposed to be the ice age. Ugla: “You back, where meat?” Oo-haha: “Ugh miss….again.” Ugh: “Ugh not miss, spear crooked!”

SigBooner:Well, their language seems a bit more advanced than we would have expected and the lack of an Ice Age is worrisome, but otherwise all seems as it should, no advanced weaponry or science. Appears they still have not figured out personal hygiene or eyebrow tweezers either. Oo-haha: “Here Rover, come on boy, we go hunt! I wear hat, sun hot, no want skin cancer on pretty face.” Ugla: “Here, take big club, also take whip, sometime Rover get grumpy! Oh, be quiet, here he come.”

SigBooner:Oh sweet mother of Daffy Duck! That looks like some weird horned T-Rex! Dinosaurs should be extinct! They died off long before man evolved! This bodes ill for the timeline methinks! Rover: “ROAR!!!!” Oo-haha: “Come on boy, let’s go!!” SigBooner:“Oh crap. That is the hat and whip Bones lost in the first episode! We better get the probe back here, I think we have seen enough!

Ugla: “Ugh, you go and pick berries to go with meat. You no good for hunt, you should have been born woman.” Ugh: “Stupid spear crooked!” SigBooner:Seems the stereotypes about women have not evolved as yet either.

As the probe returns, we see the cavemen going on about their day. What other issues has Mister Bones’ trips back in time created?

SigBooner: “Oh crap! There are dinosaurs with cavemen, modern articles in the past, no Ice Age. This is probably how that whole Lego Time Cruiser travesty happened, or worse..Galidor! How are we going to fix this?.” Grandpa Bones: “Stop worrying prude boy. There are only three cavemen, when they die, the memory goes with them and the hat and whip will decompose as well. Let’s go get a drink, that damn NASA channel came on again.”

Dem Notes: New series? No. This has been sitting on my computer for a few months; I just did not have the desire to work on it. Thought I would post it now as I have no idea when I will get time to post anything again. For those of you who do not deny factual archeological evidence, here is a link to learn more about cavemen. For those of you who do not believe in the evolution of man, um..disregard this statement!

Quoting Aidan Bryant
Hey Bones, I just read this, and its great, I am about to post a Moc I just finished, and it would actually fit nicely with the idea created here. If you don't mind could I use the story here as one way of explaining my Moc, if not thats ok too.

Hey Bones, I just read this, and its great, I am about to post a Moc I just finished, and it would actually fit nicely with the idea created here. If you don't mind could I use the story here as one way of explaining my Moc, if not thats ok too.

Quoting Leda Kat
Hahaha!!! This is really funny! I love the way the cavemen speak. The campsite with the little fire is cute. Excellent idea showing us what has been messed up (never mess with time!) and I'm pleased there is finally an explanation to the randomness of the "Time Twisters" sets...

That Time Twisters line was just...bizare, like Lego was trying to get rid of old pieces.

Quoting Matthew Novosad
Hehehehe. Good one Bones! Does that have anything to do with the song "Summer of '69" (wow, I'm the first to mention it!?!)? BTW Mr. Bones, would you mind if I made a MOC called "How Bones became Bones"?

Hehehehe. Good one Bones! Does that have anything to do with the song "Summer of '69" (wow, I'm the first to mention it!?!)? BTW Mr. Bones, would you mind if I made a MOC called "How Bones became Bones"?

Quoting El Barto !
Funny stuff! Do you remember Phil Hartman's SNL skit Caveman Lawyer? Maybe one of these guys can travel ahead in time with '69, maybe get a few Legos, set up a table at Brick World...

Nope, I have not watched SNL since they had Dana Carvey on....yeah.....I don't watch much TV

Quoting Aaron The Azure Knight .
This is really funny. What happened to Spooky Bones? Did he drop off the Earth?

Ah, very good question! No he did not, but I am building Mister Bones a house and placed Spooky in what will be his bedroom and then forgot him! I found him still in the bedroom yesterday, so do not fear, he shall return soon in a second Jacked Up Fairy Tale.

Quoting Hans Dendauw
I would NEVER accuse Dem Bones Studios of originality! But, luckily they make up for it with charm! @Swash, I feel your pain. If you don't have a LEGO store or a Toys R Us, I don't know where you can get them. We have one TRU and they have had a total of (2) boxes in the last month, the first sold out in hours and the second, two weeks later, was 2/3 gone by the time I could get there. I got a Cheerleader, nurse, caveman and ninja, all by feel. That was two weeks ago and no more since. Even LEGO.com is sold out...~H

I do not have a bricklink store. I do not sell, I BUY!!! You got a cheerleader by feel huh? OK. The only duplicate I did not really want was the diver, I would be happy to discuss this in the innuendo group.

I would NEVER accuse Dem Bones Studios of originality! But, luckily they make up for it with charm! @Swash, I feel your pain. If you don't have a LEGO store or a Toys R Us, I don't know where you can get them. We have one TRU and they have had a total of (2) boxes in the last month, the first sold out in hours and the second, two weeks later, was 2/3 gone by the time I could get there. I got a Cheerleader, nurse, caveman and ninja, all by feel. That was two weeks ago and no more since. Even LEGO.com is sold out...~H

nice, i like the natural backdrop, and the joke about galidor made me chuckle. i almost laughed out loud, but it's 1 in the morning here, and i don't want to wake everyone up. also, i love that screen piece, i got two of them from bricklink a few weeks ago, and i'm just dying to use them on something, they're SO cool!

Hahaha!!! This is really funny! I love the way the cavemen speak. The campsite with the little fire is cute. Excellent idea showing us what has been messed up (never mess with time!) and I'm pleased there is finally an explanation to the randomness of the "Time Twisters" sets...