Yes, Mr. President...it would appear it truly is time for us all to pitch in, since every time you mention it's "a new era of responsibility" you really mean it's "a time for you citizen-comrades to give just a little more, and then a little bit extra," and the Dow drops accordingly.

My non-retirement and kids' non-college funds thank you.

Well done, Mr. President. Congratulations for the worst opening in history. I hope your balls danced well tonight...you'll need them for the coming 1,461 days.