A monkey and a lizard are up in a tree smoking a joint. The lizards says "I'm going to the stream to get a drink of water" and climbs down. In the meantime, an alligator crawls up to the foot of the tree, and the monkey says "fark, how much did you drink?!"

Ignoring the fact that marijuana is not physically addictive I'll agree that it's a public health issue...so let's treat it as such and instead of locking people up and destroying their lives with a criminal record, treat them for it...you know. Like Portugal.

Ignoring the fact that marijuana is not physically addictive I'll agree that it's a public health issue...so let's treat it as such and instead of locking people up and destroying their lives with a criminal record, treat them for it...you know. Like Portugal.

Ignoring the fact that marijuana is not physically addictive I'll agree that it's a public health issue...so let's treat it as such and instead of locking people up and destroying their lives with a criminal record, treat them for it...you know. Like Portugal.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats:Seeing as the only people who read newspapers or watch local TV news in CO are over the age of 35 at this point, those journos are just writing for their target audience.

November is sweeps month. Stations are tested via the Nielsen ratings to see who is number one and so on. The very thing that Ron Burgandy was partying about in the beginning of the movie. This is typical and not surprising. But it is annoying.

One time I OD'd on pot. I tried to drown myself in a bowl of water. I cut my face to shreds and ran into the dmv naked. I have no idea how I got there. I would have died from the thc saturation if it had not been for the top notch medical professionals and prayers of loved ones.Pot is evil.

That's sort of the point that I came here to make. A lot of the people who I know who are psychologically dependent on marijuana would just turn to something else to self-medicate themselves. I bet alcohol would be their next choice.

slave2grind:One time I OD'd on pot. I tried to drown myself in a bowl of water. I cut my face to shreds and ran into the dmv naked. I have no idea how I got there. I would have died from the thc saturation if it had not been for the top notch medical professionals and prayers of loved ones.Pot is evil.

Now, there are four states of being in the cannabis, or marijuana,society:Cool, Groovy, Hip, and Square.The square is seldom if ever cool. He is not "with it,"that is, he doesn't know "what's happening."But if he manages to figure it out, he moves up a notch to "hip."And if he can bring himself to approve of what is happening, he becomes "groovy."After that, with much luck and perseverance, he can rise to the rank of "cool."A cool guy...

I've known people who smoke pot every day. They were just about worthless for anything. I've known people who drink everyday. They too were about worthless for anything. If you are getting intoxicated every day you have an issue.

I can but a bottle of whiskey legally, I can get drunk in a bar legally. Why can't I purchase a "joint" to smoke in my own home legally?