Feeling down on yourself? Look in the mirror and repeat after West: "I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things."

I was on the junior team when I was a freshman, that‘s how good I was. But I wasn‘t on my eighth-grade team, because some coach — some Grammy, some reviewer, some fashion person, some blah blah blah — they‘re all the same as that coach.

Skip this one from his unusually self-deprecating take on his outfits from seven years ago: