FrustrationI am concerned for a friend on here but ofcourse I can't tell is they are here or not..sometimes Cherry makes you look like you are still on...I think having this horrible sore throat and feeling like someone put salt drops in my eyes doesn't help my emotions much. I know I am not good when dealing with my HALTS...and today is a prime example. I'm trying to keep myself from going nuts...HALTS are Hungry Angry Lonely Tired and SICK...
So I am going to try to keep my composure even though I know I could let this eat me up. I probably should just go to bed and stop beating a dead horse...but I have a shoot tonight and am trying to keep myslef from getting too too sick. This is an excellent opportunity for me and I should focus on that right? My head is saying stay on track but my heart is where is always is... feeling achey and messed up.

Which Greek Goddess Are You?Which greek goddess are you?AphroditeThe goddess of love. You are a hopeless romantic and your beauty is overwhelming.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

True Story...lolSo...I'm at work last week at my part job, at a convenience store, when this old guy walks in and asks me if I have the phone number to the vacume machine outside. I write it down on a piece of paper and ask why he needs it. Apparently he was vacuming his car and accidentally sucked up his false teeth and eye glasses...I had two thoughts at this point...1.) Why were his TEETH on the SEAT OF THE CAR???!!! and 2.) Maybe if he was wearing his glasses, he might not have sucked up his teeth...I got a good chuckle out of that one...Tell me what you think about it.

Poop SplashDon't you fuckin hate it when you do a courtesy flush and the toilet splashes water up on your ass...that's fuckin nasty!

Burglar Stole SaladSOMERSET, Pa. (June 19) - Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator.
Somerset police said the man reported the bizarre burglary on Monday. He told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said.
Police said they have a suspect and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation.
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06/19/07 02:51 EDT

I'm So GothI'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
I'm so goth, I don't say "black," I say "blahhwwwkkk."
I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"
I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
I'm so goth the smile

Burglar Stole SaladSOMERSET, Pa. (June 19) - Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator.
Somerset police said the man reported the bizarre burglary on Monday. He told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said.
Police said they have a suspect and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. The information contained in the AP news report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press. All active hyperlinks have been inserted by AOL.
06/19/07 02:51 EDT

Burglar Stole SaladSOMERSET, Pa. (June 19) - Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator.
Somerset police said the man reported the bizarre burglary on Monday. He told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said.
Police said they have a suspect and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. The information contained in the AP news report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press. All active hyperlinks have been inserted by AOL.
06/19/07 02:51 EDT

Burglar Stole SaladSOMERSET, Pa. (June 19) - Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator.
Somerset police said the man reported the bizarre burglary on Monday. He told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said.
Police said they have a suspect and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. The information contained in the AP news report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press. All active hyperlinks have been inserted by AOL.
06/19/07 02:51 EDT

Pull In Front Of Me Bitch!I fuckin hate when someone pulls out in front of you and then drives slower than you were originally going. If you want to go slow, ride a fuckin bike!

Wow....ok so here i am just looking around and stuff
and well lets see i go to the mummm section on here and omfg....
sense i am new on here i do believe a little part of me maybe has no clue as to why people are mean...but ok good lord...
change subject.
last night i goto the store with my 9 year old and you know those little machines that you can win the 2 cent toys..well he puts like five dollars in to the machine just to try and win me these ear rings...how sweet....he finally gets them and tells me ...mom these are for you sense i didnt get you anything for mothers day....
see that is what i am talking about...the little things in life that just make my heart melt...
well need to get ready to leave soon....

I Done Gone And Done It It NowCOMPUTER IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT...MEANS UNTIL I CAN GET MY NEW ONE RUNNING....ONE UPDATE A DAY FROM ME. UNLESS THOSE OF YOU BOMBING ME WANT TO REPOST THIS FROM TIME TO TIME...IN ANY CASE...I WILL UPDATE AS ACCESS ALLOWS. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!!
I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!!1052 VOTES AHEAD!!!! I WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO HAVE HAD A HAND IN GETTING ME THIS FAR!! YOU LADIES AND
GENTS STRAIGHT UP ROCK! I KNOW THIS BLOG/BULLETIN HAS GOTTEN A BIT REDUNDANT, BUT MY HOME PC IS ON ITS LAST LEGS AND IT IS EASIER TO COPY/AND
PASTE A FORM BLOG/BULLETIN BECAUSE ITS FASTER. I NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS PC IS GANNA CRAP OUT ON ME SO I WANT TO GET THE UPDATES OUT ASAP.
THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH IT. ALSO DUE TO MY PC ISSUES, IT IS HARDER FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU GUYS AND GALS COMMENT AND RATE LOVE. DONT THINK I AM
IGNOREING YOU OR SLIGHTING YOU. THAT IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH. THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL YOUR PATIENCE AND SUPPORT!!!!
Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic

What Star Signs Are Like In Bed (i'm Virgo) ..>What the signs are like in BED!
AQUARIUS
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.
FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.
BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this.
AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep

Drama And Bullshit...I have a lot of drama in my life right now...and it just makes me pissed.....and a lot of bull shit too..
Not really a blog but a rant....
Now back to the blog.....
Ever have a feeling like you're being lied too? Like the hairs on the back of your neck are saying "wait, what?" I'm getting that feeling from someone that I know....Is that person you? I donno is there anything you want to come clean about? Tell me then...cause what you do in the dark comes out in the light...ALWAYS!!!

InfoHey How's everyone Just letting you know that i have been working on my page and i will add more later thanks so much have a happy muffin??!!!!!

MoreCould use some help w/ some comment bombing for best smile:
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Ok SoHave you ever had (and dont say no you would be lying) that you wake up in a totally shitty mood and just feel like your walking on eggshells waiting for the other shoe to drop? Well That was what happened thsi mroning, Hence the blog about cleaning out my friends list. Imnot really sure what happened or why it happened but I has just evry bitchy this morning... So musch so that I called my mom whom I was supposed to go to Evansville with to get groceryss and told her I was feeling very bitchy she might not want to be around me. She said no problem I just wont talk to you. So before we left town I took one of my xanax. Its helped slighty but my nerves are still on edge. Its been about 6 hours since I took my first one so I may need to takr another. Guess I will. later all. Gonna go put grocerys away and rest for a bit. Try to feel better. hugz and luv

25 Hilarious RulesThese are 25 things that I've learned over the years. These are my mistakes: don't let them be yours!:
1.) Never buy cocaine from a guy who drives a shittier car than you do. It's okay to buy the cheap shit (meth, weed, crack...) from a guy with a crappy car, but not the good shit.
2.) In Vegas, guys on the street pass out little cards with a hooker's picture, phone number and a price of $49.95. Don't believe that price; they cost way more then 50 bucks!
3.) When you're about to sleep with someone and you happen to not have a condom and they tell you "Don't worry, I just got tested", don't sleep with them: they're a dirty whore and will give you an STD.
4.) If your date begins a blow job by sucking on your balls, they know what they're doing. If they begin a blow job by actually blowing on your dick, they do not know what they're doing.
5.) If you're ever in Iraq and you don't feel like wearing your body armor because it's too hot outside, you deserve to die. Always wear

Go Check Out My PicsPLEASE GO AND CHECK OUT MY PICTURS AND LEAVE COMMENTS! I JUST LOVE TO READ THEM!!XOXOX

11 RulesLove him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice.
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1 : Life is ! not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you me

Peoplewell now that cornerstone is over with for this year
here are my top ten bands i liked seeing in concert.
1.war of ages
2.normajean
3.becoming the archetype
4.crimson moonlight.
5.the devil wears prada
6.flyleaf
7.project 86
8.inhale exhale
9.august burns red
10.common yet forbidden

One Of Those Days...Havent been around in a while with a hello or whatever but i did get to talk to a few friends today...which was nice...on one of my walks with my girls since im not workin and one place they like to go is the library..go figure..haha..anyways its a little cooler than outside so here we are..life at home is a lot more quiet these days..course im workin now again so no one is there half the time..
Anyways..just wanted to say whats up to everyone Ive got a brother on here that Ive been diein to hang with again..a special hi to him and his family..hope the boys are good..
to the rest...I'll be around again...say hey when you get the chance...just grew some new wings...
lots of luv...Vikki..xo

A Few Poems I WroteREFLECTIONS
As she gazes into the lake her eyes look at the reflections of a troubled young woman. Eyes so full of pain and anger that stems from somewhere beyond her. So lost deep within the hurt she can't seem to see her way out. Loneliness drives her mad, companionship is lost. Always feeling like she is so alone and unloved. Never being able to find someone that can see through her masks. Searching for something she may never find. Always feeling unworthy of something as great as happiness. She sinks deeper and deeper into a depression that is killing her. Praying at night that she will not see the light of another day but deep down knowing her prayers will go unanswered again. Crying out for help but there is no one there that understands how she is feeling. In fear that she will become another depression satistic. How horrible could death be? Couldn't be worse than life. Unsure of what she is feeling. Being saddened by the thoughts of regrets and self loathing. Not sure where to

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"Come over to the darkside, it's more fun over here!"

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Got Boredits clear to me/when she appear to me
i noticed that i'm hear to be/a loving
man/a father/a soulmate/i must control
fate/to make sure my life is in the right
direction/my mind on straight like flight
connections/so life's perfections/is what
i strive to be/for my wife to be/alive with me
grow old and prove wrong to society/she my
every variety/like baskin robbins/my passions
robbing/the pimp in me/wanting me to settle
down/mellow out/i know she wife material/
my queen imperial/my interior/thinks she qualify
to modify my single status/thats when i knew
love had us and grab us together/to form as one

My Deleted Mumm About OrgiesFor all those that posted to the mumm that was deleted.......feel free to add me or send comments to me....I was really interested in knowing all of your alls opinions on the sunject...Thanks

I'm Too Old For This $hit........First I have to say, I don't get what the big deal is about Ikea store. Harborcure & I went there Saturday morning, yes it was neat but didn't really understand the big hype people make about it. I did find a really neat curtain rod for the bedroom that will look great once we paint it to match. Other than that, I wasn't overly impressed.
By the time I got done fiddling around & got down to painting it was 7pm. Thanks to my wonderful friend, Harborcure, I was able to get 1/2 of the room painted before crashing. Was up & back to work Sunday around 8am. Didn't stop until the room was done which was around 8pm. Got the desk moved back & computer hooked up too. I still have the door trim to paint & some wall touch ups. Not to mention painting the curtain rod before I pull out the new bedding & make it 100%.
With my head in painting all weekend the kids reeked havoc on the rest of the house so this morning I cleaned. I'm to their bathroom & Noelle's room, which I hope will

I Wonder What Would Happen If....We treated our bible like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we turned back to get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to our kids as Gifts?
What if we used it as we Traveled? shopped? walked?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
This is Something to make you ....Hmm....Where is my Bible?
Oh and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't ever have to worry about our bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the Bill! And No Dropped Calls!
Makes You Stop and Think "Where are My Priorities?"

A Real BitchA simple bitch will tell you not to fight, its not worth it.
*A real bitch will say beat her ass, Then look at the crowd & say bet nobody jump in.
A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.
* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out
A simple bitch tells you when she's had enough to drink
*A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up
A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.
* A real bitch goes to the club with you & say's lets show these simple bitches how we do it.
A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
* A real bitch pops up at your house, talking bout I know you ain't in the bed, on a clubnight!
A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems.
*A real bitch seeks to take care of all youur problems, rather it be a gun, a knife, whatever it will take.
A simple bitch wonders who your new man is.
* A real bitch know's his first name

Lieing Jeallous BitchesIF PEOPLE WOULD JUST BE HONEST AND STOP LIEING THEY WOULDNT HAVE HALF THE DAMN PROBLEMS THAT THEY HAVE.
I CANT STAND WHEN SOMEONE LIES TO SOMEONE TO GET THAT PERSON TO BE WITH THEM AND THEN THE HE OR SHE FINDS OUT THAT THEY WERE LIEING SO THEN THEY DONT WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU......SO THEN YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE BUT TO MAKE UP ANOTHER DAMN LIE TO TRY TO GET THIS PERSON BACK. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE DAMN JEALLOUS THAT THE PERSON DONT WANT TO BE WITH YOU & HAS MOVED ON WITH HIS/HER LIFE & FOUND SOMEONE ELSE THAT HE/SHE WANTS TO BE WITH AND HAS A GOOD THING GOING & JUST MIGHT BE HAPPY. GET A FUCKEN LIFE AND QUIT SKEEMING UP SHIT TO TRY TO TRAP THE PERSON...JUST LET HIM/HER BE HAPPY QUIT BEING A MISERABLE BITCH AND TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSES LIFE MISERABLE JUST LIKE YOU ARE.
HERE IS A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE FOR YOU....NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR SAY IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE THE WAY THAT I FEEL ABOUT HIM. ALL THE BULL SHIT THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO PULL IS ONLY GONNA

I Like Being The Boss...At work anyways.
I got to run a couple of stores today. Just small little convience stores that are a piece of cake. I had a great counter with me so we blew through the stores. Beat the times from last time by an hour in each.
One of the best parts of my job is our raise program. I got hired in the middle of Sept. this past year. Since then I've gotten 3 raises and I am getting another one as soon as HQ approves the stuff my DM submitted. My boss doesn't actually decide if I get one or not- every 50 stores I get re evaluated and if I'm counting above 100% for my pay scale then I've earned a raise.
So since I started 10 months ago, I'm gonna be making $2.50 more an hour. In less than a fuckin year. Oh yea. I rock.
XOXO

Mizz. Right?!?Are you the one???
Current mood: exhausted
Category: Romance and Relationships
are you the one i been looking for
the one i will always adore
the one my souls been screaming for
to be with me forever more
are you the one that will be there
to share my life without a care
to share your warmth when i feel bare
would that be you, would you dare
are you the one that i can trust
to know that i want love, not lust
to understand there is a must
to trust in me and belive in us
are you the one that i can start
to trust you with all of my heart
will you be my loving spark
my guiding light through all thats dark
will you be there at any cost
to call my name when i am lost
can you be my loving boss
can i be sure i wont be tossed
could it be you by any means
be the one that haunts my dreams
somewhere there behind the scenes
who always keeps me safe it seems
whenever you feel the need to frown
will you choose me to be ar

Could You Imagine??Who would have thought?
Current mood: cold
Category: Writing and Poetry
While driving down the highway today, I saw a boy alone.
I pulled over to ask him if he needed a ride home.
He only looked nine or ten, as he stood there in a trance.
And when I asked him if he nedded help, he never changed his stance.
As i approached he stayed quite still, as if i wasnt there.
I waved my hand in fron of him, and still he only stared.
I wondered what was on his mind. What made him stand so still.
I could ask him what he is thinking of but i do not think he will.
I slowly moved around him to see if something had him scared.
And when i reached the other side i still saw nothing there.
Nothing but the tire that he had been looking at.
And when i moved toward him again, right on the ground he sat.
This puzzled me cause then at this point i had not had a clue.
Sould i call someone or leave him here? I knew not what to do.
I could not just leave him here s

Hazel EyesPeople with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot & sexy and are awesome to be around. They love 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are lovers, not fighters. But if you mess around, they'll knock you out. They are very satisfying and they love to please exept bitches. They can exceed your pleasure standards if they like you . They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart.

Wtf Is Wrong With PeopleOk maybe someone could explain something to me. Why in the hell are all of these people getting bent out of shape if they are rated a 7? OMFG 7 out of 10 WTF that is over average. Why do people worry about it so much? Don't people understand what you look like isn't important, it is how you carry yourself that is. I mean seriously, if you are the most beautiful person in the world and your personality sucks most aren't going to think that you are beautiful. I dunno it just bothers me that people think they have to rely on looks and appearance to believe that they are important. Besides when I rate these pictures it isn't all about how beautiful or ugly someone is. I look at the sincerity, the lighting, what is in the pictures, etc. Maybe some people should get to know me a little better before they jump the gun and think I am downrating others.

Daddy It HurtsTHiS iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!!
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work

Im GoneWell see you later I'm going on Vacation. Won't be back until July 17th so Have fun My Cherrys, and don't forget to show the love. Love ya all Wizardary

That Is The TruthOkay, you got a little bruised in the process, but you've picked yourself up, dusted yourself off -- and to your great surprise, you're actually ready to start all over again. Isn't it amazing how resilient you are?
Boy is that horoscope right on the money. I'm just getting ready to start over and try again. But I know in my heart that this is the one that will last until my time is up on this earth!

Why Men Are Never DepressedHappy Men....
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about

SorryHello to all my friends Im writing this blog to say I am sorry if I led anybody on and hurt them I am huge cherry tap fan and love all the people I have met on here Ive made some really good friends that are fun to talk to.But my biggest thing is the jealousy of some of my fans I will tell you if I want more yes I am single and looking but Im not looking for a relationship from ct if it happens thats awesome if not its not going to break me I do have a crush on someone right now thats because shes awesome and I do really like her and if something comes from it that would rock lol but if not Im ok with just being her friend I try to show everybody equal luving and I am truely sorry if anybody feels neglected by me sorry to rant but its just been a bad day lol your friend Nick

Heidi Fleiss Rummaging Through Other People's Dirty LaundryI submitted an application over one year ago to her Stud Farm. . .no response, of course.. .
Ex-Hollywood Madam Opens Laundromat
By Associated Press
July 1 2007, 8:11 PM EDT
LAS VEGAS -- Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is diversifying, airing her Dirty Laundry in Nevada as she makes plans for a legal brothel for women.
Dirty Laundry is a 24-hour, coin-operated laundry -- 13 washers and 14 dryers -- the one-time leader of a high-priced ring of call girls to the stars is opening at a shopping center in Pahrump, west of Las Vegas.
Fleiss, who has become an avid collector of parrots and macaws since moving to Pahrump, said she decided to open the laundromat after the death of one of her pets, a macaw named Dalton.
"I had to force myself to do something," she told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. "Nothing in my 41 years -- nothing -- ever affected me like this."
Fleiss moved to Nye County in late 2005, after serving a jail term for running the prostitution ring

Public IntoxI can't stand pieces of shit that get drunk and then go out in public like stores and such. They stink like B.O., cigs, and alcohol. They are so fuckin stupid when you talk to them you just want to smack the crap out of them. If you need your alcohol that bad, stay the fuck home!

Karma And TantraRecently Joy was explaining Tantric Buddism to me while we were drinking beer and eating some tasty pizza (Northlake Tavern in Seattle).
To summarize:
Buddists work hard to fully understand that life is an illusion and to transcend out of the illusion.
Tantrists also know life as an illusion, but instead embrace and enjoy the illusion for what is has to teach.
An old Chinese friend of mine once explained Buddism to me this way (althoug he was actually explaining Karma):
A priest was sacrificing a goat, and the goat because to laugh loudly.
"Goat, why do you laugh?", said the priest. "I am about to kill you".
The goat continued laughing and said, "Because in my last life, I was you. In your next life you will be me".
And I realized a similar story-lesson about Tantra would be:
A priest was fucking a goat ...

So HappyI cried tears of pain and noone will ever hear me.
they will never see me.
they will never smell my fear.
my fear was that i will live alone and struggle to find myself a home.
a home in which i can play and cook.
except i see a woman.
a woman which makes me cry these tears now of joy.
ALONE, no I´m home!
finally I´m full circle
loved and treasured I feel whole

Enjoy Your Next Chinese Meal!A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise".
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the
wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she
briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back
down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again
the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.
Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies,
"Chicken Surprise."
You ' re going to love this....................
???..Keep going??????..
??????Ready?.........
Ah... so sorry," says the wai

This Is Just AwesomeAs we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You
will have your heart broken probably more than once and
it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so
remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight
with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things
an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast,
and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too
many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset
is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be
afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Woman's Vs Man's PoemWOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

All Abroad The Party Train Choo Chooiiif you don't have a drink when you get on no problem before the end of the nite you will thanks for getting on tell all your friends that the train pulls out EVERY thursday nite @ 7pm and we have to Be but to the real world by 12 mid nite So we can start the week off with a BANG
leave some love from carla
party to you fall out
love ya MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
headed to grown up cherry land

Lta....Isn't it sad when someone you know becomes SomeOne You Knew
and When Someone You Love becomes SomeOne You Hate....

Caught In Tha Act.. Omfg!!!!Green-eyed Bratt was caught having sex!
In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by your best friend!
'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

A Day On An AmbulanceMost nights are pretty quiet but about 2 weeks ago all hell broke loose. First we get a call to a frequent flyer who don't feel good, bull crap call, well as we are loading her we get a second call broken leg. Apperently the man fell down a hill and had been there for hours. Next we get a call for a child who hit her head. It left a preety good knot. Then we get an emergency call for an accident. The men had been out celebrating a birthday and had been drinking. One man walked away the two others didn't. One was cut up and bruised but the driver was unresponsive and died. I was glad for that night to end.

Caught In Tha Act.. Omfg!!!!Green-eyed Bratt was caught having sex!
In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by your best friend!
'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

Charlie The UnicornWell, thanks to my lovely cousin, Katie, I have stumbled upon Charlie...the unicorn...If you haven't met Charlie & his friends, I highly recommend you do so soon...It may make you feel a little dumber, but...yah, you should do it...
Just copy & paste the blasted link & check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

Are You Sure This Is July?I know what they always say about the British weather: it rains 13 months of the year. I've never understood that myself, because although it's never Caribbean weather in the summer, it's usually not too bad. Until now, that is...
It's about 8pm on 2nd July, and it looks like it could be midnight. There are big black clouds overhead, I can hear the rain lashing against my window and there's a cold breeze blowing through the house.
Now, normally, I don't mind this sort of weather. I much prefer to be too cold than too hot, because it's always easier to warm yourself up. But it's the second week of Wimbledon, the middle of the Twenty20 Cup (that's cricket for all you americans out there) and there's nothing more annoying for a sports fan than the immortal phrase "rained off."
Just yesterday I went to the Rose Bowl to watch Hampshire Hawks v Essex Eagles. It wasn't the best of days, but it didn't rain - there was just a very cold howling wind rattling through the stands. Play was

True""A womans heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man would need to go through him and have a realationship with him before her""

My Secret LoverI was twenty years old a dancer at a club and had never been with a woman before in my life.I met alot of girls there, but one stuck out in my mind because she was so sexy, graceful, and had a great rack. She was not your typical dancer she had class. She had the longest legs that pretty much made and ass out of them selves and a very sexy soft curvatious body. She had what I would call an hour glass figure with the softest skin and the most supple breasts. I would catch myself staring at her and I know she caught me doing it too. I couldn't help it all I could do was fantisize of having her legs wrapped around my head and me tasting her juices. She was all I could think about , it consumed my every thought.
Oneday I went in to work early and she was there too I was suprised because she was always late I guess she had the same idea in mind as I did to have enough time to get ready and not have to rush. we started talking about some of the shows we did and she asked me to do a shower

Always And NeverThis was my fate, giving in
To your lips, to your eyes
I should have known
It would come back to haunt me
Crooked smile, the reflection in your eyes
That shows my weakness for
Beautiful mistakes,
Something that I know you've seen before,
I'm not the first
Set the trap, I'm falling for it every time
I can't believe
Everyone knew from the start
This would come back to haunt me
I can't stand to see you now!
How could I ever trust you?
Take it back to the streets,
I'll start again
I'll never look back,
I'll never look back, back
How do you feel?
I bet you don't feel anything!
Don't have a heart attack
Don't have a heart attack
But I won't stop you
Flying high, razor blades make perfect lines,
On just about anything you want
Broken pores spill out, everything you want to say,
It shows my weakness for
Falling in love with
My wallowing despair that shines in black
It consumes me, I'll take it back
I'll build it back to what it was
I can't believe ev

Cookie Pets (for Those With Children)each child...
5 oreo cookies (divided)
1/4 cup ready to spread vanilla frosting
7 mini marshmallows
fruit rolls, shoestring licorice, assorted candies
1. stack 4 cookies together, secure with frosting, attach 4 mini marshmellows with frosting as 'paws'. secure remaining cookies on one end slightly higher up then the others as the 'head'. let dry 15 minutes.
2.decorate 'face' of pet with frosting, marshmellows and assorted candies, stand pet on its 'paws'
3. cut pieces of fruit roll for ears, and shoestring licorice for whiskers and tail,secure to pet with icing. place remaining marshmellows on end of tail. let dry 15 minutes.
these can be decorations on a table and then eaten after supper or they can be next day after school treats or these can be made at a birthday party and taken home at the end of it. enjoy them and make one for yourself. lol

Homies B-dayYep yesterday was my homies b-day yep Chad is 20 no longer a teen hehe pics of that party should be posted up really soon! And we have the 4th coming up woohoo wrestling show with my b/f as ref this should get interesting so much going on and in a few weeks yep that's right Blaze concert Woop! can't wait for that shit if it wasn't fresh enough for blaze to just pop out of nowhere on the tempest tour..So much shit going on this year couple more months until I'm 21 woohoo well all I know is I can't wait and it's going to be hella fresh..Yea! Gonna keep you guys posted as much as I can. Well Have a Good One Fuckers and hope you all have a good 4th of July don't get to fucked up and do go blowing off any of your body parts hehe...Have a good one bitches!

S.o.sOkay, I just want to say that I still have no idea how to work around on this site, Im getting better but my page is a little dull. Cant figure out how to get music on the page, or images..lol And now I have some strange type of music listings showing on the bottom left of the profile and I dont even know where I came from... If you think you can help ..please please do.. (especially with those music listings those can go..lol)

In A Span Of 50 Years....I remember a day when you didn't have to worry about the things you did or said......
See what 50 years will do:
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good

Okok guys i want your xsperties what picture should i put on my profile?

An IdiotHey Everybody, I hope everybody's good. I'm writing to tell everybody that there's an asshole out here that's posing as me, the name is LITTLE DJ. That's not me it's a KID that's mad because the person he wanted doesn't like him, she likes me. So, he's acting his age and he's fucking with me, so I don't know if he sends anything to the people on my friends list, if he did oncw again, it's not me. Also, he's teamed up with another idiot named sion, so watch out for that one, too. I'm sorry for this.

My Buddy ChristianCHRIS HAS BEEN ILL THIS IS HIS BLOG IF NO ONE HAS A CLUE ON WHATS GOING ON,PLEASE C-MAIL GET WELLS AND LETTERS TO HIM, I WANT HIM TO KNOW HE IS WELL LOVED HERE!
Just want to let everyone know what is going on with me health wise. You probably often see it says im sick. Well, I have been dealing with peritinitis, it sand infection of the lining of the stomach. People have died from it. I almost did. I spent 29 nights in Gi unit in Boston. Had 7 surgical procedures done to fix. I got peritinitis from a mistake made by a surgeon during a sugery. I still have infection in stomach now. Also, my heart has been acting weird, skipping, fluttering, palpitations. CVhest pain, shortness of breath, weak, dizzy. Blood pressure very high. Yes Ive been seeing docs. I have major signs of heart attack lol, but they say its not. But not sure what is going on. Ive been having mri, catscans, upper and lower gis, x rays etc. MY real father died at 44 with a tumor on his heart, i have all same signs as h

What A Beautiful Day! :)I just can't believe its July. I could take temps in the 70s with sun and no humidity all year long. This is PERFECT weather!
Not that much going on, busy with work, and David is here. yesterday we went to a local park and rented a boat and spent time floating around the huge lake they have there. I think I could do that every day too lol.
The side effects from the meds are getting less, so I must be getting used to them now. I have 1 more week to go on the prednisone. I also have an appt with the Dr in the morning to make sure its actually doing my ankle some good.
David wants to go see Transformers tonight. Not sure about that.. it is gonna be packed I bet.
Hope everyone has a happy safe holiday week!

PoemYou Caught Me in your musical webb
You're like a Song stuck in my head
A grand symphony of beautiful melodies
So Devine in their complexity
In this colorful webb of sound
A new light has been found
Sticky sweet, it clings to me
Now a simple melody
It pulls me closer one note at a time
Slowly I start losing my mind...
For in this simple melody
There Lies a horific tragady...
A lost song, and a broken voice
So dark, carless and course...
It moves like poison through my vains
Creeping, crawling making me insane...
Shall I be saved From This coaxing webb
or will I remain here to my fate
Lifeless and dead...
I srtuggle and fight to break free
From this now dark melody...
The more I fight, kick and scream
the tighter the grip it has on me...
How such a bright light can turn so dark
Leaves me to question what lies true in my heart....
I start to sink deeper with in me
Drug down by this inflected insanity..
My body goes limp, a shiver ,then col

A Dear Friend Has Passed To A Better PlaceI woke up this morning feeling rather good, until I recieved a E-MAIL about a dear friend,{adonis74} his name is Ken. He is on another site that I belong to and this is what i found.{Just lettiing you know that Ken (adonis74) passed away June 3Oth at 8.30pm. I'm trying to message all his friend here to let them know.
} I am having a rather sad day today. If there was anyone that could bring a smile to your face it was always Ken.He never ask for anything in return just was always there to say kind words and place that smile on your face.I take it kinda hard when I lose a friend like that so I may not be on-line or talk to much if I am.
REST IN PEACE KEN, YOU WERE ONE OF A KIND

Best Smile ContestCould use some help w/ some comment bombing for best smile:
(click on photo)

Fourth Of July Weekend....This weekend was fun! Me and the kids decided to help my best friend move the rest of her stuff out of her storage unit/well, actually, it was just us adults..lol. The kids rode along in the truck while we headed up to souix city. Our friend, Daniel, who will be leaving for Iraq in about three months also helped with the move. There were 4 kids this weekend; my two and my bf 2 kids. She has a boy and girl too. So the boys, rode with Danial in the truck and the girls rode with us in the car. It took us like almost 2 hours to get to Souix City but we had snacks and drinks for the kids along the way and some of them took small naps.
Later on, after we got relaxed and such and everything was put away and taken out of the truck...the kids got to run thru the sprinklers and have a water balloon fight. What a mess that was! Then it was lunch time. We had another nice cook out. As it was 4th of July weekend, and in prob another two weeks the kids will not get to see eachother...we had to gi

Sometimes It Is Hard..Sometimes doing what I do can be rewarding, sometimes difficult. My patient, baby E.C. was born without a heart rate, and wasn't breathing for 12 minutes.. Altough doctors and nurses got his heart beating again, he is not going to live. One of the most difficult things to do as a nurse is to be able to be there for the parents when their child is going to die, to comfort them... And it is important to let them hold their baby, no matter how many iv lines or tubes the baby has.. The thing that keeps me going is beliving that once they are gone, they go to heaven with the angels.. And the good stories of babies surviving and going home outweigh the bad..

Have I Ever?Have I ever told you
that if I sit really still and silent,
sometimes. I like to think
I can hear your heart beating
in time with mine?
Have I ever told you
that when I watch you speak to me
through lines and cords,
and bytes and ram,
I imagine
your voice,
whispering into my ear?
Have I ever told you
that I wait out each day
in anticipation,
wanting
only an hour or two,
just a second in space and time,
to feel close to you?
Have I ever told you
that there has been times,
when I ached for you,
ached for you so badly,
that the emotions overwhelmed me..
and so I sat and cried?
Have I ever told you
that sometimes,
I will reach out,
touching your name
on this cold screen before me,
wishing
I could reach in
and pull you to me?
Have I ever told you
that after the first time I heard
the sound of your voice,
thousands of miles away,
I sat up all night,
turning the conversation over and over
in my mind,
examining it,
like some newly discovered s

Horoscope For TodayDaily Horoscope: Scorpio
For July 2,2007
Okay, you got a little bruised in the process, but you've picked yourself up, dusted yourself off -- and to your great surprise, you're actually ready to start all over again. Isn't it amazing how resilient you are?
How true is that. I am starting all over again.

What A Fuckin Trip Wow!K, so first off i disapperaed yea, we had a tornedo touched down on our cop shop *dances* the file room got leaked in *YAYAYA* umm anyways, cable was out pretty much all over the east kootnies till just this morning...if you saw anything on the news. let me know where to find it! My brother in law saw our mom's house from the helicopter view LOL
Wed morning is comin soon too...wheee, so i'll be back home like next mon-tues but no idea when i'll be able to be sittin online...
Laters all enjoy your July 4th...I'll be in surgery for it...Thanks for everyone and their canada day celebration stuffs..

I Always Did Hate UnderclassmenI was on myspace just now checking to see if any people from my high school signed up. my year of course, and i just had to wade through about 85 16 year old underclassmen who decided it would be cute to put themselves in our year.
GOD I HATE CHILDREN.

Goddamnit.I find my sisters cam so I can take pics and put em up, and i get like, maybe two? then the batteries die.
better yet, i search the whole damn house and everything here takes triple A batts. I need double A's. i even discovered her naughty drawer looking for them. *pukes*
anyway. i think this USB cable will charge it, but after that I don't know how to get them on here! fuckin A.

OddSo my Ex suddenly started talking to me today. It was quite surprising as I have not had a word from him in nearly two months. What surprised me more however was how little I cared.
Normally when I speak to someone I've cared deeply about in the past I end up feeling as though someone just punched me in the stomach and become rather agitated and upset.
I am in close touch with an ex of mine(or more specifically am in touch on and off wiht him) and have been for the past year and I always feel at least vaguely disturbed when I hear from him. I'm always ready to talk and wanting to know about his well being.
However When billy contacted me clearly acting as though he wanted me to hear his sorrows and comfort him. I found I didn't care in the least. I was in fact a little brutal in telling him so.
I expected at least to feel a great deal of hatred toward him but found that I had none instead I felt a sort of disinterested disregaurd and a mild annoyance at having been bothered by h

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By Request, Kinda...An older draft of Chapter 1 of Godspeed...
Most people aren't surprised when I tell them that the first time I encountered God was in Cell 110, Cell Block B of the Attica State Correctional Facility in New York. A lot of people find God when they're in prison because without hope or faith, they wouldn't be able to deal with the violence and indignity that confronts them every day. Some of them find God; some of them find God and call Him, Allah. Mostly, they find God because if they don't, they will find themselves alone; and in prison, alone is the worst thing to be. It really doesn't make a difference why they found God or what they call Him, because at least until the end of their sentence, they believe. How long the faith stays with them on the outside is another story.
The second time I encountered God was in saloon on the outskirts of San Diego, California after ending up on the short end of a barroom brawl and having a twelve-gauge shotgun pointed in my face. A lot of

Wow!!!Ok i am not sure who this person is or why they are going around ripping peoples pictures.But this sux cause now some of the nice people on here are talking about deleating there accounts and leaving ct because of it.I will not let some sad lonely looser chase me from ct just because they feel the need to steal other peoples pictures and use them in a bad way..I mean seriously why give them what they want??There are more nice people on ct than there are people like this a**hole.Have a nice day but beware of this person.I blocked them!You might want to as well.
BAND OF BROTHERS@ CherryTAP

Take Oversso ladies and gentlemen answer me this. how come a chick can have all kinds of guy friends and a guy cant have a friend that is a girl? Is it that really that big a deal. Keep in mind ladies your dude has a friend that is a girl because you have probably been in his life a whole 6 months and you think you are his mother i mean come on.

German Farmer's Breakfastlarge potatoes, skinned and quartered lengthwise
3 Tbsp bacon fat or olive oil
2 cups roughly chopped green and white onions (include the greens from the green onions)
2 cups roughly chopped bell peppers
Salt to taste
1-2 cups chopped ham
1/4 cup chopped parsley
4 eggs, whisked
Mom, preparing the potatoes, vegetables, and ham
1 Boil the potatoes in a saucepan of lightly salted water for 10-15 minutes until just cooked (test for doneness). Drain, rinse with cold water to cool. Cut into 1-inch squares. Set aside.
2 Heat 2 Tbsp bacon fat (or olive oil) in a large skillet on medium high heat. Add the onions and chopped bell peppers. Increase the heat to high. Brown the onions and bell peppers, stirring frequently, about 2-3 minutes.
3 Push the vegetables to the side of the pan, add the potatoes and another Tbsp of bacon fat (or olive oil) to the pan. Brown the potatoes for about 2 minutes, stirring frequently. Sprinkle on salt to taste as you cook. Add the ham to t

Increase LibidoGreeting's Friends,
This is a article I received from a dear friend of mine. She asked me to post it here for all of you. I would like to enforce my concern again with preforming any kind of spells to "Please take precaution". Do not try this in any way if you are not connected to the craft. I have had no need to try this spell so I have no idea how or if it works. But If it does work for someone AWESOME, Please let me know, for my future students.
Lastly, "I have no responsibility to this in any way shape or form". So please do not come to me if it doesn't work or works wrong for I'm not the one preforming it. Please take Caution, Read it Carefully, Follow the directions to a tee..
Thank you and Enjoy....
Blessed BE!
Sweetdrifter

Chicken Marsala With Pancetta And CreamPreparation time 20 minutes.
This is one of my dad's favorite recipes, though we usually substitute sliced ham for the pancetta and sometimes dry vermouth for the Marsala.
Olive oil
2 oz pancetta (about a 1/4 inch thick slice), cut into a 1/4 inch dice
Flour for dredging (about 1/2 cup)
4 thin chicken breast cutlets, about 1/2 lb
Coarse salt
Freshly ground black pepper, preferably on the coarse side
1/2 cup dry Marsala wine
2 to 4 Tbsp heavy cream
Minced fresh flat-leaf parsley (optional)
Coat a large skillet lightly with olive oil and set it over medium high heat. Add the pancetta and cook until just crip and lightly browned. Remove with a slotted spoon - leave the fat in the pan - and set aside.
Put the flour on a plate. Pat the cutlets dry. Season them on both sides lightly with salt and amply with pepper. Heat the skillet with the pancetta fat over medium high. Add more olive oil, if needed, to get about 2 Tbsp of fat in the pan.
When the fat is hot, dredge a

6 Feet Under In Roswell New Mexico7/2/2007
Hello Readers:
As always I am trying my best by "harassing" you to pay attention to my
predictions and build enough Cosmic Consciousness to understand and
accordingly use the "Cosmic Code" at your advantage. Back in June the 12th I gave a series of dates to George Noory on Coast To Coast.
Click here
July 2007: +2nd 2007 is one of them where the keywords once more spoke for themselves pertaining to the current news.
Here are the keywords for the next few days. I am also expecting more
explosions, earthquakes and shocking news until the next date of July 13th.
(+) Cosmos News/Nuke/Weird news /Surprises/Explosions/Shocking news/
Earthquakes/Volcanoes/Tornadoes/ NASA/Aeronautics/UFO.
1) UFO NEWS - Art Bell shows on the UFO crash in Roswell. Roswell aliens
theory revived by deathbed confession.
Click here
Results: "oh yes, it was real after all ..." But I know this to be a fact
since 1956 when they started to bug me in my bedroom. After 4 soli

Why I Rarely Visit Profiles...Some people just don't know what the fuck a stash is for.
I mean, some of the pages I go to would literally be some 20ft long if you printed them out on a4 paper. Just miles and fucking miles of images and videos, etc.
STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT.
Does anyone really need 4 different slideshows and five different types of guest books and maps? Is it really necessary to have a picture of everyone you've ever known and met listed on your profile?
STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT.
Also - autoplay shit on your profile? Fuck off with that shit. I'm listening to music and go on to your page and get fuckin blasted by two tunes at once.
STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT.
Also - fucking sparkling flashing all singing all dancing epileptic fit inducing skins? Thank fuck there's an option to view profiles as CT default.
STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT.
I mean, your main profile page, your home page should real

Engineer RobsonEngineer Robson
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Date: 2006-09-25, 1:20PM EDT
I recently got a very exciting email through MySpace from a very nice man in Nigeria named Engineer Robson Jones. In his profile he writes "i am engineer robson jones an a construction engineer and i will like to meet my soil meat and i am a gooding man esry going and i have trust in god". He sounded like an intelligent man with a plan for him and I to make a lot of money together. Here is our email correspondence:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: egineer robson
Date: Feb 24, 2006 03:01 PM
Please accept my apology for contacting you this way which was due to the urgency of my request I am rather in a very precarious situation that warrants my talking very little till I confirm our buisness relationship.
If it is money please that would be no problem, I just need to know you have the capacity to handle large fund

Purpose Of This Blog.This blog will contain a list of people that have blocked me for no apparent reason at all. If you don't want to end up on here when you block me, tell me why. If you see yourself on here and want to be removed, tell me why you blocked me in an email (the system still lets you do that, apparently)
I do not hold a grudge, and when I recieve the explanation you will be removed from it with no retalliation. I only retalliate against downraters. :)

Okay, Um Help?Convo between me and fucker. (Ruby)
Can anyone answer the question for me?!
->Ruby Cairo...: Hence my question.
->Ruby Cairo...: Cat and Kitty do not.
->Ruby Cairo...: they both start with the same letter retard.
Ruby Cairo...: ok, well then if the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of house hice?
->Ruby Cairo...: :D
->Ruby Cairo...: HEY. EFF OFF. it's a legitimate question!
Ruby Cairo...: wow! you are bored!
->Ruby Cairo...: so why the hell is cat spelled with a C but kitty and kitties with a K?
Ruby Cairo...: yup yup!

A Crappy Day..Well it hasn't been the best of days to say the least.
Not going to go in detail about certain things with this place but anyway had a voicemail from my wife this morning when I got up, letting me know her grandmother (who practically raised her) had passed away last night. Fortunately they were all able to see her beforehand. She was one of my biggest critics but had been ill for some time now. Megan was expecting it but my heart still goes out to her and the kids. It was especially hard to talk to my daughter this morning as at age 7, she knows what is going on and this was the first person to pass away that she was close to. She commented that Grandma was in a lot of pain and so they removed the tubes and she died shortly thereafter. I think that is the hardest thing to think about..
Then when I went to leave for work, unbeknownst to me, there was like an anti-theft mechanism that the manual didn't cover and I was unable to get the truck started. Finally I called assistance

From My Heartwhen will this emptiness be filled?
when will my sadness go away?
when when i sleep without dreaming of dying?
when will i stop crying when no one is looking?
hiding what i am feeling
pretending to be happy when i am not
trying to please everyone around me
when will breathing stop feeling like a burden instead of a joy?
when will gods angels come take me away to heaven?

People Ask Why I Have A Foot Fetishi'm often asked how i came to love feet so much. Every person that has a fetish, has their own way it formed, and many don't know why. But i do remember how mine began.
It was in the 3rd grade, i had a very strict teacher, but as strict as she was, she was also beautiful and fashionable. High heeled, open toed shoes were the fashion and she wore them often. A few times a week, she would gather us together in the back of the room for story time. She would sit on a stool and read us a story, while we all sat on the floor at her feet. i remember eventually getting bored with the story, and just looking at her toenails. i'd just watch them, they weren't doing tricks or anything of course, but for some reason they really fascinated me. i remember how disappointed i was when her sandals turned to boots for the winter, and how it just wasn't the same to stare at her boots.
By the end of the year, i was not only looking at her toenails, but other teacher's toenails as well, and co

Great Riddle!if you figure out the answer to this riddle message it to me, i wanna see who gets it right first.
here is the riddle,......
What is bigger than God,more evil than Satan,the poor have it,the rich need it, and can be found in an empty room?

JokeA husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.
It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and decides to do it.
He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw....I will give you another $10 if you show me both at the same time".
She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by". He answers "Great did he leave the $20 he owed me"

Please Understand MePlease understand me
you don't know how I feel.
Please understand me
so my pain can heal.
You push me away
not knowing what I need,
You push me away
and my heart bleeds.
You push me away
too confused to hear,
You push me away
for your world is clear.
Into a haze I suddenly seep,
now I will go and weep.
Deep in my heart, I sadly plea,
because nobody ever understands me.
So all I ask is just listen and you'll see
that nobody ever understands me.

JokeA husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.
It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and decides to do it.
He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw....I will give you another $10 if you show me both at the same time".
She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by". He answers "Great did he leave the $20 he owed me"

JokeA husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.
It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and decides to do it.
He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw....I will give you another $10 if you show me both at the same time".
She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by". He answers "Great did he leave the $20 he owed me"

JokeA husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.
It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and decides to do it.
He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw....I will give you another $10 if you show me both at the same time".
She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by". He answers "Great did he leave the $20 he owed me"

Wrong Emails Address((read))A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel
where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.
Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate
their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolisand flew to
Florida
on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was
a
computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her E-mail address,
and
without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.
Meanwhile . Somewhere in Houston... A widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
after suffering a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her E-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and frien

QuoteSon, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Other

I Take A Deep Breathe!im not very good with words and feelings but i have so many thoughts!
In Feb 2007 i made Club Fantasia shortly after making the lounge i met someone on ct which no names will be mentioned but most of you know....Well for so long i held back feelings that maybe i shouldnt have Im sure we all do it tho...But anyway a short time later him and i started talking and he became my life, I would have done anything for him he was my smile,my best friend I truely can say i felt loved for the very first time in my life,i wanted to give him so much and share so much with him, i wanted my life to end with him holding me.Well unfortunately 2 weeks ago my life changed and he no longer wants to fill the dreams we wanted to share and now i need to find away to move on. When you truly love someone does that love ever go away? Cause i cant seem to stop loving him no matter what i do something reminds me of the time we spent together, he has my heart, the pain i feel everyday,well lets just say if i

Hiding Behind The MaskHiding behind the mask
Hiding from the world, she takes off the mask,
thankful to be alone at last.
when out in the world, she pretends to be glad,
although deep inside she is very sad.
she puts on a mask so her fear won't show,
wishing time would hurry so she could go.
she looks at everyone and just smiles,
she's been hiding behind the mask quite awhile.
afraid to tell her true feelings because she is scared,
to do something different that no one else has dared.
she wonders why people are so hateful and mean,
nobody knows what she has seen.
going back home now, she takes off the mask,
thankful once to again to be alone at last.

Hiding Behind The MaskHiding behind the mask
Hiding from the world, she takes off the mask,
thankful to be alone at last.
when out in the world, she pretends to be glad,
although deep inside she is very sad.
she puts on a mask so her fear won't show,
wishing time would hurry so she could go.
she looks at everyone and just smiles,
she's been hiding behind the mask quite awhile.
afraid to tell her true feelings because she is scared,
to do something different that no one else has dared.
she wonders why people are so hateful and mean,
nobody knows what she has seen.
going back home now, she takes off the mask,
thankful once to again to be alone at last.

All My Personal Pics Are Now Private (for Friends Only) This Is Why..........It seems i have an INSANE stalker who not only ripped all my pics but opened a profile here AND even had MY salutes approved for his/her own use. This freak even included NSFW pics of someone naked and engaged in sex acts. I have never nor will i ever get naked on the internet. Those pics were not of me. I was lucky to stumble upon it while i was in the "Im bored" section. (Imagine my shock) He/she copied my background, blogs and about me to a perfect twin.
A lil scarey i must say...i don't know who it is and the profile has since disappeared but to save myself anymore grief i closed all personal pics of me and made them friends only. I realize he/she could add themselves and do it all over again, but due to this situation i will be adding friends alot more carefully from now on.
Thanks for your understanding and support!!
Amanda x0x0x0x

Tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Is My Pookie's Bday!!!!!!
She's been my BFF since I was 18 years old.
Be sure to show her love for her bday! :)
HellzAngel ~ The Little Evil That Could@ CherryTAP

For You...we Suffer...lmaoSO MONDAYS SUCK BUT THIS WILL SURELY GET YOU LAUGHING.....SERIOUSLY, THE THINGS US WOMEN GO THROUGH TO BE BEAUTIFUL...LOL. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GRAB SOME KLEENEX YOU'LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD. =)
Ok so….
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...
My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, talked with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should get the wax out of the medicine cabinet? So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off? No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out...YA THINK!!

I Need Some BombersI am sure she is a friend of all of ours so when you have time please come help her out ty..here is the link to her contest.it is Just meeee is who i am talking about..
love ya all....

DamnI have a new addiction, and its called cherry TAP. This place is awesome, I dig it. It moves alot quicker than I had expected and the people are incredibly nice.
I dont think I am ever going to leave.
hehe

Area 51 Fetish NightSo Saturday I *finally* made it to Fetish night. I had a blast. . .I'll admit the evening started out rather slowly but after enough boredom set in for me to act outside my usual stoic nature I had quite the blast. I cage danced. . .No really in a cage there was dancing. I even managed to do it without laughing so that was fun.
The best part however was that unlike my usual club experiances I was not left to the mercy of my group of friends as dance partners. No indeed!
I actually spent most of the evening dancing with a rather handsome boy who asked me to dance.
I don't imagine I'll hear from him again unless I go back to Area but he was most agreeable company for the evening and I had buckets of fun. All in all I'm still in a delightful mood despite all ensueing drama as the evening drew to a close.
Though I have to say spending the whole night dancing in heels has some definate disadvantages my legs felt like jello the next day while I was taking my usual walk.

SpiritismMy front yard, I'm proud of the flowers from seeds I'am grew this year!
I’m going to talk about a sensitive topic, SPIRITISM, I have my beliefs and share them with few!
But what I want to share today is my nephews Indian heredity. We build a small sweat lodge in my backyard; and it’s great! We have a pit where we have a huge fire, surrounded by rocks and we put granite rock inside the fire. We taken limbs, tied them together with prayer ties and we have a deep pit in the middle. We take the rocks from the fire, after they’ve heated long enough, and place them in the pit. We have a tarp over our limbs, place a bucket of water in the lodge, and smug ourselves before we go in, we chant as we enter, and then we sit there pouring water over the stones and sweat.
It is very purifying! You feel as though your lost in your our wonderful world. When the rocks get cold and don’t sizzle with the water any more, you replace them with more. I Highly recommend everyone to try it.

Couples Love HoroscopeWhen you and your sweetheart put your heads together, you accomplish not twice as much, but four times as much. You're yin and yang, innocence and experience, wisdom and folly, but you take turns playing each role.

Excuses Vs ReasonsWriters block
Is a misnomer
There is always
Something to say
Lovely can be lonely
If the letters
Get in the way
If you sign a check
You have written
It is not that big
A deal
The only thing
That is difficult
Is writing what
You feel
Everyone is a writer
Not doing it
Does not mean you’re blocked
Sometimes instead of
Scribbling
You just get it out
When you talk

Another Song Hehe.Our love is unconditional
We knew it from the start
I see it in your eyes
You can feel it from my heart
From here on after
Let's stay the way we are right now
And share all the love and laughter
That a lifetime will allow
Chorus:
I cross my heart
And promise too
Give all I've got to give
To make all your dreams come true
In all the world
You'll never find
A love as true as mine
You will always be the miracle
That makes my life complete
And as long as there's a breath in me
I'll make yours just as sweet
As we look into the future
It's as far as we can see
So let's make each tomorrow
Be the best that it can be
Chorus
And if along the way we find a day
It starts to storm
You've got the promise of my love
To keep you warm
In all the world
You'll never find
A love as true as mine
A love as true as mine

Just Like Heavenshow me
show me
show me
how you do that trick
the one that makes me scream
she said
the one that makes me laugh
she said
and threw her arms around my neck
show me how you do it
and i promise you
i promise that i'll run away with you
i'll run away with you
spinning on that dizzy edge
i kissed her face and kissed her head
and dreamed of all the different ways i had
to make her glow
why are you so far away?
she said
why won't you ever know that i'm in love with you?
that i'm in love with you?
you
soft and only
you
lost and lonely
you
strange as angels
dancing in the deepest oceans
twisting in the water
you're just like a dream...
you're just like a dream...
daylight licked me into shape
i must have been asleep for days
and moving lips to breathe her name
i opened up my eyes
and found myself alone
alone
alone
above a raging sea
that stole the only girl i loved
and drowned her deep inside of me
you
soft and only
you
lost and lonely
you

Scope-y Scope-yMake the most of the opportunities that come your way, both in love and in business. Some of them might be on the unusual side. Before you say no, consider the possibilities -- the outcome could be terrific!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that's all i have to say about that.

A Girls PrayerHoly mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
Amen!

Bulletin Abuse: RevisitedOn January 12, 2007, I posted a blog entry called "Bulletin Abuse". It was a standard Scott-rant about how annoyed I am at useless bulletins.
Lately, and sadly, it hasn't improved, and the users who repost have the nerve to be offended when you call them on it.
The latest cross-section of posted idiocy, other than my blogs, in some people's opinions, includes (the subjects have been slightly modified to protect the guilty):
"Downrater!"
"If We Had Sex..."
"Someone on your list wants to bang you - repost to find out who"
"Generic Child Abuse Post" (e.g. "Daddy, it hurts")
"Fake ass friends"
"Block this pervert" or "Don't add this guy to your list"
"Booty-call/Husband/Wife/Boyfriend/Girlfriend application"
"'Generic Dying Kid B' needs your prayers"
"This profile is fake"
Naturally, the posters include the obligatory statement "repost or accept some negative consequence." These consequences include, but aren't limited to: a bad future sex life, unpopularity among t

To Live With A GoalTo live with a goal
A light at the end of the tunnel
Purposes revealed
This is Hope!
To be without self-pity
Forge ahead for living
Savor life's rich rewards
Remember your Hope!
Listen to other's problems
Show life's rich rewards
Give others your trust and feelings
Pass on Hope!
Think fondly of fellow people
Make amends for past wrongs
Keep the light of lights in your heart
Never forget Hope!!!

Chained RockChained Rock
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/geo/showMap.php?attractionNo=531
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php?tip_AttractionNo==531
Just south of Pineville,Ky. in the Pine Mountain State Park is a Ride that is another Must ride in southern Kentucky.
You turn off Ky. Highway 25 approximately 5 miles south of downtown Pineville to ride up a two lane paved road that is so curvy that as they say down here so curved you can spit and hit yourself. Its a steep ride for a few miles up the mountain where you will fined several really nice picnic areas along the way.
It’s a very slow ride up the mountain as its very steep and very curvy but the views along the way are spectacular as you round curves to see mile after mile of mountain ranges out to the horizon.
When you get to the top there is a parking area with a railed overlook looking over the town of Pineville. From there you can take a well laid out trail that is a bit on the tough side for us older

Little Shepard’s TrailLittle Shepard’s Trail
http://www.kingdomcome.org/maps/kcsp.html
Near Whitesburg ,Ky, this run is one of the Must Ride roads in the area.
The trail is in the Kingdom Come's State Park which also has many scenic areas worth the trip. Little Shepherd Trail is a 38-mile narrow road on top of Pine Mountain. The Trail, or Kentucky Highway 1679, clings to the southern edge of Pine Mountain's crest from the intersection of US 421 at this location to US 119 south of Whitesburg. This serpentine route twists though numerous refreshing overlooks and massive, spine-like rock out-croppings, termed "Hogbacks." Rhododendron and mountain laurel bloom profusely in craggy exposures.
This route is not for the faint of heart. It’s a very narrow one lane paved road that has switch back curves that wind around and over many peeks. At the top is an old park area that has been abandoned with a large roofed cabana to get out of the weather, but it has 100’s of bullet holes from people popin rou

Daily Horoscope: VirgoThank goodness for people like you. You always have something up your sleeve, even when it comes to a situation that seems like a dead end. Once this is over, pat yourself on the back -- repeatedly.

Introduction To RidesHello Folks… This is Blog about rides I’ve taken and over time I will write about roads, trails and areas I’ve ridden so other can make the run when they pass through. I have been asked many times about where I suggest riding when passing through areas so this blog set will be where I will put any info about sites, local color, watering holes and other info I can gather. I will also put up photos in my photo space as I gain photo space, and actually remember to take one of my cameras with me. I tend to go for rides without planning and just get lost so I will be writing about some places that most never run across unless you’re a local. When possible I will check the net to see if info is available and put links to get more info. Hope this helps when passing through the areas and always feel free to drop me a note if you plan a ride through the mountains down here and I may be able to give you some heads up on places to go, places to stop for grub, and warnings of stuff to watch ou

Funny Quotes"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
"Your services might be as useful as a barber’s shop on the steps of a guillotine."

No State Charges In Benoit CaseMonday July 2, 11:27 am ET
By Harry R. Weber, Associated Press Writer
DA Says No State Charges in Chris Benoit Probe for Now, Fed Probe Ongoing
ATLANTA (AP) -- The state prosecutor in the Chris Benoit investigation said Monday he has no plans to file criminal charges in the case, but whether the federal government does is an open question.
"From our standpoint, I have no reason to believe there will be any criminal charges at the current time," Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told The Associated Press. "What the federal government is going to do, it will be up to them."
A spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's office declined to say Monday if any charges were planned.
Federal drug agents have taken over the probe into whether the pro wrestler's personal physician, Dr. Phil Astin, improperly prescribed testosterone and other drugs to Benoit before he killed his wife and son and committed suicide in his suburban Atlanta home last month. Ballard and sheriff's offi

Apple Chicken Quesadilla4 Flour tortillas (approximately 8-inches wide)
1 cup cooked, shredded or chopped, chicken meat
1/4 lb cheddar or Monterey jack cheese, sliced or grated
1 apple, sliced
1/4 cup salsa
1 Heat a large skillet on medium high heat. Place one tortilla in the skillet. Flip it a couple of times with a spatula, then let it sit in the pan heating up until air pockets form and parts of the tortilla begin to puff up. Flip it again.
2 Place cheese slices on half of the tortilla, at least 1/2-inch from the edge of the tortilla. Add chicken pieces on top of the cheese. Fold the tortilla over like an omelette, and press down on the folded tortilla with the spatula. Lower the heat to medium. At this point, if you have enough room in your skillet, you can add a second tortilla to the pan to begin to heat it up.
3 When the cheese inside the quesadilla has melted, remove the quesadilla to a cutting board. Open it wide and layer on apple slices and salsa. Fold the tortilla back again

Brothers In BloodTo my brother Jerry
In my darkest hour with my soul devoured, Rise and fight defend our tower. Inflict the wrath brothers, Side by side we fight and conquer. Just another victem lost in the night. Drag our souls in the evilist of mud, fight for that wich we love. Determend not to fall, the writtings on the wall. Heeding our masters call. So many times we have been here before, crushing down our enemeis door. The bond of Blood can not be broken, The Brothers in Blood have spoken. Choose not to hear our words and cary on, Your life is in danger ,you dont have very long. So come our puppets once and for all, hear our screams Blood Brothers call...............Night Shadows LLP Copywrite2006

Asas you can see i had to delete my nsfw folder cause i wanted to put more pic up they will be back on hopefully soon

Welcome To The Adrenaline Family!DJ Diddy is now ON AIR in one of the HOTTEST lounges on CT! Turn It Up & Get It PuMpIn as you listen to the sounds of ADRENALINE Radio and meet some kick ass people!
Click on the pic below to go to the lounge!
Dj Diddy... DO IT DIDDY!

Distant Dreams"Distant Dreams" for my good freind Rock Steady be Ready
Paint your soul, let me know!. Give me a taste I wont endulge. Let me read your dreams and construct a plan. Feelings layed out with the stroke of your hand. Splattered colors fused to desire, your future plans you conspire. Your future is what makes you unique, Everyone will bow at your feet. Sights set on a different place, your wicked soul I embrace. To be remembered dont mean much, servants longing for your icy touch. Go and build your empire, Mistress of Fire. These are my words unto u, May it bring fullfilment in whatever you do......................Night Shadows LLP Copywrite2006

Mom's Pasta Primavera4 cups of mixed vegetables, for example:
1 carrot, peeled and cut into 2x1/2-inch strips
1 medium zucchini, sliced into 1/4-inch slices
1/2 small eggplant, sliced into 1/4-inch slices
1/2 red onion, sliced into 1/4-inch slices
1/2 bell pepper, any color, cut into thin strips
3 Tbsp olive oil
Salt and pepper
1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning or herbes de Provence
A sprinkling of garlic salt
1/4 cup of spaghetti, marinara, or tomato sauce
1 pint of cherry tomatoes, halved
1/2 pound pasta (use rice pasta for wheat-free version)
Grated Parmesan optional
pasta-primavera-
1 Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil (for your pasta).
2 Heat oil in a large skillet on medium high heat. Add the vegetables, stir to coat with oil. Cook for about 10 minutes, stirring only occasionally, until vegetables are just cooked. Turn off heat, but let pan stay on the burner.
3 While you are cooking the vegetables, add the dry pasta to the boiling water and follow the cooking instruc

Incomplete SoulHere I sit and wonder why, when we have problems I look to the sky. Hoping somewhere up there I'll find the answers, but I never get any replys. My heart aches with infinate pain, In my blue sky it always rains. There's got to be a better way, I still have hope thats why I pray. There's got to be that perfect mortal out there for me, Its all in the way it comes to be. Can't find the darkest utters to say, beautiful, wicked women come my way. Drunk with such misery, now I'm sober, I'll share my soul with you a thousand times over. I f your out there please creep my way, With you forever, together we'll slay. If blood is enough, I'm your King, I'll give unto you everything. I'm not complete without my Queen, The world is ours that I've seen. Come find me and I'll be with you till dust, forever in our bond I will trust. I will spread through you like an infection, just branch out in any direction. Your heart in my hand I will soon have, to love you sevenfold, you will never b

Clownz Will Eat Me!!!!!!!Alone at midnight no one in sight, As I lay in bed gripping my pillow tight. As I close my eyes and try not to fret, I let out my air and take a deep breath. Try not to think of what might be, can't go to sleep Clowns will eat me!. A wicked soul with a painted face,lauhging and looking for a taste. Must stay awake please let me be, can't go to sleep Clowns will eat me! As I doze off my dreams filled with bliss, interupted by the Wicked Clowns kiss. He takes my hand and guides me to Haties, where dead souls and flesh look like red gravy. I tremble inside with great fear, crying and screaming "get me out of here!". I wake up in a bloody pool of sweat, not knowing what might be comming next. I get up gingerly and take a look around, nothing to me here but blood on the ground. Nothing in my room seems out of place, I go back to bed everything erased. Now back to sleep again feeling free, cant go to sleep Clowns will eat me!.....................................Night Shadows LLP Co

TestCould use some help w/ some comment bombing for best smile:
(click on photo)

Soul PredatersAt dusks firery goodbye the light now dims, Into an ocean of blood my soul it swims. Trying to get back what I'v lost, I'll do anything at any cost. The tides of fear they pull me in, and the swells of blood drench my skin. The taste is so very bitter sweet, like slices from razors so very neat. My soul is now not my own, burning black hands they tear a hole. Spiritual suicide a nice thought to me, the only solution that could be. Ripped between the evil that I bestow, and the only thing that I'll ever know. Growing weaker now with every sense I feel, looking for another soul to steel. My soul is much farther than salvation, its not the end its not revelation. Soul searching now is my only solution, make my way through all this polution. I reach way down deep inside of me, try to save what I can see. Blinded by pride I make my deselate way, through raging hate and vengeful spite I surely pay. Judgement on me will soon come to pass, I need a soul I need one fast. So when y

After Some Friends Thats Allhello folks since finding cherry tap I have become addicted , I have met some really great people whom I love talking to , but there is a few nutters out there so here goes , Im only looking for friends male and female although Im single Im not here looking for sex ,or swap dirty photos or do things on webcam so I hope this has cleared a few things up . to all of you though that have take the time to look over my page I wish you happiness and luck in all that you do in life . come by and have a chat or leave a message and I will get back to you till then byeeeeee
Oss X

Correct Me If I Am WrongDoes it seem like you always see the same CTERS scrolling along the top of your Ct screen, cause I certainly am today :/

1 The Endless SeaI know a girl born on the same day as Iggy Pop.
She has his attitude and also has made the same choice that Iggy took in 1976.
And since Iggy has reformed the Stooges it is time to look into the period between 1971 and 2003.
The lost period.
Is it possible for someone like Iggy to become mainstream?
Actually I don't think so. But on the other hand, without any connection to what the decent people regard as good and nice no one would bother to listen to him.
That was the case as early as 1969 when Nico and Cale took him under his wings.
Oh baby, what a place to be
In the service of the bourgeoisie
Where can my believers be
I wanna jump into the endless sea
This means: When you are too far out to become liked by anyone you are in a danger of becoming the favourite of the persons that rules the people who condemned you in the first place. Then you are allowed to play their clown, you become liked by the masses, and you even have the possibility to become near the the d

Spiritual CleansingSo many times I've heard my name, echo's of madness, I'm not insane!. Feels like dead are pulling me under, if they had a reason this I wonder?. Scorched and torn as I pull myself up, wondering if savations enough?Through the worm holes of Hell I scower around, cant beleive this evil that I've found!. The screams of the damned peirce my ears, pulling from my soul, every fear. Whispers of the Reapers soul, Takers of life let me know. When is my journey going to end?, I swallow this thought again and again. To many times I've been here before, repenting my sins, knees on the floor. My fate creeps closer with every day, Sins of the Father, I must pay!. Cleansing my soul, a spiritual fight, the demons resist with all their might. They will not let go of my battered soul, ripping and tearing, letting me know. The Lamb of Gods revenge, no princapality will tame. I cast the wretched swine out in Yawehs name...........................................Night Shadows LLP Copywrite20

Helpanybody out there that is good w.this cherrytap thing! help me ha!

Mistress Of FireAs the mists rise fro the sea so shall your pain, seek not what you know but what u can gain. Taken with the swiftness of night, together we shall stand and fight. Suffer unto me all your sorrow, This void in ur soul so hollow. Minutes seem like days when Mistress of Fire rides, now is your time to die. Wait for the switch of death, blackness my only real freind, The Gates of Hell welcomes you inn. With a mighty swipe of his cycle, the black blood starts to trickle. Slicing every memory close to death, as you take your last breath. You wont have to fight this one alone, no more flesh ripped from your bone. Just take of me inside and I will sheild, The darkest of wizzards will surely yeild. For we are one now in this tormenting Hell, cast upon you a wicked spell. Your baren soul now belongs to me, the greatest sacrafice upon you shall be. Your under my sinister command now, down on bloody knees you shall bow. I have saved you now from selected fate, to go back now is to lat

TrappedTrapped in two plains at once a tuff spot to be, not a choice just came to be. My soul is ripped in two, dont know what to do. So I cary this inside, my feelings I cant hide. Not another choice upon me, blinded by two loves let me be. Wish I could have both at differnt times,Two senteces but in the same line. I must choose one and go, I love the other dearly, I'll let her know...............Night Shadows LLP Copywrite 2006

Left Hand Of GodDown to the bowels of this earth
There you shall reighn with the swine
Antichrists Mother giving birth
Fore ever in time
Follow not with your heart
But with your soul
For time of power has come
Drink of you fill me full
Oh, where are you Morning Star
Lurking in the shadows
Where is Hell tell me how far
Your name so hallowed
Where is your mark
Under this blood red moon
The time is near
So very soon
With your blood soaked wings of sorrow
What of this reighn in blood
Clean me out so hollow
Ride upon the sinners fear
The Gates of Hatties drawing near
Make preperations for the end
Come take the Mark
Writhe with me my damned freind
Night Shadows LLP Copywrite 2006

Chocolate Ganache TorteThe Shell
Ingredients:
One box “Nabisco’s Famous” chocolate wafers, or your favorite chocolate nut cookies
2/3 cup pecans
Melted butter (half stick or less)
9 inch spring-form pan
Process:
Chop/process the wafers and pecans until fine, add enough melted butter to press this into the spring-form pan (along the bottom and halfway up the sides). Bake in oven at 350°F for 20 minutes, put aside.
The Filling
Ingredients:
One and one half to two pounds of the best available melting chocolate
More melted butter (up to one stick)
One half pint (or more) heavy whipping cream
Process:
In double boiler melt the butter and then add the chocolate. When chocolate is swirl-able, slowly add the whipping cream, stirring slowly, until mixture is blended and smooth. Pour mixture into the prepared shell. Refrigerate for at least four hours.
The Sauce
Ingredients:
Melted butter (one stick or a bit more)
Cane sugar (a pound or less)
Heavy whipping cream (one half pint - or more)

I Stand AloneI
With all my infinite wisdom why am I here
Pain drenching feelings bring to my eyes tears
What with this sorrow Ive found
Driving hate with my fists pound
To keep it all hidden is a sin
Let my heart pour out upon this grim
To find my desolate way home
Always and forever I Stand Alone
No one to cry upon with my fears
Lost in this world for to many years
To find someone to share my burdens of life
Constantly burried in this fight
My body aches now to the bone
Always and forever I Stand Alone
This battle's not lost but still pending
My tattered soul twisting and bending
I walk the weary road of despair
Hoping to find the answers out there
In desperate need of devine grace
I look at my souls shadowed place
So here I sit on my defeated throne
Always and forever I Stand Alone
Night Shadows LLP 2006

Blessed Be!You are the one that got lost in the web
The torments you went through tatooed in your head
The relentless Demons had you by the hand
Taking away everything for wich you stand
Some how you crawled out of the darkend mists
You took your Demons and cast them to the abyss
They tried to posess every dream and hope and consume them with fire
But not the one thing your soul truely desired
The passion from being free from all that lurks
And changing every tormented feeling that surely hurts
Being able to stand and fight is your testimony
To be one with your Higher Power, Blessed only
Now every lurking Demon shall see
Your salvation payed on that hill, Blessed Be!
To take back swiftly that what was lost
To be rejoicing in harmony at any cost
So now you look at the beautiful night sky
Not questioning your life, not asking why
For the rugged journey was distant and rough
Walked with bloody feet the path was painfuly tuff
So now you have

Wheres My Angel?I awake in the coldest of sweats
I look around all I see is eternal black
To get out of this bottomless hole I fret
Darkened fears of a spiritual attack
Try to slither my way through deaths threshold
But it never becomes
Now thinking of what it beholds
Feeling my soul leave, body so numb
Shooting agony from my hell up
Afraid of who or what I become
Am I dead to you , insane or what?
These incomplete reasonings
Come and get some
Now these deselate feelings of nothing
Fills my twisted , torched soul
Waiting for fate or something
Wheres my Angel let me know
Now out of earth in this wicked place
I drrop to my knees
Looking for that spiritual embrace
I cry with fear to my God, please
Tell me what I have done
and I will certainly except
Has this time of judgement begun
So many questions inside I have kept
Let me know my Angel if theres still time
Keep me with you , dont leave me so
For now I see this Grace is mi

My Guestbook!To all the people that I've stopped by and signed your's, your welcome! If you could do the favor and sign mine that would be great thank you! There is a reason that I put it up there! So, please sign it if u haven't already!!! If your going to rate my pic's and give me 10's then why not put yourself down there since people might see u and they might just leave my page and go see your's! I found a couple of people from guestbooks that I hit up so, please just sign it if u could! THANK YOU!!!

I Am This GirlI'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant...
I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care...
I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you...
I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...
I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...
I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you..
I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..
I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything..
I'm the girl

My Baby AngelI was lost in this unforgiving world so bad
Walking through it blindly not knowing what I had
Wishing there was something better for me
Not knowing what fate had in store, am I free
Then you came along and swept me off my feet
A beautiful girl so caring so sweet
Now I can see clearly once again
My future with u will never end
The way you hold me at night oh so tight
Makes everything thats bad now seem right
You got ahold of my heart dont ever let go
In time my Angel our love will grow
The fear of my heart being ripped from my soul
Throught the trenches of sorrow nice and slow
So please my Baby Angel dont hurt me so
I'll do anything possible to let our love overflow
You make me feel happy in everthing you do
I'll always be there to help you through
When your away I miss you so much
The way you say baby, baby makes me lose touch
Your soul was sent to me from the heavens above
Sent to sooth my heart with unconditional love

One More NightHow did I feel before I felt this
trying to sooth sorrow
Tell myself its all different this bliss
Wondering what I might feel tomarrow
Caught in this emotional war
Must win the battle within
How many I'm sorrys thus far
Use my fasad I've been given
Break free from my desires every day
Expose myself in a different form
These schales of love must weigh
From my black web I'm torn
Searching for the right words to speak
I utter something, something weak
Trust in you I seeked
Warm currents of pain enter in
Baptized in the tears of yesterday
Cut me open, rip my skin
One more night is all I'll say
Desire now clouding my judgement
My soul is tatooed with thoughts of you
Tripped again a glutten for punishment
Never thought my color was blue
Paint me a portrait, let it soak
An emotional brush
Blood paint and tears in every stroke
Time to forget
Let the spiders creep
Suffering tangled webs of regret
Fangs of nu

I'm A ManWhy cant things be the way they should
Outside forces mingling in places it could
People ripping and plotting cuz they can
Let me make my own choices I'm a man
The one thing I want the most is drivin away
God I'm getting sick of this day after day
Is it so wrong not to like some one because of age
In the chronicles of drama just another page
Being cast out and neglected like a fallen angel is
In this nonsense of drama I'm thrown in the abyss
Nothing like feeling drivin out because of desire
Turn your back on me add fuel to the fire
Theres got to be some better things to come
There will be tears shed before I'm done
Let me live my own life hope you understand
Choices of pleasure, I'm a man
So to all my loved ones just let me be
Responsable for my decisions I now see
So let me make my own way
Whatever the price I will pay
Surely I say this is what I want
These feelings of pressure will surely haunt
So here I write and mak

Random Stuffi dont do anything unless i can do it too much
the people who you love hurt you the most.
one day i will use the word idiocyncronies in a sentence
- knowing what it means , how to actually spell it, and how it could be applied to how ridiculous my life and the people in it are
your born and you start to die, everyone is dieing, our rotting bodies we call beautifull or ugly falling apart twisting with age and wear

WonderTo my baby whom I love and and adore
So many nights we spent with each other
So many nights I cant ignore
These memories I cannot smother
Looking for your gentle loving touch
I get lost in my fears
Sometimes thinking far to much
Been waiting for this for to many years
Dont know where you stand in all this
Wondering what your doing when your gone
Our relatoinship so many things I wish
I've been waiting far to long
Wishing your next to me I turn to see
But your not always there
If so I feel this wretched misery
Wondering if you even care
These feelings I feel could last a lifetime
Tangling my soul with happiness
Thinking of you till you make me shine
Cannot contain this internal bliss
So many nights I go to sleep with sorrow
Haunting every timeless minute
Wondering if you'll still be here tomarrow
My heart so weak I wonder if your in it
But in my heart I know where we stand
Reshaping my torn soul
Please extend

Good For You.Congratulations on the whole having boobs thing. It must have taken a lot of effort to get them.
So.... am I supposed to give you a medal or something?

Wax PlayWax play is a form of sensual play involving warm or hot wax usually dripped from candles or ladled onto a person's naked skin. Wax play may be combined with other BDSM or sexual activity.
Pure paraffin wax melts at around 130 to 135 degrees Fahrenheit (54 to 57 degrees Celsius). Adding stearine makes the wax harder and melt at a higher temperature. Adding mineral oil makes the wax softer and melt at a lower temperature.
Soft candles in glass jars usually have mineral oil in their blend and burn cooler at around 120 degrees Fahrenheit (49 degrees Celsius), Pillar candles are mostly paraffin and burn warmer at around 140 degrees Fahrenheit (60 degrees Celsius).
Taper candles have lots of stearine and burn hotter still at around 160 degrees Fahrenheit (71 degrees Celsius). Beeswax candles burn about 10 Fahrenheit degrees (5 Celsius degrees) hotter than equivalent paraffin candles. Although there are many web sites that repeat the same advice that color additives make candles bur

Please Read... Very Sad... "daddy It Hurrts!'THiS iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!!
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Ca

CaningCaning also refers to a method of weaving chair seats and other furniture. See Caning (furniture)
Caning in British slang refers to consuming large amounts of intoxicants. Used variably in both transitive and intransitive forms. e.g. "We were caning it all weekend." or "We got caned last night." See also lash.
Rattan cane
Rattan cane
Caning is a physical punishment (see that article for generalities and alternatives) consisting of a number of hits (known as "strokes") with a wooden cane, generally applied to the bare or clad buttocks (see spanking), shoulders, hand(s) (palm, rarely knuckles) or even the soles of the feet (see falaka). The size and flexibility of the cane and the number and mode of application of the strokes (usually more numerous and faster when wielding a light, flexible cane) vary significantly
Scope of use
Caning was a common punishment in many parts of Middle East & Africa, Asia and Europe and several European colonies in the nineteenth and early

PrayWalk in the warmth of my presence
Feel the innocense
Here not to decay
Bathed in dirty blood day after day
Lost within what I say
Wollow in the fear of dissaray
Blinded in what I see
Father please watch over me
Never found my own way
A dead past molded by clay
Cant stand this confusion
Taking from me this solution
Left with only desperation
Down to the bowels of hells cration
Screaming and reaching outward
Twisted thoughts of reason obserd
Swim to the shore of salvation
Demons twist and writhe in damnation
Trying to destroy every living soul
Bring them to the bell that tolls
Running through paralis lies
As my tortured soul dies
Nothing left in the skies
Only darkness through its eyes
Staring through my soul
When can I know
Pressure beyond my means
Spiritual presence now clear
Take my pain out of here
Cast away every existance
Betray me not death is persistant
Clear all thats torturing me
Hel

Funny Shit...please tell me this is some funny shit..I holy fuck..nothing better to do than fuck with me...damn........
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Incoming DataThe data light is blinking on my modem like a son of a bitch. Incoming data is very, very slow. I'm trying to "keep up" and rate stuff as it comes in and stuff, but it is just slow, slow, slow. I'm not keeping up.
I'm not stressing about it, I''m just saying so. THanks for reading

Having A Great Timei hope you guys are having fun on here.i havent been on long,but itsure is fun to play around when youre bored.huh?

Are You Dead?Can you u taste the dead air that surrounds ur empty soul
Find ur way through the darken path chose for you
Twisting and writhing in doubt, did u know?
The company of death laughs with you too.
Leave me be with my web of shadows to weave
Indulge in the finer of the black
I have what your looking for not what you need
Proceed forward with me no turning back
Swimming through thick waters of blood
For it has to be
Tears, death and eternal flood
Is it yet time for me?
So don't be frightened please take my hand
Through the bowels of this hell
The sacred land
Are u dead who can tell

My ThoughtsMy mind is always on the go
My thoughts are constant and never slow
They're logical, jumbled, intense and deep
They stay with me thru wake and sleep
I've slept well, not these past few years
My thoughts bring worry, tears and fears
I would be content if down they eased
Allowed peaceful rest, I would be
Appeased
A power switch would be divine
To shut down awhile these thoughts
Of mine.

Subspace (bdsm)Subspace (also sub space), in the context of a BDSM scene, is the psychological state of the submissive partner. The term is unrelated to the mathematical term subspace.
Subspace is a metaphor for the state the submissive's minds and bodies are in during a deeply involving play scene. Many types of BDSM play invoke strong physical responses. The mental aspect of BDSM also causes many submissives to mentally separate themselves from their environment as they process the experience. Deep subspace is often characterized as a state of deep recession and incoherence. Deep subspace may also cause a danger in newer submissives who are unfamiliar with the experience, and require the dominant to keep a careful watch to ensure the submissive isn't placing him or herself in danger. Many submissives require aftercare.
Physiological Processes
During the scene, the intense experiences of both pain and pleasure trigger a sympathetic nervous system response, which causes a release of epinephrin

No SubstituteMonday, July 2, 2007
no substitute
there is no substitute of peace-life must understand it,in its true mode-life on the planet is suffering on many spheres -deprived on many fronts such as poverty-lacking in social stream-above all the peace- let peace be given a chance to prove on the sphere of life.
thanks
mahesh sharma

FyiI actually got out of the house and went to the movies, saw 1408 a horror movie. If anyone want's to know, all the good stuff is on the ad's, not worth going to see....Just what I think!

Moms Anniversarymy mother told me to call my stepfather to wish them a happy anniversary. i said i cant because im not a hypocrite lol
marriage is for suckers, and they definatly dont have a happy marriage

Shawn Harvey On Musica Radio July 9thIT'S POSSIBLE WE WILL HAVE THE SHOW UP AFTERALL SO PLEASE TUNE IN AND LISTEN TO IT MONDAY AT 9
Hi Everyone!!!Shawn have been asked to join Annie and her fabulous Radio station: Musica radio. He has accepted and will be on her show in july the 9th US time, not European time.European time is Tuesday morning, so he has to get up 3:30 in the morning. He is then in Norway during the radio show and it would be so great if many of he's fans could join him too.It will be a privilege for me to do this show.Shawn told me in a e-mail. So he is exited and wait to the show starts so he hope that all of his fans will be with him during the show on Tuesday morning
Shawn's video posted by; TexasOutlawBabyshe is a big fan... thanks to you for a lovely video. HERE IS SOME PICTURE FROM SHAWN HARVEYS TIME AS;
RICKY FENTONE TOO.
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International Mister LeatherInternational Mister Leather (IML) is an international conference and contest of leathermen and leatherwomen held annually since 1979 in Chicago, Illinois.
IML's forerunner was the 1970s "Mr. Gold Coast" bar contest held at Chicago's Gold Coast leather bar, owned by Chuck Renslow and his then partner, Dom Orejudos. As the "Mr. Gold Coast" contest became one of the bar's most popular promotions, it expanded to a larger venue in 1979. Along with the change of venue came a change in name to International Mr. Leather.[1]
IML is an independent contest in that there is no contract or formal connection with feeder contests.[2] To qualify, IML contestants must either be the winner of a bar, local or regional leather contest or be sponsored by a leather bar, business, club, or organization.[3]
Over the years, a whole conference and another contest, the International Mister Bootblack Competition, have arisen around the IML contest.
IML contest criteria
First, all contestants are judge

Realize It Before Its Too LateSunday, July 1, 2007
realize it before its too late
life is not as easy as it appears on the scene, life passes through a mode so called childhood though it is considered the best span of life but have its own hardness while life trying to pick the pace.
lot of children's face different kind of abuses on the chapter of life being week to face the tough mode of life. maturity has its own if & buts but here freedom to live & enjoy helps a lot- body structure supports life in general.
than it comes the age of agony. older age- again the body [ carrier which carry the life starts reflecting troubles] weakness surrounds the life- sickness strike again & again, lot of pains with their own profile, than above all its an attack on the self respect by the age itself which pains in a module which cant be explained in words.
there had been a prince named Siddhartha once go through the life on these three modes with strike hard at the the old age-week body due to the age factor whi

Drink Up!!HERE IS A GOOD RECIPE FOR A DRINK I MADE!! DRINK WITH CARE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
"THE CHESAPEAKE BAY BREAKER"
1 shot Light or Clear rum
1 shot Dark rum
1 shot Vodka (premium or top shelf brand)
1 shot Gin (premium or top shelf brand)
1-2 shots Blue Curacao
Orange Juice or Pineapple Juice
MIX ALL SHOTS together and fill glass with juice. When mixed right it should be fluorescent blue/green in color, and taste like a fruit drink. If the lights go out you should still be able to see your drink!!! Hehehehehe!!! ENJOY PEOPLE!!!

Mary JeffriesMary Jeffries (1854-1907) was a madam and procuress in London's underworld during the late 19th century. During the 1870s, she ran one of the few brothels in Victorian-era London which catered exclusively to many of the city's elite including the prominent businessmen and politicians including at least one member of the House of Lords and a titled Guards officer as well as aristocrats such as Leopold II. She was also involved in white slavery and child prostitution, often arranging the abduction of children by offering to watch children while parents went to collect luggage or purchase train tickets [1].
Among her brothels in Church Street and Kensington as well as a flagellation house in Hampstead, included a "chamber of horrors" in Gray's Inn Road where a room was designed for the purposes of sado-masochism as described by journalist William Thomas Stead in a series of articles for the Pall Mall Gazette exposing prostitution in the city during the Eliza Armstrong case. Although ne

What Mythical Creature Are You?What Mythical Creature are you?You are an AngelLike Mary Poppins, you are practicaly perfect in every way. You spend your time watching over the people you care for, and protecting those who some times need a little help protecting themselves. Your only fault? Sometimes, you care too much. It can be a good thing to make someone protect themselves. How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Weird Holidays For JulyJuly is . . . . National Baked Beans Month, National Ice Cream Month, National Tennis Month, Read An Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month, and Hitchhiking Month
Holidays are listed in chronological order. At the bottom are explanations and tips on how to celebrate certain holidays or sites you can link to containing more information on certain holidays. Remember this site is dedicated to bizarre American holidays, so naturally the links are of that nature. Also, you can link to the home page, previous month, or next month.
July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is . . . . . Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is . . . . . Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day and
Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is . . . . . Workaholics Day
July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8

Barbie BondageBarbie bondage" can refer to one of three concepts, depending on context.
Used figuratively, "Barbie bondage" is a metaphor for girls and young women adapting, partly due to outside influence, to the stereotypical bubble-brained, glamour-obsessed gender role that Barbie dolls are said to promote.
Used in a more literal sense, "Barbie bondage" refers to actual Barbie dolls being bound. In one sense this can be a humorous connotation to the fact that new Barbie dolls are secured very tightly to the cardboard backing of the boxes they are sold in, by twist-ties.
In another sense, this refers to Barbie dolls being bound and/or dressed in fetish clothing to purposely evoke a connotation with BDSM. This can be done as a form of art, a way of protesting against Mattel's purported ultra-capitalism and stereotypes, or simply as a sexual fantasy.

What Do Your Eyes Say About You?What do your eyes say about you?Eyes of VitalityYour eyes are already readable. They are full of life and passion. You love life and all those that enter into yours. You love to live and laugh. Your motto is to "eat drink and be merry, for tommorrow we die."How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Blueberry Cake1 cup plus 1 teaspoon of all purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
4 oz (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon vanilla
2 large eggs
2 cups blueberries, rinsed and drained (may substitute frozen blueberries, or substitute some of the blueberries for raspberries)
1 teaspoon lemon juice
Confectioner's sugar
1 Preheat oven to 350°F. Lightly grease a 9-inch springform pan and dust with flour. Or use a 9-inch round cake pan that has been greased and dusted with flour and lined on the bottom with parchment paper.
2 In a small bowl combine 1 cup of flour with the baking powder and salt and set aside.
3 Using a mixer, cream the butter, sugar and vanilla until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add the eggs one at a time and beat until well blended. Reduce the speed of the mixer to low and gradually add the flour mixture. Beat until smooth. Pour the batter into the baking pan.
4 In a medium bowl, combine the berries with the re

What Wolf Are You?What wolf are you?You are a Beta WolfYou are a second-in-command sort of wolf. You are close to the leader and have respect for them, as the others do for you. If something goes wrong, you are sure to inform you Alpha about it. Loyalty and passion run thick in your blood.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

What Type Of Fairy Are You?what type of fairy are you?love fairyYou are boy crazy and enjoy going to the mall or any other place you might find a cute guy. You easily fall for guys you barely even know, but you know when to slow down.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Dave>>Smile.you could be Dave.
>>
>>
>>Dave works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and
>>plays golf every Saturday.
>>
>>His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she
>>takes him to a local strip club.
>>
>>The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
>>
>>His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
>>
>>"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
>>
>>When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
>>brings
>>over a Budweiser.
>>
>>His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she
>>know
>>that you drink Budweiser?"
>>
>>"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a
>>Bud
>>at the end of the first nine, honey."
>>
>>A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
>>starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi "Davey, want your usual
>>table dance, big boy?"
>>

What Kind Of A Lover Are You?What kind of a LOVER are YOU?You are a PASSIONATE LOVER!When it comes to sex and relationships you put 100% into both. You like to have fun and try new things but you pay alot of attention to the PASSION that lives in side of each kiss, touch or meaningful word. You contain the whole package and any man would be would be very lucky to have a women like you!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Vermicelli1/2 lb vermicelli (angel hair nests). Vermicelli usually comes in 1 lb packages, so about 1/2 a package.
1/2 cup olive or grape seed oil
1/2 yellow onion, minced
2 fresh tomatoes, peeled and chopped
2 cups chicken broth
Salt and pepper
1 In a 9-inch frying pan (with lid), fry the vermicelli on both sides in hot oil until golden brown in color. Remove from pan.
2 In the same oil, brown the minced onion, add the chopped tomato. Add chicken broth. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
3 When broth is boiling, add vermicelli and reduce heat to a low simmer. Cover and cook until the vermicelli has soaked up the liquid, about 30 minutes.
Serves 4.

Title: The KnotThe knot is there
The hideous knot I can’t bare
Bringing its unwelcomed pain
Spreading through, corrupting my brain
Origin of my depression
Stays without invitation
What will I do to ease the pain?
Drink so much I forget my name
Or slice my wrists till blood is flowing
Death is knocking and I’m not ignoring
Will this be my final day
Or will salvation come my way?

Title: EmotionlessEmotions I should feel
Escape into the surreal
Sadness should me overcome
But quiet calmness has made me numb
The pain I create, little guilt does it make
And it's not enough to make me break
Tears I should shed
For a love that is dead
From my eyes do not flow
Emotions my icy heart doesn’t know

Drunkin Idiot Jumps Out Of Moving Suvhis took place a block where i live last night
ROCHESTER — A man in his 30s was airlifted to Maine Medical Center in Portland, Maine last night after he was found lying unconscious on Route 11.
Police say it appears the man jumped out of a moving vehicle headed eastbound on Route 11 but aren't sure of the sequence of events leading up to the man's alleged jump.
"We're still looking into exactly what happened, the report is he jumped out the window from a moving vehicle but we're trying to piece together what happened," Capt. Scott Dumas said.
Dumas said the man, who police aren't identifying, was a passenger in a Nissan Pathfinder with multiple people. He said it appears they were returning from the NASCAR event in Loudon.
"We believe he was arguing with people in the vehicle," Dumas said.
Some passing motorists first spotted the man shortly after 10 p.m. in front of Envision Kitchen and Bath.
"He was laying flat on his back with his arms straight out and was bleed

True MeaningsLOL...to MY FRIENDS...
this is soo true, my horscope for today!
Thank goodness for people like you. You always have something up your sleeve, even when it comes to a situation that seems like a dead end. Once this is over, pat yourself on the back -- repeatedly.

PplI just wonder y ppl cant be who they say they r?
Y is it that everyone that i meet has to be an idiot ne more, now i dont mean on here but out in the real world??? Y???
Just once I would love to make friends with sum1 that is gonna actually be just that, A friend, & then maybe later on, maybe sumthing else.
I know that i have had many offers from sum of u to meet & that i haven't been able to do so as of yet, but plz understand, I am who i say I am, & I have just had many obstacles in my way as of late.
Just plz dont give up on me as i have not on u.
Wow did i get sidetracked or wat...lol.
I have a lot on my mind here lately and i have been unable to stay focused.
I am in need of sum really awesome Friends now, so if ur lookin for a friend as i am, look no further. Becuz here I am!!!

Title: ReflectionsCold steel reflects cold eyes
Are these the eyes that others see?
When I smile, do my eyes commit?
Or are they the same steel eyes
That now stare back at me?
Cold steel reflects cold eyes.
Devastation without sweet tears
Tears have been constrained by
The endlessly gnarling Knot.
Cold steel reflects cold eyes.
Release of the uncontrolled pain
Release of the uncontrolled madness in my brain
Cold steel reflects the red drops
Of control Ive regained.

Title: The StrangerI do not like this stranger that I have become.
I know that you dont either.
The person you love doesnt exist anymore.
She is even more of a stranger.
At times I am able to play the role
By reflecting what I know
you want to see.
But it takes a lot out of me,
And Ive run out of energy.
Its harder and harder to conjure her.
I feel I have no emotion, no hope, no soul.
I dont know why you stay.
I wont blame you for going away.
Youre living with an empty shell.
You might as well be living in hell.
You dont have to join me.

Please Care ItMonday, July 2, 2007
pollution must be checked
pollution-it is a matter of concern on the subject of environment-pollution day by day increasing in every sphere of life on planet.it is not only getting disturb the healthy air to breath but also putting a threat on the environment in the form of global warming, which is too a mtter of concern for life.
vehiculer movement is the one which is adding on to it fast-millions of lt petrol-diesel & other oils are being burnt to put the pace in life, which cant be avoide but a balancing mode must be adopted to counter the pollution resulted from such actions.
there is nothing easier than planting trees on the planet to counter pollution & global warming. very mode but needs adequet & true efferts from the life.let be on the right track to show our solidarity with nature in addition to our love & care-let us be possitive to plant more & more trees.
thanks
mahesh sharma

Title: ThoughtsWhose thoughts are these?
They are not mine.
Mine are to please
Not to resign.
Dark thoughts dont belong in my mind.
My thoughts are to be of another kind.
Of love, and light, and stars so bright
Of songs of praise that fill the days
Where have these bright thoughts hidden?
On someone elses synapses ridden?
Stolen from me like a thief in the night
So all I can feel is this eternal plight.
Arrest this thief and return what was raided?
It's too late, for now Im jaded.

Title: The WarA war is going on inside my head.
A war between madness and sanity
Oh, Athena, goddess of war and wisdom,
Help me defeat these mad invaders.
So far the madness is prevailing
My doctors weapons are failing
I tried to release some of the pain,
But my weapon was dull my battle in vain.
Oh, where does this come from?
Why am I so weak?
Why can I not control the thoughts
That my own mind speaks?

Title: A PrayerI come to you veiled in black
My tainted soul inside out
Can you see its decayed aura?
Guilt, betrayal will not cleanse
With soap or steel wool.
Help me deal!
Shove my soul back in its place.
Put a wreath of daisies on my brow.
Adorn me in a robe of white.
Cleanse me;You're the only one who knows how

Title: SilentlySilently I watch the day
Go by in gentle dismay
Filled with sorrow without reason
Perhaps it is my own hearts treason
Nowhere to turn to relieve my burden
So I silently sit watching the days curtain
Release of the pain is what I desire
Rage kindles an internal fire
Inside it stays as I wait
Silently sitting trying not to break

Title: FallingIve been falling since I met you.
Should I close my eyes?
In this inky darkness, does it matter?
Through this velvet, eyes are of no use.
And if you happen to catch me,
I'll have no need for eyes
You are touch, your poetry, your seduction
Will suffice.
But what if you dont catch me
Will I keep rolling and tumbling into the abyss?
Blinded,Empty
Or will I meet my timely end
With sudden sweet termination?

Naughty Survey Lol1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? face, eyes
2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? hmm shoulders..
3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? he is a sweetheart
4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? idk 15
5. Who was your fist true love? Will
6. (women) What is your bra size? 34C
7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis?
8. When did you lose your virginity? 19
9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? it hurt lol
10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 10 inches
11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? yes
12. Are you straight, bi or gay? straight
13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? yes
14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? depends on my mood lol
15. Are you aggressive or passive? aggressive grr :P
16. Ever been tied up? nah
17. Ever have a 3sum? nope
18. Ever participate in an orgy? no lol
19. Do you like oral sex? YES!
a. give? yes

Naughty Survey Lol1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? face, eyes
2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? hmm shoulders..
3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? he is a sweetheart
4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? idk 15
5. Who was your fist true love? Will
6. (women) What is your bra size? 34C
7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis?
8. When did you lose your virginity? 19
9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? it hurt lol
10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 10 inches
11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? yes
12. Are you straight, bi or gay? straight
13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? yes
14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? depends on my mood lol
15. Are you aggressive or passive? aggressive grr :P
16. Ever been tied up? nah
17. Ever have a 3sum? nope
18. Ever participate in an orgy? no lol
19. Do you like oral sex? YES!
a. give? yes

Help MeI want to start photographing people but no one will stand still in front of my cammera. I can't offer money. I can offer any photographs you like as payment. please help..

For July 2,2007You know how businesses have casual Fridays? You can give yourself the mental equivalent of that dressed-down attitude. The stars say now is a prime moment for relaxation. Take full advantage of it.

In The FieldThe old bull's active days were over, but the kindly farmer permitted Him to stay on in the pasture with the cows. Of course, the farmer also
Turned a young bull loose in the field and the newcomer went to work. Immediately. Seeing this, the old bull began snorting and pawing the
Ground with his hoof. "You're wasting your time," said the farmer. "You're too old for that sort of thing now." "I know," said the bull,
"but I can show him I'm not a cow, can't I?"

You And MeYou move your hands down my sides
The sensation I can’t hide
Moving your soft fingertips
Back and forth across my hips.
You kiss me softly, and pull me close
I touch the flesh I lust the most
Your warm skin pressed against mine
Makes me crave you all the time.
Your hot seductive body
Make me feel oh-so naughty
Deeper and deeper we go…
Until what is hidden shows.
I look deep into your eyes
And anticipate your sighs
Not to sure of anything
Except the new game you bring.
Every move doubles my pleasure
So much more than I can measure
All fears are gone, only trust
As excitement surges through us

Sesame And Cilantro Vermicelli SaladIf the heat of the summer is getting to you, this is a lovely spicy pasta salad for a hot day. One recent morning, on a day when the mercury eventually hit 105°F, I made this vermicelli pasta early in the morning and then let it marinate all morning in the fridge. By lunch time, it was a snap to quickly pull together.
Honey Soy Dressing
1/4 cup grapeseed oil or corn oil
3 Tbsp dark sesame oil
1/2 teaspoon crushed dried red pepper or chili powder
3 Tbsp honey
2 Tbsp soy sauce (less if using tamari which is more concentrated than soy sauce)
Salad
8 ounces of vermicelli, thin spaghetti, or angel hair pasta
Salt
1/2 cup coarsely chopped cilantro
1/4 cup chopped roasted peanuts
1/4 cup thinly sliced green onions
1/4 cup sliced and chopped red bell pepper
1 Tbsp toasted sesame seeds
1 Cook the pasta in a large saucepan in salted boiling water, according to directions on pasta package. Drain but do not rinse.
2 While the pasta is cooking, prepare the dressing. In a mic

Je T'aimeI can hear your laugh when you’re not near
I can feel your touch when you’re not here
I can see your smile when you’re away
I can taste your kiss day after day.
Love me, Kiss me, Touch me, Miss me…
Hold me close, hold me tight
Keep me with you all through the night
Don’t let me go, don’t let me leave
When you’re gone, I can’t seem to breathe.
I need you with me to keep me alive
Deeper into passion we both do dive
You and me, always and forever
One and one, we’ll make it together.
Love me, Kiss me, Touch me, Miss me…
Hold me close, hold me tight
Keep me with you all through the night
Don’t let me go, don’t let me leave
When you’re gone, I can’t seem to breathe.
We live out our dreams all in our mind
Waiting for that one-of-a-kind
I’ve given you the key to my heart
Now it’s your turn, I did my part.
Love me, Kiss me, Touch me, Miss me…
Hold me close, hold me tight
Keep me with you all through the night
Don’t let me go, don’t let me leave
When you

Sautéed Swiss Chard Ribs With Cream And Pasta1 lb swiss chard, yielding 2 cups of chopped ribs
1/4 cup (half a stick) butter
3/4 to 1 cup heavy cream
Enough dry pasta to make about one quart of cooked pasta (use rice pasta if gluten-free is required)
Salt and pepper
1 Separate the ribs from the greens in the manner described here. Cut the ribs into 1/2-inch to 1-inch pieces. Blanch the ribs in lightly salted boiling water for 3 minutes.
2 Melt butter in a saucepan on medium heat. Add the drained, blanched ribs and simmer for 4 minutes. Add heavy cream and cook until cream reduces by two-thirds.
3 While the cream is reducing, cook up your pasta according to the pasta's package directions.
4 Mix creamed chard with pasta. Season lightly with salt and freshly ground pepper.
Serves four.

Sautéed Swiss Chard Ribs With Cream And Pasta1 lb swiss chard, yielding 2 cups of chopped ribs
1/4 cup (half a stick) butter
3/4 to 1 cup heavy cream
Enough dry pasta to make about one quart of cooked pasta (use rice pasta if gluten-free is required)
Salt and pepper
1 Separate the ribs from the greens in the manner described here. Cut the ribs into 1/2-inch to 1-inch pieces. Blanch the ribs in lightly salted boiling water for 3 minutes.
2 Melt butter in a saucepan on medium heat. Add the drained, blanched ribs and simmer for 4 minutes. Add heavy cream and cook until cream reduces by two-thirds.
3 While the cream is reducing, cook up your pasta according to the pasta's package directions.
4 Mix creamed chard with pasta. Season lightly with salt and freshly ground pepper.
Serves four.

Right In Your EyesHow many times can
I try and fail,
And how many times
Can I try to walk
Only to crawl.
How can I be what
You want me to be
When I can’t even see.
How can I be everything
You want me to be, how can I,
How can I, how can I be everything?
How long before
Seconds good enough,
And how much more
Can I screw this up.
How many times do
I need to apologize.
How many times will
I need to dry my eyes.
How can I be everything
You want me to be, how can I,
How can I, how can I be everything?
I try, and try, just to fail,
And be nothing to you.
When all along I just wanted
To be special to you.
Why is it I can’t be right.
Perfect in your sight, when
Will I ever get it right.
How can I be everything
You want me to be, how can I,
How can I, how can I be everything?

Heartbreak Radioi can see your face it haunts me
it breaks my mind in the night
when im trying to sleep
ill bet you think that life is moving right along
and when i close my eyes
all i see is you
and everytime i try
I fall back through
I think the past will always drag me down
and now its a new year
and a new wedding ring
ill bet youre right in the middle of the next big thing
and I hope it makes you happy
I always cover my eyes when the light shines down
while i sit in my room and the tears fall down
I cant remember what its like to be me
another night time lonely heart bleeds
I walk down the path of another mistake
i hear your voice on the wind
as the waves break
I see your face in the moon
as it shines down
i see your eyes in the stars
as my heart drowns
on the blood of never ending things
i dont know what it is you need
another night time lonely heart bleeds

Eh Boredom From Sometime Last Year .Same old sh*t just a differnt day ,
It always seems to end the same
Trudge on blindly , feel the strain ,
While fitful sleep just dulls the pains
Fighting off demons deep within,
Reliving the memories again and again
Each moment's another eternity,
Confusion driven by curiosity
Only to find with wild eye's ,
One more sick daydream to despise
Just a marionette in some twisted play ,
This can't be real , what a f**king day.

AnimeThis category, "A new addiction", is where all the spice is! ENJOY!!!!

July 4thWell. There are few holidays that make us Americans reflect on our past like July 4th. And I would like for everyone that is on my list to take a min and go to this site and see just what the war has cost. Its a memorial page for the soldiers of the Iraq war. There are ONLY 1319 portraits on it...Faces of the Fallen include portraits of the service men and women who have lost their lives between October 2001 and November 2004. But even at 1319, there where some, that for one reason or another, not there...but the slideshow is a wonderful presentation of our Heroes. I personally have a family member on this slideshow...as many other American families do to. Its a grim reminder of what a war cost and what some gave to make your 4th of July possible. So please....while your enjoying your cookout and parades...take a min and say a pray for those that came home to rest.
TY.
Diana
http://www.facesofthefallen.org/portraits/index.htm
The Washington Post has also done a great jo

I Left HimWell I told my boyfriend that I am leaving him. This is a lot harder then I thought it would be, but I just cant do this anymore. He hardly ever worked and treated me not so good. Just an example of this was last night when I was taking him to take his kids home and he called me a bitch in front of his kids and told them that I didn't love them and stuff. His poor kids. I adore them with all my heart and for him to say those things. I just can't take this. I have been helping him out as much as possible, I just can't do it anymore. I don't want to do it anymore. I have an apartment all set up for me and my kids and I am looking forward to starting over again. This is just what I need. I do love him, but I can't live like this. I can't pay all the bills. He makes me feel like I am worthless and he is so great cuz he watches my kids for me, or at least he did until today. I hurt so much cuz I can't keep doing this. And him yelling at me and the fact that he was drinking alo

DrinkTake a sip for happiness
At least that’s what you think it is
It brings you somewhere new
So that you won’t be blue
Unconsciously dying
Your inside is crying
Please stop lying
And be true to your heart
I know what is happening to you
I know what you should do
Your losing control
It’s eating your soul
It’s bringing you to an end
Is this what you want my friend?
Gain control of your life
Don’t let it be the last knife
In your heart you know
I’m right about your control
It’s non-existent in you
Your drink owns you
But you don’t have one problem
Because your drink can solve them
Before you can think
You open another
And take a drink
Your losing control
It’s eating your soul
It’s bringing you to an end
Is this what you want my friend?
It brings you to some place
Far out in outer space
But you’re all alone
Your empty bottle is your home
No one left to turn to
Everyone else has left you
But all you need is your drink
At least that’s what you think

SunbathersThe boss was surprised to hear that his secretary had joined a nudist Camp.
"You? A nudist?" he asked.
"Please!" she said indignantly. "We don't use that word. We call ourselves 'sunbathers'."
Nudist or sunbather, thought the boss, it was all the same thing. But he realized that his secretary's private life was none of his concern. As long as she did her job, her off hours were her own to do with as she pleased.
Consequently, the subject was dropped - - until one day when she came to work apparently in great pain, she could hardly walk to her desk, and when she finally did manage to navigate as far as her chair, she sat down slowly and very carefully.
"What's wrong?" the boss asked sympathetically.
"I'm going to a dance at the sunbathers' club tonight," she explained, "and I have my hair up in curlers."

The Video Preview Is OutThat's right. BootLovers.com released a teaser clip of the shoot we did last month. I was in a playful mood. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7098066242647895424&hl=en

Cry America CryI hear America crying
What was here is lost…
Children play with dirty needles
While parents argue amongst themselves.
Careless is what they’ve become…
Throwing themselves into the crowd
Uniformly, they play follow the leader,
And torment those who won’t.
America cries louder and louder
Crying from diseases that have spread…
Throughout this place it has spread.
Dead bodies pollute the streets
Lost souls follow the anger,
That has brought this country together.
Everything has been lost…
The lives have all been lost.
America is still crying
The pain will never pass…
All thighs showing,
The pail, white legs of her showing
As he hands her what she is due.
A heavy bundle tossed into the dumpster.
The crying will cease…
All guilt will eventually cease.
Please cry America

RealityThe sky shatters
And the Earth shakes
The ocean surges
Our soul’s at stake
Human kills human
It’s all the same
Government pleads
Who is to blame?
The drugs flourish
We play the game
No one will win…
Empty hall of fame.
Almost dead bodies
Killer contact
AIDS on the rage
Ignore the fact.
Bruised and bloody
Impulsive act
She lies crying
As he beats her back
The sky shatters
And the Earth shakes
The ocean surges
Our soul’s at stake
The baby won’t live
No one will care
One more life lost
How is that fair?
He won’t take ‘no’
Her skin is bare
He enters her…
She’s no longer rare.
A rape, a murder
It’s all the same
We fight out death
And play the game.
There’s no way to will
Our county is maimed
Diseases kill…
Who is to blame?
Drugs everywhere
No one has shame.

Customer Service LetterThe following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and Iarnrod Eireann of the Irish Railway Company:
Gentlemen,
I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.
Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan
~~~~~~~
Dear Mr. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.
Sincerely, Iarnrod Eireann.
~~~~~~~
Gentlemen,
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass.
That, gentlemen, is something I ha

..... If You Do Nto Wanna Hear Me Bitch Do Not Read It That SimpleThis is how I feel...Proclein BY red hot chili peppers
Porcelain
Are you wasting away in your skin
Are you missing the love of your kin
Drifting and floating and fading away
Porcelain
Do you smell like a girl when you smile
Can you bear not to share with your child
Drifting and floating and fading away v
Little lune
All day
Little lune
Porcelain
Do you carry the moon in your womb
Someone said that youre fading too soon
Drifting and floating and fading away
Porcelain
Are you wasting away in your skin
Are you missing the love of your kin
Nodding and melting and fading away
Little lune
All day
Little lune...
I know you all are tired of my issues but then again no one forces you to read this shit. It is not like I am strapping you down to a chair and making you read line after line although I am sure some of you might enjoy that...hahaha. Plus rason I was thinking about things. I feel like I am loosing a lot of people in my life. Even people I am close

Stubborn HeartsTwo stubborn hearts that don't want to let go
Each refusing to accept what they both know
As time flew by, the distance grew
They fell apart before they knew
To memories of good times she still clings
She's letting go and accepting the tears it brings
She loves him more than words can tell
Letting him go, is her personal hell
She's made up her mind and he doesn't know
He's holding on to a woman who's letting go
She's has to go but wishes she could stay
She's hiding emotions, keeping them at bay
Her hearts telling her to hold on for dear life
She knows she has to let go for good this time

Help WantedHelp Wanted…
I can’t control myself anymore
I’m falling deep into the abyss
And all the time I’m crying
Help me… please
I’m spinning out of control
I’m twirling around in myself
I can’t stop… please help
I’m so lost within
I can’t find a way out
I’m stuck…please help
I’m falling further behind
I can’t catch up
I’m losing…please help
Help Wanted…
I can’t control myself anymore
I’m falling deep into the abyss
And all the time I’m crying
Help me… please
I’m trapped in a dark place
I can’t see anyone
I’m alone…please help
I’m beating at my own skin
I’m tearing the flesh
I’m angry…please help
I don’t know what I can do
I can’t find the answer
I’m clueless…please help
Help Wanted…
I can’t control myself anymore
I’m falling deep into the abyss
And all the time I’m crying
Help me…please
I’m tired of it all
Always spinning, falling, losing
Constantly trying, beating, crying
I can’t take anymore…please help

I Have Decided....It used to be that I poured all by blood, sweat and tears into my baby blog. I have now decided to move on from that and attempt to close the wound a bit more. I have found through this journey...my life thus far....losing the baby and the consequent attempt to heal that it has made me realize who and what I am just a bit more. I think that many of you will agree that a serious occurance in our lives can bring about something that has lain dormant in our heart or soul. I have experienced just that. I have come to realize that I have always been just a little bit different....a little darker but I could never really put a finger on it growing up. I just always knew I was different and tried to exist the best I could. Through losing the baby and trying to heal afterward, I realized that there is more to life than trying to "fit in" or be "normal". Now, like a lightswitch being flipped, I have realized what I have been ignoring....what I have been avoiding. I now embrace the dark

Why?My heart is crying out in pain
Sadness so deep it floods like rain
The memories of you and I
Haunt me as I sleep at night
The hurt is deep, I cry so much
My body aches for your soft touch
Your kiss made everything feel so right
I can't help but love you with all my might
You've gone and left me all alone here
Down my face runs a salty tear
I lay here thinking in my bed
Of all the things you've done and said
Why'd you lie and use me so
I just can't rest until I know
Know why you used me and went away
When I ask, you have nothing to say
Now here I am so cold inside
The day you left was the day I died

Thank You AllI'm so new here on cherry TAP so please give me a little time to know trhis site..
Shawnyxx

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How Stupid Is Thisi cant believe how stupid some people are they will mark some of the stupidist shit nsfw but guess what i did not ask not one person to look at my pics!!! or is this just me but i dont go out asking people to look at me or my pics. so all i have to say to anyone who dosent like my pics is= IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PICS DONT RATE THEM DONT ADD ME DONT LEAVE A COMMENT ON THEM AND MOST OF ALL DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU CANT TELL ME TO MY FACE THAT YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING!!!!!
KISSES

How Stupid Is Thisi cant believe how stupid some people are they will mark some of the stupidist shit nsfw but guess what i did not ask not one person to look at my pics!!! or is this just me but i dont go out asking people to look at me or my pics. so all i have to say to anyone who dosent like my pics is= IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PICS DONT RATE THEM DONT ADD ME DONT LEAVE A COMMENT ON THEM AND MOST OF ALL DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU CANT TELL ME TO MY FACE THAT YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING!!!!!
KISSES

Which Song Describes You?Which song describes you?Black ParadeYou are the hero/rebel who is never noticed by the person but of the things you have done....you will be the leader of your broken down clique.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Soul MatesYou are my soul mate
All love and no hate.
Who needs friends
When you have love with no end.
You bring me to a new place
Out deep in outer space.
I can see no lies
When I look into your eyes.
It’s great that I have you
I’ll do as you want me to.
As long as you say you love me
I’ll do what it takes to make you happy.
Tell me our love will never end
You are my lover, my only friend.
The others don’t believe
That I’m not being deceived.
They say you are using me
I don’t see how that could be.
I know you didn’t mean it
When you said I’m not worth shit.
If sex will make everything right
I’ll make love to you every night.
As long as you say you love me
I’ll do what it takes to make you happy.
I’m sorry I made you angry
Do you still love me?
I promise I won’t do it again
You’re my soul mate, my only friend.
I know that it’s my fault
I’ll try harder not to make you shout.
I’ll just pretend that you didn’t hit me
And didn’t come in this morning at three.
Don’

How Sweet R U?How sweet R U?U R SUPER SWEET!!!you are kind but a little nuerotic at times. you can be a bit crazy but it only adds to the fun you have!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Horoscope July2, 2007Plants need air, water and sunlight to grow. What are three essential items that your mind, body and spirit need to do the same? Think about it, then figure out ways to incorporate them into your life on a regular basis.

So Maybe I'm Weird.but i quiet literally just saw the Godfather I & II this weekend for the first time.
That's some good stuff! :D
I have to watch the third one cause I haven't seen it yet.

Can You Hear My Heart Break?Deep down inside, there's an endless ache
I need to know, can you hear my heart break?
You are the cause - You made it so
I just thought that you should know
My love was honest pure and kind
You couldn't get that through your mind
So you just threw my love away
Or are you saving it for a rainy day?
Beat after beat, my heart slowly breaks
Tear after tear my sould softly cries
for the love we shared; the love we lost
The price we paid, a heavy cost
My feelings don't come easily
I tried so hard to make you see
How can you judge so long ago
There was so much you didn't know
You couldn't trust, you didn't try
No big surprise you don't ever cry
You shed no tears throughout your life
Come rain or shine, peace or strife
Deep inside there's an endless ache
Now I know how it feels to have your heart break

-------------- To My Sweetest Rose-------THE RED ROSE WHISPER OF PASSION
AND THE WHITE ROSE BREATHES OF LOVE;
O THE RED ROSE IS FALCON
AND THE WHITE ROSE IS A DOVE
BUT I SEND YOU A CREAM-WHITE ROSEBUD
WITH A FLUSH ONIT PETAL TIPS
FOR THE LOVE THAT IS PUREST AND SWEETEST
HAS KISS OF DESIRE ON THE LIPS
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Signs"SIGNS"
In the front of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian
except the dog."
At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -
- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming."
In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman,
and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
At

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Yipie!!Well it was a good day so far today. Got up on time, went to the gym and got a great workout.. now I have to go and ruin this nice day and head to work. Today should be an intresting day at the very least. Have to make some serious decisions about some of my employees and also see how things are going to shake out for me at work this coming month.
I am however looking forward to the 4th, will be headed out to a BBQ at a friends house. They have a pool and its expcected to be in the mid 80's on the 4th so It sould be a good day. I am sitting here starving so I need to go get something to eat!!
have a great day!

Thank YouHey, I just wanted to say thank you to everyone I contacted for adding me. I think I've requested to be added more than people have requested to add me lol but I assume that's ok for a girl to innitiate the contact. Feel free to send all your friends my way, especially if they are local to me. Have a great day.

What I Love About You!!!!I love the way you look at me,
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.
I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.
I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

Never WeakTears swell up in my eyes
I close them tight and try not to cry
Anger is eating me alive…
It’s beating at my soul…
Ripping at my heart…
And lashing out at my happiness
I don’t want to be here
I want out of this hole
But I cannot see the summit
Of this endless tunnel
I hunt for an end…
And search for a shortcut…
But every branch I reach, snaps
And I’m sent back to the bottom
I’m once again forced to be alone
Because this place is truly unknown
I do not know myself anymore
I can’t say I’m the same person
Too many tricks have been played
For me to remain level
I’m too paranoid to notice the sinking
Until I’m so far under…
I can’t see the light anymore…
Only darkness and emptiness…
Life creeps away slowly
I beg it to come back
Why does it want to leave?
Am I really that horrible?
Once again I try not to cry
I can’t show pain…
They must not know…
I can’t be weak…
Not around them, not around anyone
I can’t be weak, I’m never weak
Never…

President Bush's Resignation SpeechPresident Bush's Resignation Speech
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before all y’all get all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.
Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the

Contest May End Lateok i had to send my personal computer in..not sure when i will have it back...when i have more time to were i can get everything done to end the soldier contest im holding i will do it...so as long as the ablum is still open you can still vote. thanks
Bonnie aka Adopt a soldier aka Dj Devil Witch

Contest May End Lateok i had to send my personal computer in..not sure when i will have it back...when i have more time to were i can get everything done to end the soldier contest im holding i will do it...so as long as the ablum is still open you can still vote. thanks
Bonnie aka Adopt a soldier aka Dj Devil Witch

Tell MeYour passion makes me think your love is true,
But I’m afraid I’m being lied to.
How do I know if you really love me?
Your desire is making me love you,
Even if I don’t want to.
I want to touch you and hold you tight…
Tell me that everything will be alright…
But that won’t make you love me too.
I’m confused, what should I do?
My heart tells me I love you, my brain says no
So I don’t really know what I should show…
Should I follow my heart?
Like I did to make this start?
Or should I listen to my mind,
And give you some more time?
Explain to me what I should do…
What would you do if I were you?
Tell me how you feel about me
What is it in me that you see?
I just want to know if your love is true
And if I should give my heart to you.

Ive Been GoneWell my mother has been very sick. They believe she has a bowel obstruction and has been in the hospital since last Thursday.
My mother has been battling cancer since December 06 her last chemo was 3 weeks ago. Now they think the blockage could be more cancer so more testing is on the way.
The biggest thing right now is that shes Bipolar and it has kicked in full force. Shes very delusional, paranoid and fights the nurses. She has a tube down her nose to try and remove the blockage and she keeps pulling it out.
So this is what Ive been doing all weekend. Ill update when I can.

PoemThe calm before the storm
A new breeze is born
Sand floats around me
As I watch the angry sea
Fearlessly the birds soar high
Listening to the rains lonesome cry.
Drops falling one by one
Harder and harder they come
Each piercing my skin
Bringing the pain farther in
Everything consumed by the rage
About to let loose from my cage.
All I have known is tossed about
I can’t do anything buy shout
One angry word thrown around
The most deadly sound
Finally the wrath begins to ease
No one but myself to please.
The anger has split our souls
And the sand has filled some holes
The wind has blew us different ways
But still some of the pain stays
Just walk away from me
And let my crying storm be.

Haveing Internet ProblemsHey all well I wont be on much for awhile i am having internet problems. but please all if you can hit me up and help me get some of the 238000 points gone.
thanks
jim and sarah

HelpDamnit...my music virgin downloading ass just realized that music i add to my playlist on imeem are switching to 30 second samples after I spent hours making sure the ones i added where the full length....
Does anyone know where i can get full length music for free?
I have a friend who is a VP for Cingular and she was telling me about some big new product they came out with this week that is supposed to be a phone, music player and can fly you to the moon and all this other shit...i have no clue about those kind of things.

From His Point Of ViewI'd met her once and enjoyed a nice meal with her that she'd had to prepare twice due to distractions. It was a nice chat to have and to know her better as the evening was drawing further on. We were alone and and then cuddling on her couch, stroking her skin and then kissing. Her eyes captivated me and caught me in their gaze, trusting me not to hurt her and I never would. We kissed and strokes one another tenderly and went into her room where my fingers danced over her body in a long slow massage. Her skin was soft and so perfect to the touch
I found myself between her thighs massaging her and licking her, stroking over her hot sex with my tongue and listening as her body reached the inevitable end and it was so beautiful. She returned the favor but my body betrayed me. Her mouth was so perfect, her actions so driven, and the ideas and thoughts floating through my head drove me over the edge within short minutes.
I wanted to submit myself to this Goddess, to her desires and ple

A Combat Soldiers PrayerA COMBAT SOLDIER'S PRAYER PLEASE REMEMBER THE SOLDIER'S ON JULY 4TH THEY HAVE DONE SO MUCH FOR US AND PLEASE KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS AND EVERYTHING
This combat soldier's prayer,
Who has served his time in Hell,
Is may we learn the lessons of war well,
That we not doom future generations,
The same old tales of horror to tell,
To endure what in youth they see mistakenly as glory.
Oh God, do not let our children
Repeat the same old story.
Make it so that America's babies live to grow old
In this land of the free and the bold.
Help us throw off the shackles of hate that bind
And grow old in a life of a peaceful kind.
Teach us that there is no glory in war,
Nor honor there that brave men should not abhor.
Teach us instead, one for another our brothers to love.
Shower us with thine Celestial message from above,
That we plant seeds of peace evermore
And make war-no-more!
Medi Vac Dustoff chopper
But if I should die on some far, far away battlefield
Know I ans

Help Him Out PleaseHERE IS A GOOD PLEASE COME AND HELP HIM OUT IN HIS WOLF CONTEST. HE WILL GIVE THE LOVE BACK WHEN HE GET ON TONIGHT. HERE IS THE LINK. Please Come and help me out.

Missing Theam!!!!!!!!!!I miss my kids so much it really breaks my heart....Now my bf is gone til the end of Sept... and I miss him more and more everyday.....Life is so boring here in the Soo and I'm doing everything I can to stay clean and out of trouble....Well thats all I feel like saying today....
Susan AKA Cleo{the devils spawn princess}

How You Make Me Feeli want to tell you my feelings inside, how you left me and how i had cried, you were so warm when you were bye my side, i know you couldn`t hurt me if you tired, there are so many things i didnt say , because the words always get in the way, oh how i wish you would just stay, here with me forever and a day, thoughts of you run threw my head, i write so much i am out of lead, i wish you were here in my bed, being without you makes me feel dead, oh how i long to feel your touch, when you are away i miss you too much, you make me feel like a fool as such, come to me and let me touch , that heart of yours that seems to be stoled, i know sometimes i am so cold, just longing for you to let me hold, why must you make me feel so old, why did i ever let you steal my heart, knowing that we are always apart, maybe we can both make a new start, if only you would give me back my heart, oh cant you see the pain you are giving me, why cant i just make you see , what it is you really mean to me , or m

One More TryWhy did you leave me all alone, did i not let my feelings shown. I tried my best to make you happy, yeah , I know I am not your daddy. Cant help myself and the way i feel, it just comes out in a spiel. Need you now to be by my side, these are the feelings I always hide. I am on my knees , you want me to beg, or am I just pulling my own leg. Do you really want me back, no, I haven`t` been smoking crack. I just want you to give me another try, before you start to see another guy. Please don't leave, you will make me cry, can you give me one more try. I wrote you a song I want to sing, don't know the joy that you bring. Can`t get you out of my head, even though you have left my bed. Feeling this way I am dead inside, maybe I should go for a ride. I would just try and find you, sorry about every thing i did not do. Okay i guess goodbye is in order, I will just get lost in a corner. Didn`t really mean to make you mad. now I am so sorry and very sad. Goodbye my princess, I will let you go, e

AnythingTHIS IS ABOUT ME......I AM IN THE MIDDLE MOVING RIGHT NOW SO IF I AM NOT HERE DONT STOP LOVING ME......I PROMISE ANYTIME I CAN ILL LOVE YA BACK ......SO MORE THEN OTHERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.......SO SMILE AND BE FUCKING HAPPY

To All My Ct Friends/given To Me By A Sweetheart Check Him Out Profile In My Comment :)"""I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is
ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOV

Hamburger And Macaroni1 pound ground beef
1 yellow onion, chopped (or mixed chopped green onion greens and yellow onion)
Olive oil
1/2 teaspoon Vegesal or other seasoned salt
Dash crushed red pepper
1/2 teaspoon celery seed
1 large can (28 oz) of diced tomatoes
2 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup chopped parsley
2 cups uncooked macaroni (use rice pasta for wheat-free version)
1 Get a large pot of hot water heating and begin cooking the macaroni as per the directions on the macaroni package.
2 In a skillet, brown the ground beef in a tablespoon of olive oil on high heat. Stir only infrequently so that the ground beef has an opportunity to brown.
3 In a large skillet, sauté chopped onion with a tablespoon of olive oil on medium high heat. Add the ground beef and lower the heat to medium. Add a dash of crushed red pepper. Add Vegesal or other seasoned salt. Add celery seed. Add canned tomatoes. Add Worcestershire sauce. Bring to a simmer and let simmer for 5 minutes. Mix in the drained

Hamburger And Macaroni1 pound ground beef
1 yellow onion, chopped (or mixed chopped green onion greens and yellow onion)
Olive oil
1/2 teaspoon Vegesal or other seasoned salt
Dash crushed red pepper
1/2 teaspoon celery seed
1 large can (28 oz) of diced tomatoes
2 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup chopped parsley
2 cups uncooked macaroni (use rice pasta for wheat-free version)
1 Get a large pot of hot water heating and begin cooking the macaroni as per the directions on the macaroni package.
2 In a skillet, brown the ground beef in a tablespoon of olive oil on high heat. Stir only infrequently so that the ground beef has an opportunity to brown.
3 In a large skillet, sauté chopped onion with a tablespoon of olive oil on medium high heat. Add the ground beef and lower the heat to medium. Add a dash of crushed red pepper. Add Vegesal or other seasoned salt. Add celery seed. Add canned tomatoes. Add Worcestershire sauce. Bring to a simmer and let simmer for 5 minutes. Mix in the drained

Sounds Familiar.Urban Word of the Day
June 30, 2007: nfi
No Fucking Idea
The manager has NFI of the work that goes on around here...

July 2, 2007Make the most of the opportunities that come your way, both in love and in business. Some of them might be on the unusual side. Before you say no, consider the possibilities -- the outcome could be terrific!
BABY...what do you think this means?????

MystifyDance, dance with the wind a sweet waltz.
Smile, smile with the sun as the moon tells his funny tales.
Cry, cry with the rain as it showers down a precious rain of loneliness.
The world may play with times of joy and feel the pain that comes, But if you open your arms and embrace these things then you will become the one.
The One only One, is all it takes to change the things we see, to change the things we judge, and to change who we need to be.

Quote For July 2July 2, 2007
Quote of the Day
"Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever."
– Margaret Cho

Good Morning Ct From The Gimptastic One!!I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!!1052 VOTES AHEAD!!!! I WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO HAVE HAD A HAND IN GETTING ME THIS FAR!! YOU LADIES AND
GENTS STRAIGHT UP ROCK! I KNOW THIS BLOG/BULLETIN HAS GOTTEN A BIT REDUNDANT, BUT MY HOME PC IS ON ITS LAST LEGS AND IT IS EASIER TO COPY/AND
PASTE A FORM BLOG/BULLETIN BECAUSE ITS FASTER. I NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS PC IS GANNA CRAP OUT ON ME SO I WANT TO GET THE UPDATES OUT ASAP.
THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH IT. ALSO DUE TO MY PC ISSUES, IT IS HARDER FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU GUYS AND GALS COMMENT AND RATE LOVE. DONT THINK I AM
IGNOREING YOU OR SLIGHTING YOU. THAT IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH. THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL YOUR PATIENCE AND SUPPORT!!!!
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Natural Highs.............1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS.
24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
26. Your first kiss (

Monday Morning July 2 Thought For The DayIndiscriminately chosen friends may bring trouble, but a genuine friend sticks with you through thick and thin.
Now think about that how many of us have friends or had friends that were there as long as things were goin soomthly but as soon as they were needed they poofed.
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The Pink DressThe Pink Dress
There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.
Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.
Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat
And watched the people go by.
She never tried to speak
She never said a word.
Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.
The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see
If the little girl would still be there.
Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was
Yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes.
Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.
For as we al l know, a park full of strange people is not a place
For young children to play alone.
As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress.
It was grotesquely shaped.
I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no
Effort to speak to her.
As I got closer, the littl

What I Find Rude!I understand that cherry tap is all about meeting friends and what not. However it's also nice to level up and have your pics rated. I seem to keep adding people that are only interested in my NSFW pics. Hey that's cool and all, but I get no points for those rates and comments and that's the only ones you guys rate. I'm not saying all of you, but the majority of you yes!
So I am locking them up and if ya want in them get to know me and rate my other pics.
If ya think i'm a bitch for this...delete me! I don't need you as a friend. Go rent a porno!
Thanks,
Jackie

Monday 7/2/07I can't believe how far behind I am on writing here,but oh well lol.
We got back from Lexington lastnight and had a really good time. Saturday we were able to take my brother out of the hospital for the afternoon so we went to see a movie and hang out at the hotel for a bit where my parents and I were staying.
Yesterday we took him out for a nice steak dinner and to shop at the Fayette mall in Lexington.
He's doing really well and will get to come home on the 11th.
His roommate goes home tomorrow so I have a feeling he'll be down about that until he is able to come home himself since he and Daniel have such a good time together.
Anyway, I haven't done much yet today except chat and do a little bit of mumming so I can hopefully level up again soon since I've been stuck at the same level for awhile now lol.
Well, I'm getting hungry and not much else to report so I think I'll end this here and maybe write again later today. Have a great day all.

Untitledfriends surround me everyday, glad they are able to stay, you know i couldn`t go the day, without you here to even say, thank you for you all being there, if you weren`t here i`d pull out my hair, it shows me that you really care, we laugh so loud the people stare, wherever we go we have fun, you wouldn`t believe the things we`ve done , we even made fun of a nun, but that was really kinda dumb, for that we are surely going to hell, i hope you laugh,but please don't tell, i can here the mission bell, going down to find the things they sell, it seems to me that most friends come and go, in my mind that really does blow, the pain in my face lets it show , thats why i always drive to slow, don`t let life pass you bye, whatever you do give it your best try, i am your friend so why should i lie, even though i am a regular guy , so take these words and take them to heart, grabbing life would be a good start, if it goes to fast for you let it cart, you away and build a new part, so my friend f

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Thank You !hello again it me , sitting here trying to see, what there is out there that i want to be, so are you like that, or it is just me, i stay confused all the time, just sitting here cant i just whine, i don't always let myself rhyme, and somethings i can be so unkind, i don`t try to but i do anyway, woke up in just another average day, don't really know what i want to say, so i will go over to a friends house and stay, maybe she can help with what i feel, doubt it she makes me out to be a heel, always plays spades obsessed with going nil, watch out there is a banana peel, yeah i know i am crazy as a rat, hey at least i don't have to wear a hat, i don't like to pet my favorite cat, purrs so nice and all of that, you know i am glad i woke up in a good mood, i can say i am alive and kicking, breathing up the air that is so crisp and clear, and i am also glad you are here to listen, thank you all for being there for me, but right now i got to go pee, so i will stop just for now, be back later

When You Have An "i Hate My Job" Day ....When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS

Look Honey! Free Sausage!!Pig Parts Spill Closes Chicago Highway
Jul 1, 10:14 PM (ET)
CHICAGO (AP) - A busy section of highway was closed for seven hours Sunday after a truck tipped over and spilled pig ears, pig feet and grease.
The greasy pig parts created slippery conditions and forced the closure of northbound lanes of the Edens Expressway in Chicago. The lanes were reopened Sunday afternoon.
A sudden shift in the truck's load caused it to tip onto its side, said Illinois Department of Transportation spokesman Mike Claffey.
Hassan Ware, 39, of the Chicago suburb of Bolingbrook, was cited for driving too fast for conditions and spilling his load on a highway, according to state police.
Transportation department workers used sand to absorb the grease, Claffey said. They also sprayed a foam usually used in hazardous materials situations and spread rock salt to provide more traction.
"This is obviously something that's really hard to clean up," Claffey said.

Anger Problems??Man Punches 'Rude' Drive-Thru Clerk
Jun 29, 10:04 PM (ET)
PENN HILLS, Pa. (AP) - A man who thought the clerk at a fast-food drive-through was rude for not saying "please" and "thank you" punched her in the face, police said. Duane L. Williams, angered by what he felt was the clerk's rudeness, walked into the store to complain just before 8 p.m. Wednesday, Penn Hills police Chief Howard Burton said Friday.
Before the manager could meet with Williams, he walked back outside, pushed open the drive-through window and punched the 19-year-old woman in the face. The clerk was bruised, but not badly hurt, Burton said.
"He didn't like the girl's attitude because she didn't say 'please' and 'thank you,'" Burton said.
The store manager ran outside to get Williams' license plate number and called police.
Williams, 46, told police he had "anger-management issues" when he turned himself in later that night, Burton said.
"He was unable to tell the officer why he did that. He said

My SkyI sit and I see her smile, she just lights up my sky. Don`t see her all that much, but, I do try to be that guy. That she thinks about all the time, even though I am not always around. Yes I do love her with all my heart, and sometimes I don`t stand my ground. When it comes to being with her, I can`t let it all out. See her as little as possible, with her mother I have little clout. That doesn`t matter she knows I love her, and when I am with her we have fun. So I can rest each and every night, when I think about "my sky"!! RACHEL !

New SectionFor inquries please get with me anyone wanting to join just make your mark on a comment here i will gladly explain what this Section is

This Trip Rocks!!!I'm having a blast. Can't believe I'm going back tomorrow. I've made some awesome new friends, done things that would make most people blush and am heading out for one last day of fun. I've learned a few things on this trip too. I am not ugly and I could pick up a guy fairly easy. At 33 skinny dipping is still fun and some people just suck. I am no longer willing to be pushed around and my anyone who takes me for granted will find themselves without. There are people out there who are gonna put me down and take me for granted and I don't need that. Watch out world the Evil Pixi has a new out look on life and I will be treated like I'm special (and I don't mean short bus special) and I will never let someone make me feel unimportant again! I'mo top o the world!!!!

Sophie Pic BoxGood mornnin all you wonderfull cherries just thought i would put sum pics up here of Sophie for every one to see. I am not sure yet If I will be putting any up in my albums as I don't want any one putting rude comments on her pics. time will tell.but for now there are a few here as well as on my main page.

I Think I Know This ChickSeriously! She's been in my Yoga classes!!
Police: Woman Burglarized Cars with Her Kids
(CBS) DALLAS An Arlington woman is facing charges after police say she got her children to help her steal car stereos from a local Chevrolet dealership.
On June 17, security cameras at Lynn Smith Chevrolet in Burleson showed what appeared to be two adults breaking into cars and removing the stereos.
Police say this morning they arrested the woman responsible, 34-year-old Heather Gehring.
In fact, according to police, the person in the video who looked like an adult male was actually Gehring's 16-year-old son.
Officers say Gehring and the 16-year-old burglarized several cars at the dealership.
Police say the other child shown in the surveillance video is Gerhing's 8-year-old son. Officers say the younger child acted as a lookout for his mother and brother.
Police say about 90 minutes after the burglaries, Gehring pawned one of the stolen stereos at a Fort Worth pawn shop. Offic

Satellite Tv For Your PcI promise you it's not a virus or popups! I don't want to try and explain it because you have to see it for yourself. Click the link below or copy and paste it to your browser.
http://beaumatt.ipodpsp.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=SATV1

Just A Note....You may notice that I emptied out my family list.... I felt it only right that the people that went the way I asked be in that folder.. Well besides my boyfriend. But hes the only exception. I deleted a few of my closest friends, not because I didnt want to be able to caht with them easier but because it wasnt fair to the others. Im also cleaning my friends list. If I delete you and you were not yet fanned when I stop by your page you will be fanned. If you would like to become my friend again just send another request. Yes Im trying to watch for people I talk to alot. Thanks guys have a good day. Im of to get grocerys and go to the dr. luv ya

ElmoGood Morning All
Just a little joke to start your day, your going to love this one
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning
to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's.

Four MonthsFour months ago
i was broken
and i was stupid
Four months ago
i was weak
and i believed the lies
but now look at me,
i stand with my head high
i stand stronger
they can't hurt me anymore
and their lies are ignored
Four months ago
i was hurt
and i went through hell
but no more
i am not like i was then
and i will not go back
i have more now to live for
than i did then
it was not my time four months ago
but it is my time now

I Am Sick Of It!!!Pregnancy blows!! I am tired of being fat and tired and bitchy and being alone for it all. My daughters daddy is in Oregon and sharing a "perfect family" with his ex which I cant blame him for--they are about to have 2 gorgeous little boys. I have two baby girls on the way but we lost our daughter Ivy and feel like he is mad at me for it cuz he didnt get to see her or hold her before she died. Things were supposed to be different and they are exactly the same. I get sacrificed for the good of her emotions and its killing me this time around. Last summer I wasnt caring soo much but after everything this last year and the last few months me and him have gone through I cant do it again. I really really cant. Damn you!!! I hate you and I love you all in the same turn and for many of the same reasons. Something has to change or Im gonna go insane. Hell I already am. Only he can make me feel like this and I wish it wasnt that way.

The Past WeekendAside from missing my bf wicked bad this weekend, he worked his butt off all weekend, while I was at motorcycle license training surprizely enough I PASSED! Woo Hoo
Lots of Cherry Love
Chow Chow

Attension Family,friends + The K.o.w.'sLord Wolf Commander + Chief,Kingdom of Wolves,Owner Wolf's Den Lounge.Formerly Founder L.R.L.~Society of Wolves,Royal Bombing Wolves.
Hows it going? Comment bombing is when you comment the Same Picture,over an Over.Wether someone in the Family,or Contestants in Contests to Help them Win.For a Show of Pride an Honor. ,Kingdom of Wolves,.Founded by myself.When a Contestant needs us to Bomb. me..Depending how well you Bomb for her or His Contest Determines the Gift's you receive from me.If the Contestant wins the Contest.All Bombers will Get a Great Gift from me.Upon bombing for the Contestant.I will post her Link to that Contest~,Stash,Bulletin,Blog,An also Distribute to all Bombers of Kingdom of Wolves Family.Everyone Wins.If you yourself wants to Enter a Contest.You will have our Family here to Bomb for you.I was also the Founder of L.R.L.>~Society of Wolves.I have been a Bit Stern in the Past.Trying to Chill a Bit.I Drop many 11's as well per day.An if I see someone who

RatingsI have been cruising homepages, and reading profiles alot recently and I noticed alot of people talking about "downrating." Now I can only assume that this means rating them a 1. Personally I could care less what I am rated, but I can see how some people might. I rate profiles and pics as I see it. I am sorry if I didnt rate you as high as you think you should have been, but I guess I just dont think like you do. Have a great day and take care.

Transformers Movieso yeah as u can see im a fan of the 80's especially Transformers i went to where it all began here in good old rhode island where hasbro made Transformers for us all. Hey who knew that it was gonna explode and it did toys, then a tv show, the cartoon movie and you all know what happens many seasons of transformers. So i went to the transformers convention here in rhode island and well dang there is a god lol all the toys i use to have and i miss thanks brad for riping the legs of jetfire and oh yeah where did optimus prime go. He he he yeah oh i dont know what happend to your construticons maybe you should check the garbage no im j/k. Hey i love video games, i collect comics, and watch way to many movies but thats me im a dork.

Average Dude RantDear Hot Chicks,
Hi, my name is Tim, or Joe, or Sam. Though we haven't had a formal introduction I'm sure you know me, or at least what I represent here. I'm fat guys. I'm nerdy guys. I'm short guys, bald guys, dorky guys, spazzes, weirdos. Hobos, and guys without great jobs, cars, or clothes. I just wanted to take a second to talk to you about something very important to me, something it doesn't seem that you realize:
If you are physically attractive and dress in such a way to grab the attention of attractive males, you will also grab the attention of us unattractive males.
I'm sorry you're attractive though I am not. Believe me, it is probably as hard for me as it is for you. It isn't like I didn't sometimes wish I was some hot dude with whom you would make out at some shitty party with bad music. But just so you know, you were showing a lot of cleavage on the escalator at Barnes and Noble today and even though I wasn't the guy you wanted to attract, I like boobs just like

Marinated Tri-tip Roast With Mushrooms And GarlicMarinade:
The cloves (20-30 cloves) from 4 heads of garlic, separated from the base, but not peeled (there is a lot of flavor in the papery skin)
1 fresh jalapeño chili pepper, stem removed, the rest left whole
Juice of one lime
2 cups warm water
1/2 teaspoon salt
Tri tip and sauce:
One tri tip roast, about 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 pounds, with a layer of fat on one side left on
Olive oil
8 ounces fresh shiitake mushrooms, sliced
6-8 large cloves garlic, peeled and sliced
1 red onion, chopped
1 to 2 cups fine dry red wine, such as a Cabernet
Salt and pepper
1 Prepare the marinade by putting the marinade ingredients into a blender, and blend for 10 to 15 seconds until well blended. Place meat and marinade in a airtight plastic bag or plastic container. Place in refrigerator and let marinate overnight.
2 Remove meat from refrigerator and still wrapped, let come to room temperature.
3 Pre-heat oven to 500°F. Rub olive oil all over the roast surface. Place on a roasting pan,

Hot DamnI HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO MY NEXT LVL,, WHICH TOOK ME FOREVER AND A DAMN DAY... ALTHOUGH I COULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YA'LL HELPING SO I AM THANKING YOU FER THIS... MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!

CevichePreparation time: 15 minutes to prepare, 6 hours to let sit.
The first time I made ceviche, I was amazed. I could actually see the lemon and lime juice turning the color of the fish from translucent pink to opaque white. The acid from the limes and lemons change the structure of the proteins in the fish, essentially "cooking" the fish without using heat. I love ceviche rolled up in a freshly cooked, still warm corn tortilla with lettuce and salsa.
2 lbs of firm, fresh red snapper fillets, cut into 1/2 inch pieces, completely deboned
1/2 cup of fresh squeezed lime juice
1/2 cup of fresh squeezed lemon juice
1/2 purple onion, finely diced
1 cup of fresh peeled, seeded, and chopped tomatoes
1 serrano chili, seeded and finely diced
2 teaspoons of salt
dash of ground oregano
dash of Tabasco or a few grains of cayenne pepper
Cilantro
Avocado
Tortillas or tortilla chips
In a non-reactive casserole dish, either Pyrex or ceramic, place the fish, onion, tomatoes, chili, sal

Name This PoemWe gasp at straws of truth and yet we find that truth is gone, flowing in the sands of time drenched in a sea of wrong
we search through grains of peace and yet the war still wages on, we stand so strong with passion while we sing a death filled song.
we stand with pride in beauty and yet hate still knocks us down, so search within to find yourself and realize your heaven bound

Baked Ling Cod With Lemon-garlic Butter Sauce1 (2-pound) fillet of ling cod
Olive oil
Salt and Pepper
1 Prepare the sauce.*
2 Arrange an oven rack so that when the fish is on a baking pan in the oven it will be 4 to 5 inches from the heat. Preheat the oven to 350°F.
3 Rinse the fillet in cold water, cut into 2 (1-pound) pieces. Remove any bones with fish-bone tweezers or (spotless clean) pliers. Lay out flat in a aluminum foil lined baking pan. Rub some olive oil over both sides of the pieces, enough to coat. Sprinkle both sides with a few shakes of salt and pepper. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes, until just done. To test, use the tip of a knife to gently cut into the thickest part of the fillet. The fish is done when the fish has just turned from translucent to opaque at the center. Once you pull the fish out of the oven it will continue to cook for a few minutes. (Check this the informative video on this web page: How to Tell When Fish is Done.
Serves 4.
*Lemon-Garlic Butter Sauce (also posted here)
This reci

Old Rantings Of A Broken MindJune 28, 2006
Asking myself why
Why
Why are you here for me when everyone else has fled from the scene
Fled from what could have been my rescue
You stand there unflinching as the cold air stings
You think you can keep it from happening
Your illusions and facades will not save me from the inevitable
The inevitable event that is my immergence into a new consciousness
A consciousness that no one understands but I
Seems as though I never stop running
Running away from the past
While not even heading towards the future
The inevitability of my pain is overcome me
It will never stop
Never cease or desist
Always returning for another piece
Another piece of me
I am helpless to stop the cycle
As it returns
And returns
July 20, 2006
Love
Why is this an elusive creature
One that I am not even sure resides inside of me anymore
Why must everyone be so entranced by it
When will I get over that love I had once
Never to come around again
I will not apologiz

Dont Know What To Call This!Today, July 2, 2007, Monday morning 9:39 am.
Isnt Love supposed to feel good? shouldn't it uplift your spirits, keep you floating on a cloud,shouldnt there be a song in your heart, and cherrished memories in your mind to recall when the other is not around. What do you feel when you fall out of love? Is your spirit dragging on the ground, has the music stopped playing, and the memories you have are nightmares you want to forget? How do you stop the tears from falling. And if the music stopped playing how can you start it again. What if the person you dedicate your song to, no longer wishes to dance with you. What is a soul to do...

Canadian Pizza Girl RantSo after about 2 years of being a pizza delivery girl, I’m fed up!
1. First off, lets put in a simple fact: Pizza delivery is considered a hazardous job by the US government. They are third most likely to be murdered on the job, right after police officers and taxi drivers. Myself being a 22 year old female, that risk is approximately 5 times greater. Although I’m not in the US, Canada has plenty of latent axe-wielding maniacs, disgruntled computer geeks that haven’t stepped out of their house in months, crazy cat ladies, pig men, and other potentially dangerous creatures. That brings me to my next point…
2. If I drive 10 km out of town to your trailer park, and you open the door in a sleeveless plaid shirt, and then ask me to come in, don’t get offended if I don’t. Don’t get offended if I take off running either. You might be a decent guy, but I’ve seen enough cliché axe murderer movies to know better.
3. Chances are, though, if you’re the creep in the plaid shirt living i

8 Words W/2 Meanings Plus More....1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest express

BlahGod I hope today goes by fast.
It's boring the hell out of me already.

After Surgerywell im home and i did great during the surgery and i went at 4:30 was in surgery by 5 out by 6 and in recovery and came home at 7 yay lol

People Who Take The Internet Way Too Seriously...It's the internet. Relax. E-fighting is juvenile and lacks character. Getting your panties in a bunch, gentlemen, because someone doesn't or won't talk to you, is a pointless waste of energy. And for that matter, some of you ladies too.
There's too many men and women, to get bent out of shape over one. Just remember that. I have to.. remind myself of this from time to time as well, so don't think I'm not at least attempting to practice what I preach.
And I don't bother arguing with losers... I'll just block you and ignore your ass. :)

Marital BlissWife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was just looking for the expiration date."
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."
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Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes!! "I

Larry The Cable Guy Says......1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand . . . you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper woul

Erections ??A bakery owner hires a young sexy blonde who liked to wear very short sexy skirts and thong panties, not to mention braless tops that showed of her big boobs.
One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the sexy girl and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the sexy girl and the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the hottie, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."
She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view of the thongs and the tits, just as he surmised she would. When the blonde comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.
As the sexy woman retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the

WowPAINTED FLOOR BATHROOM
OK IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING (not that you would LOL)
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM
You open the door and this is what you see ...
NOW REMEMBER, THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!
IT KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY DOESN'T IT?

For The Guys!!! You'll Enjoy This....The Joy of Outdoor Cooking (for men)
After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to spring and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the Man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Now, here comes the important part:
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and

Finally The Answer!The Explanation of life
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I 'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How abo