She crawls around the city with a shitty little grin
and says she’s not for sale
Gotta need and she’s gonna find someone
To infect with her alley cat venom

Get it up on the run and get inside
Giving in to a round of drunken lies
Pressed in tight feel the bite when the burning
comes through in a week or two

La la la la la Lydia
La la la la laced with Chlamydia

A lot of other lovers that have gotten undercover
And been ‘kissed’ by you
Have spread a little bit of Lydia’s lovin’
A daisy chain from venereal heaven

Stuck it in skin to skin and now you’ll pay
Get the pleasure of pissin’ out razor blades
Fucks outrageous but the bitch is so contagious
Now you got it too

She gives it up to anybody that’ll take it
Doesn’t matter if she cums or if she fakes it
Such a pretty slut, don’t even blush when she’s touchin’ it
Never says your rushin’ it
You know she’s tainted, complicated
From the time that you got it up, you should’ve covered up

Tattoo above an asset nice and round
The stamp says ‘what goes around comes around’
And every time that you cum, she’ll be cumin with you…
In someone new