Please don’t let me be the first to tell you about Forever Landfill. The gist of the matter is this: Los Angeles is a typical Southern California people mecca in that it has far outgrown it’s own resources and capacity to even come close to sustaining itself. It now holds true for trash, too. Very soon, LA will be out of room for refuse. Private industry to the rescue! Forever Landfill lets you purchase your very own garbage dump plot (hillside or flat) and will pretty much guarantee that your unwanted stuff always has a place to rest. As long as they are in business, of course. Giant curbside trash bins available in a variety of photoshopped decor…