The above paragraph had me laughing for a while. That's pretty funny.
No offense.

Yeah, luckily they are kind enough to usually just swing me around to keep other ukes at bay, or hold me in front to adsorb the shinai wacks, and have never actually tossed me into the pack. One of my favorite partners, when he feels he's messed up the technique past recovery, just sighs and throws me over his shoulders. It's more embarassing when I'm nage and get lifted up (rats, so much for weight underside...sigh).