Dumb Things

I’m a nerd who likes lots of stuff, often with worrying levels of intensity. My job is to fix peoples problems without rolling my eyes. I make a okay living doing it, which is okay because I spend most of my time working or reading or writing or watching things or playing stuff or eating dinner with friends, not expensive stuff like attending a caviar tasting on the Orient Express while plotting a murder. I have lived up to none of my father’s expectations. I love Memphis in the way you wish your cat loved you but never will because he’s a cat and just thinks of you as a mobile grocery store and hot water bottle. Welcome to my brain.