Honestly, I can be a real idiot when I'm sleepy. I actually said this after I woke up.

"Hey, how many quarters are there?"

At least I'm not the biggest idiot that I know.

I was talking to this one kid about school, and he was talking to me about Latin. That's when he said the following:
"Latin is not a dead language. Since everything comes from Latin, it still must be the most widely spoken language in the world."

This kid is also known for doing and saying very stupid stuff, like attempting to jump on a pole but it comes into contact with his crotch.

I was crossing a parking lot one day when this black lady in a car behind me started honking at me like crazy so I put my hands up and gave her a what the heck lady chill out kinda look. She then proceeded to shout "you got somethin to say to me? look at you, you know you a nerd white boy!" Mind you my skin is clearly brown along with my hair. I then replied with "oh how ironic, a racist black woman". She then threatened to "beat my ass like my momma should have", the rest is history lol.

I thought it was pretty funny that even though she could clearly see the color of my skin her racism was terribly inaccurate and also even though she didn't know a single thing about me she was right about me being a nerd. haha

Teacher: Okay Analise, what country is south of Canada? (Note: we live in Canada)
Analise: uhhhh..... Quebec?
This was is the ninth grade." I always thought Disneyland was in the clouds.""How do I spell my name in French?"*Points to my friend's 3DS* "Wow, is that a Nintendo?""What does 'Explain' mean?"Teacher: This was called the seven oaks incident where this guy and this guy met and fought for unknown reasons at a bunch of trees
Classmate: What's an Oak?