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2016-04-27: Oh Christ, this is a terrible idea.

Look, do me a favor: If you don't like /qst/, don't just mindlessly downvote every entry or archive shitposts. I'm only doing this to ensure QMs don't lose anything in the transition, if a transition even occurs. Take it up with 4chan moderation, don't take it out on me. Please? :(

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

In the sixties, a mad Soviet mystic named Alyosha Stadzec succeeded with what should be impossible. He opened a portal to Hell. But instead of infernal legions pouring out to conquer the Earth, what emerged were beings not too unlike ourselves. Sure, they had wings, horns, red skin, and such... but they were actually pretty decent people.

We start a quest that seems to be originally a pick your choices picture. We switch characters three times before we come to a showdown between Leet, the main character for now, against three novice? wizards. It ends in shenanigans.

We summon a spryte to turn our plucky hipster waitress back into a human. She kind of becomes a human sized spryte though. We then promptly get attacked by a goddamn Erinyes and shoot it twice. It hurts, cops show up, we run, pass out, hobo takes over, summons a fae queen, then tries to summon an elricth horror and promptly gets lightning bolted.

A trio of onis are bested, a demon is bested/Slab fixes a misty gaze, a summoning goes awry, a receptionist makes a daring escape, potted plants get kidnapped, the moose falls, Aya has a funky dream and a fever! Get down, get down!

In which the bullied fights back, tall tales are told to a magician, a dryad is rescued, a downtrodden sandal is bested, a demon is flayed, a warrior is captured, a cave is made cosy and a gunner grapples a panther.