The broadcast team of Itchy & Scratchy and POOCHIE Mike and Mike and Mike did a great job last night. Monday Night Football: come for the fantasy impact, but stay for the old man sweaty ball-hustling. Thanks, ESPN!

(…and thanks to reader/Nobel Laureate Brammer for the screencap. And for the cold sweat of 7 hours of nightmares.)

Update: Just saw that Deadspin had this on the live-blog last night. That little slut Brammer must get around.