So
many dudes send us
pics
of chicks they meet online, or pics they found of 'hot'
girls/models. It’s
really annoying me to see most of
these, because you can tell the guys are caught in the Matrix.
Most of the pics sent
are white girls or Latinas in
thongs/bikinis, but dudes don’t see the trickery of
hiding painfully obvious FLAT asses, nor do they see there is
no
real ass to admire on many of these chicks! They just see flat ass,
showing skin and they're impressed. It's
part of the social programming that the worlds of fashion and Hollywood
have stuck in your brain, along with old timers' social
programming.
It was once believed that only White Women had flat asses, and it was
an attribute that many guys who loved white women, were searching
exclusively for. What many did not know, due to stereotypes,
was that Blacks (and other ethnics), ALSO HAD FLAT ASSES. So
men didn't have to only look for white girls, if they liked flat,
non-penis-threatening, ass. However, dudes did not LIKE the
OTHER kinds of flat ass, and would quickly see that this exclusive ass
class, was not so exclusive anymore, even worse, the ethnics with flat
ass were judged much more poorly, than white women with flat ass,
because of stereotypes that their asses should have been more full.
Not everyone subscribed to the philosophy, and many white
dudes who date black women go for black women who carry that flat ass
(just look, and you will see them when you're out and about).
You will rarely see the white guy who wants a black chick
with stereotypical big booty- just not happening. With the
flat ass market opening up, women and clothing makers had to evolve, to
trick men into liking the flat ass more, because the other men were
finding that more curvaceous women were the rage! Societies were
breaking the mold on what was a hot ass, and not bigger, fuller or more
defined ass became more interesting because it was just that, an ass
that was INTERESTING to look at and play with. What can you do with
flat ass? Nothing! So the standard had been broken, in ass appreciation.

You've to
understand something; your grandfather is the one who set the mold of
what
made women look hot, years ago, and those old, frail images of women,
turned on men who were sexually threatened by women, especially if she
had size to her. We're talking about guys who were so
threatened
by Black men taking their women, that they'd gather the town fold to
catch a black guy, then cut off that Black man's penis.
Little
dick complex will never go away, and today you see the sickness in men
obsessed with penis enhancement products, as he is threatened by
anything that points out how small or inefficient his own penis is,
especially if faced with a woman who has some girth on her ass an
thighs. Most guys can't hit it right, as you can
read in our POON BLOCKAGE posting
. So that same guy, concerned with threats to his little
penis,
must have women with child-like lower body size, yet ironically enough
wants that same body to have HUGE breast. lol Why? Because
because big breast don't threaten his small crotch. But it
goes
beyond just this guy, as there is a 'fashion sense' to this size woman
too. Fashion/Hollywood heads made boney chicks hot, but have
you
ever stopped and thought about what guys are actually picking these
women as the models you salivate over? IT'S GAY MEN PICKING THE
SKINNIEST CHICKS WITH NO ASS!
Yes, that's who decides who's hot and not, in that world.
Your
taste, in skinny little women, is also set by gay men. lol
That's
part of the European Beauty Standards, which (in this case) specifies
that skinny, mal-nutritioned, white women, with straight hair, colored
yes and white skin are hot, and anything else is ugly. I've
never
once
had someone every tell me that a black, boney, flat assed chick was
hot. lol Everyone, from white to black, will cite
'ill she
has no ass!',
but the ass will be exactly the same size as the white girls and
exactly the same body as the white girls. Either way it's
boring and uneventful ass that most of America salivates over.

Now, just as a reminder to the
bigger booty loving crowd,
not every small ass is bad. Ass Appreciation is about nice
ass as
all sizes. A very tiny ass, that is nice and fully round is
HOT.
The problem is that many are passing off the model, throw-up,
bony white chicks, as the standard for all things beautiful. Well the
kinds of women we might like are excluded from this group, so by nature
we lash out and say "fuck their standard", but don't confuse corny,
flat ass with their standard. ANY bump on the booty is called being
"too fat" in the model world, and small booty with nice bump to them
are not to be lumped in there with the bony shit. By our standards,
below is an example of a hot, small ass (no matter what race is
attached to it):

EXCELLENT,
SMALL ASS!

TRICKERY:
TRYING TO GET YOU TO IGNORE THE UGLY MYSTERY SPACE

So, what causes many of us to
quickly disregard smaller asses, immediately as FLAT and ugly?
It has to deal with the overall view of the back side, and
sometimes some social stereotypes come to play. Flat ass was
OK for white girls, but blacks and Latinas (not Hispanics), had that
African gene in them, so you expected MORE in the way of booty meat, or
some kind of structure back there. As it turned out, many
people found that flat asses were not exclusive to Whites and Asians,
and at the same time, realized that a little booty with nice curvature
was actually BETTER than flat ass. So that put the pressure
on flat ass to try to come up with ways of look more
presentable. The secret that the flat ass loving crowd knows,
which
technically makes them share the same distaste in certain aspects of a
flat ass, as yourself, is this key component that can sit right ABOVE
the ass. There
is thisSPACE,
in the lower back region, that is right below the back but right above
the ass/tail-bone, and depending on the body, can be shaped like all
kinds of weirdness. Not every woman has this feature and not every
affect is the same on a booty. Depending on the woman's body,
you might or
might not even notice it. It's independent of a female's
height, so it can show up on backsides of skinny, tall chicks or fat,
short chicks. You've seen this before, right? Ok here's a
normal looking lowerback/butt/Mystery
Space setup:

You have the form that shows up
as a clump of meat that, in some positions, looks like it's part of the
booty meat. It's not, btw:

Then you have the flat kinds,
that don't protrude, but are very long and makes a chick
look like a Frankfurter dog!:

Then you have the ones that look like a wide, flat cutting-board shape,
extending off of the back and
intruding on the space on top of the booty, most case making a WIDE
look:

And nearly every shot you see with a chick that has a weird Mystery
Space, you'll notice her arching, bending to try to fool your eyes into
ignoring that space. Yes, women were aware of this space way before you!

Many women know this space, and HATE IT
themselves, so try a bunch of trickery so that you don't notice this
space. In most flat assed women, this space is painfully
obvious.
The Mystery Space makes the ass look LONG or makes
the back
look LONG, but mostly it affects the way the booty looks overall. It
can be a fat space, it can be oddly shaped, it can by curved/slanted
and you think that's part of the ass, when it's not.. We call it the 'MYSTERY
SPACE' because is it back, it is top of butt? You never
know depending on the girl's body. Photographers position
these chicks in ways to give
illusions of a nice full ass, and to hide this region. This
page will feature a few
webcam
pics and clipping that people have passed to me thinking these chicks
have nice
asses. If you want to
see our standard for a nice ass, which can be
applied to ANY ass you're looking at regardless of size, check this out.
This link
shows you how to factor the Mystery Space into the picture of the ass
shots that you're seeing. Most
times, you're seeing the
Mystery Space being covered up and your eyes only go to what you think
is ass, but you can NOT ignore the Mystery Space when judging and ass
because it is important to the overall view. In fact, the
Mystery
Space will end up looking like it's part of the overall booty meat on
the backside, when it's not. The most common trick is arching the backso
much that the Mystery Space looks like the top of the butt, to
the
untrained eye. If you notice though, the ass crack is no where near the
Mystery Space, so you can't, logically, have ass cheeks where you have
no ass crack separating them, right (which separates the meat thus
producing 2 separate ass
cheeks)? So any area above the ass cheeks is not booty meat! The
illusions
are at work:

Arching / Bending

Along with the bending/arching,
a more
common approach to hiding this is to just mask
it with garment!

These
are 2 of the main tricks when it comes to showing off ass that isn't
really as nice as you think. More times than not, you'll see this
Mystery Space wreck the view of a booty that belongs to a smaller
chick. Many white girls, Latinas and Asians are plagued with
very
visible Mystery Spaces that affect their booties' shapes.
Flat
ass chicks 9 times out of 10 have this. Still, many guys
just
see skin and are all in love and paying for flat ass seduction. Yuck!
lol It's only until you realize what's going on that you
demand
better from your Pay Pal chicks. You're caught up in the Matrix, loving
that corny ass. Below is corny ass but because
the photographer is so good (arching her over, giving many distraction
points), along with the photoshop person's work being excellent, you'd
see she's pretty, showing lots of skin but if you zero'd in on the ass,
it's flat!

CORNY, LAME ASS!

Sometimes it's not so obvious as
this pic, but as you can see, the asses are wack but to make it worse,
the panties don't match the backside, making it that much more painful
to watch.

This
is why women and manufacturers have teamed up to make things not so
obvious (to trick you, and make ladies falsely feel better about wack
backsides). Let's go through the most common tricks in
magazines, tv and internet, to mask uneventful, flat ass, or just asses
with questionable parts. You're like "Questionable Parts?"
and yes you might not know this, but all of the Manufacturers of women
fashion know these areas that they don't like. So they have to come up
with gimmicks to get around this stuff. We'll have to break
down the science.

MASK
OF CLOTHING

What's
the
magic behind the shenanigans? Thong/ Panty / Bikini
makers knew about white chicks with no ass's problems, centuries ago,
so they created this TRIANGLE-BACK
design, a huge BAND
that covers up the whole lower back, ridiculously hiked up BOY SHORTS, granny panties,
or crazy but cool
optical illusion designs to the top of the panties, to lay
over the
“MYSTERY SPACE”.
Look at most chicks' tan lines, GRANNY PANTIES!
They knew that the Mystery Space can make an ass look very
unappealing,
when
otherwise it would be a slamming ass, if you could only ignore the
Mystery Space. From that point on, womens clothes makers
tried to make clothing to deal with this mostly unappealing backside
look, trying to HIDE
the
fact that the
chick has
NO ASS and/or that this strange space is all exposed. The
basic
idea is that the Mystery Spaces are too long, and the ass looks too
long, but also there is the fact that the ass cheeks don't separate
well enough to properly plug a thong on that backside. In many cases,
the ass crack is too low, too little, and not deep enough to make
proper booty meat form, and you're wearing these panties to show off
the booty meat, right? For manufacturers, the ultimate,
insecurity erasing panties, would hide the Mystery Space, make cheeks
look more full and round with cut outs, and optically make an ass crack
look deeper and longer than it really is.

Defeating
the Mystery Space, is the main focus of white booty panties and bikini
makers. The key to dressing up unattractive asses, starts
there,
because previously, this was just 'a white thing', if you asked anyone,
when clearly it's more universal than many want to believe- I'm
looking at you black people, and you SOUTH AMERICANS who are doing
plastic surgery, by the second, to the ass! I've
personally
witnessed a 15 inch long Mystery Space- no not 15 inch backside, the
Mystery Space itself was 15 inches! At the bottom was a cute ass too,
didn't matter, couldn't take her to the beach, had to fuck her and
leave her in the hotel room- and yes I slipped food to her by throwing
it over our balcony wall. Blame the Mystery Space, not me!
So what the panties today do, is use the Triangle Masking
technique which is covering that space, and/or trying to
hide a very small ass crack, to make it look like it could possibly
be longer (thus equaling a more full ass). The
trick of the triangle is delicate. Like this pic to the left, the
triangle is small, but it makes her look WIDE now. However, the eyes
gravitate to the tiny triangle, and now your eyes put her almost
non-existent ass cheeks into perspective, and you say 'oh, that's a
nice ass'. It's
the triangle masking that pulled that off, and you forgot about the
wide Mystery Space. If it's not this
triangle,
then they've made it fashionable to wear BIKINI SKIRTS to hide the flat
ass and let a G string's top hang out to make you think there is more
ass up top. lol For this reason,
if a
woman actually has an
ass, she MUST get a bikini or thong that has
MINIMAL lower back
coverage possible, or it completely messes up the look of her
thong/bikini, and gets in the way of an ass that has a nice "bump"
coming off
the back as enters the butt cheat area, a la Apple Bottom. That shows
that the huge triangle backed
thong or clothing to mask
that ugly mystery space is real! Take a look at this pic to the right,
WTF is that she's wearing? A fucking reverse apron, perhaps? What is
hot about that? NOTHING! Just covering up that ugly backside.
So clothing makers are in on the
conspiracy to fool onlookers! In fact, many makers use that
triangle design and arch the design around the edges of the panties, to
carve out skin of the Mystery Space, so it looks like fuller ass cheeks
up top. It does fool most onlookers, the cut out for the
legs
make all that area look round! They also make
panties that look like the panty is all in the ass and that a woman has
a longer ass crack than she really has, trying to defeat the Pig Tail
with Mystery Space look, which no one likes. I know, you
don't believe that part either, but consider this: Where is the ass
crack on the picture below?

You don't know
where it is, that's part of the trickery. The ass crack is a RUFFLED
design, made to make you think that the booty meat is so much that it's
pulling so tight on the panties that these scrunches are made! This ass
(albeit on a mannequin) is NOT full like that, there is no need for
that design unless you're trying to fool someone, right or wrong?
Also, look at how LONG the ass crack would have you think it
is: all the way up the top of the booty. That
would have to be some ass
to create that affect, so not only would an woman wearing this be
trying to fake size of the overall ass crack, she's trying to fake the
size of the booty itself like it's busting out like The Hulk from his
pants. lol I
call SHENANIGANS! This is a popular Brasilian make of panty,
called the RIO or Scrunchy Bottom panties. Very popular for flat asses,
Pig Tails, asses with tiny, weak ass crack/ Ass Smile definitions.
So
if you create a false ass crack that rides high, not only does the
booty meat look more full and shapely, but you also artificially
SHRINKS THE MYSTERY SPACE! You can see they took into
consideration the many things we
discuss about the ass. Look at the BOOTY I LIKE section, they're
trying to fake these with clothing, as seen below:

Then there
is the classic, granny panties updated HUGE BACK panties/bikinis (as
opposed to the smaller, triangle backed panties with the triangle up
higher to allow a thonged loog), which is designed to cover up the
WHOLE backside. It is needed, in many cases, but women do not feel sexy
with these on- errrrrr SOME times of women don't feel sexy with them
on. OTHERS, get confidence in these panties, because they're
covering up everything. Who'd try to pose in updated granny panties?
Uhm the kind of people who think having a huge, wide, flat bad ghetto
booty, means you have an Apple Bottom that looks good in anything, like
this pic below: :)

And what was the purpose of taking this shot with everything covered
up, again? Notice, the Mystery Space is long, fat, and the
ass itself is flat and wide. So this is the design made for this ass,
however, she STILL thinks they make her look sexy!
Manufacturer WINS!

Then you have the Boy Shorts updated version of the granny panties,
where the design is really elongated, and stretchy, to allow for almost
ANY kind of long ass to fit in. People think that boyshorts
are a 1 size fits all, but you're ignoring how manufacturers have to
address the Mystery Space that is too long and big. The
result is a boyshort styled thin "barely there/ no panty line" panty:

and as you can see, it did a good job covering up that Mystery Space,
however, there is MUCH MORE Mystery Space that didn't get covered, by
the panties. It's not possible to make these work for every woman, due
to the Mystery Space varying so much. Also, do you think a woman with
minimal Mystery Space could fit these panties? Just because
you buy big drawers, that doesn't mean THIS design is for you, because
if you have a lot of meat but minimal Mystery Space, you'd defeat the
purpose of this design, completely. You need a long Mystery
Space for these panties, that's why they were made!

You'd hit that
right?

This same attitude, to hiding ugly Mystery Spaces, in panties/bikini,
applies to more types of fashion, and has for ages!
Remember womens' jeans
in the 80s? They were very ugly due to the
waistline featuring the
anti-Mystery Space very long backside! Observe these:

Today, they're
updated the design, it's not gone away because these asses have not
gone away!

So jean makers had to
show off tiny, flat ass, but cover that Mystery
Space, and make jeans that highlighted ass, look cool. Every
chick was
always bending in these style jeans. lol You know why now! Since most flat-ass lovers
really crave little, baby girl's bodies/asses, Calvin
Klein brought in Brook Shields to sexily model their pants. Again, flat, small ass
obsession stems from your child molester genes of your daddy and grand
daddy, as Calvin Klein surely showed back then, becauseBrook Shields was 15
YEARS OLD posing with no bra,
open shirt and these jeans, like a slut. lol Nice gentlemen
nice!!!! Fucking PERVS! The
irony is Kim
Kardashian had done a mock up of
the Brook
Shield's flat ass jeans ad, as the "in" white girl with ass in jeans-
glad they
didn't get Hanna Montana!!!! Obviously, that Mystery Space
cut is gone
from today's womens jeans, but today's jeans makes didn't see what old
school
designers saw, that ugly Mystery Space. Notice how the
Hipster Jeans / Low Rider jeans
fad came and left, because Mystery Space was being SHOWN now, and the
term MUFFIN TOP
came into play as the Mystery Space got fatter for the public to enjoy-
or not enjoy! lol Had to go!!!
The low rise jeans only further highlighted nasty backsides
and go look on the net, or see ads for those jeans, NO ONE WANTS YOU TO
SEE A FULL ON BACKSIDE SHOT! lol Mystery Space! Still,
whether or not the ladies had jeans on, their underwear were
hiked way up the ass, to subconsciously cover this space.
Pull the jeans down, what kind of undies were these ladies
wearing? More Mystery Space hiding, Triangle Backed panties!

This pics show
that triangle design, jacked high up on the back, meant to be hiked up
the ass to cover that 10
inches of long back/long ass, but also make the ass cheeks look rounder
with the round outer design! In fact, the asses are very flat, and have
a LONG look to them.
The
yellow
squares
show where the ass really is, way down below, and NOT where that thong
tries to tell you where the ass is. The arrows show you where the
panties
want you to think the ass is, to make
the ass look full, but you can clearly see that the yellow box is where
ass really is. The lace is used as a distraction from the
Mystery Space.

This trick is to make a flat, Pig Tail booty look more full, and fake
you into thinking the ass crack is higher than it really is.
This is to
combat the Pig
Tail look to a booty. I'm telling you, everyone but YOU has
been hip to these tricks, forever! Look at how the trick
fails on a plainly flat ass here.
That's
why Hip Huggers are NOT popular, they were making way too many chicks'
bodies look deformed and disgusting, if their bodies weren't
skinny/boney, with normal looking backsides. Why highlight
long
flat areas, which only show your ass is flat too? A big FAIL,
if
you have a long, flat ass.

MISDIRECTION: IGNORING/DRESSING UP THE
BAD SPOTS, so you focus on only very bottom of the booty

Another
technique, used by clothes
makers, is to make something that flat assed chicks can drape,
completely covering that flat area, or the panties are made in the
style
of the granny panties, redressed as Boy Shorts. The just cut
out the leg section to be more shapely, and you think the ass is
bulbous, but you have completely ignored everything else about the
backside, and focused on what you think is the good bulge. We
see this A LOT! Peep this pic below, do you see the point of
the panties design?
It has a bow, to make your eyes focus on the area above the actual ass,
and then there is this circular cutout where there is no ass crack or
anything so what was the purpose of this design? Notice it's a
distraction, way before the booty begins, and this cut was clearly made
to fit over a billboard sized Mystery Space. I have seen it
modeled, by a chick with an Apple Bottom, but it looks WEIRD, like
breasts on your ass, and still was tasteless.
Because it's the Mystery Space, no one can accurately judge where the
meat/skin will end, from woman to woman, and the result is something
the only ends up showing much more skin and elongated backside, than
intended (basically having the reverse effect).

See how much more
obviously long the panties ended up making the backside appear?
On top of that, you don't even see the ass cheeks beginning
to form, until way way under the body, and they're pointy at that.
She needs bigger drawers to hide more of the Mystery Space,
and that's why so many ladies wear the granny panties or just something
to cover the WHOLE BACK SIDE. It's easy to do, just hike
up the updated granny panties!

THE INNER CHEEKS TRICK

Again, this is another very
common trick, by those with no ass, or those looking to film chicks and
make the ass look better than it really is. You start with a
chick who has a long, flat, wide, fat, Mystery Space, but instead of
have that be in the picture, or even try to cover it up with panties,
simply throw a shirt, skirt, wrap, something to blanket the Mystery
Space, so people can't focus there. Then this keeps their attention
focused on looking for available SKIN to look at, since they're
starving to see skin. The viewer looks down and there is skin, there is
a tiny bit of booty meat handing out, and in most cases, the guys are
so fucking horny they don't even notice the Mystery Space, or even the
fact that the ass is not worth 4 seconds of horny eye-balling. What is
intended here, is to make an ass look better than is really is by of
course masking the Mystery Space, but more importantly, taking
advantage of a nice Ass Smile of a booty, or THE VIEW, of a booty, and
then your brain will pretend the rest of the booty is perfect. The
better The View and/or Ass Smile, the better the picture looks, and the
more your brains ignores everything else about the booty. So
the woman modeling, or photographer will play the pretend game of
suggestion, with you, normally using a dress or something, but will lay
the shit out in a way for your brain to animate the rest of the half
told story, to make it look better than it really is, by presenting you
with the best part of the booty they're showing. Your brain
does a quick check:
1) size I like? (check)
2) shape I like? (check)
3) full view available? (shit! full view is blocked! Well what CAN I
see and be happy with?) Check available skin showing in
lowest quarter of booty (check)
4) conclude the whole booty must be fully round, like the only
available showing area, although the rest if obstructed from view
(check).
It's like a Peek-a-boo of booty, it's toying with you, hoping you don't
notice the truth. How FULL does this booty look if you
quickly glanced at the skin area, without noticing anything else?
That Ass Smile is very nice, the legs are separated so you
don't know if there is major clunkage between them, in the thigh area,
the Mystery Space is hidden but it does look like it is elongated and
flat up top. You see a pear shaped woman, so that rings with most guys
who like size, you have all you need to say that's a Good Ghetto Booty,
in your mind.

In reality, it's most likely a
Pig Tail. She has heels, she is bending like crazy leaning against a
wall and the bending is making the booty meat look more round and firm
than it really is. If it were really full, the dress should be draped
on it indicating the fullness. It's just laying plainly on top of a
booty that is most likely only good in its innermost/bottom most part
of the ass.

Here's the game
of "tease you, with a little skin, and make you focus on
only the cheeks!"

Tactic #1: "Oh cool design"
distraction
You're looking at the ass and you're all amazed because the panties
have some kind of distraction on them, that makes you somehow NOT focus
on that horrendous Mystery Space that it is concealing. It's a clever
technique, because most times you have absolutely idea that you're
being tricked so as not to focus on the area it's sitting right on top
of! So manufacturers do things like putting a huge, odd or creative
design on top of the panties, right on the Mystery Space, or they try
to dress up the Mystery Space, so your focus is there, and when you're
bored, you do NOT look in that area anymore, you're checking for your
intended target, the ass. It doesn't always work, most times,
the smart guy will not be pleased with the effects. Observe:

Look how far down
the ass crack is, and notice how there is no ass here. Now check how
LONG the backside looks. None of that was the first thing you looked at
though, it was the BUTTERFLY/Dragon that stood out the most! That's the
area that steals the attention, and at first you don't realize how
terrible this ass is. Now WHY would someone make drawers with something
so HUGE in this area? Those panties can't fit chicks with Apple
Bottoms, or even Good Ghetto Booties, it's ONLY made for the flat
assed, or someone with enough room to have this sit flat, on the
Mystery Space! It's meant to dress up that plain, uneventful
area, must like a Tramp Stamp.

And look at this design here, they finish off the Mystery Space with
series of crosses of fabric, designed to fool you into thinking... I
don't know what they were aiming for. Check it out.

Note, you can't
actually just put this on. You have to have enough hips and
back fat to make the strings NOT be loose, here, although there is a
tie. So this is also intended for a LOT of area ABOVE the booty meat,
which is not booty meat itself. Think about it, would ANY of those
extra ties be worth anything, if the woman didn't have a big, fat,
long, wide Mystery Space? There is not much ass
there, and it's under the booty. You can see a long, flat plane
backside, with tiny, pointy ass cheeks, and wide hips and leg fat.
And
where do these guys get these
designs to tie up fat, from, as if tied up fat is appealing to men?
Oh
wait, it IS appealing to men, right? The idea came from TIED
PORK!
Those string hook onto the meat the same way. So if that woman has
meshed meat from hip/Mystery Space fat, TIE IT UP and it's now
attractive to meat lovers! You're so distracted, you're thinking about
roast pork!

In most cases, the women are not so bold as to show you the Mystery
Space, at all, so they're most likely to go for a panty cut that does
this right here:

Why? Because she's
effectively covered up the Mystery Space with the "cool ruffles design"
(red/pink is better than black though), masked that her ass crack is
too low and not deep, and therefore you might not know there isn't much
booty meat at all. Then she has the leg cutouts looking round and
looking bulbous in the innermost ass cheeks, in the lowest part of the
booty. The imagination would tell most people that this booty
is an APPLE BOTTOM, because they're looking at the SKIN that is
showing, and filling in the rest of the curvature, in their minds,
thinking it's a perfect semi-circle to that backside! Trust
me, this panty cut works on MOST men!

Tactic #2:The "Pretend
Upskirt shot"- 'I'm
privileged to see at least SOME skin!'
This is heavily used by many chicks on the internet, but also by
photographers who have suddenly found themselves with women with no
asses, or have only asses in the lowest 1/4 of the booty.
What do you do to make that zero assed chick look more
appealing? Simple, there is the technique to
completely cover up the flat, upper portion of the booty/back, and to
ONLY SHOW YOU THE SKIN where there seems to be some curvature, at the
bottom of the booty. Angle the shot and cover up the Mystery
Space and you're GOLD! It's a kin to dudes going stupid over
seeing ANY girl with her thong showing, while she's wearing pants.
As long as ANY skin is showing, dudes go ape shit for dumb
ass reasons. Oh yeah, that makes this one is the most used
trick in the book! If they completely cover the flat top,
your eyes will fill in the rest, and you will assume the TOP IS AS
ROUND AS YOU PERCEIVE THE BOTTOM TO BE. All you need to do is
show skin, have a thong, and guys faint! Peep here:

What is the common
denominator? The INNMOST ASS CHEEKS are the only parts that
look curvaceous, due to Ass Smiles being present, however, the asses
themselves are flat, the Mystery Space is flat, there isn't any real
booty meat but the dangling innermost parts of the ass. So
THIS is what pokes out in these kinds of shots, and then you assume the
whole ass is perfectly round, when only 1/4 of the ass is round, if
that. Still, you feel rewarded, and she looks more freaky than if she
just paraded around in a thong, showing the whole ass. That tease is
what a lot of guys pay for, and swear the whole booty is OFFICIAL!
90% of the time, it's NOT, which is why they're resorting to
these tactics.

In most cases, the area of ass that they're making looking like it's a
full ass, is in this pic below. Unmask the tricks, and that's
the REAL booty you're being fooled with. THAT is a candidate
for this trick 100% of the time and that innermost/bottomost dangling
butt fat is the part that is the rounded to be found.