UnNews:Mexican Jesus Arrested For Rape

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GUADJALARIASISALINIS MEXICO -- In Mexico Earlier today, Jebus Kites was Arrested for the apparent Rape of a 12 year old girl in 2004. He was the 'Messiah' or Jesus of an Apocalyptic
Church in Northern Mexico and some of the Southern States. In 2004 he took a wife named Eliza
Piccolo they had Sexual activity, Jebus's Right hand man, Jewduhus (He was Black!) watched the Sexual Activity. Until Recently, they authorities were not informed. Meanwhile, Mexican Priests and
politicians spoke about taking down the 'Messiah' as they have since Jebus changed his name from Micheal Peters in 1982.

On Sunday, Jewduhus went to the Mexican Parliament buildings and asked What will you give me to betray him to you? They gave him 20 pieces of Silver, Which in Mexico is LOTS OF MONEY! And since
than Jewduhus has been looking for a way to betray jebus.

Jebus and his other 11 homies went to the park to have a pleasant lunch on Monday, When Jebus Told them One of you will betray me.HOLY SHIT-SHANANNIGANS WHO COULD IT BE?! Exclaimed Peetar,
one of the homies (He was the one with the mix of ADD and turrets.) All eyes turned to Jewduhus
Because he was the black one. And after 2 Songs and Excellent Choreography, Jebus was Arrested,
and Brought before the King of Mexico, Who sentanced him to death.

According to our insiders, Jebus Kites will be Cruicified on May the 22nd. When in Court Jebus said
This Prosecution of me is similar to the Story of, Jesus Christ. and he went further on to explain and relate the two stories, All the Jurors, Lawyers, Judges, Viewers, Beggers, Chefs, Cops and Children in the room laughed and ridiculed these "Tall tales."