People Share Their Horrible and Hilarious Anal Horror Stories

They got way more than they bargained for

The statistics say that most people won’t try it in their lifetimes, but more and more people are giving backdoor love a try. It’s definitely not for everyone, but if you’re going to experiment, there are some rules to follow. Go slow, take your time, foreplay is a good way to prime your target, and use lots and lots of lube. These people probably didn’t follow all of those precautions because it wound up being a horrible time with blood, vomit, and way too much of the brown stuff.