Monday, July 25, 2005

Singapore buy house no need to come out money, cheebye where got such thing

I went with Raymond and Lawrence to some lup sup bar again yesterday. Those fuckers always like to go this kind of place, because the waitress carry your beer for you, and your hands can rest on their neh nehs to play.

These kind of woman they also like, their pua cheebye dunno how many man fuck before, hole big until can put jack fruit inside. Wait their lan cheow fall off then they know.

But Raymond say he buy the drinks, so I go with them. When we are drinking he told me that the new property law now can let you buy house with very little money.

Must be election coming, gahmen so good, make it easier for you to buy house, even though you still cannot find job. Is like those prostitute, let you touch touch their neh neh, make your lan cheow hard, then you forget the last time what sex disease they give you that you cannot pronounce the name one.

Singaporean is like that too. Always let the gahmen rub their cock, make them forget all the bad times.

Raymond said, last time can only loan 80%, now can loan 90%, and downpayment only 10%. Somemore 5% can CPF and 5% can be cash.

Last time if the condom cost $500,000, need to come out $100k downpayment, then the rest ($400k) take loan. Now can come out only $25k cash, $25k from CPF for downpayment, then take $450k loan.

He said sian, I want to buy, but my HDB 5-room I bought too expensive, $400,000, in 2000, now the value only $300,000. Sell already sure confirm lugi, lose money until will tng kor. But fuck leh, I also want to buy private condom, he said.

I ask him, so now this new law change means house is cheaper issit?

Raymond said, no lah. Probably house price will go up, because more people see the 5% cash law sure gian one because no need come out so much cash to buy and then can take loan for long long time, like 35 years, then pay less every month lor, he said.

I told Raymond, 35 years is fucking long time to loan leh. Cheebye lah, you think you can have job for 35 years nobody retrench you ah? You don't forget, last 5 years, you kena retrench twice liao leh. So this time if you take new loan, then no job again, then how? Hong kan liao lor!

This gahmen is not god, ok, even though they want you to believe they can do magic and make the new job. Even blow job they also cannot promise you.

I told him, somemore if I take more loan like the new 90%, means my interest also more, right? (This one is I learn from I buy car.)

Ya lah, he said, but less to pay in front, and less to pay every month. Can one lah.

Singaporean damn like to pay by installment. Car installment, house also installment, even buy the fucking furniture and big tv also installment. I think my friends, if buy one fuck also can pay by installment, they will also apply.

Maybe next time the bank will issue new credit card, call the Geylang Gold Fuck Card. Go Geylang no need use money, just pay by installment. Fuck 5 times, get 1 suck free. Fuck 10 times, get 1 fuck free. Fuck 20 times, can win lucky draw prize of sports car and one night free with Irene Ang the Phua Chu Kang wife (the new skinny version, not the old fat one..... actually both also bad). Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Bank will love you long time, because your installment will never finish paying, every month you like to only pay the interest. Then you pray and hope your god will give you bonus at the end of the year to pay the rest.

Actually, bank is like the Ah Long and the Orh Gui Tao put together. Lend you money to go fuck yourself.

Anyway, I said to him, Gahmen also love to make you buy house loan long time. Like this you toolan here also won't dare to go overseas or vote opposition. With car loan 10 years and house loan 35 years to pay, you will guai guai sit there let them do what fuck they like, and hope their cheebye will always be like angel virgin clean, and won't give you disease until you die.

But by this time, Raymond never listen to me, because he too drunk already. And his hands very busy playing the waitress neh neh.

It is indeed amusing to see you express yourself on this weblog... I would rather say this is one blog which i would return to read... However i am sure your vocabulary isn't only limited to lan cheow only right?

Wah, you so free ah ! post tis at ~4pm... no need to work ah...oopss, u r in the army or not ? aiya, i think i know lah, you must be working in the la sap bar provide neh neh for ppl sso issit. Rock mann.

The Geylang Gold Fuck Card™(a) go fuck yourself.(b) fuckership has its privileges.(c) the women just don't get it.(d) the women finally got it.(e) swipe it in more slits than one.(f) for men with solid gold.(g) score your goals.(h) only card that works as hard as you fuck.(i) you're fucked.(j) fuck! fuck! fuck!(k) fuck on.(l) fuck you.

pls lah stop entertaining your readers with so much vulgarities. I think you're going too far..no need to do this right..how do you think it reflects on you?

mother raise you up to scold vulgarities only?? I don't think this is entertainment, maybe to others. The more people comment on your blog the more you act seh and talk more dirty...wake up your stupid ideas

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cheeby gahmen trciks again, this time dont know what they are up to. Whatever is it, it is going to suck some of our blood.

Every a new policy is implemented, gahmen sure dan tua lui, we suck cock and kana squeeze. cheeby, kana cheeby, earn so much money for fuck, cant bring to coffin what. At the end no time to spent, so what is the differnece between money and waste paper.

Nabei, gahmen so rich, we so poor, hope one day they die protecting their money.

Rockson, I think I have gathered that you are a highly educated beng. Your analysis on housing price make alot of sense. Prices is based on afford-ability, supply and demand.

Now, the govt. has lower afford-ability. We only has supply and demand in the picture. If the govt. reduces that number of flat built per year, then supply will drop. And, we have only demand to play with.

Since everyone wants a house, demand is always here.

Now, affordability increases demand. Supply is controlled by the govt. We shall see how things play out. House price will definite increases if supply is low.

I read a ST article, mentioning that govt. wants to control housing price from sky rocketing. Off my head, the only way to prevent raising house pricing, it is to build more HDB flat to meet the demand then.

You arr right, Rockson. This spore govt. worst than dracula, suck until cock no water.1. Telephone u use then U pay very cheap..Lancheow cheap now want to use also scared.2.GST good no need to pay tax.Lancheow no need..Now all family must pay GST3.Take public transport. Bus all cut here cut there,take bus, take MRT then Bus again very cheap..Lancheow cheap.4. Buy new buses, fare must go up..What like we got share like that..Lancheow5. Work must multitasking, 1 person do three people work..Lancheow you MP very small zone also many MP, why not you do firsy jaga three zone. Talk cock only Cheebye.

>>>pls lah stop entertaining your readers with so much vulgarities. I think you're going too far..no need to do this right..how do you think it reflects on you?

mother raise you up to scold vulgarities only?? I don't think this is entertainment, maybe to others. The more people comment on your blog the more you act seh and talk more dirty...wake up your stupid ideas >>>

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"Singaporean damn like to pay by installment. Car installment, house also installment, even buy the fucking furniture and big tv also installment. I think my friends, if buy one fuck also can pay by installment, they will also apply."

i like this these lines the best of all! lolx really made my DAY!

Keep it up! I enjoyed your blog a lots! Very classic in different way...

Insightful social commentary hidden behind a veil of vulgarities and boorishness. As long as you keep to your "trashy" ways, the Gahmen cannot take you seriously and hopefully will not be so inclined to sue you or take you down!

wah you site very success siah, so many people read and comment...you basically "translated" the analysis in Biz times into "Bengish". Who knows, you may have written those analysis in the first place, hehe.

Bradder, forget to tell you another thing, my cleverer fren seh many useless ppl in garmeh and garmeh control company.Wah! Every year no review meh? Why cannot sack them? Last time my company sack many managers, supervisors and also me because we kena bad review you know!So stupid, must retrench even the useless ones and pay a lot of PPL money to them.Last time he read newspaper, one clever angmoh in Hongkong seh our garmeh very very expensive to run you know!I blurr now leh, this one not vote-buying meh?

Reveal of governmentcy.1I give U fish, I must take back chicken. Like this maaa. This bill go down abit, happy awhile next month other thing go up more, more head pain.

Reveal of governmentcy.2Singapore people better be poor later they work hard die die like that, better for them.Not happy beh tahan people make money selling and buy house, give one stupid reason now sell house sure lose money, but they earn money.

Reveal of governmentcy.3They not happy, give one stupid reason they make money.

Like ciggaretee. not happy they give 1 stupid reason they make many many money, one day one stick expensive then CheeBye maa.. better suck neh..neh...

But i very the confused also...everyday see the free newspaper...meng meng kong 5% cash downpayment mah.....why singaporean behave like 5% discount like that?

Somemore, lagi best, one page say everyone rushing to buy house, the sec page news say ecomony slowing down, share drop, etc etc....i think those rush and buy now one can also buy those high floor one....so no money pay, jump down sure die...but than, they will be charged for killer litter bug!

rockson - your blog damn solid. all beng's very clever know that take loan sure lose - look at all the ah long's drive big car mercedes with knight rider light underneath. those borrowers in the end kena fuck jialat jialat - kena pig head. banks will make you kena lose your house. in the end the winner is the bank and the developers. Simply put property prices are TOO HIGH. but blady arseholes buyers keep pushing up the price in this new frenzy. haiz - write already also tulan.

eh uncle, thankiew for educating people with poor english like me about gahmen issues in spore hor. if not for ur blog, i wouldnt understand what the fuck the newspaper is writing about. to all the rest reading this, u must encourage ur children to read rockson takumi blog. u learn how to fuck safely, and also learn about our guai-lan gahmen and their singaporean atics. act like everything free like that. what say u? KIASU mah

haha, in my opinion, you are an educated thinker who speaks like ah beng. think again, singapore wants ppl to stay in s'pore on a long term basis, so how? make you take loan 35 yrs! so in the next 35 yrs, you WILL be in s'pore. later? you already 60 yrs old, the gov pray you migrate as you no longer work and only use their facilities as a SENIOR CITIZEN.

Buddha's pearls of money prudence:-(1)Don't be fooled by the low downpayment - banks are worse than ah longs.(2) Instalments will kill you and buying on credit simply makes you overspend.(3) Jobs are not forever. Not many metallic ricebowls out there unless you are he-who-must-not-be-named

i stopped driving 2 years ago. saved a bundle from taxes, erps, inspection, insurance, petrol. I intend to sell off my flat. rent for the rest of my life. i work my butt 7 days a week morning to night and this year the govt as k me for $7100 in income taxes, $8000 in medisave and any extra medisave which used to go to ordinary account to pay my flat is changed now. it goes to special account which you can't touch. so more cash each month to pay home loan. Folks - don't be fooled by the illusions spun by he-who-must-not-be-named. wise up. be cash rich and mobile. otherwise you die up to your nose in debt

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