In light of the news that Paris Hilton's $3,200 birthday cake was stolen by a drunken party crasher, the company that baked it, Lucid Absinthe, has issued the following statement:

“It is very unfortunate that someone stole the cake from Paris’s birthday party. We had the cake designed especially for Paris with Lucid in the batter and a beautiful representation of Lucid's artwork on it, which she had requested to meet the Moulin Rouge theme of the party. We’re happy that Paris and her guests were able to enjoy a night of Lucid cocktails, including the Paris Lemonade / Paris frozen Lucid Sorbet – and only wish that the guests could have tried her delicious cake. As for Paz, feel free to connect with us on the Lucid Absinthe Facebook page, where we would love to hear your side of the story and thoughts on the cake!”

Wowza! Sounds like they're just more concerned about getting feedback about how it tasted!

Ha! We still don't condone what happened, but at least there aren't too many hard feelings - at least on their end!

I maintain that anyone who spends $3,200 on a birthday cake deserves to have it stolen. Yet another example of the level of decadence displayed by ultra-wealthy Beverly Hills brats. To spend that kind of money on something you don't even want is pretty insulting considering the fact that the middle class is literally evaporating right now.

$3,200 is 3 or 4 months worth of groceries for most people. For that reason, I say "Fuck Paris Hilton AND her cake."

Seems like it was supposed to be stolen, thus the following press coverage, and promotion of what I'm sure was a donated cake in the first place. This story, um, takes the cake. (Horrible comedy, I know)

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They are in no way concerned about Paris. They saw the incident as a way of promoting themselves and their products and basically gave a menu in their press release. Classless.

Perez, I know you made your reputation by hanging out with paris hilton, attending soirees with her, and being her public syophant to the point of praising her gawd awlful music. That was years ago, though. When are you going to understand that no one cares about the Valtrex Vagina anymore? Her 15 minutes are up, even if her vaginal cold sores aren't.

Today's NY Post reports that Parasite and her latest client are shopping for wedding rings. Why did I use the term "client," you ask? Well, Parasite spent her first year in Los Angeles as an apartment hooker. She ran ads in the LA Free Press and she would suck your dick and fuck you twice in an hour for $200.

What kind of an idiot would marry a whore with herpes? Poor fellow…that marriage will last until his cock rots off from the multitude of STDs that Parasite carries in her valtrex vagina.

Paris just forgot she wheeled it into the linen closet….she will do anything for publicity and here you have it…we are talking about her. These things only happen to her.
Should have gone with the Cake Boss anyways.

maybe if Lucid's Paris Lemondade/Lucid Sorbet wasn't so Lucid strong, then Paz wouldn't have stolen the Lucid cake with Lucid baked inside so it had the right Lucid taste, and then Lucid wouldn't have been so upset about the theft of the Lucid cake.

Yeah, like this wasn't a huge publicity stunt! For one, they sneak the cake out by "whizzing" past security with a huge 3-tiered cake? Were monkeys hired to secure this party? And then the cops weren't called? Riiiight…Annnnd, the cake is "rushed" in to a tiny ass car, but happens to arrive safely on this guys kitchen table without so much as the slightest disturbance to the frosting? You've allllll been fooled if you seriously think Paris wasn't in on this!

I worked at a professional bakery to put myself through school, and $3400.00 for any cake is a way, way overinflated price tag, and they see you coming.
If you're into paying 5 or 10 times more than you would anywhere else for a name, go for it.

Shane Redway -- a Canadian rapper and close friend of Drake's -- was killed early Saturday morning in a car crash. He was just 26 years old.

Redway and two others were killed when their car lost control, struck a guardrail and burst into flames. The crash occurred around 4am outside Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It's unclear who was behind the wheel. Police are investigating the crash.

Drake took to Instagram to remember Redway, posting two different tributes.