Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

ww, I have to be really careful, you wouldn't believe it. I work in a very professional environment and people look at me funny and slowly back away if I don't keep myself under control. I have to come here to find like-minded people.

Texas, don't try to tell us you've never put a brick in a toilet. And bathwater is the water left over after taking a bath. You know, in that big galvanized tub in the yard. Sorry, we should've explained that part better.