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'The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies' Review: Give Me Back My Precious (Time)http://us103.com/the-hobbit-battle-of-the-five-armies-review/
http://us103.com/the-hobbit-battle-of-the-five-armies-review/#commentsThu, 11 Dec 2014 15:32:25 +0000Matt Singerhttp://screencrush.com/?p=220011Continue reading…]]>Having gone on an unexpected journey and endured the desolation of Smaug, Peter Jackson’s bloated adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s ‘The Hobbit’ finally comes to ‘The Battle of the Five Armies,’ which is less of a climax to this trilogy than a distended epilogue. After spending two movies and 330 minutes building up the dragon Smaug (voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch) as the ultimate antagonist, he’s eliminated from the story completely in the first ten minutes. He’s literally gone before the title appears onscreen.

]]>http://us103.com/the-hobbit-battle-of-the-five-armies-review/feed/0Warner Bros.'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Reviewhttp://us103.com/captain-america-the-winter-soldier-review/
http://us103.com/captain-america-the-winter-soldier-review/#commentsThu, 03 Apr 2014 20:00:50 +0000Jordan Hoffmanhttp://screencrush.com/?p=175924Continue reading…]]>Whereas Tom Hanks' Captain Phillips talked, finessed, sweated and went into shock to rescue his crew, Chris Evans' Captain America jumps onto a hijacked boat from a helicopter without a parachute. His liberation of a S.H.I.E.L.D. vessel captured by international terrorists involves flinging himself across the deck; a human pinball with terrorists as his easily neutralized bumpers. Make that a super-human pinball, because as much as Steve Rogers maintains his golly shucks good nature, he is, after all, a Marvel superhero and he's here to save the day in the most preposterous and camera-ready fashion that's possible. Welcome to 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier'.

]]>http://us103.com/captain-america-the-winter-soldier-review/feed/0MarvelTake A Sneak Peek At The New 'Peanuts' Movie [VIDEOS]http://us103.com/take-a-sneak-peek-at-the-new-peanuts-movie-videos/
http://us103.com/take-a-sneak-peek-at-the-new-peanuts-movie-videos/#commentsWed, 19 Mar 2014 10:30:57 +0000Jeremy Fenechhttp://wcrz.com/?p=254568Continue reading…]]>See what Charlie Brown and Snoopy look like more that half a century after they were first created, and thankfully... it's not that bad!

There is a sex scene in '300: Rise of an Empire' that is an all-timer. Put it right up there on the shelf next to 'Don't Look Now,' 'A History of Violence,' 'Blue is the Warmest Color,' '9 ½ Weeks' and any of the others that make those best-of lists. Actually, put next to that insanity in the pool from 'Showgirls' (you know, with the dolphin statue?), because there's a level of playful absurdity that changes it from a representation of love (or, more accurately, lust) to something of a Broadway choreographer's interpretation of a fight. Like a 'West Side Story' rumble, but with Eva Green moaning and bent over a table with maps and war figurines. A rise of an empire, indeed.

]]>http://us103.com/300-rise-of-an-empire-review/feed/0Warner Bros.'The Lego Movie' Was Worth The One-Hour Wait [VIDEO]http://us103.com/the-lego-movie-was-worth-the-one-hour-wait-video/
http://us103.com/the-lego-movie-was-worth-the-one-hour-wait-video/#commentsMon, 10 Feb 2014 17:46:02 +0000Jeremy Fenechhttp://wcrz.com/?p=247275Continue reading…]]>This is easily one of the best family movies we have ever seen!

Much has been said about our recent cinema kowtowing to nerds. From the massive success of 'The Avengers' to the ill-fated sci-fi odes of 'Paul.' (Anyone remember 'Paul?') The nerds have won. But whither the spaz?

Take a moment to remember the spaz. The hyperactive, highly-excitable enthusiast who can barely stay in one place for longer than sixty seconds and makes a little bit of a mess of things with his chaotic energy. 'The LEGO Movie' is the film for that person. From its opening frame to its surprisingly heartfelt conclusion, 'The LEGO Movie' has a bright and brash, candy-colored go go go dynamism that crackles with a glorious alacrity set to the tempo of the classroom's biggest and most disruptive spaz.

]]>http://us103.com/the-monuments-men-review/feed/0Sony Pictures'I, Frankenstein' Reviewhttp://us103.com/i-frankenstein-review/
http://us103.com/i-frankenstein-review/#commentsFri, 24 Jan 2014 14:12:27 +0000Todd Gilchristhttp://screencrush.com/?p=165452Continue reading…]]>Quite frankly as misguided and problematic as the forlorn romanticism of Kenneth Branagh’s 1994 adaptation, not to mention as ridiculously self-serious, Stuart Beattie’s ‘I, Frankenstein’ isn’t even campy enough to be fun. Cut from the mold of the films in the ‘Underworld’ series, Beattie’s film similarly eschews the natural intrigue of the original mythology to pump it full of steroids and Hot Topic-style cool, adding an epic, age-old conflict between no less than angels (well, gargoyles) and demons for Frankenstein’s monster to be caught between – all of which showcases an excess of thought, and yet a shocking lack of brains.

]]>http://us103.com/i-frankenstein-review/feed/0Lionsgate'Devil's Due' Reviewhttp://us103.com/devils-due-review/
http://us103.com/devils-due-review/#commentsFri, 17 Jan 2014 13:06:15 +0000Britt Hayeshttp://screencrush.com/?p=164280Continue reading…]]>A newlywed couple (Allison Miller and 'Friday Night Lights' star Zach Gilford) returns home from their honeymoon with an unexpected pregnancy, but as the husband documents their lives, the pair begin to notice that something isn't quite right with the baby. 'Devil's Due' is the latest entry in the found footage horror genre, and while it does have its fair amount of creative visual effects, the thrills are hardly thrilling in this paint by numbers occult chiller.

]]>http://us103.com/ride-along-review/feed/0Universal Pictures'The Legend of Hercules' Reviewhttp://us103.com/the-legend-of-hercules-review/
http://us103.com/the-legend-of-hercules-review/#commentsFri, 10 Jan 2014 14:19:05 +0000Jordan Hoffmanhttp://screencrush.com/?p=162752Continue reading…]]>In the late 1950s, American bodybuilder Steve Reeves somehow ended up in Italy and made a cheapo production of 'Hercules.' It spawned an avalanche of knockoff strongmen films -- some starring Reeves, some featuring a rather malleable new character named Maciste -- and are just wretched examples of boring cinema that, for whatever reason, I ended up seeing quite a bit of as a little kid. But to an 8-year-old back then, sub-Ray Harryhausen special effects and wafer-thin plots still managed to impress. Hey, it was a Sunday afternoon and a color TV.

It's easy to say “they don't make 'em like that anymore,” but the spirit of these garbage movies is alive and well in Renny Harlin's charmingly awful 'The Legend of Hercules.' Starring Kellan Lutz as a block of concrete that has to fake the classic British accent (even though Hercules is Greek), this is boring by-the-numbers dross from the artless Millennium Films, best known for 'The Expendables' films. It has maybe three good fight scenes and two moments that are so over-the-top bad you just have to laugh, and that makes for some undeniable entertainment. The best way to describe 'The Legend of Hercules' is as the fake movie that teenagers in movies go to see.

]]>http://us103.com/the-legend-of-hercules-review/feed/0Millennium Films'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones' Reviewhttp://us103.com/paranormal-activity-the-marked-ones-review/
http://us103.com/paranormal-activity-the-marked-ones-review/#commentsFri, 03 Jan 2014 18:12:17 +0000Kate Erblandhttp://screencrush.com/?p=161644Continue reading…]]>‘Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones’ finds its own entertaining voice for the majority of its slim 84-minute runtime, before giving itself over to the good of the franchise as a whole, sacrificing quality and coherence in the process.

There are a handful of extremely funny, laugh-out-loud moments in 'Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues.' One happens early – the reveal that David Koechner now runs a cut-rate fast-food joint that saves money by serving fried bats (or, as he calls it, “chicken of the cave"). Another is a retread from the first film – a battle royale of news teams from various networks, but this time even more extreme. There's also great humor in what I suppose passes for “the point” of this movie – that lowest common denominator attitudes like those of Will Ferrell's Ron Burgundy are what inadvertently invented the cesspool of modern cable news.

Of course, what you will find funny is entirely dependent on your own taste, but these highlighted scenes (and several others, I must point out) really landed with me. It struck me later, as I was trying to piece together why the movie felt about six hours long, that these moments were all dependent on gags that could not have been ad-libbed. Ferrell, Koechner, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and the rest of the gang are deservedly respected for their quick-thinking comedy chops. When they get together and riff, few can top them. The problem is that 'Anchorman 2' relies on this far, far too much. It's like a a dessert plate where mounds of fluffy whipped cream obscures the fact that, underneath, there's only a tiny bite of pie.

]]>http://us103.com/anchorman-2-review-the-legend-continues/feed/0Paramount'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' Reviewhttp://us103.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug-review/
http://us103.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug-review/#commentsFri, 06 Dec 2013 21:09:26 +0000Jordan Hoffmanhttp://screencrush.com/?p=157547Continue reading…]]>There comes a time when we must stop kidding ourselves. These 'Hobbit' films – with 'The Desolation of Smaug' representing the shank of the trilogy – are not real movies. These are exploitation films for Tolkien nuts, for enthusiasts of the original 'Lord of the Rings' movies and for audiences so hungry for high fantasy they'll gobble up whatever is served to them and ask for seconds.

As someone who has sympathy, but not empathy, for those who have such proclivities, I can get why someone might come away liking this picture. But that is more of an involuntary reaction to exposure to certain elements, not the summation of a film. Listen, there's a grey-bearded wizard who warns in low tones about a place that sounds like “Doggledoor.” And there's someone referred to as “Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror.” I love that geekorama stuff more than most. It's hilarious, and I'll probably refer to my cat as “Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror” for the next week. But this movie doesn't cohere – there's no forward momentum, no character development, no story happening. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fibber.

Christian Bale's disastrous comb-over/rug combo basically opens the film with a wordless monologue. Beneath that unnatural mop is the sharp mind of Irving Rosenfeld, a “from the feet up” con man making the leap from running legit (but boring) dry cleaning businesses to grifting down-on-their-luck rubes on bad bank loans. His operation starts taking off when he hooks up with Amy Adams, a natural businesswoman looking to reinvent herself. She does this with a name change, a phony British accent and, later in the film, by frizzing her hair out to preposterous proportions.

Walt Disney Animation's newest film, 'Frozen,' does precious little to push the boundaries of narrative storytelling. Indeed, it is a quite predictable – might I even suggest formulaic - culmination of elements. While picking over the bones of a half-remembered Hans Christian Andersen story, 'The Snow Queen,' Jennifer Lee and Chris Buck's film expands certain themes, disposes of some characters and, of course, modernizes a bit for contemporary audiences. However, miraculously, this doesn't feel like a Xerox of a Xerox impersonating a classic Disney film. There's precious little winking; hardly any of the 'Shrek'-effect. 'Frozen' has enough of the goods to play it straight and succeed on its own terms. It is a major entry in family-friendly entertainment, one that ought to reverberate for years with tie-in toys and stage productions.

]]>http://us103.com/frozen-review/feed/0Disney'Oldboy' Reviewhttp://us103.com/oldboy-review/
http://us103.com/oldboy-review/#commentsTue, 26 Nov 2013 18:30:17 +0000Jordan Hoffmanhttp://screencrush.com/?p=154844Continue reading…]]>You'd think that a guy trapped in a hotel room for 20 years would find a better movie to be in once he got out, right?

'Oldboy,' Spike Lee's remake of the Park Chan-wook cult film from 2003, is a fairly rotten film, which is strange because it is very similar to the rather effective original. Sometimes, though, there's something gained in the translation.

]]>http://us103.com/oldboy-review/feed/0FilmDistrict'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Reviewhttp://us103.com/the-hunger-games-catching-fire-review/
http://us103.com/the-hunger-games-catching-fire-review/#commentsFri, 22 Nov 2013 15:38:53 +0000Jordan Hoffmanhttp://screencrush.com/?p=153262Continue reading…]]>When the closing credits rolled after the original 'The Hunger Games,' I thought to myself "eh, not bad." But I was in no rush to see the follow-up. When the closing credits rolled after Francis Lawrence's 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire,' after I was able to collect myself, I was fully prepared to run out and get a mockingjay tattoo. Over my heart. With the phrase, "I will lay down my life for you, Katniss Everdeen, because you are the first and finest true hero of 21st century cinema."

]]>http://us103.com/the-hunger-games-catching-fire-review/feed/0Lionsgate'Delivery Man' Reviewhttp://us103.com/delivery-man-review/
http://us103.com/delivery-man-review/#commentsThu, 21 Nov 2013 14:45:28 +0000Jordan Hoffmanhttp://screencrush.com/?p=154572Continue reading…]]>To be a heart-on-your-sleeve weepie in 2013, you've got to have some far-fetched gimmick. 'About Time' has time travel, 'Safe Haven' had ghosts and 'Delivery Man' has Vince Vaughn as an anonymous sperm donor hunted down by hundreds of his young-adult offspring. The mechanics of the plot are so ludicrous that audiences should be forgiven for shouting, “No, sorry, it wouldn't work that way!” back at the screen. But one has to give the movie credit for its sheer audacity. It refused to offer an explanation for its instigating illogic. Great character actor Damian Young gets the unenviable task of delivering the hook with the phrase “certain complications arose ...”

]]>http://us103.com/delivery-man-review/feed/0DreamWorks'The Book Thief' Reviewhttp://us103.com/the-book-thief-review/
http://us103.com/the-book-thief-review/#commentsFri, 08 Nov 2013 15:58:43 +0000Kate Erblandhttp://screencrush.com/?p=151617Continue reading…]]>Imagine, if you can, a film about World War II, and orphaned children, and looming death, and brutal Nazis, and the horrors of the Holocaust. Then imagine a narrator for that film. Then imagine the worst possible narrator* for that film – just the most wrong-headed, bizarre and frankly offensive narrator you can possibly picture. Keep that in mind. (And, if you’re not familiar with either the film’s source material or its IMDb page, don’t worry about any spoilers here, we’ll save them for the very end.)