Move over Bram Stoker, it's time for...

How much longer do we have to wait, Mr King? Not only would this award show kick-ass—can't wait to see what rock bands you invite to perform—but it would also bring mainstream media attention to lesser known writers in the genre.

Listen, outside the horror community, not many people even know the Stoker awards exist. It's just not a big deal to the mainstream public. YOU, however, ARE a big deal.