9:16 p.m. — Robert George Maxfield, 60, of 2 Jackson St., Apt. 6, is charged with five counts of simple assault, with criminal threatening and criminal mischief.

10:46 p.m. — A woman screams after she is attacked by a man near Linscott Court Apartments.

Friday, Dec. 21

2:09 a.m. — At Cumberland Farms on Knight Street “there is a male in the store with a suitcase that is refusing to leave.” Who knew suitcases had free will?

2:43 a.m. — Officers move an unwanted man along on Bridge Street.

4:47 a.m. — On Sheridan Avenue a woman wakes up to find her ex-boyfriend standing over her drinking Jack Daniels. He is described as non-violent although he is now hitting his car with his fist.

5:24 a.m. — A beer bottle is fired at a car on Beaudoin Court.

8:32 a.m. — A cell phone has been stolen at the high school.

9:37 a.m. — Mail is stolen on Moffett Court.

9:59 a.m. — On South Main Street a man calls E911 to say a woman has punched him in the face and tried to take his luggage (probably a suitcase). Due to the inclement weather, a kindly officer gives him a ride to the Milton town line.

11:23 a.m. — A “past tense” sexual assault is reported at the high school.

11:58 a.m. — Craig A. Robinson, 42, of 623 River Road, Lebanon, Maine, is charged with simple assault and arrested on a warrant.

3:19 p.m. — An orange white cat with yellow eyes and a white flea collar has gotten lost on Little Falls Bridge Road.

8:15 a.m. — A couple swears, screams and bangs around in a North Main Street apartment.

8:36 a.m. — A woman walking near High Field Common has found a backpack.

1:03 p.m. — Two friendly dogs scamper on Thomas Street. They are returned to their owner.

1:53 p.m. — Police investigate whether a man on Lafayette Street was punched in the face by an assailant or by himself.

2:36 p.m. — A guy holding a sign is stepping into traffic on Farmington Road.

2:38 p.m. — A mailbox and its post are mashed on Blackwater Road.

4:49 p.m. — A tree limb is blocking Meaderboro Road.

5:03 p.m. — The scooter of a disabled woman has been gone through at Walmart and items stolen.

7:27 p.m. — A man is assaulted off School Street, and is bleeding.

6:11 p.m. — Keith Thompson, 39, a transient of Rochester, is arrested on a bench warrant.

6:15 p.m. — There has been a hit-and-run at Walmart.

11:59 p.m. — A lady’s in despair because her family is in need, and hubby’s disappeared with dough, she fears it’s to buy weed, but then she calls to cancel, for she has some real good news, it’s to buy pizza he went out — not to escape the blues.

Sunday, Dec. 23

12:11 a.m. — The 103’s loud music has woken up a neighbor.

1:35 a.m. — A woman reports being sexually assaulted on Silver Street by a named person.

12:13 a.m. — Christopher John Archembault, 46, of 511 Ten Rod Road, Farmington, is charged with conduct after an accident and willful concealment.

12:42 a.m. — At Wyandotte Falls, a lady reports that a gentleman is pacing up and down the hall, and he nips in to drink her coffee when she is not there. Police check the hallway, and then her coffee jars.

11:56 p.m. — There’s a handgun in a holster in a bathroom in the China Palace down there on South Main, its owner is not General Tso, for many folks tote weapons now, and luckily, he gets it back again.