As a black man, I love it when ignorant white women like Janeane Garofalo speak for all blacks. It's thrilling to me that Janeane would take time out of her busy Hollyweird life to protect me and my peeps -- the downtrodden, the oppressed...the lowly Negro.

For her efforts, I thank Garofalo, and anoint her Janeane Garofalo: White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro.

Who better than she to offer such protection? Garofalo, after all is an American hero! And I bet you were wondering who could possibly replace the likes of Barbara Streisand or Susan Sarandon…Madonna?

Garofalo is so in touch with the black condition, that she is uniquely qualified to assess and understand my people's "condition." Her intimate knowledge of blacks allows her to interpret how blacks think, and then translate "black-think" for the rest of America. "Cuz Lawd knows, we kaints do dis for ourselfs."

One source of Garofalo's insights into the black community, ergo the "black condition" is no doubt from Hollywood, as she is a product of that culture. Garofalo probably has in her movie collection films like Cleopatra Jones, the black heroine who is oppressed by the man.

What "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro" collection would be complete without Superfly. Talk about learning how to stick it to the man, Superfly is the boilerplate, dare I say the "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro" roadmap on how to stick it to the man. Further, Ron O'Neal, the actor who played Superfly, the black protagonist of the movie could easily be the predecessor for our first half-black president. Who can argue that Obama is indeed "sticking it to the white man?"

The irony of Garofalo's comments is that they point directly at her own racist party: the Democrats!

I am always amazed at how well Democrats argue the tenets of racism…against themselves. The party that founded the Ku Klux Klan has the nerve to proselytize to Republicans about racism.

Garofalo is a failed comedian, a hack of an actress, a failed radio talk-show host, and essentially has been out of the mainstream since making B-movies that had the viewership of an Olbermann segment on MSNBC! I get more views on my YouTube videos of racist Democrats picking lent from their navels and eating Cheetos. Admittedly those are funny, and the hit count is rising.

In typical racist Democrat elitist fashion, Garofalo feels the need to meddle in the black community. I can't imagine a life where I wake up in the morning and say something like, "I think today I will read an article on [insert oppressed here], and then go on [insert oppressed here] TV to protect those pitiful, stupid, weak [insert oppressed here]. Kevin…you are a wonderful man for caring about these people who obviously have no spokesperson, and can't protect themselves! I love me some ME!" Such is the life of a racist Democrat elitist. Protectors of the World…oh, and their own agendas!

Here's the wrap:

Black people should be up in arms over the idea that Garofalo thinks we are so weak, that we cannot defend ourselves. A group of people who survived slavery and the institutionalized racism of the Democratic Party, but we need the "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro."

Further we should be offended that she is meddling not for us, but for her own benefit. She thinks we are stupid enough to support her lame attempt to exploit us. Are there not real black issues on which Garofalo could have been working in the black community that could have positive impact? I doubt it, since five decades of blacks voting Democrat have fixed all of the black community's problems.

Finally, and perhaps most absurd of all is Garofalo actually proves herself to be not only a racist, but the worst kind of racist…an ignorant racist. She obviously knows nothing about the overwhelmingly racist history of her own party, and its decimation of black people.

Black people, wake up. What you have here is a no talent racist hack arguing for you, when there is no real issue. And it doesn't take a genius to connect the dots on this one.

Garofalo is the prototypical elitist, who believes blacks to be weak and stupid. With those perceptions of blacks, she is the perfect representative of the racist, elitist Democrat Party. How did we survive without them?

you mean to tell me that you think Janeane is sane and that you agree with her? a woman who can't come up with a real reason why she hates "tea baggers", so she instead resorts to name calling and using sexual terms. and you wonder why i can't stand far left whack jobs?

Thank you for prooving that age is just a number. at least when it comes to liberals and maturity. just like janeane, olbermann and maddow, you can't come up with one decent agruement agaisnt the tea parties. no wonder msnbc is last in the ratings.

what do i know? i'm a racist redneck who suffers from stockholm syndrum.

Wow, sounds like you smoked some crazy ish on 4/20. You're actually defending the racist Janeane? You guys are sore bc you can't admit that you support the party of racism. so instead, you paint everyone else as racist and homophobic. that's sad.

Disc0Mat1979 saidWow, sounds like you smoked some crazy ish on 4/20. You're actually defending the racist Janeane? You guys are sore bc you can't admit that you support the party of racism. so instead, you paint everyone else as racist and homophobic. that's sad.

No, it doesn't. She's making intelligent, valid points. Are you not listening to the segment at all?

lol @ intelligent points. The "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro" resorts to name calling because she can't come up with one valid reason why tea parties are bad. so she calls whites "racist rednecks" and blacks self haters who suffer from stockholm syndrum. i'm sure she feels the same about gay republicans. and since i'm white, gay and conservative, that would make me a racist redneck who hates myself.

Disc0Mat1979 saidand since i'm white, gay and conservative, that would make me a racist redneck who hates myself.

well, there you go...

You seem to confuse ranting with actual content. The clip you posted had almost no content, it was just a rant. Much like the Teabaggings had no real content, just an angry rant. Vitriol is not virtue and learning that difference would do you well.

Disc0Mat1979 saidlol @ intelligent points. The "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro" resorts to name calling because she can't come up with one valid reason why tea parties are bad. so she calls whites "racist rednecks" and blacks self haters who suffer from stockholm syndrum. i'm sure she feels the same about gay republicans. and since i'm white, gay and conservative, that would make me a racist redneck who hates myself.

You're citing one black conservative's opinion. I mean, Michael Steele would probably agree with that blog, so maybe two. These are not your own opinions. You're not even black, so I don't understand why you feel so compelled to call her racist in the first place. When exactly did she come across as saying the black population is weak and in need of her protection? She didn't. She was just venting her frustration with a group of tea baggers that pulled a 180 as soon as Bush was blamed for our problems instead of Obama. And you might not be racist, but as the picture above and countless others show, there is a group of racist rednecks out there, and some of them were likely at that party in Florida.

This argument, which you've seemingly adopted as your own, is the equivalent of "I know you are, but what am I?" You know, the saying made famous on 2nd grade playgrounds and Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Disc0Mat1979 saidlol @ intelligent points. The "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro" resorts to name calling because she can't come up with one valid reason why tea parties are bad. so she calls whites "racist rednecks" and blacks self haters who suffer from stockholm syndrum. i'm sure she feels the same about gay republicans. and since i'm white, gay and conservative, that would make me a racist redneck who hates myself.

You're citing one black conservative's opinion. I mean, Michael Steele would probably agree with that blog, so maybe two. These are not your own opinions. You're not even black, so I don't understand why you feel so compelled to call her racist in the first place. When exactly did she come across as saying the black population is weak and in need of her protection? She didn't. She was just venting her frustration with a group of tea baggers that pulled a 180 as soon as Bush was blamed for our problems instead of Obama. And you might not be racist, but as the picture above and countless others show, there is a group of racist rednecks out there, and some of them were likely at that party in Florida.

This argument, which you've seemingly adopted as your own, is the equivalent of "I know you are, but what am I?" You know, the saying made famous on 2nd grade playgrounds and Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

you're right, i'm not black. but i'm still labled as a self hater by extreem lefties. liberals, especially liberal whites seem to think that all black people, gay people, jewish people, etc have to think the same as each other. stereotyping is never a good thing. they seem to foam at the mouth when a "victumized" minority sees right through their. that's what the blogger was getting at. do you think the same way as every other gay guy? or whatever your race is?

as far as Obama, he would constantly critizise the spending during the Bush admin (i have no problem with that). but what does he do? he does the exact same thing. People are mad at both parties, and the fact that Obama lied, not to mention that his admin is full of tax cheats. wake up guys. at least i'm looking at this from both sides. you guys can't admit that you guys are just as buch to blame.

as far as Obama, he would constantly critizise the spending during the Bush admin (i have no problem with that). but what does he do? he does the exact same thing.

When a Bull goes through a China shop .... somebody's got to pay for the damages and also pay for the cleaning crewYes Obama faulted the Bush administration for spending us into oblivion and that's EXACTLY what they didBut to pick up the pieces that is our economy we need to spend money Just like what FDR did .... it's the Keysian economic model where to kick start a depressed economy you have to infuse it with cash from the government