Chess is a game that has been enjoyed the world over for approximately 1400 years. But here's an interesting question:

If Chess was invented just today, how would it fair in the global gaming community? Would it be able to hold its own
against such prominent titles as Command & Conquer or Warcraft?

Mr. Greg Kasavin attempts to answer this question with his thoroughly modern, tongue-in-cheek game review of "Chess"....

CHESS
By Greg Kasavin

The latest offering in the rapidly overflowing strategy genre is hard evidence that strategy games need a real overhaul,
and fast. Chess, a small-scale tactical turn-based strategy game, attempts to adopt the age-old "easy to learn, difficult
to master" parameter made popular by Tetris. But the game's cumbersome play mechanics and superficial depth and detail
all add up to a game that won't keep you busy for long.

Chess casts you as king of a small country at war with a rival country of equivalent military power. There is little
background story to speak of, and by and large the units in the game are utterly lacking any character whatsoever. The faceless,
nondescript units are dubbed arbitrarily such labels as "Knight" and "Bishop while their appearance reveals
nothing to suggest these roles. To make matters worse, the units on both playable sides are entirely identical aside from
a simple color palette swap. The setting of the conflict is equally uninspiring and consists merely of a two-color grid so
as to represent the two warring factions. Adding insult to injury, there is only one available map- and it's pathetically
small, an 8x8 matrix (Red Alert maps are up to 128x128 in size). The lack of more expansive battlefields makes Chess feel
like little more than an over-glorified Minesweeper.

In a definite nod to Tetris, Chess eschews any kind of personality and styling in order to emphasize its supposedly addictive
gameplay. Unfortunately, that gameplay is severely lacking. For one thing, there are only six units in the game. Of those
six, two are practically worthless while one is an overpowered "god" unit, the Queen. She's your typical Lara Croft-esque
1990s "me, too" attempt to attract the fabled gaming girl audience from out of the woodwork to help solidify a customer
base for a game that simply cannot sell itself on its own merits. The Queen can attack in any direction and she is balanced
solely by the fact that both sides are equally equipped with only one. Otherwise, the functions of the six Chess units feel
entirely arbitrary. For instance, Rooks can only move in horizontal lines, unable to attack enemies at diagonal angles; yet
Bishops can move diagonally, but not horizontally. The result is a frustratingly unrealistic effort at creating balance and
strategy where there is, in fact, very little of either element to be found.

Inexplicable pathing problems also plague Chess - the irritating Pawns can only move straight ahead, but for some reason
or other they attack diagonally. Worst of all, your units are always deployed in exactly the same fashion. While there might
have been some strategic element involved in cleverly deploying one's troops around the undeniably constricted map, the designers
saw fit to enforce a "rule" about how the game should be set up. In the end, Chess matches may often go on for a
great length of time because your Pawns always begin in front of your more useful forces, thereby blocking them off.

Only two players can compete simultaneously, thus severely limiting any play life to be found. There is only one gameplay
mode- no capture the flag or team play - and that involves the two players taking turns moving their units one by one. The
moment a player's King is threatened, that player is placed in a state of "check." At this point, the player must
defend his King with whatever means are available. If he cannot defend his King, he is defeated. Yawn. All units are killed
by a single hit, so even a lowly Pawn can be instrumental in defeating an opponent if you plan accordingly. While the artificial
balance of forcing equivalent deployment for both sides turns Chess into something of a battle of wits, the turn-based play
is poorly paced and never really picks up speed until halfway through a game, if then. And half the time, because of the limited
troops available (and no resources with which to purchase more), matches end in disappointing stalemates.

This game attempts to accredit itself by virtue of its tactical play mechanics. Yet those mechanics are tedious and difficult
to grasp and exacerbate Chess' other numerous failings. In fact, should you actually memorize all the infuriating little rules
governing how the game is played, you'll find yourself growing weary of it all in short order. There's just no payoff to
a properly executed game, because the restrictions on the units mean there's a "right" way to play. Thus no real
variety can exist between competent players. The sluggish turn-based nature of Chess bogs the package still further and renders
this strategy game an irreverent exercise in wasted time for all but the most die-hard turn-based strategy enthusiasts.

It's more than likely that Chess, due to its self-conscious though not entirely elegant simplicity, will garner a small
handful of fans. But in light of this game's boundless oversights and limitations, there is no chance it could ever enjoy
the sort of success that makes games like Westwood's C&C: Red Alert and Blizzard's Warcraft II the classics they are to
this day.