11 oldest breweries in the world, 50 Shades of Buscemi and more links

Editor's note: There's so much that's beautiful, funny, smart and informative on the Internet. Problem is, there's also a bunch of garbage. Here's the best of the web right now:

1. Remember Left Shark from the Super Bowl? ESPN gives him the SportsCenter treatment. Expect to see about 600 people wearing a Left Shark costume come Halloween, and you can be all, "Oh, yeah. I remember that."

4. Now, to wet your whistle, here are 11 of the world's oldest breweries. You see Guinness on this list and think that 1759 was a really long time ago, and then you get to the Weihenstephan Brewery, realize it's been around nearly 1,000 years, and your brain melts.