Transcript

SpongeBob: Breaking News! The Bikini Bottom Bank has been robbed by a man and his snail. Us at SBSA News have managed to get a tape of the incident.

[Tape shows the man and his snail walking through the bank]

Snail: Meow.

The Man: Shh...

[The Man opens up a vault and takes a coin out]

The Man: RUN!

[The Man and The Snail run away from the vault]

[The tape ends and the intro plays]

SpongeBob’s How To

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SpongeBob: Hello YouTube people and welcome to SpongeBob’s How To where today, I am gonna show you how to make the perfect snail food for only 10 bucks! Now the first thing you need to do is get some pots and pans out [gets out some pots and pans] and then you need to put in a Krabby Patty

Mr. Krabs: Ahem. [SpongeBob gives him a penny and Mr. Krabs leaves]

SpongeBob: Then you need to put the Krabby Patty into the oven and then... [the oven explodes] So I hope you enjoyed today's how to video and I will see you next time. [Fades to black]

Worker Patrick

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[Patrick is walking into a Hot Dog restaurant]

Patrick: Hello I want a uhm… What is that thing where you uhm… Get to work at places and uhm…

Cashier: (bored) A job?

Patrick: Yes a uhm…

Cashier: Well you're in luck sir as we have loads of job openings! [gives Patrick loads of paperwork and Patrick starts crying] Hey dude why are you crying?

Patrick: (crying) I CAN’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THESE BIG WORDS!

Cashier: Okay. Well what do you like doing?

Patrick: (still crying) I like eating uhm… FOOD!

Cashier: Well you’re in luck! You can be our food tester, where you get to test out some of our new hot dogs!

Manager: Okay… Well I think you’re ready to start (chef walks in with a hot dog) and look we have our first hot dog to test. I’ll leave it to you Tommy the Chef!

Tommy the Chef: So this hot dog is explosive chewing gum flavored. But make sure you only have one bite, the Food Testing room isn’t safe enough for more than one bite. [Patrick eats the whole hot dog] NO PATRICK N-! [the room explodes]

[Manager walks in]

Manager: Why do I smell smoke? WHAT DID YOU DO? PATRICK! [Takes off Patrick’s hat] YOU’RE FIRED!

Patrick: What does fired mean?

[Fades to black]

Interview Sponge

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SpongeBob: Today we are interviewing some random guy I found on the street.

Mr. Krabs: It has now been revealed that Random Guy only did this interview so he can win the Bikini Bottom election and to get SpongeBot Admin.

[Static appears]

Advertisement

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Plankton: Hello guys I am Sheldon J. Plankton and I have quit the Restaurant Business. I develop phones now. Introducing the SPhone 1. 32GB, Battery lasts for 12 hours and best of all there is an app for everything! Wanna watch the best video on YouTube there is an app for that! [Shows SpongeBob’s oven exploding from SpongeBob’s How To] Wanna listen to the best music there is an app for that! Wanna watch new episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants there is an app for that! Wanna make the battery last forever, huh, there is actually no app for that!

After The Episode

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French Narrator: So all good things must come to an end. So I know what you are thinking, what happened to the cast after this episode? Well SpongeBob found out his video got more views than people on earth, and decided to make more How To videos! After Patrick finally found out what fired meant he decided to get more jobs, but then he forgot what fired meant again. Plankton’s phone failed so decided to attempt to steal the Krabby Patty formula again! Random Guy failed to get into the Bikini Bottom Election! And that is it for today’s episode. Cya’ next time!