Me: “We’re only authorized to sell the floor model when we’re out of boxed product. Since the TV you want is right there on the shelf brand-new, I don’t have any reason to sell you the floor model. ¬†If I did that I’d just have to open another one.”

Customer: “But I want a discount! I’m a missionary!”

Me: “…what?”

Customer: “I’m a missionary! I need this TV for my RV so I want a discount.”