Meet Master Bates (we couldn’t resist!), also known as Chris from The Apprentice. And yes, of course we would! What do we look like? Amateurs?

We also enjoyed Jamie running down for the phone in a pair of grey trackie bottoms, though we will have the lack of bouncing bulge out with him if we ever get a moment… But Stuart Baggs! The living embodiment of every knob in a cheap suit (and not in a good way!) you’ve ever met, he needs a sharp kick up the cunt.