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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<Monica> dotty can't code. <dotty> neither can you <dotty> you just slap your tits on the keyboard and save it as .php

Some posters on Slashdot in reference to excitement when nmap was featured on The Matrix...

^...who's always talking during the movie. Hey, do you have a cell phone too? And a beeper? Maybe a crying child or two?

^^Well, minus the little hellians and the beeper, that's me. Sometimes I bring my laptop along in anticipation that there are going to be a few dull scenes. Though I try to keep conference calls on my phone with tons of flashy multicolored lights to a minimum after credits, sometimes it just happens, ya know? Also, I always always carry bang-snaps to movies. They're to throw at people who complain. The firecrackers are for people who complain twice. Roman candles for anyone who dares go beyond that.

Goatboy wrote:...., you are one of the worst kinds of people on the Internet. You come onto a forum designed to help teach, and you expect to be spoon-fed. I use that term lightly, because you really don't even want to be spoon-fed, which assumes swallowing of the food on your part. You want to have an IV drip of "l337 h4x0r 5killz" inserted into you.

"I've come to the point where I vomit in my mouth every time someone says they don't know much about coding, but they're an awesome social engineer. What every happened to developing technical skills to accomplish a task?" - m114x...aka...Edward The Awesome

m0x wrote:"I've come to the point where I vomit in my mouth every time someone says they don't know much about coding, but they're an awesome social engineer. What every happened to developing technical skills to accomplish a task?" - m114x...aka...Edward The Awesome

Unfunny, and basically rehashed from something I said in an earlier post?