RECALL NOTICE

Friday, February 07, 2014

~Author Unknown~

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus , into the heart component.

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

Perfect description of a Bi-Polar Manic-Depressive, before Christ sets that captive free. You cannot medicate away sin. When Jesus Christ sets us free, we are free indeed. Too bad the AMA has put such a "medically sophisticated" name to sin! I know this will make a lot of people, Christians included, mad, but it is easier to excuse our bad behavior by labeling it as a medical problem, than to surrender to the Lord Jesus Christ. Ask me how I know...I got away with it for years...and got paid for it too, from the nanny state.

Sure wish someone would've told me about the GREAT Physician. HIS treatment didn't cost a dime...and not only did He HEAL me, He PAID for it too. Thank you, Doctor Jesus, from an ex-maniac/ sinner who has been made righteous. I highly recommend you.

I love this! It brings the creation of man and the plan of salvation into full focus into terms anyone can understand. It also shows the place for all defective product burning in the abbys forever with know hope of further repair possible. Whoever this unknown person was that wrote this KNOWS GOD! i'M PRAYING THIS GOES VIRAL INTO THE YOUTH AND ALL COMPUTER TECHS!