Rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson was in Paris Friday bringin’ some real deal urban USA to the V.I.P. Club in France.

Sadly, the life of a celebrity blogger doesn’t allow for a lavish lifestyle that includes being able to go into places like the V.I.P. Club, so my imagination always runs wild when I try to picture what it’s like inside those doors. Now I know that it’s just like I imagined – there are gold bars embedded in the wall, hot women in black and white cat suits and obscenely well-endowed female groupies in every flavor imaginable! (There’s even strawberry if you look close enough!)

But apparently 50 Cent doesn’t share my fascination. He looks like he’s at a high school science fair. I guess that’s the epitome of cool, though. It’s like old sports announcers that complain every time a player celebrates after a score, “They act like they never scored before.” So, no touchdown dance for 50 Cent, who has obviously scored before.

When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.

Ummmm WTF?

Oklahoman Patricia Ann Spann, best known as the woman who married her daughter in March 2016, has been sentenced to two years in prison on a charge of felony incest. Bizarrely, the charge comes a decade after Patricia also married her son…

Anfisa returning to Russia!

90 Day Fiance stars Jorge and Anfisa have returned to Youtube to share the news that Anfisa is going back to Russia! And after that, the two go shopping for gifts for Anfisa’s mother and grandmother, and it is a string of wonderful #Jorfisa moments!