Sometimes I've gotten so drunk I swore God was talking to me. Turns out it was my friends just making sure I wasn't dead. Now, I came across a few more facts that prove religion and beer go together like ketchup and mustard.

It's Friday and we're in a giving mood today. Not only are you going to get Free Beer and two chances at a thousand dollars cash, I am also going to give you the best 1:41 seconds of your day with wet Victoria's Secret models. You're welcome.

It's not about multi-million dollar contracts, it's not about multi-million dollar endorsement deals, it's not about choreographing your own signature touchdown dance. This is what sportsmanship is all about.

I remember the days of trick or treating. The hot question was, "What are you going to be? Who are you going to go as?" I wasn't as concerned with that as I was with "What kind of candy will I get?" Here are some of the best and worst candies for trick or treating.

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