11.02.2006

Which way do you dress, sir?

That is the funniest question to me. But, if you're a guy or a tailor, you know what I mean. If you're neither, pssst, over here. *whispering* That question is what a tailor will ask a man about which side he, uh, er, lets his manhood rest while wearing pants. Now, do you get it? Yeah, that's what it means.

But, it doesn't really matter with the new padded bra concept of underwear called a Wonderjock which lets a guy look pumped up to impress the ladies. I don't know. Seems like false advertising to me. You'd get home thinking he's going to be some impressive specimen and then find out he's a pee-wee.