To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me In Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Elvis, as one of those Boys in Blue let me put this thought to you. If people stood up or were able to stand up to the Shit that thinks it rules our streets we wouldn't have the problems we do....and yes thats me on Police 10/7 doing drug raids in the Bay of Plenty.....Sgt Andrew O'Reilly...aka Radar

_________________People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Radar as you may have figured I have great respect for that thin blue line. yes I do wish more people could stand up to the thuggery etc out there. as I said I would love to be able to carry firearms for selfdefence but alas our laws dont allow it. I have long been a believer that our police should be armed at all times and be supported to the full when the need to use them arrises. keep safe out there.
Mike.

_________________You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

Radar...This piece is a good fictional write up of a person that in real life would have been jailed for most of what he supposedly said or did. Which includes an implied threat. It depicts the beginings of a "mull ninja".

Well authored for entertainment, but it never happened.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news (not really), but......

Just tired of it circulating and recirculating around the web and taken for a truth. This was posted on the web around 3-4 years ago. Of course if you tell it enough times it becomes the truth.

_________________I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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