Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

...For his Enormous Pair of Wharfdales through which he did broadcast and delighted all the land of Knorksylvania with his enchanting singing and top tips on career management. One day a wandering Prince happened by and heard the sound of Princess Roy's voice and, lo, he was bewitched and fair besotted. The prince followed the sound of the lovely Princess's voice until...

TPBM is inspired enough to carry on the tale...

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

...he realised he had been bewitched by the Sirens. The Sirens were attached to a police car, and the police car was attached to two great big Glesga Polis*. Fortunately, the Polis had been bewitched by B*Witched, but hey, C'est La Vie...

TPBM has dodgy taste in music.

*Glesga Polis-nouna police officer stationed in one of the divisions within the Glasgow City area. Identifying characteristics include knuckles dragging on the ground, absence of a sense of humour, and no observable higher brain function. Due to the insistence of corroboration under Scots law, usually seen in pairs.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Roy Hunter wrote:*Glesga Polis-nouna police officer stationed in one of the divisions within the Glasgow City area. Identifying characteristics include knuckles dragging on the ground, absence of a sense of humour, and no observable higher brain function. Due to the insistence of corroboration under Scots law, usually seen in pairs.

Is that mated pairs, just mates, or pairs as in...pants?

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.~Charles "Darwin" Dickens