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20 Reasons Why Food Is Better Than People

You might have noticed over the last two weeks I’ve been blogging a lot more about food. Because I love food? Yes. And also because I’ve become a lot more conscious about what I eat (or at least trying to be).

I no longer want to fill my body up with bad food (apart from on a treat day on a Saturday maybe).

And although I have paid a lot of attention to food, my blog has by no means turned into a food blog. It’s a lifestyle blog which refers to anything and everything…which might include chocolate on more than one occasion 😀

Fried rice doesn’t expect a Valentine’s Day present, or a birthday present, or Christmas, or anything except to be eaten. That’s all it wants. That’s all you want. You and fried rice share the same dream.

Cupcakes don’t cut you off on the highway.

Sushi never told you repeatedly that it was over its ex even though it totally was not over its ex.

French toast never texted you for like a week straight and acted really interested in you but then completely ignored you in person.

A burrito won’t “accidentally” delete the new Parks & Rec from DVR before you watch it.

Oreos won’t let you pay for lunch every time you hang out and always promise to “get it next time”.

French fries don’t ever ask you what your plan is after grad school.

No one’s boyfriend has ever been stolen by a Pop Tart.

Popcorn doesn’t talk during the movie.

Tacos don’t get pissed off if they see you eating another taco.

Smoothies don’t pick fights with you that bring out your worst traits and make you question if you’re turning into your mother.

Pancakes would never tag you in an unflattering picture that they only uploaded because it’s a cute picture of them and not give a shit how bad you look.

Bacon doesn’t get skip dinner because it thinks it’s gained weight, then drink on an empty stomach, get way too drunk, puke and get a little of it on your top that you just bought, and then make you listen to “Royals” like 18 times before passing out on your couch. Bacon would just never do that to you.

Hello, I'm Annie.
London born and bred to a set of Irish and Cypriot parents.
Award-winning blogger, squirrel-looking individual and film fanatic, I make a living as a journalist, and can often be found nose-deep in a Stephen King novel. Welcome to my little corner of the world.

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