"The groom … UFC Octagon warrior who is now entering the true fighting arena of champions called marriaggggggggggggge," he said, "standing six-feet one-inch tall and weighing in at whatever he wants … He is a lover, not a fighter, presenting the pride of Manchester, England, the one, the only, Michael 'The Count' Bisping."

With an announcement of this stature, one can only hope Buffer is available in the future when it comes time to announce baby news.