neways
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wild Sudowoodo appeared! What will Ash do?
Stranger: i like sex
You: ***** since when is there an "i like sex" option
You: step your pokegame up
You: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: yoStranger: ******?You: i wishYour conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: depends
You: what day is it
Stranger: tues
Stranger: the 7th of april lol
You: i was going to be a girl today
You: but all of my girl clothes are dirty
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so i guess you a boy the day then haha
You: no im a women
You: and u will treat me with repsect
You: understand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONStranger: FORUMWARZYou: o noezYou: where u fromYou: cuhYou: dont fuck wit itYou: nigagYou: i fuxk wit itYou: *****Stranger: FORUMWARZ FORUMS FLAMEBATEYou: we fux around *****You: break bread wit me *****You: YO *****You: WHAT E-BLOCK YOU FROM *****You: WHERE YOU POST AT *****You: YOU BITCH *****You: HB?You: SUFU?You: ISS?You: FUCK YOU NIGAYou: BITCH ASS *****Stranger: I'LL SHOVE MY B-B-B-BALLS OF STEEL SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROATYou: I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE STREET *****You: DUKE NUKEM ASS FAGGOTYou: YOUR SKILLS OF THE INTERNET SUCKYou: YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THE INTERNETYou: I ALREADY WONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ON***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ON***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONStranger: YOUR MOMMA WILL BE CRYING AND WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULDNT SELL ME BATTLETOADSYou: ***** ILL BE THEREYou: ***** ILL BE THEREYou: ***** ILL BE THEREYou: ***** ILL BE THEREStranger: ME TOYou: ***** ILL BE THEREYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: FUCK YOU *****You: BITCH MADE ASS *****You: ILL FUCK YOU IN THE STREET *****You: ON YO BLOCKYou: SO YO MOMMA CAN SEEYou: *****You: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONStranger: YOU JUST LOST THE FUCKING GAMEYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ON

Stranger: HURRY IT UP, SOOONYou: *****You: ILL BE THERE *****You: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ON

LOL JUST GOT A /B/ *****, BUT IT WASNT FUNNY

ROUND 3

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: YO WHATS GOOD BYou: SUP DUYou: IS YOU A FEMALE?You: WHATS UP MOMMMMYStranger: yesYou: YOU GOT A MANStranger: not youYou: YOU GOT A FACEBOOK?You: GOT A MYSPACE?Stranger: notYou: YOU GOT A *****?You: ***** WHAT BLOCK HE ONYou: ***** FINNA BE DELT WITStranger: only msnYou: ***** WHAT BLOCK YOU ONYou: FUCK MSNYou: WHO THE FUCK HAS MSN ANYMOREYou: *****You: OUTDATED ASS *****Stranger: fuck youyYou: 2003 ASS *****You: FUCK YOU *****You: ILL FUCK YOU IN THE STREET*****Stranger: ratardedYour conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are you
You: fine
You: you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: yea good
You: k..
Stranger: jst finished school
You: doing hw now
Stranger: yea
You: yup
Stranger: nah its last day
You: so we have sex now or what,,,
You: i pay now or after?
Stranger: nop
You: hmmmm
Stranger: no
You: you charge by the hour?
Stranger: no
You: so just a standard rate?
Stranger: no
You: well i just finish comi'n, thanks that was great
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha I just had a long ass convo with this dude from spain about weed. I told him about blunts and he had no idea what I was talking about, then he finally got it and loved the idea hahah. just helping another stoner out..

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

Stranger: i love youYou: I luh u 2Stranger: greatYou: sooo...Stranger: sooo....?Stranger: asl?You: Do you want to do this here or we can take it to your place?Stranger: take it to your placeStranger: lets goStranger: ....Stranger: *gets in the car*You: *Faps*Stranger: wait a minuteYou: *Hears the doorbell*Stranger: are you a guy?You: "Just one minute!"You: Wait are you?Stranger: yeahStranger: shitYou: Eeew. you sickoStranger: fuckStranger: this is far more than awkwardYou: So...Stranger: asl?Stranger: or al?You: 27, m. OklahomaStranger: shitYou: Do you like football?Stranger: american football?Stranger: not soccerStranger: right?Stranger: (UK)You: ***** did I say Soccer?Stranger: nopeStranger: im britishStranger: thats the problemYou: Did I ask if you're motherfucking British *****?Stranger: ok, first ;Stranger: fuck youStranger: second ;You: Naw niggy, fuck you!Stranger: i dont like footballStranger: third;You: Third turd *****Stranger: i played american football throughout the highschoolYou: What is this "the highschool?"You: Is it all male, *****?Stranger: do you even cae?Stranger: care?You: Yes *****?Stranger: fuck this conversation is going nowhereStranger: fuck you, again

Stranger: RONALD?You: heyStranger: HeyYou: YeahStranger: how are you brother?You: Wuddup?Stranger: sureYou: Great!Stranger: and u?!You: I said Great *****Stranger: oYou: You eye deaf?Stranger: FUCKStranger: YOU

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!!
You: IT WAS YOUR IDEA
You: I NEVER WANTED A FUCKING CAT
Stranger: YOU WERE JEALOUS
Stranger: YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOUS OF HERBERT
You: YEAH WELL WHO WOULDN'T BE
You: GUY DRIVES A MERCEDES
You: GETS MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT
You: AND LOOK AT ME
You: I'M A TEMP
Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE YOU
You: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
You: YEAH, WELL IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
You: YOU THINK I LIKE LIVING LIKE THIS
Stranger: OH I DONT THINK SO MISTER
You: DON'T YOU POINT YOUR FINGER AT ME
You: YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
Stranger: I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK... I REALLY DID
Stranger: YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY
Stranger: YOU WANTED O THINGS TO END THIS WAY
Stranger: *TO
You: DON'T YOU SAY THAT
You: I LOVE YOU
You: DON'T EVER FUCKING QUESTION THAT
Stranger: I DIDNT BELIEVE IT THEN
Stranger: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I BELIEVE IT NOW
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
You: I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR YOU
You: I'VE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING SO WE COULD BE TOGETHER
You: I TURNED DOWN THAT JOB IN HAWAII
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
Stranger: OH GOD BACK TO THIS ARE WE
You: JUST TELL ME, AND I'LL DO IT
You: JUST TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS
You: i don't want to lose you...
Stranger: IVE GIVEN YOU SO MANY CHANCES
You: YOU'RE BRINGING THIS UP AGAIN?!
You: I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS
Stranger: WELL WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE THIS TIME WILL BE ANY DIFFERENT
Stranger: DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME!
You: I'VE CHANGED
You: YOU'VE CHANGED ME
You: ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE CHANCE
You: I KNOW, I KNOW, I DON'T DESERVE ONE
You: BUT I SWEAR, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN THIS TIME
You: I FUCKING SWEAR
Stranger: YOU BETTER BE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS TIME
Stranger: I MEAN IT
You: just one chance
You: kick me out if you want to
Stranger: IT DOESNT CHANGE THE PAST YOU KNOW
You: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME ANGRY?!
You: I'M LAYING MYSELF BARE HERE
Stranger: YOU JUST MAKE IT SO HARD FOR ME TO TRUST YOU
Stranger: i dont want to just give up like that either you know... after all these years
You: i know.. i know...
You: sshh... don't cry
Stranger: i just cant keep playing these games with you
Stranger: but i... i dont know...
You: please..
You: i can't live without you..
You: i just... can't
Stranger: do you really mean that?
You: i don't want to hurt you again
You: seeing you like this
You: it makes me hate myself
You: what i've done to you
Stranger: im scarred, i really think i am
You: we can work through this
You: we can do it together
Stranger: i want to believe you, i do, really
You: jesus, where did it all go wrong?
You: we used to be so happy
Stranger: i know
You: i want that feeling back
You: i want to be happy
You: i want us to be happy
Stranger: me too... remember senior year of college?
You: like it was yesterday
You: i remember the first time i saw you
You: you were the most beautiful woman i'd ever seen
You: you still are
Stranger: dont overdo it... youre making me blush!
Stranger: that wasnt even that long ago if you think about it
Stranger: do you really think things can be as good as they were?
You: yes
You: they can be better
You: i know they can
You: i'll get a better job
Stranger: thats not what i meant... i just want to be able to trust you again... trust you will be there
You: as long as you're there
You: i'll be there
Stranger: i do still love you
You: i can't tell you how much it means to me to hear you say that
You: i love you too, more than i ever could describe
Stranger: no more fighting
Stranger: okay?
Stranger: no more games
You: i was stupid
You: i didn't know what i wanted
Stranger: but you know now right...?
Stranger: youre sure
You: yes
You: you're all i need
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!!
You: IT WAS YOUR IDEA
You: I NEVER WANTED A FUCKING CAT
Stranger: YOU WERE JEALOUS
Stranger: YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOUS OF HERBERT
You: YEAH WELL WHO WOULDN'T BE
You: GUY DRIVES A MERCEDES
You: GETS MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT
You: AND LOOK AT ME
You: I'M A TEMP
Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE YOU
You: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
You: YEAH, WELL IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
You: YOU THINK I LIKE LIVING LIKE THIS
Stranger: OH I DONT THINK SO MISTER
You: DON'T YOU POINT YOUR FINGER AT ME
You: YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
Stranger: I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK... I REALLY DID
Stranger: YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY
Stranger: YOU WANTED O THINGS TO END THIS WAY
Stranger: *TO
You: DON'T YOU SAY THAT
You: I LOVE YOU
You: DON'T EVER FUCKING QUESTION THAT
Stranger: I DIDNT BELIEVE IT THEN
Stranger: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I BELIEVE IT NOW
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
You: I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR YOU
You: I'VE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING SO WE COULD BE TOGETHER
You: I TURNED DOWN THAT JOB IN HAWAII
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
Stranger: OH GOD BACK TO THIS ARE WE
You: JUST TELL ME, AND I'LL DO IT
You: JUST TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS
You: i don't want to lose you...
Stranger: IVE GIVEN YOU SO MANY CHANCES
You: YOU'RE BRINGING THIS UP AGAIN?!
You: I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS
Stranger: WELL WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE THIS TIME WILL BE ANY DIFFERENT
Stranger: DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME!
You: I'VE CHANGED
You: YOU'VE CHANGED ME
You: ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE CHANCE
You: I KNOW, I KNOW, I DON'T DESERVE ONE
You: BUT I SWEAR, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN THIS TIME
You: I FUCKING SWEAR
Stranger: YOU BETTER BE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS TIME
Stranger: I MEAN IT
You: just one chance
You: kick me out if you want to
Stranger: IT DOESNT CHANGE THE PAST YOU KNOW
You: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME ANGRY?!
You: I'M LAYING MYSELF BARE HERE
Stranger: YOU JUST MAKE IT SO HARD FOR ME TO TRUST YOU
Stranger: i dont want to just give up like that either you know... after all these years
You: i know.. i know...
You: sshh... don't cry
Stranger: i just cant keep playing these games with you
Stranger: but i... i dont know...
You: please..
You: i can't live without you..
You: i just... can't
Stranger: do you really mean that?
You: i don't want to hurt you again
You: seeing you like this
You: it makes me hate myself
You: what i've done to you
Stranger: im scarred, i really think i am
You: we can work through this
You: we can do it together
Stranger: i want to believe you, i do, really
You: jesus, where did it all go wrong?
You: we used to be so happy
Stranger: i know
You: i want that feeling back
You: i want to be happy
You: i want us to be happy
Stranger: me too... remember senior year of college?
You: like it was yesterday
You: i remember the first time i saw you
You: you were the most beautiful woman i'd ever seen
You: you still are
Stranger: dont overdo it... youre making me blush!
Stranger: that wasnt even that long ago if you think about it
Stranger: do you really think things can be as good as they were?
You: yes
You: they can be better
You: i know they can
You: i'll get a better job
Stranger: thats not what i meant... i just want to be able to trust you again... trust you will be there
You: as long as you're there
You: i'll be there
Stranger: i do still love you
You: i can't tell you how much it means to me to hear you say that
You: i love you too, more than i ever could describe
Stranger: no more fighting
Stranger: okay?
Stranger: no more games
You: i was stupid
You: i didn't know what i wanted
Stranger: but you know now right...?
Stranger: youre sure
You: yes
You: you're all i need
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi friendStranger: hellooYou: please say your of the female sexStranger: how are youStranger: i amStranger: hahaYou: yay!Stranger: please say your a male and youngStranger: but not under 16Stranger: :SYou: for some reason it seems like i only runn into to gay asians guys =/Stranger: hahahStranger: lucky thingStranger: haha jokingStranger: so a/s/l?You: asl?Stranger: 16 female australiaStranger: your turn?You: do you mind if i get pictures of you to post in the jailbait thread?You: 45 male/female reno nevadaStranger:sureStranger: male/female?You: yeah =/Stranger: u got a sex change?You: no..i was born with a peepee and a vagStranger: hold on brb i got cum in my handStranger: ...Your conversational partner has disconnected.