Wow, that is yet to happen but a $700+ spending spree showing up in the mail a few days ago did. Got a full new trout setup and it was "you know a nice dinner would have been a good gesture..." and "my hobby has NEVER cost me so much that I have to watch my spending for a few weeks..."

Now, I'm not married, but I am on my 2nd week in the dog house... but I think that the new rod, reel, and line were totally worth it

Just follow the voice and then read the magazine afterwards when falling asleep... simple solution. That magazine aint going anywhere, but the sultry voice will likely turn surly if you don't make chase.