Bronies:>like everything bright and colorful>ponyisms like "everypony" and "anypony", referring to hair as "mane", etc.>draw pony versions of everything, especially characters from other cartoons and video games>random interjections like MUFFINS! and TWENTY PERCENT COOLER!>creepily sexualizing the childlike characters, despite being at least twice as old as the intended target demo>try to defend their neotenous obsession by stuttering out "d-deep lore, i-it's for all ages"

Splatoon fans:>like everything bright and colorful>squid-isms like "inkredible" and "tentacular", referring to hair as "tentacles", etc.>draw squid versions of everything, especially characters from other cartoons and video games (pic related)>random interjections like SPLATATATAT! and YOU'RE A KID NOW!>creepily sexualizing the childlike characters, despite being at least twice as old as the intended target demo>try to defend their neotenous obsession by stuttering out "d-deep lore, i-it's for all ages"

How can you look at Splatoon, even LOOK at it, and not cringe? Let alone fucking play it?