Presidential Debate (Various networks, 9 p.m.) — “Mr. President, Governor Romney, if you found a young boy covered in puppies in the woods, what would you do? What WOULD you do?”

National League Championship Series (Fox, 7:30 p.m.) — Game 7. Cardinals at Giants. Go Giants. That is all.

The Voice (NBC, 8 p.m.) — You guys. I woke up at 3 a.m., so maybe it’s just been a long day and I’m angry, but, and if you don’t mind being stuck with me for a little bit longer, doesn’t it feel like we’re life’s dominated love slaves, with how jaded and drenched in blood, sex, and booze things are today? Which is to say: Billie Joe Armstrong and Rob Thomas assist Cee Lo & Co. tonight. Screw you guys: I’M GOING TO PASALACQUA.

Homeland (Showtime, 9 p.m.) — Or you can just watch this HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THAT episode. I did see that, but I want to see it again, and then celebrate Homeland getting picked up for another season. If I was a teen girl, I’d write “I <3 Saul Berenson" in my diary so many times.

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel, 9 p.m.) — Tony partakes in a “Haitian cemetery on the Day of the Dead…[and] heads to Iraq covered in body armor, prepped for minefields and death.” Psh. He didn’t sit through an episode of 666 Park Avenue this morning, like I did. That takes guts.

OH MAH GAWD Homeland ep 3 was amazing. I did NOT see that ending coming this soon in the season. holy shit, I was sitting up in bed as I was watching it, clutching my blanket to my chin, saying outloud (despite my bf telling me to shut up and lay down) “You don’t need to sleep with him again, Carrie!!!! Don’t be a whore! Saul’s watching!” and BAM. It didn’t even go there.