HIS LIPS ARE SEALED

On the Today show Tuesday morning, NBC Sports President Dick Ebersol confirmed that he shelled out $50,000 at a charity auction Monday to learn who Carly Simon was singing about in her 1972 hit, "You're So Vain." In related news, rumor has it newly bankrupt boxer Mike Tyson wants to reveal to the highest bidder what he was thinking when he married Robin Givens.