…you see a pitcher on the lower shelf of the hardware store aisle sticking out and you immediately recognize it as the Takeya pitcher Soylent will be sending you. You pick it up and inspect it for more than a minute.

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you setup a google news email alert to check daily if there are any news stories containing the word soylent

you made a deal with your girlfriend that you would eat normally all the time at the weekends, so now you look forward to going back to work after a bank holiday weekend because it means you get to have soylent again