This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL: Simone Zaza has scored a goal.

The former West Ham loanee, who absolutely stunk up the joint in E20 during a dismal six-month spell, has got off the mark for his new side Valencia, scoring their second goal of their match against Athletic Bilbao.

The Italian striker failed to find the net in 463 minutes of action in claret and blue. The only thing he is really remembered by is his shot against Manchester United which went out for a throw in.

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Zaza joined West Ham on a season-long loan deal, which cost £5m, but he was binned after just six months and 12 appearances. The club would have been forced to pay a whopping £17m to Juventus had he made it to 15 appearances.

Since his last league goal, Zaza represented Italy at Euro 2016 and missed that famous penalty, left Juventus, joined West Ham, left West Ham and then joined Valencia.