Chu Jokes

Fu, Bu and Chu are three Chinese men.

One day, they decided to move to the USA. They also decided to change their names, as to not be discriminated against.Chu changed his name to Chuck.Bu changed his name to Buck.And Fu decided to go back to China.

Hey. I can't help but peak at chu.

It's making my bulbs all sore.

Three chinese men named Hu, Fu and Chu come to the USA to live the American Dream

Chu calls himself Chuck and opens a dry cleaning business.

Hu calls himself Huck and opens a dollar store.

Just Fu goes back to China disappointedly.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.

And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

What would you call a green Pikachu?

Pickle-chu

4 friends decide to emigrate from China to the United States

Their names are Chu, Tu, Bu, and Fu.They have a discussion and decide that it may be a good idea to change their names to sound more western, so they improvise on their names.Chu changes his name to Chuck,Tu changes his name to Tuck,Bu changes his name to Buck,And Fu decides to g...

Three aliens

Three aliens, Bu; Chu and Fu, are sent to Earth to document local civilization. They land in America, and use advanced technology to make themselves look human. After they collected some data (including large percentage of English language), Bu said to the others: "Maybe we should change our names t...

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

What do you call a Chinese 69?

Tu-can-chu

Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.

Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end." Chu then said, "then I'll become Chuck." After a long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."

What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?

Juan Chu

An optometrist was preparing an arranged marriage...

An optometrist was preparing an arranged marriage for his 18 year old daughter and needed to find a suitable husband. His daughter was extremely beautiful and has had many men across the world ask for her hand in marriage and her father began seeing which of these men would suit her. After searching...

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

He might Peek at Chu!

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The business trip

On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a prostitute. Upon returning home, he noticed a strange, green, festering sore growing on his penis.

He went to his doctor who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him ...