2014

From 2000 to 2006, on and off, I posed as a 14 year old girl named Amber on Yahoo Messenger to have bizarre, disturbing chats with older men and women who wanted to cyber with an underage girl. I would then edit the chatlogs for length and coherency and post them on my website. Trigger warning: many of these chatlogs are incredibly disgusting and touch on subjects like racism and sexual abuse for comedy. In hindsight, I’m embarrassed by using that as material, but pretending I didn’t wouldn’t help. After I moved past that, some of these are pretty hilarious still, over a decade later.

2006

This young gentleman from Guam regaled Amber with the language of romance across several conversations, but sadly her father’s madcap science has already supplied her with a man to love. A man made of dead things. MORE »

2006

Amber’s father reveals a softer side, a side that appreciates the more sophisticated things in life. Please don’t infer any repressed hatred towards the world of fine arts from this chatlog – I try to not repress that hatred at all. MORE »