If today should indeed mark the official end of Kris Humphries’ tenure as a Maverick, I want to send him off in style. Though Hump’s rebounding, energy, and highlight reel blocks and slams are reason enough to lament his departure, let’s be honest here. The real reason why Kris Humphries will be missed and remembered forever: he’s a stud muffin.

I know it, you know, it and the ladies in the D/FW metroplex sure know it. It’s common knowledge that all the girls want to be with Hump and all the guys want to be Hump. Facts just don’t get more factual than that.

And as such, seeing female fans display messages to Hump via signage or try to stand next to him in the huddle wearing a wedding dress was more or less commonplace. It’s simply a part of the stud lifestyle. And in honor of the Humphries era coming to a close, I’ve collected just a few of my favorite Hump-themed signs held by members of his adoring female fan base (all photos are 100% authentic and taken in-game at American Airlines Center):