Congratulations, women and children of Detroit, you have a new sex offender to look out for. A white male in his 50s has been witnessed frequenting several establishments, mainly clothing stores and salons (where he reportedly requests Brazilians), wearing only pantyhose to cover his lower half. I know, how terribly Edie Sedgwick of him.

The suspect has brought his dingy Frank-N-Furter routine into 20 different businesses that cater primarily to women and kids, including a Forever 21. He's described as being about 6 feet tall, with skinny legs and a beer gut, and is thought to drive a newer model silver Jeep, though none of those identifiers are as useful as the fact that he probably won't be wearing pants.