Footnotes: A Year-End Blooper Spectacular of Spectacular Incompetence

Hard to believe it’s been another year. Well, that’s misleading. Footnotes has only been on the air since July. But that doesn’t mean we can’t compile a blooper episode. It’s less labor-intensive for me anyway.

We spend about an hour shooting each episode, of which we use between three and four minutes of material. The rest of the time is me making fun of the crew, the crew making fun of me, and me botching my lines. Mostly, it’s me botching my lines. As you might have noticed in this blooper reel.

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