For now, this redhead is still sun-combustible. And my cellulite looks like a marshmallow.

Then again, Mandi prides herself on being a good liar. Perhaps this is true about sun-baked cellulite. I can’t be sure.

What I am sure of is that Mandi is a really funny gal. And she just shared five truths and a lie in her blog post, True Story…, for readers to figure out which thing on her list is the lie. Interested yet? You should be. After all she includes tuna, stitches, and dead people! What more could you want?!

Inspired to play along, I’m sharing five truths and a lie for all of YOU to guess which one is the lie about me.

I totally breath in my whistles, and I believe a lot of what you just shared, but I’m going with the year supply of chicken wings because chicken wings and tuna….well, that’s just too much of a coincidence in a very Jessica Simpson kind of way.

Doh! Too right! Serves me right for commenting via my phone so I can only see like 4 things at a time. Sorry Kassandra. I’ve got you down. Kassandra Urinals! Wait…that sounds bad. Do you want that hyphenated? :P

Hello, I’m Jess.

From party crashing as an Oops Baby to paving my way through pop culture, I explore it all. My special skills include: pretending to be an orphan, severe allergic reactions to the sun, having an I-Tunes collection full of 90′s hits, and quoting movie lines from the Oscar winning film, Spaceballs. ;)