Remembering how me and some mates were laughing last that the Kaiser chiefs didnt win the Mercury and they were moaing about it as Warners probably told them it had been alloted to them this year but maybe too much Coke was taken and they got the names mixed up - pricks

Nothing has made me madly happy today as I have horrible toothache which means I am grumpy...although I did buy my Anthony and the Johnsons tickets this morning so woo! roll on december! But still ow ow ow.

This morning, I got out of bed and walked into the kitchen. There is a CD player in the kitchen, into which I blindly inserted a CD.

Mrs B has this horribly annoying habit of putting the wrong CD into the wrong case, so it's always something of a lottery using her CDs (most of them are terrible as well...) but I couldn't be bothered to check. I pressed play. The first song I heard this morning was 'Boom! Shake The Room!' by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince.

I just found out Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps are suitable for vegetarians! Yes! (They weren't for a long, loong time).

Hmm...that's hardly diary material though.

Erm....in a meeting this morning I thought my editor said "They sing a song about cock" and I laughed so hard I nearly threw up and then made cock jokes merrily until someone pointed out he'd actually said C.O.T.T.
Still, it made me happy cos I, err, thought about cock for the whole of an otherwise dull meeting.