Watch: Michael Bay’s Holiday Ad For Victoria’s Secret

Watch: Michael Bay's Holiday Ad For Victoria's Secret

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Loud faceless rock music. Lingerie models. It can only mean one thing: yet another Victoria’s Secret ad by the new fan of 3DMichael Bay.

The latest minute and a half spot was probably directed in his sleep, or on a coffee break from editing “Transformers: Dark Of The Moon” because this thing is about as lazy as it gets. Titled cameras! Roses! Angel wings! A woman on a white horse! With all the quick edits you can probably get the same effect if you pick up the last issue of the Victoria’s Secret catalog that was sent to your “girlfriend” and scan through the pages like a flipbook. So much skin, yet so boring. Check it out below. [Vulture]