¹ traditionally the dining room, but more often the living room
² broască [țestoasă] = turtle

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Karma, zen and feng-shui

Today I thought about doing something to please you
As you weren't at home, and I cleaned up the living room,
But I broke three souvenirs,
I picked up the pieces, I brought them to the kitchen,
But then you came home and you became hystercical :
I had broken a turtle, a camel and a duck,
I didn't understand why this was such a tragedy,
But you explained while crying
That the turtle was the turtle of money, that she brought material abundancy,
And the camel predicted success on career level,
it was a special camel,
And even the duck wasn't ordinart, it was a Mandarin duck,
In short, you told me that I had done something dreadful
And that I had (had)...I had (had)...
I had (had)...I had (had)...I had (had)...

I've ruined your feng-shui, I've ruined your feng-shui,
Your karma and your whole zen,Your karma and your whole zen,
I'm bursting into tears, I'm bursting into tears,
Even if I'm not that kind of guy (who cries easily), Even if I'm not that kind of guy.

To me it isn't very clear what karma is,
what zen is, what feng-shui is,
What these are good for,
But I believe, according to what I hear,
that these are some precious questions,
So, I will fill the house with ducks, with turtles and with camels,
And to make your feng-shui a little more exotic
I'll even bring you a koala, a macaque, a cuckatoo and a dwarf kangaroo.

I've ruined your feng-shui, I've ruined your feng-shui,
Your karma and your whole zen,Your karma and your whole zen,
I'm bursting into tears, I'm bursting into tears,
Even if I'm not that kind of guy (who cries easily), Even if I'm not that kind of guy.