WATCH: Disturbing ad for a golf club you can…. pee in?

One of the weirdest informercials we’ve ever come across. But hey, URO Golf understands that when you gotta go, you gotta go. No more discreet slinking-off into some nearby bushes for relief. Now you can let it all out whenever and wherever you need to, with a tasteful green towel to cover your bits from your fellow players, who will no doubt be averting their eyes in any case. Exercising control over your bladder clearly went out with the Jurassic Age.