Meanwhile, Mitt Romneyis offering a lucky donor the chance to share a meal with himself and Donald Trump, an ancient New York City urban legend thought to be a mole person made out of several rat kings and ensconced in a suit from Gimbels. If selected, Romney will fly you out (coach), set you up in a $200 hotel room, and give you $50 for a cab to a $35 dinner. Related: Romney’s net worth is something like $250 million; Donald Trump’s net worth is at least thousands of dollars in addition to several Apprentice Blu-ray discs.

Ha, also, why is “& Mitt” scrawled on the bottom of this invitation? VF.com deputy editor Sarah Ball speculates that this is due to “Trump vanity, Romney teeth-grittingly putting up with this crazy, or . . . both?!”