Mrs. Bloomingwell came out smelling like a rose, no pun intended. She received a settlement of $18 million cash. She also received the couples $2.9 million beach house, La Casa Blanca Del Sur (The Southern White House), the 70 foot yacht, and the World War II M4 Sherman Tank.

Cindy Cinnabar says that her 40ish client Theresa Rogers has the best chance of really raking in the money as she spent more time with Mr. Woods than any of the other money grabbers. Ms. Cinnabar quickly corrected herself and said that she meant to say accusers.

In other news. An unusual snowstorm has hit the Sahara Desert dumping up to three inches of snow. Local residents said that it had not snowed in the Sahara Desert in almost 720 years.

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