WE talking about selling your wife for money like the movie? No, that's nuts.

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?

TV time outs.

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

Get gas.

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

Never been in real combat so the closest I ever came was live fire exercises at night. We started on 1 hill and went thru a little valley and "assualted" fake positions on a second hill. Guys were firing heavy machine guns over our heads from the first hill. Tracers were flying everywhere. I just seemed like a really, really bad idea but fuck if I was going to say anything. No one got hurt but it did scare the crap out of me.

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?

Roulette, even though the odds are awful (poker would of been my choise).

If I could get drunk first. Robert Redford is pretty good looking and $1MM is a lot of money.

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?Booing your own team. I have seen many a poor performance from our Cleveland teams and I never boo.

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

I am stopping because I need smokes too.

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).Waking up fishtailing in my car in the grassy median between the lanes on 90W cuz I fell asleep driving(along with the other three people in the car). I went back the next day to check out the marks and saw that there was a concrete culvert base about 1/4 mile up from where I swerved back on the road. 10 more seconds and I would have nailed it. Somebody was looking out for me that evening.

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?

1. sure, i could use the cash i guess

2. all the assholes

3. this is a weekly occurrence, obviously i go for it without even a thought

4. a couple years ago, during crazy driver christmas shopping season, i was pulling out of the mall lot turning left in front of about 20 cars turning right into the lot. i didn't see this ASSHOLE in a massive ass expedition flying through the turning lane going straight to pass everyone turning into the mall. i pulled out and there was this enormous SUV doin about 65 right in front of me about to plow through my driver side door. needless to say my eyes were about as big as basketballs that one second, i floored it to get around him, he missed my by inches. he swerved and almost got turned into pileup. i know i shoulda died right there, i'm completely convinced there was an angel with me at that moment

5. black jack all day

"i've been gettin G-ed up since i came out the hospital as a baby. i didn't wear pampers, i wore some slacks and some gators on the way home.""in order for us to grow u gotta know, in order to love the brotherman, u gotta know the otherman. because one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. knick knack paddy wack, give the dog a bone." - Delonte West

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

Stop to get gas.

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

Doctor calling me into neo-intensive care because my just born son had down syndrome and they thought he was going to die from heart defects. He did not but they were testing him and they made me come in there because if he didn't live I guess they want a parent there to witness it. Standing there with my heart in my throat tryng to figure out how I was going to tell my wife our son passed away.

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?

Black jack is easier but craps is funner.

"Meh. Calling me names on the internet is really no big deal, happens all the time." - e0y2e3

Doctor calling me into neo-intensive care because my just born son had down syndrome and they thought he was going to die from heart defects. He did not but they were testing him and they made me come in there because if he didn't live I guess they want a parent there to witness it. Standing there with my heart in my throat tryng to figure out how I was going to tell my wife our son passed away.

Sorry to hear that, those details were not necessary.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

Going for it. I had this situation coming back from Seneca Allegany Casino out on I-86 at about 11:30 at night. I wanted desperately to get back to 90 because gas was 40 cents a gallon cheaper. My gas light came on right as I got on the ramp to 90 and the first exit had a gas station. My fiance was going crazy. For those who don't know, I-86 is exceptionally dark, deer-filled, and I'd see a car every 5 miles. I'd say I probably went about 35 miles slightly above E. My tank is 16.5 gallons and I think I put 15.8 in the tank at the gas station.

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

Not really sure. I was coming home from high school one day, my buddy was driving, and he overcompensated on a semi-wet roadway on a curve. We did a 180 and faced opposing traffic. Luckily, there was nobody right behind us. That same day, I was on my way downtown to get George Carlin tickets and my buddy (different one) who was driving then took the E. 9th off ramp curve too fast and we went down the hill into the grass. We went right between two trees, one just missing my mirror by inches.

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?

Blackjack. Craps is the about the only casino game that I don't know how to play and roulette seems like a waste of time unless you have a huge bankroll.

A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe

No. I like money. I like my dignity and self-respect more. And I'm the only man who gets to touch my girl.

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?

The fact that my city's teams haven't won a championship since 1964.

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

Depends. If I'm sober I stop. If I've had a beer or two or smoked a little bit I'm going for it.

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

Testicular cancer diagnosis when I was 18. I can't speak for anyone else, but when I was told I had malignant tumors in three different locations my first thought was, I'm going to die. I actually threw up when I was given the diagnosis.

1. Indecent proposal, would you do it?THIS>>>Not ever, i'd smash the guy's face who even asked. CDT

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?

Announcers, players & owners

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

I'd coast that far....I'm going for it

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

10-5-69. 11 PM. Monsoon. Grenade fight. 4 KIA, 21 WIA. Met God the Father....got up the next morning to find a grenade with an AK round imbedded in the side of it...underneath my air mattress... after taking a nap on it...

hermanfontenot wrote:Testicular cancer diagnosis when I was 18. I can't speak for anyone else, but when I was told I had malignant tumors in three different locations my first thought was, I'm going to die. I actually threw up when I was given the diagnosis.

Sorry to hear that Jess, my business partner did the same thing right in the doc's office when he found out...

Heard this question asked to someone one time. Response was one of the funniest things I've heard. Guy said "I don't know if I could get a million dollars for her, but I might be able to get $2,000 500 times."

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?

The player movement from city to city that makes it hard to identify with players and teams.

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

Perpetual argument between my wife and I for the last 10 years. I'm one of those sickos that likes to see how low you can get the gas gauge. My new car actually tells me exactly how many miles I have left, which takes away all the fun.

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

When my son was born 7 weeks early.

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?

Craps.

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?

1. Never.

2. Athlete's salaries.

3. Stop, you'll need gas the next day.

4. Caught in a thunderstorm fishing several miles off of the mainland near Marblehead. We ignored the warning signs until the last possible moment. Thunder, lightning, 4'+ waves in a 28' boat. We made it to the marina in one piece, it was adventurous when it happened, but years later we realize how scary it was.

Squints wrote:4. Caught in a thunderstorm fishing several miles off of the mainland near Marblehead. We ignored the warning signs until the last possible moment. Thunder, lightning, 4'+ waves in a 28' boat. We made it to the marina in one piece, it was adventurous when it happened, but years later we realize how scary it was.

Been there. Storms on that lake are no joke, they tend to just pop up and next thing you know it there's a Small Craft Advisory.

1. Indecent proposal, would you do it?Only if I was playing the part of Demi Moore and Scarlett Johansson was playing the part of Robert Redford.

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?Baseball's financial system (big market and small market teams)

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?Stopping4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).Home alone as an adolescent during a thunderstorm and the weatherman shows the radar really zoomed into my neighborhood and says, "if you're in southeast Seward you need to find shelter RIGHT NOW there is a tornado heading your way"....Our house ended up fine but some friends lost everything except their lives.

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?Roulette

"And three of the better guys in franchise history, Daugherty, Z and now Kyrie could get hurt in a rubber room full of cotton balls." - Leadpipe

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

I get the gas. Tank drops below 1/4 and I'm looking for signs.

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).

High school-era beach party, 5-7 ft waves on the lake, rolled in an inner tube to cock around on, it got taken out about 100yards, I went in at 207th ST and made it back to shore at 220th after an hour of trying to catch up to it and finally having no choice but to find it and float my ass back to shore.

1. Indecent proposal, would you do it?-That depends, do I get extra cash if he keeps my wife? Just kidding folks.. No, never

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?-All the friggin timeouts. Basketball is the worst, they should get 2 timeouts a half at most.

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?-Gas, always gas. The gas gauge on my rental Prius was busted and we ran out of gas in the middle of Indiana. Never make that mistake again

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time).-When I was 6 or 7, I was up early eating breakfast with my pops before he went to work when the elderly lady next door came over in a panic. Both my parents went over to help and I snuck over after seeing all the fire crew at the house. The elderly man had internal bleeding from a surgery and finally that morning all the blood came literally pouring out his mouth and nose. No lie, it was like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre over there. Couldnt sleep for weeks. The guy lost literally 5 pints of blood but survived. I can never look at that house the same way again. I still remember a sink that was filled with blood.

5. Black jack, roulette or craps?-None of the above. I like poker, not for for the money aspect but I just enjoy playing cards.

“Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.”- Wes Westrum

"The future is like a Japanese game show, we have no idea whats going on." - Tracy Jordan

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."-Rufus T. Firefly

If Redford likes a fat, bald, retired cop with incontinence, he's gonna have to pay twice as much for a prize like me......

2. The one thing you hate most about sports?

The hypocrisy of fans.........

3. You're 3 miles from home, the gas gauge is on E, it's on the line, you going for it, or you stopping to get gas?

Usually, I have more than enough gas for any situation.......

4. Scariest moment of your life? (details not required, but why not if you have the time). I have been shot at, stabbed, attacked by guard dogs, kicked into unconsciousness among other sordid situations. Nothing scared me like the day I got a call that my wife and three daughters were in a car accident. Everything was fine, but for a fleeting second I saw my entire world crumble........