Frenchman: "Thailand. Thai. Land. Land of the Thai, so Thailand."Englishman: What a bother. Come up with something easy, quick.*Hokkien trader runs past the two men*Chineseman: Siam, siam, get out of my way!Frenchman: I got it! Siam!Englishman: Siam it will be then.

-Taison out

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I got two fists.. Don't make me use my head as well!