Look who’s not doing so well without his government handouts. That’ll teach you to teach our children. What’s the matter, Big Bird? That big, fancy education make you too good to shine shoes and flip burgers? Get a job you hippie.

The “Broke Bird” design shows a homeless Big Bird cooking weenies over a tin can with a sign that reads, “Will Spell For Food.” This image is actually a pretty good summation of Mitt Romney’s entire jobs plan. Tees available at BustedTees.