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The World's Biggest Bogey

Like many boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with accounts of his yucky activities. In this book Danny Baker will attempt to break the following records. The most nits on a single human head! (DB attempt: 109). The smelliest feet! (DB attempt: 205 children and 5 teachers knocked unconscious within 10 seconds). But surely the heaviest ball of snot (1.4 grams) has to crack it…? A blisteringly funny book of big bogies and other revolting would-be world records. Is it true or is it fiction? Who knows?