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BREAKING NEWS: Porn bans have begun
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MLP critic

It seems that there's a new crusade of destruction in our fandom. The day we have feared for so long has approached. Instead of the fandom safe creative entertainment (i.e. JanAnimations) being sniped out of nowhere, it seems our precious porn is being kicked off the ride.

When all the porn is gone, this will be you

First on the chopping block on today's rape of the pony porn posse came with the announcement from "atryl mod" on tumblr. The popular fandom artist officially announced that his NSFW tumblr blog had officially gotten the tumblr ban-hammer. For what reason you ask? It's because atryl likes to draw shitloads of child porn scratch that, legal says I can't claim that, even if it is meant as a bad joke.

Yes the supposed reason for the deletion of the NSFW tumblr was "child pornography". Considering the incredible lack of pale fingers inside what looks like the orifice of a Home Alone star, I highly doubt this is the real reason for the blog's ban. More than likely, this is the result of Tumblr feminists and one annoying Wolfaboo reporting through their endless amount of butthurt.Well this may be a decent impact on the porn community, it's not the end right? I mean atleast we still have PonyClopStash's tumblr pag-

well shit

Oh yes that's right, PonyClopStash has been removed as well. Announced by way of a tweet today, PCS is the latest member of the no clop list, and only time will tell who else will join the list. However, the one real question left is what exactly is happening?

As stated earlier, it could possibly be the work of pissed off members of Tumblr or one really pathetic blog site, all trying to form a "moral crusade" against such evil rape-culture inspiring brony NSFW blogs. Why, they themselves would never do anything of the sort, correct?

Besides the obvious though, there's a few other questions pertaining to this happening. Could it perhaps be the newly developed Hasdrones, designed to monitor our awful behavior? Could the Obama administration be sticking it's dark smelly fingers in to even more unnecessary places? Will FinalDraft ever recover from his small penis anxiety? While the answers to all of these is more than likely a resounding "no", we can let any possibilities go.

After all, this is the end.

We here at Horse-News have in fact stored massive quantities of pornography in our own personal archives. For a "small" fee we may be persuaded to send all 524 GB to our viewing audience.

I doubt this is anything major going down. Probably some white knights taking potshots. It's Tumblr anyway, not like there aren't other and better sources. Once those start getting hit, I'll worry about the daily dosage of candy.

This is a goo start but FB needs to start doing the same thing so I'm not having to report the crap all the time. It would make my life much easier. Anyone who clops is a rather miserable, pathetic soul (if they have one). Once they get the real thing, maybe they'll grow out of it. I say throw the ban hammer down on all the pony porn sites EVERYWHERE.