You’d Think Sidewalk Otter Would be More Exciting

Today I watched an otter walk down the sidewalk in front of the American Legion.

Fortunately, I carry a device with me that measures the out of the ordinary occurrences I sometimes encounter on sidewalks. It measures these out of the ordinary occurrences from a lowly why bother measuring it 1…to a holy shit that did not just happen! 173.

This particular sidewalk otter sighting came in at a very disappointing 2.