I rarely have the
answer, but I politely inform them that I will pass on any relevant
enquiries to the person in charge.

This normally satisfies
them and they leave me to carry on being nailed to a cross.

If life seems pointless,
then comfort yourself with the fact that plenty of other things are
pointless too, and that evolution will probably end up turning mankind
into something capable of finding answers.

Failing that, DO
NOT kill yourself. You will die one day, and you never know when
a pleasant surprise will change your life for the better.

In my conversations
with God (he calls, I accept the charges), I find he asks more questions
than he answers. He often asks me for the bank details of me and my
friends.

He rarely answers
any of my theological queries, and sometimes says nothing.