22:35 Balthazaar Hi SWL 22:36 ShockwaveLover G'day Blath. 22:36 ShockwaveLover *Balth, even 22:36 Balthazaar How's it going? 22:36 WskOsc Hi SWL. 22:37 ShockwaveLover Still trundling along. 22:37 ShockwaveLover Yourselves? 22:38 Balthazaar Not too bad. Adjusting to daylight savings time 22:38 ShockwaveLover Oh yeah, you lot have that down there. 22:38 ShockwaveLover Sucks to be you. 22:38 Balthazaar Yes it does 22:38 Balthazaar Also, we're discussing actors for an imaginary FR movie 22:40 ShockwaveLover Oh? 22:41 Balthazaar Yup. Many characters have multiple choices for their actors though 22:42 Proto_Lost >imaginary 22:42 ShockwaveLover What have you got so far? 22:42 Echo Balthazaar: I'm thinking Tatum might be a bit too "pretty boy" 22:42 Tehpillowstar Hi ShockwaveLover 22:42 Proto_Lost I still stand by my belief that once they've run out of reboots, Hollywood's going to come trawling through the internet for ideas 22:42 Echo Yeah, Cena or Bernthal 22:42 ShockwaveLover We'll see a Slenderman movie /far/ before they arrive here. 22:43 Balthazaar Echo, I'd agree with you there, but i was happy to roll with it because you know what Jason looks like better 22:43 Balthazaar Proto, there's still plenty of novels to go through 22:43 Proto_Lost True 22:43 Echo Also no adaptations of Game of Thrones yet 22:44 Proto_Lost Echo: There's the one on HBO 22:44 Echo Oh, I mean on the silver screen 22:44 ShockwaveLover TV show != movie 22:44 Echo It's ripe for a series of 3-hour epics 22:45 Balthazaar So, for Jason we have John Cena, or Shane from walking dead. For Simon we have Clint Eastwood or Daniel Day Lewis. Ralph is (After much disscussion) Sam Rockwell. Mark is Sam Worthington, but Proto thinks Orlando Bloom could also work. 22:45 Tehpillowstar There are like, no Asian actors in Hollywood 22:45 Balthazaar Echo, they'd have to split a few of the books for that. I actually think the T.V series would work better 22:46 ShockwaveLover Bruce Lee? 22:46 Balthazaar "And in the roll of Chloe Song: Bruce Lee" 22:46 ShockwaveLover Oh man, I want to Chloe, as played by Bruce Lee. 22:46 Balthazaar We should have Bruce Lee emerge from the pool 22:47 Proto_Lost Balthazaar: Do you realize how fucked we'd be 22:47 Balthazaar Yes I do 22:48 Balthazaar Our only hope would be to try and make friends with him 22:51 WskOsc Bruce Lee is easily placated by offerings of walnuts and faceless goons. 22:52 Echo Or just shoot him while he's a good 30 paces out. 22:52 Echo Or wait for him to die super young. 22:52 Echo 22:52 ShockwaveLover I want to see an FR movie where Duncan is played by Natalie Portman, Ralph is played by Pamela Anderson, Stoat is played by Rowan Atkinson, Simon is played by Justin Beiber 22:52 ShockwaveLover Chloe is played by 50 cent 22:52 Echo hahahahaha 22:53 ShockwaveLover And Jason is played by the London Symphonic Orchestra. 22:53 Balthazaar I'd watch that 22:53 Echo "THIS MOVIE SUCKED" 22:53 Echo "THEY DIDN'T GET *ANYTHING* RIGHT" 22:53 Echo "CHLOE WAS A GIANT BLACK GUY" 22:53 ShockwaveLover "I never knew you could play all those instruments, Jason." 22:54 Tehpillowstar lol 22:54 Echo > 70 guys are sitting there in full evening attire 22:54 Proto_Lost Simon just sits in silence wishing for a drink 22:54 ShockwaveLover Honestly, I think we could pull it off. 22:54 Echo lol 22:55 Echo > Movie is hailed as Bieber's greatest performance ever 22:55 Echo > 50 Cent is later diagnosed with hep-c 22:57 ShockwaveLover I think it's more fun to try and think who would be /least/ suited to play a character. 22:57 ShockwaveLover Gordon Ramsay as Eriko. 22:57 Proto_Lost Yes 22:57 Echo hahahahahahahahaha 22:58 Proto_Lost And everyone treats him the same way they treat Eriko, even while he's in full G-RAM mode 22:58 Tehpillowstar Hilary Duff as Greg 22:58 ShockwaveLover Pfft 22:58 Echo Emma Stone as Salman Corbette 22:58 Proto_Lost We're going full Ember Island Players on this aren't we 22:58 ShockwaveLover Angela Merkel as Reggie 22:58 *** salvagebar joined #farreconooc 22:59 ShockwaveLover Miley Cyrus as Jason 22:59 Proto_Lost Macklemore as the Pool 23:00 Echo … 23:00 Echo Wait 23:00 ShockwaveLover Jack Black as Stoat. 23:00 Echo I just had a good one for Simon 23:00 Echo Peter Stormare 23:00 ShockwaveLover .g Peter Stormare 23:00 Glacon ShockwaveLover: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/ — Peter Stormare - IMDb: "Peter Stormare, Actor: Fargo. Peter Stormare began his acting career at the Royal National Theatre of Sweden, performing for eleven years. In 1990 he became …" 23:00 Echo Like, as the actual guy 23:00 Echo It JUST popped into my head 23:00 Balthazaar Yeah, that could work 23:01 Tehpillowstar we should make this a run 23:01 Echo Steve Buscemi as Elif 23:01 Proto_Lost Echo: You fucker 23:01 Echo XD 23:01 Proto_Lost spilled things all over himself at that one 23:02 Echo lol 23:02 Proto_Lost Also yeah, Peter Stormare looks good as Simon 23:02 WskOsc Shatner should be The Pool. 23:02 Balthazaar David Hasslehoff as Chloe 23:03 ShockwaveLover Warrik Davis as Alex. 23:03 WskOsc Breakdown-era Hasslehoff? 23:03 Balthazaar Oh yeah 23:03 Echo heh 23:04 Balthazaar Sean Bean as Taggart, because he always dies 23:04 Proto_Lost Terrence Howard as Loren 23:04 ShockwaveLover Hulk Hogan /and/ Macho Man Randy Savage playing Rick. 23:05 ShockwaveLover Just constantly wrestling. 23:05 WskOsc Just stacked ontop of eachother in a trenchcoat? 23:05 Echo It just switches inexplicably between scenes 23:05 Echo Or the same shot 23:05 Balthazaar Christopher Lee as Lily 23:05 ShockwaveLover Every time Rick's asked a question, it just cuts to an Irish Whip, or a piledriver. 23:06 Echo Quantum shifting between Hogan and Savage 23:06 Proto_Lost Vince McMahon as Dan 23:06 Balthazaar One side of his face is Hogan, the other is Savage 23:06 ShockwaveLover Oh god 23:06 Echo And that's the last time you'll ever hear that combination of words used to form a sentence 23:06 ShockwaveLover I'm not sure the universe could take it again. 23:07 Balthazaar Which sentance? 23:07 Echo Quantum shifting between Hogan and Savage 23:07 Echo Oops.

ShockwaveLover makes Puppetmaster go flump <Puppetmaster> .g definition of flump <Glacon> Puppetmaster: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/flump — flump - definition of flump by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus …: "A dull heavy sound, as of something dropped on a surface. v. flumped, flump·ing, flumps. v.intr. To move or fall heavily with a dull sound: flumped onto the sofa." <Puppetmaster> … <Puppetmaster> Huh. <Snowshoe> … <Snowshoe> .u flump <Glacon> Snowshoe: Flump: The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow. <Snowshoe> … <Snowshoe> urbandictionary <Snowshoe> I'm not sure if I like your definition better <Jukse> What. The. Fuck. <Puppetmaster> Yeah. <Snowshoe> swl I won't judge what you do with puppet in your spare time <Snowshoe> but <Snowshoe> /jesus/ <Puppetmaster> That's a good point to clear the OOC. <Jukse> Or my brain. Puppetmaster stabs ShockwaveLover <Snowshoe> I didn't expect to learn my new thing of the day at 6 AM <ShockwaveLover> Wait, wa- <ShockwaveLover> /How/ <ShockwaveLover> ?/How/ <ShockwaveLover> Screw you internet. <ShockwaveLover> I /loved/ that word. <Jukse> It's ruined forever. <ShockwaveLover> Now I don't want to make Puppetmaster go flump. <ShockwaveLover> This is sad. <ShockwaveLover> :( <Jukse> It's for the best, Shock. For the best. <Puppetmaster> .u pineapple <Glacon> Puppetmaster: Pineapple: What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!? Jukse reads def again. Shudders. <Jukse> ?Glacon <Glacon> Glacon is always wrong, and is skilled at stabbing things in the dick. http://i.imgur.com/cBNNp.jpg <Jukse> Relevant. Snowshoe hugs SWL Snowshoe patpatpat <Puppetmaster> Also, just as a side note <ShockwaveLover> .rem Glacon Glacon is always wrong, and is skilled at stabbing things in the dick. He ruined flump forever. http://i.imgur.com/cBNNp.jpg <Glacon> ShockwaveLover: forgetting "Glacon is always wrong, and is skilled at stabbing things in the dick. http://i.imgur.com/cBNNp.jpg", remembering this instead. <Puppetmaster> Spending time with Elif and Stoat is /not/ going to make June less subtle <Puppetmaster> At all <Snowshoe> he's had that exact rem since, like <Snowshoe> I first joined <Snowshoe> so damn <ShockwaveLover> It's important. <ShockwaveLover> I want this day to live in infamy. <ShockwaveLover> Or this evening. <ShockwaveLover> Or afternoon. <ShockwaveLover> Or whatever the hell time it is in your wrong timezones. <ShockwaveLover> Crazy backwards people. <ShockwaveLover> Living in the past. <Puppetmaster> Morning. <ShockwaveLover> Shut up Puppet. <ShockwaveLover> Nobody asked you. <ShockwaveLover> :( <ShockwaveLover> You caused all this. <Puppetmaster> Nobody asked Snow to /u flump either. <Puppetmaster> .u* <Jukse> «Angry time-travelers ahead sign goes here» <Snowshoe> )= <Snowshoe> .u rainbows <Glacon> Snowshoe: rainbows: a 50 buck preppy flip flop made of the substance leather which molds to one's foot. underneath the leather is a layer of soft unknown substance. can be single our double stacked. <Snowshoe> … <ShockwaveLover> … <Snowshoe> goddamnit urbandict do you have anything happy <ShockwaveLover> .u happy <Glacon> ShockwaveLover: happy: A chemical reaction <Snowshoe> … <Snowshoe> nope <Jukse> Itssomething.jpg <ShockwaveLover> .u joy <Glacon> ShockwaveLover: Joy: Literally means Joy! Joy is an incredible woman of character, strength and beauty! She is compassionate and loving, always giving of herself to others. She enjoys deep conversation and has strong spirituality. Genuine, honest and fiercely loyal, Joy is one of the best people to have as a friend! Joy is awesome! Everyone who knows her LOVES her! <ShockwaveLover> FOR FUCKS SAKE <Jukse> .u wry <Glacon> Jukse: wry: It's a piece of word that Dio Brando from an anime called "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" shouts all the time. It's also a very popular meme on 4can. It first appeared in a flash film called "mudah.swf". This flash shows a stickman that throws a steamroller on another stickman and screams "WRYYYYY" <ShockwaveLover> Literally /any/ name you can look up on urbandictionary includes 'X is one of the best people to have as a friend'. <ShockwaveLover> I am filled with existential rage. <Jukse> Try a meme and get the most accurate desc possible, though. <Jukse> Anyways Jukse puts his annoying-time shoes. <ShockwaveLover> I was going to .u goatse, then thought better of it. <Jukse> Shoooock. <Snowshoe> … <Jukse> Shooooooock <ShockwaveLover> Juuuuke <Jukse> Can you look at my sheet, pretty please? Jukse ducks under cover. <Snowshoe> so we .u some innocent word like flump and you want to look up /goatse/? <ShockwaveLover> Sure. <ShockwaveLover> 22:02JukseTry a meme and get the most accurate desc possible, though. <Snowshoe> and fuck you if I spelled that wrong I refuse to google the spelling <Jukse> http://far-recon.wikidot.com/character:scott-clayworth <ShockwaveLover> Jukse: You need to wash it. <ShockwaveLover> Your sheet, that is. ShockwaveLover bum tish <Jukse> Goddamnit, Shock. <Jukse> Goddamnit. <ShockwaveLover> You left yourself wiiiiide open. <ShockwaveLover> … <ShockwaveLover> Like someone else? <ShockwaveLover> Maybe? <ShockwaveLover> :D <Jukse> I shall have my v- <Puppetmaster> You know Jukse grooooooans <ShockwaveLover> Some days I hate myself. <Puppetmaster> I'm just not even going to look at the screen as I type this Strifey [~PI.93B51ABC.35AD1159.3957E241|criordna#PI.93B51ABC.35AD1159.3957E241|criordna] has quit [Connection reset by peer] <Puppetmaster> I've seen enough of life today <Jukse> Puppet, what are you going to do. <Jukse> Puppet. <Jukse> Staph Puppetmaster was kicked from #farreconooc by Snowshoe [so tell me how long it takes you to notice this please] Snowshoe was kicked from #farreconooc by ShockwaveLover [That was a bit of a dick move] Snowshoe [~PI.6306CBE7.806B1748.29DB13C2|criigc#PI.6306CBE7.806B1748.29DB13C2|criigc] has joined #farreconooc Topic is: IC: #farrecon | run channel: #redpool | Wiki: http://tinyurl.com/farrecon | Password: Flyfriendsfly | NSFW: #farreconforadults | http://tinyurl.com/frlogproject | Run Wednesday at 8 PM EST. Up to 7 person max, contact Alivi to reserve a slot | There's a temporary halt on new security characters Topic set by Snowshoe [Tue Aug 13 23:43:26 2013] Snowshoe &ShockwaveLover Jukse Freudian anqxyr ZombieRaptor lurkd Nioki_AWAY PaulS_laptop Magnobile %Soulless Scansleeps +Glacon NullAshton Sophos mode/#farreconooc [+o Snowshoe] by ChanServ Channel created on Mon Nov 28 10:21:16 2011 <Snowshoe> But I wanted to imagine him sitting somewhere typing away without looking at the screen <ShockwaveLover> I know. <Snowshoe> )= <ShockwaveLover> But he might lose a whole lot of typing. <ShockwaveLover> And that's not very nice. <ShockwaveLover> Points for the idea, deducted for executing. Snowshoe crai Puppetmaster [meht.gnillup|sgnirts#meht.gnillup|sgnirts] has joined #farreconooc <Puppetmaster> I notice when it stops saying people have said shit in the tab <Snowshoe> but if you weren't looking <Snowshoe> how did you notice <Jukse> Cue Wright's objection. <Puppetmaster> Because I was looking at the screen for other shit, like IC. <ShockwaveLover> Jukse: Hang on, he's had basic training with firearms, but has a 6? <ShockwaveLover> That's a bit out of whack. <ShockwaveLover> And that's a lot of 6s. <ShockwaveLover> He's not just alright at something, but not pushing really good? <ShockwaveLover> He is uniformly rather excellent? <Jukse> Hmm, makes sense. I totally missed that. <ShockwaveLover> People aren't usually made like that. <ShockwaveLover> That consistency can work in a video game, but you're playing what is ostensibly a real person. <lurkd> Elif is nearly all 5s <ShockwaveLover> Real people are not uniformly excellent. <Jukse> Indeed. Especially since I have no in-universe justification for it. <Puppetmaster> Yes, but you're also asking to get fucked over in any particular situation if you have anything less than a 5 in a stat. <ShockwaveLover> Particularly so. <Puppetmaster> A 6 is optimal. <ShockwaveLover> Why is everyone a power-gamer? :P <Puppetmaster> Because we like to have our characters live so we can characterize them. <ShockwaveLover> Point. <Puppetmaster> Before their inevitable merciless slaying. <ShockwaveLover> But I would still suggest that trying something different in the stats section, beside 'all 6s' is worth a go. <ShockwaveLover> I'm actually going to be hearing a bunch of ideas on solving some problems in that area tomorrow. <ShockwaveLover> So there may be progress coming. <Jukse> Well, I think I'll tweak it a bit. It does look unatural for him to have all those 6s. <ShockwaveLover> Thanks. <Puppetmaster> ShockwaveLover: Also, I prefer the title Sir Minmaximus the Cowardly, not power gamer. <Jukse> Thanks for the feedback, Shock. <ShockwaveLover> S'what I'm here for. <ShockwaveLover> The aspects look good. <Jukse> Neat. I'll leave them as they are, then. <ShockwaveLover> Items look good as well. <ShockwaveLover> Yeah, the aspects are quite well done. <ShockwaveLover> Compliments. <Jukse> Thanks, man =P <ShockwaveLover> Praise where praise is due. <ShockwaveLover> For all that I loathe every fibre of Snowshoe's being, and every atom he has had contact with, he's a really good staff member. <ShockwaveLover> It sort of balances out. <Snowshoe> )= <ShockwaveLover> <3 Jukse hands golden star to Shoe. <ShockwaveLover> You know, I always felt like that looked more like an ice-cream cone than a heart. <ShockwaveLover> But giving someone ice-cream is pretty much saying "I love you" anyway. <ShockwaveLover> So it works out. <Jukse> It does indeed. <Jukse> Except if you throw it at them. <ShockwaveLover> Depends if they catch it in their mouth. <ShockwaveLover> If they do, no harm no foul. <Jukse> That probably could be an extreme sport. <Jukse> Ice cream mouth catching while skiing. <ShockwaveLover> Do it while bungee jumping. <ShockwaveLover> Actually, if you threw it up while you were falling, you could catch it yourself. <ShockwaveLover> On the rebound. <Snowshoe> alright swl now you know what you need to do on your quest to become The Most Badass <Snowshoe> bungee jumping ice-cream flinging <Jukse> This is probably the second most disturbing thing I heard today. After flump. <ShockwaveLover> Well, if you tried to flump while bungee jumping… Strife [~PI.93B51ABC.35AD1159.3957E241|criordna#PI.93B51ABC.35AD1159.3957E241|criordna] has joined #farreconooc Jukse ded ShockwaveLover was kicked from #farreconooc by ShockwaveLover [No, bad SWL!] <Snowshoe> and that, children, is the only time you'll ever see SWL kicked unless roget decides it would be funny <Snowshoe> because I am /powerless against him/ ZombieRaptor [~ten.labolgcbs.xtnans.deepsthgil.17171A4E-CRInys|pareibmoz#ten.labolgcbs.xtnans.deepsthgil.17171A4E-CRInys|pareibmoz] has quit [Ping timeout] ShockwaveLover [ua.ten.dnopgib.dlq.E2903D5F-CRInys|tibbiM#ua.ten.dnopgib.dlq.E2903D5F-CRInys|tibbiM] has joined #farreconooc mode/#farreconooc [+ao ShockwaveLover ShockwaveLover] by ChanServ Jukse records the moment forever in his mind. <lurkd> I've only seen that happen one other time in my life. <ShockwaveLover> I god, I just thought of the /perfect/ name for it. <ShockwaveLover> God <Puppetmaster> No <Jukse> Staph <ShockwaveLover> Yes <ShockwaveLover> It has to be said <ShockwaveLover> Or I will explode Puppetmaster left #farreconooc [] <Snowshoe> bungee flumping? <ShockwaveLover> YES <Snowshoe> ^5 <ShockwaveLover> ^5 <Snowshoe> I will totally not make this a thing ZombieRaptor [~ten.sndscps.sloop.39B11502-CRInys|pareibmoz#ten.sndscps.sloop.39B11502-CRInys|pareibmoz] has joined #farreconooc -monster.va.us.synirc.net:@#farreconooc- ShockwaveLover invited Puppetmaster into the channel. Puppetmaster [meht.gnillup|sgnirts#meht.gnillup|sgnirts] has joined #farreconooc <Puppetmaster> Is it safe yet <ShockwaveLover> It's over. <ShockwaveLover> Snow and I high-fived. Puppetmaster wipes his brow <Jukse> > Snow and I high-fived. <Jukse> That's probably a sign of ultimate doom. <ShockwaveLover> Jukse: What moment did you record forever in your mind? <Snowshoe> it's more a sign that you probably need to go wash your hands <Snowshoe> but alright <Jukse> That you kicked youself, because that's likely the only time we'll get to see that happen because Shoe can't kick you. <lurkd> .def flumping <ShockwaveLover> Yeah, who knows where Snowshoe has been worn. <Glacon> lurkd: No results for flumping <Jukse> Well, that was convoluted. <Strife> … <Puppetmaster> Let's not go down that road again <ShockwaveLover> Or off that bridge <Strife> Well, at least my day won't be as bad in comparison to to the channel <Jukse> .u flumping <Glacon> Jukse: Flumping: The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing. <Puppetmaster> Ever. <ShockwaveLover> As the case may be. Jukse runs <ShockwaveLover> NO <Snowshoe> … <ShockwaveLover> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Snowshoe> what Puppetmaster left #farreconooc [] <Snowshoe> what Jukse was kicked from #farreconooc by ShockwaveLover [NOOOOOO] <Snowshoe> what <Snowshoe> I think <Snowshoe> I think this word Jukse [~PI.5CA820A6.44FBE68A.5176885A|eskuJ#PI.5CA820A6.44FBE68A.5176885A|eskuJ] has joined #farreconooc <Snowshoe> I think it is cursed <Jukse> Walrus-like bellowing Jukse laughs. Never stops.

Dr_Kens Oh, you taste that chocolate. Feel how smooth it is…like silk, rolling across your tongue. It's so rich, decadent…sweet, but not overly so. There's a hint of bitterness and spice. The aroma fills you, warming your body as it spreads throughout you. Dr_Kens The chocolate, it's like a drug…the texture, the taste, the smell, it's all overwhelming. It beckons, making you beg for more. Not enough, never enough. Dr_Kens You roll it around your mouth, letting the heat coat your mouth…and then…as the last of the chocolate melts on the tiip of your tongue… Dr_Kens …you swallow.