Shall I take that comment as an affirmation of the bowling ball/Brit comparison...?

quirks her brow again

More wanting to see if you indeed do not have any name on any part of your body. Sure it may mean not have anything on while I make my inspection, but the important thing is we'll know. It good to have that sort of thing on file.

*watches Freekles play with his knife, a touch leery on it*
What, uh... You planning to cut...?

LT:
Was there a new training addition since I left retail that now states "If a customer approaches, slink down slowly and pretend you don't see them"? 3 fucking times tonight! Attempted to talk to them and this low whining noise was their response.

*watches Freekles play with his knife, a touch leery on it*
What, uh... You planning to cut...?

LT:
Was there a new training addition since I left retail that now states "If a customer approaches, slink down slowly and pretend you don't see them"? 3 fucking times tonight! Attempted to talk to them and this low whining noise was their response.

Wtf?

Yes, yes there was. I'm basing this on my own experiences, in which I've discovered that you usually have to physically plant yourself in a retail drone's line of sight in order to receive any service whatsoever. And, while the resulting service isn't exactly delivered with a snarl, it's usually delivered with a sotto voce whine.

Sorry, do I sound like a bitter old man?

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Le Chat Noir

We all need someone we can bleed on
And if you want it, baby, you can bleed on me
We all need someone we can bleed on
And if you want it, why don't you bleed on me
--Rolling Stones, "Let it Bleed"