Lars Ulrich has made his handful of enemies over the years as Metallica‘s outspoken drummer and one of the leaders of the anti-piracy movement that eventually shut down Napster—but J.K. Simmons might be his match.
In a mashup no one knew they wanted but absolutely needed, Simmons’ portrayal of the hotheaded jazz band teacher in Whiplash is fused together with footage of Ulrich. The scene from the Oscar-nominated film is a particularly tense one where Simmons not-so-patiently tries to get a drummer on his tempo.
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If you’re wondering how Ulrich would hypothetically react to that kind of berating, the answer according to this clip will definitely surprise you.
In real life, Ulrich and his band are doing just fine having recently held down a residency on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and announced their plans
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Mila Kunis made her first red carpet appearance Monday night in Hollywood since giving birth to her daughter Wyatt in October at the Jupiter Ascending premiere, looking gorgeous in a fitted Dolce & Gabbana corset dress. Pairing the sexy black design with t-strap heels and relaxed waves, it's safe to say Mila's never looked better.

The new mom has also been "taking Wyatt on walks around her neighborhood" as much as possible to stay in shape, E! News reports. "She and Ashton have also taken long walks along the bike path in Santa Monica. Their house has a hiking trail outside of the front door and Mila also loves hiking in the
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Mila Kunis stole the spotlight when she stepped out wearing a black Dolce & Gabbana dress for the La premiere of Jupiter Ascending on Monday. It was the first red carpet appearance for Mila since she gave birth to Wyatt, her first child with Ashton Kutcher, in the Fall. The new mom gave her first postbaby interview on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson in December, opening up about motherhood and joking that their daughter's teen years will be "daddy's problem." Meanwhile, Ashton has had plenty of sweet things to say about their child, too; when he appeared on The Talk, he gushed, "I kind of have a hero complex. I'm somebody's hero now."
For Monday's premiere, Mila was joined by her costars Channing Tatum and Eddie Redmayne, who also attended the Oscar Nominees Luncheon earlier in the day. Keep reading to check out all the best pictures from the Jupiter Ascending premiere.
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