The good news is that Guy Fieri is getting into the Sonoma wine business

Today is the inauguration of Barack Obama’s second term as president of the United States, and also Guy Fieri‘s entrance — nay, ascension — into the wine industry.

According to the Press Democrat, the man who has been described as Mountain Dew Incarnate has purchased a five-acre vineyard of pinot noir grapes in Sonoma. Not only that, but he’s submitted an application to open a wine tasting room on Santa Rosa’s Willowside Road:

The tasting room, events and Fieri’s ability to operate a commercial kitchen on the property all are subject to county approval. At this stage, the county has requested studies on what impact the project would have on the environment, including a noise study. The application is considered incomplete until those studies are done, said Sigrid Swedenborg, a planner for Sonoma County.

So what does this mean? Well, aside from the possibility of Donkey Sauce and Knuckle Sandwich food pairings for Kulinary Kweens bachelorette parties, it’s also probably safe to say that, as Eater points out, we’ll finally have the perfect bottle to plop into Guy’s Kewl Wine Tote.

Is America ready for wines like Guywurztraminer and Kulinary Krew Kabernet Sauvignon?