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is how I just signed off an email to a very important client. As soon as my IT helpdesk opens in the morning I'm going to ask that they make that a combination of words which gets automatically blocked or triggers a warning.
Fucking hell. not even the first time i've done this either. (different client though.)

Today I tried to send an email and it came up with a message "are you sure you want to send this email without an attachment" presumably having picked up on the word attachment in my message. Probably the best thing Microsoft have done since putting the buddy holly video on windows 95.

every time she sends e-mails/texts the spell-check changes it to 'Evil'. On one occasion she sent an e-mail to school informing them that when she visited the school for parents' evening, evil would be coming with her

last year sent an email round to everyone, including the directors, informing those working over Christmas and New Year that Andrew's Sandwich Shop that a lot of people use for lunch would, unfortunately, be shit until 4th January.