Look Out British Newspapers, Heather Mills is Coming for You

The wrath of Heather Mills will soon be felt by a pair of newspapers in Great Britain. No, this doesn't mean she'll be posing nude for them. We don't think.

Instead, the alleged former call girl and definitive current gold digger is suing the publications for "false, damaging and immensely upsetting" stories surrounding her divorce from Paul McCartney.

The law firm Mishcon de Reya named the Daily Mail and London's Evening Standard as the subject of legal proceedings, adding that a suit will also be filed against The Sun.

Mills, of course, is totally innocent in this whole ordeal - NOT!

She's been using the media all along for her own purposes. The suit seems akin to Jayden James Federline suing Sutton Pierce Federline for name infringment. In other words:

It doesn't make any sense.

Heather states she's been vilified in the media and is now being stalked by photographers. It alleges that other newspapers have also printed false statements, but the three listed would be the focus of the lawsuit.

"She cannot sue - for now, at least - every single newspaper that has published false, damaging, and immensely upsetting statements about her. She should not thereby be taken to have accepted that these statements are true," the statement read.

Associated Newspapers, the publisher of the Daily Mail and the Evening Standard, said the stories about Mills in both papers "were obtained by proper methods and in accordance with good journalistic practice."

"Our exclusive stories were extensively followed up in detail by all other newspapers and media outlets," it said in a statement. The publisher said it would deal with the legal claim "in the normal way."

Mills probably can't relate to that way. It would be like asking Mischa Barton to handle something in a non-anorexic way.