GWAR is a heavy metal band that may or may not be a parody. I'd do a youtube search of them to really get it, but GWAR is all about being so ridiculously metal that they bleed mercury. and then drink it. and then they die, and their skeletons drive hot rods through ghost towns while an eagle fights an octopus with an electric guitar on the roof. oh man, that would be an awesome album cover.

Dr. X wrote:CRAP. I thought GWAR was something awesome. Not a STUPID BAND. I hate bands.

Well let's go to the source on this one.

Beavis and Butt-head wrote:Butt-head: f you wanna rule, you gotta be cool, like, all the time, like, even when you're taking a dump and stuff, like GWAR.

Beavis: Yes, yes, GWAAAARRRR!!! Yeah, alright!Butt-head: Cool!Beavis: Whoa, GWAR has horns now?Butt-head: Yeah, they taught the sex slaves to play horns. It's like Balsac told 'em - "Throwing blood and urine in the audience isn't enough. You guys need to learn how to play something".

Butt-head: I heard that one time, this kid had a seizure at a GWAR concert, and that singer dude told everybody not to help him.Beavis: Really? Uh oh, it's happening...[convulses as if he was having a seizure]Butt-head: I'm not gonna help you. Oderus Urungus would want it that way.Beavis: Thanks, Butt-head.

Beavis: Um...whoa, cool! Look at that giant worm thing!Butt-head: It's like, it eats really hot chicks, and then it takes a dump.Beavis: Now that's a damn good show right there. [mock-Hispanic accent] Yeah, yeah, yeah, they shall drown in their own blood!Butt-head: [also imitating a Hispanic accent] The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.Beavis: The mother of all wars has begun!

What could be more awesome? Speaking of the giant worm thing, GWAR got my girlfriend on stage and fed her to the World Maggot a couple of tours ago. It was awesome. When I went last time, they only killed Sexecutioner... again.

I seem to recall they also fed Jerry Springer to the world maggot. So it might not actually be that picky.

Dr. X wrote:CRAP. I thought GWAR was something awesome. Not a STUPID BAND. I hate bands.

Well let's go to the source on this one.

Beavis and Butt-head wrote:Butt-head: f you wanna rule, you gotta be cool, like, all the time, like, even when you're taking a dump and stuff, like GWAR.

Beavis: Yes, yes, GWAAAARRRR!!! Yeah, alright!Butt-head: Cool!Beavis: Whoa, GWAR has horns now?Butt-head: Yeah, they taught the sex slaves to play horns. It's like Balsac told 'em - "Throwing blood and urine in the audience isn't enough. You guys need to learn how to play something".

Butt-head: I heard that one time, this kid had a seizure at a GWAR concert, and that singer dude told everybody not to help him.Beavis: Really? Uh oh, it's happening...[convulses as if he was having a seizure]Butt-head: I'm not gonna help you. Oderus Urungus would want it that way.Beavis: Thanks, Butt-head.

Beavis: Um...whoa, cool! Look at that giant worm thing!Butt-head: It's like, it eats really hot chicks, and then it takes a dump.Beavis: Now that's a damn good show right there. [mock-Hispanic accent] Yeah, yeah, yeah, they shall drown in their own blood!Butt-head: [also imitating a Hispanic accent] The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.Beavis: The mother of all wars has begun!

What could be more awesome? Speaking of the giant worm thing, GWAR got my girlfriend on stage and fed her to the World Maggot a couple of tours ago. It was awesome. When I went last time, they only killed Sexecutioner... again.

I seem to recall they also fed Jerry Springer to the world maggot. So it might not actually be that picky.