ss-cocktail -- that's the secret to a good lookin' booty! / you've got to be kidding mePlease tell me that's not the look you were going for.
Seen here looking like he's about to shit a beach ball,
self-proclaimed doctor Oneal Ron Morris poses for his mugshots. Oneal
was recently arrested in Miami for performing $700 butt implants
consisting of quick-setting cement, super glue, mineral oil and
Fix-A-Flat tire sealant. You know, because that's what you put in an ass. Unless it's mine. This ass is Sharpies only.

[Police Seargant William] Bamford said that the procedure
was conducted not in a clinic, but in a residential setting in Miami
Gardens, and that shortly after the substance was injected into the
woman's body she developed what Bamford termed "severe complications."
"[A] short time later, she develops very serious pains, abdomen,
throughout her body," Bamford told ABC affiliate WPLG. "She knows
something's wrong."

I'm sorry, but I'm really having a hard time feeling sorry for the
patient. You really should have known "something's wrong" WHEN YOU
AGREED TO PAY $700 TO BABY-GOT-BACK HERE FOR ASS IMPLANTS INJECTED IN
HIS LIVING ROOM. I don't care if he told you it was all sterile
silicone or whatever, DID YOU SEE HIS ASS? There's no way he can even sit on a toilet seat without rolling off! You have no right to complain. What you do have is an ass that's gonna have to be chiseled off with a jackhammer.Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat [abcnews]
Thanks to daniel and Alex, who don't inject asses with anything
except flavor marinade. And to Terry, who's convinced somebody injected
his ass with cottage cheese while he was sleeping.