So apparently when you stage a sex tape and get mocked for it or when you get a DUI and claim it was the cops fault and then get laughed at, you're being bullied. And it's like sooooo, sooooo hard to be in the public eye – most very private bits and all – and have people like say stuff about you.

This is all especially difficult if your name is Farrah Abraham and taking accountability is not something you excel at. Good news delusional celebs: there is a new line of tank tops just for you!

Farrah's latest endeavor is endorsing Brand UR Bullyproof tanks! For those "CelebURty" gals who wanna "be famous for who UR". Only $19.99 kids! Who is hiring this person?