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Monday, June 13, 2016

Planet Hulk, and whatnot

I've had Age of Ultron on in the background this morning, as I've been cleaning.

The movie has a couple major flaws. Gutting Black Widow's character is bullshit. I'm not sure how you do that, except that you don't do that. Her "They made me a monster" speech is abhorrent. And it serves no purpose. I choose to forget that entire section of this flick. Comics have always allowed you to create your own canon. I do in this case, as it regards Black Widow.

What has my attention here, though, is Hulk.

I've probably written about this before. But I can't help but think what a lost opportunity this was for the character, and for Universal, who still owns the movie rights.

Let's look at the climax of the flick....Here there be spoilers, by the way.

The Avengers are looking to destroy Ultron's machine. The story kinda telegraphs the whole Vision with Mjolnir taking out Ultron thing. Why not add a level to that. Thor calls for Vision. Ultron knocks them both asunder.

Ultron is having his moment of glory. Iron Man is yelling that somebody needs to take the shot from on top.

Have Hulk come bounding in. He takes out Ultron's bot. He gets Thor and Vision to safety...perhaps having Vision wake up to fly Thor. Then, in a truly terrific moment, Hulk becomes worthy to heft the hammer because he is willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good. He lifts Mjolnir, and destroys Ultron's machine.

And disappears.

The sting at the end of the credits will have Thor standing at Asgard, looking up, and having Mjolnir appear from the sky. He will know The Hulk is out there somewhere.

In the meantime, you can have Universal put a kickass Planet Hulk movie together that would release this summer, as a bit of "meanwhile, on the other side of the Universe" twinbill with Captain America: Civil War.

And you can have Planet Hulk lead right into Thor Ragnarok.

I dunno. I really love the Planet Hulk story from the comics. I really think they could have done a lot more with Hulk and Black Widow. Hell, with proper writing, you could have Black Widow go along with Hulk, and work Black Widow into that Planet Hulk story. This way, you have a couple long standing characters sacrificing themselves for the team, instead of Quicksilver, who knew the team for all of a day and a half.....

That's a little selfserving, too. I always liked the conflict within Pietro Maximoff in the comics, and think he's too good a character to just off. Still, if memory serves, there's something in the whole deal with Fox, so that they might use Quicksilver in the X-Men movies as well...