Well when I was about six, my family and I went to B&R, probably after one of my soccer games. While sitting at the table eating the chocolatiest ice cream they had, I decided to stick my finger in the hole in the middle of the table. And it got stuck. For a long time.

That's ok, I don't say 'Chuck Norris' that much. I actually don't remember the last time I said 'Chuck Norris'. I might've told a 'Chuck Norris' joke, or maybe I was just proclaiming how awesome 'Chuck Norris' is.