THE GREY LADY WORKS BLUE: As it turns out, "All the news that's fit to print" includes an detailed feature on porn stars and how new digital technology exposes blemishes on their skin that once were invisible. For example, the Paper of Record reports that:

During a scene in which [Ms. Samson] played a desperate housewife, she ran into a problem: the high-definition camera revealed she had a tiny ill-placed pimple.

“We kept stopping and trying to hide it. We put on makeup and powder, but there was no way,” Ms. Samson said. Finally, they tried another approach: “We just changed positions,” she said.