Ashlee Simpson wonders when her baby will turn to the Douche Side

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were spotted flying into Heathrow and Manchester airports yesterday with baby Bronx Mowgli. I didn’t know you could catch connecting flights into obscurity, but apparently these two pulled it off. Kudos.

One can only hope that little Bronx Mowgli gets a public school education. Nothing says “please beat the shit out of me” more than a stupid name and a sweater vest.
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

It’s difficult to be sure, but it looks like someone might be overfeeding that kid.

Pete & Ashley:
Not every crying fit means the kid is hungry!
You also need to change their diapers and teach them how cruel the real non-celebrity world is! And if you’re breast-feeding, cut them off before they turn 14!