It's been a long time since I posted a draft, or even visited the site, so I'm trying to recall how to write skip articles. Also, I got hit with a rather strange idea, but I don't know how to execute it well.

It's … a microwave oven that bakes llamas. You put non-anomalous dough into it, let it bake, and ta-da, legless, earless, but otherwise very much alive llamas. However, their bodies are still made of bread, and thus are perfectly edible, but have no ability to regenerate, and thus die when too much of their bodies are consumed.

Another anomalous characteristic of the oven is that the manufactured llama's (henceforth SCP-XXXX-B) appearance and properties are influenced by materials mixed into the dough when it is cooked within the machine. For example, if a sufficient amount of hair and/or bodily fluids extracted from an individual is mixed into the dough and baked, the resultant SCP-XXXX-B instance will have the general facial appearance and affectations of said individual (even allowing for speech, though it is observed that the llama is just parroting the individual's speech mannerisms). Too much salt in the dough will make the instance aloof and markedly contemptuous of other people's successes. Meanwhile, when raisins are added to the dough, other XXXX-B instances will mercilessly attack and [REDACTED] the resultant instance until it is dead. So on, so forth.

… I don't know if this will even manage to get out of the forums, but I still don't want to botch my draft for this. So, please help! Thanks a lot in advance!

I can think of several reasons why you'd end up baking hair/bodily fluids into the dough, the biggest one being: if you're testing this thing, you probably wouldn't be wearing a hair net, or a surgical mask. Scratch your hair, a strand falls into the dough without you knowing…

Scratch that. It's a normal electric oven, not microwave. I don't know why I even thought of microwave.

Food cooked with the oven will be cooked without anomalous incident as long as they don't include wheat. Those that do have wheat but not enough to be considered bread (like lasagna, for example) will come out of the oven covered in brown fur. No effect on its edibility, though.

They don't. When cut, the XXXX-B instance's insides looks just like the soft, inner part of normal loaves. The llama's skin serves as the loaf's crust, naturally.

Probably the experimentation process segued to it at some point? For example, I guess after trying out baking raisin bread, the project researchers thought of introducing foreign materials into the dough to see what happens.

Um, trying to think of a few.

A llama instance is chopped finely and added into fresh dough, which is then baked. The result is a llama with a very hostile disposition toward the researcher on duty.

Baking unleavened bread results in a horribly misshapen llama that died 15 minutes after being taken out of the oven.

Reheating a moldy loaf of non-anomalous bread resulted in [REDACTED] with two researchers wounded in a minor security breach.

Attempted to bake plain dough in the oven after the above incident. Resultant llama greeted the researchers with "About last time: fuck you." Llama ceased displaying ability to speak after this passage.