So here's something I watched, and now you're going to watch it, after which point you'll probably say, "Wow, I watched that."

Inspired by Gears of War's "Meat Shield," the guys at Epic Meal Time have teamed up with FPS Russia and GameStop to make this video "how-to" guide, detailing… how to make a suit of body-armor out of actual meat.

Ingredients include a few thick slabs of ribs, tray after tray of bacon strips, and some "big-ass pepperonis," which I would imagine are best served alongside some extra big-ass fries.