Apparently, during their last homestand, the San Diego Padres introduced a new mascot called, inexplicably, "Franken Friar." He's an oversized Friar who dances and flops around and was, uh, brought back from the dead? We're a little confused about that part, actually.

Anyway, here's video of his "debut" at Petco Park. Nothing says "friar" and "baseball" than C&C Music Factory. Gas Lamp Ball has another video, by the way, in which Franken Friar attacks an innocent bat boy with his tongue. Yeah, you heard us.