this is really sad

au where Prompto drinks coffee and tea every day and Ignis is the clumsy guy who causes him to drop his drink for a week straight.

I’m serious. Ignis is 100% put together and graceful like in canon, but around Prompto it’s as though he’s cursed, constantly running into this blond stranger in random places and causing him to drop his drinks and Ignis is so Embarrassed

the first day it happens Ignis isn’t paying attention as he opens the door to a coffee shop, looking at his phone instead, and even though he normally avoids bumping into people today he knocks right into Prompto as he’s leaving and causes him to drop his cup of coffee. Ignis is Mortified. Prompto is a little sad to have lost coffee but not really annoyed, though he does have to rush out for class/work/something, leaving Ignis flustered in his wake.

the second day Ignis pays a lot of attention to where he’s going and what he’s doing, the memory of bumping into a stranger playing in his mind on a loop, and while he manages to do perfectly well all the way to the coffee shop (he doesn’t even see Prompto again on the way there), he buys his coffee and turns around just in time to knock into Prompto (who was standing behind him) and spill hot coffee all over Prompto’s chest

This time Prompto is a lot more flustered, especially because his shirt and bag are soaked and he doesn’t even pay attention to Ignis’ apologies as he sprints out the shop to go get changed back home bc ow, hot, and oh no, his bag

the third day neither of them even go to the coffee shop. Prompto brews his own tea at home and Ignis leaves with a can of Ebony and neither of them are even in the same part of town as the coffee shop but somehow they run into each other and Prompto drops his coffee again

This time they at least talk about it because three days in a row is pretty wild and Ignis wants to bury himself in the ground forever and Prompto’s just like “haha, you’re pretty clumsy, right? it’s okay, me too :)” very friendly but Ignis is Dying. And this continues for a full week

Eventually they date and everyone is like “oh wow, what’s it like dating someone so put-together and graceful as Ignis Scientia?” and Prompto looks them dead in the eye and says, “I’ve seen this man try to leave the house with bedhead and his shirt inside out, he’s the clumsiest guy I’ve ever met” and everyone is Shocked