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During Justin Martin in the Do Lab on Saturday an older looking man and woman started standing in front of me. After maybe five minutes the woman turned around and asked, "Do you have some..." and mumbled the rest. I gave her a puzzled look, shook my head and continued to dance. They walked away immediately after.

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weekend 2 on saturday, 3 people just walk right into our campsite and go "hey guys we're canadian, do you have any green?" and it kinda caught us off guard, so someone goes "green?" and the canadian guy goes "you know, MARIJUANA??" and that just killed it. we might have helped them out, but it was just too weird.

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Was openingly smoking J's all weekend long. Mainly at the outdoor. Not one person asked me for a hit the entire weekend which honestly didn't bother me. Very weird as this was probably the first time that I wasn't asked if I had any to sell.

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weekend 2 i was sitting in the grass after dark near the do lab. after a minute i turned around and there was a guy sitting about 5 feet behind me using binoculars to look in general direction of the crowd (not the stage). not sure what his deal was, maybe just a perv, but he looked very suspicious.

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Some guy asked me for Adderall in the craft beer tent on Friday. Ha. No.

I smoked my bowl through the whole festival and was surprised that not a single person asked me for a hit.

Three smelly guys in front of me were sharing a J and seeing the herpes on one guy's lips was enough to remind me I don't need to share anyway.

incorrect lingo = narc

my girlfriend had her wisdom teeth taken out 3 weeks ago so she is still using a syringe to blast food from the holes where her teeth were. saturday morning she kneeled between our cars to clean her mouth and three 250 pound men looking fairly normal with the exception of them looking a little more well kept than your average coachella goer, saw her kneel down and glanced at her as they walked by, 5 seconds later they cruise up, flash their badges and excpect to find her shooting up or some weird shit like that. Fuckin narcs, didnt see the blunt in my mouth

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I saw StaffPro guys biking around the outdoor stage during Neutral Milk Hotel W1 busting people for smoking weed. If they saw anyone smoking they'd make them empty their pockets, and then they'd smash their pipes if they had them.

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Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie

I saw StaffPro guys biking around the outdoor stage during Neutral Milk Hotel W1 busting people for smoking weed. If they saw anyone smoking they'd make them empty their pockets, and then they'd smash their pipes if they had them.

Fuuuuck... I was smoking during almost all of NMH and didnt get harassed at all. Must have been luck I guess!

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Last year I was in lot 8 weekend 2. around saturday late morning, a low key narc was going around. I didn't see him, my neighbors did though. he was older, around thirtyish, clean cut... and clean. way too clean, and no one recognized him. asked politely for molly, no introduction, no how's it going, no where you from, just straight to business. my neighbor in turn kindly sent him on his way and spread the word.

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my cousin's gf got busted friday ..such bad timing..she pulled out a pill out of her bag and they saw her..she had two fuckin pills..they arrested her for two fuckin pills and she spent about 8 hours in jail..it was pretty funny how these narcs are..they were all older in their 30s-40s and wearing stupid shit like one guy wore a hat that said "i like to party" and another wore a tshirt that said " booze,drugs and girls" ..she ended up sliding her wristband off before they cuffed her and dropped it..so we picked it up and that was it..she still has to go to court in june..just funny they bust her for 2 two pills

Originally Posted by mncarpooler

Anything that's not Sahara tent trash is going to have a small crowd it seems like. I wandered over near the Sahara once all weekend and it was a clusterfuck of the douchiest looking people you could ever imagine.

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Some old dude, in his 50s with a ponytail, was walking around tent to tent saying "I know alcohol gets old, you guys want some molly, mushrooms, or acid?"

I feigned I had no interest and he moved on. 'Twas too blatant to pursue.

Edit: Lot 8, weekend 1.

you realize a "narc" cant sell you drugs, right?

Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me. I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me. Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags.