Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones

Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I mean, intimidating isn’t the word. The word is Prick. He is a prick. Certainly his defenders would say he’s just focused, or he doesn’t play the game, or whatever, there are a million excuses. But isn’t it basic human decency to, you know, put someone at ease? Isn’t that a kindness we can all extend to each other? No? Fine. If he doesn’t want to bother, then we have to be allowed to laugh at him.

Laugh at this. This man who is incapable of having any fun. This man with the hate face.