Aw **** man, I used to be so scared of this happening when I was a kid. I read a book once where this kid ate a watermelon seed, and a watermelon plant grew right out of his stomach, up his throat and out his ears. It was supposed to be whimsical but I thought it was terrifying. I thought that would happen to me.
One time I thought I swallowed a seed, I went to my room because I thought I was dying.
Bit of a nervous child.

So there is a black man on a plane,holding a watermelon and a
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some point the stewardess shouts "The airplane has been damaged and we need you to drop any excess lugage through the airlock so we have to carry less weight".The ****** then procceeds to throw the baby outside the plane.When the stewardess asks him why he had thrown the baby outside the plane rather than the watermelon,he replies:"Bitch I have a lot of seed to make a new baby,but i have no seeds to grow a watermelon".The end...