Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

i'll go to hell for this but... the first thing that came to mind when i saw the picture was of my first Thanksgiving dinner at my in-laws house. let's just say that my ex father-in-law was a chow hound. i know that he never chewed anything before swallowing. can't figure out why in had such gastrointestinal problems.

Wicked, I do hope you got therapy after that one! My ex-boss, Jabette the Hutt, was in league with your father-in-law. I always kept my hands and feet at of range when she was grazing. She still gives me nightmares.

where did they get a picture of me first thing in the morning? no sh!t, i have a pair of those contacts and occassionally wear them just to scare the crap out of my boss and co-workers. makes the day so much more enjoyable, at least for me.