“I was buying some like chest decongestant or something and it rang up on the Meijers reciept as Chest Kong. So becky hit me with the cart by accident or maybe on purpose and I turned around and was like "CHEST KONG ANGRY" and um and I just wanted to communicate just how insanely great that is.”

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Perhaps you're supposed to take it and then beat your chest like Donkey Kong to dislodge the congestion. For optimum results, do this while hurling barrels at some swarthy, plump Italian guy who's trying to steal your girl.