If this woman told you she was a doctor and you wanted butt implants, would you let her inject a mixture of cement, super glue, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tire mender into your buttocks? But of course you would!

The woman is actually a 30-year-old transgender legally named Oneal Ron Morris. Morris was arrested for doing exactly that: she posed as a cosmetic surgeon, selling buttock implants at £445 a pop. Her magic formula were multiple shots of a custom mix of cement, crazy glue, mineral oil and tire sealant.

Needless to say, the results were terrible and Morris was arrested after her patient landed in a real hospital under terrible pain. [NY Daily News]