16. I have a theory, that as a successful lawyer, Cantor knew to steer clear of meddling in a scandal

Occam's razor, folks. If you want to claim Cantor wanted to do something political with this, you have to have evidence other than the "gone ragout" shirtless FBI dude trying to bring it to Cantor. Man, all these people in this Love Pentagon seem fucked up--the thrill-seeking hotties, the douchy FBI loser, and the bone-minded generals who now want to drag how "honorable" they are into this steamy pile of santora.

Maybe your gut tells you Cantor couldn't have known about it and not wanted to use it to tar the president. My gut tells me Cantor's probably got pretty good survival instincts. He seems like the one Republican in the leadership who occasionally pokes his head out of Limbaugh's ass just to see how the wind is blowing.