Oh, Sharleen! She’s going to be the focus of this El Bachelor recap because she was the laughing stalk of Twitter last night. Why, you ask? That awkward first kiss.

During a group date on a soccer field, she and Juan Pablo sat on the green green grass and had a “special” moment. Juan Pablo seduced her with words like, “You’re classy,” and “No, but you’re really classy.” It was pretty much the only thing he said to Sharleen, which she awkwardly thanked him for with an even more awkward first kiss.

How awkward was this kiss? Imagine a woman kissing a toad. If you’re a lesbian, imagine yourself making out with a dude. When a first kiss looks like you want to puke, maybe you should go back to kissing boys on the playground for practice. But that wasn’t the oddest aspect of this Bachelor kiss. When they were done, Sharleen was unsatisfied. She wanted to torture the audience again by asking Juan Pablo, no, by demanding that they kiss again. Eeeeeeek!

The second most fascinating part of this episode was the second one-on-one date. Juan Pablo asks Chelsie to trust her, and apparently trusting a man means participating in a terrifying, tandem bungee jump. Chelsie almost died with the thought of jumping. She cried and cried and cried, and then Juan Pablo says, “Do it for meeeee?”

Say what?! Did you just ask a woman to do something that she is uncomfortable with for you? Of course you did. And of course she jumped. Ay yay yay! Now Chelsie thinks they are “meant to be” because they experienced a “life-threatening” moment.

Cue the wedding music in Chelsie's head…"I think if we could jump off a bridge together we could pretty much do anything…" #TheBachelor

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