Ohio Gov. John Kasich Wants You To Know His ‘Hot Wife’ Is In Kitchen, Making Him a Sammich, Where She Belongs

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One and that’s not funny? Oh no no no no. Feminists don’t change lightbulbs, apparently, if Ohio Governor John Kasich’s wife is around! That is because she does everything that could need doing — the laundry, the sammiches, never letting him forget he’s a man cause she’s a woman.

Why don’t all those lesbians and feminazis just find a good strong Ohio Republican governor to keep them in mink coats and Tide laundry detergent? Oh we forgot: because they are ugly. HAHAHAHAHA. In related news, we had another sex dream about Rachel Maddow last night. AGAIN. This time, we had fallen asleep flying a parachute to the beach, and there she was, just cold walkin’ up the beach, like a boss.

No White Undies EVAH!!! White panties are a cruel hoax on all of us. Buy black and take your sanity back people!!!

Goonemeritus

Nice to know there is a State where time hasn’t progressed since the fifties. I must visit Ohio and catch a Miles Davis set before he fires Coltrane there as well.

Monsieur_Grumpe

This is what happens when you watch too many Leave It To Beaver reruns.

Tundra Grifter

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"

glasspusher

Beat me to it.

FakaktaSouth

Oh fuck no. Fuck this. I am doing laundry right now and I am about to pile this shit up and burn this whole fucking house down. Oh good god. And these bitches do NOT do laundry, I do not believe it, but I DO believe it is not easy to be married to this dick – he's got the Mitt smirk talking about his wife doing bullshit. Oh my god, I am freaking out. Rachel Maddow on a beach, Rachel Maddow on a beach…like a BOSS, you hear THAT?

prommie

Metaphorically, of course, all of your burning will only ever be metaphorical, right?

FakaktaSouth

Um, yes. Of course. I don't really burn things, you are right, lawyer, I just metaphorically want to cock-punch this guy, which I guess means in his forehead? I don't know. I really am mad.

kissawookiee

You maybe can punch him in the forehead, but that might run afoul of one of our subsections regarding skulls. I HAZ A CONFUSED.

bobbert

No, no. Keep the burning-your-house down metaphorical, but cock-punching Kasich should be as real as possible.

kingofmeh

burning shit down with votes, promms.

Guppy

Try using the spin cycle for stress relief, perhaps while contemplating the aforementioned beach scene.

FakaktaSouth

Well, just thank god it is not in fact still the 50s and housewives have websites with stuff that is WAY more powerful…but point taken, and taken and taken and so forth.

They are having a debate about the difference between Feminists and Fem-nazis. Apparently, one of these ladies went to a college and the "Fem-nazis" thought all sex except lesbian sex was rape. Yep, that totally sounds real.

HELisforHEL

Why women still fuck asshats like this jerkoff remains a mystery to me. The whole 'He The Man, Me His Loyal Servent' thing. GAH
Honestly, it's as if the Feminist movement never happened for these women, or they found it 'unbecoming' or some such horseshit. Cheerleaderesque "math is hard" idiots. Women who bring up their daughters to subscribe to this crap in this day and age…WTF
Yeah, angry, too. While I don't want to have the sexytime with Rachel, who is nevertheless awesome indeed, I certainly would love to listen to her take on it all over a beer or a nice whiskey. Let me know when you're done, perhaps we can all meet up. :-)

qwerty42

A comment I saw on the teevee a few weeks ago about England and suffrage movement:
"the proletariat's proletariat" — that captured it all too well.

It's not easy to be a spouse of an elected official.. You know have to stand there behind us, solemnly nodding their head while we apologize for sodomizing some rent-a-boy, or banging a cocktail waitress, or "airport bathroom hijinks". God bless 'em!

Terry

Don't you kind of suspect that he's a big old submissive at home and his wife has a collection of whips and paddles?

In my married days I found it not really possible. Easier to do it yourself and not have to endure the hostility. Gender equality means she does hers, you do yours. Not sure about the sheets and towels.

Yea, you know, that only works until the plumbing needs fixing, in which case you lose the upper hand and have to admit that you, too, do not know how to replace a faucet.

Boojum

I'm sitting in a mediation, right now, representing a woman in a sexual harassment case. These fucks enable what my client went through.

Women, not just for sex 'n sammiches anymore.

Guppy

Earn those billable hours!

Boojum

Contingent fee lawyer, Baby Fish Cakes!

Exhausted66

It's college yearbook Rachel though, isn't it?

FakaktaSouth

Oh shut up. I swear, guys that know how to do stuff are way hotter than those who get out of stuff by trying to look like an idiot to get out of them. Guys wanna get laid, do laundry. It's like a cosmic rotational benefit. It's worth it to sort socks so you aren't left just jerking off in them, no?

prommie

Look at you lecturing me like you don't know when I am projecting an ironic persona. I am the Lizard King and thus can do anything, including laundry.

FakaktaSouth

Yes, I do know, and whatever, I just wanted to say jerk off. I am still mad. But be the lizard king, always, just remember liquor-soaked leather pants are a bitch to clean.

prommie

My father told me that traditionally at reveille (thats fucking French! Sissie commie army!) in the army, the DI's instruct the recruits to "drop their cocks and grab their socks." This fails to take into account those whose cocks are in their socks.

FakaktaSouth

Being in the army does sound confusing. Also, jerking off in the barracks, that's some impressive concentration, they ARE all young, obviously.

When you start cohabiting at 38, you've pretty much figured out how to do your own, so it's not an issue. But the little lady has 12 times as many clothes as I do, so when she does mass laundry, our machines are booked for a week.

If we get rid of onerous regulation, the free market will come up with a solution.

Joey_brill

Sorry, it was long ago and I was stoned, but my Women and Religion 101 class states we should ask the following:

1. What couple has a spouse that can afford to stay at home?

2. Why does it have to always be the woman?

3. She's old and white, right?

clecinosu

Same guy who blames the cop for *his* speeding ticket.

Every day in Ohio, we see this clown doing something stupid, but the only reason we have him in the governor's office is because of people like those who vote for guys like Jim Buchy. (See previous blog on this website to learn about *this* clown.)

OurHoboSenator

I saw Karen Kasich at the grocery store last month. She was buying tampons.