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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Armed And Charmed!

So Pat was leaning against a wall, waiting for them to get done the dumb car recall. Yeah, stupid recalls are a pain. But better than crashing into a train. Anyway, was crossing his arms and that raised alarms.

Why are you so defensive?
It won't be expensive.
No need to cross your arms.
Sit with the rest on the recall farms.

No, I'll stand.
And I'll cross my arm or hand.
Just because I want to.
Now go somewhere and shoo.

See, I knew you were defensive.
Maybe a little apprehensive.
Why don't you go and sit.
I bet you will like it.

Sit on it.
You stupid twit.
Leave me be.
Go climb a tree.

That's no nice.
Recalls don't cost a price.
Don't be mad.
Not much time is had.

Twits are everywhere.
There are twits to spare.
I stand because I want to.
So go stick your head in a loo.

That can't be comfy though.
Come, sit and watch the talk show.
Maybe you can learn.
They'll call you when it is your turn.

Stick it up your ass.
Go choke on a bass.
Leave me be.
I'm not in the way, so flee.

You are rude.
No need for attitude.
I hate the defensive,
They are so apprehensive.

Finally took the hint.
Maybe she'll go pop a mint.
Bad breath and twit.
Bet she is a salesperson hit.

Yep, Pat was thought to be defensive at our sea because he was leaning against a wall, arms crossed, and waiting for them to finish their recall for free. Pffft, only got ticked with the twit wouldn't leave him alone. Ever get those who won't go away unless you change your tone? Or those who think crossed arms are bad? Damn, they come at my every which way at our pad. The twit can go choke on the gas that comes out of my not crossed little rhyming ass.

Cat had quite the dayIn the place of "no pay" You follow their rulesOr lady has fits and droolsIf you want to standShe thinks you lead a bandIf you put your arms outTake baton and you shoutCount a-one and a-two and a-threeThe music will be made by thee(And maybe not) LOL

Son had his car in for a repairand then there was something that was a recallthey kept his car for three daysgave him a rental for the time while they worked on the carthen came to find what they fixed with the recalldidn't really help the car at allso he has to take it back again one dayand maybe this time it will be done the right way

Recalls are a pain, I had two last year. And I so know what you mean that they judge just by looking at you. Maybe they are in a bad mood cause they cannot charge anything? ;)Have an amazing Christmas week!

I like to cross my arms tooIt's comfortable, but who knew...People would think you're on the attackPfft, it's braincells those idiots lackAccuse me of being mad, thoughAnd some punches you'll see me throw.

You have my sympathy, Pat and Cat!There is nothing worse (well, that's not really true _ there are far worse things than sitting and waiting for car repairs, free or not) than wasting time waiting for car repairs. Just about anything else is better! Hope everything worked out A-okay! Wishing you Merry Christmas, in case things get away from me!

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.