Phyllis’ Bingo Bonanza @ the Hedonist ♥ ♣ ♠ ♦

Do you know (npc) Phyllis ? /Everyone/ knows Phyllis… If you’ve ever been in the Hedonist, you’ve been in her presence, although her wallpaper-patterned cardigan might have camouflaged her. Well it’s her birthday, and to celebrate, we’re pleased to announce A BINGO BONANZA at the Hedonist !

♦ Come play bingo !

♣ Night of the elderly /

1 drink offered to senior residents (60+) and to one chaperon accompanying them. Bring your papy, your granny, or any old-timer you’re willing to take responsibility for – but, please, don’t steal one from a retirement house !

♥ Phyllis’ birthday /

Is your grandpa (or grandma!) one of the numerous former lovers of our Phyllis ? Her nemesis ? Did she roll you under the table at a drinking contest? Feel free to make up a story about it and to share it with us during her birthday party !