16 November, 2006

It is the color of poo

[10:49] jgumby314: huzzah. finally got around to depositing my bonus checks, so i am now flush with cash[11:30] GatLouca: like a toilet?[11:31] jgumby314: yes[11:31] jgumby314: a money toilet[11:32] GatLouca: fascinating.[11:32] GatLouca: would that make the money "toilet paper"?[11:32] jgumby314: oh, nono. i mean a toilet for money[11:32] jgumby314: that's how we get coins[11:33] GatLouca: aaah.[11:33] jgumby314: dollar bills shit out quarters, dimes and nickels[11:33] GatLouca: faskernating.[11:34] jgumby314: pennies, on the other hand, are made from animal feces.[11:34] jgumby314: which is why they're brown[11:34] GatLouca: eeew.[11:34] GatLouca: gross.[11:34] jgumby314: it explains that old saying: "see a penny, pick it up, and all the day you'll have the smell of feces on your fingers"[11:35] GatLouca: so it would.