"NextWavewould like to remind the audience that dragging insane, corrupt police officers who change into giant killer robots into an alleyway and shooting them a lot is very bad and no the Marvel way. And also still illegal in most states."

"No good can ever come off a robot in a bra."

"The hole makes me strangely attractive to myself." Aaron. (He got a spear through his chest.)

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Cute: Anything that will bring a horrible death upon unwanted visitors.

You know when they warn you about some crazy showing up here? That's me they're talking about. Tea?

The G8 has provoked numerous international incidents in the past. In 1994, then-Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama forced the leaders of San Marino and Monaco to run a "naked mile" behind the United Nations building. And in 2000, Russia's Vladimir Putin delighted his fellow world leaders by repeatedly asking the president of Chechnya, "Why are you bombing yourself? Why are you bombing yourself?" during a prolonged bombardment of the capital, Grozny.

Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw – a better throw – against one's destiny… what was a king to do? But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

Player Character: Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you...HK-47: Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master.Player Character: What legal requirements do you mean?HK-47: Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.Player Character: I don't think 'killee' is a word.HK-47: Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!

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HK-47: Query: Can I kill him now, master? I'd like ever so much to break his neck. It's been a long time fantasy of mine...Player Character: Maybe later...HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? I WILL BE BACK!

Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!"

Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"

Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage.

- HK-47, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords.

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You know what happens now, Jack? Well, he made mistakes... and he ended WITH HIS LIGHTS OUT!! YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!! COME ON, LET'S GET NUTS!!

- Bruce Wayne/Batman, Batman (1989).

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Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.

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It's as though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

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Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.

- Joker, Batman (1989).

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There’s power in the night. There’s terror in the darkness. Despite all our accumulated history, learning, and experience, we remember. We remember times when we were too small to reach the light switch on the wall, and when the darkness itself was enough to make us cry out in fear. Get a good ways out from civilization-say, miles and miles away on a lightless lake-and the darkness is there, waiting. Twilight means more than just time to call the children in from playing outside. Fading light means more than just the end of another day. Night is when terrible things emerge from their sleep and seek soft flesh and hot blood. Night is when unseen beings with no regard for what our people have built and no place in what we have deemed the natural order look in at our world from outside, and think dark and alien thoughts. And sometimes, just sometimes, they do things.

- Harry Dresden, Turn Coat.

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"You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you’d prefer." - Harry Dresden, Turn Coat

"I don't wanna be here, 'cause of mysuffering, 'cause of my illness.Only love is worth having, onlylove is what matters, loving every people on equal terms. ""You've got to know who you're dealin' with because, like a stranger, a-heh, just might come in throughhere with a gun... and then, what would you do? (Heh.)""Everything is immaterial...""'n' you know that reality is immaterial.""This is not reality..."

I'm kneeling on the floorstaring at the walllike the spider in the windowI wish that I could speakIs there fantasy in refuge?God in politicians?Should I turn on my religion?These demons in my head tell me to

19:51 - [TZH] McNinja: sex is like explosives, friggin' awesome, but can permanently fuck your life up.19:51 - MLE: XDD19:51 - MLE: Awesome analogy19:55 - [TZH] McNinja: yep, and the more you have the more careful you have to be too.