It was liberating to me to witness in his lab how obvious it was that evolution, or Nature (call it what you will), had so valued female desire. It put the issue beyond the contested realm of culture and value judgments. As he put it, his lab rats had never heard themselves be called "sluts".

It sounds like aliens have arrived on Earth and have chosen to marginalize human life in order to dominate the multitude of human beings. They are employing scientific (or emotional) jujutsu to exploit the human ego's dream for instant gratification to voluntarily commit evolutionary suicide. Then again, perhaps they're just run-of-the-mill human fanatics with a cause and without a clue. If so, then we should probably ignore their advice and "expert" testimony. They have ulterior motives which only serve to sponsor progressive (i.e. cultural) corruption.

Naomi completely ignores the foot in the cerebrovaginal neural complex. I think tiny feet, if need be induced by foot binding (but toe sucking is sometimes helpful), heightens a woman's sense of sexual pleasure and creativity during moments of intimacy. It remains an undisputed fact that most of the great women in history had dainty feet. The Chinese were very wise about these matters.....Naomi is gathering funds to endow a school of gynecology at John Hopkins University to further study the mysteries of her amazing vagina. I just hope that this important facet of her sexuality is not ignored.

So the science is interesting. The rest of it is stupid. Naomi's reasoning could as easily be used to argue for use of cocaine and supplements of oxytocin.

What Naomi might take from this, but apparently doesn't, is that oxytocin is a bonding agent. Short translation, there is value to women being faithful to their guys, to women. Wander down that path too far, and one might find some unpleasantness about human behavior.

From now on, I'm going to have my wife keep her eyes open while she is having her orgasms.

Oh, given all this funky monkey wiring, how do the lesbians do it right? Is Naomi suggesting lesbian sex is less than fulfilling? All those nerve endings ready to stimulate, all done so well by a man, how can it work in lesbian sex (except with, you know, the artificial man).

Clearly society is ready for a 24 hour vagina network, i.e. VaginaTV. Get right on that, Naomi.

"Can you test drive a Vulva?"

Why, yes, you can. Some places will give you a free test drive and some places you can rent them by the hour. Of course, there's always the full purchase option. I'm not sure if long term leasing is available.

It's also fairly common to own one at home but have to rent one for a few days when you're travelling.

And here's Naomi Wolf arguing that we should do it like the bonobo! No, just kidding, it's a scientist named Christopher Ryan. Anyway, Naomi, it's bonobo, not lab rat, for stupid feminist cliches. Work the google, girl.

Both sexes have a certain percentage of complete idiotic whack jobs. Now that women seem to have grabbed the microphone, we are treated to more vaginal craziness. There's a Kanye West joke in there somewhere.