Hokay, this is a list of what people learn at each con they go to. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Anime Festival Orlando:

10. Cat boys chase bunny girls.
9. This is in fact a real costume.
8. Every once in a while at a con, it's time to just chill out.7. Pirates vs. ninjas always rocks.
6. You can not leave Orlando by car.
5. No really, you can't leave Orlando by car.
4. Duct tape dress!3. At no point were any guests harmed in the OH SWEET GOD NO! THEY'RE EATING THE MERLE COSPLAYER!
2. Naming your dance "Lightswitch rave" might be a good idea, but when your only lighting effect is a hunk of wood with a lightbulb at one end and a lightswitch at the other, it's not such a good one.
1. Do not taunt the Happy Fun Pikachu. She'll sic her posse on you.

Photographic proof that I'm not making this up from Maboroshi studios and RisingSun.net