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‘The independent suspension soaks up all manner of road imperfections from concrete joins to ruddy great holes quietly and without a jolt.’

‘On the same basis, skiers should be warned that those plank things on their feet could cause them to slide downhill rather rapidly and hangmen that their gallows were a bit unsafe because of that ruddy great trapdoor.’