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Do you believe in Dog? While we might not literally worship our canine companions, some of us come pretty close. This reverence has a name: Dogtology.

This entertaining book by Jeff Lazarus is for those dog lovers who canceled a date because they didn’t want to leave their precious pup home alone; or whose dog has a better wardrobe than they do; or whose smartphones have more photos of their dog than their human family members.

This sacred “dogtrine” shows that Dogtology has become a bone-a-fide (heh, heh) belief system on par with the world’s greatest philosophies and religions.