Although Saturday's events were in no way intended to drum up publicity for pop stars with new wares to sell, Pete Doherty nevertheless told anyone who would listen that his new track with squeeze Kate Moss (pictured, obviously) will be a big hit. (So reports The Mirror, since you asked.)

The couple have covered Divinyls' 'I Touch Myself', and the demo, according to Mr Doherty himself, expresses their deep love. Hmmm...

Only a few friends have heard the song as yet, but no doubt we'll all have the pleasure in the coming weeks.