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GoogledGnome #69 Been a while

I guess not, most likely it is some Troll trophy hunter wondering how to mount us on their wall.

I guess we look like an easy target, I mean if you can punt us, surely you can kill us, right?

I would suggest, that we are a little bit harder to kill, or if you do, there probably wont be anything left to mount.

Anyway, tusks are are requirement of a trophy right? Still to mounting Trolls or maybe Tauren.

Of course, if it is the Gnome sex kind of thing you were looking for.. maybe we can talk...

Umm.. we like it when you tall females wear your shortest skirts. It doesn’t really matter in the end, we will just walk right in there and take a peek anyway, but it’s nice not to get tangled in the long shirts.

Why you would be looking for that here I’m not quite sure… we all know Mages don’t wear skirts, we wear frocks!

Good…

Good for you on your choice of menu item for tonight.

Good for you on choosing to participate in Azeroth Iron Chef

Good for you on your improved grammar.. you Orcs seem to be getting smarter, I dare say that is Thrall’s influence, god forbid that Thrall should go away or you will all return to the uneducated drooling rabble of the past.

Just one search for this?

There are lots of Oh Shit! Macros out there, because of course there are lots of situations you will need them, multiplied by different classes and specs. I will share a few with you here.

The “I’m standing in it” OhShit macro

/y OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!…

/cast Ice Block

/y Phew!

The “My DPS is so awesome I always get the bosses attention” macro

/y OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!…

/cast Invisibility

/y HaHaHaHa, you can’t see me!

The “Ice block and Invisibility were on cooldown” macro

/y OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!, OhShit!…

/y ………………………………….

/y damn can someone spare a Battle Rez?

I haven’t been to BG 2010 yet, but I expect it is like all the traditional ones.

Of course Blizzard i their infinite wisdom have decided that (until Cataclysm where you HAVE to be in a premade to get (good) rewards), your premade raid group can be up to any size – BUT ONLY 5 OF YOU WILL GET IN.

WTF?

Yeah, here’s a game you can play with you mates.

The most sensible way to ensure a victory in BGs is to play as an organised group.

Therefore, we wont allow it!

Imagine LK25 with only 5 people from each “premade” raid group.. yeah, good thinking Blizzard.

What I do (apart from occasionally grabbing 4 mates – well there might be more, but only 5 of us can queue), is I run with a group on the Bloodlust Battleground called QueueQ. Cross-Realm Battleground premades FTW!

Meh, only got a 100k honor on Saturday…

Which pretty much amounts to “down with the Horde”.. nuff said.

Yes, yes it is, it is awesome fun.

Nearly as much fun as Fire Mage suicide fun.

Stay alive and the fun just keeps on coming.

LOL

From what I understand it is a BAD PvP server… not in the “we can’t PvP our way out of a wet paper bag” kind of way, more in the “we will dominate your mother, sister and ohh you have a little brother… especially if you play on a RP server” kind of way.

That said, I play with a lot of Blockrock folk in QueueQ, and they don’t seem so bad… mind you, we are slaughtering the Horde, so that might take their minds of slaughtering the RP’ers.

Battle Ground Scoreboards that have the title:

To be honest, this Gnome hasn’t had much time for reading lately, but has been listening to a whole lot of podcasts. Strangely few of them have been WoW podcasts.

These are my current favorites, that have blown my mind and may well blow yours.