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What do you mean, disaster? Honey, this is an amazing wedding! A...

Turk: What do you mean, disaster? Honey, this is an amazing wedding! And I know what you're gonna say - we didn't actually get married. But you know what? Tonight, you and I, we're gonna rip it up. And then we're gonna hop on a plane to the Bahamas, where you and I can get married tomorrow amongst the fishes and mermaids and whatnot.Carla: Turk, for the last time, mermaids aren't real!Turk: I know what I saw!

J.D.'s Narration: Besides, somehow you always seem to end up with the person you're meant to be with.Janitor: One, two, three.J.D. and Janitor lift the chair with a pssed out Dr. Kelso sitting on itJ.D.: Thanks for helping out.Janitor: I'm only going as far as the dumpster.