it's becoming clear that if bloard is going to support its heinous hosting costs we're going to need to attract new users to click the banner ads and supply valuable user data to advertisers. so, let's brainstorm ways of getting more bloarders on bloard.
⛄ if anyone has one of those planes that make chemtrail writing they could try that. but don't do that if you don't know how to fly a plane because it could be dangerous.
⛄ mutter "bloard", "bloard dot com" and "thats bloard for you" under your breath weirdly when you're at bus stops and the post office. people will take notice and get curious.
⛄ make iron-on bloard tshirts and donate them to charity shops and thrift stores
⛄ obtain a prototype copy of the completed but unreleased Mean Girls Nintendo DS tie-in game and hack the ROM so that Cady, Gretchen, Regina and Janice are having conversations about bloard threads and their favourite bloard posters and then distribute the ROM onto the internet

“Gretchen, stop trying to make bloard happen! It's going to happen inevitably and on its own by virtue of the lols and bc of all the fire content!” *Tina FEy character pops in and starts doing the bloard dance lol. lindsay loman spits out her pepsi*

Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers.
Me: You know, I'm a member of a website.
Coworker: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com.
Coworker: What?
Me: Bloard dot com.
Coworker: I don't know what you're saying.
Me: Bloard dot com.
Coworker: Are you saying "War"?
Me: No. Bloard dot com.
Coworker: Bloarg dot com?
Me: Bloard dot com.
Coworker: "Bloard dot com"?
Me: Yeah.
Coworker: [laughing]
Me: It's sick.
Coworker: What is bloard dot com?
Me: We just shoot the shit on there.
Coworker: Alright.

I just signed up for bloard dot com because someone followed me on twitter. when I looked at their profile, all it said was bloard dot com, and they only had tweets from long ago.
Thank you for reading my story. I hope you read it in my voice, which is deeper than you probably think.

me: its called bloard and basically we just say whats on our mind, we kinda make fun of posting culture but its all good natured. you get upvotes too its pretty chill, lots of cool twitter personalities post here
gamestop employee: cool.