colon_pow:Tanukis_Parachute: stuff: DROxINxTHExWIND: And now, the Top 5 things that you absolutely do NOT want to see when you're in the middle of yanking one out:

5. The close-up porno camera angle showing the penis pumping into the vagina.

I would have gone with gaping bungholes. What is with porno's recent obsession with gaping bungholes? I'm watching a nice, sedate, pedestrian porno and then *BAM* all the sudden we're performing a colorectal exam. I mean who wants to search for cancerous polyps with their junk in their hand? Is this like crowd sourcing your healthcare? I don't think the "wisdom of crowds" applies to cancer screenings. Maybe if they had one of those cancer sniffing dogs in the scene...

i am definately not into gaping bungholes...can take the close up of the penis in the vagina and it can be a little agressive but the bunghole...the rough stuff there just sort of makes me fast foward thru or cover my eyes for a minute till they are done trying to show her appendix.

DROxINxTHExWIND:And now, the Top 5 things that you absolutely do NOT want to see when you're in the middle of yanking one out:

5. The close-up porno camera angle showing the penis pumping into the vagina.

I would have gone with gaping bungholes. What is with porno's recent obsession with gaping bungholes? I'm watching a nice, sedate, pedestrian porno and then *BAM* all the sudden we're performing a colorectal exam. I mean who wants to search for cancerous polyps with their junk in their hand? Is this like crowd sourcing your healthcare? I don't think the "wisdom of crowds" applies to cancer screenings. Maybe if they had one of those cancer sniffing dogs in the scene...