But oh my god, I love this tube top so much because I love things that are ridiculously, over the top trashy. And this is. I want to wear it with leggings and big teased hair and long acrylic nails, and sit around drinking a martini while having a totally inappropriate conversation with my teenaged daughter about my “bubbies.” This makes me want to marry a man vaguely connected to the mafia so I can be on the next season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.