Spinda's log, entry #1: Languages

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Subject: Spinda's log, entry #1: Languages Wed May 08, 2013 5:56 pm

Okay, so I thought about it a little, and I've decided, I'm gonna post logs into the off-topic section whenever something pops into my head I feel like sharing with all you derps, rather than letting it sit in the chatbox with no attention or possible interruption. Anyways, if you guys can stand my annoying little talks to myself, then you'd get a kick out of this. Yes. That means you Dagan.

Languages. They've been created to communicate ever since the begginings, and have evolved greatly ever since. Each language has its own feel to it, and makes you use your mouth in a variety of ways to make a variety of sounds. They can be described by their unique sounds or with other things that you know of, but in this case, I'm going to describe them as foods.

English - Awkward and clumsy in some places, yet smooth and creamy in others. This language gives a variety of tastes from a variety of sources due to its background. The food that best describes the language of English is Fruit Salad.

Spanish - A language that twists words and letters to fit those it represents, constantly flowing and fast, a non stop assault of fine strands with different styles. The language of Spanish is best described as Spagghetti and tomato sauce.

German - Harsh and accented, this language is unafraid to bare its fangs with its tones and its clumsy words. Very straight forward and sturdy, its words can range from being long and demanding, to short and sweet, but accents take advantage of the throat to give it a rough after taste. A rough and crunchy outside takes a firm grasp on its soft and tasty core, though cracks can sometimes be seen, with the sweet core's juices emerging slowly. The food that best describes the language of German is Spicy Buffalo Chicken.

And so the list continues.... But you get the idea. I would love a language that is just perfect. A language that is smooth and flowing, soft and pure, calm and wise. A language that is meant to be heard and adheared by all, a language that, despite being being tasty, can bare its fangs if necessary, and become sour at a moment's notice. One that can lead, but is not afraid to be led. One that you can speak all day long and never get over how smooth it rolls off your tongue and into the frigid and unforgiving winds, into the shelter of those who care to listened. The perfect language is best described as Sweet Iced Tea with a Lemon Wedge.

What other languages do you speak? French? Italian? Russian? Bulgarian? I would love to hear your opinions on languages that you speak, considering you are much more knowledgable about them than I am. One of my favorite fake languages is draconic, the language of the dragons. A translator for this language can be found through a simple google search. Alas, it does not have a word for every single word in existance, so please bear with me on it. It is is quite flowing, and if it were real, I'd love to speak it. I might even include parts in my logs encoded in draconic if I wish to. The end of this log, and take note, the logs I plan to make in the future shall be close to this length, so you don't have to read if you don't want to.

TL;DR: don't read my logs then.

Like the log? Have different opinions? Comment please, I'd love to hear your thoughts.