In my roaming for Christmas song titles I found some really horrible songs that I just can't believe were meant for Christmas! Take this as your "Trigger Warning" because... DAMN... If you choose NOT to listen to these songs and only vote based on the song titles, I won't hold it against you. I've added some comments after the song title and singer; either to sum up the horribleness or just remark on the ones that are obviously just plain wrong.

Back Door Santa (Clarence Carter) Just going around having sex with all the women in town behind their boyfriend's backs...

Don't Shoot Me Santa (The Killers) -- In this one, a kid shoots other kids because they teased him and asks Santa for forgiveness… but Santa has his own revenge in mind and readies a bullet for the young boy.

Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk on Christmas) by John Denver --Nothing says "Christmas" like getting smashed and beating your wife in front of your kid...