Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source.

Guests include, um, the Pitts, the guy who made Angelina's $250,000 diamond engagement ring, George Clooney, George Clooney's smirk, and probably Brangelina's six kids unless they have somewhere better to be. [Daily Mail]

Harper Collins has announced that Cameron Diaz is writing a book about health, wellness and lifestyle for young women that's scheduled to be released in 2013. Hmm. I am sensing it will be Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP with 200% more pratfalling. [USA Today]

One month after the death of son Sage, Sylvester Stallone has another tragedy to contend with. The actor's half-sister, Toni Ann Filiti, has been battling Stage 4 lung cancer as well as liver cancer, and took a turn for the worse a few weeks ago. She's currently in critical condition at the UCLA hospital. There's reportedly not much of a chance that she'll make it, but the Stallone family is "praying for a miracle." [Page Six]

The Kardashian/Jenner Horror Boogaloo continues jitterbugging frantically along as it's revealed that Kris Jenner—previously accused of orchestrating the Kim/Ray-J sex tape, actually also had a hand in distribution rather than simply leaking it. She brought it to adult video companies and negotiated a deal with Vivid Entertainment for "somewhere between $250,000 and $500,000." [RumorFix]

Meanwhile, Kris is pissed at Kanye West for titling his ode to Kim "Perfect Bitch," telling him to "get a grip" and that "no woman should be called such a term." Basically the blind leading the blind here. [TVNZ.co.nz]

Joe Simpson and Kris Jenner could sit down and write a bang-up parenting book. The father of Jessica and Ashlee, arguably most famous for being an insane stage dad and talking too much to the press about Jessica Simpson's tits (which, really, is talking about them at all), was pulled over on Ventura Boulevard and then thrown in jail overnight for a DUI. [TMZ]

"Zou Bisou Bizou" it ain't: Mad Men'sJessica Paré joined Jesus and Mary Chain onstage to perform their best-known song "Just Like Honey."

Mischa Barton and James Middleton are pals, not Bee-Eff/Gee-Eff. [Telegraph.co.uk]

D.L. Hughley, former Chik-fil-a lover, wrote a disappointed letter to the establishment:

You say that gay marriage is a sin, like in Leviticus 19:22. But a preceding verse, Leviticus 17:14, says, "You must not eat the blood of any creature, because the life of every creature is its blood; anyone who eats it must be cut off." You don't cook your chicken in a kosher way. On what grounds are you picking and choosing which edicts to follow?

His postscript reads: "I would have written this on one of your fine napkins, but it was just too painful a reminder of the way we were." [HuffPo]

Jennifer Lopez said she's much more comfortable performing than she is judging American Idol. [NDTV]