“Ian, what if I’ve already carved my pumpkin of Ovechkin barfing seeds and shared it on Facebook?” That’s cool; whatevs. Just right-click on that image, do a Save As…, and then shoot us an email so we can show everybody else. Haven’t carved a pumpkin yet? DO IT NOW! You’re running out of time!

If any submissions are amazing (we’ll know it when we see it), we’ll send you a prize. But we’re not calling this a contest because wedothatallthetime and it’s starting to look desperate. “Come hang out with RMNB; we’ll bribe you!”

Send your photos to thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com by 12pm on the 31st — which just happens to be Halloween. We’ll have a post up that night. Looking forward to seeing what you guys can come up with!

Chris Gordon also contributed to this post. I just added the dumb jokes.