"My man here, Dre, he's the manager here, glad to see he's taken a leadership role. Of course, he couldn't have a leadership role in my church, but... ZING! Hey ladies, how'd you like to be my next two wives? ZING! I kid, of course. Don't let my fellow Republicans see you holding hands like that, though, you know what my most recent stand is on LGBT rights. ZING! Hey, that's my man Pedro back there. Pedro was born in Mexico. So was my dad, actually. But that's not what it said on his birth certificate. ZING! Anyway, I kid, I'm just working on some of my zingers. So I'm running for President, hope I get your vote. Nice restaurant you got here, I can't wait for the maitre'd to seat me. ZING!..."

digitalrain:So much awesome in that photo! Dude on the right TOTALLY has the whole"Yo, white boy be trippin'" look in his face. And are those two women holdinghands or giving the guy in the back a double handy?

The three on the left are afraid that Romney will try to deport them and the two girls already appear to be handcuffed together. The guy on the right can't believe that Romney asked for a side of Grey Poupon.