We all know that Tian Tian was the one risking his life out in the wild trying to find fresh bamboo to feed him family while the wife just sat on her furry ass back at home. And this is the thanks he gets…

“*Note: Koalas are not actually bears and this pun does not intend to imply or suggest a taxonomical relationship between Phascolarctos cinereus and the Ursidae family.”

Truly this is PC run amok!!! If those koala “bears” didn’t want to be subsumed under the far superior Ursidae family they should have had the sense to keep us from calling them bears! Do they have the right to life, liberty and property? Then they have the same rights as regular bears! Anything is else is big daddy government giving those coddled koala bears special rights, just because they’re “sooooo cutttee”!

If those koala “bears” didn’t want to be subsumed under the far superior Ursidae family they should have had the sense to keep us from calling them bears! Do they have the right to life, liberty and property?

“We all know that Tian Tian was the one risking his life out in the wild trying to find fresh bamboo to feed his family while the wife just sat on her furry ass back at home. And this is the thanks he gets…”

Baby pandas are either proof that god exists, (and wants us to squeeeee), or a complicated hoax by children in suits. Nature can’t have come up with something that bloody cute by itself. (see also: babelfish) 🙂

I didn’t choose the BBC women faces of the year subjects, just wrote them. Two black eyes from wife though. Pandamonium!

I was going to be angry that he tried to laugh off the controversy by trivializing domestic violence, but then I got to the part with the panda pun. Everything is acceptable when you conclude it with a panda pun!

That is unbelievably awesome, I cannot believe my childhood was deprived of this. I remember seeing some berenstein bears episodes on tv, but nothing that memorable. Bears are the most insidious of children’s characters. AFAIC Paddington is the worst of these. That bastard had me investing way too much of my childhood in his damn yellow raincoat!! (I then went on to grow up and buy a yellow raincoat that I was way too invested in as well. Brainwashing? I think so). Second most insidious is Rupert, though I can still look back at my Rupert love and proclaim “I regret nozzinngg!!”, that motherfucker knew how to imagine

I envision Chaundy telling that horribly offensive joke at a party, and then when all he receives are horrified stares because of the DV reference, trying to explain the joke. “No, no, I think you don’t understand. See, it’s pandamonium. Like a panda! You know, like in the article! You people are hopeless.”

Feminists are animals too, you know. As are misogynists (although not cute ones) and the rest of human males and females. And you should never underestimate the power of cuteness. (even Meller bow to it, that has to count for something)

I’ve been teaching parrots everywhere to say “All hail our gynocratic overlords!” in an attempt to stave off this feminist elimination that I’ve been warned about. And anthropomorphic font is the tool of the devil, especially in colour

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