i was walking my dog, and suddenly felt the urge...so i took cover and did a huge steaming poo. it was steaming cos it was winter. my dog started eating it almost before it had completely departed from my body. it was the most disgusting thing to watch. but watch i had to. he ate every bit of it. he died a little while after that, caught some viurs, pulvo virus, probably from me.

i was walking my dog, and suddenly felt the urge...so i took cover and did a huge steaming poo. it was steaming cos it was winter. my dog started eating it almost before it had completely departed from my body. it was the most disgusting thing to watch. but watch i had to. he ate every bit of it. he died a little while after that, caught some viurs, pulvo virus, probably from me.

it was the summer of 1975 ... a small boy is frollicking on the sea shore in the north of england; butt naked and knee deep in the icy waters of the north sea. Daddy decides to chase the small boy and splash him with the water (did I mention it was icy?). Boy gets hysterically excited and runs away through the (icy) water. Daddy being several times as tall as the small boy has no trouble keeping up, grabs the small boy by his arms, swings him up into the sky and sends an arc of unexpected number ones and twos soaring through the summer air

back when we was in middle school, me and my dude were in the woods and found one of his neighbor's "club house" .... this was an immaculate club house built by a 13 year old boy, shit was an amazing club house... the dude's name was "Slug"... my homeboy stuck his ass through the club house window and took a shit right in the floor of it, a big nasty one... then he took a hammer that he found in the floor of the club house and stuck it in the pile of shit, handle first...

then we left and went back to my homies house to play dreamcast

about 2 hours later his Mom walks up in his room while we're playin' NBA 2K... bitch says, "Did you take a shit in Slugs club house?"...

oh yeah... he whipped his ass with the hammer handle before mounting it in the pile of stank.