Lantern Swinger

feckin idiot recons she would have seen a bollard well she dint see the feckin hole so whos 2 say shed see a bollard.cock eyed cow. im with you on the sat navs we got wimmin workin with us they wud follow a sat nav over a cliff

War Hero

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. 8O

That rings a bell about where i live in Norway,some friggin stupid Swedish truck driver followed his satnav even when the road turned into a lane,tractor road,gravel path,grass ,mud,nothing,jepp you know what happened next he got stuck fast down to the axeles,to make it worse it was winter although no snow it was still -30,

MIA

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. 8O

Banned

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. 8O

War Hero

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. 8O

War Hero

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. 8O