The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Rocks the Vote

February 03, 2010

The political ad your children should never, ever see

It could be that none of us should ever see it, because it's just so, so wrong. But fear not, Carly Fiorina is here to save us all from the..........

DEMON SHEEP!

You can run, but you can't hide from the DEMON SHEEP. Your children will hide, scream, but reassure them, mommas...because the one thing none of us are? FCINOs® 1.

Do watch the whole thing, but shield the children's eyes from this:

That's right. it's a rare Carlyfornia Demon Sheep! Part of me wants Carly to win this primary just so Barbara Boxer can show her how a real candidate runs for office. I can only imagine the fun we can have with future FCINO® videos.

I think she may have just ruined California's filmmaking reputation for all time.