Teddy Almond Turtle, really? HE IS NEITHER BEAR NOR NUT NOR TEENAGE MUTANT. You'd think being born with a face a mother didn't hesitate to turn her back on would be disadvantage enough, but nooooooo. Wait -- did that say he likes beans, capsicum and apples? God, can you even imagine what that dog's ass smells like? I can't but Chloe's licking her lips about it!