Hello! I am Person of the Pen and I am a teenager with a serious thing for online fanfic sites. I am also DarkAngelSnapeLover from fanfiction.net, and UberReader AND MegaReader here on fictionpress. You can link yourself to those amazing profiles with these links: www.fanfiction.net/u1825804/DarkAngelSnapeLover and www.fanfiction.net/u2030645/UberReader . I have a DeviantArt as DarkAngelSnapeLover, but I haven't posted anything yet. I'll produce a link whenever I get a chance.

A little note from me: I am in college. I'll help you if you work with me, but don't expect timely replies and whatnot. I'm going to try to work on some things to post on here during my next break, but don't count on anything.

UPCOMING BREAK: I will be 100 unavailable from this coming up Thurday until the end of September. Just PM me if you need anything, but I won't be back for a while.

I have one upcoming series to tell the bored readers of my profile: it's called Harvest Moon and it is a soap opera series that will be in the young adult category. It's on-going, and kind of like a television show that is either an hour or thirty minutes, depending on what mood I'm in. It's up right now!! http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2718942/1/Harvest_Moon And PLEASE review so that I can use YOUR characters in the next season!!

So, for this account, only my most favorite works of literature. I like writing novels, but since I have been introduced to the world of fan fiction, I have taken to writing shorter stories. They're fun really, getting everything down in fifty pages of less and then waiting fifty years of more for someone to come along and review it. Amazing times those are, amazing.

Now I'm advertising for myself. One of my favorites, the Angel, is AWESOME, so check it out. And Harvest Moon needs some love. It's an amazing teenage soap opera and it needs help from fans to keep going. CHECK IT OUT!

I will upload more sooner or later, currently I don't have the time. So, if you like my works, I hope you like to wait. Now, RANDOMNESS!

More random things about me:

Favorite TV Shows: Stargate: SG1, MacGyver, Robot Chicken, Monk, N.C.I.S., and numerous others that many of you do not care about, therefore I am moving along to over favorite items.

Favorites in a list so I don't have to keep hitting the bold button:

Songs: too many to list, so we'll move along now Music: I'll listen to many things, except opera and rap. Everything else is good.

Movie: Die Hard (the first one), UP! (17 is the new 5 people. No, that's just how I roll), and quite a few others.

Books: Harry Potter series, The Dead and the Gone, Life as we Knew it (those last two go together but I don't know if there is an actual name for the series), and...we're still working on this category. Come back later.

Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'm a rather boring rambler, but I think I'm a good author. By the way, updating isn't really something I can stay on top of at the moment. I don't have the internet at home, so I rely on my mother's quiet days at the office once a month or so. We'll see, we'll see.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i togetherWoman: Really, I'd put f and u together

These are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!

A funny poem about things in life that are just stupid when you really think about it. Not meant to be taken seriously or to offend the reader. So just enjoy and yes, I'm aware that I'm not the best poet in the world, lol. :

The first season is complete! This is a teenage soap opera with thrills, chills, and drama. Rated T for later episodes. Season Two will be out soon! Review with suggestions/character ideas. For this to continue, I will need your help!