Sunday, October 1, 2017

Many of us are accustomed to working NFL Sundays around game time. However I understand that since many of us will be participating in the the #IHatetheNFL blackout today, they may find themselves with some extra time on their hands so I thought I’d tender a few suggestions as to what might be done with this unexpected windfall. Here are a few things I came up with:

Update: Rats, they already let the most dubiously innocent man in America out. Alternate game day plan: develop an interactive computer game called “Where In the World is O.J. Simpson Searching For the Real Killer.” That would be a killer app.

2. Draft a disaster recovery plan for San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz who apparently didn’t know that it was part of her job description. And now she’s so busy complaining about Trump not helping enough that she doesn’t even have time to go to meetings let alone put a plan together. Don’t worry if you have no experience at this type of thing, apparently Mayor Cruz doesn’t either.

3. Begin (or finish) your Christmas shopping. It’s never too early to start the next holiday season, and Amazon is open all day.

4. Can something. I’m partial to pickled things so I would recommend pickled peaches:

dilly beans:

or my all time favorite, pickled plums.

of course it is almost Halloween, so feel free to do whatever sounds good to you.

I’m sure you have other great ideas about how to spend a lovely autumn Sunday afternoon. How will you #NonNFL?