I’ve spent the last 8 years of my life fangirling Zefron very seriously (like, a full-time job seriously), always boasting of how straight-laced and “not like everyone else” he is (was). Reports released earlier this week say that Efron was recently released from rehab and is “happy, healthy, and not drinking.” This comment would clearly [...]

I saw the OneDirection Movie yesterday. This post needs no further explanation. Alas, here are things I would really like to be right now, raising my chances of being close to Harry Styles to all new heights. 1. I would really like to be the special little fuzz inside your coat pocket. 2. I want [...]

You and I both know it; Katy Perry is a train of musical bliss. With her upcoming album Prism releasing in late October, KP is granting us with yet another awesome hit to get you moving in the club. “Dark Horse” will surprise you at first, with a new and unfamiliar sound than what you normally associate [...]

Perhaps, in some alternate universe of complete confusion/darkness/insanity, you missed the cinematic wonder that is/was/will always be The Hunger Games. I want to take this time to publicly scold you and tell you that what you did was NOT okay, at all. See- EVERYONE IS UPSET. Although I didn’t act like it just then, there [...]

Apparently, with age comes great tears. As I’ve gotten older, I have tearful proof that my heart has become a mushy ball of sappy feelings, crying at any chance my little heart can find. Although talent and singing competitions annoyingly saturate the primetime slots on every known channel, The X Factor’s season premiere made me [...]

Confession: It has been far too long since I have crafted a video. I woke up this morning, knowing full well that it was time to do so today. In short, it’s time you knew that: I ate too much bread in Europe. “Twerk” was added to the dictionary, with full definition of how to [...]

Didn’t think any positives could come from Miley twerking herself straight into the wilderness? Think again, because I could almost die of laughter after this incredibly cute/annoying/confusingly-well-made parody, by “MattyB Raps.” You must know, this is 1000% serious. Please, comment below with your favorite line or part from this rendition. My personal favorite? “It’s our [...]

Also at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards, Ashton Kutcher (actually, Chris Kutcher) killed it with a graduation-style acceptance speech so inspiring, it will surely heighten his demand to be every universities’ next keynote speaker. I’m a little in love, and I hope I’m not being punk’d.

On Sunday night, Glee star Lea Michelle was honored with an award at the Teen Choice Awards, where she was expected not to attend. Lea has steered clear of public interaction since the passing of her longtime boyfriend and costar Cory Monteith to a drug overdose on July 13th. Lea dedicates her award to Cory [...]

School is starting up, vacations are ending, and you’re going to start forgetting that you even had a summer at all. Download these summer joys before your schedule gets back to crazy and you fall back on those depressing fall ballads (use those in winter!). *YouTube links are provided, but most music videos are weird [...]

It’s hard to believe it’s been 3 years since the release of the insanely popular Teenage Dream, but Katy Perry is comin’ in hot with the release of her new single, “Roar” for her upcoming album “Prism,” expected release mid-October. Perry is known for her fist-pumping anthems and chart topping hits, but what she should be [...]

It is officially happening- the walls I have built around my Justin Bieber loving heart (to protect me from his wild teen musings)- are officially crashing down. I am surrendering. This is too much. After Bieber’s latest concert, the teen star exited through the venues kitchen to avoid massive crowds. On the way out, he [...]

I KNOW. I know I shouldn’t judge, but these are my surefire, 100%, I can’t help but assume negative things about you if you… Be careful friends, and never stop being you unless you are one (or multiple) of the people above. Then, be someone else with small, almost invisible remnants of who you once [...]

The sun rose. I woke up, stretched, and grabbed my phone – this was the day that Miley’s new music video, “We Can’t Stop,” was being premiered. I know- the music video age has slightly passed- it isn’t junior high anymore, and putting on my uniform for school while watching VH1 is no longer a [...]