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Monday, January 31, 2005

Those governments that seek to keep their citizens under control, by using alarmist terrorist threat warnings that prove to be false, would be well advised to remember the story of the boy who cried wolf.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Those governments and organisations that seek to regulate humour, to avoid giving offence to groups and individuals, fail to understand the very essence of humour; namely that it is often cruel, offensive and insensitive.

Those that seek to regulate humour, in this manner, lay the foundations of dictatorship.

Saturday, January 29, 2005

The above saying is regarded, these days, as being a tad outdated and irrelevant.

Given the decline of the Dollar and the impending economic collapse of the USA, as a result of the citizens of the USA living beyond their means, I feel that it has a certain resonance and relevance today.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

These machines are proving to be very popular with lazy customers, who cannot be bothered to bank their change, and with the supermarkets who make a nice profit on them.

They charge around 7% on the money tendered, and then only offer the customer a voucher; which they have to use "in store".

Now even the most dim witted individual should be able to see that it would be far better for the customer, if he/she has already bothered to take their loose change to the supermarket, to spend that cash directly and not lose the 7%.

Ken Contemplating World Domination

As part of my long term strategy for world domination, I have decided to borrow a leaf from those "well respected" and "popular" world leaders; such as Colonel Gaddafi and Chairman Mao, who have outlined their views on the meaning of life etc.

However, instead of writing my own little "Red" or "Green Book" I will pen a daily "Blue Blog"; where I will present my musings on the "bleedin' obvious", giving my views on any subject that enters my head.