[Verse 1: Cocles]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Andrew no more
They want Cocles, no hack writer
Well if you want Cocles, then this is what I'll give ya
A heavy dose of me mixed in with a large ego
Like some punk to incite my bite quicker
than my talks on my soap-box when Iím up and hostile
in the morning when I wonít stop complaining
till I pause and you wonder what Iím contemplating
Youíve waited this long, so letís be degrading
Cause I'm back, kickin' your bag and instigating
I know that you've got a job Ms. B. Queen
but your husband's web forum's just too tempting
So ol' Morgy won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
He tried to shut me down on SST
But it'd feel so empty, with no Cocles
So, bend down and dip, hands on your hips
Like that. Where are my whips? Iím without all my wits
So get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits. Get off me Morglum!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Damn newbies, kids filliní the queue, now hold on
Embarrassed their elders all listen to Moulin
Like Leggy always misspelliní his insults
Then he runs to the women on the chatboard and tells. SNITCH!!!
Poor Leggy, milkshakes ainít scary
Could start a new trend as kids try to outdo me
So tremble, donít you see, yeah that itís a knack
And a fact that I got everyone leaving this place
And permanently, remember CVB?
For you can feel so damn much of my vibe thatís so funky
Well Aw yeah, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn stream and beam it in and then I'll ream yeh
Come on, lets all have fun Ďcause Iím a venter
The center of attention, here since last winter
Itís interesting, like Hart in the contest.
Forty-six percent of the vote, now thatís suspicious
Achtung, the nickís cock-leez
Every time I lurk now someone mentions me
Talkiní Ďbout the poll, who hereís sexy?
A new vote, who vote? You vote for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Whoís the culprit, you can all thank Jeric
For giving me this outlet to post my outlook
Esp and Expat, have you tied the knot yet?
Worse than that freaky little Clemwolf French chick
And Morgy? You should get stomped by SlowMy
The server you donated no longer works so blow me
You wonít ban me, the threatís old, so oh no
Yeah I posted someoneís personal info
So let's go, just log on and summon
I'll be there to rip on all the cheapoís now bumminí
Iíve been here, waitiní on the request board
ever since Cal ran and hid from the ďGĒ word
But lately now the chat just seems
everybody seems to be lurking
At least this means theyíre all listening
To the Cocles show thatís so obscene
And though I'm not the first king of inflammatory
I am the worst thing since my pal SlowMy
to speak the truth so selfishly
and in the end I still got Pixie. Hey!
There's a concept that works
Twenty million Cocles wannabe's emerge
But no matter how many jerks on SST
It'd be so empty, with no Cocles

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Boom!

*EDIT* Since some of you have asked where the other "Cocles" song is, I dug it out and found it here:
Cocles by Banned for Typing
(be sure to scroll down a few posts...)

Last edited by Cocles on Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:46 am; edited 2 times in total

Cal, one would expect at least a bit of imagination with an avatar like yours..._________________"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.'" -- Gary Larson

Originally posted by Cocles:
Cal, I know about the extra syllable, poetic license. Now let's get back to you and the "G" word.

Suuuuuuure, you probably understood gravity too before the apple fell on Newton's head

There is only one in this site that mentions that word all the time, and it is not even Morgie. I begin to think you are hiding behind that word,to hide your true feelings. You probably use Pixie as a cover or even worse: Pixie appears to be male _________________"Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community." -Alonzo Harris

quote:Originally posted by SlowMo:
Cal, one would expect at least a bit of imagination with an avatar like yours...

Working on a new one mate. It still needs a bit of photoshopping. But trust me when I am using me new one. You wish I still had my old one mwuahahahaha._________________"Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community." -Alonzo Harris

Well, being dutch he's certainly not going to BUY a new Avatar, is he?

Now Calibuns, the only reason I appear to be the only one around here bringing up the gay thing is simply because I'm the only one you keep hitting on. I know you were okay with it for awhile, and able to hold back... but then you got back from San Fransisco (yet another clue), saw my photo, and the whole thing's started up again. I'm flattered, Calibuns. I really am, but Pixie's got an unlimited exclusive contract, so my hands are tied.

And if Pixie looks male then she's one fine, hot lookin' feminine man. Awwwww yeah. Gimme another scoop of that!

SlowMo
Lieutenant Commander

Joined: Mar 20, 2002
Member#: 29
Posts: 390
Location: Ghent, Belgium

Posted:
Tue Oct 15, 2002 11:30 pm Post subject: With No Cocles

While your at it, at least think of a signature too..._________________"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.'" -- Gary Larson

SlowMo
Lieutenant Commander

Joined: Mar 20, 2002
Member#: 29
Posts: 390
Location: Ghent, Belgium

Posted:
Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:17 am Post subject: Re: With No Cocles

Believe it or not, I heard a live performance of this here song from Cocles himself last night.. It was friggin' hilarious!

[Verse 1: Cocles]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Andrew no more
They want Cocles, no hack writer
Well if you want Cocles, then this is what I'll give ya
A heavy dose of me mixed in with a large ego
Like some punk to incite my bite quicker
than my talks on my soap-box when Iím up and hostile
in the morning when I wonít stop complaining
till I pause and you wonder what Iím contemplating
Youíve waited this long, so letís be degrading
Cause I'm back, kickin' your bag and instigating
I know that you've got a job Ms. B. Queen
but your husband's web forum's just too tempting
So ol' Morgy won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
He tried to shut me down on SST
But it'd feel so empty, with no Cocles
So, bend down and dip, hands on your hips
Like that. Where are my whips? Iím without all my wits
So get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits. Get off me Morglum!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Damn newbies, kids filliní the queue, now hold on
Embarrassed their elders all listen to Moulin
Like Leggy always misspelliní his insults
Then he runs to the women on the chatboard and tells. SNITCH!!!
Poor Leggy, milkshakes ainít scary
Could start a new trend as kids try to outdo me
So tremble, donít you see, yeah that itís a knack
And a fact that I got everyone leaving this place
And permanently, remember CVB?
For you can feel so damn much of my vibe thatís so funky
Well Aw yeah, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn stream and beam it in and then I'll ream yeh
Come on, lets all have fun Ďcause Iím a venter
The center of attention, here since last winter
Itís interesting, like Hart in the contest.
Forty-six percent of the vote, now thatís suspicious
Achtung, the nickís cock-leez
Every time I lurk now someone mentions me
Talkiní Ďbout the poll, who hereís sexy?
A new vote, who vote? You vote for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Whoís the culprit, you can all thank Jeric
For giving me this outlet to post my outlook
Esp and Expat, have you tied the knot yet?
Worse than that freaky little Clemwolf French chick
And Morgy? You should get stomped by SlowMy
The server you donated no longer works so blow me
You wonít ban me, the threatís old, so oh no
Yeah I posted someoneís personal info
So let's go, just log on and summon
I'll be there to rip on all the cheapoís now bumminí
Iíve been here, waitiní on the request board
ever since Cal ran and hid from the ďGĒ word
But lately now the chat just seems
everybody seems to be lurking
At least this means theyíre all listening
To the Cocles show thatís so obscene
And though I'm not the first king of inflammatory
I am the worst thing since my pal SlowMy
to speak the truth so selfishly
and in the end I still got Pixie. Hey!
There's a concept that works
Twenty million Cocles wannabe's emerge
But no matter how many jerks on SST
It'd be so empty, with no Cocles

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, with no Cocles

Boom!

*EDIT* Since some of you have asked where the other "Cocles" song is, I dug it out and found it here:
Cocles by Banned for Typing
(be sure to scroll down a few posts...)

_________________"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.'" -- Gary Larson

Luther_III
Commander

Joined: Jun 20, 2005
Member#: 10621
Posts: 768
Location: New Orleans

Posted:
Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:04 pm Post subject:

At just over 14 years, this might be the record for resurrecting an old thread!

_________________"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.... I get most joy in life out of music."
--Albert Einstein