Monday, July 27, 2009

Embarassing School Excuse Letter due to Diarrhea

Dear Ma'am Schultz,

Please allow my son Raffy to take the exams he missed last Tuesday. He was not present in class from Monday to Wednesday due to gastro intestinal flu. He has suffered through painful bouts of diarrhea and bleeding hemorrhoids. He is now on suppositories to counter the bacteria infection.