Funny Valentines Day Poems for Him and Her

Once, to bless the rest of my life,
Give me a girl or woman,
Goddess love, let one happen to me,
Designed so as to soul and body
Fully Decorated with your golden gifts,
The fact that I, a poor, joyless man
Refresh me to him with all my heart
And love it and worship can!

Funny Valentines Messages and SMS for Friends

“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”

“If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don’t make boxes large enough.”

“Love is in the air! So don’t hold your breath.”

“Happiness is a perfume. You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So always be happy

to make others happy!”

“I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Valentine's day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words. Let’s get naked!.”

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”

“Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.”

Funny Valentines Day Quotes 2018

Happy Valentines Day-14th Feb is coming and 14 days left for the romantic day.Here's a funny Valentine's day 2018 Quotes for Friend, husband and wife.You can send this quotes for valentines day cards on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy funny Valentines Day quotes 2018 for Friends, Husband and wife.These Funny Valentines Day Quotes 2018 will get you in the mood for the “Love Holiday.”

1) Love is a game that two can play & both win.
2) Brief is life but love is long. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
3) Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
4) True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. ~Antoine De Saint- Exupery
5) When you really want love you will find it waiting for you. ~Oscar Wilde
6) Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey. ~Lord Byron
7) A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you. ~Anonymous
8) If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. ~Maya Angelou
9) Better let my heart be without words, than my words without heart. ~John Bunyan
10) Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ~Voltaire

Happy Valentines Day Status for Whatsapp and Facebook for Best Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend and Couples

1. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." — Charles M. Schulz
2. "Love is a grave mental illness." — Plato
3. "Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day." — Jay Leno
4. "Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight." — Phyllis Diller
5. "Love is being stupid together." — Paul Valery
6. "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." — Oscar Wilde
7. "Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone." — Lewis Black
8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." — Richard Jeni
9. "Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all." — Jimmy Fallon
10. "Love is hiding who you are at all times. It's wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop." — 30 Rock