The Urban Dictionary Mug

Where you will have to place your personal Anvil$ stories and anecdotes if you expect MaryLou to read them moving forward.

"I sent MaryLou this great e-mail about Townsend running forward in the batter's box and actually hitting Sam with his swing because of the way he charges the plate when he pitches, but unfortunately, she never read it. I should have placed a column in the New York Times."