They are among us. They look just like us, but they’re not like us. They’re Octopodes and they’ve wrapped their steely tentacles around our once-peaceful community. They’ve inflitrated every aspect of our society, including... your family! DUN DUN DUN!

You are a kid. A pretty rad one, at that. Your mom and dad have a lot of “special adult time” together (whatever that means), and as a result you’ve got a lot of siblings. Like a lot. Mom and dad can’t even keep track of all your names, let alone which ones of you may or may not be octopi; however, something in this house is fishy and it’s up to you to get to the bottom it. You’ll be darned if you’re going to let some slinky octopus get away with trying to be happy. I mean, they’re so squiggly! Yuck!

So, you and your many brothers (all brothers because no girls allowed on dtoid lol) got together and decided that you’re not gonna take these squiggly motherfuckers’ misplaced affections lying down. You’re gonna get together everyday to vote on which brother to throw into the ocean! None of you can swim, because reasons, so anyone who doesn’t sink like a rock is obviously an Octospy. Yeah, that’s a good idea. No way it could go wrong. Let’s get started!

The roles:

Nosy Little Brother (Seer): The Nosy Little Brother sneaks out of his room every night to snoop on his siblings. He’ll be able to see if anyone is slipping out of a person suit and into octojammies at night. He can also see other secret goings on in the house at night.

Nerf Gun Vigilante: Can pelt a sibling with annoying and humiliating nerf darts while they sleep. The shame of this event will cause that family member to flee from the household, never to return. They will take to the streets, likely to get mixed up with the wrong crowd and start knocking over malt shops. Sad, really. The Vigilante only has enough darts to ruin one family member’s life.

Tattletale (Bodyguard): Every night, the Tattletale can stand vigil outside the door of his sibling of choice, threatening potential octopus visitors that he will tell mom if they don’t go back to bed. Any Nosy Little Brothers or Nerf Gun Vigilantes will also be sent back to bed, their powers unspent. Because of codependence issues, the tattletale cannot protect himself.

Octopus/Octopodes: A jolly little guy who just wants to fit in, an octopus brother is completely indistinguishable from the other siblings. Because octopi sleep for 15 minutes at a time many times a day, they are up all night. Your octopus siblings love their family very much, and simply can’t wait until daybreak to share that love. Unfortunately, because octopi are generally pretty dumb and have the motor skills of a drunk QWOP runner, if you are visited in the night by an octopus, an accident is likely to occur. Failing that, you’ll just get one of his patented Octohugs™. Either way, you die.

K. So, field any questions you may have, call me out on mistakes I have likely made, and we'll start on Monday!

So cool and squiggly! So we have to find out who the octopus are and drawn them in the water. There are ten of us. Do we know how many octopus there are? Or is that something only the little noisy brat can see?

So cool and squiggly! So we have to find out who the octopus are and drawn them in the water. There are ten of us. Do we know how many octopus there are? Or is that something only the little noisy brat can see?

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