Just kidding. Dude, assuming she's as intelligent as she is hot, you are one lucky sonofabitch.

I think discussing this issue with someone who thinks that "assault rifles are impractical for self defense" is like debating nuclear power plant design with a drunk who lives in a refrigerator box. -Aimless

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-- George Washington