Sleaze Factor

Fox News has hired former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to do political commentary. For those who don’t remember the amorous exploits of this right-wing stud muffin, I now repost my epic satirical poem. . .

The Rime Of The Ancient Governor

It is an ancient Governor,
Who, at the wedding feast
Of Piper Palin, grips the arm
Of a Republican high priest.