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This small, but mighty, 9-LED flashlight has a glow-in-the-dark switch so you can, duh, find it in the dark when you need it. Measures 4" long x approx 1" dia with a 4" wriststrap and the GITD push-button switch on the non-business end. Weather resistant. Comes with (3) "AAA" batteries. We'll pick one in brushed or anodized blue aluminum, silver, green camo or black.

This small, but mighty, 9-LED flashlight has a glow-in-the-dark switch so you can, duh, find it in the dark when you need it. Measures 4" long x approx 1" dia with a 4" wriststrap and the GITD push-button switch on the non-business end. Weather resistant. Comes with (3) "AAA" batteries. We'll pick one in brushed or anodized blue aluminum, silver, green camo or black.

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the can, some (insecure) guys might find these just a touch jeune fille-ish. "Safe, Sanitary, Secure." Says so right on the 3" x 1-1/2" x 2/3" flip-top metal can. Better buy (3) in case of a long weekend.

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the can, some (insecure) guys might find these just a touch jeune fille-ish. "Safe, Sanitary, Secure." Says so right on the 3" x 1-1/2" x 2/3" flip-top metal can. Better buy (3) in case of a long weekend.

Nothing says motoring fun like a zombie on the dashboard. He's green, he's quivering, he's undead, and he sticks to your dash! We're especially fond of the spring-attached head and arms which shake just like a real zombie. About 5-5/8" tall with a partially exposed brain.

Nothing says motoring fun like a zombie on the dashboard. He's green, he's quivering, he's undead, and he sticks to your dash! We're especially fond of the spring-attached head and arms which shake just like a real zombie. About 5-5/8" tall with a partially exposed brain.

This 3 Watt LED light is a mighty mite. Just under 3-1/2" long x 1" dia, you slide the sleeve and the beam zooms from a flood to a don't-stare-into-this focused spot. In black or gun metal anodized aluminum, it's waterproof and shockproof with a latching button switch and a pocket clip. Depress the button halfway when it's on and it goes into a rapid-flash mode for emergency signaling. Visible for 200 meters. Five hour life with the included 1-"AA" battery and a 110K+ hour bulb life.

This 3 Watt LED light is a mighty mite. Just under 3-1/2" long x 1" dia, you slide the sleeve and the beam zooms from a flood to a don't-stare-into-this focused spot. In black or gun metal anodized aluminum, it's waterproof and shockproof with a latching button switch and a pocket clip. Depress the button halfway when it's on and it goes into a rapid-flash mode for emergency signaling. Visible for 200 meters. Five hour life with the included 1-"AA" battery and a 110K+ hour bulb life.

Just like the big tactical flashlights used by SWAT teams, but in a handy 6" long x 1-1/2" dia size. In black anodized aluminum with an adjustable flood-to-spot zoom, knurled handle, 3.7V Lithium-ion rechargeable battery, plug in wall charger, an orange traffic baton attachment and a super intense high output LED bulb. Push-button switch activates high and low intensity and strobe settings. Includes a holder for (3) "AAA" batteries.

Just like the big tactical flashlights used by SWAT teams, but in a handy 6" long x 1-1/2" dia size. In black anodized aluminum with an adjustable flood-to-spot zoom, knurled handle, 3.7V Lithium-ion rechargeable battery, plug in wall charger, an orange traffic baton attachment and a super intense high output LED bulb. Push-button switch activates high and low intensity and strobe settings. Includes a holder for (3) "AAA" batteries.

This isn't a book, but it's definitely book-ish. Looks like a leather-bound volume from the Bodleian but it's just a little wooden box, approx 8-1/2" x 5" x 2" (7" x 3-7/8" x 1-5/8" inside) that's perfect for stashing the jewels, cash, or whatever you need to stash in plain sight on the shelves.

This isn't a book, but it's definitely book-ish. Looks like a leather-bound volume from the Bodleian but it's just a little wooden box, approx 8-1/2" x 5" x 2" (7" x 3-7/8" x 1-5/8" inside) that's perfect for stashing the jewels, cash, or whatever you need to stash in plain sight on the shelves.

Originally a canteen pouch with two little mouse ear flaps that wrap around the top and snap closed, this insulated olive drab bag could double as a purse or a dog bone holder. Which technically would make it a pooch pouch. Measures 7-1/2" x 7" x 2-1/2". Snap straps on the back let you clip it to your pack or belt.

Originally a canteen pouch with two little mouse ear flaps that wrap around the top and snap closed, this insulated olive drab bag could double as a purse or a dog bone holder. Which technically would make it a pooch pouch. Measures 7-1/2" x 7" x 2-1/2". Snap straps on the back let you clip it to your pack or belt.

If your times are a-changing, you'll love this teal (which is the new orange) diaper bag. Measures 14" x 15" x 4" as carried on the 1-1/2" wide shoulder strap, but the top opens to become a 41" long changing pad. Closes securely with (2) hook-and-loop tabs and has a bottle pocket on the side. It's also great for the beach because of its big storage compartment, its fold-out-ness, and its Caribbean-conjuring teal. Also, while we wouldn't suggest carrying water in it, it's fairly water-tight.

If your times are a-changing, you'll love this teal (which is the new orange) diaper bag. Measures 14" x 15" x 4" as carried on the 1-1/2" wide shoulder strap, but the top opens to become a 41" long changing pad. Closes securely with (2) hook-and-loop tabs and has a bottle pocket on the side. It's also great for the beach because of its big storage compartment, its fold-out-ness, and its Caribbean-conjuring teal. Also, while we wouldn't suggest carrying water in it, it's fairly water-tight.

Return with me now to the Summer of Love when the girls wore flowers in their hair and everyone had a piece of twine around their wrists. We'll pick (20) authentic twine bracelets approx 12" long, and if you're lucky you just might get one with an actual painted bead woven into it.

Return with me now to the Summer of Love when the girls wore flowers in their hair and everyone had a piece of twine around their wrists. We'll pick (20) authentic twine bracelets approx 12" long, and if you're lucky you just might get one with an actual painted bead woven into it.

In the universe of rhinestone-encrusted trailer-hitch covers, ours is decidedly on the understated side, being a mere 4-3/4" x 4-1/2" in the shape of a dollar sign. Fits 1-1/4" and 2" hitches and includes (3) different mounting brackets. Don't own a trailer? Hang it around your neck and watch the maitre d' usher your party to a special table.

In the universe of rhinestone-encrusted trailer-hitch covers, ours is decidedly on the understated side, being a mere 4-3/4" x 4-1/2" in the shape of a dollar sign. Fits 1-1/4" and 2" hitches and includes (3) different mounting brackets. Don't own a trailer? Hang it around your neck and watch the maitre d' usher your party to a special table.

Smart campers buy glow-in-the-dark rope. You'll get (100) feet of 5/32" dia 7-strand paracord with a 220-lb working load, a 660-lb breaking point, and a nice light green glow-tone. Handy for not tripping at the campsite, and for rustling cattle in the dark, as long as they weigh less than 660 lbs.

Smart campers buy glow-in-the-dark rope. You'll get (100) feet of 5/32" dia 7-strand paracord with a 220-lb working load, a 660-lb breaking point, and a nice light green glow-tone. Handy for not tripping at the campsite, and for rustling cattle in the dark, as long as they weigh less than 660 lbs.

Not for big fish, but for someone with a lot of dirty laundry or a bunch of unwieldy sports equipment to tote. In dark mesh, 54" long x 32" wide with a drawstring. Buy it for the coach or athlete in your life. Or for the launderer in your life.

Not for big fish, but for someone with a lot of dirty laundry or a bunch of unwieldy sports equipment to tote. In dark mesh, 54" long x 32" wide with a drawstring. Buy it for the coach or athlete in your life. Or for the launderer in your life.

Cookie Monster with a migraine. Also these excellent CCFL lights so the inside of your vehicle can throb with blue lights to the beat of your sound system. It's what Bach would have done if he'd had a car. These are all on fused power cords that slide into the cigarette-lighter plug on 4-foot cords, plus a small control unit on a separate 5-foot cord. All use self-adhesive mounts and feature adjustable sound-sensitive modes or steady-on modes (for when Mom is in the car). You pick, the 4-5/8" long tube on a pivoting base; the 7-3/4" x 4-5/8" frame to surround your sound source; or the smaller 7-5/8" x 2-1/2" frame for a smaller radio.

Cookie Monster with a migraine. Also these excellent CCFL lights so the inside of your vehicle can throb with blue lights to the beat of your sound system. It's what Bach would have done if he'd had a car. These are all on fused power cords that slide into the cigarette-lighter plug on 4-foot cords, plus a small control unit on a separate 5-foot cord. All use self-adhesive mounts and feature adjustable sound-sensitive modes or steady-on modes (for when Mom is in the car). You pick, the 4-5/8" long tube on a pivoting base; the 7-3/4" x 4-5/8" frame to surround your sound source; or the smaller 7-5/8" x 2-1/2" frame for a smaller radio.

at the house of blue light. Little Richard Penniman said so. But good golly, now you can turn your car into the house of blue light with this pair of 3-1/2” long CCFL (cold cathode fluorescent lamp) tubes connected via a 28” lead to a control unit, and then to a cigarette plug. Has a 2A fuse with a power switch, and includes self-adhesive mounts for the tubes and control box.

at the house of blue light. Little Richard Penniman said so. But good golly, now you can turn your car into the house of blue light with this pair of 3-1/2” long CCFL (cold cathode fluorescent lamp) tubes connected via a 28” lead to a control unit, and then to a cigarette plug. Has a 2A fuse with a power switch, and includes self-adhesive mounts for the tubes and control box.

It's now easy to end the heartbreak of unlighted windshield-washer nozzles. Be the first kid on your block with these chrome-ish replacement nozzles (1-3/8" x 5/8" x 1/4") that sport forward-facing blue LEDs. Directionality is adjustable and they include 5-foot polarized leads for wiring plus mounting hardware and gaskets. Don't have a car? Let them spray dramatic light on any surface--like your bedroom wall or basement ceiling, for that private nightclub feel.

It's now easy to end the heartbreak of unlighted windshield-washer nozzles. Be the first kid on your block with these chrome-ish replacement nozzles (1-3/8" x 5/8" x 1/4") that sport forward-facing blue LEDs. Directionality is adjustable and they include 5-foot polarized leads for wiring plus mounting hardware and gaskets. Don't have a car? Let them spray dramatic light on any surface--like your bedroom wall or basement ceiling, for that private nightclub feel.

Sterling silver is so over. Today's bride is picking this modern pattern of a pure titanium fork, knife and spoon in a matte gray finish, so it's equally at home in the forest or dining room. Won't tire you out eating or weigh down the backpack at a mere 14 grams per piece. Measure 6" long and they come on a small titanium carabiner. Matte finish makes for a sure grip, too. You should probably get a service for 12.

Sterling silver is so over. Today's bride is picking this modern pattern of a pure titanium fork, knife and spoon in a matte gray finish, so it's equally at home in the forest or dining room. Won't tire you out eating or weigh down the backpack at a mere 14 grams per piece. Measure 6" long and they come on a small titanium carabiner. Matte finish makes for a sure grip, too. You should probably get a service for 12.

These olive/brown canvas camo grenade pouches measure 3-3/4" x 3" x 2" with snapping top flaps and (2) 1” wide snap-on belt straps on the back. Made in the USA and marked “NSN 8465-01-465-2093 DAAK60-97-D-9302" which is a lot of numbers for such a little pouch, but that’s the military for you.

These olive/brown canvas camo grenade pouches measure 3-3/4" x 3" x 2" with snapping top flaps and (2) 1” wide snap-on belt straps on the back. Made in the USA and marked “NSN 8465-01-465-2093 DAAK60-97-D-9302" which is a lot of numbers for such a little pouch, but that’s the military for you.