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Peta made a pokemon parody

[here is is](http://features.peta2.com/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/)
How to win:
1. Use the lame rabbit type moves to debuff the enemy
2. Attack.
Also there is no healing because fuck you.
Discuss how Pokemon is animal cruelty.

Also it is worth playing through the game for the hilarious dialogue.
By hilarious I mean horrible but in a funny way.
Also, the three “treasures” are: a video montage of those 4 abuse videos from the 70’s they spam everywhere, a shitty desktop background, and some fake pokemon cards you can print out and troll pokefigs with.

> *Originally posted by **[MadJedi](/forums/2/topics/303341?page=1#posts-6432020):***
>
> I was a bit disappointed by the heavy presence of memes as well. Sounds like a way to look modern by using things that are actually old by now.
i herd u liek mudkipz
but we can’t program in a 5th pokemon so have a desktop background :\>

I just skimmed through most of the dialogues and charge up my Pokemans with ATT boost then 1 Hit-KO those noobs.
**Edit:** Disappointed that it boosts my special attacks with ATT boosts. Freaking PETA never learned Pokemon.

Question: What took them so long to make this?
Ay any rate it’s not anywhere near as abusive as it would be with real life animals…or at least, not QUITE as abusive.
a. some pokemon like to fight.
b. some pokemon become dangerously depressed if they are NOT allowed to fight every now and then.
c. pokemon heal a LOT faster than real-world animals.
d. pokemon are definitely more intelligent than animals in the real world. They can pretty much ask themselves if they would rather have pettings and scritches interspersed with breif bits of violence, or if they’d rather be free. But see the section on pokeballs.
e. pokemon are powerfull enough to kill their trainers from a _distance_.
f. psychich pokemon. mind screw. ’nuff said.
Pokeballs (and badges): it’s not that these things completely brainwash pokemon. Pokemon have been repeatedly seen to willfully disobey, especially in the anime. But if I were a pokemon, I wouldn’t trust those red’n’white spheres. See…I suspect, but cannot prove, that pokeballs do a very mild bit of brainwashing…just enough to make a pokemon not want to kill the human at the first opportunity.
My point is, the discussion about pokemon training=?=pokemon abuse is rather dependent upon the details of those red and white spheres.
In the meantime, pokemon trainers could do with a short-term ninetale’s curse followed up by a greatball to the head. Getting turned into a pokemon would rather force them to think about, say, making sure all the pokemon they captured in the future were interested in having a trainer in the first place.

> *Originally posted by **[listle6](/forums/2/topics/303341?page=1#posts-6432505):***
>
> I don’t know what they’re trying to accomplish with that. Although there is a scene where people are eating cooked Magikarp in the first season (I think)
Must taste as good as how it fights.

> *Originally posted by **[CowFriend](/forums/2/topics/303341?page=1#posts-6432565):***
> > *Originally posted by **[listle6](/forums/2/topics/303341?page=1#posts-6432505):***
> >
> > I don’t know what they’re trying to accomplish with that. Although there is a scene where people are eating cooked Magikarp in the first season (I think)
>
> Must taste as good as how it fights.
There’s a later episode where that gets retconned…Team Rocket Trio and The Twerps discover that magikarp are mostly bone and scale. Matter of fact, Meowth breaks some teeth on one.

> *Originally posted by **[bjjdude](/forums/2/topics/303341?page=1#posts-6433577):***
>
> lol the cooking mama game is even more ridiculous
So Was There Ever (Un)Famous “Super Tanooki Skin 2D”
You Can Play It Here
[http://features.peta2.com/mario-kills-tanooki/](http://features.peta2.com/mario-kills-tanooki/)

> *Originally posted by **[tetrisman63](/forums/2/topics/303341?page=1#posts-6436706):***
> > *Originally posted by **[bjjdude](/forums/2/topics/303341?page=1#posts-6433577):***
> >
> > lol the cooking mama game is even more ridiculous
>
> So Was There Ever (Un)Famous “Super Tanooki Skin 2D”
>
> You Can Play It Here
> [http://features.peta2.com/mario-kills-tanooki/](http://features.peta2.com/mario-kills-tanooki/)
I love how the game is unplayable because the jump is too floaty