Gronk in high school is just like Gronk in the NFL: unfair. How do you match up with a guy who’s humongous, fast, and seemingly has that blue sticky tak from elementary school permanently attached to his hands? You don’t.

“Married to Ben Franklin” by Texas ZBT alumnus DCarr, like most of Lil Dicky’s work, falls into a budding genre: comedic rap. I love comedic rap. Any song that can make me laugh but that I also can’t get out of my head is a song that’s going to get multiple plays on my Spotify. More comedic rap, please.

The exchange occurred during Episode 3 of Behind The Dick, a series that gives a behind-the-scenes look at the life of everyone’s favorite comedic Jewish rapper.

Need to address this: there’s no way Harbaugh is serious about not knowing the words to the national anthem, right? That would be the most un-Harbaugh thing ever. He seemed to know them while onstage, so I’m forced to conclude he was kidding, or maybe just saying he’d be nervous while up there in front of everyone? C’mon, Jim.