Ten inchworm, ten inchworm
measuring that lady's hole
ten inchworm, ten inchworm
don't be too quick, don't go too far
it's time to do a new kind of dance
the first step is to take off your pants
grab your knees and greet the worm
those are the only moves to learn
ten inchworm, ten inchworm
use both hands and then take hold
ten inchworm, ten inchworm
arithmadick will get you far
two plus two is four
four plus one is five
five plus five is ten inches
rammin' up inside of you