You shouldn't even need to ask who this hunk is, but just in case you've been living under a rock for the last few years, meet Trystan Bull, our MOST popular guy EVER.

As with most early 20somethings, Trystan likes to party. The other morning we burst into his apartment at noon and caught him still sleeping. After calling his cell phone to wake his lazy ass up, Trystan realized he had a morning wood. After hinting that he should empty his nut for us, we're proud to show off Mr. Trystan Bull to our loving fans once again.