Sport

Sport

The man the world knows simply as 'The Greatest' more than earned that title. A sporting genius and a moral inspiration, not even his confused views about race can taint the charm, courage and sheer humanity of Muhammad Ali

Being a footballer can be hard sometimes. Really hard. Not least when you're at a club earning tens of thousands of pounds each week for not playing football - possibly a club in London, which is the best city to get paid to not play football in - and you're unceremoniously shipped off to a club that not only expects you to play football, but where West Hampstead Nandos don't even deliver. Mate!

Golf: a game invented by the Scots to prove to the world what the English are really like. It seems almost unnecessary, de trop, to have to list all that is repellent about golf. It's like having to explain why eating people is wrong. But let's do it anyway. Actually, let's compare golf to cannibalism...

"On the whole, trying to talk to
Bob Dylan is a bit like trying to talk to Jesus, with the
important difference that prayer won't help you. And, as with
Jesus, we each have our own personal relationship with Bob."
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