CBS has announced the cast for Season 20 of The Amazing Race. Yes, Season 20. We don't really understand how that happened, either. But the Emmy-winning reality competition is showing no signs of slowing down, with eleven new pairs of globe-trotting adventurers primed for another season of bickering, zip-lining, and eating really gross foods in such exotic locales as Paraguay and Azerbaijan. (Neither of which, we're informed, is currently an occupied war zone. So phew!) So let's be good reality TV fans and size up the new batch of competitors based on their physical appearance and whatever basic biographical information we can find on the Amazing Race website.

Assessment: These guys are their own cheesy cop show, a hybrid of CHIPS and Baywatch that sees them driving ATVs around the Southern California coastline and arresting drug smugglers. They have seen hard action, folks. TAR should be a cakewalk. (Famous last words.)

Assessment: This is a solider returned safely from the Iraq War and his wife. Brown refers to something about the "reintegration process" being "a bit trying," but we wish these two the best, and basically if you don't root for them, you hate America.