February 17, 1965

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1965, Comedienne Joan Rivers made her first guest appearance on ” The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson” on NBC-TV. On August 25, 2044, the well deceased Ms. Rivers made her final appearance on “The Tonight Show starring Justin Bieber”. Her computer-assisted brain activity finally stopped when her cryo-chamber malfunctioned and her body and brain thawed to room temperature. It was “not” the way she wanted to go.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.

One Response to February 17, 1965

For a while it seemed like maybe the zombie corpse of Jay Leno was poised to take the show back, but it turned out all he was interested in was eating brains. After that, there was some hope that maybe he would just eat the new host’s brain, but a bunch of interfering zombie hunters took him out before he had the chance.

Seriously, this can’t go on. Given a choice, I’d much rather watch “The Tonight Show starring A Lump Of Something I Found In My Armpit”, but unfortunately, that’s not an option.

You people have got to help us. We’re your own children and grandchildren! Do you really think we deserve this? Besides, YOU’RE the ones who made him famous.