I had a busy day of mocking Beyonce fans in the Guardian comments section, spouting Better Off Dead quotes, and laughing at local government/media incompetence. Plus I went ahead and got the plywood up on the two big -ass north-facing windows just in case.

Stories for Ways and Means is a new book that features original “grown up” children’s story collaborations by some of this era’s most compelling storytellers from the worlds of music and contemporary art.