Bill Belichick -- Yes, he has three Super Bowl titles. But the biggest complaint is that he whined about the Reliant Stadium turf after the Texans' win in 2009 after Wes Welker blew out his ACL. Hey, Hoodie, it could have happened anywhere. Loser. And then his Patriots burst the Texans' 2012 Super Bowl bubble, handing Houston a 41-28 loss in the divisional round. less

Bill Belichick -- Yes, he has three Super Bowl titles. But the biggest complaint is that he whined about the Reliant Stadium turf after the Texans' win in 2009 after Wes Welker blew out his ACL. Hey, Hoodie, ... more

Larry Bird -- Not for who he was but for what he did to us. His Celtics beat the Rockets in two NBA Finals in the 1980s.

Larry Bird -- Not for who he was but for what he did to us. His Celtics beat the Rockets in two NBA Finals in the 1980s.

Photo: Steve Campbell, Houston Chronicle

Larry Bird -- Not for who he was but for what he did to us. His... Photo-5180427.70106 - Houston Chronicle

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Carlos Beltran -- After tying a major-league record with eight homers for the Astros in the 2004 playoffs, Beltran bolted for New York. Money talks . . . and, in his case, BS walks. He wound up taking the Mets nowhere. And now he plays for the Cardinals, another Houston favorite. less

Carlos Beltran -- After tying a major-league record with eight homers for the Astros in the 2004 playoffs, Beltran bolted for New York. Money talks . . . and, in his case, BS walks. He wound up taking the Mets ... more

Carlos Boozer -- Became a nightmare for the Rockets in the 2007 NBA playoffs. Scored 41 points in Game 2 of the first-round series and had 35 points and 14 rebounds in the Game 7 Jazz victory. A pox on you, too, Carlos! less

Carlos Boozer -- Became a nightmare for the Rockets in the 2007 NBA playoffs. Scored 41 points in Game 2 of the first-round series and had 35 points and 14 rebounds in the Game 7 Jazz victory. A pox on you, ... more

Photo: Nick De La Torre, Houston Chronicle

Carlos Boozer -- Became a nightmare for the Rockets in the 2007... Photo-5180429.70106 - Houston Chronicle

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Tom Brady --"Tom Terrific" was a little too terrific against the Texans during the 2012 season for our taste. In two meetings (both Patriots wins), he passed for a combined 640 yards and seven touchdowns.

Tom Brady --"Tom Terrific" was a little too terrific against the Texans during the 2012 season for our taste. In two meetings (both Patriots wins), he passed for a combined 640 yards and seven touchdowns.

Fred Brocklander -- Craig Reynolds (above) was safe, you myopic moron! Everybody at Shea Stadium knew it. Well, except Brocklander, who called him out. It cost the Astros a run in NLCS Game 5, which would be lost 2-1 in 12 innings and, soon thereafter, there went the series. Booooooooooooooooooo! less

Fred Brocklander -- Craig Reynolds (above) was safe, you myopic moron! Everybody at Shea Stadium knew it. Well, except Brocklander, who called him out. It cost the Astros a run in NLCS Game 5, which would be ... more

Kevin Brown -- He put a hurt on the Astros in the 1999 playoffs, and he was an all-around jerk to boot.

Kevin Brown -- He put a hurt on the Astros in the 1999 playoffs, and he was an all-around jerk to boot.

Photo: Brett Coomer, Houston Chronicle

Kevin Brown -- He put a hurt on the Astros in the 1999 playoffs,... Photo-5180433.70106 - Houston Chronicle

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Kobe Bryant -- Kobe has helped the Lakers eliminate the Rockets three times in his career, most recently in that seven-game series in 2009, when he went off for 40 in Game 2. Yeah, you got game, Kobe. But take it somewhere else. less

Kobe Bryant -- Kobe has helped the Lakers eliminate the Rockets three times in his career, most recently in that seven-game series in 2009, when he went off for 40 in Game 2. Yeah, you got game, Kobe. But take ... more

David Carr -- Nice kid really, but in way over his head here, and now we hate him for his Super Bowl ring, which he didn’t earn – and never would have come close to winning here.

David Carr -- Nice kid really, but in way over his head here, and now we hate him for his Super Bowl ring, which he didn’t earn – and never would have come close to winning here.

Photo: James Nielsen, Houston Chronicle

David Carr -- Nice kid really, but in way over his head here, and... Photo-5180436.70106 - Houston Chronicle

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Bill Cartwright -- One of his bony elbows caught Hakeem Olajuwon in the eye in 1991, shelving him for 25 games. "He's an awkward player," Olajuwon said, being kind. No, Dream, he was a klutz, a clumsy ox.

Bill Cartwright -- One of his bony elbows caught Hakeem Olajuwon in the eye in 1991, shelving him for 25 games. "He's an awkward player," Olajuwon said, being kind. No, Dream, he was a klutz, a clumsy ox.

Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders -- Houston hates Dallas. And especially the Cowboys. The cheerleaders are the most recognized symbol of the Cowboys. Do like those boots, though. And the hair. My God, the hair.

Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders -- Houston hates Dallas. And especially the Cowboys. The cheerleaders are the most recognized symbol of the Cowboys. Do like those boots, though. And the hair. My God, the hair.

Al Davis -- His Raiders knocked the Oilers out of the playoffs three times. And he suckered Bum Phillips into taking Kenny Stabler, Dave Casper and Jack Tatum when they were so far over the hill they couldn’t even see it. less

Al Davis -- His Raiders knocked the Oilers out of the playoffs three times. And he suckered Bum Phillips into taking Kenny Stabler, Dave Casper and Jack Tatum when they were so far over the hill they couldn’t ... more

Photo: Otto Greule Jr, Getty

Al Davis -- His Raiders knocked the Oilers out of the playoffs... Photo-5180441.70106 - Houston Chronicle

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Lenny Dykstra -- The little hustler – both types, by the way – has been stealing for years. His game-winning two-run homer in the bottom of the ninth against off Dave Smith pilfered a victory for the Mets in Game 3 of the 1986 NLCS. less

Lenny Dykstra -- The little hustler – both types, by the way – has been stealing for years. His game-winning two-run homer in the bottom of the ninth against off Dave Smith pilfered a victory for the Mets ... more

Jerry Glanville -- The man in black, a.k.a Elvis, a.k.a. Mr. Cheap Shot. He behaved like a clown as the Oilers coach but still got hired in Atlanta after he got fired here. Remember how he gloated when he beat Jack Pardee in the Falcons-Oilers opener in 1990? Bad news, this guy. less

Jerry Glanville -- The man in black, a.k.a Elvis, a.k.a. Mr. Cheap Shot. He behaved like a clown as the Oilers coach but still got hired in Atlanta after he got fired here. Remember how he gloated when he beat ... more

Keith Hernandez (left) -- He was a Met and a Cardinal. Nothing else needs to be said.

Keith Hernandez (left) -- He was a Met and a Cardinal. Nothing else needs to be said.

Photo: Peter Morgan, Associated Press

Keith Hernandez (left) -- He was a Met and a Cardinal. Nothing... Photo-5180448.70106 - Houston Chronicle

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Richie Incognito --The dirty Dolphins offensive lineman baited Antonio Smith into an altercation that forced the Texans defensive lineman to sit out the 2013 season opener due to suspension. Meanwhile, Incognito got off scott-free. less

Richie Incognito --The dirty Dolphins offensive lineman baited Antonio Smith into an altercation that forced the Texans defensive lineman to sit out the 2013 season opener due to suspension. Meanwhile, ... more

Jerry Jones -- Because he’s the Cowboys’ owner, it’s our sworn duty to hate him. So what if he fought for Bob McNair getting a seat at the NFL’s table and so what if he made Wade Phillips available to the Texans. Thanks, Jerry! less

Jerry Jones -- Because he’s the Cowboys’ owner, it’s our sworn duty to hate him. So what if he fought for Bob McNair getting a seat at the NFL’s table and so what if he made Wade Phillips available to ... more

Tracy McGrady --The superstar scorer was never able to lead the Rockets -- or any team for that matter -- past the first round of the playoffs. Then during the 2008-09 season, he opted to get microfracture surgery at the trade deadline, throwing a monkey wrench in the Rockets' plans to move him. They traded him a year later to the Knicks. T-Mac retired from the NBA on Aug. 26, 2013. He left Houston and the league with some good memories but he was more known for his disappointments. less

Tracy McGrady --The superstar scorer was never able to lead the Rockets -- or any team for that matter -- past the first round of the playoffs. Then during the 2008-09 season, he opted to get microfracture ... more

Photo: James Nielsen, Chronicle

Tracy McGrady -- The superstar scorer was never able to lead the... Photo-5180455.70106 - Houston Chronicle

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John McMullen -- Former Astros owner should have played opposite Walter Mathau in Grumpy Old Men.

John McMullen -- Former Astros owner should have played opposite Walter Mathau in Grumpy Old Men.

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Joe Montana --"Joe Cool" was a little too cool in the clutch to our liking. Not only did he engineer a Notre Dame comeback against the Coogs in the 1979 Cotton Bowl, but he also ruined the Oilers' best shot at a Super Bowl, leading the Chiefs to a 28-20 win in the final NFL postseason game (1994) ever played in the Astrodome. less

Joe Montana --"Joe Cool" was a little too cool in the clutch to our liking. Not only did he engineer a Notre Dame comeback against the Coogs in the 1979 Cotton Bowl, but he also ruined the Oilers' best shot at ... more

Russell Westbrook --The Thunder All-Star point guard suffered a season-ending injury in Game 2 of the 2013 first round playoff series with the Rockets after Patrick Beverley attempted to steal the ball from Westbrook as he dribbled past halfcourt and was about to call timeout. The two guards banged legs on the play and Westbrook slammed the scorer's table in disgust and then glared at the Rockets bench. What nerve this guy has considering he attempted the same "bush league" move on Jeremy Lin earlier in the season. less

Russell Westbrook --The Thunder All-Star point guard suffered a season-ending injury in Game 2 of the 2013 first round playoff series with the Rockets after Patrick Beverley attempted to steal the ball from ... more

Royce White -- The Rockets used a first-round pick on this talented but troubled forward in 2012. Due to his anxiety issues and his disagreements with the team over how to best deal with them while playing in the NBA, White didn't appear in a Rockets' game during the 2012-13 season. The Rockets traded him to the 76ers in July 2013. less

Royce White -- The Rockets used a first-round pick on this talented but troubled forward in 2012. Due to his anxiety issues and his disagreements with the team over how to best deal with them while playing in ... more