The grocery stores by my home will refuse to sell anyone under 21 more than one dozen eggs or a 4-pack of toilet paper the week leading up to Halloween. I'll see maybe two homes in a 3-mile radius that have been TPed or egged. Leaves the police to respond to important calls.

Kalashinator:The grocery stores by my home will refuse to sell anyone under 21 more than one dozen eggs or a 4-pack of toilet paper the week leading up to Halloween. I'll see maybe two homes in a 3-mile radius that have been TPed or egged. Leaves the police to respond to important calls.

What kind of an asshole calls the cops because their house has been TPed or egged?

Kalashinator:The grocery stores by my home will refuse to sell anyone under 21 more than one dozen eggs or a 4-pack of toilet paper the week leading up to Halloween. I'll see maybe two homes in a 3-mile radius that have been TPed or egged. Leaves the police to respond to important calls.

That's fine.

When it's the po-leese interfering with legitimate business, I have a problem.

aimtastic:Kalashinator: The grocery stores by my home will refuse to sell anyone under 21 more than one dozen eggs or a 4-pack of toilet paper the week leading up to Halloween. I'll see maybe two homes in a 3-mile radius that have been TPed or egged. Leaves the police to respond to important calls.

What kind of an asshole calls the cops because their house has been TPed or egged?

adm_crunch:Somehow I have no sympathy for these poor little vandals. fark them.

This is ok because it is small town kids. When kids assert their rights the only acceptable response is "isn't that precious?" and smugly reaffirm your own adult wisdom and sophistication. So what that what we did is illegal? those "people" are stupid, Fark em.

Vandals have NO SKILLZ at anything. They destroy stuff because they can't do anything productive because they just don't have the brain power to do it. So it's either destroy stuff or watch the grass grow.

In other news, this is a discrimination or harassment case just waiting to happen.

aimtastic:Kalashinator: The grocery stores by my home will refuse to sell anyone under 21 more than one dozen eggs or a 4-pack of toilet paper the week leading up to Halloween. I'll see maybe two homes in a 3-mile radius that have been TPed or egged. Leaves the police to respond to important calls.

What kind of an asshole calls the cops because their house has been TPed or egged?

Shoot someone for TPing your lawn? Really. I guess some people don't really need an excuse.

The boy who lived next door to me for years used to TP my lawn every year. I knew it was him and his friends, but I never said a word about it. Actually, the did an awesome job of it. I had to admire it.

SevenizGud:Vandals have NO SKILLZ at anything. They destroy stuff because they can't do anything productive because they just don't have the brain power to do it. So it's either destroy stuff or watch the grass grow.

In other news, this is a discrimination or harassment case just waiting to happen.

No id say copycat vandals have no skills. Its all tp spraypaint and eggs. Lets have some creativity in our vandalism.Dump a bucket of beet juice on a wood porch see if it stains pink.Change everyones address tags/mailboxes on a street.Change everyones roadside bulbs to orange.Someone you wanna get? Look at the house and think of something new ffs.//prolly a good thing im not a kid anymore

JackieRabbit:Shoot someone for TPing your lawn? Really. I guess some people don't really need an excuse.

The boy who lived next door to me for years used to TP my lawn every year. I knew it was him and his friends, but I never said a word about it. Actually, the did an awesome job of it. I had to admire it.

i always admired that rare perfectly FORKED lawn. i mean there would be 1 or 2 lawns in my town that would look like a replica of arlington national cemetary done in plastic white forks. THAT is some skillful vandalism!

See, when I was a kid, I did it right. TP is for rank amatures. I would open up old VHS tapes and pull out the tape spool. There is a lot of tape on those things. The spool spins freely in your hand to make it easy to run around and wrap things up. Plus it has a little weight to it, so it will really fly. The small size and weight also helps it to fall back down through tree limbs. And where mag tape really shines is that it is pretty much forever. You can't hose it out of your tree, and no matter how much it rains, it will still be there. Plus it isn't too strong, so if you try and pull it down, it will just snap.

No, my friend, if you have mag tape all over your house and in your trees, you've got a long day involving ladders, and pole trimmers. Meanwhile you house will glisten in the sun, like a beacon for douchebaggery everywhere.

/I was an asshole kid.//I'm still an asshole, but not nearly as much, and I've really cut down on the vandalism///Getting shot at will cure that right up.

The boy who lived next door to me for years used to TP my lawn every year. I knew it was him and his friends, but I never said a word about it. Actually, the did an awesome job of it. I had to admire it.

i always admired that rare perfectly FORKED lawn. i mean there would be 1 or 2 lawns in my town that would look like a replica of arlington national cemetary done in plastic white forks. THAT is some skillful vandalism!

One must be careful with forking. There are people with neurological or skeletal/muscular disorders that make retrieving all those forks problematic and even dangerous. TPing can be ignored, since rain will take care of it eventually.

My parents used to make us get permission before we TP'd a house. Oddly enough, a lot of parents will say yes if they know it's going to be the kid that has to go out and clean it up. So then my mom would take us all shopping for the supplies, escorted us down the street and showed us the proper way to wrap a bush. It was awesome... we were probably 12 or so.

Of course, they gave my target permission to return the favor, so I was lucky enough to clean up my own yard soon after. But that was kinda fun, too.

QT_3.14159:My parents used to make us get permission before we TP'd a house. Oddly enough, a lot of parents will say yes if they know it's going to be the kid that has to go out and clean it up. So then my mom would take us all shopping for the supplies, escorted us down the street and showed us the proper way to wrap a bush. It was awesome... we were probably 12 or so.

Of course, they gave my target permission to return the favor, so I was lucky enough to clean up my own yard soon after. But that was kinda fun, too.

THAT is parenting! love it! maybe this will happen when my kids are old enough

The boy who lived next door to me for years used to TP my lawn every year. I knew it was him and his friends, but I never said a word about it. Actually, the did an awesome job of it. I had to admire it.

i always admired that rare perfectly FORKED lawn. i mean there would be 1 or 2 lawns in my town that would look like a replica of arlington national cemetary done in plastic white forks. THAT is some skillful vandalism!

One must be careful with forking. There are people with neurological or skeletal/muscular disorders that make retrieving all those forks problematic and even dangerous. TPing can be ignored, since rain will take care of it eventually.

i wasn't exactly saying i condone it, but i admire the effort put forth

Kalashinator:The grocery stores by my home will refuse to sell anyone under 21 more than one dozen eggs or a 4-pack of toilet paper the week leading up to Halloween. I'll see maybe two homes in a 3-mile radius that have been TPed or egged. Leaves the police to respond to important calls.

Interesting. In my neck of the woods, it's no TP, eggs, flour, or spray paint to anyone under 18. Period.