Friday, July 8, 2011

Confession Session

Hello friends! Deep breath, it's Friday ... thank you sweet geezus. It's been a rough week and I'm in desperate need of a few days off. I feel that some blog therapy is in order, so a confession session it is.

Forgive me blog world for I have sinned ...

I confess that I am not adventurous at all when it comes to trying new food and drinks. However, last night the waitress convinced me to try the "Guava Gimlet", which was an elixcer of sobieski vodka, lime juice, simple syrup, guava puree and pineapple juice. Two thumbs up and the perfect drink for a hot summer day. I should try new things more often. Maybe.﻿﻿﻿

The Guava Gimlet aka heaven in my mouth.

﻿﻿﻿I confess that I want to move to the UK and become a Gypsy so I can have my very own Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. Have y'all seen this show on TLC? One word: amazing. If having neon green and blue bridesmaid dresses at your wedding is wrong, then I don't want to be right:

﻿I confess that I use my car as a second closet. My mother's reaction upon seeing the contents of my trunk was and I quote, "You have more shoes in your car than most people have in their closet. That's not normal." It's not normal to have 13 pairs of shoes in your car? I don't see what the problem is here.

I confess that although I'm a bargain shopper, I hate the smell of Goodwill and it literally makes my stomach hurt. The only thing I've ever purchased there were movies for my nephew. They have quite the collection of old school Disney VHS for only a $1 a movie. I know what you are thinking .... yes, I still watch VHS. Please be kind, rewind.

I confess I'm going to an 80s Party tonight and I have absolutely no idea what I'm wearing. Where do I find 80s attire? I'm thinking of hitting up Plato's Closet (another smelly store that makes my stomach hurt). All I know is I wish the teasing queen PinkLouLou lived by me so she could poof this Bargain Blonde some 80s hair because when I attempt to tease, this is what happens:

All right my little bargainistas ... Don't be shy, what do you confess? I don't judge.

42 comments:

you're going to an 80's party?! how did i not know about this. we'll brainstorm some outfits. it's SUPER easy. :) and plato's is not the place to go. you might have to wear a gas mask and go to goodwill instead. or your closet...or wal-mart.

and i swear that thing sticking out of your drink looks like a piece of aloe.

Oh, and I think I'm going to move to the UK as well and become a gypsy too. It's not everyday you get invited to be someone's bridesmaid and wear such colorful dresses, right? I need this Big Fat Gypsy Wedding show in my life.

1. I love cucumber gimlet thingys. amaze. this one you speak of also sounds phenom. 2. Quit lying, we know you always shop at Goodwill, its your favorite place to get panties. 3. I WISH I could come do your hair for 80s night. 4. My big fat gypsy wedding- i have NO words, that show is WHACK and had me googling "what IS a gypsy" for two hours5. I am still not sure WHAT a gypsy is. Perhaps that is y our next post, please enlighten us all.

xoxo I need some entertaining emails from you today. it is going SLOOOOOW in this village.

A) that drink sounds delish, B) I can't do the whole goodwill thing because it's just way too disorganized and it's not worth my time to dig through all the crap in hopes of one good find. and C) make sure to take pictures of your hot 80s looks :)

I agree with Beth..def looks like a piece of aloe..thats what I thought it was at first and was like wtf is she drinking?? I haven't gotten a chance to see gypsy wedding show yet but I've been dying too..I'm sure its just as cray cray as I think it is!! ohh girlll you'll have to post some pics of your outfit you decide on! I've been to an 80's party and its tons of fun!! have a great weekend xo

Haha you always crack me up! So I don't get the whole gypsy thing...lol. Do they just roam around with no home? And why are they so little?! I saw the preview where one dude punches another dude and I freaked out and changed the channel!

P.S. I hate Olivia also. Damn I didn't even notice it was her until you commented. I was only looking at their clothes. Hate her but she does have style.

I love that show!! It's one of the weirdest shows I've ever seen and I can't stop watching it. Never in my life have I seen so many tacky, hideous dresses. I swear they get worse with each episode haha

You can not become a gypsy - they are born that way and besides they are nostly poor and live in travel trailers Probably spent all of their money on big poofy, neon dresses. Thier husbands also tell them what to do. As your mom I know it would not fit your life style.

I am confused? I thought your ambition was to have a daughter and be on Toddlers and Tiaras

I just saw the gypsy wedding for the first time ever while i was on the treadmill at the gym! it was really sad bc the bride's reception venue kept cancelling. I didnt know anyoen else liked that show until i read this post - lol

right now i confess i can smell myself. because im not showered of course....and i have one hour until boyfriend comes home and gets to smell me too. however, i have a feeling im not gonna move toward the shower, but ill probably eat more instead so i can be both FAT AND SMELLY.

i also confess that i cried because i miss sunshine the other day. i haven't even been here one week...

and i confess that when it was raining really hard and my dog had to go pee, i put him in the shower hoping he'd go there so i didnt have to go outside. it didnt work. he didnt wanna pee in the shower...so i got wet instead.

hope you're having a good start to the week and i hope you have a GOOD week at work...all smiles girl!