Thursday

The devout bi-borough boutique's new LES outfit brings you Steven Alan-style shirts and a wall of
carefully selected gear, including coats from Hyden Yoo and west-coast denim from Kanvis. If you need extra
enticement, they're kicking off with a champagne-fueled opening party to welcome the neighborhood...and
anyone else who might be passing by.

Friday

The venerable auction house is giving priceless historical artifacts a rest and turning their attention to
furniture and wall fodder, which means this is your chance to outfit your place with an old-world oil
painting, mahogany screen or brass-lined French cabinet. Or, if you get paddle-happy, all three.

Saturday

Apparently the Deitch Art Parade loves John Hughes
as much as the rest of us. One of the parade's floats will be a re-creation of the "Danke
Schoen" scene from Ferris Bueller. Just dress up as Cameron, brush up on your Wayne Newton, and get
ready for a streetside singalong. But, you know, for art.

411:Arrive before
4pm, Sept 6, W. Broadway at W. Houston St

Saturday

The well-cultured scenesters are clearing house with 60 percent off pieces from
Rag & Bone, Raf Simons and Adam Kimmel, along with the usual in-house goodies. Sadly, the
music selections are still full price...but the Kinks don't come cheap.

Monday

This beer-and-bacon pairing boasts Six Points Ale and five kinds of bacon (including one from the fine
purveyor you know as Oscar Mayer), all curated by the city's dedicated minister of meat, Josh
Ozersky, who will expound on proper marbling, texture and subtleties of the '98 Berkshire vintage.