Twelve New Messages

A string of voicemails from a guy who is literally experiencing the Twelve Days of Christmas, and all its completely ludicrous presents.

Performed at London’s Hen And Chickens Theatre as part of Velvet Trumpet’s Soggy Christmas on December 12, 2014; and at the Bread And Roses Theatre as part of West Avenue’s Christmas Monologues on December 21, 2014.