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Monday, April 04, 2011

It Makes Sense to Them

While grocery shopping with the family, George saw a grape on the floor that someone had stepped on and said, "that looks like a squished testicle. I wonder where that came from." Without even pausing, he answered his own question with, "I bet they fell out of someone's purse." Jules and Bear make note: if you're going to routinely say that a certain friend's wife carries his balls around in her purse, be prepared for George to interpret that at will.