Michigan Man Arrested for Chasing Seagulls Naked

DING DING if you answered 'True.' That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this story and 9&10 News reports that the 22-year-old Ann Arbor man was indeed on LSD when the incident occurred Sunday afternoon at Petoskey State Park.

Cops were called around 3:00 p.m. in regards to a man who was running around the beach, fully nude, and chasing seagulls. Shortly thereafter, the man dove into the asphalt of the parking lot and injured himself. Petoskey News says that the man dove into the concrete as if he was diving into a pool.

When officers arrived to try and arrest the naked man, he began screaming and threatened the cops. As if having his junk hanging out wasn't threatening enough. They eventually contained the situation and took the man to the hospital to be treated for his injuries. Cops found out that the seagull-streaker had taken LSD earlier in the day.

He is now facing charges for indecent exposure and threatening officers.

Kids - do we need ANOTHER reminder that this is just one of the many reasons why we DON'T do drugs?!