However, there were a few bright fishing moments. Gary had, for three
consecutive years, carried a frying pan and seasonings in hopes of a
trout supper. This year, he did actually bring back to camp two trout
who, if they stood on their tip-toes, were of legal size, and thus,
were destined for the frying pan. However, he paid a high price for
his fishing that day. His wife had given him a very nice camera. He
had hoped to use it to provide proof to his fellow Weenie Men that
he had actually caught as many trout as claimed around the
campfire. As he bent over to retrieve his supper trout, the camera
slipped from his pocket into the stream. Although he managed to
retrieve it, it gasped the last snap, crackle, pop of its short life
when Gary turned it on before allowing it to dry out.

As Rob and I had crossed Fontana, our boat driver told us of a
secret fishing spot. I'm not sure if he was actually doing us a
favor, or was just trying to keep us away from his real favorite
spots. In any event, Rob and I closely guarded this secret from
our fellow Weenie Men, and walked miles to the spot the following
day. There, far back in the woods, after a difficult, trail-less
hike, I managed to haul in a nice rainbow. Eventually, I believe
everyone on the trip caught at least one fish.

Fred lands a fine rainbow.

The following day, Michael was scheduled to hike back to civilization.
(It should be duly noted that this was the first instance of a Weenie
Man leaving camp early for the love of a woman. Even though he was
departing to celebrate his first anniversary with his new girlfriend,
he was, none the less, subjected to massive amounts of abuse from
his fellow Weenie Men.) As I watched him hobble around camp preparing
for his departure, I decided that it might be wise if I accompanied
him on his hike. I really wasn't sure if his badly damaged feet
could transport him all the way back to the lake.

Michael finally bade his fellow Weenie Men farewell, was subjected
to some last-minute ridicule, and then set off toward the lake. It
was a long hike. After a few miles, ready to take over Michael's
heavy pack, I ask how his feet were faring. He replied he was doing
a Zen thing, and that he didn't even have feet. He was floating down
the trail. Judging by the look of concentration on his face, he may
well have been telling the truth. We just kept walking and talking,
walking and talking. Michael talked of looking forward to seeing his
girlfriend Lois, of missing his children, and of the pain of earlier
trips, knowing he was about to spend his last Christmas as a complete
family. Michael had always been one hell of a family man, and a great,
albeit stern, father. His kids were everything to him, and it was
difficult adjusting to not seeing them at the end of every day. We
just kept walking and talking - brother Weenie Man talk.

Eventually, we made it all the way down to the lake. Michael never
once complained of the pain, and never accepted my offers to carry
his pack. We shook hands, and I turned around to make the long hike
back to camp.

It's always strange walking alone for mile after mile in the woods. On
all of the Weenie Men trips, I would always set aside one day for
nothing but walking. After a few miles on this walk, I heard a
muffled splash from the stream. At first, I thought it was a trout.
Then, through the brush, I could see that it was an otter playing
in the stream. This is an extremely rare sight, and I felt privileged
to be a spectator. I pulled my camera from my day pack and started
slowly sneaking toward the stream for a photo. As I was crouching down
to get a good angle for the photograph, I heard a low, rumbling,
buzzing sound. I looked between my feet to discover a huge yellow
jacket nest, covered with hundreds of bees. Needless to say, I never
got my prized photo. I had many miles to think about how things could
have turned out had I crouched just a little bit lower.

That night, the Weenie Men had to build a campfire without the
assistance of the Fire Master. We did manage to get one going, and
we all had a great time talking about what a milquetoasty, wimp Michael
was for going home. Weenie Men can be pretty tough talkers when
the subject of their tirade is not around to defend themselves.

The following morning, the remaining Weenie Men broke camp and we
all hiked back toward the lake. Our boat driver, as usual, showed
up right on time. Gary, as usual, showed up late. As our boat
bounced across Fontana Lake, all of the Weenie Men looked a little
sad to be leaving our beautiful Hazel Creek.

But, it sure was nice knowing we wouldn't have to "climb the hill"
in the morning.