A priest walks into a bar and asks the first man he meets, â€œDo you want to go to Heaven?â€ The man says he does, so the priest tells him, â€œGo stand over there.â€ The priest asks a second man, â€œDo you want to go to Heaven?â€ â€œSure,â€ he responds. â€œOk, go stand over there.â€ Then the priest walks up to a third man. â€œDo you want to go to Heaven?â€ â€œNo, Father.â€ â€œYou mean when you die you donâ€™t want to go to Heaven?â€ â€œOh, when I die. I thought you were getting a group together to go now.â€

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A son regaled his father with stories of how they do things in the modern air force. The father, being an old air force man himself, scoffed at the complicated methods. â€œYeah,but dad, when you were in the air force, there were only two pilots — Wilbur and Orville.â€