I believe we could even achieve world peace with this method. Well if we eliminated a few things first, like religion.

Would need to get some sort of like celebrity superband together for a theme song too, like Bono, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Cher, Eric Clapton etc. Call the song "Work the Shaft" or "Oh baby! (It's in your hair)"

Would need to get some sort of like celebrity superband together for a theme song too, like Bono, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Cher, Eric Clapton etc. Call the song "Work the Shaft" or "Oh baby! (It's in your hair)"

problem being that courtney love would want to get involved. that could fuck up the entire thing right there

On second thought, the idea of Courtney Love promoting blowjobs in general makes the idea a bit sickening. Should just re-purpose her involvement into some sort of total abstinence campaign. She can just smile and show her vagina to the crowds and turn everyone celibate. Her snizz is probably more polluted than the Old River in Cleveland.

I disagree, foreign influence especially Charities are hurting African Nations more then they help. The large Government Aid from various nations that is tossed around like candy, it could at best be described as bribery to bolster trade and relations, rather then actually boost growth and foreign aid has been used to fund Dictators, Rebellions with pro Western, USSR view points, rather then help.
It also has been shown to hurt local Economies. All foreign Aid done is make African countries more dept laden, scare away foreign investors, and make local currency inflation prone.

The Loans that are given out, do not help either. According to Economist Dambisa Moyo. due to foreign aid the GDP in some countries has shrunk or stayed the same over 30 years.
The "generous" loans given by the IMF have been nothing but trouble. 42 of Africas poorest nations had to reduce health care spending by up to 50% to be able to make payments on time.
In a 2005 report called "Aid Will Not Lift Growth in Africa." by the IMF even states Aid is not helping.
The large amount of Aid is also just promoting corruption. Mobutu Sese Seko for example stole Millions from charities.

In short given Medical Aid, Food, etc etc Aid is fine in case of Disasters. However the sport of throwing money at Africa helps about as much as a hang nail.

This is basic stuff, and true, not to mention a lot of these people have religious backgrounds and traditions that do promote familys and reproduction. It's kind of silly to expect half of africa to stop reproducing because there might be a famine or war some day.

You realise creating fire takes resources in itself right, the poorest and most needy don't have a stove in their kitchen they can just turn on, or a kettle

Even the poorest people can make fire, tribesmen in the deepest jungles that have near no contact with the outside world can make it.

I'm quite impressed that Children in Need banned Jimmy Savile's involvement in their work because of their suspicions of his behaviour. Although it does beg the question who else knew what he was getting up to when such a prominent charity takes such a stance.