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Now this couple is interesting enough for a Bloggingheads conversation. Hand models insure their hands. Foot models must insure feet also. This lady has to work hard to pay all the premiums. I wonder what her husband was most attracted to: her mind...or feet...or hands? The whole package sounds better.

if you strip away the model marries doorman aspect, it just sounds like she doesn't get along with her neighbors. That's a common story in NYC -- or anywhere. "Kudos" to the Daily News for finding an interesting (?) spin on the old problem of what to do when neighbors don't like each other.

Had to google Heidi Klum. I was thinking of Heidi Fleiss, which didn’t make much sense. Neither did the Upstairs/Downstairs thing in the article, but I can be dense at times. In any event – now that I know the score -- I’m wondering how much Ms. Ambers would charge for a photograph of her high-class feet and hands stroking my dick.

Mrs. Bissage used to keep me in line with nothing more than a scowl and her trusty Felco #2.

But nowadays, ever since my unfortunate series of experiments involving Bissage’s Pride® Homemade Penis Ointment, she has taken it upon herself to acquire one of these and now she need not even so much as scowl.

The thing that gets me is that it's the service workers who are giving this couple tsuris. It's not the other richies in the building, it's the proles that can't stand it that one of theirs made out like a bandit.

The thing that gets me is that it's the service workers who are giving this couple tsuris. It's not the other richies in the building, it's the proles that can't stand it that one of theirs made out like a bandit.

Would it really bother them if he made out like a bandit somewhere else? What's probably most galling is that they now have to wait on him -- hold open his doors, hail his taxis, hold his packages -- even if they used to be his boss.

That said, it's true that it's common to whine about others "putting on airs," and getting "above one's station" and so on. Everyone hates social climbers.

Non-New Yorkers are apt to be overly impressed by the concept of a doorman. Doormen in NYC came to pass not as a luxury but as a security measure. New Yorkers have doormen instead of space and light. Dr. Nasan's apartment would rent for $3000 per month in NY and be considered a terrific bargain.....She's a foot model. I don't think that's where the big bucks in modelling lie. Who is the Heidi Klum of tit models? I bet she has an apartment with a spare bedroom and a walk-in shoe closet.

What is it about Mexican service workers? The wife of a prominent local businessman (cofounder of a major energy company) started cheating with an illiterate Mexican car wash guy and left her hubby for him.