Chinese “exorcist” convinces client to have sex with him to remove evil spirit residing in her vagina

It sounds like something you’d only ever find in movie script penned by a misguided teen with an occult fetish, but a man in Guangdong, China was arrested earlier this month after convincing a woman that the reason her love life was on the rocks was due to the evil spirit inhabiting her fouff.

And would you believe she actually fell for it?

The tragically gullible woman from the Guangzhou City is believed to have approached purported exorcist and counsellor Huang Jian Jun seeking relationship advice after falling for a co-worker but struggling to catch his eye.

At some point last month, Huang escorted the woman to a hotel where he instructed her to remove all of her clothes and lie on the bed. He then apparently told her:

“The evil spirit residing within your vagina is hindering your love life. There is no other option but for me to drive the spirit away with my penis. I have never had sex before, but for the sake of performing this exorcism, I offer up my virginity.”

Quite how he kept a straight face while uttering such cringe-worthy lines we have no idea, but the woman actually fell for the shamefully cheap tactics and had intercourse with him. It was only afterwards when Huang wrote out a bill for some 20,000 Yuan (US$3,200) that she smelled a rat and went to the authorities.

When police questioned Huang, he protested, maintaining: “Being a sufferer of diabetes, I have long since lost the ability to maintain an erection.”

No word yet as to whether the woman has managed to bag the man of her dreams now that the exorcism is complete. Though perhaps panty ghosts always hang around until after the bill has been settled?