The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.24.12

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly because Fawaz Gruosi has upped his game considerably since his last purchasedate. We’ve also got a few shots from the Men In Black III New York premiere, because how adorable is the smarmy dickface of a 13-year-old whose net worth is more than your entire family tree’s? And finally, in every picture like this there’s always a Bono keeping the absolute farthest possible distance between himself and the less fortunate people he pretends to care about.