ha. I'm still sad and upset over my girlfriend breaking up with me. While i have many others to take her place, it still upsets me. Plus I have dreams about her and everything, too.

I just really want her back, and I know she still has feelings for me. She was supposed to call me tonight, but she's at her friend's house, and probably forgot. Which kinda hurts : /

I dunno man. I'm not sure if its because I miss her, or i miss the parts of her that feel amazing when wrapped around my dick.

: /

Moose... this isn't the place for your heart-rending sadness and social ineptitude.
This is a place for posturing, trolling and the promise of what may never be.
Oh, actually, maybe it is a place for moosey sadface to get all the blue out.

Seriously, you'll get women one day, and then you won't have to make excuses for how you feel, or disingenuously make it about sex.

Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

I'm just awfully sick of every chick being a lying whore. Perhaps its a teenage thing, but goddamn, i've never met a girl who was actually worth the time it took to get in her pants.

Goddamnit, I'm going to be bitter and misogynistic when i'm as old as the rest of you fucks, aren't I?

You do recall the time you were about to hook up with a psycho chick in Gettysburg while still dating said ex, right? You're not allowed to be bitter about your significant other being a lying, cheating whore too.

You do recall the time you were about to hook up with a psycho chick in Gettysburg while still dating said ex, right? You're not allowed to be bitter about your significant other being a lying, cheating whore too.

I do. I also recall me dating 3 other girls at the same time, but it still upsets me that she lied to me.

The whore part? Is a bit exaggerated. But liar just doesn't sound nearly as good as lying whore.