The Amazing Spider-Man star must be stuck in a job-sharing situation between two very different stylists. How else to explain all the flip-flopping between elegant outfits (Moscow, London and Paris) and the truly awkward getups (Tokyo, Seoul and now Madrid)?

No disrespect to Dolce & Gabbana, Van Cleef & Arpels or Christian Louboutin, who provided today's ensemble, but there's no way this misguided fashion moment deserves to make it into the press tour scrapbook.