" When a miner doesn't quit EVE, it's because our Agents retained his subscription. When a miner does quit EVE, it's because our Agents helped him get his life back on track. Our Agents are fine people."

I went to gofuckyoursisterinlaw.org, hoping it was a real website, perhaps an organization of some kind that I might join. Alas, I found naught, but I think perhaps I should register the domain and sell it in Jita.