Failure Swift Gets Kicked Out Of Warwick’s Kent Hospital For Faking Sickness, Posts Facebook Video Whining In Lobby, Tries To Get National News Attention Despite Long History Of GoFundMes

This is Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi and her husband “Metro” of Warwick, AKA War-wack.

For years KC Hill has tried to convince people that she is a famous singer with a record deal. Here’s some of her greatest hits, which I promise are totally NOT cringeworthy.

Shockingly Smelly Fertado’s singing career did not go as planned, so she and Metro started some business ventures, including forming a Jazz duo and a line of beauty products called His and Her Secrets. Basically it sounds like every pyramid scheme pitch ever.

Failure Swift also claims to have “celebrities” marketing her products.

Oh, and she may or may not teach yoga now as well.

Sounds legit.

As you can see from her 5 million videos, she is perfectly stable:

After her singing career bottomed out she suddenly became “sick,” and has had several GoFundMe’s to help her out so that her litter of crotch fruits and grand-crotch fruits are taken care of. She claims to be battling autoimmune diseases, “including 4 of the most deadly autoimmune diseases,” as well as Systemic Scleroderma & Systemic Lupus, and cancer. In this GFM from last year entitled, “kelp KC live for her children,” whoever made the page said that they were seeking holistic treatment, and that if she did not receive it she would likely die.

Fast forward to last week. Miranda Spambert went to Kent Hospital in Warwick after allegedly having a stroke. There she claimed a heartless doctor who didn’t know anything about autoimmune disease told her she needed to get a MRI to diagnose the problem, but Kat refused because she was in too much pain. Then the heartless, ignorant doctor kicked her out because she thought Kat was faking it. Shocking, I know. She seems so stable and believable.

After that they made her sit by herself in the lobby, she tried to call Metro at 2:30, he didn’t answer because he was sleeping, so she called the cops and they went and woke his ass up and brought him there at 5 AM. Here’s what happened next:

Oh for fuck’s sake. I mean, seriously? She sounds like the the stuttering kid in Billy Madison’s class. My niece can sell it better than that when she doesn’t wanna go to school.

Any rational person looks at this and realizes they’re dealing with a woman who probably isn’t all there. Nevertheless, it’s been shared hundreds of times as Failure Swift tries in vain to make this a national news story.

“Sue them basterds.”

Just a reminder – a guy named “Metro” and a woman who thinks she’s a famous singer are upset because they know more about autoimmune disease than a doctor. Or as she calls it, “automatic” disease.

I’d tend to side with the doctor, but that video WAS pretty convincing.

Call the news, and Attorney Richard N. Vulva!!

Shut down Kent Hospital!!

If you wanna do some good ol’ fashioned gawking, just check out some of the insanity on her Facebook page.

Here’s the best part – she’s using this traumatic incident at the hospital to sell more shit from her “business” that no one buys anything from.

Anyway, she’s really upset that her story hasn’t caught on as planned. Especially since she opens up her Facebook page and sees that the news is covering less important stories about Mack Sauce instead.

I fully expect Stevie Tricks to have a GFM out any day now. Either way, Uncle Turtleboy has asked me to invite her onto the Live Show this weekend if she’d like to tell her side of the story and/or promote her album. Because here at Turtleboy Sports it’s important that all voices are heard, no matter how cringeworthy you think they are.

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48 Comment(s)

This dimwit fraud won’t give up. She actually did a 30-minute post on her Facebook trying to convince everyone none of these post a true. Many times throughout the video besides her psycho freak I rolls she says how hard it is for her to talk with the pain but she managed to have a 30 minute video. She says she gets instant messages from hundreds of people supporting her. We all know that’s not true because she can’t get three people to support her look at her website look at her Facebook posting nobody supports her. Just a prove your not a liar screenshot 1% of the hundreds instant messages supporting you. the fact that you act the way you do now that you’ve been caught has driven me to look into your background even more. I found out 3 hours ago that you homeschool your two young children. Can’t wait to turn that information in to the authorities. With the evidence of you claiming you’re always in bed never able to move unable to talk and walk for the last 2 years and your idiot husband working all the time who’s teaching your precious little kids. The next knock you here on the door will be the knock you wished you never received. I’m sure when they take your kids they will finally get the education they need. The investigation is just starting.

This woman sends broad texts out that her husbands neglecting her medical needs . Bashing the bastard without him knowing for medical neglect. The crazy lady let others know he’s failing her as appointed Medical Care giver. Told young daughters & others on social media /texts …Daddys not treating her. He failed to give her the chemo injection . She has deadly autoimmune diseases . Next day she posts how great her hubby is on broad social media & texts . How he’s the best , cooked a great meal for her , how wonderful this poor man is ????

People, clearly she’s in need of mental help. Why is it when someone has a physical illness we R supportive , try to help?? Clearly her enabling husband doesn’t see this. He’s sold on her strokes, deadly immune system attacks. Her poor daughters don’t know better. So many mental illnesses out there . Anyone on page in medical field who could reach out & help this woman ??? Sure she’s a scammer – mental illness is disabling …. it affects the whole family. Turtle viewers let’s throw some feedback to help open this woman’s eyes to seek help. Mental illness leads to poor behaviors. Help make viewers aware if you belong in the medical profession . It affects all the loved ones of this mentally unwell woman . When you live with it , it becomes your normal ! Throw some feedback Turtle lovers

She shaved her head because she told everyone she’s on chemo. Lol if you look at any picture of her head there isn’t one spot of hair missing. if she was smart she would at least used a straight razor and created some bald spots. Not to mention you have love the eyebrows and eyelash I guess chemo doesn’t affect that. Lol someone sent me her response to all this on her Facebook and yes you guessed it, it’s a 1000 paragraphs.I guess she didn’t have more than 5 responses of support. She reminds me of a little kid who thinks everyone is their best friend but the truth is no one even knows them. The only thing I would donate to is her funeral just to verify she was dead. Oh yes she also mentioned she’s going to sue everyone. Typical white trash. If you can’t beg for it then you sue for it.

This broad is truly mentally ill. Complained for 2weeks how she’s so sick ,& dying from autoimmune disease . She miraculously gets a gig with her Blindsided husband, Went from her death bed to playing at the gig… btw , sounded like a screeching cat ! Man people is this Narcissistic personality , even fractious illness … could also be fractious disorder bi proxy!! This dude needs to run from her shit !! Open your eyes Mr. Metro !

Skinnyhead Syndrome is no laughing matter, as fat thought cells accumulate down below, leaving the patient stroked out and seeking treatment. But what kind of treatment, mind you, pain management perhaps? A nice Fentanyl patch to chew on? Long ago, workin’ the Cape Cod homeless shelter, ie diversity vacation draw from Boston, i saw many personas with the same illness, though it was called a “borderline personality disorder” back then, mind you.

Someone seriously needs to investigate this woman. She has children in the house and she’s destroying her husband. He was a respected figure in the community before he met this whack job.
If anyone can help , PLEASE do.
DCYF needs to be contacted ASAP.

This lying psycho had the nerve to hold a fundraiser dinner for herself because she wasn’t getting any donations from GoFundMe. She spent two months posting tweeting every avenue to get the information out begging people to show up because she needed this money to survive. she kept bragging how they’re going to have two seatings because of all the people they anticipated. Only seven people showed up YES 7 that includes her husband and two kids. she destroyed her husband’s reputation he went from a beloved public figure to an embarrassment in one year. I received a text 10 days ago that she sent out to a group of us telling us her husband is trying to kill her. 3 hours later she’s posting on FB how much she loves her husband. She’s bipolar

If anyone looks at her FB posts only 2 respond to her. She fails to understand know one is following her because her post are crazy. I love it when she says people are asking me to post this or that and not one person respon. She has been married 5 times and drove all 5 crazy.. I know her and her family and I can honestly say no one likes her because she’s crazy.. she’s even prevented her husband’s family from talking to her husband. That’s probably because they know she’s crazy and trying to rescue the husband away from her.

People, she’s an oxy addict. She is 1000000 percent Doctor shopping for a new script. My husband had a stroke. He had an MRI immediately. They have to do one in order to know how to treat (type of stroke etc). F this junkie scum.

Check out it’s eye movement in that video. If that crazy ass blinking and eyes snapping back from the sideways glance isn’t nature’s way of warning you to “stand by for crazy” , I don’t know what is !! The eyes are the window to the soul, they’re also the big ass door to the insane asylum.

Shut the fuck up you wanna be never was attention cunt. If your fairy tale had any legs you’d be talking to a lawyer who would tell you to shut your suckhole, not write War and Peace length Facebook rants. Go give yourself a fentanyl Spike and spare the rest of civilization your miserable existence.

Anyone think it’s a little shady she keeps claiming how Metro hasn’t put up the video but he will and how he doesn’t talk much about her online..? Seems like someone’s got something to hide.. maybe someone should find out where he really was when his wife was in the hospital . Also! For someone who needs help contacting people bc she can’t read and type much, she certainly is letting her verbal diarrhea fly in her fb posts. No pain management! She needs her pain management!

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1. How do you get outside stress at home? 2. Please post a vid of you peeing standing up. You might make America’s Got Talent. 3.What exactly are you taking for “pain management? 4. Don’t you think a fucking doctor can tell when someone is having a stroke? 4. In the future go to a psychiatric hospital.

This really pisses me off because when you have a stroke you can’t remember Jack shit. It takes time for your memory to come back and even then what comes back is Jack shit compared to what it used to be and you find yourself forgetting what you did the day before. There’s no fuckin way she had a stroke and is able to recall what happened at the er the day if she really did have a stroke. I’m a stroke survivor and I just had to re read this paragraph to see whether or not I already told you I was a stroke survivor and I’m not bring cute or funny. Strokes are not funny or cute they are deadly and life changing. Mine left me having to learn to walk again and without feeling over most of my right leg. So the fact that she would lie about these things is sick and disturbs me. She shaved her head and posts go funds me? I saw this lifetime movie recently that reminded me of where a mother did that to her daughter and they were scamming people out of money it’s on demand called Love You to Death. This lady AND her husband are sick people. She is sick and he enables her. Cuckoo birds are strong in those clocks.

Munchausen syndrome is a factitious disorder, a mental disorder in which a person repeatedly and deliberately acts as if he or she has a physical or mental illness when he or she is not really sick. Munchausen syndrome is considered a mental illness because it is associated with severe emotional difficulties

Social media now enables these unfortunate souls to mainline attention right into their veins. This woman is batshit crazy, and instead of helping her, everyone around her is enabling it. What she really needs is someone close to her to tell her to cuttenzie die shittenzie.

My wife is perpetually ill. Mostly Digestive and Breathing. 30 + procedures, over 300 days hospitalized. I have fetched her from various hospitals over the past 10 years, when they said they just CAN’T treat what ails her. Her conditions are complicated and flare up from time to time. Mostly Places like Kent just can’t wrap their heads around what ails her. They get her re-hydrated, make sure she pees, stop the asthma symptoms, make sure she’s breathing, etc. A lot of the time she’s like this when I pick her up. Which is better than when she goes in.
Boston hospitals are for more complicated stuff. They gave up trying to treat her after 4 years. Got her stabilized for the most part.
Kent is for Broken limbs, lacerations, colonoscopies, Stitches, straightforward medical stuff. Not sure about today but the Maternity ward was world class 20 years ago. They would play Brahm’s Lullabye over the PA every time a baby was born. Nice Touch. Then some butt-hurt twatsicle put an end to that (another story for another time).
This broad clearly is beyond what they can handle. Why does she go there? Go to RI Hospital.
The LAST FUCKING THING I WOULD EVER DO is GO ON FACEBOOK AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD. What the fuck, lady…
Go to fucking Boston. Tufts was good for awhile, definitely an improvement over Kent.
A little dis-jointed but that’s where I am on this…

.Agree that Tufts in North Grafton would be the place I would take her. I remember a few years back when my dog swallowed a plastic slinky. Was in severe pain attempting to pass it. Doctor in charge gave pouchie 8 ozs. of castor oil followed by an enema. Waited for things to start moving and them skillfully removed the slinky one coil at a time.
My story is about as believable as this poor lady.

The pyramid scheme shitheads (Herbalife, etc) on facebook are so goddamned annoying. They are brainwashed about the topic to begin with and call themselves owners of a business or a CEO of a their own business. Get a fucking life. And stop spamming my timeline you shitheads.