"Were you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the guy wearing the coolest ***cking Nike outfit the matrix has ever seen?"

"I was...."

"Look again - freeze it"

"This... this isn't the Matrix? "

"No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: You can use the same racket, buy all the nike apparel you like - hell you can break the bank for rare siht off ****, but you will never be able to hit forehands the way Roger Federer does".