Top Ten Reasons to Hate Eric Cartman's Hat

I wasted my life working on this list so if you don't give it maximum votes possible I'm gonna make a list ranting about your pants.

The Top Ten

1It's the hat of a psychopath

Eric Cartman is a psychopath. He has no empathy, a high opinion of himself, and is the gift of master manipulation. If you play the South Park theme song backgrounds as the Simpsons theme song is slowed down 50% and the Family Guy them song sped up 200% while the first half is reversed you get a song promoting serial killers. Is it a coincidence, something I made up, or legit proof that Eric Cartman is gonna grow up to be the most evil murderer ever? The answer is yes. And the hat keeps Eric's head warm. The hat supports psychopathy. - Skullkid755

2The hat isn't comfortable for most people

I stole it from Cartman and tried it on. I hated it. - Skullkid755

3It hasn't aged well

It looks the same as it always has and it need to change or South Park will be the most outlawed cartoon ever. - Skullkid755

4Nothing magic about it

I only like hats that give you magical powers. - Skullkid755

5If it gets lost in the sky you won't find it

It's blue so it'd blend in with the atmosphere. - Skullkid755

6It's generic

Other than the reasons listed above and below the hate is like any other hat. - Skullkid755

7It inspired this list

I regret this list and I'm not even done with it yet. - Skullkid755

8It's impossible to clean

When I stole it from Eric Cartman and tried it on, I thought it was uncomfortable because it was dirty. I'll never know how it would feel without the dirt in it. - Skullkid755

9It prevents the next step in human evolution

We're not gonna evolve until the hat gets killed off and doesn't come back like Kenny does (well did since he doesn't even die anymore). - Skullkid755