IH3SotW: How To Make Purple

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Excerpted:
[…] In field testing, however, the plating on the HAYABUSA armor proved inadequate in CQC/CQB environments. Testers have recommended the addition of additional posterior armor, or failing that, an easy-access zipper […]

i could argue that in genetics, skin color is not necessarily blended and is more inherited one way or another through recessive and dominant genes, or i can just lol. I think I’m going to pick the latter

Or you could recognize that paint is a matter of preference, and therefore a very complicated calculation accounting for both environments and genetics is required. (As an after thought, cost, availability, and tools would be important too.)

If you still believe spartans grow their armor when they transform into adults, then ignore what I just said as I am clearly wrong. Also, don’t forget to send your wish list to Santa! :)

Why does the wind on the internet change so rapidly at times? and why does it only snow on this site?

guess it’s too late now, but kanoka, i just wanted to say that i was making a (bad) joke about the genetics thing, i’m pretty sure i’ve figured out that people don’t have shielded body armor for skin (although that would be cool.) It’s obvious that they grow on trees. See, there i go again. I can’t stop making bad jokes today!

I enjoyed the joke and felt like extrapolating it to an even more realistic description because I tend to find jokes are more fun when they are taken seriously. In fact, many things considered out of context are good.

About my post:
I included the Santa comment and the “:)” to show my sarcasm on the growing armor part of my comment, by way of creating a halo parallel to Santa.
This Santa/myth concept was intended to convey, “if thought makes your head hurt, it is fully reasonable for you to not think about the beginning of my post, and I won’t be offended if you do so.” (It would be ridiculous to assume I would be offended with the Internet in the way to begin with, but the internet needs notes in longhand sometimes.)

*Attempts new joke:*
Apparently my jokes are rather opaque, and I’ll never make a good one that people catch is a joke and just for fun. *Thinks from experience that submitting thoughtful criticism of FAQ pages from a fake email might be more rewarding* :)

If I just killed the joke completely (or maybe beat it a bit afterwards), I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe jokes have souls.