Clearly Abby Elliott’s career in heathen Hollywood is based entirely off of nepotism, for she certainly isn’t getting by on her good looks. Not only that but this frumpy slut claims to be a comedian, despite the fact that it is biologically impossible for women to be funny because they have such tiny brains which render them incapable of witty or original thought.

Let the infidels be warned that whether it be by driving a truck through a German market or leaking nude photos of fugly Jewish skanks like Abby Elliott, us righteous people will not stop until we ruin the blasphemous holiday of Christmas. For there is no God, so celebrating a Jewess whore giving birth to some bastard weakling baby in a barn is heresy against the one true religion of World.