Here's something AWESOME to take your mind off the madness. It's former "Saturday Night Live" star Rachel Dratch and comic Billy Eichner wickedly spoofing Jay-Z and Alicia Key's anthemic "Empire State of Mind" — and if you're Jewish or from New York, you will almost certainly laugh (be warned: there's some NSFW language here, plus a blurred out penis.)

Oh, and what does this have to do with TV, you might ask? Well, there are references to "Murphy Brown" and "The Nanny." That's good enough for us: