2002may11.
King VelVeeda is being sued by Kraft
because VelVeeda is close to Velveeta.Because if they dont protect
the valuable Velveeta name, there will be
thousands of other corporations
more than happy to capitalize on their laziness and we will soon be
seeing Velscreeta disgustingly bright fake factory cheese and Velvooter
disgustingly bright fake factory cheese and Velverta disgustingly bright
fake factory cheese. Or, perhaps people will want to know more about Velveeta
cheese and just naturally assume that they should go to www.cheesygraphics.com
and then when they see the nakeds ladies on the site will suddenly assume
that this international food conglomerate is now porn-oriented and there
will be boycotts and product burnings and chaos. [via doc]