HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.

John's on crutches and off the rugby team. Loner Sherlock is friendless and self-destructive. When John saves Sherlock from getting beaten up, it's the start of a long—and complicated—friendship. High school Johnlock. Drug use, fights, family issues, sexuality, rescue, comfort, etc.

In which Sherlock Holmes is a nightmare, John Watson loves (almost) every minute of it, and the terms of ownership are negotiated via a rather roundabout path. Rated NC-17 for sexual content, violence, language, self-harm, references to drug use, and power dynamics. Oh-so-very Johnlock. Complete. Second work in my Conductivity series (after "The Most Luminous of People").

In anticipation for The Hobbit film, I took inspiration from Benedict's and Martin's subsequent appearances and wrote this piece, combining the best of both worlds and characters. The seemingly insignificant hobbit Johnbo Watgins ventures into the lair of a dragon by orders of the dwarven king only to discover a startling surprise by gaining a deductive-loving friend along the way.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

Draco hasn't been seeking refuge in religion, just in London's most famous church. The fact that it's on the daily route of Britain's most famous Auror is total coincidence, he's really there for the music.

Harry Potter is absolutely certain Draco Malfoy did not murder Pansy Parkinson. He's almost absolutely certain he can prove this without sacrificing his career and having them both hauled up before the Wizengamot.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Sick Fics are my guiltiest pleasure. I've read many, so if you've written one, you've inspired me. This is my take on how I think Sherlock would react to a poor poorly John. Characters are not mine. Have fun.

When Sherlock hears that "love is an endless mystery", he concludes that falling in love would mean he'll never be bored again, and begins an internet dating mission. John follows from date to date, hoping he'll see that his ideal man is closer to home.

John and Sherlock have managed to lock themselves in a murderer's basement. No windows, phone signal or light switch. Not good. Sherlock however sees this is the perfect time to uncover the cause of John's 'angst'. Is he prepared for the discovery?

or Two Men Who got Stuck in a Wardrobe and Came out of the Closet "Christ! What-...!" Lestrade yelped. "That was my umbrella, I swear!" Mycroft exclaimed, mortified. You can imagine what's going on. :p

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

"He'd been anticipating this meeting for a long time – almost before The Fall. He knew how it would play out, too. John would punch him, obviously. John was a soldier: the physical violence was inevitable." A reunion fic.

SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS ALWAYS PUSHED PEOPLE AWAY BUT NOW WILL HIS FEELINGS FINALLY CUM SEE WHAT I DID THERE TO TEH SURFACE BUT IS IT FOR WATSON OR MORIARTY OR MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE AND ENGLAND IS FACING ITS GREATEST THREAT YET... MOTHRA RATED M FOR EMOTIONS

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

It's been eight years since Harry last saw Malfoy, and it's safe to say that nothing is the same. After all, who would have expected Harry to be running a wildly successful bakery and Malfoy to have somehow morphed into a pleasant human being?

Mycroft Holmes never knew that appearance of DI Lestrade in his life would bring so many changes. The last change was Mycroft realizing how important every little change was and how many of them were to follow, each making him happier.

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash,MPreg,bit AU

After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab

"Do you really think Potter is capable of hating you for loving him?" Years after the War, Harry's life changed. Three children and a funeral later, Draco finds him scrambling to keep his life from falling apart. Harry/Draco Slash. IN PROGRESS!

during the three years of the Great Hiatus, Sherlock never bothered to cut his hair. slash, S/J. written for a prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. warnings: some angst, implied mental problems, slash, hair philosophy.

Harry's convinced Draco Malfoy is a Veela. Why else would Harry find himself suddenly attracted to Malfoy? Ron and Hermione are convinced Harry's bonkers, and do their best to prevent any damage. But when the DA gets involved, things start to go awry.

The Malfoys have always hated the Potters, and the Potters have always hated the Malfoys. At least that's what Scorpius Malfoy always thought until he caught his father kissing Mr. Potter. A next gen birthday fic for rmhale. Slash. Rated M.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

Harry has promised he won't upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. Not to mention his equestrian skills.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

1870's. A lighthouse keeper is content with the solitary life he leads until a shipwreck washes ashore a remarkable young man. As the keeper cares for the man, his own will to start living again rejuvenates. AU, Non-Magic, Harry/Draco

"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.

A story wherein we borrow one infinitely charming characteristic of Benedict Cumberbatch, and give it to Sherlock, while at the same time eventually finding a reason to get on with some sexing by way of two manicures and maybe a pedicure. Total fluff.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."

Draco Malfoy needs a job! When the position of P.A/secretary to hot shot solicitor Harry Potter, senior partner of the prestigious lawfirm 'Aurors', falls into his lap - How can he possibly say no to it. Slash, non magic, AU

The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John's reference in "The Great Game" to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge

Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!

A tiny ficlet written for Jamie2109 in response to the 'Sometimes I dream' challenge line, written preHBP, and if you squint it could almost be taken as a sort of addition to my other fic 'Friend Like Me'.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Harry'd spent seventeen years ignoring a few rather uncomfortable facts about himself, and he'd been quite happy doing just that. Obviously Malfoy would be the one to pop every bubble Harry'd ever built.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Of all the possible ways he could die Draco never would have thought a single olive would lead to his demise. But when he is offered a second chance at life he eagerly accepts. Too bad his second chance comes with an unexpected condition.

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

Draco is introduced to Harry’s love of fruit flavoured Muggle concoctions in a tale that Mills & Boon would be reluctant to tell. A little bit of humour, a little bit of flangst, and far too much snarky Draco. HarryDraco SLASH

Harry isn't quite sure how to behave after sex. 'But, you know, don’t we need to have some sort of awkward-almost fight about whether or not you stay the night, first?’ Rated T for mentions of our boys having sex. Harry/Draco.

Harry and Draco go in separate directions after a short career as Unspeakables. Many years later, Harry is writing his autobiography - or trying to. Draco needs something new in his life and moves to the Muggle world, where he falls in love with cars. H/D

Sequel to A Light in the Shadows, the last in the Birthday Gift story arc. Harry resolves to tell Draco about Leo, but Draco has a few surprises of his own to share. Warning for mpreg non-graphic, slash and explicit sexual content.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

At King's Cross, 19 years after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy nodded curtly at Harry Potter. Contrary to popular belief, the nod wasn't the result of a sense of obligatory politeness—there were 19 reasons for that nod. Stop b/f epilogue for happy ending

HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.

Harry tries to put his life back together after the fall of Voldemort, but it’s more complicated than he thought. And he hadn’t counted on war changing everything around him so much. H/D slash. Spoilers. NOT epilogue compliant!

HP/DM slash.Draco steals a time turner and goes back to the time of his ancestors, finding his ancient relative in love with the Potter of that time. Can Draco avoid his new feelings toward Harry or is History destined to repeat itself?

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.

He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.

Harry and Draco have settled into a comfortable, if not unexpected life after the war. Then a letter from Molly Weasley changes everything. Adult!Harry and Draco. Slash. Mpreg, hopefully believable. Please review. CH 5 Lemons.

Draco Malfoy has hit rock bottom. What will it take for him to crawl out of the hole he's found himself in? Perhaps helping the Savior of the Wizarding World, who's in even worse shape than Draco is. HPDM.

Because the world is plotting against Draco, screwing with Harry, laughing maniacally with Severus and cheering Hermione and Pansy on, little white and red pom-poms included .x. HP/DM .x. For Matrix .x. AU, OOC .x.

Fred and George visit the castle to have breakfast with some of their favorite people. Things start going down: secrets are spilled, loves confessed, and murderous intentions known. Sounds like quite the morning.

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM

DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE

Draco finds out he's an incubus at the same time Harry gets up the nerve to tell him he likes him as more than a friend. How can Harry find out what's wrong and convince him that his feelings are real in time to save Draco from himself?

HD. Non magic. When Draco moves into his new apartment, the last thing he expects is for the spirit of the apartment's previous owner to start haunting him. Even though Draco's convinced that Harry's dead, Harry doesn't quite believe that... COMPLETE.

Draco sees a chance to change the course of his longstanding history with Harry. But since the events of the Yule Ball, someone's been watching, and they're not going to let anything change at all. Sequel to Games and Forfeits. HPDM hints, Movie!Verse.

At the Yule Ball, Harry finds himself playing the same old games with Malfoy. But this time, the game's not quite the same, and there just might be more than pride on the line. HPDM suggestions, Movie!Verse GoF

Romance and love were nothing but fairy tales told to small children so that they grew up and had a reason to procreate. It didn’t really exist. A HarryDraco romance that shows that sometimes it is true love.

After finally defeating Voldemort, Harry doesn't know what else to do with his life. Just as things are starting to settle down, someone he thought was gone forever returns, carrying a whole other burden with him. COMPLETE HarryDraco PostHogwarts PostHBP

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.

HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.

Companion fic to Wait. Designed to fit neatly into canon ideas and characterizations, it focuses on Yuuri and his growing relationship with Wolfram. Pieces overlap with Wait, but are told with Yuuri as the focus. This story continues further than Wait.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

High elf prince Draco Malfoy has just found his mate: a human named Harry Potter who is completely ignorent of his identity. Which is fine with Draco because he doesn't need a mate. Right? SLASH, NO FLAMES! DH and RHr. Now has MPREG, don't like, don't rea

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Severus had to disagree with Dumbledore. There was never a good time to encounter a former lover for whom one had betrayed the Dark Lord. It was worse, still, to encounter a lover one had tried to feed to a dementor. Unfortunately, Sirius Black was both.

COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

FINISHED! War is over and Voldemort defeated; Harry has been used and thrown away. He lives in Muggle London, lost, confused and destroyed. But Lupin and others want him to return to the wizarding world, and Draco Malfoy is sent out to find him. Slash.

[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]

During a month long summer-school session, Ron dares Hermione to set up the two least likely people. Will Hermione be able to do it? FIC NOW COMPLETE. However, the proper Chapter 25 has been posted, for anyone who was wanting to see what happened!

Musings on 'when John is ill'. I had to try out the trope at least once, right? Here we go! From Sherlock's POV then, probably set during Season Three, after Mary's reveal and before the final episode. That little period when the Watsons aren't together. This is a bit fluid; please forgive my mess. Been a while lacking, in the writing gig; oh yes! All apologies.

In which Smaug suffers a personality transplant wherein His Majestic Terrifyingness is replaced by two parts fuzzy duckling and one part Sherlock Holmes and Bilbo Baggins, the unsuspecting object of Smaug's newly discovered affections, exhibits a great deal of Watsonian attitude when placed under the slit-eyed scope of such draconian devotions.

Warnings: Schmoop? This has little to do with tea and a lot to do with Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Tis is a gift, not cookies, sorry. But specifically: demicus, Phoenix acid, vaysh11, nenne, enchanted jae. Marie! And dyson rules. This is an exercise only. I've not written in ages, so forgive me. I think that I fail, really. Also, capitu? Thanks for the recs. You make me hap

'Fix-it' AU, set after end of S3, HLV. No infidelity, really. No Mary-bashing, either. Likely highly derivative, for which I am sorry, but I haven't an original thought in my head, these days. All apologies for oncoming onslaught of saccharine fluff.

A little bit of Draco/Harry 'Potions-cum-Auror's' nonsense to cheer you on this (possibly) drear day. With love and hugs to a few people I know and hold very dear. From Ginny's POV. Also? The crack waft is strong in this one, yes. Yes, it is. As is the level of tooth-rotting fluff.

A series of vignettes as Draco seduces a willing Harry, and also embraces his true Slytherin, all simultaneously. A marriage of minds, then, yes? Also a wee giftie of sorts to few noble and highly wonderful cheerleaders of mine own: enchanted jae, scford, demicus, megyal and others. I can't imagine a world without you. Please never go!

Sherlock has postulated a 'sea change'; well! That's really not scientific, is it? John has a different method of arrival when it comes to his deductions and sometimes that involves shouting at innocent vegetables and sometimes that involves stirring up his oddly hesitant flatmate.

Pining, requited, and unabated spates of 'first kiss' fluff. Post Mary, AU, mildly cracky. John lays a smooch on Sherlock's nape in passing. The world does that thing it does when it wobbles and Sherlock practically falls off his own pins.

A moment of stark realization on Sherlock Holmes's part, done up in a AU ficlet set in the not too distant future, and inspired by Season Three's final episode, 'His Last Vow'. Loosely part of 'Comfort' series.

If you thought the last one was soppy, this one is dripping. Yes, dripping. I make no apologies, as I write the fluffiest of fluff and you know that, right? Good-oh! Oh, and? There's a proposal and John must simply announce it to his reading public. Because John, right?

In this one, Sherlock takes John home to the Sodding Fambly, once more, post the second Christmas hols since he's been returned. It is more successful a visit than even the previous time. That's a bit super, yes? (edited and updated version)

It's a trope that John and Sherlock end up sharing in the same bed eventually and I admit I do adore it unconditionally, along with all it infers as to the lowering of defenses and the heightening of trust. I put forth for your consideration that the notion persists because those who think about these things realize these two men are each in dire need of some good company.

This is a post-Mary Fix It fic. Specifically, Mary (and John's child) have died, expired and passed on, all Off-stage Right! Sherlock has come to the rescue of his friend and carried him back off to Baker Street. As such, the story will lead to romance and bromance and all sorts of odd feelings, some good and some not so. It will lead, and I promise, to happy endings, and it will b

Sherlock POV. As the tin says above, this is a missing scene, set directly after Sherlock awakens in hospital after having been shot by his best mate's wife. Minor angst, some pining, nothing nasty; please don't be alarmed unduly. Dedicated to a brilliant cast and crew for the wonderful gift they have given us in the Third Season. Ta!

A Series, inspired by the Laurie/Fry Granada TV version, 1990's BBC. In Differing POVs. Epistolary Jooster. I write happy endings, peeps; known for it. This tale may take me a bit but we'll see where it endeth and wendeth eventually, shall we?

Fix-it AU, set in a nebulous (though near enough now) future. No one dies, everyone shags, excepting the Tesco's Express employee, and he might very well, off screen, but not either of our boys, no. Complete crack, utterly unbeta'd, purely for amusement; you have been warned.

In which Q is the 'Baby' Holmes sibling, and Bond attends Mummy's Christmas dinner, and there is Three Continents Watson, Sherlock is a jealous git, Mycroft makes a few discreet explanations, and oh, but 007 has had a checquered past, yes, but now it's all fluff and lollies, cheers.

'F**k or Die'. Intrepid explorers Potter and Malfoy stumble across an ancient altar in the jungle, and fall prey to the whimsy of Stone Age Mirror Magic. What that there pert, perky, pointed Prompt commands, then. Except not the 'dying' bit.

'Love Actually' adaptation: Draco is the Prime Minister and Harry is Natalie. A Non-Magic AU, un-compliant with anything Battle, and the great majority of the dialogue is lifted nearly verbatim. Draco's brain is mine own, sadly. The title is based on the Prime Minister's most brilliant line: 'I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manners of sins, doesn't it'

Harry receives a love letter from Draco Malfoy. Convinced that Malfoy is just fucking with him, he writes back in a way that he thinks Malfoy will take as joking, but which Malfoy unexpectedly accepts as totally serious. Harry finds himself in a tightening spiral of pursuit. Is this a joke or what?

Gift to vaysh11. For some reason I felt 'A Little Insecure', my dracotops harry Fest submission for this year, required a spot of follow-up. And also damned and blasted bloody Draco kept yammering on in my mind about how he never actually was able to lay hands upon his Harry, on screen, real time, and why was that, oh, Stupid Arse Author? Rectify it! Draco said to me. Immediately!

Sherlock has something new to say to John when he returns after settling the last of Moriarty's mess. And it's a mystery, actually, deducing where these astounding words have sprung from. Schmoop of the highest imaginable degree, this.

In some situations it is better to be receptive to happiness; that's the way of the Mazoku. And infinitely better to close one's eyes and bear down before one is blinded by fire. And that is the way of patient Yuri, willing fiance to a willful fire daemon.

Warnings specifically for post-rape aftermath and reaction, angst, splintered text fragments and very poor grammar/formatting, for I struggled to make this work for you, as I see it in my head. May've failed, or perhaps not, ou tell me, then, please? And this is all I say in Summary: 'There are worse things than dying, John, and one of them is living.' 'You think I don't know'

Sherlock's approach to life's little events and situations is absolutely not normal; this John Watson accepts. His methods as employed to affix John's romantic interest firmly in his direction, though? They simply must be experienced to be believed. John only hopes he'll live through them, preferably without his brain imploding.

The Weasley twins happen to have a great lot of spare materials for the making of mischief laying about unused and Hogwarts is surely dreary in the beginning of January, Harry's 6th Year. Such is clearly the perfect staging area for a sudden 'Attack of the Sillies!

Nothing is quite as galling as being dumped at a wrap party by the object of one's shiny new affections...except, it seems, that's pretty fair par for the course when dealing with the likes of one Sherlock Holmes, world's only 'consulting' bit part actor. But at least John has good friends to console him, such as the divine Ms M! (To wit, Mary Morstan).

Like all relationships, they either end or they don't. John knows it. And Sherlock Holmes doesn't seem to mind it, one way or another. Based loosely on 'Love, Actually', this is a sort of a cross-over. And this is John, realizing it's over, the fling thing. Christmas isn't always the happiest or gayest of seasons, is it?

Based loosely upon 'Love, Actually', this is the third in the (loose) series of Porn!Star John & Sherlock, of BBC fame, and the utterly pointless plot atrocities I, the Author (loosely), subject them to in the name of writing. All apologies. In other words, Sherlock and dating do not exist in the same physical universe. John needs to know that.

In which John & Sherlock are two actors in a low-budget porn flick and both very shy, really. Really. Or, I wickedly stole the plot from Love Actually and the characters from Moffat-Gatiss, TY, as portrayed in BBC's stunning productions. I will use them, abuse them mildly with much UST and schmoop as can be dashed in by a barking mad lady and then give them back, promise. Damp.

It's the end of Advent, it is Christmas Day and both of them are stuck staying at Hogwarts for the holiday, this final year. And Harry is at last ready to give his fairly new lover his last, best gift of the season. Because, really? It takes a Gryffindor to keep up paces with a Slytherin.

Essentially, a really (not so) silly take on the Return from Reichenbach. I need fluff, people, and I need it now. Like I need air and chocs and wine. Better summarized, I've been told, however, as a 'character study' plus 'angst' equals 'happy ending'.

Fluff. Porny fluff. Soppy. Three times Sherlock Holmes is correct in his deductions about oral activities in regards Doctor John Watson and once he's not, but all's well, anyway. Happy snogging Christmas!

Draco Malfoy has a plan to deal with his life at Hogwarts post the passing away of the Dark Lord: take care of his Prefect duties, finish his blasted Potions essay, shag Potter. Not necessarily in that specific order, maybe, but all three will be accomplished.

Written for the 2011 HD BigBang, this is novel-length. It best summarized as: 'a play within a play, reflected in a mirror'. The Mirror of Erised, to be exact, which doth reflect all one desires. Serialized here and complete at the HDBB web site. Auror Harry and Actor Draco. AU, EWE.

Elder D/Taizuu. And Count D, of course, starring. Slashing, even. Cake knives cut deep and deeper, but Counts are the ones who wield them. Beware! Another of the loosly based series of saga, zeroing in on the eldest Count and his younger lover.

Completely silly-arsed fluff-storm. In which Harry is a 'holiday rent boy', whatever that may be, and I had no proper Beta when writing this old roasting chestnut, but oh, well. Forgiveness is seasonal, isn't it? Happy Pre-Pre-Holidays, then.

The Auror Reorientation Programme ARP is a requirement for all Auror staff during the usual biennial reshuffling of departmental human resources. The stated goal of ARP is to build trust between two individuals, thus ensuring better partner pairings and promoting higher safety standards and maximized levels of efficiency.

Harry Potter is a Pædiatric Healer, a good friend of the Malfoy family, a fond 'uncle' and an inexpressibly attractive Mate. Guess which hat he doesn't realize he's wearing? Draco Malfoy is an excellent Cursebreaker, a dutiful son, a loving 'uncle' and a Veela. Guess which one of those four hats Draco Malfoy would rather not wear?

Unadulterated schmoop, because I need schmoop of this calibre and I need it now. In which there is the first response to the three single word prompts from the gods du Sherlock BBC rat, wedding, bow and in which there is a public proposal. John has acquired specs. Sherlock has acquired a room newly devoted to 'romance' in his Mind Palace.

I cannot believe someone has NOT had them reuniting in a taxi-cab. They probably have-I just missed it. But now I have, as it wouldn't leave me be, this waking dream. I hope it pleases. NB: The 'bang-bangs' represent Sherlock's heartbeat. There seems to be confusion over this, sorry.

This is Sherlock texting and Mycroft texting. This is riddled with errors and Americanisms I make no excuses for where I live, this now , so forgive me. Or flee, if you don't care for angst. As there is angst, lashings.

HarryDracoMPREG Fest Submission 2012. The mysterious 'Asp' runs a club for gay Wizards and Harry Potter happens to walk into a pub. Disguised. Months later, Draco Malfoy receives the shock of his life: he has a brand new infant son called 'Albus! A terrible, horrible thing, for Malfoys are never named 'Albus!

Severus and Sirius seem to be in a relationship, one which apparently shall prove fruitful. Pardon Snape, but he's gone a bit spare over the concept. It's only natural, isn't it? Wild magic? MPREG, FTW!

AU, EWE, Time travel or time twisting? Snape, dead as a doornail, has the answers. All the many of him, done up in portraits. This is a non-synchronous tale of many beginnings, middles and maybes. It's full of 'what if's'; it's complex & confusing. H/D.

Hogwarts Era. Established relationship. Pansy Parkinson is seeing things and she's not best pleased. 'Specially as it results in locked classrooms and leads to nasty interactions with Gryffindicks. Bah!

Hogwarts Era. Love unrequited and academic ambitions do not mix well, as two dormmates and BFFs discover. Add to that Al Potter's Scorpius inflicted disbility and there's trouble in paradise. Title, btb, has nothing to do with the premise, sorry.

AU, EWE. Set in the English Regency Period, Viscount Draco Malfoy and Mr. Harry Potter pursue a dangerous game, involving the gambling of hearts and cards, all to expose the evil ways of Lord Voldemort. Bows to Georgette Heyer.

AU, EWE, Professsorial Draco and Harry. MPREG. altri uccelli wanted 'Draco in spectacles, established relationship, maybe old and grey' for her birthday. I skipped the 'grey'. Wizards live long and love longer.

Hogwarts, post-war. Draco's Veela heritage impels him to make permanent his relationship with Harry Potter. He needs a certain special family heirloom to make that happen. Potter's cooperation would be useful, too.

MPREG, AU, EWE. Harry and Draco have been co-habiting for a long time, and mostly rubbing along well enough. Now their rubbing's caused a spark-and Harry has a definite beef about that! Too, Narcissa has an Owl Issue.

NextGen with a generous helping of H/D. Scorpius is assaulted by a very snuggly Albus Severus at the supper table. He knows not what to make of this startling development. Featuring a high-speed chase scene.

In response to the terrible events of March 11-12, 2011, in Japan, a fic for the 'after' Life, and a hope that the world will unite to aid this stricken nation. May it pass. Japan: Grace Under Pressure.

AU. MPREG, okay? Go away, then, if that's a squick, please. I'm starting this series right in the middle, and Leon is noticing that the Count's going through a few significant changes...so he calls Q-chan. Suuure, that'll help, right?

2010 Travel Fest Ficcage! AU; EWE. Draco Malfoy, Junior Attache to the Wizarding F.O. must travel thru' France sans Magic. Oddly enough, he stumbles over Harry Potter more often than not, to both his delight and dismay.

Um, evil-cliffie-fic. Say no more, no more. The 'two-fer' has Transfigured to a 'three-fer'. AU, EWE, Aurors, UST. Harry must choose a course of action. It's cold outside, baby. One more after this, BTB.

AU; EWE. Established relationship, which could possibly Epi-compliant, but likely isn't, really, given the age of the implied NextGen. But it does have lashings of banter and snuggling and it is Holiday-oriented, so, er. Yes. Shopping is discussed.

Next Gen; Hogwarts, 7th Year, Albus Severus & Scorpius with a great deal of implied H/D in the background. For ASS Fest. The boys have known one another for ages but until they went pubcrawling, they never really ahem knew one another at all. Fluff.

AU. PSOH Xover with Yami no Matsui/Descendants of Darkness. This fic features T-chan and Byakko, and is. Um, it's a love story, I think. With UST. And the slightest hint of furries. Here and there. In multiple chapters, too. With some Leon/D for flavour!

AU; EWE. Please blame this insanity on the wonderful digitallace, author of 'Gentleman Pervert', and forgive my illogical extension of theme and resultant crack!infusion. This is a tribute to her Werewolf!Draco.

PWP; EWE; AU. Saturdays are generally happy days for Harry, full of promise and anticipation. Also, sudden suprise encounters with Malfoy. Athletic ones, that leave Harry quite refreshed, after. Again, no time, no setting, no boundaries. Enjoy!

AU; EWE; as of June, 1998, Draco Malfoy is on probation and has community service owed. Harry happens to have a belated birthday present for the git and a huge helping of curiosity. That suits Draco just fine, don't you know?

AU; EWE; Time Travel; Infidelity; Implied & Canon Major Character Death; H/D, HP/SS, HP/GW. This would be 'Emo' for the loss, peoples. My submission to the hp emofest and a bit different from the usual. But, it ends hopefully and people *don't* die.

This was written specifically to be slotted anywhere and anywhen into the Potterverse-assume they're the age of consent, though-and it is pure, unadulterated PWP. Happy Happy Hour, fellow shippers, from Tiger

AU; EWE. This is the moment after Voldemort dies, and all Harry can think of is how very thirsty he is. This is dedicated with great love and sorrow to the memory of Renee M Romero, LJ's easilymused1956, who was my friend.

AU; EWE. Written for the DracoBigBang, this is all about Quidditch pros Harry & Draco quarreling over the photo cover for their upcoming bestseller, 'Obsession'. For a fabulous manip by inspired ideas.

AU; EWE. This is a mock-history and utterly nonsensical. I admit I was procrastinating and I'd just had an overdose of Culture; I've no other valid excuse, 'cept that I wished to begin a Harry/Draco fic with the phrase 'A billion years ago'. So, I did.

AU; EWE. Harry's been found wandering Battersea Rail Station, his memory missing since June 5th. As he's Head Auror, this a Problem. As he's been shagged, and is now being text-stalked by some anonymous Dark? Wizard, this is a Much Larger Problem!

AU; EWE. No. 4 Privet Drive is being sold up and Harry's helping out with the clear out. Draco's off taking advantage of his absence from the Manor to do a little birthday present shopping on the sly. And then it becomes more complicated...as always.

AU; Hogwarts professors; EWE. There's a visiting professor at Hogwarts; a charming, oily, schmoozy professor, and Professor Malfoy is disgusted with the scandalous behaviour of Professor Potter. He wishes to object strongly, but finds himself unable.

AU; EWE. Eighth Year is full of pitfalls and potential stumbles, snags in the way and they're both tired, so very tired, of being the centre of attention. But science works its theoretical magic and gravity, its inevitable pull.

AU. Leon isn't jealous or anything-D's a guy, for chrissake!-but there's an awful lot of extraneous people messing around the Shop when it's his territory, and it's starting to get annoying. Really annoying.

AU. The Ten Aristocrats have demanded a 'trial period', unbeknownst to Wolfram. Yuuri knows, though, and watches with worry as his fiance runs himself ragged taking care of the minor woes of the Kingdom. It'd be a pity to fail after coming so far.

AU; EWE; 8th Year Hogwarts. This is my side-trip into Kink! Enjoy the scenery, do! Food play, blood play, very mild dubcon/bondage, use of toys and a smattering of Parseltongue. But really all very vanilla citrus. Don't be frightened.

AU; Hogwarts, May of 6th Year; smuff; bottom!Harry; relationship establishment; possible OOCness; a few insults here and there, but no real bloodshed. Draco and Harry go 'walking out' to Hogsmeade one fine May day.

AU. This is PWP sequel to 'Kiss & Tell', with minor plotty bits for your amusement. By PWP, I do mean smuff. Against the wall smuff, in the bed smuff, and perhaps some on the floor smuff by and by. Enjoy.

AU; Post-Hogwarts; Aurors!; Flangst/Angst; Draco POV. This is an anti-fluff fic with two endings-sappy and non-sappy, in 3 parts, tho' technically 4, since there's an Alt Ending. In which Draco may be Cyrano or he may not...

AU; EWE; Aurors!; Pervy!Robards; Inimitable!Kingsley. Harry's making a few changes in his life and his job, mainly because OP's issues are making life difficult: Draco's insistence on shagging at work, their skeevy boss Robards and the endless red-tape.

AU; EWE; Veela!Draco; Mate!Harry; Charmed!Dursleys; Omniscient!Dumbledore; Hogwarts, between 5th & 6th Years. Draco could not resist the Call, but Harry lets him into No. 4 despite that. The only question is why, exactly?

WIP, on hiatus; AU,EWE,Hogwarts profs in luuurve. The comparison of the scientific clarity of combustion fire, explosion, flame, hearth to the emotional fog induced by music, all in a soggy, sodden, soppy, angst-ridden romance format.

AU; EWE; Hospital!Harry; Businessman!Draco; major lack of angst, flangst or bad vibes; established relationship. This ain't no Eleanor Rigby-Harry and Draco deal with one another in a quiet continuation of life after wartime.

WIP. After the 'Blowjob Incident', the 'Kiss Incident' and the infamous 'Nose Incident', Draco is desperate for a little attention-er, a rematch of wits, that is. AU; 6th Year Hogwarts, smuff eventual, siilliness always

The Ministry is updating its Training Manuals and Aurors Potter and Malfoy are required to contribute to a special lesson devised by the aristocratic Lady Ipswich. Points awarded; Snape appalled; forward-thinking Muggle teaching methods discarded.

Malfoys possess fine legal minds, and Draco is more than capable of assessing most situations and ferreting out information that is to his advantage. This happens even when he is cross-examining himself. *Companion piece: It Moves