An annoying priest, who harrasses me with nonsensical blabber like "You must accept Jesus Christ now!". I want to spend my last hours in the presence of rational, sane people, and I don't want this precious time spoiled by religious rubbish.

In the time when my death comes near, I will give very clear instructions to my relatives. Should any religious missionary come within 20 meters of my death bed, they are authorized to chase him away. Using physical force, if necessary.