Moment of Levity: The Big Picture

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHAVE IT OFF

If it wasn't for the headset, you might that that A's rookie pitcher Vin Mazzaro was really, really naive about the ways of the world. Or that he just doesn't own a razor. We're pretty sure he actually received this shaving cream pie on Tuesday night after his first career win, but maybe his teammates really did just think he needed a closer cut. After all, Oakland is known for sartorial splendor, right? Right? (Charles Rex Arbogast/AP)