Now, Cooper is taking Stodden to task for her new affiliation with PETA and her newly-launched web show. (“My foot hurts really baaaaad!”)

Here’s the first in a series of videos counting down to Stodden’s 18th birthday in August.

Oh, Courtney. You just keep being you and America will keep watching — apparently.

For those unfamiliar with Ocean Shores’ famous child bride: Beauty pageant contestant Stodden made headlines last year when she married 51-year-old character actor Doug Hutchison. She was 16 years old at the time.