Many of Real Musgrave's Pocket Dragon figurines have runes on
them which, when translated, add even more humor to the pieces.
(You'll also find runes in much of Real's artwork.) Here is a
"rune key" you can use to translate the runes you find. Look
below the key for a little extra information from Real.

Real on his runes (with particular reference to "Sharing
With Teddy"):

Please remember that if there are any errors in the runes here or elsewhere,
they had to be etched into the plate in mirror image! And I was essentially
still doing them for my own amusement-- even though by this time, I had
standardized the runes to a single simplified Germanic futhorc (and a very
little Latin) for the benefit of anyone trying to keep up with what I was doing.
I originally used almost every futhorc, futharc or ogham I came across. I was
intrigued with the hundreds of variations I found. I mixed languages and runes
in mid-sentence if it seemed funny or graphically appropriate to me at the time.
Honestly, at first I didn't even think about whether *I* would be able to
translate them later.

They were just little embellishments and very much of the moment. It wasn't
until a gallery owner/linguist chastised me for making translation virtually
impossible for him that I realized anyone else might be trying to follow the
jokes.