... so dairy and soy are both disagreeing with me, but Palm Oil Based Fake Creamer seems to be just fine. Also, it comes in many delicious flavors. (Caramel Macchiato Fake Stuff = way more like a frappucino than soy milk + caramel, according to my brother.)

Usually, I'm the same about "OMG kitty," but this one seemed very intent on its path-crossing duties. It zipped across the sidewalk, ran around the lawn, and doubled *back* across our path. Like, "Take THAT, suckers."