If the motorcycle runs over a speed bump, will the geese get goosebumps?

As in chicken skin?

How do we really know that she's not just a street walker and that's she's going home for the day totin' her payment(s) for services rendered?

How could you possibly think that?

Didn't her pants give away her true profession?

You mean prostitutes get free pants

Forgive my petulance and oft-times, I fear, ill-founded criticisms, and forgive me that I have, by this time, made your eyes and head ache with my long letter. But I cannot forgo hastily the pleasure and pride of thus conversing with you.

Do you think you could have increased the chance of it happening just by asking? And that I've just added to that increase?

Forgive my petulance and oft-times, I fear, ill-founded criticisms, and forgive me that I have, by this time, made your eyes and head ache with my long letter. But I cannot forgo hastily the pleasure and pride of thus conversing with you.