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This had me just rolling with laughter. I saw this on franjie's
posterous and just had to repost. What a bygone age it was on
television when you could get away with totally awesome campy lines
like this!

Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious
ensnarements of our enemies?"
Robin: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!"
Batman: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."

Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman."
Batman: "You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to
get into."

Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in
his utility belt, Robin."

Batman: "The green button will turn the car a la escarda o a la drecia."
Robin: "To the left or right. Threw in a little Spanish on me, huh,
Batman?"
Batman: "One should always keep abreast of foreign tongues, Robin."

Robin: "We better hurry, Batman."
Batman: "Not too fast, Robin. In good bat-climbing as in good driving
one must never sacrifice safety for speed."
Robin: "Right again, Batman."

And a personal favorite for dishing some
Batman wisdom on economics...
Robin: "Gosh, Economics is sure a dull subject."
Bruce: "Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. Economics dull? The glamour, the
romance of commerce... Hmm. It's the very lifeblood of our country's
society."