When Jeremy Hunt was at Culture, his future was somewhat in doubt,He’d got far too close to the Murdochs, there were many who wanted him out;His mate Michael Gove toured the studios, defending his buddy with ardour“This guy is no chancer, but he’s a great dancer – he does an amazing lambada.”

The Lansley reorganisation has left medics all tearing their hair,Hunt needs to create a diversion, a commission for quality care.He’s testing the health of the system, he’s confident, agile and quickWith a twirl and a laugh, cuts the carrot in half and doubles the size of the stick.

The UK election is coming, and Hunt is out bending each earA seven day service for patients, ten thousand lives saved every year.The evidence isn’t conclusive, the experts aren’t sure he is rightBut once on the floor he can’t hear any more, keep dancing, and follow the light.

He goes on TV with this contract, the one that he plans to impose,In the Commons he’s acting decisive; is it legal? well, nobody knows.He says that his door’s always open, but the doctors don’t ever get nearIf you never stay still you can do what you will and your room for manoeuvre is clear.

There’s a deal to be had if he wants it, but Hunt doesn’t like compromiseHe skips away, clear of commitment, he swerves and he sashays, he lies.While Cameron and Osborne are cheering, a union deal is a sin;They are confident men, it’s the pit strike again: “Have a fight, and make sure that you win.”

Young doctors are trying Australia; they say that it’s sunny out there.They get better pay, shorter hours, and there’s excellent standards of care.The training is good and the prospects are bright, the future is shining and newBut the thing they like best far outweighs all the rest: “They value the work that we do.”

Maybe now there’s an end to the madness. It’s Brexit. All change, enter May.Health officials are told in a whisper that Jeremy Hunt’s on his wayBut the sighs of relief are all stifled when it turns out the old boss is backSo how did he learn that extravagant turn that saved him from getting the sack?

It is time for his pièce de resistance, the impossible move – can you guess?All foreigners purged from the service, a totally Brit NHS.He smiles and he nods, he can do this. It’s beyond most political menBut the confident dancer will soon find the answer as Twinkletoes triumphs again.