All of my dreams and wishes have been answered. As CEO of Droid Corp and master robot conceptualizer/builder, I've always wanted to bring my mechanical prowess into my video games. Sure, there's probably some Steam Greenlight game that allows you to build shitty robots but I want to play a good game that lets me build shitty robots!

Let me explain. I'm not saying that Fallout 4's Automatron DLC only lets you build terrible, crappy robots. Not at all, I bet you can make whatever kind of robot you want to make. I'm saying that I want the ability to make a terrible, crappy robot. I want to put arms where legs should be. I want to put floaty bits where there isn't a need for floaty bits.

I want cannons for eyes and lasers for legs, do you get me? I want a metal face and not just the face I make when I listen to Slayer, either. I want to be the real deal man of steel. Not metaphorically but literally. I want to make a robot that my consciousness can soon inhabit because the pseudo-human thing I've got going on now is kind of shitty and I wish I had saw blades for feet and a Tesla coil for a spine, you get me?