The Fug Girls describe this Ryan Gosling outfit “like he just recently escaped from an EXTREMELY metrosexual white-collar prison and had to wade through a dirty lake to freedom” and now I REALLY want to see that movie. (GoFugYourself)

Dustin has EVEN MORE Better Call Saul Easter eggs. I would like “balls clattering” to be my new signature sound effect, please. (Uproxx)

Bjork is comparing poor sound quality to racial injustice and I feel like she needs to be less Bjork for a while. (Celebitchy)

Idris Elba blames the internet for killing any chance he may have had to play James Bond. Also, Daniel Craig. (THR)

Marilyn Manson got punched in the face in a Canadian Denny’s. According to Manson’s account, it was totally unprovoked; this guy apparently just walked into a Denny’s with an irrepressible desire to punch Marilyn Manson in the face. But really… who hasn’t? (DListed)

Maisie Williams says adults don’t know shit, because we have no idea what it’s like to be 17. On the one hand, this is adorable and I jut want to pet her head for hours. On the other hand, I will admit that I have no idea what it’s like to be 17 now, and I imagine it’s truly horrible. (Jezebel)

Which is more adorable, though? Little petulant Maisie Williams, telling us grown-ups just don’t understand (*foot stamp*) or this 29 year old marriage expert who’s decided marriage just doesn’t work anymore because sex and texting (*eye roll*)? (USA)

This poor Jeopardy contestant thought he was just answering a simple question, when he was actually super awkwardly revealing to the world that he has no idea how sex things work in our society. (Gawker)

Attention ginger lovers, Amy Poehler has a new look you should check out. (People)

And attention dinosaur lovers, the brontosaurus is back to being its own genus! (Geekologie)

Vulture has created a Myers-Briggs personality test, but for television. I’m a DEUH, which seems appropriate, duh. (Vulture)

Captain Tuttle has the Drunken Botanist to thank for her newfound love of Strega, and cocktails, and gardening. "Around the world, it seems, there is not a tree or shrub or delicate wildflower that has not been harvested, brewed, and bottled, " says author Amy Stewart. Check out the Captain’s review, and see why she now has a long list of liquors to try. (Cannonball Read 7)