7 Unnecessarily Sexy Food Halloween Costumes

At some point between Elle Woods’s scantily clad bunny in Legally Blonde and Regina George’s scantilier clad bunny in Mean Girls, the line between sexy Halloween costume and porny Halloween costume became totally blurred. We are now at a point of complete saturation in which every genre of costume is now sexified. Even food costumes. We dressed as cheese when we were 11, dressed in a shapeless T-shirt with holes cut in it, but those days of innocence are over.

These are costumes that give the term food porn an entirely new meaning.

It’s red, which is how you know that it’s cooked and ready to eat. According to Chad Horstman, the CEO of Yandy, a vendor of many of the sexy Halloween costumes you see out there, including an entire line of food outfits, this is going to be the year of the sexy lobster.