After a recent boozing frenzy
I went about my normal life for a week or so. Got home from work one day to find one of those "Your Postman called today..." cards telling me there was a parcel they needed a signature for. Picked up package and took it home. Upon opening it, imagine my surprise when I discovered it contained a couple of DVDs filled with Eastern European lovlies (The filthy little minxes) and a second, smaller box. Slightly puzzled by this one (the DVDs weren't that much of a surprise to be honest), I opened it to find a latex, "real feel" device, modelled on some porn slattern's naughty bits, complete with a sachet of lube. It's see through too so you can see what's going on.
(Freakish, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:11,
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