Posts Tagged ‘rock n roll’

Schreeachy-voice singer, and all-round big-mouthed scum-bag Vince Neil recently turned 50. Besides the questionable honour of without a doubt being the biggest scumcontainer of Mötley Crüe, I must also salute Vince for keeping up his look pretty good…

His face is quite OK for a 50 year old – all the booze, sex and speed-balls must be keeping him fit after all…

Anyways, I found these fun pictures from his 50 year birthday party…

Thought I would share…

I’ve added a few captions, to give a sense of progression and plot to the images…

Flava looks like he is a bit embarrased (can it be?) about the whole thing… Embarassed about hanging out with a has-been blob such as Vince.

My Main Man

Look how Flava is surrendering to the situation – everybody knows the situation where someone slightly socially embarrassing/awkward gets a little too much to drink and all of a sudden you are “Pals” – and will soon “do something, Hang out… I’ll call you”. We all know it, and the most common response is to smile a shy smile, play along, and then forget everything about this social abomination the next day. Looks to me like that’s what Flava is doing…

"Best Friends Ever"

Flava has now completely surrendered, and is giving the picture an even funnier twist by looking like a cudly monkey…

That also contain another classy piece of information – Vince Neil (my hero) has once again been aprehended for drunk driving… LOL. You should think the guy could afford a cab… He once killed another man in a drunk driving accident… he got sentenced to warning the youth of america about drunk driving as a bizarre community service…

For several years I’ve had a strange obsession with the creature who called himself Extreme Elvis.

Under the slogan that “every generation gets the elvis it deserves” and with considerable swagger, Extreme Elvis was active from (as far as I can tell) sometime in the late 1990s and until a notice appeared on the EE website claiming that the site was shut down and that several people connected with the site was under federal investigation. If I recall correct, this must have been around 2004, or thereabout.

EE actually delivered on his promise: the internet generation got the Elvis it deserved.

A generation obsessed with human folly, googling accidents, watching youtube, looking at snuff at rotten dot com all this was in full bloom thanks to the internet – and lets not forget the ‘democratization of porn’ that the internet created – no matter what bizarre sexual scenario you could dream up it was always just a google search away before you saw that someone else had already taken the idea to an even bigger extreme. Ratemypoo.com is a perfect symptom of the internet generation.

Somehow Extreme Elvis became the epitome of all things internet – bizarre, nude, media conscious, defecating and overall being perfect for a website and a cult following of people – like yours truly – who are slighty obsessed with the bizarre.

So what did he do, what was his Schtick?

… well, EE was a larger than life persona, looking like Elvis might have looked in the 80’s if he hadn’t died taking a dump – which means he is extremely overweight, with beautiful hair and an enigmatic charisma… EE performs Elvis covers as psycho dramas, utilizing bodily fluids such as piss, vomit and shit (often parts of his performance will include EE singing an Elvis song while taking a shit) and generally going all – in, giving a truly life-altering performance.

I have never had the fortune of seeing an Extreme Elvis show, but I am sure it is powerful stuff, tapping right into our primal selves with nakedness, confrontation, violence… Extreme Elvis is showing us what it means to be human, what unites us at the basic level. He is reinvigorating Elvis, giving him renewed relevance, and adding whole new layers of meaning to the classic songs that IS the Elvis legacy.

Extreme Elvis is brave – very few people would have the guts to perform in this way – especially very few people with the physical characteristics of extreme Elvis. And he seems intelligent, not like, say G.G. Allin, who merely seemed demented.

I praise you, Extreme Elvis. You should tour Europe.

Anyways, like the real Elvis there is an aura of mystery surrounding Extreme Elvis – a man performing in such a manner will automatically be intriging – I have so many questions I’d like to give to EE…

But I don’t know who he is or where to look – since the FBI shut down the extreme Elvis site, only sporadic appearances have been made – but the spirit of Extreme Elvis is still alive – the web is teeming with interviews, pictures and live performances, so there is still something for the obsessive fan (me). Even though I am sure that pictures and words can never do justice to the real thing – a live performance.

Are you there Elvis? Please respond.

Pictures can be found many places on the web – and the FBI must be pretty moronic, since many pictures and content can still be accessed on the EE site – they just shut down the front page. http://extremeelvis.com/photos/

Otherwise just google Extreme Elvis Photos or similar – theres plenty of images of this beautiful human specimen.

UPdate! Please look at the comments section! After having almost forgotten about this blog lots of interesting comments have appeared giving more details on the existence of ee.

turns out I wasn’t the only guy fascinated and enchanted by him.

I’m not able to completely verify this, but it seems that http://mattcornell.org is the latest sighting of ee! Exciting!

however in the ‘about’ section of the website he identifies as having performed as extreme elvis between 2000 and 2004… Elvis lives!