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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The pre sident was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those *******s deducted $95.00 in taxes.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd
sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house
and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and a sked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad
Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied: "Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman.''

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was
her stunningly gorgeous younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. One day, "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome. She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed
my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,"I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,just come up and
take me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her bounce up the
stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my
car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,we are very
happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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