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Posted:7th Sep 2002What with my butt being a royal one, it needs kissing not kicking!!! hehehe

And I'll have you know my imagination could see things you could never dream of, in my mind anything is possible so I doubt very much whether Kali could actually shock me!!!!Kali: if you wanna test me, bring it on!!!! LOL

Posted:7th Sep 2002Cass! How are you? I haven't communicted with you for a while, how's things in France?ahh mon petite pois, j'adore tu!

The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.-- Ken Kesey

Posted:7th Sep 2002Well, like some people I'm bi-spreadable and Mr. Marmite is more than happy to try and get along but the evil corporations ranged against Mr. Marmite with their powerful lawyers and scheming ways refuse to budge.

Mr. Marmite is willing to accept that some people may not agree with his yeasty taste - which some may say is an aquired taste - but he will not be surpressed but the evil millitia that is threatening his livelyhood.

This war isn't even a sensible one, Marmite is a savory flavour where as Nutella is a sweet delecacy!!!!

I say let Nutella and Marmite lovers live in peace and lets settle this war forever!!!!!!

Posted:7th Sep 2002I hear Cassandra collects people. She lures spinners to her apartment with promises of crepes filled with Nutella, then traps them inside giant glass jars and stores then in her cellar!

If you don't hear from me, Cantus or Ros you know where we are! But don't worry, my crack team of SAS Penguins will save me!