Chuck Norris's Bibi Endorsement

Contemplating getting a tattoo? If a rose or Chinese character don’t really do it for you, you might want to consider one of these inked likenesses of Larry David.

West Wing actor Josh Malina had a very happy 47th birthday on Thursday. Hoping to raise $5,000 for Mazon: A Jewish Response to Hunger by promising to follow on Twitter anyone who donated $10 to the cause, he ended up raising $16,424 and counting. Hooray for microphilanthropy!

Reality TV star Bethenny Frankelmoved out of the Tribeca apartment she shared with her soon-to-be ex-husband Jason Hoppy, and then went and drank tequila at Spago’s in L.A.

Looks like that spat between Lena Dunham and Howard Stern is a thing of the past. Dunham called in to the shock jock’s show and told him she accepted his apology and that those nasty weight-related comments. And just for good measure, she added, “I’m not that fat.”

Evan Rachel Wood and new hubby Jamie Bell are expecting their first child later this year.

Sarah Jessica Parker has been left on the cutting room floor of “Lovelace,” the new biopic about “Deep Throat” porn star Linda Lovelace. SJP had been called in to replace Demi Moore in the role of women’s lib icon Gloria Steinem.

Bravo’s gay TV host Andy Cohentold GQ that Jenny McCarthy was the one woman he thought might be able to turn him into a heterosexual.

Chelsea Handlerhas been warned to lay off the negative quips about Today show’s Matt Lauer. But it seems that Al Roker, who let it be known that he pooped in his pants at the White House, is apparently fair game.

Jodie Foster’s sort-of coming out at the Golden Globes has gotten “The Talk” host Sara Gilbert to thinking about how she’s changed with the times in terms of how much she shares about her personal life.

Larry Hagman’s two-bedroom L.A. penthouse is now on the market for $5.2 million. The late actor’s Ojai, California estate has been for sale for $6.5 million since before his death.

And today’s sightings: Lea Michelewearing a “Cory” necklace (that would be for her boyfriend and Glee co-star Cory Monteith); Elizabeth Bankswearing an exceedingly tight and blindingly yellow dress on the set of her new film; and a guy wearing his underwear and tzitzit, but no trousers, on the Jerusalem light rail in honor of the annual international No Pants Subway Event.