Many in the media and academia field would agree; Hillary Clinton was cheated out of the 2016 election, and let’s not forget the 2008 election either. Even today, her campaign workers can be found walking the hallways of mental institutions. Many of these people have been diagnosed with Trump Derangement Syndrome. You will also find them on the nightly network news, and in the corporate boardrooms of Google and Facebook.

In spite of all efforts to destroy these hard drives with jack-hammers, bleach-bit, acid wash, even dropped from planes over the North Pole – the drives were discovered in the back of a Russian pickup truck by an unnamed source. We can NOT however release the name of the unnamed source. If we did, they wouldn’t be unnamed any further. Enjoy the read and stay tuned for more shocking developments…

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To:Joe BidenFrom:HRCSubject:Spelin

Joe,
I suggest you pick up a dictionary, or maybe an encyclopedia.Look up my husband Bill and you should find out how spell the words you want, including some you didn’t mention like “sexual predator”, “rapist”, and “pervert”.

Is that any help ?

Regards,

Hill

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To: George StephanopoulosFrom:HRCSubject:They’re Onto Us

George,
Unfortunately it looks like our cozy little arrangement has been found out.Your “contributions” have come to light, and it doesn’t look good for having you moderate any debates I might have to participate in.Such a pain, why do I even have to debate, don’t they know it’s my due.Considering all the crap I’ve put up with Bill all these years I’m owed.

We’ll have to figure out another scheme.Is Monica, geez I hate that name, Crowley still available ?

HRC

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To:HRCFrom: George StephanopoulosSubject:They’re Onto Us

Hillary,
Yeah, Monica Crowley did a number on Mitt Romney didn’t she !Unfortunately I don’t think they’ll fall for having her do the debates again.We’ll need to find someone who can toss you the softball questions and ask your opponent questions about quantum physics.What’s that butch-looking gal’s name from MSNBC, Rachel Maddow ?

George

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To:Rachel MaddowCC: George StephanopoulosFrom:HRC

Subject:Presidential Debates

Rachel,
I’d like to chat with you about the possibility of you moderating any presidential debates for the 2016 election.Your fair-mindedness and objective record would be welcome and help insure an impartial and evenhanded discussion.

Hillary

P.S.Love the hair

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To:Al SharptonFrom:HRCSubject:Race Baiting

Yo, Homie !
Al baby, I’m gonna be needin you to keep the peeps in da hood fired up.I got dat kinky-headed skank Wasserman-Schultz playin the “War on Women” angle, and we be needin you to play the race baitin game if we gonna make my White House run a success.

HRC

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To:John PodestaFrom:HRCSubject:Al Sharpton

John,
I’m working to get Al Sharpton on board to work his people into a frenzy, and get them to vote as many times as they can on election day.I think we’re going to need it.I know he’s a sleeze bag, slime ball, race-baiting dirt bag and idiot (did I miss anything ?), oh yeah, and he looks funny too.But we need to keep the black people in the fold.

Offer him some visits to the White House after I get elected, just make sure we remove from the rooms he’s in during his visits all the ash trays, candy dishes, ink pens, basically anything that can fit in a pocket.

HRC

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To:HRCFrom:Rachel MaddowSubject:Debates

Madam Secretary,
I would be honored to moderate any presidential debate.As the premiere political commentator for MSNBC I can assure you and your no good, four-flushing, racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, Woman-hating, anti-Latino, money grubbing, lying, cheating Republican opponent that I will conduct myself in a fair and equitable manner.

Bill,
Just so you know, Rachel Maddow will be moderating the presidential debates.PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE keep your hands off, and your pants on.I don’t want her to be ticked off over you groping, and not run the debate the way we want.

Any chance you might tell me where the hell you are ?

HRC

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To:HRCFrom:BillSubject:Debates

Hill,
Humma humma, tell Rachel I’m a master debater !Woo hoo !

Love and kisses,

Bill

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To:Sidney BlumenthalFrom:HRCSubject:Trey Gowdy

Sid,
Sid old friend, my pal, ole buddy, Sid.How are you ?Everything ok with your upcoming testimony before that twerp Gowdy’s committee ?Give me a call so we can touch base on this.

HRC

P.S.Have you seen Bill, he’s missing again ?

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To:HRCFrom:Sydney BlumenthalSubject:Benghazi/Gowdy

Hillary,
No worries, I’ve been practicing my testimony, I have it down real good.I’m not concerned about that civil servant Gowdy tripping me up.By the way, is the check in the mail ?

Del is a former under cover employee of the Central Intelligence Agency serving overseas in Eastern and Western Europe, and the Middle East. He currently does consulting work in counterterrorism and writes columns, as well as appears as a guest on a number of programs.