Peregrine Falcon? You haven't been to Leeds citty centre recently, I take it. It's more likely it had a heart attack after eating too many dropped pizza slices and koner kebabs and the rats finished it off. If anyone has spotted a Peregrine in Leeds since the discovery of electricity I'll eat a raw pigeon. Nevertheless, I like a bit of twitchery on the Sideburn blog, so keep it up. ThanksGPS I actually thought it was the result of a defrocked angel.

Alright, I confess, hungry as hell, I always enjoy small game birds and lately I've developed an a la naturale Sashimi fetish . . . I knew I should've put the remnants in bins, the jig is up. I'm now in Russia and feasting on old KGB agents. Steven Piranha, no relation.