"This girl I dated had a dick fetish. Turned out she was just a whore" - Aidan-G

"Maybe youll catch me on the slopes. Ill be the dude rocking twin tip, center mounted park skis and steezy tall hoodies all the while struggling to land that basic jib across the flat box but LOVING every second of it. Every yardsale, even snow face wash, ill come up with a smile on my face." - rbean24