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After getting former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman to defend himself against allegations that he is a "moderate" whose religion is "a cult," Stephen Colbert got to his real issue on Monday:

His irrational fear of the Chinese.

Colbert asked Huntsman, the former ambassador to China, to help ease his fear of the entire country by saying the most un-scary thing possible in Mandarin. Huntsman's response? Offering to make Colbert his running mate.