Walking loudly through a silent forestPeople who purchase a large truck for the sake of owning a large truckFailure to assimilateThings that spin very quicklyPeople who think they're important, especially while drivingPeople who walk around with an SLR around their neckVanityTiny keyboardsAuction announcersPeople who think they have the right to stand in a busy hallwayThe words "snack" and "yummy"HummersZombies with augmented abilitiesChildren and their guardians who lack the intelligence to interpret the otherExplosivesPeople with explosivesPeopleNot being able to think of something elseRegretsThe inability to interface with somethingAssembling a cohesive argument, especially in the form of an essayNot being able to remember if I've done something or notReaversMore reaversToo many reaversRunning out of lead in the middle of writing something that's supposed to look niceThinking of two things, then forgetting the second after writing the firstThe capital letter "L"People who start talking the instant I start talkingPeople more stubborn than meSurprisesComplimentsPeople who seem to care about meAlcibiades, Cleon, and BrasidasBecoming tired whilst readingPeople who think that the content of books written thousands of years ago is still relevantPeople who always believe what they're toldTrying to apologizePeople who apologizePeople who think they can convince me that I'm importantBeing unable to pronounce somethingPeople who are unable to pronounce thingsLeatherPeople who write on my stuffTape, stickers, and other adhesive devicesPeople who assume that people with deformities are retardedRedundant wordsThe clichés "eating like a pig," "builds upon itself," and "epic fail"ElitistsPeople who assume that "gay," "retarded," etc. are derogatoryRhetorical fallaciesGossipSippy cupsLack of self-controlPeople who sit down in front of a TV, but don't watch TVBandwagon jumpersZoosWater bottles with restricted openingsThe GroxPeople who fail to develop an opinion out of lack of self-confidenceMuseums of natural historyMyselfPeople who think they can discover truthSilverware clinking against chinaHopeFaithPeople who make a lot of sound when they chewFlimsy notebooksPeople who think that society is stable or absolute in any wayIce trollsPeople who are austintatiousPeople who are ostentatiousReality TVThe gender binaryPeople who let others' opinions define themselvesWhen teachers scan over tests that you hand in, as you hand them inPeople who walk into my roomFlip phonesApple products and Apple product-related accessoriesPeople who won't give ponies a chancePaying Chinese companies to enslave their own peopleNon-scientific calculatorsAbusing AutoTunePeople who think they can 'trademark' online usernamesWide-ruled lined paperPeople with blatant disregard for grammarAccepting moneyPrintersTape that's too stickyCountry, hip-hop, and most rapWooden pencilsTape that's not sticky enoughAny eraser that isn't syntheticDirty erasersSand or other large particulate matterSomething something tangerinesChickenAnd French phrase that is not "Je suis si frais que vous pouvez sucer ma noix"Creatures with bifurcated jawsCrushed iceChildren who default to the 'somebody stole...' excuseThe eighth dimensionPolygons with an odd number of verticesCrumbs on the floorEmpty water bottles