Sunday, May 8, 2011

Isn't it somehow comforting to know that those not living primarily on American soil can be just as debauched as, say, Jesse James? I mean, it's not just a Hollywood thing to nab your partner, then start cheating left and right, is it?Just last week, we showed you how the Duke of Schlongsbury is launching much gossip in the UK, what with the Duke's womanizing (and girl-izing)!And not so far away from the Duke's castle lies...Sovereign Stein-Moongle's plush pad, where he, too, spends ample time luring whichever young things he can to his celebrated boudoir.Only difference is, Stein-Moongle loves to nab the boys, not the girls.Also, another distinction between Sovereign and the Duke is their partners. The Duke's doesn't know bupkes about his philandering, quite unlike Stein-Moongle's other half, who's known all about Sovereign's dalliances for many, many years.And perhaps one reason the cheated-on other half doesn't mind too much?This lucky (and super-loaded) spouse often joins in on the action!Hmm. And people wonder why the Stein-Moongles have lasted as a couple as long as they have?Jeez, is mutual cheating really the answer to true love? Say it isn't so!AND IT AIN'T: Sir Paul McCartney, Johnny Depp, Hugh Grant

Also eliminated: George Michael

Top suspects: Elton John (although he is suspected for another BV; see label for him) David Bowie

I immediately thought of Prince Albert of Monaco. Rumours of his homosexual leanings have abounded for years, but he is married to a woman. And he does have that Prince thing going, which goes well with the Sovereign name.

Those Monaco Royals have provided ripe foddor for European gossip for years. His sister Stephanie literally ran away with the circus and had a baby with one of the circus performers.

If Elton John wasn't a good candidate for Horebart Hairplug, I'd say this was him. He has a stately pile near Windsor Castle. Unless Ted is talking about Buck. House, in which case it could anyone in London. Another thought... could this be David Furnish rather than Elton John, maybe? That would work with EJ being H.Hairplug.

Isn' Elton rumoured to already have a bv? The one about him and BF watching boys doing it?

I like the Sting guess though. He and Trudy have lasted for a very, very long time, which has surprised a lot of people. And she had there for a moment spilled on Howard Stern, before going on damage control, that she and Sting were into threesomes. Or was it Sting who spilled... can't remember. So yeah, the wife joins in and makes Sting's two-somes a more rounded 3-some... :)

I find the Paul McCartney AIA odd because he doesn't really fit as one of a long-lasting couple. (As far as I can tell he and his now-fiancee have only been together four years. Which makes me think he is mentioned because this is about a musician - so I would say Sting or Elton John.

And like McCartney's late wife, she is into organic food, has opened stores in the UK. And before she was an actor and Director, and still produces movies. She is the Founder of the Rain Fores Foundation.

But would you classify Jamie Hince and Kate Moss as a couple who's been together for "many, many years" or one who people wonder about lasting "as long as they have"? Haven't they only been together 3 or 4 years?

Gotta be Sting. This morning, Ted notted George Michael, but said the "open relationship, boyfriend is rich, and they have been together for 14 years" are all the right details -- right oevre, country and perhaps colouring.

Like George, Sting is:

a singer -- checkpartner is rich in her own right -- check, she's Trudie Styler, producer and actor, very successful

And David Bowie, who has admitted to sleeping with Mick Jagger (hey! could've been another great guess, except he hasn't been married for a while)among other same-sex big names, has been married to Iman for quite some time, has a lot more movie credits then Sting.

Wow! I'm on board with the David Bowie/Iman guess too. That's brilliant! He makes no bones about his preferences, and they have been together for a very long time by entertainment industry standards. For them to last this long, she must be on board with needs.

Wow! David Bowie & Imam. That moves my earlier guess of Sting & Trudie Styler down to #2. In interviews, Imam has frequently said how lucky (!) she is to be married to a rock star. There have been plenty of rumours over the years about Bowie hooking up with young men.

And going back to my earlier checklist:

lives in England -- check

a singer -- check

partner is superloaded in her own right -- check, Imam is an international supermodel with her own makeup line

@Blurry, also this morning someone was hinting about this blind being about Sting doing the rounds of talk-show hosts and spilling the beans about his private life. Ted's answer leads to think that this may not be Sting after all...

We need to know if Sovereign has more than one marriage under his belt, and if both are with different genders,i.e. Elton John.

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