One Of The Idiots From Jersey Shore Is Bringing His Fake Tan To Video Games

Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation from MTV's Jersey Shore, doesn't just fancy himself as a man who struts about a reality show doing...stuff. He also fancies himself as, of all things, a video game developer. Or at least a consultant.

While it'd be great if he and his family/company (which is mentioned an awful lot in the release) were teaming up with Ubisoft for a series of Xbox 360 blockbuster flexing and fake tanning simulators, but sadly - if not predictably - his talents and face are going to be employed on "apps and social games".

Note the below is a real thing, written by either Sorrentino or his management. I did not make this up.

Not only am I very proud to introduce Jersey culture into the social gaming and mobile application industry, but also very excited that my family is a part of it too. I love the games and applications that my family and I have been working on with Apps Genius, and I know Jersey Shore viewers and my other fans will love them too.

My ex used to from last year. She used to beg me to watch it all the time, I refused every time. Vehemently. I'll give you a rundown on her profile:

Blonde. (FAKE blonde. Badly done.)
Bimbo. Has the IQ of a guppy.
Alcoholic. Can't have one drink, at the age of 30+ has to get smashed every time.
Nightclubber. Can't go to pubs, must go to nightclubs to recapture youth!

Do we possibly get the idea of what kinda person watches Jersey Shore now???

Triple AAA games nailing the brief. Indie games surprising people out of nowhere, and expansions and patches that completely turn a game around. It's been a good year for games - now it's time for you to vote for your favourite.