You cover your face in embarrassment and wait for her to finally climb onto the jet ski.

And make no mistake…. For those of us who are too broke to take a trip to Africa, being that up close and personal with Serena’s cheeks is the best alternative. Cause that booty is straight from the motherland.

This poor girl looked like she wanted to be anywhere else in the world at that particular moment. (but she very well could have been laughing, who knows).

Serena Williams has the key of life locked in her booty, and I cannot be convinced otherwise. If you traveled to Africa and studied heiroglyphics etched on pyramid walls, you would see the prophecy of this woman’s hind quarters.

Don’t understand our government’s economic bailout? The answer is in her booty.
Wanna know who’s winning the election? The answer is in her booty.
When will America leave Iraq? … Check the cheeks homie.

Serena’s ass knew who shot J.R.

… Oh yeah, and shout out to Serena for being the only black celebrity willing to get her hair wet in full view of paparazzi.

If you’ve visited any sports blog in the last year or two, you’ve most likely seen pictures of Allison Stokke and tons of people drooling over her. I guess I’m just one of those people who simply don’t get it, because I don’t see what the big deal is. This is no fault of Allison, because she can’t control how she’s covered … but jeez.

Is she attractive? Sure.
Is she any more attractive than the average woman on TV? Nope.

With half of the year over and done with, let’s take a look at the best and worst stories in the world of sports from January through June.

10. Mario Chalmers’ miracle 3-pointer – Kansas was shooting horribly from the arc all night and found themselves down with only 10 seconds left in the game. Chalmers’ big shot sent the game into over time, where his team won of course.

9. D-Wade buys his mom a church – We all love to chat endlessly about sports drama and shine too much light on negativity, but this story with Dwayne Wade was the exact opposite. He bought his mom Jolinda her own church to celebrate her seventh year of sobriety and a remarkable turnaround of her life. Check out the story here
8. The rise of Kimbo Slice – Kimbo Slice went from a YouTube barbarian to a bonafied superstar headlining the first ever MMA event on broadcast television. This knockout of Tank Abbott is the shining moment in his short career so far…

One thing I’ve always loved about the Olympics, is that even if you aren’t interested in a particular sport you can always check out the ladies as a last resort. Notable exceptions are sports like weightlifting, where the women look like Hulk Hogan, ugh.

Anywho, I stumbled across this collection of Track & Field hotties and had to post it (shout out to GhostLife for providing them).