Are Sales That Bad at Tom Ford Menswear?

While his cohorts share a backside plumpness that makes us want to dig in, Mr. Ford leaves us a little, uh, flat. In fact, if it weren’t for the tan lines, we might confuse his rump with Kate Moss’s chest. And OUT doesn’t even mention it â€“ we were just flipping through the pages until we found this old person rat-tailing some twunk in a shower and wondered “Why did they let him in there?” before realizing who “him” was.

Of course, if we really wanted to lose our hard-ons for a man we once came just thinking about, there’s his excitingly robotic performance on Martha Stewart.Talk about flat.

The prettiest pics we’ve seen on the internet today are of celebrity son Scott Eastwood, who just had a photo spread devoted to his beauty in Town & Country magazine. The 27-year-old actor and surfer appeared in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D as well as in an uncredited role in Chasing Mavericks.