amfAR cinema raised like $11 million dollars in cash to go towards the AIDS crisis, which rocks. All the celebs made it happen by showing up. But it was the celebrity hotties that we love so much that are the real focus here. Kim Kardashian showed up in a hot yellow dress number. Kate Upton got her hair did and looked spectacular. Rose McGowan didn’t look weird (remember the weird Marilyn Manson days?). I love me some Rose McGowan, glad she is back to looking edgy over some zombie from The Walking Dead. Like I was scared she was going to try to eat me a few years back. That’s never comfortable.

The event is tied in with the Cannes International Film Fest and is always loaded with celebs, but this year it broke a record with $11 million dollars raised. It was such a heartwarming event that when the new pop band FUN played their mindlessly stuck in your head so much you normally want to kill yourself single, “We Are Young,” it seemed warm and uplifting, instead of dire and brain penetrating. Jesse J. took the event by storm when she played “Domino” and “Pricetag,” and she looked hot doing so (her pictures are in the gallery as well). The Curator for the event was Carine Roitfeld. There were designers Alexander Wang, Balenciaga, Roberto Cavalli, Chanel, Christian Dior Tailleur among the most prominent. But no one cares about them. It’s all about supermodels, and amongst them, their leader, Kate Upton, who has some damn sexy pictures in this gallery. The most notable auction item was a chance to star in a Harvey Weinstein production, which went for like a cool million or more (I can’t convert foreign denominations, actually I could, but I am just too lazy to, it’s Memorial Day and I am lazy river today).

Victoria’s Secret angel, Doutzen Kroes, looks good in a bikini. In other news, the planet is round and Lindsay Lohan is still a disaster. Vogue, Harper’s Bazar, all agree, this chick is hot as fire. Check out the body on her. Here are some bikini Doutzen Kroes pictures for your enjoyment.

It’s a sad day in the super model world: two of the hottest Victoria Secrets babes ever announced today that they’re pregnant.

Both Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr admitted that they’re with child, but added they’re not about to retire. Don’t worry, though, we all know that super models have a way to bounce back after dropping their kids into this world. In the meantime, while we wait for both Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr to expand and then deflate, here are the latest photos of Doutzen for Victoria’s Secrets. Let’s enjoy them while we can!

Doutzen Kroes is the main attraction of this month’s issue of Vogue Russia. Barely dressed in a bunch of hot swim suits, the Netherlands-born supermodel looks good enough to eat. It’s a shame that the people of Russia will never have any of their own hot babes dressed in those tiny bikinis… even in the dead of summer it’s too cold to wear anything like that there. And I know, I spent a few months in Russia last year and I was freezing in the middle of August.

Sadly those months in Moscow didn’t teach me enough Russian to be able to translate any of the text on these magazine scans, so I’m as much at a loss as you are. But with Doutzen Kroes almost naked in these pages, I don’t really care what it says. Just watching Doutzen is enough to keep me smiling!