What if Christmas didn't come this year
And no one paid for Christmas cheer
Who would cry the biggest tear
The child or the store
Why do brides wear virgin white
Most do not deserve that right
But to choose a color of their delight
Would surely bring on the frowns

To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave

Suppose the tax-man he comes to town
And you don't lay your money down
Yet Mr. Jones he killed
Mr. Brown the other day
Well I wonder, who's gonna go to hell
It's all up to me?
No? Yeah?
I'm just a bill. Yes I'm only a bill and
I'm sitting on capitol hill.
Well well well I'll be a law someday

To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave
To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave