This is the bomb.com (what.shutup)! iPet Companion lets you remotely operate toys for shelter kitties to play with while you watch a live stream of it happening. MAGICAL. Unfortunately, the only one I can get to work is the Oregon Humane Society, and nobody was there to play with. Still, I believe in this project very much and so I'm willing to try and try again! If you never see me again, will at least one of you promise to follow me down the internet rabbit hole into the adorable mind of iPet Companion? We will cuddle with kittens forever, but please scram if Keyboard Cat comes around and wants to hang he is mine.

Oh, also, I think you can get this for your cats at home and play with them all day instead of doing work at your job. When you're fired, come join me inside the machines, it's really cute in here!