ABC has released the lineup of competitors for this fall’s “Dancing with the Stars,” and it’s the most eclectic collection of celebrities to date, including former House majority leader Tom DeLay, supermodel Kathy Ireland, singer Macy Gray, and four professional athletes (athletes traditionally do well on the show): Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin, Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin, former MMA champion Chuck Liddell, and snowboarder Louie Vito. The full list is available here.

As always, I plan to cheer for the attractive women without actually watching the show. This year, that will include model Joanna Krupa and — to lesser extents — Ireland and Coughlin. Kathy Ireland’s obviously past her prime, but I like that she’s outspoken about being pro-life. I’m not pro-life myself, but I like girls that are. They tend to view condoms as a sin.

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So Ufford, three posts today and still no review of the Mad Men season premiere (and its – SPOILER ALERT – quiet homage to Japanese tentacle-rape porn)?

08.17.09 at 12:52 pm

Matt

@diesel – I’m not in the reviewin’ business. But I expect to see a painting of the spaghetti monster in Cooper’s office by the end of the season.

08.17.09 at 1:22 pm

whowillsexmutombo?

hey, judges: hide the scissors if you know what’s good for you.

08.17.09 at 1:30 pm

Enrico Pallazzo

My early money would be on The Chairman from Iron Chef. That dude does backflips and shit in Kitchen Stadium.

08.17.09 at 1:47 pm

Danger Guerrero

No love for Mya? She was hot in that one video with the other girls where they dressed like whores.

/RaFlaWa’d

08.17.09 at 2:27 pm

Westbrook Is My-AntiDrug

@ Enrico

Hell yeah.

08.17.09 at 4:42 pm

Farthammer

Chairman from Iron Chef? Try: Star of Double Dragon, holmes. Also, I went to high school with Coughlin. Apropos of nothing, really.

08.17.09 at 4:57 pm

Penismightier

I bet you could tickle Chuck Liddell into submission these days. Props for bringing in hot cunt like Kathy Ireland and Joanna Krupa. However, negative a million points for adding the botched abortion that is Kelly Osborn.