Craigslist Missed Connections, Coachella Edition: Guy Eye-Bangs Bleach Blonde in Gold AmApp Top at Sahara Tent, Invites Her to Lincoln Heights to "420 It Up and Listen to Deadmau5"

This little Coachella-related message in a bottle went up today on Craigslist's infamous Missed Connections section, possibly the saddest region in the entire Internet where--most likely late at night and surrounded by a collection of crusty socks--the deluded attempt to contact people they've had awkward non-contact with IRL:

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COACHELLA SAHARA TENT - m4w - 25 (Lincoln Heights)

Hi there,

I saw you at the Sahara tent during Coachella during Skrillex.

Me: brown, short messy hair, plaid Abercrombie shorts, no shirt, and I was wearing a sailor's hat.