Wow. What a banner year for Dicks. 2008 may go down as the 1984 draft of professional Dickness (BTW that makes Kanye West the John Stockton of this metaphor). Think about this, most of us had never even heard of half of this list one year ago! That’s gotta make you excited about all the new Dicks 2009 gonna spawn.

With the inauguration days away this is all the more bittersweet. Mr. President, from all of us a heartfelt congrats. Enjoy this after-dinner-mint of an award. We were always planning on sending the winner a trophy, but it looks like someone beat us to the punch.