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Tarzan wasn't a ladies' manHe'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like thatQuick as a cat in the jungle

But Clark Kent, now there was a real gentHe would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescapeDumb as an ape doing nothing

Superman never made any moneyFor saving the world from Solomon GrundyAnd sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

Hey Bob, Supe had a straight jobEven though he could have smashed through any bank in the United StatesHe had the strength, but he would not

Folks said his family were all deadPlanet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself to carry onForget Krypton and keep going

Superman never made any moneyFor saving the world from Solomon GrundyAnd sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apesBut he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, you Jane"

Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimesI'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on manJoin Tarzan in the forest

But he stayed in the cityKept on changing clothes in dirty old phonebooths 'til his work was throughAnd nothing to do but go on home

Superman never made any moneyFor saving the world from Solomon GrundyAnd sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like himAnd sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him