The eHarmony Hall of Fame

Last night, Florence and I met some members of the Scottish band Whisky Kiss. This is Ian—he had an adorable accent—and he gave us his business card, which he pulled out of his man-bag. I have decided, in regards to eHarms, that I've been "coming from a place of no, instead of a place of yes," as Bethenny from Real Housewives says. So I opened up my mind and logged on last night…

Last night, Florence and I met some members of the Scottish band Whisky Kiss. This is Ian—he had an adorable accent—and he gave us his business card, which he pulled out of his man-bag.

I have decided, in regards to eHarms, that I've been "coming from a place of no, instead of a place of yes," as Bethenny from Real Housewives says. So I opened up my mind and logged on last night…

It is quite a trip reading eHarms profiles. I am supposed to be learning something about these men, but when they claim to be passionate about "everything," I learn nothing.

Just yesterday, I waded through a chief train dispatcher, an elevator technician, a plumber, a "light factory work" (light as in incandescent bulbs or light as in minimal lifting??) and "I run a aquatic facility." My favorite is when they just put "manager." Or "professor"—wouldn't a professor specify his field of interest? Like anthro or Celtic studies?

From several profiles...here are some answers I thought you might get a kick out of. I did not change the wording or correct any spelling:

The one thing Eric is most passionate about:

Living

__ The one thing peter is most passionate about:__

Huge New York Giants fan!

The one thing edward is most passionate about:

meeting a girl that i cant live with out.

The one thing Bobby is most passionate about:

Passionate is a very strong word. Theres no one thing Im passionate about.I like the typical things most people would like.

One thing that only David's best friends know is:

too many embarrassing stories

The things james can't live without are:

football

good wings

my wheels

sleep

breakfast

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The first thing you'll probably notice about edward when you meet him:__

i am charming

[same profile, next question:] The one thing edward wishes MORE people would notice about him is:

i am down to earth.

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The one thing Vincent wishes MORE people would notice about him is:__

My inner six pack. :O)

The last book james read and enjoyed:

Im not one to sit and read books to often.

The last book Lorenzo read and enjoyed:

i dont want to sound stupid but my last book read was at the univesity with my job i only have time to read the news paper and on my spare time i rather do something fun

Lorenzo would like you to know:

im not sure if it makes a difference but i was born in italy and moved here when i was very little but thank god, no accent.

Rick would like you to know:

I do not believe I am a "big dumb jock".

Thomas typically spends his leisure time:

At times it's nice just to sit back relax and think about things that have recently happened and other things you wish could happen.

I am sorry, but I just can't!!! I'm coming from a place of no and I can't help it. These answers are major turn-offs. What's your latest turn-off?