Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.

Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.

South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you deserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.

We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct by any means, unless said means consist of hot, willing and able teachers getting down with young studs. Just kidding…?

Check out 18 of America’s Sexiest Sex Offenders after the jump and vote!

Crime: Fled the country with a 14-year-old lover and her four-year-old son.

Sentence: Indicted by a grand jury in Kentucky on felony custodial interference, two counts of third-degree sodomy and four counts of unlawful transaction with a minor relating to sexual acts.

Danielle Walls
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: San Diego, CA

Occupation: High School History Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: 10 to 25 sexual encounters with a minor, supplying drugs and alcohol to a minor. Pled guilty to multiple counts of unlawful sexual contact and furnishing alcohol to a minor in addition giving a controlled substance to a minor.

Sentence: 1 year in jail, 5 years six months probation.

Christine Scarlett
Age at time of offense: 39
Location: Strongsville, OH

Occupation: Art Teacher

Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Scarlett allegedly held a win a date with a teacher contest, and took Bradigan to Dairy Queen. Bradigan said Scarlett then made a move on him in the parking lot of a Strongsville mall. Bradigan says a sexual relationship followed.

Sentence: Sentencing yet to take place.

Amber Jennings
Age at time of offense: 30
Location: Dudley, MA

Occupation: High School English Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Emailing nude pictures and video of herself to a former student. Pled guilty to “disseminating harmful materials to a minor”.

Sentence: 2 years probation

Rebecca Dawn Bogard
Age at time of offense: 27
Location: Biloxi, MI

Occupation: High School Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Sent explicit text messages and trysted with the victim in her white Jaguar, which bore the license plate “GRRRRR.”

Sentence: Facing felony sexual battery charges.

Mary Kay Letourneau
Age at time of offense: 34
Burien, WA

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher

Lover: 13 year-old male student

Crime: Having sex with a minor.

Sentence: Pled guilty to two counts of second-degree statutory rape and was sentenced to 89 months in prison.

Fact: Letourneau was her victims 3rd grade teacher and began their sexual relationship when she taught him again in 6th grade when he was 13 years old. Letourneau gave birth to his love child while serving her 89 month prison sentence. Letourneau was released from prison in 2004 and was married to her victim (now 21 years old) one year later.

Pamela Smart
Age at time of offense: 23
Location: Derry, NH

Occupation: Media Services Coordinator

Lover: 15 year-old male

Crime: Seduced 15-year-old William “Billy” Flynn and threatening to leave him unless he killed her husband.

Sentence: Charged with murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

Note: Nicole Kidman portrayed Pamela Smart in the movie To Die For.

Janelle Batkins
Age at the time of crime: 42
Location: Clinton, MI

Occupation: French Teacher

Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Had sex with underage student at her home over a several month period.

Sentence: Charged with two counts of CSC and if convicted she will serve jail time.

Loni Folks
Age at time of offense: 24
Location: Petal, Mississippi.

Occupation: 5th Grade Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Arrested on Jan 28, 2008 for having sexual relations with a minor.

Sentence: Charges pending.

Sandra Geisel
Age at time of offense: 42
Location: Colonie, NY

Occupation: English Teacher

Lover: 4 students including a 16 year-old student.

Crime: Having sex with 4 students including a minor in the backseat of her car.

Crime: Having vaginal and oral sex with a minor on more than a dozen occasions at school, her home and the teens’ home. She was later arrested for sending nude photos, sex videos and text messages to a minor and continuing communications with the boy through blogs and a website after her original arrest. She was ultimately charged with 4 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and violation of probation

Sentence: 270 days in prison, an 8-year suspended sentence, 7 years 3 months probation, register as a sex offender and surrender her teaching certificate for life.

Crime: Numerous sexual encounters with a teen in her classroom, her home and her SUV. Charged with 4 felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

Sentence: 3 years house arrest, 7 years probation and lifetime registration as a sex offender who cannot work near children

Odd Fact: Nick Carter claims to have lost his virginity to Ms. Lafave

— Honerable Mention —
*Neither of the two below have been convicted of a sex crime*

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Erica Chevillar
Age: 26
Location: Boca Raton, FL

Occupation: 10th grade social studies teacher

Notes: Posed for the US National Bikini Team and resigned rather than facing punishment when parents in the school district saw the pictures online. After resigning Chevillar posed for Playboy and joined WWE’s Diva search.