A Movement, Defined

So we all grabbed some props, because we are sheep, and
the hat stayed with Joe all night. After a surprisingly small
amount of convincing, they got on the bar and history was made.
They were up there for at least 2 minutes, collecting dollar bills
while losing a bit of dignity. Of course i had to take a pic,
because it was my duty to embarrass them with it
later.

This is how history is often made: two embarrassing minutes at a
time.#