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Friar Tuck Riverboat

Description

The Friar Tuck Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Friar Tuck -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:

Wheezy the Penguin's cabin

Indian plane

Fort Elf

Touring Advice

Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may dare if you don't let them.

Guest Notices

Minimum height 34".

Pregnant folks should not ride.

This attraction closes at sundown.

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