George Zimmerman Wants To Fight Kanye West

Noted neighborhood watch commander George Zimmerman wants to fight Kanye West in the boxing ring. Besides being a painter now, Zimmerman also fancies himself a pugilist. He wants West to be his next opponent, for cash considerations, naturally. Zimmerman says that Kanye beats up on innocent people and needs a good comeuppance. He's mostly just baiting the media into building up a story so he can make some more cash from being an acquitted murderer. A guy like Zimmerman shouldn't be expected to handle the rigors of a real adult life. He probably thought he was going to prison forever for killing a teenager. Now he's got lots of free time and that old fulfilling lifestyle of being a private party rent-a-cop and self-appointed street vigilante suddenly seems empty. So, why not fight Kanye for cash. It's a no lose situation for those of us who don't like assholes all that much. Let's go Marquess of Queensberry rules, which I think means each guy gets to bring one lethal weapon and nobody calls the cops.