Adrien Broner has a lot of money. A quick search reveals that he doesn't have an insane amount of money, as star athletes, go, but he likely has more than you and all your friends. He is, however, a young and flamboyant and attractive and great fighter, so barring tragedy or magic, Broner will ostensibly spend a lot more years beating just about everyone he boxes and earning millions and millions of dollars for doing so.

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He knows this. He wants you to know this. And thusly, he's endowed upon the Internet a cinematic selfie of himself sitting on a toilet in an unknown Popeyes. He is prattling. He is maybe pooping. He claims he is pooping crisp twenty-dollar bills (though that is unverified). He flushes the crisp twenty-dollar bills he claims to poop into the toilet down the toilet. We count 80 bucks.