…please forgive the pretentious greeting. I admittedly presumed to be a little ‘too’ playful with such a… saccharine opening attempting to set myself apart from the other unsolicited posts populating your package drop.

Anyway, my name is Brian, and after a search for specialty craft stores brought you to my attention I couldn’t help but try my luck contacting you, thinking if anyone could help me you might, regardless your being located across the country.