The only way I would watch is if all the drivers looked like Danica Patrick and raced in lingerie, and we spent the whole race switching from dashboard cam to dashboard cam. Pit crews would need to be girls in lingerie, too.

The only way I would watch is if all the drivers looked like Danica Patrick and raced in lingerie, and we spent the whole race switching from dashboard cam to dashboard cam. Pit crews would need to be girls in lingerie, too.