News anchor Lisa Dutton dug herself deeper and deeper into hole while telling a story how her son would soothe his teething pain with her vibrating toothbrush. Her counterpart’s eyes seemed to grow bigger in disbelief as she continued her innuendo-heavy story.

Like so many Americans, Johnnynapalm2001 was terribly curious about the European-popular bathroom cleansing device called the bidet. But now that the shame and embarrassment of buying the toilet add-on in person can be circumvented with Amazon, he decided to live life on the edge and try it out.

After a minute of troubleshooting, he finally successfully sprays himself. And of course, his reaction is priceless. “It knows! How does it know where to go?” he rhetorically questions after being hit directly.

After testing out all the settings, he’s had enough. “Omg. I’m kinda shaking a little bit. That was weird. That was really weird.”

Yes, this is what the Internet was made for. The video has quickly gone viral today after being featured on Reddit.

Ever since Steve Harvey took over as the host for the long time running Family Feud game show, the questions are full of innuendo. He asks the questions, ‘Name something you put in you mouth, but don’t swallow.’ Of course he’s going to get a ‘dirty’ answer, and this time, it even comes from a self proclaimed pastor’s wife.

This video from July just went viral now, but is most likely fake. Grandpa decided to leave a couple last messages on a video will to his family. He gives away the time share, his savings, and his huge collection fake phalluses. He claims to have collected over 1,000, and gives them all to his son. Weird.