Tiger Woods’ former mistress Joslyn James is a thirsty attention whore who will be at the Masters…

March 31, 2010

Ok, we see you , know leave...

and you wonder why Tiger didn’t play Bay Hill with Arnie? Because Arnie would not have been able to control the madness that this whore is going to bring with her. I don’t use the term whore lightly, but this woman is both an attention whore, and an actual whore.

A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1.is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2.interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
3.displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4.consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
5.has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
6.shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
7.is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
8.considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.

1) someone who will do anything to get attention; namely whore herself out, sleep around, cry for no reason, dance like a slut, etc.
2) someone who has a folder full of their “selfies” on their desktop
3) someone who wears a shirt as a dress and says “oops!!”
4) she feels like she’s in constant competition with people even though there CLEARLY is no competition
5) doesn’t understand why “good guys don’t like her” even though she’s obvs a slut

Now, you may ask yourself, “What is up with the post? Why give her what she wants?” Because you have to treat a whore like a whore. Ignoring her is not going to make her go away. Notice, we are hearing about her again because Tiger is going to play the Masters. She is trying to milk this for all it’s worth. There is a Vanity Fair article coming out, she has posted text messages from Tiger on her blog, anything to squeeze this like dudes do her obvious fake breasts.

We are at defcon 5! And lookie here....fake breasts...see I told you

Porn actress linked to Tiger Woods plans to go to Augusta during Masters

Sporting News staff reports

Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2010 – 5:16 a.m. ET

One of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses on Monday told Fox News she plans to attend the Masters next week while Woods is playing in the tournament.

That is stalker mentality, or a mentality of a thirsty hoe trying to cash in. The fact that she is in porn has nothing to do with her being a thirsty hoe. There are several porn people who are not this way, or seek attention to an actual problem. She is only attempting to get hers from snitching on Tiger.

Porn actress Joslyn James (real name Veronica Siwik-Daniels) will be performing at an Atlanta strip club April 8-10, during the first three rounds of the tournament. Augusta National is about 150 miles from Atlanta.

Really? But, you are an attention seeking whore. Shouldn't I treat you as such?

In the Fox interview, James also contradicted associates of Woods — including caddie Steve Williams — who have said they had no knowledge of Woods’ extramarital activities.

“(Williams) knew who I was. … There were a few people in his inner circle that I saw regularly that knew who I was and (knew) the dynamics of the relationship that I had with Tiger .. throughout the whole three years we were together,” she said.

James has posted explicit text messages and e-mails purportedly from Woods that she says proves the two had a relationship. She says she wants to “get the truth out” with regard to their liaisons.

Here is why they may not have known who you were, since he was banging a lot of different women, and a bunch are hotter than you. All you have going for you is your fake breasts, which remarkably, look fake.

What does “Getting the truth out” do? That’s right, it allows you to cash in on the situation. Look, we know that Tiger banged out a lotta women and was not faithful to his wife. You didn’t need proof to something that we already knew. You are old news, act like it and jump into the recycling bin.

James also wants Woods to apologize to her and any other mistresses. “You’re supposed to apologize to them directly and make amends,” she said, referring to Woods’ supposed rehab for a sex addiction, “and I’ve yet to see anything that even resembles that.”

You can keep waiting for that. I am pretty sure that he is not going to talk to you directly again. Plus, how do you know what is part of Tiger’s rehab plan? I am pretty sure it mandates statying away from skanks like yourself. At least the others have quieted down. (Although the Perkins waitress is still yammering too. She is in Vanity Fair talking about how large Tiger is. That kind of attention is fine for Tiger I would imagine. We know about her too, and she is not trying to expose all details (like texts etc.) to the world) He does not owe you an apology. You are mad because he bedded down 15 others. You are mad because you thought that you were his only side piece. That is the funny part for me. Known side pieces mad about other side pieces. Don’t be mad, you already know that you are not in the front of the line, because of wifey.

The Masters will be Woods’ first tournament since last November, when he was involved in an auto accident that led to the revelations of his infidelity. Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, reportedly will be in her native Sweden during the weekend.

I am glad that Elin won’t be there for the sideshow. Dude is trying to get his family life in order adn the past should be the past. He made mistakes, has apologized to the people that matter and he is trying to rebuild. Ghosts (or thirsty hoes) of the past, should remain there…in the past. Plus, shouldn’t you be reading and stalking Jesse James? Because I bet that you slept with him too… Off topic, but how is how is Jesse James side piece nicknamed “Bombshell”? That is an ironic nickname right? Like calling me Tiny, or using Fat E as a nickname for Erik.

3 Responses to “Tiger Woods’ former mistress Joslyn James is a thirsty attention whore who will be at the Masters…”

You always know that nothing ever good happens once Gloria Allred the noted female attorney steps from her tomb to represent these women as if they’re the wronged party in all of this. Of the fourteen alleged paramours said to have had sex with Woods . Allred actually represents eight of them . None of these women can afford her services but yet somehow Allred can represent them ? She’s either doing the work pro-bono or looking to land these women money to shed light with their stories. It’s become a cottage industry concerning Woods and it’ll be the same thing concerning the James’ Bullock situation.

Need I say anymore on the matter ? Word spreads round the legal grapevine all too quickly. As it did with the Eliot Spitzer and John Edwards’ faux pas’.

The moment Woods’ lawyers do that it makes his situation even more untenable. Even if there’s a none disclosure clause placed into an arranged agreement. Who’s to stop any of the females out there from profiting from it all by creating a fictional piece and adding characters to the story ?