2012-08-24From:
BluBlaDE (more)Comments:
I'd love to try once but at least I'd drop a good 300 kilos of potpourri and Bam totally livable environment. Just need to find a sewer hole in a not too crowded street and bam just like a ninja never seen never known.

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n/a

2012-07-31From:
Randy (more)Comments:
Living in a sewer isn't as cool or as glamorous as it would seem. After my dad was executed, my mom dated a guy who had to live in the sewer because his house had be repossessed. He was a nice guy and all, but it was not fun living down there. A game like this cannot convey the utter stench of such an existence. It's...it's just disgusting, that's all. All day long you watch shit float by and even when it isn't, you're smelling it. This game, though, was pretty good.

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2012-05-16From:
Rain (more)Comments:
mildly addictive and entertaining. i hated this when i was a kid as it was too hard. but playing it again recently it's kinda cool

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2012-04-20From:
BluBlaDe (more)Comments:
Yep they really can be annoying these little fuckers. I've heard people actually lives in the sewers in order to avoid getting their houses trashed by these sad excuses of paperboys.

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2012-03-05From:
Josh (more)Comments:
This is one of those games where I wanted to like it, but never did. It's kinda cool and different, to be sure, but there's just something about it that I don't like. Maybe it's the fact that I totally sucked donkey nuts at it. We'll probably never know for sure. Incidentally, I think the local paper boy has been breaking into my car in the early morning hours. Two times in the past weeks I've gone out to my car only to find things scattered about and a few things missing. Needless to say, I now wait outside every morning with a shotgun waiting for the fucker to try it again. It's an antique Winchester M1897 trench gun made to kill Germans, but I figure it'll kill a punk kid just the same.

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2011-12-07From:
BluBlaDe (more)Comments:
Man fuck that next month I'm moving to a manhole. Super awesome place man. Warm during winter, feels like a secret hideout, easy as hell to commit murder/rape/crime/fellony and fucking biggest place of the city. You'd need to do something about all that shit but I'm pretty sure it would be easy to find someway or something. Also too bad it can also be toxic.

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n/a

2011-12-07From:
Peter (more)Comments:
He's probably some sort of homeless person, perhaps a veteran, that has mental health issues and has slipped through the cracks (albeit giant ones) of the American health care system. Thanks a lot, GOP>

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n/a

2011-12-06From:
blublade (more)Comments:
That guy in the manhole was fucking manly. You know you're another level when you fucking live in a manhole. He was probably on the run for rape or serial murder. Guess they're the average people on this site.

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n/a

2011-07-14From:
RP (more)Comments:
What is it we're not supposed to be able to read now? Amazing that you can find the time out of your busy schedule to hack an obscure site that no one has giving a flying-fuck to in years (including its creator). Good job, Sam...oops, I mean "Peter".

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n/a

2011-05-06From:
Ryan (more)Comments:
I was an actual paperboy for a while in my early teens. The thing was to scout out your route for any potentially lonely housewives or other women that it might be good to know. When I would go around once a month to collect what people owed for their subscriptions, one older lady (in her '60s) would invite me in and have me show her my penis. Being a teenage boy, I would and she would then masturbate using one of those vibrators that looks like a palm sander from shop class. Because the vibrator was so strong, she kept her panties on the whole time, thus denying me a view of older lady pussy, but otherwise she would be totally naked under her bathrobe and her tits were fantastic: big and hanging nicely, classic mature funbags. Anyway, she'd finish after a couple of minutes (and a couple of orgasms) and then give me a blowjob for my trouble. As young as I was and as hot as the situation was for me, I'd be ready to shoot in no time. She let me cum in her mouth, but she'd always go to the kitchen sink to spit it out. Said she hated the taste of it, but liked the feeling of control it gave her over a man's pleasure. She would always tell me this, about the feeling of power that having a man cum inside of her gave her; I didn't give a rat's ass about the whys and hows of it, just that a woman was blowing me. Never could talk her into letting me fuck her; she thought that that should be between me and a girl my own age. Personally, I kind of liked the idea of fucking a chick that was too old to get pregnant. Still do, in fact. Regardless, the two of us had fun with one another for a good many months, but I eventually got caught masturbating in another customer's bushes as she was changing clothes after work. Today I would have made the news and probably have to register as a sex offender, back then I just lost a shitty job and access to Old Lady Blowjob because my parents made sure to keep me away from anyone along my old paper route.

2009-06-16From:
Nebrazca78 (more)Comments:
"From: Moe Syslak Comments: this game was better on NES" You forgot to mention that by better you mean that you prefer the dithered NES version with the same gameplay but with sack-wranglers at the end instead of cheerleaders. I'd call the SMS version a 10 in terms of the faithful arcade conversion but a 6 in terms of overall long-lasting fun... so an 8.

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2008-01-28From:
ninjataki21 (more)Comments:
good game. did anyone here used to deliver pamphletes and/or papers?? i had a run.. but most of those papers ended up in the bin or down the creek lol easy money!

2005-11-16From:
matt (more)Comments:
I played this on the commodore 64 and it was so cool.I haven't played this version.It's pretty hard.Who would have thought a sega master system games chat would get so sexual but that's what the internet is for I guess.I would give this game 69 out of a hundred.

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2005-09-29From:
Sam (more)Comments:
i played this on an arcade machine in Stourport. my mum payed for it, i love her.

2005-05-14From:
Moe Syslak (more)Comments:
this game was better on NES

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2005-04-09From:
stace (more)Comments:
this games great a simple yet brill game. wish i played it more

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2005-02-08From:HarvestDude (more)Comments:
Even being better than the NES version, Paperboy is still a somehow boring game. Its nice at the first time you play it, but it gets boring quickly. Sega didn't seem to improve the game graphics and sound.

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2005-01-28From:
Brian T. (more)Comments:
Paper boy kicks ass and this one has more to it than the NES version

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2004-12-17From:
Asshole Edward (more)Comments:
i fucking love paperboy
i play it every fucking day and it kicks total fucking arses! fuck you all who dislike paperboy, ill ride by on my bike and fling a newspaper right at your fucking forehead! 10 alexs

2004-02-08From:
piranhaman (more)Comments:
good game. did anyone here used to deliver pamphletes and/or papers?? i had a run.. but most of those papers ended up in the bin or down the creek lol easy money!

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2004-01-02From:
Nathan (more)Comments:
I Think this game is class i used to have it on atari when i was about 5

2003-05-25From:Ro (more)Comments:
THIS SURE BEATS THE NES VERSION! I GOTTA GET THIS GAME FOR MY COLLECTION! DELIVER TO THE COLOURED HOUSES. DAMAGE THE NON-CUSTOMER'S HOUSES

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2003-04-26From:
meman887 (more)Comments:
this game I remember playing when I was younger it was fun but when I go back and play it now I think it is rubbish and boring

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2003-04-08From:
Wi Wi Jumbo (more)Comments:
Paperboy? Paperboy? When I was a kid it didn't occur to me how stupid this premise was. I could have actually been a paperboy if I had wanted. I imagine it would have been as much fun as this pantload ever was. Why not have a drive-thru window simulator?

2003-03-18From:
animal jr (more)Comments:
this game is ace and i would recomend it to anyone who was debating to get it. all you need to do ia ask someone who knows this game and they will tel you the same

2003-02-09From:
tom newton (more)Comments:
tis is a superb game that ive always liked i just want to download it now!10 out of 10

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2003-01-12From:
SuperNova (more)Comments:
When I played for the first time the game I said "what a shit... " ... but then I realized how addicted I was of it. So I couldn´t stop playing... till I get bored of killing ppl with my newspapers HAHAHAAAAAAAAA..... well, was funny.

2002-10-02From:
Jacko (more)Comments:
Seriously kewl game, great fun, although when you hit dogs, you prey the fucking die, sadly they never do!! great game, and this is a great page!!!

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2002-09-04From:
Alex McMillan (more)Comments:
I really hated being a paperboy, and I really hated this game. Is it US Gold's fault that this shite came out? I found the game to be a pile of overrated goat testicular cancer. Why is it remembered as a classic? Delivering newspapers is shit, and so are people that think making computer games based on said activity, is going to be 'groovy and cool'.

2002-05-28From:
jimmy (more)Comments:
its a grwat game where u dilliver the paper its a great game allround!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic not! cool game but not my style wicky wicky now

2002-01-09From:
toastlad-OzStyl (more)Comments:
The 8-bit era is littered with dual platform (SMS,NES) conversions that prove Segas superiority over the famicom. The Nintendo version was completely unplayable, but this was brilliant. Just falling short of the Commodore 64 conversion though...

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2001-12-26From:
opaopa (more)Comments:
If you want a goddam paper then don\'t have 3 ghetto blasters on the lawn next to your self-controled lawnmower while your family breakdances and rides unicycles on the sidewalk! It\'s just common sense. Great game though.

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2001-07-25From:
Revolt (more)Comments:
My friends told me to give this game a ten.
so here it is

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2001-07-18From:
G00L (more)Comments:
This is a great game that started a line of paperboy games. I also liked the cameria angles.

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2001-07-15From:
Paper boy (more)Comments:
Wow, I get up early every morning to work hard delivering papers to idiots who wont get up until 12:00 A.M. just to see that someone made a game about me that ROCKS!!!!!!!!!