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Spoiler Thoughts:

For someone so good at surviving, Hook certainly does get hit on the head and rendered unconscious a lot.

Wait, Emma still has Savior Parkinson’s? I thought we solved that somehow.

Charming, you are the Prince of Bad Decisions.

Poor Regina can now only be evil in flashback.

The Ranunculus of Hope.

Ok, somehow this is not exactly how I remember this all going down.

Ok, I’m pretty sure this is not how I remember this happening.

I feel like when Charming woke up, they didn’t have this immediate lovely reunion. I think he didn’t remember anything, then the curse took hold and he went back to his fake wife.

Then he cheated on his fake wife with Snow, and his wife found out and slapped her across the face in front of the whole school.

So I guess I can understand why they might want to remember it a little differently.

Zelena, fulfilling her contractual obligations to be in the show this season.

Well super glad we did this ill-advised science experiment.

This is why we have oversight committees for medical research.

I like how Emma is telling Charming that he made it all worse, when Regina is standing right there.

Lol that Zelina’s all “the flower that woke you up from the Dark Curse only grows in the presence of GREAT EVIL” and Regina is still standing right there.

To be fair, the Black Fairy enjoys having a lot of boys call her “mother.”

Wow, Rumple’s usually a little more careful with his dagger.

We are really retconning this flower into the first season.

Deux ex Tiger Lilia.

SBARGE

It’s snowing now? What kind of weather patterns do they have in Storybrooke?

This is some bizarre backstory they’re giving Tiger Lily here.

Why can’t she just shoot them all with darts and put them to sleep like last time?

OH FAKEOUT

One last Ranunulus of Hope.

10 years isn’t just a little bit longer, Snow.

Man, this is a pretty bogus decision Snow is making. I would not buy anything Rumple told me for free.

Ok, 1) I feel like maybe we should finish the sleeping spell curse before their hearts give out, and 2) if you see a disembodied shadow flying around, I think you should have a pretty good idea of where it came from.

By this time, no one but Hook even remembers the grandfather thing.

You are about three crises behind, Hook.

For her big romantic scene, they couldn’t do better for her than have her in her Salvation Army dress with the Peter Pan collar?

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Spoiler Thoughts:

Ah, the Ogre Wars. Part of the Rumple family album.

Man, Carlyle is getting a workout this season.

Sbaaaaarge

I dunno Hook. Emma’s not always strong on the forgiveness front.

Belle, you are such a dolt.

Beowulf was kind of a dick.

Neal seems a little older here than when he got sucked into the portal.

Too bad Regina doesn’t have Emma’s superpower today.

Rumple, your son’s soul might already be missing.

How on Earth do you think Rumple is going to defeat Grendel without any magic, Bae? He doesn’t even have a weapon!

Oh Regina. You never do catch a break, do you.

You would think that the easiest thing would have been for Rumple to use his powers one last time, blink the two of them to a different town where no one knows them, and then start life over from that point.

You would also think that if Gideon knew that the Black Fairy was occupied and his cage door was unlocked (and he couldn’t save the other kid,) he would have just gotten out and left.

Good thing we never contemplated telling Belle that we found Gideon, Rumple.

Regina really needs to reincorporate the Evil Queen to get rid of these maudlin tendencies.

Well this puts a pretty poor light on all those self-righteous speeches Baelfire used to make, given that he was the one who started Rumple on his dark course to begin with.

It’s nice that Gold and his son finally found an activity they could do together (killing fairies.)

Rumple does enjoy his memory potions.

Ouch.

That dagger certainly was turning someone into a monster.

Baelfire had like the least resistance to evil of anyone so far. He lasted all of about 10 minutes.

Of course Belle has about the same resistance to evil that Baelfire had.

Belle loves Rumple again, because he stepped up and volunteered to kill the fairy he’s wanted to kill for years? This doesn’t seem like that big of a sacrifice on his part, Belle.

Meanwhile, Hook has spent this whole episode drinking at Granny’s.

You’d think Granny would cut a guy off after awhile.

OMG Emma.

Emma, you are the worst! Why would you do that?

I guess when you think of it, Evil!Robin! and the Evil Queen are a pretty good match.