---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Feminist’s War on Masculinity: Now
They Want Laws to Force Men to Sit Down to Pee

Not satisfied with telling you what to do, how to eat, how
to dress, how to act and how to talk, the feminists and the
socialists now want to tell you how to pee. The
lunacy has reached such a point that some people speculates
that standing up while urinating may soon be illegal for men
in Europe. Believe it or not, upright male urination is now
politically incorrect. Male representatives
on the Sormland County Council and the Sweedish Left Party
are pushing for “sitting only” public restrooms.
Exactly how the self-avowed socialist and feminist political
party plans on enforcing the allegedly more sanitary restroom
habits of males remains to be seen. Supporters of the law
against standing while urinating also believe that male health
will be bolstered when urinating while sitting on a toilet
so the bladder empties more effectively, according to the
Huffington Post. The Naked Scientists website notes that a
similar movement is also brewing in Germany, France and Holland.
Feminists in some portions of Europe have begun carrying sings
stating “Drop your trousers and sit” with a logo
of a man urinating standing up with a big red “X”
over the image. Some women are taking the fight against standing
urination so seriously that placards have also been spotted
with the wording, “Not another filthy puddle on MY bathroom
floor!” to discourage standing while urinating at home.
The Left Party is not at a loss for reasons to outlaw standing
while urinating in Europe. UPI reports that supporters also
believe sitting while urinating will reduce potential prostate
issues and bolster the opportunity for a longer sex life.