UGT

UGT (abbr.): Universal Greeting Time.UGT is convention initially established in
#mipslinux on irc.openprojects.net (now irc.freenode.net)
but slowly taking over the world.
It states that it is always morning when person
comes into a channel, and it is always late
night when person leaves. Local time of any member
of channel is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Your ass will be laminated. (geoman is exception
to this rule - his ass will be fried instead).

Used as follows:Good (UGT) Morning, Everyone! or
good morning (ugt) (on entry to channel).Good (UGT) Night - when leaving it.

The idea behind establishing this convention was to eliminate
noise generated almost every time someone comes in and greets
using some form of day-time based greeting, and then channel members
on the other side of the globe start pointing out that it's different
time of the day for them. Now, instead of spending time figuring out
what time of day is it for every member of the channel, we spend time
explaining newcomers benefits of UGT.