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Whiz Kid

Advice For "Dummies:"
1. If life gives you lemons, give 'em back. Like, really. You're already sour enough. Maybe you could ask life for cake. Or maybe candy. Or maybe a life, and some friends.
2. Never fake yourself. Ever. You're doing everyone a favor by being yourself; including yourself.
3. My advice sucks. I know. You also suck. :)
4. If you're dumb, never call someone dumb. Really. You'll look even dumber by doing so. You're making your life harder on yourself here.
5. Never call someone dumb in general.
I'll miss every one of you fools while I'm away. Every single one of you. Especially my fools. You know who you are. Yeah. I hope you fail college. Smiley face.