Sunday, November 29, 2009

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~Elayne Boosler

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. ~Cynthia Nelms

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. ~Harold Coffin

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. ~Erma Bombeck

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. ~Marcelene Cox

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ~Tammy Faye Bakker

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing. ~Author Unknown

People will buy anything that is one to a customer. ~Sinclair Lewis

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? ~Rita Rudner

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. ~Bill Bryson

I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet. ~From the television show Sex and the City

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~Franklin P. Jones

Great shopping quotes :) My fave is Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. ~Erma BombeckSo funny and true ,lol