Max: Roxanne please don't forget me I will return some day.Though I may be in traction when I do.

Goofy: Me and Max relaxing like the old days.Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne.Goofy: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode.Max: I'm so mad I think I may explode.Goofy: When I see that highway I could cry.Max: You know that's funny so could IBoth: Just being out on the open road.

(Western music)Cowgirls: Howdy, boys is this the way to Nashville?

Fat guy: Watch it Mack, or you'll be gettin' towed.

Prisoner: I'm in no hurry to arrive cuz I'll be turning 65 thenexttime I sees the open road.

Little guy: Just a week of rest and relaxation.

His wife: Yeah!Little guy: And the odd romantic episode.

Mickey Mouse: It's Ca-la-for-ni-a or bust.

Old Lady: Look out you dirtbags eat my dust. From now on Iown the open road.

Goofy: It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqueek pioneer.

Nuns: They're partners forever westward ho yeeha.

Max: Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here toBeverly Hills 90210.

Everyone: Oh every day another new adventure.Every mile another new zip code.And the cares we've had are gone for good.