Celebrity Quotes: Stars say the craziest things

"We do look very different, we're older. Leo's 37, I'm 36 – we were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he's fatter now – I'm thinner." Kate Winslet on what's changed about her Titanic co-star Leonardo DiCaprio.

"My kids are brutally honest when it comes to what they don't like. They have no tact whatsoever. They'll just say, 'Mum, get that song off' even when [it's] mine. It's hurtful but at least they're honest." Madonna

"One of the things I use to do a lot to relax was rodeo. I use to do team roping. I rodeoed with the U.S. team champions – and I went to their finals in 1994 and 1996. I did most of my stuff out west. I would run a circuit from middle of Texas from far east [and] I would go all the way to California." Kiefer Sutherland reveals a hidden talent.

"I was so starstruck...we were at the White House having cocktails and this woman said: 'Would you like to meet President Obama?' They introduced me and then he turned to me and went: 'Oh... Oh... You are a wonderful actress.' And I laughed, screechingly and hysterically, I couldn't stop. They had to usher me away. I fell apart. I don't know what happened to me. He looked nine-feet tall. I think my eyes rolled back in my head. I gave Michelle a hug and she had skin like silk." Emily Blunt

"I didn't know until the interviewers told me that all the fans were pissed because I was blonde. Then I was like, 'What? Damn, I'll just dye my hair.' I had training about three times a day for a few months. Then, once we started working, I had to have the training just for endurance because it was so many hours. I mean, if there's a scene of me running up a mountain, that's what we shot all day – me running up a mountain." Jennifer Lawrence, on prepping for The Hunger Games.

"I'm not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most (flattering light)." Mark Ruffalo, on his Avengers costumes.

"I always have my eyes out. I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again ... I'm just saying." Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the prowl.

"I want my personal life to be personal, and it's not f--king true. And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you were f--king, and shove that in the megaphone throughout your neighborhood? How does that feel? It's none of your goddamn business." Jeremy Renner, on gay rumours.

"You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are twenty-something, or the new crop of actresses and think, 'Aren't we kind of the same age?' You lose perspective. Or being offered the part of a woman with a 17-year-old child. It's like, 'I'm not old enough to have a 17-year-old!' Then you realise, well, yeah, you are ... I don't feel my age." Jennifer Aniston

"The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently. It's very hard for me to accept, but I get it. People end up wasting their time on the blogs or whatever, ranting away, and that's all right. Because tomorrow I'm still going to be the same person. I'm still going to do what I want to do." Rihanna, on the backlash over her reconciliation with Chris Brown.

"I had acne. And this acne was so bad, it sent me into a severe, severe depression. Like I couldn't leave the house. I'd wake up in the morning and lie there and touch my face before I got up, just to prepare myself to look in the mirror." Salma Hayek

"I tried the Botox one time and was permanently surprised for a couple months, and it was not a cute look for me. My feeling is, I have three children who should know what emotion I'm feeling at the exact moment I'm feeling it. Like, that is critical." Julia Roberts

"I'd be a terrible father! I see my friends who have children and I'm like, 'Dude, how are you even upright, much less here at work at 6 a.m.?'" Jon Hamm

"I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'" Zoe Kravitz, on getting to know BFF Jennifer Lawrence.

"I wish I could say, 'Oh listen, everybody! It's the Celine Dion song!' But I don't. I just have to sit there, you know, kind of straight-faced with a massive internal eye roll." Kate Winslet says the Titanic theme song "makes me want to throw up."

"I'm having a lot of fun. I've already got my horns fitted. My kids are very happy." Angelina Jolie on playing the villain in Disney's Maleficent.

"I have a random fear of the apocalypse, so I usually have extra boots in my car in case s—t goes down. I picture myself walking around during the end of times and everyone being jealous of my boots while they're in little heels." Mae Whitman

"That's the fighter in me. I don't think I'll ever give up on him. We both saw it unravel and it was painful. I tried everything I could to save our marriage. I didn't want it to happen. He did what he needed to do...Of course I wish he had wanted to try harder, try again, try something else." Jennie Garth on Peter Facinelli.

"I have always wanted to play Bridget Jones. That's the movie I put on when I am homesick, although England is not my home. When you're feeling bleh and you want a movie that you're never bored of watching, Bridget Jones is that for me." Jennifer Lawrence

"Explaining the jokes to Americans is boring. Madonna would be an absolute f**king nightmare. Can you imagine? You'd have to explain the jokes and deal with her not liking a line. They'd worry about their image or this or that. It just wouldn't be worth it and too much trouble." Jennifer Saunders on why she steered clear of US guest stars for the upcoming episodes of Absolutely Fabulous.

"I went to Catholic school, so a plaid skirt, a button-down and leather shoes were all I knew. That's still how I dress." Aubrey Plaza

"Oh man, Betty's cool, man. We were just chopping it up and she was saying she's a fan of me. Then, we were talking about the Golden Girls and how much of a fan I was of the show when I was growing up." Young Jeezy, on meeting Betty White.

"I had a great pregnancy. Eating and not having to worry too much about it has been fun. Taking a break from working out has definitely been fun. But I'm ready for it to be over. I'm ready to have my body back!" Jessica Simpson

"I never ever see myself as a celebrity or famous so I poke fun at that. I just say what I do. I have no talent. I have nothing to offer." Kendra Wilkinson

"The only time he cries is if he's hungry. We all have nipples. I don't care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can't get a cover over me quick enough, so be it." Selma Blair has no problem breastfeeding in public.

"I really did think to myself, 'Someone is going to say cut in a minute. Oh my God, no one is saying cut.' I thought, 'The wind machine is really good, but that rain is going to look so fake because there's way too much of it. And this fire -- it looks so real.' It is the one occasion where I would say the press didn't actually really know the full extent of it. It was genuinely terrifying. If one of Richard's nephew's, Jack, hadn't woken up and heard this loud bang -- which was the windows exploding -- he raised the alarm. Or if the wind was blowing in the other direction and our rooms had filled with smoke ... who knows. Really, we woke up with about four minutes to get out. We were very, very lucky." Kate Winslet, on surviving a fire at Richard Branson's house.

"Out of the four premieres, I've tripped in two or three of them. Like, massive trips. It's so scary and then I end up getting so nervous that I get really hyper. So then I go do interviews and I'm like, 'I'm like a Chihuahua. I'm shaking. I'm peeing!' And then afterwards I'm like, 'I just talked about peeing on the red carpet!'" Jennifer Lawrence says she's still getting used to her sudden fame.

"Can we please kill that stupid term? We're just friends. It's called friendship!" Adam Levine, on his "bromance" with Blake Shelton.

"Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time. I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. I know because I've worked with them." Charlize Theron, saluting Michael Fassbender's full-frontal scences in Shame.

"I had my child in town and would have to go pick up some baby formula at Target at two in the morning or stop in a gas station for a candy bar in the middle of rural Carolina. I got crazy looks at Target and the gas station, but at Walmart, they didn't blink an eye...I don't know what they assumed." Hunger Games' Wes Bentley on the response his character's futuristic beard in rural North Carolina, where the film was shot.

"Although I am a sucker for an amazing moisturizer, love a great facial, have been using the same cleansing bar since I was a teenager and have always been a dedicated tooth-brusher, reports that I am spending eight thousand a month on a beauty regime are greatly exaggerated. By my tally, this month I'm in for about two hundred bucks." Jennifer Aniston

"I feel I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!" Jessica Simpson

"I feel like so much of who I am is Peeta. It drove me crazy during the audition process, because I was like, 'This is so me, it hurts. If I don't get this, I'm not even good at being me, so now what am I? I have no idea what to do next.' [The only difference is] Peeta has a hard time saying how he feels to women. I have the opposite problem. I say it too soon, so we're different in that respect." Josh Hutcherson

"I don't necessarily think of myself like the handsome guy. That's reserved for Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds and those guys. It's certainly nice when people say nice things about you, don't get me wrong. I guess I never really thought of myself that way. I just wanted to be a regular person and try to portray parts as varied as I could." Jon Hamm

"There's nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini. You don't even think about it. [In Columbia] the first bathing suit your mother buys you is in the shape of a triangle." Sofia Vergara

"It gets very crazy, and instantly the question is, 'Are you going to be able to handle it? Is this something that you want?' You look at those actors and you can tell why they're doing what they're doing. It's so obvious that no one signed on to that project to do 'the next big thing,' and I think that's the coolest way to see something get big. I can't wait to see the movie!" Kristen Stewart, on the Hunger Games stars.

"With all my godkids, nieces, and nephews, now they think I'm cool! I mean, forget the Lenny Kravitz music thing: I was on Glee, I was on The Simpsons, now I'm in The Hunger Games. I'm getting my kid cred!" Lenny Kravitz

"For Romeo's birthday, as a surprise, the family took him to hang out in Justin Bieber's studio while he was recording his Christmas album. Bieber sweetly sent the boys signed guitars afterward, but Romeo's was signed to "Pax" (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's 8-year-old son). So we got one of the Jolie-Pitts' guitars." Victoria Beckham

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