I watch a lot of football. I play a lot of RPGs. And I've always had this theory that…
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Last week, ChrisWarcraft's hopes for triumph died at the feet of Robert Griffin III, who acquired shoes of +5 to movement and wore an enchanted helm and plate armor that reduced encumberance to nil. Today he confronts the realm's most ancient evil—the Arizona Cardinals?

This week's quest:

Weekly Quest: Bird Hunting. Reward - [6.25% exp, seriously, it's the Cardinals, they're like the most mildly inoffensive team in the league]

OK, fine. He's right. I can't talk them up into anything epic. The Football Cardinals have been synonymous with boring for the vast majority of their 112-year existence (yes, really, that long). This sounds like a simple courier mission, even if Arizona is 4-2 like ChrisWarcraft's Viking guild.