Has anyone turned in a left Vulcan ear?
We've got a utility belt, tricorders, a light saber.

Sorry, kid.

-Hey, Bart-dude.

-Hey, Otto-man.

What's that?
My own idea for a comic book.

It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day
but by night, fights vampires in a postapocalyptic war zone!
We're going to see Buddy Hodges.

The guy who played Fallout Boy on TV? I guess he wasn't killed in Vietnam.

Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to combat evil.

Wish I was old enough to smoke Laramies.

Sorry, Fallout Boy, not until you're 16.

Look out!
Will Radioactive Man act in time to save the Earth?
You know, kids, I'm sure we'd all like to remember Dirk Richter
as Radioactive Man and not the sordid details of his final years.

So keep the questions tasteful.

Now, how about a big welcome for Buddy "Fallout Boy" Hodges!
-Any questions? -When Radioactive Man got injected
with shrinking serum, how come his costume shrinks?
Who knows? I did play Rum Tum Tugger in Cats.

Anybody see it?
-Fallout Boy! -Yes, you, the masked boy.

Does Dirk Richter's ghost haunt the bordello where his body was found?
Dirk Richter was a beautiful man.

Can't you vultures leave him alone?
Hey, Radioactive Man Number 72!
It's the imaginary tale where he marries Larva Girl.