Is that wild boar in the living room included?

When I bought my house three years ago, it wasn’t a foreclosure, but my wife and I had plenty to deal with. The sellers left behind after the closing what was later determined to be 9,000 pounds of junk in the garage and basement. This included two fully-decorated artificial Christmas trees (one traditional, the other in a Hawaiian theme) and the remnants of a small airplane. For months, neighbors said, “Oh, you bought the airplane house.” The sellers did get rid of the stuff before we moved in, for the record.