thread about worst things that happened during sex

Bah, beginners,
be with my new girl, have his at sex. Dick starts to complain SO have a bright idea,
Go to Veggie shop and get a cob of com, next time dick plays 'Mr Floppy" pull out stunt double earn.
She likes it..
Later same night, more sex, she still wants to go after we cum, get stunt corn out and insert,
All gees horribly wrong-
Millions of tiny ants cover carryin the dark, 1 dent see them...
Insert millions of tiny ants up girlfriends twat,
A Eat of screaming and showering takes place-
Not allowed to use com as stunt double anymore,