Monday, March 13, 2017

President Trump's ingenious Strategy for destroying the ISIS Caliphate

Today, President Trump signed an executive order mandating that members of ISIS signup for Obamacare at their local Mosque. Trump noted that this was a quick and easy step for the total destruction of the Islamic Caliphate in both Syria and Iraq. But before the ink had dried on Trump's latest Order Democrats in congress are already demanding that the President resend the order. Calling it 'cruel and unusual punishment' while comparing it to waterboarding. They have further declared that should Trump continue down this road they will file charges at the International Court in The Hague condemning him for human rights violations. When asked about these breaking events Trump reportedly declared, "Hell waterboarding is too good for these Islamic killers. I'm making them get Obamacare."