I declare "chips with Janet" to be the newest expression meaning to kill ones selfDid you hear about that cricketer?No, what happened?Well the police pulled him over, he legged it, later on they found he'd had chips with Janet at the local train station.
(Two Hats, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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did you hear about that bloke from inxs?
yeah, kinky fucker had chips with Janet. they found him hanging from a door with his cock out.
(mark morrisons prison shoeslike a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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you only WISH you could have chips* with me.
*chips with me may or may not equate to five hours in the pub. food is available and mine's a stella in a straight glass
(janet ayliay'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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