I checked my Facebook account today for the first time in months, and found that I have a wedding invitation for early August. The name of the bride sort of rings a bell, and our mutual "friends" list leads me to believe that I attended high school with this girl, but honestly, I can't think of a single time I interacted with her. Which brings me to yet another complaint about Facebook: that people use it to do things like send out invitations to their wedding. What? Why would you dress like that? Did the girl just send an invitation to all her "friends"? Whatever happened to having some class about these sorts of things?

Why not just have the entire wedding on Twitter. They could be internet sensations. For 4.2 seconds until someone posts a video of retarded nonsense on Youtube and the collective idiocy of the internet moves on.

... because they're having it on Second Life._________________When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot