Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

Got a problem. Im a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. Its
important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can
afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my
autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da!

If they find out the truth I don think theyll understand. Abby, what do I tell
my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the bodys
blessed and everything should be just fine.