MoDaD wrote:Here's one from A Bright and Shiny Future after the SWAT Kats are told about the AWESOME way they die:

Ann: "Professor Hackle, we found some photos of yours from the past and we are amazed of how well the ages have treat you. What is your secret, can you tell us?"Hackle: Well there's been a proj... : *Ejem* Don't you have a life to risk following the SWAT Kats here? This is not the right time to talk about life elongation ointments...

MoDaD wrote:Here's one from A Bright and Shiny Future after the SWAT Kats are told about the AWESOME way they die:

How come Callie, Felina and Ulysses aren’t all buff? I thought it was a rule that survivors of an apocalyptic event where they must rebel against evil overlords became muscular bad arse mo fos? Hackle and Manx would be too old/possible bad health to get buffed up. XD

Felony wrote:How come Callie, Felina and Ulysses aren’t all buff? I thought it was a rule that survivors of an apocalyptic event where they must rebel against evil overlords became muscular bad arse mo fos? Hackle and Manx would be too old/possible bad health to get buffed up. XD

My theory has always been that the events depicted in the flashback of A Bright and Shiny Future don't take place many years in the future, but in fact only take place 7 days in the future, over the course of 24 hours

MoDaD wrote:My theory has always been that the events depicted in the flashback of A Bright and Shiny Future don't take place many years in the future, but in fact only take place 7 days in the future, over the course of 24 hours

HEAD HITKEYBOARD

...please tell me you were joking...

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Felony wrote:How come Callie, Felina and Ulysses aren’t all buff? I thought it was a rule that survivors of an apocalyptic event where they must rebel against evil overlords became muscular bad arse mo fos? Hackle and Manx would be too old/possible bad health to get buffed up. XD

MoDaD wrote:Here's one from A Bright and Shiny Future after the SWAT Kats are told about the AWESOME way they die:

Ann: "Professor Hackle, we found some photos of yours from the past and we are amazed of how well the ages have treat you. What is your secret, can you tell us?"Hackle: Well there's been a proj... : *Ejem* Don't you have a life to risk following the SWAT Kats here? This is not the right time to talk about life elongation ointments...

Hackle: "All the pain and suffering the Metallikats cause fuels my life force. . . Soon I shall be a god! I mean. . . fruits and vegetables with plenty of walks."