That's quite enough of that.
I am reliably informed that the holographic Tupac that was recently unveiled was really very impressive (unlike Tupac himself, who was a stage-school dwarf with 'John Wayne Syndrome', a gay 'tache and zero MC $killZ). As Lusty remarked to me, it won't be long before cloth-eared dunces will be able to attend a beyond-the-grave Michael Jackson show using the same technology.

But surely this is a (smooth - lol) criminal waste of such wizardry? Is a gig by a squeaking bleached-skinned nonce really the best application of this? What would be better use of this shit?

Alt: 8 hours of sleep a night: too much? Not enough? How much to you get and do you feel it's enough? This one is dedicated to /OT's resident Welshman, AA.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:12,
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Maybe to get a philosophy lesson from Socrates
Or a blowie off Freddie Mercury.If you were into that sort of thing of course.
(Boss KeloidGot your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:17,
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But then that wouldn't work with a hologram.
Curses.
(Boss KeloidGot your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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haha, i like the idea of getting a blowie from princess diana, where inside the jologram
Is a FleshLite hanging on some string connected to a motor that moves it up and down a bit. Maybe a series of pullies to get that enphusiastic effect.
(G/PPYou'll be Solero if you don't lick my Rocket, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00,
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and then someone turns it off near the end so youre just there on stage with a fleshlite on a string.

As with all new technology
It will soon be put to use to create new forms of pornography. Is this better than watching Michael Jackson? Yes.
(tangledupinbluetangle taking it, Satisfies, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:19,
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I sleep 6 hours a night in two three hour slots
This is because children are evil.
(PhillieJoehttps://voat.co/v/psychochomprulez, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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I'm looking forward to going into a cafe and ordering my Pepsi
from an arguing, holographic Ronald Reagan and Grand Ayatollah Komaneini. No doubt some wag will make a jape about my life preserver.
(KroneyFellow of The Bent Poetry School for Bent Poets, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:23,
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Some lolarious confusion over the retail price of said Pepsi is similarly likely.

Porn probably, it's an industry that has a stromng history of using technical innovation
alt: just under 6 for me last night and I'm tired, you do the math
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:23,
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That's just the way it is, Monts
Alt:My sleep appears to have fixed itself after a mere 10 years, though kids stopped a full night's sleep last night by inconveniently falling out of bed
(sporters* insert witty caption here *, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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What a load of bobbins
I've got ten minutes spare right now, and I can bet that even if I spend all of them breathing deeply I won't feel one iota less knackered than I do.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:40,
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i'd project a massive george formby onto a wall with a banjolele the size of shoreditch

Well the Airplane at Woodstock would be mega.
Just reading the book on Nicky Cooper, session keyboard guy who played with them. And just about everybody else. Stones, Who, Yardbirds, Andy Williams, Quicksilver The Wurzels. Fuck me, the guy was mega.8 hours? Sounds about right.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged.Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:32,
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I remember hearing one of the first ever recordings of Hendrix playing as a session musician at the BBC
before striking out on his own.
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:41,
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No you don't.
His first recordings for the BBC were with the Experience, for the radio show 'Top Gear'. His years as an r'n'b sideman for the likes of Little Richard and the Isley Bros are all available but predate his move to the UK by a couple of years.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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maybe it was just played on the bbc...I'm sure the chap said it was recorded at maida vale or somewhere similar
however I'm sure you know better!
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:45,
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There's a fantastic compilation out there
of all his BBC sessions. It's some of his best work, and includes my favourite of all his recorded works, an instrumental called Drivin' South.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:46,
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I had a cassette of this many many years ago
One of those cheapo Castle Communications releases. I really need to get the official release on a format that I can play.Edit: And Driving South is incredible.
(tangledupinbluetangle taking it, Satisfies, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:49,
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I couldn't believe how Jagger defended the Angels.
They murdered a guy for fuck's sake, how do you defend that?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged.Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:47,
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Did he defend the murderers
Or the Angels as a group? Because I know several Angels and despite what you read they don't rape, pillage and murder.
(PhillieJoehttps://voat.co/v/psychochomprulez, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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Their London HQ is two streets from my flat.
No trouble, ever.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:13,
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Those who claim to survive on 3 hours sleep a night tend to be mad; Thatcher, Hitler etc.

I have to disagree with Hendrix
Hendrix was far more of a performer than Tupac, and if it was just a hologram, you may as well have simply sat at home and watched it on TV. The same applies to Freddie Mercury and Dimebag.

Alt: Cheers, fuckface. I usually tend to get about 5-6 hours per night, but last night was 3 1/2 hours.
(Agnostic AntichristBaltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:33,
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he got 8 out of 9 shotgun pellets in the guys head just as he turned to look at him
i wish things like that happened in real life
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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They do happen in real life
haven't you seen the documentaries Robocop and Robocop 2?
(PhillieJoehttps://voat.co/v/psychochomprulez, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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nobody gets 8 out of 9 shotgun pellets in their face as their turning around in Robocop 1 or 2, you idiot

well that's clearly the wrongest picture on the whole internet
monty said formby was bigger, implying that the banko was smaller, why would he scale both up? it doesn't make sense
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01,
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When I first heard Pantera I wasn't a fan at all
'The Great Southern Trendkill' is probably not the best way to introduce someone to them. A few months later I heard '5 Minutes Alone', and was rather swift in realising that they were bloody good.
(Agnostic AntichristBaltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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They really are.
I prefer 'Simian Buttplug' - just their early stuff though. Before they sold out with the release of 'Llanelli Moped Hire Shop'.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04,
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Pig Destroyer are amusingly bad
iwrestledabearonce is the most ridiculous name that comes to mind for me
(Agnostic AntichristBaltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09,
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We Butter the Bread With Butter beats that.
And Pig Destroyer are superb. Thinking of heading back to Leeds for the Damnation festival in November as they're headlining.
(Boss KeloidGot your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11,
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Great album
The production is very tinny though.
(Boss KeloidGot your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:20,
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I'll confess I don't love it as much as I did when I was 13
But it is good fun. The Lee Dorrian side is better than the Nic Bullen side though.
(tangledupinbluetangle taking it, Satisfies, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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which cunt said "michael jackson porn"? there's an image that won't scrub off in the wash
i normally sleep about 5 hours a night. any more than that and i get headachey.
(rachelswipe/still got all my hair and a 28" waist, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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He'd have to have a violent scene with a girl called Anne, in which he kept checking on her well being.

Don't fuck with badgers, from the Wiki page:
"Badgers are capable of fighting off much larger animals such as wolves and bears. Badgers can run or gallop at up to 25–30 kilometres per hour (16–19 mph) for short periods of time."

I've been chased halfway across a golf course by one.
(KroneyFellow of The Bent Poetry School for Bent Poets, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11,
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pussy, you have a bag full of metal sticks with weights on the end and you were terrorised by a badger?
You're worse than the guy who was mugged by a fox
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
In any case, this thing would have just shrugged off a beating with a 5 iron, the thing was the size of a small pony.
(KroneyFellow of The Bent Poetry School for Bent Poets, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:17,
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I think Monty is experimenting with not immediately scaring new people away.
Give old Pothers a couple more weeks to settle in and he'll be branded a tedious bent spastic like the rest of us.
(tangledupinbluetangle taking it, Satisfies, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:25,
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It's a badge of honour, like an ASBO.
You fucking cripple.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:28,
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nah, it's OK, Al stepped well up to the mantle of being this months "cunt to newbies"
It's probably a role that should be on rotation anyway.
(the mighty badgerAphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:28,
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As Lucas has signed that agreement to give all his money away to good causes
I'm happy for him to make as many billions as he likes.
(PhillieJoehttps://voat.co/v/psychochomprulez, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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8 hours is good
Anything more than that and I'm fucked for the day. Currently sleeping in 3 hours shifts at random intervals - sucks in a lot of ways but I generally feel more on the ball for it
(Apothecaries' weight- I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:24,
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My brother and I favour the afternoon nap.
It's the one area in which those Dagoes have got one up on us Aryan ubermenschen.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:31,
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I am a big fan of this. Sunday 2-4, then pub 4-7. Followed by supper and an early night.
*middle aged*
(Bollocks., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:32,
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I'd use it to give myself a pair of tits
left one swipeys and right one b3ths. I would then stand in front of the mirror naked and jump up and down.
(PhillieJoehttps://voat.co/v/psychochomprulez, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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