Mitt Romney’s remarks at a private fundraiser, about how nearly half the electorate would support President Obama because they are “dependent upon government,” have energized un-self-reliant voters across America. They have also inspired this new line of T-shirts:

I designed these tees for wealthy people to wear to the Occupy Wall Street protests and other social gatherings. (I figure the super-rich have disposable income, and they need to express themselves with pithy slogans, just like the rest of us.) Get all four designs!