Nano Porn, Anyone?

Apple unveils the new iPod nano, complete with video camera and FM radio

SAN FRANCISCO—Apple sent its fans' hearts aflutter Wednesday when it held an iPod-themed “Rock and Roll” event at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts Theater in San Francisco, and Steven Jobs showed up, in the flesh, to address his people.

"I'm vertical [and] I'm back," the CEO said in his first public appearance following a medical leave of absence. "I'm getting to work with our teams to come up with some great new products."

As far as new stuff released today, the most exciting news centered around updates to the iPod nano, which has become quite the formidable little tool with the addition of a video camera, a larger screen and FM radio with live pause.

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With new colors and enhanced capabilities, the 8GB version will run $149 and the 16GB will be $179.

There were other fun iPod-centric announcements Wednesday, but for our readers, many of whom are interested in producing and enjoying all the best that pocket porn has to offer, the prospect of iPod Nano Porn might just be the news that makes their day, other than seeing Steve Jobs back up on stage.