5. I like you, when I rule the world your death shall be quick and painless

6. I'm 16, I have a car, so stay on the sidewalk

Some football jokes( I'm an Aggie so no offense to you longhorns)

1. How many longhorns does it take to screw a light bulb: one but he gets three credits

2. There's OU and a UT (Oklahoma and Texas University) driving in oppisite directons and they hit each other and they both live. They get out of the cars and the OU guys says "This is a sign that we should stop fighting each other and be friends" the UT guy agrees gets a jack danieal from his car and the OU guy chugs it half way. He hands it to the UT guy and the UT guy says "No thanks I'll wait tell the cops get here"

My oc's

Kara

Show:Loonatics

Anthro:Coyote

age:17

looks:long black hair, brown eyes, Brown fur, and has scars all over here back

Personality: shy, responsible, trustworthy, and can kick butt, and she's a good singer.

powers: control all plants and control water

Family: Kyle (brother)

Kyle

Show:Loonatics

Anthro:Coyote

age:20

looks:brown fur, green eyes, and has a scar over his left eye

Personality: Outgoing, brave, smart, and can kick butt

powers: turn his fur into steel(and still walk/run around) and has super strength and speed

Hotshot x OC, Sideswipe x OC, Megatron x OC, and a little Starscream and Optimus OC's The transformers come to earth and some fall in love with humans how will they deal... seriously to hilarious, read at your own danger!

Rev finally gets the courage to approach Tech and tell him what he truly feels. Not long after, disaster strikes, and it threatens to separate them forever, and only time will tell if they can withstand the tides of fate. TechRev pairing.

A strange man is contacting the Loonatics, claiming to be Cassidy's father. But, Cassidy has some information that is going to throw everyone, especially Tech, for a loop. Sequel to Ace and the Ice Cream Toothache

The Loonatics go on a vacation to a resort called Acme West. All of them find much more than they expected. And make some peculiar friends Thunder, Ghost, Lucky, Phantom, Rusty, Shadow, and Red along the way. FINAL CHAPTER UP!

A young girl named Victoria finds Optimus Prime injuried in the forest of Maine. She helps him and then he disappears with Red Alert. Will she see him again or will Megatron take her and kill her. Find out.

[Cybertron]Has Prime lost Art once again? Artemis is struggling to figure out what is truth and a lie. Then comes Megatron. The chess game is in play and Megatron is winning this one. The first scheme net has been tossed. But who all is playing?

Set in Armada, before reaching Earth. The war between the Decepticons and Autobots is in its earlier stages before the Minicon battles. On Cybertron, everything is a battlefield - even love. And an Autobot spy finds that out the hard way.

Tech has to clear his name when he is set up by an unknown impersonator. Can he avoid the police and his doubting team mates whilst he searches for answers to a crime to which there is more than he suspects? Final epilogue is up!

Kyle and Kara are siblings and they are running away from slavery. What happens when they meet the Loonatics and Tech falls in love with Kara. Why won't Kyle let Tech go out with her.SEVEN CHAPPIE IS UP