The first half-minute of Adam Lambert's new "If I Had You Video," which premiered today on Posted.vh1.com, feels like it takes place in the magical "Twilight" forest of Forks. But this ain't no vampires-and-humans baseball game. It's Adam Lambert's anything-goes Burning Man-inspired bacchanalia, which looks like it picks up where "For Your Entertainment" left off. And this time Adam Lambert's got spikier shoulders than ever before, EXTREMELY tightie whities (pants, that is), a top hat and some lines shaved into that pretty little head of his. Why don't we ever get invited to these things? They look so fun.

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