TDD: Q

The Devil's Dictionary - Q

QUEEN, n.A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

QUILL, n.An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass. This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence.