Ahemmmm, now that I got your attention, I would like to focus the roots of what a crotch latch actually is. Ohyes. it is much more that a perceived foul gesture done by your male friend on poker nights repeatedly proclaiming to the world he has the “goods”. The term "crotch envy" was popularized by none other than the “King of Pop” , Michael Jackson in the 1980's. His signature "crotch grab" was a signature statement seen in much of his choreography, a reflex that begun to push the envelope in pop music. Interestingly enough, what was seen to many as repulsive, actually carries a sense of psychological significance: the showcasing and exhibition of male virility; the groin as the central focus of natural sexual energy. Moreover, the “lap latch” stems off of primarily securing dominance away from the meek hearted, drawing attention to the mere vocal point of our existence, one that goes far beyond clothing on one’s back or the words muttered from one’s mouth. In addition, like any other fashion forward trend, this somewhat controversial reflex is about feeling empowered within one's body, as men grab their crotch freely all the time, why can't we? It's about feeling comfortable in your own skin, a firm grip affirming we are on control of our womanhood, our destiny, not meaning to offend people but rather to heighten the awareness of inequality and discrimination faced by women all around the world. Likewise, pop culture trends are slowly gravitating towards bold fashion mannerisms including somewhat bold gestures, subconscious habits and or behaviours and new speech development patterns ie. new terminology & slang ( urbandictionary.com). Moreover, the crotch grab has been flourishing by the animation of many trendsetting vocalists including Rihanna and Katy Perry. Not convinced, try it, mock it, pose it up in your next Facebook profile pic, you might be surprised on how fast it catches on. I’m not advocating a feminist movement, I just think if anytime is the right time, it’s now. I think Jackson truly said it best: “Express Yourself”.