Welcome to classyalcoholism, home of the surliest, snobbiest douchebags this side of BeerAdvocate! If you imbibe only the best, choicest spirits, wines, and craft brews to get absolutely hammered, this is the place for you.

We completely embrace our lifestyle, but we don't use alcohol to drown out our sorrows, thanks to the fact that we're all so goddamn awesome that we don't have sorrows.