Yes! Yes! My lifesize Herman Munster statue has finally arrived! He shall be the keystone from which my Munsters museum will grow!

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"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Grandpa: Herman, wake up! Eddie and Marilyn snuck out to a rave and Lily's with another monster!Herman: Oh, leave me alone Grandpa, I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!Grandpa: Oh! I could just kill you! ........ Then bring you back to life! But you wouldn't learn anything from it; you've already been through that.

*Canned small audience laughter*

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Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.