The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

"Avalon has seen a great day of rejoicing! The foreigners flee at our presence! Death's work has been averted! The traitor, Semaj Nagirrac, is slain and once again, the galaxy will bend it's knee to those who's birthright it is to rule all in existence!"

"Never again shall our beloved world fall prey to those with evil intentions in their hearts! From this moment forward, we open our doors to those foreigners who wish to make commerce with us!"

Meanwhile...

"My master wishes to know the progress of your torture. Have you broken the Avalonian yet?"

"His resistance to our invitations is perhaps a little stronger than we expected. But do not worry, General Atazir, Nagirrac will break soon."

"I thank you for bringing him to me in one piece. No one likes to bite into an apple covered in bruises."

"My master is pleased with your performance thus far, but he needs you to work quicker. The timing of this is most important."

"Tell your master that we ninja work on our own time."

"Then perhaps it would be best if my men and I taught you the meaning of haste, hmm?"

"Be careful when you threaten me, General. You should plan ahead before you choose to alter our deal."

"Now where were we?"

"If your master is not pleased with our performance, then let him tell us himself. Inform him that I will not treat with his lackey any longer. Had it not been for us, then Nagirrac would have escaped."

"My master will alter the deal as he pleases. You ninja do not frighten us. Perhaps it is time we parted ways."

"It is too late for that now. You promised us more OT than we could dream of. We will not depart until we are paid in full."