And on February 5th, 2011, a new LGW meme was brought into this world. Edi and Electrophile celebrate the birth of Yambags, who will join his siblings Bernie, Conkblock, and Knob as members of the pround, extend LGW family.

Fire McCrimmon Two games in a row the Wings get shutout Fire McCrimmon. Of course, the offense seemed content with wrapping their lips around that exhaust pipe and take a nice, long drag off of it. f***, hopefully Fire McCrimmon Datsyuk's return might spark something for Fire McCrimmon this team.

That's not an average shot. It was a blast, let alone he was skating into the shot. He had a chance, but you can't blame him for not stopping it.

Yeah, that was a "Close your eyes and hope it hits you" shot. Vermette was wide open, coming off the bench, and a clear lane to Howie. Again, nothing Howie could have done other than hope it hits him and deflects away.

AND, everytime we shoot there's 2-3 Sens in front of their net...nobody in a Winged Wheel going to the net. WTF? :!:

If a Wings player shoots the puck in front of a crowd, it gets deflected. If an opposition player shoots the puck in front of a crowd, it bounces off of half the state of Michigan, Babcock's hair, and Murphy's hot dog before ending up in the net .

At least the defense started on time, but decided to end early . Got two points out of it.

We really don't need Nabakov, we just need to dump McCrummy and you'll see a big jump in the defense the second he leaves the state. If the Wings keep him, then "Welcome aboard, prepare to have 3 goals get by you each game you start!" as long as McCrummy is still around.