Oh, you’re early! Can I give you a quick tour of my new kitchen before the others arrive? How about some Champagne?

You must be wondering how I managed to whip up these gorgeous canapés since it would seem I have zero storage space right? I’ll show you one of my little secrets here – check out these hidden drawers behind the splash back! Everything tucked out of sight!

But come, enough showing off now. Have a seat with me at the bar and let’s toast to my incredible kitchen, and to the life of luxury we always deserved. Cheers to us!