What about your story? the Interview? You just gonna make it all up like you usually do?

A guy like Trail… what do you know about him, Jacob? That he was capable enough to get on a plane, make a couple of connections, land in Africa and weasel his way onto a Safari that ended in death? A guy that can throw on a nice suit and tie and look like a banker at the drop of a suitcase? In case you can’t tell, dear readers (yes, readers with an ‘s’ since The Daily Trail now has followers that outnumber the fingers on one hand…) I am disappointed. I really would rather have Mark follow Jacob to Sumatra, but alas, it’s not to be…

Yup, I haven’t spoken to my family in years… They are pains in the ass- the whole lot of them. At one point I considered that my failing, but then realized that I can’t own everything… People grow up and either learn to overcome any perceived disadvantage or they don’t…