Happy Mother's day all you RN moms and lurkers. Now, most of the time, moms on TV are insufferable cliches who humiliate their husbands for cheap laughs or try to break stereotypes by *gasp* working outside the home. I typically can't stand that sort of TV character. I don't know who they think they're impressing with powerful,...

New Blogroll! And...World's Shortest Movie Reviews

World's Shortest Movie ReviewsAmerican Sniper: Bradly Cooper=Best ActorThe Arroyo: Had a Pureflix feel to the acting, but well shot. Great conservative movie.The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies: As usual, the third installment is the best--having an ending really helped.The Maze Runner: The perfect metaphor for moving to Detroit.Dumb and Dumber To: More jokes. Cruder jokes. Someone gets hooked on crack.Snowpiercer: Joe Biden's idea of heaven. Everyone on the Earth living on a train. Captain America admits he was going to eat Billy Elliot.Hunger Games: Catching Fire: This is what the world would look like without college football.Interstellar 2001:A Space Odyssey with a soul. You will get very thirsty, so hydrate before viewing. When the Game Stands Tall Proves my theory that it's worse when you win.Guardians of the Galaxy Make a fun adventure movie about space and make a ton of money. Who knew? I mean, besides that Lucas guy.Blended I don't get the "Billy Madison is genius, Blended is crap" review. It's as good as any other Sandler movie.Mom's Night Out Hilarious. You will laugh unless you drive a black BMW and watch sunsets at the golf course.The Amazing Spiderman 2 This series is still better than the Toby McGuire one. I actually cared if Gwen Stacy died.Odd Thomas I understand the critics who didn't like the uneven tone. Way uneven. Still worth watching on Netflix.Star Trek Into DarknessGood movie. Please, for the love of tribbles, let old Spock die.Grown Ups 2 Critics, attack. Whatever you want to say about this one, I'm okay with it.Thor: The Dark World Still very, very good. But I'd like an entire Thor movie set just in Asgard.