Tesco nightmare shock horror mercy dash

So I'm going round Tesco yesterday worrying about racism and political correctness, when I grab two loaves of bread and put them in my trolley.

I notice that someone's put a bag of sultanas in my trolley, and go to take them out. Then I realise that someone's also put some tinned food and a bottle of Bailey's on my trolley. Also someone has stolen my carrier bags.

Then I realise that this isn't my trolley, and can't decide whether to start all over again or what. Then I enlist the help of two assistants and spend ten minutes going up and down the aisles trying to find it. Eventually find the trolley, and after a brief exchange, we swap our shopping and all is well. She seemed totally unfazed by this, and I'll never know if I took hers or she took mine.

Tuesday I was sat in my car having a sandwich in Waitrose car park (Crewkerne)..gent got out of car and 'bumped' door into next car (owner of car, old lady putting shopping in boot)...man apologises, smiles all round. He heads off for the supermarket - when he is out of sight, she drags her car key down the side of his car. Sweet, little old dear must have been mid/late 70's