HAPPY EXPLOSIONS, FIREWORKS, BEER AND FREEDOM DAY! To celebrate July 4th (as well as a belated Canada day), Wolfboy and Sir Splee join the regular crew to read a trio of questionably patriotic stories. We start with a crossover between Fallout and Metal Wolf Chaos with Patriotic Fever. We would have instated a rule to drink for the words America, President, and Freedom, but we like the idea of living. Those darn Coup de tas forces! Following that, we read what may be the most American thing ever: Garfield crossing over into the Marvel universe with Garfield of the Galaxy Infinity Wars. After getting super hungry from all the lasagna in that story, we wrap up with a political fanfic featuring Justin Trudeau and some other Canadian politicians we’re unfamiliar with because we’re awful people in Right and Honourable (excessive u’s are SO unamericana by the offspring). Butts were shown, French was decimated, and we all should collectively hang our heads in shame. But don’t because we don’t have any.