Basking In The Trivial

You guys, I dropped the “60 Days In” ball. I got sidetracked working on articles that I actually get paid for. FORGIVE ME. I missed a couple of recaps of 60DI but they were the boring light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel episodes where all of our fake prisoners got out of jail. Tonight is the real show-down, where the […]

I don’t even know where to begin with this episode. So much happened, and yet our hour at Clark County Jail was so boring. I blame Robert for all of this. Let’s begin: Babar’s husband does not like to communicate, either over the phone or over email. “Sam” keeps telling Babar to suck it up […]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL. Not that it wasn’t real before, but I have now finally accepted that I could never survive in male jail. I’d still be the Pod Boss’s Executive Assistant in lady jail, tho. This episode is all about Jeff Blart: Kohl’s Cop. As we all know, Pod C’s Ricky has been trading […]

Ruh roh. Tami is losing it. Of all of the people on Prison Island, she was the one I expected to handle jail the best. But Tami is the biggest drama queen in Pod F, stirring up shit when everyone else – even Boston! – is cool, calm, and collected. Here’s what happened: Babar’s bestie/leg […]

Real Housewives of New Jersey stars SINCE SEASON ONE Teresa and Joe Giudice are both going to prison. I have been waiting months for the sentencing hearing. I literally had it on my iCalendar, I am so shocked and fascinated by the turn of events that led Tre and Juicy Joe up the river. For […]

For reasons only you or I could guess, Eve gets a reality show casting newsletter, and we’d like to alert you to the following casting news: Casting Prison Wives and Girlfriends A major LA based production company seeks people who have loved ones in jail. MUST be huge dynamic, and over-the-top characters. Is your boyfriend […]