There's a dumb story behind how we bought this thing that interests no one who was not a part of it. Chances are, you're not in that group, so we'll spare you. But there it is - 364 pounds and finished in the way that they finished things before anyone had ever heard of Dexy's Midnight Runners. Steel, circuit boards that look like they should be stamped with an APPLE IIE moniker and precision engineering designed to be run full on, 18 hours a day for decades at a time.

Just wait until we figure out how to work it right. Then there's gonna be big trouble.