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The latest from Twitter

RT @VanGobot mugger: gimme all your money!
me: ah ah ah! is that how we ask for things?
mugger: *sheepish* sorry, can I please have all your money?
me: I don't know, CAN you?
mugger: I mean MAY I have all your money?
me: nope
mugger: dammit
me: *eyebrow raise*
mugger: d-darn it

I think I might become obsessed with the various glasses I have knocking about.
"Would you pass me my kitchen glasses please?"
"Here you are"
"Those are my TV glasses!"
"But they were in the kitchen"
"They must have got switched. Check next to the computer and the bedside table"