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Subject: QUEEF

Definition: an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. In Layman's Terms: A Pussy Fart

This Situation can prove to sometimes be awkward and unexpected. When it does occur, understand it is natural and may happen from time to time. Please refrain from making her feel uncomfortable, for this may hurt your chances for another sexual encounter. Instead, embrace the situation that has been placed before you and always remember...