When a reader sent in this shot from Canada (thanks, Tony), our poor goofball-brain was knocked clean off its axis. A perfect opportunity, we thought, to launch into another Jalopnik Caption Contest. The only rule this time is this: Considering the obviousness of the Britney Spears redneck-to-nouveaux-riches narrative, we're disqualifying all entries with Brit as the subject. We're beyond that, people. (Well, we're not, but y'all smarty pantses surely must be.) Good luck — prize to be announced. Send 'em to tips@jalopnik.com.