Though pictures of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee wearing a Nazi armband have been circulating on the internet, McGee claims she is not a Nazi. She also has an explanation for the "W" and "P" tattoos on the backs of her legs:

Though it was speculated that the "W" and "P" tattoos stood for "white power," McGee claims they actually stand for "wet pussy." The Nazi photos, she explains, were simply meant to be "provocative" fetish shots. So, there's that then. [TMZ]

McGee was reportedly fired after one month with a soft-core porn company "because she did not make any money and she was rude to customers who tried to communicate with her in our chat room." [RadarOnline]

McGee's ex-husband, Ronald Shane Modica, is upset that a judge did not grant him an emergency motion to gain full custody of his children with McGee: "I just got off the phone with him…he's just so upset," says Modica's friend, Mike Geers, "He can't understand what kind of judges there are in San Diego who let a woman like that have custody of a kid. Shane is a self-made, motivated guy who's only ever provided for his family." [RadarOnline]

"He was a quiet guy, but as the show progressed, you realized that he was very smart and very cunning. He didn't get along with the people on the show, but I sort of got to like him, at least as much as such a sullen personality can be liked . . . Don't underestimate Jesse, he is very deceptive, and what you see is not really what you get. He happens to be a very smart guy. As for Sandra, who I also know very well, she is a total sweetheart."-Donald Trump [PageSix]

In other scandal-ridden relationship news, the relationship between Elin and Tiger Woods appears to be strained (ya think?) and, according to a source, "does not seem to be moving forward." [RadarOnline]

A source claims that Keanu Reeves has reached out to the couple to offer support: ""Keanu has always been close to Sandra and good friends with Jesse. He's been helping both of them." {TheSun]

Heidi Montag says she's ready to take control of her own career, and that she's done with plastic surgery, for now, anyway: "I think I've reached the point [where I can stop]. I think I'm good for awhile. I'm surger-ied out." [People]

However, she also told Jay Leno last night that she's thought about increasing the size of her breasts: "Two are big, two are very noticeable! I would get these bigger but legally I can't right now. There's a limit - 800ccs and I have 700ccs, so 100ccs wouldn't really make a difference." [ShowbizSpy]

Brittany Murphy was reportedly receiving between 200-400 pills every month in the months leading up to her death. [TMZ]

"Yes, I am working on some arias. Speaking of the arias, I am going to be doing three concerts over the summer, myself and Condoleezza Rice. Ms. Rice is a consummate classical pianist, and (since) I sing the arias, I thought that we could do something, a bipartisan effort for our favorite charities."-Aretha Franklin [Reuters]

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman, might sue the previous owner of her home (which is currently in danger of foreclosure) for not disclosing massive repairs that needed to be made to the home before selling it. [RadarOnline]

Suleman's mother, Angela Suleman doesn't exactly have the kindest words for her daughter: ""My daughter's insane what can I say?" [RadarOnline]

Emma Thompson says that marriage is "like a vessel you have to sail in for a long time. You can't afford not to do the upkeep required, and sometimes you have to give it some attention – as in, we've sprung a leak, what are we going to do to solve the problem?" [Guardian]

Victoria Beckham: back in L.A. after helping her husband, David, cope with his devastating achilles tendon injury. [DailyMail]

Shia LaBeouf says he could see the emotional toll Cameron Douglas' legal issues were taking on his father, Michael Douglas, while Douglas was filming Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps: "That dude is in pain. He was emotional putty on the set. A struggling man. We filmed a struggling man." [PageSix]

Get your Koosh balls ready: Rosie O'Donnell is thinking of returning to daytime after Oprah Winfrey leaves in 2011. [E!]

Heidi Klum says that she loves being pregnant, but that she's not planning on having any more babies: "That's it for us. Four is a lot. They're all very close in age, so they keep us busy." [E!]

Lady Gaga's lawyers have responded to the $30 million suit filed against her by ex-collaborator Rob Fusari, claiming that Fusari's suit is "unlawful." [Yahoo]

Michael Vartan is engaged, and no, it's not to an undercover reporter from the Chicago Sun-Times who tricks him into thinking she's 18 but then is all, "Wait, I'm 25!" and then they get together even though their entire relationship was based on lies and fairly inappropriate classroom flirting. [People]

Fantasia Barrino has announced that she will be performing in matinee performances of "The Color Purple" in order to make it up to her fans who did not get to see her perform earlier this month due to "health issues." [LATimes]

Penelope Cruz is set to play the daughter of Blackbeard in the next Pirates of the Carribean film. [JustJared]

"I absolutely am very interested in starting a family. It is one of the most beautiful experiences to have in this life and I am looking forward to it when it is my time."-Alicia Keys [ShowbizSpy]

The cast of Jersey Shore is set to fly out to their season 2 mystery destination next week. [TMZ]

"I don't think much has changed, to tell you the truth. The media says that equality for women has arrived, but if you look around, you still don't see girls playing guitars and having success with it. What's different is that there are now girls in every city playing in bands. Girls feel that it's okay to pick up a guitar, which they didn't when I started. But as far as getting accepted by a wider audience, it's still not happening."-Joan Jett [NYDN]