President George Washington was our nation’s first bro, and don’t you dare say otherwise! And these are the adventures of our nation’s first bro, George Washington.

I just came across this INCREDIBLE thread (Imgur via Reddit) that chronicles the long and storied history of our nation’s first bro. It’s long, and it’s probably in the top 5 best things you’ll see today. So sit back, relax, and prepare to bask in the glory that was Bro Washington.