Grandpa Wants a Nap!

Wouldn’t you know, Grandpa wants to cancel the debate scheduled for Friday night! He needs to go to Washington to pretend he’s a leader.

NO, GRANDPA! It’s not time for your nap! You can’t back out of the debate just because the economy is bad. What the fuck does he take us for? Are we idiots?! Are we in Inglewood?! Grandpa is also talking about postponing the vice-presidential debate, according to CNN.

These people are desperate, and they’re hoping to somehow steal this election just like George W did. I’m at the point where nothing seems too bizarre or evil, including the President threatening that the whole world will end unless congress passes his $700 billion deal.

Fuck these crazy bastards. Go here and watch the tape of Mrs. P getting blessed by a Witch Doctor. Be afraid. Then, go here and you may decide, as I have, that Tigger is poor Bristol’s baby, not Mrs. P’s. There is more evidence than any sentient being can possibly reject as ‘just rumors.’

*UPDATE: And look! I got my images to upload. No one can mess with me, godammit, not even wordpress.

Grandpa can take a nap, meanwhile I’m going to keep searching until I find where Church Lady bought that Down’s baby. We need a detective in AK and quick! When Grandpa wakes up, he’s going to wish his nightmare was just a dream!

Surly, check. Foul mouthed, check. Scottish, check. Good at vulgarity and coarseness, check. Lady, CHECK. Hey, that’s me!! I am feeling this job opportunity is fate, as i have already been cajoling my friend who writes for a national newspaper to smear the nasty lady, and up till now she has done me proud. I would be happy to be considered for the job

We are pleased to inform you that your application for the post of PAP Smear Foreign Correspondent has been successful. Your contract begins immediately. On a personal note, we are very happy to have you on board and expect our organization benefit enormously from your proven talent for vile and tasteless besmearing.

I just got off the phone with a friend in DC who’s the most vocally opposed to Republicans person I know. I told her all about our mission, and she was surprised that she hadn’t seen any PAP Smear shirts around DC. I invited her to join us, and to spread the word in the capitol!

That Bristol vs. Sarah page just tipped the scales for me. It’s official, Bristol is definitely Trig’s mom. I noticed in the photo of the governor’s convention, that Louisiana governor and one-time-VP-consideree, Bobby Jindal was missing. And speaking of governors with baby scandals, he delivered his third child himself.

Mrs. P. can take over and do both the presidential and VP debates. She could once again show to America and the rest of the world, without blinking, how competent and knowledgeable she is, “in every respect, Charlie”. It will, after all, be her administration, after a bag or two full of uncounted Obama votes are dumbed into a Florida restroom, and the supreme court anoints her the next (vice) president.

Grandpa should have sent her to Letterman last night. I agree with David L. on that. She could be all over the media while Grandpa would be napping and exchanging special thai massages and happy endings with Bush.

I deleted my PAP smear photo by mistake – I captured a british lady in selfridges with a Barack Obama badge and from the top of the escaltor to the bottom and she is going to spread the word on the Palin. She’ll host a coffee morning and question the evidence.

If that churchy nonsense was Obama instead of Palin, people would be rioting in the streets, drooling and talking about the end of the world.
This election is making me drink too much! And think too much! I hate it! Somebody wake that old Grandpa up, before he sleeps through Friday!!!
He may even be too old to be a Grandpa, he may be a Great-Grandpa!

“As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America… Where do they go?” Seriously? Putin’s the Hydra, and the fact that he flies over her state gives her foreign policy experience?

annemarie, you just caused the most hilarious image to pop in my head! With your clarification of what is apparently some Alaskan euphemism for “erection” — her statement just makes so much more sense now! Putin “rears his head” and “comes” into the air space of the USA, but then his sperms, they disappear? Where do they go? Raining down onto Wasilla, causing all kind of surprise pregnancies in the Palin family? That definitely proves she’s got foreign policy experience now, doesn’t it.

haha! I bet “mother…moose-hunter…maverick” is the kinda gal who would swallow too! She’s such a good sport. Then again…. why is it that her beehive is always so solid looking? Since the economy is totally fucked and Alaska doesn’t produce 20% of US energy after all, how about this for a new product to kickstart the economy:

SPUNK, by Vlad Putin.
The other kind of mousse.
“Put-in the RISE in the HIVE”