Vercetti42

I think finn's right, we should stop quoting him, if we keep quoting him it'll probably encourage him to post the same kind of retarded posts over and over again. Even if he did see a guide, I doubt he'd understand half of what's written in it anyway.

On-Topic, from the are you a gang member topic:

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Are you the gang member of any gang? I ain't, but I'm lookin' for some gang to join which would be perfect for me.

Mr Rabbit

- That weird thing with Stu, it's like Lwz3 & Nateshaw, or Deffpony and Adriaan.

That Thing, THAT THING, THAT THING???

There is no thing between us. I just made a little one time joke with him on the previous page, like I do with a lot of people. Please, for the love of all that is holy do not compare me and him with lzw3 and Nateshaw, or godforbid, Adriaan and Deffpony. He's infatuated with me, I get it. But it is NOT reciprocated. He's like my stalker Mkay. Now if anyone else wants to draw a connection between the 2 of us, my country has some of the finest libel lawyers in the world.

It may look small but i've been told the full-game map is 49 Square meters. Pretty big and long if you think about it.

I think you mean 49 sq miles but whoever told you that is talking out of his ass. 49 metres is like 490 cm which is beyond the definition of ridiculous.

49 square Miles? It's more like 30 Sq Miles.

I know. But he said someone told him its 49 sq metres, which is in fact not the same as sq miles, no where near. 49 square metres is 4900 cm. If he said 49 sq miles, at least that would have been the right unit.

Sgt. Foley

I once had a mate called Jeff, now.. This maybe a stupid ass thread but, I really want to know if what he said is actually true.

When IV came out he was obsessed with it, along with the entire GTA Series.. Guys a freak, literally.. Seems like the guy who'd get on the News for going on a Shooting Rampage then pinning it on a actual GTA game saying "It told me to do it, I was influenced by Grand Theft Auto" Now, the moment that I didn't exactly want to know the guy was when he shared something very personal. Something, I didn't get.. Or why.. But I couldn't help but laugh when he did, till I actually realized he was dead serious.

Jeff pretty much told me, not only in SA and IV. He'd visit the strip clubs then.. have a bat.

I couldn't help but laugh with how he said it..

Man I visit the strip clubs in GTA and just Jack it.. Been jacking it since SA.

I laughed. Said you serious?

Yeah. He was serious..

I never spoke to Jeff again.

Was I a bit harsh on Jeff to just never speak to him again? Should I give him another chance as a Mate? Well.. Thats a separate question.

So who here.. Has done what Jeff has done? Or is Jeff.. The lonely one?

Note this my friend, if you are just keep playing on us and being retarded all the time, no one can ever spell and pronounce the word RES-PECT for you. So change a bit and become a serious person here, maybe just maybe.

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Mlas: Dad, I want to piss, is there any toilet?Dad: Yes my daughter, there is a toilet, but the toilet is for manMlas: No problemAfter a while, Mlas running and hug dad with cryingDad: Why you crying? Mlas: Dad, after I go to toilet, there are 1 man and he suck my pussy and f*ck me! Dad: Where is he!! I want to stomp his dick!! Mlas: He now in police station dad, I have calling police and now he arrested by policeDad: Phew....After 5 days....Dad: OMG!!!! Dad: You pregnant???!!Mlas: Ah sh*t, why I go to man toilet just because want to piss!!Dad: Nooooooooo!!!!!!Baby: Oeekkk Oeeeekkkk!!!

Why Nautilus still not extinct? Because in million years ago, they use time machine while Jesus dance at mountain, after Jesus dancing, he say ''Oh sh*t! Wheres my time machine?!'' Thats why Nautilus still not extinct and Jesus can't go to year 2012 month 12 date 21 using time machine and World not doomed