Your child confesses to living a double life that's 3 letters and
starts with G, and you hope it's G-A-Y and not G-O-P...

You think the only way to keep all of Obama's czars straight is to
appoint a Czar Sorting Czar...

You think the popularity of Che Guevara t-shirts is a great example of how free-market capitalism works...

You're a hippie that wants to do your part by buying energy
efficient light bulbs, now all you need is a home to use them in...

You're from Florida, you voted for Al Gore in 2000, and the name Chad
makes you apoplectic...

You and your friends from PETA walk out of the movie that fantasized about
George W. Bush's assassination, and during a heated debate over whether
there could be a sequel you accidentally step on a bug and kill it,
rendering you inconsolable...

You're so bad at Wii Bowling you play with an avatar that looks like
Obama...

You hate taxes because counting is hard and you would rather give the
IRS your bank routing and account numbers so they can just take what
they think you owe...

A botox addled Nancy Pelosi gets emotional at a press conference and
you cry for her because she can't...

You smell bad, your dirty dread-locked hair smells even worse, you
can't remember your name, you can't spell "job" much less hold one,
you can't bathe because your bathtub holds all your used bong water
(because you never know when you're gonna need it bro), and you think
marijuana should be legalized because its a victimless crime...

You think tax day is in the spring when everything blooms because money grows on taxpayers...

If you try to sell one of your used, unfinished cigarettes on eBay
because it got a drag bummed off it from President Obama...

You think conservatives need to stop "waging war on science" and need
to start worrying about the potential capsizing of Guam...

Once again he breaks the boundaries of presidential decorum. This guy isn't the president of a college fraternity. He is one of only 43 people in the history of a nation of hundreds of millions who have had the honor and privilege to hold one of the greatest positions of power in the history of mankind.....and he's looking for an "ass to kick?"

Yeah, Matt Lauer prodded him, but THATS MATT LAUER. He is the PRESIDENT. Shouldn't someone be the adult here? Whats worse is Lauer said "kick butt," Obama turned it into "ass." It was totally gratuitous for him to do that.

I'm starting to miss TOTUS

If he wants to talk like that behind his beloved closed doors then by all means go for it, but knock it off with the foul language on national television. Children look up to you and I'm sure their parents don't want to compete with your mouth.

Can you imagine if either President Bush or Ronald Reagan talked like that? ME NEITHER! It wouldn't happen! It didn't happen!

Thats how the DNC moves their agenda forward

For crying out loud Reagan couldn't bring himself to take off his jacket when he was in the Oval Office, meanwhile Democrats get oral sex, drop f-bombs on hot mics, and say "ass" on national television like its on their presidential bucket list.

If Obama thinks he was on this from the beginning then he should hand that memo to Bobby Jindal and David Vitter, who demanded dredging and sand berms for WEEKS before they got permits Obama could've had issued in an instant. Instead, they come after oil hits that states coast.

The reaction to this has been a joke, literally, because when this all broke Obama was playing around with the Jonas Brothers at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

NOW Obama wants to KICK ASS?!? He can't have it, he's not a fit for that part, but I have another role in mind for him...

(As always, click on the picture to see a larger version in all its glory)

I had a vigorous internal debate about posting this video, because I don't want liberals to see it and launch a lawsuit to strike the Star Spangled Banner Down as unconstitutional.

I actually did know, but I have to admit I wouldn't be able to begin telling it to you. Thanks public education!

And who said we're not a Christian nation?

"One of the great strengths of the United States is … we have a very large Christian population -- we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values."

- President Obama, April 6, 2009

Oh, uhhhhh, ok.....Pardon me for getting in the way of Captain Ambiguous.

The whole event was being taped to be aired for some July 4th special, so a lot of VIP's were there, including a Lincoln impersonator who got to meet Obama. Since Obama has been compared to one of our greatest presidents (if not THE greatest) since BEFORE he was even elected I thought of the perfect product endorsement to commemorate the meeting.

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