Monday, October 26, 2009

Waiting in line details -7.5 hours after noon at the Centre of Bell. Habs riding the 3-game winning streak, looking to close out the homestand at 4-2. That'd be nice. Isles coming off a 3-2 OT loss to the Caps Saturday night where by all accounts they played pretty well, only to blow it after 60 minutes like they always do (2 OT and 2 SO losses so far).

"That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy" - lap dance to Manny B. for pointing us to Jack Todd's MMQB this morning. First off, kudos to Todd for admitting he may have been wrong. Not that he had much choice, given how we ripped him, and so did others (not that we believe anything bloggers do have any influence on him). But then we read this further down:

"We know Andrei Kostitsyn likes to be called AK-46, although most nights he plays more like a popgun. But we found nicknames at pucku.ca that suit the Brothers Kostitsyn far better: Big Tits and Little Tits."

Post-game adult entertainment - we're angry, not horny. We need to punch something. Oooh, how about some foxy boxing?

Please list all of your copyrighted materials in the comments, lest anyone steal them. Furthermore, the FHF acknowledges the contribution of our commentors in developing the great nicknames we use. Your share of the lawsuit winnings will get put into the "strippers 'n meth" fund, to be used by all of us collectively.

114 comments:

bea.habs.fan
said...

OMG! the end of the world is coming.not only did Todd have something nice to say about the habs AND Gainey but he also mentions FHF nickname Big tits and Lil tits (not that he gives the site credit, but still)

@JimmyIt's neat but kinda irrelevant. Who knows what those guys would've done somewhere else. Too many factors to be accurate. It's like I tell my kids when they insist that we "shoulda won the game if that puck didn't hit the post". If there's a face off it's a whole other game. Ya never know... although it's nice that the Habs are on the winning side of the useless info.

@Jimmy: NICE!That also means that Gomez has as many points as Koivu, Higgins and Tanguay and Gionta as many as Kovalev and Tanguay.

@GG11: I know you already know this, but you've got some mad photoshopping skillz! Isn't that how the kids talk these days? I'd love a poster sized print of that Rangers pic for my rec room. I'm pretty sure Mrs. LD and Ms. LD (2 hockey hating femenists - wonders where it all went wrong) wouldn't go for it though. Props! Is that last decade?

WV: chestsho, as in "I enjoy a good chestsho like the one in the Habs/Rangers preview pic."

@L DudeThanks. As for the poster, I may photoshop them but they would never hang in my house. At 44 3/4 I would hate to see those perfect boobs everyday. I can't be sure but I doubt she's holding them up because they sag from having children.

Shit, if you guys get any more popular you'll need an f.a.q., or should I say fack?I didn't get the urologist at first until someone else pointed out that Bergeron is our pp specialist.I'm not even gonna answer the big tits question except to say that there's also a little tits and if you can't figure it out with that clue...

Hey - what gives with the two deleted comments? People having second thoughts? I would like to pass on my only nickname to you to add to the lawsuit. I would like credit for calling him Gary "I hate everything about Canadians and hockey in general but I'm a complete waste of space so if someone shoots me in the face - no big deal" Bettman.

wv - aphstsne - as in If the strippers and meth don't do it, try shooting some aphstsne

@GG11 I agree it's mostly meaningless, but it's a nice response to the "experts" who questioned the impact the new top three and say Bob is a fool for letting them all go. I felt the offence improved in the off season. Aside from the odd game from Kovy, we haven't had a line move the puck around like this in ages.It's also nice to see players leave and remain marginal rather than rip it up à la John LeClaire.

Not to be a party pooper somebody I know thought of the nickname turtleplek, I guess around the same time you guys thought of it. He has never been on this site before. But I do give you guys credit for ZombiePlek, even though he isn't alive right now.

@HF29-- oh, don't get me wrong-- 'le gros bonhomme' is trying hard, and he's good for 3 or 4 failed wraparounds and missed, late, check-finishes a game. It's not his effort. He just can't skate. And wingers that can't skate had better shoot like Brett Hull.

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HabsFan10 grew up watching Le Demon Blond on Radio-Canada with his unilingual English Dad in a WASPy little town in Maple Leafs country, at least until the playoffs each year, when he got to hear Danny Gallivan and Dick Irvin because the Leafs played on opposite nights (if they made the playoffs at all). Rick Middleton and Cam Neely sometimes haunt his dreams. He thinks Thurso, Quebec should be declared a national historical site. If you aren't sure what the 10 in HF10 stands for, you're on the wrong site, buster.

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