1. Daytime shows are shit. It’s just this over and over.

2. BUT NOT ANY MORE. There’s this show on C4.

John Barrowman, who you’ll recognise fromTorchwood, Doctor Who and Desperate Housewives (he also has both an American and Scottish accent, but nobody really knows why), presents a show where dogs compete in a number of challenges in an indoor dog arena. AN ACTUAL INDOOR DOG ARENA.

What do they win? M-O-N-E-Y and “a grand unveiling at this year’s Crufts.”