Have Fun Guys & Gals (all 4 of you).*Thanks to fargo for the initial questionaire concept and to Svip for being a picky biznatch!Table by Naomi

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[list=a][*][b]Forum Name: [/b][*][b]Real-life Name:[/b] [*][b]Real-life Location:[/b] [*][b]Age in Years:[/b] [*][b]Star Sign:[/b] [*][b]Weak Point:[/b] [*][b]Favourite Colour:[/b] [*][b]Favourite Number:[/b] [*][b]Most commonly used expletive:[/b] [*][b]Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:[/b] [*][b]Car or bus?:[/b] [*][b]Capitalism or Communism?:[/b] [*][b]All work and no play...:[/b] [*][b]How much time have you spent incarcerated?:[/b] [*][b]Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:[/b] [*][b]Have you ever:[list=1][*]1. shoplifted?[/b] [*][b]2. sped? [/b][*][b]3. committed acts of vandalism?[/b] [*][b]4. murdered?[/b] [*][b]5. committed acts of terrorism?:[/b][/list] [*][b]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:[/b] [*][b]Are you an internet user or abuser?:[/b] [*][b]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:[/b] [*][b]What is your most frequent typo?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe your social position?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe your life?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe yourself?:[/b] [*][b]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: [/b] [*][b]How would you describe spam?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):[/b][/list]

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[B][U]Bonus Questions:[/U][/B][list][*] Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? :alien: [*] Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)[*]Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?[*]How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).[*] GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?[*] What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? [/list]

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[list=1][b]Gang Survey[/b][*][b]Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?(If Not whytf are you answering this?):[/b][*][b] Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic?[/b][*][b]How many gangs have you been in, which ones?:[/b][*][b]Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?:[/b][*][b]Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you?[/b][*][b]In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"?[/b][*][b]Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?:[/b][*][b]Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute?[/b][*][b]Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand)[/b][*][b]Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..[/b][i]*multiple answers are fine.[/i][list=a][*][b]The best natural leader:[/b][*][b]The best 2nd in command:[/b][*][b]The best soldier:[/b][*][b]The most charismatic:[/b][*][b]The most humorous:[/b][*][b]The most well spoken:[/b][*][b]The most arrogant:[/b][*][b]The most irratating:[/b][*][b]The most aggresive:[/b][*][b]The most In-the-know:[/b][*][b]The wierdest/original:[/b][*][b]The most generic:[/b][*][b]The most controversial:[/b][*][b]Biggest Drama Queen:[/b][*][b]Most Helpful inside the PGC:[/b][*][b]Most Helpful outside the PGC:[/b][*][b]Biggest Spammer:[/b][*][b]Most Respected Veteran:[/b][*][b]Most Respected Newcomer:[/b][*][b]Best Survivor:[/b][*][b]Most Improved:[/b][*][b]Most fallen-from-grace:[/b][*][b]Best Kept Secret:[/b][*][b]Most trustworthy:[/b][*][b]Most Untrustworthy:[/b][*][b]Most Ambitious:[/b][/list]

[*][b]Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:[/b][list=a][*][b]Was your favorite:[/b][*][b]Is your favorite:[/b][*][b]Was your least favorite:[/b][*][b]Is your least favorite: [/b][*][b]Was/is the most influencial:[/b][*][b]Was/is the most innovative: [/b][*][b]Was/is the most controversial:[/b][*][b]Was/is the most fun:[/b][*][b]Was/is the most active:[/b][*][b]Had/has the best front page:[/b][*][b]Had/has the best sigs & support tags:[/b][*][b]Had/has the most original theme:[/b][*][b]Had/has the most poorly concieved theme:[/b][*][b]Had/has the best members:[/b][*][b]Had/has the poorest members:[/b][/list][*][b]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?:[/b][*][b]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?:[/b][*][b]When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventuallyonline clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some timein the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?[/b][*][b]If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?:[/b][*][b]The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspiciousof outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangsgetting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.Which do you prefer and for what reasons.[/b][*][b]Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted?[/b][*][b]What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future.[/b][/list]

New Section Added:GTAF MADLIBS

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In case you've forgotten what adjectives, adverbs, nouns, and verbs are, here is a quick review:An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives.An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in "ly". Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs.A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns.A VERB is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs.When we ask for a GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, we mean any sort of place: a country or a city (Spain, Cleveland) or a room (bathroom, kitchen).An EXCLAMATION or SILLY WORD is any sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry. Wow! Ouch! Whomp! Ick! Gadzooks! are exclamations and silly words.When we ask for specific words like A NUMBER, A COLOR, AN ANIMAL, OR A PART OF THE BODY, we mean a word that is one of those things.When a PLURAL is asked for, be sure to pluralize the word. For example, cat pluralized is cats.

IMPORTANT: Fill in the random words BEFORE you plug them in to the final paragrauph, otherwise your answers will seem, "calculated" and a bit less random and humorous. Try not to use the same words twice unless instructed to.Here's the template:

Now simply plug these words into their corresponding numbers in the following paragraph:

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One day 1, 2 and myself were all hanging out at the locaL 3 which as you know is a very fine 4. Everything was going 5 so we decided to order a round of 6 to go with our 7 when suddenly it was broadcast over the 8 that the deviant fugitive, 9 was being chased in a high speed 10 by the 11 police 12 for the heignous acts of13 and 14. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase 15 at 16, which were on sale at the time and was now 17. at top speed down the 18. We watched with baited 19 as the Channel 9, 20 in the sky showed him veer his 21 off the road to take refuge in a 22. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your 23 up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you 2425!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and 26 took their positions along the rooftops. After a 27 had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my 28 up I'm coming out of the 29, don't 30 !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a 31! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and 32 him away in a blazing hail of 33!I looked over at 34 and 35 and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-36, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " 37 !"

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[list=a][*][b]Gamer Tag(s): [/b][*][b]Current Consoles/PC Specs:[/b] [*][b]Games Beaten/Completed Approx.:[/b][*][b]Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles:[/b] [*][b]Console vs. PC Gaming?:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Action/Adventure Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Sports Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite First Person Shooter:[/b] [*][b]Favorite SIMulation Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Raceing Game:[/b][*][b]Favorite Puzzle Game:[/b][*][b]Favorite Fighting Game:[/b][*][b]Favorite Survival Horror Game:[/b][*][b]Favorite Movie Based Game:[/b][*][b]Favorite Gameing Franchise:[/b][*][b]Favorite Game Icon:[/b][*][b]Favorite Game Babe:[/b][*][b]Favorite Console Controller:[/b][*][b]Favorite Role Playing Game:[/b][b]1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?[/b][b]2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?[/b][B]3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?[/B][B]4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.[/B][b]5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?[/b][/list]

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Found Here on page 29, thanks in large part to !!GameCH33TA!!, many thanks to Naomi for the original table sets.

I also think the topic might turn to be a bit messy. So @topic starter, if you can make table such as the one in the member picture thread, linking to each post per user, it would be really cool.

Yea I've already considered swapping out a few questions for some more interesting ones that occured to me after reading a few of these, I wanted to wait and see how this was received before I started in with any hardcore tableing so it's looking pretty likely I'll be doing it soon, hyperlinks and all.

EDIT: switched out 3 questions. I'll give this a day or two before I start tableing.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: A bit of pot, here and there. In fact, it's been years since.

Car or bus?: I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

Capitalism or Communism?: Both?

All work and no play...: Feeds the family come winter.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: One hour, in the cop car.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They like my eyes.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Yep.

2. overspeeded? Yep.

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep.

4. raped? Nope.

5. murdered? Not anyone important.

6. committed acts of terrorism?: I write for the Canadian Comedy Network. So... yes.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Nope.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Is loser an option?

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Seven or so. I'm at work. See answer above.

What is your most frequent typo?: ;p;

How would you describe your social position?: Brunt of the joke? Stone cold fox? Wanton sex god? All of the above.

How would you describe your life?: Exciting. Yet somehow, I keep coming back here.

How would you describe yourself?:Self effacing, relatively smart, coy, aloof, and a touch art fag. I did go to art school, you realize.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's like this conduit to a different world; a world full of all sorts of interesting folk... like little fairies... that also happen to be nearly half my age. It's free of a lot of the condescending cynicism that surrounds my everyday life.

How would you describe spam?: Sysnode.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A brilliant waste of my time.