Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?

* did you gulp down boiling water? lol. * You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling. * Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs. Bon Apetite! (de departe preferatul meu) * Does it smoke? Seriously, I have seen strippers perform this very trick. Perhaps after getting checked out, if there is nothing wrong, you might consider taking your act on the road. * Steam coming from the Vagina acts as a sauna for the Male's Penis during intercourse. * see a doctor steamy vagina is a well known disease * Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the steam using a plastic bag or else you can cause a global catastrophe. * Don't worry about the jokesters above. Hot pussy naturally steams. * It's a raptor on a locomotive, attempting to rob you of your precious eggs. You must stop him at all costs if you ever want children. * The little pussy that could! * It shouldn't be a problem as long as you use protection. My wife had steamy vag and I did not heed the warning signs. I just had to have it. I now walk around with 18th degree burns on my peepee. Why, dear lord did I tempt the steamy vag? * That's perfectly normal for a 19th century robot. * I think this means the pasta is done.