Was sent this email at work yesterday Some valid points though................................

Dear Mr. Cameron, (Prime Minster For Now)

Please find below our suggestion for fixing England 's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander themoney on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Paythem £1 million each severance for early retirement with the followingstipulations:

1) They MUST retire - ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - carIndustry fixed3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - housingcrisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids/grandkids to school/college/university -Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week.....and there'syour money back in duty/tax etc6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions tradingschemes that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedybastards to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years orwe shut them down.

It can't get any easier than that!

And if more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay backtheir falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.If not, please disregard. Grumpies of the World Unite

Other points you might consider:

Put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home, thenthe pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'dalso receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medicaltreatment, wheel chairs etc. They'd have constant video monitoring soif assistance was needed they'd have immediate help. Bedding would bewashed twice a week, and all clothing would be washed and ironed asneeded. There would be a guard to check on them every 20 minutes andstaff to bring their meals and snacks to their cell.They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritualcounseling, pool and education.Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, onrequest.There would be private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdooryard, with gardens for anyone who felt the need to exercise.Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls and therewould be a board of directors to hear complaints, and all guards wouldhave a code of conduct that would have to be strictly adhered to.The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervisedday and night. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week; live in atiny room and pay £600.00 per week without any hope of ever gettingout. Think about this (more points of contention):

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COWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, during themad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow, born almostthree years ago in Appleby, right to the stall where she slept in thecounty of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to theirindividual stalls.. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegalimmigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give eachillegal immigrant a cow. ******THE 10 COMMANDMENTSThe real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in acourthouse or Parliament, is this -You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not CommitAdultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers,judges and politicians..... It creates a hostile work environment.