Welcome! Here is my guide to having a broken mandible for hipsters. I know. You’re not a hipster. Neither am I. I swear. It’s just that I like organic artisanal local farm to table, snout to tail type food. And now I like that food through a straw. See what I’m eating in the Blog area. There are a few other pages out there with good recipes for other lifestyle choices. Find them in the links area.

All the other pages have this disclaimer, so I guess I should too? I’m not a doctor. I can’t give you medical advice. I mean I can. Here it is: Ask your doctor.

If you want advice about what I think tastes good through a straw? Heck yeah. Game on.

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About

I’m Matthew. By day I work at a hands on science center in San Francisco. By night I blend everything I can and drink it through a straw in Oakland. I have a couple of dogs, a sweetheart that fortunately enjoys soup, and got back on my bicycle two days after my accident.

Holler at me.

I’ll holler back. But not super loudly, because wires.

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