Excuses, Excuses

Hey Robbie,
You wanna stay at my place when you're in town? I've got an air bed.
- Rory

Good to hear from you Rory. I think I might just stay at a hotel to make everything easier for everyone.
- Robbie

Don't even worry about it! We'd love to have you. With the Serta EZ bed in our spare bedroom you'll be all set.
- Rory

Haha. OK, to be honest I've had a lot of bad experiences sleeping on air mattresses. They always deflate in the middle of the night, and I really need to get a good night's sleep.
- Robbie

R-man, you are IN LUCK because this isn't a normal air mattress. It has a built-in pump that kicks in anytime the mattress gets too low on air, so you'll never wake up on the floor. We'll plan to pick you up at the airport!
- Rory

That sounds great, but I just remembered you have cats and I'm allergic, so looks like it won't work out after all :/
-Robbie

Cats are all dead! You're good.
- Rory

OK LISTEN, I HAVE RUN OUT OF EXCUSES BUT I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU WHEN I'M IN TOWN. I'M SORRY.
- Robbie

Features

The Serta EZ Bed with Never Flat™ technology features a comfortable queen bed with frame that stows away easily in a compact wheeled duffel. Never Flat™ eliminates the sagging that is so common in airbeds and the self-deploying frame makes setup and take down a breeze. Never Flat™ technology is an auto-engaging, whisper quiet pump that maintains constant air pressure throughout the night. Choose your desired comfort level and let the powerful Primary Pump inflate the bed. Once inflated, the Secondary Pump continuously monitors and senses when it needs to silently engage in order to maintain the chosen comfort level throughout the night.

Standard bed height

Fits standard queen-size sheets

Powerful, integrated primary pump enables effortless inflation and deflation of the air bed

Automatic shut-off once the bed is fully inflated or deflated, allowing you to turn on the pump and walk away

Pump silently, as necessary, engages throughout the night creating a consistently comfortable feel

48 circular coils create a comfortable sleeping surface

Includes wheeled storage duffel

Shipping Note: Due to the size of this item, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, post office boxes or APO addresses is not available. A physical street address and phone number are required to schedule a delivery appointment to the first point of cover (e.g. patio, garage).

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