I remember all the moments when I used to hold you near,I remember the sweet nothings you would whisper in my ear,Whenever we would hold my hand my heart would skip a beat,We were such a happy couple and my life was so complete,But times have changed and now you've left me for some other guy,It seems I'll never get you back no matter how I try,This emptiness inside of me is tearing me apart,I gotta find a way that I can soothe this aching heart

'Cause babe I get so lonely whenever you're not here,You never even call me on the phone,So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer,And have a little orgy on my own

I can't believe you'd ever go and leave me for that chump,So what if he's a millionaire, and I work in a dump?So what if he makes more in an hour, than I make in a day?He lights his pipes with dollar bills and bathes in Perrier,Well I'm not much into culture, and I don't drive no fancy cars,And I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar,I'd like to meet this friend of yours, so bring him by my place,I'll have a friendly chat with him and stab him in the face

'Cause you know I get so lonely whenever you're not here,You never even call me on the phone,So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer,And have a little orgy on my own

I can't forget the day you put my love back on the shelf,It was then I knew I had to get a firm grip on myself,For other folks this solitude would be a living Hell,But when times get rough I still can handle myself pretty well,It's hard on me remembering the way that we were then,But when I read my magazines, I feel myself againI must admit, from time to time, my memory still lingers,But the only pain I feel is from the blisters on my fingers

Babe you know I get so lonely whenever you're not hereYou never even call me on the phone,So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer,And have a little orgy on my own

Yes I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beerAnd have a little orgy,Have a little orgy,I'll have a little orgy on my own