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A.A.Arkwright on "Wombles ‘scared shitless’ following TB outbreak in SW19"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=65818#post-192711
Tue, 27 Aug 2013 15:59:26 +0000A.A.Arkwright192711@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>knockout
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Tue, 27 Aug 2013 15:30:37 +0000Landfill192704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Sounds of gunfire were heard on Wimbledon Common this morning as chief womble Great Uncle Bulgaria unloaded a full clip from an AK47 into a passing group of American tourists.</p>
<p>“It’s a matter of survival,” said the tartan-clad children’s favourite from the safety of his underground lair. Speaking through a traffic cone between potshots, the fluffy puppet went on to explain that they were living in fear of execution following malicious reports of a TB outbreak.</p>
<p>The safety of the wombles is uncertain as SWAT teams prepare to gas the site. But their long term future is at least assured. The iconic stop-motion animation is to be ‘re-booted’ according to BBC commissioning editor Karen Lansbury. “New episodes are to include salvaged sawn-off shotguns, used condoms and a guest appearance by Jason Statham in a rare speaking role.”</p>
<p>The stand-off continues and Orinoco Womble is threatening to “Waste everyone,” in clear contravention of womble ethics which ordinarily shuns waste of any kind.</p>
<p>The last time an incident like this happened was in 2002, when Madame Cholet incorrectly self-diagnosed a bad case of thrush. On that occasion Bernard Cribbins reported the matter to DEFRA ‘just to be on the safe side’.
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