1. For some reason I love this little song. Even though...the beat is directly stolen from the one hit wonder Truth Hurts.

2. Does anyone else get a little nervous for the video girl? When they are on the street...I feel like she couldve blown her rape whistle or something. Ne-Yo, that's called stalking....

3. You cant really expect to win a girl over when your back-up dancers are clearly flamboyant. No hate. But when was the last time you used to dancing gay guys as your wingmen while you were trying to pick up a chic? (or maybe there is something, I dont know).

Ive been meaning to post these for a while. At first I wanted to show the teddy bears rough last minute sex on the couch. But the the cocain squikys made me laugh. But you cant just ignore the rule of threes. So I posted them all. These are for the AD Club in Germany. It's the latest self aggrandizing sex ads for people and from people who make ads themselves. Things doing sex seems to be a running truth for people in advertising. Line: For those who play seriously.

So...one of my genius friends from New England raised a provocative, yet logical question on facebook last week. He has a rep for a certain type of question. The last one of this grandeur was "What would win in a fight....a bear of a killer whale if they where both standing in 4 ft of water?" Tough right? Well this time he set himself to the face book status. And he supplied ups with this brilliance:

Who would win in a fight,Aang from Avatar:The last Air Bender orGoku from Dragon Ball Z?

And this lengthy status debate was what followed went on for several days:

Though the names have been changed to protect the innocent and their views...I am the one with Mojo Jojo as my profile picture. Some major quotes from perhaps the best debate I have had in months. A few jems in the convo:

no, Avatar has the ability to control the Elements. Goku can shatter the planet right from under him with the spirit bomb. and remember UNLIKE Goku, Aangisnt superhuman or can resist massive physical injury. the instant transmission and a Kamehameha wave would Kill AAng

He controls the elements that runs the planet man...everything that gokuthouches avatar controls...plus that spirit bomb takes time to charge up...the avatar aintgoin to sit there and let him charge that shit up.

dude, have you even watched Dragonball? Goku BLEW UP AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN WHEN HE WAS ONLY 6!!!!!!

Less you forget, Ang can water bend. If we break it down, all beings are made up of at least 90% water or something. All ang has to do is remove all water from goku's body and he is DONE!!!

um.. again those are HUMANS, NOT ALIENS. the part that you guys are missing is that most of the stuff that aang has done to affect humans.

With life being as busy as it is now for us 90's babies.....convos like this are once in a life time. Luckily, I have aligned myself with friends that ask trivial yet completely relevent stuff like this. More importantly....what do you think? Who would win?

10.25.2010

I know, I know. I should be grossed out. But I'm really not. It's girthy, but not intimidating (no homo). Big, but not too long (no homo). And color is not an issue if it's going in my mouth (also no homo).

Top 40 Best Dog Costumes. I cant promise you that all the dogs look happy, but I can promise you that what youre about to see is the most acceptable form of pet torture known to man. And...the Antoin Dodson doggie above, is only ranked number 14!

Aqui. Watch it...before someone takes it down. Or blogger sends me a message telling me about infringement. Yea...that happened the last time I posted a Kanye video. It's called the internet blogger. The internet.

Oh yeah...and I hope oyu have 30 spare minutes. But if you dont, the video starts at minute 13. You are welcome.

Ouch. Four malnourished models in one place. They were probably trying to eat each other. Cause you know....CK jeans are tight. And you have to be skinny to fit them. Anyways....seriously, in this case...it appears that America has a thicker skin than the rest of the world. Wow. I must admit, as I get older Australia is losing its coolness...more and more.

The Sony Walkman has finally been laid to rest. I could do a whole, I remember the time I use to listen to thing. But seriously, I dont think I feel any remorse. They shoulda toke the discman down first.

See...this is the outcome of Disney owning marvel. Mash-ups that shouldnt happen. Hooo-hummm. Next they'll have Princess battling Sentinels. Or Micky Magnetos. Or like....Beast from Beauty and the Beast vs. Beast from X-Men. Wait...that would be an interesting battle. My money is on the blue one. See more here.

Jimi Hendrix’s career was short-lived, but his music left an everlasting imprint on all of us. Worship rock and roll with shoes adorned with Jimi’s album cover art from "Are You Experienced", “Axis: Bold As Love” and “Electric Ladyland.”

I literally just brought a pari of shoes, so I really dont need to be getting all giddy about another pair. But these are hot. No?

Ok...so the first video is the actual one for the song (if you couldnt figure it out). Dlisted says it best "...an ode to kindergarden whiplash." But seceretly....we are all wishing we were the children of Will and Jada Smith, right? Am I lying?

These set of posters have been floating around for the new and "final" two parts of the Harry Potter movies. I just wanted to do a comparison real quick. THis is what the posters use to look like. A family friendly movie, with smiling children and a choochoo train. Now....

Where will the future generations of pre-pubescent kids learn their magic tricks, if the school has literally been blown up? And all of this happened because this Potter kid showed up at my school one day. That f*cker.

When I was a kid, I use to love the rain. It meant alot of different things to that I could not describe at the time. Now that I'm older...it's just a pain in the ass. Like snow. While kids look on in awe, I say "Fuck, where are my tims, this adds 15 minutes to my morning commute."

But hey, if you are into that type of thing....check on RainyMood.com. Perhaps you can plug it up to some speakers...and take a nap. They hint that you should play some music at the same time. I'm currently doing it, and looking out my window at a sunny day. My head is about to explode.