Epic Rusky Halloween Costume How To: Anna Chapman and More

Don’t have a costume yet? Not to worry. Here are some cheap and DIY Halloween wears you can slap together in no time. As culled from ANIMAL’s Slav Beat, behold: the ex-Russian spy Anna Chapman, the topless Ukrainian feminists of FEMEN, the meme-riffic Trololo YouTube sensation, the man that has the opulence, Voina’s Bucket Man and Putin.

Whether skanking it up, getting dapper or being extremely lazy, we have all your how-to’s right here. You’re welcome.

“OPULENCE, I HAS IT” GUY:You are an advertising caricature of all things Nouveau Russe, rooted in reality. You are Russia’s obnoxious mega-bourgeoisie. All your things are made of gold. You have opulence and you speak English poorly, but it doesn’t matter because you have so much opulence. Wear:
(1) The kind of clothes a gangster who enjoys spa treatments would wear. Accessorize with (a) dead-eyed, scantily clad arm candy and (b) a tiny giraffe.

SHIRTLESS PUTIN: You are Russia’s prime ministerex-president Medvedev’s puppet master, doughy retrosexual extraordinaire and king of macho photo-ops. You are the original Old Spice guy, but instead of baking cakes, you poison your enemies. Wear:
(1) Shirtless Putin is shirtless.