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The Den (Soi 25 and 3rd Rd).

I made my maiden voyage to the Den after being curious about it when I saw an advertisement on a Pattaya magazine. Luck has it a Senior BM was meeting up with friends at the Den so I tagged along. The inside is decorated with Eurocentric medieval type environment. The girls have a basic appearance like Taboo but not as "thick". They are also on average older than the Taboo ladies. Half of the ladies are over 35. Smoking is allowed and it has one of the most laid back vibes I've seen. I heard the food is great. The prices are reasonable. 70 baht for Coke Zero and 130 for lady drinks. Not inflated Walking St. Prices. There were around 10 bar girls with maybe 5 waitresses at 18:30. They have a pool table.

Verdict: I probably wouldn't return to the Den because I like the in your face atmosphere of Soi 6 better. The deal breaker is the talent was not up to my liking and nothing to write home about. With all the watering holes in Pattaya there is no reason for me to become enamored with this place.

So I discovered there was a Bell Transit Location right across the Highway from where I stay in Bang Na, and I was able to go directly from there to Pattaya for 108 Baht. I thought, based upon what the website said that there were 3 buses, one at 9:30, one at 1:30 (13:30) and one at 5:30 (17:30), but the lady at the desk said they run every 15 minutes. I also thought that based on what the website said, that it would be a 3+ hour trip, I assumed for stops and traffic and whatnot. No. We sped straight down here in barely an hour and a half. So I had to kill some time walking around. It's freaking humid.

After finally settling in, I tried to sleep and couldn't, so I figured I'd knock the first one out right away. I had seen they are up and going on Soi 6 pretty early, so I headed over there. As expected the pickings were not all that hot, but I found a young spinner at Wicked and decided to walk up and talk to her. Easily the hottest girl there (in my opinion), her name was May, and she had short, super straight fine blonde hair with pink and blue highlights, braces, a long skinny body, a flat stomach, and what looked like some actual boobies.

She said something to one of the girls as I approached her, the body language makes me think 'Oh great, he picked me' and she did not seem too enthused. I thought, what the fok, there's 100 girls sitting up and down this street BEGGING for business, and you're not too enthused to get picked. But I was determined to get this done early and she was the type I wanted so. I bought a water and tried to get her to sit near me, but she wanted a drink. Okay, whatever, I bought here an orange juice. (Surprisingly, and this shows I'm WAY too used to the Bangkok clubs I guess, my water and OJ was only a total of 160 Baht. Pretty normal, really).

Once she had the OJ, then we were talking. She WOULD NOT budge on price, 300 room, 1000 for her, and really, I was ok with it. Most of the girls in Bangkok that look like her want MINIMUM 2500. If you're lucky.

So we went upstairs, showered together. With her clothes off she does have boobies, they are small, but sort of curve outward, probably from breastfeeding, though they look great. And her body doesn't reallly show any baby damage. She wouldn't tongue kiss, though when she came (she claims, she did), she did lean down and give me a short tongue touching kiss. And I had to beg her to give me a blow job. "I don't like to!" Not beg her to BBBJ, but beg her just to Blow me! (It was a BBBJ) She wasn't much good at it. She also didn't seem to really enjoy the DATY, though man, what a beautiful, perfect pussy.

And maybe the shortest distance between a butthole and a vagina I've ever seen.

She did great at acting like my cock hurt her when we started in missionary, and seemed to take pleasure when I flipped her up to ride me. That was when I told her, I wanted HER to cum and she went at it. But then it took ME a long time to cum and she wasn't too keen on that, finishing all over her boobs and stomach. Despite all of this, I rather enjoyed it all, but she was so cold after the fact, that I thought, fuk it, if you're too stupid to want repeat business I'll just find someone else. Not like there's a shortage of women.

I just wish more of them looked like her for that price. We'll see how tonight looks.

The better looking the gal, the less she'll do. That seems to be a given.

Pattaya 1st Day

So I discovered there was a Bell Transit Location right across the Highway from where I stay in Bang Na, and I was able to go directly from there to Pattaya for 108 Baht. I thought, based upon what the website said that there were 3 buses, one at 9:30, one at 1:30 (13:30) and one at 5:30 (17:30), but the lady at the desk said they run every 15 minutes. I also thought that based on what the website said, that it would be a 3+ hour trip, I assumed for stops and traffic and whatnot. No. We sped straight down here in barely an hour and a half. So I had to kill some time walking around. It's freaking humid.

After finally settling in, I tried to sleep and couldn't, so I figured I'd knock the first one out right away. I had seen they are up and going on Soi 6 pretty early, so I headed over there. As expected the pickings were not all that hot, but I found a young spinner at Wicked and decided to walk up and talk to her. Easily the hottest girl there (in my opinion), her name was May, and she had short, super straight fine blonde hair with pink and blue highlights, braces, a long skinny body, a flat stomach, and what looked like some actual boobies.

She said something to one of the girls as I approached her, the body language makes me think 'Oh great, he picked me' and she did not seem too enthused. I thought, what the fok, there's 100 girls sitting up and down this street BEGGING for business, and you're not too enthused to get picked. But I was determined to get this done early and she was the type I wanted so. I bought a water and tried to get her to sit near me, but she wanted a drink. Okay, whatever, I bought here an orange juice. (Surprisingly, and this shows I'm WAY too used to the Bangkok clubs I guess, my water and OJ was only a total of 160 Baht. Pretty normal, really).

Once she had the OJ, then we were talking. She WOULD NOT budge on price, 300 room, 1000 for her, and really, I was ok with it. Most of the girls in Bangkok that look like her want MINIMUM 2500. If you're lucky.

So we went upstairs, showered together. With her clothes off she does have boobies, they are small, but sort of curve outward, probably from breastfeeding, though they look great. And her body doesn't reallly show any baby damage. She wouldn't tongue kiss, though when she came (she claims, she did), she did lean down and give me a short tongue touching kiss. And I had to beg her to give me a blow job. "I don't like to!" Not beg her to BBBJ, but beg her just to Blow me! (It was a BBBJ) She wasn't much good at it. She also didn't seem to really enjoy the DATY, though man, what a beautiful, perfect pussy.

And maybe the shortest distance between a butthole and a vagina I've ever seen.

She did great at acting like my cock hurt her when we started in missionary, and seemed to take pleasure when I flipped her up to ride me. That was when I told her, I wanted HER to cum and she went at it. But then it took ME a long time to cum and she wasn't too keen on that, finishing all over her boobs and stomach. Despite all of this, I rather enjoyed it all, but she was so cold after the fact, that I thought, fuk it, if you're too stupid to want repeat business I'll just find someone else. Not like there's a shortage of women.

I just wish more of them looked like her for that price. We'll see how tonight looks.

Why not

Why not. After Friday 2 pm 1 June they will be no good to me. I will have no emotional attachment so my care factor will be zero. I understand as a resident you have to be careful but as a potentially bogan Aussie tourist I don't.

If you are planning a trip to Pattaya join Thai Friendly and get a monthly full membership before you go.

Why would he do that when he could just get contact info from you as he was asking? Been to Pattaya before. Knows how everything works. Does not write a report. Still comes asking for someone to find his pussy for him. Incredible.

She is beautiful

She is hot bro. Many profiles like hers on Thai Friendly and you can similar looking girls at any agogo or night club. These girls come and go so unless she is spotted in Pattaya on the day you want her you may miss out.

If you are planning a trip to Pattaya join Thai Friendly and get a monthly full membership before you go. I will use TF to get a hand full of contacts but the rest of the time you will find plenty of stunners on the ground.

If you start asking price first up then be prepared for some unpleasant surprises I would suspect. I am sure some of the girls there will take naive punters on a merry ride and quote them overinflated prices suspecting they are newbies.

I once asked one chick and she said 500 baht for the room and 2000 baht for her. Then I told her what the price really was: 300 baht room and 1000 baht chick, and asked her why she lied to me. She didn't say anything to me as I walked away.

No, a woman's looks is not directly related to her performance, though there are times that a drop dead beautiful woman who is a star fish can be quite satisfying and get you off easier than an ugly woman who will put every porn stare there out there to shame.

I wish I had tips for dealing with condom problems! Haha It is very frustrating indeed. Not sure how mental it is, as I used to do fine with them when younger, and there was never any point when I decided in my mind that I hated condoms. It just happened. It has probably become more mental now, and my age and loss of stamina could have something to do with it. I really need to exercise more so I can build up my endurance, as sometimes it appears I get close to coming but then I simply wear out, I guess.

Is it safe to say that Just because the women is a 7, 8, 9 or 10 that doesn't mean the performance will be stellar? Probably common sense but that's one thing I get from reading your reports.

Also I have a problem with condoms and don't complete a lot of the times. You have e any tips for this? I have gone BB when offered, not much, but I use Crown and Trogan 40% bars in and they both still give me problems. I know its mental.

I was going to stay out of this discussion but what the hell. I think that if you just want a hole to bust a nut in, then this strategy will work, as you will find someone desperate enough to accept your offer. Just like you can find 500 bhat hookers on Beach Road, when the norm is bhat 1000 or so. However, I was in Pattaya for 9 days in late April-early May, and visited Soi 6 every day. Of the hundreds of girls on this street, I found 4 girls I could fuck. I did one girl at Hero bar, but she was always saying that time was up during the session, so I didn't repeat with her. One girl at Red Point wouldn't do BBBJ, so I passed. One cute young girl one or two bars down towards Beach Road from My Friend You Bar was eager for a session until I asked about DATY, whereupon she became disinterested. One girl at another bar wouldn't go for less than 2000 bhat because she was trying to get me to go with her unattractive supposed sister, who hadn't had a session that day, which I declined. I doubt that offering 1000 bhat total on Soi 6 would work if you have any kind of standard for looks.

Don't know if I am a clueless mug or not either. Maybe I am about Pattaya or Soi 6 specifically because my experience with Soi 6 bars and girls more closely mirrors yours than other reports I have read in a long while.

Of the half dozen or so marginally doable-to-attractive girls I saw, met and chatted with out of hundreds on Soi 6 in my 3-4 visits to Pattaya over the same number of recent years, none of them were up for so much as a BBBJ+CIM with me. A couple of them in two separate bars actually launched into lectures about what a sick man I must be to even think a Thai girl would allow a man to (yuck!) Cum In her Mouth. No, I don't remember the names of the bars. But they were on Soi 6 with a lot of girls sitting outsude.

The buzz kill and bad vibes from the tiny few good looking girls there was so effective in putting me out of the mood and driving me away I didn't even ask about my only other possible interest, BBFS, since by then I didn't want to fuck them anyway.

I don't recall that we got to the point of talking about price. It might have been 1000 baht all in, 1000 baht plus 300 baht for the room my requests would be rejected in or 5,000 baht per minute for the rejection and lecture, for all I know.

Meanwhile, I have no doubt I could have pointed in any direction and targeted other, unattractive (to me) Soi 6 girls who would have done virtually anything I asked for 1000 baht or less all in. Or I would think ought to jump at the offer. But I would have needed a lot more beer and Cialis than I was willing to ingest to get through it.

I suppose it depends on your frequency of visits. If you live in Thailand and have regulars you would be mad to share them. I will be once maybe twice a year so I don't care if the girls talk to me or not next time I see them. Sharing information should be acted fast due to the turn over of girls in the difference venues.

A common theme here is guys giving out tips and drinks because they don't want to seem cheap. They think word will get around and chicks will not want to go with them. That is not true at all. But you best believe if I set you with a chick and you are an asshole to her or things go sour, word will get around then. They don't remember who didn't buy them drinks, but they are sure to remember a referral gone awry.

So many chicks in Pattaya that you would have to be worse than mentally disabled to need someone to refer you to a chick.