Some might call it
radical, ruthless business logic; others, the foulmouthed abuse of a
shameless gobshite. Whatever: Michael O'Leary, the shrinking violet
who is Chief Executive of the awesomely successful low-cost airline
Ryanair, has made it his business to offer you his opinion on
everything, even if it often makes you wish you hadn't asked. Now,
here is the very baddest of his collected wit and wisdom, on
everything from the possibility of charging passengers for going to
the loo on his planes to his Aunty-f***ing-Mavis. We may hate him when
we end up being charged forty quid for a flight we thought we were
getting for a penny, but who can fail to be mesmerised, enlightened or
just laugh out loud at some of the stuff that issues relentlessly from
the man's lips?

On airline security: 'We
are not going to die at the hands of toiletries.'