10 RANDOM FACTS1. I have a green frog from Build A Bear Workshop. My son named him... "Green Frog"2. My daughter's eyes are the exact same shade of brown as mine.3. I'm addicted to Grey's Anatomy.4. My favorite song to sing at karaoke is "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon5. I can't stand blinking Christmas lights. I don't know why.6. I love chai tea from Starbucks.7. I still bite my nails when I'm nervous8. My car has a name :)9. I hate brussel sprouts (Thanks Sam :))10. I still have my first baby doll, and my daughter currently sleeps with her.

9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART

1. Let me know you're thinking of me2. Thank me for doing the dishes/laundry/changing a diaper, etc.3. Speaking of changing diapers, offer to do that on occasion. 4. Make me laugh.5. When I'm tired, let me take that nap on occasion6. Be honest7. Do what you say you're going to do8. Be the best father you can to our children9. Be happy... If you aren't happy, talk to me about it.

5 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE1. Visit Ireland/Paris/Rome/Poland2. Finish my damn Medic Class3. Become a published photographer (I have a lot of work to do in this area)4. See my children grow into responsible happy adults5. Move into a much bigger home.

Who is this poor girl?

Disclaimer...

Let me make this perfectly clear...Names, ages, genders, locations, hospitals... All fake. Totally and completely fake. Any similarity to any event that's ever taken place in the history of man is purely coincidence. My thoughts, beliefs, etc. are my own and may or may not be the thoughts, beliefs, etc., of my employer, my school, or anyone I know.