Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Next week’s episode, entitled “Nature vs. Nurture,” will take on the issue of gay adoptions by allowing certain cheftestants to “adopt” another cheftestant’s Elimination Challenge dish, with the judges determining whether the results are “confused” or whether the seasoning is “well-adjusted.” Rosie O’Donnell will be the guest judge.

The following week’s episode, entitled “Three’s a Crowd-Pleaser,” takes up gay monogamy. Cheftestants will cook in teams of two, with some having the option of “opening” up their team to another cheftestant from a past season. Watch the fun as a past season cheftestant bonds with a current season cheftestant and the two put the remaining original teammate up for elimination. Eric “McSteamy” Dane and Rebecca Gayheart will be the special guest judges. (Our onset spy related that Padma and Rebecca would constantly sneak away during filming, and when they returned to film the tasting scenes, they consumed all the food on the table, as well as the camera plates.)

Please come back. I can't do without another heterosexual Monday (plus all the witty commentary on the Top Chef). I mean, I can't post my designation of Team Lithium (Jennifer and the Voltaggio Brothers), or suggest that Jennifer and Michael V should just have angry, passionless sex and get it over with, on Skillet Doux.

OMg i hate you guys. The way you toy with my emotions with your awesome blog angers me sooo much. I hate that, if this blog was a van and you offered candy, I would jump right in with eyes closed, full of delight. Now I'm just an empty shell, desperately awaiting for your return. I hate you!

I was so happy reading you, now you're gone..I'll have to keep my own snarky comments while watching top chef to myself - you were the only person to put them down in a much wittier fashion than i could think them!

Hey, BTW if anyone is interested, I found where the Top Chef house is. If you do a search for "460 Probst" on google maps, you'll find it. I'm surprised that it's so far away from everything, right by the ol' mormon temple...

If you're not going to continue, can you at least announce you're gone for good? Some of us still have hope, but don't leave us hanging like that famous japanese dog. It's not fair to your faithful readers.