5. If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

— Douglas Coupland

6. There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

— Jean Baudrillard

7. When I was a kid, Halloween was strictly a starchy-vegetable-only holiday, with pumpkins and Indian corn on the front stoop; there was nothing electric, nothing inflatable, nothing with latex membranes or strobes.

— Susan Orlean

8. On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

9. I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?’

— Drew Carey

10. I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

— Robert Brault

11. There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

— Jean Baudrillard

12. This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

— Conan O'Brien

13. I love Halloween. It's the only night of the year I can wear a wedding dress without looking desperate.

— Adam

14. This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.