New year, new day, new time, same
resolution... Rub out the banker and get the sweet money.

First player of 2007 is... TOMMY
TURPENING. When he was in third grade, he wrote a story about
how he wanted to be on a game show. And not only is he on the
game show, he matches the set.

Tommy chooses #18.

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18

Tommy's Case

Starting with six.

12

$750,000

10

$400,000

6

$750

7

$25

15

$1,000,000

19

$50

The first bank offer of the new
year is...

BANK OFFER
$8,000

$ .01

$ 1,000

$ 1

$ 5,000

$ 5

$ 10,000

$ 10

$ 25,000

$ 25

$ 50,000

$ 50

$ 75,000

$ 75

$ 100,000

$ 100

$ 200,000

$ 200

$ 300,000

$ 300

$ 400,000

$ 400

$ 500,000

$ 500

$ 750,000

$ 750

$ 1,000,000

No deal. Without asking the
question. Next five...

22

$25,000

8

$1,000

13

$100

2

$1

21

Fakeout. $500

That was a better round. Turns
the board into a draw board. The banker responds in kind with...

BANK OFFER
$19,000

$ .01

$ 1,000

$ 1

$ 5,000

$ 5

$ 10,000

$ 10

$ 25,000

$ 25

$ 50,000

$ 50

$ 75,000

$ 75

$ 100,000

$ 100

$ 200,000

$ 200

$ 300,000

$ 300

$ 400,000

$ 400

$ 500,000

$ 500

$ 750,000

$ 750

$ 1,000,000

Greg (best friend), Ally
(co-worker), Kay (little sister), and Gina all lend their love.
The rest of the family is in the audience. They all say "no
deal" Tommy responds in kind. Another round...

25

$300,000

3

$100,000

14

$5,000

4

$200,000

The GOOD news, the odds of
opening up $500K are astounding... The banker offers...

BANK OFFER
$14,000

$ .01

$ 1,000

$ 1

$ 5,000

$ 5

$ 10,000

$ 10

$ 25,000

$ 25

$ 50,000

$ 50

$ 75,000

$ 75

$ 100,000

$ 100

$ 200,000

$ 200

$ 300,000

$ 300

$ 400,000

$ 400

$ 500,000

$ 500

$ 750,000

$ 750

$ 1,000,000

After the break, Tommy wants to
play some more. No deal. Three more cases...

1

Greg's choice...
$75,000

23

$10

16

Tommy's nephew's choice...$300

The $500K is still in play. And
Tommy's nephew is not going to therapy.

BANK OFFER
$40,000

$ .01

$ 1,000

$ 1

$ 5,000

$ 5

$ 10,000

$ 10

$ 25,000

$ 25

$ 50,000

$ 50

$ 75,000

$ 75

$ 100,000

$ 100

$ 200,000

$ 200

$ 300,000

$ 300

$ 400,000

$ 400

$ 500,000

$ 500

$ 750,000

$ 750

$ 1,000,000

There's a 75% chance that Tommy's
sitting on less than $50,000. No deal.

26

$75

11

Son of a....

$500,000

The Banker smugly offers...

BANK OFFER
$9,000

$ .01

$ 10,000

$ 5

$ 50,000

$ 200

$ 400

Might as well play the board out.
You came with nothing. No deal it is.

17

BANOODLES!

Penny's gone. Bank goes up to...

BANK OFFER
$11,000

$ .01

$ 10,000

$ 5

$ 50,000

$ 200

$ 400

No deal. One more case.

20

$50,000. I'd turn my head in disgust, too.

"Your dream of being on a game
show just turned into a nightmare." Next offer...

BANK OFFER
$2,500

$ .01

$ 10,000

$ 5

$ 50,000

$ 200

$ 400

No deal. Next case...

5

$10,000

We're going from bad to worse...
Tommy fields the next offer...

BANK OFFER
$200

$ .01

$ 10,000

$ 5

$ 50,000

$ 200

$ 400

The odds are Tommy will never
wear orange again. This is according to the guys at Master
Control, not me.

No deal. Next case...

9

$400

We're going from worse to
downright excremental... "What do you want?" Final offer as the
banker puts his feet up...

BANK OFFER
$100

$ .01

$ 10,000

$ 5

$ 50,000

$ 200

$ 400

Greg: "I will give you $101 not
to take it." No deal. No switch. Which means Tommy Turpening
just won...

$200

18

Tommy's Case

Well, at least it wasn't a fiver.

Reset the cases for SHANNAN
JUSTICE, who literally appears out of thin air. She wanted to
make an entrance, and she did... on a bungee and a harness. We
just dropped it like it's hot. Heh. She's a surgical nurse and
dance teacher from Tulsa, OK.

After slapping Howie on his
heinie, we get to the game. Her baby girl, Kennedy is 2. Born on
the 24th... That's case 24.

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24

Shannan's Case

Starting with six to go.

6

$500,000

And she's
not wearing anything orange...

15

$100. Another heinie slap.

4

$1... And again.

8

$400

21

With a hissy fit...
$1,000,000

1

$50,000. Double spank.

And now to spank the bank...

BANK OFFER
$13,000

$ .01

$ 1,000

$ 1

$ 5,000

$ 5

$ 10,000

$ 10

$ 25,000

$ 25

$ 50,000

$ 50

$ 75,000

$ 75

$ 100,000

$ 100

$ 200,000

$ 200

$ 300,000

$ 300

$ 400,000

$ 400

$ 500,000

$ 500

$ 750,000

$ 750

$ 1,000,000

"NO DEAL!" Shannan is
playing for her husband, who is currently digging her a hole in
med school.

Twenty-six women control twenty-six briefcases,
each of which contains as little as a penny, and as much as $1
million. How much faith does a player have in the contents of
the cases? Only the banker knows for sure.

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