If I was so inclined, I’d want my man strutting his stuff on the beach in these Bermuda “corpse” shorts courtesy of Weird Clothing Company. Bloody red and well marbled, what better way to show your utmost devotion to your carnivorous endeavors?

Going so far as to replicate packaging, they arrive at your doorstep wrapped on a Styrofoam plate and sealed in plastic wrap - just like favorite flank steak, refrigeration not required. [via]