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Yeah I figured ramming on its nose/eyes and pulling it to the side while it deathgrips my arms instead of letting it use its hindlegs would give me a sufficient advantage to work it on the floor and expose his belly to give him knees beneath its ribcage would inflict enough damage to make it let go of my arm.

I'd say kicking it would be out of the question since I would expose my balls to an angry shepard mouth with razor sharp fangs, but If i had the balls(pun intended) I could use it to keep my distance more and have a height and reach advantage.

I'd say my anatomical knowledge will definitely carry this for me since a hulking mass of shepard can still be enough to work an adult to the ground.

But considering it's untrained I think I can take this.
But keeping my cool while a wolflike creature is tearing on my arm will be a new kind of challenge that I might overstimate myself for.

Bloodlusted me doesn't give a shit and will end it with extreme prejudice.

Same here Gollum is a skinny bitch that albeit vicious will never be able to take me if I were intent on killing him.

I'd say he is actually dangerous because they need to keep him alive and he keeps sneak attacking them, also i'm not a hobbit like Frodo,Sam and Gollum/smeagle.
Sure the ring might have altered him quite a bit to make him perhaps stronger than a hobbit but still.

I would not underestimate him and without the ring would be able to kill him with or without tools.

Invis Gollum would indeed be quite the matchup, but I'd wager I'm smarter than him and I can set up a trap for his invisible ass like for example, a powder trap or maybe some kind of netting or proximity alarm like home security.

In round 3 he would have a very big problem since the closest dangerous area is my old neighbourhood where I grew up which is at the closest a 10-15 minute cycling trip. People there would help me instead of killing me.

You're right, look it wasn't my intention to offend anyone I just wanted to be a smartass.
The OP pointed out that we on Reddit would give the zombies rights and my point was that it was more likely to happen on Tumblr.
Now I come back here to massively downvoted comments which I suppose I deserved.
In my second post I tried to point out that I basically know jack shit about Tumblr and that my opinion about it isn't worth jack shit.

It's safe to say my comments were in jest to say the least, but for what it's worth I'd like to apologize.
However I also like to point out that I don't take kindly to someone basically calling me a spoiled teen either.

.....I'm so stupid been spending the last 3 days afk farming dittos currently have adamant/timid and jolly which are noteworthy all with "max chain-IV's" since I've been pressing a for 40 min per ditto.

made a box called Dit-ho's and all give them IV<insert synonym for whore/slut> names.

I'm not saying they actually have the power to give rights to anything.

But when I see people respect stuff like other-kin and checking privilege and all the radical feminists posts (i've seen here on Reddit btw, way to be truly informed on my part) I just think they go a little bit to far.

But hey that's just my stupid opinion.
No idea why age has anything to do with it though?

Also I'd say being angry over nothing/petty things is also pretty much a Reddit thing to do.