Jack and Todd are at the hospital to pick up Blair. Todd tells his son that he
cannot skip school. Jack observes that Todd is skipping work to which Todd
replies he owns the joint. He says he has to pick Blair up. Jack tells his
father he just wants to hook up with his mother. He tells Todd that half-naked
is out of his life and he hates being single.

At the jail, the guard tells Ross Rayburn that he has a hot visitor. Ross hopes
it is Blair, but it is Téa. He calls the mother of the kid she won’t let him
see.

At the hospital, Todd asks Jack not to use the term “hook up” and answers that
he is not going to hook up with Blair. Jack asks about half-naked lady. Todd
tells Jack her name is Téa and no, she is out of his life as Jack had surmised.
Jack says that is too bad, he really likes Téa. Todd says he does too. They go
into Blair’s room but she isn’t there.

Marty Saybrook is in her office when Blair comes in with some information about
a patient’s right to privacy. She tells Marty that it is against the law for her
to reveal any information about her condition. Marty asks if she means the
information about Téa’s child with Todd. Blair says that if that information got
to the wrong person it might jeopardize her recovery. Marty surmises that Blair
doesn’t want Todd to know. Blair says she also doesn’t want Marty to be the
person who tells him.

At Gigi and Rex’s house, Rex asks Shane if he is ready for volunteer day. Shane
complains that Rex forgot to put cinnamon in his oatmeal and that he has had the
same thing every day for a week. Rex says he will make him something else. Shane
tells him that what he really wants is for his parents to get along again; they
are no fun anymore. Rex evades the topic by telling Shane to go brush his teeth.
When Shane goes upstairs, Roxy knocks on the door. She tells Rex she is there to
pick up Shane for volunteer day. Rex asks her who told her she could do that,
and Gigi replies from behind him that she did.

At the Buenos Dias Café, Kyle Lewis accepts Nick Chavez’s marriage proposal just
as Oliver is coming in the door. Oliver goes over to them and asks Nick if he
just proposed. Nick confirms that he did and that Kyle accepted.

At La Boulaie, David tells Dorian that he won’t let her marry Amelia. He tells
her she is taking a very risky position. She tells him that she is taking a
stand and this is the most effective way for her to fight for same-gender
rights. He tells her she is making a mistake. She asks if he thinks it is going
to cost her the campaign. He tells her it has nothing to do with the election;
she is about to marry someone she doesn’t love. Dorian asks him when he became a
proponent for love. He tells her he has always been for love when there is no
possibility for monetary gain. Dorian tells him she can’t pass up this
opportunity to combine her prominence with Amelia’s activism. David tells her
she is being used. Dorian assures him that so is Amelia. David asks what this
will do to her family. She says her family will be just fine. He then asks her
what will happen if she falls in love with a man when she is married t Amelia.
She asks what difference it makes to him since they are divorced; what they had
is over.

At the Buenos Dias, Oliver says he didn’t think Kyle and Nick were that serious.
Kyle reminds Fish that he told him he and Nick have real feelings for each
other. He tells him that he and Nick will be married in a group same-sex
ceremony. Llanview’s Gay and Lesbian Alliance is making a statement. Nick says
they are challenging the archaic laws that ban same-sex marriage. Oliver asks if
it is just for show. Nick says no, is not for him, and he thinks Kyle is taking
it seriously too.

At Gigi and Rex’s house, Rex tells Gigi he thought he was taking Shane to
Volunteer Day. Gigi tells him Roxy has been begging to spend time with Shane and
she is his Grandma. Roxy tells him that Gigi said she could spend time with
Shane even though she and Rex are estranged. She tells Rex she is sorry. He asks
if she is sorry about helping Stacy blackmail him, giving her the stem cells
that were from his father, or telling him that his father was dead. She says all
of it. Gigi asks Rex if he can just forget about it for right now. Shane needs
his Grandma. She takes him a few steps away and tells him they can use the time
that Shane is with Roxy to work things out between them.

At the jail, Téa asks why he would send his lawyer to her hotel room wearing
nothing but a towel unless he was ready to put their differences aside. Ross
tells her he had nothing to do with it; it was all Eli. Téa tells Ross she hopes
Elijah wasn’t trying to steal something. She produces the briefcase that Ross
has been after.

In Blair’s hospital room, Jack asks Todd where Mom is. Todd says he doesn’t
know, but her stuff is still there so she didn’t go far. Jack asks if his mother
has forgotten them. Todd tells him she could never forget them. Jack asks why
Todd wanted her to get hypnotized. Todd tells him that Blair cannot remember one
important thing that Téa told her before she fell out the window.

In Marty’s office, Marty thanks Blair for all her research on doctor-patient
confidentiality, but assures her that not everyone needs to be reminded how to
behave ethically. Blair asks her what is ethical to her. Marty tells her she is
keeping Todd’s child from him. Blair says Téa did that. Marty asks if Blair
thinks that if Todd finds out he will run back to Téa. Blair asks why she should
risk it. Marty tells her that Todd will eventually find out because the truth
always comes out. Blair asks why Marty cares as long as she is not responsible.
Marty tells Blair that Todd kept her past from her. When she found out, she went
off the deep end and tried to kill him twice. She asks Blair what she thinks
will happen when Todd finds out she hid his child from him. Blair assures her
that Todd will not try to kill her. Marty reminds her Todd doesn’t do well with
secrets. Blair says people change. Marty tells Blair that if she cares for Todd
she will tell him the truth.

At the jail, Téa opens the briefcase to show Ross that it is filled with money.
She tells him it is his in exchange for his signature on a document that she
gives him. He tells her he doesn’t care about the money; he is not giving up his
kid.

In Blair’s hospital room, Todd asks Jack to start packing Blair’s things while
he goes to find her. When Todd leaves the room, Jack goes for Blair’s box of
chocolates. Elijah comes in and asks him if he is supposed to be eating that
candy. He tells him he must be Manning’s kid. Jack asks him who the hell he is.
Elijah tells him he is Todd’s lawyer; the one that won Todd shared custody of
him, Sam and Starr. He asks Jack where his mother is. Jack asks what it is worth
to him.

In Marty’s office, Blair says she knows she can’t keep Todd’s child from him
forever. Marty asks her why she doesn’t tell him now. Blair says she is waiting
for the perfect moment. Marty tells Blair she saw how Todd reacted when he found
out Téa was already married. She asks Blair how she thinks Todd will react when
he finds out Téa kept a child from him. Blair asks if Marty is working her.
Marty says that as her doctor she is trying to help her to consider all the
angles. Blair says she already has. She says that no matter how angry Todd is,
that child binds him to Téa for life. Marty asks if Blair intends not to tell
Todd. Blair tells her not to worry about what Blair does, just make sure she
never tells anyone or Blair will sue her. Marty heads toward the door. As she
opens it, she tells Blair this will blow up in her face. Blair yells for Marty
to keep her secret safe. Todd is on the other side of the door and asks what
secret.

At Gigi and Rex’s house, Gigi tells Rex that they can use this time together and
besides, Roxy is still Shane’s family. Rex asks Roxy if she has talked to
Natalie. Roxy tells him that her calls keep going to voicemail. She tells Rex to
tell Natalie that she knows Jared isn’t a killer. Shane comes downstairs. He is
exited to see Roxy. Roxy is surprised to see that Shane has braces on his teeth.
Shane asks Rex if he can go to Volunteer day with his grandmother instead of
with him. Rex tells him it is ok. Roxy and Shane leave. Gigi tells Rex that
Shane knows that there is something wrong between his parents. She tells him
they have to fix it.

At La Boulaie, David asks Dorian if she thinks whatever they had is over. She
tells him that they tried several times and he always ruined it. He asks her how
he could have ruined something that apparently never meant anything to her. She
asks if he is suggesting that he was never in love with him. He concedes that
they were good in the sack but questions whether it was love. She asks him if he
has forgotten that he stood her up at the altar and humiliated her in front of
the entire town. She tells him that she was so in love with him and he broke her
heart. He reminds him that his late former brother, the sociopath made him do
it. He tells her he knew she never forgave him for that. She asks him why he
thinks she fell for him again when she followed him into the faux Buddhist thing
and married him. He protests that she married him because she found out he was a
Buchanan. She tells him money had nothing to do with it. She tells him that the
day they were married in that Ashram she couldn’t have loved him more. She tells
him he chose his acting career over their marriage. He reminds her that she told
him to follow his dream. She says he chose shilling for hemorrhoid cream over a
life with her. She tells him if he really loved her, she would have been his
dream. He tells her he had hardly unpacked his bags in Los Angeles when he found
out she had fallen into the arms of that Columbian Casanova. She tells him she
thought she was never going to see him again. He tells her she made sure of it
when she sent him the picture of her kissing Ray Montez. Dorian tells him he had
no trouble letting her go. He asks her if she is kidding. He tells her he
couldn’t get her out of his head and that is why he came home. She tells him he
wanted to trick her into using La Boulaie for his tacky little reality show. She
says he told her he wanted her back but all he really wanted was to be a star on
reality TV. He tells her that doesn’t make it any less real; that’s why they
call it reality! He tells her he is sorry if he hurt her but he meant every word
that he said when he told her that he wanted them to be man and wife. He wanted
them to be married again. She asks him what about now.

At the Buenos Dias, Nick is on the phone with Amelia while Kyle and Oliver are
talking. Nick hangs up and tells Kyle that everything is set for tomorrow’s
ceremony. Oliver is surprised that it is happening so soon. Nick explains that
they wanted it to coincide with gay history month. Oliver says even Martha
Stewart couldn’t put something together that quickly. Nick says that is why
Amelia needs his help at Alliance headquarters. He asks Kyle if he is coming
with him.

Roxy is sitting on a stool at the counter watching Oliver, Kyle, and Nick. Shane
comes up to her and gives her a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Roxy asks him if they
aren’t supposed to be volunteering. Shane tells her that Mrs. Vega said his
class could cook and take meals to people who are sick or can’t afford food. She
asks where everyone is. He tells her they are meeting in the kitchen in five
minutes. Roxy looks over at the three men again and asks Shane if he can hold
down the fort for a few minutes because it looks like her friend could use a
peanut butter cup.

Kyle tells Nick that he has to study and then has a shift at the hospital. Nick
starts to leave, then turns around and comes back to kiss Kyle, then he goes.
Oliver turns away.

Roxy tells Shane she guesses he has questions. He says just one. She begins to
tell him about two guys kiss each other. He tells her he knows that means they
are gay. He says he wishes his parents would kiss each other again.

At home, Rex asks Gigi what her idea is. She says she is not sure he is going to
like it. He tells her anything that will stop him from feeling the way he feels.
He says he loves her so much but can’t stop thinking about Schuyler, and Stacy,
and the baby. He says it is such a mess. He tells her he is willing to try
anything. She tells him he might not want to say that before he knows what it
is. He tells her if it is a tantric sex workshop in the mountains, he is ok with
that. She tells him she thinks they need couples therapy and they can see Dr
Marty Saybrook.

In the doorway to Marty’s office, Todd asks Marty what secret is safe with her.
She tells him to ask Blair. Todd asks Blair if she remembered something about
Téa, Blair lies and tells him that she asked Marty to hypnotize her again but
still remembers nothing.

At the jail, Ross tells Téa that her attempts to buy him off are getting boring.
She asks what choice she has after he threatened to disappear with their child.
He asks if he is supposed to forget it because she shows up with a little cash.
She tells him it worked when she wanted a divorce. He tells her they are talking
about his flesh and blood. She tells him she wants a clean break and doesn’t
want him anywhere near their child. He asks if she wants a clean break so she
can be with Todd. She tells Ross that Todd doesn’t want anything to do with her
and this has nothing to do with Todd. Ross asks her if she loves Todd that much
that she can’t let Ross be a father. She tells him he was never much of a
father. He tells her that no matter how much she wants to, she cannot change
that. He reminds her that Todd may have been on that island, but she had sex
with Ross. Ross got her pregnant. She tells him they both know what happened.
Ross tells her that if she thinks Todd was mad when Blair told him that Téa and
Ross were married, wait until he finds out they have a kid.

Outside Marty’s office, Todd tells Blair not to worry about what Téa did. He
says Téa was willing to kill her over it so it has to be big. He tells her she
will remember it eventually. Todd asks her if she is ready to go; he promised
Jack he would let him drive. She asks if Jack came to pick her up. He tells her
that Jack couldn’t wait and even said he was going to start to treat her better
and maybe spend a little more time with her. Blair says that Jack may be feeling
a little guilty about being so crazy about Téa. Todd asks what better way there
is to forget about Téa than to hang out with Blair. Todd takes Blair’s arm and
start to walk down the hallway. Blair looks at Marty over her shoulder and
smiles.

At the jail, Téa tells Ross to let her worry about how Todd will react to their
child. Ross tells her to take her paper and her money and get out. She asks her
what kind of parent he can be from jail. He tells her that Eli is in the process
of getting Blair to drop the kidnapping charges. Once she does, he will no
longer be a fugitive. She asks him if he will be father of the year and he says
he would like to try. He asks her if he is just supposed to give up his kid to
make her life a little easier so she can be with a guy who doesn’t even want
her. She tells him to tell his lawyer to stop trying to find their child. Ross
says Elijah will never give up. Téa says Elijah is his lawyer; he does what Ross
tells him to do. He tells her that Eli is not only his lawyer; he is his
brother.

In Blair’s hospital room, Elijah asks Jack if he thinks he is going to pay him
to tell him where his mother is. Jack tells him that they each have something
that the other wants. Eli says this is not a negotiation. Jack says his dad
always told him when you’re unhappy, walk away. Elijah concludes either that or
hit someone over the head. Jack says the man was trying to steal his stepmom’s
briefcase. Eli tells him that doesn’t matter; he can still send him to juvie for
assault and battery. Jack says it is called trespassing and tells him to look it
up. He says Ross was in his dad’s house and Eli is in his mom’s room. Eli asks
if Jack is going to hit him. Jack says no, he will just call security and say
Eli was trying to kiss him. Blair and Todd return to Blair’s room. Todd asks
Elijah what he is doing there. Eli says he and Jack were getting acquainted.
Blair asks why she is getting the feeling that they may need to apologize for
something. Jack tells his mother that Elijah wanted him to tell him where she
was. Elijah says he supposes Jack was just trying to protect her. Todd tells
Jack that he guesses they can’t get too mad at him. Jack says he needs a drink
and leaves the room. Blair asks Elijah if he wanted to see her. Todd tells her
this is not a good time; he was just about to take her home. Eli says this will
just take a minute; he is here on behalf of his client Ross Rayburn. Todd asks
if Ross isn’t in jail. Elijah says Ross made things worse when he came here to
the hospital to see Blair. Todd asks Blair why Ross would do that. He wonders
what Blair has going with Ross.

At Rex and Gigi’s house, Rex asks Gigi if she thinks they need counseling. She
tells him she knew he wouldn’t like the idea. He asks her if things are that
bad. She tells him she doesn’t know what to do; Rex isn’t the only one who wants
to change their feelings. Rex concludes that she means her feelings for
Schuyler. She tells him that she wouldn’t even be thinking about Schuyler if
things were right between the two of them. She tells him they love each other
and they don’t want to break up. There is nothing wrong with needing help. He
says he knows that. It’s just that they were perfect. He asks what happened to
them.

At the Buenos Dias, Shane tells Roxy that when his parents said they were
getting back together, he thought that everything would be ok. Roxy says she
doubts they were expecting a knocked-up, home wrecking stripper. Shane concludes
she is talking about his Aunt Stacy. Roxy tells him she is staying out of it.
Shane says Stacy is having his dad’s baby. Roxy says Stacy claims that. Shane
says Stacy figures it will drive his mom and dad crazy. Roxy tells him that if
his parents could get through his getting sick, they can get through anything.
Shane asks her if she still wants to give her friend a peanut butter cup. Roxy
looks over at Kyle and Oliver and says he looks a little busy right now. She
suggests they go into the kitchen to cook.

At a nearby booth, Oliver concludes to Kyle that he is really going through with
marrying Nick. Kyle tells him he could think of worse things. Oliver asks him
what. Kyle says like pretending they were never together. Oliver says that was
different. Kyle tells Oliver that he and Nick are doing this to give same-sex
couples the same rights as straight couples. Oliver asks if because it is a
political statement it means that he doesn’t love Nick.

At La Boulaie, David tells Dorian it doesn’t matter how he feels about her; she
is betrothed to a woman now. David says Amelia will help Dorian get elected and
Dorian will be the poster child for same-sex civil rights. Dorian says she feels
like she has a calling to champion equal rights. She says this is a wonderful
cause for her, even if she does have to marry a woman. David moves in close to
Dorian and says women are wonderful, but he knows her; she needs a man. She
likes men. As he caresses her face, he tells her she likes the way men touch
her, hold her, and love her. She nestles her face into his chest. He asks her if
she really thinks she could give this up. She pulls him into a passionate kiss.

In Blair’s hospital room, Blair tells Elijah that she feels terrible that Ross
got hurt. Todd says Ross got what he deserved. Blair defends Ross, saying he was
visiting her here in the hospital. Elijah asks if this means she will drop the
charges. Blair says she feels terrible that a man should have to pay for the
mistakes he made so long ago especially when he was just doing her ex-husband’s
bidding. Todd says like she didn’t make him pay. Blair reminds him that he
didn’t go to jail. Todd concludes that she thinks Ross shouldn’t either. Blair
says no, he shouldn’t. She tells Elijah that she will do whatever she can to
have the charges dropped. Elijah thanks her and turns to leave. Todd tells
Elijah to tell Ross to stick to his other ex-wife; the one he married. Elijah
says he thought Todd and Blair hated each other bur it looks like one big happy
family to him. Elijah leaves.

At the jail, Ross asks Téa what will happen if Todd takes her back. She says she
will never have to watch Ross wax his surfboard again. Ross asks what will
happen if Todd finds out that they have a kid together; he has heard that
Manning hates kids that aren’t his. Téa says people change. Ross laughs and says
Todd Manning won’t change and won’t make a bit of difference whether he goes
after Blair. Téa says she will worry about Todd and tells Ross to worry about
Blair. As Téa departs, Ross tells her good luck with that.

At the Buenos Dias, Kyle admits to Oliver that he doesn’t know if he loves Nick.
Oliver wonders that he is marrying him anyway. Kyle tells him it is more
complicated than that. Oliver asks if it is more complicated than committing to
him forever. Kyle tells Oliver he knows what marriage means. Oliver says it
means that there is no hope for Oliver and Kyle. Kyle asks Oliver if he really
thought there was hope for them. Oliver says he always thought. Kyle asks if
Oliver thought that he would wait forever. He tells him he gave up a long time
ago. Heartbroken, Oliver tells Kyle he will see him around and rushes out of the
restaurant. Roxy comes to Kyle’s booth and gives him a peanut butter cup. She
asks him if he thinks it was a good idea kissing that other guy in front of
Fish. Kyle concludes she saw it. She informs him that the whole joint saw it.
She asks him if she is trying to make him jealous with that other guy. Kyle
informs her that he is going to marry that other guy.

At La Boulaie, Dorian is kissing David’s chest and David is kissing Dorian’s
neck. She tells him to stop and asks him what they are doing. He asks what she
thinks they are doing and kisses her neck again. She says if he is trying to
find a way to tell her he loves her then to just come out and say it. She asks
him if he loves her. David begins to answer when her phone rings. He tells her
not to answer it. She tells him she is running for mayor and goes over to the
phone. He asks her why her campaign manager can’t answer it. When Dorian answers
the phone, it is Amelia. She tells Amelia that that is wonderful news; she will
come right over and they can celebrate. When she hangs up, David asks if it was
good news. She tells him three major media outlets want to cover their grand
soiree. David says that’s great. She asks him what he was going to say to her
before they were interrupted. He tells her not to let anyone talk her out of
wearing white because this is her first marriage to a woman and she looks hot in
white. He tells her good luck and leaves.

At the Buenos Dias, Roxy asks Kyle why he isn’t marrying the man he loves. Kyle
asks her who says he loves Oliver. She reminds him that when she was drowning
her sorrows in a bottle of whisky, he was doing the backstroke next to her. He
tells her that he is over Oliver. She sarcastically says he is over the guy he
has carried a torch for since college. Kyle tells her that he and Nick are doing
this to give equal rights to same-sex partners; it’s not even a legal marriage.
Roxy asks if it is still rice and a ring. He asks her why gay people are the
only people that have to keep their marriage vows. She tells him if he wants to
have a drive-through divorce he can knock himself out, but he doesn’t seem like
the type. She asks him if he is sure that he is marrying the right man.

Marty Saybrook is in her writing on a chart. Her phone rings. When she answers
it, Gigi Morasco tells her she was calling to make a first time appointment for
couple’s therapy. Marty tells her she has a cancellation tonight.

Gigi takes the slot and informs Rex. Rex tells Gigi that the sooner thy get
started the sooner they can get back to where they used to be.

Marty finishes writing on the chart, which is Blair Cramer’s, and files it away.

Todd and Blair arrive at La Boulaie. Blair calls out for anybody home, but no
one answers so she presumes Dorian is out on the campaign trail. Todd jokes that
she is out shopping for hers and hers towels. He asks Blair if she needs
anything. She tells him she’s good.

At the jail, Ross asks Elijah if Blair dropped the charges against him. Elijah
says the paperwork has already been started. Ross asks how Blair is doing.
Elijah tells him they are letting her out today. Ross asks if Blair said why she
is dropping the charges, then he says never mind; he has a pretty good idea.
After he showed up bedside and got tased twice she is pretty hot for him. Elijah
says maybe, but maybe she was trying to make Todd Manning jealous. Ross
concludes that Manning was there. Elijah says sorry but yeah.

At La Boulaie, Todd offers to make Blair something to eat. Blair declines,
saying she is all set. Todd guesses he can take off and turns to go. Blair says
wait

Téa enters Blair’s vacated hospital room and asks the orderly what happened to
Blair. She says she was released; her husband just took her home. Téa says he is
not Blair’s husband; he is hers. She knocks the plastic pitcher and cups off the
table with her purse and leaves.

At La Boulaie, Blair thanks Todd for bringing her home. He tells her he just
wanted to make sure she didn’t take another swan dive. Todd tells her to rest
and to call him if she needs anything. He turns to leave and she asks him not to
go.

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