Vanderpump Rules’ Mike Shay Proves He’s NOT Missing After Scheana Claims He Left With All Their Money!

Insiders explained the Bravo star was worried her longtime love had begun abusing drugs again, and was reportedly contemplating pulling the plug on their union.

However, the aspiring music producer took to Instagram on Monday — only hours before the first installment of the reality show’s fifth season — to prove to everyone on the Internet that he’s not, in fact, missing.

For good measure, the TV personality even held up a current edition of the LA Times (above)! Damn!

He slammed rumors about substance abuse and marital issues in the caption, writing:

“I am not missing. I am sober. I am Happy!!! Don’t believe everything you read. I love my wife and will always love my wife. Whatever is going on between us will stay between us!”

That’s pretty vague, but hey, as long as he’s healthy and happy that’s all that matters, right?!

Plus, Scheana also took to IG, promising that the truth behind the scandalous story will “come out” over the course of VPR‘s Season 5: