Here the taglines for the two sets of promotional material at hand: "There are as many loves as there are hearts," and "Prepare for a 3D ride through hell." Which one will be getting your wallet? Why am I typing this with the inflection from the Capital One credit card ads? Because it sounds weird in my head if I don't, that's why.

Meanwhile, for an advance taste of SILENT HILL: REVELATION's promised 3D ride through hell, click the image below to check out the suitably sick (in the positive slang sense) motion poster for the flick. The writhing arms, the grainy picture quality, the creaking and screeching and scratching of Pyramid Head... it's all great.