The Pauly D Project Episode 1: Best quotes from Pauly & Co.

March 29, 2012

Jersey Shore fans have come to love DJ Pauly D for his on-point, well-timed one liners and he brought plenty to The Pauly D Project premiere Thursday night on MTV. But the Pauly D wasn’t the only one dishing out laugh-out-loud lines on the first Jersey Shore spinoff.

Pauly’s crew -Big Jerry, Mike ‘Biggie’ Morgan, Ryan Labbe and Jason ‘JRoc’ Craig – had plenty of great lines, as well. The dynamic between these five is different from the Jersey Shore gang giving them the advantage to naturally play off each other and bring viewers inside their inside jokes. These boys have known each other for years and the lines they spit out make it clear they know how to push each other’s buttons and keep each other in check.

Check out some of the best quotes from The Pauly D Project premiere.

Lines that made us LOL:

“Sweatpants are like the new skinny jean” – Ryan Labbe

“I promised her I’ll be good. I need to find a church the second we get to Vegas” – Biggie on staying faithful to his girlfriend, MaryJane

“We know that you need to fill out your permission slip” – Big Jerry to Biggie on telling MaryJane the crew is headed to Vegas

“I’m sweating bullets right now because when I tell her I’m moving to Vegas I’m afraid she’s gonna either shred all my underwear or break everything in the house.” – Biggie

“I don’t know what this dude’s thinking but it takes questionable to a whole new level” – Ryan Labbe on Jerry getting into the hot tub

“You were beating that beat from early on” – Pauly’s Mom

We’re trying to find some chicks to take back to our dope suite. We are not going home with a bunch of dudes” – Pauly D