ursa minor: bear604

8.07.2009

1.30.2009

After his parents divorce, Little Billy is at his custody hearing. The judge asks him which one his parents he wants to live with. Billy looks up at the judge sheepishly and says "Well, I don't want to live with my Dad because he beats me."

The judge replies, "So I guess that means you'll be living with your Mom then?"

Billy exclaims, "Oh no Your Honour! I don't want to live with my Mom! She beats me too!"

Exasperated, the judge asks "If you don't want to live with your Dad and you don't want live with your Mom, who do you want to live with?"