Summary

Meet the Joneses AU – Massey-Reyes CIA pair is (supposed to be) spying on Rourke International Holdings' heir, who seems to be living in a frat house. A very mixed frat house that just goes beyond any briefing or profiling the two agents could ever think of. After a few days, they’re pretty sure it’s a cult rather than a frat house.

What could be worst than spying on something you clearly have a hard time understanding the target and its environment? Maybe pretending to be married with your partner in order to spy on said target? Perhaps slightly falling in some kind of feeling Dave would not deign to classify?

The Twelve matchmake. Badly. Without being aware they're spied on or even caring.