No One Cares About Kari Ferrell?

Kari Ferrell is so irrelevant. Why do you let her ruin your blog? She has nothing to say. I hate her. Please stop!… This is just a fraction of the banter I hear on the regular. She made an appearance on Gawker today and take a look at the numbers. Now, any questions?

Kari rocks, and everyone knows it (even if they claim to hate her). She's living the grifty life that we all wish we had. Her posts pretty much always satisfy. The nan-sayers most likely just wish they were the bearded lads who are fortunate enough to hit that.

So we were all interested in this person that was 'grifting' hipsters…but now…not so much. I think this observation rings true in the 'quality' ex-po-se interview above…such epic questions. I've read a few of her blogs because I enjoy reading ANIMAL, but really, this girl has nothing amusing to write and can't even come up with any original material. I don't even know where to begin when it comes to this girl, but let me just say, when you pretend to have cancer and use cute-ster come-ons like the handjob crap in order to lure people in, and take money from people…that's not just something to be sorry for and beckon people to think you are something more than what you are…(what, a writer?) This girl has problems and believe me, she'll flicker out soon. Her writing isn't even remotely funny or amusing. Really…make a porno! I'm sure people are interested in seeing a round/lat faced, flabby-man-voiced girl get banged…please, continue to fish for more attention! Someone please get EPIC BEARD MAN a bus ticket to come out here and drop hammers on this girl…NEXT