Heartbreaker Don’t You Mess Around With Me

Happy Valentine’s Day! Some of you may remember that this is the time of year when I usually post my Rejected Valentine’s Day hearts. In fact, I’ve done it for the past four years. However, this year I didn’t do it. Oh, stop crying and have some candy, you big baby.

Anyway, the rejected heart thing is kind of everywhere now and I didn’t see any reason to keep it going. I know, heartbreaking. But I did make this one for you:

Somewhere, they must really make “opposite” heart candy. I’d buy it in a minute. Better to laugh than take up space with another card, eat candy I’m not supposed to eat and throw dead flowers away in a week.