Weather Genuinely Most Interesting Topic of Conversation

After two days of completely schizophrenic weather across the UK, with unpredictable bouts of snow, hail, wind and sunshine striking at a moment’s notice, everyone has agreed that the weather is definitely the most interesting thing to talk about.

Beyond mere small talk, many people are reporting in depth discussions that drag on past the 20 minute mark, analysing and deconstructing the frenetic weather patterns.

Everyone now seems to have a good working knowledge of the basic principles underlying meteorology, and with that an acceptance of its shortcomings, and why you can never really 100% trust the forecast.

Barry from the pub seemed to have his finger on the pulse of the nation when he declared: ‘This weather doesn’t know if it wants a shit or a haircut. I came out wearing a thin jacket and I am now absolutely bloody freezing’