36 and I heard it fine. It said “shoot shoot shoot”… oh wait, that’s my Ozzy album talking to me again. It says they play this in malls to prevent loitering. Like I needed another reason to avoid shopping malls.

i am so hardcore from going to so many punk, hardcore, metal, and gothical shows that i can’t even hear that sound. i can hear the sound of a beer going down my neck. i can hear the sound of my muscles ripping my business slacks. i can hear the sound of my fucking bank account overflowing like a hot tub full of bitches. i can hear you being about half as gnar as i am when the saturday pelican rolls out of the treck store parking lot. i can hear the sound of children in africa benefitting from the diamond mining industry. i can hear america pulling itself up by the bootstraps and putting fake flowers in abu grahib. i can hear the chiseled rugged good looks of my sunglasses being more manly than george clooney jackhammering a hole in the hood of an H2 in order to rescue spring break with his bare hands. i can hear you all not hearing any of that.