At the first bite (my first bite of fake vegan cheeze ever) I wasn’t sure if I loved or disliked you. However, after a few mores bites, I was hooked. You are tasty in an old-school way, and of course you melt and stretch which is awesome. You feel a bit strange in my mouth, but you are fake cheeze, and I will get over it. Daiya cheeze, I think I ♥ you. I will use you on a proper pizza soon.

_________________"....but I finally found block tempeh a few weeks ago with the intent to give it my virginity." -Moon