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How to Harness the Pineal and Earn Mega Bucks

LEARN THE TRICKS AND TOOLS OF THE TRADE FROM EXPERTS WHO HAVE BEEN EXTRACTING AND SELLING PINEAL CRYSTALS FOR DECADES.

Make Money at Home Using Your Pineal Gland

You could be one of the many abductees who have their pineal crystals harvested against their will, earning you nothing but a false memory, or you can be one of the clever few who harvest authentic pineal crystals and sell them for CASH. By the kilo, by the gram, pineal crystals, grown inside the human brain, are the most valuable commodity on the planet today!

It is not necessary to buy a professional package or kit to start earning from pineal crystals. In fact, you can get started right now, today, without investing more than the cost of scalpel, an electric drill (with a 3/32" tungsten carbide bit), an endoscope, syringes, gauze, disinfectant, and anaesthetic — common things you probably already have in your home! It will take time to develop the skill required to fully harvest your income-producing pineal glands, and you won't become an overnight millionaire scraping them, but with some persistence and dedication, you can build a sizeable cache of cash-earning pineal crystals, ready for market!