"'Turtles fans might have been looking for their own 'Avengers.' They get Alvin and the Chipmunks on performance enhancers and mass-market pizza instead. In Hollywood, history repeats first as farce, then as marketing." -- Wesley Morris, Grantland

"'Turtles fans might have been looking for their own 'Avengers.' They get Alvin and the Chipmunks on performance enhancers and mass-market pizza instead. In Hollywood, history repeats first as farce, then as marketing." -- Wesley Morris, Grantland (Photo credit: Mark Fellman / Mark Fellman)

"What's most disappointing about the movie ... is the turtles' grotesque look. Bloated and brawny, they're like the love children of the Incredible Hulk and Godzilla." -- Michael Sragow, Orange County Register

"What's most disappointing about the movie ... is the turtles' grotesque look. Bloated and brawny, they're like the love children of the Incredible Hulk and Godzilla." -- Michael Sragow, Orange County Register (Photo credit: Mark Fellman / Mark Fellman)

"... If you thought Bay had forgiven [Megan] Fox for saying he was "like Hitler," this new April O'Neil role is proof he hasn't." -- Amy Nicholson, LA Weekly

"... If you thought Bay had forgiven [Megan] Fox for saying he was "like Hitler," this new April O'Neil role is proof he hasn't." -- Amy Nicholson, LA Weekly (Photo credit: Melissa Moseley / Melissa Moseley)