VP Choices for Donald Trump #38-33

Alright, our list of VP choices for Donald Trump is starting to get more weird. The official wingman to POTUS needs to speak the same language as the people of America (see #33), make deals happen (see #47) and extend a hand (job) to other world leaders (see #35). If you haven’t checked out #50-39, check it out here.

38. Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie is the #1 Youtube star. Why? We have no idea, but what we do know is that Trump could win over the hearts of gazillion young voters with Pew in the #2 slot.

37. Bill Belichick

We never read Trump’s “Art of the Deal”, but we’re guessing there is a chapter on how to defeat your opponents through cheating. Billy Boy is a winner – he ain’t no LOSER. Unfortunately, the only thing he won’t deflate is Trump’s ego.

36. Daft Punk

“Daft Punk is playing at my house, White House”. Now that would be awesome to hear from the glossy lips of Trump!

35. Mia Khalifa

Mia Khalifa ranks as a top adult film star who brings big assets to the VP role. As a Lebanese-American she will help build relationships with the Middle East – as long as their leaders are totally cool with an arabic woman that flaunts more than her eyes. And she can give them handjobs, which we assume they are totally down for.

34. Clint Eastwood

Another true American graces our list. Although Clint doesn’t carry nearly as much artillery as Ted Nugent, he is a man’s man that American men will listen to. And if you don’t, then you are probably some kind of pansy ass liberal – that’s at least what we think Eastwood would say.

33. George Lopez

We think a Mexican comedian will build stronger border relationships. But when your only choices are Carlos Mencia or George Lopez, you start second guessing this idea. Nonetheless, we rank Lopez at #33 because his show has recently went off the air and he needs a new gig. Trump loves hispanic, right??