With all of these location-based social networking services, you’d be crazy not to try a little serial killing.
— badbanana

The one trick pony is the laziest of all the animal prostitutes.
— J_Ethan

Some parents count to 10 to get their kids to behave. I use a similar technique where I string out crime scene tape and fire up a chainsaw.
— MrBigFists

Vampires drink blood. Human blood, specifically. They don’t get to just drink animal blood, go on their hunky dory way without any type of drawback and then make idiotic jokes about being “vegetarians.” Vampires stay out of the sunlight lest they burst into flames. They certainly do not sparkle as though somebody blasted them with a shotgun full of rhinestones. Those are called pixies. And as for vampire baseball… fuck you, Meyer.
— Topless Robot, commenting on Twilight vamps