We worked with over 600 experts in various
fields to compile the lists this year. We flew nearly half of
these esteemed friends to our headquarters for the unveiling
gala. Things got a little out of hand, and several panelists,
and probably a few crashers, took the opportunity to get catty
about the cultural elite. Who are the most troll-like of all?
Here's the result of several hours of hard debate and hard liquor,
culled and published just under the wire for your enlightenment.

Yes, even the future offspring of Danny
DeVito and Rhea Perlman couldn't out-troll good old Trolly the
Magic Troll-not in a theoretical state at least. If Danny and
Rhea do decide to breed and bring their offspring to light, we'll
have to take a recount. Meanwhile, Trolly holds the crown, even
as we all snicker derisively at his famous catchphrase: "Magic
me! Magic me! I'm as magic as can be!" Yeah, right.