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Rednecks watch sports frequently, but never actually play any sports, as this would ruin the ideal redneck body type. Their sports of choice include drinking, chewing tobacco,NASCAR, drinking, and incest. Rednecks play American football, which is similar to European rugby, except that it is played by gorillas and retards. Perhaps the most popular activity among Rednecks are Oxycontin eating contests. Rednecks also enjoy creative alternative sports, as seen here [1]

Unlike most northerners whom are raised around normal things such as football, baseball, hockey, basketball, etc. Hillbillies grow up watching NASCAR, dirt bike racing, NHRA drag racing, tractor pulls, monster trucks, boat racing, and any kind of sporting event which involves some type of motorized vehicle. Rednecks have an unexplained urge to drive their rusted out 4 wheel drive trucks by driving through pits of mud where they commonly bathe, this is commonly referred to them as "Muddin'." Their cultural fascination with motor sports is believed to be because most of them were born in the back seats of automobiles, or in the beds of pickup trucks, to unwed, teenage mothers whom were taking OxyContin and Xanax during their pregnancy. With their fathers actually being their cousins, and often distantly related to some vague NASCAR driver or some other auto-racing "athlete."

Update: It has been recently discovered that the reason they watch motorized sports is because most of them are fat, and see motorized sports as a way to be an athlete without actually exercising.

Rednecks hunt in hunting clubs located in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere. This allows the typical redneck male increased freedom to engage in group sex with other men at the clubhouse and out in the wild with the animals, much like furries. Most rednecks hunt for the imaginary shock value of this now outdated pastime. Some however must hunt for their food because the government has cruelly deprived them of their driver's licenses for driving creatively, and the local Winn-Dixie just closed the meat department due to aids.

"J'ever done gone'n getted that thar thang you was gonna git from the catalog?"

Loosely translated, this means "Did you receive the item which you ordered from the catalog?" A catalog is a form of old media. It is similar to eBay, but printed on paper and sent to everybody's house through the mail, another form of old media. Also, a catalog does not have the possibility of a bidding war where the price of an item escalated to over 9000 times its actual value and could be bought by nobody. They also treat the word "done" as a modal verb, putting it in front of every conjugation, ex. "I done did good". They also use "y'all" (you all) in every sentence.

YER DUN GONE TO THEM THERE MRVER THEETRES THAR DUN DONTOUN? = Excuse me, but are you going to go to the cinematic theaters for motion picture viewing that is located in the southermost part of this fair city?

WOWOWWEE IDUN FOUN A C'GGY IN MAH ASSCRACK WOOOWEEE!! = By some strange circumstance, I have found a cigarette in the divide of my buttocks

I DUN BY YYEERRHAWW NOBOYAWAJAABBATHAT DONE YAHOOWHODADDY DEMRFHR!! = The chaos theory is a theory that complex natural systems obey rules but are so sensitive that small initial changes can cause unexpected final results, thus giving an impression of randomness.

WHO DAT SAY DAT WE CAN'T WIN? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? You've been underestimating the New Orleans Saints because they won the Superbowl.

A typical redneck, she'll only have sex with her brother...and her uncle

Since many rednecks come from small country towns in the US, there is a limited pool of eligible people to mate with. Many rednecks thus marry their sibling or their cousin. This results in more retarded children, who grow up to be rednecks and do likewise. There seems to be no way to break this vicious cycle. This population expansion in the redneck communities results in the Republicans winning elections.

Also note that redneck men only like redneck girls and will shit bricks if their girlfriend has a mind. She belongs in the kitchen, damnit. This usually leads to them being attracted to buck-toothed ugly shits who will get on their knees whenever Papa tells her to.

There has been a new fetish arising, and that is the redneck fetish. One needs to be a seriously disturbed individual to have said fetish, and if you find this turns you on, you should seek immediate help.