An extraordinary report circulating in the Kremlin today issued by the Federal Security Service (FSB) says that their enhanced biometry analysis of a 2016 video taken in the US State of Michigan that depicts a Bigfoot creature (called Yeti’s, Alma’s or Menk’s in Russia) is a “near exact/perfect” match to a Bigfoot video captured in the Adyghe Republic in 2015—thus placing this American “hominoid” on the murder suspect list relating to the 1959 Dyatlov Pass Incident where 9 young hikers were slaughtered by an as yet unknown, but suspected to be, Bigfoot creature. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

2016 Bigfoot video taken in Michigan, United States

2015 Bigfoot video taken in Adyghe Republic, Russia Federation

According to this report, on 25 January 1959, nine young hikers from the Ural Polytechnic Institute sent out on an expedition from the city of Yekaterinburg (in 1959 named Sverdlovsk) in the Sverdlovsk Oblast to the Otorten Mountain range, but when they failed to reach their destination, on 11 February, local search parties were sent out to discover their whereabouts.

Dylatov Pass Incident expedition members preparing to leave on their death journey on 25 January 1959

By 20 February 1959, this report continues, these nine young hikers were still missing and a Federal criminal investigation was begun as well as a new search conducted by Federal police forces and Russian military aircraft.

On 25 February 1959, this report grimly notes, the first discoveries were made as to the fate of these nine young hikers—and that over the next two months showed they had all been savagely killed by an “unknown beast” that had, literally, torn apart their bodies.

Medical examination of the bodies revealed strange anomalies, this report explains, with all of the victems having odd injuries that forensic science-doctors at the time could not explain—such as 23-year-old victim Ludmila Alexandrovna Dubinina who was found with her head tilted backward, mouth wide open as if screaming, her tongue ripped out by the root, and her eyes forcibly removed from their sockets.

In 1962, this report notes, the Committee for State Security (former Soviet Union KGB) closed their investigation into these hikers death by stating it was “unable to be solved”—but which this past January (2016) the Investigative Committee (SLEDCOM) ordered back to “active/immediate investigation status”.

And as to the new DNA evidence obtained from the 1959 victems of the Dyatlov Pass Incident that “alarmed/alerted” SLEDCOM investigators, this report continues, was it being an “exact comparison” to the only known Bigfoot creature to have ever been captured—and who was named Zana.

Covered in thick hair, and able to outrun a horse, this report notes, Zana was eventually “tamed/domesticated”, and until her death, in 1890, had a number of children by a number of different men—some of whom died due to her “habit/custom” of washing her newborn babies in cold running river water, even in the winter time.

With Zana having been confirmed as being a Bigfoot creature by DNA evidence, and that same DNA evidence being discovered on the mutilated bodies of the victems of the 1959 Dyatlov Pass Incident, and the 2015 video evidence of another of these creatures being sighted in the same Caucasus Mountain region where Zana was first captured, this report states that neither SLEDCOM or the FSB have the “power/authority” under existing Federation laws to disregard the facts of this admittedly strange case making a Bigfoot creature a murder suspect.

2015 Caucasus Mountain region sighting of Bigfoot creature

1850 Caucasus Mountain region of Zana’s capture

And as to how seriously the FSB is in investigating this suspected Bigfoot murder case is contained in this report explaining how Russian police officials worked with the Ministry of Defense (MoD) in analyzing the 2015 Russian Bigfoot video and 2016 Michigan Bigfoot video utilizing the same military computer identification systems that biometrically identifies Islamic terrorists in the Levant War Zone from both aircraft and satellite video photography systems.

This report concludes without its stating how this strange murder investigation will continue, but with this being the first time a Bigfoot creature has been named as a suspect in a human crime, one wonders what they can do. [Note: Under Russian law, a murder suspect can be anyone identified as knowing something about the crime, regardless of how much time has passed.]