- The Best Man's speech must be SAVAGE- It's not an open bar- Bonus points for taking home one of the bridesmaids- Catching the bouquet only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments- No contraband images or <html> tags

-HockeySam18, Dad-Dancer-Blatant, Got in on the B-list-Dead_End, Wicked Wingman-Mr Wednesday, Taking Selfies on the Dancefloor-John the Late, Hooking up in the Corner-Devestator, Enjoying the Champagne-