But while former presidents don't get the full gung-ho security measurements of a sitting POTUS, protection is still paramount. That means they can't just move into any house. As such, the Obamas' $5.3 million new home is getting some last-minute mandated security upgrades.

Additionally, the garage is reportedly being converted into an office, hopefully the spot where Barack Obama will bang out his next life-affirming memoir. The four-story D.C. rental has nine bedrooms and (as of now) eight-and-a-half bathrooms; reportedly, the future First Daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner are also moving into the neighborhood.