I make men do things, for me. Lots of things. Including turning a good bible humping sub into a panty thief. You read correctly I said good bible humping subs. Specifically one particular churchmouse who has fucked food and eaten donut holes after he pranced around with them in his buttcrack. So why does churchmouse do whatever the Dark Lordess satan incarnate tells him to? Because I fucking control his penis.

Panty Thief

He can’t even fuck his wife without my permission, because if he tries his dick goes limp. I have complete control over his body functions; I am a corruptrix; I am very goddamn good at getting into men’s heads. And the most important thing you need to know about me, is that I do not give a flying fuck if this scares you. I encourage you to be very afraid, because while I smile real sweet, I’m a mega bitch and I will hurt your fucking feelings. But back to panties and the panty thief. It seems the wife threw out some skivvies and churchslut wanted to know if he should retrieve them from the garbage.

Do Fish Swim?

Of course you are going to steal your wife’s panties from the garbage you asshat! Have I taught you nothing? I encourage subs to wear panties, and to confiscate them from places they won’t be missed. A word of caution: Just make sure your wife doesn’t A. Catch you wearing them. B. Discover your stash of women’s undies. Can you spell D-I-V-O-R-C-E? At the very least, Christian marriage counseling. I’m gonna laugh at you if your wife cries and takes you to the local pastor because you have been jerking off in her panties and then eating them, wearing them, being a good wholesome panty slut. Mhm… and laugh hard.

So’z… are you ready to be my panty thief? Then pick up the phone! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. I look forward to ruining your life!

LOL. I don’t know, Ms. Brighton, it seems to me that sending a little churchmouse to Christian marriage counseling would be a just punishment for stealing panties and cumming in them. Explain that to Pastor Smith–oh wait, Pastor Smith has been calling you too! 😉