Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Top Ten: You Know You're a Mom When...

2. The total value of strollers you own is at least $700, your kids are all decked out in designer clothes, but your wardrobe would be scorned by shoppers at Goodwill.

3. Your child can be having a full blown meltdown ten feet away but you are able to reach deep down inside yourself and get s--t done.

4. The thought of another child, another young life, abandoned and suffering pains you so deeply it makes you sick.

5. You are holding your child and she throws up all over you. Instead of throwing up yourself and holding your child away from you like a dirty diaper, you stand there, shocked and drenched, comfort your sick little one and work out a plan.

6.You get that Incredible Hulk feeling if someone so much as looks at your kid the wrong way.

6 comments:

Hahaha! This is SPOT on! I LOVE this top 10! However, I must admit, that I totally gag when Ben vomits all over me. Back when it was the projectile spit up - fine. But now that it's actual vomit - real, adult-like, should have been in the toilet vomit - I gag as I snuggle him & think of who to clean 1st, me, Ben, the dog, or the floor (as to not track vomit through the house). Also, how do you get vomit out of leather shoes? If anyone knows the answer to this question, please contact me immediately!