I know what my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is going to say about the Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull. Where the Whispering Woods is the Crystal Castle version?

Despite its reduced scale and building brick composition, Mega Construx has designed their Castle Grayskull to represent He-Man and Eternia well. The set contains over 3,500 pieces that, if you build it right and keep Skeletor at bay, will grow to 3 floors high, with sectioned spaces for the throne room (and everyone's favorite trap door), command center, and dungeon. Mega Construx Castle Grayskull architecture also includes 2 secret doors, an elevator, and a working Jawbridge that's - oh boy! - activated by the Power Sword.

Incomplete without villains to attack and heroes to defend it, the Castle Grayskull set also comes with 6 super-poseable micro action figures. He-Man and Skeletor, of course, as well as Man-At-Arms, Beast Man, the Goddess, and the Sorceress. (Note: even though it's not even her planet, She-Ra is pissed she was overlooked here too.)

According to Mega Construx the Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull set comes in "deluxe, vintage packaging," and includes a collectors' poster and an Easter egg.

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