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Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be the president someday.)Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets a election.Q: What are steroids? A: more...

It seems that the Republic of Korea, under pressure, decided to holdfree and fair elections, U.S.-style. They decided to go all out: voterregistration drives, canvasses, polls, high quality voting machinesfrom the Chicago Voting Machine Company, the whole bit.Anyhow, the campaigns were mounted, the elections held, the resultstallied, and sure enough, the new President-elect of theRepublic of Korea was Richard J. Daley.

...amid reports of corruption and voter fraud, the UN has sent a delegation to Kabul to verify the Afghanistan elections results. The UN council found no evidence of tampering or voter fraud and have certified Hamid Karzai as the winner with approximately 115% of the vote.

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Jerry Cohen : Ii was in the audience when the joke was told. The father asked the alter boy “is that pussy green”? The alter boy answered “oh no father, I’m sure it’s just a reflection from the stain glass window”.

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