Working Wounded

I miss my tablet.

I mean, I really miss my tablet. I only had it for about a month and a half and I bought it second hand knowing that I would probably have to take it straight to Best Buy to be fixed under the extended warranty it still had on it, but we clicked, Mouse and me. (Best Buy will “fix” it in a timely manner, they insist, if by fix, we all know they mean replace, and by in a timely manner they mean after the next ice age has come and gone)

But I did get a new headset for Dragon Naturally Speaking. This one: TheBoom “E” Like everything else, it promises the sun, the moon and the stars, but if it’s even just a little better than the USB logitech heaset I have now, I’ll be happy. Do you know how hard it is to write erotica when your voice recognition software tries to turn every time the boys are fucking into them talking? Sometimes it will be slightly more risque and have them ‘sucking’. The only thing Dragon hates more than unvoiced first syllables of verbs is sex, apparently.