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Also, speaking of whales and gas, I recently learned that whales blow up after they die. No joke. All the gas builds up and they just, explode. So now they get rid of whales by dragging them out to sea and blowing them up prematurely.

Okay. I’ll confess. It was me. I was searching for the term “flatulent whale” for a, ahem, research project, of course, and what did I come across? Squishy, oddly enough.

Trade deadline!!! Fingers crossed for my team to deal Loretta and Erstad and come up with some pitchers. I’m not even sure anyone wanting those two could help out our bullpen.

I’m making my NL playoff predictions right now:
East – Phillies (I can’t root for the Mets as long as Beltran plays for them)
Central – Cubs/Brewers
West – Dodgers (admittedly, this is for your favor, Squishy, but it’s not exactly a long shot)
Wildcard – Cubs/Brewers

I do expect the ‘Stros to surge and come up close to 2nd in the Central but lose by a hair (just like last year). They’re really too good to be as bad as they are but they’re too bad to be good.

Kelly: It should be under blog stats… at least in wordpress. I can’t speak for Blogger, though. (And exploding whales? Ew. Yet cool. I can’t make up my mind.)

Tina: I think the Dodgers are in the same boat as the Astros. I almost wanted the Dodgers to fall completely out of contention so 1. the GM had no need to trade away young talent and 2. the GM could get fired. It’s horrible to have a front office dunce that could wreak havoc on a plethora of young talent by trading for expensive, mediocre veterans.

Damn. That’s all I have to say. Did you see him coming to the Dodgers? I really stand by my post season predictions now. How can you guys not clinch the West? Arizona fans must be crying in their caps right about now… and rooting for the Yankees all of a sudden.

I waited until 1pm to go to lunch for this very reason, and I come back to find out Manny is a Dodger. I heard rumblings, but they mainly centered around one of the young/cheap/talented outfielders already on the 25 man roster. I’m amazed that Ned managed to get this done.

Okay, Tina, my love. I read that and totally skipped the “elevator” part. I had a few seconds there where I tried to figure out which of my hilarious posts had to do with talking during oral sex. See, box=vagina.

Good thing I reread your comment. Elevator=box makes the no talking rule make much more sense.

I guess now anytime someone talks during oral sex, first I’ll be annoyed and second I’ll think of you, which will probably make the whole endeavor useless as I foresee giggles coming soon thereafter. Nice. Thanks for that.