Sorry, you 23 percenters: Rex Ryan needs the best punt protector in the NFL today.

Tebow finished ahead of Big Bird, Lady Gaga and President Obama.

I'll give you a second to digest a list where a backup quarterback, a fictional bird and a pop singer are more popular guests than the leader of the free world (who received only 5 percent of the vote).

Someone call Nate Silver. We need him to do some arithmetic jujitsu on this poll.

The best stat of the survey: 64 percent of men said they were most looking forward to watching football today.