Son of a Plumber – Substitute (for the Real Deal)

Original Version

She says what?She doesn’t like your new haircut?Way too long in the back? – it’s alright!She comes and goesShe doesn’t like your faded clothesHey you’re sleazier than most but it’s alright!She can still change her mindAnd stay the nightStay the night

You’re a substitute for the real dealA substitute for the real dealThat she wants so badShe wants so bad

She says soShe doesn’t like your rock ’n rollCos it makes her feel old but it’s alrightShe comes and goesShe doesn’t like your fading clothesYou look cheaper than most but it’s alright!She can still change her mindAnd stay the nightStay the night

You’re a substitute for the real dealA substitute for the real dealThat she wants so badShe wants so bad

You killed an elephant to find an antYou made a point that came and wentYou’re a substitute for the real dealSuch a substitute for the real deal