Saturday, July 22, 2006

Well, not literally, obviously, or else he'd find it much tougher to type, barring a freakish tongue that almost certainly would make him more popular with the lovely ladies. (Note to self: Work on typing with tongue.)

Anyway, there's a big of confusion on the whole sideboob thing. Is it a harmless expression of feminine pulcritudinousity, taken to extremes, or an incredibly slutty thing to do, made worse by the sheer laziness of showing nearly 360 degrees of breast without ever stripping?

Generally, we can only judge by the purveyors of "sideboob," which was fine and dandy when the sideboobers were Mms. Lohan and Aguilera.