Jeremy if it's the mumps you'll know it...being a guy and all, you er, um, cough, um...won't be able to walk...if you get my drift. Hope you have kids, mumps can make adult males sterile. cough, choke...red faced here, afterall this is a family forum.

I am not a doctor, but I do take care of patients in the hospital. One of my patients told me last week about his cure for allergies, colds, etc. He likes hot honey and wiskey. Drink the whisky and take the hot honey to bed...