Flashdance cash-in on a tiny budget! Get ready for mega dance cheeziness!

From Vestron Video, this hit video store shelves in 1983 as a quick cash-in to the success of the movie "Flashdance". It's truly something to behold. To further enhance your enjoyment of this, I will repeat the back cover text:

It's new! It's hot! It's the most exciting dance/video program ever produced. It's ULTRAFLASH!- a fabulous fantasy- inspired by the hit film "Flashdance"- performed to some of today's hottest dance music.ULTRAFLASH! has the fantasy- each dance is its own story, its own explosion of dance fever featuring today's top dancers/models in some of the most outrageous situations. ULTRAFLASH! has the music- throbbing, pulsing, gotta-dance hits from today's hot groups in full stereo. ULTRAFLASH! has the feeling- with sets designed to provide a mood, a spectacle of sight as well as sound. And ULTRAFLASH! has more- more of the stunning dance routines that audiences loved in the hit film "Flashdance."ULTRAFLASH! has it all- music, dance, spirit and spectacle- fantastic home video entertainment!A Niles Siegel production produced by the Niles Siegel Organization, inc. Directed by Michael Bernhaut. An original production for home video. Not to be confused with any other production.

And for those of you with short attention spans, here's a list of all the songs so you can skip to the next one if you don't like the one you're watching- I've added my comments to the ones most worth checking out:

00:28 Holding Back (Disco was D-E-A-D by this time, in fact you didn't dare say the word "Disco" in public, but there's a disco ball in this video.)05:28 Street Heat08:49 She's Mine- If you only watch one of these all the way through, watch this one- it had me laughing out loud! The 'artist' performing this song is called Troublemaker.12:24 Mr. T.- Yes, this appears to be a tribute to the star of "The A-Team"- and it's written by Buckner and Garcia, who gave the world "Pac-Man Fever"!15:50 Get Wet- Words can't describe this one.20:27 All The Way- why is there an Elvis Costello record in her bedroom?25:00 Red Dress- another great song by Troublemaker!28:33 Let Go- this one's almost too painful to listen to.31:50 Street Corner Boogie- they saved the best for last.