some guy from Twilight pee’d on the carpet at the airport

Bronson Pelletier played this guy in the Twilight movies, one of the many characters who turned into big mean dogs. But he wasn’t pissing on the carpet at LAX last week because he thought he was a dog, he was just incredibly drunk, despite denials to the contrary.

Luckily the security guards and cops here handled it well and were all men, because if a female security guard tackled a guy with his penis out, it would make her look kinda desperate.