Kim Jong Un Introduces His Sister To The World

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has just introduced his younger sister, Kim Yo Jong to the people of North Korea as well as to the people of the world.

Kimshi as the 27-year-old former director of The North Korean Department of Rice is known says she is extremely proud of her big brother.

She pointed out that he asked her what position she wanted in his North Korean cabinet and she replied that she would like to be the North Korean ambassador to the United States.

Kim Jong Un told the crowd that was assembled in the convention hall of his Pyongyang Presidential Palace that if anyone dares to make a pass at his sister that individual will meet a fate worse than being tossed into an active volcano.

When asked to elaborate Kim Jong Un refused saying that it was too gory even for someone as callously insensitive and horrendously uncaring as him.

SIDENOTE: The North Korean leader did comment that his sister has had a crush on Tom Cruise for the past 13 months.

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