For those of you unwilling to read the following article, here’s the short version: Uncharted and Resistance got us all excited, then a bunch of things we didn’t care about got announced, then Sly Cooper, then an incredibly intriguing EVE tie-in. Then they started talking hardware. Firstly, there was a neat 3D display that can make split screen not suck by dividing the signal and feeding it through the 3D glasses. Just look it up, it’s awesome. Finally, there was the Playstation “I hope this is better than the PSP” Vita. Big HD touch screen, dual sticks, front and rear facing cameras, a touch pad on the back and NO MORE GODDAMN UMDs. If all you wanted was a brief highlight reel, stop here. If you want more, follow along after the break.