Digital Cupid, a new Facebook app from Charlotte-based ad agency Tattoo Projects, purports to tell you which Facebook friend to get freaky with. There's no mention of how the program determines your match, but we're guessing it's just the Sorting Hat in pretty dress.

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I did it thrice and got the same match every time, and it wasn't my boyfriend*! GUESS HE DOESN'T LOVE ME. Looks like I'm shacking up with a lovely lady friend during the social media shitstorm that is Valentine's Day.