Welcome to Saturday Reruns, a helpful guide to all of the Defunct Games videos you might have missed over the past seven days. This week brings us Metal Gear characters, sex positions, Super High Impact, Last Alert and a peaceful quote from Die Hard Game Fan. Don't miss a single minute of this week's original video programming!

Today we're looking at Last Alert, the early generation TurboGrafx-CD game. The only thing keeping this from being just another Commando rip-off was the animated cinemas, rockin' soundtrack and voice acting. Oh that voice acting. Who needs actors when you can get the building janitor and secretary to deliver half-baked lines? See for yourself when you watch The 10 Most Ridiculous Things Said in Last Alert!

It's time once again for Simple Thoughts with Die Hard Game Fan, the most relaxing video of the week. It's the only video game article that is guaranteed to heal the soul. Today we're looking at Cool World for the Super NES. Now take a deep breath, click the video and relax.

This is a short quiz you can play by yourself. It's simple: I'm going to read you a series of names and it's up to you to tell me if it's a Metal Gear Character or a Sex Position! Think you can handle that? Well, it's not as simple as it sounds. The game isn't going to wait around, it gives you ten seconds to answer and that's it. But don't fret; you'll have plenty of chances. There are no stakes involved, so just have fun trying to figure out which is which. Watch the video when you're ready!

This is INSERT COIN, our brand new video series dedicated to the storied history of the arcade business. Join Robert Johnson as he looks at the best and worst of arcade coin-ops every Thursday. What is he talking about this week? It's a football game, of course. Find out what game inspired NARC, NBA Jam, Mortal Kombat, Smash TV and NFL Blitz!

Next Week:
We're only one week into this two-month season of video programming. Next week brings us Superman, Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, mobsters and more. If you like what you see, remember to give the videos the thumbs up and subscribe to both DefunctGamer and MightyBrewBrothers. See you tomorrow with a new list of retro releases and then on Monday for another week of must-see videos.