Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity

by Mr. Lazy

A brilliant study reported on by The Onion, which, although deserves some attention, may be harmful to laziness.

Perhaps even more shocking, the study reveals that not working significantly decreases worker productivity, sometimes even resulting in no work getting done at all. Similar findings were reported in the areas of avoiding work, putting off work, complaining about work instead of actually working, pretending to work, and fucking around.

“Fucking around is in fact detrimental to the work process,” the study reads in part.

Try to remember this on Monday, because Friday is certainly not the day to start working.