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Three little boys were concerned because they
couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided
it was because they had not been Baptized and didn't
go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little Boy said, "We need to be baptized because
no one will come out and play with Us. Will You
baptize Us?" "Sure," said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their
little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then He said, "You are now Baptized!"

When they got outside, one of them asked,
"What religion do You think We are?"

The oldest one said,
"We're not Kathlick, ... because they pour the water on You.
We're not Babtis, ... because they dunk all of You in the water.
We're not Methdiss, ... because they just sprinkle water on You."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!"

They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What do You think that means?"

"I think it means we're Pisscopailians!"

BarbHappiness is having time to sew!!

User: Mom of Six
Member since: 11-03-2001
Total posts: 1115

From: Chrysantha

Date: 02-03-2007, 09:29 PM (2 of 3)

::thud:: that one is a killer....

Chrys

User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414

From: Mom of Six

Date: 02-03-2007, 09:54 PM (3 of 3)

The custodian at school showed it to the principal & asked if she could start baptizing. It was great for a laugh at the end of a very long week.