One Magic Towel

I could have bought the whole solar system, but decided to buy just one planet. This product has all kinds of potential jokes just oozing from it, but I’ll defer to semi-maturity on this one. Just another quality product from the local Dollar Tree. As amazing as this thing is, I still think it would have been better if it actually grew into the planet Uranus when you place it in warm water. Who wouldn’t like to have their own personal planet right there in their house?