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Re-Mascoting the SEC: Alabama

Sometimes in life things just fall into your lap. You don’t have to think hard to reach your end goal, it just comes to you easier than scoring on a Conference USA defense. Such is the case for the Re-Mascoting of Alabama.

When you think back on Alabama and their 1000000 Championships, what sticks out to you?

Is it the Crimson Tide mascot? Hell naw, I thought that was an Elephant? LOLZ

Is their 13 National Championships what sticks out to you about Bamar? I mean not really. Don’t get me wrong it is impressive for sure, but The National Championships isn’t a mascot, it’s bragging.

Is it their sometimes over the top fans and their epic back tatoos?

Bro-Preciation

I mean that is a thing of beauty, but no, I wouldn’t remascot them the Bama Back Tatoos (rolls off the tongue nicely, however)

It goes without saying that the lasting legacy of Bama is that coach they had several years ago that seems to be the object of their idol worship. That’s right, I’m taking about Mike Shula!

damn I didn’t mean to call that play

Just kidding Bama fans! They know I’m talking about Bear Bryant.

Bear Bryant: a man who did things his way, won like a billion championships and also sparked fashion for future generations of women who love to wear Houndstooth.

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Who knows if Bear knew back then that even today Alabama fans would still adore and cherish him dearly. One things for sure though, when we think of Alabama, we think of him. Thus my decision is an easy one, I hereby Re-Mascot Alabama:

The Alabama Bears

(INSERT PICTURE OF BIG GRIZZLY BEAR HERE. HOWEVER, WE ALSO WANTED TO DISPLAY A PICTURE DEPICTING WHAT WE FEEL LIKE SOME OF THE CALL-IN PEOPLE TO THE PAUL FINEBAUM SHOW LOOK LIKE. OH HERE’S ONE)