CROW: Hey, can you get the subplot off the road? We’re trying to kill a monster here.

TOM: Whoa, either I'm spinning, or this is some really good blood here.

Military guy: "The substation's gone!"TOM: We'll have to go to Shlotsky's.

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

Alien: We call this star Terra.TOM (whispering): It's a planet.Alien: It's on the opposite side of the Earth where you are living, exactly like the Earth with the Sun in between...Kid 1: So you mean to tell us it's like a twin star.TOM (louder): It's a planet.Kid 2: I wondered if there was such a star...TOM (screaming): IT'S A PLANET!

[Men in white lab suits pile out of a van and rush about the scene]CROW: We're from the padding department, where's the plot hole?

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

[Female pauses next to a painting]TOM: This mirror makes me look like a Modigliani.

[During the battle scene]CROW: They're using every toy in the box!

Man: Up there! The roof!TOM: Up yours, you goof!

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

CROW: Fish argument theater will return after this scene from plot convenience playhouse.

Commander: How is your supply of oygen?Scientist: Enough for about 50 minutes...CROW: Wait, I found some more oxygen in a drawer, we'll be OK!

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

Yokel catches sight of Wolfman PietroTom (singing): Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed,Poor mountaineer barely kept his fam'ly fed,Then one day he was shootin' at some foooood - "Joel: "When up from the swamp come a big ugly dude."Tom: "Wolfman, that is, Big Teeth, Dog Face....Well, next thing you know ol' Jed's really scared,The kinfolk said, Jed get away from there!He said, My cabin is the place I oughta be,So he loaded up his drawers and he told his family."

Professor: "One day I'll startle the world!"Crow: "By making an even worse movie."

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Through the darkness of future pastThe magician longs to seeOne chance opts between two worldsFire walk with me