smerf, would you believe me if i said in the last year i've probably eaten... oh i'd say at least 6? It looks gross, but when you're hungry, and you like hard boiled egg and duck soup combined, MAJOR SCORE.

haha apparently it tastes like concentrated chicken. I've also heard you can pop the eyes out of their socket by chewing on the beak, then you can pop the eyes against your tongue..anyway yah..MAJOR SCORE with that one. I've eaten...blood sausage and various insects (some on dares, some in chocolate, some just cuz my Ration Pack sucked)

As opposed to hot dog vaginas? I need to pay attention to what I eat rather than just stuffing those long, hot, juicy weiners into my mouth. I don't want to accidentally put a hot dog cock into my mouth. That'd be totally gay.

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