Which NFL player would you like to see in a Texans uniform?

Ever heard the line ‘let’s make pretend’? Grammatically, it doesn’t make any sense, but I know that you know what I’m talking about. If you don’t, go hang out with an 8-year old princess, baseball player or astronaut. They know exactly what’s going on.

I’m sure many of you pretend that you are what you say you are on Myspace, and I pretend that I’m going to win millions one day from the Texas lottery, which I have yet to play in my life.

And, let’s not risk the possibility of discussing what people pretend to be while in costumes on Halloween – we’ll talk about that in October (because I have a great costume planned!).

As magicians, you guys now have the power to select one NFL player (not a Texans player) to put on the Texans roster to fix one of the major issues. What do you do?

Be the magician scout for the Texans like you are for your fantasy teams. Do you look far and wide for a pass-rusher or is your selection a stud running back? Maybe, it’s neither and you choose a coordinator or, just maybe, you pick two new season ticket holders to sit in those seats next to yours. Perhaps, you make no changes at all.

Let’s be real, though. The Texans have come a long way from the days of Dom Capers, David Carr, Phillip Buchanon (ugh – cold shiver), Dominick Davis or Williams or whatever and Tony (freaking) Boselli. I don’t care if I left some of your favorites out – I’m giving myself a headache with that list.

This team is the verge of doing something they’ve never done. And that something is getting respect from the other teams and fans in the League. So, go ahead, magicians.

Who’s the magical player that could affect the Texans near future the most? Who would you like to see help the Texans more than any other player on the planet?

I have my pick, which I announced on Sports Radio 610 Tuesday morning. Let’s hear yours.