The Situation’s DOs & DON’Ts

DO be a gentleman.

“On a first date, I open every door. I compliment her. You have to make women feel good. If I actually asked her out, it means it’s not just a one-night thing.”

DON’T betray your friends.

“I’d give the shirt off my back for my friends. I know sometimes on the show it looks like I’m trying to steal girls from my roommates, which we call a ‘robbery,’ but I’ve honestly never done that. I don’t think I have to do that, you know?”

DO believe in yourself.

“I’ve always had gigantic dreams. When I started going to auditions, people would laugh at me. That was only a year ago! Now The Situation has blown up, and those people are like, ‘Wow! He owns his own company, and he’s brilliant!’”

DO dress the part.

“I’m a trendy dude. When you walk into a bar, you’ll see, like, 10 guys, but your eye will go to that one that’s dressed kind of hot. I’m that guy.”

DON’T forget your roots.

“I’m very close with my family, and I’m overprotective of my little sister. I just bought her a Range Rover as a gift. I was so excited
to get it for her!”

DO live life to the fullest.

“Don’t waffle. If you’re going to work out, work out your hardest. If you’re going to be in a relationship, give it your all, man! I’m old-school in that way.”