Okay, enough with the green. Here's Jason Segel to bring us back to everyday-dude neutral tones. If every guy in America doesn't have this totally unfuckwithable outfit in his wardrobe, J.Crew isn't doing its job.

Speaking of the opposite of "sprezzatura," here are three really awesome outfits that have each been ruined by something: a giant baggy T-shirt, a weird, printed shirt; a bandanna (wow! A bandanna!). The other two are great, though. Props where they're due.

This whole ensemble's not terrible as an idea, but if you're going to rock structured shoulders, you've got to make sure you're not the type of guy for whom a structured shoulder makes you look like a dick.

Whatever part of my brain converts style into snark is broken when I look at this. It's just hot. You're both hot. Keep doing what you're doing.

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Jesse Tyler Ferguson in Sydney

Jesse Tyler Ferguson is not a guy I'd normally associate with taking it up a notch, yet here he is doing just that, in a shades-of-green rainy-day ensemble that I'm annoyed by but don't totally hate.

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Colin Farrell in London

First of all: Woah. But second: Woah in a good way.

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Jason Segel in New York

Okay, enough with the green. Here's Jason Segel to bring us back to everyday-dude neutral tones. If every guy in America doesn't have this totally unfuckwithable outfit in his wardrobe, J.Crew isn't doing its job.

Speaking of the opposite of "sprezzatura," here are three really awesome outfits that have each been ruined by something: a giant baggy T-shirt, a weird, printed shirt; a bandanna (wow! A bandanna!). The other two are great, though. Props where they're due.

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Bradley Cooper in New York

Okay, this is perfect. Keep it up, Coop.

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Mark Wright in London

This whole ensemble's not terrible as an idea, but if you're going to rock structured shoulders, you've got to make sure you're not the type of guy for whom a structured shoulder makes you look like a dick.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in London

Whatever part of my brain converts style into snark is broken when I look at this. It's just hot. You're both hot. Keep doing what you're doing.