Khan’s Jokes – Short & Clean

Teacher : “Khan, you talk a lot!”
Khan: “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Khan: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Khan: “She’s a woman”
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Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Khan : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Khan : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
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Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Khan : “A teacher”.
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Teacher : ” Muammar Gaddafi not only chopped down his father’s Date tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
Khan: ” Because Gaddafi still had the axe in is hand.”
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Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have ?”
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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Khan : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
Ali: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
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Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and

stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Khan : “Brotherly love”.
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Teacher : “Now, Khan, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Khan : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.
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Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
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Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Khan : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

During writing (or compiling) jokes, you can use “X” and “Y” as characters instead of persons’ names. But this way people will smile, and it will be tough to make them laugh.
Jokes are Jokes!!!
We shouldn’t be serious!!!!!!

I am so suprised to see so much bigotry and big headedness or (pigheadedness) as it’s said in English!! Basically instead of us teaching and learning from one another we argue and show how uneducated and hypocritical society we are!! Yet if you read and understand “Islam” which is a peace loving humble caring even for the slightest feelings not to hurt upset or embarrass anyone. If you are Muslims! then you will no doubt read or heard of Hadeeth’s of our beloved prophet (p,b,u,h) and other prophets and learned people said and did that they would never embarrass anyone. The biggest problem we have and that is we never admit faulty or ignorance! and if we did we would be a totally better and superior race, a person who admits he is wrong is a newborn person, he learns so much and accepts when he wrong becomes wise and very learned!
Lets show respect to our Fantastic and the only true Religion “islam”, so we can be guide the true way of life lets learn from one another and not be so bigheaded and start to slander each other, and if someone corrects your english grammer he is not putting you down he merely correctively showing you how to become a respected educated person to whom people will listen to and understand what he/ she is saying and enjoy listening. Do it for Islam not for me or anyone! for the Love Of Allah swt.
Regards

first Ahmad is an Arabic Muslim name one of the Jokes u said
“Teacher : “Now, Ahmed, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Ahmed : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”. ”
As Muslim we don’t do prayers before eating we say “Bismillah” Which is start with the name of the Allah “the God”

second could you show respect to Muslims and use other names than the Prophet “Peace be Upon him” names which are Ahmed and Muhammad

you are a type of fool.taking such small things on heart.every one has different accent different spellings etc.now would you disagree with some one who writes colour as color because he knows american eng and you know british. such a big fool you are

hey there!! Thank you so for describing me like that,,It’s very kind of you..but,i would like you to know that my vision is far than Controversial about Linguistics here…but since you are thinking that way,,i believe that you are “Over Open Minded” Dear,,please be careful,,it might blown up..

listen dud,,i get sick of people like you who are Swimming in the same direction of the Wave..the wave that controlled to Obliterateour and Blur our identity and our culture and our sense of ourselves and our faith in ourselves and our history and our capabilities by slowly brainwashing and then bringing their poisonous alternative ideas and place it to grow there … and i think you are a successful example of this process .. Congratulateyou know what??i prefer to be “SILLY AND STUPID” rather than being ” ?? ???? ” LIKE Uenjoy your silence

Now I’m pretty confident you need help, my arabian friend! you have a really massive “conspiracy” issue you’d need to talk to your doctor about. Nobody truly cares about your culture and your rubbish, you need to wake up and see the world, there are other nations out there and they could’ve been as well brighter and more important than yours because yours does not do anything except bitch about, smoke and protest.

Fellows camm down! Don’t start fight over the nations issuse coz everyone thinks that his nation is best in every prospect, so we have to respect everyones feelings…. fight / wars never brings peace…. at the end we all worship one “GOD”. i hope this clarify all…..