“Shrek Nudes” for Planned Parenthood

Jaime Loftus, native Boston comedian, is “SELLING NUDES OF (HERSELF) PAINTED LIKE SHREK TO PERVERTS AND COLLECTORS OF FINE ART TO RAISE MONEY FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD.”

Yes. That’s right. If you want to get your weird old roommate the perfect gift while also contributing to women’s health issues look no further.

Loftus Loftus, who wrote about her experience with “Shrekweek” where she saw Shrek the Musical every day for a week seems to be in love with the big green monster. The green monster Shrek not the green monster.

Wait, I think I have an idea. What if, after becoming home sick and needing a new idea for a fundraiser, next year she painted herself a different shade of green and sold “green monster nudes” in support of the Jimmy Fund next!? Yo Jamie!

Her Etsy shop has a few different options as well as a choice for the inclusion of a frame.