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My shoes are laced with irony

There's always something we don't like about the things we enjoy. Let's gripe about 'em! It's always fun to vent a little.

Here's one of mine: I really dislike Hasbro mixing Equestria Girls in with MLP products. Take the new Cutie Mark Crew toys. It's bad enough I have to go the blind bag route (this is another rant for another day), but why mix EG in? I collect Ponies, I don't want icky little half hume/half pony mutants!

80s Glam Rock Pony

I’m not overly excited about the new EQG dolls that will have new pony brushables with them. I want, neh, need the ponies but not the doll. #collectorlifeishard

I also dislike loose glitter on ponies. I love how pretty it is but hate getting glitter everywhere. Like if love my glitter Seapony Pinkie Pie out of her box but that glitter.... sigh she’s equally pretty inbox but still, I wanna touch teh poneh

I like the Sunny Daze and Kimono poses better then the Sweet Berry Pose.

I don't like the Collectors Pose at all. Cute girls, but that pose just ruins them.

I can't stand jointed ponies. Joints on toy animals ruins the look.

I'm not interested in some of the Collector Status Grails like Mimic and Rapunzel.

I love neon ponies. I need more neon ponies. Go make some new ones when Gen 5 comes around Hasbro.

I can't stand Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle or most of the mane six. I'm so sick and tired of seeing them on the shelves that I'd like to shove them where the sun don't shine! Will be done with mlp if g5 is more of the same. I think the mlp department is run by an evil xerox machine.

My shoes are laced with irony

I know Hasbro thinks they'll force us into buying the dolls to get the Ponies, but eventually the loose Ponies make their way into the wild, then I grab 'em. I will not to made to buy I doll I don't want. Unless it's in a bag at a thrift store that I happen to buy. They get enough of my money without wanting ALL of it, dang it.

And I hear y'all on the low shelves. We just recently got the glitter winged 4.5 Celestia (no Luna) and like Skybreeze, i despise the glitter everywhere). We got wave 3 of the Cutie Mark Crew (so no wave 2 in my area) and a few fashion size 4.5s. I worry they just will stop carrying MLP at all at this rate.

And LaW is singing mah tune! NEON PONIES! I wish they were all brighter colours! That's one thing I loveddddddd about G3, so many pretty colours! But I want more, even wilder combos! And deep, saturated bodies, with lush, thick manes of bold hues! I make myself giddy just thinking of them!

And speaking of unpopular.... I got 6 new Newborn Cuties. Oh, how their delightful evil smiles entrance me!

80s Glam Rock Pony

Except I’m the literal sucker that will end up buying the EQG girl with her pony counter part... because I love Pinkie and Flutters and I can’t say “no” when they’re on sale at Toys R Us (who currently has an MLP sale right now and it’s taking all of me NOT to see what they have in stock). I will admit, I LOVE the new packaging, with the “sketches” of the girls on the boxes. Ugh.. I’m such a design/art sucker it’s gross.

Yes on actual Neon ponies again!! I love neon ponies and pastels like the Rainbow Curl ponies. There’s a reason Shady is my all time number 1 pony.

Princess Royal Blue's Pal

I think there is too much pink! I know Hasbro loves to use colors of the rainbow, but would it really hurt to once in a while incorporate black hair? Or have a goldish-brownish pony? I mean, they don't have to make it look like a normal horse, just incorporate some darker colors. I also love the neon colors.

Bushwoolie

I think there is too much pink! I know Hasbro loves to use colors of the rainbow, but would it really hurt to once in a while incorporate black hair? Or have a goldish-brownish pony? I mean, they don't have to make it look like a normal horse, just incorporate some darker colors. I also love the neon colors.

Teeny Tiny Baby Pony

There's always something we don't like about the things we enjoy. Let's gripe about 'em! It's always fun to vent a little.

Here's one of mine: I really dislike Hasbro mixing Equestria Girls in with MLP products. Take the new Cutie Mark Crew toys. It's bad enough I have to go the blind bag route (this is another rant for another day), but why mix EG in? I collect Ponies, I don't want icky little half hume/half pony mutants!

Bad enough with MLP FIM army of Clones... those toys are not worth a dime in my Book. I admit their TV series were Great, however I did not like how they turned Discord to a wuss. And the repeat lessons, and this one is the Worst ''The Princess in Distress,'' that has been over done its boring. YAWN...Totally boring...

G1 toys and the Stories were Epic and where Hasbro Truly Shined in the Franchise. They were truly creative Especially in the toy line.

Equestrian Girls, totally wrong, too... they only threw this in to pimp more toys out to the Public...

I was suckered in the G3 however it is within this toy line I realized what a waste it truly was. It was a massive wave of clones. Just tweaked to sucker me it was something new. Hated that series Rainbow Dash was Annoying as Hello Gravy with the''Darling, Darling, Darling..'' Hasbro I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT EVER...

Ditch that trend..

the G1 toys, are the only real toys of MLP. The rest are nothing more than cheap clones from each other, because Hasbro is far to Lazy to Truly Let the Design artist get creative..

Bushwoolie

Equestrian Girls, totally wrong, too... they only threw this in to pimp more toys out to the Public...

I was suckered in the G3 however it is within this toy line I realized what a waste it truly was. It was a massive wave of clones. Just tweaked to sucker me it was something new. Hated that series Rainbow Dash was Annoying as Hello Gravy with the''Darling, Darling, Darling..'' Hasbro I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT EVER...

Bushwoolie

I know it wasn't overused with her, but she was the one who started the phrase that permeated pretty much every other gen thus far (just like g4 Rarity also doesn't overuse it, but still throws it in her vocabulary every so often)

Teeny Tiny Baby Pony

I know it wasn't overused with her, but she was the one who started the phrase that permeated pretty much every other gen thus far (just like g4 Rarity also doesn't overuse it, but still throws it in her vocabulary every so often)

Princess Royal Blue's Pal

You can still be colorful WHILE incorporating like black or a very very very dark purple or like have metallic ponies. I'd love that! Just some color scheme out of the pink pastels. I am NOT a fan of pink.