This guy is WAY too cool for school — that's why he stayed home and spent all day getting in every single photo his person posted in their Craigslist apartment ad. This guy is so smooth, and he brings the world so much joy. Craigslist dog for President!

My only hope is that this dog is the next Craigslist penis. Instead of random dongs popping up (ha?) in ads, you'll open one up and BAM! It's the Craigslist dog! GOTCHA.

And here's a bonus since this story was linked earlier today (sorry, my very big bad! It was a quicklink, and my brain misses those sometimes! BUT NO EXCUSES.), here's a sweet and sad story about a puppy born with no butthole.