YoYou ain't seen nothin'. So much shit happens. I'm a white boy from Worcester but I'm rappin'. I think up these lyrics. You ain't seen da spirits. They cast shadows upon the wall. Invisible by humans n all. When ya in bed sleepin' they they jus come creepin'. They ghosts from da heavens above. Sometimes when no one's around they slip into the doors like a glove.

Yo, I seen some crazy shit in dis world.

But I know you Ain't Seen Nothin'.

You ain't be seein' da stuff I saw. Some animals breakin' da law. Fist fight. Broken jaw. Open draw. Full of clothes n pantyhose. Kickin' da face, cracked nose. Seen an ugly model n ugly pose. Super Duper Fragalistic Expycalidoshish. Blow a fish. Bowl-a-dis. Yeah itz possible. Red sox winnin' da world series. Patriots winnin' da super bowl. Stupid hole. Ya ain't seen a black man tyna be batman. But he's too fat man. Jus be packin' some dough. Cookie dough. Let it flow. Homer Simpson don't know. Bart be sayin' Don't have a cow. Eat my shorts. Neva seein' them bouncin' da ball on da courts. Couch potatoes watchin' television. Mathamatitions doin' division. Doctors makin' the incision. Sweatin' they last decision. Life or death. Put da patient to rest. To live or to die, family gonna cry. To be or not to be. Blind people can't see. So I know they ain't seen anything. They ain't seen anyone bling. Def people can't sing. I seen some Tom Green Shit. That dude does some mean shit. What kinda mental patient would like to hump a dead moose. Them fags. Their asshole must be loose. If dat happened everyday, it would probly be in da news. Like dat shit on south park. Everyday dat teacher guy is very gay. They be goin' on da side of da road. Tryna find a toad. If ya lick a frog, ya won't get high. So don't try. Bitch. Pick up a hitchhiker. Not a biker. Ya ain't seen many black guys skate. Don't know why. Is it a crazy sport dat they jus hate? They've taken over every other sport. Why not the extreme? If things ain't what they seem. Wake up from ya dream. Jus scream. Aaaaaaah. There feel better. Ya ain't seen a thirty year-old bed wetter. If ya haven't then ya haven't looked at ya self. Neva seen an elf. Have ya seen Santa clause? Ain't seen a snake wit big paws. Cuz they slither through da grass. Wonder why they don't get cut on rocks n glass.

Yo, I seen some crazy shit in dis world.

But I know you Ain't Seen Nothin'.

Some weird people. Some weird shit. Ripley's Believe it or not. Got shot n got hit. Like 9 bullets pierced 50's skin. N Jessica Simpson. That bitch got da sweetest sin. Let it begin. Ya ain't seen hell rise. Hearin' the children's cries. Earth be shakin' Jus quakin'. Makin' everythin' rumble. People stumble. So get this but that ain't somethin' I witnessed. Hit this shit. Rap, rhyme n spit. Ya ain't seen dat. You ain't seen nothin' unless you the Guinness World Book of Records. Man gone crazy. Jump off a three Decker. Live n kickin'. Halled away in a stretcher. He probly ain't gonna do it again. Screwin' a hen. Somebody call da doctor. 911 arrivin' in da helicopter. Gotchya fingaz chopped up. Put `em in a boiling pan. Cook `em up. Needs some baby oil man. Put `em up. Crazy people in da house. Pick up da mouse. Bite it, chew it n they eat it. Nasty motha' fucka's. It'z already bleedin'. But their poor they need it. Whack ass intruder. I seen someone who was ruder. Ya neva seen da things that I seen. The things dat I looked at. Crazy lady. Shookin' a cat. Look at that. Man that damn man is fat. How many McDonalds did he rob? How many Burger Kings did he steal? He said, This is a stick up for real. On April fools day. Now who's cool but he's gay. Some other crazy shit. Crazy a lot, it was hot. Madonna, Christina Aguilera n Britney. They jus lit me, eyes up. I hope Madonna's gonna do it again. See, now Britney's gonna deny it enough. Cuz she's always denying n lying, about relationships n Fred Durst. Did She really give head to him first? It ain't da worst. It'z not a curse. Pull up in da hurse. Next thing ya know, you'll open da door n see a guy doin' a hot dead girl. His face will be red but hers will be white as a pearl.

Yo, I seen some crazy shit in dis world.

But I know you Ain't Seen Nothin'.

Ain't seen nothin'. Bear eatin' a muffin. Da white girls be bluffin'. Old people huffin' n puffin' walkin' up da stairs. Think they da big bad wolf on da three little pigs. Trippin' on twigs. Ain't seen nursery rhyme characters gettin' high n smokin' blunt. Pullin' a stunt. Elmer Fudd likes to hunt. Runaway rabbit. He can't grabbit. He can't even use a knife to stab it. So he ain't gonna have it. Ya ain't seen a guy jus try. Jus lie. Be a woman. He must be a she. Smokin' some shrooms then. Gender switch, gotta be a glitch in da world. Let a tornado twirl. Ya ain't seen shit wit A-bombs. Smoke storms. Cozy kittin spittin'. Tripple nipple. Unless you fucked up. Ya seein' flyin' pink elephants. Wearin' pants. Starin' at ants. Black insects dance. Ya in a trance. Now I know ain't nobody seen da inside of da Bermuda Triangle. In a tangle. Maybe someone has but died. What's on the other side. It'z mystery. Gonna go down in History. Jus like da Lost City of Atlantis. Eat a praying mantis. I ain't a fan a this. So many questions. Was dis place real? Did it leave dat trail? I know alotta nigga's ain't seen nothin'. Ain't seen da world. N da ones dat seen somethin', ain't seen it all.