Top ‘Joe Oliver Must Be Smoking Something’ Quotes

The more Joe Oliver defends George Zimmerman with his ridiculous rational and “what the hell did this Negro say” quotes, the more we have to wonder if it was him, not Trayvon Martin(allegedly), who once experimented with the purple haze.

Over the past few days, we’ve heard Oliver say that coon is not really a racial slur. Or, in his words, “matter of interpretation.” Then he suggests that Zimmerman is a victim, too.

Oh, hell to tha naw!

The NewsOne crew put together a list of his most outlandish quotes to put into perspective how foolish this clown really is!

1)“Coon A**es” Not Racial Term

On Chris Mathews’ “Hardball, Oliver said coon is not as bad as we think it is: “…To me, it’s a matter of interpretation whether he’s saying coon or goon. There are parts of this country where people proudly call themselves “coon a***s” in Louisiana in particular…”

How much money are they paying this man to propagate this Tom foolery?

2)George Zimmerman Prays For Trayvon And The Martin Family

“He’s not the man that I knew before the shooting,” Oliver tells “People” in this week’s cover story. “He’ll never be the same. He prays for Trayvon and he prays for the Martin family. He is so distraught that he took a life. That’s the price he had to pay for saving his own.”

Zimmerman will never be the same. Well, how about the fact that Trayvon will never be ALIVE again!

3)Joe Oliver Suggests Nation Would Be Talking About Trayvon Killing Zimmerman, If Tragedy Were Reversed

During the end of an interview with Lawrence O’Donnell on “The Last Word,” he tried to criminalize Trayvon Martin by suggesting a “what if Trayvon was the killer” scenario.

“We know that if we weren’t here talking about George shooting Trayvon, we’d be talking about Trayvon shooting George”

When questioned by the New York Times’ Charles Blow on Lawrence O’Donnell’s “Last Word,” on whether he knew Zimmerman as well as he claims, Oliver got uncomfortable. Unable to fall on his well-rehearsed talking points, Oliver got desperate saying he feels in “his heart” that Zimmerman’s account is the correct one. When that answer didn’t work, he threw a Hail Mary:

“Have you ever had a gut feeling,” he asked Blow of The Times. “Have you ever had a gut feeling.”

Well, yes. We all have had those. However, how we feel is not important. What we know is that George Zimmerman had a “gun feeling” on the night he killed Trayvon. That is not a feeling. It’s a fact! Joe would serve himself better if he had a few of those on his so-called friend!

This list is going to be updated as ‘Brotha’ Joe continues to make prime-time a** of himself. There is a reason why Zimmerman’s so-called black friends will not go on camera defending him. They know better!