NICKNAMES
If Laura, Sandra and Mercedes go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Sandra and Mercedes.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Animal and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as looking the same as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no point in two people remembering the same thing!

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Sandra and Mercedes go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Sandra and Mercedes.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Animal and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as looking the same as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no point in two people remembering the same thing!

I Just read all of this and I have to say that, in my opinion, these facts are definitely TRUE. Even though there is no point in generalizing people or genres, these facts are a really great aproach. Great post Vicente! I laughed a lot

Ok, I'm a woman and I agree with some of Vicente's lines, but really...paying 60 bucks for a 30 dollar bill, or paying 2 bucks for something that is worth 1 is just stupid!!! And I know *some* men who aren't..heheheh
And c'mon, I also know many "Uncle Scrooges" out there.

Men are like seahorses?
They think they are colts but in reality they are fish!

Is that close?

Thanks, vicente

Originally Posted by Veronica

Ok, I'm a woman and I agree with some of Vicente's lines, but really...paying 60 bucks for a 30 dollar bill, or paying 2 bucks for something that is worth 1 is just stupid!!! And I know *some* men who aren't..heheheh
And c'mon, I also know many "Uncle Scrooges" out there.

Yah, I think it's ok.
I don't know if stallion would be better, I think the meaning is better translated than colt.

I love that joke hahahahhaha!!!

That's the trouble with translating jokes...you really have to know the most minute subtleties of a language at times. My dictionary only gave me "colt" as a translation for potros but I suspected that your joke meant something more like "he thinks he's a wild mustang (or stallion) but he's really just a caught fish!!"