When a horde of vampires descend upon Ottawa and start feasting on the local lesbian population, who are you going to call to stop the vampires and save the day? Buffy? Blade? Peter Cushing? I suppose those would be okay choices, but none of them can hold a candle to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. You better believe Trevor is going to be on board for this!

Then in a lost segment, Gabbie revisits another childhood favorite, The Gate. Will The Gate prove to be another disappointment like My Stepmother is an Alien? Or is this one trip to hell that is worth taking?