Granted. Your hair is now flawlessly beautiful by day, but looks like it belongs on a supervillain at night. Your lack of descriptiveness has caused the need to seek a new job as a criminal mastermind to appease the beast that lives on your head after the sun goes down.

I wish...that people would continue making wishes that are easy to manipulate. Also, I wish I were a genie so I could have so much more fun with this.

Granted...you've managed to confuse this old wish-granter's mind by asking for something positive first ("call and tell me good news") and then immediately switching it up with "corrupted", "neither", "negative", and "bad". This genie's mind is spinning so badly right now, that you get...

...called and told great news that not only makes you smile, but makes you laugh out loud, and only positive, good things happen to you, your family, and friends.

Granted...you've managed to confuse this old wish-granter's mind by asking for something positive first ("call and tell me good news") and then immediately switching it up with "corrupted", "neither", "negative", and "bad". This genie's mind is spinning so badly right now, that you get...

...called and told great news that not only makes you smile, but makes you laugh out loud, and only positive, good things happen to you, your family, and friends.

So, there! Wish corrupted...I think.

I wish all the hungry people in the world were fed.

D-did I just witness the Wish Corruption break?!

Granted, but you had to pay the bill for the food have fun working it off for the rest of your life!