Friday, November 2, 2012

The Obfuscatory Counsel Council -- Who we are, what we do

You know your business, your company, your industry far
better than any consultant does. (If you
don’t, then Heaven help you…). So why
would you want an outsider to tell you what to do? You really don’t want that, do you? What you actually want and need is the little
bit of added credibility that comes from having a knowledgeable, respected
third party reach the same conclusions you did, and endorse the course of
action which you’ve already selected.

Is your board demanding third party validation of an
ill-conceived acquisition, a misguided new strategy, or a doomed-from-the-start
merger? No matter what you’re planning
(so long as it isn’t illegal, unethical or immoral), we can help.

Other consultants like M¢Kin$ey or Bo$ton Con$ulting
Group charge you hundreds of thousands of dollars just to ask you questions,
listen to your answers, and then sell you a fancy PowerPoint deck containing what
you told them. We can do that too, but we’re
faster and much cheaper.

We can provide expert supporting opinions which ratify what
you already plan to do, without all the wasted time involved in pretending to
form an independent view. You know what
you want to do – so let us help you get the green light and get moving!

If you provide us with a description of your plans, as well
as a reasonably detailed set of supporting arguments, we can turn it around in
48 hours or less. If you need us to
actually think up some possible justification, that takes longer (and costs
more).

The Obfuscatory
Counsel Council—
the rubber stamp that conveys an imprimatur of legitimacy.