In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling “realistic” baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the “rocking motion” advertised to calm it down wouldn’t work, and you couldn’t get it to stop without shaking it.

Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying.

On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn’t understand why the police were there, she just “got rid of the stupid doll” as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.

Momma had two babies. One was real one was fake. One day the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Momma snapped. The baby did stop crying though, but momma shut the wrong baby up. Oh momma, how are you gonna tell daddy?

To those calling out the post for being ‘copied’:
The story is a classic creepypasta. Creepypastas are stories that are retold on various sites and message boards (Like 4chan’s /x/, for example) so I wouldn’t be surprised to see it on funnyjunk or other sites. The user ‘Creepypasta Indexer’, from what I can see, is a mod/admin who gathered a TON of the classic creepypastas.

Pretty good pasta. Very short, but that did not affect my rating, but probably effected it for the better. (
I’m on my Kindle, so it’s pretty awkward trying to review this pasta with a touch keyboard.)

WOW didnt see that coming really amazing 9999999999/10 just the other time id suggest making it longer and with more of a backstory like: the mom had a baby already but she wanted to see how it would feel to start over (blablablablabla the rest of the stuff) only later she realised….. she killed her baby and the doll was kept crying in that house for years upon years

Short and straight to the point, however, too abrupt for a solid conclusion. The third person narrative was greatly appreciated, it truly stood out. In the future I’d recommend keeping from the easy button of gore; too much or gore as the throttle for horror quickly loses it’s appeal.

Write your comment…well ya know, baby keeps parent up at night and the lack of sleep can cause these mistakes to happen. And just look what a good baby the baby is now. Doesn’t grow very much though. May need to have a doctor look into that at a later time. For now they should just enjoy a good nights sleep now that the bundle of joy is finally sleeping through the night. Good ending. 8.5

HAHA! I’ve always hated baby dolls, even when I was a kid, because I found them freaky. Actually, not just dolls….don’t kill me, but I’m also freaked out by real babies…this story scared me to death and I found the ending very satisfying. Good Job!