Talk:Rihanna's Forehead

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Uhm whoever wrote this is the most ignorant person i have ever ever ever came across. You are extremely and out of line. No ONE is PERFECT. Including you, so stop hating on her, she's beautiful and intelligent. I hope you seriously think about what you've wrote, no one likes ignorance.. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by184.100.15.58 (talk • contribs)

The person who created this page is a fuck head who has no life. You pathetic loser. Oh and by the way, your mother's a whore :) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by173.110.138.62 (talk • contribs)

I love this page! Whoever thought of this is a genius! It's spreading like wildfire over the web hahaha —The preceding unsigned comment was added by204.15.31.204 (talk • contribs)

I think she looks great!Why do u have 2 attack her,it's not ur forehead.Besides if she wasn't a big star,u'd probably c her on the street and not notice it so much.And c'mon guys,is it really that big??Making somthing out of nothing.I have a big forehead,and I ust chopped off all of my hair to less than an inch.So u can post a page about me 2 if u'd like,get a conversation going.I understand it's supposed to be humor ,but really ,posting a putdown on someone else just to get a laugh?I think that's pretty low.I'm sure you have a some part of your body u don't like.What if I posted a page on how didgusting or humongous it was,and u read it?How easy would it b 4 u 2 stomach a page of insults about your self,when you're struggling 2 learn how to accept yourself and your body?Think about it,really think aboutit.What if that was your body on this page and millions of people commented and viewed and said nasty things about you.i know it's part of being a celeb , but it shouldn't be.Just because they have all this money and fame doesn't mean that it's ok to scrutinize their appearance.They were born human,went 2 a normal school,and they're still human.So those of you laughing,go ahead and laugh.Just hope you don't find a page on the net about how ugly you r or how weird your face looks on the net, and have your feelings hurt and your self esteem lowered because of it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by203.105.89.22 (talk • contribs)

Wow, whoever wrote the long, grammatically incorrect section above needs to chill. It's only an internet page, it's not actually important in the greater scheme of things. I'm sure Rihanna doesn't even flinch at this. You can't be in the public eye all this time and give a rat's ass about stupid internet blather. Calm down, or we'll send Chris Brown to your house. Buddhafella 12:30, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Seriously guys. I think this article is pretty funny, and, even though I don't like Rihanna, I don't hate her either. This is what Uncyclopedia is about. No thing gets picked over the other; everything gets sucked into our large blackhole of asshole Satireness.