Your “Maybe Just A Little Sexy” Friday Evening Open Thread

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

We’re gonna get through this quickly, class, because I don’t have much to talk about this week.

OK, ok…settle down, class. Hmmm….let’s see…

Southwest Airlines still sucks. Check.

St. Louis’ Lambert International Airport is still a shithole and should be razed from the planet. Check.

And California still has legal weed (I should know, I’m smoking some of it as I type this….no shit). Check-check-checkity-check.

Funny how that last bit makes everything else tolerable, huh?

And psssst…. Don’t tell anyone, but remember a few weeks ago when I more or less killed TGISF but then also said that some Fridays would still be a little sexy? Well this is one of those Fridays. And there’s not even going to be any theme to it. Just whatever I find and/or stumble upon this morning which alters my bloodflow….so to speak.

Low Commander, Yeah Right and Blaxabbath divvied up the week’s Open Thread duties until BeerCanRoberto finally wandered back into the clubhouse last night. He looked confused and smelled bad. But since the rest of us are all lazy pukes, we parked his ass in front of a keyboard…PRONTO!!!!!

But perhaps the highlight of the week came when Dad, our very own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris , finally came back home from going out to get cigarettes six years ago.

Welcome home, Dad!!!! We missed ya!!!!!! Why is Mommy crying??????

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Tonight’s Sports

I’m at a bit of a loss here tonight. Normally at home, I use my on screen guide to surf through and see what’s on. And while I like this hotel overall, the lack of an on screen guide on their TeeVee Systuhms was almost a deal breaker.

But I digress…

Let’s see what the interwebz have to say. Anything I miss, you can probably just turn on your TV and use YOUR on screen guides anyway. YA THINK YA BETTAH THAN ME??????

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

Colleges make millions off of players and the players (not just the play; their image, jerseys, etc.) are risking their health for an education that may be worthless. The NCAA needs to change the rules. It is a job in the big schools; they are working for a huge business.

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July 28, 2018 1:06 am

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The article is a piece of shit; assholes clutching pearls. Leave the guy the fuck alone.

You ever think about the PTSD Bill Murray’s character in Groundhog’s day must go through after the film ends? Dude relived the same day every day for decades. You gotta think everyday he wakes up, in sheer terror that the day is being replayed again. And going from essentially a god to being back to his normal self has got to bring on sheer depression.

Well it finally happened. “The Last Jedi” is starting to ruin “The Force Awakens” for me. It had issues, but I could overlook them. But much like Lightspeed Ramming and Outrunning a Ship at Sublight Speeds and Tracking a Ship at Lightspeed, I just realized…

The Starkiller Base, sorry I’m calling it want it is, the Death Star Planet can create a beam that can destroy an entire solar system. That means that beams can travel at FTL speeds and keep the force to destroy a planet when it reaches the destination. Also, Newton’s Third Law says for every action there is an equal but opposite reaction. The amount of force needed to send the beams that distance with enough force to one-shot a planet should’ve pushed Death Star Planet off its axis or it should’ve blow up the planet. At the very least, everyone on the surface should’ve died from the force of the blast.

Oh, it was created by draining a sun? Okay, lets assume you can draw power from a star like its a light bulb and harness it without turning Death Star Planet into Death Star Planet Star. What happens to a star when it loses its energy? Using our star as a template, when Sol ages it will expand into a Red Giant. This will occur over the course of five million years. Based on this they are doing this on a matter of days. Hopefully you’ll accomplish your goals before you run out of stars or trigger a supernova and die in the shockwave.

Oh, you’re base can move? You can move the planet. Let me type that again: You can move the planet. Let’s forget about the approximate 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 N needed to move the planet from one system to another. We can revisit that later. But I do want to visit the talent trees that can hold its breath because without the sun, planets can’t photosynthesis, can’t breathe in CO2 and die.

As a follow up: the critical problem with every Star Wars movie after the first one is that not a single one needed to be made as the story wrapped nicely after A New Hope and never needed a subsequent chapter.

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