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Film icon Lauren Bacall died yesterday, and New York Magazine ran a sweet tribute and photo slideshow this morning with the headline “Lauren Bacall Could Teach You a Thing or 2 About Style.” And then a couple hours later, the online version of i-D Magazine, owned and published by Vice, ran a sweet one-paragraph tribute to Bacall (Google Cache link) of its own, titled “Lauren Bacall Could Teach You A Thing Or Two About Style,” which you have to admit sounds a lot classier without that numeral.
Read more on Vice-Owned Fashion Mag Honors Lauren Bacall With Balls-Out Plagiarism…

It’s been a few weeks since we talked about Gavin McInnes, the Vice founder who is really working hard to reach peak MRA douchebag. We haven’t been able to forget him because his Windsong stays on our mind and also too some of his fanboys hopped over to tell us they hoped we’d die. That must just be some of the high-level discourse that McInnes touts in his new screed over at the ever-reliably-ridiculous Thought Catalog. Yes, Gavin McInnes, noted political theorist, would like to tell you all about his 10 New Rules for Radicals, which is basically just a laundry list of all the ways genius Oxford debater Gavin McInnes thinks that liberals argue wrong. SPOILER ALERT: They’re all about how to be a macho alpha man and crush those wussy liebrul beta males. Thought Catalog Thought Leadering.
Read more on Angry Gavin McInnes Has New Rules For Radicals About How All Liebruls Are Dumb, Not Just The Lady Ones…

Dudes, are you feeling sadbashed by feminism, what with its telling ladies they can do what they want and aren’t bound by some nonsense biological imperative bullshit? Ladies, do you wish that some onetime hipster who has aged well out of cultural relevance would explain to you what you really want? Of course you do. Don’t worry your little head about it, because Gavin McInnes, cofounder of “Vice,” is here to yell at you, and don’t worry dudes, because this bearded slab of dumb has got your back.
Read more on Sad Aging Beardo Hipster Gavin McInnes Is No Longer Relevant And It Is Definitely Feminism’s Fault…

Sorry, Barack Nobummer, but the SECRET is OUT. Vice has been approached by some super-not-shady Romanian who totally exists and who transferred to video this Super 8 film (which was invented in 1965) shot by Barack Obama’s fake father, Barack Obama Sr., of you as a giant two-year-old baby being born in Kenya. (In 1961, people were always totally filming vaginal births, on their uninvented Super 8.) But there are some who might unaccountably STILL try to “debunk” this obvious proof with stupid questions, like why do you weigh 23 pounds and came out of your mom’s vagina with your eyes open, holding your head up and looking around, reading at a second-grade level and riding a bike? The Romanian explains it is because Kenyan babies are just gigantic, everyone knows that, but is it because you are actually Damian and Rosemary’s Baby and stuff? (PROBABLY.) And why is your mom, Ann Dunham, listed as “Ann Dunham” in her hospital chart (with helpful yearbook photo!) instead of Ann Obama? Was 1961 Kenya super-feminist and we did not know about it? That would be cool. Totally real Kenyan birth video, after the jump! Read more on Watch Ann Dunham Give Birth To Two-Year-Old Toddler Barack Obama In Kenya (Video)…

And so Vice’s foray to Me-hee-co, to the Mormons and the cartels, comes to an end. You guys loved it so much! Anything happen this time, besides a general wrap-up? YES. Mitt Romney’s Mexico-born cousin Kelly Romney, who is a terrible Christian, says to leeeegalize it. Read more on Oh Yeah, Mitt’s Mormon Mexican Cousin Thinks We Should Legalize It Also Too…

Well, we are finally at Part Six of Vice’s foray into the wilds of Me-hee-co, about the Mexican branch of Mitt Romney’s family, and how they and the cartels are just totally kidnapping each other all the time, and this part is really interesting! Why is it interesting when there hasn’t even been a beheading in four whole installments? Because Mitt’s cousin thinks there should be AMNESTY for illegal immigrants in the US, AND a guest worker program, and probably, like, food and shelter and not starving to death too! Sorry, Mitt Romney’s cousin, but obviously you are a terrible Christian. Read more on Mitt Romney’s Mexican Mormon Cousin: Amnesty For Everyone!…

Does Mitt Romney secretly drink tequila? (No.) But his Mexican cousins do, in between getting kidnapped by the cartels and then “accidentally” shooting them, also too. In this installment of Vice’s tour through the Mexican Mormon/cartel death match, the Vice hipsters might get killed! (But they do not get killed.) Read more on Hey Why Are All These Mexican Mormons Drinking Tequila All The Time Anyway?…

Time for your newest Vice video, Wonkers! There are four more before you are done forever. Which part will you whine about this time? (The hipster. You will whine about the hipster like you did in Part One and Part Two.) Read more on Watch Mexican Mormons Complain About Being Murdered All The Time Constantly By The Cartels…

Yesterday, when we brought you Part One of Vice’s intrepid trip to Juarez to meet up with Mitt Romney’s Mexican Mormon cousins fighting the cartels, a whole bunch of you were all “waaah we hate hipsters” and “waaah we hate beheadings” and “waaah we are not going to watch this but are just going to complain about it instead!” Well, here is your second chance to bitch and kvetch, because it is Part Two, in which Vice’s chief hipster goes and explicates some homicidal Mexican Mormon’s “Blood Atonement” spree. Enjoy your bitching, Wonker bitches! (No beheadings in this one. Maybe tomorrow!) Read more on Mitt’s Mexican Family, Part Two: Homicidal Polygamist Goes On Blood Atonement Spree…

So we were in New York, and we stopped by the Vice offices so that we could remember that we too are supposed to be a 170-man empire by now (after all, we have been at Your Wonket six months!), and they showed us this video to see if we wanted to share it with you (apparently Vice is tired of owning the 15 to 34-year-olds and would like some Wonker temps-with-doctorates and State Dept. retirees to see their shit), and then they were like, “So describe this video to us in your words” or something, like a salesman thing? Like, they did not have to sell us on showing this video to you, because like it says in the headline it is about the Mexican cartels, and Mitt Romney’s Mexican Mormon family, and kidnappings and MURDER?
Warning: There are a couple of images that are seriously HOLY SHIT Mexican cartel beheading NONSENSE. Read more on The Cartels, Mitt’s Mexican Mormon Family, And MURDER…

Good morning! Here is something terrible to start your day! In January, a Vietnamese woman who runs a spa in Falls Church, Virginia, let a man inside for a shoulder massage even though she wasn’t open for business yet. She told him to relax in one of the small rooms.
When she returned to the room, the man grabbed her, pulled her hair and began choking her. “He picked me up, my feet don’t hit the floor,” she said. “He said, ‘If you keep moving, I will cut you bit by bit.’
[…]
”He tore my clothing. He jump on my body,” the woman said. She said he did force her into oral sex. Then he calmly walked out of the place, taking a piece of hard candy, unwrapping it and popping it into his mouth before leaving.
Read more on Virginia Town Shuts Down Lady’s Spa For Sexytime Because A Man Tried To Rape Her…

Last Thursday, we walked over to Bourbon to hear, we thought, some dude from Vice talk to some dude from al-Jazeera English about… well, something? It was The Modernist Society’s first monthly party at one of 18th St. last remaining tolerable bars (if you’re upstairs, anyway), and we were there because it was within walking distance.
Read more on The Modernist Society @ Bourbon…

Above, a search query (“how to find a chick to fuck if i am married”), from a US House of Representatives computer, that led to racy-ish group blog girlspoke. Congress is on recess, alas, which makes it either a staffer (unlikely: numerous trend pieces in print and on television suggest that they are constantly surrounded by scantily-clad interns) or, someone without a district to go home to. That’s right: Eleanor Holmes Norton.
Read more on Second Guess: Anders Ebbeson…