I was at the court house this AM. Holy crap I was glad I was only there for 20 mins. I had 4 people ask me for money to pay their ticket.

Lolz. I've never had to go to court. I've had to go to the records department of the police station, and I've had to go to whatever that place you have to go to is when you file for unemployment (nevada job connect or something?)

Last time I was at the DMV I fairly redneck looking chick sat down in a tubetop and hot pants (her tummy was bigger than her tatas, so not good) and her eight year old kid kept whining about how hungry he was. So she says, "I done give you some potato chips, ice cream, snickers, what are you whining for?" "But Mom ... I want some real food!" "That was real food." "No it wasn't! I want real food, like McDonalds!"