Monday, August 16, 2010

This Dream Has Been Brought To You By NBC

As I was driving around Saturday, I saw a man on the sidewalk with a Dunder Mifflin t-shirt.

Relatedly or unrelatedly, that night I had a dream. In the dream, I needed a haircut desperately for some reason. When I got to the barber shop, night was falling, and the shop had closed. Then I discovered a seedy bar (which does not exist in real life) next to the barber shop. Somehow someone found out that I needed a haircut, and told me that there were people in the bar who would cut my hair. I was escorted to the back of the bar, where I met the man who would cut my hair, who was Ed Helms, who plays Andy Bernard. And then I said, "Aren't you Jason Sudeikis?", because I frequently get the two of them confused in my waking hours. But then I realized that it was Ed Helms, and felt embarrassed.