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Hank and Katherine start off on World 1-1 to rescue the princess and Hank explains the bizarre and abstract plot of the world's most popular video game franchise.

Hank: Hello, and welcome to Hank and Katherine play Super Mario Brothers WiiKatherine: Wiiiiiii!Hank: Oh a cake with a radish in it.Katherine: All kinds...That...and some sunglasses.Hank : Yeah, never...never give your girlfriend a cake with sunglasses or a radish.K: That's just asking for trouble...I hate...H: Now there's a Peach in that cake too? That's just...that...that is a lot of unappetizing ingredients for a cake.K: Yeah, don't really like fruits in my cake.H: I like chocolates in my cake, mostly.K: Yes. Mostly chocolatesH: Mints, like chocolate mints as well.K: Mints. Mints is good.H: Thin mint cake.K: Nuts.H: We had a Thin mint cake for our...K: We did kind of.H: Nuts...nuts are ridiculous...there's no reason.K: I love nuts.H: No reason to put a nut in a cake.K: I love nuts.H: It's like, "oh, wasn't that cake de...oh no not good."K: It's not like raisins. Putting raisins in their cake.H: Mix nuts all in it. Oh, raisins. People are so stupid with...K: I hate raisins in cakes. Well, I kind of just hate raisins, but I will eat them in other things.H: So the story of this game Katherine.K: Oh, please yes, what is the plot? Explain to me the plot of Mario.H: There's these two brothers. And they're plumbers.K: Okay.H: And they have a...MarioK: Uh huhH: The short fat one...has a girlfriendK: Shall we play while telling the story?H: Yes. He has a girlfriend...K: The short fat one? They're both short.H: Well, at the moment. When they get bigger they will be different K: Explain!H: Differently sized.K: The red one?H: So yes, the red one. I guess I could have done it by color.K: The you oneH: Yes the one I'm controllingH: I killed itK: *laughingH: Um, ah, his girlfriend is a princess of a place called the Mushroom Kingdom as far as I can tell...andK: Okay...doesn't sound like a very good kingdom H: AHHHHHH!K: *laughing - Stupid goomba! Get off of me goomba!K: Okay, watch out, that's a bad place for that goomba to beH: Wooo, I almost got myself killedK: See ya laterH: We're going down, we're going downK: I was afraid. I almost thought I wasn't going to make it with youH: There is a, um, man who is...maybe a turtle?K: Stop! Stop!H: I know what I'm doing! I didn't mean to do it...oh, oops. I didn't see what was happening.K: You are soooo stupid some times.H&K: *laughingK: GET OUT OF MY WAY! Aww, good jobH: I helped youK: Yeah, I'm sure that's what you didH: Exactly. It is exactly what I was, get up there!K: Tell me about Mario kingdom.H: So, there's a turtle...who's like a dragon...maybe just a turtleH&K: *laughingH: It was a dragon turtleK: Turtle manH: But he was still...BOWSER(squeaky voice)K: *intense fight musicH: And, um...and uh, yeah. He--He's kidnapped her for now what's maybe possibly the 89th time.K: HmmH: And this time in-- in a cake. I don't know what just happened, but I didn't like it. K: *laughingH: I like bounced off the wall. K: Yeah you do a little-- a little wall bounce. H: I have no idea how...K: See.H: I don't know, I have no idea how that happened.K: Go down this one? Can I go down this one?H: AWWWWW!K: Stop! H: Oh, fantastic everybody.K: (under her breath) Yeah I can't go down that one. (normal) You have to be on the hill. There you go.H: Whee! Okay.K: Wait.