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If I give up the seat I've been savingTo some elderly lady or manAm I being a good boy?Am I your pride and joy?Mother please if you THINK say I amAnd if while in Reed full lyricsthe course of my dutyI perform an unfortunate takeWould you punish me soUnbelievably soNever again will I make that mistakeThis feeling inside me could never deny meThe right to be wrong if I chooseAnd this pleasure I getFrom say winning a betIs to lose

When I'm drinking my Bonaparte ShandyEating more than enough apple piesWill I glance at my screenAnd see real human beings Starve to death right in front of my eyes