Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Nude’ Playboy Cover

Yesterday the Internet was all a-titter over a “leaked” (Well played, Dina.) photo of Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy cover even though a.) it’s a just a horribly lit photo of the cover, b.) I’ve seen more nudity through Reese Witherspoon’s yoga pants and c.) this might as well be a cartoon character, it’s that airbrushed. If this spread turns out to be nothing but Lindsay’s head Photoshopped onto Jessica Rabbit’s body, I swear to God I’m gonna be.. probably aroused.

I love that we live in an age where there’s a 100% chance the photos will hit the internet a week before the magazines does, and I won’t have to pay money to see it and go, “Huh. So that’s what she looks like.” (come on, I can’t be the only one who’s curious)

Whoever’s job it is at Playboy to keep the news about the internet being invented away from Heff — thanks, and keep up the great work!

Is saggy and pasty the new look? I can’t get on board with that.
I know she is deluded and thinks she looks lovely, but how can she not recognise that her boobs resemble two plastic bags full of custard?

You’re right, I’ve already dumped about a gallon of my hot prostate gumbo with this one picture alone! Can’t wait for the issue. I hope she shows her cooter.
P.S. If anyone is interested in my toilet habits – I just unloaded the Vietnam of all bowel movements.

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUNKS!!! It seems like everyone who posts on this blog has been urging Lindsay to “do porn” before she kicks the bucket. Well, she has just taken the first step and all you people can do is FUCKING BELLY ACHE. She isn’t nude enough; she’s totally Photoshopped; blah-blah-blah.

Hey, ass gaskets! The pictures haven’t even been released or posted yet. Fer fucksake, y’all are getting free ganders at a moderately hot young woman, about whom you have been clamoring to show something, and you bitch, bitch, bitch. Sometimes I’m ashamed that I even visit here…