Profile: Every school has at least one of them, and for St. Hermelin High, Hidehiko 'Brown' Uesugi is the clown prince of comedy. More or less. Still working on his routine, Hidehiko's jokes are so old that they cause more groans of pain than laughs. His reliance on puns to get a laugh also tends to cause more winces than smiles. He's still young, though, if he can keep refining his work without prompting a demon to eat him whole he just might make something of himself some day.

Skills: Bought His Red Boots Before Being Struck By Lightning, Don't Get No Respect, Jokes So Old The Cultural History Museum Called, Murderous Puns, Is He Abbott Or Costello?, Designated Class Clown, What Can Brown Do For You?