Sorry for missing the post last week. There’s currently quite the backlog here at FNF HQ (along with some weird garlic-y smells and probably a septic system leak). To make up for it, you get…NOTHING EXTRA!

In this episode, Sollux and Gorejuice join the crew as we select a story based entirely on its title: cumeating.txt. Full title of Cum Eating Husband, we discuss the deep implications of cuckolding and quality child care when participating in such. After that, we read something topical (at least based on the time of the recording) called George is Pregnant. Our first story about The Beatles, I’m sure it won’t be our last, and hopefully is the worst but I actually doubt that. Nobody on the show can do a British accent. Like, at all.