Dashing through the snow
In a retard colored Maus
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Purple on turrets ring
Making pinky gun
What fun it is to paint and style
A clown tank tonight

Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey
Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon, Ruski Vodka-Gaming
Was updating my client
The update was lean and lank
Stupidity seemed his lot
He got into a customization bank
And then we got fucked

Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey
Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey

A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out to the game
And out my chair I fell
A cunt was riding by
In a retard colored Maus
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
But quickly drove away

Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey
Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey

Now this game is fucked
It simply can’t be undone
Paint the Maus tonight
And sing this fucking song
Just go the clownfailed way
Two forty as his speed
Hitch him to a colored Maus
And crack, you’ll take the lead

Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey
Clowny tanks, clowny tanks
Clowny tanks all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a retard colored Maus, hey