I want to kiss my BF on Valentine’s Day, but I’m nervous. Do you think he is too?

Bill: No doubt. The thing about guys is we hide our nervousness well. But beneath that calm, cool, collected demeanor, we’re quivering masses of jelly. Not Dave or me, of course, but some guys.

Dave: Are you even sure Valentine’s Day is on your BF’s radar? This a guy we’re talking about. It’s in his genetics to remember what day the Super Bowl is, not romantic holidays. But, yes, as soon as he realizes the magnitude of a looming smooch on V-Day, he’ll be nervous.