1. The Halloween of nowSince when did Halloween turn into an adult sex-fest gang-bang party and not about the little Jimmys and Bobbys dressing up and getting candy? Parents are all worried about little Billy trick-or-treating in the dark! What the hell!? What is the Dad doing? He’s the guy that has to act like a dud, that the 50-year-old Bob Barker wannabie doesn’t show the kids anything nasty.

I remember trick or treating in 15 inches of snow wearing a vampire costume complete with snow boots during the snowstorm of the decade! I wasn’t going to let a 20+ inch snowstorm faze me, I was going to get candy! I was going to take full advantage of living in Suburbia. Parent’s worried about their kid being scared or out too late…. Pfff god damn parents, get a friken grip!

2. Parents just not getting it.
I try to catch a glimps of what Jillian Barbarie is wearing, (hoping that she decided to go with tight-ass pants) when; on one tv my dad is watching NASCAR and my mom watching British comedy on the other.
Of all the things to watch on a Sunday at 11:30am, why the two most boring shows ever? Of course me mommy is sleeping when I grab the remote, she wakes up and says,
“HEY, I’m watching that you turd!” damn!
Man, I need my own hizzy.

3. The GophersMason, your team sucks! You guys are totally going to lose to Iowa and Wisconsin AND not go to a bowl. Even if you guys do manage to squeak into the loser.com bowl, do you really think anyone will show up?

We haven’t beat Indiana in a decade! No its not Wisconsin, not Iowa, not Ohio State but INDI-FREAKIN-ANA!

5. Music awards show.
Does anyone realize how worthless ALL these shows are? Talk about a subjective topic, how worthless does the ‘NEWEST MUSICAL ACT” get? Milli Vanilli, Joan Osborn (I think). How much would it ruin reputations of music bands if say, Pink Floyd got a Grammy in the ‘best new rock act’ of the sixties, or if The Clash got the same early in their career?
Whoa, that’s really being anti-authoritative and edgy!
Who actually cares who gets a Grammy or not? Why do the ‘artists’ even show up? VOTE BERG!!!