I've been a really good boy this year. I haven't skanked off family for surf (much), I've tried to be as kind to the environment as possible, I've given to charities I don't even know or care about and I can't even remember the last time I ate an endangered animal.

Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day.

Ferral wrote:Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day.

Ferral wrote:Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day.

Reminds me of getting out last weekend at Pz , back to the car , are we going up the coast or not ? hurry up & decide, cos I'm bursting for a pish .......... f*ck it , we're going back in here , aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa