Kate Middleton paid a visit to St. Andrew’s, her former prep school in Berkshire on Friday, played field hockey with the students on the new Astroturf, and still managed to keep every hair in place.

Because she is not mortal, clearly.

Dressed in an Alexander McQueen tartan skirt and matching coat with heeled suede Aquatalia boots, which matched her former school uniform, the Duchess wielded the hockey stick like a pro and showed the little kids how it’s done, the proper, royal way.

We hope the children took notes.

They probably didn't even realize how lucky they were to be in the presence of such magnificence!