Top Ten Signs That You're a Ladette

The Top Ten

There is something special about keeping your feminine features hidden until the right time. So why display everything you've got? There's no beautiful mystery this way. - Britgirl

4You Can Drink Your Male Friends Under the Table

5You Swear (A Lot)

Well some woman just want to be like boys there's no problem in that like some boys want to be like girls.

I cringe when I hear this. Women are supposed to be feminine creatures. What, pray tell, is feminine about this? - Britgirl

I love this list because it's a trope. Wow I just realized I've troped some of the list here =-O - happyhappyjoyjoy

6You're Loud

7You Prefer Alcohol to Tea

Anyone, man or woman, who even touches that vile stuff is severely deranged. - PositronWildhawk

8Your Favourite Sport Is MMA

Women who wave their fists about and shout "Yeah, knock him out my son," doesn't deserve to be known as the fairer sex. - Britgirl

9You Prefer Bar/Nightclubs to Theatres

10You Have Tattoos

Once, at Walmart (capital of stores with the weirdest people), a woman was wearing super short shorts, and had a pink bow tattoo on the back of each thigh! She looked goth, too. It was hilarious. - Miauzer