Guns then might become tools for those who actually have use for them because adverts like this would take on a whole different meaning:

The text at the bottom would then read:

"If it's good enough for the professional, it's good enough for you. Bushmaster. The world's finest commerical AR-platform gaystick."

It might even then enter common usage like 'hoover' for vacuum cleaner

"What you doing this weekend Joe?"
"Thought I would wander around the woods and have fun shooting small animals with my gaystick"
"Can I try? Hmm, nice weight to it. Balances well in the hand. What's the recoil like?"
"Not too bad if you adopt the right stance. I spent all night oiling and lubricating it."