The Cumberbunny! (That sounds like some kind of sex act Hugh Hufner makes his blonde bunnies get into and I don’t want to know anything more.)

Something tells me that Monistat sales may be up for the next few months, because many a yeast infections will be born thanks to the Cumberbitches getting into some special alone time with that horrifying chocolate nightmare above.

The Chocolatian saw the Benedict Cumberbatch life-size chocolate statue and raised it a terrifying Benedict Cumberbatch chocolate bunny. This chocolate terror was created by Jen Lindsey-Clark, a chocolatier from the town of Brighton in England. My guess was that the idea for a chocolate bunny version of The Alien Lizard King came to her brain after she dropped a whole lot of acid while watching Sherlock one day. But she tells HuffPo UK that she created it, because she’s sort of a Cumberbitch:

“Everyone loves a bit of the Batch! He’s an interesting character. He’s a great actor and English gent and he’s also making the most of his celebrity status by being able to put his political views across and making the most of his moment in a very cool way.”

It costs £50. So yeah, you have to pay a lot to bring that kind of chocolate bunny alien evilness into your home and mouth. With that being said, I’d still put that thing in my mouth. I’d be scared as fuck while doing, but I still would.

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