Just for fun: Post song lyrics in the style of the stereotypical bible speech format or like a religious sermon.

So for example:

"And he diduth say upon to thee: 'Keep'th thou on Rolling mine small children, you know'th what time it is being'.

And they did, and the lord was happy,

Amen"

OR

"And the lord spoke'th to his people saying, 'Move'th female hound, get out'th of thine way!' , and the people rejoiced"

"When you’re in a relationship, you’re in a band. Sometimes you sing lead and sometimes you’re on tambourine. And if you’re on tambourine, play it right. Play it with a fucking smile. ‘Cause nobody wants to see a mad tambourine player.” - Chris Rock

And the lord spoke. As he spake, he did give'th Moses the following commandments:

Fuck'th thine Police, emerging directly from thine underground
A young man does not have it well, because his skin be'th brown

Moses did'th scribe this unto the rock, and pop a cap into thine ass

"When you’re in a relationship, you’re in a band. Sometimes you sing lead and sometimes you’re on tambourine. And if you’re on tambourine, play it right. Play it with a fucking smile. ‘Cause nobody wants to see a mad tambourine player.” - Chris Rock

And the angels in heaven cheered and harkened as the eve was nigh. And thy Lord dressed in a Hugh Hefner style outfit sayeth:

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends
I want your sex

(24-07-2017 08:46 AM)jennybee Wrote: And the angels in heaven cheered and harkened as the eve was nigh. And thy Lord dressed in a Hugh Hefner style outfit sayeth:

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends
I want your sex

And they did removeth the rock from the cave, and from where-in they had lain the body of Jesus Christ down to rest, he was no longer there.

They turned to see him, and said "Lord? Is that you?"

He spake unto them:

Pop'th Pop'th, it is the time of shows
The time of show's!
Guess who'th be back again?
Oh, don't you knowst?
Don't you knowst?
I presume they may know'th when I walk in,
Wearing thine cuban link
Some costly mink
And Bethlehem's finest Sandles
Do not gaze upon me to hard, You might hurt yourself.
I have been known to turn other colours blue.

Another verse for you shepards,
You market stallers
Those females and thou ugly donkeys friends
Can I preach? Can I preach?
I'll have to show you how thine Carpenters get inside
Firstly, take a sip. Then do'uth a dip
Spend thou's earnings, like it is animal waste
We are too fresh'th
You'll have to blame it on me
#Blessed, You may not be prepared for me

[24K Gold, Verse 12, lines 1-6]

"When you’re in a relationship, you’re in a band. Sometimes you sing lead and sometimes you’re on tambourine. And if you’re on tambourine, play it right. Play it with a fucking smile. ‘Cause nobody wants to see a mad tambourine player.” - Chris Rock