It is said that there are three kinds of limericks:
- the limericks that you can recite in the presence of women and clergy.
- the limericks that you can recite in the presence of clergy but not women.
- and real limericks.

Well, here is a limerick for you that you can recite in the presence of women and clergy. According to the definition, it is not a real limerick, but it is still very nice.