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o b sensible on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-18417
Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:41:33 +0000o b sensible18417@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>if that's what they told you i'm sure you'll be ok, don't worry about it
</p>StoopyDeGunt on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-18399
Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:52:37 +0000StoopyDeGunt18399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>It IS the Cheshire Cheese isn't it?
</p>o b sensible on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-18395
Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:39:44 +0000o b sensible18395@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>you'll all look weird and paranoid
</p>StoopyDeGunt on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-18394
Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:38:18 +0000StoopyDeGunt18394@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>How do we recognise each other?
</p>o b sensible on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-18383
Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:50:10 +0000o b sensible18383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>reading between the lines jeni doesn't want to drink with any of you
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-17943
Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:45:28 +0000The All New Jeni B17943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Well, I'm off shortly.<br />
We have a 5.30am check-in and at least an hours drive before that.<br />
Do all have marvellous fun on Monday night, have a drink for me.</p>
<p>And if any of you are in the vicinity of Bishops Stortford this weekend, do say hi!
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-17825
Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:55:49 +0000The All New Jeni B17825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Oooh! Just had a look at the Carvery menu, I know what I'll be doing for my anniversary on Sunday.</p>
<p>Not entirely sure about the bar though, apparently only guests and residents are permitted to drink there.<br />
Does the hotel issue formal invitations to local people, allowing those 'guests' entry?
</p>fernandomando on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=3#post-17824
Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:46:25 +0000fernandomando17824@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Maybe we will descend: <a href="http://www.littlehallingburymill.net/" rel="nofollow">http://www.littlehallingburymill.net/</a>
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-17806
Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:20:08 +0000The All New Jeni B17806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Can't remember, I've packed the invitation and can't remember the name of the reception venue. It's near our hotel.<br />
We're staying in (I think) Little Hallingbury Mill.
</p>Scroat on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-17804
Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:05:47 +0000Scroat17804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>The one with us in.
</p>FormerlyAlOPecia on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-17770
Wed, 16 Jun 2010 15:27:58 +0000FormerlyAlOPecia17770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Which Bar? there are at least 4.
</p>rikkor on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-17090
Sat, 12 Jun 2010 18:15:13 +0000rikkor17090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>This news has kilt my plans for a driving tour of Sawbridgeworth and Bishops Stortford.
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-16970
Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:40:37 +0000The All New Jeni B16970@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Although I won't be able to make it to the cheese and biscuits get together, I hope you all have a fab time.<br />
If any of you are anywhere near Sawbridgeworth or Bishops Stortford next Saturday and see a wedding, look out for the obviously Scottish guests, particularly if they are either very tall and wearing a kilt, smallish, blonde and wearing a kilt, and short and blonde, without the kilt.<br />
That'll be us, that will.
</p>Scroat on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-16954
Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:28:41 +0000Scroat16954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Excellent!
</p>rickwestwell on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-16931
Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:55:15 +0000rickwestwell16931@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>It's "Golden Gordon" <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmLDlpapPKE">here</a>, one of the best of Ripping Yarns. </p>
<p>Not that there are any bad Ripping Yarns.</p>
<p>Close with Python, then!
</p>Scroat on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-16930
Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:38:17 +0000Scroat16930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p><blockquote>Custard, Evans, Scroat, Wallster, Westwell, Haggerty F, Haggerty R, Tompkins, Noble, Carrick, Robson, Crapper, Dewhurst, McIntyre, Treadmore, Davitt. Eight bloody one. EIGHT BLOODY ONE!!!</blockquote></p>
<p>Can you remind me to what you are referring here? It's on the tip of my brain cell. (I've only got the one). Monty Python?
</p>allmyownstunts on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-15762
Sun, 06 Jun 2010 10:28:21 +0000allmyownstunts15762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Welcome back to Blighty, Rick! Ooh, you're only 600 miles away now - we're practically LIVING together! Have a great time at the piss-up, or else x
</p>rickwestwell on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-15736
Sun, 06 Jun 2010 08:52:39 +0000rickwestwell15736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>As Snoopy put it, the beagle has landed! Lovely to be back, and going from the Aussie winter to yours makes adjusting so easy.</p>
<p>Flight was a lot easier than it should have been with two four-year-old boys and a lovely wife to keep in line, thank god for on-demand TV to plug them in to.</p>
<p>Sitting in a very English kitchen looking out over the South Downs, wondering if 9:45 a.m. is a good time to have a beer and go to bed, but the urge to go out and buy some marmite and the Guardian will probably win.</p>
<p>Thanks to Des and Frodo for doing all the pub arranging while I was too busy doing last-minute everything to tend to this thread. And by the look of it, thanks to Plucky for giving us something to talk about, should the expected flow of sparkling banter ever dry up.</p>
<p>As for Mary's very resonable question about what time are we actually meeting, I'll be going up to London earlier in the day to look around my old haunts, sigh and spend lots of money in Foyles, so I'm up for as early as anyone wants. Plus I'll probably have to pour myself on the last Eastbourne train. When I worked in't smoke, the only way to get a table in these pubs was to head there immediately after work, whether you wanted to or not, so I'll drag myself out of the bookshop at 5 and wander up there. </p>
<p>So anyone who gets to the Cheese by 5:30 will probably find me already there, nursing a small beer and pacing myself frantically. If anyone's around Charing Cross Road earlier and wants to join me for a cup of tea and a bun, I'd be delighted.</p>
<p>Come along, biscuits one and all!
</p>Mary Evans on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-15675
Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:32:18 +0000Mary Evans15675@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>One other thing - what time are we meeting? Frodo - you are doing an excellent job in the driver's seat so you call it, but do allow enough time for pregnant women to get home at a respectable hour, Scroat to get a round in and Surrey swingers to be anally violated, there's a good chap.
</p>PluckyMunky on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-15066
Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:32:51 +0000PluckyMunky15066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I heard that 'bum-rape', as you delicately put it, was the main point of the evening, Mr J. I may be wrong, though...I admit, I have been wrong in the past...Just wear a stout pair of trousers and a cork, perhaps.
</p>AdrianJ on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-15065
Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:23:31 +0000AdrianJ15065@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Now, normally I'd be extremely wary of meeting up with people who I don't really know that well, especially those who my only previous contact with had been over the internet. However, assuming that NB is not just an elaborate ploy, hatched purely in order to groom me (oh, and as the proposed venue is sort of on my way home), on this occasion I might just throw caution to the wind and make an appearance – just so long as you all promise not to bum-rape me?</p>
<p>I suspect that I've actually been to Ye Old Cheshire Cheese before? The fact that I'm not entirely sure of this fact suggests that, if I have, then it must have been a really good night.
</p>Mary Evans on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-15023
Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:16:36 +0000Mary Evans15023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Huzzah! Looking forward to it immensely. That being, I am immense and I am looking forward to it. And if anyone tweaks my nipples, they'll get an unwelcome (if thoroughly nutritious and an excellent start to life) riposte, so I'll thank you to keep your hands to yourselves.
</p>jp1885 on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14961
Wed, 02 Jun 2010 07:51:11 +0000jp188514961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Stop it! All this talk of nipple tweakage isn't going to tempt me to London.<br />
If you can introduce me to that banana however, then I might be persuaded to curtail my holiday...
</p>sauce on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14950
Wed, 02 Jun 2010 06:52:01 +0000sauce14950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>That tag should probably "Thank God he's not cumming" tch, tch.</p>
<p>Please do post pix, attendees. </p>
<p>I don't have the dosh nor the social sang froid for a London orgy but I'll be thinking of you all.
</p>fernandomando on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14936
Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:52:35 +0000fernandomando14936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Hear ye! Now it is understood why 'Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese' was chosen as the venue.
</p>rikkor on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14933
Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:40:24 +0000rikkor14933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Go, and sin no more! What has happened to our society when we cannot forgive a sinner with throbbing nipples covered by man goo and melted sherbet?
</p>fernandomando on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14929
Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:22:16 +0000fernandomando14929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Rikkor, your consternation is as nothing compared to my certain knowledge that 'sherbert', 'sperm donor', and 'nipple tweakage' are all cruel references to me. If people had wanted to make fun of my peculiar habits and medical conditions, I wish they'd had the decency to have said it to my face.
</p>rikkor on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14920
Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:59:24 +0000rikkor14920@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Der Tagblatt: Flounce! I am ABSOLOTELY sure "thank G-d he's not coming" and "very large breasts" must refer to me. My second will await your pleasure (PHWARR!) at dawn tomorrow.
</p>FormerlyAlOPecia on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14872
Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:58:48 +0000FormerlyAlOPecia14872@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>So The Old Cheshire Cheese then, June 21st - when? Will we all be wearing hats?
</p>PluckyMunky on "Oi! Westwell!"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5191&page=2#post-14867
Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:41:52 +0000PluckyMunky14867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I take it that the 'thank god he's not coming' tag is directed at me, as I am the only person who has said he ain't. Thanks for that. Plucky.
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