So I’m a dude who follows the J-game pretty closely. (read: very closely). You know, typical stuff like keeping a list in my head of the top players in the game. Hall of famers, 40-somethings, rookies, so forth. So when I heard that Susan Sarandon’s daughter was bout to pop up in a few skripping scenes on the show Californication, my curiosity was piqued. I mean… Susan Sarandon has put in some work in this here game:

She was bad back in the day, but how did it hold up?

(damn, Sue…)

But I had never really heard of her daughter, Eva Amurri. And wasnâ€™t quite sure if the next generation could really bring the heat like that. So, like the good sleuth that I am, I dug in on the internets to find some info on the chick.

Ok, we might be working with something. But letâ€™s just clarify this. Lil Mama can you help me out on this one?

Still curious. Letâ€™s just zoom in for an angle 1, shall we?

OK, OK! Weâ€™re good to go here. [applause]. Unfortunately, young Eva has failed to even give us even an angle 1.5. And so far, the angle 1.2s donâ€™t look promising. So I dug deeper. Now I wouldnâ€™t know for sure, but Iâ€™m almost positive the Brits might have an extra NSFW look at this development. Yes. Yes, they do! [that is about a 4 on the NSFW scale. Ed.]

[Stone Phillips Voice]Â But no one was prepared for what would come next…

Well, Eva, thanks for playing. Stay in touch. Weâ€™ll keep an eye out for you. But… no, baby. Donâ€™t give me those doe eyes. You know your boy Slick still loves you. You’re still coming over later, right? m-Kay-bye. Ha. Fellas, just remember where she got it from. And that there are many, many ways to love your woman.