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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Thanks!!

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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Originally Posted by Spetnik

And I only had to move one letter...

"However when I get back with my Mrs, then that is going to have to change. She had aids!!"I didn't write this, what is this quote from, anyway!! I wrote She had said!!, not that of which you had posted in the last post!!

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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Originally Posted by ThEiMp

"However when I get back with my Mrs, then that is going to have to change. She had aids!!"I write this, that is this quote, anyway!! I had said!!, that of which you had posted in the post is to the end for which in deed is the fact of the matter, blistering barnacles!!

C++ programmers will dismiss you as a cretinous simpleton for your inability to keep track of pointers chained 6 levels deep and Java programmers will pillory you for buying into the evils of Microsoft. Meanwhile C# programmers will get paid just a little bit more than you for writing exactly the same code and VB6 programmers will continue to whitter on about "footprints". - FunkyDexter

C++ programmers will dismiss you as a cretinous simpleton for your inability to keep track of pointers chained 6 levels deep and Java programmers will pillory you for buying into the evils of Microsoft. Meanwhile C# programmers will get paid just a little bit more than you for writing exactly the same code and VB6 programmers will continue to whitter on about "footprints". - FunkyDexter

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

I didn't say any of those things, that you're quoting...

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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

I'm an Aussie, I speak/Read and Write English...

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie ,, Oi Oi Oi!!

I have a huge free products range, of computer software in which you can download using any kind of 32-Bit Web Browser. Also there is coming a Social Networking section that I am making on my Website...
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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Probably not enough, it looks like it???

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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Yes it is...

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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

C++ programmers will dismiss you as a cretinous simpleton for your inability to keep track of pointers chained 6 levels deep and Java programmers will pillory you for buying into the evils of Microsoft. Meanwhile C# programmers will get paid just a little bit more than you for writing exactly the same code and VB6 programmers will continue to whitter on about "footprints". - FunkyDexter

C++ programmers will dismiss you as a cretinous simpleton for your inability to keep track of pointers chained 6 levels deep and Java programmers will pillory you for buying into the evils of Microsoft. Meanwhile C# programmers will get paid just a little bit more than you for writing exactly the same code and VB6 programmers will continue to whitter on about "footprints". - FunkyDexter

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

!! !!

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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Who's she. I thought that we're all guys here in this Thread???

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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

No She doesn't!! Who said, she did???

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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

I bet that Emma (My loving wife), is on this Forum same as me. Cause she is into Visual Basic programming, to...

I have a huge free products range, of computer software in which you can download using any kind of 32-Bit Web Browser. Also there is coming a Social Networking section that I am making on my Website...
Main Page: Click Here | Blog Page: Click Here | Products Page: Click Here | News Page: Click Here | Horoscopes Page: Click Here | My Games Section: Click Here | CodeBank Page: Coming Really Soon...

Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Not quite sure on her nickname on this Forum. But then haven't spoken, today with her cause we are working so damn much. Also she isn't home yet and it's: 0201 hours, Perth Time...

I have a huge free products range, of computer software in which you can download using any kind of 32-Bit Web Browser. Also there is coming a Social Networking section that I am making on my Website...
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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Yes I do, cause I can...

I have a huge free products range, of computer software in which you can download using any kind of 32-Bit Web Browser. Also there is coming a Social Networking section that I am making on my Website...
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Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

And he claims to speak English?

To be fair, all the right words were there and, astonishingly, they were even in the right order. If you can forgive starting a sentence with a conjunction then we're really only dealing with errant punctuation at this point. Mind you, "today" should probably have been after "her" for readability but it's gramatically correct either way.

And this

Yes I do, cause I can...

...is only one apostrophe away from being perfectly good English

Go ThEiMp! In fact, I'm so proud of you I even got your username right.

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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Originally Posted by FunkyDexter

To be fair, all the right words were there and, astonishingly, they were even in the right order. If you can forgive starting a sentence with a conjunction then we're really only dealing with errant punctuation at this point. Mind you, "today" should probably have been after "her" for readability but it's gramatically correct either way.

And this ...is only one apostrophe away from being perfectly good English

Go ThEiMp! In fact, I'm so proud of you I even got your username right.

In the deed of the fact of the matter I must say you are correct. We should give credit where credit is do, she had said.

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

I'm a he and got a family. For God's sake: I'm a very young Grand Father, thanks Gov...

I have a huge free products range, of computer software in which you can download using any kind of 32-Bit Web Browser. Also there is coming a Social Networking section that I am making on my Website...
Main Page: Click Here | Blog Page: Click Here | Products Page: Click Here | News Page: Click Here | Horoscopes Page: Click Here | My Games Section: Click Here | CodeBank Page: Coming Really Soon...

Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp. This is my ghost writers name. Also my nickname, means that I am: The Imperial of the Technology Industry, so then to make it really short, I just then wrote: The Imp, which is where I get the nickname from...

C++ programmers will dismiss you as a cretinous simpleton for your inability to keep track of pointers chained 6 levels deep and Java programmers will pillory you for buying into the evils of Microsoft. Meanwhile C# programmers will get paid just a little bit more than you for writing exactly the same code and VB6 programmers will continue to whitter on about "footprints". - FunkyDexter

Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

Really, most derails are mighty in here. I would agree that it would be difficult to think of a subject further from the initial topic than whether TheImp is a grandfather, but by this point, it's all shades of derail.

C++ programmers will dismiss you as a cretinous simpleton for your inability to keep track of pointers chained 6 levels deep and Java programmers will pillory you for buying into the evils of Microsoft. Meanwhile C# programmers will get paid just a little bit more than you for writing exactly the same code and VB6 programmers will continue to whitter on about "footprints". - FunkyDexter