the mad scientist by the zanies

An amusing ditty with some nice bar room piano and an over-the-top, spoken text featuring a mad scientist making “instant people” in his lab and a second voice talking about how nuts this guy is. Amusing, and probably pretty good to dance to.

Read the full lyrics to The Mad Scientist:

They say I’m mad (laughter)
He’s mad, he’s mad
The man is mad

Yes, leader?
Bring me ashes form the crematorium
Pour that hot water over there
It’s the
Boy, is he nuts…

(Laughter) They said it couldn’t be done (more laughter)
They tried to tell me it couldn’t be done (screaming)
They were right
It can’t be done

Nicolette Stewart is a writer, editor, and narrative designer based in Frankfurt, Germany. She is the author of The Hunt Frankfurt, and her work can be found in Hunt: Showdown, Robinson: The Journey, TOR Online, Tiny Homes: Simple Shelter, New Escapologist, and Mama Liberada. She currently writes full time for video game developer and publisher Crytek.

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