Package delivery hazards, and being a city mouse

I guess I understand why FedEx offers this service; “real” FedEx is aimed at delivery to offices during the business day. But then FedEx began contracting out Home Delivery (not without issues) for online orders to folks who are not often home during the day.

I find it interesting that FedEx recently changed its ad campaign from Relax, It’s FedEx to We Understand. But I don’t think they understand the differences between home delivery to country mice and city mice. Case in point was delivery this morning of a rug ordered online.

9:55 am: Loud knock at the door.
9:56 am: I open the door and am almost beaned by a rolled-up rug falling at my face. The guy driving the Penske rental van (illegally parked across the street) calls out “Sorry!” as he gets in and drives away. I drag the 60-pound package into the house.
9:58 am: I check the FedEx tracking website to see that the package was left “on the porch”.

Okay, I live in a rowhouse in the densest urban neighborhood in DC. I do not have a “porch”, I have two cast-iron steps outside my front door, which I don’t even own. No one in their right mind should leave a package at my door. Right.

And so I will rant briefly about being a responsible online-orderer in the city, which includes:

planning accordingly for when one is home to answer the door and when one is not