How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). DONT SHOOT ITS AWWSOMMME

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? way of life i think lol. i tell my mates to join lol

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? hmm i used to eat tip-ex lol

Gamer Tag(s): YamahaJoe

Current Consoles/PC Specs: PS3, and a crappy PC

Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: GTA4, Uncharted about 15% to go,

Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: Amiga600, PS+2 GTA series, Tiger woods and Madden Series and ProEv games

Console vs. PC Gaming?: Console

Favorite Action/Adventure Game: Max Payne

Favorite Sports Game: Madden 2007

Favorite First Person Shooter: TimeCrisis

Favorite SIMulation Game: Sims

Favorite Raceing Game: GT2

Favorite Puzzle Game:

Favorite Fighting Game: Virtua Fighter

Favorite Survival Horror Game: Resident Evil2

Favorite Movie Based Game: Never played one

Favorite Gameing Franchise: EA

Favorite Game Icon: Sonic

Favorite Game Babe: Lara Croft

Favorite Console Controller: PS2

Favorite Role Playing Game: blegh~1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Extra Missions on GTA42. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? GTA based in Philadelphia3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? very little changes in gaming styles, eg. Championship Manager4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Special Edition Packs5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? def high end graphics and processing power

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Yes, weed. I have tried a few others but weed is my preference.

Car or bus?:Either.

Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism

All work and no play...:means a dull life. Sometimes, you have to stop and enjoy yourself.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:1 day

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:No

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Yes. In my teenage years. God, that makes me sound old, lol.

2. sped? Yes

3. committed acts of vandalism?No.

4. murdered?No.

5. committed acts of terrorism?:No.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Somewhere in between. It varies.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:4

What is your most frequent typo?: I have to think about that.

How would you describe your social position?:

How would you describe your life?: Content.

How would you describe yourself?: Shy but sociable.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Interesting info about GTA and such.

How would you describe spam?:Annoying.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Somewhat thought provoking.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Unsure about aliens. I do believe in the super-natural.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) None at the present time. This is my first post and I haven't gotten to know anyone yet.

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Often.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). If a gun were at my head, I would be honest but in a nice way. If its my time to go, it's my time.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? A bit of both. A few friends belong to other message boards on the 'net. They understand how addicting it can be at times.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Hmmm. I'm bi.

Machida

Forum Name: MachidaReal-life Name: RussReal-life Location: ScotlandAge in Years: 23Star Sign: AriesWeak Point: Forms addictions too easily Favourite Colour: BlackFavourite Number: ThreesomeMost commonly used expletive: f*cking f*ckDrug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Zinc monomethionine aspartate and Magnesium AspartateCar or bus?: I don't ride anything that I can't jump offCapitalism or Communism?: Don't careAll work and no play...: work is playHow much time have you spent incarcerated?: noneAre you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: nopeHave you ever:1. shoplifted? nope2. sped? I try not to I don't try that hard3. committed acts of vandalism? I try not to4. murdered? nope5. committed acts of terrorism?: I'll try not toDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: speedingAre you an internet user or abuser?: yes.... How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: twoWhat is your most frequent typo?: You spelled typographical error wrong.How would you describe your social position?: I get around.How would you describe your life?: Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil would be my soundtrack. How would you describe yourself?: 5' 11", 84 kg, dark hair, awsome spade beard. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: for the crack.How would you describe spam?: cheapHow would you describe this questionaire? cheap

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Nah not really, as long as they're not trying to eat me I don't really care.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)- Svip, hands down.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).- If someone asked me this question whilst holding a gun to my head then they really have been spending too much time on GTAF. At this stage there would be no reasoning with them.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?- It's a guilty pleasure but my life is made up of such things. Ofcourse I don't tell my friends!

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?- When choosing a username I admit, I toyed with Thunderthighs

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: speeding (i'm going to Germany someday Autobahn ftw)

Are you an internet user or abuser?: sometimes user sometimes abuser

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4

What is your most frequent typo?: beli'e've (always forget the e)

How would you describe your social position?: Pretty good

How would you describe your life?: Gaming, internet, porn, school is a distraction

How would you describe yourself?: 5'6, 115 pds, drown/blonde hair,

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I like GTA

How would you describe spam?: OMGZ NOOB UGFIUSGFUGSF

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): a good waste of time

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I don't believe in little green men, but I do believe in other intelligent life.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) dunno

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? never

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). A good time to think about myself and see how sh*tty my life is.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Both sometimes, I don't know, but my friends might post on an internet forum. So I don't know.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I watch porn.

Favorite Raceing Game: Grand Turismo 2 and 3 from way back. I don't know which one now.

Favorite Puzzle Game: None

Favorite Fighting Game: None

Favorite Survival Horror Game: None

Favorite Movie Based Game: None

Favorite Gameing Franchise: GTA

Favorite Game Icon: None

Favorite Game Babe: None

Favorite Console Controller: PS2

Favorite Role Playing Game: None1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? More intractable stuff- GTA2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? A FPS with hundreds of customizable weapons, clothes etc. (make it feel like you're in the battle.3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? crappy dialog4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. realism5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? Dunno

Favorite Role Playing Game: Ragnarok Online1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Hmm. I don't know. Cellphones? The ability to visit GTAF?2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? It's already been made. MGS.3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? XBOX360>PS34. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. PS3>XBOX3605. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 2.

What is your most frequent typo?: There are a few.

How would you describe your social position?: Normal.

How would you describe your life?: Normal.

How would you describe yourself?: Normal.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Addiction.

How would you describe spam?: A pain in my f*cking ass, I get about 30 pages of it a day.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A good way of wasting time.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Aliens; maybe. Supernatural; no.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Check my respect list.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). A good way of wasting time, and please don't shoot.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Gulty pleasure, I really wouldn't know how to describe what goes on here.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I'll have to get back to you on that.

Gamer Tag(s): Seachmall.

Current Consoles/PC Specs: PS3 (my sis has a 360), 3 comps (A Macbook, A Dell Inspiron running Ubuntu and a custom built running XP) all have 2+gigs RAM, the XP machine has a TB HDD.

Favorite Role Playing Game: Morrowind1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Too many to think off...2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Too many to think off...3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Bitching about the violence in them4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Violence5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?

Scripts.

QUOTE

One day Svip, Matt Damon and myself were all hanging out at the locaL Dublin which as you know is a very fine gun. Everything was going wet so we decided to ordera round of poos to go with our smileys when suddenly it was broadcast over the 'O'Reilly Factor' that the deviant fugitive, Typhus was being chased in a high speed dodged by theNew York police handbags for the heignous acts of assination and molestation. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase fish fingers at sydney, which were on sale at the timeand was now punched. at top speed down the banana.We watched with baited armadillo as the Channel 9, finger in the sky showed him veer his motorbike off the road to take refuge in a chair. The police closed in andannounced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your copies up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you Twitchy Pens!" A special s.w.a.t. teamwas called in and glasses took their positions along the rooftops. After a second had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my brick up I'm coming out of the horn, don'trun !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a hat! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and fell him away in a blazing hail of beaks!I looked over at Svip and Matt Damon and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-cookie, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " F*CKING HELL !"

Favorite Role Playing Game:Fable II1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?F*CKING ASSETS!!2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?Black Gangmember growing up in the hood.3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?Bright colors4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.Good Graphics5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?GTA III canon games

Favorite Role Playing Game: Ugh. None.1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Moar Realism (GTA)2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? None, really3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Stupidity and transexuality (SR2)4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Realism, while balancing in fun5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? Rather blow my cash on a PC

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: yes.. all of them all drugs since i was very young (probably too high too remember!)

Car or bus?: bus until the credit crunch has ended

Capitalism or Communism?: anarchy

All work and no play...: makes you a helpful member of society, socialist f*ck!

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:coupla days

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: yes but i didn't run away like a sissy

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? yes

2. sped? yes

3. committed acts of vandalism? probably

4. murdered? a bird, buncha insects, goldfish when i was a young 'un, nothing too smart

5. committed acts of terrorism?: duh killed a golfish

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: terrorism... infadels of the west must die! and free tibet

Are you an internet user or abuser?: i abuse people verbally sometimes, but mostly pointless surfing

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: my penis

What is your most frequent typo?: u

How would you describe your social position?: poor muthefuker

How would you describe your life?: meh

How would you describe yourself?: bubbley

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: it's a good forums from the looks of it, i got banned from some sh*tty art site (psst.. deviantart.com) so i needed a new forums

How would you describe spam?:got banned for spamming, spamming is powerful... someday u shall all fee the power of my spam

How would you describe this questionaire?(easy target): not too bad, i like doing it in the assurance that none cares enough to try and make money from my information and views

Edit:

Bonus Questions:Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? yeah aliensWhich admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) the girl one (who probably doesn't exist... this naomi woman sounds hot!Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? randomHow would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). i love it but not as much as violent criminals who care about my opinionGTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? regularly... as in quite a lot in a day... i turn off all other internet sections and social site logins when i do forum lovingWhat is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I used to be a compulsive liar... but i really have stopped... also if u paid close attention u'd see I am the antichrist

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder but only in extreme situations with extreme peopleAre you an internet user or abuser?: A little bit of bothHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 2What is your most frequent typo?: To many to countHow would you describe your social position?: BadHow would you describe your life?: sh*t, but then i'm pessimisticHow would you describe yourself?: QuietWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: To see if i've been bannedHow would you describe spam?: BadHow would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Wasting my time

Bonus Questions:Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? UnsureWhich admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually): Any i'm a whore Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?: RandomHow would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).: Uhhh...GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?: I've only got a few real freinds, hope that answers oyur questionWhat is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?: I'm not saying that.

joe_bevis

1. Forum Name: joe_bevis 2. Real-life Name: Joe 3. Real-life Location: Watford, England 4. Age in Years : 16 5. Star Sign: Taurus 6. Weak Point: Balls 7. Favourite Colour: Red 8. Favourite Number: 1 9. Most commonly used expletive: c*nt 10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: perscription 11. Car or bus?: car 12. Capitalism or Communism?: capitilism 13. All work and no play...: is bad 4 u 14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none 15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: nope 16. Have you ever: A) shoplifted? yes B) sped? no C) committed acts of vandalism? yes D) murdered? no E) committed acts of terrorism?: no 17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: murder 18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: user 19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5 20. What is your most frequent typo?: dunno 21. How would you describe your social position?: outcast 22. How would you describe your life?: okay 23. How would you describe yourself?: greatest of all time 24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: boredom 25. How would you describe spam?: funny 26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): annoying

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Nope/NoneAre you an internet user or abuser?: UserHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3What is your most frequent typo?: I check unless I'm tired.How would you describe your social position?: Not that goodHow would you describe your life?: Could be better, ehHow would you describe yourself?: QuietWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: To play WOWAI/ trivia games How would you describe spam?: Both of them are terrible, even though I've spammed myselfHow would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Load of B's

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Two computers, Cell Phone, TV, Xbox360, DVD Player, Clock, and iPod

What is your most frequent typo?: No clue.

How would you describe your social position?: Good. I'm a social person.

How would you describe your life?: Busy as of now.

How would you describe yourself?: Hardworker, Stubborn, Cocky, Trustworthy.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Nothing better to do.

How would you describe spam?: Pointless post, with no meaning to the topic.

How would you describe this questionaire?: Free post, killed time. Hah

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Yeah

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? sh*t, if only the old school OGF members where around.

Sexually Active? Often

How would you describe this questionaire? Killed time

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Way of Life and its like the army, they dont ask, so I dont tell.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Ive jumped out of a truck going 40 mph.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Used to smoke the ganja, I enjoy a fine cigar from time to time

Car or bus?:Car

Capitalism or Communism?:The cap.

All work and no play...:Balance

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:Not much

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:They don't know who they're looking for, but yes actually

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Yes

2. sped? No

3. committed acts of vandalism?Yes

4. murdered?No

5. committed acts of terrorism?:No

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Both at times

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:10

What is your most frequent typo?: Waht

How would you describe your social position?:I'm a winner

How would you describe your life?:Fun

How would you describe yourself?:Fun loving

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I get bored sometimes

How would you describe spam?:Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages....I'm guilty

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Waste of time

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Ja

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Anuj

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? I'm 15. 'Nuff said.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).Want a blowjob?

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? They find it on my favorites and make fun of me.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I can give myself head

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). I would call you a pussy for using a gun while you can easily break somebody's neck from arms or closer length. Anyways, I'd say it is f*cked up.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? They don't mind, sometimes I tell them about a topic on here and they think "wtf?".

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? On the internet? My name is actually Darren not Dorian. CryptReaperDorian ("Crypt Reaper" Dorian") is a persona based off me (except as an adult) I created for a SVR game (my friend actually created it, I just thought of the name and gave him some suggestions on how to make the character look, the entrance, and his moveset).

Favorite Role Playing Game: None.1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? None.2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Mall Santa Kiddy Rape.3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? The fact that each TH game is the one before it with a little edit.4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Above.5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? Processing power.

Favorite Role Playing Game:Runescape!1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?more realism instead of GFX in GTAs2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?the one in GTA4/SA3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?graphics is over-obsessed instead of gameplay which matters.just look at the WORST programmed game ever:Crysh*t.Crysis sh*thead was somehow better but the programming still sucked.4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.realism in GTAs!5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?

realism. the current-consoles cannot be called "Next-gen" because they are already behind PCs.A next-gen console should offer a technology which no PC has.

DanManUtd

1. Forum Name: DanManUtd 2. Real-life Name: Dan T. B. (yes I have unfortuneate surname initials) 3. Real-life Location: South Greater London 4. Age in Years: 13, soon to be 14 5. Star Sign: Sagittarius 6. Weak Point: Can be annoying 7. Favourite Colour: Blue 8. Favourite Number: 14 & 7 9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck 10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Nope, and hopefully never. 11. Car or bus?: Bus 12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism 13. All work and no play...: makes me bored and annoying 14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: N/A 15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Don't think so... 16. Have you ever: 1. 1. shoplifted? Nope. 2. 2. sped? N/A 3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Probably 4. 4. murdered? No 5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No 17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None. 18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Depends what you mean by abuser. 19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: About 3. 20. What is your most frequent typo?: Tomorrow. Always. 21. How would you describe your social position?: Quite good. 22. How would you describe your life?: Fun, interesting and amusing 23. How would you describe yourself?: Lone Wolf. 24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I get bored of nighttime. 25. How would you describe spam?: Stupid Pointless Annoying Message 26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Twas ok.

Heihachi_73

1. Forum Name: Heihachi_73.2. Real-life Name: No-one knows that except the gov't. 3. Real-life Location: Somewhere in Melbourne, Australia.4. Age in Years: 25.5. Star Sign: Scorpio (I don't read that sh!t).6. Weak Point: Meeting people, talking about something that doesn't involve GTA, Tekken or Metallica.7. Favourite Colour: My PC can display 4 billion of them, I can't decide.8. Favourite Number: ÷0.9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck.10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None.11. Car or bus?: PT of any kind (bus, train, taxi, tram).12. Capitalism or Communism?: Voting between a giant douche (Labor) and a turd (Liberal).13. All work and no play...: Describes a few mates; just replace 'no play' with World of Warcraft and nasty glares if I'm in the vicinity.14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Haven't been locked up, yet...15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Let me see... ****** Nope, nothing's lit up yet.16. Have you ever:> 16.1. shoplifted? Yes, if the checkout chick doesn't scan the slabs of Coke that we showed her in the shopping trolley, then it's free. > 16.2. sped? Lately, as a passenger in a tram (70km/h in a 40 zone).> 16.3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes, but not in years; shopping trolleys and hills are fun!> 16.4. murdered? No, but they can't stop you from thinking about it.> 16.5. committed acts of terrorism?: As above.17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? As above. 18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Excluding the PC and peripherals, make it two metres:> 19.1. A NES used as a foot rest. <peter> hehehehe, anus. </peter>> 19.2. A PlayStation 2 most likely with some sort of GTA in it.> 19.3. A PlayStation 1 with Tekken 3 still in it.> 19.4. A Nintendo 64 with Mario Kart 64 still in it.> 19.5. Lots of old 1990s 486/Pentium/P2/P3 computers, old console games, five PC monitors and three TVs.20. What is your most frequent typo?: Fixing typos and removing the wrong letter twice in a row.21. How would you describe your social position?: Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!22. How would you describe your life?: Somewhat lacking in the go department.23. How would you describe yourself?: A boring GTA and Tekken player who jams on guitar to Metallica, tuned half a step down.24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: For the people who still play GTA III and Vice City and not San Andreas or IV.25. How would you describe spam?: I don't like sandwiches.26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Running file:///con/con in Windows 98.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: terrorism

Are you an internet user or abuser?: user

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 2

What is your most frequent typo?: alot and weird

How would you describe your social position?: terrible

How would you describe your life?: horrible

How would you describe yourself?: depressing

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: because i have a depressing social life

How would you describe spam?: i guess it happens

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): fun

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? aliens

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) i don't know

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? i wish

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). fun to do

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? i wish you guys would hang out with me more

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I just want to be loved

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not that I know of

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Yes

2. sped? Yes

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes

4. murdered? No

5. committed acts of terrorism?:

No

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None really

Are you an internet user or abuser?: user

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 14

What is your most frequent typo?: Then and Than

How would you describe your social position?: Moderate

How would you describe your life?: Moderate

How would you describe yourself?: Capable of more

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know, why do I?

How would you describe spam?: The Quaddledorf of the Chronchrite!!

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Your face and your ass, what's the difference?

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Both

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Duke Nukem doesn't f*ck men.

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Dry Spell

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). One point shy of magnatemous.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? By explaining to them that I post at an internet forum regularly.

Favorite Role Playing Game: WoW1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Don't really know.3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Too short4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Longer games5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? Power allows for more scripts.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I SMOKE ROCKS