Sh*t Celebrities Say: "I Don't Own a TV"

People who humble-brag about not owning TVs at cocktail parties, you are not alone. Below, a list of your celebrity peers who have likely never seen an episode of Hoarders or watched hours of a Law & Order: SVU marathon on USA over Fourth of July weekend. We don't know how you do it.

Jesse Eisenberg: "I sort of pretend I'm not even in the industry... I don't own a television. I never go to Los Angeles. I even trick myself into being surprised when I'm sent a script. I try to ignore everything except the actual experience of acting. Which in itself is kind of silly." [via NJ.com]

Mark Zuckerberg: "Soon afterward, Zuckerberg wrote on his Facebook page, 'Is there a site
that streams the World Cup final online? (I don't own a TV.)'" [via The New Yorker]

Shailene Woodley: "To be completely honest, I don't own a television so I haven't really watched .... " [via The Star Scoop]

Alan Cumming: "I don't have a television, so I don't see [The Good Wife] on the night it comes out." [Via TheDailyBeast]

Jackson Rathbone: "It's important because I don't own a TV. I watch every kind of media on my computer." [via About.com]

Keira Knightley: "I don't own a TV... I have a projector and I can watch movies or documentaries. I listen to music or read books or see friends." [via Pop Eater]

Rachel McAdams: "I listen to the news on the radio. I don't have a television and I am really bad at e-mail. [It was] only [recently] that I heard about Twitter for the first time, and it's all I've heard about since. I'm really ignorant." [CelebrityVIPLounge]

Cary Fukunaga: "Literally, I don't have a television. So I don't really know what's happening pop culturally. I read the New York Times. And there's one worldwide cabin blog that I look at." [Via Vulture] Susan Sarandon: "Ms. Sarandon doesn't have a TV at home..." [via Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

Regina Spektor: "I don't own a TV, don't watch the news,
and don't read the papers... I'm not advertising ignorance... but it's what I've had to do, personally, so as not to be
depressed and overwhelmed by the world." [Via Tweedmag]

Because not owning a TV is a smidge different than saying you don't watch TV, honorable mentions go to: