The Official Joke thread

This is a discussion on The Official Joke thread within Shifting gears, part of the Around the Corner category; Ijust had to share this. Since property guys on mail, who i sent a reply to for sending 3-4 mails ...

Ijust had to share this. Since property guys on mail, who i sent a reply to for sending 3-4 mails a day responded with this:

Dear Mayank,*

I am pity about for the same. actually its a bulk mailing that's why weird for you. kindly don't consider this mail for your perusal. i also will remain in mind. i don't have any kind of determination for your distract concentration.

The lawyer hopes you have legal problems !
The doctor hopes you get sick !
The police hope you become a criminal !
The teacher hopes you are not too smart !
The landlord hopes you don't buy a house !
The dentist hopes your teeth decay !
The mechanic hopes your car breaks down !
The undertaker wants you dead !
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life and a sound sleep at night !!