and there were a bunch of girls who used to like sitting near us, and by near us, i mean a stupid square leg possition, but to be fair there was no leg side due to a wall, so they were fairly safe, and it was all tennis ball stuff. but one day, one of them decided it would be a great fantastic idea to walk off as i was in the middle of playing a rather flamboyant backward square cut with a full flourishing follow through. The end result was this girl lying on the floor with a rather large lump on her head cursing my existence. I felt awful, they were all like “watch where you’re waving that bat” which was a bit unfair, as they new we were playing there, and it was fully textbook cricket. Oh well, I knew in reality, I would have been awarded 4 runs for it, so stick that in your forehead, Olivia!

and they had a guy from the news of the world who kept going on about how people had a right to know about moseley's 'dark addictive shameful vice', and then they had a dominatrix on for political balance talking about how the tabloids didnt understand the s&m world and she was called Mistress Dominance or something

mmmm i guess the news of the world think their audience are all little englanders with a shameful sexual secret huh, maybe thats why they bothered max moseley coz they knew people would identify with him