So, in my head, I hear Barbara's voice telling me "don't worry. We have everything under control. The perp has been caught and is sitting in jail right now." However, in my ear, I hear her say something to the effect of "head check....classroom....lice....Andres..." I'm not sure what else she said because at that point I lost consciousness as my head slammed into my desk.

You. have. to. be. freaking. kidding. me.

I told her, "I've never heard of anyone named Andres." She told me, "yes, you have. Come pick up your kid now." Damn.

So then it began. Upon arriving home I immediately locked Andres in the garage until I could come up with a plan.

Here we go........my plan:

I know for a fact, and no one can tell me any different, that there is a hummingbird behind this. I don't know how she managed it....but she did.......

So as of today, everything is calm on the homefront after a night of frantically washing every item in sight that would touch a head of hair. A brother of the accused was discovered to have them also, so it ended up being a one two punch. Luckily, the parents were unaffected

Thank God.

The two will remain at home today for another comb through before being released back into the wild. All I need at this point is some fur, a tail and a tree to sit in and I could easily be mistaken for one of those monkeys you see tending to her young on the Animal Planet.

So, in my head, I hear Barbara's voice telling me "don't worry. We have everything under control. The perp has been caught and is sitting in jail right now." However, in my ear, I hear her say something to the effect of "head check....classroom....lice....Andres..." I'm not sure what else she said because at that point I lost consciousness as my head slammed into my desk.

You. have. to. be. freaking. kidding. me.

I told her, "I've never heard of anyone named Andres." She told me, "yes, you have. Come pick up your kid now." Damn.

So then it began. Upon arriving home I immediately locked Andres in the garage until I could come up with a plan.

Here we go........my plan:

I know for a fact, and no one can tell me any different, that there is a hummingbird behind this. I don't know how she managed it....but she did.......

So as of today, everything is calm on the homefront after a night of frantically washing every item in sight that would touch a head of hair. A brother of the accused was discovered to have them also, so it ended up being a one two punch. Luckily, the parents were unaffected

Thank God.

The two will remain at home today for another comb through before being released back into the wild. All I need at this point is some fur, a tail and a tree to sit in and I could easily be mistaken for one of those monkeys you see tending to her young on the Animal Planet.