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Friday, April 30, 2010

You haven't worked right since I've known you. You & your former partner-in-crime have caused me tremendous amounts of stress & false alarms throughout the years, not to mention the expense you cost me in getting pregnant with Sass & Bo. And let's not forget the surprise you caused the last time you decided to work on a whelm right after Bo turned a year old. Need a reminder? We call her Baby Girl.

Now, 4 years later, you decide to start working like clockwork even without medical intervention, which is a first. Need I remind you that #1. three is plenty, thanks #2. I'm too old (in my opinion) and most importantly #3. I have NO uterus & your buddy died 6 years ago.

I thought we had an agreement From the very beginning, I would deal with the inconvenience you caused & in turn you would refrain from subjecting me to any pain. Since January, you have been in breach of contract & delivering sharp pains for like 5 days every a month. I thought I had a freaking cyst. Please cease & desist on the egg-producing. It's too little, too late. And without just cause.

If I didn't think I would become even crazier than I currently am it would effect my lifestyle, I would have you removed & burned at the stake. Please don't make me have to call Dr. H or Ken Nugent. One call, that's all.

Girl, I sort of feel your pain. Ever since I had my tubal after Micah, I can tell you like clockwork when I'm ovulating. It hurts like HECK! Now, prior to said tubal...NOTHING! I hadn't the foggiest. It SUCKS! Here's to hoping you feel better.

I have one left too, the left one as a matter of fact, and while it doesn't do it every month, every once in awhile it causes those same pains. Very frustrating. Makes me wish I would have had both of them removed.

Ouch! So sorry you're in such pain without just cause! I told my hubby recently that I figured that since we were having more babies it was time for the factory to shut down! Go figure ... after a lifetime of irregular cycles and infertility I am regular as clockwork at 51!