Things That Induce Vomiting: NYPD Chopper

So far, it appears all this $10 million helicopter has managed to do is to tell officers on the ground that a guy was dead in his car, and that a modeling shoot was going on on a rooftop. You know, the stuff regular police officers are supposed to figure out on their own, as part of their job, without the benefit of having access to our lives on tape, and on demand, 24/7.

There's also a pinky swear in the article, from the NYPD, that they won't be peeking into our apartments: "We don't invade the privacy of individuals. We only want to observe anything that's going on in public." You know, public places like the inside of your car and your apartment's rooftop garden.

Right!

In the spirit of testing the claim that I have nothing to fear from this NYPD abomination, I present to you a preview of my soon-to-be launched Chopper T-shirt line,

To: NYPD Chopper

Logo 1:

To: NYPD chopper

If you can see

THIS(goes over bust area)

You're a dirty pervert!

Logo 2:

To: NYPD chopper

Buzz off!

Logo 3:

To: NYPD chopper

Got probable cause?

Logo 4:

To: NYPD chopper

With love [NOT]!

So, if you live in the city, or plan to visit, what will your message to the NYPD chopper be?