So I took my daughter to a GameWorks here in Ybor City (Tampa, FL) and I noticed as we were walking in that there is a -Dianetics Stress Center- a.k.a. Scientology Cult-Brainwashing Guild across the street.

Then it hit me, why don't we have a church? A place where we can meet and greet and share in our bounty?

This got me wondering, how many of us are there? Could we legitimize this religion in the United States? I think all you have to do is pay $20 bucks or something and you can become ordained in whatever religion you want. I want to be known as the "Skipper of Free Thought" and head my congregation on a weekly pillage of the local coffee shop... or something.

Plus, it would be a tax write off!

ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

I am a legally ordained Minister of the Church of the flying Spaghetti Monster and YES, my Dog Tags do in fact have Pastafarian as my "Religious Preference."