1. Didn't make a living by ripping off his customers
2. Didn't out himself as a fraud for his entire career after selling out
3. Has a legit trophy wife
4. Isn't full of bullshit
5. Understands technology
6. Is still relevant
7. Has a successful tv show
8. Enjoys his kids
9. Wouldn't lose a "bully battle" to a message board dedicated to him

1. Didn't make a living by ripping off his customers
2. Didn't out himself as a fraud for his entire career after selling out
3. Has a legit trophy wife
4. Isn't full of bullshit
5. Understands technology
6. Is still relevant
7. Has a successful tv show
8. Enjoys his kids
9. Wouldn't lose a "bully battle" to a message board dedicated to him