so a lifetime of it would be a struggle. Pig is the obvious choice as you can have bacon, gammon, sausages, pork chops, belly of pork, pork shoulder etc - all very different. I'd probably just use the opportunity to go veg to be honest.

sure cow is good, sometimes incredible, but 2 things: what if you don't have much money? that shit is expensive. and when you get older, enjoy becoming a vegetarian when your doc tells you 'no red meat'

pork is not only affordable, but it comes in healthier options, and in a variety of tastes and textures to suit a wide range of meals.