It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I’m not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right?

No matter. We’ll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.

“Pretty brave to wear white pants for a team known for shitting themselves in the big moment.” -LemonJello“I haven’t seen a Meredith end up in tears like that since that episode of Family Ties when Alex got hooked on amphetamines.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly“Pictured here is the feared LA Ripple.” -Game Time Decision feat. Duchess“HA FUCKING HA” -Unsurprised“‘Can’t do that from your knees, Kap!’ –Jerry Jones ‘“Since when do you call me ‘Kap’?’ –Girl sucking Jerry Jones’s cock” -BrettFavresColonoscopy“Haven’t seen a white man fool a Redskin that badly since John Rolfe said, ‘Don’t worry, it’ll just be the tip.'” -SonOfSpam“Getting a pick six is almost as tough as counting to six these days.” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers“The last Rutgers student to hit anything that hard was Tyler Clementi.” -nomonkeyfun

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