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Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid, and has applied to be a TeleTubby stand-in?

Jerry et al., thanks for a great year of fun & laughs (minus the latest donkey jokes, those are on par with the 3 stooges ...must be male to appreciate, I guess).

Happy New Year's to all!

*********************************************************Joe takes his visiting Scottish cousin to a baseball game. Baseball is new to the Scot, so Joe is explaining the game as it goes. The visiting team's pitcher throws four bad pitches, and the batter tosses his bat toward the dugout and strolls to first. The Scot jumps up and shouts: "Run, man, run!". Joe pulls him down and explains: "No, he gets to walk, he has four balls." The Scot jumps up and shouts: "Walk with pride, man, walk with pride!"

As we mark a new year, I have to say that is incredibly moving that you folks are still having fun on this thread, and have made it into one of the most epic mega threads I have ever seen. Thanks for the laughs.

Here's to another year of jokes, cartoons, bad puns, and good funs!!

(did I just do that?)

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Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.

I think that Groot fella sent me this list, but for the life of me I can't remember who he is!

I think it's that JERRY gets so many emails from so many people, that when he reads the "list" he can't remember, & anybody would have trouble remembering, who sent you the "list"!Here's something one should keep track of, or there is going to be some "explaining to do"! . . . wink!