Mustache Wall Clock

Does your clock have a face? Well, if you have the Kit-Cat Clock hanging on your wall, then it does. But if you’ve got the Mustache Wall Clock instead, then all you’ve got is a clock with no face, just a mustache.

The Mustache Wall Clock is a simple but quirky clock that reminds you that you don’t have to take life so seriously, because heck, you’ve got a clock with a mustache for crying out loud! It could also serve as a constant reminder for you to shave or to buy some Pringles (it kind of reminds me of Mr. Pringles’s mustache.)

Mustache Wall Clock

The perfect clock for a mancave

Features a dark brown mustache on a brown face with contrasting white hands

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