Mar 9, 2012

In which I attempt to emulate a Jester

Well, I tried a logical seeming experiment(disguising as Redlight), a risky but theoretically sound experiment(Super Soakers are fun), and now I'm thinking it's about time I try something ridiculously stupid... for kicks. Because why the hell not? It's not like I can honestly make myself that much more fucked than I already am, so screw it, let's be crazy.

Going under the assumption that the Construct is a memetic entity, bound subconsciously by rules set by the memes and other nonsense surrounding him, then theoretically he could be affected by exploitation of said memes. This is pretty much old news and we've been over tulpa being pretty much nonsense before, but we're being irrational right now, so lets just take a whack at this pinata again and see if anything new falls out. Now I could just do the old $20 gag, but I feel like I'd be stealing someone else's gig by doing that, so we're going to take things a step further into the inner realms of 4chan and hit this fucker with the most powerful element of uncontrolled madness I can think of.

So I've started walking around with a set of My Little Pony figurines and wearing a Friendship is Magic t-shirt everywhere I go. During my next encounter with the Construct, I intend to observe whether or not these ponies have any effect in either repelling or attracting it. Probably by throwing them at him, but I haven't quite decided on that yet. May have to wing it.

In any case, should the ponies prove effective in repelling it, then I would theorize that either the stronger meme does indeed possess the strength to counteract the weaker one... OR that the inherit symbolic properties of FRIENDSHIP contained within the figurines is enough of a positive emotion surge that the negative influence of the Construct is overwhelmed. However, should they instead cause the Construct to become further attracted to myself, or the figurines themselves, then I must speculate that the Construct is a Closet Brony and that the key to defeating him lies in the production of a significant enough number of muffins. (I am now also carrying around a small supply of emergency muffins.)

In the event that these ponies have absolutely no identifiable effect on the Construct, then I shall deem this experiment a total failure... though not necessarily a waste of time. As I will have most certainly gotten a great deal of amusement out of the testing procedures. And provided I escape with my life, that's good enough for me. A barrel of laughs for us all.

...however, I have decided that I am keeping Rainbow Dash.
Don't judge me.

...What?Gargoyle, did you suffer from any kind of brain injury while I was gone?I mean... do you SERIOUSLY think this will work? You do realize how STUPID this is, don't you? Because it's REALLY fucking stupid. I mean, GOD...

You know what? Fuck it. If you wanna kill yourself, you might as well go out with a laugh. Wish you luck and if you survive (which I doubt), keep updated.

I believe I was referring to all the smart plans that others have come up with (e.g. the Winter solstice, the Core Theory, whatever the hell Robert Sagel tried to do) that all failed. If those theories failed, why not try a little absurdity? Or a lot of absurdity?

You're honestly discouraging this? If he hugs the Slender man, I'm throwing a bucket of Periwinkle on him. Not because it jumps the shark. But because we all know he doesn't like hugs, only bribery of money. Where do you think the 20 dollas gag came from?

I try to keep her away from TV, mostly. She doesn't really have an interest anyway. And it wasn't so much that she didn't think anyone could be that stupid as she didn't think someone I'd respect would be that stupid.

Here's a serious out of the box thought for you.Drink a gallon of lighter fluid and then swallow a match. You'll never see the slenderman again. In fact you won't have to worry about anything ever again after that.

Ah, "fire that's closest kept burns most of all." What a wonderful idea. Except, here, let me improve upon it for you: I shall keep a mouthful of lighter fluid, then light a match, then blow the fluid into your face.

I am not a moron. I know you are sardonic when I am sincere. But here, why not try another quote: "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

No hate. I think we both have good points here. I'm a jerk and you... should talk less? I dont know. Either way,May you find your fight and may you have a beautiful death.Or in your words, "Go and dree your weird."

Oh and I want a new scorekeeper. I really felt I should have won that one.

It was a close call, and to be perfectly fair The Skeptic had the advantage of commenting first and more frequently against Elaine. However there will no doubt be plenty of other oppurtunities to show off your trolling abilities.