Trixie, I find everything you posted about this guy in this thread, and Kirby using his expert knowledge on how to crush the soul of awkward young men, EXTREMELY amusing.

08-28-2013, 06:49 PM

Henri

^agreed

08-28-2013, 06:51 PM

trixie

I guess I might have found this guy amusing. IF HE HADN'T LATCHED ON TO ME.

08-28-2013, 06:51 PM

Kirby

Make sure that it doesn't come off like you did this on purpose, as you said that might encourage him more thinking you have listened to him, say you just happened to see it on TV or something.

08-28-2013, 06:52 PM

trixie

I didn't say I'll try it, but thanks for the tip Kirbx.

08-28-2013, 06:58 PM

Solly

Just be honest

Or, alternatively, do what I did and throw up on them when they won't leave you alone

08-28-2013, 07:00 PM

trixie

I'm going to try indirect ways first. If they don't work, I suppose I'll have to be direct with him.

08-28-2013, 07:01 PM

trixie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solly

do what I did and throw up on them when they won't leave you alone

Ew. What, that actually happened?

08-28-2013, 07:01 PM

Kirby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solly

Just be honest

Or, alternatively, do what I did and throw up on them when they won't leave you alone

^

08-28-2013, 07:13 PM

Solly

Quote:

Originally Posted by trixie

Ew. What, that actually happened?

Yeah, she wouldn't leave me alone even after I explicitly asked, and she wrote "[name] loves you" in perma marker all over a bunch of my posters. Then one night I was hammered and she was in the way to the washroom. I tried to get by but she kept getting in my way. So I decided "fuck it". Never spoke to me again.

08-28-2013, 07:20 PM

Kirby

seems like a good plan Z if you need one Trixie

well plan Y, Z is you kill him ;)

08-28-2013, 07:23 PM

Henri

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solly

Yeah, she wouldn't leave me alone even after I explicitly asked, and she wrote "[name] loves you" in perma marker all over a bunch of my posters. Then one night I was hammered and she was in the way to the washroom. I tried to get by but she kept getting in my way. So I decided "fuck it". Never spoke to me again.

That's... that's... I can't even right now, I'll get back to you.

STAY FOCUSED HERE PEDPLE! OPERATION RESCUE FAIRY IS A GO.

08-28-2013, 07:45 PM

trixie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirby

seems like a good plan Z if you need one Trixie

well plan Y, Z is you kill him ;)

hahaha

08-28-2013, 07:46 PM

Solly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henri

That's... that's... I can't even right now, I'll get back to you.

that's exactly what she said

08-28-2013, 07:52 PM

Lord

just tell him bluntly and cut him out. it's the only answer when it comes to these kids who just don't understand

08-28-2013, 07:53 PM

Lord

Quote:

Originally Posted by God

Trixie, I find everything you posted about this guy in this thread, and Kirby using his expert knowledge on how to crush the soul of awkward young men, EXTREMELY amusing.

kirby's first post in this thread was the unintentional stuff of legend

08-28-2013, 08:20 PM

Henri

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solly

that's exactly what she said

She never did get back to you did she...?

08-29-2013, 05:45 AM

trixie

Haha

08-29-2013, 06:03 AM

Hicky

I think you have to learn to be mean. I get that you thrive off being nice but there will be situations in your life when you will have to be a bastard to people, and this seems like one of them. Just say to him, "I think the way you're interacting with me and the persistence that you're interacting me is really disturbing and I'd appreciate it if you just left me in peace for a while." So you can make the time period that he has to leave you alone not necessarily 'forever' - just enough to shock him. You could pretend you're having a crisis and you REALLY just want him to leave you alone because the best way for you to deal with it is to be left alone. Say something relatively mean to him but not holistically mean just to shock him and make him think about the way he communicates with you, and I'd say eventually he will grow up.

08-29-2013, 06:04 AM

Hicky

I mean, he'll become a little more meek

08-29-2013, 06:05 AM

Hicky

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more like carried you off to a secluded place... wooded area... or a torture dungeon.... possibly even a torture dungeon in a wooded area.

i thought this post was pretty good, well done Henri

08-29-2013, 10:45 AM

Henri

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hicky

I think you have to learn to be mean. I get that you thrive off being nice but there will be situations in your life when you will have to be a bastard to people, and this seems like one of them. Just say to him, "I think the way you're interacting with me and the persistence that you're interacting me is really disturbing and I'd appreciate it if you just left me in peace for a while." So you can make the time period that he has to leave you alone not necessarily 'forever' - just enough to shock him. You could pretend you're having a crisis and you REALLY just want him to leave you alone because the best way for you to deal with it is to be left alone. Say something relatively mean to him but not holistically mean just to shock him and make him think about the way he communicates with you, and I'd say eventually he will grow up.

This. Entirely this. Give off the aura that you are going through something, just don't mention the fact that you are. Don't say crisis. He will stick with you through it if you do because all you need to get through it is that guy.