[Meanwhile in another world]
Mario: (hits Luigi with fireball)
Luigi: (bashes coins out of Mario)
Mario: Hey those are my coins you f**kin thief! (uses Mario cyclone on Luigi)
Luigi: So?! All you ever use them for is buying more food to fill yer fat@$$ gut (bashes more coins out of Mario)
Mario: Shut up! (throws Luigi off the stage)
Luigi: (gets back up) Ha! (knocks Mario skyward)
Mario: (airborne in the background) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Luigi: That takes care of him (eats lasanga)
[Meanwhile on the Great Fox]
Fox: (Reflects Yoshi's egg back at him) Nope
Yoshi: (gets hit by egg) You and your Cheap@$$ shield! (headbutts Fox)
Fox: (flys back) Ah S**t! (uses fire fox on Yoshi)
Yoshi: (gets burned and knocked skyward and blasted by Arwing lasers)
Fox: (taunts) Humph!
Yoshi: (Gets back on the Great Fox) F**k off (stomps down on Fox)
Fox: (gets stomped on and flys skyward) Damn you Yoshi!!

[inside the bar]
Cait Sith: chalk up another win for Greg/Cloud the making it 4:0
Aeris: You won again cloud (runs over to him)
Tifa: Back off he's mine!!
Aeris: Dream on bi**h
Tifa: Ho!!
Aeris: Slut!!
Tifa: Lesbo!!
Aeris: Whore!!
Tifa: I told you these are real!!
Aeris: Yeah..real FAKE!
(they start fighting)

[back in the SSB world]
Mario: (grabs a fireflower and burns Luigi)
Luigi: (burned) AHH!! Can't you do anything better fat boy?!
Mario: Yes I can you @$$hole! (bashes several coins out of him 2 times)
Luigi: HEY!
Mario: There mine now!
Luigi: You fat@$$ slob all you ever do is eat!
Mario: Gee! What tipped you off Sherlock?! (knocks Luigi off the stage)

[back in the bar]
Aeris/Tifa: (still fighting)
Cloud: Knock it off you two!
Aeris/Tifa: Sorry Cloud..
Cait's Friend: (walks in holding a tequila bottle) Tequila Man!
Barret: Who the hell let this foo' in here
Cid: Not Me!
Emmy: I let him in here!
Cid/Barret: oh
Emmy: Dave gave me permission to use him
Cait's Friend: Tequila Man! (starts drinking the Tequila in the bar)
Tifa: Ah s**t (runs in there to stop him)

[Back in the other place at Congo Jungle]
Kirby: Hey Monkey man! Get down here so I can kick yer @$$!!
DK: HA! (tosses a barrel at Kirby)
Kirby: (dodges) And another thing!! Get some deoderant for yer armpits cause you smell like S**t!!!!
DK: (beats on his chest and stomps around)
[floor Breaks]
DK: (falls off on top of kirby)
Kirby: Oh s**t! (gets crushed)

[in FF7 world]
Cait's Friend: Tequila Man! (drinking a bottle of tequila)
Barret: Well at least that damn foo' didn't clean out the bar
Steve: (runs in drinking beer as usual) Damn I'm almost out! Oh well (runs into the bar hand starts helping himself to a bunch of 6 packs)
Cait's Friend: (goes back in the bar and starts drinking all the Tequila)
Tifa: NOOOOOOOOOO!! MY TEQUILA!! MY BEER!! (does the Cloud Strife Freakout)

[in FF7 world]
(ground starts shaking)
Cid: Dammit can somebody tell me what the hell's goin on here
Greg: How?! Were just as baffled as you are

[everything gets bright as hell in both worlds]

[a few minutes later]
Cloud: (wakes up) Damn what Happened?
Cait Sith: (wakes up) and where did all this come from?!
Mario: (wakes up) Ohh mya head!!
Everyone: (wake up)
Vincent/Fox: Whoa two worlds were just put together!
Cait Sith/Yoshi: Gee! What tipped you off Sherlock?!
Kirby: (appears)
Mario: what the hell happened to you?!
Kirby: what the hell does it look like?! I was just crushed by that big ape DK
Mario: (laughs)
Kirby: Shut Up fat @$$ (kicks Mario in the nuts)
Mario: (screams in a high pitched voice)
Everyone: (laughs at Mario)
Kirby: and get some f**kin deroderant for yer damn armpits DK
DK: Shut the hell up or taste my secret weapon!
Kirby: (sarcastic voice) and what the hell would that be?!
DK: THIS! (lifts up armpit)
Kirby: Oh S**t!!! (dies from the fume)
Everyone else: (puts on a gas mask and laughs at Kirby)
DK: (puts deoderant under armpit)
Luigi: Dammit why didn't do that before?!
DK: Cause I wanted to shut his little mushroom @$$ up
Everyone: (takes of the gas mask)
Cid: What the hell's going on?!
Cloud: 2 worlds became 1 that's that
Barret: How the f**k did it happen
Red: Probably cause all of us were fighting
Cid: Bulls**t the only fighting here were Tifa and Aeris as usual
Aeris and Tifa: Shut Up Cid! (start duking it out again)
5 minutes later..
Aeris & Tifa: (stop)
Cid: God Dammit do they have to get in a fight at the f**kin drop of a pin?!
(Pin drops)
Aeris & Tifa: (start fighting again)
Avalanche: (laughing their heads off)
Mario: Everyone in our group were fighting
Luigi: Yeah cause you keep stuffing your fat @$$ with pasta
Mario: Shut up you F**kin dork! (crushes Luigi with his blubber)
Luigi: (gets KO'd again)
Cid: What the hell's his problem anyway?!
Mario: He's mad cause I appear in more games that's why and he can't get enough pasta
Fox: Because your always jamming it down yer f**kin fat @$$!
Mario: Shut the Hell Up! (raises blubber over Fox)
Fox: (whistles and a forklift comes in stopping Mario's blubber from falling) Ha!
Mario: (blubber breaks the forklift and sends it backwards) HA!
Fox: What the f**k!! (jumps out of the way)
Kirby: (appears) Ha! I survived DK's arm pits! (gets run over by a forklift) ah crap.. (dies aagin)
DK: (gets hit by the forklift)
Fox: and another thing go on diet fat @$$
Mario: Shut the hell up gay@$$! (tosses fireballs at fox)
Fox: (dodges) what the hell was that?!!!
DK: (knocks forklift away) FOX YOU LITTLE !@%$%#$^%^%&@%^!%!$#^%!$#^@%#^@^!#$!#$^!^!#$^!!^!#%^#%^@!#^@!#%^@^@^@%#^#$%^@^@%^@#^@%^%^@!#%!$^$^*&*^#$#%^$%^%#$$@#^#$%@#$%@#$%#$%@#$%@#%#$%@#$@%@#$%@$!#@$%$#%#$%!#%%!$%!$%!#$%$#!%!$#%#@$@#^%^#&%^&%&**$*$&%*$@(#*$(@*#$(%*#@($*%(@!*%(@*%(*^(^*!#$%(!#@^%!#$(P*$(#*%!(*@$*%!#$*^#($*%!)#P$*%#$%^#$^#$^!#*^)!#*%!#($$*^%#!($*^(!#*$^%!*#$*%!#*$*%(!#$*%P!#P(%*#$#*$(%#$P*%#!P$*%!#P*$P%*#$(**(#^*!@(#*$%*@#(^#(%*^*@#P%^* PANSEY @$$!!!! (winds up fist)
Fox: oh s**t... (gets blown into space)
Red: Whoa DK pulled a Cid
Cid: Damn right
Mario: So where the hell are we
Cloud: Inside Tifa's new 7th Heaven Bar
Greg: Where we were playing Super Smash Bros until this happened
Yoshi: Super Smash Bros?
Cloud: See for yourself (hands them a controller)

[a few minutes later]
Everyone: (wake up)
Kirby: (walks back in) I'm getting sick and tired of this
Mario: Then keep yer damn mouth shut already!
Caits Friend: Tequila Man!
Kirby: Shut Up fat @$$!!!
Caits Friend: Tequila Man!
Kirby: You gotta problem Brooze Boy (kicks him)
Caits Friend: Tequila Man..
Kirby: Shut Up! (kicks him again and hits him with his own Tequila bottle)
Cait Friend: (gets pissed)
Kirby: Stupid drunk @$$ piece of s**t!
Caits Friend: DRUNKEN RAGE!! (takes the Tequila bottle and hits Kirby over the head with it 15 times)
Kirby: (is knocked unconscious)
Avalanche: (jaws drop in surprise)
Yoshi: (laughing at Kirby) Serves Ya right! Ya stupid @$$!!
Vincent: Now maybe he'll think twice from now on (thinking "Yeah right")
Yuffie: (appears) It's about time I said something!!
Emmy: Come to think of it some other characters never appeared yet..oh well!
(Cpt Falcon, Samus, and Link walk in)
C Falcon: I'm here
Samus: Does anybody care
Link: No
(fox appears)
DK: What the hell happened to you?!
Fox: I got attacked by that gay @$$ pansey Star Wolf! Then a meteor killed him and the rest of his team, then Andross came in only to be hit by the meteor and killed when a comet collided with it and both got sucked into some black hole
Cloud: hey anyone up for some more Super Smash Bros
Mario: Yea
Greg: You bet
Luigi: I'm in
Yoshi: I'll help Cait Sith score keep
Cloud: okay any idea what set up we should play first
Emmy: How about this...Stock of 20, Damage at 200% and for items very high appearance with only Bomb-omb's and Hearts and the stage is the Great Fox.
Cloud: Ok (sets it up)
[during round 3]
Cloud: {as Ness} (blows luigi off the stage with a bomb)
Mario: Ha Ha!
Greg: {as DK} (blows mario off the stage with a bomb)
Mario: Mama Mia!
Cait Sith: This one goes to Cloud/Greg making it 3
Yoshi: to 0!!
Mario: lets try another set up
Emmy: Ok..Items no appearance, Damage 100%, stock 10, stage:Congo Jungle.
[after the set up]
Cloud: {Kirby} (copies luigi)
Luigi: Hey..no fair
Cloud: Too bad (hits Luigi w/a few fire balls then grabs him and slams him off the stage)
Luigi: Dammit!
Greg: {Falcon} (knocks Mario off with a Falcon Dive)
Mario: Damn you win again
(just then the typo demon enters)
TD: (goes over to a corner and starts molesting himself)
Everyone: WHAT THE F**K?!
Steve: How the Hell can you molest yerself?!
Barret: Whoa! That foo' Steve finally said sumthin smart
Steve: Say what?
Barret: Nevermind
Caits Friend: Tequila Man!
Cloud: Forget it lets just get back to the game
[after the 2nd round]
Cait Sith : It's Cloud/Greg 2
Yoshi: and Mario/Luigi 0
TD: (starts molesting a stick)
Cloud: what next?
Emmy: Try this...Stock 15, Items: Pokeballs and Hearts and the Stage is Saffron City
[during round 4]
Luigi: Ha! You ain't knocking me off this time! (charges after Fox)
Cloud: {Fox} So?! I don't have to anyway! (an electrode comes out by Luigi and explodes)
Luigi: God Dammit! (gets blown off the stage..yet again)
Greg: {Blue Mario} This is too easy! (tosses pokeball and Blastoise comes out and uses his Hydro Pump)
Mario: oh s**t (get blasted off the stage like a wuss)
Cloud: We won again! (high fives Greg)
Cait Sith: That's Cloud/Greg 4
Yoshi: and Mario/Luigi a big fat 0!!
TD: (starts Molesting a yellow hamster)
Pikachu: (starts molesting TD)
Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! (pukes all over TD and Pikachu)
Mario: Well what do we do now
TD: Hey Everybody! Let's lets get horn- (suddenly gets a spear shoved up the @$$) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs around screaming in a stupid @$$ voice like a f**kin idiot)
Vincent: Enough of this stupid s**t!! (tranforms into Chaos) SATAN SLAM (hits TD with flaming skulls)
TD: (goes flying right out the building)
Vincent: Now the evil molesting demon from hell is gone!
Everyone: (cheers)
Tifa/Aeris: Stop fighting
Cid: What the hell took ya so long?!
Red: That's a record..through almost the whole story
Yoshi: Well what there to do now to finish off this day
Greg: I have an idea

[later outside the bar]
Greg: (shouts)Everyone set?
AVALANCHE & SSB: Yep
Cloud: Ok then..It'll be Steve vs Kirby!
Everyone else: (takes a seat on the side)
(fight begins)
Steve: (runs at Kirby but winds up tripping over him instead)
Kirby: Hey!! Watch it fat@$$!!
Steve: Fat?! Whos fat? (gets up)
Kirby: You are dumb@$$! (kicks him)
Steve: Ah! (drops beer on kirbys head)
Kirby: ah crap (gets beer on his head)
Steve: (takes out a match, lights it and drops it on kirbys head)
Kirby: AHHHHHHHHH! (runs around screaming like a f**kin idiot)
Steve: I like my marshmellows burnt
Kirby: Shut Up!!! (gets steve on fire)
Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (running around like a stupid @$$) Is it me or is it getting a little warm? (trips and rolls on the ground putting the fire out)
Kirby: (turns all black) Dammit! (shakes off the smoke and ash)
Steve: (charges at Kirby while screaming like a jungle boy)
Kirby: (starts laughing his head off)
Steve: (trips over his foot and falls on Kirby)
Kirby: (gets crushed..yet again)
Everyone else: (laughing their heads off)
Yoshi: Steve won that one easy!
Greg: Yep

Emmy: Before closing I just wanna say some of the characters I pick on in the story I don't hate they just came to mind when I was fighting them as computer opponents. Also the settings I gave for Super Smash Bros Vs mode before are some of my favorites(hint hint..try them out yourself to see if you like them) and that's it.