Check Out The New Teaser Trailer For Christopher Nolan’s Next Star Studded Film ‘Interstellar’

The chances that Christopher Nolan’s next project, Interstellar, will be a hit carry better odds than winning the Mega Millions jackpot, no matter the plot. It doesn’t hurt that the film features an all star cast being shot into space to save the planet. From Indiewire:

What we do know thus far is that the movie involves a bunch of beautiful Hollywood people — Matthew McConaughey, Jessica Chastain, Michael Caine, Anne Hathaway, Casey Affleck, Bill Irwin, Ellen Burstyn, John Lithgow, Wes Bentley, Mackenzie Foy, Timothee Chalamet, Topher Grace, David Oyelowo and Matt Damon — traveling through a wormhole. But it could it be that Nolan’s film is basically the $200 million dollar version of “At Any Price”?

According to the Ford Macleod Gazette (located in Alberta, where the movie is shooting, so not just some random story), they describe the plot thusly: “Set in the future, the movie details the toll climate change has taken on agriculture, with corn the last crop to be cultivated. The scientists embark on a journey through a worm hole into other dimensions in search of somewhere other crops can be grown.”

I think it could be about McConaughey traveling through different wormholes in search of a comfortable shirt and I’d still watch it. Especially following the dialogue in the video:

We’ve always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments, these moments when we dared to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. And perhaps we’ve just forgotten that we are still pioneers and we’ve barely begun. And that are greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, as our destiny lies above us.

The film is set to hit theaters in November 2014 and I have high hopes. I’ve really enjoyed the last two non-Batman Nolan films, The Prestige and Inception, so I can only hope this follows suit.

So, here’s what we know from the trailer: 1) Nolan is really good at finding old clips of historical moments. 2) it’s in the future, but Matthew McConaughey drives a shitty-ass truck from 1963. 3) there’s a rocket ship in it. 4) Also, corn. (Which, by the way, if you guyz didn’t know, is totes like the worst crop for the environment…like…ever.)

“Set in the future, the movie details the toll climate change has taken on agriculture, with corn the last crop to be cultivated. The scientists embark on a journey through a worm hole into other dimensions in search of somewhere other crops can be grown. But what they find is a planet full of hyper intelligent raptors.As the crew delves deeper in the mystery of where dinosaurs truly came from they will find a strength within themselves they never knew they had. Also lesbians”

First of all, corn needs great soil and an ideal climate to harvest. If “global warming,” which I write in the middle of one of the coldest December’s on record, is true (it’s not) then corn would be fucked. It needs great soil to grow well and burns up if too hot. Wheat, on the other hand, grows where there’s a half-ways decent farmer to grow it. I love Nolan, but I hate when anyone tries to stuff this global warming shit down my throat as a major plot point when my nuts have crept inside my body it’s so cold.

@Business Ape…calm the fuck down and stop bitching about a movie that you’ve literally seen 10 seconds of. Most of that trailer was just historical clips. Also, quit trying to out-nerd everyone here with your global warming fancy schmancy talk.