Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Talk About The Marriage Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled to the City By The Bay to attend a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

The sold out concert was held at The Veni, Vedi, Vici Coliseum. Afterwards the couple had dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse where they were the guests of noted California bountyhunter Clem "The Dirty Dog" Blottomax.

As they were leaving they were approached by Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk. He asked them about the rumor that the two had decided to get married down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico during the Christmas holidays.

Somerhalder started coughing and sneezing and said that he hadn't heard that one. Nina remarked that she had read it on the Internet on Wanda Y. Hollyfauster's blog this past Sunday.

A surprised Somerhalder asked her why she had not told him about it. She smiled and remarked that she had told him but that he was so immersed in watching the San Francisco 49ers - St.Louis Rams game that he did not pay attention.

She then told him that he hadn't even heard her say that she wanted to engage in a bit of the horizontal hula.

Ian apologized to her and said that he can see now why she said no when he asked her to marry him a month ago.

Nina got a tremendously surprised look on her face and remarked that she does not remember him asking her to marry him much less her rejecting him.

He said he asked her when she was watching an episode of The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

SIDENOTE: Both Somerhalder and Dobrev have agreed to pay attention to each other a little bit more than they have been lately. Nina quipped that if they don't they run the risk of ending up like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; fighting all the damn time.

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