Introducing The "Abyss", a minimalist Tron blue and white Japanese inspired LED watch from the last syllable of recorded time which gives its wearer the ability to gaze into the abyss and thereby come face to face with the true nature of his or her own being. What's more, The "Abyss" allows you to experience reality in four dimensions as The Tralfamadorians do and as a result have total access to past, present, and future; and be able to perceive any point in time at will.

You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though the "Abyss" embodies Eye of Sauron style and Nietzschean design with its miasmic blue oyster cult numerals swirling about not a void, but loneliness, like millions of Protoss warrior-priests from Starcraft III battling Beelzebub's black winged minions, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!

Instead of pressing buttons like other LED watches, the "Abyss" relays temporal information with a tap of the screen - YES, the "Abyss" is a touchscreen Japanese LED watch (In some star systems such technology is banned under the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012. Please check with your Federation Council before purchasing). The "Abyss" stays broodingly dark like Conradian Darkness Heart until you tap its crystal surface upon which the screen explodes with blue and white LED pixies like a thousand baby Bruce Springsteens dancing in the dark against a thousand Billy Idols dancing with themselves in a River Dance to the Death! To adjust the time, keep your finger on the "Abyss" crystal surface for a few seconds to enter hour and minute change mode.

In fact, when you start wearing the "Abyss" you may find yourself getting Facebook friend requests from the greatest wizards of our time like Merlin, Gandalf, and even the great Max Power himself! Yes, Max Power a name [that] sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone! Befriend them all and in doing so you will be the greatest sorcerer ever known and Jo Murray may even write a book about you!

David Hasselhoff and Napolean Dynamite (yes, he was previously fond of his Casio until he saw The Abyss) are said to be Abyss" owners, as are James Cameron (Do you have to ask why?), Shaft, Alan Moore, Sigmund Freud, Anne Rice, William Gibson, and Sonny (Cher on the other hand does not wear the "Abyss" as she prefers The Andromeda). In reality, this watch is perfect for Banned Diggers, Farmville Champions, Rednecks, Socialites, Hippies, Hipsters, Hip Replacement Hipsters, WWF Fans, Vegans, Freegans, Fans of Sara and Tegan, anyone who has watched Matrix 3 more than 10 times (all two of you), anyone who knows the complete lyrics to Na Na Hey Hey by Bananarama, and anyone who is a somebody.

Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 5x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits! Unlike other online stores where you'll have to wait several weeks before you receive your "Abyss" Watch, order your LED watch from Chinavasion today and we'll express ship it out tomorrow. That way you can be the first to offer your customers this amazing Japanese LED touchscreen watch!

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Package Contents

Blue LED Touchscreen Watch

User Manual

Gift Box

FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

How do I change the time on this watch? Press your finger to the screen and wait a few seconds. After displaying the time, the watch will go blank and the current hourly setting will blink. Upon confirming the correct hour, you will be allowed to change the minute settings as well.

How long will the batteries last? The batteries should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date information is only displayed when you want.

The description of the product was a bit too melodramatic.Businessmen requires only the specific details.Inspirational writing should trigger a void of necessity on the end buyer to crave for the merchandise.Poetry,wit..etc doesn't rhyme well with business.if i hadnt read the prosaic diarhhea i wouldnt have felt odd to place this order.the person who wrote is an excellent writer of prolapsed prose.would love to know the person.I LOVE CHINA.Cheerio Infinito

Bought this recently for a friend's birthday and was hoping he rejects it as i would get to wear it instead :), great choice and a unique experience.....good customer service, chose cheapest postal service and even though it took 15-20 days, it arrived in a perfect condition and the customer service were very helpful....full marks to product, delivery and service...will be ordering several other items for me and family/friends

Buy it and buy it now!!! Or wait, don't buy it, that way I have the kewlest watch on the planet

The absolute kewlest watch I have ever owned, Chinavasion built and shipped this watch quickly and at reasonable shipping rates to the USA, the watch is as advertised 100%, the gift box was nicer than the one pictured. I have had this only a few days and people ask me about it all the time now. I thought it might be hard to read, but once you are used to how it display time, it is easier than any normal watch and most other LED watches. If you like time, like LED's and are a geek, you will LOVE this watch!!! Now if it integrated an iPhone with it, I would be in heaven. (Joking, Apple, Inc. would never allow it)