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Jonathan Pettibone is having a really good spring. He’s 3-0 with a 3.41 ERA and, last night, took FOX’s (and Villanova’s!) Kacie McDonnell to Chase Utley’s All-Star Animals Casino Night. Welcome to the Bigs, Jon. I’ll refrain from making a “Pethisbone at the animals event” double entendre joke here.

Meanwhile, here a few other pics from the event. I’m usually there to take some of my own, but was busy making fun of LeSean McCoy on The Great Sports Debate (THURSDAYS AT 7 ON THE COMCAST NETWORK!). And let’s just leave Cole alone about smiling after getting shellacked by the Indians. Just take a look to his left, nod your head and say, “Oh, OK– I get it, Cole. Smile away.”

Jees, Cole! Make these fans happy and just fall on your sword and end it all. You can’t have a life when you’re not pitching up to standards. Blame the Phillies for Cole’s contract. They offered it, he signed it. He thought he was being traded. Let’s just run him out of town and be done with it!

Ah, she has followed so many athletes. Nice to see she’s been onto him since the minors. It’s the way to go. Get someone young and naive enough to think she isn’t a cleat-chaser — because then it makes her seem like she’s less into the money, yet, as a prospect she knows it’s *possssssible* he may make it to the big club. And it only helps her promote her instagram and twitter selfies she loves so much. She knows how to play the game well. Most women who only are attracted to athletes know this.