Well, since he can't get behind the wheel of the large-assed Ferrari, he just had to find a — umm, different — way of experiencing it.

You know, as in he's reviewing it from the passenger seat.

We still feel bad that Ferrari hated our story so much that they banned Harris from driving one of the prancing stallion badge-emblazoned supercars ever again, but not as bad as I'd feel if I owned a Ferrari and found out that their PR team was potentially perpetrating a fraud.

But, you know, whatever. Watch his "review" by clicking through below:

I told the blokes here at Jalopnik I was pissed at Ferrari and wanted to tell a few people. They said I could do it here. Stay with me, this might take a while.
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