From breastfeeding to social media, society worships at the altar of cleavage, but as soon as those little brown nips make an appearance, everyone starts clutching their collective pearls. Double standard much?

Dudes, on the other hand, are perfectly free to oil up, take off their shirt and sex it up for their Instagram followings at will. Here are some hot and heavy man nipple pics that are way sexier than a comedian topless on horseback making fun of Putin.

Ryan Lochte nipples

A photo posted by Ryanlochte (@ryanlochte) on Feb 20, 2014 at 3:15pm PST

Since he's dumb as a box of rocks, one would have to assume Olympian Ryan Lochte's Instagram followers aren't looking for investment advice. No, they want shirt off and package highlighted just like this Instagram which was A-OK with the powers that be over there.

Joe Manganiello

Bona fide bohunk Joe Manganiello uses his Instagram to keep us all up to date on his latest workout results. Nips everywhere, people.

After checking out a few of the hot sex-drenched posts with men's nipples on full display, it's hard to see why Instagram would deny us content from the likes of of funny lady Handler and Rhianna, everyone's favorite bad girl. Pull it together Instagram and stop trying to censor our lady parts. Everyone's nipples deserve equal treatment and respect.