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monster cocks (and vaginas)

even when one is in a slight dip of mood, there are some things that can make one raise an eyebrow and crack a smile. last night on twitter was one of those (anal beads and brain worms sure make for heady conversation) and this morning when i peeked an eye at the stream and caught a link by tinynibbles on monster cocks.

i was expecting this:

and instead got a little article on fleshlight’s 2011 ode to halloween monster cocks and vaginas. it was quite disturbing funny. checkit >

alien vagina and penis

zombie vagina and penis

cyborg vagina and penis

frankenstein vagina and penis

i dunno why only the alien vagina got a groovy colour and the rest had to stay a candyfloss pink. of course, maybe the alien vagina in pink, with all those bulbous shapes, would’ve looked too diseased to shake one’s peen at. kinda like ALL the penis dildos depicted here.

zombie penis? sheesh.

if i HAD to choose, i’d probably go for cyborg penis. ribbed for extra pleasure and all that. what about you?

A supporter of sex-positive thinking and all-round self-acceptance, Dot has taken to writing and blogging for a kinkier, more sexually enlightened South Africa. It's tough work but someone has to do it. She currently writes a regular column for Women24.com and Balanced Life magazine, and produces bimonthly videocasts for News24Live. She’s written for Cosmo, Marie Claire, Men’s Health, Mail & Guardian and TFG Man, and The Dot Spot segment featured on 5FM and Ballz Radio.