in 3rd grade, my friend asked to use my scholastic book order to order one of those random/mystery book packages (not sure if she didnt have her own book order or whatever) anywho, when the books came.. she got 3 books and one was this cool halloween sticker book and the books where wrapped together in a clear plastic cover

i wanted the halloween book so i opened it and took the book and gave her the 2 books separate, and told her the halloween one was from my random book order

my ex asked if he can move in.. I said no, as usual. he goes on to say if he moves in, I cant have any company and hes gonna sleep in my bed. he said I was fkd up. lol oh well... he said he was going to ikea and I told him to get me something. he sent me a pic of a nice chair from tj maxx and captioned it, this could be yours..

ok bitch

I went out last night and needed my shoe buckled, I took a pic of my date fixing my shoe, no face, and captioned it... this could be you... but you a bald headed ass btch

i was going home after a 12 hr shift and standing next to some fool. i was playing with my phone so i wasn't paying her any mind. we bumped bags cause she didn't stand her wide ass to the side when i got on the train, she looked at me... i looked at her but she didn't say anything.

I only go 2 stops so i didn't sit... a girl gets ready to get off(slapping distance from each other) and wideness point and asks "are you jewish?" the girl take out her earbud and says, yes...why. i wasn't looking up but i could her the smile in her voice. biggie said... no, i just don't like you. Once again, still looking at my phone but i heard the smile in her voice too. The train empties and she walked to an empty seat... smiling and looking around for cosigners. After i got off the train... ilaughed

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