Tactical Kitchenware

Have you ever been like, “This party’s really lame and my apartment’s really close…” to a girl? Yeah, and remember that one time it actually worked? Nevermind how your lame, never sleeping with girls at parties ass panicked for a second that you might "catch something" the next morning. That French Toast with cinnamon and a hint of cocoa powder you made her would have tasted so much better if you had made it with tactical kitchenware. Make her an agua fresca next time, murdered out style. Agua frescas are the new brunch gang kill 'em all. Extend your stealth aesthetic to your kitchen counter thanks to UNIONMADE.