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Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Old You Are

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

You know how sometimes people talk about how their tastes have matured over the years? Maybe they've developed a more discerning palette and are able to discuss things like texture and umami and flavor profiles when they eat food? That's what happens when you spend a long time enjoying dinners and snacks and breakfasts over the course of your life. You become some kind of food expert.

Knowing how your tastes can mature, would you believe that we can tell how mature you are? It's true. All you need to do is really dig into that Taco Bell menu. Tell us your thoughts on Mexican Pizza versus a Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla. Express your opinions on a Nacho Cheese Dorito Locos Taco or a big order of Cinnabon Delights and we'll tap into our incredible age-predicting taco algorithms to figure out just how old you are right at this very moment. Impossible you say? Utterly unbelievable? Totally not reasonable? Well, all you have to do is take the quiz and see. Fire up your taco-cravings, choose the tastiest options and we'll make our best guess at how old you are!

Some people might say that the sauce makes the taco. What sauce brings out the flavor if your meal?

Mild

Chipotle Sauce

Guacamole

Pico de Gallo

If you could only eat one thing from Taco Bell ever again, what would it?

Crunchy Taco

Soft Taco

Crunchwrap Supreme

Mexican Pizza

A taco isn't a taco without some veggies on it. Which veggie is indispensable on a taco?

Lettuce

Onion

Jalapeno

Tomato

Taco Bell is known for its crazy menu innovations. Which one are you most likely to try?

Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks

Naked Chicken Chalupa

Kit Kat Quesadilla

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

You need the right protein for a delicious taco. What would you choose?

Chicken

Refried Beans

Steak

Seasoned Beef

There are a lot of extras available to take your taco to the next level. What are you adding to yours?

Red Strips

Potatoes

Seasoned Rice

Black Beans

You can't have a proper meal without dessert. What's your sweet tooth craving?

Kit Kat Quesadilla

Caramel Apple Empanada

Cinnabon Delights

Cinnamon Twists

Sometimes you're just not in the mood to hold a taco and you need a bowl. What bowl full of goodness do you want?

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

Mini Skillet Bowl

Power Menu Bowl

Pintos N Cheese

You need the right kind of shell to make the meal. What's the best way to wrap up your taco?

Chalupa

Gordita

Crunchy Tortilla

Soft Tortilla

You need the heat sometimes, right? What's the right kind of hot sauce for you?

Diablo

Fire

Medium

Mild

Not everything on the Taco Bell menu comes folded up. What special item sounds tastiest?

Crunchwrap Supreme

Fiesta Taco Salad

Spicy Tostada

Mexican Pizza

If a taco isn't big enough to hit the spot, what serious menu item are you ordering?

Crunchwrap Supreme

Chalupa Supreme

XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito

7-Layer Burrito

You can have a plain burrito anytime, or you can add a bit of style to it. Which style of burrito sounds best?

Grilled

Meatless

Supreme

Fresco

Some of Taco Bell's menu just seems destined to be messy. Which messy sounding item would you still try out?

Naked Chicken Chalupa

Naked Egg Taco

Double Chalupa

7-Layer Burrito

Taco Bell has had some epic junk food partnerships in the past. Which one would you indulge in?

Kit Kat Quesadilla

Cheetos Burrito

Beefy Fritos Burrito

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

All these tacos have to be making you thirsty. What are you having to drink?

You could eat Taco Bell anytime but what's the best time of day for a taco fix?

All day

Breakfast

Lunch

Dinner

Suppose Taco Bell is closed for renovations and now you have to go somewhere else. What restaurant are you hitting up?

McDonald's

Burger King

Wendy's

KFC

Do you like breakfast? What's the ultimate Taco Bell breakfast item?

Naked Egg Taco

Mini Skillet Bowl

Breakfast Quesadilla

Breakfast soft taco

Not that it's a competition or anything, but how many soft tacos can you eat in one sitting?

Is someone else buying?

5 or 6

3 or 4

1 or 2 is fine

If you only have a few bucks in change, Taco Bell still has you covered. What's your choice off their dollar menu?

Beefy Fritos Burrito

Triple Layer Nachos

Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla

Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito

Sometimes you just crave cheese. Which cheesy item is the best?

Cheesy Roll Up

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

Cheesy Potato Griller

Cheese Quesadilla

If you have a big crowd over, you need a party pack. Which pack parties the most?

Rolled Chicken Tacos Party Pack

Grande Meal

Supreme Taco Party Pack

Taco 12 Pack

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