Write your own friggin' punch line. Best punch line left in the comments will be crowned the winner.

I read the comments of HHS Secretary Michael Leavitt here at first. And I thought the reporter must have been trying to be cute-sy... certainly Michael Leavitt did NOT actually recommend that people stock pile tuna and powdered milk under their beds as a preparation for the Avian Flu? Even if it's coming TOMORROW, is THIS the best advice to give?

"Forget the damned pantry, Americans... this is a BIRD FLU... better have that canned tuna close by, where you can reach it as you cower under the covers!!!!"