The Thief Type Test

Mastermind

You scored 69% Subtlety, 65% Leadership, and 83% Forethought!

Excellent. A team-based group of professionals. We don't get your kind much out of heist films, but a Mastermind-type thief can always pull off the most dubious shit in the book. Ocean's Eleven? Don't make me laugh. You keep it smart, keep it under the radar. Keep it like that, and nobody notices when one guy distracts, and another rifles through the audience's pockets, purses, and papers.
Steal the world, friend.

All possible test results

Obviously not the one to put that much into it, your ideal heist is quick, easy, and involves a lot of asserting the butt of your weapon onto the faces of others. You're living for the adrenaline high... Read more

Well, at least you put some thought into your heists. It's better to work alone, and considering what you're likely to do to your targets if they get in your way, any teammates might wuss out. Their l... Read more

Your kind of theft is more in vogue today. From bank robbers, to hijacking, to hostage taking, you're not that uncommon, which may mean you've managed to stay one step ahead of the blueboys so far. Do... Read more

The 'Creme of the Crop' in terms of robbery, so congratulations. While some prefer to go in without being noticed, kicking ass is a great way of getting in and out before anyone notices they've got a ... Read more

My personal congrats on choosing the path of subtlety, but you've got a long way to go. Just because you don't like working with others, doesn't mean you can make it on your own completely. Trust may ... Read more

Brilliant. You're the subtle type, and you know what you're dealing with (more often than not, anyway). Keep it under the radar, and you'll come out of it all one smiling bastard. Make sure to trust y... Read more

Yours is a rare breed these days, as many people prefer to go in with their guns out. But, that doesn't mean it's better than what you're doing. Real Thievery IS subtlety, but unless you know what you... Read more

Excellent. A team-based group of professionals. We don't get your kind much out of heist films, but a Mastermind-type thief can always pull off the most dubious shit in the book. Ocean's Eleven? Don't... Read more