Immediate disclaimer. I am 100% aware that sitting in my Subaru is a much easier place to contemplate contract ideas for footballers. I’m not bothered by such things as the board, agents, or professional athletes.

Be that as it may, after reading Hugh’s piece on Ravel Morrison almost certainly leaving the club, I got to thinking. Had an hour left to drive, so why the hell not?

Let’s set things up based on what we know, or at least of which we are relatively certain.