Also, I'm not really sure what the point of the article was. Madonna wears skimpy outfits during her concerts? Oh my, I had no idea - oh wait, I did. I still don't like her music enough to buy a ticket.

If this picture was taken in 1980 it would have been very relevant to my interests. Now, it's just a sad trainwreck. Though admittedly she doesn't look too bad for her age. And I can't see every muscle, sinew and vein in her arms anymore. Whew!

Generation_D:White-knighting Madonna. Now I've seen just about everything.

I don't know that tolerating a couple of her songs is "white knighting her". One of the songs is from...1984 (?) and my GF at the time enjoyed a line or two from it and was willing to act it out so it is kind of Pavlovian if you will. :D

FWIW, I wouldn't go to one of her shows even if the tickets were free.

Psycoholic_Slag:Prank Monkey: She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.

Also prevents whistling.

You know why the crack in your but is vertical instead of horizontal?So it doesn't go bbbbbbbbbb when you go down the slide.

Am I the only one who didn't see what the headline is claiming? She looks like a well-toned 54. This is news?

// also, her ass in that one shot looks 20 years younger than the rest of her// and I ask this as a fluent Hebrew speaker - WTF is aleph-lamed-daled (tattooed on her back)? Transliterated, it can spell "old", but I think that's too self-deprecating and meta for ol' Maddy