Thursday, September 18, 2008

Paris,Not France

Because being the heiress to the biggest hotel chain in the country, branding yourself as a this century's #1 socialite, a sex tape, two reality shows now under her belt, a book and a perfume line weren't enough Paris Hilton had to make sure to go and get some up and coming director to do a documentary on her for shits and giggles. But whats even more pathetic is the attention the film director and the documentary is getting from CNN.Clearly Americans need a break from the recession, politics,and the sinking stock market, so that's why CNN found it important to reveal these "Who Gives a Fuck"(my wording) tidbits about Paris Hilton from her documetary "Paris,Not France"

Hilton states that she loves to sleep as much as she can, continuing to snooze in bed in the morning while her hair and makeup are done.

She reveals some of her scary dreams, including one where her teeth fall out and one where her brakes fail while she's driving the steep hills of San Francisco.

While strolling with her cell phone pressed to her ear, Hilton confesses to the camera, "I pretend to be on the phone all the time so people don't talk to me."

1 comment:

White Girl Tip Of The Week

This week I'm dedicating my W.G. tip to all the good boyfriends out there who have the potential to be great ones! This weeks tip is going to help you move right up to that next level.Part of being a really GREAT boyfriend is making your girl feel like nothing else compares to her. And the perfect time to tell her how hot she is,is during critical bedroom moments. It reassures us women during a very vulnerable time and encourages us to get even sexier with you!In case you boys are still confused here's a few examples.

1. When your girl is wearing lingerie. Don't just rip it off!!!!! We pay alot of money for these skimpy little outfits and take hours to pick out what we think will make our man go wild. So pleaseeeeeee appreciate and acknowledge how damn sexy your woman looks! Hearing that you're turned on vs. seeing your star player stand at attention lets us know we've really kicked some ish off!

2.After a new sex move we're left wondering did he like it? Did I do it right?? So reassure your chick that you love experimenting with her, and heck if it didn't go so smoothly atleast joke about it. Haha

3.Being a rockstar in the oral sex department is important to women.So after she pleases you let her know how amazing she was at it, and for goodness sake a little making out before or after wouldn't hurt! We women want to know that you're grateful that we care so much about satisfying you. And what better way to let her know then by kissing her! It means the most!!!!

If these 3 in 1 tips can't help you out there, you're just a loser plain and simple. lolUnitl next week!!! xoxo JTP

Thats Me!

Kisses Bitches!

Your Thoughts, My Thoughts

Write me at JenThePenAdvice@Gmail.com for any advice, questions, comments, thoughts, or whatever you may have on your mind. I will do my best to get through all of it, and some of it might end up on the blog :-)-JTP