SisLovesMe

Incest. What images or thoughts come to mind when you see that word? Chances are, you are either disgusted and want nothing to with me or this review, or you are intrigued and immediately turned on. Maybe it makes you think of your smoking hot stepdaughter and how she insists on walking around the house in her underwear, knowing damn well that you are sitting right there on the couch. Or maybe you remember that time your step sister came home drunk and got extra touchy-feely with you. Did she want the dick? You may never know for sure.

These desires, though, are apparently far from uncommon. Although you may never actually find out if your stepsister really wants the D, or if your stepdaughter walks around the house half naked just for your enjoyment (probably not, by the way), there are outlets for you to indulge these fantasies in secret. Taboo ‘incest’ porn has recently become an extremely popular category in the adult entertainment industry.

Incest, obviously, is not a newly discovered fetish. In fact, it might just be the oldest kink known to man. I mean, how do you think the human race got started? We all come from the same original ancestors, right? Well, then there had to have been some siblings fucking one another for quite some time when our species was just getting started.

Maybe, then, this taboo desire that has recently become an extremely popular porn category is actually embedded in the darker, more repressed regions of our DNA. You won’t make a lot of friends saying it, but it’s not impossible to think that incest (or at least the desire to attain the forbidden) could be a part of human nature.

Okay, before you assholes go and take what I’m saying out of context, tweeting stupid ass shit like “The Porn Dude says incest is human nature, condones fucking your family!” (I know how outrage culture works … don’t get your panties in a bunch), I’m just proposing a hypothetical way of thinking. No, I do not think that you should go and try to fuck your sister. I can’t imagine that would end well for you.

You’ve Probably Seen Sis Loves Me Before

But, instead, what you can do is check out one of the many taboo incest porn sites out there. Sislovesme.com is one of them. Launched in 2016, in just two short years, Sis Loves Me has positioned themselves as one of the giants of the incest porn niche. Actually, they’ve done pretty damn well for themselves not just within that niche but in general, becoming one of the better-known pay sites.

Part of this has to do with brilliant and largescale marketing, promotion, and content positioning (I am always seeing clips of their content and ads for Sis Loves Me on all of the major tube sites), but I think it also has to do with the fact that they produce great videos, time and time again. Marketing and promotion only goes so far, after all, you can promote the fuck out of a shit product and nobody will buy it if it sucks.

Sis Loves Me, though, has managed not only to cater to the huge (previously relatively untapped) demographic of dirty perverts such as yourselves who salivate over their step sisters like chimpanzees, but they also have a pretty novel video format which sets them apart from many porn studios out there.

Innovative Video Format

Most porn videos take place in a single moment, right? The situations are fleeting—you know, pizza guy delivers a pizza to a horny ass sorority house, gets invited in for a reverse gangbang; sexy single tenant can’t afford her rent that month, fucks the dirty landlord as payment; etc. The situations in Sis Loves Me, on the other hand, span greater lengths of time—one day step sister asks brother for help with deciding what outfit to wear, one thing leads to another and she’s sucking his cock; a couple days later she comes into his room in her underwear, asking his opinion on that, they fuck; another time in the future, maybe he comes into her room naked and they fuck again, this time even harder. This aspect gives the scenes on Sis Loves Me a sense of that building sexual tension over time that (I would imagine) comes with the desire to fuck your stepsister (a slow building lust).

Okay, so now that we’ve established that Sis Loves Me produces top-notch, original porn, do they deliver the same level of quality when it comes to their site? The short answer? Meh. The moment you log into sislovesme.com, you will be immediately hit with an offer for another site (one in their network, I believe, but still … I always find this super fucking annoying when pay sites who already have my money try to suck more money out of me before they even show me any fucking porn). You have to click through the advertisement by tapping “Continue to Members Area.” Not a great first impression if you ask me.

Lazy Site Design

Once I’m finally into the members' area, it looks alright. I’m not crazy about the site layout and design, but I don’t hate it either. Dark gray background, red and white text, XXL thumbnails, and no real sense of how the videos are organized. I mean, I am left to intuit that they are listed by date added (and, by looking at the tiny date under the thumbnail, that intuition is confirmed), but I always appreciate it when a site at least makes some attempt at guiding me to how it’s organized.

There’s also not a great deal of options to be found in the menu bar on this site. You’ve got “Home,” “Favorites,” “Live Girls” (Team Skeet cam site), “Specials,” “Find a GF” (bullshit hookup site), and “Help.” They don’t give you any way to easily navigate the site—no categories list, no porn star directory, no tags, no nothing. Then again, maybe Sis Loves Me just doesn’t yet have enough content to warrant needing an elaborate navigation system. Being around only two years, it looks like they only have around 150 videos in total to choose from (another thing to consider before signing up for a membership).

Although, as I mentioned before, the scenes are well done and original, they are also all in 1080 HD. As much as I love the content, I am not too crazy about the media player. I mean, it gets the job done … it’s just pretty basic. It’s missing one of the most important features of a porn site media player, though: previews of what’s to come when you hover your mouse over the scrub bar.

This seems like it would be especially important for a site whose videos can take a while to get cooking. Without this feature, I’m left to jump around scenes blindly, hoping I land where the action has already started; even more difficult is to try and land on my favorite position. A surprising number of premium pay sites, actually, do not offer this feature. And I just don’t fucking get it. It seems like this should be an industry standard at this point, right?

Active, Critical Userbase

I don’t want to dwell for too long on the negatives, though, because I do like this site. Therefore, I want to end this review on a positive note: another really cool aspect of Sis Loves Me is that the userbase seems to be very engaged and discerning. What I mean by that is most of the videos have spirited discussions happening in the comments section, and videos are rated extremely critically. To the point where a few of the videos that I watched had ratings of around 30%, although the videos seemed fine to me, while others came close to hitting 100%. I think this is great because it means that the Sis Loves Me community is able to send a clear message to the producers about what they do and don’t like, and they aren’t afraid of sugar coating it.

All in all, Sis Loves Me is full of great content, high-quality, uniquely formatted videos, and some of the hottest chicks in porn today. I don’t love their advertisements, their media player, or their site layout. But I love the videos enough that I just might be able to look the other way on that shit.

Whether or not you are into incest porn, I think you’ll be able to enjoy the videos on Sis Loves Me. Not into it, just skip to the actual fucking. Got an incest fetish? Well, sit back and enjoy the gradual build up. Happy fapping, fuckers. And, remember, do not actually try to fuck your family!