First of all, this isn't really a new invention. I know it's not because I remember posting a similar fountain over three years ago, before some of you were even housebroken. "I'm still not." But you are still single, so that's something to think about. This is a magic water fountain at an Osaka train station that performs all kinds of drip-based animations to impress passers-by and mesmerize children. Possibly so the water wizard living in the pool below can steal their souls and finally escape the dark realm and wreak havoc on Fairyland. I don't f***ing know, I'm not a fantasy writer.

Hit the jump for 4-minutes (plus a bonus video from the side!) of the soothing sound of water falling that...I pissed myself, didn't I?