“Less orthodox, it may work. But we need to review your marks for potion making and contraceptive agents.”
“You’ll consid… contraceptive agents?”
“Stop the record. Yes after the incident with the Phantasm of Uldagro we’ve required him to start drinking them.”
“… I don’t follow”
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a nanny for a Wiedergänger? Or an orphanage that doesn’t mind protoplasm or that one of the children smells like gravedust and spiderwebs while having to slip it’s spirit out to feed on the lifeforce of the local farmers as they lay sleeping in their beds? Also most important one that stays quiet about who the father is?”
“… OH… oh my.”
“Start the record again please”