"Suicide is Painless (Theme from M.A.S.H.)" is a song, written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Mike Altman (lyrics), which was originally composed for the dark comedy feature film M*A*S*H*, later a TV series, about war time army life in a medical MASH unit.

This rendition of the song was recorded for the audio book "The Little Black Book of Suicide Notes"