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Note: The "lift-breath" in question is molecular hydrogen, H2, which is extremely flammable in oxygen environments. The evolutionary path that led the Oafa (oh-ah-fah) to become, essentially, explosive blimps, is a fascinating one involving a metal-rich water world, acidic tentacles, tasty jellyfish, and a happy accident allowing escape from the appetites of everything that cannot fly.