[As presented on the Wednesday, July 11 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10. Clingy sidekicks

9. Regular villains who claim they’re “supervillains.”

8. People always asking you to open jars.

7. They’re “tights” not “leotards.”

6. Bitchy porpoises (Aquaman only)

5. People assuming you’re Jewish because your name ends in “man.”

4. Flying friends to the airport.

3. Bat-signal going of in the middle of “Real Housewives.”

2. ATM fees – am I right, ladies and gentlemen?

1. Supercramps

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