Forget reporting on April Fool's! That's why I took matters into my own hands and made up April Fool's-like announcements that I was were real. http://www.ign.com/blogs/trebor_52014/2014/03/01/april-fools-announcements-we-wish-were-real/

This whole Carolina bathroom shit is pretty dumb. Who cares who shares a bathroom with you, I've never gone into a bathroom looking for a dating prospect. I mostly just feel sorry for whoever follows me in there while I'm eating egg whites