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Quite a shit day for me, woke up at 5am with a hangover (which ive had all day) and couldnt get back to sleep. My sister's chav friends slept downstairs which meant that I was stuck in my room all morning. England being beaten, Forest got beat, Leicestershire looked to have been robbed a rare win because of rain. Match of the day was on 35 minutes later than scheduled and I also dislocated my knee a few hours ago. Which was quite painful

I have been allround the country and Coventry is still the only place I ever get lost.

Is it true that people from Coventry asked the Germans to bomb it more as it was improving the City ?

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I got a bit lost round there myself a couple of days ago.

I remember just after I passed my driving test going out for my first proper long drive. Full tank of petrol, nice new (dad's) car, thought I'd been driving for miles, but I'd just end up back on the ring road again, whatever turns I took, I'd always end up back on there, I just couldn't escape. In the end I just drove round and about the ring road for a hour or two then went home again

Yes, it is true about the Germans. In fact we still regulaly ask them to bomb it but they won't do it anymore

N.B Roads have just been mentioned in passing. Anyone with a disturbing unhealthy interest in roads should not use this an an excuse to enter the conversation.

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You think I would break the insomniac code I thought you knew me better than that Art!

I like being disabled, well yeah, it does hurt every time I walk around but I don't have to do any choirs, I can just sit around the house really and not get shouted at. If I chose not to have a shower for another week then I think people would accept that

Just watching Major League Baseball at the moment. I'm really wasting the time until I get tired. I'm so nervous about the test match tomorrow, if I slept through it I wouldn't really mind. I just want to hear the result - which will hopefully go Englands way.

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I've never broken or dislocated anything I feel a bit left out. I did chip a tooth once though.

To be honest your leg sounds a bit rubbish. Maybe you could just have it removed and have a false one. Not a modern one but and old wooden one, like a pirate.

I wouldn't want one of those walk in baths. They must be so frustrating. Because it's got a door in the side, you can't fill it before you get in, so you open the door to go in, then you have to sit there naked and cold while it slowly fills up, you're never going to balance the temperature right away so you'll probably burn yourself.

Then when your finished you have to sit there again all wet and cold while the water drains out again. Better off just staying dirty.

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Also see we've signed a record deal with someone? Do I get free stuff?

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I gave you about 10 grand, is that not enough? Ive got 1 star in Basic String Instruments now too, which is nice

Art is still on his tour of a million clubs with his uber hit "Daz Smells" too... im surprised he hasnt died of exhaustion... maybe he truly is immortal, given that and the fact he has never broken a bone! i think im in double figures