"Primus My Name Is Mud" Lyrics

My name is MudNot to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or DennisMy name is mud and it's always been'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seenI dress in blue-yes navy blueFrom head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoesI make 'em shine, well most the time'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mineSix foot two and rude as hellI got to get him in the ground before he starts to smellMy name is Mud

My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander AbercrombieThat's long for Mud so I've been toldTold that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and coldI've got my pride, I drink my wineI'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several monthsOr were it yearsThe breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tearsWe had our words, a common spatSo I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball batMy name is Mud