a blonde gets home from school and says to her mom "mommy! today in school we were singing the alphabet and i got to S but everybody else only got to L. is that because im blonde?" "yes its because your blonde." her mom says. the next day she comes home and says "mommy today i counted to 28 and everybody else only counted to 15. is that because im blonde?" "yes honey its because your blonde." her mom says. the next day she comes home and says "mommy my boobies are a lot bigger than all the other girls in my class is that because im blonde?" "no" her mom says "its because your 17"