8/31/2008

Fridaybest friend: We should get sex changes. We could be the best guys at [name of my school].--roommate: Why do all older men hit on you?

Saturday:best friend: (disoriented and drunk) I thought I was looking for something...me: Your dignity?--me: Jeff, can I borrow your phone? My purse is locked in Nick's room.guy friend: (walking by and shaking head) S...---(I am in the hall talking to two guys that have been hitting on me the past few weeks and two girls come out of a room)guy 1: S, have you met my girlfriend?guy 2: S, have you met my girlfriend?

Sunday:guy roommate: We need to help [other roommate]. She's too nice.me: I'm not.(silence... then laughing)guy roommate: We need to help her be more like S.--Tom Cruise: sometimes you just need to say 'what the fuck' and make your move