Glam-rock stapler: A do or a don’t?

All the school supplies stories are starting to move on the wire and this glam-rock stapler showed up as a new offering at Staples. What do you think, a do or a don’t? I say holy stapling distraction!

There’s no way I would have gotten this for my girls — even when they were going through the Bratz doll phase. I recommend a plain gray or black model that won’t have every girl in the class wanting to borrow it.