Forum » Topic: Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balancehttp://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308
The NewsBiscuit Communityen-USSun, 02 Aug 2015 18:34:36 +0000http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2qhttp://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php
antharrison on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28410
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:24:42 +0000antharrison28410@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I love biographies.
</p>Scroat on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28353
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:36:03 +0000Scroat28353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Yo. *****</p>
<p>Must another Mary Evans...</p>
<p>Great FP material. And a challenge to Red. The mind boggles.
</p>saltire on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28344
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:57:59 +0000saltire28344@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>5*
</p>arrghgarry on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28331
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:02:12 +0000arrghgarry28331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>mr biscuit your fucking cracker s 5
</p>Charlie Snibbs on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28325
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:35:58 +0000Charlie Snibbs28325@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>5 *
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28308
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:03:18 +0000The All New Jeni B28308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Beautiful!<br />
5 of these things - *.
</p>Coldstream on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28300
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:32:24 +0000Coldstream28300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I know this traffic warden, he's always hanging round my back garden fence.
</p>Alan Sundry on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28268
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 10:23:02 +0000Alan Sundry28268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Great stuff, Mr O'Biscuits!<br />
<blockquote>you have to admire the guy's dedication to duty. And size.</blockquote><br />
Pfffffttt!
</p>SingingHinny on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28252
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 09:28:44 +0000SingingHinny28252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Tremendous, but I can't imagine what Mary will say once she realises you've been talking about this stuff in public.
</p>BlackAndroid on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28251
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 09:25:54 +0000BlackAndroid28251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Your funny....5*
</p>Sharpehunter on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28243
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 09:05:49 +0000Sharpehunter28243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I like very much.. Have 5*
</p>Barrel o Biscuits on "Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10308#post-28240
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 09:01:31 +0000Barrel o Biscuits28240@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Colin Chalmers, voted Britain's top traffic warden for his dedication to duty by working unpaid after normal hours, has revealed that the secret of his success is to combine his job with his favourite hobby: having sex with strangers.</p>
<p>'I'm a people person' said Colin, 'I love to meet people and enjoy watching them. I also like doing my public duty so this is one way in which I can get to combine both aspects. The beauty of it is that if I'm stopped by the police they just think I'm doing a little extra curricular ticketing, while in reality I'm 'parking in a loading zone.'</p>
<p>Customers and colleagues alike have been unanimous in their praise for Colin's 'can do' attitude: 'I thought it was a bit cheeky to issue me with a fixed-penalty notice for overstaying the meter immediately after double-teaming my wife with me,' said Bob Partouse, 43. 'But you have to admire the guy's dedication to duty. And size.'</p>
<p>Mary Evans, 30, from Surrey, was also cautiously admirative. 'Yes, my tax disc had come dislodged and wasn't displayed correctly, but to be fair, that was largely due to his arse rubbing on it while he joined us in a 6-way bukkake session. Still, it's good to see such a positive work ethic - I certainly had egg on my face when he told me.'</p>
<p>Council boss Percy Renfrew was fulsome in his praise. 'In the last 6 months Colin has generated over £60,000 in penalty revenue. In fact the only thing that prevented him from winning the Guinness record for the most parking tickets issued was the fact that all the stubs in his ticket book had somehow got stuck together. It's still no mean feat though and I wish all the lads had the same attitude, but kids today just don't have the stamina.'</p>
<p>Colin's wife Maureen has responded with shock and surprise at the news of her husband's night-time shenanigans: 'This is the first time I've heard about this,' she revealed. 'I thought Colin was just another over-zealous traffic warden who was determined to enforce the council's parking regulations to the letter. Instead I discover that he's spending his time having dirty and sordid liaisons with people he doesn't even know - I've never felt so relieved.'
</p>