Feburary 11: In Fox’s The Beach, Leonardo DiCaprio finds a map to a modern-day Eden called The Beach, but is instead hurtled into the heart of darkness. I hate when that happens. . .

February 25: Miramax’s ultra-hip Hamlet is set in modern-day Manhattan and stars Ethan Hawke and Julia Stiles, among other teen heartthrobs.

Q2: Matt Damon plays a dispossessed Texas teenager who moseys down to Mexico on horseback with dreams of becoming a cowboy in Sony Pictures’ All The Pretty Horses. Henry Thomas co-stars as Damon’s sidekick.