Old_ZirconIf I learned anything from the homeless guy who lived in the ATM next to the record store where I used to work, it's that EVERYTHING is run by antisemitic Corporate Corporations, and they're all after him, which is why he can't accept any form of state emergency care or shelter, even when the owner did all the paperwork, drove him to the office and walked him in to the waiting room. As soon as the owner left, Abraham (not his real name, although it's the one he used) bolted.

SolRoI'd just like to see a movie that combines all the popular conspiracy nutter beliefs. It should take at least 10 minutes to describe just the name of the evil organization, then another 30 to give a very rough outline of their goal, and the last 50 minutes to cover the combined convoluted methods they use to achieve that goal.

Old_ZirconSo you mean you'd like to see a movie of the Illuminatus Trilogy.

baleenStrangely, there are conspiracies that say the Jews are anti-Semitic, because the banker Jews and communist Jews that control everything aren't REAL Jews. They stole Judaism from God's REAL chosen people, who are likely related to the conspiracy theorists in question. It's a popular trope in anti-Semitic conspiracy literature. Randy Weaver of Ruby Ridge believed this, it's part of Christian Identity doctrine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Identity

chumbucketSorry dude, I didn't catch this in my first viewing. Just noticed Ryan Goslin's badassery.

crazt typo tag is awesome

OcyrusRacism at its finest.
The jew feels he's superior to all others, that he is chosen by a deity to be better than all else.
There's nothing more racist than that.

memedumpsterHoly shit, I got Drive mixed up in my head with The Chase and I was completely lost.