Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Ser Eustace puts the finishing touches on his Blackfyre fan fiction (Dunk x Alysanne 5eva!), Ser Duncan the Tall has some sexy dreams (is that you Bloodraven?) and comes up with a plan to save the day. Rohanne Webber likes following through on threats, cheek-related injuries, and big blondes. Sound like anyone we know? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 3.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk & Egg climb down from Chicken Tower into the lair of Lady Rohanne Webber, who promptly offers Dunk some pink meat in exchange for his sword. Dunk's in over his head when it comes to talking to pretty girls. And, speaking of heads, we have a great idea for a new product tie-in (you can thank us by writing that JB table scene, GRRM). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 2.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Summer is coming and water rights are a very serious thing. Dunk & Egg deal with droughts while we deal with more important matters - like why can't Bloodraven afford an eyepatch? Ser Bennis ruins everything when he just can't stay in his lazy lane. Are we sure the villagers aren't just saying "What?" Backdoor/Moondoor, whatever it is, all we know is that we want some Dunkcake art. And we want it now. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 1.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we ponder the question we know you’re all thinking: how are Dunk and Brienne like the X-Men? Eon gets vengeance on Roy Dotrice for his unique pronunciations of our favorite characters’ names. Who will fight alongside us in our own personal Trial by Seven? Chicky argues for the importance of good hair in a fellow champion. And finally, vote Baelor - make Westeros great again! The Hedge Knight - Part 2

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Aegon is a good egg. Monarchy is a shitty form of government, but it’s even shittier when a bunch of incestuous freaks marry. Is that a reference to Brienne or have we reached a new level of obsession? And just how bangable is Dunk the Hunk? How many Targs is too many? Chicky and Comma eat crow (we should have listened to LoT and Eon). Dunk & Egg - The Hedge Knight - Part 1.