Not Eggs-axctly What the Easter Bunny Had in Mind

An Easter Egg Hunt at the Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo turned from a festive spring holiday event into a hard boiled criminal case when two moms got into a fist fight. According to witnesses, the fight started when one of the mothers shoved a kid out of the way so her snot-nosed brat could get to the plastic eggs first. Because nothing captures the spirit of this Christian holiday like punching another mom in the mouth in front of a bunch of kindergarteners.

Makes you wonder if they were filming an episode of Teen Mom 2. . .

The brawling women had to be separated multiple times. After the profanity-laced tirade in front of 4-6 year-olds was over, one of the women left with more than an Easter basket – she also left with a bloody nose.

Talk about a bad eggs-xample of parenting.

Santa, for the sake of Mall Elves everywhere, put this chick on the naughty list.

Update: Thanks to the eyewitness account of a nearby woodland creature, police have cracked the case.