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Month: January 2017

It’s been a tough week. Regardless of what side you’re on. So I’ve decided to do what I do best. Talk about my feelings. Through memes.

Watching the Inauguration was kind of boring. GW though, never fails to deliver.

Melania’s body language was hard to ignore. I’ve now started following this brilliant account. We have 4 years. I’m sure it can only get better. Feminist Melania’s Twitter

People are really pissed about that FB post bitch Cindy or Cathy or whomever she is (I call her #Becky….bc that is who she is, isn’t she) and how she’s proud not to march and how ungrateful the marchers are and what about Guatemala and the Congo, blah blah cackle cackle. To her I say:

Shes doesn’t get it and I’m not going to bore you with why she sucks other than: women march and protest so she could have the freedom to bitch about it. I didn’t march, but still support the ladies that do. Putting them down in some treatise and being proud of it makes you look like this:

So this is the famous image that has all the righties with their tighties in a bunch. Before I even looked it up I knew it was a statement left in front of Trump Towers and not just random shit everywhere. It even looks organized.

Regardless, one might fairly argue that a form of protest involving the dumping of litter on the ground for others to clean up is an unseemly one. However, the National Park Service noted that, overall, the crowds at both events (i.e., the inauguration and the Women’s March) were “tidier” than those of previous years:

The cleanup continues on the National Mall following the inauguration and the Women’s March on Washington Saturday.

The National Park Service has been working to get the area back to its original condition, removing trash, taking down the fencing and pulling up the decking for the recent activities.

“We’ve had our maintenance team out there since last night when they already did a pass,” National Park Service spokeswoman Emily Linroth said Saturday. “Today, they are really going through with a fine tooth comb and picking up what’s left. They do this every July Fourth, so they are pros at it.”

This time around, officials say, visitors were tidier than prior years. Linroth says so far, the cleanup is going well.

“Fortunately, a lot of people, even though, the trash cans were full, have stacked the trash neatly as close to the trash cans as they could get them, so that is making our job easier,” Linroth said.

Unfortunately, THIS isn’t enough. *eyeroll*

I am so proud of everyone who participated in the Women’s March. I, personally, did not march (per my previous article), but as stated I 1000000000% support the protests and marches.

We are under a shit ton of scrutiny and putting your trash in the trash bin, around it, or near it isn’t enough. Which is why it is so important to pick up your trash. Everything. To my surprise (and then lack of) I found the complaint on a Facebook post of someone I went to highschool with. It then it turned into a highschool reunion of shit talking and complaints. I find no fault in finding trash disgusting, because it is. But what was funny was that most appalled bitches were the very girls in high school that were in cheerleading and teepeeing people’s houses.

LOL No wonder I floated and didn’t really clique with them and smoked weed instead (and got straight A’s and a full scholarship so fuck off).

Please just keep track of ALL of it. Everything you fucking came with, bring it home with you. Candy wrappers, juice boxes, bring bags for your dirty diapers, take your signs home, all of it. Do NOT give these fucktards a reason to invalidate the hard work you are doing. It’s not fair. We know that other protests have left messes, got violent, looted. No matter what we do, it is not good enough. So CHIN UP. Prides up.

Shit, even if we have to put on our Sunday best to get respect, do it. But don’t fucking litter….and obviously, don’t break any laws and make us look out of control or like lunatics.

The most important thing to take away is, you don’t need to leave trash to make a statement. YOU MADE THE STATEMENT ALL OVER THE WORLD. Leaving dog shit on his lawn after showing him all day what a piece of shit he is all day just isn’t necessary.

I realize it’s gonna be hard. We can do this in a dignified way that will gave the haters nothing to say but….alternative facts.

I swear I am not a traitor, please don’t hate me. I fully support all the ladies and protesters marching in the Women’s March today. But that is not how I want to or choose to protest. Instead of protesting by marching and yelling and holding up signs, I am going to use the power of my mind and dollar to fight corruption. I am going to do research, and even do some of the research for you so you can be the most effective protester you can be, be it on the street or from home. MY revolution will not be televised.

If you’ve read my other blog posts, I am not a fan of our now president. I am opinionated. And if you know me personally, I am loud and do stand up for rights. But today I want to do things differently. I agree the squeaky wheel gets the grease, but we have been screaming our heads off and crying for thousands of years. I’m done. They (the paternalistic society) are not getting any more of my energy. I am done screaming, I am done crying, I am done putting my body at risk for others. I am going to hurt them more than anyone can, with money. Because in the end this is what it is all about.

I AM A POWERFUL CONSUMER AND SO ARE YOU. So first off, I am done shopping for extra shit. Shit I don’t need. Why, because all those cheap trinkets and replacement clothes you buy, that new outfit you don’t need and closet you fill, is supporting the very companies you voted against. Name brands. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Melania handing a Tiffany box to Michelle. That was a fucking commercial to spend money, and you too can be beautiful and regal if you save all your fucking money for a blue box.

Remember the Montgomery Bus Boycott? IMO Boycotts have initiated much more political and social change. Boycott the brands that our new statesmen are affiliated with or own. First off, don’t stay at a Trump hotel or buy a Trump product. Fuck you Ivanka. Fuck you Melania.

I know many of you have certain opinions of me, and probably think I’m a hypocrite for not going. I have a long list of things I have done for women’s and children’s rights, much of which has probably exacerbated my mental illness. But just like today, I don’t feel like yelling it out. I completely respect and encourage all women, people, everyone to protest in whatever way they find most effective for themselves. But if anything, don’t just do nothing. Do something if you want your life to change.

I am so glad the sun is finally out. It’s been weeks. Today instead of marching, I am picking up my ethical meat and eggs from Seven Sons, putting on my Patagonia vest and spending this rare 50 degree sunny day with my 2 year old, who will only be 2 years old once in this lifetime. Big ups to you marching ladies.

I’m going to be generous and go through each pick and show you what they are affiliated with, you can do this with ANYONE. I encourage you. Look up their affiliates and you can go deeper into what brands are affiliated. What products are YOU BUYING TO SUPPORT THESE JAG OFFS?!

If you truly want change, do this for everyone you ever vote for again, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY VOTE during grassroots elections. Because this is how we got here.

OUR POWER IS IN THE VOTE AND IN THE POCKETBOOK

Don’t turn a blind eye to the products you are purchasing. You don’t NEED much. WE CAN DO THIS IF WE STAND TOGETHER AND CHANGE OUR PHILOSOPHIES, not scream our heads off every time we get mad. It’s too late. He’s in office. Let’s really do something.

Defense

James N. Mattis

Confirmed

Mattis is the Davies family distinguished visiting fellow at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University in California.

Homeland Security

John F. Kelly

Confirmed

QUESTIONED PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S DECISION TO OPEN COMBAT JOBS TO WOMEN.

THIS BITCH IS MARRIED TO MITCH McCONNELL!!! Many of her sisters are married to Wall Street titans. Her father owns Foremost group and financially supports McConnells campaigns.

Housing

Ben Carson

Has written 6 best selling books published by Zondervan (and international Christian Co)

C.I.A.

Mike Pompeo

Founded Thayer Aerospace and Private Security and President of Sentry International, an oilfield equipment company

Top Contributors, 2015 – 2016, Campaign Cmte

Contributor

Total

Indivs

Koch Industries

$71,100

$61,100

General Mills

$15,200

$5,200

AT&T Inc

$12,500

$0

Textron Inc

$12,010

$2,010

Interior

Ryan Zinke

Zinke formed Continental Divide International, his family members run the company. Formed the consulting company On Point Montana. Zinke served on the board of the oil pipeline company QS Energy (formerly Save the World Air).

Top Contributors, 2015 – 2016, Campaign Cmte

Contributor

Total

Indivs

Oasis Petroleum

$20,200

$20,200

Blessey Marine Service

$18,400

$8,400

Eye of the Tiger PAC

$13,000

$0

Yellowstone Bank

$13,000

Education

Betsy DeVos

Heir to the Amway direct sales fortune, major donor to conservative political campaigns and social causes.

U.N.

Nikki R. Haley

Family owns Exotica International, a successful clothing company. Bitch is pro-life and wants you to look at the US before termination and have to wait 24 hours.

Health

Tom Price

Top Contributors, 2015 – 2016, Campaign Cmte

Contributor

Total

PACs

Mimedx Group

$21,800

$10,000

Woodbranch Investments

$15,000

$0

Resurgens Orthopaedics

$13,750

$0

Peachtree Orthopaedic Clinic

$13,000

$0

E.P.A.

Scott Pruitt

OK General who sued the EPA. In bed with most of the energy industry. It was hard to find specific names. top donors

He donated over $120,000 to political organizations, PACs, politicians, and political parties according to the Center for Responsive Politics. The election campaigns of Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry,Barack Obama, and Mitt Romney were among those to which he donated money.[36] Mnuchin said most of those donations were favors for friends.[19]

WWE (that’s wrestling LOL). Get REAL and Smackdown Your Vote. Titan Sports, Special Olympics (betting a family member is special and this is why she cares).

O.M.B.

Mick Mulvaney

Top Contributors, 2015 – 2016, Campaign Cmte

Contributor

Total

PACs

NVR Inc

$16,200

$0

Capital Corp

$14,100

$0

Element Electronics

$13,500

$0

CM Tucker Lumber Companies

$12,800

$0

Labor

Andrew F. Puzder

CKE Restaurants : Carl’s Jr. and Hardees (*puke). National Advisory Board of Washington University School of Law. director of the International Franchise Association’s Board of Directors, member of the Job Creators Network.

D.N.I.

Dan Coats

Helped write ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ and member of The Fellowship, an informal and highly-secretive association of Christian lawmakers.

Top 5 Contributors, 2015 – 2016, Campaign Cmte

Contributor

Total

Indivs

PACs

Cancer Treatment Centers of America

$18,800

$18,800

$0

Free State PAC

$15,000

$0

$15,000

American Electric Power

$11,000

$1,500

$9,500

Barnes & Thornburg

$10,000

$9,000

$1,000

Heartland Values PAC

$10,000

$0

$10,000

U.S. Trade Rep.

Robert Lighthizer

Working with Peter Navarro, who has written books arguing that the U.S. must be tougher on China when it comes to trade, including: Crouching Tiger: What China’s Militarism Means for the World, The Coming China Wars, and Death by China

Agriculture

Sonny Perdue Agriculture: Perdue Partners, an exporter of U.S. goods with three people he appointed to state positions while serving as governor, who was on the board of the Georgia Ports Authority. He does not own Perdue chicken as one would think.

Veterans

David J. Shulkin

Per Wikipedia: Residency and fellowship in General Medicine at the University of Pittsburgh Presbyterian Medical Center. President and Chief Executive Officer of Beth Israel Medical Center in New York City. President of Morristown Medical Center and the Atlantic Health System accountable Care Organization. Chief Medical Officer of the University of Pennsylvania Health System, the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, Temple University Hospital, and the Medical College of Pennsylvania Hospital. Shulkin has been the editor of Journal of Clinical Outcomes Management and Hospital Physician, and has been on the editorial boards of several journals, includingJournal of the American Medical Association. He founded and served as the Chairman and CEO of DoctorQuality, Inc a consumer-oriented information service.

Written books arguing that the U.S. must be tougher on China when it comes to trade, including:Crouching Tiger: What China’s Militarism Means for the World, The Coming China Wars, and Death by China

Appointed

Press Secretary

Sean Spicer

Endeavor Global Strategies, married to Rebecca Claire Miller, a television producer, at St. Alban’s Episcopal Churchin Washington D.C. Spicer worked in television news, spending many years producing the evening news broadcast for an ABC affiliate in Washington, D.C. She was working this job when she married Sean on on November 13th, 2004 at the St. Alban’s Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C. Her other TV jobs have included positions at KTRK in Houston, WTNH in New Haven, WVTM in Birmingham, and CNN in Atlanta.

This badass new mom just dropped the mic. I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to see Peta show off her post baby bump. Because this is the truth. We all shrink back down at our own pace. Some less or more than others. But the fact is Peta isn’t ashamed or faking the funk.

A week or so after I had my baby I ran into my landlord at the time. She asked when I was gonna have the baby. “I had him last week!”

See, I dont bitch about everything. I just call it like I see it. You don’t have to read it.

Speaking of freakin elephants how awesome is this?! I hate HATE the circus and zoos. I’m glad Ringling Brothers is gone. #byefelicia I eat meat so yes, I’m a partial asshole (we order from a special farm so I’m trying). But there is nothing more depressing than seeing ANYONE or anything exploited. That goes for people, animals, shit, even the environment. I’m not like a Buddhist or don’t have much inner peace but there’s just something totally wrong with watching a great beast pirouette. These animals also roam vast spaces of land for us to just put them on a fake mountain behind a moat with some drunk asshole screaming animal noises at them.

Let me expand for just a moment: I tried (again) taking my kid to the zoo last summer. We walked in, I saw a depressing rhino alone. I grinned and walked further around the enclosure to a bird exhibit. I followed my running toddler to an empty corner to see a lonely owl. Wait. It gets better. I look further, and there is our country’s symbol, pissed as all hell. A solitary American Eagle encaged in a corner. Not only can he never fly away, but very few visit him (he might like that part who knows). A true metaphor. It makes my stomach drop just thinking about it. He looked miserable.

On that note! I hope everyone had a lovely MLK day. 3 years ago today my life changed and I found out I was pregnant. It was hard not to tell people, but sometimes you can’t just scream out everything that you want.

Am I the only one that noticed that the number one person that loves you in the world isn’t there!? Why wasn’t Melania at Trump’s first press conference in 6 months? Am I the only one that is wondering why his kids and son-in-law are following him everywhere and that is ok, but his very own wife is not?

I mean I get it, but, um, your husband is about to be president. I live far from the perfect marriage but I sure as hell would be there at those “important days” my husband has. I am so curious as to what was more important than to join her husband and family? She’s first lady! I am truly baffled at this.

In my 40 years on this earth I have never seen anything like this where a president’s kids are there but not his partner in life. His wife! She’s supposed to be his rock, his better half, his one and only and she’s. not. there.

What a miserable existence. For both of them. One of the most powerful men in the world can’t even get his own wife to stand behind him. And one of the most looked upon women of the world, and she hates her husband so much that she would publically not be there for him. I know this play. I did this once to an ex-boyfriend to humiliate him for treating me like shit. So I dumped him the night before his birthday party. Everyone just asked where I was at his party. So I know a cold-play when I see one, and this is so obvious and not just another “oh, she needs to be with her son, he needs her” type shit.

I’m calling you out Melania. You hate him and want the world to know he is an asshole.

Fuck you Channing Tatum and your bullshit “perfect life” picture. That shit is not realistic and you basically made many mothers and wives feel like shit, gave husbands unreal expectations and created an unreal fantasy for future parents. You heard me. I’m hating. (suprise!) I’m sure you’ve seen this image of his hot wife napping. Well let me tell you something. If we all had nannies and maids we would all be sleeping hot and sexy like that too. In sweet marital bliss, clean sheets, soft, unblemished skin rubbed by massage therapists, with full nights sleep, and staff and family members to assist our every need. Guess what, 99% are not living that dream.

Currently wearing: owl pajama pants, a t-shirt I’ve worn since the last shower, and a hoody, WITH the hood up. It’s fucking 20 degrees out. I could blast the heat and wake up like that, but my husband wouldn’t even fucking see it because he snores so fucking loudly I have my own room now. Between the little sleep I get, I need at least a couple quality hours. LOL at this image.

This ranges up there with that idiot Kim Kardashian waving her jewelry around. She got ripped off. My mother always told me to “never let the devil see you smile”.

You know where I’d be after a night of partying, even with baby sitter, even if my husband and I managed to get in a bang? HUNGOVER, carrying my toddler, with my hair in some fucked up ponytail. Sleep? LOL Sleeping in? Fuck you for your staged photograph of #goals that are not realistic.

I refuse to relish in their happiness. I refuse to accept that I could “have this too” if I tried hard enough. It’s easy to get along when you don’t have 1000 errands on your plate. Your husband is just as exhausted as you are, and you look at each other and throw rock, paper, scissors over the next shitty diaper (literally full of poo). We go out on date nights. Both of us are pretty good looking too, but our night is literally a math equation of how many drinks can I get in and how much is this going to cost in the morning. Another issue, when the clock strikes midnight, will we turn to pumpkins and puss out? We don’t even have the fucking energy.

And you can call me out, and say I’m so hating and that I’m miserable, blah blah blah. How many of you have toddlers? I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty active in my parenting. My kid and I are in tune with each other. ALL my energy goes to making sure his life is amazing. I don’t have time to fucking hug my down comforter, let alone make sure my 1000 count Egyptian cotton sheets are pressed and give a sheen. Fucking jerks.

And my ass does not look like that and I weigh 116 lbs. Bullshit.

More bullshit. As you can tell, I don’t like Trump. But I swear to fucking God. Unless I see a video of Trump and some bitches pissing on themselves, I’m not buying it. Show me some red hair, a hand, someone making it rain, ANYTHING. This is the type of gossip that comes from yentas. It makes me wonder what serious thing is really going on that the media is diverting our attention from to the president-elect supposedly being into golden showers. I say this often, but I swear I was not dropped off on the right planet.

I’m not going to bullshit, I believe at least 99% of us over 35 have made the “retard gesture” at some point in our lives. Most of us, during our childhoods. Don’t even fucking lie. None of us were that sensitive or PC in the 80’s and I can specifically remember myself doing it and seeing numerous other kids doing it. Am I proud? Absolutely not! I still have trouble deleting the word “retard” from my vocabulary and I have family members with disabilities. My point is, we’ve (35 and older) all done this gesture and are ashamed of it and that is why it is so appalling that the guy that is about to serve as our president denies what he did. All he’s doing is back-pedaling. It’s really weird.

See for yourself Here’s the video. It’s uncomfortable and if it doesn’t make you feel like shit then, you’re either a supreme asshole or in complete denial and really just full of shit, thus leading you back to being a supreme asshole. It’s wrong, it’s embarrassing and the coward should just own it and say “you know what guys, I was a fucking asshole and wrong”. But he just. Cant.

I don’t even give a fuck that he talked shit back to Meryl Streep. We’ve already accepted that he’s that petty. But it’s the chain of lies. That fucking ghoul Conway is on CNN straight up lying, deflecting and denying what we can all see with our very own eyes. You know what really pisses me off, it that squinty-eyed bitch Melania isn’t doing shit to check her husband. I’m sorry, I’d kick my husband’s ass for doing all this tweeting and making fun of people.Shit

Media: Speaking of assholes, I’m glad someone is finally calling out that asshole Jimmy Fallon. What a fucking kiss ass. The show is only good bc the Roots are on there. Fallon is just another corporate kiss ass and boring…as seen on the Golden Globes last night. I think they did that just to somehow make Mariah look better. TV is weird like that and they hang each other out of spite and for ratings.