There are really a lot of lines like this. It’s a very cranky piece of writing.

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All the applesass and applesauce, though, is just a prelude to a dissent-closing hashtag-style mega-zinger.

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In summary, someone on the Supreme Court was really playing to the right-wing-activist cheap seats today by writing catchphrases into his legal argument that are pretty much ready to be copied and pasted into a talking points memo. And also, someone better call the Tabasco corporation and tell them we’re going to need more of their signature hot sauce because Justice Antonin Scalia poured all of the world’s existing hot sauce supply out on the Supreme Court majority in his scathing King v. Burwell dissent, which was joined by Justices Thomas and Alito.