If we can’t teach our kids the basics of running a lemonade stand, how can we ever teach Congress the basics of economics?

If we can’t teach our kids that wrestling is fake, how can we teach Congress that torture is wrong? If we can’t bring back the onion-on-the-belt fashion statement, how we will we ever recognize Missourah? Most importantly, if this guy has a newspaper column, is it any wonder the beloved medium is dying?

… which is not multi-colored at all, but an incredible optical illusion that teaches a fascinating lesson about how the brain perceives visual stimuli. More cool optical illusions here.

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The octopus says Spain’s going to win. I’m going with the octopus. Those things are smart. After all, I’ve never heard an octopus use some kids giving away lemonade as a reason the country’s going to hell.