a story-obsessed epistemophiliac

all I want is to know

1. Think of up to 20 ships you support.2. List them using descriptions of the characters involved rather than their names.3. Have your f-list guess as many of the ships as they can.

(FYI, there's only one ship per fandom. Not that I think it will help much, most of these are pretty vague. Good luck!)

a. A genius and the blonde(s) that love him bitch him out.b. Two graying men from competing agencies who spend their free time drinking and bitching at each other.c. She crushed hard on the one true love of his ex-girlfriend.d. He's determined to protect her; she's equally determined to protect him.e. Their relationship is bookended by the destruction of property and restoration thereof.f. It's the love story of a quirky police consultant and the irritated police detective that puts up with him. - Shawn/Lassiter of Psych, as identified by sgteam14283!g. Her high-school obsession with him has mellowed, allowing them to form a sincere friendship.h. Two musicians pushed together in a comedy of errors - one mild-mannered, one loud and proud, both talented performs who perform well together.i. A soldier and his loud-mouthed partner.j. He saw her in a vision before they met, which is more than she can say.k. A perky blonde snarks and fights with a cynical brat.l. They're the classic childhood friends turned lovers, or they would be if he would just figure it out.m. He'll be her devoted and loving servant the rest of her life, even if she thinks he's just joking.n. They used to be best friends and partners. Now they're the worst of enemies, and one has even killed the other (though it didn't last).