My Happy Holiday post

With the holidays coming up, I’m going to be holed up in a cottage with my family far away from the civilized world. This of course means during the next week, there will be no posts while I enjoy the yuletide celebrations. If you’re on the Internet looking for my words of wisdom, you’re fresh out of luck.

After the holidays, I’ll be recording a special podcast. I ask all of you fans to write in and submit some questions you would like me to answer. They can be silly, serious, or even personal if it strikes your fancy. So either leave your questions in the comment section, or email me at jacobfortin@gmail.com

I hope everyone has a safe and fun Christmas. Be safe, and I’ll see you all next year!

Thank you so very much for making a complete fool out of both yourself and the ridiculous super-religious you so amusingly represent. I wanted to be the first one to have an opportunity to say thank you, because there are times when I think, “Really, I shouldn’t be so hard on un-skeptical people”. You have given me the gift that keeps on giving — at least six months’ worth of guilt-free anti-stupid discrimination.

If I wasn’t so sure that you are a 13 year old pissed off that your pastor told you not to touch yourself, I’d make some attempt at explaining why podcasts such as this and others ARE helpful, and that they serve a powerful and useful purpose. I’d also note that I have yet to hear an episode that was geared toward the subversion of religious folk; most of it is targeted toward people who have already figured out that their brain is useful for more things than imaginary-friend-communication.

Theres only one man named Zac who’s opinon matters and that’s Bayside hottie ZAC MORRIS. You obviously have no sense of humour and can not tell that im just joking. Also i can tell by how you read into my posts that you are a money and life sucking moch who is in his first or second year of univeristy. I hope tha my children do not grow up to be such lazy shitless lay abouts like you. i really feel for your parents as i know how it is to want to give you children everything. i hope for christmas you move out of there basement and get a real job and stop pretending that your going to be a writer or some other bullshit that you have tried to shovel.