“Hey Jimmy, you know anybody in Miami that can get me a passport real quick?”

“Oh yeah, yeah man. I’ve got a cousin up there. He knows everything about everything. Let’s see if I’ve got his number here somewhere, yeah. No, he works out of a pay phone…oh yeah. I’ve got it here. Okay. Today’s international investor, whatever that is. Yeah, everybody’s got a cousin in Miami…”

http://www.redbubble.com/people/webbie Thelma

Come on out There no rest for the lazy

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Come on out of There you notheres no rest for the lazy

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Sara

“I HEARD I was in town!!”

Joe

Jimmy! Do you want to play for GUMBO?

Joyce

Don’t laugh, Jimmy, it took some real talent to be named after you, even if it is as a runner for this darn dog sled team!

http://www.buffettworld.com wayne-o

Now just how in the hell do they expect us to get ready for a show in here!!!

Bill

I still can’t find that darn lost shaker of salt

Steve

C’mon outa there Jimmy. I swear it ain’t gonna be as cold this time.

Steve

Okay, Okay. We’ll let you wear boots and a sweater this time. You’re so spoiled.

Steve

Dang Jimmy. We need you. And after the race I promise we’ll have some boat drinks and then fly to St. Somewhere.

Paul

Aww, come out Jimmy. Naderia’s high notes can’t hurt that bad!

Shawn

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, gear on up, it’s JIMMY time!

Eddie G

Two sniffs and a snort, I took 2 steps back and didn’t know what to think

shechris

Hey little fella…wanna go live with Obama??

max

Does this dog bite? Ruh Roh.

Shawn

Come Monday, it’ll be all right

max

Riddle me this Jimmy the Dog. How in the world are the bottom part of my feet still pasty white when all I wear are sandles? Hmm.

Shawn

I had to leave a little girl in Kingston town too!

RGTOPDA

Is this where they hide the good stuff?

Joni

Ok Jimmy – when you make the checkpoint at Unalakleet you’ll wanna make sure to avoid…

Doug Stickley

“Ok Jimmy, we had the whole Jamaican bobsled team, now it’s your time to shine! Do me proud big dog!!!”

Joan

Be careful out there. I blew out my flip flop. Stepped on a pop top.

MICHELE O.

I know what too many margaritas feels like, but you have come out at some point.

HotRodtheLoveGod

You know, the last time I drank that much tequila I slept in the dog house too.

HotRodtheLoveGod

Now, tell me how you qualified for the dogsled team…it was the top 6 fastest dogs off the Vick Compound?

beth gormley

I heard it on the Coconut Telegraph that you woul be here

Cecil B.

If we’re going to succeed, you’re going to need a change in latitude and change in attitude.

Melissa Roy Leominster, MA

Can you come out so we can take a photo please, I am a big fan of yours!

Paula Kaiser

What you say we go sailing today instead!

http://www.mdkauffmann.com Matt

Yes, I know math sux!

http://www.mdkauffmann.com Matt

It’s safe to come out now, the new guy is in office.

http://www.capt-josh.com Capt. Josh

“Don’t worry J-Dog. Now we’re an Obama-Nation”

PHINZ UP!

Dammit, did you take my shaker of salt?!!

Shane Patton

Jimmy, I swear there is a cold Land Shark at the finish line for you.

Pam

C’mon Jimmy, I promised the girls you would tour with the band, they really want a pet, I’ll give you all the warm fruitcakes I can find!!

Edogger

You know Jimmy…I have a doghouse like this with my name on too! Only I haven’t had to use mine recently…what’d you do? I haven’t heard about it yet on the coconut telegraph!

skip the sailorman

you think ‘your’ dogs are barking…..walk a mile in ‘my’ flipflops……..

Bill

I know, I know…I am not sure what they are thinking, they told me we would have snow this year too!

Sam Forsythe

I told you it’s OK ,the Bushes are gone now!!!!

Chris Austin

you’re the one who said, ‘i gotta go where it’s warm”, now you’re out of a job…there’s NO snow here!!!

http://the-real-dog-talk.com Bubba

Hey Jimmy Boy. I just read John Ross’ book “Adopting A Dog” and going to take you home to live on my big ass Palm Beach Estate!

Chris K

Jimmy, sometimes to get out of the doghouse, you just have to admit its your own damn fault.

Kelly

Ok now, this is my dog house as you can see it has my name on it and you have to get out now, because I am once again, in the doghouse!!

Kevin Roberge

Ok Jimmy. Close your eyes and imagine a frozen, barren landscape. You have nothing to eat but whale blubber. And dogs from frozen countries all over the world are pointing at you and laughing – calling you “Jolly Mon”. You show them Jimmy. Make Jamaica proud”

Jamie

Now Jane, if I catch you with that Blonde Stranger again, you’re going to end up in here for longer! I am tellin ya, you’re going to be in the dog house for atleast a month!!

Aaron C.

No Jimmy… not bobsled team. DOG SLED team. This isn’t Cool Runnings!

Kevin Parrish

Don’t worry little Jimmy, I’ve done run that bear clear off the island!

Roland Sommer

C’mon “Little Jimmy” if leave now…..we can make Jone’s Beach in Aug.

Robert Sheff

Jimmy the dog says to Jimmy Buffett:
“No it ain’t irie, Mon…..Dis is what happon when you make a Jamaica Mistaka”

” Jimmy you have to stay out here tonight in your dog house, this really kills me but you must be punished. It’s team policy, no drinking a case of Landsharks and showing up to practice drunker than me ! “

Adam

Jimmy, my plane was just shot down and I gotta get off this island asap!!! Can you and your team get me and my friends outta here?!?!

Sean

Come on out. Let’s get going to Alaska for the races. You know if we get you enough of those frozen magarittas in you, you won’t notice the difference in the weather. Just remember FINS UP!!!

Sean

Did you take my lost shaker of salt?

Steve

C’mon. So it’s alittle chilly where we’re going. Look, I was going to save this for a surprise but the good news is, I picked up a French poodle in Paris just for you and she’s waiting at the other kennel right now.

Steve

Yes I’ll sing How Much Is That Doggy In The Window on my next tour if you’ll just COME ON OUT!!!

Travis

Holy Crap! I can see the far side of the world in there!

Nancy

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s DOGSLED time!

wavebender

No Really, the Jamaican SWAT team has gone for a Red Stripe, it’s okay to come out now

Glenn

“I know what it’s like, Jane’s had me in the dog house for years!!”

Greg

Have they been shooting at you lately too?

skip the sailorman

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Trent

Ramos ! Where is the #@%* hidden track ????

untabubba

Hey Jimmy, no plane on Sunday. We’re strictly on island time, mon.

Deanna

Don’t worry mon, women love dogs named Jimmy. wuff wuff

Carol

Got a cheeseburger and a margarita waitin’ for ya at the finish line. Now do that name proud!

Carol

Sorry….I only give belly rubs to chicks…even if your name is Jimmy! But I can get you a cheeseburger………………….

christine

..all my grandkids have paws too, and i loved Marley and me!

Jay Hamling

Don’t worry, Jimmy. I hear Alaskans are MUCH friendlier. Besides, you don’t have the ganja either, mon!

Kathy

It’s OK big dog , I know how you feel everyone Makea Mistaka now and then,

http://JimmyBuffeyWorld talking parrot

Jimmy come back,come back, we’ve made a big mistaica, we wont shoot at you to make you pull the sled anymore

Well Ole Jim, singing “On the Knees of My Heart” has always worked for me. Why don’t you give it a try.

Kat

I nearly got SHOT and all I got was this dog named after me.

Kat

A different kind of “Run-a-Muck” .

Fintiki

Now be a good boy and gimme back that freakin cheeseburger!

Fintiki

I understand the economy is getting a little tight, but this has gotta be the smallest Margaritaville I have ever seen!

Fintiki

Hmmmm,
Well, if Peter, Mac, Nadirah,Roger, Robert,Tina,John, and Michael say they can fit in it, well then by GOD we can charge admission and play it!

Melissa

I promise, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere…

Justin R

Wait… how much did you say tickets for my show are going for?!?!

Pirate Wendy

Hey Jimmy, Are you wasted away Again in Margaritaville?

Matt

Dressing rooms used to be bigger before the recession

Doug

Hey, Jimmy. You look like you have a case of cabin fever. I’ve got the perfect remedy. Take one Land Shark with dinner and call me in the morning.

IndySteve

Hmmm, Jimmy I’ll bet with a little thatch on the roof ,a palm tree on the side and a surfboard nameplate I can sell a boatload of these to the Parrotheads. They’re suckers for anything I put out. Let see $99.95 for the Official Margaritaville Doghouse. I like the sound of that. Cha Ching