Happy Birthday Salma Hayek, here’s Burger Boy!

It’s another one of those fantasy picnic days, with Jimmy Connors, Keanu Reeves and Lennox Lewis all gearing up for a conveyor belt of kisses and presents, followed by a very drunken evening nattering around a pub bench. But all of those beefcakes pale in comparison to the wonderful Salma Hayek – our number one beautiful 40-something – who turns 41 today. We simply had to get her a gift, so we sat in a triangle, whispering ideas, until it boiled down to a toss up between a collection of badges, or a video of an advert she made over 20 years ago. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Hayek!

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.