AshenbladeDid they really just admit to trying to brainwash children using baked Goldfish crackers? Please tell me that's just a really obscure metaphor for Jesus, or eternal life, or something not completely fucking evil. Someone restore my faith in humanity.

TheDevil'sWhoreWhen I was in a Catholic after school program, they actually made us eat goldfish crackers while practicing for our First Eucharist. They did not have their brainwashing to the level that this church does though.

I really love how the kids are obviously just repeating lines that they have been fed.

UnderANeonHaloMaybe I should abandon my heathen ways, I didn't know they have goldfish.

fermunDang! Satan only offers me 1000 goldfish daily. This is not nearly enough.

wtf japanThose are some children only Jesus would suffer to come unto him.