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Don’t Spoil It!

Is the coast clear? Did you actually believe the words written on the card? Don’t you wish that all the people who could express their true feelings do so? Have the flowers died? Are the balloons beginning to deflate? Did you get through the special Valentine’s Dinner offer? Do you have any more candy left? Has the bubbly gone out the campaign? Were you playing the Isley Brother’s throw back, Love The One You With? Were you singing Rude Boys and Gerald Levert, Written All Over Your Face? Were you caught up in the Red Moment? Are you seeing Red? How many people out there in the universe think Valentine’s Day is OVERRATED? Are you mad because everything you purchase is now on clearance? Do you feel like you want to put your relationship on clearance? There are 365 days in a year on a regular note and 1 extra day allowed in 2016. Did I strike a nerve? Don’t Spoil It!

There was plenty of TIME to pour the wine.

Did you forget or fail to do so?

I could not read was Written All Over Your Face.

I’m confused, angry and caught up in a bind.

Where is your navigational device, Robinson Cruesoe?

Shipwrecked again! What a sin! Is it so hard for you to find my place?

Baby! You know it doubles and I have boo-coo trouble with any type of directions.

Time escapes me and totally flies by.

This navigational device failed and really stinks.

I made a WRONG TURN so I call my BOI’s for protection.

Pharrell, Bruno, and Will I Am won’t LIE.

OMG! You bought the device for me. Forgive me Baby, I didn’t think.

There will be no cuddle or huddle at this address.

Don’t bother to give me your worthless card.

I tried to be understanding when you said the words don’t come out right.

Take your dead flowers and your deflated balloons so I can clean up this mess.

Your clothes will be out in the yard.

Tell your Posse your lady got bossy. You are lucky you did not get a knuckle-soup fight.

Baby! I know the dinner did not make me a winner.

I am sorry I ate some of your candy on the way.

Hey! How was I supposed to know the champagne was flat?

A few pieces of candy missing won’t help you look thinner.

That was rotten and awful thing for me to say.

It was slip of the lip but Baby I did not call you fat.

I wanted to scream and shout as I sat there pouring my heart out.

So I began to sing Chaka Khan’s, My Funny Valentine.

What happen next didn’t EVEN seem real.

This Brother had used up all of his clout.

Yes, I was tipsy but not drunk nor out of mind.

What did you say Boo? You know you’re through. I’m sober and here’s the deal.

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One comment on “Don’t Spoil It!”

Like Tina turner said it best, “what’s love got to do with it.” Nowadays you can end a relationship with a touch of a button or use a text. What the hell. Get out of here technology the curse of the meaning of relationship.call me the valentine day grinch but the day is just another retail holiday like wal mart and hall mart. Now you can send ecards via emailing. Good grief Charlie Brown. Is there true meaning to love or our behavior has become so intentional not to interact with people on certain occasions and we are not talking about baby face on two occasions song song. Hate to spoil it America but Valentine’s Day is another day to get money like the government but only on February 14 and not April 15.