After which I assume you use the monkey as a catapult test payload? {sick, evil grin}

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Being a vegetarian I like my pumpkin soup completely free of "body parts" :-) I'ts not an extensive search but I looked at the first 50 hits on google for origins of peter peter pumpkin eater and found no reference to cannibalism...

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And all this time I thought pumpkins were grown for pumpkin seeds. But that has me wondering which came first, the pumpkin or the seed? Or even "why did the pumpkin cross the road?" (I think it was to avoid being a catapult payload)

I went for the catapult test payload although I was tempted to choose "task ownership batons" (we used to call them "tarbabies"). I would assume since it's just testing that we'll fire them in some neutral direction.. Heh. The definition of neutral can be left to the next poll.

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My favorite use to date: Mead =)
I take a pumpkin pie recipe, subtract the eggs, milk, and sugar, then enough ingredients to make 2 pies, add 15 pounds of honey and about 4.5 gallons of water. Ferment for 9 months, bottle, let sit for 6mo. to a year. Enjoy! *hic*