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Sheer Negligee.....

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife for Valentines Day. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price—the more sheer, the higher the price.Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on , and model it for him.Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.The husband says, ‘Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’He never heard the shot.Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.