rueben sandwich table 3,
dutch coleslaw on the side,
for a dog from maine
that performs the heillick manouver
on popeye as he choked on spinach
and for andy warhol in the next booth,
some dutch doughnuts and a side of
bean sprouts from indoneesia
as a special order.
plus an abe lincoln 12 inch
sushi special for ron perlman.

*well done Gendo
your pig latin is wonderful*

GendoTheGreat

08-13-2002, 07:03 AM

I know my German is bad. I can never remember if sentence structure is supposed to be reversed or not. And I get a lot of words wrong I'm sure.

Let's get back on topic, before Metallus decides to put a few hollow-points into our skulls:

CHEESE!

Darth Eggplant

08-13-2002, 12:47 PM

Crackers

GendoTheGreat

08-13-2002, 02:25 PM

dry

Darth Eggplant

08-14-2002, 12:28 AM

Canada

GendoTheGreat

08-14-2002, 09:23 AM

Commonwealth

Darth Eggplant

08-14-2002, 03:54 PM

abject poverty

GendoTheGreat

08-14-2002, 05:21 PM

Me. (Poverty? The Commonwealth? I don't see the connection.)

Darth Eggplant

08-14-2002, 11:55 PM

You

(opposite of wealth=poverty
alt adjective to common=abject)

GendoTheGreat

08-15-2002, 02:05 AM

so obvious (*slaps forehead* I must've overdosed on Stupid pills.)

Darth Eggplant

08-15-2002, 09:28 AM

Obtuse Velcro

Tall Guy

08-15-2002, 04:10 PM

multifunctional thingy 'm' jigger

GendoTheGreat

08-15-2002, 07:15 PM

Rube Goldberg

Darth Eggplant

08-16-2002, 01:35 AM

Kosher Pickle

GendoTheGreat

08-16-2002, 01:47 AM

tickle

Tall Guy

08-16-2002, 09:36 AM

'tickle me elmo'!

.....ah come on...its fun!

GendoTheGreat

08-16-2002, 01:47 PM

Yippee

Darth Eggplant

08-17-2002, 01:02 AM

Kai Yai...
(and the rest Bruce Willis
said in Die Hard, but the forum
will editi it, so if you saw the movie
fill in the blank.)

Tim
(his portrayal of Darkness
in the movie Legend was the only
thing redeamable about that flick.)

GendoTheGreat

08-22-2002, 06:34 AM

Who?

Darth Eggplant

08-22-2002, 10:21 AM

Tommy can you see me?
can you hear me near you?
(a vespa scooter to everyone)
see Metallus the Mod of all Mod's
his collection of B&W checkered
clothing and his pile of vinyl
Specials albums is quite impressive.)

The first games I ever bought were in a pack of four: Command and Conquer, Syndicate Wars, Theme Park and Simcity 2000. I could never get Theme Park to run properly. It was too old even for my ****ty old computer. Anyway, for some reason when I hear Theme Park mentioned it reminds me of Syndicate Wars. Syndicate Wars was really cool fun. My old computer was to slow for it to run really well, and my new computer is way, way too fast. Which is a shame, because I really like that game.

Darth Eggplant

10-07-2002, 01:38 PM

GendoTheGreat
(because that was a wild and wooly
response to Theme Park, now I am going
to think of Gendo in a Syndicate War
everytime I hear Theme Park mentioned.)
:D

GendoTheGreat

10-07-2002, 05:42 PM

disposable tube socks

Darth Eggplant

10-08-2002, 01:00 AM

Dobby the House Elf.

*Harry Potter
and the Chamber of Secrets
is coming soon.
Now there is a good movie.
'Harry Potter
and the Philosopher's Stone.'
much better than 'Lost Highway'
in fact so was Young Einstein
starring Yahoo Serious.*

:D

Tall Guy

10-08-2002, 03:55 AM

bobby the house wife

GendoTheGreat

10-08-2002, 05:48 AM

Bobby the convicted rapist

Darth Eggplant

10-08-2002, 11:56 AM

Bubbly the Anebriated Grapeist
;)

GendoTheGreat

10-08-2002, 01:38 PM

Bobby the undead denizen of Satan

Darth Eggplant

10-08-2002, 05:38 PM

Nobby the AnhkMorpork guard
who drives a Saturn.

GendoTheGreat

10-09-2002, 09:05 AM

Nobby sux nuts! (Boo, hiss!) All hail Bobby! (Yay! Yay!)

Darth Eggplant

10-09-2002, 01:14 PM

Bobby Sexton and his all Nun Choir

GendoTheGreat

10-09-2002, 03:17 PM

Bobby the reticulated Spline

Darth Eggplant

10-09-2002, 05:22 PM

Bobby the bespectaloral sphinxtor

*I think Gendo we need, you need
to start a thread called Bobby's world
if we are going on like this.*
:D

GendoTheGreat

10-09-2002, 10:11 PM

Bobby the personified super-ego

Darth Eggplant

10-14-2002, 12:40 AM

Bobby let go of my F@#&ing Eggo!

GendoTheGreat

10-14-2002, 05:33 AM

Bobby the bible-bashing extreme right-wing thug

Darth Eggplant

10-14-2002, 03:11 PM

Bobby the Bubble Bobble playing Ladybug

Junior™

10-15-2002, 08:57 AM

Blotto the mighty morphing wibble-wobble

Darth Eggplant

10-15-2002, 12:17 PM

Onslo the nightly dolphin scrabble champ

*and hello to a new forum member too!*

Junior™

10-16-2002, 06:59 AM

Humptydumpty the hyper-dyper, cake-eating dart-maniac

Oh, and kudos to you, DarthEggplant.
:)

GendoTheGreat

10-16-2002, 10:01 AM

I've always meant to ask; what the heck is a "Kudo"? Everyone says it, but I don't think they know what it means. I sure as hell don't.

Junior™

10-16-2002, 01:53 PM

To be honest...I have no idea. I just use this expression instead of "thanks" without knowing why.

:(

Darth Eggplant

10-16-2002, 05:25 PM

*silently,
the Society of the Origami Crane
sneaks up on GendoTheGreat
and commits Kabuki on him.
Kudos is the japanese equivilant
of a chicago Gyros;
only a Kudos is tempura squid
and rice wrapped up in seaweed
instead of a Pita.*

Abe is da Fish
Barney is the Miller
and Nick still makes
a really bad pot of coffee

GendoTheGreat

10-18-2002, 03:13 PM

Available now, for a limited time...

The homemade low-yield nuclear device!*

Perfect for impressing your friends and superiors\subordinates at your next NRA\Klan\Scientology gathering!

Don't miss out on this fabulous oppourtunity! Order now, while they're still relatively stable!

(* No guarantees against obliteration and\or irradiation of all life forms in a 5-15 mile radius.)

Junior™

10-18-2002, 07:48 PM

confusion

Darth Eggplant

10-19-2002, 01:12 AM

funny because I think
the US military considered
the idea of Nuclear Handgrenades,
but the soldiers did give the trials
a glowing evaluation
;)

GendoTheGreat

10-19-2002, 03:50 AM

krazi dewd

Darth Eggplant

10-19-2002, 06:12 AM

Natzi Drew

Junior™

10-19-2002, 10:25 AM

Drew Barrymore

GendoTheGreat

10-19-2002, 03:12 PM

Astroturf and formica

Darth Eggplant

10-19-2002, 03:28 PM

Smurfette fornication

GendoTheGreat

10-19-2002, 07:10 PM

Today is Sunday. I almost wish I had a church to go to.

I say again; almost.

Darth Eggplant

10-20-2002, 02:31 AM

worship at the temple of selfdom
then you Aethistic, Arrogant,
Non Pagen Astrology disbeliever.
or go throw some rocks at some drop bears.
hey, I think I hear some Dingos
running away with your new HDD.
:D