Law and Ordeals Podcast: Where will we put the Thanksgiving leftovers after you took a sword to the fridge?

The Law and Ordeals podcast looks at the stupid and strange from Milwaukee-area police reports, featuring Now Newspapers senior staff members Lainey Seyler and JR Radcliffe.(Photo: Illustration by Matt Colby)

A man's Thanksgiving ends in sword-wielding frustration. It turns out you can't get to China by traveling underground. "I love you" feels hollow when it's scrawled in marker on your vehicle's upholstery. A stuffed animal is complicit in electronics theft.