Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”“Really? like a newborn baby?”“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

This made me smile and so I should share it. I found it on the internet. I can't claim credit for it, just don't know who wrote.