The Daily News...

This one otherwise frugal fellowtells me that he likes to leave his lights on at homewhen he's not there, so, as he puts it,“The house won't feel so lonesome.”

(Now don’t any of you Doctors Of Metaphorout there write me with suggestions about this.)

And yet another member of our audiencewrites to say that thanks to me, he now seesmost of mans’ ordinary activities as“cute...irritating and pretentious...but cute.”

Don't get all your eggs from one chicken –unless it’s the BIG CHICKEN.

(Even more strange and exotic facts):

There was this one guy whose opinionof himself was no better or worsethan his opinion of others. (Hey – “strange” is one thing,“totally unbelievable,” something else!)

In the midst of increasingly rapid change,and in the grip of his own negativeperceptions thereof, this one manangrily spat and scoffed, “Progress –HAH! Why, when I was young,we didn't even HAVE progress.”