Female lawmakers dressed in white watch as President Donald Trump delivers the State of the Union address in the chamber of the U.S. House of Representatives at the U.S. Capitol Building on February 5, 2019 in Washington, DC. A group of female Democratic lawmakers chose to wear white to the speech in solidarity with women and a nod to the suffragette movement.Photo: Alex Wong (Getty Images)

Remember Katrina Pierson? Don’t worry if you don’t as only close friends and family actually remember Katrina Pierson. And she’s alive.

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But way back in 2015 when Trump was just a washed-up reality TV persona trying to become a washed-up reality TV president, Pierson was Trump’s favorite mouthpiece who was on all the talk shows.

If Omarosa Manigault Foster Lieman Nicholson Proctor and Johnson and an actual bird had a baby, that bird would be Katrina Pierson.

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Republican political consultant Katrina Pierson arrives at Trump Tower, December 14, 2016 in New York City. This is the first major meeting between President-elect Trump and technology industry leaders.Photo: Drew Angerer (Getty Images)

Pierson claimed that President Barack Obama started the war in Afghanistan—a fascinating claim given that at the time, Obama was just a state senator in Illinois. When responding to the death of Capt. Humayun Khan, which occurred in 2004 in Iraq, Pierson said, “It was under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton that changed the rules of engagement that probably cost his life.” When alerted to reality, Pierson then claimed that “tens of thousands of soldiers” had been lost and “1 million” soldiers were wounded. No.

Oh, and one can’t ignore that she also plays the role of doctor sometimes, diagnosing Hillary Clinton with dysphasia, a rare disorder related to brain disease. This is all during the month of August. Never mind Pierson’s past instances of foolishness. Like, say, questioning Marco Rubio’s citizenship earlier this year. Or late last year, when she asked, “What is the point in having a good nuclear triad if you are afraid to use it?”

So it’s with this bag of Lawry’s that I present to a story that includes Pierson emerging from her cocoon of silence and obscurity to prove that winter isn’t coming but stupid is.

On Tuesday, several Democratic congresswomen wore all white—and looked like they were headed to a Frankie Beverly featuring Maze boat party—in a tribute to U.S. suffragist movement (whose backers often dressed in white while battling to give women the right to vote) to the president’s shoutout and lie-fest more commonly call the State of the Union.

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Brace yourself because you’re about to get a heavy dose of Pierson, the woman too vapid and utterly childish to hold an official place inside Trump’s White House, who tweeted this early Wednesday morning:

But Trump did pause to recognize the influx of newly elected Democratic women in the chamber. Trump noted that “we also have more women serving in the Congress than ever before,” as freshman firebrands such as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) and Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) stood while the crowd applauded.

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I wish I could say that Pierson was alone in her ridiculous thinking that a group of women from all kinds of racial backgrounds were similar to the klan but then that would be leaving out one of the conkiest conks to ever conk: the Rev. Darrell Scott aka Rev. BootLick.

And because Pierson and Rev. BootLick will do anything for full white acceptance, the Post noted that right-wing figures couldn’t wait to pile on.

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Not sure how this became a thing but the Post added that the right has been on a tear lately in an attempt to connect the KKK with the Democratic Party when we all know which party the KKK truly loves and I assure you it’s not any of the women wearing white.