Sjet, I reckon it's time we knocked up another Zealous joke post... I think Captain Ducane needs to blow the ship up a few more times, and Supreme Admiral Sjet needs to do some more dodgy dealings, and Cleaner Ja'arda needs some more toilets to clean.

Sjet- Reservation for three?
Waiter- Name?
Sjet- Jake Sjet, Alex Ducane and Ti’ana Sullivan.
Waiter- No…nothing here.
Sjet- Huum…try under The Construct, main course and dessert.
Ti’ana- What was that?
Waiter- Ah, right this way sir.
Alex- What is it with you and The Construct, its nothing but a brand name.
Sjet- Do you two want to sit by the kitchen?
Ti’ana/Alex-No
Sjet-I didn’t think so.

Sjet- How can they put this much mayonnaise in a tuna sandwich, gah!
Ti’ana- Hey I thought you were impervious to damage?
Sjet- I am…its to rich, makes me queasy.
Alex- So you guys gonna help me set up my DVD player?
Sjet- Wa? I thought we were going cycling?
Ti’ana- I thought we were going bowling?
Alex- We would but…cycling with some one who can run at 60kph and someone with an uncanny ability at geometry...makes cycling and bowling…not fun. Besides its got surround sound.
Sjet- Whoa…cool.
Ti’ana- Hey I thought you-
Sjet- I did, but this is Surround sound…SURROUND SOND PEOPLE. Its…its like your there!
Ti’ana-Oh kay….

(Walking down the street they trio pass a board way theatre, with reviews on the front for “Oklahoma!”)
Sjet- Now that’s what we should do, look at these great reviews!
Alex- (holding his brand new DVD player) Bah
Ti’ana-Of course there good, they’re not likely to put bad reviews on the front are they?
Sjet- No, look this ones by Zania “Its just one song after another and nothing else” I trust her reviewing skills.
Ducane- Bah, its just a bunch of-

(Suddenly a robber appears from no where and steals the boxed DVD player from Ducane and makes off into the crowd of people)

(One quick transformation later Jake leaps forward in the direction the prep was going in)

Alex-Hey! (Looks at Ti’ana and the Beast as they are standing a foot away reading another review) quit that and catch him!
Ti’ana- its all me me me today.

(Running off after the perp its not soon that Sjet catch’s up to him. Striking a pose the robber throws the DVD player at him, it bounced off his scaled chest and lands on the floor with the sound of breaking plastic)

Alex-Hey, why didn’t you catch it?
Sjet- I don’t do that; I do this (Strikes same pose)

Alex- Well…(whip’s out his credit card) while you might be protected from everything, I’m protected from fire, floor, and robbery and bouncing!

(Back at Alex’s New York apartment)
Sjet- Ti’ana you have trouble with that DVD player?
Ti’ana- No…( holds to red wires, to which there is only one red slot) this isn’t like my DVD player at home…

Our tale tonight begins last one winters eve, where...on the lonely Prison world of Rura Penthe...the Warden of the prison stalks her office..in complete, mind numbing boredom...
That is, until that fateful phone call...

phone-ring ring....ring ring...you'd think 4 years at Oxford would get me a bigger part...ring ring

Ti'ana-'Ello? Rura Penthe prison, you bag'em we tag'em?

Klingon Fiends Commission, here by referred to as KFC-Hello this is KFC, we're stock taking.

Ti'ana-Oh good! I'll have-

KFC-If you say family bucket of chicken we'll send a targ to leave you a present. Now, we're stock taking on prisoners so we can tell the High Command what a rubbish job the police are doing. You know, empty the ranks through mass honour duels and free up more money for my Holiday home on Risa.

Ti'ana-Huum...well we have that Con Man..no, wait he became a lawyer...then there was that Blue Dude who ate people....oh, wait he's not here! He escaped! Then their was the forger in on counterfeiting, he bought his way out I think. Ha...you know what, I think we're empty!

KFC-WHAT! Do you know what that means! You job is in jeopardy!

Ti'ana-What! But I don't want to go abroad!

KFC-I do not care how you do it, get that prison filled or your fired! underlined fired!

phone-He hung up, I feel kinda down about it now you mention it.

Ti'ana-But how...how can I fill up this prison! No ones committing crimes! I scrub and wash those cells, oil those locks and give transfusion of blood to the blood hounds! I work my fingers to the bone without a word of thanks!

Door-opens, I'm just pushed around really.

Sjet-May I come in?

Ti'ana-Have you committed a crime?

Sjet-No...

Ti'ana-You can't then, this is a prision and you need to commit a crime to come in here.

Sjet-You car's the green on in the parking lot right?

Ti'ana-Yeah, why?

Sjet-I just stole the CD player.

Ti'ana-Oooh! Come on in then, make your self at home!

Sjet-I will I will...now I hear you've got vacancies in your prison yes? Well, I have convicts and they need homes! I tell you, lawyers these days are to good at their jobs, we enjoy the perks of state welfare and care.

Ti'ana-Okay, they can stay! I'll keep my job!!

Sjet-Shake on it?

Ti'ana-*shakes hand* Done!

Sjet-You have been...

And so Sjet filled the prison with the worst the SLA had to offer, the bottom of the barrel, the lowest of the low, the filth of society.
SMASH!!!
I've just been handed a prick, which was thrown through my window...
I am instructed to say all Hosts are good people, are not evil, and abductions are rare. Remember, Hosts are good. Do not go against The Party.
Now back to the show.
So to celebrate her new found wealth and the fact she was the only law abiding citizen in a parsec, Ti'ana threw a huge party for the prisoners.

Striker-You dance divinely.

Ti'ana- You do to, even with the shackles and the mask stopping you from eating people.