Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like . Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.