Madonna demands the loins of Gerard Butler

Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler’s elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life:

Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.”
After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner – but alas, she left alone.

Here’s why I don’t believe this story: It’s not that hard to fuck Gerard Butler.

2.) It’s not like there isn’t a line of women waiting outside Gerard’s apartment. I mean, shit, she’s Madonna. I’m sure someone will let her cut ahead. After that’s it’s a simple matter of presenting and being mentally prepared to hear “It’s like I’m fawking a wee sandbag” before telling the next one to come in. Really not that complicated.

You can tell this story is bullshit because the article says “it was hot” when Madonna ‘more vascular than Rambo on steroids’ Ciccone, Demi ‘plastic’ Moore, and Gerard ‘stroke face’ Butler were grinding.

no madonna didnt want to f*ck gerard-. they are friends. and he guy rivthie friend. madonna was probably drunk and she loves to flirt and demi was there too. everytime madonna starts to dance shes always super sexy. shes madonna. she is many men fntasie. but he is a friend of guy and he met jesus in brazil .he said once that madonna is stunning but they arent involved at all. just a funny night. just that

as a men i think madonna is super sexy and he just control himself cause he is a frined of guy and madonna was probably just kidding like she always is. but she drives every men to craziness.
she must be a leo on the bed

I would love to video tape Madonna + Gerard having sex.
Then I would put down the camera and fuck Gerard myself, while yelling at him THIS IS SPARTA over and over again…then I would turn to Madonna and make Butler hold the camera, and I would dance around In a big red flamenco dress and sing, LA ISLA BONITA, then we would play with each other’s pussies, while I did the bridge and fondled Butler’s big Scottish, British, Asian balls

Then we would smoke a cigarette, and I would anal fuck both of them with my double headed dildo..fuck them hard, those dirty celebrities..ya ya..