This is an outrage! ... and one terrifically cute bunneh! Hazel-ra, you are so patient to accommodate your stoopid hoomin's poor sense of hoomor ... your hoomin better sleep with one eye open... a bun can always use her fluffy tummy to suffocate a stoopid hoomin ...

Whenever my two masters get a little too demanding, I remind them they would fit perfectly in the crockpot. I usually get a double dose of thumping, bunny butt and serious ignoring...until I bring out the carrot greens.

Have any of you noticed this phenom, or is it just me? People find out you have the great honor of living with rabbits, and their reaction is either 1)jokes about eating rabbits or 2)horror stories about how they used to have a rabbit but...*insert horrible ending for rabbit here* It's weird. I've never noticed this behavior concerning any other type of companion animals....just wondering!

@Suzy: I hope you begged Hazel-ra's forgiveness for using the words "cooked" and "bunny" in the same sentence. "I'll tip my hat to the new constitution,Take a bow for the new Bunvolution,Smile and grin at the change all around,Pick up all the poops and spray,Just like yesterday,Then I'll get on my knees and prayWe don't get THUMPED AGAIN !!"

@ Tiberia: YES! Never fails. Upon hearing I have rabbits, even my students have to tell me every sad rabbit story. Why doesn't anyone ever have HAPPY stories? @ Elena: Thank your husband for the excellent response! I definetly don't hear that kind of "food" comment for any other pet--no matter how exotic.

We once had a tradesman give us a quote for home improvements. He also made suggestions on how to cook HRH Queen Phoebe and Prince Consort Drizzle. Without going into details as to what I suggested he do with his power tools, he lost the bid.