Did you ever wonder what Rarity went through preparing for the Sisterhooves Social race? Wonder no more! Rarity wades through mud, grape juice, egg yolk, and a certain farmer pony's attempts at encouragement, all in the name of sisterhood.

From all of us together, together we're friends. With the marks of our destinies made one, there is magic without end. Shaping our own destiny is what we’re meant to do, but sometimes you might find a path you didn’t think was possible for you.

Maybe that glance lasted just a little too long, or maybe a certain conversation could be interpreted as innuendo. Whatever it is, sometimes we see only what we want to see, and sometimes our fantasies get the best of us. Rarity is no exception.

hahahahaha, this was excellent, and a realistic outlook on us shippers. We do tend to see things that aren't there.Also, I literally burst out laughing at the last line. It was just so simple and to the point.Nice work!

A perfect depiction of shipping (or rather, many shippers), written in 40 minutes. Served with a very good helping of RainbowPie, and an even bigger helping of OHMYGODTHISISHILARIOUS. I'm impressed. And in stitches. That is all. That I can think of right now. Because I'm laughing too hard to type any more.

""Remember that banquet in Canterlot when you had the epiphany that I was in love with Princess Celestia?" she asked curtly, blushing slightly. Rarity at least had the presence of mind to look guilty at the reminder. "Not only were you wrong, but you almost caused a massive scandal! Imagine what ponies would've thought--the ruler of Equestria, the benevolent princess of the sun, carrying out an illicit affair with her underage pupil? It would've been unhealthy and illegal!"

Despite my undying hate for Rainbow Pie I love this fic. Very funny and meta. I am ashamed to admit that I often think exactly like rarity does with my ships. this may be the aforementioned hate I mentioned earlier but the last paragraph could've been cut. Funnier to just have it be Rarity's delusions. But that's just me.

Absolutely hilarious! I laughed for every second I was reading this, and I think every "ship" writer in every fandom needs to read this.

There were two typos:Rarity graciously allowed wit a benevolent smile with hopping in face and sending Remove face

...if I were cool/smart enough there would be a hopping Rarity picture from Green Isn't Your Color about right here... Thank you for making me extremely happy!

Edit: since most others are mentioning the ending line I'll say; I didn't like that last line, yeah it was funny but everything in the story was funny, but I'm not here for that and I don't appreciate the idea.