reipsadeus

Doe not call up Any that you cannot put downe; by the which I mean, Any that can in turn call up somewhat against you, whereby your powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than you.

caspianta

am i taking this the wrong way, or is this the most offensive thing ever? likening the man who is remembered for ending slavery (emancipating) to a magician who's...i dunno...getting PETA upset by forcing an abused giraffe be a part of a trick. i'm kind of ashamed of woot for producing this shirt...for me it goes a little too far.

unrulyking

Im sure this shirt is meant to be little else but silly. And yet, if you wear it, wouldn't you expect at least a dozen or so people that day to think you're an unabashed racist?

What's the point of the giraffe having rabbit ears? Isn't that a little weird, like a giant church moving in to an old car dealership lot (Woot employees, I think you know what I mean)? Honestly, I just don't understand if it's meaningful or pointless.

captivity

This is absurd, or inaccurate. Either way, I'll pass. Amusing as graffiti, fistfight-inspiring as an article of clothing. Actually, I think my husband would punch me out if I wore it. Or I'd punch him. Either way, we agree that Abe was mediocre and history books glaze over any real reasoning behind his actions.

I just mentioned this shirt to my husband, and with his extensive background in history, he said to me, and I quote: "He had a really high voice."

flibbityjibbet

I don't think this is as much about Abe being tall, as it is about his hat being tall. He was famous for that hat. Although I think he could have pulled off the fedora. But then he'd only be able to pull this trick on gremlins.

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