Hey Everyone, I know if you are like me, you are asking yourself, Self, I have collected all this cool Tiki Stuff, Now What?
Well I know! Send it to me, Do it now! I will even let you pay for shipping.
Don't that sound just swell!!!! Why collect all that stuff that just takes up room on that great BambooBen shelf on your wall,

when you can just send it to me, so "I" can clutter up my home & save you all that dusting, I will even take a picture of your
sent items, so you can enjoy them anytime you wish.

Do it Now

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Now Punk & Tiki mix well, like a Mai Tai with attitude.
But what do I know? I am just a punk with a Mai Tai.

Kenny,Kenny....manipulation?, I think the intention is quite clear, no subterfuge at all, no sneaky scams, like..
"you send me your Tiki Stuff, bring two forms of ID to our office in Fashion Island, you get a free trip to Orange County,Calif.
or what ever city you happen to live in, already. Oh, sit threw this 3 hour sales pitch for Time sharing on our New Condo project on the Moon.
which we neglected to tell you about in the first place, Kinda thing........

I am doing you a favor, plus you will feel good that you paid for shipping, because you are helping the economy!
And freeing up space to put more things on that Great BambooBen shelf on your wall.

I have input your post into my "Marvac 1000" Super Computer and it confirms you are lacking the Levity Gene!
I am sorry to bring you this dire news & there is no known cure.

Further inquiry's has brought to light the fact, That you! are the "Pillager of Rapa Nui" and we would like our Moais Back ASAP!

Also you have been chosen to host in your front yard this year the largest gathering of Maori Warriors in the world
where they will perform the Worlds largest "Haka" just for you, You will get no nose rub.....

this isn't economic recovery
but
simply economic distribution...
Just cleared up about 20x10 feet of wall space via sales this month...
maybe some of you could help ME by sending some stuff to fill MY walls!

You won't regret it!
it'll look great with all the other Tiki stuff
I've hunted for and EARNED
over the years....

Wouldn't it feel better if ALL the beautiful Tiki things
adorning your hut
were ones that you actually had to work for?