"Viva la Vida"

"Viva los Muertos"

The Lyrics

I used a tool with bladesIn the bright daylight without shadesI got distracted by solar glareSo I soaked and ruined a chair

I used some vulgar wordsAnd I think that some small children heardWished I could apologizeBut I couldn't make sense, just muffled cries

One mother she yelled at meThen her rage became pityBy then I realized that the cash I'd savedWas of no use at all, I wished I'd behaved

My fear of Lucifer seems unfoundedRoaming aimlessly quite astoundedThat I still can think thoughts and seeWhy's this existence of mine coffin-free?Now I seem to be banned from trainsClearly ghosts have it betterBetter contain my smellOr I'll wish I lived in Hell

My face has festered so flies galoreLive by my skin, each day brings moreFrightened whispers and much louder screamsPost-life is coming apart at the seams

Science luminaries fightSince they're desperate to claim the rightTo dissect me for their own researchI hope they can't agree as I lurch

I paid a visit to mom and papaWhen mom saw me she gasped and dropped - aLifeless body on shiny floorMy pissed off father lunged with quite a roarThen a reflex I have kicked inI brought my teeth down upon his skinNow I am just like dadI never guessed that would be bad

I would be doomed now but Congress made aLaw declaring my kind endangeredIt's illegal to cause us harmSince I'm not human I can gnaw your armBut arm feasting feels rather lameI must have eaten a dozen brainsIt's been a rotten weekIf you can't empathize don't speak

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