Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical)
Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta

Friday, December 15, 2006

Paul and Trent are Strangely Absent

Buddha, MS> I am packed and ready to go to camp for the Still Hunting Season. I called my crooked lawyer brother Paul to see what time he and his toadie Moe were going to be there. His office said that he had to make an emergency trip to China with my other Scrooge like brother Trent last night and would be returning today. Something about praying at the ancient temple and shrine of Thunderhooficious.