Ten better uses for your sailors long-cast.

4. Cut into rectangles and put it into your purse or wallet so you look flush at a glance when rummaging for change.

5. Screw it into a ball and lob it at your sailors head.

6. Save the planet and get vintage-y by taking it with you when you go down the chippy.

7. Haven’t finished that essay/presentation/stock order? Flash it at your tutor/supervisor/mother in law and start sobbing uncontrollably about “the cruel cruel navy” -it’s an instant get out of trouble free card!