A couple problems. First, there doesn't seem to be any control of the start signal. It's manually (heh) managed by up to four hands trying to start at the same time. If one of them is always slower than the rest or faster than the rest, that throws off the odds. Second, there doesn't seem to be a designated finish line or even track, for that matter.

I'm not going to say it's a dumb idea, but if they were to use mice or rats instead of dildos this could be much more interesting.

AverageAmericanGuy:A couple problems. First, there doesn't seem to be any control of the start signal. It's manually (heh) managed by up to four hands trying to start at the same time. If one of them is always slower than the rest or faster than the rest, that throws off the odds. Second, there doesn't seem to be a designated finish line or even track, for that matter.

I'm not going to say it's a dumb idea, but if they were to use mice or rats instead of dildos this could be much more interesting.

run it like a drag-strip. declare winner by which dildo goes from a designated start point to a finish point, rather than going from when 'start' is declared.