"It is often forgotten that (dictionaries) are artificial repositories, put together well after the languages they define. The roots of language are irrational and of a magical nature." - Jorge Luis Borges, Prologue to "El otro, el mismo."

"Corruptus In Extremis"

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library." Jorge Luis Borges

Rain Partier

World's Biggest Fake BoobsMaxi Mounds is the proud owner of these 36MMMs.What they’re for: Jiggling up and down, on or around other slightly less enormous boobies.What they could do to you: Crush your skull like an egg.Appropriate reaction upon coming face-to-face with them: Putting your face between them and going, “Whoobalabalabalaba” and then running away into the night.

Rain Partier

World's Biggest Fake BoobsMaxi Mounds is the proud owner of these 36MMMs.What they’re for: Jiggling up and down, on or around other slightly less enormous boobies.What they could do to you: Crush your skull like an egg.Appropriate reaction upon coming face-to-face with them: Putting your face between them and going, “Whoobalabalabalaba” and then running away into the night.