The Bloodied Beards of Turkey’s Terrorists

ALEPPO :

The “Factory Area” (Al-Ma’mal) between Al-Jood Association and Bayaanoon Village saw wild and wooly moments as the Syrian Army continued its march toward Turkey. A van loaded with 7 rats was destroyed and all their weapons and ammunition seized for distribution to our militias.

Many of our readers are contacting me about Al-Zahraa Town near Nibbul with news about its liberation. I have received reports only that the army is tackling stubborn defenses there with significant progress. I am, of course, like many of you, anxious to see the town liberated and its population freed from the stench of the Erdoghani Turks. Let’s hope we can declare it rat-free tomorrow.

Rat websites have announced the death of one of their verminious heroes, one called ‘Adnaan Junayd Abu-Hilaal, a Nusra leader. He was…