The FULL conversation: Person 1: “Don’t talk politics with this guy, he’s a typical liberal californian who’s viewpoints will make you want to vomit all over your desk.” Person 2:”oh ok, thanks for the heads up, now if only we can get him to stop taking up space in the class with his longboard….I mean…doesn’t he have a car?” Person 1: “The keys probably got lost in one of the many pockets on his cargo shorts.”