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A British teenager who was supposed to get a "gorilla-gram" for his birthday instead got a spanking from a stripper dressed as a policewoman in front of his teacher and classmates, reports Sky News. The boy's mother had arranged for an unidentified agency to give her son the "surprise" at his Nottingham school on his 16th birthday.

In what it called a booking error, the agency sent a stripper who told the boy he was "naughty" for not doing his homework, led him around the room on a leash, put on some Britney Spears music, and spanked him with a whip. Only when she partially disrobed and asked the boy to rub cream into her buttocks did the shocked teacher intervene. The local education authority is investigating.