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This randomly popped up on VFH mid-way through production, but failed as it was incomplete. While this wasn't intended as one of my VFH-able articles, I'm now intrigued as to its possibilties. If anyone wants to make a comment, right here would be the place. ----§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 23:58, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

I actually work at Starbucks so I find this absolutely hilarious. I would vote for it right now... --SirCHolla | CUN 06:23, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

I was actually gonna vote for it before you withdrew it - David Gerard 12:22, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Ok. I think I've completed it. At this point, I can't renom it to VFH because it isn't a week of age, but if anyone would like to nom it before then I certainly wouldn't mind. ----§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 03:32, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

I approve of this article and its message.--Emmzee 13:47, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

One of very few articles where I actually read the whole damn thing. And here I thought the title would be the only funny part... --User:Nintendorulez 23:00, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Can you actually order this? Seriously? 70.34.16.97 01:30, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I went to Starbucks today and tried to order it, they said they had no such thing =(. Oh well. I'm sure it wouldn't have tasted good. I mean look at the description. It has SOY AND SWEET N' LOW IN IT FOR FUCKS SAKE. Marblefluss 03:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Heh, you should've seen the look on the chick's face... her eyeballs were open like a deer in headlights, especially since I'd memorized the whole thing. I just got a mocha and a Jones soda, like always. Marblefluss 06:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Not only does it have Soy and Sweet n' Low in it, but it's also an extra hot ice-based drink with ice. --Earin 14:43, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Heh, if I can ever remember the whole thing, I'll try and order this. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 03:59, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Theoretically, I guess one could really order a "Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice," if one takes out the obvious impossibilities and contradictions. --* 09:48, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

best article ever, honestly! Thanks for the good laugh (feTzu 14:29, 8 December 2006 (UTC))

I cannot believe how funny this is. Its amazing. the sad thing is, I'm gonna try and make it LONGER and order the LONGER version at Starbuck's. (OR I would if I had a car and was old enough to drive and willing to waste the money on gas.) Hey, why don't they put gasoline it it?
--The Dark Fiddler 02:45, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

This is what happens when java and gasoline are allowed to mix. I think I'll pass on this idea... --66.102.80.212 02:23, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

I was so proud of myself when I first said "Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice" with out getting attacked by a rabid pack of wolves. The next morning I attempted to order that at Starbucks. I'm banned from Starbucks now.