Suck my cock

I don’t really like either of the four-letter words in the title of this post. Which is a shame, given how much I enjoy having my cock sucked. (See here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, for just a few of the ways I’ve described just how I like having my cock sucked.)

But “sucking,” of course, is just one small part of a masterful blowjob (another unfortunate word, alas). I wish there were one word or phrase that captures the range of activities associated with optimal ministration to me. There’s “ministration,” of course, which is nice: it points in the right direction, suggesting as it does an all-encompassing attention, with a hint of subservience.

There’s “worship,” which has its place, but which seems a step in the wrong direction from “ministration,” suggesting ritual, cant, and a bit of formula.

And there’s “service,” which just sounds so mechanical, so much like a task with an ultimate outcome – it sounds like providing me with the means with which to cause semen to be ejaculated by my penis into, or near, your mouth. Which is all well and good, but doesn’t really sound that hot.

There are the constituent verbs of a good oral servicing: licking, slurping, drooling, bobbing. Sucking, tasting, kissing. Flicking, stroking, gumming, rubbing…. But those describe a good blowjob no better than “eggs, flour, butter and sugar” describe a good cake.

“Attending to” has a lot in common with “ministration,” but it seems more passive, less enthusiastic, less connected to the desire of the attend-er. (And attendre, the French verb, means “to wait,” which is most emphatically not something I ever want a woman attending to my cock to do.)

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3 comments

Hugh! Now I want to minister to a cock… Sounds way too religious written like this, doesn’t it?! So let’s say I want to taste, smell, stroke a cock, have it fill my mouth with its heat. My tongue is tickiling, my lips are swelling, my palate is tingling… is this what you were going for?! Well, good job then!
And about attendre… it’s nice though, to tease a little, isn’t it?!