Now that Heidi Klum and Seal have gone belly-up the next stage is to start guessing the cause of their demise: and our first contender is Seal's allegedly "volcanic temper." Blabbermouth sources ran straight to TMZ and told them that the couple are splitting because he gets a case of the Hulk-like rages and she doesn't want that around their kids. They also threw in the old chestnut of Heidi being more successful than Seal and him not being able to hack it. All this is great and all but they didn't answer the question that's really on our minds: Who gets custody of their epic Halloween parties? [TMZ]
The world isn't dealing with the divorce drama and an unnamed big mouth is keeping the dream alive by saying there might be a last-minute relationship reprieve. [People]
Which would be pretty amazing seeing as they've released a joint statement confirming their divorce is well and truly on its way. [E!]Heidi's dad chats to the media about the divorce before speaking to his daughter. Family fight in three, two ... [US]
As if she doesn't have enough to contend with, Heidi is now BFFs with Kim Kardashian. [NYDN]

At first it seemed like a Tracy Jordan-esque moment of drunken brilliance, but Tracy Morgan wasn't wasted when he accepted an award at Sundance before passing out in front of the building – he was actually pretty sick. Appearing intoxicated during his acceptance speech, he collapsed right after and was rushed to hospital suffering a mix of exhaustion and altitude sickness. A medico confirming he had no drugs or booze in his system. [TMZ]

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The Hills fans will be excited to know that Kristin Cavallari is expecting a kid – the rest of us will remain ambivalent. Giving it an extra dollop of the whatevers, the reality star and her guy Jay Cutler ran straight out and told the tabloids: "We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together. It's an amazing time in our life and we can't wait to meet the new addition to our growing family." Still, let's hope the pregnancy is happy and healthy. Just do us a solid and keep the bump pimpin' to a minimum. [People]

Okay, this is pretty solid. Either Butch Walker & The Black Widows had a big budget for the music video of their new single "Synthesizers" or Matthew McConaughey just missed his moustache, because he reprised his Dazed And Confused character David Wooderson for the clip. [E!]

Sharon Stone kept it light during a recent interview with AARP, explaining how she felt she'd never be pretty again following her brain hemorrhage in 2001 and backing it up with talk of the two miscarriages during her marriage to Phil Bronstein. Poor love, what a depressing interview. "I came out of the hospital with short- and long-term memory loss. My lower left leg was numb. I couldn't hear out of my right ear," she said. "I thought, 'I'll never be pretty again. Who's going to want to be around me?'" [NYDN]

George Lucas says that Hollywood is so racist he had trouble getting Red Tails made because it has an all-black cast. [IndieWire]

Well, they can suck it because Red Tails killed it at the weekend box office. [The Grio]

Today's bright ideas are tomorrow's bitter regrets, with Marc Anthony getting a tattoo in tribute to his new girlfriend, Shannon De Lima. [NYDN]

United Against Nuclear Iran want Jennifer Lopez to cut her ties with Fiat due to their business ties with the country. But we all know that won't be happening anytime soon. [NYDN]

Bryce Dallas Howard has had a baby girl and is keeping the three-name name alive by calling her Beatrice Jean. Which is pretty cute. [NYDN]

Andy Dick is due some award thanks to his sustained ability to be completely out-of-control and not end up in rehab or a morgue. [Page Six]

Blazing a more subtle PR trail for her new movie Lay The Favorite, Catherine Zeta-Jones decided to skip the film's Sundance premiere all together. [Page Six]

Not letting a little thing like being five-months into her pregnancy stop her, Alessandra Ambrosio walked for Sao Paulo Fashion Week. [Page Six]