Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

a pub up the way has life-sized aluminum pigs sitting out front, and EVERY dog that goes by freaks out, many won't be dragged past the 'evil' pigs. Which are metal and have not moved for five years, but DAMMMN the dogs knows it is dangerous.