1) MY dad is about what VINCE's dad's age would've been, and HE was telling lesbian jokes 20 years ago. I know you ripped it a lot, but you can't rip on their idiotic idea that sapphic love is 'edgy' enough. I mean, what percentage of wieners, for instance, have at least one lesbian ex-girlfriend?

2) How much of the WWE's fall off the table might have to do with just that-- that Vince, once of an 'older brothe' or 'funny uncle' age compared to most of the target audience, is now...just like their father! Or even their grandfather... .

Anyway, a show bad enough to provoke CRZ always produces top notch CRZ output. I think Newton said that, but it's mine now.

Unemployment isn't just for philosophy majors anymore. Useful people are also starting to suffer. -Kent Brockman

I think you guys might've had a bad childhood, and it's not a not very good adulthood, by the looks of things. --Mick Foley to 'Robot Wars' contestants.

what was the final tally of HLA/Hot Lesbian Action utterances? Once again, the sound on TNN was all messed up, so I didn't hear the commentary at all. We strained to hear the promos, and when we saw lesbians coming up later, we thanked God that the sound was all messed up. It still makes Terri's music sound like a Bomb 20 track, though.

You see this? You see how my body's glowing like that? Yeah... a lot of people can't do that. Come get some of this glowing. Oh, okay, you. You want some. You want some of the glowing. Look, man... your soul... I'm going to totally floss with it and chew on your spirit. I read that somewhere. But I'll do it.

I didn't know Matt Pinfield went to rehab. I wonder if that's why he left MTV.

was he the big tall white bald guy that did 120 mins or headbangers ball?

& farmclub.com too?

(edited by rikidozan on 12.9.02 0354)That's just my 2.403 Yen"Smeg off, Hot Lesbian Action." Dave Lister from Red Dwarf"The Nazis had pieces of hot lesbian action that they made the Jews wear." Peter Gibbons from Office Space"What's the name of the cat?" "Annoying Hot Lesbian Action." Randel Graves from Clerks showing off his people skills