FACEBOOK STATUS YOU’LL NEVER SEE

Some people update their Facebook status very often. I rarely update mine. If I want banality I can just visit this site and start reading.

I mean, do you really care that Suzy is doing laundry and waiting for the kids to get home from School? That Jim is getting a haircut later? That Tina is going home to watch a Jon & Kate Plus 8 marathon? Probably not.

They are pretty boring, so I’ll spice them up for you. I present the first in a series: Facebook Status You’ll Never See.