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Don't do it. Don't try and get at me cuz I said something about you or your mama or I posted a picture of you lookin' a hot stank ass mess. I know damn well I didn't take that picture nor do I care to take any credit for doing so. I also will talk about you and whoever else I damn well feel like talkin about. Should you have an issue with that, feel free to keep it movin. I makes no apologies. It is what it is and like I done said....Yeah, I Said It. And What? Bitches!!!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Hey Bitches. I have tons of work to do, this is the slowest news week, and I'm over fashion week. As much as I love to look hot 2 def, a week of this is too much for me. Why can't there be a Food Week wear all you do is eat anything you want while sittin next to celebs who don't eat. And I'm not talking about NYC Restaurant Week (altho I do indulge) cuz that's not free. I'm talkin bout a tent (as in the fashion week tents) where there is just nothin but free noshes and champagne and Goose. And while you stuffin scrimp in yo mouff your like OMG, Posh are u not gonna eat that? Yummmmmmmmmmmm. Anyway, there is nothing to talk about but who was seen at this show and after one or two shows, I done seen er'body I need to see and I'm done. The parties are still fun tho. That's fo sho. Oh but speaking of fashion, in case you were wondering why Solange K. makes the fashion choices that she does, click I am going to attempt to use the term "self-actualize" as many times a day as I can. Anyhooo....

Even more boring is that people are still tryna find ways to bring Barack down. I'm sure you all know that the white women are lovin some Palin and all of a sudden the polls are swinging in McCain's favor. And now, Barack done spoke the truth and these bitches are mad. You can put lipstick on a pig," Obama said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig." Um, is that not true? You could put lipstick on Sarah Palin's daughter and she'd still be a knocked up teenage ho cuz her mama don't believe in sex education or abortion or women's right to choose. Is that not true? I don't see what the drama is. Not to mention, McCain and Palin have both made the same statement and Barack has made reference to this lipstick pig thing before but all of a sudden it is an attack against Palin. UGH!!!! I can't. I just need for it to be November so we can be done with this bullshit and watch President Obama make it do wut it do.

And seriously, if for some reason Barack doesn't win, all of my people's living outside of the U.S. please get a bed ready....cuz I'm comin. I need a Serta and fluffy pillows only please.