Mum and Dad - aka Louise and Barry. Blissfully married for more than
two life sentences. Louise works for holidays and is also a domestic engineer. Barry is, in his beloved wife's
own words, "an overweight, lazy slob" - you can't argue with
that, can you? I (daddy) might add at this stage that the above photo,
taken during a trip to the USA, mildly enhances my physique, although
Louise actually looks very similar to the above, particularly when she
is threatening me with a large knife. Barry is supposed to be some sort
of PC boffin, although his internet skills leave something to be
desired, but he gets by.

Charlotte, alias the
COW, is our middle daughter. She's a lot like her daddy was as a child
(Barry is an only child because he was a right little sod - in fact, his
mother always said if she'd have had the dog first, she would never have
bothered with Barry!) Charlie (she is definitely NOT a Charlotte) is
always fighting with her sisters, and with anyone prepared to fight
back, but she is very cute and is able to wind anyone around her little
finger. She is waiting for the "right opportunity" to come along, and in
the meantime she is studying Special Effects Makeup and is pursuing her
singing career.

Danielle, or Dani as
we call her, is the baby of the family. She is in senior school now, but
when she was at nursery she was known as "the old girl"
because she was 3years old going on 90!! I have no idea where she comes
up with the things she says, but she definitely has a very old head on
her young shoulders. She is adored by her Grandpa and her favourite
past-time is winding up her older sisters.