Before knocking over the local 6-12 store, Bill "Charliebrown" Snog tempted fate by asking a patron if she had "Let's Rob a Bank" by Size14 stored on her MP3 player. His psychotic accomplice was not amused.

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Bernice would shoplift cherry bubblegum from the corner 7-11, and Elwood's chums would take keepsake photos of the brazen exploits. The local sheriff was reluctant to classify the group as a "gang" for FBI reporting purposes.

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