Because Yoda mentioned how he likes the sexy during his rag, I remembered this awesome vid.It's completely SFW, and explains why tampon commercials are much more exciting than....well, than girls tend to be on their time-of-the-month (showing girls playing sports, and laughing, and playing, etc.; Richard being the man who asked why the companies use 'misleading' ads).

Sorry to break it to you Agent D, but ladies piss, poop, burp, fart, puke, sweat etc. along with profusely bleeding chunky, often malodorous, blood out of their crotches every month. Sometimes they do all of the above in one night. And we're not just talking a sorority girl binging on pizza and beer at a rave one night, we're talking days in a row of all of the above during pregnancy too.

Ever wonder if the penis was called a vagina, would we still think vagina is a prettier word? I hate all the names for the penis, especially the colloquial name for it here in Scotland. Vagina sounds lovely though, but would it still be if it were attached to the penis. Hm.