The 20 Awesomest Beer Bellies

Ah, the beer belly, few physical features on a man have the power to command such respect/disgust as this testament to the glory of hops and excess. Forget the fact, that these men may no longer be able to see their own sex organs or move at a pace faster than 1 mph. What they lack in overall health, they make up for in commitment and dedication – a dedication to beer.

In some countries this is considered torture, but here it’s just the 8th beer on a Friday night

It’s like that creature from the movie The Blob slithered over a barber shop floor

A team is only as strong as its weakest player, and that player was identified in 0.2 seconds

It was a proud day when Jack reached his dream of turning his gut into his own bar table

Some people practice yoga, others have their own way of balance and meditation

Overalls just aren’t casual enough. Way to go and take them to the next level, bud

Rubbing his belly won’t bring luck, but it will bring beer sweats

Forget the six pack, that gut has enough room for a full case tattoo

This guy looks confused because: A) He’s out of beer B) Attractive women aren’t dry heaving at the sight of him C) He just sh%$ his pants