Lens Bias

I am to Camera Bags what Imelda Marcos is to shoes and I would like to appeal directly to the conscience of your random number generator. I would ask it to find space within it's inert and non-sentient heart to choose me over the other less-worthy winners.

Were it feasible I would send the RNG a card with a picture of a train on it and text inside that says "Please Choo Choo Choose me".