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As I was candidating myself as Milan mayor :), of course not everything is positive in the city, in this list you can also see some problems.

You know you're from Milan when...

- everyday you blame the traffic in the city- everyday you take the car (NOT ME)- you know you have to add 10 minutes to the times written on the bus stops

- you know it’s easier to tame (=domare, in Italian) a tiger than conquering a posh girl from Milan ahahaha (complicated girls)

- you want to beat somebody if they point a camera at you... mwahahahaha paparazzi!!! (because in Milan we feel to be vips :)

- for every ten words you say, "minchia" and "feega" (figa) (bad words referring to female sex :) come out minimum three times (you know, bad words are the first things you learn in a foreign language)

- if things are not precise, you get nervous- you know that using the bike means risking your life- actually you are proud of being from Milan (I AM :)- when you meet someone else from Milan, your first question is: “but from Milan-Milan?” (because many say they're from Milan even though they live in the suburbs)- you hate pigeons and people who feed them- you know exactly how not to be stopped by people who try to sell you bracelets or politics newspapers- if you have to pay the rent of the apartment, probably you’re not the happiest person in the world- "Ausiliari del Traffico" are your worst enemies (a sort of policemen, but ordinary people usually with faces of idiots, doing that job, giving fines to cars)- if you ride a bike or a scooter in Corso di Porta Romana your hands are gonna shake for 10 minutes more because of the pavè antique floor- at least once you have been woken up by L'Arrotino (old job by a man) or by useless communist demonstrations / a pacifist march against war- you wonder why they don't put some more lights in the Red and Green lines of the Metro- you wonder why the announcement for the strikes of ATM (public transports, metro lines) seems to come from the moon- you would prefer to meet Hannibal the Cannibal than going around Central Station in the night- you would prefer to be poisoned than taking a swim in the Navigli channels- if you are a man, during the Fashion Weeks you are either very happy or very sad because of all the models in the city- you don’t understand why at the front office of “international tickets” of the Central Station there’re only Italian speakers- if you take 90-91 or 95 in the night you're gonna be the only white person on the bus- you hate all the tourists that make you wait in queue to have a panzerotto to eat at Luini's- you still don't understand why people come from other regions just to study at IULM (I UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I STUDIED AT IULM :) ...IT'S BECAUSE OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS !!! AHAHAHAHA)- no matter of blue, yellow lines and sidewalks: in the night you park your car where you find a place (if you find one) (and anyway also if you wanna pay, you don’t know where to buy a ticket)- when in the night the traffic-lights start to be intermittent, the “law of the jungle” becomes reality- if in the night you see a little light spot in the sky, you feel to see the stars- you don’t buy anything to drink in “Todos a Cuba”. You just use it as a bathroom- if you are the first car on a red traffic-light you should move with a reaction-time of 0.001sec if you don’t want the other cars to horn to you

- typical fog and sometimes rain remind you of England and Oasis :)

- Milan flag reminds you of England :)

- you love and hate it, but anyway “Milan l’è semper un grand Milan” (="Milan is always a great Milan", in Milan dialect)

..... this is Milan hymn "oh mia bella Madunina" (oh my beautiful Lady) in dialect.. see "songs about Milano" post (for lyrics & meaning), the 2nd part is called "Let the world talk" ('cause many people are jealous of Milan)
..... Milano by Lucio Dalla, the magic city of "moda" and mystery

Fashion star with music stars

www.oasisblues.com - Oasisblues is on the official Oasis site and city official site - www.discotecahollywood.com - www.hollywoodmilano.com

Italian boys are like me, very passionate.4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy, It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there.

"Milano è il miglior fottuto pubblico, e lo dico davvero!"

(toccandosi il cuore più volte)

(Liam Gallagher, Oasis)

Milan is the best fucking crowd, and I really mean it!

(touching his heart more times)

"Nice jacket"

(Liam Gallagher embracing me)

..... "Slide away" music by Oasis. We have a real piece of Moon next to my house, that is Manchester City symbol. You can see Capello table @ the Football English pub here and also Jesi, the town of former Inter Milan now City manager Mancini, where my uncle was born.

contact: marco@miamilan.com

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..... Queen in Milan, Love of my life

..... ‎(AC) Milano Dolce & Gabbana...my lips, for kissing and for words that start with the letter M ;)

..... Monza 2012

‎"...reminds me of fashion, football, fantastic food and the fans... it's set in amazing city of Milan which provides a beautiful backdrop with the Duomo... I hear it's good for shopping too, shame we don't have time"

[=Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people.]

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"We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous.

The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. The chef shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!

"

(Jacq)

..... Monza 2010
..... London, with a Milan Lambretta... waiting for a PG shop in Milan. Same days, new PG shop and new Milan shop:
..... Katy Perry (Oasis fan) in Milan, music & fashion

Milove :)

"Italian" is not a nationality but a compliment

..... a Dutch man in Milan teaching Italian :). To say Hollywood is the best club, I paid the girl ahaha joking

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..... Italian accent :), his girlfriend studied in Milan and he's got friends from here. I drove some cars on this circuit, know every corner as my pockets since I was a child.
..... The centre of the world. The new zone where Oasis had to perform their last concert in history... before the "break" of 5 years... strange coincidence, 2015... we're all part of a Masterplan :)))
In his 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere', Noel refers to Italy as the bands’ 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting that Oasis have chosen Milan to stage the final show... but then Noel left the band again (for the 3rd time) 2 days before
(from the official site )
..... arts->football->art->food->art->fashion->football->music->art... watch this slideshow I made with Oasis piano music of Live forever "we see things they'll never see...'cause I just wanna fly": the 1st city of fashion in the world, the most famous painting in the world, the most famous theatre in the world, the best food in the world, the biggest Christmas tree in the world, the biggest equestrian statue in the world, the 1st team in football history, Milan is magic
..... the most beautiful woman in the world, Breil Milano

..... song of the summer 2010 in Italy. It says "amiamo l'Inghilterra... crediamo nell'eternità", we love England, we believe in eternity.

the city of Milano&England have the same flag. Ladies&gentlemen, AC Milan, best club in history, was founded by a group of English&Italians. Milan was appointed as the 1.city of world fashion.

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..... Milano da bere, Milan to drink: historic tv advert in 1987 by Marco Mignani, the same man who invented the political name "Forza Italia", conservative party by Berlusconi, born in Milan

..... ahahaha this is hilarious. One of many Milan red drinks ("Milan to drink") like Ramazzotti, Campari, etc. by a Milan comic band fooling around Milan homosexual fashion stylists ^_^ One says "divine" that also means "of wine" and the other goes "which wine, you stupid (girl) !" ahahaha

I'm pleased to announce that I created the "Milano" Facebook network, the only original one on Facebook (it took years to have it), and to use it you have to ask me (by mail here: marco@miamilan.com) a nice Google e-mail address, as "yourname@miamilan.com" ...I'm not Italian, I'm more: I'm from Milan. :D ...The funny part is that to make Facebook accept it, I put it as a "work network" but now it's also a place network. Milan people are known for being always busy in doing something, so this place-work network is appropriate :)

AC Milan is the only one club in the world to play the derby of Italy (Milan-Juventus), of Europe (Milan-Real Madrid), of the world (Milan-Boca Juniors), being the most winning one. +derby of the most winning city in the world, 27 international trophies