If you're familiar with this theory, you already Speak Geek, and now you can download a font that has 250 friends on comicbookfonts.com but has never met one of them. Take it to Comic-con this weekend and take photos of Wonder Woman cosplayers together then post them to your tumblr account... Or head down to the basement for D&D and debate the merits of George Lucas fiddling with his trilogies.

Yep, GEEKSPEAK shoots first -- put that on a t-shirt! And gimme some Spock.