"You're on the Bloodstained Serpent, ship of the famous pirate captain Rodrigo Palo. We found you passed out on the deck this morning. No idea how you ended up there."

"I see. My name is Bonk. James Bonk."

"I'm Maria Fujoshi!"

"Pleased to meet you. Fujoshi... that doesn't sound like a pirate's name?"

"Oh, I'm mostly along for the... plot? Rodrigo has a most pleasant relationship with his first mate Fransisco... pleasing to an onlooker like me as well. Of course, sometimes I wish I had the chance to be more... personally involved..."

"Then this is the day when your wishes come true. I am a master of involvement."

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Later...

"Oh, James... that was wonderful..."

"Wondrous indeed."

"But now, there is something - someone - I must attend to. Someone I gave a parting gift."

That's not Theocracy'd... I asked you to have them demonify some of my dudes. Well, the one guy anyway. Civilians didn't have one enemy in this game, some joined one team (Demon Spawn, PTSD Vet), others joined other teams, others worked alone (Rocket Surgeon, Ron, Android 18).

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"Each night alone I dream, that I'm a rebel Roller Queen‼I'll be a star that shines, I can make the whole world mine‼"