Riots in Oman - protesters demand 'a bad ruler so we can riot too'

Protestors in Oman were rioting in the streets today, demanding that they be governed by an evil military dictator so that they could riot in the streets like every other country in the region.
'We demand an end to justice and fairness!' shouted one protestor. 'We want to have a military junta!' said another, 'if only to find out what a junta is.'