!! OMG, quote of the day: Chris Hemsworth wants us to start taking better care of our oceans, causes pannies to flood by lookin hawt while doin it !!

I’ve spent a large part of my life in and around the ocean, it’s where a lot of my happiest memories came from. If I had anxieties or worries I’d head to the ocean and it was always the place where I could reset and be 100% present. My experience in the Maldives made it obvious how our short-term use of plastic has a long-term damaging effect on our oceans. I’m thrilled to be a part of this program, because I want to inspire people to find a solution and protect the world’s oceans so future generations can enjoy them like I do.

Noticed that he has a handful of plastic water bottles; the status symbol of the millennials! Why are they throwing them into the ocean and not recycling them? Tsk, tsk! Chris should arouse their environmental sensibilities?

The Hems, individually and as a family, are so cute: “If I had anxieties or worries…”; like, what kind of worries could Chrissy have? “My penis isn’t as big as Jon Hamm’s” Perhaps. Or: “I have to save my brother from that skank he’s hooked up with.” Or maybe he frets about the end of the Thor gold mine.