​One of my biggest pet peeves is when women try to explain the attributes of a "real man." That's like a cat trying to tell a dog how to bark. If you were born a female, you do not have the right to tell a man that he is or isn't a "real man." Just like men don't have the right to tell women whether or not they can have abortions. Why do I say this? Simply, because only men can set the standard of what a "real man" is.

Now, I do understand from where women get this entitlement. They are under the assumption that men are only here on earth to become their suitable mates. This assumption leads to the belief that a man must satisfy the requirements of a perfect boyfriend/husband/father in order to be deemed a "real man." Ehn! Wrong.

We aren't here for you. We are here for ourselves. When a man is fulfilling one of the many duties women have bestowed upon him, that shouldn't be taken lightly. That means he is going out of his way to do so, because most of the things you want us to do don't come naturally to us or we just think it's stupid.

Let's be honest. The average female is..... well.....average. There is is no better way to put that. Most of ya'll want the same things as the stereotypical woman. You want commitment, protection, sensitivity, financial stability, good sex, love, honesty, companionship, excitement and a listening ear. Us guys already know this.

Have you ever wondered why you had to tell your man how to treat you even though he should "just know?" It's not that we don't know what to do. Most of the time we just don't want to do it or the thing you specifically want at that time doesn't come naturally to us. So even when we are completely willing to give you what you want, we just might not be able to reach your standards.

If you tell me, "Hey bae, it would mean everything in the world to me if I could have an omelette right now." I'm not retarded. That obviously means "Make me an omelette." or "Buy me an omelette." I hear you loud and clear, but what if I have no money on me and I've never cracked an egg in my entire life, let alone touched a stove? If I come back with a shitty omelette then it looks like I reluctantly made you a half-assed omelette. If I tell you my situation, then you'll accuse me of lying and then pout about it for the next 2 weeks.

These are the types of situations you females put us men into on a regular basis. This situation may seem trivial, but I've witnessed break-ups over less. And it's just because she hopped on Facebook, made a few hypothetical statuses and, based on the comments of bitter women, decided that she wasn't dating a "real man."

You don't hear men speaking too much on what is to be or not to be a "real woman." That's because your womanhood isn't based on what you can do for us. Just because you don't enjoy sucking dick, know how to cook or have long hair; I'm not not going to accuse you of not being a "real woman." You may not be my type of woman, but I'm not going strip you of your womanhood because of it. You want to know what our idea of a "real woman" is? It's anyone born with a pussy that's 18+. That's all. That's it.