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As our colorful cast of troll arrive at their new home for the next three years, we are left to wonder what will transpire when you mix these hostile trolls with the new alien species they will be sharing this ship with. Well, I know what’s going to happen, but I won’t spoil it for you, dear reader.

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Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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“i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”-Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a shit load of other fucked up kids looking for a home

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Ok, so i know you guys probs ran away from the surplus of characters, and I honestly don't blame you, seeing as this is one-hundred percent a self-indulgent venture, haha... I put a lot of heart and soul into this, so if it turns out bad, it is completely because of my blindness to how bad it truly is. :-)? (also, more of these are planned,)

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You, John Egbert, have a ghost in your apartment. You're positive there is one, and that he's a smart ass.

You're also positive you'd do almost anything to be able to keep talking to the blonde that dances at the edge of your vision, even if it meant pushing the boundaries of what you previously were so certain you understood.

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Ugh. Your head hurts.You're lying on the floor of your block with no idea how or why or when you got here.-This isn't just a slight appearance change, it looks like a complete species change. How did this happen to you, and how do you fix it?

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In which the Alternian Empire invades Earth in a spectacular exchange of violence, language, and culture. Told from the perspective of one human male and an adolescent Troll Mutant escaping his fate on his home planet. Includes insurmountable language barriers, injury and death at the hands of the savage trolls, comrade over fear for the humans' new overlords, and overwhelming odds that the human's leg will not make it in their desperate escape to a remote Earthian island.

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Your name is Skye Scarlet and you started a game of Sburb with your friends, but ended up being ripped out of there and transfered to the Alpha/Beta kids/trolls' games. That Divergence completely ruins their games, but you find a way to save them before it's too late. The exit you found might not exactly be what you were expecting tho...

(This story is set in a first person point of view, but you are an original character with a name and a back story.)

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You can deal with this. You can handle whatever else this universe had to throw at you. All you had to do now was show people that your being special and famous and, damn, some kind of savior, didn’t mean you didn’t have normal wizard problems.

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“Sir, look.. Can’t you just help a chap out?”

Tap, tap, tap, light push, and a small wiggle of his boot with a large hand.

To clarify things he wasn’t trying to be a douche by not answering him and to give him credit he had said something when he first came in asking where the back lounge and offices were to which the answer was a quick:“Follow the doors that say ‘Offices’ I’m busy.”

That answer had seemed to work when the voice had left... for about three minutes.

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TL:DR: Dirk is hired in to make sure the stage equipment is set up for a concert for a few bands playing that night, one of whom are the Wild Pumpkins, a band where Jake's the Guitarist.