First friend: "My barber is a specialist in road-map shaves."
Second friend: "How come?"
First friend: "When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts!"

A man entered a barbershop and asked for a shave.
After the shave, the barber said, "That will be a quarter, please."
"But," said the man, "Your sign says two bucks for a shave. How
come only a quarter?"
The barber answered, "Once in a awhile we get a guy that is all
mouth and we only charge him twenty-five cents!"

A man was coming out of a new barber shop which he decided to try out. He met his friend and his friend asked him if the barber did a good job. He replied " the haircut looks fine but I didn't like the four-letter words he used when cutting my hair." "What did he say?" his friend asked? "Oops!" the man replied.

As I am getting older I seem to be loosing my hair. When I went last week to the barber I joked with him that he keeps on going up in price when I have less to cut! He replied, "I should charge you double for all the time it takes me to find your hair!"

A man tells the barber. "Don't put any sweet stuff on me. My wife'll
think I've been to a whore house."
Another customer in a nearby chair says, "You can put as much as you
want on me. My wife has never been to a whore house!"

One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the fancy salon down
the block. The sign said, "Why pay twenty dollars? We give haircuts
for two dollars."
The salon got even by putting up a sign of its own stating,
"We repair two-dollar haircuts!"

I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the
barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.
Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."