WASHINGTON D. C. – President Barack Obama announced that extra-terrestrial aliens have been controlling the world’s major governments since shortly after the end of World War II. President Obama made the stunning declaration at an unscheduled White House press conference early this morning.

“This has been going on since the 1950s,” President Obama told the crowd of stunned reporters, “They were attracted to our planet in large numbers due to our discovery of atomic fission, to our use of nuclear weapons.”

Obama described how the 1947 Roswell incident involved a type of alien popularly known as The Greys, who were the first to make themselves outwardly known.

“Today, practically every human being on earth knows what a Grey alien looks like,” the President said with a shrug, “Once contact was established with the Greys, President Truman made a deal with them, letting them build bases here in exchange for technology. After that, President Eisenhower met with a group of aliens commonly known as the Nordics, who are similar enough to terrestrial humans to move among us almost completely unnoticed. They offered us a place in the universal brotherhood of enlightenment if we were willing to disarm ourselves of nuclear weapon. Unfortunately, both we and the Soviet Union, who were also facing this offer, decided to hold on to the nukes.”

The President went on to explain that, since then, a variety of alien groups have established secret programs to work around the resistance by world governments to abandoning nuclear weapons and the threat of multi-dimensional devastation they pose.

“Aliens have been around for a long time, and not all of them travel by spaceship,” President Obama explained, “They can manipulate time and space, which are both important and strongly-interconnected properties of reality, but not the only ones. One result of that manipulation is anti-gravity faster-than-light propulsion. Another result is a form of control over the kinds of trans-dimensional perception most commonly known as remote viewing, telepathy, astral travel, bi-location, or any of a large number of other names.”

Nodding to himself, the President paused to take a long look at the apprehensive faces filling the silent room.

“The point is,” he continued, “aliens have controlled our governments for the past sixty years and…”

At that point, President Obama lifted his hand to cover what, at first, seemed to be a cough.

“Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself,” the President said, wiping a tear out of the corner of his eye after he’d finished laughing, “I’m just kidding about the aliens running our government. No, we human beings are responsible for the terrible mess we’re in and we’re just going to have to get ourselves out of it, all by ourselves.”

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Make no mistake. We are Eternal Essence In-bodied here on this planet. We are in charge. Everything that has taken place on this planet....we have allowed. It's all been an experience that we signed up for. We are now coming full circle...after all we are in the Age of Aquarius now and Gaia is moving to a different location in the galaxy...closer to the higher frequencies. As far as Greys and other "aliens" they are def out there and here...but if they could destroy us or take us over...they would have long, long ago. Our consciousness as Eternal Essence In-bodied has made the choice to raise in frequency and re-gain control over our planet. Peace! http://gaiaportal.wordpress.com/2013/09/28/vibrational-attunements-reaching-peak-frequency-and-intensity/

Regain control??? we have neer been in control since the very first "SIN" >>we messed up since then...and yes,we are eternal beings, Our Creator made us according to His image and essence; we have the eternity in us for damnation or salvation. These grays or whatever aliens your government, vatican, UN and elites are trying to push, are just pure deception (fallen angels) and invention to masquerade the real facts of Second coming and rapture. As humans we are never going to have control without the Direction and guide off our Chief commander Jesus Christ, King of kings and Lord of lords. It's written and His Holy words never shall pass till every single prophecy is fulfilled! For now, enjoy all the signs start popping up couple years ago (earthqukes, signs in Heaven, sexual immorality potentialized, apostasy of the church, climate changes, people in despair, rumors of war, decreasing of the love for the neigbour, idolatry, paganism, worshiping of other gods and,wickedness everywhere, famines, pestilences, the main one >>YOURSELF >>>CULT TO 'THE SELF".... Get right with God and don't waste time and your very soul in inventions of men (religions, cults, sects and the most pervert because has cautivated many minds with its appearance of piety >> NAM (new age movement)

yes. it is written that he wil come only when every last person ment to be saved will be !i we are seieng trees die here in ca now !look at uv report n my pg..We know have ozone hole woth 70% uva's and uvm's coimg thru killing all

Nanzee S. Silva amen we are to repent and be convicted for our sins and unholy things we think, say or do and to plead for the Holy Spirit to come upon us and then to go and serve the Lord Jesus wherever we are told to go. We are to endure until the end and then and only then may we be accepted into Gods Holy place.

Energy can not be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another... and if you put your finger in an atomic microscope you will see we are combination of atoms... so we are pure energy, and we live forever does't matter which form

John Palmer the Ozone layer is a gasious layer 10 miles thick, except at the Antarcrtic region, where it is 7 miles thick... if compressed to the ground, the layer would be just 2.5 inches thich.. there is no real 'hole'. Earths tilt is the reason for high heat, Earth always warms up, it also cools to the point where its covered in Ice..this is Natural, and takes many thousands of years (in the neighborhood of 40,000).. we are but a speck in time, and we are here in this time, thinking we are to blame..

Nanzee S. Silva I do not believe that we are in control, we are being brainwashed about a lot of things Nanzee and that is by the Aliens who want to take control of us and our planet.... https://www.facebook.com/alliesofhumanity?fref=ts

Nanzee S. Silva Nha, Original SIN is an invention of the Roman Empire / Catholic Church to control the masses. If you read some of the Gnostic Teachings of Christ, it teaches us we have always been in Control, yet we have allowed ourselves to be manipulated because we didn't know any better. Plenty of space for redemption. :)

sat·ire
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The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

sat·ire
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The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

sat·ire
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The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- sounds like he is trying to get the truth out without saying it in a straight up FACTUAL WAY -( although he did in the beginning) - but then saying it was a joke! - I LOVE THIS PRESIDENT - HE IS SO SMART AND CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!! that is really the ONLY way it can be done at this point in my opinion - THANK YOU THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!

sat·ire
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The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

It is possible. The media is very powerful and can influence you in many ways. It has you wrapped around its little finger. It's funny, if someone came to your door and told you news, you wouldn't believe them, but if the same news came out of that black box in your home you would then believe it.
We have the power to discern and discriminate, it's fear that blocks you from thinking out of the box. Can you not feel what is TRUTH and read between the lines. Look into the eyes of these so called leaders. Question everything with an open mind and heart. Do not fear! You create your own reality through what you know to be true to you.

Wouldn't you say the whole world and its system is barking mad! Look around you. We nearly went to war again a few weeks ago. Look at our technology and see that we haven't evolved that much and yet look at the Hollywood films with hi tech ideas. Ideas make things, it's because we already have it! May be I am barking mad but I always follow my inner knowing because I question stuff, I research, for 20 years confirmation follows. I feel with this what Obama is doing here with this statement, is humanity is being mocked at. Why would a good leader make this kind of comment?

Oh and by the way. They feed on fear and our suffering, so we need to rise above this completely and create a world that is unconditional love, it's not airy fairy. Any thing that does not align with the highest good will and can no longer exist here. We are the ones who can make this happen. The Man in the Mirror is where it begins. Blessings to our humanity and our planet Earth.

Gerald David Kearney have you fuckin seen what has been happening in syria? and you really don't think evil jews in israel had anything at all to do with it? no, they're expanding the borders of their empire, just like they've been doing time and time again.
yes your jew neighbor down the street is a fine fellow. doesn't mean there isn't a large organization jews doing the most evil deeds on this planet. yes, jews were the ones responsible for 9/11. they own the brittish, american, russian, german, french, and many other governments. the chinese are allied rather strongly with the jews. working for their mutual evil benefit. your the one that is unevolved enough to not recognize the damn enemy.

K0nsl You need to learn the difference between "Jews" and "Zionists". Only a few, small minority of Jews are Zionists. The Zionists are the ones who are causing trouble in the middle east. The vast majority of Jews, including the ones living in Israel and around the world, oppose the Zionist government of Israel (Netanau). For example, my father is a local leader of an organization called "J Street" which aims to get the US government off the AIPAC Zionist lobby's control in Washington DC.

Actually, the jews/hebrew really did originate off planet. Around the time of Lemuria to Atlantis, two new groups came to mingle with us. One was the Hebrew who came from another space/time, sent to redo 3rd density lessons needed for transcendence in the conventional paradigm. They're actually pretty chill, and knew alot more from the start already, which accounts for so much symbolism in their culture (merkabah, kabbalah, etc). The other group came from people who joined the luciferian experiment. This is a conscious severing from the conventional paradigm (adopting duality over singularity/trinity/9). Since we all originate from source and all have free will, it's not a bad choice they made either (technically). But they got into war on mars and a small group of survivors got on earth around the era of Atlantis. The other planet in that war eviscerated into the asteroid belt. This left-brained group focused on duality affected us heavily and is the real source of our issues grounded in duality.

And the jews/hebrew and the original illuminati became scapegoats for our problems. The Cabal intentionally hijacked and operated out of these groups so public backlash would be directed at them. The real problem is ourselves, seeing duality like good/bad which cannot reach peace. Our collective greed allowed the Petro/FED-Cabal to manifest in the first place. The solution is to have each and every human cast aside thoughts of duality, hate and fear and embrace others and the planet. In-sustainability of Earth's resources is a flat out lie coupled with tech suppression...

fighting ignorance with ignorance, i never could overstand that. the man has a right to joke with in his opinion frame. it was actually an empowering statement. no need to hate on him and wear your feelings on your sleeve. jews joke about themselves in this manner and yet the same hate isnt projected. evolve please.

Jacob Pickering Dude- Are you retarded? seriously... I am in great shame to share the title of " Human" with you. if you would know Israel a bit more, you would knew that Assad is basically good for Israel to stay as the president as we like to keep things calm as it was with him until now. (Security wise). He knows his shit not to mess with us. the change of an unknown politic force to take over is a huge question mark for the future of Israel-Syria security future. And still - we "evil Jews" would prefer Assad to stop massacring his civilians. We "evil jews" also allowed ALL OF THE SUDANESE REFUGEES to enter Israel for shelter(unlike many other countries who closed their gates and send them back to get killed in Sudan by rebels) even though we knew it would mess up things inside of the country quite a bit, but again ... if you didn't realize it yet... in order to prevent ANY violence, we do the RIGHT THING. even at the expense of our own people. my whole neighborhood is filled now with refugees and we have major culture issues with each other but we show understanding and human respect to them, even though it is very, very hard to go along together but I must say that things are getting better each day that passes as we getting to know each others culture and habits.
you sick racist NAZI.
Peace.

Dor Friedman" I am in great shame to share the title of " Human" with you." You just proved his point ;) However, To be honest Israel's high levels of government is a messed up bunch of totalitarian nutcases. Nothing to do with Jews or Israeli's , who i think are fine people. Zionists ( and they are all over the planet) however suffer from a massive superiority complex. Having a little chuckle about all the goyim fighting it out on the planet as they destroy their own "promised" land. Zionism is plain old sectarian fascism, nothing to do with religion really. Please everyone get off your high horse and leave the real jews out of the subject, they are as much manipulated in this trainwreck of a situation as we all are. Nuance is what we need in hysteric times like these. Each human is responsible for their own deeds, not for the group they belong to. Let's all get back to improving our world again?

How much and up to which extent are you educated or aware of this subject so as to express this comment - Frankly I appreciate what you are doing but obviously there are more serious things to deal with or learn about.

At the same time we all round the glob have to stand up and Speake the truth . And fight for our life and our freedome , gaverments have controll it shouldn't have to be like this we all know . This earth is full of negertives and hate , not much love around . Like my self I give love and shine my light for a lot of

Of poeple . It's up to us all take back our power for all , and we should understand for all . Everyone is here to learn there own life , but we can't love for them if they don't want it , other words you can give a horse water but it's up to him to drink it )

Csaba Novak, Why is it so hard for you to believe that aliens exist and that there´s a star wars going on? Too much mind control TV programming crowding your mind? They are beings too and will have to come to enlightenment also but I do believe certain alien races are much more evil than humans....do they have Mozart´s, Beethoven´s and Michaelangelo´s, Buddhas, Jesus'...I wonder.

sat·ire
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Noun
The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

Why do people feel they need to have confirmation from a bleeding president? IT'S ALREADY BEEN PROVEN for the love of the universe! http://www.criticalunity.org/videos/displayresults/0.html?pattern=disclosure%20project&rpp=0&sort=0&ep=&ex=

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The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

Ashton Pankhurst Yes but they will only release it the same day they show the footage confiscated from around the Pentagon and prove a plane hit it and the same day they prove Bin Laden was really killed in Pakistan.

sat·ire
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The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

Why ? The ex Minister of defence James Forrestal had said exactly the same thing i.e. that the " government of the U.S.A. is being controlled by extraterrestrials " and after a few days he was found dead - allegedly, jumping from the window of a hospital ..

read till the end :
At that point, President Obama lifted his hand to cover what, at first, seemed to be a cough.

“Sorry, I just could help myself,” the President said, wiping a tear out of the corner of his eye after he’d finished laughing, “I’m just kidding about the aliens running our government. No, we human beings are responsible for the terrible mess we’re in and we’re just going to have to get ourselves out of it, all by ourselves.”

Shouldn't that last paragraph begin, "Sorry, I just couldn't help myself" rather than "Sorry, I just could help myself"? That's one of the ways I could tell this was not anything the president would really say. He is much more articulate than that.

Yes, Jibber Hootel, it has indeed been corrected. I'm pleased to have helped it be seen, so that it could be corrected. And you are so right about how contextual expectations influence perception. Most folks just pass right over such things without noticing.

maybe this is true.. hi tech technologies and intelligent human working together maybe 30-50 yrs now..and they are guided by non human..which we called (Aliens) it sounds funny? but this is what i have learned from my research and my curiosity. I do believe in God and Jesus Christ but i like history and interested about the past.. have some proof and source so this is my conclusion and my opinion about this. If your not open minded just don't believe this.What happened with the world now is just like written in the bible..great floods, earthquakes, storms , typhoons, hurricane, tornadoes and wars.. this is not the Gods work..I do believe that God Love US ..and he will not allow us to suffer like this.. this is happening because this is the plan of the bad ones..bad aliens..have 3 kinds of aliens which i have learned the Good ones and this is the God, the bad is the evils or demons.. the 3rd is aliens who can be like humans, and can transform their identity they can be either bad or good.. just like the God messengers or the prophets .. they protect us and warm us and tell us to pray to fight the enemies. Help God to fight the enemies by praying and believing in Him.. The Love of God give us life and make the world alive. The World is no ending , only the life ends..So the bad ones is working somewhere and using humans , erasing humans memory and make their slaves so they can do what their bad plans about the worlds.. they are working to destroy the world and make their own world.. what is happening right now around the globe and in Philippines is one of there project , AND MAYBE THEY WILL MAKE MORE WORST THAN THIS..They are working and hitting the poor countries , because poor countries don't have hi equipment that can detect their weapon or what they called hi technologies to wipe us out in the world..And we Filipinos are so busy for nothing, like our government busy for the corruption and always talks about money , and propaganda of war in Mindanao, we lost our concentration about our country and we become so weak , so they attack us without our knowing.. that is why they successfully do their bad attentions to us.. like making the earthquakes, the tornadoes , then the super typhoon.. if we will still focusing in our government issues like the corruption we will be out of the map soon .. Lets unite and help God by saying our prayers.. to avoid this bad attention of the bad ones.. God only asked prayers and faith to him.. LETS PRAY AND BELIEVE TO THE HOLY ONE.. THE GOOD ONE IS THE GOD..

not saying i dont believe this. cuz i been through a lot of unreal.. paranormal stuff in my life but im just saying a video to go along with this WILL validate that this actually was said i mean.. there must have been someone in the crowd who decided to record it. or is this all just a bunch of written shanatigans