CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.

CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.

With the approval of Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, Barack Obama announced details of a new military operation in Australia.

In recent months, there has been a lot of unrest in Australia, which came about after Gillard announced some pro-Labor economic policies. Conservatives in Australia began protesting and seemed to be gaining in popularity.

“If conservatives get control of Australia, then that kind of ‘virus’ can spread around the world and that could ruin what we’ve all done the last four years.”

Australia has agreed to allow two full Marine battalions to set up a base outside Sydney, Melbourne, and Canberra.

2,250 US Marines will arrive at the beginning of 2012 (redeployed from Iraq) and by the end of 2012 there will be about 10,000 U.S. Marines in Australia, ready to battle some young, wild Australian conservatives like these fellows:

The deployment is being seen as a move to counter China’s growing influence.

Obama said the US was “stepping up its commitment to the entire Asia-Pacific”, and if there were any hints of “dangerous” conservative thinking rising up in other Asian countries. “I will take action.”

“The main message that I’ve said, not only publicly but also privately to China, is that with their rise comes increased responsibility,” he said.