My store seems to be collecting “Carol” types. The ones where you wonder HOW they got hired, HOW they still get hours, HOW they haven't been fired yet, and HOW (with one particular “Carol,”) were they hired on as a manager?! They are completely useless. We would get things done better if they called in sick. --Mike

Also: For anyone who's interested, I have some t-shirts that maybe sort of could be sold to people who are in the business of wearing awesome clothes.