At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish we had better Zombie games..

Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish we had better Zombie games..

Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

I wish I were a video game hero character.

Granted, but you feel all pain that hits you during the game at full force, and whenever you die, it feels like actual death, over, and over again.

Granted, but it's very painful. And you have to fuck with those leprechauns every time you take a dump because they're alwasy trying to hide their pot of gold in your ass. Also, it destroys your ass and colon, and you die a painful death from rainbow colored colon cancer.

I wish Norrth Koreans would finally get the hint and mutiny against Kim Jong Un.

At 4/3/13 09:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
i wish for awesomeness for everyone!

Granted. Soon everyone has so much awesomenes in them that they start arguing which country is the most awesome, which causes World War 5 (see, everyone is so awesome, they can skip two World Wars).

I wish for the mext person that corrupts my wish to have a bad hair day.

Granted. Who or whatever the "mext person" is, he or she (or it) will have a bad hair day. Unfortunately, no one knows what "mext" means.
(Yes, I see what you were up to, but I can't have a bad hair day because I'd need hair for that first. So I guess I just corrupted that wish twice.)

At 4/4/13 05:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted. Who or whatever the "mext person" is, he or she (or it) will have a bad hair day. Unfortunately, no one knows what "mext" means.
(Yes, I see what you were up to, but I can't have a bad hair day because I'd need hair for that first. So I guess I just corrupted that wish twice.)

I wish VJF would proofread his posts.

Granted, but his post content still sucks.

I wish more people would join the reds.

~Sweet memories of us I do recall~
~Dear angel please come back before I fall~

Granted, but it's the singing sword from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and it doesn't do shit for you when you are attacked and killed in an alley one day by four guys wanting your cash.

I wish a blackhole would destroy the Solar System.

Granted, but you're also granted immortality and teleported to a location in space far away from the black-hole. As a result you will now spend the rest of eternity slowly suffocating to death over and over and over again.