To recap: a really good recap. This whole scandal never had any sexiness to make it interesting, but it does now have the next best thing. Adorable puppets in fake moustaches.

Bonus! A new pet-phrase favored by both GG and his sock-puppets discovered-- the sarcastic use of the term "super-important."

Look: if I tried to pin a bunch of sock-puppet posts on a roommate or girlfriend or cabana boy, and all these sock-puppets kept saying "like a Viking" and "stone-cold homo" and "pooterocentric" -- would any of you buy that my Magic Defender just so happened to mimic all of my dumb catchphrases?