Yes, I did. I took great pleasure in watching him squirm when I gave him blue veined throbbers out in public. And I found it especially amusing when he told me he pictured playing mini golf with his grandmother whenever he had to tame the rumbling in his loins.

âWhy?â I lowered my voice and feigned innocence. âDo you have a hard-on right now?â

Grinning with just enough arrogance to make him look sexy, he reclined in his seat and said coolly, âNah. Thatâs my dick normally. Huge, right?â