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Well, we'd better prepare the next leak. Take all the players who get suspended between now and then, and let people pay to "implicate" players of their choice. Once we've made enough profit, connect it to a random medical office somewhere with some alibis, leak the results, and let the media do the rest.

*In grade school one classmate tried to frame another by painting a signed stick figure next to the other's locker. This set-up proved unfruitful due to the target's well known slavish adherence to reproducing all stick figure type characters in a low set, squared likeness of Calvin. How common is the 'Jh'onny spelling? I'm having fun imagining Peralta families across Michigan receiving unexpected parcels.