Chocolate milk alert! Big Black jugs ahoy! One of my funniest ruinings of a religious ceremony ever. A Church of Scientology stress test on Hollywood Boulevard at the now long defunct book store there.

Not one but two amply endowed ladies lead me through what should be a simple illegal medical diagnosis and attempt to get me to buy a $20 book available online for pennies.

It all collapses for the ages when homophobic Scientology bible Dianetic's page 125 is quoted.

Still one of my favorite videos ever, and one of the first too!
================================================

Good job suppressing snarkiness until the last minute. I wonder what she would have said if you had asked her if Scientology could cure your gayness (then say you like being gay!), or do Scientology staff ever use gay insults on other staffers.

Even Kirstie Alley, with her wealth and leisure time, couldn't use "the tech" or her own weight loss scam to control her weight. I was glad that you only admired the large breasts as "ample," but weren't otherwise "judging" to the ladies in person, or in your video comments. A high-stress long-hours job, and poor pay leading to cheap high-carb food, can make it it very hard to control one' weight. I hope the ladies get out.
.

Malnutrition runs rampantly and invisibly in Scientology. First, most people working outside the sea org for the organization can't afford sufficient food. Second, L. Ron Hubbard decided he was an expert on nutrition and wrote a large amount of scriptural tech on it. People involved in Scientology don't talk much about L. Ron Hubbard's nutrition tech or push it but they follow it, to their physical detriment.

“Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself.”
Doris Lessing