John Boehner: And look at how this bill was written...Can you say it was done openly?With transparency and accountability?Without back room deals and struck behind closed doors?Hidden from the people?HELL NO YOU CAN'T!"

JEFFERSON: There is a liberal plague upon our Christian nationA tax and spend Kenyan born commie importationAn anchor baby union loving homo-dykie chorusThe Prog-Islamo new world order from that bastard Soros!

CHORIS: Soros. Soros.

HANCOCK: Glenn Becks stashed his gold and guess what he's found A sinister connection tween his ass and a hole in the ground.Stop wasting time appeasing liberal babiesTime to run some bat-shit crazy ladies!

ALL: A Palin/Bachman ticket's what we need (Ron Paul)To trounce Hussein Obama and take the lead (Ron Paul)Sarah shoots and kills the Russian bearMichele channels MacCarthy's old red scareThis grizzly set of dolls packs the punch of ten Ron Pauls.A Palin/Bachman ticket will succeed

JEFERSON: Come Tea Party bring your spell-checked signs and fightAnd save our corporations from their plightDrugs and oil and guns in bed to lend a fiscal strokeRupert's ready to distort after snorting the Brother's Koch

HANCOCK: Limbaugh's Oxycontin logic drives the train,his panties sport a hammer and sickle stain.Must build upon St. Reagan's work in the eightiesTime to run some bat-shit crazy ladies!

ALL: A Palin/Bachman ticket's what we need (Romney!)To trounce the anti-christ and take the lead (Romney!)Palin tweets her snark upon the landAnd Bachman fertilizes it by handThese champions of guns don't draw fire like mormons.A Palin/Bachman ticket will succeed

JEFFERSON: But where is our Newt? He's helped us out plenty...

HANCOCK: That philanderer's as boring as Pawlenty.

JEFFERSON: Surely you've forgotten how we "heart Huckabee"

HANCOCK: He is one of us white male Christians with type-2 diabetes

JEFFERSON: Pussy RINOs will cry foul and surely picket!

HANCOCK: Not when they see these two bat-shit crazy ladies on the ticket!

ALL: A Palin/Bachman ticket's what we need (Dontcha know!)To trounce the gangster POTUS and take the lead (Dontcha know!)Palin is the thinking man's BachmannBachmann is the female Ann Coulter!A Palin/Bachman Ticket will succeed (You betcha!)To dumb down the electorate so they'll drink all their tea! (You betcha!)A Pailin/Bachman ticket is the waySorry if you're poor, brown or gayA Palin/Bachman ticket, to guide us through the thicketTo the dayWhen we saySarah PalinPresident of the U.S.A!