The Urban Dictionary Mug

Pathetic football player who has some mental issues. Someone who can't exactly process what an average or below average would remotely be able to do. Try's and fails daily. A little thick around the middle. No friends. No life. Watchout for the big package. He may try and use it as a weapon. It's scary to think people like this are alive. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Don't talk to ratchets. Say no to ratchets.

I was walkin down the street and I saw Joey G. and I was like "Dayummm. That bihh ratchet AF. Ew."