Incoming Congress prepares to launch 'Operation Surrender'

In point of fact, we strap people to wooden boards and make
them feel like they're drowning all the time in this country.
Mostly at theme parks like Six Flags.

Bush again said he wasn't going to talk about techniques. But
Lauer's relentless grilling was getting to him. If he'd been at
Gitmo, at this point Bush would have demanded a lawyer, another
copy of the Quran and a couple of chocolate eclairs.

Lauer continued to pester the president, demanding to know
whether these "alternative techniques you use ... if they are
used, are you at all concerned that at some point, even if you
get results, there's a blurring the lines of -- between ourselves
and the people we're trying to protect us against?"

Hey, I forget: When did Khalid Sheikh Mohammed use aggressive
interrogation techniques against a known mass murderer in an
effort to thwart another 9/11-style attack on thousands of
innocent civilians?

There are few better examples of how out of touch liberals
are. They go right to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and expect Americans
to be outraged that he may have been waterboarded.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the principal architect of the 9/11
attacks and is believed to have played a role in the 1993 World
Trade Center bombing, the Bali nightclub bombings, the filmed
beheading of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, a
thwarted 2002 attack on a bank tower in Los Angeles, and
Operation Bojinka, a plot to blow up 11 commercial airliners
simultaneously. Oh, and he took home the coveted "world's
craziest terrorist" prize at al-Qaida's end-of-season office
party last year.

I think waterboarding should be a reward for Khalid Sheikh
Mohammed: OK, you've been good, Mohammed, we're only going to
waterboard you today. Let's get you out of those cold electrodes
and onto a nice, warm waterboard, OK?

Now that they're our new best friends, how about we turn to
Iran and Syria for help on our interrogation techniques?

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