****, dude, you've probably read it already. I've submitted Forum Letters to Penthouse, I've written for some fetish sites (one of them was unbelievably disgusting but I somehow made it classy) and many for female friends who prefer erotic literature to porn.
The thing is, you see, most of the time what I'm writing, get this...you had better sit down... is fiction! That's right! I never had a threesome with the girl from work and my partner, was never blown on the bus back from Blacktown, however I did **** my mates girlfriend at his request.
Bet you never thought of Penthouse Letters being works of imagination! Now, I'll let that sink in, as I remember the first time I found this out, my world crumbled.

You forgot at least one, Rising Sun - Dropping Knees. This occurs early in the morning when you and the missus are still sleeping and that little bundle of joy decides to come wake you up with a cuddle. Unfortunately, the cuddle is usually precipitated by a flying hug on your prostrate body with knees leading the way. Since your legs are pinned under the blankets, raising your knees is not much of an option. The only thing one can do to counter this attack is through one knee over the other while turning sideways.

Mushi mo atsui hodo
Mushiatsui

Originally Posted by chuey...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

I thought they took out too much of the character development in order to keep the plot moving along. There really was much more depth in her character that could have been explored with a stronger male lead, but alas, I vowed never again to star in my own work. Not since the unpleasantness.

You see, in my debut I forgot about a scene, a crucial plot device, involving a vibrating glove, a dominatrix and, totally impromptu, an open sandwich on a table ten feet away. Let me just say that she was very good with the glove, I couldn't aim that well if I tried and my main financier will never trust mayonnaise again.