I really hate these. Like someone else said, the whole “I’m so weird and anti-social and quirky, tee-hee”.

I genuinely had someone tell me both that she was “anti-social” and also “way more socially adept” than me. You get one. She was also a fairly attractive woman who liked to flirt and “befriended” almost guys exclusively.

Sometimes I feel like just saying “You’re not more socially adept, you just know that guys will put up with a lot more shit for tits.”