Billy Miller cast as Billy Abbott; Peeples leaving again?

Re-inventing the Abbotts? Hmmm… that’s hard to do without Eileen Davidson (Ashley, B&B) and Jerry Douglas (Alistair; ex-John), but with Billy Miller being recast as Billy Abbott, perhaps Y&R can pull it off. Wonder how Cane Ashby will deal with his bratty half-sibling? And memo to Y&R: Please recast Mac with Imaginary soap star Eden Riegel (ex-Bianca, AMC), STAT!

This just in: I’m unapologetically falling head-over-heels in love with Elizabeth Hendrickson (Chloe Branco) and I don’t care what that says about me!

People who don’t need peeples! Is Nia Peeples leaving Y&R again as whoever-she-is? I hope so after reading about the possibility in a gossip item in Digest Much? Weekly. And speaking of the Winter brood, what in freakin’ hell is taking so long to get on bended knee and plead one of daytime’s biggest stars, Victoria Rowell (ex-Dru) to help out with the ratings situation? Surely, the cast would welcome her back with open arms, non? What’s good for the show… and all that. It’s business people, not high school! Geez… do I have to think of everything? If Y&R doesn’t get their act together soon, I’m starting a Victoria Rowell MIA watch/clock.

So what can we expect next week on the best soap on the dial? Tyra banks on a big secret to get closer to Neil. It’s revealed that Yolanda is Ana’s mother, which makes the aspiring ingénue Devon’s half-sister.