Here's what just showed up to Giz HQ. The Wii Classic Controller, meant for use in old school games you buy and download on the Virtual Console. The thing throws me back to times when swinging a sword or stomping a koopa trooper was a matter of mashing a button. Like, the day before I started playing the Wii obsessively. It plugs into the Wiimote by way of the jack normally used for the nunchuk. The shoulder buttons are variable, but a bit crude next to the PS3's, but hey, we're talking about using this thing for N64 and NES games, so what does it matter.