Welcome to the first day of the rest of my lifeThe tension is so think you can cut it with a knifeSomething's happened:Things will never be the sameThere's blood on the carpet - I'm rewiring my brain

I got some new friends down at West Valley PDYou can change the channel but I'm all that's on TVThe only good news is that he's going to be o.k.Got a bomb in my stomach but I'm dreaming that one day

I'll be going to a Policeman's Xmas partyHave a couple beers get funky on the dance floorGoing to a Policeman's Xmas partyGonna have a good time for the rest of my life...

4 weeks later it's still Raining in the ParkMarine with a gun guards my house now after darkI look for clues like I'm Inspector ClouseauYou can have my money honey I just want to go

Go to a policeman's Xmas partyHave a couple beers get my funky on the dance floorGo to a policeman's Xmas partyGonna have a good time for the rest of my life...

There's Cops on the ceilingThere's Cops on the floorThere's Cops in the windowsCops breaking down the doorYou'll never feel safer in your lifeThe Captain even likes to get freaky on my wife

We're going to a Policeman's Xmas partyHave a couple beers get my funky on the dance floorGoing to a Policeman's Xmas partyGonna have a good time for the rest...

Welcome to the best day of the rest of my lifeMy buddies broke the case and now it's gonna be alrightMoral of the story, it don't matter who you areBe careful what you wish for they'll be calling you a rock star

People from Earth there's never been a harder coreParty like this party in a million years or moreThe floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangarooThe D.J.'s in his P.J.'s playing..."everybody wants you!"

Going to a policeman's Xmas partyHave a couple beers get funky on the dance floorGoing to a policeman's Xmas partyGoing to have a good time the rest of my life!

Take off your clothesTake off everything you areTake off your heartGet funky on the dance floor