My personality ranges from that of a 7 year old to a super mature 20 year old. I don't get it either.

Yaoi. It's a religion.

-Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree-

More random facts about me...

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? When I was walking my dog, due to lack of water, I passed out on the concrete and scraped up my knee really badly. There's still a lovely scar =_=;

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A Naruto poster, smexy flower calender, Hatsune Miku roll scroll, and a bulletin board displaying my zillions of cards. Yup.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kaito walking in on Len and Miki going at it? Well the perverted part of Kaito might ask for a threesome or pull up a chair, while the more reserved side might blush and back away slowly.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Len/Haku...Len, being one of the more popular Vocaloids, notices Haku, a very unpopular one, sulking one day about it. Len decides to go on a date with her, and Haku gets him drunk and f*ks him. Lol wat?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Gumi/SeeU? Not that I've seen...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kaito/Miki. Your not unpopular, they just don't know what they're looking for. Super long title, I know.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Miku to take Gumi's virginity? Oh god, um...Miku seems to dislike Gumi, because she feels threatened by her recent popularity. But as Gumi trys to grow closer and closer to her, trying to be accepted, Miku realizes her feelings of hatred have always been feeling of...lust. XD wow.

13) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? SeeU...something about cats, or being new XD

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Gumi/Aoki/Miki...uh...WARNING: Possible rape, threesome, etc.

15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Haku on Len? Oh jesus..."So...I love sake bottles. Can I see yours?" O_o that sucked.

16) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Teto describing Len/SeeU? I always imagined Teto to be a Genki Girl, soo..."Oh my god!!!!!!! SOO KAWAII! I love it when the blonds get together! Theyshouldgoinbedandhavelittleblondeba-..." Yea.

17) How emo is Seven? It's Kaito. Possibly the most cheerful Vocaloid there.

For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change

Family: (n.) "a group of people united by certain convictions or a common affiliation" For years it's been nothing more than a definition in a book for Jack Frost. Until he became a Guardian. And then it wasn't. Successes, struggles, loud and quiet moments of those learning to become just that. (Or, a collection of one shots about family and those who protect it)

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

Shizuo falls ill after years of smoking, and is slowly wasting away. As Izaya observes from afar, he can't help but worry for his enemy. But is it from a desire to not lose his play toy? Or because of a fondness for the blonde he never knew he had?

Dame-Tsuna, well, was dame. No matter what he did, he failed, except for one though, and that's his innate ability to make children like him. That fact doesn't change even if the child is the son of the infamous Hibari Kyoya.

Kagamine Rin, an anti-social teen, has nearly no friends, gets bullied, and can care much less about her social life. She also utterly hates the school flirt, Kagamine Len. So what happens when he begins to love her and won't stop loving her? RinxLen, NO TWINCEST. Romance, humor, and drama.

Being the Crown Prince of the Candy Kingdom comes with a lot of pressure. It's a lot to ask of a 12 year old who's only friend is a horse(unicorn...thing.) Prince Gumball struggles to live up to his title while breaking out of his sheltered life. And right there dragging him out is a certain vampire. Join them on their journey through friendship, awkwardness, lame humor, & romance!

A relationship like ours was never meant to be. He was the poor, pathetic boy that we all passed off as dirt. I was the "king", the high and mighty monarch of the school. But something drew me to him. Something made me fall in love with him. Even now, as I look back... it seemed impossible. But even once I had him... something threatened to take my world away. Modern AU.

"It's amazing, sometimes, the things that humans can do". Natsume falls slowly and gently, starts holding out hope for a happy future. But he isn't the only one with special powers, and sometimes precious people get hurt. Natsume/Tanuma.

The job wasn't worth the pay; playing baby-sitter to a spoiled child is enough to drive any sane man up the wall. While no one ever said the job would be easy; 10 dollars an hour so wasn't worth the trouble to put up with a spoiled brat

No one else needed to know all the ways Shizuo could break. When Shizuo fell apart, he needed to know Izaya was the only reason for it. And a broken, afraid Shizuo was of no use to him whatsoever. Kinkmeme fill. Shizaya/Izuo.

One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel

A collection of one-shots and short-stories, some AU, some not, mostly centered around Ciel and Sebastian and how they interact. Angels and demons, childishness, love and hate, truth and lies and everything in between... it's all here. Enjoy.

Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-

AU. At the end of the corridor of the East Wing in the main building of Stoneleigh Park Academy, there is a door. Open that door, and you will see that blinding light, and hear those sweetly-spoken words; 'Welcome, Princess...'

1827 Fairytale, in which Hibari is a prince, Mukuro an evil wizard and Tsuna is under a spell. To break it, one must make a vow of true love to him, and mean it. Otherwise, the little Vongola prince will die...

He does these things so they wouldn't see past the two left feet and notice the broken fifteen year old that laid half-dead in a dim alley way. It's unfortunate that Hibari had a knack for perceiving deceit. /NON-CON, self-harm /1827/ Post-Simon/

He knew he wasn't insane. He couldn't be. He knew the voice by name, even though the name had never been spoken to him. He simply knew the name without ever asking. And after doing some research, he was able to match the name he knew to a known supernatural entity. Saika. Eventual Shizaya.

Hunger Games AU. In one move Lelouch saved his sister and damned himself. Now he has to compete in the Hunger Games and figure out some way that both he and Suzaku can get out alive and get home. Suzalulu.

"Hi, I'm Gumi, and this is my blog." Gumi Nakajima had this hobby of expressing her thoughts and feelings online, in her blog, uploading songs she wrote. Ever since she did it, her life decided to turn right... or maybe left. Can she handle the changes that began happening to her life? All she had was an online friend called NegiNegiNegi to tell her troubles to. [HIATUS]

AU. Bullies? Check. Mother who was getting remarried? Check. Older brother who hated his guts? ...check. Tsuna had to move in with a half-brother he hasn't seen in eleven years. But Giotto breaking his heart should be the least of his worries. G27 incest.

Modern AU. Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through. Slash. Jetko, Zukka.

Many a teen's nightmare has come from those three simple words: you have mail. A story told by IMs, texts, and all those other stuff those darn teenagers use these days. Rin/Len, Kaito/Miku, Luka/Gakupo.

So let's get this all straight. Miku broke up with Len so he's disguised as Rin to attend Miku's school, Rin's girlfriend Gumi now loathes Len, Luka is also crazy for Miku, and Kaito thinks that Len's the cutest girl he's ever seen. Good luck, Len.

Most of Rin's life has been spent living in the slums. When a strange new and addicting drug comes around called Panda, it affects a loved one. And brings out a strange girl called the Panda Hero,the # 1 distibuter of the drug. Is she a friend or foe?

Five young men and women who live in a world filled with hardships, friendships, relationships... and extreme cases of idiocy. Series of short cracky drabbles. Read on for a much-needed laugh if you want. Rated H for Haruhi! ...Nah, it's rated T.

Because every time he said, "Yes, my Lord," what he meant was, "I love you". A story of pirates and princesses, and swashbuckling swordfighting, a story of true love conquering all. This is the parody of The Princess Bride, Kuroshitsuji style!

Izaya and Shizuo have two major things in common: they both hate one another, and end up falling for an anonymous student they met over Raira's dating site. What'll happen when they find out who their anonymous really is? Slightly longer summary inside !

Put yourself in my shoes. Your sister's sick on Valentine's Day and wasted the whole of yesterday baking a cake for her crush. What do you do? Me? I did the right thing: I dressed up as her and gave it to him myself. But things never go according to plan.

The people of Lucifenia know her as Rillianne, the Daughter of Evil, but Len knows her as Rin, a lonely girl. Len wants to make her happy, but happiness comes at a price, and in the end nobody gets what they want. :many pairings, mainly Kaito/Len:

Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.

Izaya always kept his feelings hidden; smirking at every attempt to be killed by the man he loved. No matter how hard he got hit, it would never hurt. But inside he felt pain, because Shizuo would never feel the same. High school!Shizaya PsycheXTsugaru

Light became mute after an accident with criminals on his 15th birthday. While it opened his eyes, Shiro is out for revenge. The strange shivers concerning those heart attacks aren't helping either. Not to forget: what about Kira and L! Re updated!

Shizuo agrees to hand Izaya over to a gang of criminals to be tortured, feeling that Izaya deserves it, but he isn't prepared for the consequences. Blood. Rape. M/M. Angst. Suicide attempts/suicidal thoughts. Possible death.*

AU. SuzaLulu. Lelouch had an odd habit of taking strays… especially unwanted ones. Suzaku, the Japanese biker who waltzes into his home without permission, comes with more baggage than he can handle... like the Black Knights, like Zero.

Two months after Kida's departure Ikebukuro has grown quiet. The gangs have all but vanished, and humans don't thrill the great Orihara Izaya like they used to. In his loneliness, Izaya is surprised by the most interesting human he knows: himself. Shizaya

Lavi Bookman has many admirers at Black Order University that watch him from afar. Of course, "afar" in this case refers to the bushes in Allen Walker's front yard. How will Allen deal with a neighbor who seems bent on making his life miserable? Laven

Kagamine Rin, the bookish, super-studious and socially awkward introvert. She has no idea what it means to be in love; and meeting Len sure switched around a ton of theories in her head. Rin/Len, noncest.

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

Kyon wakes up one day as a girl, in yet another one of Haruhi's bizarre incidents. Now s/he must find out what happened, save the world from another near-apocalypse, and hopefully change back to normal. But, first he needs to ask, does s/he even want to?

Well, not really. But considering that Rin is practically famous for her ninja-like abilities to veer onto tangents, it just might be. Some ranting from Rin about nosebleeds, oranges, shotas, and elephants. T for a perverted comment ;P

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When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.

During a severe blizzard one day at the Amagi Inn, Yosuke realizes that he's not the only one that needs comfort. Spoilers for November, Light Yosuke/Souji. Rated T for language and mild shonen-ai. Reviews are appreciated.

When Samus, Zelda, and Peach explore the wonders of the internet, it's only a matter of time before they discover SSB fan fiction. One look at the "romance" section, and the girls are on a mission to see if any of it's true. "T" for language/content

There are visible divisions in the Vocaloid fandom. Miku knew this, Len and Rin knew this, Kaito knew this. Everyone knew this. It was just how it was. What would happen if Len and Kaito discover the success they could bring with just the two of them? LxK

Axel needs a new companion. Lucky that he runs into a cute blonde boy at the 'Slave Market'. But things can never be just that simple. Yaoi, Akuroku. Mentions of abuse/rape etc in later chapters. Rated M for obvious reasons.

I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU

Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.

Gumi, aka a socially invisible otaku, considers herself a fail at high school life. Once she literally runs into Len at an otherwise boring assembly, however, her life is turned upside down. "Oh my god you're a shota!" "A what?" eventual LenGumi