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Professor G

Verb: to turd-decorate a wall, facility, business, or residence, whether interior, exterior, or both, with turds, especially if done with turds fired from a true turd cannon constructed of a hollow tube of 6 or more soda cans gray-taped together, then packed full of feces & propelled forth by a gas-powered liter fluid ignition lit through a touch0holr in yhe last can.

Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.

"We turdcannoned shit all up on the inside of the skylights at the mall, and the sun dried it hard as cement!"

"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"

"She opened up her Box-lunch and I got right down on it and chowed down til my face was soakin' wet; then I squirted an extra-generous load of hot fuck-gravy on top of her quivering left-overs for the next nutritious hungry-man dinner soon-to-be-eaten out of the same gooey box of fuck-snot! Anybody hungry?"

Generic term used primarily only amongst males, in reference to any generic female, regardless of her sexual orientation, but most specifically in reference to well-endowed specimens sporting blouses full of bra-filled funbags. NOT synonymous with "skank" or "whore".

"Hey, you guys, let's go check out the beach/club/mall/etc. for some prime tit-whores, for I have a hankerin' to be sucking on some boobalicious titty-meat tonight, y'all!"

Any convenience store or fast-food emporium known to harbor cum-guzzling titwhores, at which one can be picked up or just utilized in the bathroom for face-fucking oral spunk-injection purposes only.
If the services are rendered on site or behind the building, it may more technically be referred to as a Stop-'n'-Blow rather than a Blow-'n'-Go.

We stopped at a Blow-'n'-Go to buy a six-pack and some drunk titwhore cum-guzzled me in the bathroom for a tallboy beer.

1] An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2] A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3] An adult female's genitals as snackfood

1] I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2] That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3] I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!

1] An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2] A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3] An adult female's genitals as snackfood

1] I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2] That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3] I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!