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This is disgusting. I have just discovered this website by browsing my niece’s computer history and she did not tell me that she was using the internet for this. You will hear from my lawyers, fucknut.

That would be in no way this blog owner’s fault… do you even understand anything about law. Let me put it simply your niece has the ability to access porn, so if she does that can you sue the porn company… the answer is no. You and your family are responsible for your niece’s web access; if you don’t want her seeing these things, then put some family blocks on your computers so she can’t access these sites so easily. You are the one to blame.

Bounced on my boy’s dick watching the man himself bounce on his boys dick, after a pleasent picnic atop The Great Wall of Trump, coming soon to a theatre near you, too bad you can’t see it due to the napalm warfare supplied by our great mother Russia, raining hellfire down upon us.

Nice pic kidd-o, is what I would say if this pic had any shred of effort put into it. Nah but for real, this is what real patriotism looks like, I’ll be sure to bounce on my boy’s dick while singing the national anthem and viewing this wonderful work of art.

I’ve been bounced on one too many times by my boy. I’m blaming you for this abuse, putting such an grotesque and horrible idea into his head. You will hear from the squirtle squad soon you petty cinnamontoastken lookalike.

HEY SO IF I LIKE PRACTICED WITH SOME WATERMELLIONS AND GARBAGE CANS SO YUOU THINK I COULD FIT LIKE THE WHOLE MONUMENT AND THE SEDUCTIVE ORANGATAN UP MY ASS SO I CAN JERK OFF BECAUSE I’VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM AND I THINK PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY IS TO HAVE DONALD TRUMP KALI MA MY PROSTATE OUT OF MY ASS AND FEED IT TO TED CRUZ ATOP A PYRAMID IN SOME FUCKKING MYAN RITUAL TO PLEASE THE SHADDOW MASTERS OF THE NWO.

BENGHAZI WAS A FALSE FLAG AND FLUORIDE IN THE DRINKING WATER GIVES YOU AUTISM

Dear admin, does DonaldTrumpHumpsThings.com accept guest work of more artistic, even abstract kind? Imagine a green screen punctuated by a dotted pattern of Donald Trump faces with close-up images of pig anuses in all corners, implying a deeper sense of connection between the beloved presidential candidate and orifices of varied type, interacting, inter-mingling, and inter-penetrating within the inter-subjectivity of the Donald-orifice nexus. Imagine a satellite image of the closest galaxy to the Milky Way, the Andromeda Galaxy, with other images downloaded from Donald Trump Humps Things and watermarked stock photos of luxury dildos poorly resized and pasted on top of that cosmic glory, which in our post-meme hyperviral society should elucidate a reactionary, ideologically motivated positionality intersecting, interpellating, and internetting our networks of granular data points within the neo-matrix of socio-psychiatric simulacrae, somatoceptive stimuli, and propriotransmissive, and -transgressive meta-political hackings of the globocentric typographological imagination. Imagine an erotic vector-drawing of Donald Trump pistol-whipping Ronald McDonald who’s performing fellatio on top of a Trump tower with Trump’s pants down, revealing his ass-tatto saying “Bernie Sanders wuz her” with letter r pointing towards the anus, as seen through a sniper’s scope. What I’m asking is if this site would accept and upload contributions that would be embarrassing even on DeviantArt?

HI DONLAD TRUMP HERE. THANKS TO MY NEW LIBEL LAWS THIS WEBSITE WILL BE DESTROYED AND THE OWNER WILL FACE MANY PUNISHMENTS. WE HAVE THE BEST PUNISHMENTS. PEOPLE LOVE OUR PUNISHMENTS. OUR PUNISHMENTS CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 19.99 #MAGA

Great artwork i really love the way that it makes me want to hump the NWO owned obelisk in London so I can aquaint my self with a sexual experience like the one above. Btw i have a strange rash between my crack is that norma?