Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

If our little Jihadi website doesn't catch on soon, I'm going to start rotating your suggestions through their little world. In order to do that, I need to hear from you, so if you have any ideas, be sure to send 'em in!

I love it when websites assume that they're free to link to any image they find in Google Image Search. I especially love it when the website in question is run by America-bashing terror supporters. (Will they ever learn?)

So, upon reviewing my access logs, imagine my delight to discover that someone's been swiping my bandwidth? Some website called "SwaraMuslim" has written a bunch of stuff that is in a language I can't identify offhand. [Ed.:—Someone smarter than myself wrote to inform me that this is Indonesian. Which explains why Babelfish can't do anything with it.]

Now, I'm not all that smart, but from what I can glean from this article, it would appear that they're saying that Norm Podhoretz is trying to convince George W. "Chimpy McHalliburton" Bush to bomb Iran, and that the People's Islamic Army would crush us, naturally.

In fact, upon closer inspection, am I seeing what I think this is? It would appear to be a translation of a Seymour Hersh article!

Hey y'all over at SwaraMuslim.net? Consider this an object lesson on the evils of hotlinking for ya.

Update: 3-Oct-2007 08:08 EST: Morning, all! Looks like the graphic is still up on their website—Nice!

Update: 13:03 EST: I've been in meetings all morning, but it would seem that our graphic is still on the website. Jose, I think you're right:—It's time for a little bit of "change." (Stay tuned: I'll have more on that shortly.)

Wow, the Weekly Standard? Now that's cool! (Be sure to check back in a little bit, guys. There might be a "sequel" shortly.)

Update: 13:38 EST: This is what I've come up with for now. Thanks to Rooster for the photo-chop. Hopefully, it's as entertaining as the first one, but you know, if it's not—I'm always open to suggestions. Other than Goatse, Tubgirl, or Lemonparty, that is.

Here's what the site looks like now:

Subtlety is novelty.

(Not sure what happened, but the website was down for a little bit. Don't worry, we're not pwned.)

Now, what's this I hear about y'all not liking my second attempt? Maybe this one would be better?

Can you hear us now?

(Don't forget to send in your ideas, or post them down in the comments section. I'm always open to better ideas!)

Update: At 17:24 EST, the site is still showing our graphic. If you have any ideas, send 'em for me—that space will be available for "rent" soon (for $0, of course).

Update: Still going strong at 18:40 EST. What the heck, I don't think I can be any more clear than this one (hope it's to your liking, Madge!):

"I want YOU... to stop being morons!"

I'm loving the reader suggestions down in the comments section, btw! If these guys don't clue in soon, I'll be putting your pics in rotation!

;)

Update: It's still up on 4 Oct, so I'm going to start rotating in your suggestions. First up, this little gem, courtesy of reader sickboy:

This is a touching story... of a man, and his fatwa.

Update: Looks like they're not paying attention. Here is a real beaut, courtesy of Ed Gruberman:

When in doubt, bring in the muscle. Oh, and never forget the free advertising.

Update: Ack! Credit for that last one should have gone to DJM. My apologies for that WebSense-related mixup, DJM! Please accept the following pwn as my token of apology for my grave mistake (and thanks to all of you who suggested the Mohammed cartoons for this one!):

Thanks for reminding me: I forgot to mention that the BomberGuy™ cartoon that I tend to use came from Zombie's Mohammed Image Archive. It seems that there was a bobblehead available of the same cartoon at some point in time, but sadly, the website is now defunct.

Regards,Brian

#13 Laine 02-Oct-2007

Wonderful response to a thief and propagandist. However, it is depressing that Islamists and other totalitarians don't have to write their own lies anymore but are fed them for free by the traitorous and stupid fifth column in the USA (e.g. Hersh, NYT etc.) Tokyo Rose and Axis Sally would be put out of business these days, with their jobs outsourced to the American Left.

Babazee: you are one [i]bad dude[/i]! I don't know where you found that, but I'm still chuckling at it!

Jblast: ACK! I definitely messed my RSS up something fierce trying to migrate over to FeedBurner. Try again now (check out that giant, goofy orange icon on the left) and see if it works better for you. Sorry for the trouble!

Regards,Brian

#25 jonsey 03-Oct-2007

I would have just used goatse. Much more effective against dark ages religious zealots.

Working on a post right now pray I get through it! Here's a clip, this MFer has more tentacles than the octopus house at the aquarium:

Who is Prince El Hassan Bin Talal, and why should you care?

Prince Hassan insisted that Muslim people have a fundamental right to govern themselves according to their beliefs and heritage. He acknowledged that varying interpretations of Islam exist in the Muslim worldand that this can be problematic. He stressed that the shari‘a should not be treated as a kind of “infectious disease,” simply because it does not conform to Western views of governance. He added that despite European claims of rejecting a theocracy, the existence of the Vatican demonstrates that, even in the West, secularism is not absolute.

~ Quote from: ISLAM AND ELECTIONS:Report of the Dialogues: Islamic World –U.S.–The West Workshop Organized in Amman, Jordan, March 6–8, 2004

I use the below. not subtle, but surprisingly effective.http://pervasivelight.com/badboy.jpe

#33 T.Ferg 03-Oct-2007

Well done Jedi Knight.

#34 Mike Trivisonno 03-Oct-2007

All I have to say is "minggu-minggu"

#35 Anonymous 03-Oct-2007

No, Ive dealt with hotlinkers on my webserver that I run from home to serve images for forums, etc,before. Goatse is surprisingly effective at stopping them in their tracks.

#36 Jose 03-Oct-2007

Lets change the picture I've seen it 73 times already.

#37 Scott 03-Oct-2007

I love the pics of the T-55's to the right of it. cause that sure screams military might! built in 1958 - we're gonna kick Zionist a**! and the guy underneath "hip shooting" the MG... cause that cries out "accurate"

#38 uptight 03-Oct-2007

You could totally hog that scrolling window by making an image that is the right height, but several thousand pixels wide.

Then fill it with Mohammed cartoons, lemonparty, tubgirl, pictures of Ahmadinejad in a pink cocktail skirt etc.

#39 Sonjay Dutt 03-Oct-2007

Well done sir. My people are quite upset but they'll get over it.

*coughnotmypplcough*

#40 Rooster 03-Oct-2007

LOL! Your Muslim mug is now on their site. I would never have imagined! LOL!

I'm still seeing my Uncle Sam graphic over there... And glad I could make your day a bit more enjoyable! I hope to get back on Snapped Shot's regular fare tomorrow -- and I just KNOW that Rooster's just DYING to post another photoshop, which will probably involve me and a camel of some sort...

Looks like they got wind of it. Too bad. DJ, it would be good to setup a bait site with picks of mules 72 or 73 virgins and also the revolutionary guard, etc... Lets see if we get fresh fish, or, a new pig to bite.

Snapped Shot was having it’s bandwidth stolen from a Jihadi anti-American scumbag website from a stolen image off of Google Images. So he substituted the image for a Mohammad cartoon mocking them. After a few hours they hadn’t noticed so he...

Holy crap, DJM, my sincerest apologies about that! The firewall at work here blocks access to PhotoBucket, so when I read your comment, the only thing I saw was the proverbial Apple Blue Question-mark:

I'm going to change the graphic to reflect YOUR credit and let it hang out there for a while—though if you don't mind, I'll use a "slightly" different graphic, which is just [i]bound[/i] to get more attention.