This is a video of 10-year old Audrey performing Slayer's 'War Ensemble' on Rocksmith. Plus her little sister CRAZY KATE (fitting) belts out some solid screaming. They should really consider taking their act on the road. Hell, if I didn't just hire a new strongman and snake woman I'd let them join my circus. "You do not have a circus." I HAVE A CIRCUS. No animals though. I'm not really into the whole cruelty thing. Nope, everybody in my show is a willing participant. Except rat boy, I caught him with a piece of cheese.

Keep going for the video and prepare to have your face melted off.

Thanks to (No Sender), who apparently doesn't like filling out all the boxes on the tip form.