OrbitalBP: WaitOrbitalBP: HugoOrbitalBP: How did you take that fucking pictureHugoBDesigner: I'm not gonna admit that I used my demonic powers to take that picture, but you can try and think of anything elseOrbitalBP: HmOrbitalBP: What kind of camera is it?OrbitalBP: Phone camera?HugoBDesigner: YupOrbitalBP: Camera camera?OrbitalBP: Phone?HugoBDesigner: YupOrbitalBP: HmOrbitalBP: You held a backpackHugoBDesigner: NopeOrbitalBP: And what is your left hand is actually the straps of a backpackOrbitalBP: DammitHugoBDesigner: That is a motorcycle helmetOrbitalBP: OhOrbitalBP: The plot thickensHugoBDesigner: xDOrbitalBP: HmHugoBDesigner: Okay, I'll tell youHugoBDesigner: I used my demonic powers to make the phone floatOrbitalBP: WAIT NOOrbitalBP: NOT YETHugoBDesigner: It's not a big dealOrbitalBP: Android phone?OrbitalBP: Tell meOrbitalBP: Tell meOrbitalBP: Android phone?HugoBDesigner: You just manipulate electromagnetic fields with the help of anti-pitched spacetime to create an antigravity areaHugoBDesigner: Basic physicsOrbitalBP: Android phone and "Okay Google"HugoBDesigner: It floats midairOrbitalBP: Right?HugoBDesigner: No, not AndroidOrbitalBP: HmOrbitalBP: What sort of phoneHugoBDesigner: DudeHugoBDesigner: Take itHugoBDesigner: Demonic powersHugoBDesigner: Go to sleep nowOrbitalBP: 22:04 - OrbitalBP: What sort of phoneHugoBDesigner: NokiaOrbitalBP: HmOrbitalBP: Voice recognition?OrbitalBP: Camera timer?HugoBDesigner: LolHugoBDesigner: Voice recognition on a NokiaHugoBDesigner: Never gonna see it kidHugoBDesigner: NEVERHugoBDesigner: GONNAHugoBDesigner: SEE ITOrbitalBP: Camera timer + some shirt pocketOrbitalBP: I betHugoBDesigner: NopeOrbitalBP: FuckHugoBDesigner: DudeOrbitalBP: But does it use camera timer at least?HugoBDesigner: Demonic powersHugoBDesigner: PLzOrbitalBP: nuOrbitalBP: Camera timer?HugoBDesigner: YeahOrbitalBP: OkayOrbitalBP: HmOrbitalBP: Some kind of strap?OrbitalBP: Wrapped around you?HugoBDesigner: NopeOrbitalBP: I'm imagining a fanny pack with a phone sticking outOrbitalBP: xDHugoBDesigner: Though I did that once, long ago, to achieve first person shotsOrbitalBP: I KNOWOrbitalBP: This might also explain the angleOrbitalBP: You put it in your pants, but made sure the camera part is outHugoBDesigner: LOLHugoBDesigner: NOPEOrbitalBP: DANGITHugoBDesigner: DudeHugoBDesigner: I'll say thisHugoBDesigner: One last timeHugoBDesigner: Okay?OrbitalBP: YOU PUT IT IN PANTS WITH ZIP HOLEHugoBDesigner: DEMONICHugoBDesigner: POWERSHugoBDesigner: JustHugoBDesigner: UrghOrbitalBP: OKAYHugoBDesigner: I even had a time machine once!HugoBDesigner: I used to talk about it all the timeOrbitalBP: JUST TAKE YOUR... FUCKING DEMONIC POWERSOrbitalBP: TAKE THEM AND FUCK YOURSELFHugoBDesigner: Now I have demonic powers that allow me to travel through spacetimeHugoBDesigner: I don't need my time capsule anymoreOrbitalBP: TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' POWERS AND FORM THEM INTO A DILDOOrbitalBP: WHICH GOES UP YOUR FUCKING DEMONIC ASSHugoBDesigner: Yay!HugoBDesigner: Demonic auto-penetration!HugoBDesigner: Have fun dreams with thatOrbitalBP: seriously thoughOrbitalBP: howHugoBDesigner: HugoBDesigner: DudeHugoBDesigner: I'll say thisHugoBDesigner: One last timeHugoBDesigner: Okay?HugoBDesigner: DEMONICHugoBDesigner: POWERSOrbitalBP: I...OrbitalBP: I'm going to bed now.OrbitalBP: Fuck it.OrbitalBP: xDHugoBDesigner: I know

From this conversation, and without context, this is also REALLY noteworthy:

OrbitalBP: TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' POWERS AND FORM THEM INTO A DILDOOrbitalBP: WHICH GOES UP YOUR FUCKING DEMONIC ASSHugoBDesigner: Yay!HugoBDesigner: Demonic auto-penetration!HugoBDesigner: Have fun dreams with that

00:04 - OrbitalBP: Fun fact00:04 - OrbitalBP: My parents told me once that they'd have named me [girl name here] if I had been born a girl00:04 - HugoBDesigner: Fun fact00:04 - HugoBDesigner: [girl name here] is the name of the girl I had a crush on00:05 - HugoBDesigner: This is embarrassing now00:05 - HugoBDesigner: Thanks a fucking bunch00:05 - OrbitalBP: Oh

Me: So I have a question about the machine you're having your dad send for me...--: It came from his work right?Friend: I'm not sure--: Why?Me: Just wondering. Curiosity and stuff. I like knowing about computing machine's pasts--: That is if they come from something other than myselfFriend: Well this computer did commit murder, but that's all in the pastMe: Cool--: I won't have to worry about cops right?--: It's out on parole?--: Does it have any everlasting debts? Legal or otherwise?--: No children I assume?