Trump’s a loon, Part 2

Trump’s a loon, Part 2, jiggled out easily from the shell of Greenland proves Trump’s a loon. The mass media did its part, treating the president’s Greenland pursuit as something real. They love clickbait, and Trump tosses them plenty. Can we ever forget how they fell all over the “but her emails” campaign?

Common Loon, unrelated to Donald Trump

If you aren’t getting paid by, say, the New York Times, you probably never believed buying Greenland was worth a second thought. But when you’re employer’s profit margin craves Trump Bumps, you’ll believe whatever it takes.

“Denmark owns Greenland, Denmark is an ally, Greenland is a strategic place, up there. And they’ve got a lot of valuable minerals,” Kudlow said.

Larry KudlowWhitehouse Economic Advisor.

Trump, Kudlow said, “knows a thing or two about buying real estate.”

Maybe not.

Want to buy a house? You buy it from the owner. It’s worse when the president of the United States, with all his resources, doesn’t know who owns Greenland.

Here’s a hint: Greenland owns Greenland.

Trump’s a loon, thinks buying a country is a “real estate deal.”

“Essentially, it’s a large real estate deal,” Trump said on Sunday.

Then, on Tuesday, the president canceled a planned trip to Denmark because prime minister, Mette Frederiksen, refused to talk about selling Greenland…

…which it doesn’t own.

Yes, Trump‘s a loon, but he can’t be blamed. A nincompoop can’t know he’s a dimwit.