Monday Morning TL;DR: When You Play The Game of Cones You Either Win or…Eat Ice Cream

Happy Monday, everyone! If you’ve found yourself here once again, it’s probably because you heard someone made an Iron Throne out of ice cream cones. Or that we’ve got some information here on pairing wine and weed. Or maybe you were just wondering what a highway covered in 7,500 pounds of slime eels looks like.

…what a highway covered in 7,500 pounds of eels might look like? If so, you’re weird. But if you’re thinking about it now, we can show you. It looks like this — after a truck full of slime eels (aka hagfish) overturned in Oregon.