There was one apartment that had a FAT ORANGE KITTY in it and when I was inspecting the bathroom the FAT ORANGE KITTY jumped up on the toilet so it was AT PERFECT PETTING HEIGHT and then it LICKED ME. Books books books kitties books kitties also walls and appliances I guess.

Irish Breakfast.

A webcomicblogdiarything. By Emily. It gets its name from my two favorite beverages (tea and tea with whiskey in it), excesses of which lead to the adventures recorded in the comics. Slightly more detail is here. Or, just start from the very beginning.