Sean Fallon

When it comes to these gun-shaped egg molds, other acceptable headlines include:

•"Say hello to my little chicken!"
•A great source of Omega-357 and Anti-Uzidents.
•Gun shaped eggs promote fowl play.
•This is your brain. This is your brain shaped like an Uzi.
•Shot in the yolk, and you're to blame. You give breakfast a bad name.
•Nothing says "I love you honey" like a gun in the mouth.
•Make one false move and I'll scramble your eggs.
•That's what I call "insani-tasty."