Most people think women and men cannot be friends without there being some sort of sexual tension, or sexual desire from one or both genders, but I disagree. I think men and women can have platonic relationships. I have them. Of course some of my friendships with males have ended abruptly due to the fact that they liked me more than I like them, but whatever, it happens.

I get along better with men. I interact better with men and bond better with men. I can emotionally open up to men more than women. I think it is partially due to the fact that I am vulgar and kind of aggressive for a woman, and that can be seen as intimidating to other women who are more passive.

My best friends since pre-school have usually been male. I remember my first best-friend was Michael; I can recall swinging on swings and his mother removing a splinter from my finger..those were the days. Then throughout elementary my best-friend was Alex, we spent summers together riding bicycles, watching movies and pretending like we had a secret laboratory beneath his house.

The same stuff applies to my adulthood, I always have close male friends I can confide in, and I do believe men tend to be more loyal than women. They’re also more laid back and I rarely fight with them.

Please do not attempt to lecture me when you also need to be taught the lesson, because I am more than happy to drop your class.

I can take constructive criticism quite well, and have used people’s critiques about my work, or character in order to better myself. What I get cannot take is when someone attacks me for doing the same thing they also do. It annoys me. I find it childish, foolish and pathetic.

After a long weekend filled with amazing events like hanging out with friends, and attending a red carpet charity event in order to interview some cool celebrities, I had to read this obnoxious message about all of these horrible things I do, meanwhile this person does the EXACT same shit she was getting on my case about. In the end, I told her she is losing a great friend over her ignorance. She then said we were both wrong in the situation and we should just not talk for a bit. I honestly do not know if I can forgive her. I am an imperfect person, but I am also not going to preach and then not practice what I preach.

She also gets on my case for being judgmental and yes I can be a snob, but people that are sitting on their asses all day smoking weed, and collecting welfare checks when they are fully capable of getting a job do not get respect from me. In fact, I choose NOT to associate myself with these types of people. You cannot get to the top of the staircase, when you constantly surround yourself with the people that will always remain at the bottom.

I am kind of an asshole, and as a proud asshole, over the years, I developed a variety of pet peeves. These actions, words, and motives drive me CRAZY!

1. People that look over my shoulder while I am on my phone and read my text messages. If you are going to be a nosy bitch, at least be discrete about it.

2. Hypocrites. Oh dear God fucking HYPOCRITES. Please do not ostracize someone for doing the same thing you did an hour ago, you do not look mature, or like you are giving awesome advice. You look like a foolish dipshit,

3. Pretend friends. These people mask themselves as your friend, however they have an ulterior motive. Typically they simply want to use you for something, or to get to someone. If you think you have any of these in your life please do yourself a huge favor, and chuck them to the curb. You do not need these kinds of people in your life.

4. People that spit their gum out right near a damn trash can. Are you seriously that lazy?

5. People that want to live through their spouse’s success. Whether you like it or not, your spouse’s success does not belong to you, perhaps you should go out into the world and find your own.

What are some of your pet peeves???? COMMENT!! The 2nd episode of Snarky TV will be about Pet Peeves, and will be shot on a brand new camera! 🙂 I hope you enjoy it.