We've all heard the urban legend of guys pretending to be chicks online. Well here is an actual detailed story of how a guy flirted his way through an entire server of other guys and got one to pay for "her" account after she "lost her job at hooters." Turns out the dude's parents cut off his account so that he would go out and get a job.

Furniture & Décor: “Goddard replica“, $9,999,999. I’m not sure what it’s a replica of, but I’m betting it’s not the entire space research complex. If that seems a bit too much, then there’s a $999,999 space rock paperweight. Incidentally Amazon themselves put the accent on the “e” in “Décor”.

Since I am in the process of buying a home, I have been looking into homeowner rights. I found this story: a guy in Florida heard a scream in his garage and saw two cops arresting his wife. He proceeded to kick the shit out of them with their own taser gun and was later arrested for assaulting police. A judge aquitted him on all but one charge (you can't take a cop's weapon from him) because the cops had no right to be in the house (no warrant, no just cause). For the charge he WAS found guilty on, he was let off with time served (8 days).

After years of trying to avoid watching it whole-heartedly, I will watch American Idol this week. Why? Because I support Sanjaya, that horrible, pre-op tranny since having him go on the Idol tour would be awesome. All he has to do is break into the top 10 tonite!

No...This isn't from me. It is actually from a Craig's List article but it looked like shit so I repackaged it here. I don't agree with all of them but there is a lot of wisdom to be gleamed from this list.

1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.

2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time

3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.

In a thorough but unscientific survey, a guy decided to poll all the local pharmacies for their prices on the cost of generic Prozac. He found that they could be 900 times more expensive than the exact same drug if they were bought from Costco.

This is an interesting quiz that determines your level of nerdiness. What score do you think I got? Click below to find out. Also, if you feel up to taking the test, post your scores in comments (I think if you get bored and quit halfway through the test, that indicates a low nerd score).
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This is a really good list of the top 100 fictional heroes of all time. The list comes dangerously close to destroying its credibility with the #2 pick overall (although I like the character, it is BULLSHIT he is even CLOSE to the top 20), and Chuck Norris's notable absense. Fortunately it is saved by all those forgotten heroes from your favorite TV show/book/movie.

Remember about a year ago when I put on my away message, the re-mix of Baby Got Back into an easy listening white-boy version? Well someone with a lot of time on their hands sync'd it with the original video. Once again on thereheis.com...we have hilarity.

I know you are watching this video and thinking ,WTF!? Bev Oda is the czar of copyright in Canada which means that she has the authority to control the RIAA and the MPAA. Well...not actually those institutions but their Canadian counterparts. But actually those AMERICAN institutions contributed to her election campaign. Isn't it a conflict of interest to accept money from those people whom you will be governing? Isn't that like a bribe?