Monday, August 10, 2009

So I've gone off caffeine again. I know, I know. I've tried going off before and about 48 hours later I've got an IV of Diet Dr Pepper running as I lay on the ground weeping, promising to never ever make that mistake again and apologizing to the man I just clobbered with my spike heel because he was blocking the drink dispenser at the Top Stop.

But this time is different. I know, I know. I've said that before. I'm all,

"I promise to never again jump onto the hood of a moving vehicle because I spotted a Diet Coke in the cup holder,"

and then,

"I'm so sorry I promised to have your husband's babies if he would let me finish off his Big Gulp,"

and to the roommates,

"I will never fill the bathtub with Diet Pepsi to soak in so that it reaches my bloodstream faster."

You people are missing out on Dublin Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper is already the nector of the gods but when you make it with pure cane sugar, it become like crack..........the good kind of crack cocaine. I love me some Dublin Dr. Pepper only from the great state of Texas. Order some today.