April 25, 2005

Pray For Refreshment

Want to pray for President Bush but dont know where to begin? Just click here for the Presindential Prayer Team's website, which provides up-to-date prayer guidelines pertaining to the prevailing agenda and itinerary of the executive branch. It's kind of like buying one of those books of sample lottery numbers if you can't think of a lottery number of your very own. On the President's current prayer agenda: praying for "refreshment" at the presidential ranch in Crawford, Texas, and praying for the removal of roadblocks standing in the way of confirming capable judges, whatever the hell that might mean! And be sure the check out the Presidential Prayer Team radio spots, including this one (MP3) about how God protected George Washington despite being shot four times! You could become immortal too, if you would only join the Presidential Prayer Team!

Newsweek Magazine Reports President Bush's Faith in God
The latest edition of Newsweek Magazine has as its theme the godly faith of President George W. Bush. The lead article details the President's journey to a sincere faith in God after many years of church attendance without a living faith.... Here are some of the more notable quotes from the article:

"Faith helps Bush pick a course and not look back. He talks regularly to pastors, and loves to hear that people are praying for him." -NWM [that's funny, he doesn't talk regularly to anyone else!]

"The atmosphere inside the White House, insiders say, is suffused with an aura of prayerfulness. There have always been Bible study groups there; even the Clintonites had one. But the groups are everywhere now." -NWM