Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

Police had to force their way into Jordan's home after he refused them entry.

So did they have a warrant and were just being polite at first by asking if they could come in, or did they not have a warrant and entered the guys house illegally? Is the bow in the truck probable cause?

Poe:Police had to force their way into Jordan's home after he refused them entry.

So did they have a warrant and were just being polite at first by asking if they could come in, or did they not have a warrant and entered the guys house illegally? Is the bow in the truck probable cause?

Probable cause may have been his plates,the bow, and the baggie on the roof.

AverageAmericanGuy:Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

Uh, William Tell was Swiss. The story originated in Switzerland. He was one of the original Swiss Confederates who rebelled against the Austrian incursions into Switzerland during the 15th Century.

Deathfrogg:AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

Uh, William Tell was Swiss. The story originated in Switzerland. He was one of the original Swiss Confederates who rebelled against the Austrian incursions into Switzerland during the 15th Century.

That's what they want you to think. But the Swiss story has more holes in it than... well... something with a lot of holes.

AverageAmericanGuy:Deathfrogg: AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

Uh, William Tell was Swiss. The story originated in Switzerland. He was one of the original Swiss Confederates who rebelled against the Austrian incursions into Switzerland during the 15th Century.

That's what they want you to think. But the Swiss story has more holes in it than... well... something with a lot of holes.

Poe:Police had to force their way into Jordan's home after he refused them entry.

So did they have a warrant and were just being polite at first by asking if they could come in, or did they not have a warrant and entered the guys house illegally? Is the bow in the truck probable cause?

AverageAmericanGuy:Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland. The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it. William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head. He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot. Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?" Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you." There is more to the story.

oohpah:AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland. The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it. William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head. He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot. Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?" Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you." There is more to the story.

oohpah:AverageAmericanGuy: Fun Fact: William Tell was actually an English criminal who was responsible for the deaths of 22 people. His modus operandi was to drug his victims, then tie them to a tree. He'd cut their testicles off then shoot them through with an arrow, pinning them to the tree.

The apple legend came after his death when several women came forward claiming Tell was the father to their children.

William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland. The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it. William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head. He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot. Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?" Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you." There is more to the story.

This is starting to sound like a Bill Brasky sketch...

To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a biatch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a biatch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

Some of that was really the flavor of many of the legends that sprung up around William Tell in the decades after his death. Bigger than life, the strongest man to carry a bow for the Confederacy etc. He was apparently a larger than average man, and his physical strength was renown.

oohpah:William Tell was a badass hero in Switzerland. The Austrian ruler Gessler hung his hat on a pole and had the townspeople bow down to it. William said, "Fark that" and his punishment was to shoot the apple off his son's head. He took out two arrows for his crossbow and made the shot. Geessler asked, "Why two arrows?" Tell answered," If I killed my son, the second one was for you." There is more to the story.

He was the assassin of Albrecht Gessler, a petty tyrant who was an appointed Governor of Switzerland by the Haupsburgs of Austria, and considered a tyrant by the people. The Marshal Pétain of his day as it were. The story is long, and there are legends and myths around it. But Tell was a real-life hero.