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"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.

The end of this series a good place to start. Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats. They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled! Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch!

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings. It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests. It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Hey Everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We pick a couple of surprisingly cool movies for Cheats to finish up our Holiday gifts. This week we roast through Guyver and Guyver: Dark Hero. You'll hear us pick our preferred mega suit weapons, we rage about the lies that that Guyver movie cover tells us, and reiterate our hatred for Pandas. Enjoy!

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart brings us back into the horror realm (sort of), and picks the movies for us this week. In this episode, we roast through Waxwork and it's sequel, Waxwork II: Lost In Time. You'll hear us talk about which museum exhibits would draw us in to death, I talk about how much better Waxwork would be if Joe Dante directed it, and Phil has a problem with the everlasting concept of "magic, motherfucker". Enjoy!

Hey everyone! Welcome to the last episode of the Monster Month Of May from Motion Picture Meltdown! Trust me, you're going to need these movies when you find out what we have in store for June. This week, I make the picks and decide to do a couple of monster-alien movies. We go through a couple of foreign flicks in Grabbers as well as John Boyega's pre-Star Wars fame, Attack The Block. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our least-favorite movie alines, we research what English handcuffs look like, and argue about the importance of glow-in-the-dark teeth. Enjoy!

Hey everyone! We're on week 3 of Motion Picture Meltdown's Monster Month of May! In this episode, Phil picks the movies and decided we should roast a bunch of fire-breathing lizards. We go through the 1998 blockbuster Godzilla as well as the lesser-known creature feature from 2002, Reign Of Fire. This week, you'll us describe scores that ruin movies for us, Phil bitches about size consistency in movies again, and we think there should be an Oscar for gaining/losing weight for movies. Enjoy!

Hey everyone! We're back with week two of Motion Picture Meltdown's Monster Month Of May! Dehart picks a couple of monster movies that have a little more in common than we initially thought. First we go through Don Coscarelli's Bubba Hotep as well as the newer and lesser-known werewolf flick, Late Phases. In this episode, we talk about the best tasting Universal Monsters, we discuss the elusive WereKoolaid Man, and we question the point of the iron lung. Enjoy!