once an English man ,an Irish man and a Scotish man came
to cave.
in the cave was a table and on the table was a 5 pound note
the English man went in and tried to get the note
he was about to get it when a voice came and said:
'i am the ghost of mable and that note stays on the table'
the English man screamed and ran out.
the Irish man came in and tried to get the note and once
again the voice came and said:
'i am the ghost of mable and that note stays on the table ' the irish man
screamed and ran out.
then , the Scotish man came in and tried to get the note
and once again the voice came and said
' i am the ghost of mable and that note stays on the table '
then the Scotish man said:
'i am the ghost of socket nd that note goes in my pocket'
and ran out with the note.

3 children wanted to go on the magic slide as it made your wishes come true.
the first child went and wished for 1 bag of gold and he got it.
the 2nd child went and wished for 2 bags of gold and he got them.
the 3rd child went and said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and he got it

Shit , Shut up and Manners are the names of 3 blond guy's.
They all went in a jeep to the town's Main Street,
Shit fell off the Jeep and Shut up went to the police to testify
The police officer said: "what's your name?"
A: Shut up.
The police officer said "i'm asking you one more time
what's your name?"
A: Shut up!
The police officer asked :where are your manners??
A: Oh picking up Shit at Main Street.