Which Gay Sex Position Are You?

If something isn’t EPIC, it’s not worth your time. You’re living your life out loud, in color, and fiercely. You don’t hook up; you change peoples’ lives for the better. One night stands write memoirs about their time with you.

You are really, REALLY good with people. You know how to keep everyone laughing, talking and, yes, moaning. Some may call you a “people pleaser” but really, you just want to make sure everyone is having a good time.

You are focused, ambitious and more than a little aggressive. You don’t just make an impression; you change the game. People love to let you take over… or they run from you. It’s cool though. You love a good chase.

The above is so me.Der Furhrer in der leit!Dont remember noun for bed.oh well.I'm so focused I'm obsessed in the sexual moment.Fast,then slow then fast again.Trying to please then commanding!Traveling through a large repertoire of techniques and sensations.Giving orders,shifting foci,Making new games,Reeling through amorous worlds stargazing then holding back.It is epic cuz for an hour or two it is all that matters in the world.And finally,It does not matter if either i or you survive it -it is the battle royale of invented personas vying for pleasure and concupiscence!I used to love sex.It was my cocaine and then the forties made me lose interest...it is no longer the only game in life...it is no longer -epic.

You are focused, ambitious and more than a little aggressive. You don’t just make an impression; you change the game. People love to let you take over… or they run from you. It’s cool though. You love a good chase.

"You find a way to put a creative twist on everything (and everyone) you do. With a knack for the arts and a broader interest in culture, a great conversation is foreplay, a day at the fine arts museum is foreplay. Having a threesome? Oh, that’s art."

Hmm. Well, if having a threesome is art, then I guess I have been spending waaaaaay too much fucking time painting by numbers.

You got: The Eiffel TowerBuzzFeedYou find a way to put a creative twist on everything (and everyone) you do. With a knack for the arts and a broader interest in culture, a great conversation is foreplay, a day at the fine arts museum is foreplay. Having a threesome? Oh, that’s art.

Like the best of multi-taskers, you’re pretty adept at keeping several balls in the air at once. The world is big and there’s so much you want to do and see. You’re adventurous, curious and always willing to try something new.

You find a way to put a creative twist on everything (and everyone) you do. With a knack for the arts and a broader interest in culture, a great conversation is foreplay, a day at the fine arts museum is foreplay. Having a threesome? Oh, that’s art.

Like the best of multi-taskers, you’re pretty adept at keeping several balls in the air at once. The world is big and there’s so much you want to do and see. You’re adventurous, curious and always willing to try something new.