Nate Hoffelder of Digital Reader gets poetic:Three Tablets for the Linux-kings under the sky, Seven for the Windows-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Android – doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Cupertino where the Shadows lie. One Tablet to rule them all, One Tablet to find them, One Tablet to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Cupertino where the Shadows lie.(with apologies to JRR Tolkien)

Android and Linux should be swapped, as Android is expected to overtake Apple by 2015. But that's just my old lit crit background kicking in. Very funny, and in many ways appropriate summary of Apple.