Ladies and gentleman
This is your captain Bill Williams
I'd like to thank you for
Flying Williamsburg truck lines
If you look to your left
You'll see Cain taking a giant dump
And if you look out to your right
You'll see my little sister fucking
Herself with a stick
(Tammy put that stick down
You dirty whore!)
Mammal sauce that were
Serving on our in-flight meal
Was mixed with my cock
As a swizzle stick

Welcome to the bottom of my pants
(Eat my asshole)
Shitting out a turkey leg in France
(Here's five dollars)
I'm a nasty dirty little slut
(Hey I here 'ya)