[playing his role as a black slaver to the hilt] You niggas gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these white men here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me!

Edward: This is my first vagina.Ruth: You've never seen one!Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.Edward: Oh.Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.