"I just want you to take a second, okay. And just imagine that you’re sitting in a dugout, and you’re looking across the field and who’s there in the other dugout? It's AIDS. A team of AIDS. Baseball cap on, and the uniform. All skinny, with lesions. Sayin’ I wanna get in you. I wanna get my AIDS right up in you. I wanna give this man AIDS, I wanna give this beautiful woman AIDS. I wanna give this whole table AIDS. Not on my watch. Not on Guy Young’s watch. We’re not gonna let AIDS get more hits than us. We’re not gonna let AIDS strike out more people than us. No sir, not on my watch. Let’s take out our checkbooks, let’s take out our wallets. And let’s all be heroes together and win the World Series against AIDS. Okay? Let’s find a cure. Let’s find a cure for AIDS."