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2011 has been a banner year for the glittered Gay Agenda. In spite of courageous efforts of the conservative movement to preserve the sanctity of marriage with warnings of increased poverty and God’s wrath, the liberal mafia has thrust legalized same sex marriage down the gullet of an unsuspecting public. The success of the Gay Agenda to accomplish this wanton violation of marriage is the complete disregard of the hygienic disparity between Christian difference marriage and same sex marriage – razor gender segregation in the home.

Much of the Christian identity comes from a clean shaven male leadership that depends on personal accountability to others and Christ. Being clean shaven is a duty to be taken seriously in the Christian home. It is an outward expression to the world that all is well in the home and spiritual life. Kept secret, separate and un-spoiled from feminine intervention, the man razor is a sacred icon of masculinity and the gift of supremacy granted him by virtue of his heterosexual penis, an attitude nurtured by his mother. The gender swapping of razors found in same sex marriage households is a disgusting and harmful violation of the hygienic backbone of Christian life.

Razors for the hygienic removal of hair shall be kept separated by gender with no woman using the man razor for any activity. Ever. Exceptions are viewed as weak excuses for the purposes of enforcement of this declaration. Any disregard for this protocol will be met as threats to the sanctity of the home. Color coding by sex, with some fruity color for female and navy or black for male, is an acceptable product standard but is not to be accepted as substitute for a rigorous program that separates and assures that the man of the house has a un-desecrated razor available to him at his whim and fancy. – “Beecham Christian Home Formulary”. Vol I, Article 12, § 16. rev Jan 3, 1992.

Razors, like human beings, are created male and female. A couple using the same gender razor is an abomination. What straight man would use pink, moisture stripped, Tropicana scented razors for the face without fear of becoming homosexual? As dangerous as second hand smoke, the Gay Agenda can wheedle into daily life without the vigilance of the faithful to seek out deviances such as razor gender comingling. To allow sharing of razors is to place the soul in ruin.

Woman, as a defective daughter of Eve, is susceptible to the corruptive flirtation of razor sharing. Casually grabbed for a quick underarm shearing or leg shave in the sink and violated by steel like woman hair, the razor is corrupted and will gnaw the flesh from an unsuspecting man’s face. The man’s dishonored countenance must then go out unto the world, marred and dotted with pieces of paper tissue blotting his bloodied shame of transgression.

A man in a Christian home with a robust razor segregation protocol is revered and respected. The proper Christian husband’s face glows with morality. His face is a billboard for righteousness that is mimicked by gay couples out of jealousy. This is dishonest and an important demarcation of the insidious nature of the Gay agenda.

“And they cried aloud and cut themselves after their custom with swords and lances, until the blood gushed out upon them.” 1 Kings 18:28

Same sex marriage couples have no need for razor segregation. Some may even boast of the absence of razor segregation as a feature or advantage of gay marriage as an incentive for young people to join in a gay blade gang. It is important for Christian parents to thwart this assault on the minds of children and teens with facts. The sharing of razors can not only lead to same sex encounters, but also leads to a life of crime in Florida. One woman was so overwhelmed with the cross sharing entitlement messaging from the Gay blade Agenda she smote her boyfriend on the head with a frying pan when he courageously stood firm for his right to a male only razor! She was appropriately jailed for her razor usurping crime. For the sake of our children and the indictments they may face in the future, it is important to provide a good foundation in razor gender awareness and education.

Television, for all its foibles, is a good source of razor gender information. Discussing razor gender difference with teens while outlining the barbarism of using a razor that isn’t specifically designed for his or her gender is a great way to communicate family values that last a lifetime.

Teen girls need to be taught to be good stewards of the Christian male and never, ever use a man’s razor to remove the wiry bamboo that grows rampant on her legs and under arms. Taking one’s teen daughter shopping and demonstrating good razor selection and procurement techniques are positive steps. Mother can outline the differences in frank conversations that include warnings of eternal strife and significant reduction of boys interested in a girl that violates the man razor.

Male teens should be taught the secrets of subterfuge in razor segregation. How to duct tape a secret ‘man only’ razor under the sink is a great way to bond with even the most sullen teen. For the more tech savvy Dads, weekend projects to setup digital cameras for razor surveillance is something any teen boy will remember for a lifetime. It is such a shame gay couples with kids don’t have these kinds of opportunities.

Through good parenting, leading by example and local ordinances criminalizing dangerous threat of razor switching, the sanctity of difference marriage and difference razors can be preserved. For faith, family and freedom we must stay vigilant and keep it smooth.

About The Author"Blanche Beecham lends a soft, learned hand to the fourth estate with incite-full investigations on diverse topics such as Politics, Love, and Lifestyle. Her many years experience as a wife, mother, ladies book club president and financial auditor make her well suited to ferreting out the truth and giving it a sound shake." - Rev. Jackson Lee Whitebelley, Publisher and Editor of "The Incubator" - Follow me on Twitter! @BLANCHEBEECHAM

Is gray an acceptable color for the male shaving apparatus? I know that word can connote “gray area” and may lead to sinful thoughts, or even homogayness. But it was also the color of the uniform of the beloved South during the recent troubles between us and them darn yankees. And did you notice that yankee also sounds like some sort of sinful activity those homogays engage in when they’re all alone?

I’m sure them Yankee’s like the yankee. I think as long as your razor isn’t a ‘fruity’ color as Mister says, you should be fine. I think it is important that it isn’t attractive to any woman that might have access to it. It is best to keep is someplace safe. A closet safe with a combination lock is one idea Mister has been throwing around.

Uh huh…You don’t think your over thinking this just a bit? Especially with the whole “set up a surveillance camera” thing. It’s a freaking razor, an inanimate object does not have a say in a person’s sexuality, mostly because you can’t change a person’s sexuality.

Don’t you think you overreacted? Just a little bit? It’s a razor. I’m sorry to dissapoint you, but homosexuality is genetic, not a choice. And hun, a razor, an inanimate object, is not going to change that. >.>

I guess eating all that cat shit made you think that every single thing can make you gay and that all Homosexuals are flaming limp wrist pansies that wear sandals and skip and the idea of fights make them piss themselves.

Thank you, sister in Christ, for this wonderful and thought-provoking article. It just goes to show how the homogay agenda can seep into every nook and cranny of life, if we Christians don’t remain vigilant. God bless.

One issue I would like to discuss is the danger of having an Emo teen in your home, even a nephew with questionable conservative values who might be visiting over Christmas break.

As you surely know, these Emo teams like to shave their sacred temple until it is as smooth as when they were 6 years old – or even worse they mow the back yard of the temple too!!!. And it only follows that they will need use a razor to do this degenerate task, and any man’s razor will do.

I find myself awake at night concerned that my own man razor may have been tainted in this manner – covered in undetectable crotch stubble which will be transferred onto my face and lip area.

Any advice on how to deal with this disgusting but highly likely scenario?