According to movies like Can’t Hardly Wait, American Pie, Project X, 21 & Over, the house parties kids throw in high school and college are the most epic, greatest, sexually-laden events of all time. But I don’t remember high school like that at all. In fact, most of the parties I ever threw had more sausage at it than a German restaurant during Oktoberfest. It’s about time Hollywood stopped lying to people about what to expect from that party you throw on the last night of high school in order to become cool and get laid before going to college.

So the guys over at Woodhead Entertainment decided to show what parties were really like for kids growing up in the suburbs. And as you’ll see in the video above, they were exactly like you remember them being.