Summary

Held in Gotham's famous Grand Hotel, the Gala promised to be a star-studded event. Highlights will include an auction, with celebrity guest auctioneer, Iron-Man himself, Tony Stark. Items on offer include priceless antiques, the chance to have your portrait painted by world-renowned artist Chuck Close, or a date with Gotham City's most eligible bachelor, Dick Grayson! Tickets are on sale now.

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Logan has no idea what the others are doing, or why it involves so many dice. But they gave him a hat with a feather in it, and told him to pretend to be a pirate, and by God he's going to be the best damn pirate they've ever seen. Let it never be said that the Wolverine backs down from a challenge!

FeaturingPickles the bamf - Logan's best Keith Richards impression - forbidden love on the high seas - Rachel's boot collection - Kurt's best attempt to not sound like Errol Flyn - Jean being a badass - overly large text books on copywright law

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A slow grin has been spreading over John's face since the conversation began, and now it's so wide he looks like the Cheshire cat. “Oh my God, that's hilarious. Mr 'only the Cure understand my pain' listens to country and western.”

Summary

Ragnarok is not just an end - it is a beginning. It is written that all gods are reborn at the end of all things, and nowhere does it say anything about that not including minor formerly-human gods of slavery who have no place in the designs of Those Who Sit Above In Shadow

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Illya is a human disaster who just wants Gaby to walk all over him with her beautiful designer shoes. Napoleon wants to watch. Gaby mostly wants them both to stop getting injured, but she's not wholly opposed to the other ideas.