THE NEW YORKER not intended for racing, oddly enough, which look like the real stuff. They are made entirely from stock parts tuned up to suit, and we understand they will do well in excess of ninety, which is not bad at all. r r HE accessory field has growing therein two devices that are as good as they are simple. "Lowes" handles them. They are, namely, a sort of patent leather overheel that can be hooked on to a lady's shoe to protect it when she drives, and a puncture-fixing arrangement, selling for fifty cents, that calls for no cement, vulcanizer, or any of the other equipment motorists are likely not to have with them. Then there is a baby French horn, so called because It was made in Austria. It is only about six inches long and sounds like a Republican at a Democratic convention. Very useful for Adirondack driving just now T HE old Spark Intensifiers are still being sold at Lord knows how much per set, and the funny part of that is that you can take an ordi- nary under-pants button, go out and run wire through each hole, leaving a gap and you have precisely the. sa,m r instrument and a far more iniimat r one, too. T HE motor markets (used) are all shot to pieces just now. That reminds us of a friend of ours ill Stamford who wanted to buy a ne car the other day but needed an al lowance on the old one, a Ford. H wanted an even hundred. The dealer paused and stood for some time lik ' a statue. Then he walked slowly around the deserted car and shook his head. "l\1y friend," he said, "I have looked it over, your car. I will in- deed allow you a hundred dollars in trade for it." The man was gratefuL thanked the sales person, and asked where he should leave the car. A swift look of tragedy came over the salesman's face. "But no," he murmured sadly. "I will allow you one hundred dollars for your Ford only on one condition." "Any condition," answered the l\1an-who-wanted-a-car. "You have b . " ut to name It. The man replied whimsically: "l\1ister, I will allow you the hun- dred; only please keep the Ford." r\nd that's that! -ERIC HATCH 47 ,__ ø I'-- _ g.g.Q.Q.g.g.Q.g.gg.QQ.Q.Q. Q.O-;Q. Og g.g.g.g.Q.Q.g+o.g O.Q.g.Q.g.g.g+o.g.g.g.Qg.Q.g.Q () i\ I 1lat I . 9IÇf'TcS , ö Õ ö PUR S E S : G I.F T S : L I N G E R I E õ Ö Õ Ò \ D 0 ô New St. RegiJ Shop Fifth Avenue at 55th St. 0 0 I 409 Madison Ave. Waldorf-Astoria 1580 Broadway I at Forty. eighth St. 3-4th St. and Fifth Ave. With Men's Dept. I o () õ I 0' :'>" [ff (j) "O i l u! · .. CfJJ I Iii '\\ ': i, . 0 "" . I o " ï i;i \ Ii: jiõ i ' 12 ! .0 .1 Ii Ô ! I , 0 Î 'I!(((( ...<t{.wj.. () '; r ' ' ) \) ),i;/. j I : Õ Ì\T A r C' W I · -3-'l r j I I! . .J. "- -1 "'- C eJ ;Itc,., : . r I i . õ ", ) ! Õ : 1(1 ',7; Jf " ! () !! cSL(K cS'TOCKIN/;cS 0 '("t.;Þ i 'j: õ 1: 2 8 Ij $1. 75 to $12. 50 .' 0 · I · () iO · ;i Õ jì ; , c " ! o E.i: () õ ' Ô 1 0 . . : O.O.O.O.ð.ð.ð.eø.ð. O.O.O.O.O.ð. ! O : ð.e.o.o . o .e o.e.e.o.e.e ø - - IN THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY: MONJIEUR 'WEGAVE YOU RACINE AND VOLTAIRE AND LAFAYETTE. IN THE NINETEENTH IF YOU WI LL PARDON THIJ E60TIJM, \JE GAVE TO THE \JORLD-- NAPOLEON AND VICTOR HUGO AND BERNHARDT. TODAY, WE G lYE YOU THE COMPLETE \JORKú OF AnATOLE FRAr1CE,Ä HOJT OF COUTURIER GENIUúEJ--Ar1D EnAU LT A T\JENTIETH CENTURY EXPREcfJION OF THE FRENCH CIViliZATION CARJ FULLY EQU I PPED, TAX INCLUDED"FROM $1950TO$12,OOO 719 FIFTH AVENUE" NE\,./ YORK CITY - --1----- ' 11 ') U(q \,1 1/ \\ ' "y y I _ \j L v ...