Witches were not the only Disney characters to be executed in the colonies of the New World. It seems that even men suffered from sexual repression, so Zoophiles and “buggers” were also executed. Well, there are maybe two accounts of women convicted of bestiality. I say “convicted of,” not “guilty of.” I hear the epithet for these men was “Pigman.” Maybe they were worried that the outcome would be something not unlike the creature found in room 237
Here is the reading: http://www.delanceyplace.com/view_archives.php?2364

I don’t think I have anything to add to the idea of the MRA, so I figure they can do the talking themselves. If you can’t figure out what’s wrong with them, well, you don’t listen to this podcast anyway, so you aren’t reading this right now. That means I can call you a stinky-faced poo-poo heads who eats poo and writes with it.

Just to clarify, I would totally date a clown. As long as he or she were an atheist and a feminist, reasonably intelligent, with basic domestic skills.

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Michelle Bachman * Spank the President
Did You Say “Bob?”
Doug Duke * It’s Only a Paper Moon
Matt Barber * Homo Nomo Reason
Buckle Down with Nixon
John Carradine for Tires
Firesign Theatre for a Creation Museum
Perrey and Kingsley * Carousel of the Planets
Escape from Pray the Gay Away
Orange is the New Black * Piper and Miss Claudette talk about Slack
Norel Pref * “Bob” Song
Funkadelic * Sexy Ways
Zeet Band * Moogie woogie
Daubenmire is Sick and Tired of Being Sodomized
Public Enemy Number “Bob”
Pastor John Rydgren * The Happening
Crudbump * I Don’t Do Shit
Mary Lambert * She Keeps Me Warm
Marr Barber * Christians Must…
Send to “Bob”
Disconnection in Scientology is Real
Langley Schools * Space Oddity
Enturbulator 009 * Bigotwatch THIS
Sssssserves Ssssssatan
Life in the Year 2000
The Adventures of Maisie
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay: The Homophobia Song
The Story of “Bob”
Regina Spektor * You’ve Got Time
Kathleen Hanna on what got her into talking about violence against women
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I’ve been knee-deep in the CONtrovery of Scientology lately, as it seems I’m mired in the False Slack of casual video games. You know, the stuff meant for middle-aged ladies like myself. I mostly like hidden-object mysteries, but I’m sort of in love with the casual mindlessness of Time-Management, Build-a-Village kind of games. Anyway, I listen to tons of videos and interviews about Scientology, and I feel like I’m almost an expert. For example, I know for a fact that I’m PTS and downstat. That means I’m sick, and someone in my life is responsible. To quote Lieutenant Harper in Plan 9 from Outer Space, “Somebody is responsible!”

Francois and I go out to dinner a lot. We’re not exactly foodies, since to Franc, “quality=quantity.” But we still have fun, because we have conversations. Long, meandering, conversations. And the stuff in this podcast is what we have been talking about.

I hate that some will believe I’m a bigot. But I believe that this kid’s gender, again, was assigned by the doctor who told the parents that s/he has a “gender identity disorder.” What fucking “disorder?” And fuck bathroom rules. Read this:

” The Mathises said Coy, a triplet, showed an early preference for things associated with girls.

At five months, she took a pink blanket meant for her sister, and she later showed little interest in toy cars and refused to leave the house if she had to wear boy clothes.”

Are you FUCKING. KIDDING ME. She took a PINK BLANKET at 5 MONTHS and that means she’s a girl? FUUUUCK MEEEE. “Things associated with girls.” That’s called putting the cart before the horse. Shame. Because our CULTURE decides exactly what THINGS are GIRLISH, if a child is interested in those things, well, the box you check must be MATCHY MATCHY MATCHY!!!

Oh, but she was DEPRESSED? It couldn’t have been because the teachers made this big stink about which bathroom she used? Or maybe it was her fucking parents. And now, here we are. Gender stereotyping is apparently A-O-FUCKING-KAY.

Kids should be able to wear dresses or like sports or play with dolls without DOCTORS, TEACHERS AND PARENTS telling them their genitals and their brains are wrong.

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