Don't wreck all sorts of shit over the next few days

Sandy, please don't knock trees onto people, shut down our power, or make us swim to safety this week. Yes, we realize that we've really screwed up the environment in years past, but we'd really appreciate if you could not take it out on people across the East coast. We promise to work harder to convince people that climate change isn't a vast left-wing conspiracy in the future. So, we cool?

Letter to

Hurricane Sandy

Don't wreck all sorts of shit over the next few days

Sandy, please don't knock trees onto people, shut down our power, or make us swim to safety this week. Yes, we realize that we've really screwed up the environment in years past, but we'd really appreciate if you could not take it out on people across the East coast. We promise to work harder to convince people that climate change isn't a vast left-wing conspiracy in the future. So, we cool?