Food fads come and go. Some are good -- hello, Cronut! Some are everlasting -- bacon on everything! And some are just WTF -- flavored infused foams? Why, Ferran Adria, why? The latest craze sweeping across the country falls squarely into the last category. Yes, I mean “bone broth.”

WATCH: Todd English Smolders With Squashes On Today

We’re fairly certain Todd English fancies himself the Edward Cullen of the culinary industry. It’s the only explanation for his smoldering gaze and husky-voiced squash demo on The Today Show this morning. We realize not everyone can be Energizer Bunny-level ready all the time like Jamie Oliver or as incessantly cheerful as Jose Andres when doing morning news show segments, but are we the only ones who think Todd takes it down a few too many notches? Like, a have-to-lean-into-your-TV-to-hear-him-passionately-describe-beautiful-autumn-squashes amount of notches?

Watch the clip below, if you have quiet you-time to kill at any point today.