Normally the way it works, for legitimate stars, is that we're the ones digging for gossip about them. And then there are those who do the work for you. Literally. The 2015 word for that is "thirsty". And who's thirstier right now than Scott Eastwood?
Scott was on Watch What Happens Live with Jon Cryer last night. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis (the Kutchers?) are always telling us how private they are – they issued a baby photo montage when their daughter was born and like to talk about privacy. And how much they dislike the paparazzi, because they just want to be left in peace (courtside at the Lakers gameFull Story

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Laker game the other night. Courtside seats. Only. Obviously. As you can see, she adores him. At least that’s what I’m reading on her face. She looks at him like no one could possibly be more interesting, more fascinating, more intelligent…
I mean, at this point, what choice do you have?
You can’t have a baby with someone and think the father of your child is a f-cking idiot, can you?
You know what’s grossing me out about these shots? It’s the way his left arm is hanging between his legs. Full Story

Between the Sony hack and the Golden Globes nominations (and snubs), it’s been a great week for gossip. So why are we talking about Ashton Kutcher? Oh, right, because he had a baby.
Ashton was on Ellen (what was he promoting – the end of his sh-tty ass sexist stupid sitcom?) and the focus of the interview was the baby and how he and Mila take care of the baby. Full Story

There’s a story that’s been blowing up in techie circles this week about ridesharing app Uber and its problematic executives targeting journalists who disagree with them. It goes like this: Sarah Lacy, editor in chief of PandoDaily, a Silicon Valley news site she founded, wrote an article about why she ditched UberFull Story

Ashton Kutcher’s been doing some interviews. Of course, he’s being asked about his daughter, Wyatt. And agreeing to talk about his daughter Wyatt. How they chose her name, how he and Mila Kunis don’t have a nanny, how they’ve been figuring out parenthood. You know, personal information.

But hey, stay the f-ck out of his private life, OK?

Already though, even the snarks are starting to soften. It’s Fatherhood Whitewash, not unlike Motherhood Whitewash. Any time any asshole makes a baby, suddenly we give them a halo. Ashton Kutcher is a dad now. So, you know, he can’t possibly be a douchebag anymore.

Do we give halos out too easily? Once a halo is conferred, is it too hard to take it away? Or is that the point? That once a halo has been installed, it’s practically permanent?

Celebrities are arguably more entitled to this benefit than most. Read Full Intro

What if it’s a fake?
Stay with me here.
So they called the girl Wyatt Isabelle, as per Ashton Kutcher’s blog, but while there, he also posted a pic of half a dozen babies (and a couple of animals, including one that looks just like my dog Libby), all “Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute”. Full Story

I read the best story on Dlisted (original source uproxx) yesterday. You remember Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d? And one of the best episodes was when Ashton played Justin Timberlake? JT came home to find government employees taking over his home because he hadn’t paid his taxes. Full Story

For some reason, we’ve been told to believe that Ashton Kutcher is some kind of tech expert. They send him new phones and he tests out apps and he played Steve Jobs and accumulated a lot of followers on Twitter and this is supposed to mean that he’s digital and original and smart, smart enough to sniff out the next, smart enough to be able to see a trend before it becomes one, smart enough to be more than just some douchebag who throws money at sh-t. Full Story

Mila Kunis covers the new issue of MARIE CLAIRE. She’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby. And Ashton Kutcher is some kind of hero because he isn’t “judging” her for her body changes. Click here for a refresher.
How f-cking gross is it to know that people talk like this? That there’s someone out there who said those words and felt like it would be a compliment instead of punching themselves in the face? If someone said that to me I would punch them in the face. Full Story

PEOPLE posted the grossest article yesterday about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. The title:
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: How They're Preparing for Their Baby Girl
Fine. They could be decorating the room. Or going to breathing classes. Full Story

Mila Kunis is on Ellen today. Parts of the interview have been shared in advance. The most interesting parts. Which, as usual, is …
BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because every time a celebrity gets pregnant, pregnancy is invented all over again.
Also, privacy apparently doesn’t apply to pregnancy. Full Story

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival this weekend. They publicly displayed their affection for each other. And at one point, he stood behind her and put his arms around her.
Definitely not as egregious as when it happens on a red carpet posing for photographs. Full Story