But McCoist refused to blow a fuse over the document, saying: “I believe the person who drew up the dossier was an electrician.

“If so I am heading straight ?home to do a thesis on electrical engineering.

“I’ll hand it to you on Monday morning on the way forward for electrical engineering.

“If the gentleman who wrote it can promise Cruyff and Rijkaard, I will drive over there, bring them back and they can sit in my office.

“I would certainly move sideways for those two.”

Asked about the criticism of his performance at Rangers, McCoist replied: “It gets weary for a split second but then the gallows humour kicks in.

“It has kept us going for the last two years.

“I would hate you to think I am being flippant.

“When you have good people round you and working with you, that is the most important thing. I just want the chance to prove I am the man for Rangers.”

Gers partied with their prize after yesterday’s victory over Berwick and McCoist is already planning for next season.

But he told fans there will be no big-name additions to his squad with the club under a transfer embargo until September.

He said: “I don’t think there will be massive amounts of change for next season.

“We are bringing in free transfers and they are free transfers for a reason. We can’t register them until September 1. We are not going to get the best youngsters – the 22, 23 or 24-year-olds.

“That is not going to happen because they cost a lot of money.

“We are going to have to get a group of players who can get us out of the next division. Hopefully with one or two better performances.”

But McCoist did some big thinking of his own as he claimed Gers should be modelled along the lines of Bayern Munich.

He said: “The club I look at and respect – probably more than any other – is Bayern.

“The way they model themselves is wonderful and I would love us to get a similar model. By that I mean a spine of people within Rangers who feel for the club.

“I’m not necessarily saying all business people should have blue blood. But it’s healthy if you have the likes of John Greig, Sandy Jardine, Walter Smith and people like that who the fans can relate to and have confidence in.”

Jardine, who is battling against cancer, sent McCoist a text message last night urging him to enjoy the title party.