Good grief quit pandering. This is just pretentious and annoying to read. I was already getting sick of her song, but this makes me inclined to avoid her music altogether. Not like her hipster “all about the music” attitude will mind.

I’m sure you were looking forward to all the hate you’d get for writing this so I’m just giving you what you want by saying that you sound pretty bitter in this article. Too bad for you, Harry Potter is awesome and you’re wrong! (You’re welcome.)Also what are you on, Slytherin is awesome, hello! Hufflepuff is the lame one.

Glitter isn’t the “herpes of craft supplies” because it’s ugly, as you’re suggesting. It’s because, in the words of Demetri Martin who originated the joke, “once you get glitter on you, be prepared to have it on you forever.”

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