I was like 14. I had no idea what masturbation was. I started rubbin my wang, and it got hard. so i kept doin it. when I started to cum I was like WTF is this **** cummin out. I seem to have cum for like 45 seconds LOL

I got scared. I thought that something was wrong with me. Like, this white stuff started coming out, it was weird. But at the same time it felt real good. I was confused. There was a period of 2-5 months where I thought i'm the only one that could do that. Until i told my dad, and we had the whole sex talk. lol
i felt like a douche.

I would always rub the tip of my wang because it felt good. one day i was watching baywatch and i was going at it under the covers. IT was werid because i was rubbing the tip of my wang through my underwear and i wasnt erected. I had a full bladder so when i busted (surprised the hell outta me), all the urine came out, and i tried to contract the PC muscle but it kept coming out. I tried to squeeze it in even more and it hurt like hell.

After that i kept freaking out when my pc muscle would contract thinking i messed something up.

I didnt do it till i was like 15. I knew what it was obviously by then. I was like well what the heck. So i did it. I didnt like the first orgasm. It just reminded me of having to pee real bad. The pressure build up. But i dont think ive gone more then 3 days since that day. So i obviously didn't hate it.

first time i did it i was young enough that i couldnt even squirt so i did it under a blanket on my couch in the dark with my dad in the next room while watching the cosby show (at that time i was pro and could do it without even thinking about it....didnt need porn. so no, i wasnt getting off on the cosby show..just didnt understand the concept of arousement and whatnot)

One day, at about the age of 14, I was in the bathroom and decided to put some lotion on my penis because I thought it would make it nice a smooth or something. Then I started rubbing it in and started jacking. I felt this weird feeling in my penis and kept going, thought I was going to piss or something, but then nutted. I was like, WTF? and then did it again. I can still smell that lotion. The good ol' days...

Yeah I didn't even know if I was doing it properly, it just felt good. Then all of a sudden I saw stars and it was like 'Whoa ho ho ho ho ho ho' and it came out. It looked like yellow SPAM goo, it wasn't white at all. Probably because heaps was stored up in there.

I would always rub the tip of my wang because it felt good. one day i was watching baywatch and i was going at it under the covers. IT was werid because i was rubbing the tip of my wang through my underwear and i wasnt erected. I had a full bladder so when i busted (surprised the hell outta me), all the urine came out, and i tried to contract the PC muscle but it kept coming out. I tried to squeeze it in even more and it hurt like hell.

After that i kept freaking out when my pc muscle would contract thinking i messed something up.

Wow, that's amazing considering that is physically impossible to cum and piss at the same time. The two are physically incompatible due to the contraction of certain muscles during orgasm that counteract the ability to piss.

My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. ~H.L. Mencken

i was patching red shoe diaries, i was 12/13 and i was resting a glass that was near my jewels. It was the episode where the girls swimming and she get naked and my wang goes u and hits the glass and it was getting squished and it felt so good. then i sorta rubbed its they're with it, and it exploded wit pleasure, only my first wank was that good.

Wow, that's amazing considering that is physically impossible to cum and piss at the same time. The two are physically incompatible due to the contraction of certain muscles during orgasm that counteract the ability to piss.

dude i seriously freaked out over that when my sex ed teacher said it in class because i though something was wrong with me. I think if your penis is unerected, the splinter doesnt block the bladder or something like that?