As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.

[ Sandra Boynton, Chocolate: The Consuming Passion]

Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.

[ anonymous ]

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

[ anonymous ? ]

Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

[ ? ]

Hollow chocolate has no calories

[ anonymous ]

I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

[ anonymous ]

Chocolate, men, coffee...are all better rich.

[ anonymous ? ]– many thanks to Chris for the contribution, on Feb 1, 2005!

Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate!

[ anonymous ? ]– many thanks to Chris for the contribution, on Feb 1, 2005!

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