If I was a celebrity my neighbors would make a lot of money off the naked pictures they take of me because I walk around naked all day and trust me, it’s not a pleasant thing. I get laughed at by people who live in the building next door at least twice a day depending how often I leave the house. Even the man who works at the store I buy my beer at knows me as the fat naked man, but that’s not necessarily because I’m known in the neighborhood, but because I live on the groundfloor. I guess if I was a celebrity, I probably would live in this diseased box of a one bedroom apartment, but I’m j

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