"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." -James Nicoll

Make your own ice cream. Ben & Jerry's put out an excellent cookbook that I and my family have used to make some amazing things. Modify the maple walnut recipe a bit to make maple bacon ice cream. Delicious stuff.