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We’ve all been wondering this for a while. Look no further for the bar that matches your personality.

What's your major?

Business English/ WRTCCommunicationNursingSMADChem/Bio/ISAT/ Engineering None of the above

On a Saturday night you can find me:

In a trendy hotspot sure to land a fire instagramPopping Bottles- the key to success babyEither in the library or probably getting belligerent Somewhere low key With a nice glass of wine (or 3, or, 6). Drunk enough to be making an 100 second Snapchat storyWherever my friends are going

My ideal type of significant other is:

Christian Grey (on a Burnetts budget for now)Ambitious and hardworkingJames Dean, Daydream (look in his eyes)The life of the partyBroody and mysterious A creative free spiritEasygoing

Which spot on campus describes me best?

ECL: Great for natural light and self pityD Hall: Some classics never dieDukes: Two words- Buffalo. BitesUREC: for social purposes and to get yokedDuke Hall: If you don't know where this is you're too mainstreamThe Quad: Move over Raven Symone, this is the real chill grill. Showker: because I basically live there (sarcastic eye roll)

I didn't get enough sleep last night because...

Two words: Adobe PhotoshopTie between managing my stocks and online pokerNetflix and ChillStudying...obviously?Creating the perfect Spotify playlistI did get enough sleepI went out... obviously?

The answer is:

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Backcountry

"Do you want to go out tonight?"
No Becky, its Monday, on finals week, of the Apocalypse...
Debauchery is your middle name, and we commend you.

The answer is:

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Artful Dodger.

You probably studied abroad and "left a piece of your soul in Europe." You hand out copies of your slam poetry like a mix tape.
Fess up, do you own Birkenstocks?

The answer is:

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Jimmy Madisons

You only wear crop tops with something high wasted...now that's class. Holding out to marry Mr. Wall Street, you'll probably be fine with settling for Evan from your sophomore year Econ class.
"But I only come here for the brunch!"

The answer is:

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Food Bar Food

Voted most likely to name your child after an instagram filter.
Aspirations include: one day living in a house entirely constructed of reclaimed wood, old doors, and window frames.

The answer is:

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Dave's

You're someone with some real versatility. On some days you're the type of person to enjoy a pitcher with your pals out on the deck. Other days you're three pitchers of natty deep with tzatziki breath wondering "Dear God" how many buffalo balls will it take to fill this void in my soul.

The answer is:

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Gold Crown

Perhaps you're thrifty, perhaps you just enjoy the simpler things in life-but you also might be the type of person to eat week old cheesy bread out of tin foil in your fridge.

The answer is:

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Jack Brown's/Billy Jacks

Classic cool. Like a pair of corduroys you're not going out of style any time soon (unless the vegans get it their way).