Ketchup doesn't look too much like real blood; so if you don't mind stains, try honey mixed with red food coloring. I would really rather use that area for the crosswalk beat-downs.

I would prefer using ketchup packets visibly, as if they were some form of "deadly weapon", or even yell out "You made me bleed ketchup!" when you're covered in it.

A good one is to get a long roll of Saran wrap or long, thin strings and tie them between trees or signs. When a car goes through they can hear the popping and ripping and such.

Relick wrote:One of my best friends told me about one of his bad porn experiences. It involved a threesome, two women and one man, and as the girls start making out, the man says, "That's fo shizzle my nizzle!"

I Heard about someone doing this what and I thought it was quite amuzing you could do is get handcuffed behind your back wearing nothing but boxers and run down the streat Screaming "The British are Coming" and see how many people come outside.