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The Alternative Tempest The play opens with a group of drunken Muppets from Italy Gonzo a blue monster thing with a bent nose the King of Naples Kermit a green frog with massive eyes sailing home after the marriage of his daughter to the King of Tunis They were drunk because they had previously been over to France on a booze cruise in search of the duty frees During the voyage the weather suddenly got a lot worse but nobody noticed because they were soused out of their tiny minds apart from this weird bloke with a really tiny head that nobody know his name He hangs around with a pink elephant or so they thought The ship tips from side to side and the puppets oops I mean people on board dont jump off they fall off and somehow float to shore From this point onward all the action occurs on the island In the second scene we meet Fozzy Bear the former Duke of Milan Fozzy explains to his daughter Miss Piggy how he was constantly high on Junior Disprol and cheap orangeade and so he lost his Dukedom twelve years previous His brother the Swedish Chef who had received financial help from King Gonzo had overthrown him Meanwhile Dr Bunsen Honeydew a genius scientist with a head that looks exactly like a big green melon had ordered an old nobleman to Rowlf a big dog with a passion for playing on his saxophone to abandon Fozzy Bear and his young daughter out at sea in a leaky boat Rowlf however was feeling sorry for them and provided food drink and a bit of totty on the side to keep them busy On shore Fozzy and Miss Piggy had found one other inhabitant his name was Animal a demented red furred monster that seemed to take a fancy to Miss Piggy At first Fozzy liked Animal and decided to

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