Thursday, July 4, 2013

Ted Cruz, the holier-than-thou, more-conservative-than-thou and more-crazy-conspiracist-than-thou senator from Texas who wants to be President gave a little speech in which he mocked one of the most well-known and beloved hymns of all time, "Amazing Grace:"

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Derp) sang Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan’s Island at the First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas, and while watching try to imagine if President Obama did this. The outrage would be deafening.

Of course it would be. But that's because most Teapublicans are flaming hypocrites on top of being maleficent.