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Episode 14: Star Wars – Coming, Winter Is – Actual Play

Oct 24
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212 minutes

Hail Savages!
Warning, the following podcast is rated NC-17 *No one 17 and under admitted* for depictions of intense and persistent violence, fantasy violence, implied violence, language well beyond polite conversation, profanity raised to an art form liberally dispersed from beginning to end, crude humor, consensual and non-consensual substance abuse, Nudity both sexually oriented and otherwise including male nudity and alien nudity and alien male nudity, and graphic sexual content of every sort: sexual content, sexual themes, sexual violence, sexual gymnastics, incest, BDSM, costume play, artistic orgasm, adultery, inter-species sexuality, Jedi mind trick gas lighting, and all sorts of references to non-consensual sex, impaired faculties sex, rape, kidnapping, false imprisonment, molestation, masturbation, mastication, hiding an electro staff in one’s anus and whatever you’d call getting your jollies off in the Saarlac pit.
Plus: Backstabbing, Murder, Theft, Jealousy, Genocide, False Flags, Evil Wizards, Terrorism and Revenge. And love, true love.
So if you’re not an adult, stop listening now. If you’ve ever been offended by people having the wrong kind of fun, stop listening now. If you’re already pulling up your fill in the blanks form letter with the words “problematic” “the galactic patriarchy” “alien cultural appropriation” or “sith privilege” stop listening now.
Do you like having your cherished Sci Fi and Fantasy properties unceremoniously tortured beyond recognition?
Do you enjoy foul language and offensive humor?
Are you an adult whose delinquency I can legally contribute to by way of this podcast?
Then you just might love this actual play from GenghisCon 2016. It’s a Sunday morning game I wrote and ran called “Star Wars: Coming, Winter Is” where the classic Star Wars characters get taken over by their Game of Thrones alter-egos.
It was an interesting experiment for me. I’ve never really included sexual situations in my games and this one goes to the extreme other end of that scale. Which frankly is more comfortable than trying to run or play in a sexual situation that is supposed to be taken seriously. Which I still doubt I’d ever bother with in a game.
I’ve never encouraged Player vs. Player action in my games and this game practically mandates it. You’ll notice tha