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This is the fashion event of the year. Real people in real couture that they bought and paid for themselves. Misguided celebrities doing their damnedest. Stella McCartney victimizing her friends. Occasional celebrities looking flawless. I love the Met Ball! I mark it on my calendar months in advance.

Even though I know today is the Met Ball, I definitely read this post as “Meat Ball.” You will be happy to know that I didn’t think anything of it, naturally assuming the Fug Girls would be covering such an event.