Some people make pilgrimages to holy sites, or historical places or crap like that. Others travel across the country to see Graceland or drive 978 miles for a greasy burger served by chicks dressed like naughty nurses. Last weekend I left a celebrity sized carbon footprint and took an old fashioned road trip to Phoenix Arizona for a totally decent burger.

8 trips to the gas station and 1,956 miles might seem excessive for a restaurant trip, but you can’t destroy the environment from your driveway – unless you leave the engine running with the AC on.

Hamburger Mecca.

The greasy menu – the quadruple bypass weighs in at around 8,000 calories and has 4 half pound greasy slabs of dead cow goodness.