Hello Summoners, I am Nikasaur, here with an important update. The League of Legends community has been stricken… with POROMANIA. Now now now, remain calm, getting excited can only lead to more symptoms like dizziness and giggling and eating a bunch of biscuits. Here are some examples of fans who have already succumbed. Titivilus tried to paint the cuteness out of his mind… in vain. Ever since she saw these poros, Paulishuku just keeps knitting, and knitting…

Akya is particularly afflicted. She named her poro “Paf”, and treats him as a pet. Nikkels, your interpretation of this devilish puffy being could almost… be adorable. This website has even devised a Poro Papercraft to propagate freely among printers and PCs all over the nation. April Mist, you’re surrounded by those beady eyes and floppy tongues. You never stood a chance.

Glakos, this life sized Poro has captured the souls of many around it, including yours. Our hearts are with you… from a safe distance. So what can we do to help ourselves through these Poro-riddled times? Easy. Let’s look at some art, or more specifically, let’s look at Alice Sama’s wicked cosplay! Anyone who asks her what the “Vi” stands for is gonna get walloped. She’s got the costume and the attitude that packs a punch if her fists don’t do it first.

Another lady who can stop you in your tracks, I’m thinking of Zyra, and so was Kalagirl. Don’t be fooled by those enticing colors and the way she blooms. She wants ya, but she wants ya dead. Mayyybe not a good trade off, but as some might say, WORTH.

Okay, let’s play a little game. Your name is Kaerri8. You’re in a room and it’s pitch black. There’s a bright flash that illuminates the face… of Ziggs. What do you do? Maybe you shouldn’t panic, although your vision is all scratchy from the sudden burst of light. Maybe Ziggs is here to liberate you from this dark prison… until the bomb goes off. Then, that’s the last thing you remember.

And you wake up inside of a jar. Did you get really small, or is this jar REALLY big? Only Anabel13 has the answers to that one. Luckily there’s a little grass in there to keep any yordle cozy, and who knows, maybe those mushrooms are edible after all, but albeit an acquired taste. Possibly accompanied by some very harsh heartburn. Do you eat the mushroom?

If you said yes, it’s a normal Teemo mushroom and you die. …I don’t think I’m a very good game designer. The players are supposed to be the enemy, right?

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So they fight their way through the whole cavern and there’s all this treasure they’ve been seeking and it’s all magical and it’s cool, but then it’s actually a MIMIC and comes out and kills them all and then it becomes a ZOMBIE CAMPAIGN where they eat brains to survive! I don’t mean to troll, I’m just naturally this way. Trundle understands, he’s got an icy heart and his ears are all spiky and cold all the time. J Troublez is a fearsome sculptor and modded this guy with Trundle’s new look. Ice on the club, he’s so damn frosty, the champs are like, “Man, his toes are all wonky.”
If there’s one thing every League of Legends fan shares, it’s the experience of playing that very first game. These summoners answered our video to tell us about their first time on Summoner’s Rift.

DragonxFangz:
My first game of League of Legends, I was playing with my friend from close beta… and he told me to play attack speed Sivir…

PersonMcPerson:
My first game of League of Legends, I played Miss Fortune. And I only bought Boots of Speed, and never leveled any of my skills.

JohnnyFerno:
…I’m not sure how it happened, but ended up with a quadrakill.

D3boy510:
…for a very long time after that, six Berserker’s Greaves was a staple build for me… much longer than it ever should have been.

Gary246:
…well it was a 3’s game and I met a couple people, and to this day, we still play.

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They’re all yelling at me to fire my ult, and I’m like, “I can’t!” And they’re like, “Why?!” And I’m like, “Because I can’t hit them!” Because I didn’t know… that Ashe’s ult went through walls…

Whyllee:
So my first game of LoL, I just remember dying loads, and loads, and loads…I think I had Amumu… I wasn’t very good. And then I discovered Morgana, and she’s amazing. Morgana for the win! Woot Woot!

DNoobster:
I play Twitch, he’s my main. I’m ADC. Twitch for the win! First game was as Nocturne, did not know how to use any of his abilities. Built him AP, used my mouse mat… so ya, win!

Shadowsofmagic:
I played Ashe my first game, and I died a lot because I didn’t know what I was doing at all. I still play Ashe now, so… yeah!

Paulthepig:
I played Teemo for my first game. I died a ton. And now I play Kennen and I’m a pretty decent player.

All:
Bye!

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All Chat is all about YOU, so make a video reply to THIS Showcase with your very own tale of what your summoner name is, and why you chose it!
See? It’s easy!

We can’t wait to see those unique stories behind all of those names, and we’ll see you next episode!

League Of Legends – Poromania – Summoner Showcase #107. My first game of League of Legends, I played Miss Fortune. And I only bought Boots of Speed, and never leveled any of my skills. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.