Thanks to the local squirrel population in the area, I arrived home this evening to find that one of the little tree rats had chewed a hole in the brand new $300 NOAH truck cover I got for Christmas this past year.

What's the best way to make sure this b.s. don't happen again besides the pellet gun(I'd like to stay home all day and make them mother-suckers pay, but let's be real, I gotta work)? Is there something i can treat the cover with to make the squirrels avoid it in the future? And if not, do squirrels take rat poison, and if so where do i buy it???

*Tomorrow I've gotta call Kimberly-Clark to see about getting some extra material to try and patch the holes.