on the other hand, horror stories become way less scary when the storyteller is so insistently self-skeptical at their own tale of creeping horror. THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! IN MY OPINION, I MEAN, AND I'M PROBABLY TOTALLY WRONG!!

The haps: Harrison wrote in to let me know that if you depluralize the word "rocks" in the last panel of yesterday's comic you end up with an all-new, much more optimistic comic! Throw up horns, because we'll never run out of ROCK!