Mildly Angry Dictators

I was just walking around the house today and on the floor there was a pen. I never noticed a pen on that particulair spot on the floor so I realized it must have been misplaced, someone must have lost there pen there. I picked it up to look for some clues, like if the person had his name and number on the pen. Sadly this problem became an even bigger one. I did not find name or number, instead I found the word "Japan." at first I thought that Japan was the country that the pen was made in, but it didn't say "made in Japan" it just said Japan. Suddenly the reality of the situation dawned on me, some squirrels in a desperate act to win their war against humans sent a message to the moon through their tails. The evil blue squeegee wielding santa clauses on flying cinder blocks of the moon recieved the message, it was the blueprints to a super weapon, capable of turning entire countries into pens! We must nuke the moon!