The following story story takes place in a terrible world called Latale which happens to be very terrible. It is a world ran by two terrible overlords named Ogee Pee and Acktos, in which both of them make the world even more terrible because they are very terrible when it comes to doing things right or fixing terrible flaws. In order to do anything worthwhile in this terrible world, one must do terribly tedious things and spend terribly huge gobs of cash to make things less terrible.

This story also includes an aspiring bard named kmelfina, who struggles to make the game his life less terrible. But alas, since the world is so terrible - and the overlords who rule it are terrible - things can only become more terrible. One day, a super-rainbow-magic-musical-pretty-princess crosses paths with kmelfina (her name is Aniflemk or Ani for short). Ani says she can make things less terrible by correcting all the flaws within the terrible world and setting the terrible overlords straight... However, she needed his help. Of course, kmelfina immediately agreed to help Ani. Mostly because it would be easy to fix everything since most of the solutions were so simple.

But then!!! Ogee Pee and Acktos gets wind of Ani's plan to make the world much better and give Ogee Pee lessons on how to be a good overlord. That just didn't fly right with them.

"Whaaaaaaa-?! I don't want to do things right!!! That would d require effort and would get me less cash!" Ogee Pee screeched in anger.

"Why should we try to fix the world, even though I made terrible mistakes and refuse to fix them! That would also require effort." Acktos joined in, pounding his fists against a "good idea" - crushing it into pieces. "You better deal with the super-rainbow-magic-musical-pretty princess, Ogee Pee. You can simply do nothing and it'd work! I mean, you've been doing nothing all these years and it's been doing wonders."

"Oh Acktos, you always know the right thing to say. But then again, you are the creator of this world. This world that has absolutely no flaws whatsoever. Even though everyone else says they can clearly see there are many flaws!"

"Huh? People thinking my world has flaws? I can't comprehend that!" Acktos cried, rubbing his temples. He was clearly confused to the point of frustration.

By doing nothing (as usual) Ogee Pee managed to crush the super-rainbow-magic-musical-pretty-princess' into super-rainbow-magic-musical-pretty dust. After kmfelfina saw such a horrifying thing he too, was crushed.

All he could manage to do was drop to knees and scream to the heavens - "THINGS COULD OF GOTTEN BETTER IF OGEE PEE AND ACKTOS WOULD'VE JUST LISTENED AND DID THINGS RIGHT! BUT NOW THIS TERRIBLE WORLD WILL ALWAYS BE TERRIBLE!!! CURSE YOU OGEE PEE AND ACKTOS!!!!!! CUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He was then filled with rage, and wanted punt the first thing he saw...
Eh, is that fuzzles? Before the author could yell "NO KMELFINA, NO!" - kmelfina had already sent fuzzles flying towards a terrible place. Which is a pretty stupid way to describe a certain area, considering everywhere is terrible in this world. And you know what else doesn't make sense? It'd be pretty weird for an author to yell at his or her book. That'd just be cra- The end!

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For those who see this story as more than a joke, then I ask that those people refrain from posting. Srs bsns should not be brought into a non-srs area...

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Though I guess jokes are often used to show at least a kernel of truth depending on its content.

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Oh and I'm sure someone's going to ask if any animal was harmed... Well... See the thing is... Urg-

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I got bored is all and a short response turned into a story! Typical Phenyl, amirite?

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STOP CLICKING THESE ALREADY OH MY GOD!

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Oh heck, another one for the road.

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And maybe a little more megamilk? I know it's totally hot. I promise to post the real deal because I feel bad for showing UBOA instead of the original.