As Paris Jackson proves, nothing is more dangerous than a 10-year-old scorned.

Paris stopped by The Tonight Show last week, and she revealed a heartbreak she has been nursing for some time: “The first [concert] that I actively really wanted to see was ‘High School Musical Live,’” she told Jimmy Fallon, but when she went to the performance Zac Efron wasn’t there.

“I was so bummed,” Paris remembered.

Zac feels so bad about the incident that he apologized to Paris on E! News, saying: “I’ll make sure I’m on set next time if you come to visit.”

The 29-year-old actor and Dwayne, 44, were joined by their co-stars Priyanka Chopra, Jon Bass, Alexandra Daddario and Kelly Rohrbach as they showcased some extended unreleased footage at CinemaCon’s Paramount Pictures Presentation Highlighting Its Summer of 2017 and Beyond panel held at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace on Tuesday (March 28) in Las Vegas.

In one scene, Zac and Dwayne‘s characters “go to investigate a crime and gather evidence at a hospital morgue. There, Dwayne‘s character tells Zac‘s that he has to check the dead body’s private parts,” according to THR. “He’s forced to lift up the cadaver’s penis in a scene that made the audience gasp. Just then, Dwayne snaps a photo of Zac doing this on his iPhone, and it’s revealed to all be a joke on Zac‘s character.

We don’t mean suspect; we mean believe and trust with all of your heart that two people (*cough* Johnny Orlando and Kenzie Ziegler), were they ever to get married, would fall into starry-eyed-questionable-matching-tattoos-buying-smoothies-together-adorable-never-ending bliss?

Yeah, no, us either… *bows head in shame.* Still, we have compiled a list of past and nonexistent couples who should definitely consider maybe getting married, because we have it on our vision boards.

Click inside to see these non-couples who we still totally ship. And yes, one of them is a girl couple: