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While the group was excited that this after-work bar was showing the Buffalo Sabres hockey game, their attention quickly turned to the wings' size -- or lack thereof. "They are smaller than a Micro Machine [toy car]," said Hacker. "If they were three times the size, they would get [rated higher]. Is this April Fool's? I've never seen chicken wings so small." Cartwright offered a similar opinion. "I feel like a giant eating these!"