Summary

And that's when it hits her: this is real. No pestering, no kidnapping, no stakeouts at his workplace, no Benny with his semi-automatic hiding in the bushes. Devil Boner can, technically, back out of this date any time he wants.

Yet he’s still here. Which can only mean…

He likes me.

Inspired by the TGWTG Kink Meme prompt "So Hyper and Devil Boner go off together at the end of the Mad Max review, and I ship it with all my heart (mutually attracted couple! yay!). I gotta see a date with them, where they can be the extremist freaks they are."