Did you know that Spam is made from humans! I understand that there used to be a factory in SA, a little place called Snowtown. Not very sophisticated production methods, .... on a clean bank vault floor, place two 44 gal drums, take two reasonably fresh humans (caucasian work best), drain them and leave in the sun for two hours to dry. Place in drums......

Unfortunately, that factory has closed down, not sure where it is being made now.