Crimes of Fashion: Sock Boots

I come from Scotland. It’s the home of golf, so we see a lot of socks like these on the courses. Problem with these of course, is that they aren’t even socks. That would be bad enough, but no, these are boots. Boots that look like socks. Specifically: boots that look like golf socks. Even more specifically: boots that look like golf socks worn with stilleto shoes. Gulp.

Where do we start with this one? Even if they were real socks worn with stilettos it would be wrong. Even if they were normal socks worn with stilettos it would be wrong. Hell, even if they were boots made to look like normal socks with stilettos, it would be wrong. In conclusion, then, it’s just…wrong.