The game is simple, but violent beyond all belief. To start the game, use the Go verb, but be prepared to shield your eyes. You play as the sadistic racer, the car in the middle of the map. The gruesome number at the top left is the timer, and the other horrid number at the top right is your kill count. The goal of the game is to mutilate all of the pedestrians gremlins with your car. Upon murdering these hideous creatures, a tombstone will be placed at their grave. Crashing into these tombstones will destroy your car.

This game should not be played by anyone under the age of 65. You have been warned.