Interestment’s Top 10 Ways to Eat an Egg

The age-old question about what came first the chicken or the egg has sort of been answered here. The chicken came first, because I recently did a piece on the best ways to enjoy it. So that’s sorted. Now it’s the egg’s turn…

Scrambled Eggs on Toast – a breakfast fave, a popular brunch, I’ve had it for lunch, and I’ve heard of people doing these for dinner. They’re versatile like an 11-year-old Spanish boy that can play left back or centre midfield or striker.

Eggs Benedict – the second most famous Sherlock Holmes after Cumberbatch, these prove that ham and eggs really can go together with muffins after all.

Egg Mayonnaise Sandwich – get your egg, mix it with mayo and a dash of mustard and serve on bread with micro-thin slices of onion in it. Not advised if you plan to spend the afternoon breathing into someone’s face.

Sausage and Egg McMuffin – the poor man’s Eggs Benedict or the wealthy man’s kick in the dick, whichever side of the fence you’re on, this is the best thing on the McDonalds menu and that includes their famous Zinger Tower Burger.

Scotch Egg – so-named because it was invented in London which is the capital of Scotland, this should ideally have a runny yolk to compliment to crispy breadcrumb bit.

Cheese Omelet – made by forgetting to scramble your scrambled eggs because you were busy taking selfies or thinking about sex, the best way to hide your embarrassing mistake is chuck a load of cheese on it.

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.