6: "Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!"

7: "The two priests driving the Ferrari? Oh, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster."

8: "It would take more than the words of a drunken adolescent girl to rob me of my desire of you."

9: "For an entire summer he followed me around asking me if I had a vagina!"

10: "A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work."

11: "You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck."

12: "My line? My most effective one is to tell a girl she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It seldom works."

13: "I can't help thinking that at some point someone is going to produce a piglet and we'll all have to chase it."

The cow shed line is from Life Of Brian, someone says it to the three wise men,

The dead camel line is from Ishtar, the funniest movie with an undeserved reputation. "I've got a wardrobe of love in my eyes, come in, try something on, maybe I have your size!". Ssss-muck!

The rest can't really be from movies worth watching because I don't recognize any of them.:-) I'm sure they're all really from movies in the "adult" section of the rental store. Now that I've said that I hope they don't all turn out to be from the Blues Brothers.

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