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Monday, August 27, 2012

Jack Kimble's Convention Speech on The War on Women

[Congressman Jack Kimble was originally supposed to give the following speech at the Republican National Convention during Monday afternoon. Due to weather concerns, the speech was given Monday evening at a Saint Pete Waffle House]

I am deeply honored to address the Republican National Convention and the Saint Pete's Waffle House waitstaff. I stand in the shadow of great conservative culture warriors who have come here before me, but none of them could have had more pride than mine in representing the gallant American fighting man engaged in the war on women today. These men are sensitive to their mission and as we have seen unbeatable in carrying out that mission.

We are fighting to build a strong male-centric nation while women organized, directed, and supported from without attempt to engulf it. This is an unprecedented challenge for our nation, but it is one that will confront any nation that is marked as a target of sheet unbridled feminism.

Our enemy's commanders are skilled professionals and their troops are indoctrinated, well-trained, aggressive, and under tight control. For months we have been successful in destroying a number of civil rights. We will continue to seek out the enemy, catch her off guard, and punish her at every opportunity.

It is evident to me that the enemy believes our resolve is our Achilles' heel. Your continued support is key to our success. Even though large tracts of the Northeast and many blue states have fallen or may fall into the grip of the feminists and all the odious apparatus of female rule, we shall not flag or fail.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the legislatures,we shall fight in the kitchens and bedrooms,we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our gender, whatever the cost may be,we shall fight in the courts,we shall fight in Planned Parenthood,we shall fight in the clinics and in the doctor's offices,we shall fight in the uteri,we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this party or a large part of it were subjugated and removed from office, then our PACs, armed with untold millions from anonymous patriots, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the one percent, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of man and of mankind.Thank you and please tip your waitstaff.