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Stealing from the dead: A victimless crime

Stealing from the dead: A victimless crime. Unless he’s a zombie, then he’s going to be pretty pissed.

Looting is going to be one of the funner aspects of the coming zombpocalypse. And well if your conscience bothers you, try thinking of it all as a massive video game and all those zombies you are shooting are merely dropping good loot.

Cross your fingers for that zombie boss dropping a tier five combat shotgun…. also some massive shoulder pads… and a pony.

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Very good point. The problem I would have is judging when to go ‘shopping’. Just like I never know when I should show up for a party. Nothing could be more embarrassing than going out to lay waste to the zombie horde, and pick up a few knick knacks, only to get plugged by some cop who thinks he is still on the clock.

Wow, Pianoman, that would suck. Only really bad thing about any apocalypse is that a lot of people tend to go the bad kind of crazy. I can almost 100% guarantee you that the month and the week leading up to December 21, 2012 are going to see the largest increase in crime the world has ever seen.

I have a plan for when I go out for supplies, shopping, video games, porn, whatever.

I’m going to wear a hat a t shirt..both of which will have bright LED lights that read I AM NOT A ZOMBIE DO NOT SHOOT ME.

This will accomplish 2 things. Zombies will go “ohh shiny” and be easier to shoot in the face. People will read it and go…”hmmm maybe he’s not a zombie” and give me that slight edge I need to shoot them in the face.

If fallout has tought me anything, it’s when your not in a safe place…shoot anything that moves. If it twitches shoot it again.

Toilet paper is going to be like gold so that is what I would be prospecting for. Although ZC if you’re really from Utah you know I’ll need an M1 tank to pry it and the warehouses full of JELLO out of everyone’s cold dead hands.

I would miss the internet. Think about it, if most of the remaining population is fighting zombies who’s gonna make sure the internet doesn’t go down? Also, the Flood taught me the “shoot anything that moves” lesson.(can’t tell you how many times those things scared me by getting back up)

The Library levels in the first two games (especially the second one) are one of things I always dreaded the most out of the entire series. Hell, in the first two games I was terrified of the Flood because of the fact that they sometimes literally came out of nowhere. The third game, however, the Flood was more of a nuisance than scary. But, yeah, the people who designed those levels were evil and did one hell of a good job.