Paris Hilton survived another year

Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday in New York City where she’s attending the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To absolutely no one’s surprise, she spent the day acting like a rude, vapid attention whore with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Whee! NY Daily News reports:

The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to their hotel room “worked” for her, and she’d be needing more.
Later, at the Alice Olivia show, Paris got personal with fellow guests, saying she’s “just friends” with “Hills” star Doug Reinhardt and debunking the rumor they’ve been dating. She then shared she’s been in the studio “working on my second album. It’s going to be fierce.”
Finally, at her birthday dinner, Paris treated the main floor of Butter as if it were a runway, vamping back and forth before heading downstairs to dance on a banquette.

To commemorate this occasion, I included Paris’ freestyle rapping on Snoop Dogg’s Dogg After Darkafter the jump. And by commemorate I mean increased her chances of being targeted in a drive-by shooting. Happy Birthday!

Someone !! Please shove that fucking Blackberry that grows out of her hand up her ass, take her out back and shoot her … useless twit. I think Nicky actually has a few brain cells, not so for her sister.

If Biraq Oboombox would have a “Stimulus” package where anyone who wanted to could throw a rock at Paris Hilton for $10, while tied at arm’s length to a post in a city square, I bet they’d come up with close to $1 trillion. At least then Paris could “give back”…..