“I’d love to see Lil Wayne wearing one,” he said. “And Rihanna. And David Beckham. I actually did send him one. I met someone who works with him at his football academy so I sent him a couple of Serge De Nimes t-shirts. But I guess they get sent so many things. He probably just chucked it onto a huge pile with all the rest. Or gave it to someone as a gift! I’m a big fan of David Beckham. And Johnny Depp. But I don’t think he comes to Chelsea very much…”

We told Proudlock that Rihanna would probably wear his t-shirt, and only his t-shirt, to which he replied: “That’s fine by me!”.

Ooh, naughty.

He added: “She’s very sexy.. she’s very beautiful. But I think it’s her confidence, she’s just so cool and doesn’t really care about anything. I think she’s probably my ideal woman.”