That = awesome. But I think you might like to know what the comic you just posted on tumblr hath wrought:
A few minutes ago, to the tune of my DM's amazed "Whaaaaaaat?", I uttered words I've never uttered in 13 years of tabletop gaming: "I want to play a monk."
Specifically, I want to play a character that can call out, "You cannot resist my vicious cockpunch of FURIOUS ANGER!"
I'm now going through and renaming all of the monk abilities to something suitably outlandish. Also, I feel a strange compulsion to talk like Antonio Banderas for this character, I'm goin' with it.

Project Kindle Store Get Books In has begun: I started with Hunter because it was already in .mobi format, and it's my most recent thing (it's still in pay-what-you-want-even-nothing format, incidentally.) Assuming the world doesn't implode around me, I'll get Sunken Treasure in the Kindle stor...