Oh the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, He marched them up to the top of the hill And he marched them down again. And when they were up, they were up, And when they were down, they were down, And when they were only halfway up, They were neither up nor down.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands, If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.