I finally decided on a breast agmentation when it became clear to me that Lefty was far perkier.

I asked Dr. Inflatio to take a little off the top - but my friend said that the proceedure was like watching her own private bus-wreak.

There is a happy ending however. My boobs are now equally proportioned and the removed skin was able to give Larry new lips and a nose after an unfortuante mauling involving tiger cubs.

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