Roles that didn't require any acting

Mark Wahlberg as a dumb, muscular guy in Pain and Gain

by Anonymous

reply 36

04/25/2013

Too bad I was away shooting cause I woulda run in the Marathon and seen those two and BAM I woulda took them out and BAM I woulda shoved those bombs up their butts and BAM no boy woulda died and no runner woulda had the meat blowed off his leg bones which made me puke.

See my movie. I am a hero. Ya.

by Anonymous

reply 1

04/25/2013

Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass."

by Anonymous

reply 2

04/25/2013

Watch out Markie there's a new guy in town

by Anonymous

reply 3

04/25/2013

"Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass.""

Try waking up next to her here on cold mountain.

by Anonymous

reply 4

04/25/2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Boner.

by Anonymous

reply 5

04/25/2013

Reese Witherspoon as Tracy Flick in "Election".

by Anonymous

reply 6

04/25/2013

Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in To Die For, The Others, and Stoker.

Meryl Streep as a nice lady in Defending Your Life.

Julia Roberts as a home wrecker in My Best Friend's Wedding

by Anonymous

reply 7

04/25/2013

Reese as Velma in Freeway. Scary how that tramp has come full circle.

by Anonymous

reply 8

04/25/2013

Gwyneth as the headless woman in "Seven"

by Anonymous

reply 9

04/25/2013

Tom Cruise as the hooker on the train in Risky Business.

by Anonymous

reply 10

04/25/2013

Wood and other inanimate objects don't need to breathe, so I felt natural playing Breathless Mahoney in Dick Tracy. Plus, I have traced a lot of dicks.

by Anonymous

reply 11

04/25/2013

Kristen Stewart as the awkward, mouth-breathing girl.

by Anonymous

reply 12

04/25/2013

The sad thing is that r11 thought that was witty.

by Anonymous

reply 13

04/25/2013

r13 is the late night celebrity defending troll.

by Anonymous

reply 14

04/25/2013

Where was the celebrity defense, r14?

by Anonymous

reply 15

04/25/2013

never mind...I thought you were the person who gets upset whenever anyone disparages a celebrity r14

by Anonymous

reply 16

04/25/2013

Only when they attack my Justin.

by Anonymous

reply 17

04/25/2013

R11, you are condemned to 3 weeks of detention in the "How Would Christianity Be Different if Lucille Ball Was Jesus" thread. Serves you right.

by Anonymous

reply 18

04/25/2013

Madonna as a kinky slut/bitch in Body Of Evidence.

by Anonymous

reply 19

04/25/2013

Reese in "Election." Uber-A type bitch who will do anything to get what she wants and craves power.

Pretty much Reese.

by Anonymous

reply 20

04/25/2013

Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. A sweet talking hot young thing who will sleep with anyone until she gets some control over one of her high end clients and wants it ALL for her better life in the end.

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