Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Heck, you don't need the recipes! When they hit that transformer, they cook themselves. Maybe just grease the power lines near your home with BBQ sauce and it will fall on to your plate perfectly charred and seasoned.