Long enough name for ya? HAhahahahhhahah, so HardTimez was telling me about this pipe today. Apparently it is supposed to be the best, most efficient, revolutionary designed pipe ever. Here is his myspace description about it...

DESCRIPTION OF PIPE: The “Double Barrel Double Venturi Ricocheting Vortex Effect” pipe creates a natural self-carbureting and cooling effect, making it the “coolest” pipe to smoke (and we mean “cool” in both senses of the word!). In addition, when used as instructed, each hit from this exquisite smoking pipe is fresh and tasty. It’s like the first hit of a fresh bowl each and every hit! Only the last hit, when you’re down to the screen, tastes like dirty ashes and tar (as in the taste of all one-hole stem pipes). The double venturi ricocheting vortex effect utilizes a dividing ridge at the bottom of the bowl which knocks the air into a turbo chaos effect, ricocheting off everything in the neck and throat of the pipe. It bounces down two stem holes (8 walls) instead of flowing through one stem (4 walls). This causes the smoke to ricochet over and over, around and around, cooling down with each ricochet down the length of the pipe. By the time the smoke travels through the bowl, down the neck, onto the dividing ridge, and then spirals thru the double-hole stem, the smoke is cooled to approximately one-third the temperature of a one-hole stem pipe. One of the downfalls of a one-hole stem pipe is that it burns the same material over and over again and, after the second hit or so, the fresh taste of the smoking material is gone. Then, in order to expose the less charred material, you need to stir it and relight it, which adds to the bad taste. The burning material doesn’t get completely consumed, leaving some charred bits infused throughout the green. The special design of the Jack Herer pipe keeps it from charring the smoking material as it consumes the entire bowl. It continues to burn fresh material without relighting. Each hit tastes like the first hit, because you never burn the same material twice. We’ve tried and tried and tried! All this together makes each and every hit taste cool, like you’re smoking a hand-rolled cigarette. TIPS AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR PIPE: The small and very efficient bowl size, which holds .3 to .4 gram of smoking material, maintains proper air flow. This eliminates the “hot coal” effect of a larger bowl and ensures a cool and enjoyable smoking experience. The pipe heats at approximately half the temperature of a one-hole stem pipe. To maximize the taste, coolness and efficiency of the revolutionary “Double Venturi Ricocheting Vortex Effect”, you must follow these operating instructions: 1) Insert a wire (40 percent mesh) .750 stainless or platinum screen in the bottom of the bowl. (Only in emergencies, use a .750 brass screen.) Then take the screen out, flip it over, and put it in again. Repeat this procedure until the screen fits snugly. 2) Make sure your smoking material is dry. Grind or break up the smoking material, then pack into the bowl in layers up to the top of the bowl (6 or 7 layers). This includes firmly packing the outer edges of the bowl. Make sure each layer is packed very hard and tight, so that it barely gives when pressed with the Pipe Packer (which comes with the pipe). You can also use the round (not pointy end) to press down the smoking material. 3) When smoking alone, closing the lid after each use will stop the burning virtually instantly. The two stem holes will not allow enough air into the bowl to keep it lit. This makes for economical and efficient use of your smoking material. 4) When you’re smoking with more than one person, don’t close the lid or re-light the bowl. Just pass it on. The Double Barrel effect creates something of a self-carb action. This allows the material to keep burning for a few seconds, usually enough time to pass the pipe to the next person without re-lighting it. The self-carb action also causes the smoking material to remain cooler and fresher tasting. 5) Remember, there is no need to torch the bowl for a long time or between smokers. In fact, that sort of thing will actually decrease the efficiency of the pipe. The dividing ridge is a thin piece of wood and it will burn away if you’re not careful. The Double Barrel effect will still be active, but it will be less effective. 6) Never stir the bowl. The dual stem hole design allows the material to burn evenly without stirring. 7) Always be sure to smoke each pipe load down to the very end before adding fresh material. Adding new material onto an old bowl means you’ll be tasting the old, ashy remains instead of the fresh new material. 8) Clean out the stem holes and below the bowl with pipe cleaners once in a while to keep it from clogging up. Replace the screen when it gets hard to draw through, and that’s about it for maintenance.

HAhahahaha yea man, that part killed me. He put it in everyone's mouth. If it wasnt Jack Herer, Id straight tell him, "Get the fuck off, I can pass my own shit!"
Did you hear his calculations too? Just throwing out random percentages that mean nothing hahahaha.

HAhahahaha yea man, that part killed me. He put it in everyone's mouth. If it wasnt Jack Herer, Id straight tell him, "Get the fuck off, I can pass my own shit!"
Did you hear his calculations too? Just throwing out random percentages that mean nothing hahahaha.

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Ah Jack Herer haha. The man has consumed a bit too much drugs in his long long career, he's a bit on the toasted side. He's kind of an asshole too lol.

Looks like it works great. But after reading the instructions and seeing the end of the loading process it seems like a lot of work. I agree that if it works the way they claim then it may be wort the extra effort but still seems like a lot of work to load several layers packing each one with the packing tool provided. I'm kinda curious if you just packed the bowl like any other bowl how well it would work. Hell, if the price is right I may have to just get one and try it out. Worse case scenario is I get a new travel pipe.

Looks like it works great. But after reading the instructions and seeing the end of the loading process it seems like a lot of work. I agree that if it works the way they claim then it may be wort the extra effort but still seems like a lot of work to load several layers packing each one with the packing tool provided. I'm kinda curious if you just packed the bowl like any other bowl how well it would work.

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That is the exact same way I have been looking at this pipe. I told HardTimez that we should pack our bowl that way tonight to see if we can get tons-o-hits. As for the loading process and the way he packs it down... I dont believe this is as critical as he makes it sound. All the numbers he is throwing out in the beginning is where to press down on the bowl. He makes a terribly complex process of an easy action. All you do is press down hard all around the edge, hence 12:00, 6:00, 9:00, 3:00.

Seems a bit pricey.
Reviews of it would be nice. Break that sucker in and let us know how it is.
Hey, If you get it in time make a vid for the 420 toke session with it. I'd love to see it in action without JH shoving it down your throat and then brow-beating you about how to smoke. "5 SECONDS !!!!!"

See I look at it like this. It is a pipe made by a man that is legendary in the marijuana underground world. Getting a pipe from him is like getting a signed speech from Martin Luther King jr if you are black. HAhaa, probably a bad metaphor there, but you get the idea. Im going to see if he will sign mine for me too. Ill for sure post up a report though, should be interesting.