Or pay them to put their clothes on. Something challenging for a change.

I happen to endorse hookers altogether. I mean, some girls can get any guy, and who's to say that you shouldn't do what you're good at? Some girls are good at being sluts, so why would we hold them back from that? All I know is that the hookers here in Mother England are refined and pretty unless if you're going nearby the night clubs. What are they like in America? Prowlers, I'd assume?

...You just made no sense at all. But that's why I like you, Bristles. I do believe that would be one of my ideas of fun.

Yeah, that would be very challenging. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've actually seen a hooker put her clothes on. I always thought that they disappeared in a puff of smoke by morning. '100 bangs to heaven' was my theory.

Really? Well, that's true; you can't hold back M. Night from his passionate filmmaking and you surely can't postpone Stephanie Meyer from those horrible books she's written, so why not let the hookers roam free? But at the same time, if you're good at something horrible, keep it private; I'm sure Stephanie Meyer would've made a better hooker than a writer.

Ahh, I see. Well, here in Britain, they make themselves presentable and pout until you're tapdancing for change on the street to just go up and talk to her. It's annoying, considering males do it a lot, but I happen to have seen a few women with a rather innocent air about them. Silly girls, throwing lives away because they're good at reelin' 'em in.

Oh. Pouting. Like Jeff said? Or am I being a stereotypical Brit now. Because I automatically thought of Jeff from 'Coupling' when you said pouting. Like the letter 'h'.

I think your slang is entertaining.

Speaking of KinkyTown, who's the n00b, theendangeredone? I'm starting to get scared; I keep seeing Guests on and I freak out literally because they just sit there and watch us type like stalker-lunatic-crazies. I fear stalker-lunatic-crazies. They're the equivalent of Twilight fangirls.