Forum:A socially darwinistic proposal

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Note: This topic has been unedited for 2406 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.

I've kept quiet for far too long and the situation has become totally unacceptable. They come to our country, they go to our schools, they marry our daughters and they take our jobs. It's time to take a stand for what's right; send the white people back to Africa! --Sirgwax (talk) 16:21, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Where are the the ethinic chicks at? — SirSycamore(talk) 16:31, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Actually there is a theory that at the time people began to leave Africa (about 100,000 years ago) the colour of their skin was white. It was a lot colder then, and a white skin would have been a lot more useful. MrNFork you!18:34, Aug 22

I have to disagree. If we become a race of xenophobes, where will we be? At the back of the dictionary, that's where. Between xebec and xorphiatic acid. The Russians, damn their red eyes, will have won. The only thing worse than a race of xenophobes is a race of xenopubes. Recall your Greek and Latin roots, and wince. Some have five heads, some have corkscrew interior canals lined with oleaginous luminescent bumps. And if we send the whites back to Africa what -- I say WHAT! -- will we do with the yolks? ----OEJ 02:45, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

Dude. WHY do you think people invented the omelette? The French obviously knew this day would come, so decided to invent omelettes. Duh. -Velosi-T{]Screech*Vomit*Mutilations[} 03:15, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

But omelettes contain both the yolks and the whites. That is a fact. Omelettes also contain chopped leeks, melted cheese, bits of eggshell, bacon, fecal bacteria from the filthy cook's festering French fingers, and many other things. I believe you are thinking of the meringue, or minge, another French abomination. Unfortunately, it is made only with the whites which, you remember, are to be sent to Africa. So that just don't work out. Are we to engage in culinary apartheid? ----OEJ 04:31, 23 August 2008 (UTC)