Those wacky gross-out spheroids from the '80s are back with a vengeance -- and what better way to claim that vengeance than to murder horny teenagers? Behold: the Madballs incarnation of Jason Voorhees. (10/13/17)

Sci-Fi Speed Dating is a thing, and Wes experienced it at Awesome Con 2015. Despite the nifty name, it's way less futuristic than it sounds. (Also, it totally costs money. I think that's supposed to be a secret.) (6/6/15)

New comic? New comic. In Dusty Plastic HELLside #43 -- which, by the way, is totally based on a true story -- we see why Wes prefers to avoid nightclubs. Things get waaay too dramatic in nightclubs, son. (5/13/14)

In this poem -- "to kiss Donatello" -- a woman reflects on her upbringing and memories of the TMNT. There aren't any NSFW images, but expect weird looks from your boss if he/she reads over your shoulder. (2/14/14)

We all regret things. What do you regret? I know what I regret. This article is about that road not taken that we wish we had taken -- it is about regret. That's "regret," not "egret." There are no leggy birds in this article. (5/25/13)

Special for Valentine's Day, here's a review of Paperman -- the Disney short that's garnered heaps of critical acclaim and multiple award nominations just for being so flippin' adorable. Wes kinda hates it, though. (2/14/13)

Last week, Karai made her debut on the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 'toon... and she and Leonardo made with the flirting within moments of meeting each other. Seriously -- it was sooooo obvious. (2/6/13)

Peer into the not-so-dark recesses of Wes's unconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELLside #41! In this strip -- based on actual (dreamed) events! -- Wes chats with a friend about the nature of her latest home brew. (1/29/13)

Hurray for guest appearances! In Dusty Plastic HELLside #40, we learn that Wes could probably be delayed by a "pretty please" and a pile of rice on the floor. Garlic, on the other hand, just makes him more powerful. (1/15/13)

With President Obama's reelection, a lot of folks are very unhappy... including Lord Ha'ntaan, the Rat King. In Dusty Plastic HELL #8, Donatello questions the ruler of rodents regarding his support for Romney's candidacy! (11/8/12)

When Dr. Curtis Connors experimented with reptile DNA, he never imagined that he would become one of Spidey's deadliest foes: the Lizard! Here's our review of the 6-inch figure from Hasbro's Amazing Spider-Man line. (11/4/12)

Evangelical churches might not be big on Halloween, but they have Judgement House -- a walk-through drama that takes attendees on a journey through Heaven and Hell. It's actually pretty darned fascinating. (10/25/12)

Since it's never too early to start planning for next year's San Diego Comic-Con, Scary-Crayon takes a look back at the nifty stuff that was on display in the Petco Park parking lot during SDCC 2012. HAIL SHREDDER! (10/12/12)

At last, the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures from Playmates are hitting shelves in numbers! But as many have noted -- and as we see here -- these dudes don't quite fit into an existing 6" figure setup. (8/18/12)