Okay, I admit that getting fit is boring. The rewards are pretty
cool though, like being able to breathe normally without having oxygen
tanks strapped to your back, and not having to buy an industrial scale
to weigh yourself. Dad's kind of a chub, and he says the best part
of any fitness routine is when you're done with it. I think his
attitude is all wrong, so I told him that until it improves, I will be
doing some serious chewing on his shoes. It's Hump Day people, so
let's be careful out there.