Jim Newell

Marc Cenedella, a New York businessman who started an online job search site and now thinks he should be in the United States Senate, has apologized for all of the misogynist and otherwise stupid posts that were written on a website called "The personal blog of Marc Cenedella."

Cenedella claims that the individual posts on "The personal blog of Marc Cenedella" were written by various contributors, however, so he was merely the publisher of such thinkpieces as "Sexy vs. Skanky," "Dating Advice for Girly Girls," "He Stole My Weed" and "High Quality Dope." And who could forget "A New Holiday for Men"?

In an entry titled "A New Holiday for Men," there was a link to a separate site that designates March 14 as a special occasion on which women are encouraged to offer steak and oral sex "to show your man how much you care for him."