Fuck the gazelles, I'm running solo

Eating a Dane

I am currently in Denmark, eating a Danish which is very different from a Dane.

Our Prague trip didn’t work out so we went north WITHOUT a map and without a book and we’ve landed very nicely in Copenhagen. How’s that for spontaneous. I stopped all the spontaneity when Sparky suggested a Hostel which he tried to get me to believe actually meant something different in Danish. Dude, the guy thinks I’m an idiot. I know my hostels from my four stars. I’m a freakin’ Peter Gabriel song. It’s Copenhagen for the day and Sweden for a little snack before we head back to Boweltown and the Deer Hunters.

That’s right, Jeff. I’m collecting Sweden today. Take that Biatch.

Our hotel has free wireless access so I am literally eating my Danish and posting. How cool is that. I am running out of battery power so I’ll make this quick.

The whole point of this post is to rile my little brother. More on how this works and why tomorrow.