Primitive Meal

I'm generally not one for copying something I've read somewhere else. This, however, rather struck me- and I think all the vegetarians out there will appreciate it.---
Primitive Meal

A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his
adventures in the African jungle.

"Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that they love to
eat
the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain
animals?
And grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then
smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of
certain
other animals?"