These two are even more miserable than usual

Festivals can be hot, wet and boozy (and not the good kind of hot and wet), so we doubt Alexa Chung and Alex Turner are the first couple to have a big old row at Glastonbury. In fact, we know they're not - we once threw a pint of cider in our ex's face outside the dance tent - but they're famous, so we're going to go on about it, obvs.

The miserable-looking couple went down to Worthy Farm via a private fun bus that sounds like pretty much the least fun in the world (Pixie Geldof was on it too) but, while their mates enjoyed the festivities, they were visibly totally narked off with each other from the moment they arrived.

Apparently, Alexa raised her voice at Alex (how dare she! He was really famous in 2006) and he beckoned her over to the bogs - not known for their secluded and relaxing atmosphere, particularly at Glasto - so they could tear each other's stupid trendy hair out more privately.

"I came out of the toilets and heard all this shouting, full on rowing and walked out to see Alex and Alexa," says a spy, who we hope wasn't hallucinating after buying some kind of dodgy legal high. "They were pointing and waving their arms in the air at each other, really not looking happy, and they didn’t care who was around to see it."

Apparently, the insufferables then mooched off to try and work things out/have really angry sex/break up and put us all out of our misery.

We'll put you out of your misery too, since this story is now officially over.