I think that one is called an imaginative way of tendering your resignation ;)
I think I’m going to disqualify you for tampering with intent to discredit data dictuinary views.

Mind you, I think the xxx_indexes views may need some adjustment so that nosegment indexes can be seen; there’s a predicate bitand(flags,4096)= 0″ that hides them – and I can’t find any simple, “legal”, way to see them other than by inference that their columns exist when they can’t be seen.