As ever, Google Translate is my Very Best Friend, summing up the unique Mewgaroo as: “And in the cat stomach of pocket! To become a spoiled together and cats in the warmth share.”

Mewgaroo is essentially a cozy, cat-like Snuggie complete with a kangaroo pouch for couriering your cat. It’s undeniably adorable, but where I feel like it truly excels is in what I’d like to call “over-engineering a onesie.”

“You can go to the bathroom while holding a cat” proclaims the H2 text on this page. Think of all the people who will be saved from urinary tract infections due to holding their pee while holding their cats. Now you can pee and pet! Unhabitat illustrates the way the Mewgaroo jumpsuit unzips from behind, showing us that the model is wearing sensible tweed pants underneath (of course).

Another headline proclaims: “It goes up in smoke along with the cat.” Let’s hope that’s idiomatic, and I’ll quote a bit more from the functionality instead:

You will wear the cat.

You will be the cat’s feelings.

You will put the cat in the “purse pocket.”

You will become useless along with the cat.

And gentlemen, it’s not just for crazy cat ladies. The fabric is designed to stretch around the stomach and hips with what looks to be a bit of a gusseted drop crotch. You could probably climb mountains in this. REI should totally sell Mewgaroo. While we wait for the outdoor store to opt-in, you can get this with wanton urgency right now on Amazon for under $100. Happy Chanu-cat.