Barry Hearn, I don't like him one little bit. He makes Harry Findlay look like Mr Dashwood in Sense and Sensibility. His answer to all of life's problems is walk-on music. Boxing, Darts, Snooker and I have even heard tell of an email from Barry sent to UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon suggesting walk-on music for delegates the next time the UN meet in New York - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has apparently requested Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden.

Had George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein hired Barry Hearn to ignite the war he'd have had an MC, a couple of semi-naked women walking them towards their respective weapons arsenals accompanied by "Two Tribes" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood and a live pissed up audience waving their arms up and down and holding bits of cardboard with amusing jokes written on them such as "I love Bush".