The Reddest Radish — After hitting a can that Homestar kicked and sending his stolen radish flying, Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" and runs after it. A few seconds later, his after-image also shouts, "Holy crap!" and dashes off.

The Best Decemberween Ever — Homestar can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. While talking to Strong Sad about it, he says, "Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says 'holy crap' a lot, but..."

unnatural — Homestar cries out "Oh my crap!" when he sees the giant Bubs and thinks Bubs has turned everyone into ants.

more armies — After realizing that he said "missionaries" instead of "mercenaries," Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap, I did it again!"

Accent — First, a projector shows Strong Bad in 5 years in a less gravelly voice, saying, "Holy crap, I am so great." Second, Coach Z tries to "fix" Strong Bad's accent, and among the things he has Strong Bad say is "Holy crap!", or in this case, "Holy crop". Coach Z shows Strong Bad a diagram of an ear of corn with a halo in order to help him with this. Lastly, at the end, Strong Bad says in his normal voice, "Something something Larry Larry. Holy crap."

business trip — While looking through the itinerary, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! We've got to seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!"

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Homestar Runner makes backwards sounds to undo an earlier message in which he announced he was breaking up with Marzipan. When Pom Pom tells him that doesn't work, he responds, "What do you mean that doesn't work? Oh, crap." and then runs to Marzipan's house to replace the tape.

Main Page 6 — Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" as he falls through the clouds.

Main Page 7 — Strong Bad rises from the dead, then says, "Holy crap!" as his head falls off and rolls away.

Peasant's Quest — In Trogdor's lair, if you type "look trogdor", it says, "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen." Also, before you talk to Trogdor, the game says you think you hear him whimpering, then it says, "Aw crap, that's you."

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — When Dangeresque sees the "CG Monster", he exclaims "Holy crap!", although Strong Bad, watching the movie, pauses it midway to scold The Cheat, turning the exclamation into "Holy cr— —ap!".

Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque — At the beginning, Dangeresque exclaims "Holy crap!" when he realizes he is supposed to solve a case for The Chief. When Dangeresque puts the Chinese food in the case file, he is yelled at by the Chief and remarks "Crap."

Hremail 62 — Homestar in the "colonial days" spills some "Sloppy Joseph" on his star and says, "Aw, crap!"

In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary — At the beginning of the Toon, Strong Bad asks Homestar, "What the crap kinda freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyway?" Later, in the mountain scene, he asks "Where the crap are your legs in this scene?".

strongbad email.exe Disc Three — In the intro, Strong Bad cries, "What in frig's crap?" in response to Homestar abusing his computer. Later on, if the viewers don't make a selection, he asks Homestar, "What the crap are they doing out there?"

homestar hair — Strong Bad types "delete that crap" to delete a Hairstyle Runner submission. The Tandy responds with the message "crap deleted." He also says if people play his game (Strong Libs), they can send him some hilarious crap with it.

depressio — Anthony from South Gate asks Strong Bad to tell Strong Sad that he is dumb and a crappy guy.

spring cleaning — The fourth email reads: "Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad". Strong Bad responds, "Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap!" He then promptly DELETES the email.

cartoon — Strong Bad closes this email with the phrase, "Send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap."

vacation — Strong Bad imagines a bad email he might receive: "Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does Homestarpick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzi-pants? Crapfully crap, Monkey D, Seattle, Washington." He also says that when he was at The Great Mound, all the old ladies were wearing "all their Dainty McDainty crap."

your friends — Strong Bad decides not to hurt The Poopsmith, saying, "I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof."

50 emails — Homestar responds to one of the emails with, "Hey, crapface. Why dontcha blow it out your ear?"

secret identity — Strong Bad says when he declares himself as The Poopsmith, he says that it is he who dons the crappy orange gloves.

pop-up — When the Tandy 400 appears in the book, Strong Bad says, "It's my crappy old computer asking the same crappy old questions." Also, there is a "crap flap" on the last page of the book, revealing a pile of whatsit.

what I want — Strong Bad introduces a category of products on the "Z' Shop Channel" by saying "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap."

Museum — The page title for the Museum is, "Check out this old Crap!".

Store — The page title for the Store homepage is, "All Types of Crazy Crap".

Strong Bad 404 Error Page — Two of the possible reasons for reaching the 404 page are, "Your computer is filled with crap, crap and more crap", and "Homestar is a stupid crap for brains webmaster."

In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary — When Homestar starts to describe Coach Z, one of Strong Bad's suggestions is "crap for brains". Then, during the scene where Homestar sits on a rock, Strong Bad narrates: "And so he crapped and crapped ... all over that rock."

Main Page 11 — Strong Bad stands in front of a weather map and says, "Today's forecast is total crap!"

Strong Bad Desktop Theme — On shutdown, Strong Bad refers to the viewer's computer as "crappy". Originally, this was true on startup as well, but since April Fools' 2014, he berates the viewer for still using Windows 98.

Homestar Quiz — When you get eight or nine answers correct, Strong Bad says, "Oh man, I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your brains has crap for brains."

Strong Bad Sings — One of Strong Bad's songs is, "I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You".

The King of Town DVD — In the commentary, Strong Bad calls the Multi-Function Dragon a "piece of crap" twice. He also describes the stench of the Poopsmith: "I would say that he smelled like crap, but that doesn't go far enough. Imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, and pretend that took a crap."

The Luau — The name tags at Strong Bad's party all read, "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains".

Hallrunner — When you find a chest and you decide to fight it, the game says, "You beat the crap out of it. Poor Chest". Also, if you find a rabid dog, and you talk to it, you tell it to "quit crapping up my lawn!"

Experimental Film — In the Easter egg commentary, Strong Bad says he was cut into "a crappy bit part" in the video.