Star Wars Stuffed Yoda Backpack

So, you want to become a Jedi master, do you? That is certainly a noble goal. We appreciate your commitment to protecting the galaxy and ridding space of evil Sith Lords bent on destroying entire planets. But you do know that it takes a lot of work to become a true Jedi Knight, don’t you? Most Jedi-wannabes start young, even as young as four or five, as Padawans. They train with Jedi Masters like Obi-Wan and Qui Gon Jinn, sometimes studying for years at the Jedi Academy. And still, not all of them graduate and become full-fledged Jedi.

You might be thinking it’s too late for you. You’re too old. You don’t have enough time. But don’t worry, friend. Remember Luke Skywalker? He didn’t start training until he was a teenager, and now he’s the best Jedi in the entire galaxy. (Technically, at this point, he’s kind of the only Jedi, but that’s beside the point.) How did he manage to cram two decades of training into a few months? He found the best Jedi master—Master Yoda—and he carried him around a swamp for a few days. Oh, sure, Yoda also taught him some lessons about the Force and emotions and focus and things like that, but we’re pretty sure the reason Luke became so good so fast was because he carted Yoda around like a sack of potatoes.

Now, you have that same opportunity to become a Jedi Master in days thanks to this Star Wars Stuffed Yoda Backpack. The Yoda-shaped plush backpack looks just like the diminutive Jedi master, but comes with the added convenience of being able to store textbooks, school supplies, and even the occasional lightsaber. So strap on the adjustable straps and prepare to become a master Jedi. Ready, you will be.