Pierre, SD – After listening to former Vice President Joe Biden call marijuana a “gateway drug”, local account manager and casual stoner Austin Cunningham found himself compelled to smoke, snort, or possibly inject as much black tar heroin as humanly possible.

“F—- man, I had no idea that marijuana had taken me to such a dark place,” stated Cunningham. “But if the guy from that Obama meme said it, then it must be true.”