Every weekend the girls and me made a point of going into the local before a night on the town, all tarted up for the sake of one bloke, an absolute hunk!
It sounds so childish,but none of us dared go chat him up, he seemed way out of anyones league!
One night we decided to stay at the pub instead of heading town, which led to me getting stupidly drunk in front of the people who all know me in the village.
But, it gave me the guts to go chat â€˜mr perfectâ€™ up, we got on well, sat chatting for ages, he took my number and asked me to meet him the next night.
The next day, I couldnt remember much, except that we were meeting up.
I got ready, went pub, and for some reason lost all control of when Iâ€™d had enough to drink, luckily he found this funny, until I started to sing to him.
I must have sounded like a cat out of hell but he looked at me as though Id punched him in the face, before saying â€˜I thought you sang for a livingâ€™’
It was then that I recalled saying the night before that I was a singer in a really popular band and that Iâ€™d just received a recording contract!!!
WHY”
I never saw him again.

This embarrassing thing happeded in my junior middle school.
One day, one of my boring friends got one of his pubes, we discussed how to play a trick on a girl.
So the guy came to Lisha, the pretty girl in my class, He gave the pubes to her, and said:”Could you help to straighten it'”
Lisha had a glance at the pubes and thought it was just a hair.
Then she held the pubes into her mouth, then the pubes sraightened after her mouth action.
She paralysed us all.

There was chorus for every class when I was in primary school.I was excited when I attended to rehearsal of the chorus and singed so hard.After the rehearsal, the coach told me kindly:***, you must mouth in the performance tomorrow, don’t make a sound!

One night, I didn’t know what time it was, I waked up because I was hit by someone suddenly.
I looked around and found that my boyfriend was dreaming about fighting others, so he hit me.
I was so angry that I wanted to kick him down to bed. But he sleep soundly, I didn’t have the heart to kick him.
I felt very hard.

I have always had a serious gastric problem, so whenever I absolutely couldn’t hold it, I would try and make a joke, like the old “pull my finger” trick, so as to divert the embarrassment.

One day after a shower, with just a towel on, I went into my room to get dressed. My boyfriend was in the room as I dropped my towel and felt a fart coming on. While hiking up my leg to flatulate I said, “This is how much I love you” at the same time I dropped a big ol’ crap on the floor.

At that moment, we just stared in horror and disbelief with our jaws agape! I absolutely could not, in the farthest reaches of my brain, believe I had just dropped a load on the floor in front of my boyfriend!!I screamed, “Don’t look at it!” and jumped into bed and hid under the covers.

I just wanted to evaporate into thin air!! Hence, I aquired the name Pooh Girl!

This was when I was a freshman in college. Me and 4 of my friends went out bowling one Saturday night. We got a lane next to a group of 4 really cute guys that went to our school. I made the mistake of wearing jogging pants. Next I made the mistake of not tying the drawstring. Last I wore a pair of really ridiculous looking underwear with snoopy on them and my friends knew I had them on. Well we were there next to these guys and some of my friends were flirting a little. One of the guys who was pretty cute was standing there talking to one of my friends. He had shorts on. While they were talking one of his friends sneaked up behind him. We all saw what was about to happen. The only one who didnâ€™t was the victim. Well his friend grabbed his shorts and dropped them down to his ankles. He had on a pair of red boxer-briefs. All 5 of us girls just burst out laughing really bad. We were pointing and laughing at him. Iâ€™m sure he felt terrible. It was just so funny. Then a few minutes later I went up to bowl and one of my friends pulled the prank on me. Only It was when I was bowling and I tripped with my pants down at my ankles and fell out into the bowling lane. And everyone around saw me not just us. I looked back and saw them all laughing and pointing. Talking about my snoopy underwear. I was so embarrassed I could have cried.