Establish an alibi first. Have your friend stay at his apartment or house or whatever, preferably by himself. Go out the back door, and drive to point A (A being wherever this douche is) and wait till he's somewhere alone. Wear a ski mask, and take a louisville slugger to his knee, then once he's down, kick his face a few times. For good measure, sock him in the nuts. Scram as fast as you can, then go back to your buddy's place and get trashed.

Establish an alibi first. Have your friend stay at his apartment or house or whatever, preferably by himself. Go out the back door, and drive to point A (A being wherever this douche is) and wait till he's somewhere alone. Wear a ski mask, and take a louisville slugger to his knee, then once he's down, kick his face a few times. For good measure, sock him in the nuts. Scram as fast as you can, then go back to your buddy's place and get trashed.

**** murder, beat the **** out of him. Fisticuffs get the point across.

This exactly what needs to be done. But not like a *****. Take him outside sometime you're hanging out at the same place and tell him why you're going to beat the **** out of him, and then proceed with the **** beating.

This exactly what needs to be done. But not like a *****. Take him outside sometime you're hanging out at the same place and tell him why you're going to beat the **** out of him, and then proceed with the **** beating.

thats the way it needs to be done, if hes the guys best friend thats ****** up. Teach that boy a lesson

And snaking around the guys back to screw his ex girlfriend isn't one?

Bitches get treated like bitches. The only reason i mentioned the mask and alibi is to rid yourself of any legal issues in case the guy wants to take his gayness to epic levels and make a police report on you.

And snaking around the guys back to screw his ex girlfriend isn't one?

Bitches get treated like bitches. The only reason i mentioned the mask and alibi is to rid yourself of any legal issues in case the guy wants to take his gayness to epic levels and make a police report on you.

Don't lower yourself, be a man if he really was your friend. Yeah scooping your buddy's sloppy seconds is not cool, but handle it like you should, not like some shady little *****.

How long were the two of you dating? If it wasn't long, or it wasn't serious(on either end) it isn't a big deal. One last thing, does he know you still have feelings for her? Don't even try to deny it, because you wouldn't give a damn if you didn't. My friends can **** any of my exes they want, because there is a reason they are my exes.

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I don't know about you, but i'd rather be a little ***** chillin at home watching tv, than a man in prison for assault.

Pride is the sign of a foolish man.

That's why you don't jump him like a *****, keeps you from getting that battery charge. I mean all of the people who I've ever become friends with would understand the situation and no 5-0 would be involved. You just let him know that you know and that you got something to say about it.

Pride is not the sign of a foolish man, a man without pride is no better than a dog and deserves as much respect. A person needs to believe in themselves and stand up to what they view as injustice, in this case a best friend banging the sloppy seconds behind your back. If more people had true pride this world would be a better place.

That's why you don't jump him like a *****, keeps you from getting that battery charge. I mean all of the people who I've ever become friends with would understand the situation and no 5-0 would be involved. You just let him know that you know and that you got something to say about it.

Pride is not the sign of a foolish man, a man without pride is no better than a dog and deserves as much respect. A person needs to believe in themselves and stand up to what they view as injustice, in this case a best friend banging the sloppy seconds behind your back. If more people had true pride this world would be a better place.

Well i have yet to meet someone that said "it's cool, i understand" after getting beat down.

And i guess i should have re-worded. Stubborn pride is what i was referring to, something you're showing very much of.

Okay, there are rules here, and clearly he broke them. If your buddy was in love with a girl, and she breaks his heart, she is the devil and is essentially off limits forever. If he broke up with her, there is a 6 month grace period, then he has to ask permission before dating her. If he's your best friend, he should have had the balls to do you that courtesy. A caveat that I have on this rule is that if you don't care about her and have dumped her, you have no right to with-hold free poon from your buddy.

This is a big thing with your friendship. Obviously, you're pissed and feel betrayed, and I don't blame you. However, why do you really care? Is it that he can't get his own chicks? Is it that you're jealous? You have to get at the root of that and be straight in your own mind before you confront him like a man. Express yourself and your disappointment, and try to avoid anything physical. In the end, he might not even be worth it.

Okay, there are rules here, and clearly he broke them. If your buddy was in love with a girl, and she breaks his heart, she is the devil and is essentially off limits forever. If he broke up with her, there is a 6 month grace period, then he has to ask permission before dating her. If he's your best friend, he should have had the balls to do you that courtesy. A caveat that I have on this rule is that if you don't care about her and have dumped her, you have no right to with-hold free poon from your buddy.

This is a big thing with your friendship. Obviously, you're pissed and feel betrayed, and I don't blame you. However, why do you really care? Is it that he can't get his own chicks? Is it that you're jealous? You have to get at the root of that and be straight in your own mind before you confront him like a man. Express yourself and your disappointment, and try to avoid anything physical. In the end, he might not even be worth it.

I'm 28, and I've seen pretty much everything. If I can help you guys out by sharing my mistakes and making sure you don't repeat them (which you probably will anyway because no one ever learns), that's all good. Regardless, it's good theater.