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:::Okay maybe this is getting a little out of hand... but it's still fun!

'Hi, I thought I might warn you that there's a one in a bazllion odds that I might be dead in 12 years of AIDS, but it's so fun and we teenagers are invincible, even at the age of 14. Nothing can go wrong with us. pze understand, if I stop posting in 12 years. lool'

Ie, he has allready 'Acquired INTELLIGENCE Deficiency Syndrome' and in 12 years he'll be dead from the 'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome'.

Trust me kid, being a virgin had never killed any one. Look at me, I'm 27 and I have yet to do the 'wild thing'! But breaking it at a young age has killed thousands of people, and ruined many more lives. Get married in about 10 years, then do the wild thing!

My name is Dr. Laura Schlessinger, and I approve of this message.

Whoa, somebody thought about this parody thread way too much... No comment on Nintendo's virginity status... TMI (Too much information)