Pot calling the kettle too dark? Nah, Snooki never quite made it to this level. (Then again, she did once overcook herself so badly that she sought relief for her burned bum inside a dorm room-sized fridge...) Nevertheless, the tanning aficionado didn't take too well to hearing about Patricia Krentcil, a NJ woman accused of allowing her 5-year-old daughter to hit the tanning bed.

On Wednesday, the horrified mom-to-be shared her unedited opinion about Krentcil with "Extra" host Mario Lopez. "That b***h is crazy," Snooks stated firmly. Krentcil, whose face literally looks as if it's been painted with a roller brush dipped in--oh, we don't know--globs of horse manure, has been under public scrutiny ever since her little girl showed up to school with reddened skin. Your guess is as good as ours whether any of it is legit, but at least we don't have to question where Snooki stands on the matter: "Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there." (Phew.)