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Uh, not even close.
So you keep a very tidy house.
You shoul...

Jan: [checking the oven] Uh, not even close.Angela: So you keep a very tidy house.Jan: You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath, whew. But I don't have to tell you Pam.Pam: No. Yeah. What?

When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then, when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure? Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't wanna have kids? Who had it reversed back? Snip snap snip snap snip snap! I did! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person! And I bought this condo to fill with children!

Jan: I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The, uh, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it, babe, or should I tell it? Michael: I don't like that story, babe. Jan: Come on! It's a cute story. Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck. Michael: Stop! Stop it! I mean... I like ice cream, okay? Sue me! Oh no, don't! I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue! She loves lawsuits. You know, honey, that door was extremely clean, and it looked invisible. Jan: You are so right. You are SO right! Because before I lived here the glass was always covered with smudges and I moved in and I cleaned it and I guess that makes me the devil! Michael: [laughing] You are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! I'm burning. Help me.