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What an episode. The assassination of Jon Snow by the coward Locke is set in motion, it seems. Can't wait to see some Night's Watch mutineers get theirs, but it won't be the same as Coldhands' cold justice. Burn Gorman is a fucking terrific actor. Can't believe what they did to Jeor's skull tho , total disrespect. Wonder what Jorah would think if he knew his da's final wish was for him to join the Night's Watch before some psycho cunt drank wine out of his skull. Lmfao at Rast getting shit scared of Ghost. Loved the little detail of Ghost howling because he knew Summer was nearby. Wonder how they'll play off Jon and Bran being at the same place at the same time. Very interest. The more I see Thorne and Slynt the less patient I am for

Spoiler:

Edd, fetch me a block

Adventure Time with Brie the Maid and Pod the Squire begins.Dany's fucking about with Daario and the countless Harzizzle fo shizzles in the city of nobody fucking cares begins.That last scene managed to spoil the books and put many a theory to bed. Very interesting to see where they take it from there. Winter is coming a lot faster in the show than in the books.

Jojen was brilliant this ep. Bit of an anticlimax what happened to Locke, was expecting a genuine attempt at Jon's life. Speaking of Jon, the fight with Karl was superb. Gave merit to Oberyn's "swords aren't good for close quarters" quote. Which is why I would have liked to see Locke make good on his promise. Jon was pretty much done for which is awesome that they give that, what with him not being an invincible top lad. Ty based Craster's wife. All very well done but at one point some bloke with a beard got facestabbed and I almost had a heart attack thinking it was Grenn :(also poor Hodor when he found out he killed Locke :(would rather he pummeled Rast's face in for bullying him. Very mature decision-making by Bran, opting for the 3EC instead of Jon. Putting more and more emphasis on the importance of his arc.

Lysa cray. lol @ their attempt at dropping the hint that Lysa killed Jon. "When I poisoned Jon, my husband" or something like that. Also Littlefinger's little finger may not be so little after all

Brienne warming up to Pod :')

KL was pretty boring. Mostly exposition for the crown and the Tyrells as well as setting up the Iron Bank of Braavos.

Daenerys being a stupid dumb bitch who deserves to die. Get used to it, guys.

Best part of the episode: Unreal banter from the Hound. Arya left in ruins.