Elle put the women of Ghostbusters on their own variant covers, and Leslie Jones’ is AMAZING. Although I think I love Kate McKinnon’s even more. (Lainey)

Megan Fox has been on a roll of ludicrous paranormal/conspiracy theory word vomit interviews. The latest: she can sense that Chelsea Handler’s aborted fetus is watching over Handler through her dog. I can’t tell if I want Fox to stop talking immediately or never, ever stop. (Superficial)

Kerry Washington and Aziz Ansari talked Hollywood stereotypes. Washington says she was fired from two shows for not being “hood” enough, because the world is garbage. (Celebitchy)

This minister wrote an open letter to Brock Turner’s father, in response to his atrocious “twenty minutes” statement. It says so many of the things I think we’d all love to say, but with 100% fewer f-bombs. (Jon Pavlovitz)

My takeaways here: 1. How is Fuller House this popular? And 2. COMPANIES ARE LISTENING TO MY TV THOUGH MY PHONE? WHERE IS THE NEAREST VOLCANO FOR ME TO THROW THIS DEVICE INTO? (Uproxx)

This list of 24 things women over 30 should wear is the only one of these things I’ve ever actually agreed with. (WCA)

Add “beauty norms and standards” to the list of worries that make women twice as likely to suffer from anxiety. (The Cut)

I guess we shouldn’t be looking for “facts” in anti-gun regulation ads, but this one is particularly obtuse. (Revelist)

The Dark Days Club by Alison Goodman combines regency era manners with supernatural action. The protagonist starts the book preparing to be presented to the Queen, start her season, and marry well. She never suspects that soon she will be training to fight demons and save innocent souls. Sound intriguing? Caitlin confirms it’s worth the read in her four-star review. (Cannonball Read 8)