When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the beer doesn’t get him drunk. The beer gets Chuck-Norrised.

If you have 5 beers and Chuck Norris has 5 beers, Chuck Norris has more beer than you.

Chuck Norris can open a bottle by looking at it.

When Chuck Norris pours a bottle conditioned beer into a glass, the yeast stays in the bottle out of fear.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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