Went with a Kessler and Coke. To lazy to go buy Jack and had a 1/5th of old smooth as sand paper Kesslers.

Kesslers? I'm not familiar....

A blue-light special at KMart's liquor section?

__________________"If our leaders seek to conceal the truth, or we as people become accepting of alternative realities that are no longer grounded in facts, then we as American citizens are on a pathway to relinquishing our freedom."
--Rex Tillerson, at VMI commencement May 16, 2018