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If you haven't seen this game before, going by the description alone, it doesn't sound so ridiculous. The Steam Greenlight page describes the game as a "physics based competitive climbing game." That doesn't even sound interesting! Oh, but Stegersaurus Games have a trick up their sleeves to get you interested: a trailer where men can experience the absurd "joy" of helicoptering their crotch despite standing completely still. Also, lots of grunting and slapping sounds. And a goat?

The point of the game—when you're not being distracted by the dick physics, that is—is to become the highest point in a tower of people. Mount your friends. Geddit? There's a timer, though—and if you run out of time before you get to the top, you're eliminated.

There's also a timer-less mode, should you want to, uh, mount without pressure.

The Steam version of the game hopes to add a bunch of new features, including customization, a plot-heavy campaign (???), and weather. You can vote for it here.