i guess that's how you weed out an uke. heffner should line them all up and be like, "okay everyone, take off your shirts - if you have armpit hair, the next time you have sex you have to be on top. but if you don't..."

Personally, I think a little armpit hair on a man is very masculine and sexy. O.O I don't know why people wouldn't want armpit hair on the seme types. xDD
It's totally natural.
As a gentleman's woman, I say this from the bottom of my heart- a bit of armpit hair is hot on a man as long as there Isn't TOO MUCH of it. xDDD <3