This might work

"'Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms' isn't just a name -- it's a lifestyle," said ATF Director Roger Smythe. "If you enjoy these three things -- either individually or, if you're like me, all at once -- then this is the government agency for you."

It is the job for you, if you like doing all those things at once. Only the ATF is allowed to be complete irresponsible morons and mix all three. Us unwashed masses don't get to, sure, but it's fine if you do it behind a shield.