We’re also now going to stop sounding like we’re averse to this whole thing. We’re not! We’re just totally surprised and amazed they pulled this off without anyone knowing. Did you know they got married last Wednesday? In New York, in a secret ceremony. Really, it’s the coolest thing ever. Rachel just married James Bond! Congratulations, you two. You’re British, gorgeous and have seriously adorable accents — we wish you much joy!