Greetings! Happy middle of the season of the Sun. Keep cool and enjoy the power and the love, as Venus is transiting Leo, hand-in-hand with the Sun, ’til August 21. The Fool Moon is in Aquarius on Saturday, August 13th, at three ’til 2 a.m.

LEO (7.23-8.22) Ahhhh … Time for you to look gooood! Here comes Venus, ’til the 21st. Pleasure is your treasure, whether it’s having a party for your friends or dealing love that never ends! You know how the MOJO knows… Plan something unique, unexpected and surprising for August 13th, the weekend after next. It’ll work for you, ’cuz you’re looking soooo good! Hey! You forget something?

LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Love’s at a party for this coming month. Does anybody still have parties? Then why wasn’t I invited? We’re in the season of the Sun (Leo). Next comes the realm of Mother Nature (Virgo), leading to the harmony that is you (Libra). You deserve it. You’re halfway through. Do yoga for balance to/and drink from the chalice.

SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) How come you feel sooo good? Ahhh… You are well known. Popular people seem to get along a little easier, due to little assistances here and there, ’cuz (somewhat unexpectedly) other people care. You are happy to be alive! Please, allow me to share some jive? Luck’s not/will not be with you this year — but the next. Hard work transcends this hex.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Fire it up at noon on Sunday, the 7th, and keep it lit ’til 3:33 on Tuesday afternoon. Too soon? The honeymoon is over, Grover. Your money dream is due at midnight. Is it money or honey (love)? Something’s “runny”… I’m just being funny. Now it’s your turn to burn. Flame on!

CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Dream next Tuesday at midnight about who you want to be. Is it love or is it money? We’ll see, won’t we?

PISCES (2.20-3.20) Oh my God, are you screwed. Mercury is retrograde in opposition to your esoteric ruler, Neptune, which is also retrograde early in the esoterically-ruled sign of Pisces. Unexplainable confusion opposite the mystical, subconscious planet of illusion, confusion and delusion. Now you know how I feel all the time.

ARIES (3.21-4.20) Okay. You got it now, and you gotta git it home then… Well then, when? You feel inordinate pride in your home setting. Mars is in the domestic sign of Cancer. Cleaning, landscaping, gardening…making it look better. Well then, at least take out the trash?

TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Time to let it rip! Venus and Jupiter are kickin’ it! Love is shinin’ like the Sun, with enough to shine on everyone. Traveling, school, unraveling the Golden Rule? “The one with the gold rules,” right? Make a move toward where you want to be in December.

GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Trouble at home. Miss Understanding runs rampant. Dammit! When you can’t understand the tune, you have to vamp it, and you’re on the wrong side of the Moon. Dammit! Jam it or cram it! You’re out of tune/town for three weeks, I thinks… Nature speaks, but who can listen?

CANCER (6.22-7.22) Gear up for the Fool Moon next Saturday, August 13th, at 1:57 in the afternoon, Omax time. It’s in Aquarius, so you know the fools will be out! Money through art (Venus in Leo). Expansion (Jupiter) through parties (11th House). Hey! Don’t forget to invite me this time! See ya then/there.

posted at 10:22 pm on Wednesday, August 03rd, 2011

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