Fuck the Boston media. I don't need you illiterate hacks telling me what to think. I'm an adult and I can think for my fucking self. I like watching the Red Sox win. Manny helps them win. So fuck you, STFU and fuck off.

Fuck stupid sheeplike Red Sox fans. You like doing whatever anyone tells you to do? Jump in front of a bus. How about that? Take your wave and your cellphone and your fucking green and pink and cammo hats and go fall down a well.

Fuck Jon Lester. You beat cancer? Good for you, you're the first person ever to do that. Brav-fucking-o. You wanna start stopping your fucking parade of walks and high pitch counts and overcoming some baseball teams now?

Fuck Dustin Pedroia and his dirty uniform. Fucking fuck yeah balding short scrappy white dude -- you forget how to walk, asshole? Fucking Lugo is getting on base as much as you. LUGO?!?! Laser show -- my fucking ass! Pick up your cribbage board or whatever the fuck it is and go back Elfland.

Fuck John Farrell. Bullpen's falling apart and you're doing exactly what, dick face, with your rolled up piece of paper in the dugout? When you go out to the mound, how about just forgetting the fucking advice and slapping some of these fuckers in the head?

Fuck blog commenters. You really think you're adding anything to the discussion? Christ. Yeah, we're just waiting for your next brilliant observation. Can't fucking spell, commas all over the fucking place -- its does not have a goddamn apostophe, penis breath. The only thing worse that some loser in his mid-40s with a blog are the dushbags that bother to read and talk about it.

Its is a possessive pronoun meaning, more or less, of it or belonging to it.

And there is absolutely, positively, no such word as its'.

A simple testIf you can replace it[']s in your sentence with it is or it has, then your word is it's; otherwise, your word is its.

Another testIts is the neuter version of his and her. Try plugging her into your sentence where you think its belongs. If the sentence still works grammatically (if not logically) then your word is indeed its.

Fuck Craig Hansen! What the fuck are you doing on this planet, bro? There's no such thing as quadruple A, so fucking sack up or help the Paw sox win. No one looks forward to seeing you on the mound!

Fuck Manny Ramirez! Everything is your fault, Manny! Some baby starved in the middle east, and I blame you. You're a god damn first round hall of famer, and all you do is hit, and contribute, and play the ball off the monster like it's your third arm. You're an example to the uptight New Enlganders who can't handle your dark skin or dread locks. Asshole.

Fuck the people who say "baseball should be a game and not a business" and then promptly criticize someone like Manny who is not afraid to show how much he enjoys playing the game. I don't want to hear you and I don't want to see you. I don't want to even be dimly aware of your existence.

And fuck people who say fuck all the time. If you can't fucking find a verb that fucking means something, keep your fucking mouth closed. Fucking read a fucking book. Try Roger Fucking Angell and "Fucking Agincourt and Fucking After." Now there was a fuck who fucking knew how to fucking write without using even ONE fucking fuck! But if he HAD used fucking fuck, he fucking would have fucking used fucking it fucking meaningfully, and not as a fucking placeholder. Fuck!

I'm not a greedy Boston fan by any means. Except for the Bruins, the city's been winning everything lately. The Sox winning two out of four years has been a godsend. I'm fine with Tampa, Baltimore or Toronto getting their act together and taking the East flag.

BUT I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF BEYOND BELIEF THAT WE'RE TANKING TO THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES AGAIN!!!!!

I don't know how you people feel, but judging from the last three days there seems to be a major conspiracy afoot involving MLB, Fox, and the Pirates to get the Steinfucker Pinstriped Brown Shirts back into the World Series. Did you see those fucking strike calls Friday night? And whose dick did Cashman suck to get the spastic Buccos to gift wrap a .330 hitter and dominating lefty reliever to them for what amounted to a used jock strap and couple packages of Beer Nuts? I demand a fucking investigation now, Selig, you Yankee-sucking creep.

The only possible good news I can cling to in the next two months is the fact that the Bronxian Pricks have TEN games to play with the Angels, notorious for butt-fucking them when it counts.

And Nancy Drew, you need to start hitting 420-foot homers with actual people on base. Lazy fag.

Fuck every goddamn Yankees/Red Sox series being blown way the fuck out of proportion by the fucknuts that broadcast MLB. I know plenty of neutrals that absolutely hate Yankees/Red Sox series, and I'm leaning towards their side now.

Fuck the term "MFY". I'm sorry, but I had to say it. We (I include myself) give those fucknuts in the Bronx way too much goddamn motherfucking credit, and it makes me sick to the bottom of my fucking stomach. They're not even the motherfuckers we're CHASING this year, for God's sake! I'm sick and fucking tired of giving those shitheads their own special goddamn fucking nickname, like they're the only fucking team that matters. Why aren't there "MFR" or "MFA" or "MFO" nicknames out there? Beating them counts the exact same in the standings as beating those turds in the Bronx. From now on, I'm only calling them the "Yankees". They're not special. Fuck them.

Fucking pennant races are exhausting the shit out of me. Just once I'd like the fucking Red Sox to blow their division out of the water like the Angels are doing and coast into October. I know it's impossible since the teams in the AL East are miles better than the fucking shitty ass teams in the West, but still. I'm nearing the end of my fucking nerves and July's not even done yet.

Whew. That felt good. I'm glad I posted in the "Rave" section first so I could get that nagging positivity out of the way and really let 'er rip.

Fuck Peter Gammons. What an asshole. Congratulations on sniping out Manny from the safety of your bunker. Thanks for showing different sides to your story, and giving us more than one way of looking at it. Oh wait, you didn't. You're a real hero.