Mama June and I

Man, we need some good celebrity news! There is NADA going on out there!

Katy Perry and John Mayer?

Boring. She will dump his crazy, mean ass soonish.

I would like nothing better than to give a lot of my thoughts on the election but to be honest, when I go off on a political rant my viewers go down and that hurts my feelings.

But let me just say one thing….

When I see friends on FB that are gay, single mothers, have children with special needs, gay, don’t have health insurance, and are gay that LIKE Mitt Romney, I do scratch my head.

Now my brother with his own plane? I get it.

I’d rather watch Honey Boo Boo.

According to the ratings, I’m not the only one.

Mama June is my hero.

Don’t be deceived, June is not stupid.

For instance, she is a couponing queen and I can’t coupon to save my life.

Plus she has her own show on TLC and I don’t.

Unfortunately though, I can relate to this woman.

Last night, she said, “Bein voluptuous and all, this heat doesn’t agree with me.”

ME EITHER JUNE!!

Although she weighs 309 and I am a tiny little thing compared to her, we are both on a diet.

I would like nothing better than to eat cheese balls out of a tub.

She has a romantic man.

(Give him a break! Sugar Bear is tired because he works 7 days a week!)

I like Sugar Bear.

Last night she wrapped a wet towel around her head and called it Redneck Airconditioning.

I wonder if it helps with swamp ass? Things can be learned from June.

Anyway, it’s funny. Pure stupid entertainment and not to be taken seriously.

These people are getting rich and it will be sad for me when they become more sophisticated and start eating name brand cheese balls and driving BMW 4 wheelers. June will probably get a trainer and stop eating carbs. She will have her forklift foot fixed and replace the bucket under their sink with indoor plumbing. Then we will hear that Sugar Bear had an affair with the nanny they hired to raise Honey Boo Boo while June was out with her personal assistant couponing.

It will be such a pity.

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This custody arrangement is somewhat new and I recognize can only be used in special circumstances. I know there are many instances in which it won’t work. For example, if your ex is immature, jerkish, a liar, bat shit crazy or just all around such a dumb ass that they must be avoided for your own sanity, then forget about it!