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Oooh, shiny! And deadly...I’m always looking for things that might be fodder for my next column. Generally it’s some jackass weaving in and out of traffic like sewing machine operators at a sweat shop in downtown Bangladesh. Other times its apparent amputees who don’t have a free hand to operate their turn signals. Or even people who insist on ruining my driving cadence by forcing me to slow down so they can make their turns… just because they want to go home. Inconsiderate bastards! But when I was trying to come up with this week’s topic, little did I realize that it was right in front of my face. No, not my nose; I’m talking about automotive dashboards.