The Manticuda VFK Tactical Knife

I’m not condoning violence or the carrying of a concealed weapon, though that is your right as a citizen of this great country, but when you come across something as intense as the Manticuda VFK Tactical Knife ($275), you have to stop and bask in the glory. I mean, whoa. Look at that thing? Think falling on your keys hurts? Imagine this thing in your pocket. It’s serious.