Kanye West Will Be Putting Your Babies To Sleep Next Week

Clearly this one fell right through the Internet cracks, because I am just hearing about this now, but the Rockabye Baby company is putting out a lullabye album full of baby-renditions of Kanye West songs. And it's out on May 18. Which is next week! And you can hear a preview of "Gold Digger' right here! And it honestly isn't so bad. It sounds like Mario music for a level where you drink Ciroc and bone supermodels while still being "depressed." Consider the crack filled, guys.