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They all look so tasty, but I think I'll eat this one right ther...

Homer: They all look so tasty, but I think I'll eat this one right there!(Homer points at a lobster.)Waiter: Why don't you pick one that's a little more frisky, sir.Homer: Why?Waiter: Well, when you choose one that's floating upside down, it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.

Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.