Resume.

Strange Musician, Marketeer of The Little Guy, & E’lir of The University.

Experience & Credentials

1984 – Manifested in Flesh Form.

1994 – Began playing the guitar.

1996 – Formed first band, E Point O.

1997 – Forewent Bar Mitzva to instead begin studies at the College Heights Library in San Diego, and go to Pearl Jam Concert.

2000 – Began school at Idyllwild Arts Academy.

2002 – Graduated High School by the skin of his teeth. Was granted full scholarship to Cornish College of the Arts in Seattle.

2003 – Left College due to injury & irony.

2005 – Mistakenly claimed to have discovered El Dorado; turned out to be Phoenix, AZ.

2006 – Went on multi-state tour with new band for several months.

2007-2008 – Taught High School English & Literature.

2009 – Mistakenly claimed to have discovered The Lost City of Atlantis; turned out to be Phoenix, AZ again.

2009 – Returned to San Diego, began marketing for small independent businesses, artists, & musicians.

2011 – Mistakenly claimed to have found Themiscyra; turned out to be Idyllwild, CA. Immediately gained employment at INK Book gathering. Became The Humble Book Dude; became responsible for book reviews, inventory, and general peace-keeping.