A little about myself. I have an intense fear of spoons and dreams.
I will react adversely if you use certain words, such as moist,
yogurt or carpet. At the last BronyCon...Maybe that's a story for
another time. Fluent in elvish. In past lives, I was once a mollusk
and later on a Buddhist priest. In another life, I was Admiral
Ackbar. You know, the alien dude who yelled "It's a trap!" in
Return of the Jedi. Anyway, I am an avid collector of human hair
and Pokemon condoms. Not to mention every kind of Hello Kitty sex
toy ever manufactured. Furries preferred
Hobbies: jelqing.