Man Arrested on Drug Charges Has the Weirdest Name Ever — Guess What It Is

Normally the news of a random guy being arrested on a litany of drug charges wouldn’t necessarily make national headlines, but when that guy is named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (you definitely read that right), people take notice.

The 30-year-old Madison, WI man was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. Apparently that was simply too mundane, so back in October, he legally changed his name to something that sounds more like a Chuck Berry lyric… ’cause chicks dig that, right?

It should come as little surprise that Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is no stranger to drug use. On Thursday, after receiving complaints from his neighbors, local police picked him up for possession of — shocker — drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and being in violation of probation.

He was also dinged for carrying a concealed weapon, which he presumably uses to threaten anyone who laughs when they learn his name. On his way to the prison, he allegedly told cops he’d eventually “get even with them.” Maybe by trying to change their names to something as ridiculous as his.

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