I feel no shame in starting this thread, because I am American. However, I am not 'Murikan. Find funny images of things and people that are uniquely 'Murikan for this thread...for the chortles. Edit: Things that are uniquely Canaduh, Asstralian, or fit the theme from other countries are appropriate too.

Here's a man blithely mowing his lawn while a tornado approaches. Apparently, he was quoted as saying, "I'm keeping an eye on it."

Anyone oblivious to whats going on around him is entitled to call themselves Murican.

Although......from the original post I do recall him saying he kept his eye on it.

Real Name: bobbo the existential pragmatic evangelical anti-theist and Class Warrior.Asking: What is the most good for the most people?Sample Issue: Should the Feds provide all babies with free diapers?

And I think the original article also said perspective is everything and that thing wasn't too close by, and moving farther away as they were mowing. He probably enjoyed any stray breeze during his work...

Apparently, we can add Australia to the list... Because I've always triggered by the crosswalk light MAN. Maybe they could make them different colors, too, to include all "races." And one should be in a wheelchair. I mean, we have to ensure that no one could possibly ever be offended again, right? The madness...

Spoiler:

"Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge."—Carl Sagan

"Every philosophy is tinged with the coloring of some secret imaginative background, which never emerges explicitly into its train of reasoning."—Alfred North Whitehead

"Knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world."—Louis Pasteur

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:We have nobby sections in the sidewalk to blind people can tell they're coming to a crosswalk. One my cousins asked what the blind people did after dark. Never did figure that one out.

Nikki Nyx wrote:Apparently, we can add Australia to the list... Because I've always triggered by the crosswalk light MAN. Maybe they could make them different colors, too, to include all "races." And one should be in a wheelchair. I mean, we have to ensure that no one could possibly ever be offended again, right? The madness...

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Who's to say the old signs aren't a woman? Is it because the stick figure is wearing pants and not a skirt? Honestly, this seems more sexist.Internet rage mode activated.

Nikki Nyx wrote:I'm not the slimmest woman, and could probably stand to lose 15-20 pounds. But when I chance to go to Walmart, I feel like a supermodel.

The surprising thing is that they're in the sporting goods department.The not-so-surprising thing is that they're browsing the only item in that department that relates to food.

Saw a Youtube of a guy on a Hoveround being towed to Wal-mart behind a pickup.

Yeah, Oklahoma City.

I'm not even surprised. In her travels, my daughter has seen a guy on a riding mower to which he had attacked a shopping cart...which was filled with cases of Bud Light. I think that was Tennessee (maybe). I just saw a guy on a Hoveround tooling down the breakdown lane of one of my city's main streets. For a moment, I thought he was on a riding mower.

"Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge."—Carl Sagan

"Every philosophy is tinged with the coloring of some secret imaginative background, which never emerges explicitly into its train of reasoning."—Alfred North Whitehead

"Knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world."—Louis Pasteur