Darryl: No, who would want to see that? Anyway this alien goes round stalking this team of scientists and you have to fight it off and escape the base before it lays its eggs in your mouth and grows a new…

Darryl: And that’s not all. Quick, grab the last of those pell.., er eggs to clear the screen and, wham! A new level.

Bob: Awesome! What’s the deal here?

Daryl: Okay, check it out. You start at the bottom of the screen and you’ve got to get to the super cool power up at the top of the screen but, get this, there are loads more aliens going across the screen so you have to try and dodge and weave your way up to the top without getting grabbed by one of the a…

Darryl: That’s the best bit. You don’t have to! It doesn’t matter if you get to the top, get half way or just stand still and die. You end up going on to the next maze that’s exactly the same as the one you started on! Cool, huh?

Bob: Darryl?

Darryl: Yes Bob?

Bob: You’re f..urgh…

Darryl: Um Bob, are you ok?

Bob: You’re fi..urgh…ahhh…

Darryl: Dude you don’t look so good. Do you want some water? What’s that coming out of your che…