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Cho Teko is a blind Taoist priest who enjoys spewing absurd proverbs, or "Choisms".
Cho is part of a prophecy involving a blind Taoist Priest, a Hindu, and a Christian Priest walking into a Japanese bar, heralding the end of the world, and as such cannot go into any of the said establishments.
He is the guiding light of their little band, always optimistic and true to his word. Cho is equal parts sage, warrior, and random comic relief.