Is Darth in the trial league? He can't be because I am not reading any of his silly smacktalk...

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It's a trial league, right? I thought I'd let you rookies practice for a bit before joining in. And I can see that you guys DO need the practice.

Besides, I figure about 3 weeks into the season you guys are going to get very quiet when you see your teams frantically treading water to hang with the Taters. Have fun while you can. It's the pre-season and even the Portland Trail Blazers are talking stuff.

Darth, after I crush you week 1 with my steel toe boot I think it would be appropriate for you to wear the avatar below:

At that point you will then be referred to as Darth "Mashed" Tater until our next matchup. You might also want to take care of that cooking oil addiction of yours. You are going to make yourself go blind, my friend. Seek help and leave Mrs. Tater's accessories in her caboose, please. Show some dignity!