Definition

Naughty Indian uncles are like pornography - you know it when you see it! Common traits include: pot-belly, moustache, fondness for trite PJ's ("are you studying hard or hardly studying?), chronic debaters, stealthy masturbators, hoarders of vintage Playboys, Debonair magazines and Black Label Scotch.

Usage

Should I accept Balu's Facebook friend request? His big red eyes stare at me everyday and I feel guilty keeping him at bay. After all, he is Manu's fathers second-cousin's brother in-law's friend right? Almost part of the family. But he has a mustache and looks kinda creepy!