John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a
little 'shine, and talking about their dumb ole' hillbilly wives.

"You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the
store 'tother day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we ain't
got no 'lectricity!"

The other two just howl with laughter.

Brian the Miniature says, "Hell, that ain't nothing -- my dumbass
wife went down to the store and bought herself a washing machine! We
ain't got no runnin' water!"

That one nearly slayed 'em.

Martin wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Well, I reckon my
bride's GOT to be the stupidest of the bunch, boys. 'tother day I was
snooping thru her purse to find me a couple dollars to play some poker
with. I found six or seven rubbers -- hell, she ain't got no dick!"

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