This commercial is a Canadian institution for my generation. It took me a billion years to find the video and after incessantly quoting it to people years after the fact, I HAVE FOUND THE COMMERCIAL! PRAISE JESUS! We used to repeat this verbatim and it was one long-running joke. Needless to say, I am giddy about this find.

Well, people don't see the real me, right. They just see my acne problem. People think I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face.