"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).

In October 2007, on The Howard Stern Show, Silverman volunteered to smell writer Richard Christy's scrotum after he had not showered in four days. Silverman attempted to match her description of the smell with other members of the Stern show staff.[11] Silverman gagged a few times before describing the smell; "It was a hint of raw sourdough dough in a vat of mayonnaise that was in a trunk of, like, a 70's car for the summer"

__________________I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?

Kotter: "You are lucky I'm truly not the vindictive or psycho type...I'd be careful from now on, and I'd just back the hell off if I were you....otherwise, the Mizzou "extension office" life might get exciting"

Yeah, she has bad taste, though. She's been dating Jimmy Kimmel for years.

Oh man. WTF? If she had to keep it in the tribe why couldn't she hook up with Adam Sandler?
Nah, I don't mind Kimmel he's pretty funny sometimes.
Still, she seems a little hot for him. (of course I say that about all guys who have a chick I'd like to **** but haven't yet)

Oh man. WTF? If she had to keep it in the tribe why couldn't she hook up with Adam Sandler?
Nah, I don't mind Kimmel he's pretty funny sometimes.
Still, she seems a little hot for him. (of course I say that about all guys who have a chick I'd like to **** but haven't yet)