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Assessing the Damage. Tsk tsk. These tragedies are truly heartbreaking. People start talking about climate change … Chemical plants are leaking poison. Soon they will be drowning in lawsuits. Our efforts to undo Obama's Building codes may be destroyed. Look! A living metaphor for people not needing government help! Would y'all please shut up?

You wanna know who's to blame for climate change? Gee, senator, who? The trees. They're not working hard enough to absorb the CO2. Slackers! You can't blame it all on the trees. I know … I know! Lazy dandelions.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column? I don't know, I only read the first sentence.

Did you get the lantana? Um … no, sweetheart. Ed, I told you I want to plant some lantana. It's all I asked you to get while I picked up all of these other things! I'm very sorry, sweetheart. Sorry?! One item, Ed! One item! And you can't remember it? I remembered Helen ... but the solar panel pitch guy is stationed by the plants today. Oh. Okay. We can come back tomorrow.

I hear they think they finally identified the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane. Finally! I took them long enough! I planted that fake wreckage way back in 1937! And it wasn't easy! In '37, the tiny atoll of Nikumaroro was hard to reach. I had to take two rafts and a bus. You, uh ... You don't believe her ... do you? Almost. Definitely not.

This shrub is starting to droop. We could plant something else. What? You would do that? After all these years? Throw out the sagging mature plant for some new young thing? I thought you were working in the yard with mom. I didn't know what I was getting into.

Earl, remember you said you were going to plant an apricot tree in the yard this year? Yeah, but it's probably too late in the year to do it now. There's an old Chinese proverb that says "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is today." Who wants to be second best?

I suppose you'd like to know why I summons you here at 3 a.m., decoy. "Decoy," boss? I thought you'd like to know your Russian trip paid off. Really? That video the Russian mafia gave me was enough for you to blackmail President Trump? Not even close. But while all our intelligence agencies were busy following you, they failed to notice I'd hired Russian hackers to plant subliminal messages in the president's favorite tv shows. After a week of "Fox and Friends," Trump signed an executive order declaring my cafe an independent kingdom. Very bad man.