Corporate God KingI vaguely remember Minnie Pearl, but I erred on the side of making a shitty joke.

SteamPoweredKleenexThe skunk-thing looks a lot like someone just hollowed out a Tiny Toons plush to make a puppet. The rest of the 'cast' also looks vaguely familiar in one way or another. How many other existing characters did they cannibalize for this?

NewHeavenSalesmanGetting your child a Dr. Laura-hosted Christian puppet show that tells them to respect you is just asking for an "accident" with the steak knives five years later.

cognitivedissonanceDr. Laura Schlesinger converted FROM Judaism TO Christian Fundamentalism because it just wasn't viciously judgemental enough for her tastes.

ChanchoThe squirrel was made from her pubic hair. If you don't believe me, google her name for nude photos and compare.