Not to be confused with Steak 'n' Shake...

Title: The GiftAuthor: elekanahmen aka JaxFandom: Criminal MindsPairing: JJ/EmilyDisclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closetRating: NC-17Warnings: Artificial Insemination Sex (Everything I learned about knocking a girl up with a syringe, I learned from the L-Word).Summary: Emily never expected to be a mother. Not like this.Note: Fic #5 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, aka the "I'm bored, give me a prompt" challenge on my lj. polgara247 Here's Emily, in all her wonderful pregnant glory. I don't know anything about the process of artificial insemination outside of what I've googled and what I've seen on the L-Word. Forgive any inaccuracies, fumbles or fouls.Prompt: CM: JJ/Emily, Pregnant Emily, dealing with mom issues, Some smut, NC-17

Title: Kill Will (Chapter 2/?)Author: elekanahmen aka JaxFandom: Criminal Minds, Nikki & Nora (Crossover)Pairing: JJ/Emily, Nikki/Nora, JJ/Will impliedDisclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closetRating: PG-13Warnings: Heavy use of the word "Fuck" (can y'all tell it's my favorite?)Summary: JJ has a bit of a breakdown in the Suburban. Innocence and guilt are questioned.Note: Fic #4 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, aka the "I'm bored, give me a prompt" challenge on my lj. cyandragonfly, Chapter 2 on your JJ/Emily Nikki/Nora Murder in New Orleans extravaganza! Chapters for this will be posted in tandem with the rest of the challenges, a side-car of fic if you will.Prompt: CM x N&N: JJ/Emily, Nikki/Nora, The murder of William LaMontagne Jr., a bit of story. (Have a feeling this will become a chapterfic. I've so been avoiding those, Franks. Thanks =P Also, this will not be related to Jessi's request. Separate stories.)PrologueChapter 1

I'm not too sure I can go much furtherI'm not even sure the things are even getting betterI'm so tired of me that has to disagreeI'm so tired of me that's in control

I woke up to see the sun shining all around mehow could it shine down on me?you'd think It didn't noticeI can't take it anymorehad to ask myself,"what's it really for?"

everything I tried to do it didn't matterand now I might be better off just rolling overcause you know I tried so hard but couldn't change a thingand it hurts so much I might as well let it go

I can't really take the sun shining all around mewhy would it shine down on me?you'd think it might have noticedI no longer believeI can't help tellin' myself "it don't mean a thing"

I woke up to find the sun shining all around mehow could it shine down on me?sun shining all it's beautywhy would it shine down on me?you'd think that it would noticeI can't take it anymorejust had to ask myself "what's it really for?"

Title: Kill Will (Chapter 1/?)Author: elekanahmen aka JaxFandom: Criminal Minds, Nikki & Nora (Crossover)Pairing: JJ/Emily, Nikki/Nora JJ/Will impliedDisclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closetRating: PG-13Warnings: Dead Body talkSummary: Nikki and Nora at the crime scene, the victim a one Detective William LaMontagne, Junior.Note: Fic #4 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, aka the "I'm bored, give me a prompt" challenge on my lj. cyandragonfly, Prologue on your JJ/Emily Nikki/Nora Murder in New Orleans extravaganza! Chapters for this will be posted in tandem with the rest of the challenges, a side-car of fic if you will.Prompt: CM x N&N: JJ/Emily, Nikki/Nora, The murder of William LaMontagne Jr., a bit of story. (Have a feeling this will become a chapterfic. I've so been avoiding those, Franks. Thanks =P Also, this will not be related to Jessi's request. Separate stories.)Prologue

Title: Kill Will (Prologue, 0/?)Author: elekanahmen aka JaxFandom: Criminal Minds, Nikki & Nora (Crossover)Pairing: JJ/Emily, Nikki/Nora JJ/Will impliedDisclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closetRating: PG-13Warnings: Dark & Mysterious Bar meetingsSummary: Two men discuss murder for hire.Note: Fic #4 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, aka the "I'm bored, give me a prompt" challenge on my lj. cyandragonfly, Prologue on your JJ/Emily Nikki/Nora Murder in New Orleans extravaganza! Chapters for this will be posted in tandem with the rest of the challenges, a side-car of fic if you will.Prompt: CM x N&N: JJ/Emily, Nikki/Nora, The murder of William LaMontagne Jr., a bit of story. (Have a feeling this will become a chapterfic. I've so been avoiding those, Franks. Thanks =P Also, this will not be related to Jessi's request. Separate stories.)

So, realizing that not everyone on my comm can read my LJ, I gathered that some of you may not know about my "Hey I'm bored, why don't you guys all prompt me" post which has turned into the great "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To Me" Challenge. So I'm opening it up in a few ways, and I don't just mean Emily's thighs (WHOA).

Here's the poop. Give me a prompt, a type of story, a rating and a fandom/pairing. That's right, I'm opening this sucker wide. You can all contribute and you can pick from ANY fandom that I've written/hope to write. This includes:Criminal Minds: JJ/Emily (OTP), Emily/Any female, JJ/Any female, Garcia/Any female (No Strauss. A line must be drawn somewhere.) Emily/anyone from the fandoms listed below.NCIS: Abby/ZivaNCIS/CM Crossovers: Abby/Garcia, Emily/ZivaLaw & Order SVU*: Olivia/Casey, Olivia/AlexWicked: G(a)linda/ElphabaRunaways*: Nico/Karolina, Xavin/Karolina, N/K/XNikki & Nora*: Nikki/NoraGlee: Brittany/Santana (OTP), Artie/Tina, Brittany/Santana/Puck, Puck/Quinn {Also willing to RPS Naya/Heather}

cyandragonfly: CM x N&N: JJ/Emily, Nikki/Nora, The murder of William LaMontagne Jr., a bit of story. (Have a feeling this will become a chapterfic. I've so been avoiding those, Franks. Thanks =P Also, this will not be related to Jessi's request. Separate stories.) Prologue // Chapter 1 // Chapter 2

bug_says_meep: Wicked (Bookverse): Glinda/Elphaba, smut in whatever vehicle they took to get to the Emerald City,NC-17

Y'uns are a smutty bunch. I will take any prompt, within reason (no rape, torture, bdsm (light bondage play is ok), etc). I won't write het because I don't feel like squicking myself. I won't write character death unless it's William LaMontagne, Jr. Anything else--ANYTHING else is fair game. Smut, Fluff, Crack and Angst welcome, but be warned, I mostly suck at angst.

Title: Revenge is a Dish Best Served hotAuthor: elekanahmen aka JaxFandom: Criminal MindsPairing: JJ/EmilyDisclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closetRating: NC-17Warnings: Excessive abuse of the word fuck, body shots, frottage ;), smutSummary: Emily plans revenge when her mother sets her up on a date with her secretary's son.Note: Fic #1 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, aka the "I'm bored, give me a prompt" challenge on my lj. xiotonks I hope this makes up for the depression I've set you into. gilligankane, maekala, tranqui -- thank you three for being my research bitches.Prompt: Emily's first gay bar, NC-17, Smut

Alright, kids, so I went through and edited tags entry by entry. Now, via the tags on the left of my layout, you can find that one story, series, fandom, icon post, etc. that you were looking for.

I changed my layout, 's a bit grim, but it's adorable.

Finally, and most importantly... I made all of my posts public. That's right. You no longer have to be a member to read my stories.

In the four years and change that I've had this comm, it's ALWAYS been private, members only. Honestly? I'm sick of the emails, the messages, the comments asking how to join. BUT... and this is the big but... if I find out that my stories are being duplicated or archived anywhere at all without my permission, it's going back into lockdown. I know, I'm totally paranoid... but it's happened. It really has. And it pissed me off/scared the shit out of me... but I'm trying to be more mellow!! Mellow yellow, right?

Sorry that there was backdating fail... I feel pretty shitty about that, but it's for archiving at Women in Kevlar and Passion & Perfection... get my earlier stuff posted on there without redirecting to cm_f...

Oh and anyone else interested in the wicked/other stuff beta... that'd be fab. laylat has stepped up for the wicked team :)