I wooden have expected such a bad pun from yew. I wood have hoped to see yew branch out to other humor. I’m already board with it. I’m stumped as to why yew ever treed it. I’m simply drawing a plank. I guess I’ll just log off and leave now… no use lumbering around these fir-ums any longer.

My grandfather (a woodworker) once made me a MAC-1o out of wood. It was pretty crappy though, just a box with some holes cut out and a small dowel as the trigger.
Only a parsec of the quality in that SCAR.