Favorite Quotes

This ties in with one of my axiom’s: Don’t tell me what you think, tell me what you know.
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The significant problem we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
– Albert Einstein

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67% of all statistics are meaningless.
– Unknown

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Time is just Nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
– Unknown

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If you want to save money, it’s gonna cost ya.
– Jeff Benjamin

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Computation is the art of carefully throwing away information.

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After I first used a Mac, I had a dream in which I would walk up to people, touch, and they’d turn black. Then I could talk to them
(Anon)

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“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
— Rich Cook

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You can get much too drunk, but you can never get drunk too much.
— Charles Wesley Besio

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You have the amazing ability to perceive the blatantly obvious.
-Thomas Andrew Balch