Everyones favorite psychopathic mother-figure, H.E. Ellis, thought that for Megans birthday, a drink menu would be nice.
Psychopathic.
It isn’t like Megan doesn’t have her degree. It isn’t like she isn’t building her own life out there in the real world in the wilds of England.
And nothing was said about how well she writes. I’ve been in the sphere about a year and a half. I met Megan early on in my time here. In all that time, she’s been posting her fiction on her blog. Musings, serials, stories that just flowed and stuff she had to work hard at to make as good as it is.
We weren’t asked to mention all of that.
We were asked to make drinks.

Psychopath.

I’d like to say I did this because H.E. asked.
And she scares the crap out of me.
But the truth is, I’m honored to asked to help celebrate Megan’s birthday here.
So pull up an easy chair by the fire, go read some of her stories, and enjoy a fine drink.

*Whatever you do after is not my fault.

The Birthday Girl at Disneyland!

The AppetizerThe Buzzer (This drink was actually made and named for me. How cool is that?)To start…Pour 3 parts rum over ice (I like Pussers. Not only does its history tie back to the British Navy, defenders of Megans home, but if I run out of gas after a night of drinking it, I can always vomit in my tank and move on.)Fill glass with Ginger Ale
Add a splash of Amaretto
Add a cherry.
Sip, enjoy, and repeat until warm all over..

Now that you’re warmed up a bit, lets move on to something to round you out nicely.
One of the things the greater UK(Scotland specifically) is known for is its Scotch.
The history, the techniques, the flavors.
But how to combine this treasure from Megans general part of the world for a concoction worthy of celebrating the anniversary of such a wonderful woman’s birth?
Royal Lochnager had a Royal Warrant to distill for the Queen.
Now, their product is used in Johnny Walker Blue and Black labels.The Main CourseThe NutMegan Highland
Pour one part JWB
Add a dash of bitters (Angostura, because really, how many bitters makers are there?)Add a splash of orange juice
A few drops of sweet vermouthGently float in a touch of lime juice. (You may want to make a batch of these before you start drinking, Megan, or the dashing and splashing may get a bit out of hand.)Scratch a bit of nutmeg dust on top.
Sip…and…savor.

Since we’ve been to the Caribbean and toured the Highlands of Megan’s land, lets wrap up in one of my favorite distilling parts of the world, Mexico, forDessert
At this point, you probably can’t feel your lips. Or your feet. The room is spinning. Your liver has crawled out your ear to have a serious talk with you, but got caught up in the drinking songs and camaraderie, and now it wants to do shots.

I remember the cactus being greener.Oh, wait. That was me.

TequilaShot glass filled with TequilaI recommend Porfidio Cactus. Not only does it taste great, but when you’re this drunk, you can spend hours wondering how they got that little glass cactus in the bottle.)LimeSalt
(If everyone is drinking the same as you, it is totally acceptable to throw the condiments at any and all.)Three empty pint glasses/one large empty pitcher (The bartender will appreciate your foresight in having receptacles to throw up in.)

Don’t worry if tomorrow you can’t remember what happened. I’m pretty sure many of your friends have recorded it and uploaded it to you tube!

Happy Birthday, Megan, and happy every day after.
And I hope you find everything you’re looking for!

I might have to try that first drink! Wow, three drinks and I had problems coming up with just one, but I guess that is the genius of a naked bar dancing mixicologist! And another Happy Birthday to Megan.

Not exactly a Mormon friendly post. Haha! But because you wrote it, Guapo, I LOVE it and I will drink all of those lovely virtual concoctions. And who knows, if we ever get a chance to actually meet and make our naked snow angels I’ll be guzzling Buzzers like there’s no tomorrow. That will be a sight to see. 😉
By the way- a lovely post for your friend. Happy Birthday Megan!! Anyone who loves Disney is a friend of mine.

I am pleased that you said that was a cactus in the bottle as someone had their mind in the gutter for about ten seconds, erm anyway I am here to wish Megan a very Happy Birthday with lashings of everything that she could possibly wish for 🙂 Well I only said and guess what I think that I will venture out of my current realm, I mean castle and take a look at her Space, it sounds just up my street 🙂 Have a wondrously enjoyable rest of day Guap 🙂

Tequila is the devil’s urine! The other drinks sound pretty good, though. And you might know this, but were you aware that nutmeg, if ingested in sufficient quantities is an hallucinogen? Absolutely true, but most definitely NOT recommended.