— Hands Off: Tanael was raised Christian and didn’t masturbate until his was 17. He and fellow late bloomer Keith swap stories and techniques. Tanael went to school with someone who claims he came 5 times in a row while jacking off.

— Trigger Warning: Apple is replacing its gun emoji with a water pistol

— The Simple Life: Paris Hilton is nervous about being targeted by ISIS because she’s famous

— Classic CTE: A Detroit Lions guard deleted Pokémon Go from his phone because he’s worried about mind control

— At A Floss For Words: There is no scientific benefit to flossing, according to a new study