Newcastle make an undisclosed bid for Mexican U20 trio, Knees Bent, Arms Stretched and Ra Ra, dubbed the new Charlton, Law and Best by nobody you've ever heard of, but this has only alerted Man Utd supremo Jose Moanreno who may offer £857 million for the untested 3 amigo's, with Man City boss Pet Lip keen to sign them for the reserves so that nobody else can buy them