Jennifer Lawrence ‘My Boobs Are Uneven’

Jennifer Lawrence, who is suffering from pneumonia, told Jimmy Kimmel: ‘I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven. I was like standing there with these doctors and they’re like looking at my lungs and I just couldn’t, it felt like an elephant in the rooom, and I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’

And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, ‘Well, I’m gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.’ So he was like, ‘All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.’ And I was like, ‘And my breasts.”

On her awards wardrobe malfunction: ‘Wait somebody trips me on the way. Yeah I get tripped, there it starts to fall off and then I’m keeping it together, keeping it together and then my pants fall off again. Oh god.

Did she prep Oscars speech: ‘It’s my only suspicion not preparing anything to say because when I start, first it feels cocky and it seems presumptuous. ‘But then we get in the car and everyone’s like have you got anything prepared and I’m like ‘Stop!’. It just stresses me out.’