Thing is, this wasn’t your everyday trespass. Thomas was in the 32-year-old woman’s house, naked, and in a three-point stance. You know the position, the one where football players spread their legs, bend over and place one hand on the ground, like when the offensive and defensive get down on the line of scrimmage. Um, yes, that one. All this is going down while the homeowner and the police watch.

Talk about encroachment.

As you probably guessed, Thomas was drunk when this all went down and the police were not impressed. This was not the Montana native’s first alcohol-related offense (he was cited for underage possession last year), but this one certainly ended much worse. He’s now facing charges for first-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief and resisting arrest.