We ALL have chaos in our lives, and crammed in amongst the chaos are those moments that make you slam your forehead against your steering wheel (or fridge, or computer keyboard) and say out loud, "Really? Did you ACTUALLY just do that?". Those are the moments you wish you could issue tickets for stupidity. I am here to offer levity to those moments, or at the very least, shine a bright bazillion-watt bulb on them.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I've officially heard it all. Apparently, according to Jim Rutz of the "Megashift Ministries", eating tofu will feminize you. Here's the link to the best piece of dumbassery that I've ever seen. No, really, he's absolutely sure about this. In fact, he's citing all sorts of scientific "fact" to get you to believe him.

He also claims that soy is killing us, causing cancer, problems with our thyroids, lukemia.... wow. So the millions of people living in Asia who eat soy products DAILY (and who, coincidentally, live healthier longer lives than Americans) are actually all cancer-riddled homosexuals? Sweet. Good to know that.

Pardon me. I'll be right back. I just need to go find this guy so I can reeducate him.