You know what? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I don't think dictionaries should keep inducting new words.* I think we have enough already. ABOLISH IT. Like, I know we all had a hearty wocka-wocka when Merriam-Webster added "aha moment" and "man cave" earlier this month, but do we really need that stupid poop written down in a book where it can be eternally linked to our shitty civilization? In HARDCOVER? What if we all die and then aliens come??? Having "man cave" in our dictionaries-of-record is like heading out to a car crash in dirty underwear. I, for one, am embarrassed.

Here's why. By the time a slang term becomes established enough to qualify for inclusion in a major dictionary, that slang term is already deceased. That's how slang works. So then what goes into the dictionary is just a list of unfashionable, dorky, played-out idioms. It is a list of words and terms that everyone should immediately cease using...and you can tell it's time to cease using them because they're being inducted into a big book about the words that people use. PARADOX!

Oh, Jesus Christ. VOTE SOMETHING OFF THE ISLAND? Excuse me while I douche my micropig until I start vajazzling lolz out my soul patch. For shame, Oxford dictionary. For shame. And I thought you were British.**

*I do not really think that.
**Also, it's 2012 and "genius" wasn't in there??? What strange perverted universe did I wake up in today? QUIT WASTING TIME WITH SHIT LIKE "TWEEPS" AND ATTEND TO THE ACTUAL HUMAN WORDS.