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Welcome back to Answers of the Day — our daily Jalopnik feature where we take the best ten responses from the previous day's Question of the Day and shine it up to show off. It's by you and for you, the Jalopnik readers. Enjoy!

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Why he's awful: Ian Wright, the British star soccer forward, famously totaled his Ferrari 360 Spyder back in 2004. He blamed the traction control, which he apparently turned off while downshifting going up a hill. He described the incident with a smile on a Top Gear interview back in 2005.

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Why she's awful: Aside against the crime against motoring that is her pink Bentley, Paris is just a generally bad driver. Her most notable act was when she backed her Range Rover into a parked Civic, then just drove away. We shouldn't blame her in the variety of other hit and run accidents she's witnessed, but we will anyway.

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Why he's awful: He managed to actually flip his red Dodge Viper back in 1996. It was a gift from NBC. He was drunk at the time, which is not a good idea if you plan on driving that raw a sports car in the California hills.

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Why he's awful: Hulk Hogan's son was arrested in 2007 (it was a bad year for celebrity drivers, apparently) for racing and crashing his hot-rodded yellow Toyota Supra, which he dubbed "a pussy magnet." He managed to put his passenger into the hospital for two years and later went on to getting into a fender bender returning from a fundraiser entitled "Keep It On The Track."

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Why he's awful: Joel is so bad at driving he managed to get into a crash in a Citroën 2CV, just about the slowest, most un-crashable car ever built. He lost control of his '67 Charleston Citroën back in '04, jumping a curb and smashing into a house. He had crashed before in 2002, 2003, and had a motorcycle accident back in '83.