SINGLES
(A chance for your fans to pick up only the good track[s] from your LP. Crank out a lot of these and make it up in volume.)

LEADOFF SINGLE(Usually track 1, but occasionally track 3, 7 or 8.)
1. Radio Edit
2. Album Version
(Optional)
3. “Club Mix” with lazy 4/4 beat attached
4. Demo version/non-album track that should have remained in the archives

SINGLE #3(Still going?)
1. Album Version
2. Extended US/UK Version (depending on native country)
(Note lack of “Radio Edit.” At this point radio will have moved on, along with most of your fans. This will leave you with obsessive completists, so feel free to fuck around.)
3. Shitty live version of current single/leadoff single
4. Shitty (and lazy) remix by drummer/bass player/lead singer’s S.O.
5. Complete abortion/severe style shift/irritating tape loop experimentation

CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED LIVE ALBUM/DVD(Consisting of [choose one of the following]):
1. Your album played in its entirety with no noticeable differences, other than sounding slightly shittier.
2. Ten songs from your catalog, heavily weighted towards your latest album, with older singles thrown in for a bump in sales.
3. Tour diary/concert “film” which provides tons of anecdotal evidence as to why you consider yourselves to be more of a “studio band.”

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