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We've got artists, scientists, scholars, pranksters, publishers, songwriters, and political activists. We've subjected Discordia to scrutiny, torn it apart, and put it back together. We've written songs about it, we've got a stack of essays, and, to refer back to your quote above, we criticize the hell out of each other.

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming.

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?

No, Luna, I already know you're a Bad Person™, for reasons which I will of course keep confidential as is normal with confessors.

Logged

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming.

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?

No, Luna, I already know you're a Bad Person™, for reasons which I will of course keep confidential as is normal with confessors.

Yeah, that'd probably be for the best. The world is not ready for this knowledge.

Fuckin' A. As your confessor, I can no longer drink beer, eat popcorn, or look at those coin operated horsie rides outside of the supermarket without horking up a bit.

Logged

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming.

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?

No, Luna, I already know you're a Bad Person™, for reasons which I will of course keep confidential as is normal with confessors.

Yeah, that'd probably be for the best. The world is not ready for this knowledge.

Fuckin' A. As your confessor, I can no longer drink beer, eat popcorn, or look at those coin operated horsie rides outside of the supermarket without horking up a bit.

Hey, your ability to visualize in horrible detail is NOT my fault. (Despite the photographs, you DID delete those, right?) And I STILL don't regret the horsie ride incident. Not my fault, at all. If they'd had a coin op phone booth like a proper place of business, nobody would have been the wiser. (Besides, drop in a buck worth of quarters, and, WHEE!)

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Now, I haven't been here nearly long enough to even pretend to know what has been going on. But I do like Roger and Nigel. They were the top reason for me to stop lurking and actually join in on the fun.

It is entirely possible that you are a Bad Person. Take this simple test:

1. Do you make jokes about horrible shit that decent people won't even bring up in conversation?

2. Are you reasonably sure that you are on the wrong planet, because this one is covered in monkeys?

3. If you could say it was accidentally, would you the whole thing?

4. Are speed limit signs just useful suggestions?

5. Is it occasionally acceptable to punch a motherfucker in the mouth, if circumstances warrant/allow it?

Give yourself 1 point for every "yes" answer.

Essay/Short answer section:

A sharp stick is for _______ in the ________, especially if nobody is looking.

Strap ons are useful tools for __________

If I could, I would __________ all damn day, no matter who _____________

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."