Of course, Jetpack is meant to be a “one size fits all” approach to WordPress; its engineers have designed Jetpack to be as simple as possible for people to start using, but often professional sites need professionally-customized features. Fortunately, Jetpack's source is pretty-well documented, and we're able to build on top of existing functionality.

Today, we're going to use Jetpack's stats_get_csv() function — normally used to populate the “Top Posts” widget — to create a WP_Query object that we can use like we would any other.