AN: I am SO gonna get
flamed for this but I had to write it! I had a dream about this recently and
when I woke up the first thing I thought was 'I have to write this story.' This
is probably the weirdest story I will every write. It's labeled as
Drama/Romance but personally, I think it should be labeled Drama/Romance/Angst/Total
Weirdness/Soap Opera/What the @#!*!#$%. I am warning you now, if you are a huge
Bulma fan, do not read this story. Heck, if you're very big on B/V, I repeat DO
NOT READ THIS!! You will need a good sense of humor and an open mind to get you
through this story. You're going to love the ending! Everyone will be happy, I
assure you. Hee. Hee. I had so much fun writing this because it was nothing
like what I've written before and it was so odd yet intriguing that I had to
write it. Strange. They are showing the Fusion Saga now where Goku and Vegeta
fused. I guess this is a perfect time to put this out, huh? This is your last
warning to leave.

Unexpected Love

Part One

It was over. Majin Buu had
finally been defeated. Unfortunately, killing Majin Buu meant he killed his sons
and Piccolo. Sacrifices in war he supposed. It had to be done. They were part
of the enemy and they would rather die than to continue to allow the villain to
persist in using their powers to fight their fathers and destroy the Earth and
every other planet in the universe. He knew there was no reason to mourn. They
all could be revived with the Dragonballs.

"Vegito, you did it!"

Vegito turned to see Dende
running to him happily. Trailing behind was Hercule holding Bee.

Vegito folded his arms and
stood proudly. "Of course I did. There is no being stronger than me now."

Dende nodded. "So, what
now?" Hercule asked. "You mean, we're the only ones alive now? A sad end to
humanity. There's no way to repopulate."

"For four months, it will
be just us," Dende informed Hercule. "Then we can use the Dragonballs to revive
the people of Earth."

"Some people have already
died by Cell seven years ago so they won't be able to come back and let's not
forget about Krillin and Yamcha. They have already died more than once. It
would be foolish to use the Earth Dragonballs. There is only one thing we can
do."

Dende thought about what
Vegito meant and then got it. "You mean we should use the Dragonballs on the
new Namek?"

Vegito nodded with his
arms still folded. "Exactly. Grab hold. I'll use Instant Transmission to get to
Namek."

Dende nodded and place a
hand on Vegito's shoulder. "We have to go now. Hercule. Bye," Dende said as
both he and Vegito vanished.

Hercule just stood there
confused. He didn't have any idea what had happened. "Uh, Bee, did they just
vanished?"

Bee just barked.

****

Dende looked at his former
home with nostalgia. The light green sky, the small homes, the blue trees; It's
been seven years and he missed this place greatly. "Wow. It's just how I
remembered it."

"Uh, sure," Dende said. He
had to remind himself that even though the kind-hearted Goku was in that body
so was the arrogant Saiyan Prince Vegeta. The two took off to the nearest
village. The Nameks looked up in surprise to see Dende. Moori, the Namek elder stepped
out among the crowd.

"Dende, welcome back, my
boy. What brings you here?" He looked past Dende and saw Vegito. "Who is your
friend? He looks a little like Goku and that evil Vegeta that killed our
people. Vegito scoffed and turned away. Dende went on to explain what had
happened on Earth and the fusion of Goku and Vegeta. Moori agreed to allow
Dende the use of the Dragonballs and summoned it for him.

The Nameks all gathered to
see the huge dragon Porunga look over the crowd. Dende spoke in his native
tongue to revive the people of Earth. It took a while but Porunga was able to
grant the wish.

"What is your second
wish?" Porunga voice boomed over everyone.

"Second wish? I forgot
about that," Dende said and looked at Vegito. "What should we wish for,
Vegito?"

"I don't have any other
wishes. Can't you tell the Namek dragon that we have no more wishes and that he
can come back another time?" Vegito asked.

"Oh, you mean like we did
on Earth? Sure," Dende said and spoke the instructions back to Porunga.

"Very well. I shall take
my leave," He boomed and separated back into seven balls and dispersed across
the planet.

"How long does it take for
a Namek Dragon to be revive anyway in a situation like this?" Vegito asked.

"It should be 33 days," Dende
said.

"I see. Our business is
finished here. Let's go." Vegito said and looked at the Nameks. "Thank you." He
said and as Dende held onto his shoulder, the two vanished.

****

On Earth in a desert,
Piccolo, Gohan, Goten and Trunks looked around.

"We're on Earth?" Gohan
said. "Dad must have defeated Majin Buu."

"Let's go to the Lookout.
Everyone else should be there," Piccolo said and took the lead as everyone flew
upward.

"No. Goku and Vegeta did,"
Krillin said. "I saw the battle on the Grand Kai's planet. Goku and Vegeta did
a fusion and defeated Majin Buu."

"Fusion?" Chi-Chi jumped
in. "But how could Goku and Vegeta be back on Earth. They're dead."

"King Kai said that Goku
got a new life from the Old Kai on the Supreme Kai's planet and King Yemma sent
Vegeta to Earth to battle Majin Buu, so the two formed bodies to defeat Majin
Buu."

Chi-Chi just stood there
for a moment taking it all in and then suddenly screamed. "Goku's alive! My
Goku's alive! He's coming back!" She hugged Krillin excitedly. She suddenly
stopped, released Krillin and looked at Bulma with a solemn look on her face.
"I'm sorry, Bulma, about Vegeta."

Bulma just smiled. "I
understand. Hey, wait. Goku and Vegeta must have went to Namek to revive
everyone because the Earth Dragonballs can only revive a life once and since
Krillin and Yamcha have already died before they must have went to Namek."

Krillin started to find a way
to tell Chi-Chi and Bulma that their husbands were stuck in their new body but
Piccolo, Gohan, Goten and Trunks showed up. Gohan hugged Videl and then his
mother and Chi-Chi went back to hugging Goten.

"Boys, Krillin said your
father has been revived so he's coming back to us forever!" Chi-Chi squealed
happily.

Krillin scratched the back
of his head trying to find the right words. "Um, Chi-Chi, about that—" he was
cut off once again when Vegito and Dende arrived.

Everyone turned to see the
two. They just stood there staring at Vegito. He had his proud look on his face
as he saw the group. Chi-Chi started to make her way to him and then Bulma.
They looked surprised, confused and yet curious.

"Goku?" Chi-Chi said
reaching out to touch Vegito's face.

"Vegeta?" Bulma said
softly just staring at him.

"Yeah, it's me," he said.

The women looked surprise
to hear both their husband's voices at the same time. Tears started to form in
their eyes.

"Why are you still fused?
Isn't thirty minutes up yet?" Chi-Chi asked removing her hand from Vegito's
face.

Vegito pondered how to
explain this to his wives. It wouldn't be easy so he decided to be blunt with
it and get it over with. He just hoped Chi-Chi wouldn't faint and Bulma
wouldn't scream at him.

"The thing is I'm stuck
this way. I used the Old Kai's earrings to fuse with Vegeta. It's permanent and
it was the only way to stop Majin Buu."

Chi-Chi and Bulma just
stood there in shock. Their husbands joined bodies to form one powerful being
and were stuck like this forever. Chi-Chi fainted and Bulma began screaming at
him.

"What do you mean stuck
together?! How could you be stuck together?!"

Vegito knelt down to sit
Chi-Chi up. "It's like what I said. The Old Kai's earrings fused us together
forever. There was no other way. Wake up, Chi-Chi," he said softly as he gently
slapped her face.

"Why didn't you ask the
Namek Dragon to separate you?!" Bulma continued to yell.

Vegito scratched the back
of his head. "When the Old Kai said it was permanent, I just didn't think the
Namek Dragon could separate us. It hadn't occurred to me."

"It hadn't occurred to
you?! So, you were willing to save the Earth, revive everyone and yet be stuck
in that body together, forever?!

"Uh, yeah," Vegito said
meekly.

Bulma rolled her eyes and
let out a cry of frustration. At that moment, Chi-Chi came to. She saw Vegito
holding her and moved back a bit to stand up. She heard Bulma screaming again.

"Great! I guess that means
we will have to ask the Earth Dragon in four months then!"

"Um, Bulma. I'm not sure
that will work. Shenron couldn't turn 18 completely human so what chance does
he have changing Goku and Vegeta back when magic brought them together. Is it
even possible for Shenron to reverse something that is permanent?" Krillin
asked.

Bulma thought for a second
and frowned. "Oh, you're right. The chances are next to nil." Fuming, she
smacked Vegito across his chest once he stood up. "You jerk! You never think
when you fight do you?!"

Vegito didn't know what to
say. There wasn't anything to say except take it. If Bulma was this mad, the
Goku side wondered how angry Chi-Chi would get.

"Bulma, there's no use
getting mad. What's done is done and there isn't anything we can do about it."

Everyone turned to Chi-Chi
stunned. They expected her to yell and scream too, maybe faint again, but oddly
she didn't. Chi-Chi continued.

"I never expected Goku to
be back and now that he is, it's unfortunate that he is in this form, but after
his death, I've learned to accept things," Chi-Chi explained. "Now, that we've
gotten the anger and shock out of our system, we have to figure out where he
will stay."

"Easy," Bulma said folding
her arms. "He's staying with me."

"What?!" Chi-Chi shrieked.
"There's no way he is staying with you. You would try to sleep with him!"

"Oh, and like you
wouldn't! It's been seven years since you had sex! You think you could hold it
off forever!" Bulma yelled back.

"I can control myself
unlike you! I never expected to have sex ever again since Goku died! I—"
Chi-Chi stopped herself to look at everyone. They all looked like they wanted
to be somewhere else, except Goten who looked oblivious to the situation. She
realized they shouldn't be having this conversation in front of their children
or anyone. Chi-Chi turned to Vegito. "What do you think, uh, what is your
name?"

"Vegito," he answered not
liking the way this was going.

Chi-Chi scoffed. "Figures.
Well, who do you want to live with—me or Bulma?"

Vegito gulped as his eyes
widen in shock. He had to choose between his wives on who he wanted to live
with. This was not going to be easy. He rather fight Majin Buu again than make
this decision.

To Be Continued

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