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The Original Unicorn Poo – Magical

Everybody needs Unicorn Poo. Get it while you can…

Luckily not quite so rare as the Rocking Horse variety, but even more fun, is our Unicorn Poo. Multicoloured, amazingly satisfying to scrunch up and throw at the wall and useful for any number of activities.

You can throw it at your friends like a monkey or you can leave it on your lawn and tell small people that unicorns came in the night. At Wicked Uncle we have the only supply in the Western World of the original, genuine article, the perfect small person gift at £6.95.

But stocks are limited. There are not that many unicorns out there and they are fussy eaters. Therefore we strongly recommend stocking up while you can.

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

A cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a unicorn walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the unicorn’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the unicorn. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

What do you call a unicorn with no horn? A Horse.

All the beasts joined Noah when he invited them into the ark. All but the Unicorn. Confident of his own abilities, he boasted “I shall swim”.

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

“Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you!”

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