Stan texted me: "Glo, set up an anti-bullying police-Y for most cases-implemented by 5 pm-Stan".

I convened a meeting with Hugh White (Diversity), Cynthia Axe (Early Bird Retirement) and with chief nerd, Comrade Carl Marks. After a brainstorming session (during which we all multi-tasked in an agile fashion), we issued the following agile definition of bullying, effective immediately.

Definition of Bullying:

Speaking tribal dialects instead of English at work

Having a European, Asia, or foreign accent in a con call so people need to ask "Can you repeat that"?

Overdosing on work life life life balance so that projects are delayed.