Five Issues, Five Sentences

In response to USA Today’s analysis of the biggest five issues facing the Cincinnati Bengals, I’m writing five sentences about those issues. It’s a perfect exercise for those of you with short attention spans like me. What was I talking about again? Anyway, the issues from the USA Today article (linked below) are in bold, followed by my response.

1. Will the Bengals be better off making a fresh start without unhappy quarterback Carson Palmer?

They will suffer in the short term (i.e. this season), but will be better off in subsequent years.

2. Will the Bengals be better off without T.O. & Ocho combo at wide receiver?

Yes, the play of Andre Caldwell and Jerome Simpson at the end of last season proved it.