I seriously did not anticipate ever doing another comic about Twilight, since I figured the two I did pretty much covered my thoughts. Then I got a bit tipsy around some friends and we ended up having a conversation about this exact thing, and I couldn't help myself. Mostly because as of the Sunday of that week I had no other ideas for Monday's comic so I resorted to this one.

If you talk one more time about how you're going to marry someone just like Edward one day, and how Bella is such a strong independent character, and definetly NOT a Marry Sue..... I WILL ing CURBSTOMP YOU AND THAT FRIGGIN BOOK OF YOURS

It's kind of hard to explain... it's like when you write a fanfiction or something and you have a character who is super bland or able to solve everything and has no faults... or both... it'd probably be easier to look up therefor Bella is a Mary Sue character and Edward is a Mary Stu (male mary sue)

Oh, good laugh at 01:48 AM lol Just what I needed before bed. Only thing I don't think is right is that... Bella has a facial expression! XD Great job! Panel two just remembered me about the Sims 2, it sort of looks like that when they woohoo and the female/male gets pregnant

Every single time someone tries to explain to me why this stupid series is original, a love story for all ages, like totally awesome, or whatever... I can't keep myself from responding..."HE RAPES HER!!! DEMON BABY WANTS TO KILL HER... EX-BF HAS HOTS FOR AN INFANT".... yep, twilight is super amazing

I've never read any of them either (Excluding the first 37 pages of the first book before I gave up on any hope that it would get better). I just had people try to explain how there was sssoooo much sexual tension and blahblahblah, to which all I could hear was he humped her so hard she got knocked out at the beginning of them having sex. My old stand point is if your partner is unconscious they're probably not consenting anymore, especially if you broke the headboard with their pelvis. The rest is also true lol, it is truly a masterpiece that credits the creativity of this generation.

this is all quoted from my friend who read the series for giggles, the chick's other boy toy Jacob is there after her demon half vampire/human spawn is born and has an intense moment of understanding/love/otherwhateverjunk and the psychological term imprinting is horrible mangled and abused beyond repair by the author, and because J-boy is slightly less of a creeper he says he'll wait for the baby to grow up to do whatever werewolves do to things they 'imprint', I am told that they get married.I also think Jacob may have just wanted to call dibs. The baby is evil for the reason that it basically tries to kills Bella (actually no nevermind, the baby is pure good) from the time it develops larger than a jelly bean as whenever it kicks it ends up breaking ribs and other such things that shouldn't be broken and eddork has to preform his special brand of childbirth by ripping the kid out of her.....I'M not lying about that. Oh and then bella turns into a vampire. The end. I almost read this part of the book myself to see if it really was this craptastic, but I was scared it would be true.