From the illusionary pocket of one non-extant revolutionist came a specious dictionary which, after all of this, had the temerity to define ordinary thinking as, “The inability to think of more than one thing at a time.” (Good thing no one was there to call an imaginary halt to this fallaciousness.)

One rough ole sore head cautioned his brood,“No matter what an exemplary, law-abidinglife you lead, remember, we’re all goin’up the river and do hard time.”