Tuesday, 31 August 2010

The Beer Monkey
Attacked me last night
He emptied my pockets,
He stole my light
He ruffled my hair,
He jumped on my clothes
He banged on my head,
Left kebab on my nose
The Beer Monkey
Threw sand down my throat
Then Peed in my wardrobe
Before I awoke
The Beer Monkey
Was ever so quick
He fled my house
And in the garden was sick
The Beer Monkey
Left me fragile and white
The Beer Monkey
Attacked me last night

Written by Marcus Richardson (http://poetuk.com/)

That damn monkey gets around doesn't he!

Saw this poem on someone's T-shirt in a pub one night. Had to google it to find the author etc.