Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Comments

what has this blog done to me? i consider arriving first on the scene to be the most productive thing i've accomplished all day...

i'm wondering why the performer in the middle (ridley maybe? i've never seen a non-crapcam shot of ridley) seems so repulsed. is dave that bad of a singer? is this related to residual book tour frustration?

Dave - please take note. The guy on your right is wearing what we call a "NON-BLUE" shirt. While we don't necessarily endorse this particular shirt, this is what OTHER colors look like. You might want to pick yourself up some.

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I'm really starting to like that blue shirt, actually. It's like a touchstone in a world gone mad. There will always be Dave in his blue shirt to fall back on. It's sort of like Linus' security blanket... which was ALSO blue. Hmmm...

That is a fine photo, congrats to the photog. Now some may say that Dave's choice of stagewear is a tad, maybe even a skosh, conservative when compared with the Phil Lesh look on Ridley and McGuinn's understated folk-rock elegance. But such critics wouldn't know nuanced counterpoint if you beat them over the head with it.

And without segue, here's a song request in case RBR ever comes to Atlanta -- Zevon's "Ain't that Pretty at All." It has the following things going for it: It was written by Warren Zevon, it rocks, it's funny, and this is critical here, it's only two chords. Plus you could work in a verse about that shirt and its likely stunt doubles.

WHiteman's Overbite (for those not in the know) - The procedure whereby a white man sucks his lower lip under his front teeth while dancing, or at least what he might call dancing. The term was made popular by Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) in the movie When Harry Met Sally....