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Doggie Butt Covers. You Heard Me.

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Thumbs up INDEED, Smiley Cyrus!

Tired of staring at your dog’s ugly crap crevice? Well slap a flap over that stink winker!

Whether you’re trying to conceal unsightly puckering or reduce temptation for your weird dog anus fetish, Rear Gear has a butthole cover for YOU. What happens when your dog starts pooping? I dunno! But I imagine it would be somewhat similar to having someone push a cake under a door and into a carpet. I guess you’d have to get one and then wait patiently while creepily focused on your dog’s ass with an unblinking eye to find out for sure.

Not sure which I find more disturbing: that someone actually thought this shit up, that someone somewhere decided this was a good enough idea to bankroll, or the fact that this (yes, hot looking) woman has her face right beside the dog’s ass and is giving the thumb’s up sign.

[…] Now, I’m almost positive that just about anyone our age has played the ‘that’s totally a band name, dude’ game with friends. Certain combinations of words just reach out and grab that part of the brain that desires jingles for fast food and catchy slogans. It was amusing to discover that not only do a lot of people play this game, some people actually make good on the idle threat of, “I’m totally naming my electronica ska-thrash band Doggie Butt Covers.” […]

/facepalm.. Really? roflmao….and then there was that person who had nothing better to do than stare at their dogs butt-hole.. They obviously thought about it far too long and came up with.. this.. So when your staring at a dogs ass, at least it will be moderately pleasant….