Which Harvard House Should You Live in, Based on Your Taste in Food?

House assignments are random but food speaks the truth.

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Housing day is fast approaching and the anticipation from the freshman class builds each day. Annenberg loses its novelty as the Class of 2019 prepares to move out of the Yard. Blocking and linking have been conquered, leaving only the final step… house assignments.

We all know that assignments are random, but if your taste buds could choose, which Harvard neighborhood would they put you in? To answer this dire question, Harvard Spoon meticulously compiled questions to make the most accurate sorting method possible. After all, food doesn’t lie.

NO LINES!!!!Friendly HUDS staffHigh quality foodSeeing EVERYBODY at a meal

What food is your source of life?

Anything with sugarCoffee, tea, soda, anything with caffeineFruits and veggies - Whole Foods is baeI can't pick just one

What is your Friday night beverage of choice?

Mixed drinksShots, shots, shots, shots, shotsBeer... 'nuff saidWhatever I can get, I go with the flow

How important is brain break to you?

Ehhh.... I have a better stash in my roomDoes late night Tasty Burger count?I would die without brain breakI go for the people, not the food

How many times a week do you partake in alcohol?

Once or twiceZero. Alcohol is bad for your healthUmmmm.... I can't rememberAs many times as possible

The answer is:

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The Quad: Cabot, Currier, Pforzheimer

Sorry....
On the bright side, you know how to partay! You have so much fun that River Rats and Yard Dwellers alike are willing to brave the shuttle to join in on your weekend shenanigans.

The answer is:

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River East: Dunster, Mather, Leverett

You are modern and prefer efficiency over history. You get through life by relying on the finer things, such as air conditioning. People envy you and your modern flair, especially when the heat of summer reinforces the benefits of being more contemporary.

The answer is:

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River West- Eliot, Kirkland Winthrop

You are a person on the rise and destined for greatness, which is why you belong in the up and coming neighborhood of Harvard. River West is where Facebook was founded and home to the next house to be renovated. Nothing can hold you down.

The answer is:

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River Central: Adams, Quincy, Lowell

You are all about tradition, which is why you belong in Harvard's classic neighborhood. Like any true metropolitan, you know that location is everything, which is why you value your enviable proximity to the yard (even if it requires hosting some uninvited furry friends or creepy crawly guests).