Check out all of these ADORABLE Harry Potter baby dolls. I promise you they are so so so so soooo cute. Just click on the link and look at them. Awwwww, they’re soo cuuuute and nooot scaaary! -io9

Here are a bunch of comedies that were adapted into TV shows that I had no idea about. I think I knew about maybe two of these. Also, I have a signed photo of the entire cast of the Clueless TV show. JEALOUS? (Yes you are very jealous.) (Also I have one of the cast of Moesha.) -Movieline

Check out how kind of weird this new clip from Rise of the Planet of the Apes looks. That isn’t a real ape at all! I want my money back! -FilmDrunk

Kristen Schaal on her date with Andrew Garfield. They pretty much could be married RIGHT NOW! It’s funny how the world works. Now I’ll have to marry him, I guess. Whatever. Since she didn’t, you know? He’s gotta marry somebody. -Splitsider

How do you guys feel about this ’90s Nickelodeon revival thing that is happening on Nickelodeon? Do you not care? I would rather not see any of it. I remember one time I watched Inspector Gadget as an almost-adult and it ruined the childhood memory of it. I never recovered! Oh yeah here is an article about it and about basically instant nostalgia. -NYTimes

Speaking of nostalgia, there is going to be a live-action Captain Planet movie I guess? Ugh. FIRE WATER WIND HEART UGH. -TheDailyWhat

The AV Club visits the Royal Tenenbaums house. Were any of you guys not a Tenenbaum for Halloween once? Just wondering. Anybody? Hello? -AV Club

I guess I’ve kind of painted myself into a Weston Cage doing karate for the paparazzi corner here. -The Superficial

The most interesting thing to me about this Jared Leto on a beach post is 30 SECONDS TO MARS: UNPLUGGED? Guys. Remember when Unplugged was so great? Remember how Nirvana’s second best album is Nirvana: Unplugged? What is happening to Unplugged? -Just Jared

Important Update: Betty White is NOT going to go to the Marine ball. Omgoodness. -Dlisted

Dakota and Elle Fanning talk about what it was like growing up “in the spotlight” in Vogue/are beautiful. -Celebuzz

I hate nostalgia! Well more accurately I dislike the perception that everything sucks now and was awesome 20 years ago, we just choose to forget the terrible things from 20 years from now, and in 20 years we’ll watch The Social Network and not The Zookeeper or whatever

This Captain Planet thing could work, IF the heroes are portrayed by the cast of Community. Put Chevy in a ginger wig, give McHale a turquoise mullet, and you can probably fill in the rest for yourself.

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