Author: Hermione Montrose & Clara Oswald

"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines who you will be when you can't help it." -Oscar Wilde
My sister and I share a conventional love of all things bookish. Each pseudonym of ours shows a bit of our different personalities. Clara: Legos and Sci-fi. Hermione: SAT vocab and countdowns to Marvel movies. Together we will strive to give you completely biased, prejudiced and opinionated reviews of your favorite books (or not). Toodles and God bless.

Hello! Yes, yes I am aware that this is like the second time I’ve used this gif in two days, but it’s my bias, ok. On this lovely Tuesday, we are going to be looking at my bias: MIN YOONGI AKA SUGA THE KING OF ALL KOREAN RAPPERS! (I exclude GD from this). Anyways Suga’s…

Hello! Today we are looking at BTS member RM’s “Reflection.” Before we start with Hermione’s lovely analysis, I think it pays to mention that RM has been rapping since he was what, like 11? He had an underground career under the stage name Runch Randa. (I’m not sure if going from being called Runch Randa…

Hello! I did warn you that we might be doing some BTS posts….. and the time is here! Over the next week, Hermione and I will be looking at the boys’ solo songs from the Wings album. I am aware that these songs have been analyzed to death, but we hope to offer some new…

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! This summer we’re planning on stepping up our game with the Sorting Hat posts (in other words, actually doing some Sortings instead of just making vague, indefinite plans to do a S.H.A. post…and then never posting anything. #VaguePlansareNoPlans. I’m going to become…

Hello everyone—long time no see! We are back from hiatus and ready for some Summer Blogging. The general plan is to do a post every Friday, but we might put up something on Thursday every once and a while if we’re feeling particularly ambitious. We’re also hoping to put up one of those Life Update…

HELLO FRIENDS. Some very exciting & important pieces of news that you all MUST KNOW: I (HERMIONE) HAVE FINISHED MY NOVEL. I am not going to say anything else at this point, because I want to keep this blog and my Hermione pseudonym separate from my eventual Author Name that will be printed on all…

{By Hermione Montrose} Occasionally I write fanfics. The one below is actually more of a rewrite, because while The Last Jedi novelization was quite pro-Reylo, parts were rather passionless. The hand touch scene, for instance, was written in probably the briefest way possible, and it was utterly devoid of any sort of romantic or sexual…

As Yoda once said: “Ship or Do Not Ship. There is No Try.” Because let’s face it, when you ship something, you SHIP SOMETHING. Some ships can get borderline obsessive, but it’s all perfectly healthy (right? RIGHT??). After all, we’re TEENAGERS (or teenagers at heart, anyway). We’re supposed to be obsessive and fangirl-ish and so invested in…

I don’t read a lot of YA—I never have, really, simply because it doesn’t interest me. My recent foray into the genre has only served to redouble my aversion to “fluffy” romances and “meet-cutes.” (Because these things are never cute. They’re just annoying.) My YA expertise is pretty much limited to the eleven YA books…

Alternatively titled: Ben the Precious Porg {By: Clara Oswin Oswald} Why Hello!!!!! Even after the events of TLJ, some people still think that Ben Solo is going to make a full turn to the dark side in Episode IX. This is actually quite ridiculous, because if you look at Ben’s character and how it compares…