Well this guy posted to the Nacle says he is new in townBut the girls been sayin they seen him aroundI thought they were right but I didn't really knowThat guy sounded familiar and was talkin like a schmoI think his name was Sep but they call him a schlepI think I seen him in some bar doin country two stepThe next think he said, "I'm kinda bananasI got voices in mah head and am livin in Montana!"We got into the cab of a rusty old truckSmelled like an old man he said didnt cost him a buckHe said a little something about bein in counselingSo I made him stop the truck fore he needed a beatingI shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret itSomething's going on and I'll probably never get itHe was crying like a baby - stupid dumbIt's just too bad that guy's a bum

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Snarky: Thanks for saying something about this. It is about time that someone did. I am soooo tired of this sort of thing happening without anyone saying ANYTHING. Of course, we could never expect to read this sort of honesty at OTHER blogs. Your post is just soooooooo funny. I mean, really, you are so cool and awesome. Thanks for doing everything that you do.

Yeah, so lets all figure out which permabore dingbat is my biggest fan? Hmmm, the comments are redundant and unoriginal and try very hard to be funny and fail miserably, so it must either be Kaimi or Nate...or Adam...or Frank...or Ben. Wow, this is going to be harder than I thought.

Oh, look, another permabore reader! It must be Heather and Nate Oman then, or maybe Kaimi and Mardell. Isn't that sweet?

You know, no matter how much these T&Stards want people to boycott the SnarkerNacle, they just cannot bring themselves to actually do it themselves. They are so vain, they simply cannot help but read about themselves, even if it is unflattering.

Hello, Snarkness, my old friendI’m here to snark with you again.Oh, Snarky’s snar-kee writingJust like a sick lamb’s bleating!Watch out, because it causes bloody noseFits and throesFrom the prose...of Snarky.

Ah, but you don't deny being a T&Stard. You know, if you slobs spent half as much time coming up with original content as you do trolling other people's sites, maybe T&S would be the bucket of recycled pedantry it is.