These questions could be answered in half-hour segments every week. If we pair the octopus with a hapless but lovable pelican, I think I smell a winning sitcom. -either that, or napalm. (sniff sniff)Yeah, napalm.

1) Tell him he's got talent but you need to meet him to make sure he has 'presence.' Only then will you rep his book.(or buy his cigars, or pitch his pilot to the networks, etc.) 2) Victory. (See: Robert Duval in Apocalypse Now)