The Fickle Finger of Fame

'everyone will be famous for 15 minutes' according to Andy Warhol. Although this shrewd observation on the fickle nature of celebrity in the modern age may hold some weight I have to contest its validity.

Unfortunately I am having difficulty locating my 1/4 of an hour in the spotlight due entirely (i feel) to the unreasonable length of time given to Les Dennis and his feeble talents. I had to laugh when it was revealed that Neil Morissey was poking his wife!

For those of you lucky enough to live outside the UK and no not of this talentless tosser, simply insert the name of any 3rd rate largely anodyne long running quiz show host (or Garth Brooks).

For those of you who do live in the UK I would have loved to have used either Syd Little or Eddie Large of the massively unfunny 'Little&Large' 'sketch-show' (although I prefer to refer to them as 'Fat&Useless')as prime examples of inexplicable celebrity. However, it would appear that, as luck would have it, they are no longer famous.

I'd love to hear from anyone who can find anyone less deserving of fame than any of the above.