First off, I apologize for the title of this blog post, and feel free to punch me in the face the next time you see me just for using it. Why didn’t I just change it? Well, because it was the first thing I thought of, I’m lazy and no one reads this anyway, so I can do things like offer free punches in the face as compensation for my lameness without any fear of actually getting punched…ever.

Moving on, unless you were one of the four people who didn’t watch last night’s new episode of Jersey Shore, then you most probably saw the trailer MTV conveniently aired on the first commercial break (the first of about 50 commercials during the hour-long show, I should add) for Jackass 3D, the new installment of the Jackass series due out on October 15th. I was as big a fan as anyone when the show was on MTV regularly, but I felt like the movies were able to take it to even another level; this newest installment, much of which was filmed in 3D, looks like no exception. Or maybe I just like the boobies and cursing that isn’t bleeped out in movies. Anyway, just trust me and watch this trailer through to the end, and I promise you that you’ll laugh out loud at least once by the time it’s over:

Whatever Works (2009) – caught a clip of this at the end of the Oscars, look it up and look what I found: um, a movie coming out with Larry David directed by Woody Allen? Sounds awesome but will probably suck?