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Has the power to look out the window and utter one of his unique catchphrases such as "sea haar", "precipitation", or "it's raining a lot"

Lollipop Lady

Pleasures untold are to be had by he who unwraps her head and starts to gobble and suck. Many have tried to imitate her by wrapping their head in plastic, and experienced great pleasure before they deathed out. As the maxim goes, "With great head comes great responsibility"

Ultraman - a male homo sapiens whose gender traits have been magnified to an extreme degree. Most Ultramen spontaneously annihilate slightly faster than a Higgs boson (approx 19 yoctoseconds), the mechanism for this is believed by many to be due to some as yet undetectable bias in the structure of society. While some call for a larger particle collider to try to investigate this epidemic of self annihilation, others put their efforts into developing more potent blue pills

Middle Aged White Man - acts as general punching bag for anyone who is vaguely annoyed about their circumstances of life, while running the entire world, even places where there are no middle aged white men. Middle Aged White Mans predate time itself, and records exist of legislation drafted by early (yet eternal) MAWMs to levy tax against weird chemical lumps that(/who) were the precursors to RNA.

It is said that when the antichrist returns she will spin The Wheel of Colour and allocate the MAWM duties to another randomly selected race, but MAWMs recently managed to stave off the restructuring of reality by proving that race has no scientific basis. Antichrist herself is currently developing countermeasures against the MAWMs where she will begin a thousand years of Not Talking To Him And Making Him Heat Up His Own Tesco Cottage Pie