OREGON TRAIL - DERGE STYLE

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Subject: OREGON TRAIL - DERGE STYLE Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:15 am

So I found a place with a download that will allow you to play Oregon Trail online... I promptly set out to play through three times with three different wagons led and populated by characters from each gen here. I METICULOUSLY DOCUMENTED THESE JOURNEYS FOR ALL TO ENJOY. Now, there's some parts that aren't very important, these will be in slightly smaller print.

MAY 1st - They set off on the trailMAY 2nd - First day out and Chauvin beaks his arm... no one is surprisedMay 6th - Jynx is bitten by a snake and one of the oxen gets injuredMay 12th - Aaya breaks a legMay 13th - Apparently another snake goes after Jynx and Aaya valiantly defends him, getting bit in the process...May 17th - Luke tips over the wagon floating it across the riverMay 23rd - Luke finds wild fruitMay 26th - Luke finds MORE wild fruitMay 27th - The wagon is beginning an all fruit diet apparently, more wild fruitJune 12th - Thunderstorm, one day lostJune 14th - Another thunderstorm, another day lostJune 18th - Luke must be cultivating this fruit somehowJune 30 - Luke loses the trail and five days...July 4th - and then decides the best way to celebrate the fourth of july is setting the wagon on fire accidentally I KID YOU NOTJuly 16th - Mmmm fruuuitAugust 7th - ANOTHER fire GDI Luke!!!September 4th - Lost for two days again...September 10th - Cyrus gets typhoid 8CSeptember 11th - FRUIT OF COURSESeptember 25th - An ox died, and then a thief *COUGHSERE* stole our bullets, sadnessSeptember 29th - Sere realized she didn't have a gun and came back for food...October 9th - I think this time she just stole the bullets for fun...October 11th - Luke found an abandoned wagon! But it was empty.October 12th - WILLAMETTE VALLEY REACHED!!

March 1st - They set off on the trail!March 6th - Bridhe breaks an arm, obviously he's a handfulMarch 7th - Hailey breaks a wagon wheel and cannot fix it and it has to be replaced...March 14th - Lost the trail for a dayMarch 26th - A sever blizzard... in march... when the weather says WARM, one day lost due to WTFingMarch 26th - Hailey finds an abandoned wagon, unlike the one Luke found, this one has stuff in it.March 29th - Stealth blizzard makes another run, one more day lostMarch 30th - Bridhe gets dumb and plays with a snake to expected results... Bob gets exhausted healing him upApril 2nd - And out of nowhere Bob dies 8'CApril 10th - An ox gets hurtApril 13th - Mer has a feaverApril 25th - Okay, at least it's cold out this time with the blizzardApril 30th - Stupid boyOx wanders off, lost three days...May 9th - Lost the trail and three daysMay 28th - Mer has a fever again...June 1st - Not about to be outdone, Bridhe then contracts choleraJune 22nd - Impassable trail, lost 9 daysJuly 9th - Impassable trail, lost 8 daysJuly 13th - One of the oxen diedJuly 14th - Regina broke her leg, apparently boys aren't the only ones getting hurt...July 24th - Wrong trail, lost three daysJuly 26th - Found some wild fruit! They must've run into Luke...July 28th - Regina died 8'CAugust 22nd - Impassable trail of the five day varietyAugust 31st - DESTINATION REACHED!!!

June 1st - And they're off!June 6th - In a wonderful show of directional abilities, Jack takes the wrong trail and wastes 4 days...June 15th - Hailstorm... in not only hot weather but VERY HOT in the middle of JUNE weatherJune 15th - Sanders breaks a legJune 18th - Wild fruit omnomnomJune 19th - Return of the summer hail storm... I BLAME GLOBAL WARMINGJuly 1st - WILD FRUIT HAS BEEN CAUGHTJuly 7th - Sanders has broken his other leg ouch...July 12th - Wild fruit blah blah blahJuly 14th - Roric has some DANCING FEVER no wait that's just regular fever...July 16th - Nyll breaks a leg, I'm beginning to wonder about Jack's forms of discipline...July 18th - An ox gets injuredAugust 3rd - THAT WASN'T FEVER THAT WAS TYPHOID RORIC 8DAugust 30th - Jack breaks and then fixes an axleAugust 31st - We found some crazy peopl- I mean wild fruitsSeptember 5th - And ox diedSeptember 6th - Nyll breaks his other leg... there is a LOT of accidents happening to legsSeptember 10th - I'm beginning to thing the oxen keep getting hurt because of this grueling pace we have got going...September 11th - Yup, ox down, now we only have two...September 16th - Having run out of legs, Sanders decides to break his arm, I'm think this may be karma for my habit of mutilating my characters' appendages...September 26th - Another ox injurySeptember 30th - Margret has measles, at least that's what we hope it is... Oh, and Jack broke and then fixed a wheel...October 16th - Impassible trail, lose 10 daysOctober 31st - Sanders is a gimp and now has typhoid too oh goodyNovember 14th - Roric got another fever...November 18th - A blizzard that makes sense...November 28th - Had to replace the wagon tongueNovember 18th - Another blizzard, oh right this is why you don't want to get caught in winter...November 28th - That wagon tongue didn't last long...December 2nd - BlizzardDecember 3rd - Sanders has a feverDecember 4th - Blizzard againDecember 6th - Cold didn't mix with Sander's fever and he died 8'CDecember 14th - Roric has exhaustionDecember 15th - Margret has dysenteryDecember 20th - Margret gets herself lost for 4 daysDecember 28th - Margret manages to get dysentery over nine days of an impassible trailDecember 29th - Oh wait, no she died nevermindJanuary 11th - A season appropriate blizzardJanuary 20th - Nyll has dysentery, I think this make a collection guys...Febuary 7th - In a desperate attempt for warmth, fire is set off in the wagon OH WAIT WE NEED THOSE BULLETS IN THERE FOR FOOD GAIZ REMEMBER?February 22nd - Roric has exhaustionFebruary 25th - One of the oxen dies, ON THE HOME STRETCH GUYSFebruaru 28th - Nyll has dysentery againMarch 1st - Roric breaks a leg I'm surprised it took this long...March 11th - MISSION COMPLISH!

CLOSING THOUGHTS -Luke is still firebuddahcowboyjesus and can pull fruit out of his butt. He was the only one to get everyone through though it's a miracle with how many times he set the wagon on fire...

Hailey is good at floating rafts, not so good at hunting. To be fair, I blame most of the deaths on the fact that her passengers were probably being dumb boys...

Jack was determined as HELL to get his group through winter, even if he lost two people. As a farmer he didn't get much money to buy supplies and actually started running out of food a little over a quarter of a way through, he got through because he kicked ass at hunting. I kid you not, bears, deers and buffalo would THROW themselves at him...

>>FINAL SCORES<<

Wow... That was... incredibly boring SORRY GUYS TRIED TO MAKE IT ENTERTAINING!

Also, if you happen to want any of the screenshots for any of these events, I have MOST of them...