Practical help
If you know more about PHP and WordPress than we do, which is highly likely, we could use your help in tweaking our site’s theme and functionality. If you can curve our sidebar bottoms, we’ll give you a great big kiss. If you can help us write a theme that actually works we might marry you, if that is legal in your country. We also welcome your ideas and suggestions.

We are on the lookout for affiliate schemes that sell cool stuff, translators, barkers, enigmatic teachers of divinatory lore, charity functions and open events we can stall out at…