"Wow! Dude! You're turning red!
Are you blushing?" Fox shuffled around in a circle, analyzing
the hangar. "I don't see any cute girls around... Oh my God
Falco... ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME?" Fox's tail became bushy as he
cringed away from his friend. "Er, dude, you know I don't swing
that way..." Fox scratched the back of his head. "I
mean... You're a cool guy... and...I didn't know--Holy CRAP! Don't
come any closer!" Falco advanced steadily towards Fox, fuming
with anger. He pulled out his ray gun. Fox squeaked and fled. He was
a couple feet ahead when Falco bolted after him, firing his gun like
mad.

"No! Falco! YOUR AFFECTION IS
PAINFUL!" He howled in pain as a beam of light from Falco's gun
nailed him in the backside.

"Die! DIE YOU ANNOYING SACK OF
PULP!" Falco pulled out a second ray gun, clicking the triggers
at rapid speeds.

Just then, Falco's Arwing crashed
through the roof, landing in the bird's path to Fox. Falco gasped,
not because pieces of rubble were flying at him, but because his
beautiful Arwing was muddy, scratched up, and cracked in random
places. He whimpered as the Arwing slammed into his Landmaster,
causing even more damage. He expected it to stop there, but the
Arwing skidded along the floor, pushing the Landmaster with it. Large
amounts of dust and debris rose into the air, blocking Falco's view
of his beloved machines.

After a few minutes, the dust cleared,
and the hatches to the Arwing opened. Three small passengers tumbled
out.

"Woah! Completely awesome!"
Yoshi managed to say. He teetered off balance, but then planted both
of his feet on the floor.

"Uhh... I think I'm going to
puke..." A rather green Ness plopped himself down on the ground
and held his head between his knees.