If Only You Were Stronger, You'd Be The Perfect Treasure

The Pirates Hidden Pleasure Vibe by Digital Playground would make a great toy for beginners or the more advanced toy user who prefers smaller, non-textured, moderate vibration toys. It's terribly cute and the vibrations are more rumbly than buzzy. Being a power-queen, the highest speed didn't satisfy me but I like everything else about the toy. Oh, and the product page states that the toy is only splash-proof but it's actually waterproof! Bonus!

The Pirates Hidden Pleasure Vibe by Digital Playground is available in the colours black/gold or pink/silver. I had initially wanted the black and gold coloured toy but ended up with the pink/silver one. This vibrator was on sale through the Eden Friends promotion a while back. So instead of getting 1 for $40, I got a couple and gave a few away to friends for Christmas. I’ll be honest; I wanted this toy just because it looked so darn cute and comes with a treasure chest storage case!

The toy comes in a plastic package. The toy and chest can be seen through the front of the packaging. The front also states the company and product name. The back of the packaging states a brief product description, product features, company contact information, and has a few images of other products from the Pirates line. The packaging is cute but not necessary to keep for storage since the toy comes with a storage box. The packaging can be recycled.

The vibrator and case is made of plastic. The vibrator does not have a smooth coating to it. It is not flexible and has no give. There is no texture to the vibe, which makes it beginner-friendly. There are also no seam lines to the toy. The vibrator has a pretty swirled design printed on it, though it is hard to see because the silver colour of the design is so soft. Being plastic, the toy can be used with oil, silicone, or water-based lubricants.

I’ve taken a few measurements of the toy but if you need any additional measurements, please send me a message and I can get them for you.

As you can see from the measurements I’ve provided, the toy is quite small in circumference and length. The circumference is smallest at the tip, as the tip tapers to a point. The circumference is largest just above the base. The toy can be inserted or used for external stimulation. The insertable length that I’ve measured above is from the tip of the toy to right above the O-ring. The toy can be inserted another inch or so but you’d be inserting most of the base. This isn’t an issue for controlling the toy though because the button is located at the very bottom. If you were to insert this last inch, the top ½ of this inch is textured. The texture is mini-studs. Below is a size comparison photo of the toy beside a 355mL can of pop.

The included storage chest is adorable! It measures 5 ½ inches long, 2 1/8 inches tall, and just a tad over 2 ¼ inches wide. The top of the box comes completely off and the box does not lock. The inside of the bottom of the box is lined with black satin and has an indented area to store the vibe. The outside of the storage chest is pink in colour with 2 columns of silver studs on each side. There is also a design in silver at the centre front. The only thing that could potentially give away what is inside of the box is at the very back, right hand corner. The back, right hand corner states the company name.

The toy requires 1x AA battery, which is not included. The base of the toy twists off to access the battery compartment and it is very easy to do. There is a thick, clear O-ring around the compartment to ensure that no water gets into it. The product page lists the toy as “splashproof” but it’s actually waterproof. Just make sure you twist that lid tightly before bringing it into the water with you. I fully submerged the toy for a few minutes to see how well it performed and it works perfectly under water.

There is only one button to the vibrator and it is located at the very bottom of the base. The button has a number 3 on it. The number three signifies the toy’s three speeds. The speeds are low, medium, and high. The vibrator does not have any patterns. To turn the toy on, just click the button once. You’ll be met with the low, constant vibration. Press the button again to get to the medium setting, and again for the highest setting. To turn the toy off, you need to cycle through all three speeds. Once you’re on the highest speed, click the button again and the toy will be off.

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The toy can be heard through covers and a closed door if you’re using it on the highest setting and using it for external stimulation. When using the toy internally, it can be heard through covers but not through a closed door on the highest setting. The vibrations can be felt throughout the entire toy. They are more rumbly than buzzy, which is nice. Unfortunately, they are not the strongest vibrations. On the highest setting, the vroom level is probably a 3 out of 5.

Cleaning the toy is really easy since it is waterproof and has no texture to it. You can clean the toy with wipes, a toy cleaning spray, or soap and water. The plastic toy can also be sterilized by wiping it down with a bleach/water solution or with rubbing alcohol.

I’ve given the toy a 4 out of 5 because the only issue I had with it is that the power level was not enough for me. As long as you aren’t a power-queen, the highest speed should work nicely for you. The toy would be excellent for beginners since it’s multi-speed, small, not textured, waterproof, and easy to use. It would also make a great gift. I gave one of these to my sister and she said, “this has got to be the cutest toy ever!”

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