****Can we hurry up and get a hit song that samples "Saria's Song"? It's such an uplifting melody and between this & "Portland", there's clearly a market for obnoxious woodwind instruments in the charts!

All jokes aside though, this is a pretty solid track. The Flanderseseses of the world will cry at the foul language and waste no time in showing their SUPER FUNNY AND CLEVER AND REALLY INTERESTING STAR TREK FACEPALM MEME ASCII ART, but there's a surprising amount of depth to this song. The fact that it's a hit shows that for one, the charts are perhaps no more or less sanitised than they've been in the past, but they're also willing to house a song about existentialism with no easy answers. Like how I can put on a facade of confidence and bravado but f**k it I'm depressed with anxiety right now.