I was going to write some jokes about this video, but then I read the description that the guy who made this video wrote, and I thought that I should share it with you first. Here’s what he said:

"I like it very much to ride on older men. You see a short video, because the battery of the camera was empty. I can sit on the old man of about 4 minutes and bouncing on his shoulders"

People, listen to this man. ALWAYS make sure you’ve fully charged your camera battery. I mean, just the sheer disappointment he must have felt when he was on top of the old man’s shoulders, only to see the red "low battery" like blinking, forcing him to get off, when he clearly could have gone on to make a much longer video.

Lastly, I just want to say, dude, Germany, we get it. You’re weird. You don’t have to keep sitting on old dude’s shoulders or doing strange things to your genitals. You win. You’re the weirdest country. At this point you’re just running up the score.