Archive: February, 2019

Time for the envelopes–it’s Oscars weekend. Like Clark Gable, I frankly don’t give a damn–at least when it comes to the Oscars. I haven’t watched the Oscars in years because it is duller than a discussion on the intricacies of integral calculus. On Oscars night, I try to watch something more captivating like paternity tests […]

This is a post about miss. Not the Swiss Miss (it tastes good this time of year) or the Miss America pageant (I wrote about that last year) or a swing and a miss (baseball season is still a month and a half away, though spring training games will be starting in a couple of […]

Since Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, I have noticed love is in the air. During my anything but swinging bachelor days, Valentine’s Day was my least favorite day of the year. I was very much like Charlie Brown–the poor schmuck who got the candy heart embossed with the words “Forget It, Kid”. After […]

Sometimes, it’s good to be a man, especially on the unofficial National Man Day–i.e., Super Bowl Sunday. But what if you are someone of the masculine gender who doesn’t give a whit about the Super Bowl? Unfortunately, I am suffering from that particular predicament. I really don’t care if the Los Angeles Rams or the […]