Wed Bed Dead: Would You Sleep With A Mummy For Ancient Egyptian Sex Gossip?

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web seriesWed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here onThe Gloss.

Thanks to Friday’s release of Monsters University, we’ve got monsters on the brain–not the cute, cuddly Pixar kind, though, more of the classic variety. We’ll be playing WBD with Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster and a Mummy. Not to spoil anything but both of us, remarkably, come to the immediate conclusion that marrying Nessy means being Queen of the Loch.

Still, that leaves having sex with Big Foot or a Mummy… what to do?

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