Guess who is being called "unlucky in love again"? Jennifer Aniston, of course. That's because Gerard Butler has been spotted looking "lovey-dovey" with a "French beauty" named Laurie Cholewa.

This new lady has "robbed" Jen of a "chance at love" with Gerry, according to this paper. When Gerry met Laurie, "sparks flew immediately and Jen was left in the background." Sniffle. [The Sun]

Quentin Tarantino is apparently looking into casting Lindsay Lohan in a film. A "pal" says: "Lindsay is just the kind of character Quentin loves. No one expects her to do anything significant on film ever again but he has at least one role he feels she would be perfect for. It's a shocking, hardcore character but it will put her back on the map much as Quentin did for John Travolta [who starred in Pulp Fiction]." Allegedly, the character would "allow the 23-year-old actress to draw on her background as a party animal." [Daily Express]

Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton were seen partying together on Wednesday night; both were chain-smoking and boozing, even though both have been to rehab. Film research? [Gatecrasher]

Robert Pattinson has been ordered to "bulk up" for the next Twilight film, Breaking Dawn. SparkleVamp has been eating whole chickens! [News.com.au]

By the by, Robert Pattinson will play Kurt Cobain in a biopic tentatively titled All Apologies. SparkleVamp has been in talks with Courtney Love. [Radar Online]

ABC has decided to "super-size" the Lost finale: Two full hours! [The Wrap]

A source claims that Lady Gaga's love life is "a mess" because she is "scared" to fall in love with a woman — believing that if she does, her family will reject her. "Ultimately, they want her to settle down with a man." [ShowbizSpy]

Remember on The Wire how they would keep changing the name of the product? "WMDs" or whatever was hot at the moment? Lady Gaga is now a street name for a strain of heroin. [ONTD]

According to this report, all three of Jesse James' kids are with Sandra Bullock right now. She is not at her house in the Hollywood Hills — where the paparazzi have camped out — but at some other secret location. Is she just saying goodbye to the children? Or does this mean Sandra and Jesse will get back together? [TMZ]

Someone dug up one of Sandra Bullock's exes, a dude by the name of David "Shark" Fralick, whom Sandy dated for three months in the '70s. Shark's big news: Sandra is attracted to bad boys. [Radar Online]

Another woman has been linked to Jesse James, and a "friend" says she had a "full-on relationship" with Jesse. He got a house for this woman and paid her rent every month, and Jesse was "obsessed" with her. In love with her. [Radar Online]

Q: How have you dealt with the challenges of being a Latina in Hollywood?America Ferrera: "The thing about entertainment is that people want to label you right away, because it's easier for them to say, O.K., my brain now knows what you are. Latinas have struggled in Hollywood for a very long time to be seen as something other than the stereotypical maid, gardener, cholo, Pregnant Girl No. 5. I've been on those auditions. It's about getting rid of those labels." Q: How do you think Ugly Betty changed the way that network TV depicts minorities? America: "A young Latina girl as the center of a network television show? That just wasn't a reality, and now it is. And of course there was the depiction of Betty's young nephew. That was a huge challenge to stereotypes. Homosexuality is so unaccepted in Latino culture. To portray a Latino family that loves and supports and accepts this child for who he is was incredibly groundbreaking." [Time]

D'oh! Martha Stewart will play herself on a Christmas episode of The Simpsons. [EW]

Shocker: Jim Carrey acted professional on the set of a promo for American Idol's Idol Gives Back, despite having recently broken up with Jenny McCarthy. [People]

Oh, no: Stacey Dash claims her soon-to-be-ex-husband beat her on multiple occasions. She got a restraining order against him the day she filed for divorce. [TMZ]

There's something here about legal issues, but just click to see how much Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn looks like her mom. [TMZ]

"We're hanging out. We're getting to know each other. He's really an awesome guy, but he's in L.A. and I'm [in Las Vegas]. And he works a lot. My problem is I'm always attracted to workaholics and I'm a workaholic, so that doesn't make a lot of time for togetherness." — Holly Madison, on Benji Madden. [E!]

"I wouldn't say it's a struggle to stay sober. I'd rather drink battery acid than have a beer right now. But I would say that I picked up tools that helped me with Parkinson's. There's no better lesson in loss of control than to have Parkinson's. Because you learn very quickly what you can control and what you can't control." — Michael J. Fox. [Daily Express]

"You know a lot of people do things in the privacy of their home that they would never expect to have splashed onto the fronts of papers." — Mindy McCready, who says she never expected her sex tape to get out. [UPI]

"I'll just say this: it wasn't that I just experienced cheating with Usher because he and I never discussed that in detail. That wasn't the first time I experienced cheating in a relationship. I've never cheated but I don't know any woman on this planet who hasn't experienced something like that, whether it's cheating during the relationship or cheating during a breakup, which some people don't consider cheating because you're not technically together but you still haven't really broken apart. I think women are so afraid to talk about things with guys in fear of him leaving, but if he's going to be afraid from having a conversation, then the hell with his ass!" — Chilli from TLC, on her relationship with Usher and cheating in general. [Perez]

"He was a lot heavier and taller than I am but so what? I'd have been stupid to put on a fat suit and I wasn't about to gain a lot of weight. In this final season he becomes an older man which was a bit more challenging because it took some prosthetic make-up." — Jonathan Rhys Meyers, on playing King Henry VIII. [Daily Express]

"Oh, honestly, I don't care anymore. Honestly, I don't give a fuck. We've done the best we could... [laughing] I think this might be my farewell to the musical theater." — Nathan Lane on The Addams Family musical. [The Daily Beast]

"I live alone. In all my adult life I have five serious relationships with women. And I'm not sure that monogamy is for me. I try to make people happy. I'm taking 12 friends on vacation. All expenses complete." — Tyler Perry. [The Celebrity Cafe]

"He messed up my name, but I give it to him. He's not (the) age category I sing to. He's not 'one less lonely girl'." — Justin Bieber on Barack Obama, who got his name wrong when The Biebz visited the White House. [Contact Music]

"Often, the word 'rally' comes up. Like, my husband will go, 'Can you rally?' And I'll say, 'We can rally,' because we're so exhausted. I always want to wait until my daughter has gone to bed but kids just psychically know that you're trying to go to a movie or something so on that night they won't go to bed until like 9:40 p.m." — Tina Fey on having date night with her husband. [LA Times]