Justin Bieber leaked his remix of “Trust Issues” (with a cameo from Drake) last night, and compared to the original and The Weeknd’s effort, it really loses all of its steam. Drake sticks to throwing around the n-word with a few self-referential “Drizzy” acknowledgments, and Bieber sticks to his good-boy image, replacing “shit” with “ish” (which he rhymes with “ish”), but he keeps referencing purple and pink drinks that we can only assume, in his case, are made by Tang. Bieber has proven that a song very much about sex, drugs and alcohol should not be sung by Peter Pana boy a 17-year-old.