Just filled in the council tax form which qualifies me for a 25% deduction. Each year they ask the same question, “Are you still living on your own?”. As if only having one chair and one cup isn’t proof enough.

Sir Les PattersonThe online archive of Sir Leslie Colin Patterson. Wit, sage, raconteur, late Cultural Attaché to the Court of St James and Chairperson of the Australian Chapter of the International Cheese Board.