he /she has followed me all night like a lost puppy. If he/she has something to say make a topic but leave me alone.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once the wild Squidbunny has attached itself to a host (referred to as "the newb" in scientific parlance) very little can be done to dislodge it save months of careful rehabilitation, not acting like a twatwaffle while posting, or in rare cases, seppuku.

omg death threat im calling the internet police

U BETTA NOT OR I GONNA KEEEL YOU!!!!1!!one!!!_________________The older I get, the more certain I become of one thing. True and abiding cynicism is simply a form of cowardice.

Is this the site where we say no to Dennis J. Squidbunny? Because he has been soliciting me of late to "take a ride on his disco stick." I know it doesn't sound like Dennis in the song but that is because he is a Master of Voices. Dennis, I didn't want to hurt your feelings. I tried a couple of times when your song came on the radio to tell you that I am not interested in your disco stick or any other sticks you might be proferring, but I just couldn't muster up the nerve. Well now, via the anonymity of the internet, it is time.

pardon me my friend but have I introduced you to my'fisto' stick? it may change your opinion on several points._________________Once, at a local NOW meeting where I was the only male among about a dozen women, a feminism trivia contest was held. I came in third.

He's obviously very happy._________________A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray