Family took me out to dinner tonight. Came home to this guy in the yard hanging out eatin crab apples. He hung around for ten minutes or more then left when the wife opened her door.. He was sleeping under my window last night. And eatin crab apples

As you might imagine, the comments on Reddit have been hilarious. My personal favorite is user MollyMutiny who said "Wyoming Chupacabra". Love it.