Bush restates pre-emptive doctrineCNN International -3-16-06WASHINGTON (AP) -- Undaunted by the difficult war in Iraq,
President George W. Bush reaffirmed his strike-first policy against
terrorists and enemy nations on ...

I thought major combat operations were over in
2003. The next "Mission Accomplished" stunt should be Bush landing a
fighter jet at Baghdad airport. Today.

I want so badly to
hear that Karl Rove and Laura Bush are having a lurid, kinky affair. OH, PLEASE,
OH PRETTY PLEASE!!!--
Grant Gerver

Halliburton Co. failed to
protect the water supply it is paid to purify for U.S. soldiers throughout
Iraq, in one instance missing contamination that could have caused "mass
sickness or death,"
an internal company report concluded.

Yeah, Clinton couldn't keep his pants zipped up, but the
Republicans can't keep their wallet in their pants. Which is worse??--
Zing!

Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg said she and former Justice Sandra Day O'Connor have been
the targets of death threats from the "irrational fringe" of society, people
apparently spurred by Republican criticism of the high court...Conservative
commentator Ann Coulter joked earlier this year that
Justice John Paul Stevens should be poisoned.

In an attempt to salvage her sagging
U.S. Senate campaign, Rep. Katherine Harris announced on national TV Wednesday
night that she plans to pump $10-million of her own money into the race.

"I'm going to put everything on the line. Everything. Not just my career and my
future but my father's name," Harris said. "It's going to take everything that I
have and I'm going to put it in this race. I'm going to commit my legacy from my
father.

An initial autopsy on the body of a
14-year-old Florida boy concluded he had died of natural causes attributed to
sickle cell disease, it did not reveal any bruising. A subsequent video showed
the boy being badly beaten up by guards at a Panhandle boot camp.
A new
autopsy was carried out last Monday

"Everybody's excited
about March Madness, the big NCAA tournament? Here's how it works: It starts at
65, then 64, then 32, then 16. It's just like Bush's approval rating."
--David Letterman

hey, Lisa,
hope you're feeling better. :-) it dawned on me the
other day and my idea was confirmed today with the
announcement of Bush's reaffirmation of his
pre-emptive war doctrine. George Bush's version of
the Golden Rule is 'Do unto others before they do unto
you!' ;-)
blessings,
Kathy
Murfreesboro, TN

Thanks Kathy! Excellent!

BTW, I am fine. I took a
sick day yesterday because an appointment arose at the last minute.

It's nice to be missed!

In the next few
months, the United States will close the notorious Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad.
I understand they are going to sell the whole facility to the Motel 6
Corporation. The new slogan is, "We'll leave a leash on for you."-- Jay Leno

Our dependency on foreign oil and the risk of ecological disaster from
spills: Drill more.
The risk of Nuclear Winter: Build Nuclear "Bunker Buster" bombs, then
tell Iran and Korea they can't have any.
The need for increased revenue for "war" corporations such as
Haliburton: Start a war.
Too much resistance from the left: Tell NASA to go back to the Moon,
then remove funding for it.
Congress doesn't like me: Make a new Congress.
The Supreme Court doesn't like me: Make a new Supreme Court.
An unknown whistle-blower is spreading the truth about me: Kill the
messenger.
The high price of medicine: Eliminate medicine.
The need for better education: Eliminate funding for education.
The need for improvement of ANYTHING: Remove funding for it.
We're fighting a war and need better armor for the troops: Make them
pay
for their own armor.
Natural disasters like Hurricane Katrina: Eat cake and play the guitar.
The dwindling economy, rising inflation, and increased unemployment:
Steal from the poor and give to the rich.
Increased risk of terrorism at home: Tap citizens' phones and email.
Anyone argues: Lie about it, or say something like, "It's ok, I'm the
President."
Losing an election: Cheat.

My solution to all this: Replace the President, Vice President, and the
whole Executive Branch Staff. ASAP. The one we've got is
"out-of-whack".

Jim

Thanks for writing Jim. It
can happen. Congress just needs to do it. (not holding breath)

US Constitution - Impeachment

Article II, Section 4
The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall
be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery,
or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

"They said on the news
tonight that U.S. spy satellites are being used to track infected birds with the
bird flu. Well, they worked so well in the hunt for Osama bin Laden." --Jay Leno

Cosmic nebulae usually look like
disorganized blobs in space, but astronomers using the Spitzer Space
Telescope reported on March 15, 2006 that they have found a nebula twisted
like the double helix on DNA. Photo/NASA/JPL-Caltech