Create A Caption Panda

Oh, New York City . . . There is always so much to see! Whether it be the New York Public Library, the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, Central Park, a man dressed up in a panda suit, Columbus Circle, Wall Street, or Times Square, one’s eyes could never get bored. Wait a sec, hold it and back up . . . a man in a panda suit? Yep, that’s right! Such is everyday life in the city that never sleeps . . .

Well, I know that when I spotted this spectacle, I was definitely thinking, “What in the world is a man doing dressed up in a panda suit in the middle of Times Square?!” I just wonder what he was thinking.

So it’s time to participate in: “What In The World Was That Guy/Panda Thinking?”

Oh, oh look! It’s another panda! a GIRL panda! Hey lady! Wanna go on a date? No, not you old lady! what? your only 24? oh. Sorry. Oww! what’s in that purse! stop hitting me with that!!!! ohhh, why did i sign up for this?

Think about it. It was this or elephant dodo duty. it’s not that bad. But you did scare that little boy so much he threw up on his mom. But so what. All i did was jump out from behind a bush and yell “BOOGABOOGABOOGA!” No biggee.

“Is that girl taking a picture of me? Cool! Fred told me if I wore this costume I would get lots of dates….”
…OR…
“Is that cup filled with cheese puffs?! Ha! That is by far the weirdest thing on this side of the city! Someone get a picture of this!”

-”Hi,” said the guy/panda to some
tourists
-”Hi,” a tourist replies
-”Would you donate some money to the Save the Pandas fund?” asked the guy/panda.
“Um, no,” replies the tourist as he walks away.
“NO!” yells the guy/panda “Wait, I’ll dance! I’ll sing! I can do a really good ‘New York, New York!”
The tourist gives the guy/panda a weird look then he keeps walking away.

I think he is just trying to be funny and I think he is thinking what is that cup thing on the ground I am going to kick it and turn into pandizilla and deystroy everything. lol jk, but it could happen:)
BUH BUH BUUUUUUUUUUH

um… i think the panda is thinking, “Why am i standing like this hehe this is funny wait whats up with the cup whys it shaped like that ah well maybe i should leave it there and run away so yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh theres a weird cup trying to eat me help!!!!!!