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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Eric King: Fallen Angels (Demons) Are The Cause of Air Turbulence That Planes Experience

Eric King now knows the cause of air turbulence when you have that next bumpy plane flight. Its a bunch of pesky demons deliberately jostling your plane about so you spill you drink! Bad demons! Bad! Bad! Bad! Stop it!

Air turbulence that planes experience is an appropriate analogy for the roller coaster ride experience that was known as The Worldwide Church of God. The demons, however, are given way too much credit.

How about just plane (oops, I mean "plain") "cult and man worship" of an advertising salesman who just got too caught up in himself and his fear religion business - which was nothing more than an offshoot of an offshoot of the Seventh Day Adventist Church!

I remember back in the late 50's my parents were involved in some weird church. They had a book with a drawing of a demon (ugly!!), and an LP of some minister trying to drive a demon(s)out of someone. Unfortunately, I have never forgotten either.

What an idiot! Since he believes that demons control the wind, next thing you know, he will attempt to stigmatize those who suffer from chronic intestinal gas. That would be the micro implied by this macro.

So many demons!Thankfully, exorcism has been enjoying a resurgence in the USA.

...in September 2000, Reverend James Le Bar, an exorcist for the Archdiocese of New York, commented that there had been a "large explosion" of exorcisms in recent years. In New York alone, he said, the number had accelerated from none in 1990 to a total of 300 in the last 10 years.

In 1990, the USA had only one Catholic exorcist. By 2000, the USA had ten Catholic exorcists.Just 2 days ago(Feb 24, 2014), the Catholic Church announced that an Iowa priest is the latest of a group of 50 priests who will train to become exorcists in the USA.

Don't want a Catholic exorcism? No problem- Most any Christian denomination can oblige.There's even plenty of non-denominational Christians who are eager to help with your pesky demon problems!Famous exorcist Bob Larson is now doing exorcisms via Skype for only $249!If you want something more youthful with hottie teen girls involved, you can get exorcised by Larson's daughter and her Teen Exorcism Squad!

In short, with all of today's exorcism options, there's no longer any good reason to say "no" to exorcism.Don't delay, get exorcised today!