The important thing to remember here is that Russell Westbrook’s absurd turnaround three-pointer with 0.1 seconds on the clock never happens without Russell Westbrook crashing the boards like Scrooge McDuck bouncing on his cane in Ducktales. Just an unbelievable effort by the springy guard.

His pursuit is tireless and endless, and it’s a joy to watch. One question does remain, however: The ultimate chicken salad out of chicken somethin’ else? I see.