Late Night is this Friday!

* Mechanical Bull – VU Multipurpose Room: Devin, the AS Review editor and I are going to be competing in an unofficial, unsanctioned, downright unannounced ride-off. Come and see how it turns out.

* Laser Tag arena – VU Multipurpose Room: This is how the multipurpose room got its name; hosting laser tag AND a mechanical bull. Devin and I have a long standing, non-monetary bet about whose mad skillz are angrier. My money’s on me, I guess there’s only one way to find out…

* Karaoke – The VU’s 6th Floor Lobby: Do you think they have any Wesley Willis? I sure hope so! Devin says that I won’t be able to the high notes in “I Will Always Love You.”

* Chris Cady Comedy Hypnotist – The Underground Coffeehouse: Is it a bad thing for me to say that this guy will put you to sleep? Devin says that he can make me bark like a chicken, but he’s yet to prove it.

* Pride and Prejudice – VU 552: Devin says that he’s going to like Pride and Prejudice the best, but I think it’s wicked awesome, so he’s got some work to do.

* KVIK Live cooking show – VU 565: I’ve eaten Devin’s eggs before, but has he eaten of mine? Zippo. That said, this live cooking show looks like it will be a blast.

* Chocolate Fondue Fountains – VU 565: The last time I went to a chocolate fondue fountain I had tennis elbow for a week. Devin sure is heavier than he looks.

* All You Can Eat Spaghetti Feed – VU Market: Devin likes spaghetti, so do I, and so should you.

* Xbox Party Games – 5th Floor Lobby: Neither Devin nor I are sure what a party game is. When we party I make Devin promise he won’t play games… with my heart.

* Speed Dating – VU 462: Devin is better than me at making other people not feel awkward, but he says this is my chance to shine.

* Game Room – VU 464: I don’t know what kind of games are going to be played here, but if there’s a room that has gaming, there’s a me that’s going to win ‘em... or at least when I play against Devin, that man-machine.