Granted, but it doesn't last. World peace results in numerous jobs lost from weapon and self defense businesses. As everyone is prosperous, the inflation rate skyrockets to account for it. Together with lost jobs it's an economic crysis worldwide. That hotdog over there... $3000, ketchup costs extra.

I wish for a sexy hot 20 year old girl to be my sex slave and do any bidding I desire.

Granted, but it doesn't last. World peace results in numerous jobs lost from weapon and self defense businesses. As everyone is prosperous, the inflation rate skyrockets to account for it. Together with lost jobs it's an economic crysis worldwide. That hotdog over there... $3000, ketchup costs extra.

I wish for a sexy hot 20 year old girl to be my sex slave and do any bidding I desire.

Granted, and she is even more beuatiful and willing than you ever imagined...however her overprotective father (who is built like a Tauren) refuses to let her out of his sight so you never have the opportunity to be alone with her.

Granted. But no you don't get a huge flying fan above your bed. You get a FAN that is creepy, stalks you all the time playing your favorite jams outside your window. Who holds a finger shouting he's your number one fan and he never leaves you alone..ever..but you can kick people into him.

I wish to have control over Russia, China military and move them with my mind.

Granted, but due to having control of all of their minds, you hear all of their thoughts. At once. This quickly drives you utterly insane, which then drives each of the soldiers insane, causing them all to become 28 Days Later-like zombies, killing anyone and everyone they see. You eventually have a moment of clarity, seeing what your madness has done and all the innocent lives lost, and in that moment of clarity you decide to take your own life using the Full Carradine method of Erotic Asphyxiation....

Granted, but the wish you wished for is not this wish and thus this wish can be corrupted and your other wish shall remain unwished because your original wish was corrupted. But that wish, which does not exist because of the corruption of the first wish, shall remain uncorrupted.

Granted, but the wish you wished for is not this wish and thus this wish can be corrupted and your other wish shall remain unwished because your original wish was corrupted. But that wish, which does not exist because of the corruption of the first wish, shall remain uncorrupted.

I wish this forum game will never end.

Granted

We all are forced to stay up and play this game for the rest of our lifes. Soon we grow old and we can't go to the doctors, or hospital because we have to keep this game going. We die sooner or later. However you are still bound to play this game forever and live inside a new human host of the next generation forever.