Dustin Michael is one of those people who will only go in for a checkup when he thinks there's something really wrong with him -- some bump or blotch he suspects is probably cancer -- but will inevitably chicken out on showing it to the doctor if it's someplace embarrassing on his body. He will then go home and drink heavily and write long, sentimental...read more letters to his friends in which he wills his possessions to them. Most of the time, the bumps and blotches just go away after a while, and usually he doesn't even notice they're gone.