7 months ago

7 months ago

Clues as to Tyler Hansbrough’s Return to College

We know that NBAers get all kinds of ridiculous tail thrown at them on an hourly basis, but there’s something just a little more wholesomevirtuous delicious (yeah, that’s what we meant) when it’s Mary Sue from calculuschemistry sociology class straddling you like a stallion rather than Misty (and her three kids) from Total Platinum.

Anybody know the provenance of these pics? How old they are or what this function was for?

2 responses to “Clues as to Tyler Hansbrough’s Return to College”

Back when I was an undergrad, at a frat party in Chapel Hill, a Carolina hoops player looked at a girl dressed not dissimilar to this one, and said, “Baby, you’re gonna suck my balls later.” Her response, laughing, and psshawing with her hand and body, was “No!!”