And then it's the series we're all dreading, the fucking Blue Jays and all of their British Columbia fans who invade Safeco like the world's drunkest, surly-yet-polite army of awkward white weirdos. After the Jays "got right" and swept the Mariners in Toronto last month, I cannot overstate how much I want some payback in the form of brutal, demoralizing, position-player-pitching blowout wins by the Mariners. Fuckin' eh.