UT Anti-Campus Carry Dildo Protest: Pretty Much As You’d Expect

TTAG friend, University of Texas alum, and local barrister Louis Bonham was kind enough to cover the Cocks not GLOCKs protest on the UT campus for us. Today is the first day of classes on the forty acres and as you can see from the pic above, the tenor of the anti-campus carry event has been everything you’d expect. And less. He’ll be providing more eyewitness detail in the form of interviews and photos as soon as humanly possible. Stay tuned.

Recently, three UT professors stamped their little feet and clamored that “the possible presence of concealed handguns will chill classroom debate out of fear that an armed student might snap and begin shooting.” Those concerns appear to have melted away as women across campus take delight in mocking the genetalia of Texas’ gun owners. O frabjous day!

(12) exposes his anus or genitals in a public place and is reckless about whether another may be present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.

§21.08. Indecent exposure.

(a) A person commits an offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.

1) Those aren’t their actual genitals, or anuses, and the statute doesn’t mention representations of genitals.
2) This could be covered by the first amendment as a free expression/government protest. See the Topfreedom movement, and their protests against decency laws, for many legal precedents.
3) The organizers chose dildos because they think it’s ridiculous that sex toys are banned on campus, while guns are legal. And they’re right! Legalize dildos!
4) The wording of the Texas penal (what a phallocentric term) code specifies “he” and “his”, so this law doesn’t apply to womyn. 😉

If you read the entire statute that was linked in yesterdays story, you will see that displaying those dildos is mentioned and that it is illegal. They could have been arrested or at least ticketed for it BUT I am sure no one wanted to create any martyrs.

Jason knows that these creatures of the night are expert in the use of dildoes because they are incapable of forming normal human bonds. One look at the pictures of the demonstration demonstrates beyond a reasonable doubtthat these rejects are exactly the kind of people who clamor for transexuals to be admitted to little girls rooms.

Find your safe space Jason. These aren’t Texans. They look like New Yorkers.

You don’t understand.
The job of the press is to create news. To take a shameless publicity stunt and turn it into news, making it seem as though it’s worthy of note. As long as the agenda is more Constitution-trampling statism.

Funny, when you put it that way, I usually think news function is only to bury news. But I guess you’re right, when you can’t sell real-news newspapers, then tabloid-press sensationalism (facts are unimportant) would be a noble aspiration for a “journalist.”

Hate to be a wet blanket. But my computer is where my grandkids can see the screen. Porn is not on their viewing menu. That picture is not only disgusting, but it shouldn’t be the lead on a public site.

It’s funny how much they are willing to publicly humiliate themselves, in order to somehow attempt to humiliate me into changing my belief system.

I think they’d get better results if they were hitting themselves in the face with bricks, instead of strapping on plastic dicks.
“Ladies” are you willing to go that far for the cause? Make sure you get video.

Apparently they’re lobbyists for open carry on campus. I haven’t changed my opinion just because it’s open carry of real or training D’s: If you leave it waiving around they’re going to come after you first.

Personally I find this hilarious. Sure, it’s crude to walk around with sex toys in public but I have a seriously twisted sense of humor and if these “ladies” want to make fun of themselves like this in public I will certainly laugh at their expense.

Yeah, I get it, carrying a gun is a compensating for a small dick and now they think they have a bigger one. I get it but I’m not laughing with you, I’m laughing at you. If this is what passes for a “rapier wit” on the Left… yikes.

Did any hot chicks participate? If so I’m guessing the local sororities will be having fewer male guests for awhile!