Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits Of Ukraine Alone - So There!!'

Foreign Secretary and Ginger Beer heir, William Hague said this morning: "We will take sanctions to a fourth level and make sure no - one in Russia can get Ginger Beer if secret agents, plain clothes soldiers and tanks do not immediately leave the best bits of Ukraine alone.

Putin's behaviour is not very gentlemanly and may I remind him that I still have contacts in high pllaces in the fizzy Pop world. I will implement sanctions on him and his Oligarchs which will wack the hell out of British companies and provoke a financial backlash taking the U.K. back to the financial stone age! I was going to propose him as a member of my club, but he's little and ugly. I'm amply qualified to pontificate pompously on all matters because I resigned as Conservative Leader after the 2001 general election following a monumental landslide defeat, at which the Conservatives could only make a net gain of one seat, becoming the first Conservative Leader since the role came into being in the early 1920s not to become Prime Minister.

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