Meet the RSM: Billy Ivey

We may have already launched the site, but that doesn’t mean you’ve met all our contributors just yet. Take for example, Billy Ivey.

Billy is a writer we’ve long admired for his timing, rhythm, well-constructed sentences and sometimes silly, sometimes absurd observations on the human condition. (Heck, he’s like RSM Wayne Franklin’s doppelwriter.)

We don’t have Billy’s bio page online, yet. (Tea Partiers are still scrutinizing the validity of his birth certificate.) But today, we roll out Billy’s regular contribution to the site, B. Ivey, Real Southern Dad. Writing about family life, Billy’s like our very own Bill Cosby – y’know, except he’s white, not rich and has never, to our knowledge, appeared in a Jello pudding commercial. He does have five kids like the real Cosby, and he’s been known to stand in his front yard and peddle pudding pops to passersby.