"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Originated from a famous skit in Dave Chappelle's "Chappelle's Show". The skit would portray Rick James, usually high on cocaine, preforming doing crazy and stupid things, such as smacking Charlie Murphy in the face. Rick James would frequently explain away his actions by saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug".

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

justmebd wrote:So, Hiko, how long were you calling "April Fool's BS" on this story before you believed it, and are you throwing a Going Away party for Colt.

I'm sure you have a nice parting gift in mind.

Usually, April Fool's magic has to be something that is surprising or shocking. For instance, it doesn't really work if you say "Hey, we're out of milk. April Fool's!"

No party. Browns-wise, I'm lost in a cave, no hint of light to show the way out, just trying to find a dry spot to curl up and die.

EDIT - On second thought, I think I do have a final message for Colt... FUCK that whiny, entitled, crying-to-daddy, mystery ailment having, groundball throwing, skittish, inaccurate, noodle armed little bitch. Glad you're gone, hope I never have to see you stain a football field with your suckitude ever again. James Harrison is my freakin' hero for leveling your bitch ass. Only wish you hadn't punked out of Week 17 last season so he could do it again, maybe take your head off this time, or at least rip out your stupid little doe eyes so I don't have to look at the blank stare of incomprehension as you wonder how whatever you just did failed yet again. It's reported that you weren't acquired as the backup in San Fran but that you'll have to compete for the job, and it's probably a safe bet that when Harbaugh gets a load of your sorry ass he'll send you packing, so you can end up coaching high school ball in Buttfuck, Texas by the end of next year and the only time we hear of you is as a freakin' trivia question.

justmebd wrote:So, Hiko, how long were you calling "April Fool's BS" on this story before you believed it, and are you throwing a Going Away party for Colt.

I'm sure you have a nice parting gift in mind.

Usually, April Fool's magic has to be something that is surprising or shocking. For instance, it doesn't really work if you say "Hey, we're out of milk. April Fool's!"

No party. Browns-wise, I'm lost in a cave, no hint of light to show the way out, just trying to find a dry spot to curl up and die.

EDIT - On second thought, I think I do have a final message for Colt... FUCK that whiny, entitled, crying-to-daddy, mystery ailment having, groundball throwing, skittish, inaccurate, noodle armed little bitch. Glad you're gone, hope I never have to see you stain a football field with your suckitude ever again. James Harrison is my freakin' hero for leveling your bitch ass. Only wish you hadn't punked out of Week 17 last season so he could do it again, maybe take your head off this time, or at least rip out your stupid little doe eyes so I don't have to look at the blank stare of incomprehension as you wonder how whatever you just did failed yet again. It's reported that you weren't acquired as the backup in San Fran but that you'll have to compete for the job, and it's probably a safe bet that when Harbaugh gets a load of your sorry ass he'll send you packing, so you can end up coaching high school ball in Buttfuck, Texas by the end of next year and the only time we hear of you is as a freakin' trivia question.

justmebd wrote:So, Hiko, how long were you calling "April Fool's BS" on this story before you believed it, and are you throwing a Going Away party for Colt.

I'm sure you have a nice parting gift in mind.

Usually, April Fool's magic has to be something that is surprising or shocking. For instance, it doesn't really work if you say "Hey, we're out of milk. April Fool's!"

No party. Browns-wise, I'm lost in a cave, no hint of light to show the way out, just trying to find a dry spot to curl up and die.

EDIT - On second thought, I think I do have a final message for Colt... FUCK that whiny, entitled, crying-to-daddy, mystery ailment having, groundball throwing, skittish, inaccurate, noodle armed little bitch. Glad you're gone, hope I never have to see you stain a football field with your suckitude ever again. James Harrison is my freakin' hero for leveling your bitch ass. Only wish you hadn't punked out of Week 17 last season so he could do it again, maybe take your head off this time, or at least rip out your stupid little doe eyes so I don't have to look at the blank stare of incomprehension as you wonder how whatever you just did failed yet again. It's reported that you weren't acquired as the backup in San Fran but that you'll have to compete for the job, and it's probably a safe bet that when Harbaugh gets a load of your sorry ass he'll send you packing, so you can end up coaching high school ball in Buttfuck, Texas by the end of next year and the only time we hear of you is as a freakin' trivia question.

Now I'm done.

There it is!!!I've been waiting for two days for that rage to come out.

As much as I disliked Couch as a player, I never disliked him personally.

As much as I wanted Frye gone, I never disliked him personally.

As much as I was sick of DA and Quinn, I never disliked them personally (well, maybe DA a little bit after he left).

Colt I disliked on personal level. He's probably my least favorite Brown since The Return, vying for that title with Braylon Edwards and Gerard Warren. Some guys you don't just cut, you kick them in the balls, beat them over the head with an aardvark, then dump their inert body in the Cuyahoga and set it on fire.

Hikohadon wrote:As much as I disliked Couch as a player, I never disliked him personally.

As much as I wanted Frye gone, I never disliked him personally.

As much as I was sick of DA and Quinn, I never disliked them personally (well, maybe DA a little bit after he left).

Colt I disliked on personal level. He's probably my least favorite Brown since The Return, vying for that title with Braylon Edwards and Gerard Warren. Some guys you don't just cut, you kick them in the balls, beat them over the head with an aardvark, then dump their inert body in the Cuyahoga and set it on fire.

I would keep some hatred in the tank so when Colty gets a ring after never taking a snap during the Niner's 2013 Super Bowl season you'll not be on empty.

I don't need to be patient, they're going to be shit forever. - CDT, discussing my favorite NFL team

Hikohadon wrote:As much as I disliked Couch as a player, I never disliked him personally.

As much as I wanted Frye gone, I never disliked him personally.

As much as I was sick of DA and Quinn, I never disliked them personally (well, maybe DA a little bit after he left).

Colt I disliked on personal level. He's probably my least favorite Brown since The Return, vying for that title with Braylon Edwards and Gerard Warren. Some guys you don't just cut, you kick them in the balls, beat them over the head with an aardvark, then dump their inert body in the Cuyahoga and set it on fire.

I would keep some hatred in the tank so when Colty gets a ring after never taking a snap during the Niner's 2013 Super Bowl season you'll not be on empty.

I could care less. Worse men have won greater things.

I've seen Modell crying with his boys. I've seen His Bitchhood holding up his Heat trophy. Colt is a barnacle. He can hold for the kicker of 10 SB winning teams for all I care. Justice is Santa Claus.

justmebd wrote:So, Hiko, how long were you calling "April Fool's BS" on this story before you believed it, and are you throwing a Going Away party for Colt.

I'm sure you have a nice parting gift in mind.

Usually, April Fool's magic has to be something that is surprising or shocking. For instance, it doesn't really work if you say "Hey, we're out of milk. April Fool's!"

No party. Browns-wise, I'm lost in a cave, no hint of light to show the way out, just trying to find a dry spot to curl up and die.

EDIT - On second thought, I think I do have a final message for Colt... FUCK that whiny, entitled, crying-to-daddy, mystery ailment having, groundball throwing, skittish, inaccurate, noodle armed little bitch. Glad you're gone, hope I never have to see you stain a football field with your suckitude ever again. James Harrison is my freakin' hero for leveling your bitch ass. Only wish you hadn't punked out of Week 17 last season so he could do it again, maybe take your head off this time, or at least rip out your stupid little doe eyes so I don't have to look at the blank stare of incomprehension as you wonder how whatever you just did failed yet again. It's reported that you weren't acquired as the backup in San Fran but that you'll have to compete for the job, and it's probably a safe bet that when Harbaugh gets a load of your sorry ass he'll send you packing, so you can end up coaching high school ball in Buttfuck, Texas by the end of next year and the only time we hear of you is as a freakin' trivia question.

Now I'm done.

This is why it's so hard to have a rational conversation with hiko. I mean, my God...who says that kind of stuff?

"When I walked in the building in San Francisco, it was the same feel (as at the University of Texas)," McCoy told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram on Saturday. "It's a great organization, and their only focus is: We want to win, and we want to win now. That's obviously different than some of the things that I've been part of the last few years. I was really happy about that."

Sorry, Colt, if they keep you and put you in some backup position where you might actually take the field, then they must not want to win that badly.

"When I walked in the building in San Francisco, it was the same feel (as at the University of Texas)," McCoy told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram on Saturday. "It's a great organization, and their only focus is: We want to win, and we want to win now. That's obviously different than some of the things that I've been part of the last few years. I was really happy about that."

Sorry, Colt, if they keep you and put you in some backup position where you might actually take the field, then they must not want to win that badly.

Man, lucky he got traded there, as opposed to all those teams whose focus is to lose.

"When I walked in the building in San Francisco, it was the same feel (as at the University of Texas)," McCoy told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram on Saturday. "It's a great organization, and their only focus is: We want to win, and we want to win now. That's obviously different than some of the things that I've been part of the last few years. I was really happy about that."

Not for anything, but who wouldn't be happy to get out of here? It would be like getting your duty station changed from Afghanistan to the US embassy in Aruba. The Browns are a subclass organization and will continue to be based on retread hiring of Banner, and Lombardi. Clearly Colt was not the answer (see Couch, et al)so why all the angst? The Browns are horrible and Colt got lucky.

General wrote:Not for anything, but who wouldn't be happy to get out of here? It would be like getting your duty station changed from Afghanistan to the US embassy in Aruba. The Browns are a subclass organization and will continue to be based on retread hiring of Banner, and Lombardi. Clearly Colt was not the answer (see Couch, et al)so why all the angst? The Browns are horrible and Colt got lucky.

I can only speak for myself, but it's because I don't need a little cuntstain like Colt reminding me how bad it is here. If it were a player that was any good - that I had an ounce of respect for - that's one thing. But I don't need to hear every useless David Veikune future janitor motherfucker telling me how bad it is in Cleveland just because he was an abject failure here.

General wrote:Not for anything, but who wouldn't be happy to get out of here? It would be like getting your duty station changed from Afghanistan to the US embassy in Aruba. The Browns are a subclass organization and will continue to be based on retread hiring of Banner, and Lombardi. Clearly Colt was not the answer (see Couch, et al)so why all the angst? The Browns are horrible and Colt got lucky.

I can only speak for myself, but it's because I don't need a little cuntstain like Colt reminding me how bad it is here. If it were a player that was any good - that I had an ounce of respect for - that's one thing. But I don't need to hear every useless David Veikune future janitor motherfucker telling me how bad it is in Cleveland just because he was an abject failure here.

I will be the last guy to get in any kind of "argument" over this type of thing. I follow the Browns from afar (Pensacola). I went to my first game in 1968 (no big deal there, just information) The fact of the matter is that the organization disgusts me so much anymore that I really don't care who says what about them. I do agree he is a tampax skidmark but I have grown weary of the CB's. It is like having 1 last cancer cell in your body that they just can't kill.

General wrote:Not for anything, but who wouldn't be happy to get out of here? It would be like getting your duty station changed from Afghanistan to the US embassy in Aruba. The Browns are a subclass organization and will continue to be based on retread hiring of Banner, and Lombardi. Clearly Colt was not the answer (see Couch, et al)so why all the angst? The Browns are horrible and Colt got lucky.

I can only speak for myself, but it's because I don't need a little cuntstain like Colt reminding me how bad it is here. If it were a player that was any good - that I had an ounce of respect for - that's one thing. But I don't need to hear every useless David Veikune future janitor motherfucker telling me how bad it is in Cleveland just because he was an abject failure here.

I will be the last guy to get in any kind of "argument" over this type of thing. I follow the Browns from afar (Pensacola). I went to my first game in 1968 (no big deal there, just information) The fact of the matter is that the organization disgusts me so much anymore that I really don't care who says what about them. I do agree he is a tampax skidmark but I have grown weary of the CB's. It is like having 1 last cancer cell in your body that they just can't kill.

Can't argue with that. I think the only reason it bothered me was b/c it was HIM that said it and I have some weird personal hatred of the guy (which I've chose to embrace and exorcise) left over from when I used to care. If I read a story "Colt McCoy Jaywalks At Empty Intersection", I'll be calling for arrest and dismemberment.

Hikohadon wrote:Can't argue with that. I think the only reason it bothered me was b/c it was HIM that said it and I have some weird personal hatred of the guy (which I've chose to embrace and exorcise) left over from when I used to care. If I read a story "Colt McCoy Jaywalks At Empty Intersection", I'll be calling for arrest and dismemberment.

I don't carry anywhere near the animosity you have for the guy (who does?), but I couldn't agree more with your take on this. It isn't what that little fuckstick said, it's the fact that by saying it he seems to be implying he didn't succeed in Cleveland for any reason other than his own overwhelming suck. And he also seems to be implying that he's somehow important in SF and he matters in the NFL in any way.

He cries his way out of Cleveland because the big mean coaches LIED and drafted Weeden and he never got his God given chance to be a starter here. And it's because WE JUST DON"T WANT TO WIN, GUYS!!!! Yet he's perfectly happy taking an even MORE diminished role in SF.

He's irrelevent, and it pisses me off that he doesn't realize it. Fuck that guy.

And all of the mouth breathing fucktard commenters you read anywhere there is a post about the dumb shit coming out of his mouth can't wait to tell you how classy he is.

motherscratcher wrote:It isn't what that little fuckstick said, it's the fact that by saying it he seems to be implying he didn't succeed in Cleveland for any reason other than his own overwhelming suck. And he also seems to be implying that he's somehow important in SF and he matters in the NFL in any way.

He cries his way out of Cleveland because the big mean coaches LIED and drafted Weeden and he never got his God given chance to be a starter here. And it's because WE JUST DON"T WANT TO WIN, GUYS!!!! Yet he's perfectly happy taking an even MORE diminished role in SF.

He's irrelevent, and it pisses me off that he doesn't realize it. Fuck that guy.

And all of the mouth breathing fucktard commenters you read anywhere there is a post about the dumb shit coming out of his mouth can't wait to tell you how classy he is.

Perfectly put. I too see those urban legends posted about how he's "classy" and a "well-respected leader" and it does nothing to quell my righteous fury. If classy means "passive-aggressive entitled crybaby", then, yes, I agree.

I should be letting this go soon since he's gone and some other team's afterthought roster-filler, but pettiness is probably my most endearing quality.