So, today Howard Deancalled Fox News 'absolutely racist' for its role in promoting that misleading video of USDA employee Shirley Sherrod. Which means that almost everyone involved in this scandal is a racist, according to someone.

If you emerged from last week's Shirley Sherrod scandal without having been called a racist you're one of the few. As you know, The NAACP called the Tea Party racist, then conservative writing and talking person Andrew Breitbart attempted to get back at them by releasing a highly misleading clip of USDA administrator Shirley Sherrod speaking to the NAACP. Sherrod got fired for what appeared to be discrimination against a white farmer, but then everyone realized Breitbart was a lying piece of shit and all hell broke loose, with everyone accusing everyone else of racism. Confusing! Here's a handy guide to help you keep track of who's racist according to whom.