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Paul the Pusher might bless the world with a word or two today. Bowden tells the Washington Post: "We've spoken to Paul and his agent. And I expect [on Saturday], Paul will either have a written statement, or talk to [the media]. But it will come from the player. It won't come from the club." Will he go the Roger Clemens route, or the Chuck Knoblauch route? Or continue to give us the silent treatment.

Kara, in a way, I find the bent brim to be very unsettling. There are a ton of compelling storylines in camp this spring, but possibly not one more compelling than whether the Chief's brim will stay bent...