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Ocean Truth Society

An temporary alliance formed between the ocean and the sky with the goal of killing people. The ocean's ability to attack the land is limited, so it lends the sky some of its water and energy so it can assault people farther inland then it normally could.

Hurricanes are far more powerful then the storms the sky creates on its own. They are just another reason the ocean must be destroyed.

An island in the east atlantic which is plotting to destroy much of civilation by breaking apart and sliding into the ocean, thus creating tsunamis the likes of which have not been seen in thousands of years.

When conventional weapons in its war on man fail, the ocean resorts to magic in the form of the bermuda triangle. Using the geometrical powers of the triangle, the ocean can make almost anything disappear - from the largest warship to the smallest raft of lost cuban refugees. Where exactly the victims are sent is as of yet unknown, but Hell seems most likely. If someone you know has ever gone missing, chances are they were killed by the bermuda triangle.

We cannot allow the ocean to get ahead of us in Bermuda Triangle technology if we expect to win the war.

In the ocean's never ending war on humanity, sharks are kind of like the white blood cells. The ocean sends them to kill individual humans that have entered it's waters.
Sharks are basically water breathing death tubes armed with razor sharp teeth designed specifically for tearing human flesh. Truly one the ocean's most terrifying weapons.

Every shark wants nothing more than to kill people. To survive, we must take the same attitude towards them.