So, Espresso Joe is gathering the courage to propose to whats-her-name… Latte Lisa? So after marriage, will her name be Latte Jo? Or Mrs. Espresso Joe? In Cafe-World-Ville, apparently no one seems to have a last name!

Well, no matter. It’s our job to make sure that it all happens without a hitch. And while he’s downing gallons of liquid courage (in his case, espresso – what did YOU think??) we’ll be doing all the hard work. Gathering the ingredients, organizing the caterer, fronting thousands and thousands of coin.. that guy should be marrying anyone who does the goals. Not some lady that walks into your cafe, chows down on an entire Spitfire Roasted Chicken, washes it down with a quadruple Caramel Macchiato and Super Sundae and leaves mumbling about meeting the right guy someday. Hello?? We’re past that now? And if you keep eating like that, you won’t fit in your wedding dress!

Anyway, something to note about these quests is that the cooking requirements are different for each person, so I will only be listing the goal items that you’ll need for each one, and linking to the different posts that contain them. That also means that there is no “shopping list” of things for you to keep an eye on your newsfeed for. Silly Zynga, tricks are for kids!

Be sure to read all the instructions thoroughly. There’s further instructions HERE, and a video HERE. If you’re having a problem beyond the help of that – sorry I don’t know what it could be. That is the extent of my limited knowledge. Hopefully, you’ll have no problems.

A “Thank you!” to Paul, Loren, Greycloak and Bbmymy for their contributions…

You will also need to build the Chocolate Station before completing the end of this goal series. For an alternate way of completion, please visit the Chocolate Station Parts Gifter.

To discuss this and other things Cafe World, please visit the new “The Facegamer” forums: Cafe World Discussions

IMPORTANT NOTE – These don’t work for everyone. But they work for most people. I make no guarantees, however. There are so many factors involved that I can’t possibly troubleshoot every single person’s problem. I have made available resources to help you figure out what your problem is, if it’s solvable. There’s instructions on every page. There’s a GUIDE, and there’s a VIDEO. Beyond that, I have no other information. If you’ve read the guide and watched the video, and are STILL having problems, I’m sorry but these are just not for you. Sorry to have wasted your time. Asking me to help you personally WILL NOT do anything because I’ll just direct you back to the GUIDE and the VIDEO, because they’re the sum of my limited knowledge. Whining in the comments doesn’t help anyone, so don’t bother.

I’m sorry for the curtness of the previous paragraph, but I am SO TIRED of dealing with mean and angry people that demand their free stuff now-now-now or else. To the polite people, I appreciate you.

ATTENTION 3-07-2011 ~ THERE ARE NEW INSTRUCTIONS FOR CLAIMING GOODIES. Read the instructions on Making the Links Work For You Again. There’s a video there too, so watch it! Failure to heed the instructions will leave you empty-handed. ~The Facegamer