Is That Doctor Ross Geller Stealing Beer? Because Ross Can!

Ross Geller (also known as David Schwimmer in the real world) didn’t have the best luck in Friends. He thought he and Rachel were on a break when he slept with someone else, and that haunted him for years. He lost his precious post-Thanksgiving sandwich, had a meltdown and was put on “sabbatical.” He couldn’t get a simple name right at the altar, and got divorced way too often.

But all that aside, people thought he was a good guy. That may have changed now. Apparently, Ross Geller steals beer now. Obviously, paleontology doesn’t pay too well.