No. 1395: That Might Could May Possibly To an Extent Be What She Said

{Garfield scares Jon with a rubber chicken}
Garfield: PUCUCK!
Jon: One more stunt like that and I'm going to wring your rubber chicken's neck!
Garfield: That's what she said.
Jon: I'm sorry I snapped at you, Garfield. Will you forgive me.
Garfield: I forgive you.
Garfield: But stretch doesn't!