I’ve had a Smart Roadster for almost exactly a year. It was made in France and next Saturday I propose, all going well, to drive it into the bowels of the good ship Armorique which should take us back there. It’s nearly going home because I’m not going all the way to Hambach on the other side of France.

I should have been going in the good (actually, even better) ship Pont Aven but her Wiki entry explains why.