2. The PG-Rated Way to Get Beads

The best way to get throws isn’t to flash anyone. Locals regard this as a vulgar practice reserved for tourists. Instead, the traditional way to get beads is to shout, “Throw me something mister!” at krewe members rolling by on floats (though all-female krewes may prefer a different form of address). Parents of young attendees — who often watch the parades from atop hand-painted traditional Mardi Gras ladders — will thank you.