I'm betting that by 2013 he'll be married to a guy named Butch, who trades him in for a pack of smokes after their prison yard honeymoon. Charlie will keep custody of the Macauly Caulkin photo collection, and Butch will retain custody of the shivs and Charlie's douchebag hat.

Still holding out that old Charlie will find god, and start Greg Parking in half a year.

Is it too soon to suggest a Dan Horgan match? They both only want body-shots, they're both delusional, they're both self-hyping and they both put up youtube videos of them looking silly thinking it makes them look hard.

Tangent: I find it hilarious that people are marking Charlie's comments on *his own channel* as spam.

Only when she betrays his feelings as No.1 fan by getting a different haircut, or changing her clothing style, or whatever.

Actually - (and bear in mind that I'm not an expert on The Lohan), isn't she a bit of a scrapper in Real Life?

Well, traditionally the Luohan was someone who had acheived full realization and the state of Nirvana. The Lindsay variety of the elusive Luohan is a completely different animal. If I were to venture a scientific guess, the boozing and the crack is mostly for show.