Do everything you can to resist picking your nose and eating whatever you dig up there. It will be hard but you can do it while you're together. But, if she suddenly picks her nose and it looks like she is going to eat what she has found ask if she will share it with you; her sharing, if it happens, will be a leap towards intense and intimate bonding.

Find out if she is attracted to olives. Hide them in unexpected places like in your pockets, the glove box of your car, under the cat box, maybe under everything in your underwear drawer. If she starts looking for them, wherever you hide them, and won't give up you'll know she's a virgin; if finds them all and she and eats them all, no matter what condition they're in then she's extra virgin.

I've heard about that too. It's bad enough that I have to watch out for crazy drivers and soon there may be the out of control self-driving vehicles to contend with too. Maybe I'll find more excuses to stay home.

My grandmother's home in Detroit, built in the late 1800's, had a basement toilet along with and near shower head connected to a rubber hose over a floor drain. Both were out in the open area. This set up was common in her neighborhood and in the homes of her relatives in the city.

I used this toilet and shower when I visited as a kid and was much happier than using the only bathroom on the second floor filled with old lady smells, colors and stuff. Going to the john near the furnace was just fine with me.

In the long run what's going on with you may not really matter. Start spending more time standing on your head. The odors you're giving off will then be where they should be and your favorite friends will find the parts of you they're after easier to get to.

Very often some cooling systems aren't adequately ventilated when the radiator cap has been replaced with a cheap knock off rather than an OEM replacement part. Using either a large nail (a spike will work just fine) or an awl, with a hammer punch a good sized hole in the radiator cap; this will now allow excess pressure to be released as it builds and you should no longer hear that irritating hissing noise.

I recommend a band-aid. I think a band-aid looks great on my forehead and generally, I go for one that complements the tape I use to hold my glasses together. As a bonus it's a great fashion statement, you'll most certainly be constantly envied and repeatedly complimented.

There are usually 6 pall bearers. All should start walking with the same foot, either the right or the left. If even one person forgets and is out of sync the endeavor is a real circus. Try to remember this, you'll be glad you did.

You can add JB weld to your fuel just like STP or any other additive and it will go to right where it is needed. Since it is kind of thick, flush it down into the fuel tank at the gas station as you add gas. In the tank it will mix with the fuel and be fed to all the needed places as the car is driven.

Before using the toilet, tightly stretch some plastic wrap over the toilet bowl before lowering the seat. By doing this your poop can't make that tell tale "plop plop" noise it normally would since it cannot fall into the water. As a result there will be no need to flush to disguise where you are or what you are doing.

Acquaintances that have taken the test say that the test is multiple choice and that the best way to go is to choose the answer "all of the above" for every response. The assumption will be that any one of those included in the "all if the above" is correct so you can be sure you're good.