[Male]Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntieOn day one, I met her hot step-daughterShe’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tanAs she stepped out of her massive carI could only notice she was more than fuckableI think she was coming back from the game or somethingBecause she was holding those silly pom-poms

On day two, I fucked her, and it was wildShe’s such a slut

[Male]I fucked my American cunt[Female]I love my English romance

[Male]It was dirty, a dream came trueJust like I like it, she’s got nice tits

[Female]It was perfect, a dream came trueJust like a song I’ve been wanting to

[Female]OK, listen girls:I met the hottest guy everBasically, as I was stepping out of my SUVI came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hairAnd the cutest British accent everStraight away, I could tell he was rockerFrom his sexy attitude and the way he looked at meMmmmmm, he is totally awesome

Oh my GodI think I’m in love

[Male]I fucked my American cunt[Female]I love my English romance

[Male]It was dirty, a dream came trueJust like I like it, she’s got nice tits

[Female]It was perfect, a dream came trueJust like a song I’ve been wanting to

[Male]I fucked my American cunt[Female]I love my English romance

[Male]It was so nice to meet you[Female]The pleasure was all mineI do like youCome to Cancun for spring break[Male]I’ll think about itIt could be great[Female]And don’t forget to send me a friend request[Male]As if…