Anne Heche Gossip

Thank you Regina – Gemini weekend was a blast! And Gemini host George Stroumboulopoulos totally killed it… did you watch? His opening film skit was brilliant.

Face to face with Brandon Walsh! Almost lost my sh-t midway through the interview - only slightly less gorgeous than the way you remember him…which means Jason Priestly is beautiful. Short, but beautiful. 90210 forever.

And then there’s Anne Heche - a crazy bitch, yes, but there is something about Anne Heche. Or maybe it was her coat. She arrived wearing the.most.gorgeous Dolce & Gabbana red satin trench (see attached) that flared out in a full pouffy skirt at the back and then proceeded to entice James Tupper into taking it off for her on the carpet. The two could not stop pawing at each other the entire evening – we have the exclusive video on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca tonight and to be honest… I couldn’t stop watching.

Anne and James were on my flight home late last night, surprisingly low key and still deeply in the throes of early, horny, addictive infatuation and in a creepy way, I feel the same about Kristin Kreuk from Smallville.

She presented at the Geminis, she was also on our flight back to Vancouver, and I won’t bother attaching a photo because photos do not do this girl justice. In person, Kristin Kreuk is, like, otherworldly beautiful. Like, weak-kneed beautiful… a modern manifestation of Narcissus – if I looked like that, my eyes would never leave my own face either.

More gossip from the Geminis to come later including the clothes.

Sorry about the late start. Flew in on a late flight last night… please forgive?

Monday – am blogging all day, check back often!

Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. My love and thanks as always to the Holmes Team for always making work weekends so memorable.

PS. To a long-time loyal reader – Lori M… Happy Birthday!!!

PPS. Colin Farrell doesn’t need you to put it there, although if he asked, I totally would.

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Sweet goddess. Have you seen anything low classier than those shoes? Because unless you"re lookin" for a john on Hollywood boulevard, footwear like this is absolutely unacceptable. As are the soap opera bangs. Although I"m not sure Anne Heche could even get a job on daytime television these days. Full Story