Richard goes to the doctor for a problem with his johnson, what he reveals makes the hospital close

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March 3, 2018

As you get older, it gets harder to stay in shape. Small problems inevitably start popping up here and there – and that’s when taking good care of your body starts to really matter. Your health is your most important possession!

That’s exactly what this story is all about. The last line made me startle the dog with my laughter! I hope you’ll like this dirty joke as much as I did!

81-year-old Richard walked into a crowded waiting room in Albuquerque. He glanced around the packed room and approached the desk.

The nurse at the reception greeted him. “Hello Sir, how can I help you?”

“There’s something wrong with my dick,” he replied.

“Shush!” the nurse hissed, “You shouldn’t use such language in a crowded waiting room.”

“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” Richard replied.

The nurse shook her head and said, “Well, now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. They’ve got problems enough as it is! You should have said that there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”

Richard replied, “You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.”

He walks out

He walked out with a confident stride, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The nurse smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”

“There’s something wrong with my ear,” he stated loudly.

The nurse nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”