Dee and Harrison chat about porn, prostitutes and drugs with special guest Johnny from Got Faded Japan. The Juggalos march on Washington. Dog likely high on crack fatally mauls man. Missing Minnesota girl swims across a lake to escape captors. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison warn Florida listeners not to shoot guns at the hurricane. Interview with Hollywood Sex Tape Broker Kevin Blatt. First Date in Bristol did not go as planned. Man really wants to be the only Burning Man at the festival. Serial killer in Connecticut is a bit of a try-hard. Phone calls.

Harrison has no qualms about giving a man and his real doll a Lyft across town. Chav proposal does not go as planned. Russian man deals with a haunting. Three old pedophiles and their murder manifestos. Phone calls. RIP Tobe Hooper.

Dee thinks Harrison lacks the interest and the special set of skills it would take to rescue him from Mexican kidnappers. Steele rants about used dildos, amber alerts, and Walmart in this edition of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

While Harrison is at home trading cryptocurrency, the world is on the brink of nuclear war. Sorry racists but fatties wearing shorts are not allowed to be Nazis. Impress the ladies with OJ Simpson’s white bronco. NJ finance firm brings new meaning to the term sexual harassment. Area junkie ruins woman’s morning tea. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison need to find their own John Popper to wind up on Twitter. Danzig’s house is for sale. Sex game ends with a bang in Manchester. Newcastle wife horrified by videos found on husband’s phone. Phone calls.

Dee thinks Harrison can cure his depression by forming a sex cult. Interview with with Dr Eric Kurlander about his new book Hitler’s Monsters – A Supernatural History of the Third Reich. Phone calls.
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Harrison returns from his sojourn in Scotland with tales of debauchery. Is Kid Rock going to be your next senator? Police shoot Joker And Harley Quinn at cosplay orgy in Australia. PA man needs to learn the economics of selling drugs. Phone calls.

Dee and special guest hosts Isabel and Tyler chat about celebrating the 4th of July when you’re not from ‘Murica. Worst veggie tale of all time in Texas. Catfish Don’t Cry mashup in England. Sex Mad Weirdo – not Harrison – inserts needles into his penis in China. Phone calls.
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Dee Simon and special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele discuss Wackerle mentoring Dee’s brother Jeffrey on how to ride a motorcycle. John Steele rants about the recent Wonder Woman film and Subway sandwich artists. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison want 5 million people to tweet a special message to President Donald Trump on the 4th of July. Man deals fake drugs at Bonnaroo for God. Pyschopathic teen kills Uber driver with machete. Worst surrogate grandpa of all time. RIP Adam West. Phone calls.

Now that Harrison is teaching a writing class, Dee thinks he should be wearing a tan corduroy sport coat with brown leather elbow patches. LAX offers a new Elysium terminal for the ultra rich. Cary Grant took a lot of LSD. Oregon man decapitates mother on Mother’s Day. Never call an electrician when you’re cooking your wife on the stove. Phone calls.