my best friend talks over me too. i hate that. when we're on the phone i try to wait to see if she's actually done talking and then will immediately be like "hello hello are you still there" and i'm like damn just trying to see if youre really done talking before i try to respond

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hopefully she's wrapping her tampons and throwing them in the trash like a civilized adult. i once had to talk to a gf about how its not a good idea to flush her sanitary napkins after the commode kept clogging. i knew what was up instantly, after working in a restaurant and magically every mothers day the womens toilet would go out of order.

"ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE BEASTS FLUSHING THEIR BLOODY PLUGS" our gm would cry.

no. thank gawd. but I used to own a rental unit and my tenant complained about a clogged toilet over and over and over. turned out it was her tampons. I had to do the plumbing work myself. it was horrible.

-The swiss girl you could hear fucking through the walls with graphic details as to what was happening (i could hear her talk). she also tended to leave her dirty panties in places that weren't her room and I SWEAR she did this on purpose. She was a rich bitch who was slumming it cause it made her think that made her interesting. Her dad was absolutely loaded.

1) Every time I use the shower after him, the shower head is pointing straight down, parallel to the wall. In order to get under the shower head, one would literally have to squat down and press one's body against the wall.

2) One morning, I went downstairs at 6AM to find my roommate sitting upright, cross-legged on the couch, in the dark. At this point, I turned on the lights, and he WOKE UP, and I said "what the hell are you doing?" And he says" I must have dozed off".

Do you guys have any weird roommates?

When I first moved to Ca I sublet a room in a house with a couple of guys. One was Canadian, who drank all of the time and ate sausages from his George foreman grill, and the other was from India, and he would get high and sing songs in Hindi. They were both computer programmers, really nice but very strange. I don't think the Canadian guy ever ate anything else but sausages and beer. On one Halloween night, I came home from work and they were both tripping on something and had painted each others faces up.

no. thank gawd. but I used to own a rental unit and my tenant complained about a clogged toilet over and over and over. turned out it was her tampons. I had to do the plumbing work myself. it was horrible.

i lived with a girl who used to put all her used tampons in a plastic baggie and just throw it in the corner

i was somehow unfazed by it. it was a really crazy living situation (there was another girl living there too, and it was my first time ever living away from home and i was sort of sheltered) but i never realized how truly fucked it was until now

I don't get how you accumulate that many pee bottles
Like if this guy was leaving his room to hit the bathroom when he had to #2 why not just take your backlog of bottles with you and empty them out then
I sympathize completely with that kind of extreme agoraphobia but there has to be a little common sense

When I first moved to Ca I sublet a room in a house with a couple of guys. One was Canadian, who drank all of the time and ate sausages from his George foreman grill, and the other was from India, and he would get high and sing songs in Hindi. They were both computer programmers, really nice but very strange. I don't think the Canadian guy ever ate anything else but sausages and beer. On one Halloween night, I came home from work and they were both tripping on something and had painted each others faces up.

I dunno, save these dudes for the "awesome roommates" thread
This one is about people who piss in bottles and let it ferment around the place like they're saving it to kill the aliens from Signs

Yep. As a Pulp fan that's the first thing i thought about not long after she moved in. She wasn't shy asking her dad money though. She justified it on the account that her "stepmom" was her age. Gross and i can see why you might hate your father for this but regardless it's fairly indecent to be slumming it with 4 other people when they barely get by and you could live pretty much anywhere else.

I dunno, save these dudes for the "awesome roommates" thread
This one is about people who piss in bottles and let it ferment around the place like they're saving it to kill the aliens from Signs

Pretty sure when it's the piss of a drugged out acolholic that's been left to ferment in an unwashed gatorade bottle, it doesn't matter what planet you're from, it'll melt the face off anything. Right now the government is working on developing chemical weapons that are not even half as as powerful.