Benjamin Franklin’s 220 Modern Synonyms for Drunk (The New Drinker’s Dictionary)

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In the original Benjamin Franklin’s Synonyms for Drunk video, based on the The Drinker’s Dictionary, Benjamin Franklin asked for users to comment on the video with their own modern synonyms for drunk. There were over 220 new submissions, so Ben compiled an updated Drinker’s Dictionary with more contemporary usages.

Here is the New Drinker’s Dictionary:

A little overly done…
a mess,
against the world now
all liquored up!!!
Basejumping off the barstool.
been to the edge and fallen off
bent,
blacked out
Blasted
Blessed.
Blew eyed
BLITZED!!
Blotto
Blowed away,
Bobbing for olives.
Boiled as an owl.
bonered
Broke the Fun Barrier!
BUSTED
buttered
Buying a tavern.
caroused
Charlie Brown face.
chateaued
chewing the gown!
coming out of her clothes
commode hugging drunk
Conserving water.
constantly thirsty
cronkified
crooked,
Cruising in underdrive
Dances properly.
dating the fat man
dick’d
ding dongered
done her taxes
DOWN LIKE A CLOWN,
dowsed,
drivivn the white bus
drizzled
drizzy,
Drunk
drunkaraurus rex
drunker than a cross-eyed goat eating china berries
drunker than Cootie Brown
Drunkie Monkey.
effed up
Enjoying the dubstep.
Enjoys the view.
Expresses his feelings.
F.U.B.A.R.
face down in the salad
Faced
falling forward
Falstaffed
fell in a bottle of scotch
Firsnicked!
Fit Shased
found Jimmy Hoffa (…at the bottom of the glass
found Nemo!
fupdu ck…….
Gassed
Gettin bent
getting awesome
GLUED,
going a wee tad overboard.
going to be on Youtube
Gone!
Goodly stretched with the barley.
got served some bad ice
gotten A FREE RIDE TO THE OLD GREY BAR MOTEL.
Gringled
Gutsoft.
gutter crawling drunk
Had the radish!
Hammer Head Sharked.
Hammered!
handled,
has a BAC of 1.0
has gained dutch courage
has had truth serum
has verbalistic scribbling
having a good time
He dances with streetlamps!
He feels the earthquake.
He had him a DRRAAAANNNKKK
He’s 10 feet tall and bullet proof
he’s freed the slaves
hey stupid… g.. Good party
high in the pines,
His face is well acquainted with the sidewalk.”
His wagon was draggin
howlin at the moon
Hurtin for certain!
idiodic
im swimming with the cap’n,cuz that boat done sunk!
in an advanced state of refreshment
In the bag
in the clouds,
inebriated
Insane
jellied,
Juggling bottles.
kicked out,
killed,
Knee creeping,
learning the local customs
like a Comanche
Liquifieded
Lit up
loaded,
Looped to the gills!
Losing the battle at the tap.
lost his feet
lush,
making out with the bottle
Misplaced his pants.
murdered,
Naked wasted
obliterated,
on a bender
on a slow boat to Mexico”
on a tear
On the last train to Hoochville.
on the piss
On your lips
One too many rum cookies!
out of control
out on the floor
Overserved
Party of One
pickled
PIE-EYED!
Pissed to the eyeballs.
pissed up,
planted
plastered
played the tones
plowed
Plumb and Steady.
Polluted
ponged
Potted
Prodigiously crapulent
ready for her close-up
Ready to call a moose.
regrettin g tomorrow.
riding the pale horse
riding the wagon,
ripped,
roasted,
Saturated
Schnockered
schwasty face
SCREWED,
see vodka from her house”
See’s dead people.
seen under the kilt
seen your grandma naked
selling Buicks in the bathroom?
Seven Types of Lampshade
shambly mess
Shanked,
Shasty,
shot down,
Shouting at the ground
SINGING TO THE BIG WHITE BATHROOM PHONE.
sippy,
Skittled
sleeping with some fishys
sliced
Sloggered.
sloshed,
smashed,
Smayed like a souixon.
Snockered
spackled
speaking in tongues
SPEAKING DRUNKINESE
Speaks his mind.
spent,
squiffy
stuck in committee
Stupid!
Swashbuckl’d.
switched,
Talkin to Blulah on the Great White Fone
talking to the ancestors
Tango Uniform…
tatered…..
TATOOED.
the world is his bed
they got their shoes full
Three Sheets to the wind!
Tight
toasted,
Tore up… from the floor up!
torqued,
tossed
totalled
trashed,
Trolleyed
Turned Up!
tweaked,
two pot screamer
un-caffenated
uninformed
Vertically challened.
VonGrippenSchlappere d
waiting on the zombie apokolypse
walking blind
wandered into the woods
wasted,
went to Crunkville
When Larry drinks Crown, Larry falls down!
white boy drunk!!
winning
with the band
Wearing the wobbly boots
wined up
toothless and happy
riddled with weakness
the schoolyard bully
has zebra stripes down his pipes

A little overly done…
a mess,
against the world now
all liquored up!!!
Basejumping off the barstool.
been to the edge and fallen off
bent,
blacked out
Blasted
Blessed.
Blew eyed
BLITZED!!
Blotto
Blowed away,
Bobbing for olives.
Boiled as an owl.
bonered
Broke the Fun Barrier!
BUSTED
buttered
Buying a tavern.
caroused
Charlie Brown face.
chateaued
chewing the gown!
coming out of her clothes
commode hugging drunk
Conserving water.
constantly thirsty
cronkified
crooked,
Cruising in underdrive
Dances properly.
dating the fat man
dick’d
ding dongered
done her taxes
DOWN LIKE A CLOWN,
dowsed,
drivivn the white bus
drizzled
drizzy,
Drunk
drunkaraurus rex
drunker than a cross-eyed goat eating china berries
drunker than Cootie Brown
Drunkie Monkey.
effed up
Enjoying the dubstep.
Enjoys the view.
Expresses his feelings.
F.U.B.A.R.
face down in the salad
Faced
falling forward
Falstaffed
fell in a bottle of scotch
Firsnicked!
Fit Shased
found Jimmy Hoffa (…at the bottom of the glass
found Nemo!
fupdu ck…….
Gassed
Gettin bent
getting awesome
GLUED,
going a wee tad overboard.
going to be on Youtube
Gone!
Goodly stretched with the barley.
got served some bad ice
gotten A FREE RIDE TO THE OLD GREY BAR MOTEL.
Gringled
Gutsoft.
gutter crawling drunk
Had the radish!
Hammer Head Sharked.
Hammered!
handled,
has a BAC of 1.0
has gained dutch courage
has had truth serum
has verbalistic scribbling
having a good time
He dances with streetlamps!
He feels the earthquake.
He had him a DRRAAAANNNKKK
He’s 10 feet tall and bullet proof
he’s freed the slaves
hey stupid… g.. Good party
high in the pines,
His face is well acquainted with the sidewalk.”
His wagon was draggin
howlin at the moon
Hurtin for certain!
idiodic
im swimming with the cap’n,cuz that boat done sunk!
in an advanced state of refreshment
In the bag
in the clouds,
inebriated
Insane
jellied,
Juggling bottles.
kicked out,
killed,
Knee creeping,
learning the local customs
like a Comanche
Liquifieded
Lit up
loaded,
Looped to the gills!
Losing the battle at the tap.
lost his feet
lush,
making out with the bottle
Misplaced his pants.
murdered,
Naked wasted
obliterated,
on a bender
on a slow boat to Mexico”
on a tear
On the last train to Hoochville.
on the piss
On your lips
One too many rum cookies!
out of control
out on the floor
Overserved
Party of One
pickled
PIE-EYED!
Pissed to the eyeballs.
pissed up,
planted
plastered
played the tones
plowed
Plumb and Steady.
Polluted
ponged
Potted
Prodigiously crapulent
ready for her close-up
Ready to call a moose.
regrettin g tomorrow.
riding the pale horse
riding the wagon,
ripped,
roasted,
Saturated
Schnockered
schwasty face
SCREWED,
see vodka from her house”
See’s dead people.
seen under the kilt
seen your grandma naked
selling Buicks in the bathroom?
Seven Types of Lampshade
shambly mess
Shanked,
Shasty,
shot down,
Shouting at the ground
SINGING TO THE BIG WHITE BATHROOM PHONE.
sippy,
Skittled
sleeping with some fishys
sliced
Sloggered.
sloshed,
smashed,
Smayed like a souixon.
Snockered
spackled
speaking in tongues
SPEAKING DRUNKINESE
Speaks his mind.
spent,
squiffy
stuck in committee
Stupid!
Swashbuckl’d.
switched,
Talkin to Blulah on the Great White Fone
talking to the ancestors
Tango Uniform…
tatered…..
TATOOED.
the world is his bed
they got their shoes full
Three Sheets to the wind!
Tight
toasted,
Tore up… from the floor up!
torqued,
tossed
totalled
trashed,
Trolleyed
Turned Up!
tweaked,
two pot screamer
un-caffenated
uninformed
Vertically challened.
VonGrippenSchlappere d
waiting on the zombie apokolypse
walking blind
wandered into the woods
wasted,
went to Crunkville
When Larry drinks Crown, Larry falls down!
white boy drunk!!
winning
with the band
Wearing the wobbly boots
wined up
toothless and happy
riddled with weakness
the schoolyard bully
has zebra stripes down his pipes