Well, I didn't win, and perhaps no one cares to read "the other entries," but I can't imagine a better place to post this, so if it isn't something anyone cares about, feel free to ignore.

But if you enjoy this sort of thing, here goes. My entry to the contest:

Wazzpinator so happy to be here tonight, and thankzz fleshy-botzz for voting for Wazzpinator. Now, maybe Wazzpinator not be blazzted to bitzz or clobbered on head so much. Wazzpinator would like to thank Hazzbro, and BotCon, and fleshy-bot in Aisle 14 who gave out “Vote Wazzpinator” buttonzz. Wazzpinator would also like to thank Micro-bot for starting campaign that distracted voterzz from King dino-bot and evil Spock-bot.

Now that Wazzpinator izz famous, Wazzpinator hazz planzz. Wazzpinator will begin work on Wazzpinator Institute For Bots Who Universe Hates, so no bot have to suffer like Wazzpinator suffered ever again. Then, Wazzpinator will begin campaign to make rubber ducky abuse a crime against Cybertron (izz Megatron happy now?) and create charity to transplant bots out of stupid bug-bot formzz to cool biker-bot formzz, so they can live their bezzt life now.

Your support meanzz more to Wazzpinator than Wazzpinator can ever say. Thank you. Wazzpinator happy at last.​