Keep on trolling, baby

I was talking to someone the other day about how people (read: nerds) on the internet love to complain about things and attack bloggers who hate on their favorite stuff. I realized I don’t openly invite these swarms of people here and that’s my bad. Imagine if I had cool (cool?) nerd arguments in the comments section here, that would awesome! Well, I’m gonna give it a shot. Here is a list of things I’m willing to hate on to troll for nerds (I really believe these):

Magic: The Gathering is stupid.

Apple products make me cringe.

I liked all of the original Spider-Man and X-Men movies, yes I understand both series had a third film.

The Goonies isn’t a very good movie, I don’t care about your nostalgia.

I was bored when I watched Spinal Tap.

If I had something inflammatory to say about Star Wars I would post it here, but I agree with nerds on pretty much everything here. (Han shot first)

Star Wars is better than Star Trek.

I don’t listen to The Beatles, ever. I do not like them, they are boring.

Nirvana is the most influential band of all time.

The Legend of Zelda series is better than the Final Fantasy series.

P. S. Yes, the title of this post is a reference to a Limp Bizkit song. This in and of itself should incite riots.