You're
troublesome. He's troublesome. She's troublesome. It's
troublesome. Did he ever think that maybe he himself is troublesome!
The lazy, boring cloud-watching, poor excuse of a ninja! He should
just quite being a ninja seeing as it's so troublesome.

Kiba
was glaring hellfire at the shadow-nin. He wanted to go outside and
train, play tag or similar as long as it involved movement, excercise
and fresh air. But the said ninja was totally unaffected by the
glare. He wasn't even paying him any attention. He was too busy
stretching lazily in the Inuzuka's extremely comfy couch. He
closed his eyes were closed, stretched one more time just to annoy
Kiba and procceeded in making himself comfortable. He swung his legs
over the side of the couch with small yet peaceful smile playing on
his lips and looking like he wasn't leaving any time soon...

"Shikamaru! Get up! Let's go do something!"

No
reaction whatsoever. The bastard.

It
was his couch for God's sake and he was in his house.
Where was the respect?! The nerve. Doing a perfect imitation of his
mother when she was annoyed he put his hands on his hips and stamped
towards his victim with no intention on failing this 'mission'.
He was on the verge of knocking Shikamaru out cold and having him
wake up outside or at least away from the acursed couch.

"Nara
Shikamaru! Get of that damned couch this instant!"

Nothing...

How
strange...

When
his mother did it to him it always seemed to work. So what had he
done wrong. Maybe he wasn't being loud enough...

"GET YA
LAZY ASS OFF OF THAT COUCH!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Well
that sure that sure worked.

Shikamaru
jumped. He raised his head... and his knees at the same time which
caused them to connect. He was now silently cursing Kiba and his loud
voice to very unpleasant places. As he held his precious head which
was now carrying a large lump he attempted to glare at the Inuzuka.
But stubborn as he was he still wouldn't get off that couch.

Kiba
growled getting seriously pissed off at the Shadows-nins actions. He
launced forward and grabbed Shikamaru by his ankles then pulled with
all his might. Though he was pretty strong he couldn't drag the
reason behind his irritation of his couch for he had clamped himself
onto the side. He tugged and pulled for all he was worth but
Shikamaru had latched himself onto the piece of furniture so strongly
that he was literally moving the entire couch around the room.

Finally
the Inuzuka had enough of it and jumped on top of Shikamaru who
didn't expect something like this. He yelped as the rather heavy
body landed on him and tensed when Kiba sat on top of him not really
knowing what he was doing to the poor Shadow-nin.

Shikamaru
turned bright red as his face heated up so badly it nearly hurt.

"I
know I'm heavy and I'm not moving until he get off of my
couch."

"How
troublesome..." Shikamaru replied trying to sound cool and bored
like always. But what was supposed to sound tough and manly came out
as an unintelligent and high-pitched squeal.

The
shadow-nin gulped when Kiba raised an eyebrow suspiciously at the odd
sound that he was positive came out of Shikamaru's throat. He kept
that expression for several minutes which reminded the Nara of his
mother when she was trying to get him to tell the truth when she knew
that he lied to her. It was a rather intimidating stare and he
couldn't help but laugh nervously which made the Inuzuka's eyes
narrow a little.

Then Kiba
lowered his head so they were face-to-face which didn't help
Shikamaru's state one bit. In fact, it made it worse. Again, The
Shadow-nin gulped.

Kiba's
eyes narrowed once more when he heard Shikamaru gulp and felt his
body tense even more which was apparently possible. He was about to
ask what the hell was wrong with him when a sudden scent
burned his nose. His eyes never leaving his nervous comrade he
lowered his face even more and sniffed Shikamaru's neck.

He
smelled good. What kind of strange smell was this? He knew he had
smelled it before somewhere but he couldn't really place it. He
sniffed again. And again. Untill he unconciously stuck out his tongue
and licked Shikamaru's jawline. He heard a gasp somewhere from
above him.

Then he
blinked. Slowly he mind realized what he had just done. He had
sniffed Shikamaru like an eager bitch and had licked his face like
wolf licked it's mate.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kiba
screamed bloody murder and temporarily deafened Shikamaru as his
obnoxious voice quaked all of Konoha. The poor shadow-nin was so
shocked at the sudden change from quiet to thundering roars that he
raised his head.. you'd think their noses where the first things to
connect or their foreheads but nooooo... it had to be their lips...

Kiba
jumped off of Shikamaru like he had been stung. For several minutes
they simply stared at each other with wide eyes. Millions of thoughts
raced through their minds. Dozens of emotions plaguing their heart.

Until
Shikamaru smirked lazily and went back to laying on Kiba's
too-comfortable-to-be-allowed couch. The Inuzuka blinked before
glaring again.

"You
good-for-nothing, little-!"

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It's too
short so I'm planning on making it longer but I didn't really
have much time and I wanted it as fast as possible. But
still... review please and tell me what you think.

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