In order to commit suicide with phenobarbital like I did, you need to throw back a ton of these tablets -- like 150. That's so many, in fact, that you'll puke them up before they take effect. Therefore, I suggest you mash them up first, and mix them with applesauce or pudding. Taking stomach-relaxing drugs to help keep them down is also recommended. Barbituates are much more potent when mixed with alcohol, so drinking vodka right after eating the applesauce mixture is almost a guaranteed ticket to the Kingdom of Heaven. About 15,000 people a year leave their containers via similar methods in America, which is a very small proportion of overall suicides. A lot nicer than bullets, nooses, slashing wrists, and CO, eh? Plus, if you choose this way out, you can be in the company of such celebrities as me, Jimi Hendrix, and Marilyn Monroe, all of whom were killed by barbituates.