When your done decking the halls and Donning your gay apparel why not treat yourself and others to some of the best holiday shows in New York City this season , Here’s our short list of some of the funniest events happening this holiday season.

DISTORTED KRISTMESSNovember 29 – December 30:
Laurie Beechman Theatre, 407 West 42nd Street.
Dallas DuBois and the “ladies” of the long-running hit Distorted Diznee drag the holidays through the gutter in this holiday extravaganza. Highlights include a twisted take on Let It Snow, an alternative Grinch, and a warped spin on A Charlie Brown Christmas as well as a special visit from The Port Authority Cockettes, an extremely downscale version of the celebrated Radio City Rockettes. Fridays at 10pm. Tickets are $20 plus a $15 food/drink minimum, available at 212-352-3101 or click HERE.

JINKX MONSOON & MAJOR SCALES: UNWRAPPEDDecember 7 – 10 ONLY:
Laurie Beechman Theatre, 407 West 42nd Street.
Kitty Witless & Dr. Dan Von Dandy, step aside! After an acclaimed run in the Off-Broadway sleeper hit THE VAUDEVILLIANS, Jinkx Monsoon & Major Scales return to NYC to share the holidays with their fans. Featuring original songs, covers of seasonal favorites and comedy from these celebrated performers, UNWRAPPED has a little something for everyone at the most wonderful time of the year. December 7-10 at 7pm & 9pm. Tix are $25 (+ $15 food/drink minimum) at 212-352-3101 or click HERE. VIP Tickets for $50, which include preferred seating, & a post-show meet-and-greet are also available.

JACKIE BEAT: O HOLY HELLDecember 14 & 15 ONLY:
Laurie Beechman Theatre, 407 West 42nd Street.
The drag superstar that Time Out calls “an oasis of bile in a season of sappy sentiment,” continues her mission to poison every sacred tradition in her 16th annual holiday show. This new holiday show wraps hilarious new seasonal songs together with some Christmas classics including Jackie’s cocaine-fueled rewrite of “Let It Snow,” the pregnancy confessional “Santa’s Baby,” and a menorah-loving “Jew Christmas”. Two nights ONLY – 7:30pm & 10pm. Tix are $22 (+ $15 food/drink minimum — full dinner menu & bar available) at 212-352-3101 or click HERE. Please note: Saturday is almost sold out!