Pauly D also finds himself victim to a crime committed by a lot of girls in their 20s: drunken kleptomania. Snooki narrowly avoids an awkward Situation with Jionni, in which the two of them become oddly buddy-buddy after a night of drinking. Like, wifed up, swapping clothes, and cooking for each other buddy-buddy. Confused? Well, it's Mike, so, yeah.

We also watch the macaroni rascals on their first night back at Karma. Pros include: no SamRon drama and drunk Snooki dancing.

Our rating: 4 stars.

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Catch the next episode of Jersey Shore on Thursday, January 19 at 10pm ET/PT on MTV.