Your romantic inclinations are not a flaw to be corrected; they’re a trait to be accepted. I know you, Watson.
I know you’ll never be happy within the confines of a “traditional relationship” and I said what I said because it pains me to see you try to fit into one simply because it is the default mode of polite society.

- Well, there is no reason to feel pain, because I’m happy with Andrew.
Or would you be happier without him? Alternatively, with him as an occasional sex partner and confidant? Or with him when he’s in the States and free to pursue other interests when he’s not? There are any number of possible arrangements.

“Wauw”… I don’t speak french. 1.6 milion French in the street! Are we sure they’re not on strike? I don’t blame them, a twelve hour work month, that will push anyone. No really, it’s inspiring. To see millions of Parisiens taking time out of their mandatory month long vacation to participate… Look, we’re united behind France, but if we suddenly start shying away from moking the French with tired stereotypes, the terrorists win. And I will not let that happen.