Politico Picks a Name for Chelsea Clinton’s Baby

Having a baby is stressful, particularly when your offspring will single-handedly determine whether your mother gets to become president. Luckily for Chelsea Clinton, Politico Magazine has just selected the perfect name for America’s royal baby. Despite noting that the speculation about Chelsea’s baby is “premature” and “ridiculous,” the magazine shares a list of the most popular baby names in Iowa and New Hampshire, and concludes that “Liam Mezvinsky” will go over best with primary voters. Plus, “Chelsea could put ‘William’ on his birth certificate and thus still name the baby after dear old dad.” And what if Chelsea and husband Marc Mezvinsky don’t like “Liam”? Well, they should have thought of that before they agreed to reproduce purely for politicalpurposes.