You’d just assume after having sex with Seth MacFarlane, Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke would have anywhere to go but up. Turns out she chose Secret Option #2: Letting James Franco throw paint at her vagina while reciting poetry. Page Six reports:

Now that he’s a controversial Oscars host, Seth MacFarlane doesn’t need Emilia Clarke anymore which is great news for her considering the last girlfriend he broke up with was Amanda Bynes and look how well she turned out. She’s practically a whole other person. E! News reports:

When we last Seth MacFarlane he was doing Ryan Phillipe a solid by regularly ejaculating into the hole Ryan’s illegitimate unborn child would eventually fall out of. A move that apparently impressed the shit out of Emilia Clarke, Daenerys from Game of Thrones, who started banging Seth a month later, so just assume Ryan Phillippe… More »