Big Gulp of whiskey. Police were called to Adams City Middle School, 4451 E. 72nd Ave., Commerce City, because a homeless man was passed out in the parking lot March 10. Police helped the man sit up, and found a 52-ounce coffee jug next to him that he said was once full of whiskey. An ambulance came and took him to the hospital.

Employee embezzles thousands. The owners of Wood Iron Wood Finishes, 11475 Irma Drive, Northglenn, discovered that one of their most trusted employees had embezzled more than $20,000 from the business in less than a year. They confronted the suspect April 2, but decided to settle the matter through a civil arrangement instead of pressing charges.

No public water. A man wandered up to the front door of Westview Elementary School, 1300 Roseanna Drive, Northglenn, rang the doorbell and asked if he could come in to get some water April 6. Staff put the school on lock-down and called police because he wouldn’t stop trying to get inside.

Break in at the other house. A couple returned to their home in the 9800 block of Kittredge Street, Commerce City, after a few months at their other home in Arizona. They immediately noticed that their front door had been kicked in March 11. Inside, thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, computers, cameras and antique guns were stolen. There are no suspects.

Family feud. Police were called April 5 to an apartment full of fighting relatives who all live together in the 11600 block Community Center Drive, Northglenn. Officers had been there at least four times already, so they separated the family and told them to leave each other alone.