one queen, two princesses, & their jesters

I don’t know about you, but these past few weeks have cleaned my CLOCK. Work, mainly. But also life with two kids, just in general. As a result of the crazyness, I haven’t had enough energy to focus and write anything bloggable in like TEN DAYS. So, to continue my laziness, I’m gonna let 4 months of Twitter Awesomeness do my entertaining today.

(I will not lie: by the time I got to the end of this list, I WAS WHEEZE-LAUGHING. Nothing brightens my day more than my peeps on Twitter. Nothing. Love you guys.)

You know what, Whyatt? Nothing about that was a super-big problem. NOTHING. Take off your stupid shoes, Red. You’re an ASSHOLE.