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MapMan and Bizzybee

MapMan walked into a diner and ordered a bowl of chili. The waitress told him that they had just sold the last bowl of chili to the guy sitting next to him, who happened to be Bizzybee. MapMan looked over at Bizzybee and saw that he hadn't touched his chili, so he asked if he could have it. Bizzybee said sure, if you want it that bad. MapMan started eating it and got about halfway through and found a dead mouse in his bowl. MapMan got sick and puked the chili back into the bowl. Bizzybee looked over and said "Yep, that's about as far as I got too…"

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.