User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonmonkeychallengeleave

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You leave the bar, never to return again. The only obvious functioning building appears to be a bar. The street runs north to south. Across the road there is a cinema. All the other buildings are boarded up. Another obvious exit is Dennis.

Across the street you can see Rob Liefeld laughing at you, with a pet Yeofolk. How mean.

As you are distracted by this, you don't notice the landmine you just trod on until it's too late. How unfortunate.

*** You've been

trapped under a glass dome ***

Would you like to cruise, cruise a dyslexia, or cruise this dyslexia of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):