You may be asking yourself why someone would want to be an “examiner” rather than, say, writing his own blog. And the answer appears to be that writing as an “examiner” gets you included in Google News.

Nonetheless, if I need to start espousing predestination, advocating pandemic-facilitating practices, describing religion as “tricky,” or appearing bat-shit insane in order to qualify as “news,” I can do that. I mean, “god has trickily appointed that (when I’m not sneezing on my friends or lecturing pigeons about economics) I will do that.”