Granted. New Common Sense Laws are enacted. It becomes a Federal Crime punishable by Death to do stupid things. The law may not be repealed under any circumstances unless by 2/3 majority vote, held on a 6th week of the 13th month of the year on a day that doe's not end in Y.

Granted. You will get many new forumites. They will have questions, many questions about the Good Ol' Days and about if Jenny is a cool as she draws and about that wiggly green thing that looks like Michael J Fox testifying in front of Congress and about where Last Outlaw gets his hockey masks resurfaced and about that Teddy Bear Hat of Cuteness +4 and where they can be farmed and about.... Shortly thereafter you will ask yourself what you were thinking when you made that wish.

I wish I could make that green thing stop doing that. Its bad enough that it's eyes seem to follow me wherever I go.