2014-12-01

Today marked "World AIDS Day", the day the United Nations has set aside for raising money and awareness about the disease.

I marked 2014 World AIDS Day the same way I marked 2013 World AIDS Day, 2004 World AIDS Day, 1988 World AIDS Day, and indeed all days in between World AIDS days: not doing the stupid and/or desperate things that would cause me to get AIDS.

The list isn't particularly complicated:

Don't be so desperate to get your dick in something that you pick another man's ass

Don't be so stupid as to let another man's dick go up yours

Don't sleep with a chick who is cool on "bisexual" men (ie. fucks fags)

Don't be so desperate for drugs that you're willing to jab them into you using whatever needles happen to be at hand

Now unfortunately there are a few other routes to getting AIDS, though thankfully they are (or at least were) relatively rare: