This is weird. Afterlife Telegrams is a company using terminally ill patients. Just hand the company a telegram you’d like to send to the afterlife (maybe telling your grandparents you miss them), and they give it to terminally ill patients, who will be departing to the eternal hunting fields shortly. They should get your message across.

You remember that sound clip where a roadie turned on Enrique Eglesias’ mic during a playback performance and taped him “singing”? The clip was taken off most sites by the record company. But it has resurfaced again. Here it is (windows media). It’s awful. You know someone’s gonna pay.