MOSS WARRIOR NAME JAKE THE ZOMBIE 133-67-10 RECORD 0-0-0 FROM THE FOREST (216) TEAM NAME THE MONSTERS (1) PALOR (72) MANAGER NAME THE BLOOD MASTER (1) Elf Male RACE/GENDER Monster Male

is of powerful strength ---> is of beastly strength has blur-like movements <--- has swift movements has a resilient constitution ---> has an iron-like constitution is fairly bright <--- sometimes forgets to breathe is somewhat large ---> is a huge and imposing figure

MINUTE 1Even the rats are interested in this fightMOSS says 'YOUR DEATH WILL PLEASE THE DARK GODS!' * MOSS switches to strategy 6 * JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 5MOSS strikes at just the right moment, surprising JAKE THE ZOMBIE!MOSS makes an instinctive lungeMOSS tries to impale JAKE THE ZOMBIE's shield arm An irritating scratch resultsThe referee gruffly says 'First to break bone, first to go home!'With sheer ferocity, JAKE THE ZOMBIE gives a shaky stance to MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE bursts forth with his short swordJAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slice MOSS's bellyMOSS is providing a very active defense!MOSS makes an extraordinary effort, and parries the strike!JAKE THE ZOMBIE attacks with his short swordMOSS pirouettes out of danger!Someone in the crowd yells, 'I eats monsters for dinner!'MOSS lunges quicklyMOSS tries to impale JAKE THE ZOMBIE's right ankle The damage is amusingly slightMOSS makes a decisive lungeMOSS swings into the arena wallBattling like a mad ogre, JAKE THE ZOMBIE forces a frightened expression from MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE whirls counterclockwise, and strikes at MOSSMOSS pivots out of the wayFlailing like a demented octopus, JAKE THE ZOMBIE scares the daylights out of MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE strikes quickly with his short swordJAKE THE ZOMBIE attacks an imaginary foeThe referee gruffly says 'Go for slash, make some hash!'MOSS takes a swing with his swordbreaker!MOSS tries to cut across JAKE THE ZOMBIE's breadbasket with his swordbreaker The blow lands with little forceNo one was watchingMOSS decides to use his swordbreaker!MOSS slashes at JAKE THE ZOMBIE's abdomen with his swordbreaker The strike was thoroughly unimpressiveWith a malicious grin, JAKE THE ZOMBIE draws a gasp of terror from MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE makes an off-handed attack with his tower shield!MOSS gracefully deflects the attackWailing like a banshee, JAKE THE ZOMBIE momentarily frightens MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE engages the enemy short sword darting like a demonMOSS expertly parries the blow, and is readied in an instant!In unrelenting waves of violence, JAKE THE ZOMBIE draws a gasp of terror from MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE initiates an assault with his short swordJAKE THE ZOMBIE feigns an attack to get past MOSS's short sword!JAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to disarm MOSS's short sword with his short swordMOSS manages to hang on to his weaponWailing like a banshee, JAKE THE ZOMBIE puts a tremble of fear into MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE violently attacks with his short swordMOSS crashes masterfully against the offending weapon!

MINUTE 2 * JAKE THE ZOMBIE switches to strategy 6MOSS lunges skillfully forwardMOSS whispers a blow past the enemyMOSS whirls clockwise, in a quick strike at JAKE THE ZOMBIEJAKE THE ZOMBIE effortlessly parries the blowJAKE THE ZOMBIE makes use of the inadequate attack and tries to impale MOSSJAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slash MOSS's lower backMOSS doesn't want to get hit there!JAKE THE ZOMBIE narrowly gets past MOSS's defenses!JAKE THE ZOMBIE has landed a potentially critical blow! The wound delivers terrible agony!JAKE THE ZOMBIE skillfully steals an attack from MOSS!JAKE THE ZOMBIE seeks a damaging blow with his short swordMOSS leaps out of the way with great prowessJAKE THE ZOMBIE steps carefully to the rightJAKE THE ZOMBIE anxiously awaits his big chanceJAKE THE ZOMBIE bursts forth short sword dancing in wild patternsJAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slice MOSS's right shoulder A respectable wound occursMOSS lunges skillfully forwardJAKE THE ZOMBIE unsuccessfully tries to parry a skillful lunge!MOSS tries to cut across JAKE THE ZOMBIE's heart Little damage results from the strikeThe referee says 'Take a plunge, try the lunge'MOSS viciously lunges forwardMOSS tries to slash JAKE THE ZOMBIE's right thigh A minor wound resultsJAKE THE ZOMBIE initiates a breath-taking lungeMOSS gracefully deflects the attackJAKE THE ZOMBIE pauses to get reorientedJAKE THE ZOMBIE swiftly engages MOSSJAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to cut across MOSS's right elbow Blood spills forthMOSS lunges quicklyMOSS slashes toward JAKE THE ZOMBIE's left shin with his short sword A solid blow has landedMOSS attacks fiercely short sword ready for terrible vengeanceJAKE THE ZOMBIE leaps away, and lands in good position!MOSS advances grimlyMOSS leads the cavalry against JAKE THE ZOMBIEMOSS tries to impale JAKE THE ZOMBIE's legMOSS has landed a potentially critical blow! A dull crunch is heard * MOSS switches to strategy 4

MINUTE 3MOSS lunges skillfully forwardJAKE THE ZOMBIE's tower shield is hit by a powerful shot which it rebounds dramaticallyJAKE THE ZOMBIE takes advantage of the awkward attack and tries to cut across MOSSJAKE THE ZOMBIE tries to slash MOSS's right armJAKE THE ZOMBIE has landed a potentially critical blow! The weapon disappears into the wound!The Blood Master chuckles quietly at the devastating blood-bath!MOSS's short sword is knocked from his grasp!MOSS has been permanently injured in the weapon arm!!!MOSS's crippled weapon arm flies off and he is snuffed out!MOSS's trainer sheds a tear for the deceased.JAKE THE ZOMBIE wins!!