Cool espadrilles in the breeze, leave lace marks right up to the knees!
Going retro with some Kickers, further back for winklepickers!
Loads of girls with pretty faces, wear Uggly boots to many places.
Thigh high boots for kinky nights, make sure they are tad too tight.

Peep toes for the well-to-do's. Valentino - Jimmy Choo's?
Wellingtons for muddy fans, get as mucky as you can!
Blisters, corns, skin that's chaffing, now who is the one that's laughing?
Weeping sores and toes all crushed, buff that suede up with a brush!

Out we go, to shop again, for our misery and pain.
But girls alone (we always choose) put up with everything for shoes!

Lena, thanks for visiting my blog and for the comments... interested me in finding you. Now, this might sound like BS to you because you come across as very astute, and having two drummers in the famuily and remain sane (I have one) puts you in the category of Job. By the way, it is 'cork' you were looking for.Your blog is the funniest I have seen and your poem chock full of hilarious flash backs. Loved it.

Very clever ..I've had them all too. Lucky to have escaped being bound like ancient Chinese.. Just want to walk barefoot on the beach today..dream on!! Thanks for finding my blog, ..now I have yours...good!!

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§...I'm a Blogger nut and mum of 3 wacky, wonderful all-grown-up kiddylings. ☼ I'm an ABE and AEE tutor and I also sing, write and play guitar. I love music and a laaaarf ♫ ♥ ♫ and have no intention of ever growing up
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