GQ: Michael Fassbender, leaning against a car. Also, his eyes may or may not match the green of the “G” in GQ. Intentional? Likely.

Esquire:Scarlett Johansson, on the edge of a bed, proclaimed “The Sexiest Woman Alive.” Considering the photo, we’re inclined to agree.

Details: Chris Hemsworth, rocking a peacoat and trying to remind us that he’s not actually a Norse deity in real life.

Style

GQ: Okay, maybe the whole “Fassbender’s eyes match the G” thing was just a coincidence, because they’ve also just named that same green “the color of the season.”

Esquire: A hefty dose of handsome timekeepers, Benedict Cumberbatch showing off some killer overcoats and Nick Sullivan’s defense to the death of a man’s right to emulate his great-grandfather via cardigan. (Who, according to the picture, would need to be Steve McQueen.)

Details: N/A, unfortunately. Luckily, Esquire has a few to spare, so here’s the lovely Ms. Megan Boone.

Food and Drink

GQ: Wine expert Jon Rimmerman (this month’s award winner for most snicker-inducing name) notes that champagne flutes are some kind of bullshit, and that you should throw them out in favor of something with a wider mouth.

Esquire: The “Encyclopedia of Eating Now” names New York’s own Betony as Restaurant of the Year. Also, it has an entry for “cronut.” Because of course it does.