Sean Penn and Robin Wright's 24-year-old son, Hopper Penn, was arrested in Nebraska on Wednesday. According to reports, the celebuspawn was booked for drug possession as marijuana, mushrooms, and prescription pills were all found on the young Mr. Penn and a friend.

Eek. Apparently, Hopper and actress Uma von Wittkamp were pulled over by the police after they failed to use a turn signal. Amid the traffic stop, the cop suspected that there was drug activity and proceeded to search the vehicle.

Reviewers couldn't help but include crude passages illuminating literary peccadillos like a preponderance of polysyllabic words and a litany of alliteration. (See how annoying that gets? Imagine it for 160 pages.)

Oh, and it ends with a six page poem that trashes the #MeToo movement. Eesh.