Here are the rules, I have to answer her questions and post them here. So here are my answers to her questions.

1. I admitted that I'm a bit of an aficionado on the Manson Family; What is your eccentric curiosity? I am a super Sci-Fi and Pop Culture geek. I also love to cook and watched (and enjoyed) the entire DVD that came with my Cuisinart Food Processor.

2. Most people would be shocked to hear that I can _____/ I cannot ______. Choose one, or answer both. Whatever floats your boat! I have no sense of direction. That gene is completely missing from my chromosomes. I get lost everywhere I go.

3. List a song that makes you laugh and one that makes you cry. Laugh : Anything by Weird Al, Cry : I do not cry.

4. If you had a hired hand to do just one thing for you all of the time, what would their duty be? Cook me healthy and delicious meals.

5. There's still a part of me that dreams about becoming a __________ someday, even though it's complete bullshit and never going to happen. This is going to sound strange but I always wanted to be a research psychologist focusing on diagnostics. Also a ninja. If I had to choose between the two listed... Ninja all the fucking way.

6. You've been given an all-inclusive trip to one place, anywhere in the world, and could bring 1 guest. Where would you go and who would you take with you? El Dorado Maroma in Cancun. And I would take my wife. It is my favorite vacation spot of all time.

7. If you were a character in a James Bond movie, what would your character's name be? My name would be "The Fez" because I would wear a ridiculously tiny fez on my head that would conceal a tiny slingshot I could use with annoying accuracy.

9. What's the best and worst thing about the community you live in? I live in downtown Dallas so the best thing is that I can walk to get almost anything. The worst thing is getting hit up for money everywhere I walk to.

10. The older I get, the more I ___________. I want to spend on furniture.

11. What's the punchline to your favorite joke? Just the punchline. And that's why we can't have nice things.

Now on to the next part. I have to come up with 11 questions for other bloggers to answer. I am supposed to tag them but I will just put my questions out to the world. If you want to answer them please do it in a post on your own blog but be sure to leave a comment here with a link so that other people can check out your answers.

You have an apple, a shard of glass, 5 ft of rope, and 2 dead AA Batteries. What kind of weapon do you make?

If you had a magazine the exemplified your life, what would the title of that magazine be?

What is your favorite cocktail and why?

You can have either : A bag that could hold anything you put in it and not grow any larger or be any heavier or 20 pills that when each one was taken would allow you to lose 10 pounds overnight painlessly and without any side-effects, which do you choose and why?

You could either be an ensign on the Star Ship Enterprise (Next Generation), The Doctor's Companion, or a super hero for a year, which one do you choose and why?

What is one store you are embarrassed that you shop at?

What is one website you are embarrassed that you frequent?

What, exactly, would you do for a Klondike Bar?

If you had 1 million dollars to donate to any charity what charity would you choose?