Could one of your nicknames ...

Question: Could one of your nicknames have been Big Boy? You do sort of look like him. I think it's the eyebrows.

Answer: You're getting colder. And for the record, I just got these bad boys plucked on Friday, and it was not pretty. If Jack Bauer runs out of torture techniques, he should get himself a pair of tweezers and go to town. Those terrorists would fess up in a second.