Piotr Michael has created what he's calling a PSA for Oscar nominees, advising them on award-acceptance behavior. His recommendations: Don't cry. Have some humility. Thank those who worked on the movie -- not "your neighbor, your garbage man, little Fido."

The video's gaining steam on YouTube and is worth watching. Or, better yet, listen to it with your eyes closed. Michael's a gifted voice artist and this video brings you Maggie Smith ("Thank the crew, for God's sake!") as well as Charlie Sheen, Ian McKellen ("Don't start sobbing! ... Hold yourself together!"), John Malkovich and more. Watch it below.