Courtesy of our broheems at MMARated.com: Ariel Helwani, who has the power to control women with his mind, sent out Arianny “#1” Celeste to gauge the MMA/UFC knowledge of Montreal residents before UFC 83. But the only thing they can seem to agree on is how hot Arianny Celeste is. Creepy middle-aged guy at 3:22 FTW!

Example: In Windsor (which is across the river from Detroit), there is a stripclub called "Leopards" and in said stripclub is a dancer named Miko. And I assure you sir, she is FAAARRRRR and away from gay. In fact, she's the reason my trip to Canada was cut short. She soaked me for about 2 or 300 Cannuck moneys. Worth EVERY GODDAMN PENNY too.

Fuck.
I got a hard-on just thinking about her. Hot damn.

gvd- April 23, 2008 at 8:50 am

what the hell is wrong with canadians? And why can't this camera man film properly?

yea i stopped watching after the first couple peoples responses. The sorry thing is 90 percent of people that watch the ufc are stupid jerks off like these.

Alex- April 22, 2008 at 7:50 pm

I didn't make it to 3.22 to see the creepy middle aged guy. What a fucking boring video

CBus-Allstar- April 22, 2008 at 6:55 pm

It's stupid ass videos like these that give whatever they happen to be supporting a bad name.

Granted: She is fucking smoking hot.

But the video is still a complete waste of my goddamn 4 minutes and 47 seconds. You know what else I could have done that would have better spent those 4 minutes and 47 seconds? I could have folded up a bad ass paper airplane. But nooo, I had to watch some professional slut talk to stupid cannucks for 5 minutes.