. . . perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way. . . sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims. . . silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they’ve never done, every person they’ve never been considerate toward, every fact they’ve never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend. . . preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters. . . unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions. . .

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You’re not leading this country. You’re not contributing to this country. You’re not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country’s damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we’re weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.

Do they really believe they are morally superior because they have a D after their name? Are they that naive? They say it is ok to screw anything that moves then kill the baby conceived as a result, but they are moral. I am more of a realist I believe all humanity is morally depraved, regardless of what crooked moron they vote into office.

http://black-avenger-1.livejournal.com/profile Isaac Bishop Jr.

Just remember that if this little pimple had the chance to say that to the FACE of a Republican or Conservative, say, oh, LTC West or Dwayne Johnson (the ROCK), he probably wouldn’t. Hell, if he was put in a room with just one of us, after we made eye contact, he’s probably decline the opportunity.

hillbilly

i wonder if he was trying to tell me something about how he felt. pitiful, really.

Wooooo!!!!!

The best part is it’s only Feb. 2012 and the lefties are a bunch of Whoosh! birds.

They’ll fly in circles of ever-decreasing radii until by October, Whoosh! – they fly up their own asses and disappear.

Florida Girl

F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C
we’re winning !

I wasnt completely sure but this comfirms it.

wte9

Uh, prurient? Haha, I think that applies to most human beings.

http://www.southernwolf.net S. Wolf

Those wad biting leftists get into a froth all the time.. they are boring boring boring..

Hubcap

Don’t think your “spin” will work on Christian patriots. We will pray for your early demise.

TeaBaby

Must have taken them months to not only come up with terms WE use to describe THEM, but a few new ones of their own to complete that article.

Alinsky picked you and me as “the enemy.” “One acts decisively only in the conviction that all the angels are on one side and all the devils on the other side.” That is the practical definition of fanaticism. We think of the Left as democratic opponents. They think of us as “the enemy.” Thereby they think they have an advantage by ruthlessness and fanaticism.

Is that all you got???
I mean there has to be more to it that just that, I am still looking.
God Bless you

LarryG

All of that energy! All of that to describe progressive imbeciles. Moulitas and his ilk are disreputable putrescence. Indeed, a malignant lesion on the face of humanity. A rat displays more dignity and honor but the contest is a non-starter because the rat has then upper hand due to higher mental development..

Just like in the Movie 300. “looks like I brought more Soldiers than you did”
Bring on Daily Kos, Bring it on!
I wonder how many of them will be left standing at the end of the day compared to us? Not many that haven’t ran away and soiled themselves.

7777777

THINGS DEMOCRATS DO WITH THEIR DEAD PECKER

1. Insert bulb and use as flashlight.

2. Fill with ink and use as bingo dabber.

3. Fill with Frosting and squeeze to decorate cake.

4. Use it as a decoration to hang from your rearview mirror.

5. Hang a dried out one inside an upside-down clay pot for an interesting bell. Gives new meaning to the phrase “ding dong.”

6. Nail it to the wall and use it for a coat rack.

7. In a pinch, poke extra holes in the end and replace shower nozzle.

8. Conversation piece on the coffee table (“Oh, that’s just Ronald when he was in his prime…”).

9. Redneck girl’s toothpick holder.

10. Dip it in candied apple glaze and make an all day sucker out of it.

11. Fill with Vicks and use as a nose inhaler.

12. Fill it up with plaster of Paris and use it as a microphone while singing the Lorena Bobbitt song.

13. Stick a Mickey mouse head on the tip, slit it horizontally, insert a spring in the bottom, and use as a Pez dispenser.

14. Soak in it Starch, let it dry, and use it as a dildo.

15. To induce vomiting.

16. Use it as a nozzle to provide a steady stream on your garden hose.

17. Nail it to the wall and hang your coffee mug on it.

DanlBoone

must have been something somebody said somewhere sometime.. or something..

? .. ah well.. I don’t understand Islam either..

but I’m cool. I hear the voices of my bros and sis .. you can betcha on that one baby.

david5300

I don’t want to surprise anyone but did you notice the composer of this massive diatribe did not sign their name to it??
They must have run out of characters?
Naw… must be something else … some other reason for the author of this greate masterpiece to remain anominous.

I think this person wants to be a republican but has not yet reached the level of courage to stand up to their frinds in OWS

http://black-avenger-1.livejournal.com/profile Isaac Bishop Jr.

Oh, and, by the way: if you think you’re being cool with these stupid paragraph-long insults, try not using material from Full Metal Jacket, and come up with your own material. Jackass.

DanlBoone

Isaac Bishop Jr,

that’s a gas .. not even all original..

for cryin’ out loud..

Junshin

Liberal self-hatred never fails to disappoint.

Infidel

The far left and their Islamist allies, who would sooner burn the Constitution than defend it, have some big balls making these claims.

Lime Lite

Sticks and stones…..nothing irritates them more than ignoring their tantrums. You have to treat them like naughty toddlers and put them in the naughty corner.

Observer

This another love missive from a tolerant lib leftistangry that atILL living in a basement in his mommie’s house as he takes a break between his rite of onanism.

Leonard

Sorry. I couldn’t hear your rant over the sound of me working to enable your bullshit, Mikos.

Miny Moe

Rather ironic that Gunnery Sergeant Hartman appears to be someone he admires.

http://Politicalpunch.net PoliticalPunch

There should be a holiday like punch a liberal in the face day. A day filled with American flags, BBQ, and liberals punched in the face at least once maybe twice depending on the fact if they have not only 2008, but a 2012 Obama bumper sticker.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me then you get twice slapped in the face. I think that’s how it goes.

Katherine

I’ve always hated verbosity, for it is a clear indication of a muddled brain.

Once again, the Left demonstrates its complete lack of substantive argument in an exceedingly puerile manner.

Ezra

Yawn. The sooner we fight them in the streets, the better. Can’t wait, actually.

Cabrerski

I take it that logical discourse is not Kos’ strong suit…

Son, do you e-mail your mother using those fingers?

Spurwing Plover

Would you like to see the chief editor of this rag have a copy of it shoved down their throat?

succotash

Sounds like it was written by some CORPSEMAN from the 57th state of ROAD ISLAND or just some mental midget.

Occam’s Tool

Nice to know we’re getting under their skin.

jwm

Eh, yeah.
Actually that’s me to a “T”.
What’re ya’ gonna do about it?

So go piss up a rope, leftard.

JWM

Guy from Utah

Well its gotta be rough when you support a president and openly claim he is God on earth (even though they are atheists) and he turns out to be dumber than a bag of hammers and way less useful plus the fact that you received a doctorate in Haiku from Harvard you can’t get a job and your student loans are over 200K.

MariettaGator

…must suck to be you Troubadour. What do you play besides the rusty trombone?

Katherine

Democrat = a waste of oxygen

DanlBoone

I am not who they say I am.
I am Dauphin Louis Charles XVII, des Bourbon, true Son of France.

Katherine

@Leonard

I believe they threw Mikos out. He turned out to be a wealthy fraud (part of the one percent?).

I read that several months ago on some Leftist site, can’t remember which one.

JUSTKEEPITREAL

@Spurwing
Yes i would, and i would pay good money to see this person get an ass beating that he would never forget, or be able to meet up with this prick in an uninhabited place.
These people are beyond help, they are the enemy within.

Katherine

@Dan’lBoone

So you’re a Frenchie, or as my friend Lloyd says a ‘monsewer’.

JUSTKEEPITREAL

@Marietta
He plays the male organ and the skin flute

KenH

You know, considering these little fuckwads would likely shit their pants if they had to face anyone, you know, face-to-face over their fucking slimy antics….

I will have you know that sheep gave its consent! I did not have sexual relations with it.

Minuteman

The radical left is beginning to openly and venomously show its ugly face .. this is noteworthy because, as the radical left watches Muslims getting away with rioting and murder, and mad vicioiusness, they are stirred, and as the AG, Obama and Democrats defend them and decline to prosecute or rebuke their, thus far relatively violence free, acts of rebellion in our streets, the feel entitled .. the real sh*t hasn’t hit the fan yet, and when it does some of these hateful lunatics are going to escalate this social spawn of rebellious profligacy to murderous and alarming violence … seriously folks, we’d all better keep our powder dry.

It is really sad someone would wast their time writing such drivel.
I am most sorry I took the time to read it.

Diamond Girl

Soros seen nodding in agreement. Patting all on heads, saying “Job well-done, Bonuses to ALL!”

…gotta keep those brown-nosed noses to Soros’ grindstone…with a smile on their faces while doing so.

After-all, AGENDA MATTERS!…THAT’S THE NAME OF THE GAME!!

Nothing like watching Leftist-Loon-Lemmings doing the bidding of the all mighty dollar.

…ooops, methinks that has something to do with capitalism, but don’t tell them that, they’ll deny it.

Katherine

A man who uses one hundred words when less than half that number would suffice, proves nothing other than his possession of a feeble mind.

Nick Shaw

Ahhh. I always knew it, this proves it.
We live rent free in their tiny little craniums.

It’s good to see all 230 fans of the Daily Cough showed up!
Wouldn’t want them slacking off now!

TeaBaby

We take up all of their time.

We win.

towerclimber37

well, they’ve got the name calling down. All that’s left to do is get to the ratkillin.

I say lets start today, I figure if conservatives cut heads all week we should be done in time for church on Sunday morning.

What do you folks think?

ddiddly

Yawn. Nice crib from that “creative swearing” book I’ve seen out there.

sjh

Someone is apparently off their meds. Again.

Shadowblitz70

The only thing in there they said that bothered me was that WE dont contribute to our country. Are you kidding me?

WE are the ones paying taxes and WORKING, not living in moms basement or off the govt tit.

Its pretty sickening to think that someone can be blind, stupid, hateful, backwards and ignorant all at the same time.
Whats scarier is they can vote.

Shadowblitz70

@ towerclimber37 Dont tease.
Thats a fantasy we will never see, sadly. If we cared about the survival of our country and the human race, we’d elimate these leeches, even if we just put them all on their own island for eternity.

Garibaldi

Wow. Do you think hes going to tell us what he really thinks next time?

bludger

Ah, now this one takes me back!

When I was seven or eight years old, me and a neighbor kid would spend hours tossing rocks at the small birds that came to peck gravel in the vacant lot behind our row of houses. We were usually way off the mark, but even when we weren’t, the birds were somehow able to take flight at the last possible instant or even hop sideways to evade our incoming missiles. I distinctly recall getting so frustrated by this that we eventually tried lobbing fistfulls of small rocks at once to produce a kind of “machine gun” effect. But then that would just make the birds fly off as one group leaving us staring stupidly at each other for having chased off our quarry without scoring a single hit.

Apparently for some people, words are even harder to aim than stones.

charlotte

They went to college to learn THIS??? No wonder they can’t get jobs

Iron maiden

You think it’s bad at DK now? What if they lose in November?

agent 99

Nosferatu….
Really
LMAO!!

ben

Oh, and by the way, do you mind coughing up some more taxes to fund our great social experiment?

agent 99

Day-um
So were are “Sheep Rapers”

And Poltergists….
And Zombies ..
And……Blah Blah Blah

This is hilarious.

For now, until Civil War III comes a’callin’

libertyinall50

Geez, this chap went through all that ink to simply describe their admittance criteria to blog there

.. instead— must be delusional , must hate self , everything that is individually earned and great in this country

Sickofobama

Wow!

Was he talking about Holleyweirdos?

The Obamas?

The Piglosi?

Dinghy Harry?

Muslims?

I don’t have time to look all them big words up but that guy said it all about the above.

But when did they all turn Republican?

What a fucking lunatic!

And I’m enjoying his miserableness.

Rufus

Wait until the election, and they see that Obama is going to be landslided.

It’s time to stock up on ammo.

http://marysteiner01 ratsofred

“Don’t mean nuttin” , as some of my friends from another time use to say .

imagine what they could accomplish if they used their energy on something constructive

yorkie44

It was difficult wading through their resumé to get to the substance of the article.

big-pete

Who’s scruffy-looking?

PatriotWarMonger

Yawn. Can’t wait for the shooting to start.

Douglas Reed

“It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”

A cleverer man than I said that in past.

Grass Mud Horsey

“And you are not welcome in this country anymore.”

Oh, that’s precious. Lil’ troubadour is now playing morality gatekeeper. Ironic, as it is known that those on the left have no morals.

Also, lil’ troubie needs to realize that if his underoos fouling wet dream ever came to pass and us unwelcome folks left the country, there’d be noone left to leech off of and he’d perish in short order.

Which is actually quite an enticing argument, watching lil’ troubie and his magic thesaurus die in the anarchic fires.

Yawn. This latest tantrum is of a piece with a deranged screed that the gallumping mongoloid garrison keillor puked up back when Bush was stomping mud holes in the thundering mediocrities the dnc kept trotting out.

Democrats. Boring, repetitive, and infantile. I could go on, but why bother.

Hmm. Just about one insult per thousand dollars of student loans he is carrying from his degree in Advanced Feminist Studies.

Cycomiko66

You can almost feel the spittle hit you as you read that insanity filled rant. You just KNOW his mouth was foaming as he worked himself into a rage as he typed that stupidity. And most of it wound up on his pc screen. Makes me smile a little evil smile knowing that we piss him off so much that maybe next little rant he has he will give himself a stroke.

NorthernX

Looking forward to savouring the tasty tears at the KOS site come November…

Jimco

That little rant gives me an image of a red-faced infant straining to load his diaper.

Jihadi Leader

….Yaaaaaaawwwwwnnn……

…..whenever your ready maggots…….

GRIZZ

Thats my line moron

Xavier

Dumb fuck forgot ‘racist’. Must be a noob.

Davey Mac

Yes, but did he reach for a wad of Kleenex and a cig after that?

Glad we could help.

VOTE – ABO November 2012

LizardLips

Considering the source, I’ll take ALL those to be compliments.

Jeff

While they, the Kos types, talk the talk and rant the rant. There are plenty of people who quietly work, give money and other wise seek ways to help their fellow man; seeking no reward othere than knowing they have done what is good and right (morally).

And yet, I’ll bet he considers himself tolerant, enlightened and compassionate.

Auntie Stupidity

I GOOGLED “the Kenyan” and that Kos post came up. Isn’t that …

pla·gia·rism
[pley-juh-riz-uhm, -jee-uh-riz-] Show IPA

noun
1.
the unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one’s own original work, as by not crediting the author: It is said that he plagiarized Thoreau’s plagiarism of a line written by Montaigne. Synonyms: appropriation, infringement, piracy, counterfeiting; theft, borrowing, cribbing, passing off.

2.
something used and represented in this manner: Well-respected publishers are developing a sharper eye for plagiarism in submitted manuscripts.

Dwells38

Oh sure they’re all about the civil conversation over there.

driguana

sad….very sad…what are all of these angry folks going to do when we actually have to rebuild this country in the not too distant future????? work and contribute maybe???

big L

That is really low comparing us to Frog poop. I really resemble that remark…
AhahahahaLOLOL.
This is seventh grade stuff folks. This guy is frozen in time….

Sentinel

I’ll be willing to bet this moron spent the last 2 months stringing this many adjectives together to form this semi literate (in his mind) article. Like the OWSers – wasted time from wasted lives.

Trish

So stinkin’ smart these elitist liberals are. So gosh darn bright. So awesome and wonderful. So kind, considerate and thoughful. So intellectually honest and even handed. So tolerant and forgiving. So peaceful and charming.
Oh, wait, whoa Nellie- they are nothing of the kind! They are intolerant, uncivilized and crude. They are unenlightened, miserable and full of themselves.
Someone please call Websters and ask them to change the definition of liberal.

rpg

maybe so but were the only ones paying the bills. so STFU.

ihatelibs

Pathetic. I would say that sounds like a 3rd grader but that’s insulting to 3rd graders.

Anna

All I can think of is the tirade from one of my all-time favorite movies, “What About Bob?”

Let’s see now….half the population is “not welcome” in their own country anymore?
What are you son’s-of-Stalin going to do about it?

stogieguy7

Hey Daily Kooks douchebags – bring it on!

Try to turn those empty wussbag threats into a real attempt to eliminate us. Then we’ll finally have the excuse to use those guns and Bibles that we’ve been bitterly clinging to in order to make you cry with that pathetic faggotty whine that you all get. Before you are put out of our collective misery.

God, how I welcome that day.

Greg

Sounds like one of Satan’s loser spawn still cannot accept personal responsibility for their self defeating bad choices in life.

Noelegy

interested said, “Let’s see now….half the population is ‘not welcome’ in their own country anymore?”

Some time ago, on one of the Cheezburger websites, probably Pundit Kitchen, one of the commenters said that she’d like to deport all the Republicans. Someone else responded and said that wasn’t a good way to show tolerance, and she said she didn’t WANT to show tolerance, she just wanted Republicans not to exist anymore.

I’ve hung out online with majority-left and majority-right crowds before, and I’ll tell you that the main difference is that the right acknowledges the left’s right to exist and have a different opinion MUCH more than the left acknowledges the right’s rights to do so.

stogieguy7

@Noelegy: We’re getting to the point where we will no longer be able to peacefully coexist with these people. What’s bad for the right is that the left is in charge of most institutions. And the left is indeed very intolerant. They want us dead, though very few of them has the stomach to actually follow through with that.

If this continues on the same path, we’ll be in a civil war within a few years. Perhaps sooner.

Commieobamie

obama can really talk it up.

Ezra

They are who we thought they were! Aaaahahahaha

Re Re

Can’t top any of these comments! Excellent work folks! God, what a bunch of sickos over there at the Daily Casket.

Iron Maiden: I think you got it just right.

TexasPharmacist

Whoa! They miss one dose of Abilify and they jump right off the ledge!

MWR

Well, fine then. The only way to respond to such juvenile tantrums is mockery and dismissal. So, to do my part…

If they actually believed that about us, wouldn’t they be a tad bit concerned about, oh I don’t know, irritating us?

Major Bill

Troubadour,

You having problems with projection? Seems like it as everything you wrote applies to your progressive libtard bretheren. Sounds like you need to see “Act of Valor”. You will see TRUE HEROISM instead of the fake kind of John Kerry and other libtards.

Just one little quote of yours:
“syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction.”

Considering that the racist KKK was created by DEMOCRATS, I rest my case about projection.

Get an education, a proper education. Not the libtard brain killing education that is put forth by the NEA.

TexasPharmacist

Oh, Mr. H., wish I knew. I am a pharmacist, not a psychiatrist. I just see psychotic shit like that post and it makes me wonder how many Jared Loughners are in the OWS bowel movement and Democrat parties that are not diagnosed or treated for it.

Hard Right

WE are traitors? WE just want to follow the Constitutuion. YOU leftist vermin want to take away people’s rights and sentence us to a socialist hell.
You want to take our lives? Molon Labe.