This is a discussion on C9's Fool-Proof Guide to Beating Rigged Poker Sites within the online poker forums, in the General Poker section; Obviously sites like Poker sites are rigged. I mean, seriously, have you seen the beats on there? Like, lol, every freakin' time.
So yeah, I have

Obviously sites like Poker sites are rigged. I mean, seriously, have you seen the beats on there? Like, lol, every freakin' time.

So yeah, I have invented a new fool-proof system that poker sites and all the elite pro's that play there don't want you to know about.

Here's the trick: Everytime you hold an awesome hand, fold. Because obviously the site is rigged to support bad play. You will be sucked out on, because pokerstars/all poker sites want "bad players" to keep playing.

So instead, play like a bad player! Only put all your money in when you have a slim chance of winning! Because the site is rigged, so you will draw up a runner runner straight more often than your opponent's hand will hold up.

And to prove that my system works, I have a very scientific graph:

Obviously, you can't ignore that kind of scientific & mathematic evidence. Just try, and it will hurt your brain.

So use this system, and over the long run, you will profit. Just don't be suprised when a bunch of people on this site start complaining that this system won't work! That's because they're online poker pros, and they're using this system to make buckets of money!

So yeah, use the rigged software to your advantage & get all in with hands that have a low chance of winning.

I shoved 2/3o, 59s and 4To on 3 straight hands and won all three! everybody was calling me a donkey and an idiot and some unprintable stuff but I won all three! One guy even had AA one time. Boy I feel sorry for him playing such a rigged and worthless hand. Just like it was supposed to the turn and river gave me runner runner straights twice! The T4 hand had me worried for a minute when the flop came AKQ and I didn't get the jack on the turn, but runner runner 4's worked beautifully!

I will continue based on the above rock-solid evidence to play in this fashion and will reap my rewards for years to come!

muahahahahaha

#3

July 31st, 2008, 10:42 PM

MrMuckets [2,379]

Online Poker at: FullTilt

Loving the bar graph. Roflmao , This is for what two hands or two thousand?

#4

July 31st, 2008, 10:46 PM

ajrobin [654]

Poker at: PS

Game: NLHE

Finally, someone prepared to spread the truth! The graph did it for me, at first i thought this was some kind of joke, but you cant lie with stats and graphs like that! Good work C9!

#5

July 31st, 2008, 11:00 PM

Jagsti [5,479]

Online Poker at: Stars

Game: NL bustovill

Love it, at long last someone who has grasped the reality of rigged poker sites. Nice 1 C9

#6

July 31st, 2008, 11:04 PM

zachvac [7,832]

Poker at: Pokerstars

Game: NL Hold 'em

omg omg omg Pokerstars is rigged I shoved with 23o and it was the worst hand and it had the best chance of winning and this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted and I fistpumped because I knew 23o had a better chance of winning but than the 45 came on flop but no 6 or A and I want my money back poker sucks and I can't win no matter if I get it in with the best or worst hand no matter what anyone says I always lose and poker's rigged and life's not fair.

#7

July 31st, 2008, 11:06 PM

pantin007 [6,208]

re: Poker & C9's Fool-Proof Guide to Beating Rigged Poker Sites

omg omg omg Pokerstars is rigged I shoved with 23o and it was the worst hand and it had the best chance of winning and this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted and I fistpumped because I knew 23o had a better chance of winning but than the 45 came on flop but no 6 or A and I want my money back poker sucks and I can't win no matter if I get it in with the best or worst hand no matter what anyone says I always lose and poker's rigged and life's not fair.

wanna borrow my gun?

brilliant strategy c9, im going to use it at all my games

#8

July 31st, 2008, 11:25 PM

Monoxide [3,658]

Poker at: Pokerstars

Game: The holdems

Originally Posted by c9h13no3

Obviously sites like Poker sites are rigged. I mean, seriously, have you seen the beats on there? Like, lol, every freakin' time.

So yeah, I have invented a new fool-proof system that poker sites and all the elite pro's that play there don't want you to know about.

Here's the trick: Everytime you hold an awesome hand, fold. Because obviously the site is rigged to support bad play. You will be sucked out on, because pokerstars/all poker sites want "bad players" to keep playing.

So instead, play like a bad player! Only put all your money in when you have a slim chance of winning! Because the site is rigged, so you will draw up a runner runner straight more often than your opponent's hand will hold up.

And to prove that my system works, I have a very scientific graph:

Obviously, you can't ignore that kind of scientific & mathematic evidence. Just try, and it will hurt your brain.

So use this system, and over the long run, you will profit. Just don't be suprised when a bunch of people on this site start complaining that this system won't work! That's because they're online poker pros, and they're using this system to make buckets of money!

So yeah, use the rigged software to your advantage & get all in with hands that have a low chance of winning.

LOL awesome graph imo

#9

July 31st, 2008, 11:47 PM

Chris_TC [925]

Online Poker at: Pokerstars

Game: Moniez

Ban OP imo for giving away the secret

#10

August 1st, 2008, 12:20 AM

playme1979 [131]

that really does sound like it is true on ub alot of the times lol. seems the worst hand catches the runner runner for the straight on the river

#11

August 1st, 2008, 2:31 AM

mregister2 [69]

Online Poker at: Bovada

Game: holdem

I cannot argue with that logic. And you have a chart and its posted on the internet, so it must be true.

#12

August 1st, 2008, 2:46 AM

WVHillbilly [22,897]

Poker at: Full Tilt

Golden archives, imo.

#13

August 1st, 2008, 2:47 AM

switch0723 [8,431]

lol that giraphe made me laugh quite a bit

#14

August 1st, 2008, 3:11 AM

cAPSLOCK [2,551]

re: Poker & C9's Fool-Proof Guide to Beating Rigged Poker Sites

Originally Posted by zachvac

omg omg omg Pokerstars is rigged I shoved with 23o and it was the worst hand and it had the best chance of winning and this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted and I fistpumped because I knew 23o had a better chance of winning but than the 45 came on flop but no 6 or A and I want my money back poker sucks and I can't win no matter if I get it in with the best or worst hand no matter what anyone says I always lose and poker's rigged and life's not fair.

Yes. But because you sent in a complaint via email *AND* called them on the phone "Riverstars" changed your "luck modifier"!! You ALSO withdrew some money at least once didn't you?

They now use a completely different chart for you.

I was able to hack into "Riverstars" and download it:

Sorry man!

cAPS

#15

August 1st, 2008, 12:47 PM

dsvw56 [1,716]

I won't believe this until you post at least 3 random hand histories supporting this claim. If you don't have that to back it up, obv. it's not true.

#16

August 1st, 2008, 12:52 PM

Jurn8 [5,349]

Poker at: Pokerstars

Game: Holdem

what i want to know is how on earth did u create such a mathematical and scientific genius graph surely you would have had to spend hours compiling hand histories and categorising hands into good and bad hands your just a pure genius to do this but to put it into such a complex graph is even better and yet you seem to show it with such simplicity.
You're officially my hero!

#17

August 1st, 2008, 1:18 PM

Chris_TC [925]

Online Poker at: Pokerstars

Game: Moniez

Now that the cat is out of the bag, I might as well post one of my very first graphs. I used to get it in with the best hand for a while, but once I discovered the secret to beating the sites, there was no looking back.

I'm sure you can guess at what point in the graph I changed my strategy to what C9 recommends. Note how the winnings line doesn't even fit inside the graph.

#18

August 1st, 2008, 1:35 PM

F Paulsson [5,751]

Only... Now that you've posted this all the good players will start to play dominated hands which means that the bad players will lose which means that they-will-soon-make-it-so-that-the-best-hand-always-wins-to-keep-the-bad-players-from-losing-money andnowmyheadwillexplodeomgplzhlpok

#19

August 1st, 2008, 2:49 PM

Egon Towst [6,799]

Online Poker at: 35 sites

Game: HE, 5CD, 7CS

Oh dear, somebody call an embalmer for FP.

Great graph, lol.

#20

August 1st, 2008, 3:25 PM

dufferdevon [1,663]

Poker at: PokerStars

Game: holdem

I cannot believe you gave away this information for free. There are thousands if not millions of online players that would have paid for this information.

#21

August 1st, 2008, 4:38 PM

DEVILRAISE [202]

Online Poker at: Stars/absoul

Game: Strip Poker

re: Poker & C9's Fool-Proof Guide to Beating Rigged Poker Sites

how did you get my charts and graphs? all of you? poker espionage! that was my winning formulas. im 36 and spent 40 years working on it. Now its ruined! the secret is out. but your chart is too scientific to read, can you simplify it please? ty

#22

August 1st, 2008, 5:02 PM

Arielstorm [95]

Poker at: Poker Stars

Game: Razz

I love the graph. Are these statics just for tourneys or are they for ring games too?

#23

August 1st, 2008, 5:03 PM

c9h13no3 [8,788]

Originally Posted by Arielstorm

I love the graph. Are these statics just for tourneys or are they for ring games too?

They are from every ring game & tourney except for Razz. With razz, its impossible to play well, so everyone plays poorly & is using this system by accident.

#24

August 1st, 2008, 8:03 PM

dsvw56 [1,716]

Originally Posted by ieatshecooks

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY ARE RIGGED

Did you not see the graphs? Conclusive proof, imo.

#25

August 1st, 2008, 9:27 PM

ChuckTs [13,652]

I <3 graphs with loop de loops.

#26

August 1st, 2008, 9:41 PM

Effexor [1,774]

Poker at: FTP. Stars

Game: Ice Cream

The loops are where Chris broke the time-space-continuum. It's been proven that by overclocking your CPU, this is possible.

Here's proof:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/5/clock_rift.html

#27

August 1st, 2008, 10:09 PM

PDMike425 [124]

Online Poker at: Full Tilt

Game: Hold'em

I like graph, seems to make sense. The only issue is not taking folding into account. Let's say you have the worst hand ever, like the dealer only gives you one card and tells you to deal with it, but there's always the ability to fold preflop and win the hand. I bet if you plant a dollar you'll get a money tree.

#28

August 1st, 2008, 10:14 PM

dsvw56 [1,716]

re: Poker & C9's Fool-Proof Guide to Beating Rigged Poker Sites

Originally Posted by Effexor

The loops are where Chris broke the time-space-continuum. It's been proven that by overclocking your CPU, this is possible.

i do believe the author of this post is sucking you all in for the big catch lol. he's just waiting for you to be seated across from felt from him so he can take your money with his pocket aces lol

Obviously it was just a joke. Who would really think they would make money by getting people to think that?

#30

August 5th, 2008, 12:46 PM

l Love Beer [258]

Poker at: Full Tilt

Game: Hold'em/PLO

I believe the graph is missing a major part of the game though....
I mean how can you be a winning poker player without often inducing misclicks...?

#31

August 5th, 2008, 3:38 PM

MrSwissCheese [204]

Online Poker at: Bodog

Game: Holdem

Originally Posted by zachvac

this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted

Hilarious -- I had to go back and re-read that 3 or 4 times just to let it sink in. Everyone knows that the only pocket Aces to play with are the soooted ones.

On second thought, if he did have a soooted pair - that would probably be even better evidence that online poker is rigged.

My hole cards: A♥ A♥
Flop: A♥ A♥ A♣

WOO-HOO! I flopped quads!

#32

August 5th, 2008, 7:26 PM

WVHillbilly [22,897]

Poker at: Full Tilt

Originally Posted by MrSwissCheese

Hilarious -- I had to go back and re-read that 3 or 4 times just to let it sink in. Everyone knows that the only pocket Aces to play with are the soooted ones.

On second thought, if he did have a soooted pair - that would probably be even better evidence that online poker is rigged.

My hole cards: A♥ A♥
Flop: A♥ A♥ A♣

WOO-HOO! I flopped quintsand a flush draw!

FYP

#33

August 5th, 2008, 9:30 PM

MrSwissCheese [204]

Online Poker at: Bodog

Game: Holdem

Originally Posted by WVHillbilly

FYP

I completely missed the flush draw part. . . I was going after the soooted pocket Aces, so I figured the club shouldn't count. Point well taken, though

#34

August 5th, 2008, 9:36 PM

shortystaxx [4]

Poker at: full tilt

Game: holdem

i seem to lose no matter what lol

#35

August 6th, 2008, 3:31 AM

CMAZ [19]

Online Poker at: Titan Poker

Game: Holdem

re: Poker & C9's Fool-Proof Guide to Beating Rigged Poker Sites

Originally Posted by Effexor

The loops are where Chris broke the time-space-continuum. It's been proven that by overclocking your CPU, this is possible.

Here's proof:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/5/clock_rift.html

Hmm, this overclocking thing might have some merit you know

I just switched over to using my main PC for Poker which is overclocked as opposed to using my laptop and I have been running red hot ever since.

It's only air cooled at this stage so I might have to invest in some serious water cooling, better still I should use liquid nitrogen to freeze the CPU so I can overclock it to the hill. That should boost my winnings of the chart.

Bugger having to worry about what cards to play, just overclock your PC so you processor is way ahead of everyone else. ROFLMAO