Metricula

Archived Bio. Not part of the current Performer list.

Metricula is a filker, cabaret performer, and sometimes-clown. She was fired from being a summer camp counselor for at-risk teens because she kept mixing up "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" with "Good Ship Venus" during campfire sing-a-longs. Undeterred, Metricula still books birthday parties for your age 18+ little ones. Metricula occasionally masquerades as nerd-culture enthusiast Madison Roberts and posts blogs and music at http://metricula.com.