Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the Laugh Track column, a man who hasn’t yet tasted it all ... Mike McIntyre.

Thank you, Cleveland!

Did you see that Taco Bell now has a taco shell made of fried chicken? It’s called the Naked Chicken Chalupa. The name offers excellent advice: If you are naked while you eat it, paramedics won’t have to cut your clothes off before applying the defibrillator paddles.