Article rings false... lots of subtle inconsistencies such as, "The alien in the alleged interview indicated that they are not Extraterrestrial because they descended from the dinosaurs on Earth. The reason for this destruction was not a natural disaster -- an asteroid impact as your scientists believe falsely -- but a war between two enemy groups that took place mainly in the orbit and high atmosphere of your planet."

Okay, so if you're not an ET, then why are you saying "your planet" instead of "our planet"?

FTFA: The interview further suggested that a sentient reptilian-like entity evolved from the remaining decimated dinosaur population, and that allegedly still lives on Earth, and that it operates some UFOs.

Could the extraterrestrials, please, kill off, all those extra commas this guy keeps sticking in there, so that I can read past, possibly beyond, the first two paragraphs, without getting annoyed? Not that I really cared about reading any further, anyway.

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

And we picture you as a dumbass young earth creationist and subby.

It takes a unique brand of retardation to make even the most down syndrome child go, "holy crap that's some stupid logic."

I have no idea why you would think I'm a YEC. Is it because I asked for a reason as to why a person would bother to log in only to say something as stupid as "Done in one LOL"? Because I'm not seeing the connection.

I can't wait for the first person to come through the museum citing this. After all, I just got done with another local that claims she has real life modern "carnosaurs" that live in her backyard, up here in the rockies.

That must be impossible...because that guy who made that huge boat and put two of every species in it to survive a flood and repopulate the planet would have certainly written about alien-like reptilians. And all Christians KNOW that this man existed and that really happened.It's written in a book, right?It must be true.

There can be NO OTHER possibilities in regards to human and Earth history other than what we're told RIGHT NOW.

Right?

(I'm SO glad I don't let the authoritarianism of this "society" stop me from asking questions about what I HAVEN"T EXPERIENCED FOR MYSELF).

dpzum1:That must be impossible...because that guy who made that huge boat and put two of every species in it to survive a flood and repopulate the planet would have certainly written about alien-like reptilians. And all Christians KNOW that this man existed and that really happened.It's written in a book, right?It must be true.

There can be NO OTHER possibilities in regards to human and Earth history other than what we're told RIGHT NOW.

Right?

(I'm SO glad I don't let the authoritarianism of this "society" stop me from asking questions about what I HAVEN"T EXPERIENCED FOR MYSELF).

What does this even mean? I see it once in just about every other thread. Are we just supposed to stop talking? What exactly is "done"?

You should know I imagine you wearing a backwards baseball cap and calling people "brah".

The "thread is over" meme here on Fark is a compliment to someone who posts a particularly funny, witty, surprising, ironic etc. response to the thread topic especially if said post is among the very Weenerss. A different way to say, "That was a funny post. I salute you ."

It is not to be taken literally.

You may continue to participate in the thread as you see fit - in your case by insulting the author of a post you completely did not understand.

My sister is one of those fundamentalist baptists that literally believe the Noah story. Try to make any sort of comment about how ridiculous it is and she will (no joke) cover her ears and hum church songs until you stop. Lucky for me she just moved out of state. WAY out of state.

So yeah, people believe weird shiat and this is NOT surprising. Knew a guy in the Army that insisted that everything in News of the World was true because otherwise, the Government wouldn't let them print it.