“The President”

Donald Trump has a new reality TV show called, “The President.” Many people are impressed with Trump’s live performances. “The President” says people call it a performance, but he calls it work. He also said he got lots of positive reviews.

The show only follows “The President” during his “Executive Time” which is only a couple of hours a day — phone calls, meetings, and sitting at his desk in the Oval Office. Not shown is the rest of “The President’s” time lying in bed watching TV, sitting on the toilet tweeting, or sitting in his Lazy Boy watching TV, tweeting, and eating.

During a press conference for the first show of “The President” the star said, “no collusion” eight times when answering one question.

Close up! (the most natural looking side of his face, ONLY.)

In the first episode of “The President,” viewers and critics learn that “The President” has done more than any other president in history.

In the first episode of “The President,” the show takes a “hard look” at libel laws because of Michael Wolff’s book. When challenged about accusing the previous president of not being a citizen and a sitting senator’s father of killing JFK, “The President” replied, “I never did that.” APPLAUSE.

A writer was fired on the show because he used too many compound sentences.

There is no laugh track for “The President” because the star and his sycophant co-stars in the White House don’t have a sense of humor. Imbeciles usually don’t.