Chapter 2

You’d be upset too if someone snubbed their cigarette out on your $800 microsuede settee! If you’ve been enjoying Helvetica, please consider donating to my patreon to help keep it alive! Also, I have an ask.fm if you’d ever like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Oh, it’s that guy. Thanks for being so patient while I moved into my new apartment and got settled in! Sorry for the sporadic updates, everyone! Thanks for stickin’ around! If you’ve been enjoying Helvetica, please consider donating to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Oh good. Hey, I’ll be in the middle of moving for the next couple weeks or so, so updates may be a little sporadic until things settle. As always, thanks for reading! If you’ve been enjoying Helvetica, please consider donating[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Getting to know you, getting to know all about you… Sorry about the delay in putting up this page! Life happens, you know how it is… thanks for being so patient! If you’ve been enjoying Helvetica, please consider donating to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Steak? A gangster? No way, you’ve got the wrong guy! If you’ve been enjoying Helvetica, please consider donating to my patreon to help keep it alive! Also, I have an ask.fm if you’d ever like to ask me something!

It’s gonna be a party! In case you missed my announcement last week, Helvetica updates will be pushed to every Saturday! My schedule recently underwent a pretty intense change, so this was necessary for me. Thanks for reading!! If you’ve been enjoying Helvetica,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Somebody really needs to teach Helvetica the Mystery Science Theater 3000 mantra. Hey! In other news, this is an announcement that hereon, Helvetica updates will be pushed to every Saturday! My schedule recently underwent a pretty intense change, so this was necessary for me.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Can somebody please clue Helvetica in on what just happened? If you’ve been enjoying Helvetica, please consider donating to my patreon to help keep it alive! Also, I have an ask.fm if you’d ever like to ask me something!