Thai Girls Wild

Price:
$29.95/Month
$34.95/Month (non-recurring)

Something of a sex-obsessed Lonely Planet guide to Thailand's seedier side, Thai Girls Wild offers hardcore videos, softcore galleries, nightlife documentary pictorials, and some of the lustiest, most accommodating hotties in Southeast Asia. Without true HD videos and consistent, frequent updates, though, Thai Girls Wild could easily fail to impress all but the most accepting porn viewers. As you would (or should) a real journey into the seedy heart of Phuket or Pattaya, approach Thai Girls Wild with a certain degree of caution and you could find yourself having a grand ol' time.

Exxxtasy

Price:
$4.99/1st Month
$9.99 rebill

Exxxtasy won't clog your hard drive with multi-gigabyte movies you'll never watch again, nor will it bombard you with flashy advertising graphics and promotions. Unfortunately, there's plenty of other things it won't do that you'd probably prefer it did. One thing's for sure: Exxxtasy's large and rapidly growing archive of HD streaming porn is high on quality, convenience, and carnality (if very low on other important things like information). I tell ya, folks, if I was CEO of Exxxtasy Inc. I'd be screaming "Get this motherfucker on a TV, dammit, and let's take over the damn world!" Then I'd cackle, pop some champagne, and settle down to watch Sophie Dee suck my dick (POV or IRL?), praising Exxxtasy all the way to the bank.

James Deen

Price:
$1/2 Days
$19.95/1st Month
$29.95/Rebill

Mr. James Deen is not a pornstar, he's a worldwide sexual phenomenon. Bursting through the ranks of beefed-up neanderthals to herald a new era of male pornstars who are, for all their professional duties, everyday dudes. On this, his official eponymous "tube site", Deen fucks professionals and amateurs alike, welcoming Chanel Preston one week, a hipsterfied newcomer the next, and hits them both with equal fucking force. Often shot by Deen himself as he fucks his guest into worshipping him and his famous erection above all other deities, James Deen's official website offers a fascinating (and incredibly fucking hot) look at one of porn's most fascinating figures and the women he bones.

Fuck or Fired

Price:
$19.95/Month

For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.

Fantasy Girl Pass

Price:
$8.99/3 Days
$17.99/1st Month
$24.99/Rebill

If you had a free pass to indulge any sexual fantasy you wanted with any woman of your choosing, you might want to scope out Fantasy Girl Pass for some ideas before leaping on your foxy (but surprisingly bland) neighbor. Fantasy Girl Pass is home to more than 15 stellar pornstars. From Catalina Cruz to, uh, Cassandra Cruz (by way of Jessica Jaymes, Sasha Grey, Trina Michaels, Puma Swede and others), there's so much top-notch adult talent here who'll be featuring in your fantasies for quite some time if only you'd let them in and get acquainted.

Glamour Stars Live

Price:
$10/10 credits

Instead of simply ogling the lifeless images of your favorite glamour model babes in online photo galleries and magazine spreads, why not take advantage of the technological marvel that is the webcam and observe your favorite hot-as-fuck beauty in real time at Glamour Stars Live? With the hottest girls from the UK, girls who've taken starring roles in pictorials for Zoo, Front, Maxim, and The Sun, posing and posturing for you through the miracle of webcam feeds, Glamour Stars Live puts you in the enviable position of being face-to-face with these stunners as they fulfill your unfortunately quite expensive fantasies. Better load up your cyberwallet, friends, 'cause these girls don't come cheap!

Best Amateur Network

Price:
$1/1 Day
$39.95/Month

Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.

Brick Yates

Price:
$1/1 Day
$19/Month

Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.