So, you finally want to add that extra bit of spice to your life and enter the world of naked gaming. Forget trophy or achievement whores and forget hardcore gamers, naked gaming is reserved for the elite gamer alone. It is beyond Warcraft, deeper than Pong, and in some ways bigger than porn...naked gaming challenges a gamer more than picking up women on a Saturday night on the sauce in SoHo using the pick up line, “Get in the van”.

Naked gaming doesn't just force people as gamers to accept their bodies for what they are, it also challenges those around them, nudity in gaming is still pretty infantile but thankfully with this incredibly concise and thorough, though not exhaustive, guide your first time naked gaming can be safer than sitting in a padded room doing nothing. Like me.

Wireless controllers are king, less chance of a tangle means more fun-time for you.

If you have children, do them a favour and keep the games machine in another room else they start naked gaming far too early – you need to be pro and elite before naked gaming.

If you have visitors from your partner's family around, stay naked. It's your house and your rules, screw the system, if anything, them twerps should be naked.

If you are female, you must photograph yourself naked gaming and send it to me to meet my approval.

If you are, like me, a male human DON'T post pictures of yourself onto the internet naked gaming or send me pictures of yourself Naked, it's just not going to work out.

Don't play FIFA games naked, EA are watching YOU!

Use only your hands to play your game. Using anything else is both unethical and quite difficult...and only leads to disappointment in yourself.

The most important rule of Naked gaming. Be naked.

Make sure the room is a decent temperature to naked game. You don't want to be leaving bum-patches on sofas.

Only Naked game in a safe environment, for example;a. An approved Naked-gaming party. b. Your own home c. Anywhere nudity and gaming are allowed

Provided you follow these opening basic rules, you should now be well on your way to becoming a proper-elite Naked gamer, someone who knows how to game so hard, the neighbours feel it. In the next town.