It's gonna be produced by Iran. What makes it Islamic? Well, it will be manufactured by three Islamic Nations (Iran, Turkey and Malaysia) and it will include decidedly Islamic features: It will contain a Prayer Rug, a Mecca-pointing compass and a "Koran Holder", just in case you feel like reading the good book while driving. The news is welcomed by the thousands of Muslims who are sick and tired of driving Italian Catholic cars or German and American protestant cars ( we are not even gonna mention the cars made by the asian infidels here), and wanted a car that shared their religious beliefs. The people are complaining though that the car doesn't segregate between the men and women riding it, and therefore isn't truly Islamic. The company claims that segregating the car would be impractical from an engineering point of view, but promises to install vice sensors in the upcoming models that will blare an alarm saying"GOD IS WATCHING YOU, BITCHES!" in case a man and a woman got within touching distance from each other.

John Cunningham

Dorothea Lobert

spellz

December 16, 2007 at 11:42 pm

lolololololeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Islamic car with spikes or spanker to punish the infidels

well i guess it’s more complicated than that
a car is something good for economy
u knw to be independent from others is gr8
although those designers are punch of lunatics it’s good for them that they did that car
3o2balna kda:D
Alleeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

Chris

brooklynjon

December 17, 2007 at 4:19 pm

Presumably if it is made in Iran, it will be powered by a nuclear engine. This is just another peaceful use of nuclear energy which they would otherwise never use to blow up Tel Av – I mean Jaffa – or any other city in Isr – er – the illegitimate occupying Zionist entity that will soon disappear. Nosireebob, it’s for cars. Yeah – that’s the ticket!

brooklynjon

December 20, 2007 at 4:58 am

Two,

In my neck of the woods, we haven’t been worrying much about Israel’s arsenal lately. Maybe we’re reassured by the fact that they’ve had them collecting dust for forty years despite having had a few tempting opportunities to use them. Or maybe its the lack of belligerent threats to use them, like, oh, saying that such and such a country would soon be wiped off the map, or having prominent politicians pointing out the survivability of a nuclear first strike.

But thanks for the holiday wishes. I wish you, likewise, a happy holiday, and a healthy year to come.

ito

January 24, 2008 at 11:09 pm

I think all these cars should come out with the “I Heat Israel” Sticker. Not optional but mandatory.
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